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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12
INDEPENDENT PHONES.
Richmond Banker Relieves Dis.
tress Of Homeless Highlander.

T7s15s
Especial to The Times Dispatch.)
( II MONTIlR I5 " va. Feb s1i.-As{ ~ re-
suit OF dissatisfaction growing out OF me
toll system. ndoptcd January 1st, BY the
Monterey and StauntoI Telephone Conf
spany,s un independent company U la 8 bccn
organized, known as the LIZ 8 HAND Mutual va
Telephone Company, with the f f,ll9
officers: e DR.. iii II. s Trinoble, PRESIDENT.
John D. Armstrong. vice-n RESIDENT li.s
y. Sevcckcr, secretary; and ~ number
! Of prominent gentlemen as direc tors.5 1 ne
new lines will be built as coon us II the
rigid weather Srelaxcs y s,if1lc ntly q M
With two complete systems, Highland
county may be heard from. Y. III
The Sunday edit ion Of. The Times d
patch contained a the short report fur
snlshcd by5your correspondent OF. the sbur r7
Zig OF william Woodzell's home, near
sAIhnterey. and the conseq uent destit,ltionr3
OF his helpless family a most pleasing
y oiitgroiYthS.of the publication IS to-day
made public. "A charitable member Of
II big banking firm OF Richmond clipped.
4 the notice and cncl osing 1t wit M check
for a handsome donation, forwarded to
the postmaster to be- d ell verea Il TO W he
4 Is In ositions to assure the kind hearted
Richmonder that the charity was worthliy
bestowed and tho trust faithfully exc
5cuted. Would that further sympathy
might be aroused! y
E,s Mrs. Atnhaln Lamb, Us for many month
IAN invalid and q county charge, died
at her homo on the Jack-N1 ountain foot
hills, on Tuesday W She, with five small
children, was deserted, several yea IS ago,
EpyEtheir2natural protector, and they had
drained the cup Of want to- It's very Ore IS.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12

Now tllere's nobody loves d Joke bet-.
Ter than !, adds the gopd womali whose
conversational It'd bits sometimes assume
when the sans Cd mummy ls llllwrapped
daily, The atmosphere gets mex i1ns. II
'lllu menfolls are wlllns to have their
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12

AND SII u MAS SIkOl>lNi aiiio a ~
Is all.n said dad, as he took a swallow
OF water out & q cilnteen. one sof the the
sdagoes had. e,
Eel me about At, ad,'.8said ! trying
10 keep from laughing when saw that
lie was not hurt. 5 lux Il, Il :,
say. let this be a lesson 70 you. sag
dad, l'and don't YOU steer. another woman
to me oil this trip. Do YOU know. you 't,ll
hadn't ,nurc than got around that DIE
rock when she said She WAS tired anu
was, going TO faint, for the altitude was
Ton high for her. and l tried to soOtlc her.
and she aid look pale. and by gosh .
thought she wtl; going 10 die on my
hands, 4 and II would have to carry her
corpse down the nlountaln. ! heard q
SQUIRTING OF. the rocks, and she looked UP
and saw IL man not ten feet away, and
she said: Mo husband and then she
tainted ana grabbed me around the neck.
and #Gouldn't get her Dose. She Just
froze.s to mo like a person drowning, ana
that husband of hers, who had comeSup
on tho iast car. hunting for. his wife. who
had eloDed, pulled Il long blue gun and
told me he would give me five minutes 4 o
pray, 5amd then he would XIII Mo and
throw any body down In the crntcr,4to
! III told him II could pay. Zip enough
ahead In three minutes, and he could tax
ali / had IL he would loosen UP his wife,
and bring her to, and take her away
and let mo die MI alone, and let the bug
yards cat me, ,,ncookcd. 4 lie took the bet,
pulled her arms away from my throat,
took my Inoney and coat, brought her TO-,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12

4 1t with a grain of salt, II he believes itlat
all. But when his own still small voice
CONVEYS the huni.iating news, there Is
no going behind the returns, no attribute
ing the information to malice Or envy,
or branding 1t as the lie OF an heredl-
tary enemy I you say it to yourself
you know 1t is SO. And knowing It Is
so-hflvillg it rubbed in like one would ap-.
ply iyasellnc ortmltton suet on ones chap
ped 3hunds--ls mnddening. we don t often
l1sink In the muck OF self-depreclation, but
l5whcn We do--ge Swhillikins how VIC germ
yourselves up! And how we long TO have.
as many legs as an 3eurwlg, so VIC may
Kick ourselves with all Of them at the
same itimc ia S5{ "a +
INC strongest thing OF all. however, is
that sout OF these awful disglsts which
scar our souls like the sprlnllng OF red
pepper on q raw Sore and bow us down
to the very dust ii, the carpets, is born
tho greatest or all things-our wisdom,
Show inc q MAJ, who thinks he has
never mado a fool OF himself. and i Will
show yo,, a man who Is still q fool. OH
II only u few more or MS would follow
the Frenchnan's advice ana break our
looking glasses, What u wise, wisc world
this wonld be. "
THAT lynx-eyed observer Of 4human na-
ture and infallible critic of masculine
wcaknesscs-rthe Commander-in-Ch icf-has
one pet lingual whip With which her
tongue always lasheS mankind when the
conversation turns TO matrimony,
Some ten thousand times during a long
and tumultuous married life, ! have heard
her say that husbands cherish one stock
joke which never fails to tickle them, The
good, though plain spoken woman, de-
5clarcs} that every married )nnn, when
questioned about his courtshlp, will Insist
that his wife made all the bdYances--.thut
Che woman went after him With q drag
net and wouldn't let him escape,
Take the ugliest, Ilcketyist, most res
pulsive old crab You can find says the
ilatc critic (she always gets lrpte when
the subject comes 3up) wtnd ask him how
[ he made love 10 hisawto, In every case,
the response will come Within g.eelul
chuckle, and II Will always be the. same,
s'rha husband. be he ms ualy as a mud
fence will laughingly say that he made
no love to his poor dupe- that lie was lH-'
orally snatchedjup, wllly-nl.ly and that IN
couldn't have escaped had lie wanted TO-.
"pnrthermore, lie will insist that for
years he skneW his wifeans y mere friend
before ls Was smittGn with her charms
and tlat.>then no finally yielded at the
altar, likutsi scared rabbit, II Was only
.hccuuse@lhe knew that further resistance
was useless, te
Nov. sllere's nobody loves 4 Joke bet
ter than " adds the good wonlaii whose
conversational tid bits sometimes assume
the priaklS yigpr 4. "a q pll1er q pins. nut
when tile salnes Cd mummy ls olllWrap ped
daily, the %atmosphere gets mex iuns. II
,ii1tiS M aIifolkst are Willlna n tn have their
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12
Names for Warsllips. /

In view Of the periodic discussion about
the appropriate lilming OF warships lis
of9intercst ia. learn that Japan has named
her Big hattleshlps after great mountains ms
jknown natural features OF the country.
It Smay also be toned that at the end
az fhe name Of every Japanese ship is
either the termination kan or "n lar,
nlIed al. course, only to. the Emperor's
fleet. 'Maru,, which means round y
applied to merchlnt vessels, Why It IS
diGlcult to say f + sssl5tS ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12

ever-ready laugh at this ntcdlluvians JOKE.
why let ,em do 1t. But what makes me
fighting lnatl-4-wllat fbrubs m my fur the;
wrong way-is that nearl " every husband
who 8spealls OF his wife having done, all
the counting actually believes g t.3$3l t has rs
long been my opinion that the Pyra-
mid OF Cheops sinks into the dimensions
Of d mere cobblestonc when brought
into comparison With nans monumental "a
5concelt. And this pnlsied rheumatic joke
of Ills confirms me lnGthat belle ~ I'm
81 But, chckey. you wllfuly mlsunder,-.
stand our little pleasantry,a argue.
1.The. truth Isl you are SO practical, hat
III you were to take laughing gas, the
sensation wouldn't make YOU &. era lt & q
SMILE. Our joke, which i admit is now
hyperbole-in Its incongruity, SO to speak. =
"Incongruity and hyperbale. the eats
foot, snorts back tho renorseless critic,
your little joke is merely the gleesona
expression OF the universal, 70 ck-ribbed
masculine BELIEF that woman cant Il
along without ,man-that the one goal of
feminine bliss is marriage. 81 ~
still, each husband fancies that
3lle was the only caramel In his wlfes
youthful 5bonbonDIere-tha until he cane
up the gravel walkWay the sweetness Of
her life had been limlte( to a sort Of
sbread-pudding inslpldity that bred strange
fycarnngs, but was ever tisfied. Don't
you dare to spring that joke again-no,
never, never, never.
And this caramel assurcdly Will not,
The fiat has gone forth ana i Gun sniff
danger from nfnr But all the same. I do.
want to say. now that the Queen Bees
attention has been diverted by q new:
fashion book, that when T was paying her.
attentions she took mighty good care
to see thntno foreign face powderagot on
the mnnlN SLloulder Of my. pnllde1 .coat...
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12

and said lilo was going to throw iierRitl !!
the crntar, but I told him she haa GER r.
taf,iy been good TO me, ana II &lic Wo iii,ll
spurs her life, aud take her away Iii the
cars, lie could have my watch and scarf
pin ami lie took them and they went vent 70
.the5cnry. +. & "a Ia b. I'd H. ~. :,
,dest6face II ever saw, and said; W Y. Sit,
1t Ii all d tnrrlblo dream ana i VIII se 81.
you hi Naples. and explain MI 1laIl y, oW.
by Chrlalmas, + wa IL go hack TO to ,WVg.
MID find Ectl Htl1 rescue her rom tilat
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-12

Jealous husband. and dad got UP AMI; we
started tur the caI. AZ u :, 3 !, ]. s I,
the car ahead of5 sus, and dad wouldn't
believe tilGy8 wcre regular abunko people
who play that game every day on some r
aold sucker, but the man tn z run ING =
car told 1lie so. 8 u 8 B353 555s l5, I,
gssI can BIZ Responsible for dad n, every
thing except Z he women 5'l,e meets, men
t9eomes h to women, WI your little Fletinery
1'f Yours, M 35s # I1T3 N n lsIs Z .5s
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
Printing by Telegraph.

The Murray system of printing by
telegraphy has been used by the Brit
ish post office with great advantage.
The German post office has been giving
it a prolonged trial, and the Russian
post office has Just given an order for
the apparatus.
An English invention for the comfort
of automobile drivers in cold weather
is the use of water which comes warm
from the water jackets of gasoline
engines, for heating the hollow spokes
used In steering wheels intended to be
employed With this device.
A quite extraordinary combination
OF merits is claimed ia France for a
new explosive, which consists of a
mixture of powdered aluminium and
nitrate OF ammonium, 1t Is not liable
to spontaneous decomposition, cannot
be prematurely exploded by shock or
friction, burns only with difficulty, is
not affected by frost or dampress, and
the gases from its explosion are harm
| 81. 1t a be exploded readily by an
ordinary %detonstor.
AlumiDum-costed paper, made in
Germany for wrapping food substances,
is prepared by applying d thin coat OF
an alcoholic solution of resin to
artificial parchment, then sprinkIing
aluminium powder over the surface,
and finally submitting to pressure.
The artificial parchment IS paper that
has been treated with sulphuric aci..
The aluminium paper is not attached
By the air or by fats, is much cheaper
than u~n.foil, and late analysis In Paris
OF this paper and OF aluminium foil
showed but a small proportion oil
foreign matter and no arsenic OF
poisonous metal.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
Apple Prospects.

After the unprecedented cold Of the
past winter and the cold rains OF Apnl
18th to Goth, We could hardly expect a
full crop of apples. While the
orchards were in good condition, (and
are still in fine shape,) blooming
beautifully, yet injured vitality of the
trees BY the severe cold, and the
failure of the bloom to well pollenize,
caused the young apples to drop all
through the months Of May and June
until the prospect for a crop Is not
good. 10 some places the fungus
damages have been severe aud tho
insect pest have been abundant.
The prospect, therefore, for a crop
will be-;
In the ozarks % per cent to So per
cent,
In Central Missouri 20 per cent to
0O per cent,
Iu North Missouri Is per cent to 25
per cent.
While this is true we have special
locations where the crop will be so
per cent to so per ceut, aud even The
small average that the State makes,
means, because Of the large number of
orchards, a good many barrels of
marketable apples for sale at picking
time,
The prospect, so far as heard from
show less than halt a crop IN New
York, a little more than bali a crop in
Michigan, but a still larger percentage
IN the new Western and Pacific
States. This justifes US il saying
that the prices will be fairly good and
that 1t will pay to take care of oil cur
apples.
Grapes will be 40 abundant crop.
Peaches, of course, are a failure.
Pears a very light crop.
Plums a very good crop
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29

WANrED-By Chicago Manufactur-
ing House, person of trust worthiness
and somewhat familiar with local
territory as assistant branch office.
Salary S18 paid weekly. Permanent
poslt1or. No Investment required
Business establi med. Previous ex.
perienee not essential to engaging
ADDRESS, Manager Branches, 1928
Dearborn ST., Chicago. SO ct
Edward o. Buck, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. N P. Back, OF WaverIy, was
married Monday at Blackburn to Miss
Rachel " allqce.
Helen Gould has donated $3.50, 900
for the erection Of a railroad Y. M. G.
A in St. Louis.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
GROUP

Is a violent inflammation of the
mucuous membrane OF the wind pipe
which sometimes extends to the larynx
and bronchial tubes; aud is one of the
most dangerous diseases of children.
1t almost always comes on IN the
night. Give frequent small doses of
Billiards. Snow Eminent externally to
the throat. 25o, soc and 81 90. Sold
by Creushaw & Young,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
A SMOOTH ARTICLE.

When you find it necessary to use salve
use DeWitt's Witch hazel Salve. 1t is
the purest, and best for Sores, Burns,
Boils, Esema, Blind, Bleeding, Itching
or Paotruding Piles. Get the genuine
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold at
Crenshaw & Young's Drug Store.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
Legal Blanks.

We have printed and have for sale
at the INTELLIGENCER office a large
quantity Of the following legal
blanks:
j. p. Summons
j. p. Execution.
j. P. Bond in Attachment.
J. P. Writ Of Attachment.
State Warrant.
Affidavit for State Warrant.
Subpoena for Witness.
Summons to Garnishee in Attach
ment or Execution.
Affidavit In Attachment Suit.
Notice Of Application for Change
OF Venue
Acknowledgement before N. P.
Trustees Deed.
Quit Claim Deed
Chattel Mortage,
Oath OF Weighman.
Execution and commitment for
ine and cost,
RecogniZauce.
Venire for Jury
Mail orders for these blanks will be
promptly attended to.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29

TIE negro population in Missouri
has not kept pace in growth with the
wnite population, In the last fifty
years the negro population of the state
has increased 70 per cent while the
white population has increased S97
per cent more than five times as much
In the last ten years the growth of the
white population has been 16 3 per
cent aud Of the negro population IA
per cent. The actual increase of
negroes in Missouri during the last ten
years has been only 11,050.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
The Star.

With the aid Of the Star we have
made arrangements by which we can
patrons with the paper much
sooner than heretofore aud we re
specially solicit the patronage again
OF those who discontinued on account
of the late traius. We are now get
ting the paper on the Wabash, arrlv-
ing in Lexington at 1880 p, m, Sub
scribe by the month, saving you and
myself time In collecting. Those
who remained with me wish to thank
for their patience and Indulgence.
Respectfully,
G.. II. EDMONDs.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29

DR.. Milton II. Leonard Of New
York has bought the place where
Jefferson was born near Charlottesville
Virginia. He win make 1t bis home.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
Meeting Grand Aerie FraternaI
Order of Eagles

Denver, Colorado, August IA to "a,
1905 For this occasion the Missouri
Pacific Railway Company will sell
round trip tickets to Denver, Colo
RADIO Springs or Pueblo at low rat3 Of
5000. Tickets on sale August II
and IS, good returning until Septem M
Der %. Special sleeping car is ex-
pected to run for members Of the
order and their friends from Lexing.
ton and parties desiring to make
reservation call On or address julius
Winkler, Ernest Fegert, secretary, or
h. S. LOOMS, Ticket Agent
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-07-29
c. & A. Time TabIe-Higg insvnle,
EAST BOUND.

EAST BOUND,
IA. Missouri State Express. - 1O:17a. m.
p. Midday Special e.. ....11:30 a. M.
60. Slater Accommodation Gas p. IN.
10. The Chicago Hummer 1880 p. m.
pa st. Louis Vest. limited HOS p. m.
"a. Chicago Night Express 11:os p, m.
ZIG. Way Freight .11;3O a. m
WEST BOUND.
90. Chi. & st. Louis Night Exp 5:3Oa, m.
T.. "Hummer" from Chicago .6;1s a. 10.
81. Slater Accommodation. .s:2O a. m.
81. St. Louis Midday Special 3:3s p. m.
Is. Missouri State Express. APPS p. m.
1T. Way Freight - 9:2O a, m.
All trains stop at H~igginsville
Phone so. S. A. V|ERMILLIoN, Agent.
Evening journal., 1905-03-30
HORSES AND HoRsEMEN.

The driving club at Grand Rapids.
Mich, intend offering several $1,000
purses for their 1905 meeting.
+. II. Harman of Johnstown, Pa, re-
Gently purchased the bay gelding Bun
ker Directly, by Directly, 2:03A.
Audubon Boy, 2;0314, is being logged
by Jim Gatcomb and will probably be
seen at the races again next year.
A. S. Burbank, Brookline, Mass, re-
Gently purchased the trotting gelding
Gelger, 2:16A. by Nelson's Wilkes.
A new half mile track will be built at
Wichita, Kan, and the association will
apply for dates in the southwestern
fair circuit.
The annual meeting Of the members
OF the coal, iron and oil circuit was
held at Kittanning, Pa, and dates were
arranged for next season.
Frank Pierce Of West Collingswood,
Pa, has purchased from Lingo & Sons
OF East Collingswood the PAGER Slim
Jim, 2:19h, for speedway purposes.
Evening journal., 1905-03-30

'Hello. little oncl Come over to work
with old Peters"
Mary nodded vigorously pulled of her
hat, and then pushed of the rubbers
with dexterous toes Il was almost
afraid It wouldn't be possible Oh. are
those the roses?' she asked I'm a disap-
pointed voice, catching sight Of the un-
promising-looking heap. and then turn
ing to look at a brown branch with roots
a-dangle which Mr.. Trommel held in his
hand. 1--WE seen lots prettier ones in the
florists. and they were all in bloom"
The old gardener looked lovingly down
at tho brown branch. "The dear ladyv
he said caresslngly as II the rose had
been insulted,
He looked over the branch for few
moments in silence. Then he spoke:
You are not gardener yet Liebehcn
and you are an American. People who are
not gardeners and are Americans must
always be b1yng roses when they are In
bloom. and shrubs when they are in bios
som mad set out trees as big as they can.
This rose here is asleep yet. She is
Catherine Mormet, an old kind hut love-
lyl She was dug last fan. and has been
Evening journal., 1905-03-30
DEATHS

BULIOCK.-In this city. on March 2s.
1905. William w. Bullock. aged so
years
Relatives. friends and members OF the
G. A. r.. Union Veteran Legion sn-
97th Regiment Penna. Volunteers, are
invited TO attend the funeral services at
his late residence sS5 VamBuren street.
ON Friday afternoon, at 3 O'Clock. In
temnent at Riverview.
HIGHFIELD-At Hampton. Va, on
March Goth, 1905, William e. High
field. aged SO years.
Relatives and friends a-e invited TO
attend the funeral services. at the
chapel, I'm Wilmington and BrandyNline
cemetery. on Thursday afternoon.
March 3Oth, at o'clock. Interment al
Wilmington and Bnandywine cemetery.
PATTERsON.-In this city. on March
2s. 1906 Catherine. daughter Of George
and Mary Patterson. aged years and
months.
Relatives and friends are respectfully
residence OF her parents. 1912 Lincoln
street. on Friday afternoon. at O'Clock.
1nterment at Cathedral Cemetery.
VANDEGRIFT.-At his home near Elk
ton. Md, on Tuesday March 2S. 1905.
George Mitchell Vandegrift
Relatives and friends are invited TO at
tend the funeral. Friday, March 81. at 2
O'Clock, p. m. Carriages will meet the
122S train at Ellston.
Evening journal., 1905-03-30
Social and Personal Notes

Mrs. Harold whitehouse is visiting in
Townsend.
Miss Katherine Pennington is the guest
of Miss Grace Parvis in Middletown.
Announcement has been made Of the
engagement of Miss Bessie Mills and
Biddle Moore.
Mrs. John A. Walls and daughter Mil
dred. are visiting points down the State.
Miss Anna Cowan and Walter Grum-
ager, both Of Chester, were married in
this city on last Friday.
Mrs. J.. b. McCabe. Of Govanstown.
Nd, is visiting her mother Mrs. Ellen
Keaveny, Of No. 1908 Washington street.
Mrs Addie Jacoby, Of Norwich, N. Y.
is the guest Of Mrs. II. A Miller in this
city.
Announcement has been made OF the
marriage of Miss Nellie Brook and VIII
liam B. Edwards, of Ridley Park, which
took place in this city on February 2S.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Quillen are visit
ing the sister OF the latter. Mrs. George
b. Lynch, in Prospect Park.
Miss Jennie Bell, OF Marshallton, and
Walter A. Ingram, Of Christiana, were
married by the Rev. A. J. Kynett on
Tuesday at the parsonage Of the NJ. +.
Church in Marshallton. OF which the
brides father. the Rev. John Bell, is the
pastor
in the Friends School Hall, at Fourth
and West streets. last night Or. Albert
Robin, delivered an interesting lecture
on ''The social economic and political
aspects Of typhoid fever"
Joseph Trego. of this city. has returned
from a visit to friends in Downingtown
Pa.
/ Mr. and Mrs. William Myers, who have
/ been spending "a few days as the guests
of friends in Heyville. near Clifton
Heights, Pa, returned to their home in
New Castle today.
| Mrs. George b. Lynch. OF Lafayette
avenue, Marcus Hook, Pa, is entertain
ing her sister, Mrs. Charles Quillen, OF
this city.
The Rev. and Mrs. Aloycius Green
of Snow Hill, Md, have returned home
from visit to friends in this city.
Miss Lulu Barker. who has beer
spending several weeks with relative.
in this city and Newport, returned tC
her home in Delnar yesterday.
Evening journal., 1905-03-30
ONLY ONE.
The Record in Wilmington Is a
Unique One.

The Record in Wilmington Is
Unique One.
II the reader has n bad back" or
any kidney i'll and is looking for re-
lief and cure, better depend on the
only remedy endorsed by people you
know. Dosn's Kidney Pills relieve
'quickly-cure permanently. Whining
ton citizens testify to this. Here is
u case of it:
Mrs. Maria Walker, wife Of William
IS. Walker, employed at the Phoenix
Fire CO., and living at 22o9 Carter St.
Wilmington. Del. says: After being
cured by Doan's Kidney Pills Of a Sc
we're case Of backache Mr.. Walker
gave a testimonial in 1897 recommend
ing this remedy. His complaint had
clung to him for years and had be-
come almost unbearable. IA times he
could scarcely get about and whenever
he took cold it laid him up for week
or ten days at a time. on the advice
Of friend he got Doan's Kidney Pills
at Danforth's drug store. The first
box gave him so much relief that he
kept on using the remedy until his
trouble had disappeared entirely. The
cure has remained permanent up TO
the present time"
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