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Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve penet stees
the pores of the skin. and by its antiiv p,ic
rubifocient and healing influence il sub
dues inflammation ana cures Boils, Etrns,
Cuts, Eczema, letter, Ring Worm and
all skin diseases. A specific for bind,
bleeding, itching and lrotruding flns.
The original and genuine Witch hazel
Salve ls made by 4 q. Dewitt & Co, and
sold by Jno. +. Jackson.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

One of the novel features of the
Lewis and Clark Exposition is shallow
lake 200 in acres extent, in which will be
many kinds of fish. The lake will also
contain about $4,000 electric lights,
which will illuminate the water and
allow people to see the fish as they
swim about.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

Prof. E. j. Banks, of the University
of Chicago, has rendered his resignation
and hereafter will devote himself to
scientific research among the ruins of
ancient Babylon. Last year he was at
the head of the uniyersity's expedition
to Turkey,
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

According to the New Encyclopedia
of Missions" the Bible, or portions of
it, has been translated into upwards of
400 different languages. This immense
number would seem almost incredible
were it not supported by a complete
list of the various tongues. 30
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

The Famous Little Pills EARLY Rs
Frs cure Cons ipatioA, Sick Headsc ?,
Billlousness, etc. They never grippe or
sickeu, but impart early rising energy.
Good for children or adults. Sold by
Jno. E. Jackson.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

A volcanic eruption at st. Vincent
once threw cloud of dust against the
wind to Barbados, a distance of 100
miles. The deposit fell for twelve hours
over the entire island, attaining a
thickness of nearly half an inch. It's
estimated weight was, therefore, near
ly 100000 tons.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

London now has an automobile baby
carriage. 1t can be stopped easily by a
child in the car depressing pedal with
its foot or by the person in charge push
ing forward lever on the side of the
car.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

There are two crowns in the Vatican
that are worth over 81, OOO,O 900. In fact,
one of them, that given to Plus VII by
Napoleon, is worth over 50, 600. 1t
contains the largest emerald in the
world,
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20
When e'er you feel impending i'll,
And need a magic little pill,
Like DeWitt's Little Early Rise

Like DeWitt'e Little Early Rlsers.
The Famous Little Pills, Early Riser"
cure Constipation, Sick Headache, Bilious
ness, etc. They never grippe or sicken,
but impart early rising energy. Good for
children or adults. Sold by Jno. L. jack
son.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

Digests all classes of food, tones and
strengthens the stomach and digestive
organs Cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Stomach Troubles, and makes rich red
blood, health and strength. Kodol Dye
pepsia Cure rebuids wornout tissues. Gov.
g. w. Atkinson, of w. Va, says: Il
have used number of bottles Of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure and have found it to be
a very effective, and, indeed, powerful
remedy for stomach ailments, / recon-
mend 1t to my friends" Sold by Jno. E.
Jackson.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

Mabel Loomis Todd, daughter, grand
daughter and wife Of astronomers, has
witnessed all the important eclipses of
recent years, making sketches and TAX
ing notes for scientific articles.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20
Greatly In Demand.

Nothing is more in demand than med
icine which meets modern requirements
for blood and system cleanser, such as
DR.. Kings New Life PILE. They are just
what You need to cure stomach and liver
troubles Try them. At John +. Jack
sons drug store, 25c., guaranteed
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20
To Cure A Cold In One Day

Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININF
Tablets. All druggists refund the money
II il fails to cure.
Il. w. Groves signature is on each
box. 25o.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

The pupils in Mexican schools who
have been perfect in their lessons are
allowed to smoke cigaretts after the
Rotations.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20
Foreign Breyltles.

Probably the youngest general in the
world is nephew of the late Shah Of
Persia, boy not yet Ia years old. He
holds the rank of full general in the
Persian army.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20
Odd and Interesting.

The Indians of the Choctaw tribe, in
Indian Territory, have formed a good
roads association.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

The lighthouse at Corunna, Spain, is
believed to be the oldest one now in use.
1t was erected during the reign of Ira
jan, and rebuilt in 1884,
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

Francesca Zocchi, the oldest Italian
actor, an uncle Of the famous Salvini,
has just died at Figarole at the age of
9G.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20
Vain Regret.

But, BERTHE" said his mother, you
asked for two cakes and | gave them
to you. Aren't you satisfied"
mo. amt" growled Berthe. "You
was so easy I'm kickin' meself now
cause didn't ask for four."-Phila-
delphia Press.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-07-20

George w, Brown, of Boston, has
given 500, 900 for new library building
to be built in Mortified, Vt.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
A Defective Memory.

Mrs. Ferguson had just returned
from an entertainment and was in
ecstasies over a young woman elo-
cutionist who had taken part in it.
"She had on a trained gown of
dark purple velvet" she said, with
bodice trimmed in deep cape collar
of real Irish lace and lace cuffs. She
wore her hair pompadour and had a
diamond cluster at her throat"
"What did she recite?" asked Mr..
Ferguson.
&c netting about a little girl
whose mother lost her in the park or
somewhere. Tve forgotten the name
Of it. You know well enough what
a wretched memory I have. But it
was awfully pathetic. What are you
grinning about, I'd like to know?"-
Chicago Tribune.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
A Careful Man.

"Have you noticed" asked the
man who keeps his eyes open, "that
sidewalks are always laid so that
there is a slight slant toward the
curbstone? If you have not thought
of it there is a thinking man in
Brooklyn that has, and to save shoe
leather he walks on different sides
of the street on alternate days to
make sure that his shoes will be
worn off eyen."-New York Press.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
nracaroni With Eggs.

Macaroni with eggs has all the Sc
d~uctiveness Of Welsh rabbit. Beat
some eggs, two to a pound Of macaroni,
with salt and pepper and a generous al
sowance of grated cheese. Have some
butter hot in the frying pan. When
the macaroni is boiled put it in the but
ter and toss it with a fork until it is
thoroughly buttered. Then pour in the
eggs and cheese slowly, tossing it till
the paste is thoroughly coated. 1t takes
only a few minutess to prepare this
dish
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Odd Railroad Accident.

There was a queer railroad acct
dent in South Africa recently. In
stead Of running into something the
train threw something out. The OBJ
ject thrown out was a white child.
The baby was sitting on a table in
one of the saloons of an express
train. In rounding a sharp curve
the child was shot out of the win
dow. The distracted mother quick
ly stopped the train. Search being
made along the line, the youngster
was found little the worse for its ex-
perience, but CRYING vigorously.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
GOING NORTH SOON
If SO, you ought to look
into the low round trip
rates via. the
F r. co
SYSTEM
SYSTEM
The following are all top-notchers:

The following are all top-notchers:
LOUISVILLE, Ky, VETERANS reunion(
One cent per mile rate. Tickets on sale
June 9, 10, II and II, good to return
July 10.
TORONTO, CANADA (On the Lakes
One fare plus $500. Tickets on sale
June IS, 19, p and p, good to return
August 81.
INDIANAPOLIS, IND.-One fare plus
$500. Tickets on sale June 10 TO p,
good to return June %.
AsBURY, PARK, N. J. (Sea Shore)One
fare plus $3.50. Tickets on sale June
IS, %, 80 and July l, good to return
August 81.
BALTIMORE, MD.-One fare plus $500
Tickets on sale July l, 2 and 5, good to
return August 81.
BUFFALO, n. Y.-One fare plus $500.
Tickets on sale July 7, s and 9, good re-
turning August 4.
You travel on the FINEST TRAINS RUNNING
OUT OF TEXAS. HARVEY DINING SERVICE.
THROUGH SLEEPERS AND CHAIR CARS.
ELECTRIC FANS. c. w. STRAIN,
General Passenger Agent,
Fort Worth. Texas
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
scissors crossed or Net crossed.

Every one in turn passes to his
neighbor a pair of scissors, saying
either 81 give you my scissors cross
ed or Il give you my scissors I'M
crossed" If the player says the
first he must carelessly and in a nat
ural manner cross either his legs or
feet while he is saying this. If, how
ever, his speech is Il give you my
scissors u~ncrossed" he must be care
full to keep both hands separate
Those uninitiated in this game rem
der themselves liable to pay forfeits
without knowing why, their sur
prise, until followed by an explana-
ton, adding to the amusement.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Partners Ia Misery.

"Have you got anything for a
hungry man to eat ?" inquired the
unwashed tourist in the frazzled
trousers plaintively.
81 don't know, my friend" an
swered the man of the house, who
was reading his morning paper on
the back porch. II called the girl
forty minutes ago, and she hasn't
got down yet. l don't believe it
will pay you to wait to find out. You
don't have to wait, and 1 do. Good
morning. Don't step on the cat as
you CO."
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Cat and Mouse.

The children sit in two rows op-
posite each other with a space be-
tween. One child takes the place
of "cat," being ~blindfolded, and one
takes the place of mouse" and is
also blindfolded, the cat standing at
one end of the row and the mouse
at the opposite end. They start in
opposite directions, guiding them
selves by the chairs, the cat trying
to catch the mouse. When the
mouse is caught it is made the cat,
and one of the company takes the
place of the mouse.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
He Knem Where Il Was.

An old sea captain tells a funny
story of an Irish cook who one day
approached him on the bridge and
asked if a thing was lost when 5ou
know where it is. The captain, turn
ing to the cook, said: "Why, no
Why do you ask?" The cook, re-
plying, said, "Well, captain, the
saucepan fell overheard this morn
ing, and I know it's in Davy Jones'
locker"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Candle Trick.

How would you arrange with d
room full of people to place a candle
in such a position that all but one
would see it and that person must
not be b~lindfolded?
Place the candle upon the head of
the person who is not to see It
Should there be a mirror in the
room and should this person make
use of it he would not see the candle,
but only its reflection.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
How to BIanch and shell chestnara.

How to BIanch and She'll ChestnuEs.
With Il sharp pointed knife slit each
shell across one side. Cook q minute
IN boiling water, drain and let dry.
Add a teaspoonful Of butter for each
pint OF nuts and stir and shake Owe
the fire or In the oven three OF four
minutes; then emove the shell and
Ektn together. Keep the nuts covered
with a cloth In the meantime. as they
she'll moro easily when bot
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Nursery Travels.

Mary went to France,
Betty went 10 Spain.
Bobby went around the world
Twice and home again.
Mary took a doll.
Betty took a shawl.
Bobby took q shining sword
And a rubber ball.
What seems very strange.
Though It's true I've heard.
Is that on his Journeyings
Bobby caught each word
Mary spoke IN France,
Betty spoke in Spain.
And they heard him whether he
Talked "a Greece or Maine.
Youths Companion
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
The Part He Didn't Like.

A schoolteacher met a bright lit
tie youngster on his way to school
the other day and asked in an in
terested way:
"Do you like to go to school, Will
lie?:"
"Yes'm," came the reply prompt
", ''and 1 like goin' home, but !
don't like the part in between
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
ResourcefuI.

Julia-Why are you going on with
your t~rousseau after your engage
ment Is broken?
katherine-Oh, because the name
Of my next eligible begins with the
same letter, and it really doesn't
make any diference.-Detroit Free
Press
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
WheR Baby Has a Cold.

When a baby is suffering from a cold
don't administer a sleeping potion and
imagine that you are reaching the seat
of the trouble. The cold works in
sidiously while the child is sleeping so
heavily under the influence of the OPT
ate that you cannot notice the aggra-
waited symptoms.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Didn't Get the Present.

It was a little boys first morning
at school. As the teacher assigned
him a seat she said, "You may sit
here for the present"
When the little boy went home he
repeated to his mother, ''The teach
er told me to sit there for the pres
ent, and then she didn't give me the
nraconto
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Heroism.

"Not all the courage In this world
is displayed on the battlefield"
no" replied the inveterate bach
elor. I've known men who had
been married for years and still kept
on doing their best without a word
Of complaint" = Chicago Record
Herald.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Trying to Recover.

"When I saw her last she seemed
to have fallen in love with him"
ooh, yes. But that was some
time ago. She's suing him now for
breach of promise"
Trying to get damages for the
fall, eh ?"-Philadelphia Record.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
In the Same Boat

Ragson Ito friend in hotel bed
room)-Let me in, jim. l can't find
the keyhole.
Tagson-Call a hall boy. I Just
got in myself and don't know where
it is either.-Detroit Free Press.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
How to Keep cider sweet.

To keep cider sweet allow it TO work
until it has reached the state most de-
sirable to the taste, then add one and A
half tumblers of grated horseradish TO
each barrel and shake well. This ar
rests further fermentation. After re-
naming a few weeks, rack of and
h..rr m closely in cIean casks.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Reeoanized.

"You don't recognize titles of no
bility in this country said the dis
tinguished foreigner.
ooh, yes, we cam" answered Mr..
Cumrox. Mother and the girls can
not only recognize 'em, but they can
quote their market valuation of
hand."-Washington Star.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Wrongly Named.

Titmouse is a bird.
Catgut is sheep gut.
Sealing wax has no wax.
Blind worms have eyes and can
see.
Irish stew is unknown In Ireland.
Rice paper is not made of rice or
the rice plant.
Kid gloves are not made of kid.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22
Remember This.

Be at war with your vices, at
peace with your neighbors, and let
every new year find you a better
man.-Benjamin Franklin
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-06-22

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Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-09-21
GOOD BLOOD FOR BAD
rheumatism and Other Blood Dis
eases are Cured by Or. Williams
Pink Pills.

"sIn the lead mines wasat work on my
knees with my elbows pressed against
rock walls, in dampness and extremes of
cold" said Mr.. j. G. Meukel, of 1915
Jackson avenue, Dubuque, Iowa, in de.
scribing his experience to reporter,
land it is not surprising that l con-
tracted rheumatism. For three years
had attacks affecting the joints of my
ankles, knees and elbows. My ankles
aud knees became SO swollen l could
scarcely walk Oh uneven ground and
little pressure from q stone under my
feet would cause me SO much pain that
would nearly sink down. 4 was often
obliged to lie in lied for several days at q
time Ny friends who were similarly
troubled were getting hO relief from
doctors and did not feel encouraged to
throw money away for nothing. BY
chance l read the story of Robert Yates.
of the Klauer Manufacturing Co., Of
Dubuque, who had a very bad case OF
rheumatism. decided to try DIR. Will
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People, the
remedy he had used. In three or four
weeks after beginning to use the pills, l
was much better and in three months l
was well. The swelling of the joints
and the tenderness disappeared, could
work steadily and for eight years have
had no return of the trouble. My whole
family believe in DIR. Williams Pink
Pills. Both my sons use them. We
consider them u household remedy that
we are sure about"
What DIR. Williams Pink Pills did for
Mr. Meukel they are doing for hundreds
of others. Every dose sends galloping
through the veins. pure, strong, rich, RED
blood that strikes straight at the cause OF
all i'll health. The new blood restores
regularity, and braces all the organs fol-
their special tasks. Get the genuine DR..
Williams Pink Pills at your druggists
or direct from the DIR. Williams Medj
cine Co.. Schenectady, NY.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-09-21
He'd Wart a Harp.

The craze for giving and accepting
coupons for the purchases of merchan-
disc, to be eedeemed by prizes, was
given a more or less merited rebuke
by Nat c. Goodwin. He bought bill
of goods and the salesman offered him
the coupons that the amount of the
purchase called for. Mr.. Goodwin
shook his head. II don't want 'em,
he said. ''You had better take them,
SIR" persisted the clerk; I'VE redeem
them with very handsome prizes. II
you can save up a thousand coupons
we give you a grand piano" Say
look here" replied Mr.. Goodwin, iii
ever drank enough of your whisky
or smoked enough of your cigars to get
a thousand of those coupons wouldn't
want a piano. I'd want harp"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-09-21
Cost of Egg Production.

Ever since we can remember, there
has been constant controversy going
on as to the cost of producing eggs.
Some authorities are willing to agree
that it costs cents dozen to pro-
duce eggs. We doubt very much if this
is correct We believe that the
amount is very much larger, and we
figure this out from the cost of keep
ing a hen year. The cents dozen
is Il cent an egg. At that rate, the
hen that costs dollar year to keep
must lay 200 eggs year to make the
cost 6 cents a dozen. AS a matter of
fact, our fowls will not average this
by at least 60 eggs. The cost, there
fore, must be in the vicinity of or
10 cents a dozen where all the food
except the green stuff has to be
bought. Even at this price, there is a
good profit in the production of eggs.
Moreover, many of our farms are so
situated that the eggs produced by
the hens cost absolutely nothing, as
the hens make their living mostly from
the waste of the farm.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-09-21
Fine for the Chauffeur, Anyway.

The following incident occurred be-
fore Judge Tyler, judge of the munich
pal court, Norwich, Conn: A chauffeur
being brought before the judge on a
charge of overspeeding his auto, swore
that at the time of his arrest the ma
chine was not travelling faster than
three miles an hour.
Every WE'LL replied the Judge, calm
ly. But rather than be beaten by the
accused, he said: Il then charge you
with obstructing the traffic" Boston
Herald.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-09-21
Sulphur. and Cattle Ticks.

In regions where the cattle are SUBJ
ject to attacks of fever due to the
presence of ticks, the opinion has
gained ground among the cattlemen
that if the cattle are fed large quaint.
ties of sulphur, this will prevent them
from being attacked by the ticks, and
if any ticks are on them, they will
fall off. In South Africa a thorough
test is being made of this theory.
Young steers and colts were given
sulphur in their food during a period
Of 40 days. receiving one and half
ounces of sulphur daily. At the end
of this time the dose was increased to
three ounces daily, and this was con-
tinued during the infestation. The
steers were then infected with the
ticks. These ticks reached maturity
in the usual time and it was evident
that the prolonged sulphur treatment
did not produce the slightest effect
upon the ticks.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-09-21
Fruit Exhibit at Fairs.

Societies having the control Of the
fruit exhibit at fairs should see to it
that, so far as possible, every variety
of fruit grown in the state shall be
represented at each exhibition. Man
ayers of agricultural societies should
remember that these exhibitions are
for the purpose of instruction and for
the stimulation of fruit growing. They
IRE not mere gambling devices by
which a few men can make as much
money as possible out of the premi-
ums. Many of our exhibits are def
ciert in the number of varieties dis
played. Certain orchardists are in
vited in, and these generally make a
display of the fruit they grow them
selves. Some of the varieties that are
thriving best in the state are not
shown at all. The managers of the
exhibit could, by very little work
bring in all the different varieties OF
fruit being grown in the locality rep
| resented by the fair. This should be
done even if the management has tt
buy few plates of good fruit, of va
rieties that would not otherwise bt
represented. The matter of instruc
ton should be made much of, and ev
cry variety should be fully designated
by lettered or printed labels that arr
large enough to be read by all. Yer!
frequently the labels on the fruits ar
very badly written on slips of pape
and are placed where they ar
weighed down by the fruit. This ma,
be satisfactory to the judges, blu
would hardly do much in instructini
the public.