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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26
Probate Court Proceedings.

Nancy A. Town, admrx. of Joseph
G. Town, filed petition to sell real es.
tate.
Sarah M. Fouch, admrx. of Isaac
shaffer, Jr., filed inventory.
Peter Weishaupt, exr. of Catherine
Weishaupt, filed final account.
W. W. Williams appointed admr.
of John Q. Overman.
Will oftWm. Purdy probated.
VIM. II. Purdy and henry Purdy'
appointed Fexrs. of the will of VIM.
Purdy.
Alice. Kirk appointed gdn. of Geo.
Kirk.
Walter Garnett, admr. of B. r,
Garpett, filed report of sale of per-
sonal property.
Walter Garnett, admr. of B. f
Garnett, filed first and final account.
Fay Baldwin, assignee of II. w.
Wolfe, filed report of dividends.
c. T. Mullenix, gdn. of Homer Nc.
Coy ct al, filed third account.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26
Marriage Licenses.

David L. Phelps, New Fain, and
Mary j. Roads, Sinking Spring.
Elmer Anders, Moons, and Lydia
Belle Jett Greenfield
Ira Watson, Mt. Oreb, and Pearl
Prickett, Harwood.
Thomas elmer Armstrong, Shelby.
Vile, Ky, and Maud Mabel Rother,
Hillsboro.
Clarence II. Easter, Circleville, and
Laura Murray, Hillsboro.
Don Main, Marshall. and Pearl Ash.
more, Berrysville.
Earnest N. Lemon, Hillsboro, and
Mamie L. Pulse, Lynchburg.
Edward Steveson Roades and Myr-
tie Jordon, b 9TH of Hillsboro.
Edward Heppard, Berrysville, and
Hattie Shattuck, Fairfax.
Oscar Malcom, Westboro, and
Leora Swartz, Hillsboro.
Peter Adams and Elizabeth E. Lar.
kin, both of Highland.
"And you kissed Miss Uglimugg
How could you?"
"Well, you see, that's the only way
I can keep her from singing"
|
"My wife married me to spite SOM
body"
"Who was it?"
"Me, think"
SIS false eyes always made av glass
I dunno?"
CAV course they are, ye fool. How
else cud a man see through them:'
Man-I'd hate to have girl refuse
me.
Girl-Then you must never propose
to one.
"Sure, hear ye're a happy father
Pat"
"Thin ye' haven't heard but half a
it. I'm two av thin. Ut's twins"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26
AMERICAN SLAVES.


causes nervousness, sleeplessness,
head aches, back aches, distress after
eating, furred tongue, and general
weakness and debility.
Mi.o.na is not a mere temporary
relief for indigestion, but positive
remedy for all stomach troubles, pro.
noting good digestion, stimulating
the secretions and restoring health.
Ask The w. II. Smith Co. to show
you the guarantee under which they
sell Mi.o.nl. A large box of the tab
lets sells for so cents, but costs moth
ing unless 1t cures.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26
Are You Interested In q Fast Grow.
Ing CountPy2

The Chicago & North Western Rail-
way Co. will furnish reliable informa-
tion regarding many desirable loca-
tions in the West and Northwest on
its lines for Industrial esta tablishments.
Hotels, banks, stores, produce buyers,
lumber dealers, brick yards and other
excellent business opportunities.
Full information regarding cheap
lands in this fertile territory. All the
particulars desired by prospective
settlers are promptly furnished upon
application to agents of the North
Western Line, or to w. B. Kniskern,
Passenger Traffic Manager, Chicago.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

No one appreciates better than the
victim of indigestion that he is an
abject slave to bis stomach, and Mr..
Smith, In guaranteeing that Mi-o-na
will strengthen the stomach so that
you can eat what you want and when
you want 1t, removes all fear of fur.
ther bondage.
The stomach is to the body what
the foundation is to the house, and
when 1t is weakened or diseased, one
organ after another is affected until
the heart, lungs, kidneys and liver
will all be Involved. Indigestion
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26
Industrial Opportunity.

A new folder giving concise informa-
tion regarding industrial openings
along the Chicago h North-Westeru
Railway, with particulars a. to fact
orv buildings, and desirable sites avail.
able for immediate use and other in
formation Of much value to manufac.
turers seeking new locations. There
are hundreds Of splendid openings for
manufacturer, jobbers and retail
dealers in territory reached by the
North. Western Line.
This folder contains a full descrip-
tion of several important extentions
of'The North. Western Line that open
some of the finest territory In the
West. Free on application to n.
NJ. Breeze, Gen'l Agt., 436 Wal.
nut st., Cincinnati, o.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

It makes no difference how long you
have been sick, If you are troubled
with indigestion, constipation, liver
and kidney troubles, HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea will make you we'll. 35
cents. KAUFMAN e. BAER.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

Girls, If you want red lips. bright
eyes, sweet breath aud good looks use
Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea. The
greatest beautifer known. IS cents,
Tea or Tablets. KAUFMAN & BAER
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

Miss Askham-And do you paint
nothing but animal pictures every
day?
Mr.. D'Auber-Well on Fridays l
paint fish.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

care there any labor troubles south
of the canal strip"
"No-it's wrong to strike below the
belt"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

Diner-Give me plate o. pork and
beans and hurry 'em up.
Waiter (shouting)-C -Chicago& Boston
express!
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

"what silly verses that woman is re-
clting!"
II wrote them, sir"
"Ah-Oh, yes-to be sure-clever
lines, but horribly delivered, don't you
know-woman must be fool to bun.
gle 'em so-who is she?"
my wife, sir!"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

To all points In Montana, Idaho,
Washington, Oregon and British Go.
lumbus, September 18th to October
3lst, 1905. Round Trip Homeseekers'
Tickets on special days. Write at
once for information and maps to Ira
F. schwegel, Travelling Agent. Wis.
consin Central R'y. ,407 Traction Bldg =,
Cincinnati, o.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

For SALE-Both timothy and clover
hay, A. e. HILLIARD, Hillsboro, 0.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26
Want to Sell Your Farm I?

Town property or business? or ex-
change what you have for something
else, some other place Listen: I'm
getting up large lists which | expect
to advertise extensively all over the
United States. Wouldn't you like
yours on these lists? No advance
charges or names advertised. Hun
dreds would read about what you
have, and yours might be just what
"lots" ofsthem wanted.
BY this plan can surely help you
to either sell yours, or, get you an
exchange for something you'd rather
have. Just call or write me what you
have and want-you'll get a reply.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26
WANT TO BUY A FARM 4?

Property or Business of any kind ?
Just call or write me what you want
where you prefer 1t and approxi-
mately the price you will pay-Ig
sUITED-and I'll send description of
what think will meet your approval.
I've hundreds of bargains--all sizes
In every state, for sale or exchange.
CHAs. RICHARDS, Hillsboro, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-10-26

SIS false eyes always made av glass,
I dunno?"
"Av course they are, ye fool. How
else cud a man see through them!'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19

hand The knucles sounded like marbles-marbes rafting
in bag The clerk his knees. Theopois stepped
candenely behind another clerk He poked three Of his
verebrae sideways with his forefnger Then he poked them
back again. Banzai The husky clerk went home He
sick 49,. r. r
Theopos became sport. He became hero He it.
When he azy stretched his hand the husky clerks dispersed
jerks deferred to. He had opinions Could he do up
Jeffries? En- Could he! COULD HE! Well!
Theopos padded his shoulders. He had arrived. He
gave lectures at Brooklyn church sociabes Friends shook
hands with him but It at their peril Theopos
did to be rude: He could not help it, He
natural-born ju-jitz.
The boss heard of him. He interested He invited
him to spend Sunday in Jersey. Theopols accepted The
proud They rode in the smoker The boss leaned
back his Ever and he nudged his shoulder at
Theopois The COMMUTERS looked. See T. jerks? The
GREAT T. jerks! Never heard Of him. T. Jenks the
ju- jitsu king? All in whispers. But jerks knew He
used to being it. He never blushed
He gave an exhibition In the boss's stable. Special
friends invited he bry negro coacman he the
trial He stood still wonderngy Theopois had babe
him stand STILL joint cracked. The burly
his knees Applause!
The burly negro wise He suggested that he stand
not STILL Theopols approached The burly negro side
stepped His fists failed They big hams They
were hard nails.
This was u- tsu. This not the way to treat the
art The art of the Ancient Samurai
jerks stretched out his hand. He jumped deftly
The collar within his grasp.
CRACK!
Theopolis slept all that night He did not dream The
doctor said there hope. He slept most of Sunday
Theopolis now has classes. He teaches young
He teaches them u-jitsu All barred. He gives
wise advice. He says to his pupils:
EtFrst catch your opponent asleep New York Press
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
If This is
Your Portrait
You Are
Entitled to q
Prize of 81.
Exclamation of Plan.

These photographs are selected
at random from number taken
each day by The Journals pho
tographer on the principal busi-
ness streets.
Those whose pictures are pub
lished will receive a prize Of $1.00
by calling at The Journal office
and being identified before 6
o'clock p. m. Of the seconds day
following the day of publication
of the picture.
No claim will be considered
that is not presented before 8
o'clock pm. on the second day
after the publication Of the pic
ture.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19

#IM; Mu-J1"\ tioms1y ait his FELLOW clerks. ALI
l w. wnn&1nxg, .dblw1onB OF what he might be
doin1g. Theopo1is sighed He spread ont
tho knowledge mine inside his desk drawer and read
This grip, albeit easy to learn, is the deadest grip
known the ancient Samura AS the fist of fierce
opponent pows your face you catch the closed
bunch Of knuokles with very slight effort bend back
against the wrist The great pain makes all resistance i'm
possible The desperate bowls for mercy he finds his
wrist swapping NoteTake that the grip is not too
strong; it is liable to break the wrist in two'' %*&
jerks was exalted He seized his left fist with his right
hand right hand the complete master Theopols
resumed: ~
ssThe coat grip equally deadly Having damned your
fingers the highwaymans eyes, your Seize
the apes of the either hand draw the collar Of the
coat tightly about neck Again it but question Of
few seconds when the either surrenders falls
quite dead ..a .9,.~... .#,E. ! - .>.-=
jerks flushed. Again +
tOnce your is the ground seize the toes Of his
boots If he should foolish attempt to rise the
slightest pressure forces him back Wrgge as he may he
cannot regain an upright posture Finally the feeling Of
utter hepessnes makes all further thoughts of resistance
disappear
81 Great. .@.
jerks glanced at his fellow clerks He smiled signif
cantlv jerks abored trust company His
fellow clerks sports. They aDlebodied. They
were wedressed They went in for hockey. They played
golf They spared. They played baseball.
Theopois did not. Theopolis pudgy. He 40
He boarded in Brooklyn He good clerk But he
wanted to be He wanted to be it. He had observed
the sports with envy He observed them Monday
They sunburn and husky then They compared golf
scores They playuy squared off at another in the
correct spa1ring attitude They exchanged scientific ps.
They nonchaant. The Of the world came easy
to them They regarded Theopos with contemptuous toll
Such contempuous tolerance may be observed in
the attitude Of snappy bullterer toward sleepy old
Newfoundland dog Theopolis the Newfoundland dog
The clerks were the bullterrers.
It had got to be monoonous Theopos out Of place.
He did not know how to put his hands Football and golf
he knew less about than he did about derenal calculus
He knew nothing about ffferential calculus.
with deft side jump get behind your assaant Seize
the either firmly between the thumbs and fore
fingers The viii eat out Of hand after
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19

this treatment Note-Professor Ko Sokum awaits at his
palatial parlors of jiu-jitsu uptown to elaborate
Theopos smiled with peculiar meaning Equipped with
ancient methods of the Samurai what who could Withstand
hm7 There personal risk. dainty movement and
your opponent yours
jerks went uptown and interviewed professor.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
When Jerks Took Up Jim-Jitsw

HEOPOLlS jerks WAS reading He was
reading a paper-eoweued book. 1t WAS
called 41eomts ON yin- 9am - 1t WIS very
interesting. TheopoEs glamoed surrerttai-
tiously ait his fellow clerks. All were
working, 'e]abaliiwaaonB OF what hB might be
doSsmsr Thenr,o1ss sio114sH He gr1seau ont
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
What Women Want to- K1a0w.

@OLORS AND STAINS.-How wash a blue linen
~ chambray waist it will not fade? Can you tell me
how to remove the stains from my white enamel kitchen
snk7 will take the outside dirt and grease off, but
the darker discoloration still remains.
Make strong solution Of salt and hot water about
half cupful Of salt to gallons of water, the
solution is still hot put your blue linen waist it let
it stand until cold Wiring it and dry IF you have
your waist and soiled wash quickly and carefully and
set the color
Gasoene is better than kerosene to remove stains
enameed sink Use the gasoene literally and then
wash off with hot water and soap.
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW
TIN WEDDING CELEBRATION-Wil you kindly give
idea how to properly celebrate tin weddingY
would like novel ideas if possible--A Subscriber
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
. What the Market Af0rMs..

GRAPEFRUIT, large, 10 cents.
NJ uPineapples, Is cents
Carrots 10 cents bunch. -<t
Satisfy, 8 cents bunch; two for Is cents
Green peppers, cents apiece.
II Egg plant 20 cents apiece.
Cocoanuts, 5 to s cents
Cooking pill, two pound cans, for Is cents.
The crisp brown Of fried broed dishes much
liked by Americans and when frying is properly done
deep fat there objection to this method Of cooking
Fish, particularly improved by frying deep fat Most
housekeepers lard for frying mixture Of clarified
drippngs and lard but many prefer cooking OIL which
preparation Of coonseed OIL The principal trouble expert
enced in frying deep fat is to know when the oil fat
the right temperature It should be about 800 degrees for
frying oughnuts ers and about $50 for croquettes
and fish OIL when properly heated, perfectly STILL bub-
bling the presence Of water and low temperature
When all bubbing drop piece of bread and
If in twenty seconds the fat is sufficiently heated
the little too hot set off the fire and put larger
quantity Of the article to be fried than usual This will cool
properly and the kettle then be returned to the
fire keep up temperature. When the fat is just
right only few pieces can be put in the fat once they
temperature This especially Of croquee
which are very moist frying basket is almost indispens
the cooking of croquees and other breakabe
small articles
A sLANGoPHoBE
CT ERE is autograph letter Of Tennyson = said
Burlington collector. II paid 500 for it. It is an
interesting letter to boy It proves Tennyon have been
slangophobe. S
The letter, very neatly written ran:
ty Dear Young Friend Twas glad to get your letter,
and it pleasant to know that you my namesake But
do not say awfuly that is slang for very and hate
slang Faithfully yours, "A Tennyson.'
M
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19

apotheosis began. "
The pro f e SIS or
smiled. He babe
Theopolis 8 t r e t c b
out his hand. The
professor seized it.
A joint cracked.
Theopolis howled.
The professor stood
him on his head. He
tweaked his Adams
apple. n -
Time passed. The
opolis graduated.
One M o n d a y
morning jerks came
to the office. He
stood among the
husky. fellow clerks.
He smiled. He di-
rected the talk to
jiu-jitsu. He sug-
gested that he was
it. His fellow clerks
smiled. Theopolis
} seized a clerk s
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-08-05

See our voiles and dimities and take
advantage of special prices on them.
Ben C. Lee & Co.
George B. Goocher and wife depart
ed Thursday on a trip of few days
in the country. They will fish at
Moose Ear creek and the lakes in the
southern part Of the county.
A. E. Alden and nephew are busy
adjusting the machinery of their turn
ing factory as rapidly as it arrives
from the machinery companies, pre-
paratory to opening operations.
The steady trade at Lees comes
from constant courtesy, high grade.
goods and consistently low prices.
The excavation for the Owen &
Northern railway at the school house
is progressing rapidly. The fill at
the River street crossing is about four
feet high. The blasting used in the
work is annoying the teachers at the
school house, just enough to cause
merriment these warm days.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-08-05

Eau Claire, where he will work for
some time in the shops of the South
Muscatine Lumber company.
/. E. WEIGH has taken the con-
tract for erecting a business build
ing for Sam Harmony, of Hawkins,
same to be 22x4O.
A. A. Roberts was called to Cataw-
ba last Monday by the news of the
illness Of his wife. She is so far i'm
proved that he has returned and resum-
ed work here.
Peter Erickson and Mrs. Annabel
Fern returned to Rockford, H., last
Monday, having been called here by
the death of their mother, Mrs. An
drew Erickson.
E. E. Lawrence Of Minneapolis
has purchased forty acres north
west of town, and will establish a
mushroom ane medicinal herb farm.
He finds ideal conditions here for
the raising of mushrooms and med
icinal herbs. Especial attention will
be paid to the raising of ginseng,
which thrives in the woods in this
vicinity and will undoubtedly do well
under cultivation. This industry will
prove welcome addition to our al
ready varied list. Star.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-08-05
Glen Flora.


Mrs. r. l. Tyler returned last Tues
cay from VISIT at Amery.
Frank Helm was up from Tony last
Tuesday.
j. c. Riegel drove down to Lady
smith Tuesday.
E. G.. Erickson left last Monday for
Minneapolis, where he will work a
couple of months.
Miss Ida Jipson, who is attending
teachers institute at Ladysmith, spent
Sunday at home.
Mrs Theo. Briant returned last
Saturday from a visit at Centerville,
MINI.
J. E. Olson, who has recently es-
tablished a jewelry store in Ingram,
visited our town today.
Mrs. A. J. Erickson, of Hawkins,
is visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
E. Fl. Hodgen.
w. A. Blackburn, cashier of the
Lumberman's State Bank of Bruce,
spent a short time m town today.
Mrs. w. A. LIE Heup left last Fri
day for a visit with her parents at
Menomonie.
Miss Inez True, of Mason City, Ia,
is visiting with H. W. True and
family.
Miss Jennie Whitaker of Lady
smith spent Sunday with friends
here.
Olaf Hansen left last Saturday for
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-08-05

DIR. Landmark made a professional
trip to Bruce Saturday.
Have you noticed that the year has
nearly two-tElirds passed?
Veterinary Curtiss was at Glen
Flora professionally Saturday.
The farmers generally say that the
hay crop is normal, which means an
immense crop.
Mrs. C. A. Magnus died at Glen
Flora Tuesday morning at the age
of forty years. The funeral was held
Wednesday afternoon.
Things to tempt the taste these hot
days are to be found at Lees Big De-
partment store.
Miss Grace Croft went to Bruce
Thursday and met her sister from
Lincoln, Neb, the former home of the
family.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-08-05

William Jess of Ingram was in town
Monday.
John Taylor of Ingram was caller
in the city Sunday.
Joseph Yancey was in the city from
Bruce Saturday.
Guy Sampair was in the city from
Rice Lake Saturday.
Miss Mary Moore teaches at Pine
Island this year
George Denman of Glen Flora was
caller in the city Saturday
Principal Birkbeck returned to the
city Saturday, bringing bride
Frank Burgess of Tony was bust
ness visitor in the city Tuesday
Frank Helm of Tony called on Lady
smith friends Saturday.
Miss Bessie E. Whiting was among
the Bruce arrivals Mondsy.
Joe Oswald and A. /. Singleton were
in the city from Glen Flora Sunday.
Miss Alma Dahl will teach the Shaw
dam school during the coming year
Grover Fest has taken the Henry
Nelson school, on the Bruce road.
w. B. Graham of Bruce came to the
city Sunday and is attending the insti-
tute.
Miss Minnie Moller of Bruce teaches
the school at the Beldenville mills this
year.
Misses mabel Padgette and Ella
Howell of Glen Flora were in the city
Sunday.
Miss Emma Duenow of Chippewa
Falls has been hired to- teach the Dia-
mond school.
Miss Lena Paul returned from Cass-
vile Saturday and is now employed at
Noes establishment.
Mrs. Otto Meyers went to Hillsboro
Tuesday for visit. Mr.. Meyers goes
west for the summer.
Joseph Stevens has sold his inter
est in the meat market business to
his partner, John Jess.
Miss Laura Hall of Tony has been
engaged for the Miller district school
in the town of Grant.
Howard Woodbury. is putting in the
week looking after the hay on his
farm in the town of Grow.
Misses Grace and Mildred Coon came
down from Glen Flora Monday to at
tend the teachers institute.
The new paper mill machine at the
menasha paper mill in this city was
started in operation Wednesday.
Prof. Birkbeck delivered lecture on
electricity Thursday evening to the
teachers attending the institute
J. O. Sinclair departed for Chicago
Thursday to interview specialists on
the trouble he has been having with
his eyes.
Many of the teachers in attendance
at the institute visited the mills of the
Menasha Woodenware and Menasha
Paper companies Wednesday afternoon.
Bargains in white goods at Lees.
Muslin underwear at bargain figures.