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bic. terrible piles that kept him in agony.
Bowels would not act for days, heart ac-
ton bad, emaciated, run down and com
plctciy discouraged. He resorted to every
known means, doctors, remedies, baths,
etc, all to no avail. lie. says: soon after
| started Mulls Grape Tonic my bowels
began to act regularly, the pain left me,
aud my general health built un rapidly. l
heartily recommend 1t as an absolute cure,
to which / am u living witness.'
These are only n few of the very worst
eases of the thousands cured by Mull's
Grape Tonic.
We can cure you, no matter how bad off, anS
bottle of Muil's Grape Tonic and instructions
how to use It. The digestive organs are
strangely subject to the curative power Of
MulPs Grape Tonic.
There is no scheme about this. but a fair,
square chance for you 10 test this grand treat
ment for YOURSELF. In your own home without
cost.
II you have rheumatism, Stomach, Bow-
81, Kidney, Lung and Heart Trouble. In
digestion, Dyspepsia. cold, fever, diarrhoea,
loss Of sleep and strength, run down., Piles.
appendicitis, %tstuln, bad blood. dizziness,
bad complexion, ETC., remember they are
the result of Constipation, and Mnll's
Grape Tonic will cure you. 1t Is a splcn-
did Tonic, just as DIR. Dill states. Every
body should use it. Typhoid fever aud
appendicitis are unknown in fImilies
where Mull's Grape Tonic is used. You
need such a Tonic; begin to-day.
Don't wait. but send now for this free
offer and get well. Good for ailing chill
drcn and nursing mothers.
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Tired, nervous and irritable, the
mother is unfit to care for her chill
dren. and hercondition ruins the child's
disposition and react upon herself.
The mother should not be blamed, as
she no doubt is suffering with back
ache. headache, bearing-down pains or
displacement, making life a burden.
Lydia T.. Pinkhaln's Vegetable Com
pound is the unfailing cure for this
condition. 1t Strengthens the female
organs and permanently cures all dis
placements and irregularities.
Such testimony as the following
should convince women of it's value:
Denr Mrs. Pinkham
"Iwant to tell You how much good Lydia E.
finiham's Vegetable Compound has done me.
] suffered for eight years with ovarian
troubles. | was nervous, tired and ir-
ritable, and IL did not seem rs though | could
stand il any longer, as | had five children to
care for. LydiH e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound was recommended and it has en-
tiycly cured me. ! cannot thank You enough
!or your letter of advice and for what Lydia
T.. Pinkhaul's Vegetable Compound has done
for me, Mrs PHI. Hoffman, loo Himrod
Street, BROOKLYN. N. W
Mrs. Pinkham advises sick women
fee. Address, Lynn. Mass.
tLsAaE MENTION THIS PAPER.
SIOUX CITY P'T'G CO, 1,toe-4o, 1905
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
New York,s Lost Children.
From Pearson's Magazine.

Thc number OF children lost IN the course
If a year varies considerably.
The largest number OF children ever
sheltered at the Central office in the
course of a year was in 1882, the year of
the Columhian celebrations. when. during
twelve months. more than $500 children
We're under Mrs. Travers' care.
Fully two-thirds more children are lost
during the summer than during the Win
ter, and at the time of the Italian feast
OF St. Rocco. celebrated in June, the press
of parents waiting on the steps of police
headquarters is so great that, according
to the officer who tends the door, you
have to drive them down so YOU can come
up!' Indeed. Italians divide with Jews
the honors of losing their little ones.
About two-thirds of all the children lost
may be safely given to these two.
But the star day" of all the year is the
first opening OF the pubic schools, after
the summer vacation. Many Little ones
go to school for the first time and are too
small to find their way home ut noon: Sc
the mother doubtless gives the teacher
very cXplicit directions to keep ''Ikcy'
or "Rehocca' until her arrival at noon.
Now to the howildurcd tcachor, all pupils
at first, appear alike, therefore it is no
strange that she fails to remember which
IS ITO be kept till called for;" so. when
school is out. many little ones find them
selves in the street, not only totally ignor
ant OF how TO reach home, bat Frequently
Of where home is located. They wander
aimlcssly about, sometimes covering mos
surprising distances, Sna finally. tired
out and discouraged, they begin to cry
Here some officer takes a hand and, b,
night, the majority of them VIII be en-
joying The citN's hospitality at The centra
| office
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
Learned to SPELL Three T;m.s

New Orleans Timcs-IJcmocrat Thin
of a man learning how 10 spell three
tines and ,hcn not being able 70 spell
correctly said an obserEant man VINO
takes am interest in subjects of this sort.
'.and you viii have my case summed up
exactly. ! am not what you would call
a bad sDeiler by any manner of means.
But ! stumble now and then, and stumble
badly. Why is it? 1t is the simplest
thing in the world. | grew up in the
country, attended a country school. ana
my first spelling was under the rules Of
the old time school teacher. / learned
how to spell on my feet. 1t was a curious
fact that for a long time / could not spell
the simplest words unless ] stood up.
Standing 1 could spell anything, and, in
fact, was always the winner of III. speII-
ing bee. No one could turn me down.
as we used TO say IN the country. Well.
after this ! learned how to spell with my
pencil. All my spelling talent went into
the pencil. My tongue forgot The art,
and whether standing or sitting, could
not spell a word unless it belonged TO the
simple kind without using my pencil.
Now | began to use the typewriter, and
consequently | had to learn how 10 SMELL
again. Ask me how to spell a word now
and | will nave to go to the typewriter
unless the word is a very simple one. NV
tongue won't spell it and my pencil will
refuse to write it. So / nave learned to
spell three times, and as 1 said before. I
am not a good speller yet"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
YOU NEED SUCH g TONIC
Until Mull's Grape Tonic Was Brought
to America, the Following

Was I~ncurabEe.

10000 people die yearly from the results
of Constipation and Stomach Troubles aud
their attending Ills. Nine in every ten
have it. Many don't know it, and a good
many who do know 1t neglect it until it
is too late. Some get so bad they think
1t is incurablc, and then they resort to
the physic or pill habit, where the real
trouble begins. You and | know that
Pills and IhySic make us worse. we be
como a slav" to them, and finally they lose
their power and paralysis of the intcslines
occurs, and then SLOW death.
Now Constipation and Stomach Trouble are
Just as durable as other diseases; We have
proved this fully by curing over 10 900 the last
two years. Many of these were the most
chronic, serious, complicated kind In which all
hope despaired of. but our treatment cured
themFquickiy and to stay cured.
Mr.. Thompson, Of Peoria, who hnd suf-
fereu all his life and had given up hope,
was cured by "a bottles. DR.. Dill, of st.
Louis, whose health haL been broken
down, claims that several bottles cured
him, that It is a splendid medicine for
stomach and Bowels, and the best general
tonic he ever saw. DR.. Iicdrick, of Kansas
City, who had constipation so badly that
he verged upon nervous collapse, says to
his great surprise after trying everything
else was cured by Mull's Grape Tonic; he
says 1t is the best thing for Stomach and
DoNcis ibilu hlHuTeu MS, tnal mas come 10
his attention in his professional career.
Mrs. AlcoDa, of Chicago, who was n CON
frmed invalid for years, after taking a
thorough course Of Mull's Grape Tonic,
says she was able to leave her bed after
the third bottle. and is now enjoying good
health. She had tried everything that
came to her notice. Mr.. Crow. OF st.
Louis. had dyspepsia. liver and bowel trcn.
bic for 80 years, which he contracted dur.
ing the Civil War. He said he never could
get anything that even afforded him re-
lief, but that a short treatment of Mull's
Grape Tonic completely cured him. He
recommended 1t to old soldiers. so many
of whom suffer with the same complaint.
MIR. McCurdy, of Troy, Ohio, was one of
the greatest sufferers that ever came to
our attention. There apparently wasn't
an organ of his body free from disease;
Liver Trouble. Stomach and Kidney Irou.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
CHAPTER NNNIV.
HOW l MET a GREAT LORD AS
MAN 10 NAN.

The room in which l found mysen
was the guest chamber. furnished lux
uriously, for that day and place, in
French fashioned mahogany and gilt.
The bed was high and richly cayopied,
as betitted q peers resting place.; there
was a square of Turkish drugget on
the floor, Il cheerful fire burning in the
chimney arch, and on the small table
whereat the occupant of the guest room
had lately breakfasted. Il goodly dis
play Of The Ireton silver.
My lord was busy at his writing desk
when ] entered; but when he looked
up ] saw The light of instant recogni-
ton in his eye. Never. | think. did
another prisoner at the bar strive hard
er TO read his sentence in his judges
eyes than l did i'll that of
suspense. I liked not much the look
he gave me: but his greeting was af-
fable and kindly enough.
"Ah, Captain ~Ireton; It's YOU, is it.?
We are well met, at last. They told me
you We're gone to join the rebels, did
they not?"
Here was an opening for a bold man.
and in a flash ! came to the right
about, choked down the defiance | had
meant to hurl at him, and TOOK quick
counsel of coo audacity.
Indeed. my Lord, | know not what
they ave old you. III times past, the
! king had no truer soldier than j: and
| when ! came across seas twas not to
fight against him. But that | have not
joined the rebels is no fault of GER
tain of our Lordship's officers
Continued Next Week.)
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An Easv Choice.

From the Boston Herald.
This story is told about PresidenN
Roosevelt and an aged darby called
Uncle Jake. The old colored man Was
very religious, and vas considered a
pillar of the church he attended.
The president. while out driving one
cold morning, ne Uncle Jake. crippled
with rheumatism, hobbling along.
' Goo morning, Uncle Jake said the
president.
' Good morning, sah,' responded the
darby.
Then a happy thought struck Mr..
Roosevelt. "Uncie Jake he said,
which would you rather have this colo
morning. y ton of coal or a bottle OF
whiskN""
WELL said the darby, h~esitatinslN
Its this WAY, Mistah President, yo'
zee, ma folks III wood
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He Left.
From, The lndcpenden

From Tho Independent.
Robert Bonner, one day. was Criticizing
human nature cNnically. A clergyman
took up the cudsel in human natures
There is good in ali of US" he said;
more good than bad. believe 80 per
cent. of us have never done anything for
which there is real cause TO be ashamed
NONSENSE said MI. Bonner. Every
man has "a skeleton in his closet. You
could shout d gun any wiieiu and bring
down a bad man.
why" he continued. warmly, II once
knew a bishop who was considered the
hottest man in America. a friend of mine,
by way Of a joke, tclegraphed one night
to this bishoD:
All is discovered. Fly at once"
MIR. Bonner paused ana chuGkled.
"Well?' said the clergyman im~paticntly.
"'Well, what happened?"
by morning. said Mr.. Bonner, ",he
bishop had disappeared. and he has never
,een heard of since
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
led Mickey.
His EXAMPLE.

From IIaIpcr's Weekly.
Robert" said d cachcr in one Of the
public schools to her brightest pupil,
give me an example of the use of the
word dampcr in a sentence
Robert Thought Il moment, and then
delivered himself of the following:
"reacher is damper-ticular about our
IIr,,lich ~ ..
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
Looked That Wav.

From the Workers Statesman.
Shc-"Can't you trust me. dear?'
Hc-"l would trust Neu with my life.
darling!"
20, then you're not insured?"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
FIoored for OEcc.
Tho Ellirarn tYrihnnf

From The CNlCaHO TTIDUMo.
Miss Tartun-Why doe a man want
to wear a corset, anyway?
Young Feathertop-Why, great Scott,
what does a wan to wear Il
corset for?
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
A Needed Invention.

From the Chicago Tribune.
Gee, ! wished | was an inventor" cx.
claimed Jimmy, loafing outside the base
ball park.
WAT fur?' demanded Mickey.
'I'd invent "a knothole wat yer could
carry round wild yer and stick in a fence
anywhere you pleased"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
Appropriately Named.
the New Yorker.

What did you think OF that cigar l
gave you? 1t was AN Admiral. YOU
know
Well. we'll, 10Y appropriate. There's
Fomething about that cigar hats sus-
Eestlve of an admiral
"Nhat's that
Its rank;' and he might have added
that ii made him seasicli.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06

Pisc's Cure for Consumption promptly
relieves my little 5-ycar-old sister OF
croup.-Miss l.. A.. Pearce, % Pilling
street, Brooklyn. N. Y. Oct. ., 1901.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
Mothers Are Helped
THEIR HEALTH RESTORED
Happiness of Thousands Of Homes Due
to lydia e. %Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound and hirs. finkham's Advioe.

A devoted mother seems to listen to
every call of duty excepting the SUI
prcme one that tells her to guard her
health. and before she realizes it some
arrangement of the female organs has
manifested itself, and nervousness and
irritability take the place of happi.
ness and amiability.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06

From Puck.
Intimate Friend-llas your university
got as much money rs 1t needs?
Modern College Prcsidcnt-Well, no; but
we are getting it-by 'Desrees!'
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A Mystery TO Hin

A Mystery to Him.
Wife g a. INFLOW does it happen
that o have come A.ome drunk2-
Observation-Disclosures eff ] know, my
dearsh: | didn't mean to come home.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06

When writing to advertisers it will
be to your interest to say that you saw
their lad" in this paper.
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and myself as We'll. But l may not for
get my duty. sir
And With this cruel word she was
gone.
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One NAV,

From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
My manuscripts" complained the young
writer despondemtly, are always coming
pack to me-
IN tell you,' said the editor genially.
chow YOU can manage all that
"Oh. how cried the other, Frightening
hopefully.
Don't inclose any stamps"
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The Varsity Slot.

N:rs. WinsioW,s SOOTHING eS9ur -or CHILDREN
sottsns tho gums, reuuces loH. .,
'ays pain. cures wind onlic Scent = bcttia
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
a Cross Old Woman.

From the Minneapolis Journal.
Sir EdMard Monson, the veteran Eng
lisn diplomat vino is now visiting
America. served under Lord Lyons in
Washington during Lincoln's admins
~tration. and has many interesting stor-
les of lincoln to relate.
"A distinguished old woman" he said
the other day, "once called on Lincoln
AID rallied and Stormed over some
fancied wrong that she had suffered at
the governments hand.
MI. Lincoln listened to her politely,
he talked to her in the kindly way he
talked to every one, and then, after
she was gone. he turned to me and said:
Little Edith heard the other day
that a neighbor had shot his dog be-
cause it had grown old and ross. She
studied the matter out n while. and
then she looked up in her mothers face
and said:
~"'"Mamma. when do you think papa
will shoot Aunt Martha?"'"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06

Boston Transcript: Teacher-Which is
grammatically correct: The wages of
sin are death or the wages of sin is
death?'
Miss Prim-Don't you think, teacher.
that 'salary" is a more elegant teru2
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06

From The Atlanta Constltutlon.
Had lots o trouble this year."
90, yes-but We was born TO it,
sheriff levied on your CROP
40, yes-but that was 'cordin t.
law"
An lightnin' burnt your house
down."
Yes; but ever since hen I've been
shoutin' halleluia tina it didn't hit me-"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
SlIrcaSc

90, clear-eyed daughter Of the Gods, thy
name?"
Gravely she answered: Il am called Sue
cess"
THE house, the lineage whence thy beauty
came?'
Failure, my sire; my mother Weari-
ness"
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Not in DAYLIGHT,

From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
But YOU are always bothered with poor
light, are you?" inquired the complaint
clerk at the gas office.
citizen.
"Ah! thought so; it's only at certain
times that you notice it, chg
Yves; only after dark"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
pjssembIjnu.

Descending.
From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
= THAT man ia there is a hNpocrttc, s;tlo
jackson as lie left the drug store.
you mean the dru2giSt?'
"Nes. When | went in ! interrupted him
in The midst Of compromising a r'"Sortu-
lion: ! told him ! wanted II two-c"ltt
stamp. and he smiled as swcetly as If he
AaS Glad 10 see me-
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06
His Mistake.

From the Cleveland Leader.
you don't seem to care much for the
girls at this summer resort"
NO"
What became of that girl you were
flirting with last summer"
You mean the girl l thought I was
flirting with. She married me-"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-10-06

The genuine has a date and number
Oh the label-take no other from
your druggist.
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Maud and the Chigoe.

Said Maud when she first saw a chigoe;
20, shucks! Why, l thought they were
bigoe."
But Maudie soon found
There were others around,
And she yelled for the salt with much
vigoe.
"A. B. E.. in I~ndianapnlis News.
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"Oh. why did you come? Are you-
are you What they said you wereH"
"a spy? Ii | am, you would scarce
expect me to confess it, even 10 you"
"'Tis Observation-Disclosures ~diShonora-
ble!" she cried. Il could respect Il
brave soldier enemy; but a spy
There was a Gathering of hoofs in the
street and a jingle of sWord-scabhards
on the door-stone. l wheeled to face
the newcomers, determined now to
front it boldly as a desperate mar at
bay. But before the fumbling hands
without could find the door-knob Mar
gerry was beside me all a-iluttcr in a
trembling fit of excitement.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-09-08
GOLD FROM ALASKA.
More Than SIS 900 900 Already Received
at the L. 8. Treasury This Season.

~ VhU ~ ~ s'sso SSseSA''
WASHINGTON. Sept. 7.-More than $l5,-
O0o, 900 OF gold from the Alaskan and Klon-
dixie fields has already been deposited
in the United States Treasury this season,
and, based on the output OF prior years.
it is probable that some 81 OOO, 600 or IS Co.,
600 additional will be received before the
close Of navigation. The total receipts Of
the previous summer were SO 800 600, IN
round numbers, and this years aggregate
will probably exceed that sum by three or
four millions.
Up to Sept. 1 $i3. 600 600 Of this seasons
cleanup had been deposited at the Seattle
Assay Office, whence it will be sent to the
Philadelphia Mint for coinage, and 81 500 900
was deposited at the San Francisco Mint
for coinage there. The coinage Of that
mint last month was exclusively gold.
Of the value OF $9,0Oo 900. Nearly all of
this has gone into circulation through
the issuance Of gold certificates, and the
new Alaskan gold. as fast as 1t is coined
by the Philadelphia Mint. will be treated
in like manner.
Tho amount OF gold certificates now
outstanding is s522 1884 800. being an in
crease Of nearly 90 600 goo within the last
month. OF silver certificates $472, l0e 900
are outstanding, showing similar increase
In the same period.
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JEROME STILL MI ~ BED.
Has Bronchitis Doctor Hiamrs the West
err Trip for H.

District Attorney jerome, who took to his
bed on Wednesday, was not able to leave
It at all yesterday. His physician, DR..
George V. Foster. said that Mr.. Jerome
had bronchitis. contracted on his recent
visit 10 the West, where he made severa J
speeches.
II found him with considerable fever
last night said DR.. Foster, 'his tempera :
t,ire having reached 1903, but to-day that Is
reduced, and l expect that he will be about
in few days. II his fever is gone he will
be sent away to IAkevills tomorrow or next
day for another rest OF week or So
At Mr.. Jerome's house In Rutgers street
It was said last night that his condition
was not alarming. Mrs. Jerome and Mr..
Holder, Mr.. Jerome's secretary, believed
that the District Attorney would be able
to make the journey to Laievillo to-day.
Mr.. Jerome's illness excited great deal
OF comment among politicians, who know
him for an aggressive campaigner. They
figured that he would not be able to stump
az hard az usual. 1t 10 understood. how
ever, that Mr.. jerome has not expected to
make many speeches In the campaign, for
the reason that he wanted to devote himse II
to Office work. The Tamnany men who Nc y
that Jerome will be Endorsed by the Hall
remarked that Mr.. Jerome, put on the ticket
with Mayor Mcclellan, would not be obliged
to do an extraordinary amount OF talking.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-09-08
NIGHT TERROR on THE SOUND.


Two Women and Two Men Float About
in Small boat with Broken Rutider.
NEW HAVEN, Sept. Helpless In .
small catboat In the middle Of Long Island
Sound, because OF broken rudder. Miss
Edna Hill Of this city. Miss Edna Walsh
Of Bridgeport and Paul Dillingham; and
John p. Hubbard OF Bridgeport spent
a night in terror while their relatives ashore
were frantic at their non-arrival. They
started from the Bridgeport Yacht Club
Tuesday night for a short sail and the
rudder broke when they were seven miles
from shore. Darkness shut down before
they cloud make repairs. Steamers passed
dangerously near them and the wind rose.
The boat was an open one and the young
women became hysterical.
When morning broke Dillingham; -owed
ashore in the tender and telephoned to his
stepfather. C. Frederic Stead of Bridgeport.
Mr.. Stead fastened to this city and secured
the steamer Cynthia and spent all day in
searching the Sound. Nothing was heard
of the sailing party until last night They
had been taken ashore in an oyster steamer
but had seen nothing Of Dillingham;. Late
last night Dillingham; appeared. He said
that after becoming nearly exhausted In
his search for his friends he was overturned
and had to swim q mile to shore. All Of
the party are suffering from their adventure,
but their condition is not serious