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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06
THE GIRL THAT LAUGHS.

Girls spend considerable time trying to find out
how to be popular. 1t is natural that girl should
seek approval and admiration. Her popularity
means good time, boxes of candy, theatres, Dances
howers-everything that the hearts of the young
delight in.
The girl that is popular is the girl who laughs
Not the girl that smpers and Fuckers or gggles,
but the girl that laughs and means it. The girl
that laughs have candy and flowers ard theatres
every day in the week.
Men flock about her. They adore her. She
laughs herself straight into the hearts of beaux and
admirers and straight into all the good times that
girl can dream of.
She laughs, but she is careful when she laughs
She laughs with her beaux, but never at them. She
laughs at what they say when they say it, but
afterward. She laughs at their jokes, but never
about them She never laughs at any ones blum
ders or misfortunes.
Women forget to worry when they hear the
cheerful girls laugh. Old men warmed at the
sound of it. Young men listen and follow it, pay
court to it, marry it, For it is the laugh that keeps
the heart young, the laugh that keeps the face
bright
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

A daily paper for $l.00 a year is
something the public has long desir-
ed. The Chicago Daily Review, a
delightful family daily giving all i'm
portant news, market reports and
many interesting departments for
men, women and children, is sent to
subscribers for 81 year, rs cents for
6 months so cents for 8 months.
Subscribe today, address. The Chi
cago Review Co., 399 Coca Cola
Building. Chicago, Illinois.
2-1O-05
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06
College of Music.

s34 pays six weeks instruction and
board at the College of Music, Free
burg, Pa piano, organ, singing, brass
and string instruments taught.
Young people areas well cared for as
at home. Terms begin May 1. June
II, July "a. For catalogue address,
HENRY b. MOYER
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

number of philanthropic and have or
ganzed society provide healthfu for the poor
They will provide golf links close to the cities and
public gymnasums. In the meantime the poor man can
sustain his physical system by attack the wood pile
and the spring carpet cleaning of yore
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

President Roosevelts suggestion in his annual mess
age to Congress that wife beaters should he punished by
hogging meets with general approval The ad
vantages of administering corporal punishment as
speedily recognized they were by the old woman
heap Goals of fire on his head 'tFath she said 'sd
.lo Won tbinl it, "vuiu good. have already tried
hot water.'
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

WANTED-Quickly, few persons to
represent long established Wholesale
house among retail merchants and
agents. Local territory Of few counties,
SIS salary and expenses paid weekly.
Expense money advanced Commission
extra. Permanent engagement Busi-
ness successful. Previous experience not
essential. Enclose seIi-addrpssed enve-
lope. Address, SUPERINTENDENT Travel
ERs, 325 Dearborn St., Chicago. LIT
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

VIM. Flanagan, of this city, was our
special guest during the holiday sea-
son, and when he was instructed in
the cart Preservative of Arts.n
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

AGENTS Wanted in Danville and sur
rounding towns to secure subscriptions
for the National Sportsman. Send 4
cents in stamps for full particulars and
sample copies Big money for hustlers,
Addrooa Netier,o1 Sportsman, Cor. Broad
4 Franklin Sts., Boston, Mass. II 1904
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

1t seems that leap year has been failure in Lycom-
ing county Almost 600 marriage licenses issued
there in 1908 but in 1904 the first leap year in eight
years. the records show but 515 The bashfu bachelors
thinking about removing to another county before
1908.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06
Nothing More Danaerous,

Than Cutting Corns. The Foot Ease
Sanitory Corn.P Pad cures by Absorp.
ton. An entirely new invention.
The sanitary oils and vapors do The
work. Do not accept any substitute.
Insist upon having The Foot Ease
Sanitary Corn Pad. Identical in merit
with Aliens Foot Ease (powder), but
in shape and form best adapted fol
the cure of Corns. Sold by all Drug.
giots 25c. or by mail. Sample mailed
FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted,
Leroy, N. Y.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

Not all of the horrors of sudden and bloody death
associated with During the twelve months end
June 30th last 3 7S7 persons killed and 81 343
Injured result of railroad accidents in the United
States
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

'Heredotus the Father of History said prom
inent Washington clergyman at dinner last week. and
George Washington the Father of his country, but,
upon my soul, am tired of the posing of Roosevelt as
the Father of us ALL
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

''5t. Louis read ''is bending all her =
ses to population of ,0OO OO0" President
Ro seve must have dropped suicide pamphlets
around while he was at the Exposition
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

The average pay of the public school teacher in In
diana estimated by the State Teachers Association to be
l2O.3 30 per year. This is about 5000 year less than
the average pay of street cleaner in New York.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

We sell and heartily recommend Dr.
David Kennedy's Calcura Solvent, the
wonderful new Kidney and Liver cure.
1t is not patent medicine" 1t will
not disappoint you. Reputation counts.
DR.. kennedy's excellent preparations
have been world famous for over 80
years. We will give you a Weeks Free
Treatment bottle if you simply cut out
the coupon above and hand to us. Large
bottles, for complete treatment, cost
Sl.00. bottles for So 90.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

We all believe in inter molecular space in the infinite
devsibllity of matter, and in the Simple Life but we
make no claim to understanding them.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

The annual meeting of the stock hold
ers of the First National Bank, for the
election of Directors, will be held at
their Banking house, Cor. Mill & Bloom
streets, Danville, Pa, on Tuesday, jan
uary 10, 1905, from one to three O'Clock
p. m. w. L. MCCLURE, Cashier.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

Trespass notices for sale at this
office. Two for 5 cents or 20 cents
per dozen.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

''The sleeve exclams fashion article, 'tIs the
which counts.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

THE INTELLIGENcER weekly Democratic
this section of the State enjoys the distinction
having larger weekies
bned Hgoes into the the
and is read by thousands weekly Published
Friday Danve Monour
sl00 in advance advance
will be discontinued
OF the publisher
Rates of advertising application.
TO
THE INTELLIGENCER Danville, Pa
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

Dally. J Daily, except sunday. I Stop>|
only on notice to Conductor or Agent or OIL
signal -
Trains leave South Danvile rs follows:
FOR IlttSton and Scranton, 7 II "a m and .
| ana % p IN weekdays; 10 il a IN daily.
For Potsville, Reading ana Philadelphia
| IL Il III and q III weekdays.
For Hazleton, IL m and q and ) 50 u nd
| weekdays
For Lewisburg Milton, Wi,iansrort. Locld
haVen, Renovo and Kane l. T., p M week.
days; Lock Haven only, . il a IN and ISi u nal
weekdays; for Williamspurt and intcrnedi
ate stations, L II III and 81 p IN weekdays
For Bellefonte, Tyrone, Phillipsburg and
Ciearheid . ii II m and u l5 III weekdays.
For Harrisburg and Intermediate stations
y IA IN, II 10 IN and 81 p weck-days
81 p III daily.
For Philadelphia (via Harrisburs) Balti1
more and Washington, 8 II II IN and and u B
and 81 M weekdays 1 81 p IN daily.
For Pittsburg tvia Harrisburg 9 liza m and
81 p m weekdays / 81 p m daily; via Lew
lsloWn JuncttOn) 8 1 a M and II 10 u m week.
Gays; ENla Lock HaNen) 8 ii a IN ana IL IS y
m weekdays.
Pullman Parlor and Sleeping Cars run on
through trains between Sunbury, Williams
port and Erie. between Sunbury and Phila-
delphia and Washington and between Harris
burg, Pittsburg and the West.
agents.
W. W. ATTERBURY, j. r. WOOD.
General Manager. PaSS'r Traffic Mgr
GEO. w. BoYD. General Fass'r Az.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06
70 GaMS2IM2TlEE..s :

The undersigned having hccnrcstorcit o ID. tn
by simple means, after suffering iUr several Yeas
with severe lung affection, and that dread
disease Consumption, is ANXIOUS 10 make known
to his fellow sufferers the means Of cure. TO
those who desire it, he Will cheerlully send ifree
OF charge) copy of the prescription used. which
they Will find sure cure for ConsumPfioH,
Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis and all thu oat and
lung HaladieS. He hopes all sufferers will try
his remedy, as it is invaluable. Those desiring
the prescription, which will cost them nothing,
and NAV prove blessing, will please address,
Rev. EDWARD A, WILSON, Brooklyn, New York.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

Charles Midas Schwab a ragged, lare foot
boy now he pays fifty dollars pair for his shoes and has
corns.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06
j. D. Gosh & Co.,
Will Give One Weeks
Treatment Free.

Hand this coupon to J. D. Gosh &
Co.
Gentlemen: Please give me
Weeks Free Treatment bottle of DR..
hennedy's Cal-cura Solvent.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

Dinner and Tea Sets.
A $500 set of dishes, holiday price, $3.50.
a $500 set of dishes, holiday price, $3.50.
A 1000 set of dishes, holiday price, sS.25.
a 1900 set of dishes, holiday price, 1915.
And odd deccs in decorated china at about
one-half price.
Dolls, Toys and Games.
Never before have we been so well pre-
pared for Christmas trade. We haye a
stock that includes all the newest novel;
ties and the most wanted stables. Our
way of buying and selling is different
from others, as you will readily see by
the big values that we will give eou in
Dalls, Toys, Handkerchiefs, Iron Toys,
Albums, Umbrellas, Pocket Books,
Jumping jacks, Fancy lamps, etc.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

d. AUST LUTZ, Editor and Proprietor.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-06

THE INTELLIGENCER, Danville, Pa.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21
CIIIMMIE FADDEN.
The Bowery Philosopher Makes Useful Dis
coveries as to Logic.
WRITTEN FOR THE EVENING STAR EDWARD W. TOWNSEND.
Copyright by W. Townsend)

II see," says Whiskers de odder evening
to Mr.. Paul, dat a college professor out in
California has invented machine to do
logic"
1T Is a great age" says Mr.. Paul Soon
all de distractions of college life will be
Gone away wit de time of students will no
longer be wasted in finding out, by large
chunks of brain, tings dat will do EN- no
good when dey finds EN-; for all of dat kind
of foolishness will be attended to by ma
chinery. Is it problem in higher ma tmat-
les, an estimate OF de place in literature
held by Kate Duglass of de Wiggen patch,
or teesis on de inner structure of de Con-
stitution dat Is wanted, all de student has
to do is to touch a button and de 'lectrfc
machine does de rest. Dose will be helpful
and valuable days in college life. Students
no longer kept by study from de delights of
de field, records In hammer truning and
hundred-yard dashes will fall like de stock
market, to de everlasting honor of almer
mater and de professional coach De lad
from de foundry can den go trough his
courses in machine Greek and self-oiled
philos' ply witout injuring his constitution,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21

lngham Smith," she asked, with a voice
that was ominously steady.
Why, yes said the girl flushing. Have
you heard about it?''
About what?' said her cousin
ABOUT 0ur-our engagement" said the
girl 1t isn't announced yet Oh, / see
now! Mamma has written you. Aren't YOU
going to congratulate me?'
Mrs. Hart went white TO her lips: Mrs
Saunders was breathing in quick little
gasps.
Il shall congratulate you a little later.
dear, said Mrs. Hart, nervousy.
The girl gave the older woman a curious
glance Her big gray eyes We're full of puz-
zled anxiety.
DO you know Mr.. Smith?" she asked.
We been greatly interested in-iu-er--
some of his editorials Mrs. Hart lied re-
gally.
OH said the girl. Her eyes looked a
trife frightened.
The way you asked about him rather
startled me-" she went on, laughingly.
We'll. goodbye, Cousin Evelyn-and good
bye, Mrs. Saunders"
The front door closed behind her and the
two amazed women faced each other.
What on earth are we going TO do?''
Mrs Saunders asked helplessly
'Do?" echoed Mrs. Hart vieiousIy. well
the first thing we'll do, we'll lay this whole
wretched matter before Mrs Dillingham;
Smith"
"Now?'' said Mrs. Saunders
Yes, now, said Mrs. Hart. Come on.
/ m going over to number Is and let Mrs.
Dillingham; Smith know just what sort OF
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21

gOn OF mystery In It's midst At the neigh
bOrly calls, at the little dinners, at the sol
eInn whist parties, Dillingham; Smith and
his wife were the absorbing topics of con-
versation. They had their defenders, Ii is
true; but these were in the minority, and,
moreover based their defense on the single
obtrusive assertion that the Dillingham;
Smiths minded their own business.
This defense was wOefuly INADEQUATE
Surrogate Terrace never demanded that
people mind their own business II would
have utterly spoiled the ideal existence
there. Indeed. Surrogate Terrace rather
favored people who didn't mind their own
business too strenuously. That savored too
much of priggishness.
Various theories We're advanced regard
ing the residents of No. Is and sundry
never be traced to their beginnings, some
how got afioat But the Dillingham; Smiths
continued the even Tor perhaps uneven)
tenor of their ways, apparently undis-
turbed by criticism, friendly or hostile.
Surrogate Terrace shook its head omi-
nously. 1t disliked anything outside the or
binary narrow routine. Its own domestic
life was open to inspection. 1t demanded
that other peoples domestic life should be
similarly free from mystery. That there
was some sort of trouble between Diltng-
ham Smith and his wife was glaringiy APP
parent, and domestic infelicity was the one
thing that Surrogate Terrace could not
coEntenance.
The probable cause of this domestic in
Felicity was suggested by Mrs. Jack Saun-
ders, who lived in No. IL. to Mrs. Sam
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21

| and perform deeds of valor at short stop
and center rush while earning his right to
| be called baccalarus artium.'
When Mr.. Paul got off dat last langwidge
side stepped into de buffers pantry, where
dere was de half of a cold bottle, and re-
freshed meself for de next round.
When l goes back in de library and
touches up de log fire so dat l could get
anodder line on de latest styles in education
Mr.. Paul was saying: But, sir, your col
lege professor who has invented machine
for to do logic will never get a patent on
his invention. De foxy mug what invented
de adding machine dere before him.
Dat was de lad reduced logic to cog wheels.
Two and two make four is de beginning and
end of logic, and after man has Joined dat
he need never bodder his head wit de writ
ings of de long-haired tribes who try to
logic it out dat we is not, derefore We isn't.
What, sir, is logic?'
"Chames,'' says Whiskers, where's de
fresh bottle? What was you saying,
Paul?'
Logic, SIR goes on Mr.. Paul, is de
science by which we makes rules to prove
what we already know. L once knew a
student dat was so swift on his logic dat
he used it to be sure dat he knew a ting
dat was de surest ting he knew. AS fol-
leys sir: If he stubbed his toe he would
not make a holler until he had said, To
stub de toe is painful; de more highly or
ganized animals cry when in pain; having
stubbed me toe / am In pain, and being In
pain, 1 hollers, Wow" Sir. dat man is
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21
In Old Hickory.

Nutwood, which term occurs often in in
ventories, always meant hickory. AS early
as 1854 luxurious articles We're in use and
demand. Mention Is made & casket, in
laid with ebony, which was advertised for
sale in Albany. to be disposed of peremp-
torily within twenty-four hours.
Beaver skins were the medium of ex-
change, and it sold for enough to amount
to $125. Ebony was employed at that time
in larger quantities as well, and mention is
sometimes made of chairs of that wood
owned by wealthy families.
Olive wood was somewhat used. often in
combination, as a fine chest of drawers is
mentioned of olive wood and walnut COM
bined. Some entire cabinets, chests of
drawers and tables were of olive wood.
For Mirror Frames.
Olive wood was much employed in mirror
frames from 1869 on, and from that time
they We're gilded also Before that they
We're not in general use. being imported
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21
HYDRAULIC DEMENT'S.
To Study Processes Which Take Place
During Hardening.

Notwithstanding all that has been done
| by scientific institutions to test the harden
| ing and durability of hydraulic cements I'M
| der ranging conditions of moisture and ex-
| posture to heat and frost. there is still a
| margin Of uncertainty In respect to certain
! of these properties, concerning which au-
| thorities and recorded experience seem to
| disagree. So says United States Consul
| General Mason, at Berlin, in a report to
| the State Department.
| What is, after ALL he asks, the combina-
| ton which really takes place between the
| silicic acid, alumina and oxide Of iron when
| mixed with lime, and in what manner and
| degree do these several substances con-
| tribute to the hardening of hydraulic cement
| under certain prescribed conditions? Con-
ceding that certain known results are pro-
| duced by the mingling of these elements
what chemical or mechanical action takes
| place, and how shall such action be exactly
and scientifically stated and described?
Most builders and engineers who make
large use of hydraulic cement in various
| constructions feel the want of more thor
| ough and exact theoretical knowledge on
/ this subject, and to meet that demand the
| German government has adopted a plan
| for collecting what Is known of the whole
complicated subject by the foremost experts
| of Germany and other countries. In pur-
| suance of this plan the Prussian minister
of public works has issued a call for prize
| COuupetltlOH VI essays on the Cnem-
fical processes which take place during the
hardening of hydraulic cements. Prizes TO
| the amount of $3.50 are offered, and it is
| proposed that the contributions shall be
! considered by the jury of award without
| knowledge of the identity of the author
| Papers for competition will be received by
| the Prussian minister of public works until
! December 3, 1905 The best work of the
| foremost scientists throughout the world is
| cordially invited.
'The whole scheme says Consul General
| Mason, 'is an apt illustration of the intelli-
| gent, economical and rational way in which
| the government of Germany aids in pring-
| ing to the assistance of various industries
| the attachments of scientific research and
practical experience. 1t is to be hoped that
| American scientists will not fail to con-
| tribute something of note and value to this
/ competition. No nation is more deeply in
| terested than the United States in the con-
| illusions to which these researches may lead
| and which will become. from the moment of
] their publication, the common property of
| builders.and engineers of all nationalities. ;"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21

have roasted 1t better If he knew de diff
ference between a niblic and a pork pie.
Logic is a great ting, sir; but II should not
be boddered wit after you know dat two
and two make four
Surely" says Miss Fannie. who was
sitting wit de gents, surely. Paul every
man and woman knows dat two and two
make four.
Excuse me. me dear says Mr. Paul.
Most people see dat two and two make
four, but mighty few of EN- know 1t. Sup
posing dat l see a snake or a whirlwind.
Would 1 go chasing all over de down say
ing dat / knew snake and a whirlwind?
De police wouldn't let me. 1t is seldom dat
a man knows dat two and two make four.
How often women know it l don't pretend
to say, but from me observations in brief
but well-spent life I dope 1t out dat women
try to figure two and two into five or tree
as often do men
Dis Is nonsense" says Whiskers.
"Chames, didn't l speak to you about an
odder bother"
On de level he had, but dat was another
nodder. But l chases in wit a fresh one
from de ice box in de buffers pantry, and
listened as Mr. Paul gets into de ring again
and spars for wind.
Pardon me, SIR" says he to Whiskers.
Let us take a familiar example, he says.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21
Your Share Of the Crops.
From the New York World.

From the New York World.
If the 1904 crops were equally divided
every man, woman and child in the United
States would receive one barrel of flour.
200 eggs. 140 quarts of milk, more than
half of which goes into butter; one bushel
of apples and two and half bushes of
other fruits and berries; three bushels OF
potatoes and two bushels of carrots, beets
parsnps and turnips; eleven heads of cab
bage and half as much lettuce cucumbers
and caulfiower; twenty-eight bushels of
corn, usually in the shape of beef porl,
and poultry, besides seventy pounds of cot
ton, six pounds of wool for clothes and
enough leather for two pairs of shoes.
These raw materials at present whole
sale prices would sell for about $50 The
size of the average American family is 81
which would make the family share of this
years crops cost $262.
The bare necessities of life do not cost
so very much. What counts for more in
the total of expenditures are luxuries that
have become necessities and other hxuries
that might better be done without.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21

now one of de ornaments of de book review
profession, and spends days of delight in
proving by his favortte process dat de
popularity of book proves it is de woist
ever and de books dat are on de blink Jas
sellers is de best dat ever happened Dat
very same man." says Mr.. Paul. after max
ing hole In de top of his glass, dat
very same man once asked me for fifty
plunks. What for?' l says to him.
DE price of a new suit of close, says
he.
Excuse me minute / says. No man
deserves what he does not earn, and no
one should ask for what he does not de-
serve. If you cannot earn your close you
do not deserve 'em. Derefore you should
not touch me for fifty plunks to get a. suit
of Close I'll see you later 1 says. Well,
sir, you'll hardly believe it, but dat man
hammered de life out of de wonderful book
I wrote shortly after dat, How to Use de
Niblic in Grass Hazard He couldn't
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21

Singleton--"Ifo did you come to fall in
love with your wife,"
I.ittleton--"I married her for her money,
and afterward discovered that she pos
sesseds twice as much as she claimed to
haye.n-Melbourne Times.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-21

A man who says he can manage his wife
is either bluff bully.-Baltimore
american.