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Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24
AN oko oAcNELoa sAvs vnAv-

The front parlor is the most popu-
lar court room.
Courtship may be bliss. hut matri-
mony sometimes blisters
A woman's understanding is limited
only by the size of her feet
If love makes the world go round
it's no wonder lovers act dizzy.
A woman may be a conundrun. but
she always has a ready answer
The woman who tells fortunes from
a teacup isn't necessarily q saucer-ess.
Ring OFF. said the telephone girl
when she Cancelled her engagement.
A woman's idea of hopeless idiot
Is a man whom she has loved and lost
With the exception Of vanity
woman may be able to live down any
folly.
If wife foots her husbands socls
1t is seldom burden for him to foot
her bills.
Women are always in ouest OF some
thins-hut conquest seems to suit
them best
The smaller the girl the larger the
coll necessary to appease ter incipi
ent maternal affection.
Matrimony resembles besieged
city; those who are out want to get
in, and those who are in would ike
to get out.
The woman who th.-ouehlv under.
stands men may not be able to write
magazine poetry. but she is pretty
sure to be a good cook.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24
NOW SIZE KEEPS YOUNG.

She eats three warm meals at regn.
lar hours.
She never rides where she can walk
the distance comfortably.
She takes fifteen quiet minutes in a
darkened room after luncheon.
She doesn't waste her vitality in
superfuous and energetic talking
She is careful to spend at least /.
half hour every day in the open air
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24
RAILROAD No1r
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All! That's the Route.

Effective March La. ~ Colorado 4
Southern railway ~ill oVsrsAe its through
service to Cripple Cresk 1tst6c points via
the Cripple Creek Shost Las (C. 5. &C.
Z. ID. Ry.)
This will nov be the most popular and
convenient ruate betweea beaver and
Cripple Creek district.
Splendid train service will he inaugur-
ated and on fast schedules Trains leave
Denver at $50 a. m. and 8 As p NJ daily
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24

Gunnison Town OFFICERS.
MsSpt " :. Ditto.
tlerk. = " Harp-r
treasurer. " A. tlsrk
Marshal ; s. Duro.
Police ilfi-trste. Js- 4 Leshy
Artsrnes " Neg 1ner
fiist-e- r. D.. Mueller q y P.naiBg on 4 j
Itssmi,-on. + " Hsrpar. ?. {. buylis aud Geo
Mason.
The Boar - Trustees meets the first Monday
~ each month.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24
eDyaea oloeepDsy.

(sATuOLG GChusch-Mosniaz "a Is st 100 ON
" 6rst aud third Sssndays. ausA " Seho,l q
400 y. IN. Er. Osasehsr, Ne stor.
voRESBYTERiAN Church Morning service at
II n m Sunday SchoDl at " IN. &. r.. at
$50 and evening service At BID. ~ hidweek
,rayer meetings on "Wednesday evenings. ksv
j, v. Thompson Pastor.
ErHDDtSr EPISCOPAL Church OF G M
q" ni-nn sunday school at ~ a. m. Morn
ing service at II a. m. class meeting at II m.
iuaior League at p. IN. Epworth League at
t;D anf evening service at 10 y. IN. Midwesk
layer m ,sting on Weines lay evenings. Rev
". +. Perry. Pastor.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24

". =. MAILS.
Aarning mail z.tn9 vest CLOSES at HAD = m.
aud evening matt eA-t ~ 10 y
4 ra-teI Butte mall ciss- 81 W. a..
County OFFICERS.
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tuaats IT. a. : l. whipp
sheriff Am Wat "a
tssaaiy Assessor. Y = Huriey.
tuaaty -sr, yer. y H.,Is.r
toHnts Al rsss u -spp.
uautt in ix ten " sth 'risston.
= atts ~upertnten TENT. MIS- Fannie Barn At.
iasaty orsnor .,lssi. l. Miller
e. ,uaty Commissioner i-t pi@trii,t H.Collius.
tounis c1ami- siousr Bud pi-trict. ] ~ tu4ter.
oants commissioner .rd District n 81 ..t
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24

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Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24

A T. IA NJ, Guuni-on Lodge No. ~ Meets
~ second and fourth Tuesdays at Masonic
hall Virginia ave. J. H. Rowland W. n.
II. X. Aikine. secprtary.
Gunnisoo Chapter No. IL meets third Friday
o. H. Aikine, N. p.
OunnlSHn tommandery, 4. T. No =. meets
second Wednesday. J. A. Steele E. &.
Wsunita Chapter No. 81 o Z. s., msss- 70. a 4
and fourth Fr'days. Mrs. B. aolla way. W. n.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24

IMPROVED ORDER RED NEN-Nez Perce-
Tribe No NJ Meets every Friday evening al
Rod Mems hall, Touichi ave
Forrest ketchspi, sachem.
p. j. Hurley. G. Of r.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24

Development Of internal heat ~
processes of breathing. by caltivsttss
of the vigorous affections ssA by tn
use Of highly vital food.-V. @. LunA
Quist in human Culture.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24
senEvv OleecIooy.

HONENS' RELIEF CORPs-Meets first ans
'" third SATURDAYS at 2:0 D. n. in Mood
MsD hall. Mrs p p Miller president
Mis- Bessie Estes secretary
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-03-24

o U. W.. Gunnson Lodge No. Sl-Meets
-. hrst an thiri Satur lays Of each mouth
la Qunn's hall. Main street.
J. l.. Dunbar. N. ".
l.. n. Ea steriy, Recorder.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
sylvanus cobb's Hens and Corn.

Sylvanus cobb's Hens and Corn.
In the early forties there lived in
Waltham, Mass, noted Universalist
minister, Sylvanus Cobb, widely
known for his ready wit. He kept
hens, and he was not particular where
they roamed.
A certain neighbor was much an
noyed by the frequent visits of these
hens, and one day, after he had OBJ
served them scratching up his newly
planted corn, he complained to Mr..
Cobb. The clergyman listened to the
tale, and then slowly gave reply: 81
did not know that corn would hurt
hens"
The neighbor was so taken aback
by this answer to his complaint that
he had not word to say and quietly
withdrew, Illuminating on what he had
just heard, with the result that, on
arriving home, he placed a good
charge of powder in his shotgun and
on top a handful of corn.
He had not long to wait for the re.
turn of the minister's hens, when he
fired, killing two of the flock. Tying
the legs together, he carried the dead
fowl to the minister's door, with this
placard attached: "Not long ago you
said that you did not know that corn
would hurt hens, but here are two OF
yours that have been killed by corn. u
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25

Persons desiring to rent Wagner
hall. corner Charles and Western ave.
Inues for lodge meetings, parties,
dances, meetings or for any occasion
may obtain the same at reasonable
rates upon application to ]. Fl.
Charleston, 632 University avenue.
Jarvis. the heller and saver OF soles,
at SO p. Fourth street, says, in one of
his street car signs: Il can mend
shoes better than I can write, and, If
the sign is fair specimen of his work
as writer. he's right, as ne can mend
shoes all right if he cannot write all
right.
Il You wish a good shave, hair cut,
shampoo, or anything in the tonsorial
line, call at Richard Cousbys neat
barber shop, No. 3741s Minnesota
street. First class workmen only.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Music for
dances and all occasions furnished on
short notice.
FIRST CLASS MEALS, like. moth.
er used to, cook may be had at Mrs.
Ella Smiths, No 352 Cedar street.
Breakfast from to II a. M; lunch
from IL to 2:30 p. m.;s dinner from 5
to 8 p. m. Meals to order when de-
sired. Sunday dinners speciality
Regular meals Is cents.
Hamm's New Beer. This beer is sc
decidedly superior to any draught
beer ever before brewed, that within
the few days it has been on sale it
has already attained a fixed place in
public favor. Call for it. Hamm's
New Brew. 100000 barrels in stock.
On draught from now on.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
ITALIANS KILL SINGING BIRDS.
GoIdfinches, Bluejays and Bats sho,
and Sold in the Market.

GoIdfinches, Biuejays and Bats Shot
and Sold in the Market.
The olive trees around Lucca are
not nearly so old or so gnarled COX
ing as those familiar to visitors on
the Riviera, probably because, owing
to the proximity Of the mountains,
the climate in which they grow is
more temperate.
There would he a great many beau
tiful singing birds in the groves and
mountain sides around ;Lucca were 1t
not for the passion which the Tuscan
contadini have for il la caccia-the
chase. The sport they indulge in all
day long is shooting at goldfnches
and 1innets and other little birds. all
OF which are sold and eaten.
In the markets at Lncca have seen
jays for sale. Upon my expressing a
doubt as to their succulency L was as
sured that they were xcellent-w
boiled
There is apparently no rule in Tus.
cany as to not shooting on the high
roads. Indeed, on every mile or two
of roadway you will probably meet at
least one cacciatore with a gun upon
his shoulder.
They will fire at anything, even
a bat. I. myself, saw my friends
cook. Tito by name, shoot bat on the
high road. He said if he could only
get enough of them they would make
good pie. Ye gods! bat pie and boil
ed jay-what a dinner!- Chambers
Journal.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25

cannot be restored by tanfy. s# .s'
Nothing blinds the soul quicker than
winking at sin.
a Helping Hand.
One very slippery day Mark Twain,
in his great sealskin overcoat, was
walking down Maine street, in Hart
ford. A portly citizen, whom he
knew by sight, fell just in front Of him.
with side-rending thud. Looking
calmly down, with that shadowy smile
which only stirred his heavy mus
tache, Mark Twain drawled: .sYou's
have to hit it again, and little hard
er. Then think you'll break through
All appreciation of humor had been
so well shaken out of the fat man
that with a purple face he told Mr..
Clemens to go where there Is always
successful corner on ice and: snow.
Mark Twain stuffed his hands deep
into the sealskin pockets after his
fashion. hung his head patheticaily
on one side in his inimitable way,
and walked on, saying sadly:
THAT is the very last time that I'll
try to encourage man to get up
when he is down on ice y Saturday
Evening Post.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
Healthy Place to Live.

st. Vincent de Tyrosse. a French
village with a population Of some five
hundred people, must be a healthy
place to live, if the old age, of its in
habitants is any criterion. On a single
day recently no less than five couples
Of the village celebrated their golden
wedding together.
The five couples have a combined
age of 765 years, and are named Oar
cant, Fabes, Latailade, Fortabat ant
Coustets. A sixth couple in the vii
llage only lacked few months. of be
ing able to join in the celebration. AL
Of the parties concerned are agricul
tural laborers, and they are all il
good health. and every day finds
them at their usuak tasks.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
Expert Jananese Smokers.

According to accounts the Japanese
are experts in smoke rings and in Jap.
an it is considered no uncommon trick
to blow three rings of smoke in sue.
cession, the second travelling through
the first and third through both. Some
stage. performers become so expert in
smoke-blowing that they are not only
able to multiply The number of rings
thus formed, but actually form Jap
anese characters representing words
and even sentences. One Japanese
juggler, it is declared, proposed to his
wife by forming the characters repre-
senting his avowal of love through a
thin stream of smoke.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
THE VIRGINIA RESTAURANT.
And lunch room, No. 44e jackson 81
Tel. N. w. Main 1866 l..
e - Ev,ne Dro~


Tel. N. W.. Main 1866 l.,
G. II. Evans, Prop.
Regular meals Is. cents, served from
500 to 1880 a. M; 1880 to 2:00p. M;
800 to 1880 p. m. Short orders serv-
ed at all times. Hot bread served for
all regular meals. All kinds of sand
witches served at lunch counter. We
bake our sandwich rolls every day.
Oysters served in all styles. Stewed
oysters put up in tin boxes to be taken
out. Fried oysters put up in boxes to
be taken out. Special cents and 10
cents meals served at lunch counter.
If there is anything special wanted call
us up by phone and if it's in the mar
ket we will be pleased to fill your
order if given us before six o'clock, as
markets close at that hour. We make
speciality of cooking Sunday dinners
and after-theatre suppers. Bread and
rolls baked to order for family use.
Pies. crullers and coffee rolls baked
every day. Tables reserved for ladies.
Open from 500 a. NJ to 100 a. m.
Tickets good for 81 meals, worth $3.15
for $3.50. Call to see us.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
The Voice OF the NEGRO.

.
Mr.. S. D. Kemp has been appointed
agent for "The Voice of The Negro"
monthly magazine published in At
lanta, Ga:, and, the only magazine now
being edited and published by Afro
Americans in this country Messrs
j. w. 3. Bowen and j. Max Barber
are editors. Among those who have
pledged their support to the magazine
as contributors are: Prof. w. E. B.
Du Bots. Prof. Kelley. Miller, DR..
Booker T. Washington, Mrs. Mary
Church Terrill, Mrs. Fannie Barrier
Williams and score of others promi-
nent among the leading writer's.
The price OF the magazine is Only
81 per year. Persons desiring TO SUP.
scribe should send their subscriptions
to S. D. Kemp, Army Building foot of
Robert Street, st. Paul
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
MARRIAGE ON WANE IN BRITAIN

Rate in Proportion to Community
Fallen to AIarmingly Low Point.
The figures Of the decline in Great
sBritain's birth rate. which aroused
such serious misgivings, have now
been supplemented by similar Stats
tics which would seem to point to the
popularity of marriage being on the
decline. =,
The year 1908 was marked by a
heavy slump in matrimony, says
London cable to the New York Herald.
Not only was there decrease in the
number Of marriages as compared
with the previous year, phenome
which has manifested itself continu-
ously since 1899, but the rate of mar
riages, based on the manageable pro-
portion of the community, was the
lowest for more than twenty years.
One of the most striking points
about the return is the evidence it
seems to give that the famous advice
of Mr.. Weller, ST., to beware of the
vidders" has taken firm root in this
country.
The number of remarriages among
widows has been declining steadily for
nearly thirty years and in 1903 only
65.8 in every 1000 widows were called
upon to take VOWS for the second or
third time, as against SO in 1S79-1SSO.
One paper in commenting on this fact
suggests that this is strong presump-
tive evidence Of the firm hold which
"Picl1wick" has taken on the public
mind.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
Surely Not in Boston.

Henry James, the novelist, narrated
at a Boston dinner party a converse
ton that he had overheard that after.
noon.
1T was a conversation, said Mr..
James, between a young book clerk
and an older one. It occurred in a
book shop devoted to the sale OF the
most popular and newest fiction.
"The younger clerk approached the
older anxiously.
"tSay,' he whispered, there's a
woman here wants Spencer's poems.
els it Herbert Spencer's poems 2
the more experienced clerk asked
calmly.
yes said the other what shall
tell her?'
TEL her We haven't EN- said the
older clerk"
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
MINNEA POLLS
DoiNGs IN AND ABOUT THE
GREAT "FLoUR CITY,

Matters Social, Religious and General
Which Have Happened and Are to
Happen Among the People Of the
City.
Mr.. James Nelson is dangerously
Ill at his home on Pleasant ave.
Mrs. Victoria Weir has gone to De-
troit, Mich. to spend the winter with
relatives
You cannot escape your taxes here
by talking about your citizenship
there. i
Mr.. Felix Weir who has been in the
city for some time returned to Chicago
the first of the week.
Mr.. w. L. Hardy is running one of
the largest and best cafes at Excel
sior, Lake MinnetOnka.
Shoes resoled in Is minutes at S.
T.. Sorensen's, 3l2 Nicollet avenue.
Sewed soles Is cts, nailed sOles SO
cts. New up-to-date shoes, all styles,
| $3.50.
Mr.. Harvey B. Burk will deliver an
address at St. Peters church next
Thursday evening under the auspices
of the Niagara Movement, on VIM.
Lloyd Garrison and Judge Tourgee.
The Pastors Aid. Society met with
Mrs. T. B. Parker last Tuesday even
ing. The next meeting will be with
Mrs. Washington at the residence OF
Mr.. Fac Johnson, 2604-4th Ave. Wed
nesday evening.
! Mrs. NJ o. Cannon Chairman of the
/, Committee, in behalf Of the church
desires to thank all who so willingly
donated their services. The whole af
fair was a splendid success and about
$4,000 was cleared on the entertain
ment.
An audience that completely filled
Bethesda Baptist church listened to a
splendid programme of music, and ad
!, dresses, last Monday evening. The
. musical numbers Were all well render.
ed The addresses made by Messrs
Burk, Kicks, Wright and Morris in the
/ order named, were listened to with I'M
usual interest.
When In St. Paul and you wish tt
get FIRST GLASS MEALS, like you
used to get at home call on Mrs. Ella
| Smith, No. 352 Cedar street. Break
fast from Z to II a. NJ; lunch from
| IL m. to $3.50 p. M; dinner from 5 te
| 8 p. m. Meals to order when desired
Sunday dinners speciality Regular
meals 25 cents.
Messrs T. o. Modlin and T. H. Greer
have opened an undertaking estab
lishment at 507 Fourth street So
! where they are. prepared to do any
! thing in their line as funeral directors
and embalmers in the latest up-to-date
style. They have had ten years ex
perience and hold licenses from two
states. Calls answered promptly day
on night in the Twin Cities.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
N. 3. MARSHALL,

Carpenter and Builder, 554 Aurora
Avenue.
We have in our midst a first class
carpenter and builder in the person of
Mr.. N. B. Marshall GAP Jackson st.
He will also give prompt attention to
jobbing and general repairing, paint
ing and decorating. Estimates fur
nished upon application. Telephone
N. w. Dale 3S1 J-2. He has so lots
on University avenue for sale on a
cash payment of $25, and a monthly
payment of $40. Will build houses on
these lots to suit purchasers on month
~ payments. DON'T MISS THIS
OPPORTUNITY.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
MILLS LUNCH AND SANDWICH
ROOM.

j. S. Mills, proprietor, 444 Robert
street, between Seventh and Eighth
streets. Open from 800 a. m. to 2::3O
a. m. Tel orders delivered free. Tele-
phone, n. w. Main 1882 l.. This is
the place to get your favorite sand
,wich or good lunch. The best grade
OF coffee is used and the cook knows
how to prepare it, therefore, you are
sure OF excellent coffee. An epicure
will find all of the delicacies Of the
season here. Soup and stews are al
ways Kept on hand and such sand
Wlches as the New York, Pork Ten
derloin. Chicken, st. Paul, Hamburger,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
AN OPEN LETTER.
Minneapolis, Mimi.

MILL. =
Nov. Goth 1905.
To The Afro-American of the city of
Minneapolis,
w. r. Morris, Chairman.
Gentlemen: In memory OF the
past heroic deeds of the men who
composed the union army of the Civil
War, both Afro-American and white,
who stood shoulder to shoulder in de-
Tending their country. G. A. R.
Memorial Hall Committee most respect
fully request your committee repre-
senting the Afro-Americans of this
County, to furnish an oil painting 40
by 60 inches in size, showing the 18th
Mass. Afro-American Regiment en-
tering Charleston, S. c.. as a memorial
of the valorous part the Afro-Ameri-
cans took in suppressing the rebel
lion, and deliver the same to the
Memorial Hall Committee having in
charge the arrangements of the Hall
furnishings, the same to be placed in
the Hall for present and future gen.
erations, thus showing respect and
honor so properly belonging to that
people.
The Memorial Hall Committee will
make arrangements for the frame so
that it can be procured at a reason
able rate
Trusting you will move rapidly In
this enterprise and report within
twenty days to the committee, we
remain,
Sincerely youds.
w. A. Guile, Chairman,
A. A. Kelly, Sec. of the
Memorial Hall Committee.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
CHANGE MADE MATTERS WORSE

Woman Tells of Troubles With Her
Hawaiian Servants.
Hawaiian servants. said a brown
woman, are the best-the best in
the world, but they are strangely un.
sophisticated, strangely naive.
Hawaiian servants insist on call
ing you by your first name. Ours
were always saying to my husband,
Yes, John or All right, john and
to me, Very well, Ann or Ann.
am going out
..At last, Ikgot tired of this and to
John, when we got a new cook,
said:
Don't ever call me by my first
name in this new cocks presence,
Then, perhaps, not knowing my
name, he'll have to say Mrs" to me-
So John was very careful always
to address me as 'Dearie,, or Sweet
heart but the new cook, watchful
chap, gave me no title at all.
Zone day we had some company,
some English officers. told them
how l had overcome, in my new
cooks case, the native servants hor-
rid abuse of their employers Chris
tian names, and said, BY this serv-
ant, at least, you won't hear me
called Ann
Just then the new cook entered
the room. He bowed to me respect
fully and said:
Sweetheart, dinner is served
What?' stammered.
Dinner is served, dearie, an.
sWered the new cook. New York
Herald.
That which is stolen by the tongue
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
Bio Power Stations.

The three great power stations now
being built on the Canadian side of
Niagara Falls will have an aggregate
output of 2s5,000 horsepower. Ulti-
mately one of the companies, the On
tario, will add to its output so as to
bring the total to 100000 horsepower.
It is estimated that the grand total
Sof the worlds present hydro-electric
power is 1,483,000 horsepower, of
which the Canadian station will rep
resent more than p per cent
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
To Whom This May Concern.

Should this reach the notice of any
one who knows any relative Of w. A.
Spears such person will confer favor
by notifying Pride of Montana Lodge
No. K. Of P. at Helena, Mont. This
lodge holds policy for $500 and would
like to hear from Spears sister.
Yours in F. G. and B.,
L. L. Grissom, c. c.,
9 Main st.
Jas. II. Howard, X. of r. and S.,
1908 Ninth Ave-, Helena, Mont.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
ORCHESTRA NOTICE

The Robson & Weir Orchestra
hereby announces that in the future
it will not accept any dance engage
ments. Messrs Robson and Weir
frankly admit that they are inexpe-
rlenced in playing dance music. There
being vast difference between the
rendering of classical and dance music,
Mr.. Robson does not feel that he will
make successful director of dance
orchestra. He will endeavor to
maintain an orchestra which will
render high class music for concerts,
musicals and receptions.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
THANKSGIVING solREE

There will be a special Thanksgiy-
ing soiree at Wagner Hall, Charles
and Western, on the evening of Thurs
day Nov: 80. This soiree will be in
leu OF the regular Friday night dancing
school in same hall. After your good
Thanksgiving dinner, come and enjoy
yourself tripping the light fantastic
toe. Judge Johnson will be floor man
ager. Admission rs cents.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
WhY, indeed?

Nice Old Lady Visitor-And relne1!l-
Der, Sissy, it is age that improves and
perfects one. raaR.,~
Sissy-(four years old and ready to-
learn-Well, then, what has my baby
brother got. two teeth for and my
gran'pa amt got none?
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25
Garrison Centennial.

Persons desiring to secure sugges
tive program for William Lloyd Gar
rlson Centennial Exercises, December
lOth, 1905, can secure same without
charge, except for postage, by address
ing MI. Hugh M. Browne, Cheney. Pa.
This program has been prepared by
Hon. Archibald H. Grimke. of Boston,
with the help and cooperation of Mr.
Garrison's sons, Messrs. William
Lloyd, Jr. and Francis j. Garrison.