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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Colin James and littl
daughter reached here Sunday from
Memphis, called by the illness of Mrs
A. 5. James.
Miss Bernice Hatfield has returned
from two week S visit to her grand
parents. Capt. and Mis-. W. II. Brooks,
at Decatur.
Mr.. N. Welch and family, who moved
here some months sirce from Mt. Pleas
ant, will move the first of the week to
Lawrenceburg.
Miss Clara Thompson has returned
from visit to Nashville.
Mrs. Izora Cecil Andrews is spend
ing the day In Nashville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Z. q. Hendley and
Master CLAUDE Hendley have returned
to Louisville, after visit here They
will go to San Francisco soon to make
their home
Mrs. s. W. Warheld attended the
marriage of her brother. Nh. Lucien
Z. Brown in Birmingham, last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank G. Cook have re,
turned from their bridal trip, and will
be with Mrs. Cook 8 parents until the
pleted.
Miss Ozzie Fry has returned from a
visit to her sister, Mrs. William Clark,
at Howell.
Revs. j. W. Cherry and A. G. Din
widdie have returned from the meeting
of the Tennessee Conference.
Miss Mollie Waggstaff, of Lynnville,
has been the guest of Hon. John W.
Fry and family.
Miss Ethel Voss has returned from
Nashville.
Horace Milan, who was visiting his
mother, Mrs. w. B. Milan, who has
been sick. has returned to Birmir CHAM. |
Misses Emeline and LeviSa Walker,
of Union City, lett for Nashville Fri
day, after brief visit to DIR. j. A. |
Edwards.
Mrs. B M .Reuick and children return.
ed to their home at Paris,Ky. Wednes.
day, after visit to Mrs. F. D. Lam
der and Mrs. Meade FT.ers3n.
Mr.. w. j. Cowsert, Of West Tennes-
see, Mr.. and Mrs. T. o. Cowsert, and
Mrs. Rebpcca Buford, of Nashville, are
guests CT Mrs. Mary CoWsert this week.
Mrs. Hampton Tompkins and Miss
Re5ecca Carpenter arrived Satur-
lay from Murfreesboro, called by the
ll2--= OF their brother, Mr.. j. H. Car
0enter.
Jox, came out Friday morning from
Nashville and spent the day with Nj.
VI. Mcclellan ana family. Mr..
Jones and Miss Cox were accompanied
Jack to Nashville ny Mis-. jones and
Mss Louise Mcclellan.
Mr.. Chae. P. Cecil, Of Danville. KY.
ormpr cashier of the old Bank of Co
umbia, lie the guest of his brother-iu-
aw, Mr.. Joe Whitthorne. In the bal
yen days OF the old bank few men had
o many friends as Mr.. Cecil and it is
pleasure to these friends to grasp his
and again.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03
AROUND TOWN.

Messrs. Hight ard Jetton, state rev.
enue agents, are in Columbia exam
lining the books of the county officials
ESQ. Frank H. Smith has been APP
pointed trustee unGer the deed OF trust
FLED recently by j. W. Caperton &
Co. of Spring Hill.
S. E. Calender a. Co. opened up q
branch produce house in Pulaski Mon
day. The business will be IN charge Of
Mr.. Earl Voss, of Columbia.
Energy all gone? Headache? Stom.
ach out of oIder? Simply case Of
torpid liver. Burdock Blood BItterl
will make q new man or woman OF you
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03
Observation-Disclosures.

Miss Winfrle Roberts Of Roberts
Bend and Mr. Henry Blackwell. OF
Cooper, Texas, were married Tuesday
afternoon at the BRIDES home, Rev.
MI. Linn officiating. II was a quiet
home wedding, only few friends and
immediate relatives being present.
Mr.. and Mrs. Black we'll left after the
ceremony for their home In the Lone
Star State. The bride is one of the
most attractive AMI talented young
women of the county ana has many
friends who will follow her with good
wishes to hen new home.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

WANTED. =-Gentleman or lady with
good reference, to travel by rail or with
a rig, Salary S1,O72.00 per year and ex-
penses; salary paid weekly and expenses
advanced. Address, with stamp, Jos. A.
Alexander, Columbia, Tenn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

Thanksgiving, and ask all the ladie
of the city to come and patronize them
Miss Llbble Tegardon was the hos
tess of ''Ghost Party Tuesday
evening. given at her home on Elev
enth street. The house was beautifully
decorated in yellow flow ers aud ferns
while In one corner of the parlor q
witches booth was erected, with little
Frank Shaw the presiding genius. MI.
Walter Mclean won the prize in the
evening s contest, and Miss Effie Bar
nett recited with apt expression, dis
Am De Night De Ghost Walks A
dainty three course Halloween lun-
cheon was served.
The Students Club held a social
meeting Saturday with Mrs. j. d..
Russell, and we're delightfully."- enter
tanned. In Keeping with the Hallowe en-
season, Mrs. Russell used the fruits and
flowers and the tinted leaves of autumn
10 the house decorations, and the effect
under the soft light of many candles,
was both artistic and beautiful. Only
one paper was read, "Grecian Archi-
lecture" by Miss Blsnch Scott, who
treated the subject most interestingly.
Delicious refreshments we're served.
A wise little Miss some five summers
old, had three sweethealts on her line.
and was not overly constant to either,
until few days since, and this is how
she settled it. (Which one of them is
your real sweetheart, she was asked.
believe | will take Edwin, "she said
solemnly, because he is going to
start Savings Bank account. Wise
little woman Wise little boy
One of the charming informal events
of the week was the 5 o. clock tea given
at the Country Club Thursday afternoon
by Mrs. Leila Soper to several visitors
who have taken prominent part in the |
horse show. They we're Mrs. William |
Morgan, Misses Annie and Mary Bar
row. Mrs. Eugene Long and Mre. Por-
ter Erwin, all o. Columbia, Tenn.-Bir-
ningham News.
As heretofore announced the ladies'
II the ST. Peters Parish society will
lOld Christmas Market the first week
n December IN Mrs. Hendleys store
All kinds of pretty, useful things for
presents will be on sale.
The Halloween party, which was to
AVE been given by the Guild of the Ho
y Child Tuesday at the residence OF
drs. Frank Smith, has been indefinitely
The Maury Chapter, Daughters of
be ConfedeTacy, will meet with Mrs.
I. b. Wilkins, on Garden street.
omorrow afternoon at clock.
Iou,T ,r rnr rnnrun
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03
Dine Social.

This evening there will be Dime
Social at the Frierson sMemo.
rial. Proceeds for the benefit of The
Orphans Home Of that church. Fun
plenty in jolly good way is promised.
There will be music, recitations, cha
rades, sawdust pie, apple diving, an OBJ
seryation contest, Gipey tent, candy
booth, flower stand, and the best OF all
lots Of friends to see and good time
for everybody.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03
A thanksgiving Exchange.

The ladies' of Zion church will hold
an Exchange on Tuesday, tuesday
night and Wednesday before Thanks
living, Nov. 2sth and goth, in Column
bis. TO secure funds to improve the
interior of their church. They will
nave everything good and fresh for
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03
ISN'T THE TRUTH?

81 suppose good memory is es.
ssntial to success in business life?'
remarked the inexperienced citizen.
"Well, not always" SAID the life in
sursnce Official. "A good foIgetery is
often more desirable in our line. =
Exchange.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

Mr.. ii. B. Tltcomb has purchased
the store houes on the Square next to
Stephenson Bros. drug store.
Bob Sellers has gone to Birmingham.
where he has accepted position.
David Cook, who has been with
Miles Cook, has resigned and accepteG
position as stenographeI in the
office OF Supt. Wheeler OF tie L. d N
at Nashville.
FOR ShLE-One Surrey, for cash
or trade for COW fresh in milk. Alex.
W. Mckay, Columbia, Tenn. wit
The boys say Ben Latta is harborins
secret.
Chas. Gam bell is in Shelf I'D on buzz.
ness.
Hives are terrible torment to the
little iolks, and to some older one
Easily cured. Doan's Ointment
fails. Instant relief, permaner-
At any drug store, 80 cents.
The Daughters of the
will serve dinner In
the square Monday
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

The Maury Chapter. Daughters OF
the ConfedeIacy, will meet with Mrs.
j. b. Wilkins, on Garden street.
tomorrow afternoon at o. clock.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

The Halloween party, which was to
have been given by the Guild of the Ho-
ly Child Tuesday at the residence OF
Mrs. Frank Smith, has been indefinitely
DOetpOned
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

Thanksgiving, and ask aIl the ladies
of the city to come and patronize them.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-11-03

As heretofore announced the ladies'
OF the st. Peters Parish society will
hold Christmas Market the first week
in December In Mrs. Hendley's store
All kinds of pretty, useful things for
Christmas presents will be on sale.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
Near Enough.

One day. as a train from the East
pulled up at the little station of q
most depressing town in the fever-and
ague district of Western State. a
passenger. thrusting his head out of a
car window, asked of a detected look
Ing citizen who was leaning against
the tation door:
Tell me. what do you call this
iried-up. dreary, ornery. low-down
placer
That's near enough. stranger" re-
piled the native. in melancholy voice.
LET ii go at that"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

ClsvsIand's One-Cent Warrant,

ClsvsIand's One-Cent Warrant.
Ex-President Grover Cleveland holds
the only warrant for one cent ever
drawn by the Secretary Of the Treas
ury upon the United States Treasurer.
1t was In payment Of the balance Of
the salary due the Democratic chief
tain at the close Of his term in 1897,
and its issuance was made necessary
by one of those mistakes that are rare
on the part Of the expert bookkeepers
engaged in running the accounts of
the government
Every quarter the President Of the
United States is entitled to three
checks-one for 81 1856 and two for
$4,166.G7. The table Of methods of
paying government salaries shows
that il the $4,000 4 year for the Pres
ident is divided into twelve equal in
stallments. one for each month. the
amount will be $4,1o666 %, but the
two-thirds Of cent cannot be paid
at the end OF month, and SO the
practice is to send the President a
check for $4 1866 one month and the
other two months OF the quarter the
amount is 81, 1861.
In some manner President Cleve-
land failed to get check one month
for the extra cent that was due him,
and when the books were balanced at
the close Of his term it was detected.
With all due solemnity the officers OF
the treasury drew the famous warrant
for one cent. and Mr. Cleveland re-
ceived 1t with the same amount of Sc
riousness. He has never cashed the
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
A Great Monarch.

Weather than any brother sover.
eign; master of legions, which number
over = million; lord of more than one
sixth OF the surface of the globe, with
subjects OF many colors and races,
amounting to over one hundred and
twenty million souls, the czar of all the
Ruesias will not be invincible until he
adopts Pillsbury's Vitos as his regular
breakfast diet.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
Lost Treasure Of the Ancient..

What treasures of the ancient world
may still lie hidden among the debris
OF the past? Where are the riches of
Babylon and Nineveh? Where are the
secret treasure chambers of Egypt?
Where is the gold OF the PhoenicIans? !?
Where is the tomb OF Alsric. the Goth.
that was crammed with all the richest
spoils of Rome? Who has discovered
the secret places Of Mexico and Peru.
where the untold wealth of mighty
dynasties was stored?
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
RHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY

When the joints are sore and swo
pain OF Rheumatism, relief must be !
affected parts with liniments, oils, ct
by temporarily relieving the pain an,
effect on the disease itself, because R
is in the blood and cannot be rubbed
indigestion, weak kidneys, poor bow
eral sluggish condition Of the system
should be carried off through the nat
ural avenues Of bodily waste, are
left to sour and form uric acid and
other irritating poisons which are alb
sorbed by the blood, making it thin,
weak and acrid. Then instead OF
nourishing the different nerves, mus
cles, joints and tissues it fills them
with poison to produce the aches,
pains and other disagreeable symp-
toms OF the disease. Rheumatism
IS usually worse in Winter for the
reason that cold and dampness are
exciting causes. The nerves become
excited and sting with pain, the mus
cles are sore and drawn, the Joints
swollen and stiff and the sufferer
lives in intense agony; and if the
disease is not checked it often leaves
its victims helpless cripples for life.
Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away
but it can be driven from the blood
by S. S. S. Being a perfect blood
purifier this great remedy soon pro-
duces a complete change in the en-
tire circulation; the thin, acrid blood
through the bOdv rOurichee aud co,+L
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
kels In Scotland.

Although cells abound in Scotch waters
and are caught in great quantities, they
are not considered lit food there. No
matter how plentiful and how very fine
and large they may be in any district
Of Scotland, no native will eat one. The
objection to the eel is said to be based
on Its ssrpentlike appearance and the
fact that it is not overfastidious as to
what 1t feeds on.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
A Discouraged Chauffeur.

$50 you are the applicant for the
position as chauffeurY' asked the gen
tleman. looking up from his desk.
"Yes, sir" replied the man who had
just entered the room.
"Are you a union manY'
"Yes, SIR"
"Well. after you have worked on a
machine for eight hours and the thing
won't 90, what do you dog"
"Oh, well, sir, if you've got one of
that kind of machines, | don't want the
job."-Yonkers Statesman.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
Danger in Hair Dye.

Knott Yette-You mean to say that
the use of hair dye is dangerous?
Ben Thayer-I do. Let me tell you
something. A dear friend of mine. a
happy bachelor found his hair was turn
ing gray at 80. Well, he had it dyed a
deep black. Four weeks later he was
married.-Tales.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
Beware OF Ointments Tor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense O.
smell and completely dsrange the whole sys
ten wnen entering it through the mucou.
surfaces. Such articles Lould never be used
except on prescri ptions from reputable ply
sicians, al the dam age they will do is ten told
to the good you can posi- oily de rive from tkem
Halls Catarrh Cure nufactured by F. j.
Cheney Co., Toledo, o., contains n o II ercury
and Is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you ge,
the gen nuine. 1t is taken internally, and IN ads
IN Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney Co. Testi-
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
Special Introductory offer.

vno, Io lntfoauee ] ,nls UTgah we are maklng moss
terms and will deliver perfect and ful guar
antet d Organ freight paid to any ralr ad sta
tion or boat landing in the state of Oregon for
SAC, on payment of s. down and 81 month.
! he fancier styles So, $50, etc. on same terms.
Write us today, this offer is limited only to
the first 100 instruments.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
An Intricate Problem.

An Intricate Problem.
Mrs. bbrown-That conductor in
suited me-
Mr.. Kbrown-How?
Mrs. Kbrown-Wanted me to pay
fare for Tommy.
Mr.. Kbrown-Well. Tommy is quite
q chunk Of lad. He looks
Mrs. Kbrown-And you, too? Do
you mean to insinuate that | look old
enough to have a child old enough to
have to pay car fare? Cleveland
Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
You Can Get Aliens Foot.Ease FREE.

Write Allen 8. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y, for
free sample Of Allen FootE Ease. 1t cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. certain cure for
corns, ingrowing n ails and bunions. Al drug.
gists sell 1t. Csc. Don't accept any substitute.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
His Great Strsnxth.

THAT bass voice is powerful one,
Isn't ity'
Yes; l notice it has a great deal Of
hoarse power"-Baltimors American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

After man spends two or three
weeks on a jury. he ought to be "A
pretty good lawyer. Indeed. he ought
to be a pretty good judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

For forty years Piso's Cure for Con-
sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

Some men take a trip abroad for
pleasure and some take their wives
along.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

Judge (severely)-You should re-
member that an idiot is a man like
you or me.-Translated for Tales from
Les Annales.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
Found at IRat.

Trotter (who has been abroad
Miss Gusherly used to be looking for
her ideal. Did she ever find him?
Miss Homer-Yes; but she lost him
n 90 in
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

Trotter-Indeed. How did that hap
pen?
Miss Homer-She was married to
him.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14
A Judicial Verdict.

Judge-You are accused Of having
beaten this person cruelty.
The Accused-Well, l had to beat
him to make him do his work. He is
an idiot
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

An orchid (the Crispum Roger San
der) has been sold at an auction in
London for $500. This is believed to
be a record price.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

~>~~
ad at once, and it is natural to rub the
). This treatment does good in a way,
reducing the inflammation, but has no
leumatism is more than skin deep; it
away. Rheumatism is brought on by
Il action, stomach troubles and gen
The refuse and waste matters, which
While At work for the r. O. 4 p. r. r.
N the swampy region, I contracted
Hheum atism and was completely help
loss 1or about four months and spent
over VI 1000 with doctors, but got worse
:Sn svsrx Day, and finally Anal a9it them and be;
was cured sound and well. Ny health
u new eplendid, and weigh 176
pounds. There is . lady living near me
TTho is now taking 8. s. 8. for acute
hhsumatism. For two months she could
not turn herselfin bed, but since Begin
ming your medicine about three weeks
age has improved rapidly, and Is now
a1le 20 sit up. 0an recommend 8. 8. 8,
20 All suffering from Rheumutism.
Ulah, N. @. s. G. LASSITER.
i was severely troubled with Rheuma.
t1sn. l had it in my knees, legs and
ankles, and any one who has ever had
the pain is and how it intsrferes With
ono At work. I was truly in bad shape
having been bothered with 1t fer ten
years, on and on. A local physician ad-
v1sed nae to use s. 8. 3. did SO. After
taking two bottles noticed the sore
continued the medicine and was thor
3ughly cured; all pain, soreness and in
fannstien gene. Irseemmend s. s. 8.
to all Rheumatic sufferers.
oo,u J. L AGNEW,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teethipg period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-14

She was fair passenger in search
OF information and the captain was,
naturally, only too willing to crafty
her. He had explained that the action
of the propeller forced the ship
through the water and added, A. q
further item Of information:
1--WE made twenty knots an hour
last night, miss"
did you really?" said the sweet
girl And whatever did you do with
them alp
The captain went red and his eyes
dtlated.
Threw them overheard" he said,
shortly.
Fancy" she said-Tit- Bits.
cl1c Permanently Cured. No fits Or nervousness
yIC after first days OF DR. Kline Great Nerve
Resorer send for Free 81 trial title treatise
Dr. X. H. Kline Ltd. 93l Arch ST.. Philadel phia, Pa
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-28
Measuring a Wink.

How fast can a man wink? One who
is interested in this fascinating sub
feet has made experiments in coanec.
ton with it. and successfully measured
the time occupied by the several
phases of the movement He says:
The mean duration of the descent Of
the lid is seventy-fve to ninety one
thousandths Of second. The inter-
val while the eye is shut was in one
case only fifteen hundredths of sec.
ond. The rising of the lid occupied
seventeen hundreIths OF second. A
specially arranged Photographic ap
paratns vas US ID for the experiment"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-28
EASTERN USES OF PAPER.
Japanese Would Find It Hard to al
Along Without It.

The Japanese use paper at ever2
moment. The string with which &
dert-handed darling of the gods" does
Up the articles you buy is made Of
PAPER. The handkerchief (thrown
away after use) is paper. the partk
tons dividing the houses are paper!
Erd the pane through which an indiS1
erect eye looks at YOU is paper! The
pare is certainly wanting in transpaA
rency, but there is simple remedyA
One finger is passed through the pa
per-that is all, Aiterward a small
piece is stuck on the opening with q
grain Of rice.
The mems hats. the cloak of thd
porter who carries his harden, singt
ing cadence. through the rain; th4
garment Of the boatman who conducts
you on board, the tobacco pouch, cigaH
case-all are paper! Those elegant
flowers ornamenting the beautiful ha
OF the Japanese ladies, and tho
robe collars which are taken for era
paper.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-28
Ambassador Bearded Gear.

Sir Jerome Bowes, Queen Eliza
beth's ambassador to Ivan the Terri.
BILE, car of Russia, in 1888, had an
exciting time. Ivan had killed his
own son few years e8lier in a it OF
passion. and was no easy character ia
deal with. The car saw fit to dis.
parage the English queen, whom, he
declared, ''he did not reckon to be his
fellow there being those who were
her betters. Bowes could not stand
this sort OF thing. md p!uckily as.
serted that his princess was es great
az any in Christendom What! As
great as the emperor OF Germany?"
demanded Ivan. why" answered
Bowes, with fine assumption OF
scorn. such is the greatness of the
queen. my mistress, that the king her
father had not long since the emperor
in his pay in his wars against France.
The car was at first more furious
than ever. but in time he took Bowes
into mis- favor.