The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-04
With the Long Boo.
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HE Vegetarian Magazine recommends peanuts for sleep
essness. How could retain his dignity with the
family if he sat up in bed at 23O with his nightcap
and lingerie while the cracking and eating of peanuts
sounded thru the still watches Of the night? No, there
nothing good for seepessness lying down. shutting
and going to sleep.
Since Bigelow the bank, Milwaukee has been
markaby quiet but there has been continuous the
breweries
Collectors of old and cracked furniture really be-
coming inssent. "An't it sad?''
Such is the progress of language that Louisville
porter told of small retail dealer that who asoned
recently.
Minister Bowen has been sent for forthwith When
the president gets Bowen and LOOMS in his private office
there will be sound like the baby teething.
Here Doc Bixby and the Rev Byron Bea again
with theological hammer and tongs in the Nebraska State
Journal almost causing the conviction from the ability with
which Bixby wrests the scrptur' - that the 'doc he
before his stands for DID, from the asronom
cal laboratory of Carleton college somewhere equally
good The controversy began time the subject
of hell hesitate to inde this harsh word in this
ence but that is what they talking about continues along
this rather tropical line the Rev. Byron Be standing good
and plenty for 4ooodegree Fahrenheit hades and our
doc showing inclination to the garden hose of
logical argument the celestial bad lands. Doc Bixby
acknowledges that is Of much talk about hell
really know little Of it's topography and cmatology
but still it is temptation when the other is
Doc says
If there is anything improbable than
y a theological discussion don't know what it
could be unless it were serious dissertation
the functions of money.
The DOCTORS argument then winds itself in and out
chasing itself from premise to conclusion with syogic
subtilety but his final conclusion follows:
That which gives and is the whole super
structure of the Christian religion, is the Man
Of Galiee, just, GENTLE forgiving and faithful
unto DEATH He gave commandment that
love another, and exempified it him
self as the open to the kingdom Of
heaven, Within If the Father is love, mani
fest in the Son, there is place in his wide
universe for any soul to linger forever in pain,
and there is other logical conclusion
The Rev. Byron Beal the other hand, feels that
ought not to trust eternal future to the weak and beg
carly strength of human logic but should take the plain
words of scripture and hem possibly
doing. Now in scripture he finds it writtenwe, you know
what he finds, and he dwels it with unctuous
phasis that makes trembe for docs future.
Laying down Nebraska State Journal and thinking
sinful past and present neasly condition
of mortal error feel that would much prefer
fuure' in the hands Of Doc Bixby rather than in
those of the Rev. Byron Bea For when it passing
Doc would be likely to say: '".- >'' +.
EtYou young scoundre, what do you by shining in
this open fragrant manner? You get inside this time all
right, but [ shall keep eye you'll -
But if the Rev Byron Bea had future in his charge
fear he might say, and with pretty good "
"Here you, you go to $500 >,. 80
That is, may be wrong, you know, and misudge the
Rev. Mr.. Bea frghtfully. When it right down tc
passing judgment his fellow man. the Rev Byron might
tenderhearted indeed and all in with tears
and tender sympathy that had caught much
hades this earth already.
For when it to condemning mankind generally il
doesn't so bad but if you had to pass friend
neighbor into hades ohand might hesitate you
and look for few mitigating circumstances.
However, the doc and the Rev. Byron having lot
Of fun and filling considerable newspaper space which nigh
be devoted to purposes But it does rather
peculiar that pastor with sturdy Of ideas should
have been named 'sByron.'' Evidently Byron's papa
had taste for variety of literature VIC feel
depore for we'll recall how parents confscatec
copy Of Byrons poems that had fallen youthful
hands and chucked the book into the outright al
youthful cutlery to the contrary notwithstanding CIV
read it few days later in the public library)
WE'LL let the boys argue if they like it. No harm is don
and it may set them to thinking "A. R.