The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-20

..Hennessy,' said Mr.. Dooley, "Oi
give it to We on me wurrd Nv honor. OF
balaye tn wurrld is comm to an end. ;"
80, be hivins!" said Mr.. Hennessy,
s.bejabbers, an We tell us at wanst
phat yure reason FIR thinkin' so is"
why no wan has Gust out tn
gunner FIR a whole week, SO far as OF
know" said Mr.. Dooley. "Oi hewitt
read roast in SO long thot it seems tn
knockers is all well played with tn
gunner It's passing shtrange, an 1T
is. OF am afraid tn critics will forgit
how to exercise tn roight Nv free
spache. TIL last spiel Oh read was a
rid hot roast iv me friend, Charlie Ay-
cock, an Oh thought, shure an II they
can't boil anything in soight they go
scootin doom tn pike to law office
in Goldsboro an cook a mon that is
shy iv office at tn prisint FIR PLAT he
has done. All, Hennessy, wan iv these
vitroil-soaled haythin is worst thin a
mad dog. This wan Oh am shpakin'
iv wanted to biff Misther Aycock FIR
pardoning tn poor divils whole he
was gunner. Called him names, an
he did, an it wasn't nOice at all, at ALL
to be takin' iv the payple's frien' loike
thot. Shure, Hennessy, iphat does a
mon gain be thryin' to belittle q big
Misther Aycock nayther gushed nor
chried over tn convicts, an he didn't
let 'em out iv tn pen amy more thin
some ithers hev' done an not as much
as some. Then how come iv tn criti-
cism he got, Hennessy. me by, FIR
turnin' tn animals out on society, was
because livery wan kipt his DYE on Ay-
cock an he cudn't do a thing without
livery wan SEEM him, an whin he par
,s,ak - -
lie thot it aven reached tn knockers
an they sat up howl fure tonnes as
beastly as tn beast thot was pardoned.
Some guvners hev' pardOned regular
divils an it wasn't known, FIR tn pub
lie owe don't gaze on tn doin's Nv
pigmies. AycOck is me frien'. Oh wud
rurther see him tell how he ust to
pillow an twist his big toe around to
schrape tn dirt oft tn shovil thin
toss brick bats at me naybors an
break beer bottles over their heads.
Wan iv these days he is goin' to shtand
on tn roof iv his law office an shed
tn private loife, an asst tn payple to
place him where he belongs in tn
sinate. Thin Sinator Simmons will
call on us, Hennessy, to back him. Oh
wud loike to back thin both. Thot
can't be, me boy; FIR tn prisint. Thin
PLAT ARE you an me going to do? OF
SnuQ Joke TO ndnulo q summons TICKET
FIR tn reason thot cousin Tom wants
tn Sinator to retoire to private lOife.
Misther Simmons knows livery school
house in tn shtate thot is big enough
to hold a shpeaker an foive FIR con-
gregation. He wud make foine post
master gineral FIR North Gardiner.
There is where tn throuble comes in
FIR tn Republicans. It's an iverlastin'
Mukden they ARE up again all tn
tonne SO long as Misther Simmons
runs tn business iv tn partly. He
cud give Thin pontoon. bridges an
cross bafure they settle who is to SUI
perintend tn wurrk iv putin down tn
bridge. Basoides he is a shtatesmon
iv no name parts an it is known. Sim
mons is gr-reat. Hennessy. is great
an Aycock, shure, an amt he Aycock
"Shpaking iv office an min. Hen
messy, Oh hey' always thought thot tn
Dimocrathic partly in North Gardiner
is undher something akin to obliga-
lions to me frien' over at that gay and
giddy Winston, and thot slow an
solemn Salem. Oh name Misther Cyrus
Watson, HenneSsy. Look at tn mon.
Whin there wasn't as much chanel FIR