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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19
observation-disclosures
Weak Kidneys Cured Forever

u you have pain OF dull ache IN the
mack it = gnmlstakeablc evidence If kf,Tucv
foloie. Il is warning 10 tell you trouhlo
Dedintclv.
Lame back "a only one symptom Of kidney
sfodoie- Other symptoms are. being oblIgcd
70 pass water often during the dav and q
eSe up many times during the night. in.
ability 10 hold your urine. smarrins1 ,,r, sr-i.
taton, passing hriek-dusf or sediment fn the
urine catarFh OF the bladder, uric acid, con
slant headache. dizziness. sleeplesuesz nqrv-
CUISINES IRREGULAR heart beating, rheumatism,
boating, irritabHity, WORKOUT feeling. Lack
OF ambition and aaIlow complexiau.
hooper's Parsley Kidney Pills are proving
TO be the most wonderful euro ever s-ottc1
out Tor weak and diseased kidneys.
Distributors
Price 90 cents a box.
For sale BY
HENoKEtLs DRUG STORE solB AGENT
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19
IN lnnossIl,la Servant.

Anca Katherine Green tho we'll
known rovplist. discussed he servant
question at q recent diner party in
New York
Servants. as class" she said
"are excellent I have no sympathy
with those women who soy Il Is i'm
possible to get good scrvantq al
nit though that nov aad then an ir.
possible scrYapt turns up.
"An impcssiola servant. a cock.
turned IN at the house Of n. friend
Of miro last week. This cook was
from New hampshire state noted. i
believe, for the hgughty pride Of lis
Inhabitants. be they rich or poor. She
came 70 my friend with high recon-
from. an employment
agency. but a, s5on rs sba .ohkerca
tho aouse she began To ask tho mc-t
impvrtincnt questions.
My friend answered her qaesticn7
with clvility but IN the ond thoy
reached a PORT where ciyllny would
no longer serve.
CO., 7 see you have q daughter. What
Is her name?' said the new cook.
Margaret my friend answered.
Margaret? said the cook. Bear
me, l guess youl have TO can he-
something else While I'm here, 10.
my names Margaret too
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19
QUEER TRAITS OF ANIMALS.
Al Have Strong Fear of Some Brother
Quadrured.

ouadrpreo.
Smoking clay pipe, the circus act
pr sat IN the winter training quar-
tors Under his supervision thin boy
was learning 10 ride erect on a quiet
horse with a bread. fla, back.
In some towns they won't let us
show said the man. "unless we have
no eamels with us. Camels are ecri-
ons drawback to shows. Horses arc
so much afraid Of them that lots Of
towns won't let camel enter theft
gates.
a horse won't so near a piece Of
ground camel has stood on. The
very smell of a camel in the air VII
make a horse tremble and sweat And
this fear isn't only found occasionally
IN horse here and there II is
found in every horse an over the
world. Queer, isn't ii? | often won
der why it is. Cattle hate logs in the
same way and cats hate dogs so. tee.
Here. tn ugh we ear account ta4 the
hatred. Dogs, in primitive times. fea
on calves, no doubt. and even today
here and there, they kill and feed Oh
Kittens.
Horses love dogs, I'm sure | don't
know why Dogs fear no animals but
pumas and leCpards. You can take g
dog up to a lions or a tigers cage ana
ne VIII show no fear, bur take him up
to the case of a puma or a leopard
and he will tremble ard moan anG
stink away out Of sight.
All yefy puzallng. isa't it?'
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19

Representative Richardson Of Ten.
ressec tells of the financial straits Of
man in that state who. saddled with
A large and npr9ductivc farm. was
compelled 10 add 10 his aIendc~ ra.
sources by taking Up tho practice eff
law in Menrhis
During tour of inspection the
fsrmer-laUyer was enc day MAKING of
bis white elephant ha was madcrned
n the point If frenzy b. chonc..s 40
f1u across several Of his field h7rag
calmly resting under a tree siaeaa
away for dear life.
Here. YOU black rascalzt" he
shouted shaking his fist al the chi
rriis get back to work this instant,
The first thing YOU darbeys know nm
quit the law ard let sou al starveto
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19
chad's Aprcal to SATIN

Dean pigou tells in his ns. book OF
anecdotes the story Of the little girl
Who was much upset by a maiden
aunt ard posted IN hole in the gar
Gen letter in these terms: Dear
Nh. Satah-Wili you kindly come and
take away Aunt Jane? She is a very
lussy pe-son sand does very me so.
1ears aa-ctioustcly Alice"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19

Tommy Say ma. you sad if cat
that piece Of cake in the cake box. Sc
would make me sick.
His Nal know I did.
Tommy-Well you were wrong. II
amt made me sick yet.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19
The Fashion

He sued for her love and be sued for
her hand
She made him the pnrudast - mon.
e. buuey moon pIssed they Thought Il
WAS grand.
But little while later each tosk firm
stand.
And-ruess what he sued fo- then.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-19

Botto's Bowling Alley on Seventh
street now open Tor the season.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
BUTCHERS PLAN
FOR BARBECUE
Program Includes Forty Prize
Events for Men, Women
and Children.

Celebra ting their fifteenth annual
outing with a barbecue. and athletic
program at Zenith park, Sunday, Aug.
13, will be gala day with Duluth butch
ers. Many and varied amusements have
been planned and more than 40 prize
events for men. women and children
are Incorporated in the program.
Enthusiasm touched the high mark
at a. meeting of the Butchers union in
trades and labor assembly hall In the
Kalamazoo block last night. All mem
bers predicted a day Of unalloyed
pleasure, conditioned only by the
weather.
William H. Sansam, chairman OF the
committee on arrangements and Leo
Bernhard who has charge Of the prize
events, reported a liberal contribution
Of donations from merchants. Meat
products, wines, cigars, candy and
wearing apparel comprise the list Of
trophies.
An excellent orchestra has been Sc
cured for the dance in the afternoon.
The guests will De transported to the
grounds from Sixty-first avenue west
on the tug Tempest and consort Out
ing which will ply on the waters all
day and evening"
The program is as follows:
100 yards dash. free-for-all; same
for butchers; 80 yard dash for single
women; same for married women;
baseball! throw for women; running
high jump; standing high jump; run
ming broad jump; standing broad
jump; running broad jump; pole vault
three legged race; tug Of war; prize
waltz: prizes for the tallest and short
est men; sack Of potatoes for the larg-
est family on the grounds; events for
children
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
MENTAL ARITHMETIC

Suppose the oldest Of old ,old men
had gone to work on the very day
that Adam and Eve were exiled from
Eden.
and had worked and worked every day
since then,
Sundays and holidays right along,
Christmas and New Years and Fourth
Of July,
three hundred and sixty-five days in
the year;
and suppose he got a dollar a day,
which Is more than the average WAGES
today,
for any period preceding this,-
suppose he had got his dollar day,
and never spent lonesome cent,
never went to the theater.
never bought him a suit Of clothes,
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
FIGURE IT OUT.

c.. w. Post in his latest screed
against organized labor makes the
following statement:
Statistics show about twenty union
men in every eight hundred citizens.
Let us do a little figuring on this
proposition The total population of
the United States Uncluding Alaska,
Hawaii and the Indian reservations,
according to the census report Of 1900,
was 76,303,3S7. The whole number OF
persons, ten years Of age and over. en-
gagged in gainful occupations was 49,
285,922, including 211,8o5 persons in
Alaska and Hawaii and in the military
and naval service-abOut two -fifths
of the population. The number of
persons engaged in agricultural pur-
suits was 1o,43s,219. Those in pro-
fessional service numbered 1,264,737.
BY substracting the two last named
from the aggregate of wageworkers,
we find the total number Of people
supposedly competent to become men,
bers Of unions to be 17,5s2.s66. These
figures would be further materially re-
duced by deducting therefrom the
number Of children included in the
census report, but no statistics are
given on this point. The paid-on
membership Of the American Fedora
ton Of Labor was, at the time Of it's
last report, 1,750,000. Add the num-
Der Of unionists not affiliated with the
American Federation, and you have,
approximately, 100000. BY a very
simple process Of division you will ar
rive at the conclusion that about one
person in every nine, supposedly elig-
ible to become. member Of trade
union is a member. Can any other
organization-social, fraternal or re-
ligious-show such strength? Post has
evidently arrived at his absurd figures
by dividing the total population of
the country-including the large pro-
portion not competent to become men,
bers Of trade unions-by the number
Of unionists in the United States.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12

The short sleeve has made its way,
despite the fact that American women
at first frowned upon It. They did not,
following the Partisan lead, adopt It for
their afternoon and visiting gowns dur
ing the winter, but, grown familiar with
its face, they endured, pitied and en-
braced in the usual order
Every woman whose arms will justify
It, and a very large percentage of the
women whose arms will not; will have
at least one or two summer frocks made
with sleeves ending just above tho ell
bow. In most cases a frill will fall far
enough to conceal the sharp elbow, If it
be sharp; but many of the new sleeves
have only the merest Of frills, not for
service, but merely as a finish, and the
elbow is left uncompromisingly exposed
to the view Of a critical world.
Long gloves, which must be tucked
smoothly up under the short sleeve and
held there, will take the curse of the
ugly arm upon the street, in carriage,
and at most afternoon and evening
functions. but for the house gown the
mode is an audacious zone. #zs
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
never paid for a. thing to eat,
nor drink nor smoke Of course,
nor house rent nor fuel nor all Of that

Imagine this ancient working man
thousand years old at the time of
the flood:
another thousand or so again
when Moses come, and thousands more
to the rise Of the Roman empire
the birth of the Christian era,
the fall Of Rome in It's turn
still working on through the long dark
years
hid in the mist Of the middle age,
never skipping single day,
still at his work when modern times
began to shape through the veil of
years.
King A1fred's reign was but yesterday
In the long, long circuit Of daily TOLL
plodding along for a dollar q day
While the feudal system gathered its
coils,
till the feudal system fell in a crash:
ploddfng away as democracy
came at last to waiting world
engaged in his unremitting toll
when America gave a new word to the
world,
flash Of time in his endless drudge
what we look back on as history
of great and long founded nation
through the terms of our Twenty-Five
Presidents
that have already faded in the shadow
past
in the flight of onrushing time
Centuries, ages, milleniads,
this old, old workman sticks to his
task,
every day his dollar laid by,
one upon another a countless pile.
until today he would have-how much {?
AS much as Rockefeller perhaps?
Far from it. AS much then shall we
suppose
as Rockefeller in say ten years
has added to his DER bulky wealth =?
Nonsense, nothing at all like that.
In all these days in all these years
In all these ages and centuries.
the patient toiler would have earned
as much as Rockefeller gets
in month, one month,
every month Of the year.
Eight thousand years.
three million days.
three million dollars in all that time
as much as Rockefeller gets
twelve times O year for owning the
earth.
Tell me, where did he get it?
-Goodhue Co (Minn.) News.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
UNCLE SAM To TAKE
IN FAMILY WASHING"
Government Goes Into the
Laundry Business at 81 g
Army Post Sept. 1.

Washington, Aug. 10.-The Govern
ment, having taken the leap Of govern
ment ownership Of railroads in the
Panama line, now is going into the
laundry business.
The Government soap suds institu-
ton is to be at Fort Leavenworth, and
will be in running order by September
l. The family washing of the officers
and soldiers will be done, it is said,
at very reasonable figures" The post
Is big one and the concern undoubted-
~ will be kept busy. All the employees
will be civilians.
The building has been selected and
a. hundred horsepower boiler and an
engine have been installed.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
and certain officers were trying to
build up a. machine for political, fin
ancial and SELF purposes

UuAAO w b. 11ldcI11ue LOT QO1lLlCal, lin.
ancial and sell purposes.
The position taken by many business
men Of Denver in this fight is that it
is an opera bouffe affair, and they are
wearied OF the whole thing. For sew
eral years they have given time and
money to the alliance and have seen
J. Crawfish Craig draw $3.50 a month
and expenses; have seen hundreds Of
dollars go in unaccountable ways; they
find the alliance hopelessly in debt and
they can't find that there has been any
good accomplished: so they are ready
to drop the whole thing.
Well, let it die. There will be few
sincere mourners, but it's obsequies will
be attended with a great deal of en-
thusiasm.
Treasurer Wolfe Londoner refused to
pay salaries this week, alleging no
order from the executive board, but the
real fact is lack Of funds, and the
$3.50 month head is sore in conse-
Quence.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
BURGESS FAILS TO
SWIM THE CHANNEL,

DOVER, Eng, Aug. ST. w. Burgess
started this morning from. the coast
guard station at Lydden, four miles
northwest Of this port, in another at
tempt to swim across the channel. Bur-
CESS got within four miles of the French
coast when the strong current COM
menced to carry him back, compelling
him to give up the attempt
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
DRESS WELL.
mORRlSONS
LAKE AWE SOT1Tu

3 LAKE AVE. SOUTH.
Will make to your measure 8 we'll
fitting, stylish, business suit all wool,
FOR $500.
silk mixed worsteds $1,000. Silk
lined dress worsteds. Very Best Inn
ported @44.O0.
The largest and best assortment in
Duluth. 400 patterns to select from.
Top Coats NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. $500 up
Rain proof long coats. $500 up
DRESS WELL,
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
WILL TAKE NO ACTION.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 9.@The attor-
ney general has received number Of
kilograms from United States attorneys
regarding the Investigation of the
strike along the lines Of tho Great
Northern and the Northern Pacific
roads showing an Improvement in con-
dition. Therefore it is said to be duite
improbable that the department Of JUS
tice will take any action in the matter
worse.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
STEAMER GOES AGROUND.

ST. JOHNS, N. B., Aug: 9-The
steamer Truro bound from West Indian
ports for st. John struck on foul ground
while entering the harbor today The
accident happened during a fog at low
water. The passengers were brought
ashore by tug. It is expected that
the steamer will float at high water.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
BED BUGS.

Go to Max Wirth's and get a bottle
OF Bed Bug killer. The only certain
exterminator on the market. Be sure
and get the right kind.
MAX W1rth's Red Cross Pharmacy.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
EXCURSION BULLETIN.
THE NORTHWESTERN LII

Portland, Oreg.. and return $500. On
sale May 3 to Sept. 20. Return limits
80 days. -. .<,%T-= *. +. y:
Denver. Colo, and return $9o.B. On
sale Aug. % to Sept. Return limit
Oct. Z. re. ,S:s4 =5z* +,
City Ticket office, so3 West Superior ST.
=. s,SS< Duluth. MINI.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12
SHORT SLEEVE OF TODAY.

Smoke Puradora Cigar, Clear Havana
Union Label and Home Made.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12

Smoke Puradora Cigar, Clear Havana,
Union Label and Home Made.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12

Smoke Puradora Cigar, Clear Havana.
Union Label and Home Made.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12

Smoke Puradora Cigar, Clear Havana
Union Label and Home Made.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12

subscrlb. Tor m. Labor world" mo-.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1905-08-12

of this organization, that have been
working for its downfall, lied" point
ing his finger at Lyons.
"All Of this trouble, anyway, is only
tempest in a teapot. Lyons has been
good boy, and I've kept him at work
because thought he needed the money.
But he has become exited and has lost
his head. That's all the trouble, and
for that discharged him.
II was empowered to do this by a
resolution adopted last February by
the executive committee of the alliance
and I want to tell you now that he is
no longer in our employ. I also want
to deny that have made any charges
Of grating or dishonesty. I do not
know Of any,"
But the chairman looked YEARLY
from one member to another, and then
he decisively announced:
Il don't think we care to hear anv
more Of this. It's not our quarrel, and
we don't care anything about it. /
don't believe We care to hear from
you, Mr.. Lyons"
And the end is not yet, and there is
no doubt but that before the matter is
ended the whole disgusting story OF
the organization will become public
property, and the inner workings of
this trouble breeding organization
laid bare. Many Of the business men
OF Denver who have been on it's rolls
quit long ago, and the remainder are
deserving it like rats in sinking ship.
realizing they were buncoed finely, and
instead ll1'e' OF working for the good OF the
community its promoters and sponsors
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16
Portland, Oregon

-
It is pointed out that there was
very little com mbustible material
aboard the battleship. yetthe flames
broke out in several places and
spread SO rapidly that they could
not be extinguished. It is pointed
out that the magazines are so ar
ranged that they could have been
flooded yet the explosion occurred
an hour, after the fire was discover
ed It Is thought likely that the
fanatic had accomplices.
1t will be remem bered that in
May, 1896, six of the <Sumarai
leaders committed suicide after tn.
treaty which deprived Japan of
Port Arthur. on account of the dis
grace brought on their native land
This act is said to be the real start
of the warlike preparations made
by Japan for the conflict with Rus
sia, which was partly to revenge
the deaths of these Samaurai lead
ers, whose deaths were regarded a
sacrifice for the nation. e.!
Anti-peace demonstrations con-.
tinue in some provinces of Japan.
Last night .troors were called to re-
store order 10 Yokohama.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16
. holesale Grocers.

advocating his nbmination FOR ths'
third time for the presidency.
There had been warm words of
praise for Mr.. Bryan, particularly
from ex-Representative Ollie M.
James of Kentucky, and Judge J..
B. LaIvin, of Covingtop, KY. who
had declared unquaHfedly for Mr..
Bryan as the democratic nominee
for president in. 1908. and from AL
exander Troup of New Haven, who
declared that Bryan was the legiti--
mate leader of the democratic par
ty in the coming campaign. -,
When Mr. Bryan. who CAM last
on the, program, rose to=respond to
respond to the toast. Democracy
VS., Capitalization" he deferred his
formal address for a few moments
until he had returned thanks for
the words Of praise showered upon
him by the speakers who preceded
him and until he had set himself
right upon the question of his can.
didacy for the presidency -.
II am not now," said Mr.. Bryan,
"a candidate for any office. / have
said that I never again would be a
candidate for office, but I want to
say now that talk of candidacy for
Office does not affect me as it once
did,. believe my place in history
| will be determined, not by what
thu people are able to do for me,
but what am able to do for the
people. I think it is now too soon
toechoose candidate for president,
to make the race three years from
now; it Is too early to pledge our
selvesto any one man. I trust
that before the time comes to name
man for the next presidential
nomination more light may be
thrown upon our party's pathway,
and that a man may be chosen who
will be best able to do for the party
more than I have been able to do"
| Covers were laid for 800 guests
at the banquet, and among those
present were, Representative H. l..
Rainey of Illinois: Ollie M. James
of Kentucky; Mayor Edward F.
Dunno Of Chicago; Judge James of
Kentucky. c SIX. 3.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16

Chicago, Sept, 12.-"I want to
make my position perfectly clear;
| want to say to you that not only
am { not announcing a candidacy,
but am not permitting a candi-
dacy." .a.
In these words, William J. By
an administered check to the en-
thusiasm which at the Jefferson
Club banquet given tonight in Mr..
Bryan's honor, greeted the speeches
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16

Eugene. Or, Sept. 13 "A strange
looking animal, { resembling des-
criptions of sea serpents, has re-
Gently been seen in the waters of
Crescent Lake, in :. the Cascade
mountains, over 100 miles east Of
Eugene, just across the line in.
Crook county. A party Of Eugene
hunters have returned from there
and tell the story Of how they en-
countered the monster in the lake.
They we're fishing out IN the mid
die Of the lake when suddenly a
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16

New York, Sept. 13.-It will cost
it is estimated, the marlborough
Company more than 81 100000 to
satisfy the claims for damages that
will arise. out of the elevated rail.
road accident. The number of
those who lost their lives in the ac-
cident was three less than the num-
continued onpage
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16
Ask Your Dealer for Economy Jars
Economy Jars are sanitary, no zin
no mould, no separate rubber ring
Salem. Oregon, January 81, 1904.

Kerr Glass Manufacturing
Portland s.: .-.-s,
The
suece sswithh .
OF
FAIR. 1908. for exhibit canned fruits and jelly
will
o -,t. -
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16
Yours very truly,
Mrs. S. R. Foster.

til while YOUR preserved vegetables
they
sed and used by the
JR. UNIVERSITY CALF
and Colleges andUn nvershes
Smell e
because Sanitary
p
Wadhams & Kerr Bros. Distributors
N hoesae trocers Portland, Oregon
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-09-16
LIGHTING BOLTS
Il.fAl- -N!-lYE
MARION COUNTY BUTCHER
KNOCKED sENsELEss IN
ELECTRICAL STORM.
Many Barns Damaged-Addicks
Threatens to Expose Crafts In
Order to Make His Old
Time Followers Remain
Faithful-other
News.


Silverton, Ore. Sept. PA ter
rife thunderstorm, accompanied by
a downpour Of rain. bsgan last eve.
ming about four o'clock and lasted
for several hours. A barn belong
log to II. E. Steen who lives in the
northern part of town, and barn
belonging to John English, who
lives Eve miles north of Abique
Greek, were set fire by the lightning
aud burned. Two buildings on the
Upper Abiq1e Creek are reported
0 have been destroyed in the same
manner.
The rain continued all night and
if it does not clesT up much damage
to unpicked hops will result. -