The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-28

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HUM0R OF TIE or
I'm agreeable to the statement taak
health and peace mind beat m9rey
the Jingle G. money viii set a man with
the rheumatism to oancin' a jig "-Atlsn-
ia Constitution.
Breezy why did you resign from tha
D FasvN zsSi discovered that the way the
rest Of them got out Of worrying vas by
telling al their troubles to mel-Detroit
Free Press.
what IS that quotation about beg
gars3 Something about wishes and
s35jh. yes; If wishes we're horses. beg
gars would want automobiles "-Phlla-
delphia Press.
"A hopeful disposition said Uncle
ESen, lis q great blessin' till a man sits
ter depenain' intirely on IL 70 see Dat De
rents paid. W Washington Star.
Yeast-I believe that liquor has its uses.
but there's a mzn who abuses It.
Csrinsonbeak-Is he a hard drlnkaF o q
hibiuonist9-Xon lsers Statesman
rarson Johnsing-Dis heah turkey has
shot in him DealSins am he wild ons9
Is
de shot dat was fired at me done hit ds
turkey Puck.
A little child ate everything she fancled
until she took sick OF acute indiEestlon
and died
sf7vhsf a comfort" exclaimed the BE-
reaved parents, now that she is gone %
recall that We never denied haF enf-
thing. Life.
Mr.. soadds-seems to me that salvaties
is expensive a< Ct, sophistlcus'. -.
The Rector [shoeked)-Oh, no. saliva
tons free-but one must pay for soeisl
have got positively the most fasnloasois
''You say you object 70 the sound Of Hsy
daughters playing. want you 70 VIZ
derstand, sir, that the plano she plays ia
Valped at 81, COO
wei. il your daughter would play 81
it as you pay for ft-8n small InKtRffaiaut1
II wouldn't have a word to aAy.'-OisTs-
land Plain Dealer.
rive got . sure thing progOsltssn p
make to you" said the youngest pzofnotsf
.'Absola{eiy sure?" asked the cid ND
''s No d doubt about III
''Then keep It yourself, my boy.
should hate to take anything IKE that
! from you. It would seem Ike ROBBERY -
Detroit Free Press
Cromwell had Just dissolved that IA
nous parliament with q stamp Of his feoL-
when one Of the members who had es-
caped with his life and his presence o.
mind, said to another: What do you
think of that, Drlthee?"
THAT man certainly has the stamp Of
superiority all right. Exchange.
| The professional pugilists were about to
! line up against the college eleven
! Now. boys said their trainer you
must remember that this viii be no
/ child's play. Somebody IS likely to get
/ hurt It viii be give and take on both
The pugilists looked at one another du-
/ biously.
ting hurt" they grow1ed. and stalksd
4 noodiIy back to their training quarters
/ Cleveland Plain Dealer.
'.Buttinsiy is a great football player.
yes. he inherited his talents in that
THAT 50? His, father was great grid
/ iron celebrity. eh2'
No. but his mother was a great bar
/ gain day rusher. Dallas News.
Let Us become one rnurmured the
/ young man who was anxious to breaE
! into the matrimonial game.
Which oneg" queried the fair widow.
/ who possessed wisdom begotten or eZ-
perience-Columbus Dispatch
AN how are yez this mor-rnin'g''
. :. ss very BED. thenk ye-"
.oi had such bad dreams th't Of
! couldn't Shape wink all night. ''-CIevs-
/ land Leader.
/ jacket like Thanksgivin' better'n any
other holiday"
/ Mamma-Tndeed2 Why7
Jael5ie--'Causs it never comes on Sat
ufdav, an cheatfn' US feilers in school
! out of itself Puck
DO you think there is any chance OF
! reforming politicsTs
( 4 don't know" answered Senator Scr
ghum. Il haven't much faith in Mfnnn
/ nature. I am inclined to believe 1eopIe
| frequently think politics is being reform
4 ed when it is merely being remodeled. -
/ Washington Star.
| DO you think Miss Wadleish IS en-
! gagged. as reported?''
Sure She's denied It hasn't shas.s-
/ Milwaukee Sentinel.