The sun., 1905-09-05
LIVE, TOPIos AnOUr roWN.

Il have. seen \ Iot Of people with rerve,-
said the niaraEcr CT Broadway lobster
shop. "but o party Of two men and two
women that came In hero the other night
after the theater foored ne. They were
dressed to Kill and looked all 10 the good.
When they said they wanted private
dining room I showed them upetairs my
for four Swiss cheese sandwiches and four
Elassee Of beer. went up and told them
the dining. room would cost them @10 90
they Travelled along"
supt. Smith Of the Central Park hnenagerie
gets lot OF queer letters. A few days ago
a woman In Scranton wrote asking him TO
look for her brother who had been away
from home for ten years. She said he
was fond Of animals and might drop in at
Se he tsr sa re.a s.
this.
Desr sere 1 have for sail black bair
he is mail 5 months ole. Perfecly gehtel.
II you Wish to Tie plese write to yours very
trIely" DC.
She was Scotch, and when she moved
into large apartment house recently she
determined not to accept the unwritten
law which says that you must fee al,
janitors. Everything went we'll for three
days. Then the janitor began to forget
things. The dumbwaiter got out Of
order" just as her butcher and baker ar
rived, the bread and milk came up an hour
late in the morning. the milk and cream
garbage was not called for.
the uniipped janitof. This happened twice.
Then something happened to make the
listened for tho dumbwsiter TO go Aye
looked down and saw the bald head OF the
German janitor In the stream OF light as he
stood under the waiter manipulating the
ropes. The Scotch womans garbage pail
was balanced on the sill and down came
the wit" bang sas Ras se ssose h
German and spent the rest Of the evening
clea ming up. The Scotch woman said:
Il hlf forgot you. You mustn't let me
do that again" He h,sn't
Nineteenth, Of III, people in New York
want other people to think they are whole
lot richer than they really are philosc-
phized tintype man at Fort George. That's
why I'm making moro money than any
other tintype man within a hundred miles
Of the Flatiron building. ! got an auto.
ness. / invited ali tHe public to come and
typed in an automobile. Then got another
automobile Whole parties come In and
are snapped in the big touring car And
couples grin ct the lens from that dinsseS
littlo racer. guess 1t looks pretty fine
to the folks who are not on. hut the most Of
my patrons only have the price OF the car
fares and about seventy.nine cents over
On Sunday afternoon there is no more
picturesque sight in New York than the
outdoor service held on Cathedral Heights
Every West Side Harlemite, and even the
stranger who has seen" Now York from
the rubberneck wagon, knows the big stone
arch Of the Cathedral Of st. John the Divine.
Almost in the shadow OF this arch evensong
is held every Sunday afternoon at o'clock
in the grove Of noble trees that extends
over the Cathedral property from Cathedral
Parkway to Amsterdam avenue. An old
building, formerly an orphan asylum,
stands between the grove and the great
gray arch. The right wing q ne building M
left IL used by the choir sdhooii i and the
center Is hall seating 800 persons. In
the event OF rain on Sunday afternoons the
service u held in this hall. In pleasant
weather! however. the esnon snd choir
asylum, and, standing tnere, cohouct INC
The addres. is usually brief, and the priest
delivering It comes down from the steps
and stands In the open 30 every one can
hsa The h. sens sun se ssss syss ses oas es
sweet and pleasant odor, the bird choir
lends it's music, and the purple robes and
scarlet hymn books Of the clergy add their
picturesque note.
THE English are moro discriminating
than We are.' said the returned traveller.
.Over here . hotise painter protects the
public by putting up a sign which seys
Paint; while the Englishman's sign says
-Not bad" replied his companion, but
not: they say, Please wipe your feet,
while We say, Please wipc your shoes. ;
Now leave 1t to you -
.Just watch EN-. said the proprietor OF
a Broadway restaurant. Don't they per-
form their little trick nestlyl might
have my glasses and china and silver pol
ished till It outshone the celestial city,
vet nine out Of ten customers would give
them an extra rub With . n.psIin Kin. bsiors sSss
ths excessive cleanliness ON the part OF
INV patrons offended. even grieved, me.
/ considered 1t y reflection on my own
housekeeping and I gave the. walters N.
structions to touch up the dishes IN tho
q coed faith. But even that precautioa
did no good. Plates and glasses that are
brushed under mans very nose are SUBJ
iected to still further treatment before
the meal begins. In extreme cases eys1
the chairs are treated to q few snte-prandiaI