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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
Reduced Rates to Baltimore

Commencing September 37th and con.
tinuing each Saturday and Sunday dur
ing October, November and December.
The Baltimore and Annapolis Short Line
Railroad will sell excursion tickets to Bal
timore, Md, from Annapolis. West An
napolis, Severnside and Winchester at
eighty cents each. From intermediate
stations the rate will be proportionately
less. Thetickets will be good to return
following Monday.
SHELLMAN B. BROWN,
G. f. & +. A.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
:. MAKE Hay While the Sun Shines. .

There is a lesson in the work Of the thrifty
farmer. lie knows that the bright sunshine
may last but a day and he prepares for the
showers which are so liable to follow. So it
should be with every household. Dysentery,
diarrhoea and cholera morbus may attack
some member of the home without warning.
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, which is the best known medicine
for these diseases, should always be kept a.
hand, as immediate treatment is necessary,
and delay may prove fatal. Fo; SIZE by
Feldmeyer Bros drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
Don't Borrow Trouble.

1t is a bad habit to borrow anything,
but the wolst thing you can possibly
borrow, is trouble. When sick, sore,
heavy. weary ond WORKOUT by the pains
AID poisons of dyspepsia. bilolsness,
Bright's DISEASE and similar internal
disorders, don - down and and brood
over your symptoms. but fly for relief to
Electric Bitters. Here you viii find
sure and permanent forgetiulness of all
your troubles, and your body will not
be burdened by load debt disease
AT Feldmeyer Bros. City Dtug Store
Price soc. Guaranteed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
The Hodges Wedding.

Society folk in Annapolis are in
tensly interested in the wedding to-
morrow night of Miss Elizabeth Jami-
son Hodges, daughter of Mrs. James
Harwood Hodges, of this city, to Mr..
William Lennon Hodges, Of Atlanta.
Ga. The ceremony will be performed
by the Rev. Joseph p. McComas'
rector of st. Anne's Church, and viii
take place at O'Clock in the evening.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
FAIR.
Opens Tonight.

Miss Robb's private dancing class
VIII open tonight at the Assembly
Rooms. Lessons for beginners will
commence at 7. 30 o'clock and advanced
pupils later on. See ad. in another
column Miss Robb has had much
experience IN teaching dancing and
her last years classes made rapid
progress. This success commends it
sell TO pupils who desire to Learn to
dance the present season.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
New Cure For Cancer.

All surface cancers are now known to
be durable. by Bucklen Arnica Salve.
Jas Walters. of Dufield. Va. vii es:
81 had cancer on my lip for years that
seemed incurable. till Bucklen's Arnica
Salve healed it, and now it is perfectly
WELL" Guaranteed cure for cuts and
burns. 25c. at Feldmeyer Bros City
Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06

Acute attacks of collie and diarrhoea come
on without warning and prompt relief must
be obtained. There is no necessity of incur.
ring the expense of physicians service in
such cases If Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy is at hand. A dose
of this remedy viii relieve the patient before
a doctor could arrive. 1t has never beer
known to fail, even in the most severe and
dangerous cases and no family should be
without it. For sale by Feldmeyer Bros.
drug store,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06

The Clerk of the Circuit Court for
Anne Arundel county today issued the
following marriage license: Colored-
Edward Tydings, age 90, and Flossie
Walker, aged Is, both residents Of An
napoIis Applicant, Daniel Brice.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
Music On Santee

The Naval Academy band now gives
afternoon concerts on the prison ship
Santee. A number of visitors who
recently went to the Academy in the
afternoon to hear the music were dis
appointed and declined to walk to the
Santee wharf to hear the music
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
Closed On Monday.

The popular clothing house on Mar
ket Space-The Hub-will be closed
ON Monday. the Day of Atonement,
celebrated by the orthodox Hebrew
congregation in this city.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
aCHE0 IN EVERY BONE.
Chicago Society Woman VINO Was So
Sick She Could Not Sleep or Eat,
Cured by Doan' Kidney Pills.

When woman's kidneys go wrong.
her back gives out and every little task
becomes burden. She is tired, nervous,
eleepless, run down--suffcrs daily from
backache headaches, dizzy spells, and
bearing-down pains.
Don't worry over imagined female
troubles" Cure the kidneys and you will
be well. Read how to find the cure.
Marion Knight, of SO N. Ashland Ave,
Chicago, ILL.,, member of the Chicago
Federation Of Musicians and a well-known
club woman, says: This winter when ]
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
Arrivs Il Anaayells:


An aduitlOUlI tiaifI VII zAIIIIn FotIa q
s.Is p. m. and Baltimore ITO IA. ON satur
auzaay Trains.
Leave Annapolis 8. 90 and 8. 40 a. m. 0. 80
aud TOO p. m.
cave baltimore 800 and 1905 a. M. 500
and 3. 80 y. N.
Arrive Baltimore % and 10 5 a. m, q and
' Sr Il Annapolis ss and IL % a m. 90 and
- p. IA.
b. BROWN. ]. WILSON BROWN,
G. T. u r. Agt. Manager.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
C, KINNAN & MARVIN.

Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and muc-
Gus surfaces OF the system Testamon-
ials sent free. Price " cents per bottle,
Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
Annapolis, Washington 6 BALTIC. q. R.

Time Schedule in Effect July End, 1905.
Trains leave for Annapolis Junction connect
nV at Odenton and the Junction with trains
or baltimore aud Washington, and other
points as follows;
VIA A w a u AND 2 K K.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06

,7ooas osec 1SvS resreLgll ssx - ak
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
How's This ?

We offer One Hundred dollars Re-
ward for any case of Catarrh that can
rot be cured bv Halls Caiarrh Cure.
+. ]. CHENEY & co.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
1Ae lss- - he klnd I0a rave hAdlS o0agslls.
t ;55s A1HzIZeI :.:'s

If wishes were horses people
still want automobiles.
Its when fellow is short that he
does some tall thinking.
E.as"Those who seek absolute ease
aud comfort in their shoes will ma
the Dolly Madison satisfactory. Inc
Soles are of Oak Tanned Leather
The intense itching characteristics of salt
rheum and eczemA is instantly allayed by
applying Chamberlain's Salve. As cure
for skin diseases this salve is unequaleu
For sale by Feldmeyer Bros drug store.
The tank drama is possibly Sc
called because many actors are tanks.
The musician may suffer from in
Somnia even though he be a com
poser.
AT any rate the fellow who looks
on the dark side is never dazzled by
his prospects.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06
SNAPS SHOTS.

A dead gIve-away-a will.
Success generally pays for it's
applause.
1t is much easier to find fault than
To lose it.
True repentance begins before you
are found out
To the cannibal any girl is sweet
enough to eat.
Don't try to sit ON girl that is too
sharp for you.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06

started to use
Doan's Kidney
Pills l ached in
every bone and
h a d in tense
pains in the kid
neys and pei
lyic organs. The
| urine was thick
and cloudy, and
l could barely
eat enough to
live. ! felt a
change for the
better within a
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06

We the undersigned, have known
+. Cheney for the last IS years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially able
to carry out any obligations made by
he C,.r,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06

scheduIe OF Local TraIns |.
Baltimore & Annapolis Short Line R.R

Schedules effect May z2th, 1905.
LANA Aunapsifs. Arrlye n naitinoxe
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-10-06

week. The second week l began eating
heartily. l began to improve generally,
and before seven weeks had passed
was well. had spent hundreds of dol
lars for medicine that did not help me,
but So worth Of Doan's Kidney Pills re-
stored me to perfect health"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Miss knight win
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster-Mil-
burn Co., Buffalo. n. Y. Sold by all
dealers; price, fifty cents per box.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
The Cat Came Up From the Kitchen
and Purred

Mrs. Bowser pursued the matter no
further. When dinner was over she as
sisted him with his collar tie and cuffs
and chatted so brightly of other things
that Mr.. Bowser almost forgot that he
had ever had two bOils on one leg at
once and had used the crutch of a hero
When ready to depart he said:
This will not be late banquet. They
always break up early. You needn't sit
up for me, however. Some of the gen
erals may want to talk with me after
it's over"
But you'n be carefuI?'
of what?"
Tell them that you are ready to die
for your country, but don't let on that
you never have Keep clear of battles
and army matters, or you'n get all
mixed up
Perhaps you'd better hire a small
boy to go along with me!''
You know what I mean. You have
never read much about the war and If
you begin talking about it you'll get
Bull Run all mixed up with Appomat-
tox. You look like a real general as
you stand there now, with your hat
cooked one one side and your left leg
drawn back. but, Of course, you are
not"
Mr.. Bowser had got ready to saw
something mean in reply, but he was
f1atteTed by her words, and giving her a
supposed military salute and a how he
took his departure.
Mrs. Bowser did not go to bed. A
sun, small voice told her that when
her patriot come home he would have
need Of her services. It was hard on to
midnight when she heard something
stumble up the front steps, fall down
and take minute to get up again. She
went to the door, and there stood Mr.
Bowser He wasn't standing, exactly,
but rather leaning, and the wedges in
MS knees seemed to have come loose.
She reached out and hauled him in,
helped him off with his spring over
coat and hat, and then conducted him
along TO the sitting room and sat him
down in a chair. Then he awoke and
looked around and asked:
Where am I, and who are you2'
on are in your own house Mr..
Bowser, though how you knew it will
always be a puzzle to me. and I am
time at the hog banquet?''
Yes
"Sheneral Bowsher?"
Wen, say, General Bowser."
Then Ter want to tell you that ]
had the best time in all my life. INCEST
| banquet I ever saw. INCEST fellers ]
| ever met. More'n forty fellers shook
/ hands with me and called me Sheneral
But you didn't claim to be a gen.
/ eral, did you?"
''Yesh. did. Mrs. Bowser-yesh ]
/ did I wasn't goin' to tell no lies tc
/ please you nor anybody else. Yesh
/ shir, I told 'em was 'er great and no
I bic SheneraI Bowsher, who led his di-
/ vision into 'er jaws of death at syria.
cuse, and you ought to have heard tbs
! cheering
But there was no battle of syria
| cuse''
You are awfully nice woman, Mrs
Bowser-awfully nice and good woman
but don't dispute your husband. You
| husband knows all about 'er war
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13

stenographers and clerks to look after
his increasing business in Chicago. he
cause of the Robert Nanten enpagement
and other ventures, than applications
were fled with Mr.. Brady's Representa-
tive for positions. Mere are over a
hundred letters now on file and more
are coming in every mail.
One candidate for a position wrote
that he is now holding down a $40 week
clerkship in the Chicago 6. Northwest
ern railway Office, but believes there is
a wider field for promotion in the the
atrical business. and would like to be
engaged as a confidential secretary. and
assistant manager.
Anothersyouth wrote: It am now get
ting 81 a week as a drug clerk. but am
anxious to improve my condition. I
dress well and have a white vest. win
not ask for increase in salary, but hone
you can use me in your offices, as I am
fond of the theater."
A law clerk wrote: My experience
has been at law office work for several
years with a large corporation. NV rea-
son for Wishing to make a change is to
enter the theatrical business, learn it.
and work my way up in it,
A clerk in a wall paper store wrote
that he could furnish excellent political
references. and mentioned Afavor
Dunno, two state senators, and a. cou-
pie of aldermen. This pulp he thought
ought to help some to get him permits
sion to wear a dress suit in a theatrical
lobby.
A remarkable feature of the incident
IS that Of the 277 letters received. only
three came from young lady stenog-
raDhers
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in the habit of passing myself OF as
what am not. and would thank you
to remember it.
But one time when you had two boils
on your leg, and was limping around
on clutches, you Hmped over to the
grocery and there met a man who asked
you what regiment you used to belong
to and called you general You didn't
explain things to him, and he after
ward found out that it was boils and
said you ought to be jailed. I hope you
haven't deceived any one in this case"
Mr.. Bowser was so mad that he stood
and gasped for breath for a moment.
and when he could speak his voice
sounded squeaky and far away.
BY the pirates beard, woman he
finally managed to say, 7 sometimes
wonder what prevents me from immo-
lating you on the spotl Say no more
on this subject-not a word. shall at
tend the banquet. I shall return from
the banquet. When I return we will
have little talk and settle our matters
It would expedite things if you spent
the evening packing your trunks. You
could also telegraph your mother that
as I am about to make some repairs to
the house you are coming home for
awhile
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13

Did you as a child ever try to catch
the glowing sparks that few up so
high from the smiths anvil? Alas,
they disappeared before they fell
within your reach, were sparks no
more, vanished into blackness and
nothingness. So all your troubles will
vanish into nothingness If with child
like faith and trust you accept the
blwos of what you call adverse for
tune" realize that they are strength
ening and hrming your character
making you sound and tense and ster-
ling to the core. Verify. man is born
to trouble" but if he viii he can
make his troubles, like the anvil
sharks. flv away. vanish and be no
more-as troublesi-Rabbi F. De Sofa
Mendes, New York.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
PATRIOTIC BowsER.
He Attends a Banquet and Comes
Home Bubbling Over.

At 2 O'Clock in the afternoon Mr.
2ovser teIephoned over to the house
that he wanted dinner sharp on the
mark. and that his dress suit should be
ali ready for wear that evening; and
when he reached home, three hours
later. Mrs. BoWser thought she obserV-
ed a sort of military swing to his snort
legs as he came through the gate
Are we to go to the theater To-
night?" she asked before he had
scarcely got the front door unlocked
@Hunpbl Who said anything about
the theater?" he replied.
But I thought you had got tickets
and that we were to go in evening
dress. and I've spent two hours cIlaIls-
ing the lace in my dress.
1--WE GOT something more important
than dawdling around theater am
invited to a banquet Of the H o. IL
and I wouldn't miss 1t for a million
ssYou are going to a hog banquet?''
Hog be-hanged! H. O. G. stands for
the Heroic Old Guard It IS composed
of Generals. colonies, majors and cap
fairs and there is not one of them who
has not been wounded at least twice. 1t
is the most select affair Of the season
and I am greatly honored1
But how does it come that you are
invited ~ inquired MIS- BoWser-
GLOVE How does anything come?
was invited because they wished to do
ny ss3Ilt You we're not in the war. You
were not old enough to 60. Your father
was even opposed TO It. If you have
gone and passed yourself as vet
stop right thereP' commanded Mr.
Bowser. as his face got hot i am not
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
PRAYER 80 PoWER.

Prayer IS the mower that Tits US
up even to the top Of the mountain
where the TRANSPORTATION glory shines.
If prayer be not needed to bring God
down, he being ever near. 1t is neces-
saryA to take US up, we being by the
affairs of nature and the objects of
senses far away. Every venfal worthy
the name has been the result of pray
er. long continued, interceding prayer.
Say what you may about the philos-
ophy of petition, for or against it,
prayer has always been the God or
dained avenue along which the power
.came.-Rev. r. Macdonald Baptist,
Brooklyn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
sYou did"

eYou did"
Poor Bowshert Poor Sheneral
Bowsheri Shay, that makes me feel
bad. I wanted to live to make you
happy, Mrs. Bowsher, but went and
died for my country. Don't blame me.
II couldn't help it. Yesh. went to
'er banquet and more n forty feIlers
shook hands wiz me and called me
Sheneral-Sheneral Bow-Bow-''
And then Mr.. Bowser laid back in
his chair and slept. Mrs. Bowser put
a shawl over his lap, turned out the
gas and went up stairs to bed. The
cat came up from the kitchen and
purred and purred; the crfckets came
out of their holes and sang and sang;
the shadows fitted and fitted, and the
ghosts of the dead night danced about
the weary patriot, but he slept On and
on and died for his country again
ard Copyright 1905, by 7. c.
McClure.1
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13

And probably a large part of these
would give much to know where this
immortal classic can be found com
plete. To these it viii be welcome
news that Mr.. z. l. Thayer's Justly
famous poem is included in The Ath-
lete's Garland" a collection of verse
Of sport and paSUne compiled by
Wallace Rice. and just recently pub
tered individuals who have never
heard of Casey" it may be added
that the poem is far and away the
best that has ever been devoted to the
national game, and its tragedy is
most tmpressively sounded in the clos
ing lines:
ION. somewhere in this favoured land the
sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, ana
somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and
somewhere children shout;
But there is no JOY in Mudville-mighty
Casey has struck out.
The latest addition to the Babbs-Mer-
rill pOcketbooks is The Amythest
Box" by Anna Katherine Green. It is
one of Mrs. Green's best short stories Of
mystery
The contention OF John Burroughs. IN
a recent number Of Harper's Magazine,
that animals do not think. has called
forth some interesting views expressed
by correspondents in Harper's Weekly
An opinion which suggested a possible
settlement Of the discussion is advanced
in a letter published in the current is
sue of the Weekly. The correspondent
observes that the widespread difference
Of opinion on this question arises from
a confusion OF definitions. All higher
animals think, he says. but do not rea-
son The animal acts from externally
suggested associations To do this, he
thinks: but there are no evidences Of
true concerts. judgments influences.
and these are necessary to reason"
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mander asks US to die for our be-
loved country. There is 'er enemy in
front of US. Here we be. Shall it
ever be shaid that Britons-shan it
ever be shaid that-that-shaI1 it
ever Mrs. Bowsher, pass along THAT
shampagne and lobster salad"
"But there is none here. dear. You
are not at the hog banquet now, but in
your own home"
'Ish That sho? But am Sheneral
Bowsher just 'er shame?"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
.-alET a MAN wHo 80 YoU aENERAL..

There was battle of Syracuse, and I
lost 1000 heroes there. They asked me
to tell 'er story"
And you stood up and told it?"
of course When 'er feIler-patriots
wanter hear my story I must tell it.
mustn't II Course I told my story. I
stood up like zhis-and waved my arm
like zhis-and-''
Mr.. Bowser came within an ace Of
falling backwards, but Mrs BoWser
grabbed him in time, and as he got
seated again he exclaimed:
Heroes an patriots: Our COM
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
New Union Paciao Traln.

Commencing Monday. May Is, a
new local passenger train viii be put
in service between Junction CITY and
Ellis. Kas., to run daily except Sun
day, leaving Junction City about z
a. m. and leaving Ellis about o. m.
arriving at Junction City about 1880
p. m.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13

"Oh, yes. Go on and finish what
you said TO your troops at Syracuse"
I never shafd nozzinz to nobody at
Syracuse. 1t was at Rochester. I
shaid Eat we were called upon to die
for our country. Don't dispute me-
Mrs. Bowsher. You are awfully good
woman, and you know hull lot but
never. never dishpute your husband.
When 'er shays he died for his eoun-
try at Newark don't you shay It was
Boston"
sWell. you died"
Did I? Did I die. Mrs. Bowsher %
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13

In making your arrangements for
vour vacation this summer It would
be well 10 consider convenience and
saving Of time. The Wabash with its
own rails to St. Louis. Detroit, To-
ledo. Pittsburg and Buffalo Is the
shortest line. makes the best time, and
furnishes the best accommodations.
Through service to New York and
Boston. Ask your local ticket agent
for tickets over the Wabash; they an
sal then.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
POWFR d REDEFMTNG I0VF.

It is only through the medium Of re-
deeming love and the mediator stand
ing between God and man that we have
been brought to a knowledge of the
Fathers love and purposes. We have
no means of knowing otherwise.-Right
Rev. Alexander c. Garrett, Episcopa-
liam, Bishop of Dallas, Texas.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
THE STORY TEIrrRs.

Jokes and Anecdotes of the Players
Told on the Stage.
Miss Marie Cahill. female star of isIt
Happened in Nordland." now playing
in New York. discussed with a friend
the other day the subject of the next
president of the United States.
should the Republican nomination
Lodge on Fairbanks" said Miss Ca
hill, would Cortelyou anything pleas
ant? Let US all, however, get out and
Root for the man we want
who is your choice, Miss Cahill %
HAY"
az asked who is your mani"
Hay Hayi"
fOb rs
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of man; amenable to reason-that is,
subject finally to no authority but the
mind and conscience of each Individual,
acting freely because only when acting
in perfect freedom can any of the con-
clusions Of our minds be just and true.
Emeritus Of First Church, Philadelphia.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-13
COMMTTNION WITH GOD.

In how many lives the missing factor
Is that ripe fruitage of wisdom and
love which are gained only by observ-
ing silent timesl How much clearer
would be our vision how much diviner
our spirits and how much better our
solution of life's great problems If we
put more emphasis upon communion
with Godi-Rev. L H. Dorchester,
Methodist. St. louis.