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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-16
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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-16

Babies skin will be soft, fair and
smooth II yon give them HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea this month. 1t
regulates the stomach aud bowels IL
makes little ones sleep and grow So
cents r. @. Schulz & Sons
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-16
I Al ST. Louis.

st. Louis, Aug Cattle--Re
ceipts, 5000. STEADY to ten lower
Beef steers, $35om5.6o; stockera and
feeders. s2.00Ma,15; cows and heifera
S2,25M4S5; Texas steers s2.5oG4o5
Hogs - Receipts, 10000. Lower
Range, $575@6.S5.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-16
Provision Market.

liuttcr, cheese, oggs, steady. IN.
Coffee Options closed steady On L
fair scattering demand, net unchanged
to , points lower Sales, 1903 500 bags.
September s7.i5 Spot Rio. steady
No. \ Invoice, sM; mild, steady; cor
doya. lom1J.
Sugar Raw, firm; fair refining, Az
M0.S2; centrifugal, % test, 3Ia0plT ~;
molasses' sugar, NV M9-82,
Read tho Cairo Bulleila ror nsws 3,
thU surrounding oountry.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
ON THE OCEANS FLOOR.
How 1t Feels to Go Down Into the
Sea In Diving He'll.

How 1t Feels to Go Down into the
Sea In a Diving BELL.
How it feels to go down into the sea
in diving bell is described as fol-
lows by one who made the descent:
Putting on q pair Of stockings, leg
gings and heavy boots. jumped on to
the seat when the huge bell-it weigh
ed forty tons and was as large as q
good sized room-was swung by the
powerful crane over the staging, and
gradually we were lowered into the
sea. The sensation at first was very
strange. AS we entered the water,
which was driven out of the bell by
compressed air, there was distinct
buzzing sound in the ears and head. I
was told to hold my nose and blow
through 1t, and I did So Slowly we
descended and at last reached the bot
tom, some fifty feet below the surface
The bell in question was seventeen feet
long and ten feet wide There were
six of us in it. 1t was lighted by cleo
tricity and was almost as bright as
day. We first landed on bed which
the divers had previously leveled The
moment the bell touched the ground
there was perhaps about two feet of
water in It, This was quickly driven
out by the compressed air, when we
walked on comparatively dry ground
with the sea all around us.
"By sending signals up to the man
in charge Of the great crane to which
the bell is attached the apparatus can
be moved as it's occupants wish Aft
er inspecting the smooth bed on which
the bottom blocks are laid we went
out to sea and, landing on the bottom
again, obtained some idea of the diff
culties Of digging foundation on the
floor Of the ocean. It was ragged and
rocky. -Four men work in a bell I'M
der pressure OF twenty seven pounds
to the square inch for three hours at a
time, digging up the ground until 1t is
perfectly smooth and level. The ma
terial Is thrown into large wooden
box swung in the center Of the bell
climbing to our seats again, the
| man gave the necessary signals. and
| away we went, all under water, of
course, until we landed once more upon
| the stones just placed in position. The
electric lights In the bell are placed
close to the thick little glass windows.
When we stayed on the bottom quietly
| for little while the fish darted at the
light but at the noise Of shovel they
quickly disappeared" ~s.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Your Habitual Expresx,o,

What kind Of an expression do YOU
wear habitually? Is it sour, morose,
repellent? Is it a mean, stingy con-
temptible, uncharitable, intolerant ex-
preston? Do you wear the expression
Of bulldog, a grasping, greedy, hun
gry expression which indicates az
ayaricious nature? Do you 20 about
among your employees with thunder
cloud expression, with a melancholy
Respondent hopeless look on your face,
or do you wear the sunshine express
sion which radiates good cheer and
hope, which indicates feeling of good
will and Of helpfulness? Do people
smile and look happier when you APP
proach them, or do they shrink from
you and feel chilly goose flesh sensa-
ton come over them as they see YOU
approach?
1t makes all the difference in the
world to you and to those whom YOU
influence what kind of an expression
you wear.-Orison SWEET Marden in
Success Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
EASTER CUSTOMS.
Curious Obseryances OF the Past and
Present Ia ENGLAND.

PRESENT Ia England.
Some of the Old Eiaster customs in
England are curiously barbaric, and
even at the present time the observ
ance. of this particular festival is sur
rounded with more or less superstition,
just enough to lend to it the charm OF
mystery.
twentieth century maidens don
bright yellow garters, secure In their
belief that they will be enga yed before
the year ends Others give their tresses
"a hundred strokes three times" with
the brush while thinking intently of
their hearts desire. And who does not
take good care to wear their new
things on Easter day7
Among the earliest OF Easter Gus
toms are the following:
At Queens college, Oxford, herring
placed by the cook to simulate man
on horseback Is set on corn salad and
brought to the table This is supposed
to represent a red herring riding away
on horseback and Is the last vestige Of
the once popular pageants of rejoicing
for the end OF the Lenten fast.
1t was erstwhile habit in English
towns for the boys after the Easter
service to run into the street and
snatch the buckles from the shoes Of
the girls whom they were able to catch.
Easter Monday, however, it was turn
| about, and the womei3chased the men.
II the men refused to- pay a sixpence
or happened to wear boots the women
tried to snatch their hats, and to re-
cover hat cost sixpence.
In some old towns great cakes were
brought to church and there divided
among the young people
A singular Easter custom was that
OF lifting and weaving" A man sit
ting contentediy In his home was sur
prised by the servants and women of
his household, who entered bearing a
great armchair lined with white and
decorated with ribbons and favors.
The man was forced to sit in the chair
and be lifted by the women, to each of
whom he must give a sixpence On a
day In Easter week, either Monday or
Tuesday, the man lifted the women
|
Edward I. was lifted in his bed by
bis ladies and maids Of honor, and 9
record shows the payment made by
him to have been some $1,000 in six,
penees.
In older days in England monks at
Easter acted plays in churches, the ia.
vorite subject being the resurrection
Not only were these plays enacted in
the churches on these festival days. but
there was dancing, particularly in the
French cathedrals.
Even the sun. it is said, dances or
Easter day. ..s-<
In Ireland great preparations were
made for the last day Of Lent. HOLY
Saturday, about 8 o'clock. q hen and 8
piece of bacon We're put in the pot. anC
at y there We're eating and much mer
rymaking. At all rose to see the SUI
dance in honor of the resurrection.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
BITS FROM THE WRITER'S.

A man never loves a woman so well
as when he has been able to come to
her rescue.-Alice Woods Ull1nan.
The man with an opinion is Stunned
as though he carried about him the
germs of infectious disease.-Alfred
Sutro
I never can make out why those can
did people who always say what they
think have such unpleasant thoughts
Sarah Grand.
Unless man believes in himself he
may as we'll be buried Immediately
for all the work he is going to do In
the world.-Sidney Allnutt. -
The man who hopes for nothing will
generally attempt nothing. 'Tomor
row" should always fling its light OF
promise upon "today.'-Rev. Silas X
Hooking. M e
EEss zase=--S:@ '-'~'S - aH<.Sg*s2'> w..
Since the garden of Eden men have
taken good deal mo- pleasure in lay
| in blame ON thar wives than in layin
blame on the deyil.-Ellen Glasgow.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
A DANISH BOARHoUND.
He Was u Jealous Brute and Careful
Iy Guarded His Mistress.

iy Guarded His Mistress.
During visit to friend in the
country Sir Henry Hawkins had an adj
venture with boarhound which he
describes in his acknowledgements"
There was an enormous Danish boar
hound,>which had, unperceived by us,
followed Mrs Harlstone from the Ii
brary. He pushed by without cere-
mony and pssceeded until he reached
the lady, who was some distance in
advance. He then carefully took the
skirt OF her dress with his mouth and
carried it like an accomplished train
bearer until she reached the bottom Of
the stairs and the garden, when he let
go the dress and gazed as an interest
ed spectator
But before we parted from Mrs.
Haristone and while was talking to
her 1 felt my hand in the boarhound's
mouth, and a pretty capacious mouth
it was, for I seemed to touch nothing
but his formidable fangs So soft, was
the touch Of his fangs that was only
just conscious my hand was In his
IuOutu by now anu luS1 tilG SSutloSL
reminder. I knew animals too well to
attempt to withdraw it, and preserv-
ed aecalm more wonderful than could
have given myself credit for.
While was wondering what the
next proceeding might be Mrs Harl-
stone begged me to be quite easy and
on no account to show any opposition
to the dogs proceedings, in which case
she promised that he would lead me
gently to the other side of the lawn
and leave me without doing the least
harm
AS was being led away Mrs. Harl-
stone said: 'Do exactly as he wishes.
He Is jealous Of your talking to me,
and any one who does SO he leads
away to the other side Of the garden"
Having conducted me to the remot-
est spot he could find, he opened his
huge jaws and released my hand, wag-
ged his tail and trotted off. much pleas
ed with his performance.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Transforming Judges In ENGLAND.

1t is considered an essential condi-
ton of the English court system that
the judges shall be absolutely indie
pendent financially; that their salaries
shall be SO large and provision for their
future shall upon their retirement be
SO ample they need at no time Of their
service have any monetary anxiety.
There are now no fewer than eight
ex-judges in receipt Of total pensions
amounting to S121 .682.5O a year. A
Judge who continues on the bench aft
er completing fifteen years. service
really does his work for $7,299.75 a
year, the difference between his sal
airy and pension The lord chancellor
ts entitled to a pension of $24,S32.5O a
year for life, however short his tenure
OF the chanceIIorship.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
YOUR DAILY TASK.
Bring Your Whole Self to 1t with
All Your Powers Intact.

Bring Your Whole Self to 1t With
All Your Powers Intact.
1t makes al! the difference In the
world in results whether you come to
your work every day with all your
powers intact, with all your faculties
up to the standard; whether you come
with the entire man, so that you can
fling your whole life into your task, or
with only part Of yourself; whether
you do your work as a giant or as a
pygmy. Most people bring only small
part of themselves to their tasks. They
cripple much Of their ability by irregu-
lar living, bad habits in eating and in
furious food, lack of sleep, dissipation
Or some other folly. They do not come
to their tasks every morning whole
men. A part Of themselves and often
a large part is somewhere else. They
left their energy where they were try
ing to have a good time, so that they
bring weakness instead Of power, in
difference and dizziness instead of en-
thusiasm and alertness, to the perform
ance Of the most important duties Of
| their lives. The man who comes to his
work in the morning unrefreshed, Ian
guild and listless cannot do good, hon
est days work, and if he drags rotten
days into the year how can he expect a
sound career or successful achieve
ment?
Good work is not entirely a question
Of will power. Often this is impaired
| by a low physical standard. The quail
ity Of the work cannot be up to high
water mark when every faculty, every
function and every bit Of your ability
| is affected by your physical and mental
condition. You may be sure that your
| weakness, whatever it's cause, will ap-
pear in your days work, whether it is
| making books Or selling them, teaching
school or studying, singing or painting,
chiseling statues or digging trenches
| OrisOn SWEET Marden in Success Maya
| zine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Ralph Waldo E.nerson's Stove,

Ralph Waldo Emerson was man of
rare integrity and very particular
about small things. One day new
cooking stove had been provided for
his house, and, although the stove came
very highly recommended, it proved
thoroughly unsatisfactory and most
provoking, as it did everything but
what it was expected to do. After
awhile the family was in despair, and
some one suggested sending it to auc-
ton '-
"What!' exclaimed Emerson. Trans
fer our own perplexity to another pair
of shoulders? No. never, unless the
stove is labeled Imperfect
And SO Imperfect it was labeled
and sold at a great discount-Boston
Herald. .--.---. .
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
The Oldest Book,

Max Muller said that the Brahmans
in particular pride themselves on the
age Of their Vedas, which, according
to some critics, date from 5000 B. O.:
according to others, from 1900 or 1900
B. G.. Even this more nederate date
is far beyond that OF the Old Tesla
ment or any other sacred book, so that
to the Brahmans must be given the cred
1t, il, credit there be, OF possessing the
oldest, the most remote and conse-
quently the most difficult OF the sacred
books Of the world.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Red Hair.

When red hair makes it's appearance
on human head all lukewarmness is
at an end. 1t is either loved or loathed.
It's admirers, with artists in the van,
are almost Historically enthusiastic.
They call it golden, though the gold
that copes out of the earth is not often
exactly that shade. A red haired wo-
man Is sure Of success in some quar-
ter. however plain her face or insignifi-
cant her figure. The detractors Of red
hair say it is sign OF bad temper or
immortality or both and therefore to be
scrupuiously avoided.-London Queen,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
An Only Daughter
Cured of Consumption.

When death was hourly expected, all
remedies having failed, and DR.. H.
James was experimenting with the
many herbs of Calcutta, he accident
ally made preparation which cured
his only child of consumption. His
child is now in this country, and en-
joying the best of health. He has
proved to the world that Consumption
can be positively and permanently
cured. The Doctor now gives this
recipe free, for two 2-cent stamps to
pay expenses. This herb also cures
Night Sweats. Nausea at the Stomach
and will break up fresh cold in
twenty -four hours. Address GRAD
DOCK & CO., 1892, Race St, Phila-
delphia, naming this paper.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Dirty Washing

Natives Of Morocco think that Euro
peans and Americans are dirty. The
habit to which they object Is that of
washing the hands or face in basin
and, still more, taking a bath where the
water is not running. The cleaner the
bather becomes, they say, the dirtier
the water he. is washing with must
necessarily become. And eventually
the bather steps forth as cleansed
from water which is no longer clean.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
The King of Korea.

Only the king of Korea may raise
goats or have round columns and
square rafters to his house or wear a
coat of brilliant red Only the king
may look upon the faces of the queen s
hundreds Of attendant ladies or have
any building outside Of which there
are more than three steps. Four steps
would be high treason and would cost
their owner a traitors death.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
RIGHT N0W.

After all, what's the use? No mat
ter how hard we may fight, we lose in
the end; no matter how much we may
seemingly conquer, in the end we are
wretchedly beaten; no matter how
much we are in the public eye, within
two weeks after our death we are too
dead to be talked about. There is
only one time in the world, and that is
now-Lawrence (Kan.) World
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
His Proud Moment.

Mike-Oi hear yez wor' foined foive
dollars fer assaultin' McDooley Pat
VI Wor', an it wor a proud momint
Whln Vi hur-rd TIL sintince, b'gorry.
Mike-Pfwhat's tn rayson av thot?
Pat-Faith, an it showd which ay us
had tn best ay tn Chicago
News
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
OUR GUARANTEE,

We guarantee first, that GUIANA
viii cure all the diseases as describ Il in
the above list We next state to you
that il goa find lhnt, after taking the
titsl large !,s,ctle III CuIlaan, you do not
see any 'n:uENVettt"nt IN your case, come
ba' K t. rs with the empty bDttle and
get your nl"aeg TACK. We w!lI forfeit
Sl0t g.. @n:a tase If ca5arft that we
cacoot cnre If cur ne}tciuc is taken as
directrd.
Our uissio4 is to cure disc ssea, aau
Tareaiize thHt people are ;ired Of being
hnINh"gGfd jutn buying worthless stnG
solo under guarantee To- cure, uud Gn"ilg
being 6windled out of their moncg, We
d0n'5 want your mouey unIess we c;.,t
help you. We have q medicine, not "a
alcoholic beverage ahlch aggravates
your disease when the effects OF the in.
toxlcaut is gone, and leaves you worse
off than before, with the added curse Of
the whisky or drug habit fastened upon
you.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Deferred.

what" asked the youth, twas the
happiest moment Of your life?''
The happiest moment Of my life,"
answered the sage of Sageville, 'is yet
TO come"
When do you expect it?" querled the
inquisitiye youngster.
when people cease to ask fool ques-
lions" replied the philosophy dispenser.
Chicago News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Doomed.

"Bigstar's manager has promised to
give presentation Of that comedy of
mine" said De Ritter, "but 1 don't
know when it's to come off,
Probably the night after it's put
on, suggested Crittick. = Catholic
Standard and Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
His Mistaken Idea.

"But, my DEAR" demonstrated Mr..
Meekun, there's good deal to be said
on both Sides"
mo, there isn't" answered his
spouse. Eve told you what I think
about it, and that's all that is going to
be said" Chicago Tribune.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
The Reason.

Ethel-What, did you say to papa last
night? Ferdy-Nothing. I was so
scared that | didn't open my mouth.
Ethel-Oh, that accounts for it.! He
said you impressed him very favora-
bly!-Home Notes.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Didn't Like Cannibals.

Head of Foreign Trade Office
Where would you prefer to go as our
agent? Young Traveler-Well, if pos
sible where the natives are vegetarians.
New Yorker.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
CUBANAiC CURES

Kidney Complaint, Diabetis,
Liver Disease, Sick Headache,
Bladder Troubles Malaria,
Rheum atiSm, Consumption,
Dyspepsia, Catarrh,
DiarrhOea, Coughs,
CoStlYeReSs, Eczema,
ScrofGla. Boils,
Colds La Grippe Pimples, Piles,
Blood Humors, Frequent Urinatlon,
Dropsy, All Urinary Disorders
Female Weakness Erysipeias,
lImpOteRcy, All Private Diseases
Painful and Irregular Menstration.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24

He that hath no inward beauty per
cefyes. none, though all around is beau
tiful.-Y Young.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Western Agency.
Cuban Chemical Co
524 Boston Blk, Minneapolis.

!fCUBANA is not kept in stock by your re
tail or wholesale druggist, call or address the
ABOVE number, and your order will be
promptly filed.
We prepay freight on al orders of one doz
en- or more dollar bottles to any part OF the
United States.
Putup in two sizes, at 50 cents and S.. 90 per
bottle, or six large bottles for S.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24
Cured Of Running Sores.

Mr.. JuIiu. Rres of Minneapolis says;
For years i,ufferad from running sores in
the ears, caused by scarlet fever when was
years OLD. paid out hundreds OF dollars
to doctors aud specialists in this and tho old
country. Found no relief uuttl | used bot.
ties of Guiana and found myself cured.
There has been no recurrence Of the disease
tN 40 iDOp
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24


am 80 Old and healthy pain and
work
which
ed
would have been dead 10 had
wonderful medicine, which cured
would if had
the
the family suffering
all we'll will
j. DEWITT
1851 st, Mimi
DON'T delay Write today You
health diseased
of
Will receive
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24

A thousand times listen to the coun-
sci of your friend, but seek it only
ence.-Hardy
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-24

y combination of Roots, Herbs, Bnrks
Gums aud Balssms Of the islal d of Cuba
scicnif ally prepared anal blended for
the prevention and cure of disease
Tins medicine HAS been USED in various
forms by the CubaI.s for hundreds OF
years The native shrubs and veget,s.
Bile life OF this tropical island are high
ly medicinal, nurture'I and wartne,t by
a tropical sun and r1pcneh ty soft sea
brec .e<, They bring the health aGd ia
vigol sting properties Of thu ocean t..
your very doors.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-07-14
Killed by Her Husband.

In full view of 20 of their neighbors,
John Crane drove his wife from her
home at 1101 Bales avenue in Kansas
City, Mo-, and, as she was fleeing into
the street, he shot her four times in
the back, killing her instantly A large
crowd assembled, and threats Of lynch
ing were freely made, but the prompt
arrival of the police, who took Crane
in charge, prevented violence.
Mrs. Crane, who was 80 years old
filed a divorce suit against Crane last
April, alleging that he had fraudulent
ly secured possession of property OF
hers worth $225,0OO. She had inherit
ed this property from a former hus
band.