The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-14
Win the Long Boz.
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was in his usual laconic style:
Observation-Disclosures.
IT tried to ride the fywhee.''
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The Equitable Insurance said to be over judg
ing the Of the New York papers, lam
pooning MIR. Ryan wolf and the like, the Equitable
agents when they around and threaten with death
will have pretty hard work to you that you
likely die inside Of thirty days We have noticed that
have died yet
These hot muggy mornings the lawn mower goes as if
had poured cup Of olasses into the works.
49,
It 100 in the shade Texas and fat are going
mad The best way to stop crazy fat who is charg
ing the street. assassnatng his friends to slap him
the face with cup-custard.
Do you remember that hole in basement where the
wntered The other Thursday the fined you
again for not filling it up quicker.
49,
The trolley line is said to be moving rapidly g to
Tonka When she reaches the quiet daes of Excelsior
look Willard Diman standing his head in front
Of the Sampson house, excitedy waving his legs in the air.
General Inevch is much disappointed that he cannot kill
off 100000 of his boys in just fight. Only
more says Papa Linevitch longingly We do not know
much about "Papa, but he appears like who is
trying to kindle his kitchen fire with gasoene.
Our PASTOR the Rev. Dr. Morrill, came in yesterday and
showed gun Dr. Morrill, has recently taken out permit
carry "congeaed weapons because three
mobists tried to stub their machines toes his manly
form The doctor proposes shoot their tires sometimes
There Indication that day the doctor going
to have the fight Of his life,
Edison has given bright interview on the hard work
done by New Workers in their pleasures. Speaking of
York. he says: ~. .. -. -. ~
II loathe its artificial way Of living it's mannersms, its
thought It has but the redeemng FEATURE
it getting impossible that people leave become
crazy. in New York gets down to his office at 9,
works until IL J. out takes couple of cocktails
eats hearty luncheon huredy goes back his desk and
works until or e. hurre uptown stopping off for
two drinks out somewhere eats din
goes the heater and then supper afterward
finally umbes into bed 1t is that type of
Il don't how you stand the strain of working
the you do day after day and night after night the
laboratory Work9 Why, my work is play compared
with his
The Adrian Democrat has put out story on
his friend Jim Ruane Of the Slayton Gazette There is
hafwtted fellow Sayon makes practice of raid
Jim exchange basket He is really ser than he looks
The other day. while Jim out stranger called
him. The hafw fellow, usual, work on the
exchange basket and when the stranger asked
he directed to the exchange en After talking
the haf-witted fellow for ten fifteen minutes, the
stranger out to where friend waiting on the
sidewalk and remarked: ''That fellow Ruane has got
heap than you'd think he had from reading his
paper, from his looks. -
An eastern paper prints the biography in brief of Edward
Box of the Ladies' Home Journal Mr. Box gets the biggest
salary Of editor in the country To round his
erience he married the daughter Of mutmonare which
is not bad idea, if the girl likes you.
Not SO many years ago Box Dutch immigrant. His
first job in New York selling lemonade Of
Then he carried a newspaper route, cleaned windows,
worked in bakery errand left school ID studied
senography at night AS he became expert began
to take down the of Henry Ward Beecher Then
printed and sold them This led publishing Of the
Brooklyn Magazine.
He sold the magazine and started newspaper syn
dicate
Publishers kept eye this working young man.
Mr. Curtis of Philadelphia finally offered him $4,000 year
to edit Of his publications. years began
with Curtis he married the latter's daughter.
Asked concerning the of his success, he said
'Work. / worked like the DEVIL
Then he added
1Work for the delight Of it,
This easy enough say. Most people prefer to
fish, But perhaps the secret to get the work which
there is much pleasure there is in fishing And yet
had to fish all the time that would be No. the
real art is in interesting yourself your work. that you
break back for the pleasure Of doing
Where there is doing that hundred thousand
kicking because the boss give them their Saturday
afternoons off. a J. r.