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form the customs of anybody else's
country.
We have engaged a guide to stay
with US day and night. The guide took
US out for a bat last night, and dad had
the time of his life. Dad has drank a
good deal of spurious and malt liquors
in his time, but l don't think he ever
INDUCED much in champagne at IS or
"a bottle at home. Maybe he has
been saving himself up till he got over
mere, where champagne is cheap and it
takes several quarts to make you see
angels The guide took us to one of
these bullyvards, where there are ia
bles out on the sidewalk, and you can
eat and drink and look at the dukes
and counts and dutchesses and things
promenading up and down, flirting like
sin, and we sat down to a table and dad
looked like Uncle Sam, and felt his
oats.
When he had drank a few thfmble-
fuls Of absinthe, and some champagne.
and eat plateful of frogs, he was just
ripe for trouble. A woman and a man
at an adjoining table had one of these
white dogs that is sheared like a hedge
fence, with spots of long hair left on
in places, and dad cOaxed the dog over
to our table and began to feed him
frogs legs, and the woman began to
talk French out loud. and looked cross
at dad and the count that was with her
came over TO our table and looked at
dad in a tone of voice that meant trou-
Die, and said something sassy. and the
guide said the man wanted to fight a
duel because dad had contaminated the
Woman's dog, and dad got mad and
offered TO wipe out the whole place. and
he got up with a champagne bottle and
looked defiance at the count, and the
walters began to scatter. when the wo-
man came up TO dad and begged him
not to hurt the count, and as she spoke
broken English dad could understand
her. and she Looked beautiful and her
eyes were filled with tears. and dad re-
Tented and said: Don't cry dear |
won't hurt the little runt" She was so
glad dad was not going 70 kill the
count that she threw herself into his
arms and thanked dear America for
producing such grand citizen such a
brave man as dad, who could forego
the pleasure of killing a poor. weak
man who had insUlted him, particularly
as dads wild Indian ancestry had ma de
IL hard for him TO refrain from blood
Well. dads face was a study. as he
braced up and held that $50 pounds of
white meat i'm his arms. with all the
people looking on, and he seemed proud
and heroic and strolSed her hair and
told her not to worry, and finally she
hied herself away from dad and the
count took her away, and they went up
the bullyV2rd, and after all was quiet
again. dad said: t'Hennery let this be
lesson to you. When you are tempt
ed TO commit a rash act and aVenge an
insult in blood. stop and think of the
sorrow and shame that will come to
you If you draw your gun too quick,
and have a widow on your hands as a
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We Paid 100000

For the Americap right to Lfquozone
We did this after testing the product
for two years, through physicians and
hospitals. after proving i'm thousands
of different cases, that Liquozone de-
stroys the cause of any germ disease.
Liquozone has. for more than 20
years, been tic constant subject OF
scientific and chemical research. 1t is
not made by compromising drugs. nor
with alcohol. It's virtues are derived
solely from gas-iargely oxygen gas
by process requiring immense aopa-
ratus and IL days time. The result is
a LIQUID that does what oxygen does
II is nerve food and blood food-the
most helpful thing in the world to you.
Its effects are .exhilarating. vitalizing
purifying. Yet il IL germicide so
certaju that We publish on every bot
tie an offer Of $1,000 FOR a disease
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Peck's Bad Boy
Writes About Paris
By George W. Peck

Paris. France-My Dear Uncle Ezra:
Dad is I'm an awful state here, and I
do not know what to do with him.
We struck this town all in a heap,
and the people seemed to be paralyzed
so they couldn't speak. except to
make motions and make noises that
we could not interpret. This is the
first time dad and L have BEEN in
place where nobody understood our
language Ordinarily we could take
pleasure in teaching people TO speak
the English language, but in coming
across the English channel dad and 1
both got something We never got on
the water before. Ordinarily seasick-
ness is only an incident, that makes
you wish you were dead-just tenn
porary, but when it wears off YOU
can enjoy your religion and victuals
as well as ever. but the seasickness
that the English channel gives you is
a permanent investment, like govern
nent bonds that you cut coupons off
of 1 'spect we shall be sick always
now, and worse every other day, like
chills and fever
Say. a boat on the English channel
does not roll, or pitch, at intervals, like
a boat on ordinary water, but it does
stunts like a broncho that has been
poisoned by eating loco weeds, and
goes into the air and dives down I'M
der, and shakes itself like a black bass
with a hook I'm its mouth. and rolls
over like a trained dog, and sits up on
its hind legs and begs, and then walks
on its fore paws, and seems to jump
through hoops, and dig for wood
chucks. and all the time the water boiIs
like 'pollinarius, full of bubbles, and it
gives you the hiccups to look at it, and
IL flows every way at the same time
and the wind comes from the fourteen
quarters at once, and blows hot if you
are too hot and want cool breeze,
and If you are too cold, and want a
warm breeze TO keep you alive. it comes
rlght from the north pole, and you just
perish in your tracks
Gee, but il is awful. When you get
seaslck on an ordinary ocean, you
know where to locate the disease. and
you know where to go for relief. and
when you have got relieved you know
mat you are alive, but an English
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The proposition OF q western physician
10 cure drunkenness by spcctacles seems
70 be simply e variation of DR. George Nj
GouIa theory that very many of the
physical ills OF life are due to eve strain
ana may be overcome by correcting this
The latter, a we'll known writer on med
ic1l SUBJECTS. of Philadelphia has recently
pnblished two volumes of '.BiOgra Dhic
CliIcs. In which he endeaVors to prove
mat the i'll hcalth of Carlyle. Huxley
browning, George Eliot, Wagner. Spencer
ana Severaf-other famous people was due
SIMPLY and solely TO eye strain. The vol
unSS are interesting. but not BY anv
means convincing. and have been received
somewhat skepucally by the profession.
me common symptoms of eve strain
are, according to DR.. Gould. headache in
Sonlnld. blllousness- nervousness deiec-
tion understandable suffering" cesSafiO
or All symptoms if the eyes are rested
ana maj spontaneous cure at about The
age OF 90. when the paralysis % accom-
notation occurs. He states that an alb
FORMALLY large proportion of criminals
nave serious defects of the eyes. and 9S
per cent of the eDiIeotics he examined
suffered from astigmatism. Brain fag and
mIgrain. o. sick headache are nothing
more than eye. strain. and may be ahsO-
iutely cured by glasses. and even tenn
Porarily relieved by a few drops of bella
deuna. which dilates the pupil and par
alyzeS accommodation
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Telepathic PRAYER.
. Csouth Africa.)


The subject of telepathy is one which
is attracting considerable interest az the
present moment. and although the follow
ing story is renlarka BILE. it could pruba hIy
be matched by others relating to the war
me narrator Of tho story is Rev J. H
James. of Heovil During the struggle in
south Africa. he saws. a father prayed
daily for his son who was AT the front
One night moved by q strange impulse
the elder man felt constrained 10 remain
IN prayer until the morning. The next
mali brought news OF what had happened
that particular night The son was on
That date taken out OF hospital. where.
unknown To his father. he had been down
with enteric fever. and placed in the NOR
fuary among the dead. The hospital doc
tor. however was possessed by peculiar
uEeasineSs. and could not rest Going TO
the nurse who had ordered the removal OF
the body. he asked if she was sure the
patient was dead. Notwithstanding her
assertion 10 that effect the doctor pro-
ceedcd to the mOTtuarN. TO find that. after
an. there was stii breath IN the suppose
dead body The patient was taken hack
TO the hospital a ri eventuaTv recovered.
Apart altogether from the spiritual side
OF the story. il sccords with the expert
ences Of MANY who had relatives enga ged
in the War-indeed. "A volume could be
complied of mysterious fOrcbOdiugS. con-
victions Of 0isast eT long before the ca bies
brought tho news
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On the, Ould Sod.
(Chicago NeWsN


In his "Reminiscences of an Irish Land
agent, the author. Sam Hussey. tells
OF one 90 the earliest private carriages
used in Kerry. THE vehicle in question
had Just been purchased by a certain
MISS Mullins. who regarded IT on its ar
rival with almost sacred awe lance
IN the neigh O6rhOOd Seemed an approrrf-
ate opportunityrfor impreSsinE the COun-
trN with her neWiv-acQuired grandeur.
ptt' the night proving wet. she insisted
on reFerting to a former mode OF pro-
SresSton- and rode pillion behind her
coacnman- The result was that sha
caught violent chill. which turned 70
pneumonia When her relatives were as
semoled round her deathbed. the cid lady
exclaimed, between her last gasps for
Thank God never took out the car
riaEe that wet night
Anot her tale goes back to the year
1913, when Napoleon escaped from Elba
Mr.. Hussc.' says:
In Kerry the farmers had Keen an
extra long time fattening up their pics.
After the peace that followed Napoleon $
defeat and exile prices all fell and.
though the farmers were reluctant thew
had 20 yield 10 circumstance One dav
the dealers were buying at extremely low
rates in 1ralee market when tho Dost-
man brought the news that Napoleon
had escaped from Elba Instantly an the
farmers broke off their bargains and pro-
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- When / was a student he went
on, i did not fear to use my sense Of
taste
He dipped his finger deep into the
pot. and then stuck the finger in his
mouth.
Taste it, gentlemen. Taste it, he
said. smiling grimly-
The evil pot passed around the class.
and one after another we dipped cur
fingers in it and then sucked rhem
clean. The taste of the thick brown
compound was horrible. We made WY
faces and spluttered- The professor
watched US with a grim smile
when the pot was finally returned
TO him his thin lips parted and he gave
a dry chucl1le.
s. 1 must repeat. gentlemen, he said,
that you do not use your faculties of
Ohserva tiOn. If YOU had looked more
closely at me you would have observed
that tho finger I put in my mouth was
not the one l dipped into the pot.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-08
We Will Buy
A SOC Bottle of Liquozone Give to You TO Try

We want YOU to know about Liquo-
zone. and the product itself can tell
you more than we. So we ask you TO
let US buy you "A bottle-a full-size bot
tie-to try. Let it prove that it does
what medicine cannot do. See what
tonic IL is Learn that IT does kill
germs. Then you viii use it always.
as We DO and as millions of others do
This offer itself should convince you
that Liquozone does as we claim. We
would certainly not buy a bottle and
give IL TO you If there was any doubt
of results You want those results:
you want to be well and to keep we'll
And you can't do that-nobody can
MifhGEi IinunZona
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eeeded to start homeward with their
SWINE, shouting-
= .Hurrah Tor Boney that rose the
pigs
Here is story BY Mr. Hussey about
a distinguished lawyer:
He was always in impecunious eircum-
stances despite his legal eloquence, but
the lack OF ba lance At his banker =
never troubled him. once he took Chief
Justice Whteside TO see his new house
in Dublin, which he had furnished in
SuTptuouS style.
Don't you think Z deserve great credit
Tor thisg he asked At length.
Yes ~retorted Whiteside, and you
appear 70 have got it y
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result. Suppose had killed that
shrimp, the face OF his widow would
have haunted me always, and l would
have wanted to die. Don't ever kill
anybody; my boy, if you can settle a
dispute by shaking the dice"
Well, dad ordered some more wine
and as he drank il, he allowed the pop
ulace to admire him and say things
about the great American millionaire,
who spent money like water and was
TOO brave 10 fight Then dad called for
his check to pay his bill and when he
felt in his pocket for his roll OF bills
he hadn't a nickel, for the woman
when she was in his arms, wedding
with one hand, had gone through dads
pockets with the other. Dad felt for
his watch to see what time it was. and
his watch was gone, and the waiter
was waiting for the money and dad
tried to explain that he had been bun
coed, and the head waiter came and
began 10 act sassy, and then they called
policeman 10 stay by US till the mon
sy was produced. and everybody az the
other tables laughed. and dad turned
blue and I thought he would have
ft. Finally, the guide began to talk
and the result was that a policeman
went home with US. and dad found
money enough 10 pay his BILL but ne
talked language that caused the land
lady 60 ask US to find new place.
The next morning The guide showed
up with an officer who had a warrant
for dad for hugging a woman i'm a pub
lie cafe, and IL seemed as though we
were in for it. but the guide said he
could settle the whole business by pay
ing the officer $50. and dad paid IL and
1 think the guide and the officer divided
the money. Say. this is The greatest
town we have struck yet for excite
ment, and / guess dad win not have a
chance to think of his sickness
rms morning we went into big de-
partment store. ana. by gosh. We found
the count that dad was going to fight
was floor walker. and the countess
was behind q counter selling SOAP
When dad saw the count leering al
him, he put his hand on his pistol pook-
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ceptions, musicales, crowds and brushes
of ono sort. o. another until there is
barely time left to dress for dinner
either at home or somewhere else A
quiet dinner en- famille is an exception
al pleasure in the height of the season.
The same people dine with each other,
in each others houses, the same sump-
trous dishes are served. the same regal
tiaras and necklaces glitter, the same
poEnp and ceremony ensue in the same
glittering tide through the brilliant
busting. flying weeks. till by and by
Lent mercifully calls a halt. Dinner
over. there is the opera or the theatre
and dance after. either, and the wee
small hours arrive before the society
woman lays her tired head upon her
pillow
She bears it. and il does not kill her.
Tor II IL grows too eXhausting she slips
out of it and goes to Florida or Cali
fornia. House parties in the country
make Tor her pleasant break. She
has outdoor air and chance to recu-
perate i'm few days out of town
me woman who retires lac does not
rise early She may save herself that
fatigue. John breakfasts alone.
Il see John Occas ionally," said q New
york woman last winter. Il make a
point of seeing him once a week. or
oftener, if ! need money"
OF dOmesticity the poor man has so
little that his club gets to be to him the
refuge that the man at the other end
of the social scale finds in the saloon
fhe banker, the broker, the lawyer. the
merchant. the man who must keep bus
mess hours. is a sufferer who needs
commiseration when the late hours of
society are considered. The commonest
privilege of the race-sleep at the
proper time in proper quantities. de-
MED him.
Society's hours for evening amuse-
ments are pushed on later and later to
the detriment of young men who can
not stay up all night and have clear
heads for work next day. A reform
when should make earlier hours prac-
tlcaole would be a boon to the younger
men The solder men may shirk whar
they cannot amend, but the juniors are
helpless and viii so remain until So
ciety women. rich and fashionable. or
dain new departure.
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ct and yelled regular cowboy yell,
and the count rushed down into the
basement, the soap countess tainted,
and the police took dad TO the police
station, and all day the guide and
have been trying to get him out on bail
If we get dad out of this we are going
TO put a muzzle on him. Well if any
one asks you If am having much of
time abroad, you can tell them the
particulars.
p, S.-W got dad out for 500 and
costs. and he says he viii bow Paris
up before night. We are going up TO
the top of the Eiffel tower this after
noon, to count our money, as dad das-
sent take out his pocket book anywhere
on the ground for fear of being robbed.
Yours fun of frogs, HENNERY.
Copyright. 1905. by Joseph w Bowles
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Soc Bottle Free.

If you need LiquOzons, and have
never tried it, please send us this
coupon We viii then mail you an or
der on d local druggist for a full
size bottle and we viii pay the drug
Sist ourselves for it, This is our free
gift, made 10 convince you; to show
YOU what Liquozone is and what il can
DO In jusetice TO yourself. please ac-
cept il today, for il places you under
no obligation whatever.
Lieuozone costs soc and ST.
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TRAINING the Faculties.
lBaltimore Heraldl

tbdItllnore t1efaId-)
Nikola Tesla. was talking about his
student days at Prague.
i remember well at Prague" he said,
IAN old professor of great originality
and acumen. This professor insisted
ON the value of a free use of the per-
ceptiVe faculties. and he was always
pointing out the need for this use in
strange ways.
'N0e day, on arising to lecture, he
began:
,-Itiomen, you do net use your
faculties ( observation as you should
He laid on The table before him a
pot filled withsome vile smelling chem
zeal compounds thick. brown stuff.
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germ that it cannot kill The reason
Is that germs are vegetables: and
Llquozone-like an excess of oxygen
Is deadly to vegetals matter.
There lies the great value Of Iio,,o-
zone. Ii is the only way known to kill
germs in the body without killing the
tissue, too Any drug that kills Germs
is poison. and il cannot be taken in
ternaily Every physician knows that
medicine Is almost helpless in any
germ disease
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Time Table
IN EFFECT
DEC. 4th, 1904
,Fs5E'

ARRIVE.
From Ogden, Portland. Butte.
f sa omshs and ffb5 eaTer St $40 On
From points Ogden and Intermediate 9::28 a m
From ogden. Cache Valley and II.SS q IN
intermediate points .-...-.---.. ai-VO . ui
From Ogden. Chicago, St. Louis
Kansas City. Omaha, Denver l.lS a ~,
and san Francisco ....--.....-. f'10 Y III
From Ogden. Cache Valley,
st. Anthony, Portland and San 7siA a nm
Francisco .--.---.- ..-......-...-. Asro hi
DEPART.
For ogden, Omaha. Chicago.
Denver, Kansas City and St 7.lA a IN
Louis ------.--.----- -------------- '"NO - ~
For Ogden. Portland, St An
fte2ny;a sae D6inss and in 1919 m
For Ogden. Omaha, Chicago,
aHa san F FPaaoise Sty ST Louis lilo N
For Ogden. Cache Valley, Den
I TsT k and eni cay: Omaha. St. SIS
For Ogden. Cache Valley Butte.
Helena Portland, San Fran II.lS "A m,
cisco and intermediate points ii'7V III
T NJ SCHUMACHER
Traffic Manager.
D. T. hurley.
d. s SPENCER
A G. 2. & r A
City Ticket office, e0l Main Street.
Telephone 20
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By George w. Peck.

New Orleans English ana he said it
would cost 50 to square it with the
servants at the hotel, and have the
boycott removed from our baggage.
and dad paid it, and now ne coughs up
Tip every time he sees a servant look
ing at him. He pays when he goes in
a restaurant and when he comes out
and says he is cured OF trying to re-
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Germ Disco ses.

Thsse are the known germ diseases.
All that medicine can do for these
troubles is TO help nature overcome
the germs. an6 such results are indi-
rect and uncertain. Liquozone attacks
the germs, wherever they are. And
when the germs which cause disease
are destroyed. the disease must end,
and forever. That is inevitable
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al diseases that begin win fever-all
infia mmation-an catarrh-an Contagious
dlsea ses-all the results OF impure or poi
Soned blood
In nervous debility Liquozone acts as
Nltalizer accomplishing what no drugs
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Sixty Years. Experience of an Old
Nurse

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup Is the
prescription OF one OF the best female
physicians and nurses in the United
States. and has been used for sixty years
with never-faillnS success by millions OF
process of teethfng its value is incalcula-
bic IL relieves Fhe child from pain cures
diarrhoes. gripping in the bowels ard wind
collie BY giving health 20 ne child h
rests the mother Price p cents a bottle.
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Ceiling Gazers.
lChicago News.l

tChlcdEO NcWS.l
Young man, let your motto be, Look
up"
When ambition strikes us
No, when we arc getting shaved.
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THE LAGOON ROAD"
Salt Lake and Ogden Railway

Salt Lake and Ogden Railway.
Time Table in Effect Sept. 1. 1904
Leave Salt Lake $50 and . a IA. s.a
and $50 D. M
10 a. m. $50 and $50 p. m
Extra trains at II a m. and f:& p.r
on Sundays and Holidays.
A ID. PIERSON. Gen'L Pass AT
J. B. BEAN. Excursion Agt
Oftice 1ei Main Stree.
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Drunkenness and spectacles

Copyright. 1905, by Joseph B Bowles3
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She may have hospital board meet
ing or committee at some society Of
municipal reform 70 visit first in the
morning From this when My Lady
Beautiful issues, she may go to a lunch
con, then for a drive I'm the park then
home for brief rest. after which come
IN swift succession teas. at homes. re-
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Any physician or hospital not vet using
Liquozone viii be gladly supplied FOR a
The Morris County chronicle., 1905-09-19
The Voice Of SINCERITY.

Children are said to be good although
unconscious judges of human nature;
and most of them do at least recognize
sincerity and detect pretense.
Come here" my little darling" said
the book agent. She had a voice which
belied her words, but she was trying
to cultivate the little daughter of the
woman who had not yet come down
stairs. II do so love children" she
added, in a clear tone, as she heard
footsteps on the stairs. but you seem
to like the kitty better than me. Why
are you so fond Of her?"
"'Cause she purrs as if she meant
it." said the little girl, calmly Youths
Companion.