The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-26
N7ith the Long Boz.
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II -"Rye aaturs,s walks, shoot,folrr nsues"
4 NEW baldheaded remedy is being exploited. When
~ they get fertilizer that will raise lawn an
asphalt the remedy genius may be able
to make good.
The price Of sausages has been advanced by the beef
trust This great loss The sausage of today stuffed
with flannel rag and beef grse and bears about much
resemblance to bursting sizzling sausage of the fathers
as an Indiana novel does to 81 Our Mutual Friend.''
There is bunch of real estate activity along Mount
Curve that makes old residents who have been hold
ing since 1867 sit up and take notice.
what Rojesvenskys policy does not yet appear
but it likely shortly to become quarresome policy
in the Equitable s.... -&#r
Upper Hennepn avenue residents again suffering
from stone-cutters' consumption.
The Menominee Times wishes to be called by his
first He says:
There is something in being called by your
first that strikes down into the center of
your heart and stirs up warmth that is good
to feel. "Heo, Jack, "Hello, BILL seem
to carry spirit Of democracy that is good
There is too much red tape in practice. MI
does not appear cards.
What has become of the who in the early DAYS of
the republic used to sit around and white? Either they
had time then life not at the
present day. The probabilities that the growth of the
trusts has killed the whittier If he attempted to carry
this occupation today would have his pet nailed
to the barn before sundown Joplin Mo-, however, brag
cling about judge named Pepper who preserves that good
old fashion Of sicing stick of soft pine diversion
whites habitualy while sitting the bench conduct Of
trials and by dournment time the floor of his rosm is
covered with fragrant shavngs
This shows that the good old customs not dead but
merely dormant. When Bryan is elected there is likely be
such sudden outburst of Jacksonan whiting that the
shavngs will make white trail three times around the
earth.
The Lidgerwood N. d. Broadaxe tells of Dutchman who
refused pay IS fare He stated that
before he would pay than Is cents he would get off
and walk The conductor stopped his train and put him off,
The Dutchman ahead of the engine and started walk
The engineer began to blow the whistle The Dutchman
said:
'You can vissle all you want to- Won't pack.''
resident of Butterield inn has proposed that Fargo
60 into the 'rhumsm' business with him. The mayor Of
Fargo has received letter Of which this is part:
to the mare of Fargo n d.
in Sse1 ~ a @S8R y ysy that as am 1nfs
the. rh9n9sgs Business IS t, start a hospital in
yogr town ?s.l yi4 Aslp 23e to come and you
folks fE1nish BAe building Complete with furni-
tpps&ana a4tk Will maya SCI it and it an do
mypwp y for taont givs any ttqedicene inside
tal5hAi vill have to take .< a4fair size building
for'the business on the out'slirts' Of town have
anEal4 to gather lferept plain that is sure cure
it's sfnethipg tba$ ra1is"bi money for
yoqatN4 as wel;'aS1I NY segt
have sure cure far tRRe rbumitism with
out atdabt havet t1yed it, and; found it all
night Yam formily froqa indipa and will say
there Aaipt ady THAT can 44apa we'll as
59sss Is ss sf offer fife aeF
and successful hospital of the kind in the Us
aad there viii bee pedpls ifaom all over the
cop4ty to bee. Cured and they will spend some
moneX while they ayeS44heree.
II don't claim to- BE- a Or or surgeon or any
tblng Of the klna laws n&pipp is! 50 could not
sta4f one hepe, qr mankado would Of had it the
paSe 9VantsA it when Sef Took at the law he
said we could not make it so thought would
dncp YOU a few lines.
rhe mare still 6as tbh offer under consideration bit
& feels little skittish about it. r.
crusade for aptseptic viskens is being made in New
saa THAT PROMISES ouble for peqe ya hang draperies
over their counenances com1piee whisker experts
has presented to Dr. Darlington Of New
York. several plans for the proper sifection of Deep
Tangled Wildwood whiskers the kind that carry scarlet
fever germs BIRDS nests and drftuaod If it is lawful
to get down and vaccnate him force it must also
be lawful to hold him while BACTERIA expert kills his
whiskers But it is bad pying into the
tents OF mans fringe. There knowing what NAV be
found under the surface Instead Of pryng into them we
to box them Let every who wears beard he
obliged to carry pasteboard box or whiskers mask of
q some kind. "A r
GIRLS WEDDING CLUBS ~
IEDDING clubs have Of late been formed among the