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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
"A RUN BY ABSORPTION" :"
t0ionel Knights Tells How He tot
 Tipsy With an I'ncorkcd Bottle.

co;onel Knights Tells How He tot
 Tipsy With an Uncorkcd Bottle.
 '! was tipsy just once in my life said Colonel Knight 1T was going through to the Pacific coast. and dur ing q short wait in Chicago ran 10 h r"alby saloon and asked for a bottle 'i three star brandy.
 Before could stop him the bar t'r rder ran a big corkscrew into tho cork. and I said to him:
 Don't you do that. Think you're ilIe only man in the country has h corkscrcw:"'
 50 he wrapped the bottle up quick and passed if over and I ran for tn. tram. My berth was made up and I thrust the bottle in the rack overhead without sampling it. Then turned ir.
 Morning broke and woke up with q feeling that l was one of an all night .'arty that had tarried with the juice It the expense of sleep. First I won Gcred where I had been. and then where l was at the moment. Then | realized that | was Oh the train and wondered if could get out of the buBk
 My head felt like q sheet lead hive with the bees getting ready to swarm prshed inc button and when the Dor Ter came asked him:
 Where did I get this:'
 Dunno. boss. but you do look bad
 '' Did walk in my sleepy
 No. sir. not sO I'd notice it.
 Well. assist me out if you think my head will go through the passage ro the lsvatory.' I said. and whil~ vas washing up he began to arrange tI.s section for the day.
 When I got back to where he was WOt king he said, with a grin of great si,e.
 ~ I'Sc got the clue to the extraneOus situation. boss. Here it is and he held up 2 half bottle of brandy and said: T guess you didn't have to walk fur.'
 ' But the cork has not been pulle,l' I remarked. and the coon's face took oa T look of amazeInent: but I readily understood what had happened.
 The brandy had been leaking through the perforated cork. drop by ,!-op. upon my head and face all night Ioae and had accumulated a regular JHI I,y absorption. The only Latin maxim 1 could think oE to express my sentiments just then was -similia sim liis,Isz cuTantur.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
WHERE'S THE PANORAMA?
Decay of q Once Popular and Profit
 able Form of Amusement.

able Form of Amusement.
 One form of public amusement, once popular all over tine United States. is now practically extinct. It is the entertainment by panorama to the accompaniment of lecture and mu- sical selections. The panorama was d series of paintings on canvas rolled and unrOlled by two youths, whose arduous labor in this particular was ill requtcd.
 The measure of the excellence of a panorama. in the preliminary adycr- tising at least. was the number of yards of canvas. The subject was chosen with reference to the sensibili- ties of a large class of persons who were opposed to theater going, but who patroniZed lectures. panOramas. circus and museum performances. Travels in lreland.' Scenes in the Holy Land." "rhe Heart of the Afr can Continent" Among the Indians and Travels in European Countrics" were some of the subjects.
 \ literary man" wrote the lecture which was recited by an employe, and there were usually musical features. furnished by duet. husband and wife. So the outfit of the panorama was made up of the manager. who sold the tickets: the lecturer, the duet lists and the two roller boys. six in all. The chief investment was the panorama itself. and once painted it
  casiOnal rcfurnishiug.
 One of the best known theatcrs in New York was built from the profits of a panorama manager. But by de- grecs panOramaS have ceased to he q recognized form of popular amuse- ment. The prejudice against theaters has been effaced. scene painting has greatly improved and the larger towns are equipped with theaters. The i'm provement of railroad connections has made it possible for the. residents. even of the smallest towns to obtain a fair share of theatrical novelties. and they are no longer dependent upon con- panics travelling, as panorama com panies often did, by van from town to town.
 There survive q few old panorama managers who are reminiscent of the old days. and some of the older stor- age houses have unclaimed in some dusty corner the -hundre T.
 canvas which have delighted hun dreds nightly. as laboriously they were unrolled to the accompaniment of the monotone lecturer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
PRIESTS NAMED JOHN.

Name Also og Five New York Arch
 uisIIops--Thomas Next in Favor.
 Jol.n is the given name Of the pres ent Archbishop of New York. as it was of four of his predecessors. John Mnphy Farley follows John Connol !y. John Dubois. John Hughes and Joan McCloskey.
 There is q tradition that John is q lucsy name. insuring to it's owner in nest cases prosperity. happiness and <GeceSs in life. The Johns who have risen |. fame and eminence here and e.s.vIrer. have been numerous eaouch to give some color io ihis ijed.
 Taking the official list of the Cath e!ic priests in the three Eoroughs of Manhattan. Richmond and The rronx it is found that the Johns lead all the rest numerically. There are sI "f them The next nearest are i:se 3> ukO vere called Thomas
 The scale then slides down in this cT.icr. James, 54, William s1; Joseph
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19

that doctrine rule of national safety In the long
 process of years think safely say that there has been gradually accumulated such weight upon the of foreign nations right AND MAINTAIN this doc Urine that it is longer open question.
 But the which of may will be- if al by the conflict of rghhe existence of rights the part of foreign against American republics and the result of the enforcement of those rights of foreign against the American republics COMING IN CONFLICT WITH THIS DOCTRINE which assert for safety ard preservation.
 All sovereignty in this world is held upon the condition per- forming the duties sovergnty that the other powers law observed that NATIONAL OBIG ATIONS are faithfully kept And while that entitled foreign power shall undertake control American republic that foreign power shall take possession with without the will of American people, of their territory that assertion justified ONLY UPON THE SAME CONDITIONS.
 We don't undertake that republics South America be relieved from their obligations We don't undertake to that the of Europe shall enforce their rights against these members of the ehood of nations
 It only when the enforcement those point of taking possession of the territory American people that that it is inconsistent with the peace and safety United States.
 AND WE CANNOT SAY IT WITH JUSTICE UNLESS ALSO SAY THAT THE AMERICAN REPUBLICS THEMSELVES ss 
 The most extreme declaration of the Monroe doctrine which know of made by Mr. Cleveland in his letter the time of the Venezuela boundary question 1885, when he sad To-day tie United States practically sovereign this continent fiat is law upon the subject which its nteroion The tre nendous scope and meaning the weak little re- pubcs of Central and South exaggerated
 THE UNITED STATES SOVEREIGN TODAY ON THIS cour,. NEWT AND ITS FIAT IS LAW
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
HEARD N PASsrHe

New York has lost twcnty-two mil l,oraIres in one veal. How careleSs.- New York Herald
 ''You might ask your mistress if shs is at home Its Bo Hse. sir. she saw you coming. Life.
 There woul'l be an enormouS in crease in production if we were all paid what we think we are wOrih-aId earned the InoBey-Puck.
 If he doesn't ,io something bright pretty soon the people will he putting iIi,s czar in the same class with P-Eny. ..eker.--Hochester HeralI.
 Secretary Hay announces. in effect. ..st this nation will not press ifs call for an international peace conference ,ssIlil we launch a few more battle siIi7S--WsshiDzton Post
 Th. statement of the ilIe ihsarahce s-ya-usners that criminals arc reckone1 a rs! risk is somewhat sup<-fuous. IL
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19

CAB 7IA R...-. 1Is sz4 I-s Esss Is4,s ss-.i. '';;.s: ,: LMZsSzz
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
PUBLIC CONFIDENCE.

X most essential factor in business is 10 gain first. and hold firm after wards, the coniidencc of the public. By giving the purchaSct full vilue you cement a general good feeling which Is everlasting. If advanced orders are T criterion we certainly have gained tine sought for goal. We take your monument order now and set the job in the cemetery in early spring. Rcs member, the low winter prices still prevail. Fireplace goods and plumb CTS supplies.
 CHARLES }. JACKSON & GO
 270-274 Rank Street Manufacturers and Importers
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19

Tho fall ill Russias credit is shown in the fact that she has to pay e.. per cent interest on her new loan. And Inc money is not easy to get at that in- icrest, says an exchange. The great money lenders of Europe are Jews. And the Russian government has treat cd the Jews in that country in a brutal Elanner and without just cause. Is it to be wondered at that the money lend CTS should point to Kishcncf and other paces in Russia where Jews have been hutchered at the instigatiOn of Russian officials and say 10 the :mpccunious Russian government: The blood of onr brothers and sisters calls to us to close our treasure chests against their murdercrs?' The blood of murdered iprocents does not always call in vain.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
THURSDAY. JANUARY 19, 1905.

President Roosevelt is a stickier for iEe home and the family, and he be- lIeVes i'll numerous children. Perhaps that is one reason why he is such q fri"Hd Of Robert J. Wynne. the present postmastcr-genernl. The happy Wyrne family consists of the honorable father and mother and nine children.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
NOTICE.

Owing to recent injuries Dr J. l;- Poore will he unable to attend 10 his nractice for some time. and has assOci- sfea with him Dr F. H. AlDee. recent Iy house surgeon of the Massachusetts General Hospital
 Drs Pcore and AIbce will have of- 6~e hours at ts; Center street from ] to . ?. in- to s E. m. Sundays by srpo;ntmeut cnly. 12-1-tf
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Tutoring
We Have Just Received

an elegant line of poultry. Native turkeys. 2Jc to 21c. native geese and ducks. 2Jc; native roasting chickens ,lsc. native fowls. l'ic: western tu-, keys. 20c to 23c; western geese. IGr
 We also have q large variety af so, food. FULTON Fish and Meat Mar ket. 25s-60-se Cherry st. Phone 6s9-o
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
COLDS CAUSE SORE THROAT

Laxative BrOmo QuinIne. the world wide Cold and Grip remendy. removes the cause. Call for the full name and look for signature of F.. w. Grove. Dc.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
By ELIHU ROOT.
 Ex-Secretary of War

HE questions which liable arise under the assertion of the Monroe doctrine will not by frontal attack, by any broad and unqualified denial of right to main
 tain that doctrine rule of national safety In the long process of years think safely that there has
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Obituary.

Laura Belle Dunlap was born ii
South Dickinson county, Kansas
August goth, 1877, and was married
to Dee Phillips Nov. 14th, 1900
They made their home 10 Hutchin son,
KaS., about three years. They then
moved to Whatcom, Washington,
now Bellipgham, Wash. June 10th,
1905. they started to Denver, Colo. ,
where she passed away July 9Th, be.
ing aged ~ years, l., months and II
days. She was buried in Abilene
cemetery on July 18th, Rev. Maloney
81 the Nj. E. church officiating.
Her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W. r.
Dunlap, were well known citizens Of
Dickinson county for many years.
She leaves two children, q boy and
girl aged respectively about four years
and fourteen months. The children
are with their grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Dunlap, in Washington. Mr.
Philips is at present at bis brothers.
F. A. Phillips, at Acme, Kansas.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
They Enjoyed Themselves.

A number Of young folks drove out
to Engle's farm west Of town last
week and had an open air supper and
splendid moonlight ride home. They
made the trip in hay rack with q
iour'horse team and met with only
enough mishapS to make things inter.
esting' Those who were in the party
were Misses Graham, Irion, Reba
Worley, Flenner, Faulkner, Hall,
Southworth, VANDERBILT, Hattie Aug.
lstine and Tillie Suffer; Meesrs.
Jacobs, Cans, Brooks, Eytt,
Carl Smith, George Bigler,
'rendergast and Harris.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Amazing.

1t is amazing how many mothers
will give their children medicines con.
tanning violent and dangerous drugs
for bowel and stomach disorders, when
better results with absolute safety, can
be obtained BY the use Of pure, pleas.
ant. harmless remedy like DR.. Cald.
wells Qaxative) Syrup Pepsin. Try
it at once. Sold by All Druggists at
SOC and $l.O0. Money back iiit fails.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Tennis at Kansas citu.

The Missouri Valley Tennis associa.
ton tournament will be held in Kan.
sas City July 20 20. Abilene will
send two players to compete for
prizes, 9. A. Case and H. W. Jacobs.
The boys are practicing every night
and show good speed. They will
enter in the doubles and possibly also
singles and expect to make good
The grounds at Kansas
City have been improved and are the
nnest in the west. Several other en-
thu'iASts will go down to see the
sport.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Bent Her Double.

"lknew no one for four weeks, when
! was sick with typhoid and kidney
trouble" writes Mrs. Annie Hunter Of
FittsOurg, Pa, land when | got better,
although l had one Of the best doctors
! could get, was bent double, and had
to rest my hands on my knees when |
walked. From this terrible affection |
was rescued by Electric Bitters, which
restored my health and strength, and
nowI can walk as straight as ever. They
are simply wonderful" Guaranteed
to cure stomach, liver and kidney dis.
orders; at j. NJ. GleisSner's drug store;
price SOC.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
About Party walls.

The followingis the supreme courts
syllabus in the Southworth- Perring
case just rendered:
A contract made between the
respective owners Of adjoining lots,
expressed to be binding upon their
heirs and assigns, providing that the
wall Of building one Of them is
about to erect shall be placed upon
the dividing line, and that when the
other builds he shall use, it as party
wall and pay him half its value, in
effect creates covenants running with
the land Of each party and where after
such first building is erected convey
ances are made Of each lot, the sub
sequent owner of the vacant lot who
builds thereon and makes use OF the
party wall is required to make pay.
ment therefor to the then owner Of
the lot first builtupon.
All the justices concurring.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
ACCIDENT AT SOLOMON.
Unknown Nan Fell Under wheels Of
Passenger Train.

While attempting to steal ride Oh
the westbound Union Pacific passen.
ger train at Solomon Saturday after.
noon, an unknown man fell under the
wheels and bis left leg was severed
between the knee and ankle. The
man had been warned to keep off the
train out he persisted in his efforts
with disastrous results.
1t was found necessary to amputate
the li~b and although the man is in
critical condition, the physicians
believe that be will recover. He
claims that his parents are well.to.do
people.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
CHOLERA 1NFANruM.

Child Not Expected to Live from One
Hour to Another, but Cured by
Chambsrlain's Collie, Cholera and
DiarrhOea Remedy.
Ruth. the little daughter OF E. N.
Dewey Of Agnewville, Va, was SER
iously Ill Of cholera iniantum last
summer. ave gave her up and did
not expect her to live from one hour
to another, he Gays. 81 happened to
think Of Chamberlain'S Colic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy and got bot
tie Of it from the store. In I've hours
l saw change for the better. We
kept on giving it and before she had
taken the half Of one small bottle she
was WE'LL" This remedy is for sale
by all druggists.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20

A new idea in q cough syrup ls the
Laxative principal and Is original
with KenIedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar. This cough syrup assists In ex.
PelliDg colds from the system BY
gently moving the bowels. Best for
colds, Group, etc. The red
clover blossom is on every package Of
the original Laxative Cough SJ rup.
Sold BY Townsend, the druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Pretty Homo wedding.

AZ The home d D. B. snider d
East Third street last evening, Mis-
Elipor May Snider Ct this city Wal
married to DR.. George W. Hunter Of
futile, /. T., Rev. DR.. BlAyney Off.
chatting. The beautiful ring cere.
mony was used.
The home was handsomely dec.
GRATED with white phlOx. ferns and
palms and the bride carried a shower
bouquet Of white phlox. The brides
dress was Of white Organdy. Dainty
refreshments were served after the
ceremony to about forty OF the init.
mate friends and relatives Of the
young couple. Miss Adelaide Seeds
and Miss Hem Drawer presided at
the punch bowl.
The out.oi-town guests were Miss
May Hunter Of Oklahoma City, Mrs.
s. L. Courtney Of Topeka, Miss Belle
HAwley of Sterling, Mr.. and Mrs. A.
M. Foster Of Paducah. KY, and Miss
othal strahl Of White City.
The bride is oReof Abilene's favor.
lite girls. She has spent her girlhood
days here, graduated from the city's
schools and by her sweet disposition
and lovely character has gained
host Of friends who will wish her ever
asting happiness in her new home.
The groom is rising young doctor
u futile, l. T., and 10 son OF DR.. s.
Y. Hunter formerly Of Hope, but now
living in Oklahoma City.
The bride and groom will be at
'ome in futile alter July Goth.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
CA 9ToRE ia.
Bsa,s the The Kind You Have Always Bought
'''; 4 . lm4zzN3:;xil' :
union Pacific Chaan Rates.

Portland, Tacoma, Seattle, Belling.
ham. Victoria and Vancouver, $46 for
round trip. Tickets on sale NAV 23,
"a, %, 20, 80, 81, June l, 2, IS, IA,
10, 10, 2S, "a, ~, 2S, 20, 80, also
dates in July, August and Septem Der.
Denver, Colo, Sept. A to z G. A. r.
Encampment $l0.75 for round trip.
Tickets on sale Aug. 80 to Sept. 4 re-
turn limit Oct.7.
Call at Union Pacific depot for par.
ticulprs. J. W. Brooks, agent.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Digests all classes Of food. tones

Digests oil classes Of food, tones
and strengthens the stomach and d.
gestive organs. Cures Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Stomach Troubles, and
makes rich red blood, heath and
strength. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure re-
builds WORKOUT tissues. Gov. G. W.
Atkinson, Of W. Va, says: II have
used q number Of bottles Of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure and have found 1t
very effective, and, indeed, power
full remedy for stomach ailments,
| recommend II to my friends. Sold
BY Townsend, the druggist,
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
HnH,a Thia2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for sny case Of CatarrA thai
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure,
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known
F. j.. Cheney for the last is years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and finan-
cially able to carry out any obliga.
tionS made BY bis firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter.
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c
per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
He Had a Hatchst.

Sheriff Favor was called to Solomer
last week to restore peace to thai
community. Mike Sullivan, who
caused trouble here on the Fourth oil
July was on the war path and armed
with hatchet, made things SO Inter-
esting that the sheriff was needed.
Mr.. Sullivan was the guest OF Mr..
Favor last night and this morning
was tried in Solomon and fined &38 As.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Passing Of the Prairie.

Since the closing Of the road across
the big prairie east Of the college
many expressions Of regret have beer
heard that the prettiest drive neal
Abilene should be spoiled. tits prob
able that many persons who have
made that road the course Of their
evening drive do not fully understand
the necessity for closing 1t.
The "big college prairie" comprises
9 tract Of hay land as foe as can be
found in the country and the road
across II has destroyed many acres Of
good grass. After . heavy rain the
sod gives q 6rmer footing than the
beaten track and when 4 new road
has been started II soon becomes the
main thoroughiars. It was because
Of this sncroAchment Of the road upon
the grass that the owner found it
necessary 10 close 1t.
The college Pralrie was the last aud
the best Of the prairie drives near
enough to the town 10 be easily
reached. and 1t seemed to be the only
place where a clear aud comprehen-
sive view could be obtained Of the
city, the valley Of the Smoky Hill and
the surburbs Of Enterprise and De-
troit. There are other hills Just IS
high but there is always something to
obstruct the view. While We all re-
ioice in the prosperity Of our land
and are proud Of the fact that every
loot Of coll iS valuable for its pro-
iuetivsnsss, yet We must regret the
oss Of our beautiful rolling pFhiries.
Kansas has no sea or lakes snd that
Ehioh took NE plsee Of them has
passed sway forever.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Had q sma,h I'm.

+. A blind horse driven by lO.year.old
Viola Parry got scared on Broadway
last week and ran away. In bis
gyrationS he jumped into Markley &
Brewers delivery wagon completely
wrecking it. The little girl was not
much hurt.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20

Your food must be properly digest.
ed and assimilated to be Of any, value
to you. II your stomach 10 weak or
diseased take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
1t digests what you eat and gives the
stomach a rest, enabling it to recup-
crate, take on new life and grow
strong again. Kodol cures sour
stomach, gas, bloating, heart palpi-
tation and all digestive disorders.
Sold BY Townsend, the druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve pene.
trates the pores Of the skin, and by
its antisepGic, rubiioreient and heal.
Jog influence it subdues infam nation
and cures Boils, Burns, Cuts, Eczema,
letter, Ring Worms and all skin dis.
eases. A specie for blind, bleeding,
itching ana protruding Piles. The
original and genuine Witch Hazel
Salve is made BY 3. @. Dewitt & Co.
and sold BY Townsend, the druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20
Yorcad 10 starxa.

B. F. Leek Of Concord, Ky, says;
"For 20 years | suffered Agonies, with
sore on my upper lip, so painful,
sometimes, that ] could not eat. After
vainly trying everything else, ! cured
II, with Bucklen's Arnica SAlvs." It's
great for burns, cuts and wounds. At
J. NJ. GleisSner's drug store; Only
2bc.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-07-20

The average man does NOT save to
exceed ten percent Of his earnings.
de must spend nine dollars in living
expenses for every dollar saved.
That being the case he cannot be too
careful about unnecessary expenses.
Very titen a few cents properly In.
vested, like buying sesds for his gar.
uen' will save several dollars outlay
later on. 1t is the same In bnyinr
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di.
aFrhoea Remedy. It costs bat a few
cents, and bottle OF it In the house
often saves a doctors bill Of several
dollars. For sale by all druggists.