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The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
COWS, DOCS AND POULTRY

BEAGLE HOUNDS, THOROUGHLY TRAINED
dogs and fytrnssterss ready to train; also
black Cocker ,spaniels, born July 2; all are Of
the highest breeding. Fashion Kennel, 272O
21st av NJ +. .s. -.....
SCOTCH COLLIE PUPPIES, NOTHING BET
ter; makes fine Christmas gift; exchange one
for t ahin Is are beauties
FOR sALE-TWo PENS OF FULL BLoODED
Orpington chickens from prize birds; are ex-
ira fne;> also some fine blooded Orpington
cockerels. 210o Hawthorn av. Bryn Mawr.
FOR sALE-s1x THOROUGHBRED SCOTCH
| Collie pups, weeks DID, the mother is from
imported stock and the father has pedigree.
47OO Blaisdell av S. T. G. phone 1927.
FOR sALE-LARGE cRoss.BRED NEW
foundland watchdog, cross bred cocker spaniel
| puppies and pedigreed collie puppies. H. Z.
| Pose>-S: Stewart, MINI. H. g.. 5s L rs.&
FOR sAGG-sINGLE AND ROSE COMB
tblack minorcas; t.bred from prize winners;
y were at Minneapolis shows 367 Harrison av,
st. Paul, Minn. s... 1T
FOR SALE OR cExCHANGE-CoWs AND
i calves; zone. thoroughbred Jersey; beauty;
will take good family horse. 1884 Lyndale
/ av S. -..n- -.1
FOR .sALE-GooD, YOUNG COW; GIVES
four quarts milk "a day; will be fresh in
February; cheap at $25. 1115 Logan av N.
FOR SALE-THREE HANDSOME AND HIGH
" bred greyhounds at low prices. Apply to
John Charlton & Son, room 8, s1a 9th st s.
FINE WATCH DoGi CAN'T BE BEAT; MUST
/
apeake Bay. ia W 3Sth st. Quick
4 FOR sALE-oNE JERSEY. BULL. 8 YEARS
4 old one fresh Jersey COW; 8 head Of young
stock; will sell cheap. 1856 Journal.
FOR sALE--HANDsoME wELcH sHEPHERr
dogs; one trick French poodle; males. Won
s. derland kennels, 2S17 Lake st
FOR sALE-1e REGISTERED HoMINt
pigeons; good for SQUAD breeders; $40 take
+ fhes' the lot. 2ss2 I'd av S.
OIL MEAL, 81 80; OYSTER SHELLS, 75c
mica grit, 75c per 100-lb sack. J. Il. Smith
.214-21 Henpepin saY- ~4sE-ss4 ss.sz-
q FOR sALE-oNE POINTER DOG YEAR OLD
81 color liver and white, good chicken and quai
i dog. 1858, Journal.
SIS WILL BUY LARGE, FINE GREAT
Dane; also st. Bernard pups. Lock Box 4
FOR sALE-CARLoAD FRESH MILCH COWS
or trade for beef. 3O0S 9th av S.
E FOR EALE-ANGoRA CATS, PEDIGREED
; $3.50. 1888 W 7th st. ST. Paul.
5 FOR sALE-FINE BULLPUPs. CALL AT 4so
i Nicollet av.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

DRUG BUSINESS, WELL ESTABLISHED,
located in live North Dakota city: fine store
building, rent $40 per month $1,000 cash
will handle it. Knudtson Land Co., lo3 1st
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
MOVING. {: ;

NAS " AN0
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ~~o~~~~~N~
THE BOYD TRANSFER & STORAGE CO. HAS
=: unequaled facilities for moving storing. pack
>. ing and shipping household goods, and quotes
REDUCED FREIGHT RATES thereon to Chi
:, cago, Denver, Spokane and Pacific coast points
Others advertise such rates. and may succeed
occasionally in making up a car, but we alone
are able to ship with sufficient frequency and
regularity to insure prompt and reliable sery-
" Ice. For the best Of service at the lowest
rates, write call at 46 Sd st s.
MINNEAPOLIS TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Co. has best facilities for handling and stor-
: ing household goods; expert furniture packers;
satisfaction assured: car rates to Pacific coast
and other points; can you money; do
!. not be; deceived by other advertisers. we can
and will do what we agree regarding car
rates. Write or call. Safes and heavy lnacbin-
cry moved by experts. 122 5th st s. Both phones.
cAMERoN,s TRANSFER AND STORAGE; Ex-
pert packers for storage or shipment; large and
colnhlodious vans for moving. Office zoe Nicol-
let; both phones 120S. Residence Z. O.. 1924.
FLOUR Fl J,as CITY ,l.1 TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Moving and packing specially. Office 217
9TH st s. Roth phones GAS.
T%:
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
LOANS AND ~CHATTELS

WE LOAN ON FURNITURE PIANOS, HORSES,
wagons, warehouse receipts, etc.
Lowest and best rates.
Minneapolis Financial Co.,
40S New York Life Bldg. ..".
WILLIAMS, 4S4 GUARANTY BUILDING;
loans on furniture, pianos or any security :.
large loans specially; terms to suit borrov~
MONEY LOANED ON DIAMONDS, WATCHES,
at 5 per cent; Why pay more? Diamonds
bought and sold. Collateral Bank, 300 Nicol-
let, room 432 tf@%t - Il ~
MONEY LOANED ON DIAMONDS, WATCHES,
:, at 8. per cent; why pay more Diamonds bought
and sold. Collateral Bank, 800 Nicollet room
s432. nv. .-... ...,- :.15- - (. -NE-. EEae.-
RICE LOANS ON ALI. KINDS OF PERSONAL
property; charges reasonable. sos Glo5s S!dg.
-@'S =! = |.t*al. -: .,a,as ESf5t
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

FOR SALE-REPUBLICAN WEEKLY NEWS
paper in the Red river valley OF North Da-
kota. Will be sold cheap, but not given
. away. Investigate this II you have the money
to invest Address John L1ndeien, Portland,
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
STORAGE.

F@El sF'!lt';s 04OE6kA0GSs y. ~ II .. =
~-~S~~~~>~~~~~~~~~N~~~
THE BOYD TRANSFER & STORAGE co. HAS
unequaled facilities for moving, storing, pack
ing and shipping household goods, and quotes
REDUCED FREIGHT RATES thereon to Chi
cago Denver, Spokane and Pacific coast points.
Others advertise such rates. and may succeed
occasionally Ia making up Z car. but alone
are able to ship with sufficient frequency and
regularity to insure prompt and reliable serv-
ice. For the best of service at the lowest
rates, write or call at 46 Sd st s. -.'
MINNEAPOLIS TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Co. has best facilities for handling and stor-
ing household goods; expert furniture packers:
satisfaction assured; cut rates to Pacific coast
and other points our specially. 122 9th st S.
Both phones. So zas@ .~ ---
CAMERoN's TRANSFER AND STORAGE
Best facilities for moving and storing house
hold goods; expert packers Office, 200 Nicol-
let. Both phones 1908. Res. phone. T: G. 1924.
BENZ, BROS. TRANSFER AND STORAGE;
T.. finest vans and warerooms; goods moved by
sSpp experienced men. LIP 9th stuA.s Both tells
FIREPRooF STORAGE, CLEAN SEPARATE
rooms packing and shipping. 100 LIST av N.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

STOVE REPAIRS
REPAIRS FOR ALL STovEs-GREAT WEST
ern Stove Repair Co.. 312 HenneDin
SToVEPIPE, So A LENGTH .MINNEAPOLIE
Sheet Metal Works, i'627 9th st .,+Gs..+.--..
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
ATTORNEYS
PATENT ATTORNEYS

WILLIAMSON s. MERCHANT, PATENT LAW.
yers and solicitors; main office 925-933 Guar
anty building, Minneapolis Mimi; SO McGil
building. w Washington D. c.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY-S80O.0 90 BUYS
telephone exchange with forty phones; IA
miles Of rural line in village Of $50 tnhab-
itants; present owner has other business that
demands his attention. State Bank Of Bar
mum, MINI.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

-=--y MARRIAGE LICENSES,
Peter Eilidbloom and Christine Hagen.
John E. Sala and Fanny Rostedt.
,Kale= W. Rostedt and Emilia Afikkola.
2 Ceven Meachan and Pearl NJ. Tanner.
Henry Allen and Jennie Kokine.
Charles Lima and Erika Alamaar.
George Fl. johnson and Anna q. Loberg.
Andrew Bics and Mary Toiszak.
Jacob Price and Nettie Strimling.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

START PROFITABLE MAIL-oRDER BUsI-
ness. Sell goods by mail; cash comes with Or
der; conducted by anyone, anywhere. Our
plan for starting beginners Is very successful.
Complete plan free. Central Supply Co., Kan
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

PARTY WITH $500 TO $1,000 TO INVEST
in new manufacturing concern with three men
of good standing; the enterprise is great
money maker and nothing but man Of good
standing will be considered; chance Of lifetime
for hustler. S061, Journal.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
BUSINESS CHANCES
Continued.

IF YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR ENTIRE
United Purchase Co.. 76 Euclid av, Cleveland
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

REAL ESTATE OFFICE WITH MANY GOOD
deals pending be purchased at bar
gain as other business demands owners
time; extensive listings, maps, typewriter,
desks filing cases and other furniture. Ad-
dress CLOS, Journal.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

FOR SLE-THE BEST-PAYING RESTAU'
rant business in state; good local and tran
silent trade; near two depots; Yankton college
two blocks distant; good chance for q hus
tier: good reason for selling. Address George
+. Harrington, Depot Restaurant, Yankton
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

WHY SUFFER WORKING OUTSIDE IN THE
winter when you can make nice living on
small Investment inside? Call and
J. We will show you how little money will
make you independent Hamre, 'Norstrom q
Co. 215 New York Life.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

FOR sALE-HoRsE, YEARS OLD, PERFECT.
~ sound, absolutely reliable for any lady
tne roadster, about 1,1OO; together with rub
ber-tired Concord, harness, robe. blanket and
Minneapolis Owner has, serious attack of
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Call at l7OOl .nmes aY s.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

MINNEAPOLIS MANUFACTURING CONCERN,
strictly reliable, wants party with $1,000 to
ing enterprise. For information call write
Hamre, Norstrom & Co, 215 New York Life.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

ONE OF THE BEST LOCATED GROCERY
stores in this city; low rent; net income
So 900 for the past eight years; old age
reason for selling out; this is grea' req
chance; don't miss investigation; price S2,ooo.
George B. Dartt SO7 Phoenix Bldg.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

FOR sALE-A SHOE AND MEMS FURNISH
ing store in Northern Minnesota, doing good
business; owner desires to change to warmer
climate; last years business over $1l, 900 ca
$4,000 stock; low rent, long lease, modern
building; snap S212 journal.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

$500 TO $1,000 ALL THAT IS NECESSARY TO
put you in the best proposition possible; enjoy
delightful California climate; be your own
boss; live under your own vine and ng fee
a life of contentment and prosperity; party
leaving Nov. I and L. Free fare to bona noe
bargain home buyers. Apply at once. +. L..
Tbresher 915 New York Life.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
i LoGGERs TAKE NOTICE.

- = IVGGEHS TAKE NUTICE.
400 to 600 head of big, heavy, young, first
class logging horses constantly on handi each
horse guaranteed as represented; come; and
see lis before buying; we can save you money
and give you selection from the. largest COX
lection In the northwest Barrett & Zimmer-
man, Midway Horse Market Midway, st.
paul
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

BUSINESS CHANCEs-HoTEL, EUROPEAN
plan income $500 per month; finest in the
city: terms. o,
month"; never been the market terms;
II you want a good rooming or boarding
house call at the Peoples Agency 9l1 Isl
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

On furniture pianos. horses, etc, without the
slightest publicity. Small or large payments,
on or before. thus stopping all cost. Having
been engaged in the money lending business
for the past 25 years. ss.d with the large eli
entele we have. we are enabled to make the
lowest rates and give the quickest possible
service. Our record and reputation for the
past 70 years insnres honorable and confden-
9 tial dealing to all. N ss34s4a z sagf5s
Minnesota Mortgage Loan Co.. isss}l=
e e Sob-3O6 Bank OF Commerce Bldg..l
= 1st av S and 4th st. 1Sh-sss
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

TWO OF THE ORIGINAL s,eee SHARES OF
the Iabasco Plantation company's stock for
sale at q bargain; present holder has been on
the company's propertyEtn Mexico and knows
1.-The plantation to be all that 1T Is represented
Best of reasons for selling. 7S45; Journal
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

FOR sALE-FIRST MORTGAGE ON MINNIE.
apolis real estate in following amounts: $500,
bearing I per cent interest; 5000, 6 per cent
$1,000, per cent; SIP, 900, per cent; titles
all insured and good Investments. Call or
write for particulars. G. H. Brownell Boston
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

GREATEST CHANCn FOR PARTY WITH $5,0o0
cash or that amount secured, to step Into long
established big manufacturing enterprise; II
the right man will be made manager, and
guaranteed So 500 income first year: rare
Opportunity call Hamre, Norstrom & Co.,
2la York Life.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

HAVE GREAT INDUCEMENTS FOR INVEST
ments from $500 to $25, 600; propositions which
we have looked into, and know are all right.
Hamre Norstrom & Co., 215 New York Life.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

FOR sALE-oNE-HALF OR WHOLE INTER.
est in frst-class restaurant bakery and pool
and billiard hall; cash sales from $1,000 to
$4,000 per month; stock in restaurant IN
Guiding fixtures etc., $4,000; bakery, Sso'
pool and billiard hall, $1,000; none but up,
to-date and enterprising business men need
reply. For particulars write 1885 journal.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05
HOTEL ARRIVALS

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49, - tlssn3f 10 iis .3NH39 -
81" .' ''mt.< H->ht i:'JD = -
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

robes horse blankets, plush and fur robes
slightly damaged by fire and water, at less
than soc on the dollar; leather top sweat pads,
soc pair; deer filled pads, soc pair; regular
pads 25c pair; two cheap horses; nothing but
bargains. 414 Sd st g. ~. .-' ,~tr..4
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

GOOD TWO-SEAT SURREY AND ONE-HORSE
stake wagon for them S3125 Chi
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

FOR sALE-THREE I BRUNsW1CK-BALKE
bowling alleys; snap for someone this
week; come quick. F. c. Jones, BIG 21st
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-05

. o ,,{2svxE., o9 o . zTrHpppfsEs q 1ppfHsEs
D A $4,000 Investment Is invited for an
0 amusement enterprise for the next summer
season. which will pay big profits; ample
0 real estate security will be gwen 10 pro-
o tect the investor. 1904, Journal g ~" -
- o q q q O q o O O. Q Q q 0
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
FOOD AND WEATHER.
why People Eat More In White,
Than They Do In Summer.

why People Eat More In Winter
Than They Do In Summer.
1t has been shown that the consump-
ton Of food increases In: direct proper
ton to the decrease in temperature.
We eat more in winter than in summer,
and the Inhabitants Of the temperate
regions require more food than those
of the tropic zone.
This Is due to several causes. In the
first place air is denser in colder eli
mates and more oxygen is taken in
with each breath, so that greater sup
ply Of carbon-derived from foods
necessary in order that the two gases
may combine In their proper proper
tons for the maintenance of bodily
heat. Again, the inhabitant Of a cold
climate usually has to work harder
than the more fortunate southerner,
whose wants decrease as nature be-
comes more generous. The harder the
daily labor the greater the amount of
food required.
Climate not only affects the quaint.
ty but also the quality Of the food con.
sumel. The Eskimo could not live up
on the daintieS> of nature which load
the tables Of the poorest in the tropics,
for the conditions of his existence re-
quire the consumption Of an enormous
amount Of fatty matter, so that blub.
Der is to him chief necessary of life.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
AN ASPHALT LAKE.

The way the stun Ii Mined and Pre-
pared For Market.
The largest South American asphalt
lake, in Venezuela, consists Of dark
brownish deposit Of semifluid and semi
solid substance surrounded by banks
from three to six feet high. In the Gen.
ter Of this lake is continual election
Of hot fluid asphalt. accompanied by
large bubbles Of gas.
The dark skinned workmen excavate
It In pieces weighing In the neighbor-
hood Of twenty-five pounds, sections
forty feet in area and about four feet
deep being worked at one time. AS
quickly as freed from its surroundings
It is placed in large tubs. resting upon
small fiat topped tram cars operated
upon a narrow gauge road. The entire
surface Is constantly moving, thus ne
cessitating a continual relaying Of the
tracks.
The freshly excavated asphalt is con-
veyed to the shore. where the tubs are
lifted by hydraulic power to an aerial
tramway. by which it Is conveyed to
the large wharf situated on the Qua
nero river, about i've miles distant
from the lake. Here it is weighed and
dumped into vessels which convey It to
the foreign lands.
Upon its arrival at factory It Is
heated until the water Is expelled and
the earthly material cast to the bottom
Of the large watts, and it Is poured
through a sieve into barrels. where It
oolidi6es. It II then ready for com
UoFco.-NoW York TribuQA
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
In New Location.

The Willmar steam laundry now oc.
cupies quarters in the Westberg build
ing on Benson avenue, to where it was
moved Saturday. The new location
ia most desirable one and the build
ing has been remodeled so as to meet
the needs of an up-to.dste laundry.
The interior has been divided into two
compartments, the inner one of which
is utilized as starching and washing
room. The front room contains ali
the machinery needed for ironing and
finishing and also we'll equipped of.
fee. 1t will be repapered, painted
aud otherwise repaired and in q short
time Willmar will have q steam laun.
dry we'll worthy of consideration and
patronage. Among other improve.
ments is an independent gas light sys-
tenn recently Installed by Nelson &
Freeberg.
The business of the Willmar steam
laundry has been increasing ste adily
during the past few months and the
proprietors, Ferring & Collier, are
determined to merit still larger pa
tronage by turning out nothing but
high class work.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
Auction Sale.

I will sell at public auction on my
fathers farmjin section %, town of
Whitedeld, miles west of Sves, Oh
Tuesday, Feb. Is, 1905, commencing
at 10 O'Clock a. m, the following de-
soribed property:
One horse, 3 years old; l horse,
years old; horse, 9 years old; dric.
lag mare, 9 years old; l horse, IL
years old; mare, IS years old; colt
coming 2 years old; 8 mich COWS,
freth, three coming In this spring:
heifers coming In soon, and some 9th.
Or young stock; Ideal Deeripg bin.
der, a. good as new; sets working
harness, / Improved Steel Stat dard
Deering binder, Deering mower, ST
cut; DeeriDg hsy rake, 101 #; l u.
shoe Tiger drill, riding cultivator,
l seeder, l new Bradley gang pillow,
l 3.horse drag, narrow tired wagon,
/ brosd.t tired low wagon, l hog rack.
2 hay racks, some household goods
and other articles too numerous to
mention.
Terms: All sums under S5 90 cash:
above that amount time will be given
until Dec. l, 1906, on good bankable
paper bearing per cent interest.
Fro lunch at mon.
49, 81. A. RUuD~
n G: CRAWFORD, Aucttdussr. 643p
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
The Madison Debate.

The debate last Friday evening be-
tween Willmar and Madison, at the
opera house, in this city, resulted dis
astrously for the home team. The
question was fairly debated and on
the direct the home team had a show
of winning, but when it came to the
rebuttal Willmar proved exceptionally
strong, the visitors keeping their feet
in good form while our people seemed
little ratified. The young men from
Willmar were q trio of gentlemen and
we are glad that Madison, II she had
to lose, was fortunate enough to 20
down to defeat before such foemen.
The Appleton team will now try con-
illusions with the W1llm ar people and
they will find they have no easy task.
......Prof. Tonning, of Willmar, was
here last Friday night with his de.
batting team. He must have b,en
gratifed at the success his young men
achieved. DIR. Petersen, of Will
mar, at one time in partnership with
Drs. Giere Il Thrane, OF this city.
spent three or four days here during
the past week.-Madison Independent
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
Auction Sale.

Twill sell ct public auction at the
N. Norman place In the village of
Ksndiyohi, Oh Tuesday, Feb. 81, 1905,
commencing at 10 O'Clock q. M, the
following described property:
Six working horses, 6 to II years
old; spring colt, 6 mich COWS, I
steers and 3 heifers, l and 2 years old;
3 sets working harness, ! set driving
harness, wide tired wagon, l truck
wagon, ! set bob leds, set light bob.
sleds, 2-seated platform buggy,
carriage, almost new; road cart, l
hay rack, Mccormick binder, 1T cut;
l Deering binder, 6ft cut; 2 mowers,
2 bay rskes, 3 drags, disc harrow,
l 2Qshoe Tiger drill, / 2-horse corn
planter, 3 2 horse corn cultivators, /
new Deer gang pillow, 2 walking p!ows,
! sulky breaking pillow, l breaking
plow, 1000 ID. scale, 40 rds. hog
fence, 10 tons hay, pitch forks, shovels
and other farm tools, l 60.egg chick
on incut ator and brooder. Household
articles too numerous to mention,
Terms: All sums of $500 or under,
cash; over that amount time will be
given on bankable notes till Dec, |.
1905, at per cent interest.
Lunch At noon.
N. NORMAN.
JOHN 8. ANDERSON, Auctioneer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
Home Talent Opera.

Next Monday evening, 1T the Will
mar opera house, the music-loving
people of this city will have the pleas.
ure of seeing the Willmar Choral Un-
ion present the old and ever popular
comic opera, "Chimes of Normandy"
Owing to the departure from the city
In the near future Of one of the men,
bers of the cast it was found neces.
sary to put the opera on the boards
at an earlier date than at first plan
ned, but as active rehearsals have
been going on since early last Novem-
Der, and all under the able lie leadership
of Prof. J. Harold Powers, the public
can be assured that the opera will be
we'll presented. NJ efforts or expense
have been spared to make it the great
est musical and theatrical event OF the
season. The costumes used in the
production will be elaborate, being
from the we'll known Smith costuming
house of Minneapolis. The opera
abounds with catchy music, humor-
Gus situations and grand choruses
The chorus has forty voices and Heg.
strom' 3 full orchestra will assist in
furnishing the instrumental music.
Members of the Choral Union are
now canvassing the city in the sale OF
tickets and the prospects are that there
will be q large attendance, as the pro-
ceeds will be used for q most worthy
cause. The prices of admission are
Is, IS and so cents and seats can be
reserved at Elfstrum's drug store.
The following well-known people in
the city are in the cast OF characters:
Serpolette, the goodfor-not hing..
......... Miss F,orenc. r. Porter
Germaine, the lost Warehouses.
Mrs. p. G. ToDnine
Henri, Marquis of Corneville.. $3.50.
Mr.. J. Harold Powers
Grehicheux, fsherman.......
............. Mr.. W. A Lirdquist
Bailli. DR.. J. p Petersen
Gaspard, asmiser
Notary ......... Mr.. c. E. Hornbeck
Assessor ...............Dr. A Baker
r 'gistrar. Mr.. Joseph Christopherson
Village Maid*ns
Gertrude 800. Miss Amy Hauscom
Manette. Miss Mattel Sauderson
Jeanne ... Miss Thea Rollefson
Suzanne. ...... Miss Mabel Rodlun
VILLAGERS, Peasants, Attendants,
Sailors.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-02-01
THE KING GANDER.
Don't Shoot Him or YOu'l Get q.
Crazy az COOt.

Crazy AZ a CoOt.
Never hear tell Of king gander, I
s'pose? No; most folk hain't. The
sharps that write the bird books says
there amt no such thing, but l know
better. I've seen one.
There amt never but one king gan
der at time, same's a country never
has but one king at time, but king
ganders real king, that's what he is.
1t amt jest because he's the biggest
gander Of any or the knowin'est It's
somethin' more. He's kind Of sa-
cred gander, he Is, and there amt
wild goose that flies but knows it.
He's captain Of 'em all, an it's only the
pick Of the geese that hies with him.
Ner that amt all neither. What do
you s'pose became Of that big king gan
der Bill shot? Ever hear Of u dead
gander bein' carried off by his flock.
restin' on their backs an them a-honk-
in out regular buryin' dlrge? Well,
I've said enough. Fact is I've said all
I dare say.
But l tell you this: If ever you have
a chanst to shoot king gander don't
you do it. 'Tain't good luck. If you
don't believe 1t look at my brother Bill.
He killed one-leastways he shot him
and then what happened? Only the
Lord and Bill Huckins knows. An
Bill II never tell. Why not? Cause
he's been as crazy as coot ever since
yes, sir, crazy as coot!-Outing.