The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
With the Long B0u.
-..Eye uature,s walks shoot folly as II flies"
G UMMER is here. Has the old familiar HOT
~ his feet on your brow yet?
Eye nature's walks, sho

UMMER is here. Has the old familiar house fly wiped
- his feet your brow yet?
shakopee farmer spraned himself this week getting
fence ahead of husky 5-year-od gentleman calf
with like the sound Of troubled waters and DISPOSE
ton somebody for the drinks Farming has its dis
advantages. IS
The 13-iach gun that throws hunk Of steel about
big factory chimney did much Of the strong work
for the Japanese. .
The Achson Globe expressed sympathy for the wrong
parties You worrying yourself unnecessarily about
the old who live alone writes snappy woman
to the Globe. II wish to that live alone that am
past TO- that have my garden in before any of neigh
bors that have work done earlier in the morng that
keep my house and lawn looking better; that dis
turb my neghbors by noise Of quarreng babies
ing from house, and they have occasion to about
me- It safe to say that this old ladys doughnuts are
dreams. @- ....
Man being of dust is swept out of the house at
spring cleaning time, and 10, he is not -..4 .~..=
Did you notice how pretty girl is when she smiles
Then if she to work and throws on dimple, then
where you? Ia"
m% ="
The Forum tells of Fargo woman who worried
of her husband health He has consulted physi
clan several times but has evaded his wes questions con-
corning what the medical had advised him. Finally
the wife called on the physician. III
''If he will diet himself, replied the of medicine
her questions IT think hs will be all right think
that it your cooking that is responsible for hus
bands illness. He has bad case Of gastritis H..
''Gastrits?' replied the young ''How could
he have that DOCTOR from cooking? always cook on
coal range We've had gas in the house, altho
I've asked Fred several times to get one" .~-.
One of the honest frauds that you advertised in the
papers, and which many people spend dollar two
is exposed in this months Lese's Magazine. Ill.
eve offer you the position Of raising mushrooms at
with cash all
ran the advertisement.
distrustful person might have remarked the fact that
the address where the mushrooms be delivered
in downtown office building in New York But there
the offer in black and white The circular explained in de-
tail the incredible number which be grown after the
bed started nine square feet Of cellar floor and
suggested how to by arranging the mus
beds above the other shelves It made diff
ference to the company where the mushroom spawn
bought Any seed store would furnish it, Only if bought
in the market sample must be for examination to
that the right sort One dollar would buy enough
seed Of the company to produce hundred pounds of
mushrooms year, while two dollars worth would establish
every cellar verabe horn Of plenty, out of the mouth
of which mushrooms pour the rate of twelve dol
lars worth week. .e,r,. ~ -- g... ill.,.
If you sent for it, the seed in quarter and half
pound packages the former being the dollar and the
latter the two dollar lots And it of the best quality
1t bought in fact from of the foremost seedsen
Of the country, the regular price Of dollars per
dred pounds The contents Of the dollar package cost
exactly and half cents. $3.50 ....-~--~
''Bu made good offer!'' the protest when
the inspectors to overhaul the concerns affairs 'We
bought and paid for pound of mushrooms that
sent back to u.s. Apparently this true but the total
quantity shipped to the New York office in eight months
according to the firms books, five pounds persever
ing German in Minnesota reaped this harvest All the other
asprants taken together did not produce enough mushrooms
to garsh beefsteak. AS any reputable scotsman would
have told them at the start mushroom raising of the
uncertain of agricultural enterprises and
ally only after painstakng efforts and repeated dis
appointments. =. ..." ... n. -
While perfectly honest it's face the whole mushroom
business conducted by this firm skin game ,
.-s3.-.. "A. j. r.