Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-04-13
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worst, Doe Osler or Jimmie Garfield
Atlanta Constitution.
In the Chadwick case there are 9th
ers besides Mrs Chadwick that need
little dose of retributive JUSTICE
Chicago Tribune.
The Santo Domingo treaty fiasco
confirms the suspicion that the Presi-
dent has Senate broncho to DUST
Atlanta Constitution.
The secret Of Russian troubles-17,-
| 100000 children between the ages OF
6 and II absolutely without schooling
| of any kind.--Louisville Herald.
Hereafter when we discuss the war
we intend to talk Familiarity about Tie
been able to pronounce Atchison
| Globe.
| Commissioner Garfield found that
the beef trust makes only 80 cents
On a steer Has it occurred to any
| one that the beef trust may have given
| him the wrong steer?-New York Mail.
| Hawaii has a territorial debt $50 per
| cent greater than that of the islands
| prior to American annexation. Our
| civilization comes high, but it is pref
cradle to Queen Lil-Atlanta Consti-
| tuition.
We are continually seeing the pre-
dictiOn that Russia will continue the
fight to the bitter end but it strikes
US that all the ends are bitter Also,
some spots between.-MOntgO mery Adj
vertiser.
A Chicago physician has discovered
that the mustard in the ham sandwich
creates an appetite for strong drink.
From the little mustard seed what tow
ering evils grow!-New York Com
mercial.
Doubtless when Commissioner Gar
field gets through with his investiga-
ton Of Standard Oil it will be found
that he reports it not as an outrageous
octopus, but as harmless as clam
Houston Chronicle.
Perhaps that American girl who is
touring Europe with pet pig sitting
beside her in her motor car merely
wants to show that she is not ashamed
Of the origin Of her fathers wealth.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Having reached the age of 6S, Mr..
Grover Cleveland has picked up bun
die Of rods, landing net and some
bait and gone to hunt his chloroform
" no ir~i crnn1 nd $hn GSh
biting.-New York Telegram.
Bank Of England has reduced the
rate Of discount from 5 to 212 per
cent. Got more coin than they want
Been trying to call those fellows for
two hours, but they're always busy
New York Evening Telegram.
Mr.. Jacob S. Coxey, Of Coxey's army
fame, states that his dreams Of ten
years ago are coming true in the po-
ltical development of to-day. How
the poor man must have suffered from
he ightmare.-DesM oines News.
Andrew Carnegie drew $G4 in wit q,
ness fees in the Chadwick case in adj |
ditiOn to the opportunity afforded him !
Of watching the face of the fair de- !
PENDANT while keeping his own con- |
cealed. Some men are born lucky
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The way Russia keeps the Baltic
feet hanging around in the Indian .
Ocean, neither sending it to the front .
nor calling it home, reminds one Of a
poker player fumbling his last dollar
and trying to decide whether to risk
it or put it back in his pocket.-To-
peka Herald.
There are rumors that Japan is Will
ing to make peace on terms which in
clude from 5OOOOO,OOO to S7OO, 100000
indemnity. Possibly the Mikado will
consent to cut down the figures little,
but from present appearances 1t does
not appear likely that he will offer
bargain-counter rates.-Troy Times.
The Standard Oil Company's pipe
line from Kansas has struck a snag In
the way of an obdurate board of road
supervisors in Illinois. This particular
board objects to the line crossing high
ways. We wonder how long that sort
Of thing will be permitted to go on?
1t is conducive to heart disease.-In-
dianapolis Sentinel.
Grand Duke Vladimir wants to
send another army" The Russian
armies are recruited from the masses.
The theory Of the Russian autocracy
seems to be, the fewer the common
people the better for the autocracy.
The Grand Dukes continue to remain
off the firing line-that is to say, the
Japanese firing line.-Portland Ore
gonian.
It was highly commendable In Con-
gress to restore the Southern battle
flags to their owners. 1t is not de-
sirable that the memory of domestic
strife should be kept alive by exhib-
iting the trophies Of victory over our
own countrymen. 1t is to be hoped,
however that now the flags have been
returned they will not be preserved
and exhibited in the South to keep
alive the memory of the lost cause"