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North Park union., 1905-12-01
remoer,nee Reform.

6, review OF the history OF TEN
perdnce reform. August +. Fehlandt.
IN the Arkansas Methodist. says:
But forces were set In operation TO
meet the eNigencles of the situation.
Chief among these was the American
Temperance Society. organized in
Boston In 1896 1t was the energetic
and far.reaching work OF this society.
chiefly through It's corresponding sec
retary. Mr.. Justin Edwards. that total
abstinence came to be the organic
principle of the reform. From plat
form and pulpit this doctrine was pro.
mulgatcd and pamphlets. In form OF
story or address issued from the press
by the million copies. Leading men
In Iublic station entered actively into
tho reform, or Jent their influence to
1t Men by the thousands abandoned
this cup; large numbers gave up the
sale, and everywhere in the wake OF
the temperance reform followed re.
yivsls OF religion. So noticeable was
this latter circumstance that the ten.
perancc reform came to be spoken OF
as the John the Baptist Of the Gospel
that is. its noticeable forerunner.
Then came the tidal wave of TEN.
perance reform. the Washingtonian
crusade. which began with the reform
of gIx drinking men In Baltimore in
1s40. BY this way. not thousands
only. but tens OF thousands were
swept out upon dry land. In the wake
Of this came the fraternal temperance
orders. to take care OF the rescued
the Rechabitos, the Sons OF Temper
ance. Cadets OF Temperance. Good
Tomplars. Within twenty-five years
from the organization Of the Ameri-
North Park union., 1905-12-01
The Price We Must PAY.

NV tssSS W. W0bs F@ys
well.
The tklnx that VIC ought TO do,
But the ,tcmpter comes with lurias
spell.
And his wnrcs have a roscnte hue.
And We say. This once. II aside Ne
look,
II viii never count. 1 tro~'-
But what OF the one Who keeps the
And don, you suppose he'll know:
Do you fancy that sin viii leave no
That law may be we'll dcfacedl
That YOU carry no mark OF what you
Far out on the other Sidc-
The wrong that you did another yet
bears.
VIII carry It all of the way.
And sure In the time when. unnwnrcs.
Il Will come. by your side to stay.
oh. know right ~cIi-een my blindness
That the price we rhnll not escape:
The penalty comes despite our pleas,
To haunt us. grizzly shape.
Forgotten neglect and the wayward decd.
They shall stand. AN accusing row.
With only the good We have done 10
plead
For those who have straycd below.
San Francisco Call.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
The Minister'S Texts.

Little Willie had gone to church on
4 certain Sunday morning. The min.
lister announced that in the evening
his text would be, AN angel came
down from heaven and took live
coal from the altar"
After the service was over Willie's
mother asked him what the text was
to be in the evening and he promptly
replied, AN Injun came down from
New Haven and took live colt by
the halter" Magazine of Fun.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Womsn and win. DRINKING.


In q recent number OF the Smart
Set. an ultra.fashionablc magazine.
published In New York. there Ia m
article by Frank s. Arnett. which is
worthy OF serious consideration. This
article must be considered AS written
from tho standpoint ofa society man.
and Is In part. as follows:
"The day OF the drunkard Is gone,
No longer has he the charity OF his
family. the sympathy OF the night
watch. or the gratitude OF the car
toonIst. II may once have been proper
for the old-time country squires OF
Mcrrle England TO be hauled to bed
from beneath the table; and. doubt
less. drunkenness agreed with the
gigantic physique OF the demgods.
But that sort OF thing means death
TO the nerve.racked American OF to-
day
'How comes II that within the last
few years the use OF intoxicating
liquors has largely increased?
There are many reasons. but one most
diligence is rarer among men. II hns
In greater proportion grown more
customary among women. The min
Ister denouncing the intemperance
hu imngines has spread through all
classes OF society. probably knows
but little more whereof he speaks than
does the indignant and equally mex
parienced editor denying the charge;
but he happens to be much nearer the
facts.
at liz only within decade or so
that this could be truthfully stated. l
etdeavor to recall some neeting
knowledge OF the feasts and follies
of the nncIents. and fall to find women
araong the blbulous. Imagination In
stlEctIvely pictures the maiden Of
c, ,ssIc days as submisslyely engaged
lr iilling the wine cup OF luSuriously
louneing man. II is only the modern
woman that, on fos,al occasion.
clinks glasses with him II is only
here In America and at the com.
mencement OF the twentieth century.
that We find woman replacing man
us tHe uGuHhhIu anu thc Soui Hluuus
II had intended that NIL this should
be written In a tone OF gentle rail-
lery: had meant TO dwell on the
poetry OF drink. on the joyousncss OF
the traditional trinity of wine. women
and song. on the innocent bond OF
jol'lty and camaraderie the cup has
established between men and women.
But 1t cannot be treated In that fash
ion-not. at least. in honesty and by
one who knows whereof he writes.
No man that has closely touched this
phase of woman's life. social and
theatrical. no man that has known n
hundred instances where. night after
night. fame and fortune were seen
dancing In the diamonds OF the wine.
and in the morning were found
stretched lifeless in the dregs Of the
glass. can calmly sit down and write
Of the poetry OF the thing. He can
talk 1t. he can live 1t and lie IT, but
he cannot commit the literary hypoc-
rIsI OF putting 1t In sturdy type
North Park union., 1905-12-01
"se We Kind Ono to Another"

There is striking word In the let.
ter to Ephesians. "Grieve not the Holy
Spirit Of God" Then Immediately
after this exhortation we read, Let all
bitterness and wrath and anger and
clamor and railing be put away from
you. with all malice. and be ye kind
one TO another, tender-hearted. forglv-
ing each other. even as God also in
Christ forgave you II we would be
filled with tie Spirit we must make a
home of love in our hearts for Him.
Unloyingness repels Him.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
We Have Often Suspected This.

Women and men are very much
alike in one respect said the home
grown philosopher.
Whats the answer" querled the
inexperienced youth
Men" explained the philosophy dis
penser, ''lie about the fish they did
MT catch. and women lie about the
men they could have married had they
wanted to"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
A Gentle Hint.

And that" said Mr.. Staylate, con.
cludins his tiresome story. was how
my mother became Interested in the
Home for Aged Widows"
Speaking of homes" remarked Miss
Patience. yawning ostentatiously,
doesn't that word home appeal to
you and make you feel there is no
place like it?"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Threat.

Nothing for us today" asks the
lady as the postman passes the gate.
NO, ma'am." replies the postman.
well, I'm going TO tell Mr.. Jibsum
that we'll have to change postmen.
The postman we used to have brought
us something almost every day. while
you go by often. | don't see why
Mr.. Jibsum couldn't Let well enough
alone"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Shot Out.

Look at Bottle Nose Ben. for in
stance" said an earnest cXhorter 1T
was the Demon Rum that made him
the one.eyed. low-browed sot that he
ic to-day"
Not altogether, parson,' said
Alkali Ike. 1T mebbe made him a
low-browed sot. but it was my good
old gun that made him one-eyed.'
North Park union., 1905-12-01
His Idea OF Education

Wonderful thins-this eddication,"
said the old man.
In what way"
In this way: John knows Jest
enough Latin. an Greek. an French.
to know nothin' at all about maxim a
livin'"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Not Definite Enouqh,

Doctor, want my husband to take
me either to Florida or to Los Angeles
this winter"
Il hope you can decide little more
closely. madam. 1t will take me some
little time to arrange the symptoms
for either place.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
A Great Deficiency.

What makes you so skcptical about
the airship?'
be devised in the way of an aerial am.
bulance and repair wagon that is any
more reliable than the original We.
hicle."
North Park union., 1905-12-01
A, EarIv Reformcr.

81 am looking" said Diosenes' io'
an honest man. ,o. ,ra
And when You find him ~ha' are
YOU going to do?" s,, him
Ssh, I'm not going 10 hhu h'H'
THAT would spoil the joke
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Sociable Jim.Jams,

Bell Boy-Four more highbals for
the gent in room 23I.
Barkeep-Why, he's up there all by
himself.
Bell Boy-Nope. He says he's got
some snakes an he wants to tEgat
EN-.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Renupciafiop

Bessie-"I simply refused to give
him up. so papa stepped in and
dragged me OF TO Europe"
Tessie-"So you had to give him up
after all?"
Bessie" Mercy, yes On the third
day out | gave up everything"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
She Certainly Was.

Patience-I have an idea about tha'
story of Lots wife.
Patricc-What is it?
"Why. it was house hunting ta'ne'
and she was just looking round.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
During Stone Age.

"Ostend," said the teacher oeio,e
stoves were invented how did peopAe
COOKE ou,.,i,
81 guess they cooked on mountain
" remarked Ostend, who had
been reading about the stone age
North Park union., 1905-12-01
p.so,rc.fuI operatic Manager.

Prima Donna-Itll be dreadful II |
have to sing to,morrow-lm awfuLiy
hoarse.
Manager-Oh, don't Worry ABOUT
that-Ill simply raise the prices iof
coats and then nobdy'll notice II.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
e,o,,, Arother Standpoint.

"The rolling stone satherS ho
uocs !" ouoted the man who had never
been outside his home county
"True," rejoined the siooe .'o',e'
..hut it ACQUIRES an enviable polish
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Narrow Associations.

.po Won think Brownstope Front
ever lived in nat! s ,o,rd him
sure of it, I've often neana .a,,a, @ and
,v he inst hated the words snug anu
go. .,.-Detroit Free Press
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Lives There Man With Soul So Dead7

Tess-Mr. Dumley's just the mean
est man. He told me last night he'd
teach me how to whistle II Id pucker
UP my lips
.Jess-O! that old scheme' Then
he kissed you, eh?
Tess-No, the stupid thing! He did
Mt kiss me at all.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
So Say We All.

THE automobile said the entllusi.
asst. ''is still in It's infancy
"Well.' rejoined the practical per.
son. Il hope It makes lsos noise ami
behaves better when II grows up"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
1lma Of Wink.

By pasting bit Of paper upon the
eyelid q Photographic record has
been made Of the duration OF time
required in winking the eye. It has
been found that a wink requires one
third of Z second.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
A Bargain.

spokesman tmaking presentation
on behalf of the banks employees to
thelr chief on his Goth birthday
ana we all hope the Lord will spare
you till you reach 100.
The Chief (cynically)-There's not
much hone that he'll let me go to par.
When he can get me now at 9O.-
Tales.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
One Decree Less Discord.

HAS that girl next door to you
still got her parlor melodeon?'
mo, she exchanged it for cornet.
I'm glad to say
But, gracious, If she plays the cor,
ret that's worse, isn't IT,
Not at all It's only half as bad.
She can't sing while she's playing the
cornet."
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Never Twice Alike.

Think 1t over again. Nanette. be-
fore you refuse me-
why should taiiIer yocr pro
rosnl twice."
"Oh, because yOt wnpvn uevs.
think twice alike. e."--Dorfbarbier.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
In Their Proper Order.

Mrs. Muchwedde--I saw Mrs. ffiN'
yles to-day and she had new pohne''
Mrs. Tenthtime-So!
Yes: and new fall co-t
"Indeed?"
yves. and a lovely new husband
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Still Something Worse.

Mrs. Housekeep-Bridget. | should
think you'd try to do something about
the house without being told. You
never do anything unless | tell you.
You couldn't possibly be worse
Bridget-Oh! dunno. maam.
m;qbt ayen refuse to do what ye tell
me-
North Park union., 1905-12-01

Says Plants Experiences ssnsatien.
Prof. @. haberlandt. after studying
the sensitiveness Of the tendrils and
hairs on plants. has come to the con-
clusion that some plants are capable
Of experiencing regular sensations.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
On the Run.

THE cashier has skipped out and
his books are in an awful muddle."
announced the bookkeeper. What
shall we dor
open a running account with him
st once said the president, promptly.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
~ IG--~-~-->.ss *, -. - IF
gE>Ir;';IiIiI!E;s&<szB {
ExPIOSIONS
Suburban Iuxuries

Mf. Citiman-Why IN creation do
you pucker your face over those sour.
sleen grapes. when you can git
beauties at the fruitman's for mere
song? ''e .
Mr. suburb-They wouldn't tasts
as good us these. s'
why not?"
Il raised these myself."-New York
Weekly.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
A Living Faith.

Keep the sunshine Of living faith
in the heart Do not let the shadows OF
discouragement and despondency fall
upon your path. However weary you
may be. the promises Of God will. like
the stars at nigh, never cease to shine.
TO cheer and strengthen. The best har-
vests .e the longest In ripening. 1t is
not pleasant to work in the earth.
pluck the ugly tares and weeds. but
1t is az necessary as sowing the seeds.
The harder the task. the more need OF
singing"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
BriQht Child.

Angel Child-Aunt Daisy. what is
meant by a fictitious character?
Aunt Daisy-That means one that
is made up, dear
Angel Child-Oh, yes! Then you're
fictitious character. areu. you.
auntie?
North Park union., 1905-12-01
A Wise Western Girl.

"1 have a notable family tree saiu
Count Fucash. insinuatingly.
"Yes," answered Miss sylvia ocaaus, -,
"but fs mily trees don't cut m.eh VI
= 0CSu in the lumber market.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
HI. Literary Preference.

II was Chicago business man
who In answer to the question. what
book has had the greatest influence
on your life and been most beneficial
tc you!" sent the following reply:
"Bradstreet's."
North Park union., 1905-12-01
To Be Sure.

THE charity organization is solicit.
ing donations of bed clothes for the
new insane asylum"
What are you going to send them?"
"Oh. some crazy quilts, | suppose"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
GOOD on the Sprint.

ITS bes' to be straightforward, son."
said Uncle Eben. de man dat keeps
chasin' de devil roun' de stump is
purity sure to get ketched up with
FUN behind. Star.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
According to Aareement.

Hicks-You don't mean to say
that You Gol the better OF Cable in
an argument?
Wicks-fes; I told him II he'd give
me two minutes to present my side.
without interruption. Id let him talk
for an hour"
Hicks-Well?
Wicks-Well, when had talked
through my two minutes jumped on
a passing trolley car.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
When The. eel iome.

She-You know well that had lit,
tie TO say.
He-Yes, know you had little to
say. The trouble is it took you SO
long TO say it,
North Park union., 1905-12-01
She Doesn't Helm Hin,

S'e OVSsHt F1cIp HIM.
DON'T see how Henpeck can put
up with his wife"
oh, she doesn't help him."
Help him? How do you mean?"
why. during the preserving sea.
son, She makes him do the putting
up by himself"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Good Cause Tor the A,sauIt.

But" said the Judge. you provoked
the fight"
No. OF didn't" replied the prisoner.
But you struck the first blow. Why
did you do that?"
"Bekase he sed to me. II Oi'm wan,
ye're another and SO soaked him I"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
II Reminded Him,

How do you like the chicken salad,
Mr.. kidder?" asked Mrs. Starvem.
"Oh. that reminds me-" exclaimed
Kidder, Il bought book that was to
be sent home to-day. Did it Gomez"
Yes. the book came, but how did
the chicken salad remind you of it?"
We'll, the book Is half calf"
North Park union., 1905-12-01
His Happiest Hour.

Ile-Do you remember the night
asked you TO marry me?"
She-Yes. dear.
For whole hour we sat there,
and not a word did you speak. All.
that was the happiest hour OF my
life!"-Tales.
North Park union., 1905-12-01
Three Feet.

Subbubs-Not much grounds abou,
your house in town, Ell? Is the yard
wide?
North Park union., 1905-12-01

Townley-Just about
Subbuhs-Eh? Just about what,
Townley-A yard wide.-Philadel.
phia Press.
North Park union., 1905-12-01

Lesson ELEvgN-oEcGMsEa
The statesman., 1905-10-27

Anderson; Azalia Hackley Choral
Club; Address, "A Trip to Alaska"
Judge Gabbert, Justice OF the Su-
preme Court of Colorado; centennial
Mandolin and Guitar Club; Vocal So
10, Mrs. Westbrook; Duet, Mrs. Pinn
and Miss Hawkins.
Mrs. DR. H. T. Noel OF Nashville is
in the city to remain with her son,
Daniel Walker and Miss Berry OF
26l4 Welton Street, were united in
marriage Monday evening at her
home.
W. G. Campbell goes back to work
at the Mint on the /, after months
vacation.
Rocky Mountain Lodge No. 232O
G. L. o. of o. F will celebrate Feb.
u, in honor Of the great martyred
President Abraham Lincoln. They
will entertain their friends at ban.
quet.
The statesman., 1905-10-27
Big VIII Contest in Order.

Mrs Mary Floyd McAdoo Of Knox.
vile. Tenn, mother Of W. C. McAdoo.
Jr., of the Jersey City Tunnel Com
pany. is one of the contestants of the
will Of Mrs. Harry A. Floyd Gopcevic
OF San Francisco. who left more than
100000 OF he ,ortune to street car
motorman whom she married four
months before her death 1t is said
that the lawyers for the contestants
believe the will can be broken and the
big fortune left by the late Capt r. 6.
Floyd win be divided among his rela.
t,yes. Mrs. McAdoo is one Of the two
sisters Of Capt Floyd. About one,
third OF the estate viii go to her and
her chIldrsu Il the will does not stand.
The statesman., 1905-10-27
PLANS TO GET RICH

are often frustrated by sudden break
down, due to dyspepsia or constipa-
ion. Brace up and take DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. They take out the
materials which are clogging your
energies, and give you new start.
Cure headache and dizziness too. At
Jas. Hullinger & Co, drug store, 29d
and Larimer ST. 25c; guaranteed,
The statesman., 1905-10-27

FULL OF TRAGIC MEANING
are these lines from j. H. Simmons of
Casey, Ia, Think what might have
resulted from his terrible cough if he
had not taken the medicine about
which he writes: 81 had a fearful
cough that distressed my nights rest.
! tried everything but nothing would
relieve it until took DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds which completely cured
me" Instantly relieves and perma.
nautly cures all throat and lung dis
eases; prevents grip and pneumonia
At Jas, Hullinger & Co., druggist;
guaranteed; SOC and Sl.0O Trial bot
lie free.
The statesman., 1905-10-27
or Course You Want
THE SHORT LINE

When going to Colorado Springs,
Pueblo, Cripple Creek or to Texas
then take the Colorado & Southern
It's not only the Short Line but offers
superior service to these points. All
trains fast and punctual
The statesman., 1905-10-27
CITY NEWS,

Miss Viola Neely occurred Wednes-
day evening at Wards Mission, Rev.
Brown officiating. They have gone to
housekeeping at $3.50 Welton Street.
Many years OF residence here has
made the groom many friends who
Join us in best wishes.
Thursday evening OF last week at
their home on Downing avenue, Mr..
and Mrs. yonDickersohn entertained
q number Of friends in honor Of the
10Th birthday of their son, r E.
Fleomeoing. The house was very
prettily decorated in pink and white
and after many games the hostess,
assisted by Mrs. Norris, served dain-
!y refreshments. Mr.. Fleomeoing
has grown up in this city and has
proven himself credit TO the young
er class Of Denver. Several useful
presents we're received.
Wait for the grand ball Of the seas
on at East Turner Hall Nov. 23rd.
The double attraction Of two dane.
es Thursday night took about all the
dancing public away from home aud
they received all that they bargained
for. At Manitou Hall the New Dane
ing Academy with the Harris Orches-
ira purveyed pleasure and the well
known reputation Of them both for
making good makes comment unuec-
essaryl
AT East Turner Hall under the
management Of Wm. knight, there
was crowd such as seldom assem-
bles at that hall which frollicked the
evening away till two o'clock in the
festivities Of a mask ball. Holley's
Orchestra delighted the patrons with
the best OF music, one piece being en-
eored four times. The prizes were
distributed the FIRST going TO Mrs.
Jessie Smith, fine lamp; Miss Hat
tie Congdon, silver mounted umbrel.
la; Mrs. Eva Williams. water pitcher;
Thomas Anderson, meerchaum pipe;
young lady and young man, a pitch
er and cane were the two other win
ners.
On Friday evening of last week
there was held at Central Church, an
exhibit and entertainment given by
the ladies who are taking millineryiu-
slructions under Mrs. L. V. Douglas.
Theirs were eleven in the class who
have finished in term of four weeks
Hats, the make of the ladies were
placed on sale and showed some very
pretty designs, Mrs. Douglass will
continue these classes,
One Of the best addresses ever de-
liyered before the Sunday Alliance
was that OF last Sunday when DR..
Westbrook spoke on Opportunity"
Not alone in the manner of his ad-
dress l1ut in the thnuuht of HE dis.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-08
CURSE OF DRINK
Drunkenness Cured To Stay Cured
BY WHITE RIBBON REMEDY.

No taste. No odor. Any woman
can give it in glass Of water, tea,
coffee or food without patients know
ledge.
White Ribbon Remedy will cure or
destroy the diseased appetite for all
alcoholic drinks, whether the patient
is confirmed inebriate, "tippler,''
social drinker or drunkard. Impos-
sible for any one. to havs an appetite
for alcoholic liquors after using
White Ribbon Remedy. 1t has made
many thousands of permanent cures,
and in addition restores the victim to
normal health, steadying the nerves,
increasing the will. power and de-
termination to resist temptation.
Write DR.. w. r. Brown, 21S Ire
mont ST., Boston, for trial package
and letter Of advice free in plain
sealed envelope. All letters contiden-
tial and destroyed as soon as answered.
White Ribbon Remedy sold by drug
gists everywhere also sent by mail
in plain package, price $1.0O.
Mar. SGT.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-08
RIGHT TIME TO CURE CATARRH!
FiesIer g. NcNeice Guarantee n.y.
omei Will Cure if Used Now.

The early summer when the weather
becomes warm and settled, is the best
time of the whole year to treat ca
tarrhal troubles with the expectation
of complete and lasting relief.
Everyone who has catarrh, or even
a tendency to catarrh, should use
Hyomei now, for the benefit will be
gained twice as quickly and the dis
ease thoroughly eradicated from the
system.
The complete Hyomei outfit costs
but one dollar, and includes neat
pocket inhaler, a medicine drOpper,
and sufficient Hyomei for several
weeks treatment. The inhaler lasts
a lifetime, and if more Hyomei is
needed, extra bottles can be obtained
for so cents.
In Sank Centre there are scores of
well known people who have been
cured of catarrh by Hyomei. If it
does not cure you, Fiesler & McNeice
will return your money. This is the
strongest evidence they can offer as
to their faith in the remedy.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-08
Cuban Oiarrhoea.

U. $. soldiers who served in Cuba
during the Spanish war know what
this disease is, and that ordinary
remedies have little more effect than
so much water. Cuban diarrhOea
is almost as severe and dangerous as
a mild attack of cholera. There is
one remedy, however, that can always
be depended upon as will be seen by
the following certificate from Mrs.
Minnie Jacobs of Houston, Texas:
81 hereby certify that Chamberlain
Collie, Colera and Diarrhoea Remedy
cured my husband of a severe attack.
OF Cuban dlarrhoea,:which he brought
home from Cuba. We had several
doctors but they did him no good
One bottle of this remedy cured him,
as eur neighbors will testify. l thank
God for So valuable medicine" For
sale by Hanson & Emerson.