The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-10-07

IT doesn't say "oh, George. don'tF'-
Brooklyn Life
Il understand Colonel Jones IL IA
talist" You're right thar. stranger
he never fails to git his mang'-New
Orleans Tfmes-Democrat-
What was your name before you
were married7" asked the Chicago cen
sus taker. which timer queried the
lady.-Detrolt Free Press
so the jury gave Dolly City dollars
a week alimonyr' Yes. She says Il
feels 50 good not to be dependent on
a man for ones income-"-Life-
Doctors don't bleed their patients
no -adays, do theyT- Don't ehs
wish you could see the bill mine has
sent meF'-Browning Magazine
He-I was an intimate friend OF
your late husband Can't you give ne
something to remember him bys she
(shyly)-How would d0f-Puneh-
what was 1t that prevented the
duel this morning1 Did one OF tns
principles fail to show upr no. out
they forgot the cinematograph- I'll
Bias
BIuster-Do you mean to say that
am a nar7 Blister hope that
could not do so ungentlemanly thing
but I see you catch my idea--llus-
trated Bits.
she-And do you think it's possible
for a man TO love two girls at the
same timer He-Oh. yes; provided II
Isn't also at the same place--Phiia-
delphia Ledger.
Miss sIncIair-wha didn't he mahry
dat Coopah gaI7 Mr.. Frothinham-On.
she done funk at de latest minute
wouldn't lend him dollar fob Z git dc
license wif.-Ex-
Hicks-AIiss Lowd was in your box
at the horse show the other Gay
: heard wicks-Yes. and everybody
else within fifty feet Of the box heard
= too.-Phnadelphia Ledger
Mamma Cat breakfast table)-fou
should always use your napkin Geor-
/ gle Georgia. am using IT, mamma
I I've got the dog tied to the leg OF the
table with it--Golden Days
Tommy-Pop, what is the difference
I between charity and philanthropy
, Tommy's Pop-Merely. my son. that
: philanthropy can afford to hire press
|, Philadelphia Record
Johnny Jinks-Geei How'd you
/ hurt your handl Bobby Wabbles-l
= had a giant-cracker. and I don't know
! whether I held on to II too long oil
4 didn't let 20 quick enough--Puck-
" Miss sllmmun-Harold called me {
- peach a little while ago Miss Iarrur
The insulting puppy. 1 never wouif
g speak to him again OF course h
y meant a dried peach--Chicago Trio
I une.
J. What authority have you for tn
d statement that Shakespeare Is immor
y taIT' The fact that he still survive
5 after having been murdered By bun
ot actors for three hundred years :
Is Cleveland Leader
That girl gets engaged to every fel
n low that asks her" Il suppose 81
re goes on the theory that she can Away
If return the goods II on examination sh
n. decides that she doesn't want them =
Washington Star.
a Dear John" wrote Mrs Newlywe
go from the shore, Il inclose the hots
Id bill" Dear Jane, I incIose check.
er wrote John, but please don't buy an
IN more hotels at this price-they are rot
Sc bling you-"-Ths Smart Set
- "Ahl pretty ladyr' exclaimed IL
fortune teller, you have come to IN
:, your future husbandT' Not much.
replied the pretty lady. I've come
learn where my present husband
: when he's absent"-Chicago Tribun
Have you any fixed opinions regain
~ Ing the proposed franchisef asked Il
interviewer. Before answering yoS
=. question" responded the municipal o
a dcial. Il should Ike to know precis
=, liz what you mean by the word liked
:, Warrington Star
-, EtheI-When does your breach-o
.. promise suit come into court Clar.
Clara (sobbingl-T-to-mOr Eth
(consolingIyl-I am sorry to see you
overcome, dear. Clsrs-oh. it's not
ing. Ethel I am simply rehearsing {
the tury.-Pick-Me-Up-
That an auction plano 20
daughters got, isn't it7" asked the 50
EN- castle woman next door NO. indeed
replied the proud mother, indignant
what made you think thatY' %
probably because it's going. going. I
ing all the time" - Philadelph
Ledger.
why am gioomyT demanded :
. undesirable admirer, TO whom she b
.Oe given the cut direct Isn't it enou
to make one gloomy to be cut By
Ute one be loves bestf" The ideaF' I
claimed the heartless girl. Il did
even know that you shaved yourself
nA- Philadelphia Press
Miss Kunning-Every woman shot
work hard for a husband Mr.. Mar
at-Thats what l say, but my wiz
VII 50 lay Miss Kunning-You u
ule understand me. l mean she shol
is work hard TO get a husband, but az
lar she gets him she shouldn't have
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