The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-20

Who feels. each day, new thrillinss in
Who does 3 not count the loss Of thought
That brings him step by step up to his
@w. D. Nesbit in Chicago Tribune.
HUafoR OF THE DAY.
Koneha-.I say, want to smoke the
worst wayi" Clay-"Haye cigar
e?'-Boston Transcript.
Clara-..DIdn't you consider the duke
a good bargain2'' Why, no; he
was little more than a remnant. Life
We've struck a great scheme to raise
the church debt" What is it?'' ''Wers
going to let the inside space for high
class advertising. ''-Brooklyn Life.
"AIr Bliggins means well. but he
doesn't stop to think" Perhaps" an
swered Miss Cayenne, che feels that
time is too valuable to be trifled away
in hopeless undertakings. w ashfng-
ton Star.
I'D like to know what you police
men do for your money! said the dis
gusted citizen IN the New York business
district. sure, we have to sign a re-
ceiptl" said the innocent patrolman.-
Yonkers Statesman.
Its pretty hard to determine a boys
vocation well, it seems to be pretty
well settled that my boy is bound to be
for It already chr well, he contracts
nearly everything that comes along;
had the chickenpoX and mumps last
month, and now he's got the measles. -
Philadelphia Press.
IT want to complain of the flour you
sent me the other day." said Mrs.
Newliwed, severely. What was the
A.
grocer. TT was tough. My husband
simply wouldn't eat the biscuits I
made with t.''-Philadelpilia Press.
Pat-"Do you ever git dispondint,
Moike?" Mike-"Only whin Grim
feeling blue OF always feel good as
long as Dim feeling foines be gobs!"
Puck.
NAY. madam, the day I married
you 1 gave you the key of my heart
I ~ es, and then you went right off and
had the lock changed. Town and
Country
Jaygreen-''N friends have egged
me on to essay the role of Hamlet i'll
our amateur theatricals.' Willknox--
well. here's hoping they won't egg
you off the stage. "-Chicago Daily
News.
friends forehead?' mo. that's a
laundry mark" "A laundry mark2
How odd" mot so very. A Chinaman
hit him with fatiron. ''-Cincinna
Commercial Tribune.
Its really very kind of you, Mr..
Dumley, to give me your seat said
Miss KOy. mot at all" replied Dunn
ley. 1--WE men are getting very tired
of being accused of giving zip cur
seats only to pretty girls --Fiiladel-
phia Ledger
Those Bible Places.-"Mamnaa
/ what's the miz?" 1.-The miz, dear2
I'm sure don't know. Where did you
hear about III" Why. the man man at
an earth an all that's in the Mil.
/ Brooklyn Life.
''Why do you send back all my con-
tributions? 2" asked Miss Yelloleaf in
angry tones. MY dear child an
swered the editor, sit is an unalterabie
/ theory of mine that no one should
write for the papers before she is Mt
! that she would not bother him for
about ten years at least.-Cleveland
1 Leader.
The April sky now sheds a tear
Because the rude winds blow,
And then smiles out in gentle cheer
To see the crocus persevere
Washington Star.
!
81 see two French engineers succeeded
in reaching the summit of the Fourclad
AgnelIi. in Switzerland, an altitude OF
nearly 13.7OO feet remarked the contrac-
VI sure " boss said Pat who had over
heard the remark, did they got up in
blast or did they walk up?''-Yonkers
Statesman.
Friend want to give you a little adj
vice on how to save money.
Young Chap-DeIghted. sir! But would
ind q
marks on how to make it2-Detroit Free
Press.
Now" said the modern f1nancier 'all
is ready for placing our stock on the mar
lEet. Get me list Of most promising men
Must they be well to DOR asked the
eng That Stsi isn't 50 important" ohucisled the
Cleveland Leader.
Mrs Stubbs-It is remarkable how many
things that patent medicine peddler claim
ed his remedy would cure.
Mr.. Stubbs-Yes, he was about to tell
me it would cure a ham. and I set Tow
ser on him.-Chicago Journal
The Browne girls are OF high degree.
So beautiful is each,
There's little doubt their family tree
Was certainly peach.
-PhiladeIDhia ---.
A story is told of man in an Arkansas
town who, in addition to his being presi-
dent of the local board of aldermen, was
also the proprietor of the best hotel in the
II appears that a visitor from the east
one day remarked to this man that the
town might be made a good deal healthier
If a certain large swamp near by were
.'V-a-ll.'' drawled the politician and ho-
tel man. all my boarders says the same
board of aldermen I'd shorely advocafS
the Improvement in minute eff it warn't