Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-04-29
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fly, believe" Eyes. His people have
worn glasses for three generations."-
Exchange.
IF you dare kiss me again 1 will call
papa" Il thought you said your faith.
er was in California" HE is."-
Houston Post.
First Doctor-Then we decide not to
operate. Second Doctor-Yes. What
do you think we ought to charge him
for deciding not to operate ?-BrooklyD
Life.
LADY, have nothing to give you
my poor man, but some cold sausages
Knight of the Road-'Scuse me, mum
but don't your sign say, Beware of
the Dog?"
Edith-Why did you refuse him.
Ethel-He has past. Edith-But he
can blot it out. Ethel-Perhaps. but
he can't use me for blotter.-Wom.
ans Journal.
Clarinda-You can't keep a dog in
your new fiat? Florinda-No, we had
to give Fido away; but Frederick had
bis dear little bark put in our phone.
graph. - Cincinnati Commercial Trib.
une.
A teacher was explaining to a little
girl how the trees developed their
foliage in the springtime. "Oh, yes"
said the little miss, 81 understand; they
keep their summer clothes in their
trunks"
Doctor" queried the inquisitive per.
son, do you believe that the cigarette
habit causes freak minds?" "Not nee
sssarily,' replied the NJ. D.; "as rule
It merely indicates them. "-Chicagc
Daily News.
Macintosh boasts a good deal about
his family, doesn't hep Eyes. l thinh
BE- claims that the head of his family
was the original Macintosh that Noah
aad with him during that rainy sea
Jcn." -Philadelphia Press.
Bridget-Why, Master Tommy, what
!ver is the matter? Tommy-Tve hurt
my Inland in the h-hot water. Bridget
--Shure, thin, it serves you right. You
should have felt the water before yop
put your hand inl-Punch.
"What is love?" asked the sweet girl,
who was looking for a chance to leap.
Love-" replied the old bachelor, "is
kind Of insanity that makes a man
call two hundred pound female bis
little turtle dove. Chicago News.
Mrs Muggins-My husband is a per.
feet crank. Mrs. Buggins-All hus.
bands are. my dear. Mrs. Muggins-
But fancy man who complains thai
my mustard plasters are not as strong
as those his mother used to makei
A junior student Cornell Univer
sity, in rendering an account to his
father of mis- last terms expenses, en-
tered as an item: Charity, thirty dol.
lars" His father wrote back: II fear
that charity covers a multitude OF
sins"
do you think they'll be happy now
they're married?" WELL I don't see
why not. They eat the same kind OF
breakfast food, take The same brand
Of dyspepsia tablets. and wear the
came make of hygienic underwear II
Town Topics.
81 suppose, Senator" she said, ''that
you try to keep in touch with the finan-
cihl interests of the country" IF |
did-i't my dear girl, I'd have to cul
down my Twin expenses or practice
law a good deal harder than l do be.
tween sessions. Elk
A Little Rusty: 1.-The bride seemed
quite nervous, didn't she?" remarked
the first Chicago girl. Naturally" re.
piled the other; she's somewhat out
of practice. It's the first time she's
been married since last r"-Phila.
delphia Public Ledger.
Visitor-What a racket the steam
makes clanking through the pipesl Flat
Dweller (shivering)-Yes 1t reminds
me of one of Shakspeare's plays. Wis
Nor = Which-"The Tempest?" Fla,
Dweller-No. much Ado About Moth
!ng.'-Town ard Country.
4 teacher in an East Side school II
trying to explain the meaning of tbs
word Slowly" illustrated it by walk
ing across the floor. When be asked
the class to tell him how he walked
a boy at the foot of the class shouted
"Bow-legged, sir. "-Lippincott's
Friend of the Family want to
give your husband birthday present
What do you think would please him
most? Mrs. Kutely-Oh, a stickpin
He says he never has enough of them
Friend-What is his favorite stone
Mrs. Kutely-The emerald. Changing
up the 'phone) Isn't that lovely; I've