Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-05-10

billet.doux. and he decided to ask the
counsel Of his Immediate chief In the
matter. Is .s8.5s
When he did so, his immediate chief
lay hack in his chair and--well, hollered.
He gave the embarrassed young scien-
fist the loud and long laugh. Then.
brutality enough, he related the story
unto the delighted ears of the rest OF the
corps Of scientists Of the Smithsonian
institution. They, likewise, hollered.
The name Of the lighthouse keepers
daughter is rather unusual-say 1t is
Penelope Sadheart, The statd, sober
scientists had only to whisper the name
OF Penelope within the hearing of the
object Of Penel0pe's alteration to re-.
duce that young man of science to one
tremendous and all-peryading blush.
They kept at him for quite awhile, un-
til the novelty Of the thing wore OIL,
and then they gradually let him alone.
One afternoon last week queer fig
ure wandered into the dim, cathedral-iit
entrance corridor Of the Smithsonian in
stitution.
He was something short OF seven feet
in height; bony rs the fossil OF mas
todon and considerably more angular.
He was clad in withered suit of plain
homespun, with his pants (thay were
pants, not trousers) tucked in his boots,
and he ,shambled along as if he were at
a deadly loss just what to do with his
gigantic hands andsfeet. Nevertheless.
he looked as If he might be able to hold
his own in hand-to-paw encounter
with Rocky mountain grizzly bear.
One of the young scientists took him
in hand and asked him his business, for
the giant did not appear to have visited
the institution merely for the purpose
OF inspecting the exhibits. The giant
said that he was from the hereinbefOre-
mentioned island lying OF the coast OF
Virginia. and that he was looking for
the young scientist who had been there
few months before. ha objected a
number of specimens for
The mischievous young man OF science
who had the giant in hand conceived an
idea.
All right" he said. IN take you tc
him. BY the way, do you know Miss
Penelope Sadheart down your way?"
'Ah sho'ly do, suh," was the giants
reply
That so?" said the mischief-maker.
well, I'll tell you. The gentleman YOU
want to see met that young lady down
at your island, and he'll be glad to know
that YOU know her. Now, I'll show you
where his desk is, and when you meet
him it'll please him if you ask him it he
knows Miss Penelope Sadheart."
"Ve'y we'll. sub. Ah'll ask him."
said the giant
Then the mischief-maker went around
and gathered together about dozen OF
the scientific corps on a little gallery di-
rectly overlooking the desk Of the OBJ
ject of Miss Penelope Sadheart's affec-
ton.
Then he showed the giant where to
find the young scientist, who was busity
engaged in sorting over some specimens
on his desk.
The giant from Virginia clomped up
stairs to the desk of the young scientist.
for whom he had collected some speci
mems, and shambled up to where the
young man sat.
The young scientist looked up, and he
went bit pale. Probably he had sud
don OHM v,oo rSnov ne
Suh," said the giant, solemnly ad-
dressing the nervous young man Of
science at his desk, "Ah've come up this
away from Browns island. Do you all
know Miss Penelope Sadheart?'
The young scientist grabbed heavy
paper weight in one hand and a rubber
ruler in the other and jumped up. He
was game, all right.
Yes, I do he replied, with his face
as chalky as mans face can get.
What of it?''
The words that were probably thumb.
ing through his head just then were:
Here's that girls fisherman beau, and
he's going to make two bites OF me: but
I'm a-going to give him a run for his
money at that"
"Oh, nuthin', suh," said the giant.
"Ah jes' happened tub mention huh
Alive toted up heah some O. them things
you all was a-lookin' fob down owuh
way awhile back, and"
Then the young scientist fell back in
his chair with the relaxation of pure 10Y.
and his blood began to circulate again.
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