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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Timely WARMING.

At a certain high school in this city
it is the custom to discuss briefly the
mornings news before taking up the
regular work of the day. In this con
nection, an instructor in the school
in question tells of a funny incident.
One day the teacher assembled to
her desk. paper in hand. She spread
the paper on the desk and glanced at
the headlines of the first page. ~''The
first head that | observed this morn
ing, said she, lis 'Poolroom Raid
ed" She then raised her head, and
with the utmost feeling in her voice
said:
Boys, never. never touch a cue!"-
Harper's Weekly.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
The chewinu Puppy.

What household has not at some
time had puppy, and what woman
has not been bothered by their chew
ing everything within reach? AS soon
as our puppies begin to want to chew
anything we furnish them with a
chewing stick, for the same reason
we give baby a rubber ring. This
stick is simply a part of a broom han
die about ten inches in length.
Every time he chews anything else
he is punished and then given the
stick, and he soon learns to chew that
and nothing else. We had one puppy
who would even whine for it if it was
where he couldn't get it.-Chicago
Journal
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Enouoh to Kill 10,

The Greek room is usually not a
place for humor, nor is Mr.. Fitzgerald
Tisdall, the professor of Greek at the
College of the City of New York, a
very humorous person.
Nevertheless, the following joke
was sprung on him The class had
just returned from the chemistry
room, where they had bravely listen
ed to a discourse on the elements.
The Greek lesson was commenced
with a history of 10 and her endless
wanderings. Finally Prof. Tisdall
asked: What did 10 die OFF,
A student who had been awakened
by the question grasped out: 'Iodide
OF potassium. New York Times.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
And the Next Day It Showed.

They were telling story to-day Of
a conversation a friend of Fl. II. Rog-
ers had with the Amalgated's presi-
dent. The friend wanted to know
whether the system" was going to let
Lawson make any serious impression
upon the price of Amalgamated this
trip.
ooh, pshaw," Mr. Rogers was report
ed to have replied, whats the use of
sweeping the snow off until it has
stopped showing ?'-New York Mail.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Never Had Driven a Solicit.

The manager of the Doemup laun-
dry had advertised for a man.
Early next morning mild-eyed
young chap appeared and referred to
the advertisement.
You think you can fill the bill, dc
your" asked the proprietor.
Il dunno, boss. I've druv a laundry
wagon, but I never druv one O. them
other things
what other things?"
And the applicant handed him q
clipping of the ad, which read:
'sWanted-A man to drive laundry
wagon and solicit. Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Reversing Things.

They had just finished breakfast and
the woman Of the future was about to
start down town, when her husband
arose from the table, placed his arms
about her neck and kissed her.
Dearest" he murmured softly, Il
love you more than words can tell
"Oh, you do, eh?" she rejoined, sus-
piciously. What is it nova new
silk hat or pair of trousers ?"-Chi-
cago News.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Comparison.

Hiram Harix-A teller up our way
is workin' on flynn macheen.
Owen Oatcake-Does he low it'll
fly?
Hiram Harix-Yees; he SEE he lows
it'll go up an down like tn price NV
wheat-Chicago News.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
The Trouble in the Case.

''I thought it was a case of love at
first sight
Eyes, but he had three days grace
and changed his mind" New York
Press.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14

Like frozen rain in the roses heart
is the life without higher thought,
greater purpose and keener perception
than that which delights the physical
existence.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Exceptional.

''Is he a really good violinist?"
eyes, and an exceedingly remarka-
BILE ONE
"In what respect?"
"His instrument is, not a genuine
Stradivarius.' "-Philadelphia Press.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
He Told Her Why.

Peckem- I have been asked to
join the Married Mems club, my dear.
Mrs. Peckem-Indeed! And what
do married men want club for, pray?
Peckem-Why, misery loves COM
pany, you know.-Chicago News.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
That Was Different.

Nell--Madge has a dozen engage
ments.
Bel1e-She must be quite fiirt.
Nell--No she's an actress.
Belle-Oh!-Da News
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Hundreds of Cures.

DR.. Hartman is constantly in receipt
of testimonials from people who have
been cured of chronic and complicated
kidney disease by Peruna. For free
medical advice, address DR.. Hartman,
President of The Hartman Sanitarium,
Columbus, Ohio.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14

To Launder Colored Embroidered Linens.
To launder colored, embroidered linens
with good results, the work should be done
quickly and carefully. Wash through
warm, Ivory Soap suds, rubbing with the
hands; rinse through clear water, then
through another which is slightly blue.
Dry indoors to iron, have the piece very
damp and place it, right side down, on
soft blanket. Press with hot iron.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14

Piso'S Cure for Consumption is an infa,lible
medicine for coughs and coldS.--N. w. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove, N. j.. Feb. II. 1900.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
The Curative Power of PE-RU-NA
in Kidney Disease the Talk
of the Continent.

Nicholas J. Hertz, Member of Ancient
Order of Workmen, Capitol Lodge,
No. 40, Pearl Street Hotel, Albany,
n. Y, writes:
GA few months ago I contracted a
heavy cold which settled in my kidneys,
and each time l was exposed to inclem-
ent weather the trouble was aggravated
until finally was unable to work.
after trying many of the adver-
tised remedies for kidney trouble, l
finally took Peruna.
In a week the intense pains in
my back were much relieved and in
four weeks I was able to take up
my work again.
II still continued to use Peruna for
another month and at the end of that
time was perfectly well.
s'I now take dose or two when [
have been exposed and find that it is
splendid to keep me we'll"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
WOMEN's NEGLECT
SUFFERlNGTHE SUREPENALTY
Health Thus Lost Is Restored by Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

How many women do you know who
are perfectly well and strong? We
hear every day the same story over and
over again. 81 do not feel well; l am
no tired all the time! 1"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14

If kissing is a form of insanity all
young men are more or less insane.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14
Mrs. Win.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
dammation, says pain, wind collie 25c bottle.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-10-14

A woman always thinks man is
afraid to argue with her.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08

Especial Yellow Fever Commissioner
at New Orleans for The Evening
Citizen.
New Orleans, Aug. Snow that
yellow fever is officially declared in
New Orleans and in other sections of
the south, the subject of shotgun
guarantees" is being discussed all
over the country, and especially by
those who attempt to break through
them here in the south.
A Gordon" is the name applied to
a line of armed guards drawn up
about a city or town during yellow
fever times to keep people from 60
ing out or coming in. New Orleans
has not taken advantage of a shotgun
quarantine for many years, but the
smaller towns in the rural sections
still use them. Monroe, La, has one
of them now, and only a few days ago
a man who tried to break through to
get his family was jailed and fined
500, fumigated and detained. In
many of the towns the quarantine is
against the entire world, and not a
living soul is allowed to enter or leave
regardless of where he came from.
Canton, Miss, has such a quarantine
at this time.
Shotgun quarantine guards, as a
rule, serve watches of six hours. Ev-
cry citizen is impressed into this
service. Even a military penalty for
sleeping at the post has been known
TO be enforced. There have also been
instances Of people being shot in an
attempt to balk the quarantine, but
the risk is SO great that il is seldom
taken.
When a town Is so quarantined con-
nection with the outside world Is had
by carriers depositing mail and mer-
chandise needed at some convenient
spot beyond the guard lines, where it
is fumigated before being allowed to
be brought in by the guards them
selves. Not even a dress pattern can
be taken into a Mississippi town from
New Orleans at this time without be-
ing first held up and fumigated.
Shotgun guarantees in many in
stances are so effectual that even
freight and passenger trains are not
allowed to stop. Armed guards are
placed along the depot platforms in
the towns TO see that the windows Of
through passenger trains are kept
closed. One of them left open upon
any train passing through the station
Is quite likely TO be the reason for a
. load OF buckshOt being fired at that
particular car window.
The Louisville & Nashville trains,
now, in passing through Mississippi,
only carry through passengers, and
these are locked in the cars before
leaving New Orleans, along with
armed guards. Electric fans have been
put in, that the passengers may have
cooler air TO breathe.
In Baton Rouge, in 1897, even the
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
B.. B.. B..
BITTER, BLACK, BILE AND HOW
RIGHT FOOD CORRECTS 1T.

Biliousness, from incorrect food,
opens the way for an outfit Of derange-
ments of not only the body but the
mind as well.
The world is a dark or gloomy place
to the victim, whether millionaire or
mendicant.
The wife of the head of a great in
surance office in an eastern city, was
cured, completely, of this wrecked af-
Fiction by the use of Grape Nuts. She
says:
For years I was a constant sufferer
from biliOusness and extreme consti-
patton and | suffered from the most
dreadful headaches once a week,
which sometimes lasted three or four
days at a time. Grape-Nuts food came
to my notice about five years ago. |
liked IL from the first and began 10
use It because | liked It, without any
thought that 1t might help my health.
To my surprise | noted that after a
short time all my ailments began to
decrease, and they gradually but sure
ly disappeared. | am now, and have
been for years, completely free from
them and enjoy perfect health.
Everyone in my house now eats
Grape-Nuts regularly, even my little
t~wo-year-old girl likes It with her Post
um Coffee (anOther thing we are
never without and prefers II to any
other cereal. It pulled her through a
difficult period Of teething during the
hot weather-she never refused
Grape Nuts when other food could not
tempt her to eat. It is the first food
intend 10 give to my babq boy when
! wean him.
My husband eats more Grape-Nuts
fod at every meal than Of any other
one dish. He says it never pals on
him, and he finds that II regulates his
bowels perfectly" Name given by
Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich.
There's a reason.
Read the little book "The Road to
MELVILLE" in each package.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08

ministers and the editors OF the news
papers were pressed into the shotgun
quarantine guard service. Any man
refusing to serve, regardless of his
station or excuse, was promptly hus-
tied off to Jail and kept there until
he changed his mind.
One does not feel at all comforta-
BILE in travelling through a community
in a train with the door and windows
locked, and seeing at every passing
station long-mustached armed men
with big shotguns, hands on trigger,
cycling you as suspiciously as If you
were a desperado. At but few towns
In Mississippi at this season will mer-
chandise be received from New Or
leans. An armed guard met one of the
Imperial line of steamboats, at Natchez
the other day and told the captain
he would have to return to New Or
leans, as he would not be allowed to
touch shore, let alone unload.
AS the yellow fever this year start
ed among the Italians in the foreign
settlement of New Orleans, an Italian
showing up in a country town now,
has a narrow chance of escaping, even
with his life, if he proves to have
come from New Orleans.
Some of the towns really wish to
keep open to New Orleans, and have
protested to the authorities because
of quarantine regulations. Protests of
this sort have been made by the
health resor towns on the Mississippi
sound, which are almost entirely sup
ported by summer residents from New
Orleans. Many hotel managers in
these towns have been financially
ruined.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
REGULATIONS FOR
LIVESTOCK SHIPMENTS
Cattle Allowed in Transit for
More than Twenty Eight
Consecutive Hours
MUST BE FED AND WATERED

On the recommendation of DR.. ID.
E. Salmon, chief of the bureau OF n
NAL industry, the department OF agri-
culture has decided to approve of the
shipment of cattle in transit for more
than t~wenty-eight consecutive hours,
il made under the following condl-
tions:
Ffrst-That the cars containing the
cattle shall be equipped with service
able hay racks, each lineal foot OF
which shall have a capacity of not less
than one cubic foot, extending along
the sides of the cars from the doors
to the ends. and that the cars shall be
so arranged that the racks may De
readily filled with hay through open
ings in the car roof.
~Second-That the cars shall be Mt
ted with cemi-cylindrical watering
troughs of galvanized or cast iron, not
less than seven inches deep by not
less than twelve inches wide across
the top inside measurement, with the
inner edge curved to retain the water
and facilitate filling. These troughs
to be placed in proper positions along
the sides of the cars and to extend
from the doors to the ends. All troughs
to be so arranged that they can be
readily filled with water and emptied
on the outside of the car, and the
troughs be kept free from all litter
and filth.
Third Food and water to be sup
piled at intervals not exceeding TWEEN
ty-eight hours while the shipments
are in transit, and in supplying water
each car to be stopped for at least five
minutes, during which time the
troughs shall be kept filled with clear
water and all the animals given an
opportunity to drink.
Fourth-In order that the cattle
may have sufficient space and oppor-
tunity to rest, the cars shall not be
overloaded, and in all shipments
there shall be room in each car for at
least one-third of the cattle to lie
down at the m time. The number
of head of cattle that may be carried
in a thirty-siX foot car is shown in the
following table, according to the aver
age live weight:
Ayor N,,v,Ao, % Avon N,Dohar 90
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
MEETING OF SAN JUAN
COUNTY NORMAL INSTITUTE

The San Juan Normal institute will
be held at Aztec, beginning August
IA, and continuing for two weeks,
Prof. II. F. Thomas, of NewkiTk, Okla,
VIII be conductor, assisted by Prof.
A. Martin of Pennington and Miss
Jenneyra and Eva Kissel. The teach
ers' examination may take place dur
ing the last two days of the institute,
but superintendent Smith will decide
definitely on this point later.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
SHOTGUN QUARANTINE AGAINST
PESTILENCE, A STERN REALITY

ARMED GUARDS ISOLATE TOWNS FROM FEVER STRICKEN NEW
oRLEANsmMENAcLNe cHALL ENeE OF sENTRlgs HAlIs ANY
WHO WOULD ENTER FROM THE INFECTED SECTloN-TRAlNS
NOT ALLOWED TO STOP AND STEAMBOATS, TURNED AWAY
RUIN SOMETIMES FOLLOWS II EALTH RULE.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08

of an injury sustained at Gallup, Nc
Kinley county, while he was acting as
brakeman on the Santa Fe.
Sewers says that he was riding on
the footboard in front of an engine,
to be ready to turn a switch, when the
rack gave way and the COW catcher
was broken. is foot was caught and
so badly injured that it had to be am
putated.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
For over slxtv Years

An old and well tried remedy-Mrs.
NlnsloW soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty years by millions OF
mothers for their children while teeth
ing, with perfect success. II soothes
the child softens the gums, allays all
pain, cures wind cholic, and Is the best
remedy for diarThoea. Is pleasant to
the taste. Sold by druggists in every
part OF the world. Twnty-hve cents a
bottle. Its value Is incalculable. Be
sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup, and take 40 other kind.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
The ONLY Way,

There is no way to maintain the
health and strength of mind and body
except by nourishment. There is no
way to nourish except through the
stomach. The stomach must be kept
healthy, pure and sweet or the
strength will let down and disease
will set up. No appetite, loss Of
strength, nervousness, headache, con-
stipation, bad breath, sour risings,
rifting, indigestion, dyspepsia and all
stomach troubles that are durable are
quickly cured by the use Of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. Kodol digests what
you eat and strengthens the whole
digestive apparatus.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
GENERAL MANAGER SIMMONS
GIVES CHECK TO CLUB.

The Alamogordo Railway club is
now out of debt, having last week re-
ceived from General Manager Sim
mons, of the Ell Paso & Southwestern
railway, a check for over $3.50, enough
to v the Indebtedness and to leave
a little surplus besides.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
FOR A JOINT TRACK
AT COFFEYVILLE, KANSAS

General Manager ]. e. Hurley, of
the Santa Fe, now has a force Of sur.
veyors at work surveying for a joint
track at Coffeyville, Kan. The engi-
neers will report on the cost of such a
track and if it is decided 10 build 1t
the Santa Fe and the Missouri, Kan
sas & Texas railways will use il
Jointly.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
SANTA FEE TO ERECT
NEW STEEL WATER TANKS

The building department of the
Santa Fe is preparing to erect two
new steel water tanks, one to be To-
Gated at Los Angeles and the other at
Sorrento, in place of the one burned
some weeks ago.
The tank at Los Angeles will be
n of the largest on the division, be-
ing AZ feet in diameter, while the one
at Sorrento will be 20 feet. The tanks
will be of sheet steel and of the latest
design in every way.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
GALLUP WANTS A NEW
SANTA FEE RAILWAY DEPOT

The people of Gallup, Mckinley
county, are agitating ways and means
whereby the Santa Fe railway can be
induced to erect a new station in the
town. The old station is entirely too
small to accommodate the business.
H. F. Griffith, formerly conductor on
the Silver City branch of the Santa
Fe, has been given the run which A.
w. Wells held so long, previous to
his death on the Rio Grande division.
Mr.. Wells, it will be remembered, met
a tragic death at San Antonio, N. M,
about two months ago.
Work is progressing very favorably
on the building of a macadamized road
from Fort Wingate station on the San
ia Fe railway in Mckinley county, to
Fort Wingate. The government has
appropriated the sun of $4,000 for
the construction Of the road.
c. NJ. Taylor, master mechanic for
the Santa Fe at Ration, was an Albu-
queque visitor yesterday and returned
north last night. Mr.. Taylor was
the guest of Clarence Ten Eyck, yard
master of the local yards.
Bert Troutman, son of George Trout
man, foreman at the local stock yards,
has been put on at the local round
house as night call boy.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
the DINING
CAR SERVICE

From the California Limited
Log Book
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
BRAKEMAN SUES RAILROAD
FOR LOSS OF A FOOT

A big damage suit has been fled In
the district court al FL Paso, Texas,
against the Santa Fe Railway com
pany, by G.. A. Sewers of Winslow,
Arizona. The plaintiff demands the
sum of 10000 for the loss of a foot,
which had TO be amputated by reason
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-08
Aver. Number of Aver. Number of

A number Of railroad officials are
said to have protested to Secretary
Wilson against that section Of the
new regulations providing that %
head of cattle, averaging 700 pounds,
may be carried on one standard car,
or IL head averaging 1900 pounds.
The protest is directed against the
limitation in weight, which is below
that allowed for granting carload
frninhf rates
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-13

December option at the close being prae- ticaiy unchanged compared with yester- days final quotations. Closing prices for corn, oats and provisions also were almost
 identical with those of yesterday.
 The wheat market opened rather weak in response to the excellent harvest weather In the Northwest opening quotations on December were unchanged to hc lower at s3% @sshc: bearish factor in evidence ing effect throughout the entire session, was the liberal movement of new wheat In the the inspection sheet showing only 52 cars as against 250 year ago. arrivals today at
 Minneapolis and Duluth were 7So ears. @ com ona1 pared with 41t last year. Of this total Duluth received 2s7. cars; of that number 15o were No. l and No. Northern or better. however. was partially counteracted by an excellent demand from millers for cash
 wheat both at Northwsstern .ahor ana Susnu Sousn, report furnished some encouragement to bulls. the statistics showing that thresh- smaller yields than had been generally ex- pected. Pit traders and commission houses
 sntre ssssen n view of this
 smaller traders were not inclined to mako
 any large sales and in consequence the voi- out the session ranged within narrow bounds December selling between sax Q
 steady with December at s2%as2hc Clear | aDces of wheat and flour were equal to lS,-
 n,n eeeptS Seay were Sentiment in the corn pit was a trifle bear
 ish as a result of liberal local demand. A decline of Pc In the price of cash wheat had
 a depressing effect on the value of options. Cash houses were the main sellers. Firm
 market closed steady. December opened a shade lower at 4s%c. sold between 43Sc
 and 43%c and closed at 43% @43%c. Oats were firm on a fair investment de-
 mand resulting from the improved export
 business. December opened a shade lower
 to a shade higher at 2f q @27%c. sold up to
 27 ikc and closed at 27% @27Mc.
 Provisions were steady as result of a
 considerable decrease in the receipts of live
 hogs. Trading was very close. At the close
 January pork was off 2hc at s12.30. Lard ed at SC. 40.