The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-16
MEMS COLUMN

prefer husband to position.
Scientific mothers do not seem to
be developing any better men and
women than the old-fashioned ones
who depended on cat-nip tea and
switches.
A boys parents sometimes forsake
him but there is no record OF his
grandmother ever going back on him.
The newer the baby the prouder
the mother.
There never was woman SO
distinguished that she would not
consider an offer of marriage.
"A woman often INDUCES in anger
because she feels so good when she
gets over it.
There is nothing a woman enjoys
more than worrying over things she
knows will never happen.
There never was woman created
who would not lie in the interests OF
those she loved.
Nothing can pacify mans wife
if he comes home after, staying out
till 2 A. NJ. and finds her sitting up
waiting for him, but if he kisses her
affectionately and tells her she looks
as sweet as the day she was married,
it helps considerably.
If man can induce woman to
think she is managing him he can
make her do anything he wants her
to do.
A girl always pokes back her hair
with the hand that wears the hand
soonest ring.
"A woman would rather a man
would tell her pleasant lie than a
disagreeable truth.
No man ever did anything but
some woman thought she could have
done it better.
The most burning woman ques-
ton at present is "Can my husband
buy me new Easter bonnet?'
The girl that is always reasonable
and rational usually dies an old
maid.
Women are not sensitive about
their age, they are only sensitive as to
what others think about it.
"A girl with curly hair and pretty
face doesn't mind being bow legged.
"A woman don't really care so
much what you think about her, if
you hold out to the rest of the world
that she is perfect.
"A girl always enjoys seeing her
beau pull the sled up hill better than
she does soasting down after it is
pulled up.
Every girl sometime in her life,
has trigged herself up to see how she
would look with mustache and a
beard.
Every mother thinks her children
would be alright if it were not for the
deteriorating influence Of other chill
dren.
Nothing pleases girl quite as
much as to believe that her dearest
friend is afraid that she will get her
lover away from her.
No one has quite as nice a time
in this world as one boy among a
flock of sisters unless it be lone girl
in family of brothers.
No one has ever been able to
explain why when lot of women
meet when the thermometer is way
below zero, they always talk about
spring goods.
Whenever a woman looks at a
picture of an angel she always thinks
she could improve the fit of the angels
robe.
If the time ever comes when ladies
will appear in public wearing trousers
they will wear rutfies around the
bottom of the legs.
The three happiest periods in a
woman's life is when she gets her
first long dress, her first beau and her
first baby.
"A woman never falls in love
with another woman, she just gets
friendly.
"A woman would rather her hus-
band would run away with another
mans wife, than have one that other
women should always snub him.
No single woman is satisfied with
her condition.
When a women gets the marrying
habit nothing can stop her. All of
Johan Hoch's forty wives were
widows when they married him.
1t pleases a girl more to call her
"An awful flirt" than ga true hearted
damsel."
Girls that can afford to marry
poor men don't seem to take I'M with