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Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
MARINE NEWS
San Pedro Shipping

ARRIVED.
Schooner Transit, BcllinGham.
steamer Jcanic, Portland.
Barkcntne Tropic Bird. Columbia
River
Schooner w. r. Hume, Everett.
SAILED
Schooner Cecilia Sudden, Grays Har-
Dor.
Schooner sehome. Puget Sound.
Steamer South Coast, Casper.
IN PORT.
Schooner Americana, Portland,
Steamer Cabrillo, Catalina.
Tug Catalina, Wilmington.
Barkontne c. +. Crocker, Port Town
send.
Schooner Commerce, Everett
Schooner Dora Bluhm Eureka.
Schooner Eric, Portland.
Schooner Expansion. Ballard
Schooner Espada. Everett
Tug Falcon, Wilmington.
Schooner Gardener city Gray's Har-
Dor.
Steamer Hermosa. Catalina.
Schooner J. A. Campbell. Columbia.
Schooner James Rolph, Everett.
Schooner Mabel Gale. Portland.
Schooner Meteor, Hadlock.
Schooner Muriel, Portland.
Schooner MelToSe, Grays Harbor.
Steamer Nome city, Portland.
Steamer Northland, Portland
schooner North Bend. Coos Bay
Blrkentine Retriever, Port lladlOck.
Schooner S. 4. Alexander. Grays Har-
Dor.
Steamer Shasta, Bellingham.
Schooner Stimson, Ballard,
Bark Tam O'Shanter, Aberdeen.
Tug Warrior, Wilmington.
Schooner Wawona. Coos Bay.
Schooner w L. Witzeman, Aberdeen.
Steamer Wasp, Seattle
German ship Wansbeck. Hamburg
OUTER HARBOR
Barkentine j. NJ. Griffith, Pit Hadlock.
Schooner Nokomis, Grays Harbor
VESSELS ON THE WAY.
Steamer Alcazar, Port Arena.
Barkentine Aurora, Tacoma.
Schooner Azalea, Eureka.
Schooner Bainbridge Blakely
Schooner Bangor. Everett
Barkentine Benicia, Bellingham
Schooner Blakely Blakely.
Schooner Beulah, Portland.
Barkentino Colombo, Eureka.
Schooner Ethel Zane. Portland.
Steamer Jackson, San Francisco
Barkentine j. l.. Stanford. Bellingham.
Schooner J. w. elise, Ballard
Barkentine j. NJ. Griffith, Port Hadlock.
Steamer National City, Fort Bragg.
Steamer Newport. Greenwood.
Schooner Okanogan, Gamble.
Steamer Pasadena, Eureka.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
HOLD BIG BANQUET
AT GLENW00D HOTEL
RIVERSIDE BUSINESS MEN MAKE
SPEECHES
Chamber of Commerce Gathers Around
Festal Board - Organization Re-
ported to Be in FIourishing condi-
dition-Directors Are Elected
Special to The Herald.

special to The Herald.
RIVERSIDE. Dec. 29.-Members of
the chamber of commerce to the num-
Der of 125 sat down to the annual BAN
quet at the Glenwood tonight. The
tables We're set in form of letter L
and were attractively decorated.
The menu as far as possible was
made up of Riverside county products.
The report of Secretary Winter
botham recited work done in advertis-
ing the city in tree planting, in enter
tanning notable visitors, in work for the
proposed citrus experiment station and
other public measures.
The membership is now 1863. Presi-
dent Rumsey in his report urged inter-
city cooperation. Let us be Califor-
mans, not villagers" he declared.
A resolution was adopted urging the
government to take up the matter of
purchasing additional forest reserve
and charging the work of reforesta-
ton.
Directors were elected as follows: c.
w. Barton, j. II. Bauman. j. II. Burt
ner, S. j. Castleman, =. A. Chase, e. p.
Clarke, w. Is. Clancy, o. j. Coen. F.
Cutie, w. c.. Frazer, George Frost, H.
f. Grout. G. L. Mcfarland. f. A. Miller,
d. G.. Mitchell, II. H. Monroe. f. Z.
Morrison, +. S. Moulton, G.. n. Rey-
nolds, G. Rouse, c. E. Rumsey, J. A.
Smms. w. w. Wilson, G.. L. Winter
botham and J. II. Reed. After the cleo
ton the members adjourned to the
Loring theater and witnessed the per-
formance of "Virginius" by Louis
James.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
MAN KILLED BY N0STRUM
Missourian Takes Too Much Head
ache Medicine and Expires
at Riverside
Special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald
RIVERSIDE. Dec. 29.--J. c. Rowing,
a young man who recently came here
from Leslie Mo, for his health. died
this morning from the effects of taking
a headache medicine in overdoses. He
was discovered in his room i'm the AL
batross Saturday night in an uncon-
scious condition and was taken to the
city hospital. He did not regain con-
sciousness, despite the efforts of ply
slcians to resuscitate him, and died
this morning. His remains were sent
east tonight for interment.
w. IL. Thompson's El Diablo has
been entered in the free-for-all of the
San Bernardino Driving association
meet to be held on Monday
The Riverside Implement company
has let the contract for a new build
ing on Eighth street near the corner
of Lemon. Ii will be a one-story brick.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30

Barkentine Makaweli, Mukilteo
Steamer Melville Dollar, San Francisco.
Schooner Minnie A. Caine, Tacoma.
Schooner Oceeanica Vance, Grays Har-
Dor
Schooner Polaris. Everett.
Schooner Resolute Grays Harbor.
Schooner R. w. Bartlett, Grays Harbor
Schooner Sailor Boy, Everett.
Steamer San Gabriel. Eureka.
Steamer Santa Monica, Grays Harbor.
Steamer San Pedro, Eureka.
Barkentine Skagit. Ludlow.
Steamer Sequoia, Eureka,
Steamer Vanguard, Eureka
Steamer w. H. Kruger, Fort Bragg.
Marine Notes
The schooner Tam O'Shanter being
in somewhat bad repair and considered
unseaworthy as she is, was towed to
the mud flats near Wilmington today
whore she will be fixed up somewhat
before starting north again. Boats re-
Iaired this way arc taken to the mud
flats at high tide and when the low
tide is on the bottom of the ship is
easily accessible to repairs 1t seems
that several of the plankS in this YES
sci are strained, allowing water to
come in. and for this reason crew
could not be obtained until the repairs
were made.
The steamer Jeannie from Portland,
which is making this port for the dis
abled Roanoke, came in to the inner
channel yesterday at rather a late
hour when the tide was getting low
east side of the channel just north of
Deadman's island. The engines made
"A heroic effort to get off, but could not
and she was obliged to lie there until
the tide came IN again. within Il few
rods of her landing spot The captain,
a new one to this port, laid the blame
to the government chart, but as mis-
takes of this kind are not common it is
thought he made a slight error in his
reckoning. No damage was done other
than a wait of a few hours. The Jean
ME is unloading IA cargo of one thou
sand tons of wheat and one hundred
tons of mixed freight besides 'forty-five
passengers.
The barkentine Tropic Bird arrived
in the outer harbor last night after a
tempestuous voyage of fourteen days
from the Columbia river with her deck
board in a high sea and heavy gale on
the 18th of the month. For sixty hours
in latitude 44:30 and longitude 127 80
she fought the wind and waves,
the men expecting that every min
ute would be the last for them. The
forecastle of the ship was flooded and
the men were Obliged to seek quarters
I'm the cabin for long time. The chains
holding the deck load of lumber, about
100000 feet, were loosed and the whole
thing went overheard At one time the
cabin was filled with water and the
men all had to stay I'm the rigging or
on the top of the deck houses. The
cooks galley was awash and no food
was to be had for some time also. She
weathered the gale, however, and ar
rived in safety, but In battered con-
dition.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30

Schooner r. F.. Godfrey Everett.
Barkentine Wrestler. Grays Harbor.
FOREIGN VESSELS.
German ship Waventree, Hamburg.
LOADING FOR THIS PORT.
Schooner Admiral, Everett
Schooner A. NJ. Campbell, Portland.
Schooner Ariel, Grays Harbor.
steamer Bonita San Francisco.
Schooner Borealis, Tacoma.
Schooner Carrier Dove, Everett
Schoorer Caroline, Umpqua.
Steamer Chico, San Francisco.
Schooner Crescent, Portland.
Schooner Eldorado. Grays Harbor
Schooner T.. X Wood, GrayS Harbor
Schooner Emma Claudina. Eureka.
Steamer f. II. Leggett. Eureka.
Schooner Fred ]. Wood, GraYs Harbor.
Schooner Forester Grays Harbor.
Schooner Forest Home, Columbia.
Barkentinc Georgina, Portland.
Schooner Geo. r. Billings. Winslow.
Bark Guy G. Cross, Tacoma.
Schooner G. w. Watcon. Grays Harbor.
Barkentine Harvester Tacoma.
Schooner Honoipu Grays Harbor.
Schooner JAS. Johnson, Eureka.
Schooner John Palmer Portland.
Steamer j. S. Higgins. Fort Bragg.
Schooner Nona, Grays Harbor.
Steamer Lakme Eureka.
Bark l.. q. Burgess, Bellingham.
Schooner Lottic Bennett, AnaCortcs.
Schooner Louise, Umpqua.
Schooner Manila, AnaCorteS.
Schooner Makukona, Bellingham.
Steamer Marshfield, Hardy Creek.
Schooner Mildred, Willapa.
Schooner o. J. Olsen. GraYs IIarbor
Schooner Philippine, Grays Harhor
Schooner Prosper, Columbia river.
Steamer Rival. BoWonS Landing.
Schooner Robert r. Hind. Portland.
Schooner Robert SearleS, Olympia.
Steamer Salvador. Eureka.
Schooner Sausalito. Grays Harbor.
Schooner Sadie, Umpqua River.
SnhnpnnT Salem DlNDoni1
Schooner Soana, Blakely.
Schooner Sequel Hadlock.
Schooner Susie NJ. Plummer. Tacoma.
Schooner Taurus, Everett.
Barkentine Y. p. Emigh, Tacoma.
Schooner Willis A. Holden. Ballard.
Schooner William Bowden, Tacoma.
Schooner William Renton. Willapa.
VESSELS AT REDONDO.
Schooner Andy Mahony. Mukiltro.
Schooner Louis. Portland.
Schooner w. III. Smith, Tacoma.
Schooner w. F. Jewett. Grays Harbor.
Schooner Mindora, Grays Harbor.
SAILING NORTH TO RELOAD.
Schooner A. Il. Coats, Grays Harbor.
Schooner Argus, Eureka.
Schooner c. A. ThaYer, Grays Harbor
Schooner Cecilia Sudden, Willapa.
Steamer Centralia. Gray's Harbor.
Schooner G. S. Holmes. Nanaimo.
Steamer Chehalis, GraY's IIarbor.
Schooner e. II, Hill, Coquille
Schooner Diriglo, Seattle.
Schooner Endeavor Olympia.
Schooner +. M Slade, Grays Harbor.
Schooner Gamble, Gamble.
Barkentine G, c. Perkins, Grays Harbor
Schooner Glendale Coos Bay.
Schooner H. ID. Bendixen, Blakely,
Schooner Henry X. Hall, Everett
Schooner Hugh Hogan, TillamOok.
Schooner j, A. Garfield. Grays Har-
bor
Schooner Lucy, Umpqua.
Schooner Luzon. PIT. Townsend.
Steamer Mandalay, Crescent City.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
Fortunes In TOurmalines

Immediate investments in the Mesa
Grande fourmaline and Gem COMPANY
assures future large returns. Cal Tor the
proof. N' '"o
SOUTHWESTERN sECURITUEs Co.
6OS IL. w. Hellman Blde
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
CONTRACTS FATAL ILLNESS
Tourist Dies at Santa Ana Three
Days After His Arrival
From the East

SANTA ANA, Dec, 20.-Michael Sic
fert a prominent resident of Duquoin,
H., died here last night three days
after his arrival from the east to visit
his son and daughter. Mr.. Siefert con.
tracted a severe cold while ON the train
which developed into pneumonia here
Deceased was "a years of age and
is survived by four children, Mrs C.
NJ. Young and Henry Siefert of this
city, William Siefert Of San Diego and
Mrs. Annie Ketscher Of Orange.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30

and Mabel Bailey Rogers were offered
as sureties and the document gives
Los Angeles as the company's place
of business Mayor Waterhouse took
the matter under advisement and to-
day formally disapproved Of the bond
FOR the reason that the said proposed
excavations I'm the streets OF the city
Of Pasadena are not for the purpose
of laying down pipes and couduits
therein or connections Herewith for
introducing into and supplying the
city Of Pasadena and its Inhabitants
either with gas light or other ilumin-
ating light or with fresh water for
domestic or other purposes, and that
said proposed excavations are not au-
thorized by the charter or any ordi-
nance OF the city" II is understood
that the company intends taking wa
ter from Pasadena and any such move
will be bitterly opposed at this time
The request adds another interesting
complication to the existing perplexi-
ties of the water situation.
Pasadena 5revities
The local Y NJ. G.. A. will hold its
annual New Years reception on Mon
day evening from Z to 10 o'clock
Pasadena IGlks will bring Frederick
Warde and Miss 1<idder to this city
y
formance i'm the Lowe oSera house both
afternoon and evening.
The First National bank declared a
sem-annual dividend at the rate of
II per cent per annum last night and
added $4,000 to it's surplus. The Pasa-
dena Savings q Trust co. has also
declared six per cent semi-annual
dividend.
A gasoline stove exploded this even
ing I'm house belonging to G. c. Smith
on Montana street and the fire de-
rartment was called upon to make the
long run. The fire was extinguished
before the department arrived how
ever, and the loss will not reach $50.
A few minutes later a tent on South
Vernon avenue caught fire and was
burned. About the same time a lamp
was accidentally overturned at a house
on Eureka street, but the damage was
slight The fire department was no.
titled for each of these fires and was
kept busy for a time.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
CompIloates Water Questlon

The Oak Hill Water company. claim
ing TO hold forth for business in Los
.Angeles county" made application to
Mayor Waterhouse yesterday for per-
mission 10 lay pipes along the city
ireets TO supply the residents of South
'YAsadena with water. The company
lied O bond lor $4,000 to protect the city
from damage to the streets during the
utging Of th csc pipes. Hugh Glassell
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
Has Strange HaIIucination

Joe Ortega. a HeSperia wine mer-
chant, is at the county hospital in an
insane condition, it is believed from the
effects of drinking too much of his
own wine. He has the strange halluci-
nation that he has a wife in each ear,
and this morning attacked himself
with a fork to dig the wives out and
rid himself of them. as he says they are
the cause of all his trouble. He in
jured himself seriously with the fork
and it is feared he may lose his hear
ing as a result, though DR. Strong
hopes to save it. He will be taken
to the Patton asylum.
Henry Bowers, the Etiwanda ranch
er. who slept six and one-half days
is hopelessly insane, say the physicians
and will be at once admitted to the
asylum. The man has for a long time
been bothered with insomnia and
wanted to sleep, and so drank the
sleeping potion that caused him to be
out of the world so long. He got an
overdose which has unbalanced his
mind completely.
Work will be begun next week on
the construction work on the big Ar
rowhead dam i'm the mountains and
will be carried on steadily all winter
in spite of the cold weather. The men
were recently laid off for the holidays.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tab
let's Druggists refund money IL 1t fails
20 cure. 70. w, GROVES signature Is
on each box. 25c.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
Will Hold Annual Dinner

Plans have been completed for the
annual board of trade dinner which
will be held in this city Thursday even
ing, January II. Among the speakers
who will respond to toasts are Hon.
Jud Rush of Los Angeles, Hon. Will
\ Harris of Los Angeles, formerly of
this city. Chairman f. w. Reid of the
board of supervisors, Mayor H. NJ. Bar.
ton, President Joseph Israel of the
Merchants association. President G..
A. Atwood of the board of trade will
act as postmaster.
Contracts have been let for the con-
struction of the new Gregory & Cur
tiss block at the corner of Third and
L streets, to cost $4,000. This same
firm will also erect another block near
this one and improve "a building al
ready on the property, making a total
expenditure of 100000 in that vicinity
Two other new business blocks are to
be erected on other corners in that vi
Cinity.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-30
Says He Was swindled

A sensational suit has been begun
in the superior court here by j. ID.
Burrows of Redlands, charging Mr..
and Mrs. j. $. Woodruff with fraud
in land trade made with him. by
which they are said to have gotten
hold of a house and lot in Redlands
in exchange for alleged Ventura ranch
property i'm which Woodruff claimed
to have an equity.
1t was a case of "unsight and un-
seen" on the part of Burrows, who
after the deal was closed up went UP
to Ventura county to take a look at
his ranch" but found that he had no
ranch. He learned that Woodruff had
purchased a ranch, making small
payment down on it, but had soon left
it. the mortgage being foreclosed and
the property sold to other parties by
the holder of the mortgage.
The Redands property which Bur-
rows wants back is valuable and To-
Gated on one of the best residence
streets in that city.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-11-17
with $12 worth of work, at regular
laundry nri0aH

with $12 worth of work, at regular
laundry prices.
To compensate the promoter Of the
plan, the laundryman must sign con-
tract, and furnish, satisfactory bond,
agreeing to pay the promoter 80 cents
each for every contract, payable on the
day it was handed over to him, and to
pay 50 each for the jardinieres.
This would make $3.50 to be paid
for each $12 contract, which would be
reasonable, considering that possibly
nine out of every ten new customers
would continue to patronize the laun-
dry indefinitely.
Believing that he was entering into
a business agreement, by which all
concerned would be benefited. the laun-
dryman unhesitatingly signed con-
tract, secured by q good bond.
Having closed his contract, and maxi
ing sure that he had a good one, the
CRATER Immediately wired his ten ex-
perienced canvassers. BY the time
they arrived he had the city laid out
in sections. and each mans territory
mapped out.
These .canvassers were. able to take
from 40 to GO contracts each a day.
The man who couldn't average 40 a
day would not be kept, and It was
always a sure thing that the gang
would average 80 each.
The day upon which the canvassers
began, the CRATER called up the Laundry
with whom he had made the contract
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ANsyAskxteH1kmes1

aWhilaspofwomanis entirely frae. Nom
periodical suffering. itdoes not seemt6
be the plan Of nature that womeH
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ton is q severe strain on . woman'f
vitality. If it Is painful or irregular
something is wrong which should be
set right or it will lead to q serious de-
rangement Of the whole female organ
ism. wH~tNnfd So T'ts5yD
More than fifty thousand women
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Pinkham that Lydia e. Pinkham'f
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Vegetable Compound will do for
women, they cannot fail to bring hope
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" Miss Nellie Holmes of $40 N. Davi.
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Dear Mrs. Pinkham-.
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CRATER CURLY answered. "And you are
to order 500 Of the jardinieres to-mor-
row, for premiums, and inclose your
check for them"
"Great heavens! that will be $1,000
more," shouted the laundryman.
Eyes, that's true; altogether $1,250
on to-day's business" said the CRATER
"How many contracts do you expect
to get tomorrow" asked the laundry
man, his face blanched, and nervous
ness depicted in every movement.
"Well, anywhere from 500 to 600, and
possibly MORE"
do you expect me-" shrieked the
laundryman, Ito back up this scheme
with $1,000 OF $500 per day2" ..s
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Mean Trick.

Mean Trick.
Gracious. Jeanette! Why are Ill
those women so excited?"
Haven't you heard? Why, they an.
swered an advertisement that stated
for one dollar they would receive tbs
greatest wrinkle remover on earth"
"And what did they get?"
"Why, a datiron. "-Chicago Daily
News.
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J! x: s.se 4ssSs3Iss %;ssses sgIb
Z IT dreaded tho approach Of my maGftnal
period every month, IS y meant 80 p1ch pain
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Compound two months became regular and
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table Compound has done forme. Pill II ~
Such testimony should be accepted
by all women as convincing evidence
that Lydia E. Pinkham,s Vegetable
Compound stands without, q peer as q
remedy for all the distressing Ills Of
women. ---> 49, -
The success Of Lydia E.. Pinlham's
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Don't Hesitate to write to Mrs.
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Hauled Back

Hauled Back.
| shorte-Ohugger Is just carried away
with his automobile
Y Ssharpe-Yes; and were It not for
Hank Hibbley and his two horses he
wouldn't be back for several days.
Judge.
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A Sense Of Caution.

"A oEUB0 O1 VHUC1O0s
The Citizen-What would you do II
some one were to come and offer you
money for influence?
The Politician-I should repulse him
with scorn. Anyone who can't arrange
such matters otherwise than by brutal
offers of cold cash is not safe man to
do business with.-Judge.
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This Flirting Age,

This Flirting Age.
Perte-Do you know, love reminds
ne of radium.
Flirte-Why?
! Perte-There's so little of It.
Flirte-It reminds me Of the old
stage-coach.
Perte-How's that7
Flirte-There is always room for one
more.-Judge.
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creased, and of course received an
Affirmative answer.
B :.'Well," said the CRATER, II have a
plan by which your business can be
increased SO fast that it will surprise
you. - &C
Then bringing from his pocket some
blank contracts, and photo-engraving
Of very handsome jardiniere, made
by pottery concern in southern Ohio,
he stated his proposition:
He would have his experienced can
yassers make house to house calls,
promising to deliver this beautiful jar
diniere as premium, absolutely free.
in consideration of the signing Of a
eontract e furnish the said laundry
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Jawback Whist

JAWp4ox WHIST 4 *
Mr.. Jawback-Im going to got life
Insurance policy. -. ,.s,,
Mrs. Jawback-You're foolish. It's all
q graft. n~,I>%v$s rgs.a 81 .asss. -. .....
r. Mr.. .Jawback-But'w hat.would you Do
IL I'd die! .@... IA 7.
Mrs. Jawback-Marry again. Of
course. Is,
Mr.. Jawback-You couldn't II my life
hadn't been insured for good big sum.
Cleveland Leader.
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p A Contrast.
Oh she was a woman as fair could bs.
A woman of high renown,
Likewise a woman Of high degree
But she wore low-cut gown.
milwaukee Sentinel.
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Perfectly permissible.

Perfectly Permissible.
"Yes," admitted the young man,
modestly, Il have killed several men,
but always under legitimate circum-
stances"
self defense. eh?"
well. not exactly. It was in foot
hall games.-Chicago Sun.