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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
FIGS AND THIsrLEs.

In time Of trouble refuse the devils
profered help.
Every youth will become a yeoman
in some cause.
The bltterest rod may drive to the
sweetest comfort.
Aptitude in prayer may depend on
altitude in practice.
What we gain in sentiment we are
apt to lose In sense.
Conscience is good watch, but It
viii not wind itself
Too many persons are looking for
an impersonal religion.
The miracle is the fash that cones
when God touches man.
Gods church Is his great irrigation
system for the water Of life.
The Bible owes It's place to its
power and not to our polemics.
II is sometimes conyenien. to mis-.
take prejudice for conscience.
Culture viii never eliminate the
marks Of the cross from Christ
We are commanded to rejoice in one
another as well as in ourselves.
What God sends down depends
good deal on what we win give up.
The analysis that destroys is too
high a price TO pay for our knowledge.
God brings bis servants to the side
OF his Son by the path Of his suffer
ings.
True love for God cannot be salts.
Ned with selfish pleasure in HIS pres
ence.
Take care 70 OH your pulpit with
aOying piety and your pews will I'LL up
with living people.-Ram's Horn.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
TRUTHS IN NuTsHELLs.

The less a man knows about women
the more he suspects they know about
him.
II a man is able to make bluI at
crying woman viii forgive him any
thing
He who loves and runs away can
figure in breach 0. promise suit
some day
The average man is kept SO busy
criticising the faults OF his neighbors
that he has no time to correct his
own
The custom OF treating is foolish
and vulgar-if you are not included In
the invitation.
IF man is color-blind he may be
able to look at modern stained glass
window without wanting to smash It.
Time works wondrous changes.
Diogenes hunted for an honest man
years ago. but now detectives are
hunting for dishonest men.
II a girl has two proposals. one
from man she understands and the
other from man she doesn't, It Is
ten to one the mysterious man viii
win out.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
- ANo MIspoM.

A suggestive Wedding rreseHt-a
case q Spoons
Many women are IKE waking dolls
VIII pAo1oErzph Errachnen,t
A wozzz's lzsr word is ether 4
cl1cA. \ cllneh oE q hrezkzEay.
whsa . Eza thinks that he under
stands women he gsz some awful
Az
Il sana people could not have their
zF tAsy w0zid ether explode Ct
choke.
Never marry 2 nan 10 get nd Of
hin O. y0u VII d1d u harder 70 get
I'd C hin
Il w0uld take AZ awful iot Of soft
soap and silver sand TO Wash out sone
peoples pzsts.
When q nan IS q rank failure he
hlznes some woman When he sue
eeeds ne forgels to-
A small welsh rabbit can do an
zgoniEing stunt that win make a six
fOOtsr turn sick and dizzy.
Il husbands and wives could swap
their -old stories . change of audi
ence might lend new interest
Should women prcposes- Great
Heavens. No. Are the poor mere
men never - know any peace
Many Al ordinary mortal tries 10
represent himself as an angel who
chanoed 10 light Oh the wrong perch
Girls-'Tis better to have loTed
them AL
Than never 70 have loved a.
all
A woman nay not reason, but she
can render decisions that would put
supreme court justice ont Of bust
ness.
When We realize the Transformation
in the hero Of our calf love dream we
often feel Ike spending the rest Of
our days in prayerful thanksgiving.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR


Somehow girls aren't GATED TO driY-
ing single.
There are just as many April fools
In every other month.
It's an i'll wind that blows Eobody's
fruit into somebody else's yard.
Lies thistle crop doesn't care a
hang about wind. weather, or rain.
The way to make a woman sure you
love her is not to love her, but to tell
her so.
A straightout enemy is more Of a
friend than devious friend Is less
Of an enemy.
When woman reads a book with
interest she always understands # if
somebody will tell her what it is
about.
It's curious how mad it makes some
girls when man kisses them and
acts like he didn't think they were
objecting.
Usually tho man who is putting up
job on somebody, else forgets to
look behind him to see who is put
ting up a job on him.
Some men are 50 tactful they can
get over loving a woman and make
her think it is because they love her
SO much.--New York Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
APHoRlsMs.

Patience is the king Of content
Mahomet-
Common sense is the genius OF our
age.-Horace Greeley.
When faith Is lost and honor dies,
the man is dead--Whittier
Anxiety never yet successfully
bridged over any chasm--RuEni
It is no use running; TO set out be-
times is the main point-La Fortaine.
The cheerful live longest in years.
and afterward in our regards. -Boyee.
One lie must be matched with an
other or it viii soon rain through
Owen.
To see what IS right. and not to do
It, is want Of courage, OF Of principle.
-Confucius.
Not to return a benefit is the great
er sin, but not to confer ii is the
earlier.-Seneca-
The earnestness Of life is the only
passport to the satisfaction Of life
Theodore Parker.
II one fight for good behavior, Cod
makes one a present Of the good feel
ings-J. H. Ewing.
Nothing can constitute good breed
ing that has not good nature for its
undation.-Bulwer
To be thrown upon ones own re-
sources is to be cast into tho very
lap Of fortune.-Franklin.
There is limit to the work that can
be got out Of q human body. or a
human brain, and he is a wise man
who expends no energy on pursuits
for which he is not ftted.-Gladstone
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
BORN OF EXPERIENCE

Marry in haste and repent IN one
room fat
a Eoman's last word IS either .
cineh. a clinch OF q break-away.
A real clever woman makes it q
business to look very dense at times.
Never marry q man to get rid Of
him. or you may find II harder TO get
rid Of him
If it we're not for lie bar and buffet
some men would never have . drop Of
good in them
A woman may not reason. but she
can render decisions that would put
a Supreme Court Justice out Of busi-
ness.
Now is the season for the callov
youth to enjoy the festive sport with
the antique spinster disporting at the
warm resorts
The monogram fad is all right. but
better let it alone. There are times
when positive Identification might be
embarrassing
When a man tells a woman that
she is tie only one he ever loved. shy
Of. He is either q colossal liar OF too
green to be wholesome.
II women were like checks and
could be stamped 70. X -"and ~. G."
on the bacE. many lea would be pro
tected from damage suits.
A soft wooing, cooins speech with
but little reason in the background
gets its innings while 4 cold business
proposition backed by hard, common
sense is trying to set warm
No matter how loud a duck may
quack. it will never win a cock fght
Kate Thyscn Mari.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
wonss-LovELY woxksL

= nan TO 6 lsEsd y beazts.z zl
w5-z- iz g-ceazn1-
Bez1rlf-l dresses e-kzzcs fzs zoo5
l0oks cf 9 tzz5so-s E1z ard t.s
1gzln=ss q Z pain c-s.
Many 4 rc-zz on-y bec1-ss an
zEe=l E5s1 ske has been rz1ght II
TIE szzres q tie devil
ne zl- cf E1zzn sho1-6 bs 70
zzke hs- hushzzs f0zs q his hone;
3 nan who loves lis home loEes his
wifA
Grzutu1s ard tsTotion are ssnti-
meats Taich engP.dsr friendship. o.
tez destroy l0Ts AID Invariably XII
passion
No lore letter Is sincere unless Ec1
begin * wir.gzr knowing what yc1
are guz1g 10 szv and finish II without
having me least idez q what yo1
have said
Whz-sTer EzF BE- the Shortcomings
of C1pid. he l. 3 frank and sincere
little fellow. for you can 10 more hide
lore Waea yo1 teel il than yo1 can
fslgr Il when Jon DO not feel Il
A woman Who rsnk-ries runs =
double risk. that Of regretrizg her first
husband. or of reEetting she did not
zlWzys have the second one ghe may
ere1 hzss 70 regret having lad both
Ezz- for The life Of ne. I cannot
rz1erslznd is that t1e lady killer, that
champion ass 81 creation. could ever
Be successful with one woman I al
ways had an idea that women liked
men
Some women appeal 70 our hearts.
sO-e 10 our passions, some to the
highest instincts Of our character.
some to our follies and weaknesses.
We should marry none except those
EhO appeal 10 our reason
4 woman perfectly beautiful Of face
and figure Inspires in me feelings akin
Of those of the most religious fervOr-
bsIieFe that God invented beautiful
women IN order that men might BE-
convinced Of his existence.
TIE vengeance Of q woman Is 10
be feared much more than that Of q
man. because fair play is seldom in
her life; If she Is revengsful, there
is no mezness. 10 treachery Of which
she is not capable to carr out her
vengeance.
OF all the incidents IN the whole
comedy Of lore. am not sure bu.
that the sweetest and the one longest
remembered is the first time you took
woman's hand in yours and pressed
It gently. There was such promise
in her not Withdrawing her hand.
II you are an observer Of human
nature and Of z humorous turn Of
mind, you never need be dull when
there are women about; and the most
entertaining ones are those for whom
you may feel the greatest amount Of
sympathy. For that matter, no criti-
cism has the least value when the
criticized object does not appeal to the
critic.-Max O'Rell in New York
American.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
BITS OF PHILOSOPHY.

MatrfnOuy has spoiled many friead-
ships.
Any man can make his wife DO any
thing she wants To-
TIE skiilful hunter is not theorist
but man Of practical alma
Human nature Is prone to laugh or
Ezeer a. what It does not understand
Lots Of men suddenly become near
sighted when they start out TO look
for work
A h0nsly girl always believes a
man Who says that pretty girls make
poor wives
When z woman admits q thing she
expects man to admit that her ad-
mission doesn't count
When a man proposes be doesn't
seem 10 realize that It may result in
his losing control Of himself
Often woman Is 80 inconztant that
after making up her mind as to her
age she is unable to stick to it
With greatness and conceit a man
might be content-though, Of course,
the greatness Is not absolutely neces-
sary.
Business is like a clock II is
wound up after It runs down. And
it isn't Ike clock, for after It is
wound up II stops.
It is easy for q millionaire philoso-
pher to tell young man how to live
on So week and put money In the
savings bank
II you see a couple walking along
the street and the man goes On while
the woman psuSes to look IN at the
chop windows it's sure sign they
are married.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10


Il there were ID t1Elt-1-3s-s ws
Eh11l1 s-aEzz-s
70 bs conrezz=1 yu- =us- hs Eoo6
f-le11z E5lh yuzrse1
TIE zzn Wh1 Is trzrezs IN words Is
czIa1 weakest IL zEuul
Women VIII 51zhis ehizs 4-s ait to
ha sEzcring II I1Ts s1zlrz
To b born without hrzcr ere losss
tWo-sAir-s Os HES e15cyzszL
70 be ElSzz5A-zsuo.z Is offe1 the
hirrersst thing 20 bear n this Efa-
Prp5lezs rrzzczzpz1ly sxist IN works
q zcrl11 ard the minis OF uroccuyle6
Eo=z
Tie wC-z1ly EuZz- Is bcrl-nO-
made sAs is not ozly good. but good
for sozsrhing
TIE mind and body Of q critic
sho1ld alike Be healthy. CtherEise JUS
tee nay s1Eer-
Sometimes cze hears unpleasant
truths about ones self without being
able 70 retaHzEe-
/ woman y rTc1d 70 see coue back
% her side the nan whom size has
left perfectly free.
Il you are fond Of a woman. tell her
50: it cannot hurt yOu. and it VIII
make her Eucn happier
Passion Is 50 largely mental n Won
en that reality seldom iustihes the
heights il reaches in Imagination
Women are more ambitious in love
than men; not only DO they wed the
heart, but they must share the
thoughts as well
i is usually the plain and uninter-
esti1g woman Who Is jealous Of her
husband The clever and successful
woman seldom has the time
Women with great endowment for
loving often find the majority OF men
fall short Of their standard, conse-
quently they seek compani0nship in
Al ideal-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
FROM NEW BOOKS.

If not sure Of the merit Of your
ideas quote them as another's-Myra
Of the Pines.
The woman who makes a doormat
Of herself will always be trodden up
on.-Fables for the Elite.
Those who have not been imposed
upon are thiefs equal, with thiefs
discernment.-The Fool.
II man is obliged to make a fool
Of himself, it is best he should afford
amusement to others while doing so.
The Minority.
American women have not awak.
ened to the meaning OF good citizen
ship, SO they prefer chivalry to jus
tice.-Abroad with the Jimmies.
II God didn't intend women for the
place they have in de social system.
it was mighty lucky for EN- dat man
did so Chimmie Fadden and
Mr.. Paul.
There is a certain amount Of grief
and sorrow which comes with every
great joy TO give 1t a cost mark where
by we may always remember its value.
Dorothy Vernon Of Haddon Hall
One Of the few good things about
society is that until you are very
successful indeed you can not do as
you like; you must At your whlms and
inclinatlons into other peoples
grooves-A Remedy for Love.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10

Tra chsca-o Tribrre has received
f-ou 4 private of the Ni-sa i-t2ntrJ
TIE 1oIIorirg uniq1e bit APPARENTLY
heartfelt ard souif.d ce5cription O
tie ~ir,es q the flr czSt" cTcE E-ica
the Stars and strlres eoat.
The Philippines are q trrcn q
t-ouble gathered togetteT On Tie hcsl'
ron ot western civilization
Tzey IRE bounded ca tae ncIth D
ROCKS ans destruction. On t-e east "
typsocns and Eonsoona. On the scltn
b ca-ul5z.s ami earthquakes. and
On The vest b hoodociam a-d snrg'
gIers-
The climate ts q eo-l.naiion ot
electrical changes. especially acaStea
10 raising Cain.
The soil IS extraordinarily fertile,
producing iz-ge crops of inEurTectlon
and trsckery. The Inhabitants arc
extremely Industrious. Their chief
occupation is trench building. t1o
manufacture Of bcloa and knives. and
reIozai1g Remington cartridges.
The Filipino marriage service II
impressive. especially the clanse
wherein the vie "a given the priv
nege Of working as much as her
husband desires (Which Is from Day
light until DARK.
The beast OF burden Is the carabao.
On q three-zfIe sourney olly ten csys'
rations need be carried II the trip
should Be 100 niles the driver would
die Of old age before reaching ni5 dcs-
tinztion-
The rivers are serpentine Il course
their currents running il opposition
to all known laws Of graTitatlon.
Manila is the capital and the prin-
cipaI city. II is situated OF Manila
hay, large land locked body Of va
ter. full Of filth. sharks and Spanish
submarine boats.
Cavite. the next city Of importance.
is noted for its natural facilities for
q naval station and its large nu-a-
Der Of saloons and Chinamen-
The principal exports of the island
are rice. hemp. and war bulletins The
principal imports are American SOL
diers. arms, ammunition, beer a11
tobacco.
Malaria is so prevalent that on sew
eral occasions the island has beea
shaken by chill
LBzon. the largest Of the group. re
sembles one Of old sy Grumes' cast
on boots
Communication has been estab-
lkhed between the numerous islands
BY substituting mosquitoes for ths
carrier pigeon. the mosquitoes being
much larger and better able 70 stand
the fatigue Of the journey.
The native costume is a -four sack
tied around the waist The children
under 12 years wait until the next
year for their clothes.
The towns are aggregations Of
shacks. full Of hfh, ieas. cur dogs.
cats. chickens. pilas horses, flies and
bugs. the inhabi9 9hts all living on
terms OF equalityl
The native drink is hino, or con-
centrated tarantula juice. cactus
juice, barbcd wire and lightning.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-10
DIFFERENT LOTS m LIFE.

Girls sometimes wish that they
were men, but the troubles Of this
world are about equally divided
A girl has to pin her hat on her
head. but a man often has to cnass
his into the middle Of a muddy street
A girl can break off an engagement
and be free at once. but a man can
be sued for breach Of promise and
beggared.
A girl can be i'll all the year round
and she gets the sympathy Of all who
know her. but a man similarly placed
is told he is lazy.
A girl can put on a tea-dollar hGt
and it is called taste man may
wear a two-doilar one. bat it viii be
called extravaganza.
A girl can put on all the colcrs Of
the rainbow and look like a bird Of
paradise. A man must wear plain
coIors and look very ordinary.