The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-04-27


al the remnants OF his hair. The mo-
tions OF the man attracted the small
boys attention, Twice and thrice the
man took OFF Rs hat and worked with
his fingers at his hair. ON each occasion
the interest OF the boy increased ana MS
eyes were riveted on the mans shiny pate
At the fourth stunt done by the man
the boy could stand II no longer, ana
turning TO his father in voice audible
10 all the people In the car said, say,
dad, ~ that old fools got anything I'm his
hair why don't he let II git out in the
open--he'd stand a better chance to git
itH
The father pinched the boy and sig
nailed 10 the conductor 10 stop. | rrmly
believe they got out three or four blocks
sooner than they intended.
90
IT Is said that lart sunday-Easter Sun
day, John D. Rockefeller walked down
the aisle OF the church at Lakewood, N
j.. and placed plant on the altar steps
Brave man he! But then. when you come
10 think or Il he wasn't so brave either,
for he probably was dead sure his offer OF
the plant wouldn't ho rejected
IL was John n. I wouldn't care ng
what people said or thought someone has
said If you want 10 be miserable think
about yourself about what you want,
what you like what respect people pay
you and what people think Of you.
You can talk all you want to about
money not being everything, yet you
will have TO agree that It's mighty
handy thing 10 have around when you're
hunGry--a nickel In the hand is worth
two in the slot any old time. and there
you are!
90
Once I'm the Past a Loving Married Cou-
pie were Blessed with Two Beautiful
BOYS. They named the oldest Reginald
and his Craniun Wis one Mass OF what
the Fond Papa and Mamma thought Wis
dom Bumps He slept in a room done i'm
rahy Blue but the boys called him Skin
ny. Reginald was Reared on plan
Conceived Cut and Dried by The Loving
Parents He was Never Allowed to asso-
ciate with Rough House Boys for fear OF
soiling His Mind His Mamma spent her
Leisure time Changing Reginald's clothes
and when he went to bed at night she
would tell him oi Little George. who
Never Told a Lie. Freddie who Never tied
a Can to a Dogs Tail and Never Smoked
Corn silk
He was sent TO a Private School for Sc
lect Children and when he Got Through
his Parents gave him a Morocco Covered
pole. Saturated Tim with. Good ADVICE
Filled his Pockets with sixteen Dollars
and out Reginald went into the Wide
World. When he'd teen away from home
Ten Years he Came Back with his hair
Parted in the Middle had on a Red Vest
with Green Horseshoe All over IL and
Gleefully told he We a Floor Walker in n
nniry Lunch
The Younger Brothers name was Willie
the boys all called him Bill. From the
Start he was Warm one and as soon as
he was able to Meander. Got In Touch
with all the Rough House Boys and
Street Dogs for Miles Around They all
Knew Bill. Mamma was for Dressing him
in Fauntleroys but Willie said. nit
Not on your Tintype" This TO his
Mamma mind you, The Upshot OF the
matter was that lac was given a Corduroy
Suit and Allowed to Roam His Pockets
were Bunchy with Cigarette Boxes and
Coupons. He could Expectorate further
thar Any other Boy on the Block and
could beat Munchausen 10 Standstill
The Loving Parents offered Prayers
nightly for Willie and framed Mental OIL
Paintings OF their Youngest filing a Con-
vict's Cell
But Willie got over Fools Hill and Set
tied Down to Harl Pan and ia now Presi
dent OF the Bank in his town. Willie
Passes the Dairy Lunch whore Reginald
works Every once in While.
Moral: You can rcver tell about boys