The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-22

With the Long Bolu
-'.zye NATURES walks. shoot folly 1t
The English Japanese Peril Which We Here Pull the Mon
Doctrine for ALI It Is Worth-In Cases of War We
Propose to Seize About Everything in creaton-We
Sweep Over Mexico and Gather the of the Con-
tnent on the Side. ,@ 4 i
THE ror that England and Japan had talked of build
ing Nicaraguan canal has naturally stirred indigna
Eon in official circles in Washington. .z.....s=..ss
You may remember that announced thes Monroe doc
trine in 1928 near This doctrine worded by Mr.
Monroe ran thus: -, z. .>..:... -: <
A the pickings this continent belongs to us Hands
off, ...,. -. ~-.:
For England and Japan to attempt to build this canal
would of course be violation Of this doctrine and Incl
aentally it would be ''madness''-for them w..
We should be forced to seize Mexico and dash
down the isthmus of Tehuantepec IN reslsess flood,
sweeping the English and Japanese forces into the
Incidentally should be obliged to seize Canada
Of protection while the Aaskans might be trusted to
seize the Arctic circle and hold against all
The state militia of Maine would then seize Newfound
and and Mount Desert and there anything else that
needed sezng, would at seize it.
Cuba, of course would fall into hands base Of
supplies
On the whole we think Japan and England will not build
. rival canal
The sky line in Nebraska very monotonous. So is the
sush line
The Poughkeepsie branch of Amours packnghouse has
pet lamb that have Marys historic animal reduced
TO chops This modern lamb will waltz whistled air and
WILL if provided with that luxury, chew tobacco tho
happy that does spit The lamb likes cats and
dogsall but ca known Icehouse Jimmie, named
because it lives in the refrigerator where the cold meat is
Nhe lamb Icehouse Jimmie throwing fit day and
with know learO his has
avoided the neghborhood Of the ca evidently suspecng
fntoxicaon.
The stories told by the employees Of the branch regarding
Che lambs sagacy would stagger board of tax review.
But you would be surprised find how much any animal
knows if you get its confidence
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The Miller Sun tells of remarkable recovery part
Df A. w. MO1ehead who 73 old last month"; and
who has amost recovered from nearly total blindness and
general breakdown in health in which condition he
Hour He good for another twenty-five
years of activity. Morehead went Miller Woonsocket
three months He that his health began to i'm
prove three ago. At that time he taking much
s'dope'' for everything that could uncomfortably
have and with returns healt that day he got
mad, threw away all medicines and has touched med-
cine since He is about ready to throw away his
and spectaces That he keen Of mind is evidenced
fact that he has bought quarter of land and has been
offered 1920 for his bargain He expects improve the land
and make a home on it in few years.
All MI. Morehead needs is sprou new set of
teeth and start all fresh. Why not7 He seems to
nave the hang Of it.
Same old winer The coal bin shows signs of wear and
tear far too soon And where's that kindng you
laid in in September? The cold is beginning to creep in
around the storm SASH The ash pile has gracefully
perched its decvity There's dog smelling Of
it. Same old winter!
The most remarkable Of mistaken identity ever
known has just occurred at Waterbury, Conn., After Thomas
and Michael Mcdonald had wp the supposed corpse
tbo.1 fbo oF 4laH.,
made the preliminary arrangements and teephoned death
notices to the newspapers, they went home their
mother sitting at the window Thomas fanted Michael
thought it ghost and he completely unnerved
The woman who died Mrs. Catherine Sckles vet
the clerks IN the market thought she Mrs. Mcdonald
SO did the policeman the beat Neghbos made the iden
tfcation apparently positive. Then Thomas and Michael
came hurying from their work at foundry wept pteousy
the body kissed the dead face an undertaken bore
away the body
The Mcdonald home is the happiest home in all Water
bury Those who have lost mother understand how
would be if they could walk home more and see the
dear face at the window heaven going to he