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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

ST. LOUIS GRAIN, April 23.-Close: Wheat,
higher; No. 2 red, cash elevator, S51h @9O1hc;
track oSse@$1; May, s5hc; July, 1850, No 2
hard, 90@sie Corn higher; No cash, &c;
firm; No. 2 cash, CSC; track. .2s1a @2skc; May,
27%c; July, 271ac; No. 2 white, 3l@31 1ac.
CHICAGO COARSE GRAIN AND SEEDS,
April 2s.-Rye. April, 73c; May, 73c; September,
$1.25; April, $1.254: May, 81 .251a. Timothy,
April, $3.50; September $3.15.5 Clover, April,
$3.50. Barley, cash, 4O@4Sc.
WINNIPEG GRAIN, April 2s.-opening-
May. s7sse; July, sehc. Close.May, ssc; July
$3.50; No. 2 northern, &c; No. 8, S0Ac; No
4 extra, 73c; No f. 7154c; No 5. CSC; feed,
SIC. Receipts, 46 cars; year ago, 125.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

Chicago Record Herald.
Mr. Bryan says real peace can be found only
in religion. But he does not add that he is
looking for real peace Comment on his political
retirement indefinitely postponed.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28
OTHER GRAIN. MARKETS

DULUTH GRAIN, April 2s.--Wheat stocks are
estimated to showa decrease Of 200 600 bt this
week. 1t is believed that a few days more viii!
practically all grain that is now sold moved
out Unlessthere should be new sales the ac-
tive movement should cease. In spite of the
fact that the May deal is supposed to be past
two boats are loading here today with wheat
for Chicago It Is said to be destined for mlllers
who want the hard wheat for mixing. r.
| Wheatwas fairly active. July opened &c up
at 90ac sold off to 90!sc, advanced to 81 &c, and
| closed at 91Ac, an advance. Of 11sc. May ad-
vanced &c. .. -. u..1
The close: Wheat to arrive, No. northern,
91c;. on track, No.. northern, Ole; mo. 2
northern, S4c toS71 ac; durum, No. i, SIC; No. 2,
Sic; May: e1c;s July, 91Ac; September. s15ac
flag to arrive $l 81 H., on track, $141 May,
14o;oats to arrive, 2s3se;: on track, 2s1ac;
barley, feed, 391ac to 41c. ~. ssp'5-s ~ 4
Cars inspected: Wheat, 8; oats, 3D. barley, 4;
aao BARLEY IL nessptf Whsa
10000. "S's" ~ : .;s4' }i5, '5's7'1
NEW YORK FLOUR AND GRAIN, April %.
Flour. receipts, 1850 brls; sales, 600 unset
| tied and dull; Minnesota patents, $5.25@l5. 80;
winter straignts, $4.50@4.75; Minnesota bakers,
$4G@sss o winter patents Wheat
Liverpool cables, light offerings, strength in
the northwest and with the rally in corn; May,
@s4asc. Rye, nominal. Corn, receipts, 1o4, 27S
bu; sales, 10000 bu; steady on cables and with
the west; May, 51% @51he; July, 51Ac. Oats,
| receipts, 63, 900 bu; nominal. :. ...s 4,
Close-Wheat, May, 91Mc: July, sshc; Sep.
TENDER, s4Ac. Corn, May, 51Ac; July, 51%c.
as Ma7 Sly 5 sHAh ARs
$685. sr red ss@soc e;t 49, S sSSsse No
43h @43Ic: SEPT .m5er' 42hc: cash M ; mixed
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28
RECEIPTS AND SHIPMENTS, APRIL 81.

EECEIFIS AND SdIFMENTS, APKIL II, q
Received-Wheat, 81 cars, 1880 bu; corn,
Flax 1920 bu; flour, / ,455 brls;. millsturs.
63 tons; hay, 40 tons; linseed oil, 10000 gals;
carlots, 1856
Shipped-Wheat. 81 cars, 9o,21o bu; corn,
1seo bu b.; s oats 21,5eo o bq; barley 1890 bu;
nillstuffs. 994 tons; linseed OIL 100000 gals;
oil pEo The
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

ST. LOUIS LIVESTOCK, April 2S.-Cattle-
Receipts, 2,OGO; market steady; beef steers 81
@625; stockers and feeders, $2.75@5; cows and
heifers, 81. 50@5.50. S. .. ..,.. -.s..
Hogs-Recepts, 1900; market steady; pigs
and lights, $4@5.15; butchers and best heavy,
$5.15@5.35. -'
sheep-Receipts. 1000; market steady; sheep,
So 500 5.25; lambs, $5@7.5O.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28
AWFUL CEREBRAL STRAIN. ~
Professor Skiggs has wonderful

mind.'' ~ 77=Z.
Yes; answered Miss CAYENNE. when
you think how hard one Of hts lectures is
to listen to you shudder to think of the
cerebral stain 1t must have taken to
evolve it,
The longest distance over which speech is
regularly transmitted is between Boston and
Omaha. 1000 miles. A business house in the
western city talks daily with Its representatives
in Boston. The human voice is transmitted be.
tween those distant points on copper wire in
less time than it would take it to cross an
ordinary room without electrical propulsion.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

South st. Paul, Mimi, April B.--Estimated
receipts at the union stockyards today: Cattle.
500; calves, 175; hogs. 240o; sheep, 300; horses,
"a; cars, 81.
The following table shows the receipts from
JAM /, 1905, to date, as compared with the Same
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

CHICAGO LIVESTOCK, April 2s.-Cattle-Re.
ceipts. 1500; market steady; good to prime
s stSeieps and feeders to an
$2.75@5:5O; heifers. $2.5O@5.75; Gamers, 81 SO
@2;3o; bulls. $2.40@5; calves. $2.5O@5.5O.
5@16e lower; mixed and butchers, s5.1o@S. 90;
good to choice heavy, $5.20@5: 321a rough heavy,
SO. 15@ 5.25. - III 80 49, -
sheep-Reeeipts., 5000; sheep and lambs,
steady; good to choice wethers, shcrn S4.75@
515; fair to choice mixed, shorn. $S.75@
450; western sheep, $3.75@5.15; native lambs,
shorn, $4Q6.50; western lambs, $6.90@74O.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

SIOUX CITY LIVESTOCK, April 2s.-Receipts
cattle, 700; hogs, $500. - III =
Hogs-5@10c lower. sales-so, $50 lbs, $3.50;
50, $50 lbs $5.1O; 80, 2sO lbs 5.12h.
Cattle-Slow; Beeyes-14, $50 lbs, $500; 16,
1;a a lbs, $685. T. go lbs, $3.50 Cows and
1,120 lbs, S. Stockers and Feeders-s, TAO lbs
$685. 0, 800 lbs. $4.15; TO- $50 lbs, 1875. Year
lings-7, 420 lbs, $40; 10, $40 lbs, $9.75; 8,
GAO lbs 81 49, -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

All. W. Oleu -.
do pr .......
1880 Am. Locomot..
do pr ......
800 Am. Linseed >.
II, 800 Am. Sugar. 49,.
Sc, coo Am. Smelting..}
do pr ......(
10, 900 Anal. Copper.
1000 Amazon. Cop. r
II, 800 A.. r. & S. E.
800 do pr -. .
16, AGO. Bait. &, Ohio. L,
200 p do pr /. .....l
10, 300! Brook Rap, II
$4,000 Can. Pacific =.
9, 300 Cbes. &~Ohie.I-
4, 1O0l Chi, s. Alton.
1o pr. g.
2,7o0c Corn Produ cts,
S0W &doipr :. .S.;.:]S
Loco Chi. CIR. West.I:
1aT00 do pr b. J. Z
C.CC. g. S. LII
Chi. Term. ...tS
@ do pr ......jt
12.500l G. f. & I. ~.
$1,000 Col. Southern. :
s!Si do list pr.t.. /.
,5@&5s $#do4 I'd pr...,..,t.
.6,2O0 Consol. Gas.
BOO Del. & Hudson
2O01D., L. & We
D. g. R. G. -.
3do pr ......]s
De S. S. & AL
% pr .....,.it
Al, 300 Erie .........|
S,100l do LIST pr. IL
4,600 do I'd pr. 81
$500 Gen. Electric.
CIR. Nor. pr.
20ClHock. Valley
Illinois Central
200 Iowa Central j
| 100 do pr ...I,,
3,1OOl Inter. Paper ~
Cn01' do mr. ~ IL
| 2,600lK. G. s. SOUTH
! do pr.
7,3O0lLOuis. & Nash 4
80O)M., st. p. e. 81.
800 do :. pr ..s.1...A
Manhattan ~.
720OlMet. st. Ry y.
pSSgI Met. Securitiest
25, 200 Missouri Pac.
| $500 M, X. s.
3, 800 do pr 49,
8, 400 Mexican Cent :.
II, 9O0INat. Lead ....t.
500 do pr ....l
| 5000 Norfolk & Wi
100 do pr ,....l
| 1000 North Am. Co.
| 1, 800 Northwestern.
| 20, 4OOlN. Y. Central.
| $500 Ontario & WI
| 2,400 Pressed Steel.
| 300 do pr 49,. Il
| 1,30 Pacific Mail Ill
| Il, 700 Penn. r. r.
| 7GO|People's Gas al
96, 200 Reading .(....
| 500 do list pro-.
! 6,3OO Repub. Steel. 4.
! 5000 10 pr ..:.t
5, S00 Rubber Goods.
100 do pr. -.
81, COL Rock Island0 al
4,900| do pr. t..
80, 4O0lSt. Paul
! %, 300 Southern ;Pac.;
$500 Southern Ry :.
500 do pr 80
10, ZOO Tenn. Coal & L.
| 5,S0OI Texas & Pac.
l, 400lT. City r. r.
253500l Union Pacific j
300 do Pr ....I
u. s. Leather.
2,300[ U. $. Rubber [
!, 200 do pr ....l
137000lU. S. Steel. i
229S0O do pr $50.
2,00O[Vt. Chemical. |
do pr |
200 Western Union
1900 lWis. Central. ]
1,7O0l do pr ...l
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

CHICAGO PRODUCE, April 2s.-Butter
steady; creameries, 2o@25c; diaries, 20@Mc
Eggs ,steaoy; at mark cases included. 14A
Young Americas, 14c: Poultry, alive. steady
turkeys l4@15c; CHICKENS 12hs Potatoes
frm Florida, red bu. $3.50. Veal, weak; sc
to 6o-lb weights, 4c; Is to 75-lb weights. AZ q
DC; 80 to 125-lb weights, 5@7c. ... ,.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28

DAILY WHEAT MOVEMENT, APRIL ~.
The following are the receipts and shipments
at the principal primary wheat market:
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
A Universe All Alive.

asked Mr.. Burbank this question:
HAS anything developed in your
life-work, and in your study Of the
great elemental force Of nature, to i'm,
peril true faith or render dead a belief
In God or the Immortality of the soul p
He answered:
MY theory Of the laws and under
lying principles Of plant creation is, in
many respects, Numerically opposed
to the theories of the materialists.
am a sincere believer in a higher pow.
er than that Of man. All my investi.
cations have led me away from the
idea of a dead, material universe
tossed about by various forces, to that
Of a universe which Is absolutely all
force, life, soul, thought, or whatever
name we may choose to call 1t. Every
atom, molecule, plant, animal, or plan.
ct is only an aggregation of organized
unit forces held in place by stronger
forces, thus holding them for q time
latent, though teeming with inconceiv,
able power. All life on our planet is
50 to speak, Just on the outer fringe OF
this infinite ocean Of force. The uni,
verse is not halt dead, but all alive
From William s. Harwood's "a Won,
der-Worker of Science" in the Cen.
fury,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Protesting Against Fate Reduction

Atlanta, Ga.-The recent proposition
of J. Pope Brown, chairman of the
Georgia P2ilread commission, to re-
duce the passenger rate in Georgia from
three to two cents per mile was protest.
ed against by the Brotherhood of Loco
motive Engineers, the Order of Rail-
way Conductors, and unions of the
blacksmiths, machinists and telegra-
pliers, boiler makers, railway train
men, carpenters and joiners, clerks and
car men. These organizations employ.
ed an attorney especially to represent
them, who urged that such reduction
would work against the prosperity of
the state and lead to a reduction in the
number of railroad employees as we'll as
of their wages. The Travellers Pro-
tective association also protested that a
reduction as proposed would result in
fewer trains and poorer service.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Her Transformation.


She drank quantities of water, ate q lot
of starchy foods,
Abstained from exercising avery day
She assimilated Tactic and a case OF
matted goods,
But it seemed her fate to have to fade
away.
She 30 mourned attenuation, with q Wis.
age like an OWLS,
That q smile upon her face was never
seen;
While below her mouth were wrinkles
and above her eyes were scowls,
And her nose was like Ratchet in be,
tween.
But one day she fell to laughing In q
strange, hysteric way,
Just in thinking how ridiculous il
proved;
And it mellowed to a cackle that was
sane enough, they say,
Till at last she giggled every time she
moved.
Why, she chuckled out her wrinkles, and
she snickered off her frowns,
And then took to all the things she
shouldn't do; .
Now she's grown as fat as butter, and
has outgrown all her gowns;
But she laughs away at that disaster
too.
-Woman's Home Companion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
I'm q &c - RAlS ln.1ltE
~ OQANDR- - w BH - l4tk 3zSEEee SIDE
Quickly Cured BY a Short
Course Of Pe-rta-lla.

An RS MINNIE e. McAILISTER, wife
OF Judge McAllister. writes from
1917 West 33rd street, Minneapolis,
Mimi, ais follows:
~ suffered for years with pain In tho
small of my back and right side. Il inter-
Tered often with my domestic and social
duties and never supposed that would
be cured, as the doctors medicine did not
seem IS help me any.
Fortunately member Of our Order
advised me to try Peruna and gave il
such high praise that decided to try
Fit. Although started in with little.
faith, felt so much better in i week
that felt encouraged. g
IT took it faithfully for seven weeks
and am happy indeed to be able to say
that | am entirely cured. 49,
swords fail to express my gratitude.
Perfect health once more Is the best thing
J could wish for, and thanks to Peruna, !
enjoy that How.''
Pain in the back, or on the right
side. 49,
How often physician hears this
complaint! z
Over and over we hear women says
Il have pain in the small of my back.
| have pain in my right side, just be.
low the ribs" VI 5l4ss5Y .s
These symptoms indicate pelvic or.
abdominal catarrh.
They indicate that the bowels are not
acting properly--that the liver 10 out
of order - that the pelvic organs are
congested. s"s .'t 5@~f$
Pelvic catarrh--that is the name for
| it. "
PerUna cures pelvic cntarrh, ". en- an Of
these symptoms disappear.
The catarrh may be all in the abb
dominal organs, when it would be prop
erly called abdominal catarrh. df
At any rate, it Is one OF those cases
of internal catarrh which can be reached
only by q course of treatment with
Peruna, .......s....
We have on file thousands of test.
monials similar to the above. 1t il
impossible here to give our readers
more than one or two specimens Of the
number of grateful and commeadatory
letters DR.. Hartman is constantly re-
ceiving in behalf Of his famous catarrh
remedy, .Peruna. ...... -r,>..... .-s,ss..
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
THE cosr 81 LIVING,
EnrchaalnR Power OF Dollar To-day
and RroHa 1890 20 1000.

EurchaalnG Power OF Dollar To-day
and frozn 1890 60 1900.
All important food articles except
sugar and coffee are higher at the
present time than the average for the
lO-year period from 1890 to 1900, says
q writer in Pearsen's. In looking back
up0l the course OF prices since 1890
1t is interesting to discover (from fig.
ures complied by the government that
In that year 81 would buy seven and
four-tifths pounds of fresh beef. while
to-day 1t will purchase only six and
four-dfths pounds. That amount Of
money in 1890 would buy ten pounds
Of salt beef; to-day nine pounds OF
salt pork in 1850 1t would buy nine
and half pounds; today a little over
seven pounds. One dollar in 1890
would purchase seven and a quarter
pounds Of chickens; to-day less than
Six and quarter pounds. 1t would
buy ten pounds Of fresh fish In 1890:
to-day nine and third pounds. In
1890 1t would pay for 1--WE dozen and
four eggs; to-day for only four dozen
and three. One dollar in 1890 would
buy nearly II quarts Of milk; to-day
less than l6 quarts. 1t would purchase
in 1890 four and a quarter pounds of
butter; to-day only three and three
quarter pounds. One dollar in 1890
was fair equivalent for six and a
third pounds Of cheese; to-day it will
purchase half q pound less. ..s
To-day 81 will buy less than eight
and'a half pounds Of lard; In 1890 ii
would pay for nearly II pounds. OF
cornmeal to-day you can purchase for
that sum 1914 pounds; in 1890 you
could get 4675 pounds. When it is con-
sidered that the average American
family whose income does not exceed
$1,000 spends nearly As per cent of its
entire income on food, it is easily seen
how great difference is made by a
rise in prices Of 10 to Is cents on every
dollars worth of edible supplies, cover.
ing meats, vegetables and practically
all other eatables. AS compared with
the average prices governing during
the period from 1890 to 1900 it is reck.
oned by the United States Bureau OF
Labor that hams and salt beef have
gone up IL per cent, salt pork and
bacon 81 per cent, lard IS per cent
fresh vegetables 10 per cent, cornmeal
1G per cent, crackers 10 per cent. New
Orleans molasses 20 per cent, beans
81 per cent, behring's 81 per cent, salt
Fl per cent, pepper 70 per cent and
currants 121 per cent.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Essay About the Pig.

One boy gives the following infor.
nation about the pig: "A pig when
living has four legs, but when you hill
it the butcher says it only has two,
because he calls the front legs shout.
dcrs and the back legs are called
hams. Ham tastes nice, and they boil
it to eat at wedding. The mfssus
sprinkles little bits of toast on 1t to
make it look pretty"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Knew Whereof She Spoke.

II dearly love to go shopping" said
the giddy maid of 33 summers-more or
less-"especially when there is bargain
sale" "..
"Huh!' growled the old bachelor. II
fail to see any particular pleasure in get.
ting in a crowd and being almost squeez.
ed to DEATH
THAT is just what I enjoy most" re-
piled the coy maiden, as she hid heR
glowing face behind her fan. WV. l.. :
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Room for Improvement.

II have here" said the agent, IAN
alarm clock that will kindle the fire
in the kitchen range and start the COT.
fee boiling. Can I sell you one?!
"No," yawned the lazy man, but
when you find one that will pour the
coffee out and bring 1t upstairs will
be pleased to consider its purchase"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
A Othera SEQ la.

YES" said the young man, II am
about to get Il political job, where I
will have nothing to do but sit around
and look wiser
Well. rejoincd his fair companion
in the parlor scene. I'm sure you
will be able to fill the first half of the
requirements all right enough"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Paste Jewels.

Bookworms spin gold for publishers.
Advertising makes authors. s.,
An unparalleled critic never reads a
book until after he reviews it.
Most of the rose-colored dreams Of
romance are yellowbacked.
The only effective place for a heroine
to faint is in a hero's arms.
In novels, 80 in real life, there's
many slip between the engagement
and the wedding trip. s.s .~.1-
Many spring poem has been pune
tured with a blue pencil.
1t is better to have your hero born
great than to thrust greatness on him
In the LAST chapter.
A good press agent Is rather to be
chosen than a great plot.-New Or
leans Picayune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

Odessa Is one Of the finest cities in
Russia. Foundations for the present
CITY were made in 1874, and it is built
upon territory ceded to Russia by Tur-
kew in 1892. 1t has a population OF
8Oo. 900, nearly a quarter of whom are
raeI1v the Americans Of Russia, enter
nrising, progressive and peaceful.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Merely q Hint.

De Borem (time II 80 p. m.)-Are you
interested in baseball. Miss Cutting?
Miss Cutting (suppressing a yawn),-
Yes, to a certain extent. l dearly love
to see a man make q home run occa7
sionally.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
An Ineiuuatiou.

Tom has been benedict for almost
two weeks.
you have no idea what you miss by
not being married." he said to his
friend Jack.
mo, suppose not" rejoined the lat
ter. do you count your money every
night and morning?"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, h

Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, NO.,
writes: -. ... .-sr.. 49,
II have suffered for years with bill.
iousness, and kidney and liver trouble
"Gf caught q little cold, the pains were
increased and bacEtacEse and headache were
Of frequent occurrence.
However, Peruna cured me-twelve
bottles made me healthy woman.''
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

"This is a gross case," said a Man
chester magistrate to prisoner. who
was making his Hath appearance be-
fore him for drunkenness.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
No Laughing Matter.

Waggs-Did you ever hear the Joke
about the two moons?
Jaggs-That's no joke. I've seen
'em many a time.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Modern Enterprise.

smith--Hill, the real estate man, Is
certainly an enterprising chap.
Jones-What's the answer?
Smith-He is offering a hand-pninted
house with each lot as a special induce
ment to purchasers,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

Capt. Benton, an English sailor, 80
years old, who has saved 40 persons from
drowning, is to have a street organ
bought for him 80 that he can earn q
living.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

English newspaper correspondents are
complaining of the disgustingly unclean
treatment of bread on it's way from the
baker to the consumer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Heard at the Table.

Il pity the poor sailor" said the
sentimental boarder. His is a dogs
ufe"
YES" rejoined the cheerful idiot,
"he goes from one bark to another, as
1t WERE"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
A Strenuous Test.

He (angrily)-I actually believe you
would marry the first fool that asks
you.
She (calmly)-Tust ask me to marry
you and prove the fallacy Of your be-
lief
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

"a man." said the young widow,
usually marrles woman because he
loves her."
And woman" rejoined the old
bachelor, usually marries a man be-
cause he asks her."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Transatlantic Trips.

Across the ocean with great zest
How many men have faredI
Some go to Europe for a rest,
And some because they're scared.
Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17


Eric Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
ITO after first day of DR. KIne's Great Nerve
hestorer Send for Free 81 trial bottle and Treatise
DR.. Il. H Kline, Ltd, 931 Arch ST. Philadelphia Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

Let the light come to your eyes from
one side or from above, not from in
front.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Supply VS.. Demand.

Mrs. De Smythe-I wonder why old
china is so rare and valuable?
Mrs. De Jones-Is it possible you
don't know after keeping a servant girl
Ill these years2
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy touse for their children
during the teething period.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Vivid Certainly Scare Him.

It is safe to say that the man who
had the arst case of good old-fashioned
jumping toothache thought he was
poner.-Detroit Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

When a married man laughs In his
sleep his wife imagines he Is dreaming
that he u q bachelor.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17
Beware Of OIntments for Catarrh that
..-.. Contain Mercury

as mercury wtll surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys.
tenn when entering 1t through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on ptions from reputable ply;
to the good you can posi- oily derive from them.
Hall g Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.. contains no nj ercury,
and IS taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Halls Catsrrh Cure be sure you get
the enuine. 1t is taken internally, and IN ade
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-06-17

AS you value your sight, avoid all
luack eye doctors.