The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-07-16
was left Of you il the Flatiron Building fell


on your says Boorum.
And that was the opinion OF the rest OF
us, as we wasn't impressed any BY Spokeley
as a chemist, even il he did sleep with arsenic
under his pillow.
Just the same, he meant what he said
and as soon as the labels was ready he
calls us in his labbytory. There's couple
of dozen bottles apiece for US, and We goes
out with them in all the old satchels. held
for rent, we could borry OF the landlady.
Then here's the seven OF us on corner.
and it's. 'Rou go first. Jimmiel' or. No. you
try your luck first, Billyl' And that keeps
on till Daye gets his nerve up. with tho
six of US with him, and braces the first house
above the corner.
.Yes, says the lady, she's got use most
every day for grease remover only, as
rule. it don't never remove nothing but
the goods and leaves the grease spot Lot
him demonstrate, she says.
"She hands him a grease spot, whi"h
emharrasses Dave considerable, because
he thinks Spokeley is just dahbler and
don't know more than the first lessons OF
chemistry. But he's called on to demon
strate, so he dabs on the fluid.
swell, Of all magic preparations Away
it chases the spot and the goods amt harmed
by IT, The lady is so delighted she buys
half a dozen hotties of him. and We goes
to have seven beers on IT to Spokeley who
has proved there seems to be something
in honesty.
4Then Wilkes sharpens up his nerve.
with the moral support Of the ak Of us
behind him, and he goes out with his satchel,
while the rest OF us drinks another to Spoke
ley and honesty
Most marvellous discovery OF the
age!' cries Wilkes, bursting excited back
to us. They give me buds five years. old
and with one magic dab I knocfed the
spots out Of them! Marvelousi There
was two families in the house, and sold
enough for two drinks around
Its a wonder!' yells Billy Hobble. COM
ing back from his turn. The minute
demonstrated with the bottles they was
sold for me. Nothing ever like VI Spoke
lev is a genius! Oh. bartender
There amt no slow discouraging work
Of peddling for US after few more times
but a merry little excursion we're on,
AZ the ne ven Of US goes up q stoop together
and busts into parlors, and when the In
mates come down to see will they telephone
for the reserves the hull seven Of US cries:
.'The most marvellous discovery OF
the agel Wall sure eradicate stains Of
any description from tho most delicate OF
fabricsl Here's your unparalleled cp.
pytunityp says the seven Of us.
~And we goes swarming from one stoop
to have little surprise party up another
and where we don't sell one place Is made
up the next place, and our fortunes IL made
we say. And Spokeley has done us good,
he has-he has impressed upon us the great
moral lesson It pays to be honest, he has.
sThe seven OF us goes back tn the board
ing house. taking UP the middle OF the
street, with arms twined, ike 1t was an
election parade and we was carrying Ian.
terms, instead Of what We was carrying,
.'How'd you make out3 Anything do.
ing?' says Spokeley.
I 'Spokeley,' we say, you got a grea'
moral truth instilled in US. You amt
much to look at and your company. amt
never very desirable and you amt much
importance, but you done us lots OF gooe
with your great teachings. II pays to bs
honest and humble, and with eighteen
beers apiece inside Of us We thank you FOL
uplifting usl'
Then you sold some?' asks spokeley.
| s'Sold out! We hollers at him. 'Th'
minute they zee you demonstrate you car
sell from one to half dozen bottles. To
morrow each OF US wants hundred bottles
of YOU