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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
Fails TO Learn Ono Thing.

A retired Irish major sold his horses
and carriages and bought motor car
but instead OF engaging a chauffeur
he determined to send his faithful old
coachman to a Dublin firm Of engn-
GERS for course of lessons in small
repairs.
"iou will go through a two months
training he explained to Pat, as he
handed him check for his expenses,
during which time you will make
yourself thoroughly familiar with the
engine and all Its works.
Yes sOr," was Pats reply.
You will note every wheel and
crank and learn what they are for and
what they have to do, so that when
you return you will be equal to any
emergency"
II will. sor." said Pat. and, having
slowed the check away down in his
trousers pocket he took his departure.
In two months time he returned
with the conquerors look In his eye.
We'll. Pat. have you succeeded?"
II have. sor"
And you know everything about
the MOTOR
II know all. sor. from the big lamp
In front to the little numbers behind
except one thing" the new chauffeur
added, as he nervously plucked few
hairs from his new bearskin coat.
And what is it you don't know"
demanded the major
well, l don't quite understand yet
what makes the blessed thing move
without horses. "-Tit-Bits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
KITCHEN FOR A BACHELOR.
The Modern Architect Launches ON
More Blow at MatrimOuy.

The Modern Architect Launches One
More Blow at MatrimOny.
AS a concession to the home max
ing instinct bachelor apartments are
now built with Kitchens. They are not
ordinarily Intended for men who en-
pioy others to do their cooking. but
for those who cook for themselves.
The Kitchens. Indeed, In the small
est bachelor apartments Intended for
men Of modest means are about the
smallest things Of the kind ashore or
shOat There Is Just room enough for
a small gas stove. II little sink. tiny
refrigerator aud the necessary floor
space to enable THE bachelor to turf,
around
All the permanent appointments are
provided by the landlord. The tiny
refrigerator will hold a moderate sup
ply OF milk, butter and the meat Of
at least three meals.
Some OF the bachelor cooks are con-
tent to get breakfast merely. but 9th
ers also prepare dinner. The gas
stove will do either.
Forty minutes will ordinarily suf-
fee to prepare. cook and serve the
bachelor cooks dinner. and II the
housekeeping Is done In partnership
the meal can be made ready In less
time.
Bachelor apartments with tiny
kitchens are on the whole an economy
for men who cannot endure the ordl-
nary boarding house. The kitchen
does not add greatly to the rent OF an
apartment. and the cost OF meals Is
astOnishingly small.
The breakfast Of coffee. rolls and
eggs the year around need not average
more than 8 to 10 cents n head. and
with fruit included 1t Is hardly more
than 81 u week. Dinners. including an
occasional night off at a restaurant,
need not average more than from $3.50
to So a week, so that the weekly cost
of two meals day Is below the price
charged by pretty cheap boarding
house.
The man who must restrict him.
self to hall bedroom and a cheap
boarding house table cannot afford
even the smallest Of bachelor apart
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
FORCING FLOWERS sv FIRE.
Remarkable Result Of Connagratioa
In French Town.

Remarkable Result Of Connagratioa
In . French Town.
That flowers can be forced by heat
such a. 10 usually supplied to glass
houses is, Of course. an old story. but
that the direct action Of IRE heat can
have any effect in Fastening the
blooming Of plants 10 a fresh suggeS-
ton, but one that in these days. when
flowers are demanded In season. out
Of season, at all times and Of every
kind and country. IL worth cOnsidera-
ton. Great events have frequently
sprung from the smallest Of the most
apparently indirect causes, and a seri
GUS fire that broke out last September
at Chenseesur- Marne, between ChalOns
and V1try-le- Francois in France, while
1t destroyed the greater part Of a pop
ulous village. running many Of its In
habitants, may yet have as result
the even greater development of an
industry that gives employment to
thousands of people.
The fire. which ragged on one side Of
the village, made a clean sweep Of ev-
erything before 1t in the way Of build
ings, and only paused when there was
nothing to lick up except the orchards
that once formed hedge between the
homesteads. and the open country.
Even then 1t was hardly satiated. for
1t greedily devoured the first two rows
Of apple and pear trees. lea wing moth
ing but cinders; the next three rows.
though badly scorched, were not quite
destroyed, the farthest away being
naturally the least affected. Some Of
the boughs escaped all hurt, and 1t
was with these that the very curious
phenomenon was observed which mer-
its attention. A second Towering com.
menced at once, and by the end Of Oc-
tober all the trees farthest from tho
scene Of the IRE were In full bloom, as
though called to renewed life by the
fresh voice Of May, instead Of hush.
ing to slumber with the lullaby of DC.
tober. At another point the flames had
swept close to q large lilac, and this.
as we'll 40 some plum trees. bewildered
by what must have seemed to 1t a
sudden return Of summer, put on once
more IT. bridal robes. /
It must b mentioned that the fire
lasted only four hours. 1t will be no
ticed, therefore. that there was no re-
OF heat and the ordinary gradual fore.
ing to which plants are submitted
Cha mbers' journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

Of encouraging the men,
foolish practice. which, through years or CUSTOM
Of prescription, has evidently been aban-
d0ned Thus far In the Manchurian campaign only one
general officer has been killed outright and hardly more
than a have been wounded.
When compare these figures with the statistics OF
Civil War see how sweeping has been the
change study of the Confederate archives shows
of AIS Confederate general officers seventy were
action MORALLY wounded while In the Union
fifty general officers twenty three brevet brlgader
generals hlrtyf colonies commanding brigades
killed mortally wounded.
the Civil War, that is to say general officers were
st under the Of tradition which held that COM
mander should ride up and down his lnes-on white
horse IL pOssblesO that the enemy might have good
chance Of picking him Off. In the Manchurlan campaign
the general officers have remained in the out Of
rifle range and directed the operations OF their by
telephone by The casualty statistics show
the advantage of this latter system.
1t is reflection upon the bravery of general officer
that he does expose himself to the fire of the enemy
He Is not fighting man but director of fighting men
His services valuable to be rsked in foolish and
spectacular display of courage which may be i'm
pressve but which Is absolutely valueless to the
which he
In this respect the he which has rendered
such exhibitions dangerous be attempted has
plshed distinct reform old and senseess CUSTOM
Chicago Chronicle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
She Took 1t.

In her hurry to get out Of South
Side elevated train the other day q
woman heavily laden with bundles
forgot a package Of oilcloth, such as
is used for table covering in humble
homes. A prosperous looking couple
had been seated beside her. The
wife, when she noticed that the de
parting passenger had left the pack
age, remarked to her husband Here
wlndfall for us, John. shall take
that when we get out" NO, you
won't" said John. I'VE aren't sc
hard up that we are obliged to take
other peoples property" But
WILL" said the wife, and you won't
said the husband, and they had II
hammer and tongs for several sta
tons. the woman, with an amused
smile OH her face which betokenet
that she was testing. and the man
with grim earnestness that showed
he had swallowed bait, hook and
line. "Yon are so easy. John" said
the woman MS they arose to 60 81
had no intention OF taking the OIL
cloth" AS they were about to ster
to the station platform the guard
touched her arm. "You forgot you,
bundle" he said. He handed the oil
cloth to her, and before she could
speak the train went on. ooh, no
you had no Intention Of taking it,
said John. More than one way ia
skin cat. isn't there
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

The saddest loss Of all would be to
lose all sorrow.
Men never give fattery outright; 1t
10 always a loan.
He cannot lead men who has no time
to listen to a child.
Chill a child and you find 1t hard to
thaw out the man.
The power Of piety does not depend
on It's being painful.
The church is not an auctiOneer for
the box-sea in glory.
People who ride the high horse will
wear the big bandage.
The richest life Is the one that has
been willing to lose all.
Praying for a man will soon take
all envy out Of the heart.
Working over to-morrow's problems
Is wasting to-day's power.
Satan is too old to be scared by
stage thunder in the pulpit.
1t takes a long while to feather a
nest OH q wild-goose chase.
The world may do for an hotel. but
It can never make a home.
Mansions in the skies are not built
out Of mud slung at others.
The man who displays bis doubts
doesn't want them dissolved.
The preacher who thinks only Of the
tastes Of bis people forgets his trust.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

smart then I lose my guess. And l
want to say right here that a full
blooded falcon is a bad thing to fool
with. They don't take to rough han
ding. They have bad tempers and
get one thoroughly aroused and the
bird Is no good for hunting, the rest
Of that day, at least.
II believe the time Is coming when
falconry will be a recognized sport in
this country. Yes, l know 1t seems
cruel, but is 1t any more cruel than any
other form Of hunting-is it, nowr-
New York Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

home treatment will effect much In the early stages the
disease, and the following things mentioned
tia in this home small towns, suburbs
country places.
% The confidence of the patient since confidence
breeds hope: (2) masterfl the part
the doctor; 90 observation-disclosures is usually a matter
years, absolute matter of years; az sunshine
by day, fresh air by night and day 90 while
fever; 60 breadstuffs and milk and eggs.
1t Is held that the question eXtirpang the dsea
Is municipal and that necessary feature of 1t Is
the compulsory provision of sanitary dwelling for the
poor and for all that crowded closely. while
time States have sanaoria where such people
be treated. These broad lines OF attack the
disease meanwhile heraded by treatment II
is urged will the end with the extrpation Of the
isease-Indanapolis News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
In the West End.

small boy was reciting in geog.
raphy class. The teacher was trying
to teach him the points of the COM
pass. She explained
ION your right is the south, your
left the north. and in front of YOU is
the east Now. what is behind you
The boy studied for moment, then
puckered up his face, and bawled
Il knew 1t: | told ma you'd see that
patch"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

ments with the tiniest of kitchens,
but two bachelors who are able to pay
fair price for board and lodging and
who do not mind being their own
cooks can be exceedingly comfortable
In an apartment with kitchen.
AS things are now going In New
York the bachelor apartment, which Ia
really a home, begins to compete with
the club as a deterrent to matrlmony.--
New York Sun.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

ufactlre. handling and marketing of twine All moneys
derived from the sale Of Irvine collected and paid
Into the State treasury by the penltenary warden and
kept in separate account. The warden is empowered
to sell the Irvine to the farmers of the cash.
on board the cars at Jefferson City, "and price per
pound su1cient only to indemnify the State against
State Irvine in bulk may also be sold by
den to In each county who shall required sign
an agreement to sell the Irvine to actual
price not greater than cent pound its cost with
transportation from the State capital added.
Manufacturing OF the Irvine has begun and the price
has been fixed at 10 cents pound The trusts it Ia said
sell the same article for from 1919 IA
pound 1t will be time before the working
OF this special branch Of State industry be asceraned
SO far the appropriations have amounted 100000 The
farmers who get the Irvine at reduced price also pay
taxes aud the money that has established the plant
Is set apart for tho revolving fund.- all from gen
era taxation Public ownership rests public xatOn
What 1t may return in public Is open question
1t remains for actual practical experience strike
ance.-St Louis Globe Democrat.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
Certain OF 1t.

well, | sent away poem to-day
that | am very sure will not be re-
turned to me-
80 goodY'
NO. gave the editor false ad-
dress. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

sideways. but he's gittln' along all
right. an he'll be out again In about
month. an here's a letter I'm the
doctor, tcllln' We all about 1t. ma'am."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
Treating tuberculosis

HE tendency to deal with case Of pulmonary
tuberculosis in its early stages by means Of
drugs solely, Is held to be as harmful as it
Is helpful not so much tnat drugs do harm, but
that weeks OF priceless time wasted trying
to check cough and quiet fever while the
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

OWE Is life's
magnetism.
Happiness IL
heart health.
Serenity fol-
lows sincerity.
A bias Is not
q good basis.
A loose tongue
quickly gets into
4 tight place.
I h Q selfish
church 10 one Of
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

1t IS all right to select the lesser OF
two evils, If you know which ona II l..
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
Missouri's Experiment.

HE Legislature that met In January, 1903, ap
|propriated $4,000 for a binding Irvine plant to
be maintained in the penitentlary. In accord
|ance with that law the Legislature Just ad
journed appropriated $125,OOO more to be
known as revolving fund.-" to be used only
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

give Ane banQuets They ride In fine automobiles They
shine In fine society They dress their families in fine
ralment They. being hnancers, supposed to be a
little finer breed than the herd. Some day It
develops that they have taken advantage Of fine Oppor
tunites to gamble with trust funds belonging other
people and down comes all their hnery.
1t IL wonderful how many fine going to the
penitentary these days while the gross go right
wearing negllgee shirts and the sweat of real labor.
1t Is announced that the Ohio penitpntiary so
full Of fine from banking and other financial circles
that it is impossible find clerical work for Spear that
popular institution. Spear may have to carry hod and
Cassie do washing. Sometimes justice in her OF
bllndmans buff grabs the eternal fitness and neness
things in spite of the atmosphere OF morbid sympathy
and man morally equipped for hOd-carryng really has
to finally carry hod.-Des Molnes News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
A foolish Custom Abolished.

MONO the changes in the details OF warfare
which have been wrought by the long range
rife there is one which has been brought into
especial notice by the casualty statistics OF inc
Russo apanese war Officers no longer expose
themselves to the enemy's FIRE for the purpose
NJ ..cncOura cling the men,"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
fine Men IN States Prison.

-\E was a fine man." said Cassie Chadwick,
Iwhen she heard that Spear. cashier Of the
u uwrecked Oberlin bank, had got seven years in
the penitentary for his part In tho "frenzied
HEX1I finance"
41f1y Yes. Cassie, these bank wreckers are usual
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
Music and Men.Makinu.

ERTAIN members of the National Council of
Women recently struck hard at one of the
supports and inspirations Of all Chrlstendom
by deplOring the fact that children are allowed
to hear and sing martial songs and therefore
become imbued with the spirit Of war.
do hos
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22

he content with of from whose breasts cour-
had been plucked who would shine at pink
teasI God forbid There enough Of these affected
rlods in society yankee Doodle fans spark in
their breasts does the swelling chorus Of grand
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-06-22
RAMS HORN BLASTS.

warning Notes Calling the Wicked t.
Repentance.
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NaAuff Attorney daEk smith asnt
- AafFhius Yesterday >eFnenn 70
AeiiteF #n address las night ~
huel Lfvffalnmwnt
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Lii az Attractions.

The program for the Chautauqua,
which will be held In July. has not
been completed yet, but following Ii
a list OF attractions already secured |.
Gov. Bob Taylor, Frederick Warde,
President A. e. Turner, Hon. Il. w.
Hall, DR.. w. III. Black, DR.. Knox,
Prof. George Andrew I4andrum, DR..
Goudy, DR.. Bachman, Richard p.
Hobson, Rev. T. ]. Preston Of China,
Miss Agnes Morgan of Japan, DR..
Alonzo Monk, The Wise orchestra,
The Trinity University Male Quartet.
DR., W. H. Black OF Marshall, Mo-,
will again have charge of the Bible
department. DR.. Black has always
been popular with the Chautauqua
visitors, and his Bible lectures have
been source of great pleasure and
profit to all who have heard them.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-01
Sent to Jail for Contempt.

Three men have been sent to the
county Jail this week BY District
Judge billiard for contempt Of court.
The first one was given Ahtence
of three days in which to- fresh
his memory so he could / to
tile big twelve some In zion
which was very much df He
talked yesterday mornil as.
released from the bastil ay
afternoon the grand IA al
q bod guard to eS indl
viduals into the pr vof tht
courts One of the had beer
indulgN.g rather local op
tion booze agd thu had refused
to talk. EaS-~ WI to the coun
ty jail for one o--,N
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-01

Wits filF {tfte son ~ Nj aud
ME IS g. Todd wbu has heea sat-
FERNS flom typhoid fewer Is improx-
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FOR RENT Desirable room With
board 10 Hawkins st. LAP
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-
~ LOCAL NEWS. =
~~~e~ @~~~~ .
Ben Pinkston of Dallas was in the
city today.
j, NJ Parker of Italy was in the
city today.
Rev. C, c. Mcconnell of Ferris was
here today.
Sam Jolesch of Ennis was in the
city yesterday.
The first s:,aNber es of the sea
So arr a fsss nnra'ts
Mrs. Carl Schuster returned last
night from visit 10 relatives at
Browuwood
Mrs. Chalmers Mcpherson and
daughter, Miss Halle. went TO Dallas
this morning.
You can get all the baths you want
at sl.00 per month at Jordan & Rob
erts barber shop.
lie st0eadc aEd eallows used III
tt,H eNecut on yesterday Viii be torn
wn Motto
The regular City election will be
held next Tuesday II would be
we'll for voters to begin looking up
their poll TAX receipts
Mrs ssllle A. Miles. who spent the
winter with the family Of j. f..
Poludextef left this morning for her
home az Malvern. ARK
The board ot directors ot tie
NaXahaeaie Chatae4la hgli q meet.
lre ffee Tails af- igaa
Don fail 70 attend the baseball
games next Monday and Tuesday be-
twees Trinity end II e n
%
A good game Is being locked for
ward ta between Trinity aud r c
g nesf Monday aud Tuesday even.
.rg
o.
Wits tF lffte son pf Nj and
Mn IS & Todd wbu has heea saf.
ferine flam f1phost fewer. Is mprov-
Ne nNeI1
%
Eaanff Attorney Mars smith Wsns
- Haiehius Yesterday afteFn@nn 70
AeiifeF #n address lAzs might "a a
hnel Afeffalnwwnt
THs f&mmift@~ GA ths mnixeraafY
and sIsmmi r@eepsfaa w8sl meet Il
the home 81 Mrs IA " lsmeusr ia
wees End M1naAY afferaoon ~ {
eansA
r ". PARKS las returned fr0m
He'd 0AA wher@ b visited hAm nMr~
enta. NJ aEa MF4. g. L. CAerry.
sssa Of shom have bewn 90 th@ afrk
iias several aay&
n TIE Wan Street. CAFa@EaMm ehaagM
wfh meet eth TIE cmmhagiama psam-
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kzHNnN &4KX g Heat Two WN&E4.
The grand jury retnnined II ~.
sion today and this Afternoon ia.
joufnSd tor rest III two weeks. They
Nill tken come together again ID FIN
ish UP the business of the term and
submit their final report To the
court
The argument In the case OF Il.
II. Peters against the Waxahachie
Cotton OH Company was begun this
morning In the district court. Next
week will wind up the civil business
for the term and on Monday. April
10, the transgressors of the law will
be given hearing.
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Account the baseball game tomor-
rom between the Shreveport and Dali
las league teams the Katy will sell
round trip tickets for one dollar.
Train leaves Waxahachie at 1928
a, m. Returning leave Dallas at
7.30 p. m.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-01
Dallas and Return One Dollar.

Account the baseball game tomor-
rom between the Shreveport and Dal-
las league teams the Katy will sell
round trip tickets for one dollar
Trsnp leaves Waxahachie at ices
a. :. Returning leave Dallas at
1902 m. =
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good game ls being looked for
ward q between Trinity aud T G
U reAf Monday auA Tuesday even.
lfEs
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building Committee To Meet.

The building committee of the
Methodist church is called to meet
at the county court room Monday,
April 3, at II o'clock for the purpose
of receiving bids for the erection of
the new building.
H. ID. TIMMONS. Chairman.
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Haze your piano tuned, cleaned.
and Iade moth and mouse proof by
E. wilkins, the we'll known reliable
Order received at Hood & Martins
If
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Dali Light one year $500.
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|. TIE Aaan Ssr@@& CAFa#EAMm ehaewh
will meet eth TIE cmmhmgamasa psam-
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r M. PArMs Aam r@smrmea from
He'd 0ak whmre b visited ham PAR
eats. NJ and Mrs. g. L. chsrrx.
e@sa q ~hon have be@n ca tbs SRA
iAMs several tara
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ne f8mmiSt@@ on ths university
and s5amml reception wisl meet ~
use home 81 Mrs.. a " ls@epsr ia
weas Eud M0naaF afferaooH ~ 4
eansA