The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-05-27

Whoreat she made reply
Ohoy. O, my Hoyo,
Anoy O. ahoy!
Ohov, O, my Hoyo,
nv heauteous Breva Boy!
croat Hovo sazed with doating meln
Tnon her figure rare
loyliar one he'd never seen
travelling anywhere.
She'd all the grave of Nlcotlne-
n smoke, but she was fair!
Ohoy. O, my Hoyo,
Anoy O. ahoy!
OhOy O, my HoyO,
Nv smitten Breva Boy!
And straightway Hoyos heart went out
To CazedOra sweet.
His very soul was put to rout
Bv. one glance at her feet.
Deliclosos, sans doubt!
He murmured scarce discreet.
Ohoy o, my Hoyo,
Anoy O, ahoy.
Ohoy O, my Hoyo,
NV reckless Breva boy!
They hirted all that afternoon
Until the light was sped;
They flirted till the silver moon
Was shining overhead.
And then, 1t hink twas most too soon
They went ashore ana wed!
Ohoy, Q, my Hoyo,
Ahoy o. ahoy!
Ohoy. O. my Hoyo,
Ny happy Breva boy!"
But when the morning came, alas!
This princess as he thought
0 that such things should come to pass
Was quite the other sort.
She came from quite another class
And Hoyo brave was caught!
Alloy O, my HoyO
Alloy O, ahoy!
Alloy o, my Hoyo
My hapless Breva boy.
The bride he thought of noble mould
Was of the Stogie set;
Her dad Toofer, bad and bold,
Her ma Connectikett-
His bride in short was Brick of Gold
To his intense regret.
Alloy O, my Hoyo
Alloy O, ahoy!
Alloy o, my Hoyo
My buncoed Breva boy!
And so, | say to you, dear lad,
Like HoyO, young and cnaste,
When maids there be who make you
glad,
Be careful how you taste;
That Judgments likely to be bad
That's on a wrapper based.
Alloy o, my Hoyo
Alloy o, ahoy!
Alloy o, my Hoyo
Unhappy Breva boy!"
Bravo came a gruff voice from
the roadside accompanied by clap
ping of hands, as Cigarette finished
her song. That's not only beautiful
tune you're singing, Miss, but it's as
full Of morals as a can is of condensed
beef. Don't judge by soup or fisny
observation, as the Philosopher puts it,
but investigate, probe. dig, delve, turn
Inc light on, sift, analyze. dissect, rum
mage, ransact, pry, get to the bottom
Of
On. smut up, Armey," said another
voice off to the right. Il can't chew
my cud with you going on like that.
1ou make me nervous"
All right, Mooley,' said the first
voice III shut up; only 1 wanted to
snow the young visitor what l thought
ABOUT the young mans making up his
hlhd in hurry. When he'5s going on
jury, for instance to find out the
ruin of something he ought to scru-
tn y0n
canvass, lnterrogate, pump, catecnize.'
mere, he's off again." moaned
Mooley. L believe he swallowed
uneSaurus when he was a baby and
turned himself into word geyser."
ana then the owner of the gruff
voice emerged from the place of con-
Oediihent and stood before JimmiebOy
anu cigarette. He had mild, gentle
yes out they made Jimmieboy a
ulhe uneasy as he felt them resting
ppoh MN. because they were more or
Iess hypnotic in quality, and there were
,loiiients when you felt that if their
u"Her took it into his head to make
YOU DO his will all he had to do was
10 FIX those eyes steadfastly upon you
anu you go and do it.
- hoWdy, Cigarette?" he observed
nleasantly, holding out a great claw
anu grasping Cigarettes fair little
anu With 1t. How is the Home for
t ne aged and Infirm Carolina Perfec-
'os this morning."
,rst rate" laughed Cigarette.
st;t ana that other eleemosynary in
49, the Society from the Proven
wv" OF Cruelty to Panatellas? o. K,