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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27
The Unfair Sex.

"Is this the pcst-oftlce?"
eyes, ma'am. What's the name:"
"Is this the part where people get let
ters?"
eyes, ma'am; please tell me your
name"
Is it necessary to tell my whole name
when want letter."
81 suppose not. Are you expecting a
letter."
"No; 1 want cent stamp.
"Next window"
"Well, you don't need to be so cross
about it! I've good notion to report
Youn
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27
Too High a Price.

A farm laborer, who was getting mar,
ried, found that he had not enough money
with which to pay the ministers fee. He
promised, however, to pay him in potatoes
when they were ready for digging up.
The minister waited for some time, but
no potatoes were forthcoming; so he
called upon the man and inquired the
reason.
aWell, to tell you the truth, Guvner,'
was the reply, "Pd like to give you the po'
tatoes, but she amt worth it."
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27
PARTY at Denmark.

DENMARK, July 20.-The Denmarkites
were most cordially entertained at the hos
pitable home of Dr.. and Mrs. J. ". Wy
man last Tuesday evening, complimentary
to Miss Maude Williams, of Pinopolis'
and Miss Eloise Connor, Of Eutawville,
who are the guests of Mrs. J. Arthur Wig
gins.
A guessing game, consisting of pictures
representing the different families of the
town, was the feature of the evening.
The first prize, beautiful bonbon dish,
was awarded to Miss Williams, and the
BOBBY to Miss Bessie Coca.
After the contest refreshments were
served on the large piazza, where the love-
ly moon added beauty to the occasion.
Those present were Misses Maude Will
liams, Eloise Connor, Bessie and Annie
Melle Reed, Edith Rice, Lillian Goolsby,
Gladys Rountree, Livy Ray, Eda Stead
man, Bessie Coca, Nettie Rice, Sassie Ow-
ems, Hattie Wroton, Carrie and Martha
Riley, Mary Belle and Johnella Inabnett,
Messrs. Herman Walker, Algernon Guess,
James Guess, Wade Faust, Ralph and
Harry Goolsby, Cecil and Wesley Crum,
Jno. Tyler, Jno. Boozer, Tom Reed,
Charley Rice, Fred Turner, Atticus Nicely,
Monnie Sandifer, Kennerly Mayfeld,
Mrs. Webb, Mr.. and Mrs. j. R. Martin,
Mr.. and Mrs. Sturgeon, Mr.. and Mrs. j.
Arthur Virgins.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27
Small Boys Mixed History

Around the great striking figures of
history, the small boy weaves curious an
swers. "Moses' mother pitched his little
cradle within and without with pitch and
left him there in the pool of Sloan. But
when the daughter of Solomon got the
green leaf from the dove she fastened
and brought food convenient for him,
and the babe crowed thrice and grew up
in her court"
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27

About a year ago Kansas doctor lost
wallet containing large sum of money.
He offered liberal reward for its return,
but the party who found it thought the
whole thing was better than the reward.
The other day the doctor entered his coal
house, and the first thing he saw was his
empty wallet, and protruding from the
end was a card bearing the inscription.
doctor, please fill this prescription
again."
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27
Stop and Think.

Did you ever stop and think that the
DISPENSER who infuses our boys with the
vile stuff is getting a salary varying from
$50 to 500 per month, while the school
teacher male or female who infuses
knowledge into our boys only gets from
S25 to $40 per month? Stop and think !
Southern Christian Advocate.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27
A Life Job.

II want to put an 'ad' in your paper"
said the weary-looking man. "Make it:
Wanted, situation; any old job"
"Shall say money no object?'" sug-
gested the clerk.
"No; make it object matrimony.' If 1
could get acquainted with decent job
I'd be willing to marry it for life" Phil
adelphia Press.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27
FORCED TO STARVE.

B. F. Leek, of Concord, Ky, says
"For 90 years 1 suffered agonies, with d
sore on my upper lip, so painful, some
times, that I could not eat After vainly
trying everything else, I cured it, with
Bucklen's Arnica Salve." It's great fo1
burns, cuts and wounds. At all druggists
in Bamberg; Fielder and Matthews, Den
mark. Only 25c.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27

A Brooklyn girl was wooed and won in
a bathing suit, and the Nashville Banner
suggests that the man was probably from
Missouri.-GreenYille News.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1905-07-27

If you want a higher grade buggy
than you can find elsewhere, call at u
Frank Bamberg's.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
PERSONAL MENTION

w. S. Ross was here yesterday from
Weston, upon a short visit.
J. E. Montgomery of Helix. has been
in the city on short visit.
Mrs. Joe Parr of Toppenish. Wash,
is in the city on a brief visit.
]. B. Baker OF Meacham, came
down last night for short stay.
r. G. Marks of Adams, was a brief
business visitor in Pendleton last eve
ming.
Mr.. and Mrs L. G. Marquis of Ad-
ans, were visiting friends here yester-
day
Mr.. and Mrs. P. T. Hales were here
yesterday from Adams upon a short
visit.
j. s. Harris. a pioneer resident Of
Weston, has been in the city on a
short visit.
A. A. Cole, a sheepman Of the Ridge
country. has been In town on a snort
trading trip.
NJ. ]. Chaffee came up from Echo
this morning and has been attending
to business here today.
James A. Howard arrived last night
from Sumpter, and has been visiting
friends in the city today.
w. j. Gilberth, an o. r. & N. en-
gineer, has been here on a short visit
His home is in La Grande.
Editor Martin Ferguson, of the Ad-
ans Advance, was in the city last night
to attend the Masonic meeting.
An o. r. & N. work train gang
came in from the east today and will
work In this vicinity for a few days.
G. w. Proebstel came down from
Weston last evening, and after being
here over night left on the o'clock
train.
G. W. Hunt, the well known Echo
land owner, came up from that place
this morning and returned on the 8
O'Clock train.
II. A. Richardson, manager of the
Adams Mercantile company, was in
the city last evening. returning to
Adams this morning.
A. C. Cessan of Colfax. left this
morning for that place after having
been here for several days on business
with A. C. Ruby & Co.
]. F. Mcknight. the Hermiston
merchant who has been in Pendleton
a few days, returned to Hermiston
this morning. He is very much in
| terested in the Umatilla irrigation
project, which will very materially af-
feet the town of Hermiston.
Miss Grace Kirkley of La Grande,
who has been visiting her brother E.
f. Kirkley In Walla Walla, for a few
| weeks. arrived here last evening and
will remain over in Pendleton to at
tend the Eastern Oregon Baptist rally
for which he has been chosen n dele
gate from La Grande.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
SCHOOL CLEARED $3.50.
Queen Esther" Entertainment Was q
Profitable Event for High School.

The queen Esther" entertainments
igven by the high school were highly
successful in every way and profitable
as well.
After paying all expenses Of the en-
tertalnments the school cleared $3.50
for its share of the profits. Professor
Robinson taking so per cent of the
proceeds as pay for his work in put
ting the opera on and for furnishing
the costumes used in the production.
The high school executive commit
tee will now settle up some old school
debts with its share of the proceeds.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
CITY BREVITIES
Carpets-Rader-Carpeta.

CArpets-Rader-Car
-Rader-Furniture
Chrlstmas sweets at The Delta.
A dandy trade we have had, thank
you. Hamley.
Get next to Hamley. he knows how
to treat you right
Now located In Pendleton at Bosto
B, store-shoe 'repai,cr.
Carload OF novelties for Christmas
at Graham q Hunters.
Price reductions. Incorporation sale
Boston store. best ever.
Pendleton Business College is in
dorsed by business men.
Lea.her's Transfer company day
. and night service. Phone main ELL,
John Gagens Family liquor store,
Court St., opposite Golden Rule hotel
Get your mistletoe for Christmas
decorations at Gray Bros Grocery &C
Headstrom & Greenawald. shoe
makers at Teutsch's Department store.
Anything you want in the way OF
artistic furniture at Graham & Hunt
er's.
For Rent-Store or office room in
brick building. Inquire at Hotel ST
George.
For Sale-Complete works Charles
Lowell and Bulwer Lytton. Inquire at
this office
For Rent-Newly furnished house
keeping rooms. Apply 301 South
Main street.
Buy a Pianola for your piano
Easy terms. Ellers Piano House, SlS
Main street.
For fine shoe repairing. see Green
awald & Headstrom at Tertsch's De
partment store.
Get your wife IA fine rocker FOL
Christmas. Beautiful assortment a
Graham & Hunters.
First-class licensed stationary engi
neer wishes position at once. En-
quire at this office.
b, Did you see the carload OF new
ss~as unloaded at Graham q Hunt
era 10, 'he Christmas trade.
Tho Incorporation sale OF the Bosto'
store Is bona fidc You will see tn
reductions In prices very plainly.
Group, Coughs, Colds. Whoopini
Cough, etc, have no terrors for child
rem or adults who evacuate the bowels
with Kennedys Laxative Honey anC
Tar. This remedy expels all cold from
the system and strengthens the throat
iungs and bronchial tubes. The Orig.
mai Laxative Cough Syrup and Liquid
Cold Cure. Sold by Tallman & Co.
hilers Piano House sold three pIa-
nos yesterday to the following Gus
toners; II. o. Worthington Of Athena,
VINO selected fine mahogany Clar-
endon; e. ]. Murphy selected a costly
Style M, Hobart M. Gable: also, J..
W. Horn was in and selected a fine
style Bailey. This is as It should be
as the prices and terms we are maxi
Ing are wonderful attraction.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
SIGNAL PRACTICE.
WIN BE Had Every Night by Football
Squad.

From now on until Christmas 1t is
the intention for the Commercial as
sociation football squad to have signal
practice in the Gym every evening.
This will be necessary in order to get
the team in shape for the game,
which 1t is to play with La Grande on
Christmas day. The game that day
will be played at La Grande. and on
New Years a return game will be
pulled off here.
While many of the high school
players will also be on the team
Christmas, 1t will not be the complete
school team that was sent to Athena.
1t is said that four or five clubmen
who are not students will also be in
the team. These men will be used
mainly to strengthen the line. Lytle
will play tackle in all probability
while Lang and Hoskins will be
guards. The regular high school back
field will be used; likewise the high
school ends. The team will be trained
by w. H. Lytle, while Tom Milarkey
will act as manager of the eleven
Sixteen men will be sent to La Grande
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
ODD FELLOWS ELECT.
Both Lodges and the Auxiliary Orders
as Well.

In both the Odd Fellow lodges OF
this city and the auxiliary orders Of
ficers for the coming term have re-
Gently been elected as follows:
Eureka No. S2-George C. Gray,
noble grand; A. b. Wisdom, vice
grand; John HALEY, jr,, secretary, P
Alexander, treasurer.
Integrity No. 92-N. B. Hale, noble
grand; q. 7. Ia Dow. vice grand; J. T.
Bcam, secretary; May Baer, treasurer
Encanmpment-B. E. Coon, II. Z.
s. A. iiewberry. C. p; w. II. Nc
Cormmach. S. W.; Cliff Rellinger.
W.. s. e. Beam, scribe. and Max Baei
treasurer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
CHANGE IN SCHEDULE.
VIII Substitute Intermediates fo
Senior Basket Ball.

This afternoon Physical Director
Wilson stated that owing to the late
closing of the stores this week 1t will
be impossible to have the scheduled
basket ball games tomorrow. but 1t is
probable games between the interme-
diate teams will be had instead. Many
of the senior players are employed in
the different retail business houses
and consequently they cannot take
part in any games until after the holi-
day rush is over. Several players are
suffering from injuries that would
prevent them from entering.
Should games be secured between
the intermediate classes the specta-
tors will be given chance to see
some high grade playing, anyway.
The four intermediate teams are the
Cannibals, Tigers. Dears and Lobsters
and they play good ball. The first
meet was held Saturday afternoon,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19

Our basket ball girls tell us that
their basket ball which has been lost
since the Pendleton game, at last has
come to light. They have heard from
what is purported to be an authentic
source Of information, that 1t was pur-
loined by the Pendleton team as a
souvenir, and now adorns the walls of
the Pendleton schools embellished
with the score of the game in which
IL was used.-La Grande Observer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
Methodist Fair Successful.

AN elaborate display of beautiful
and useful articles hase been made by
the women of the NJ, E, church who
are holding their fair at the Bowman
building today and tomorrow. The
booths are nicely decorated and are
all well filled with large variety of
goods. The fair has been well attended
tbI, afternoon and the women in
charge are well pleased with the pros
meets for a profitable event.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
u c RAIDER. Nuf SCI.
Rader-Carpets-Rader.

Christmas candies at The Delta.
We use the best California oak
leather at Hamley's.
Magnificent assortment OF bonbon
boxes at The Delta.
Pendleton Business college has ne
equal. Write for catalogue.
When in Portland stop at the Hotel
oregon. Rates 81 per day and up
ward. European plan. Free bus.
For Rent or For Sale-Five-acre
tract in race track addition to Pendle-
ton; plenty of water. timber, good
dwelling, chicken house, sheds and
other conveniences. Charles A. Hill
with Despair.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19

The georgia Harper Repertoire Co.
win come to the Frazer next Sunday
night Decen.' ber "a, for four nights
engagement. The company comes
weIl represented and will present some
late popular prodn cuohs'
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
FINE HORSE TO PRossER.

a. C. Ruby Sends Two-Ycar- Old Stall
lion TO Association in Franklin
County.
2-year-old Percheron stallion
1860 pounds. one of the last
weishhs rom France to this city.
Importation A. mt by A. C. Ruby to
mas Just been D. stockmen at Pros
an association Of =
ser, Wash. -, ora ,o,,
The horse waS d beauAs~ qrow 10
proportioned animal ana wiz
be 29OO or 1900 pound harse "neI' @
full grown. After the h6Mo 'ays WI, i,
Ruby expects to send OUT severn
other stations from this last sfrk 'ment
which is one of the besr evef Br> 'ugh'
to Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
cleaning O. r.. & N. Ice House.

A force of men has been employed
today in cleaning out the o. r. & NJ
tee house in preparation for the Ice
~op which will be harvested alons
line.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19

35 couples in this club, and the pros
poets for the success of the organiza-
ton are bright. other dancing parties
will be given at intervals during the
season
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19

At Binghampton. N. Y Grant Eby
of Buffalo, In match &, ''',e y, poo.
with w. II. Clearwater maj va I :.
believed to be the worlds re-. o,u io'
n run, making SO balls straigb.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-19
FIRST DANCE BY NEW CLUE.
Married Peoples Club VIII Meet IN
Eagles Hall.

Tomorrow evening the first datice
by the newly organized Married Peo.
pies club Will be given in the new
Eagles hall. There are so far about
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21

The members of the B. A. c. held Ia very interesting meeting Sunday
 to make final arrangements for their annual dance on Thanksgiving night
 at the Auditorium. They expect to make this the social event of the sea son. As their friends know them to be royal entertainers they intend to turn out in large force, Everybody is , assured a good time.
 "The Little Grey Lady" from the pen of Charming Pollock, and present. ed under the direction of Maurice Campbell, was enacted at Polls be- fore d very small and cold audience last evening. On the program it is stated that the play is without hero, and this may have been the reason the audience did not take kindly to it last night. Moreover, it was only the sec ond performance, the first being given at Hartford on Saturday, and it will need considerable knifng before it be- comes successful. The first act l dragged very slowly and the dialogue at times was of the sleep inviting kind The story deals with Anna Grey, pure hearted girl, in love with one Perry Carlyle. The latter is sew ing his wild oats and loses his former admiration for Miss Grey. He travels with one Ruth Jordan at a rapid pace and finally, while at work in the treas ury department, Nbecomes a, thief by making bills out of pieces which he tears off other greenbacks. Miss Grey, when Carlyle is about to be arrested, shields him and puts the detectives off the track. Carlyle repents. Miss Grey forgives and the play ends in the usual way. Julia Dean as Miss Grey, and Dorothy Donnelly as Ruth Jordan, filled their roles in a very creditable manner. Robert Ober as Richard Graham, and William Humphrles as Samuel Meade, were also good, while the rest of the company was not more than mediocre.
 I A dainty, fragrant toilet preparation, cleansing and healing for delicate skins, is Lakes home made cold cream. The jars at 25 cents are of good size one can afford to use it freely.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21
MEETINGS TO-NIGHT:

Anchor lodge, K. of P.
 Court Falcon, F. of A.
 Naomi chapter, o. E. s.
 St Jean Baptiste society.
 Comstock lodge, K. of F.
 Anchor lodge, N. E.sO. F.
 Kellogg lodge, F. and A. M.
 Fraternity lodge, I. O. c. T.
 Nosahogan lodge, I. o. o. F. Good Cheer council, o. c. +.
 Old Glory assembly, N. r. L. Carpenters and Joiners' union. Progressive council, 0. U. A. NJ. Bricklayers' and Masons' union. Sanctuary Onward, A. o. $. of A. Naturalist club.
 Drug Clerks union.
 E. r. Durand company, No il, U. D K. F.
 Jacques Cartier conclaye, No BIO, I o. H.
 Friendly league, physical training girls 4 p. m., boys , D. m, league 7:45 non-league S:45; school of housekeep ing, public school cookery, a. III. and p. m.; second course cookery, T:30; do nestle arts, fine sewing, 7:30; millin cry, 7:30: dressmaking, 7:30; commer cial course, 7:30.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21
HOME oFPURE DRUGS.

A cough is little thing when 1t be- gins. The longer it lasts, the more se- rious it becomes. Let it run on and there's no telling what the end will be The worst case of consumption was q little cold once. NUGENTS COM POUND COUGH SYRUP will stop any cough when it first begins. It ought to be right at your elbow all the time. NUGENT'S is the best rem edy for coughs. colds and all diseases of the throat and lungs. Don't buy any other kind.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21

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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21
TO TIE PUBLIC

we nave the best deal and biggest alIracuon in Washing Powder at pres sll that has ever been put before the pubic In Waterbury. A full weight, .ours t4) ID package that is equal to .he pest on the market. It sells for 15c per package, and with 24 packages you seI q handsome large doll already u,essed, something that is sure to pisase the children. Come and get a aul m for your little girl before they are q. gone. They will not last long.
 we also make a speciality of keeping lne a best Butter and Eggs, Tea and gofee in the city, Gall at 11S East Main street and be convinced.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21

Thanksgiving will soon be here and have You provided the festive board with sufficient table siIFers Special sale of one-half dozen Rogers knives, forks and spoons at g for the lot Fruit and salad bowls in the Istzt French gray finishes The Tpson lew elrF Co. sS Bank street
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21
SURPRISES.

Will they ever cease? At the an- nual inspection of the police and f1re departments held in this city Friday last some people were surprised Con- missioner Driggs did not appoint ex- Superintendent of Police Egan grand marshal in the parade. others were surprised that Commissioner Van Keuren did not appoint Miles McNiff temporary chief during the absence of the other officials, while others were surprised how fresh the patrol wagon looked considering the amount of business it has done; everybody was surprised to see Supernumerary Wharton IGrubb leading the parade as it passed through Exchange place. All Connecticut are surprised how can sell goods lower than any house in the state. Just few quotations:
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21
Black TaHefa SILKS.
 GUARANTEED.
Bargains in SIX
 PetfiCOatS.

At $4.9S, 100 Silk Petticoats in black and colored, made of good quality of taffeta silk, with all silk dust ruffie and accordion flounce, value $6.5O.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21
Isn't ]?

How trifiing some people think of tnelr health? They drink, drink and drink, and do not care or think for a moment what they are drinking. Some people will drink cup of tea or coffee Just because it was poured from q tea or coffee pot; they wouldn't know wheth- CT it was the first or second drawing
 or some that one of their neighbors sent in because they were afraid to drink it themselves. Of course there are q large number of people who know what nice, good fiayore9 tea or coffee is, particularly the people who drink the kind we sell. II they are buying at our store any length or time you cant fool them because their taste will be educated properly. Say. we were dumbfounded to read Ill New York paper the other day where the American and British "Jackies" were to be entertained at Coney Island, and on the bill of fare not one cup of tea was to be had, yet there was twenty six thousand bottles of beer and only 25 pounds of cake and 100 gallons of coffee Of course there was lots Of meats, fish. etc. but just see what they had to drink How can they be good citizens or brave soldiers and be able to punish 26.000 bottles of beer in Ii couple of hours. No. sirTee. if you want to be brave soldier, good citi- zen and enjoy first-rate health, drink nothing stronger than goo1 tea and coffee, the kind we sell will fill the bill. This week we give 14-qt bread raiser with a pound of our warranted good Baking Powder. 45c per pound, at
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-21
Perm. Mdse. Co.
 ifs EAST MAIN ST.
GAS HEATERSo OIL

High hcokers and good lockers. Gas and Drop Lamp, Block and Linsey Lights. No better on earth Don't listen to the man who says his is just as good: that don't go. Linsey Lights complete 45c. Call on Magner and you can't go wrong Zinc for stoves, fire clay. coal hods, stove lining, hard ware, wooden, galvanized and agate ware. Gas heaters. 24-inch high 9Sc; 4-pipe Vulcan, $1.49 no better made. We have a gas heater for BOG. You can't bent us, that's all. Banner Oil Heater. So49