davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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"a la-as PRE- ENTs.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.

no MAKE YOUR DOLLARS DO aDO!l-
BILE duty, visit the retiring sale OF the ne
ST GUARANTEE CLOTHING CO. loSi
East Main Street, opposite c.. & O.
depot blue signs covering entire front.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

wANTED-TO LOAN MONEY, s. 10 s1O0.
to honest white people with income or
salary. Easy weekly or monthly pays
COATNtE RClAL GUARANTEED co. les
tablishcd lSS8) IS N. Ninth street (sec-
ond tloor).
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

-BLANKS'S DIME LIVER PILLS HAVE
done good where Others failed; they acts
direct on the liver; 10c. box. for 25c.,
Il at BLANKS'S DRUG STORES.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

5B,rrCHERS LARD, TO-; SLICED HAN,
isc. pound; and 1000 other articles lust
1, as cheap at g. r. MARTIN & CO, COS
". Marshall street. Phone s0fSIh
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

A COMPLETE LINE OF OIL AND GAS
Heaters; also 30 sty.es OF the celebrated
Hagey King Wood Heater eat How FL -
w. Vaughan. "
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

FOR SALE-BRAND NEW ROLLTOP
Dearborn typewriter Desk; cheap for
cash. CLAUDE PETIT, 70a East Main
Street, aF
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

COUCPEs AND MATTRESSES MADE
: TO q. der on easy terms, LEVY 4
4 KAsS,$ 23 w. Broad Street. Phone 1886,
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DnNTl S'rRY,

IN. IL It1sEr, s1s N, FOURTH STR ISlli.
will save half your dental h!il In MS
month. Sets OF Teeth. $500; Gold FIJI
ings, Sl.OO; Silver Filllngs, Soc
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

FURNITURE REPAIRED, 2REUPIIO1.-
stored and .polshed; mattresses made
specially. JACOB uNILAUF, 7h West
Main Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

FOR sALE-INCUBATOR, PRAIRIE
make; Will sell cheap Apply w. II.
BRAUER, Paramount. Telephone 2la4
sINGLE-RARREL GUNS FROM $3.50
UP at JACOBS'S, 1920 East Main.
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DECORATIONS.

WALL PAPER TO SUIT EVERY ONE
h for taste and price: best tworkna nships
q &Rlnran te ed latest id cas- In decora tions.3s
!. 'Phone 1926. d GARDNER & PIERCE.
312 North First Street. sli IS
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Special. = sERyANTs' BEDS. ALL
: iron with soft top mattress. only s4,25
Tnese are strong and comfort BILE
ilSTRANDER'S, $50 West Broad,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

.CUNNINGHAM's, ROYAL i REMEDY
for Men. 1t has cured others and
twill cure YOU JUDSON CUNNING
HAM, the druggist. Richmond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

$3.50 FOR ANY SIZE OR SHAPE ELuIN
or Waltham, 20-year, gold-hlled casesl
the kind you pay $50 for on the instal-5
nent plan. Ladies' or gents. any make,
choice. $3.50. SCHA-AF, .426 e. Broad.
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STORAGE FOR AWNINGS.

BEAR US IN MIND WHEN YOU APE
ready to have your awnings taken down
and stored away. We have q large
storage-room for that purpose, Fl. D.
COPELAND q CO.. los North Ninth
Street. Phone 26N
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

NIGHT COLD CURE CAN Be RELIED
on to cure head, chest and throat cold;
stops aches and pains; loo, box. 8 for
25c. at BI4ANKSS DRUG STORES.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

FOR SALE CHEAP &ToR WANT OF
condition. Apply 1os3 E. Broad street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

BIGGEsT BARGAIN. EVER op,FEREDl
81 bottle Frayser's Nerve and Bone i In
iment for SOC. at our store. j. w,
Z 5FRAYSER Il CO., 1901 H. Main.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

BUILDERS WILL DO WE'LL TO SEE
our line of hardwood and slate mantels
RICHMOND PLUMBING AND MAN
TEL CO., 2G5 N, Ninth Street,
CHICKEN WHEAT. 500 BAGS, 81 EACH
6Do oek. wARNER MOORE & CO. a1a
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CAPITOL ST. llos-FoR RENT, TO
adults three connecting rooms, with
heat, light and water and use Of bath.
In quiet home: moderate rent to
desirable and permanent tenant. HOS
Capitol Street. ~
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l;s.oJ5FoR THE PRETTIEsT8 LOCKED,
seal, adjustable. gold flied bracelet In
the city. Plain gold bands from $4.b0 tdS
y So SCHAAFrS 426 E. Broad. q;
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-12

WE Make "A SPECIALITY OF MAKING
and painting signs OF every descrlp-
ton and shipping them anywhere. THE
GRACE SIGN CO Ill North Eighth
Street, Phone Ass.
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NOR sALD CHEAP, COMPLETE STOCK
Of RETAIL DRUG STORE; Also
) FIXTURES. RETIRING IRON. Bus
4 NESS. APPLY SOL r. BROAD STREET,
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CANDY,
NEW STABLE.

FRESH BoN-BONS8 DAlI4l, WAGNER
DRUG co.
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GEO. A. Humidity. THE OLDEST
Grocery and Liquor House in the State,H
4 sells only Pure Liquors. and ships eyery.a
where? Send your order and say what!
ton to ALL 5l4-516 r.. Broad Street..
& GEO SMcD.s BLAKE Mgr. 5s88$l
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chatelaine watches; guaranteed; good
timekeepers Gold pins to match, $3.50.
SCaAAF'S. 426 70. Broad. /.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
PEACE IN STRIKE
STILL IN DOUBT
BELIEF PREVAILS THAT SETTLE.
MENT WILL BE REACHED sooN
SHEA DID NOT CONSENT
He Never Agreed to Arbitrate--
Spirit of Riots Breaks Out New
Gompers Anxious for AmieabIe
Adjustment.

Chicago. MAY 19-Peace in the
teamsters strike is stin hanging in
the balance and although it is gener-
ally expected that settlement will
soon be reached, it seemed last night
further away than it did "a hours be-
fore.
It was confidently asserted by the
team owners association that the
teamsters had consented to arbitrate
the question OF whether or not the
union teamsters should make deliver
les to the boycotted houses. Presi-
Gent Shea of the teamsters' union yes
terday upset this arrangement entire
ly by declaring that he had never
agreed TO any such proposition. Mem
hers Of the team owners association,
however, stated just as positively that
the officials of the transfers union
had agreed to such an arbitration
This misunderstanding caused a
halt in the impending settlement and
a meeting was arranged for last night
between the team owners and the
teamStpr5
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24

the Lotus club last night. President
Frank b. Lawrence. introducing Mr.
Reid said: We know that ThateYei
emergency arises the interests of this
country will De safe in his hands. As
mis- friends, as members Of the club
and as citizens we hail with delight the
last distinction which has come to him
as the browning honor Of a great pub
lie career
Mr. Reid responded feelingly. Re
ferring to his appointment, he said the
most gratifying thing about it was that
il came without the fling of a singre
recommendation. was approved by the
senate without a dissenting voice ana
was received by press and public with
general cordially. He said he hoped
TO maintain in full force that good
understanding between ourselves and
Great Britain, which has grown
clearer and stronger at each step OF
our advance in the paths that have
been steadily broadening before us
every year and month since our peace
with Spain"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
AFTERNOON SESSION.

Immediately upon the rec0nyentns
OF the senate. Senator Roebr continued
his argument for an elective commis
sion as provided for in the Stevens
amendment. as amended by him. He
said that Senator Hudnall's objection
to the new section was not OF great i'm
port as the language Of the amendmen,
was clear stating as it did that the
commission to be created was to be
composed OF three members and not Of
one. and that - powers and duties
of the new railroad commission were
10 be confer I'd upon the present ral',
road commissioner until such time a7
The new commission should be organ
lied. He insisted that the commission
should be- the commission after jam
arE T. 1895 and that the railroad com
missioner was TO remain the raIirg1 9
CON- missioner until tha+ zine F5e 81
contenje5 thar tbe seeisla-gr hat -r-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
New Ambassador from Mexico.

ElpasO. Tex. May IA special to
the Herald from Chihuahua, Mex, says
it is more than probable that Enrique
Crel, governor of that state. will be
named as ambassador to the United
States from Mexico succeeding the
late ambassador Aspiros
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
WISCONSIN MAN FOUND DEAD
FROM MORPHINE POISONIN

New Yo,k, May 1S.-Herbert Leon
Keple., bookkeeper of the Deland, Fla.
died in hotel from morphine poison.
ing With him was a woman name
Mrs Doyal Miller From letters left
oy Kepler the police believe it a case
of suicide Kepler's parents reside at
Eau Claire, Wis
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
To Confer /. |. D. Upon President

v CONFER [. I. D. Upon Presldent
Worcester. Mass, May 19.-Presi-
dent Roosevelt will receive the de-
gree of l.. l.. d. from Clark university
June 81 when he comes here to at
tend the commencement exercises at
the university This was announced
yesterday by Carroll D. Wright, pres
ident of Clark college, and by DR.. G.
Stanley Hail president of the univer-
sity
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
FAREWELL TO REID.

Ne" Ambassador to England Honored
AZ the Parting.
Ea2 Io-e Nay Ga-Tnree hundred
prominent uea a,tendee farewell
h4aaue. given #hiteIaw Reid UalfeG
Sa-a. en r--=a+ur - Gra Britain by
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24

purely vegetable.
Send for our book
on the skin andits
diseases, which is
mailed free Our
phi ysician S will
clieerfully advise
without charge
any who write us
about their case.
ALL. a.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24

toficial Pubiicstion.I
STATEMENT of the condition OF the
BEAVERS RESERVE FUND FRA.
TERNITY, ot.Stoughton, in the State
Of Wisconsin, for the year ending De
oembsr, s1st 1904 made to the Com
missioner Of Insurance of the Stat
Of Wisconsin,, pxrsuans 10 the laws
said Stat&
Income. ................ E5aTs5 ~
Disbursements ............ s0,066 90
Total admitted assets. ... 1885 90
Balance 10 protect con-
tracts Ie.498 90
Wisconsin Business
Certificates Ia force, o0al =. $4,000 90
Losses or elainls paid, Ia. $4,000 90
Premiums or assessments
collected ............. oZ,oo2 80
thereby certify that che foregoing is
an abstract of the sworn statement OF
the Beavers Reserve Fand Fraternity,
filed with the Insurance Department OF
Wisconsin, this 2Sth day of February,
1904
ZENo NJ. Hosr,
Commissioner Of Insurance.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
tomoIsl Publloasaou.l

kOhoial FublicaU0u-
STATEMENT OK the condition Of che
WOODNEN ACCIDENT ASSOCIA-
TON, Of Lincoln, In the State Of Ne
braska, for the year ending Decsm-
Der 3ist, 1904, made to the Con mig
sioner Of Insurance Of the State Of
Wisconsin, pursuant to the laws Of
said State.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
Tomcis, PusllcatiOn.I

Iofieis' Publleation.I
STATEMENT of the condition of the
AID ASSOCIATION FOR LUTHER.
ANS IN WISCONSIN AND OTHER
STATES, Of Appleton. in the State
of Wisconsin, for the year ending Der
cember s1st 1904, made to the Conn
missioner Of Insurance Of the State Of
Wisconsin. pursuant to the laws OF
said Stats
Income ..........-........ Sl7,S1S o.
Disbursements ......... 6,7S4 SO
Total admitted assets. 800. 1870 "a
Balance to protect con-
tracts. .......... 1910 20
Wisconsin Business
Certificates in force. 1850 =. 1,S24,000 90
Losses or claims paid, a.. 5000 %
Premiums or assessments
collected =. ....... 1881 30
hereby certify that the foregoing ls
an abstract of the sworn statement OF
the Aid Association for Lutherans in
Wisconsin and other States, filed with
the Insurance Department of Wiscon-
sin, this 28th day of FEBRUARY. 1908
ZENo NJ. HosT,
Commissioner of Insurance.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
DISEASES
Altoona, "a, Iune 20. %

GAANCOAAAs go AA1S 81 A1N.1.
Twas afflicted with letter in bad shape
1t would appear in blotches as large as my
hand, yellowish color, and scale off.
You can imagine how offensive it was.
For twelve years 1 was afflicted with this
trouble. At night it was a case of scratch
and many times no rest at all. Seeing the
good the medicine was doing a friend
who was taking it for Eczema, COM
menced it, and as a result the eruption be-
gar TO dry up and disappear, and to-day
/ am practically a we'll man. Only two
tiny spots are left on the elbow and shin,
where once the whole body was affected.
have every confidence in the medicine,
and feel sure that in short time these
two remaining spots will disappear.
S. S. S. is certainly gre at blood puri-
fer, and has done me a world of good.
am grateful for what it has accom-
1 plished, and trust that what have said
will lead others who are similarly affiict-
ed to take the bemedv and obtain thr
same good results that have.
I75 East Fifth Ave. JoHN F. LEAR.
While washes, soaps, salves and powders
relieve Temporarily, they do not reach the
real cause Of the disease. The blood must
be purified before the cure is permanent.
S.SS. contains no potash, arsenic or min
eral of nny description bet is guaranteed
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
Riots Break Our Anew.

For the erst time in several days
the spirit OF riots broke out yesterday
and there were numerous fights be
tween non-union men and union team
sters. One Of the disturbances at 22d
street end Indiana avenue blocked all
traffic AMI delayed the street cars for
half an hour. the police were com
pelied to use their clubs vigorously in
order to dispense the crowd ana made
for a wholesale grocery house Of the
Steele Wedels & Co, who was the
original cause of the outbreak through
no cause of his own, was badly beaten
before the police could save him
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
Unanimous at the End.

When the question az last came TO
the adoption Of the committee su5sti
tute. the vote was unanimous. though
the roll vas called Their 10 relieve
the long strain Senator Kreutzer
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24

The Swim Specific company, Atlanta, Ga.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
Lawyers Propose Judges.

Senator FreaF added TO he reply 20
Senator Roahr to The fleet that the
bar Of the state commended by peu
ton who should be appointed 10 the
supreme bench and tha. the governor
made the appointment II the first in
stance for the purpose OF filing a va
cancy and that then the PEOPLE al the
following spring election ratified b,
their votes the appointment as made
by the executive Senator Frear con
linued. reading from the governors
message TO establish the ferability
Of an apDointive rather than an cleo
tive commission.
"cowardly" Taunt Thrown Back.
He replied to Senator Merton =
charge OF "cowardly'' AGAINST the
gy maasiUm convention. by reviewing
.he switching r.. Odd Of Tie demo -ratic
party. changing ground every chance
ir got and adhe1I1E perm an ntly 70 n
pr position or lo rrinc.-i-
Appointment Preferred.
Senator Frpar referred rs tEa Jts~-.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
Union Men Attacked.

In some portions of the south side
developed and the teamster wearing a
union button in driving through these
sections meets with about the same
treatment the nOn-union man does
when in other quarters. Several union
teamsters were attacked near Goth
street and Wentworth avenue and
their union buttons torn off The
union men were also vigorously pun.
ished before making their escape.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24

Senator Munson served notice that
in case the amendment WAS adopted.
he would ask for time to prepare an
amendment providing for a special
election to be held within a short
time.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
Shea Fears determination.

President Snea of the teamsters
union was the chief witness yesterday
before Master in Chancefy Sherman.
He refused to answer the majority Of
the questions put to him. declaring
his answers would tend to incriminate
him His evidence was interrupted
by repeated wrangles between the at
totneys who consumed much time and
in which both sides displayed much
bitterness. Finally in order to allow
the belligcrent lawyers sufficient time
in which to cool their passions the
master adjourned court until this
morning,
The chief squabble Of the day be-
tween the lawyers arose when Attor-
ney Mayer. acting for the employers,
referred to Attorney Leboskey, WHO
appeared for the teamsters as pet.
:ifogging SINISTER lawyer"
Attorneys WraneIe.
u may be a shyster." shouted lie
hoske. but / have never yet written
q finding for a master IN chancery
such as YOU did which resulte" in the
:. versa Of case by the 'uJreme
court Of the United States"
IAis al.gsiou aHraged Mayer and be
appeaied 20 hc master 70 request the
newsp paper men present to refrain
from making notes on what was taxi.
jDs rIaCe One Of She newspaper
Non continued to write and Mayer BE-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-24
eompers AceompIlshes Little.

President Gompers OF the American
federation of labor left for Dayton
Ohio. last night Before leaving Comp
ers said that so far he had aScom-
pllshed very little but the prospects
We're that beth sides would soon be
able to reach a basis where a settle
ment IF the difficulty satisfactory TO
both opposing interests would be de.
cided upou
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-20
(copyright, 1904, by Daily Story Pub Cos

carriage rolled by the Harp COM
Ing from the sea. Captain Slower lay
down his pot of beer and looked at a
very commonplace countenance peer
ing with wistful expression at the
inn. Mr.. Twtchett had no pot to lay
down, but he looked and SO did the
landlord
That's i'm" said the landlord, "nev
err notices nobody"
Hes rich" explained the captain
"he could put down a pun for every
farden in Portham. He's above poor
people"
why do they call i'm, 'onorable?"
Inquired Mr. Twitchett, winking at the
landlord as if he had propounded a
poser to the captain
Because he's made his money
Clean" replied the skipper" when a
mans rich and didn't steal his money
the king let's i'm call hisself honor
able"
Dazed at this sudden solution of the
problem Mr. Twitchett subsidized
"E's stuck up. nasty haristocrat,"
snapped the landlord
I'm goin'," announced the skipper
81 sail on the ebb and I've lots to do
Next Monday week Elizy gets mar
ried"
And the captain gulping down his
beer. fastened toward the wharf.
Mr.. Adolphus Walker had leased
Penn Lodge for an indefinite time.
Portham at once dubbed him Honor
able" and bowed down to him The
nearest approach the town had had;
hitherto. of talking about it's aristo-
cratic citizens was to allude vaguely
to a marquis who lived thirty miles
inland and who had carefully avoided
setting his foot in the town. But Mr..
Walker was exclusive. He spake to
no man and naturally no man in Port
ham dared to speak to him. Portham
boasted of him and, in it's heart hated
him for the haughtness of which 1t
boasted. Very little was known of
Mr.. Walker. The servants, brought
from London. were creatures of rigid
stateliness and never came to the
Harp. Portham, as dire necessity,
wrote the history of Mr. Walker to
suit itself.
"I'm goin' to have Ned Butts to the
weddin'," remarked the skipper, as
the schooner dropped down Portham
Bay, bound for London
COW, when your people won't ave
Imp" inquired the mate, who had been
addressed.
Hes comm" retorted the skipper.
resolutely, I've a printed invite in my
pocket to send him.
"E'll get drunk and owl" expostu-
lated the mate.
Let him." replied the skipper. "a
weddin's place for enjoyment"
Eliza Jane, the pretty daughter of
Captain Slower, was to be married on
the next Monday week, and the
startling innovation had been made
of inviting Portham to the ceremony
by printed invitations. The family,
however, made stand at Mr.. Butts,
but the skipper secretly resolved that
he should grace the occasion.
When the schooner was discharging
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-20


"He's comin'," retorted the skipper
preparing to weather the family storm
which would follow, SO he said moth
ing.
A timorous knock sounded at the
door.
Its Ned" muttered the skipper,
and he opened the portal guardedly.
But he started back. petrihed, for
Mr.. Adolphus Walker stepped in. He
was most fashionably attired, but
grasped the shippers hand with
JUNCTION. Many thanks for your in
vitation, Captain" said he, "all my
folks are in London. so l came alone -
In dense cerebral fog the skipper
gasped, Come H."
Portham assembled, turned green
with jealousy. The wealthy aristo-
crat of Portham, refusing to notice
even the landlord, at the shippers
house a guest Was Slower traitor,
or had he discovered a tree of nobil-
ity? Trembling with eXultation, the
skipper and his wife introduced the
aristocrat to the assembled guests. He
no trace of haughtiness.
TRY glass of punch" said the en-
boldened skipper. 81 brewed it my
self and it has green tea in it."
Not only one, but five glasses did
Mr.. Walker quaff with relish, then a
most remarkable change came over
his speech.
Hive never been so 'appy for six
months" he said to the skipper, you
see, HID a green grocery shop hover
Pentonville way in Lunnon, and Hi
'ad my friends in halter supper to a
pot O beer and game o. checkers.
Then my brother in Hamerica dies and
leaves me lot of money and Hive
never been Apply since. My wife and
daughter make me stick in the 'ouse
lest HID talk common"
1t was a fall of tho idol from it's
pedestal but then only few heard
him and the skipper and his wife
guarded him closely until Captain Sto-
yer carried home very drunken arts.
tocrat at dreary hour in the morn.
ing
"a fellow named Butts came in here
with some shares of steamship stock
belonging to Mr.. Walker" said the
clerk to the skipper on his next visit
to London. "he was saucy devil, too.
He said he'd stock in the Cunard line
and didn't want any second class
stock. He was in rags, too"
BLESS me-" murmured the skipper.
II picked up the wrong envelope in
my hurry and sent the invite to Wal.
ker instead Of Butts
But the stovers' social position was
now assured in Portham.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-20
In choate.

When Ambassador Choate was lead
e. of the New York bar many fledge.
ling lawyer had a fling at him. There
was scarcely an attorney who was not
afraid of him in open court, but else.
where an occasional display of cour.
age and impudence would be made
One day in the Lawyers club a bud
ding pundit, now highly successful
practitioner, observing MIR. Choate at
neighboring table, asked in a voice
meant for others to hear:
"Ah, counsellor, why was your
luncheon so rudimentary?
Perhaps you can explain" said the
legal light, dryly.
Because it's in Choate," was the
reply.
Your play upon my name" return
ed Choate, drawing out the words with
keen emphasis, painfully exposes the
profoundness of your ignorance. The
luncheon, sir may be in Choate, blu,
Your right to address me is IN-ko-ate.
There was a general laugh as the
offender departed with bad case O,
Try grins.