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cAbsenEnlinded.

Dear me. Bridget. isn't # time YOU
learned to set the table without help
1 think that after I have trained you
for a year I ought not to feel Obliged
to always look at the table before 4
meal IS served
Sure. mum. me ould mother did be
afther schOldln' me for fOrEittin' when
I was back home in County Galway.
Bridget she'd be sayin', It's yerself
do be Sittin' there SEWN. and here s
the pig a'walkin' round the corner wild
yer timle in his mOut' ''-LippIncotts-
The Washington times., 1905-11-02
NoUen7beZ.

See the fields all bare and brown
And the skies all darkly gray,
While the sturdy thistle's down
On the breezes drifts away.
Earth has passed from bloom to seed;
GaTnered now are ripened sheaVes;
Little squirrels, in their greed,
Scamper Ger the autumn leaves,
Seeking nuts the winds have tossed
Here and there IN playful mood
Sweetened by the early frosts,
All NOVCmbers gifts are good
The Washington times., 1905-11-02

According philosophy
III Of
forever
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Your own country sweetheart.
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or at top-Yes. IN middle at bottom
No. In right hand corner at right engle
DO you love me? Ia left hand corner
AZ right angle-i hate you. Ton corner
az right wish your friendship. on
Hne with surname-Accept my love.
Same upside down. am engaged. Same
at right ANGLE long 10 see you.
The Washington times., 1905-11-02
Stamp Language.

Upside down on left corner-I love
you. Left corner, cTosswise-My heart
Il anotheTs s. Straight mp ard down
Good by, sweetheart Upside down on
riRflt cOrner-Write no more In middle
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

EXECUTIVE OFFICE, Commissioners
Of the District of Columbia, Washing
ton, March /, 1So5--Ordered: That SO
much of Article XIV, Section 2, of
the Police Regulations of the District of
Columbia, as requires the placing of
numbers on motor vehicles shall not ap-
ply where tourists or nonresident own
ers of motor vehicles, who have COM
piled with any law requiring the regis
tratien of owners of motor vehicles In
the State, Territory, or Federal district
of their residence and the registra ton
number showing the initial of such State.
Territory, or Federal district is display
sd on such vehicles, but all such owners
shall be required by the police to regis
ter the description and designation
numbers of their motor vehicles. Civ
ing temporary address In the District of
Columbia, and their home address. with
the secretary of the automobile board;
such registration to entitie such regis
tered motor vehicles to be operated in
the District of Columbia for a period
not 10 exceed sixty (60) days. HENRY
B. F. MCFARLAND. HENRY L.
WEST, CHESTER HARDING (Acting),
Commissioners, u. 9. 1t
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RY.

Trains leave Pennsylvania Station Daily
$50 p. M.-CHICAGo AND ST. LOUIS SPE-
cIAL. Solid veatibuie, electric lighted
dining train TO Cincinnati. with Pull
man Seepers TO Louisville. Cincinnati In
dianapoiis. Chicago, and st. Louis Con-
nection for Virginia Hot Springs. Dining
Car from Washington.
Ii 10 p. M,-F- T. V. LIMITED. Solid ves-
tibuie. electric lighted. dining car train
30 Cincinnati: with Pullman Sleepers 70
Cincinnati, Lexington, and Louisville
Compartment Sleeper to Virginia Hot
Springs daily except Sunday. SIeepers
Cincinnati TO Chicago and st. Louis
Dining Car.
Reservation and tickets at 6i3 Pennsy iva MIA
avenue; 500 Fourteenth street, near +, and
at the station. Telephone 1G41 for pennsyl-
venia Cab Service. II. w. FILLER.
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FOREIGN MAILS.

daily at go pm. up to March 4, for dis
p' JSPh pS KoR fssa' Chm 81 and pH1IIp
PINE ISLANDS. via Seattle close here daily
$50 pm up to March 4, for dispatch per
TAHITI and MARQUEsAs ISLANDS. via
San Francisco. close here daily at 30 Il m
up to March 10, for dispatch per SIS Mari
AUSTRALIA Except mails for West Aus
tralia), NEW ZEALAND, NEW CALEDO-
MA. SAMOA. HAWAII, and FIJI ISLANDS.
via san Francisco, close here daily at 6:36
pm. up to March II. for dispatch per SIS
HAWAII, JAPAN. KOREA, CHINA. and
PHILIPPINE ISLANDS. via San Francisco.
close here daily at $50 pm up to March I3'
JAPAN Except parceis-post mails), KOREA.
CHINA. and PH il.d..is ISLANDS. via
daily at $40 pm. up to March II, for 1 aise
patch per SIS. Empress OF India. (q1
AUSTRALIA "A u e! Except H mails Tor West Aus
donna. via Vancouver and Eictoy a, B. c,
close here daily at $50 pm up to March Is.
for qIIpasfT Rsf i sI HEs"E and 'q GUAM
san Francisco. close here daily at 6 80 pm
up TO March 20, for dispatch per u s.
SoTG-Mails for COCHIN CHINA are dis
patched to New York, N Y. for connection
with European steamers.
Nails for MANCHURIA Except Newchwanr
and Port Arthur, and EASTERN SIBERIA
will be dispatched TO Flew York. N. X. ua-
iii further notice. Tor TRANSMISSION via Rus
sia tnstaad OF via Japan. the usual route.
Unless otherwise addressed, WEST AUS
TRALIA MAILS viii be dispatched via Eu-
rope those for NEW ZEALAND via San
Francisco; and those for certain places In the
CHINESE PROVINCE OF YUNNAN via
British India-the quickest routes.
Mails for the PHILIPPINE ISLANDS, spe-
cially addressed Via Europe must be fully
prepaid at the foreign rate of postage. Mails
for HAWAII are dispatched via San Fran
cisco, Cal, exclusively.
REGISTERED MAILS close at the MAIN
OFFICE as follows: (a} At $50 pm. same
day: tb) at 80 p M same day. tc) At II ;3e
D. m same day; edl at 5: 80 am same day :
te) At 5 pm. same day; lf) at $50 q. IN. same
day; GO at $3.50 pm. same day; (h) at s
pm same day; (p) at L pm. same day /;
(o) at $50 pm. second previous day; (r)
at $50 PIN. previous day
- JOHN 4. MERRITT. Postmaster.
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Mails for South and Central America,
West Indies. Etc.

FRIDAY-ee) At u:4s pm; for PORTO
RICO CURACAO. and VENEZUELA, per 81
Caracas, from New York. Nail for COLON
BIA. via Curacao. must be directed Per SIS.
Caracas
Santurce, from New York. via Mayaguez.
Ordinary mail oniy)
(cl AT Has pm. for FORTUNE ISLAND.
JAMAICA, and COLOMBIA. except Cauca
and Magdalena Departments. per SIS 81
biria from New York. Mall for COST A
RIGA. via Lirnon, must be directed Fer SIS.
Sibiria.''
lc) At u:4s p. m. for ARGENTINE, URU-
quay and PARAGUAY, per s. s Cazour,
(c) At II As p. M for ST. KITS, NEVIS,
ST. EUSTATIUS. ST. MARTINS. MARTIN
IQUE. GUADALUPE and GUIANA. per SIS.
Uiier, from New York.
MEXICO. over and. unless specially ad-
dressed for dispatch by steamers sailing from,
New York, close here daily at i0:05 am. u
CUBA MAILS close here at pm. on Mon
days. Wednesdays, and Saturdays via Port
via New Orleans, La M; also via New
York. =. Z, on Wednesdays at Has pm. (c)
rnails), by rail to North Sydney. and thence
via steamer, close here daily, except sun
1870 a. m tdl. the connecting closes being
on Mondays. Wednesdays. and Saturdays
JAMAICA, by rail to Boston and thence via
steamer, close here at 2:30 pm. on Tues
days OBJ. and on Wednesdays at 10:3o pm fgl
by rail 10 Philadelphia, and thence via
MIoUELoN, by rail- TO Boston. and thence
via steamer. close here daily, except SUNDAYS
at $50 p.n,. 90, and on Sundays at Ii 80
I'm. I'D
BRITISH HONDURAS. HONDURAS Cast
COAST. and GUATEMALA, by rail- to New
orieans. La, and thence via steamer. close
here daily at io:o5 am 90 and 10 pm lh].
the connecting closes being on Mondays
COSTA RIGA. by rail TO New Orleans.
and thence via steamer, close here daily al
It .05 am. % and 10 pm. (h). the CONNECTING
closes being Tuesdays.
NICARAGUA east COAST. by rail to New
Orleans, La, and thence via steamer close
here daily at o:n5 Ii % and 10 pm (hl
tho connecting closes being Thursdays
BAHAMAS Except parcels-post mailsl by
rail- to Miami, Fla, and thence via steamer
close here at 1905 am. ~ on Wednesdays
and Sundays
PANAMA. CANAL ZONE. PANAMA. and
COLOMBIA close here daily at 1905 a M 10
by rail to New Orleans. and thence via
steamer, and at 11:45 pm. on Monday, via
New York. lei
Trans-Pacidc Mails.
HAWAII, JAPAN, KOREA. CHINA. and
PHILIPPINE ISLANDS. via San Francisco,
close here daily at $50 pm. up to March q
for dispatch per s. Siberia <a)
HAWAII. via San Francisco. close here
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RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

Z:s5 a. M-.-gocai for Harrisonburg. Wsrrens
lon Danville. and way stations
10 81 A. NJ. DAILY-Washington and Florida
Limited. Eirst-class coaches and sleeper to
Ing Car Service
u:Is A M DAILY-Unifed States Fast Mail.
First-class coaches and drawing room
sleeper TO New Orleans Dining car ser ice.
x.et p NJ. WEEK DAYS-Locai for kiarri-
sonbnTg and way stations on Manassas
k:55 P. III. DAILY-LocaI for warrenton and
Charlottesville
s:5s p NJ WEEK DAyS-Southern' Palm
limited Club. Observation Library Draw
Jacksonville and st. Augustine. Drawing
Room, Stateroom Sleeper New York TO
Aiken and Augusta southern Ry. Dining
Car service.
Express. First-ciass coach TO Atlanta,
sleeper to Columbus. Ga. via Atlanta:
week days Sleeper Piaehurst, Il G
sunset Route Tourist Sleeper Washington te
san Francisco Mondays. Wednesdays and
a.sa p M-New York and Florida ~
press Through Coaches and Sleepers to
Columbia, Savannah, and JacksonyiIIe
Sleeper TO Augusta and Port Tampa. Dining
Car Service la Carte
fn.n0 p NJ DAILY-Eew York and Memphis
limited fvfa Lynchburg). Ffrst-csasa coa oh
and sleeping car to Roanoke. Knoxville
Chattanooga, and. Memphis: sleeper to New
orleans. Dining Car service.
1915 P. III. Washington and South
western Limited. ALI Pullman train club
and observation cars TO Atlanta. and Ma
con; sfeepers TO Nashville, Atlanta Macon
Memphis. New Orleans. Dining Car Serv-
C. H. AcKERT, General Manager.
Jan 9Th S. II. HARDWIcK. Pass. Traf Msr
1905 W. II. TAYLOE, Gen. Pass Agent
l.. 8. Brown, General Agent.
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
WESTWARD.

CHICAGO and NORTHWEST. al. 100 a. M,
CINCINNATI. ST. LOUIS, and LOUIS
FIdI.E 30 % g. m. 400 2: m. -12:45 night
PITTSBUIG and CL-zA GLAND. s11:oo a.
m, %9:f5 p. m, and 81 y night
= COLUMBUS. IS 30 r H.
WHEELING, @f0:O5 a. m. $50 D. m.
WINCHESTER, 1855 a. M, *'4:e5. $500 p.
ANNAPOLIS. week days. SEQ. s:s5 a. M.
1905 noon. 500. 600 p. m. Sundays, 8:35 a.
m, $50 and 1000 p. IA.
TRaDER1ck X, sgs35 p M .s.s 49, .''io;o5.
HAGERsToENN. "'l0:G5 a. IN. and s.5 90
p
BOYD ard way points, 1885. ''ss:15 a. m.
ISL: is. 900. ..s:S5. s+*1o:i5. ali 80 p. IN.
ss%9 rs a. n @@12:50 <<sl 10 s-3:3o IS :o5 ss5
$50. @.+7:$5, ~e&10:i5. eel 80 p. m.
WASHINGTON JUNCTION and way points,
sDaily. .sExcept sunday. *s.sunday oI ri ~
Important notice governing movement of
trains during inauguration at Washington
March 3, and 3.
All through trains east and west will ar
station.
Local trains on Metropolitan Branch will
arrive at and depart fIoTn temporary station
Quincy street. Waiting room at No. 2ls1a
Quincy street
Local trains on Washington Branch to and
from Baltimore Will arrive at and depart
from Regular Station, New Jersey avenue
and C street.
Royal Blue Trains at 800 a. M, IL 90 a. m.
300 p M, 800 p for Philadelphia and
New York will leave Regular Station. New
Jersey avenue and street Other trains al
2:5T a. m, 7:o0 a. m, 100 p M, 500 p. m.
and IL 80 D. m. viii leave New York avenue
Station.
For additional information call at Ticket
Office. 707 18th ST., cor. New York ave; SIS
Pennsylvania ave. Station. New Jersey ave.
nd
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
sEAB0ARD AIR LINE RAILWAY,

Ticket UHlce, 1921 Penna. Ave.
For Petersburg Raleigh. Wilmington, Co.
lumbia. Savannah, Jacksonville, TAMPA At
New Orleans,
1880 A. III, DAILY-seaboard Maii-Through
Pullman Sleeper tc jacksonville, Fla con-
Meeting at Hamlet with Pullman Sleeper to
Atlanta. Cafe Dining Car.
rs L. NJ DAfL1-Seaboard Florida Linn
ited-Composed exclusively of new and up-to-
date Pullman Equipment between New York
and st. Augustine, Fla Pullman Dining Car
Double Drawing Room Sleeping Cars. State
room and Observation Car. Through Sleeper
TO Atlanta on this train.
TIPS T.. NJ. DAILY-Sea board Express-soIid
train to Jacksonville and Tampa with
through Pullman Eieepega
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
GEORGETOWN REAL ESTATE.
A HOME FOR 30, 900.

A HOME FOR $4,000.
s25s N STA ten-roorn brick dwelling.
with brick stable. Occupied Tor years by a
prominent physician. a bargain at the price
The Miller Shoemaker Real Estate Co.
lfnc.l
MAIN OFFICE. 1928 s2d St Phone ". TO-
First Ward Branch once. Pa ave. and ROCK
Creek Phone West s4z fe2s-tf
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Transatlantic Mails.

FRIDAY-(a) At 7:15 pm. for EUROPE
per SIS. Philadelphia, from New York, via
Plymouth and Cherbourg. Mail for IRE
LAND must be directed Per 8 8. Phiia-
deiphia'
tc) Al as pm. for BELGIUM PARCELS
POST MAILS, per s.s- Krooniand from New
York Regular mail for BELGIUM must be
directed per IS. Krooniand'
tc) At 11:z5 pm. for ITALY direct per SIS.
KONG Albert, from New York. Mail must be
directed Per SIS. KONG Albert
tc) AT 1f:45 D. for ITALY direct, per
SIS. Cttta IL Tcfino, from New York. Mail
must be directed Per SIS. Citta III Torino.'
fc) AT Has pm. for EUROPE. per SIS.
Etruria, from New York, via Queenstown
AMI LIVERPOOL.
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
SUBURBAN PROPERTY.

GET a CERTIFICATE OF TITLE to your
suburban or farm purchase In Maryland from
the MARYLAND REAL ESTATE TITLE
CO., Com. Natl Bank Building, 14th and @;
and your title Will be secure. fe19-S0t
The Washington times., 1905-03-03

Intending passengers for Asiatic and Pa
cific Ocean points, telephone D. II. MORSE
r Sc P. A.. Main 75S. write him, Bond
Building, 18th ST. and New York ave, Wash
ington d. c. He will give you full inforrna-
ton. and If desired, call and see YOU. fes4- If
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
LOAN COMPANIES.

MONEY 70 Joan in sums of IS TO $50
JOSEPH Calm. z3Z Pennsylvania ave NV,
IN fruit store. fe25-t
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
FOREIGN MAILS.

WASHINGTON. d. C.. PoSTOFFICE NO
,IICE-FoREIGN MAILS.
Should be read, daily, as changes may occur
at any time.
FOREIGN MAILS are dispatched to the
ports of sailing daily, and the schedule OF
closings Is arranged on the presumption of
their uninterrupted overland transit. For the
week ending March l. 1905. the last con-
Meeting closes viii be made from the MAIN
OFFICE as fellows:
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
wANrED--LoTs.

wANTED-To buy one or two acres cleared
land In District OF Columbia cheap address
BOX g. this office. Tr1fa3-st
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
STEAMBOATS,.
NORFOLK & WASHINGTON
STEAMBOAT COMPANY

Every day in the year from foot of 9TH
ST. for Fort Monroe, Norfolk. Newport
News, and all points south. by the SUI
peTb, powerful steel palace steamers
Newport News. Norfolk, % and
Washington
Lv. Washing ton. $50 pm LIZ. Portsmouth 8 pn
IIv Alexandria. 4 100 pnILs. Norfolk. pm
Ar Fl ldonroe. & 20 am ILy. FIT. Monroe. u pm
Ar Norfolk. s 90 an Ar. Alexandria 80 am
Ar Portsmouth. 500 am ar. Washington z am
rs Through connection made at Nor
- folk with steamers of Old Dominion
Steamship Co. TOR New York. and Aer-
chants and Miners steamships for Bog.
EFF further information apply at
general ticket office, T05 14th st. Col
orado Building telephone Man-22e3)
or 7th ST. wharf telephone Main-37e8}
JNO. CALLAHAN
I'd V. Pres. * Gen Mgr.
". H. CALLAHAN. Gen. Pass. Agt.
de2a-tf
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REAL ESTATE.

THE BEST RESIDENCE CITY in the United
States is Washington. good place 10
invest for safe and prompt returns I
can get you just what you want Gail at
my office. or phone Main TO- No trouble
10 show property
a. s. CAYWOOD
mh1-st 95s 9Th ST. NV
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
MONEY TO LOAN.

PRIVATE party will make liberal loans IN
sums from $500 up on furniture in with
out removal or publicity; strictly confadsntial
money day you write I viii cali AZ
once P. o. Box 23o iae4-ff
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK.
EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.
To Baltimore With Pullman Service.

Week days. 2.57. 500, s;so 200, 1920. SEQ,
So 500, $50. 1000. 100, a. m; Il noon:
1905, 100, 200, 500, $50, AS, 500. 5 :05
$50 600. $50. 100, soc. 1000. 1870. 11:35
p.
Sundays. PSI. 200. To. s:s5, 900. II go,
a. M; Loo lis. 300. go $500 $50 eco
S 90. 10 %. II 20. IL q d m
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
FOR HIRE.
COUNTRY PROPERTY.

FOR sALE-Several desirable and Handsome
country and suburban estates in Maryland
and Virginia. ISAAC II. SAUNDERS Is07
= 1T. NV Phone Main Ioi7-M fe9-9ot
The Washington times., 1905-03-03

FOR SALES, 75o-A REAL BARGAIN.
One of those attractive two-story houses
that are hard to find the Heights
only few doors from l4th st. seven
rooms on two floors; fine cellar: excel
lent heating plant This house is full
is feet wide. and Is finished IN very
attractive and durable manner. Don't fail
10 see IL at once.
The Washington times., 1905-03-03

MOORE & HILL qno.), III 14th st. NV.
nh1-tf
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
Inaugural Ball sappsr Following

as s banks named vl n
drug stores, 1nuz.e a
The Washington times., 1905-03-03
& OHIO RAILROAD

LEAVE STATION, New Jersey ave and { 81.
ROYAL BLUE LINE
Train "Every Other Hour on the Odd
Hour" to
The Washington times., 1905-03-03

HAWAII, JAPAN, KOREA. CHINA. and
PHILIPPINE ISLANDS. via San Francisco.
cIose here daily at $50 pm. up to March q
for dispatch per Siberia la)
HAWAII. via San Francisco. close here
The Washington times., 1905-03-03

WORTH Sc, ooe PRICE. Sara
CENTRALLY LOCATED IN
THE NORTHWEST.
Ten Rooms and Bath. Lot 1axoo
PRICE, s., 100.
s. ". PICKFoRD. I'll Colorado Building.
5e21-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-04

ton. Kellar carries with him sixty foot
baggage of apparatus and there are
over 700 trunks and packages in the col
lection. The trunks range in size from a
monster chest twenty-five feet long to a
tiny oak box six inches square. 1t takes
about twelve hours to set up all apparatus
and half that time to take it down and
pack it away ready for the train.
A PLAYS vICISSITUDES.-when I'm
Old Kentucky" comes to the Academy Mon
day it will have been presented more than
5000 times in America. Charles I. Darcy,
it's author, is a citizen of Quincy, Ill II
his student days at Harvard he labored
painfully and long on little thing which
he called ..Rustication.' This his first
play got a hearing and was produced by
the great company at the old Boston Mu-
scum. When he had completed his course
at college he got up something for the first
starring tour of James O'Neill. piece call
ed IAN American King" 1t was produced
at the old Hooleys Theater NOW Powers),
Chicago, and met with fair success. Then
he conceived the idea of his Kentucky play,
went down into the mountain region and
talked with the simple folk who live among
the Kentucky hills, watched the. production
of Illicit whisky; saw the love of for
horse flesh, and learned how dear to the
hearts of the southerners are the pickanin-
MES. The result was In Old Kentucky"
in $780,
Mr.. Darcy went TO the nearest big city,
st. Louis, and read his play to the local
managers. Without dissenting voice they
told him to use the manuscript to start
fires and to devote his time to managing
his stock farm at Quincy. Undsmayed, the
author started for Chicago. The first man.
ager he found was Harry Hamlin of the
Grand Opera House. Mr.. Hamlin listened
to the play; said there were good spots in
it, but thought the time unpropitious for
production. Dave Henderson of the Chi
cago Opera House thought the melodrama
had good points but he was doing only
extravaganzas; James HI. McVtcker did not
have time to look over new plays, and
didn't think much of modern melodramas,
anyhow.
New York was the next field to which
Mr. Darcy turned. There he tried A. NJ.
Palmer whose play-reader thought the play
too sentimental and returned the manu-
script Charles Frohman had more south
ern plays already than he could ever pro-
duce. Gilmore of the Academy wanted to
know Ii there was a ballet-that was In the
'sBlack Crook days at the Academy-and
didn't care for It when he found out there
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-04
A Newsboy's Appeal to the Senate.

Please Mr.. Senator. us fellers wants ter know
If this here playground bills a-goin' through.
An if there's anythin do
To help the thing along, an make it go.
guess it's hard fer grown-up folks ter understand
Why kids has got ter have place ter play.
They think as we loaf around all day,
An say Fairgrounds cost too much fer city land
But other towns has tried, an says as this amt so,
They says it helps ter keep a boy from crime.
Kids of today IL be grownup some time
An amt it worth little cash ter help em grow7
Fellers what's raised in alleys amt agon' ter be
Great men like you all-that's hat folks forget.
Lincoln split rails, but not in town, bet,
Nor liyin in dirty hole like Jim an
Yer see, it's this way. When you was kid like
Most like yer had a great big yard, all trees
An grass an flowers. where there was birds an
bees
An all them live things city kids don't see.
I bet the fields stretched way around it out O.
sight,
Where you could play base ball, an yell an run
Without the police stopping of yer fun,
AS IL fer kids ter play the nashnul game amt
right!
1 bet there was orchard an big OIL pump,
An hammocks hangin' round, an great high
swings,
Porches an attics-all them sort o. things
When all the place we've COTS the alley an the
Dump
/ bet yer MIXED the cow, an drove the team ter
town.
PLAYED on the woodpile, slid among the hay,
An after playin' Injuns half day,
Went swimmin in the holler when the sun went
down.
tJ,z
Grandad has toll bout when he was small.
Toll me so often 1 can see it all
Plain as the low-dewn alley where always be.
you?
Us fellers tries te- do things the square.
| We sells our papers. an we sells 'em fair,
| An when play ball play clean game, too.
Last year we had the best time Of our ife by far.
| The people fixed US up grounds ter play
| But now they think the government should pay,
| Because they've started EN- an showed how fine
they are.
| The government pervides the schools an oughter
know
| It's tust,s important that a Teller play.
| Ter keep a crammn' Of his head all day
1 An, let the rest of him alone's no way ter go.
I Teller can't behave Itself in school or out
! An, can't keep out o. mischief--thats no dream
| Unless he's got place ter let of steam,
An, wrastle with the boys an chase hisself about.
OF course. we hates ter bother-fellers hates ter
coax.
There's Jimmie now, gifts mad, an mutters low
/ As God don't give fellers half show
| But then, guess that's wicked. 1t amt God
it's folks.
You've got the money an you've got the power.
30 then
| Yer certainly can do It II yer only win.
Please Mr.. Senator vote fer this playground bill,
| An help us fellers grow up ter be meni
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-04

Rose Wentworth equestrian sensation, an
arenic novelty, is just over from Europe,
where it has made no end of furore in
the music halls. Two beautiful horses
play conspicuous parts in the performance
and the grand entrance by the company is
said to be exceptionally effective and i'm
pressive. Cliff Gordon, the German polid-
cian will, for the time being, transport the
audience to what might be supposed to be
the public gallery of the House of Repre-
sentatives. A drop curtain in the act con-
tains a well executed painting of the IN
terror of the House during session, and
Mr.. Gordon's appearance, dressed after the
fashion of a congressman, adds strong
element of realism to the scene. He Will
give a satire upon politics and politicians
The Wilton Brothers, who are noted bar
performers, will appear in an act alter
mating grotesque comedy with extraordi-
nary acrobatics. The musical Benhetts will
offer a diverting number Talbot and Rog-
ers, the singing and conversational come
dams, and Bean and Hamilton, the sensa-
tionai barrel Jumpers. will also appear The
motion pictures will deal with the scenes
attending determined raid by revenue
officers upon Kentucky moonshiners.