The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-22
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r. HE plum tree agent is abroad. He will sell you
tree with trunk about as big as lead pencil war
ranted to bear a bushe of prunes the first season.
You ought to the big red zizzy wagon tear up the
: dust upper Hennepin :@%. s.s
What's Wild Bill or Life the Plains compared with
the fierce excitement OF taking OF the storm SASH
Several gay FOUNDERS block have enjoyed the wild
dissipation of prairie fire in the tall grass. 1t gives eight
OF ten small boys the pleasure of walking the roses and
knocking down a section of fence. F.. r.
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ST. Thomas Episcopal church of Milwaukee has a boy
composed entirely Of Toms OF the entire membership
of the choir ffty are named '.Tom three Williams,
with last name Of Thomas and rejoces IN the
of Jack Thom leader of the choir named Thomas H.
Thomas if this choir ought to sing from the back
yard fence 1850: - 49, ... -" ~
Corporate greed laid its blighting whitening
touch the lobster of the common people Aux afmes!
The new baby had been born four or five months and
was the Whole Thing with The grabbed old family
bachelor saw it the first time day before yesterday
'tOh Mr. Crabb want you to see little Hun our new
baby, -
Thus spake mama, nwapdly pulled up with maternal
"H-ml How fat It Isl suppose you beginning
get your aversion for It since has got Its eyes
open'' -. ....s 49,. ~..<.>-. .
Mamma just atammered. What there she could say
to meet the situation proper1y9 80
problem called F'the Glady, w. Va, railroad prom
lemn has nearly blocked traffic the Wabash road. All
the employees figuring it out and GUESSING another for
the ignorance The problem, of simple is
follows:
~ A train one mile long starts from the station at
Gladly The engine leaves the station and the con-.
ductor waits until the caboose comes when he jumps
on the caboose and walks forward over the train.
The reach the OXlev,
miles distant from Gladly, the conductor steps off the
engine How far does the conductor ride and how
Ear does he walk? *~.''
After solving the above with hand tied behind his
back N r. Crowell Of Pennington, Mimi, sat down and
thought up much It is said to be simple but
after looking this papers problem editor started shled
paved ground snorted violently and trembled in every limb
Here it is: - a. :.:-- ..
man starts at the foot of army and travels to
the head of it and back to the foot At the instant he
the army also starts and when ne reaches the
foot, after completing his Journey the foot Of the
army is at the point where the head when he
started The army is twenty-five miles in length and
man and army travel in the same direction How far
does the man travel7
Anyone who to struggle with this simple little
thing will get no help from u.s.
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Two turedoves held hands next to seat at Parsfa
But that was nothing compared to the cutlery raised by the
man who was entertaining ablebodied cold and two
ladies in the seat directly back If is not allowed
to take his baby Parsfa why should he be- allowed to
entertain cold the public that occasion Strong
men looked their shoulders and longed to commit
mayhem the sufferer But he knew it not His grasp
the drama also sight, Tor ne uniformed the ladies IN
hoa1se cinging whisper that Kngsor Parslfa That
and ather remarks those in front could not help catch
inc unless they muflers showed about strong
Ia grasp on situation Digger Indian has on dieren-
tia calculus that's what you must expect, probably
if YOU get an unucky seat We recall with emotion the
moor tired Detroit mother who took her baby to Pad
erews little entertainment the child of course, exploding
At the wrong time. =. :'-A' d. H. =