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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

They walked US around like they DO
when you are being initiated into Sc
cvet society only they cidn' sing Here
comes the Lobster and hit YOU with
a dried bladder The servants that We're
conducting Us lated had never seen
an Engllshman Ian before and IL was
The most interesting thing / saw in Lon
don. Most Englishmen look sorry
about something. as though some dear
,r!end died every day. and their faces
seem TO have grown that way. So when
they laI IL seems as though the wrinkles
would stay there. unless they treated
( heir faces With massage They were
laughing at dads disiocated calf. anu
his scared appearance, as though he
was going TO receive the thirty second
degree and didn't know whether they
were going 70 throw him over preciplcc
or pull him up to the roof by the hind
legs. We passed big hall clock. and lt
struck Just when We were near il. AMI
OF all the bark from the tombs" sounds
I ever heard that clock took the cake
Dad thought IL sounded like death
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

with other cab drivers lu sign LANGUAGE
about u.s. for every driver Kept along
with us looked at Us and .auehed. -
though we were wild west show
on the way 10 the kings residence II
was all cou.dlo ~ Keep dad braccd up
90 60 through the riea He was brave
enough before We got the Invitation.
and tod what be was going 10 say Is the
hing, and you would think be wasn't
afraid q anybody. but when We cot near
er to the house and dad Thought ~ 20.
Ing up 70 the throne. and seeing a King
IN all his glory surrounded Is SIS hun
dreds o. lords and dukes and things. 4
crown on his head and az ermine cloak
trimmed with red velvet anda six-ouart
milk pan full Of diamonds. some ~ them
a. big as chunk Of alum. dad weakened
and waited o give The whole thing un
and 60 10 matinee. but wouldn't have
&C. and told him IL be didn't get into
the king row now that I would shake
him right there in London and start IN
business as a Claude Duvai highway
man and hold up stage coaches. and be
ANAe DA bNAh A ANNs d. untA 10 read
about 10 my history Of Slxteen-string
Jack and other English highwaymen
Dad didn't want to see the family dis
graced 50 he let the cab man drive on.
but he said II We got out of this visit 10
royalty alive. It was the last tommyrot
he would indulge me in.
We'll old man. II is like having an on
Grafton for appendicitis you feel better
when you come out from under the inau.
ence Of the chloroform and the doctor
shows you what they took out Of Won
ard you feel that you are going TO live
unless you grow another vermiform
appendix. We were driven into a sort
Of Central park and up TO a building
that was big as lot Of exposition build
ings. and the servants took us In charge
and walked US through long rooms Gov
cred with pictures as big as side show
pictures at circus. but instead OF snake
charmcrs and snake, and Wild men of
Born-o. and sword swailowers. the
kings pictures were about war. and
women without much clothes on from
the belt up. Gosh. but SOME OF those plc-
lures made YOU think you could hear tho /
roar Of battle and smell gun powder and
dad acted as though he wanted 10 ~, 4
right down on the marble floor and dlr l
. riue pit big enough TO cit into.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
NEWS FROM INDIANA TOWNS
ITEMS OF INTEREST FROM MANY
POINTS.
Large Sum Spent by State During
1904 for Justice-Latest Hoo
sier Happenings
spent slo75lol .ea for Justics.

Indianapolis. For the dispense
ton of Justice throughout The state
in 1904 Sl.o75.lol.65 was spent. ac.
cording 10 figures compiled by Joseph Il
Stubs. chief OF ihe bureau OF statistics.
or this sum the salaries OF the judges
circuit. criminal, superior appellate and
supreme amounted TO S27S. $50 all OF
which was paid by the state. and the re-
mainder S196.2ll65 was paid u.s. the
counties for jurors bailins. care OF GRIM
inals aud other court expenses This
total makes an ayerage OF SlS.516 Is for
each judicial district. or an average OF
more than l2.oo0to the county
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

has made more trouble than any bow
in the world. and had more fun than any
body, and made them all stand aroun 4
and wonder what was coming next
You're wonder Strange the Ameri-
can people never thought Of killing YOU. !"
] said yessir, and tried to look innocent
and then the king told dad to sit down
ana Tor me TO come and stand by his
knee, and by ginger when he patted me
on the cheek, and his soft hand squeezed
my hand and he looked into my ewes
with the most winning exposition. I did
not wonder that all the women were NJ
love with him, and that all Englishmen
would die for him.
lie asked dad all about America its
institutions. the president, and every
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Lafayette Miss Mary Mcnamara.
young waitress. WHO died al ST.
Elizaheths hospital. was victim
OF homesickncss. So pronounced by
medical attendance. she came from
ireland is months ago. but she was never
contcntod in America. and she continu-
ally struggled To save money with which
TO return, but when she accumulated
enough for the purpose she changed her
mind and instead sent the money TO Ire
land for the benefit of hsr mother. who
is a widow
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kne... and he would have welcomed the
turning II OF a fire alarm as sound that
meant life everlasting beside that dole
I ful sound.
After We had marched about three
mile heats, and passed the chairs OF lne
/ noble grand and the senior warden, and
the exalted ruler, We came TO a bronze
door as big as the gate to a cemetery
and the grand conductor gave US
a few Instructions about how to
back out fifteen feet from the pres
ence OF the king. when We we're
dismissed, and then he turned us over
70 little man who was a grand cham
oermaid. understood the fellow 10 say
The door opened. and we went in. and
dads misplaced calf was webbing as
though he had locomotor attacks-ye.
Well, there were a dozen or so fellows
standing around. and they ali had on
some kind Of uniforms with gold badges
on their breasts, and In the midst OF
them was little. sawed-on fat fellow
not taller than Eve feet six. but a perfect
picture Of the cigar advertisements Of
America fer a cigar named after the
Sing I expected 10 see king as bic
as Long John Wentworth. Of Chicago.
great big fellow that could take a small
man By the collar and throw him over
house and felt hurt at the small size
Of the king Of Great Britain but. COST. he
is just like Yankee. when YOU GET the
formality shook OF.
We bowed and dad made a courtesy
like an old woman and the king cam.
forward with a smile that ought to be
Initiated by every Englishman. They
all initiate his clothes and his hats and
his shoes but he seems to be the only
Englishmau that smiles May be Il Is
patented and nobody has a right 70 smile
without paying royalty. but the good
ratured smile ~ King Edward Is worth
more than stomach bitters ard the Eng
lish ought 70 be allowed to copy il
There is no more solemn thing thar
party Of Engiishmen together h Ameri
ca unless Il is party Of spectators
that are short Oh wheat. or a gathering
~ defeated politicians when the cleo
lion returns come in. But the linrisas
jolly as though De had not note COM
ing due az the bank ard you would think
he was a good common citizen. afre-
working hours az a round beer table
with two schooner loads In the hold. and
another schooner On The way. froth.n1
over the TOP ofthe stein That's thefeal-
Ing had for the King when he came un
70 us and greeted dad as the fatherofthe
bad boy and pated me on the shoulder
and said And SO You arc the boy that
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

thing and dad Just was so clustered that
he couldn't say much, until the kins
said something about tho war between
the States VA which the southern state.
achieved victory don't know
whether the king sale that Just TO wax
dad up cause dad had a grand army but
+ ton on his coat. but dad choked up it,
/ tie, and then began 10 explode. a lJtle al
a time, like bunch of hrecracksr<. and
finally he went on all in bunch Dad
/ said; Look here Mr. King some
one has got you all balled up about that
war | know. because ! was in IL. and
now the north and the south are United.
and can whip any country that wants 10
light champion, and viii so out aud
set reputation by gosh"
The king laughed az touching dad OF.
and asked dad what was the matter Of
America and Great Britain getting to-
gether and making all nations know
when they had better keep their places.
and quit talking about fighting Dad
said he never would consent to America
andGreatBritainge getting together tohght
any country until Ireland got justice and
was ready 10 come into camp on an
equality. and the king said he would an
swer for the Irlshmen Of ireland II dad
would pledge the lrishmen II America.
cause we had about as many lnshmen
IN America rs be had in ireland and dad
said II the king would give ireland what
she asked for. he would see that the
lrishmen In America would sing God
save the King. ! guess dad and the
king would have settled the Irish ques-
ito in about fifteen minutes. and signed
a treaty. only a servant brought i'm A
two-quart bottle OF champagne. and
dad and the king hadn't drank a quart
apiece before dad started 10 sing MY
Country It's OF Thee. Sweet Land IL /. ib-
ertee,' and the king sang GOD Save the
King, and, by thunder. it was the same
tune and tears came into dads eyes. and
the king took out his handkerchief and
wiped his nose. and ! bellered right out.
and the king rose and offered a toast 10
America and everybody in IL. and they
swallered IL. and dad said there was
enough juice left in the bottle for one
more round. and he proposed toast to
all the people OF Great Britain. including
the Irish, and the king who loved them.
and down she went, and they were stand
ing up And I told dad 1t was time 20
Say. 1t was great. Uncle Ezra. and I
wish you could have been there. sad
there had been another bottle The only
thing that happened to mar the reunion
Of dad and the king. was when We were
going out backwards bowling There
was a little hassock back Of me. and
kicked Il back Of dad and when dads /
heels struck II. he went over backwards I
and struck on his golf pants and dad
said FL, Emery. rave broken ny
bloomink back. but who cares" and
when the servants picked dad up and
took him out in the hal. and marchedus
% the entrance, dad got in tie cab cave
he grand haiiine sirn of distress.
'tarted 20 sing God save something or
'ther and wentto sleep in the cab. audi
ook him 70 the hotel Yours
HENNERY.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
The Bad Boy and His Dad Call on King
Edward and Almost Settled
the Irish Question.

ID AANfN niAifANff " r t.N.
fEN-6oNeTnor ~ Wisconsin. formerly Pub
Asacr of Pecks SAN author ~
Peck Ba1 bon. etc)
copy sA,. 1901 ~ Joseph R. Bow.cs)
Lon1on. Hen iaud Dear Uncle Ezra:
The worst is over. aud Tad and have
both touched king NOT The way you
think touching k.ns Ter hand-out on
borrowing his loose change The way you
used 70 touch dad when you had 10 pay
for your goods but just tahirg hold az
h.s hand. and shaking ID In good CID
United STATES fashion
The American uiDisterarranged 10 for
as He told somebody that Peaks Bad
Boy and his dad were 10 town. ana just
wanted 10 size Up a kins. and see how be
averaged up with United states pollu-
clans. AT the king Sci an hour Tor Us
% call
Wen you'd a dide 10 SEE dad tx up.
Every BODY said whom We showed our
card az the hotel notifying US that we
were expected az Marlboro House at such
time. that We would De expected t0put
on plenty OF dos That Is what an
American from Kalamazoo. who sells
breakfast food said and the hotel peo-
DE said We would be Obliged 10 wear
knee breeches, and dancing pumps. and
silk socks and al that kind Of rot. and
mems furnlshers began TO call upon MS
20 take our measure for clothes. bur
when they told Us how much Il would
cost, dad kicked He said he had a colf
suit he had made in Oshkosh al the time
Of the tournament. that everyone in
Oshkosh said was out Of sight. and was
good enough for any king. and so he
rugged up in it, and hired suit at a
masquerade place, ard dad hired a coat
kind Of red. 70 so with his golf pants. and
socks, and he wore canvas tennis shoes.
looked like a picture out of 4 fourteenth
century book but dad looked like
clown in circus one OF dads calves /
made him look as though he hada milk (
leg, cause the padding would not stay
around where the calf ought 10 be. but I
worked around towards his shin. We
went 70 Marlboro House in a hanson cab. /
and all the way there the driver kept +
looking down from the hurricane deck. !
through the scuttle hole, 70 see II We
were there yet and he must have talked .
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
Lake to Have Fish HATCHERY

Cherubusco. Blue lake. one mile
north Of this place. is to have
a fish broodery Commissioner Sweeney
says the broodery is a simple device but
its success depends largely on geo.
graphical conditions. At Wawassee last
year 100000 fine bass were turned into
the lake from the brooderies. They are
placed in shallow water and An even
temperature is necessary to their sue
cess.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
CUTICURA, THE SET, s1.oo.
Complete Treatment Tor Every HUI
mour. from Pimplcs TO ScrofuIa.
from Infancy TO Age-A Set
often Cures

Cu.icura Treatment j. local and consti.
tut.oHal complete and perfcc, pure
sweet and wholesome. Bathe the affected
surfaces with Cuticu1a Soap and not MA.
to- 10 cleanse the skin OF crusts and
scales and soften the tlickcnad cuticle.
dry without hard rubbing. and apply
Cutcura Ointment freely 20 allay itching.
irritation and Inflammation. and soothe
an neal and lastly take Cuticura Re
solvent Pills 10 cool and clsanse ~.
hcod, and put every function in a state
Of healthy actiyity More great cures
q simple. scr0fulous and hereditary
humors are daily made by Cuticura rene.
cies than BY all other blood and skin
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
Cooperation in Fort WAYNE

Fort Wayne.-An experiment in a
cooperative coal supply company hav-
ing been found successful here,
a similar movement will be tried
in the grocery line Articles OF incor-
poration have been prepared for the
Peoples supply company, composed Of
employees of the Fort Wayne electric
works, in the west part Of the city. near
the plant The capital stock is $1,000
in five dollar shares.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

and the world would be more happy and
contented. just consider how much nain
and trouble results in your body, when
your liver or stomach stop working Hap
ply, you can soon set them to work again,
cure your pains, and restore yourself 20
health aud contentment. with DR.. Cald-
wells tlaxativel Syrup Pepsin. Try IT,.
Sold by all druggists at soc and 81 90.
Money back if ii fails.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Vincennes The Vincennes division
OF the Nandaiia has begun the
construction OK probably the best
and most convenient stockyards IN the
state outside of indianapolis They are
being built in the southern part OF the
city and Will be $50 feet long by 40 feet
wide. with a capacity Of 25 carloads OF
cattle or stock
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Hartford City-The American Win.
dow Glass company or trust which
makes window glass by blowing ma
chimes. has announced a cut iu ,rices
Of 90 and go OF the list price.
which makes THE estimated cost of the
glass per box about - cents less than
The human blower concerns can MAKE N
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

You're always talking about tho
poetic FIRE, she said Il wish you'd
put a bushel Of genius into that empty
crate there. and see II the children wiz
be able to get any warmth out OF III"
And then he wen, out into the cold
streets Of the city and wrote a rhyraed
advertisement Ter basket Of COAL.
Atlanta Constitution.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Indianapolis. - According 70 state
Labor Commissioner l. p McCor-
mick there are no strikes OF any
consequence in Indiana al present Last
year at this time there We're IL strikes ,.
said Mr.. Mccormack Arbitration IS
playingan increasingly larger part ia The
settlement Of labor disputes. and take
that this Is a satisfactory sign"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Los Angeles Cal Col. W. T Pepper
a veteran Of Indiana. printer former
editor OF the Evansville Journal ana
deputy United States marshal for
southern Indiana. died here recently
Col Pepper came To California several
years ago
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Munoie While preparing a meal al
her home south % This cry Tuesday.
Mrs Lydia Runyan % wears DID, re-
ceived burns which caused her death.
When her dress caught fire her husband
ran q her assistance and in extinenish-
Ing the flames received severe burma.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
Commits Suicide in Pawnshon.

Elwood. Max Behrman. 10 years
old, stepped into sives's pawnshop
and, taking revolver. fired a bullet
through his brain. dying instantly. No
cause can be assigned lie was a
brother-in-law Of the proprietor OF the
place.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Every week the canal commission inn
ports no less than 200 tons Of insec,
powder and 200 tons Of sulphur bars into
Panama. These arc usr Ia eStermin-
ating the mosquitoes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Peru Benjamin Wallace. the show
man, in the federal court brought
suit against The Grand 7runk RAM
road for S6S0o0 damages for a wreck
At Durand. Mich. in August. 1903. TWEEN
ty-seyen persons were killed and the cir
Gus temporarily demoralized.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
Work Is Rernn

Nincennes Work on the new fed
eral building. WITCH is 10 be erected in
this city was begun by tho Standard
construction company. Of Chicago
The building will cost y75. 900.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

" your stomach troubles you at any time
take Stomachic." Will relieve you at once
anu cure You. Save druggists profits. Sold
only direct delivered t. YOU for Al 90
S.omachic Co, Siurgis, Mich.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Japan wants to buy, for Formosa. bor-
Inc machinery for petroleum and arte-
sian wells and accumulators and second
batteries for telephone and telegraph
lines. There's an opening for American
goods In those lines
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Some progressive euchre clubs allow
the game to be played in way that
exsmpllhes Sherman's idea OF war.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

There are not 40 many people leading
The simple lite now. but there are a whole
lot more talking about why others should
lead it.-Chicago Tribune.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Bread y the staff Of life, and il fire.
qucntly y the Indigestion Vi life. also. -
Sunset Magazine.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

II we did az the things that we in
tend to do, we'd ind that we shouldn't
have time to intend to do 80 many
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Wealth Is slavery" saws Mr.. Carnegie.
Dung on the shackles Washington Post.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Box 81, Waller, Texas.
onr daughter took pushecks Kuro &C
cording to directions and IS comple, ely
cured now. .Jobn No.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Pisos Csre for Consumption /. an infalli
bic medicine for coughs and cold.-N w
Samuel, Ocean Grove. n. j., FEB. IL, 1900.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Any person who is led about in pub
! may console himself by rejecting mat
he must he Of some Importance on PEG
pio wouldn't take the trous.e-N Y.
Times
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

ness faintncss, lassitude, excitab.l
Variability. nervousness. sleerf
ness, melancholy. "all gone
want-to- be left alone feelinrs n
and hopelessncss. they Should r.r
Der there Is one tried and true reno
LYDIA +. Pinkham's Vegetable h
pound at once removes such front
No other female medicine "a
world has received such widesn-
and unqualified endorsement. Noot
medicine has such a record OF cure.
female troubles.
The needless suffering OF worner D.
diseases peculiar TO their sex a. tc-~.
to see. The money which the pay
doctors who do not help them
enormous waste. The pain il 81,
and the money is saved bv Ivdia
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
perience has proved this.
IL IS well for women who are ir
write Mrs. Pinkham. at LYNN "a.
In her great experience. which ~
many years, She has probably ii
dea+-with dozens OF eases iu.
yours. Her advice is free AM
Dental
Ound Succeeds Where Others r
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05

Srlurgirg around is not . sure sign Of
sarneStness.-The Commoner,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-05-05
A TRAINED NURSE
AFTER years of Experience, Advises Women
Regard to Their Health

Mrs. Martha Pohlman
OF 90 Chester Avenue.
Newark. n. j.. who is a
graduate Nurse from the
Blockley Training school,
At Philadelphia. and for
six years Chief Clinic
Nurse at tho Philadelphia
Hospital, writes the letter
printed below. She has
the advantage OF personal
experience. besides her
professional education,
and what she has 10 say
may be absolutely relied
upon.
May other women are
afflicted a. she was. They
can regain health in the
same way. Its prudent
- heed such advice from
such a source.
Mrs, Pohlman writes:
" / am firmly persuaded
after eight years Of experience
with Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. that IL
Is the safest nnibest medicine
for any suffering woman To
use.
Immediately after nv
marriage l found that nv
health began 20 flilme. Ibe-
came weak ami pale. with Sc
we're bearing down pains. fear
ful ba ,klchcs and FREQUENT
dizzy spells. The doctorspr,,-
serlbet for ne, Yet / did not
Improve. / would hloat after
eatins snd frequently become
nauseL,>L l had an acrid ,
pains down through NV liml
hardly walk. IL was as lad a 4
trouble as u have ever know
P!nkham's Vegetable Compou
cured ma within four mouth
time | have had occasion 10 n,
a number OF patients suffer
forms Of female difficulties. AZ
while II Is considered unprof~s
ominenl q patent medicine. /
recommend Lydia r. Pinkhai
Compound, for | have found
female ills, where all other med
Is a grand medicine for sick W,
Money cannot buy such I
this merit alone can prod
suits, and the ablest spe,
agree that Lydia +. Pink
table Compound is the n
sally successful remedy fol
diseases known to medicir
When wanen are troubl
suppressed or pa
situation, weakness, leuco
or liberation Of
hat bearing-down feeling
ion Of the ovaries. backa
ng Tor hatulence). general
digestion and nervous pro
ire beset with such sympto
Lydia L. PiEklam'S yes
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gEx-Goyernor ~ Wisconsin. formerly Pub
Asacr of Hecks Sun.' author ~