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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

1 HE notorious latt-Elios case
 l0 seems to have been ended by
 the dismissal of a suit brought
 by the octogenarian millionaire to com
 pell the negress to return S6S5,OM which
 he claims that he gave her during a
 period of twenty-five years. Public opinion
 decided this case long ago. That Papa
 Platt deserved the "hct end'' and got
 it. was generally conceded and not
 particle of sympathy has been wasted
 on senile old reprobste who brought dishonor upon his gray hairs. Now it Is
 in order for the courts to free Cassie
 Chadwick and start kindergarten school
 for our simple bankers.
 An article on the suicides of Niagara calls attention to an interesting psychol- ogical fact The sublimity and grandeur of this waterfall is largely responsible for the number of people who have sought death in Its laundering eddies On great heights people have often been seized with an insane desire to hurl themselves be- low; likewise the immensity, the fright flu. rush and the roar of Niagara call to all cdbJ anu SIcSid(uAcAt aNdAh hhot ID often needed by persons of morbid minds who are suffering from melancholy or despair. No doubt more than one victim of Niagara ended his life there, not so l much to escape trouble of this world as in answer to the strange fascination l exercised by mighty instruments of death | over minds that are not exactly normal | A young man who resides in Pennsyl- l vsnia went out and imbibed the first | jag of his married life. He meandered l home where his little" wife waited. l He also tried to whip his little wife I and conducted himself in a most un- seemly manner Did she cry and hide out | ir the wood house until he got sleepy l enough for her to put him to bed? Did 1 she give him curtain lecture at a safe | distance and VOW that she would go l right home to mama? Not a bit of it. | This woman was an athletic girl before she became the wife of a brute. She knocked down her belligerent spouse, | jumped on him with both feet, tied him I ir chair with 150 feet of clothesllne
 and forty-two knots and called in the neighbors to laugh Hall to the athletic girls! May they ever increase in number
 and in prowess and may more of them marry, provided they do not use their
 strength to play the termagantl
 l OPTIMISM.
 l Oh, would I were a rooster
 l Perched on a backyard fence
 l For all the world a booster
 Though worth but thirty cents.
 If you want to have the time of your
 life just journey up to Washington about
 March and see President Roosevelt in-
 augurated. You will never care to attend
 another circus and the abolition of the
 circus parade will leave no aching void
 in your heart. Hotel magnates of the
 capital may fleece you both going and coming, but the entertaining features of
 Roosevelt's inauguration will be worth
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

Sweet charity is not dead in Bir mingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

One grand duke is dead and the other are imprisoned by their fears.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

Kuropatkin is planning another tilt with Oyama Don't do it. old war hoss
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

A detective actually got into Wall street the other day, disguised as a farmer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23
 RITSY KANSAHo

The Kansans are a thrifty lot. And not afraid of toll; They always keep the water hot, And now it's Standard oil.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

The germ that is fatal to grand dukes is not easily anticipated or averted.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

Keep your eye on William Jennings Bryan. He Is getting wiser every day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

King Leopold has won in his daugh- ters suit. He is not in the habit of losing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

The Russians simply need mutual ization. Their Jimmy Hyde wears a crown.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23
NOT A TRUE STORY. Johnny Jones got his gun And aimed it at his sister; This is not a true story. For Johnny Jones missed her.

Before long fools will mop the per- spiration from their brows and murmur. Gee, ain't it hotr'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23
TEMPORARILY.

TEMPORARILY. Clothes don't make the man. you bet, And some gold bricks are spurious; But how they make your credit good Is really very curious.
 PAUL COOK
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

Since T. Lawson achieved so much noto- rlety as 8 writer of financial fiction he is endeavoring to create the impression that he Is A humorist. MT, Lawson is q very amusing sort of fellow, but his hu- nor is of the unconscious kind He is funniest when he intends to be serious. Some people are that way,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23
OPTIMISM.

Oh, would I were a rooster
 Perched on a backyard fence For all the world booster
 Though worth but thirty cents.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

Now we are face to face with mutual ize." Uncle Noah Webster does not recognize this modern intruder. but the Equitable Life Assurance society's squal- ble has given it great vogue. The stock holders. some of them, wanted to "mu- tualize" the company. Naturalization" was the purpose they had in view. and while you may not look with much favor on this verbal interloper you will agree that the stockholders. some of them. were very much in earnest "Mutualize" sounds well, looks fairly well in print and hath a portentious sound. so there is no reason why it should not take its place along with "enthuse' and those other monstrosities fit to make Dr. Johnson turn over in his grave.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-23

 of crows during the inauguration fes- tivities. A great many will probably retire on the proceeds.
 ----- The differences between ex-Secre- tary of the Interior Hoke Smith, and Secretary Hitchcock may have to be arbitrated. They are calling each other namesy
 A zemsky zabor is useless unless it comes directly from the people and has coordinate power. A wishy- washy zabor would be worse than none at all.
 According to the yellow-backed al manac spring does not begin until March 21, and it will do no antieipat- ing this year.
 Little Delaware has been balloting for Senator for nine years with occa- sional intermissions only.
  It is remarkable how much valuable time is wasted to no purpose in dis cussing the race question.
  St. Patrick's Day will not be post poned even in this frantic winter weather.
 A detective actually got into Wall street the other day, disguised as farmer.
 The germ that is fatal to grand dukes is not easily anticipated or averted
 Kuropatkin is planning another tilt with Oyama. Don't do it, old war hoss!
 King Leopold has won in his daugh' ters suit. He is not in the habit of losing.
 The Russians simply need mutual izatlon. Their Jimmy Hyde wears a crown.
  Keep your eye on William Jennings Bryan. He is getting wiser every day.
  The Russian bear is becoming ac- customed to playing the under-dog role.
 One grand duke is dead and the other are imprisoned by their fears. Attorney Parker is pleading right along in the New York courts.
  Literature's loss was Roosevelt S gain in the case of John Hay.
 
 General Grippenberg should cut off the first syllable of his name. The Czar has fine chance to save himself by reforms.
  Hoch in jail alone and safe is nat urally cheerful.
  MT. Hyde is almost as famous as grand duke.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
Thousands Of Women
ARE MADE WELL AND STRONG
Success Of Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable
Compound Rssts UpOa the Fact that Il
Really Does Make Sick Women Well

Thousands upon thousands of Ameri-
can women have been restored 10
health by Lydia 4. Pinkhams VeReta-
BILE Compound. Their letters are on file
in Mrs. Pinkham's Office, and prove this
statement to be fact and not mere
boast.
Overshadowing indeed is the success
OF this great medicine, and compared
with it all other medicines and treat
ment for women are experiments.
Why has Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound accomplished its wide
spread results for goodP
Why has 1t lived and thrived and
done its glorious work for quarter Of
q century?
Simply and surely because Of its ster-
ling worth. The reason no other med.
icine has even approached it's success
Is plainly and positively because there
IL no other medicine in the world so
good for womens ills.
The wonderful power OF Lydia z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound over
the diseases of womankind is not be-
cause it is astimulant-not because il Is
q palliative. but simply because IL is
the most wonderful tonic and recon-
structor ever discovered to act directly
upon the uterine system, positively
CURING disease and displacements and
restoring health and vigor,
Marvellous cures are reported from
all parts of the country by women who
have been cured, trained nurses who
have witnessed cures, and physicians
who have recognized the virtue ia
Lydia K. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound, and are fair enough TO give
credit where il is due. II physicians
dared to be frank and open, hundreds
of them would acknowledge that they
constantly prescribe Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound in severe
cases Of female ills, as they know by
experience that it will effect cure.
Women who are troubled with painful
or irregular menstruation, backache,
bloating Tor flatulence),> leucorrh9a,
falling, inflammation or liberation Of
the uterus. ovarian troubles. that
bearing down" feeling, dizziness,
faintness. indigestion, nervous pros
tration, or the blues, should take i'm
mediate action TO ward of the serious
consequences and be restored TO health
and strength by taking Lydia z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Anyway,
write 20 Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn. Mass, ,
for advice. It's free and always helpful
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27

Jonesville, July 23.-T G. Scott, one
Of our melon growers, departed for HE
home 10 South Carolina one day this
week. lie expect. 70 return in about
q month
The numerous friends of ". W and
J. Sims will be- pleased TO learn that
their mother. whom they found very
~ upon their rrturn home, 10 inn
proving.
Mrs. West has retained 20 her home.
after . delightful wet to her parents
Miss Glenn Pickett hAs retained from
MicSnopy. where che vas visiting
friends
Miss Fanny Smith 10 yi'iiinE 81 the
hume Of her grandmother. Nrs W. J..
Hamilton
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
Bent Her Double.

~ knew no one, FOR four weeks, when
| WAS sick with typhoid aud kidney
trouble" writes Mr-, Annie Hunter OF
Pittsburg, Pa and when got better
although had Que ~ the best doctors
could get. was bent double, and had
T. rect my hand. on my knees wheu !
walked. From TIN. terrible affection |
was rescued by Electric Bitters, which
restored my health and strength, and
now can walk r.. straight a. ever.
They are simply wonderful" Gusran.
teed 20 cure stomach, liver and kidney
disorders a. al drug stores price GOc.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
HAMMONO-PAULLlNG
Two Prominent Young People Join
Hearts and Hands.

Two Prominent Young People Join
Hearts and Hands.
Mr.. Thomas ]. Hammond OF Haw.
thorn and Miss Queen Pauling OF
Lake View, this county, were united in
the holy bonds Of wedlock Sunday az
ternoon at O'Clock, ut the home OF
the brides parents, Hon, and Mrs. +.
r. Paulling.
The ceremony was performed by
Rev. Mr.. Allen OF DeLand, pastor OF
the Baptist church At Hawthorn, in q
very solemn and impressive manner
The wedding was very quiet one,
only the relatives Of the contracting
parties being present.
Miss Paulling 10 the daughter OF
County Commissioner PGulling, and n
young lady Of charming disposition.
Mr.. Hammond 10 one OF Hawthorn
leading business men, and is we'll and
fsvorably known throughout the state.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hammond will reside
in Hawthorn
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
DIR. SLEDD'S SERMONS.
Preached Two Fine Sermons Sunday.
Was Listened to With interest.

Preached wo Fine Sermons sunday.
Was Listened to With interest.
DR.. Andrew Sledd, president Of the
University Of Florida, favored the
church. going people Of this city Sun
day with two magnificent sermons,
which we're listened to by large con-
gregations who manifested the great
est interest.
DR.. SIedd preached in the morning
in the pulpit Of his own church, the
Methodist Church South, and in the
evening filled an appointment at the
union service, which was held at the
First Baptist Church In the evening
the church was 80 crowded that many
who arrived were unable TO secure
seats.
DR.. Sledd isa pleasing and impress
sive, re we'll as an earnest speaker, and
never fails to interest his eOngrega-
ton. IL is hoped that he will favor the
people often with his eloquence and
earnestness when the University term
opens here.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
CENSUS WORK BEGINS.
enumerator r. J. McRae in Gainesville
Consulting With Deputies.

Consulting With Deputies.
T. J. McRae Of Hawthorn, census
enlmerator Of Alachua county, vas in
Gainesville Monday, consulting with
his deputies who will assist him in TAX
ing the census OF this county,
The blanks, etc., have been issued to
the enumerators throughout the State
by Agricultural Commissioner McLin,
and are the most complete in regard
to population, number Of farms, deaths
and manufacturing concerns that Flor
ida has ever had. Since the last CEN
sus was taken, which was in 1895, both
Gainesville and Alachua county have
steadily advanced In population.
1t is Mr.. McRae's intention to take
all OF the precincts in the eastern and
western part Of the county first, and
finish the enumeration with the
Gainesville precinct. He thinks he
will complete the work by October Is
and have everything in readiness TO
submit to the authorities on time.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27

John Williams. colorsd. Was ar
nigned in Judge MRsons court Tues
day upon the charge Of the Larceny OF
a watch from Mu J. X DAVE Of Tioga
williams Vas foohd RuiltT and cen
tened 70 pay a fac Of go and costs
90 sesnd Shres months IN prison
Through HE attorney. EVsns Halle. an
appeal vas made. add Williams va
released on bond
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27

Orino Laxative Fruit sJfup giVes
permanent relief 10 cases % hsbituAl
ssnsti patton ~ u stimulates the liver
and restores tie nAturAl seton % the
bowsls without iFritAiihE tbsss organs
like pills oF ordinary eathAFi,cs. DO~s
rot naoseats OF grips and - mild and
pleasant 90 tAks Remember the Dams
Oripo ssd Fsfoss Substitutes. J W.
heCOllsm A Go.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
The Diamond Cure.

The latest news from Paris lie that
they have discovered a diamond cure
for consumption. II you fear con.
sumption or pneumonia, it will, how
ever, be best for you TO take that great
remedy mentioned by w, T. Mc(iee OF
Vsnleer, Tenn. Il had q cough, for
fourteen years. Nothing helped me,
until took DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
which gave instant relief, and effected
a permanent cure" Unequalled quick
cure for throat and lung troubles. At
all drug stores; price soc and 81, guar
anteed. T-ial bottle free.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
Catarrh Cannot be Cured

With local applications, ~ they can
not reach the seat OF the disease Ca
tarrh il a blood or constitutional dis.
esse, and in order ~ cu'e i Won must
take internal remedies. Hali's Ca.
tarrh Cure IL taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halle CatarFh Cure IL not 4
QuAck med icns. II We prescribed BY
one OF the best phys,ctAns IN this eoun-
TRY 10 years and 10 regular pTeScrip'
ton. IL IL composed OF the best tonics
known, combined with the beet blood
purifiers. acting directly on the mu-
cous surfaces. The perfect combtnn-
ton OF the two ingredients - what
produces such wonderful results IN
curing eataFrh. send for Testimonials
free. FL CHKNET a Co Props,
Toledo. Chic.
Rold by druggists, price IS
Take Halle Family Pills Tor con'il-
patton.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
~ Interest Mari.

Ia. '~''on should kD0u that good
t,, apo@siblr 70 the kidnsys are
49, foieJ's kidney Core will
~ and bladder disease 10 sv.
g.. ahe viIl bald uP and
r. !. Hsss organs 90 they VIII
49,, .ls'r tsnetions pfopsFiT. Ne
q -, hrghtis ainonss OF diabetes
- h.4ney Cure = takeA n
" Ascallr 4 O..
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
Death Of q. N Smith

a, nation reached this city Mon
" Nc death Of B. N. smith, which
near Miami Particulars OF
IA IA ""re not lesrned.
49, vas well known In this city
o., = '-''ded for manI yeArs, and
r. NO remaining children.
- 'i''.- and Katie Smith, now
o.. "' 9" about SiIty-hvs yean
n, w The family extend sympa-
'l'' aour % bereavement.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27

Be sars and uss thai old and wsli-
tried Fsmsdy, Mn. WInslOw'' sOoth'
ing Syrup. foE ehildres issthinE. 10
sooshes tha eAiid, sofisna ths gu@a'
alinys 81 pain. earrs uiad cole ard h
fkn hrss sHne4y f9r ei1fFhosB. Iuen-
ll.lla a.E1l z lzlll1.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27

This is the rage of the hour. Money saved is money
laid away. Where are you going to buy your Furni.
ture this Spring?
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
EIVEsVILLE HAD =.
BIG SUNDAY FIRE
a and Contents, Valued at
sNO. Completely Destroyed
...coysRy is MADE TOO LATE

Cav. Property, Notwithstanding He
=. Effort. Of the Fire Department
..,.A Responded PrOmptIy-Fami'Y
1891, =, Time of cOnflsgratiOn.
.,.,m Of fire was turned in from
few moments after 2 O'Clock
afternoon, which sunmoned
,.,,,,ment to the house owned by
I: IS.iract and Realty Company and
. .'.uDisd BY Charles s. Hill and family
Z West Main street s.
n, building and contents were de-
.,a,,d involving an aggregate loss oil
r.,ri,b,tsnding that the tire de-
,'rwen. responded with admirable
,,uptnem the building was too Tar
9, 10 save it. The flames had evil
. ~
,,,,ly been under way for some time
-l,u discovered by W. j. Mccormick
n resides on the same street in the
I ,l,iuity OF the Hill home. When Mr..
s,COrmick noticed the fire the flames
,Rr licking through window on the
s.Oud floor and the interior OF the
aiding was q seething macs. The
am was Immediately turned In, but
4 w. necessary to go quite q distance
Is An alarm box, and even after the
6ROvery the fire had an opportunity
: make considerable head way.
ne alarm attracted a large number
4 pectstors, many Of whom were anx-
b. and willing to save the contents
4 the building, but the flames had
pined such headwsy that it was inn
,mbe TO enter the house, 80 Excess
i've was the heat.
At the time OF the fire there was no
Ne in the house. Mrs. Hill and chill
ben are visiting in Palmetto, and Mr..
HIll was en- route to Macclenney, where
y vas going in the interest OF the
Daumer Lumber Company, by whom
h h employed as a civil engineer and
Hreyor Mr. Hill was in the house
lhli.hOur before the fire was discov.
ND but merely went to get his vslise,
I'd left Immediately for the Seabosrd
lii Line train. He was intercepted at
Aildo by telegram, however, and re-
sfned to this city, where he found his
anliure and other valuable house,
Old effects in ruin.
Inc building was valued at $1,000,
d Wss insured with +. f. Voyle for
~ that amount. This was one OF the
'O'i comfortably furnished homes in
y city, and the loss OF household
inI'nre, etc is placed at more than
-v' with an insurance of 1920.
aA insurance was with A. NJ. Cush-
an.
Al one time during the fire the resi-
nee OF {. {. Pedrick was threatened =,
. " va doe to the most heoric eff
" mat the building was saved. Mr..
. ME- Pedrick desire to extend
al" 10 the department and their
's0o' Tor their excellent work In
''As me property. A great many OF
<hol'eho.d effects OF this home we're
WEI INTO the street, as it was
'osh' sure the house would be de-
oIst.
lie origin Of the fire remains a myS-
. Mr. Hill has been in South
UNA 'or several weeks. and the
~ AS been vacant. Mr.. Hill
,u'' 'r'-n'eIghths Of his time away
. home hence there has been no
' = or conbustibles OF any other
: 4''a about the place, and the
.-'''' current was not on at the
- -'E-' Foyle Of the Abstract and
W company states that the COM
!. = rebuild a. soon a. possible,
80 .'ca''oh lsa desirable one.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-07-27
w. III. SIBLEY,
PHYsICIAS sURGEOE

~ 40 A. meoteatef Tst,OF Sstka kaf slees
ttcai sresfn1at 80 ~ 1en1 n ee414ctio1
Hitk mpfnEtnas II tt9 tfoateSfntEf G19ase4 81
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22

is making visit to her brother, A. Il.
Dennis this week. 80. Mrs. Perry Glenn
ans accompanied her grandmother, Mrs.
Bond, to Toppenish Wednesday. Mrs.
Bond is Senator A. J. Splawn's mother.
80. Hon. Edward Whitson stopped off
here Tuesday on his way to the Sound.
Mr.. Whitson has been appointed federal
judge OF the eastern division of Wash
ington, very desirable honor and one
well placed. :. Mr.. and Mrs. McLennan
came over from the ranch on the Co
lumbia the first of the week. Owing to
Mr.. McIennan being away so much
during the summer months, Mrs. Nc
Lehman will 60 to North Yakima and
remain with her parents for the sum-
mer. 20. w. Pautzke and w. A. Rice
went down to North Yakima Tuesday
afternoon to attend meeting of stock.
holders in the Blue Bell Gold Mining
company. The company's property is
located in the Gold Hill region. There
are number of stockholders here and
these gentlemen went as representa-
tives for Elensburg Localizer.
Mr.. w. NJ. Badger, father of our con-
fectionery dealer, was in the city the
first Of the week visiting his son. He
returned to North Yakima Wednesday.
Sunday, March %. Rev. Thompson,
of North Yakima, viii hold communion
services in the Presbyterian church at
which time new members will be re-
ceived. This will be the last time Rev.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22

A. L. Roth of st. Paul, Mimi, and j.
Newton Moore of North Yakima were
guests at Hotel Toppenish Tuesday. 80.
Roy Richardson has accepted position
with the Yakima National bank and
commences his services today. George
NJ. A. Shaw, George NJ. Henry OF Den
yer, c. w. Adams of Seattle, P. J. PREM
and G. S. Rankin of North Yakima, pro
motors of the proposed sugar factory,
were in town Wednesday on business
connected with their project. j. NJ.
Edwards, deputy sheriff, was in town
Wednesday after the two prisoners that
had been taken to the fort. Judge Han
ford decided that the county authorities
only have jurisdiction over the Indians
for crimes committed Re-
view.