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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
2asERvArIoNs aYnrHE .oYNIc

The truth generally has sting in
It's tail.
Flattery either makes frienSR Of
breaks them.
Some people drop out of a social SET
and others climb out.
No sane man ever forgets those
who owe him money.
You can't dodge the collector when
heres the devil to pay.
Trolley cars, as well as hats, may
pc blocked while you wait.
Silence may be golden. but money
often talks in silvery tones.
A maiden's blush doesn't always
symbolize the pink of propriety.
Dont De Iooled by the girl with
iseamy eyes. She is generally wide
awake.
1t is the hardest thing in the world
10 understand why other people are
not satisfied.
The average man saws IT'S hard tc
lose his friends; the good thing" says
it's impossible.
When adversity comes around ask
Ing where we live. some kind friend
is always ready to point the way, and
even to do the knocking.
This is an Illustration of English
as she is spoke: | once said to q
girl: "Will you not marry me?" And
she said: @Yes, 1 will not marry YOU
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
New Use for Whisky.

A butler, newly engaged, requested
his master to allow him some whisky.
There's nothing like it to clean the
windows" said he. However, few
minutes later his master chanced to
PASS through the room, and to his sur
prise found the glass empty. why,
James he asked. where's the whis-
KY" We'll, you see, sir" said James.
It's this way; drank the whisky and
then ! breathe on the glass"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
The Poets Request.

When l am busy writing don't both
er me with talk; ifyou are in a hurry.
go out and talk a walk. Don't rubber
oeS my shoulder and my subject try
TO note: don't try 70 make a mirror
Of my shiny Sunday coat; have no
time for gossip, for really need the
dough"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Among the curiosities recently pre-
sented to the Maritzburg museum in
South Africa is chain 20 feet c
inches long, carved from the trunk
Of a tree by "Knobnose" natives, a
tribe in the zoutspanberg district,
Transvaal. The chain is continuous,
requiring phenomenal patience and
skill In carving.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

A medical man who gave evidence
In a London chancery division case
testified as to the connection between
brain work and longevity in way
that charmed the lawyers and will
charm other brain workers. One.third
OF the laborers in rural districts, he is
reported as saying, die of brain soften
ing. and the average vegetative rural
laborer much earlier than the hard
thinking lawyer, simply because his
brain rusts from lack of exercise.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
.SCIATIC TORTURE
PAIN SUFFERED BY MR.. MARsTON
AS GREAT AS MORTAL CAN STAND.
For Six Months Ho Could Not Turn in
Bed-He Tells of a Remedy Which
Has Given Perfect Relief.

For Six Months Ho Could Not Turn In
Bed-He Tells OF a Remedy which
Han Given Perfect Relief.
The case Of Mr., Marston shows that
sciatica can becurd, and no one afflicted
by it should ALLOW himself to be dis
heartened. He was FIRST stricken about a
year ago, and for six months he suffered
pain which he thinks the most intense
that any man could possibly stand
Asked about the details Of his remark
able recovery, Mr.. Marstcn gave the fol-
towing account: II was attacked by q
numbness or dull feeling just back of my
right hip. didn't Rnow what the mat
ter was, but thought it was simply q
stiffness that would wear away in a
short time. 1t didn't, however, and
soon the pain became SO very bad that
every step was torture for me. When /
finally succeeded in getting home, it was
Just as much as could do to reach my
toom and get to bed.
"The doctor was sent for, and when he
had examined me hs said had sciatica.
He prescribed for me, and advised me not
to try to leave my bed. The advice was
unnecessary for couldn't get out Of
bed if / wanted to. 1t was impossible for
me to turn from one side to the other.
The moment attempted to move any
part of my body, the pain became SO ex-
nuciating that would have to lie per-
sectly motionless.
"I suffered this tortarefor sixmonths
without getting any relief. Then dis
charged the doctor, and on the advice Of
friend / bought a box Of Dr. Williams
Pink Pills and began to take them. three
at dose, three times day. was de-
termined to give them a thorough trial
1.-TWO months after I began to use
them was able to leave my bed and
walk about the house, and month later
was entirely cured and able to go about
my work as usual. think DR. Williams
Pink Pills are the best medicine ever
used, and heartily recommend them to
anyone who suffers from sciatica 1"
Mr.. Marston is prosperous farmer
and may be reached by mail addressed
10 Charles p. Marston, Hampton p. O.,
New Hampshire. DIR. Williams Pink
Pills have cured other painful nervous
disorders, such as neuralgia, partial par.
Rlysis and locomotor ataxia. They are
sold bv all druggists
Every woman feels she knows Just
how far to go In the matter Of assist
ing Nature with her face and figure.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
sEEDlNo IN PROGRESS IN WEST.
ERN CANADA.
Nlld Weather Is Bringing Thousands
Of Settlers.


Nlld Weather Is Bringing Thousands
Of Settlers.
The splendid yields OF wheat. oats
and barley produced by the farmers
of Western Canada and the excellent
prices received for the same, have
been the means of giving an increased
interest throughout the United States
AS result the inquiries made Of the
Agents Of the Canadian Government
have nearly conbied over those Of the
same period last year Railroad com
ranies are putting on increased car
rying capacity to meet the demand
made upon them for carrying pagsen-
gers and freight. Everything points
to a most prosperous year. There is
room for hundreds OF thousands ad-
fitional settlers. much new land hay-
Ing been opened up for settlement
this year.
1t Is quite interesting TO look
through the letters received from the
Americans who have settled in West
ern Canada during the past few years,
and considering the large number It
Is surprising how few there arc who
have not succeeded An extract from
letter written by Mr.. Geo. M. Girls
void OF Red Deer, Alta, formerly OF
dreyer, Montana, written on the End
OF January is as follows:
Il am located 1h miles from a
beautiful lake 20 miles long. where
there is church. school. stores,
creamery and two postofices. The
fne stock, both cattle (cows and
steers) horses, hogs and sheep arc
rolling fat. grazing In pasture to-day,
lust little snow. hardly enough for
coed sleighing, as we just had Chi
nook which has melted the roads and
laid bare the fields and pasture. There
IRE fine wheat, oats. barley and fax
raised here, also winter wheat and
timothy hay for export to British Co
lumbia. This is mixed farming
and dairy country This is the right
time to get foothold in the Canadian
West. as It was some years ago in the
United States. We are free from
wind gumbo and allSali here and have
fine, clear soft well and spring water
at a depth Of from to 25 feet, and
lots Of open evernowing springs"
Telegraphlc advices from Medicine
Hat say that seeding has commenced
At Medicine Hat. Lethbridge and other
points. At the former place the tenn.
perature moderated gradually until on
the 19th the maximum was as and tho
minimum 2e. Thermometer readings
since then have been as follows:
Goth, AZ and SS; 21st. 54 and "a; 22nd.
Sc and 80; 2Srd, 4S and 40: gath, 4S
and 20.
During the last few days IN Feb
ruary considerable ploughlng was
done near Lethbridge. P. A.. Pulley.
9 recent arrival from Montana.
ploughed and narrowed fifteen acres.
and f. Laliborty about the samo
amount. Rev. Coulter White has also
bern narrowing his farm. All report
the ground frost free and IN excellent
condition. Bricklaying has also begun
In town. at Hartney further east on
the 25sh February the sun was warm
and bright, wheeled carriages we're
Ia use and the plowed fields look as II
they are ready for the press drills
There Is every appearance that spring
has arrived but farmers do not wish
20 be deceived by appearances and
consequently have not commenced 70
Ase their blucstone and seed whnAA
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Phonograph Attached to Cradle.

A recent Barcelona law case re-
yealed the existence of a phonograph
cradle which sang lullabies to an in
fant inside. The rich manufacturer
who gave the order sued for the re-
turn of his money on the ground that
the phonograph went out of order and
seldom sang the desired tune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Some maidens fancies doubtless tu-r
10 thoughts OF love, but the majorit,
Of them, as well as humanity in gen
eral. have want TO lay down anr
stay down feeling Simmons Sarsa
perllla is the litter. 1t not only take
hold; 1t lifts up That way bacl
weary feeN~~ ""s'r' dream
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

this offer which is made to get you to
test Salzer's Warranted Vegetable Seeds.
They will send you their big plant and
seed catalog, together with enough seed
to grow
0oO fine, solid Cabbages,
1000 rich, juicy Iurnips,
1900 blanching, nutty Celery,
1900 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1000 splendid Onions,
1000 rare, luscious Radishes,
1000 gloriously brilliant Flowers,
ALL FOR BUT leo POSTAGE,
providing you will return this notice, and
if you will send them Zoe in postage, they
will add to the above a package of fa'
nous Berliner CauliAower. NV. n. VI
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Indian Matrlmonlal aAd., b

Babu matrimonial advertisement:
"Wanted--A match for an independ'
ent, beautiful young widower Of SG
years, of respectable and very rich
family. Possesses handsome amount
of thousands and numerous golden or
naments Of his previous wife. La
hore Tribune
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
vRsII q St. PatrIek,s MIlI.n

At Belfast Is still treasured the
bell Of st. Patrick's will" which
bears the fearsome name Clog an
cadhachta Phatraic," and has in.
scribed on It the dates 1901 and 1105,
and which thus cannot be less than
eight centuries old.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Majors Keen Comment.

Next time you're in the armory,"
said the captain Of Company G, proud
ly, take look at our room. We've
had 1t repainted and refurnished
throughout" II saw it," replied the
major "and really, sir. your room is
better than your company" Phi!a-
delphia Ledger.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
MA llcal Ancient Eilstorx

-four days after his birth Apollo
seized Tyre and ast0nished even
Zeus with his playing He has vog-
ner frayed clean to rags!" exclaimed
his mother, Cleto. proudly. Surely
So" answered Hera. He's doing rag
time!"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Two Executions.

They say that all the world loves
a lover said the rejected suitor as
he ate his dinner from the mantel-
piece. but there are generally two
exceptions to the rule--the girl you
want to be your wife and the man you
want to be your father-in-law."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Llfe's Stepping stones.

You think that an opportunity must
necessarily be something great and
unusual: but the fact is the stepping
stone to the place above you is in the
very thing you are doing, in the way
you do it; it does not matter what it
Success Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
EnnIIsh AccIdent Insurance.

For a trifing sum- cents for every
s500--the person who buys a railroad
ticket in England receives a ticket en-
titling his heirs to insurance money In
case he should be killed on the jour
ney. The other day workman In
sured his life for $4,000 in this way
and his widow received the money
Now there is great rush for rIch in
surance
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Buy on Credit in chIna.

Foreigners in China buy nearly
everything on credit. giving signed
'chits" for every purchase, the reason
being their unwillingness to load
themselves down with silver or native
coin. while paper money fuctuates toe
much.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Pawn Tickets Paper Walls.

man in a London suburb has GOV.
cred the walls OF one Of his rooms
with pawntickets. 1t is a somewhat
expensive hobby. Each ticket has
been procured by the man himself in
legitimate manner. but the articles
pledged are, OF course. only of small
value.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Prefers Calves to butter.

A Kensington. N. r., farmer lays
the following down as a hard and fast
rule; Il raise no less than twelve
calves year and would do 1t II there
wasn't a pound OF butter in the house
from one years end to another"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Greatest Things Are the Simplest

Oreatest Things Are the Simplest.
The trouble with us is, that we look
too high and too far away for our
chances. We forget that the great
est things are the simplest. In hunt
ing for roses, we trample the laisies
under our feet, We are blind to the
chances and blessings near us be-
cause we are looking SO far away for
T. a. Everything depends upon the
power Of the mind to see opportuni-
ties. 1t Is the eye that can see the
chance, the pluck and determination
TO lay hold of 1t and wiring from It
every possibility that we lack. rather
than the chance ito make good
Orlson SWEET Marden in Success
MAGAZINE.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

When the Editor read 10000 plants for
Ice, he could hardly believe it, but upon
second reading finds that the John A..
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse. Wis, than
whom there are no more reliable and ex-
tensive seed growers in the world, makes
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

A man is supposed to be happy
when he whistles, but when he whis-
ties at sight of his wifs's milliner's bill
WELL that's qs.Ite another matter
Chicago Nesgs.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
RreakahIe Coins.

Until the reign Of Edward !. Of Eng
land pennies were struck with cross
so deeply indented that 1t might bt
easily parted into two for halfpence
and into four for farthings.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Thaekerax,s ReautlfuI Idea.

Thackeray's idea Of motherhood
was as pretty and acceptable as any.
mother ia the name Of God on the
lips Of little children" he said.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Seven million q, 900, ,OO0) Lewis 'Single
Binder straight &c cigar now sold annu-
ally. Made of extra quality tobacco. Many
who formerly smoked 10c cigars are now
smoking Lewis Single Binder. Lewis
Factory, Peoria, III.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Much valuable information free about
band instruments; write for the new cata-
logue to-day. JENKINS MUSIC HOUSE,
KANSAS CITY, MO.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Mean Old Bachelor Analn.

It was an old bachelor who said that
It was futile to discuss the question
whether a genius would make good
husband. No real genius, he said,
would ever marry.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

The sweet maiden said In a minute
IN give you a kiss if you winute."
And he won the kiss,
AS was planned by the miss,
But he was too shy to beginute
Fort Worth Record.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

a swees little maiden named Mamie
once started TO say. Now lamie--"
But she slept tight and fast
Ere she got to the last:
But her wee prayer was heard s.,st the
samie.
Fort Worth Record.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

On his wedding tour man kisses
his bride every time the train enters a
tunnel. In after years he takes a
drink.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
New Machinery.

we have edited the Mineral Bell
Gazette for forty weeks without pail
TO scissors. We have to-day added
this piece of machinery to our well
equipped plant.-Mineral Belt Gazette
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality Of Defiance Starch makes II
next to impossible to sell any other
brand.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

To have him honest, present to hin
r yourself living example Of hon
esty. The chief part of child's
Knowledge comes through observation
Acts mean more to him than speech
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

XHrANTED.--For the D. s. Army, nble-bodied
w unmarried men, between ages Of 2l and
e5 citizens Of United States, Of good character
and temperate habits, who can speak. read and
write English. For information apply to Re
eruiting Officer. Postoi1lce building, Oklahoma
City, Okla. or Tulsa, Ind. Ter. Enid Shaw
nee or Guthrie. Okla
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
RussIala Export profIts.

More than half Of Russia's profits
from exports, come from the sale OF
grain.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
Insurance On ships.

The ships of the world are insured
Tor total Of a950.ooo.O00.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Prove to him by your life that 9
good name is to be chosen before
great riches.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Prescribe healthful amusements
and so far as you can, take part ii
them
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Applicants not ready to enter under
this offer may take lessons BY MAIL
FREE until they can enroll for personal
instruction which would save cost OF
board, etc.
The above Company conducts chain
of twenty (2o) Colleges in THIRTEEN
STATES. Largest corporation of the
kind in the world; $4,000 Capital.
Seventeen Bankers on Board OF Direc-
tors If interested CLIP and SEND
this notice, and you will receive Cata-
logue and full particulars.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Poverty in English Metropolis.
One out of every four persons who
die in London dies "on rublic charity
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

1t may be true dat de Gospe
fotched sword into de worl', but
wen thinks bout. de wickednesi
roun' us, de pity is 1t didn't fetcl
one er desc guns what th-ows a IL
inch shell.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Teach him that riches are not to be
despised, but should never be got by
doing harm to othess; that when ac.
orired should be treated as a trust.
not as a Philadelphia Er.
Quirer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Every woman feels she knows Just
how far to go In the matter OF assist
ing Nature With her face and figure.
The kiss Of love fingers long in the
memory of women.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

Oars 'nuff joy in dis worr ter set d,
stars a-dancin'; an l reckon de,
would dance-ef dey didn't have
idee dat sich high capers would shocl
de angels.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

After a powerful long experience
Solomon, loolin' over his whole life
said de whole business wuz wanit
ar wexation er sperrit. But | reckon
dat wuz kaze dey warn't no divorc,
courts in his day an time.-Atlantt
Constitution.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
THE VALUE or EXAMPLE.

To have your child truthful, b,
truthful
To have him temperate, be temper
ate in all things.
To have him kind to others, b,
yourself kind to others.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

For You If You Clip and sond this Notice

Five young men or women from each
County may take, a course in Draughon' s
Business College, Oklahoma City, Mus.
kogee, Kansas City, Fort Scott, Fort
Worth and elsewhere. and give agree.
ment to pay tuition out of salary after
course is completed and good position.
which the College will guarantee, is
secured. If not secured no tuition to be
nn ii
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05
BROTHER DlckEY's SAYINGS.

Fer all de singin' er de saints il
dis worl, mighty few er dem want
ter swap real estate wild heaven.
Rent day comes roun' so frequen
ter de po' man, it's no wonder h,
cast a wislfful eye to dem mansions
in de sky!
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

He made life grind, out Of which
he got neither pleasure, profit nor in
struction.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

This is an Illustration of English
as she is spoke: once said to o
girl: "Will you not marry me?p And
she said: Yes, twill not marry YOU
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

He never learned to lubricate his
life's machinery with laughter ant
good cheer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-04-05

When adversity comes around ask
ing where we live. some kind friend
Is always ready to point the way, and
even to do the knocking.