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/ hope that n-ne will care 10 Cay
I'm glad the rascal's dead. "
Louisville Coar. er-Joarnsl.
NEWS OF THE RIVERS
Dull Day at the 'wharf-ohio Still
Continues to Fall-uniqee Mas
cot on Boat.

Yesterday. Saturday. a dull day u.
uary ON the river. proved no excep-
ton thereby following the precedent
set for by all days in the past week.
Cool weather, such as has been eX-
perienccd for several days, is rather
trying on passenger traffic and IN con.
sequence the living freight on packets
has been as light as the entries at the
wharf boat
Even the river seems to be in a
lethargic state. the rise and fan for
almost the entire week having been
slight each day. Yesterday afternoon
at O'Clock the stage registered 36.9
feet. fan OF % in "a hours, or the
greatest move the river has made in
four days But when it does get
tarted TO drop river men mp and
down the ent re course who are In
charge of bargcs. boats, or RATS which
ere tied win be kept busy polling them
off tho bank o that the receding wa
t-r will nj leave them high and dry.
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lis sex and multiplied the cost by ten.
II is now represented as a $500 heifer.
and one Of the cartoonists has gone
50 far as to portray the Democratic
donkey as obiecting TO the golden
calf and saying that either the $500
heifer' OF it tthe Donkey has got TO
go,' 1t IS a pity that a farmer must
be thus ridiculed when he attempts
10 improve his stock 1t is only a
short time ago that he was being hela
up 10 public scorn because he. in a
jocular mcod. said that he had left
his pillow in the field and FASTENED to
a Democratic banquet. This state
ment was made the text for several
sermons, on the carelessness of farm
ers who left their farm machinery ex-
20 81 to the weather This was real.
" a Just crit cisp, aad the eiitor o,
Tho Commoner has taken It TO heart
and win in the future he more careful
With his pillow. but there is no excuse
tor the gross cvaggcration as to the
rios of he calf"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

Or. Darlington. commissioner OF the
New York board of health, msses the
interesting suggestion that II the own
'es Of the ten theatsrs In that city
which Chief Croker says ought to he
rebuilt we're driven to that trifling en-
pense the city would In jsstce have
70 reimburse them Tor the li5 900 or
$50 600 each witch they ,have spent
s.nce thst time last year on improve
meats and alterations ordered by the
board Of health for the osteusible pur.
rose OF making the houses safe.
There are no quasi public buildings in
New York upon which SO much
Money has been spent as on the thea
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Al HORSE AND BuoGY.

There is an old saving. Beware Of
TIE Greek bearing Gifts
It II a questisn Of grave concern
whether public officer should aceep
valuable gift from source whose
Interests, in the discharge Of his Of
fetal duties, he may have occasion 10
antagon zet
af sesnetof the "seleqt friends Of
ChIdf of Fol &c MART Egan have pre-
seniea him with a fire horse and
buggy Tie names Of the donors to
the fund which purchased the lfig arc
withheld. II was preferred that the
names be not printed But the Bul
. letin l.arns that the bulk of the
money subscribed came from saloon
keepers In SIS and $50 humps
The question naturally arises. WIN
this sudden admiration Of the saloon
koepers for the new Oh ef of police,
They have all been living in Cairo for
several years and the saI9onkeepets
did not manifest any great regard FOR
tie new chief, especially to the point
Of presenting him with fine horse
ana buggy Why this sudden burst
or Affection?
The saloonkeapers and others may
think this is "a private matter" and
] TINT he Bulletin has no right to &C
into theee facts, but the Bullet I
inks otherwise Mart Egan is tnf
representative Of the people. He Is
Their sworn public efficer-sworn e
3 enforce the law, and The people hay'
d right 70 know that because Of hi
occupancy Of A POWERFUL OFFICE
q certain cement has made him
= cody present. iespf AIN sns slfp en-
that has profitei and may profit i
the future by failure to enforce tn
law
The Bulletin S informed from
source which cannot be doubted the
the presentation was to have bee
ec-ct, ana Y leaked out unintentiol
allynpon 9 rart d Of tKaprm
rlo~ers in he matter
Thee Bulletin does not intimate th,
the new chief Of pol &C can be- brlbc
w'tha horse and buggy Indeed,
ffleres he could MOI be- Bu, neve
theless he the peoples servant, /
sponsible to the people. he is occur
ing one Of the peoples offces---onea
their mos important offlces--a
when tribute Is paid to that off
the people have a right 10 know
and who paid the tribute.
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Farmr w J. Bryan the other GAY
bought y calf for which he paid $40
but the calf had not been delivered
before the Republican editors OF the
III rniry hadF multiplied ,thsalNfcef by
ten and made It $500. In his Common-
or this week Mr.. Bryan says: ~
MIR. Bryan Is again the victim d
m representation. He recently bought
a hornless Jersey calf at the very req
sonable price OF $50. but before The
calf could reach Fairyiew BY freight
the Republican editors had changed
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REWARD.

THE BULLETIN COMPANY
WILL PAY a REWARD OF
TEN DOLLARS FOR The
ARREST AND CONVICTION
or ANY PEI SON Fo7
STEALING TIE BULLETIN
FROM THE PREMISES OF
SUBSCRIBERS.
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GOOD INTENTIONS.

tfterwhile and one intends
81 be gentler TO his friends
20 walk with them in the hush
n still evenir IS. DER the plush
.,lf home-leadlng fields, and stand
long at parting, hand in hand,
One, in time, will joy to take
New resolves for some ones axe.
md wear then the ok that he's
Clear and pure n others eyes
He will soothe and reconcile
His own conscience after while.
Al, the endless after whites!
Leagues on Leagues aud miles on
miles,
II the distance far withdrawn,
Stretching on, and on and on,
Till the fancy is footsore
md faints in the dust before
rhe last milestones gran te face.
lacked with here beginneth space
Q far glimmering worlds and wings,
Mystic smiles and beck nings,
Lead us through the hadowy aisles
Out into the after whites.
James Whitcomb Riley
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II Presi nj Roaseyeltis firm in his
efusal % for third term AMI II
his successor must be a Reputl en-,
The Bulletin sec nds the noninatio
( Secretary Taft. the ablest man in
the G O. P ranks without question.
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ctANcERY NOTICE.
STATE or ILL ofs. /

Alexander county, I
IL the Alexander couD'y circuit court. July
erip, lah. In chanenrv sitting.
Riii n cha"cery for par iiiln assignment OF
Inwes aua other relief
PAtfi X. Ecsaven, Sellie j. Bunch and
Lnu tla Larson complain snis VS. j Scntt
McRavsn. irene Mic teI, Jane ~lnsabangh,
Pilgrim Mckay II, Tnrwin McRxyen, III Me-
Raven, Renjanin McIsaYen. Mack MeRavcn,
Curtis McRasea, Mary McR, Catner aud the
u inuis Genital haii company defendants
The above nained defendants ar. her, b Duti-
fed thai said complaiesnis have this q y flied
in said cnurt - certain bill in chaurerv fo~ par
titiau. assignment of dover and othe, lief
tRai 81 them and tn summons has
issued thereon turnable on y tifst dav OF the
next term ! aid c.,uFi, he hold " at The
ourt house in sairo, Illinois, on tue 10Th day
of Juiy next.
cairo, Illinois, May 77th. A D., 1875,
LEE Il. DAVIS CLERK.
David 3. Lans Ten cttnpla nant's goli itor.
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His occupation.

What are you doing. James,"
Running a correspondence school
II Instruction in anc'e history and
mythology"
Great Scott. What do you knew
o. ancient history and mythology"
Nothing"
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SHEARS AND PASTE.
kindest Thing

kindest Thing.
Ranter-"I thought this paper was
fir endly to me"
Editor-"So it is. What's the mat
ter now"
Ranter'I made a speech at the
banquet last night, and you didn Z
print line OF H."
Editor Well? What further proof
Lid you want Of our friendship"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

iIetty Green says society coets
40 much money and she can't afford
b let her laughter 20 into it. Some
ne ought 10 take up a collection for
lefty. She only worth SEQ 900 900
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NM Buileti1 May !
sfairio A(aioA lEaglel Z

Dear Gus:I have solved the
notherin law problem, just give her
resularly Hollis er's Rocky Mountain
Fea. II will make her healthy. hap
ny and docile as a lamb, s. cents,
Tea. or Tablets, r. G, schuh &
Sons ~
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Alexander County, Poouiation a2o
Board OF County Commissioners
j. j. JENNELLE. Chairman.
GEORGE PARSONS,
DR Erwin ] CAUSE

- ats. OF ILLINOIS, alexander county, IS.
Estate of Jesse Duncan, decea-ed. 10 MI per-
Sous inter- sted in said estate. Y,'u q here
hy Motif hat on Mendav, the 9Th day of
Jane, 1895, the unders gned admini trs or of
: Id estate VIII presett to he county court O
Al xander county, Al airo. Illinois. his final
repuri of his acts and duinxs such admiuis-
iratOr aud ask the c urt TO be discharged rom
a y and Hll fur her duties and pom sibl i'ies
connected wi h said estate and his sdminiS-
traton th.r of; at which time and place you
may be pr sent and resist such sppIica ion, If
YOU choose SO TO do. DAVID =, LANsDES.
Admin 4 ralor.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

The Washington Post speaks OF
Strike Leader Shea as One House
Shea. What did the autocrat of the
breakfast table ever do to the W. P.
10 merit This one horse parody?
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

The great ado the people of Phila-
lelphia are max ng over their mayor
shows what a curiosity they regard
an honest public official in that city.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

The Bulletin Is on sale at the fol
sowing places:
colensan's. ara Eighth street
-s..t4asa.day HOUSE ns~s atsnd.ses-s.s..s
Wsiker'a 10 Sixth street.
l'rlon News Co. Union depot.
Blue Front Restaurant.
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FOOLED HIM.

Wen always have it in for Clyde
Sullivan of the Cairo Bulletin We
noticed in NJ nday's issue the follow.
ne statemenfg Columbus. Ky, was
destroyed bE IRE. Loss st25,o00
Aftcr we had prepared lengthy ar.
ticle on the d sastrous confederation
expre sed regrets. etc., we noticed the
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

Or. osier says New York is frivol
nus we'll. New York is, considerably
over co years oil, doctor, and may be
n it, secoad childhood.
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Vary Desirable.

Nordy Yes; know Burroughs,
live next door to him, in fact.
Butts-Is he desirable neighbor?
N rdy-Well, yes. on and on he
has desired the loan of most every
hing We have.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

No doubt tha Missing Link felt
strange
And wondered for a while,
He had no tail 10 wag for joy.
And knew not how to smile.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

ST. Isaac's cathedral in ST. Peters
urg is the costliest church in the
World. Il CO { $4,000. odo
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

Gen. Ncdzu, spent the winter just
past In ctndying typewriting. Cen.
Kuroki raised barnyard fowls.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

Aid Hamburger OF New York City
has been in office three and q half
years and has united COCO people In
wedlock
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28
April, 1905.

The above lis a correct statement OF
the rculation Of the Cairo Bulletin.
daily aud Sunday. for the year 1901
and for the first four months Of the
year 1905
CLYDE SULLIVAN, W
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn 70 befoFe NE
this first day " May, 1905
Z. L. GILBERT
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

King Leopold will leave a fortune
Of $40 0a0.00 most of which will go 70
the Belgian people for works Of public
utility. He regards bis daughters as
Lear Cid Regain and Goneril The
daughters will get about $4,000
apiece.
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CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average daily and Sunday circu-
lalion for one year ending De-
eember 81. 1904 .......... "a, s4S
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation for January 1905 .r....2.o45
rebruars 1905 2,034
March, 1905 ............,..2 .osS
April. 1906 .....--.........'2,22o
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Az n sometimes Hannens.

YES they were married in hs te
And repented at leisure, eh?
No; they repentei almost immedi
ately.'
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MOVEMENT OF soATs.

The towbcat Fulton arrived at 6 a.
n. vertcrday from Louisville with II
hargrs Of coal and returned at 10
O'Clock TO that city with a tow OF
ampties
The Mary Michael passed at IL
o'clock yesterday morning from the
lower Mississippi with one barge q
lumber for the upper Ohio.
The Ferd Harold arrived at
O'clock yesterday afternoon and de-
narted at ) O'Clock She was out OF
ST. ouis bound for memphis AMI had
on hoard a party cf excurslonists.
The Herman Paepcke arrived yc;
ferday afternoon from the lower Mis-
sissippi with two barges of logs for
the Chicago Mill and Lumber com
pany.
Tho Wash Honshell came in at y,
m. from the lower Miss ssippi with
one barge OF wood for Cincinnati She
| -sturned down tire river at 900
o'clock last night with tow Of
empties
| Tho Russell Lord, from the lower
I Missl sippi, came In al o'clock with
four barges e ties for the upper
ionic.
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little behind.

Prince Metchusky. proprietor of q
Russian newspaper, has made the
startling di covery that Gen. Kurapat-
kn's defeats in the far East are due
10 an intellectual miserable which
causes people to become dissatisfied
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

All Illinois Central, Mobile a. Ohio
and Cotton Belt trains arrive and de
part form Central station, corner O
Second street and Ohio street
All Big Four and Iron Monntah
rains arrive and depart from II
Union station, Second ST. Get and Con
mercial avenue.
Mail may be deposited 10 the box =
he transfer station. located at Cen
tral station, 20 minutes before the -
parturr III any train
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

daylight functions and the less formal Of evening ones as well
thing there simply limit
the these the illustration
chinothe best Of them aun
In handkcr
embroidered separately the
the whole heavy
unit stitch show tho utmost adj
combined with heavy raised blind
OF scaoped butcnhoe
embroidery thick double white chiffon which
Of the
continued either side OF the fastening as
shoulder
front the doubewdt oneFeam
crepe cutting to oddly shaped pieces
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

The empress Of China has expends
thus far $4,000 600 on her mausoleum
near Picking
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28
.l inns Furnish Tooth brushes.

"7iN INNS FuFnIsh Doth Brushes,
Japanese inns furnish fresh tooth
hrnshfs every morning free TO every
Nwsestp THE brush Is Of wood shaped
| Aka a ,pench. and frayed to fluffy
arush of fiber at the large end.
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Linoerinq Kind.

Mrs. Newlywed II don't know
whether to bake pie or cake for
dinner"
Chum- Which " Il last Ionger?"
Mrs. Newiywed--"O It doesn't make
much difference One is as bad as
the other.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

Payne Whitney Is enricling his long
Island estate with a $4,000 fence.
within which deer are to be Kept.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE

william Dean Howels and family
have settled for the summer at XII
terry Point, Me. ~
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A CHOICE.

On wealth have no corner gee!
own no bonds ncr stocks;
No IN mes nor lands belong to me
Nor any tainted rocks.
No merchant prince or kirg am |,
No magnate. goodness knows;
But no man snarls az | pass by,
~Ah, there the rascal go 8.
| da not hand college out
AT least three times day;
Nor do | scatter booka about
Nor organs give away
To every church from Cork 70 Fez-
I found no homes. gee Whit
But no one points to me and says,
"Ah, there the rascal is"
To money have is doubtless fine
But friends are something. too;
III take good fellowship FOR mine
Nor care what Others do
And when I rest beneath the clay,
A tablet at my head,
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Connected.

The Dude-"I am connected with
nearly all the county families, bal
Jovel"
Floss e." Really BY telephone.
suppos p
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

Queen Marher'ta Of Italy. widow OF
King Humbert, Is one Of the few per.
sonages OF Europe who sympathize
with Japan.
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois. Poe
uiatlon f6.t4y.

Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk, R, A. HATCHER
Treasurer. JAMES QUINN.
Comptroller, z. S. DEWEY.
Police Magistrate. A. J, ROSS.
Chief of Police, NJ, S. EGAN
Alexander County, Ponuiation 22o
County Judge WM. s DEWE
County Clerk. JESSE T.. MILLER
Circuit Clerk. LIEF b. DAVIS
Sheriff, JAS S. ROCHE
Coroner. DR. JAS, NJ McMANtls
Assessor and Treasurer. FRANK !
DAVIS. -
County Superintendent of school,
PROF. JOHN SNYDER
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

The Rev ", w Knickerbocker, de.
posed for heresy from Los Angelen
Trinity Methodist Episcopal church
eighteen months ago. Is now worth
100000, made in mining.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

George Gould and August Belmont
are in contest TO see which can ac.
cumulatc the most money in the short.
est time. Belmont rs said 10 be max.
Ing $1,e0O,OOO q month, with Gould Just
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

The Mary Michael passed At IL
O'clock yesterday morning from the
lower Mississippi with one barge q
lumber for the upper Ohio.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28
Shameless.

Oh. Id be forever happy,
And my lucky stars I'd thank
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

John Ball Osborne, who was recent
~ app: inted chef " the bureau Of
trade relations OF The department of
state. is a son OF The late Gen. E s.
Osborne, who was a member OF con
gross for three terms.
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Concluded on Second Page.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-05-28

The City Of Savannah arrived On
her regular trip from St Lou to the
Tennessee river at . o'clock last nigh
and left at 1880
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-01-13
WOULD KILL lNcURABLES.
French Professor Advocates Ending
Lives of Seriously Afflicted
Patients.

A French professor is advocating the
establishment of deathrooms in hospit-
ais, where patients affected with incur
able diseases who have lost all desire
to prolong their days may at their own
request be sent painlessly out of the
world, says the Newark News. 1t isex-
tremely doubtful II such measures will
ever be adopted in France or any other
civilized country. Occasionally peoplu
are met with among ourselves who pro-
fess to believe that this kind of work
is done in some hospitals, but they are
quite wrong. 1t is the business of the
physicians and all those connected with
the care OF the sick to prolong human
life, not to shorten it, and under no cir
cumstances whatever do they consider
themselves justified in departing from
this rule. To put people to death be-
cause OF incurable disease would tend m
diminish the sanctity of human life and
possibly open the door to the commis-
sion OF many crimes.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-01-13
RIVAL RIGHTS IN VOLCANO.
Four Communes Near Mount Vesuvius
Assert Proprietary Powers
Over the Domain.

Nesuvius, with its eruption, has
done more than provide magnificent
fireworks to attract the foreigners; IL
has set four communes-Resipa. Tore
Del Greco. Boscotrecase and Ottaiano
by the ears. Each claims that the
volcano stands within its confines. II
not all, the greater part OF il, aud that
II (the commune) can thus claim the
taxes OF the guides, Cooks railway
and the one hundred and one other
things which yield money. The quar-
rel is pretty one. and bids ran 10 be
amending. as no sooner have The con-
fines been established and a compare
tive, If disconnected. peace patched up
than the volcano belches forth new
lava, forms new hills and valleys and
obliterates the confines Since the
late eruption feeling has risen TO such
heights that the people of one COM
mune throw stones at those of the
others, and refuse TO speak as they
pass by. Each declares that II has an
cient documents to prove its rights be-
yond dispute. but when the moment
comes for exhibiting them they some
how have misplaced them. They
would have been the most useful OF
the council of state. TO whom they
have appealed. but they carrot be
found. Meanwhile. until the quarrel
is settled. Resina has decidedly the
best OF IL. as. while the others were
terror-stricken. she boldly liked her
confines by herself taking In the
whole mountain.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-01-13
COURTSHlP BEGINS WHEN?
Famous English Judge Finds Himself
Facing Perplexing Prob
lem in Court

When does courtship begin7 At the
moment when man first meets his
affinity? AT the time when he real
ICES that 1.-The only girl in the world"
is his affinity? Or at the time when
he determines to let her guess his
views on the subject? asks tie Chi
cago Tribune.
This delicate question was raised In
the English probate and divorce court
The president. Sir Francis JeuLe. was
compelled to admit that the solution
was beyond him. The pom. was
raised in this way: young man
named George Whitehead was asking
the court to declare that the Scotch
marriage between his parents was
valid. His mother, Mrs Whitehead
was called as a witness in support of
his case, and gave evidence About her
eourtship, which began, she said. in
the gardens that flank Princes street
in Edinburgh. How long mao your
husband been counting you wien he
proposed to you?" asked counse. Mrs
Whitehead hesitated. finding ne query
hard 10 answer. and The president
came to her rescue. Can anyone saw
that?" he remarked. Il d,iutd = a
man knows himself when h. arst he
gins to court girl"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-01-13
DEATH OF MRS. JONES.

Mrs Rebecca Jones. who has be, u
ill at the home Of her son, C. WI
Jones on Main street, died last night
IN her 72nd year.
For several years past, Mrs. Jones
has been in bad health, and her
death last night was not wholly un-
expected by her friends. Before
marriage Mrs. Jones was a Miss
Migglnbotham. of Knob. Her hus-
bands death occurred about lG years
ago.
The deceased leaYes two sons and
three daughters, viz: Mr.. Jos. Jones,
of North Tazewell, c. w. Jones, of
Tazewell; Mrs. Alice Shrowd, of
Kentucky; Mrs. Eliza p. Cubine,
wife of T.. M. Cubine, of Cedar Bluff,
and Mrs. John w. Whit, Tazewell.
The interment will occur at Liber-
ty Hill, her former home.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-01-13
MODERN PILGRIM VILLAGE.
Town Of Duxbury at Plymouth Bay
Is as Picturesque as in
Antiquity.

Quantity picturesque is the little Pill
grim town OF DuXbury. declares Austin
Cook. in Four-Track News. The water
OF Plymouth bay washes its long sandy
beach. while 10 the south rises the green
slope OF Captains hill. II was the sec
ond settlement made by our forefathers.
and still clinging to il are the memories
OF those early days. Miles Standish was
the ruling spirit and at one time owned
the greater part Of the village. Who
does not feel personal affection for the
redoubtable" captain. with his quick
temper and his warm heart? Although
not at that time a member OF the Pilgrim
communion, he left ali the wealth and
luxury OF his ancestral home in England
and cast his lot with these devout and
sincere people. and most efficiently did
he serve them. Before they left the
May Hover" he was chosen military
commandant. and soon proved his cour-
age by penetrating into an Indian en-
campment and dealing with them so
summary that ever after they stood In
awe or the man. who tho little in stat
ure' was great in strength"