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The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
THE NEIGHBoRS
ALL USE THEM NOW.

Kidney Pills. How They Saved tho
Shop Of Kansas slacksmth-Cure
was Permanent too.
Goodland. Kan, Feb. 2Oth.-(Spe-
ciaD-So quick and complete was the
cure Of N. E. Albertson, local black
smith. that it almost seems like a
miracle. He had Rheumatism SO bad
he feared he would have to give up
his shop. One box of Dodd's Kidney
Pills drove away all the pains and
they have never returned. Speaking
Of his cure Mr.. Albertson says:
II had Rheumatism in my shoulders
and arms for years. Part of the time
it was so bad could not sleep at
night. My arm hurt so that it seem.
ed l would have to give up my black
smith shop. l went to the drug store
and bought one box of Dodd's Kidney
Pills and took them. l have not had
the Rheumatism since. A great many
Of the neighbors are using Dodd's Kid
ney Pills since they saw how they
cured me-"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
HOW THEY MAINTAIN THE CHARMS
OF THEIR SEX.
The Importance that Attaches to the Care
sfths Blood IfOne Wants Bright Eye.
and . Clear Complexion.

The I'm portanee that Attaches to the Care
Of the Blood II Ono Wants Bright Eye.
and . Clear Complexion.
Every sensible woman naturally wishes
toappear attractive. She knows the value
of bright eyes. delicate complexion and
lively spirits. She knows also that
good health is at the basis Of her charms,
and that good blood is the source of good
health.
Miss Mamie Conway has complexion
which is the admiration Of all who know
her. Asked if she could make any sug
restions that would be helpful to others
less fortunate, she said
MY complexion would not have
pleased you, if you had seen it two years
ago. 1t was then about as bad as it
could be, and it gave me great deal of
dissatisfaction. If you want good
complexion you must take care Of your
health, especially Of the condition Of
your blood. Ny health was at that time
completely broken down. 1 was nervous.
had frequent headaches, n torpid liver
and great deal of pain in that region
suffered also from indigestion. 1t was
clear that my blood was in bad condition,
for pimples broke out all over my face"
at is hard to realize that. for there
isn't the slightest trace of such blem-
ishes now"
at was unfortunately quite other
wise then, and long time passed before
l found anything that gave me any re-
lief. 1 became very weak and listless.
The doctors medicine did me no good.
and 1 took q number Of highly recon-
mended tonics with no better result.
AS soon, however. rs began to use DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People my
complexion cleared up, and after had
taken two boxes there was not q sign Of
n pimple left on my face. My cheeks
became rosy, I gained flesh and have had
perfect health ever since"
Rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes are
merely signs of fhealthy blood. They have
come not only in the case of Miss Conway,
whose home is at l24l East Eighth street,
Canton, Ohio, but to thousands Of
women for whom DR.. Williams Pink
Pills have made new blood. There is no
surer way for you to obtain them, than to
buy box of these pills from any drug
gist and try them for yourself. They cor
rect irregularities aud bauish weakness.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Beauty Of form and face are the nat.
ural results Of right living. and to try
to get them in idleness by the aid of
massage, drugs. or physical culture, Is
10 undermine the foundation for all
charm. Nature intended that we
should be of use. whether we are
genius or common clay. and nature
rules. We can't cheat her
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
(;1s'>-eF-.~"er-'>~~tf''
s WHAT TUBERCULOSIS COSTS !
! Immense Monetary Loss Caused the Country
by lts Ravages-How to Retain
Health and Bodily Vigor

before laws. or property, or arts made
entrance among men. The Brazilians
lived without business or labor, fur
ther than for their necessary food. by
gathering fruits, herbs and plants;
they knew no drink but water; were
not tempted to drink or eat beyond
common thirst or appetite; were not
troubled with either public or domes-
tic cares. and knew no pleasures but
those simple and natural in character.
Many of these were said, at the
time the country was discovered by
the Europeans, to have lived as long
as two hundred years"
This was without doubt an exagger-
alton. but that they were very long
lived is evidenced by the fact that
within the last quarter of a century
there was an old woman living in Rio
Janeiro at the remarkable age of one
hundred and forty-one years.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
tuberculosis Rightly cIassed.

The Health department of the city Of
Philadelphia has decided that in future
tuberculosis shall be classed with
other diseases that are dangerous TO
the public health. such as smallpox.
diththeria. scarlet fever. and other
contagious maladies. The law in
Pennsylvania and most other States of
the Union requires that every case of
contagious disease shall be reported
to the Health department Hereafter
all cases of tuberculosis must be so
reported by the attending physician.
The purpose of this Law is to enable
the Health department TO take neces-
sary steps to prevent the extension of
this disease by d.sinfection of the
apartments which have been occupied
by the patient, and by instruction of
the patient and The patients friends
how Infection from the disease may be
avoided.
This law is a good one. and ought
to be enforced in every civilized COM
munity.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

oy local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear. There Is only way 10
deafness. and that by constitutional remedies
Deafness Is caused by an intamed condition of the
mucous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When thts
tube IS inhamed you have rumbline sound lin.
perfect hearing, and when 1t Is entirely closed Deaf
ness 10 the result, and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored To its normal cund
ton. hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases
ouA OF ten are caused by tAtsrrh. which Is nothing
but An innAmed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any Of
DeafnesNcaused by catarrhi that cannot be cured
BY HslrsLstarrh Cure send for circulars. free.
F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Drugg.sts. sc
Take Hans Family Pills for constipation.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Lewis "Singl' Binder" straight sc cigar.
Made of ripe. mellow tobacco. so rich in
quality that many who formerly smoked
IOc cigars now smoke Lewis Single
Binder Lewis Factory Peoria, Ill.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
Millions in Oats.

Salzer's New National Oats yielded in
Mich, 240 bu., in Mo-, 255 bu., in n. D.,
80 bu., and in 80 other states from $50
10 800 bu. per acre. Now this Oat if gen
bushels to the yield and millions OF dol
lars 10 the farmers nurse
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
Insist on Getting II.

Some Srocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have a
stock in hand of u oz. brands, which
they know cannot be sold to a custo.
mer who has once used the l6 OF.
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money,
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
More Flexible and lastIno,

won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-trird more for same
money.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

NO chromos or cheap premiums, but
better quality and one-third more
OF Defiance Starch for the same price
Of other starches.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

An Irish philosopher SAYS there
up before they open their mouths.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

IF she told you her age. surely you
know when she was born. We'll.
judging from what she told me her age
was | should say she was born on her
fourteenth or fifteenth birthday.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
Simple Living and Longevity Of the
BraZiIiars

According to writer in a contem-
povary magazine, the Brazilians. when
first discovered, lived the natural. orig
lnal life lived by ali mankind, as fire.
quently described in ancient histories,
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

exercised the mind while the body was
allowed to suffer.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Dyspepsia Tormentcd Me for Years. DR.,
panu hehheaF taNorite Remedy cured me" Mrs. C.
DouSherty, Millvi!ie J. Used over 81 ye.rs ii %
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Are You in favor of high license, .
Yes. FOR marriages"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

a Kansas city woman hid $500 worth
of jewels in her hustle, and then lost
the hustle. She is now about $500 in
arrears
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

DO you snore in your Sleep" Ger
tainly l do. if | snore at all"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Many an otherwise sensible man
likS to don a uniform. stick gaudy
feather in his hat. and show off in
parade.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

flsos cure for Consumption is an infa!iole
hca'cihc for coughs and colds.-N. W. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove, y. j., Feb. II, 1900.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Girls who indulge in promiscouous
KISSING aren't likely to catch anything
hot even husbands.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
Mother Gr.y'.swee. Powders for Ch,ldren

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Chidren's Home in New York. cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms Over 10000
testimonials. At all Druggists. 25c Sample
FREE. Address AS. Olmsted. LeRoy, NY.
It's pity that men can't think as
fast as they can talk.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

1t is not good for man to live alone
unless he wants to save money.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethfng, softens the gums reduces tnp
dammAton, slsys pain, wind collie. 2se = bossle
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

II an ostrich knew how much his
Gathers We're worth he would he
prouder than the peacock
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
q @ o 0WW o

Homebuilder Yellow Dent Corn grows
like weed and yields from l57 to 260
bushels and more per acre. It's the big
gest yielder on earth
Saizer's Speltz. Beardless Barley, Maca-
ron Wheat. Pea Oat. Billion Dollar Grass
and Earliest Cane are money makers for
you, Mr.. Farmer.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 10c
in stamps to John A. Salzer Seed CO., La
Crosse. Wis. and receive their big catalog
and lots OF farm seed samples. Nv. n. U.1
Before accepting the inevitable the
wise man sees that it is properly iden-
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

\ diplomat is a man who can say
How are you?" in a tone that leaves
you under the impression that he
really wants to know
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES,
Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Prutrudin. PIE Your
druggist will refund money II PAZU OINTMENT
falls to cure You in to Il days. 5oc.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
TEA

If You are looking for good man
II : pretty safe plan to pick out an
ugly one
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

The man who gets but one news
paper pun during his life always finds
that his name has been misspelleG
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
EA

The up-to-date girl never wastes her
time bluShing in the dark
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Iomkins-So all your children are
married and settled. are they? Sim
kins-Well. they are all married. but
I'm not so sure about their being set
tied. None o. them is divorced.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Body and mind are both gifts, and
for the proper use OF them our Maker
will hold US responsible.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Many man who claims to be welded
10 the truth is in reality a widower
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Exercise gradually increases tho
powers. and gives more
strength to resist sickness
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
I>EA

Three quarters of the tea
IN this country is not very
good.
The fraction is not too
high.
Your grocer returns your money II you dont
like schininv's Best.
~ married man goes wrong his con-
SCIENCE is apt to trouble him much lesa
than his wifc's tongue
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

When anything is growing, one
formatory is worth more than a thou
sand Teformatories.-H Mann,
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

TO CURE 4 COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BrOmo outline Tablets. All drug.
si-t- refund the money II II fall. cure. t. ".
Groves signature is on each box. 25r.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

a souvenir by any other name would
proba bly, cost less.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win This is why Defiance Starch
N taking the place of all others.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
TEA
A money challenge
A money challenge
A money challenge
A money challenge

Your grocer returns your money II you don't
hike SchtllinS Best.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-02-24
T. >EA
We are friend to you and
your grocer; faithful to both.

s"hilngs Best is q good footrue to measure
him with.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
CENTENNIAL NOTES.

The Lewis and Clark exposition at
Portland opens June l.
The United States government build
lngs at the exposition cover three acres.
I'll. Fleming, champion log roller Of
the world. will give daily exhibitions OF
his skill ut the exposition.
A one story hotel which will accom-
nodate 800 guests is being built near
The grounds in anticipation Of immense
crowds at the western worlds fair.
A needlebook of the kind commonly
known as housewife" which was for
merly the possession of George Shan
non, a member Of the Lewis and Clark
expedition Of 1S04-O5, will be one OF the
many interesting relics Of the expedi-
ton displayed.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10

Between II o'clock Monday
night and 4 o'clock Tuesday
morning Sherrard, Marshall coun-
ty, w. Va, was visited by gang
of horse thieves whose depreda-
tons stamp them as being men,
bers of the party that has been
terrorizing the farmers in that
part of the state for many months
past. Henry Myers had a fine
bay mare stolen from his barn
Monday night. Presumably, the
same party, or parties, stole a pha-
etop buggy from W. R. Allen the
same night.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
Terrific Race With Death.

death was fast approaching, "
writes Ralph F. Fernandez OF
Tampa, Fla, describing his fearful
race with death, Gas a result OF
liver trouble and heart disease,
which had robbed me of sleep and
of all interest in life. I had tried
many different doctors and sew
eral medicines, but got no benefit,
until 1 began to use Electric Bit
tiers. So wonderful was their effect
that in three days I felt like a new
man, and today 1 am cured OF all
my troubles. Guaranteed at D.
A. Memberships drug store; price
SOC.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
National Charter For
~ State Institutions

be contended with each day. The
state bank is assessed on its cap
ital stock and undivided profits
under the new law. The national
banks can deduct the amount
that they have invested in gov
eminent deposits with them on
the bonds or. other government
investments as collateral. The
state banks cannot do this, but
must pay on the full value OF their
capital and undivided profits. OF
course, the law allots them an OPP
ton to be assessed either in this
manner or to assess each stock
holder of the bank to the full
amount of the shares of stock he
holds in the bank. If they would
all elect to be taxed on the shr
method the conditions of taxation
between the banks would be on
an equal basis.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
Pure Bred Poultry.

The farmer who does not give the
same attention to his poultry that he
does to the other live stock on his farm
is away behind the times. The pro
gressive farmer. while he may not have
pure bred poultry, has at least added
pure blood to his flock by the introduce
ton Of pure bred males and has found
that it was Il good investment Having
taken the first step Oh the road OF
progress. it is only a matter Of a short
time when he will discard the mongrel
and scripture stuff and keep only pure
bred stock. In fact, on many farms II
would be hard even now to find moh'
grel fowi.-Commercial Poultry.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE
STORING winter Garments.


Wooden undergarments IL put away
lust after being washed can be consid-
cred free from moth eggs. Cloth gar
ments must be thoroughly brushed,
aired, summed and cleaned, special at
tention being paid to the pockets by
turning them inside out and getting at
every bit of the dust secreted In the
corners. An excellent cleaning fluid is
made as follows:
Shave fine four ounces Of CASTLE soap
{tIte druggist will do this for YOU and
let il soak overnight in quart Of soft
rain water. In the morning set where
it will dissolve, but not boil; add an
ounce Of liquid ammonia, one-fourth
ounce of spirits of wine and one ounce
of ether. Shake and bottle and when
about to use dilute a small quantity OF
this with four times as much boiling
water. Spread the garment to be
cleaned on an ironing board, make a
soft pad of cloth, dip in the fluid and
rub on the spots. Afterward go over
the spots with clean hot water.
Put each garment away In a separate
newspaper carefully labeled, and
whether they be stored in boxes,
chests, bureau drawers or on shelves,
If they were perfectly clean and the
paper package is not broken, the moths
will have to look elsewhere for the
means of bringing up their broods.-
Table Talk
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
Special to Daily Review.

Charleston, w. Va, May To-
AS result of the operation OF
the new tax laws, many OF the
state bank institutions may apply
for national charters in the near
future. The banks of the state
are constrained to take this meas
ure in order to come in for, the ex-
emptions which the national
banks are receiving. This at least
is the situation that is confronting
Tax Commissioner Dillon.
''Many of the state banks are
kicking because they cannot take
advantage Of their investment in
government bonds in the same
manner as the national banks, y
said Tax Commissioner Dillon this
morning. "The assessors are now
at work and these questions must
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
PREVENTS RATTLING.

movement Of the sash, no matter what
the position Of tie window may be.
The device comprises a plate for at
tachmpnt to the frame, with rubber
roller mounted Oh spring to press
against the face Of the sash. 1t is Oh
vious that the pressure is permanent,
no matter whether the sash Is raised or
lowered. BY forming semicircular
sockets at intervals the necessity for
sash weights is eliminated, as the
sinking of the roller into one Of these
notches will hold the window until
force is eXerted to raise or lower it.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
A Good Suggestion.

Mr.. G. B. Wainwright of Lemon
City, Fla, has written the manu-
facturers that much better re-
suits are obtained from the use
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy in cases of
pains in the stomach, collie and
cholera morbus by taking it in wa
ter as hot as can be drank. That
when taken in this way the effect
is double in rapidity. "It seems
to get at the right spot instantly, {"
he says. For sale by Hill Bros.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
Hog Notes.

Clean pens for pigs and clean bed
ding will do much to ward off lice and
disease.
\ boar or SOW that is kept excessive
" fat on corn alone will rarely give
satisfaction as breeder.
The SOW that has nothing to recon-
mend her but good pedigree should
be fattened and marketed as soon as
possible.
Better bring in one or two young
sows ut Il time than to discard all of
the old Sows at one time.
1t is Il mistake to delay the regular
and liberal feeding of the growing pigs.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
How To Ward Off Old Age.

The most successful way OF
warding off the approach of old
age is to maintain a vigorous di-
gestion. This can be done by eat
ing only food suited to your age
and occupation, and when any dis
order of the stomach appears take
a dose of ChamJerlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets to correct it.
If you have a weak stomach or
are troubled with indigestion, you
will find these tablets to be just
what you need. For sale by Hill
Bros.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
DarSmGut.l University.

In a copy of the Portland Gazette
published in 1871 there is an alluSi0n to
dartmouth university" Dartmouth
college was founded by charter grant
n before the Revolution, anG tie state
If New Hampshire sought to take
away the charter rights and use the
property as part Of the new uni
versity, which was chartered by the
Legislature. The point was raised that
the Legislature had no right to do this,
and it was so decided by the United
State supreme court after a memo
rable exposition of the case by Daniel
Webster. The Gazette pokes fun at
the university, which, it states, has
one student" who may serve as
nest egg
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
FACTS ABOUT TIME.
how the Elusive Moments Have Been
Viewed by Many Writer'S.


Viewed by Many Writers.
Time is hard to define. According to
the best poets time HAS heavy foot,
tooth, Il forelock and breakable legs.
1t travels in divers PAGES; it ambles,
trots, gallops, runs, rolls and stands
still. 1t has whips; it crops roses. So
far it seems like horse. But it has
q forefinger; also a reckless hand that
writes wrinkles. This explodes the
horse theory. Furthermore, time flies;
hence "a bird of time Time Is mon
ey. Being also a bird, time is gold
eagle, perhaps. Money is the root of
all evil, and procrastination is the thief
of time. Therefore procrastinatiOn is
% a chicken thief, (2y good thing.
The wickedness of time is beyond
question. 1t is vindictive. Il wasted
time" mourns King Richard, "and now
doth time waste me-" Time waits for
no man. Time shall throw dart at
thee Time robs us of our joys. Time
will tell. Time is unthinking. Time
presses it's debtors The time is out of
joint, and well may 1t be, considering
what Il nuisance it is.
Time is a sea, a sandy beach, bank,
a shoal and an abysm. Also it is a
whirligig, which seems odd when we
recall that time is quiet as a nun.
Time is good, bad. high. fine, rough.
hot, Christmas. spring waltz, common
and lovely. Among good times may be
mentioned quitting time and dinner
time.-Newark News.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
Organized Gang OF
Bold Horse Thieves

From the district beyond the
town of Sherrard, on Tuesday
morning, came the information
that another horse had been stolen
and there is every reason to be-
lieve that the gang swoOped down
from some hiding place near the
state line and captured the Sher-
rard booty and returned.
Sherrard has been Overrun with
thieves for months, and the good
residents of the district strongly
contemplate the organization OF a
vigilance committee with full pow
prS.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-10
CROPS.

The average peanut crop Of America
ts about 1900. 900 bushels, representing
a total cost to the consumer Of nearly
100000.
The potato crop Of 1904 beat a rec
ord, being 40, OOO, 900 bushels more than
the banner crop Of 1896 The three
wears totals are: 1902, 2a4.O00, 900
bushels; 1908, PAT 600, 900 bushels; 1904,
$4,000. 900 bushels, twenty bushels for
every family in the country.