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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
What He Didn't Know.


\ retired Irish major sold his horses
and carriages and bought motor car;
but instead OF engaging a chauffeur he
determined to send his faithful old coach
man To Il Dubliu firm of engineers for "a
course Of lessons i'm small repairs
''You viii go through two months
training ne explained to Pat as nc
handed him n check for his expenses
during which time YOU viii make yoUr-
self thoroughly familiar with the engine
and an its works.
YES. Sor.- was Pats reply
Won viii note every wheel and crank
and learn what they are for and what
they have to do. 50 that when you return
YOU viii be equal to any cmerEcncv-
"T viii. Sor, said Pat. and. having
slowed the check away down i'm his tTUuS-
ers uorkct. b. took his departure.
Tu two months time he returned. with
the coUqueror'~ look in his eye.
well Pat. have YOU sUcceeded2f
'-T have. SoT-
And YOU know everything about mo-
tor
~ know all Sor. from the big lamp in
front 20 the little numbers behind-eXCCpt
one thing" the new chauffeur added as
nc ucrvOuSly pluckod Il few hairs from
is rew bearskiH coat.
ID what is it YOU don't know" de-
mauded the mai
We'll. I don't quite understand Vet
what makes the blessed thing move with
out horses"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21

Last Summer I had severe attack of In6amma-
tory rheumatism in the knees, from which was
unable to leave my room for several months 1
was treated by two doctors and also tried differ
ent kinds OF linimeuts and medicines which
seemed TO relieve me from pain for awhile, but at
the same time / was not any nearer getting well.
One day while reading a paper saw an adyer-
tsenent of 5. S. 8. for Rheumatism. decided
to give II trial which I did at once. After had
taken three bottles felt great deal better, and
I continued to take it regularly until l was en-
tirely cured. I now feel better than 1 have for
years. CHAS. z. GILDERSLEEVE.
6I3 32nd Street, Newport News, Va
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21

about
oh. Heuuery. it is worse that that,
If possible. said dad. ''LoOkahere. d
church organization has refused To TAX
hundred thousand dollar gift from
Eockefeller, for us i'm the missionary
business, because they believe John
came by his money dishonesty ROB
bins ind ifcEicnt refiucri"S OF Kerosene,
and John is hedrtbrokeU Tor fear all
the religious and educational ErafterS
viii boycott him. and UefuSr t1 take his
money, and 1t viii accumulate ola his
hands until ii ruins him. Ey ginger,
that Is hard on John continued dad
as hc kept ou reading
oh dout YOU Worry about Rookie
fiier," said 7 to dad. He has only
accumulated a billion dollars. and his
son has not got gay Yet. \ rich man
can always get rid Of his money tU
one Of three WAYS. by paving taxes
starting = newspaper or letting his son
get gay k0ckefoiicFS young man has
been kept an Sunday school until n is
fun OF tevts and para bIes. and hymns
and he is about due to get a skin full
OF the water Of JOY. al SO bottle. and
give a dinner to the chorus of an opera
and when that time comes. and tn
youngsters back teeth are afloat. and
he sees double. and begins 10 realize
that he is the greatest cas- of it i'm the
English language. and the chief ChOT-
US girl comes and sits on the arm Of
his chair and leans over 50 she is al
most all i'm his arms. and her two blue
eyes look TO him like the showcase i'm
d glass eye store. and her breath comes
iU short pants close 10 his ear. and she
puts her soft mauicUTed. veal sweet
brad hand ON his fnVeTed brow. ami
strokes his hair away from the fore
head that Is beginning TO ache from
mixing the canvass back and bulge.
tetrapi and CbIWUa gs0v water. and
tells him he is too good thing to be
busSing Sunday school, ne viii look
cToss-Cyed from trouble i'm his stomach
and tell h=r he wiz meet her at the
stage door the next night with an au-
tOmobiIe with her own monogram on
the side entrance-yeS, when It comes
to that old John viii never find any
trouble in putting the tainted billion
into circulation Eh. dad. don't you
think so2- says /. and dad said h
guessed that would be the only saliva
ton for poor old. bald-headed John,
with the OdOr of kerosene on his bank
account
But here's something that viii make
You stand without hitchinS. and I want
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
Senator Hoar's Explanation,
Boston HeraId-)


With the recent lin memoriam' serv
ices for Senator Hoar Of Massachusetts
i'm The senate and in the house. the col
leagues Of the distinguished man have
been calling to mind his Wit and his
clever way of slipping out Of d tight
place.
An aIteTca ton once arose in the SEN
ate over the pronunciation Of the word
'situs" William Y Allen. PupUlist
senator from Nebraska. had pronounced
If with a short Il" Senator Tiilman
of South Carolina protested, insisting
that il be pronounced with a long Il
An appeal was made to Senator Hoar
as an authority on language.
Mindful Of the many lOng-Winded
speeches which Allen was in the habit
of making, Senator HOaT said.
Undoubtedly the word should be
pronounced with a long i but Senator
Alien probably has used the short sound
to save the time Of the senate
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21

got so / am liable TO shoot a man on
sight. and rob him of all he holds dear
Scrub out and open the windows, and
put on that clean shirt you have been
holding for such an occasion. for be
hold, the prOdigal son is on your trail
with a real appetite. Yours,
HENNERY-
Copyright, 1905, by Joseph B. Bowles
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
BY HON. GEORGE W. PECK.

me to hush. and he kept on reading, and
finally he said:
Well if that wouldn't skin you,
and he put his hand to his head. and
sighed as though his heart would
break.
What = Il. dad, out with it. cause
We might as well know tn worst. Has
Chauucey DepeW attended another
banquet ard told that old chestnut
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
BLOOD
Primary. Secondary, Tertiary. Hereditary.

ITS PI-R1FcNToN REoRG
SPECIFIC ssRtN-T4E FOR ALL
WILL. o 1
POISON so TRAIT
\ SIGN ZAP R
manyJee human are
bu Short
man
dbv sucFsv sof d
in mouth and
DO uott k
YOU
unto, for human
tramc Is
Ny trtatm
tho
dncd
carry
Ter In Esaftb
duthf
patient becomes strong tleshy
mani es iUns o he
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21

sUREs EVERY \ $ PERMANENT CURE
Tho Pelvic
o Is
is
for length of
ad bladder rtuleu
results are, oserm to
The reason why
~ q per- O
Of
cIalth the devoted
and practice 10
ting
by rrigat vhc
T reduci al IL
Ulhc1 pain
tn canal
casso of snTIcs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
VARICOCFLE


curdled or staEnant blood similar tp
VaTiCose veins occurring in any other part
of the body. This overflow and clotted
accumulation are caused by undue eX-
element or weakness of the sympathetic
or gangiionic nerves that regulate the
supply of blood in any organism
Every man afflicted with vaTIcoeela
of long standing knows that II mas
blighted his life and that he has made
a great mistake in not having himself
cured. The disease not only endangers
by complication every organ in the same
region. but by sympathetic irritation, des-
troys the nervous system and renders q
man a complete wreck physically, men
tally and seXually-
Nv treatment is the result Of years OF
experimentation There IS 10 operation
about my radical cure for varicOcele,
neither any pain nor detention from bust
ness. My procedure consists OF absorp-
ton, by which means the staguant blood
is transuded into the cellular tissues ana
finally elected in the same manner aS
all other waste matter IS thrown OIL
The ganSIionic nerves. the weakness OF
which cause varicOCele, are restored BY
the administration Of a tonic and com
III
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21

to come
cheaper dishonest sH
NprTC ITTFIY I'll
written guaranteed rnn dy
THE DISEASES SPECIALITY AFTER S0CAED
SPECIALISTS EXPERIMENT TREATING WHICH ARE THE
LOWEST OF AMY RELIABLE SPECIALIST IN THE UNITED STATES.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
HYDROCFLE
is one Of the fire.
quent chronic dis
cases 1t consists

of an accumulation of Serious fluid and
always involves the entire pelvic system
depriving the organs and the pelvic syS-
TEN of all vitality HydrOCele Is common
" caused BY injury to the sCTOtum, OF
NAV result from continued Inflammation
produced by structure, piles and any
chronic trouble in the pelvic system No
one but a physician who has devoted MS
attention TO this class of diseases is able
to distinguish a case Of hydrOcele from
either rupture OF yariCOcele.
The remedy I use to cure hydToCeie
compIeteiv obIiterates the tumOr at once,
ana by the use Of d preparation for n
few days no sign Of the disease ever re
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
p HEUM 20 us
ALMOST AS COMMON IN SUMNER AS IN WINTER.

While the damp cold, changing weather of
Winter intensihes the pains and other disagreeable
symptoms of Rheumatism it is by means
winter disease exclusively. Through the long
months of Summer its wandering pains and witch
ing nerves are felt by those in whose blood the uric
acid, which produces the disease has accumulated.
Rheumatism is a disease that involves the en-
tire system. It's primary cause results from the
failure of the e1m1nat1ve organs, the Liver, Kid
neys and Bowels to carry out of the system the
urea, or natural refuse matter. This coming in
contact with the different acids of the body forms
uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the
blood. This acid causes fermentation of the blood
making It sour and unfit for properly nourishing
the body, and as this vital stream goes to every
nook and corner OF the body the poison IS distrib-
uted to all parts. The nervous system weakens
from lack of rich, pure blood the skin becomes fe-
verish and swollen, the stomach and digestion are
affected the appetite fails and general diseased
condition of the entire system is the result.
Not only IS Rheumatism the most painful Of
all diseases with its swollen, stiff joints throbbing
Guscles and singing nerves, but it IS formidable
and dangerous trouble. If the uric acid is allowed
TO remain i'll the blood and the disease becomes CHI
and they are rendered mmovable and stiff and
Every day the poison remains in the system the di
10 get rid of Rheumatism is in warm weather; bec
the skin is more active and can better assist in tht
proper remedy to force the acid out of the bloc
strengthen the Liver Kidneys, Bowels and other or}
manently cured: External applications relieve the
nation, and for this reason are desirable, but tt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
STRUCTURE
And Its Scientific, Certain. Safe Cure

Ell DR. COOKS METHOD DIGESTION WHICH
stREs EVERY \ PAINLESS AND PERMANENT CURE
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21

SPECIAL NOTTCE-When say that
I am the only physician in the city, or
even in the west who employs pelvic
methods for the cure Of the diseases 1
make 4 specially. and that other systems
of treatment are inferior and unreliable |
make a statement subject to investigation
by any council of physicians, and viii
agree to forfeit - coco to a charitable
institution IL I fail to give sufficient evi~
dence to substaRtiate the claim
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
RUPTURE

pelvic system and Is an escape or pro
tr1fsion of the bowels from the lower part
of the abdominal cavity. The tendency
of Rupture IS always progressive, ana the
Svnut orns are usually so slight as not
to warn the afflicted, even though ne be
in immediate danger. Rupture frequently
results in strangUlatiOn and death TTuS-
Scs should not be continuously worn, as
thew only aggrevate the trouble
I have a sure. safe method for curing
Rupture Besides being absolutely re
liable il is painless and harmless Il
makes no difference how many times YOU
have been treated can cure yOu5 and
will guarantee entire satisfaction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21
PILES


bowel. or rectum. Among the chle
causes may be mentioned constipation
sedentary habits, Indigestion and. in fact
any condition that interferes with tn'
process of digestion.
Thev have a most degrading influence
on the general health. In fact many
patents come TO me suffering with con
stitutionaI disturbances Of various kinds
which are reflex conditions produced By
Pile TumOrs- and after their piles arr
cured the other troubles disappear i'm
mediateIy The -TeCtUm Is the only organ
of the aiimeutary canal which receive:
its nerve support directly from the spina
cord. therefore when the rectum Is di
seased, there is a direct irritation on the
nerve supplying il. which in turn IrTi
tates the spinal cord. from which TIT
different organs of the body get thei
nerve supply. In this way irritation
of the rectum Is transmitted to the Va
rious ORGANS of the body through th'
nervous system
Nv treatment and success are the re
suit of years of experience, and my meth
cd is distinctly my own I cure without
cutting nor do 7 use ligature or any car
bolic acid injections which treatment NJ.
ruined many a man. There IS absolutely
no pain or detention, and when you leaN'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
IN THE SUPREME COURT

Five decisions which, barring the one settling the vexed courthouse ques- ton of Baldwin County. have no i'm portant public interest, were handed down yesterday by the Supreme Court of Alabama. They were the first out put of the court since about the first of December and more are expected to- das and the remainder of the week.
 The opinions are as follows:
 Haralson, J.-Florence L. Troy, as executor, vs. Alexander T, London. ap- peal from Birmingham City Court; af- firmed.
 Dowdell, J.--Western- Railway Of Alabama vs. H. L. Stone. appeal from Montgomery City Court; affirmed.
 Simpson, J.--James D. Hand. ct al. vs. Gus B. Etapleton, ct al. appeal from Mobile Chancery Court; reversed. in junction dissolved and cause dismissed.
 Denson, J.-Southern Railway Go. vs. Evelyn Leard, appeal from Wilcox Circuit Court: reversed and ren1anded
 Anderson, J.--Lon Robertson. admin istrator, vs. r. M Robertson. appeal from Fayette Chancery Court; affirmed
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
MIR. SMITH VERY LOW
LIFE OF VICTIM OF ACCIDENT IS
 DEsPARED OF.
Although He Was Retasned Conscious ness Since Accident 1t iH Feared
 He Is Fatally Hurt.

MT. T. W. Smith. of Prattviile. is very low at St. Margaret's Hospital. Slight if any hope B entertained that he will recover from the effects of the street car accident Monday morning on the corner of Bibb and Commerce streets.
 His wife, daughter and son were near him through all of yesterday and q great number of friends called at the hospital The information they got of his condition was disquieting and alarming. 1t was said at late hour last night that hope for his recovery had practically been abandoned.
 His advanced age. the shock of the accident and the accident itself. a dis located hip. was too severe for the re- cuperative powers of a man of TO Mir. Smith has from the hour of the aeci- dent retained consciousness. He knew the members of his family and others who called and he talked with them.
 A stream of MT. Smiths friends call ed throughout the rainy day at the hos pital The great number of these friends was one evidence of the great popular favor and esteem in which Mir. Smith Is held in Prattville and in Au- tauga county. For in that section of Alabama he has spent long, useful and an honorable life--such life that could not fail to win the love and es- teem of his fellow men. To these ad- mirers and friends the discouraging rews of yesterday came as a grievcus shock.
 MT. Smith. who is clerk of the circuit court of Autauga counsy was on his way up town from the depot Monday morning when the accident occurred. With a party of friends he was attempt ing to cross the street car tracks when he was struck by a car and thrown heavily to the ground. He sustained a severe shock as well as dislocated hip, which at his age. 1t is feared will prove fatal. Friends of MT. Smith claim that the carelessness of the motornian was at fault for the accident. As yet the motorman and conductor who were on the car have not been arrested.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
Our Daily $bcrt Story

tated an instant: then walked over and gently touched the girl on the shoulder She raised up. startled. Tho hastily used handkerchief was ineffec- tual to remove the traces of tears.
 See here. my girl" said chamers, this time speaking with quiet decI-. sion; there's another place want to tell you about and which would make me very happy if you would accept. In the last few minutes. I've discov- cred thing that has existed a long tine--that care more for Susie than anything in the world. and want you to take place in the little home I wi1I--" a
 Ting a-ling-ling."
 Chamers drowned and went over to the phone. After listening few sec- onds. he turned to Susie and said:
 Colonel Lawson os Lawson Ey Grubbs wants to know when that young lady will be ready to go to
 On delivering the message. he stood iously.
 The girl got up and, walking over 70 him, with eyes that giowed through the tears. whisperc~:
 Tell him have since had the offer cepted"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
WILL INCREASE CAPACITY.
Improvement of the Car Plant of An
 nfston.

Anniston Dec. 19.-(SpeciaI )-Presi- dent A. C. MeCord of the Western Steel Car and Foundry Company. who spent three days in the qity last week as the guest of his brother General Manager H. A. MeCord, authorized a heavy ex- penditure on the plant of the company in this city. The rnalleabIe castings plant of the company, which now has a capacity of twelve tons daily, will be doubled in size and capacity and the work will be done at once.
 The business of the Western Steel Car and Foundry Company Is growing so rapidly that constant increase in capacity is necessary. The company has received an order within the past few days for l,a50 box cars from the Southern Railway, which will be filled at thA Anniaton plant of the comDapV
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
FEAST OF CHANUKAH
ANCIENT CEREMONY OF ISRAEL WILL BE OBSERVED.
It Commemorates the Victory of the Maccabees over Antiochus Epfph- anes, King of syria-the
 Days Ceremonies.

Chanwkah, or the feast of dedica- tion, will be observed by the <Israelites all over the world on next Friday night. The feast lasts eight days. and is usually a time of great rejoicing and the occasion of exchange of gifts.
 On Sunday morning the Sabbath School of Kahl Montgomery will have celebration in honor of the event. The children will conduct the ceremony or
 lighting the lights Seven little ones
 each with a candle. recite an appropri-
 ate verse and then place the lighted
 taper in the Menorah or sacred cande-
 labra There will be recitations and
 songs, after which dainties and sweet
 meats will be distributed to the as
 sembled pupils. This celebration is in-
 tended only for the children of Kahl
 Montgomery Sabbath School. The en-
 tertainment will be given under the
 direction of Miss Pauline Hausman, as-
 sisted by the corps of Sabbath School
 teachers.
 The feast of Chanukah commemorates
 the victory of the Maccabees over An
 tiochus Epiphanes, King of Syria. An tiochus had attempted to force Israel to idolatry, but the latter, led by the royal house of the Hasmoneans, usually
 called Maccabees, resisted, and, armed with faith in God, gained the victory over large armies or the enemy. Ine Temple, which had been defiled by heather soldiers, was again purified and the service re-established. | There is a legend that for lighting the continual lamp pure oil was want ed. But only Q small cruse was found
 which was believed to be sufficient fol
 one night only; yet 1t sufficed for eigh days. Hence the custom today univer sally observed in the synagogue O lighting the lights, one on the hrs
 evening, and adding one light each sue cessive evening, so that on the eighti night eight lights are kindled. A circular has just been issued b. ! the Federation of American Zionist with headquarters in New York an of which pr. Harry Friedenwald l President, calling for Mass Meeting to be held by the lodges of the Fedora ton in their respective cities durfni the week Chanukah. In conformi. with the manifesto, meeting ha been called by the local Zionist Asso citation for Monday evening at thei hall over the Commercial and Indus | trial Association on Bibb Street. Tn meeting will be called to order prompt l ly at s o'clock and will be addresse' l by Rabbi A. J. Messing, Jr.
 A cordial invitation Is extended' t everybody to be present.
 There will be no charge for admis sion.
 -------------------
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
Commissioners Sale.

No. 3i1s.
 Sallia A. Knott, Complainant, vs. Samuel C.
 Oliver, ct als. Respondents Tn the City
 Court of Montgomery in Equity.
 Under and in pursuance of the decree and order of sale in the above stated cause rem dered by the Honorable. the City Court Of Montgomery in Equity. Alabama. at the Co., tober Term 1905. to-wit. the 9th day of November. 1905, and filed and entered on the Minutes of said Court on the said 9th lay Of November; 1905. I shall on the sth day of aouare Fountain in the City of Montgomery Alabama. at public outcry for cash. to the highest, best and last bidder. the following described real estate situated in the County of Montgomery. State of Alabama that fs to say:
 The northeast quarter of section sixteen Township sixteen Rapge eighteen in Mont gomery County, Alabama. containing one hundred and sixty acres more or las&
 Said sale being made for the purpoae of division among the Joint owners of said land
 This land lies next to Electric Park on the south. Highland Park on west, and fs crossed by the street ear line.
 THOMAS W. OLIVER wsd-fri-gun-tf Commissioner
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
nAY ANNETTE IS HAprY.
Fireworks Burned In Celebration of the
 Victory.

Victory
 Bay Minette, Dec. 19-(Special )--The news that the Supreme Court had de- oided the Baldwin County court house fight in favor of Bay Minette reached here today through private telegrams. Though the rain was at times coming down in torrents tonight. the town was abiaze with Roman candles and other fireworks and hundreds of cannon crackers were heard in various parts of the town It seems that the small boys drew on Santa Claus in this line.
 Sheriff Armstrong. who has been sick for several weeks and is confined to his room, was serenaded and lot of fire- works were burned around his resi- dence.
 The sheriff was the first official to refuse to obey the order of Judge Browne when ordered to go to Daphne to hold tho last term of Circuit Court, and he and the clerk both stand sen- fenced to about seventy days each in Mobile County Jail and fine of S750. Neither of the officers has been arrest ed by the coroner.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-20
Telerrnm Tell of Deaths.

Andalusia, Dec. 19.-Mrs. R. H. Jones, wife of a lawyer, who formerly lived in Montgomery, received two tele- grams announcing the death of both of her grandmothers in Cofree county yesterday. They both died suddenly. and up to a few hours before their death were in apparently good health. one died in the morning and the other in the afternoon.