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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-09-24
DISAPPOINTED STATESMEN.

It is probably as annoying to an eX-
pectant minister to be offered what he
regards as an inferior post as to be
entirely ignored. Sir Robert Peel. in
December, 1894, offered Lord Ashley,
subsequently the Earl o SALISBURY. a
seat on the board Of admiralty, which
Lord Ashley, thinking it altogether be
meath him, absolutely refused.
Had I not" he writes in his diary,
''by Gods grace and the study Of re-
ligion subdued the passion Of my
youth. l should now have been heart
broken. Canning. eight years ago, Of
fered me, as a neOphyte, seat at one
of the boards. the first step in a youn e
statesman's life. If I am not now
worthy of more, it is surely better to
cease to be candidate for public hon
Ors. Yet Peels letter, so full Of fun
merry, would lead anyone to believe
that I was a host of excellency. The
thing is a contradiction"
However, it is interesting to note
that he accepted the post subsequent
~. He was satisfied that it was of
more importance than he at first sup
posed. H
No politician had such a curious ad-
venture as SALISBURY as an aspirant
to office. and certainly no one has
disapp0intments. In 1899 Peel was
again engaged in making a govern
ment. Queen Victoria had hardly
been two years on the throne, and was
not yet twenty yeras of age. Peel in
vited Lord Ashley to accept a post in
the royal household. urging that he
desired to have around ''this young
woman, on whose moral and religious
character depends the welfare of mil
lions of human beings" persons whose
conversation would tend to her moral
Improvement Lord Ashley ac-
knOwIedges that he was thunder
struck" when he received PeePs let
ter, as he had asDired to a far higher
position than that, as he says, Of "a
mere court puppet." But in his reply
he said somewhat sarcastically, that
if Peel desired it he was willing to
take ''the office of chief sculliOn to the
court" However, this administration
was not constituted. It was wrecked
on what was known as the bedcham-
Der question" AS one of the ladies of
the bedchambeT, the mistress of the
robes who was most closely in attend
ance on Queen Victoria. was related to
some of the outgoing wing ministers,
by whom she had been appointed
the office being then, as now, political,
and its occupant being bound to go
out on a change of government, Peel
insisted on her resignation. TIE queen
refused to consent to such a course, as
one repugnant to her feelings, and. Peel
thereupOn refusing to form an admin
istratiOn, the Melbourne ministry was
recalled 10 Office.--MichaeI MacDon-
agh, an LOngman's Magazine.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-09-24
MORE INTEREST NECESSARY
II the Bonus is to be Raised for the
Sugar Factory.

The committee of the board of trade
having the work in charge of the
raising of the bonus for the beet su-
gar factory was not so optimistic Of
final success when they came in from
a soliciting tour yesterday afternoon.
In fact the time being so short, but
six days remaining in which TO COM
plete the work, it does/ not look as
though the bonus would be raised un-
less there is a more general interest
taken in the work few hundred
dollars was added to the amount pre-
viOusly raised and in all the total sum
of cash donation is $10,500.
4 can not see" said a prominent
citizen yesterday who had subscribed
literally to the bonus fund, why more
of our people are not interested in
the success of the effort that is being
made. What Phoenix needs is a reg
ular distribution of money to help us
out during the summer months. This
the beet sugar factory would supply,
for as I understand il about $1,000, 600
will be put out in the valley regu-
larly each year in payment for beets
and labor. Then too we are getting
the factory very cheap as far as the
bonus is concerned. It was but a few
years go that the Oxnard com bina-
ton thought of coming into the val
ley but they wanted a bonus Of 1000
acres of land
AS yet no report has come from
the committee having the subscription
lists in charge at Mesa and Tempe but
it is thought those communities will
do their share. The committee Will
again take up the work tomorrow
morning and make the final effort.
They desire to have it especially un-
derstoOd that none of the money sub
scribed is to be paid until the factory
is completed and beets run through il.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-09-24

MAY stand for zero;
In spite of the axiom taught
That in marriage, two are one,
The result is often naught.
Compound your interest daily,
Subtract all fear and doubt.
Multiply your joys. add more low,
The sums worth figuring out
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-09-24

joys. mysteries and problems of mar
ried life, is sure to be read, quoted and
enjoyed by a wide variety of readers.
While the Weaknesses and foibles of
husband and wife are FREELY exposed
and dealt with as frankly, still the
purpose of the book is generous and
wholesome, and its humor free from
any Objectionable liberties, with many
a bit of good common sense sailed in
sparkling with naive epigram, clever
satire and shrewd wisdom.
The illustrations by Gordon Ross
are unusually clever with a humOr as
delicate and fresh as that Of the text.
Never has Cupid been presented in as
many and as attTa ctive guises as in
this volume.
The Primer. by virtue Of its fresh
ness, originality and attractive form,
has already received a. catering ad-
vance sale. and bids fair to outsell
even that little book Of surprising pop
ularity. The Cynic's Calendar.
Following we quote some of the cpl
grams:
When you are married. be a good
conrad. if it breaks every canon Of
your church and ancestry"
IF you selected your wife because
of her style, don't growl when the
styles change
when your husband seems willing
that all economy shall be at the home
end insist upon laundering his shirts
yourself"
Use your best conversational pow
ers occasionally at your own dinner
table"
Elevate your husbands sports by
participating in them.'-
"The woman who charmed you with
her bright vivacious Wit may not be
able to keep it up for three hundred
and sixty-fve days in every year. You
We're a stimulant, but you've become a
stedy diet"
''X-Is the Ten you lost just when
The coal in the bin was low;
or, it may be the bill that went to fill
Her soubrettity after the show;
Or, possibly, now, it played that COW
Called the favorite on the track;
Or it may be was caught where Hor-
alto fought,
At the bridge, against the whole
pack"
There are nagging women and pro-
fame men; it is TO be hoped they will
all marry each other"
MAY stand for zero;
In spite of the axiom taught
That in marriage, two are one,
The result is often naught.
Compound your interest daily,
Subtract all fear and doubt.
Multiply your joys. add more love;
The sums worth figuring out"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-09-24
THE MATRIMONIAL PRIMER.

The Matrimonial Primer, just pub
lished by Paul Elder & Company, San
Francisco (price, boxed. $3.50, al
though designed particularly for the
enlightenment Of those fresh in the
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-09-24
PUZZLES.

"Who is that woman who said she
never has time to study out the puz-
zles I'm the newspapers? Is she so Yer.
busy?"
q should say so. Why, she has
been all morning piecing together d
torn-up love letter she found on the
sidewalk.-Chicago News
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-09-24

A homely girl gets a lot of attention
from all the girls of her acquaintance
if she happens to have a, good looking
brother.-Philadelph Record.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-16
Local and General News

"A few slelghs are still being used
here but wagons run better.
There is to be masquerade ball
at the hall here tomorrow night.
Heavy showers of rain Monday
and Tuesday got rid of lots of snow
Mrs. e. Leone ST. Cyr returned
home from a months visit to the
coast'Sunday.
Many of our farmers talk of
commencing blowing and other field
work next week.
Born, a son to the wife of w. M.
Land, at Boise, February 18th. All
concerned doing nicely.
Ira Blankinship has been ap-
pointed postmaster at Roseberry
vice Howell I. Boydstun, dead.
S. P. White left for Council Sun
day with a wagon, the firis this
year to go over the Meadows hill.
G. Levi Hammond of Center was
buying seed grain at the Glover
Leaf ranch the latter part of last
week.
The terms of district court for
Boise county are June 6 and Nov.
ID; for Ada county May 2, Sept. 5
and December 5.
A hearty welcome is extended to
the robins and medlarks, whose
CHEEKY and melodious notes m axes
the heart feel glad.
Born, a son to the wife of Matt
N. Hill. Exact date not known to
us, but we learn that mother and
babe are doing nicely.
Mr.. Blackwell, who last year
kept the 12-mile house on the
Warren road, has leased the Nc
Call hotel here for one year.
The Misses Murel and Flora
Davis returned home Saturday from
Meadows, where the former has
been teaching school for some time.
Russell Parker of Powersville, Mo.
has just arrived with his family
and a car of household goods and
intends to make Idaho his home
Meridian Tribune.
Eph Culpepper is building a
house across the river on his land
over there. He started operations
Wednesday morning. - Mosquito
Cor. in Weiser World.
Frank Moler left this week for
Alpha where he will be co-partner
with his father in the sawmill that
is to be installed there this sum-
mer. Emmett Pearl Record.
Sam Shaw has been hauling out
posts to fence his ranch, the 0. K.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-16
Ocean Liner to Visit Boise.

The Evening Capital News of
March 18th states that the Carona,
of the Cunard line, the largest YES
sci ever built in England or Scot
land, "will arrive in Boise in
March," The Carona is 675 feet
in length with displacement of
10000 tons and her tunnels rise
1856 feet above her keel.
We all knew that our state cap
ital city was making rapid develop
ment and coming to the front at a
great rate, but that it had arrived
at such a stage as to admit of the
largest steamship in the world Wis
iting its port comes as surprise.
Of course the North and South
Idaho railway will run special
excursion trains from all Long
Valley points to see the "New Sea
Giantess.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-16
Boulder Creek Correspondents

CONTINUED from first page
on the hill Thursday morning n'p
the misfortune to fall and SKIN n''
face severely on the crusted SNOW
John Pollari is hauling rails HUH
Bear gulch with which ne ln'7n'.
to finish fencing his ranch as 'V''
as the snow is gone.
Miss Iva Shaw of the LOOKUP
ranch was visiting friends on O0'
der creek Saturday and SUNDAY
Mrs. Herman Waleen and GU
dren have been sick the pas' WV
but are improving now.
Mrs. Thos. Ed of Roseberry We.
visiting at Andrew Kumpui'
week. 49,,
H. M. Sphinx is hauling rale
for his barn from Tamarac S" rr.l
Henry Takala was helping + We week
ry Maxi to repair his well i'''
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-16

Inc mall CAME Ill lIOlu IeOOO
berry on wheels Tuesday, the first
time this year.
Make your wants known by adj
vertising in these columns, five
cents per line each insertion.
People sending in conmunlca-
tions for publication should sign
their names to them, also date.
During the last week sleighs have
been abandoned and all vehicles
now 90 on wheels. Meadows Eagle.
H. r. Douglass of Bonanza Flat
was in Lardo Friday talking en-
Enthusiastically of this grand valley
and it's bright future.
Mrs. j. r. Wallis received word
Monday that her only brother,
whom she had not seen for a num-
Der of years, died on the 9th inst.
B. F. Hurst has beer appointed
deputy inspector for Ada and Ell
more counties, under the dairy and
pure food commission, at a salary
of $3.50 per year.
Finas Sheriff. of Bonanza Flat
went to Meadows Friday on bust
ness before u. S. Com. Snyder
w. e. Douglass and M. H. Williams
accompanied him.
Chesney Keeney of Center bought
a load of seed grain from John A.
Taylor, and spent couple of days
visiting there the fore part of the
week. They were formerly neigh
bors in this valley.
Representative Logue laid down
his legislative duties just in time
to walk the floor with a bouncing
baby girl, which came to his home
early this notwithstanding Cap
ital News, March 6.
]. w. McCully, who has been
visiting with his son at Weiser for
several weeks, returned home Sat-
urday. He will start work on his
placer claims, on Poorman's creek,
as early as possible.
John A. Taylor returned from
Roseberry yesterday. He walks
odd and can't sit down very we'll.
He says the Woodmen's goat is
the hardest thing to ride there is,
he tried it Monday night.
Sugar Cured Bacon for sale, sides
and hams 15c per ID, shoulders and
breakfast bacon lac per ID. | guar
antee it to be first class, and it has
been kept hanging in a dry, cool
place. Cash with order.
GEORGE J. WULF, Roseberry.
w. B. Boydstun went to Rose
berry Monday to join the Wood
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31
EXTRA FASTENINGS ON GATES
WILL NOT COME AMISS
Halloe'en Franks Are to Be Expected
and Door Bells Will Come in for
Their Share of Attention.

The wise man will see that extra
fastenings are placed on his gate tonight
and If he has a bell on the door Of his
residence he will be saved all kinds of
annoyance il he will muiTle il for few
hours.
Door bell handles are liable to be pull.
ed with alarming frequency this even.
ing and gates that are easily removed
from their hangings may be found in
any old place tomorrow morning. The
transposition of signs in another thing
that amuses the youngsters-and some
of those youngsters attain a fair-sized
growth before they forget to engage in
these pranks.
Tonight is Halloween, or the eve of
the Feast of All Saints, and from time
immelnorial it has been night given
up to merrymaking.
The boys do not have things all their
own way, for while they are out paint
ing white horses black, putting carriages
on top of church spires and all that
kind of thing their youthful sisters
and some who are not so youthful-will
be playing various tricks in an effort TO
ascertain the man who will have the
honor of leading them to the altar.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31
Ministerial agent" is certainly good!
ALWAYS READY TO HELP.

The 0regonian of yesterday gives
voice TO an actual and imperative con-
dition confronting the commerce of the
state and its metropolis. that is alarm
ing. Secretary Taft will not recommend
appropriations for harbor and river i'm
provements from Congress at the coming
session, and all available funds for the
Columbia river and bar are exhausted.
This is indeed serious and the Astorian
can but feel a measure of satisfaction
in having shown the real conditions on
the bar, since the showing may be used
at Washington as one of the potential
reasons to be employed in urging See.
retary Taft to relinquish the stand he
has taken, and ask for an emergency
appropriation to at least proceed with
the work in hand
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31
PUNY POTENTATE.

The Russian Emperor Is at the last
ditch in the fight going on beteen his
people and his lords. Nicholas the Third
faces the same tremendous crisis that
has confronted the rule of absoutism
everywhere on top of the Earth. He
must give way way; must give repre-
sentative government to his subjects
and wipe out the last vestige of tyran-
nical, coerciye force; must wipe out the
bureaucratic forms that have made his
government a by.word OF hate among
the nations for centuries; must align
himself with the spirit of procedure in
national life that belongs to 1905, or 90
down in a cataclysm of ruin, in which
his dynasty, his family, his Empire and
his friends win all figure in sacrifice
fearful to contemplate. He is even now
trembling on the verge of making Count
Witte Chancellor OF the Empire and Civ
ing the nation a parliament with large
prerogative and abolishing martial law
throughout his dominions. but his in.
herent personal weakness is again giving
way before the tremendous pressure of
the imperial cabal of grand dukes and
hereditary henchmen. as it always has
in the past, and there is but little hope
that he will muster courage enough to
do the one great act of his poor, pur
poseless life. The fearful alternative
of internecine war. or rapine, murder,
and the endless array of horrors attend |
ant upon great revolutions, will repeat |
itself to the undoing Of the Russian
people, and the puny, imperial human
toy will be smashed in the doing of it.
1t is pitiful, but as certain a. all other
edicts of fate, and a. necessary as it is
certain.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31


fell out. I could not sit down, for
my clothes would stick TO the raw
and bleeding flesh, making me .ry
out with pain. My doctor did all he
could, but | got worse and worse. |
did not think could live, and wanted
death to end my frightful suferings.
"My mother-in-law begged me to
try Cuticura. said I would, but bad
no hope of recovery. But oh, what
blessed relief experienced after APP
plying Cuticura Ointment. Itcooled
the bleeding ami itching flesh, and
brought me the first real sleep in
weeks. 1t was as grateful as ice to a
burning tongue. | would bathe with
warm water and Cuticura Soap, then
apply the Ointment freely, and took
the Resolvent for the blood. Soon the
sores stopped running, the flesh began
to heal my hair started TO grow, and
in a short time was completely
cured. II any one doubts this, tell
them to write to me.-Mrs. VIM. Hunt,
I3s Thomas St., Newark, N. j."
Complete Erternsl and Internal Treatment for syey
cOnssnK " Cutieufa Soap, De-, Ointment bOe1 kesol-
vent 50r lin form n Chocolate Coasd Pills 1c. per
vial a 0l may be- had Of all druggists singe set often
cures as-Asiled Free, |" How 20 Cure Eysrv Humof'
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31
READ ALL THIS
You Never Know the Moment When
This Information May Prove of
Infinite Value.

II is worth considerable to any citizen
OF Astoria to know how to b. cured oi
painful, annoying and itching piles
Know then that Doan's Ointment is a
positive remedy for all itchiness of the
skin, for piles, eczema, etc One applica
tion relieves and soothes, Read this
testimony of its merit:
X, B. Long, harness maker, employed
with John Clark & Son, l0l Front street.
Portland, who resides at 34S Second
street, same city, says; Early last
summer ! broke out all over my body
with eczema, letter or itch. did not
know Just what il was nor what caused
its appearance but do know that the
torture | endured was something herce
| was very much alarmed about il. was
anxious to know what il was and what
caused it. thought the best thing tn
do was to 20 to doctor for treatment
! did 50 and was treated BY different
ones. but they failed to do me any
good. When | became the least bit
overheated just fairly clawed the skin
oil me. Anyone who has never had any.
thing OF the kind knows nothing al all
about it. was in bad shape when no,
ticed an advertisement in our paper
about Doan's Ointment being a sure cure
Tor such Affections. II proved to be all
that is claimed for il; Less than two
boxes made a complete cure in my case.
About this time my younger brother was
laken with the same airliction. A box
Ind a half OF Doan's Ointment cured
lim. know what | am talking about
when | say that Doan's Ointment is one
'emedy which can be .'
Plenty more proof
toria people. Call q
irug store and ask N..f
report.
For sale by all deal ,.r. ....
Foster Milburn Co.. ] s|
agents for the Unite, -u...
Remember the Iogr lrd.
take no other.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31
HAD CA Aa5E
FOR FIFTEEN YEARS AND DREAD.
ED CONSUMPTION.

Mr.. Arthur Gaul Of Well,yilIc, Ohio,
writes; Il wish every one suffering from
value of Vinol as | do. Before taking il
| had cataTh for fifteen years, and for
the last year had pain in my lungs
and coughed night and day, which caused
me to lose flesh. felt sure wa going
into consumption, a, nothing scented To
help me.
Vino was recommended, and after
taking four bottles / am entirely cured
would not take $1,000 for the good il
ha, done me. wish ! could persuade
everybody who suffers from catarrh and
bronchial troubles, or, vino breads con
sumption, to Try Vinol."
"TO further convince the people 0f
Astoria in regard to the value OF Ninol.
!, Charles Rogers, declare it to be- the
most valuable preparation Of cod liver
oil for all wasting diseases. the greatest
health restorer and strength creator for
the weak, the conyalescent aud tine aged
which we have ever sold.
u can only ask every person in A..
toria to try Vinol on our guarantee to
return their money if it fails. Thi, is
a fair. honest offer on which you cannot
LOSE Charles Rogers, druggist.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31
SOLVE OR SUFFER.

II The consumer, dissatisfied with th,
i treatment he receives at the hands ol
the person from whom he buys his groc'
cries, wearing apparel, etc. has the priv
| ilege Of trading with other dealers in the
same line. The consumer who patron
izes the corporation which has a mon
opoly of any public utility is at the
mercy of the monopolist, He does not
have the privilege OF choosing from
whom he viii buy a monopoliked com.
modify. Ii therefore stands to reason
that if any corporation is unfair to its
patrons, the latter are entitled to rem.
edy. There are but two remedies that
suggest themselves. One is municipal.
state or national regulation and super.
vision: the other is public ownership of
The corporations which are of
the Kind that have no consideration for
the people other than to get as much
money from them rs possible for the
minimum degree of service, will event.
nally be compelled to accept one of those
remedies, Regulation and supervision
will still leave them adequate return for
money invested. If they refuse to ac.
,ept that they must blame no one but
il public ownership is de.
and the demands are enforced.
The whole question is up to the cor.
,orations.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31

The tricks that were played in the
oldcn days TO ascertain who the anxious
one would marry are many and various
and for an extended list Of them the
reader is referred to the works OF
Robert Burns, In later years the Hal.
lowe'cn pranks played have fallen of.
Tn the part Of the boys the reason may
be ascribed TO fear of the police more
than lack OF spirit, for the policeman
Of the twentieth century discourges
tricks that damages property.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31
Saved His Life.

]. W. Davenport, wingo, Ky, writes
June Ia. 1902: Il want TO tell you
believe Billiards. Snow Liniment saved
my life. ] was under the treatment
OF two doctors, and they tod me one OF
my lungs was entirely gone, and the
other badly affected. | also had lump
in my side don't think that could
have lived over two months longer.
was induced by a friend to try Bal.
lard's Snow Liniment. The first applica.
tion gave me great relief; two fifty
cent bottles cured me sound and well.
II is wonderful medicine and | rec.
ommend il to suffering humanity" 25c,
Soc sloo. Sold by Frank Harts drug
store.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31

Colonel Wattereon. like all genuine
Southerners, never does things by halves,
and his enthusiastic greeting Of tho
President in his Southern trip is merely
an illustration of the changed spirit of
the South toward Theodore Roosevelt
a. man and President.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-31

The Office Of Police Commissioner.
formerly held in such high esteem and
80 much sought after, has fallen so low.
that "there are none so poor as to do it
reverence; yesterday it might have
stood against the world. but now it has