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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
GRIGGS COUNTY MAN
KILLED WHILE AL ONE

Cooperstown, AZ. D. Jan, 10 While
Lars Sunberg was driving home from
town he was thrown from his wagon,
and instantly killed. AS he was alone
no one knows how it happened. He
was a married man, with a family
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
NEW JERSEY LEGISLATURE.

Trenton, N. J., Jan. 1o.--The New
Jersey state legislature met and or
ganized today. From all indications
the session will conine itself chiefly to
business of routine character, no
measures OF striking Importance being
scheduled for consideration. During
the coming week the two houses will
meet in joint session and re-elect
United States Senator Kean. 3. Il. III
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
GERMAN COAL MINERS
PREPARING FOR A STRIKE

Cologne, Germany, Jan. Io.--Both the
coal miners and tile mine owners
throughout the RhenishS and Westphal-
ian districts are preparing for general
strike.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
EMPEROR WILLIAMS TOOTH
FULLER HAS SUICIDED

Berlin. JAN Io.--Dr. Alonzo HI. Syl-
vester, Emperor Williams American
dentist, committed suicide here today by
shooting himself while in his bedroom
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
RUSSIAN SQUADRON is
HEADED FOR PORT SAIL,

& Port Said. Egypt, Jan. Io.--The divis-
ion of the Russian warships command
ed by Admiral Botrovsky, which left
Suda Bay Sunday, has BEEN sighted
heading for this port
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
COLD WAVE HIT THE 4
HEAD OF THE LAKES

Superior, Wis, Jan. Io.-The cold
wave predicted for the head Of the lakes
arrived and the official temperature was
II below at Z this morning, while street
thermometers recorded 27 below.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
LIVE STOCK MEN.

Denver, Jan. Io.-The annual meet
ing Of the National Live Stock Asso-
citation attended by 1000 delegates was
begun here today.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
ADAMS INAUGURATED.

Denver, Jan. Io.--Governor Adams
was inaugurated as chief executive OF
Colorado today. '., s~2E
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1905-01-10
WILHELM CONFERRED
HONORS ON GENERALS

Berlin, Jan. Io-7-Emperor William has
conferred on General Stoessel and Gen
eral Nogi the order pour merite in rec
ognition of the bravery of themselves
and their troops at Port Arthur. ..
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10
COMMERCIAL.
Continued from Page -


which
Smith the u Experiment
Exposition
fruits bronze medal for
A
Fiber
mainland
100000
of this CHAMBERS
tuberculosis cattle
Co., of Oakland C done considerable contract
station Honolulu the being
80 $685. which nothing has been paid against
Bishop
$2641
jointly
with A.
appoint a mem
have been the Sierra for San Fran
the Manehur Francisco
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10
REV. W. E. cRABTREE
(continued from Page /,

CONTINUED from Page II
given by Mr.. Wilmington while two
years ago Bishop Restarick was the
speaker. This goes to show the pro-
minence of former San Diegan's there.
Mr. Crabtree's friends rendered him
a native dinner or feast. known as
luau in which the various dishes are
prepared by the use of hot stones. No
knives or forks are used, the guests
going back to the primeval style-usine
their fingers. 1t proved a most inter-
esting function to Mr.. Crabtree and
his party.
One of the main industries of the is
lands is the culture of sugar cane. Last
year the Spreckels plantation on the
island of Maui turned out 10000 tons,
while the Eva plantation, near Homo
lulu, had a total output of 10000 There
is only one refinery in the Islands
that at Honolulu-and the sugar not
handled there must come to this coun-
try for refining.
Among the many interesting features
of the islands are the volcanoes, and
Mr. Crabtre visited some of the era
tiers, where he could look down seven
hundred feet into the boiling pits of
the lava. There is no special danger
connected with such a trip, he says,
and many take it for the wonderful ex-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10

perience. Souvenir cards were dipped
in the hot lava, which was found in
some sections near the craters, and
had the corners burned off. Specimens
of the lava We're brought home as SOU
venirs.
On the island of Molokai is located
the leper colony, which is practically
isolated from other parts Of the island
by precipitous mountain ranges. Farm
ers run small places on other portions
of the island, but the lack of water
has made the sugar industry unprofit-
able on that particular island.
The aborigina1s of the islands are
dying off rapidly. They have, of late,
gathered in the cities, and by dissipa-
ton have undermined their health.
They will work a few days and then
spend the proceeds in drink.
When asked how the residents of
the islands feel towards the states, Mr..
Crabtree said they now have a feeling
of security regarding their business in
terests, while under the old regime they
did not know when they woke up in
the morning just what government
they were under, as there might have
been an uprising during the night.
Annexation, however, has not been
an unmixed success, for it has in
volved the Chinese exclusion act. The
Chinese have proved to be the best at
the work on the sugar plantations, but
now Japs are employed, and the own
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10
GLIMPSES OF GREAT MEN
CONTINUED from Page u

y please the guest of the day man had been rank old
and disgust But politics nimac
te aa s as me- msns up the m IN arm m.fn ms
like grenader;
has h turning ms face O0seq'0usS down towards that Of the
great crowd ten thousand people, perhaps the courthouse
say. In
throng standing high Rar spoke
platform off es
Henry Ward Beeher,
speech and eloquent Weakened
Others generally adrot to have been expected of the ab criminal
appeal leendr percep
tons Butler able to tell the of
blood; and addressing himself the
painting ready figure upon
saddle superb bahaded
of the exslaves
shouting wildly
meeting under the spell OF what negroes call the power Indeed SO in
spd all the whose those stirring periods FELL that
One wondered sometimes why Republicans did not
spoons
had
Once had been let down front of the old General
making speech string
put the spoon in his pocket amid delighted how Once banner had been
toa the Hero of Five Forks and God Knows How
Many Spoons
hackers The crucial point here was an appeal " former erssn6ke
the the peoples printing which needed
god' bat acked by the good faith of
people, property
WHY said Ben Butler so6er 1.-The gold belonging to the govern
reporting that
g fill them with rubbish all kinds kindlg
would
would Yet the basis of the would only be kndng
a
of
he
played demagogu Harvard revolt give
turned
shelf
Of a poundw !
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10

Wampole's Preparation" and
without it none is genuine. 1t
is palatable as honey and con-
tains the nutritive and curative
properties of Pure Cod Liver Oil,
extracted by us from fresh cod
livers, combined with the Com
pound Syrup of Hypophosphites
and the Extracts Of Malt and
Wild Cherry. Taken before meals
it creates an appetite, aids diges-
ton, renews vital power, drives
out disease germs, makes the
blood rich, red and full of con-
structive elements, and gives
back to the pleasures and labours
of the world many who had
abandoned hope. Doctor s. H.
Mccoy, of Canada, says: "I testify
with pleasure to it's unlimited
usefulness as tissue builder"
It's curative powers can always
be relied upon. It makes a new
era in medicine, and is beneficial
from the first dose. "You can
trust it as the Ivy does the Oak"
One bottle convinces. Avoid all
unreliable limitations. Sold by
chemists throughout the world
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10
Fisher. AbIeS Co., Ltd,
AUCTIONEERS

ers of the plants find them uncertain
leaving without notice even when they
are most wanted.
''My trip has made me feel much bet
ter towards the Chinese continued
Mr.. Crabtree. 1--WE will soon find our
coast flooded with the Japs, and ii
they prove as unsatisfactory here as
in the islands we will have cause to
regret their coming
While in Honolulu Mr.. Crabtree sup
piled the pulpit of the Christian church
for seven Sundays, and he says there
was not an hour of the time while he
was gone which did not bring forth
something new and interesting for the
enjoyment and entertainment of him
self and family. In spite of it all he is
glad to get back home.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10
OF THE MULTITUDES

who have used it, or are now us.
ing it, we have never heard OF
any one who has been disappoint-
ed in it. No claims are made for
it except those which are amply
justified by experience. In COM
mending it to the afflicted we
simply point to its record. Il
has done great things, and it is
certain to continue the excellent
work. There is--we may hon.
estly affirm-no medicine which
can be used with greater and
more reasonable faith and conf
dence. It nourishes and keeps up
the strength during those periods
when the appetite fails and food
cannot be digested. To guard
against limitations this Z" trade
mark" is put on every bottle of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10
Mortgage Foreclosure Sales

At my saIesroom, S57 Kaahumanu
( street Honolulu, 1 will sell on follow
ing dates at noon of such days,
VALUABLE PROPERTIES,
as follows:
SEPTEMBER %. 1905.
Poluea and D. Kalauokalani,
Kohala Land Co., Ltd. Assignee,
Hands at Kapua1ei, Molokai.
Lands at Kohala. Hawaii.
SEPTEMBER 30. 1905.
Kakalina Hama and husband to VIM.
Henry,
Lands at Heeia, Koolaupoko, Oahu.
John D Hole, Tr., and wife to Mrs.
Irene Ii Holloway, Trustee;
Lands on the beach at Kahalawai,
Honolulu.
William H. Tell to ]. G.. Waller,
Land situated on King St, Honolulu,
Lands at Pawaa, Honolulu,
Lands on Kalihi road, Honolulu.
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AUcTIoNEER.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-10

AT u y CLOCh n M
At store, corner of Alakea and King
streets, I will sell Hawaiian Curiositles
belonging to the Estate of Mary Al
lau, deceased, comprising amongst a
very varied assortment:
Kou Gala bashes, Koa Ca1abashes,
Olona Board, Kua KAPPA, Nautilus
Shell, Kamani Calabash Lei Hula.
Ancient Kokos, Fish Nets, Paddles,
very old:
90 Feather Leis, very old.
ALSO
PALMS, FERNS,
ON VIEW.
KAMEHAMEHA I. WAR GOD, Ku-
kailiiki;
OLD HULA DRUM.
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AUCTIONEER.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-07-28
80 Aa1 Gaia Sp,ainso 49,

30 weeks aeo the Ne~s -Chssa-
- called ssseRsson 10 the work be-
- Srndscted by our eounty h.sb
sIADl boys IN collecting grams and
- for the exhibit al the state
~. We publish below the details
= 0sai they desire and ash those
- car to bring IN specimens leav-
- them at this Office. whore the
~s viii take charge. BY this
Msan<, the high school work will lie
saousraged. our county well adver-
siss1 al the state fair, and the basis
NJ Tor experiments that NAV IN
eDsass the prodsctiveness of Ganni-
- Fanches.
We should like 10 have specimens
d ~ the grams and grasses that
Qow. either wild or cultivated. in
0annison county We want the col
lsraion to be ~ complete rs possible
- d is very desirable that one or
nsse persons from each locality
sAMDld bring in all they con find
tAe largest aud best spscimens
- desired but of two specimens one
= UAich 10 large but of poor shape,
AGhted of abnormal growth, the
GhDr smaller but we'll shaped.
hsukhy and normal, the latter should
Aoclectsd.
UAe whoSe plant should be taken
4 psssible, bat - sone paans. have
~ loAG roots, or loAg rooa ssslks
- Underground ssesss, in ssci,
- 0ely . Postiaa a the s.Ass-
RgonA s1sns saA ruots sAs~lA he
80.
q 1855 vkicA Asvs sasns -
wAa1 oiaOsAy 10y. &C., osse Assd-
re1 - 0ose ste0s should BE- sul-
lec1n1.
~ spscimeas should be if posi-
bio 49, in the fraiting stage.
u s44itioa TO the above we should
alss ~ 70 have, if it can be given,
sono data rs to character Of soil,
waass sspply, elevation of land, etc,
if % doping land, direction of slope
etc., a1so relation of mountains. and
bod6Ds Of water, as to direction,
proxioity, etc.
Max Profit
Member of high schonl
Dut1es wraps for sale at News-Cham-
piOD O1Dce
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-07-28

This Office is indebted to A. IL.
Mcconnell for u fine specimen of
bronze grass grown on his ranch at
Doyle. The single stool is exactly
one year old and had two irrigations
this spring with enosgh last fall to
start it 1t stands thirty inches
high and twelve inches in diamiter
with hundred stalks all green and
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-07-28
uBOO - - sAnGs
0eun0 q euonns

thrifty and Il apparently fine hay
quality. Brone is eeaerslly consid-
eyed q psstsse grass, bot If it will
grow like this in the GunnisOa
country it will become not only .
hay grass bwt a magnificent range
crop. We hope rsnchmen who sse
looking for something Of this kind
will drop in aRd examine it,
Three very interesting letters
from correspondence wese left oct Of
Last week . issse on acooant Of print
Jag the paper . Aay esr'ier. Hov-
ever. ssr pssAsss viii forgive tAs
ssOUsssity - Csstlsosa's Day ike
CAsiaaas "osass ~ oass . ~.
TIE new o.A.Ls.s Il osr sG.As
Agricultural Coilses st Feat Collisa
has boon iss~sd anA shows Conuea-
dable Improvement in thsa iasGits-
tion. There il no college in Colo
RADIO that gives = better edscat ion
for the money than Fort Collins.
W. b. Easterly, who has been
spending some weeks with his
brother. l., H. Easterly at the latter's
Ohio creek ranch, left Monday for
Salt Lake City.
Philip Vidal arrived from Canon
City last week, just in time to take
in the celebration and shake hands
with all his old friends, gathered in
Gunnison.
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-07-28
AGsarsaAeeA lars faH Rllss

ltsAino, Mind, bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Drunvis6s rufand money il PAZO OINTMENT
fsils - Go1e any ease, no matter of how long
81 a011nG, n to IA days. First application
givO (oss end rest. II your druggist hasn't
il son1 ~ In stamps and it will be forwarded
dosopoiA ~ Paris Medicine Co.. st. Louis. Mo
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-07-28
OUs - - ODuux.
ATTH AAREGT Wax.
l.As.ss HesA = ~ Gaa M Co.,
sa1sI 0snaaI ~ - ~
Canltnknn - UanGeeiok

Denver Unioa Stock Yards July "A
with an sbaormally light raa of
cattle on Ill ~ nssrkets, conditions
for eAe past wsek have been slsmpy
evorywheFe. Psckers are full up on
s~ppliss sad the bssf demand seems
20 have fallen oA 10 almost nu&hina.
Thsss " no qsssGioa bss tkst the
inGsaaD kee4 u w. ssst u lazesay
ssaoaaniAAs ~ ~ Pssssas wssk
sss1iniA. Ns.Vas viA - ~
Gsuu - eask nssG WieA ~ tker-
osasAsr sp asossA 100 il tie
sAsAs. 1t viii take so~se cool
wosGher sAd . retsrn 70 beef eating
20 beneit The market materially
In the moaRwhiIe cattle are worth
more ON the range than in the
markets.
w n FvIro<
Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-07-28

DUt1er wraps for sale at News-Cham-
pi0a 010ce.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
Dangers of Orchid Hunting.

The most beautiful region the or
child collector meets in mis- travels Is
along the Orinoco, the Rio Negro, and
the Amazon, in South America. The
scenery at times passes beyond the
beautiful, and becomes so grand as
to lie almost terrible. Everything Is
on such a great scale. The rivers are
the largest in the world, veritable
seas at high water, the vegetation
luxuriant beyond comparison and the
animal and fish life startlingly
strange. There We find the Cattleya
sohroederae, magnificent orchid with
white flowers, which blooms about
Easter time. But the dangers sand
vexations of trip to the orinoco, for
instance, would hardly be believed.
Miles and miles back from the coast
in the district where the orchids are
found the Indians are in wild state,
and ara foas TO ell xhite men. They
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
Where Providence Guarded.

i've come to the conclusion that
Providence looks after the absent
minded as well as the inebriated and
juvenile said young business man
who sometimes looks for mis- hat when
it's on his head.
Yesterday afternoon | broke but.
ton on my coat in the off1ce, and sent
it out with my boy to little tailors
around the corner. A few minutes
later my best girl happened in. | did
not mind meeting her in my shirt
sleeves, and she, reminding me !
must hurry up to keep luncheon en-
gagement with her before she took
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20

tween her and their brother Guy, the
young gentleman persisted in treat
ing her with nothing more than the
regulation civilty.
ITS too mean!" said Clara. pout.
ing.
When Helena has such a nice lit
tie property of her own. too" added
Julia
And Helena; herself, who was get
ting into the sere and yellow leaf of
maidenhood, curled her hair, and an
ointed her cheeks with ''rose-bloom"
more vigorously than ever, for Guy
Davenant was husband well worth
the angling for.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
significance his words were intended

significance his words were intended
to convey. !.
81 married her this morning" he
said, with quiet, exultant pride. las
my wife, she is your equaI-in all else,
infinitely your superior. Agnes, my
pearl of the forest, welcome, a thou
sand times, to your new home"
And, with sinking heart, Helena
Dickson saw Agnes Oscawanda, the
Indian interpreters daughter, elevat-
ed to the position she had SO vainly
tried to occupy.
Truly, Woman proposes, but Cupid
disposes.' The Miss Davenants had
outwitted themselves, after all.-New
York Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
A SURPRISED GUEST.

'Sorry we had to ask you to settle
in advance, sir" said the clerk OF
the high priced hotel. "but, you see.
we didn't know you"
"What difference does that maker"
coldly demanded the departing guest
"Well, SO many swindlers have done
us lately"
'"The idea! thought there was
more professional courtesy among
swindlers. philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
Reading in The Family.
Rv o NJ, BurkStt.

Of instruction that is
reading aloud
in which all OF
the practicable and adds
lSsWI to to hour or SO in the
reading chatting about
has beenr II funny good sermon
edi
life will contribute more
interesting family life
father mother brothers and sisters TINS soca
read something that you and then you s
learned read think is fact that our boys ana g
the mouh them Shakespeare would say oos
then this pacce TO
Let them read night and anothe
night but arrange n
a reading
magazines
the family should not read Start in small way and you 40
the all will be taking in this most effective way OF
time conceive OF
inspiring beautiful sight than whole family sitting aons
taking metnod
this better than the theatre more
the family almost other mn
reading circle get something to real that an
bear rich fruit happier boys and girls the
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
For the Blues.

B doesn't pay to frown when you're
blue;
You'd better exerise bit and fill
your lungs with air;
Don't sit down and NOPE or grumble;
IL you do
Men may pity, but they'll leave you
sitting there.
When the world has been unkind,
when life's troubles cloud your
mind,
Don't sit down and frown, and sigh.
and moan and NOPE!
Take a walk along the square, I'LL
your lungs with fresh air
Then go whistling back to work,
and smile again and hope.
Cleveland Leader.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20

Turk in the bushes along the banks
of the river and shoot poisoned ar-
rows at you if You happen to venture
within range of their blow-guns. The
centre of the stream is the only safe
place. During the rainy season the
mosquitoes swarm on the Orinoco in
clouds, and sleep is next to impossi-
BILE. Even the grass. wnen you ven
ture ashore, is your enemy.-Harper's
Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
AN OFFER FOR HIS SHARE.

Raynor-Think Of it! Our navy
has cost every man, woman and child
in the United States at least a dol
lar!
Shyne-Well, if the burden is great
er than you can bear, and you want
to sell out and move away from the
country to get rid of it. I'll give you
a dollar for your share in the United
States Navy"-Chicago Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
Chinese Out of China.

The number of Chinese outside of
China, is estimated as follows: Formo-
sa, 100000; Siam, 100000, Malay
Peninsula, $4,000; Sunda Archipel-
ago, 100000; Hongkorg. 274.543:
America. 272,S29: 1ndo China, 10000;
Philippines. $4,000; Macao. Y4.56s;
Burma. 10000; Australasia. s6.QQ0j
Asiatic Russia. $4,000; Japan, 1000;
Korea. 3.710-total. I.642.G50.,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
DOORS.

Mr.. Upmore-If you haven't decid-
ed where you will spend the winter. I
can recommend the Bermuda islands.
I have had two delightful winters
there.
Mr.. Gaswell-rve thought OF thai.
but my wife objects. She says she
can't stand the smell of onions. She
wants to go to the Isle of Pines. or
something like that.-Chicago TIT
bune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
HIs FIRST STEP IN CRIME.

"What was your first step in crime
that led up to this daring forgery
asked the judge.
II began by changing the dates OF
my wife's letters before finally mail
ed Them" answered the victim of his
own Chicago News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
A REMARKABLE HEROINE

stOf course the novel isn't much,
but the heroine is quite remarkable
young person"
"Indeed?"
sob! quite out of the ordinary. She
doesn't once appear in a gown OF
ONE soft clinging material that accen'
tuated rather than concealed etc-
etc. "-Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
FRENZrED FINANCE.

Goldbugge-Have you any gill
edged railroad stocks among your in
vestments?
Copperbugge-No, but I've got a
few all-guilt copper stocks.-Town
Topics.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
AN ECONOMIC ARRANGEMENT.

Christmas comes but once year,
said the CHEEKY citizen.
'No use of it's coming twice
year," said the morose person. Must
give a man chance to save little
money before he can spend it."-Chf
cago Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
EASILY EXPLAINED.

$50 she's actually engaged to him.
Why, she told me he was the last man
on earth she'd think of marrying"
81 guess that was because he was
the last man on earth she thought
would ask her. "-Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
HER IDEA.

Bearitt-Things were awfully dull
on Change today. Absolutely MOTH
ing doing in stocks. The buyers and
sellers failed to get together.
Mrs. Bearitt-Why don't you mark
some of the stock down and advertise
a bargain sale?-Chfcago News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
GREAT UNDERTAKING.

"He says he proposes to make au-
tomobiles that will easily attain
speed of eighty miles an hour"
"Whew! that's great business UNI
dertaking.'
eyes, but most of all it means
great undertaking business. "-Phila
delphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-01-20
HIST RESENTMENT.

Young Husband-Bertha. did you
ask the grocer to show you some OF
those seedless beans / was telling
you about this morning.
Young Wife-Yes, and If you want
your slippers warmed before you put
them on you can warm them yourself,
sir; I won't.-Chicago Tribune.