The Dolores star., 1905-02-03

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A Paris doctor says that kissing
Is healthful. but how can anything so
pleasant be so?
A noted sporting writer says the /
-ace Of lighters is disappearing Still .
.he At survive, SO to speak. G
Next We shall be hearing that the
oargaincounter dends are taking les
sons in the noble art OF jiu-jitsu.
Helen Mathers." the English writer.
who IL over here. says that she likes =.
American women immensely. So do
We. tst Nc ft t4tt II
The tax list shows that Mrs. A.
tors diamond stomacher Is not one :
Of the permanent institutions OF New I
Ysrk.
spoke Of the "enormity" of dead mil I
.ionairs's estate meant precisely what
1t said. fffjt
The biggest sea lobster weighs
sighteen pounds. The species that
travels on land usually weighs about
800 pounds.
Perfumed gasoline for automobiles !
70 the latest innovation in Paris. The
world will wait with bated breath to
learn how It works.
Two Frenchmen fought a duel the
other day. in which both were severe
y wounded. Accidents will happen
even in French duels.
The Connecticut candidate who
courteously voted for his opponent {
and thereby elected him has expert '
enced q change OF manners.
Tom Lawson says he once kept Ad-
dicks from committing suicide. The
strange thing about 1t is that he
makes the statement boastfully.
A Chicago man says wood alcohol
has an agreeable taste. II is noticed
that when once man drinks It he {
never goes back to the other kind.
A Boston scientist has discovered q j
new kind of grip germ One unsatis. {
factory thing about the new germ is |
that 1t II no improvement on the old !
kind.
"Woodman, Spare That Tree!" Is
not enough. Somebody ought to write
new song. Farmer. Plant q Tree!" .
and teach all the country school chill
dren to sing It
who are most beautiful Large
blondes or small blondes, large b.u
nettes or small brunettes?" Well, II
depends more or less on which you
happen to be with.
Dr.. r. Heber Newton not only ex. 9
presses his faith that the spirits greet
the living, but he declares also that :
men possess halos. We all know mG s
who think they do.
The valued st. Paul Globe dis I
courses pessimistically on Christmaa =
horrors. Nothing but neckties. match 8
safes, pen wipers and smoking sets In !
its stocking this year? I
That movement to eliminate the .
ragtime song may be worthy. but 1t ik
somewhat late. The world has passed
the "Bedelia" stage and Is now in the
deadly embrace of Teasing"
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The economical New York editor
Who addressed New Years cable te
the Emperor Of Japan. ''Mikado, To
kio." might have saved four bits more
II he had cut "Mikado" down tc I
''Mike."
Ninety years ago the first great bat.
tie of New Orleans was fought. Every!I
body will recall the fact that the sec.
ond great battle of New Orleans was
between Sullivan and Corbett. many
years later.
Prof Perrine Of the Lick observa. :
tory h..J discovered a sixth satellite !
Of Jupiter. but as telescope Of 10 tc I
IL inches in diameter IL needed tc t
observe it, comparatively few a. US t
will ever see 1t.
Objection to the marriage of King
Alfonso Of Spain and Princess victo
ria OF England has been raised In :
some high places. This being the I