The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-10-26


To take life easy chloroform will be
found Efficient
What, more money! You knoS, dear,
voa said we'd save for . fainy day. But
want silk umbrella, dear.
--Thalsa really hArdsome. chain you
ara wearing there. But aren't you afraid
some body will steal ~ Oh, no. keep .
watch on II.
Naomi Y oung Goodwin tried to kiss
me las, night, and told him 10 behave
glolse--And did he kiss ycuf Naomi
No. TIE IDIOT actually behaved.
--Bibbs- on wou.dat think Seymour''
con had been through college TO hear him
talk, would yosf Gibbs-No; Ia never
suspec, II. He must have taken the regular
course and graduated.
We'll, asked the elstcd composer After
the first sct Of his new opera had been
given, how do you like ~ Alb, replied the
critic, I'm very sorry for you, can't dii'
cover that your music Is reminiscent Of
anything.
First dent--Didnt Longhead have
any bets on the last football gamer Second
student--No. He though our side would
iosc. and wouldn't bet. First Student
He wouldn't. chi What sort Of = college
man 10 be, anyhow.
Jane, do | not hear lmale voice In the
k,,eheuf Its only one OF my brothers,
cir. Was not aware you had any broth
ers, Jane. Neither WAS until this morn
Ing, sir, when you said 10 your sermon w
Was oil brothers and sisters.
How did your father treat George
when he asked him for your II WAS one Of
papa's deaf DAYS. and he thought George
WAS asking him for = loan. What did DC
ssys lie told George that while he would
be glad to loan him the tribe he asked for,
be had 90 many requests Of the same char
scter tina. be begged TO be excused.
Waiting on the street corner, givina
preference to heavy red motor car that
was lungIng, putfing and trailing Ito odor
past them. stood Freddy, with bis hand
thrust confidently into his fathers. The
license number on the rear caught the little
fellows attention, and be ssid Father
Why do they always leave the price mari
on sutomobilesf
when name 10 given to greyhound
10 England the almost invariable rule II
that II shosld begin with the same iettel
a that Of Ito owner, J. links, EsQ-We'l
ave 70 get . name for that big puppy
AIRY. What would you call 'imf kenne
MAJ WAS a.thlnkin' Hiukstand wouldn'
be bad, cir. J. Jinks, Esq,-why, you big
norant bass, don't you know Hinkstand be
gins with hii
The protest against vaccination In tn'
schools u KAntas City recalls IN sctuAl GO
curance Il Topeka few years ago. IT had
been required BY Law that oil school child
rem 10 q certain district be vaccinsted. On
day small boy brought note to bill
teacher from biz mother, which read "Misi
Smith, did not have Jack vaccinated.
viii tell you the reason. When l WAS
child I wAs vaccinated, and Il proved
fatal.
"A minister In this town Was moved
BY the grief Of husband whose wife Wal
70 be buried and sought to commiserats
him In the following manner; NY broth
or, know that this Ia = great grief thai
has overtaken 700, and, though you srs
compelled TO moan the loss Of this one
who VA your companion and partner Ia
life, would console you with the assur'
ance that there 10 another who sympatbize'
with you and Who seeks TO embrace YOU 10
the srms Of unfailing love-" To this the
bercaved man replied BY askirg, ~ he 81.
ed through tears into the ministers face,
whats her Manner
They were sii,irg on the pi,rza In The
sutumpAl twilight. George, she gushed Ia
one Of those nonsensical ways that giri'
have, what lird Of eirl do you think ! an
anywayt Well, dravhd George ~ be III Z
cork tipped cigarette, you remind me Of
Chinese. A wall Of glaciers could not have
chilled The atmosphere more. Sir shs
demanded 10 . voice that frose the air,
How dare you ipsult me with such > re-
mark ~ that, The you man smiicd. Ma
Insult, my dear, but rather compliment
VOC remind me Of . Chinese GIL btcauis
your feet are 10 small. And then abe
threw her arms srourd him and said b
Was The sweetest mAn 10 the world.
what has caused you to change ycSI
opinion d Dr. Goodman AZ rims nbtl
II, you usd to think very veil Of him botf
49, preacher and ~ man. Yes, vpliet
tbs great snsI cher. ! did oncc think be hat
acme ssnse. but that cnly goes 10 show
tow fssily cor Iudgmsnt may CITES be
The fellows m ass. Shail withdraw from
hls church 81 orce. Bet you haven't En-
ylaiEed chat has caused sbs change In ycsl
estimate q him. he professes TO b IN
able To zee hos my refusal 70 ,ssrify bsfcr'
The legislative Investigating COMMITTEES VA
vindicAslon Of my bcpof, seeing Ina,
wss sxessd on the plsa that coaid no
give ,ea,inoby without discriminating my
<if. wouldn't be surprised IL b voan,
~ some day with softening Of the brAin.