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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

II Your Cough sounds as If You We're
Hollow Inside
don't loose your heart. Some wise doc
tor will tell you to go to Colorado or
come other section, but stop the cough
by using Gloria Lung Balsam, and ma
ture viii do more than change OF ell
mat. L. Is made of healing balms and
best for children. SJld by A. }. John
con.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
Hungry men ask few questions.

No good health unless the kidneys are
sound Foley's Kidney Cure makes the
kidneys right. Sold by A. j. Johnson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

Makes digestion and assimilation per-
feet. Makes new red blood and bone.
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea will do. A tonic for the sick and
weak. 95 cents, Tea or Tablets. A J.
johnson, Druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

Be pleasant until 10 O'Clock In Inc
m ,rning; the rest of the day Will take
are of itself
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

The hiri " no is the most popular with
M eli in general is apt to make one man
nliserabie Tor life.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
The salve that penetrates

u. wits Witch Hazel Salve pene
1rates the pores of the skin, and by its
antiseptic, rnbifocient and healing in
Anenca ii subdues inflammation and cures
polls, burns, cuts, eczema, letter, ring
worm and all skin diseases. A speclhc
for blind, bleeding, itching and protrud-
ing piles. The original and genuine
Witch Hazel Salve is made by E Q. De
Witt q Co and sold by Q F. Dahl
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

A cucumber, a couple of young. ten
der onions and a green pepper diced
together and dressed with oil and vine
gar make a delicious spring salad
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
Sloth makes slaves.
All Mothers Know

the greatest danger to babies is bad fits
of coughing. Gloria Lung Balsam will
stop it almost Instantly, so don't be
without 1t Sold by A J. johnson
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
TOBACCO FERTILIZER

Leave your orders for ''Swlft's To-
bacco Fertilizer" at Eek hart'r elevator
this week. We can save you money by
uying ia carload lots.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

1t is easy to berigorous without being
light ous.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
To Onre a Cold In One Day

Take LAXATIVE BROMOQUININE
tablets All druggists refnnd the money
if it fails to cure e w Groves sigma
ture on each box % cents
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
The prodigal are never liberal

For sale, farm of 200 acres, at S3j
per acre. Good tobacco land, Apply to
Butt & Butt, Viroqus, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

ARE YOU IN NEED OF A SEWING MACHINE2
Come and look at the Eldridge for sale
at Purdy store. Will trade for fresh
milk COWS. G. 0. HELGESON.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

&c takes more than despising of fame
20 deserve it.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

Faith never has any need to dream
about the future.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

Love wears the heart on the sleeve,
trade in the pocket.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
FOR SAIL
FARM FOR SALE.

House and lot in Third ward, en-
terms. w. ID. DYSON.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

On the first Indication of kidney
trouble, stop it by taking Foley's Kidney
Cure. Sold by A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

Profanity is a good deal more than a
matter of grammar.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

The big prizes are won by those who
have their heads full oftener than by
those who have their hands full.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
Dire Distres SIS

Men who lie easily get into many
places where they lie hard
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

If you want a pretty face and delight
full air,
Rosy cheeks and lovely hair,
Wedding trip across the sea,
Put your faith in Rocky Mountain
Tea. A. J. johnson, Druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
1t Is Impossible

1t is not safe to expect that the unex
pected will happen.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

For more fifty years SINGER has been recognized
maintaining highest standard Of excellence among family
ing small payment down and the rest at convenient
intervals will secure ma chine allowance made for old
machines. Oil and needles for all machines supplied
II /, RAYNER Salesman and Collector
Siager Sewing Machine CO
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
This is The II lime TO
prepare to keep out the flies and VIC can help you by
sci ling you screen doors and windows, wire cloth
and fly killers

panel
painted Price complete with spring hinges hook and
knob .9UC
Four inches inches
pnted Price complete with spring hinges hook and CT 00
D. -. " .t
Four thick inches feet inches
natural finish nicely Vanished Price complete with spring CT 1S
hinges and knob DEsZO
nche
of
and throughout will apart joints CT IN
Price complete with hinges DksJU
Adjustable windows with adjustment frames
hard wood finished in oil "a inches high will adjust from
3 inches Price each JU(
Wire cloth a inches wide to 30 inches by roll
Fly Killers Price each 10
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

Wait for your worries but not for
your work.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

1t takes more than bank draft u
start the heavenly flame.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

He who looks before he leaps is often
satisfied to stay where he is.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

Sincerely is the soul asserting itself
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21
Interesting to Asthma Sufferers

Money can afford to talk because 1t is
dra wing interest.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

We are getting fine lot of com phi
Gated books on the simple life.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

The pain of loss is the price of gain.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-21

For Sale by A J. Johnson, Yiroqus, Wi
Call fot Free Sample
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
HID MONEY IN CANS
And Water Buckets Were Also
Used.

Frankfort. Ind, Dec. 15.-Rela-
tives of Mrs. Hannah Isgrigg have
made application for the appoint
ment of a guardian. alleging that
Mrs. Isgrigg is not mentally able to
care for her estate. Information
was also conveyed that Mrs. Isgrigg
had large sum of money concealed
in her home, and City Marshal Bird
and Levi Isgrigg investigated.
Mrs. Isgrigg, who is so years old,
,at first denied that any money was
concealed about her premises other
than few dollars which she had
accumulated during the summer by
selling garden truck, but she finally
confessed to the contrary and Mar
shall Bird uncovered s1.944.29. The
money was in baking powder cans
and in cloth bags, while a common
water bucket held silver dollars.
Altogether there was s1,42O in
gold, 1870 in silver dollars. $40 in
half dollars and $50 in quarters,
while the remainder was in small
change
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
SEVERE CRITICISM.
L. Made Of the Army by Officer BE-
longing To IL.

New York Dec. 5.-Praising the
military organization under a mon
arch as ideal and showing contempt
for tie American army and its dem
ocrati& methods. Lieut.. Col. James
s. Petit, Sth U. S. infantry. dellv-
cred a radical address before the
military service on Governors island.
lie said the United States military
policy was so bad that the safety of
the issue is due solely to the watch
full care of providence. He proposed
a larger standing army. with a re-
serve of well trained militia and men
who had formerly served in the reg
ular army. His ideas were received
with applause by major generals and
other officers of high standing in
tho army. f'
That a man who Is still an active
officer of the army should be permit
ted to voice such fronical and Sc
we're criticisms of the discipline and
system of which he Is a part was dis
cussed widely after his speech.
Lieut.. Col. Petit made a bitter
attack on what he called emotional
appointments" and declared terri
BILE lesson In war is coming. The mo-
narchial plan of military conduct he
daclar red IN no nreferahla ia that Of n
democracy.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
DODGE GUARDED
Constantly to Keep "Oyer Side"
From Killing Him.

New York, Dec. 15.-Abraham
II. Hummell, the attorney, was
placed on trial before Judge Roger
in the criminal branch of the SUI
preme court on the charges of con-
spiracy and subordination of per-
jury in connection with the Dodge
Morse divorce case, and when court
adjourned only four jurors had been
selected
During the course of his argu-
ments Assistant District Attorney
Rand made the assertion that efforts
had been made "by the other side"
to kill Charles F. Dodge. the most
important witness against Hummell.
Mr.. Rand said it was necessary to
guard Dodge constantly. He urged
this as one reason for an early hear
ing of the case.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
SPECIAL PERFORMANCES.
or "Haensei and Grctcl' for the
Benefit OF Roosevelt Family.

New York. Dec. i5.-Because of
the interest shown by President and
Mrs. Roosevelt in the opera "Haen-
sci and Gretel" it has been possible
for arrangements to be made for
special performance at the Metro
politan opera house, to be attended
by the president and his family.
The performance will take place on
March Is. date set by Mrs. Roose-
welt as one on which she could get
away from her social duties in Wash
ington. She will be present with her
and the president has said
that he would not let anything ex-
cept a national emergency hold him
in Washington.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
MUST KNOW FOUR LANGUAGES.
Examination for Clerk TO Chief of
Staff Of the War Department.

"A civil service examination for the
chief of staff. war department. will
be held in this city on January 10.
The applicant must have a knowl-
edge of French. German, Italian and
Spanish. The position pays $1,000
per year. The age limit is 90 years
or over on the date of examination.
On January 3 and 4 an examina-
ton will be held for eligibles to the
position of local and assistant in
spector of hulls. The vacancy to be
filled is at Evansville. Ind. and
the salary is $500 per year. Tbf
age limit is from 25 to 55 ye-
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
FIRE In 7RIGG
FIGURING MILL BURNED, EN-
FAILING A LOSS OF $4,000.
Blaze Supposed 10 Have Originated
From Machines Motion.

Cadiz, Ky, Dec. 14.-Cook's
Spring Touring mill, located on
Muddy Fork. about five miles north
OF Cadiz and owned by Messrs. Geo
c. Smullen and II. T. Adams, under
the firm name of Smullen e. Adams
was destroyed by fire Wednesday.
The mill and grainery, valued at
1000. were completely destroyed,
to say nothing of a large quantity
of wheat. A number of patrons of
the mill had wheat stored, in the
mill and their loss is also complete,
The entire loss, including the mill
and grainery and wheat, is estimat-
ed at $4,000, and with not a cents
insurance.
The cause of the conflagration is
accounted for in only one way
Tuesday Afternoon when the mill
shut down for the days run, a
chunk OF wood had gotten hung in
the water wheel, and II being late.
no effoH was made to get II out as
ito was thought this could be done
easily the next morning. The sup
position is that the water washed
the chunk out of the wheel during
the night and the machinery started
There being nothing in the mill the
machinery ran at snch rapid speed
that tho mill was set on fire by
spontaneous combustion.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
WILL JOHNNIES BOTHER
LITTLE CHORUS GIRLS?
mo, Never! Just Watch Me-" Says Rich
ard Garlic Mayor of Toxic Chaperone.

New York. Dec. l5.--The peanut
ballet OF Richard Carries Mayor OF
Toxic" has chaperon. who is e.
act as a sort of '"Twenty-three" sign
for the New York Johnnies. and a
danger signal to the nine Chicago 1G
year old artists who on Monday will
begin to do their first theatrical
stunt on Broadway.
Miss Edna welch Is the chaper-
one. she Is an amiable little woman
of 81, with snappy, merry pair of
black eyes and a jaw that reads "be
ware" as plaialy as sign at rail-
way crossing. She Is good natured
but not of the sort to be trined with.
"No Johnnieing goes with the pre-
sent ballet" That Is what Miss
weloh said when asked about the
policy she would pursue in regard to
Johnnie" and every word was a
heavyweight.
How am going 10 prevent g.?
Well. you leave that to me. have
chaperoned chorus girls before. and
| know all about Johnn.e's curves
These girls that have under my
care are only kids 10 and &c years
old. and. OF course. not very wise In
the ways OF the world. They are not
very Wild. either. and ! expect TO
have no trouble In managing them. q"
and there was a twinkle of the eye
and G set OF tho jaw that underscor-
ed the whole paragraph.
MY plan for defeating Johnnie
Is very simple one. shall always
keep the girls punched and | shall
alwaya be with them"
A pause followed this outburst of
simplicity and through the silence
came the sound of bells tolnng. II
was needless to ask who's dead?"
I've shall ali live together" con
tinued the master OF the situation,
"eat together. occupy the same
apartments, walk together in the af-
ternoon. go to the theater in a bunch
at might and out for home again
when the show is over. The bunch
ing idea with the ever present chap
eron feature is my plan and | will
see that IL works.'
Any one who ever met Mrs. WEIGH
knows that Il will work; knows. too
that the brakes will always operate.
"Of course shall not be too strict
with the girls. | mean by that. that
! shall do everything in my power
TO make the time of the stage pass
pleasantly for them and allow them
all the freedom necessary to have
good time. plan to show them all
points of interest in New York; take
them on little excursions to interest
ing places in and about the city.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
BASEBALL MANAGERS
There seems To BE No Opposition
TO the Reelection of Pulliam
in the National League.

New York. Dec t5.--Baseball
sections OF the country are In New
York, some attending the annual
meeting of the National League.
others attending the Eastern
Leagues annual meeting. while the
remainder have gathered for the
meeting of the National Association
of minor leagues.
The meeting of the National
League has been devoted largely to
routine matters. and reelected the
president and secretary, Harry c.
Pulliam.
James A. Hart. the retiring presi-
dent of the Chicago National club,
formally withdrew from the league
and presented his successor in the
directors of the Chicago club. Chas
w. Murphy. Mr.. Hart was unani-
mously elected an honorary mem
Der.
President Pulliam's report as to
the financial condition of the league
was said to show the largest bal
ance in the history of the organiza-
ton. the last season being one of
het most prosperous years baseball
has known.
The pennant for 1905 was for
mally awarded to the New York
club, which also won the worlds
series with the Philadelphia team,
pennant winners OF the American
League.
Representatives of the minor
leagues appeared before the Ma
tional League and urged that the
drafting of rules be changed to per-
nit the taking of only one player
instead of two. and increasing the
price to be paid by the drafting club
from $3.50 to $500. Considera-
ton of the matter temporarily was
postponed.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

take them shopping and help them
in the selection of their clothes, in
short. do all | can to be mother TO
the lot OF them. I shall favor no one
above another but shall treat all
alike, and where one goes all shall
go, and when one is at home all
shall be at home and ! will be there"
1T isn't hard to see Johnnie's va
cant chair. Is IT."
"As to mash notes. shall receive
them. let the girls TO whom they are
addressed read them, il they are
proper and then help them to for
got Il. II goes without saying that
there viii be no answers to such
notes and that the sender WIFI be
placed in position to appreciate
the old song about the letter that
he longed for never showing up.
These girls are too young for taffy.
except that rs pulled over a hook,
and ! will see that they get very
little OF that.
"lf. OF course, some young man of
good behavior should want call on
the girls | shall allow IL with certain
conditions attached. He cannot call
on one girl. but call on all OF them
together. lie can meet them in the
parlor-the whole outfit--while
away a little t.me and leave. I shall
be present during his stay"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
CoNsUMPTIvE's HOME
Will BE Built In Denver by AssOcia-
ton just Incorporated.

Denver, Col, Dec. 15.=The Ken
lucky Home Association has been in
corporated TO build a 100000 home
for consumptives in Denver. Kentuc-
ky inval,ds alone will be cared for.
1t is proposed to raise the cash nee
essary to build the institution in the
Bluegrass state.
Those interested in tie movement
are: Caldwell Yeaman, Judge Ster-
ling B. Toney, Willard b. Lay, Rudd
Hardesty, w. r. Ramsey, c. F.Clay,
Henry V. Johnson, J. II. p. VOORHEES,.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

Lexington, Ky, Dec. 15.-Ats,-
meeting of the board of ,tHEmended
Kentucky State Collie senior class
dent j. H. Pabm playing on the
that alleam. The cutting out of
peimen and the preparatory stu
ents, he says, would result in clean
r athletics. preventing the bringing
Il ringers" into the ball teams.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
FAVOR ANNEXATION.
Residents Of the Isle of Pines Afraid
To Speak Their Opinions.

New York. Dec. 15.-Edward c.
Ryan, who was selected as the dele
gate of the American Society of the
Isle of Pines to petition congress to
annex the Isle of Pines to the United
States, arrived here today on the
steamer Monterey from Havana. Mr..
Ryan said that were the natives OIL
the island not afraid to speak their
opinion he believed that 80 per cent
of the population would be found
to favor annexation.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

sylvester Lamb. recently electe
TO the state senate from Toledo Of
as an Independent, is the is a tie
the legislature. The and Repub-
between the Derdmb, holding the
licans. and can get anything he
decidi~ ne has been offered every.
-~Hg In sight by each side to enter
mo caucus, but he refuses to join
ither.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
PERKINS m
-.ing Vice President.

York, Dec. l5.--George w.
Jerkins rendered his resignation as
vice president and chairman oil the
hhance committee OF the New York
Life Insurance company, and it was
accepted. Alexander e. Orr was
erected to succeed Mr.. Perkins a.
ranking vice president and chairman
OF the finance committee. Mr.. Orr is
a retired merchant OF this city.
former president OF the chamber of
commerce and vice president o. the
rapid transit commission.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
CIGARMAKERS' ORGANIZER
Arrives On Business Connected With
the Local Union.

Mr.. Ed Smith, of Evansville, Ind,
international organizer for the
Cigarmakers' Union, is in the city
on visit to local organizations and
VIII probably be here during today
He has been royalty treated while
here by the union men.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

The cocaine habit is increasing to
an alarming rate at Calcutta, in
spite OF the endeavor TO suppress il.
Two tins of the drug were recently
found in a package imported from
England. the contents of which were
declared to be printed music" The
importer was fined $3.50.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

The Sun has some handsome box
es OF fancy stationery for Christmas
glfts.in holiday boxes. They are
beautiful things and make excellent
gifts. We can sell You box of very
pretty paper for soc.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
Mrs. Susie ID. Carstarphen, Mrs. Ida
c. Cameron, Mrs. Ida M. Monarch
and Miss Penrose White
Trouble Causes Suicide.

Buena Vista, KY, Dec. 15.--Iack
Houlk worrying over financial en-
barrassment, committed suicide at
his home at High Bridge by taking
morphine. He leaves wife and ten
children.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

IL is perhaps not generally known
that King Edward holds a diploma
Tor forestry, a science which. by the
special wish of his father he
studied at the celebrated school of
forestry at Nancy. France, and also
in Germany.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

On the opening of the first French
railway In 1887, a French reporter
wrote excitedly OF the locomotive
He snorts! His prodigious tail Of
vapor floats in the armament.
Noble and intrepid horse. which
nothing can stop. Jobs horse"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

SOC buys a box of very pretty
fancy stationery in holiday boxes
just the thing for Christmas. at The
Sun Office.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

You never catch any rich relatives
dying deoently young.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

! The real name of the famous
operate tenor, Max Alvary, was
Achenbach.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15
G. A. II. Encampment August 1a.

minneapolis, Mimi, Dec. Is
me G, A. r. conference has decided
to hold the national encampment
here. beginning August 1s.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-15

The Sun has some handsome box
es of fancy stationery for Christmas
glfts,in holiday boxes They are
beautiful things and make excellr-1
gifts. We can sell you bas-
pretty paper for hQSuuuuu.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1905-01-27
Just Enough to Last.

Representative Henry, of Connect
cut. hands this one out as a holiday
yarn
1T has been said that the best hus-
bands in the United States are raised
in my State, and | don't think the
whipping post is needed there How
ever, | did hear story once about a
skinflint citizen which. if true. emit
tied him to a little hickory tea
1T is alleged that the mans wife
was very i'll and had been for a long
time. The druggists bill dug down
pretty deep in the jeans of the stingy
individual
"A few days before the death of the
good wife the husband went to the
druggist with an empty four-ounce
bottle to have it refilled with solu-
ton of hydrate of choral. of which
the sick woman had required great
quantity. He handed the bottle to the
druggist, asking:
els that choral as expensive as
ever?'
THE price is the same, sir was
the answer.
"'Sixty cents to fill the bottle.
Great Gosh
"'Well, you just put it half full this
time, for the doctor says the old wom-
an can't last but day or SO longer