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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS


The following real estate transfers
we're recegded at the circuit clerk S
Office during the past week;
W. p. Halliday Estate to Jos. M.
Juggan. W. d., lots T. 8 and 8, block 50,
|ci.y Of Cairo, First add ton Consld-
Grafton, $1,15o
w H. Hammond executor to Henry
v. Or ggs, W. d., s. W. of n. W. section
Sc, township IS, range 3. Considera-
ton 1915.
Henry ]. Briggs, executor to John
Rgincs, s. W. Of II. W. section 3G, town.
ship 15 range 3. Consideration $400
Edgar H. Morton executor, Th2o,
la of Thrupp's subdivision of let
dore f. Morton, W. d., lot in LOT IA
Of Thrupps subdivision CT lot in
| 8. ". section IA, township IL, range
l. Consideration 5000
III. @, Darlington to &c, Anderson W
d., wilson's subdivision No 3 in S
WI lot II, block 10, section IA. town
ship II, range /. Consideration s1o0
Hengieta Ayers. etal to Charles
| Bowler, W. d., lot 20, block 81, Guy Of
Cairo, First addition. Cons deratior
| $16f.25..
Elizabeth McCandra TO Gathering
| Wichcrt, W. d., lot 70, block III, City
of Cairo Confederation $500.
Parsons and Parsons to Campbell
| Nelson, S, W. q, los G, block 20. city o.
Cairo, Fourth addition Consideration
$3.50.
Christi Lee, ct al 10 Otto Merta
W. d., S. g Of s. W, OF sect on IA town
| ship N, range q Confederation $500
Mary Marnell to Sarah Ross, W. d.
lot 10, block Al. city CT Cairo Cunsll
Grafton $3.50.
Fred Douglas ct al to Jacob W
Mitchell, W. d., S. g. Ct 5. e., eec.icn
township IA, range 2. Consideration
5000.
Frcl Douglas, et al 90 Jacob w. Nit
chell, W. d., n. W. of $. O., section s
township IA, range ., Consideration
| SEGA.
Amarsla. Martin, TO Burton w
Wing, 8, W d, lots ~, ~, S3, 81 81
and &c. block 70, ely OF Cairo, FRS
addition. Consideration $1,000,
l
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
ADDITIONAL RIVER

The City OF Memphis Is due this az.
ternoon on her way from the Tennes,
see river to st. Louis.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
WICKLIFFE, KY.
MAY 2Y, 1905.

hdg GfT iSOO.
Willie ID, jenkins, who has a place
in the II. and o. superintendent OF
flee. St Louis, is at home visiting
relatives and friends
Mr. L. l.. Anderson Of st. Louis. is
here again in the interest of the fire
clay business. Mr.. Anderson says this
clay has been tested and found to be
of very high grade; that st. Louis
capitalists are interested and win
probably put in plant here within a
year. There is fire clay here in al
most unlimited quantities and no
doubt its manufacture into various
wares will be one OF the leading In
dustries of Wlcknffe in the course OF
few years. Mir. Anderson has OBJ
tanned an option on about $50 acres
of ground where clay is sbundant.
Nh. Tomlin. who fell last winter and
broke his leg, is on the street again
walking on clutches. but we hope to
see him lay them aside soon.
ID. Barnett, who was shot the latter
part of March, is able to be out.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
MOUNDS.
May q. 1905.

Mr.. and Mrs. l.. L. Dealh were Wis.
itors of Mound City this week
Mrs. Arthur Parker Of Mound City.
is visiting her sister, Mrs ]. Gates.
Mrs. VIM. Hase of Centralia. was a
business visitor here this week.
The cottage prayer meeting meet
at the home Of Mrs. Geo. Pearson
Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. w II, hoffman Is i'll.
Mr.. and Mrs Robert Camp anu
| Carole Brelsford spent a very pleasan;
week visiting relatives in Tennessee.
| Mrs, Ed Winstead spent few days
with relatives in Wetaug the first part
Of the week.
b. |. Britton has moved into his new
brick building,
DR.. Winstead of Wetaug, is busy
moving a new stock Of drugs into the
place just vacated by B. l. Britton
Miss Bessie Owens is on the sick
list.
Misses EuIa Poe and Maggie
Koonco were Mounds shoppers Thurs
day.
Mrs. Olive Walker and daughter
Miss Christina, Ct Jackson, Tenn, anC
Mrs. Flack and children OF Noun,
City, spent Thursday with Mrs. Cam
and friends
Mrs. Nellie Roberts and Mrs. L
Deahl were visitors Of Villa Ridge
/ yesterday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBORS :
BIRDS POINT, MO.
80 <%%%% %%+%
My u. 1905.

"Hg 80 lJSJs
Mesdames Logan Priest, L. Drink
water. Win Haws and Miss Rosa Pow.
ell OF Charleeton. Mo, Misses Nora,
Lucy. Messrs. Thomas and Boates
Murphy of Rodney. Mo. passed
through our city en- route to Brewers
lake Thursday.
Mr.. Fred Johnston of Hoxie. Ark.
who is back on the Cat again, attend
ed the picnic Thursday with the
Misses Murphy.
Conductor Beard is now on the Cat
pas enger- The conductor is well
known here, has many friends here
and merits the promotion given him.
Among the Cairo visitors recently
we noted Mesdames A. Blatteau, ]. P.
Lawrence ]. ID. Byrnes, j. f. Curran,
Theresa Kenyon. W. Herring, j. d.
Griggs, Jas. Clair, Mr.. and Mrs. Nc.
Allister. Messrs. J. r. Lawrence, VIM.
Turner, Joseph Williams, w. A. Ben.
nett and Jas. Clair.
Miss Carrie Seavell departed yes.
| terday for Junction, Illinois, for a
months visit. Her mother, Mrs. ].
| Williams, accompanied her to Cairo,
III.
w r. Diciey of Pine Bluff, Ark. is
now clerk in the Cotton Belt Office
here.
w r GOA is nllng the position
temporarily made vacant by the pro
emotion q Hess Jones.
| Grover Brumley. who has been on
the sick list for the past two months,
is slowly improving.
Mrs. Theresa Kenyon visited
Charleston, Mo, Friday.
DR.. L. j. Rawls and Porter Fried
man of Wyatt, Mo, was in town yes
terday.
| F. J. schlayer Of Metal Bound, is In
town today.
Quite number of the Birds Point
and vicinity people will attend the
Modern Wieodmen's picnic at Wick
| line, Ky, May 30th.
| Decoration Day May Goth post of
flee will be open 10 a. IN. until S D. m
Mr. and Mrs, Lee Deckwith of Cairo
Pms, who have been visiting relatives
land friends, returned8home yesterday
| The bank Of the Mississippi near
j the round house has cayed to within
a few feet OF the main line OF the Ca
railroad and to your inexperienced
correspondent 1t seems as If train'
will continue to be run over this trace
until one plunges into the river. WI
understand that the agent here ha
notified the superintendent that tn
track Is unsafe. Though what do rail
road corporations care for risks to tn,
lives Of their employees and patrons
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28

.harbor, Hens glances up at the pun
81 steam, then sends out clear re.
frain, much TO the amusement Of pas.
sengers on board. Hons considers
himself well up in steamboat life
that is, he generally finds the highest
plnnacics for roosting place, and
cares little for the elements. He has
covered more miles by water than
many touriets, and his health is gen
orally good
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
MOUNT CUTHBERT

The celebrated double gated trot
ing and pacing black stallion, com
ing G-year-old, and sixteen hand
high,
Sired by Old Cuthherth 2511, First
Dam Mollie was sired by Copper,
bottom. Second Dam sired by Ham
bletonlan; Third Dam by Pat Pow.
ers; Cuthberth 2511 was sire OF Can
ada Mac 2.O6, Cuthbert was sired
by Culyer 100, the sire OF Elvia
2:1Sl-4 and IA others In the $3.50
list Cuthbert first Dam, Mapsie
sired by Williams Mambrino, sire
OF the dam Of Santa Claus 2:l7
Wilks Mambrlno 2:2S, Rachel B.
2:27 and Santa Claus sire Of Sidney.
Second Dam, Ned the dam OF fiee
In the $3.50; Third Dam Lady Turn
ey, the dam of Alta, 2:32; Fourth
Dam a thoroughbred.
Services OF MOUNT will be to a few
mares, as he will begin his
track work June list.
Spirited show ring combined saddle
and harness horses furnished on de
scriptlon, from the Highland Stocl
Farm.
Address for terms, etc,
II. M. HARRISON,
Owner and Breeder
1106 Walnut 81
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
selfiahness the Ruling Spirit.

No one performs single free action
from anything but a selfish motive.
That Is, at any given moment we are
doing the thing we wish to do, If we
are free to act The difference comes
In the things we enjoy doing.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
Ben Aur Has unique Mascot

The Wheeling Register says "a
unique mascot Is the one which proud.
ly struts around on the hurricane
deck Of the Ben Hur--a large buzz co.
chin cockrel, whose name for short
in Hons. The bird has adapted him.
self 70 the ways Of steamboat HE with
remarkable Familiarity. When tnc
boat announces hsr approaching D
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
SOUTHERN DIVISION
rHE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO MEMrHIs
NASHVILLE, CHATTANOOGA, ATT
LANTA, ia CKStlN lille. "a.


NASHVILLE, CHATTANOOGA, ATT
LANTA,s JACK SON WILLIE, SA.
VANNAH, VfCKSBUNU :
and JACKSONVILLE.
g.ob q. NJ. THE Dixie Flyer" m-nipbi,
Nashville and Jacksonville B@ M&
$40 q. M Memphis and New rls~s Lisnii
cd via Memphis, striving in Hemphjs At 81
q. IN. and New Orleans 1.1S b. IA.
600 n. M. paducah and ouisville
I 40 p. M, daily, Hemphn md New orlean,
Fast Mail arriving In Memphis At 7si0 .. M. and
New Orleans at 9:2S u. IN.
l:tO .. m, daily, n Nashville, OhstauoorA and
Atlanta.
6:t5 pm. Memphis and New orl.sns specta
arrive Ia Memphis nj 1880 y. M, New Orlennl
1900 a. m,
GAO p N. Padnosh, nopkinstille and l.ouis
Vile.
sa-For through tickets, sleeping car accom
modstions and further Information apply
Illinois Central Passenger station CAIRO III,
j. ". JONES, Tkt, Agt,
A. II. HANSON. Gen oass. AIT. Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-05-28
lLLINOIs.CENTREl
Corrected to March 9Th, 1905.
TnE FAST MAIL E0UTH
Shortest and Quickest Route to
St. Louis & Chicago



I $50 n. I'm. Daily Chicago VertIhul,
Limited, arriving In Chicago At 1880 =. IN
connecting with afternoon trains for all poirt
east and north.
2:2O am. Daily st. Louis Ntehl Linaitee
arriving in 81. Louis at :08 a. ~, conneotlns
1T Union Station for all points west. SleepIns
cars open at 9:4s p. m.
ga 5 n. M, Chicago Daylight Express
except Sunday, makes all stops between Gairt
and Chicago, arriving in Chicago at $50 =. N
5:fJ n. M, st. I.ouis Morning Express
except Sunday, arriving In 81. Louis 81 ll;E
making all steps.
/ $40 a. M. st. Louia Fast Mall, arriv
Ing in 81. Louis at 6:0a .. IN.
It.3O n. IN. Chicago Midday Specis
arriving ia Chicago, 1850 p. m.
2:32p. IN. Daily -. Louis Limited, ar.
irving in ST. Louis at 1885 p. m, connecting a
Union Station for X ansae City, Omaha, Dec
yer, San Francisco and all points west.
1882 y. m Fast Express for 0diu, Ei
Bingham, Nation, Tolona, Champaign, CHI
cago
G,IO m. Thebes accommodates,
$40 y. IN. Chicago and Eastern Fe
press arriving in Chicago at S.05 y, M. Indian
apolis f;25 Cincinnati, f0:35 y. M, Buffalo, So
p. M, New York $50 "a. M Sleeping carr f
Chicago,
pacSpn0ars For New York and essta'
uS5NHSSio cities should bear In NH
that the Illinois Central Ia The quickest rout
by many hours. leaving Cairo at s:0b p. IN. ri,
arrisingin New York NJ 7:5a the second morn
ing.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06

Quail leave the nest the moment they
are hatched. They have been seen
running through the grass with bits Of
shell clinging to them. They do not
stay in the nest a moment longer than
necessary to get their 'land legs" but
run away through the grass, followed
by the mother, who watches over them
until they are old enough to take care of
themselves. When suddenly surprised
by a man or dog, the mother will try
to draw attention away from her brood
by running along the ground with
dropping wing, pretending to be
wounded. The young quail hatten
themselves out on the ground and re-
main motionless. When the mother
has succeeded in enticing the object Of
her fear sufficient distance from her
young, she will suddenly rise and fly
away with the swiftness of an arrow.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
VENETIAN FOOTBALL.
How the Game Was Played In ven-
ice Several Centuries Ago.

A book published at Venice in 1855
by Antonio Scaino relates methods of
llay in Il real football that was actual
ly called by the same name The field
was so large that no one however
strong, could quite throw stone from
the end to the other" and 1t was about
Lalf as wide. Twenty. thirty or forty
persons could participate on side, the
humber being regulated by the size of
the available field. Goals were set up
ut either end. No one was permitted to
strike the ball with the outstretched
arm or with anything he might carry
in his hand. Nevertheless he was per-
mitted to "strike the ball with what
ever part of his body that he pleased"
If the ball came rolling toward him
he was allowed to kick it, the infer
ence being that if it were lying still he
could not do So The field was divided
by transverse line Into two equal
parts, and in the middle lay the ball.
The players were chosen, those who
were going to make up the opposing
parties, by means Of colors, by which,
in the struggle of the contest, each
could recognize his own side. When
the signal was given by the ro of the
drum or the blast Of a trump6 play
er rushed forward, one who had been
chosen by lot to be the first to kick the
ball with his foot. This action was I'M
derstood to be the beginning of the
contest, so that after 1t it was permit
ted to no one from either party to seize
it, to strike it and to drive 1t as victor
over the goal. 1t was perhaps from
the method of beginning the game that
ii was called football"
These Italian games had their origin
in the ancient pastl:nes Of the Greeks
and Romans, and in reality approach
nearer TO the modern idea of football
than do the beginnings of the game in
northern countries. Football is believ-
ed by some authorities to have been a
portion of the worship of the Celtic
sun god. one of the rites attendant on
the celebrative ceremonies. Some also
hold strong belief that its original
form was introduced into England by
the Romans.-Dennie 2. Meyers in
G,-- ',,,r - lyipn
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
WOMAN'S RIGHTS.
First Move In This Direction Made In
MedfOrd In 1901.


MedfOrd In 1901.
The first recorded public meeting in
the interest Of 'womans rights" was
held in the town of Medford in 1901.
The gallery of the church was occupied
by the young unmarried people of the
congregation, one side and one-half the
front gallery being given to the young
men, the other side and the other half
being given to the young women. But
in the seating in the eventful year the
young men were given the entire front
OF the gallery as well, and the young
the gallery.
Then ii was that things began to hap
pen. Treatment like this wasn't to be
tolerated, even for a moment. The
blood of the future mothers of the
Revolution was fully arou ed. and the
young women made such an uproar
aAd commotion tha, i. speedily became
a town lAdtter. AMI 4 town meeting
was called 20 restore to them their
rights in half of the front gallery.
The young men of the day were bit
terly opposed to extending any new
privileges to women, and the fight ex-
tended beyond Medford. Shortly after
the introduction of pews into the
churches, by which families were sep
a.ated from the remainder Of the con-
gregation. the selectmen of the town OF
Newbury gave permission to a group
of young women to build a pew in the
gallery of the church upon their own
side of the house. This extension of
privilege was resented by the young
bachelors to such a degree that they
broke a window Of the church, forced
an entrance and hacked the pew in
pieces. For this act of sacrilege the
young men of Newbury were fined $40
each and sentenced to be whipped or
pillorled. But they were manly enough
to confess their folly and ask pardon,
so this part Of their punishment was
omitted. SO you see the "woman's
rights movement isn't modern one.
Boston Herald.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
The Squirrel Eish.

On account of the peculiar barking
noise which is characteristic of squir-
rels certain odd looking member of
the finny tribe is called a squirrel fish.
One might expect such fish to pos
sess gray color or to be supplied with
tail like that of the squirrel but be-
yond the bark there is no other resem-
blance displayed in the namesake. In
color the squirrel fish is a brilliant red,
which makes it conspicuous inhab-
liant Of the sea as it darts here and
there with quick, alert movements. The
body of the squirrel fish shows a few
stripes aud is well covered with sharp
spines.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
A Queer Ceremony,

A queer ceremony is performed every
year on the Sth day of September in the
Vale Maggie, Italy The region
abounds in vipers. The celebrants
form into weird procession, each per-
son-man, woman and chld-carrylng
huge figure of snake stuffed with
cotton. As they pass along they weep
and lament, believing that by the ex-
piatory ceremony they will render
themselves proof against snake bites
during the grape gathering.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
THE SOUTHERN COYOTE.
Habits of This Cunning Animal De-
scribed by President Roosevelt.

These southern coyotes or prairie
wolves are only about one-third the
size of the big gray timber wolves Of
the northern Rockies. They are too
small to NEEDLE with full grown horses
and cattle but pick up young calves
and kill sheep as well as any small do
mesticated animal that they can get at.
The big wolves flee from the neigh
borhood of anything like close settle
ments, but coyotes hang around the
neighborhood of man much more per-
sistently. They show foXlike cum
ming in catching rabbits, prairie dogs,
gophers and the like. After nightfall
they are noisy, and their melancholy
wailing and yelling ere familiar sounds
to all who pass over the plains. The
young are brought forth in holes in cut
banks or similar localities.
Within my own experience | have
known of the finding of but two fam
lilies. In one there was but a single
family of five cubs and one old animal,
undoubtedly the mother; in the other
case there were ten or eleven cubs and
two old females which had apparently
shared the burrow or cave, though liv-
ing in separate pockets In neither
case was any full grown male coyote
found in the neighborhood AS regards
these particular litters, the father
seemingly had nothing to do with TAX
ing care of or supporting the family.
am not able to say whether this was
accidental or whether it is a rule that
only the mother lives with and takes
care of the litter. l have heard con-
trary statements about the matter from
hunters who should know. Unfortu-
nately have learned from long expert
ence that it is only exceptional hunters
who can be trusted to give accurate
descriptions of the habits of any beast
save such as are connected with its
chase.
Coyotes are sharp, wary, knowing
creatures, and on most occasions take
care to keep out of harms way.-From
"A Wolf Hunt In Oklahoma" by The
odOre Roosevelt, in Scribner's Maga-
zine
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
DRAMA IN 1865.
Plays Were Acted Under Great Difn-
culfies ut That Time.

Plays Were Acted Under Great Dill
culiies ut That Time.
Here is an account of the sacking of
theater in New York from the Ca
zette of May 3, 1865: Tile play adver-
tised to be acted last Monday evening
having given olfense to sundry and
divers inhabitants of this city, who
thought it highly improper that such
entertainments should be exhibited at
this time of public distress, when great
numbers of poor people can scarce find
means of subsistence, whereby many
persons might be tempted to neglect
their business and squander that mon
ey which is necessary to the payment
of their debts and the support of their
families, rumor was spread about the
town that if the play went on the audi
ence would meet with some disturb
ance from the multitude,
"This prevented the greatest part of
those who intended to have been there
from going. However, many people
came and the play was begun, but soon
Interrupted by the multitude, who burst
open the doors and entered with noise
and tumult. The audience escaped in
the best manner they could. Many
lost their hats and other articles of raj
ment. A boy had his skull fractured
and was yesterday trepanned. Death
is his. Several others were sorely set
upon and injured. But we heard of
no lives lost. The multitude immedi-
ately demolished the house, carried the
pieces to the common, where they con-
sumed them in a bonfire"
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06

When at nighttime steamer meets
a vessel which is disabled or for some
other reason cannot proceed she takes
it in tow, and at the masthead two
white lights are shown. This is n very
necessary precaution. as vessel pass
ing her at right angles in the dark
might easily run right into the boat
which was being towed unless some
Indication of its presence there were
given. If steamer is proceeding
alone, however. only one light is shown
at the masthead.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
CONDUCTING A BUSINESS.
Usually Trouble When Head of the
Firm Takes 1t Easy.

Conducting business is like rolling
huge bowlder up a hill. The moment
you cease to push it, the moment you
take yom shoulder from it and think
you will rest and take Il easy, the
bowlder begins to crowd back upon
you, and if you are not careful it will
either run over and crush you or get
away from you altogether and go to
the bottom with crash. 1t is neces-
sary to be everlastingly pushing, fol
lowing up the bowlder, keeping it 60
ing, in order to get it to the top of the
hill
One of the greatest dangers of early
prosperity in any line is tendency to
relax effort. Many a man ceases to
grow when his salary is raised or when
he is advanced to higher position.
Many business man, after he has
built up large business, ceases to
exert himself. and the moment he
pauses in his campaign of pushing and
struggling, the moment he begins to
relax in giving his close personal at
tention, his business ceases to advance,
and fatal dry rot sets in-one of the
worst diseases that can seize on any
individual or concern.
The man who attempts to run busi-
ness, large or small, must keep his fin
ger constantly on its pulse in order to
detect any rise or fall of temperature,
any irregularity or any lar in the ma
chinery. When the head of a firm is
trying to take it easy, there is usually
trouble somewhere.-Orison SWEET Mar
den in Success Magazine.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
A CALL TO THE WOODS.
Commune With Yourself Occasion
ally For Your own Good.

Commune With Yourself Occasion
ally Tor Your own Good.
Mr. Busy Man, leave your task some
day; let the shop take care of itself,
let the mill go as it may, let the plow
stand in its furrow, and take yourself
into the depths of the solemn, shad-
owy woods. Call back, all, call back
the forgotten years; collect around
you the old friends, the old thoughts,
the old ambitions, the mistakes you
made, the faults you had, the wrongs
you did or suffered, the opportunities
wasted, the vain things you sought, the
work that you might have done better,
the kind words you might have spoken
and did not, the good deeds you might
have done and did not, the frowns that
should have been smiles, the curses
that might have been blessings, the
tears that ought never to have beer
shed, the wounds that need never have
been made.
Commune with yourself-your past,
your present, your future. your crimes,
your weaknesses, your doubts, your
fears, your hopes, your despair-and
thus let conscience and the angels of
your better self beat your soul into the
prayer:
God be merciful to me, slnnerr'.-
Watsons Magazine.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
JOY.

Joy is prize unbought and is freest,
purest in its flow when it comes un-
sought. No getting into heaven, as a
place, will compass it. You must car
ry 1t with you, else it Is not there.
You must have 1t In you, as the music
Of well ordered soul. the fire of
holy purpose, the yelling up out of the
central depths of eternal springs that
hide the waters there.-Horace Bush
nell
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-12-06
Had No Pull.

MIR. Makinbrakes TO chance acquaint-
'ance whom he has met at a swell par
ty)--lf yon have any influence with
Mrs. Upjohn / wish you would suggest
TO her that she announce dinner. I'm
frightfully hungry. Chance Acquaint-
ance-Me? haven't any influence
with Mrs. Upjohn. I'm Mr.. Upjohn,-
Chicago Tribune.