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The Crittenden record., 1905-03-31

fisher OF "Pecks sun" author Of
"Pccks Bad Boy" ctc)
Copyright. 1894 By Joseph u Bowlcs)
London. Hengland Dear Uncle Ezra.
The worst 10 over, aud dad and have
both touched d king Not the way yot
think, touching a kius for a hand-out, OF
borrowing his loose change. the way you
used 10 touch dad when you had TO pas
tOr your goods. but just taking hold oi
his hand and shaking It In good OLD
United States fashion
The American minister arranged II foi
us He told somebody that Peck Bad
Boy and bis dad were In town. and JUS,
wanted TO size up a king and see how he
averaged up with United States politi.
clans. and the king set an hour Tor US
60 call
Wei you'd a didc TO see dad hy up
Every body said. WHOM We showed our
card or thr hotcI notifying us that we
wcro expected 90 Marlboro lIuuscat such
atime that We would be- expected topu,
on plenty uf dog That a what au
American from KailmaEoU who sells
breakfast food said and the Motel poD.
pie said We would ue obliged 20 wear
knee hrcorh,s and dancing pumps aud
silk ao,ks aud all that kind ui rot and
mems fuulfhors began 10 call upon No
20 taie our measure for clothes bat
when thoy told us hov much 10 would
cost dad tictcd ~, .aid hc had rulf
sg!i hc had made lu Oshkosh a. the time
u The tournament that everyone ir
Oshkosh said was out OF sight and was
good enough for any King aud so be
riggcd up in b. and hired a suIt AZ a
masquerade place. ard dad hired a coat
tiat of rod iu go with hIs ro'f pants and
socks. aud he wore ,aHya, tenn. shoes
looked like a picture cut Of a fourteenth
century book hg; dad looked like q
clown in a circus One ~ dds calves
made him look a. though be had a mill
isr cause the padding would not stlJ
sfound where the calf ought 20 be- bu
worke around towards bis shin w.
Vertto Marlboro House in hanson Cah
ard an thr way there tho driver KEEP
looking down from the hurricane deck
through the scultle hole to see II ",
ware there yet and he must have talke'
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Wakeful?
Sleeplessness Is a
Sign of Nerve Trou.
BILE and Should
Be Looked To.

There are three different manifesta-
tlons OF sleeplessness.
First, hardly to sleep n wink all night.
falling asleep; third, to fall asleep soon.
waking up after several hours and then
find it hard to sleep again.
They mean that somewhere In the
nerve fbres, somewhere in the brain
cells, somewhere in t$e blood vessels
that carry bloodfto the brain. something
Is radically wrong, and must be rIghted.
or the end may be worse than death.
To right IT, take DR.. Miles Nervlne.
Some other symptoms OF nerve trou-
bic are: Dizziness. Headache. Back.
ache. Worry. Fretfulness, Irritability.
Melancholy. Lack OF Ambition.
They Indicate diseases which may lead
TO Epilepsy. Fits. st. Vitus' Dance,
Nervous Prostration. Paralysis, Insanity
Nothing will give such quick and LAST
ing relief as Dr. Miles Nervine.
MY husband had been sick for weeks.
could not SIT UP 10 have his bed made.
With all the medical help we could get
he continued to grow worse, lie could
neither sleep or eat. Our baby girl was
sent away, and all callers barred, be-
cause he could not stand n bit OF talk
Ing. I read OF case OF nervous pros-
tratlon cured by Dr. Miles Restorative
Neryine. We began giving IL to him,
and in n few DAYS he was able to b
dressed. FROM that time he steadily
improved. Nervine saved his life. -
MRS. 4. C. HASKIN, Freevllle. n. Y.
EE Write 10 US for Free Trial
L hGG Package OF Or. Miles Anti
Pain Pills, the New Scientific Remedy
fof Pain. Also symptom Blank. Our
you what is wrong. and how 10 right II.
free. DIR MILES MEDICAL co..
L-ABOIATORlk5. ELkIlART, Ind.
The Crittenden record., 1905-03-31
AT ST. LOUIS.

ST. Louis, March 3l.-Cattle-Re-
ceipts, 1900. including 700 Texans.
Market steady.
Beef steers, S3.25m6lj COWS and
heifers. $2.OOGiSj. Texas steers, $3.50
H525: COWS and heifers, S2.OOm425.
Hogs-Receipts 5000 head: market
steady to strong
Pigs and lights. S35Od515;; butch
ors and best heavy. $35Od5.45.
Sheep-Receipts, 500 head; market
steady
Natives, S3OOa5.15; lambs.SiOOd
200
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II pldn, Burn There

You're always iaiking aboa' he
poctla are. she said u wish YOU'D
put a bushcl ot genius into that empty
crate there. and src II tho chilctru viii
be- able To re, any warmth out ui it'"
And then he went nul into The coli
streets ot the city aud wrote a rhymed
Advertisement ior a basket of ynAl-
Atlanta Constitution
The Crittenden record., 1905-03-31
ANOTHER ELEVATOR
FOR UNloNTowN

Nr Warren Mcdonnell buyer toJ
Kytr ibp Nashville grain dealer. who
is buying tor bis urm n this localiiy
informed The Telegram that his firm
would erect an elevator u JniunloWn
this war ne further stated that che
title ut the ntm would be- the Farm
crs upiouatc Elevator Co. and that
thcy would ha,r the elevator compile
ted iu time To receive this years wheat
crop Telegram.
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has made more trouble than any boy
ln the world. aud had more fun than any.
body. and made them all stand around
aud wonder what eas coming ncNi
You're a wonder Strange the Amoti.
ran people never thourh' ~ killing pg. '
I said ycssir and tried To look innocent.
and then the klug told dad to sit Gown.
and lor mo tn come aud stand by his
,nce and by riuger when he naitcd me
On the cnrrk. and his soft hand squeezed
m, hand and h. lonlcd into my eye,
Aiih ihc pJ vlnrirg y,n.y .un. did
not venue. that an ,bc 0iac1 were ~
love Win ail 'rd taat al Er slishmcn
Nuuld di, lur hm.
llc asl sd taI an atnu' America. ~
Institutions, ,As l,,siICIl agd ever,
The Crittenden record., 1905-03-31

Nauf.rn. the Nrttic explorer though
not a politician. Is frequently mention
"a tor prime minister " Norway iu
case chat yuuuir, hrcak. with sweden
The Crittenden record., 1905-03-31

Maphioncss Oiama. nnN a.. was
rdu,aicd at Na3ar. and Is one 81 the
mnsi ,sraiilc women iu the mikadot
empire
The Crittenden record., 1905-03-31

rhvu y,Ms is the aEc a, which a
man. children usually bcriu To make
him pay damages
The Crittenden record., 1905-03-31
The Bad Boy and His Dad Call on King
Edward and Almost Settled
the Irish Question.

BY HON GEORGE W. PECK.
lEI'Goyernor Of Wisconsin. formerly pub
Usher Of "peckA Sun" author Of
uI--h- IL. Il... = IL.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
ALL HIS ROMANCE GONE.
CIementine's Rude Agents Showed
Missouri Wooing Was Costly.

CHICAGO, June 8.-Charles Sum-
mer, Of Mauley. Mo-, stepped off an IL
lionis Central train at the Park Row
station. In his buttonhole he wore the
red ribbon which Clementine de Vede,
with whom he had been corresponding
through a matrimonial agency, told
him to be sure to display, that she
might know him.
Clementine wasn't there, but two
men said they represented her, and
asked how much money he had.
Eleven dollars" said Charley, 'and
a ticket back to Mauley, Mizzury."
you can keep the ticket" said one
Of the men. "Give us the eleven bones
and We'll have Clementine here in a
few minutes
Mr.. Summer gave up the money AMI
sat down to wait. After three hours a
chould of suspicion about the size of
$11 began to loom up on the horizon,
and he spoke to a policeman. Other
policemen are now looking for Glenn
entine and the two men.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
EYE ON IMMIGRATION.
President Will Call Attention of Con
gress and People to Problem.

CHICAGO, June S.-Walter Well
man in Washington special to the
Record Herald, says:
President Roosevelt has taken up
the immigration question and is pre-
pairing to call it to the attention of
congress and the country. The presi-
dent believes that one of the most Sc
rious problems now confronting the
American people is how to deal with
the hordes of undesirable immigrants
Europe is pouring upon our shores.
During the fiscal year, which ends
June 80 next, all immigration records
will be broken. In those II months
well on toward a million steerage pas
sengers will have arrived in the United
States, looking for homes or work The
greatest number arriving in any pre-
vious year was S57,946, during the II
months ending June 80, 1903. For 1904
the total was S12,S7O, and for 1905 it
will be between 100000 and 1,O00, 900.
Figures Are Appalling
There are appalling figures. They
are the more appalling when they are
analysed, and their significance more
fully understood.
They mean that in a single year
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
WILL LIGHT CAPITAL DOME.
Three Thousand lncandescent Lamps
Will Be Required.

WASHINGTON, June 8.-When the
plans now under way for the removal
ton Of the capitol are completed the
magnificent dome will be brilliantly IL
Illuminated and the ghost like mustiness
of the Janus rotunda win give way to
the blaze of 5000 incandescent lamps.
The lighting of this show part Of the
capitol has long been of the most prim-
tive sort. At night, when congress is
IN session, a few faint gas jets have
supplied all the light and the beauties
of the dome have been lost.
The 5000 incandescent lamps will be
arranged in four rows. The first will
light up the mural painting at the top
of the dome. The other rows will be
So arranged that only the light effect
will be seen, the lamps themselves be-
ing concealed. Lights will also be
placed over the eight large historical
paintings in the rotunda. The corridors
of the capitol have just been fitted with
new chandeliers.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
SPORTS


Bob Fitzsimmons, the hero and vic
tor in 1853 battles in the ring, fell a
victim to a legal light last week in
game of serve and dodge the summons.
Some seven years ago when Fitz was
on tour, he got into trouble and en-
gagged Thomas Clarity to assist him
out of the difficulty. He neglected the
formality of paying for the same, Mr..
Clarity says.
The lawyer waited long and patient
1y and when the Fitzsimmons show
appeared in his town last week began
to marshal his forces. His bill for
1925 was pulled out of a pigeon hole,
and busted off. He prepared his suit
and made ready to serve summons and
complaint on the pugilist-actor.
There was some difficulty, though,
in getting next to Fitz, the veteran
fighter appearing fully as shifty in the
legal game as in the ring. Finally on
Friday the box receipts at the theatre
were garnisheed, but still Fitz refused
to come to the front. On Saturday he
settled his score at the hotel and with
his family prepared to beat the cred
itor out by hiding in the theatre.
The gentleman behind the summons
was sticker and decided to land at
all hazards. He was refused admit
lance at the stage door. At the front
door he was allowed to go in by pay
ing for it. Instead of watching the
matinee performance he began a sys-
tematic search for the stage door and
was finally successful. His task did
not end when he reached the stage.
He had reached the stars dressing
room, and had knocked for admittance
when a husky stevedore, who had been
hustling scenery, appeared and order
ed him to move on or explain his mis-
sion. Forced to the wall, he ANNOUNCE
ed he was sporting editor on a morn
ing paper and wished to interview the
fighter on his coming battle. Fitz
with his ear to the keyhole, scented
chance to get his name in the papers
again, and thereby accomplishing his
own defeat. Throwing open the door,
he invited the enemy to advance and
fire away.
With one eye on the exit and one on
Fitz, the intruder made his service and
followed it up with a rapid escape.
At the conclusion Of the performance
Fitz telephoned for Clarity and the
matter was settled for SIS, not how
ever, until the fighter had made some
scathing comments on the server of
the papers and his methods.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
,s APPOINTED TO WEST POINT
MILITARY ACADEMY BY
SENATOR PILES
Young Man Is Freshman at the
State University and Son of a
Prominent Snohomish Man.

Edward Lysons, of Snohomish, a
freshman at the State university, re-
ceived the appointment to West Point
United States military academy just
before Senator Piles left for Alaska
this week.
Senator Piles made his first start in
this state Snohomish, and when elect
ed to the United States senate ex-
pressed the desire to give the West
Point position to one of the boys in
his former town.
Young Lysons is 20 years old and
during his year at the university mas
taken a prominent part in athletics.
He was a member of the freshman
basketball and baseball teams.
He was graduated from the Snoho-
mish high school in the class of 1904
and was very popular there. as he has
since been at the university, among
mis- classmates. He is a member of the
Sigma NJ fraternity. .
Young Lysons is a son of J. L. Ly-
sons, a prominent merchant of Snoho-
mish, and a nephew of Fred H. and J.
Will Lysons, we'll known attorneys of
Seattle
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
NOTICE..

I am pleased to inform the public
that we have been appointed agents of
the Washington Fire Insurance Com
pany of Seattle, splendid young insti-
tuition composed of many Of our states
most prominent merchants and capital
lists, with a capital and surplus of
$262.500. This is the only regular stock
fire insurance company on the coast
out of San Francisco and as such
should command-and I trust will re-
ceive-Your hearty support. May !
ask you to see me before arranging for
your next insurance.
Very respectfully,
B. 8. WOODRUFF & CO.,
Phone Main 364 Agent
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
STRIKES At THE ROADS.
Governor La Toilette, Of Wisconsin
Says Rebates Are Freely Given

MADISON, Wis, June 8.-What was
true in Minnesota has been found true
in Wisconsin, according to Governor
La Toilette, who asserts that the rail-
roads omit large items Of gross earn
ings from their reports. Governor La
Toilette made that assertion to the
legislature two years ago, wnen he
asked for an investigation, and sug-
gested that suits to collect unpaid
taxes be instituted, and cited the ex-
perience of Minnesota.
When he submitted to both houses
of the legislature a special message,
he charged the railroads in Wisconsin
with the wholesale giving of rebates,
with unlawfully and fraudulently omit
ting large items from their sworn re-
ports of gross earnings and with dodg-
ing state taxes to the extent of 1920, 900
Report of Investigations made by
Railroad Commissioner Thomas, or
dered by the legislature two years ago
in response to special message by
Governor La Toilette, was submitted
The assembly mas passed a bill or
dering the attorney general to prose-
cute recovery suits, and the result, it
is expected, will be a great legal battle
between the railroads and the state
The Bletcher bill to require the COM
missioner of insurance to make exam
nations of life Insurance comanies
was concurred in. This measure is de-
signed to obviate the possibility Of
the insurance commissioner being
charged by company with extortion,
as was Commissioner Host by the Pru-
Dental company when he examined it
and caused an expense of $4,000 to
the company.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
BAR BAREFOOT BOY.
Children Taught Shoes Are Essential
and Poor Parents Dismayed.


NEW YORK, June 8.-Shall chill
dren be required to remain away from
school during warm weather because
they have no shoes? This question
has been agitating the mothers of the
East Side since the beginning of
spring. Scores of them are too poor
to buy shoes for their children, and on
account of the prejudice against the
bare foot of a boy or girl, the educa-
ton of the children often has been neg
lected. No principal is ready to invoke
a blessing upon the heads of barefoot
boys, as did the poet years ago.
In our Glass; said Miss Crane of
public school No. %, children are
taught it is proper to wear shoes and
stockings. The board of education
does not require it, but it is generally
understood that shoes are as essential
as any other clothing. No child would
think of doing such thing as coming
to school without them. If one should
do so, [ don't know what measures
would be taken.'
l never made inquiry whether
wearing shoes was compulsory" said
one East Side mother, but my chill
dren say that unless they have shoes
they will be sent home. When thew
nave none they will stay at home. The
loea IS outrageous. Poor people can
not afford shoes in warm weather"
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08

use at this institution has been on
trial, and its success may be judged
from the fact that the hospital is dis
charging as cured 26 per cent of the
patients annually.
In short, the theory adopted by SUI
perintendent Voldeng and his assistant
DR.. Wilheit, is that the insane can be
cured if their attention can be taken
off their malady. Accordingly, the pa
tients are surrounded by circumstan-
ces calculated to interest them.
Among the requirements of an at
tendant at the asylum is that he be
able to dance and play some instru-
ment. The asylum mas an orchestra
a band and Theatrical troupe, made
up of attendants and some Of the pa
tients. The musical organization dis
courses music three or four times a
week. There are also three or four So
cial events each week, taking the form
of a concert, stereopticon views, a
dance, drawing room or an amateur
theatrical performance.
At the dances the women attend
ants dance with the male patients and
the male attendants dance with the
female patients. This is found to be
necessary. The patients are we'll be-
naved because they know that their
good behavior alone can give them the
opportunity Of enjoying these festivi-
ties. The dancing stops little be-
fore o'clock and light refreshments
are served. To watch one Of these
scenes one would imagine it was a
ball such as any respectable society
might give. There is no fuss, no un-
seemly behavior. Everything is quiet
simple and orderly and happiness
reigns over the entire proceedings.
One Of the best rooms in the i'm
mense building is the theatre or chapel
This is beautifully lighted, large
hall, furnished with all the scenery
and latest stage paraphernalia.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
Masons Lay Cornerstone

BIRMINGHAM, Ala, June S.-This
fraternity of Birmingham and vicinity
The occasion was the laying of the
pie. the event being attended by prom
inent Masons from nearly all parts OF
Alabama. The new temple occupies
a most conspicuous location at the
corner of Nineteenth street and Sixth
about $4,000.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08

All Talking Machines now sold on
the installment plan-Stanley Music
House.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
A WARMING.

All persons are warned against
cashing School Warrant No. 10, drawn
by School District No. As in favor Of
L. ]. Hughes for $65. This warrant mas
been lost. Finder will confer a favor
by. returning it to Mr.. Hughes or E.
E. Clark at College place.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08

Follow the crowd to the Portland
Restaurant.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08

there pours into the coutry multitude
of humble people equal to or greater
than the present population of any one
of the IS states of the union.
1t means that if all these newcomers,
poor of purse and most of them poorer
yet in qualifications for citizenship,
were to assemble in one place they
would alone make city exceeded in
population by New York, Chicago. and
Philadelphia.
It means that to every 80 men, wo-
men and children in the United States
at the beginning of the year, one is to
be added during the 12-month from the
steerage of the transatlantic steam
ships.
Increase Of laborers.
It means an increase of about 20 per
cent in the number of men in the
United States whose means of liveli-
hood is such that they are officially
classed as "Iaborers'' in the census re-
ports-and this 20 per cent increase in
a single year is reached by reckoning
that only about a half the new arri-
walls will join the ranks of workers at
the bottom of the industrial ladder.
In view of these amazing facts it is
not surprising to learn that President
Roosevelt has upon his resk a collec-
ton of reports bering upon immigra-
ton which he is carefully studying
with the intention of urging consider
alton of the problem upon congress at
an early date. In the opinion of the
president and his advisers, this Is
problem with which the national law
makers and the American people must
wrestle, and that speedily.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08

Just what you want for Summer
outing. A strong double-seated Hack,
almost new, at q bargain. A light
hack with pole and shafts for SIS.
Phone $50.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
A. o. u. w. Picnic.

Both railroads companies have an
nounced rate of one and one-tnird
fare for the A. o. U. w. picnic at
Waitsburg, June 8 and 10.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-08
INSANE ARE CURED BY DANCING
Attendants Must Be Able to Dance
and Play Musical Instruments

CHEROKEE, Iowa, June s.-rnat
the insance can be cured of their hal
iucinations by dancing and by witness
sing theatrical performances has been
practically demonstrated by the Iowa
s'ate hospital for the insane at this
point.
FOR TWO years the novel system in
Inc Portland Restaurant will helm
you save money.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-09-23
UNIVERSITY OPENS.
Big State Institution Enters Upon
forIy-Thtrd Year.

Big State Institution Enters Upon
r0rty-Third Year.
Seattle, Sept. 18.-When the Uni
versity Of Washington threw open it's
doors this morning for registration, it
entered upon the forty third year Of
it, career with larger and more able
faculty, much broader field for the
students to choose their conrses Of study
from, and more modern improvements
in the way Of equipment and general
scenic effect than It has before known.
During the last week students have
been arriving on nearly every train and
boat, and the dormitories and fraternf-
II houses are once more alive with uni
versity life. Many OF the upper class-
men are not expected until tho third
day after the opening, for their courses
were arranged before the school ad-
jouEned last spring. Today and tomor-
row will be devoted entirely to regis
tration, but on Wednesday the regular
GLASSES will be organized, the lessons
beignning on Thursday.
A conservative estimate BY Regis
trar Condor places the total number
OF students for the year ct about 600.
with probable increase Of between
so and 80.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-09-23
GREAT INCREASE in
ASSESSMENT VALUES

Olympus, Sept. 19.-An increase in
one year Of SIT, 1873, 974 in tho total as-
sessed valuation Of all property in the
state Of Washington, az equalized BY
the county boards, is shown in com.
parative statement prepared by the
state board Of equalization from sched-
ules furnished BY the various counties.
The total assessed valuation is given
at $s27, 997. 919. The personal prop
erty rolls show an aggregate valuation
Of $50, 631, 725, from which IL to be
deducted exemptions amounting to
SIT ,48S, 796, leaving net aggregate
value Of $6s, 147, 929. The last figures
show an increase over 1904 values Of
81, 764, $50. Real property. including
railroad tracks, shows an increase over
the preceding year Of t12, SO, O44.
Four counties IN tho statA show de-
creases in assessed valuation. In Two
Of these-Yakima and Klickisat-the
decrease 10 CAUSED BY tho formation Of
tho now county Of Benton. Skamania
and Asotin also show small falling
OF. King county leads with an In
GREASE Of q. 185, $50. Spokane u 80
ond, with -, $50. 81. and Garnsld
third with 49,070, lis.