The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

D 'A' hNlN'HlhN NIN inc ewes OF the
Colorado sky dancing capuyatingly
into his He invited her and her little
companions to his committee room
and she sat ON his knee. unconscious
Of The fact that be was cynical and
unsentlmental
Bet You a horse YOU don't know
where ! came from7' she said to him
as she danglod her muddy shoes
against bis freshly creased trousers.
Bet you a hoss ! do" he said
"Whcrc?"
From Kentucky" he answered.
We'll, you win. hut haven't got
the horse here to pay you. Youll have
To go TO papa pasture 10 get him.
Col Bill Zevcloy OF Muskogoe. In.
dian Territory. having heard the East
a'callinu. Us back ln Washington
While the Colonel was in the South.
west this time. for a few ncctug days.
the editor uf the Kansas city star. not.
ing with evident jealousy the popular.
ity Of Col. Ze,oloy, wrote an editorial
In which be- said
"Out here ho is known as J. W.
Zoyclcy when he gets to St Louis
he o. William ZoyDloy As soon as he
arrives In Washington he is donomi.
mated as Col Bill Zovelcy. and God
only knows what the tcssclatod
satraps OF Broadway call him This
alons IL clear His fame In Kansas
city Is impcrshablc lie is the man
who nrst introduced the fashion In
Kansas city Of wearing a plug hat be.
fore breakfast"
Now, what do you think of that?"
asked Col Zoyeley. ucfully. "a plug
hat before breakfast. when everybody
knows ! never got up before break.
fast In my lifo.'
The capital had little blizzard re-.
Gently, and Representative J. Adam
Bodo Of Minnesota. where they have
cold weather, was talking about IL.
IT'S mighty cold" said Representa-.
tive Underwood Of Alabama.
Worst ! ever saw" commented
Representative slaydcn OF san Anto-
Mo. Texas
Huh" said Bedc. This Is pie.
Why. Il Is midsummer when compared
to the weather In my country Once
! was In a party In st. Paul and the
talk got to cold weather Everybody
told how cold he had been. Finally
an old Irishman. who had not said
word. spoke up and said:
4
one summer I spent In Duluth"
While the snow was blowing thick
est Uncle Joe" Cannon plowed his
way 10 the white House.
"Cold?" he said 10 inqulrcrs who
met him at the door OF the executive
Offices. why. this Is the kind OF
weather that makes an old boss feel
spry."
Senator Clapp made n pleasant ad.
mission the other day Of the cost OF n
senatorial electlon-not by popular
vote. lie had just returned from Min.
nesota, where he was triumphantly
rcnomlnatcd. lie was In the elevator
and was In the act OF transferring
six dollars from his hand into his
pocket.
How much" inquired Senator Ia.
liafcrro, "have you leit?'
Precisely six dollars" said Senator
Clapp. but isn't that n lot after all
have gone through lately?'
Congressman Randell, Of Texas, re-
Gently was on a visit TO his native
state Of Georgia, where he heard enc
of his old.tlme friends talk OF "squlr.
rel whisky"
Squirrel whisky?"' he added.
That's a new brand on me. What is
the Stun"
Never heard Of squirrel llQuori
why, you fellows must be an ignorant
lot out where you live in Texas" the
Georgian answered. We'll. to tell
you" he went on, 'it's that kind OF
stun that will make man climb a
tree and talk nutty. Besides. II often
will make one sit by his hole and
bark at folks that amt got no gun"