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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-23
Ia MemOrlam.

~ NANA /
There is no death! What seems so is
transition,
This life Of mortal breath
Is but a suburb Of the life elysiau;
Whose portals w call death,
She is not dead, the child of our
affection,
Blu, gone INTO tnat school,
Where she no logger needs our poor
protection,
Aud Christ hims,lt doth rule.
In that great bouudless stiffness ard
seclusIon,
By guardian angels led,
Safe from temptat,on, safe from sin
pollution,
She lives, whom we call dead.
Day after day we think what she is
DONG
In those bright realms of air,
Year after year her tender steps
pursuing,
Behold her, grown more fair!
Thus do we walk with her and keep
nnbroken
The bond which nature gives,
Thinking that our remembrance,
though unspokeD,
May reach her where she lives.
Whereas, it has pleased our Heaven.
IL Father to take from her home on
earth to a home in heaven, our beloved
sister ana vice.president, Florence
Edna Hall, therefore
Resolved: th9t we extend to the be.
reaved family our sincerest sympathy
IN the loss of this ray of sunshine and
that we commend them to the loving
care of "Him VINO dotth all thing.
we'll"
Resolved: That We as members OF
the Y. P. sc E, ie,l tfst IN the
death of our sister we have sustained q
personal loss, IN that we have no more
before our eyes ibis beautiful example
of child-like trust in the Savior, one SC
foil of joy in the present, ot hope in
the future. There is not one OF us who
does not recall that unclouded brow
and lovely face, which was but the
mirror Of q chaste snd beautiful spirit
within.
Resolved That a copy Of these
resolutions be sent 10 the family OF Our
departed sister, to our local papers
and to the Christian Evangelist, Chris,
tian Standard, and Lookout.
MRS. CLEVELAND REX,
MRS. CHAa BARRON,
Miss Bessie MOORE,
MISS STELLA BANDoN.
Committee on Resolutions
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HEART F%LUTTERING.

Undigested food and gas in the
stomach, located just below the heart
presses against it and causes heart
palptation. When your heart troubles
YOU in that way take Herbiue for a
few days. You win scon be all right.
SOC, a bottle. Sold by CreDshaw 4
Young. l2'@Dl
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Fire and Tornado Insurance.

When you want insurance get the
best. We have had fifteen years ex-
perfeuce and not n Of our customers
has had to bring suit to get his loss
adjusted. We are now prepared to
write farm property occupied by
owner or tenant.
JOHN KAUFMAN s. SON,
Haerle Bldg, Lexington, Mo.
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h Professor.

"AlI that ails YOU said the doc.
tor, lis that you are eating too
much"
$50" grumbled the professor.
"My ailment is too much aliment,
is it?'-Chicago Tribune.
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PAPERS IN SCOTLAND.
1.-THE Scotsman" Is Not Published
for General Publeek, But for
Its Subsereebers.N

The American custom of glanc-
ing over the morning papes as you
sip your coffee at breakfast goes
with you abroad, but it is no sim
pie thing always to get a morning
paper, says the Boston Watch
man. On coming down to break
fast the first morning in Edin-
burgh, | found there was no pa
per to be had. but thinking that it
was a simple matter to buy a
Scotsman on the street. | went out
on Princess street and walked
three blocks without the sight Of
a newsb0y. "Where can | get the
mornings Scotsman" | said to a
policeman. He thought a mo
ment. "Weel," said he, there's a
great news shop ABBOTT three
blocks up, and We might find one
there" | followed the direction,
and found myself in a large news
distributing depot. There were
stacks and stacks of newspapers
and magazines all about. 81
would like the morning Scots.
man." l said. The man in charge
looked bewildered. III see" he
said, IF we have one He fun.
bled around a little while, and
then went back into the rear of
the store for fully three minutes;
at last he came back, saying: 1--WE
haven't one "Well,"I said. "this
isaboutthe strangest thing l have
seen. Can't get the morning pa
per here in Edinburgh" No" he
said, "ye'l find it diffeecult."
What do they publish papers
here for, anyway | rejoined.
"Do they want to keep them out
of the hands of the people? Don't
they wantthepeople to read them?
DO they print papers to keep the
news secret?" Il want We to I'm.
derstand,' he said, that the
Scotsman is not published for the
general publeek, it's published for
the subscribers"
The Scotsman, you know, prob.
ably ranks next to the London
Times. Well" l said, this is all
new to me: in my country pub.
fishers want to have their news
papers read; they want to sell all
they can; they don't try to keep
them out of the hands of the gen.
eraI publeek.' Can you tell me
where ! can get one, for | want to
see the morning paper, though per,
haps shall have to get a letter of
introduction to buy one" "Weel.'
he answered, there's a woman
about a hundred yards from here
who takes the Scotsman; she
might sell yOu hers" / took the
direction carefully, found the
woman who took the Scotsman
she kept a thread and needle store
! bought her copy, and reached
the hotel a half hour late fol
breakfast, which had Orderedbe
fore going out on the difficult quest
OF buying a morning paper in the
great city Of Edinburgh.
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Rruit Trees.

A moist fall like this is best for
planting Apple, Pear, Peach, Plum,
Cherry and other trees and shrubs
Also for G~rapevines, Blackberries. Cur
rants and Gooseberries. Large stock
best new and old varieties. Digging
and packing list week in October.
CHAS. TEUBNER,
Lexington Nursery,
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ShOrthOrn Bulls for Sale.

For sale, four fine thoroughbred
shorthorn bulls, at my farm six miles
southeast OF Lexington. Can give
detailed pedigree.
11.11tf Q. E. LANKFoRD.
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The Pessimist-Don't you be-
lieve that marriage is a lottery?
The Optimist-I certainly do.
] won a grand prize in one once!--
Yonkers Statesman.
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Miss airline Burden returned home
from Edwardsville, H., Wednesday
evening.
Louis Lineback, of near Higgins
Vile, speDt Wednesday here on
business
John R Dryer, wife and two chill
dren, went to ST.. Louis THURSDAY
morning to visit relatives.
L. A. Golliday and wife went to
Higgiusville Wednesday night to
attend the funeral Of Carl Page.
Miss Sadie and Helen Cameron
came up from Sedalia Wednesday
evening to visit friends and relatives
Rev. L. F. Ross, who has been here
to attend a meeting Of the Presby-
terry, returned to Warsaw Thursday
night.
Miss Rosie Doran came down from
Kansas City Thursday night to spend
the holidays with the family of F. E,
Carter.
Miss Virgie Windle and little niece,
Irene Roach, went to Kansas City
Friday morning to spend the holiday
with relatives.
Miss Rosina Hayman, who has beer
visiting the family of T. G. Sawyer
returned to her home iu HoustoDlI
Thursday morning.
Guy Morrison, who is attendinI
the State University at Columbia
: returned home Friday morning. t
d. spend the holidays.
Rev. A.. Y. Beattie, Of Springfield
) who has been here to attend th
! NEE ing Of the Presbytery, returnc
home THURSDAY evening
John Dabler, who has been spenc
log several weeka here with relative
). returned to his home in Los Angelo
Cal, THURSDAY morning.
Miss JAMIE Fulkerson, who is a
+. tending college at Fulton, reiurn'
t., home Friday morning to spend Il
holidays with home folks.
Mrs. L l.. Barber, who has be-
i. visiting the family Of Dr.J. E. Tuckt
Ie returned to her home 10 Wellsvil'
Kas,, Wednesday evening.
r. I. Finnell, Of Boise CITY, Idaf
t, who has been visiting his brothl
r. James Einnell, went to Aullyi
Thursday night to visit relatives.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-23
For Their own Purnoses.

Even appearances are not suffi.
GENTLY deceitful to suit some
people.
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FIGURING
Mills.

Rough skin and cracked hands al
not only cured by DeWitt's Vista
Hazel Salve, but an occasional appls
ton will keer the skin. soft
smooth, Best for eczema, cuts, b
boils, etc. The genuine DeN
Witch Hazel Salve affords immeN
relief in all forms Of Blind, bleeV n
itching and %protruding piles. $ -
Crenshaw Il Young. ~
For SALE-A three horse pow
or gasoline engine, Kansas City
Press make. Apply at this GU
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Preaching at Prairie Church.

Preaching services al Prairie church
Sunday December "a at II O'Clock o
M, and I O'Clock p m. Services
conducted by Rev. G. Fl. Morton.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-23
swinish.

Enough is as good as a feast,
but the average man wants a sur
plus.
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Wellington and Vicinity

4. G. Willie spent Monday and
Tuesday 10 Kansas City
Cbarl,s Oberh,lman transacted bus.
'urss ,u Lexington Monday.
ID. y. Kre, OF Texas Prairie,
u,u.ss here Thursday.
20 Bu,ge,s aud brother.
O Kansas City We'd
a
" al gork IL his restaurant W.
>. u hi. ~yyerely cut MS hand with a
no rG.n-
u c or, J.. A and F W. Mann, the
,ormer accompanied by bis wife, at
tended the uueral services OF Or P. S.
Fal<yrsoo 10 Lexington on Monday.
Mrs. e. A. Kurl went to Kansas
Guy Monday to meet her daughter
Mss D,rn, " no is attending school in
Cnhcotbe, lis this winter and is
here t,r the holidays.
The Christmas tree entertainment
for the lttle ones OF the M. K. Church
South SOqt y School will be held at
t. church on Sunday evening and a!
the German church Monday evening.
For some time past miners at the
Llbor Exchange coal mines have been
working to cut their new pit into the
old Scawell mines and on Thursday
5 lccecded IN completing the Work and
through a thorough Investigation was
prevented by 6he presence of black
damp aud water. II is believed that IN
u short time they will be able TO work
the old coal face.
Fire of unknown origin at about 6
O'Clock p. NJ. Monday totally destroyed
the dwelling house VI John Today at
the Labor Exchange mines west Of
town. Loss in building abo1t $500, Mr..
To-Day also losing all OF his personal
effects including So in cash, Mrs. H
Rodtlis, who occupied the house Snd
with whom Today was boarding, also
lost all of her possessions. No
insurance.
The remalns of Mrs. Mary Jane
Warder who died at he bone Of her
son Henry Warder op the 18th inst.,
were inferred at the 10 Doctor Michel
burial grounds on last Sunday several
CIT OF Wellington attending. Mrs.
WardeT was one Of The oldest residents
of Cay township where she has lived
for a great many years and ever been
q faithful and earnest member of the
Pnmulve Baptist church. She was
formerly Miss Mary Jane White and
was united IN marriage to Elder
Joseph Warder by Elder G.. PiI2but
August l, 1871 AID was the mother o,
II large family OF whom Henry Warder
Jesse W., Warder, Mrs. w. A
Mitchell and Mrs. Belle Hall still
survive her. Another of Gods taithiU
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MRS. CLEVELAND REX,
MRS. CHAA BARRON,
Miss Bessie MoORE
MISS STELLA BANDON.
Committee on Resolutions.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
MEXICO WANTS OLD BELL
Church May Be Returned to
Sister Republic.

Bloomington, Ili.-The famous old
bell which rings for the worshipers Of
St. Joseph's parish in Tazewell county
and which was stolen during the Mex
ixan war by central Illinois soldiers as
memento of the conflict, may be re-
turned to Mexico. Publication of the
story a few weeks ago brought the his
tory of the bell to the attention of the
Mexican authorities, and now they are
trying to effect it's return. Rev. D. J.
Sullivan, the priest in charge of st. Jo-
sephs, is in receipt of letter from
Mexico, asking for further information
and if it would be possible to secure the
return to the cathedral from which it
was removed.
The bell was captured in Vera Cruz.
1t was used for many years as an at
tachment Of river boat between st.
Louis and Peoria. In a race between
two steamers the boat on which the old
be& hung blew up and the bell went to
the bottom Of the Illinois river, where
it remained for several years. 1t was
finally fished out and sold to the Meth
odist church of Pekin. When the Cath
Ollie people learned of the associations
they thought that the bell should ring
over a Catholic church and they bought
the relic.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
RADIUM IN THE STARS.
Prof. Snyder Of Philadelphia Finds
the Element Identified with
Five Coronal Lines.

Philadelphia-Prof. Monroe B. Sny-
der, director of the Philadelphia OBJ
servatory, gave his preliminary paper
on universal celestial radio-activity the
other night before a meeting of the
American Philosophical society.
Radio-actiVityy he said, is the trans
formation of one element of higher
atomic weight into another of lower
atomic weight, with the release of light
vibrations of characteristic intensities
and wave lengths. Radium was trans
formed into substance which had been
called radium emanation, and this en-
anation then further transformed into
helium.
Prof Snyder identified radium emana-
ton with five coronal lines. The in
tensest line was low down in Goung's
reversing layer Five were in VogePs
best determined lines of the aurora.
Several were in the Nova Pesii, ten
were in the bright line stars Of Camp
bell, five were in the spectra of the
nebula, and six other radium lines and
one radium emanation line. Twelve
were in the dark absorption lines OF
the fourth type stars recently measured
by Hale.
Prof. Snyder said that he thought he
could see from this transfer of the study
of radio-actiVity to the stars the be-
ginning of clearer conceptions for the
entire group of physical SCIENCES.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
SEATTLE I'M TIE LEAD.
Postal Receipts for 1904 Ahead of
All Other Cities in the
Northwest.

Seattle, Wash.-Seattle maintains her
lead over all other northwestern cities
in the matter of cash receipts at the
post Office. To be more specific, Seattle
still leads Portland by several thousands
of dollars, for none other of the cities in
this group is anywhere near the leaders
in the volume of business of this sort.
The most desperate efforts have been
made by Portland to oVertop Seattle in
the matter of postal receipts, and her
failure to do so is the more gratifying
to the local officials. 1t is particularly
SO in the knowledge of the fa& that dur
ing the last quarter of 1904 Portland's
receipts were abnormally swelled by the
immense amount of literature sent forth
In the way of advertisement for the
Lewis and Clark exposition.
The 1904 figures for Seattle and Port
land are, respectively, $3S3,477 and
$379,523. Each office has shown an in
crease of a little more than Is per cent
over the preceding year, the 1903 figures
being S33S,024 and $333,055.
AS for the other northwestern cities,
Butte for 1904 shows an increase of
eight per cent, Helena shows decrease
of &c per cent, Spokane shows an in
crease of Is per cent, and Tacoma shows
an increase of eight per cent.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
OBTAINS FAMOUS KNIFE.
Wisconsin Historical Society Pre-
scented with Weapon Congress
man Was to Use in Duel.

Madison, Wis.-The family of the late
John F. Potter, congressman of this
state, has presented to the State His
torical society the bowie knife the fight
ing badger proposed to use in duel, to
fight which he was challenged by the
fire-eating Roger A, Pryor. Potter had
the choice of weapons, and he stipulated
sharp bowie knives at close range.
Pryor backed water on the ground that
such weapons were not the kind used
by gentlemen of the south.
! 1t was once believed that the two con-
gressmen had gone to a secluded spot
on the Potomac to have it out, and when
neither turned up at the session one
morning facetious Pennsylvania mem
Der undertook to excuse them on the
ground that Potter had Pryor engage
iment and that Pryor had gone to become
as clay in the Potter's hands. The men,
Ibers got so worked up over these re-
marks that an adjournment was taken.
to allow them to get over it.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
Passenger Rates Reduced,

March lst to May 18th, inclusive,
the Great Northern Ry. will sell one
way tickets to Montana. Idaho,
Washington, Oregon, California.
Utah, Colorado, Nevada, Arizona and
New Mexico points at greatly reduced
rates. Full information may be
obtained at the City Ticket Office,
1872 West Superior ST., or by commune
eating with A. Brostedt, Northern
Passenger Agent, Duluth, Mimi.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
T. ]. CAMPBELL,
Notice..

Notice is hereby given that the
official plat of survey of Township 81
North of Range IL West of 4th p. m.,
will be opened for filing in this Office
on Wednesday, March p. 1903, at
O'Clock d. M, and that on and after
said day we will receive, for the
entry of lands in said Township, APP
locations based upon settlement and
other valid claims initiated prior 10
June 80, 1902, upon which date unap-
propriated lands in this Township
were temporarily Withdrawn for
forestry purposes. No other appli-
cations can be considered.
VIM. E. CULKIN, Register.
j. M. SMITH, Receiver.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
TIMBER LAND, ACT JUNE 3, 1878.
Notice for Publication.

United States Land Office. Duluth.
Mimi.
Dec 30th, 1874.
Notice is hereby given that in COM
pliance With the provisions of the act
OF Congress OF June 3. 1873. entitled
An act for the sale of timber lands iii
the states OF California. Oregon, Neva-
da ana washington Territory" as eX-
tended to allthe Public Land States by
act of August 4. 1892
Frank Il. savoy. of Ely. county of ST.
Louis. State OF Minnesota has this day ill
"a IN this oi1ce his sworn statement No 99I7
for the purchase Of, the MIA u NWA of
Sec 70 and NEA of NE14 of Sec. 81. Up. 6!n.
X. ID w. 4th p. M.
And will offer proof to show that the
land sought is more valuable for its
timber or stone than for agricultural
purposes. and to establish his claim
to said land before Geo. Wescott u. S. Com
missioner. at his office at Ely Mimi. on Fri
day, the It'll day of April 1905
lie names as witnesses: Ed Robinson
John Smerker. Matt Daniels and VIM. Crib
bon, all Of Ely MINI.
Any and all persons claiming adj
versely the above described lands are
requested to file their claims in this Of
fee on or before said 7th day of April, 1905.
VIM. e. CULKIN. Register.
1-6 $40
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
Advice for the New Year.

Henry" said the father. Il hear
you've been playing poker. Cut 1t out,
my boy, cut it out Never gamble. And
you, Marie he continued to the tit
tering daughter, Il want you to quit
that bridge whist gang, and quit 1t
quick, too The idea! | don't know
where you get your gambling proclivi-
ties"
And the indignant old operator put
on his overcoat and started for the
stock xchange.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
A Devoted Couple.

Mrs. Hartt-Yes, have no doubt
there are unhappy marriages; but.
really, | cannot understand how they
can be possible. Now, there's George
and l. We are SO devoted. He says
he could not exist without me, and I'm
sure l live only for him.
Mrs. Green-You really are to be
congratulated, both of you. BY the
way, how long have you been mar
ried?
Mrs. Harrt-Just a week the day
after tomorrow Royal Magazine.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
New Fast Time to Southern Cali
fornia.

The NORTH WESTERN LINE, in con-
nection with lines from Kansas City
now offers better and more frequent
service to Los Angeles for travellers
from Head of the Lakes and the
Twin Cities than ever before, with
through time as follows:
Night train leaves Minneapolis 30
P. NJ, ST. Paul 500 p. NJ. Arrive
Omaha 7.05 A. NJ. and Kansas City
4 90 p NJ
Leave Kansas City $40 p M. Ar
rive Los Angeles $50 A. NJ. the third
day.
Day train leaves Minneapolis 80
A. NJ. ST. Paul $40 A. NJ. Arrive
Council Bluffs 945 p, NJ, Kansas
City 40 A. NJ.
Leave Kansas TO- 10 A. NJ Arrive
Los Angeles 2.45 P. NJ. the third day.
Cafe and Parlor Car on day train,
Twin Cities to Omaha. Buffet Sleep
ing car on night train to Kansas City
and dining car on both trains from
there to Los Angeles.
Sleeping car ACCOMMODATIONS should
be reserved in advance at 302 West
Superior ST. Duluth, Mimi, or ad-
dress City Ticket Agent
GEO. NJ. SMITH. Genl. Agent.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
Watched.

Miss Lighted was very much ad-
mired at the wedding ceremony last
night l noticed one gentleman VINO
never took his eyes off me the whole eve
ming.
Miss Sharpe-Did the gentleman have
a black mustache waXed on the ENDS!
Eyes; Go you know him?'
4 know him. He is a detective. He
was there to watch the presents. Tit
Bits.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
The NORTHWESTERN Lines Second
Class "Colonist" Rates.

Commencing March 1st and con-
tinuing until May 18th. 1905 1.-THE
North Western Line" will sell one
way "Colonist" tickets to points in
Alberta. Arizona, British Columbia,
California, Colorado, Idaho, Montana
Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Utah,
Washington and Wyoming. Rates to
principal points as follows: Los
Angeles and San Francisco 1872 80,
Portland Ore, $25 90, Denver S22. so,
Salt Like City $3.50, Seattle and
Tacoma $500. intermediate points
at proportionate rates. Call at city
ticket office or write city ticket agent
1872 West Superior St.. Duluth.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
Two Close Calls.

Hodgkins-By George! I've had a
narrow escape from being rich! I
came within one of drawing the CAPT.
tai prize in the lottery.
Bilkins-And / have had narrow
escape from matrimony. proposed,
and if the girl had said yes instead OF
no, I'd have married her.-Chicago
Journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
One Mans Theory.

Mrs. Newkid-You talk about the
joys of single blessedness, but, accord
ing to statistics, more bachelors COM
nit suicide than married men.
Mr.. Oldbach-Yes, that's true.
Mrs. Newkid-Oh, you admit it, do
you? Then, suppose, you can ex-
plain why it is so.
Mr.. Oldbach-Certainly. They are
driven to desperation by other peoples
babies.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
Application for Liquor License,
State of Minnesota,
CITY of Ely %

State OF Minnesota,
City of Ely.
Notice is hereby given that application
has been made in writing to tile city council
of the ci6y OF Ely and fled in the Office of the
city clerk praying for a license to sell in
toxicating liquors forone year commencing
March 4th. 1905 and terminating March Bird
1906 and to the following named person
to-wit
NESTOR MATTSON,
In the lower front room of the building stu
ted on lot 3. block IA. original plat of the
City of Ely.
mined by said city council at the council
chambers in the city hall in said city, coun-
ty and State ON Tuesday the 18th day OF
March. 1905.
Witness my hand and the seal of said city
this 24th day of February 1906.
tseall Pa $40 L. ]. White. city clerk,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
A Wild-Goose Chase.

Chappie (faintly my-aw-
head feels awful! Does grip evan go to
the brain?
Doctor-Sometimes.
Chappie-I have pains rushin' around
all oyah, in me arms, and hands, and
feet, and everywhere.
'Doctor-That's the grip.
Chappie-What's it trying to do, doc
tab?
Doctor-Trying to find your brain, l
gueSs.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-03-03
Taking Precautions.

Little Johnny-Must l go to sleep in
the dark, dada?
Father (who is trying bit of Spar
tan training)-Yes, dear.
Little Johnny-Then you must wait
minute, please, while l kneel up and
say my prayers more carefully.-Ally
Sloper.