The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-26

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clcveland,s Joke on the Setass Hsnss
Secretary ooyy.etss y lew MY
WAsHlNGTo M ~, Asprlt
The Presidents hunting; nus ID.
yiyedg among the old timers some u
the stories In relation Presliept
Cleyoland's fishing trips onEe dur
ing his3second term YER GlAsalanH
was asked to- speak Ffpae ion in
certain town and X " was msntl TONED
incidentally Jas an extra indlle6ncnt
that some very good fishing could
he had nearby. The time set fpr Inc
function was mot very alllrtng to him.
for II was during tho late winter. l,ttt
President Cleveland accepted the
yltatlon neyerth eless. When he mr.
rived at#sthe depot Of The town ti,e
wind was blowing u gall, sleet was
driving andshailstones nearls slarss
rs marbles were alling: eysrths.
less, there was al big crowd IL, The
depot, and the sineyl table brass bani
was there also. d As sopn Sas the Prat
ident came out % the car tie hanl
struck$up5 with all I tie might Sat thei
command md strenuonsly played, af
though the falling hall nearls drp3n:
cd their music
.5ggThat Is ie3most reals III h,sisic /
ever heard remark Pfeshseat
Cleveland.
What are they trying ;to May y
asked Secretary olney who aceompi
nied him. n N Z.
Hail to the Chief, replied me
President, with "a smile
Elmer Dover the Z secrstafy d lts
Republican National Committee III
tho owner ola new out otnohile, ri
which no is; sSo%n chatfeurs Boxer.
although the re6lp ient license
from the District aut hont iess which
gives him permission ~ operate die
machine. has mot reachea tile sfaise
Of excellence which mark The eSpert
driver. In his caution to permit liir Ii
public to cross the highway nj adj
vance Of him without injury hc has
I adopted a method Sof using his horn ID
| ansexcessiyoS degree 4 Recently ncysr
was coming down PENIS lyarIa ayes
nue. at "a rate thin the pfaaeribad
\ limits when, sonewfla lin adyance,
!. he noticed a friend emptine Il,
cross the stree q earfnl Of thp ppns
\ sequences ,inless5 he gave i ,sarninS.
: the Secretary began Loot his hpiis
/ at such an nlarminfs Nj 81 that t6a pc
j destfian became confused and stopd
!; still inSthe mi dle of tlie roadway
1 Forgetting that he had at hand ahe
!. means To stop " machine Dover
continued to exercise the ,garnins
horn willie his friend incfeasssl
/ confusion. made no effort Vi sesrhDe
Finally, byH diligence ne secretary
barely escaped striking THE gentle
man, who, not knoW wing the operator
OF the auto, tool out his wrath IN 81:
lent condemnation. Dover Ii nov
practicing on back Streets, haying Sai
ceiyed warning that nttnnea op6rs,-
ton OF the horn viii bar him from the
main thorough IS I, !
3 There, " was come discussion among
i the members Of the Senate Commit.
a tee on Inter:st tate Commerce as 10
( whether they should adjourn the
d meetings Of the ommit tee oyer Good
i Friday. There were one Of two Sem.
J tors who favored such action, htit
i Senator cullom; 81 Illinois, iiiarlly
convinced his colleagu es thai II Mould
| be best to remain iii session On that
day. Ell
: II believe we can 4 do the people Of
tl lN y. anu Souls Just
]. g ass much good ~ remaining here aJ,d
4 sltyitinlg consi Iteration to- this sifsi
question Of railroad Fata ts,ation
i as US rs we all were sitting Ii church Oh
! Good Jog Friday; NJ .tt u
I be missed but. every hour counts IN
me matte ma We now
81 eratl lon M y, don't want lie III
sion any Ion Than necessary
spending the tll;s none ofS De
ne Commit tee sat Good Tiday.
Socialism A Practice.
Louisville Courie onrnai.j
ohce, as Sthe goes tRo
n men e. were 4 seq IN discuss lon
W Hll Eat asked what Social sni
i was.