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MARQUIS l-2 srArss.
Pulled From tic P., - ry a Msb
and Dragged Tar. ~ o.'set.

Toxic, Sept. "a resolution favor.
ing abandonment of the peace treaty
has been adopted by the Toxic munici.
patty.
Following an anti-peace meeting at
Kobe Thursday night, crowd estl.
mated at 100 went to the Manitogwa
temple, where statue to Marquis Ito
had recently been erected, attached a
rope to the statue, pulled 1t from its
pedestal and dragged 1t through the
streets The crowd then charged three
police boxes where there was some
fighting. This was followed by much
excitement and disorder. Later dis.
patches indicate that the situation Is
not serious.
Hatred for America, the country,
Americans. the people and Roosevelt.
the mediator, fires the anger OF the
rioting mobs Of Japanese. which have
already offered indignitles to Ameri.
can citizens, and have burned and pill.
laged public buildings and churches.
Government officials and the better
class of japanese citizens are express.
ing keen regret over the attacks on
Christian citizens. They explain that
the affair was the result of the local
conditions and does not indicate q Sc.
r!ous anti.foreign or anti-Christian feel.
ing.
Concord, N. H.. Sept. 9.-Letters
from the Russian and Japanese peace
plenipotentiaries on the eve Of their
departure from this country which ac-
companied checks Of $4,000 each for
charitable purposes in the state Of New
Hampshire we're just made public by
Gov. John McLane. The envoys wrote
in cordial appreciation Of the hospi-
tafity and courtesy shown them by
the state and leave the question of the
disposition Of the gifts to the discre-
ton Of the governor.
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EIGHT FATALITIES.
Seven Children Drowned and One nsam
Killed BY Lightning.

Guthrie. Okla. Sept. II. Hbaf'
Sayre. in Roger Mills county. Oarla...
Saturday night three children Of Mrs.
Ed Smith, Of Pueblo. Col. were dyswn-
cd in q smah stream while en- route
to Cheyenne In q stage coach. Four
persons were drowned in Pine creek.
4 tributary Of Red river. near aAyre..
I. T. Two Gregory boys, aged II and
l6; one Morton boy. aged IL; n Nv
ans boy. aged ~. Francis Holiday
aged "a. was killed by lightning near
AlmOn, Okla.
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mATRoN SAVED LIVES.
Bay inmate Of the orphans Home
Fired the Structure.

Youngstown, o., SepU. IA des-
perat ~ effort was made at daybreak to
burn tile GTenwood Orphans home
hcre. Elmer Eckers. aged 15- one Of
the inmates. set fire to the building
before tfe other inmates were awake
end hiai' 1t not been for the msstron
awaking at the smell OF smoke, It is
likely that lives would hiya" been sac
rifcedt As II was. the lnildins was
badly s.Drcifesf Eckers was angry
with the matrum- and piled a lot of In
hamma,atr material in csrner oC the
basemenH. covered 1t with all and set
fire to IL
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FIRE. IN CHATTANOOGA.
Rsaltoad propsrty To the Amount d
sfslf q, M1iiios Dollars Destroyed.

ChsttamOga. Tenn. Sepk tt.-At
least $5OJ,000 10 the estimain<D lon in
O. fira. which bsuke out In tbs freight
yards OF ttis, Cincinnati. New Orleans
q. Texas Pacific Railway CO... taeaIly
destroying tlne freight deynt with its
entire contentA - freight Cars most
II which, were fdIly loaded two mail
ears two, ba9enge cars ana tn& private
ear Of 9spar1AAendent N. W. llaguira.
Four hours time was reQuirsd ky The
1are dauannsat ID sxtinauisAAng ~
nAmaA.
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D'Obber-How do you Nike my
picture Of Miss Jingle at the pianos
Jybey-Greatl Can't hear the piano.
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SLOWLY DIVINE.
schwartesr Had z Tooth Po,ied s0A 70
gleasiyaQ To Death.

Zanesvfile,. o., Sept. Joseph
Schwarten, aged %, marrieds. is' slowly
dying at lis hume in this city from q
peculiar CAUSE. Schwarten is' an en-
ploye Of rfe' B. e q. shops. and a year
or more RyU coatracted a, disease of
the blooH On August 2S' he had a
tooth pulled. and since then blood has
been flowing from the cavity constant
ly. The efforts Of several doctors to
stop the Ifbw has been unavailing. 1t
is said that Schwarten's deatii Isl pruh-
ably q question Of few hoMrs;
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Rion0ess' Reunk6yM.

Akron. O., Sept. 11.--Tltirtyfive
men. whose ages aggregate 3.576
years. rods in one large band wagon
from this city to Client tn atten1 the
annual reunion Of the Summit and Me-
dina ,Pssnssr association. Tho young
est passenger was 81 am thu Oldest
sc yeans Of age.
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''1'm going ON my vacation"
| .Cood! How long are you going to.
stayw
"As long ~ my money lasts"
"Er-say. don't you want to borrow
. little
Mr.. Jawback-So to the devil!"
Mrs. Jawback-You brute shalA
just take you at your word and
Mr.. Jawback--And 60 straight home
to your mother, ehf
"Are you going to sing at Van Bott'A
reception9"
"Yes."
"will you sing 'TammanyP"
"Why?"
~ hate Van B0tt."
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CLEVELAND FIRE.
Power Euiidirgs and Manufacturing
Plants Destroyed

Cleveland, O.. Sept. 9.-The. sever
story power building at 293r Michigan
street. owned by william and E. J..
Kershaw. and occupied by a. number Of
concerns. was Quilted by
hra. The Chafer & Decfer power
building adjUning was also damaged.
The losses win aggregate 100000, par
tally covered by insurance..
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Dest the World's Record,

New York. Sept. ll.--Martin J, Sher
idan. the Irish-American all-around
champion. broke the worlds record
for discus-throwing at the Empire City
race track. He threw the discus Ia
feet Z inches. Former record was isa
feet 6h inches.
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Tn. Nobel psses Prize.

Christiana. Sept. 7.--All the Norwe
siau papers express regret that It will
be impossible to award to President
Roosevelt the Nobel peace prize this
year owing to the requirement thai
candidates for the prize be nominated
before February.
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Him-I wonder II there b anything
IN this mind cure.
Her-Well, If there is you ought 10
take Il.
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To Thank Roosevelt.

81. Petersburg, Sept. lit Is re-
port ed here that Count Leo Tolstoi In
tends to send his eldest son to America
as bearer OF q personal letter OF
thanks to President Roosevelt for hav'
ing brought about peace between Rus
sia and JaDau,
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pssnuf. Roashar gxpIodss.

Waggoners. 4 T.. Sept. Mira Bob
ert MCGUIRE was killed and three 9th.
ers injured 40 q result Of the explosion
Of the gasoline tank Of peanut roas-
tar. The r0sster was stationed tn
front of NcGui1s's book store
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WON !hs WImbIedon cuA

Sea Girt. N. j.. Sept. THE VIM
bledon cup match. one Of the most i'm.
portant Of the tournament now In pro.
gress under the auspices OF the Ma
tional Rife association, was won by
First Lieut.. Tewes. Of the First New
Jersey Infantry.
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Left Fsr IndisrnpoiIss.

Philadelphia Sept. I1.-Vicf Press
dent FsirbankG who. 0hliveretE an ID,
dress tn West. Chester at the. oelebrG.
tion of the semi;centenniai anniversary
OF the birth a the republican party In
Chester counv. left for Indianapolis
aocompanieR by his, wife,.
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Leapsd Into the Rapids

Niagara Falls, N. Y. Sept. 1t.-An
unknown man leaped from one of the
bridges to Goat Island into the Mag.
ara rapids. His body ioated for 1000
feet through the upper rapids In full
view Of many sightseers.
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Eight Deaths From Cholera.

Warsaw, Sept. lin the village OF
Wysock. government Of Volhynis. ON
the frontier OF Russian Poland. RATS
man who returned from Prussia and
eight other persons have died Of chol-
era, The village has been isolated
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jerry 0Impson FataIIv III,

Roswell. N. NJ. Sept. s.--Jerry Simp
son. Of Kansas. who has been III for
months with heart disease. is worse
His physicians now announce that be
10 su4eriHg from ansurism Of the hsart
and there 10 little hope Of his reoovesy
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kIIled D. An AutomebIIe,

Lima. o.. Sept. 8.--Henry limerick,
rs. was run down Il Van Vert by Dr.
q. w. McGavern's automobile and In
stantly killed. The machine n 81
tempting 70 dodge the Old mAn rup
Into the Sidewalk and csushed hin
pssinst . lzlek esllti1G
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New York. Sept. 9.-Businsss fAif
ures In the United States for tAs wesk
ending September Z number 1S7. -
against l6l last week, IA In the nks
week Of 1904 and 1856 In 1908 In Can.
ada failures for the week Aumbsr a.
as against Is last week.
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TIME TABLE.
From HilIsboro, O--Essstlve dec. 4, v1

For Louisville, st. Louis and points west
74b a N. and 100 p. m. II
p. m.
For Warrington, d. c., Philadelphia ana
New fo1k, 1:4b a. m and 700 p. m,
Baggage checks and tickets issued to all
points ia the United States, Canada and
Mexico. No transfer at Cncinnam nor St
Information concerning time Of trains
connections sleeping car reservations, etc.
cheerfully SVEN. }. 3. SANDS, Ausae.
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Ihneatsnst With. choisea.

st. Petersburg. Sept. s.--The ViAknla
river districts were oAicially declared
to bs threateRed with cholera and In.
specsion posts were ordered to be es
tahdshed at various points with . view
To- preventing the importation Of the
disease.
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wsme Insane ~, Rspsin'ns slsht..

WinsAsd. c.. 8ept tl.-Benjamtn,
Taylor. 70. Of Colbno0s.. formerly Q,
preacher, and whN fAseE been totally
hind FOR sevenall years regained hia'
eight. His jon was so' great thak Il
unbalanced hin mind He 70 NON .
saNtng maniac
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Ambassadev Mccormick.

Paris. Sept. tt.-Mr. Mccormick,
the American ambassador. on the invi.
tation OF Minister Of War Berteaux.
accompanied the American military
mission. headed by Lieut.. Cen. Chat.
fee. which Is following the eastern
mana,lvers
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o'ponovsn Rossa Elected.

Cork. Sept. s.-The county council
unanimously elected O'Donovan Rosa
To q clerical position At . salary OF
$500 per annum and decided 70 cable
Immediately asking him to return q
ireland and take W hls dutisA
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AnIseoey'e War,uimnL

Oosnanhus. o.. Sept. 9.-Horses An
keney; state dairy and bod oommis
sioaeE. 10 sending out n admooitjon
circular to Ill dealers a lara In the
state against the adultaratioa a that
pY0dhEt
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Pavilion Burned.

Fremont. o., Sept. 11.-Fire totally
destroyed the pavilion at the Dallville
summer resort, two miles south Of this
city, together with grocery, barber
chop and several small buildings. In.
cepdiarism suspected.
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Baron komura III.

New York. Sept. li.-Baron komurs
% IN In his apartments at the Wal.
Aorf.Astoria hotel and al the social
angagensnts Of the Japansse envoys
vere either cancelled or indenniteiy
Sostpons1
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Palm, RsnomSmstst

Havana, Sept l1.-Presidsnt Palma
was unanimously nominated By the
Moderate party convention a. . can.
didats for the presidency OF Cuba.
Mende1 Capote received the nonina.
ton for the vice presidency.
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Cincinnati Convict ooad.

Columbus. O.. Sept. 9.--Lloyd Kelly.
serving Ave year penitentiary sen.
tence for burglary ana larceny from
Hamilton county. died q consumption.
His homo 10 st 3S4 West Fifth street.
Cincinnati. His brother Nimrod ID also
Z convict.
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Per John 0revsn'e 1edy.

Akron. o.. Sept, e.--Judgs U. L. Mar
vim wss chosen president Of the Lin.
ooin Voters association At Lake Side
Park. A movement was started TO
build monument to John Brown. at
Hudson, whore be was born.
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groIneer Musrev Killed.

Pomeroy. O., 8spk S.-Thomas Muir
ray. . passenger engineer on the Ka,
nawha q Michigsn railway. fell from
his engine through trestle at Dexter
ana was instantly killed. His hons
n at MiddlepOet.
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pIaU ocu0oW wv S"~e"e~es
Chicago. Sept. s.-Certain members
Of the Chicago Shoe Manufacturer
association contemplate the establish
ment OF schools for shoeworkera who
have not had the advantage Of ~ sda
cation.
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veteran Dropped Dssd,

Dayton. O.. Sept. 9t-NAile mArcAinS
vita his company ~ the parade
goands TO participate In the annual
review Michael Davis. Of Company q.
alA Massachusetts, rsgtnent. foil dead
I'm his tracks.
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Ex.Judos Parkers New Positlea.

New York. Sept. 6.-Former Judge
Alton B. Parker will succeed Prof. Col-
Inns as chief counsel for the Brooklyn
Rapid Transit Co. ut an annual salary
of 500. 900. according TO an announce
ment made.
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Paris. Sept &-The French savoy
ut Fez Reports that the SULTAN a Mo.
rocco has agreed to fully satisfy the
demands made by France In oonnec.
ton with The arrest Of Algerian citisen
BouIAin.
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nisfrick A3fnrna., lenor,e, lliL

New Yoak.. Sept. s-District Attor
ney jerome 10, o0n6nedI to his bed at
his home hero: suffering from broR
chial tropbls. Hia physician says b.
will not be permiAted to have bis bed
forSnt lHaat week..
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LET me learn from your eyes what
my fate Il to BE-" sang the poet "let
them teach me the secrets---"
thank you" interrupted the lady;
they have pupils enough now"
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Chinese Buying Ameesesn Flour.

Minneapolis. Minn.. Sept s.-The
Chinese government ordered 10000
tons Of aonr from the Sour city milling
interest One al the large local mill.
ing companies was given bid ON TO-
600 tons Of patent n0uF.
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Homeless Holmes-Dis here paper
says dat soap 10 good Tor moskeeter
bites.
Petered Pete-say, Ibeen a.wonder.
In All me life wot dat stun was good
fer
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"Gee, but this Is racy norsl I'm
reading I"
"Who's the authoress P"
, 1905-10-05
Again Unfortunutc.

They happened to he standing Mt the
same corner waiting for Il street ear.
Il beg your pardon for mentioning
it. madam" said Mr.. MaiinbrakeS,
"but the atmosphere is full of SCOT this
morning, and you have three or four
smudgcs on your face"
IN thank you to look after your
own affairs. sir" answered the mid
die aged matron. "'Thosc are molcs."
Hastily begging her pardon again,
Mr.. Makinhrakcs decided to wait for
the second car. Chicago Tribune.
, 1905-10-05
..lSKY IN PILLOWS
How Liquor Is Sold With Bal
sam Head Rests.
INGENUITY OF THE INCONSISTENCIES

nurton uoimes Tells of Their View
Rv.c T., Tc. tr rv,Jc tho
v.uo s,, u or-c;,r.
$780, -
"N-hfs,;y pillows are the latest Gr.
vie, of ,,~o,rsbfrrrs f., d,lr, tho Unit.
, , . ,.,.r,,,f,.
-, 49, n,
,"'N - Sc,
nave 'e''' l''' vi Tue '.r,i''''N
reSortHd TO IN III" sac Oh lll'i' "hlN"|
Dut inc pillow Is me ld'''t ana ll"Hl
novel.
Burton Holmes. the lecturer. who has
been in thc mountains of Tennessee r..
Gently, tells of discovering the pillows
fins.
II had Joined Il canning party near
the small town of .Icllico. which is on
the state line between Tennessee and
Kentucky" he said. some one su-
pcstcd Il trim mn the mountains to get
nine needles or balsam pillows from
the mountainecrs who sell them to the
few tourists flat reach this wild re.
zion of the Rluc Ridge. II WAS afte,
several hours hard climbing that u
full half mile off the trail We saw our
first cabin. We all went over. and
after several whoops and calls our eff
forts were rewarded by Il woman com.
ing TO the door.
we asked if she had any pinc pil.
lows for sale. and instead of answering
h SLOWLY and with great care looked
us oyc,. I corld SEQ that her. iusDec.
tion moro or loss satisfied her. but she
said she didn't know she would have
to 500 ami. turning. she went bac.,
into thn hnrsc
".Annott immediately we could hear
= brrricd conversation that was hc..:
c,rried ON in low tones. and in Il sur.
prisingly short time a man appcnred
| and oskcd what Kind of pillows we
, 1905-10-05
"SIMPLE LIFE" AT WEDDING.


AbnuIon CuoIscd Diet.
Annie Louise Ambrose and Edgar
Wallace COnabIc We're married recent
ly ut Los Angeles according to the.
doctrines Of the simple life says Il
Los Angeles dispatch. No unnecessary
word was spoken by the Rev. ID. /.
Jenkins. who performed the ceremony
The word obey" was omitted.
Because it is Il custom 10 take II
honeymoon trip, the bride and bride
groom walked from church 10 their
new home ANA began life III once with
Il menu tipt uboiishes meats and al!
cooked foods, their principal articles OF
diet being nuts. fruits and vegetables.
At the wedding supper which followed
the ceremony no cooked foods We're
served. The party sat under trees and
at" nuts and fruit.
\ garden and orchard on their farm
will furnish food, and 50 far rs pos
siblc no articles Of raimcnt not made
by the wife will be worn by either.
Simple methods will rule their home
in everything, and this Includes tie
dispensing with shoes.
, 1905-10-05
On the Go.

v Tow the mournful au;amn brsozcs
M Como m~ca1dCrir.s through the
trecscs,
And tn" sound but little p~!a,tsca.
For it makes us sad 10 know
That the dear old days of summer.
When the heart is Ger a hummer
And delight a welcome conner,
Are at last upon the go.
Now the rose begins to culver.
And the weeds along the river
In the blast arc seen to shivcr
When the twilight clouds are gray.
Going is the festive sailor.
And the warm and fetching tailor
Made costume will face the gallo or
Otherwise be on display.
On our undcrGarmcnts heavy
We will soon begin I. levy:
In III" stores full many n bcvy
VIII examine winter socks.
And the man with but small root OF
EVIL" win invest the fruit of
His harl labor in a suit of
Hand-me-downs within Il box
Yes. it saddens us to know it,
But the summers on the go-it
Hasn't long to linGcr. oh. it
Moves us to the very soul!
For. rcmcmbcr-oh. b u.s.
How the choky. smoky furnace
Into ravinG ficndS will turn us,
Think. too. of the price of coal!
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
, 1905-10-05

Family Friend 49, Well, how arc
things?
Young Prcachcr-FinC. The cOngrc-
CATION actually raised my salary this
month.
Family FricnG-TIow much was the
increase?
Young prcnchcr-Thcrc was no in
crease. They merely raised it, that's
nll.-IIouStDn Chronicle.
, 1905-10-05

commae e% tot land THE p%et mgsd sa varies nds a%m hFas. TMhY the sS re
Axiom from $5 to SD;m WnMgNnh from $5o $500 aud in Western Colorado hem@o to 500 In all
sssTg a% S% d c %E S ommi e% %@S sm 9 9gSas g5s e gnmy ~e e9er @Y e pas 9 S5d S@ fen UPTTis
y" TMS state charge oyS cents per- acre fort eln Nnd$ hef for completing title but mquS@o the settler
that shat SHOW evidences of contract with tie irrigation Company for wTr right uhe@ to make his land
Of % s%d &ssn SR && &&@PSa&s@ %SdGq mo- IN %@%fHm Interest," ' I" once however" "0e PAID
, 1905-10-05

Uncle Podgcr-I'vc bought Il ME"
book for YOU.
Jack-What'S it about. unc,e?
Uncle PoIgcr-It is called The
Sleeping Beauty" and is about Il girl
who slept and slept and slept, and
there was no one who could wake her.
Jack-WaS she Il servant girl:
, 1905-10-05

Mrs. Munglcswag looks rs if she
were the victim of some great sor-
row"
"She is. Her daughters all got mar
rled to mere Americans before her hus-
band struck it rich with his patent
, 1905-10-05
Useful.

Agent-Hcrc is II book you cant AZ
ford to be without.
Nictim-I read books.
BUY il for your children"
Il have no family-only Il cat"
"Wcll. don't you need Il good. heavy
book to throw Mt the cat somctimcs:'-
Cleveland Leader.
, 1905-10-05
Not sumcicnny nnnnnc.

But" said the summer girl. what
I'm looking for is Il parasol suitable
for use ut the ~scushore."
Why. this is just the thing" the
clerk urged.
"Oh. no. I'm sure people could see
through Observation-Disclosures Press.
, 1905-10-05

Suosposn IRRIGATION Co, Copy, WYOMING.
GESrI nMsN:-T regard the Cody CaHal a. n Of the most important and
,uad in this State andbeNeye ii destined to EXERCISE great lnhuence on our G
It will open to settlers a region having vast a1d varied source I kn
ubicb fer 10 prlden and industrious farmers greater Assurances of material
than the Big Horn B&an. , ,..m .u ..o u;,.,u .h, ,u
and wh a mean Temperature in summerw which pernls N a wider dN1er5fy OF Gro
tbe country Ave hundred miles south ofi. 1t is therefore, equally well adapted
e T%e Cod Canal taxes it's water supply from me of the largest rivers in
tho hastI ad in hi State. The completed portion Is we'll M substantially
watera all the land below it. 80. A. -.-.- Ill -.u
s'N he Ultimate wnershipo Of both Canal and land by settlers with the abundant "
" + cn therefore,, unreservedly m heartily commend our projecto investors
soL a Respectfully, ELWO
, 1905-10-05

Jonas-I notice that your uncle left
an estate of half II million.
Brown-It was not his fault if he
did.
JoneS-How do you mean?
: Erown-Hc would have take. it with
him if he could.-DctrOit Free Press.
, 1905-10-05
Pertinent Query.

Passenger-Have | time to say good
by to my wife?
Conductor Depends on how long
you've been married.
, 1905-10-05

Mamma at breakfast tahle)-You
should always Use your napkin. Gcor-
gle.
Georgia. am using 1t. mamma. I've
got the dog tied TO thc leg of the table
with it.-Goldcn Days.
, 1905-10-05

But. mamma, if l buy clothes first
1 may not have money left to buy a
trunk"
ETHEL, you haven't any business
sense ut all. You can borrow n
trunk.'-Chicago Record Herald.
, 1905-10-05

stella Mahcl IL Il girl of ideas.
B~ella-Ycs; she put fly paper under
the sofa TO catch her little BROTHER
Brooklyn Life.