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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04
GAMBLERS CHASED
AROUND GREAT LAKE
Police Of Chicago Have Exciting
Struggle With Floating
Pool-Roon People.
(RY Associated Press.)

CHICAGO, August 3.-Gamblers, intent
on playing tho races, and policemen de-
termined to prevent all race track bot
ting on Lake Michigan. to-day furnished
an exciting struggle, Policemen and
ga mblcrs raced around the lake, Hrst
into Michigan waters, then close to the
shores Of Illinois, and then Into the ju-
risdiction OF Indiana
The net result OF tho day was tho cap
ture of fourteen weary marine gamblers,
who floated ashore at South Chicago.
In n launch, All of the others, after q
hot chase by the police In q fire tug. es-
capped to Indiana IIarhor. Ind, and made
their way ashore outside of the turlsdic,
ton of the Chicago police,
The gamblers, who returned to Chicago
this evening. declared that me wireless
on the City Of Traverse refls-
ed to work throughout the day, and not
a message was received aud not bet
was made.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04
CRISWELL KILLED
BY EXPRESS TRAIN
nv Associated Press.

(By Associated Press.) .i
Z NEW YORK, August 3.-Robert w.
Criswell editor of a weekly publication,
who was arrested recently on a charge Of
criminal libel. preferred by Representa-
tive Jos. H. Rhinock. of the Covington
(<y.) district, was killed tonight by an
express train at the seventy-second
Street station Of the subway. The libel
charge against Crlswell grew out of the
publication OF an article reflecting upon
Mr.. Rhinock and censuring Representa-
tive Nicholas Longworth, of Ohio. for
having introduced Miss Alice Roosevelt
to the Kentucky Congressman during the
visit Of the Presidents daughter In Gin
cinnati,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04
NEGRO TRIED TO
BLOW UP STEAMER
Horrible Catastrophe Narrowly
Prevented On Excursion Boat
Near Baltimore Yesterday.
a(By Associated Press. }

CBy Associated Press.)
Il BALTIMORE MD, August 3.-Rernard
Scott. colored, is held by the police on
the remarkable charge OF having attempt.
ed to cause tho explosion OF the boiler
OF the Jane Moseley, an excursion steamer
plying between this city and points on tho
river and bay. Tho Moseley had on board
to-day between 400 and 500 people, most
of them colored excursionists. when the
engineer. Robert Fl. Jones. discovered
SCOTT in the act OF removing a portion Of
the machinery. According to the engl-
neer, the removal OF ono more screw
would have caused tho boilers to explode,
and horrible catastrophe would almost
certainly have followed. When the OK
curslonists on board learned of Scott's
attempts he was with difficulty saved from
violence at their hands.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04
Get Seven Mills On Dollar,

(I5y kthht1cIFFVu I~TtsS,J I------- N "
CLEVELAND, OHIO, August 3.-Cred-
itors Of Mrs. Cassie l., ChadVbck will re-
ceIye n total dividend Of about seven
mills on tho dollar when the matter Is
finally settled. according to Referee In
Bankruptcy Remington. Tho assets Will
amount to $4,000, 1t is expected. against
which are claims for attorneys fees and
court costs amounting to $4,000, leaving
about $4,000 with which to meet $4,000
900 OF indebtedness,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04
Professor Harley Killed.
(By Associated Press.

(By Associated Press.)
Il LAUREL, MD, August 3.-Professor A.
]. Harley, secretary Of the Teachers
State institution, was instantly killed
and his body was horribly mangled this
evening by a train OF tho Baltimore and
years old, and well kno1""a.fas an educa-
tor. IIe was membf-T OF the National
Geographic SocleS end OF the American
Historical Association.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04
KNOXVILLE INVITES
YELLOW fever SUSPECTS
(By Associated Prcss.)

KNOXVILLE. TENN. August Bly,
official action of the city board of health,
Knoxville has declared itself open TO tho
world and invited all fever refugees,
whether suspects or not, to come within
its gates. It has been proven in years
gone by that yellow fever cannot propa-
gate In this altitude, and should any
fever cases develop among those who
como In the health board has made
arrangements to promptly Isolate them.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04
MARTIN REPLIES
TO MONTAGUE

Especial TO The Times DispatcI,,)
g NEWPORT NEWS, VA, Aug. a.
"Apother Of my distinguished competi-
CCont!nped on Second Page.l
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-04

Continued on Seventh Page.)
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Apost6lica

Por una senda dilatada caminan va
rios hom bres; todos menos uno, dicen
ser apostoles. Y de ese uno y UNICO
resplandece la sinceridad en- su sem
blante. Y aquellos que son su compa-
MIA, marchan al parecer tranquilos.
TodoS Sc hablan. recuerdan grandeS
hombres, dicen Historic y dialogan
tambien:
A uno de los ap6stoles le agrada ell
canto de SirnonideS, por ft1nebre; otro,
como para darse valor. reptile las pa
labras 1atinas soIyste C01xe nsetxan.
Este habla del canto osianico, mode
10 de lamentaciones. y acuel de un
canto arabe, en- oposici6n, pero solo
como cita.
! TIE gusta Lear?-pregunta uno de
los acompaflantrs al que hacla, al pa
recer, de Maestro.
A Lear, le contesta, dialogando con
ell mar, prefero Jerjes que le azota!
iOue soberbio!L dicen en- voz baja
los apostoles Tambien lie agradaria
|el antique canto de RolAndo, fuego que
animaUa 10, NormAndos Ell el prin-
cipiar de los cJmbAteS.. 80.
I asi hablando, lleg4n un lugar
donde Ell camino Sc bIfurca, teniendo:
a la izquierda un sendero llano. que
|se divisa tortuoso 4 10 Iejos, y es Gu
bierto de arbules. serpea do de arro-
yuelos, y la derecha. una pendiente
escarpada, cumbre aScenci5n dolorosa
|que pone Ell amino en- meditaciones'
Los ap6stoles miriam al Maestro, lue-
60 de haber descansado. y lie pregun-
tan: ICual es el camino? Este!. lies
contesta, fialando la escarpada pen
diente. ~. Aquel lleva al logro. Este
|conduce al Dcber. -!
/ entonces sc sicnte como I'm grufii-
mie' to apJs.6lico, como un vuelo de
abubillas, como UNI fuga de snfeIss.. :.
Y el Ma estro-el escogido de IN
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27

to consideration when it comes to
Question of the salaries paid the insu-
lar officials.
Mr.. Shaw and some OF MS followers
seem to take delight il making this
tremendous discrepancy more glaring.
The New York Sun, in its censu-
re of the tariff project Of Mr. Shaw,
has placed its finger On the weak spot.
RThough it may be painful and dis
tressing for Mr.. Tyler, it is necessary
for hirn to hear what we say. Not
for salary of eight thousand dollars,
neither for four thousand nor for any
amount, is it possible TO hnd in the
markets OF the bureaucracy suitable
administrators for US.
We want none of them, in no way
can they serve us. We do not trust
them and much less can we rely on
their observations and counsels. They
are a class in all ways untitled to teach
us anything.
They are not qualified TO teach and
instruct others peoples. Perhaps they
are not capable OF teaching their own,
but that is of no importance. That
which interests US is the demonstration
that if the tutorship is tolerated in Por-
to Rico it is because il is forced upon
the island, but this in no wise prev
ents as from denying the efficacy of re-
demptionism, nor rejecting its absurd
and idiotic pretentions.
An analysis and examination of the
economic plan of Mr.. Shaw shows it
to be one unqualified stupidity.
In country in which production
already exceeds the home consump-
ton, Mr.. Shaw dems it the part Of wis
dom to erect chinese wall through the
means of an almost prohioitlve ta~
riff which will surely result in the
products Of the United States having
no outlet, left without market; for
such policy will inevitably result in
a most just reprisal on the part OF
other producing and consuming coun-
tries against the N,rth American Re
public, causing it to suffer mortal
crisis.
1t would be unfortunate for the Uni
ted States if the project Of the so-called
6nancier should triumph-the project
which the The Sun condemnation the
Dingley tariff which is considered as
excessive and viewed with dlsfavor
by others, would come to be the mini
mum t9t.4xio u. --s>l''1 e '2Fed
countries.
A greater stupidity than the one OF
which Mr. Shaw is guilty, cannot be
conceived.
For the insulation, the blockade, which
would be maintained by other coun-
tries against the proud nation would
be complete.
And the results for the United
States would be catastrophe ruin.
American industry in deep crisis,
labor in inevitable chaos workmen
without labor, social and industrial
life threatened and paralyzed in the
great country. the colossal country;
the proud and naughty country con-
verted into a condition of hopeless
ruin.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27

pueblo-enjugando ell sudor de su
frente fatigada sonrfe de desprecic;
y con paso frne. con ell paso de un
Hect ,r y el aire de I'm Tirteo, empren-
de la ioruada hacia la cumbre. donde
txiste el Calvario para todo Redentor,
pero tambieo una aureola fdlgida. in
mortal, para tcda dignidad, para toda
frente Immaculate y pslidecida en-
el apostolado del Deber heroico.
q. Atiles Garcia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Ultimos libros recibidos
Agenda de Bufete
para Ell aflo 1906.

La Expiaci6n de un Conde, poi c.
Braeme.
La Nueva Magdalena, por id.
Hacia ell Ideal, por Leon T nseau.
Claros de la Luna, Guy Maupassant-
Nuevos cuentos populares, por A.
Trueba.
Ell Vizcaino dngido, por Miguel Gen.
vantes Saavedra.
Tratado de Patologfa y Terapeutica
comparadas del hombre y amman
les domEsticos, por el professor
DR.. Georg Schneidemiihl
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Fiestas popuIares
en- Aguadilla

Hemos recibido ell programa de los
festeios que Sc llevarAn cabo en- Ia
ciudad de Aguadilla. en- honor del pa
tr6n San Carlos Borromeo y de la in
maculada Conception desde el dfa 6
hasta ell 10 de Dciembre pr6ximo.
Ell programa es varisdo y attractive.
Los festej JOS de Ia simpatica villa del
ojo de aqua. prometen quedar muy
lucidisimos.
Adelante con tradici6n.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27

DescOntentO en- COnstantinOpla

Nueva York lunes-Las escuadras al1adas
han llegado la isla Mitylene
En- Constantinopla crece Ell descontento conE
ira los extranjeros
Temese que de momento otro estalle
una conspiracion popular.
Ell gobierno turco' seg1n ha manltestado
entiende que la actitud de las muchedumores
estara en- consonancia con los actos de las poten-
cias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27

The Secretary of the Treasury Of
the United States. Mr.. Shaw, has, with
his heroic declarations about protect
lion. confirmed US in disturbing belief
which we have for some time enter
tanned.
The distinguished body of bureauc
ats-the same in the mother country as
n the colony-is composed of mum
Der of disguised harlequins masquer-
aiding as economists. soclologists, phi
losophers and inventors.
We are constantly receiving fresh
proofs of this lamentable truth.
And now, at the moment when Mr..
Tyler is attempting to excuse the
failure of american colonization on the
ground of the meagre salaries paid
the imported functionaries, member
of the Presidents cabinet has given
expression to the most stupendous
absurdity-from an economic stand
point-that we have yet heard.
And what salary does Mr., Shaw
draw?
He receives, without being obliged
to leave his country, salary OF eight
thousand dollars per annum.
Let US suppose noW-though the
country need feel no alarm-that for
this eight thousand dollars Mr.. Shaw
would consent to come to Porto R1co.
One would naturally suppose that
this functionary is one of the most
competent to be found in his own
country, that he is endowed with
superior capacity and ability and jud-
ged by his cou ntrymen to be an auth
ority on all questions relating to pub
lie finance and matters of economic
science.
For if not. why should he h 'lc
such an exalted post?
How could a democracy, like the
one descended from the puritans,
consent to a position SO high being
filled by men without parts, abilit $
and capacities, particularly post f
such transcendent national respo1-
slbility2
But to return to the subject. Let
us suppose fur ther that Mr. Shaw, for
the same salary which b he receives in the
United States, should consent to make
for him-the sacrifice Of giving up
his residence in Washington for one IN
Porto Rico.
Let us suppose-and it is good deal
to suppose-that we hso here leans
with which to pay tnls august iunc-
tionary an annual salary of eight
thousand dollars.
And we note, in passing, that it is
an injustice, an outrage and a scan
dal, if a country So opulent and as
large as the United States pays its
officials of the grade of Mr.: Shaw ss-
laries of eight thousand dollars, we
here have to pay the Heads of the In
sular Departments four thousand.
Our Island is in a condition of mi
sery and ruin. The population of the
entire country is not equal to that OF
the city of New Yotk; it is barely
million of souls, whereas that of the
United States exceeds eighty million!
But that disparity, that tremendous d1'
fference, is not observed and taken in
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Mas successes sangr1emtos
EN- BreSt
Cheques entire huelguistas y pollc1a'

Nueva York lunes- Dicen de Paris qu'
han ocuarido nuevos tlmultos en- Brest
Los cheques entire la policia los huelgu's
tas han sido de una violencia extraordnarla.
De ambas parties ha habldo numerosa
bajas.
Las tropas auxiliaron los agentes del Or
len. Que fueron arrollados por la muche-
dumbre.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
I'm pr0nunciasnient0
4 favOr. del Eoretene1iente
Los rumOres distintOs

Nueva York, luaes -Otros rumores que
circular acerca del movimiento malogrado de
los rebeldes de Russia dcen que el complot ma
logrado tenia por objeto el pronunciarse favor
del pretendiente
Las escenas que Sc han desarrollado bor-
do de los buques de la armada rusa han s1do de
una bruta.idad indescrptlble.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
WeyIess a Barcelona
Las protestas que levanta

Nueva York, lunes-El general Weyler
ha salido para Barcelona.
Temese que la presencia del general en- las
actuales circunstancias, constituya un motive
de gravedad de mayores tumultos.
soio El pueblo catalan protesta de la llegada
de Weyler.
Ell gobjerno esta siendo objeto de grandes
ataques por esta designation.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Los di5&xzr5i0s
de SebastopoR
Tn motfn de la mariner1a

Nueva York, lunes.-Avisan de Sepastopol,
one han ocurr1dO serios disturbios entire los ma
rinos rusos, resultando muchos muertos y he
ridos.
Los tripulantes de los buques de guerra
proauieron un serio motin.
En- los crculos navales y milltares de KIT
sia ha causado estupor la notcla.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
G0s fusisamiem&0S
que s@ aguardan
La discipline quebrantada

Nueva York, lunes.-A consecuenc1a de'
oran tumulto promovido por los marinos ru-
Sos seran pasados por armas algunos cen
tenares de elos, degradados casi todos los
ofcisles y jefes
La disciplina ha desaparecido de la arma
da rusa que constituye en- la actuahdad IN pc
ligro para e. gobierno
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Gravisinpa situaCi0n
em Barcelona
Autoridades destituidas

Nueva York, lunes.--La situaci6n es gravi
sima en- Barcelona.
Han sido destituidos Ell captain general, el
Alcalde Ell Fiscal de la Audiencia.
Las tropas estan acuarteladas, para eVitar
nuevas colisones.
Ell estado de publica excitacion es peligro'
sisimo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
T. estadO de Ss1a0
em Barcelona
Ofciales de tropa detenidos

Nueva York, lunes.-Los despachos que
reciben de Barcelona, dicen que la cludad ht
sido decarada en- estado de slt1o'
Gran n1nero de ofciales de la numeros
guarnicion estan presos
Los castillos tenen enarbOlada la bandera
roJa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Una cariGa1ura
contra los 0fiClaAes
La causa del tumultO

Nueva York, lunes.-El motive de los Sc
rios sucesos de Barcelona, fue provocado por los
ofclales del ejercito que tomaron una actltud
violenta para protestar de una caricatura en- la
cual Sc les lidiculizaba
Esto dio origen a una sangrienta collision
entire las tropas ell pueblo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
I'll aHRmiran&e PiSareSWkEy
heridO
Ell complot que ha fracasado

Nueva York, ]unes-El almirante Pisa
resvki ha sido herido gravemente por los amot1-
nados.
Los marines tranarOn I'm complot, de acuer-
do con algun0s fcaes para asesinar los jefes
v pronunciarse favor de la revoluC0n.
Ell almirante esta de muCha gravedad.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
MANUEL PAZ URDAz
W0e@Tt0

Rssistrador Dc Ia propisdad sustitute que
fuS Il amos en- Areeibo, ofrees sus services,
como Notario, On Arsoibo. Bajos do 10 casa
aHnsro l3, calle Dc 10 Crus, y ss haes eargs
bro do r. propiedad del Distrito y remitir 4
loo resp~ctivos interesados. los dosuAsntss
ass cen tai objeto 90 10 snvfaA.
ARECIBO. PUERTO RICO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
DOS wIAJES Al MES.
ITINERARIO 90

apvechando
cada:ne -. - 49,.
@eArtss0s de xzQeSeYdO & CO.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-08-23

Light travels so vastly much faster
flan sound that there Is no comparl-
ION between their velocities. The We
locity Of light is about 10000 miles a
second. At this speed light will travel
about eight times around the earth in
second, and light starting from the
sun will traverse the 03,000,000 miles
of space intervening between the sun
and the earth in eight minutes. So it
Is seen light flashes from one part of
the earth to another, even the most re-
mote, instantaneously, or practically
so. Sound travels worse than a snaips
pace as compared with light, going
only about LOO feet in a second, or
about mile in five seconds, or twelve
miles in minute. These facts are no
ticed, though not always understood,
by any one who sees a gun fired only
Il few hundred yards away. The flash
and the puff of smoke are seen instan-
taneously; the report of the gun al
ways comes perceptibly later, the time
intervening being greater or less, ac-
cording to the distance.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-08-23
Jealous of Imaginary Ills.

"Talk of woman's jealousy Of her
husband" said physician of long
experience in New York. 1T is moth
ing compared to her jealousy of an
other woman's chronic ailments. Half
the doctors would starve if it were
not for the prevalence of illnesses that
are purely imaginary. OF course, it
does not do for us to tell a woman
who has firmly made up her mind that
she is i'll that she is not Ill. In nine
cases out of ten she would lose her
temper and consult another doctor.
Among certain women invalidism
gives them a distinction which is
gratifying to their self love- They may
literally be said to enjoy poor health
They look for the doctors visit to
them or their call at his office as the
most exciting event of the day. II
they know him well enough, they i'm
plore him to waive professional eti-
quette and tell them about ailments
OF other women who consult him. Wo-
men of this description-and they are
legion-have Eaving for martyrdom,
which doctoring an imaginary illness
seems to satisfy. New York Times.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-08-23
Strange Reward For Life Savers.

81 have seen a good many drowning
ACCIDENTS" said an old sea captain,
'and l have seen a good many queer
rewards. Once young man rescued
young widows little son from the
sea. The widow, in her gratitude.
asked for the young mans photograph.
He sent it to her, and two months later
he received a magnificent painting, by
Smith, that showed the scene of the
rescue accurately, with the little boy
and him, both perfect likenesses, strug-
Cling like mad in the water.
"a farmer, one of the Pinkertons
told me, came from the west to meet a
gold brick man. As the farmer and
the swindler crossed on the ferry the
swlndler fell overheard, and the farmer
rescued him. He was so grateful that
he gave the farmer brick of solid
silver.
Il saved pretty girl from drowning
in my YOUTH" the captain ended. "She
gave me a present that weighed 1870
pounds. She gave me herself, and I've
still got her. She may not be in as
good condition now as she was then,
but in my eyes somehow she is as
sweet and pretty as she ever was."-
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-08-23
FIVE MINUTES.
Under Some circumstances II Seems
Very Long Time.

Under Some circumstances II Seems
Very Long Time.
In murder trial before a western
court the prisoner was able to account
for the whole Of his time except five
minutes on the evening when the crime
was committed His counsel argued
that it was impossible for him to have
killed the man under the circumstances
in so brief period, and on that plea
largely based his defense, the other
testimony being strongly against his
client
When the prosecuting attorney re-
piled, he said: "How long time really
is five minutes? Let us see. VIII his
honor command absolute silence in the
courtroom for that space"
The judge graciously complied. There
was clock on the wall. Every eye in
the courtroom was fixed upon it as the
pendulum licked off the seconds. There
was breathless silence.
We all know how time which is
waited for creeps and halts and at last
does not seem to move at all.
The keen witted counsel waited until
the tired audience gave a sigh of relief
at the close of the period, and then
asked quietly:
could he not have struck one fatal
blow in all that timer"
The prisoner was found guilty, and,
as 1t was proved afterward, Justly.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-08-23

An Irish doctor was asked to attend
a patient on Tory island, off the Irish
mainland. The doctor said that he was
willing to go, but that the fee would
be f2 $50, payable in advance. The
Tory islander paid the money and fer
ried the doctor over from the main
land himself. The physician finished
his duties and wished to start back.
The only way to get back was to be
rowed back by the same man who had
carried him over. The doctor asked
what the charge was. 1.-TWO pounds"
said the Tory island man, payable in
advance" 1t was paid
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-08-23
NUMBER IA.
YOUTH is CONTAGIOUS.
And Young Wives, IL Is Gained, Re-
iuvenate Old Husbands.

Strange Statistics" said an insur-
ance agent, "are collected in my busi-
ness.
81 have found that the more times al
man marries the younger in comparison
with himself he wants his wife to be.
For instance, his first wife on the aver
age is four years younger than he His
second is ten. His third is twenty or
thirty.
"What do these statistics prove? Dol
they prove that as man gains in
years and experience he finds that i'll
Is best, for many reasons, to be almost
as old as his wife's father or do they
only prove that as men approach old
age they are more foolish than they
were in youth?
"Old X, aged seventy, with third
wife of twenty three, said on this head
the other day:
"'You can't marry girl too young.
The younger she is the longer she'll
keep her health and strength and
beauty. Furthermore, the older you are
the more respect she'll have for you.
She'll reverence you and obey you as
she would her own father or grand
father
young wives rejuvenate old hus-
bands" the insurance agent ended.
'They make these old fellows dress
younger, talk younger act younger and
feel younger. Youth is contagious A
young wife is believed to prolong an
old husbands life. If man of seventy
insured in my company should marry
n girl of twenty, I'd consider him bet
ter risk by per cent than he had
been before, '-Phlladelphi Bulletin.