The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-09-21
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sEorl Of moEey. Deppsitor-Grad es'ar
why DO you think sof slowpsy-i askes
them 10 sDd the some, aud they said They
cog.dE't possibly.
--Jones has got rid Of the tramps who
usd TO regularly infect bis premises. How
cid he get rid 81 ,hemf His daughter Ia
home from the cooking school nov and
the trsmps have got the house marked.
Intimate Friend--liss your university
got AZ much money as II needs Modern
College President Well. no; but We are
gcuipE W~Dg htXfeet
The editor Of the Punkville "Pesti
lenee'' had stood the tsuuts Of the vile op
position As long as be could. He hnaiiJ
armed himself and waited on bis loaihsom'
contemporary. Where's the edi.or' b.
shouted, ~ tho Off boy opened the door
He's dead. Shot himself last night. Scoop
ed again, by Snakes
Some Of the saleswomen In the big dc
partmonl stores look pretty, don't they
don't know. DO you mean TO say 20
never noticed how they looki Oh, YET
I've noticed that they invariably look J
the opposite direction when want them
walt on nc.
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mother. Ccrtslnly not, Indignantly Al
swered the girl, DO you think Id be
forward And a few minutes later a
gave deep sigh Of relief and muttere
softly TO herself, Thank heaven, abe didn
ask II be kissed me
During The first year Of her marie
life woman's proudest bosst 10 that q
gets up at 0 O'Clock and prepares her M
bands breakfast. And after that what
~ That her husband carries her breakfa
10 her while she remains upstairs 10 bed.
Il wanted to be rich, said Dustin Sta
40 A. 10 be relieved from the ordinai
worrimen,s OF life. And did you fnd tu'
relieiS Yes. After tried TO endow fe
phllanthrop!c Institutions found that n
vorriments were all extraordinary.
-Gsrrulous Acquaintance "
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YOU will have written yourself out a
will have 10 quit and 90 at something 81
for a living. Borus struggling auihor)
NV dear sir, such an idea Ia wholly fall
cIous. You have been taking for NJ
wears, and you haven't talked yourself o
yet, have your
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what's q facts querIed the party with :
rubber habit The man who 10 unsucce'
full 10 love at least cscspes the horrors
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