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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22
Rheumatism.

When pains or irritation exist on
any part of the body, the application
OF Ballard.s Snow Liniment gives
prompt relief. E. w. Sullivan, Prop.
Sullivan House, Ell Reno. o. r.,
writes, June 6, 1902: 81 take pleas
ure in recommending Billiards. Snow
Liniment to all who are afflicted
with rheumatism. 1t is the ol,ly
remedy have found that gives inn
mediate relief" 25c, SOC and 81. 90.
Sold by Cook & Higgins.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22
Cures,Sciatica.

Rev. w. L. Riley, LID. Cuba.
N. T., writes: After fifteen days
of Excruciating pain from sciatic
rheumatism, under various treat
ments, ! was induced to try Billiards.
Snow Liniment; the first application
giving my first relief and the second
entire relief. | can give it unquali
fed recommendation" 26c. SOC and
$1.0O Sold by Cook & Higgins.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

at London defeat
ed the British
lawn tennis cham
pion, Miss X.
Douglass, by two
sets straight, and
thus became Brit
ish as well as
American woman
champion. Not one
man of the invad-
ing American ten
mis- team can
boast of having
d o W n e d every
competitor that
has faced him as
has this sturdy
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Burdock Blood Bitters gives a
man clear head, an active brain, a
strong vigorous body-makes him
for the battle of life.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22
To Curea Gold in One DaY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money if it fails to cure. f. w
Groves signature on each box. 25c.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

"who wrote Speak to Me Only with
Thine Eyes'?"
Il don't know, but IT was probably
some married man." - Washington
Star.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

The report of vital statistics of
Louisville for one week shows 1O3
births to only 81 deaths.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Eczema, scald head, hives, itchiness
OF the skin of any sort instantly re-
lleved, permanently cure. Doan' s
Ointment. At any drug store.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Work on Louisville's new public
library has begun.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

William Lush, the Cleveland Ameri-
can league player, who coached the
Yale baseball team, this season, has
signed a contract to act as the Yale
baseball coach for the next three years.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Miss May Sutton, of Pasadena, Cal,
in the recent lawn tennis tournament
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Chas. Jetton, lawyer, of Murray
is dean.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Ed Nave, a well-known molder of
Louisville, is dead.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Thos. Silby, carpenter, fell So
feet at Louisville and will die.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Group instantly relieved. DR..
Thomas Electaic Oil. Perfectly
safe. Never fails. At any drug
store.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

No such thing as summer COM
plant" where DR.. Fowler's Extract
of Wild Strawberry is kept handy.
Natures remedy for every looseness
of the bowles.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Prof. j. w. Walton has retur nd
from his summer vacation.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Several of the large cities are aft
ter the next meeting of the Trans
Mississippi Congress.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

Louisville is to have 1876 new fire
hydrants.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

James Speed, of Maysville, was
found dead in his room.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-08-22

The big towboat J. B. Finley was
inspected Saturday at Louisville.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
COUNTY CORRESPONDENCE

Rivers next Sunday night, the
Oakland people will postpone hav-
ng their prayer meeting services
at the home Of 7. j, Prrryman
until another time.
Little Miss Lucy Williams spent
few days last week with her
grandmother, Mrs. Margaret Wood.
ard,
Prof. j. W. Hoy of Elvins and
Miss Dora Hoy of Esther spent
Saturday and Sunday with homie
folks.
Mr. ana Mrs. T. j Whclcu and
children spent Sunday afternoon
with Messrs. and Mesdamcs John
boss and j II. Johnson,
Eugene Hutchings OF Dr>Dogr
and Miss Elzie Smith Of this place
were united in marriage at the
home Of squire Moore near Hazel
Run Sunday, We JOIN IN congral-
Iulaiious to the happy coupIe, md
may their Journey over Iifrs tenn
re-,lOus sea be strcwn with flowers
OPAL.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
BISMARCK BREVITIES.

Miss Alice Collier visited in ST.
I,pni, Monday
O. W. RAMSEY left Monday Tor
lis southern trip.
Mrs i l. Eoton visited in ST
Louis Tuesday.
\. Block is improving his prop.
crty with new sidewalk.
Goycrro. lJoyis Of Arkansas WINS
ia our town II few minutes sunday
night.
Lucy Brothers are moving into
their new store on the corner this
week.
.Iohn Snrhorp of I.ipdmort Wis.
tied rhc family nr Rrr, Borretl this
yrrl
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The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
WESLEY CHAPEL TENS.

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SISTER M''' W Ill., W., .' W. '''I a., J.
h'". ~ G ~, WIS ".,' I, ,,,",;,,n -
'"''' l. ''''''''' W. 80 ''''''7 WV"
Most ct the farmers ARE 'i'ouGh
sowing wheat, ana cor" E',n'rl'4
is tn" ord'r OF Inc "'l EVERY
body huslirS thns, l"NriH autumn
days.
Henry Mckenzie isarloudiug the
Iibcr,yyilIo school and SAYS Prof.
Hicks is a most excellent teacher.
We wish Henry all success in his
studies
,,.., 4, r...
MISSES '>'' '''" wy. wy W. '' t, ,l',.
"'r' VINO al" are VI. .y" ' :. ~, ',''',,
son i'IE" ~ .'''o' ~ 81. iI "I W !
WI .m '''". ~ WV. Wv In'o '''
VIII stay ""''I '' '7 ""' !" '"''''
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
SOUTHEAST NEWS.

Game Gir,rdu,u wiID he lOO ycors
old next Fcbrnp,y and thrrr is
talk Of n cc,obr,fion
Tho ert.rnriso so,y . ioo rco,Jo
attended fine S,lI. & Downs c;rrus
in Charleston nu fine nm
mn ,,
ne mrInnrf' OF the CHRISTIAN
inc to bnill - Ar o9o rLprah at
orrc
49,
me ''pIar h!nIl Republican mas
q correspondent VINO complains OF
, '' ''' no, 49, ~ ~; ,I ~, I'"'' VI wv
me prisoners III the Charleston
jan NAY h0rh So NOISY singing
hlilI.s 'nAi Ihr\ nave been mnue
,lannt n. ,.irhnn,.
FIVE hundred men were dis
charged from the shops at DeSoto
on the ION without notice Of any
KIND. Only about 200 men are
'' ''''
III" E'Es Of Poplar Bluff turn
over their club room every Friday
night to their wives and daughters,
vino prepare a musical and literary
program for their pleasure.
'rrorE" W. Rancy, aged 70, OF
scott county, was married last
week. Tue Benton Record SAID he
Iiau served rs best man at % we'd
d'ngs. lie married widow.
4 call has been ,ssurd to the
people ol New Madrid county TO
meet on the 5lSt OF October ana
consider what Il best TO 90 about
buhdinE new court house.
John i.amhcrlsou was killed in
pHnklju comfy ON the 9th Inv
oo'"S ~ '," y! " i''ie" NV i i
wa, ""2 90 ,.N vi 'n' "1"o ""u MS
2;"',; "''' S''''e''" !" 'N''E
VII ''''''''
Two prisoners confined in the
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
SALEM NEIGHB0RH00D.

Vim Hunt has been quite alling
the past few days.
Elmer Cunningham of near town
was in this vicinity Sunday,
Judge aud Mrs. Mills IRE the
proud parents Of new baby boy,
l.. V. Hunt was in st. Louis
several days the past week on bust
ness.
Mrs. John McGee was very sick
the past week, but is much i'm,
proved.
Miss Matte Murphy of Dcsloge
spent Saturday and Sunday with
her mother.
VIM. Perlyman and family Of
near Oakland spent Sunday here
with relatives
Miss Mae Woodland of Three
Rivers spent Sunday night with
Mrs. Jack W llllanS.
Misses Maude Bradley and Nell
Zollman of near Pennington were
in this vicinity Sunday.
Messrs. George Straughan and
VIM. Haven of st, Louis are down
bnilding u house on their farm.
Miss Zell Turley has gone to
Arkansas to spend the winter with
relatives aud attend school
Mrs. DR.. Braning and son, Lee
man, of Pennington, were guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. l.. 7. Hunt Sun.
day.
Owing to the revival meeting
hat will be in progress at Three
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20

A huge wave during a storm
struck the steamer Campania while
nearing New York on the 18th,
and five Storage passengers were
washed overheard and number
severely injured. The same storm
struck the steamer La Savoie and
a panic was averted by Madame
Calvc, who sang some Of her most
beautiful songs to quiet the fright.
ened passengers.
Sir Henry Irving, the famous
English actor, died suddenly on
The night Of the 18Th. He had
just completed the play, Becker"
aud his last words on the stage
were, Through night to light
Into thy hands, o God, into thy
hands" He fell into n state of
collapse ms soon ms he left the
,Iage and never spoke again. He
had IN engagement to play at the
Olympic in February.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20

robbed. County Treasurer Hut
son and Sheriff Watkins both lost
their pocket books.
George Wallace Of Cape Girar-
dean county became crazy last
week through religious excitement
in connection with the sanctitica
ton doctrine preached by re-
vIvallsl III BoIlingcr county. lie
was sent to Hospital No. /.
There was n raid on crap shoot
crs in lrOnton last week. with the
result that about thiriy.two war.
rants were issued. Some of them
paid their fines mud costs, amount,
ing to S33 each, and others art
serving out their time in Jail.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
Whose Fault Is III
JorLIN, Mo, Oct. If.

JOPLIN, MO-, Oct. II.
EDIToR TIMES: The last issue
of your paper reached me to-day,
Oct. l4th. | see that another
death has resulted from saloon
keeper violating the law Of Mis-.
souri,; | refer to George Nelson $
death. He was eleven years old
What commentary
Did you know that st. Fraucoi,
county Is getting to be called the
murder county, The thug for
every dercut citizen TO do is to try
to answer, Whose fault is it? The
law! The county officers! The
public sentiment? The quality OF
the jurics assembled! Which ever
it is, it's my business. for ! am a
citizen
Have you a county attorney
down there? Now | wonder what
wI!l happen to those saloon keepers
who sold IntoXicants to children,
To some sentimental Johnny, who
knew my former calling to have
been the ministry, land it is now
to help weak churches OUT. it
might seem hard and bitter for me
to assert that st. Francois county
needs the wholesome influence of a
legal hanging. He'll would reign
rampant today in your county if
it were not for the fear inspired by
the shadow Of the gallows aud
moose. What is needed is to bring
the grim reality home to few
rlotiOuS and vicious spirits in st.
Francois county, AS u warning to
the remainder.
Sentimentalists can drivel about
the awful deed of taking human
life, even legally,-but the cold,
hard facts are that it takes this
punishment to prevent anarchy aud
murder. The killing of that eleven
years old child may have been mn
accident, but the beast who sold
the liquor to a minor is guilty OF
in the first degree.
Dilatory motions in court, per
jured testimony for continuance,
of jurors, political in.
lluence, suborned testimony and
pettifogging before ignorant jur.
ors, are the shame and curse of
our law courts today. When we
can secure legislation to give our
judges the same power of discre
ton and authority IN conducting
trials that the English judges have,
practically all of the aboriive
things will be blotted ont. No man
ought to be railroaded to the gal.
lows, but he has no right to bride
and perjure for three years like
Patrick is doing in New York and
many others are doing, aud have
done, to the shame of our iuris
prudence.
After all, it seems that it takes
a wholesome moral sentiment back
of everything, We must have
that before we have good officers.
Our laws are nearly all good, if we
could only enforce them!
Yours truly.
=. $. HILLMAN.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
Sick
Headache

When your head aches, there
is a storm in the nervous sy5-
TEN, ccntcring in the brain.
This irritation produces pain
in the head, and the turbulent
nerve current sent to the stom-
ach causes nausea, vomiting.
This is sick headache, and
is dangerous, as frequent and
prolonged attacks weaken the
brain, resulting iii loss ot
memory, Inflammation, cpl
lcpsy, fits, dizziness, etc.
Allay this stormy, irritatcd,
aching condition by taking
DR.. Miles Au,i-Pain Pills.
They stop the pain b. sooth.
ing, strcul dcriug and rc,jey-
ing the tension upon the nerves
not by paralyzing them, as
DO most headache remedies.
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills d.
rot contain ori"m, morphine,
choral cocaine or similar drugs.
sick headache ir hereditary In ny
deal ard Tor r.ry , .re ! hes, i
spells trIt were Nn ',"' ta.t -" .
unable 20 uttr.l go D.. '. 3. -.
for a q y OF "t a. ... lIflG' a
very Sos re u'.r,'' . l.ttt.H'. '...t
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-10-20
GENERAL NEWS.

Indiana is enjoying au unusually
tnrge second crop Of strawberries,
The berries are larger and are
sweeter than the first crop.
California rats and mice disdain
to go into trap after cheese, but
are caught by the fragrance of
beautiful roses placed in traps.
Herbert Randolph kohler Of St.
Louis was one Of the 100 who sue.
cessfully passed the examination
to enter the $4,000, 600 Carnegie
School of Technology. There were
! 1923 applicants.
The churches of Pctlis county
sent a ear load of provisions aud
clothing from SedaIia. on the lIth,
to the Christian Orphans home in
st. Louis. This they do every
year. The railroad carried the ear
free of charge.
Mrs, Alice Trip, near Pendlo.
ton, New York, lost a gold ring
twenty-five years ago. Last week
while her son was walking through
newly ploughed field he picked
the ring up, and it was found to
he in a good state of preservation.
The monogram on the ring was
just as plain as when it was lost.
An elephant connected with a
carnival show at Wichita, Kansas,
was treated to nine quarts of
whisky, and the beast became so
drunk that his keepers had hard
work to get him into his stall.
Tine day following the temperance
people of the town had the joint
closed that sold the whisky.
The Missouri building at the
Portland Fair was burned on the
evening of the 18th. 1t is sup
posed the fire caught from the ex-
celsior on the ground that was to
be used to pack goods the day fol-
lowing the close of the fair. The
loss is total, and will amount to
about $3.50, 900. The Art Guild
of St. Louis had pictures worth
$50, 900 on exhibition which were
saved.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11

stored, my life. viii accept the gift,
on one condition. that you share IT. |
am a disgraced and ruined man, and
Paris knows me no more. but | have
still some small estates in Potion. IL
M. Baptiste will spare me the luck OF
his troupe"
The players gasped and were silent
Then ringing shout Of applause went
up from six strong threats. And when
the shouts had died down, the girl
walked slowly up 10 NJ lie Marquis.
'..onsieur." she said. this after
nooa you gave me four kisses. For
that, | might either kill you-as in
Coed | had intended-or ask you 10
take them back. Which shall IL be?
But seeing that she had dropped her
sword and brought her face very close
TO his, there could be little doubt of the
answer.-London King
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11
m trv ammonia >"
Beecher's wit.

Noted not only for his eloquence. but
for his ability to meet every difficulty
and overcome it, Henry Ward Beeoher
was a wonderful orator. On one
memorable occasion, in the midst of
an imprisoned speech, some one at
tempted to interrupt him by suddenly
growing like a cock. 1t was done to
perfection; a number Of people laughed
in spite of themselves, and Beecher's
friends felt that in a moment the
whole effect of the meeting, and the
thrilling appeals. might collapse. The
orator, however, was equal 10 the oc-
casion. He stopped, listened till the
growing ceased, and then, with look
of surprise on his face, pulled out his
watch. Morning already" he said;
my watch is only at ten. But there
can't be any mistake about it. The
instincts of the lower animals are in
fallible" There was a roar of laugh
ter. and Mr.. Beecher was able to re-
sumo as if nothing had occurred
Golden Days.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11
DRoLL RUSSIAN PROVERBS.
In which Is Reflected the Quaint
HumOr and keenness of the
Native Mind.

The Scotch and the Spaniards have
hitherto divided the credit Of possess
ing the largest store of proverbial wis
dom; but if the literature Of Russia
was more widely known it might prove
formidable rival to either the land
Of oatmeal or Of oranges. says the
Philadelphia Press Sunday Magazine.
A few specimens are given. which.
on account of their pointed terseness,
the quaint, homely vfgor and dry.
Sancho Panza satire, scarcely need the
aid Of rhyme 10 recommend them.
They are indeed more fully than words
can express the faithful mirror of the
shrewd, simple, logged. humorous Rus
sian mind, ever yelling its natural
keenness under a mask Of habitual and
impenetrable stolidity:
Every fox praises his own tail. Z"
60 after two wolves and you will
not catch even one"
"A good beginning is half the work"
Trust in God. but do not stumble
yourself"
with God. even across the sea:
without Him. not even TO the thresh-
old"
Without cheating. no trading"
"The deeper you hide anything, tho
sooner you find IT,"
If God doesn't forsake us. the pigs
will not take us"
"A debt Is adorned by payment"
"Roguery is the last Of trades"
Never take a crooked path while
you can see a straight one"
Fear not the threats Of the great,
but rather the tears of the poor"
send a pig 70 dinner and he viii
put his feet on the table"
Disease comes in by hundredweight
and goes out by ounces"
Every little frog is great in his own
bog"
BE praised not for your ancestors.
but for your virtues"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11
A SONG OF KINDRED.

Harki how the strong seas shout
To the pines on the mountainside:
Sing, brothers, sing for the winds are
out.
And the path Of their flight is widei
We leap. al flood Of the tide.
To the base Of your rooted rock.
Feel you the thrill as the deep caves fill2
Hear you the breakers shock2
Hail. brothers. hail
Send your song on the western gale.
Loud is the wind In every tree,
But you alone can voice the tone
or the full-throated sea.
From you alone can our echoes ring.
Sing, brothers, sing''
Harki how the great pines cry
From the inland forest places,
Sending the mountain-land's reply
out 10 the wild sea-spaces
Where the mad wave swells and races
Under the tide winds hand.
.'Hail, all hall We swing 10 the gale.
And shrill 10 your brave command.
Rock, rock, and chime!
Back we fling your iterant rime
In a rush Of harmony
Loud Is the wind In every tree.
But we alone can harp the tone
OF the deep-breasted sea.
From us alone can your echoes fam
Call brothers. callt'
Marion Couthouy Smith, ia Youths
Companion.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11
CENTRAL VERMONT RAILWAY.

Corrected TO Jan. lst 1905,
GOING SOUTH
Trains leave Randolph as follows:
81 90 "A. MI.
Night Express daily, for Boston and all New
England points. Through Coaches and
Sleeping cars for Boston via Lowell, also
for Springfield.
10 ~ "a. MI.
Mail week days for Worcester Boston and
New York. Parlor car from White River Jet
to Boston.
4 25 II. MI.
Limited Express week days for Boston and
for New York via Springfield and for
New London. Through Coaches and Pullman
Buffet Parlor Car TO Boston and Springfield.
7 23 P. MI.
Passenger week days for White River juno
ton
GOING NORTH
a 90 a. MI.
Night Express daily for Montreal and the
West Week days for ogdensburg, Richford
and Ottawa. Sleeping car to Montreal
n y - a. MM.
Passenger week DAYS for st. Adams Mont
real ottawa and Richford, connecting at
burlington for Troy and Albany.
z 5S II. m.
Mail and Express week DAYS for Burling-
ton, Cambridge Junction, St. Adams, ROuses
Point, Ogdensburg, RichfOrd aud Montreal,
Pullman Parlor car to Montreal
u 10 II. MI.
Express week days for Montreal and Chicago.
Pullman Parlor car 60 Montreal and Pullman
Sleeping car "a Chicago.
q. G. JONES,
General Manager
J.Et BENTLEY.
Gen F-a. Ptsseug Agent.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11
About Making Gard ems.

There is nothing better than pure
Ground Bone In making gardens.
A teaspoonful in a hin is a perma-
nent benefit, lasting all summer.
Enclose 1925 IN check or postal
money order, or In a registered letter.
and a trial barrel will be shipped 10
you promptly. If you don't need it all
divide it with your neighbors.
We publish a little booklet, showing
how 10 use Ground Bone as a Fertilizer
IN gardens and in greenhouses and to
promote the growth Of your flowers
and shrubbery. Send your name on a
postal card and it will be sent to you
free by return mail.
c. S. Page, Hyde Park, Vt.
A Chance fer Boys.
We want an the bones we can get
Can use heads, hoofs, horns-any-
thing In the line Of bones-if only dry.
We will pay 6Oc per hundred pounds
for thoroughly dry bones-we can pay
even more If gtrictly clean. hard, fresh.
dry, boiled butchers bones and nav
freights from your station if shipped In
lots Of POO pounds or more May be
shipped In barrels or cheap sacks.
C. S. Page, HYDE Park. Vt.
Butchers, Merchants and Hide Buyers
Butchers, Merchants, Hyde Buyers
Should write TO Carroll S. Page. Hyde
Park, VT, who wishes to purchase
their Hides, Calfskins, sheep Pelts,
Tallow and Bones. He pays spot cash.
He pays the freights lie pays full
market values, He wishes TO arrange
with some one in every village, where
he has no agent, to sell Poultry Sup.
plies and TO pick up for him Hides,
Calfskins, Sheep Pelts, and Bones. He
furnishes money with which TO buy
and he keeps his agents thoroughly
posted at all times as to market values
Write him for full particulars.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11
lie Knew They Would Fit.

A Mississippi congressman once
owned handsome pair of light gray
trousers which were much admired by
his colored neighbors. Unfortunately
they became spotted
Here Charlie" said the congress
man to a negro servant who had long
coveted them. take these trousers
and clean them"
Charlie took them home, and after
two days of careful inactivity brought
them back
'Scuse me. boss" he said. "but
'claih TO gracious, seem like All CANT
git dat spot out no way"
did you brush it?"
'Yasseh."
scrub it?"
"Yasseh."
"Scour it?"
"Yasseh. Pear like All done ev'y-
thing, but All jes' CANT git II out no
way"
We'll, did you try ammonia?"
NO, sehl No, seh!" exclaimed
Charlie, with a delighted smoker. "Ah,
didn't try EN- on me yit. Sch but All
knows dey'd it!"-New Orleans Picay-
une.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-05-11
In Ireland.

English Tourists the country
around here peaceful, doncherknow?
Natve-It's too peaceful 'tis. yer
honor Dim only just afther comm
from Killinaman. an now, begob!
Oi'm goin' to KilImore-Judge