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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10
When 1 Grow Up.

Our grocer's clerk comes every day,
Though why he should l cannot say,
For mother mostly orders beans,
And soap and mustard, salt and greens.
And tea and starch. and lard and rice
Not much of anything that's nice.
Such food for some folks may seem best,
But scarce eXcites my interest.
When I grow up, my grocer's clerk
Will very seldom need to work;
The butchers boy I'll ask to call
Just once in spring and once in fall.
III have the candy boy call twice
Each day, and sometimes even thrice!
Mornings it will be best, l judge.
To order caramels and fudge;
At night, box of chocolate creams,
To make me sure Of pleasant dreams!
I mean to have the toyshop man
Stop just as often as he can.
New toys grow tiresome soon, you know
And then, ones friends do break them
so!
Heigh-ho! what bliss will fill my cup
When I grow up! When l grow up!
Youths Companion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

Perhaps the most remarkable tnlng
about the life Of the late General Co
mez Is the fact that he lived almost
seven years since the close OF the war
without being the principal of an In
yestigation.-Des MOines News.
When 1t is remembered that more
than 1900 men are employed on the
Panama Canal and the yellow fever
has claimed only six, 1t can be seen
that the plague is not seriously ham
pering the york.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The resident administrators of the
Philippines, having heard Of Secretary
Taft's ability as an offhand letter
writer, will probably be careful dur
ing his presence in the islands to avoid
saying or doing anything calculated to
invite the attention Of his typewriter.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10
WashiuUtOn's Horses.

General Washington was a splendid
horseman. There was no animal he
could not master, and he never lost his
seat in the saddle. Fox hunting was
one Of his favorite amusements, ana
at the meet few of his friends or
neighbors were better mounted than
he. He usually rode large, fiery
animal Of great endurance. called Blue.
skin. The names of some of his other
horses We're Climbing, Valiant, Ajax
and Magnolia.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10
Trick with DOminOcs.

The performer asks the audience tc
match the blocks of Il set of dominOe-
so that the number laid together cor
responds While this is being done lie
nounces the number of spots on the
two last blocks.
Solution. The performer secretly
removes a block bearing no double
number of spots. The number of spots
on this block must be the end numbers
on the set. TO avoid detection it is
advisable to change the block when
the trick is to be repeated.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10
4 PIeaaaut Afternoon Tea.

Oh. let me fill your cup again! There's
quite enough for me.
I'm always so delighted when friend
comes In to tea.
Now how is Dolly getting on? Sugar?
Only oneD
And is spring cleaning over? l have
only just begun.
But after so much busting, this Is pleas
ant rest for me,
And oh, there's lots to talk about when
you come in to tea.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

The Healthy Mind.-The religion Of
healthy mind is simply the religion
Of childhood continued into nature life
and glorlfed.-Rev. ii. II. Rose, Epis-
copalian. Newark. n. j.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

Observation-Disclosures Is master Of
men. 1t is cruel task-master, driv-
ing men into premature graves and
robbing them of their souls. Business
Is business. Business before pleasure.
Business before worshlp.-Rev. j. b.
McClay, Methodist, Cleveland, o.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES are living in an
age Of organization and reorganiza-
tons. New societies are being formed
all the while and older organizations
are constantly improving their ma
chinery. Methods Of organization are
therefore reduced to science.-Rev.
G. L. Palmer, Lutheran, Kingston,
n. y.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

Regulating Speed of Automobiles.
The new law In New York for the
regulation Of automobiles permits a
speed Of eight miles in cities and vii.
lagos and twenty miles in the coun.
try.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

Tie Sa1oons.-I believe we can win
the temperance cause IL we so about
1t wisely and in earnest. The saloon
handles matters in politics with
shrewdness. So must the church,
Rev. John Thompson, Methodist Chi
cagO ILL.,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10
High Idea OF Honor.

The HeireSs-What Is your idea Of
a man Of honor?
The Count Throwing out his chest)-
Eet Is Won who will pay hees vine beel
and card debts even eef he AS to mar
nv in order to get zee money.-Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10
Eve Surprised Him.

"And now. Johnny" said the Sunday
school teacher, us there anything you
don't understand about Eve and the
serpent?"
"Yes'm." T..
well, what"
How'd Eve keep from havin' At
when she seen 1t comm ?'-Detroit
Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

A prophet Is without honor in his
own country because the heighbors
grow tired Of hearing him say Il told
you So"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10
Oranges OF California.

The orange production Of California
amounts to about $1S,0O0.O00 in value
and the gold product is about $1,000.
600.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

A1c Permanently Cured. NO fits or nervousness
lilo after first days of Dr. Klne's Great Nerve
ResOrer. Send for Free 2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. Il. H. Kline, Ltd S3I Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

Mothers will find Mrs. Winsow's Soothil
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

For coughs and colds there is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
ton. Price % cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

You Can Get -.iieL's DOT Ease FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsged, Leroy, N. Y, for a
free sample of Aliens Foot Ease 1t cures chill.
blains. sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet
1t makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain
cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists sell
At. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-10

be all tired after get home 40 I can't
do a thing 'ceptin' to read the paper
and smoke more great big cigars
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
LABOR NOTES.

Chicago nublic school teachers who
took side n labor trouble are in dan
ger of discipline.
Tae grand jury was organized and
begun investigation Of violence attend
ing the teamsters' strike in Chicago.
Adjutant General Scott arrived in
Chicago to direct operations of mill
tary forces when ordered out for
strike duty.
Troops are in sight to take part in
the Effort to preserve peace and pro
tect life and property during the Chi
C8go strike.
Cornelius p Shea faces a term in a
Chicago Jail for refusal to answer
questions before Master in Chancery
Sherman unless he escapes through
baheas corpus.
Gilhooly and the Chicago union Of
Gcials who hired him were indicted
for Conspiracy instead of murder, as
an autopsy showed Carlstrom's death
was due to pneumonia.
Demands for new wage scale and
the closed shop. backed by a threat
10 strike on June |, have been made
by the cupola tenders. helpers and la.
bcrers in the iron foundries of New
York Guy and vicinity.
The convention of the brotherhood
&c railroad trainmen in Buffalo adopt
eel an amendment to the constitution
creating the new Office of assistant
grand master. which will rank next to
gram master
AZ Washington, Ind. the boilermak.
Crs at the shops OF the Baltimore and
tho Southwestern railroad went on
q strike The men demand the dis
charge of the foreman. SIX hundred
men are employed and it is feared all
viii be affected.
The switchmens union Of North
America in convention in indianapolis
adopted new constitution, which
VII 40 into effect on July /, 1t pro
si'es that delegates and grand lodge
ofieers must be active swifchmen. and
creates a third class of insurance.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
NEWS OF THE WORLD.
JAPANESE WAR.

An assassin killed Prince Max
achidza, governor of Baku, with
bomb.
Russia officially denies that the
japanese army has cut off Vladi-
vostok
Grand Duke Sergius' slayer was
hanged, saying on the gallows that he
was glad to die.
Rojestvensy's fleet is declared
superior to Togos by naval experts
at Washington.
Father Gopon says he is working
for an armed revolution and expects
the people 20 dethrone the car.
Russians hear the Linevitch in TAX
ing the offensive contemplated a
battle on a grand scale.
The Russian flee is believed TO
have passed between Formosa and
Luzon and reached the open waters Oh
the Pacific.
Russia claimed to have proof o.
Japan's purpose to kidnap the emperor
of Corea. Both powers need Corea as
a military base.
The car took the direction OF the
war In his own hands. He ordered the
creation of a council OF national de
Tense under Grand Duke Nicholas
Nicholaiyitch. I4ineyitch Is to remain
as commander in chief. Birileff is IN
supreme naval command.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31

mayor and postmaster Of Ell Paso,
Texas, died of apoplexy.
A. Wilder Merriam, aged 80, son OF
the late Colonel John l.. Merriam and
a naIf-brother of Ex-Governor Mer-
Ram was prominent in financial and
social circles of the twin cities.
Brother Athanasius, aged SO, one OF
the founders OF the Order of the
Brothers of the Sacred Heart, is dead
at Nobel, Ala. He was John Frazier
q native of France.
William f. Cramer's funeral took
place in Milwaukee. Employees of the
Evening Wisconsin acted as active
pallbearers, while the honorary bear
ers consisted Of fifty of Milwaukee,
most prominent citizens.
Ehrard Adolph Matthiessen, who
hod large interests in the sugar rein
cry business in Chicago, died at his
summer home on Cornwall Heights, N
Y. For many years prior to 1857 he
was a partner in the banking house OF
August Belmont.
JCial Stewart Cressy, hnown
throughout the theatrical world as ]
c. Stewas-. one of the Two Johns, the
famous fat men of the stage, is dead
at st. Louis He was = years old
and was bolh in Dublin, ireland. In
addition to a wide reputation : an
actor he was also known as a play
wright, having been the author of sew.
eral farces.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
WISCONSIN LEGISLATURE

Madison, May 22-The recall bill,
which was passed by the assembly
and which was last Friday non-coI-
CURED in by the senate, was given 4
new lease of life tonight when Sen
atcr Sanborn moved for a reconsidera
ton of the vote by which the senate
refused to concur in the bill. The
motion to reconsider was laid over
until Wednesday morning. The bill
provides a way of unseating an alder
man who Jes not keep faith with his
constituents, by a special election To
choose a successor, to be called upon
a petition signed by so per cent OF
the voters of the ward. An amend
ment to the grain inspection law
passed early in the season was
adopted by the senate A Bill in
PRODUCED by Senator HudnaIl to re-or-
GAME the attorney generals depasr
ment and increasing the salary OF The
attorney generally from So, 500 to S. 900
q year was ordered to engrossment
The deputy is to receive a salary oil
81, 500. Senator McGillivray's bill t,
permit the architects association u
select a board of examiners who shalt
examine and issue licenses to all
architects who are to be permitted %
ply their profession in the state was
amended and ordered TO engrossment,
bill was sent to the governor the sen.
ate substitute being adopted. The
senate amendment provides that the
law should not operate TO favor any
particular safety appliance in prefer.
ence to another. The senate amend
ment to the Bletcher insurance ex,
arlindtiOn bill was concurred in and
the measure goes to the, executive. II
provides that the state insurance
commissioner shah be required to ex
anime all &C ipanies at least once in
four years and rules are prescribed as
to the payment of the costs of the
examinations.
I Similar actica was taken on the
Norcross bill to provide plan for
| the preparation of a history of the
/ part of Wisconsin in the civil war;
also the bill to provide an accounting
and remedy for license fee taxes I'm.
paid by railroads, and the so-called
Fola La Toilette bill to prevent the
unauthorized presentation Of dramatic
plays and musical compositions. The
judiciary committee joint resolution,
to submit to the people a constitu.
tional amendment that after 1912 no
one should be allowed to vote unless
he he a fully naturalized Ci.Izen, was
adopted by a vote OF Sc to Is. AT
present one who has taken out only
first papers" is qualified to vote
The Winch bill to appropriate $4,000
to encourage the cranberry industry
was advanced.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
MACON INAUGURATED AS
GOVERNOR OF CANAL ZONE

Panama, May 26.-Hezekiah A. Gui-
ger, judge of the canal zone, yeste"-
day administered the oath Of Office to
Charles G. Magoon, governor of the
canal zone The Inauguration cere-
mony took place in the presence of
President Amador and cabinet. the
diplomatic and consular corps and
prominent native and foreign resi-
dents. Governor Magoon in his inau-
gurstion speech said the reorganiza-
ton of the canal commission had re-
suited in the Capitalization of author
ity and the transfer of power from
Washington TO Panama, permitting
the putting of more energy into the
work of construction.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31

posed as a result OF the Philadelphia
gas lease deal
The plant OF the National FireworE S
company at West Hanover, Mass.
consisting of ten wooden buildings,
was destroyed by an explosion in the
mixing-room. Five emf loyes were in
jured and nearly 100 hatV narrow IS
cape.
In the investigation OF the General
Pope company at Milwa' lee, j. T..
Brockiebank, manager OF the Manu-
facturers' Paper company of Chicago,
testified that he virtually had been
forced not to compete witt, the gen.
, eral company.
At ST. Paul. while E. w Overman
pr prietor of a grocery STOW, sat with
his wife on the front porch Of then
home, a daring thief backed up to the
| rear of his store adjoining and re
moved part of the grocery stock.
Fred Klein has been arrested.
In the United States district court
/ William French pleaded guilty to rob
| bling The Dostofice at Mulberry Grove,
| Ill, ana was SeutIuCtu W bHl &C sVNi'
in the penitentiary, and George Miner.
! Charles Steel and Walter Dixon plead
| cd guilty to robbing the postofiice at
| Stubblefield, and were given one year
! each at hard labor in the house OF
correction and fined 500 and costs.
| Empire day, the anniversary Of the
birth of the late Queen Victoria, May
q, 1919. vas more widely observed
this year than heretofore. The most
prominent features were review Of
troops at Aldershot by the king and
the unwilling in st. Pauls Cathedral
by the Prince of Wales of the sculp-
tured memorial to the dead of Trans
vaal designed and executed by Prin-
cess Louise.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
Various Trust Lobbies.

NO one acquainted with the facts,
says the governor, will venture to
deny that the lobby has been very po-
tent in legislation for many years in
Wisconsin. Session after session the
school book lobby has suppressed or
defeated legislation Inimical to the In
terests of the school book monopoly.
Oar laws upon trusts are weak and i'm
potent. They serve merely to foil the
enactment of something letter. Fer
three successive sessions have
urgently recommended revision and
have submitted plain and specific
recommendations for effective legisla-
ton. A hostile lobby has found way
to block all legislation upon the sub
JeCi.
"A telephone monopoly has for
years, through the services of a paia
lobby. prevented the enactment Of a
statute which would have given the
itup,e of this commonwealth a COM
petitive service and assured them a
reasonable rate. Without going back
over that period of time covered BY
the impudent boast of raj way LOBBY
is proclaimed in this capi oil that no
Ju mas been enacted into law during
the sixteen years last past in the m
forests of the people when objected 10
by the railroads, without going back
further than the service of many men,
hers of this legislature extends, It ad-
mits of no denial that the railway lob
by defeated the bill to increase rail-
way taxes in 1899. that ii defeated the
bill ~ increase railway tax again IN
1901: that it defeatei the bill to create
a railway rate commission in both ~
those sessions and again in 1908. The
railway lobby maintained at this capt.
tol since 1899 has cost the people OF
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
WASHINGTON.

President Roosevelt issued an order
against convict labor for government
The president will foil the senate
committees plan to dodge the rate
issue by devoting his message 10 con
gress almost exclusively to tie rail
road problem.
A congressional ocean going junke,
was loiled by the error CT a clerk In
placing the appropriation for the
marine inquiry to The credit OF the
Panama canal commission.
Representative TTautmann OF East
st. Louis was named as attorney for
the new judiciary district in Illinois
whereby Senators Cullom and Hop
kins are brought into closer relations
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31

Madison, Wis, May 23.-In the
senate che of the bills killed was the
assembly measure to appropriate
1000 toward the cost of paving that
Turtion of the streets around the
capitol park belonging to the state
Another bill killed was that of Sen.
ator Sanborn, to increase the annual
apprr priation to the State Historical
aociety
The hill for the encouragement OF
tho state school of library science
was advanced, as were also the bill
relating to the oath and bond of
the commissioner of insurance and
providing that the state shall pay
the premium where a surety COM
uany bona is given The committee
On federal relations introduced a new
bill to create the office of assessor Of
/ inheritance taxes. He is 10 hold his
office by the appointment and at
the pleasure of the governor. Among
the measures delayed were the uni
yersity appropriation hill, the John
son anti-secret lobby bill, the Warner
gtdte civil service bill, the Merton
iii for a 100000 appropriation to the
state board OF agriculture. and the as
5rmbiy committee on railroads bill to
strengthen the ant-pass law ami pro-
vile that employees of the state and
OF the railroads at the same time
snail not use their railroad pass ex-
cept when actually engaged in the
employment of the railroads.
The assemly advanced to engross-
meut END third reading the mortgage
taxation bill, by vote of IS to 80 1t
provides that an mortgages shall be
assessed and taxed. that the mort
ra@ee. tle money lender, pay the tax
and that no agreement or other ar
( anstmeut he countenanced to operate
manner shift the tax to the borrower
" he money or otherwise escape pay
menf. Ii any such agreement or ar
lauscmenJ is entered into the mort.
"a 80 Is DECLARED null and void and the
-fS shall not allow 1t to be offered
Cs evidence in any action at law.
Governor la Toilette returned to
tie assembly without his approval
four bills together with messages
fer his action The bills vetoed
were as follows: Concerning the
;lStriC, court of Milwaukee county,
providing for additional fees for the
reporter allowing him to take an an
lV'ai summer vacation with full pay
End providing Tor the payment of a
substitute: providing for appeals to
'Ae circuit court from the decisions
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
oNElDAs TO GER MONEY.
indians Near Green Bay to Share in
Kansas Claim.

Kansas Claim.
Green Bay, Wis, May 2b-Final
proceedings are pending on the settle
ment OF what is known as the Kan
sas claim, the payment of which will
entitle the Oneida Indians living on
the reservation near Green Bay to
share in the distribution of a fourth
Of $2,000,00O the total amount of the
cain. Supt. ]. c. Hart says that he
has received information to the effect
that the matter IS practically closed,
The negotiations, which have been
pending for many years, are based
on the treaty of Buffalo Creek, which
was signed in 1887 According to this
the New York stale Indians were Civ
en- a reservation in Kansas. The res
ervation was not occupied and a
cain was afterward filed for its val
ue Supt Hart of Oneid. as been
ordered to close the Indian school on
May 81 on account of a shortage in
the Indian school fund. BY stopping
the salaries of the employees in this
way for the month of June the ex-
penses will be cut down sufficiently
to meet the shortage. This order APP
plies to all of the Indian schools in
the country. Only the superintend-
ents, clerks al engineers will be re
tanned during The month of June. The
regular summer closing time of school
at Oneida is June 80.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
OBITUARY..

Paul iu Bois, director of the Paris
school OF Fine Arts died In Paris.
Jacob Miller, pioneer merchant OF
Aurora. H.. tied.
John Brett "A prominent contractor
d'td ar his home in Springfield. I'll.
Br:gaaie. General Alfred T. Smith.
-etired. formerly colonel of the Thir-
r.nth Infantry died in Buffalo.
Colonel r F, Campbell former
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-05-31
BY CABLE.

Grand Duke Nicholas room in Paris
hotel was looted Of large amount.
President Roosevelt Will ser a
military mission to Faris 20 view the
French army maneuyers.
The French silk industry facing
ruin. asks the government to treble
The tariff