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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
HE TOOK LONG CHANCES.
But the TaiIor's Anxiety and Bill
Were Both Finally Settled.

But the TaiIOr's Anxiety and Bill
Were Both Finally Settled.
The doctor of an English regiment
stationed in India received letter
from his tailor inclosing a long overdue
account and concluding with a polite
inquiry after the debtors state of
health. The sawbones replied thus:
II have received your hypocritical
letter hoping that am in good state
of health. Hear, then, what your
chances of my living long enough to
be able to pay your bill are. 1 attend
assiduously every cholera case in the
camp, and I am making smallpox a
special study. I swim every morning
in a lake swarming With alligators. At
a recent attack on hill fort I went
with the forlorn hope and was one of
the three who returned unwounded
Tomorrow morning I shall go unac-
companied and on foot into the jungle
and wait for the man eating tigress as
she returns at dawn to her cave and
cubs. If it be she who falls I shall
spend my leavessin the fever haunted
jungle following up big game, and If I
survive that I shall cool myself after
its heat by joining party to ascend
the peak Of Dhawalagiri, whose snow
slopes and glaciers are as stiff as your
prices"
The doctor eventually returned home
in safety, and the tailors anxiety and
his bill were both settled.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09

California Prune Waters will pre-
serve your health, cleanse your system
and purify your blood. Try them. 100
for 20 cents. Ask your Druggist.
Natures true fruit Cathartic. Cali
fornia Prune Waters are pleasant as
candy and just as harmless. 100 for 25
cents. Ask your Druggist.
A safe, agreeable and mild remedy
for constipation, biliousness and indl-
gestion. California PruDe Waters. 100
tor % cents. Ask your Druggist.
1t is surprising how quick California
fTune Waters act. They wake up the
sluggish liver. No grippe, no pain. 100
tor 20 cents. Ask your Druggist.
A perfect Anti Bilious and Anti
Malarlal protection and cure for old and
young. California Prune Waters. 100
for 25 cents. Ask your Druggist.
Throw Physic to the Dogs" Cali
fGrnia Prune Waters are natures own
remedy for constipation and biliousness,
100 for rs cents. Ask your Druggist.
As a remedy for poor appetite, in
digestion, weak stomach and consti-
patton, California Prune Waters are un-
equalled. 100 for % cents. Ask your
Druggist.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
THE DOGS COAT,
Brush 1t, but Do Not Wash 1t, if You
Want 1t Perfect.

Brush 1t, but Do Not Wash 1t, if You
Want 1t Perfect.
In the Country Calendar Reginald T.
Mathew writes: Gwen careful feeding
will not give dogs coat that glow
which is such a sure sign of health if
he is continually washed with soap and
water. Owners who allow their dogs
to live in the house are forever wash
ing the Wretched animal and forever
complain that his coat is coming out.
The oftener the dog is washed and
scrubbed the more will his coat leave
its trail and the deader and duller will
it look. The health and growth Of a
dogs coat depend entirely on a natu-
raj oil from the skin. AS often as the
dog is washed so often is the oil wash
ed out and so much more is the de-
struction of the coat If a dog were
brushed every day for five or ten min
utes against as well as with the grain
his coat would not only have a luster,
but would cease to distribute itself all
over the place except for very short
time once Or twice year. Besides
this, brushing has a stimulating eff
feet on the whole system, helps the
blood circulation; by this the digestion,
and so the general health
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
DcA'T BOLT YOUR FOOD.
There rs Pleasure as Well as Health
In Deliberate Eating.

Ale DeIIDcrale Ea11n&.
Fast eating is sure to be Injurious,
because to properly prepare the food
for digestion it must be thoroughly
masticated
Rapid eating is still worse when it is
caused by the hurry of business or by
anxiety or nervous irritability or by
the common habit of "bolting" the food.
Such eating is sure to produce indiges-
ton or dyspepsia.
The teeth, as we'll as tile stomach.
are made for labor, and neither can
have their proper work to do if only
paps and broths and puddings and
hashes and other soft and artifcially
prepared foods are crowded into the
stomach as though the cook in the
kitchen could masticate and digest the
food better than the natural grinders
and the chemical action and assimilat-
ing power of the stomach.
Those people who shovel great vulgar
mouthfuls of food into their mouths
and bolt it down as though they had
but ten minutes for meal are gor-
handlers instead of polite people.
They know little Of the pleasure of
deliberate eating or the luxury of sat
lsfying hunger, and certainly they are
laying the foundation of disease.
Dry, hard food, vigorously chewed,
stimulates the flow of saliva, strength
ems the teeth and keeps them healthy
and invigorates the digestion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
KEY TAPPERS OUT
ON A BIG STRIKE
TELEGRAPHERs ON THE GREAT
NORTHERN AND NORTHERN
PACIFIC QUIT.
Nearly 1000 Men Affected by Order
of President of the Union-Dif-
ference Occurs Over Rules and
Wages.

st. Paul, Mimi, Aug. "A genera
strike of the telegraphers on the lines
of the Great Northern and Northern
Pacific railways was ordered at Il
o'clock Tuesday night by President
Perham of the Order of Railway Teleg-
raphers. According to the officers Of
the telegrapherS' union, between 1900
and 1000 men are affected by the or
der.
The strike order resulted from the
action of General Manager Horn. Of
the Northern Pacific, following the
breaking off of negotiations with the
representatives of the telegraphers
brotherhood, in ordering a lockout OF
all telegraphers on the company's lines
who refused to sign the revised SEIZED
ule and agreement relating to rules
and wages. Similar action was taker
by the Great Northern Monday night
Quit Before Order.
Wilmar, Fergus Falls and Brecken.
ridge divisions of the Great Northern
quit their posts without waiting fol-
the strike order, which was not ISSUED
until Tuesday night. The men claimed
however, that they were locked out
because they would not accept the
terms offered by the company.
Superintendent of both the North
ern Pacific and the Great Northern
made the rounds of the different sta
tons on their divisions Tuesday, civ
ing the operators the alternative of
signing the schedule or leaving work
General Manager Horn claimed that rs
per cent. Of the men on the Northern
Pacific were signing. General Manager
Slade, of the Great Northern, said that
nearly 70 per cent. of his men were
willing to accept the company's con-
ditions.
Tie-Up Is Complete.
st. Paul, Mimi, Aug. 3.-The strike
of the telegraph operators of the
Northern Pacific and Great Northern
railway systems Wednesday settled
into what promises to be lOng-draWn-
out contest between two of the larg-
est railroads of the west and com
bination of employees who claim to
have the power to tie-up the money
making end Of these two railroads so
that the companies will be willing to
grant their demands
Both Sides See Victory.
st. Paul, Mimi, Aug. 4.-The second
day of the telegraphers' strike on the
1inoc IF ha
,ern Pacific railways ends with the rail-
road officials asserting that the strike
has already been broken and the officials
of the telegraphers' union declaring that
it has only begun. Both sides profess
great satisfaction with the situation
and each maintains that the struggle
will be ended within a fortnight.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
TEAM WILL GO TO sEAGIRT
Rifle Team to Compete in National
Shoot.
Team Practice Began at Lake City
Yesterday.
Sgt. Maj. E. Juni and Sgt. B
Groebner Among Team.

Sgt. Major E. H. Juni of the non
commissioned staff of field officers OF
the Second Regiment is in receipt OF
communications from Adjutant Gener-
al f. B. Wood informing him that the
dates for the annual shoot of the
Minnesota Rife Team has been changed
from the 10th of this month to the eth
yesterday and that preparations
have been made by the state to send a
team of eighteen men, including the
team officers to compete in the national
shoot at Seagirt, New Jersey.
The national guard of Minnesota has
never been represented in the national
shoot at Seagirt and this year an at
tempt will be made to select the best
fifteen men, after the completion of the
rifle team shoot at the ranges in Lake
City, which began yesterday morning.
A sum of $4,000 is appropriated each
year for the purpose of small arm
practice at the annual encampments.
This includes the payment of all help
and ammunition used on the ranges.
This amount has not been consumed by
the guard and it comes to pass that a
sufficient sum is left as surplus fund to
pay for the transportation of eighteen
men and their subsistence while at New
Jersey. .s..
Mr.. Juni states that the intentions
OF the guard are to spend a period of
two weeks in rigid practice at Lake
City. A new mode of firing will be
introduced this year. The men will be
given an opportunity to drill in rapid
firing at disappearing silhouette tar
gets, and also time firing on the two,
three and five hundred ranges. After
the duration of the two weeks thetwelve
best men, including three alternates
will be selected and sent to compete in
the national shoot at the government
testing grounds for navy, infantry,
artillery and cavalry at Seagirt AL
though the ultimate expenses will
amount to only about $1,000 for the
payment of this team will have to adj
vance sum of $4,000. ...
Messers Juni and Groebner depart
ed Monday afternoon for Lake City, to
participate in the rifle team shoot and
it is hoped that they both may succeed
in making a high score at the shoot.
Mr.. Juni has been very fortunate the
past two years, having qualified for
the position of third high man in the
state and formerly as one of the
alternates.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
THE HOTEL CHILD.
Dangers That Reset the Luclxless on
spring of Restless Parents.


spring of Restless Parents.
It is not the material aids to ex-
istence which are the bane of the hotel
child; it is the mental and spiritual at
titude accompanying this life which
is to be deprecated. 1t destroys a
democratic spirit through emphasizing
the difference between the servant and
the served, it exaggerates the power
Of money, fosters a spirit of depend
ence and units the pampered individ-
ual for any other kind Of life, and,
worst Of all, in child SO brought up
there can be no understanding or love
of home. There may be some future
for the child who knows nothing of
art some function for the one to whom
literature makes no appeal and who is
not sensitive to music, but there is no
place in the state for the man who has
neither initiative, self reliance, patriot
ism nor love of home. He is social
menace, disease. The community is
better off without this satellite of the
manager, parasite Of the bell boy and
source of supply FOR the waiter.
If there is one child in our communi-
ty who is superfuous it is the hotel
child. AS places for temporary occu-
patton by homeless and childless adults
hotels are to be tolerated, but as resi-
dences for children they are without
the possibility of excuse-Miss Martha
s. Bensley in Everybody's Magazine
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
American league:
Bank Robber Breaks Jail.

La Cross, Wis, Aug. Earl Train
or, member of the famous Eddie Fay
gang of alleged post Office robbers and
safe blowers, who was arrested here
at the head of gang of three recently
on the charge of burglary of a dozen
post Offices in Wisconsin, Minnesota
and Iowa, broke jail, leaving his com
panions in the lurch. Trainor was
wanted also at Scottsburg, Ind, and
other places, and the post Office inspec-
tors who caused his arrest considered
it one of the most important in the
northwest since Eddie Fay himself
was arrested. Fay also broke jail al
GAINESVILLE, and is still at large.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09

EXCURSION TICKETS TO CLEAR LAKE
(WASECA, MINN.)
will be sold by the North Western
Line at reduced rates during the
summer season from New Ulm on Fri
days and Saturdays at S1.65 for the
round trip, limited to return until the
following Tuesday, and at $3.50 for
the round trip daily, limited to retrun
within thirty days. Black and silver
bass and pickerel fishing is especially
good in this beautiful lake, and ac-
commodations for fishermen, with
abundant supply of boats. etc., are
furnished. Modern hotels and other
resorts along the lake, with yachts add
to the attractions. For further infor-
nation apply to agents Chicago &
North Western R'y.
EXCURSION TICKETsTo LAKE SHETEK
(TRACY, MINI.
Will be sold by the North W estern
Line at reduced rates during the sum-
mer season from New Ulm on Fridays
and Saturdays at Sl.S5 for the round
trip, limited to rnturn the following
Tuesday, and at 1896 for the round
trip daily, limited to return within
thirty days. Lake Shetek is a beauti-
full summer and fall resort where the
pest of fishing and hunting can be
found, prairie chickens, snipe, ducks
and geese being plentiful. Good hotel
and livery accommodations at very
reasonable rates. The following lakes
can be reached from this point: Cur
| rent Lake, Lake Siegel, Lake Fremont,
Lake Sarah, Bear Lake, Long Lake,
Buffalo Lake, Iron Lake, Beauty Lake,
Willow Lake, Lake Isabella and Clear
Lake.
BEAUTIFUL LAKE KAMPESKA
Is an ideal summer resort, the pleas
ures of hunting and fishing being
found here at their best. Prairie
chickens, snipe, ducks and geese are
plentiful in season. Wall-eyed pike,
bass, pickerel and perch are abundant.
Good hotel accommod ations and livery
reasonable rates. The North West.
ern Line, to afford an opportunity to
reach this favored spot. has reduced
its rates to Watertown (for Lake Kan.
peska) to 81. IS for the round tri p from
New Ulm applying Fridays and Satur.
days, tickets limited to return on OF
before the following Tuesday, and al
SIS. 80 tickets sold daily, limited to re
turn within thirty days. Apply te
agents Chicago & North w estern R'Y
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
fS,zs<ae=r'@ - ~ d
AIacEIahon's Epigrams,

When Marshal MacMahon in the
Crimean campaign took the Malakof
by storm and wrote his celebrated dis
patch, "J'y suis, jy reste" C'Here 1
am; here I stay') these words made
him famous all over the world Yet
his friends said that the worthy soldier
had written them in the most matter
of fact manner, with no thought of
phrase making. The most surprised
person over the success Of this cpl
gram was MacMahon himself
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
~ -
Sleep and Death.

An animal deprived of sleep dies
more quickly than from hunger One
Of the cruelest Of Chinese punishments
is to kill man by preventing sleep,
he dying insane about the fourteenth
day. All animals sleep for some period
Of the twenty-four hours. How and
when they do SO depend upon their
natural habits. But they all have this
in common-that after any unusual ex-
ertiOn they sleep longer-London Mail
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
Ancient .IawolrY.

The jewelry found in an excavation
phis, Egypt, exhibits about as much
skill in working gold and precious
stones as now exists, although the ar
ticles found were made 1900 years ago.
The figures cut on amethyst and car
nelian are described as exquisite and
anatomically correct. The gold is skill
fully worked, and precious stones are
let into it SO as to give the effect of
enamein3
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
An Anxious Father.

Sue Deering-Fm afraid papa was
angry when you asked him for me,
was he, Jack? Jack Hillow-Not at
alt He asked me If knew any more
respectable men who would be likely
to marry your five sisters if properly
cOaxed
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
Spanish Heir Dies.

San Sebastian, Spain, Aug. 5.-Infante
Maria Alfonso. son of the late princess
of the Asturias (sister of King Alfonso)
and heir presumptive to the throne, died
Friday morning of meningitis. He was
born February %, 1903.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
Wisconsin Centenarian Dead,

Glidden, Wis, Aug. "A. NJ Katon,
who was born in Ireland lis years ago,
and believed to have been the Oldest
man in the northwest, died Tuesday.
Mr. Katon came here many years ago
He was remarkably we'll preserved fol
his age, and was in many ways not az
decrepit, as men many years his junior
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
The Hazard of the Die.

A.-Whera are you off to? B.-I am
going to ask MI. k, the wealthy
banker, for the hand of one of his
daughters. A.-Indeed! Which of
them? B.-I don't know yet If he is
In good bumor, l will take the youn-
gest; if in bad humor, the eldest
Lustige Batter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
Men and Women.

Hell think every woman is entitled
to be considered mans equal She
We'll. If she is willing to bring herself
down to his level l don't see why
she shouldn't be allowed to pose as his
equal.-Illustrated Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
Post Office Robbed

St Louis, Aug. 4.-Fhe safe of the
post Office at Boles, AZ miles west of
here, was blown open by robbers, who
secured 5000 in cash and S140 worth Of
stamps. The interior of the Office was
badly shattered.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
A Helping Hand.

II have heard,' stammered her timid
admirer, that you are engaged. Is it
-er-true?'
I'm not engaged YETI replied the
fair girl, ''but I hope to be SOON"
"Er-how soon?" he asked.
''In a few minutes" she replied, with
shining eyes.-Philadelphi Ledger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
Moses Well Known Down Here.

Small girl, in bed, being read to by
an elder cousin. Small Girl-When
die. shall l go to heaven, Mary
Mary-Oh, yes, If you are good girl
Small Girl want to see Moses. I
shall tell him heard quite lot about
him down here.-Iondon Globe
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
BASEBALL.
Tables Which Show the Standing of
Clubs of Two Of the Leading
Organizatio

The following tables show the num-
Der Of games won and lost and the per-
centage of clubs of leading baseball
organizations. National league:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
A Repulse.

He-I would lay the world at your
feet. She Qaughingly)-My dear sir, it
is there already. Don't assume credit
for the law Of gravitatlon.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
The Pacific Northwest,

"A complete and interesting preSen-
tation Of the scenic beauty and the rich
natural resources and rapid growth Of
the Pacific Northwest are set forth in a,
beautifully illustrated booklet recently
issued by the Chicago q North Western
R'y., which will be sent to any address
on receipt of cents in stamps.
The Lewis and Clark Exposition
with the very low excursion rates and
personally conducted tours in con-
nection Herewith over The North
Western Line from Chicago and the
east have created an interest in this
subject never before equaled. For full
particulars address W. B. Kniskern.
P. T. NJ. 215 Jackson Boulevard,
Chicago.
EXCURSION TICKETS TO LAKE WASH
INGTON (ST. PETER. EAGLE LAKE OR
KAsOTA)
Will be sold by the North Western
Line at reduced rates during the sum-
mer season from New Ulm on Fridays
and Saturdays to St. Peter at soc to
Eagle Lake at ST. O5 for the round trip,
all limited to return until the following
Tuesday, and to St. Peter at 40. to
Eagle Lake at S1.70 for the round trip
daily, limited to return within thirty
days. Black bass and pike fishing is
especially good in this beautiful lake,
and accommodations for fishermen.
with abundant supply of boats, etc.,
are furnished. Modern hotels and
other resorts along the lake, with steam
yacht, add to the attractions. For
further information apply to agents
Chicago & North W estern R'y.
Yesterday and Today
The Chicago & North Western Rail
way has issued d valuable and interest
ing compendium of railway history in
the Northwest from the time when the
Indians ceded the United States the
last territory east of the Mississippi
up to the present day. Over hundred
! pages VI nlStOilC udtLet concerning the
various roads forming what is known
as The Northwestern Line, we'll
printed in strong paper covers, post
paid for ten cents. W. B. Kniskern.
P. t. NJ, Chicago.
Special Excursion Rates to Colorado, Utah and
the Black Hills,
Via the Northwestern Line. Be-
ginning June 1st excursion tickets will
be sold to Denver, Colorado Springs,
Pueblo, Salt Lake City, Hot Springs,
DeadWOod, Lead and Custer, S. D.,
ETC., good to return until October 81.
A splendid opportunity is offered for
an enjoyable vacation trip. Several
fine trains via the North Western Line
daily. Apply to agents Chicago &
North Western R'y
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09

The power of speech differentiates
the man from the brute. except when
he abuses his wife.-Detroit Tribune
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09

DR.. Weaver's Syrup and Cerate.
Successful treatment for blood and skin diseases
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-09
mIIE5I5D Special Reduced
|Il@N Excursion Rates

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EXCURSION TICKETS TO CLEAR LAKE
(WASECA, MINN.)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-05-12
PEACE is NOW
ON The WAY.
Roosevelt Has Learned Car De-
sires to End the War
in the East.
EMPEROR DENOUNCED.

LONDON, May 12.-Dispatches FROM
Tokyo say that peace between japan
and Russia had been nearly arranged
when the unexpected appearance OF
the Russian second Pacific squadron IL
the China sea revived Russia's hopes
That peace is coming through Presi-
dent Roosevelt's offices is positively
stated, he having learned that Russia
desires to end the war and having as
certained the terms which would be
agreeable to the neutral powers.
Recent councils of japanese states
men have settled the principles for a
renewal of the Anglo-Japanese alliance,
which will involve a new and definite
policy. with regard to the future of
Manchuria and Korea.
1t is reported that two Russian war
ships from Vladivostok were seen OFF
Aomori, in the north of Hondo, the
main island of Japan.
At st. Petersburg violent proclama-
tions, signed by the central committee
of the Social Democrats, have been
scattered broadcast among the work
men.
After denouncing "the emperor and
his creatures in unmeasured terms
md demanding the abolition of the
army as the first step toward the at
tainment of Socialism and equality the
proclamations summon the worlmen to
make q deD nstration on the Russian
Nay day, May IA, and conclude:
Remember, brothers, we must not
allow the bashibazouks of the emperor
o prevent our holiday. Go forth armed.
Let each man take such weapons as he
can.
Long live the May day festival of
The workmen!
Long live Socialism,"
At Mini Novgorod Lieutenant Colo
lel G%reschner of the gendarmerie was
llot dead as he was entering his resi-
lence at midnight last night on his re-
urn from the theater. The house
Waterman was seriously wounded.
The murderer, who was captured,
gives his name as Nikiforoff.
4 dispatch from Gunshu pass says
nat luc JdpdltSc ItllOl lcu SShCldi uo
anc now appears to have been a
'eint to ascertain the strength of the
russian outposts, which have again
cen pushed forward on the left at La
'angoi, Erdahoi and Toungoi and along
he center line from Podysolzsche to
shihouza, where the Japanese attacked
the Russians May Z and 8, but were
repulsed.