The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-03-09

one gathered up all the sayings about
the glory and power Of gold he could
make litany longer than that which
Is chanted In honor Of the Virgin. You
must be without penny, If only for
4 day or two and try to live in this
world of ours, to have any idea of the
needs of him whose purse is empty.
invite those who love contrasts aGl
unforeseen situations to attempt to live
without money three days and far
from their friends and acquaintance
IN short, far from the society In which
they are somebody. They will gain
more experience in forty eight hours
than in year otherwise. Alas for
some people! They have this expert
ence thrust upon them, and when yeri-
table ruin descends around their heads
It is useless to remain in their own
country, among the companions of
their youth, their former colleagues,
even those indebted to them. People
affect to know them no longer. With
what bitterness do they comment on
the creed Of money! With gold one
may have what he WILL without it, i'm
possible to have anything. They be-
come pariahs, lepers, whom every one
shuns. Flies swarm round cadavers
men round gold. Take away the gold,
nobody is there Oh, it has caused
tears to flow, this creed Of gain-bitter
tears, tears OF blood, even from those
very eyes which once adored the gold
en- calf
And, with IL all, this creed is false,
quite false. / shall not advance to the
attack with hackneyed tales of the
rich man astray in desert who can
not get even drop Of water for his
gold, or the decrepit millionaire who
would give half he has to buy from a
stalwart fellow without cent his
twenty years and his lusty health; no
more shall attempt to prove that one
cannot buy happiness. SO many peo-
pie who have money and so many more
who have not would smile at this truth
as the HARDEST ridden Of saws. But |
shall appeal to the common experience
of each Of you, to make you put your
finger on the clumsy lie hidden beneath
an axiom that all the world goes about
repeating.
Fill your purse to the best Of your
means and let us set out for one of the
watering places Of which there are so
many-I mean some little town for
merly unknown and full of simple folk,
respectful and hospitable among whom
II was good to be, and cost little. Fame
with her hundred trumpets has an
nounced them to the world and shown
them how they can profit from their
situation their climate, their person
ality. You start out on the faith of
Dame Rumor, fiattering yourself that
with your money you are going to find
a quiet place to rest and, far from the
world of civilization and convention,
weave bit Of poetry into the warp Of
your days.
The beginning Is good. Natures set
ting and some patrlarchal costumes,
slow to disappear, delight you. But
as time passes the impression Is spoil
ed The reverse side of things begins
to show. This which you thought was
as true antique as family heirlooms is
naught but trickery to mystify the
credulous. Everything Is labeled; all
Ia ha tsth 10 tha In
habitants. These primitlves have be-
come the most consummate of sharp
ers. Given your money, they have re-
solved the problem of getting 1t with
the least expense to themselves. On
all sides are nets and traps, like spider
webs, and the fly that this gentry lies
snugly In wait for is you This is
what twenty or thirty years of venall-
ty has done for population once sim
pie and honest whose contact was
grateful indeed to men worn by city
life. Homemade bread has disappear
ed, butter comes from the dealer, they
know to an art how to skim milk and
adulterate wine; they have all the vices
of dwellers In cities without their vlr-
tues.
As you leave you count your money.
So much is wanting that you make
complaint. You are wrong. One never
pays too dear for the conviction that
there are things which money will not
buy.
You have need in your house of an
intelligent and competent servant. At
tempt to find this rara avis. According
to the principle that with money one
may get anything, you ought as the
position you offer is inferior, ordinary,
good or exceptional, to find servants
average, excellent, superior
But all those who present themselves
for the vacant post are listed In the
last category and are fortified with |
certificates to support their preten-
sions. 1t is true that nine times out of |
ten when put to the test these experts |
are found totally wanting. Then why |
did they engage themselves with your |
They ought in truth to reply as does
the cook in the comedy, who is dearly |
paid and proves to know nothing:
Why did you hire out as a Gordon bleu7 |
1t was to get bigger commissions.
That is the great affair You will
always find people who like TO get big
wages. More rarely you find capabil-
lty And If you are looking for pro
btty the difficulty increases, Mercena-
ries may be had for the asking; faith /.
fulness is another thing. Far be 1t from
me to deny the existence Of faithful
servants. at once intelligent and up
right. But you will encounter as
many, IL not more, among the i'll paid
as among those most highly salaried
And 1t little matters where you find
them, you may be sure that they are
not faithful In their own interest; they
are faithful because they have some
what Of that simplicity which renders
us capable OF self abnegation.
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