The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-10

DimmycratS FER ter bring ABOUT a
nuther 1868 Bachernalian Feast of
Bonds and Licker an the scheme
about fell through. An SEEM nothin
dom for bonds and graft, the In
dus'tral Interprize daily muse paper
shut up shop, packed Their type up,
and waited ter revive under another
name. Thus endeth the second
lesson of how the Radikils sot up and
broke up runnin' of daily muse
paper fer party that KANT read
The time went on. The Dimmycrats
got in power agin'. They passed er
mendment to Their Constitution that
no niger cud vote 'ceptin he wuz
pretty smart. That 'mendment liked
ter er killed the Radicals an Their
fellers who had been er 'pendin' on
Their niger vote. They fout it and
to beat it.. But the white folks's
party wuz 'termined ter carry it, and
they did. An then it looked like thar
wud be no more Industrial InterpriZe
agin' in Nof Coliny, but frum the day
that Aycock took his seat at Rally
till the sevinth day NV October Ammo
Domino 1905, Their OIL State has been
er going along pritty fine without no
Industrial Interprize nusepaper fer to
push Their Car of Progress and Ad-
rocat Paying Bonds. But last year,
10 and behold! Mary Ann Butler and
Govner, had been guilty of what the
"News and Disturber," at Rally,
called moral treason up and sed,
sed thse fellers who was violatin' NV
the trust reposed in them by folks
whin they wuz timperarily insane
about politiks we hav' got the wi
dence while in office that will hep
some bond scalpers in Nof Caliny ter
max Nof Caliny tax payers sweat.
What'd them two fellers, who had
took oath to perfect Nof Caliny tax
payers, do? Why they got to canood-
ling with er SinatOr named PettlgreW'
from South Dakoty. and told Pettigrew
that if he cud maneg to git a law past
that would be "a fraud on the JurlS-
diction' of the Spreme Cort at wash
ington, they'd let him on ter their lit
tie game to sue Nof Caliny fer bout
millyun er dollars. And Pettigrew was
glad to git in the game; he got the
South Dakoty Pops ter pass Their Dill;
and thin the State of Nof Caliny was
sued the Spreme Cort decided agln
the State, and thinkin' to save futur
bother the Legislator sed they'd pay
all them bonds at the figger fixed IN
1879 and fling in the intrust up ter
date. But the ink wasn't hardly dry
on the bonds fixed up to pay fer
peace befo' news come frum wash
ington that a Bond Sindercate had
been got up ter start some more SUITS
agin Nof Caliny about bonds, and
the head devils of Their new gang was
Butler and Russell and Pettigrew.
They sed in course tibet they'd no
notion NV suein' 'ceptin on bonds whut
Their State owed, &c, &c, but there
amt a six year old brat in Nof Caliny
who don't know they'd make Their
folkesses, pay ev'ry, dollar ofttfre, Lit
tlefield rrascally bonds eff they cud,' DO
it, and that air is just what they air
up to. But. jest like hs1sss and il
1885, Their bond lawyers ahd specerla-
tdhs, sed to theyselves: 'WG need
origin to git up sintiment
fer Industrial Enterprise, for
Homes Money, fer Prayservin'
the Credit of the State" An they
talked and talked and 'cided fer to
holler Industrial Interprize very loud
to fool Their men who runs factories;
ter 'buse the Dimmycratic party
mighty lively for ter git the likker
money il ledge Boyd lets the stillers
keep any; ter cavort bout what a biz
place Greensboro is fer to git that
town to help EN- out; an to sing
mighty low about them suits agin Nof
Calinv but to TOO in sight Their main
purpos' of Their meetin all ter time.
An that's Their reason come how
anoyther Industrial Enterprise muse
paper hez bin started by the Radl-
kills fer a party that KANT read. The
idee is ter cover the pills with sugar
fust along, but Their calomel and Their
quinine is in thar eff you KANT see 1T
ner taste it. 1t is warranted ter do
Their bizness jest like Littlefields' origin
and the Raleigh Trybune. Jest as
soon as the bizness is did, the Petit
grows will do like Littlefield and seek
a hot climate--but not hotter than is
prepared fer all who are agin Their
own State.
But one thing is sartin'. that felier
Pettigrow is a mighty good hand to
famine presses and types, fer Their
new stuff i'm Their new daily Industrial
Interprize is fine as a fiddle. How
somever they got Their money the new
Radical origin is got up regardless, as
the Rhamkatte Teller said of his girl.
But there's folks in these diggins a.
say: Watch out and see eff ther Nof
Caliny tax payars don't hev ter foot