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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-14
PECK'S BAD BOY
ABROAD.

IANANA, Cuba.-Ny Dear Old Greas-
II CT: We stopped in Holland for a
couple of days after we left Bel
GUM, and it was the most disappointing
country we visited on our whole trip
We expected to be walked on with
wooden shoes. and from what We had
heard of that duke that married queen
Wilheimina we thought we were going
TO a country where men were cruel to
their wives, and sWatted them over the
head when things didn't go right, but
when we saw the queen riding with her
husband, as free from ostentation as a
department store clerk would ride out
with his cash-girI wife, and saw hap
piuess beamiug on the face Of the queen
and her husband, and saw them squeeze
hands and look lovingly into each 9TH
er's eyes. we made UP our minds that
YOU couldn't believe these newspaper
scandals.
And when We saw the broad shout
dered. br0ad-cheSted. and broad-every-
where women of Holland. We concluded
that IL would be a brave or reckless
husband who would be unkind to one
of them, and mighty dangerous be
cause the women are stronger than the
men. and any woman could whip four
men at the drop Of the hat, because
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and by carefully loading the dice saw
the whole thing off onto Uncle Sam,
aud make him pay the debts of the de
ceased republic and act as admiuiStra-
tor for the benefit of the children of
the SaWed-Off republic. whose only as
set now Is climate that feels godd, but
contains germs OF all diseases. and
tobacco that smells good when it is i'm
Contias grafton under your nose. and
does not kill instantly If it Is pasted up
In Wisconsin wrapper that is the
pure goods. If tobacco ever ceases to
be a fad with the rich consumer of 80
cent cigars, and beet sugar is found
to contain no first aid to Bright's dis
ease. Cuba viii amount to about as
much as Dry TOrtUgaS. which has
pUreT air. and the Isle of Pines. which
has more tropical scenery and less
yellow fever.
But now the island Of cuba is joy.
and Havana is like heaVen-until YOU
come TO pay your bill. Streets so wide
You cannot soc a creditor on the other
side, pavement as smooth as the road
to perditiou. and tropical trees plants
and flowers. with birds Of rare DlUmage
You feel like sitting on cold bench i'm
the shade and wishing all your friends
were here 10 enjoy taste Of what VIII
come to those who are truly good, in
the hereafter. when suddenly YOU are
taken with n chill up the spinal col
umn and colo sweat comes out on
the forehead and the internal arrange
meuts go on a strike because of the
cold, perspiring cucumber you had for
lunch. and you go to a doctor. who
does not do thing to you but scare
YOU out of your boots by talking ChOi-
era, and giving you the card Of his
partner the undertaken. telling you
never to think Of dying in tropical
country without being em0almed. be
cause YOU look SO much better when
YOU are delivered at your home by the
express company. and then he gives
YOU pills and Il bill, and an alarm clock
that goes off every hour 90 take a pill
by. and furnishes you an officer to go
home to your hotel with you to collect
his bill. and you pawn your watch and
sleeve buttons for a steerage ticket to
New York.
Dad has not been much good in Ha-
vana cause he wanted to see the
whole business in one day He got d
ToWboat and went out in the harbOr
10 where the backbone Of the Maine
/ acts as a monument to the fellows who
vet sleep in the mud at the bottom.
and after tying a little American flag
on the rigging that sticks above the
water. and damning the villains who
blew Up the good ship. We went back
I te town and drove out TO the cemetery.
/ where several hundred of our boys are
1 buried. where we left flowers on the
/ graves and d cUss in the baimy air
for the guilty Wretches who fired the
/ bomb. and then we went back to the
| city and walked the beautiful streets
/ until dad begin TO have cramps from
{ trying 20 eat all the fruit he could
] hold Then It was all off and
1 was going TO call a carriage to take
/ him to the hotel when dad saw a ne
( gro astride a single OK. hitChed To q
] cart who had come I'm from the coun-
/ try. and dad said he wanted to ride in
/ that cart if il was the last act Of mis-
/ life and as dad was beginning to swell
UP from the fruit he had eaten.
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comes out Of the stocking unless there
is a string to il, and the string Is the
heart-string of an honest people. that
will stand no triding. If a dishonest
financier came TO Holland from any
other country. and did any Of his dirty
work the women of Holland. who ham
die the funds. would give him such
hazing that he would never open his
three-card monte layout in any other
country. 1t is "A country where you get
the right change back. and the. COWS
give 1S-carat milk, and the hens have
not learned to lay small, cold storage
eggs It Is the country for me, if the
women would wear COrSets, and not be
the same size all the way down. 50
that if you Rugged d girl you wouldn't
make dent in her that would not
come out until she got her breath
And we left such d country and such
a people TO come here to Cuba, where
the population now comprises the
meaHest features of the desperate and
wicked Spaniards. beaten at their own
game of loot. the thickness of the ma
tive Cuban Pushes with pride because
his big American brother helped him
TO drive away the Spaniard that he
could never have gotten rid of alone,
ana with no respect for the American
who helped. and only meets him re-
specially because he is afraid of be
ing thrown INTO the ocean If he is inn
pudent and the worst class of Yankee
grafters and highway robbers that
have ever been allowed to stray away
from the land Of the free. That is
what Cuba IS today
SOullesS Yankee corporations have
got hold Of most of the branches OF
business that there is any money in
and the things that do not pay and
never can be made to pay are for sale
to tendeTfeet. The Cuban hates the
Yankee, the Yankee hates the Cuban
and the Spaniard hates both, and both
hate him. In Havana your hotel
owned by a Cuban. run by a Yankee
with d Spanish or Portuguese cashier
will take all the money you bring into
It for d bed al night and hold your
baggage till you can cable for money
to buy breakfast,
It is a free country" of course, run
by men who viii fly high as long as
they can borrow money for someone
else to pay after they are dead, but
| within ten years the taxes viii eat the
people So they VIII be head over heels
in debt to the Yankee and the Span
I lard the German and the E-nglishTaan
/ the FTeuchmau and the Italian. aHC
some day WarShips viii sail into Ha
/ vaua haTbOT. over the submerged bone:
/ Of the Maine. and there will be
/ fight for juicy mOTsels of the CUbaI
I dead horse by the ,COngregated buzz
/ yards of strange navieS. or peThap:
/ they viii shake dice for the carcass
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lips are either poets of newspaper men.
Out of every ten eight are newspaper
men and two are poets.
Those who carry their cigarette deli
Cately between the index and the mid
die finger are first class liars. and the
truth is not in them.
Those who puff out the smoke in big
clouds enjoy good health.
Those who blow it out i'm thin, little
streams are invalids, or lazy
Those who take great pains to pre-
vent the ashes dropping from the Gig
arctic are foolish and weak-minded-
Those who smoke in front of the Ia
dies have never read a work on good
manners
The ladies who smoke believe In ex-
erCising the rights Of men. And those
who do not smoke at all have the best
sense and health of ALL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-14
Smoking Tells Character,
CModern Nfexico.)

Mexican contemporary gives the
following rules for judging character
by the manner in which cigarettes are
smoked
the bitter end is either a miser or an
egotist- Out of each ten nine are mis-
eTS.
He who smokes fast without ever
taking the cigarette from his mouth is
hot-tempered. jealous, of strong char
acter and quarTeisome-
Those who knock off the ashes at
short intervals have something on their
mind or are worrying over their bad
luck.
Those who play with their cigarettes
until they burn their fingers or their
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-14
Sne Could Take Off Her Wooden
Shoe and Strike Out and a Man
Would Think He Had Been Hit
by q Railroad Tie.

she could take off her wooden shoes
and strike out and a man would think
he had been hit ny railroad tic
I do not know what makes Hollanders
wear wooden shoes, unless they are
sentenced To- do IT, or that they are an
ruly and have TO be hobbIed To- keep
them from jumping fences but the peo-
pie are 50 good and honest that after
YOU have met them YOU forget the Vdu-
dcviHe feature oG their costumes. and
love them. and wish the people of other
countries were as honest as they.
For two or three days we were not
robbed. and I do not believe there Is d
dishonest man OF woman in Holland,
except one. There was one woman
that played IL on dad i'm Amsterdam,
but 7 think she only played him for a
Joke. for she laughed all the time. Dad
EyaS much struck at seeing the women
selling milk from little carts, hauled
by teams of big dogs and he negotiated
with woman for "a dog team and cart,
and all one day dad and 7 put ON wood
en- shoes and Dutch clothes and drove
the dog team around town and 80 We
had the time Of our lives. more fun
than 7 ever had outside Of circus but
the shoes skinned our feet. and when
the doSS laid down TO rest and dad
couldn't talk dog language tn make
them get up and go ahead. ne kicked
the OH OtiE ltll HIS ~ iiiltit.il Tl'f- uil
the dog got up and grabbed mouth
fuI of dads ample pants and shook
dad till his teeth were loose. and wO-
man driving another mess of dogs had
10 come and choke the off dog so he
wouldn't SWalIaW dad. pants and all
Dad gave her a dollar for TeSCUing
him. and what do you think say. she
pulled an old stocking of money out
Of her bosom and counted out 96 cents
.-t,- a
only charged 8 cents for saving hia life,
and that couldn't occur ion any other
country. cause DOB most places they
would take the dollar and strike him
for more
Dad wanted to- take the dog team and
cart tn Milwaukee to give It Co a friend
u ho sells red hot weiuers. and SO We
arranged To have the team loaded on
the boat. but just before the boat sailed
the dog team was lying down ON the
dock. sleeping and scratching ileas,
when the woman dad bought the team
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thought he better ride in an open cart.
cause in a carriage he might swell up
so we couldn't get him out of the door
when we got TO the hotel
SO I hired the negro, got dad in the
cart and We started. but the OK walked
so slow I was afraid we would never
get dad there alive so ! told the negro
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-14
Poor Alyse Wyse'

Smart Set1
There was a girl in our town.
Her name was Alice Wise.
She went into society
And scratched out both the Is
And when she found what she had oohs
With an her might and main
She married key Icklestein.
And scratched them in again
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Difficult Assignment.
Chicago Tribune)

City Editor-What has become Of that
new reuOrter2
Assistant sent him out two or three
DAYS ago to get IN a special article on
'.PolitencSs in street Cars and he hash
come back. I'm afraid he hasn't found
any material yet
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-14

dad had the cholera and that settled
il, for he kicked the OK with his heels
and the OK beloved and run away. and
the negro turned pale from fright, and
I guess the runaway ride on the cob
bic stone pavement was what saved
dads life. for the swelling in dads in
side began TO go down. and when we
got to the hotel he got out of the cart
alone, and I knew he was better for
he shook himself. gulluped and said:
You think you are smart, don't your
So i viii close. Yours.
HENNERY
Copyright. 1905, by Joseph B. BowIes)
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-14

I GO ANYWHERE
To photograph anything Harry Ship
Ter. Commercial Photographer, Isl So
Main Phone 2S25 h
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
Tour Of All Mexico.

Via Iron Mountain Route, under
escort Of Reau Campbell, General Man.
ager the American Tourist Association
Quincy Building, ll3 Adams St, Chica-
go. Select Clientele. Limited. All eN-
elusive privileges, independent travel.
Special Pullman Vcstihulcd Train.
Drawing Rooms, Compartments, Libra
~ and Music Room, with the largest
Dining Car in the world, and the
famous Open Top Observation Car,
Chiiliti. Special Baggage Car. Leave
Chicago Tuesday morning, January 80,
1915, aaa .; !.s,..s sGS;, evening.
Tickets include all expenses every
where.
For information address American
Tourist Association, Quincy Building
ms Adams St. or r. 7. G. Matthews,
IT. +. A.. Mo. Pac Ry, Louisville,
NY.
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The Good Old Way.

A severe cold or attack Of la grippe
is like a fire, the sooner you combat Il
the better your chances are to over
power it. Blu, few mothers in this age
are willing TO do the necessary work
required to give good, old fashioned,
reliable treatment such as would be adj
ministercd by their grandmothers,
backed by Boschee's German Syrup,
which was always literally used in con-
ncction with the home treatment Of
colds and is still in greater household
favor than any known remedy. But
even without the application Of the old
fashioned aids, German Syrup will cure
a severe cold in quick time. II will
cure colds in children or grown people.
IL relieves the congcstcd organs, allays
the irritation and effectively stops the
cough. Any child will take it. It is
invaluable in a household Of children.
Trial size bottle, pc; regular size, 7jc.
For sale hy Woods 4 Ormc.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
At MENORY'S CALL.



Among the many sweet pictures
That come at Mcmory's call.
There's one that visits me often
As the twilight shadows fall
It's a group Of childish figures
Singing az the stairway door;
Oft in merry tones repeating
The fond words DER and DER.
Goodnight,
Love to all; kiss to all!'
It's strange 10 me now, a-dreaming
OF those scenes gone past recall,
That we ever child the darlings
For their oft-repcated call,
Or were yexed because they loitered
When the good-nights had been said,
Waited, calling from the stairway,
Ere they scampered oil to bed,
Goodnight.
Love TO all. kiss to all!'
For now as ] sit in the cleaning,
Held fast IN Memory's thrall,
My heart is with those dear ones
And hear that goodnight call.
| long for the group at the frcside,
For those ut the stairway door;
My soul cries out to each loved one.
Here and on the other shore,
Goodnight,
. Love TO all. kiss to allV'
Never too poor, too old, too ugly. TO,
sick. too fricndless TO be useful 4
some one.
I This truth comes to us more an,
more the longer We live, that on wha
/ field or m what uniform or with wha
aims we do our duty, matters yer
little, or, even what our duty is, grea
or small. splendid or obscure.
Only to find our duty certainly an
somewhere. somehow do Il faithfully
makes US good, strong, happy and us'
ful men. and tunes our lives into som
feeble echo Of the life OF God.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Field Deputies jeff Cundf, Of Bowling
Green, c. T. Nichols. Of Owensboro,
G. W. Saunders. Of Paducah. ard T..
g. Long. Of Green Grove
Geo. W. Long, Of Leitchheld, who
will succeed Marshal James. will prob
ably qualify December H. lie will be
sworn in by Judge Walter Evans after
his bond Of $50, 600 is approved.
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Group.

Nc, minute should be lost when n
child shows symptoms Of Group. Cham
bcrlain's Cough Remedy given as soon
as the child becomes hoarse. or even
after the eroupy cough appears, will
prevent the attack. Il never fails. and
is pleasant and safe to take, For sale
by Haynes & Taylor, the Cntcrprising
druggists of Marion.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

A. king over the stalwart oak and
n',y pir.. tho No. tree w""ld have
been a dead failure. and IA much out
u place a. some Of our politicians are
In congress. hut for bearing dgs the
oak ard pine are H. infericfs. Bearing
frs Is the grandcst thing In the world
Tor a VS. tree. Il shines IN IT, own
sphere. but. stripped Of its hg-bcaring
mower. II has no excuse Tor existence.
Sometimes mother, who rcigns a
majestic queen in her own household,
forsakcs her quiet sweetness Of home
rule for a noisy. rough, public career
..r which SIC hs1 u5; ;he aGsh,ca;
qualification. or course, there are M
such mothers who are readers Of this
paper. hut we have seen them and SO
have YOU.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
Chances In MarShaIS Office.

Walter blackburn. chief clerk in the
Office Of United States Marshal Addison
d. James. VIII not resign, hut will
retire from office when the commission
Of his chief expires, on December II.
January Mr.. blackburn will become
Judge Of Crittenden county.
The day Marshal James goes out Of
Office the commissions Of the fol'
lowing will also expire.
willieM office deputy; Miss
Horton, office stcnographcr;
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The best trained teachers can never
rchcyc'the parent Of the grave rcspon-
sibilty and God-giyen privileges Of
being the spiritual guide Of the child.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Nothing permanent was ever gained
in business. friendship or love by insin-
cerity u word or act.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Marriage is only beautiful, moral or
holy while love rivcts two hearts and
peace and harmony broods over the
h,arlhstone.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

10 put off the duties OF Nature TO
attend to the duties Of the home
and when they do get time 10 20,
the feeling has passed.
Constipation results and then
,he awful raeking headache. Take
4 spoonful OF
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
HOUSEWIVES
HEADACHES

You don't know
why you suffer
from headache
and you are apt
to believe you
have some dire
female trouble,
but its dollars 10
doughnuts that
you are wrong.
Women are prone
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Not infrcqucntly wcscc mothers who
mentally and physically antagonize
their daughters, but there is a spiritual
law. IA we'll a. the law Of good taste,
which should compel daughter TO be
respectful and polite 10 her mother,
even II she cannot give her love or
admiration,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
Pleasant Evening RGVeriGS

They talk about a woman's sphere.
A. though Il had a limit.
There's not a place IN earth or heaven,
There's not task to mankind given.
There's not a blessing or woe.
There's not a whisper. Yes or No.
There's not a lie. or death. or birth.
That has a feathers weight.
Without a woman IN Il.
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.Dr.Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin

every nigh, before going to bed.
Keep Il up for few weeks.
AZ Rlspt. q Troy. ONO. miller At HAy.
urfa usullsrr, writes undsf date u June 10
MI NJ vifs and .eu suffered OF and On Tor
ufoe OF feur teArs With Uoustiraiinn and SICK
heA.iAs he, Ana vs received almost instAn'
viii ~ taking pf CAldvels Sffup Persia
ne use 81 severAl bettlss restored our diges
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70 u Deaf Bsneiit rsu
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Sold hy Woods a Ormc md TAYLOR &
llaynys
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

wonder how many parents realize
that their child is a book Of blank
PAPER In which shall be recorded the
record Of their own lives BE careful,
therefore. what you have written there
Tor the world will read II. All your
secret thoughts the child will try to
write.