The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-15
With the Long Boz.
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THE ROYAL ARCANUM is having its troubles just like
the Old Line companies. It seems that the time came
when the Grand Royal Moose whoever the head of
the Arcanum, found necessary slip the price
up the scale few notches The old grzzled Area
NUNS who have been hoggng their insurance for the past
fifteen years ridiculous bargain counter prices
putting up protest than baby with pounded
thumb
Speaking Of secret societies. do YOU remember the first
time you met the Ancient Bajazzo the street and how
proud you were when he gave you the high sign7
If you mad touch Of plumbago combined with
little scatca, you would have it in for that cheerful little
smooth faced dude aged about 49, who around ectung
how to live 100 years.
The people Of Pelican Rapids singuarly blessed in
an artis:ic way And the Pelican Rapids Press says
They artistic being done gloss ink and
bright red card AL Press readers paying their ubscrp
ton advance entitled to receive of these
works Of art. Don't wait for the supply is limited.
In New York last year 5000 persons fell suddenly dead
dying the Of them in the streets During the first
quarter Of the present year LOO and
their end in similar fashion In the vast majority of
the victims had hurried themselves to death They had
hurried their meals hurried their business hurried to the
theate hurried their sleep by nppng off at both ends
hurried their death. What's the rush9 You'll get there
anyhow.
Mr. NJ tried to do little shopping for his wife this
week and with the usual result The girl at the department
store breathed hard when he asked for two
and half yards Of green bias with shrring it and
half pound Of goring, futed.
MAA
The ladies in the sixstory tenement at 1O5 Madison
street, N. Y. very angry Monday morning when
Vladislov Nickolowsky Russian sleeping the roof
rolled the edge and fell six stories into their wash
all hung prettiy the lines The clothes lines and
tho aved lows but
to the clothes and they had to be put thru the water
again No wonder the ladies indignant. Vadisov
awoke when he rolled the edge of the roof and all the
way down he emitting long, fierce Russian cuss-
word all brstlng with "sk's'' and "ovitch's.' Not
bone broken.
Millionaire Yerkes who soaked the Chicago public out Of
fortune in the street railway game and then retired
New York. having trouble with the $4,000 bronze fence
he erected around his palace at Sxteighth street and
Fifth Hoboes have learned that they easily
twist off the pretty curleycues and shining knobs and
turn them into cash at the nearest junk shop.
4 week ago Mr. Yerkes complained to Captain Langan,
the East Sxtyseventh Street station, that his fence
gradually disappearing. Detectives have since spent
watching it, Speaking of their family troubles,
the Yerxes butler said: ..-
Since newspapers told what valuable fence 'ad
there's of the day night when there has
been tramp around inspecting of it. They watches their
chance and picks off and cuts for the park
I've chased dozen of m the wall and into the bushes
There's regular band of em camped in the park alvin
off this fence, and often they hungry wants
o. they sneakn' They nips off the
ments like pickin' cherries off bloomin' tree.
with a fence valuable this ought to take it
in after dark
Mr.. Moses started out his garden this year with only
two toads. AS they differently marked, they
became known "Henry' and "Frank Henry was
strong in the pursuit of ants Every morning he
perched his favorite hill 'antng'' for breakfast.
Franks occupation that Of debuggg the and beat
ing up the paths for miscellaneous insects.
Henry and Frank grew corpuent with good living and
the bugs continued to increase two oads appeared and
took up quarters the garden After time they were
named sGeorge'' and "Wlliam Williams favorite work
is also the anthlls. He has been known depopulae
anhil in afternoon George is not particular but
eats anything that antennae George the quickest
toad in the bunch He has been known to capture flies
the wing and field them in. As rule William waits
for the insects to come his way. =
Get acquainted with your toads and treat them right
Every toad is worth $40 to garden. "A J. r.