The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-03-24
FRESH HASH

Prot. Weeks is back i'm school again
after seige of climatic chills during
which he shook everything but his
best girl.
we understand that tax receipts IN
Roberts county up to March lst
amounted to in the neighborhood of
$50, 900.
1T is SAID that the town of Peever
will revel iA a luxury of two jag ba-
zars. John Dove Will divide honors
with Bert Rloomhall.
Sioux City .Jonrnal: CHOW does
a robin know when spring comes?"
is the cOnundrnm propounded by a
magazine. The answer is easy, and
we may as we'll shout it IN chorus:
"IIe Doesn't"
''The lightning bug is brilliant,
but he hasn't any mind; re meanders
through the darkness with his mead
light on behind. Likewise the foolish
merchant whom no one can advise
he decla,cs there's nothin' doin,"
when asked to ADVERTISE"
III You have not attended the spring
opening tins week at the Peever,
Gorham Mercantile Co., stop in today
and see the most fashionable milll-
merry, cloaks, suits. skirts and dress
goods that was ever brought to this
city. 1t
The belle and beaux enjoyed them.
selves at st. Patricks party in Cor
telyou's hall last Saturday evensng.
The girls of the High School club
acted as hostese. The evening vas
pleasantly spent in progressive games.
See Mr.. Darlington. He has been
mentioned for mayor. How proud he
is. He is stepping higher than a
blind horse. If ne had wings he
would fly, Next week the other fel-
low will get the nomination and the
man will not step so high.
We handle the celebrated Capital
Brand canned goods which are all
fresh, and are the best efforts of ex-
perience in buying and canning.
They are composed of the best fruits,
cleanly and carefully packed. and are
sure to satisfy the most particular
buyer. Mrs. Henrietta Steele. 1t
The News says that +. 5. Ran
dolph has been confined to his room
the past week with a severe cold and
adds that "Jhe professor is so 'hOars'
that YOU can scarcely tell the differ
encc between his voice and fog
horn.' Gosh, we'll bet if we we're
the professor, we'd make old Mosh
prove that or sue him for libel.
Peter Hoban saws that as every
body else seems to be charry Of the
nomination for Mayor, that while he
doesn't want the darned office, he
WOULD sacrifice himself upon his
country's alter and become a candi-
date for mayor on a platform of stake
all in sight and hustle for more" !"
But Pete says 1T would ''gravel hlm
like Ill to train along" with some
of the politicians as he might lose his
reputation.
Nearly $500 has been provided by
the business men OF Belle Fourche to
entertain the Stockmen and their vis-
iting friends from the various mar
kets VINO viii be there April l3 to Is.
says the Belle Fourche Bee. The
meeting will be hummer. The
Belle Fourche paper adds there are a
whole lot of people who would like to
see a real live town once in their lives
at least. They will have the oppor-
tunity Everybody expecting to at
tend may rest assured that every
effort posSlable tn make will be put
forth To entertain all visitors proper
ly,
"a thing OF beauty is joy for
ever. t.lls said tn. immortal what's.
his name, ana sn say we, and we were
! fnrciby reminded uf this quotation
when we passed the Red Cross Drug
Store Yesterday aud noticed the ar
tissue display windows, In one OF
the windows are pipes. There were
brlar pipes ana merchaunl pipes.
PLAIN pipes and gold trimmed pipes,
that to lock at would make you have
] pipe dreams. In the other window
are box after box of the new pride
OF slssetOn" cigar manufactured es-
pecially tor Mr., Towes and just on