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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

A man has an idea that either ho will
invent something some day or inherit
money.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Don't think because n man owns a
livery stable that he has horse sense.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

gets the last word Not 80 safe: he
Invariably gets the last word. but he
never says IL
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
COMPLETELY RESTORED.

Mrs. p. Brunei. wife OF p. Brunei.
stock dealer. residence Bill Grand
Ave. Everett. Wash. says: For NJ
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
1 IA
Our tea is sound; our adj
vice js sound. Our advice
is as sound as our tea.

Your grocer return. your money II you don's
tikr schiillng's Hest
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

a giri can change n name she doesn't
like Whenever she plcarck. but "a man Is
stuck to his hard and fast
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
Try One Package.

II Defiance Starch does not please
you. return II to your dealer. II Il
does you get onc-third more for the
same money. II will give you salts.
faction, md will not stick to the Iron.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Johnny" said his mother. I'm
afraid you told me a deliberate false
hood NO, I didn't mamma" pro-
tested Johnny. Il told II In an awful
hurry"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

No. tho average man doesn't under
stand classical muSic-and he Is proud
of u.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

What l say goes" remarked the en-
phatic man. as he sent n telegram.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
Japanese Burial custom,

Japanese dead are buried in
squattins. posture. chin upon knee
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Don't try to kill two birds with ons
stone. Use n shotgun.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
us. American Locomotives.

The locomotives on the new fast
expresses between Cologne and Berlin
are built after an American pattern.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

sDr David Kennedy's favorite Remedy is
sadsrins" Il Ispfon. Albany, y. Y. World famous 81
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

"Can no method be devised to in.
duce people to attend church," well.
We might pass n law requiring them TO
keep away"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

when n stupid-looaing twelve year
old boy was asked bv tho teacher In
what year he was born, lie said that hc
mover was born. he Mad a stcpmother."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Never Judge a mans knowledge OF
human nature by the opinion he has or
himself.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
How's This ?

silence often covers 10, of isnor
anec.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Do Your Clothes Look Yeliowf
Then use Defiance Starch. II will
keep them white-16 OF. for 10 cents.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

some men pray for their friends and
.nms, oihcrn prey upon thcni.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Few mon have faith enough to leave
their umbrellas In the vestibuIc OF n
church.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

And the higher a man -iimps the
harder will be his fall.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

FITS 2. g n e.: "a ..s 80.
G FREE s,,.I so;ssf I'd ,ssss,s
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Your grocer returns your money II you dont
like schiiIing's Best.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Important 10 Mothers.
Exsmins carefully every bottle Of cAsToRfA.
4 .afc and rurc remedy for infants and children.
that IL
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

A man isn't SO very poor II he can af-
ford to keep but one dog.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

In the game of life diamonds arc
deal.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethng, snfiens the gums, reduces IN
nAinmatoe. ainys pain. cures wind collie. ESQ bottle.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Silence is one thing you can't name
without breaking 1t.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
TEA
TEA
Is it tea that makes the Japl
What makes Russian?

The uufo. tunate mans friends al
waye live a long way OF.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
TEA

Our dealing a challenge
Our dealing a challenge
Our dealing a challenge
Our dealing a challenge
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

When You Buy Starch.
buy Defiance and get the best, 16 OF.
for 10 cents. Once used. always used.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

Every girl should know how to firt.
in order to be able to refrain from
doing 1t.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
INTERESTING LETTER
WRITTEN BYAN0TABLEwoMAn
Mrs Sarah KELLOGG OF Denver. ccf;
Bearer Of the Woman's Relief 0Sfps.
Rands Thanks 70 Mrs.. Ptnkham.

Tho followinsI
letter was written
by Mrs. Kellogg
OF 1928 Lincoln
Ave, Denver.l
Colo. to Mrs. Pink
ham. Lynn, Mass.:I
Dear Mn. Pinkliam :,
!" For dve yean Il
was troublsi with a
tunor, which kept
growing, causing me
Intense agony AMI
a
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09
TEA

Your grocer returns your money II you doa's
like schliiinys Best.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-06-09

"This Is n good day for the race.
..what racc?'' "The human race"
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
Bent Her Double.

Il knew no one, Tor four weeks, when
| was sick with typhoid and kidney
trouble" writes Mrs. Anna Hunter, OF
Pittsburg. Pa. "amd when got better,
although had the best doctors ! could
yet, was bent double, aud had to rest
my hands OH my knees when ! walked
From this terrlbls affection was res
cued by Electric Bitters, which restored
my health and strength, and now | can
walk az straight a. ever, They are simply
wonderful. Guaranteed TO cure stomach
liver aud kidney disorders; at T, )
Wadsworth's drug store price soc.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
Give Me The Names.

Of your friends OF relations in the east
who intend moving to the west during
the coming spring or summer
There will be in effect during the spring
months. from all Eastern points TO every
section of the West greatly reduced ratee
both one way and round trip, and it will
he to their interest that you give me the
names of parties who may he induced
by these rates to come west. No matter
where they may be located, we will have
our representatives call upon or write to
them aud advise them of the cheapest
and best way to make the trip. Gail
upon or address.
{. A. Walker, General Agent
Chicago d North Western Ry.
p o. Box 100 Salt Lake. Utah
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
CHOLERA lNFANTUM.

Child Not Expected TO Live from One
Hour to Another, hut Cured by
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoes Remedy.
Ruth, the little daughter OF Il. n
Dewey Of Agnewville, Va, was seriously
i'll OF cholera iniantum last summer
"we gave her up and did not expect
her to live from one hour to another"
he says. 81 happened to think OF
Cham berlain's Cholic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy and got bottle of IL
from the store. In live hours after
saw Il change for the better. We kept
on giving it and before she had taken
the half of one small bottle she was well
This Remedy is for sale by IL b
Mefrihew.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
FREE oF ClIARaE

Any adult suffering from cold settled
on the throat, bronchitis, brcst or lung
trouble Of any nature who will call at r.
j. Wadsworth's, will be presented with
a sample bottle of Boschee's German
Syrup, free Of charge. only one bottle
given to one person end none to child
rem without order from parents
No throat or lung remedy ever had
such sale as Broochee g German syrup
IN all parts Vi the civilized world
Twenty years ago millions OF bnttlee
were given away and your druggist viii
tell you It's success was marvellous II
isIeally the only thrort and lung rem
edy generally endorsed by PLY sicians
One 10 cent bo;tle will cure or prove its
valLe. Sold 10y dealers in all civilized
counties
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
conntlies

the throat, an open avenue by which
any number of diseases can find the r
way into the system. 1t must be re
membered that the throat is very
susceptible TO attack. particularly IN this
climate, and this fact makes it doubly
true that an ounce Of prevention is
better than pound of cure The
moment there's anything the matter
with your throat, however slight tie
rouble, attend to il instantly. One Of
the best remedies for sore throatis our
piphtheria Remedy AS this medicine
may be needed at any time it should
ways be at hand Don't forget thai
our prescription department is the best
in Lehi.
IT,. Wadsworth, Main St
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
A Letter from
George M. Howell.
A Hudson Road,
Portsmouth, England,
June 23rd, 1906.

June 23rd, 1905.
To TnE EDITOR on The BANNER:
Sir:-Being resident of your city
and thinking few lines from this lar
off land may be interesting to your
readers, | write this letter.
Having been called to go on mis-
sion to Great Britain /, in company
with As others, was set apart on AprIl
18th to go to Europe. in company
with Jas. II Cook of Ogden, Julius
Noach CThomas) Of Idaho, and Jos A.
Fyne left Ogden on the Goth inst ar
rived at Chicago Saturday at IA. IN. ;
spent one and half days sight seeing
visited Lincoln Park and Geological
Gardens, where there are quite number
of wild animals, nice garden OF beautl'
full flowers, green lawns, with hundreda
Of people. Chicago is little world OF
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
CHRONIC RHEU MATlSM
Positively Cured-Cured Quickly and
Permanently by the Use of kelletts
Oil and Sweet Spirits of Eden.

Permanently by the Use oil kelletts
Oil and Sweet Spirits of Eden.
These are the most marvellous renee
dies Of the age. oil of Eden disgulves
and removes through the pores OF the
skin ell impurities. Sweet Spirits oil
Eden increases the powers OF the nerves
through the circulation OF the blood,
thus making every organ OF the system
perform its proper work. Taken In con
junction, these remedies will cure the
worst cases OF chrouic rheumatism.
even of years standing. Kelletts OIL
and Sweet Spirits OF Eden are not cheap
remedies, but Inexpensive cures. They
cost the sun of S5.00--a doctors bill
costs much more. Take your choice.
Note the fact that ordinary cases oil
rheumatism THAT is. rheumatism that
has not reached the chronic stete) may
be cIred by the use of Oil OF Eden alone.
which COTS but two dollars per bottle.
Oil aud Sweet Spirits Of Eden are put
% in small bottles. The remedies are
highly concentrated-you do not pay Tor
water.
Il you desire further information aud
proof. drop post card to the California
Co-OperatIvo Medical Company. JO6
Broadway. Oakland, Cal, or. better
atill, purchase two bottles from your
druggist and test the goods Yourself
For sale bv To. Wadsworth, druggist.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
A Surprise Party.

A pleasant surprise party may he
given to our stomach and liver, by
taking medicine which will relieve
their pain and discomfort, viz Dr..
Kings New Life Pills. They are most
wonderful remedy, ahording sure relief
and cure, ior headache, dizziness and
constipation. Zoe at I. j. Wadsworth's
drug store.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
PLEASANT GROVE DEPARTMENT.

e@sse~ues~sss~z>se
The business houses reported a very
busy day Monday
All should visit wngtps new market
at Pleasant Grove.
Prof. and Mrs K. X. Lyman returned
home to Salt Lake Monday
Vim aud J. Kirk have left to spend
some time with their sheep
VIM. Cooper is back to Pleasant Grove
and will spend the summer here.
Home rendered lard at wright's new
market, Pleasant Grove.
Mrs and Mrs Chas. Paulson of Mona
are here visiting with Mr. and Mrs n. p
Paulson
Many OF our young men who are
at work out OF town returned home h.
spend the Fourth
All kinds fresh and home cured meats
Wright's new meat market Pleasant,
Grove.
Benz. Walker is taking ten day lay
of and is now visiting friends at
Bingham.
Many OF our young people attended
the parties at Am. Fork Monday and
Tuesday evenings.
Mr.. Tanner, who is working for
Wright & Co., will move mis- family
from Provo to Pleasant Grove
wensrd Halliday, with his family
will move to Am. Fork, where he is
employed by Wright & Co
Highest cash prices paid for pork and
veal. Wrights new market, Pleasant
Grove.
Mr.. aud Ms. A. f.. Cooper, Mrs
Ella Halliday, Mr.. and Mrs. Jas.
Adamson, David Adamsou, Mrs. Thos.
AdansoD aud son, Marion, went u
Lebi Wednesday to attend the funeral
Of John Lewis.
The marriage of Vera N. Tomlinson.
Que Ct the leading young ladies of Lin
don, and Albert Parks of Provo Bench
occurred at the home of George I
Tomlinson last Friday night.
Fresh and cured fish, sausages and
bologna at Wrighps new market
Pleasant Grove
Elder Ezra Walker il home from =
27-mouth mission in the Northern
States. He lsbUred in the State q
Indiana and the last six months wal
President OF the conference. As q
climax to his work HE conference re
ported 81 baptisms in the month o
June, with prospects OF many NOR
dnripg the summer. lie arrived hom'
Tuesday and is feeling line
Our national holiday went of 10
very successful manner. The good OLD
fashioned way of a parade drew man!
from Alpine. Am. Fork and Lehi TO wit
ness IL. The parade WAS success
Special mention should be made o
Ethel Beck. as Goddess of Liberty, AM
her aids, susie Halliday and Genev
West, also Bertha Harper, who repre-
scented tab. The program was goo
and appreciated by all who attended
The baseball game between Pleasan
Grove and Linden was won by the lat
ter. The rect OF the sports we're good,
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
Free Scholarships.

This county is entitled to four free
scholarships in the University Of Utah.
For particulars please enquire OF Prot
g. N. Child, Lehi.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-06
q n ~ m q TR Il a.
Pear, III. =, Tho Kind You HAYS MwaIs Bought
' S.: !; a; G J, Z; 3 3; T.:

Remember and bring your job work
10 the Banner office. Bill Heads,
Letter Heads, Statements and all kind
Of job work done. Dodgers from 9xl2
to llx22. Call and see us and we will
treat you right.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-01
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the AtchIson qlobe.I

EFron the Atchison GlobeJ
No boy ever let's a day pass without
hollering.
4 4;.$ Summer Girl arrived today. Isn't it
In politics, where you oftenest see the
title of honorable, men are least honored
We have so few rights that we like to
see other people occasionally have their
own way.
There is one thing at least that a man
can't be blamed for: the company at the
house.
An Atchison girl lately visited the coun-
gerry.
A husband should come home on pay
day, be there nights to keep burglars
away and take all his meals out.
There is too much said in the magazines
about the Truth, and not enough of it
heard in daily conversation.
Time flies so fast here lately that it
seems to US we spend half our time wind
ing the new eight day clock at this Of
An Atchison man who took out life in
surance recently says they asked him ev-
Gerry question, save when he was con-
An Atchison man threw another Atch-
ison man down, and the fact is attracting
good deal Of attention, as both are Ma
sons.
Often when it is said in a society note
that girl is accomplished, the reader
takes the consequent poverty of the faith
er for granted.
Remember when you throw a paper in
70 the street that it viii annoy and scare
everything in town but the automobiles
before it finds refuge in a gutter.
An Atchison woman contributes so much
toward the support Of the family there is
some complaint because she doesn't carry
large life insurance in her husbands IA
Vor.
i see" said Shade, trying to balance
herself on a fence rail, that my husband
has issued a card of thanks to my neigh
borS. Know what that card of thanks
means? 1t means he is feeling grateful to
that widow next door. I know all about
the men even If the wind does blow
through me-
A number of women who REGISTERED
nave organized a We Also society. If their
husbands stand on the corner and talk
politics they claim the right to also talk
home late to dinner these days viii find
at supper that his wife hasn't started
that meal. The We Alsos will be a sort
Of Get Even society.
A number of children were telling what
they wished most. I WiSh,' said a boy,
that there were giants these days. and
that when father is bad one would come
along and whip him" The boy will find
when he Is grown that there are giants
these days, and that grown up people get
whipped oftener and harder than the chill
dren. He needn't worry about Father:
Father catches it all right.
They tell Of a pension agent at Coolidge
who collected 81 600 pension for an old SOL
after the money had arrived Il know the
usual rate for money is only s per cent,
but admire your bravery in so promptly
responding to the country's call, there
fore l viii take this money. myself at 10
per cent as light recognition of your
service. " The colonel agreed, and the
pension agent has never paid either prin-
cipal or interest
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-01
TO PACIFY BURROW?

Now some of the politicians are say
ing that Governor Hoch may appoint
W. H. Haskell to be warden of the
penitentiary to "pacify'' J. r. Bur
row, because BurroW is angry over the
appointment of John Q. Royce as bank
commissioner. The next thing some
body will say that Governor Hoch
will appoint 7. 7. KeIly's choice for
state accountant in order to ''pacifyss
Kelly.
Why should Governor Hoch allow
either Kelly or Burrow dictate any Of
his appointments? Isn't the governor
to be congratulated because he has
selected some appointees who are not
endorsed by men of Mr.. Kelly's stripe i?
If the governor carries out his ante
election announcements not to be
guided by factional lines in his ap-
pointments-and it looks Is though
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-01
one Way Rates.

Every day from March 1st to May
18th, 1905. the Union Pacific will sell
One-way Colonist tickets at the follow
ing rates. from Missouri River terni-
anIs, Council Bluffs, to Kansas City in
clusive
$4,000 to Ogden and Salt Lake city.
$4,000 to Butte, Anaconda and Hell
s22.5o to Spokane and wenatchee.
Wash.
com, Vancouver and Victoria, via
Huntington and Spokane.
$500 to Tacoma and Seattle. via
Huntington and Spokane
$500 to Portland and Astoria, or
Ashland, Roseburg. Eugene, Albany
and Salem via Portland.
$500 to San Francisco, Los Angeles
and San Diego.
Corespondingly low rates to many
other California, Oregon, washington.
Montana, Utah and Idaho points.
Through Tourist cars run every dsv
on Union Pacific between Missouri
River and Pacific Coats; double berfh
S575 For full information can on 81
address nearest Union Pacific agent,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-01
THE MISSIONARY GENTLEMAN
AND THE STANDARD OIL.

THE MISSIONARY GENTLEMAN
AND THE STANDARD OIL.
A missionary gentleman he crossed rhe
And landed on desert isle where canni-
And soon he saw a savage man who. he
was Emperor To-Tommy Of the tribe of
Gumbo Goo.
% savage man, o savage man. come
come hitler as you should,
For here have some articles intended
for your good;
Some shaving soap, a button hook, a shirt
OF great expanse,
And those bi-furcate garments by the vul-
gar known as pants
The cannibal he gulped and blushed, not
knowing what TO say
He bit his nails and answered in q halt
ing, sheepish way,
"Oh, think me not ungrate1W Tor your
kindly, thoughtful toll
But. sir, I can not take a gift that's
bought by Standard Oil
''Tushl nonsenser' said the sanity man,
You shouldn't mind bit
Try on these patent leather shoes. I'm
sure they'll be a fit
But stubbornly the cannibal his kingly
feet withdrew,
And gazed across the palny shades OF
tropie Gumbo Goo
Z" IT'S true" he said, my simple ways
On truffled babes and human steaks Of
ten gormandize;
sometimes Kill my neighbors. too, I
sometimes beat my wife
But otherwise I've always led sweet,
straightforward life.
IF Rockefeller had but made his monu-
mental sum
In peanuts, leather, almanacs, health-fcod
or chewing gum,
1 might be willing with his gifts my royal
hands to soil
But one must draw the line somewhere;
I draw at Standard Oil"
The chieftaIns voice was choked with
sobs. 'Ill not get over this.
Perhaps-perhaps you'll come again. I'll
take it not aniss
Next time you call around this way, if
you should bring to me
Some art from Pierpont Morgan or some
books from Andrew G.
The missionary packed his grip, and
naught he had to say.
But with a tired, discouraged air he sad
~ turned away,
Then whistled for the pilot boat and ST.
lently withdrew
From Emperor To-rommy Of the isle Of
Gumbo Goo.
Wallace Irwin in New York Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-01
THE BUTTER BUSINESS.

what IS the matter with the Kansas COW
and not only the Kansas COW, but the
American COW in general?
The report comes that during the first
week of March there was imported into
New York $500 boxes of butter from
New Zealand and Australia This but
ter was not imported direct either. It
was first shipped from the antipodes to
London, and there reshipped to Ameri-
ca. In other words, this product Of the
antipodean COW came fifteen thousand
miles, furnished its profit to the pro-
Queer and two profits to shippers, and
then reached New York at a price to
compete with American butter-butter
from the prairies of Kansas as well as
from the clover fields of New York.
And not only this: that butter had to
be refrigerated across the torrid zone
for thousands Of miles, and this in itself
was no small expense. It also had to
pay a considerable duty before it could
get into New York harbor, which was
no small matter.
Is the Kansas COW going to stand idly
by and see the bovines Of q, little dinky
country like New zealand send their
product half way around the world,
overcome a. big lot of difficulties and
compete with her on her native heath
in that kind of style? Must New Eng
land and New York be compelled to
eat butter six months old because there
is not enough Of the combination of
Kansas cow and Kansas alfalfa to go
around?
For that seems to be the trouble. The
production Of good butter In America is
not large enough to supply the demand.
There are not creameries enough, and
the creameries cannot get cream enough
to supply the home consumption of but
ter.
It is up to the Kansas COW to get
buster. Many farmers who have been
selling cream to creameries and max
ing a business of it say that it is
source of considerable profit to them,
and there is no reason why Kansas
should not make up this deficiency in
the supply of American butter There
is no better butter in the country than
that which originates on the prairies of
Kansas, but too many farmers overlook
this opportunity to make money from
their farms. The United States not only
ought to make all of its own butter,
but it ought to export large quantities
to other countries. Kansas ought to
be able to help feed the world with
butter the same as she does with bread
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-01
THOSE AUTHORIZATIONS.

1t turns out that the recent 1egisla-
ture was not so extravagantly econ
omical after all. It is alleged that it
made appropriations in excess of those
of the legislature of 1903 by nearly
a half million dollars.
During the closing days of the leg
islature it was given out by those in
charge that the legislature of 1905
would appropriate less money by a
quarter of a million of dollars than the
legislature of 1903. and there was a
great flourish Of trumpets over the
announcement. Now it seems that the
flourish was only heated atmosphere.
Somebody either greatly prevaricated
or was greatly mistaken.
This does not mean that the late
legislature was unduly extravagant. It
made good in reducing the number of
useless employees. and so far as the
State Journal has heard. there is no
accusation that it made any great
amount of unnecessary appropriations.
But neither did the legislature of 1903.
The late legislature had the state re-
hnery to provide for, but that of 1903
had to build the new Parsons asylum,
and provide for other extraordinary
expenditures.
So it seems that the Campaign for
economy" last fall was useless to a
large extent after all. The only way
in which the last legislature was more
economical than the one preceding it
was IN the matter of employees. and
that was practically assured long be-
fore there was any campaign.