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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
System in Good

a THLETES realize the Importance Of
~ keeping in good bodily trim.
The digestion must be good, the circuIa-
ton perfect, sleep regular and enough Of it.
Il the slightest catarrhal condition of
lungs or stomach is allowed to remain,
neither digestion nor sleep win be strength
sustaining.
Those ac9tO lead Uery nctiUe lives,
like athletes, aCttIs good muscular de-
ve1opment, Jtnd the sprtag ns0nshs
especially trying.
Athletes everywhere praise Peruna be-
cause they, of all men, appreciate the value
OF a tonic that dispels physical depression.
The VOCATION or some men may al
LOaC them TO endure the depressing
feelings Incident to sprfssg aVeat sers
but the athlete must meUerGiEosO htnI-
self to get lander the tCeGthes'.v
He must keep in the pink Of condition
all the time.
In order to do this he must avail him
self of spring tonic upon which he can
rely.
Therefore athletes are especially
Friendly toiOGrd PermssG.
Peru4sG neUer fails them. 7
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

The young preacher had made
fairly favorable impression with his
maiden sermon, but the deacons were
somewhat dubious.
ASK him." whispered Deacon Pep
pergrass, IF he gets the call, how many
times a year he Expects to lecture on
Hamlet
Says he don't 'xpect to lecture none
whatever" reported Deacon Winter
green, after holding brief confab with
the candidate.
He's ingagedF' was the grand
chorus.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

There is more Catarrh in this@ection of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to
beincurable. For great many years doctors
pronounced it a local disease and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced it in
durable. Science has proven Catarrh to DO a
constitutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrb
Cure, manufactured by F. ]. Cheney 4 Co.,
Toledo, Ohio, Is the only constitutional cure
on the market. 1t is taken internally in doses
from 10 drops toa teaspoonful. 1t acts direct
ly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. They offer one hundred dollars for
any case it fails to cure Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address f. J. CHENEY &
Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
TExe Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
Laredo 4 County Seat.

Laredo is the county seat Of Webb
County, Tex. 1913 miles southwest of
San Antonio, on the Rio Grande, op-
posite Nueyo Laredo. Mex, with which
it is connected by bridges. 1t is on
the International and Great Northern,
The Mexican National and other rail-
'ckds. Among the public buildings are
market, convent, Mercy Hospital,
fine courthouse and jail and Laredo
Methodist Episcopal Seminary. La
edo is in a fertile agricultural and
stock raising district, which also has
valuable mineral deposits, especially
IF coal. 1t is an important commercial
centre, with a large international and
local trade, exporting bricks, wool,
livestock, coal, etc, and has extensive
concentrating and sampling works, car
and machine shops brick works,
tannery, foundry, furniture factory,
etc. 1t was settled by the Spaniards
I'D laid out in 1867. 1t was first in
corporated about 1S4S by special
charter. The population, according to
the census of 1900, was 1920.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Statement copied from an old manu-
script: I'm the Founding Hospital the
Boys are bound apprentices. the
Women when marriageable are con-
Quoted IN procession thro' We streets,
and any Young Man who sees one He
wd wish for Wife is at liberty to
mark Her by throwing his handker-
chief" The further formalities re-
quired previous to matrimony are not
stated. Perhaps this peculiar custom
is the origin Of the expression throw
ing the handkerchief. = Nineteenth
Century.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

"BHggins tells me that he has had
only one servant girl in thirty years,
observed Mr.. Techyfeller.
Il didn't think he mad been married
that long" remarked Mrs. Techyfeller.
Mr.. T. thought this over for while
and then asked if she meant to insinu-
ate that he kept her in slavery.
Mrs. T. told him if the cap fitted him
he could wear it.
And it was on this fimsy ground that
the quarrel started. -LCuisvill Courier
Journal
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
Not what He Meant.

A farmer recently paid a visit to a
neighbor, and as he passed along by
the side Of the fields he made mental
note of the fact that no scarecrows
were visible. Meeting his neighbor al
most Immediately, be opened CONVEX
sation, as follows:
Good morning, Mr.. Oates. 1 see
you have no scarecrows in your fields.
How do you manage to do without
them? r.
ooh, well enough was the innocent
reply. "You see, / don't need 'em, for
I'm in the fields all day myself" Chi
eago Journal.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
TORNADO SWEEPS LAREDO.
Texas Cities Badly Damaged bv
Storm, KiIIinga Score.
SEMINARY BUILDINGS WRECKED

xoof Of Mexican National Hospital Blown
OfF-Huts Of Poorer Classes Raced
Trees, Fences, Telegraph Poles, CHM
neys, Walls and Debris Of Au Kinds
strew the Streets.
Laredo, Tex, via Bermuda, Tex
rwenty-one persons were killed and
scores injured in Laredo and New
Laredo by tornado which tore
through the citi-s late at night, cross
ing the Rio Grande. The property
damage was large. The dead are
chiefly Mexicans.
-Four Of those killed were members
Of one family, and were crushed to
death by the falling Of the heavy
walls Of an adobe house which they
occupied. Others met their fate in a
similar manner.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
A STARTLING RULING.
Costs Nothing to Kill Student, Says
Judge.

Bloomington, Ill.--A unique point in
a damage suit has been brought out by
decision of Judge Wright, in the
Champaign County Court. A railroad
dining car was derailed last fall, and
Ralph 0. Roberts, student of the
University Of Illinois, was killed He
was prominent athlete. The accident
attracted considerable attention, Rob
erts' administrators bringing suit for
$4,000
The defendants attorney moved that
the suit be dismissed on the ground
that no evidence had been introduced
to show that any person was depending
upon Roberts for support 1t was,
moreover, urged that Roberts, being a
college student, was really an expense
to his parents The Judge decided the
point well taken and dismissed the
case. An appeal will be taken.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Next year the commons at Columbia
will be under university supervision.
Vassar College has decided TO in
crease its annual charge from $500 to
$500.
The total number Of students in the
graduate department of Brown mum
bers 101.
The financial statement for the last
Yale prom shows $7G60 receipts, and
profit Of 1854
A second prize of $50 for the best
Yale choral song has Deen offered BY
J. 0. Head, '73.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
ToRTURlNG HUMoR
Body Mass of Sores-CaIIcd in Three
Doctors But Grew worse-Cured by
Cuticura For 75c.

MY little daughter was mass Of sores
all over her body. Her face was being
eaten away, and her ears looked as if they
would drop off. l had three doctors, but
she grew worse. Neighbors advised Cuti-
cura, and before I had used half of the
cake of soap and box of ointment, the sores
had all healed, and my little ones skin
was as clear as newborn babes. would
not be without Cuticura if it cost five dol
lars, instead of 70 cents, which is all it
cost us to cure our baby. Mrs. q. j.
Steese, 7Ol Coburn ST., Akron. Ohio"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
Individualities

For thirty-fve consecutive years Syl-
vanrs w Hall was postmaster of Ma
rion, Mass.
Francis T. F.. Loveioy, the Pittsburg
millionaire, has decided 10 make Colo
RADIO Springs. Col, his home.
Theodore p. Shonts, whom the Presi-
dent has placed at the head OF the
Panama Canal Commission. is OF Dutch
descent.
The Duke Of Orleans has Just bought
the Belgica, the vessel on board Of
which the Gerlache expedition went to
the South pole.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
New Grain Tariff in Texas.

The Texas Railroad Commission has
promulgated new grain tariff, to take
effect May IL. The principal changes
are as follows: Making maximum
joint line rate on grain fifteen cents in.
stead Of seventeen and one-half cents.
The maximum joint line rate to Gal
weston has been fifteen cents, and the
mills will now get the advantage Of
that rate.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
Old q. A. r. Commander Dead.

Former Chief of Police Joseph P.
Cleary, of Rochester, N. Y, died late
at night after a lingering illness. He
Joined the Rochester police force in
1866 and became Chief in 1885, which
position he held until March l last,
when he retired because of i'll health.
Chief Cleary was born in Ireland in
1912. He had an excellent Civil War
record, and was Department Com
mander of the G. A. Il. of New York
State in 1898.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

tie thread where you dropped II ana
spin 1t out to the end Of the chapter"
ooh, I don't know replied the hus-
band. "As rule don't say much
when you're talking"
"No," she snapped. You're de-
hghtful, companionable creature. You
don't say much, and you listen less.
You're generally asleep In your chair,
or you're holding paper in front Of
your face that darkens the whole
room. - Providence Journal.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

tacks Of kidney disor-
ders which kept me in
the house for days at a
time, unable to do any
thing. What l suffered
can hardly be told.
Complications set in.
the particulars Of which
/ will be pleased to
give in a personal inter
view to any one who
requires information.
This l can conscien-
tiously say, Doan's Kid
ney Pills caused a gen
eral improvement in my
health They brought
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
GOO Rioh on rina.

Francois Dumon, French waiter,
has just left Denver, on his way home
to France, having made $4,000 in tips
in five years. OF this he made $4,000
last year at st. Louis. He speaks six
languages. His father and grandfather
were walters all their lives, and he
was brought up to the business. He is
still young man.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
= Parliamentary Proceedings.

The resolution appointing Pundit BIZ
shun, Nazain Oar delegate of the Uni
ted Provinces on the Congress Deputa-
tion to England was moved by the
Honorable Pundit MADAM NOLAN Nal
VIVA. seconded by Munshi Sankatha
Prasad and Mr.. A. P. Sen. Of Luck
now, and supported by Moulvi MASH
ruddin Alarmed. Pundit Gokarannath
Misra, Bal Saheb Murildhar of Am
bala and Syed Fazai Hussian.-Amrita
Bazaar Patrika.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
New York.
The Pernna Medicine Company,
Cn1rr,.l,,,e OLto.

Columbus, Ohio:
Gentlemen ''This spring for the first
time have taken two bottles of Pc
deal Of good, / feel as if l ought to say
good word for its worth.
ssDurtng the Sprtssgtinse for the
LgGt fetC pears, 4 haze taken seq
eI'GL kinds of spring tOnics, and
hare aseve1s received any benefit
aCltGteUer. THIS gear, through the
GdUtcc Of a friend, haze tried
PeraassG and 1t has gtUe2s sGtGsfGc-
ti0n.
II 0dUtse alt athletes aUhO are
about to 90 In trGinfng to try a
bottle, f01. to certainly gets the
system IN good shape. -
Yours truly,
JOHN w. GLENESTER.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
Straight Laced by the Publlc Schools.

A bright youngster answered an ad-
vertisement for an Office boy in a store
In the dry goods quarter. and was
turned down because he wrote too
good hand. Tits ledger hand, and
you will never rise above the level of
a bookkeeper," said the merchant
New York Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
Germanv Stands Pat.

Count Won Tattenbach- Ashold, the
German envoy at Tangier, made an I'M
concinatory statementon Germany's at.
titude toward Morocco.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Troops fired on strikers at Czestoch-
owa, killing four and wdunding many,
Fears Of trouble at Warsaw are in
creasing.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

great relief by lessening the pain and
correcting the action Of the kidney Sc
c9etions."
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. Price, 90 cents Foster-AIiI
burn Co., Buffalo, n 7.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

The largest island in the world is
New Gilinea, 100000 square miles;
Great Britain is 1886 square miles.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

At the last sheep sales in Sydney one
two and quarter years old was sold
for $4,000.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
PE-RU-NA
Renovates Regulates, Restores
System Depleted by Catarrh.

John w Glenister, of Providence, r. l.,
champion long distance swimmer of Amer
lea, has performed notable feats in this
country and England. He has used Peruna
as 9. tonic and gives his opinion Of it in
the following letter:
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

FITS permanently cured. Motifs or nervous
ness after first days use Of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, S2trialbottle and treatise free
DR.. r. H, KLINE, Ltd. 1881 Arch St., Phila, Pa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

In 1898 earthquakes were felt in Aus.
tria on 200 days. N. Y.-18
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces intiamma-
tion, allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c.a BOTTLE
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

The annual parade of the Automobile
Club Of America was aeld in New York
CITY, despite of rain.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
Minister Bowen Ordered Home.

Minister Bowen was ordered to
Washington, d. c., to explain his con
nection with the charges against Acting
Secretary Loomis.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

The crown of a human tooth is covered
by brilliant white cap Of enamel.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

nauseatcd I had an acrid discharge and
pains down through my limbs so could
hardly walk. It was as bad case Of female
trouble as / have ever known Lydia E.
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound however,
cured me within four months Since that
time have had occasion to recommend it to
q number of patients suffering from all
forms Of female difficulties, and find that
while it is considered unprofessiona1 to rec
ommend patent medicine, / can honestly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, for / have found that it cures
female ills, where all other medicine fails. 1t
Is grand medicine for sick women
Money cannot buy such testimony as
this-merit alone can produce such re-
suits, and the ablest specialists now
agree that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound is the most univer-
sally successful remedy for all female
diseases known to medicine.
When women arc troubled with ir-
regular, suppressed or painful men
strnation, weakness, leucorrhHa, dis
placement or liberation of the womb,
that bearingdown feeling, infiamma-
tion of the ovaries, backache, bloat-
ing for datulence) general debility, in
digestion, and nervous prostration. or
ere beset with such symptoms as dizzi-
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Con
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
BIG CHICAGO STRIKE.
Transfers Warned by Federal Govern
ment Against Violence.

Chicago, ILL., Federal Judge Kohlsaat
issued an injunction against the strik-
ing teamsters, and orders were issued
from Washington, ID. c., to transport
bullion in army wagons with a military
guard if the express companies should
ind themselves unable TO do so because
Of strike violence.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Hamburg is to have a school for training
servants
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spokenoi
asa cough cure.--J. W. O'BRIEN, 1922 Third
Avenue, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. G. 1900
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
mo English need apply" is the motto
of the lawyers OF Glasgow.
A VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.

Rev. Jacob d. Van Doren, Of 81 Sixth
street, Fond Du Lac, Wis, Presby-
terrain clergyman, says; a had at
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

The Norwegian corps of skaters is a
body OF soldiers armed with rifles.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

The Pope-Hartford and Pope-Tribune
gasoline cars and runabonts meet the spe-
cihc demands of large class of automobile
users. They are simple in construction,
tree from complication and efficient. Prices
from $500 to $1,000. For finely illustrated
catalogues and descriptive matter, adj.
dress Dept. a, Pope Manufacturing Co.
Hartford. Conn.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Edward Welcomed in France.
King Edward. on his arrival at Paris,
France, received q warm welcome.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

ness, faintness, lassitude, excitability,
irritability, nervousness, sleeplese-
ness, melancholy, "all-gone" and
"want-to- be-left-alcne, feelings, blues
and hopelessness, they should remem-
Der there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other female medicine in the
world has received such widespread
and unqualified endorsement. No other
medicine has such record of cures of
female troubles.
The needless suffering of women from
diseases peculiar to their sex is terrible
to see. The money which they pay to
doctors who do not help them is an
enormous waste. The pain is cured
and the money is saved by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Ex-
perience has proved this.
1t is well for women who are i'll to
write Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass.
In her great experience, which covers
many years, she has probably had to
deal with dozens of cases Just like
yohrs. Her advice is free and conf
Dental
pound Succeeds Where others Fall.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
New Minister to Cbina.
Education Brevities.

w. w. Rockhill has been anpo,n
United States Minister to China.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

A favorite dish with the Eskimos is ice
cream made Of seal oil.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02
A TRAINED NURSE
After Years Of Experience, Advises
Regard to Their Health.

Mrs. Martha Pohlman
Of So Chester Avenue,
Newark, N. j., who is a
graduate Nurse from the
Blockley Training School,
at Philadelphia, and for
six years Chief Clinic
Nurse at the Philadelphia
Hospital, writes the letter
printed below. She has
the advantage Of personal
experience, besides her
professional education,
and what she has to say
may be absolutely relied
upon.
Many other women are
afflicted as she was. They
can regain health in the
same way. It is prudent
to heed such advice from
such a source.
Mrs, Pohlman writes:
II am firmly persuaded,
after eight years of experience
with Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, that it
is the safest and best medicine
for any suffering woman to
use.
Immediately after my
marriage / found that my
health began to fail me. Ibe-
came weak and pale, with se-
we're bearing-down pains, fear
full backaches and frequent
dizzy spells. The doctors pre-
scrihed for me, yet / did not
improve. / would bloat after
eating and frequently become
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-02

Perusa aleUer fafls them.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-10-22

The announcement that John II.
Mclean, of tue Cincinnati Enquirer,
has purchased controlling interest
in the Washington Post, has been read
with interest III this section of the
country, where the Post is prime
favorite with ALI classes of people. If
any changes are made under the con.
troll OF Mr.. Mclean it is believed that
they will be in the direction of i'm.
provemen,. His record with the En-.
quirer is a SUN Client guarantee that
his Washington venture will prove IN
unqualified success.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-10-22
FAREWELL TO THE FLOWERS

Farewell, my friends. the parting hour
is near
And soon III miss thy happy smiles
at morn.
Thy CHEEKY faces bidding ne good
Fer made me glad. tho had been
forlorn.
! see the tears upon thy paling check
Doth parting thy sweet hearts with
sorrow fill?
Full well know the love those tears
besreak
And vain regrets my anguishcd
bosom thrill.
Sweet friend. farewell. tho fondcst
ties be torn.
The ruthless, nnrclcnt:ng ianl
stays not
It's blighting touch make; al :hc earth
t. mourn
And fills with gloom and grief the
brightest spot.
Twill not be long-already on my
feel the warning touch of ruthless
Time
Till shall join thee in the eternal
Now
And breathe the sweets of that SUI
pernal cline.
Farewell. and may the brief sweet life
that Earth
Thy mother gave and fondly strovc
to hold
In realms of everlasting light find
birth
Where Death and Darkness never
can enfold.
Oct. u. 1905. w. III. BALL