davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The sun., 1905-12-20
LILY WESTON DEAD.
Cancer the Cause. but Her Foster Mother
Thinks She Was Starved.

Iiy Weston, formerly we'll known
vaudeville actress, died Of cancer OF the
stomach at her home, 1876 Kosciusko street,
BROOKLYN, yesterday. Some time later
Mrs. Elizabeth Woolsey, her foster mother
entered the house and declared the actress
had been starved to death. She alleged
that the people with whom Miss Weston
lived had conspired to keep her away from
the bedside. Mrs. Woolsey was forced
to leave the house. Recently she made
application at the Gates avenue court for
summons to have Miss Hattie Gates, with
whom Miss Weston lived, explain why she
was starving the actress.
Miss Weston never knew who her parents
we're. When she was one year old she
was found by Mrs Woolsey and adopted.
Mrs. Woolsey had the girl educated in ST.
Joseph's Convent. Particular attention was
given to her musical talents. which showed
themselves in her early teens At 10 she
was able to play almost any instrument.
Twenty-Five years ago she made her
initial appearance at Hyde d Behman's
Theatre in Brooklyn. She appeared in,
musical sketch dressed as boy. She
played the violin, banjo, drum, bells piano
and other Instruments. She was successful
in her specially. Her last appearance was
at the Orpheum Theatre, in Brooklyn, about
two and a half years ago.
Fifteen years ago Miss Weston left her
foster mother. She went to live with the
Gates family. She has since been with
them. They said that Miss. Weston left
Mrs. Woolsey because she felt that she
was not treated as foster child should be
treated. No..
ave did everything we could for Miss
Weston" said Miss Gates. "She was my
best friend and | had travelled with her:
Mrs. Woolsey's lima gination has misled her: y
as Miss Cecilia A. Woosey. She was about
The sun., 1905-12-20
H. A1tnta&1 & On:
TRAVELLING GOODS AND LEATHER NOVELTIES

Leather Goods for travelling and motoring and novelties
for mems and womens use in SEAL alligator lizard. warv
and pisskin:
Automobile Hampers containing service for two. four
six persons; Travelling Bags and Suit Cases. with and with
out fittings; Dressing and Writing Cases; Razor Sets
Collar and Cuff Boxes and Bags; Magazine and Book
Covers, Portfolios, Photograph Frames Carriage. Enve
lope and Shopping Bags Opera Bags fitted with glasses
watch and fan; Glove Boxes. Jewel Cases. Desk and
Travelling Clocks Automobile and Carriage Clocks; Ha.
Boxes, Purses Gard Gases and Bill Books.
The sun., 1905-12-20
Concert or Fionz,ley Quartet.

Tho Flonzaley Quartet gave its second
concert last night in Chamber Music Hall
Its programme embraced Beethoven = fami-
lar quartet opus ls, No. 2; the andante
from Robert Fuchs's quartet in minor,
opus 82; the vivace from Max Rogers quar-
tet in y minor, opus II, and Smetana' S
Meinem I.ehen." Little can be added to
what was said of the style of this, quartet
after it's first concert, II plays with much
vigor, with pronounced accontuation ard
with temperament but without finish. II
was quite at home in such a romantic and
warmly colored work as the Smetana
quartet.
The sun., 1905-12-20
EERNHARDT AS "MAGDA."
A Brilliant Performance in Full Keeping
With the Play.

Madame Bernhardt appeared last night
a, Mdgd1 in Sudermann's 'Heimat,' which
tho programme, with the originality OF Its
kind in such matters, called comedy.
Her performance inevitably recalls GER
tain controversy of old on the respective
merits Of French and Italian acting in this
German play. Much has been said. and
will he said but few have changed their
minds.
Resisting all temptations to belong to
other nations, Nine. Bernhard plays the,
part in the splendid, highly expressive and
comman ling manner peculiar to herself.
She may be lacking in the subtler shading
and more intimate divinations OF the part
but at best these are not the matters OF
chief moment; Sudermann is past master
Of the rhetoric of the acted drama, and
so is Nine. Bernhardt. The conjunction
Of the two makes strongly for vigor and
unity Of effect
The audience, which crowded the theatre,
was clearly of this mind, and applauded
spontaneously and vigorously. Nine.
Bernhardt was beautiful as always, and
her gowns magnificent.
The sun., 1905-12-20

IRVING PL. THEATRE. To. night LAST TIME
uNVBNu Gertrud Arnold Harry Walden In
Heyerman's Comedy. Drama kettenglieder.
The sun., 1905-12-20
pAMNnnOKEas, SALES.


JULIUS sHoNGooD. Auctoncer by Joseph
Shongood's sons. AuCt's, "a Bowcrj:
Dec % Diamonds, jcwelry, &c. y Scllnger. 63i
I'd av.; Marks Loan once. 2O57 Sd aN,
Dec 20 Mems and women's clothing, DC.
pledged 10 bee 10. 1901. l.. Bruckhclmcr Co., 7a8
I'd aV: D. Bruckhcimcr Co.. 2235 sd nv.
Dec ?l-Clothing, dc, NJ. a. Newman. c43 Colum'
bus av.: Sig, Freund ?722 sd av, , ~
Is6 Bowcry; Ned Harlan, $50 Hudson ST. Also
Nos 22sT2 10 27825 ! Harris, jlS 9th av.
Dec. 20 22Icwelry. &c, pledged to Dec. is. 1901.
Alex. Frcund. l5io I'D av.
Dec. n-Men's and women's clothing, &c. u.
Glaser 5S Catherine ST. G. Edclstcin Co.. 2t2
lst av. (sutc rssors TO 4. lawrence.
Dec % Clothing &c. Ned Harlan, 400 Hudson
ST. Also all pledged with S. Turk, bankrupt. 1884
ID nv.
The sun., 1905-12-20

l.. L. F1RU SKI. Auct., 20 Bowcry. sells 10 a. M;
deemed watches, diamonds jcwclry Of every kind,
sllverware, firearms. instruments and pledges OF
every description pledged prior TO dates and under
ticket numbers specified both inclusive also all
older ones reserves from previous sales
Dec 2i-0tder VIM. Simpson. el Park row:
pledges prior oct 81, 1904, TO No. G212l
Dec 2l-Ortler ". & L. Bruckhclmcr. 2los sd
av.: clothing, &c, pledged prior Dec; II. l9oi,
bee 2s Order S. Stern, l27l Sih av.; pledges
PRIOR lgcc. IS. lloI, TO No. 1906
CFNTRNL AUCTION co, NJ SHFEH.iN, Auo.
tionecr. 1872 and l5l Canal St. w sell AT 10 80 A. NJ:
Dec 20 BY T.. Berger. 4Uo eth av, 400 West 42d
st. diamonds jrwery, &C. pledged 10 Dec 10. 1904.
Dec 20 -By N, l.. FuIlan, O59 10Th av.; clothing,
ac. Nos. Hisj Nov. o, To 45j9n DEG. 10. 1904. \
Pee ?l-By II. Goody; jcwelry &c.
Dec. ?l-By II. Lavery co;hing, &c.
Dec - by u. Berger, 400 9Th av. 400 West i2d
ST.: clothing 10 Dec 10. 1901.
The sun., 1905-12-20
ADJUSTMENTS.
'IM,fETRSPOIITHS OPERA HOUSE

METROPOLIIAN OPERA HOUSE.
Bcgue, Muhlmann. Conductor. Nigna.
Fri Evg., Dec. 70, at s:3O- "GOETTERDAEM-
MERrNG"-Nordica. Homer. Weed. Alien, Ralph;
hnote. Blass, Muhlmann. Conductor. Hertz.
Walker, Jomelli; Caruso, ScottI, Plancon. Bars.
Sat Ev., Dec 2s pop Prices. at s-"LA IRA
NlATA"-Sembrich. Jacoby. Bsuermeister; plppel
Sun akXND RXN PSc PsTcvp NGar @ o. c6@eERrp prices
RoSslni's "STABAT MATER preceded b. mis-
cell's concert. Sololsts s-Rappold, Homer, Ralph;
nIppc. Plancon Entire chorus and orchestra.
Won Att Dec. rs. AT 2--"DAs RHEINGoLD"--
Fr"mstad, Weed. Jacoby: Burgstaer. Van Rooy.
Gorltz, Dlppel. Reiss. Blass, Muhlmann' Cond.,
Mon: .Eyg.,, Dec. %, At $40" "FAENsEL, IND
GRETEL"- arbanell. Alten. Homer. Weed;
GorItz. Conductor. Mr.. Franko:
Wed. Aft. Dec, q, at l:so--"DTE WALKIERE"-
Walker, Fremstad: Homer; Burgstnller, Van Rooy.
fs Ned. Hvs.. Dec q, p'AMoRE".
SembrIch. Muford: CEruso, Scott. RosSi. Con
T6urs. Eft Dec Is. at 100" "SlEGFRIED"-
Weed, Jacoby. Altcn; knote. Van Rooy, Goritz,
Fl; AT. Dec; 20. q, lso-"GoET'rERDAEM-
RaSs, Muhlmann. Conductor. HERR
Fri. Evg Dec. 20. at S-"LA FANORlTA"-
Walker, lonellI: Caruso, Scotti. Plancon. Bars,
Conductor, Nigne.
sale of seats for next weeks performances be
gins Tomorrow, Thurs. at Q a. NJ Seats for
Mon. Wed. Thurs. and Fri. MatlneeS NOW ON
SALE. WEBER PIANO USED.
lkvINd Gertrud Arnold Harry walden in
UeyeTman's Comedy. Drama kettenHlieder.
The sun., 1905-12-20
yvETTE GUILBERT TO RETC RN
VIII Give a Series OF Matinee Recitais Mt
the Empire in February.

VIII Give Series OF matinee hecHais ~
the Empire in February.
Charles Frohman has made contract
with Yvette Guilbert for limited number
OF matinee recitals in this city in February
and March. Nine. Guilbert visited this
country only once, and that was years ago.
Since that time she has changed the form
of her enterta inment, and instead OF appear
ing alone she has formed a concert COM
pany Mr.. Frohman's contract calls for
the appearance here not only OF Nine.
GuiIbert but Of her entire company.
She presents her entertainment under
the title OF "Deux Siecles de Chansons,
which includes selections Of French songs
Of about the year 1880 and later songs of
the time Of 1880. In the former are n the
"Chansons Crinoline." Nine. Guilbert ap-
pears in the costumes Of both periods
The dates selected for the matinee recitals
to be given at the Empire are February
10. 20, 23, 20 and 27 and March and 2. There
may also be two Sunday night concerts,
The sun., 1905-12-20
D,xey to Play for Christmas Charity.

The proceeds Of the regular Wednesday
matinee performance to-day OF Henry
Dixey and the Madison Square Theatre
Company In "The Man On the Box" and
"David Garriok" are to be turned over to
the New York Branch Of the Dickens Fellow
ship for the purpose Of providing Christmas
tanned either at the theatre or through the
secretary Of the organization, Mrs. Fred
erick D. Nye, 0 East Thirty-second street.
The sun., 1905-12-20
News OF Plays and Players.

Olga Nethersole has secured the Ameri-
can and English rights to Paul Hervieu's
new drama, "Le Reveil" (The Awakening).
Miss Nethersole will present the play in New
York in April, according to present plans,
playing a return engagement at the Herald
Charles Frohman has decided to make an
elaborate production of Jeanne d. Arc, "
with a new setting. His Jeanne d'Arc"
will not be the same version that is now
being made for Beerbohm Tree.
The sun., 1905-12-20
Bar,t one Greder Sails.

Emil Greder, the barytone Of the Metro
politan Opera House, who attempted sui
eide last month, sailed yesterday for Genoa.
Mr.. Greder felt that he had few oppor-
tunities for advancement at the Metro
politan and was anxious to return to his
wife and child in Germany. He has an
offer from the opera house at Weimar.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
NEW SOCIETY ORGANIZED.
Ex-North Carolinians incorporate
Under the Laws of the State of
Indiana.

A society of Ex-North Carolinians
has been organized at Warren and
has been incorporated under the laws
of the State. The society will appeal
to all who are eligible to member
ship since it costs absolutely nothing
to join. The expense of running the
society is small and is provided for
wholly by voluntary contributions.
The primary purpose of the society
is to bring together the former resi-
dents of North Carolina and their de-
scendants and thus to promote d spir-
it of fraternity among them. Frequent
reunions are to be held for this pur-
pose, the first TO be held at Warren
on September 81 Then, too, the Of
hcers of the organiza,oin are expect
ed to exert themselves to secure fav-
orable railroad rates for those who
wish to visit the old home State and
TO attend the great reunions that are
held there every year. In order that
their demands upon the railroads may
be effective it will be desirable to Sc
cure a very large membership and
to that end every body who is inter
ested is invited to communicate with
the secretary, William N. Irwin, Of
Warren, Indiana.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
A Warning to Mothers.

Too much care cannot beused with
small children during the hot weather
of the summer months to guard
against bowel troubles AS a rule it
is only necessary to give the child
a dose of castor oil to correct any
disorder of the bowels. Do not use
any substitute, but give the old-fash-
toned castor oil, and see that it is
frseh, as rancid oil nauseates and has
a tendency to gripe. Chamberlain's
Colo, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
and then a dose of castor oil and the
disease may be check& in its incip-
iency and all danger avoided. The
castor oil and this remedy should be
procured at once and kept ready for
instant use as soon as the first indi-
cation of any bowel trouble appears
This is the most successful treatment
known and may be relied upon with
implicit confidence even in cases of
cholera infantum. For sale by all
druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
Sickness and Deaths in Indiana ir
July.

The monthly bulletin of the State
Board of Health for July just issued
says:
THE deaths in July numbered 2774.
In the same month last year, 2772.
The sickness, however, this July, was
greater than in July 1904. For one
thing diarrhoeal diseases were report
ed as more prevalent, and the deaths
from this cause numbered respective
ly 361 and 296, an increase this year
over last of 219 per cent Almost
so per cent of all diarrhoeai troubles
occur in infants and very old persons
and they are caused principally by
fermented foods. The deaths from
preventable causes were: Consump-
ton 321, typhoid fever 62, diptheria
16, whooping cough 23, pneumonia
63, cerebre-spinal meningitis 80, in
fluenza 6, puerperal fever 9, violence
ia smallpox 3. The cancer deaths
numbered 10 or six fewer than in
July of 1904. The deaths under five
years of age numbered 791 or % per
cent of the total, and the deaths 65
years of age and over numbered 592
or 21.9 per cent of the total.
The consumption slaughter was
less than in July 1904. Of the 321
deaths from this cause, 229 or 71.3
per cent were between the ages of
Is and so. This number of deaths
in this state in one month of people
in the useful period of life from a
preventable disease is sorry COM
ment on our practicalness. The moth
ers between the ages of Is and 40
who died of consumption, numbered
76 and they left 162 orphans under
IL years of age % fathers in the
same age period died and left 40 or
phans under II years. Total orphans
under IL made in July by consump-
ton, preventable disease, oil.
Surely the people of Indiana will not
stand this awful waste much longer.
Only 20 cases of smallpox with 3
deaths in counties reported. In
July 1904 there were ia cases with
deaths in 81 counties.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
STATE HAPPENINGS.

Saline City-While canning toma-
toes, Mrs. w r. FISHER was severity
burned by can of heated tomatoes
exploding and striking her face.
Frankfort-Gus Russell, a baker,
employed in this city, had his left
hand caught in the rolls of a dough-
breaking machine and badly mangled
Clinton-James Buffo, member OF
the police force, has rendered his
resignation. 1t has been accepted by
the Council Louie BENEFIT was named
as his successor, but he also resigned,
the place is still vacant.
Michigan City-Because of the mu-
nicipal row, which the announcement
of the coming of the street carnival
engendered, the remonstrances of cit
liens ard the threats of the police,
the company which arranged to pitch
its tents here has telegraphed Mayor
]. E. Shultz that the engagement had
been cancelled.
Shoals-The Shoals Iron and Bras,
Bedstead Company has been organiz-
ed to manufacture bedsteads. This
takes the place of company organ
lied earlier in the year, which was
later disorganized. The thirty sew
enth annual teacht : institute, which
has just closed, was one of the most
successful ever held in the county
One hundred and thirty-seven teach
ers were enrolled.
Shelbyville-The latest step in the
Civic Improvement Association is the
organization of a humane society
The association will also have waste
paper boxes placed on the main
streets. They will be n readiness BY
next fair week The members OF
the Slifer family, IN the States of
Ohio and Indiana about 400 in NUM-
Der, will hold their family reunion at
Spring Lake Park, west of Greenfield,
August 16.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
How to Help.

"The only effective way to help
anybody is to help him to help him
SELF" said President Roosevelt IN his
Wilkesbarre speech, and he spoke
truly. There are occasions when to
relieve distress, direct giving is need
ed, but the greatest opportunities of
philanthropy are not in direct giving
but in the giving of the helping hand.
Money may relieve immediate dis
tress, but the permanent relief is
found not in money, which is soon
spent, but in having a chance. Mon
ey charity may do as much harm a.
good in weakening manhood and des-
troying pride, but giving man 4
chance strengthens his heart, stiff
fens his spine and elevates his head.
In this world of sin and depravity
not every man appreciates the chan
ces that are offered him, but never
theless it is true that a chance IS the
noblest gift that philanthropy can
make to the man that is down. Help
men to help themselves and a great
part of the want and distress will
disappear from the land.-Grand
Rapids Herald.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
RUSSO-JAPANESE WAR.
PEACE HOPES FAINT.
Failure May Come in Forty-Eight
Hours.

A special to the Chicago Record,
dated August Is. says The critical
moment is near at hand Within for
ty-eight hours we should know
whether the outcome is to be success
or failure, peace or war. All indica
tions are that it is to be the latter, but
hope is not yet lost
How much money Russia is to pay
Japan and in what form is the over
shadowing problem. Qusetions of
secondary importance are disposed of
or laid aside in framing the basis of
negotiation, while waiting the cru
cial test over the question of ques-
tions, the indemnity
In preparation for the great strug
gle that is now close at hand over this
central feature of the dispute both of
the plentipotentiarie are busy cab
hg their imperial masters for final
instructions before going into the
arena which is to decide the momen-
tous issue
Today the ENJOYS deadlocked on
the second most important item in
the list of demands which Japan pre-
scented as the basis of discussoin-the
cession of Sakhalin Island by Russia
This was article FIVE, and upon it
Mr. White and Baron Komura agreed
to disagree, and it was passed over.
An agreement was reached on two
other secondary questions. The fate
of the Chinese Eastern Railway was
not decided
All the indications are unfavorable
In point of fact there is a. dea dlock
on two questions-the cession of ter
rItory and the payment OF money.
| am assured that as the instructions
of the chief plenipotentiaries stand
today neither has authority to recede
from the substance of the attitude he
has taken. There is not the faintest
hope of yielding on either side Baron
Komura has made it plain in the
council chamber that Japan will never
forgo her claim upon Sakhalin nor
her demand for large indemni6ca-
ton. Mr.. White repeats over and
over again that Russia will not cede
territory, and, as to money, declares
repeatedly and with emphasis: Not
a kopeck-not a kopeck"
This is a deadlock This is an i'm
passe. This is the closed door. I'm
less one side or the other yields, or
recedes at least part way, there can
be no peace.
What are the chances that under
instructions from the government
one or the other of the principals
will yet yield or give way? No one
knows Not even White or Komura
could at this moment declare with
confidence what the outcome is to be
Each knows fairly we'll what his own
government will do Neither knows
what the other government will do.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
$4,000

Reward will be paid to any
person who can find one atom
Of opium, chloral, morphine,
cocaine, ether or chloroform
in any form in any of DR..
Miles Remedies.
This reward is offered because
certain INSCRIPTIONS persons
make false statements about
these remedies. 1t is under
stood that this reward applies
only to goods purchased in the
open market, which have not
been tempered with in any way.
DR.. Miles remedies cure by
their soothing, nourishing,
strengthening and invigorat-
ing effects upon the nervous
system, and not by paralyzing
and weakening the nerves as
would be the case if these drugs
were used.
For this reason DR.. Miles
Anti-Fain Pills are universally
considered the best pain remedy
II nave suffered for 25 years with
severe pains in my head. heart and
back, and have tried everything /
could get and could not find any relief
until I got q box Of DR.. Miles Anti
Pain Pills. I suffered as long as IL
hours at time with such severe
pains that I feared I would lose my
mind. The Anti-Pain Pills gave me
relief In from 10 to 20 minutes. I do
not have to use Morphine any more.
wish you would publish this so that
other sufferers may find relief"
L A. WALKER,
II. +. ID. No. 6. Salem, Ind.
Or. Miles, AntI-Paln Pills are sold by
your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first package Will benefit. II lt
fajts he will return your money.
q doses, IS cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
They Appeal to our Sympathies.

The bilious and dyspeptic are con-
slant sufferers and appeal to our SYM
pathies. There is not one of them,
however, who may not be brought
back to health and happiness by the
use of Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver tablets These Tablets invigor-
ate the stomach and liver and streng-
then the digestion. They also regu-
late the bowels. For sale by all drug
gists.
Sick headache results from a dis
ordered condition of the stomach and
is quickly cured by Chamberlain
Stomach and Liver Tablets. For sale
by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
Was Wasting Away.

81 had been troubled with kidney
disease for the last FIVE years." writes
Robert X. Watts, of Salem, Mo. Il
lost flesh and never felt we'll and doc
tored with leading physicians and
tried all remedies suggested without
relief Finally l tried Foley's Kidney
Cure and less than two bottles COM
pletely cured me and l am now sound
and we'll" During tie summer kid
ney irregularities are often caused by
excessive drinking or being overhead
ed. Attend to the kidneys at once by
using Foley's Kidney Cure.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
War Against Consumption.

All nations are endeavoring TO
check the ravages of consumption, the
white plague" that claims SO many
victims each year. Foley's Honey
and Tar cures coughs and colds per.
fectly and you are in no danger OF
consumption. Do not risk your
health by taking some unknown pre-
paration when Foley's Honey and
Tar is safe and certain in results: Ask
for Foley's Honey and Tar and insist
upon having il.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
To Reune at Bremen.

E. P. Stanheld, of South Bend, sec
rotary of the 4sth Indiana Volunteer
Infantry, has issued call for the an
nual reunion which will be held at
Bremen September IS and IA Mr.
Stan6eld requests those who may
have any information of members not
yet enrolled as members of the asso-
citation to furnish the desired infor-
nation.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
oAsTo7
Bear, tina n The Kind You Have Always Bought
s s'': :; ''' ZN42SSzzx


L. E. & w.
Special low rates to Eldorado
Springs, Eureka Springs, Hot
Springs, Sloan Springs, June 1st to
Sept. 80, 1905.
Special Sunday Excursion to Mich
igan City commencing Sunday. May
14th and each Sunday until otherwise
advised. Fare $1.0O.
One way second class settlers fares
to Southern and Southeastern terri
tory on first and third Tuesday of
each month.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
"Over Niagara Falls"

Rowland and Clifford's gigantic
scenic attraction, "Over Niagara
Falls" will be the attraction at the
opera house on August IT. St,g-1
at an enormous expense, with marvel
Gus mechanical effect, beautiful seen
cry, the piece tells delightful story
with thrilling sensations.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-08-17
NEW DEFINITIONS.
Old Words Take on New Meaning:

Old Words Take on New Meanings.
The following very pat definitions
are given by a Michigan paper: ZAP
pendicitis-A modern pain costing
about 5000 more than the old-fash-
oined stomach ache Collector-A
man whom few wish to see, but many
ask TO call again. Echo-The only
thing that can beat a woman out of
the last word Evolution-A clever
trick performed by one Darwin, who
made a monkey out of Adam. Hug
"A round about way of expressing
affection. Jury-Twelve men chosen
to decide who has the better lawyer
Love-A mans insane desire TO be-
come woman's meal ticket.