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The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
BITS OF BY-PLAY.
PLAYED DOG.

PLAYED DOG.
Johnny, 1 thought told you not
to go outside the gate"
''Yes'em, but you said could play
dog, an had to run an bark at a
wagon"
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.
Want ter buy bull pup?''
mo, sir. I am clergyman"
"Wot Nv it? Bull pups don't care
who owns 'em. Judge.
so SENSITIVE. Z
Miss Citybud-'tWhat makes those
COWS stare at me so?'
Farmer Pegram-''I dunno, miss,
less'n it's that red hat o. yourn.'
Miss Citybud-"Well, 1 know it's
three or four seasons old, but who
would suppose that a lot of stupid
cows would notice it?''
ALL COULD CLIMB.
There are plenty of lower berths
on the train, but every upper is occu-
pied.''
Isn't that peculiar state of af-
fairs?''
"Well, rather, but not under the
circumstances. You see, they are
delegates to a woman's convention
and it was understood that the low
ers were to be left to the older mem
bers of the party
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Mt. Sterling acknowledgements:

"The History of Paris and Bourbon
most complete and best arranged edi-
tions of the kind we have yet seen.
1t is beautifully illustrated, with in
telligent write-ups of the business en-
terprises, schools, stock farms, busi-
ness men, etc., of Paris and Bourbon
county, withal splendid advertise
men of that hustling city and splen-
did county. 1t is a credit to Mr.. Jos.
B. Borders, the historian; Mr.. Swift
Champ, the editor, and to the citizens
of Paris and Bourbon county who
made it possible for Mr.. Borders and
Mr.. Champ to make such success of
their undertaking.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Richmond Climax:

"The Illustrated historical supple
ment to the Bourbon News made its
appearance with the issue of October
3rd. We congratulate Editor Champ
and his assistants upon their business
push, as well as being proprietors of a
paper in such town as Paris, as
beautifully portrayed in this supple
ment. 1t is work to be proud of
and we'll worth preserving"
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Incredible Brutality.

1t would have been incredible brutality
if Chas. F. Lemberger, of Syracuse, N.
Y, had not done the best he could for
his suffering son. my boy" he says,
"cut fearful cash over his eye, SO ap-
piled Bucklen's Arnica Salve, which
quickly healed it and saved his eye -
Good for burns and ulcers too. Only 25c
at Oberdorfer's drug store
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13

ToNsoRIAL ARTISTS. Everyone who
shaves should shave with us-we
shave quick, we shave clean, we
shave right. Five polite BARRIERS en-
ployed. You can always catch a
turn. CANAL BROS.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Oil! Oil!

We sell the best coal oil in the world
2 gallons for 25 cents. The best gaso-
line at Is cents per gallon.
3-tf H. MARGOLEN.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Special Low Rates.

To all points in Montana, Idaho,
Washington, Oregon and British
Columbia, September 18th to Octo-
ber 31st, 1905. Round Trip Home
seekers Tickets on special days.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Hog Killing Time.

| Hog killing time will be here soon.
we are prepared to kill hogs in the
best manner. Save your order for us
and will guarantee satisfaction.
3-tf BALDWIN Bros, Butchers.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Carlisle Mercury:

"Week before last we received the
illustrated edition of the Bourbon News
and being intensely interested in the
history Of Bourbon county as well as
her capital city, we deferred notice
until we could look into the merits of
the News effort, and we are free to
pronounce it the Finest ever" 1t
ought to be appreciated by the Bour-
bon people, and doubtless is, as they
are an appreciative people.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13
Seed Rye.

Sow Rye to prevent your ground
from washing. 1t will furnish early
grazing for sheep and increase the
fertility of the soil. Northern Seed
Rye and Ohio Seed Wheat for sale by
15-6t r. B. HUTCHCRAFT.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13

LION BEER.-Everybody who drinks
beer should always insist on having
the famous Lion Beer.
If t. F. BRANNON, Agent.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13

HELP us to scatter broadcast over
the country our illustrated History OF
Paris and Bourbon county. Price 2E
cents. Order now.
The Bourbon news., 1905-10-13

&&
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
For Mayor
JAMES M. O'BRIEN.
For Police Judge
E. T. HINTON.
For Chief of Police
GEORGE M. HILL.
For Councilmen-
First Ward-W. H. Webb, James B.
Dempsey and James Taylor. Second
Ward-D. c. Parrish, Thos Brannon and
John M. Duvall. Third Ward-T. P.
Woods.
For Circuit Judge
ROBT. L. STOUT,
of Woodford county.
For State Senator
C.P. ECTON,
of Clark county.
For County Judge
DENIS DUNDON
For sherif-
E.P. CLARKE.
For County Clerk
Ed. PATTON.
For County Attorney
T. E. MOORE, JR.
For Representative
J.HAL WOODFORD.
HENRY CAYWOoD.
For Jailer-
GEO. w. JUDY.
For School Superintendent
F. i. MCCHESNEY.
For Surveyor
BEN F. BEDFORD.
For Coroner
VIM. KENNEY.
For Justice of Peace
Paris Precinct, Fletcher Mann; Mill
ersburg, E. P. Thomasson Flat Rock,
J. H. Hopkins North Middletown, L. c.
Anderson Clintonville, J. p Howell
Hutchinson, E. P. CIaybrook F; Centerville
J. T. Barlow; Riddles Mills, Jake
Keller
For Constable
Paris Precinc., Jos. Williams.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

Every mother possesses information
which is of vital interest to her young
1au2 hter.
Too often this is never impaired or is
withheld until serious harm has result
I'd to the growing girl through her
ignorance OF natures mysterious and
wonderful laws and penalties
Girls over-sensitiveness and modesty
often puzzle their mothers and battle
physicians, as they SO often withhold
their confidence from their mothers
and conceal the symptoms which ought
TO be told to their physician at this
critical period.
When a girls thoughts become slug
gish, with headache, dizziness or a dis
position to sleep, pains in back or lower
limbs, eyes dim, desire for solitude:
when she is a mystery to herself and
friends, her mother should come to her
aid, and remember that Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound will at
this time prepare the system for the
coming change, and start the menstrual
period in young girls life without
pain or irregularities.
Hundreds of letters from young girls
and from mothers, expressing their
gratitude for what Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has accomplished
for them, have been received by the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., at
Lynn, Mass.
Miss Mills has written the two fol-
lowing letters to Mrs. Pinl1ham, which
will be read with interest:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:- First Lottery
81 am but fifteen years OF age, am depressed,
heve dizzy spells, chiils, headache and back
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

Every housekeeper should know
that il they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time. because 1t
never sticks to the iron. but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in A-pound pack
ages. and the price is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals- If your grocer tries to sell you
a 1909. package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
tiers and figures "16 ozs-" Demand De-
fiance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick.
ing. Defiance never sticks
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Have Proved Their Worth.

The campaign undertaken by inter
ested publications to undermine the
faith of the people in proprietary
medicines has drawn forth the follow
ing from a high medical authority:
1T must never be forgotten that the
interest of the manufacturer is to put
out a remedy which is not only meri-
torious but safe With a small army
of enemies constantly on the alert
ready to seize upon and magnify every
unfavorable circumstance, how few
are the cases of accident or injury
from the use of proprietary medicines,
Complaints in regard to the use of
such remedies are exceedingly rare
and utterly Insignificant, in compari-
son with the amount sold and the mill
lions of people who avail themselves
of these remedies"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

ache, and as have heard that you can givo
helpful advice to girls in r-ly condition, I ann
writing you. Myrtle Mills. Oquawka, III
Dear Mrs Pinkham:- (Second Lottery
% 1t is with the feeling of utmost gratitude
that I write to you to tell you what your
valuable medicine has done for me. When
wrote you in regard to my condition had
consulted several doctors, but they failed to
understand my and did not receive
any benefit from their treatment. followed
your advice, and took Lydia e. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound and am now healthy
and well, and all the distressing symptoms
which had at that time have disappeared. y
Myrtle Mills, Oquawka, H.
Miss Matilda Borman writes Mrs
Pinkham as follows:
Dear Mrs Pinkham
q Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound my inonshiies Were irresSu-
lar and painful, and l always had such
dreadful headaches.
s. But since taking the Compound my heed
aches have entirely left me- my monthlies are
regular, and am getting strong and we'll
am telling all nv girl friends what Lydia &
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound has done for
me.n-Matilda Borman, Pennington, Iowa
If you know of any young girl who
is sick and needs motherly advice, ask
her to address Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn
Mass, and tell her every detail of her
symptoms, and to keep nothing back
She will receive advice absolutely free,
/ from a source that has no rival in the
experience of woman S ills, and it will, IL
followed. PIT her on the right road to a
strong, healthy and happy womanhood-
Lydia f. Pinlkham's Vegetable Com
| pound holds the record for the greatest
number of cures of female ills of any
medicine that the world has ever
known. Why don you try it?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
An Expert.

Where is the nearest barber
shop?" asked the hardware drummer.
''Ain't no barber in this town. re-
piled the landlord of the village inn,
but if you want hair cut 1 reckon
the editor of the Weekly Clipper can
accommodate YOU
Get out!" exclaimed the h. d.
What does an editor know about
hair cutting?"
That's all right" rejoined the land
lord. That fellows the handiest
chap for miles around with the
shears
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
UNCLE SANS soLIoUY.

I'm foxy old bird, you plainly can
see,
With plumage just gaudy enough
To tickle the eyes of all of the firls
Who vow that / am the stuff.
I'm not SO young as 1 used to be,
And puppy love long has fled
I'm proud old daddy of all the girls
I love 'em from toe to head.
In Winter 1 f1irt and skate with the
maid
Who's wrapped in boas and furs-
She chuchIes me under the chin and
laughs
Just like a tame pussy cat purrs-
The Spring girl comes and chases
her off
And brings her garments of green;
She trips as airy as fairies at play,
And oft with this daisy I'm SEEN
The mellow Miss Summer comes
tripping in view,
With flowers and birds and song
And soon we are strolling in old
Lovers Lane
I'm sure you don't thirk it is wrong
But much as I love Miss Winter and
Spring,
And revel in Miss Summers smile,
There's just one girl I know you'll
admit
Who has then all beaten mile.
Her name is Miss Fall, the reaper of
Iruit
She gamers of ripe golden grain
In fact she does more than any one
girl,
And often she comes oct in vain.
Now don't call me tickle, nor foxy nor
flip,
Because I love every maid,
You'd do it yourself, now wouldn't
you sir,
If it wasn't because you're afraid ?
"A. U. Mayfield in Denver News
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Good RaiIroa6inq.

When railroad has laid its rails of
heaviest steel on a roadbed of solid,
dustless rock built its bridges OF
strongest steel and firmest masonary;
reduced grades and eliminated curves
to the minimum; protected its line
with a perfect block signal system;
provided every efficient safety appli-
ance in couplers and brakes; furnished
cars that have all the strength that
the best material and finest workman
ship will afford; secured engines so
powerful that they will pull their loads
with ease and speed; manned its
trains with employees who have passed
a rigid medical examination as to their
physical and mental abilities, and
when every resource of science, skill
and experience has been employed in
track and equipment, that railroad has
fulfilled it's entire duty to the public
which it serves.
But when, in addition to these re-
quirements of safety and comfort, one
railroad leads the rest in providing lux
uries that enhance the pleasure of
travel; furnishing new ideas in rest
full chair cars without extra cost; SER
vice and meals in dining cars that are
tells and restaurants; smoking apart
ments in which you long to Hnger, Ii
braries filled with the news of the.
hour and readable literature; writing
desks and stationery at ones elbow;
cars brilliantly Illuminated with cleo
tricity-cooled in summer with cleo
trio fans and warmed in winter with
steam heat; the latest conceptions in
sleeping cars and parler cars;
cars handsomely decorated with
original and exclusive designs
and even carrying rich and dis
tinctive colors on the outside that in
stantly distinguish them from other
trains, then that railroad does more
than its simple duty and establishes a
claim for patronage to which the trav-
cling public is quick to respond These
are some of the reasons why the Chi
cago and Alton railway is known as
saThe Only Way" and explains why it
carries such large share of the travel
between ST. Louis and Chicago and be-
tween St Louis and Kansas City. And
when that road is so fortunately To-
Gated as to give it short line, the
tendency to use it on the part of all
the people who know is almost ire
sistable-St. Louis Globe-Democrat-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
A Mistake Corrected.

There is heap of moonshine in
politics. said the man who speaks
figuratively.
Mister answered the man from
the mountains, you're wrong. There
may be some dispensary in it, but
we're doing all we can to keep moon
shine out of public life
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
The Richest Man.

Croesus was king of Lydia, a coun-
try of Asia Minor, in the seventh CEN
fury before Christ, and was renowned
for his prodigious wealth. His coun-
try was conquered by Cyrus and an
nexed to Persia, SAG B. c. His wealth
gave rise to the expression, LAS r.ch
as Croesus.'' But with all his money
he could not buy food so wholesome.
nourishing and palatable as Pills
bury's Vitos, the leading cereal food
CT the day
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
His ComcraInt.

'T s'pose," growled the old farmer,
them air autymobeels il entitled t.
half tn road, amt they?"
"Of course they are, Uncle Hiram"
replied the village squire.
"Yaas, 1 s'pose so,'' continued the
cid man, but 1 don't low ez they've
got emmy right t. take their half out
Nv tn middle, by grassi"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
His Modest Gear

do you believe in reincarnation? ''
asked the woman who is interested in
the occult.
YES" answered the young man
who never contradicts.
"Then you understand theosophy ?"
mo. If l understood it I am afraid
1 might not believe in it,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
No Wonder.

Wasn't trying to commit suicide?
Why, she jumped off the pier into
thirty feet of water and sank like a
stonei"
Il know, but she just explained to
the man who rescued her that she
had learned to swim at a correspond
ence school,"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Not Sure of Her Own

Mrs. De Fashion Cat a children's
party)-Mariei
Nurse girl-Yes. ma'am.
Mrs. De Fashion-It's time for us
to go home. Which of these children
is mine?-New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
When Your Grocer Says

he does not have Defiance Starch, you
may be sure he is afraid to keep it I'M
til his stock of IL packages are
sold Defiance Starch is not only bet
ter than any other Cold Water Starch,
but contains 16 OF. to the package and
sells for same money as II OF. brands.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Here is Relief for Women,

Mother Gray, a nurse in New York, dis
covered pleasant Ecrb remedy for women's
Ills, called AUSTRALIAN-LEA 1t is the
only certain monthly regulator. Cures
ternale weaknesses, Backache, Kidney and
Urinary troubles. AT all Druggists or by
mail so cts. Sample mailed FREE. Address.
The Mother Gray Co. LeISoY. N. -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

Lewis 'sSingle Binder'' straight sc cigar
The highest price sc cigar to the dealer
and the highest quality for the smoker
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

A doctor is making money when
he begins to call his patients his
cl- entele.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
A FEW MERRY JEsTS
SOMETHING TO REMEMBER AND
SMILE OVER.

Jury's Disagreement That Affected De-
PENDANT and His Lawyer-SPecula-
ton as to Efforts of the Parrot
Mrs. De Fashions Troubles.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

A woman never forgets her first
love-nor forgives herself if she mar
rieS him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

The more money there is in the
world the more it gets away from
most people.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Paradoxical.

Lightleigh-I hear you have gone in
fir physical exercise.
Heavymun-Yes; I've been promis-
en- feat job as SOON as get thinner.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

Try me just once and I am sure to
come again Defiance Starch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the reduces m
nannmation- aay pain. cures wind cocs~ 25c ooefA
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
woman has

men,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

He who waits for something to turn
up is likely turn up in the almshouse
house.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

An obligation of any sort is mort
age on your time.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

Few men can refrain from boastine
of the good acts they do by mistake.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

A title girl with red hair is a dam
erous thing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

1t wouldn't be any fun at all to be
lazy If there was no work to do.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Maybe.

Every time my parrot looks at me
he tries to say something that sounds
like Dear Isn't that cute of it?
Il dunno Maybe it's trying to
swear."-Chicago Tribune.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Told by the EXPLORER.

The explorer was entertaining his
friends with yarns of the ArC-ic re-
gions-
And once" he related. 81 was cor
nered by polar bear, and didn't have
a bullet to protect myself. Tears came
into my eyes as | thought of home"
What them" asked his GREATNESS
friends.
why, the tears froze as hard as a
rock, and, ramming them in my gun,
I fired and killed the bear.'-Stray
Stories.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-Cz. package 8
cents The Russ Company, Sou5h Bend, Ind
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

DON'T FORGET
large 2-oZ. package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
cents the Russ Company. South Bend. Ind.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

A man is great by just how little
those around him are.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
a PronosaI.

Miss Pechis-"Mr. Dumley took me
for Vassar graduate the first time
he met me-
Mr.. Yerner-"That's strange. That
isn't at all what 1 was inclined to take
you for-'
Miss Pechis-"No? What them"
MT Yerner-"For better, for worse
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25
Worse and More Of 1t.

Grumbell-"Most women have but
one idea and that's Dress"
Jenks-4Huh! My wife has about q
dozen ideas all OF that subject .
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-11-25

If it wasn't because you're afraid ?
"A. U. Mayfie1d in Denver News.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-12
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

The News acknowledges the receipt
OF American Home and Gardens"
publication that succeeds tho "eeIon.
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elmo but homo Journal with all that
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refining whore ~ lessons are studied 90
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An interesting volume ~ one entitled
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lnnl religion IN contrast with an rrccc-
ding religions reviews all cases Of
pardon IN the Now Testament main.
tains that the Church ol christ should
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teaching ana practice Win the Now
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Tho tuly ispuc ot tho North Amorl,
can Review contains a selection uf un,
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ID number ~ timely topics The H.
Hon. Sir John u, Gorgt NJ r. tells a
gruceomo tale % Physical dogoncra'
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~ lifo. Insurance companies Rocker
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General Agent " the New York Asso'
citation for Improving the Condition
NJ the Poor advocates Publicity IN
Educational ana Charitable work
Joseph Conrad, IN nm extraordinary nv
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cNulW IN Ruesinn disasters and llouts
the idea that Russla's might was over
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