davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Absolutely Truthful

Bacon-He says he doesn't owe for
thing he wears between the crown OF his
head and the soles Of his two feet
Egbert-Why. he owes for the wig he
wears. and also for the shoes,
'Wel. those things are outside of
the territory covered by his statement
-Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Norfolk and Western r. r.
LEAVE RICHMOND CDAILD, BYRD
STREET STLTTnN ~


w A: m. NORFOLK LIMITED Arrive. .,
Morfoik II ID A. NJ. Stops only nj Paersbrrr
Waverly and Suffolk H.
WY A m. CHICAGO EMPRESS BIZ Par,o,
S StT, Fetersourg to Lynchtprg erd Rosrsks
SiLia1nSh e"Ter Roanoke 80 Cclu nlbus and
guh tM :; Chlttlnat- also Roaoke 10
Memphis. ANo
E'9 %. m Roanoke Express for Psrmxina
Lynchburg and RoanoNs
NV IN. Ocean Shor-s lifted Arrives Nor
Lo,N o ~ T. N. Stops oal@ Petersburg Wny-
SIy ana Sunolk CorSass With Steamers 10
Washington. ""u
900 7 m. FOR NorM'ss all stations east
OF Petersburg. ''
sSs 4 M NV ORLEANS SPORT LINE Phil
ner S.cSYNE V..ctIGnond 10 I.ypcnlours pe,ers
po,nrg 10 Roanoke I.yn chburg 20 Oh attanoosa
mem phls ana New Orleans. Cafe Dining Car
Trains arrives from the west : :s5 A m
r. m ana $50 D m, from Norfolk II 10 a m
II 'b< M n. IN. and $50 ID, m.
Onice Ng SSS East Main treet
w. b. BEVILI. III BOSIEy
1on' T"sA A0' Div. Pass Agent
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Heglnning q ths rrouble.

Howe had inseI' ed the sewing ma
chine.
Nof course" he said. plenty of other
fellows will invent sewing machines.
after they have been shown Howe"
Chucklingat the Whimsical conceit. he
left to some Other man the invention of
the sewing m2ehiue agent. = Chicago
Tribune
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

the train started and caught him, cut
ting on one leg. Several boys ampu-
tated the crushed leg and bandaged
IT. and when healed got a piece OF
rubber hose. seweG the bottom end,
and filled it with sawdust. They then
attached the hose TO the stump and
the hog can now be seen running
around the cars at Maiden. Mo-, as
lively as ever
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Novel Exhibit

One of the novel features of the Lewis
and Clark exposition this year will be a
shallow lake 200 acres in extentin which
will be many kinds of fish. The lake will
also contain about 125 GOO electric lights.
which will illuminate the water and all
low people to see the fish as they swim
about
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Words in Rible

The precise number of words in the
Old and New Testaments is 1852.
and by reading something like ten min
utes day at pace of 200 words a
minute one could read the Bible
through in a year
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Discovered.

Diogenes, lantern in hand. entered the
village drug store
Say. have you anything that will cure
coid?" he asked.
NO, sir. | have not" answered the
pill compiler.
Give ne your hand" exclaimed
Diogenes. dropping his lantern. Il
nave at last found an honest man.
Chicago News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Popular Idea.

Constituent-Now. Mr.. Wurnout. I
wish you'd co your best to get my boy
a good government job.
Congressman-Wen, what can your
son do?
Constituent-What can ne do? Great
Scott. man! If he could DO anything I
wouldn't be botherirg you!-Cleveland
Leader
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

Fred-IIoW did she come 10 accept you
the second time ou proposed?
Joe-Why, you see, her refusal the
first time | proposed made me feel aw-
fully cheap, anC, womanliAe she
couldn't resist the opportunity to secure
a bargain.-CAicaeo News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

Esmeralda-What cid Gwendolen say
about my getting Jscb Harnsum away
from her?
Miss TartGn-O. sGe admires your
skill, because you had so many natural
disadvantages TO overcome She says
you practiced a / lad eff mental jiu-j itsu
on the poor fellow Chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Where Z s.nerd Was.

Whats become d BrainerG?"
"Oh, he had th'cry that dynamite
could not be GetCI cteG by conclusion"
"Of course. YOU exploded that theory ?"
Nope ! car prove an alibi. He did il
himself. Houston Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Tobacco and Dea fneSS

Tobacco has been discovered by M.
Dele, a French physiolog st, to have
selective action upon the auditory
nerve. He therefore cautions modera-
ton in the use Of the drug, and avoid
ing 1t altogether where deafness has
already begun, or where there is a
family history IF such troubles.-N. Y.
World
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
SimilibuS Etc

Physician-Your bronchitis threat
ems to become tuberculosis. Have you
any idea what brought on the original
attack?
Patient-Yes, sir. Sitting in strong
draft near an open door
las l suspected. / shall prescribe the
open air cure. You must sleep on the
roof."-Chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
An I've to Business

Head OF tne rirm-l Vas just going to
discharge that booNheeper when ne mar
ried a rich widow.
Friend-Wen, its all the easier now.
Heavens! | Wouldn't 90 it for any
thing now. We need her money in the
business brooklyn Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Land Owners in Denmark

In Denmark there are $4,000 rural
landowners. More than half have not
more than one acre. $4,000 have less
than four acres and only 1000 have
more. The small landowners mainly
occupy themselves with the egg and
fowl Industry
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Not a Sign of Spring.

man who saw snakes the other
day says it is sure sign of an early
spring; but there are others, particu-
larly the medical gents. who will beg
to file dissenting opinion.-Philadel-
phia Evening Telegraph.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Weighty Greatness.

The Soubrette-So you consider her
a great actress, do you?
The Comedian-Sure. She has tried
a dozen obesity remedies, but they
don't seem to nave any effect on her
Chicago Daily News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
At the Soiree

Have you any of my works in your
house, madam asked the long-haired
gentleman.
Il beg your pardon" said the lady,
ARE you an author or a clockmaker?'-
Yonkers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Rather Glad.

Mr.. Hicks-Somebody's stolen our
dog again. That's a d.
Mrs. Hicks (hastily)-Joseph! Jo-
seph! Don't swear about it.
MIR. Hicks-Who's swearing? l was
just going to say it's a dog-gone big re-
lief.-Philadelphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The One Thing Needfnl

Lodger-I wish you would put better
mattress on my bed.
Landlady-Better mattress! WHY.
that is a genuine hair mattress
Lodger-Oh. that being the case. per-
haps a bottle of hair restorer is all that's
necessary. Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Managers View of IT

'Is he considered successful from the
artistic point of WE'VE"
Il think he is The manager told me
he drew more money into the box office
than any other two stars on the road
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

''How is your boy Alfred succeeding
at college?"
I'm afraid weIl fiad out pretty soon
that he's running ia DEBT He's writ
ing 10 use once Meek now."-Chi-
cago Tribune
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Some Con ISOLATION

Mrs. Browne-Your husband saws
you are the most changeable woman he
ever knew
Mrs. Towne.-Oh, l don't care! The
doctor says I'll never so crazy. because
couldn't stick TO ore idea long enough
TO lose my mind over it!-Detroit Free
Press
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Wanted Eio11res

Miss Lovelace-Alicia-will you not
consent to be mistress of my estates?I
cannot tell you how much love you"
oh, Reginald-er-perh Won can
give me rough estimate-in acres. -
Tit-Bits
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Down on the Jars

Seattle underwriters have received in
structions rot to insure saw or shingle
mills in which japanese are employed,
owing to the growth of hostility to the
brown men on the part Of white labor
erS
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Woman's Reasoning,

He-so you are in the habit of talk
ing to yourself?
Shelves. You see, I've tried to tell
somebody, a-d if | tell it TO myself
I'm sure that it won get any further.
Chicago Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Sensitive.

Mrs. Dinsmore-I wonder why Mrs.
Scadds got so angry when said I never
would let my husband dictate to me?
Mrs. Chadwick--She took il for a per-
sonal allusion. She used to be Mr.
Scadds' typist.-Tit-Bits
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Reconc.ied to IT.

The car was crowded to its full ca
pacity, ana the two who had Just en-
tered were compelled to hold to the same
strap.
We seem to be sentenced to hang"
observed the maid.
yes. whispered the young man. as
MS hnsers closed over hers. Capital
punishment!"-Chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

Mr.. Cliftou-Are you one of the
Daughters Of the Rev olution," Miss
Lakeside?
Miss La esiGe (of C.evelanO Sure.
Pa owns three merry go-roupds.-C
cinnati Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Just Out of College.

If IL wasn't for the young man Just out
of college the rest of us wouldn't realize
how little we really know" Herbert
Spencer maintained that some things
are uuknowable. The average young
man just out of college will. of course,
dispute his.-Philadelphia Record.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
An Econonis+

do you mean TO tell me that you
never drink water?"
Yes, answered Broncho Bob. az
come from a part OF the west where
water is too much needed for irrigation
to be wasted Chicago Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Fopalne.tv c9 Nt.armen., :,

The thousartth performance of Car
men, in Paris recall, the fsct that this
favcrite opera VS. allure when first
presented in 1879 bet Gied three
months atteri.s production. with no hint
Of its destineC ~, ,U.tn1i popularity.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Like Elijah.

A military balloon came down in the
grounds of the Hatton CEngland) luna
tic asylum the other day. A large crowd
OF inmates enthusiastically received the
unfiattered lieutenant in the basket as
THE Prophet Elijah"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Change Places with the Horse

Tie yourself to post some day and let
your horse go in and warm and loaf
around for two hours. Then come to this
office and tell us how you like it.-Jewell
City (Kan) Republican.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
oueht to Be Cut

Nellie-He was positively rude to
me-
Mabel-You mustn't mind him; he's
diamond in the rough
Nellie--Well, after this he'll be a cut
Topics.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Blessed CT.

Blessed are they who have the Tict of
making friends, for IL is one OF God S
best gifts. 1t involves many things.
but above all the power os goi-g out
of ones self and apareci1;ing what
ever is noble and loving n aao'he~-
Hughes.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
For Others

When man remarks that honesty
is the best policy he is not usually
talking about himself His theory
about himself is that reid adherence
to the virtues is responsible for his
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. MAGAZINE.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Pa Knew a Thinp or TO

The F1ther-EfI give Won some mon
ey to spend while We be in London We
won t go to 10 music halls or gambling
places, or drink champagne with it. viii
ye?
Son-No. pa.
The Father-Well, then. here's a shfl-
ling. an mind We keep yer ord ROYAL
Magazine.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
"Blue Moon ~

The London Lancet says That "Once
In blue moon" does not mean never.
but seldom. The last blue moon i'm
England was on December 10, 1888. Its
color was due to atmospheric condi-
tons
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Classes.

So far as l can see the worlds popula-
ton is divided into two unequal classes:
a very large number eternalIy striving to
have something, and very few striving
to be something. o. Times-Demo-
crat
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Comnlex Life

Between pretending to be what we
are not and not to be what we are, we
are under considerable strain to keep
up appearances.-Pu
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Baby Widows

The recent census in Bengal, India. re-
veals the fact tnat there are 1000 babv
girls in that province alone who have
been married, and Of this number Geo.
all less than a year OLD, are widows.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Zone

Knicker-Do you think it will be
hard for rich man to enter the king
dom of Heaven?
Bocker-Not if they judge him by
the taxes he pays.-N Y Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Cause and EnssS

Does the razor hurt you. sir?" asked
John, the jsy barber.
Nav. scse ereC Il g, the Italian. but
my face ooGs. Ste?'-Cincinnat Tn
ullirpr
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

Jumpl'r1L ~ = ~'i,EioN.
The little boy from bis plantation
down south had neysr seen a rabbit be-
fore.
Poor little thing" he said, looking
at its abbreviated tail. The boil weevil
has been at you, 700. hasn't it?"-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
a Timely Rap.

Nell-ScmebCo! DoIG me to-day that
was handsome
Belle-Whea was that?
Nell-To-day.
Belle-No; | mean when were you
Chicago Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Wrong Man.

Fair Patient-What's it a sign of. doc
tor, when you keep yawning in COM
pany?
Doctor-A sign that you are being
bored, | think.-Ally Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Look Out Tor the Paint.

He kissed her on the cheek
IL seemed harmless frolic;
He's been laid up a week
They say. with painters collie.
-NonkerS Statesman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Pensions for Workmen

DR.. Tillau, of Paris, whose death
was recently announced, has be-
queathed $4,000 to a fund for pro-
viding old-age pensions for workmen.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Cross Saves Life

Russia's cross of st. Andrew has a re-
markable popularity attaching to it, All
who are decorated with it have the right
once to demand a pardon FOR Russian
subject condemned to death.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Gail to Duty

The call that awakens us out of
despair in times of af1iction is the
trumpet call of duty, summoning us
back to the battle.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Wireless Slot Machine.

When the newest English ''penny-in-
the-slot' apparatus receives its coin. a
music BOX at distance, as in another
room, begins TO play, being operated by
wireless telegraphy.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
A0U KIN RAIL W Y
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND.
Effective Dec. 24th, 1904.

Trains LEAVE RICHMOND.
,so'VG a. m-Daily. Local for Charlotte
* 80 p m-Daily. Limited, Br sfet P,,u
70 Atlanta and Eh nSn sham, New Oriaars
s @einp his' Ghattar oga and all the soptn
o oo p NIX: uE ~, Reysviiie
II 'S0 D. m.-Daily. limited I'uIima, -aas
''0V D. m, Tor all { South. u'
YORK sIVEH LINE
me lavorite 90 route Baltirs ore and aas.a-
points u Leave Richmond 4 30 d. Tn. MONTE
Assinesuays and Friday s.
80; PP.LEExcept Sunday. Local mixed for
West Point Wv SunuaJ' Local Tor
~ ?. n;-Except Sunday. For West Point
Sa, IN .hg with steamers for Baltimore spd
Fr;S rHnaiugs Mondays Wednesdays and
ote a'5 call at Clay Bank, Gloucester Point
Fridays. wednesdays ana
go TRAINS ARRIyE RICHMOND.
30 m ana ;l2 p. M From an the poptb
e;Sop. n. From Charlotte and Durham '''N
- a. N -hisnl Keysyille
40 n m.--Baitfmore and West Point
~ 80 a. m.-From West Point
DIV p m.-From West Point
=, , S.H hARDwICK, Pass Traf Mo-
., C,ACKERT, GIN w n TayI ~ N .
- " WEsTBURY. ID. z. A. RichrnonS " n
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Rags and Bones.

Jopps Exhibiting a Rosinante. all
ribs)-There's horse for you! Isn't
he a picture?
Nopps-Jolly sight more like a
financially Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Silence of OYSTERS.

1t would improve some people
Who oft are heard, l ween,
To initiate the oysters
And say just what they mean.
N. Y. sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Maan Thing

Your appetite is like a birds"
He said to coy Miss Charmer.
She never knew ill afterwards
He was an ostrich farmer.
-Phi.ade'rh k-fss.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Song hY Uncle Sam

My San Domingo maid. I'm yerv
much afraid III have to leep your
custom house until your bills ara
paid. IN. Y Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Italian Productions.

She-Do you go to the oera much?
He-Never.
But | understood your wife to say
you were passionately fond OF Italian
productions?"
so l am. love macaroni!'-Yon-
kers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Amt IL q Shnmep

Yes, she's n matchieSs beauty
And the fact she can't forget;
She tried rCa, hard in cap year
To make r match, but right Eere,
lie. US pause ard shed tear,
TIE poor gir.'S match.ess yet.
-CE!CaEo News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
lrnitatCrs.

Great Britain is now getting excited
over race suicide. What a lot of imita-
ors those Britishers are, anyway.-To-
ledo Blade.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Lon o. Beard

Scotland has Kansas beaten. AIexan-
der Wilkie, of Upper Craigie Perth,
boasts beard more than eight feet long
1t is still growing.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Man Without Friends 1ucl,,

y.
1 told Mr.. Pinchem that he hadn't
friend in the world" said the indignant
citizen.
And what did he saw"
He said he was glad Of it, as man
without friends is in no danger of being
asked to lend money Chicago Jour
nal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Where Travelling Is Comfortable

WhsTe IlaVeHng Is Comfortable.
She-Don you tank tnat trav cling is
more comfortable in the west than il is
here?
He-I know it is Why. have travelled
for days there without meeting a single
creditor-CAicaeo Journal
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
For Money.

The closer man is the harder it is
to touch him.-Chicago Daily News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Public Schools for Haiti.

Haiti devotes almost one-sixth of its
revenue TO free public schools.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
SEABOARD
AIR LINE RAILWAY

1895
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMoNI3-n AIiY
sIH a. Mica for Nor frs N .,,,,.t
2:SO D. m .-Seaboard Fast Mnil--Ssva, nsb
o.-o Jacksonville Atlanta and outhw, st
S'eO p. m.-Florida Limited-Solid Pullman
- ew York to St Augu tine
lI'OO D. m.-Seaboard Express-Savaunah
Jacksonville, Atlanta snd Southwest
Trains ARRIVE ~, hMON
:2B IA M Solid Pullman from - ucustipe
~ - m.-Fh ON Florida AtiHnta = Sout,-
west
A;oo m-From F'orids. Ats - utn-
west
80 p. m.-Fron iocsl Drt.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Advantage of Eeotism

"Bligsins is always thinking of him
self"
yes" answered Miss Cayenne. "In
that way he avoids having much on his
mind. Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Injurious.

When "the good things of life" are
our best things they become our worst.
Chicago Tribune
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Very Lively Swine-

A hog in Arkansas had always fed
under the \ s loef d w tn gain.
Last Su1---G. ..--<-p. 4.---2r
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Not She.

1t isn't the woman who gives away
the secret. 1t is the people she tells it
to who let il out.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Something Easy.

A good many men would be tickled
almost to death for a chance to paw a
large inheritance tax.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Exports in Tim he1

Sweden's biggest export is timber. 1t
sells $27,500 600 worth year.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
First Pie Tins.

The first pie plates were made early in
the eighteenth century by the German
potters who settled in Philadelphia.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Mere Brains

All men have brains, but some
haven't sense enough to use them.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Daily Thouoht.

A grea, mans path is strewn with the
things he has learned to DO withoM.-
Phillips Erooks.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
SneezY Matter

THE catch of the season"-infuenza
Punch.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

Didn't l hear your husband quarrel
Ing with you this morIine?"
Yes; he didn't like my first biscuits"
We'll, some people would rather fight
than eat'-St. Louis Republic
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
A Fable.

A Fable.
His wife caught him kissing the cook,
An action few women would brook
But she did not care, did not cen turn a
hair,
You see she herself was the cook.
Houston Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

Mab-The skates come united so cas-
lily. It's too bad to put you to so much
trouble.
Fred-lt's pleasure. l wish you
were centipede.-N. Y Tribune.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-03
BY AUTHORITY
TERRITORY OF HAWAII.
TReAsURER's OFFICE, HONOLULU
OAHU.
IN RE DISSOLUTION OF THE no.
NoluLu HARDWARE COM,
PANY, LIMITED.

Whereas, the HONOLULU HARD.
WARE COMPANY. LIMITED. a cor.
poration established and existing un.
der and by virtue of the laws of the
Territory of Hawaii, has pursuant to
law In such cases made and provided,
duly filed in this Office. petition for
the dissolution Of the said corpora.
ton, together with certificate there
to annexed as required by law.
Now, therefore, notice Is hereby civ.
en- To any and all persons that have
been or are now interested In any man
ner whatsoever in the said corporation.
that objections to the granting OF the
said petition must be filed in this Of
flee on or before ~ o'clock noon March
23rd, 1905, and that any person or per-
sons desiring to be heard thereon
must be in attendance at the office OF
the undersigned, in the Capitol build.
ing, Honolulu, at ~ o'clock noon, OF
said day, TO show cause, If any. why
said petition should not be granted.
A. J. CAMPBELL,
Treasurer Territory Of Hawaii.
Honolulu, January Goth, 1905.
2977--Jan. 20, 81, "a, 81, 81; Feb. 8. Z,
II. 81, "a. 2s; Mar. 8, Z, 16. H.
II, 21.