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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
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Somebody,

NV1ASOOOSS
There was somebody who said az
kind words which hurt somebody elssl
Was it you?
There was somebody who was SELF
ish and thoughtless In her home, Was
1t you?
There was somebody who disobeyed
mamma and made her a great Zeal Of
trouble and sorrow. Was it your
There was somebody who was often
late at school. Was 1t you?
There was somebody who spoke IN.
kindly of somebody else. Was 1t youf
There was somebody who found
nothing but fault with everything in
the belongings Of her friend. Was Il
you?
There was somebody who, day IN
and day out, never did anything to
make anybody else happy. Was Il
yOu?-Ohristian Work.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
A HistorvCar.o

Inc following is a pleasant u4.,
game to play with your fTtend n'ae
wi wieh the grown folks. Try It wIth q or
larrer and see if they rememha n 'ne
much Of their American h,.t oer as
they should. History as
The initial or first letters y.
o words correspond with those ~ t Tue
r ,,ns name. When Won hue .ne
uS pa,. this list make a new one: "'e
rerlious Rider-Paul Revere
treat Warrior-George Wasb,no +or,
AI"ays Loyal-Abraham T1noo,z, 'on'
worthy Peacemaker-Wulism oo Dr..
P R1roor Hunter-Hendrik Hudson TDH
exceptional Ally-Ethan Allen
lumbus. christopher Co
Mos Most Charming wldow-,,..,
Ousus Washington. marina
~ Before Observation-Disclosures r,
Jams. '-hogeT WILL
Sailed OOnhdently-sebast,sD o.,o.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27

he could manage to hobble around.
All the ministers slavishly initiate
Castro in everything. He is not only
President, but Lord High Everything
Else in Venezuela. The heads Of all
departments, the members of the Leg
islature. and even the judges are mere
Iy his puppets.
Castro Is supremely ignorant Of the
affairs of other nations. He has never
seen but one battleship in his life up
to the time of the international episode
Of 1902 and he speaks with contempt
of the power of Germany, Great Brit
ain and other foreign nations.
Castro Is very democratic. He never
surrounds himself with guards or Sc
cret service men, though he has as
many deadly enemies as a Russian
grand duke. But he always carries a
revolver In the top left-hand pocket of
his frock coat. So far as is known,
only one attempt has been made to as.
sassinate him. 1t was when he WAS
riding through the streets of Caracas
soon after he became President. The
mans shot missed him, but he put
bullet through the mans leg before
any of his suit realized what was hap
pen1ng. Then he not only magnani-
mously pardoned the fellow. but ACTIN
ally sent his own doctor to attend to
him.
Castro Is undoubtedly the strongest
man In Venezuela to-day and there Ia
no one as yet In sight who is power
ful enough to GUST him from the presi-
dental chair.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
When Jimmy Jessup came to see his

When Jimmy Jessup came to see bis
aunt, who lives in town,
neard them say he turned her house
completely upside down"
AND how his aunty lives in it really
cannot see,
NOR how little boy like Jim 80 very
strong can be!
Inc cellar floor must make the roof hut
| should like to know,
NOW that the house Is upside down
where do the chimneys 90?
AND how can folks get in and ont
How can they ever eat7 WI
And won't they get the CEILING. rouu
dirty with their feet3 very
l nope they'll turn 1t right side IN ron
little Jimmy's gone, ~ no"
ana have the ceilings overhead and
floors to walk upon: ana
But am very sure of this-1 4h,.,.
IN, you'll all agree 'ninN
nat little Jimmy Jessup's never 0o,n,
to visit me! going
Companion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27

You will observe" said the profes.
sor, the higher the altitude attained
the colder the temperature becomes. p"
But isn't 1t warmer near the top OF
the mountains than 1t Is in the val
ley" asked the youth at the foot of
the class.
Certainly not" replied the profess
sor. why do you think 1t would be p"
"Oh." answered the youngster. az
thought perhaps the atmosphere was
heated by the mountain ranges"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
A Penny a Day.

Penny Day.
"See-saw, Margery DaW,
Johnny shall have new masteF'
He shall have but penny day.
Because he can't work any faster.
"Mother dear" cried little John,
I'D rather not have any
II | must slave the whole day long
For but a single penny"
Said my mother unto me,
Standing small beside her knee:
Honest work wins honest pay
In the market any day.
Stick to what thou ind'st to do;
Dig until thy work be through.
Of thine earnings save penny;
Mite by mite doth make many.
Penny lying on the shelf
Whistles penny to ITSELF
Each the other doth invest
With growing interest
Honest work is never shaving;
Don't despise the smallest saving.
Johnny, in my life I've learned
~ peuuJ SdFeu 10 penny S
Save thy pennies one by one;
Soon the dollar will be done.
Lay thy dollars on the shelf;
Fortune follows of itself.
Wouldst be rich? Be this thy way:
Lay a penny by each day"
Said my mother unto me,
Standing small beside her knee:
BE thy saving great or small,
Add it to thy capital
Soon thou'lt find the saying true:
Honest saving works for you
Day and night, while thou dost sleep,
A Il the pennies in the heap
Gather pennies one by one;
So great fortunes are begun,
Wouldst be rich? Then here's the way
Lay penny by each day.
-St Nichn los
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27

we don't know much, but we know
TOO much to play slot machine ana
every man ought to have az munS
sense as we have. The cards 49,
stacked against you when Won Mo" "'e
Slot machine. pay
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
The Monkeys Intelligence.

Nothing is more instructive" said
John Lover, keeper of the Baltimore
zoo, than to watch young monkeys at
play. These interesting creatures in
vestigate everything with Unsuitable
curiosity. They do things startling
enough to convince me that they have
almost human minds.
II had in India young monkey that
learned to put the key in the lock and
unlock the chain that fastened it to a
pole. Near this monkey there always
lay brush with a handle that I'M
screwed. In time the monkey learned
to unscrew the handle and then to
screw 1t in again.
"A friend Of mine in Kenslngton had
a monkey that he kept chained just
out Of reach OF the hearth fire. This
monkey learned to tear strips from
newspapers, roll them into long tapers
and light them in the flames"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
Wise In a Walkaway.

'I'll bet l know more women tnAN
you do!'
an take the bet. I am acquainsss,
with all the members Of the Origin"
Florodora sextet."
II win. I'm acquainted with ms
Hoch."-Cleveland Leader.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
Commercially speaking.

Blunderalong-Why, Miss Antike,
this Is pleasure! haven't seen Won
for a long time. You must pardon me.
but you look 60
Miss Antike-Mr. BlunderalonR!
Mr.. BlunderalonE-Per cent better
than you did the last time l met you
Judge. -.--~--.-....... -.--..
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27

Take care of your pennies wh,,o
young and give some chap a chance
TO bunko you out of your dollars 49,
you get old. " ea
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27

Fear not the bold man who uses his
tongue instead Of q sword
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27

A woman may drive man to ola1-
but she can't make him take WasSH
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-27
AN OLD COAT

"a TEPHEN BRIT and Mary, his
~ wife, had fahen out, not by any
means for the first time. Both
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
PREPARING TO ATTEND
NATIONAL ENCAMPMENT

The New Mexico veterans of the
Civil war are bestirTing themselves
getting ready to attend the national
encampment of the Grand Army of
the Republic, which will take place at
Denver September to 8. G. X. War
rem post No. 5, the local organization,
numbers something over 100 members,
and the prospect is that nearly all of
them will go and take their wives and
other members of their families,
which will PROBABLY swell Albuquer-
ques contribution to the encampment
TO about 250 people.
There is some dissatisfaction among
the veterans, however, on the rate
question. One of the active members
OF the post said last night that al
though the rate from here to Denver
had been placed lower than ever be-
fore he thought that Albuquerque was
being Disseminated again.
The rate given the old soldiers at
Santa Fe by the Santa Fe and Den
yer & Rio Grande railroad, is only
SS.75, while the rate from here 10
Denver, a distance OF eighty-fve miles
further, is S13.S5. From Las Vegas
the rate is Sl3.55.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Nice, front Office in
Cromwell block. Apply to B. A.
Sleyster.
FOR RENT-Apartments in Park
View terrace, eight rooms each; ;
modern equipment throughout. H.
H. Tilton, room 10, Grant block.
FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
room. PA South Walter street.
FOR RENT-Four room house, 215
Atlantic avenue. Apply at $40 South
Third street.
FOR RENT-Niceiy furnished rooms;
modern conveniences. Apply $40
South Third street.
FOR RENT-Two large rooms for
light housekeeping, with electric
light. Also two cheaper rooms for
light housekeeping, IS each. Mrs,
H. Z. Rutherford, same block with
Congregational church.
FOR RENT-From one to five nicely
furnished rooms for light house
keeping; also ranch Of ten or thirty
acres, with four-room house. fur
nished or unfurnished. Apply Mrs
E. X. Norris, 524 John street.
FOR RENT-Large, airy rooms, for
housekeeping, corner of Sixth street
and Railroad avenue.
FOR RENT-A suite OF three rooms
very desirable for party OF young
men. 713 West Copper.
FOR RENT-Most desirable rooms
in city, single or ensuite, with table
board. 713 West Copper.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
MAY MEAN STOCK COM.
PANY HOTEL FOR S0C0RR0
PRESIDENT KEYEs SAYS SCHOOL
OF MINES WILL OPEN WITH A
LARGE ATTENDANCE.

DR.. Charles R. Keyes, president Of
the New Mexico School of Mines, at
Socorro, passed through the city this
morning en- route to Santa Fe, where
he is called on school matters DR..
Keyes says that students arriving
early have begun work already and
the prospects are that the school will
have a very large attendance this
year. The present flattering pros
poets point in that direction.
DR.. Keyes also says that S0corro is
in a fair way to have a new hotel, of
which the city has been badly in need
of since the burning of the Windsor
last spring. A stock company is be
ing formed of SocOrro people, for the
project, with a capital of $4,000. The
new hostelry will be built of brick,
directly north of the Socorro county
court house and facing Kitteial park
on the south
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
NEW MEXICO STOCKMEN
LEAVE IMMENSE TRACT

Hon. Solomon Luna and County
Treasurer Frank A. Hubbell returned
yesterday morning from Magdalena,
where on Saturday they attended a
meeting OF the stockmen of the south
ern part OF the territory The meet
ing was held for the purpose of clos
ing a deal with the Atchison, Topeka
& Santa Fe railway, whereby the
stockmen of that section could lease
about 100000 acres of land for graz
ing purposes. The land leased by the
cattle and sheep men is located in
Western SOcorro and Valencia coun-
ties. w. F, Talliaferro, OF Topeka,
chief clerk of the land department Of
the Santa Fe, and II. S. Van Slyck,
live stock agent of the road at El
Paso, represented the railway com
pany.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
FALL ANNOUNCEMENT
OF THE ALBUQUERQUE BUsI-
NESS COLLEGE.

The fall opening for registration Of
pupils at the Albuquerque Business
college will occur September 4, and
the regular session will open the day
following. The evening sessions,
which will be on Mondays, Wednes-
Days and Fridays of each week, will
open at the same time.
The college this year will be under
the supervision of Prof r. o. Stoll,
well known throughout the east as a
business educator who holds a posi-
ton in the front ranks of the profes-
sion.
The shorthand course will be in the
hands of Prof. H. L. Pitman who is
a member of the illustrious family, to
whom the world is indebted for the
first practical system of shorthand.
Prof. Montoya will be in charge of
the Spanish classes.
George Craig, a practical drafts
man, will teach the pupils who take
mechanical drawing.
President Ramsay will teach, Incl.
dentally and generally, and will rep
resent the college on the outside.
More than $4,000 worth of fixtures.
typewriters and school equipments
AANS'' bNNlA vi utAN Nu lOl Lut SCHOOL,
which will continue to be located in
the Gleckler block on Fourth STREET
and Gold avenue, until much larger
quarters have been prepared for II.
Parents should take pride in and
patronize the business college, as it is
always making for the advancement
of the city, educatiOnally and CONNER
cially. If you have no children of
your own to send, please advise 9TH
eis. Make It a point to investigate
the school; talk with the teachers so
you can give others an idea of its ed
ucltioual facilities.
A business college is a city's most
valuable educational asset.
Inquire tor particulars at the col
lege office.
GEORGE S. RAuSAY,
R. o. STOLL. President.
Secretary.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
FOR SALE.


FOR SALE-Furniture and household
goods. SIG eleher avenue.
FOR SALE-Four year old saddle
pony; drive single or double; also
saddle and bride Apply 1920 South
Arno street.
FOR SALE-Show cases, tables suit
able for counters, counter scales,
and one large coffee mill; all in
good condition. The Globe Store,
PIG West Railroad avenue.
FOR SALE-Two fine residence lots,
close in. Address, p. o. Box IL,
city.
FOR SALE-Saddle pony. Inquire
115 South Sixth street.
FOR SALE-Two snaps in real estate.
Lot 3, in Block 20, of Huning's
Highland addition, $4,000. Lots Z,
and 8, corner of Hill street and
Copper avenue, Brownwell & Lail's
addition. This is one of the finest
building sites in that part Of the
city, and if sold quick can be had
for $4,000. NJ. p. STAMM.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28

audience with intense interest, from
the time the curtain rises on the first
act until It goes down on the last.
1t is eminently clean, wholesome and
elevating, and is full of intense hui
man interest. The people whom you
meet in York State Folks" are nat
ural, and you feel as IL you had met
them before. This probably accounts
for the indiscribable charm which the
dream has for those who witness It..
1t appeals to even the most blase,
like the scent of apple blossoms, the
odor of new mown hay, the twitter
of the bird in the grove and the bub-
bling brook In this, it breaches a
sermon that elevates the stage in the
eyes of those who have found just
cause for adverse criticism.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
BRING YOUR PUMPKINS TO
THE TERRITORIAL FAIR
ASSOCIATION OFFERS LIBERAL
PRIZES FOR BEST EXHIBITS OF
VEGETABLES OF DIFFERENT
VARIETIES.

One department Of exhibition hall
at the twenty-fifth territorial fair,
which should attract more than un-
usual attention and which will be of
great interest to the farmers and gar
deners of the San Juan country, the
Pecos valley, the Rio Grande valley
and the Mesilla valley, will be the
garden department. The fair associa-
tion has made some very liberal Of
fers for vegetable exhibits, and it is
already assured of large number of
entries.
The prizes are as follows:
Best collection of vegetables, equal
to total weight of $50 pounds, $25.
Best exhibit or vegetables, raised
by one grower, SIS.
Best potatoes, $40.
Largest pumpkin or squash, $40.
Largest sugar beet, IS.
The entrance fee is free.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
.rYoRK sTATE FoLKs. -

What promises 70 be one OF the
great theatrical events Of the season
is the engagement of the York State
Folks" which comes to the Elks' OPP
era house next Thursday evening.
York State Folks appears to pos
sess a charm which can almost be
classed as fascination. While it does
not contain any tragic situations, does
not exploit any so-called problem, ="
and has no theatrical clap-trap what
ever, 1t has mate power TO hold the
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
MANTEp.
WANTBD-Three painters, highes

WANTED-Three painters, highest
wages. G. A. Hudson.
WANTED-A girl for general house
work Call. Mrs. Harry Johnson,
PA Silver avenue.
WANTED-At once, night miller and
night engineer; both must be relia-
BILE, capable and sober. Wages, $3.50
per day The John Backer COM
pany, Belen, N. NJ.
WANTED - Carpenters. Apply John
Hart 524 South First street.
Dining room girl, at Rob
erts' restaurant.
WANTED-Salesman. speaking both
English and Spanish for country
general merchandise store. State
salary expected and references. Ad-
dress B. w, care Of this office.
WANTED-1,0 600 people to see the
"Old Maids Convention" at Colombo
hall September l.
WANTED-Solicitor and canvasser.
Salary and Commission. Apply G
D, care of Citizen office.
MISUNDERSTANDING who can
also assist on books. Address in
own handwriting, giving experience
and qualifications and salary want
ed. Postofiice box POI.
WANTED-Couple to take sunny,
front room and board with private
family. Also privilege to erect tent
in large sunny yard, by taking ia
BILE board. No objection to invalids.
4O6 North Arno street.
WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Apply Mrs. Wagner, 209
North Second street.
WANTED - GentIemen's secondhand
clothing. No. 515 South First street,
south Of viaduct. Send address and
will call r. J. Sweeney. proprietor
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
Playing for Texas Championship.

San Antonio, Texas, Aug 28-The
regular annual lawn tennis touIna-
ment for the Texas state champion
ship in singles and doubles opened
here today with a large number Of
entries from all parts Of the state.
The tournament is held at the courts
OF the san Antonio Tennis club. Win
ners in the singles will have the priv
ilege Of challenging Semp Russ of the
San Antonio Lawn Tennis club, the
holder of the championship The win
ners of the doubles may challenge
Walter and Leon Walthall, OF the,same
club, who won the championship in
doubles last year. First and second
prizes will be awarded in both events.
W. B. Hamilton, Jr., will referee the
matches.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
A TouchInn story

Is the saving from death Of the baby girl
OF Geo A. Eyler Cumberland, Md. lie
writes: AT the age OF II months our
little girl was In declining health
serious throat trouble. and two physi-
clans gave her up. We were almost in
despair, when we resolved to try Dr.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds. The first bottle gave
relief, after taking four bottles she was
cured and is now In perfect health.
Never fails 20 relieve and cure a cough
or cold. At all dealers; SOC and 81. Guar
anteed. Trial bottle free.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
MALE HELP WANTED.

Learn telegraphy and railroad ac-
counting; $50 to 800 month salary
assured our graduates under bond.
Our six schools the largest in Amer
lea and endorsed by all railroads.
Write for catalogue. Morse School of
Telegraphy, Cincinnati, Ohio Buffalo,
N. Y; Atlanta, Ga; La Crosse, Wis;
Texarkana, Texas, and San Francisco,
Cal.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
PERMANENT sALARlED POSITIONS

for men Of business-getting ability. We need at once
hundreds OF men who present high grade proposi-
tons and produce results, Previous experience not
essential. Choice of desirable location. Excellent
opportunity Tor advancement. We ALSO haye listed in
positions and good opportunities for men having
money invest with their services Write to-day
stating position desired.
hAPCOODS Unc.), Brain Brokers
oI7 Chemical Building, Sc. Loris
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28

AUGUST AND SEPTEMBER ARE
THE WORST MONTHS FOR CHICK
EN- CHOLERA. INTERNATIONAL
POULTRY FOOD WILL CURE THAT
DISEASE. 25-cENT PACKAGE CON.
TAlNS 100 FEEDS FOR II FOWLS.
PRICE REFUNDED. IF 1T FAILS. &.
WI FEE. 62o SOUTH SECOND ST.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28

The grocer would be too
comfortable if all his goods
were like Schilling's Best and
backed by the maker as they
are.
.Moneyback
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-08-28
LOST

LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN = A
strawberry roam mare, white face,
four white feet, name clipped short,
long tail; $50 reward and no ques-
tions asked, If returned to ]. w.
McQuade, 234 North Walter street.
Come and take a peep at the new
arrivals in the millinery department
at The Economist
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-02

oubenepusa, February 2s. via Mukden, March Lone of the coldest and most cheerless operations of the winters war fare in Manchuria was the thirteen-mile retreat of the Tsinkhetchen division on the night of February 26 from Da Pass to Oubenepusa All day General Rennen- kampffs soldiers, wearied by week of continual fighting and disheartened by the abandonment of Tsinkhetchen, had flung off attack after attack by over whelming numbers of Japanese in order to cover the withdrawal of supplies which had been accumulated in large ware houses at Solun.
 Solun is eight miles in the rear, and at the head of a horse car line which was constructed from the base at MulSden in order to provision tho advanced positions on the left flank. It is five miles north of Oubenepusa where the road from Gao Pass, to the eastward, joins the main Tsinkhetchen and Fushun highway At o'clock on the evening of February 26 the commander of Gao pass road sent word that he was unable longer to hold out against the Japanase advancing in that direction; but tne commander of the division was determined to hold on until the last wagon should have left Solun. Word was received at 9 o'clock that the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-02
GOLD AND HAZARDOUS
 RETREAT BY RUSSIANS

withdrawal had been safely effected. and then the dreary retreat began. The wind was high, the cold bitter and snow was falling heavily Weary and supperless the soldiers barely could see their file leaders. Every minute the rattle of mus ketry on the Gao pass road became louder and the bursting of shrapnel occa- sionally illuminated the heights to the eastward.
 It became evident to every man of the command ploGding through the dripping snow that the danger of being cut off was imminent. Only the ceolness and courage of the commander averted disaster.
 The retreat was so timed that the rear guard reached Oubenesupa just in time. The force retreating on the easterly road had been driven in on the villages. and the forces. uniting fixed bayonets, turned about and in utter darkness drove the Japanese back two miles.
 On February 27 the Japanese renewed the attack, but the Russians repulsed re- peated assaults. Today (February 2s) there was desperate fighting. but the Japanese succeeded in retaining posses sion of the village.
 The Japanese fought with fanatical bravery, making several night attacks. and charging under cover of darkness and a fierce snow storm almost up to the mug gle of the Russian batteries. which met them with canister and grape.