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The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-13
OYSTER MERCHANT

TWO dozen best oysters can be obtained
for IS Cd
Should death be proved to have occur
red through eating same. decent fu-
neral guaranteed
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-13
To Cure 4 Cold in IN. n,

All shaI1yE 1.i1nd dBRsono ouIN1Ns r.b,...
h." Groves ssasture I1ss e o. LII Il sstls 70 sers
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-13
Statement OF the condition OF III.
Weld County Savings Ba

1, c. n. Jackson, cashier OF the an
named bank, do solemnly swear, to i
best OF my knowledge and belief. ths,|
above is q full true and complete u
close OF business on Monday, July B.
1908. e. N. Jackson, Cash1
Subscribed and sworn to before me
4th day OF July, 1908.
Alex w. Ferguson, Notary Publ
My commission expires Jan. ii, lNs3
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-13
R-I-P.A-N-S Tabr!es
Doctors hnd
A good prescription
For mankind

IL aesat pselss + sss.sA for us.sl sf, i<''
AhSraosis4s ssai tAo0.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-11-30
-NNEsOTA. THURSDAY NOVEMBER 80, 1905.

but ever SO little to the recognition of
cause for thankfulness on the part of
any prisoner, and to kind feeling
towards prisoners on the part of any
outsiders, he shall consider that he has
thereby been given special cause for
thankfulness. 1880.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-11-30

is declared. Martial music is heard in
the land. Fife and drum corps are
formed. Your son, your brother, your
father and yourself are called to bear
arms, to uphold nations bluff and
bluster. Thousands of lives are sacri-
feed and countless millions consumed
in the merciless tactics and counter
tactics OF the battles that ensue.
1t has been said that war civiIizes.
But does it? Did it ever accomplish
what arbitration could not have done.
and done better? A covetous, power
full nation, often without provocation,
invades territory of an inferior people.
terrorizes, pillages, kills, and enslaves.
The frightened natives make an unwilI-
ing treaty. Apelogists for war would
have us believe that this result is an
up-to-date brand of civilization.
Let me briefly call your attention to
some recent wars-wars with which we
are all more or less familiar. The
Spanish-American, the English -Boer,
the German Central African, the
Russian-Japanese. Not one of these
wars resulted in greater advantage to
the people themselves, nor to the world
at large, than would have been the YER
dict of a Court Of Arbitration.
l claim war Is unjustifable. Not a
page of recent history relates a just
war, by which mean to say that no
incident between nations during the
past century could not have been settled
outside of the "court of arms" to
better advantage to the people con-
cerned, and to the greater honor of man.
The required brevity of this article
prevents the enumeration of even the
leading, bloodstained fields of historic
record-but from Marathon to Bulls
Run, from Chickamauga to the recent
ferocity displayed in Manchuria-from
the ancient day to the most recent-is
seen the inhuman violence of war.
In preliminary steps already taken,
much indeed appears accomplished
along this commendsble way in the
upward march of enlightenment; but
yet much remains to be achieved by
our twentieth century apostles Of
peace. When we read of recent utter
ances of Emperor William calling for
more ships, we are fain to believe that
the full benefits of arbitration are at
hand. But let us view with just pride
what has been done, and that so level
headed ruler as William of Germany
may be among the early converts.
We have an example of how great
national questions may be settled with
out firing a gun, in what has just
occurred in the Scandinavian Peninsula.
These people today, as the clouds of
misunderstanding roll away, find them
selves on more friendly basis than g
year ago. True, no court Of arbitration
acted in their behalf, but the same
principle prevails in the gatherings of
these similar tho widely different
people. 1878.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-11-30

promoters of this epoch-making move
ment have reason to believe, and do
believe, that their efforts will result in
the interment forever of the proverbial
"hatchet." This convention becomes in
history. The First Interparliamentary
Union. Hon. Richard Bartholdt, of
Missouri, was by unanimous vote made
its president. So enthusiastic was the
meeting that all minor details were
speedily disposed of, and indeed the
principal topic discussed was a model
treaty offered by the president elect,
which, read, embodies true American
ideas. 1t was found so complete, even
down to working details-that 1t be-
came the treaty accepted by these two
hundred delegates.
Napoleon, a century ago, said that
war is the pastime of the barbarians.
Perhaps he did not mean it, but he said
it all the same; and who better than he
could be a competent Judge? So radical
movement as is implied by national
arbitration, cannot be contaminated by
one convention. Others are sure to
follow. Plans will mature. Nations
will no longer fly at the throats of their
neighbors-as initiating the ways Of
their caucasian ancestor-but indeed a
peace which passeth understanding
will be abroad in the land.
While the enormous cost of war is
not the greatest reason why the world
will welcome plan insuring perpetual
peace, still this very question will be
among the first considered. A full
rigged battleship costs seven and a
half million dollars. The entire nation
al debt of any great nation today, Is
displayed in its navy. Think of it!
Amazing sums to contemplate! The
equipping of standing armies on peace
footings today, together with the never
ceasing demands of our Deweys and
other commodores, is indeed menace.
But when nation is rallying its sons
to war, cost is hardly considered.
The cost Of our war of forty years ago
was above two thousand million dollars,
besides a loss on both sides of a million
men killed or MANNED for life. The
cost to the Confederstes was no doubt
as much as that of the Federal govern
ment. Yes, the cost is enormous. The
money paid for one battleship would
equip seventy-fve farm or trade schools
These schools would attract and educate,
these schools would remove large per-
centage of the cause of future crime
the potential vagabond. Not only this
accomplishment, but, as view it, pow
erty as well as war could be eliminated
from onr category of evils.
A strong reason for the existence of
a compulsory court of arbitration,
abides in the known fact that "wrong'
is not confined to any one nation. Both
are in q measure to blame. Little mat
ters of dispute and misunderstanding-
agrow space." Soon there is demon
stration, at first usually sbluff." War
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-11-30
november'$ Come.
JOE LINCOLN, "Cape Cod Balla ds. p

Ely. you swelled up turkey feller!
Struttin' round so big and proud,
Pretty soon guess your beller
Won't be gOin' quite so loud,
Say. I'd run and hide, bet you,
And I'd leave off eatin' some,
Else the chopin block III get you
Don't you know November's come?
Don't you know that Grandma's maxim,
Loads of mince and pun'kin piesP
Don't you smell those goodies cookin'?
Can't you see 'em? Where's your ewes?
Tell that rooster there that's CROWN,
Cute folks now are keepin' mum;
lHEY don't show how fat they're growin'
When they know November's come.
MEMBER when you tried ter lick me?
Yes you did, and hurt me, too!
Thought twas big ter chase and pick me-
Wen, I'll soon be pickin' you.
On, know you're big and hearty,
so you needn't strut and drum
Better make your will out, smarty,
Cause you know, November's come.
"GObble! gobble!" oh, no matter!
Pretty quick you'll change your tune;
You'll be dead and in a platter,
And I'll gObble pretty soon.
f was you I'd stop my puffin',
And I'd look most awful glum:
Hope they give you lots of stuffin!
AMT you glad November's come?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

Wanted:Two news agents to run
from here to Kansas City.
]. L. Olive.
7-o
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

J. J. Ewing was in the city to-
day, from Lindsay.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29
CLAYTON BACKlNG HUMPHREY
Interesting Gossip from Washington
About Appointment Of Attorney

It is reported here that Senator
Long will return to Washington
on New Years day and that he
lvill press the appointment of GER
tain Kansans for positions in Indian
Territory. Long held a confer
renee with politicians in that state
and it is believed that an agree
ment will be reached whereby Allen
will withdraw for the attorneyship
in favor Of Topeka man. Allen,
however, will be rewarded in case
the slate goes through. 1t is re-
ported that Mr.. Alien can't win,
the Interior department having
protested against his selection.
This being the case, he will gladly.
withdraw and give Long the oppor-
tunity Of naming a man for the
place.
According to the report, il it is
true, if the president will listen TO
Judge Clayton of the Central dis
trict Col. Humphrey will be appoin-
ted. It is nov generally under
stood that the action of the various
asprants for appointments, first in
their struggle for endorsement,
ard later by their charges against
each other before the departments,
lmpelled the president to call in
Judge Clayton in order that he
could ger direct information and
conservative advice in connection
with territory affairs. The presi-
dent evidently listened to Clayton
in the Latham appointment. 1t is
said that Clayton is backing Hum
phley, but that the peculiar situa-
ton makes the outcome a matter
of doubt.
1t is now certain that Soper will
have nothing TO say concerning ap-
pointments. It is understood that
he has no standing at Washington
with the departments, and therefore
his recommendation will count for
If reports are true 'ndge Clayton
will be supreme in the matter of ap-
pointments iii the future and that
the president will likely follow his
advice concerning it. it-Aidmoreite.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29
A LARGE IRRIGATING PLANT
Lake to Be Created BY Dam Across
otter Creek.

Lawton, 0. r., Dec. 2S.-A pri-
vate irrigation company has COM
pleted all surveys. plans and spec
ifcations Of the system to be in
stalled at Mountain Park, Kiowa
county, and active work of con-
sttucrion will commence at an ear
ly date. At a point four miles
northwest OF Mountain Park. dam
seventy feet high and zoo feet long
is TO be constructed across Otter
creek. The lake will cover 900
acres and will hold $50, 900 acre
fe 4 Of water. The Otter creek ir-
regation project will cost 81 900,
ooo Many Ct the farmers have
subscribed for water.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29
ANY kind of blank books at
Booths book stors. 81


Commencing Monday night Jan.
1st. at the Presbyterian Church
there will be a Union revival meet
ing which will be participated in by
the Presbyterian and Cumberland
Presbyterian and Congregational
churches. Rev. J. D. Belknap, of
Syracuse N. Y will be the evange-
list and will be assisted by the
ministers Of the other curches
named.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29
FRISCO FLASHES
Frisco Addition, Dec. 28:

Frisco Addition, Dec. 28:
The year just closing is leaving
this Western country in good shape
with the future very bright. No
community could bave had better
season. Let us do our full duty
in the year 1906.
Mr.. Daniel is remodeling his
house on illinois Ave.
The Christmas tree at the Bap-
tist Mission was a delight to all.
The Oil Mill Co. is completing
the second largest oil mill in the
United States Of America.
Dc you know that in the South
east they are using cooking oils of
their own manufacture in preference
to hog products-they are whole
some.
The interurban with its water
power and electrical appliances will
make greater Chickasha, "And
don't you forget it,"
c. Es Tewksberry has moved to
his new residence in Oklahoma
Addition.
We notice that strangers are
surprised at the fine fat cattle in
the Southeast limits of the city
fed on cotton seed meal. Of conrse,
Mr.. H. Johnson can show them,
that are from Missouri.
We are going to swear off and
build a hundred feet of side walk
in 1906.
A Buttinski.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

Rev. J. Allen Ray arrived here
yesterday FOR a brief visit With
homefolks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

Lost; Gray mare 4 years old
weighs 1900 lbs also chestnut sor-
rel ponv weighs 1000 lbs. If found
please return to John w Light.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

Dick Chamberlain of Sherman,
Texas is visiting his old time friend
Scott joiner. He is a newspaper
man of wide experience.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

The EXPRESS 10 cts. a week.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

A fine boy was among the
Christmas gifts received by Mr..
and Mrs. Garland Rrown. DR..
Tye. the fond grandfather is fully
as happy over the event as the
proud parents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29
A Buttinski.

I. H. Dwyer returned yesterday
from Christmas visit to Brnham
Texas. Mrs. Dwyer and Miss
Fleur Lester accompanied him
home.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

DIR. Buchsbaum has moved his
Office from the Terrell building ond
Is now comfortably located over the
Chickasaw Trust Co. Phone 2o7.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

Rev. w. w. carithers Of the
Cache Greek Mission School, and
Miss Emma MCFARLAND, a teacher
in the school, were in the city to-
day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-12-29

Floyd Russell has returned from
a visit with relatives in Iowa.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
Skating.


While skating can only be learned by
actual practice on real ice, yet few
hints might assist the beginner and
help him to side step some Of the
things that cause the young skater to
walk around feeling sore on the world
because It rose up and bumped him a
few times when be wasn't doing a
thing to It.
One Of the tricks that the kindergar-
ten skater should not attempt is to
skate on his ear. After he has learned
the steps he may essay to n few fancy
turns like that, but for the first few
days It Is better for him to skate Who'll
~ on his feet. If possible.
In teaching a girl to skate always 90
lect one that is good looking. Then
you will have plenty OF help in picking
her up when che fails. and It won't be
80 hard on your buck.
Never bump into a fat man who Is
skating backward. Wait until he has
turned around. as his stomach makes q
much softer cushion.
These, Of course are only hints. The
successful skater must pick the art up.
and in the meantime he will have to
pick himself up few dozen times the
6rst few days
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
A tEPAGE PICTURE.

Tho werIx That Brought the Artist
Public Recognition.
The label on n certain spring water
still In use was des .gnated by Du
Maurier. who was probably not over
paid for 1t. and a New York artist who
has since gained distinction eked out
the hardest part Of his early struggles
by designing advertisements for
commercial house. There have been
many more perhaps, but the most con-
spicuous ON record Ia Bastien Lepage,
who through this very fact was forced
into fame. He was pursued by unmer.
ciful disaster through his youth In his
efforts to study art. His mother worked
in the fields to keep q sickly boy at
school. At fifteen he went alone to
Paris. starved for seven years, painted
without success. but stili-painted. he
had just finished picture to send to
the Salon when Paris was besieged,
and he rushed with his comrades to
the trenches.
On the first day q shell fell into his
studio and destroyed his picture, and
another shell burst at his feet, wound
ing him. He was carried home and lay
III and idle for two years. Then he re-
turned to Paris and. reduced to abso-
lutte want painted cheap fans for a
living.
One day a manufacturer Of some pat
ent medicine ordered a picture from
him to illustrate it's virtues. Lepage.
who was always sincere, gave his best
work to this advertisement. He paint
cd a landscape In the April sunlight
The leaves OF tender green quivered IN
the breeze. A group OF beautiful voting
girls gathered around n fountain from
which the elixir OF youth sprang In q
bubbling stream. Lepage believed there
was real merit In It.
let me offer 1t at the Salonf" he
asked his patron.
The manufacturer was delighted.
But first paint rainbow arching over
the fountain" he said, with the name
Of my medicine upon It."
Lepage refused.
''Then will not pay you a sou for
the picture"
The price of this picture meant bread
for months, and the painter had long
needed bread. The chance Of admis-
sion to the salon was small. He hesi
tated. Then he silenced his hunger and
carried the canvas to the salon. It was
admitted.
Its great success insured Lepage
public recognition. and his later WORK
gained him place among the greatest
OF living artists.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
Humor ano Philosophy
Copyright. 1904. by Duncan NJ. Smith
DISAPPOINTED.

Behold the mani He sits apart,
Sad. helpless and foriorn:
bruised Is his tender. bleeding heart,
with sorrow warped andStorn.
Why does he sit tho nveiong day
With eyelids moist and dim7
Because leap year has fiown away.
And no ono called for him.
Behold him when the year was young.
Just twelve brief months ago.
Hopo In his ear q ditty sung
To measure soft and low.
Arrayed In brand new coat and vest,
With shoes and tic to match,
He waited. feeling at his best,
And thought he was a catch.
But as the days slipped on apace
And months and weeks sped by
No one took pity on his case;
Tho pretty girls wero shy.
Hc caught somo smiles that turned his
head.
With sweet words they were free.
But not q girl camo round and satd,
"Oh. kind sir. marry me-
And that Is why he carries round
His feelings In n sling:
No girl tn him a mate has found,
None has him on the string.
AZ last on him has dawned the truth
He reads the book Of life
AID realizes that each youth
Must rustic his own wife,
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
EntanEIed I'm a Liy, Wire

II q person Is tangled In a live cleo.
tic wire and you want TO- extricate him
therefrom do not take bold of the vic.
Tins hands. as is often done In a case
or this kind. You will be shocked II
you do. Be sure to grab the clothes
alone. and then you are safe. and the
current cannot reach you. Do not let
anything come in contact with your
bare hands but his coat aud Trousers.
or course II you have thick leather
gloves on yJu can handle with inpu.
nifty the individual In distress.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
. ,sc lecturer who n rt :

:. iSo lecturer VINO II ri : ,',,-''S'
,ul OF his audience always carries :. :th
Kim a email side line OF applause 10
',:tcSs baggage. 1t might surprise the
uninitiated to know that a man can
60 into the open market and buy ap.
piausc just as he would potatoes or
patent medicine.
A good husky man whose hands are
so calloused that little extra applause
viii not hurt him may be easily hired
for % cents and good warm seat
or course he always runs the risk
that when he has reached the point
where the handclapping should begin
his applause may have gone 60 deep
and only snore may como In responss
to his prearranged signal.
Incidents Of this sort arc enough 10
discourage a popular lecturer. and II
adds considerably to the expense u he
must hire In addition q small boy 60
keep his applause awake.
In Manchuria war appears to be iiv-
ing up to General Sherman's descrip-
ton with high water added. :
When a man has tried for half an
hour to call up some one on the tcle-
II there is no future punishment there
should be for the man who invented
tho busy signal.
It is much easier to predict weathc.
than It Is to have the weather live up
10 the predictions. -'
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
FAMOUS FRUIT LANDS.
or the East Texas Country.

Home Of the Elberta peach, the
strawberry, plum, pear, tomato and
other fruits and vegetables. Big mon
ey in growing for the northern markets
On February 18th and 2ist, March 7th
and 2lSt, round trip home-seekcrs tick
cts from st. Louis, Thebrs, Cairo or
Memphis to Texas points at rate of one
fare plus 3 not exceeding $l5.
One way colonist tickets at half fare
plu' on February 2lst and March DIST.
Write for booklet on Texas fruiI
lands, map and time table.
L. p. SMITH, T.P.A.
Cotton Belt Route, Atlanta, Ga.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
The Popular One.
Almost Q Hint.

Almost Q Hint.
"Yes." said tho sweet young girl. II
datter myself that am something Of q
mind reader. Although I am not the
seventh daughter Ct a seventh daugh.
ter. 1t comes natural fcr me TO tan
what a person is thinking by iecd1ing
at him.
"Now. that u Interesting" said
young Mr.. Latestayer. who was naai-
ing a friendly call Suppose you
prove It by telling mo what I scn think.
ing about"
I'VE must use tact In practicing
these mystic arts.~ she replied. and
really I would hate to hurt your eeei.
ings."
"Ob. 60 ahead. I don't care whe
knows my thoughts."
well. II you insist" she satd swes<-
". you are thinking that you realty
must take your hat and 60 home.-
The young man laughed uprearieus-
" at the guess. but he did not iinrsr
around many hours longer.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
PROVERBS OF MEXICO.

The noise ts moro than the powder
the Mexican way Of saying It is "hoe
air"
wuen IL raIus. we All svs
Mexican way Of saying, "Misfortunes
never come singiy."
The devil Is not astute because he Is
the devil. but because he Is old-used
to express the value Of experience
When bread Is cut. crumbs are left
expressing the fact that we all have a
share in our ueighbors' good fortune.
After the child Is drowned. cover up
the well-the Mexican way Of saying,
After the horse ls stolen, lock the
stable"
It is better to 60 around than to fall
down. expressing the fact that It is
often botter to avoid q difficulty than
- try to overconse it.-Chicago Jour.
nal.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
Appropriate Enaaux,

The thoughtful little boy with ths
nigh forehead tied an oblong receptacle
made OF tin to the dogs tail ana
watched tho animal go tearing down
the alley.
For Scotch coilse." tho boy ex-
plained to the bystanders. II thought
ne wasn't quite as cauny as he ought
to be."-Chicago Tribune.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10

Would Make Sure About tho Soap.
A little boy who had been blowing
bubbles all the morning. firing Of play
and suddenly growing serious, said.
Read me that thory about heaven: Il
ith tho gloriouth."
Il WILL" said thessnother, but Hrst
tell me. did you take the soap out Of
the water?"
oh. yes: I'm pretty thure I did"
The mother read the description Of
the beautiful city. the streets of gold,
the gates OF pearl. He listened with
delight. but when she came to tho
words. mo one can enter there who
loveth or maketh a iie." bounding I'D,
he said:
Il gueth I'll 60 aud thee about that
theapT-New York Observer.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-02-10
BOILERS AND ENGINES

Tanks, Stacks, Stand Pipes.
ana Sheet Iron Work; Shaft,
ing, Iullcys, Gearing, Boxes,
Managers, etc. Mill Casting.
East every day; work 200
hands. -oo
LOMBARD D 1 Foundry 'achine and
boiler Work and Supply Store.
Augusta, Georgia.