The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-13
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/ With the Long Bow
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YOU do not count football and that the philanthopc
attempt of the Germans to cyze and incidentally to get
the estate Of their dark brethren Of West Africa
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Recent gastronomc fatalities certain missionaries Of
the fatter sort confirm us the opinion that when go
out as missionary shall insist being sent to vege
tartan tribes only. 5a 2zzs4s
Professor W. D.. Miller of the Berlin university sent
shverx down the backs Of the students Wesleyan uver
sity when he that the bite of girl would often
bring quicker and horrible death than the bite OF
serpent Boys with any consideration for their health what
ever girl unless she false teeth.
NMs
At session at indianapolis Of the annual convention
of the Mississippi Valley Medical association Dr. William
Fletcher declared that years of observation and expert
had him that cigarets harmful
than any other form Of tobacco than tea coffee This
is doubtless true if the smoke is not inhaled cup of
coffee fairly harmless but if swallowed it into his
lungs and it up and down his lung tissue before
polling it in other peoples faces it might be much
injurious.
The New York Herald looking up football little, finds
that there have been but fortfve deaths in five
There only sixteen who died from internal INJURIES
four passed from broken necks from conclusion Of
the BRAIN eight from broken backs three from paralysis,
poisoning from hemorrhage and two from meningitis
We also regret to notice the dismaly low percentage of
skulls fraetred-but four the five years. not year
While but fourteen coarbones and legs oyousy snapped
in the stern demands Of the higher education
Mother is that boy Of yours whose curly head you have
held your BOSOM be merely bruised in the mighty rush
and grind of contending forces you to have the
Spartan mothers stern joy Of seeing limp child borne
up the pathway blind rejoicing in the great boon Of
broken back?
News comes from New York of the marriage Of Rev.
William C. Gibbons, who quite this city as
lecturer menal scence and other occult Subjects
just before leaving for the east Dr. Gibbons reoced
of his friends by taking the robe Of the
under the auspices Of wandering Hndoo with rban and
sweet gift of speech Whether the doctor laid aside this
amecoored robe in entering upon the nupa state the ee
graph does not state and details axous awaited by
Minneapolis adopts '=" .-|: .|~
In his Wilhelm Mester days certain youth once sought
the doctors offices in the old Medical block on Nicolet
avenue and asked foolish questions and sought
guidance thru the tange of appearances The doctor
extreme transcendenalst and told things that
cuated to astonsh the mind Noting in perpexity
Of his remarks disparagement Of universe young
asked:
t'But what then does exist, doctor?'
"Nothing, nothing at all 90. 10 - ~. @@"@
AS Observation-Disclosures of the doctors variety were
willing to admit, with reservations, existence of
Deity he asked:
But does not God exist?'
"Nothing exists replied the doctor, sententiously.
And the quesoner reraced his peplexed thru
the nsubstantia doorway and left the doctor looking from
the window the roofs of the city grim contemplation
and enjoyment Of the Eternal Blank ..
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Rev. Ezra T. Sanford beloved pastor of North Bap-
fist church in West Eleventh street. New York caused some
excitement in his fold Sunday last by announcing that
there flats and apartment houses in heaven He fig
ured that New Yorker who passed to that blessed land
would merely to another and finer athouse and
beautiful janito with the voices Of little children
from i1ies
about him. '~
An enerprsng New York paper interviewed the janito1
of Shepherds flat this earth his opinion flats
in heaven, and the janitor shifted scornful]y.
eff the preacher thinks athouse is heaven all car
is, I'd like to swop jobs with him for just one week
Every whistle in the house blowing at This woman
with hot water another with her pipes BURST somebody
else calls down for putting out the gas at TO- pm
body else going to have you discharged for speaking
Short that familys milk is stolen they blame you fo
lt-them things not designed for heaven
But OF course, with angel antor would be different
for he would just fly and fix things singing the while.
Even IN heaven there could hardly be trouble stou
angeles sitting at her piano harp and practcng the
register of her glorious voice II 10 pm the
other inhabitants of the apartment would lean of the
windows into the open catch every note and the,
would say: ->~E .s.~#>' =.
SISTER, sing The fercer thy yells the more tn,
gracious voice thrills with heavenly iov''
And to think of the pleasure of flying of the window
and crcng around in the sky perchng perchance on tn
top Of pinnacle to rest And again. sit in the religh
with Dickens to write novels for to read forever
and new "ldys of the King by Tennyson, coming on
every month!
Take it all around apartment house in heaven wou
be different Meantime, what doing to max
such conditions practical earth? A J. R.
81 TX/L III VX/-~. Wy II