The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-26
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in the same square with you" Eyes,
but she's not in the same circle. -
Cleveland Leader. | 1 CD
n Miss Pert Which half is ii that
doesn't know how the other haif li4es2
Miss Caustique The better halE-+
Philadelphia Record. 4
81 Judge7-I'u give you thirty days Ia
JAIL Prisoner-Good! My vie MfAA
be through cleaning house when l get
out.-Kansas City Times.
Brother-You can't think how nerv-
Gus l was when proposed. Sister
You can't think how nervous she was
until you did.-Townjand Country -
Jack-Why do you girls spend SO
much time and money on dress?, Nen.
(candidly ITO interest the mem ana
worry other girls:-Philade1phia Press.
what reason does he give for not
paying his wife alimony?" He says
that marriage is a lottery, ana hence
alimony is a gambling debt Collier's
Weekly: -'A Il VI Il ~/1a% aA#A !
"You say you are not afraid Of the
trusts?" Not a Bit" answered SEN
ator Sorghum; "someLof lem, have been
the best friends / ever had" Wash
lngton Star.
She Freddie and Clara are engaged.
but they have decided to keep. their
engagement Secret. Clara told me
So He-Yes, know. Freddie told
me.-Pick-M e-Up.
waiter, these are mighty small
oysters" Eyes, SIR" sand they don't
s2ceal to be very fresh, either" ''tFhen
it's lucky they're small, amt it, STRIP
Cleveland Leader. ....,
Nell-Mr. Kammerer is SO kind He
said l took very. pretty and very
artistic picture, Belle-Indeed? And
whose picture did you take, dear?-
Philadelphia Ledger.
Don't you ever go to school, jim
ME" Well, yer see, it's dis way,
kid-ma gives me a nickel a, week ter
| go to school an de teacher gives 'me7a
dime ter stay awayGl-77Judge. "
She-I have a new milliner, Jack.
Don't you think my hats are more be-
coming than theyzlsed to he? He
Yes; ana your-bills are Becoming more
than they used to be.-New York Mail.
Charles, have you ever considered
going into any -business2"- Nav The
governor wanted me to last yeah, but
I told him, dontcherknow,. it was
enough to have one tradesman In the
family. PUCK.
The Boss-Im afraid you are not
qualified for the position; you don't
know anything about my business
The Appltcant-Don't l, though?
keep company with your typewriter
Chicago Journal. I.....
Stage manager interviewing chill
dren with the idea of engaging them
for a new play)--Has this child been
on the stage? Proud mother-Noi
but he's been on an inquest, and he
speaks up fine!-Punch.
Physician docking into his anteroom
where a number of his patients are
waiting)-Who has been waiting the
longest2" Tailor-(who has called tc
present his bilD-I have, doctor; de
livered the clothes to you three years
ago.-Glasgow Evening Times.
Mrs. Brickrow-How do you man
age to persuade your husband to buy
you such expensive bonnets2 Mrs
Topflatte--I take him shopping witt
me, walk him around until he can
stand, and then wind up in bonnie
store. He'll buy anything to get home
New York Weekly.
Lecturer on the French Revolution
1t Is impossible to imagine the chaos
that reigned-confusion and anarch.
everywhere. In our more peaceful con
dItions we cannot even imagine sucl
a state of things. Man at the back O.
the hall-Yes, we can, mister. Conn
up to our house; we're movln'.-Pick
Me-Up.
"Yes," said he, letting her out an
other notch beyond the speed limit
1.-The automobile has come to stay.
Then the machine slowed down, gave
shudder or two and a dry, raspinl
cough, and stopped. You were right,
said his guest few hours later a
they trudged YEARLY into town.
Houston Post.
A Western paper tells of confuse
clerk who, asked by young lady 70
a certain number of yards of muslin
looked at the cloth for minute, mean
while fumbling for the end. Final
he said disgustedly, 'Dick must hag
sold both ends Of this: yes, I'm sur
he did" And with that he pushe
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