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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

A French literary man, proud Of
his really excellent English, visiting
British cabinet minister, had spent
delightful afternoon viewing the pic
ture galleries and art treasures Of his
host. In expressing his pleasure to
that gentleman, he observed that.
Charming though the experience
was. he must not venture, he felt
sure, to cockroach longer on such
valuable time" "You speak English
so beautifully, monsieur" replied his
host, that ! think you may like me
to tell you that we do not say to
cockroach,' but to encroach." Hen
croach, Of course, of course, hem
croach; OH your genders how they
do puzzle mel" said monsieur; "Oh!
hencroach, of course"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
xouralon Fares from Chicago

Via Grand Trunk Railway System
(Soason 1909 Double track.
Asbury Park and return, $2l ,35.
Going dates, June Goth, 30th, July LIST
and End.
Boston and return, $4,000. Going
dates. June 22nd, 23rd, oath aud Goth.
Buffalo and return, $l2,25. Going
dates July Sth, 9th and 10th.
Detroit and return, $3.50. Going
dates, August 14th and 18th.
Niagara Falls and Return, SIZES.
Going dates, June 18th, 10Th and goth.
Philadelphia and return, $500.
Going dates, September 18th, 10th and
18th.
Toronto and return, $l2.Gp. Going
dates June 10Th, goth, 22nd and 23rd.
Liberal limits and stopovers. Full
particulars at city ticket Office, cor
ner Clark st. and Jackson Blvd. Chi
cago.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
THE GENTLE CYNlC.


Cupid never gives a guarantee.
The hand Of fate is often bobtail
dush.
Virtue usually wears last years
clothes.
The self-satisfed people are gener.
ally the happiest
A fool can attract quite as much
attention as wise man.
A necessary evil must be the kind
that money Is the root Of.
Conscience isn't In II with the
humiliation OF being found out
In marriage a man takes the fatal
plunge; a woman simply puts her
foot In 1t.
When man makes a fool OF him.
self he generally does 1t to please
some woman.
Eight thousand trained carrier pig;
cons are kept in use in the German
army.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

back and sides, For time | was I'M
able TO walk at all, and every make
shift ! tried and all the medicine
took had not the slightest effect. My
oack continued to grow weaker until
began taking Doan's Kidney Pills,
and must say was more than sur
prised and gratified to notice the back.
ache disappearing gradually until 1t
linally stopped"
Doan's Kidney Pills sold by all deal
ers or by mail on receipt OF price, so
cents per box. FosterMilburn Co,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
Dairy Exports and Imports.

We are exporting a good deal of but
ter to Canada and some to Europe and
other parts of the world. The totals
look quite respectable. For last year
the value of exports were: Butter, 81
1s40S2; cheese, $1,92S,639; milk, ST.
S49,5l3. The value of imports were:
Butter, S47054; cheese, $3,247,931;
milk, $21 ,040. The value of imports
has remained about the same for
three years but the value of exports
was greater by million dollars than
In the preceding year.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
Dairy Law In North Dakota.

A new law regarding the inspection
of creameries has been passed in
North Dakota. BY it the state inspect
or is also made an instructor 1t also
provides for licensing creameries,
cheese factories. renovated butter fac
tories. and makes 1t the duty of the
Inspector to enforce all dairy laws now
ss&sed or to be passed in the future.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach
the seat OF the disease. Caarrh Is blood or cOnsti'
tutona disease aud In order IL you must take
internal remedies Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
terually. and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hairs Catarrh Cure Il not quack medi.
this country for years and Il regular prescription.
IL II composed ~ the best tOncs known, combined
with the best blood purifiers acting directly the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination Of the
two ingredients Is what produces such wonderful
suits In curing catarrh Send for testimonials free.
FL, CHENEY a Co, Props, Toledo, D
Sold by Druggists, price Tie.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01


miles fror:
i r G Z I o N
Mo- says:
"A S e v e r Q
cold settled
In my kid
neys and de-
veloped S o
quickly that
| was obliged
to lay off
work on ac-
count OF the
aching in my
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
POINTS HE HAD TO LEARN.
They Were Considered Important
thu Gas RIeipAae

They Were Considered Important In
tho Gas Business.
We'll. my son." said the venerable
GAS magnate. beaming benevolence on
his young protege. how are you get
ting along. Do you think you are
learning the business?"
II am working hard at II, sir" said
the youth. IL hatter myself | have
picked up quite little Information
since you were kind enough to get me
my position with the company, l have
learned the exact cost per cubic foot
OF making gas; the exact amount Of
water in the stock; how to get fran
chise, and how to get along without
one II you don't happen to have one
that fits; how to make gas bills so
up while gas rates so down; how TO
make gas meter travel like an an.
tomobile with policeman after It;
how to handle customers who kick
and-well. quite a number OF things"
you are doing well. my son." said
the old gentleman. "But | trust you
will not neglect two OF the most i'm
portant features OF the gas business
how to prepare a statement which no.
body can make head or tail of, and
how to talk to an investigating com
mittee, without telling them anything
everybody doesn't already know
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

A coy little pistol pocket was
found very useful by a schoolboy in
Cass County, Mo. His teacher had oc.
casion to punish the lad, and while
padding him across her knee she saw
fire coming out OF his pocket. Her vi.
gorous slaps had ignited a box OF
matches. A dlpper of water was need
ed to extlnguish the fire.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

A man hopelessly lost in the bush
in South Australia, after wandering
about for four days, came across a
telegraph line. He had not the
strength to go further, but managed
to break the wire, made himself as
comfortable as possible, and waited.
The repairers were sent along the line
save his life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Every housUHGeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time. because 1t
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains lG Ozone full
pound--whlle all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in Y pound pack.
ages. and the price is the same. 10
cents, Then again because Defiance
Starch Is free from all injurious chem
icals. II your grocer tries to sell you
a 1907. package II Is because he has
stock on hand which he wishes To
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let.
tiers and figures "l6 ozs" Demand De.
Gance and save much time and money
and the annoyance OF the iron stick.
Ing. Defiance never sticks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

II you don't get the biggest and best
It's your own fault. Defiance Starch
is for sale everywhere and there IS
positively nothing to equal 1t in quail
lty or quantity.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
IN a Pinch, Use ALIENS fooT.EAsE.

A powder. 1t cures painful. smarting. nerv'
Gus feet and ingrowing nails. It's the
greatest comfort discovery OF the age.
Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for
sweating feet. Sold by all druggists, Csc.
Trial package FREE. Address A. ).
Omsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
SENTENCE SERMONS.

Seth makes slaves.
The prodigal are never liberal.
Hungry men ask few questions.
Love is the secret of good looks.
The pain of loss is the price Of gain.
Wait for your worries; but not for
your work.
1t is easy to be rigorous without
being righteous.
Faith never had any need to dream
about the future.
1t takes more than a despising Of
fame to deserve it.
Profanity is a good deal more than
i matter of grammar.
1t takes more than a bank draft to
start the heavenly fame.
Men who lie easily get into many
places where they lie hard,
It IS a ba ;, life to which nothing IL
real but the objects of sense.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Religious persecution is the effect
Of an exaggerated vanity rendered fe-
rocious by the best intentions.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

1t is reported that the mutton eat
ing habit is decreasing in England.
Something more than mere rumors
will be necessary to convince sheep
raisers OF this.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Putting a doctors hood on a donkey
makes no change in the music.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

II you want thing well done ask
the walter to bring 1t rare.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

After all, most of us get only cold
stare@ from adversely and suppressed
smokers from fortune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Too many bills are apt to make a
man feel bilious.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

1t isn't always the head Of family
that foots the bilS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Both man and womankind belle
their nature when they are not kind.
Bailey.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Sometimes a man is able to avoid 0
scrape by letting his whiskers grow.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

The best OF good fellows may be
quite ignorant of the price of pajamas.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Heaven may be changeless, but
changeless earth would be hell.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

DR.. Lyman Abbott says that
wealth is danger" Sweet danger!
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01
cvE3Y WALK IN LIFE.

A. A. Boyce. farmer. living three
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

It IS a ba ;, life to which nothing ii
real but the objects of sense.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-06-01

Men who lie easily get into many
places where they lie hard.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15
N. L. Cooley Sells Out.

NJ. l.. Cooley has disposed OF his liv-
cry stable and the large amount OF
good will that goes with 1t to Chas. J.
Matheny, an energetic young business
man of Champaign, Ills. The new
conner assumed control this morning.
w. II Miller, an experienced and pop
ular gentleman, formerly a partner of
Mr.. Cooley's, will be manager. Mr..
Matheny, In addition to conducting
the livery stable business will repre-
SEM the International Haryestry COM
pany, with which he has been asso-
ciated for a number Of years. 1t Is
the intention to erect a commodious
implement house In the near future.
Mr.. Cooley has long served the pub
lie and he believes he has earned a
rest for the remainder OF his life. He
will continue to reside in Las Vegas.
The new owner Is in every way wor-
thy Of the confidence Of the people
and without doubt will maintain the
high standard OF his predecessor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15
Here on Government Business.

Professor Edgar L. Hewett, former
" president Of the Normal University,
arrived in Las Vegas from Washing
ton, d. c.. this afternoon accompanied
by Mrs. Hewett,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hewett. after a visit
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Nc
Nary, will proceed to Santa Fe, which
will be Mr.. Hewett's headquarters
during n six moths archaeological trip.
The gentleman is sent out by the
bureau of Ethnology 10 make n fun
investigation and report on the arch
eology of the 1emez plateau. This
includes several famous districts,
among them the famous Pajarito park,
the Rito de Los Friioles. made known
twenty-five years ago by B~andelier,
the Abiquiu district, the Jemez dis
trict and the almost unknown ruins
Of the Gallinas bad lands southwest
of TERRA Amarillo.
The many friends of Mr.. and Mrs,
Iewett In Las Vegas will welcome
their return to the scene OF their
former lahors.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15
Death Of Miss
Irene Jamerson


There Is much sorrow In the city
over the death Of Miss Irene Jamer.
son. which occurred at tho Ladies'
Home this morning, about six O'Clock.
The young lady was taken III with
appendicitis several days ago. The
fact that the dangerous disease a
complicated with peritonitis rendered
II an extremely dangerous and almost
hopeless case from the start. As u
last resort an operation was decided
upon yesterday, though 1t was recog.
nized that the chances were much
against Its success. Without the 0pe-
ration all the physicians who were
called In consultation agreed there
was not the fainlest hope Of life.
Miss Jamerson was a popular pupil
at the Castle school. She had reach
ed the age OF seventeen years and her
young life gave abundant promise OF
broad development. Her kind dispo-
silion and estimable qualities endear-
cd her to her associates who mourn
her untimely death deeply.
For the brother, Chas. Jamerson,
who lost his mother last January,
and who now by the death Of his be-
loved sister Ii left alone In the world,
there is sincere sympathy. The fun
eral will take place Monday afternoon
at 2 o'clock from the home Of Mrs.
Lehman on Main street.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Pedro padilIa Of the vicinity OF the
Bell ranch was up before the court
on the charge of assaulting and at
tempting to kill his brother, Dianicio
Padllla and his wife; also for killing
n horse. He was bound over to await
the action Of the grand Jury in The
sum OF $1,000.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

The Electric car company will run
two cars tomorrow to the hot springs
and a G tracks IN Il forty,glinute
schedule, the first car going up at |
o'clock.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

A lodge of the Independent Order
of Odd Fellows will be established at
Springer tonight by Grand Master
Bowie OF Gallup and Grand Secretary
N. T.. Stevens Of Albuquerque. Both
gentlemen passed through today
bound for Springer.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Robt. Rainey. the oldtown painter
and paper hanger, is quite a chicken
fancier. He has just received from
Illinois seven fine fowls Of the Barred
Plymouth Rock and Brett Chicken
varieties.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

In all the homes where thrift Is
the rule, reading the store ads is
part Of the daily routine. The thrift
ty will find fields ad unusually in
teresting tonight. 1850
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Herman Graubarth and his inter
esting family are now enjoying life
on the Hot Springs boulevard in one
Of the handsome cottages erected by
the west side building association.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

We tell yon some of our big bar
gains on page Z tonight. There are
others, but our space wasn't big en-
ough 10 hold them all. Come and see
for yourself. DAVIS &SYDES. 4-95
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

The "tee" sale drew q crowd to J.
II. Gtearns today.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Bargain news Is always good news
TO the householder. There Is plenty
OF II In tonight's Optic.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Peoples minds as well rs their Gu
riosity over that mysterious "69" will
be relieved tonight.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15
Make Your TAX Returns.

Deputy assessor ". II. Rosberry has
established an office for the receipt
of assessment returns for precinct
20 at Ga Douglas Ave. Returns
should be made promptly. 3-11l.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Davis 4 Sydes will help ont our
Spring Balance" II you will help out
theirs. See page Z. 4.95.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Chapman lodge will meet Monday
evening TO confer the r. G. degree.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Weather fair tonight and Sunday and
warmer tonight; maximum g.; min.
imum, 80.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15
L0CALNUCCETS /
~~>~~>~~~>>>>>
Race Meet


. Race Meet. Q
. June 8, Q and 7 . . meet will .
. b held In Las Vegas under the .
= auspices Of the Western Racing cir. .
. cult. The best horses In the west .
. will bs here. Liberal purses will =
. be offered and the program will =
b attractive. Particulars will b =
. given upon application 10 r. z. .
. TwItehslI, president, or r. J. Tau =
= per-, sserstary Of the Las Vegas .
. Driving association. .
90 %
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Look on page . for Enchanted
Wood. 4.6s.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15

Every housewife IL interested In the
big I'D on page Z tonight. 4.96
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-04-15
doubled Their Business.

Eighteen months ago the Meridian Restaurant on II. II.
Avenue, purchased a Majestic Range, using same day and
night. Last week they found their business had Just doubled
and that they needed a bigger range Mr.. Brawner, without
a moments hesitation, ordered a No. 90 Hotel Majestic, not
even pricing auy other kind, so well pleased was he with his
small Majestic. The new range is now in use at the Meridian
and is the largest range in use in Las Vegas.
Ludwig VIM. Ilfeld, Sole Agent:
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-02-22
IN MEMoR1AM.

Miss Julia Ann Arnold, born in FAY.
cite Co.. Pa. March 2, 1917. deceased
Feb Is, 1905, at Den:son, Iowa, lacking
but fifteen days of lightweight years
of age. Though small of stature she
had usually enjoyed good health, and
until bowed with age her erect figure
evinced sound constitution.
In intellect she was bright, and
her memory remarkably retentive. Up
to her last illness she had been an ON
niverous reader, and her intelligence
was wide and varied rather than deep
or critical. Beside being we'll read in
modern history she was posted in Brit
ish and Continental heraldry, familiar
with the scriptures and church litera-
ture, and interested in the knowledge
of the work of foreign missions.
At the age of fifteen she was con-
verified in Baptist meeting held in a
Presbyterian church; and four years
later, incident toa change of residence,
SuduSON ucl C1ulCu IOldllOu W luC
Methodist Episcopal body. and contin-
ued in this church until her decease.
In recent years she had expressed a
longing to depart this life and be at
rest with God Having rarely been
seriously i'll she greatly bemoaned her
sufferings in her last sickness, and fire.
quently prayed for merciful release.
yet did not waver in her confident ex-
pectation of eternal life Her bodily
pain subsidized the day previous to her
decease. and the closing hours were
without struggle, or other evidence of
pain. The funeral service was con-
Quoted by the Presbyterian minister,
Rev. w. E. Bryce, and the Baptist pas
tor, Rev. q E. Morphy, in the M E.
parsonage, where she had resided with
her half brother, Rev. Emory Miller
Serenely she has passed to her heavenly
home.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-02-22
NEW IMPLEMENT FIRM.

The Denison implement Co. is the
name of the new firm which will open
its doors for business in the Carey
building east of the Germania Hall on
or about March 1st, with q full and
complete line of Buggies, wagons and
Farm Implements known as the Canton
line of goods.
Mr.. Gustav Stegeman will be the
general manager of the firm. Mr..
Stegeman is we'll known throughout
The county as good, competent mach
inc man. He invites his old friends
to call on him and to investigate the
Canton line of Farm Implements and
other goods PERTAINING to the nipple.
ment business before buying. Mr.
stegeman informs us that his firm will
not handle trust-made goods and he
asks for his share of the patronage o.
the people. We wish the new firm sue
cess.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-02-22
A NARROW ESCAPE.

When the REVIEW office boy came up
to build the fires this morning he found
one already started 1t was in the base
ment and had evidently smouldered all
night. No fire alarm was turned in, bu
the chemical engine was brought out and
used effectively. The damage was Slight
but the scare was awful.
We wish to thank those members of the
fire company who so willingly came to our
aid Had the fire been discovered fifteen
minutes later the whole Office would have
gone, as the smouldering wood had already
burst into flame. The fire undoubtedly
started from an apparently dead cinder
from the stove. We are sincerely thank
full for our escape from misfortune and
shall try to take extra precaution in the
future.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-02-22
pENlsoN in WASHINGTON.

At the earnest request of the editor
Mrs. Gulick has consented to allow US to
publish a part of letter recently received
from Miss Gulick describing a valentine
luncheon given for Miss Ethel by her
aunt Mrs. Shaw. Enid certainly had
the prettiest luncheon, the table looked
lovely il the center was mound of red
carnations and two smaller ones on the
ends. From the chandler was suspended
a heart made of red carnations a dart
running through. The place cards were
cupids and at each place was little red
heart shaped box filled with candy.
The menu was first fruit relish, end
clam soup, 3rd lobster croquets moulded
in heart shape with lobster bone to
make it look like a chop, 4th patties
moulded in heart shape filed with cream
ed sweet breads and mush rooms 5th chick
en- jelly with foie-du grais. with this fruit
salad the ice cream heart shape with an
narrow pewter run through and each
heart on nest of spun sugar.
The candies, coffee and cream de-men-
the in the parlor. Miss Hitchcock sat on
my left and Miss Durand daughter of the
English ambassador on my right. Enid sat
at one end and at the other. The guests
were Miss De Azpiroz, daughter of the
Mexican Ambassador, Miss Durant daugh-
ter of tine English ambassador, Miss Wal
ker Martinez daughter of the Chilean min
lister, Miss Morton, Miss Hitchcock, Miss
Anderson Moore Ridgely, the Misses Lo-
bel of France and Miss Black. So many
of the girls are Foreigners and all very
nice. Wednesday helped receive, we had
about eighty-hve callers, Mrs. Conner and
many of the ladies from the Hamilton
among the number
Yesterday we went to the Capitol we
went into congress for little while. Mr..
Conner just happened to look up at us he
is the best looking man in the ASSEMBLY, l
think "
We are sure our readers will feel in
debsed to Mrs Gulick, as we do, for al
lowing US to share the pleasure of this
letter.