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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05

/ that he was in the way, or that be wa
making some work, made his visit 4
genuine nuisance.
The fan rains had set in, and the
weather was decidedly chilly. About
7 O'Clock Harry was called down town,
to remain most Of the night, and at
$3.50 tho Rev. Satisfy retired.
There was lavatOry opening Of
from his bed room, but this seemed TO
be beyond his ken, or he was afraid
to touch the faucet.
About 1880 went TO bed, propped
myself up on the pillow with a good
novel intending to read until Harry
came home. I was absorbed in the
story, but about the mystic hour Of
midnight heard the side door close
and the spring lock snap vieiously. 1
could not at first imagine what ahd
happened, but instead Of II suggest
ing burglars, tho idea struck me that
he Rev. Amiuadab Satisfy was some
how mixed up in the affair.
There was a hydrant in the yard,
lsed during the summer for watering
he lawn and slipping out Of bed /
vent TO the window and peeping out ;
iaw our Rev. friend quenehing his
hirst thereat. OF course it never oc-
urred 10 him that there was water in
he house, and there he had gone pi.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05
HE COULDN'T
MAKE TROUBLE
J. H. cradlebaugh.

"H there is any person on earth
whom dread 20 have my husband
bring home in the evening Il is a bash
ful man who is afraid he Is going 20
make some little extra trouble" So
said Mrs Sarah Maria Eyerly (tho
name will do since Il is not her own
a tho regular weekly meeting Of the
guild in Salem, as she finished sewing
a lace frill on the bottom Of a cotton
garment destined at some remotely
future time 10 grace the person Of
como benighted brunette Of the upper
Congo.
81 shall never forget" she eontin.
1od as she bit OF a yard Of thread
and poked its twisted end through
asedle, "our first visit from the Rev.
Aminadab Satisfy from waybaek.
Harry and had been married seven
years, the Rev. Aminadab performing
the ceremony in my native village, foF
! was born in that community. Harry
was employed here and at the time the ,
Rev. Aminadab made Us a visit we
were living in a handsome cottage not
very far ont Harry was glad to see I
an old friend, and 50 for that matter
was ], for our married life had not had
more than its proportion Of chickering's,
and certainly its full measure Of hap
pinsss. Yet at the same time his fear
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05

SoU WILL FnSD AS MANY USES
ron WANT ADvERTIsrNo AS
ron YOUR rYPR-wRTrRR, YoUR
UAxBRnIL.A, on your srRKRr
can
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05
Pain in the
Head

Ts a danger signal, warning
vou that the brain nerves are
cxbausted-irritated, and are
undergoing ar unnatural strail'
FREQUENT and prolonged at
tacks of pain weaken the gen
erative power Of the nerve
cells of the brain, and lead 20
loss Of memory, melancholy
spasms, epilepsy, and frequent
w insanity.
When the brain nerves are
weakened they are unable 10
supply sufficient nerve force
10 the nerves that control the
lungs, heart, stomach ana
other organs, and these organs
are thus robbed Of energy, and
unable to meet the demands
upon them,and they get sick.
Stop the head pains with Dr.
Miles Anti-Pain Pills, and the
influence upon your general
health will be greater than you
can realize.
Il want 10 tell you how thankful
am Tor Dr. Miles Anu-Poin PMS.
From a child ] have been subject TO
gick headache and never found any
lasting relief until received a sample
IN Dr. Miles Anu-Pain pills while IN
Geneva six years ago. BY taking one
10 uJually throws on my PAIN so
can 20 about nv home duties
MRS. ALMA GATES.
II. +. D., No. I. Geneva. ONO.
Or. Niles Antl-Paln Pills are sold BY
your druualst, who Will guarantee that
the first package Will benefit " "
r. rs he Will return your money.
rs doses, IS cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkilart, Ind
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05


rouetting out in the drizzling rain
his long night dress giving him q
ghostly appearance in the dim light
she'd from street lamp. After he had
absorbed a quart or more Of the Will
lamette mixture he came back TO the
door. OF course IL was locked. took
in the situation and slipped down
quietly, thinking 20 let him in. and
trusting 70 the darkness and his bashful.
ness 20 prevent him discovering was
not dressed for company.
I reached the door. and opened it
trustfully, but my friend who disliked
troubling anyone. had discovered the
door was locked. and had gone around
to sample the front door. or discover
some other means Of ingress without
disturbing me. called him. but there
was no answer. 7 was thoroughly ont
of humor by this time. but knowing the
Rev. Aminadab was out 10 the wet. and |
barefooted at that, I realized that I |
must take him in, or be responsible
for his death. called him again. no '
answer; then I slipped out on the porch
and called again. Unlucky movement:
I had not left that door three feet be-
fore some lurking spirit Of the darkness
or imp Of the perverse, moved It, and
moved it 10 a close
There was gentle jar, a snap. a
vicious, satanic snap, Of that con
founded spring lock, and the Rev.
Aminadab Satisfy Of wayback, and
The mistress Of the house were both
out Of doors, dressed in their night
'obes. without key, and no one in.
'ide TO come to their aid.
simply ragged internally as the
ituation dawned upon me in all its
force-I am not certain
hat did not swear, but If did / am 4
ure the recording angel charged It up a
o the Rev. Aminadab. or blotted II
ut with tear, spared from his laugh. p
er. couldn't get in, and eouldn Z d
cry well 20 out on the street 70 reach d
y next ueighbors, or climb the hedge "
snee FOR a short cut TO them. In
oment or two my night blooming Z
lend came poking around the corner. I
hostly tall and silent, and seeing me, \
the most surprised tone imaginable. !
iked: "why. my dear Mrs. Everly I
hat are you doing out herei" I was I
larmed, and there was neither club y
y stone handy, hence the Rev. Amin :.
alb still lives.
Fortunately Harry came home ear. /,
r than no expected, and IL ever the ,s
md Of mans footsteps was music ~.
that mans wife's ears, his were 10 "A
ne that night. o..
In few minutes we were both in. yet
10, and was in my bed doubled up
Q pocket comb, and shivering with
d and rage; and yet that husband
mine laughed, laughed and giggled ss
I'll he got into bed and / put my ~
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05

Telephones are not 90 plentiful be.
cause they are marvels-but because
THnY ARE UsEFUI.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05

u Is a. practicable az = street ear--as
cay 20 use a. an umbrellas is a
part Of the MACHINERY b. which
you DO THINGS in your Ofiss and
store and Aome--asting a ones a.
salesman or huyer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05

frozen feet in the middle of his back,
and then he quit.
The Rev. Aminadab returned 10 the
peace and quiet Of waybaek the next
day, having had a suficieney Of city
life, late hours, and hope willamette
water"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05
UTILITY THE
SUPREME TEST

Locomotives are not made because
they are wonderful-but because
THEY ARE USEFUL
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05
& EASTERN
RAILROAD
TINE GARD M e.

Ne 2 for Yaquina-
Leaves Albany ...... .l2:I5 Pm
Leaves Corvallis ....... l:SPN
Arrives Yaquina ...... S:ERN
No. ! Returning
] Leaves Yaquina 49,. 7;lBAM
Leaves Corvallis .......ll:sO AN
Arrives Albany .lf:l5 Pm
No. for Albany-Detroit-
Leaves Albany for Dstrsit 7;so AN
Arrives Detroit 1880 Pm
NO from Detroit
Leaves Detroit ........ l;So PM
Arrives Albany ....... G99 PM
No. 5 for Albany
Leaves Corvallis ....... $50 AM
Arrives Albany ........ 7:lS AN
No. 8 for Corvallis
Leaves Albany ........ 2:4O pm
Arrives Corvallis ....... $3.50 Pm
No. 2 for Albany
Leaves Corvallis ....... 500 Pm
Arrives Albany ....... ESQ Pm
No. 6 for Corvallis
Leaves Albany ......... 9;lS Pm
Arrives Corvallis ......... 9:55 PIX
Train No. arrives in Albany ~
time to connect with the s. P. south
bound train.
Train No. 2 connects with the s P
trains at Corvallis and Albany, giSili
direct service to Newport aud adjissIi
beaches.
Train No. 8 leaves Albany fN
Detroit at 1880 a. N, arriving tA~'
In ample time to reach the Brsiisr
bush hot springs the same day.
Train No. between Albany and Do
tr0it connects with the Eugene local
at Albany, also with local from e~
Wallis.
Train No. leaves Corvallis At o."
a. m, arrives at Albany 7;lo =. n
time to catch Eugene local to PSrila''
and train to Detroit.
Train No. leaves Albany for W
wallis at 2;40 p. N, after the AFFi''
Of 8. P. nOrthbound overland.
Train Ne. 7 leaves Corvallis At O"
P. NJ, arrives in Albany at e;4o p =
N time to connect with the loea -
Eugene and way pOintA
Train No. 8 leaves Albany fer Os'
'allis at s;l5 p. m, after the arrival
he s. p. local from Portland.
For further information apply 70
J. o. MAYO, Gsn- Pas AZ
:. coCKERELL, Agent, Albany.
H. cRoNIsE, Agent, Corvallis
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05

For fuller information ask or viii,
your nearest ticket agent, OF
A L. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agsut
The Oregon Railroad & Nsvim..s
Co, Portland, Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05
MARKET QUOTA
TIONS TODAY


I Il.
POultTy-at stoiner's Market.
Eggs-Per dozen, zoe.
Ducks-ll@l2c.
Hens-9dlOc.
Frys-l2c.
Baker, Lawrence & Baker.
Eggs-Per dozen, zoe.
Fruits, Vegetables, Etc.
PotatOes-25@3Oc.
Onious-ll4c.
Tropical Fruita
Bananas--5isc n.
oranges-s4.5O6s5.OO.
Lemons-S5.5Oa $500.
Live Stock Market.
Steers-2iac.
Cows-lh@2e.
Sheep--4e.
Dressed veal-6e.
Fat hogs-54e.
Baled ClOyer-sLOO@sZ5O.
Cheat-s7.
I!mothy-s9ds95
GTain-s76sL5C.
Brau-s2250.
shorts-s245O.
Eggs Butter and Cream.
by Commercial Cream Co
Butter-SOe
Butter fat-27iae at station.
whoat-sO@oae.
Hay Feed, Etc.
baled Cheat-tlO.
CA"-Ceoies white, tLS5@L4O.
Aiils'un-Bran, sls.OO
Hay-hmOthy, sls.OO.
Po'atoes-sll5@Iso.
-. r00I''y-chieksns, mixed, laH0
20, -o'i per loi hens, lse Per Ii; rOOsters.
o'a, Zoe per lbi frysrs s2s na, ~
ducks s4.oO9s.OO per doL; Vss,a an
= ', per iej turkeys l7@Ise per ID;
ii''ssd' l' se sO@2l'ae per lbi squads, sg,5o
$500 per doz- Wv
roTE-DFessed, 7A@ss
Bsst-DFessed, sh@5e.
Neal-5@se.
AD'ion-Dressed, slb@7He
- H1p'-oo1'raet, 1905, Ice; 1904 sroD.
Is ,o,i.'. 10Y choice s'924e for primes and
"ooi-lso5 " clip valley, coarse 70
''l'u@' Aa@255se; ans, 2s1@9ss.
'-,'s'n 11i Oregon, ls922SS
A Ha0aAi'-NOHlinal, sOasls
,irv 1sIfey alsy creamery, 2O@2lXs,
''' ''asi7'i store I5@lsSse.
Fs-f-s-s-St-i-
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05
II you SLEEP on a
SLEEPMOOR
Siege q carnes

McMinnville will hold a stock show
In that place on September IA, IS and
Is, and a large number Of entries are
assured. Suitable prizes will be award.
ed. and the fair is expected to be
greater success than the one held last
year.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-05
Ocean and Rlver sohnanI.

NN~A eho hAsoE Schodulo
For San FranciscO-Evsry hv. d,u
at 5 p. m. For Astoria, way psiss
and North Boach--Daily (exesp. s.,.
day. at s p. M Saturday at lOnn
Daily service (water permitting a
Willamette and TRmhill rivers
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
CurioSitleS About Wood.

The strongest wood which grows
within the limits Of the United States
is that known as nutmeg hickory,
which fourishes on the lower Arkan-
sas river. The most elastici is tama-
rack, the black or shellbark standing
not far below. The wood with the
least elasticity and lowest specific
gravity is the Fiscus aurea. The
wood of the highest specific gravity
is the blue wood of Texas and Mexico.
The heaviest of the foreign woods
are the pomegranate and the lignum
vitae, and the lightest is cork. -Four
hundred and thirteen species Of trees
grow in the various sections of the
country, and Of this number sixteen,
when perfectly seasoned, will sink in
water. These woods of high specific
gravity grow mostly in the arid re-
glons Of New Mexico, Arizona and
Nevada.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
BALTIMORE & OHIO R. R,
POPULAR EXCURSIONS TO
Niagara Falls,
ONLY Sl1.5O ROUND TRIP FROM
SHENANDOAH JUNCTION,
JUNE 80, JULY Ia AND %,
AUGUST q AND 10,
SEPTEMBER AND 10, 1905.

Excursion tickets will be sold on
above dates for any train making con.
nection with Train No. 504, leaving
Washington 100 A. NJ. Baltimore (Cam.
den Station), 1l.00 P. NJ.
From points west Of Mt. Airy and
Washington Junction, tickets will be
sold for any train on day previous to
above dates.
Tickets valid for return ten 10) days,
including date of sale, on all regular
trains except BLACK Diamond Elk.
press, of Lehigh Valley r. r.
Holders of Niagara Falls tickets have
the privilege Of making a delightful
side trip from Niagara Falls to Toronto
and return, going and returning same
day for Sl.25 Except for excursion OF
September y; and on return journey
can make the charming side trip from
Rochester to Thousand Islands and re-
turn for 1915.
Stop-overs permitted on return trip
at. Buffalo, Rochester Junction for
Rochesterl Geneva, Watkins Glen, Glen
Summit Springs and Mauch Chunk.
These popular excursions are run
through the most beautiful section of
the east, giving daylight views Of the
beautiful Susquehanna River, the Lee
high and Wyoming Valleys.
Call on Baltimore IL Ohio ticket
agents for pamphlet giving full infor-
nation.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
Frightened by Degrees,

In a small town of Kansas not long
ago some individuals interested In
sanitary measures engaged the SER
vices of scientist from Chicago to
lecture on bacteriology. In the au-
dience were a man and his wife, the
gardener and housekeeper Of the lead
ing citizen Of the town. These
worthy people, entirely ignorant of
the subject of the lecturers discourse,
had been attracted to the hall by the
announcement that magic.lantern
views would be exhibited.
The two took seats in the rear of
the hall. In the course of the lee
ture they evinced nosigns of approval
or objection but when the discourse
was concluded the gardener was heard
to ask his wife: Maggie, did you pay
attention to what that Chicago man
had to gay2"
Eyes, jes as well as could" was
the reply.
can air ye scared ?"
Eyes, am scared as much as |
understand of it.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
The Man of The Future.

In the prehistoric period, even,
mans mouth has ceased to be An in-
strumeut 70. grasping food it is still
growing less prebensile, HE front teeth
are smaller, his lips are thinner and
less muscular he has a new organ, a
mandible not of irreparable tissue.
but of bon. and steel--a knife and
fork. There is no reason why things
should stop at the partial artificial
division thus afforded there is every
reason, on the contrary, to believe my
statement that some cunning exterior
mechanism will presently masticats
and insalivate his dinner, relieve his
diminishing salivary glands and teeth
and at last altogether abolish them.
Then, what is not needed disap-
pears. What use is there for exter-
nal ears, nose and brow ridges now?
The two latter once protected the eye
from injury in conflict and in balls,
but in these days we keep on our
legs and are at peace. Directing bis
thoughts in this way, the reader may
presently coujure up dim, strange
vision of the latter-day face Eyes
large, lustrous, beautiful, soulful
above them no longer separated by
rugged brow ridges, is the top Of the
head, a glistening, hairless dome, clean
and beautiful; no craggy nose rises to
disturb by its unmeaning shadows
the symmetry of that calm face, nc
vestigial ears project; the mouth is
small, perfectly round aperture, tooth
less ard gumless, jawless, unanimal
no futile emotions disturbing it,
roundnes8 as it lies, like the harvest
moon or the evening star, in the wide
armament Of the face. Such is the
face the Professor beholds in the flu.
ture.
OF course, parallel notifications
will also affect the body and limbs
Every day so many hours and so
much energy are required for diges'
ton; a gross torpidity, carnal leth'
argy, seizes on mortal men after din
ner. This may and can be avoided
Mans knowledge OF organic chemistry
widens daily. Every doctor who ad'
ministers phYsic implies that the bod
lily functions may be artifcially gu
perseded. We have pepsine, pan
creatine, artificial gastric acid. Why,
then, should not the stomach be ulti-
mately superannuated altogether2
ga man who could not only leave
his dinner to be cooked, but also
leave it to be masticated and digested,
would have vast social advantages
over his food-digesting fellow. This
is, let me remind you here, the calmest,
most passionless and scientific work
ing out of the future forms Of things
from the data of the present. "
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
Colorado Has a Soda Lake.

One of the most remarkable dlscoV-
cries ever made is that of lake OF
LIQUID soda in the inaccessible desert
between Crestone, Col, and Hooper
in the San Luis Valley. The lake is
an acre and quarter in extent and
lies at the bottom of a little basin val
ley in the desert. On its surface soda
CRYSTALS have collected to depth of
Is inches, the whole lake having the
appearance of body of ice with a
hard snow covering:
A recent examination by the State
School of Mines shows that these,crys-
tails are 81 per cent pure soda, purer
than most of the commercial soda Of
fered on the market. A Denver man,
| E. NJ. Fake, has secured a lease Of
the land containing the lake and is
now installing machinery Wnicn Will
convert the native crystals into mar
ketable form. There are 1000 tons
in sight.
The School Of Mines experts say
that the soda is a creation of feldspar.
The granite masses of the Sangre de
Cristo range stand sentinel on two
sides of the valley. The feldspar in
the granite, undergoing decomposition
collects in the lake basin, where 1t is
held in check by an impervious clay,
and proper conditions are furnished
for concentration and evaporation.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
Real Estate
FOR SALE
III. l.. SNYDER ~ CO.,
shePnEkDsroWN, W. VA.

The undersigned call attention 10 the
following desirable parcels OF heal rs
tate now in their hands anN lor sale
No. g. Desirable dwelhng-nOuse on
Prospect Avenue, ShepherdStown. Lot
lO4 feet front by l2O feet deep.
No. :. Antietam Cement Works and
Farm. Place contains pa acres, ln-
Guiding some timber anu between ~
and 80 acres of rich bottom land. Good
farm house, barn and other outbulld-
lngS Two splendid springs. Cement
mill and machinery, SIX klInS adapted
for burning cement or lime; Norfolk
n Western Railway aud Chesapeake "
Ohio Canal run through the farm; sid
ing and warehouse ON railroad ana
wharf on canal one mile east OF Shep-
herdStOwu.
No. 5. Fine farm near Dutields, W.
Va, OF l62 acres of limestone land.
Brick dwelling-houSe; tenant-hOuse :;
two barns ana other buildings, arteSlan
well and wIud-pump; ) acres IN timber;
good orchard good fencing; ali ullaoIe
land.
No. Q. Lot containing acres on the
Charles Town pike, al cuge Oi ohep-
herdStUwn. haS apple auu peach or
chard upon H.
No IA ppe.nftLabastb uSiueSS nroD-
critics ON Main street, Snepnerdstown.
No. 10. a good clearinghouse on Priu.
cess street, ShepnerdstOwn, lot 80 Ieet
renaIr contains sI+nt rooms ceI,ar;
clslerp and well of GOOD waiter. WI.
h. SOM lar, b,rgaiD farms to>uIt
No. Is. y farm of 22J acres, half
mi. ,r1r, A..,,rr,.,Sy,,,.. ~. T. n q.
RAILROAD annur =, acre, of GOOD um-
her. NV h.,uL h,ru o4,+D lecI. good
weather bearded mons. of seven rooms,
ana outou,,ullgs. r.ue orchard OF al
good spru,y, ON me mace. Would make
excellent Irult orgrGL!ug Ium III. UUuven-
lent To store, mill pUs,Uiuce, church,
scnool, etc. Price 80 an acre, and
No. 4. ~ acres oil limestone lauu,
near MlddIeway' Jefferson county Uoou
mouse and ALL needed uutouIIdlngs. CIs- |
tern anu good we. convenient. Has
young orchard OF SO choice apple trees.
I25 Seacn trees. 10 pear trees ana
other fruits.
NO. -. good IaTm OF lou acres Oh
limestone 4auu = miles from ohepAeIuS
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27

Nos l. land 1903 run daily between Harris
burg and HRgerstoWn.
Daily.
Daily except Sunday.
I on Sundays will leave Philadelphia AT
i.SJ y. N.
Pullman palace sleeping cars between New
York and Knoxville, Tenn, on trains West
and ~ east.
Through coaches 20 and from Philadelphia
on trains and 1 east and and west.
J.F. BOYD, superintendent.
II. A. RIDDLE. Genl Pass. Agent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
NV hghNiE:ksoitIahR
49,. = = =, = = = - sohsdals q Easss
JANUARY n, 1905.


LEAVE SHEPHERDSTOWN DAILY.
soUrHBOUND.
No l3-S.lSa m.-For Bristol and in
termediate stations; Pullman and
BuetTt sleeper 10 Knoxville Con-
meets with, The 81. Louis Express
for All Points West. Pullman Sleep
or Roanoke TO ~. Louis, Bluetield
t. Cincinnati.
No. 27-5.3i p. m.-For Shenandoah
and Local Stations.
NoRrmoUND.
No. 2S-lO.3O a. m.-For Hagerstown
ald intermediate stations, connects
atHagcrstoWu Tor Harrisburg, Phil
adelphia and New York.
No. ll-0Ig p. m..-For Hagerstown,
Philadelphia, New York Pullman
and Bullet Slecpers via Hagerstown
Tor Harrisburg, Philadelphia aid
New York.
LEAVE SHENANDOAH JUNCTION.
No. 2-2.j6 a. m.-For Hagerstown,
Philadelphia, New York, Pull
man Sleeper to Philadelphia; Par
Tor Cars Philadelphia and New
York.
No. l-2.O0 "A. m.-For Roanoke, Bris-
toll, Blueded, POcahontaS, Nor
ton, Welch and intermediate sta
tionS. Pullman Sleeper 10 WEIGH.
Rates. Time Tables, Information
cheerrully furnished upon application
to Agent y. ~ w. Ry.
W. Is. BENILL, NJ. +. BRAGG,
Gen. Pass Agt., Trav. Pass. Agt.
Roanoke, Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
There's only one good thing about

There's only one good thing about
that young puppy that came to see
you last night" said the irascible
father, land that is he's healthy"
I'm surprised to hear you admit
that much" replied the dutiful
daughter.
81 wouldn't except for the fact that
when you met him in the hall last
night heard you say oh, George,
how cold your nose is !
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27

A young lady and gentleman were
walking out in the west end the other
evening when the former noticed a
new house in which electric lights
had been placed and were burning.
ooh look !" she exclaimed, there
are lights in that house"
eyes" said her companion, "they
are going to put the livers in next
week.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-27
Forced to Starve.

B. F. Leek, of Concord, Ky, says ::
For 20 years suffered agonies, with a
sore on my upper lip, so painful, some
times, that | could lot eat. After
vainly trying everything else, cured
it, with Bucklen S Arnica Salve." It's
great for burns, cuts and wounds. At
Remnants drug store. Only 25c.