The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23

With the Long BOW.
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HER upl Senator Dolliver says that mud and CIV
" ilization 60 together.
The king Of England has had telephone put IN How
would you like to call up the kng Hello Hello! there,
IL that you Edwardq Pretty nice weather were haVlng
isn't lit
A Connecticut wrapper-the nutmeg state clergyman
who is knocking Senator Bulkeey.
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It's good time get your building material together
before the rush begins .@~-+ -.E s 80. E~.=@.
French author who visiting in New York and there
fore thinks that he seeing America that comfort IN
the American acceptance of the word seems to consist IN
those little Injuries and convenlences the want OF "h1cn
makes American miserable while their possession does
make him happy just what is idea OF comfort
anyhow 49,. 49, 49,. 49,. ..-
We can see no better way for Standard Oil than to have
the Kansas overthrow the consutionaity of the
states oil refinery Certainly people would care 10
use unconstitutional oil
The old will stay house where there
10 piano has been exploded It remarkable how the In
tegent little animals will accommodate themselves to con-
ditions.
The American Museum Of Natural History in New York
recently secured the skeleton Of bontosaurs and when
the beasts framework set up the gave pink
other kind Of tea at which select few including
j. Pierpont Morgan present good many scientists
felt that private social function like "a tea did not
we'll with brontosauran skeleton in public place like
museum and they made some small song about it In the
papers that P contributed several thou
sand dollars Of the pubcs money to the bony re-
nander Of the extinct beast and deserved at least Of
tea private view by way of recognition We should not
be too fierce our billonalres.
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Peter Sampson talkative Winnebago Indian who has
visiting Omaha interviewed by the Bee and showed
himself to be person Of quiet tastes He said: 49, i.
''Whte in Omaha bad. Indians that came down
here have money and white will give any
thing They say big money big eat, little money little eat
and no money Indians different and better.
When Indian has nothing he goes to another Indian and
lives with him and they divide When Indian gets drunk
he has enough, but white has enough do not
to be white I am glad that am Indian and
would give big Indian for of the best white
women.'
It's question Of taste after all.
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Old Man from the Eighth ward in today to
confess that twenty-five years ago he used to be "cha
peen' rollerskaer 1t the days of the old Wash
ington rink and the rink the building occupied by
the New England
Those were spring days., said Mr. Moses, shaking his
head sadly at the contrast the present presented to the
good old times The skating they did then real fancy
10 you recall the human flyf NO! well, L recall MIN
we'll He did stunts at many Of the large Kinks all the
country If there who could skate up the side
Of wall and the ceiling, the Fly Of
he ddn really do this but the efforts of the Loopheoopsts
show that the idea ridiculous might The
Fly very fancy SKATER however, and he had all the
girls gone him. for next to military uniform the most
attractive thing to the fair good dancer skater In
1881 2 there whole lot Of anxious to lick the
Fly -
II tried the skates again the other day., said Mr. Noses
Eat the rink up north and found that it pretty good
sport for old fellow after ALL There the old familiar
grinding Of the rink and the boiler Of the band and
papa put the wheeled shoes and took turn himself It
all back to you," said Mr. Moses rehectivey Gas
easy lying slipped around naty and elegantly as
creased pig thru pasture fence There the old
crowd, too. The slim all legs and grace there
There the plump girl not fat but the always
appears to be bursting out Of her clothes The young old
man was Of course, on hand trying to make hit with
ladies by his exhibition of spryness There Charlie
freshly torn from his cgaret in the lobby and there
the few hundred real girls who gigged and gum
and admired Charlie. Great" said Mr. Moses, Great
whatever do, don't neglect the rink It's sports
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