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Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
JAPAN sE ARE JURILANT.
Toxic Already Celebrating Marshal
Oyama's Victory.


Oyama's Victory.
Tolio, March 10.-Although the ac'
tual extent of the success gained by
Field Marshal Oyama's army is I'M
known Toxic is already celebrating
the victory. Flags are going up all
over the city and crowds are on the
streets, eagerly buying the extra edl-
tions of the local papers and congratu-
lations are pouring into the Office OF
the minister of war and to the army
staff headquarters.
1t is rumored that General kuropat-
kin's retreat has been partly cut OF,
inslring heavy losses of supplies and
the capture of many prisoners.
Field Marshal Oyama, in an order
directing the pursuit of the retreatlng
Russians, prohibited his troops from
entering Mukden in masses in order to
preserve the respect of the tombs and
sacred places of the imperial Chinese
household and to protect the welfare
of the inhabitants,
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11

Darwin made more money in later
years, but infers that this had less to
do with advancing the world. He says
further that the exceptions to the rules
the men who have done great things
after forty, only illustrate the truth Of
what he says. AS to himself, while
he wrote most of his books after the
fortieth year, he contends that he gath
cred the materials for them before
that. He says, however, that he did
not mean to be taken seriously in his
reference to the idea of ehloroforming
men over sixty suggested by Anthony
Trollope's novel.
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
Miscellaneous

Accidents.
During the funeral service Of a ne
gro musician in the African Methodist
Episcopal church of Brooklyn Feb. 2T
eleven negroes were killed and forty
injured when the floor of the chapel,
crowded with mourners, gave way.
An explosion in a shaft of the Unit
mines near Bluefeld, w. Va, Feb. g..
killed twenty three miners. Most Of
the bodies were recovered
A disastrous fire swept over the resi-
Dental section of Hot Springs, Ark
Feb. %, causing the death of Eve per-
sons and rendering 1900 homeless; loss,.
100000.
New Orleans water front was swept
by fire Feb. 26 which destroyed many
valuable piers, entailing loss Of
$5,OOO,OOO
The second section Of an inaugura-
ton excursion train from Cleveland
ran into the first on the Pittsburg, Fort
Wayne and Chicago. near Clifton, Pa.,,
March 5, causing the instant death Of
and the injury of sixty or
more, FIRE adding to the tortures Of the.
injured.
Deaths.
George s.. Boutwell,. ex-governor OF
Massa chusetts, at Groton, Mass, Feb
q, aged eighty-seven.
Sir Wemyss Reid. the English author
and journalist, at London, Feb. g..
aged sixty three.
Guy Newell Boothby, the English
at London, Feb. ~, aged thir-
ty-efght.
Edward o. WoIcott, ex- United States
senator from Colorado, at Monte Car
10, March l, aged fifty-seven.
Edward Cooper, ex-mayor OF Now
York, only son of Peter Cooper, at his
home in that city, Feb. %, aged eighty
one. l
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
President of the People I'm Office

With this attained title the president OF the
the MArch Of
throng including oadom During the
which had sought be guided
limited tendencies President Mckinley Mr. Roosevelt
by appeal the who
machine
REPUBLICAN, Division In the ranks Of the opposition had given
bold attack the
dragon actually approval BryR though
displeashg some! OF his henchmen.
exceeded public functions Of the kind Pnnsyyna
Of
abaze with electric de-
signs Office OF the grand ball
peaceful death at and Vice
President being senate OF the
nominations
With succeeded by Coe
presidents unchanged
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
BLOW TO CLASSIFICATION.
Baltic Provinces Demand Restoration
of Ancient Rights.

st. Petersburg, March 10.-The Bal
tic provinces, the classification OF
which was regarded as practically
completed, have been encouraged by
recent developments to again demand
the restoration of some or all of their
ancient rights. A well developed move
ment backed up by the mobiles and in
telligent classes, is now openly de-
handing that the teaching of German
in the schools be revived and that
native officials conduct the admins
tration of the provincial affairs.
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
IN GREAT CONFUSION.
Russian Center Retiring HurriedIy Te
ward Tie Pass.

ward Tie Pass.
With tbs Japanese Left Armies,
March l0.-rhe left armies have cut
and destroyed the railroad between
Mukden and Tie pass. Details are not
obtainable at present. The Russians
are in retreat over the northern roads.
The left column Of these armies is
at Likanpu, seven miles north of the
Hun river and five miles west of the
railroad, and has had a fierce fight
with Russian force thrice its number.
The Russian casualties number 10000
The Russian center is retreating in
great confusion.
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
SOCIOLOGICAL
Would MoraIize the Trusts.

Would M0ealiZe the Trusts.
The comparatively new conception OF
the corporation with conscience has
been emphasized by President Wilson
Of Princeton in his address at New
Rochelle, N. Y. He favored the plan
of compulsory publicity Of the affairs
Of trusts and corporations so that
boards Of directors would have to dis
close their consciences 1--WE can't abol
ish the trusts" he added. 1--WE must
moralize them"
Forty Years Of Emancipation.
The declarations adopted by the an
nuaI negro conference held at Tus-
kegee, Ala, last week assert that the
negro race has saved more than $780,,
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
RUSSIANS DRIVEN OUT.
Japs Capture Village Northwest Of I'm.
perial Tombs.

perial Tombs.
Mukden, March 10.-The Japanese
attacked the village of Pudiasa, north
west OF the imperial tombs, and stub
born fight followed, but the Russian
advanced guard was Obliged to aban.
don the village.
During the night the Japanese at
tackled the village of Santaitse, north
OF the imperial tombs. The fight cen
,tinued as this dispatch is fled.
The Japanese outposts have reached.
Hirantchan, on the south front, and a
heavy cannonade is in progress there.
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11

was to establish q
great many profess
orships and fellow
ships in compare
tive law and legis-
lation. By this he
meant not the work
Of the existing law
schools, which in
struct as to what
the law is, but in
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
Commercial.
Earnings Of the p. r. r.

Earnings Of the p. r. r.
The annual report of the Pennsylva-
mia Railroad company shows gross
earnings of $23s, 242, 402 and gross in
come Of $87, 1851. This income is
1924, 1851 more than last years. The
net earnings were 81, 737, 578 less. OPP
Grating expenses were curtailed spas
OTIS.
OIL Independents Organize.
Most OF the independent oil produ-
GERS and refners in the states Of Kan
sas, Ohio, Illinois and Indiana have
met at Chicago to form an organization
in opposition to the Standard Oil com
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11

him. He says
he has been ac-
cumulating da-
ia for years
for q work ON
this subject,
which he will
bring out soon.
He cites Oar
win as one ex-
ample Of what
is meant on the
ground that his
greatest work
was done while
he was a young
man exploring
South Ameri-
ca. DR.. Osler
admits tn a t.
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
JAPs INVEST TIE PASS.
Newchwans Says kuropatkin's Sur
render Is Inevitable.

Newchwang, March 10--It is report
ed here that Tie pass has been invest
ed by the japanese and that General
Kuropatkin, having no alternative, will
probably be forced to surrender with
in a week.
Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
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Morris tribune., 1905-03-11
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The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22
HON. .JOnN TlGHE.

Assemblyman Tlghe's letter should
be read by every brain worker leading
. strenuous life.
Hon. John Tighe, No. 90 Remsen St.,
Cohoes, N. Y, Member of Assembly
from the Fourth district, Albany county,
N. Y, writes as follows:
"Peruna has my hearty Endorsement
as a restorative tonic of superior merit.
At times when have been completely
broken down from excess of work, so
that my faculties seemed actually at a
standstill, Peruna has acted as healing
restorer, starting the machinery of mind
and body afresh with new life and
energy.
~ recommend it to a man tired in
mind and body as a tonic superior to
anything I know of and we'll worthy
serious consideration. ~. Tighe.
Excess of work SO common in our
country causes impaired nerves, leading
to catarrh and catarrhal nervousness
a disease that is responsible for half Of
all nervous troubles.
Peruna cures this trouble because it
cures catarrh wherever located.
IT you do not derive prompt and salts
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write at once to DIR. Hartman, giving a
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be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
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Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
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The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22

him fades. Il begins 20 b q bore a
have to write 50 often to the little girl
up country. Certainly he means to g
home and marry her in due time. Mean
while he only half reads her letters and
his own grow less and less fervent anS
spontaneous. The plain. brutal truth
10 that he has tired of his early love.
To girl who goes through such an
experience the pain is deep, and often
blighting. She loses her confidence in all
men because one man has shown him
self unworthy. According to her tenn.
permanent she behaves. Sometimes she
utters futile reproaches. Sometimes
she exclaims against his GOODNESS. She
is in an unenviable position, but her
only digniied course is to let the cor
respondence drop and give her lover his
release. A man who tires of his sweet.
heart will tire and grow FESTIVE when
married, and prove anything but de-
sirable husband.
Long absences are irving episodes in
the course of true love There comes
a day when letters SAVIOR of disappoint-
ment. This is not to say that thou
sands of people are not steadfast. 1t is
only to comment on the too frequent
fact of chagrin and shipwreck that is
in evidence when love letters become a
burden, and gradually cease to be sent
in the custody Of that faithful medium,
the daily mail. -
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22

clothes on, and he said It was Ill Carl.
baldi's fault, that just rs dad was get
ting . good grip on the paddle, tho
gondoiier heaved q long sigh, and the
onions in his breath paralyzed dad 20
he fell overheard.
"Then you don't blame your little
boy, do you?" says I, and dad looked
at me as he was hanging his wet shirt
on chair. Course not; you were
asleep in the cabin But say, II I ever
hear that you did tip that gondola, It
will go hard with you" but Just
looked innocent, and dad went on dry
ing his shirt by charcoal brazier and
never suspected me- But am getting
the worst of 1t, for dad and his clothes
smell SO rsuch like q clam bake that II
makes me sick.
Well, old friend, you ought to close
up your grocery and come over here
and go to vesuvius and Pompeii with
us. where we can dry our clothes by
the volcano, and dig in the city that
was buried in hot ashes 1000 years
ago. They say you can dig up NUM-
mics there that are dead ringers for
you, old MAJ.
o, come on, and have fun with us.
Your friend.
HENNERY.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22
THE RAINY-DAY ATTIRE.
What Two Women Will Wear When
Weather IL Unpropitieus and
Einery Would Get Draggled.

About the business woman and her
dress there cannot be too much said in
favor of suitable dress. There is very
well-to-do business woman in New York
who wears on cloudy days suit of
Scottish plaid. 1t is in red and black,
one of those brilliant suitings, just
suitable for bad day. Il always wear
bright red or glorious green on dull
days." she says.
Her dull day suit consists of q box
plated red and black plaid skirt. With
1his she wears red waist with black
silk stock and a black belt. Her hat
is fancy black straw-an all-the-year-
round hat-with smart red quilts at the
side. Her gloves are red leather. The
coat with this suit is three-quarter
black serge, with brilliant red and black
collar and cuffs.
Another business woman has adopted
the shorter skirt now being worn. She
wears very heavy leather shoes which
require no rubbers. The soles are the
heaviest that can be made. With these
she wears long black and white check
leggings that reach to the calves of
her legs. Her coat is black and white
checked tweed which comes just be.
low the tops of her boots. It is made
tight fitting in the belt line and very
full in the skirt. It is buttoned down
the front with smoked pearl buttons.
Underneath she wears q light weight
taffeta shirt waist suit.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22

the gondolas. he remembered all about
Venice, and picked out q gondolier that
looked like one dad saw at the world,a
fair, and we hired him because he
talked English. All the English the
gondolier could use were the words
you bet your life" and you're dam
right" but dad took him because 1t
seemed SO homelike, and we have been
riding in gondolas every day.
On the water you can get away from
the beggars. This is an ideal exist
ence. You just get in the gondola, I'M
der canopy, and the gondolier does
the work, and you glide along between
buildings and wonder who lives there,
and when they wake up, as all day
long the blinds are closed, and every
body seems to be dead. But at night,
when the canals are lighted, and the
moon shines. the people put on their
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22
Fruits and Nuts as Food.

Experiments with q dietary of fruits
and nuts at the University of California
have shown that both furnish the body
with energy, and the nuts yield some
building material also. The cost Of a
diet exclusively Of fruits and nuts
varied from is to 46 cents day for each
person, which will compare favorably
with the cost of an ordinary mixed diet.
One student gradually changed from a
mixed diet to fruits and nuts without
apparent loss Of strength or health. He
was able for eight days Of the expert
ment to carry on his usual college work,
and for part of the time he also per-
formed heavy physical labor The arti-
cles are quite thoroughly digested "and
have q much higher nutritive value than
is popularity attributed to them" The
wholesomeness Of a long continued diet
of fruits was not taken UP.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22

him aboard his canoe, and he looked
at me as though I was to blame. They
got boat hook fastened in dads pants
and landed him in the gondola, and he
dripped all the way to our hotel, and
he smelled like fish market.
l asked Gar.baldi, on the way to the
hotel, If he was counting his beads
when he was down under the water
with nothing but his pants out Of the
water, and he said: you're dam
right" but I don't think he knew the
meaning of the words, because he prob
ably wouldn't swear in the presence
of death. Dad just sat and shivered
all the way to the hotel, but when we
got to our room asked him what his
idea was in jumping overheard right
there before folks. with his best
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22
REASONABLE REFLECTION.
4 Practice That = 1sprehensibls q
Unsaasonablo Hours
Only.

Jsha Farson, the Chicago banker, who
has drawn up list Of satirical rules for
entering society, holds that there is too
much dissipation among the rich, says tbs
New York Tribune.
"A remark heard the other day." he
eaid to reporter. would apply well to
the average society man.
about the Russo-Japanese war and the
How curious, the man said, tina.
before entering the house.
"Tt is only curious, the woman re-
torted, because it is practiced at all hours
instead of at night solely"
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22
COURT KNEW THE GAME.
And Took Judicial Notes Of tho Fin.
Points as They Were
Narrated.

Senator Clay, of Georgia, is looked
upon as one of the best raconteurs in
the upper house of congress. In negro
dialect stories he is inimitable, says
the Louisville Courier-Journal. This
is his latest:
When Judge David Irwin was hold
ing court in Marietta, Ga, negro was
brought before him for smashing the
nose Of a companion while the two
were engaged in a supposedly friendly
game of cards. There were q dozen
witnesses who testified that there was
no provocation whatever, but that the
prisoner had suddenly leaned over the
table and smashed the nose of the
man opposite, nearly knocking that
organ out of place.
The belligerent was convicted of as.
sault and battery and sentenced to six
months imprisonment. The man had
in the past borne a good reputation
and Judge Irwin had known him for
years, and besides the judgefwas noted
for his clemency to first offenders. So
he asked the prisoner, when the case
came before him for review, why he
had acted in such a manner. Az
"You must have had some reason, u
he said. 'Now tell me all about it, just
between ourselves"
"'Deed I did hab some reason
ledge; deed I did," the negro blurted
out. "Jedge. did you cher play seben-
up?"
The stern dispenser Of justice de.
clined to answer the question
Whether play seven-up or not has
nothing to- do with the case," he said
But 'ded it hab, jedge; it hab heaps
to do wifi it." the negro insisted, ''fol
lessen you can play seben-up you cain't
understan' how this yere happened
You see, jedge, me and that nigge,
o6er dar was Ylayin' and 1, dole The
kairds and I turn up de nine-spot OF
spades, and hab in my ham the jacl
and the ten and the deuce. He beg
and glib i'm one, an den what you
think dat niger ober dar done? He
lead de ace oh spades an put on my
deuce. Den what you think dat Niger
ober dar done? He lead de king OF
spades and give him hard look, bu,
put on my ten. Den what you think
that onery, low-down, sneakin' niger
done, jedge? He lead de queen OF
spades. I put on my jack, and den
Just lean ober an smash he's nose
clean often he's face"
When order was restored the Judge
solemnly revoked the previous sen.
tence. 81 think that If the defendant
pays one dollar" he said, 'all the re.
,quirements of justice which the SOW.
ereign state of Georgia demands will
be bountifully satisfied"
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22
Dad Plays He Is an Anarchist in
0eneva-In Venice They Give Aims
and the Bad Boy Upsets Com
dola in the Grand Canal.
By HON. GEORGE W. PECK.

BY HON. GEORGE W. PECK.
(Ex-Governor of Wisconsin, Formerly Pub.
Usher of Peck's Sun, Author of "Peck's
Bad Boy" Etc)
Copyright, 1905. by Joseph B. Bowles.)
VENICE, ITALY.-MY DEAR OLD
CHUMIRENO: Dad couldn't get out of
Switzerland quick enough after he got
thawed out the day after we climbed
the GLACIERS. We found that almost all
the tourists in Geneva were there be-
cause they did not want to go home
and say they had not visited Switzerland,
SO they just jumped from one place to
another. The people who stay there
any length of time are like the foreign
residents of Mexico, who are wanted
for something they have done at
home, that is against the law.l There
are more anarchists in Geneva than
anything else, and they look hairy and
wild eyed, and they plot to kill kings
and drink beer out of two quart jars.
When we found that more attention
was paid to men suspected of crime in
their own countries, and men who were
believed to be plotting to assassinate
kings, dad said it would be good
joke If story should get out that he
was suspected of being connected with
a syndicate that wanted to assassinate
some one, so told fellow that l got
acquainted with that the fussy old man
that tried to ride a. glazier without
any saddle or stirrup was wanted for
attempting to blow up the president
of the United States by selling him
baled hay soaked in solution of dy-
Mantle and nitro-glycerine
Say, they will believe anything in
Switzerland It wasn't two hours before
long haired people were inviting dad
to dinners, and the same night he was
taken to a den where lot of anar-
chists were reveling, and dad reveled
till almost morning. When he came
back to the hotel he said his hosts got
all the money he had. with him,
through some game he didn't under
stand, but he understood it was to go
into fund to support deserving anar-
chists and dynamiters. He said when
they found out he was a suspected as
sassin nothing was too good for him.
He said they wanted to know how he
expected to kill president by soaking
baled hay in explosives, and dad said
it came to him suddenly to tell them
that the president rode on horseback
good deal, and he thought if horse
was filled with baled hay and nitro
glycerine and the president spurred
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-06-22

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