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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
iS NOW CLEAR.

WE have oitcntimes wondered
why those kickcrs didn't accept
old Noah's invitation and go along
with him IN the ark when invited
We have now caught on to the fact
that they answered the Invitation
by saving, Go long with your old
ark : We aint afraid Of any show
~ We used Ia live IN Orcgonr
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26

Next week our schools will be
badly broken into by holidays.
Tuesday will be Memorial Day; no
school, Thursday will he fair"
day; no school. II is likely that
"Wednesday will Ike given to the
pupils, as they will hardly he in
shape To study.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
N. F. N o r E N
Real Estate

Lots In Arvidson's addition, North
81. Johns. overlooking the river,
high and sightly....................S "a,
Fine corner lot soxioo two blocks
from the center OF city g
Choicest corner lot on boulevard :. 4,
S'room house aud one s-room small
house, and one acre Of ground. In
~. Johns Heights. with fruit trees
and other improvements. ...... 1so
Lot soxIoo and small house over.
looking the river, high and sight.
iy; this Is a snap. ............ ly
New 7-room house. nicely finished,
high and slightly. close TO car line,
lot 7Sxioo. price ....,.,.,.....,, ITO
Fine s-room house, lot 7SxIoo. on
graded street, close In. well ln.
ished, fruit trees, lawn, good out.
buildings. a bargain.
S-room house. lot soxos. this house
Is new, up To date and Is 6ne
Sole agent for Title Guarantee 4 Tras
Go. Lots In Point View sold IS down
IS per month.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
A PIECE OF PEACE.

JAPANESE statesmen assert
that no ovcrturcs tor peace conccS
sions are desired by their country
men that this is not the time for
such work What the laps wish
II to knock Russia all 10 pieces
aud ,heu take peace.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
4 SURE SIGN.

WHEN one hears of strike
either direct or sympathetic-it may
be SGT down that times are good
One never hears OF strikes when
times are dull-when money is
ilght-when there's nothing doing.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
Washing and Ironing.

am prepared To do washing
ironing and housework OF any kind
Also have furnished room for rent
Fillmore street, third house from ST
Johns avenue.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
Wanted.

A nice, genteel lady to assist in
cooking. Must have experience,
Inquire Eastern Home, Saint Johns,
Oregon,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
Wanted.

Two or three girls to learn weav'
ing, Apply at Portland Wooler
Mills, 81, Johns.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
STRANGE YET TRUE.

PARADoNlCAI. as il may seem
SAINT Johns went wet and dry
IN the same day.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-05-26
Wanted.

Man to grade and fix up yard
Inquire AT this office.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
The Work Horse In Spring.

When first beginning to work the
horse after protracted period Of rest
1t is far better to use him carefully and
not exhaust his ambition. If a long
pull is necessary give him chance to
take breath occasionally. If he is
sweating profIsely raise the collar and
other places where he is likely to be
CALLED, and do not let there be "scald-
ed place under the harness anywhere
When standing cover well with blan-
kets, and do not allow horse to stand
where there is a draft of wind. Han
die carefully, clean thoroughly, feed ju-
diciously, and there will be but little
cause for c9nploint on account of lack
of ambition OF depreciation in value or
necessity Ior condition powders
Farm and Lin stock Journal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
British Military Genius,

New forts are being erected and
guns mounted at Singapore, and the
British authorities, with their usual
sagacity, are boldly advertising what
ought to be hidden. Both the forts and
the guns mounted on them are sur
mounted with immense palings, which
have been painted white. Thus every
position has been earmarked, as though
to give possible enemy every facility
to destroy the Notifications should oc-
casIon arise. At Alden the military
authorities have painted the railings
upon their forts scarlet, but the white
rails round the gun positions at Singa-
pore are even more striking and are
visible at sea for a distance Of fve
miles.-London Chronicle
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
The LOCOmOtiYe Must Go.

It was decidedly interesting though
one could hardly say startling pre-
dtction which Senator Depew made in
d speech the other night at dinner Of
the Transportation club in regard to
future Of electricity as a motive power.
within ten years." said Mr.. Depew,
''the steam locomotive Of today will be
seen in the museum for the inspection
Of the antiquarian, and we will be able
to proceed over the rails by means of
electricity at rate Of seventy-f
niles an hour" AS railroad official
Of large experience Senator Depew un-
doubtedly knows whereof he speaks.
The time set for the relegation Of the
steam engine to the antiquarian mu-
scum seems brief, but when we re-
member the progress made during the
last ten years In electrical propulsion
who shall say that the senator's proph-
ecy may not be literally fulfilled LES
lies Weekly.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
An EiitOr's . piniOn of the Royal
Gorge.

Edyth Tozier Weatherred, in de-
scrlbing rtcelt trip over the Denver
& Rio Gfande Railroad, says in "The
Exp sition":
cat last the goal of the ambition OF
years has been reached-marve!Uus
wonderful, grand and inspiring Royal
Gorge is on either hand. The only dis
appointing thing is you only have one
pair of eyes, while the train darts in and
out of the tremendous chasm. If any
who have never seen it are wondering
how it looks just 90 and see. Thous-
ands have tried to describe it, yet every
attempt falls short Of giving the subject
ustice."
Ii YOU cOnremp te a trIp East, wrie
w. G. McBliip, 12l Tnird street, Port
land. Ore, for booklets picturing Colo
ad = famous scenery, and any Uthe
Information yo" may desi'e
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
Choosing q Drag Saw.

In choosing saw hold it UP clear Of
everything with one hand and ring the
Blade with the other, says American
Cultivator. II will hum where your
knuckles hit it, according to the tenn
per and quality Of carbon in the blade
The longer it huns Or vibrates the bet
ter the quality of the steel. Then look
down the teeth from end to end and
see that the blade is straight and look
along on the dat Of both sides to see
that it is not "bumpy" is, hollow
in some places and full in others This
is a great drawback to a saw, as it
pulls hard through the full spots or
bumps, knocking against the cut ends
as it runs through the log. It is a
fault very hard to detect in a new
saw; in an old one very easy, as the
bumps show bright and polished from
knocking and the hollows dull from es-
Gaping the friction. See that the saw
is not too thick or it wastes too much
strength to saw with it,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
Pure E.LG Poultry.

The farmer who does not give the
same attention to his poultry that he
does to the otier live stock on his farm
IS away behind the times. The pro-
gressive farmer, while he may not have
purc bred poultry, has at least added
pure blood to his flock by the introduc-
tion Of pure bred males and has found
that it was good investment. Having
taken tire first step on the road Of
progress, it is only a matter of a short
and scripture stuff and keep only pure
bred stock. In fact, on many farms it
would he hard even now to find a mon
grel lfOwi.-Commercial Poultry.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
Laughter a DISEASE.
IN Actual Case OF Man who Began
Laughing from HIS Toes Upward


DO you laugh? Then you have been
2ttacled Ivy a disease, for laughter is a
disease. This has been proven by nu-
merous eases which have come under
the notice Of eminent neurologists.
They have declared even moderate
laughter a symptom of nervous hys-
tcria.
People have died of laughter. From
Austria comes q curious account of a
man suffering from a nervous disease
that manifested itself in paroxysms of
laughter. The patient was 80 years Of
age and had been subject for three years
to fits of laughter, which occurred at
first every two or three months, grad
ually increasing in frequency to dozen
or more a day. The attacks occurred
especially between nine o'clock in the
evening and 6 80 o'clock in the morning.
and in greatest frequency between five
and G:30 o'clock. In the intervals be-
tween the attacks, and Immediately be-
fore and afterW ward, the man was per
fectly well. The attacks commenced
from a tickling sensation arising from
the toes of the left foot The pat
would fall to tie ground, where he could
lie down. AT the height of the attack
the patient first smiled and then
laughed aloud without any apparent
cause for the excessive merriment. The
entire act occupied about two minutes.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
Greater Pittsbur1.

The consolidation of Pittsburg and
Allegheny will create a municipality
having population Of 451, ,512, accord
ing to the census of 1900. The consou-
dated city will rank next to Baltimore,
which in the census year had popula-
lation of 5O8,057. Greater PittsburR
will be the sixth in rank among Ameri-
can municipalities. The order in the
census year are New York, Chicago,
Philadelphia, st. Louis, Boston and
Baltimore.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
WATER THAT EXPLODED.
"A Bartender's Experience Under Fire of
Fusillade OF Seltzer.

A Bartenders Experience Under Fire of q
Fusillade of Seltzer.
do you know" said Billy Clark, of
the Grand hotel, to a Cincinnati Times
Star reporter, as a big seltzer bottle
fixed and two or three men on the out
side elevated a foot each on the railing
and looked on, "that these seltzer
water bottles will explode easily 2"
And the three men each put a foot down
on the floor and moved slightly away
sometimes just the temperature of the
hand will do it, the warm hand, placed
against it while bringing it from cold
room, or sometimes while lifting it one
will strike it against the counter and it
will explode and the metal top will be
driven with great force by the gas
One time, while at the Gibson, refused
to give man drink. He took it very
much to heart and went away vowing
he would get even with me. | had
turned about as he went out and had
my back to him. Suddenly there came
sound like pistol shot. | tried to
turn around and couldn't, and | was
sure the man had carried his threat
into effect and had shot me. Directly
following that explosion came another
and another, and there was rapid sue
cessiOn of explosions. Then | knew
the man had opened regular fusillade
on me, and yet was riveted to the spot.
L could not stir. | thought | had been
paralyzed by a bullet. Come to find out
one of these seltzer water bottles IN the
far end of the counter had exploded
and the concussion had started the
Others. until all had exploded hat were
on that shelf. And the man had gone
away and 1 never saw him again. But
L never will forget my experience OF
that night, when L was sure | had been
shot"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
State of Ohio, County OF Toledo
Lucas County. 80

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior
partner of the firm of F. ]. CT eney Co., doing
business in the city of Toledo, county and state
aforesaid, and that said firm Will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of catarrh that cannot be cured by
the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY,
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence this 9th day of December. A. ID. 1886.
[sEALl A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. send for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for Constipation.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
SHE WAS THRIFTY.
Ono Woman Made $4,000 with . Thrash
ing Machine.

A woman thrasher is novelty-that It
is, outside of the schoOlhouse or home.
And the one in question is genuine
thrasher of the golden grain of the
northwest, says Che MiHnc2 p0.i; Jour
nal. She came into one Of tie Ni1neap-
oils farm machinery hou4-4 ~ otAur
day to make her final "a. ,-,1,.t IN her
machine. This was startling and
marked her as a woman OF Jls. .Lll4s CO.
pacity; fer the man who makes q full
payment on thra sher this season is re-
garded as an exceptionally good man.
That the lady in question had business
head is further evidenced by the fact
that she succeeded in working" the
manager of the establishment for $3.50,
the amount of her fare home.
She innocently told him that to pay
her bill in full would take every cent
she had and she must take out enough
to get home. While the manager gen
tly demurred at receipting the bill in
full with this discount off, she ingen-
iously limited that it would cost more
than $3.50 to send a collector after the
balance, and he tumbled to the situa-
ton as gracefully as possible. Mrs.
Thrasher Tor perhaps it is Miss) said
that she had made 50 200 out of her ma
chine and had 1877 stacks of grain to
finish this winter, which she proposed
to do if the snow was hub deep. Consd-
ering the fact that many machines are
being taken back on mortgages this
year, no one can successfully maintain
that woman is not adapted to this new
field for woman's activity.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
PERIL IN THE HAND D=SHAKE.

Not long ago DR.. ! n. Hrsch, of Chicago,
4;aid: "Ths most delicate perfume upon the
hands is not a sign Of freedom from germs,
and the most refined are not free from dis
ease of lungs or throat, and the germs are
rapidly spread by touching the hand that
has handled the handkerchief of one aftilCt-
ed with a cold catarrh or consumption.
The breath one inhaleS from the lungs of
a1other may contain germs Of disease" You
will not only be able to resist the germs of
consumption, but many thousands of cases
have been known where persons who were
suffering from incipient phthisis, or the
early stages of consumption were absolutely
cured by DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery 1t maintains a persons nutrition
by enabling him to eat retain, digest and
assinilate food. 1t Overcomes the gastric
irritability and symptoms of indigestion,
and thus the person is saved from those
symptoms of fever, night -sweats, headache,
etc, which are so common.
An Alternative extract like DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, made of roots
and herbs, without the use of alcohol, will
assist the stomach in assirnilating or taking
up from the food such elements as are
required for the blood, will assist the liver
in throwing off the poisons i'll the system.
Do not permit some designing druggist
to insult your Intelligence by offering You
a remedy which he claims is Just as good
because he made it up himself or ten
chances to one you will get medicine
made up largely of alcohol which will
only weaken the system.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
is heartily recommended by every person
who has ever used it and it has stood the
test Of thirty-eight years Of approval from
people all over the United States.
FREE. DR.. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser is sent free on receipt of
stamps to pay expense of mailing only.
Send 2I one-cent stamps for the book in
bound volume. Address Dr. r. v. Pierce,
buffalo, N. Y.
Dr.. Pierce's Pellets cure biliousness.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18

Clean pens for pigs and clean bed
ding will do much to ward off lice and
disease.
A boar or SOW that is kept excessive
ly fat on corn alone will rarely give
satisfaction as breeder
The SOW that has nothing to recon-
mend her but a good pedigree should
be fattened and marketed as soon as
possible
Better bring in one or two young
sows at a time than to discard all of
the old sows at one time.
1t is a mistake to delay the regular
and liberal feeding of the growing pigs.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
When the Horse Runs Away.

When horse is running away 1t Is
then that the driver usually becomes
as scared as the horse and the runa-
way is not helped much. The driver
needs to keep his head at time like
this even though he should lose it at
other times. What the driver needs
to do is to pull vigorously on one line
and then on the other with such rapid
succession as to confuse the animal so
that his fear may be removed. A
known runaway horse should be driv
en- with care-Farm Visitor.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
A Creeping Death.

Blood poison oreeps up towards ID
heart, causing death. j. E. Stearns,
Belle Plaine, MINI, writes that friend
dreadtuly Injured bis hand, which
sae.led up Ike ll0od poisoning. Bucz-
lens Arnico s 4Iv: drew out the Ioisu,,
healed the would, TN! saved tis i''e.
Beet III the world for burns an4 a..ea.
55c al S,ocum DrugsCo. s drug store.
The editorial page of the Weekly Ore
sonian gives broad treatment to a wide
'anSe OF sub1ecA
recognized autnority-The Weekly
Cregonian,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
Dacilli Are Scarce In Egypt

A German physician has discovered
that the air of the Egyptian desert is
about as free from bacterial life as the
polar regions or the high seas. Tuber-
Gle bacilli are killed when exposed six
hours in the sunlight He considers
the desert especially suitable for rheu-
matics and patients suffering from
kidney diseases and tuberculosis.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
Umbrella5 Never Came Back.

Hes very improvident; spends his
money in the most foolish way"
"Is that so?
Yes; Why only the other day he spent
SO cents to advertise for an umbrella he
had lost t"-Philadelphia Ledger.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18
Spiked.

Got sore throat, eh? know lust
the thing to take for It,"
There is one thing have decided not
to take for it,
whats that?"
advice"
"Oh, hmm, looks some ike rain,
don't it?"-Houston Post.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18

A fourth rate cyclone tackled
MCPHERSON, Kan, doing consider
able damage, but injuring nobody.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-18

Heppner Gazette-Weekly Oregonian
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25
Florida Sleeper Via Frisco.

On November 10Th. and daily
thereafter. until the summer season
of 1906, the Frisco System. in oonnec-
tion with the Southern Railway. will
operate through Pullman Sleepers be-
tween Kansas City, Mo. and jackson,
Vile, Fla. These Sleeping cars will
be placed in service as part Of the
equipment of the popular "South
eastern Limited" scheduled 10 leave
Kansas City 6 80 p. m. A mcdernly
equipped train. electric lighted cafe
observation car. eto. the route OF
which carries the traveller through the
popnlous cities Of the Southeast.
Berth reservations may be made
through representatives of Frisco Sys.
tenn OF. connecting lines.
Passenger Traffic Department..
Saint Louis.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25
Where Are the Buttons7

For some few days past local has
appeared In The Tribune saking
Where Are the Buttons p and ssw hos
got the Buttons ?" the purpose Of this
was to call attention to the Great
Button Sale which will be Started
Saturday May, 27th and continue un-
til the lot ia closed cut by the Ram
say MoIuire Mercantile company.
This firm has purchased big job
of buttons and will put on sale 1850
dozen buttons each dozen sealed in a
package and in every tenth package
will be placed certificate for so
cents in trade. and In addition to this
certificates for 5000 decorated AZ.
piece dinner set. pair of ladies or
gents g. 80 shoes ladies or gents %. 90
hat. . girls or boys q. 80 pair OF
shoes. . pair of beautiful hand paint
ed vases and % pound sack Of Vel.
vet flour.
These packages Of buttons will be
sold for 10 cents each and will include
buttons worth up to e2.O0 dozen.
This will probably be the greatest sale
ever given in Florence by any firm.
The special premiums are on display
in the west window of the Big Store.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25
Vacation Rates Union Pacific.

To all Missouri river points. Kau-
sas City. st. Joseph. Omaha, etc.. and
intermediate points east thereof to
and including Memphis. st. Louis.
peoria. Chicago. Milwaukee. Duluth.
st. Paul and Minneapolis. May go.
90. June ., 4. g.. 8, II and IL and July
to 10 inclusive. at one fare plus $2 OO
for round tin. Final limit Oct. 81
j! O. Ferguson. Gen. Agt.. 84l. 18th
st., Denver. Colorado. tt
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25
Colonist Rates Via Rio Grande

NoAoniot NatSc VIA NAV SIduOC
From March LIST to May 10 and Sept.
10 to Dot. 8lst colonist rates will be In
effect to various points in Idaho, Mont
ana. Oregon. Warrington and Cali
fornia. See 0. T. Menzel. Agt.. fol
further particulars.
Special rates in effect March LIST tt
May Is and from Sept. 10 to OCT. 81
via d. and e. @. and connections.
Butte. Mont, go. 90; Portland
Oregon, t26. 90; Tacoma e26. 90; Sar
Francicso, t25. 90; Los, Angeles, e25. OK
and other low rates to various point,
In Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washing
ton asd California. Nberal stop owe,
privileges. See O. T. MenzeI. Agt
for farther particulars q
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25
ALI Salmon will construct a o

ALI Salmon will construct q one
story brick business block on the
ground now occupied BY the Denver
Bar building. The frame building
will be moved twenty Ave fleet south
on Union street while the new work
is In progress. A. r. Meyers has the
contract to move the building and
also for hauling the brick. The new
block will greatly improve the appear
anoe Of that corner. !.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25

The business men are giving the
new directory project their hearty
support aud II 10 an assured fact.
The solicitors are now out securing
the names and place of residence Of
the Florence population. After the
work 10 completed it will,be possibl 9
to secure fair estimate d, the popu-
lation of the town at the present time.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25

Mrs.O. r. Smith royalty entertain.
ed the Art Club yesterday afternoon.
the last meeting Of the season. the
CLUB having adjourned until fall.
Two visitors we're present. MN Gar
land Of Iowa. and Mrs. Thompson Of
Leadville. The afternoon was most
delightful one. The home was beau
tifully decorated for the occasion.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25

Mrs. A. P. Williams is entertain.
ing the Second division Of the Ladies
Of the Presbyterian church At dime
social this afternoon. Various kinds
Of games were played and refreshments
served.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25

. The Rocky Aouutain Fuel company
yesterday commenced exoavatinS for =
building TO be erected iat williams
burg near the OoeNn Wave coal mine.
in which it will open COMPANY store.
1t will be we'll stocked with merohan.
disc. ,
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25

Tho latest report from Water Super
intendent Steen who was administer.
ed severs beAtinR by A. p. vande.
veer yesterday morning y that he 10
resting easy. yandeveer was fined
% and oosts yesterday afternoon for
creating . disturbance.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25

placed on record this afternoon and
the consideration is given a. ~.
Three lots are included in the sale.
which was made through Fl. g. Our
rie. Mr.. Smith states that he bought
the property for investment purposes.
Pueblo Star journal.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-25

w. O. Parker has taken q string Of
race horses to Pueblo to try them out
on the race course SO they will be
accustomed to the track on the occa-
sion Of the races on the Fourth of
July. f,e-r.-.