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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-10-19

5000 cash down and 500 on easy
monthly installments like rent will buy
a five room house with bath and fine
shade. E. E. Pascoe, 10 n. Center St,
Real Estate and Loans.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-10-19
This will Tell You

Why business men all over Arizona continually
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-10-19
This Will Tell You

Why College has enrolled the
ters of the leading families Arizona.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1905-10-19

$500 buys room b-ick modern
house on the north side 5000 cash
Balance like rent. T. f PascOe. 10 ~.
Center ST., real estate, loans and In
surance.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
Changing the Subject.

The late Hon. Charles w. Slack told
the following Of the Hon. Peter Har-
vev. the friend and biographer Of Dan
lei Debster:
Mr.. Harvey was large man with
small voice and that pomposity of
manner that many very diffident men
nossess. Above everything he valued
and prided himself upon his friendship
with the great expounder."
The frst year OF the War Of the Re-
bellion he went through to Washing
ron. and Oh his return was asked how
he liked President Lincoln.
"Well." he said, "Mr. Lincoln is a
vary singular man. l went on to see
him. and told him that had been an
intimate personal friend Of Daniel
webster: that l had talked with him
an much on the affairs Of the country
that felt perfectly confident l could
tell him exactly what Mr.. Webster
,vorld advise In the present crisis, and
thereupon talked to Lincoln for two
sol,d hours. telling him Just what h'
should do and what he should not do
and. will you believe IT, sir, when l go
through all Mr.. Lincoln said was, as h'
claimed his hand on my leg, Mr.. Har
vsv what a tremendous great calf yo'
have got boston Herald
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
AMUSEMENT NOTES.

porbans the most important event
tbs present season will be the en-
y s,aement of Isidore Witmark and Fred
81 ~ Rankin's comedy opera 1.-The
Oh which will be seen at the
v warp,,am Theater six nights and We'd
aasday and Saturday matinees, open
;"s Monday night, Sept. 18th. "The
re rrSSonerons'' has become what is known
- q standard attraction, that is, the
.musement going public of the country
:. large has come to look forward to
,bs regular annual visit of this charm
ing musical play as to genuine pleas
urs It is always new and up-to-date.
wsrooers of theaters are also always
olsd to book 1.-THE Chaperons'' because
thew are invariably sure Of big business
and that their patrons will be more
than satisfied. The company this year
i bigger, better and made up of more
nretty young girls than ever before,
and the scenery and costumes are en-
trely new. "The Chaperons" is the
frat of the big musical comedies to ap'
near during the Lewis and Clark fair
The Chas. A.. Taylor company is JUS
completing successful engagement a
The Empire this week.
This company has been great an'
pleasing surprise to our theater goer
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

make the possessor capable OF detect
ing evil spirits; to insure safe return
from Journeys; to induce dreams OF
ones sweetheart and various sorts Of
pleasant fortune.
Inc fondness Of bees for clover
movers Is well known. The visits Of
those nectar hunters probably suggest
ed the old Anglo-Saxon name for the
req clover, which was 'honeysuckle -
term still current in rural England
and synonymous. doubtless, with shak.
speare's "honeystalks."
The showiest Of all our trefoils is
the crimson or Italian clover. which in
recent years has become frequent as q
crop In Pennsylvania fields. 1t is 4
native Of Italy and southern France
Inc flowers are not in round heads
ike the red clover, but in long spikes
OF SO fiery color as to have attracted
the attention Of flower growers. who
employ the plant at times as decora
tive annual In the flower garden.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
STORY OF THE CLOVER
Tho Familiar Field Flower Not
Native of This Country.

The Familiar Field Flower Not
Native Of Thi. Country.
To the average man 1t Is usually
something Of a surprise to learn that
there are more sorts Of clover than
two-the red and the white, says tne
Philadelphia Record AS matter VI
fact. eight or nine varieties, OF various
hues. are common in fields and by the
roadside In the neighborhood Of Phila-
delphia. all of them immigrants from
ths old world. The few species that
are native to the United States are
chiefly western in their range.
The pretty white or Dutch clover
of creeping habit, which Is favorite
Tor lawns and places where close.
smooth turf Ia desirable, has tan
cousin known as alsike, or Swedish
clover. which is one OF the most
oh orm,ns Of wayside blooms. 1t is dis
tIgu,shed from the white clover by It's
unrlght habit and the color OF the
flower heads, which are usually lnOie
or less flushed with pink.
Practically useless for pasture out
lovely as a nosegay, is the yellow OF
hon clover, SO called because Oh tne
resemblance Of its flowers TO n0p'' II
80 the flowers lose the brilliant yel-
low Of their prime and change tnrouSn
~ bronze to a warm chestnut
,S~awr which is very charming.
Another species for which the farm
49, has no respect, and which Is COM
on lean lands, is one with gray
,.h Green leaflets like tiny olive leaves
10. 20 ohIono heads OF dun MOVERS
which are all but concealed by cloS GA,
~ long silky hairs. Common tnr0usn :.
~ Europe and western ASIA " Z
,o-r IN half a dozen languages ~
zee that all mean rabbits loot
and rabbits foot clover we eau !. ne' :,
7, "a believed to have been Drought :,
=. west indies by Spanish explorer
sns 70 1b47. and thence has spreA0
we'll over our country. -,
po.+ known Of all the trefoils Is .n'
ZEN meadow or red clover WINS
~. -aund heads Of magenta bloom uo
LAT ~ .ummer mead. Beloved OF me
from time memorial reaturs a.. :" v.lu
FESTIVALS and In mystic rites ~ ~,
70 the agriculturist seems not 20 ~ Il,
49, :" recognized until about .ne ~,
oes century. when its cuiuvsuv'
wa. nrst begun. During sn srsins
VS. It was r.putsd snicaci0 9,. ss', an'
t ss' w u Of witches. and knight M =. |.
peasant 5ss alike wore the clover "S,. isaa
&C sh foup.p.rtsd leaf with good t luS
date. t ts.-I cross formed By the 70.
wa. s.l virtue to ' resident ta:rs.
such a clover leaf W"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
A MEETING WITH "sILL."

Some years ago I was ordered to
take long rest" said man, quoted
Dy the Washington Star. IT journeyed
as FAR East as New Brunswick in
search Of a good place, and being in
81 John when an old fisherman friend
OF mine was getting ready TO make a
voyage to New York, took a sudden
notion to go with him.
THE weather was bad all the way.
and when we entered the Sound you
couldn't see the companionway from
the wheel. l never saw such a fog. |
was on deck with the old man when
we entered the Sound. He was stand
Ing by the wheel. Suddenly saw him
lean over and bawl:
'Sloop a-ho-o-ayp
II didn't hear a thing to indicate the
proximity Of sloop or anything else,
but those old fishermen from the Prov.
inces have a faculty Of seeing things
In any kind Of weather.
THE old man gave his attention to
the wheel, and presently / heard q
faint cry of in the fog.
Schooner a-ho-oo-oyr
1.-The old man Strengthened up ant
bawled:
"'Is that the Lucy Annr
Again the silence for a moment
and then faint and weak came the an
swer:
AYE, ayel Is that tn Mandl
JaneT
AYE, aver bawled our skipper, ant
he twirled the wheel. He never look
ed my way, and for a time l though
him unconscious Of my presence. Ate
fifteen minutes Of silence he suddenl.
turned with an emphatic nod Of hi
head toward that section Of the TO
from which the answering hail ha
, come, and said:
"SThat was me Brother Bill. ain
seen him before for a year. Then b
: went on with his steering as If nott
} ing had happened"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
BIBLE OF SUPREME COURT.

Many Notable and Historic Incidents
Cluster Around the Book.
Kept securely under lock and key In
the Supreme Court room at Washing
ton there is a small Oxford Bible
around which cluster many notable
and historic incidents. 1t was printed
It Oxford in 1899, first came into the
courts service In 1903 and is believed
to be one Of the 10000 imported by
Congress & few years before. During
its court career of nearly a century
this volume has been called into ser
vice every day on which the august
tribunal has held session.
The great constitutional lawyers Of
the formative period Of our govern
ment, as a prerequisite Of their admis-
sion to practice before this learned
body kissed its material face.
Besides these great legal lights ev-
erv associate and chief justice, with
the exception Of Chief Justice Chase
who had a Bible Of his own, and every
LAWYER. except Daniel Webster, sworn
| to praCLlce DelOIo lho DuRA~S
bar. has taken his oath OF allegiance
on this little book. 1t is tradition oil
the court that when Daniel Webster
came before this high tribunal In ni'
first argument IN the defense OF the
chartered rights Of his alma mater
Dartmouth College, against the iegis
lat,ve attacks Of New Hampshire o.
some strange inadvertence the oau
was not administered. The tradition
goes further, intimatins that tn
iudres were so impressed by the clio
ouence Of his appeal, which stanoi
ont to-day as a classic in legal lore
that they either forgot or dared no
mention his dereliction.
II Is no wonder that this little biOi
"a 90 carefully preserved, endeared a
~ "a with the memories Of America
} Greatest statesmen and jurists. Wnel
. president is to be sworn the CLERK Q
the court usually purchases new %
HE and after the certificate has pee
sfBxed he presents It to the nrst iau
~ the land.-Leslie's Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

by the excellence of it's performances,
for although unheralded and almost
unknown it has given us one OF the
best, if not the very best, renditions OF
melodrama ever seen in this city. They
will be followed for the week starting
Sunday, Sept. 18th, by company in
'Fabio Romain," and we are promised
another intellectual treat. The Baker
has been crowded at every performance
this week of the "Kentucky Bellies"
burlesque company.
One Of the principal reasons for the
success Of this excellent company lies
in the iingling melodious music sung
by rarely cultivated voices.
This cosy little theater seems to be
reganiing with a bound its old popular
ity and the management are to be con-
gratulated ON the success of their new
venture.
Wheeler & Markell's merrymakers,
who follow the Kentucky Bellies" are
said to be first class organization oil
singers and fun makers and will keep
up and add to the reputation theil
predecessors have established.
They will start up on next Sunday
the 18th, inst, and will play all the
week.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
HER SAFETY VALVE.
Made a List of Names Her Brother
Had Called Her.

Made a List of Names Her Brother
Had Called Her.
The professor had come back to the
old home to spend a month with his
sister, and brought a friend with him.
In the scientific world the professor
was known as the discoverer of certain |
highly interesting nebulae, but back in
Canton village he was merely Ned
Roscoe, Anna Roscoe's brother. The
professor enjoyed 1t thoroughly. He
was proud of his sister-of her kind
but clear-sighted judgment, her wide
hospitality, her common sense and an
failing wit AS for her, she was brim-
ming over with pride in him which she
tried her best to hide-an attempt
which, her brother teasingly told her,
was lamentable failure.
It was the second night Of the pro-
fessor's Homecoming that something
his sister said him made him look
across at her with twinkling eyes.
"Change-your-mind-catr' he ex-
claimed.
"Slump-catr' she retorted-
"Crosscatr' from him.
"Snap-catF' from her. Then catch
ing sight of their guests bewildersd
face, their laughter broke bounds. As
soon as she could control herself, Anna
explained.
when we were chluren," she said,
Ed used to be ave years younger than
1, fact which he habitually forgot
even then, and now | find has hope
lessly escaped his memory. In those
days he was a nervous, delicate little
fellow, and mother impressed 1t upon
me that 1 must never fret him. I'm
fortunately for my peace Of mind,
was very strong and healthy, and nc
such restriction was put upon him
Moreover, we were absolutely forbid
den to tell talee OF each other. Pu
these facts together and you may gair
J some slight idea of my sufrerings'
(here she cast a firmly defiant glance
} across the table, when Ed was In
teasing mood. I had but one resource
: used to write down on a sheet o
paper a list Of the names he calle,
me, and keep It under my pincushion
The names, as you may have inferred
a were all prefxed to cats-the one AM
e NAL detested. When the list grew
n long Ed became nodceably more re
i spectful-there was chance. 20
q know, that mother might discover tn
paper. 10 was labeled in letters larg
d enough to be seen across the room
II Names Ed calls me-"
q when the laughter had died ava,
o the professor glanced whimsically 4
e his sister.
D, "You needn't expect sympathy {
u this late day" he said. Besides,
&c know that you don't need any. "
+ learned by experience"
u Ed" she flashed back, do yc
mean to say that you have kept list
toof'
after a fashion" he returned, ION
~ don't keep them. l burn them up
soon as I have relieved my mind"
10 She looked at him enthusissticall
w isn't It a glorious reliefW she e
claimed Companion.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
BRAIN CAPACITY RELATIVE
to Her Size Woman Has
More than Man.

According TO her Size woman has
More than Man.
Men have larger brains than women
They take up more space and they
weigh more. Upon that unrelated and
uncorrected fact man has Wanted him
self the more intellectual and supe-
rior OF the two.
But the fact Is not an unrelated one.
Man is larger than woman In all other
bodily respects. Are his brains rela-
lively larger, as well as actuallyf
II the relative stature Of men and
women be taken In account, 1t remains
true that men still have slightly larger
brains than women Mems brains are
to women's as 100 to 90: mans stature
is to woman's as 100 to SO. Even
here the difference is not one to brag
about; and 1t is generally felt that the
height alone is not fair test.
Many eminent psychologists have de
cided that weight is the safer stand
ard of comparison. Here 1t is found
ans as 100 to SO, mans brains remain
as 100 to 30. This gives woman rather
the better OF It.
Nor does it stop there. Brains
should be compared, not with mere
weight, but with effective weight Fat
makes no demands upon nerve force
In comparison with other tissues ant
1t is always an unstable factor II
weight going and coming with the de
mands made upon 1t. In man 1t Il
found that the proportion Of muscle
to fat is 100 to 48, while in woman
the proportion is 100 to 70-the relativ'
brain weight remaining as 100 to 90
A careful series Of computations fxe
} the active organic mass OF mans bod,
In comparison to woman's as 100 to 7C
J 1t Is evident from this that. Will
, man has brain at 100 to do the work O
active tissue also at 100, woman ha
) brain at 80 to do the work Of activ
, tissue at 70-a great preponderance q
feminine brain matter for the perform
, ance Of all bodily functions.
r 1t may be suggested that men hav
q larger weight Of bony structure tina
: women enough to outweigh other col
!, siderations, but such is not the cas-
e The ratio remains there about II
d same and does not change the figur'
< already given. 1t is, however, trr
that smaller persons o. both sex
a have larger brains proportionately
4 height and weight than larger. b
2. even this does not amount to mo
r than 2 per cent and leaves wom'
/" much the better of.
10 Yet, after all is said, actual and pr
u portionate size OF brain makes not
II much difference as the due proport'
D. in each ndividual-wnich may
taken as mans last refuge after
.. ing driven from all other citadels
"a the irresistible force Of fact-Chica
Is Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
Hard on Norsh-

Scene: The Wilson's dining room
Norah. the sloyenly cook, puts her
head In at the door.
Norah-Plaze, ma'am, viii ye be
sfther tsllin' me whin I'm to know
whether tn puddin's baked or not?
Mrs. wilson-Stick knife Into the
middle Of 1t, and II the knife comes out
clean the pudding is ready to send to
the table.
Mr.. Wilson. And, Norah. II 1t does
come out clean stick all the rest OF the
tn,ves In the house into the pudding
woman's Home Companion.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
what He Wanted.

"csn Won cookT'' said he;
..Yes l can" said she,
And shs smiled at the fellow enucinS'
my cake and bread
Should only be fed
10 enIcures and to kings" she saio'
Then be whispered low
"And can you sewr Lii, .h.+ I
And she said, There's nothing 'nA'
don't know
About making my frocks'
Or darning socks r,,ts
A drsssmsker l could Accu"u'A'
rocks"
with tremendous signs
And eager eyes .r,v. sonnd t,
Hs ssrsd and murmursdi I've iOuHo
prizs|
CO sweet she looked
That his goose was cooked .A,. o,i
Ana she whispered; \ nave '
49, wldower hookedF'
~ am going to wed
Once more" he saidi r s..d
amt hiring e maid Is thing ~
M now can speak
sow rosy her cheekD p.
!!V WI YOU come to rs for u
C,.vaIsnd Leader.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned. have known +. ].
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business trsnsac-
lions and f n ancially able TO carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm
WEsr q TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O..
AIDING, KINNAN d MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Price Toe per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists Testimonials free.
Hallls Family Pills are the best.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

The Judge-You say yea are not .
vagrant, yet you have no visible
means Of support.
The Hobo-I did have dis mornin',
yer honor.
The Judge-Then why isn't 1t Wish
BILE at the present timer
The Hobo-Cause l went an eat It
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

Enpeck was dining at the home OF a
friend.
"will you have some Of the tongue"
asked the hostess.
mo, thank YOU" replied Enpeck, II
get too much of that at home"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

Church-How's your friend Flat
bushi
Gotham-Oh, the poor fellow is very
much worried about his health
why, is he slckT
mot yet, but the girl has Just left
him and his wife is going to try COOK
ing."-Yonkers Statesman
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

Nevada Ned-Thar goes Miracle Mike.
He's ambydextrous.
Eastern Tourist-Ah; l suppose he can
write with either hand.
Nevada Ned-Nope. Can't write at
all. He shoots two-handed.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
inst n Way They Have.

"say, conductor" asked the inquisitive
passenger, I'm speaking Of the tiHe which
is proper, "a quarter to six or quarter
Of six E"
Neither" replied the railroad man.
"I always say '6ve-forty-hve.'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

.Srhen you refuse me simply because
am poorf" he bitterly cried
"You natter yourself" said the gen.
.,a naiden.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
xou can Diet AIlen,s Eoot-Ense ERHH.

Write Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y, for
free sam pie Of Aliens Foot-Ease- 1t cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet II makes
new or tight shoes easy. certain cure for
Qists sell Ii. 25c Don't accept any substitute
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

Marriages on board ship are consid-
- unIucky. If you can't be married
~ drv land remain unwed-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

40. sstsr SO many years prscocs you
have t- no honorary desrser ., ,ss,
ma sIh. have so many enemies II 'A''
woridp' -. worid-Y-
Tales
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23
szsM[Inzs2 nHE Shzns1asrarr1s an...r1 So So
ss e Tonic
7Srya[ZASs0@ system gets In
caudt hereha

nee ne
purifying healing qualities,
that needed
the blood cogd with
waste poisons
suf Ihve and found to be
excellent 10 pu general tn
debility give Inc system ns s
mel
loss OF ppeue PAD splendid
and not
disorder will follow s.
blood all
healthy The restored
again the appetite
S. blood puri
promptly depleted condition
without charge. evMrr SPECIFIC en- ATLANTA.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

Don't imagine that every sad-syed
woman you meet has loved and lost. It's
more than likely she loved and got hi.-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

knowledge and timber shouldn't be
much used till they are seasoned--O. w.
Holmes.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

Mothers will find Mrs. winsiow's Soothtn z
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

Following a Dignified Procession
An Austrian train thief, arrested al
the Lyons station wearing stolen
clothes, calmly declared that he was
collector OF articles mislaid In rail-
way carriages
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

destroys all the
flies and Affords
confectionery
home-in dining
room, sleeping
room and all
places where
flies are trouble
some. Clean,
neat and will
notsoil or inlurs
anything. Try
them once and
~ not kQnf nv
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

EVERY baldheaded man secretly en-
yies q poodle.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-09-23

TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.. ATLANTA GA
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-19
David GarriCk Makes
A Hit At 0rpheum

David Garrick" in the hands of Buh
lers' players kept the good.sized audi.
ence at the Orpheum in uproars OF
gayety last evening. The name of this
play, except to those who have seen
II before, bears no suggestion of com.
edy, but it is as full of II as a nut Is
Of meat, and Buffers company Is new.
er better than in comedy. There IL
very little coarse horseplay and very
much legitimate fun.
The play has a real purpose in
pointing the moral that decent play
actor is better than dissolute son of
an aristocratic family. Butler in the
part OF David Garrick Is immense.
Charles Place is the typical retired
merchant with more money than fin.
ish, and Harry Earl Is the sporty son
OF lord In every particular. Brenda
Fowler carries the part OF Ada Ingot,
the woman in the case, most effect
lively.
The second act, in which Tess
Wharton and Louise Orendorf with
Auerbach, Lowell and Drum come into
action as the country friends of Ingot
at a dinner which Garrick attends, Is
side.splittingly funny.
Miss Chambers speciality adds all.
spice to the good things of the pro.
gram.
David Garrick" will be given to
night and Wednesday evenings.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-19
PRINCES PAUAHI
MEMORIAL SERVICES

The Kamehameha Schools last even.
ing held their annual memorial ser.
vices in honor of the late Princess
Pauahi Bishop in Bishop Memorial
Chapel.
An organ prelude, Miss Byington at
the organ and Miss Katie Sadler atthe
piano, was followed by the Kameha.
meha anthem, "Pauahi, Kealii," sung by
the schools. Rev. Mr.. Hopwood Of.
iered prayer. The welcome address
was made by President Perley L.
Horne. Rev. W. NJ. Kincaid delivered
an appreciation of the work of the
schools. President Grifliths of Oahu
College also addressed the gathering.
Prayer and singing followed.
A large number of people were pres
ent throughout the exercises.
This morning the students went in
special cars to the Mausoleum grounds
on Nuuanu avenue to strew flowers on
the tomb. The Hawaiian band at.
tended.
At noon a great luau was given at
the schools, the feast concluding the
usual commemoration Of Princess Pau.
ahi's birthday.