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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
RuMonEp OF ROY ALLY.

Earl Nelson. who Is In his eighty
second year. Ia Ahe only living peer
who was \ member OF tie house Of
lords when Queen Victoria came W the
throne.
King Edwards reign has by no
means brought JOY to the heart OF
London iradespeople. A leading trade
paper lameuts the act that y great
portion Of tho trousseau Of Princess
Margaret Of Connausht Was purchased
IN Paris.
There 10 something In the soft
round cheek and the direct outlook Of
Princess Margaret's candid eyes that
recalls the early portraits Of the great
queen. and there are traits Of character
that bear the same stamp. such AZ
t%ruthfulness. clear insight. earnest
ness Of purpose. and last. not least.
saving common sense"
England's future King. Prince Ed
ward Of Wales, now II years. old. pos
sesscs n child's habit Of saying the un-
expected thing. when visiting King
Edward. tho other day. the king asked
him what no waa studying. and the
little prince said: IAN about Perkin
warbeck." Asked who warbeck was,
the prince replied; He pretended he
was the son Of the king, but he wasn't;
he was the son Of respectable parents"
There IL . singular coincidence
about tho two English royal princesses
named Louise. They are both the
daughters Of British m~onsrchs, they
are Of very fair complexion and both
married out Of the blood royal. Each
also selected Scottish p%eers-the dukes
o: Argyll aud Ffe-botn Of whom are
As f~air-skinnsd q their wives. still
further goes the coincidence. for
neither Of the royal duchessss has pre-
rented hsr husband with , mNls heir.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
ora.tud. We'll Yxpr.ssed.

sault st. Marie. Mieh., Aug itth. Nj
{. l.. smith. painter and decorator,
whose home - al ~ Anne street. this
CITY, makes the follow lhg statement -
" was laid M wi,h some kind 81
pains. some .aid Il was Luinbaso. other.
Sclatica, and others AGAIN rheumatism.
A lew ~ my friends suggested that !; was
lead poison. hu, whatever It was II gave
me a great deal oi pain, ~ fact, almost
completely crippled ME. | had TO use two
canes to walk about, aud even then II was
. very painful task.
"A friend ADVISED the to try Doad's
Kidney Pills. and ! bclan the treatment,
After | had used the hrrt box | was able
10 throw away one - the canes aud was
considerably improved. The second box
Strengthened Inc ny 20 that ] could 20
about free from pain withou, any assist
ance. aud very soon after ! was complete
" cured, well and happy. wi'hea, a pain
or an ache. Dodi's Fidncy Pills seemed
60 20 right Ia the SPIT in my ease, an,
they will always have my greatest praise"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
WHAT TO DO If coNsriPAreo
summer-Bowsl and Stomach Trouble

Q. What is the beginning of s,tkne.,y
n. Constipation.
Y. What IL Cone ipationg
n. Failure Of the bowels 10 carry oil the
waste natter which lies in the alimcn,ary
canal where II decays and posons the en-
death under tks name Of some other dis.
cass. Not. the deaths from typhoid fever
and appendicitis, stomach aud bowel
trouble At the 9f.sent time.
Y. What causes C~onstipationf
\. Neglect 10 respond to the call Of
ccssl,c IRAN work Mental emotion aud
improper diet.
Q What arc the results Of neglected
Constipation.
A. Constipation causes more suffering
than any other disease. II causes rhsuinA'
tisin, colds. ievcfs. stomach. bowel, Lid.
n.s, lung and heart troubles, etc. II 10
the one disease tina, start. all others. in
digestion. dyspepsia, diarrhea. lo.s II
sleep aud strength are its symptoms
piles, appendicitis. and h.tula, are caused
by Cohstipailon. Its consequences are
known TO all physicians, but lew sui
ierer. r%eGii,. their condition until Z .
too late. Women become confirmed IN.
,alid- as a result Of Constipation.
Y. Do physicians recognize thisi
a. Yes. The hTst question your doctor
ask. you 10 are you eo~nsiipatedF' That
" the secret.
Y. Can IL he euredy
A. lcs. with proper treatment. The
common error 10 TO resort TO physics. such
AZ pills, salts, mineral water, rastor oil. IN
jcctions, etc, every one u which 10 IN
jurious. They weaken aud increase tue
msiad,. You know this by your own eI'
prriencc.
Y. VIA, then should be lone to euIs
A L. The frec eounop helow M onee
Constipation aud in the shortest space II
time. No other remedy has before been
known to cure Constipation positively and
permanently.
Q. Whs, is Mull,s Grape Toniei
4. II is a Grape Compound that exsrts
a peculiar healing influence upon the In
testin,s, Strengthening the muscles Of the
Alimentsy- canal 80 that they can do their
work unsid~d. The process. " Gr>duai hut
sure. II 10 not . physic. II 10 unlike any
thing else you have ever used, hut II
cures Constipation. dyscntery aud bowel
trouble. Having a rich, fruity grape favor.
n u pleasant 10 take. A. a hot weather
tonic Il IL u~ncqualcd insurins the system
against diseases 80 fatal in hot weather.
Y. Where can Mulis Grape Tonic he
A. Your drugsis, sells II. The dollar
bottle contains nearly three times the -
cent size. but II you write 10 day you viii
receive the ifst bottle free with nsiruc'
,ions. This test will prove It's worth.
WRITE FOR THIS FREE BOTTLE
TODAY.
Good for ailins children and nursing
mothers.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

A stork walled into . church u
noermond. Holland, the ether evening.
and stood on . lee o. the top OF
The pulpit until the end d the service.
The owner Of . houss IL . Loudsn
suburb altered the number 10 to 12A.
The borough authorities objected. and.
though he pleaded that he could not
Vt . house numbered -. they made
him replace the - on the door.
A retired army lieutenant has been
arrested a. Naupiia. Greece. owing TO
having predicted some weeks aso that
NJ. Delyannis. the premier. would be
assassinated on June ~. which Was
the actual date OF the crime. lie says
the murder was foretold 10 him In .
dream.
Apropos Of . statement that coal
would appear . strange article Of Diet"
. correspondent writes to the West
minister Gazette saying that 1t Ia not
only children and cats who regard 70
q u = luxury. a. he hiss an Irish water
spaniel which makes away with . mum.
Der OF Jumps a day uniess the coal 10
kept out Of his reach.
In the fashionable West end Of Lon.
don = teacup especially made for for.
tune telling II being sold. Tho cup 10
engraved on the inside with the mystic
symbols OF the fortune-teiler-a bell.
heart. horseshoes. and 20 on. The tea
leaves at the bottom are twirled round
the cup. ana according TO the position
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
Th9usands d Womsa
Aag llAeg WELL AND sraone
ossssss sstytns {. NsAAaa's vspseslas
oeaoeue1 oouoo NM ~ eool ~ n
nsaly osss nDaks olek Weoss ma

Thousands upon thousands Of Amsri.
can women have boou restored n
health BY Lydia q. Piukham's ve9eta.
bic Co1npound. Their 1etters are on 6le
II Mrs, Pinhham's once, and prove thIs
statsaSsnt 70 b . fact and not . mere
boast.
OveuhadowinR indeed Il the success
Of this great medicine, and compared
with u all other medicines and treat.
ment for women { experiments.
Why has Lydia z. Pfnkhnm's vcgc-
table Compound accomplished It's wide.
spread results for good
Why has IL lived and thrived and
done " glorious work for n quarter Of
simRiy and surely because Of it, pter-
ling worth. The reason no other med.
icinc has even approached its SUCCESS
10 plainly and positively because there
10 no other medicine In the world 20
good iPr womcn's ills.
ThsI wonderful power Of Lydia q.
Pinkhbm's Vegetable Compound owes
the diseases of womankind IN not be-
cause u IL . stimulnnt--not because II Ia
. palliative. but simply because II IL
me m}bst wonderful tonic and recon-
structbr ever discovered 10 act directly
upon the uterine system. positively
cumSA disease md displsccmcnts ind
restoring health and vigor.
Marvellous cures are reported from
all pats of the country by women who
have been cured, trained nurses who
have witnessed cures. and physicians
who have recognized the virtue In
LydiaI u. Piukham's Vegetable Com.
pound and arr fair enough To give
credit where II IL due. n physicians
dared To be frank aud open, hundreds
Of them would ncknow ledge that they
constantly prescribe Lydia y. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound In severe
cases Of female Ills. n they know by
experience that Il will effect q cure.
Women who are troubled with painful
or irregular menstruation. backnche.
bioating Tor f~iatnlcnccL lcucorrhoa.
falling, Inflammation or liberation Of
the uterus. ovarian troubles. that
bearing down" feeling. dizziness.
faintnsss. indigestion. nervous pros.
tratioS. or tho blues. should take i'm.
mediate notion to ward on the serious
consequences and he restored 10 health
mud strength by taking Lydia T.. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound. Anyway,
write Ito Mrs. Pinkham. Lynn. Mass.
for adficc. Its free and always helpful
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
FREE BOTTLE COUPON.

Send. this coupon with ycur name and
address sod dfuggist's nsmr, for aftsc bottle
~ Malls ofaIe Tonic for stomach aud
Iioweis TO
MrLL's Carr Tosic Co, lt'Third Ave,
Roclt Island, III.
Ore Pull Adir,,s aHd WrOs Pidisiy
The u 90 bottle scu,sins nearly three times
the 81 siss. Atdtug stores.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

A Londoncr suggests that church
Bells he abolished practically every
body knowing what the time In nova
days. and that u aay be hoisted on
each church during a fxed period be-
fore service.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
New Sugar Plant.

The new Z plant from South
America, which has been named Eupa-
forum rebandium, Is pronounced BY
Bertoni. the German chemist. 10 be Of
great Industrial value. II Erows eight
or ten inches high. and Is found to con
tain from 20 to 30 times a much sac.
ehsrinc matter as sugar cane Of the beet.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

Al weston-on-rrent. England, the
other day q large swarm Of strange
bees arrived and attempted TO drive
the local bees out OF their hives. but
were repulsed. They then swarmed
snsrily into the village and attacked
everybody they met. II was late In the
day when they retired. leaving the VII.
lsrc all swollen up.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

The authorities of Westminster ca.
thedral have introduced an irish terrier
Into the cathedral TO protect the build.
Ing and the treasures Il contains from
the gsng Of London burglars who make
. specially VI churches.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
wisconsin Canary yan.

The village Of Scoheld, Wis.,. beasts
Of . canary farm, operated by Mr.. end
Mrs. Herman Neupert. They are nov
raising about 1000 birds yearly. and
are doing q profitable business. II IL
. unique occupation. requiring consid.
cradle okiil. judgment and patience.
The Seuperts have been engaged 10
The business for 40 years.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

THE agreement, among Italy, Germany
ny"
Yes"
We'll, whats ,hs. pac, between France
and Russia cnllcd,"
"A m%or'bund, | ,uppose.'-N. U. Times-
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
FIFTEEN YEARS OF TORTURE
Itching and Painful Sores Covered
Head and Body-cured In .
Week by C%utieura.

"For fifteen years my scalp and fore
head WIS one mass Of s,ab-, and my body
was covered with sores. Words cannot
expressN how | suffered from the itching
and pain. tried many doctors aud
treatmSnts. but could get no help, and
had giNrn up hope when q. friend told me
to get }'u,icura. After bathing with Cuti.
ment tor three days. my head was as
clear az ever, and to my surprise aud Joy.
n cats Of soap and one box Of oint.
ment rQade q complete cure in one week,
lsigneH u. II. Franklin. ~ Washington
St., Allegheny, Pa"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
Her Tongu. Was Bad.

Husband-Thc doctor told me | muir,
60 10 a rest cure"
wlfe-Dld he look nj your tongue?
mo. ! told him about yours. Chi.
eago Tribune.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

Leonora Romaldo. wife Of a farm To-
borcr at villacienso, near Burros, Spain.
recently invoke from a trance which had
lasted ~ years. She remembers all that
happened when she was n glrl. before she
fell Into the trance.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

Did you ever notice how time drars
when you are saving money, and how Il
Ties when you are spending H.?
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

In consequence II a plague OF fies
traffic In the principal ~thoroughfarcs
leading To cardin docks had TO DO d..
yefted recently.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

A mans family went away for . sum.
mer vacation aud lcf, him n home with
the parrot. When his wife returned. she
ssid 10 the parrot: Has poor Polly been
lonesomet" The parrot shook itself and
replied: Gimme . stack Of whites"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

After much experimenting with insect
powders, sprays, etc, ! have learned from
a florist a very simple and effective meant
Of keeping russ bushes free IRON siuss
Use plenty Of strong Ivory Soap ,sd.
will prevent insects and cause the plantI
to BE- perfectly healthy.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
Il Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot. Ease is a certain cure for
hot. sweating, %callous, and swollen. aching
iee,, Sold by all Drusg,.,.. Price 2Sc; Dent
Address Alien =. Olmstcd. 10 Roy, n. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
Victims Of

More eases of consumption appear
among needle. makers and hle-makers
than any other class OF workers.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
Robbins. Norwich. 4. y, Feb. II, 1900.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

A wicked man's frown 10 LEES dangerous
than the smile OF Q hypocrite.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

lewis Single Binder The richest
quality cigar on the market at straight
g. Alwsy. reliable aSS pay loe tor
oria, III.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
hats the User

The worst abou, paying bills Ia Il Just
makes another chance to run them up
again,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

The genuine has a date and number
stamped on the label--take no other from
,our druggist.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

When a man sits at q girls feet unders
tree and plays n banjo 10 her, she thinks
that is the way they would 90 on do.
ing after they were married and had
seven children.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

In Peru potatoes are dried, as they eau
then be kept readily for . whole win
Tar.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

The truth is mighty and will prevail
especially II II IL disagrecable.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

A factory lockout 10 merely Q ease II
shaking hands.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
REcENTLY RELATED.

President sprague. Of the Union
Dime savings bank. OF New York. Gays
that he was called up on the telephone
n day and addressed thus: is
this the Union Dime savings bankf"
Yes" well. ! want to know II .
non.union man can deposit In your
bank"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

bank"
A well.dressed man who registered at
q hotel In 81. Joseph. Mo-. casually
remarked that he " travelled with
out his wi f~reescape. at the same
time exhibiting tho continuance he
carried. In case OF IRE" he said. II
can let myself down from any hotel
window" The landlord ald. grsyeiy:
sour terms for guests with frees.
capes are cash In advance"
william u. Crane. the actor. says he
first learned what true love In by ac.
~cidentnlly oycrhearing a brief CONVEX.
sation between a young man and o
very pretty girl. And you're sure you
love met" she said. Love your echoed
the young fellow. "why. darling.
while was bidding you good.by on
the porch last night your dog bit q
large piece out Of the calf Of my leg.
and | never noticed II tn I got home"
Abe Gruber. the New York lawyer.
tells Of q southern friend who was
visiting him. Mr.. Gruber. wishing TO
BE- hospitablc. brought forth a whisky
bottle and placed II on the dinlng.room
table. lie went TO the china closet
10 get some whisky glasses. On his
return he was surprised TO see that
his friend had Allied up an ordinary
water glass to the brim and was
about TO drink II. Say" said Mr..
Gruber. what are you doing! You
drink that rs II II were cider" "Cider7'
said the southcrner. draining the glass.
do you think I'D take that much
cIder?"
The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1905-12-15
Jet ME PASS, sIRw CRIED THE OFFICER.

"LET ME PASS, SIR CRIED THE OFFICER.
some PAGES away and stood glancing
at me, demure in face, but with eyes
all alight with smiles.
How can l earn it2 did what
did for the best"
you are bad at guessing riddles"
she laughed.
shes under the mlstletoe, Godfrey!
Don't you see?" cried GOrham from the
doorway, with laugh.
"Marplot. Gorham" exclaimed Aw-
drey, bluShing rose red. But before she
could turn to run after him | had
caught her in my arms.
II is Christmas eve, sweetheart, and
| am clown of penitent," l whis-
percd as kissed her.
You deserve to he punished for your
dullnC IS" she protested.
Then give it ne back, Awdrey.'
AMI | held her happy, blushing face
c'osc to mine.
IF do its under compulsion."
That's new name for mistletoe,"
cried Gorham again as he ran off to
ioin the dancers.
We fingered a moment for that which
WAS under neither mistletOe nor COM
pulsion and then followed him, forget
ting all about the recent crisis and as
happy a pair of lovers as all Sussex
could find that merry Christmas eve.
The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1905-12-15

such Il shout of exultation as brought
all the lagSards squirting up, and they
dashed toward me, making sure OF
their capture.
But was ready, and, picking my
way along the zigzag sides Of the fir
wood there, l carried out the plan l had
formed. AT the bottom Of the valley,
between the haunch and Dandy Chine,
lie the Quagmlre woods, as nasty and
dangerous bit of country as the name
could mean, and into this purposed to
lead them by degrees. NOll and knew
the way well enough, but 1t was an
other case with the fellows who were
after me. led them on, keeping In
sight till they were well into the mid
die of the woods, and when reached
the sudden turn by Dead Mans corner
gave Noll his head, and away we few
along the narrow track, leaving the
men laundering In the quagmire, call
Ing to one another and shouting and
oathing finely.
We were soon clear off, and, urging
the old horse to his utmost efforts,
headed In the direction Of Hardlnge
ana ratified home at pace which
would have surprised the soldiers in.
ueed could they have seen 1t.
Once ut IIardinge l changed my COS.
tune rapidly, while another horse was
Saddlcd, and then gallopcd back
through the night to Lanston. was all
NhA!e.y to know how matters had sped
uiere in my absence ami hoped indeed
u"t Master LOvc!acc had already been
recessed and was away with young
Horham, as | had arranged.
But 70 my chagrin my ruse had been
out partly success. Captain Hilary
ana Sir Burton were still at the
orange and In the hall awaiting the re
turn of-the troopers with their captive
number Of the guests had arrived
una We're grouped about in the rooms
ana hall looking nightly III at ease
en1 uncomfortable. while Audrey wa.
The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1905-12-15
Christmas Eye Qt The G[Qnge
Continued from page 4.

# was in all truth very awkward
nrcllcament, and as | was racking my
hrojns for some expedlent young Cor
hams words, that was like Mr.. Love
lace when seen from behind, occurred
IN me and suggested plan to outwlt
thrm. If the soldiers remained In the
hail poor Master Lovelace must either
he starved or driven to surrender, and
either event spelled ruin. My plan was
therefore to play at escaping from the
house get to my horse and lead the
soldiers a dance across country in pur-
suit.
There was small easement from
which | could easily leap to the terrace
below, make dash for the stable
ward where the horses were ready and
ride away across the park beyond.
That was easy, but 1t must be so done
that one or other of the sentries should
catch sight Of me and thus bring the
rest of the pack upon my heels.
knew where the men were posted,
and having from an upper window at
tracted the attention of the groom who
had my horse in readiness. went
down, opened the easement ana leaped
soldier who was close at hand saw and
challenged me instantly and discharged
his musket as I was darting toward
the stable.
In moment the whole place was in
the utmost confusion, and as mount
ed, taking care to pretend violent at
tack upon the man who held my horse
while told him to say l was stran-
ger to him, the troopers were already
to horse and came Gathering round the
old house after me.
Things went just as l would have
had them. was careful that none of
the men should see my face, and l put
my horse at the hedge and leaped into
the park.
did not hurry matters at the start.
The hedge caused little trouble to
some of the troopers, and, my wish
being to bring as many Of them as
could away from the Grange, it was
my cue to let them think that they
could catch me, but this had conse-
qucnces of different kind. Those who
could not take the leap stopped to
empty their muskets after me, and
then, finding the gate, they came
streaming through.
Old Noll had little relish for the
shooting, and when one of the balls,
from an accidentally well aimed shot,
came ripping and singing close to his
ears he shook his head and plunged
forward as though impatient to be out
of range.
1t was new sensation to play the
part of the fox in the hunt, but had
no qualms about the result.
went easily across the great park,
therefore, dropped into Winthrop lane
at the end, ratified across Twinbury
common and skirted the three cornered
cOpse, being careful all the time to
keep as much in sight of the hounds as
the fast darkening evening would al
low.
Once l played a trick on them and
let them come almost upon me. had
breathed old Nol up the steep side Of
the haunch, and once across it dis
mounted and waited for my pursucrs.
On catching sight of me the men raised
The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1905-12-15

Schedules above ubjctioang without notice and the
time of arrival and departure of guaranteed.
Through Pullman Chattanooga Nashville
Louis and Chicago Elegant sleeping between
Valdoa and Macon.
ror Cars service Trains No. and between Macon
Naldosa jacksonville
Information
etc. will be gladly furnished upon application to
G. A. MAULT, Depot Ticket Agent, Palatka
s. F. RHODES, Gen. Ag
Macon,
The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1905-12-15

The Louisville & Nashville via Montgomery.
The Mobile & Ohio R. R. via Montgomery.
The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1905-12-15
CONNECTION S:

THE ATLANTIC COAST LINE, via Charleston,
Richmond and Washington.