The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-04-29
pressively: "Take back your knife.
is now an historic relic"


critics in the Black Hills country was
named after the wife Of the prospector.
He and his wife had been digging togeth-
er for some time, When one morning the
meath it he discovered pay dirt which
led to quartz. When the claim was en-
tered, although the man had discovered
1t named for her, and that is how it hap
pened that the great mine was named
''The Holy Terror"
That new associations do not change
the old trend of ideas was illustrated In
New York recently, when P. Henry
Roche, who used to be a political leader
climbed to the top Of the tall tower Of
the Times building. With wondering
eyes he gazed down upon the great city
spread for miles in all directions; After
he gasped: Gee! What a lot Of assem-
bly, districts you can see from here
A country c,ersvmaa called On Henry
Ward Beecher and asked his advice about
what to do with persons who 60 to sleep
in church, something which had become
quite prevalent in his compensation. Mr..
ted that It was serious, and then said:
when I first came to Plymouth church
I thought about this problem. and Will
tell you the course T decided upon: l
saw any person asleep in my eongrega-
and wake up the minister"
Rev. silas Swallow tells that when he
was a student at the Wyoming seminary.
a farmer came to Kingston to visit his
nephew, g. student there. The uncle had
the habit Of pouring his tea into his
saucer. This greatly annoyed the nephew.
who at last said: Uncle. Why DO youg
aad in eud up hearty Voos eoo
it," to be sure. The more air surface
you give it the quicker 1t cools. These
here modern seminatrries don't teach
much science, do they?'
Senator La Toilette Of Wisconsin tells
Of lady In Chicago, who was very I'm
happy over the marriage Of her daughter
told her griefs to all Of her friends. They
were all surprised when she returned
from an extended yst to the r Saa hs
come reconciled to her son-in-lawi and
1--WE done no callin' together. until
there come White House se rss ,ep on, an
well as with Emily. So after we was
there an I saw how poplar he was an
how handsome he looked in his official
garbage, my heart give e., way ., en- ,nu, Gays
Those who know j. Pierpont Morgan
Intimately known how intolerant he Is OF
the man of vacillating mind. On one &C.
casion he had been made very impatient
which he was IL director. An important
matter was hanging fire, and for three
about the long, polished table in the d.
rectors room. At each meeting the pres
ident "wabbled' moro and more first this
way, then that, and at each meeting Mr.
A. hvSy
Turning to neighbor he suddenly ex-
Our president Is either very Machi-
avelli In his methods Of fencing for time
or else the finest specimen Of = jelly
tone of great suavity, he asked:
MIR. President If you please, may We
have your o clock opinion?"
DISTINGUISHED Southern s st., IT, t
gsd 1Ong Win %Hen fns e fe oy
a! g t. sS"S5 e. e*
soon as he sat down , at his IL table IN the
for him to do something to divert his
wife's suspicious, and he seized on the
appearance of another and equally dis
been with him all the afternoon, as a
topic of conversation. isn't it a shame
he said, as the other stateman made L. his
it a shame that the Judge. drinks? I
am very sorry, to see it: 1t palms me
much, His wife remarksd: IL! Ls,> IT. poss:
INV INV dear the s3s add the has ss
moning ali his will-power and drawing
himself up in his chair, sis it possible
that that you fann ~ tell when man has
1sidor Raynor, the new senator from
Maryland, has been leading lawyer IN
congress while the Mckinley tariff bill
was under discussion. One day, while
arguing an amendment. he casually re-
terrupted with question from q MEM
Der who generally kept himself In most
unken1pt condition. II understand you
to say that everything is either luxury
Der; "now, I have just taken a bath:
Whsh sh would 4v. ss tht 4 HS
nor replied Jelly: I'm your case It Is
both q necessity and q luxury; 9. neces-
sity because you need it 50 badly, and
q luxury because you take 1t Sc rarely"
A lecturer who has always f1attered
himself that he was in the front rank
Of public speakers! felt trine indignant
over his introduction to g Westernsaudi
having charge Of the town lecture course
it was the opening night Of the course
and the chairman said
lecture course. think that most Of you
know that our lecture course last win
ran behind nearly $1O0. TO avoid a re-
currefce Of this we have this year en-
gagged cheaper talent. the first Of which
will now address you
The late Capt. Alfred RICE. the noted
shad fisherman Of the Deaware riyer
es ssan 9er at
ding of the mile-long shad seine.
Capt Rice t Was 9t only esa aa nsai
n nroved to IN be sioven he very soon
mended his ways under the captains
There. was a new man. one shad sea-
who x sxSaXsb wore a h airty w Msse
It should not: be q clean one. So, at least,
shirts f 500 FOR 8 =; month. Then, Calling the
fisherman up to him, he said:
always Get {e xss s Sous srt t he
" Senator Teller Of Colorado tells Of an
occurrence when he was secretary Of the
tary Of interior has Supervision over the
baaeaus RRhers had been pSiieal set.
Ing In New York which President Ar
thur and all Of the members Of his cab
met attended: They left New York On =
ington at O'Clock the next morning.
They were al awake and dressed for
e * csaA POSTMASTER General Frank Hat
ton, whose entire suit Of clothes had been
stolen during the night. and with it his
watch and considerable money. ~.
master general; but they didn't khow
Frank Hatton. He was the editor Of the