New-York tribune., 1905-07-30
FRISCO" SEES NEW-YORK
Pooh Poohs Everything TIL He
Reaches Gomez Island.

huh' calculated the ran from San Francisco
&c ne TOOK from his DO bet a suspiciouslv slses
eisar and offered II to his New-Yorlx relative who
was acting guide. "I expected 10 see some resl
'~L buildings here. Got bettern these In Frisco.
and never bossted Of EN-. either" They had lust
i~hoed from one OF the Hudson River boats and
were stu in the wholesale district near the piers
wen III be jissered II there amt hursecsr
back IN 81"
We do have one or two lines OF ha-secar.. :. IN
'erposeo his wife. seeing the growing weakness OF
the guide
That's all right; but they don't look ike cattle
cars on the inside and circus wagons the out
SIDE said the Californian
ny yes; that is high building. Park Row.
Old you say7 Seems TO I've heard OF It. Make
newspapers here? Oh, yes. I've often heard of the
paper. Now. IN Frisco
But the guide had come back and turned the con-
Tersaron again TO buildings
I VIII have to allow your buildings are high"
lhe man from San Francisco remarked: but say.
we've got trees out there that'u make them look
Ike anthills alongside OF Pixies Peak Camped for
two weeks with party OF eight IN one of 'em. and
had lots OF room. too.
City Hall? Well III be struck by q IandsIidel
Age2 Yes, you've got the age and we've got the
money and the enterprise. wouldn't have that
thing the grounds out there.
NO, 1 won't go down in that hole m used to
fresh air out the mountains. The surfaces
good enough for me: WY y don you people PIPE
some or ihe DreeZeS OF Mount SHASTA 10 purify
that thing? Then. maybe, some one would ride
in 81"
why. yes I'll 20 to Coney Island II you've. got
the tickets, but, really, Ia like 10 see 9ometnlng
can't see in Frisco. We had q fair out there
recently, you know. and then went TO the
81. Louis Fair. I've about ali those fakes
1 Ia kinder like 10 have the ride down.
Great bay. that! Fine view! But when we go
OF the cate excursions We get a view or
the most beautiful harbOr in the world. Come out
TO Frisco some time, and We'll give you sood
time"
For three hours the weary guide had trudged over
he had thought grand was obscured in the
smoke of the harbor and there nothing OF note
TO crItcise. lnnuueTablC times the bonds or reIa-
TionshiD alone had prevented the rising wrath In
his breast from oVerrowlng N a Hood OF reneAlon
q the rough treatment Re had received at the
The Californian broke loose again. He shouted;
''Oh. that's Concy. is it, Looks ABOUT Ike our
Mdwinter Fair OF course II is di1erent-bound
De, But how you people did fock out there 10
see thatl Anything Western seems TO have such an
attraction for Fasteners
The guide about to reply. but the boat was
landing. and the family saved the rucTlon.
At ! o'clock the party left the island tired, but
with a satisfied expression on the face OF each The
guide radiant. For five hours ne had been free
from that GTuelling Western criticism
We'll. I'll be jggered!' sighed the man from San
Francisco. Il did the Midwinter Fair pretty thor
oughly. ! the Chicago Fair, too The St Louis
Exposition also got the stamp Of my approval. But
YOU could take ali three. and put the Pan-Au.eri-
can IN for a chrome and they wouldn't be worth
the breeze you set OF the Atlantic al your IoneE
Island. Why. so far fun IS concerned, all the
blooming shows / in that line could be
put IN one corner Of the island and the proprle-
tors of them would 90 bankrupt the first night