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Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

SteriIized Cream, from Phoenix, al he Wave.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

Hello, Central, give me the English
 English Kitchen.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

FOR RENT-Four room house, part ly furnished. Apply G. B. Wills, 64 Brewry Gulch.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

ALL KINDS OF SOFT DRINKS AT 32o TOMBSTONE CANYON.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

Just a minute, and you are eating something good at the English Kitcb- en.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09
FoRisALE.

FURNITURE FOR sALE-House for rent No. so, Lowell.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

We excel in quality and service, English Kitchen.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

Everybody goes to the Wave.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09
WANTE5.

WOMAN WANTS DAY WoRK-Ap. ply 16 o. K. St.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

FRESH SWEET CREAM EVERY DAY AT THE WAVE.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

FOR sALE-Good paying grocery bus mess and cold drink outfit for sale Address Box 1903, Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

WANTED--Washwom at the
 Whitehead restaurant.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

The English Kitchen is the best.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

Order coming up. English Kitchen Kitchen, I'm hungry.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-05-09

WANTED.-A reliable girl to do gem eral housework. Inquire at Re view office.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
BEAUTIFUL NEWFOUNDLAND
Scenery So Beautiful That Parts Of
It Vie with Famed Kill
larney.

In looking over your magazine was
surprised to find how little mention
is made of Newfoundland, with almost
unlimited game, both fish and fowl
deer and bear, for those that go far
enough, writes Bessie Began Cowman
in Recreation.
And scenery so beautiful that parts
of it vie with famed Killarney. The
rugged grandeur of Pete harbor, or the
beautiful bay of Outer Cove, and the
rock hills near Logy bay. l may be
prejudiced, but 1 have not seen any
thing pictured to come near them.
Oh, Newfoundland, with your beau.
tiful bayous and shining creeks, where.
in salmon and that pet of good ang.
lers, speckled trout, with its firm
pink flesh, abound. l often wonder
that more lovers of fine sport don't
visit you. Topsail is an ideal place
to spend a summer; its beautiful seen.
cry, the old-fashioned hospitality OF
its people leave nothing to be desired.
And then, in September, when the
partridge or ptarmigan comes in, what
sport to go up to Pettigrews and out
to Toad's cove, when the ship, point
out on the barrens, usually finishes the
trip. Then the lovely ride back amidst
such scenes as can only be found
among people that both fish and farm
for a living.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
FILLING A FOUNTAIN PEN.
This May Be the Experience Of the
Awkward or Nervous
Persons.

Filling a fountain pen is task that
requires a steadiness Of hand, clear
eye and quiVerless nerve. 1t also
requires bottle Of ink, dropper and
q fountain pen, says the Detroit Free
Press. Having the necessary tools one
should next stock up on patience and
blotting paper. He will need both
The dropper is supposed to gently
shoot the ink into the pen. AS rule
it shoots everywhere but in the pen
mostly over the owners white vest and
his clean cuffs. That which misses
the vest and the cuffs will find a rest
ing place on his fingers.
After trying three or four times to
persuade the ink to occupy the apart
ment provided for it you may be able
to blow an ink bubble over the top OF
the pen. When this bubble bursts II
will no doubt spatter on your shirt
front, but be persevering. Only per-
severance will accomplish the desired
result. Having finally filled the pen
you must screw down the top. In do
ing so you should strive to avoid
sqeezing out the ink. Not until you
can close a fountain pen without
squeezing ink into your hand will you
be known as a successful penman.
In conclusion, it may be stated that
when once a fountain pen is ready for
action you should not stand 1t on its
head. Nothing aggravates fountain
pen so much as to stand 1t on its
Lead. 1t is also bad thing for the
pocket.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
NERVE OF THE "sooNERs'
Methods Taken by the Adventures
Who Try to Beat to the
Front.

For many persons, newly discov-
cred fact is simply a spring-board
from which they dive into bottomless
sea of speculation, says Samuel Nc
Chord Crothers, in Atlantic. They
pride themselves on their ability to
Jump at conclusions, forgetting that
jumping Is an exercise in which the
lower orders excel their betters. II
an elephant could jump as far, in pro-
portion to his weight, as flea, there
would be no holding him on this plan
tet Every new discovery is followed
by dozen extravagances, engineered
by the Get wise-quick people. There
is always some Young Napoleon OF
Philosophy who undertakes to corner
truth-market It's like what happened
at the opening of Oklahoma territory.
Before the day set by the government
when they all were to start fair in
their race for farms, band of adven-
turers called "Sooners" struggled
themselves across the line. When the
bona fide settler arrived on his quar-
ter-section, he found an impudent
Sooner" in possession. You can't
find any fresh field of investigation
that isn't claimed by these sooners. 1t
all comes because people are no longer
educated logically.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
TOO MUCH FOR DRUMMER.
Kept After a Man for Fourteen
Years and Beaten in
the End.

81 was with one house and travelling
over the same route for II years." said
the New York drummer, according to
the Philadelphia Press. "On my very
first trip over the route l called on a
merchant in a Pennsylvania town, or
al least, tried to. He refused to see me
but, as l am a persistent cuss, l put II
down on my book that was to call on
every trip until got sight of him.
got to his town four times year, and
four times a year l made inquiry for
him.
Sometimes l was told he was out, or
IN the east, or i'll, and in bed, and
though l knew better l went away
smiling. Four times a year for Ia
years l dropped into the store and
asked the usual question, and was, one
Cay, informed that the merchant was
dead. | had hung on to him for long
time, but he had beaten me at last"
"And did things stop there?" was
asked
Eyes. You can't pursue a man be-
yond the grave, can your"
"Of course not, but Pm disappointed
III you. If you were drummer worth
the powder to blow you up you would
have married his widow and stepped
into good thing. Say, you New York
fellows are hustlers in some things.
but when 1t comes right down to a real
cid bonanza you amt in it. Pursued a
man for IA long years and then didn't
marry his widow. I'm! Some queer
people come out of that town on the
Hudson"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
NEW ERA OF MACHINERY.
Japanese Professor of Mathematics
and Mechanics Is Working
Wonders.

The birth and rise Of a new mechan-
ical science in Japan which will soon
transform old world machinery into
antiquities If European and American
engineers do not grid up their loins and
get a scientific standard in machine de-
signing is the new yellow peril, as d.
vined in the work on centrifugal pumps
of the brilliant mathematician and
mechanician, Mr.. A. Inokuty, professor
of mechanical engineering in the Uni
yersity of Toxic. AS an essay in the ap-
plication of mathematics to technical
problem of the highest practical utility,
taking account as it does of the thor
ough manner of all physical phenomena
involved by the best data available,
and working from the basis Of the max
imum possible efficiency being desir-
able, this volume of 300 quarto pages Is
pronounced one of the greatest achieve
ments ever attained in skilled calcula-
lions and meritorious acceptation In the
occident as a standard Of authority.
The style is eminently simple, direct,
and free of ambiguity in handling the
difficult substance. Those who will not
move beyond the simplicities of last CEN
fury, declares an English authority.
must certainly succumb to the new yell
low science of mechanical engineering
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
SLOW CURE FOR INSOMNIA
The Victim Took Beer for It, But in
Extremely Moderate
Quantity.

Speaking of homeopathy" said the
doctor, according to the Philadelphia
Record. reminds me of the case Of
Miss N, who traces her ancestry back
through a long line Of Puritans, anc
has imbibed from them strong and un'
yielding principles as regards saloons
and liquor Miss NJ has been troubled
with insomnia, and has tried all sorts
of remedies. Finally, she told me Of
her trouble. | suggested that beef
might help her to WOO sleep. She was
Mortified, but at last beer peddlel
stopped at her door and left a dozen
bottles.
1.-THE beer man returned in about
three days for the empty bottles.
My dear man. said Miss N, the
bottles are not yet empty.
"The beer man waited several days
more and again appeared.
Your bottles are perfectly safe,
Miss N told him, and then a thought
struck her, but if you need them
have one nearly empty which you may
have
4 guess you don't drink it very
fast suggested the man.
Why replied Miss N, I take
two teaspoons twice a day
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
oonrhine Saves Your Life.

A cough is the response to a danger
signal which says that something is IT.
ritating the delicate mucous membrane
which lines the air passages leading to
the lungs. This cause Of irritation may
vary, but in the common cough of win
ter it is some offending matter, which
nature seeks to clear off and expel by
means of the compelling cough, lest il
should block the bronchial tubes, and
cause suffocation. The sensitive nerves
that belong to these vital tubes act az
sentinels, and send a message for sue
cor to the brain, which at once responds
to the call by dispatching orders to the
chest muscles. These then contract vio-
lently with one accord, and force out
the air in cough, which carries with II
the cause of irritation.-Stray Stories.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
CITY JAiLs AND LIBRARIES.
Difference Invested in Each by Some
of the Larger Munich
! palities.

If reading is preventive of Grim
inality, as some persons declare, SONS
American cities are slow about put
ting this remedy for crime into effec-
tive operation, says the New York
Sun. New York city, for in
stance, has sS,5OO,OOO invested in iails
and correctional institutions, and less
than $6,OOO,O0O in Libraries.
Philadelphia has 81, 10000 in jails
to 100000 in libraries. Cleveland has
$S5O,OOO in jails and $S25,OOO in Ii
braries.
These are the notable exceptions:
Boston has $2,6OO,0OO invested in jails,
and S5,2O0,0OO in libraries. Chicago
has s1,OOO,OOO in jails and $2,5OO,OOO in
libraries. St. Louis has an almost
equal amount, $S5O,OOO, invested in
each.
Pittsburg and Milwaukee have more
than a million each in libraries, and
Pittsburg stands fourth in this par
ticular, exceeded only by Boston, Chi
cago and New York Allegheny City,
which is geographically part of Pitts
burg, has $4,000 invested in Libraries
and Newark has $515,00O Baltimore
Buffalo and New Orleans have only a
small investment in library buildings
San Francisco has $275,OOO, and Omaha,
a much smaller city, $4,000.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
WANTED TO BE MISTAKEN.
President Roosevelt Thought he
Might Forget That He Was
Human.

A story which shows that President
Roosevelt does not regard himself as
altogether infallible was told by a
New York state senator at the Hoff-
man house recently, says the New
York Globe The senator desired to
have a republican constituent appoint
ed to the $4,000 postmastership Of a
town within his jurisdiction, and used
his official inmuence with the president
to this end.
The president for some reason did
not think much of the senator's choice.
and appointed another man more to
his liking-and a democratic the
post.
WELL" said the senator, as he told
the story, "the fellow has turned out
to be a mighty poor postmaster, &C
cording to what l hear, and the people
of the town are showing their dissat-
isfaction in more ways than one. A
few weeks ago l had personal inter-
view with Mr.. Roosevelt on an inn
portant state matter, and incidentally
told him, just before leaving, how his
postmaster had turned out. He ap-
peared to be considerably surprised
and disappointed at what said, and
replied, in his Enthusiastically Inn
pulsive way:
"'Well, senator, am sorry did
not heed your advice and select the
man of your choice. But, then, you
must let me make a mistake every
now and then-say once every three
months-so that may not forget that
am human"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
DEEP-SEA FISHINC-BANKS.
Where the People of New York City
Get an Occasional Taste
of Sport.

Every day through the spring and
summer and autumn, and almost every
day in winter, boat leaves one Of the
East river piers bound for the deep.
sea fshing-bands, writes Bertha H
Smith, in Four-Track News. Every
passenger on board isof thattru democ-
racy, the democracy of the rod and
reel. Not death itself is more of 9
common leveler than the fishing-rod
and who crosses the gang plank of this
fishing steamboat leaves class distinc'
ton behind.
The professional man fleeing bust
ress for a, day, the clerk with holi-
Gay on his hands, the mechanic throwL
into idleness by strike, the invalid
who finds the city irksome and longs
for a sniff of the sea, old men, young
boys and all ages and stages Of man
kind between, may be seen in tbs
stream of people that dribbles along
the pier while the sun is yet lodging
behind the Brooklyn housetops. The
man who would go deep-sea fishing
must be up betimes, for it is goo1
three hours run to the fishing-banks
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
THE BEST CONTRIBUTION.
College Graduate Would Send His
Alma Mater a Student to
Pay His Debt.

Among the many lovely and inspir-
ing "reminiscences to be found in "Old
Greek" memoir of the late Edward
North, for So years professor Of Greek
in Hamilton college, is one OF an
alumnus of that small and frequently
straitened institution which shows
that mans service to his alma mater
need not wait upon his requirement OF
million. says Youths Companion.
This graduate preached the Gospel
in small rural parish, where they
paid him $500, with donation party
thrown in. He met Prof. North one
day, and said that he owed the col
lege a large debt, and wanted to pay
the interest on it If the college would
take what he could otfer.
His salary all went for his living,
and his children were all girls. But
he prayed for the college every Sun
day in the pulpit. He believed In spe-
cial providences, and that the Lord
might be sure to understand his
prayer, Re prayed for Hamilton col
lege in particular, and by name, as
we'll as for higher education in par
ticular.
His prayer for Hamilton college had
been answered already, he said. Com
ing down from his pulpit one Sunday,
he met sturdy cheese maker with his
little wife beside him, who wanted to
know about the college that had been
prayed for.
wife and l." said the cheese maker,
have boy at home who is all for
books, and wife thinks he ought to go
to college. But we can't spare him
yet, for he's mighty handy at milking
cows"
The minister saw his chance there,
and went on to tell Prof. North that
he was drilling that boy twice a week
In his Greek and Latin.
"Tll have him ready for college in
two years." said he, "and l mean he
shall capture a Phi Beta Kappa key,
if not the valedictory."
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
GRAND OLD SPANISH RELIC
Mission Building That Presents a
Striking Picture to the
Traveller.

OF all the missions in California, the
Santa Barbara mission occupies the
most commanding position, writes
Page Fellowes, in Four-Track News
Standing on an elevation 300 feet above
the sea, the white facade and long
corridor may be seen from far out or
the ocean, forming a striking object tc
sailor or tourist. Back of the mission
the mountains rise to a climax OF
grandeur; on the other side rolls the
fertile country with lovely little
houses, half buried in flowers, shrubs
and trees; and beyond the city CLEANS
the peaceful sea dotted with gliding
ships.
After entering the mission visitor:
ere received by Brother Huygoline, the
poted cicerone. He is a most inter
esting man, very cordial to strangers
pleased to show them about, and pre-.
pared to answer all questions regard
ing the mission except those about the
mysterious Garden" His account OF
the early mission days is most vivid
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
LOOSE BUSINESS MORALS.
Grocer's Clerk Who Was Too I'm
truthful to Hold His
Position.

An Arctic explorer was praising the
late William Zeigler, relates the New
York Tribune.
HE was a man of the alertest wit, "
the explorer said. Il never saw his
equal in the hitting off of a persons
character with an opposite story. Once
| remember, he was describing fouI
manufacturer of loose business morals.
"Mr. Zeigler said this manufacturer
was like a certain grocer who called
his clerk up before him one day and
said:
" That lady who just went out
didn't hear her ask you for fresh laid
eggsY
q" Yes, SIR the clerk answered.
And you said we hadn't any?'
" Yes, sir; that is correct!'
1.-THE grocer. purple with rage.
yelled
Didn't you see me lay those eggs
myself on the counter not ten minutes
ago? You are discharged, you menda-
cious scoundrel, and see that you don't
look to me for a reference, either
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
HOW PERSEVERANCE WON.
Salesman Who Proved Himself to Be
the Limit of Perth
acitV

~ was in the Office of an American
consul in German city not long ago, p"
said Wilfred M. Hale, relates the
Washington Post. while 1 was there
a wine agent came in who wanted to
sell the consul some 'sehr schoene'
Rhine wine. The consul didn't want to
buy, and, becoming irritated by the
fellows persistence, finally ordered
him out of the place.
an five minutes the agent was back,
and blandly asked the consul If he
didn't want some very excellent sherry.
By this time Uncle Sans representa-.
tive was at white heat, and he kicked
the wine man through the door and
half way down the stairs To our
amazement, only little while elapsed
before the irrepressible drummer again
appeared, and with broad grin, asked
to submit some rare old brandy.
"'By the Stars and Stripes quotb
the consul, wouldn't this GUITAR an
earthquake? Isn't one kicking a day
enough for you, fellow?'
Ordinarily, yes; but your honor
exerted yourself so much the other
time that I thought little good brandy
would come in nicely to brace up on.
He got an order"
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
scoURGE OF sTocKMEN.
Ravages of the Big Gray Wolf Far
Worse Than Those Of the
Coyote.

Big wolves are found in both Texas
and Oklahoma, but they are rare COM
pared to the coyotes; and they are
great wanderers, says Theodore Roose-
welt. in Scribner's. Alone or in par
ties of three or four or half a dozeL
they travel to and fro across the coun-
try. often leaving a district at once II
they are molested. Coyotes are more
or less plentiful everywhere through
out the west in thinly settled districts
and they often hang about in the i'm
mediate neighborhood of towns. They
do enough damage to make farmers
and ranchers kill them whenever the
chance offers.
But this damage is not appreciable
when compared with the ravages OF
their grim, big brother, the gray wolf
which. wherever it exists in numbers
is a veritable scourge to the stock.
men.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
ROOSEVELT AMONG DOGS.
Not the Ordinary Kind, But Those
That Run Wild on the
Prairies.

The coursing was done on the
flats and great rolling prairies, which
stretched north from our camp toward
the Wichita mountains and south toward
the Red river, says Theodore Roosevelt.
In Scribner's. There was a certain ele-
ment of risk in the gallops, because the
whole country was one huge prairie
dog town, the prairie-dogs being so nu-
merous that the new towns and the
abandoned towns were continuous with
one another in every direction.
Practically every run we had was
though these prairie-dog towns. varied
occasionally by creeks and washouts.
But as we always ran scattered out, the
wonderfully quick cow ponies, brought
up in this country and spending all their
time among the prairie-dog towns, were
able, even while running at headlong
speed, to avoid the holes with clever
ness that was simply marvellous.
During our hunt, but one horse
stepped in hole; he turned Complete
somerset, though neither he nor
his rider was hurt. Stunted mesquite
bushes grow here and there in the grass,
and there was cactus.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-12-14
YELLOW WALKING FEVER.
Victims of the Disease Who I'M
Willingly infect Others as
They Go About.

"In the south they have had this
fall yellow fever" said a lady who,
according to the New York Herald, is
an exile from Mobile because of the
sickness. But one of the sources of
the disease is of peculiar character.
1t is distributed by persons who have
what is called the walking fever.
They go about their business or affairs
while the fever is latent in them, but
still of malignant character. A victim
in whom the disease is established, and
who is put to bed, by reason of COM
ing in contact with but few persons,
rarely becomes a focal point of its
spread. But the victim who still moves
about distributes the malignant faint
to many. The curious thing about
these sufferers is that they keep on
going about till they simply fall down
and quickly die. They have a head
ache and stiff joints, but their tenn
perature is little above normal, and
they attribute their sickness to other
than the serious causes which give
rise to 1t.
"In a previous invasion Of yellow
fever in the south l remained until
too late to leave my home. The quar-
antine was imposed and its terms were
executed with cruel fidelity. A gen.
tleman living in my street, mer-
chant, gave his whole time and atten-
ton to health work. Our street is on
high ground and is kept in the best
possible sanitary condition. The gen.
tlemaH came home daily and one
evening fell fainting in the street. That
night he died. Not house in the row,
some 80 of them, was spared by the
dread visitant We were able to trace
from him the progress of the malady
that twice decimated the residents OF
the street within IL days.
"a woman friend of mine in New
Orleans had the walking fever during
the current outbreak Of the disease.
She communicated it to her family,
and now all of them eight in number,
are dead"