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The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
An Interesting exhibition Of the s.

An interesting exhibition Of the sat
isfactory working of the new chill
dren's court was given not long ago
in New York City. Forty boys who
had been paroled to appear on a GER
tain day came into court. They were
boys who, under the old system, would
probably have been sent to Jail for
short terms, STAMPED with the shame
OF Jail sentence, and perhaps start
ed on criminal careers. Under the
parole system they appeared In court
before justice, who had their com.
plete record of behavior since their
trial. Seventeen of them brought re-
ports of perfect conduct from teach
ers and parents. Each of these was
released from parole and received a
d-bordered certificate of honesty.
truthfuiness, industry and politeness,
signed by the Justice. Twelve others
whose records were good, but not per-
feet, were continued on parole, and
had silver-sealed certificates. The 9TH
er eleven got no certificates, but ten
of them had conducted themselves SO
well that the justice continued their
parole. Only one Of the, whole forty
had continued to be a bad boy, and
he was sent to the protectory. Surely
the knowledge of the homes made
happy by the presence Of the boys is
a fine reward for those whose perse-
verance made the new court possible.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

One sometimes wonders why college
students think that they enjoy certain
privileges and immunities not granted
to other citizens. An antiquarian has
attempted to explain this feeling as
the survival of the customs of the an
cient chartered universities In Europe,
whose students were responsible only
to the university authorities Of the
town in which the university was sit
uated. There is probably something
in the view, as old customs die hard
and even cross oceans to lands not
dreamed of when they originated.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

neVed that she was about to enter tho
homan Catholi" Church, to which hor
oFo'her was convert. At the same
time she had a leaning toward sn,r'
tuallsm' Her absolute devotion to tbo
memory of her husband and son wos
her most prominent trait In her ,o+nS
years 1t was this devotion which
held her to the fight for the un,vorat+l tn
IN the hard times. Every object wbioS
her husband and son had used ~
touched was sacred to her "
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
VALUE OF A NAME

Its Sound Has Much to Do wt+.
Fos'esSor's Success in Life, tue
once IN the days Of the emn,ro =,
was a French officer who ~ lners
sucn meritorious service in snbord, %
nate ranks that his superior Oaul' roOou1
nenoed him to Napoleon for nUoOan ~
uon' The young officer labored no-, Uo
sa,,t lne misfortune of having a verv st oUt
land1sh name. His parents bsd n out-
an absurd patronymic even monn n,aoe
Oy aoolng at his baptism a rld,o,',. 30
cognomen. When Napoleon beand pious ~
s fnsaS pronounced pr nDc he straightway -,e' re'
FUSED to grant the promotion ss.aS ~
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06


duty the is to be the mother, the housewife
She simply says: "Wi the great middle class the women
of it, agree this In modern day? Will these women
who doing much that is quite unconnected with
motherhood and housewey consent to give up their be-
loved occupations and return to the cradle ana
the kitchen?'
THE prmle duty Of woman Is to be the housewife
Perhaps But 1t ought to be the prime duty of man to
be good tempered In the house to be ready understand
the difficulties housekeeping to be lenien
when little things wrong, and not to be mbecle In
expectation. Lots of menthousands and thousandsWho
possess what they pleased to call minds and cooks
ask such questions of their wives the foloWng Why
has the put much pepper into the soup this
ing?" "Why the potatoes burnt tonight? why has
the cook forgotten to send up bread crumbs with this
pheasant? why Is this chicken toughi" etc And
these questions put to wives who not cooks and
whose husbands do wish them to be cooks.
"Why-why-why? How many wives weary Of
that word and Inclined at last to give 1t wide appli
cation and say, why born to be housewives|
And yet as have said many to think that
an unsefsh Is weak, unworthy creature and send
him to the wall Sometimes wonder exactly what women
really do want in man, what they desire to be to
them, what Is their ideal man.
What do women want in men? should have thought
unsel6shness solicltude greater humbeness had
not observed that selfish careless and conceted
80 often adored by women
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
Chance for InYentora.

"Allow me to show you the IDEAL
snow shovel" said the wandering ped
dler.
MY dear man." yawned the suburb
ante, "my idea Of an ideal snow shov-
el has not yet been Invented.
Indeed! And what is your ideal %
why, a snow shovel that can be
operated through the kitchen window
while the owner sits by a hot stove p"
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

There is more pauperism nov .s,,t,
London than has existed tor a. nj
years, and twenty-eight persons .,si IN
of every 1000 are receiving 'sass sas,#
Englishmen are asking whether M "a.
are making life in work houSss hos, n
easy, so that the poor are eeasns Il
dread going to them. Ana W .ous
whether it Is a real good to open M Sss
houses and to distribute Dreau
York Independent.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

California, died as
the result of a de-
liberate plan to
c a Il 8 Q her end
there seems to be
no doubt. Who
plotted 1t and by
whose hand the
agent Of death was
placed where 1t
would do its work
constitute the mys-
L - ~,II&L -,
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

The Republic of Panama has cele-
and established a new record for that
latitude. 1t has run for a year with
out a revolution.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

The minister who told young Rookie
feller's Bible class to keep their lamps
nlled with oil evidently intended to try
to make them forget their instructor Is
IN Europe. .-..
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

Political forms touch the life of the
people intimately, Thus, under a mon
archy or theocracy or an oligarchy, a
man with long hair passes for poet,
whereas under republic he is thought
to be paying an election bet merely.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

Too much must not be expected
from the movement to tax bachelors.
Rather than pay the tax or marry to
escape it many of them viii be con-
trary enough to leave the country.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06


value in personal interview with a man vou know
you could do business with If you persuade him
Of the superior value Of the idea you represent Many
has the wife of his choice simply by refusing to
take mo" for an answer "COnstantly dropping wears
away stone, and the power of suggestion represented by
personal interviews by letters Of great practical value
A few years ago young applied for a position
clerk in grocery store In Of the suburbs of Obi
Cago That young presented herself again and
again during three months each time making some refer
to her wish to hold clerkshlp that store always
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

How many men become more popu-
zine writer. BY being half as patient
at social function as they are in a
poker game.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

The University of Pennsylvania has
conferred degree upon Emperor VIII
liam Of Germany. Our alma matters
are doing no little work in promoting
brotherliness among the sons Of earth.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

One Of the railroad presidents says
rate regulating will be a step In the
direction OF socialism. He Is probably
wondering why the people haven't fall
en- back in terror. But 1t has come to
pass that good many of the people
ere able TO think of things that are
worse even than step in the direction
Of socialism.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

Russell Sage also may be numbered
among those who don't believe in DR..
Osler's theory that all men who have
passed the age of 60 retard progress.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

Were human nature in Its fan&ly
relations TO be judged solely by the
incidents which are reported In the
newspapers, the skeptic and the pes
gaEnist might perhaps have reason for
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

When the coreless apple gets into
general circulation therell be nothing
but the stem to cause yearning on the
part Of the hungry small boy.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

Nobody feels quite 50 neglected as
the farmer living on rural route
when the carrier falls for two days in
succession to make his rounds.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
In the Doctors once.

"You say your patient coughed Vi
something"
"Yes; So
What did you give him for it?"
"A receipt" pt."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

Scribbles-Why do you thinh
niman has but little sense OF hu ii
Dribbles-Because he reaus o.
jokes to his wife.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

tho "nen raa', girls of Is are great friend.
soma U sOcn Tora ahead of their friendship nuS =
feeI,os S young ot ts man who causes the f'ras Is
'ee'lns OF Jealousy between tbsnR se nrSt
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

President Truesda1e says this rate
regulation agitation is socialistic. This
b something more than a close guess.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
ALWAYS ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.


IF thing is worth having it is worth asking
for" is a maxim that applies with special force
to business procedure. There Is certain value
in merely impressing your personality upon the
man from whom you want something. Consider
the value Of publicity and the value Of direct
advertising. Think of the millions spent by rich
firms to keep their names before the public
in newspapers magazines, on the fences, barns
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

This ought to be good year for
everybody. 1t has fifty three Sundays.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

What do you suppose the Lord
thinks of the loafers who sit around on
store boxes and criticise the weather. 2
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT ?
By Robert RichenS.

President Roosevelt has been unburdenlng his
soul on the subject of the proper place ana tunc-
tion Of women in the world and Lucas Malet mas
been dealing cautiously with the Presidents re-
marks in the columns of contemporary. Lucas
Malet is one of the sanest and most well pal
Anced Of the famous women Of the day. 1t is
not surprising, therefore, to find that she does
not shrek against the declaration that the prize
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

Argentina Is to be congratulated on
the prompt and able manner In which
Il put the lid oil its latest revolution.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

General Ma La not so much to be
feared In China as the Emperor's Ma,
the a0ie Miss" Isl An.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

biz = baas man Is seldom afflicted with ~.
-SAo unless he has a little bas-s o
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
DEATH OF MRS. STANFORD.

Poisoning of the Noted Woman Phi1an-
thrOpist Was Foul Deed.
That Mrs. Leland Stanford, the rich
and philanthroplc widow of the multi
millionaire GONarnnr aud Sanatnr of
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
DEVELOPMENT OF AMERICAN CHARACTER.
BY Vice President Fairbanks.

DT F7Ce FTeTuoHF FaIFbaHES.
We look upon our growing national power
with measureesS pride and satisfaction We
view our increasing national strength with the
utmost qualification, but we find our greatest
pleasure In the development Of our national char
acter There never was an hour in all of our
splendid history when our people were more am
bilious to advance In all of the qualities which
mark the highest and best citizenship than they
They never gave more thought and effort than
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

taking themselves for having lied successfully on
occasion thing would not have been tolerated IN
general society barely century ago Doubtess IN nose
days there were men enough who dshonored their word
but when they did they held 1t lapse not an evidence
Of snarless and kept the matter to themselves There
still them at that time the saving grace OF shame
There are dishonest politicians, dishonest capitalists
dishonest tradesmen and small clique of smart rogues OF
conspicuous in society but these people are
the of their various classes who have risen like scum
to the surface and there become conspicuous attaining
unenviabe noorey not by Of their merits but
for of the solid qualities which might have secured
fame for them in desirable places The nation s Is
be tried by the standard of decaden and
scrupuous capitalists The parvenus, his promotion
his wealth made by methods which will not bear nvesga
ton Is not typical self-made We have still
hereditary gentlemen in whose families the tradition of
handed down unsulied present time
and have great representatives Of honorable
merce whose proudly quoted in evidence of
what may rise to by honest In free country
Honor Is the health of nation, and honor Is still
national ideal.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06
vFCApENCE OF THE SENSE OF HONOR.


Levlty is the pose of the would-be wit OF TO
day, and the tone or the subject OF honor tehos
to sink low enough to be tainted by leVHy'- IN
modern fiction heroes and herolnes are orteh
made to lie as matter Of course. ana tne reauer
is not expected to think any the worse OF rheah'
In the days Of Dickens the badge Of honor was
the unsulMed word of hero and heroine. Even
in conversation men may be heard nowadays
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-05-06

are now They never gave thought effort than
they are giving to-day to their moral intellectual and phv
steal improvement.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
CONVINCING EVIDENCE
That Or. Williams Pink Pills Viii Cur0
Rheum atism.

"People can cure themselves Of a good
cost if they 10 about it the right way"
said Mr. Hoar, recently. For instance,
have Just cured myself of very pail-
full disease might have begun to treat
it sooner, that's all the mistake l made
in the matter. But l found the root OF
the difficulty and I picked out the right
remedy without the aid of q doctor.
1T was really ali in my blood. Il first
felt twinge in my left foot and ankle
in the middle of last January, following
exposure to cold. | realized had rheu-
matism and 1 knew that really comes
from bad blood. Gold simply develops
it. Then my hands and feet We're cold
and clammy even i'll hot weather, aid
numb great part of the time. [ con-
cluded that my blood was thin and poor
and the circulation sluggish.
"After time my feet and ankles
swelled so badly that could only tie
my shoes half way up. My legs swelled
terribly and I could walk only a short
distance before giving out completely.
"When read of the cures of all kinds
of blood diseases, that had been effected
by DR.. Williams Pink Pills, l was con-
WINGED that they were just the remedy
for my case, and SO it proved. 1 could
see that they were benefiting me before
had quite used up the first box. The
improvement was decidedly marked af-
ter 1 had taken two boxes. Three more
boxes restored my hands and feet and
legs to natural size and feeling and
then stopped taking medicine and have
since been perfectly we'll"
| Mr.. F. LIE Roy Hoar lives at No. 1874
Constitution street, Bristol, r. 1. Any
one can get convincing evidence that
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have cured
! annmia, rheumatism, erysipelas and
other serious diseases of the blood by
! simply writing toFthe DR.. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
Exiles in Celebration.

In the Philippines, in Alaska. in Por.
TO Rico, Panama and elsewhere many
Americans will celebrate their
Thanksgiving in a manner that will
duplicate the old Thanksgiving days
of the early settlers in New England.
Like the old Puritans, who attended
divine service with guns in their
grasp, ready for Indian attacks, Amer.
leans in the Philippines will celebrate
with rifles in their hands. But there
will be no snow in the air; no nipping
wind to give them a keen appetite for
roast turkey and strong ale; and. In
stead of rock-bound coast with
frosty east wind, they will have soft.
sleepy shores. laved with blue seas OF
everlasting summer.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
s GREAT NATIONAL FESTIVAL s
Thanksgiving Day Is Essentially Amercan-The
s First Prayer in Congress
S1~%0r~s~>H~.~~dr~.~>nr~~~

the day. of battle. Be Thou present
o God of wisdom, and direct the
councils of this honorable assembly;
enable them to- settle things on the
best and surest foundation, that the
scene of blood may be speedily closed,
that order, harmony and peace may
be effectually restored, and truth and
justice, religion and piety, prevail and
flourish amongst Thy people. Pre-
serve the health of their bodies and
the vigor of their minds; shower down
on them and the millions they here
represent such temporal blessings as
Thou seest expedient for them in this
world, and crown them with everlast-
ing glory in the world to come. All
this we ask in the name and through
the merits of Jesus Christ, thy son,
our Savior, Amen."-Los Angeles
Times.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
Could Not Do II,

Boys" began the Sunday school SUI
perintendent, impressively, 81 sincere
ly trust that no one of you will ever
get into that increasing and most rep
rehensible habit of alluding to your
father as the old man.. When you
grow up, NO matter how big or old you
may be, you should always look up to
and respect the silver hairs of your
father, who has grown bent and gray
working for you in your helpless in
fancy. Now, all of you who think you
can do this raise your right hand
Up went every hand but one.
Sternly cycling the delinquent, tho
superintendent solmenly observed:
why, my boy, l am horrified-abso
lutely horrified-as we'll as astonished
at your behavior Don't you wish to
raise your hand and put yourself on
record as being willing to respect the
gray hairs of your father when you
grow up to be man."
mo. It's no use tryin'; can't do 1t,
nohow," unblushingly answered tho
youth.
why not, my lad?"
cause, he won't never have nc
gray hair. Dads bald" chirped the
youthful philosopher, triumphantly
and, amid general litter, the discom
fitted superintendent gave it up ant
changed the subject.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
DINNERS OF FIFTY YEARS AGO.
Typical Thanksgiving Feasts in Wide'
lv Separated Sections.

A typical Thanksgiving dinner In
Dixie fifty years ago included the fol-
lowing:
Gumbo Soup.
Celery. Picked Sweet Peppers.
Beaten Biscuit
Roast Pig. WildP Plum Jelly:
Candied Vans Boiled White Onions.
Roast Turkey Sweet-Potato Stuffing.
Cranberry Sauce.
Southern Mashed Turnips.
Virginia Batter Bread.
Dreamed Potatoes. Baked Cashaw.
Sweet Potato Pie. Mince PIE.
Georgia Plum Pudding. Hard Sauce.
Pecan Caramel Cake.
Fruit Nuts. Raisns.
Coffee.
Below is given the menu OF an
equally typical New England dinner:
Clam Bouillon. Graham Waters.
10 Celery.
Colonial Raised Biscuit.
Rye and Indian Bread.
Dill Pickles. Beet Salad.
yenison Pasty Apple and Pork Roast.
Mashed Potatoes. Baked Squash.
Dreamed Cabbage. Mashed Iurnlps
Drowned Sweet Pota toes
New England Plum Pudding.
Vanilla Sauce.
Mince Pie. Pumpkin Pie.
strawberry Tart Cream Cheese.
Black Fruit Cake.
Cream Cake. Doughnuts.
Junket.
Coffee Punch. Lemonade.
Fruits and Nuts.
-Woman's Home Companion.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
Found His Lamb.

In a restaurant recently a gentle
man left his wife for few moments
to chat with an acquaintance at an
other table, and while he was there
his friend persuaded him to partake OF
some lamb. Under a misapprehension
the waiter removed the lamb before
he had eaten it, whereupon he ex-
claimed, Goodness, where is my
lamb"
His wife, overhearing the question,
answered in a clear voice, Here l am
darling
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
A Coed Note.

Before he was raised to the peerage.
Lord Kelvin was one day discovered
by friend experimenting with long
coil of wire. He was making deep-sea
soundings. His friend Immediately
became interested in watching the
great scientist at work, says biog.
rapher. and asked:
What is that for?"
"Oh," answered Lord Kelvin, this Is
for making soundings."
''Ah," said the other, with the evil
dent intention of cracking joke at
the scientists expense, what sort OF
a note does it give OFF,"
1.-THE deep c, Of course" answered
Lord Kelvin, promptly.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30
Dickens Up-to-Oate.

About year after Mr.. Edward Bull
wer Lytton Dickens had been elected
to the parliament of New South Wales
there was among the members in the
assembly Labor member named
Willis. He was an obstructionist, or
stonewaller, as they called long-wind-
ed orators in the Atnipodes. One night
he was talking against time, says Sir
Gilbert Parker, in some "reminiscences.
Although Mr.. Dickens had been in
the house for year, he had never
spoken. Suddenly he sprang to his
feet.
"Mr. Speaker" he said, 81 rise to a
point of order"
The whole house gasped, and won
dered what was coming. Mr.. Dickens
didn't have a point of order. He said
"Mr Speaker, am 10th to quote my
distinguished father in this house
but there is one phrase from David
Copperfield' which is household word
| wherever the English language is
! spoken. 1t is, 'Barkis is willin'.
should like to paraphase that tonight
and say, Willis is barkin'.'"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30

(From the Chicago Journal, Nov. 6,
1869
When Commissioner Garfield went
to the Chicago packers and asked
permission to inspect their books, the
condition was made that no inforpa-
ton he might obtain therefrom would
be used in court proceedings against
them.
Mr.. Garfield gave this pledge, it is
stated, and the packers allowed him
to study their business in all it's de-
tails from the inside.
Now, it is announced, the results OF
his study have been turned over to
the government department of justice
to be employed in legal prosecution OF
the packers.
Commissioner Garfield would not
have ventured to give the pledge that
was demanded by the packers without
instructions from Washington. He
pledged, not his own word, but the
government It is not his good faith,
but the governments, that is in ques'
ton now.
The Journal has no concern for the
packers. except as they are citizens
of Chicago. If it can be proved that
they are guilty of engaging in con-
spiracy in restraint Of trade, they
ought to be punished.
But their guilt, If they are guilty,
must be fairly proved. They must be
given a square DEAL
Since the government has elevated
it's vision to such height as to over
look the nest of defiant criminal trusts
in New. Jersey, almost within the
shadow of the capitol dome, in order
| to fasten itself thousand miles away
upon Chicago, the government and
| the President cannot be too careful
! to avoid suspicion that they are more
anxious to prosecute western offend
ers than offenders in the east.
Some of the methods already EN-
ployed in this case have not been par
! ticularly distinguished for decency.
/ When the government breaks into a
mans house and steals his private pa.
pers, when it drags the wives of pack
ing-house employees into court and
puts them under heavy bonds, it is
hardly dignified, not to say honorable,
nor even respectable.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-11-30

heavy backacheS, and my general
health was affected when began U.S.
ing them. My feet were swollen, my
eyes pulled, and dizzy spells were fire.
quent. Kidney action was irregular
and the secretions highly colored. To
day, however, am we'll woman, and
I am confident that Doan's Kidney
Pills have made me SO, and are keep
ing me we'll"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.