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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17

BARTON HEIGHTS DEFEATED e
Manchester ooll the Game From
Richmond Cross On
the Diamond.
Standing Of the Clubs.

Manchester and the Brownies were the
victors In Yesterdays contests at Broad
Street Park, the Champions defeating the
Highlanders and Richmond going down
before the boys from across the river.
Barton Heights lost b.. the score Of 6&to
9, and Richmond got three runs against
, Manchester's five. There Is no hope now
of changing the standing of the clubs
by the end of the season. The Brownies
have the pennant, and Richmond Is at
! the other end of the line Barton
+ Heights has cinchcd second place. and
: Manchester Is third. This is the way
they Will stand when the season closes
next Saturday, for no matter which team
I win or loses, the percentage column VIII
not be changed around enough TO AFFECT
a clubs standing.
Manchester Won,
The first game was between Richmond
Y and Manchester, and 1t looked to be go9d
for either .can. unt:l at:er the seventh.
= Charters was hit for nils times. While
aI.cake allowed only seven swats. But
! it was not the hits in particular that
counted mostly for Manchester and
AGAINST Richmond The latter team made
some costly errors and there was some
,lse-running I tat lacked several degrees
Z OF being up to the standard.
Manchester was at bat first. Hogan
3 famed at some microbes. ana sharp
!. opened one up that Cross got under
after a pretty run. Jack Anthony got
transportation and was advanced to third
on Albert's safe one Ihon Ford, ne
with he six feet four Of height, stretched
out against one and sent II 10 freedom,
scoring the first run, Gilmore made It
interesting BY tanning.
1t was one, two, three with the Rich
monders until the fourth inning, when
they pushed man over. Cross started
+ 1t with a single. pilfercd the second sack
+ and came home on an error But In the
third Manchester had scored lnother
: run. and in the fifth they piled up two
[. tallies. The sixth inning gave them
Z ono run and this was sufficient for
The time being. Richmond got n run In
Z The seventh and in The ninth made n
desperate try to score. Shelton struck
out, but Bridges took one in the side
and sauntered down to first. Sent then
nailed one at McEvoy, who let 1t pass.
On the play Bridges scored, but the other
two men were easy outs.
The official score follows
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
BAD Spell Of Love,

An Ozark county farmer, says the Kan
sas City Star, received "a note from !, !, .
young man who had been going WIN ~,
his daughter recently which read as rol-
lows: Dear sur-.Wood IKE Jessle's llahd
in ,narage She and are In luy and
think I nede a Wife Yures, Henry The
farmer replied by letter saying: Friend
Henry.---Yoll don't need q wife, You need
q speling-book. Get one and study " .
yea,. Then writo mo agall."
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
Standing of the Clubs.

Next Saturdays Schedule.
Brooklands VS. Swans, Barton Heights.
Hobos vs.. Monroes, Forest Hill,
Blues VS.. Elbas, Fulton Park.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
South Atlantic League,
savannah, Ga: Savannah, G;

lumbia, 4.
AT Charleston, $ c.; Rain prevented
Charleston-Macon game
At Jacksonville, Fla: First gamne-Au u
gusta. 2; Jacksonville, 0.
Second game-Augusta. o. Jacksonville'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
Chicago, Ia ;St. Louis, ..

Chicago, IA; st. Louis, 2.
CHI C4AGo, Sept. l0.,r-!C-hcago Soo-da'!y
abatted both Glade and Ables inerclessly
tInd won from st. rouls.
cG Seegsa ! ) 3 : ooo1 .-1 E Il E !
St. Louis ...1 OIL Q Q 600 o.
Ba,teries-O Owen, Sullivan and Hart;
Glade, Ables and Roth. Time, :5S. I'm
.pires, Conner and Connolly. Attendance
3,2io.
DETROIT. MICH. Sept. 6.--Detr6it
celebrated its last game on the home
ground this season BY defeating Cleye-
land to-day.
Score: X. II. y.
Cleveland ,.....-.. % DOLL oooo-2 !
BatteresA1yiggs and Warner Bern
hard and Clark. Time. $50. Umpire.
5OLoughlin. Attendance, $500.
New York, so; Washington, a-3.
NEW YORK, Sept. 16--New York; and
Washington split even in n double-header
to-day. The second game was q ten
inning contest.
First game sa
Score: r. II. p
washington ,......o ooooooo2-2 S 4
New York ........,.2 0O01002 t-5 o
Battcries-Wolfe and IIeydon; orth and
Kleinow Time, :25. Umpire, Sheridan.
| Second game
Washington SuIiI .,....oooooooooaN3
New York ......00oO0OO Oo0-O 6 3
Batteries-Patten and Kittredge; Grif-
| fifth and t<lcinow. Umpire, Sheridan.
Time, one hour and thirty-1ve minutes.
Attendance. 1000.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
PHILADELPHIA. s; Bos

PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 10 Plank kept
Boston's hits well scattered md Ihllu-
idelchln won 7,3l
6 Score: e#& " ~ II. ~ p
philadelphia .....1 I o 0 3 040 "--G 3
Batterles-Tnnnehil and Criger; Plank
and Powers. Time, 1:45! EMPIRES, Nc
.Carthy and Hurst. Attendance, ~ S62
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
Southern League.

AT Atlanta; Atlanta, s; Shreveport, 2
AT Nashville; Nashville, 81 Llttla Rock,
al Birmingham: birmingham y Mem
ph!s. 3, ~,
erv, 4: New Orleans, c. Second game
Montgon.ery, G; New Orleans. ].
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
PHILADELPHIA, Sd; Brooklyn, q

Philadelphia, s-4; Brooklyn, "a,
BROOKLYN. n. y, September To-.
The PHILADELPHIA Nationals won the first
game OF n doublc-hcnder from 1lanlons
men to-day. The second contest was
called at tho end OF the seventh inning
on account OF darkness score;
First game: II. u ~.
phadelphln ,.1o=1o5og1 15o4-S l3 J
Brooklyn .....O1SO1 900 0 o. 2
batteries: Sparks and Dornn: Mcintyre
and Bergen. Time, 1.4l. Umpire, oI)ny.
SECOND uomc, II. II, u.
phllndelnhia 20 o o o 4 o OF 6 /
Brooklyn ...,...og 20 o 0--4 8
Batteries: Corridor, Plttinger and
Doom; Scanlon and Ritter. Ilme, 49,.
Irmnire. O'Dny. Attendance, 2.500
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
Cincinnati, g; Pittsburg, 0.

p CINCINNATI, OHIO, September 10
Cincinnati had no trouble to-day In solv-
Ing the delivery of Lynch.
Score: sf II. H. ~.
pit,sburg 100 o {. o o 90 0 s
Batteries. Ewing and Schlei; Lynch,
Kinsclla and Gibson. Time, l:45. Um-
plre. Exlslie, Attendance, 5000
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17

Richmond.

THO EUUTb Uy IINIHBt, tt,
Manchester .,,,,,.....l .o--5
Richmond ......,,,....,....000 l00l Ga
Summary TWO base hits, Hogan. Fore.
Three base hits, Cheathnm Stolen bases
Kenningham, Senf, j Anthony g Elmore
2, Cross, shelton Double plays. Bauer to
bridges TO Shaughnessey, Shaughncssey
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Scores Y esterday.

Scores Yesterday.
New York, Z; Boston, /.
New York, g.; Boston. !.
Cincinnati, 6; Pittsburg. 0.
Phiadelphin s; Brooklyn, 2.
Philadelphia, 4 !: Brooklyn q innings.)
ST. Chicago (rain.)
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Where They Play To-Day.
Cleveland Mt Chicago. @
Detroit at st. Louis.

Standing Of the Clubs.
4 Clubs won Lost Clubs, Won Lost
5phiindclphia 70 Is se2t Detroit .....GB e5 .504
Chicngo ....,.rrb 90 500 Boston i..."o2 @ 4gS
Cleveland ..67 CO 5l0INVashington. ,b3 4 ~
New i ork Il, GO 0l 60SlSt.' Lous.....4o - .oo
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
The Swiss Season.

There are signs OF the end OF Switzer-
lands tourist season. Dispatches from
various centres state that the number
of departures exceeds the arrivals anu
the movement OF travellers toward Vest
ern Switzerland has commenced. SUI
there has been plenty of social activity
among Americans yet In Switzerland.
There was Il large dinner party given
by Mr. Louis Stern, OF New YORK, ~
J4uccrnc, followed by q musicale %he e.
Miss Orma stern, Mrs. Benjamin Il.
French and the Baroness Won Belichroc-
der sang. Mr.. Louis Stern and family,
who have made u long soiourn at Lu-
cerne, leave this week for q short Visit
to Florence and ROME. Returning 10
Paris later, thcy will sail for New York
In October.
Mr.. Henry G. Clapp Of Malta, who Is
founding Mt his own expense an Anerl-
can hospital on that island has arrived
at I.ucerno With his wife, after cass-
inr part of the season at Engclnperg,
Brunlg and Zurich. Iie VIII stop At
1ucernc for three weeks
Mr.. Louis Lombard, OF New York, gave
concert Mt the Hotel National with
his Chateau dc Cevano Orchestra IN
aid OF the Lucerno Lung Sanltorum.
Mr.. John IT, Brown. Of Ph!ladelphla, sang.
Lucerne's tennis tournament commences
on September 18TH. Mr. y. ~. Mouir -
the American entry
The European editions Intcrlaken cor
respondent says, that Mr., and Mrs. r..
Hall Mccormick, while passing through
there In their automobile, did q great
deal OF tclephoning to tho authorities
In regard to the possibilities Of going
over tho Brunlng Pass with horses at
tacled to the front Of their automobile,
in view OF the prohibitory restrictions
imposed BY tho autophobe authorities OF
that canton.
But tho AIrCormicks gave UP tho project
when they heard the experiences of Mr..
and Mrs. johnston, Of Bethlehem. Who
tempted to cross the Brunlg In their for
ty horsepower Mercedes by aid of this
subterfuge AS soon as tho mp grade
began, they were Obliged to put their
motor In motion to help the horses, This
frightened tho animals ana rendered It
difficult TO keep down tho speed to horse
pace, Finally Mr.. Johnston lost pa
thence and preferred to take the chances
of proceeding without horses, for which
he was promptly arrested In the next
town and fined 75f, ($15). After that
the authorities wero obliged to let him
proceed. The McCornlclss went on to
Lucerne and later to Munich
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17

Where They Play To-day.
st. Louis at Chicago
Plt,sburg at Cincinnati.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

participation in day action Of the main
feet. Their use at night, before or after
q feet action, preceding or following as a
part Of 1t, has been described. But, outside
of their purely legitimate field, which the
Japanese have recognized as we have seen,
they have done very remarkable service.
1.-THE Japanese torpedo craft have MAIN
tanned a mine field and more or less
strict inner line of blockade at Port Ar
thur with at least one destroyer and two
or three torpedo boat flotillas present each
night. And II should be borne in mind that
this service, commencing certainly by
March TO- continued until the Russian feet
tried to escape on August 10, and from all
official reports 1t still continues.
This service has then already endured
over 800 days, during which time they have
taken the weather as 1t came, and 1t may
be remarked that the latitude OF Port Ar
thur at times supplies very rude quality
of wind and sea. In that time they have
attacked without hesitation. anything In
sight at night, and the enemy's destroyers
whenever encountered, besides maintaining
and increasing their mine field.
In May the japanese armies began land.
ing at Takushan and along the west coast
of that point. Flotillas Of torpedo boats
were sent to meet and accompany the
transports. Meanwhile other f0tillas. often
fresh from the blockade on Port Arthur
the previous night, engaged In lifting and
destroying Russian mines In Kerr, Talien-
ku and Kinchow bays. In reconnoitering
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

and preparing landing places. in making
surveys. attacking outposts. driving off
scouts and guards on the coast and landing
to seize or destroy signal and telegraph
Work Of the, Boats.
AFTER the destruction of the Hatsuse by
a Russian mine on May Is the torpedo
boats had increased cruising duty to per-
form: to discover and destroy Russian
mines planted designedly or floating adrift
from their moorings. Following the arrival
Of the transports the army had to be
landed. and in that the torpedo boats as
sisted, placing landing floats, building tenn
porary wharves and towing. Certainly no
more arduous or useful service could be
performed by any class Of vessels auxiliary
to battle fleet
And that brings up the query, How have
the Japanese destroyers and torpedo boats
ana their crews been able to stand such
service! Unfortunately. we do not know q
thing concerning the Incidents and acci-
dents which have happened to them beyond
Few hints reported In Admiral Togo's dis
patches. But this we do know, that. what
ever their condition. they were present in
great strength Of numbers on August 10,
were with the fleet at the end Of the action.
ana iohowed the enemy to Tsing-tau, Port
arthur and Chefoo, q sufficient proof of
their remaining efficiency after six month";
OF arduous service. We do not know
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

Boys Corduroy Knee Pants. .39c.
Boys Atwood Knee Pants. .3oc.
Boys heavy Percale Waists. I2Ic.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

The Moral Effect.
Lieutenant Commander Chaplin who Is
one of the most careful observers and
thorough students in the navy, says:
1.-The most damaging effect in this war,
due to torpedoes, has been moral rather
than actual. 1t has been held by many
able theoretical naval officers that torpedo
era IT should be used for one purpose only,
viz. attack with automobile torpedoes Our
own experience in the war with Spain serv-
ed to strengthen such an opinion. because,
as. the result of their use as dispatch and
patrol vessels, their machinery and boilers
very soon fell into need of repairs, and
they frequently had to lie UP to rest Of
ficers and men exhausted by cruising. The
same has been repeatedly found to be the
case in British naval maneuvers. It has
been considered impossible for torpedo ves-
sells to take part in general feet work other
than that connected with the legitimate
cause of their existence.
what revision must we make, or what
revision Is 1t possible or necessary to make
when we view the work performed for
Japan by her torpedo fleet?
ITO their more legitimate function,
whether by necessity or choice, they have
added nearly every function It is possible
for vessel to perform outside Of active
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

whether or not they have relief crews. or
how often they are changed. A report from
Tokyo, dated March II. detailing the state
ment of the commanding officer of one of
the torpedo vessels. rather leads to the be-
lief that IL any changes have been made at
all they were not frequent, for he speaks
Of the extraordinary hardships endured and
the very good health and spirits Of the men,
in spite of their protracted loss Of sleep and
their long-continued and very arduous serv-
ice.
1.-THE key to the useful service of these
their officers and crews throughout arduous
training previous to the war. They were
accustomed and hardened to the life on
board. and reached q remarkable degree of
cruising"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

aticn. Against the latter proposition Gov
ernor Higgins has token a definite and de-
cided stand. Accordingly, the present leg
islature will have to devise new sources of
revenue by indirect tax, and the stock OPP
Grafton tax is the one now most seriously
under consideration. The amount of rev.
enue that would be derived from this source
is not exactly defined, but 1t is estimated
as adequate to meet all the present ext
gencies.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Stock Tax Proposed in New York.

A measure is now under consideration
at Albany, N. Y, imposing a tax of 81 a
hundred for all shares of stock bought or
sold, that is, 81 for each transaction in 100
shares of stock. 1t Is generally conceded
by those familiar with the condition of
state finance that either a new source of
revenue must be discovered or else there
must be an immediate return to direct tax
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

D. w. Harth. a negro attorney Of
Roanoke. Va, will have to pay 800 ball for
Jack Hanley. client, who was convicted
to six months In jail. Hanley disappeared,
and Judge Woods win hold the attorney
for the amount OF bail.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Headaches and Neuralgia From Colds.

laxative Bromo Quinine, the world wide Gold and
Grip remedy, removes the cause Call for the full
name and look for signature Of e. W. Grove. &c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
The Moral Effect.

testimony the number has been very large
" lille the results We're nil.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

A severe. cole Or attack Of IN grips
II like u fire. til. sooner you combat
it the better - ur chances are to Over
power it,, Hus lew mothers in this w,
are willing "a do the necessary work
required tn give = gtpod old fashiOne.
reliable treatment such ss would bs
administered by their grandmother.
backed by BOschee's German Syrup.
which was always literally used in
connection witl, the home treatment ii
colds and il still in greater household
favor than any known remedy. But
even Without the application of the
old fashioned aids German Syrup
will cure y severe cold in quick .ime.
1t will cure colds in children ar grown
people. II relieves the c0ngested
organs, allsys the irritation, and
effectively stops the cough. Any child
will take il. It is invaluable in u
household Of children. Trial size
bottle, 25c; regular size. 75ic. For
sale by Lafayette Drug Ca.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

FAIR. With . regal lovelineD which
RI. b;ende1 beauty o. Z bursti Y sesr.
A'Ni The Soft color which 1t evening
flames
Oier rnountainx capped with winters
81 lingering SHOWS.
Wnh all the depth which doth bent high
souls
That will not brook bose Thoughts -
evil decd
tn such as thou the fate Of nattons
inUulds,
ffr whom kings fight. slaves die and
martyrs bleed.
E''r thou Art psrs in heart-isnor'-
Hath never lett It's mark upon thy
rhy love : treasure gold hath never
Whose strength the world win never
break or bow.
simple southern maiden. of race
The nOblest earth has ever smiled up
on;
thine Is 4 areenly and a peerless grace
Which blesses all thy witchery hath
md I would love thee. were 1t not a sin
To cheat thee with a hear unworthy
thine;
or cen though I might aspire to win.
In simple justice. / these hopes resign.
Arthur L. Handy, in Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

ND fri;ls connected with it, hut th<
plain act Of y citizen, for y plain
purIs,>e and submitted to tire plain
people who compose the main body Of
our electorate.
This is unquestionsbly IN honest
democratic method which ought ia
commend itself to genuine democrats.
ALSO believe that in having al The
rsur,s ON the same ticket, when the
v''trr comes to prepare his ticket he
viii direct his, attention to the fitness
Or qualification of the respective
candidates. and, not A. was done
ir'r-t"fo,c when rival tickes were
presented. t. the question as to what
,action the candidate belonged.
In requiring that oil the candidates,
including the constable and others,
:e selected at the primary. the COM
~ ttee has unquestiOnably acted
W >riy.
IL IS V i; xnown that heretofore the
candidates for councilmen were
p'asig in advance to the nomination
q; IL c.rai.in constable and other
mino: iii: 'rs.
Is followed that the constable
a>ua'.y ~!Acsel the council. This was
all y rlg.
As it is now n may be elected
inde~ .srn.:eusly o: tia other.
In the cd way the tail used to
way tie dog'':aS it is now Inc dog will
wag the tail. II Il piesa O: Il is LEFT.
l believe. Mr.. EDITOR. that the time
is ri!e to vote for men and not for
factions. new or old. That by des-
factions we will destroy the
81 al rings, and will make it
imp cssille :or old rings to live or for
new enc 10 spring from the ashes of
the old. if any ever existed as some of
our good people see n to believe.
The people will then rule and not
factions or rings, the pest Of our
political life and SO destructive of the
of the ;eople. D.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

He-A man usually treats Q woman
right.
She-Yes; but there are exceptions
tc all rules. you know.
He-What's the exception to this
cre?
She-He sometimes marries her.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22
femlnine Amenttlee.

visitor-Your governess seems very
good nafured.
Lady Of the House-Yes. poor thing.
her father lost . lot Of money. %
took her a. governess for the children.
vis.tor-Poor. poor thing. Isn't It
terrible how unfortunate some people
are!-L0ndon Punch.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22
Sympathetic.

Sympathetic.
Mrs. Gayweed. I hear. is going to
rarry a poet"
20. dear. you don't say so! al
yays thought I'd feel sorry for any
ran she might marry, but bless me II
: don't feel kind Of sorry for her,
Town Topics.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22
II Was Identical.

1t was J0entteAJ.
Cascy-Don't ye think me little dar-
ter Katie sings loike . "nightingale?"
coetigan-Phat's . "nightingale?"
Casey-Dom'd II o. know.
Costigan-Ol think she does
judo.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22
worried Abeut % Futsee.

The Minister-My dear madam. let
this thought console you FOR your hus-
bands death. Remember that other
and better r-cn than he have gone
the same way.
Bereaved Widow-They havonr IN
none. Htyc theyf-TN-Bits.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22
An lnsinuation

An lnsinuation.
The spiritual eance was IN full
-Slast.
The spirit of Deacon Skinner is
present" said the medium.
Hello. deacon" exclaimed one Of
his ex-neighbors. 1T Is hot enough for
ycu?"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22
The Irregular pos.men.

The Irregular Pos.men.
Thin letter carriers" remarked
Finnigfn. 'fs moighty irreg1ar in their
habits"
How so?" queried Mulcahy. who
usually played the goat.
They do all their a.etin' betwane
mails" replied Finnigin.
And It was Mulcahy's time to bay
Baltimore American
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

Gunner-"So she has refused you
N account of your poverty"
Guyer-"She has, indeed"
Gunner-"Perhaps there Is another
Richmond In the field.'"
Guyer-''No, there is another rich
ian in the field"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

MY DEAR" said Mr.. Skinner. one
Sunday afternoon. why do you give
% much money % foreign mis-.
stcns when you might use It in char
ity here ct homer"
We'll. you zee. John. they send Il
% mr. away that ! can believe it does
lots Of good. or they wouldn't 60 to all
that trouble"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22
A Gentle Hint.

Mr.. Meekly-Please call ne a little
earlier than usual Tomorrow MORN
Ing. I've got on work to do.
Mrs. Eeekly-O! nn-sersc. why
can't you do 1t tonight before sou
60 to bed?
Mr.. neutrality-suspicious. I never
could thread . needle by gasligat; I
must sew . button on my vest:
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

When Creek Meets Greek.
The One-Say. what's your busi-
ness?
The Other-I'm . burglar; what's
yours?
The One-same line; I'm . Diek-
pocket.
The Other-Good! Come on: let's
take something.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-22

Mrs. Titt:e-"what . beautiful
ecsld It must have been when there
u.s. or Adam and Eve In It! There
rc.:y to ~ nasty things about
s::a-
Tattle-~But then. they had
tc talk about
Tittle-@Well. I guess after IN
IN - iinpp1<9l thaap
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-16
TOO LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.

WANTED--F0u frst-class granite cutters
on monumental work. j. III. AIartinson, W. A.
Lane shed on Burnham's Meadow. 156tf