The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-04
THISTLES

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lnos h8u km hrtd VIII shy, john
do ysa tLiak wAnl tr,u body the kbow
hoW youf atns
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wits--l Wsa, 70 make bstsaln With 700
l.yos viii d, me have "a this afternoon
viii le, yoa 40 Ga wofih u srumblirg
sboat mftxtf&YtgAnte
--MsUms wtss thar pauahiy boy
ihfcE stones 5, ygg vby didE't you come
Etd tell ne intttsd % throwing them back
At him. Llale Willie Hugh What good
would Il DO 70 tel ycs you etulde't biz a
,55e o. htute.
Mrs Mcguire Tlii MAY Ann 0'ReIl.
y lboi ~ foife PLAINLY PLAYER intoifely
Ar. Ciatef saurc, az no wondhei isn'l
her UtCle Barney plAnny mover
Mrs. Men ioro-l'ye teen ihlbklBg Of
having my daughters voice cultivated.
wpga yous Mrs. psppery By all means,
" yea have triad avery other remedy.
sammy salesman Miss, Ia any one
waiting on yo1g Caroline Countfigurl--
lts, Sir smsrty. there 10, but It's none Of
your business. And he's got more sense
ard good locke In a Minute than you have
In yeAr 90 there, mister.
Suspicious .--JunioiPAr,ner- The book
keeper has been married nearly six months
now, Senior paftner- Wenf junior Part
pcr-Well, he iasn't ssked for raise In
salary. Setlor PArtref-H Heavens Wen
have TO have bis accounts examined.
- DO you ever have any difficulty In mai.
Ihg your guests at ease 10 conversation
No, answered the hostess. always invite
q pianist Of reputation, AZ soon as the
music starts the conversation IL sure to
follow.
What are the bees doingp They are
working hard to make honey. Ard what
!. the man doipgi He Is losfng I'LL the
honey "a made, And what will he do then
Bless your innocence. He'll rob tie tees.
--You must be careful said the phiosc-
phlc TREND, lest richea tempt you to pride.
My frletd, fald Mr.. Dustin Star, don't
worry. After rich man has been discuss.
I'd By the editors and portrayed by the car
iea,urlsls and criticised by The clergy, he's
liable 10 feel so humble That !. mskes him
cross
Mabel aot 10 her first youth First
Of all, he held my hands and told my for
tune and Their, Esle, he gtzsd into my
face ever 20 long, and said he could read
my thoughts Wasn't that clever Of him,
dear EVIe--oh, suppose he read between
the liue', darling.
80 II certain home where the siork re-
Gently visited there !, six year-old son Of
irqulrIDg mind. When he was first taken
IN TO see the new arrival, he exclaimed
on, mamma, Il hasn't any teeth. Oh,
mAmma, It hasn't any hair. Their, clasp
irg his hands 10 despair, he cried; Some.
body has done u, It's an old baby.
The Young Man With come embarrasf-
meni) There Ia one question you haven't
asitd me yet, Mr.. Hurpop. You haven't
wanted to kaow whether or not | think
cau make living for your daughter. The
% her Nau-rhat i,n't necessary, Henry.
She'll see that you make the living, oil
rlsh', II she's a. all ike her mother--spd
al X she IL.
correFpordsnt sends THE Atlanta
i.u,loa the following extract from
~ pious petition OF a good old eolored
b her In u 6 ,ofgla settlement; "Lawd,
" wants hlessIa' fer ever oD, 'eept one
G DAT one Is yaller nIsger, what boarded
We railroad train, en- ruined n wild de
whole collection what wpz took up ter pay
my ss'ary Wild Liwd, please make de
train lamp dc track--don't hurt de yuther
passengers, but take on one leg fam dat
Niger.
"A certain widow who lives In New
\ ork State Ia very DESTROYS Of having her
use bis Il flaence In stcurirgl
i pension for her. The member received
letter from this constituent several days
go, sgslu calling attention TO the fact that
be wsuls recognition. Al the end OF the
letter there was this Indignant paragraph
Il wAa, you to Know that mr. husband
lied o. regular, old fashioned consumption.
contracted In the service There ia some.
,ody writing 10 the Pension Office trying ,
10 keep me from getting the pension, who
avs John died u tuberculosis.
Bishop Peek 81 the Methodist church
was large mar, weighing over $50 pounds
While on a tour and storpiag st the res (
ience Of presiding elder, the bishop turn
a ovtf "a bis bed aud the entire furniture
drcppipg him TO the 4 ,or with
rcmcndous t1Gd. The presiding elder 2
ushei urssirs, eailIrs "Hhst !. the u
natter, blshepf Ia there anything ! car
% for your "Sothirg isthe matter" az.