The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-21

that he is not welcome BE honest
my boy If YOU don't lay up a cent.
An honest man is the uObIp~t work of
God" and dad rolled up his eyes like
Dowie, and said Peace be unto YOU"
and then the Inspector asked me if dad
had amy goods uU him that ne hadn't
paid duty ON. and ] told him that he
could search me- and that ajl 7 knew
was that dad had used extra pTecaU-
lions iu m-kiUC his toilet. and that
he had TO wind about forty yards of
lace around his stomach. which had
been troubling him since he had
touch of cholera ut Havana and dad
looked at me as though he would like
to elcctToCUJe me for telling the
truth
The man told dad To peel off his out
side garments. and when ne come to
the lace and began To Uuravei il from
dad, dad was more comfortable cause
his clothes didn't fir SO quick When
they had got the lace off. and the
gloves, dad looked hurt, and said The
Lord Eiveth and the Lord taketh
away" and the man said ir would cost
$40 fine and dad paid It. and they kept
the lace And when tine Inspector left
dad and began - search @ fat woman.
he took me To one side and s5i5- You
show the poorest Judgment lr telling
the truth Of any boy ever met Don't
You remember the verse iu tho bible
which says The truth should not be
spoken A. al times and then he was
going to give me swift kick. when I
told him To Toe careful CO.. the diamond
ring he had iu the toe Of bis shoe would
cut hole i'm the leather and n4 lost
and he let up on kicking me. and fu4I-
" We got off the boat and went 10
hotel. and dad Iecturad me ou the sub
ject of common sense He said q boy
that hadn't common sense enough TO
prevent him from talking wnau he
oUght To- keep still. and giving away
family secrets. would bring his fathers
gray hairs in sorrow tu th, grave. I
am going 10 thy To lead a different life
from this out
Well sir. YOU don't realize the
changes that have taken place iu our
beloved country since We left. almost
"A year ago. w have bee. reading
the back numbers of the urv~uara--
70 find out what has happened siur.
We left cause YOU never hear anything
in Europe about what happens in
America unless president 7s aS~s~-
Sinated. or an Indian goes u. the vE--
path in Mexico That is all they think
Of i'm Europe, that we are Indians that
are confined oU our reservations and
not allowed To carry arms. and that IT
IS no crime for EugliShmeU to come
over here and scalp us
What do YOU THINK OF this SdII
dad. as he read an account or Mrs.
Chadwick forging the name .r Andrew
Carnegie To- notes for $4,000. UGn and
getting feebIe-minded bankers to lend
her money ON the notes insight. an
seen. Gee. my hoy. when We went
away Cassie was the richest grass
widow tn the country buying every
thing in sight. and creating "A sensation
wherever she went And now she il
in JAIL her house and furniture gone.
and horse doctor has taken her
horses for medical attendance whom
they had spavius and epiz"otic, and
she looks twenty years Older because
the iailors won't let her have any face
cream To disguise herself with 80
this be a lesson To YOU. Hcnuerv. never
to forge the name of any man. poor or
rich. TO notes for S5.0ooG00,
I told him 7 would never forge any
body's name to more than "a reasonable
amount. cause ! was no hog What
YOU crying a bout said T. as dad broke
down and wept. oh. I was thinking
Of poor Andrew Carnegie tine dear oIl
case Of Scotch whisky and Quaker
oats" said dad. as he wiDed his eyes
and read more about the Chadwick
case Here. this woman charges that
Carnegie was her father. and gave up
the notes TO square himself with his
accidental daughter So she wouldn't
squeaI on him and queer him with the
library bcEEars who might refuse to
take his tainted money
1T Is too bad about Andrew" says 7
10 dad. but don't YOU remember what
q wink he had to his left eve. that time
We saw him. even In his old age2"
We'll. that woman is no gentleman.
or she never would have told on An
drew said dad ard ne dried his eyes
and looked at another paper, and told