The Dolores star., 1905-01-20

A@8s VOW S~8ss
A wealthy Arkansan has actually
been discovered. but he was found
lead.
An expert says Noah was q million
aire Yes. we also know that he car
sied lot of wstered stock.
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Up in Connecticut they are making
butter from the juice of the mix
Weeds This beats nutmegs from
wood.
4 Massachusetts preacher has gone
on the stage, and the "drommer" may
now consider itself elevated sure
enough. H tffs l.j!s II
Concerning the secret Of old age"
1t isn't secret any longer. The peo-
pie have been told '.How to Live
Hundred Years"
Those three Russian generals who
were wiped out by single stroke of
Tokyo omciArs lead pencil have
come to life again. tsf4 t,f
The editors and proof readers de-
voutly hope that the diplomats are
right in their belief that there will be
no Turko Bulgarian war.
Threats are being made that partic-
ipants in future French duels will be
punished. Why should there be any
objection to innocent sport?
The Mikado promoted q Japanese
naval ofdcer after he was killed AS
a post-mortem decorator the Mikado
beats fashionable undertaken.
After q long and unaccountable de-
lay the man who licked Theodore
Roosevelt when boy at last has
made his appearance on the scene.
There is a woman in Germany who
has become the mother OF triplets
twice this year. The present where
ebouts of her husband are unknown.
Closely following Chicago's un-
kissed professor comes Chicago's un-
smiling school principal for q brief
run through the newspapers Of the
country.
Here is chance to say a fair word
for Mrs. Chadwick. She has refused
an offer Of 5000 week to go on the
vaudeville stage. Cassie. too. has her
good points.
Tho Birmingham Age-Herald says
that 'the country is infested with the
a&rical advance agents." Well, isn't
tie walking good In Alabama this
time Of yearf
It 10 reported from the East that
somebody has invented an automobile
sleigh. Some people are never eatis-
ned unless they are adding to the
worlds troubles.
A Cleveland dispatch asks where
did Mrs. Chadwick's money GOT" which
should be framed and hung alongside
the poetical query. Where are the
flowers Of long ago?"
There is . good deal of mistletoe
that might as well not have been hung.
Girls who don't know enough to hang
their mistletoe behind the doors can
blame only themselves.
In this country there are. according
10 the census, hfty-one girls to every
forty-nine boys. Yet in spite of the
census almost any boy will tell you
that there is only one girl.
Are the American people growing
shorter?" asks the Medical Record.
Those who have had dealings with
Cassie Chadwick will probably Join
in the opinion that they are.
Richard Parker. aged IA, and Grace
Norris. 13 years of age, were married
the other day in Stewart county, Ten
nessee. Think of what's coming to
them, before they reach middle age.
Father Angelo Of Pennsylvania says
lovers should not sit ON the same
sofa. As they have experience in
such matters and he has not, his pro-
test lacks power.-Grand Rapids Her
aid.
A lock of Thackeray's hair was
sold at auction for $3.50 the other
day. II some barber had saved the
tonsorial clippings Of the novelist. he
would have left rich heritage to his
children.
The Pasteur Institute has at last
succeeded in Transforming radish in
ntot oh