The leader., 1905-08-16
BRIEF AND BREEZY.
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who didn't get the support Of
Hon. Chas. Warren Fairbanks for
senator, is understood to bel
viewing with much satisfaction
the crimpn be recently put into
the Fairbanks boom by declaring
for Shaw for President.
N. e. moonshiners knew how to
produce 4cobless corn long be-
fore Mr.. Luther Burbank was
born.
Gov. JEFF Davis wires that bio is
preserving the Arkansas quaran-
tine against Louisiana with State
troops. If the situation becomes
serious, Davis will probably grab
his favorite weapon chair leg
and go to the front.
Chas. Pfister, indicted by a Mil
waukee grand jury, pfnds himself
In pine pfury, and has started a
legal plight against his accuser.
He asks pfair pfeld and no pfa-
vors.
New Orleans would raise no
question of talnt, should Mr..
Rockefeller offer a donation Of
either money or oil, both Of which,
in large quantities, are needed for
the fight against Che fever laden
mosquito.
Secretary Shaw doubtless feels
that the applause of the Virginia
Republicans is sweeter music to a
presidential candidate, than the
reyerberations of laundering guns
in the far-aWay Philippines.
Japan's champion heavyweight
wrestler was introduced to Sec.
Taft, but prudently refrained from
opening professional negotiations.
If Miss TarbeII keeps on dig
ging up Rockefeller's past, she
may make him eligible for the
United States Senate.
No wonder Hoeh couldn't raise
the money when they would not
LET him out, where be could work
at his trade of marrying Widows
Don't bother to send sympathy
to Rockefeller by mail. It will
never get past a cold calculating
private secretary.
Chicago is driving her crooks
out of the city, and the grand jury
/ reports indicate that most Of them
are locating in Milwaukee.
/ District Attorney jerome is
'.teing flooded with small contri-
buttons to his campaign fund. Z
Cigarette money.
The Gar is going TO have pop
ular assembly, just as soon as he
lcan devise plan for preventing
the election to itof representatives
of the populace.
Ex-Governor Hogg's physician
has advised him to seek a higher
altitude. His Texas political enc
fmies have been trying to send him
Ito lower altitude for a good
while.
Lineyitch is inyincible so long
as the rains keep Oyama's armies
at a standstilI.
/ Korea should stop talking about
its treaty rights. Il is too smallo
to have rights.
Portsmouth, n. H., promises to
become as great a rumor-distribu-
Ting center as Chefu or Shanghai.
Gen. Wood is sick and Gen.
Miles out of the country. Now is
| Castro's chance to slip up here and
lick US, if he has the idea yet.
Channcey Depew expects the ex-
leitement to blow over. 1t has al
lready blown over" one or two
Iarge e-sized regulations.
Il
As j. P. Morgan cannot wear
all those 125 new suits of clothes
Fat once, Russell Sage might do
/ we'll to cultivate his acquaintance,
as your Uncle Russell does not get
THAT many in $50 years.
Accurate measurements should
i be taken to establish beyond a
doubt, how much the Island of Luz
zon sank when Sec. Taft stepped
ashore.
Newport's society set is grieved
because the peace ENJOYS did not
meet there, being firm in the con-
viction that the conference was es-
pecially got for the society sets
Entertainment.
Talk about rapid changes in the
topography in Manchurial Who
can tell without keeping in touch
with the telegraph Office, in which
State he is. liable to find the city
of Traverse on given day?
The Dallas News says that We
owe an enormous debt to medical
science. Don't remind us of it.
I'VE get a letter about it once q
month.
Women are about to succeed IN
knocking the word obey out Of
the marriage ceremony. They
knocked il out Of real life, about
1.-THE time our grandfather was d
boy.
The two Southern Governors
EhaVe discovered chat sharp words
will not check yellow jack
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