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The Appeal., 1905-07-29

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| Wait for the twelfth annual picnic
of St. Philips church, Thursday, Aug.
10. Same pIace-Spring Park.
- Shoes resoled in Is minutes at S.
! T. Sorensen's, 312 Nicollet avenue,
! Sewed soles Is cts, nailed soles 80
cts. New up-to-date shoes, all styles,
$3.50.
St.. Thomas Mission. Fifth avenue
and Ninth street south, Rev. Geo. H.
Thomas, rector in charge. Services
every Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock.
All cordially invited.
The Ladies' Guild of st. Thomas
| mission will rave> a social evening at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. w. c. JET
frey. 2537 1st avenue suoth, Wednes-
day evening, Aug. I'd. Proceeds to go
towards the mission building fund
Admission including refreshments,
25c. All cordially invited.
When in. St. Paul and you wish to
get FIRST CLASS MEALS, like you
used to get at home call on Mrs. Ella
| Smith,, NO. SS2 CeOaT SLIeel o1 SeiN-
fast from 7 to IL a. M; lunch from
IL m. to 2:S0 p. M; dinner from 5 to
8 D. m. Meals to order when desired.
Sunday dinners a specially. Regular
meals 25 cents.
If man feareth or faileth to appre-
ciate humor, hard thump his wisdom
and there will come hollow sound.
Though the love Of money is said
to be the root Of all evil, it does not
follow that the lack Of money is the
root of all good.
Sometimes when it seems that our
own particular little world has been
knocked into chaos, and all things
for us have come to an end, it is mere
ly that we are being born to better
things-Cora Lapham Hazard in New
York Tribune.
The deceived wife may feel that
there is no balm in Gilead, but alimony
is a pretty good substitute.
The Appeal., 1905-07-29
SAINT PAIL
I wsvk'S RECORD IN MiNNEso.
g TA'S CAPITAL. i:

RS SANITY City" and Sanity CITY
Folks-Newsy Items of Social, Re-
IlaIous and general Matters Among
.ae People. :. = =. ". e. :. 4.
The Appeal., 1905-07-29
MINNEAPOLIS
oolNGs III AND ABOUT THE
GREAT "FLouR CITY" y.

Matters Social, Religious and General
Which Have Happened and Are to
Happen Among the People Of the
City. ..
The Appeal., 1905-07-29

Though the love Of money is said
to be the root Of all evil, it does not
follow that the lack Of money is the
root of all good.
The Appeal., 1905-07-29

If man feareth or faileth to appre-
ciate humor, hard thump his wisdom
and there will come hollow sound.
The Appeal., 1905-07-29

The deceived wife may feel that
there is no balm in Gilead, but alimony
is a pretty good substitute.
The Appeal., 1905-07-29

ELK EXPRESS CO., G.. J. Charles
ton, manager, corner st. Peter and
Ninth streets. Packing, shipping and
storing of furniture and household
goods Piano moving speciality.
House renting. real estate handled
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09
tiger was shot before the lions and
smaller animals were subdued.

In Washington there is noted
lawyer who is also humorist, and
IS fond OF perpetrating jokes. Last
summer he was in London. One
morning he went into restaurant
and proceeded to order breakfast.
II want two eggs he said to the
waiter. II want one fried on one
side and the other fried on the
other side"
The waiter nodded and withdrew,
A little latter he returned.
II beg pardon" said he, "but I
am afraid I:didn't quite catch your
order. Would you mind repeating
it.
"Not at all,' said the lawyer.
want two eggs, one of them fried
on one side and the other on the
other side"
"Thank you," said the waiter, ST
thought that was what you said
but 1 wasn't quite sure
Five minutes later the waiter re-
turned again, II beg pardon sir"
he said, but the cook and 1 have
had some words. Would you mind
those eggs scrambled
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09
What Can Women Do.

If fyour cemetery is neglected and
a disgrace to your community, in
terest the ladies in it's improve
ment. If your schoolhouse
grounds are libel on our modern
system of education, elect live
woman as school director. If you
want real live farmers institute,
elect bright woman as secretary.
In word, if you want any public
improvement pushed and conplet-
ed, set the women at it, for they
know how to pull the money out of
your pocket and how to spend it to
the best advantage. Women can
do lots of things besides go to
church, take care of the babies and
cook your meals. Nearly every
successful farmer of our acquain-
tance has a smart wife, who really
furnishes the brains to run the
farm, while the old man gets all
the credit.-Iowa State Register.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Say! How is it new store can be
iammed full on the day OF it's open
ing and still the old have lust as
much patronage as ever: Its ad-
vertising isn't it. What chance
then has the store that keeps still
while half dozen competitors are
vigorously advertising similar
line of goods: Do you think people
will continue to call on the old
firms whose sole claim for patron
age is that they have been located
for years and everyone knows them
when other firms are continually.
extending invitations to call? How
about yourself? Wouldn't you
rather call at a place to which you
were invited only last week than
one to which you were invited say
three years ago. There is only
one way to advertise and that is to
your business so thoroughly into
the peoples heads that they would
start toward your store if they were
to walk in their sleep. Try it, You
have heard some merchants say II
guess one papers about as good as
another That's funny. If you
were buying box of overshoes
would you pay as many dollars
for one containing one dozen pairs
as for one containing three dozen
pairs: OF course not. Then why
should you pay to one paper as
much for your advertisement in
1000 homes as you would to one that
goes into 5000 proportionally Is
it paper and ink the advertiser
buys or is it readers: Did you ever
think of it before:
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

One of the greatest engineering
achievements of the age has Just
been completed. A tunnel twelve
miles long was pierced through
the Alps. The work has been in op-
Grafton seven years and many all
most nsurmountable obstacles
were encountered, the most serious
were hot springs. The temperature
at one time rose to l3l degrees Fahr-
enheit and the engineers were
obliged to find means of COOLING
the atmosphere before the work
could be continued.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

In japan there is not a woman
who is not working in some fashion.
In Iokio hundred and fifty ladies
OF the highest rank are working
almost increasingly. They have
undertaken to furnish ten thousand
roller bandages to the army, navy
and red cross society. is forbid
den to talk and the workers have
but an hours rest at noon. No one
waits upon them at their luncheon
and the greatest lady of the royal
family pours out her own tea and
even washes her own cup and sau-
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Signor Mascagni and his wife
wear most curious fobs on their
watches. They are Italian silver
pieces, each punctured with six
round holes. In signosa's these
are hung with pearly first teeth of
her little daughter and upon her
husbands coin are suspended those
of their son. "Why not" said she
through an interpreter. "They are
very much dearer to me than any
ones jewels"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09


nave compliment for you,"
said a Boston man to his niece
VINO was paying them months
visit.
"A compliment" and she looked
up incredulously.
Yes said her uncle cordially.
professor Mayhem said he noticed
you particularly at the reception
and he thought that you had a
most intelligent face
There, aunty," said the niece
turning reproachful eyes on her
relative. II told you l looked like
perfect fright in that brown dress,
but you said didn't, you see what
he thought don't you? He couldn't
think of another thing to say.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The steamer Benite Juarez while
coasting down the Gulf of California
with circus on board had a terri
ble experience. A crazy deck hand
opened several of the cages, and let
out three lions, two tigers and
several animals. The lion tanner
endeavored to get the lions back
into their cage but the tigers crush
ed his skuh. Three other atten-
dants were injured and compelled
to give up the fight. The matches
were shut down and the engineer
put on all steam and headed for
Altate. The beasts engaged in a
fierce fight in the hold in which
two were killed and the surviving
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Saturday we made call at the
work shop of Ira n. Black in the
rear end of the Hicks blacksmith
shop and was agreeably surprised
to see the amount of new and mod
ern machinery suitable to his trade;
that OF. machinist and plumb
and that he already had it set up
and was doing business. He is pre-
pared to mend all kinds of breaks
in machinery of whatever kind, or
replaces the broken parts with new
ones in short order and for that
purpose his shop is supplied with
everything to work with, including
a fine new gasoline engine, an ex-
cellent drill machine, and turn
ing lathe-a load in itself for
team. We also noticed an up to
date plow-lathe and shovel shar-
pener, which has advantages over
any other kinds we ever saw in use,
then full set of emery wheels COM
prises the outfit, the whole backed
by the determination and pluck of
the proprietor, is sure to provide a
competence for himself and family
and surplus for the proverbial
rainy day.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Some one has washed the suns
face and the spots are gone.
Scientists have said that they
would move around on the other
side OF the sun and that is proba-
bly, where they are now. One spot
was dangerously near the edge a
week ago and the sun has now
turned SO it can not be seen. They
may be back in month and may
be not again for eleven years
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

once more the bachelors are be-
ing threatened by the legislators
with all sorts of punishments. in
the nope of frightening them into
matrlmony. They denounce the
bachelor as monster of RELISH
ness, who shirks the highest duties
and responsibilities of life. Would
they not act with better results if
instead of threatening him they
treated him as an object of pity, be-
cause through ignorance he was
denied the Joy, bliss and dignity of
headship of family? Alas, the
poor bachelor.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09
TOWN CAUCUS.

The citizens and voters of the
town Of Extra, Iowa are hereby re-
quested and desired to meet in con-
vention at the town hall on March
IA, 1905 at o'clock p. NJ. for the
purpose of putting in nomination,
candidates for the offices of said
town to be voted for at the election
to be held on. March u, 1905. A
tull attendance is desired. This
notice published by request.
HI. F. Andrews Mayor.
". B Hellyer. Clerk.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09
Spring is here and she's hummer,
A rosy, posy thing.
Soon / tlrink If will be summer,
And then. of course, it won't I

And theu. OF course, IL WoH oC
spring.
And how do you like the appear
ance OF our NEW SUIT. We feel
grateful to those who so kindly as
sieted us in bringing it about. The
remodi6cation of this page we are
talking about. We shall endeavor
to make it a magnet, as it were, to
create desire in those who peruse
it, to further Investigate the inside
pages, "the milk of the cocoanut
you know" Pardon us but we shall
still keep on giving you your mon
ey's worth and promise you if you
will avail yourselves of the many
bargains that our merchants are
Offering every week in the Audubon
County Journal there will not be
the least question bat that our real
estate will go on to the one hundred
ldollars per acre mark, on the aver
age, as is the reality in Illinois,
where the farmer and the business
man work in harmony and keep in
touch one with the other and to-
gether "build an empire,' as we are
doing in Extra. Live and let live
and be doing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The only trouble about the extra
session of the senate is that there
isn't time between the old and the
new for the senators to come home
and learn what the people think of
them.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The excessive use of tea. says a
medical journal, is doing much to
fill our lunatic asylums. There can
be little doubt that tea drinking
is form of iutemperance, an in.
toxicant second only to that of
strong drink.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The assassin of Grand Duke Ser.
gins confessed the deed, glorying
in the fact that he was successful
and expressing satisfaction that
the grand duchess was not with
her husband at the time.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

James H. Wolff, a colored man,
has been elected department COM
mander of the Massachusetts G. A.
K. The election will, it is said.
lead to Wolff heading the parade at
the national emcampment at Den
yer next August. This is the first
time such thing has occurred in
the history of the order.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

About twenty per cent of the
young men who recently applied to
enter the Naval Academy failed in
the physical test, and the failure
was largely due to the use of tobac-
co, resulting in the irregular beat
ing of the heart
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

A great exposition to be held
during the summer of 1909 is being
planned by committees of New
York citizens in celebration of three
hundredth anniversary of the dis
covery of the Hudson river. Robert
B. Roosevelt, an uncle of the presi-
dent, is one of the projectors.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

NJ. o. Anderson and wife and
child departed Monday for Tingley
Iowa for short visit with his par
ents, when he thinks of going to
California to make his home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Our well to do farmer friend Will
Thielen and son Peter. miles
south of town went to Templeton
Saturday to be present Monday at
the marriage of his nephew Peter
Thielen jr. The young man was
formerly we'll known here, having
passed hie early days in this viciu-
ity. He married Miss Anna Colkup
an estimable young lady in the vi
cinitY of his home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

In a ten mile race between an air.
ship and an automobile in San
Francisco, the airship won by one
minute and forty seconds.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The University of Pennsylvania
has conferred the degree OF Doctor
of Laws on President Roosevelt
and Emperor William of Germany.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Eight buildings, three of them
hotels, burned in Indianapolis re-
Gently, causing a loss of more than
million dollars.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Edith called the old man from
the head of the stairs, ''just ask
your young man if he doesn't think
it near bed time"
"All right. pa" replied the girl
in the parlor.
After pause shei called back,
Jack says, yes, if you're sleepy, go
to bed by all means"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The kommes personal property
so far as relates to the heirs now of
age will be offered for sale by the
administrators, Charles kommes on
Tuesday the l4th.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

An electric door bell is one of the
new features added to the salable
articles in one of our business
houses where they have one set up
to show how nicely the thing works.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Oscar Hunt sold 40 acres of his
Greeley farm some time since to
Sherm Peppers and 40 acres to Sam
Beers, the deeds to both pieces be-
ing placed on record last week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Sam Hicks is home again after
an absence of several weeks taking
orders for a grocery firm for which
he has been working; but last week
retired from their services.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

General Lew Wallace, author of
"Ben Hurr,' died February 18th,
aged seventy-eight years. His wife
survives him.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09
Do any work that comes along,

Do any work that comes along,
And hustle for your pay,
The exercis will make you strong,
And healthy any way.
And if you hustle hard enough,
The chances are that you,
Will one day gather in the stuff
That's from that payroll due.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

7. H. Kilworth who had been ill
so long that his life had been dis
paired of. has so far recovered as to
be out of doors again and one of
his first acts was to pay visit to
his nearest neighbors, the kommes
family by whom he was gladly well
coined.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Miss Bernice Seibert went to Des
Moines Saturday to purchase her
spring supply of Easter hats ect.
She expects to be home Saturday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

DR.. T. NJ. Fulton was down from
Audubon last week on profe g.
sional call during the absence of
DIR. Jacobsen at Iowa City.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The pension department has
granted Anthony Meurer OF this
city an invalid pension of $500 per
month under the act of June q 1890.
This now gives Mr. Meurer the
monthly stipend of Sl4 per month
from the government.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The Russian admiral in command
of the North Sea fleet has been ex-
honerated. He evidently saw things
at night that looked vastly different
in the morning.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

There are two directors to be
elected at the election Monday each
for term of three years. Bring out
men who have an interest in the
school
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Instead of Hugh Smith being the
purchaser of the Morrow property
on South Jefferson, it was John
Lohner, and now his brother Tom
and family have moved there.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

BE-. Wire accompanied by his
daughter, Mrs. Covault, visited w
Baker and family near Grand juno
ton Wednesday. Grand Junction
Herald, February %.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Some successful men are ninety.
five per cent back bone and some
are ninety-five per cent cheek.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Mrs. Cecilia Connrardy and
daughter returned to Audubon
Saturday after over weeks visit
with relatives here.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

ARTHUR Jones of Harrington, Neb.
here visiting Mrs and Mrs. Her
l ck and neighbors and friends in
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Miss Lizzie Bartlett who has been
at Des Moines since last fall, re-
turned to her fathers home in
Audubon township Saturday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

w. H. Bowman of Audubon was
visiting his daughter Mrs. Witt
hauer the first Of the week. From
indications we think Mr.. Bowman
will come back to his old home
later along.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

4 Arthur Jones, son of W. 81. Jones,
formerly of Greeley but now of
Harrington, Nebraska, is visiting
his uncle Scott Herrick aud other
relatives in this vicinity.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

sThe regular services will be held
ltbe Littlefeld church next
hrd's Day" as usual, all are in
Al TO be present.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

/ have about dozen head of high
grade Hereford bulls which ! will
dispose of at very reasonable
prices. Time will be given to re-
sponsible parties. f. WILLIAMS.
3.2-0S If
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Pure Bred Black Langshan Cock
,erels tor sale while they last at
'$1.0O each. Improve the size and
laying qualities Of your chickens.
3.2-O5 tf EBBE j. HANSEN.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

q gY5AyB. C. Kuudeen, nephew by
N Eatriage to N. p. Christensen of
tiis city has moved from north of
{tovsn to the Scott farm south of
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

She could golf and row and swim
too
sweetly marble and, well, say,
She could tickle the piano
Iuto spasms any day.
All these things knew Evalina
When home she tried to make
But, alas! she found she couldn't
Even fry piece of steak.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

| Van B. Crane is passed the week
at the home of his brother John
| Crane and family on Depot street.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The British parliament was re-
Gently opened by King Edward in
person.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Clure present
ed their daughter Miss Florence,
one of the finest upright pianos
made, this week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Good sized audiences still greet
the evangelist at the nightly meet
ings held in the Christian Church.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Onions are said to prolong life.
At least eating them strengthens
the breath.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

+, The mayor has called caucas
Nor the naming of candidates to fill
)the responsible position OF City
icouncilnen. Attend the meeting
land have a say in the proceedings.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The town was unusually lively
Saturday, so many of the country
people were in shopping that the
business people were glad when the
davis work closed.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Matt and Nick Thielen shipped
two cars of corn fatted cattle to
market Monday evening.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Lafe Simpson was in town Mon
day stringing more wire for sever
al new phones to be erected.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

1t is said, "He laughs best who
laughs last."-It may be 80, but he
has less time to enjoy himself.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The meetings still continue al the
sChristian church under the direc-
ttion of Elder Youtz, the state evan
lgelist. The interest is growing
and the outlook ls hopeful.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Mr.. Niels Hansen of North Park
street has been very i'll for d short
time with pneumonia.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The time for which Elder q. E.
Nichols has been employ ed as pas
tor of the Christian church will eX-
pire March Is, so that next Lord $
Day" will be the last Sunday in the
church wear.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

mo. P. Frost has purchased one
the Blachly farms southeast of
ira and moved thereto.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

The GreenLumber Bay Co. added
q ,phone" to their many office
last Saturday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

w. r. Brnner has about complet-
ed the tinishings and decorations
of the millinery parlors to be con-
Quoted by Mics Jensen and Miss
Mertie Bruner at the Park hotel
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Henry Reynolds and family have
moved from east of Oakfield onto
the Bishop farm in Greeley.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

David Minis after spending the
liter here returned to his home in
{icoln Nebraska Monday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

lS. D. Cotton, Mr.. Anspach and
lBruner had phones put in their
lidences the past week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

When you are in town and hun
Y, remember you can get lunch
I. meal at the Lawrence Restaur-
Q.S.ff
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

1t ignorance is bliss the fellow
who.knows itall must be fool.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-03-09

Have you lived all your life
here asked the visitor.
mo: notyet,' answered the small
boy.