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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
FOOD N WEATHER.
Why People Cat More In Winter
Than They Do In Summer.

Why People Cat More IN Winter
Than They Do In Summer.
1t has been shown that the consump-
ton of food Increases in direct proper
ticn &c the decrease in temperature.
We eat more III winter than in summer,
and the Inhabitants of the temperate
regions require more food than those
Of the tropic zone.
This is due to several causes. In the
first place air is denser i'll colder eli
mates and more oxygen is taken in
with each breath. SO that Il greater sup
ply Of carbon-derived from foods
necessary in order that the two gases
may combine in their proper proper
tons for the maintenance of bodily
heat. Again, the inhabitant of a cold
climate usually has to work harder
than the more fortunate southerner,
whose wants decrease as nature be-
comes more generous. The harder the
daily labor the greater the amount Of
food required.
Climate not only affects the quanti-
ty but also the quality of the food con
sumed. The Eskimo could not live up
on the dainties Of nature which load
the tables of the poorest in the tropics,
for the conditions of his existence re-
quire the consumption Of an enormous
amount of fatty matter, SO that blub-
Der IS to him Il chief necessary of life.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Do Not Suppress a Cough.

When you have a cough do not
try to suppress it, bat remove the
cause. The cough is only a symp-
tom of some disease, and the dis
ease is what you should cure, then
the cough will stop of itself. The
most common cause of coughing is
a cold. Anodynes will promptly
suppress the cough, and prepare.
tons containing chloroform, OPT
UNI, etc., are used for that purpose,
but they do not cure the cold.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy on
the other hand does not suppress
the cough, but relieves it by remov-
ing from the throat and lungs the
mucus which %abstructed the breath
ing and allaying the irritation and
tickling in the throat. It also opens
the secretions and effectually and
permanently cures the cold as we'll
as the cough. For sale by V. B.
Diehl, next door to P. 0.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26

A ON in the sultan's realm when
divorced from her husband is not
treated with %contumely and often mar
ries again. A husband simply says to
his wife, Il have divorced you" She
leaves him, and he tells the same to
the cadi, who gives to him a paper of
written enforcement. If it is the first
or second time that this has occurred
he may take her back again without
any formality ensuing, but after a
third divorce she will be lost to him
forever. Men abuse this license and
sometimes divorce their wives for a
very small fault, like a bad dinner or
a button unsewed, each knowing that
If he repents he can have his wife back
before evening. It is not uncommon
that a wife is divorced from five hus-
bands and lives with a sixth.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
HCr PiOuS Wish.

Robert Burns friend. DR.. Blackjack,
the blind poet, was a licentiate of the
Church of Scotland and used to preach
occasionally.
One Sunday he was supplying a
country pulpit. Certain deaf old wo-
men, as was the custom III those days,
had squatted on the pulpit stairs to be
as near the preacher as possible. Like
the mass Of the Scottish people, they
abominated sermons that we're read.
One Of them as soon as the discourse
was begun said to her neighbor i'll a
tone that was audible through the
whole church, rs he readin'?'
'9Tuts, woman! No, he Gamma read.
He's blind.''
"Blin, is he, eh? That's raal fort
nate. | wish they were a blind"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26

Gov. LaFollette of Wisconsin
was elected United States senator
on Tuesday, to succeed Sen.
Quarles. A primary election law
and public control of transporta.
ton charges have been the two
principal issues that Mr.. LaFollett
has been fighting to establish for
several years. On these issues he
has been elected governor of Wis
consin three times in succession.
Fhe primary election law he has
succeeded in establishing in his
state, and now that the transpor-
cation question has been made a
national issue and will be settled
in congress he naturally wants to
be i'll the thickest Of the fight, and
he will be there after, March 18th.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Male and Female BUYERS.

Whereas some women will go into u
vast establishment intent on spending
q certain sum-say, on an article of
dress-and will successfully scrutinize
half a dozen things besides what she
originally wanted and retire without
buying any, a nan will stray in with
out any fixed plan of purchase and will
sometimes purchase large quantities of
goods that he never dreamed of want
ing when he entered the shop.--London5
Truth.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Drinking Water.

Our physical well being would be
greatly increased if we would drink
a large glass Of water Immediately on
arising and again. on retiring. The
morning glass may be of hot water to
advantage. Then take another large
glassful between breakfast and dinner
and another between dinner and sup
per. Encourage the water drinking hab-
it in the children as well as in your
self, for thereby the eliminating proc
esses Of the body are satisfactorily car
ried on.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Dense.

Queen Victoria was greatly moved
on the occasion of the distribution Of
medals at the close of the Crilnean
war, but her grief was not apparent to
those less sympathetic. "Was the
queen touched?" a lady asked Lord
Panmure. "Bless my soul, no." was
the reply. "She had a brass railing be-
fore her, and no one could touch her!"
II mean was she movedY' the lady
continued and was answered: Moved?
She had no occasion to move"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Sale and Lease OF Common School
Lands

Notice is hereby given that on Ma,cll 10th
1905, all Unbiased Common School Lands ii,
Bon Hoit,tne county will be offered for sale al
public auction between the hours Of 10 O'Clock
q. M. andSs4o'clock I. NJ, attic front door Of
the &C urt house in said county. Aud on March
18th, i9oS, all of said lands remaining unsold
viii be for lease at public auction be
tween the hours of 10 O'Clock A. NJ. and {
o'clock 2. NJ, at the front door of tile court
house ir said comfy.
Dated at Pierre, s. D., January 9th, 1895.
g. ]. BAcH,
Commissioners Of School and Public Lands.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
The smart i

Every year" said the professor, 81
sheet of water fourteen feet thick is
raised to the clouds from the sea-"
What time of the year does that hap
pen, p~rofessoE7p asked the freshman.
II should think it would be a sight
worth going to see.n
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Tyndall Tribune: A

Tyndall Tribune: August Koe-
mig went down to Tulare, Sphinx
county, last week and brought
home with him his 70 year old Sis
ter. This sister raised Mr.. Koenig
as his mother died when he was a,
mere boy, and for her watcbful
care and motherly kindness he is
now going to repay her.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26

Olivet Leader: Rich. .Boegler's
sale on Thursday last was we'll at
tended and everything sold fairly
we'll. We are informed tllat Mr..
5Boeeler will form. q partnership
with his brother Il. 2. IL the gen
eral store OF Wittenberg.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Bought Chamberlain's Coug RENE

bought ~ChamberIain's Cong Remedy
and Sent tito Friends.
Mr.. g. W. J. Fletcher, a drug.
glst IN Victoria, Australia, says:
IA customer of mine Was so pleas
ed with Chamberlain's Cough Rem
-dy, which she had used for her
,hildren when suffering from colds
and Group, that duringa fortnight's
time she obtained at my shop nine
bottles which she sent to her friend
~ different parts Of the state, tell
3ag them how much good it had
one and advising them to give il
3 trial. For sale by V. B. niehl,
next door to P. O.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
A Mean Retort.

IF you don't stop talking" cautioned
the husband, .'Ill not be able to catch
any fish, That's funny answered
the wife. When a girl angles for a
husband she has to talk a great deal"
81 know. But there's a difference be-
tween fish ~andlobsters."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
WonaerfuINerye

Is displayed BY many a man en-
ariDg pains Of accidental cuts,
ounds, bruises, burns, scalds.
- feet Or stiff joints. Bttthere
= need Tor il. Bucklens Arnica
alive will kill the pain and cure
ie trouble It's The best saive on
arth for piles, too. 25c 1T v. B.
Diehl's.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
"a Model

Professor Occurring upon the rhinoc-
cros)-I must beg you 70 give me your
undivided attention. 1t is absolutely
impossible that you can form a true
Idea Of this hideous animal unless yon
Keep your eyes fixed on me.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26

A bill has been introduced in the
legislature to require all intoxicat-
ing liquors sold to be 80 per cent
pure. The weak feature of the
law would be its impracticability,
owing to the difficulty in finding
inspectors.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Bacon,s Crime.

Master ito youth being examined In
English history)-With what crime was
Lord Bacon charged2 Youth {as If by
an inspiration1-With writing Shake.
speare's plays.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
sound Advice.

One way to achieve popularity and
success is to refrain from saying what
you think unless it is necessary that
yon express an opinion.-Duluth Trib-
une,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Our Clubbing Offer.

Onr OH1f.
The following papers and periodicals
will be furnished IN connection with
the Observation-Disclosures at the fol-
lowing rates per year:
Review Of Reviews, 600
Scientific American, $3.50
st. Paul Pioneer Press, LIE
Sioux City Semi.Weekly Journal, l.5O
Chicago Inter Ocean, l.50
Sioux City Semi-weekly Tribune $50
S. D. Farmer, Sioux Falls l.3O
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Masking Himself solid.

Miss Hint-Every one says I'm the
picture Of mamma. Do you think sol
Mr.. Wise-Yes, but a very 1attering
Observation-Disclosures Wisconsin.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26
Looking Ahead.

Mabel-You don't know George, papa.
Hes generous tea fault. Mr.. Nurox-
I'm glad to hesrn Perhaps he'll be
saaazoas-so soma q, goczsy-lp2sN
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26

Tie regard one shows economy is
like that we show an old aunt who is
to leave us something at last-snan-
stone.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-26

Clever persons + always the best
ancynlopedia-yGoetha
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
WiSx Do We Laueh7

What is there in the simple act of
slipping on an orange peel that it
should give the world such intense joy?
The very thought Of it, provided he
isn't hifnscQs mo victim, is enough to
make man feel good natured for
the rest of the day, though he may
carry around Il constitutional Crouch.
Is it that one loves to see man
and brother running the risk of break
ing his collar bone, soiling his best trou-
sers or ripping half the buttons on his
garments loose from their moorlngs?
We cannot understand why men who
pride themselves on their tender hearts
should double up with mirth over an
accident Of tAis sort. 1t must be q
barking buets ~ the animal in man.
Is there ANN either explanation?
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
BABE MURDERED.
Mother Claims Crime Was Committee
by Man Whose House She Kept.

MOtner CIainS Urine was ComniltoC
by Man Whose House She Kept.
New York, Sept. "a confessed ac-
compDfce in the murder Of her two
year Old daughter, whose mutilaied
body was subsequently, bathed and
neatly clad in it's best clothes and then
tossed into the open doorway of a
west side tenement house, Agnes Hy-
land, aged % years, was locked w
last night.
Gustave Denser, a plumber With
whom the woman lived as house
keeper, is also under arrest. The
mother told the police that Denser
killed her baby girl Gertrude because
it was in The way" and that she
helped to dispose of the body.
The janitor of the tenement Monday
morning stumbled over the body
which, wrapped in a newspaper, lay
in corner Of the dark stairway. Ply
sicians found a mortal wound on the
temple, while the face bore nine STAB
wounds, apparently made by pen
knife.
Later in the day the body was iden.
tilted by the janitress of a tenement
on West 45th street and the home Of
the Hyland woman. The arrest of the
mother and Denssr and the confession
OF the former followed. Denser de-
MED the murder of the child
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
GREAT EFFECT FOR GOOD
Has Been Visit Of Secretary Taft and
Party to Canton, China.

Has Been Visit Of Secretary Taft and
Party to Canton, China.
Hong Kong, Sept. 5-Secretary Of
War Taft and party arrived at Canton
Monday morning and proceeded to the
American consulate, where the MEM
bers OF the party were met by bat
TALON of the viceroy's guards. After
a reception at the consulate the party
became guests of the new Canton rail-
way, covering it's entire distance. At
l o'clock the visitors were entertained
at luncheon by invitation of the vice
to be present. His representative
made speech referring to the frend-
ly relations between tho Chinese na-
ton and America.
Secretary Taft, in his response, said
that by direction of the president, he
was pleased to note the friendly re'a-
lions Of the two countries. The United
States did not want one foot or one
acre of the soil Of China. The secre-
tary Thought the boycott of American
goods was an unreasonable violation
Of treaty rights and conditions be-
tween the two countries and declared
that he was glad the viceroy had or
dered the boycott stopped
The party's trip to Canton has had
an immense effect for good; and it is
believed that within two weeks the
boycott will end.
The viceroy Monday morning gave
notice that he had ordered the boycott
to be declared off and all of it's leaders
to be arrested and punished.
Old residents Of Canton say that
they believe the agitators are using
the boycott as an excuse for demon
srtration against all foreigners.
During their stay in Canton a few
members OF Secretary Taft's party Wis
tied the old city. They made many
purchases and were treated with great
respect, there being no evidence of III
feeling. The entire party returned to
Hong Kong late last night.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
ENCAMPMENT is ON.
National G. a.. r. Affairs at Denver
Fills City With People.

Denver, Sept 5.-The first official
business of the thiTty-ninth annual en-
campment of the G.. A. r. was trans
acted Monday when the national coun-
Gil of administration met and selected
10. Il. Stillings OF Boston for junior
vice eommander-in-chief to fill the va
cancy caused by promotions due to the
death OF Commander n-Ghief Wilomn
Blackmar. The council also approved
the work Of its executive committee
performed during the interim since
the last encampment and audited the
accounts.
The streets were thronged last nigr.
and the strains Of martial music wore
heard throughout the downtown quar-
ter. Drum corps and brass bands. fol
lowed by griZzled veterans, marched
to and fro between department and ma.
tional headquarters, while slghtseers
filled the sidewalks and congested the
streets. The streets were brilliantly
Illuminated and the national colors in
all sorts Of forms flew from every
building In the business quarter.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
Humor 0no Philosophy
BY DUNCAN NJ, SMITH
CALORIC CONDITIONS.

A song for hot weather. Some people
Might say that a song doesn't fit.
They'd feel more, with such a condition,
Like throw1ng a hammer at It,
Or like stretching forth as a welcome
A chilly land ice crusted mitt.
When 1t is as hot as the mischief
And still growing hotter each day,
wouldn't be shocked If the singer
Got lynched when he tried TO get gay.
But bring on a good high grade weeper.
And none would begrudge him his pay.
FOR what would we sing of a summer
If tempted to burst into song?
We couldn't kaas in the hay fever
AIG bear. on its sneezes, down strong:
The audience would as a body
Rise up and declare we were wrong.
A song of .@sS& weather? Say, rather.
A 6irGe for the season of sweat
If one could sit down on an iceberg.
Some strcas Inspiration to get
He might grind one out, but that even
Is not what you'd call safe bet.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
Monkey Held the Fort.

Sioux City, Ia, Sept. 5.-For over
an hour Monday monkey held pos.
session of the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul passenger station here, hay
ing driven out the waiting passengers
and employees, after worsting a big po-
iiceman, tho janitor and basgageman
The animal threw peaches through
windows and mirrors and at all pas
sengers attempting to enter the sta
tion After doing much damage the
creature was dubbed into submission
by the station policeman. who was
badly hurt during the fray.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
FRONT ELEVATION.

walls Of stone ana cementcd floor and
separate coal bins and storerooms for
each apartment. The frame is of hem
lock, shcathed and shinSled.
THE main roof Is covered with cedar
Shingles. All windows have outside
blinds Of white pine with rolling Stats
Hfd REa hung with wrought iron angle
Hinges and spring back hooks.
The floors throughout are of marrow
yellow pine, we'll blind nailed The in
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
Psychological Influences

81 can't understand what has made
me SO thirsty all OF sudden" eX-
claimed tAa seaid passenger on the
through tsss<ks.
easy enough" replied the drum
mer. I'VE have just crossed the line
into prohibition state"
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
Safer.

Johnny, what. are you going to be
when you grow up?"
"a buystAs.''
"a burglar. Why, l am shocked!
They wifi feck you up"
''Yes, had thought about that. Per-
haps VIII only be member of the
city council"
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
The Law Saved Him.

as it hot enough for you?" cheerily
asked the little man when the world
was sweltering at 102 in the shade.
Without n word the man addressed
reached for his hip pocket. Curses"
he muttered, ION the law that forbids
the carrying of concealed weapons"
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
Boosts The Price.

A bird In tsss hand is worth two in the
bush.
This dubtless is true; but, If further you'll
push
Or into a miliner store, you'll declare
That q bird on the hat is worth twenty
elsewhere.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
Almost a Miracle.

The claim Of miracles, they say.
With rseGes@ thought won't fit
Still, things you can't account for may
Occur at times along the way,
AS when tasy SaLse fellows pay
Before ne asks for 1t.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
FIRsT FLOOR PLAN.

terior walls are pilstered. The trim
ID OF clear cypress of special design.
The entire house ia piped for gas
separately for each floor. The stairs
IRE of cypress lumber, with oak new
IDS, rails and balusters. The hardware
throughout is OF plain wrought black
mn. with combination knobs, roses
Ind escutcheons. The bathrooms and
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
FzIT PARAGRAPHS.

Some people are to the manner born,
and some are elected to the city coun-
Gil by thxtS constituents.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08

There are peo-
pie who really
dom t k II o w
VIII ether they
like work or not,
it being SO long
since they in
dulged in 1t.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
Low PRICED DOUBLE HOUSE
Especially Adnptc'! to n Twenty-f,xc
Foot Lott sNt, oSOO

1NU'F''' 10 a TWENTY-FIVE
Foot Lot 0Nt. $4,000.
copyright, 1905. by S.aaley A. Dennis 80.
Broadway. New York;
We herewith present to our readers
q model design and plan for a two
family house which may be erected
on n twenty-five foot or larger plot
With equally good results. This huild-
Apg Is provided with two .himneys and
Gnay be built and used with or without
eeafing apparatus in the cellar. There
Is cellar under the entire house. with
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08

SECOND FLOOR PLAN.
Kitchens contain complete modern,
plumbing and fixtures. The walls OF:
The bathrooms are laid OF in tile on
f9ck wall plaster and white enamel.
All interior woodwork Is finished In
the natural wood.
The cost willb e found to be about,
$500 in localities where material ana
4hg1Sye not abnormslly nGh
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08

Many are sailed, but few arise until
the very last minute,
1t Is more blessed to receive than to
be turned S@ysA
Truth iE szesas-ti'nss found IN the com
pany of lies, but it isn't the fault of the
liar.
When man tries to stand on his
dignity he often finds his footing I'M
certain.
No woman really wishes she were
younger than she is; she merely wishes
to have the qualities of youth with the
experience Of maturity.
Some people are so polite that one
can't help feeling that they feel that
they have to prove it.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
1t takes lot of money to make
some men good looking.

One reason why lawyers don't like
to tell the truth is because they might
get In the habit Of II, and that would
be- taa Tor business.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08

A splendid building lot on MAR
street, Yale, between DR.. Pollock's an(
Jas. McColl's residences.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08

One hundred and twenty acres-ln
Greenwood township to be sold at a
bargain.
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08
RapIey Real
Estate
Exchange X

intending
parcel that looking Read this list carefully
The Yale expositor., 1905-09-08

Many are sailed, but few arise until
the very last minute,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-19
HANS zUPP AND JOHN L.
Surprised That the Old Fighter Didn't
Remember Him.

Alder der incidence ad der Audi
| toryum lasd night, I wandered back to
der offs in dark brown study
Noislessly abbroaching my desk, [
turn on der spotlight. drawss my
| trusdy cOrkscrew and remQofs my
wireless tellefun from der Iowesd
lefdhand drawer. Den I calls oop
Chon L.
Pressnedtly he anserss der ring, und
L say: iegatsenjammer, Chon. Do
you recognition der foice2'' t'Vot %
sayss Chon L. dot foice sound IA
milliarness, but hat forgot der
name ?"
l vas staggered nit der blow! He
didndt remember me!
/ almOsd chew der neck ouf der
/ tellefun NIT angSiedy vile I scream.
You do nod know me? Wy, dond
you remember dot time in der Sum-
ing in front uf der hotel on fremont
Sdreedt telling BiffaloO Bill how many
men you had soaked on der chaw und
he vas telling you how many glass
balls he had knicked oudt in sinkle
conbat2 Und dOndt you remember
me- der sefendousandsigsh oonderd-
undfoTteenth Won uf dem nine tousand
peoples vot vent ny ind rubbered ad
You dondt mean to tell me id ISIS my
! oldt colleen chump, Hans Zupp p
Der same Says I.
TOO badt I hat token parkav
seadt on der vater-vagon. 1 would
like to setumOop ad you" sayss
Chon L.
So, der crusd being broken. es id
we're, pegins to ask Chon L. some
kvesdions. "Fairsd," sayss l. who
told dot manacher uf yours dot you
vos At years. uf ache % Search me-
Chon L. but vot dit you tink IF der
egsfbishun p
I'D vas fine I ansers, 'tegsept dot
der back uf der neck vas a fiddle
skinny, ind der hair vas mouse color.
ind der hat vas larche und fuzzy.
Come in nit der diagram" sayss
1 tno1a I.