The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-12-03
MR.. DOOLEYrl
On the Life insurance INVESTIGATION
OF PAPERS ON TIMELY TOPICS BY F.

But he has a good mind. If he knew a
little more he wud be half witted. We
will not permit We to deprive US iv him.
We Will stand by him to tn las dollar.
Caleb, throw up ye'er hands, says they.
We'll, what was poor Caleb to do.
He was caught between his fathers
frinds an his own, a divvle iv a posi-
ton fr amy man. They were rapidly
cloSin' in on him whin poor Irish Ia
ad happended by an rushed to his
sucker. This here downthrodden exile
iv Erin had spint most iv his life goin'
to tn assistance iv those in disthress.
He was a man that didn't care
FIR money in the ordhinry since
FIR what it cud buy. He loved it FIR
itself alone. So be bought Caleb
out, an that's tn las yen hear iv
tCaleb onless ye see him with his nose
Ihattented again tn window iv a gents
furnishin' store. He has retired firm
business. Hence forth he will pay FIR
! his own meals.
''Whin Caleb's fathers frinds an Ca
| lebs own frinds see how their ward
| had escaped thim they hurried over to
| call on tn Hibernyan. They found lin
settin' on tn f1ure countin' it up. 'Ar-re
we in with YEP says tn DESCENDANT iv
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as I can see,' says tn DESCENDANT iv
Owen Roe O'Neill TIL dhream iv me
life has been to put insurance on a
stable basis he says. I've hired Gro
yer Cleveland he says What FIR?
says they. FIR stall.'' says he with a
hearty laugh. An they started tn in
vistygation.
Wan thing I've larned firm it, Hin
Missy. an that is I made a mistake
about tn life insurance business. I
used to think it was simply a matther
iv maxim people nervous about their
future and borrying tin dollars firm
thin without collatheral on promise
to pay thin tin-f1fty afther death. I
done thin a gr-reat wrong. life in
surance man is no mere money maker.
He's on'y life insurance man on tn
side. Most iv his time he puts in as
a philanthropist, missionary, a pa
thrite or an affectionate son. Listen to
tn tistymony iv Gabby George. wan
iv tn gr-reatest iv thin fine men that
we enthrust our savins too.
'Misther HugheS-'George tell US
why it's nicissry to commit perjury in
tn life insurance business
THE LETTER THAT STOPPED THE
HOSTILE BOOT.
'Gabby George-'Thank We f'r tn
question It's a pint I wud like to
bring out. Thank We, Misther Hughes,
FIR tn opportunity iv answerin'. In
reply I wud say I love me father.
Gintlemen, have amy iv ye a father?
Thin we know what it is to have a
father? TIL wurrud father brings tears
to me eyes. As tn pote says: Father,
dear father, come home with me now.
I have in me hand a letter frim tn
OIL guy written in tn year eighteen
sivinty-five. Gentlemen, I have carrid
this sacred epstle mex to me heart FIR
thirty years EXCEPT whin / lent it out
to wan iv tn boys who wanted to land
tough customer. Whin I was a poor
solicitor I read it to hundreds iv
thousands an niver failed to projooce
raysults. 1t has saved me life whin L
have manoovered into tn bosom iv an
unsispictin' family be pretendin' I was
a pianny tuner. 1t has stayed tn hand
iv tn angry millyionaire whin I have
STINT in tn card iv tn Jock iv Argyle
be mistake. 1t has stopped tn hostile
boot in mid air, an relaxed tn grip
on tn back iv me neck. 1t has caused
tn ink-bottle to dhrop firm nerveless
fingers. 1t has subdued tn fierce bull
dog an tn indignant hired girl. I have
read it fr'm a roof where l was chased
be a man who had PREVIOUSLY been
interviewed be a book canvasser. a
Hghtning-rod agent, a Salvation Army
lass an solicitor FIR a charity organ
izatOn- [ have cooed it into tn ear iv
maiden who bluShed at tn idee iv life
insurance. I have hollered it through