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The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

There is no show quite so good as
the one furnished by he man of forty
who hasn't had on skates for twenty
years when he puts them on to show
the boys how to do it.
Sure cures for rheumatism have n
thing in common. None of them will
work.
Don't ask a physician to heal him
self: he is III the business to be healed
by Others.
Some men are born rich. others have
money willed to them and others sin-
ply advertise their business.
The man who can successfully cope
with Il lady book agent is fairly Wei
equipped for the battle Of life
To the average man most any cigar
tastes good If you can make him be
lieve that il cost 10 cents.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
why fIc Admired It

IT love to sit for hours on a sheltered
beach. watching the ocean roll" ex'
Claimed the catered tramp m~eiitative-
;.
IL. dit not know you were so poet.
fcal." replied bis weary companion.
Its not poetry" declared the wan
derer: lit Is the pleasure in watching
that bound,css body of water and re-
membering that not one drop OF it is
ft TO drink"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

There bong IA The Austin Togu Fund
of said county 4 surplus u one taousauo
dollars. or more. walsh upon 40 estim
So Of receip'- giI uof ~ required Tor
occurring interest Si'hit the nexs ensu
~ yesr.
notice Is hereby gwen that there j,
sag thousand 1ei ars IN sad fond - be-
applied : TIE pnacn1s . outstanding
T1er Bunts { tf~ Town OF Justin
1ander Ceuuss. SIT q Nevada, erd
sealed proposals "a surrender ten = sad
bends e5i oe isrei.-d Ia tbe al-rk -
aid L ard b-f09- The CD daF Of March,
leU5. sAen the Boaad - County Com
usls ioners o. sal. County sfii meet aud
apcu said proposals and 10 tie exteat
II ssid enc fhousaa1 dollars aIl puF-
base the Bonds 50 Offering, giving tine
Dr-f-rru-s Ia Ia b.eses e. s...t. ar
70 r nifT saeh noneS Il the los,st
9rice. iffEonruoTep r Rcass 4. 2se the
"A 80 pre- The frs. hal L@rf the pre-
erreee. nut nc IFo2css xii De accept
= FER fnnra TIA the PRINCIPAL and N
terest then doe on ihe Bon1s Offering,
said bonds to be redeemed in order from
one 10 ten Inclusive. Interest on said
nsilus Stli SD n tsrs > day Of
eirnsr. 1915. Pafabis at tie ofice Of
the County Treasurer Of Lander County.
AeFHda.
; = DTon. Clerk.
Enfsrshe- busGae SIS a~pnsarinE Ia
sr1 @o14as4 aatl .'eEaas .rarch
e-s, l9 :.
Attest. !. r. DEoS.
Clerk.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Saving the Pennies.

s0ftentimes it is by practicing the
email economics we are prone 10 de-
spis4 that a man is landed high and
dry in the millionaire class. When you
see q man who reads the morning pa
fers by peering over his neighbours
shoulder. giving in exchange for tie
news of = the day a breath strongly
tainted with onions or whatever cheap
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Ons Problem Solved.

WHIST o. you think of the Filipino
women: Many Of them smoke cigars"
Great. Itsnust 50 simplify the mat
ter 6f buying Christmas presents"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
A M;xrc.

at is a shane the way his wife
treats him. for it is generally agreed
that he is Il perfect lady
Evidently she Is no gentleman or
she wouldn't do IL"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
! pron. Clerk.
CCLCNIST TICKETS.
SALE DATES.

Commencing March lst and con-
tiauin. daily until and including
May 18th. 1865, and commencing
p;euber 18th and continuing
: ily until and including October
LIT. 1865. coionisfs ticke 5 will be
on sale from eastern points and
direct intermediate from;
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
To Wh6rTY 1t Hay
Concern.
United states Land Office

Carson CITY. New Jan. IT, lNoH1
On December 18th. la2. I. J. Wilson made
selection No. gs1. under Act OF Congress
approved Jane Ith. 1897 go st. at Large PIP. 81,
36I Of the NEl4. e. of Skl4. and NV OF 81
OF Section 81, Township 81 North, Range ~
East. Mount DiGbio Meridian.
The purpose OF this notice is to ALLOW all per
sons claiming the selected land, or any par
thereof. under the mining avs or desiring 10
Show it to be mineral in character, an oppor-
tunity TO file objection TO the said selections
with the REGISTER and Receiver OF said land
office. and to establish their interest therein or
the mineral character thereof. This notice 10
be published for the period Of six t6l eonsecu-
tive weeks.
O. II. GAL Lp, Register.
d. II. HALL. Receiver.
Date OF first publication February ,, 1905.
The Central Sevedann is hereby designated
as Il newspaper 4 general circulation in the
vicinity OF the said selected land and published
nearest thereto; in which newspaper the said
II. Wilson is required 10 publish said notice.
o. II. GALLAP, Register.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Br;sht Enough.

He didn't know enough to 60 inside when
1t vas raining.
Blu that was not sufficient cause in Ms
case sor c~onpiairing t-s
Or feeling very bad. because this dull and
careless fellow
DID kndw erough when he was out &c
swipe a good umbrella.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Evidence Against Her.

did Charley kiss you at the gate
last night?"
I'm not telling"
HE didn't then. or yor would be-"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
ws-sntcd to Wo-z

Warranted to Wo-k
II wish | knew Of some way 10 beat
the railroad company"
Il can put ynu wise 70 a sure thing"
"Riding the rods?'
"No."
"IIitting n box carr"
"Surer than that"
"rut me next"
walk"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

h,,,t st~c.

Don't. shove The e2r-a Is not so small
But there is room enough for I'll.
But you mas shove IN inch q ~
If Some one VIII Keep showing VOC.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Is tary jus..for ladies'?
Sweets to fire sweet. they say.
Ert ycu can feed the iorrid me
Enough TO load a dTay.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Although she knows that she is pref
Nv. a girl likes to have others confirm
her in the opinion occasionally.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Narrow Escarc

Ever have appeniicitisT'
NO. The doctor thought I had once.
but he changed his mind as Soon as |
Showed hi1 my bank book"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Radium, which a short time ago was
going. to revolutionize the world, ap-
pears to have taken q back seat.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

When a girl calls a man down he is
apt to be hard of hearing IL he has
plenty of money.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Corresponding rates from other
points.
For further information cali Oh
Agent Southern Pacific Company
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Never pass r bad dollar except with
scorn.
Some people are so downright lucky
that if they are not at home when OPP
portunity knocks it breaks in at a
window and waits for them.
You notice that the flying machine
men always want to organize a conn.,
pany first and fly afterward.
One difference between literature and
hack writing is HAT there is generally
a market for the latter.
1t takes a diplomat to know more
than the boss and hold his job.
1t might shock the man who goes
about Dragging of his baby to know
the youngsters private opinion of its
father.
Having been barn with good taste,
some children are original because they
simply can't bear TO take after their
parents.
1t is sometimes hard for the custom
er TO decide just where fine feeling in
the expert salesman cease and bust
ness tact begins.
1t is a great shock 10 learn that the
hero in the play beats his wife in pri-
vate lie.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Any musician can read notes readily
IL they are bank notes.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Hufnor ane Philosophy
: By DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Some misguided people think that
the world cannot possibly get too much
Of Il popular song.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

A girl need
not take phys
ioai culture les
sons in order to
estrongenougb
to break hearts.
Disadvantage
about building
castles in Spain
is that Il man
never has any
trouble with the
unions or the
lumber trust.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

What d picnic tic Es.ce COIL have
with women if they were only mind
leaders.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

When the children are hoarSc do noi
tose yotT head AMI call Ia a hcFse doc
Tor.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

You notice that the flying machine
men always want to organize a conf
pany first and fly afterward.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Humor ouo Philos
By DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS

At times It is distressing enough for
a man to be between I woman and the
lcep blue sea.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Different Then

Whenever IL Is raining
Then it's a master stroke
To collar an umbrella
It's just L little joke.
But when some other fellow
Goes OF with your new stick
Yo- always fail to see the point.
And lis a meAely trick.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

,aSomc people would rot enjoy skating
n there were no danger signs.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

.-ss following table gives the arrival and
is9artCrn OF passenger trains at Baltic
Mountain
WEsTB1rND
ARRIVES DEPARTS
80. li, a. n. 5ai y. m.
Na.5 - l.. a. II. rs am,
EAsrbOuND
No. i.4t. a. m. a,ls, a, IN.
So.h 6;2h. D. m. 6,a7. .. N.
Tia Nevada Central Rnilror 4 leaves BATTLE
Aatrt1iH fgesdays and SATURDAYS AZ 10 A..
Il. returning " ednesaays aud sundays at II 30
w. T. oNlCN. Agent.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Never pass r bad dollar except with
scorn.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

One difference between literature and
hack writing is that there is generally
a market for the latter.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

Try this Office for Stationery.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Pull That Fails

The poor male leads a barren life
A heavy load he totes.
For. though he has a splendid pull
IL brings him in no oats.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Notice: 10 sgaCEoiDEEs TO SUR
sLsDEf suSTia Toas eDS

Office Of tie Cle-t ~ the roard Of
County commissioners II Lander o..
AUSTIN. Nevada. Feb. ssA. lss.,
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Forgot He Was Married.

Forgot He Was Married.
"He is the most absentminded man
on record"
what has lie done nowT'
Going through a tunnel he kissed his
wife"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
May Be Cussing.

II borrowing
Is s~orroying.
Tray what Is the sensation a~ttendine
Lend.Egs
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

ADVERTISE in these columns.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20

II takes a diplomat to know more
than the boss and hold his job.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
Great Booster.

You know that COW You sold him
for $50? 1t has just doubled in value"
Been run over by a train?''
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-04-20
One Big Catch.

Catch anything on your fishing
sip?"
only the train for home"
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-09-30
Part H. Loves severe Test.
tcopyrsht, lao6, BY J. n. Edson.,

B Scripture Authority AND Lahan said
unto Jacob, because thou art my brother,
snouldest thou therefore serve me for
naught? Tell me, what shall thy wages
pc! And Laban had two daughters; the
hams of the elder was Leah, and the name
oI tns younger was Rachel. Leah vas ten-
oef eyed; but Rachel was beautiful and
WeH-favored. And Jacob loved Rachel; and
SAID. will serve thee seven years for
Hacnel thy younger daughter. And Laban
laid II ts better that give her to thee.
tnan that should give her to another man: /:
aoide with me. And Jacob served seven
years for Rachel; and they seemed unto him
put few days. for the love he had to her.
Gen. 29:l5-c0.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-09-30
Fact About Carbon.

The suggestion has been offered that
carbon is transferred from the harden
ing to the cement state at much lower
temperature than Is generally supposed.
In proof Of the theory is cited the fact
that table knives gradually lose their
hardness II habitually washed in hot
water.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-09-30
Dont's for Young Mothers.

Don't do everything for the baby
that everybody recommends.
Don't dose 1t with soothing syrups.
Don't give peppermint tea for its
nerves.
Don't worry and fret yourself Ill,
then expect q good baby. :
Don't give tapioea, cornstarch, or
potatoes, since, without thorough
mastication, starchy viands are diff
cult to digest.
Don't fail to form, early In its little
life, habit Of regularity in nursing
from one to two hours is sufficiently
often during the first few months. H
you observe this rule there would be
no need Of the following:
Don't offer natures fount every time
the baby cries. a too full stomach is
doubtless the cause Of its pain.
Don't use the baby foods advertised,
unless recommended by those who
have proven their Llerlts, and even
then they might not agree with yonr
child. zs..
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-09-30

ACOB could not
sleep that night.
In truth he did not.
care to. 80 sweet
nd delightful
were his thoughts,
for they centered
about the girl
with whom he had
walked home that
evening and whose
tender assurances
that s b e ha d
missed him still
echoed and re-
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-09-30

Nothing Left But the Bark.
.He belongs to one Of our oldest FAM
lilies, but he Is consumptive. He
coughs drsadfully.' =
.'Yes; he says all he ever got from
the family tree was the bark. IN. r.
Times.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-09-30
PlIG.OI |
I! \! !! -. |. !! !

sS ~ l. Hs - 8S 35 \.
Y 1co II ~ lxteralein raised
t|!sllc blosl wsst apf public
oGls pfot sssional sorvices 70
NJ Csty Drug store. .
u Ms4 - -
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
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Walker Whiteside.

Walker Whiteside played David Gar rick Love" at the Jefferson theatre yes terday afternoon and last night to appre- eiatiye audiences. Mir Whiteside gave a finished and artistic interpretation of the role of David Garrick, although his con- ception of the part was somewhat diff ferent from the ideal created by stories of the great actors life. Mir. Whiteside makes Garrick a trifie too grave. He Is sincere, sympathetic and convincing, but more leVity, more sparkling humor more brilliant flashes of genius, more spright- liness and more vivaeity would make his acting very attractive indeed, How ever, he was pleasing in the character which he has chosen to portray, especial ly in the more impressive scenes, He was heartily eneored last night, and cur- tain talk was necessary to satisfy the audience.
 of support Mir, Whiteside had but lit tie. His company was rather indifferent as regards talent, although marked im- proVement was noted in the last act. The encounter between David Garriclt and Fe- lix Sparks was cleverly acted, Both MT. Whiteslde and MT Evart handled their swords well,
 The play is practically identical with that so familiar to theatregoers under the title of David Garrick."
 The staging of MT. Whiteside's play was beautiful and in excellent good taste, The scenery was perhaps the most pleasing to the eye that has been seen in roman tic drama in Birmingham this season.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
Circuit Court.

The damage suit of Yeddell and Mccall administrat-r vs the Tennessee Coal Iron and Railroad company is still on trial in the circuit court, Judge A. A Coleman presiding.
 J. F. Burchffeld files suit in this court against the Mayor and Aldermen of Bir- mingham asking for $500O as damages The plaintiff claims that the city caused certain lands belonging to him to become polluted. by the sewerage of the city be- ing turned into Valley creek
 Mrs Sarah L. Campbell, admlnistratrix of the estate of James l.. Campbell, de- ceased, files suit for $20,OO0 against the Kansas City, Memphis and Birmingham railroad. The plaintiff claims that the intestate met his death last July through the negligence of the railroad company s employees.
 The regular spring term of the circuit court which commenced on January 2 was completed yesterday The docket for the continuation of the spring term will be called Monday
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
At the 5iiou.

The benefit performance this afternoon at the Bijou theatre to aid the families of the miners killed at Virginia mines, promises to be largely attended. Mr. Edwards and his company will present The Sign of the Four" under the aus pices of the Commercial club Both the company and the employees of the theatre will donate their services free of charge It Is hoped to raise a large sum, as the entire receipts will be turned over to the Commercial club.
 The following ladies will be patronesses:
 Mrs. J. w. Bush Mrs. Sam Blake, Mrs. A. A. Coleman, Mrs. l.. G. Woodson, Mrs. E. T. Taliaferro. Mrs. Robert Jemson, Sr.. Mrs. F. Y. Anderson. Mrs. William Harding. Mrs. J. w. Stagg. Mrs. Rich ard Randolph, Mrs. A. B. Elford. Mrs. J. T. Graham. Mrs. Sterling Foster Mrs. J. B. Reed and others.
 The usual performance will be given to- night. A matinee tomorrow afternoon and a performance tomorrow night will close MT. Edwards very successful engage ment in Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
Mortgage Sale.

By virtue of the powers contained in a mortgage executed by w. J, Earnest and wife, on the 17th day of April 1902 which mortgage is recorded in the office of the Probate Judge of Jefferson county, in Vol, 304 page l29 default having been made in the payment of interest and of the debt secured thereby, the under signed will sell at public out-ary to the highest bidder for cash on Monday the 2Oth day of March, 1905 In front of the court house door of Jefferson county Alabama, at or near the nour of noon the following described land, conveyed by said mortgage:
 Lot No. 1 in block No, 2, according to the map made by commissioners appoint ed by city court of Jefferson county, Ala, which map is recorded in the office of the Probate Judge of said county, in Vol 3, page 75, except a triangle cut off the southeast corner of said let t=' Tennessee Coal, Iron and Railroad company right of way, which triangle being ten feet off the east side from southeast corner and eight feet off south side from southeast corner, being in or near tns town of Wylam in Jefferson county, Alabama.
 HARRY B. EDUCATION,
 w. R. HOUGHTON, Mortgagee.
 Attorney 2-24-fri-3t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
Notice of Application.

Estate of Louisa c. Evans-In the Pro- bate Court of Jefferson county, The undersigned Charles H, Colvin, as administrator of the estate of Louisa c. Evans, deceased, having this day filed an application in the Probate Court of Jefferson county, Alabama, for the sale of certain personal property belonging to said estate, for the purpose of distri- button among the distributes of said estate, hereby gives notice, in conformity to the order of said court, that said appli- cation has been set down for hearing, and will be heard on the 1lth day of March, 1905
 Witness my hand, this. the 18th day of February, 1905.
 CHARLES H. COLVIN,
 Administrator of said estate. 0-17
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
THE LEGAL RECORD.

first division of the city court of Bir- mngham yesterday discharged the juries for the week.
 In the second division of the city court, Judge Charles W. Ferguson presiding, the two suits of W. II. Johnson vs. the Kansas City, Memphis and Birmingham Railroad company, resulted in verdiets for the defendant.
 The suit of R. M. Jenkins vs. Pauline R. Harris was on trial in the second divi- sion. Suit is brought on an alleged ae- count, and after hearing the case Judge Ferguson took :. under advisement.
 No new cases were filed in this court yesterday.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
The Federal Court.

The case of James A. Smith, adminis- trator vs. the Southern Railway company is on trial in the federal court, Judge Harry Toulmin pressing Suit is brought for s20,OOo as damages for the death of Edgar w. Smith
 Today's docket:
 No. M7-W. H. Roan Ys. Alabama Con- sotidated Coal and from company.
 No. sls-P. NJ Brashervs Republic Iron and Steel company.
 No. S20-The United States vs I I. Lockwood. ct als.
 No. &3-Fannie Fowler vs. Central Iron and Coal company.
 No. S25-Beverly A. Fite vs Southern Railway company.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-24
ST. PETERSBURG ExULTs.
Glad to Know North Sea Decision
 Favors Russia.

St. Petersburg, February "A, a. m.- The intimation that the decision of the international commission on the Hull af- fair will be favorable to Russia is re- eeived with much quiet exultation in ad- miraity circles, and the St. Petersburg public, where 1t is felt to show the base lessness of the senseltss clamor' against Vice Admiral Rojestvensl.y.
 Naval officers always have maintained that there was another side to the ques- tion, as it was presented by the press of Great Britain. and believed Rojest- vensky was amply justified in taking all precautions for the safety of his feet especially in view of the warnings, the seriousness of which apparently was net realized elsewhere and were convinced that commission of impartial experts would take the same view. Hence the re- port is accepted without surprise. though 1t has not been announced officially.