The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-11-09

NOVELTIES or THE News. {.

wichita. Kan.-E. II. cordeIi. a capital
iSt OF Springfield. No. died here as n re-
suit OF drinkinE carbolic acid from a bottle
supposed TO contain whiskey.
ChicaEo-Thomas y. Wood. a carpenter,
applied TO the circuit court recently for a
mandamus TO cnjoin his wife from talking
too much. The couple had been married
eleven years.
JanesyiiIe. wis.-Miss Carrie Hughes was
embraced with such feryor by her lover
that two OF her ribs became interiocked.
and she was compelled TO undergo a pain
full operation
Bolivar. ". Y.-Paul Bowies lost his hair
by fright. A runaway horse threw him
Into commissions, and caused an illness OF
several weeks. during which all OF his hair
came out.
Des Moines. Ia.-A Jury In Judge Bren
mans court yesterday awarded q verdict Of
s. for Will Johnson. who brought suit
against his father-in-law. L. NJ. Randles.
because he received a beating at the hands
Of the latter.
Brewer Mo.-John G. Chase. n years old.
has written a piece OF music. which he
calls his funeral dirRc.' and In now ped
ding printed copies around the neighbor-
hood TO raise money TO pay for his funeral
expenses and buy n tombstone.
New York-Otto zimmerman. a cook at q
restaurant. was pinched by a lobster until
tho blood came. He paid no attention TO IL
uniii several days later. when his arm be-
gan to swell badly. and no went TO n
doctor. who pronounced u n case OF blood
poisoning. lie died three days later.
Tarrytown, ~. Y.-Margaret Perry, who
recently died. left a considerable property,
and among other things the sum OF SO. 100
TO my niece. Nellie Blauvelt. with my two
pct cats. upon the condition that she pro-
vide suitably for them as long as they live
and keep them In tho house where / now
reside"
omrha.-wai;ing and watching to tho
end for n missing son who never returned.
Mrs. Naomi wellcs finally pinned away and
today she died OF grief. Frank. her only
boy. left home eight years ago TO seek his
fortune. Nothing was ever heard OF him.
but each night the mother. who was almost
destitute. placed a lighted lamp In the win
dow OF her home.
Washington. Pn.-James Bangauzn, en-
ployed In tho steel works gave his wife to
Martin Edison as security for n debt Of Sc.
Mrs. BanganSa made no objection. but the
neIghbors were so scandaiizcd that they
had Edison and tho woman arrested for
adultery. The Judge discharged them upon
the assurance that the woman would tc-
turn 10 her own husband.
Woboken. -. J.-Fulda Berg. indignant
at something her husband had done. seized
a frying pan that stood on the stove TO
throw at him. Her foot slipped and In
stead OF reaching her husband the hot
grease fell on her face and head. She IL
nov totally blind. but her heart Is not
softcned. She insists that her husband IL.
10 blame for her misfortune.
Topeka, Kan.-Ail the worthless Mig
gers" In Texas are TO bc chased into Kan
aas according to the Caldwell CTcxasD
News. a copy OF which was received hero
today. because Governor Hoch would not.
surrender Henry Evans 10 the authorities
OF the Lone Star State. Governor Hoch. In
refusing TO grant requisitlon papers. said
no was not furnishing subjects for Texas
mobs.
Chicago will let the father visit, his
children at the home OF Mrs. James OFT.
but he must not pray over them. He
HlLSN ANh ~ abN ~ OAt Inns WIS
the dictum delivered yesterday by Judge
Mack after he had heard some OF tho
matrimonial troubles OF Rev. Ncstor
Clarkson and his wife Mabel. Tho court
told both the parties that In mis- opinion
they had two much religion.
New Yorkshire Dave Barry. the for
mer lightweight. has been playing on the
Northwestern football eleven. how would
IL do to recruit an all-star eleven as fol-
lows. towit: Ends. O'Brien and Sharkey:
tackles. FitZsimmons and Hart: guards,
Weeks and Rubin: center. Gotch, quar-
terback. Corbctt: halfbacks. Munro and
walcott: fullback. Jeffrics7 Whit a SMASH
lng game such a team should play.
81. Leon. Ind. Sarah Jackson. who -as
disappointed In love forty years ago. and
has not spoken TO a man since. has made
her will. In which she provides that n
woman shall ofnciats at her funeral. and
that no men shall be present. There must
be- n woman undertaken. women paiIbear-
ers and a woman to drive tho hearse..
While men may be allowed TO dig her
grave. the earth must be thrown pack by
women. She has left money TO pay all en-
peasss.
Buffalo. ". Y.-Joseph Schultz. annoyed
because his wife searched his clothing.
bought n bulldog rat trap and set IL IN
his trousers pocket one night before hs
went TO bed. Several hours later ne was
awakened by her srcams. and released her
hand. which Was badly lacerated. She was
so angry that she sworc out a warrant for
his arrest. but Justice Rockford OF the
police court decided that a man could set
rat traps IN his pockets as often as hs
pleased. and discharged the prisoner.
81. Louis. Mo.--A Wild scene was created
IN the criminal court when Joseph w.
Gray. on trial for murder. suddenly So.anK
at the chief city dispcnsary physician, DIR.
II. ]. Schcrck. on the witness stand. to do
him bodily harm. shook OF four deputy
ShcTins and attacked a member OF the
grand jury. was finally o~yrrpowered after
having fought all over the court room.
The jury then returned a verdict finding
the defendant insane. and he was taken
To the city Jail and will be sent to the In
sano asylum.
washington-Thc annual Chrysauthemun
aud carnation show OF tho department OF
agriculture II now under way. and thou
sands OF people are visiting Il daily. As
soon as tho public has had n chance TO
view the new intense yellow. Incurred
chrysanthcmum. Mrs. Roosevelt" Il will
be sent by Secretary Wilson To the White
House as a present to Mrs. Roosevelt. The
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