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The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Thrown Toaether.

Grayce-How did their intimacy
arise?
Gladys--Through their taking riding
lessons at the same school.
Grayce-Why should that make them
intimate?
Gladys--Well, you see they were
thrown together a good deal.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

Here he shook his head obviously.
- hain't never been able to locate
the dllrn town on any map.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

duke?"
Yes. But he was great bargain"
"How?"
He wanted 10 millions, but they fin
ally got him for $9.99S.99S.9s."
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Wrong Place.

1.-The reason he failed in businesse
Why. the everlasting fool
He went to Boston and started
A physical culture school,"
Chicago Tribune.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
COMMUNISTS TO FACE THE LAW

After Living One Big Family in Central Iowa for Fifty
Years the 2400 Members of the Amana Society Are Now
Accused of Sheltering Money Making Scheme Behind Their
Incorporation rs q Religious Org anization. y
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

Glory

Little Hnrold-My fathers in the leg
isature.
Little Mckey-Dats nuttia,' Me ladders
In Jail.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
His Rabbits Foot Worked

Whats happened? Has somebody
left you a fortune?
mo. I've just been up to have tho
dentist pull tooth. but a notice on HIS
door says he's home sick abed. =
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
A Briqht Idea.

Philadelphia Press: Slopay-f
must have doctor send for DIR. Boltfs
Mrs, Slopay-But you still owe him
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
The Trailer.

We have listened to the rustic
OF the homemade paper hustle,
And the lego -mut ton sleeves have caught
our eye;
We have side-stepped crinoiine,
And enraptured we have seen
The rainy-ddisy skirts paradng by,
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
1905.

Now whether YOU are Old and sere
Or toth>f side O. twenty.
We hope twill be for you year
OF endless peace and plenty,
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Beau Like Piano.

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
So Nat,ral.

Cleveland Leader: II tell We what"
asserted Old Man Spiggets, that there
painter teller IS a fine artist"
What impressed you about his
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

well, Their was a pictur he called
The Rainstorm, an l swan. 1t was
that nat'ral that Il hadn't looked at 1t
three minutes before my corns begin
hurtin' me-
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

We admit we have a passion
Just to watch the frills of fashion,
Fair woman's many shifts from toe to
crown; g&
But the thing that plays the duece is
This last freak that bars excuses
The leg-o'-mutton sleeve turned upside
down! III Houston Post
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Got Him for less.

X: 80 Airline is to marry the
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
SPEAKER CANNON
Characteristic which Mako 01A
Great Preeiding O0csf.

characteristics which lrake Mn .
Great Prssiding O6lesf.
So far a. keeping the HOUSE n q
good frame Of mind II concerned,
Speaker Joseph Cannon has bssn the
most successful presiding ofncer In
many years. Mr.. Carlisle was cold ana
unsy mpa thetc. Mr.. Crisp was timN
and did not keep his side we'll In hand
Mr.. Reed was strong, but his strength
was that of an autocrat Mr.. Hen
derson was jolly. undignided. and H.
fitted for the task. Mr.. Cannon may
seem to lack dignity at times but he
has the absolute respect and devotion
Of the entire House, Democratic a.
we'll as Republican. They regard him
as a sterling figure, and his very rug
gedness and hatred Of sham appeal
to all who come In contact with him.
One Of the secrets Of Mr.. Cannon's
success lies in the practice he INDUCES
in Of keeping in close touch with the
House membership. He makes 4
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11

old man reared the child.
"A war arose between the north side
and south side fishermen when the girl
was nearly twenty years old and che
being familiar with the river life took
part with the porthsiders and during
the excitement, when . boat load OF
soldiers had arrived and treacherous
pilot had jumped overheard in q storm,
seized the wheel and took the soldiers
to the rescue Of her friends, and though
she was wounded while guiding the
boat did not make it known until after
the riot had been quelled.
Gas . remarkable coincidence old
man Seadog was wounded in the came
fight and died from the effects of his
wound, but not until he had made res.
titution Of the property coming to the
girl.
at was case Of a girl making a
woman OF herself and also making a
man OF common fisherman. When
the girl came into her property she
compelled her sutton, her present bus
band, to wait until che could obtain
an education and to also obtain one
himself before she would marry him."
The boat at this juncture blew it's
whistle for the landing, The woman
who had been the subject OF the pas
senger's story called to handsome lad
in his early teens, and said:
Gone, Ringwold, my con. and be
ready to go ashore"
AS the boat swung around against the
wharf man and his wife we're there to
welcome them.
Dear Hazel is as pretty as ever"
said Mrs. Lapham.
"And Budlong still retains his SOL
dieily bearing" replied her husband"
THE END.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
Odds and Enda.

A plucky man refuses to stand and
let others pluck him.
A society woman's idea of a foolish
girl is one who wants to marry for
love.
Don't blame the postman for failing
to deliver letter that was never writ
ten.
Some husbands are mean enough to
keep half a dozen mothers-in-law
busy.
There Is no such word as failure in
connection with the forbidden-fruit
crop.
One difference between hog and
man is that hog knows when he ncs
enough.
One trouble with many a self-made
man is that the part he talks with is
out of proportion to the part he thinks
with.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
BV Paul De Ldney
Author Of Lord OF me Desert" "Oreoon Sketches."
and othcr poclfIc Cost Stories

He looked down into her face and said
snow, Sanakla, that 1t is all over,
may here in the presence of Captain
Budlopg. ask you to become my wife,"
"Dan, Dan," replied the girl in a
tone of slight reproof, "let us be sensi-
BILE. l have been talking with Captain
Budlong about matters, and he is will
ing to consider business proposition. p"
Upon this statement made by San.
kala, Dan Lapbam cast glances at hi.
military friend not OF as kindly a
nature az of yore.
"You are young, Dan," continued
Sanka'a. $50 am l.. The captain il
also young but of age and has had ex-
perience in the world. feel like
trusting him. Why not you and l ee-
cure an education before either of us
thinks of marrying. Captain Budlong
can be made our guardian and will look
after our interests while we are in
school. Be sensible, Dan, this is the
best course"
Sankala's word was law with Dan
and Dan was sensible.
Captain Budlong returned with his
command to state headquarters and
made full report. They were duly
commended for their services and mus
tered out.
Fishing was amicably resumed at
the mouth of the Columbia. Captain
nudlong assumed the role OF guardian
and business manager for Sankala
saarela and Dan Lapham. The fishing
village was again prosperous and San
kala and Dan each entered city acad-
envy at the beginning of the fall term.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
What "Lloy DIS" Really Ii.

How many newspaper readers who
find daily references in the news dis
patches to "Lloyd's" have any clear
idea as to the exact nature of that
famous British institution
Perhaps the most of them have a
vague impression that it il a huge
marine insurance concern, having a
large measure of control-unofficial
but real-over the shipping regulations
OF the world. The great corporation
which still retains the name Of its
founder Of Elizabethan days and
which has had its headquarters in
the Royal Exchange in London since
1774 has nothing to do as such with
marine insurance or the taking OF
risks and paying Of losses, but Its
members have. 1t Is, in fact, a great
maritime exchange, incorporated in re.
cent years by parliament, and it Is to
the world of shipping and through its
members Of marine insurance what the
house Of Rothschild is to the banking
world.
Aside from the fact that Lloyd's af-
fords marine insurance brokers place
of meeting with their clients, its great
function il the collection, publication
and diffusion Of information with re-
spect to shipping. 1t is the direct out
come Of the enterprise Of the keeper
of London coffee-house. Edward
Lloyd was brought much in contact
with seafaring men and merchants.
and his foresight and enterprise led to
the development Of a system which
has become world famous.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
A LIVELY LITTLE BEAR.
Always Happy and Good-Natured When
IInYing His Own Way.


One evening the stage driver set
down on my lawn n wooden box. from
which proceeded curious noises. 9TH!
Uh. Uh! Wow. Wow! Scratch.
scratch, scratch! Wow! Uhh-h-h-h"
These We're few of the sounds which
were pouring out of the cracks in the
box, and as we went up to investigate
we saw large card, on which was
written: please water me and give
me something to eat, but do not give
me fruit or sweets, as it makes me
sick. l like milk. l am for Ernest
Harold Baynes, The Haven Cottage,
Newport, N. H." It's was all very
clew to the contents of the box, so
with hammer and chisel pried off
the cover. and out popped the little
black head Of baby bear.
,"Oh, the little dear cried a lady
who was present, at the same time
springing forward and catching up the
cub In her arms.
1.-THE little dear" however, had been
pcnned up for more than forty-eight
hours, and moreover he was literally
as hungry as bear and In no humor
for being petted. So he promptly bit
the lady, tore a long rent In her dress
with his hind paws. and she quickly
dropped him, having learned one OF
the most important rules in the study
of animals: "Never take liberties with
any creature until you know some
thing Of its habits" This rule applies
in the case OF skunks A bowl of
crackers and milk met with his in
slant approval. and without waiting
for it to be set before him. he stood
up on his hind legs, seized the rim
OF the basin with his paws and hoist
ed himself into it. Then it was set
on the ground. whereupon he lay
down. threw his fore paws around it,
and fairly buried his little face in the
food.
Except when he is hungry Jimmy"
Is not cross; he simply wants to have
his own way. and then he is as happy
and good-natured as can be. But
having his own way means getting
into all sorts of mischief, and while
his antics are often very amusing. they
are sometimes very embarrassing. lie
is particularly fond OF ladies and girls,
and he seldom sees one without rum
ming up to her and clasping her about
the skirts with his fore paws ana bit
ing at her in playful manner. If
she happens to be nervous, and runs
To-, l,.., 1t,
best pace. and never fails to catch
her unless she takes refuge inside the
house.-Woman's Home Companion.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
A Queer Marriage Ceremony.

Among the Kherrias of India the
marriage ceremony is very funny.
Taking a small portion of the hair Of
the bride and groom in turn from the
center Of the forehead, the priest
draws 1t down on to the bridge of the
nose. Then. pouring oil on the head.
he watches it carefully as it trickles
down the portion of hair. If the oil
runs straight on to the tip Of their
nose their future will be fortunate.
but II it spreads over the forehead or
trickles off on either side Of the nose,
bad luck is sure to follow. Their for
tunes told. generally to their own sat.
isfaction, the essential and irrevocable
part of the ceremony takes place.
Standing up side by side, but with
faces strictly averted, the bride and
groom mark each others forehead
with with "sindur" (yermlllion),
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
Short Personals.

James w. A. Macdonald. New York's
aged sculptor. has been an artist more
than sixty years.
Stovan Zikitsch, 1T years old. living
Mt Nish, Servia, was well acquainted
with Lord Byron.
Although IS years old. Mrs. Sarah Nc
I.aughlin of Lynn. Mass. does good
days work binding shoes.
Charles Taylor of Waterbury, VT. Is
% years old and yet he drove a horse In
a trotting race recently. He did not win.
DIR. Rudolf Amandus Philippi. who
died recently at Santiago, aged 96. was
called 1.-The patriarch Of the Germans Of
Chilli"
Egypt claims the oldest man In the
world--Ahmed Selim. who has turned
six score. He remembers Napoleon in
Egypt.
The oldest orator In Germany, Deputy
Schneider in Eberswalde. Is nGed luz.
and is still in possession of his mental
powers.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
Hugo Bible OF tho Ihibetans.

The kah-gyur. or Thibetan bible.
consists Of 1O8 volumes Of 1000 pages
each, containing 1883 separate books.
Each of the volumes weighs ten
pounds and forms a package twenty
six inches long, eight inches broad
and eight inches deep. This bible re-
quires a dozen yaks for its transport
and the carved wooden blocks from
which 1t is printed need rows y,
houses, like city. for their storage.
A tribe Of Mongols paid 1000 oxen
for copy Of this bible. In addition
to the bible there are 225 volumes Of
commentaries, which are necessary
for its understanding. There IL also
a large collection Of alleged revelations
which supplement the bible.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
Careless of HOnOrs.

Pastor Kneipp, the famous discover
er Of the barefoot cure" who was
appointed chamberlain by the pope.
cared little for the honor. He did not
even take the trouble to open the let
ter announcing the appointment and
first learned Of the honor conferred
upon him by the arrival Of deputa ton
at the Woersihofen cloister to congrat.
ulate him. He declined to be ad-
dressed, however. as "monsignore." Il
was with difficulty that he was Der.
suaded to leave his retreat 70 70 to
Rome to thank the pope.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
6wOre Like Seward.

Secretary Seward was an Episcopa-
Ian. and this story 10 told: On one Of
the occasions when President Lincoln's
patience was tried by self appointed
adviser. who got warm and used
strong language. Mr.. Lincoln interrupt.
ed him by saying, "You are an Epis-
copalian. aren't your" And when askel
why he thought 80 he said. "You swear
Just like Seward. and he IT," Thai
vas Mr.. Lincoln's way Of getting rid
of such advisers.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11

study Of every man on the floor. When
an important bill is up in committee
Of the whole, instead Of remaining in
the Speakers room, he is on the floor,
listening to the debate and observing
how each man acquits himself. If he
is not in committee of the whole he is
in the cloak room smoking or chatting.
Sometimes 1t is the Republican cloak
room and sometimes 1t Is the Demo
cratic cloak room,
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
How 1t Happened.

Washington, Sr.-What, you young
rascal, do you mean to stand mp there
and say that you cut that cherry treei
Washington. Jr.-Yes, dad. didn't
mean to tell the truth. but you didn't
give me time to hatch out q suitable
yarn.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11
Tie Cllaiiyeable Man.

"Mr. Vane says he won't see you"
said that gentleman's clerk.
"When did you ask him?" inquired
MIR. Borroughs.
"Why. only a minute ago, of course"
"Well, ask him again. won't you. lie
may have changed his mind since
then" ---Philadelphia Press.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11

Mr.. Conservatism gets more cufine
and lays up more dollars than gny.
body we ever heard Of.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-11

The happiness and misery of men de.
pend no less on temper than fortune.-
Rochefoucauld.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-08-18

counting the fetes at St. Cloud Neu'
lily and St. German During the fetes
the streets are filled with booths
where pain d'epice is sold and where
different games are played.
Women go to tea rooms about as
men 60 to cafes. There are several
very fashionable ones, most OF them
near the Rue de Rlvoll, and othera In
the best hotels. Every afternoon
there is a long row Of carriages out
side. while the inside Is filed with
women dressed in charming gowns.
Much might be said about PariN as
a whole. Vauban said: This city Is
to France what the head Is to the
human body. 1t is the real heart OF
the country, the mother of France, by
which all the races Of the great state
subsist and of which the country
could never be deprived without de
generating considerably"
And really, when one thinks Of all
Paris has passed through-of the revo
luton, the commune, and all the wars
one must believe as the motto says;
"Fluctuat nee mergltur." And one
feels that a country with a capital
like Paris can never die, for such q
city Is like a universal capital Of
ideas.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-08-18

cafes prove that It is also one Of
pleasure.
The most amusing thing about the
Quarter, perhaps, is to watch all the
odd characters. Last summer was an
unusually hot one. and people turned
out In the evening even more than
they habltually do, and so from the
terrasse OF some cafe one had remark
ably good opportunity to study the
types. There was one man who went
about in a white corduroy suit, with.
out stockings, wearing only very low
sandals. He had big. slouching hat
and long. corkscrew curls. The lat
ter aid not seem to be natural, but
looked rather like the result OF sew
eral hours Of hard work with a curling
iron or some other instrument.
Another man had gray hair falling
over his shoulders and long, white
beard. He wore a funny stoyepipe
hat and a Kate Greenaway suit, and
he had a big alarm clock fastened to
his vest. Sometimes he would sell
postal cards. but very often he would
walk up and down the Boul' Mich for
the sake Of showing of, and incident,
ally to gain a few sous by begging
do not know whether he was rich or
moor. one never can tell, saw "Bibi'
Ia.Puree." who was somewhat like this
man. sell newspapers and matches
but never thought anything about him
until I read about him In the papers
He had once been well on. but at last
be was found in the streets dyine
from starvation.
! The sorbopne Is the center OF the
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-08-18
THE TEACHERS FOE
LIFE ALWAYS THREATENED BY
NERVOUS PROsTRATION.
One who Broke Down from slx Years Of
Overwork Tells How She Escaped
Misery Of Enforced Idleness.


OVerwork Tells How She Escaped
Misery Of Enforced IdieRess.
al had been teaching in the city
schools steadily for six years, said Miss
lanes, whose recent return to the work
from which she was driven by nervous
collapse has attracted attention. "They
were greatly overcrowded, especially In
the primary department Of which l had
charge, aud ] had been doing the work
Of two teachers. The strain was too
much for my nerves and two years ago
the crisis came.
II was Frustrated mentally and ply.
sically, sent in my resignation and never
expected to be able 10 resume work. Il
seemed to me then that l was the most
miserable woman on earth. was tor
tured by nervous headaches, worn out by
inability to sleep, and had so little
blood that l was as white as chalk.
After my active life, 1t was hard to
bear idleness, and terribly discouraging
to keep paying out the savings Of years
for medicines which did me no good"
"How didyou get back your healthG"
az bare chance and n lot Of faith led
me to cure. After / had suffered for
many months. aud when was on the
very verge Of despair, / happened to read
an account of some cures effected by
DIR. Williams Pink Pills. Tho state
ments were so convincing that some
how felt assured that these pills would
help me. Most people, think, buy only
one box for trial, but purchased si'
boxes at once, and when had used
them up, was indeed well and had nC
need Of more medicipe.
"Dr. Williams Pink Pills enriched my
thin blood, gave me back my sleep, re
stored my appetite, gave me strength Il
walk long distances without fatigue, II
fact freed me from all my numerous all
ments. have already taught for seyera
months, and ! cannot say enough II
praise of DR.. Williams Pink Pills"
Miss Margaret NJ. James is now Living
at No. 1873 Clay street, Dayton, Ohio
Many Of her fellow teachers have ais
used DIR. Williams Pink Pills and ar
enthusiastic about their merits. SOunC
digestion, strength, ambition. and cheer
full spirits quickly follow their use. The!
are sold IN every drug store In tn
world.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-08-18

for some time; head has ached and
back also has slept poorly, been quite
nervous, and nearly tainted once or
twice; head dizzy, and heart beats very
fast; then that bearing-down feeling,
and during her menstrual period she is
exceedingly Respondent. Nothing
pleases her. Her doctor says: Cheer
up: you have dyspepsia you will be
all right soon."
But she doesn't get call right, and
hope vanishes; then come the brood
ing, morbid, melancholy, everlasting
BLUES.
Don't wait until your sufferings have
driven you TO despair, with your nerves
all shattered and your courage gone,
but take Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. See what 1t did for
Mrs. Rosa Adams, OF $40 l9th Street,
Louisville, KY, niece Of Nhe late Cen
eral Roger Hanson, C.S.A. She writes;
Dear Mrs. Pinkham;-
az cannot tell you with pen and ink what
lydia T. Pinkham's, Vegetable Compound
has done for me. suffered with female
troubles. extreme lassitude, the blues,
NERVOUSNESS and that all-gone feeling. Twas
advised 10 try Lydia f. Pinkhrm's VegetahlI
Compound, and il not only cured my female
arrangement, but IL has restored meto perfect
health and strength. The buoyancy Of my
Younger days has returned, and do mot sui
Ter any longer with dependency, as did DO
fore / consider Lydia +. PinkhamS Vege
table Compound boon to sick and SUFFERING
women"
n you have some arrangement Of
the female organism write Mrs
Plnkham, Lynn, Mass, for advice.