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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03
A Little Knocking.

1t has been stated upon reliable
authority that the report that DIR.
Osler, who claims men foity year:
of age are no longer useful and
should be chloroformed at sixty
was personally acquainted with
Mayor Williams and Chief Hunt, is
myth, evidence to the contrary
notwithstanding.
Portland is said to be looking foi
real live man for mayor. In the
language of the slangist, do they
mean to insinuate the present ill
cumbent is a dead on"
Rumor hath il that the criminal
gentry in and near this vicinity in
sist that Portland 5 chief Of police
takes himself too seriously.
1t may rain in Portland quite a
few drops, but last season, If we re-
member correctly, the city moisten-
cd up some considerable from the
Bull Run pipes. In any event
when residents of the Peninsula de-
sired occasionally TO brighten up a
bit from the marks of daily toll,
they found il necessary to sit up
half the night and then chase the
dew drops from the lawn into thc
sprinkler. But the water ocmmis-
sion may think we should be thank
ful we have a sprinkler.
A delegation Of righteously indig-
nant citizens is suggested as a pos
tive necessity If Portland Peninsula
residents wish to drink water this
summer. Wait upon the commits
sion, and with "big stick" as
our Teddy would do, and even call
a special session il necessary.
Pound the fact into them that we're
a temperance district and must have
water.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03
UniversityPark

Occupies the eentral portion Of the
high plateau between the Willamette
and Columbia Rivers. II is central 10
four miles of deep waterfront where
docks, mills and factories are spring
ing up as II by magic. Il is the seat
OF the Columbia University. Such
educ stional institutions have. in other
places, built large cities. The PENN
sula Lumber Co, on University Park
waterfront. alone has a payroll of
$as,ooo per month. II you have only
little intelligence you know what
such a payroll means TO surrounding
property. University Park property is
advancing in value and must continue
to advance as long as the population
OF Portland. Oregon. increases. Uni-
versity Park has the far.famed Bull
Run water. Portland public schools.
electric street lights. building restrie-
tion, liquor restriction and is the cen
ter OF about 1000 population. 1, is
inside the city limits of Portland and
has street car communicate with all
the city for scent fare. Lots range
in price from $50 to $500. aceording
TO size and location. Terms. ons-tenth
cash. balance $500 per month withou,
interest II you are seeking q home
site or an investment il will pay you
to investigate University Park.
Francis |. MekennA. Sole Agent, Uni
vsrsity Park Station. Portland. Or.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03
WE TAKE OFF OUR HATS
And Congratulate the Peninsula on
the Beginning of the End.
tRy lna Wcbiotl


The men are grinning; the ladies
are smiling; the little girls jump the
rope with greater vim, aud the littl,
boys are playing marbles ior keeps
the doggics have a waggicr way "a
their expressive tails, and even the
cows are trying To give down more
milk, Aud what is all this about
Through serviccl
When the old-timcr was informed
that next Monday the big event
would he pulled off, he hastily pro-
ccclcd Ia have a tit, but was quick
~ revived when he learned the de
tails. of which We are not yet in
formed.
For months a select few of us
have Iumpcd from the from, plat.
form oi the flyer. while vet in the
limits ot North Alhina. in order to
obtain u quiet little strap with which
Ia keep ourselves up ON the mo
stop, and cndcavor Ia keep our
cons from under the swaying feet
at the ticket nan. For many
moons We have yearned for sufhcei.
eni space IN which to breathe aloud
a gentle request for a two-and-a-
hall transfer without a six bit
effort, and at last, at last. with
simple scratch of the pen IL is done
II were only the other day, in
one OF our more rational moods,
that Nc penned couple of columns
OF rot, sometimes called verse
by the uninitiated) which will of ne
oesSl,y be marked dead" hut we
gladly oonSlgn the same To the waste
basket, with one little exception
which We give under the caption of
why wai, Ill Monday" To he
sung TO the air of Twas Mr..
Dooley:"
Were not quite ready,
SO just he steady,
Cause we viii be when the
Robins nest some more:
l"s' sSSP Nout scat, Sit
Ride ON Your feet, sir
Or II YOU can't sit in seat,
SIT on the floor,
The residents of the Peninsula
have long been making preparations
for this momentous event For
those who have gwen this section
of Paradise fair trial. the penin-
snla Is The Only residence section
ot the city. Pure air, pure water.
the finest view hereabonts, and the
hest people in the county for neigh.
bors are only few OF the attrac-
,ions in this direetion, The people
had about exhausted their patience.
with the horSe-car service given
them. but nowl Well. lett
breathe easier. and hope for the hess
about Monday-no, not the best,
but as good as they can give MS at
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03
CARD OF THANKS.

To the Odd Fellows of University
Park and 81. Johns. and TO the many
kind friends and neighbors who
gave such efficient aid and smypa.
thy in our recent bereavement, We
feel under lasting obligation and
hereby offer our sincere gratitude.
mrs. q. q. BENSON AND CHILDREN
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03

the first jump. We won'tget what
we deserve, but are promised more
later on.
So we take our hats of to the
manager and wish him happy and
prosperous year, and many of them
and, we hope he'll do it again.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03

The model dairy farm at the
Lewis and Clark exposition in
which everything pertaining to sci
cntifc dairying methods, the result
of recent agricultural research, is to
bc shown, will prove of particular
interest to those interested in dairy
INC.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03
Deeds and Contracts.

The Review has printed and keeps
IN stock the latest and most perfect
forms of deeds aud contracts, which
may be- purchased nj the office at
prices less than is usually charged for
such blank forms.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-03-03
CHURCH NOTICES.

Sunday services at Holy Cross
Church. Portsmouth Station $50 \.
m. 1880 q. M. $50 o. ~. Everybody
welcome. Father Thlllman. {. ). C.,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Farm Loans.

The Farmers Bank of Milbank
has just made arrangement for
a large amount of money at low
err rates and more favorable
terms than heretofore obtained
for farm loans, aud no one having
a farm loan coming due and de-
sirlng to make a new loan should
make any arrangements un-
til he gets our terms and prices.
We close loans promptly. No
red tape or delays. All loans
made payable to the Farmers
bank at Milbank. We have ex-
perts to draw the papers, expert
attorneys to examine the titles,
aud can get your loan through
and get your money the same
day you apply. A word to the
wise is sufficient.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

aAC4IRICR. i
u,s.s.k q go siss Psness
roy, TAssS16t 'kvS., Dee.
]. J. Shaw'S most complete ex-
ample Of dramatic work, which
has met with catering success
for the past two seasons, in the
principal American cities, will
be the attraction ct the Miloank
opera house, on Thursday, Dec.
26th.
The story of the play and the
cumulative interest Of its pro.
gress and incidents, have for
their iuspirstion q woman's love
for her child, and her heroic
struggle to protect the object
upon which she has bestowed
her affection. The most touch
ing and memorable scene yet in.
troduced in q modern play,
opens the third act. In this, the
mother pleads to the father for
her child, casting aside all
thought of her future happiness,
in her anxiety for the honor of
her boy. Sacrificing her honor,
home, position in society. every
thing for her boy, a scene
which touches every woman's
heart, and every mans, as we'll
for what person, be it man or
woman does not remember a
mothers devotion.
Miss Vivian Sloane. the talent
ed young emotional actress will
|protray Stella Gordon, the moth
er, and will endear the character,
and it's absorbing love interest
with the charm of her graceful
personality and passionate fer
vor. Mr.. Willard Reid. for five
years leading man with "What
Happened to JONES' has been
engaged to play the part of Ralph
Gordon, the hayward father,
where love for money, makes
HIM forget his sense of duty.
The supporting company com.
posed of such startling actors
and actresses as Miss Marie
Young, Madge Carson, Mrs. J.
w. Carson, Edd Fun, S. T.
Leaning, James Leighton and
others, is all that can be desired.
Price of admission, 25c, 35c and
SOC. Tickets on sale at N. j.
Bleser's drug store.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
r.. or =.
Di:.r'e, sst.|s:iss e ,es

ADHXWOVs
Last Thursday evsning was .
red letter day for the local lodge
Knights Of Pythias. A special
team from Aberdeeu brought Z
score or more from that city,
and others from towns along the
line also came down. Among the
visitors to assist in the work
were the Grand Chancellor
John Wade, and the deputy
Grand Chancellor Walter Jacobs,
both of Aberdeen. At the con.
clusiOn of the degree work the
grand officers present gave some
pleasing talks on Pythiaism m,
and after wards all adjourned to
the St. Hubert where q fine ban
quet had been prepared by mine
host Fairchild, and for which the
latter received many compli.
ments from all present. Besides
Aberdeen there was q good
sprinkling of visiting knights
from Webster, Wilmot and Sisse-
ton, and a most enjoyable time
was had.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

El,en ". Martin OF South Dakota
introduced In the house = bill
vhich aims to give the government
ooutrol Of every corporation In the
Ubnntry which IL engaged In interstate
e-uuuHnerce, In fuel or food supplies.
Two years ago Representative Mar
- forced confederation Of his resolu-
- asking for On investiga tion OF
- STAIRS Of the beef industry. The
DuoOlution passed the house and the
bee1 inquiry was on.
This new meaeure Of the South d.
bO9e congressman provides that every
corporation, joint stock company or
other association engaged In inter-
ototo and foreign commerce In food
supplies shall first obtain from the
secretary OF commerce and labor q
franchise permitting It to conduct
No OvER-C APITALHING.
Before the company q be licensed,
& must prove that it is not over CAPT.
ta1ized and that it's capital represents
= fair valuation of it's rights and
properties, and it must be made plain
that the company is in no q . trust
that it is not It's intention to enter in
any combination or any conspiracy
Ia restraint of trade, and that there is
no thought OF attempting to monopO-
lixe the particular business in which
+ il to engage.
Fees for examination are to be
charged and q price Is set on the IL
eense. all money paid for the service
and the franchise to be put into . fund
Tor the promotion of the work Of the
bureau OF corporations Of the depart
Uont. Every year, or oftener, 1t the
department demand It, the corpora
ttOn IL to make = report sworn to by
- president, ito manager, its treasur-
O. and : majority Of It's board OF di-
yoctors, setting forth the properties.
he earnings, the profits, the dividends
md lastly, the business methods.
TO KEEP THEM IN CHECK.
II the corporation does not come to
time with It's report on the date set, It's
franchise 10 TO be suspended until 1t
oomplies with the rule. II il b proved
1Aat the corporation has violated the
law against monopoly or restraint OF
trade, it s~hallforfeit It's license, but on
! proper showing Of amended conduct
fAmay recover it's franchise. II, how
ever. IL offend q second time, IT shall
forever be barred from business.
The measure provides that the re-
eponsible officers Of any corporation OF
- kind specified in the title that shall
aG1o9npt 70 do business after July !,
1ooe,MWtthOut the proper authority, or
+ violation Of the provisions OF the
- shall b fined not ore than
C6yoOO or Imprisoned Tor : term not
euro1ed1no one year, D. suffer- both
ponalties O the discretion OF the
0Ourt.
II any corporation attempt % carry
a interstate commerce In food or fuel
Without : license. any goods It may
have Ii transit are to be seized and
oOnfscated by the government.
Such arc some Of the provisions OF
this measure introduced by Mr.. Mar.
ain9of soulful Dakota, and ct the bill
md the man behind It the republican
nembers Of congress ~ looking fair.
y aghsst.
Tho bill has gone TO the COMMITTEES
- Interstate and foreign commerce.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Handkerchief

Fancy neckties from so cents up,
muflers 65 cents to SO; handkerchiefs,
an elegant line, and all make very ap.
propriate Xmas presents. You will
find the largest assortment of Xmas
presents in the city at our store.
We call your attention to u line
of fancy s%uspenders. the kind you see
advertised under the various names,
such as the "AutomObile," ETC., with
name plate attached, and only 75c.
Many other kinds to select from at
various prices.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Here is where we outshine them d
in our clothing department. w
fit all--and give the best the}
is on the market in every article u
sell them. You will get the latest
the clothing line If you patronize j
& j.
We would call your attention
our mems plush lined fur trimml
kersey cloth o%vercOats at $25. Th{
are rare bargains at the price.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
ONLY 3 DAYS

Only q few days remain in which tod Oh
your Christmas shopping. Now is the time-7
don't wait until the last minute when the
pick Of the goods are gone and feel disap1
in not always finding just what vouI
want. I
Our shelves and counters are just ~eroaning|
under their heavy burden ofmerchandise--7l
you must surely call and examine them to ap7
say we have never in the history of business
in Milbank carried such a stock, it means al
good deal It means that we have in our
store the largest stock of general merchant
disc ever shown in the city or county.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Mems and Boys Hats
Mems Lampher and Mora hats arI
ton. Are guaranteed.

Here you will find the cream of TIL
shoe market. The best that mOnel
and experienced buyers can procurd
We buy shoes right and sell theI
to you right.
If you ueed anything at all in TIL
way of shoes, for the man, woman
boy OF girl. or baby, call and look owe
this line. You will certainly find
just what you want.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Ladies Furnishings

In this department you can alwaJ
find the cream of the market. oil
store is headquarters for these good
If you haven't found what v
wanted somewhere else you will iii
it here. That is what our custome
say anyway and they should know.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Dress Suit Cases

Here you will find the SWEETEST line
ever shown in the city feathers of
all kinds and with all kinds of silk,
linen and feathers ut prices ranging
from $l.25 to $l4. You should e
them.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Gents Clothing

W. have suits ranging in price
from SIS to 1915, the latter the same
you would pay the tailor $40 to $50
for and no better cloth or fit.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Fresh vegetables at Schafer
Bros. meat market.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
s.I'll Leave my Happy Home for
YOu.o

If you'll use the same
Coal that mother uses.
The coal that made
Rawson famous.
"Its hot stuff" Wood and
coal of all kinds on hand. Office
at the Big Wind Mill. Phone
No. 1872.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Odd and Fancy Vests

Odd and fancy vests is a line orl
which we pride ourselves. Call and
select one ofour swell patterns and Id
up-to-nOw in your dress.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Shirt Department

Shirts for all kinds and sizes Of
men and boys. This assortment was
never more complete. You will find
all the latest and most nobby patterns
at prices in many instances IS to so
per cent lower than you would pay in
the cities.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

-. ~, OCCCIuU0l 1Us 1SUCs
Board of county commissioners met
on the above date pursuant to adjourn.
ment, with all members present, and
proceeded with the business of the
county as follows:
The following bills for which war.
rants were drawn were audited and
approved:
IL Copyright. jauitor. salary for No
Gu. Pinckney. county auditor. salary
- for November, 1905 .......... 100 90
Geo; R Kelsey. deputy put auditor salary ca -
J. N. Stafford, deputy treasurer. salary
for November. 1905 ........".:.. 60 90
}. n England; county x treasurer salary ,.x ~
AS. Raberge, county superintendent.
salary fof November, 1905 .......... l4 90
W. 9. Nixon: register Of deed; ;.s salary
ust and September. 1906. ....... LAG 90
A. =. Raberge,, county superintendent,
Franz aaD'1 W. 1SdHlon deputy register 81 ~"
balance for september, 1906 49," 50 90
J. u ..a nss 10 ss:. so Of ss.s sss s.1es, .em,'. s,os 4s
J. N. Envlund, county treasurer remit.
lance to state Of school land account i4o4 10
j. N. Gnglund. county treasurer. remit.
lance to state insane ACCOUNT. 766 ~
Refund orders we're ordered drawn
for the following:
tax in Miibsnk. 90. 60 to James Wstson. 1901 a.
Enelund. county treasurer. ON lots Is: IL and II in
block - Of xilbank for 1904. same having been
81 20 to Miss Margaret l. Black, school poll for
1904. She not being liable for same: 4l.O0 to
Gee; CT. G; N': .':.;, ;sssol Hot q i :. a 1891, h s, n.T;ins
Christine L.. Anderson. personal property. in
Madison township for 1904 tax, error in collec-
ton. 81; 20 TO A.: D Jones. on personal proper
permanent school loan Of Frank and Eva Roebel
Vas extended for dve years. Application Of G
=, =. p, Back am 70. . i 9: e: q The ,. P *. (. e ; 8 :, !.a sSoS
3l-l9l - was approved.
The following bills YER audited
and allowed and warrants drawn for
Pred Gross. witness in state ~ Book -.
). n. iinlsiasd. county ;i::.uisi. OK:
). n: Issi;od, cou.s; treasurer. court :.
4. 5. R.SSs;::; county superintendent.
A.. 8. Rsbsrss. county sapsfintsadsni
voos@ pi Ssos %s nssess,i;;; % cosis hons. Is
Henry 3. .volkmas. witness in stase -
Alex Nongson. ST.. ............. B 10
= Il Ia lo e nos:, es e i.. ss:; from / :S sssas1
Wood Dr0e.. meschondieo - 3ail..... 10
Wood Bros. merchandise 70 poor farm. 81 20
I'd A. Murray. sheriff. boarding prison.
Geo. I: nix. services. on hoard oiia
d.. " .: ): Is,sn.ca. expert i::iineay
o. :: .. issssssn. coal 70 xndisw:
P. :. Hissia:. inspecting :i..1.. 10
z; y Higs,,n.; Inspecting snssp::. $50
". e. oo x;i.::i. Il. s.: isnisssioa Of y
echnabel building and cotton ..... s Is
Msyere = Sons. blacksmithing for coun-
Ed. (. Murray. :i:ria; three jury W.
nire and mileage lOl y
Ed. 4. Murray, sheriff fees .......:. 100 80
Ed. A. Murray. sheriff, attendance In
circutl court bW
G. .. 4c0oWoa, @eechan0ise Tor
court houee ~ q
John Erickeon, eouney commissioner.
per diem ard niloAgo 70
Julius penDeS, eoeney oommteet0neF
per diem end
:. n. Densdic4,. eoaosy eonmisetonef.
per diem and M0ooGe........ TO-
Board adtourned sine die.
. JCllCs TENNI1.
Chairman. |
Attest: q. II. IiscxxEr, /
Co6aty AulieoF.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Gents and Boys Glove%

Gloves-Kid or golf, in all the diff
ferent styles, grades and colors. 4
swell line.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

In this department you will find all
of the latest and best to be found on
the market. All the latest creations
in gents wearing apparel are bought
as fast as put on the market.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Fur Goods

Ladies Fur Boas-All styles, al
grades from 75c to $32. You md
see them to find out what bargai
they are at this money. We save VI
from Is to so per cent on all the
goods over agents prices.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
County TleasweT's Annual Report Of Licenses.
.OErrCE OF County TREAsrRER OF GRANT G

oTnoE OF CoUNrrT REMuRERo GAnTC oNTY. s%TH Dzkor. ,x
j. MxMrrnp cmy treasurer Mhe said county Of Gnntdo hereby report hat the pMnsh @a
A~rm nMe during the yn 1905 under the provisions fan net 6teh Legislature Of the state
Gas YEaMs 60 1sskas: I!ss% s. ..sp% :, d. s ssd sn business ss a aSs a sso@ .se fssn 81 .p PAID a s8g sS%s
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.
Omcial Proceedings OF the
Board OF County COmmis.
siOners Of Grant County. 8. ID.

Milbank, S. D., December l6, 1905.
Board of county commissioners met
on the above date pursuant to adjourn.
ment, with all members present, and
proceeded with the business of the
county as follows:
The following bills for which war.
rants were drawn were audited and
approved:
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-02-10
The Coming Minstrel Show.

The date of the minstrel show to
be given under the auspices of the
ladies of the New Oregon Cemetery
Association is set for March End, and
will be given in the Armory. The
ladies are also planning to hold q
dance and serve refreshments after
the Minstrel show. Rehearsals fol
the show are progressing finely.
The music for the first part is new
and catchy, the overture alone being
well worth hearing. The jokes are
fresh and spicy and fun-creating,
The olio will consist of some very
good speciality work, one number
being the famous sextette: "Tell Me
Pretty Ladies'--a burlesque on the
"Florodora" sextette as sung ir
Weber g. Fields Extravaganza.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-02-10
Poultry Association.

At the annual meeting Of the
American Poultry Association held
In Minneapolis Jan. 16, 1905, Mr.. Geo.
d. Holden was elected president fol
the ensuing year. This is the largest
poultry association in the United
States and they certainly speak well
of Mr.. Holden by electing him as
their president.
1t will be remembered by some that
Mr.. Holden was the gentlemanly
judge Of our local show here last
December, and we understand that
the Association is trying to get him
to act as judge for their next annual
show to be held some time the fore
part Of next winter.
Officers of the Howard County
Poultry Association were elected
Monday evening, Feb. 6, 1905, for the
ensuing year, as follows:
President-F. A. Huber.
Vice President-F. A. Crowell.
Secretary-Jno. M. Davis.
Treasurer-W. III. Tillson.
Executive Committee:-L. S.
st. John, A. N. Wentworth, M. J..
Macarthur, w. F. Scholz, Fred Sails
bury, @. D. Nichols and r. M. Thorn
son.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-02-10
Startling But True.

People the world over were Mortified
on learning OF the burning of Chica-
go theater in which nearly six hun
dred people lost their lives, yet more
than five times this number or over
5000 people died from pneumonia in
Chicago during the same year, with
scarcely passing notice. Every one
of these cases of pneumonia resulted
from cold and could have been pre-
vented by the timely use OF Chamber
lain s Cough Remedy. A great many
who had every reason to fear pneumo-
mia have warded of by the prompt
use OF this remedy. The following i:
an instance of this sort: 'sToo much
cannot be said in favor OF Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy, and especially
for colds and influenza. know witcur-
ed my daughter, Laura, of severe
cold, and believe saved her life when
she was threatened with pneumonia =
w. d. WILCOX, Logan, New York.
Sold by Shuttleworth Drug Co.