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The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-10-06
hen haryest's DER and threshlng too

When haryest's DER and threshing too
And winters in the air,
When birds are flying to the south
To find lost summer there.
When hoboes steal to milder climes
And work amt half so thick,
There's nauglt to do for me and you
But pick up spuds Tor Nick.
You mosey 10 the later patch,
Chuck full OF vim and bliss,
And when you step upon the field,
You
Stand
Up
Straight
Like
This
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17

We ace glad 90 Announce that our
t'"nsmau, Mr. $. E. lessee. has been So
fortunate as to become stakeholder. a.,
veil as securing the privilege Of soliciting
and taking applications for stock in the
Knoxville oh aud Gas Co.. through the
"Crand Combination Ofer," which is re-
eosnired by shrewd, conservative bust
ness men az being the most interesting.
ne"est and safest offer ever presented the
people
This is very large. successful con-
pany that has struck oil ia every we'll
driiied and completed For short tim.
lessee has an Interesting propositions 10
offer those who are desirous Of bett.ring
iheis condition, and thereby secure a
town lot, Or l0t and cottage free at
Knoxville, Team. lie who thinks inteili-
gently aud acts quick iy--compellIng the
fruits OF bis labor to work FOR him forces
success to perch upoa bis business.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
How's This7

We offer puc Hundred Dollars Reward far
sns ease nf tatsrrh shaf cannot be carea h..
Halls Cstarrh Ours.
-. CHENEY a CO. Prop. Tsl..t, a
W., the undersigned, have kf.arn 3
thenct for the last o. years, and believe hin,
PERFECTLY h"norsblv BE- all business tran..~-
TONS and haEucisiiv sblc - cartv .ut 49,
Obligations nlade BY their Erm.
" ALplsg, krsSsN MANN. Who'll.
Druggists, Toledo. %.
Halls Catarsh Cure j. taken Internally. act
iag directiy upon the bls-d sul uisc,.us sor-
tace- % the system. Prise Toe s-.r h.ftI.
sod BY al druggists. Testimonials free.
Tax. ia rs Family fili- Tor constipation.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
Notice to Subscribers.

You viii notice that our paper i.
now addressed by machinery.
This rs one Of the many improve.
mcnts being made by the PoST.
Let rs explain.
John Smith COS
Shows that Mr.. Smiths sub
>crption has been paid to March
rs A dollar was due on that day.
When he RENTS it the S will be
,akcn out and 40 pul in its place.
These changes viii be made as
oay Is received.
4 new subscriber viii find his
LABEL showing the date to which he
r.. paid. Now we have a large
is. and we want it perfect VIII
..o-, subscriber look at the label
and ifit is not right drop MS
postal We viii take your word
anvtbing We have not split
Oh. months but given our sub
h-- the benefit of any fraction
month
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
CHALLENGE FROM
DR.. J. W. KELLY

oner TO Rsfuns Money Il Dr.. Ho~.rd'.
Specific VIII No, Cur, Any c,..of
Constipation or Dyspepsia.
DR.. J. ". Kelly is seeking the -o7.i
case Of dysPePsis or constipation in 81,
stone Gap Or vicinity 10 t-.t De. Ho~arl.
u'~ spcciae for the cure OF these d..
eases
So confident q b.. that thi, reaarkaLis
medicine ~ili eject lvstiug cure 90 ,
short tms. that h, offers 20 refund ths
money should BE- not be .accss..al
ln order 90 secure The quickest possibl,
Introduction pr. J " Eeu. -ni sell A.
regular h1v cent package ofthis medi.
ciss a. taif price. % cents
This specific o. Dr. Ho-srd'. Will cur,
sick headache. dirss feeling. con situation.
dy'pepsi.. aud ala form. Of malaria and
liver trouble. tt doe. no, simpi, give re-.
'ei for time it make, permanent and
complete cure
it val regulate The hs-sl, tone no th.
~aoIs iutesiiuai tract. give vou an appe.
u,e, maAs food ta.t, good and digest sell
and increase risor. JOY and happin.,,
~i.i take the place OF tbst "dont c.r,
"h'ihsr live or die" feeling.
fsks advantage OF Dr. % ". K-li.'.
challenge sud secure = bottle OF BE-
iiovard.s specific 90 bair price. -iih bi.
personal guarantee 90 refund Your money
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
Letter to W. E. Kllgors.

Big Stone Gap, lo.
Dear Sir. 1t cost. as much to sut.on
poor paint az good common saving
and true-it costs muck more 10 p4t.on
poor paint. fewer gallons
Poor paint Is paint aud barytes Or paint
aud sand or paint and lime or paint and
chalk or paint or benzine or paint aud
water. these are the usual cheats. there
arc others
10 takes more gallons Of paint-snd-a.
cheat than Of honest paint. and the cost
Of the labor Of painting j. 50 much a gal
loH--one gallon costs - Hiueh aaother.
Tor labor
This Is the WaY to rseksn your coat for
this year: but how about next years
Paint Devoe, and next year costs moth
ing. year after next the same. the same
for several years.
Paist anything else and your costs
reeur according to what yoa p4Int-with.
Some Of the mixtures wear one year;
some two; some three.
IL costs twice, three times. four times.
ave times a. mach 20 paint with cheat
as 70 paint with Dsvoe
Years traly.
W. Dsoor 4 Co.
p. S-Dr W Ke.lr seifs IN. n.i.s
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17

'ioas snd ssr.r additions to the ssursA,
sin Sy baptism.
Rev. N. '. oiinser. Of Oisgsr. "a.
here Suadsy sod Prssehsd sone very able
ana interesting ssrmens. There 80 The
'srssss congregations here Sand,y ever
sa- At this place.
). n. Barker and Mr.. Hall. o. Ds,den.
-eFe here a, the meeting
Prof. Bsrton Neaag. Of Dsys.s. con-
nenesd teaching the ra6iic' school her.
Monday.
eur correspondent ~ss one Of m.
number that sAs baptized inso the f,ilo--
ship Of the church.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
NOTICE

The Virginia and Telephone Compan,
"ill be able TO- give more satisfactory ser.
vice 90 its patrons as soon IS the new
operator who has just begun work in this
ohcc becomes acquainted nth the board
We wish 90 request our subscriber. 20 be
patient sud courteou. While the change j.
being made asst. w,rr.
Manager.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
LOCAL INTEREST.

-... ,,,f,,,. s.r,to v,,,n.t., 7f..-.
Wr Allen. OF Ewing. spent Monda, boz
.s.
r
D. Hilton vent 10 Wise Monday oil,
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
CRAB ORCHARD.

Cas- oecEARn, Va, Aug. If.-Rev. c.
A. Barker, Missionary Baptist Of Ben
hams, Va. cane here Monday and com
meneed protracted meeting at
Pleasant Hsll Missionary Baptist Church
sEd has had good aitsaasucs Ct people
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17

ANY person wanting fresh apple cider
ID make vinegar and furnishing barrel
can be accommodated at pc per gallon.
aJ J " FOX -
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
FOR SALE

] have about twenty Belgian Hare.
"ish Co sell. For further Information call
'n OF address lNo. Noon.
Big Stone Gap. Va
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
fls Morse School Of fsIsgraphy
State Female Normal School


The state ofers free tuition for WORTHY
Young women wko wish 10 prepare tksm-
selves for teachers
Liberal Courses in Language Literature,
Science SRd Manual Arts.
stEong professional Cosrse 18th Normal
Trsinlag.
Extensive improvement snso4vinx the
best features Of
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
6000 TELEGRAPHERs
NEEDED

Annually, % MI the new positions creAtsd
By Railroad and Telegraph Companies
We want YOUNG MEN snd LADIES Of
GOOD hshifs Ia
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17


c. 5. Harris. Of colambis. editor Of n,
Assir c0easy Ne-s, -ss 10 The Gap Moa.
day.
Misses Wayne and Halle Perry weut 10
Mendoza TUESDAY to attend ~eddiug Al
tsst place.
Mrs. Riess aud her niece. Hattie Long,
returned from visit to Johusoa CITY
Nsnday night.
Mr.. and Mr.. Horace p For. Who have
been visiting Chicago. returned to ihs
Gap Wednesday.
Mrs ". = Beverly and children vent
to Dryden Tuesday &c visit Mrs. Bevsris's
mother few days
George ?. lds's Gold aud Silver shirts
are the best. {. $ Carter la. the sx-
elusive agency ioS this line.
Misses Pearl DeA1moad and Manic
Watson, Of Bristol. are visiting Mr. and
Nrs. $. r. Cartwright th.s week
The Band viii give concert saturday
night 20 got new unif5rms There viii
Doe ice cream aud cake for sale
The funeral of John Cation. OF Cadet
took place Tuesday evening Rev. D A..
n. >huicr, Of tae rrmiiy ME- Church.
Mics Margaret King. of Athens. Tens.
d ... q
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
old papers for sale a, hi. ofie..
WANTED SLAVES

We are IN the naxSet 10 parohas>
IRON - to - ears Of ~hits oak slaves ber
merth. paving the highsst cash prices
ever c1ered In this seetion for ssarss 81
i's inehes ~ide iasids Of s&p ~c ~sn
pa ninety dollars per ten han9sed a.
.,ss frsek % rsN rad a ship,isx rolas
fl<s@> write ter >en>rsrs sn3 pr,r<s.
Tar ~ No.. -.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17

To Cure a Cold IN One Day
Take LAXATIVE BRONo QUINixR
Iesieis- An Druggists refund the mon.,
Z ! fs'lsss's esrs- \. ". eross's sIsas-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17

The Fsseity has hesn strengthened n,
she appointments 81 several graduate.
from the leading Aserscsa yais~s<itiss
ssssios begins Sept. Sch. Catalogues
seat % 2ppiicsfiea.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17
LEARN TELEGRAPHY
AND r. &. ACCOUNTING.

We furnish Is per cent Of the Operation.
and station Agssts in Amerira. Our .ir
schools are the largest exclusive Tsls-
graph Schools N THE WORLD. Eslab-
lished ~ years andendorsed by all lead
ing failwsy Ohciais
We execute so Bond 90 every stu-
dent to furnish him or her position
paving from $40 10 SGJ a month ia States
east Of the Rocky Mogntoins. OF from SIS
to $40 a month ia States west Of lhe
Rockies, Immediately upon graduation.
students can eater al anv time. No
Vacations. For fall particulars, regarding
any OF our Sehosls Srite direct 10 our
executive once az CincInnati, o. Cata-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-08-17

7. ". DsooH 4 Co.
p s.-Ds.J. W. Kelly sells our paias
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
Gtienbabn:& om9reB.
gegrabt nno orsaniiirt.

90 al 3 n 4. Wai. Ser
internationale @iienbabn : 2ongreb
purbe beute formea bur9 @i3e-Yrdf=
bent J~sirbants er6fnst. Sebe grDbere
Sabn in Der Wslt MAJ bertreten; $50
Sslegaten batten sur 3sit Der grbH=
nung ibre OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES bin=
terlegt uno bic boppalte 3ahl tpirb nod
fonlmen.
Der &Ongreb bdlt feline Sibunsst1
in Der gantettbaas bes Wiaaro.S otels.
@i3esprdfoent Jairbants besrhBte
bic Delegation unb ipra9 bann iiber
Die 3wede beg 9OnsreHes. grneF
@iraro, prdioent bss permanenten
8Omites bes .2onsrshss, erwiberte in
fran36iii9er Gprade. ST iagte, i'm
WerbdltnIB gum @sbiete isi bas giien.
babnipitsm in gelsien am Weiteften
entuidelt. @roBss Sob aolte er ben
Goriiarittsn i'm giienbabnpeien in ben
Ser. Staaten.
Sarauf ii5srnabm prGfioent SsiI5
bon Der SQinois gentral 8abn formeQ
ben Iorfib.
9ierauf erfolgte bic Organization
beg 2Ongrehes. Setretdr @eihsnbru9
bonn permanentsn 2omite bes 3on=
gre1es tuuroe gum GetretGr bes 2on=
steHes. %. 5. aasn, Setretar Der
aw..'tanii4sn Ssttion gum Stlfs=
Setretdr oes 2onsrsRss srtpdblt.
prdfoent Jifb mslbste, haB bic 5
abtbeilunaen bes 2onsrsRss fi9 iOfOrt
orsaniftren tpiirben.
Die 8srbanolungsn Der bsri9iebsnsn
@btbeilunsen tuerbsn bintsr psri9loKe=
men $biren fattfinber, I'm einert b6llig
freien Meinungsaustaui9 3u srrei9en.
Die @egenffdnbe Der 0erbanblungsn
fnb bon tednifGsr Dirt.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
d s a |.

@bicasO, 4. Mai. SIM JaGe
Sobann So4's mar beute Grau 8srtba
Sobn, S4Defter BON Jrau Marie
Walter-So9. bsrsn grmorbung tpssen
9oa ansetlast 1T, bic Sauptssusin.
Sic iaste, Fe isi Oeriaieoens Male
in Der Wo9nung 9O9's seweien. ba
oerielbe ibr 9eidrisbsn babe, feline Grau
lei trant, unb tpinias iis rm fi9 gu
baben. So9 babe ftsts bic Mebissn
sure9t gema4t, bic nod fsiner Ingabs
bonn Irate oorgsi9risben mar. Der
Staatsanwalt ma9te auf bisien puntt
Defenders aufmsrtiam. Die 3susin
CAB 3u, niemals brett gefeben au 3D.
BEN, ME 9O9 bic Wsoi3in aubsrsitete,
bshauptete aber, cine 5lai9s nit sinem
peiben BUILDER auf einem Slide 9e-
ieben 3u 6aben. als fe sinmal in Mb-
weIenbeit SO9's in Die 2n9e eing.
Ser 8ertbeibiger protefirte ge9en
oisis 8ewsismittsl unb bebauptete, bie-
felben wiirben nur gsbrau9t, I'm, bic
@ei4porenen 3u beeinfufen.
Na9 ldngeren Irsumenten mics Der
Riater bic @siaporrnsn an, bisie 9us-
iagen niat su beriidf9tigen.
g 4wierise sabe.
Wilmautee, 4. Wai. Wdb,
rsnb bes Sagss tuurbe Der berbaftsts
8anttaifirer 8oa bonn poliaei9sf
SanRsn unb 8anteraminator g. 8.
goswort6 einem e%inttinoisen @erb6,
untsruorfsn. gs bnnbelte fi9 barum,
2itt In bic beruidelten 3ransattionen
oes ebemalisen prdfbenten giseIOu
su brins.n. Dies NOR cine i9pierig'
Mufeabe.
@ol %bebauptete ffeif unb fsf, oab e,
peri6nli9 ni9t sinen Sent Der unter.
idlagenen @elber erbaltet1 babe.
q ooebeIt au Der 5 ae b.
@IenmopbS springs, @ol..
4. Wai. SIM Saaolaser &oOieOelts
resnete unb i9neite es beute ahmed.
fslnb; Sagb tonnts baber ni9t estriebsr
tperoen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
@en. See
81 6rabe setrasen.

&i4monb b, 3d., 4. Mai. 9as
sst3enbsgdngnib Gen. Gibbusb Sees,
oas beute itattfanb, mar elm greieniB,
tuie es In Der 8si9i9te Der Stabt nod
ri9t ber3ei9net lit.
Wdbreno Der gan3en Na9t fr6mtsn
Sruppen berbei, on benz 2si6snbsedne-
nib nabmen 1000 Wann She'll. Siersu
famen sablrei9e 8eteranen=0 erein. I'm
Mitiag tuaren ale @eiddfte eingeitslt.
I'm bic ct. paul's=&irde, iOwie aui
benz We9e, ben Der 2eidensus nabm,
ordn9ten fi9 unsdblige Meni9sn.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
S@tfsna1ri9ten.

Sem Dort: .gobic" bon 2iperpool,
.sarossna" bon 1eapeI, v@nei'
ienau" bon Bremen, y2a 2or-
raine" mad Sabre, v8arbarofa"
mad Bremen, .9iguria" mad
8enua.
2iberpool: Bohemian" bon Bottom.
Queenstown: ,Grieslanb" mod pbila-
bslpbia, .Waiefie" mad 9etr
Oort.
Gibraltar: vSlabonia" mad Neu gort.
@berbours: vSeuti9lano" nod 9am'
burg.
@snua: rSieilia" mad Stem Dort.
Msapel: ,Gomanie" bon Bottom.
2iberpool: ySaronia" bon Bottom.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
ganten 9esen Strsiter.

6 bicago, 4. Npril. 6iei9e
8anten taben benz 0erbanne Der Nrs
beitsebsr $4,000 our Uerfiiauns GEE
ie0t, tpel9e ba3u bertpanbt uerben
iolen, @eieB uno Orbnung in @bicago
tpisber ber3ufslsn. Ser geitrag err
folgts nod elmer 0eriammlung bon
Yertretern Der 8anten.
@bicagp, 4. Wai. Gin @Omite
Der 8aucontraetorsn ii~berianbte benz
Yerbanbe Der Irbeitgeber einsn @bed
iiber $4,000 unb ertldrte f1 nit ieinen
3wsden bolfdnbie einbsrtanben.
8eIbes Jieber.
% abington, 4. Mai. Die
Ierualtung bes 4analbaues bat bon
@ouber1eur Sabis cine Sspsfde sr=
6alten, baB &. 81. Weft, SiIfs=Nubitor
Der 2anal3une an gelbsm Jiebsr sr=
trantt iet, baB osrielbe f9 aber auf Der
8eheruns befinbe unb in 2 WO4en
bierber tpmmen tperbe.
&egen unb g 9nee.
= umestop n, q. g., 4. Mai.
Ssit "a Stunbsn fdlt abme9ielnb
S9nse unb &e9en. Die n6roli9e
Strsds Der Sam.sioun gabn bat 2
S9nespflise ausgei9idt, Inn 3tgs gu
befreisn, bic i'm S9nse feffsden.
Sir bic Saaten 1T Der .S9nee bon
unbsre9snbarem @ortbsil.
Or n" ause a5ren.
@ape Senrp, 3d., 4. Mai.
Der beuti9e Sampfsr Main, &apitdn
b. 8orrea, bon Baltimore nod gremen
bsiimmt, III im2anale bsim 2sudti6if
bon 5Oriei6Oe fetsefabren. e9lepps
bampfer finb ibm gu Silie seeilt.
Niebertrd9tiser Strei9.
g t. Waps, 8, 4. Wai. Sc
uurbe ein @eriu9 gema9t bic S9leuie
auf Der Sfisits bss &eIerboirs nit
Spnamit au iprengsn. Sie unteren
Shore uuroen an bas ufer sei1lsuoert
unb bic Waaern bsi&dbiat, sliidli6er
Weiie bielten bic obereu Shore. aIn=
bernfaIs tudre GROCER s4aben anges
ri9tet tuerben, ba bic Stabt 10 SUB
unter bent WaHeripieael bes &sierboirs
lisst.
patteron-6aIL.
Nem Oorf, 4. Mai. Sn Der
Office bss 9iifritts . InuaItes tpuroe
beute sdast, bic antlass uerbe elmer
gntlahung Nan patterion's rtidt oppo=
niren, borausgeiest bic Btisidaft perbs
auf $4,000 900 fetseisbt.
Julius 0ol0ro1e, elrlpr Der 0e10m0s
renen, ertrantts bsute in isiner Wob-
nung In Golse bon llsberanfrengune.
Der NnpaIt uao Der Batter Nan
patterion's gelanstsn our @nf9t, bic.
ielbe rubig in ben Sombs gu lafsn,
bamit He fia einigermaben erbole unb
oann erf ibre G~reilahuns sesen girs=
f9aft au betreiben.
gegnabigu ns abselebn t.
$renton, q. s., 4. Wai. Die
8egnaoigun9sbeb6roe lsbnte es ab, bas
rlrtbsil sessn anna 8aIentino, bic am
IL. Mai 3u 6assniad ssbdnst tpsrbsn
iOl, unsupanbeln.
rtuunben
2areoo, Ser., 4. Wai. War.
tim gon3ales, Der Nssnt Der Mational
grpreb 60. au Saltiao, Rsr., 1T ber-
f9munben unb Emit ibm Elm padet,
sntbaltsno $1,000 in papierasIb. Man
tpeiB nidt, OBJ Gon3ales esfa9tet, ooer
unter bic 8duber gsratben 1T.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
SpteIb n b.

SuIutb, Winn., A. Wai. Dos
Jift Nbenue 9otsl 1T lsbts Na9t abss.
brannt. Srei Meni9sn tamen I'm,
unb 3uei tuerosrt nod bsrmibt. giner
Der Sooten 1T Sobu Wber. Sas Sotel
mar elm 6ol3bau.
8emitter.
st. 2ouis, 4. Wai. Sin unge=
pdbnli9 beftiges @emitter sntlub f9
heute itber ct. 2ouis nnb Na9bar=
i9aft. Sn anosrtbalb Stunbsn fielen
1.27 3oa Re9en.
Sn Der @orftabt Wsbter @robes
9li4 Der &esen einem Woltenbru9e.
Gin gIis i9lug in bic prssbpterianer-
Stride uno ri9tete sroBen S9abe1 an.
Sn 81. 2ouis f9lus Der Blib in 2
9duier.
Sn ben Gair Grounds, tpo pferbe=
renner f~tattfanbsn, tuurben bic
Sports" arg 3uiammenseriittslt.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
@roBbritannien.

" @ 0ransp0rtm OF
be9dbtgt.
m o n, A. Mai. Cine 2abel.
bepef9e melbet. baB 2 bon NebogatOf's
$ransporti&ifen SaboRg an Der Norb.
tife bon Sumatra anliefsn. sic tua=
rem AM Bug bef&dbigt, oHenbar tn
6olee elmer 3oaifen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
Seuti@lano.

grenatprB met.
2abed, 4. Mai. Sier 1T ge.Se.
rlator 8rebmer, Der 8riinoer unb @ors
fBer bes 9anff9en @ef9i9ts.8 ereins,
seftorben. Die bieise prefe Idbt In
ebrenboaen Na9rufen ieinem gemein=
niibigen Wirten berbiente 8ere&ti9teit
tpiberfabren.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
Scr Sberiif
MnB int GbitagD'er Snbrleate=S treit bic &Oltrolle
iberneblneG.

Guuuerneur Senten miro burGufs feline gfiGs anfbieen. 0dbes Gieber in
Der Sana;one. S6nee in gforb Safota blofirt 8abngehie.
Sanpfr Stain" anfgefabren. = Seriud Elm gBaners
reerbor in SWo so iprengen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-05
8aie=8aQ.

Mmert Moeiation n.
2~ouisbiQs, 4. Wai.
2ouisbi1e 3ein Spiel,
Snoianapolis &egen.
Columbus, a. Mai.
Columbus 49,. 31O20110*- 8
8olsbo.. o. 5
8atterien - Berger, 9idsp unb
8romn; See uno Dea9er.
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-17
Little LIN Mneh.

In a small provincial town the CLERK
TO the magistrates Is much addicted &c
legal phraseology. and the rustics
brought before the bench are often
quite aghast when they hear their Of.
fenses set forth In legal diction.
Not long ago a man had struck bis
neighbor, who had summoned him for
the offense, and when the case came
before the magistrates the clerk read
the indictment as follows:
That you. Edward Jones. willfuily
and with malice aforethought and pre-
pense did assail. attack. assault, beat
batter or otherwise maltreat one VII
liam B., with intent 10 do the said vii.
liam B. bodily harm, mischief or inju-
ry, contrary to the statute in such case
made and provided"
Are you guilty or not guiltyT asked
the clerk.
what! Doln' all thatT' exclaimed
the astonished offender
Yes; guilty or not guiltyT
why. only punched Bills cdr
London Tit-Bits.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-17
Preparing the Case.

JOHN AT IvE-BREAKTAsT.
~ UcKWHEAT cakes and sausage.
Doughnuts boiled In grease.
&~@ Ham and eggs and coffee
And a great big whaiin' piece
OF pie with lots OF short'nin'
And dozen kinds Of spice.
or course 'tain't hygienlc.
But It's all fired nice.
DINNER.
Roast pork and cabbage.
Gravy fat and hot,
Cold boiled ham and pickles
And Of d0ughnuts another lot:
Nine kinds Of vegetables.
Three kinds Of pic.
or course faint hygienic.
But. gosh, It's llyin' high!
SUPPER.
More pie 10 start on,
With that there nice rich crust;
Biscuit hot and soggy--
eat TIL most bust.
Green tea, good and strong;
Preserves and pickles galore.
or course 'tain't hygienic.
But I guess I'll take smore.
JOHN AT FoRTY-YTvE
Rheumatic and Brights disease.
Dyspepsy and bad heart.
Sight and hearin' both Amt good.
Meals are far apart.
Pills and patent medicines
Now my diet rule
wish't ia been hygienic
Std O. such fool.
Chicago Record Herald.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-17
What Little Freddie
Knew About Figures

E<REDDIE was a bright boy ant
at seven years Of age was wei
grounded In the rudIments ol
mental arithmetic. 1t was the deligh
of his father TO try to puzzle him witt
exercises Of his own invention.
One afternoon Ia summer be swooped
down upon poor Freddie as he wa,
playing and, setting him upon his knee
attempted TO show or his brilliant
son for the benefit Of visiting friend.
Now, Freddie" lie said, how muct
ls two plus twoi"
-Four" grudgingly admitted Freddie
gazing after his happy companions OF
the lawn.
well, II gave you two apples ant
two plums how many would you haver
-Four" said Freddie, beginning Il
wriggle away.
-Four whatT asked bis father, TAX
ing firm hold Of the squirmIng young
ster.
-Four" obstinately repeated Freddie
-Four whatT' insisted his father
"You can't go till you tell me-"
Freddie flashed disgusted look upon
his parent -Four stomach aches, Il
you must know.'' be said and was gone
st. Louis Republic.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-17
rAEILLJNoIs CENTRAL.

Maintains unexcelied service from the
west to the east and south. Making
close connections with trains Of all
transcontinental lines, passengers are
given their choice of routes to Chicago,
Louisville. Memphis and New Orleans,
and through these points to the far
east.
Prospective travellers desiring infor-
nation as to the lowest rates and best
routes are invited to correspond with
the following representatives:
B. H. TRUMBULL. Commercial Agent,
142 Third St, Portland, ore.
J. C, LINDSEY, Trav. Passenger Agent
142 Third ST., Portland, ore.
PAUL B. THOMPSON. Pass'gr, Agent
Coleman Building, Seattle, Wash.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-17
A Strange Loan.

A dentist In a western town one day
had tall, rawboned, corn fed young
woman Of about twenty-five years Of
age come into his Office with the infor-
nation that she had to have plum
new set Of teeth" When the dentist
came to examine her mouth he found
that she was wearing peculiarly III
fitting set Of upper false teeth, and he
said 10 her:
what dentist ever made such III IT.
ting teeth as these for your
"oh, them amt mine," was the reply.
II list got the loan Of them for this
morning OF my aunt."-Lippincott's
Magazine.