The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-16

WAS his flying machine success. .ot
''Oh, yet: it failed to work Detore At SVt
far enough up to hurt. Lire.
she-Do you believe men are as brave
now as they used to be7
He-Sure: Just see the poetry some men
write now.-Yonkers Statesman.
Dad-You're praneins around a little too
lively, my boy: you need a check. 80.
Son-All right, father MAKE y - ASe-
figures, pIease.-Chicago Daily News
Our company said the life insurance
agent is one OF {hs flc ;95,1 1i he ~ ana
I'm one Of the people who helped make II
so. Washington star.
Have you any reason. to believe that
your sister likes me, WlilieE
heard 9u1 her say Nobody could help ilixin'.
the dear old easy mark '--C4eVs4ano
Plain Dealer
Mrs Rice-I know you wouldn't Ike MISS
VVorriiey. She is very depressinB. one OF
the kind, you know that Is Always DOT
MIS- Mrs. Br1ee@oh, then, I'd be sure to Ike
her. I've loads OF trouble to lend.-Brook-
lyn Life
Jay Green-I had a ride in my cousins
Aaron AIired-Ye did? How'd it seem2
Law Green-Ya-al. It felt a good deal Ike
falln' into 20, mig1ty deep Een' s on lows ye
Wards.-Puck.
Homeless Holmes-wot's become Of Ev-
er Silver Siudd-De poor hobo died of over
Homeless HoImes-G'wan! I don't be-
-'t Oliver tr Mud-Its de trut' ne .wuz too
ambitious-tried to do two days loannS
in one day!-Cleveland Leader.
How are his M r. s,r, entrance to tn.
best society. Judge.
Binzins-Do you mean to say that suit
you have on was made to orderE
Nfiffkins-Sure thing.
why. certainly. a married woman
should be q law unto herself =.
t'Oh, more than that. She ought to be
law unto her husband Brooklyn Life.
"A man always gets on easier by taking
ne yes sssfS answered Mr.. Meekton. when
things turn out badly there isn't so much
said Washington star
Bob-Aaiss subbubs has asked me to can
tonight.
Bob-Yes What shall wear?
Dick (who had been there)-'Ware Of the
dog!-Philadelphia Ledger.
Miss Elderleigh--wouId you, believe it:
my dear-I listened to six declarations OF
love at the dance last night2
Miss Speight-How Interestingly You
must have been sitting DGllnQ some aft-
! fully pretty gfrl.-Cieveland Leader.
Well said Dunley, self-complaeently,
after his first after-dinner speech. you
didn't think I could speak, did your
Y confess replied Knox, that can
think of anything 50 marvellous that has
time. in fact. ''-Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Black has always SAID she was
afraid to travel, and now she is going to
California. wonder how it happens?"
Someone gave her pass."-Detroit
Free Press.
what do you think Of these investiga-
wen" answered the life insurance
| solicitor, at shows how things even up
The direesorY are ,5 nov s sof 81 r ss
to have to stand. "-Washlngton Star.
How did your wife come to die?"
she was taken suddenly sick"
And the .neighbors sent for me and the
/ the doctor
wei. the doctor got there hrst."-Hous-
I ton Post
Il see that the mayor of Grand Rapids.
/ Mich, has refused to accept an increase
Say, couldn't some insurance company
| get the business by hiring him IS its pres
| ident? ''-Chicago Record-derald-
HE makes love to summer girls in the
winter time and to winter girls in the
/ summer.
What's the idea?"
Thinks they come a little cheaper when
! they're out OF season. Cleveland Leader.
/ LaWson-So your wife has been away
/ all summerI I should think you would be
/ anxious now about her return!
] DaWson-I am. I'm afraid she's coming
back next week.-Somerville Journal.
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the Atchison GIobe.l
The road to hell is really a bouIe-