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The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-02-09

Go to F1Rsr NATIONAL BANK for
your Farm Loans.
Lucius Hazard came up from Eessen-
den Tuesday to visit at home for a
few days.
NJ. L. Ruggles advertises to sell his
personal property at public auction
on the 23d. Read his ad. in this issue
of the COURIER.
The cold wave has been hanging on
quite steady for couple of weeks, the
thermometer ranging from 20 to 10
below zero all the time.
Acorn table syrup Nc per gallon.
Falcon self rising pan cake flour. Sc
per package at Jimeson & Olson, The
New Store.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter A. Abbott and
little daughter, of Aneta, have been
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Theo. Mar
quardt for few days.
G. A. Rosselahd, Agent for ..Skan-
dinaven" Chicago, will be at Hammer
& Condy's Office Saturday this week
and Monday and Tuesday next week.
Premium books delivered.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilbert Olson left last
Friday for a three weeks visit with
friends and relatives at Lacrosse.
Wis.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
$4,000

Reward will be paid to any
person who can find one atom
of opium, chloral, morphine,
cocaine, ether or chloroform
in any form in any of DR..
Miles Remedies.
This reward is offered because
certain INSCRIPTIONS persons
make false statements about
these remedies. 1t is under
stood that this reward applies
only to goods purchased in the
open market, which have not
been tempered with in any way.
DR.. Miles remedies cure by
their soothing, nourishing,
strengthening and invigorat-
ing effects upon the nervous
system, and not by paralyzing
and weakening the nerves as
would be the case if these drugs
were used.
For this reason DR.. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills are universally
considered the best pain remedy
81 have suffered for 25 years with
severe pains in my head. heart and
back, and have tried everything. I
could get and could not find any relief
until l got a box of Dr. Miles Anti
Pain Pills. suffered as long as IL
hours at q time with such severe
pains that I feared l would lose my
mind. Tho Anti-Pain Pills gave me
relief in from 10 to 20 minutes. I do
wish you would publish this so that
other sufferers may find relief"
i. A. WALKER,
II. +. d. No. 6. Salem, Ind.
Or. Miles AntI-Paln Pills are sold by
your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first package will benefit. II Ii
falls he Will return your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
Humor Gao Philosophy
by DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
JUST A BOY"

Playing tricks upon the girls,
Getting into lots OF scrapeS
Circling round In giddy whirls.
Wriggling into forty shapes,
Getting scolded every day,
Having sport WITHOUT alloy,
Sinking work and counting play
This is being lust a boy"
Making sport of everything
That before his vision comes.
Keeping ever on the wing
Till the place about him huns.
Making grownups say: "Oh, fie!
Why is II you must annoy?'
Do they really wonder why?
It's because he's Just a boy"
Mimicking the peddlers cry.
Stealing rides upon the cart.
Listen to his saucy cry,
Jaw, you think yer mighty smartH
AS he scrambles off behind,
Anything but shy and coy
Is this urchin. you will find,
Just because he Is a boy.
Hunting trouble in its lair.
Always spelling for a fight
Turning up most anywhere
In very sorry plight,
Something that you cannot lose,
Him there's nothing can-destroy:
Him we nothing can refuse.
Just because hes just a boy"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
Too Rich For Him.

"Come with me-" said Il gay young
microbe to his sedate brother. II know
where there Is to be n gathering OF
trust magnates, and we will have a
royal feast"
Don't tempt me-" replied the broth
er sadly. 81 haven't been feeling very
well, and the doctor has put me on a
diet. / think l will chase out and
find some ancient college professor
II the weather clears up"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

The AMERICAN FARMER only Literary Farm Journal
published 1t fills position of its and has taken the leading
place the homes of rural people every section of the United
States 1t gives the farmer and bis family something
aside from the humid of routine duties Every
original poem by Scion L. Goode
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
PRESBY TERRAIN.

Services will be held in the Presby-
terrain church at the usual hours.
Preaching at 1920 a. IN. and 700 p. M;
Sunday School at 80 a. M; G. f.
meeting at 600 p. M; mid-week meet
ing on Thursday evening at 1880 p. m.
Rev. G. ID. Ellis.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.

Class meet meeting 10 o'clock; preaching l9g
League $50 6:SO p. G m; preaching 7:so T p. M
Thursday evening prayer meeting
Brockway 2:30 p. m. preaching.
Rev. j. \. Thompson.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
METHODIST PROTESTANT.

Sunday services as follows:-Preach-
ing at 1870 a. m. and 200 p. M. SUNDAY
School at :15 a. m; Christian Endeav-
or at 600 p. m. Prayer meeting Thurs
day evening at 7:30. All are invited.
4. +. Miller, pastor.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
CHURCH OF CHRIST.

Lords Day professionally School
1000 q. M; preaching II 90 a. M: c. +.
meeting 800 p. M; preaching coop. m. !;
prayer and praise service Thursday ev-
ening 7:30 p. m. a cordial welcome.
Rudolph Heicke, pastor.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
III 4 N
" A n ] I: ID
We want a man in this. locality
o sell the world renowned
WHEELER & WILSON,

WHEELER & WILSON,
he only sewing machine so far 10
advance of all others that with il
the dealer can readily overcome all
competition. 1t is backed by rep.
utation of so years unparalleled
success and thousands of the first
machines made are still giving
their owners faithful service.
We prefer a man with experience
in some kind of canvassing (but
this is not absolutely necessary
and who can procure horse and
wagon. To such person we can
offer exceptional inducements.
We do not sell our machines to
catalogue houses or department
stores. We furnish them to our
authorized agents only and protect
them in their sale.
This is a splendid opportunity
for some energetic man to establish
himself in good permanent BUSH
ness.
When answering, please give full
information regarding yourself.
age, previous occupation, etc.
ADDRESS
Wheeler & Wilson Mfg. Co.
7a-7A wabash Ave., ohioaee. 90.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

FREE METHODIST.
Preaching Sunday evening at 200;
Sunday School at 1870 a. M; prayer
meeting Wednesday evening at 7:30.
All invited. 5. j. Reid, pastor.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
One of the Bows.

'"The boy orator could not come and
we had to substitute another man"
"MisS connectionsT'
"No, his grandson was sick and he
had to stay with him"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
Answers the Description.
A Change.

lie had a most chcckorcd career,
But when a few dollars he swiped,
Not knowing the owner was near,
His career for a time was then
striped.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

A woman can readily believe that
the whale swallowed Jonah, for she
knows that mouse can devour a hui
man being at one mouthful.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
The Great
American Farmer
The Great
indianapolis, Ind.

The Leading Agricultural Journal of the Nation Edited by
Corps of Writers.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Bathing costumes would he most at
tractive this year If they were lined
with fur.
Automobiles are getting SO common
that it is really as much as ones repu-
tation is worth to be seen occupying
one.
The summer girl says that the most
crying need of the season is a new
brand of summer resort man.
The meek are pretty apt to inherit
snub from the other side.
To be prepared for the worst, an
actor should take n course in pedes-
trianlsm as well as In voice culture.
1t Is hard to convince young people
that hands were not made to be held.
1t isn't SO distressing to be a dead
hero after the hero has been dead 100
years.
Looking at the picturesque poodles
from that country, one would not
dream that Japan had such q fierce
breed of dogs of war.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

The summer girl says that the most
crying need of the season is a new
brand of summer resort man.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

Bathing costumes would he most at
tractive this year If they were lined
with fur.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

The meek are pretty apt to inherit n
snub from the other side
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

To be prepared for the worst, an
actor should take course in pedes-
trianism as we'll as In voice culture.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28
Within the thirty days offer for the price of

'er of this neghborhood and the American Farmer
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-07-28

1t is hard to convince young people
that hands were not made to be held.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
THE WHITE MANS BURDEN.
If Indians Dance They Must Pay
Fiddler.

A Sioux Fails special says: While
those Indians who have taken allotments
of land and who have a pronounced lik-
ing for the white mans "frewater' have
been benefited to some extent by the
decision of the United States supreme
court holding that it is not a violation Of
the federal statutes to sell liquor to an
Indian who has taken his allotment Of
land, the Indians thus benefited are
finding that in future they will be re-
quired to assume a share of the white
mans burden.
The authorities Of some Of the border
towns have adopted what would seem
to be the proper method Of dealing with
Indians who visit the towns. become
drunk by exercising their new rights of
citizenship and then become disorderly
and attempt to intimidate the residents
of the small border owns. This plan
is to arrest all Indians who become
drunk and disorderly while in town, and
then. when they have become sober as
the result lying in the town calaboose.
they are ia before a justice and fined
the same as a,.hite offenders.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
Voice from Arkansas.

Cleveland, Ark, July 31.-0Special.)
Nearly every newspaper tells Of
some wonderful cure Of some form Of
Kidney Disease by the Great American
Remedy, Dodd's Kidney Pills, and this
part of Arkansas is not without its
share OF evidence that no case Is too
deeply rooted for Dodd's Kidney Pills
to cure.
Mr.. A. r. Carlile, well known and
highly respected here, tells of his cure
after nearly a quarter Of a century's
suffering. Mr.. Garlic says:
II want to let the public know what
/ think Of Dodd's Kidney Pills. I
think they are the best remedy for sick
Kidneys ever made.
Il had Kidney Trouble for % years
and never found anything that did noe
SO much good as Dodd's Kidney Pills.
i recommend them TO all s u,ierers."
There Is no uncertain sound about
Mr.. Carlile's statement. He knows
that Dodd's Kidney Pills rescued him
from a life Of suffering and he wants
the public to know 1t. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cure all Kidney Ills from Back
ache to Bright's Disease.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
NOT HURT BY BLACK RUST.
Wheat in Hanson and Adjoining
Counties in Good Condition.

The report that crops in Hanson and
adjoining counties of South Dakota have
been damaged by the black rust is with
out foundation, says a dispatch from
Alexandria. Red rust is noticeable Ill
some fields, but no damage has resulted
from its presence. Rye harvest is finish
ed and the threshing of a number Of
fields denotes a light yield. Barley is
generally in the shock, the stand is TN
usually heavy and although quality of
the grain is somewhat damaged from
blight, an unusually large yield will be
secured. Oats are now in the harvest,
and are of an exceptionally good quality
and an abnOrmally large crop is assured.
Wheat presents IN uneven appearance.
Corn is making rapid growth and needs
only Il favorable fall to make Il good
crop. Much hay on the bottom lands has
been destroyed by the recent overflow
of the river and creeks, but upland hay
is abundant and there will be 10 short.
age.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
WEEKS HAPPENINGS
NEWS OF THE WEEK IN A CON-
DENSED FORM.
The Famous "Section 11"--Whoie-
salers Will Contest Part of States
Pure Food DISQUALIFICATION Made
for an injunction.

Attorneys acting for the managers or
a Sioux Falls wholesale house have IN
stituted in the state circuit court III thar
city a case which is intended as q test
to determine the constitutionailty or
section IL of the pure food law, which
was enacted by the legislature at its
session last winter.
+. w. Small. state dairy and food com-
missioner, is made the defendant in the
suit, and the plaintiffs ask for the issu-
ance of an injunction restraining the
commissioner from enforcing the pro-
visions of section IL of the new law.
While the suit is instituted by the Sioux
Falls house, it is stated on good authority
that the house is acting for all OF the
wholesale grocery houses of the country
which transact business in South Da-
kota, including those having their head
quarters at Chicago, Sioux City, Omaha
and the Twin cities.
Section II of the pure food law pro-
vides that at shall be unlawful for IN
person to sell, offer or expose for sale
any article of prepared foods, unless the
true name of the manufacturer and the
location of the factory where such article
of food is prepared is plainly printed or
stenciled on the package, box, can, car
ton or other cOntainer."
This section, while apparently unim-
portant on its face, has caused Il great
,commotiOn among the wholesaling in
terests. 1t is alleged that it was SNUG
gled into the pure food law and Is a
coke concoted by the catalogue
houses for the purpose of increasing their
trade ut the expense of the wholesale
and retail merchants of the state. The
pure food law does not ii any manner
affect the catalogue houses. and they are
not obliged to comply with any of its
provisions.
The enforcement of this section would
play havoc with the business of the
wholesale houses in South Dakota. The
remainder of the pure food law is per-
fectly satisfactory to the interests which
will now endeavCr to have section IL
of the law declared unconstitutional.
In accordance with the application Of
the plaintiffs, Judge Jones, of the state
circuit court at Sioux Falls, has issued
an order to show cause why a temporary
injunction should not be issued restrain
ing the state dairy and food COMMISSIONS
from enforcing the provisions of the
Objectionable section.
The application for the granting of
an injunction is based upon two grounds:
a. AS to section IL being n violation
of the interstate clause of the
constitution of the United States, and
(2) for the reason that the section re-
ferred to is in violation of the four
teenth amendment to the federal consti-
tuition.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
TO KILL HOGS OCTOBER |.
Contracts for Machinery for Sioux
Falls Plant Awarded.

President Purdy, of the company which
was organized some weeks ago for the
purpose of establishing an Independent
packing plant in Sioux Falls, announces
that the contracts have been awarded
for practically all the machinery neces-
sary for the operation of the plant. All
the machinery will be received within the
next six weeks, and unless something
unforeseen interferes the plant, as orig
inaliy planned, will be placed in opera
ton about Oct. / next. The engine room
and boiler room of the new plant will be
entirely new. They will be three stories
high and constructed of Sioux Falls
granite.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
BEAT SLOT MACHINES.
Smart Young Men from North Da-
kota Used Sings.

An Aberdeen special says: Four young
fellows, whose ages range from 16 to
20 years, and claiming La Moure, y. d.,
as their homes, and who gave their
names as Frank Reeves, Joe Tolle, Joe
Moore and Glen Wilson, were arrested
at Cakes, n. d., for passing what was
at first supposed to be counterfeit money
but which later proved to be but slugs
cast from babbitt metal. Nearly every
slot machine in Cakes was filed with
the slugs before the vendors discovered
the matter. The young fellows were
arrested and lodged in Jail, but an OBJ
liging friend pried them out and they
escaped from the town.
1t is alleged in Cakes that the real
home of the boys is at Groton, s. ID.
The states attorney at Glendale de-
cided that the boys could not be prose-
cuted for counterfeiting, as the slugs
We're not made to initiate money, and nd
effort was made to capture the young
men after they made their escape.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
Q IN GooO A
Weather Bureau says Corn Is Making
Favorable Progress.

Crop conditions are summarized as
follows IL the weekly bulletin Of the
weather bureau:
During the week ending July 81 the
Ohio valley and northern portions of the
middle Atlantic States and New England
experienced temperatures too low for
best results, but elsewhere the tempera-
ture conditions were favorable. Rains
interfered with farm work in the Mis-
souri valley, northern Texas and in por-
tions of the lower Ohio valley and east
gulf coast districts, while rain is needed
in Georgia, portions of Florida. northern
Mississippi. northern Illinois, Ohio and
northern New Jersey.
In the Ohio valley the growth of corn
has been somewhat checked by cool
weather, but elsewhere in the principal
corn States this crop has made excellent
progress. Throughout the Atlantic coast
districts a fine crop is indicated. In Ten
nessee, Arkansas, Indian Territory and
northern Texas the condition of corn is
not so promising.
T~hrashing of winter wheat has been
interrupted by wet weather in southern
Illinois and portions of the Missouri val
ley and middle Atlantic States, but else
where this work has advanced satisfac-
torily. Winter wheat harvest is finish
ed, except q small part of the crop in
Michigan and New York.
Spring wheat harvest is in progress
in Nebraska, Iowa and the southern por-
tons of South Dakota and Minnesota.
This crop has made favorable progress.
no rust damage being reported, except
from scattered fields in South Dakota.
where smut and blight are also prevalent
to some extent. Late spring wheat was
materially damaged in Washington by
hot winds of the preceding week, but the
early crop escaped injury. Harvest is
general i'll Oregon, with about the aver
age yield and quality.
Dat harvest has progressed favorably
and is now becoming general in the more
northerly States. With the exception
of some damage to harvested oats in
Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas and Virginia
the reports respecting this crop are high
ly favorable.
Some improvement in the condition of
cotton over most of Texas is indicated,
and, while too rank growth and unsat-
isfactOry f%ruiting are reported from Ok
lahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana and Missis-
sippi, a general, but slight, Improvement
is also shown in these States. In Ala
.bama the crop has generally deteriorat-
ed; i'll Georgia it is f~ruiting rapidly
where sufficient rains have occurred, but
in other localities of that State rain il
badly needed, and shedding, rust and
black root are prevalent. Rank growth
and shedding are also reported from
Tennessee, the Carolinas and Florida, in
which States no Improvement is indicat-
ed, except on clay lands in South Caro-
lima, while on sandy lands in that State
the crop has deteriorated.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
EVER TREAT you so?

Coffee Acts the Jonah and Will Come Up
A clergyman who pursues his noble
calling in q country parish In Iowa,
tells Of his coffee experience:
my wife and / used coffee regularly
for breakfast, frequently for dinner
and occasionally for supper-always
the very best quality-package coffee
never could ind a place on our table.
"In the spring Of 1855 my wife was
taken with violent vomiting which we
had great difficulty in stopping.
at seemed to come from coffee
drinking. but we could not decide.
"In the following July, however, she
was attacked a second time by the
vomiting. / was away from home fll-
ing an appointment at the time, and
on my return 1 found her very low:
she had literally vomited herself al
most to death, and II took some days
to quiet the trouble and restore hec,
stomach.
II had also experienced the same
trouble, bat not so violently, and had
relieved 1t, each time, by a resort to
medicine.
"But my wife's second attack salts
fed me that the use of coffee was at
the bottom Of u troubles, and 50 we
stopped 1t forthwith and took on Pos
tum Food Coffee. The old symptoms
Of disease disappeared and during the
nine years that we have been using
Postum instead Of coffee we have
never had a recurrence Of the vsmih
Ing. We never weary of Postum, to
which we know We owe our epod
health. This IL a simple statement Of
facts" Name given by Postum Cora
pany, Battle Greek, Mich.
Read the little book, 'UAs Read -
Wsilviile," In each pkg.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
No Pension YET.

swell, to be honest with you," said
the tramp, Il can't exactly say that
I'm a veteran and have witnessed the
horrors Of war, but I think / deserve
a pension, though"
For what?"
We'll. I was once locked in a freight
car for a week, with the weather at
zero and nothing but a frozen turnip
to eat, and nothing but blocks Of build
ing stones to keep me warm, and IL r
am not entitled to a pension nobody
else ought to have one. The horrors
Of that old turnip beat me horrors Of
q battlefield all to pieces"
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-08-09
hOsOES BY THE HUNDRED.
Tramp Fraternity Swarming Into
Aberdeen.

Two hundred hoboes arrived at Aber-
deem on the Milwaukee one night last
week on an extra freight from the
south. They report that a carload of
them were held up south of town by
four men, two of whom kept the crowd
covered while the other two went
through the clothes of the men, securing
several watches and considerable money
in small amounts. Many Of the men
had been working in harvest fields fur
ther south and had earned considerable
money, which the robbers secured. Some
OF the men We're slightly hurt in re-
sisting the attempts OF the robbers to Sc
cure their cash.