New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-09
GATHERED ABOUT TOWN.

recer+lx, as a rat woman learned to her sorrow a
few DAYS ago at Coney Island She hao oroueH
a big box of luncheon had selected ms 'ea' "a
the beach found prop for her back ana 81
RANGED her umbrella SO that 1t wouldn't do"
AWAY Having made herself comIort cue
ouened her luncheon box ana prepared u iee
herself Unfortunately for her, she did not noIice
the Incoming tide although others near by mao
dona 90 and gone further up the beach. At length
one wave holder than the rest rolled IN ann JH
petely surrounded the woman Iiil nsoiiHe the day
generally for the woman VINO had caii1peu '- ~
sand
They were two buyers from the West. and were
exchanging experiences the other evening a.
well known Broadway hoteL ..,
II used to be a drummer for a Dig Cinciiiia'.
,bo1esaIe shoe firm said one, and my olsIricl
Included a large part Of rural Ohio. recaii once
that 7 got into a crowded train, ana the o'ii' SO
could find was one near the car oooF' oe
interested in a conversation between two orahe
men. One green negro anu 'tte ~
instructing him what to do. 49,
Now YOU have got TO learn the names u INC
stations and call them out at each stop 90, -
the train stops, you open this door anu i'S o.
what 1 call out at the other eiiu' a 1890
it said the Instructor
All right the reply
..r9vervthtng went fairly well for a while ou.
finally the oldtimer stuck his heao In inc ~ ~
called out: 'Wapakoneta: Wapakohe'a' 1e
gra.nhorn listened attentivey, with puzh!eo ed en
3rcssion At length his face Frightened up anu
he exclaimed: !. .o-, les. De
>" 'Jes' de same. at dis end o de carr
same at dis end o de car!
Iuage Alton B. Parker was passenger On
q northbound Madison-ave car recently On MS
way to the Metropolitan Club. and at 4zd-s' res,
don't radley Of Yale boarded the car anu 'oN
his Mace on the same seat. For niue INC -,
seemed as if the erstv lille candidate LOT inc 81
1encv and the head Of the great eouci.ioiia-
+,,rion ut Nsw-1avon would not NOTICE me 49,
eocb Of the other, but Judge fdrhei 80 sod
sociable slice toward the coiieee
the situation
Peace that passeth all understanding was 'ne
motive Of his Offering 1t could not heip ~.
tho social fibre, so many MOBILES were -
so many crowned heads sure 10 ,,.,s
oroent such news was flashed across the "neS
..Why gentlemen" he began you "I, how
facts indsputable facts, facts lhat .a,,.
omen the secret places OF the roya1 0pN
~ 10Th the Car and the Mikado! Do you under
+o,d roeq A woman made peace! woman IN
,hite another Elsie &c Gier. caused the Mikauos
throne to tremble, and up from the treinoins
tbrone flew the dove of peace. 1 have the racts
hove and the lady? She's resting at forISilou'4
retoictGg in her bioodless victory! VIII ,,,ds
HE r5w reporter opened his eyes like chllo
when 1T sef Teat 's Great he shouted hurryng to
the night des6 where IN nreatnles So me old
newspaper man. who knew lta an ,T amt ne
French with rare aGSeh bur we can't use if'
Didnt tell you Young fellow IoI thek n0 w4I news
use ~ more Why when l was-but say, Just
1at' me Rave some carfare. temporary loan Entl
the dawn And the raw reporters heart i'ieI'eu
for sheer love of a genius IN despair
MAGISTRATE Crane tells this story of his expert
anca with young lawyer in the Essex Market
police court.
when his case was called he stepped on the
bridge alongside OF his client, dressed in the
height Of East Side fashion His left hand was
literally covered with huge diamonds. In the
course of his argument he drfted from the case
altogether into an essay on morals and the law.
NV dear young man" said the magistrate get
back on to the straight path again and then do
vour arguing You're entirely of the legal course
He colored deeply, and Magistrate Crane re-
GREETED not being more tolerant ,,,,,. a,,.
Don't worry, however, he said klndly, Dut
Just do that and I'll be better able to follow the
.'GIad 10 accommodate your honori' the young
lawyer shouted with great deberation You see
nent I am dealing with very complicated point
Of law and I suspected that It might be 100 m
tricate for your honor to follow at the rate was
going"
Jimmie lives In Grand-st The Health Depart
ment had just completed vigorous fumgation OF
his home, following sadie's being laid low by the
measles. In the school the teacher was explain
irg that something that rs the harbinger OF
sp .!1I,E ,,-,o. -, as,sd that drifts
nolselesgly through the air and is followed b.
spring."
geruus. When then things Aies they brings the
measles and the doctors got TO clean out the
shack wid some patent medicine
At the annual convention Of the Interstate ANA
teur Press Association just held here. one OF thu
delegates. in referring TO the duties OF the treas
urer made of the word dough" The chair
man. who is from Boston. failed TO understand TN.
meaning OF the expression and requested the per
son son on the floor 70 elucdate his remarks by de-
nod He WA alO tn