Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-12-02


Corrigan An how much wild electric
loight?
Appetite Decdes.-Teacher: Can
you tell me the difference between
like and "love?" Small Boy: Yes,
ma'am. | like my father and mother.
but love pie
The Ruling Passion Yes. | quar-.
relied with my wife about nothing"
Why didn't you make upY' I'm GO
Ing to. All I'm worried about now Is
the indemnity"
Queer Charge,-"Y are charged"
said the policeman, with having
voted twice" Charged, am II" NUT
tered the prisoner That's odd. /
expected TO be paid for It,"
Seeing the Metropolis-Stephen
Ruraborn: Father, that tall structure
is the famous "fIat-lron" building.
Hiram Ruralborn: Well. well! thet's
whore they make the tiat-irons fer the
hui! world.
He Proved It--Lady Tin party view
ing stone quarry; And which is the
foreman*" Casey proudlyl-Oi am.
Lady Really? Casey kin prove
ut. Calls to laborerl. Kelly. Kelly!
yer foiredm
Pretty Lucky-Friend of the Fam
lily; You are very lucky, my boy, to
he the seventh son. 1t will bring you
everlasting fortune Son No. 7: 1t
hasn't SO far. All It's brought yet is
the old clothes Of my six brothers.
"po YOU think that the automobile
will displace the horSef" asked the
conversational young woman 1T
| will" answered the nervous youug
man rs he gazcd down the road, "lf
1t ever hits him. Washington Star
rarson Compatible choir will now
sing dat beautiful hymn. We hain't
tot Long to Stay Here urtc sngin'
which day will consider dcmselycs dis
charged and file ont quietly, We will
hah only congregational singm here
after. Puck
| 4 Rehearsal Elsie" exclaimed
the girls mother, why are you shout.
ing in that horrible fashion? why
can't you he quiet, like Willie?" Hes
got 10 be quiet, the way were playln',"
replied Elsie. Hes papa coming home
late, and I'm you"
Digging potatoes, eh: Far
ner's Boy-Yen Visitor What do
sou get for digging potatoes% Farmers
Boy Nawthin. But ! git somethiu
FER not diggin EN- Visitor Indeed?
What would you get for not digging
| hem? Farmers Boy-Licked.- Judge.
Careful Philip had gone to bring
In the new kittens to show them to
visitor. His mother. hearing sbrill
mewing, called out Don't hurt the
Kittens, Philip" From the hall came
the reassurng answer "Oh, no. I'm
carrying them very carefully by the
stems"
Absent minded -"Talk about absent
mindedness Jenkins is the most ab-
scntmnded man / know" What's
he done nowf' "Why, he wrote the
combination of the safe on piece of
paper to keep from forgetting il, and
then locked the paper in the safe to
keep from losing IT,"
Contrary Counsel The church was
packed. even the aisles lined with
chairs. Just before the bcnedlctlon
the thoughtful clergyman, who loved
order, thus admonished his hearers.
in passing ont, please remain seated
until the ushers have removed the
chairs from the aisles"
FULLY Explained Teasing Friend:
what makes that new baby at your
home cry 50 much Tommy? Tommy
dndignantiy)-lt don't cry so very
much; and anyway If all your teeth
were ont, and your hair Off, and Your
| legs SO weak you couldn't stand on
them. / guess you'd feel Ike crying
yourself"
II wish 10 adopt a child, said the
wealthy woman in the orphan asylum,
what have YOU oh. we have them
/ in all shades. replied the polite lady
superintendent, which do you pre-
fer" Il think blonde child viii be
most appropriate answered the
wealthy woman my auto is finished
] In blue '- Puck
Clear as Mud 81 was going over
Westminster bridge the other day, and
/ I met Patsy GIcwius. IIcwIns. says