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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-11-04

Whist Attracted Him.
I'm a-goin' to be = Arctic explorer.
announced Tommy Twaddles. who was
. reading about the Peary expedition.
'Indeed?" asked Pa Twaddles. Are
you 30 anxious to ind the north
polef''
Nav. don't care about that But
TO wash yer facet"
Catching.
Where did he catch his wife. any
way!"
HE didn't. She caught him."
. III that's the case. he caught Tar
tar. eh?"
Yes. and he's been catching 1t ever
since"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-11-04

Choice Of Evils.
sinsieton-Just as soon a. a woman
can manage a man her love begins 70
cool.
Wedderly-Yes; and Just as soon a.
sne discovers she can't manage him
sne begins to make it hot for him.
The Care Thoughts.
WONDER what the car thought
when ne heard there was dynamite
under his apartments,-
guess he thought he'd prefer the
ground hoor Of Z cellarIess hou,s.-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

PIckpocket's Hand IN a Mols Trap
Louis Hugon, a young pickpocket o.
seventeen, had a most unfortunate ex
perience this afternoon while exercis
Ing his profession.
A crowd had assembled around {
fallen horse in the Place dItalie, an(
Hugon saw a lady whose bulging peck
cts offered all kinds of tempting pos
sibilities. without further ado h,
deftly introduced his hand. but in
stead of grasping the expected purse
found his finger securely caught in ;
new mole trap which the lady hat
lust purchased. With Spartan-lik,
heroism he uttered no cry. but triet
to withdraw his hand. The lady, how
ever, became conscious that something
was wrong, and Hugon was seized b,
the bystanders and handed over to thu
police. The latter took him to tn,
Hospital de la Pitie, where the ampu
tation OF his finger was adjudged nee
essary.-Paris correspondence Lon
don Chronicle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Testifying before the Senate Com.
mittee at Washington. Interstate Com
merce Commissioner Prouty said in
discussing the proposition to give that
commission the power to regulate rail,
way rates:
81 think the railways should make
their own rates. I. think they should
be allowed TO develop their own bust.
ness. have never advocated any
law, and I am not now in favor Of any
law, which would put the rate making
power into the hands Of any commits
sion or any court. While 1t may be
necessary to do that some time, while
that is done In some States at the
present time. while it is done in some
countries, I am opposed to II. The
railway rate Is property. 1t Is all the
property that the railway has got The
rest of its property is not good for
anything unless 1t can charge rate.
Now II has always seemed to me that
when a rate was fixed, IL that rate was
an unreasonable rate, it deprives the
railroad company Of its property pro
tanto. 1t is not necessary that you
should connscate the property OF a
railroad; II is not necessary that you
should say that 1t shall not earn three
per cent. or four per cent. When you
put in a rate that is inherently un-
reasonable, you have deprived that
company Of its rights, OF its property,
and the Circuit Court Of the United
States has jurisdiction under the four
teenth amendment to restrain that.
have looked at these cnses a great
many times, and can. only come to the
conclusion that railroad company 4
entitled to charge fair and reasonable
rate. and II any order Of a commission
IL any statute Of State Legislature
takes away that rate. the fourteenth
amendment protects the railway com
pany."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
variety h stxI.s Of Shoes.

The variety Of new, styles for spring
and summer covers g broader range
than ever before, and the Introduction
If new feathers and new colors has
made possible new combinations and
artistic effects never before attempted
In footwear.
The choicest goatskins Of Morocco
have been tanned in beautiful shades
Of the fashionable colors and made up
in very attractive afternoon shoes for
women.
Pumps of patent leather and dull
kid, with stiff leather bows to match,
will be used for dress occasions.
Tan Russian calfskin and Russian
goatskin and white shoes Of duck and
buckskin win divide popular favor for
outdoor AFFAIRS in the summer.
Gnu kid and gun metal calf. In light
weights, are the newest features OF
mems and women's shoes, and both
appear to be rapidly gaining in popu.
Iarity. These feathers have dull,
rich lustre, and are easily kept In con
dition. They are shown in oxfords
and evening pumps.
Pumps are again becoming gener'
ally popular as a gentleman's evening
dress shoe, shown in patent and dub
leathers.-Shoe Retailer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
FashIon. set bv N. kim.


It Is one of King Edwards many
titles to fame, although he has prob.
ably never sought it. that he is By
universal consent the best dressed
man in his own dominions, and that
he has introduced more changes in
the fashion of mems dress than any
Of his predecessors on the throne.
TO mention only few OF these royal
fashions, IL was he who first er
changed the uncomfortable tight
trousers and enormous top boots,
which were the orthodox sporting
costume forty years or so ago, for the
comfortable and workmanlike knick.
erbockers and worsted stockings
which are so universal today. We
owe to him the neat and. attractive
Norfolk suit, the dress Jacket, (which
Is such an improvement in1easeu and
comfort on the long-tailed coat. the
single-breasted frock coat, the Ham
burg hat and many another innoya.
ton suggested by his common sense
and good taste. In fact, for forty
years our King has practically die.
tated masculin fashions to the
world. and II he.were to'sport a green
tie or a Powered waistcoat today,
within a month they would be worn
by the thousands An two continents
London Tit Bits.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Every spring Pat Gibney, a we'll
known Taunton character, goes over
] to East Taunton to see the herring
run. He hasn't missed seeing this
sight any year since ne arrived flom
Ireland thirty-nine years ago.
Last spring. after watching the
behring's for half an hour or more.
Pats curiosity was satisfied and he
st<rted Tor home. Not having much
money. he decided to walk home and
nave the fare. He was trudging along
the road. with his 1T. D." pipe in his
mouth and blackthorn stick in hand,
when an automobile came up behind
him. Tuning. Pat saw the familiar
lace Of Judge Fox.
Good morning, Pat" said the
Morning. yonr Honor" said Pat
Jump In, Pat. and I'll give you
ride to the green" said the judge.
they had not gone far when Judge
Fox turned to Gibney and said:
Well. Pat, you would be a long
fine In Ireland before the Judge Of
Ene town would give you ride In his
Automobile"
alth. an would. your Honor
81 and you'd be great deal
gef there before they'd make
'f you judge q . tovn-'.<
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

near the end of his life to preside over
the vain peace convention on the eve
OF the C,Til War. He afterward serv-
ed In the Congress of the Confederate
States.
Buchanan lived more than seven
years after his retirement, and took
the opportunity to write what was in
effect defense of his administration.
Jefferson and Jackson were the
only Presidents who exercised real
ly powerful influence over party coun-
ellis after their permanent retirement
from public Office, though Van Buren,
was an active politician as long as he
had hope Of denomination at the
hands Of any party.
johnson was the only retired Presi-
dent to enter the United States Sen
ate, and the youngr Adams was the
only one to serve In the House OF
Representatives
Cleveland and Harrison have been
the only retired Presidents to be con-
spicuously successful in private BUSH
ness. 1t is not generally. known that
Mr.. Cleveland still serves as consult
ing counsel In law cases. IN which
his experience in the Office Of Presi-
dent may be supposed to have given
him special qualifications as an adj
wiser. His fees in such cases are
large. as were those Of Mr.. Harrison
as a legal adviser and lecturer on
constitutional law.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
FEED you MONEY.
Feed Your Brain. and Il wIii Feed Yor
Money and Fame.

Ever since boyhood / have been
especially fond of meats, and ann con-
yinced 1 ate too rapidly, and failed to
masticate my food properly.
"The result was that found myself,
a few years ago, afflicted with ailments
Of the stomach and kidneys. which In
terfered seriously with my business.
''At last took the advice of friends
and began to eat Grape-Nuts instead of
the heavy meats, etc, that had consti-
tuted my former diet.
II found that was at once benefited
by the change, that / was soon relieved
from the heartburn and the indigestion
that used to follow my meals, that the
pains In my back from my kidney af-
lection had ceased, showing that those
organs had been healed, and that my
nerves, which used to he unsteady, and
my brain, which was slow and lethargic
from heavy diet of meats and greasy
foods, had, not in a moment, but grad
ually, and none the less surely, been
restored to normal efficiency. Now
every nerve is steady and my brain
and thinking faculties are quicker and
more acute than for years past.
"After my old style breakfasts I used
to suffer during the forenoon from a
feeling Of weakness which hindered me
seriously in my work, but since l
have begun to use Grape-Nuts food /
can work till dinner time with all ease
and comfort" Name given by Postum
Co, Battle Greek, Mich.
There's a reason.
Read the little book. The Road to
Wsllville." in each pkg,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
GOVERNMENT LIGHT.
historic calckAMkuca PARK
AeLAzE WITH ILLUMINATION.

0sIted States System Of Lighting Mill
fary Post Pronounced Gratifyinxly
suecsssfui-six and One-Hslf Mites
OF Mains sixty-Five Street Lights.
ChIckamauga Park. Ca, May 3l.-The
United States Government has here
in operation one Of the largest acety-
Iene gas plants in the world The NIL
itary post at the entrance Of the his
torlcal Chickamauga battlefield. where
thirty thousand Union and Confederate
soldiers were lost in the memorable
battle Of September 10 and 20, 1853,
contains about one hundred buildings.
the seventy-five principal ones Of which
are lighted with acetylene. To accom-
plish this six and one-half miles OF
mains and two miles of service pipes
are in use, while sixty-five street lamps
brilliantly illuminate the avenues OF
the post.
In 1908 the War Department In.
stalled a test acetylene plant at Fort
Meyer, Virginia. The results were SO
gratifying and the superiority Of the
illuminsnt 90 evident that the Govern.
ment, March 20, 1904. placed the con.
tract for the Chickamauga plant. in
which every citizen OF the United States
should have his pro rata Of pride.
But the Government has not confined
It's acceptance OF acetyiene TO this mill
tary post. Since becoming satisfied OF
the efficiency, superiority and econom.
ical advantages Of this particular H.
luminant, the United States has. in
stalled q number of plants in Indian
schools and other Government inst
buttons.
Acetylene gas is one OF the simplest
as we'll as the most perfect Of artificial
lights. 1t is made by the contact OF
water and carbide "a manufactured
product for sale at nominal price,, ID
absolutely safe and gives a beautiful
white light soothing to the eyes and
nerves. 1t can be produced anywhere
lin the farm home, the village store
the town hall, the church-and is sc
easily maintained as to be practical for
all classes.
1t is a matter for national congratu
lation that in Identifying so historic
a spot as Chickamauga, nothing but the
best, including the lighting -system, has
been deemed good enough for the
American people.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
PELVIC CATARRH WAS
DESTROYING HER LIFE.
PE-RU-NA SAVED HER.


Miss Maria Ducharme, 1872 st. Elizabeth
street, Montreal. Can. writes:
81 am satisfied that thousands OF women
suffer because they do not realize how bad
they really need treatment and feel
natural delicacy in consulting physician.
Il felt badly for years, had terrible pains,
and at times was unable TO attend to my
daily duties. tried to cure myself, but
finally my attention was caused to an adj
vertisement of Peruna in a similar case to
mine, and l decided to give it trial.
"My Improvement began as soon as
I started 10 use Perufsa and soon
,cas a treu tcoman. IJeeL that 1 osCe
my life and my health to your tcon-
derfML medicine aud gratefully dc-
knowledge this fact. "--Marfd Ouch
drme.
Address DIR. Hartman, President OF Ihe
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio, fol
free medical advice.
All correspondence strictly confidential
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
PRESIDENTS IN RETIREMENT.
only Ten. Have Lived Longer Than
Mr.. Cleveland After Leaving
Office.

Only ten men who have held the
Office of President reached or sur
passed Mr.. Cleveland's present age OF
6S; only six exceeded 1t by so much
as ten years, and none exceeded 1t by
quite twenty years. Only ten Presi-
dents have survived their retirement
from Office longer than Mr.. Cleveland,
and four of these lived to a great
age.
Washington, who survived his re-
tirement less than three years,
thought himself an old man when he
was first made President at the age
of 81. John Adems survived his re-
tirement quarter of century, and
his son, John Quincy, who outlived
his retirement nearly twenty years.
was the only President who had near
iy as conspicuous public career
after occupying the Presidency as
before.
Monroe's six years after his retire
ment from office were passed in COM
parative obscurity as a resident OF
this city, and his dying hours were
embittered by scandalous accusations
in connection with Jackson's seizure
of Spanish forts in Florida during the
FIRST Seminole war.
Polk outlived his retirement less
than a year. and there is every rea-
son to suppose that had Arthur COM
passed his ambition Of an election to
the Presidency in 1884 ne would have
died early in his term. for he out
lived his retirement less than two
years.
Tyler. who outliyed his retirement.
twenty years. emerged from obscuyity
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
ACCOUNTED foR THE DOLLAR
seqear's WIndfall Due to Somewhat
Remarkable Circumstance.

Remarkable Circumstances.
Representative Branch of Morgan
county, the military man" Of the
house. has had some unusual expert
ences. The fact that he is chair
man of the committee on military af
fairs very often causes his colleagues
to ask him for stories.
''It was while attending a militar,
school a good many years ago that i
formed the habit of taking long
walks before breakfast" said Branch
to group of friends. "One morning
happened to be strolling through
the town near which the school was
located, when l was touched by an
old fellow, whose tale of hard luck
would have melted a stone.
But, my good fellow I said, J
haven't cent with me this morning.
| spent my last penny last night. and
my check from home won't reach me
until tomorrow
THE cid man wasn't satisfied.
LOOK through your pockets he
begged, maybe you'll find something.
Well, If I've got any money in
these clothes you can have every cent
Of IT, said to him, and began turn.
ing my pockets inside out just to
show him that l was strapped
well, would you believe 1t, a silver
dollar dropped out Of one Of my peck
cts and rolled on the sidewalk.
Delighted, the old man quickly
grabbed 1t up and said. Thanks
HE was much bigger than / and
I said. Certainly; am glad I can
help you, but, really ! didn't know
1t was there
"All the way back to school won.
dered how that dollar came to be In
my trousers"
"And did you ever find out?" asked
another legislator.
"Oh, yes; when got back to my
room my roommate told me that
was wearing his pants. "-Indianapolis
Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
Political Argument.

They say a negro approached Jim
Orr to-day and said: mr.. Orr. they
say you say you don't want any negro
to vote for YOU" To which Mr.. Orr
replied: "If you were running f.
mayor, would you say that?" The
negro said he wouldn't. well, then,
Mr.. Orr continued, don't you think ]
have as much sense as you have?"-
Atchison Globe.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Farmers. among others living along
the lire Of the Berkshire street rail-
way between Coltsville and Cheshire,
report a large number Of deer during
the last few months. and the animals
in several cases herdirg with cows.
Pittsfield correspondence Of Spring.
field Republican.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
ULCERS FOR THIRTY YEARS
Painful Eruptions From Knees to Fee
Seemed Incurable-Cuticura
Ends Misery.

Another of those remarkable cures by
Cuticura, latter doctors and all else bad
failed, is testified to by Mr.. M. C. Moss, of
Gainesville, Texas. in the following letter:
For over thirty years suffered from
painful ulcers and an eruption from my
knees to feet. and could find neither doc
tors nor medicine to help me, until used
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills, which
cured me in six months. They helped me
the very first time used them, and am
glad to write.this SO that others suffering
a. did may be saved from misery"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

great mental depression, was unable to At
tend TO my house work and life became bar.
den TO me. Twas confined for days TO my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
could net bear 70 thipk Of an operation,
thought would BE- Of any use 10 ne. and
reading Of the value Of LYDIA b. Pinkhann'l
Vegetable Compound 70 sick women decided
70 give II 9 trial. felt % discouraged that
had little hope Of recovery, and when / began
70 fesl better, after the second week, thought
It oniy meant temporary relief; but 30 my
great surprise I found that ] kept gaining,
while the turnor Ieesened In pizs.
The Compound continued TO build ND nv
general health and tho timor seemed to b
absorbed, until, IN seven mcnths. the tunor
was entirely gone and ! Q well woman. am
30 thankful for my recovery that ! ash you
to publish my letter in newspapers, 20 other
women may know q the w6hderful curative
powers Of Lydia T. finkhams VegstabAs
Compound
When women are troubled with irrer-
ular or painful weakness
leucorrhea. displacemento or liberation
of the womb. that EearinR-down feel
ing. inflammation Of the ovaries, back.
ache, hatulence, general debility, indi-
gestion and nervous prostration. they
should remember there Is one tried and
true remedy Lydia e. Pinkhams Veg
etAble Compound at once removes such
trouble.
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and rnquali.
6ed endorsement. No other medicine
has such record Of cures of female
troubles. Refuse to buy any other
medicine:
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
TO yritehsr for advice. She has guided
thousands to health. Address, Lynn,
Mass.
Health IL too valuable to risk In ex-
periments with unknown and untried
medicines or methods of treatment.
Remember that 1T is Lydia o Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound that Is curing
women, and don't allow any druggist
TO sell you anything else in its place.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
whr no W. ao 70 Bed !. Nlsht ,

Because the bed will not come to us, but
pain In the bowels will. which can be re-
lieved by DIR. Biggers' Huckleberry Cordial
which cures all bowel troubles. Cures the
children when teething. Cholera Morbus
Dysentery, etc.
Sold by all Druggists. IS and SOC. bottle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Doar's kidney Pills act very effective
". very promptly. relieve the aching
pains and all other annoying dificul-
ties"
roster M1lburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price so
cents per box.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

It is said that the biggest shell
ever made was turned out by the
Krupp people at Essen, Germany.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

teen years 1 suuereo
with terrible pain dr
my back: l did moi
know what 1t was tt
enjoy a nights resi-
and arose in the morn
ing feeling tired and
unrefreshed. NY SUI
fering sometimes wal
simply indescribable
When I finished thu
frstbox of Doan's Kid
ney Pills l felt like
a different woman.
continued until / had
taken 1--WE boxes
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

FITSpermanentiyc cured. Motifs or nervous
nessalter first days use OF DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, $2trialbottle and treatise free
Dr.. r. II. KLrSE, Ltd. ,9S1 Arch st., Phiia., Pa.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

SPANS greatest bulI-fghter has Marie,
an heiress and retired.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

One hundred lives were lost in making
the Simplon tunnel.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Il e the only cure for Swollen, Smarting,
Tired, Aching, Hot, Swesting Feet Corns and
bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot Ease, apowder
% DO shaken into the shoes. Cures while you
walk. At ell Druggists aud Shoe Stores, 25c.
Deaf accept any substitute. sample sent
fAEn. Address. Allen s. Olmstsd, LeRoy. NY.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

that being their own housekeepes the
though Martha is getting the
should be a
seldom
ceased be her main business her brains
-
its helpless isolation Bad cooking Is
community
highly might be through cooperation
but
them That Is beau
kitchens
purchase life happiness
Work lowgade industry when home should be special
=
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

H.H. GnksE's soNg, OF Atlanta, Ca, are
The only successful Dropsy Specialists In the
world. Bee their liberal offer IN advertise
ment In another coiurnn OF THIS paper.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Mrs. Winslo VS. soothing syrup for children
tssthlng, soften the gums, reduces inhamma-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Cadets at West Point and Annapolis are
10 be taught jiu-jitsu.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
COMPLETELY RESTORED.

Mrs. P. Brunei. wife Of P. Brunei,
stock dealer, residence Bill Grand
Ave. Everett, Wash, says: For nj
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Charity covers a multitude Of sins, bu
q doeznt remove them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

A full-grown elephant can carry three
tons on its back.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spokeno;
ssa cough cure.-J. W 0'BRIzN, S22 Third
Avenue. n, Minneapolis. MIMI, Jan. 8. 1901
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

Kysle Bsllew says actors are born ant
not made.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

The Austrian Emperor is a man Of the
simplest tastes.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09
@ @ 81
EN-, Women dn0 Work.
BY Mrs Charlotte Perkins Gilman,

every and law Of beauty the statue of the man
more beautiful that Of the
All the great beauty the world the works
man.
In no other species save man female thu
decorations Woman the of creation does IN
strutng competing for the notice Of the ohe
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1905-06-09

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feeling at the thought
situation
to harder things
of suddenly
environment
effort of is
perhaps invitation
defeats
family while he has
the
him that he has found the secret that he has
troubled and perpxed
destined be wiped that place of the dacion scorn
him VIII De
admiration praise fame the change wrought both in the physical and
rebound complete reyo
his life the place of despair confidence Of doubt asu
/ ance Of nty.-S