Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1905-01-20
GIVES LESSONS IN CARVING.
Young Woman Who Teaches Men al
invaluable Art.


Young Woman Who Teaches Men an
Invaluable Art.
There goes woman said the tan
girl, according to the New York Press,
who is preparing to confer blessed
boon upon suffering mankind. If she
succeeds in her present plans every
man and also every woman who is IN
terested in household matters will be
ready within a year to canonize her
as a saint"
What is she going to do?" asked
the nice young man.
She is going to establish carving
class for prospective bridegrooms
saw one of her circulars yesterday.
She has 500 of them ready for the
market, so evidently she means bust
ness. | also saw the list of possible
patrons to whom she Is going to send
them. 1t is made up chiefly of young
men who recently have entered or are
about to enter the married state. She
has a dozen pupils pledged already.
The instruction will be thorough.
Each man will be required to wrestle
individually with all kinds of meats,
from the Sunday morning ham to
the Thanksgiving turkey, and not
until he has learned to sever joints
and slice cuts gracefully will he be
granted degree. Fifty cents a les
son is the price to be charged fer
this invaluable information. The ul-
innate cost will be regulated, of
course. by the ingenuity of the pupil.
A man with a natural aptitude for
carving will probably get through in
six lessons. At that rate the educa-
ton is dirt cheap, and intend to urge
every man of my acquaintance to
avail himself of the opportunity to
master a difficult art"
The nice young man took note
book from his waistcoat pocket. who
do you say the lady is?" he asked,
shyly.
The tall girl laughed. well, fer
goodness sake" she said, "is that
what ails you? 1 have noticed that
you were acting queerly. but I didn't
know that that was the cause. Who
is she? When is it to be-"
Judge Takes Kisses as Fee.
Seize the justice firmly about the
neck and give him three hearty
smacks, and he will remit all fees, if
you are comedy young woman, as is
the sister Of T. J.sRennert, of this city.
Rennert's wife had had her husband
arrested for abandonment, but chang
ed her mind in court and asked that
the case be dismissed. Justice Osthel-
der demurred on the ground that he
would lose his fees, and the sister
of Rennert acted according to the
above recipe. Then the Judge called
1t square.-Sheboygan, Wis, Tele
gram. to the Chicago Record-Herald.
A Well Deserved Tribute.
The awarding of the Grand Prize to the
winchester Repeating Arms Co., New Ha-
vens Conn.,, at the st. Louis Exposition,
ronfers upon this company the highest
mark OF distinction attained by any manu-
taeturer of guns or ammunition in the
world. Although great number of med
his were given, the only award of Grand
tTlze was TO the winchester repeating
Arms Co.; given as it was in competition
with the leading manufacturers of all coun-
tries, it testifes decidedly to the superior
ity of Winchester rifles, shotguns and am
munition. The success attained by the
Winchester Repeating Arms Co. at this
exposition is in line with past honors. At
the Paris Exposition they received the
Grand Prix, and wherever exhibited have
always been given the highest possible
prizes, This latest recognition of suner-
iority is the natural result of thirty years
Of careful and successful endeavor in main
tanning the high quality of Winchester
rifles, shotguns and ammunition.
At the government station Lulea in