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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
WOULD DUST ADAMS,

Lenver, Colo, March -Four re-.
ports are filed to be presented to the
joint convention of the general as
sembly, which will decide after the
arguments whether or not Governoy
Alva Adams shall surrender his office
to former Governor James H. Pea.
body. who contested the election.
The first report is signed by four
teen republican members of the com.
mittee Of twenty-seven, and is in IA
vor Of ousting Adams and seating Pea
body. Six of the signers, however, re-
served the right to vote as they saw
fit after hearing arguments before the
joint assembly of the state legisla-
ture, stating that they had signed the
report only to get the matter before
the assembly.
The second report is filed by Sen.
ator Alexander and has no other sign
er. 1t recommends that the election
Of a governor be declared null and
void, and that the vacancy be filled
by the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
The nine democratic members filed
report dismissing the Peabady con.
test because no case had been made
out by the evidence.
The fourth report, which may prove
the most important Of all, is filed BY
Chairman Griffiths and three other
republicans. 1t sets forth that Adams
has enough majority to elect him
even II the precincts in which fraud
was committed should be thrown out
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
CLOUDS IN RUSSIA.
Labor Troubles Are Again Causin!
Alarm

Labor Troubles Are Again Causing
Alarm.
st. Petersburg, March 3.-Black
clouds are again lowering over the
industrial situation in Russia. The
strike at Moscow has been resumed
on larger scale, anarchy reigns in
Caucasus, and at st. Petersburg the
measures which the government ad-
vanced to quiet discomfort and re-
store good relations between masters
and men, appear to have failed, with
the probability of causing the storm
to break anew.
The labor delegates representing
the whole of the industrial population
Of st. Petersburg, and who are elected
to choose fifty members of the Schid-
lovski reconciliation commission, met
again yesterday and reaffirmed the
resolutions adopted the previous day,
which threatened, in case the de.
mands are not granted, not only to
refuse to elect labor representatives
to the commission, but to order re-
sumption of the general strike
These demands are for the release
VI iiAiEA ASSi1SI anu liGSIOili
from arrest, unhampered speech. full
publicity of meetings of the commits
sion and the abolition of the censor
ship.
At this meeting one speaker in
particular delivered a carefully pre-
pared address. Standing on the plat
form, his fiaxen hair hanging to his
shoulders, wearing loose red shirt
and high Russian boots, he looked
the picture of one of Maxim Gorky's
types. He said the proletariat alone
could achieve results. The liberals
used the masses to crush dynasties
and then turned upon the masses,
The liberals had done little for Rus.
STA, He appealed to the audience
to stand together and demand a PEG.
pies parliament, which was the only
solution now possible. He added:
I'VE went out into the streets one
Sunday and were shot down like
dogs. We are on the eve of great
events, perhaps fearful drama. No
matter. We must be firm and steel
our hearts to fulfill the watchword,
fight"
The speech was greeted with tire.
mendOuS applause. ..s.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
JUDGE SWAYNE ACQUITTED.
Jurist Cleared of AT Of Twelve Ar

cies of impeachment.
Washington, Feb. 2S.-The senate
met at $3.50 a. m. yesterday for the
purpose OF making nnal disposition of
the Swayne Impeachment case by vot.
ing upon the articles of Impeachment.
The voting on the Impeachment
case began at 1910 o'clock on the first
article, which charged SWayne with
certifying false claim for expenses.
The vote was: Guilty 80, not guilty
40.
The vote on the second and third
articles, being similar charges, result
ed in each case 80 guilty, SO not guilty.
Clark of Montana voted not guilty
on the second and third articles and
this was the only change from the
first. w..
The fourth article related to
Swaynes use Of the private car of the
Jacksonville Tampa & Key West Rail.
road company. The vote resulted:
Guilty IL. not guilty 50.
The fifth article charge was sim.
liar to the fourth and the vote was
the same as the vote on the fourth.
The sixth article charged Judge
Swayne with non-residence in the dis.
trict. The vote was: Guilty 81, not
guilty ST.
On the sixth article the vote was
the same as on the second and third
articles except the votes Of Dubois
and Gibson, which were for conviction
for the first time, and Clark of Mon
tana, who voted for conviction, and
the vote of Kittredge, which was for
acquittal.
The seventh article was similar to
the sixth and the vote was 10 guilty.
So not guilty.
The eighth article related to the
contempt case Of E. T. Davis-guilty
81. not guilty 81. .
On the ninth article the vote was:
Guilty 81, not guilty 81.
Article 10 related to the contempt
case of Simeon Belden and the vote
was: Guilty, 81, not guilty, 81.
Article II was similar to Article 10
and the vote was the same.
The twelfth and last article was the
contempt case of ONeal, and the
vote was: Guilty 35, not guilty AZ.
This acquitted Judge Swayne Of all
charges.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
In the days when dentistry was not

In the days when dentistry was not
the science it is now, the pounding of
a hickory plug into the space between
the teeth taking the place of modern
bridge-work, the elder Judge Peck
hara, who was noted for his pictur.
esque flow of profanity, visited a den
tist. The work had hardly started
when the Judge began to swear. When
the tapping of the hickory plug in.
creased in force, his language became
torrid, and when, in time, the dentist
gave the final blows, the patient arose
from the chair and fairly shattered the
atmosphere with a weird, terrible tor
rent of profanity. AS the judge pass
ed out, the dentist remarked to a
waiting patient: Wasn't it beautiful?
1t wasn't really necessary to pound
hah so long, but did so enjoy his in
Election that I almost pounded the
hickory plug into splinters. Wonder
full command of language the Judge
hast" -.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
A professor in an agricultural &C

A professor in an agricultural col.
lese had a hobby. He believed and
preached on all occasions that the
food OF animals should be cooked,
just like that of human beings. One
day, while out driving in the country,
he passed farm, the owner Of which
was standing in pen near the road
feeding to a drove of swine generous
quantities OF corn in the ear. This
caused the learned theorist to stop and
forthwith hail the vioiator of his the
DRY: MY friend, don't you know it
is wrong to give those hogs feed that
has not been cooked? Don't you know
that if you would cook that grain be-
fore issuing it they would digest it In
just one-half the time it takes them as
it Is now eaten?" "Waal, stranger,
suppose they would; I'd like to know
what in the - time is to hog!"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

the Lake Shore, to that of Passenger
Tfaf1c Manager Of the Lake Shore,
Michigan Central and Lake Erie and
Western. The General Passenger
Agents Of these lines retain their posi-.
tons.
Mr.. Daily came to Chicago three
years ago from the Lake Erie & West.
ern, where he had been General Pas
senger Agent. His promotion to SO
responsible a position is a deserved
tribute to Mr.. Days ability as a rail-
road operator. Some further changes
in the Vanderbilt lines are expected in
the near future but have not yet been
announced.
In all the changes so far made no
one has been displaced. The promo
TONS being to newly created Offices.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
JAPs ALMOST
IN MUkOEN
Garry Their Advance Nearly
to Walls OF the
City,
THE BATTLE IS SILL RAGING
Russians, Reinforced, Have Recaptur.
ed Positions - General kuroki.
With His Hardened Veterans. Is
hammeridg at the Russian Flank.

Niuchwang, March 2.-Chinese from
Mukden report that the Japanese
have advanced almost to Mukden.
The Russians having een're-enforced,
have recaptured several positions out
of which they had been driven. The
battle is still raging.
The Japanese biouacking on the
outskirts of Sinmintin withdrew yes
terday morning, leaving only
picket.
Foreigners are still at Mukden.
Owing to the absence of traffic. mer-
chants laden with dollars are going
to Tien Tsin. Refugees from the
battle are arriving here.
Mukden March 1.-THE thunder OF
cannon is heard from all positions.
Putiloff and Novogord hills ale hid
den by the smoke from the guns.
The bombardment was resumed after
the repulse of an infantry attack by
the Japanese. A heavy lombard
ment is also in progress in the neigh
borhood Of the shakhe river bridge.
apparently in preparation for an at
tack in that quarter.
st. Petersburg. March 3.-In long
dispatch from General Kuropatkin
which was received here yesterday.
the commander-in-chief OF the army
in Manchuria gives details of various
attacks by the Japanese the last few
days, and the Associated Press cor
respondent at Mukden, in a dispatch
received at midnight, indicates a con-
finuafion 0f tho arti11ory dua1 buf
neither report throws any light upon
the rumored intention of General
Kuropatkin to withdraw northward,
which has been the gossip Of st.
Petersburg for the last two days. A
private dispatch received last night
concluded with this significant SEN
tence: within two weeks you may
expect great events"
The Siberian railroad, which is be.
ing worked to it's full capacity by
purely military traffic, is about to
have further burden imposed upon
it, namely, that of feeding the resi-.
dent non-combatant population. The
stocks of provisions in Irkutsk and
other towns in Siberia were not as
large as usual at the beginning of the
winter, and are now running low.
The government has been informed
that provisions must be imported by
the railroad or that the towns will be
face to face with famine within fort
night. This will necessitate some de
lay in the forwarding of military sup
plies, which are sorely needed at the
present moment. a......
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
MRS. STANFORD is DEAD.
Dies in Honolulu as Result of
TetanuS

Honolulu, March Mrs. Jane La
throp Stanford Of San Francisco,
widow of United States Senator Le-
land Stanford, died at 11:40 o'clock
Tuesday night at the Moana hotel
here Suspicious circumstances sur.
round the death Of Mrs. Stanford. She
was taken i'll at II O'Clock, and said:
81 have been poisoned"
Honolulu, March 2.-An autopsy on
the remains of Mrs. Stanford was per-
formed yesterday afternoon. The
physician who conducted the autopsy
says that the cause of death was te.
tanus of the respiratory organs, but
that he cannot state how the tetanus
was brought about until after an ex.
animation of the contents Of the stom.
ach No inquest will be held until
High Sheriff Henry receives the re-
port of the chemists.
San Francisco Mach 3.-Acting
Chief Of Police Spillant Yesterday re.
ceived a cable dispatch from William
Henry, high sheriff of Honolulu, say.
ing: THE Stanford bottle of bicar.
Donate of sode contained As drains,
662 grains, Of strychnine. An exami-
Donate Of soda contained As drains,
..
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A physician says that to get perfect
rest at night it is necessary to remove
your cares, and the Washington Post
amends the dictum with: Eyes, and
1t is just as well, too, to remove your
shoes" Particularly IL you are
troubled with corns.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Baron Graham once asked an cpl.
cure how many oysters he should eat
to create good appetite for dinner,
and was told to eat away until he be-
came hungry. The baron, who never
saw joke, ate ten dozen, and then
plaintively remarked: "Pon my word,
I don't think l am as hungry as when
I began"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

This John Doe must be turrfbls
cd feller." unused Nav Hoptoad;
.As's alius in trouble. / ses he's been
indicted again out in Oregon. I won
der where he lives when he's to
thome?" Il expect he lives In Ehgy."
.Shuckled Paw Hoptoad, "the place
where 80 many people are hung. -
Houston Chronicle.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

In an ordinary notice the New York
Times uses eleven words to refer to a
dead man as an expert driver, and
seven to state that wife and three
children survive him. Everything in
order Of interest and importance.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

"Plttsburg PHIL left 100000.
which he made as a gambler. Let the
young man who thinks OF starting out
to make fortune as gambler stop
right now and remember that every
dollar left ~ "Pitts5Hrg Phil" was
,iost ~ some other EamblSe.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

The Nevada boy who has found
gold mine for which 1t Is reported $10.-
100000 has been offered, seems to
have fully justified the common boy
habit of going shopping round.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A Pittsburg judge has just decided
that kissing is not a crime. This de-
cision stamps Pittsburg as hopelessly
behind the times, and it is not thought
that it will have any effect on the
prevalence Of oscillation.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A. Cleveland couple met at o'clock
In the morning, were engaged by
noon, and at o'clock in the evening
were married. To make the story
complete. It should be added that they
took their wedding trip to South Da-
zota.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

weight from the ground. the pain was
20 severe. This was my condition
when l began using Doan's Kidney
Pills. They quickly relieved me and
now I am never troubled as / was.
My back is strong and can walk or
ride long distance and feel Just as
strong as did twenty-five years ago.
I think SO much Of Doan's Kidney
Pills that have given a supply Of the
remedy to some of my neighbors and
they have also found good results. II
you can sift anything from this ram.
bling note that will be Of any service
to you, or to anyone suffering from
kidney trouble, you are at liberty to
DO So"
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster.
Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price. 50 cents.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
It IS IN THE BLOOD
Neither Liniments nor Ointment,
Will Reach DEMONSTRATION
Mr.. Stephenson Was Cured.

People with infamed and aching
Joints, or painful muscles people who
shuttle about with the aid of cane or
crutch and cry, Oh at every slight jar,
are constantly asking, What is the best
thing for rheumatism"
To attempt to cure rheumatism by ex.
ternal applications is a foolish waste Of
time. The seat Of the disease is in tho
blood, and while the sufferer is rubbing
lotions and grease on the skin the poison
IN the circulation is increasing.
Delaysin adopting sensible treatment
are dangerous because rheumatism may
At any moment reach the heart and prove
fatal. The only safe course for rheumatio
sufferers Is to get the best possible blood
eenedy at on6e.
Mr.. Stephenson's experience with this
I obstinate aud distressing affection il
that Of hundreds. He says:
about year ago was attacked by
severe rheumatic pains in my Left
shoulder. The pains were worse In wet
weather. and at these periods caused me
Ehe greatest suffering. tried q number
~ treatments and ointments, but they
failed to alleviate the pains
Then hs realized that the cause must
- deeper and the pain only surface in.
aication. He adds:
81 had heard DR.. Williams Pink Pills
tor Pale People recommended AZ . cure
for rheumatism, and when found that
Twas getting no relief from applications.
Z made mp my mind that would try
Ahsm. Before the first box was gone I
.noticed that the pains were becoming
1ess frequent, aud that they were not 80
ivers 40 before. After the second box
hs been used up was entirely free
from discomfort, and I have had no traces
Of rhS gmatism since"
The Shange in treatment proved by
almost Immediate results that Mr..
Thomas Stephenson, who lives at No. lis
Greenwood street, Springfield, Mass.
had found the true means for the purifl.
cation and enrichment Of his blood.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are without
doubt the best Of all blood remedieA
They effect genuine and lasting cures il
6heumatiGn. They do not merg " deadAn
the ache, but they expel the poison om
4he blood. These pills are sold N IL
druggists.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Somebody has again started the
question how much Adam would be
worth now If he had saved SO day
for 5000 years. 1t is waste Of time
to figure it unless we know whether
or not he would have met Mrs. Cassie
Chadwick.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Justice Brewer advises his country
men to live as the old Puritans did.
1t will first be necessary to remove
all those facilities for having good
time which were denied the Puritans.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
To Manage Three
Roads Traffic.

Since the reorganization Of the Van.
derbilt roads east of Chicago. a short
time ago. several changes have been
made in the operating department.
The most important Is the promotion
Of Mr.. G. F. DAILY from the position OF
Assistant General Passenger Agent Of
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

How do you like my new low-neck
1ress7" asked the Chicago society
ilady, as she came into the presence
iof her husband. Just before going out
Ito dinner. TITS all to the good, dear"
replied the man Of affairs. "but where
ION earth are you a-goin' to tuck your
tuapkin f"-Yonkers Statesman.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

An English inventor says that the
time is soon coming when every man
can be provided with flying machine
at cost not to exceed SO. Don't buy
ut present prices.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
MAXIM GoRKY RANIsHED.
Afraid to Allow Author to Remain In
st. Petersburg.

st. Petersburg, March Maxim
Gorky, who was released from the
fortress on Monday on $500 bail, was
banished to Riga after he had been
informed of the decision Of Governor.
General Trepoff that he could not re.
side in st. Petersburg.
According to official statements,
Gorky himself preferred request that
he be allowed to reside at Riga, and
thenupon General Trepoff acceded
and the author was conveyed to the
railroad station,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Strange to relate, a great many mil.
lionaires were missing when New
York's tax assessments were made
out. OF course, they were out OF
town on business and had no idea OF
evading taxes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Constituent Now, Mr.. Wunnout.
~ish you'd Do your best 70 get my boy
10 good government job" Congress-
snan--Well. what can your son do?"
iConstitnent-"What can he dc?" Great
1cott, man, II hs could do anything
rwouidn't be bothering you!"-Clsve-
'land Plain Dealer.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A Spiritualist woman has, Just
christened child by tapping it on
the brow with flower. How fortunate
she didn't try cracking a bottle of
champagne on the innocent!-Lowell
Courier. -..-e o..
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Hercules had Just captured the Am
saxooiaa girdie from Queen Hippolyta
land WAS about to present it to Ad.
imeta- take It back said the regal
'beauty. "and got me q straight-front
ione." Disheartened by her unappre-
iciAtiveness, he tackled his next as-
ssignmsnt-New York Mail.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

II q hen and half lay IN egg and q
halt In day and half, how much
do you suppose you viii be called
upon to pay for your wife's Easter
bonnet?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

The Japs accuse the Russians Of US
irg Chinese costumes in order to es-
cape from Newohang. Now wouldn't
Chinese costume and a set Of Rus
sian whiskers be a fierce combina-
ton. ss... .
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A New York man says he had one
OF Judas's thirty pieces OF silver.
There is reason to suspect that the
other twenty.aine are still in circula-
ton.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A Russian nobleman declares that
he favors representative government,
''the representatives to be appointed
by the emperor direct" He did not
mean It as joke, either.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A New York man saved 100000
during a lifetime, and was always a
salaried man. Russell Sage has saved
more than that, but most of it was
saved from other mems incomes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

In answer to recent friendly over
lures the sultan of Turkey is glad to
assure the kaiser that he loves Ger
many well enough to let it make him
q substantial loan.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

The news that the rebels have rob
bed the Buenos Ayres National bank
Of 100000 would seem more impor-
tant If there were any assurance that
it's real money. E.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Mr.. Carnegie says he always keeps
at, 0eo, 900 or so in cash handy in case
Of need. Thus he, Is always sure Of
having a place to sleep and break
fast, anyhow.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A New York Herald Personal" IL
addressed to "the young lady with
large black eyes, gray furs. initial J
hat PIN" Who says that men are not
observant?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

The governor of Ceylon says there
are sixty-seven species ct mosquitoes
In that island This is at least ten
varieties too many.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

This idea Of having knocker on
the bedroom door will not be popular.
There are knockers" enough now In
every family.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Love is honey mixed with GALL
says . magazine philosopher. The
girls will tell you that the young men
have the gall.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A slippery, Shiny tale OF 1,4oo
pounds of cells being stolen from the
estate OF w. X. Vanderbilt on Long
Island has Just come to light
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

An "operaganza" has been put on
the stage Otherwise things are COM
paratively quiet In the theatrical
world.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Heredity: Knicker-''What were
your baby's first words?" Booker
she said. Am the first you ever
tkd1s0d? "-Ex.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

oean's Kidney Pills Breusht strsnssA
and Health TO the Sufferer, Ma.
king Him Feel twenty-five
Years Younger. a.
.. B. corton. farmer and lumbe,

man. Of Dspps,
N. G.. says: "
su ~ ed 70,
years with my
back. It was
80 bad that l
could not walk
any d distance
nor even ride In
easy buggy. I
do not believe /
&C Id have
raised ten
DO Il n d 4 80
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

Seven men were buried alive In Al
kansas. Most people would prefer liv'
Ing In Philadelphia.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03

A man may be as honest as the day
Is long and 5till have bad record Ct
piFht
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-03-03
4 HEALTHY OLD AaE
OgTuTnEBEsTIARTofLEI


Hsov1dsnce has allotted N eesh -
h esaAt ssvsnty years In which TO fulAu
oaF mission In HE, and It = generally
Ooe oWn fault Il We die premAtuESly.