The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-29
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HE people Of city have act The CRATER is not going
to retire of his accord any than violent
coored man is going to carry safety razor.
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Chicago magazine advertises what it calls the sNew
Thought Corset corset that breathes We trust that
this corset will breathe after eating the succunt
Bermuda vegetable.
Professor Barker Of New York has out booklet on
elbow to Improve Your Face He also tells how to
strengthen the muscles of the Jaw and Sdeveop the neck
your face troubles you, is the time to have it i'm
proved before it gets set.
hypnotic magazine states that man, if he wishes to
live good old age should flood himself the neck with
distilled water The best time drink it is before break
fast Possibly hypnosm might constitu
ton from rustng out under much moisture.
After reading Miss Tarbels cold analysis Of his char
acter Mr. Rockefeller likely to gratefully
blessed life and writings Of Jane Ann Stamper
The Eldorado (Kan.) Republican dsapproves of the
United States senate Thomas Benton Murdoch the editor
refers to the members Of that august body whisky
drinking poker-paying political old reprobates' also
cropped and branded old barnacles furthermore "bald
headed gravyeyed old guzzlers; and again, 'hat mani
mate aggregation of old dodgers who
blink their eyes in pbece stupidity" senate made up
of Kansas editors would slap the oil trust the wrist and
have vested interests doing ghost dance in the lobbies
before the second week Of the session. Z
Unless Ida Tarbe is mistaken, and Ida is particular
about facts, young Mr. Rockefeller ought get his
grandpa to go into his Sunday school class.
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vesuvius has back arched and is throwing sparks
Nobody but Americans want to climb the volcano today
and they like drunken to be provdentialy cared
for. go.
Mr. Edison says that it is not working many hours a
day that kills you provided your is enjoyable
play is the kicking yourself thru hurried day of
Objectionable work that makes you and restless
"Aho work good many hours day, Mr.. Edison
"my life is very quiet and restful do not worry
I of fun, like good feovs-'' 1t is clear
that Mr.. Edison while he is working is having fun.
The pioneer l6inch breach loading coast defense gun
which cost 100000 lying in ditch at Sandy Hook, and
may not be used again The weight Of the great
as make it almost impossible for it's builders to construct
carriage strong enough. Another objection that too
many required to handle it. More than half ton
of POWDER costing $685. is needed to fire the guns proec
te which costs $500 and is about tall ordinary
In of foreign war; it is likely that the gun
would be raised from the ditch and attempt made
the pebble it throws would thru warshp
like hungry tramp thru cherry pie.
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Mr. Durr of New Rochelle, N lis carpenter He is
day he inserted the following advertisement in New York
paper: =-.. s .~
agree sell two hearts, the buyer being entitled to
same after my DEATH (Signed) "A. DUR.
Care of the Central Hotel, New Rochelle, N. Y. ~
Up to few years ago Durr did not know that he pos
sessed two hearts, This discovered when he called
physician treat him for slight attack Of Sickness Since
then he has submitted to examinations by many of the most
celebrated heart specialists in the country.
Recently prominent specialist but heartess one
tualy offered Durr $4,000 if he would allow him to per-
carpenter declined to do he feared he might die and
be able to enjoy the money IF DUR succeeds in getting
his price for his body the money will have to be paid
Immediately, and he will give the purchaser Decd good
after DEATH It would that with hearts, if
he could lay off for rest and pump blood with the
other might be able to live long time that he would
the waiting heart specialists all out.
Durrs relations with the other SEX too likely be
complicated by misunderstanding He might sing to one
girl the old song: - e+...
Thou hast. this heart of mine
So firmly bound to thine
None other can love
3 Save thee alone.
And while"he speaking the exact truth regarding
perhaps his principal working heart yet he would have
other aoral organ pumping away that might pick out
authenticated girl to become attached to- Then where would
Durr be? There disadvantages in having bunch
hearts working for you. "A. j. R.
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