Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-07-08

my Ron."-Puck.
Mr.. Flush--Have you change for a
fve2 Mr.. Broke-No; but would like
to have a FIVE for change.-Ex.
Jurge Knox Qn the court room)--
I've lost my hat Attorney-Thats
nothing. / lost suit here yesterday.
Tx.
He-Its hard to keep secret some
times, isn't it7 She-I don't know;
I've never tried it.-Detroit Free
Press
A little boy was asked his name, and
answered: well, they call me Jim
mic, for short; but my maiden name IL
James"
I'm sure he said he was out of pol
tiles for good" You must have mis-
understood him. He's out for the
goods In politics. "-Philadelphia Press.
Edith-When accepted Jack he
said he was in the seventh heavenl
Ethel-Quite likely; he's been engaged
to six other girls this season.-Jester.
Mimster-So you saw some boys
fishing on the Sabbath, my young man.
Did you do anything to discourage
them3 Small Boy-Yes, sir; stole
their bait
Hawkins-That pickpocket they
caught is really a very intelligent fell
low. Sampson--No doubt of It. He
proved that by his ability to locate a
lady's pocket
Jaggles-Do those noblemen who
come over here to visit us acquire
many Of our customs? Waggles-I
presume SO. At any rate, they borrow
a great deal from us.
my kingdom for a horser cried
Richard the Third. And a moment
later he was seen slowly emerging
from under his balky automobile
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr.. Gooder-Heres a book I'd very
much like to have our daughter read.
1t contains some good advice for girl
of her age. Mrs. Gooder-Very well.
I'll forbid her to touch 1t.
"a mighty poor ser1nonw said Knox.
as they came out of church. What
would you expect for a cent?" an
swered Cox, who had seen what the
kicker had dropped into the plate.
Zones borrowed a dollar from me
: yesterday" Yes" HE paid me back
with the same dollar l loaned him"
, That's strange" mo. / couldn't pass
, It either. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Just Too Lovely: YES" said the
first actress, ave got lovely new
play for this season" What Is itT
asked the other. "A society drama In
four acts and five new gowns. Elk.
kissing Bugs: He-Let us sit out
on the lawn and watch for shooting
stars. She oh, somebody might see
US, Let's sit inside the grape arbor
and watch for lightning bugs.-Judge.
YES" said Mr.. Borem, Pm dlsap-
pointed In these shoes. It's funny now
adays how ones things wear out be.
fore one knows it" "Yes," replied
Miss Weary, with q yawn, especially
ones welcome"
Teacher-Nows then, Tommy, you
have no good excuse for staying away
from school yesterday. Tommy-Well,
1t wasn't my fault. Teacher-It
wasn't2 Tommy-No, ma'am. / done
my best to think up one.
"Oh, children! You are no noisy to-
day. Can't you be little stiller and
better" Now, grandma, you must be
q little considerable, and not scold us,
You see, II 1t wasn't for us you would
not be a grandma at ALL"
she-And you say you would die for
me7 Mr.. Boresome-A thousand times.
Bhe-Would you mind doing 1t just
once-straightaw You know papa
has been appointed coroner, and he
hasn't had any practice yet.-Boston
Traveller.
Burly Party-Are you aware, sir,
that you deliberately placed your UNI
brella In my ear last evening? Little
Bifferton-Very careless of me, I'm
surel / wonder what became of it.
and Would 1t be too much trouble
to ask you to return it2-Tlt-Blts.
Jones-It is just impossible for me
to keep lead pencil. People are al
ways borrowing, you know, and they
always forget to return. Brown-Why,
never have any trouble. See, I've
got a whole vest pocketful of pencils.
Jones-Doesn't that prove just what I
said?
WILLIE met our new minister on
my way to Sunday school, mamma,
and he asked me II l ever played mar.
bles on Sunday. Mother-H'ml And
what did you say to that? Willie-I
said, Get thee behind me, SatanP and
walked right off and left him."-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.
O'Halloran-Its sorry OF am to
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