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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

Gladysf don't Ike this egg. auntie.
It's not good.
acknowledgements. dear. It was only
laid yesterday.
GIadys-Well, then, it must have
been laid by bad hen.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25
eoRRLER ADVICE.

Eat sparingly, you gobbler,
Nor Of your plumpness boast you.
Obesity is vulgar
And somebody might roast you!
For here it is November,
And let me tell you all, sirs,
You'd better just remember
Fat goes before a fall. sirs!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25
still lnainu.tl.-

"a man wouldn't
expect to be char-
ed in church. nov
would he %
mo. not unless
he was marrfes
there
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

Where It Would
Fail.
"a little learn
ing is a dangerous
thing"
"Y es, indeed
someone might
ask you to pro-
nounce app 9ndf-
citis."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25
where New

w ere New
Thought Failed.
"A man can do
anything he tanks
he car"
Is that so ?"
Certainly, THAI
is a sure rule
Il thought I
could marry Miss
Bland until I ask
ed her
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

HOP, STEP AND JUMP.
'It seems he met her at hop
promptly proposed and now they're to
be married"
Strange that he should take that
step at hop
"She took it at a jump"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

Teacher-How many feet make a
yard?
Jimmy-Two. If they're as big as
yours!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

Stood Ia the WAY.
I'd get married
If it were not for
one thing"
"And that is i
presume, II tha
girls were not IS
particular"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25
COMMERCIALLY STATED.

'Ts Count Fucash engaged to your
daughter"
mo-" answered Mr.. Cumrox, "he isn't
exactly engaged, but she has an option
on him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25
KISSES.

Conservatory kisses swiped
Beside some rare exotic
Are great. but social kisses are
Extremely idiotie!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

THE UNFORTUNATE GOLFER.
A golfer whose eyes were obnque
Tried to make a swift drive with a
clique
If the ball he should hit
Where he's looking at it,
Why. it wouldn't get back in a wique.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

@Why, Hiram, Of
rived for Thanksgiving dinnsrl"
well years
end the train
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25
Reforming the
Expression.

Expression
YES, the old
man rendered me
a turkey.
"Then it was a
tender turkey ."
mo, it wasn't. It
was tough.
"Then why don't
you say he tough
ened you a tur-
key?"
Another Pessimist.
do you like
Thanksgiving, Viii
lie ?"
Nav"
''Why not?"
Cause there's
always SO much
more you want to
eat that you can't
git in your STUN
ick."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

Jy ygtr d Of r Hm"
the matter wi ?I H bh US MS gb OIL him
td a da Re ad before AMI @ to low lin o h~"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25
4 say, Old boy What have wing breast7"
SAD CASE.

SAD CASE.
ColOrs are like horses.
Oft it is the plan
What you think a fast one
Proves an also ran.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-25

NO F9TTnaUeucys
Gilman - Do
they keep a serV-
ant girl2
Subbubs on,
certainly not. But
as soon as one
leaves they en-
aTe another
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
OHIO WQG1lMlOM alNEa

For old Point Comfort Norfolk. Portsn,o,sth Pinness
News. connecting Petersburg.
Rchoiond Virginia Beach Washington. D. C.. and entrs
South and West
Freight passenger Pier %. n. r.
Beach St. week al p m
Il. 3. WALKEE. Vice-President and Traffic Manager
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
CURB MARKET TRADING.

The market for outside securities was irregular,
under rather brisk speculation At the outset
eeYences IN the leading specialties ranged from 1
u nearly per cent and IN instances the ad-
'ence was even greater. Before the noon hour.
however liquidation set in and prices ran off to
psI cent from the best. Guggenheim Exploration
mace sensational rise Of % points on active
Ieellhgs' although many sales were reported out
s'ue OF the market Havana Tobacco common ad-
'04oeo per cent and the preferred per cent,
S1t Doth subsequently eased off more than half.
H'al4aeio Milling shares were strong. Central
roei0fy common improved g fraction. American
~ t'Hhg Paper issues were higher. International
Ne'eanil4e Marine preferred sold ex-
1eiSi'e scale at the opening az small recession
presumably for large corporation. Standard oil
vas up points; Seaboard common gained about y
pr cent; Mackay common reached & new high
-@Ek al 15s per cent advance In the mining
seOcEs trading was fairly brisk, but the fuctua-
10ns were generally narrow In bonds there was
4a4F demand. Albany and SusQuehanna Shc
,--eo strong. American Steel Foundry IS were up
: per cent Writing Paper IS opened up q per
~ nut subsequently, lost the gain Havana To-
-e0co es were dealt in for the first time In many
months
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
THoMAs. EMILE AN PURSUANCE OF
m PTRsTANCE OF AN ORDER OF HON

II
Il Frank T Fitzgerald, a Surrogate County Of
New YORK notice hereby given TO all persons having
cI.,r. ssstnst Jacob H I.au County OF
Yr deceased present the with thereof
their place OF transaetng business
he orsce T Booth. No 2Ii Broadway. Borough
- NanHattan II the City Of New York. before
inc ~ Sew York the Path day OF October 1905.
ROBINS A LAW. JOHN : "FiSLAHN > "AbAE]S
WILSON, Executors v-.- ~, -.
uay Borough OF Manhattan. CITY of NsE YoEk
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
Quotations for foundry

Quotations for foundry at the Il a n. and ! D.
n calls yesterday compare with the final prices
o. Monday as follows:
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
Teachers Agencies.

AMERICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENOf
Teachers, Tutors GovernesseA eIS-'
- toIeges schools Families. Apply TO
" ~ Nrs NJ J. YoUNG-FITLTON. D Tnjon Square
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
Citations.
TIME PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF ME-

TUE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW
York by the grace Of GOD free and independent to
Nina Perry Paris, Mary c. Smith, William B. Bninger
Elizabeth D Bninger Fannie A Riyes. Harriet B. Post
Witt, William G De Witt including the heirs and next
of B. Fisk deceased, and persons
ignated Executors send greeting Whereas
George G Witt, of the City OF New lately
applied to SurTogate's Court OF County
York TO have q certain instrument writing bearing
date the of December 1902 relating both
real personal property duly proved the last VIII
Testament Harriet Fisk late of County
York deceased, Therefore, and each OF
cited appear before the Surrogate Of County Of New
York, his once. in the County OF New York on the
Of December. thousand nine hundred and
hapast ten O'Clock in the forenoon q that day
attend the probate Of the said last VIII
and Testament And such Of you as are hereby cited as
tho OF twenty-one years. required TO
appear by your guardian. If you have If you
none appear and S0r to be appointed
or, of neglect failure TO do
appointed by
act for you in the proceeding
IN testimony whereof have caused the Seal Of the
surrogate's Court az the said County Of New
York o affixed Witness. Hon.
IL 81 FRANK FITZGERALD, a Surrogate Of
said County Of New York, said County the
26th day Of Oct. IN the year OF Lord
thousand nins hundred and five.
JAMES A DONNELLY.
Clark OF the Surrogsts's Court
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22

soTFI RUDOLF. Open all year Atlantic City, n T.
ocean front. and cold and fresh water Taos XL
an eIlte Special Fall and Winter rates. New-1ork
oasce 2So 4tE Ave Tele 6246 Gramercy.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22

CLARK'S GpUIfn GD THE ORIENT
and Mediterranean including Spain specially char
te-,d 6 8 Arabic 1900 starts Feb sth erus.
or 20 DAYS spending IS days in Palestne and Ex,a,
costing only $500 and Up including shore excursons
drfves. and all necessary
For illustrated Descriptive Booklet address FRANK
Broadway. New York ~
round the world parties start Dec. eth
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
WHILE H#P SCHOOL Of ART
300 Sixth Ave. t5ist st.

THE SCHOOL QUESTION
WE CAN HELP YOU DECIDE IT.
Catalogues and reliable information concerning ali
schools and colleges furnished without charge
New York Branch American School and College Agency
255 w 1o4th ST New York City.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22

CLARENCE II. KELSEY. President. - -,
EDWARD Q. STANLEY, I'd Nlce-frt
CLINTON D. BURDICK, Sd Vice President, I,,, 20 r,
ARTHUR TERRY. Treasurer JOHN W , mr. -
FRANK /. SNIFFflN. Mgr Mirs
NELSON B. SIMON, HORACE ANDbhs
DEPOSITS RECEIVED SUBJECT
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22

sLess than 100 shares.
BONDS.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22

Fine modern steamships sail every week day
at 3 P. NJ. from Pier 26, North River, where
tickets and stateroom reservations can be sec
ured.
rruE.PEIoNE 15sn FRANKLIN
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22

i Abner C. Thomas q Surrogate of the County of New
York notice hereby given to all persons having claims
asanst Richard Hayes, late OF the County OF
New York deceased to present the same With voaenes
ness al No Street in the City OF New York
or before the day Of December next -
dated New the sixth day Of June 1893.
~ LEWIS CASS LEDYARD, Executor
New-York tribune., 1905-11-22
THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW

L York BY the grace Of God Independent.
FREDERICK w Thayer William r. Thayer. Mabel Key.
Beatrice Key, Key Edith Key Haines. and 70 all
interested in the estate OF Albert p Thaye late
OF the County Of York. deceased. creditors.
Iegatses next OF otherwise send greeting: You
hereby citsd and required personally
to be nd sppe
YORK Surrogatss OF said county, held
at County Court House. the County York,
tho 5th day OF December 1905. at haf-pest ten
IN forenoon OF that day. then and
attend judicial settlement Of the account Of pro
ceedngs OF Samuel Hoppn. Of the
said deceased;
Is hereby cited under the twenty-ons
appear By your guardian
have one or II you appear apply for
be appointed. IN the event OF neglect
failure do a guardian VIII be appointed by the
and act for IN proceedins
In testimony whereof have caused seal OF
Surrogatss' Cours OF the said County o New
be afaxed- Wftness.
l. @. FRANK T FITZGERALD. q Surrogate OF
RRfd county, the County Of New
the 11th day OF October. in the year Of
LoTd one thousand nine huadrsd and ave
lsyd) JAMES A. D0NNELLT.
HA e II GazEaERsAf GpnEA
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-01-26
apolis, where they will be sawed


apolis, where they will be sawed
snextssnmmer.
Pilgrim Banner Ranges. $50.
Fleming & Downs.
James Campbell, the Fosston
liveryyman, is a Bemidji visitor to-
day.
County Commissioner Fred
Sibley came III from Solway this
afternoon.
Your old stove is good as cash
in part pay ment for new one at
Ross Hardware.
Vim. Blocker transacted bust
ness before the US. land office
at Cass Lake today.
Ellen Carver, of Fosston, visit
ed friends IN the city yesterday, J.
returning home last night.
Q
Remember that the Grill will
serve special s o'clock dinner.
next Sunday. Price 35 cents.
A good sewing machine for SIS
a better one for S25 and the very.
best made for $40 at Ludington's
Hardware.
The Grill will serve a special
6 O'Clock dinner next Sunday.
The menu will include turkey
and the first straw berries of the
season.
Superintendent W. A. Gould
returned this afternoon from
Crookston, where he has trans
acted business for the Crookston
Lum Der company.
Coal, coal, leave your order at
Ross Hardware for any kind Of
coal you want. We have differ
ent grades in stock and can de
liver in quantities to suit.
Z. D. johnson, Lars Anderson,
Axel Johnson and Aug Just john,
son Of hammers township com.
pose a party of homesteaders who
are in the city today making
arrangements for proving up on
their cl.:ims.
At meeting Of the fire de-
partment last night nearly the
5hole membership turned out.
After a general discussion of.
proposed changes which would
benefit the department had taken
place, the report Of the auditing
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-01-26

ing became frightened and took
a spin through few streets and
alleys in. the downtown district
of the city. The horse was finally
stopped and little damage was
done to the wagon and harness.
/ DR.. Dean of Kelliher was in the
city yesterday on professional
business, returning home last
night.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-01-26

was served at II o'clock, plates
being laid for eight.
The Lady Maccabbees gave a
party last night in honor of Mrs.
F. S. Arnold and a delightful time
is reported.
While the driver was delivering
a package, the delivery horse
of the Lakeside bakery this morn.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-01-26

committee was read and accep-
ted.
Vim. Eich has accepted a posi-.
ton at the Pioneer.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. G. Volger last
night entertained a few Of their
friends and a very enjoyable even
ing was spent, cards being the
diversion, after which a luncheon
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-01-26
THE CITY

Peerless all steel ranges. Elem
ing & Downs.
G. W. speelman returned to
Northome last night.
When you need a good timer,
phone or call at Ross Hardware.
a regular meeting Of the
Modern Woodmen will be held
tonight.
Father P. j. Murphy went to
Blackjack last night and held
mass in that city today.
Sam Olson Of Bagley was a
visitor in the city yesterday, re-
turning home this afternoon.
VIM. McCuaig went to Ten.
strike last night to look after
business matters in that city.
= = / {. +-. e Z
Remember that the Grill will
serve special 6 o'clock dinner
next Sunday. Price 35.cents.
A. A. Carter made business
visit to Wilton yesterday and re
turned to Bemidji this afternoon.
"Wheeler and Wilson" and
"Zenith,'' the best sewing ma
chimes made, at Ludington S
Hardware.
John Stearns, manager Of the
Boness lum Der camps near Dex-
teryille, transacted business in
Bemidjl yesterday.
Mrs. Earl Cell left last night
for Tenstrike, where she will be
the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. A. W.
Danaher for few days.
Dr.. 3. H. Marcum left last
night for Turtle River, where he
was called to attend sick patient.
Dr.. Marcum returned home this
morning.
The Grill will serve a special
6 o'clock dinner next Sunday.
The menu will include turkey
and the first straw berries Of the
season.
r. H. Brown, assistant super
intendent of the Great Northern,
passed through the city last
night enroute east, on a tour of
inspection Of the line between
Crookston and Cass Lake.
Take HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea. See it exterminate the
poison, feel it revitalize the blood
and bring back that happy joyous
feeling of bygone days. IS cents
Tea or Tablets. Barker's Drug
Store.
Puts light in the eyes, tints the
cheeks with Natures bloom,
loosens the tention Of life,
brushes the cobwebs from the
brain, that's what HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea will do. IS
cents, Tea or Tablets. Barker S
Drug Store.
j. A. Matthews, manager of the
Shevlin Carpenter Co.'S. mill at
Rainy River, passed through the
city yesterday enroute to Cass
Lake, where he will transact
business for the company before
the q. S. land commissioner in
that city.
A. p. zBlom has removed from
Wilton, where he has conducted
a hotel for the past summer and
fall, to his homestead fifteen miles
northwest of the city, where he
will reopen the stopping place
which has been closed during his
stay at Wilton.
TEos. Bisiar arrived in the
city yesterday from Crookston,
where he is employed as stenog-
rapher at the Finch. Smith com
mission house, and will remain
in the city for several days, the
guest of his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. J. Bisiar.
Mr.. Vim. S. Crane. of Calfor-
MIA, Md, suffered for years from
rheumatism and lumbago. He
was finally advised to try Cham
berlain,s Pain Balm, which he
did and it effected a complete
cure. This liniment is for sale
by Barker's Drug store.
Rev. B. M. Peterson left this
afternoon for Farris, where he
will make an attempt to interest
the residents of that vicinity in
The oasis., 1905-10-14
AN EXTENSIVE
 CONCESSION

From the City of Mexico there
 comes credible report that
 through the agency of Captain L.
 w. Mix, there has been secured
 from the federal government, by
 Mir. George M. Rayall of New York
 City, a mining exploration con
 cession for three years. covering
 all that region between the Tecoripa
 and Yaqui rivers, south of line
 drawn from the town of Tecoripa
 eastward to the Yaqui, and down the course of both streams to their
 junction near Cumaripa. The area covered is triangular in gen. eral confguration, the base from Tecoripa eastward to the Yaqui being about forty-6ve miles, and the two side lines down the rivers to Cumaripa are about seventy-fve miles each. Under the term of the concession 1t is reported that Mir. Rayall has exclusive right to prospect for and denounce mines for the period stated. Properties already denounced at the date of the concession, August 11th, 1905, are not affected, but since that date no mining ground within the area described has been open to Announcement.
 The region included in the con- cession is one of the richest in minerals on the continent, includ- ing some of the most noted Aatigua camps. The north line passes very close to San Javier, La Barronea and other celebrated camps, and included in the con- cession are the far-famed Realito and Cumaripa regions, that have produced great wealth. Many Of the famous Antiques are now government land, and under the concession MT. Rayall will have ex- elusive right to explore and de- nounce them. There are also many great mineralized lodges and ] deposits that never have been to which the conces- sionaire may devote attention, E with chance of finding them great mines.
 Mir. Rayall is a gentleman of ex- tensiye means, and has associated H with him men with heavy capital, who will utilize the concession to the utmost.
The oasis., 1905-10-14
lOosf fOeRts 70 oOt
pfssldsot Asks lof Resignation end e
 is readeysa st 0rce

4 press dispatch from Washing. ton, D. C.. Oct. i1, says.-'rhe President has received ihe resiu nation of Eugene X. Tucker. a judge of the supreme Court of Ari- zona, who was appointed from the State of Nebraska some months ago.
 The resignation of the judge was demanded by the President. Charges of highly improper con- duct were filed against him in the Department of Justice and an in- yestigation was made by a conh- dential officer. The agent of the Attorney General reported that the charges were sustained.
 The President demanded the resignation of the judge by wire, and 1t was received by wire. It will be formally accepted as soon as a successor Is determined on.
 It is said at the department of Justice that the President has in mind for the appointment in Fuckers place, George Stoneman, a lawyer residing at Globe, Ari- zona, or Frederick $. Nave, the present United States attorney for Arizona. Stoneman k son of General George Stoneman, the famous Union cavalry leader dur Ing the Civil War, and subse- quently governor of California.
The oasis., 1905-10-14

All trains on the Sonora Rail- way stop for dinner at the Depot Hotel at Carbo. Table supplied constantly with the best in the market. Joaquin Barcelo, proprie- tor
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1905-06-15
UNABLE TO COOPERATE
WITH R0JESTVENSKY

VLADIVOSTOK-The failure of the
Vladivostok squadron to put to sea
and effect a diversion in favor of Ad-
miral Rojestvensky at the time of the
recent battle is explained to have
been due to the utter absence of
knowledge on the part of Rear Admir-
al lessen as to whether Rojestvensky
intended to circle Japan or attempt to
force a passage through the Straits of
Korea, lessen at no time was inform
ed of the Russian commanders plans
and was unable to cooperate with
him. The officers of the Russian
cruiser Almaz and the torpedo boat de-
stroyers which reached Vladlvostoll
say the Russian fleet was constantly
under Japanese surveillance after it
reached far eastern waters and when
ever 1t was not at anchor suspicious
ships were seen on the horizon.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1905-06-15
Thouoht She Couldn't Live.

Moravia, N. Y, June 5.-Mr. Benja-
min Wilson, highly respected resident
Of this place, came very near losing
his wife and now that she is cured and
restored to good health his gratitude
knows no bounds. He says:
My wife has suffered everything
with Sugar Diabetes. She has been
sick four years. She doctored with
two good doctors but kept growing
worse. The doctors said she could
not live. She failed from 200 pounds
down to 100 pounds. This was her
weight when she began to use Dodds
Kidney Pills, and now she weighs 1870,
S well and feeling stronger every
day.
"She used to have rheumatism so
bad that it would raise great bumps
all over her body and this is all gone
too
"Dodd's Kidney Pills are a Godsend
to those who suffer as my wife did.
They are all that saved her. We can't
praise them enough"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1905-06-15
Fairbanks Makes sneech.

PORTLAND, Ore.-The feature of
the Lewis and Clark exposition FRI
day was the dedication OF the hand
some building erected by the state of
Washington. Vice President Fair
banks and tho governors of Washing
ton and Oregon participated in the
ceremony. United States Senator Sam
uel Piles OF Washington also addressed
the assemblage. When Vice President
Fairbanks was introduced the audi.
ence arose and he was given an ova-
ton. The vice president gave un,
stinted praise to the exposition.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1905-06-15
RUSSIA SHOWS RESENTMENT
Bitter Newspaper Comment on Course
of United States at Manila.

ST. PETERSBURG-The Russian
papers, notably the Novoe Vremya
and the Russ, the latter recently re-
flecting the views of the foreign ONCE,
display a great deal of resentment
against the United States for enforc-
ing the twenty-four hour rule in the
case of the Russian cruisers at Man
liza The Russ quotes the American
neutrality regulations and contends
that President Roosevelt in applying
the principle that only injuries re-
ceived during a storm and not in bat
tie can be repaired in American ports.
not only narrows the American regu-
lations, but infrinGes recognized prin-
ciples of international law. This pa
per declares 1t has official warrant
for the statement that representations
have been made at Washington on
the subject
The Novoe Vremya is exceeding sar-
castle. After a slap at Great Britain
for the alleged manner in which it's
vessels logged the Russian fleet from
the time it left Cronstadt and for try
ing to force all the powers to accept
tsiinterpretation of the rules of neu-
trality, the Novoe Vremya declares
that President Roosevelt, to whom it
refers as "Mr Roosevelt" contami-
mated by Englapds example, arbitrar-
lily interprets his own rules in a sense
favorable to Japan. adding:
Mr. Roosevelt takes full advan-
tage of the fact that Russia is help
less and powerless to do more than
protest The Japanese minister is re-
ported to have expressed gratitude to
America for this act of impartiality,
which is partial to JaDan. We trust
Mr.. Roosevelt is satisfied with his
success"
The admiralty, it can be stated, is
reconciled to the internment of the
three Russian cruisers at Manila, but
| opposes on principle the rule that war
ships injured in battle cannot repair
their machinery and boilers in neutral
ports. The officials add that friction
over this minor question would be ex-
ceedingly unfortunate just at the
time that President Roosevelt is as
Stunning the delicate role of trying to
bring the belligerents together.