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Evening journal., 1905-12-09
Lost and Found

A SMALL. blue and gold Friends School
'0a class pin. Reward If returned to 905
Jackson st.
LOST-Betwoen Fourth and Madison
and Richardson Park. forty dollars. in
one ten dollar note and the rest in hves
Reward III returned 10 W NJ. Jones, house
painter. 6l8 W. Second ST
lOST-Silvcr embroidery scissors NJ
Ninth and Van Buren. Reward if returned
TO 90i Van Buren street
PACKAGE FOUND Picked up az the
corner Of Fourth and Market streets a
parcel containing hairpins and appliances
for a baby. Person proving property can
BUNCH OF NINE KEYS FOUND
Office.
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Houses For Rent

FOR RENr-No hel Springer ST. Eight
rooms and hHth Modern conNeniences.
Apply 90 CtiAs. A. BECK. 2i0i W. 18th ST.
FOR RENT-six room new house. AT the
rodurs. cent fare. Apply TO JOHN H.
MULLINS. 800 Shipley ST.
IMMEDIATE POSSESSION. new house.
No. .-5 Concord Ave. seven rooms. bath.
porch and all conveniences, including
heater Apply for key, etc. TO NJ. N
WOOD &7 orange St, or +. e. GAIL
LAGHER, 20Oi Market.
TEN ROOM HOUSE for rent, so Van
Buren street. modern conveniences. Low
rent to right party, apply TO THE J. r.
RICHARDSON Co. 100 West Second 81.
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SMALL SET OF books to keep. Books
to balance at close Of month. Also to
open and audit accounts by experienced
bookkeeper at moderate price. Address
W.. =. O. Box, No. 6Si.
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TooIs and Implements

FOR SALE.-fce cream machine. In good
condition. win sell cheap. JOHN W..
WEBB. S. T.. Cor. Sixth and Lombard sts.
CARPENTERS WORK BENCH-sct
of TOOLS both IN best condition. VIII sell
at reasonable figure. Address. A-l3, Even
ing Journal once.
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Houses Wanted

REAL ESTATE WANnED.-Win paw
cash for improved property or vacant
lots in Brooklyn, N. ". Kings or Queens
county, n ", also farms and acreage
property on Long Island Send full dcscrip
cripiion price, mortgagc location. etc.
We will give you quick answers Address.
POTTS a PARTRIDGE. iS9 Montague
ST. Brooklyn. n
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Office Furniture

WANrED-A screw and spring office
chair a 6-foot Office table and wardrobe.
either oak or walnut but must be IN good
condition and low price. Apply Ell, this
office.
EDISON AuMIOGRAPH. No. IL. for
SALE cost Si5.00. will sell for S., or ex-
change for something useful. Address.
B-4 Journal Office.
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SEND ALL ORDERS for Coke now to
A. II. TATNAIsL 1Oi Maryland Ave. Del
marvia Phone, 1i11.
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LADY. SHORT of cash will sacrifice
furs. Elegant swell Canadian mink long
stole cape effect. s large fluffy tails:
beautiful pillow nun. perfect. Sell the set
for S25. cost S65 "a month ago. G-i9 Jour
nal Office.
stylish black caracal coat, A. inches long.
fine satin lined. box shape latest model.
cost 500. Sell quick for half price. CO.
Journal Oaice.
DO YOU WANT fdrs cheapY I can get
you bargains direct from manufacturers.
G-2f. Journal Office
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To Let For Business

.'7-771I7
FOR RENTAL Office on the first floor.
with use of . reception room. sos l<inE ST.
STORE ROOMS no RENT-With ax-
lures and privileges. 3 miles out In Ches-
ter County, Pa, very low rent. Fine
chance for a young man 10 start busi-
ness, no opposition. a good store much
needed in the village. Address, MER-
CHANnlsE. 500 Franklin ST.
LODGE ROOM. for rent on Saturday
evenings; second story of Red Mems Hall.
Apply to janitor any evening between 6
and \ O'Clock
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Real Estate For Sale o. Rent

FOR SALE-Moat store, on account Of
health, Apply, HI, Evening Journal Of
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Business Chances


WANT SOME ONE with 5000 cash to
join me i'm fortune making. medicinal
secret. Sure thing. Party in France stands
ready to put IL on the market there. CO,
Journal Office.
BUSINESSES of all descriptions bought
and sold without publicity; mortgages ne-
gotiated; real estate in all its branches.
YERkES & CO., 923 Real Estate Trust
Building, Phila.
TELEGRAPH OPERATOR in one Of
the largest New York Stock Exchange
Houses knows of a positive move TO be
made next week In a certain stock. In
formation impaired must be held strictly
private. None need apply but those who
have means and whose word is good.
Terms arranged through correspondence.
Address, D., Journal Office.
FOR SALE CHEAP-Coal yard with
modern sheds, in busy part Of city; sells
for less than building and machinery;
lalso houses for sale cheap In all parts Of
city, on monthly payments. c. +. PARK.
Gen. Mgr. State Building and Loan Bank.
E. Ninth St, Bayard Annex.
GROCERY sTORE-For Sale. stock Of
grocery store at Delaware City. The
store and dwelling rents for $40 per
month. Apply f. p. MILLER, Delaware
City Del.
COLLECTIONS made in all parts Of the
United States Prompt returns CHAS.
Dupont RIDGELY. Collector and JUS
tice OF the Peace, Camden, Del.
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DOGS. Birds and Animals

Dogs, Birds and Animals
@--eS--1-00--ys-~~o0~-~-
FOR SALE-Stud OF Magpie pigeons
Three pair of black and one pair yelluws
$500 for the lot. NJ. II. HOPEWELL, 29-3
Market St.. City.
BARRED ROCK bradley Bros strain;
and Buff Wyandotte Pizor STRAIN cock
erals, for sale. Address EDWD. GLENN
COOK, S47 Market street, city
ANGORA CAT-Have one that Is a
beauty but ann going away Paid S91 for
him but will sell for $50 and that is cheap.
G-25, Journal Office.
POODLE-Lady has black heauty-a
puppy months old. make fine dog.
Must sell as landlord objects. What is OF
feredf G-26, Journal Office.
FOR EXCHANGE. or for sale. a thor
oughbred bull terrier. for a good watch
dog. Address, D-7 Journal Office.
RABBIT HOUND -First-class; thor
oughly broken; not gun shy; an all-day
dog; for sale on exchange for what?
LUDWIG SCHROEDER Barnesviie, Pa.
STRAYED-Irish setter; white spot on
breast; answers name Of Grover. Reward
if returned to II. r. COOK, S2i West
Foifrth street
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FOR EXCHANGE
Personal

SEND NJ lock of your hair and tell
me the color of your hair and the date OF
your birth and / win ten your fortune.
Address G--il. journal Omcc.
MARRIAGES PERFORMED with or
without publicity; certificates sold. An
ply THE REV. MR. BUTLER 66i
North Ninth street. Philadelphia.
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FOR SALE Goodwill and fixtures OF
dry goods. notions. candy and cigar store.
S. w. Cor Chestnut and Van Buren 81.
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FOR sALE-Good Residences between
Franklin and Broome streets from
Eighth to Lowering avenue. Some great
bargains. J. r. d. SEEDS, 15i0 Broome
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Rooms For Rent

SECOND STORY FRONT ROOM. fur
nished, man and wife or gentleman. use OF
u. a A. phone. 4l2 East Sixth st.
TWO GENTLEMEN or man and wife
wanted 10 occupy pleasant front room.
terms moderate. Apply go w bth So.
APARTMENTS -Cirard. sos. SO7 and 500
Race street. Philadelphia. Rooms 25c.
35c, soc. Gentlemen only.
FOR RENT-Two nice rooms. Apply
No IA s. iieald ST.
TWO VERY pESIRABLli secQnd-story
'front.' rooms for rent 10 gentlcfnen OF mar
ried couple in private family. 200 Iatnall
street.
ROOMS-For rent az No. 81 North
Jackson street, Wilmington. Del.
FOR RENT Several wellI furnished
rooms with light. heat. bath and teie-
phone. Apply MRS +. NJ POWELL. 9i5
rntnall street.
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FOR RENT-Farm of 50 acres with am
modern improvements including Sio.
Situated one mile from Nonuptt Iiikn at
Brick Church un The road leading 90 Mt
dress. y. O.. CRoNER care Comfy Bros.
WilmlugfOn Del
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Horses and Carriages

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WILL EXCHANGE windmill I'm perfect
running order for "a young horse suitable
for farming. Apply $. S. DEEMER. New
Castle Del
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Real Estate Wanted

WANrED-Si2O0 on FIRST mortgage on
t50o suburban property Interest low. No
agents. Box as, Wilmington.
a DAIRY WANTED from co to so quarts
day. daily. Apply 1902 West Fourth 81.
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FOR RENT-'Penn" Farm. lsl acres.
and Model Farm. no acres, belonging
10 Trustees OF New Castle Common. Ap-
Ito dol
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80 PICTURE POST CARDS from all
over the world, i0c prepaid. Join
our exchange Yale Post Card Exchange,
Box 1918 New Haven Conn.
Nov. 2f-1m
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Rooms Wanted.

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FURNISHED APARTMENT OF three
or four rooms wanted for the winter.
Address. d., Journal Once.
APARTMENT OF three or four rooms
wanted for light housekeeping during the
winter months Addrcsa DIS. Journal
Office
YOUNG MARRIED COUPLE with no
children desires two unfurnishcd rooms
for light housekeeping, write Gil, Jour
nal Office.
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Real Estate For Exohanae


ENCHANGE-East building lot VIII
sen cheap or exchange for coal. +. o. Box
10 exchange for city property. Address.
D-S, Journal once.
SUBURBAN RESIDENCE. with II
rooms and bath, up-to-date in every par
ucular, stable and several acres OF
GROUND, 10 exchange for city property.
Address, D.. Journal Omce
$500 EQUITY. in house In BroolSlyn's
pest nelghborhood for exchange for es-
Z ftabushed business or real estate In Will
mington. Fine chance for "A person mov-
ing 20 New York TO obtain nice home.
A-2i. Evening Journal
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instruction


J.. @, s. DUE BILL wanted. will nay
$50 for 81 one. Address, A-2S, Journal
Ohice.
FULL COURSE-In freight. express.
export shipping and marking. commercial
mail method. Will sell for 50 or what is
offeredf ROSS. $40 w 2fst ST.. n. Y.
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BICYCLES

CARLISS, motor tandem, lady's drop
frame. cut out ON muffer grip control:
improvements; no reasonable offer re-
fused. 323 John ST., Harrison, n. j. Seen
anytime.
TWO 26-INCH boys wheels In good or
der except as to tires. VIII exchange for
iewelry valued at S25. G-1S Journal Office.
KEATING BICYCLE-Fine condition.
for sale. Call between y and / or after
p. m. at No. SIS Washington street.
BICYCLE, IN good order, to exchange
for either "a phOnograph or typewriter
Address Al. Journal Office.
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Typewriters

UNDERWOOD STYLE
T. In good condition, worth 500, viii sell
for $40 cash or exchange for diamond
ring Ali. Journal Office.
WANTED-Typewrit users 10 examine
the new l.. G.. Smith a Bros. writing IN
sight typewriter. All "blnd' features
eliminated Rebuilt Remington machines
foi sale. or rent. CIfASi q. GUYER. Court
Stenographer. S26 Market street. Phone
1888.
100 GOOD secondhand typewritlng ma-
chimes, different makes, FOR sale cheap,
FOR cash. CASH TYPEWRITER EN-
CHANGE, GIG Perry Bldg, Phiia.
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Art Goods


\ FEW FINE oil paintings by eminent
artists. VIII n. Low. Chas. Nolkmar.
Chas. Green, Frank Bromley. value from
so 10 500, viii sacrifice from Sl2 90 $50 or
exchange the Tot for real ostlte in VIII
mington. q. LOWE. 1il W. l0lst St. y. y.
WANT TO BUY artists woolel nuint
bowl. Must Doe in good condition and
cheap Address. Gil. Journal Ohine.
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zeal Estate Eor Sale Or Rent

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HOUSE FOR SALE, cheap. Apply at
NO. alI 10. Eleventh St
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Machinery, Tools, Etc.

Hand and Power Pumps,
Towers Tanks aud Windmills Hot Air
Engines and Compressors. II. e. Trot-
man. 107 n. Third 81. Philadelphia. Pa.
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Notice.

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HIRAM =. COLDER, the caterer. has
moved 10 922 French ST.
NOTICE Miss Flora NJ johnson. form.
erly OF Fowler a Hanna. will open first
class chiropOdy department ia the Fore
Building in "a few DAYS
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Gems and JeweIry

cheap Address. Gil. Journal Office.
Gems and Jewelry
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TAKEN FOR DEBT. handsome rhine
stone buckle. cost SIS; sell for $40 Also
gold buckle s.. ca Journal Office.
LADY's large bowknot pin. 50 large per
feet diamonds, pawned for $500 ticket for
sale. What Is offered. Go, journal Or
flee.
HAVE SOLID GOLD lax waltham
Watcn that can be bought for SIS cash.
Address C-S, Journal Office.
SEVEN SAMPLES Of alarm clocks for
sale. 4Qc To $50. worth Soc TO $500. Ad-
dress, B-S. Journal Office.
HANDSOME PARLOR CLOCK for
sale or exchange. New cost $3.50, sell for
5I5 Address. B-6 Journal Office.
Horses and Carriages
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WILL EXCHANGE windmill In perfect
running order for a young horse suitable
I for farming. Apply $. S. DEEMER, New
castle. Del
WANTED Use Of good horse during the
winter months for lts care and keep. Adj
dress F-2, Journal Office.
| CHILDREN PONY turnout handsome
sound reliable pony. govprness cart. hur-
J ness. saddle. cost Sf00 viii sell for little
more than half G-si, journal Office.
WANTED-Four-seate sleigh. must be
in iirst-class condition ard up-to-d ite.
Give jewelry in exchange; G-35. journal
Office.
WOULD LIKE to exchange yenr old
horse for motor cycle. C-5 journal or
fee.
FOR sALE-For $50. widow will son
handsome 6year-old, biockily built Ca
madam mare. extra fast traveller. suit
butcher, grocer on any city or country
use. Also $50 win buy pair of heavy
druught mares and years old. weigh
ing $500 pounds perfectly sound In every
way; viii suit farm work. as my husband
bought them right OF the farm eighteen
months ago. large enough for any heavy
hauling; will sell separately for S-5 apiece:
VIII allow ten days trial Also S55 will
huN complete turnout consisting of Ham-
pletonian trottng and road mare. Jennie
/ NJ years old, ~. ~ hands high. free.
prompt roadsi er, cun beat 22i. has gone
/ trial mile in el7 IA; positively safe and
reliable under any circumstances for
/ ladies or the most tiuid person 10 drive
ANA for perfect family mare she has no
superior; She is large enough FOR any use.
/ Also Falling top buggy and harness: will
scll coinpietc turnout for s55 or will sepa-
/ rate Call at my private residence. Mrs
Martha a Sheridan, 1888 Ridge Ave.
r Philadelphia.
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Automobiles


A CADILLAC, perfect order, clincher
tires, four lamps. side baskets. cost 5000.
sell for $500 If taken at once. remOnstra-
tion, G-13 Journal Office.
CORNER LOT 50xl0O, price $500. choice
location, no incumbrance, MiddiatOwn. n.
Y VIII exchange for good touring car.
tour-cylinder preferred. Address, OWNER
p. o. Box 40. Passaic, N. j.
OLDSMOBILE RUNABOUT. dos-a-dos.
seats four, folding leather tor, perfect
condition VIII sell for $3.50 G-li, Jour
nal Office.
HAVE 5000 EQUITY in farm OF %
acres with l4-rOom house at Stamford
Conn, near station; will take a 4-cylnder
touring car and balance easy terms OF
mortgage; immediate possession. JOR-
DAN 3i2 West 4Sd St., n. Y.
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Help Wanted Male

SALESMAN WANTED-A young man
20 represent a wholesale grocery company
in wilmington and surrounding towns.
experience not necessary but must come
we'll recommended. A permanent position
LOT the right party. Address, Box AL
journal Office
Evening journal., 1905-12-09

AUTOMOBILES.
ART GOODS
AUCTIONS.
BOARD WANTED.
BoARDERs WANTED.
BICYCLES.
BOATS, LAUNCHES.
BOOKS,
BUSINESS CHANCES.
CAMERAS.
COUNTRY PRODUCE.
CLOTHING.
DOGS, BIRDS and ANIMALS
ELECTRICAL GOODS.
FURs.
FOR SALE.
FURNITURE.
GARDEN IMPLEMENTS.
GUNS and SPORTING GOODS,
GEMS AND JEWELRY.
HELP WANTED.
HOUSES FOR RENT.
HORSES AND cA"dlAoES.
HOUSES FOR SALE.
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MAN WANTED that understands quar-
rying for mica Address A. S. NOTE.
Newark, Del
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cLASSIFIcATIONS OF FOR ExcHANGE'
ADVERTISEMENTS.

INSTRUCTION.
LIVE STOCK.
LOST AND FOUND.
MISCELLANEOUS
MUSIC.
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
OFFICE FIXTURES.
OPTICAL GOODS.
PERSONALS.
PLANTS AND FLOWERS.
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT.
REAL ESTATE WANTED.
REAL ESTATE FOR EXCHANGE,
ROOMS TO LET.
ROOMS WANTED.
SERVICES.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
SILVERWARE.
SITUATIONS WANTED.
STORE FIXTURES.
TO LET FOR BUSINESS.
TOOLS AND IMPLEMENTS.
TYPEWRlTERs.
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Boats and launches

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AUXILIARY KEEL SLOOP, great sea
boat, very able safe and sound, 22 It,:
mahogany trim; two suits sails IT. 4 in.
head room i'm cabin, can sleep three. full
cruising inventory. cash price $500. Gil,
Journal Office.
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Board Wanted

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BOARD AND ROOMS WANTED-For
a family Of eight; must be reasonable
and az the same time OF good quality.
Location somewhere in the suburbs near
school and trolley. Address. BOX So,
Clayton House.
Evening journal., 1905-12-09

HOUSE FOR sALE-At Newport.
rooms and bath. All modern improve
mcnts. win sell al reasonable figure
Terms moderate. Address, As, Journal
Office
Evening journal., 1905-12-09

LAUNCH, 23ia II. beam, 4-horse power.
Barker engine, can be seen running Sun
days. What is offeredy CARLOCK'S boat
house, Edgewater n. ].
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-01
a SKY PILOT.

The death OF Reverend DR.. H. D.
Fisher, who was buried in Topeka
Tuesday, removes another of the men
who have made Kansas great. He was
real pioneer Kansas preach r. For
almost fifty years he went up and
down the territory and state Of Kansas,
barring a short time he spent in other
missionary work on the frontier. Tt
was in 1858, as a young Methodist
preacher he was sent to Kansas from
Pennsylvania to preach to the incom-
ing Kansas settlers. An ardent aboli-
ZIONIST, he was not slow to preach
against slavery and to. espouse the free
state cause. The spirit which he car
ried during those exciting and danger
Gus days is shown by the title of his
book, 1.-The Gun and the Gospel" He
was a lighting parson." He was
roundly hated by the border ruffians,
who made a special attempt to capture
him at the time of the sacking of Law
renee by QuantreH. His almost mi
racuIous escape forms an interesting
chapter of the history Of that raid. He
was also chaplain of the Fifth Kansas
regiment and made a distinguished rec
ord in that capacity
It was such men as DR.. Fisher who
made Kansas free state He hao
much to do with shaping the early hiss
tory Of the commonwealth, but the
story that he refused the appointment
as United States senator upon the
death of Jim Lane win doubtless be
new to nearly all Kansans. DR.. Fish
er's method of settling the question of
accepting the appointment would be a
novelty in the politics of these latter
days. He and his wife simply prayed
over the matter for day or two. with
the result that the senatorship was re-
fused. Again Governor Carney pressed
Fisher to take it and again he refused.
Had he accepted the history of the
United States might have been
changed, for then Edmund G. Ross
would not have been in the United
States to cast the deciding vote which
freed President Andrew johnson of
impeachment charges.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-01
MIXED POITTTCs.

Was there ever such a breaking
away from party lines as there is to-
day. A Republican president has
just Travelled through the south telling
the people that party policy does not
demand the supporter a dishonest or
unworthy candidate, and the Demo-
cratic south goes wild over him.
A Republican secretary of war goes
into his home state, Ohio, and helps
the Democrats in a fight again Re
publican boss.
A Democratic congressman in New
York is running for mayor in opposi-
ton to Tammany and he is making
the regular Democratic organization a
great deal of trouble.
In Maryland two Democratic sena-
tors are opposing one another on the
stump.
In Philadelphia a Republican mayor
is leading the fight against the Re-
publican machine and will probably
down it.
In New York the Republicans
/ have endorsed an honest Democrat
for prosecuting attorney, a man who
is bitterly fighting Tammany
All over the nation men are break
ing away from party lines when their
party does not stand for strict in
tegrity in office.
What is to be the end of it aIl2
I What will be the alignment in 1908 =?
There is bound to be a clash between
graft and anti-graft. Heretofore
graft has controlled both great par
ties to a large extent. but that is
bound to come to an end. Under the
/ leadership of Theodore Roosevelt
graft and dishonesty in Office are be-
ing ousted and new standards are be
/ ing set up.
VIII Roosevelt, and Folk, and
Weaver. and Hanly, and LaFolIette,
and other like them be found OPP
posing one another a few years hence,
or viii they be found fighting together
| for the square deal?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-01

They were fussing over a freight
claim. The commercial world is on
terms of close familiarity with freight
claims, but for the enlightenment of re-
Iigfous and society circles it might be
explained that a freight claim is a bum
die of typewriter correspondence
couched in polite and diplomatic but
unintelligent language, by means of
which three or four railroad companies
demonstrate satisfactorily that the case
of merchandise damaged in trains was
not damaged at all or else was dam
aged on some other fellows railroad
The freight claim in question was UNI
der discussion in the local freight Office
of the Union Pacific.
81 think suggested General Agent
Clifford to Jack Inglis. contracting
freight agent. that we had better turn
this over to Jones, our detective, and let
him get his probes to work on the case. -
Detective Jones!" exclaimed Inglis,
with much feeling Say, he couldn' t
detect a barrel of Limburger cheese in
a 12-foot room. San Francisco Chron-
icIp
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-01
LAYHA WKER J0Ty

The interviewer of the Ottawa Her
aid has been out of commission ever
since he tackled the porter of H. H.
Rogers private car as it was passing
through Ottawa the other day.
The county clerk OF Washington
county stands in no danger of re-elec-
ton. He is learning to play the oboe,
and everybody within hearing distance
viii be against him.
1.-THE Washburn college football boys
think they can defeat Kansas" says the
Lawrence Journal now that they have
thrashed Oklahoma" Wrong. It is
since Colorado thrashed K. U.
While the proofreader undoubtedly
found intensely thrilling that three
that was called forth by the new Mar
ion auditorium it is hoped that it won't
be printed again. Twice is enough.
A little girl in the Gaylord school
being required to write an essay of $50
words about a bicycle wrote the fol-
lowing: My auntie has bicycle. One
day she went out for ride. When she
got about a mile from home her dress
caught in the chain and threw her off
and broke the wheel. I guess this is
about fifty words and my aunties used
the other 200 words while she was
carrying her bicycle home
Bent Murdoch: When swell society
gives a swell party and you are almost
the first to receive an invitation. you
can feel assured that you are quite a
few; but when swell society gives a.
swell party, sends out one hundred and
twenty invitations and you are not Eek
pected," you can be assured that you
are getting old and petered out and are
not much on a splinter. It's pretty
hard, but one has to stand it. Our
little systems have their day and cease
to be.