New-York tribune., 1905-01-30
THE TICKET SEASON.

1hy sympathy be souls
Because feel moral certainty
And P4qt s 4nSu art In do the sszams Parous cas
That am not alone in my distress.
Alack, the ticket seasons at its height
x,4and And dally am now besought to buy.
Others avoided with aSerted % SeSecS7'ui eye "sn''
And Ana yet have they already wruns from
Ine sum OF one pound seventeen and three
The rector's daughter captured half a crown
6b0T boTgIt YIliiass es 6easTwhieh did not attend.
= Henceforth cannot count him as a friend
Admission sixpence-I bound to go
Our WorISmen's Social Evenine-sorns an. +sorvb,
a a. q nks to buy few to give away"
GI9n.t Hke-but yes. oh. yes. I bought
An entertsinmsn f s f'S b9 thheeePencg the e n may 'a
squeezed reluctant form out OF me
Our amateur dramatic club have D1ava1
some antiquated piece the last few nights
For But TG Gd nSs Fysfs pPs PBsE paid
1t cost bob to hear rnge the cpo9Ss deights
On missionary work among the Jews
Oh wicked customl most pernicious trade,
on. en1nity concealed meath frendsbiTlss' ,,--,,
How many bitter quarrel hast thou massi nlask'
Our Sr1o5sgs o,d p. e6ap. quite forgot TO ask
HOW many would you hke-say three or four?
punch.
Virginia justice OF the peace undertook - tn.
per justice with mercy IN the case Of a bov ch.as
with petty larceny" The evidence against hin,
was conclusive; but he was very young: it was n,s
nrst offence, and there were soma sxts1ro., as 80
cuihstances The old farmer Justice dectda5 - -
the boy stern lecture He looked at tba -.
severely through his spectaces and began his lee
- iouNs man said he. 'this is awful this "a
rlshr down awful. and want to warn vor.r rars
70 say Here the old mans sensa ., -
suuuehiy CONNECTED with the pity awakened b,~ ~ =
slsht or the lad. who stood trembIine bAfor. ht
~ &c -ieu ius throat twice. and then half a.
mercy ana hals \ Indignation at his ovr, ,.,aI =.
he cried "C1e@' cut O. my sight vo, ~ s@ -
anu SAT aown mop his forehead amid The -,
ment OF the courtroom '''e N''i'l-
Why don't YOU think better OF our c,,,i,,,.4,
saa answered the Chinese ofrciaI 1T en-,
Star. U 'ie automo5ne."- (Washington
Ths Cleveland Plain Dealer. s,,A- .r,.,u.. =.
.ine 70 answer inquirers regarding the oeca
sion OF Abraham Iincolns use OF The ,o5 -
- i0ol al the people OF the time a,d .o,,.
oI 'he people all OF the time but NOT an .h Io
sDs 'nhe' gives 1t up. Colonel Hay was an
pealed TO- but that bographer OF Pre.id.,t ~
coin had TO acknowledge he nevar s,ao,. A4,1'-
sentence when making minute tn,,s.,I., | s
Alncoihs speeches. papers letters ana racor,o,
saymEs An Ohio Congressman who bs6 hasH
- ~ question referred the inquirer to the IL
si"FT OK congress. where if ANYWHERE th a,
FORMATION could be obtained 9TH v-.sS. 80 '''-
toss reports the result. Assistant Iihrar,a So
toru mace written reply in which he sa,,s az
eS uoes not occur In any OF IIncoln's wrIr
ihss adding that Mr. Nicolay IipcoI,,. '. 49,
and associate OF Colonel John TT,1- A. s'F
elaborate biography OF Lincoln told snorrrs st
alleged Lincoln saying was spurious Itbrarta'
spofrord says the real author of the nonuls "a a.
tenee was Phineas T. Rarnum. the famous show
man. who fooled tie people, roora s,Si' so"
than any other man OF his time
look down on toll" - '"VSe people VINO
rrsS ssot lat az an answered the luxurious youth ,,t
neutrality-suspicious. worked hard and ~
his money and we are auite niassaI ai,S invested
Going so."-(Washington Star 'eu Win him for