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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07
"PRov1NcIAr."

outside New York. in some vague place
There lives a stranger, outland race
Who bear the infinite disgrace
OF being called 'Provincial"
Their minds are rudimentary.
They have no God or Tammany,
Their clothing, cut outraseousiy.
Is shockingly provincial"
To them r. Mansfield sometimes goes
And sometimes Heinrich Conried slows
His Parsifalians, for he knows
There's money in 'Provinciais.
But II these artists fail to make
A hit, their worldly heads they SHAKE,
ITO show high arts a great mistake
Among the rude ProviEciaiS.'
All but New York is thus effaced-
Chicago is barren waste,
st. Louis seven times dissraced
BY that black word ''I'rovinciai.'
Ard if her sister cities show
New York a thing that she should know
She simply lifts her eyebrows. On.
Quite decent but "Provlncia..'
Wallace Irwin, in n. Y. Globe.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07
Good Start.

"Dumlcy has taken up the Study of iiu-
jits,,.
You don't say. How is he making
out?'
learned how to pronounce it."-Philadcl-
phia Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07
LOW RATES
TO the Land Of Opportunity.

Those interested in the manifold oppor-
tunities to be found in Montana, Wash:
ington, British Columbia and Oregon, will
find that the Great Northern Railway Of
iers the greatest facilities in reaching
the important points in the Northwest
and the many rich farming sections OF
Montana, Washington and Oregon as
well as the great numbering and mining
districts in these Northwestern states
and British Columbia. The rate to the
North Pacific Coast points is $500 with
proportionately low rates to Other: des-
tinations, all tickets carrying liberal stop
over privileges. ..
For further information, rates, etc., call
on or address any representative of the
Great Northern Railway. Send two cents
postage for Illustrated bulletin descriptive
Of Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana or
Washington, designating which one ,c yos9
fic Manager, Great Northern Railway, st.
Paul, MINI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07
Cautious.

Vtolet-What makes Mr.. Cashly talk
so painfully slow? H..
Rose-Hes been sued for breach OF
promise so many times that he turns
a word over three times in his mind be-
fore he dares let go of it.-Detroit Free
Press. e.. -.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

De principle on which dis day en- time
goes is ter take dis worl' ez you finds
it, en- take de whole business at one
swipc--cf you ever gifts lick at it!-At'
lanta Constitution.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

In. France doctors prescriptions
must be written in French, and not In
Latin. as is the custom here.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund the money If 1t fails to cure
u W. Groves signature is on each box. &c
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infani'
Samuel. Ocean Grove. n. j.. Feb. II, 1900.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

There are times when a dollar bill gees
farther than wagon load OF sympathy
Chicago Sun.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

A man usually estimates his value &C.
cording to the scale of his own making
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

In a Pinch, Use Aliens Foot-Ease.
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot-Easc
a powder. It cures Corns, Bunions, Painful
Smarting, Hot, Swollen feet. At all Drug
pists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample FREE
Address A. 8. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

1t is easier for the average man to pa.
compliments than debts.-Chicago Dali,
News.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

In Persia graf.ers arc boiled to death.
In this country they are enthusiastically
roasted.-N. Y. Mail.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07
NOT AN
ILLUSION

WHEN Majorie Mervin first init
w mated to her friends that she in
tended to become q hospital nurse,
they one and ALL with the exception or
one person who proved the rule, de-
claced to her that she was mad.
But Marjorie only smiled, and quiet
ly went on with her preparations. aid
cd and abetted therein by the excep-
ton, Frank Ashton, medical student
at ST. Pauls, the hospital Marjorie pro-
posed entering. And not to a living
soul did she explain the true reason
for the step she was taking.
Time went on and Marjorie struggled
bravely against the inclination to so
home the end of the first. week,
when footache and backache made life
scarcely worth living, and, finally, in
her fourth year, gained distinction in
the shape OF gold medal and the SIS
tership OF a ward.
Although Frank Ashton was long
since qualified he still remained at the
hospital, ostensibly to specialize. but in
reality to watch over sunnyhaired.
brown-eyed Sister Marjorie, whom he
had loved for years. Marjorie frankly
told him that she liked him, but that
was all.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-04-07

Following we publish two let
tiers from O woman who accep-
ted this invitation. Note the
result.
First letter.
"Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
"For eight years have suffered something
terrible every month with my periods. The
pains are excruciating and can hardly stand
them. My doctor says have ovarian and
womb trouble, and must 90 through an OPP
Grafton If want to get we'll. / do not want
Pe.se 9e me what to d. yoa
relieve me- MRS Mary Dimmick, 59th and T..
Capitol Sts., Benning 20, Washington, DC
Second letter.
Dear Mrs. Pinkham-
latter following carefully your advice,
and taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, am very anxious TO send you
my testimonial, that others may know their
valueand what you have done for mo.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
WILL HOLD BAND TOURNAMENT
Second Regiment Band Will Partici.
pate in Exercises

Next Sunday the Grand Band Tour
nament will take place at Waconia
and preparations have been made to
have a good representation of the
people of this city present. The Second
Regiment band has been asked to
participate in the. days exercises and
this will be done if the band boys can
secure a sufficient number of accom-
paning people so as to guarantee their
expenses thither.
A special excursion has been ar
ranged by the Minneapolis & St. Louis
railway which will leave here at $40
in the morning and arrive at Waconia
at 10:17 a. NJ, giving the excursionists
an opportunity to spend the greater
part oftheday around the lakes and also
in time to be present at the regular
program which has been arranged.
Prizes will be otferd in all these con-
tests and some are worth winning.
The railroad fare to that place has
been fixed at the low price of 81. Is for
the round trip. Tickets good for re-
turn on train leaving Waconia Mon
day, July 81 at 1917 a. m. These can
be secured at John j. Juenemann' IS
Corner store.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
CENSUS SHOWS SMALL GAIN
New Ulm Gains But Three Hun
dred in Five Years.
Total Population of City is Less
Than Six Thousand.
County Shows an Increase Over
Five Years of Only 7S6.

Returns for Brown county show
that there are a few over 20, 900 people
in the county which is better by nearly
800 than the census 1900. The exact
figures for 1905 being 20, 523 and for
1900, 10, 1877.
The city of New Ulm shows an in
crease OF 317 for the five years and this
number is found in the two wards out
side OF the First as that precinct shows
falling off of 100. Ernst Wicherski.
enumeration for this unfortunate ward
says that he is sure that he counted all
there were but is only able to show an
increase of % over the census of 1895.
The following table gives the census
as enumerated for the past ten wears.
The figures in the right hand column
show the loss Or and the x indicate the
towns th at show a 1ooc
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
PIONEERS SURPRISE THEIR FRIEND
Mrs. Augusta YoerS Of Winthrop
Made Unexpected Hostess.

Saturday afternoon nine members of
the Pioneer Club of this city and a
number of invited friends, comprising
in all a party of fourteen, boarded
the noon passenger on the M. & st. L.
and stopping over at Winthrop sur
prised their friend, Mrs. Augusta
Yoerg.
Mrs. Yoerg Unexpectedly. finding
herself acting in the capacity of a
hostess made the afternoon an enjoy
able one to those who had assembled.
Euchre was playedin which prizes were
offered, Mrs. Otto Schell obtaining the
head prize and Mrs. George Schneider
the BOBBY. Following the conclusion
of this game the guests partook of an
elaborate luncheon, returning home
on the evening passenger.
The following Pioneers and invited
friends were present, Mesdames Bertha
Mueller, Benedict Juni, Carl Crone,
Amelia Dunkel, r. Hellriegel, Peter
Herrian, Leonard Haeberle, August
Schell, George Schneider, Otto Schell
and son, Walter, George Marti and
daughter. Elsie, and the Misses zenzia
Fredericks, Sophia Holman and
Alice Haeberle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26

Rudolphi, was the first to receive his
sentence. He plead guilty to the theft
ana was given sixty days in the coun-
ty jail
The two other men who had been
rounded up by Policeman Tauer and
Sheriff Julius, charged with grand
larceny have been bound over to await
the converting of the grand jury. Sam
dealer in scrap iron, etc.
was the complaining witness in this
case. The men had sold quantity of
copper to this gentleman the day pre-
.vlous and it was later discovered that
the copper had been stolen from the
Crone vinegar factory, northeast Of
the city. The thieves gave their name
as John Smith and John Rae and
plead not guilty to the charge but
Justice Henningsen thinking that the
evidence was sufficient to retain them
bound them over to the grand jury,
placing them in the custody of Sheriff
Julius.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
Total 20,525 1871 ls.431

1t will be seen by the above that
there are twelve towns in the county
that show loss aggregating 652. In
five of the towns there was gain ag-
gregating l52. The villages of Com
frey and Hanska were formed since
the 1900 census and there is a total
population there of 61S.
New Ulm, Sleepy Eye and SPRING
field show gain of 61S and this with
the population of the new towns. Com
frey and Hanska, 618 and the gains in
the five healthy towns of the county
makes total gain of 1888 but the 652
that are shy in the ten towns makes
the total gain for the county 1856. as
shown by the returns furnished bv the
census bureau
There has been a steady falling off
IN the towns of Cottonwood. Home.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26

Pianos, organs and sewing machines
sold on installment plan on monthly
payments and instruments and ma
chimes for rent at Mrs. HelreigeFs.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
ARE BOUND OVER TO GRAND JURY
Three Tramps Appear in Justice
Court Wednesday Morning.

From all appearance the police of
this city are still raiding the box cars
and other places of refuge for the
weary wayfarers that have come to
this city during the past few months.
Wednesday morning there appeared in
the office of Justice N. Henningsen
three of these men who had been ar
rested the day previous. One giving
his name as John Wright, and who
was taken into custody by Mayor
Silverson for having stolen pair of
spectacles from the person of Henry
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26

Lake Hanska, Leayenworth, Linden,
Milford, Mulligan and Stark for the
past ten years and the gain seems to
have been almost entirely in the cities.
It is very evident from the returns
thai there was no padding done, and
the only excuse that can be offered for
the lack OF growth in the county is that
many OF the people who have owned
farms and the children of farmers
have moved into new places. There
has been heavy immigration to
Canada and the Dakotas in the past
few years and this may in measure
account for the slowness of the growth
of the population.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
MEETING OF BOARD OF TRUSTEES
New Bids For Erection of Profess
SOr'S Home Are Desired.

Last Thursday afternoon the Board
of Trustees of the Lutheran College
met at that place to open bids for the
new heating plant and the construction
of the new home for the professor.
The results of this were unsuccessful
and after having opened five bids from
the firms in this city, Sleepy Eye and
M ankato for the erection of the home
on the southeast corner of the college
grounds, it was discovered that they
all exceeded the amount allowed by
the synod and a new set of bids was
called for. Certain changes were also
made in the plans that were submitted
by Architect William ANIME.
Other business that was conducted at
the meeting was the awarding of the
contract to Otto Cordes for the paint
ing of the college steeple and William
Laudenschlager was given the contract
for installing a new heating plant in
the home of Prof. Schaller. The
board also decided that the home of
the professor should be raised two
feet from it's present foundation so as
to allow more room for the installation
of the heating plant. This concluded
the afternoons business and the
trustees decided to meet again on the
afternoon of August 81, 1905 at the
college for the purpose of opening the
new bids which must be handed in be-
fore two O'Clock on the afternoon of the
same day.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
Northwestern Adds New Department.

The Northwestern Line have just
established as part of their Traffic
organization, an Industrial Depart
ment. 1t is the purpose of this depart
ment to work in close cooperation
with the Commercial and Business
Mems associations in the cities located
on their line, and to provide manu-
facturers and others seeking new
locations definite and reliable parti-
culars regarding the advantages and
and opportunities at the various points.
This department proposes to keep the
various Commercial Unions and Bust
ness Mems Clubs advised of applica-
tions that are received, which they
think will be Of value to them, and
enable them to get into communication
with parties who desire to establish
new industries. This Industrial De-
partment is to be in charge of George
Bonnell, Industrial Agent, Traffic De-
partment, G. & N. w. R'y, Chicago.
All information should be sent to Mr..
Bonnell, or any information that is
wanted, will be furnished by him.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26
Prize For Correct Guess.

In next weeks issue of the Review
will be published an advertising con-
test, in which the leading business
firms of the city will be represented.
Read the ads carefully, study them
and tell whose add it is. Watch for
it carefully, you may win the prize.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-26

Natures own dissolvent. California
Prune Waters cure constipation and all
bilious troubles. 100 for 25 cents. Ask
your Druggist.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03
The Kilkenny Cats.

To fight like the cats of Kilken-
ny relates to the Irish fable of two
Kilkenny cats which fought SO
fercely that only their tails were
left! AS a matter of fact, the fable
is said to have originated in an ac-
tual episode. During the Irish re-
bellion of 1903 it was custom of
the Hessian soldiers stationed at
Kilkenny to tie two cats together
by their tails, hang them over a
clothesline and then leave them to
fight. Surprised one night at this
brutal sport, soldier drew his
sword and by cut across their tails
set the cats free. The presence of
the tails was explained by saying
that two cats had fought till only
their tails were left.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03
HARDVlICK.

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs. John II.
Jones March %.
Miss Lila Larabee OF Craftsbury visited
friends here last week.
j. w. Noble of Hyde Park spent the
most OF last week in town.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
r. g. Bridgeman March 80.
Steadman Holton of Norwood, Mass, is
visiting at Russell Holton's.
A little son OF of John Marchesi died
March %, OF spinal meningitis.
Sumner Darling has returned to Mont
pelier, where he is attending school.
Mrs. e. j. Bailey has been in Stowe Wis
iting friends for the past two weeks.
Oscar Johnson, whose illness was men
toned in last issue, is gaining slowly.
The ice went out of the river March 20,
and in going 1t smashed hole in one end
of Robes mill, aside from that did but
little damage.
Mrs. Eliza Hathaway of Greensboro
formerly of this place, and Mr.. Frank
Chandler OF Florida were married at that
place March %.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Powers and Mrs.
Marion Thomas were in Wolcott several
days last week on account OF the sickness
and death of Mrs. Edward Mann of that
place.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03
Soothing to Mother.

A mother sent her small boy into
the country and after a week of
anxiety received this letter:
II got here all right, but forgot to
write before. A fellar and I went
out in a boat, and the boat tipped
over, and a man got me out. [ wa
so full of water that l didn't know
anything for long time. The 9TH
er boy has to be buried after they
find him. His mother came and
cried all the time. A horse kicked
me over, and I've got to have some
money for fxin' my head. We are
going to set a barn on fire tonight,
and l should laugh if we don't have
some fun. [ shall bring home a
tame ferret if I can get him in my
Trunk"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03
WHERE UNcLES RULE.
Peculiar Custom That Prevails In
Northern Australia.


Uncles rule among the native tribes
bordering Torres strait, where the re-
lationship between maternal uncle and
nephew is regarded as being closer
than that between father and son.
There a man is bound to stop fighting
when ordered TO do SO by his mothers
brother, and the uncle is entitled to bid
his sisters husband cease any HOSTILE
ties in which he may be engaged.
Moreover, the quelled combatant is re-
quired to make present to the uncle
or brother-in-law, as the case may be,
who stops him.
When a man marries in these parts
his father provides the wherewithal to
purchase the bride, but it is the mater
nal uncle who makes the actual pay
ment and who acquires the credit at
tached thereto.
A man In those parts may not utter
the names of his wife's relations, and
when he speaks to his father or moth
er-in-law he must lower his voice and
speak humbly, the underlying idea be
ing probably a pretense that he has
carried his spouse away forcibly from
her home and must sue for peace.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03
LOCAL NEWS.
CONTINUED FROM FIFTH PAGE.

and Dickerman were in attendance. Mrs.
Hayward is much more comfortable and
it is hoped that she will soon be as well
es usual.
Mrs. Moreau, the mother of Mrs. Wash
burn, died in st. Johnsbury Center Fri
day, March oath. The deceased has for
many years lived here with her daughter,
and has made many friends who will
mourn her loss.
Mrs. II. c. Colby was taken sick Sunday,
March 26th, and has been in very critical
condition during the entire week. Doc
tors were called Tuesday, with the thought
that there might be an operation, but 1t
was decided to wait few days until the
patient was stronger. Friday morning
q successful operation for appendicitis
was performed by DR.. Gle Of Hanover,
". f., and Mrs. Colby is as comfortable as
could be expected fat the present writ
ing.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03

The young man, says the New
York Times, was of that peculiarly
embarrassing age when the male
voice changes.
He had gone into a store and in
. tone that was one moment a prom
1Hng bass and the next thin treble
was ordering some collars.
Gone at a timel" the bewildered
proprietor suddenly interjected.
zone at a time, please"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03

II THE BARTON NATIONAL BANK. At
Barton. in the State of Vermont at the close
of business, March 18th 1895.
RESOURCES
Loans and discounts, s223 s4s 81
Overdrafts, secured and unsecured, 1881 90
U. S. Bonds to secure circulation, 100000
Stocks, securities, etc. $4,000
Banking house, furniture, and fixtures 100000
Other real estate owned, 10000
Due from Nation al Banks, mot
reserve agents, % s37 50
Due from approved reserve agents, IL s6sa4
Checks and other cash items, 363s.74
Notes of other National Banks, 1850
Fractional paper currency, nickels
and cents, 1876
LawfuI money reserve in bank, zig:
Specie, 5.2Ie.SO
Legal-tender notes, $4,000
s7se.so
Is per cent. of circulation 25ooOo
- TOTAL, 1896. 444.53
Capital stock paid in, s15O,OoO.oo
Surplus fund, an mo or
Undivided profits, less expenses
and taxes paid, In050 40
National Bank notes outstanding, So 10000
Due to other ational Banks s549 "a
Due to Trust Companies and
Savings Banks, $500 90
Individual deposits subject to check, 1858
Cashiers checks outstanding. 941S77
ON. IT, ToTh., "a 1885,. 444.5a
COUNTY OF ORLEANS, IS. Cashier of the
above named bank, do solemnIy swear that
the above statement is true to the best of INV
knowledge and belief.
l.. j. HARTMAN, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
oath day of March. 1905.
G. s. WEBSTER, Notary Public.
Correct-Attest,
j. E. DWINELL
II. r. CUTLER Directors
III W. w. MILES,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-04-03

fills a long felt
want for those who
desire good things.
The "Hawes'' Hat
is known the world
over. We have
just taken the
agency of this cele-
brated make, and
we invite your in
spection. Ask for
one of our hat
cleaners which we
are pleased to pre-
sent our hat custo-
.mers.
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