New-York tribune., 1905-06-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


City the other day. He did not explain on what
plan he purposed to become guest
European American" asked the clerk.
The guest looked surprised. American" he said
emphatically Born and raised UP here in Platte
County. I don't look like foreigner. do II"
We boil our water patiently.
Then boil it once again.
We sidestep fights 6nd stay In nights.
Avoiding hold-up men.
The town would be a healthfu place
IF We could break the auto Of
The trick OF homicide.
-CChicago News
A native of India, who has lost g large amount
OF money through the insolvency of an English
merchant. explained the English insolvency laws as
follows: I'm Burma the white man who wants to
become insovent goes into business, and gets lots
of goods. and does not pay for them. He then
gets all the money he together. say 10000
rupees "a rupee is SO cents), and puts all of It
except 100 rupees away where no one can find it.
With the 100 rupees he goes to Judge of the court
and tells him he wants to become bankrupt The
Judge then calls all the lawyers together likewise
all the men to whom the white man owes money
and says: This man is insolvent but he wishes
to give you all that he has got he has asked me
to divide this 100 rupees among you ALL The Judge
thereupon gives the lawyers 80 rupees. and the re-
naming 10 rupees to the other men Then the
insolvent goes home to England"
Between Friends.-sngleton-s old man, I
wedderly-what is It?
Singleton-You married.
WedderIy-Sure.
singleton-Been married three times under
wedderly-That's the way It shows up on the
Singlston-well I'm thinking seriously Of takinp.
unto myself wife and want you TO dissuade
me from my purpose-fChicago News.
An instance of the application OF a. precocious
knowledge OF the law by a child occurred I'm a
Partisan school last January. In France education
10 htIt he la
remain at school after the age Of thirteen This
law needless to remark. is usually a dead letter.
but on the occasion in question q pupil suddenly
got up in the middle of a lesson. gathered I'D his
books. placed them neatly in his desk took UP his
hat and moved toward the door. Where are YOU
going?" asked the teacher. with a certain amount
of acerbity. "Sir" replied the boy with Irritating
nonchalance, II was thirteen years of age four
minutes ago. and you have no longer any right to
keep at school"
His Terrible Observation-Disclosures Young r5ste,
Old salt-Well. young man. ene night in the dog
on a starboard tack and blood pisin ensoosa
-(Pittsourg Dispatch
rubber film glove. according to "rhe INDIAN
apolis News" has been devised for surraons
The gloves are put on by immersing the hands
In a weak solution OF Gutta percha IN benzina or
acetone The purpose OF the film IS To seal ths
surfaces of the hands with an insouble. inner
rious and practically imrerceptble pellicle which
will not admit blood. pus or secretions Such a
protective measure FOR surgeons is setd To he
preferable to working with rubber gloves mas
much the sense OF touch or pliabIitv ne .ha
skin is not impaired in any way
Inconsderate.-A LADY who complained to her
milkman OF the quality of milk he sold her received
tho following explanation: You see. mum they
don't get enough feed this time o. wear
Why. them cows o. mine just as sorry about
Ii as am. often em cryin'-regular erwin
mum-heeause they feel as how their milk don't do
,em credit Don't you believe it, NUM- "oh, yes.
II. hA S,t.t \ x.,lay,
in future you'd sec that they don't d-oo sasir
tesrs into our ceu.1--ll3srpexfa Weskly.