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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20
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throurl b ttor methods Of cul'iva-
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20

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had be-ter I'd. i IN sere + do1 :
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stg ag2-d gaat.
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pag frEe and .ov.A4 Wifa should
/ tax haze trlea twice 70 iearn how.
hnt gave Il ap ga. tl-ae after raA.
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nY rios Yoa think I aan learn, don 7
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"Wr.. Your .e2s arg pretty short, you
knole
7 haven't g5t .e2s on ne az long a.
a CLOTHES s5.-4I5 bf4r can. t see Why yoE
should cal flseEa short.
md II you are fat and lo2y
You are pFIat they call pndgy mar,
| and pudgY i4eH seldom
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from the ta55le ~ Y nat right do you
call ne puaeYt y hen did you discoeer
that / was faf and logyt"
IL didn't mean that exactly l
mean that you you
Woman what did you mean
| may not be 81 thin az a rail- but | am
40 hogsheaa on wheels It's that in
fernal envy that jealousy. showing il
self. and bg the old Harry, II there is
any more Of 1t you'll hear something
drop, Here am. Lent almost double
with rheumatism. and yet you are jeal-
ous because am go..g TO ride a bike
few times around the back yard"
| IT is not that at all" protested Mrs
| Rowsnr. Il was thinking how thing
happened before
/ ,,t4. ~ =. thags haHpent I
/ haven't heard that the earth stood still
because my old bike ran into the fence
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20
BETTER Sill.

Jimjon Snow that you have got
a iob you should begin to lay up mon
= Every yoang man should save az
least a 4arfer u his salary
J!mjones, Jr- Oh. did better than
fL4t last WaeA I saved 80 cents
Chicago Npws
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20

Atver.lsina pays Z T. Is done n
Proper way Tor have nad consider
able experience that ray nysel'-
Henry Timkin pres. NJ ional Gar
riagr Builders association.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20
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over Bark IF ,tre 3ig~
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TO CGpE AAY DISEASE.
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the .ovsf-ess hat for herself OF, its
.iAply TIE .1 -stest-
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IT,
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20

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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-20
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haven't heard that the earth stood still
because my old bike ran into the fence
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
General Inutility Boy.

Mr.. Hobbs looked thoughtfully at his
city guest and then looked out of the
window. when you ask me If It's
true that Jim Manton is the most
poplar boy I've ever had to ten store
and go round with the order wagon"
he said, slowly, why, I'm bound to
tell you it's SO. But when you 60 on
to ask me how l think he'd suit down
in Boston, I'm kind of dubious-that's
what l am, kind Of dubious.
you see, it's like this with my busi-
ness. Order day is order day, and de-
livery day is delivery day, and wheth-
er it's summer, with thutty-two GUS
toners on the route, or winter, with
well, with some less, all Jim's got to
do those days is to get over the route
by shuttingup time.
"And he's what you might call a
handy boy, Jim is. Groceries and hard
ware aren't all he's got in his mind,
and he's ready to take hold and help
with what's going on wherever he
goes. Sol feel-kind Of dubious
when l think of Boston. l don't know
as you catch my meaning?"
Mn" said the city man. II be-
lieve l do"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

In the days Of the first settlers In the
Chickasaw country, when Davy Crock
EFT still frequented the Big Hatchie,
"Old Man Glddins" was a prosperous
citizen Of the Ferked Deer settlement.
One day he started on a trip to Ar
kansas, and thenceforth for several
years FOrked Deer knew him no more.
AS travel in Arkansas was danger
Gus, and as nothing was heard Of Cid
dins, he was officially declared dead
by the court and his estate divided
among his heirs. A year or so later,
however, he turned up, and tried to
get possession of his property again.
He was promptly seized and taken into
court
What do you mean by coming
round here, trying to take this proper
typ roared the court at him.
Its my property" asserted Gid
dins. Everybody knows it's mine"
Not at ALL" replied the judge. "I'll
admit your case seems hard one, but
it can't be helped now. This court
has decided that you are extinctus de-
functus, which Is Latin for dead. This
court cannot err. Dead you are. If
you want any property round here you
must take another name and set to
work to earn it. Mr.. Sheriff, adjourn
this court, and we will all go and see
that wrestling match you spoke Of"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
Lincoln the Farmer.

Matters soon reached crisis which
drove the junior partner out into the
fields again, where he undertook all
sorts of rough farm labor, from split
ting rails to plowing. AS man-of-all
work, however, Lincoln did not prove
altogether satisfactory to his employers.
He was too fond of mounting stumps
in the field and "practicing polemics"
on the other farm hands, and there was
something uncomfortable about plow
man who read as he followed the team,
no matter how straight his furrows ran.
Such practices were irritating, if not
presumptuous, and there is we'll
known story about farmer who found
"the hired man" lying in field be-
side the road, dressed in his not too
immaculate farm clothes, with book
instead of a pitchfork in his hand.
"What are you reading?" inquired
the old gentleman.
"I'm not reading; I'm studying"
answered Lincoln his wonderful eyes
still on the pages of his book.
"Studying what?''
claw SIR"
The old man stared at the speaker
for moment in utter amazement.
"Great-God-Alm mighty" he NUT
tered as he passed on shaking his head.
From Frederick Trevor Hill's "Lin-
coin the Lawyer" in the January Cen
tury.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
A Little More Credible.

A man who had been shooting on
Cape Cod returned by train, and a
stranger who was Obliged to share his
seat entered into conversation with
him, and asked if he had had good
sport.
Very good. indeed" replied the
sportsman. 1--WE got one hundred head
to two guns"
You don't say sou calculated the
stranger apparently lost in astonish-
ment at the size of the bag. Double
barreled guns, l suppose?'
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
SHOOTS RATS FOR A LIVING.
Hunter Stalks His Quarry and Is Tn
erring in His Aim.


There Is rat catcher who visits
Baltimore periodically to rid hotels,
among other places, of the rodent
pests. Among the hotels he has two
regular customers and his advent is
always the signal for the pleasures of
the chase in small way.
This rat catcher Is not piper Of
Pan. He has no method OF charming
rats, but goes after them just as any
hunter in the big woods would stalk
his game He does not sit down in
front of rat hole and tease the rod
ents forth with the sweet strains on a
air rifle, and ii does the work. He
makes straight for the basement,
kitchen. baggage geroom and open plumb
Ing, where rat holes will be found IL
they are anywhere. Having located
his rat hole, which he seems TO ac-
complish almost by instinct, he listens
at the opening until his keen ear de-
tects a scratching or squeak.
ne uhtll ihslN ioNutVS MS iud'is ~
this sound. inserts his rifle at just the
right angle and fires. If he misses
but what's the uSe-he doesn't. He
hits his man every time. Then, with a
long, hooked wire he probes into the
hole and draws his victim out. Now
and then he strikes a nest of young.
In such cases II Is usually an easy mat
ter to hook nest and all and drag the
pests from their palatlal residence. His
Is a peculiar calling. but has its uses.
And it's better than killing rats with
poison and having them die within the
News.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

The wandering minstrel man
stepped off the accommodation and ac-
Costed the oldest inhabitant, who was
sitting on a nail keg chewing piece
OF sassafras bark.
Guess every one is acquainted in
this town." ventured the minstrel man.
Reckon they be-" drawled the old
man, seeing that there amt SO many
Of u.s."
"And gossips! ! dare say they are
plentlful"
Everybody in town is a gossip but
old Dan"
"Ah, l admire Dan. I bet he is con-
scientious. Now, isn't that why he
doesn't gossip"
mo, stranger; Dan don't gossip be-
cause he is dead. Been dead month"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
Beware OF Ointments Tor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury

smell and compile ely derange the whole sys-
TEN when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. such articles ould never be used
except on prescri ptions from reput able ply
sivians, as the damage they will DO is ten fold
to tie good you can posi- bly, deTiv from them.
Hall Catarrh Cure, manufactured by +. J.
cheney Co., Toledo, O.. contains n IN ercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh cure be sure you get
the genuine, lis taken internally, and made
in Toledo, Ohio, 10y +. J. Cheney q Co. Testi-
munials free.
Sold by Druggists. price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

Pokely-I saw kid watching a ball
game through knothole to-day
and
Jokeley-Pardon me; that reminds
be not whole?
Pokely-What on earth are you
talking about?
Jokley--The answer is: When only
part of the knot is not."-Philadel-
phia Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
The Earth's Area.

One of the best authorities estimates
the area of the earth's surface at 1856
79l 1854 square miles, of which about
10000 square miles is land, the
rest water. Throughout most of this
100000 square miles Pillsbury' :
Nitos has made its way because it's SO
good. 1t is the ideal breakfast tocd,
and may be had at any up-to-date gro
cery.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
In spIf-DefPnse.

"Why in thunder did Eddie Otis
friends work 50 hard to get him elected
to CongreSs?''
They wanted to send him 70 some
place where he could talk politics all he
wished 10. and they wouldn't have TO
listen to him. "-Cleveland Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
A Fairly Good Man.

Brother Spotcash," said his pastor,
what would you do if an injunction
came to you, sell all thou hast and give
to the poor?"
Il should obey it, of course" answer
ed the great merchant, "as l have al
ways done. Everything l have in stock
is for sale, and l give more to the poor
than any two men in this block. Chi
cago Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

all alike. In some cases it takes a
wandering form; it may be in the
arms or legs one day and in the
shoulders, feet, hands, back or other
parts of the body the next. Others
suffer more seriously, and are never
free from pain. The uric acid and
other irritating substances find lodge
ment in the muscles and joints and
hs these deposits increase the mus
cles become stiff and the joints
locked and immovable. 1t matters
not In what form the disease may be
the cause is always the same-a sour,
acid condition of the blood. This
vital stream has lost its purity and
freshness, and instead of nourish-
ing and feeding the different parts
with health-giving properties, it fills
painful and far-reaching disease. TIL
intensity the pains. of Rheumatism, q
agony, rubs the affected parts with
plasters and other home remedies. ,
temporary ease and comfort but have
the blood and beyond the reach of sue
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

"Ef yer real interested" said Deacon
Skinner, III tell ye what l want fur
thet horse"
"Oh, l wouldn't be interested in know
in thet," replied Farmer Shrude, "but
l wouldn't mind KNOWN what ye'd
take."-Philadelph Ledger.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
Harsh Measures,

Oldpop-I want that man Stoplate to
quit hanging around here. You send him
away.
Daughter-But, papa. l can't get rid
of him. I've given him all sorts of hints.
and even treated him rudely, but it's no
use.
Oldpop-Wel. make it strong. The
next time he comes, sing to him.-Cleve-
land Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
Secret Out.

Mr. Stubb-Marie, this paper says
that In the wilds of Africa there is a
mouse that jumps ten feet at each
leap.
Mrs. Stubb-Gracious Now, know
why so few of the explorers wives
accompany them.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

There goes Blower in a swell new
overcoat"
Yes. the price came from gam
bling"
You don't say. II Is a wonder his
wife didn't take the money away
from him"
she gave ii to him. She won It
playing bridge"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
| 71R1ZAN0
.X1IILl[ZZEZZC
O/=10ZZ EGE=
Park and Washington, Portland, Oregon
"The School of Quality"

a. P. Armstrong, IL. B., Principal
Thousands of graduates in positions;
hnnareas placed each year; more eaM
for help than we can meet-it PAYS to at.
tend our school; largest, most modern,
best equipped. Departments: Business,
Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship,
English. Open all the year. Catalogue,
penwork free. Call, telephone or write.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
Pretty Thin.

"There goes my auto flying along"
81 don't see any auto"
"No, that chauffeur of mine drives it
so fast you can't see it."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
By WAY of Excuse.

Crawford-What makes that Sena-
tor so dishonest?
Crabshaw-He says he is merely
getting back the money il cost him 10
be electei.-Tom Matson's Magazine
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
To Break In New Shoes,

Always shake in Aliens FootEase, powder.
1t cures hot, sweating, aching. swollen feet
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

Never yet were the feelings and in
stincts of our nature violated with i'm
punity, never yet was the voice of con-
science silenced without retribution.-
Anna Jameson.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

Piso's Cure IS a good cough medicine.
1t has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists. 25 cents.