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The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29
IS MARRIED MAN NOW.
Lieut.. Floyd Williams-Is to Take
Bride to the Philippines.

Floyd Williams, the we'll known
OAC athlete. who was recently ap-
pointed a 3rd lieutenant in the Phil
ippine constabulary, is a married
man. His bride is Miss Louella
VanCleve, who has been a we'll
known student at the State College
for the past four years. The we'd
ding occurred Wednesday after
noon at Independence in the home
of DR.. E. J. Thompson, the off
ciating minister. The best man
was Archie NanCleve, brother of
the bride, and the bridesmaid was
Miss Essle Adams of this city. The
only other persons present were
MI. and Mrs. Williams, father and
mother Of the groom, and MI. and
Mrs. Clyde Williams, the former
a brother of Floyd, and a graduate
of OAC.
Yesterday. all the wedding party
went to the paternal home at Airlie
for a family reunion, prior to. the
departure of Lieut.. Williams for the
Philippines. whence he is to sail
January 10th from San Francisco,
accompanied BY his bride. The
bride is the daughter Of Coll Var
C1eve of Lincoln county, and is an
estimable and popular young
woman. The groom. as every
body knows, is one of the best
known men that ever attended OAC
having a reputation as a sprinter
that extends to al educational in
stutions in the Middle West. He
was always deservedly popular
among students and faculty
throughout his attendance at col
lege, and has friends all over the
Pacific Northwest, who show
er upon him and his bride. the best
wishes that can be expressed, in
all of which, the TIMES joins.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29
NeW lime Gard for {. 8 E.

Taking effect January I, 1906, the new
time card of the c. & E. will be issued
changing the times Of trains between
Albany and Corvallis as follows:
Leavs:Albany for Corvallis: 500 a. m.
I2:45 p. m. and 1855 p. m.
Leave Corvallis f ,r Alb my: $50 a. m.
1890 a. m. and 500 p. m.
Sunday Trains:
Leave Albany for Corvallis at 1885 p. m.
Leave Corvallis for Albany at 6:30a. m.
The afternoon train leaving Albany at
2:40 p m. will be discontinued.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29
Real Estate Transfers.

The latest real estate transfers
are: 80.
Mary E. Albright to August DID
bern, 9 IL a. near Corvallis, 81.
Abraham Underhill and WI. to
A. S. Gleason, I lot Philomath. S..
Mary O. Wyatt and hus. to
Flora Porter, I lot blk. 5, S., 900.
G. F. Blumhart and WI. to Cor
Wallis Electric Light and Power Co.
? lots Dixon's Add. $3.50.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

: This cold chilly weather you
need, something to protect your
chest and lungs. Nothing will
protect, you like one Of those
Frost King" or "Frost Queen
Chamois Vests, at, Graham &
Wells.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

Remember Nofan's Great Annu-
al Mid-winter Sals will begin Sat-
urday morning December goth at 9
o'clock. This will be a Bona Eide
Sale in every respect.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

Get your husband one of those
fine razors or pocket knives from
Hodes gun store.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29
Seeds.

All kinds of clovers and grass seeds.
Grub oak wood, all sawed. Vetch hay.
L. L. Brooks.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

Try a cup Of hot chocolate at the
Gem.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29
To the Members of the Oregon
Fire Relief Association.

You are hereby notified that the
annual meeting of the Association
will be held at Burns Hall in Nc
Minnville, Oregon, on Tuesday,
Jan. 9, 1906, at 10. 80 a. m. for the
purpose of electing three trustees,
and attending to such other bust
ness as may properly come before
the meeting. All members are re-
specially invited to attend this
meeting.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

Large assortment of balls at
Hodes Gun store.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

Get your boy a 22 Stevens at
Hodes gun store.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

Wood to Sell-Stumpage.
want TO clear some land and have
1000 cords of fir and oak grub wood tc
sell. First come gets first choice O.
timber to cut.
G.. A. Cooper,
P. O. box 2IS.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29
Wanted.

A cook, at the Commercial res
taurant.
Games, all kinds cheap at Hodes
TN store.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29

On a cold day a cup of beef tea
at the Gem.
The Corvallis times. (Corvallis, Or.) 1888-1909, 1905-12-29
Baking Hour Changed.

At 400 o'clock each day you can
have hot cinnamon rolls, doughnuts
and bread at Small's Bakery. We have
the finest baker in Oregon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
AS Father Saw IL.

In the schools of Connecticut
town measures were recently taken tc
test the children's eyesight. AS the
doctor finished each school he gave
the principal. a list Of the pupils whose
eyes needed attention, and requested
him to notify the children's parents to
that effect.
One night, soon after the opening OF
the fall term, little boy came home
and gave his father the following note
duly signed ny the principal:
''Mr. -. Dear Sir-It becomes my
duty to inform you that your son
shows decided indications Of astigma-
tism, and his case is one that should
be attended to without delay"
The next day the father sent the
following answer:
Dear Sir-Whip it out OF him
Yours truly
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
E55 irene Crosby

.p,sands of American women, how
zboTe foundrelief from all monthly
+;ng bv taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
#abie Compound, as it is the most
sT0h female regulator known to
s. a science. It cures the condition
4 causes so much discomfort and
|oonstruation of its terrors.
i irene Crosby, of 313 Charlton
ii Fast Savannah, Ga, writes:
ediq z Piakhams Vegetable Compound
t ,.,' friend to woman. It has been Of
fboraf+ to me, curing me of irregular
einful nlenstruation when everything
4 failed, and l gladly recommend it to
sulfcring women"
men who are troubled with pain
4 IRREGULAR nenstruation, back
s boating tor fatulence), leucor-
falling, Inflammation or ulcera-
Ii the uterus, ovarian troubles,
l." bearing-down" feeling, dizzi-
faintness, indigestion, nervous
ation or the blues, should take
sdiate action to ward off the seri-
sonseouences, and be restored to
1t health and strength by taking
a e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
a, and then write to Mrs. Pink
q LYNN, Mass, for further free adj
q Thousands have been cured by
$rr
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
HOW CAVIAR is PREPARED.
Nearly All of It Termed Russian To a
Domestic Article.

Nearly All of 1t Termed Russian To a
Domestic Article.
Caviar is an edible preparation from
the roe of the sturgeon, large sea
fish, weighing up to 400 pounds each,
found in the waters Of all temperate or
cold attitudes. The best caviar is pro-
duced in Russia, that termed "parnaje'
being manufactured with great par
ticularity. The commoner kind, after
draining. is packed in large casks and
trampled down therein by barefooted
peasant girls.
The caviar used in this country is
branded Russian, but about all of it
Is made from the roe Of surgeons cap
tured in the Delaware river and other
waters of the north Atlantic coast The
capture of sturgeon has SO greatly re-
duced the number Of the fish that their
roe has advanced in price during the
last fifteen years in this country from
6 cents to 80 cents per pound.
The National ProYisioner explains
that many sturgeon are captured
singly by sweeping netting around
them and rushing them on to the shore.
where the roe is Immediately cut out
while the fish is still alive. Of course,
the operation causes the creature s
death. The roe is then worked through
sieve to separate the eggs from the
muscles and other tissue Of the roe,
when the eggs are put into the pack
ages as hereinbefore described The
Russian ''parnaje' caviar is all con-
sumed in that country.
One method of serving caviar is to
take two tablespoonful Of best olive
oil, one of best vinegar, some chopped
cabbage, parsley and garlic, mixing all
together thoroughly and adding to the
above proportions just before placing
on the table half pound of caviar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
GOOD BLOOD FOR BAD
rheumatism and Other Blood Dis
eases are Cured by Dr.. Williams
Pink Pills,

SIN the lead mines I was at work on my
knees with my elbows pressed against
rock walls, i'll dampness and extremes OF
cold," said Mr.. J. G. Meukel, Of 1915
Jackson avenue, Dubuque, Iowa, in de-
scribing his experience to reporter,
"and it is not surprising that | con-
tracted rheumatism. For three years
had attacks affecting the joints of my
ankles, knees and elbows. IVY ankles
and knees became SO swollen l could
scarcely walk on uneven ground and
little pressure from q stone under my
feet would cause me SO much pain that
would nearly sink down. was often
obliged to lie in bed for several days at
time. My friends who were similarly
troubled were getting no relief from
doctors and I did not feel encouraged to
throw money away for nothing. BY
chance read the story of Robert Yates,
of the Klauer Manufacturing Co., of
Dubuque, who had a very bad case OF
rheumatism decided to try DR.. Viii
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People, the
remedy he had used. In three or four
weeks after beginning to use the pills, l
was much better and in three months
was we'll. The swelling Of the joints
and the tenderness disappeared, l could
work steadily and for eight years have
had no return of the trouble. My whole
family believe in DR.. Williams Pink
Pills. Both my sons use them. we
consider them household remedy that
we are sure about"
What DR.. Williams Pink Pills did for
Mr.. Meukel they are doing for hundreds
of others. Every dose sends galloplng
through the veins, pure, strong, rich, red
blood that strikes straight at the cause of
ali in health. The new blood restores
regularity. and braces all the organs for
their special tasks. Get the genuine DIR.
Williams Pink Pills at your druggists
or direct from the Dr. Williams Med1-
cine Co.,, Schenectady, NY.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

Fifty thousand applications were
filed by men and women seeking po-
sitions in the government service dur
ing a period of six months, said an
official of the Civil Service Commits
sion the other day. These applications
were made between Jan. 1 and June
80 of this year. OF this number about
$4,000 took the examination. AS a
rule. something like 10 per cent OF
the people who file applications fall
to take the examination. The idea
some people have that there is but a
small chance to get into the govern
ment service through the medium OF a
competitive examination is contrary to
statistics. Thirty-five per cent OF the
applicants who pass the examinations
are appointed Last year 10000 APP
plicants appeared for examination. one
hundred thousand of them passed ana
AZ 600 Of these were appointed. Inc
average age of those appointed was
% years.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
Dean Hole and His Vereer.

Dean Hole was famous as a JOKER
His chief yerger at Rochester Cathe-
dral was gentleman named Miles, the
original Of Dickens Tope, who had
been connected with the cathedral for
seyenty-three years. Mr. Miles was
the youngest of twelve. Said Dean
Hole one day:
Miles what a pity you never saw
your eldest brother.'
II did, sir, often"
But you couldn't" replied the dean.
why not, sir?" queried Miles.
Because" said the dean, there
were always ten miles between YOU
-Tit-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
CUTICURA PILLS.

For Cooling and Cleansing the Blood In
Torturing, Disfguring Humors 60
Chocolate Pills 25c.
Cuticura Resolvent Pills Chocolate
coated are the product Of twenty -fiv e
years practical laboratory experience
in the preparation of remedies for the
treatment of humors of the skin, scalp
and blood, with loss Of hair, and are
confidently believed to be superior to
all other blood purifiers, however ex-
pensive. Complete external and in
ternal treatment for every humor may
now be had for $1.0O, consisting of
Cuticura Soap to cleanse the skin,
Cuticura Ointment to heal the skin,
and Cuticura Resolvent Pills to cool
and cleanse the blood. A single set is
often sufficient to cure.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

when I was feeling miserable; had Sc
we're pains in the back; was restless
and languid; had a dull headache and
neuralgia pains in the limbs and was
otherwise distressed A few boxes Of
the pills effectually routed my ailment
and am glad to acknowledge the ben
eft l derived
(SigneO CHARLES A. TOWNE.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents
per box.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
Always with Us.

.arba day of the padded shoulder IS
past remarked the tailor VINO was
riding on the back platform.
aYeso replied the political boss at
b;s side. ssbut the day of the paodeo
nov roll will be here forever"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
The Foolish Little Bee.

Many years ago, no doubt,
In school books you would see
A warning to improve each hour,
Like the busy little bee.
But now you wonder why bee
Gets fool ideas in his head,
And labors hard to gather sweets
For you to smear on bread.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

Saphead-Bifkins actually had the au-
aacity to call me a donkey this morning
Miss Caustique-Did you have that
suit on then?
Saphead-Yes; but why do you ask?
Miss Caustique-I can't understand
how he mistook a clotheshorse for a dom
kew
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

yer, whose nation
al prominence
made him a form
liable candidate
for the presiden-
tial nomination in
1904, writes US
the following:
"Gentlemen: I
am glad to en-
dorse Doan's Kid
ney Pills. The
remedy was rec
commended to me
a few months ago
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

cocoanuts and the nuts OF the ma
booanv tree are often cast ashore on
the coasts of England, Ireland, ocol-
land and Norway, seemingly unlmpaI-
ed by their long voyage.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
INFORMATION Wanted.

Uppson - Yes, me dear boy, I am
very proud Of me family tree, doncher
know
Downing-Do you ever whitewash it :?
Uppson-Whitewash it! What for?
Downing-To keep the insects off,
doncher know?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
Pertinent Query.

Windog- formerly opposed my
views, but now he agrees with me in
everything.
Biffem-Which did you do?
Windig-Which did I do?
Biffem-Yes. Did you convince or
make him weary?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
No Improvement.

"It's impossible for me to think and
operate the typewriter at the same time, y
said the humorist.
"Huhw exclaimed the editor, 'then
you are no better off than when you
used a PEN"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
A Natural Mistake.

"This has been very disastrous sea-
son for theatrical folk There goes an
other wrecked troupe on the road yon-
der"
That's an automobile party walking
me."-Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

Avoid poorly printed books with poor
paper and poor type, and do not read
when riding in cars or carriage, nor when
convalescent from a protracted illness,
nor when the whole body is in a weak
ened state.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
Matter of Relationship.

Her-I can only be a sister to you.
Him-Oh, that won't do. You'll have
to be daughter to me or nothing.
Her-Because why?
Him-Because I've been a Pepper to
you.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
Another Version.

As he cashed ticket for a hundred cool
He paused to say: ooh, I'm hardly a
fool;
For of all glad words from tongue or
pen
The gladdest are "'tips' from stable
men,"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
How They Escaped,

Together the lovers cast their lot,
And were joined in holy wedlock;
But it was a failure, so they got
A divorce to break the deadlock.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

Lewis "Single Binder" straight SC
cigar, made of extra quality tobacco.
You pay 1Oc for cigars not SO good
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
u. s. SENATOR TOWNE

Credits Doan's Kidney Pills with a
Gratifying Cure.
Hon. Charles A. Towne, ex-U. S.
Senator from Minnesota, brilliant ora
tor, clever business man, brainy law
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

1 can recommend Piso's Cure for Con
sumption for Asthma. 1t has given me
great relief.-W. l.. Wood, Farmersburg
Ind, Sept. 8, 1901.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
What He Wanted.

"Give me a pair of SPIDERS" said the
store.
Spiders" echoed the astonished clerk
eyes; web suspenders," explained the
would-be humorist, with a large, open
faced grin.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
IMPORTANT FACTS
FOR cow OWNERS

The mechanical Cream Separator haG
become vital feature of every home
dairy just as of every butter factory.
Its use means much more and rz1szcA
better cream and butter, as well aa
saving of water, ice, time and room-
The difference in results is mot sEaaM
but big. Few COWS now pay without
separator. Dairying is the most pEoaS
able kind of farming with one.
$50 Of the creamery butter o1 tho
world is now made with Dc Laval
machines, and there are over CO., zoe
farm users besides.
Send for catalogue and name Of nearsae
local agent.
The De Laval SEPARATOR CO.
Randolph & Canal SITS. ! ~ cortlands strese
CHICAGO NEW WORK
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

The pension roll reached the maxi
mum in it's history on Jan. q last, the
number being 1,004,196 The roll
passed the million mark in september
of last year and gradually increased
for the next four months. The decline
began with the first of last February,
and by the following May had dropped
below the million mark. These facts
are developed in a synopsis of the an
nual report Of Pension Commissioner
Warner, covering the operations OF his
office for the fiscal year ending June
20 last. At the end OF the year the
number of pensioners had declined to
99S. Al. net increase for the year Of
3,679. The report shows the following
additional facts: During the year the
bureau issued 185, 242 pension certifi-
Gates. of which number over $4,000
were originals The annual value OF
the pension roll on June 80, 1905, was
S136. 745. 900. By the term annual
value" is meant the amount of money
required to pay the pensioners then
on the roll for one year.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

ssDr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy saved
WV lifeI I had dyspepsia and kidney disease" tx
Senator Albert Merritt Park Place, N Y 81 bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

More than half Of Russia's profits from
exports come from the sale OF grain.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

Before marriage, woman is queen
after marriage, subject.-De Mantle
non.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22

Mrs. xyinsIow.s SOOTHING SYRUP for Childrsa
s@ethinr: softens the gums reduces inflammation ~
Se1s Main cures wind collie. 25 cents bottle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
That's What.

The man who really knows it all,
And never tells it, we adore;
But he who only thinks he knows
And tells it, is bore.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-09-22
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i-=fIIfIlsL %
GOSSIP

IL the scandals lately unveiled in
the federal printing office have the
erect OF calling attention generally TO
the magnitude of the business carried
on by this branch of the government
and the need Of putting it on a bust
ness basis, they will have served
usetul purpose. Like other branches
OF the administration, the printing Of
nee, starting as a modest enterprise
mas expanded beyond all expectation.
until 1t now constitutes a business as
great as that carried on by some Of
the larger corporations. The figures
presented by w. s. Rossiter, of the
Census Bureau, in the current num-
Der OF the Atlantic show in detail this
surprising growth. In 1870 the ma
TONS printing bill was $S,785. Gov
eminent publications were few and
comparatively rude. Last year the
amount expended for printing was ST.
O8O,9O0, and this expenditure is in
creasing. If Mr.. Rossiter's estimate
is correct, the government printing
done in the present decade will cost
more than $60,O0O,0OO. The need or
utility of so vast an outlay is open to
question. There is good ground for the
suspicion that many of the ponderous
tones turned out Of the nations print
cry, to be slowed away on top shelves,
are Of little service to anyone The
tendency to regard this branch of the
government as legitinately education
al, however, seems to be growing. and
the demand for elaborate reports on all
manner of subjects, from the forests
and fisheries to insect pests and the
pedigrees of Indian tribes, seems great
er than ever.
The assembling of $4,000 veterans
in Denver at the Grand Army encamp-
ment was a big thing in itself. Only
a few live within the shadow of the
Rocky Mountains, and nine-tenths of
them had to travel long distances by
rail, steamer and stage to reach the
leading town of Colorado. Then the
wearers of the blue had line of
march which required nearly four
hours to cover. Only few fell out on
account of fatigue. Thousands Of
them past 70 marched with erect car
rage and firm step, to the wonder and
delight of the 100000 spectators, who
kept up fusillade of cheers and hand
clapping as long as there was an old
soldier to applaud. Yet the internecine
conflict closed forty years ago. What
other nation has anything to compare
with this soldierly longevity? What
one could turn out 10000 to march in
a hot sun-men who had quit fighting
twoscore years before? None! The
American soldier is the most robust
that ever trod the earth. When we
consider the hardships Of campaign
ing from 1861 to 1865, the marvel is
that any of it's participants are alive,
still less able to endure a long and
fatiguing march in old age. When it
comes to vigor in national defenders,
the world takes off it's hat to the IRE
pressible Yankee.
The nension roll reached the maxi
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