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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-01-22

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-01-22

5. Stevenson. 49,. .Intermittept ana
Flashing Lights, Link Motion.
.. Beu. =. Telephone.
4. FRANKLIN. $500. Lighfuin94rod
s. Newton - Theory of gravition.
.. MORSE. .. .. Telegram.
III. ho"e.. =. Sewing Machine.
VIM w. EATON,
U. s. Navy Yard, Pensacola, Fla.
Villain decorates the lower right
hand corner with a pen and ink sketch
OF man reading a copy OF Pensaco-
las big morning daily paper, and of a
boy standing near saying: Read ma
some out of The Journal" and the
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

The humor OF a situation sometimes
depends not merely on q spoken
phrase, but may turn on the way IL is
used, the accent that marks the ex-
preston. One day recently a tottering
peevish old man entered the lobby OF a
fashionable New York hotel and made
a more or less labored advance toward
the elevator used exclusively to reach
the guest rooms. He was not a guest
but had been in the house on earlier
occasions. One OF the hall boys who
had been but little time on the force
approached the old man and ia a man
ner that should have indicated a dis
position TO be courteously helpful said
20 him. Anything you want. sirg" The
old man misinterpreted the hall boys
inquiry as a challenge. he halted for
an instant, long enough TO glare at the
youth, then resumed his way, saying
more TO himself than in answer 70 the
query. :'Going UP 10 see my mother"
And, sure enough, he was on his way
10 see his mother, ninety-eight years
old, who was younger In appearance
then he and not so peevish by half.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Wash three parsnips and put them In
boiling salted water. says the Boston
Herald Allow them 10 boil for half
an hour. II large, three-Quartsrs OF an
hour will be necessary. When cooked.
remove the skin and cut them ia slices
three-quarters OF an inch thick and fry
in hot drippings. Sprinkle with little
pepper and serve very hot Another
method is 20 mash them with a atwood
en- spoon and mix with a large tea
spoon OF butter. a tablespoon OF milk
or cream and little pepper and salt.
Stir the vegetables over the fire until
hot, pile them high In dish and serve
very hot, or, after being boiled and
mashed, mix with teaspoon OF butter.
a teaspoon OF milk and salt and pepper
10 taste, roll the parsnip into round
cake with q little -four and fry IN hot
dripping.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
HOW 90 Remove Dish Marks.

To remove hot dish marks from ma
hOgany frst try camphorated oil, which
can be had from any druggist, says
the Chicago News. Wiring out q soft
flannel cloth in II and rub the marks
well and long Polish with chamois
skin when the oil has been on the table
FOR an hour, blending the spots with
the surrounding surface. II this does
rot suffice, rub IL down with rotten
stone and oil. After it is perfectly
smooth 1t should be rubbed dry and
then some OF the plain oil added every
week until a fine. dull finish is pro-
cured. This dull finish IS considered
by experts far superior TO the high var
nished surface seen in furniture shops.
after a table has received the dun oil
nnish hot dishes will never mar its
surface again
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
TO BE CONTINUED.
CAMPING OUTLETS.


How 10 Choose the Most Useful Arsf-
cles For Comfort.
The length Of time one is 10 spend IN
camp and nearness Of a market should
be considered carefully before the ques-
ton OF the OUTFIT is necessary. II Tar
In tn forest more provisions must be
provided. Then when this question Is
settled a calculation should be made OF
the number Of persons % provide for
and the number OF meals per day and
the days OF encampment Besides. one
must allow one-thlrd more provision
for each meal than is required at home,
FOR camping gives famous appetites.
Besides. guests may appear. and
weather may hinder the campers from
returning 10 misery as soon "a was ex-
pected Better be sure than sorry"
For those 20 whom expense Is moth
ing there are sets OF all imaginable
implements made OF aluminium. all
pretty, light and durable. bur an agate
frying pan. a kettle. a coffeepot and a
Dutch oven are all that are really nee
sssary, though a small coal oil stove Is
great convenience aud. above all.
useful In stormy weather. when IL IS
difficult 10 keep a fire where the cook
would not be soaked.
Game and fish are expected 20 fur.
nish much for the table Of campers.
Bacon and sort OF thick pancake
baked IN frying pan often form the
staple OF the campers diet and.
though despised az home. Il IS good in
camp. Those who camp out just FOR
a good time and who can afford IL take
lots Of canned food and many other
things which experienced campers call
bloated luXuries. But good canned
things are good when eaten IN the
woods and always eaten a. soon as
taken out. Food OF whatever kind left
.n cans IS dangerous. Plenty OF pep
per, salt and mustard should be taken
20 camp; also sugar, coffee. tea, rice
and beans. POrk-plaln salt, ham and.
above all. bacon-is the mainstay OF
camp cookery. EvapoTsted fruit OF all
kinds is also very good The addition
OF water makes them as me as fresh
AL dried fruits should be soaked all
night and boiled in the same manner
half an hour ia the morning
Beans are fine baked all night In the
Dutch oven.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Many people enjoy coffee as IL is
made by the Turks. The process Is
simple. though IL requires special ap-
pliances-a hand mill TO grind the cot
fee 10 a powder and a boiler OF copper.
says the New York Journai. OF any
good quality pure coffee freshly roast
ed and passed through the hand mill
take heaped tesspoonfui for each cup
and add the same quantity OF castor
sugar. Put together into the boiler
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
How to clean CoIorea Mu.,,u..

To make colored muslins look like
new boil one quart Of wheat bran in
six quarts Of water for half an hour.
Strain through a cloth and when cool
wash the dress in this. using neither
soap nor starch. Rinse lightly in clear
water 20 which a little OK gall has
been added. IL c0lors are 70 be set,
a Tablespoonful Of the gall is the usual
amount. II there IS no danger of fad
ing teaspoonful IS enough. When
nearly dry, iron This preparation Of
bran both cieanses and stinfens the
fabric
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Then Look Ont

mo" said Mr.. Henpeck, 1T wouldn't
De well Tor any man 10 talk against
Temperance In my presence"
Why asked Msnley what would
you do?'
I'D tell my wife on him. "-Philadel-
phia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

at seems" he said, Ito give her the
greatest happiness just TO sic and listen
10 her talented husband talk"
yes" she replied "the silly little
thing Sometimes it seems to me that
when woman is foolish she can be
about seven times more foolish than
any other creature on earth Chicago
Record II erald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

with cold water aud heat over a clear
FIRE or spirit lamp ill the mixture boils,
being careful GO avoid boiling over.
When the frotn rises remove from the
source Of heat. tap the boiler gently tin
the froth settles and boil up again. Re
peat and after the third rising OF the
froth pour briskly into the cup or cups.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Fortune at Stake.

She-You are very depressed. didn't
know you cared SO much for your uncle.
Hell didn't; but I was the means of
Keeping him IN an insane asylum the
last year Of his life. and now that he has
left me all his money I've got 70 prove
that be was Of sound mind-Tit- Bits.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
A Blessing IN DISGUISE

Overheard at the club) The VIC
tim-The wife is spring dressmakiug.
and the noise OF the bally sewing ma
chine Is simply distracting.
The PhilOsOpher-It's a choice OF
evils, dear boy, and you mustn't forget
that q noisy machine means a quiet
wife.-Ally Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

To drive away the common house
hy prepare the following mixture:
one-half tablespoonful Of black pep
per. one teaspoonful Of brown sugar.
one teaspoonful OF cream. Place the
mixture on n plate and set Il in the
room where the dies are buzzing, and
they VIII soon disappear.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
How 90 Wake clam Douinon.

In making a clam bouillon chop fine
two cupfuls Of clans and put IN the
saucepan With half cupful Of hot wa
ter. Scald and skim and then add one
and a half cupfuls OF hot water. a Ia
blespoontUl OF chopped celery. a little
white pepper and tablespoonful OF
minced parsley. Bring 20 a boil. Strain
and serve ia cups with whipped cream
on ton
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Scribbles-When you come 20 nv
new book ] hope You will not be too
severe on me.
Critcus-I read IL last week. and
my criticism was certainly not detri-
mental
Scribbles-Why. 7 didn't see any no
tice OF IL in your column.
Criticus-Of course not. We have
always been friends. and for that req
son / refraiued from printing my can.
did opinion OF it.-C!ncinnati En-
quirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
How 10 Make camphorated OH.

INV - ~ - q 10 l"VFItNFu VIts
Here Is doctors rt4e for making
camphorated oil: Break rock eamphor
into small pieces put il into a bottle
and al with olive oil Half OF three
penny worth OF rock camphor will be
enough FOR s four ounce bottle Of oil
Shake well.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

what a discontented. dissatisfied
look Mrs. Fullerton has"
We'll, what could you expect? She
has a husband who gets her every
thing she wants. Town Topics.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Looking better than usual. Cane
you see my face is covered with court
plasterg"
Eyes. 1 noticed it"-Houstou Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
The Unfair Sex.
- ~ - NJ

ais this the post omce?'
Yves ma am. What's the matterT'
as this the part where people get
letters?"
Yes ma'am; please tell me youT
name"
rs It necessary TO tell my whole name
when wan, a letter."
Il suppose not. Are you expecting a
letter?"
NO; / want a ore-cent stamp"
Next window"
We'll, YOU don't need 10 be so cross
about it! I've sood notion 20 report
you. Houston Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

This pie f. not made like those
My mother made" re bit
A segment on md added, that
Is why I'm eating H."
Houston Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

We print Wedding Invita-
tons, and High Class Sta
tionery for Balls, Parties, Pic
mics and all entertainments of
4 a social nature.
I've print Church Envel-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Cards, Policies, both straight
life and benevolent, Physi-
clans Certificates, Sick Cards,
Application blanks, Agents
Report Sheets, Rate Cards,
etc.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

opes, Note and Letter Paper.
Bill-heads, Monthly State
ments, Business Cards, FL
nancial and Order Books,
Circulars, Check-books, PAM
phlets.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Young Physician-Your lips are ex-
ceptionally large and peculiarly shaped.
You are doubtless q musiciang
Patient-Correct.
Young Physician - And may I ask
what instrument you playl
Patient-Bass drum!
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Mrs. Peckem-i POI a.raid my husband
Is planning some scrt ot mischief
Mrs. Nelghbors-Why DO you think
SO?
Mrs. Peckem-Because Of his anxiety
TO have me go TO the seashore for a
month.
Mrs Neighbors-And are you going?
Mrs. Peckem-Am I going? Not In a
hundred years.-Clncinnau Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
OUR AIM

IS TO please our patrons and to
give them the best service at
the lowest prices, consistent
with satisfactory work.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
He Doc.n,t nnttIn

He Doesn't butt In.
-Of course your wife always insists
upon your doing her bidding"
Henpeck-Gracious. no. Whenever
she takes me 20 an auction sale have
70 sit perfectly still. - Philadelphia
Ledger.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
w Sc Feared 500 Mnrriare.

Higeins-My wife says 81 should die
she would remain a widow until death.
or course she might change her mind.
but II is kind OF consoling Just the same.
Sprigg-Evidently your wife thinks
there is no o,her man in the world like
you.
Higgias-On the contrary. she's afraid
there is. and that she'd get him.-Tit-
Bits
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
A PARpoNApLE ERROR.

Or. Killem-What ever induced you
20 spread report that was a great
mimic?
Lawyer Capias--I never said that;
merely said that you were always
taking somebody off,-Baltimore Her
aid.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

We furnish cuts when desired and we will arrange
complete special work in line When in need of any or
in our line, call and and estimates will be furnished
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

We print Handblls Quarter-Shees Half and Whole
Sheet posters Tags Tickets Pacard Society Cards. Min
utes, Visiting Cards, Mourning Stationery.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

dead father would have done and make
him understand that be could not profit
By such a deedl Could you blame me,
STRIP
mo, indeed said Holmes heartily,
springing 20 his feet well. Soames,
l think we have cleared your little
problem up, and our breakfast awaits
us at home. Come. Watson. As 20
you. sir. / trust that a bright future
awaits you IN RhodeSia. For once you
have fallen low. Let us see in the 10.
ture how high you can rise"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

1t IS thoroughly equipped
to 90 all kinds of printing on
short notice. We make a
speciality of Society printing
and work for Insurance Com
panies, such as Financial
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE, 1913.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09

Tines ubiect OF immigration l. treat
eel by Mr.. Roosevelt ia particular
Is able and thoughtful manner. The
tendency OF foreigners % congregatc
m sections of the country already
coneestod with people i> deplored.
illvh-aa~s foreigners are desirable
and arc welcomed. but only those
with tendencies towards good citizen
Smp auo ot industrious and law-ab-
idm- habit, viii add 90 the general
welfare of the nation. 10 Is pointed
out that our farming sections need
labor and that all who come with d
Wlil to work. viii lind a ready welcome.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09
Panama Canal.

The treatment between the United
States aud the Republic OF Panama,
under which the construction of the
Panama Canal was made possible,
went iuto effect with its ratification
hy thc United States on April %,
1904. ou payment of Sl0,0O0.0O0 10
that company CA April 1. 1908. the
Commission was rcorganizcd and
DO now consists OF Theodore D..
Nhonts. chairman. Charles f. Ma.
ADMIRAL Mordccai i. Endico,t. Brig
Cen Peter G.. Hams, and Col Oswald
n. Ernst.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09
The Civil Service.

The civil service law has been on
the statute books for TWENTY-FIVE
Ncar, Every President and e. vast
majority OF heads of departments
who have been m office durn. hat
eriod have favored grrduai cN-
tcasiou of thc merit SYSTEM. The
more thoroughly SIS pr,ciplc> have
hrcu understood. the greater has
been Che favor with which the lass has
lCn regarded ~ administrative -
officers. Any attempt Co carry on the
gtcat executive departments of mo
Government without TINS law would
inevitably result in chaos. The Civil
Service Commissioners are doing ex-
cc,lent work; and their comnensa-
iiou is inadequate considering the
service they perform.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09
Insurance

The great Insurance COMPANIES al-
fond str.kino examples OF corp fa-
tions whose bnsnes. has extended 81.
Iar beyond thc Jurisdiction OF the
state @Aich created Them On 10 8re-
r.Hoe rtric. enforcement OF suDerli-
SION and regulation by tic parent
States. Iu my Jas, annual Message.
J recommended "3hat Use Conrrcss
carefully consider whether fhe DOW
er 90 ite b4rean 81 Corporations can
nei coasiiiutionally De- extended 10
cover interstate tran-acii0rs ~ is-
,iiGanee. Recent events have en-
phasized Use Importance o. an earl,
ard exhaustive consideration o fais
question:. ~ >ce whether * - NOT r,se-
-lbie Ia furnish better safeguards than
Use several States have been able 10
furnish AGAINST corruption Of the
. hserant kind which has been exposed
u has been only too clearly shown
that certain ~ ihe men al the head
81 these large corporations take bui
small note Of tlse ethical distinction
Z between honesty and dishonesty. the,
draw the line only ti.is side Of VIVA,
may be called law-honesfy. the hind
81 honesty necessary in order 10 avoid
falling INTO the clutches Of the law
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09

The Natiora. Government has ~
ru.e but little occasion ro deal with
tle formidable group ot problems
connected more or less directly with
what is known 49, fhe labor question.
ior in The great majority of eases
these problems mu~t De dealt with by
tLe State and municipal autholitic~
and uot hv tle National Goverumcut.
The National Government has COM
troi ot The District OF Columbia. how
ever. and DO should see to DO that the
tity ~ Washington is made a model
cltN ln all respects. both a> regards
parks. public grounds. proper n-ri.a-
ron az The system of housing So a~
to 90 away with the evils of alley
teuemeutS. proper system of cluca-
uon. q proper system ct dealing with
trusncN and Juvenile Offenders. "a pro-
ger handling OF the charitable work
oft the District. Moreover. there
SHOULD be- proper factory lows t0 pre-
vent all abuses in tlc employment Of
women and children in tie District.
These vl.i bee useful chiefly as OBJ
lect lessons. but even tN- limited
amout IF usefulness would bc 81 real
national value.
There BIAS been demand tol deuriv-
ile courts az The power to issue iu-
functions in labor disputes Such
special limitation OF thc equity pow
crs oi our courts wou'd Dee most uu-
wise. lt D. .rue shat some Judges
. have misnsed this power. but TINS
F does NOT Justify denial of the power
amy none Sham an Improper exercise
Of the power 90 call strike by "a
labor leader would justify tlc denial
F OF tle li-ht to strike.
The Department az Commerce and
Labor should also make "a thorough iu-
yesiieation OF. fhe condition of
women m industry. over nre
million American women are no,,
+ engaged boz gaiufui occupations. ,ri
I there D. an almost complete .lcarI
4 OF data upon which go base aay tr.l-t-
4 worthy conclusions a. REGARDS ~ub-
-eci 81. important as DO is vast aua
F complicated There Is need ol m
knowledge on which 20 base action
looking toward State and mmicips.
+ legislation ior the protection or work.
iilg women TIE introduction oil syo
nen into industry D. working CHANG.
aud ,I-turbalre iD thc domestic au,
soeal Iie 81 the Na,ioa.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09
Federal Elections.

The President touches upon the
question of Federal elections. quot
n- the wcu known constitutional
provision THAT Congress shall Doe the
anai Judge of the qualification of us
own members. lie also declares
strongly against all forms of coruu-
lou and expresses regret at the grow
mg tendency to increase expenses Bod
connection with The conduct of poe
Iiucal campaigns. Briefly. he adj
VocatcS The greatest possible purity
of thc ballot and The fullest free
dom of the exercise of the elective
franchise consistent with GOOD gov
cmmcuL
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09
The Department of State.

recommend more adequate pro-
vision than has been made hereto
fore for the work of the Depart
ment of State. Within a few years
there has been very great increase
n the amount and Importance OF the
work 10 be done by that Department,
both in Washington and abroad. This
has been caused by the great m
crease OF our foreign trade. the IN
crease of wealth among our people,
which enables them 90 travel more
generally than heretofore. the IN
crease OF American capital which IS
seeking investment i'm foreign coun-
tries, and the rfowth OF our power
and weight iu tAc councils of the
civilized world
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09
The Hague Conference.

This tribunal. established for the
purpose OF arbitrating matters OF in
ternational difference. has already ac-
complished much good. Matters Of
armament and defense and also the
duties of neutral powers In time OF
war have been brought up and dis
cussed before this high tribunal. and
a better understanding between the
grown ont of the meetings.
nations of the earth has already
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09
Merchant Marine.

To the spread of our tra'e boz peace
and the defense CO. our flag in war
.lcat and prosperous merchant ma
rinc is Indispensable We shold have
ships of our own and scamcn of our
own to- convey our goods 90 neutral
itarh,tS. and in ease of need 30 re-
elforce our battle line. 10 cla not
rIt be a source OF reeuet aud mn
c2siuc~s 90 ms that the lines oi COM
mmicaticn with out sister republics
oi South ,morica should be clicHy
sndcr Foreign control
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-12-09

One OF She most effective inshu
urui~ for peace b. flc Monroe Doe
uluc as DO haas been aud * being grad
ualiy developed bN ihi- Nation and
accepted by other nations. 80 other
policy could have been a. efficient
il promoting peace ODD the Western
Hemisphere and DOB giving Co each ma
unu thereon ihc chance 90 develop
along rs own lines. 10 ,ve had refused
Goo apply the Doctrine fO changing
conditions DO wonid uoW Doe complete
lt outworu. would NOT meet amy Of The
needs ot tie prcsclI dav. aild indeed
would probably bv this time have
suaE into complete Oblivion. IL j.
useful go home. and Is meeting with
recognition abroad because We have
adapted our application of 30 o. meet
I fAc growing and changing need, of
our Hemisphere. When uc Announce
d policy. such as ihc Monroe Doc
irlle, we thereby commit Dursclvc-
F JOB the conseqacHcrs of iAc policy. aud
those consequences from time 60 time
alter. Us BIS ont of the question io
claim g right and yci -lirk che re
,pon-ibilify Cor ITS exercise. Not ou-
( ly we. but a.i american Republic,
. mf0 arc benefited by Tic existence
Icf iLe Doctrine. must recognize the
OBLIGATIONS each nation ls under a-
/ regard foreign peoples no less than
ii- duty io insist upon us own rights
That our nights and interests are
deeply concerned 40 the maintenance
lot thc Doctrine IS as clear "a hardI,
60 need argument This is especial,
true 90 view of ihc construction oi
the Panama Canal As a mere mater
lof sclf-drieusc We must exercise =
lci'>e watch over tlie approaches d
ihis canal: and this means that ",
must Dc thoroughly alive 10 cur inter.
efts iu tho Caribbean Sea.
ahJswor arsea md gcs Ezrh hrdlui