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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-17


There mus, BIO ~ much OF poetry NV
II arithmetic IN on expression ot re-
lgious faith, IN fact extreme llle'hl
ness, with tho consequent omphosM Oh
cXternals has been productive OF holosF,
II was false emphasis ana badly lllorhl
interpretations Of the doctrine OF tno
Trinity which woro largely responsible
for the Unitarian hor0sy IN TINS conn'
try The desire 10 emphasize the DIVINE
10y Of Jesus has led at moro than QUO
period 10 the ignoring OF llls humanity,
and u narrow lIlenlness IN tho very
conception OF hls nature Emphhws
has been placed on the external IN tho
Roman Catholic church to-day ns con,
sequence OF this narrow lltonlnrss unl
emphasis OF The eSlorhol, the doctrine
of the Immaculate Conception of me
Virgin has become supposed corollaly
NJ the Virgin birth Of Christ lllnsolf,
Tho Virgin ana palutq take the place
of Christ IN mediation N the EFFORT
"a oSproW ana emphasize the dlNlnlH
Of Jesus the humanity has been lost
sight oG The necessary result " n re-
action, ana on emphasis ON the hu'
PANTY which forgtts the divinity imt
" tho ono ia horosy, the other IL false
doctrine.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25
PERSONAL MENTION.

III. Jepson OF vesper Is In the city.
s. wylle OF Nasal was in the city
yesterday.
N. d. Balm OF Seaside was I'm the
city yesterday.
Victor Bergman of Seaside was ir
the city yesterday.
Howell Lewis of Fern Hill was IN
the city yesterday.
Mrs. Hiram Gray Of Warrenton was
In the city yesterday.
Harrison Hamblet of Portland is In
the city on business.
Mrs. Chas. Jordan of Cathlamet was
in the city yesterday.
Mrs. n. Newell of Skamokawa was
in the city yesterday.
MRS. James Kindred of Warrenton
was In the city yesterday.
c. H. wentworth of Portland is reg
istered at the Occident.
C. r. Morse has returned from a
DuSlneSS AIAP W Va tANhN
Ernest Bryant of Enfaula. Wash.'
is visiting friends in Astoria.
A. Houchen of Cathlamet was In
the city yesterday on business,
C. w. Carnahan of Clatsop was In
the city yesterday on business.
f, p. Kendall of Portland arrived in
the city yesterday on business.
Charles James of The Dalles was in
the city yesterday on business.
Mrs. Sarah Ross has returned from
a business trip to San Francisco.
Mrs. Capt. Burlholder returned yes
terday from a visit with friends III
Cathlamet,
Edw. c. Judd. a prominent merchant
of Seaside, was in the city yesterday
on business.
State Senator Sig. Sichel was in
the city yesterday interviewing his
many friends.
N. p. Sorensen, who has been in the
city the past few days, returned home
last evening.
DR.. H. L. Henderson returned yes
terday morning from professional
visit to Altoona.
JAS. e. Ferguson of Sand Point
Mont, Is in the city, the guest of Mr..
and Mrs. A. b. Dalgity.
Captain Louis Hanufe of the sub
marine boat Lonchman is in the city
to engage crew for this season.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

An effort win be made 10 plant ori-
entail oysters at Toke Point this spring.
A large shipment Is expected on the
German steamer Numanttic, which IL
due to arrive Monday. The oysters
are said 10 be OF very superior quail
ity and the object In planting them is
an experiment TO see II they Will
thrive.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The circuit court was In session
yesterday for n short time but no
business OF importance was transact
ed. The case OF John Halloran VS.
Catherine Halloran and Rosina Lemon
vs. John Lemon. suits for divorce. were
referred to C. Il. Runyon to take toe
testimony. In the suit OF John Lewis
w. q. w. Lounsburry. a judgment and
default was entered.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Mr.. Copeland and associates, who
purchased the property on Commercial
street some time ago are having plans
prepared for three-storE building
which they propose to erect upon Il,
The building will be entirely Of con-
crete and win be modern in every de-
tall Work, however. on the building
win not be commenced until about the
first of August and will be completed
this fall. Mr.. Copeland believes AS
toria has bright future before II
and the building to be erected will be
commensurate with the growing needs
of the city.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The street eur company has ordere:
two summer cars TO be put on the sys
tenn during the summer months This
VIII give the company adequate ac-
commodations for the ssummer visit.
ors. The cars are the latest and most
approved pattern.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Adam webber, an old resident OF
Brookfeld and who was for long
time IN the employ OF J. q. Megler
was found dead In front OF his resi-
dence yesterday morning. He had EVIL
IDENTITY fallen from porch to the
ground and broken his neck. The fu-
neral viii be held today.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Families desiring either Colonial
or Shoalwater hay oysters can always
secure them fresh at the Imperial
oyster house. which makes speciality
OF supplying families or parties
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Mrs. Warren e. Thomas OF Portland
who Is being entertained by Mrs Sam
Maddox, will give little talk on the
"Parslfal" before the Astoria Women's
Club at their meeting this afternoon
at odd Fellows hall, The subject is
a most entertaining, instructive and
interesting one and large attendance
OF members Is looked for.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Auditor 0iof Anderson IN getting
along nicely and improving rapidly
He was zip and around the house yes-
terday. but II win be several days be-
fore he will be able to resume his du-
ties,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

A good quality Of coal is the most
satisfactory and economical fuel you
can use. Poor coal. like poor wood. Is
only an aggravation. High grade coal
Is far cheaper than any other fuel FL
more & Co. sell only the best and de-
liver II in any part Of the city. in sacks
or Jumps. Ring Up phone 1851.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Dry. eole-Physicians state that
many ailments are traceable 10 wet
feet, Especially Is this 50 In a large
percentage OF female cases. 25 cents
n bottle. Peterson 4 Brown.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Probably no store In Astoria Ia
building up such a big business In the
dry goods line as Foard q Stoaes. They
carry a full and complete line and as
good goods az can be found in any
store In the state, and are doing vir-
tually the bulk Of the dry goods busi-
ness In Astoria. They have some In
ducements to offer every day and the
ladies are taking advantage Of tM
many bargains offered.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Joseph Gruber. an old resident OF
Astoria died at his residence on East
Astor street early yesterday morning
from a complication OF diseases, His
funeral VIII be held tomorrow after
noon and the interment will be in the
Lewis and Clark cemetery. He was
born In Austria "a years ago and has
lived In Astoria number Of years
He was an inventive genius and sew.
eral times applied for a patent for a
perpetual motion machine, but 1t was
never granted.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

william osterman was arraIgned In
the circuit court yesterday Afternoon
on a charge OF larceny from dwell
ing. committed at Seaside He en-
tered a plea OF not guilty and his trial
was set for next Tuesday.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The taxes are continuing TO come
In very fast and Deputy Watson Bind
er IL kept busy issuing receipts. The
FIayeI estate paid their taxes yester-
day, amounting TO about 5000. This
VIII bring the total collections up "a
date 10 about 10000.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Delicious beverages including Tom
and Jerry, can always be obtained at
tho Grotto. This Is why the Grotto
II such favoritc resort with the peo.
pie Of Astoria.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

r. NJ. CASTOR. at his stable, No. i0b
Fourteenth street offers for sale q
Lands harness machine. one Smith
Premier type writer, one 10 horse
power motar and starter box and 500
good sacks. VIII be sold cheap.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

More white Pine cough syrup has
been sold In Astoria this winter than
any other kind. because II gives In
stant relief. The Owl and Eagle drug
store are sole agents for all the best
goods.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The regular monthly meeting Of the
teachers will take place this morning
at $3.50 o'clock at the high school The
subject for discussion will be Lewis
and Clark Exhibit" q
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Dry. Sole One bottle OF dry-soie IL
sufficient 20 make waterproof several
pairs OF shoes and aid considerably
TO their life and ussp'pess. Sold by
Peterson q Brown.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

H. NJ. CASTOR carries Il full ana
complete line of wagons. buggies
plows. harrows and all kinds OF farm
tools and machinery at io5 Fourteenth
street. Astoria. ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The sewing school for girls reces.
ly organized in connection with the
First Lutheran church Of Upper AS
toria has very large membership
about 40 belonging. The society will
meet Saturday afternoon at . o'clock
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The finest line of Gipson tea pots
there are being displayed in the show
windows of A. v. Allen are imported
direct from England. These goods
are the latest thing out, and show all
the styles and sizes in this popular
ware.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

We stand back Of everything we sell.
Youli find our goods wholesome
strictly pure and clean. and you'll and
our prices low. You'll always buy
here II you once make the start.
ASTORIA GROCERY.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Your grandmother's coffee was good
coffee. II was grown. carefully select
ell vita core. roasted p4"f.ctly, sold
pure. Our Golden Gate Mecca and
Java has the goodness and purity used
by your grandparents. y trial win
convince you. Scli at
ASTORIA GROCERY.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Governor Chamberlain has vetoed
the bill providing for the confsca.
tion Of geer for violation Of the fish,
ing laws. This takes away from the
master fish warden about the only op-
rortunity he has OF enforcing the laws
All there IL now left OF the fishing laws
are the enactlng clause anl the emerg-
ency clause.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The junk man on Tenth street IL
throwing his goods away at any old
price for the next three days.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

James =. Balm aud MIss Hattie r.
Payne were issued marriage license
yesterday.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The business OF the Ilwaco saw mIll
II increasing and new machinery viii
be added 10 the plant.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Try can OF shelling's best Spices.
every can guaranteed. Your money
back II II don't suit.
ASTORIA GROCERY.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Courteous treatment, an abundance
Of amusement, together with line of
all popular brands of liquid refresh
ments, has made the LaTosca a popu-
lar resort.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

1906 fower seeds now on display ai
Astoria Grocery, Come early and get
your pick.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Bids were opened yesterday after
noon at o'clock for the improvement
of Franklin avenue from the Clatsop
mill to the Adair line. Eight bids
were opened as follows: Fredrickson
Bros, $10,915; q, Gustafson, $11,S12;
Sig, venter. slOS66; Wilson Bros.
$lO,590; L. Haagman, $11,23S: Dill &
Young, $1O,2sO5s; Birch & Jacobson
s1O,42s; ]. A. Fasteband, $1O,5OS, The
committee is endeavoring to segregate
the bids so as to let the blocks sepa-
rately, but 1t Is doubtful if the con-
tractors will accede to this. as it is
impossible to improve street in this
manner where 1t Is situated over the
water.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Sakria LaAailn. native OF Finland
was granted first citizenship papers
yesterday by County Clerk Clinton.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

n A communication from J, q, A,
: Bowlby viii appear n tamorrows Is.
Aua,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

1t Is reported that a promoter from
Seattle will be In Astoria to sell stock
In an enterprise to provide for the
propagation of crabs at some place
near Everett. The man. who secured
about $4,000 of stock in Astoria for a
trout farm In Washington, must have
posted him on what an easy town AS
toria is to work, II some of the peo,
pie who have money to throw away on
such bunco games would invest 1t in
some home industry, the city would
derive some benefit from the enter
prise. Suckers never bite with more
avidity than In Astoria. and one is
born every minute.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Don't fail to see the lete-e e-tete-e- tea
sets at A. V. Aliens.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

sols--will preserve the soles OF
the shoes and cause them 10 wear
longer than they would without It. 2S
cents II bottle. Peterson & Brown.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Work on the cullaby lake canal Ia
progressing rapidly and II Ia ex-
expected to have II completed this
spring.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Tile contract for the Improvement
of the First Lutheran church has been
LEI 10 Fredrickson Bros, and work viii
be commenced immediately.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Business men who understand how
to cater TO the wants OF their custom
ers are the ones that do the business.
This is why the star does a good busi'
ness.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

The rails and ties for the Alger Log.
ging Company are arriving and the
extension OF the road viii be COM
menccd In short time,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Sheriff Linv!lle. who has been con-
fined 10 his home with sickness, 10 re-
ported as improving and expects to be
out by Monday.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

What made Milwaukee famous 10
making the Grotto famous and tina, il
the celebrated schlitz beer. Nothing
better on the market.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25
Local BrevItIeS,

Strictly fresh ranch eggs, two dozen
for 46 cents.
ASTORIA GROCERY.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

Some fine queen olives at s5C pei
ASTORIA GROCERY.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25

A. o. u. w, Seaside lodge,
ltathbone sisters Astor temple.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-25
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.
Lodge Meetings.

Star Theatsr--vaudsville.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-05


The play TITS Up TO You. John Hen
~" might pertinently name in its title
Charles GraDeWin as the person IT IS
up TO; for the comedy failed as plain
John Henry" when Dan DAILY tried
il three seasons ago. No one viii con-
tend that Grapewin is a funnier fellow
than Daily was; yet he rescues the
character Of John Henry, talker III
slang. from the limbo OF oblivion. Peo-
pie who had laughed all they could
in the reading Of George AIDES "Fa-
bles" without firing of it turned to
George V. Hobart's book for more of
the same sort of thing. Then Ed
ward L. Rose put the Hobart col
loquialism into a farce TO the order OF
willie Collier; but that actor was di-
verified to other material, and Dan
DAILY was put into the play IN place
Of the man for whom it had been
made. That was a mistake Days
outfit was the aspect of an undertaken
and the drawi OF an English cockney
crossed with an Arizona cowboy. The
racy volatility of John Henry, which
Collier and Grapewin glibIy realize,
was impossible To Daily; and that was
Days final attempt to make folks
laugh. for even then he was dying Of
consumption, and some of his as
sumed inactivity was a necessity, too
IN contrast WIN lile HuSAt JONI Itcu-
~. one of the characters is mute. The
first act Is in the office OF a hotel. A
seedy man reads a newspaper silently
In a corner He has never a word
TO say for himself, but the programme
describes him as 'the man who gets
up and goes out" He does that every
five minutes. disappearing through a
wicker haif-door and wiping his
muth when he returns, each time
little unsteadier than before. His jag
Is wholly pantomimic and altogether
eloquent.
Another wordless element runs
through the second act. A suburban
cottage is big enough to fiji the stage,
thus having a look of reality FT(-
niture Is carried into this house from
tine TO time for the use of a newly
married couple. That happens by day
light. When evening settles down the
residents sit on the porch awhile in
rural peace As they at length retire
into the cottage. to go TO bed. and
lamps are lighted, the front becomes
transparent and we get view Of the
interior The occupants of four rooms
are in plain sight. A man-ehase from
one apartment to another, from story
TO story and finally down cellar. Is
by this device made to utdo the typi-
cal French fouT-door farce
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-05
4 DESERVING CHARITY.

The St Marks Hospital society Will
give BAH next Thursday evening
for which a large attendance is already
assured, meaning a handsome surplus
FOR the ladies who compose this ad-
nirable organization. The purpose Of
the association is to find the means
with which TO DO hospital charity work
In every city there are many persons
who by reason of misfortune are I'M
able 20 care for their families In i'll
ness. Many dereIIcts are unable to pay
Tor their own care during sickness.
For many years St. Marks hospital
has been doing a vast amount OF char
ity work. so great that it has become
an actual burden on the resources of
the institution. SO far as they can.
the ladies OF the hospital society intend
10 provide the means with which 10
pay for the nursing and care of the in
digent sick. Their treatment by the
doctors is free 90 charge
This task is purely voluntary. The
ladies give their time. their talents
and their energies, and they merit the
generous support that IS being given
them by the public. Every dollar they
receive above the necessary expenses
OF the ball win be devoted 10 the char
ity. Their support should not be limit
ed to those who may be able TO attend
the ball; it should include every man
who believes in the command OF the
Master to visit the sick.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-05
DOWNFALL OF CLANCY.
tNaw York Press.)

tNCW J Oik 4itS7.t
Perhaps you have wondered what has
become Of Clancy. on week days you
were impressed with the fit of his UNI
form, as from glass cases he flickca dust
with his feather buster, but il you saE
him on Sunday you must have found him
magnificent. lie stood at the entrance OF
the museum of natural history and an
swered questions with a naughty wave o.
his hand 10 the right OF TO the left, and
was as greatly admired as old Tip him
self. or even the plaster dinosaurs.
And Casey vas the night Waterman.
Casey knew that q bird ln the hand II
worth two in the bush, and that IS all
that he had kGoWn Of natural history
before coming TO the museum. Especial
Iy did he marvel AT The specimens OF
Alaskan tribes in the hall OF ethnoiogS,
made ife-sized Of platter, and attired
in their native costumes, some OF them
shown al work at typical acts of camp
life ---.....
SAID Casey: sure what's that lad
scraping with cid stone for, when q
plane would do the job CASTER:
Foolish and unenhshtened man. an
sWered Clancy. "rhem's savage ways,
ana he's doing like he done in his prf-
moriginai habitatiOn
But he's in New York now" Casey
argued. 4" tbs tirne he's wasting. when
planes is 10 be had just up Columbus
avenue"
And such questions ne would ask, as:
sure. who's that stuffed lad with the
billiard cue on his nose?'
IT'S the uarWhale."
Casey was grateful for information and
asked the same questions over and over.
But il was Clancy's impressive figure
that caused the mischief There was to
be a grand masked ball at BallyloO hall
Clancy was thinking of his figure and
how 10 adorn IT, when he paused before
one Of the Alaskan tribesmen. And an
idea must have caught upon him, iOi
he stood so long before the case full
OF specimens from the polar regions that
he caught bad cold in his head. II wds
the savage'S suit of light fur that tempt
ed him. Ii he could but wear this suit 10
tne ball. Della OGOrman would be the
proud girl 10 be escorted on his furry
arm.
Casey" said Clancy that evening. '"tis
you that is beholdin' to me for much OF
YOUR education. I'm not holding il up to
YOU. but its meself has impaired much
learning To you. so now YOU know the
difference between a condor and buff
falo IN three guesses; and it's no more
than right to expect small favor in re
turn from Won.
IT'S true for your answered Casey
ME present intellectual advancement IS
due 10 your instructions and no one else.
Cali 1t by what name you want, and it's
dcne. whatever il isl"
Them said Clancy. "'twili be this
evening TIL be BY the east wall. Here
is the key for this case, and will you
slip me ont this unattractiVe, but re-
splendent lads togs?'
Il willr' said Casey.
So. without difficulty Casey disrobcd the
Alaskan. and making this garment Into
3 bundle, slipped it, our To Chlncy early
IN the evening. That Cianeys capttvat-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-05

Count that day lost whose low descending
Sees not the jacket of Tradition busted.
Some cherished hero greefully undOne
Some hoary myth incontinently busted,
I never loved Il yarn like Jonalt's whale,
MarVeling that esOphagus elastic,
Was punctured by some wretch icOno-
elastic.
That dear old legend of my earliest youth.
Brave William Tell and he that would
Tell hand high,
Turned out TO be a destitute Of truth
AS war dispatches from Chifu or Shang-
hal.
How many. many years we have enjoyed
That joke about kentucky's favorite
Colonel!
Twas ever fresh; its humor never cloyed; :
1t has appeared in every daily journal
This flower of wit has blossomed into
print
In more varieties than Hollands tulip;
Watterson was synonymous with mint,
One never thought OF him without q
Julep.
1t was the photographers stock in trade,
This jest: he never thought TO oVerdo II.
But now with Tell and Jonah It Is laid
Away forever. There was nothing TO IT,
Is naught. then. true? swear I'm alt
at sea.
Must al our pet beliefs be taken from
US?
As Shakespeare once inquired. Can such
things be,
And like a cloud Of summer overcome
usg