The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-02-04

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THE OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW
II you've paid those taxes?
Il you won't be sorry you didn't
when the collector annexes the interest
to the original amount?
Why you don't settle up now and
save money?
What Virgins and Gee Dee bagged
on their hunt?
It it's true they went all the way
down to Burton to assassinate Just
one bird?
Why they didn't provide themselves
with net and a bag Of salt?
Il it wasn't mean of that lone eovey
to fly Off into thieket without giving
the pair OF Nimrods more than one
shot?
Il the absence OF game can be ac-
counted for by the presumption that
the birds were forewarned?
Who gave the partridges the til?
II Wiggins and Gee Dee won't be
careful to keep the date Of their ne 1t
hunt q secret in order to prevent any
body from warning the prospective
victims?
If this will alter the resul0 Of the
| lexpedition?
II the doctor and the publisher have
| decided their bet?
Why they don't procure the opinion
OF one of the Well-known metropolitan
critics?
II anybody else is capable OF de-
eiding upon what constitutes the diff
ference between q Favorable and an
'sunfavorable' criticism of an op-
cratic performance?
If review of the show that con-
dones the lack OF merit by offering
the illness Of the actors as an excuse
mightn't well be called aunfavor-
abien?
If it isn't probable that a committee
OF citizens will have to be called in to
settle the question?
What happens in the meantime?
II the Witnesses to the wager have to
wait for the supper until the bet is de-
cided?
Why the aforesaid publisher and
doctor don't consider the Red Stick
papers criticism as being unfavorable
to both and each set up supper?
or at least look upon the question
as an even break and divyy- up the
cost OF the spread?
f the main point OF the discussion
doesn It seem to rest upon the fact that
o feast is involved?
Who cares whether the criticism was
unfaVorable or not SO long as the
supper is forthcoming?
Il you've heard that the onion crop
is expected to be short?
Il the visit of TWO Donaldsonvilliaus
to a village up the murch had any
thing to do with bringing about this
condition?
IF their action in the premises is
likely to preeipitate war between Amer
lea and ItaIy2
Il the aforesaid couple wouldn't
make excellent cross-eountry runners?
and champion hurdIers?
and invincible diteh-vaulters?
If one of them was reminded on the
trip that "two's company and three's
q crowd?s'
Why the other persisted IN sitting in
--or rather, staying in?
# it wasn't mean of him to queer the
game?
Il the man who borrowed six dol
lars on that thousand dollar check is
really himself or somebody else?
How a the world he managed to be
in two places at one and the same
time?
What he means by being in New Or
leans when he is known to have been
ii Donaldsonville?
and by navigating around Don
aldsonviIle when It is a dead certainty
he was in New Orleans?
IF it doesn't begin TO look as though |
somebody is slightly mixed?
Who 'tis?
If the fact that the transaction han
pened the day after Christmas has
anything to do with SO many people |
having seen double? t
If most of them mustn't have had /
long distance jags?
seeing as how they saw the same
man twice all the way from New Or
leans to Donaldsonvilie?
Wot'eIl?
It you saw the devil?
+ It isn't your opinion that be was
d he'll of q devil?
and that the ssBroeken scenes was
a devil Of he'll?
Il the curtains failure to act in the
flrss act didn't make the devil say
The devi1tt?
-or % hella?
Where the devil the devil disap-
peared to when the lights flashed ous?
# he went to hells