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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15
LOCALS

The first 'Fair Special" from Mount
Pleasant went over to Columbia Tues
day night, carrying a very large crowd
of people from this place to the Horse
Show. A still larger crowd will go out
tonight, and the Mt. Pleasant "Fair
Special is proving very popular. The
regular trains are going in crowded, and
Mt Pleasant is certainly d Ding it's share
in helping to swell the fair attendance.
Work on the new pavement down CO.
lumbar avenue and also on Hay Long
avenue is progressing nicely, and they
will soon be in good shape for pedes-
TRANS.
There was little doing around the city
headquarters Tuesday, as Recorder
Ricketts, was with the crowd at the
FAIR.
Irvine Hackney was fine goat rider
in the second rank at the Knights of
Pythias meeting Tuesday night.
All who have attended the fair from
this section speak of it in the highest
praise, and the attendance will continue
to increase each day.
A car load or so of empty dry goods
boxes in vacant lot on North Main
Street is an eye sore to the average pass
er-by, but it is suggestive Of great prep
arations being made by our merchants
to meet the requirements in every line,
of every citizen, who may come here to
make purchases.
There was time when good people of
our vicinity would ride through town
and proceed to other markets to do their
shopping, or would board the train for
Nashville, or enclose an order by mail
to some mail order house of some de.
scription, for goods they desired.
without consulting their home concerns
for their wants. Not so now. The mer.
chants have learned that the demand
for strictly up-to-date goods, IN every
line, in this section, is above par, and
accordingly have supplied themselves
with the best and latest of everything
that a home could find use for. Now
patronage is attracted from every direc
ton, and large trade is enjoyed by all
our merchants.
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SOCIAL

On account of the Fair this week anC
the interest taken therein by Mt Pleas
ant people, the Whist Club, which was
to have met with Mrs. Chae. Jackson
has, at her request, been postponed til
next Thursday evening, Sept. 81.
The home of Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Jones
was the birthplace of another series oil
social gatherings last Monday evening
when Chatting Dish Club, which is tc
meet every other Monday evening, was
organized Mss Media Jones was hos
tess, and was assisted by her sister, Mrs
| Henry Bivins, who saw to it that the
chatting dish was wei laden with the
most delicious of good things to eat.
The games played were Whist, Hearts
and Old Maid. Miss Mona Hill very
highly entertained the club at this, it's
/ initial meeting, with some of her solos,
which have on many occasions called
/ forth prolonged applause Those pres
ent were: Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. S. Frierson,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Ruhm, Miss Mary
Dale Craig and Mr.. W. b. Ravenel, Miss
Bessie Craige and Mr.. Frank Long, Miss
Mona Hill and Mr.. Arch Craig, Miss
Eleanor Gregory and Mr.. VIM Cooper,
Miss Media Jones aud Mr.. T. R Fetter.
The Club will meet next with Miss Ell
eanor Gregory, Monday evening, Sep
TENDER 25th.
Coming events cast their shadows
before At least, Madame Rumor is
respor sible for the statement that at
least two of Mt. Peasants most charm
ing and popular young ladies are to give
their hearts and hands to the men of
their choice, ere the leaves and flowers
begin to bud again.
Social interest is now centering in the
coming wedding of Miss Gertrude Craik
and Rev. Irvine Goddard, at the Episco
pal Church, this city. These young peo-
Pile are very popular in Mt Pleasant,
and their happy union is the source of
great pleasure to many friends here and
elsewhere.
Miss Florence Beckum and Mr. Mint
Hardy we're quietly married Wednesday
afternoon at 4 O'Clock at the residence
of Rev. Albert Holt, who performed the
ceremony in the presence OF few near
relatives and friends. The couple will
make their home CD the place where
Mr.. Hardy has for some time been max
ing his home.
The invitations are now out for the
Goddard Craik wedding, which takes
place at the Church Of the Holy Cross
on Wednesday, Sept. 27.
News of social character is expected
to be scarce till afLer the Fair, as most
of our ladies are attending the horse
show at Columbia.
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IN THE BOXES

Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Anderson haG
as their guests Mrs. VIM. Moses, Mrs
Hampton Tompkins, Mr.. John III. Car
penter and Mr.. r. P. Dodson.
Mr.. and ldrs. w. P. Woodbridge Is
guests were: Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Long
Mrs. w. p. Morgan, Mr.. 4nu Mrs. Frank
Wheel.r, Rev W. b. Capers
In the box wl'h Mr.. and Mrs. W. M
Chaffin, and Mrs. Oven Brashear were,
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. F. Fterson, DR. and
Mrs. A. S. Page, Miss SUSIE Mitchell.
Miss Mary Frierson
Guests Of Mr.. John Trotwood Moore
we're: Mr.. and Mrs. II. o. Fulton, Mr..
and Mrs. f f. Swaziland. of Nashville,
Mrs. Shannon, of Nashville, Major N !.
F. Chesrs, Miss Emma Claire Moore.
Mr.. w. B. Turner's guests we're: Mr.
and Mrs. Joe Love, Miss Virginia Fits,
Miss Ha -riet Rogers. Miss Lutte Nose
ley. DIR. Ray Hardison, Mr. j. s. Robin
son.
In the Rains box we're: Mr.. and Mrs.
A, b. Rains, Miss Mary Rains, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. l.. Hutton, Mrs. E. A. Cox, of
Lewiston, Idaho. Mrs. Charlotte Hughes,
Mr.. Martin, of Nashville, Mr.. Knight
of Philadelphia, Mr.. James. Of Chicago.
DR.. Wallace Wilkes and Miss Annie
Bell. OF Selma, Ala, we're guests OF Mr..
and Mrs. J. NJ. Dedman.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. N. Jones extended
the Inequalities OF their box to Mr.F. M.
Eu ing, Of Nashville, Mr.. and Mrs. New
ton White, Of Pulaski, Mr.. and Mrs. T.
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LOVETTSVILLE

Lovettsville Sept. 12.-Quite anum-
her fro N this place, ale attending the
far this week.
Mr. L. 7. Wright has returned home
after a few days STAY in Bedford.
Miss Cora Pinkston and little cousin,
Mary Benton, have returned to Nash
Vile, after several weeks visit at the
home of Nh. and Mrs. j. j. Pinkston.
Master Charlie McAtee scent SatuI
day and Sunday with Master Ander-
son Harrison.
Mr.. Awhile Pinkston spent few
days this week with old frienos at
Bryant Station and attended the pro-
tracted meeting at Smyrna.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Ring are i'll at
this whiting and their little son, Fred,
Is not expected to live.
Miss Vesta Richardson, of the
Leftwich neig hborhood, spent last week
with heI brother, Mr.. Ross Richard-
son.
Mrs. Ross Richardson Is on the sick
list. OREsTRA.
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b. Wade, Jr., OF Pulaski. and Mrs. E.
w. Carmack and Mr.. Mccall Lsnham,
OF New York; the Misses McGavock, of
Franklin, Mrs. Morgan, of Nashville,
and Miss Campbell, Of Nashville.
The Howard box was occupied by Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. Howard, Mrs. Norman
Kirkman, of Nashville, DR.. and Mrs. J.
ii Wilkes, Mrs. Moak, OF New York,
and Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Mckinney.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Parker had as their
guests Miss Sallie Magruder, Mrs. S NJ.
Ilobbins, Chas. Parker, Jr., Miss Ele-
nora Jones, and Lawrence and Martin
Parker.
Messrs. R. E. Haynes, Jr., and t. N.
Figuers, Jr , had as their guests Miss
Martha White, of Pulaski, Miss Emma
Wooten, Messrs. r |, Moore and Cheairs
Mayes.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. F. Brownlow $ guests
Were Mr. and Mrs Frank Everett,
and Mr.. Appleton, of Lewisburg.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Titcomb had as
their guests Misses Sarah and Hattie
McGavock and Mr.. II. F. Alexander,
Mrs. Sue Gray Huntington and guest,
Miss Horner, of Arkansas.
Clark Jones and Miss Daniel, Clarks-
vile, Will Dale and Miss Martha Wynn
of Greenvile, Miss, Will Major and
Miss Nellie Williamson formed congo
NAL party in one box.
w, j. Howard's guests we're: Miss
Henderson, of Franklin, Miss McGav-
ock, of Franklin, Mis- Mary Barrow,
Miss Annie Williamson, Prof J. E. Ed.
gerton, Crockett Owen and S. G. ,Har-
an.
In Mr.. and Mrs. w. T. Chaffin's box
we're: Miss Lillian McGavock, of Frank
lin, and Mr.. Will Atkinson, of LOUIS
vile, Miss Nell Chaffin and George
Hughes, Jr, Miss Willie Chaffin and
DR.. McGsvock, Mrs. W. T. Chaffin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. 7. Wooten' guests
were: Mrs. Robert Pillow, Mr.. Err
nest McLemore and Miss McLemore,
of Spring Hill Mr.. and Mrs. G. T,
Hughes and G., T. Hughes, Jr.
Messrs. e G. and Fred Latta's box
was occupied by Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Lat
to, Mr.. and Mrs. f. G. Latta, Mr.. and
Mrs. Sims Latta. Mrs. j. H. Lstta, OF
St, louis, Miss Bessie and Padgett,
Miss Dosia Collier
Mr.. and Mrs. John Ruhm's guests
were: Mr.. and Mrs. John Frierson, Miss
Eleanor Gregory, Mr.. w, B. Ravenell,
and Messrs Len K. Hart and Charles
Martin, of Nashville.
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FAIR AND HORSE SHOW
DRAW BIG CROWD.
Continued From Page 2.)

Glass . for Giles county horses
either under saddle OF in harness, haC
thirteen entries and Was one of TIT
most merltOrlous rings or the evening.
The entries were so good that eact
received gold medal, while the blu'
ribbon went to Major I. J. Vaughan.
In the third event for the best com
bIned pony stallion, mare or gelding
any age. under II hands high, to bt
shown under saddle and to harness
the first prize was awarded to Johnny
l.. Goodall, of Nashville, who showed
His Majesty. spotted stallion from
| the Hermitage Stud.
Glass 4. best boy or girl rider, under
fifteen years, brought out the follow
ing entries:
Ernest McLemoTe, Robert McAdams,
of Columb ia; Johnny Goodall, K M,
Williams, Jr., of Nashville, and Leon
Douglas, of Giles county.
Leon Douglas won the blue ribbon
and K. NJ. Williams, Jr., the red.
In the fifth event for the best family
gelding or mare to two seated vehicle,
the entries were: Miss Louise Brown
with Miss Charlotte Smiser, Miss Julia
Blddle with Miss Myers, A, b, Rains
with Mrs. A Rains Miss Mary Rains
with Mrs. Newt White, John G. Sowell
with Miss Jennie Yeatman, Dr.. and
Mrs. LucIus Burch and child, NJ. s. King
with Miss Margaret FIiel, Miss Pearl
King with Miss Jackson, r. M. Williams
with Miss Rebecca Carpenter. Mi IS
Campbell, Miss Theresa McGavock. Slr.
Sowell driving Ewell Farm beautiful
Sadie n tho hlnn rihhnn
and Mr.. r. NJ Williams the red.
Glass 6, the best saddle horse, mare
OF gelding, 20 show five distinct gaits,
had the following entries:
John g. Sowell, j. l.. VOORHEES, Jake
Harlan. 7. A. Hayes, M P. Wood, r.
M. Williams, j. d Mckenzie, T. K.
Douglass, K. W. White, John Black
bum. E. p Carter, I. ]. Vaughan.
The first prize was awarded to R.. NJ.
Williams who rode Gen. Lee, of the
Hermitage Stud second to 7. A. Hayes.
THE FLORAL HALL.
The displays in this department are
not numerous, but are of exceptional
merit, especially as regards the poultry
display and the merchants booths.
l. n. Figuers H. H. Harris q Bro,
Harlan & Evans, Cal FIelden. Nc
McKennon, Anderson q Foster and
the Britain Tobacco Works have well
arranged booths in charge of compe
tent hands. The Columbia Canning
Co. has a fine display of canned fruits
and vegetables. James Andrews, Jr.,
has nice display of farm seeds and
products, while the display of fruits
and vegetables shown by MI. Horace
Ralney is a worthy one.
The interest in fine poultry in this
county Is proven by the display in this
inc. There are fine exhibits of all
the breeds
The young ladies of Winnie Davis
Chapter, Daughters of the ConfedeIacy,
nave a booth in the Floral Hall and
ne serving good lunch coffee,
.ream, etc. Their friends will he glad
o know they are enjoying large pa
.onage There is no better place on
he grounds for a first class. lunch.
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PERSONALS

Mr. Chas Craig, OF the L. & N. Rail.
way, will leave in few days for pleas
ure trip to Buffalo, Niagara and New
York.
Mr.. S. A. Wilson, of lakewood, Mont
gomery county, is the guest of his daugh-
ter, Mrs. j. S. Hill, in Park Place.
Mrs. William Ramsey, of Pulaski, is
the guest of Mrs. d. W. Shofner.
MIR. and Mrs. John Ruhm, Jr., Mr..
and Mrs. Jno. Frierson, Mr.. and Mrs. +.
s Wheeler, Mr.. and Mrs. G. S. Jack.
sor, and Miss Eleanor Gregory are
among those from Mt. Pleasant who
are taking in the Fair and Horse Show.
Mr.. Ernest Harlan will leave Monday
for Nashville to enter Vanderbilt Uni
versity.
Mrs. L. f. Donaldson is visiting rela-
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DEATHS

News has been received here of the
death of Mr.. Stephen Smith at his
home at GAINESVILLE, Lawrence,county
aged So years. Hs is survived by wife
two daughters, and one son. Mr.. Smith
was man very highly respected, and
left host of friends who deeply sym
pathize with the near rel Itives in the il
loss. The remains were brought to Sum
mertown, and inferred in the Summer
town cemetery Monday afternoon.
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TO OUR ADVERTISERS.

You remember the story Of the "Tor-
toise and the Hare" and how the tor
toise won the race because the hare tar
ried by the wsyside, thinking that he
had already distanced his competitor
You remember how the tortoise kept
steadily on and won the race. 1t is the
same with the advertiser. The one that
stops because he has 80 much business
or is so we'll known, or thinks success
already won, loses as the hare did, while
the one who keeps steadily at it wins in
the end. Which will you be, the hare
or tortoisel
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tives in Nashville this week.

Mesdames j. j. Lockhart and j. T
Seaton are visiting relatives at Santa
Fe this week.
Miss Alice Bond is at Primm Springs
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Jones are spend.
ing several days at Primms.
Mrs. Harvey Wilson was at Summer
town to attend the funeral and burial
of her uncle, Mr.. Stephen Smith, who
was buried there Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dick Bount attended
the burial of the latter's grand father,
Mr.. Stephen Smith, at Summertown,
Monday.
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HOWARD INSTITUTE.

The management of Howard Insti-
tute are taking steps to get caps, in uni
form, for the boys of the Institute. The
Institute will give holiday Friday, for
the pupils to attend the Fair at Column
bis. IL is expected that majority Of
them will attend
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HAY LONG NOTES.

Miss Evalyn Watkins, of Ashwood, is
assisting at Hay Long College az teach
or in the primary department.
Hay Long College will give Friday as
holiday for ali the pupils to attend the
Fair.
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DR.. L. G. Burgard, Dentist, at Free
man Hotel, Mt Pleasant, Tuesdays and
Fridays. tt
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11
Russta's Lack of Statesmen.

AS a matter of fact, there has not
been statesman of the first class in
Russia since Peter the Great, and none
Of the second class unless Nesselrode
and the first Emperor Nicholas are to
be excepted. To consider Prince Gort-
chakof a great chancellor on account
of his elaborate dispatches is absurd
To call him great statesman, in the
time Of Cavour, Bismarck, Lincoln and
Seward, is preposterous. Whatever
growth Russia has made IN the last
forty years has been mainly in spite
Of the men who have posed before the
world as her statesmen: the atmos-
phere of Russian autocracy is fatal to
greatness in her public men.--Century.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11
She Let Him Or.

Wife-My dear, need little more OF
this stuff, and some trimming to match
l wish you would drop into Bigg, Sale &
Co.'s and get it.
Husband ia smart fellow)-Let me see
Oh, l know. That's the store where
they have so many pretty girls, isn't it
Eyes,"
eyes, l remember. That blond CIR
at the trimming counter knows your
tastes and will doubtless select just the
sort of trimming you want-I mean the
girl with the golden hair, alabastar skin
blue eyes and sweet little"
There are a number of things I want
downtown. Never mind, dear. I'll &C
and get them myself"
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Correct any tendency to constipa-
ton with small doses OF Ayers Pills.
Both Laughed,


How railway porter gave a Roland
for passengers Oliver is related in
the following tale:
"a few weeks ago." he says, "a gen.
tleman came up to me on the arrival of
an express, and said he had changed
at such-and-such a junction, and he
could not find his luggage in the van.
That's all right, sir,' I said; 1.-THE
train divides into two halves at the
junction. You've come on by the first
half; your luggage will come on by
the second. I've known many a case"
You're wrong, porter" said the
traveller; ut was not a case, 1t was a
portmanteau."
And" added the porter, "he went
away with grin which made me fair
ly mad. In quarter of an hour or SO,
though" lie continued, 1.-THE gentleman
came back, and said to- me:
PORTER, how long will that second
train Of yours be?" = ...
"Twelve coaches and an engine I
replied. -,
1--WE both laughed that time"
Everyday Swindlers.<
There it goes again." said the troll
ley conductor as he rang the bell to
let OF a passenger who had only rid
den for square.
You'd be astonished,' continued
the knight Of the bell strap, "to know
how many people try to beat the troll
ley for q free ride when they want to
make a call square or two away
from home. .,.-
"They hop on the car, wait till it
has started and then want to know if
the car doesn't go to some place which
they know 1t doesn't come within a
mile of. In this way they get their
ride for nothing and go ON their way
in the belief that they have fooled the
conductor. "-Philadelphia Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11
Natural Prefaranna.

Miss Violet had made a rapid tour
Of the European continent and found
little to impress her, either favorably
or otherwise.
You say you saw all you wanted to
Of Italy," said a friend, on Miss Vio-
let's return to her native heath in Kan
sas. what did you think of the laz-
zaroni?"
Don't talk to me about it." said
Miss Violet, briskly. 'I'd rather have
a good dish of plain American maca-
roni baked with cheese any timer
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11
Nellle Teils How Baby Came.

Nellie Tells Haw Baby Came.
There's no use Of your talking, for
mamma told me So,
And II there's any one that does, mr.
mamma ought to know;
For she has been to Europe, and seen
the Pope of Rome,
Though she says that was before came
to live with her at home.
You see, we had no baby, unless you
call me ono,
And have grown SO big you know,
'twould have to be in fun.
When l went to see grandma, about
two weeks ago,
And now we've one. little one, that
squirms and wriggles 30.
And mamma says an angel came down
from heaven above,
And brought this baby to her, for she
and me to love;
And its got the cunningest of feet, an
little as can be,
And smiling eyes, and curly hair, and
hands you scarce can see.
And then it never cries bit, like some
bad babies do;
And papa says it looks like mel don't
think so, do you? s -.
For I'm a girl, and it's a boy, and boys
can't endure, -
Unless they're babies like our own,
they'll plague and tease you sure.
But you say the angel didn't come, now
you just tell me why; @-. n
The Bible says there's angels in heaven,
and that's the sky;
And Christ loves little babies, and God
makes everything,
And If the angel didn't who did our
baby bring? .... .s
You can't tell; no / guess you can't, but
mamma ought to know,
For it's her baby, hers and ours, and
mamma told me SO;
Aud they don't make any cunning things
like him on earth, you see;
For no wax doll, with real hair, 10 half
so nice as he.
I know an angel brought him, and I
think one brought me, too.
Though l don't just now remember, and
so can't tell, can you?
But mamma knows, and this know, the
baby wasn't home
When l went away, and now he Is; IL
you want to see him, come.
For mamma says if I am good can
kiss him every day,
And Wen kiss him now, and then &C
out and have a nice long play:
And If anybody asks you how babies
come and go,
Why, tell them it's the angels, for
mamma told me so.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11

In ten years Maryland has jumped
from fifth to third place in the willow
ware industry of the United States,
ranking now next to New York and
Pennsylvania. Baltimore is one of the
three willow-ware centers which only
have shown any actual growth in the
business. In Maryland the center of
the willow district lies in Howard
County. In the neighborhood of Elk.
ridge alone the output of willow ex-
ceeds $4,000 per annum, while Anne
Arundel County contributes $4,000.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11

Is q strong point, with
Hoods Sarsaparilld. A
bottle lasts longer and does
more good than any other.
1t is the only medicine Of
which cam truly be said
looDoSES ONE DOLLAR
Bad Memories.

Many people complain Of having q
bad memory, as If 1t were something
they could not help, like headache,
or some similar ailment; yet even that
can be helped nowadays by the appli-
cation Of a little common sense. After
all, there Is no reason why anybody
should have bad memory. 1t is mere
ly q matter Of training and is, more
over, a matter in which it is never toe
late to attend to its training. For
grown-ups many methods are advo-
Gated, all of them, no doubt, based on
the principle of mental concentration.
In a young child the faculty can be
cultivated by making the child de-
scribe everything it has seen in its
morning walk, taking care that no fact
is exaggerated, but that strict atten.
ton is paid to truth in every detail.
In the matter of memorizing 1t is an
excellent plan to let the child learn
one line Of poetry a day, which 1t
should repeat the following morning,
and at the end Of O week it will be
able to say the seven lines. The young
brain should not be overloaded with
knowledge, but allowed to assimilate
a fragment each day.
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Sign OF tho rhren RaIIn.I

The three balls used by pawnbrokers
are the symbol of st. Nicholas. There is
a legend to the effect that the saint once
offered three purses of gold to three
women to enable them to marry. The
purses Of those days were small bags,
which when tied at the top to keep in the
coins somewhat resembled balls.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11

II was at the husking bee one day.
Great fun"
Find a red carr"
Eyes"
kiss the prettiest girl?"
"Nope. Didn't dare. All the pref
ty girls were engaged to husky farm
ers."
What did you do?"
kissed the homeliest girl"
did that give satisfaction"
mot bit of it, Each Of the husky
farmers felt that had personally
snubbed his best girl."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11
Theater.GoinR under Dinloultiea.

Patron-I see you have a notice out
side, saying that tickets bought of spec.
ulators on the street will be refused al
the door.
Theater Ticket Seller-Yes, sir; that is
our rule.
"Well, I'll take a ticket for tonight,
parquette--"
Very sorry, sir, but all the tickets
have been bought up by speculators"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11
Tho Water Clock,

About 100 B. G. there was q water
clock In use in Italy, Greece and Egypt
The water escaped from q jar and fell
into q receptacle beneath, in which Aoat-
ed a small oar, which, by its rising on
the water, pointed out the hours.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-11
Perfectly Satisfied.

Crack Boat Builder-Ah! How de do,
Mr.. Richman? How did that rowboat
l made you last summer suit2
Mr.. Richman-Perfectly!
"Ah! I'm glad to hear it. / always
like to give satisfaction. Suited perfect
ly, chi"
eyes. 1 left it in front of my boat
house all summer, and every scalawag
who tried to steal it got upset or drown
ed"