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Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08

Not a few preachers would be glad
to be the victims of such practical
Joke as was recently played upon Rev.
M. Hagemaa Of Oxford, Mich, Al
the annual meeting of the church or
which he is pastor the question of hir-
ing a preacher comes up for discus
sion.
At the last meeting of this society,
when the subject was brought up,
good deacon arose and said: "All
those in favor of retaining Brother
Hageman for another year-at the
same salary-will please rise"
Not a person arose, and the minister,
who was present, felt as nncomfort-
able as possible, and heartily wished
himself anywhere else. Then the
good deacon who had put the question
arose again and said, with Twinkle
of the eye: 81 see no one favors that
motion, so l will put it again In this
way: All those in favor OF keeping
the Rev. Mr.. Hageman at an increased
salary will please rise"
Every one got upon his feet. Their
it dawned upon Mr.. Hageman that he
had been the victim of a joke, and
smile lighted his eyes and the colo
returned to his cheeks. Some or hi'
best friends had planned the surprise
and the little scheme had worked tt
perfection.
Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08
Voluntary Imposition.

General Sherman once had occasion
TO stop at a country home where tin
basin and a roller-towel on the back
porch sufficed for the family's ablu-
tn1ns For two mornings the small
boy of the household watched in sill
ence the visitors efforts at making a
toilet under the unfavorable auspices,
but when or the third day the tooth
brush, nail-file, whisk- broom, etc, had
been duly used and returned to their
places in the travellers grip, he could
suppress his curiosity no longer, SO
boldly put the question:
"Say, Mister, air you always that
much trouble to yo'se'f2"
Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08
EVELINE
\ fine rain at present.

A fine rain at present.
The people have commenced haying
already.
Miss Clara Coslow called on Miss
Nina Healy.
Walter Sandel called on Elmer Holt
Sunday last.
Mrs. e. Coslow called on Mrs. Benz.
Healy recently.
Miss Ada Crowell called on Miss
Elsie Hott recently.
Mrs. Charles Tillisons grandson is
spending few days with her.
Miss Lottie Coslow is working at
Mr.. Cunningham in Boyne City.
Miss Elsie Hott has returned home
from being away to work at Mr.. Web.
ster's.
Miss Emma Healy spent Saturday
and Sunday with Misses Ncttle and
Elsie Hott.
Miss Nina Healy is spending few
days with friends and relatives IL
Boyne City.
A colt belonging TO l.. Hewitt got
caught on barbed wire and was Gu
quite badly.
Miss Annie, Arthur and Willi
Gaunt spent Sunday with their uncle
Joe Gaunt, Of Echo.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Hott spen
Saturday and Sunday with thei
brother, John Hott, of Jordan Town
ship.
Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08
A Living
Monument.

If we were to assemble all
those who have been cured OF
heart disease by DIR. Miles
Heart Cure, and who would
to-day be in their graves had
not DR.. Miles been successful
in perfecting this wonderful
heart specific, they would pop
ulate a large city.
What a remarkable record
a breathing, thinking, moving
monument, composed OF human
lives,-that for which every
other earthly possession is sac
rihced.
The Miles Medical Co. re-
ceive thousands of letters from
these people like the following:
az feel Indebted to the DR.. Miles
Heart Cure for my life I desire to call
the attention of others suffering as l
did to this remarkable remedy for the
heart. For long time had suffered
from shortness OF breath after any
little eXertion, palpitation OF the heart;
and at times terrible pain IN thc region
of the heart, so serious that j feared
that would some time drop dead upon
the street. One day read one or your
circulars. and Immediately went to
my druggist and purchased two bot
ties of the Heart Cure, and took II
according to directions. with the
result that 1 am entirely cured. Since
then 7 never miss an opportunity 70
recommend this remedy to my friends
who have heart trouble; in fact am
a travelling advertisement, for / am
widely known in this locality.
j. II. BOWMAN,
Manager of Lebanon Democrat.
Nashville. Tenn.
Or. Miles, Heart Cure Is sold by
your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first bottle will benefit. " 1t raiis
he will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08
WAS ASHAMED TO BE SEEN.

Mr.. Edward Smith. of Wabash, Ind,
writes: "A skin disease broke out on
my face some time ago, and kept grow
ing worse until kept out OF sight. l
tried many preparations which seemed
to aggravate the trouble. Two physi g
clans failed TO help me. Banner Salve
cured me completely" Sold by L. G.
Madison.
Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08

Just at this inopportune moment
Kaiser Wilhelm shyly slips bent pin
under the Monroe doctrine.
The Mikado seems to entertain GER
tain iustiflable doubts whether the
Gar really wants to buy peace or
whether he is merely pricing" the
article as a sort of shopping diversion.
Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08

A man seldom proposes to woman
unless she has made up her mind to
make him do SO.
1t is a pleasure to take DR.. Dade's
Little Liver Pills and enjoy their
tonic feet upon the liver. Sold by
Warne's Pharmacy.
Charlevoix county herald., 1905-07-08

Yon can apply ManZan inside, right
where the pain is? II is put up IN
colIapsable tubes with nozzle attach
ment for introducing il ManZan
stops pain instantly and cures all
kinds of blind, bleeding, itching and
protuding piles. Sold by Warne's
Pharmacy.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
The Crafty Jack Rabbit.

When the settler on the Western
prairie sees n jack rabbit for the first
time he has an idea that he can just
skip out and lay hands on the creature
without any trouble, but hat is where
the man gets fooled. The rabbit is
awkward, appears TO be lame in every
joint, holds up one foot as though IL
panied him and altogether creates the
belief that he is a dilapidated wreck
of an ungainiy, animate thing. The
settler is surprised that he annot
"grab" him. The settlers dog also is
confident that he can quickly make m
end Of the rabbit. He bristles, runs
leisurely toward the rabbit, doubles
his speed, doubles IL again, triples that,
quadruples the whole, when, 10, the
rabbit disappears. There is some hy-
ing grass, a vanishing streak of light,
a ~twinkling Of two prodded feet *
tended rearward, and he is gone. The
dog sits on his launches and concludes
that he did not see a rabbit at all.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
Ocean and River sohndnla

For San FranciscO-Ever Eve day,
at 8 p. n. For Astoria, way points
and North Beach-Daily Except Sun.
day. at 8 p. M Saturday at 10 D. m
Daily service (water permitting on
Willamette and Yamhill rivers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
statiatica Of Forest Products.

The annual value Of the forest pro.
ducts Of the United States, as enumer.
ated in the twelfth census, is nearly
$40 million dollars. II to this were ad.
ded the value Of the arewood, farm
material, and other forest products for
which no returns are available, a very
much larger figure would be shown.
Thus, as a direct sourco Of wealth the
forests OF the country rank nearly with
the mineral products as second TO the
farms. In addition to monetary value,
the forests Of the country have an i'm.
menso, though not exactly calculable,
value as a source OF future supply,
and as a protective covering for water
sheds.
Forest products are indispensable 10
mankind, and their steadily increasing
price surely indicates that the demand
10 encroaehing upon the supply. IL is
urgently important 10 the nation that
the yearly consumption Of forest pro
duets aud the amount Of available tim
Der yet standing should be known.
In accordance with its policy Of en-
eouraging the preservation and propel
use OF the forest, the forest service 4
aiming to secure statistics for publiea
tion in a report in the hope that coop
Grafton with the industries coneerne,
will make possible an annual report en-
titled "Forest Products Of the Unite,
States" This proposed report woul'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19

give, by states, regions, and species, the
cut and shipments Of lumber, shingles,
lath, cooperage stock, ties, posts, and
poles during the year; the stock on
hand at the close Of the year, hat also
the amoun of which used in the vari.
Gus industries for which wood furnishes
the raw material, and the value Of the
products. II would also give informa.
tion concerning the amount Of stumpage
in the hands Of lumbermen In various
regions, how long It will last at the
present rate Of cutting, the extent of
damage by forest fires, and other inn
portant matters relating TO the forests
Of the country.
In order that the expense Of collect
ing the statistics for this report shall
not be excessive, nearly all the data
will be obtained through correspond
euce. The m Of proprietors of log
ging camps, sawmills, pulp mills, wood
working plants, and other manufactur-
ing establishments for which wood is
the raw material, will be secured from
the bureau Of census. At the close Of
the present calendar year, a question
card will be sent TO each proprietor TO
be filed out with answers relating TO
his particular line Of business. The re-
plies will be held strictly confidential
and only state totals win be published.
This work is Of such vital Importance
TO the lumbermen that tho National
Lumber Manufacturer association
whose members produce approximately
one.third of the entire lumber output
Of the United States, will eo-operat,
with the forest service in the collec
} tion and compilation Of the statistici
in so far as they deal with lumber anC
shingles, AS to cut, shipments, ant
stocks on hand, and for this purpos,
the association will open an assistant
) secretary office in Washington thil
I autumn.
In announcing the plan TO the mem
b bers OF the affiliated associations, Sec
rotary Geo. II. Smith said;
"Thc announcement is made at thi
time in order that all members of anil
lated associations may prepare them
M
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
How is


Is your pulse weak, too slow,
too fast, or does it skip a beat9
Do you have shortness of
breath, weak or hungry spells,
fainting, smothering or choking
spells, palpitation, flutterine,
pains around the heart, in side
and shoulder; or hurt when
lying on left slider
If you have any of these
symptoms your heart is weak
or diseased, and cannot get
better without assistance.
DR.. Miles Heart Cure
strengthens weak hearts, and
rarely ever fails to cure heart
disease. Try il, and see how
quickly you will find relief.
about January LIST. 1901. I tooL
down WITH weakness and dropsv
ana grew worse, l was told
was hopeless. My neighbors and Sme
ity had giyen me up 70 die. Ny
tAALh AArN Ahan normal size ANA
water had collected around INV hesrf
For al least three months / had to sif
up in ped 20 keep from smoths
Miles. Heart Cure. and by the TINT
had taken them all / was entir
SSr c; ! feel better than / have for
any Hna so 81 wan ana ! am able to do
physician told me thai az
n.1n psen Tor Or. Miles Heart Cur
WIN no" ee ~ my grave"
SuhD, Wlmore, Ky.
your ars Mne Heart Cure ls sold BY
the nrst bottle will bsneft. WE sn9t
ne VIII refund YOU money. rama
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart. Ind
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
Biggest Contract Ever Made for Morse

Biggest Contract Ever Made for Horses
(From the New York Herald Horse
Market Report.)
BY substantially completing the de-
livery Of three hundred fancy draught
horses to equip the new Barnum &
Bailey Shows, Fiss, Doerr a Carroll
last week practically cleared the decks
Of their winter contracts, leaving all
hands free from this time forward to
prepare for the spring retail trade.
Only about thirty horses remain to be
delivered in fulhlment of the Barnum
& Bailey contract, and these are to be
submitted for inspection this week.
"The facility with which the TWEEN.
ty-fourth street dealers have executed
this contract has caused genuine won,
der among those familiar with the
scarcity Of such high-class draught
horses as were required to meet the
exaeting specifications laid down by
James A. Bailey, manager of the Bar.
mum & Bailey Shows, Mr.. Bailey was
skeptical about the ability Of any one
firm in the business TO fulfill such a con
tract successfully on short notice. As
the new shows were TO open the season
at Madison Square Garden early in
March, IL was of vital Importance that
the horses should be delivered on time.
With nearly two thousand ~draughters
Sup his sleeve" on tho feeding farms,
Joseph ID. Carroll, who represented
Fss, Doerr q Carroll in making the
deal, was perfectly confident of carry
ing il out without any difficulty what.
ever, and he agreed before signing the
contract to deposit 100000 with one Of
the trust companies to insure its full.
hllment on time. Deliveries were be.
gun on November 18th, an on January
10Th they were virtually completed.
Tho contract called for three hundred
hne, fancy dranght horses, OF not less
than rs hands high nor less than 1900
pounds weight, and the price to be
paid Mas not less than $3.50 for each
horse, making 100000 for the lot,
Another contract was made for two
hundred additional head to be supplied
under similar conditions, which, with
the n hundred already in winter
quarters made the full complement Of
the show, viL' Ave hundred fine,
heavy draught horses. They win all be
seen here when the show arrives on
Wednesday August %,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19

selves to answer these questions when
asked, and that they win take personal
interest in seeing that their friends
and neighbors, who are manufacturing
lumber and shingles but do not affiliate
with any manufacturer association,
support this movement and make It a
pronounced success. I feel sure that
every member will realize the import.
anee Of this cooperation and give it
his enthusiastic support"
Suggestions and communications con.
corning the proposed work will be glad.
ly received by the Office of Forest Pro-
duets, Forest Service Washington,
d. G.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
French Alligator Farm.

1t is reported that several French
dealers have recently visited Amer
lea to purchase stock for an alligator
farm which they purpose starting in
the south of France. Alligator skin
has become so highly priced, through
out France that the animal dealers
believe it viii pay well to raise ii
aiigators on this, the first farm OF
ITS kind in the world. Not long ago
PRESIDENT LOubet received a present
a hunting suit of alligator skin
This Is said to be growing seaTes'
yearly and there is always a great
demand for it for boots, shoes, hand
bags writing pads, portfolios and tOils'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
Most Ertravagant Mon.r,,

within the limits Of his ability the
sultan OF Morocco is among the mos,
ex'Tavagant Of monarchs n. -
spent In the few years since he tooL
up the reins Of government not oplv a.
whole revenue Of his country. bnt a.
Ae saving Of his predecessors. Fov
OF the things he bought gave him am
pleasure Photography amused him -,
'nne A camera Of gold at $4,000
came from London 10000 nan.
worth Of photographic paper arrived in
one day from Paris.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
REDUCED EXCURSION RATES.
To the Seaside and Mountain Resorts
for the Summer Vacations.

AOI bno oullmlbE NdCablo1b.
On and after June l, 1905, th,
Southern Pacific, in connection will
the Corvallis & Eastern railroad will
have on sale round trip tickets from
points on their lines to Newport, va
quina and Detroit at very low rates,
good for return until October 10, 1905.
Three day tickets to Newport and
Yaquina, good going Saturdays and re.
turning Mondays are also on sale from
all east side points Portland to Eu-
gene inclusive, and from all west side
points, enabling people to visit their
families and spend Sunday at the sea-
side.
Season tickets from all east side
points Portland TO Eugene inclusive,
and from all west side points are also
on sale to Detroit at very low rates
with stop ever privileges at Mill City
or any point east enabling tourists to
visit the santiam and B~reitenbush Hot
Springs in the Cascade mountains,
(which can be reached in one day.
Season tickets will be good for re
turn from all points until October 10.
Three day tickets will be good going
Saturdays and returning Mondays
only. Tickets from Portland and vi.
entity will be good for return via the
east or west side at option Of passen-
ger. Tickets from Eugene and vicinity
will be good going via the Lebanon
branch, il desired. Baggage
on Newport tickets checked through
to Newport; on Yaquina tickets to Va.
quina only.
s. p. trains connect with the G.. & d.
at Albany and Corvallis for Yaquina
and Newport. Trains on the @. q E.
for Detroit will leave Albany at 1880
a. m, enabling tourists to the Hot
Springs to reach there the same day.
Trains from and TO Corvallis connect
with all oast side trains on the 8. p.
Full information as to rates, time
tables, etc, can be obtained on appli.
cation TO J. Mayo, Gen. Psss. Agt, @.
q Il. 3. b. Albsnyj W. E. Conan,
@. P. A, 8. P. Co, Portland or to any
3. p. or O. & E. agent
Rate frsm Salem to Newport $500.
Rate frsm Salem to Yaquina $3.50.
Rate from Salem to Detroit $500.
Threeday rate from Salem to Va.
quina or Newport $500. cliff
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19

docs a strictly cash business, owes no
one, and no one owes III carries large
stock it's shelves, counters and show
cases are loaded with drugs, medicines,
notions, toilet articles, wines and
liquors Of all kinda for medical pur-
poses. DIR. Stone lie a regular graduate
In medicine and has had many years Of
experience In tho practice. Consulta-
lions are free. Prescriptions are free,
and only regular prices foS medicine,
DR.. Stone can be found at his drug
store, Salem, Oregon, from 8 In the
morning until 0 at night
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19

Baker, Lawrence q Baker.
Eggs-Per dozen, zoe.
Fruits, Vegetables. Etc.
Potatoes-25@30e.
Onions-1hc.
Tropical Fruits.
Bananas-5ke 10.
Oranges-$4.5O@$5.OO
Lemous-$5 5O@$5.OO.
Live Stock Market.
Steers-219e.
Cows-lh@2c.
Sheep--4e.
Dressed veal-6e.
Fat hogs-5&c.
Baled ClOver-$LOO@$Z5O.
Cheat-$7.
Timothy-$9@$9.5O.
Grain-$7@$7.5O.
~Bran-$22.5O
Shorts-$24.5O.
Eggs, Butter and Cream.
by Commercial Cream Co
Butter-25c.
Butter fat-27he at station.
Grain, Hops and Flour.
oats-chOiee white, $40.
Barley-$l9@$2O.
Nour-S3.95.
Wheat-67h@7Oc.
Portland Market.
Wheat-Walla Walla, ss@s4e.
Valley-s50s7e.
flour-Valey, s~traights, s4.lO; na.
ham, $500.
Hay, Feed, Etc.
Baled Cheat-SlO.
Oats Choice white, sl.s50lAo
Niiistuf-Bran, 1890.
Hay-HmOthy, 1880.
Potatoes-sl.l5@l.2O.
Poultry Chickens, mixed. l9nm
iSei per ibi hens, lsc per ID; ROSTERS
,'' Ioe per lbi fryers, zee per H.
luekS' s4,OO@9.oO per dOz.; geese an
= per loi turkeys, l7@lsc per n.
,ses oe sO@2lhe per Ibi squads, $3.50
pork-Dressed, 7K@se.
Besf-Drsssed, 2k@5e.
Veal-5@se.
H.
M1'tOn-Dressed, 6h@7Be
~ 1905, leei 1904 crop,
nediumS. ~ ana
"Ooi-IsOo clip, valley, coarse 70
" S4H@25hsj hns, 2sh@2ss,
'%sIe'A Oregon, l9@s2%s
nohair-NOminal, sO0s1s
SO''er-Fsney creamery, 2o@a,n..
any q store iSalSSs
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
CORVALLIS & EASTERN
RAILROAD
TIME GARD No "a

@AAA1 OHAsD No u
No 2 for Yaquina-
Leaves Albany .l2.45 pm.
Leaves Corvallis ........ l;45 Pm.
Arrives Yaquina ........ 5.45 pm.
No. / Returning
Leaves Yaquina ........ 7:l5 AN.
Leaves Corvallis .ll:sO AN.
Arrives Albany 1915 Pm.
No. 8 for Albany-D Detroit
Leaves Albany for Detrsit 1880 AM.
Arrives Detroit 1880 PM
NO 4 from Detroit
Leaves Detroit ......... 1850 Pm.
Arrives Albany ........ $3.50 Pm.
No. 8 for Albany
Leaves Corvallis ........ $3.50 AN.
Arrives Albany ......... 7;lO AN
No. 8 for Corvallis
Leaves Albany .......... 2;4O pm.
Arrives Corvallis ........ $500 Pm
No. 2 for Albany
Leaves Corvallis ........ 500 pm.
Arrives Albany ......... $40 Pm
No. 6 for Corvallis
Leaves Albany .......... 9:l5 pm.
Arrives Corvallis .......... 1855 pm.
Train No. I arrives in Albany in
time to connect with the 8. P. south.
bound train.
Train No. 2 onneet with the s. P.
trains at Corvallis and Albany, giving
direct service to Newport aud adjacent
beaches.
Train No. 3 leaves Albany for
Detroit at 1880 a. m, arriving there
In ample time to reach the BreiteD.
bush hot springs the same day.
Train No. 4 between Albany and Do
troit connects with the Eugene local
at Albany, also with local from Cor
Train No. 8 leaves Corvallis at $50
a. m, arrives at Albany 7,lO q. m, in
to catch Eugene local to Portland
and train to Detroit.
Train No. 8 leaves Albany for Cor
'alls at S'40 p. m, after the arrival
II g. P. northbOund overland.
Train No. 7 leaves Corvallis at 600
p M arrives in Albany at o;4O p. n
n time to connect with the local for
eugene and way points.
Train No. 9 leaves Albany for Cor
AIMS at 9'l5 p. m, after the arrival Of
he 8. p. local from Portland.
For further information apply to
J. @. MAYO, Gen. Pas. Agt
. CoCKERELL, Agent, Albany.
Il. cRoNIsE, Agent, Corvallis.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19
MARKET QUOTA
TONS TODAY
make Salem a Good Home Market"

Poultry-at steiner's Market.
Eggs-Per dozen, zoe.
Ducks-ll@12c.
Hens-9@l0c.
Frys-l2c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-19

For fuller information ask o. writ,
your nearest ticket agent, or
A L. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agent.
The Oregon Railroad 4 NaviRatiOs
Co, Portland, Oregon.