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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-04-19
SPRINKLE SUNSHINE.
JAMES WHITCoMB RILEY

If you should sec a fellowman with
troubles flag unfurled,
An lookin' like he didn't have a friend
in all the world,
Go up and slap him on the back, and
holler "How d'you do?"
And grasp his hand so warm he'll
know he has a friend in you.
Then Ak him what's a-hurtin' him, an
laugh his cares away,
And tell him that the darkest night is
just before the day,
Don't talk in graveyard palaver, but
say it right out loud,
That God will sprinkle sunshine in the
trail of every cloud.
This world at best is but a hash of
|. pleasure and of pain,
Some days are bright and sunny, and
some all sloshed with rain;
And that's just how it ought to be, for
when the clouds roll by
Well know Just to %'preciate the bright
and smiling sky,
So learn to take it as it comes, and
don't sweat at the pores
Because the Lords opinion doesn't CO.
incide with yours;
But always keep remembering when
cares your path e%nshroud,
That God has lots of sunshine to spill
behind the cloud.
Too SUBSTANTIAL. ENPECK: my
wife told me to buy her a good broom"
DEALER: "Well here's one with a
hickory handle warranted not to
break"
ENPEcK: Great Scott! DO YOU
think my skull is made of cast-iron?"-
Chicago News.
WILLING TO HELP. "Who is that?
What do you want?" called the sleepy
man.
"'Sh! Keep quiet if you value your
life, missed the burglar. Its only
money Pm after"
"Wait a minute, and I'll get up and
help you hunt for Philadelphia
Ledger.
FREE PRESCRIPTION.
Here's a free spring prescription
from a Georgia exchange:
Man with the gloomy liver,
Cease to deplore thy fate;
Get out toward the river
And go to digging bait!
Remember that your sigin'
Don't make the world roll right;
For every worm that wiggles
There's still a fish to bite!'
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-04-19

A household necessity-Dr. Thomas
Eclectric Oil. Heals burns, cuts, wounds
of all sorts: cures sore teroat, Group,
catarrh, asthma; never fails.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-04-19
NEW CURE FOR CANCER.

All surface cancers are now known
to be durable by Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. Jas. Walters, of Dufield, Va,
writes: 81 had a cancer on my lip for
years, that seemed incurable, till Buck
lens Arnica Salve healed il, and now il
is perfectly we'll. Guaranteed cure for
cuts and burns. % cents at Laurens
Drug Co. and Palmetto Drug Co.
35-4t.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-04-19
AN INSCRIPTION.

AN INSCRIPTION.
The following inscription was placed
over the hearth of an old Colonial house
on Long Island:
IF the b. putting:
IF the B mt put:
If any of u readers should be I'M
able to decipher this puzzle we will send
them the answer upon request.
eve L now fixed for the summer"
says The Whitsett Courier man, "hav-
ing signed notes with six book agents,
put up nine lightning rods, mortgaged
four mules, and taken an oath to make
cents straight" Constitution
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-04-19
U AND R FAT.

AMBIGUOUS. -" This custom of hav-
ing two telephones in the office has its
disadvantages, too" said the business
man. We've got u new Office boy,
and n of his duties is to answer the
telephone. The other day he heard the
bellring and coming to me, said: You're
wanted at the phone by a lady
(Which one9' l inquired, thinking
of the phones of course.
"'Please, SIR stammered the boy,
Ill think its your wife Port
land Express.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
To Prevent Roughness.

NEW HAVEN (Conn.), Oct. H.
Walter Camp, Yale's general athletic
adviser, tonight gave out a statement
in regard to the conference of the rep
resentatives of Yale, Harvard and
Princeton with President Roosevelt
Monday, which was held for the pur-
pose of considering reforms in the
game of football The statement was
made public after word had been re-
ceived from President Roosevelt and is
as follows:
..At meeting with the President of
the United States it was agreed that
we consider an honorable obligation ex-
lists to carry out In letter and in spirit
the rules of the game of football relat-
ing to roughness, holding and foul play,
and the active coaches of our universe
ties being present with us pledged
themselves to so regard it and to do
their utmost to carry out that obliga-
tion.
"Walter Camp, John E.. OwsleS, J.
w. Fine, A. R. Hillebrand, Edward II.
Nichols, Will T. Ried, Jr. -
These men represent Yale, Princeton
and Harvard.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20

Arrangements for the big cowboy
festival at Kapiolani Park tomorrow
afternoon have been completed and 1t
now remains only for the day and hour
to arrive when the fun will begin. A
surprise was sprung On the manage
ment yesterday when Sheriff Brown
announced that two members of the
police force who are past masters in
the art of roping would compete for
some of the handsome prizes that have
been hung up. The police department
will also furnish some material in the
broncho busting line.
Quite a contingent of cowboys is
coming up from honolulu ranch, the
announcement of liberal cash and 9TH
er premiums having aroused a great
deal of enthusiasm on all sides.
The Parker ranch horses arrived yes
terday morning from Hawaii and are
ready for the big event.
The judges chosen are Walter f.
Dillingham;, Robt. Atkinson and Robt.
Single. Alika Dowsett will act as
starter. Eben Low. who has the man
agement of the affair in hand, re-
ceived a telephone message from Ho-
nouliuli ranch to the effect that the
steers had been successfully trapped at
night while going to water and were
ready for shipment. The CRITTERS"
are about the widest specimens that
Hawaii can furnish and are calculated
to make the cowboys work. Mr.. Low
left Honolulu for HONOLULU ranch
last evening to superintend shipment
of the cattle to Honolulu which is no
easy task as they are very hard to
handle.
A strong pen has been constructed
in the race-track paddock for recep-
ton of the wild steers when they arrive
in town.
The old race-track grand stand has
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
THE COWBOY SHOW WILL
REALLY BE A HUMMER

| been thoroughly cleaned and put in or
der and is expected to welcome a crowd
that will be reminder of the palmy
days OF horse-racing. The grand stand
has been divided into two sections one
section for 90 cents a ticket, the 9TH
er at % cents. The 50-cent tickets are
now on sale at Wall, Nichols Co. and
should be procured in advance to avoid
waiting.
The cowboy tournament is the topic
of conversation everywhere about town
and crowd is expected that win
eclipse any other sporting event that
has happened for some time Very
/ liberal prizes have been donated by
the business men. One, a beautiful
hand-carved Mexican saddle, valued at
S65, given by Davies & Co., will cause
the keenest competition.
Entries for the event will be open
on the field but those to appear on
the program must be in before o'clock
this evening. A handsome prize will
be offered to the man Or boy who can
ride bucking pony, the rider not to
weigh over one hundred pounds.
Besides the roping and tying con-
tests, broncho busting, ETC., by the
cowboys. there will be a watermelon
race and an egg race by several local
polo players On their ponies. In the
former there will be a watermelon for
each contestant. The melons will be
placed in row and the riders must
race for them, pick up a melon and
carry 1t safely back to the starting
point. The attempts to race on an
English saddle with a cumbersome
melon will furnish no end of amuse-
ment to the spectators and will un-
doubtedly result in several smashed
fruits. The egg race is somewhat
similar except that the eggs will be
carried by the horsemen on a spoon
Fancy stunts in the line of picking
up handkerchiefs from rapidly moving
ponies will also be a feature.
Berger's band will be on hand early
to furnish appropriate music for the
occasion. Kapellmeister Berger will
open the entertainment with his new
Cowboy March,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
land The New Zealanders since their

land. The New Zealanders since their
arrival have played seven matches in
six counties. On Oct. they defeated
the Durham team, the champion
county team of England last season, by
a score of IS to 8. The combined
scores of the English teams in the seven
games has been only points, one goal
from the field and one try. The total
score of the Colonial players is 247.
Durham received try and this was
the first time an Englishman crossed
the New Zealands' back line. The visi-
tors are all big men. They play with
dash and vigor and completely over
whelm the Englishmen with the ingenu-.
ity of their methods. The home play
ers are now pinning their faith on the
Welsh team, which will meet the Colon
ial players November 1st, but there is
no reason to suppose the Welshmen will
succeed in stopping the victorious
sweep of the visitors.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
AT
THE FIGHT
Fair Sex Witness the
Britt Nelson
Pictures.

The fight pictures We're shown to
another good house at the Orpheum
last night, many ladies being present.
1t was plainly evident that the fight
pictures We're a novelty to the ladies.
In the more interesting moments when
of battle ebbed and flowed, some of
the more tinid hid their faces in the
folds of their handkerchiefs and look
ed askance at the pictures. The drawer
of the fair ones watched them care
fully, and their faces We're a study.
They We're interested in the pictures,
and the tense drawn muscles of their
faces gave evidence of the keen men
tai interest they took in the vivid
scenes. ooh, amt it a shame that that
nice looking young man (meaning
brute was the stif1ed comment of a
timid looking little body, who was
much interested in the pictures. IF
were Mr.. Britt I shouldn't fight another
was won by BIRTHS clean features and
boyish face; II would just leave the
ring this very minute she continued.
forgetting that the fight was fought
about two weeks previously and that
she was only looking at pictures in
stead of real fight.
The interest shown in the pictures by
the ladies is unusual. In each city that
the pictures have appeared in a good
ly sprinklfng of women have been no
ticeable among the audience, and they
seem to take much interest in the
fight.
Now and then, when the milling
grows stormy, many Of them hid their
faces, but they usually manage to see
most of the pictures, and many have
been known to see the pictures on two.
or three successive nights. Britt is a
favorite with the ladies. His regular
features and gentle manners appeal to
them, and most of the women shudder
when Jimmy is being pounded by the
stern and unrelenting Dane.
After last nights show, the defect
was discovered which has caused the
b1urring on the last two nights.
An Advertiser man attended a mid
night rehearsal after the machine had
been fixed and there was as much diff
ference between the pictures as then
shown and earlier in the evening as
there is between chalk and cheese.
Tonight there will be another ex-
hibition and everything will be in per-
feet running order
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
Batters and Style

when you see a batter changing
his style of batting every little while
checking the bat one day and swing
| ing the next. running up in the box
and standing far back behind the plate
look out for hin1-he is going to blow
Ip," says President Comiskey of the
White Sox.
When ball player finds the way
he can handle his bat with the great
est ease and the most success, let him
stick to that one style of stick work.
AS soon as he goes to changing, the
pitchers know he is gone, and he might
| as well quit, for he tells every one who
will come within sight of him that he
can't bat any more.
'One of the most striking cases of
this kind 1 ever knew was that of
Billy Clingman. There wasn't better
fielder in the country than he, and he
used to do fairly we'll with the stick
But finally he got to switching, hop
ing to improve his batting or keep it
up to his old standard. 1t wasn't any
time at all until it was known all over
the circuit that Clingman was all in,
So far as hitting the ball was concern
ed With little discretion he might
have stayed in the big league quite
while longer, just for his fielding,
making a bluff at hitting. But if you
herald the fact that you are all in
from the housetops, it won't take long
for the manager to flag you and rele-
gate you to the minors.
Some years back there was a craze
for left-hand batters, because a few
had been developed who had been es-
pecially successful in beating out hunts
and slow, choppy grounders to the in
field. Hanlon's Baltimore club was the
model along these lines. The result
was that every ball player in the
country Immediately began practic-
ing left-hand batting, tried to bunt
the ball and to chop it. It was more
or less of a fad. for it isn't every dia-
mond star that has the ability to shine
in that kind of work. Jennings, Keel
-, McGraw and some of those men
were there with the goods. The vast
majority of those who tried to switch
from right to left-hand batting and
from hitting the ball on the nose to
tapping it gently or chopping it down
found to their sorrow that such ball
playing was not for them.
1.-The minor Lacquer should know, be-
fore coming into the big organizations,
how he can handle the ash to the
greatest advantage. The wise manager
viii have taught him his qualification
in that line and developed him where
he showed strongest. The chances are,
even then, that. after coming into the
majors, he will have to switch to a
certain extent, for the pitching in the !
big leagues is different from the mi |
nors and consequently demands a lit |
tie different style of batting and posi- |
ion in standing at the plate. The bat |
Ter probab ly will shorten up trifie on !
MS bat, so as to get better control in |
following the curves of the pitcher, but
aside from that he ought to be well
developed before drawn from the mi
lors.
Let a batter learn his strongest
,tyle. both as to position at the plate
md in welding his bat. so that he will
De master of himself at all times, and
hen stick to it through thick AMI
hin"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
At Auction
SATURDAY, OCT. Z. 1905
AT u O'CLOCK NOON.

AT Z OCLOOh 1OO1<'
At the mauka or front enlfahee -,
the JUDICIARY BUILDlNG. we W.
sell by order of F. WUNDhNo si ~.
Eso ASSIGNEE for the creditors OF the
-wAiKIKI SEASIDE HOTEL LTD
the entire
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
Football Meeting.

The annual meeting of the Hawaiian
Association Football League was held
last night.
The following officers were elected
President, D. w. Anderson; vice
president, NJ. Simpson; secretary, A
A. Cation; treasurer. E. Fernandez
manager, ]. C. Anderson.
The Iolanis, Punahous, Males, Y. M
C. AS, and Diamond Heads have join
ed the league.
The captains and secretaries of the
above five clubs will form a league
committee, which. with the other ON
GERS, viii meet in a couple of weeks TO
arrange a schedule for the season.
Practice will commence at Makiki
next week and will be continued ev-
cry Monday, Wednesday and Thurs
day evening.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
Tests Patience

The Most Patient Honolulu Citizen
Must Show Annoyance at Times.
Nothing spoils a good disposition.
Nothing taxes a mans patience.
Like any itchineSs of the skin.
Itching Piles almost drive you crazy.
All day it makes you miserable,
All night it keeps you awake.
Itchi Itch! ItchI with no relief.
Just the same with Eczema.
Can hardly keep from scratching 1t.
| You would do so but you know It
| makes it worse.
| Such miseries are daily decreasing.
People are learning they can be cured.
Learning the merit of Doan's ONT
ment.
Plenty of proof that Doan's Oint-
I ment will cure Piles. Eczema or any
Itchiness of the skin.
Frank Leibly of 326 S. Main St,
Wilkesbarre Pa, u. s., says: 'It is
with much pleasure that i testify to
the merits of Doan's Ointment in cases
of itching piles. 1 suffered from that
tormenting affliction for the past year.
I tried nearly everything that was rec
commended to me and what / saw adj
vertised but could get no relief. FL
nally procured Doan's Ointment. After
few applications was much relieved,
and, continuing the treatment, I was
soon completely cured. / have felt
no signs of that intolerable itching
since, and it is four months ago since
used Doan's Ointment To say that
I was delighted is only half expressing
my enthusiasm. I recommend this
remedy whenever the opportunity is
presented You may publish my state
ment at any time and 1 can always be
found at 326 s. Main street, ano Will
vouch for the same"
Doan's Ointment for sale by all
Dealers price so cents. Mailed by The
HOLSTER Drug Co., agents for the Ha-
waiian Islands.
Remember the name DOAN'S, and
take no substitute.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
Sportlets.

The lima baseball nine arrived from
Maui yesterday.
The teams for Saturdays baseball
game will he as follows:
Mauis-P. Espinda, p; j. Espinda. c.;
Kanamu, h.; D. Espinda, 3D.; d. Keo-
no, 3D.; S. White, S.; w. Miner, If;
p. Kaaihue, CT; ]. King, IF.
H. A. Csc. Desha, p; B. Joy, c.;
P. Gleason, 1b.; G. Bruins, 3D.; En- Sue
3D.; H. Sheldon, IS; E. Fernandez, If;
]. Fernandez, cf.; ]. Aylett. IF.
"old Biz Terrier, the Myrtle's
handy man, died yesterday.
The Oakland ball team wants guar
antee of $4,000 before visiting Hawaii.
The feat of walking 1000 miles in 1000
hours was accomplished in England re-
Gently by James Buxton, Derbyshlre
footballer Buxton weighed LIST at the
beginning of the journey, and only lost
lib at it's conclusion.
The death is reported from England
of Mr.. tom" Beasley, one Of the best
cross-country horsemen the world mas
ever seen According to an English
exchange. Mr.. Beasley had his first
mount in the Grand National in 1877
and two years later he was second TO
The Iiberator on Shifnai, whilst in
1880 he won his first Grand National
on Empress. He followed up this sue
cess by a victory on Woodbrook in the
following season, whilst his third and
last triumph in this race was gained
on Frigate, in 1889. At his best tsays
the English writer) TON" Beasiey
probably never had a superior over
country, and the deeds of himself and
his two brothers will not be forgotten
so long as steeplechasing survives.
The ladies' singles commence on Mon
day. The following entries have been
made: Sorita Van Vliet, Mrs. F. e
Field. Miss J. Adams. Mrs. II. v Muir
ray, Mrs. S. G. Wilder.
The League Football League is at
puts and the Punahou and Kan teams
nave withdrawn from the league.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
Wonderful Swimming.

LONDON, Sept. 27.-B. B. hieran'
the Sydney champion swimmer, won
the 22o-yards open championship at
Hornsey (London) Baths yesterday, C.
E. Forsyth, of Hyde Seal Swimming
Club. Manchester, the holder, being
second. Kieran IS time was minutes
81 seconds.
The time. Pm. SIS, equals the Eng
lish professional record. The world 8
record is Pm. % 35s., put up by +. Z.
Y Lane and B. B. Kieran. Last year
the 22O-yards championship was won
bv G. E. Forsyth, in Pm. 81 4-5s.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20

'Is he a criminal or a corporation
lawyer" Both. He's criminal cor
poration lawyer."-Omaha News.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
Household Furniture
Fittings, Surf Boats,
Plants, Etc, Etc

belonging to the Seaside Hotel
Ltd. and situated in the premises
1xpovvr1 as the HAWAIIAN dOIEL
ANNEX at Waikiki, being the con-
tents of all the buildings excepting
the mauka Waikiki corner ouliolns)
upon the premises, consisting OF
Pianos.
Parlor Furniture.
Bedroom Furniture of Iron, Brass
Oak and Mahogany,
Redsteads, Dressers, Bureaus
Cheffoniers, Rockers. Tables,
BEDDING Towels, Bathing SUITS
Diningroom Furniture. Tables,
Linen. chinaware. Crockery, COOK
ing Utensils.
Oil Paintings, Rugs, Safe,
Folding Desk, Orna ments, Linoieum'
Lanai Chairs, Lawn Iron Cnairs'
Benches,
Surf Boats. Plants.
Etc, Etc.
The Furniture. ETC.. will be onereo
as a whole
Further particulars OF
r. WUNDENBERG. ESQ,
Assignee for Creditors of WAIKIKI sea-
side Hotel Ltd, or
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
FISHER, ABLES CO., LTD.

The above advertised sale IS post
poned TO Saturday. the 21st day o.
October, 1905, at the same hour ana
place.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20

WILL E. FISHER.
AUCTIONEER
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
CoIoniaIs VS. Brit0ns.

Rugby football players in England
are astonished at the remarkable series
of victories by visiting team of New
Zealand players over the crack organi-
cations of the north and south of Eng
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-20
CHAMBERLAIN COUGH REMEDY
CURES COLDS.

This remedy acts on natures plan.
allays the cough, relieves the lungs,
aids expectoration. opens the secret
ions, and aids nature in restoring the
system to a healthy condition. 1t IS
famous for it's cures over a large part
of the civilized world. For sale by
Benson, Smith & Co., Ltd, Agents for
Hawaii
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1905-01-04
WILL COUNT DENVER BALLOTS.
Court Orders Searching Investigation of
Alleged Election Frauds.

DENVER. Dec. 3O.--The supreme
court this morning granted the petit
ion Of Governor.elect Alva Adams,
democrat, for the opening of every
ballot box in the city and county of
Denver, that every ballot may be scru-
tinted. There are 234 precincts in all.
The republicans fought the motion
strenuously. The democrats claim the
ballot boxes were stuffed by republi.
can election crooks purposely with
democratic votes in order to have the
democratic precincts thrown out. If
all the votes of the city and county
are thrown out, Adams will still have
5000 plurality, but If the democratic
wards are thrown out and the republi.
a wards left in, as 1t is contem.
plated by republican leaders, Peabody
will have q plurality over Adams.
What effect If any, the courts &C.
ton will have upon the course of the
legislature in respect to c~anvassing
the vote for governor and determining
whether Peabody or Adams is entitled
to the seat, has not yet become appar.
ent. Chief Justice Gabbert particu-
larly stated, however, that the courts
investig alton which may be set on foot
by the general assembly.
Republicans as we'll as democrats
admit that the opening of all the Dem
e boxes complicates the political sit
uation in Colorado, but believe that it
means that there will be no trough
house, as predicted.
Warrants have been issued from the
supreme court for eight nor persons
in election contempt cases. 1t is un-
derstood that these arrests, when made
will bring at least three more con.
tempt cases before the supreme court.
The afidavits filed with the court up
on which the new cases will be brought
contain, in general, the same charges