The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-10
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Eye NATURES walks shoot folly II files :"
Rachelle of Mind and Happiness in Life Ruined
by Six Toes Each Foot-This Toey Wealth was the
Cause of Quick Throw Down the Part of His Indiana
Inamorata When She Discovered It.
Eye NATURES walks, she
morata When She Discovered 1t.

Ivan Rachee young farmer of Goshen, Ind, has been
rejected the army because Of bunch Of six toes
TO this plethora of toes Mr. Rachee owes many
misfortunes. He says sadly:
ssWhen was kid was proud Of that extra toe think
ing had been generously dealt with But have FOUND
out the difference
Mr. Rachelle engaged to beautiful and cultured
Their hopes and hearts beat hlgh looking into
future Of love and happiness but they did not the dark
cloud upon that future by Mr. Rachees extra
In way other he happened to mention the sub
and the lady, frozen with horror showed alarm at her
lovers great richness Of foot ends much that after
tears strong crying and deep thought she threw him down
and
AS the news spread his great wealth Of toes, Mr..
Rachee it has practically meant social ostracsm for
him his neghborhood The boys refer to him with gee as
t'Twelve-Toed Ivan 'Ivan Twevetoes and he knows
little peace when Tho with twelve toes ought
to be able to scratch gravel at lively rate, Mr. Rachee
has been at sprnng other manly sports
He thinks that he will old Mexico keep still about
his feet and see if he cannot get ahead.
The boys the Richmond, Ind high school thought it
would be funny raise sdewhsker and pledged themselves
do for the Of the school The whkes club
included nearly every youth in the school, and all
assduouy cutvang little patches Of curling downy fuzz
front Of their when the girls announced boycott
No girl would have anything to do with boy who rails
ing weepers. The result of the boycott has been to
down the whiskeretes like cyclone tearing thru young
timber. The Burnside club is dsntegrating rapidly How
would you like to your boy coming home from high
school with side whiskers waving the autumn breeze?
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After have been taught to flood ourselves with water
If wish to be well and happy along St. Louis
"authority who it is mistake to drink much
water.
IT believe could live without drinkng'' he says.
There three kinds of gazees that drink drop.
sloths drink Neither do the amas of Patagonia.
Rabbits and parrots do without drinking for months
years. Water hardens the produces old
age. The thing to do to eat juicy FRUITS like oranges and
lemons and mes quencng the thirst that way and the
time destroying in the system the lime that brings
senility.'
Now you have advice on both Sides you are safe in fol-
lowing grandpas grandy simple rule of drinking when you
thirsty Grandpa didn't have arteries at ALL if he
did he ddn complained Of their hard
ening him. Grandpa passed away at the Of 92 like
ripe old summer sweeing falling from the top bough
If he had known about his arteries hardening him. he
would have died in great at IS years and months
The Order the Sacred Pyramids has been revived by
sptuasts in New York. and Nebsn founder of the order
in Egypt 10000 sauntered down the the other
night and made address, At Nebsni's right hand
Johns Hopkins founder OF the university but he his
John Hopkins, momenta1y lapse Of memory,
possibly of medumstc nattenton that should not be laid
up against him. Among other spirits present Mu'
and 'Nit' ancient gods Of the Egyptians who had
thing do with the Sphinx Altogether it exraordi
nary meeting and startling revelations likely to
Of it.
Nebsini is ne DID, gentlemanly spirit whose mummy is
in the British Museum. He must have been member
Of the Egyptian Authors club his day. for it he who
wrote that fascinating romance the Book of the Dead.'
He said that he had been taught the Engsh language by
john Hopkins. In any event his English unim-
peachable.
When seance opened Nebsni expressed preference
for "The Maidens Prayer and lean Mr. Stegman
that choice composition with variations out Of modern
violin. Then ank gentleman feelingly about
falling leaves and death and Nebsni gave neat little ad
dress A reporter got him down as follows:
'n greeting thee this evening" friends there comeh unto
thee the voice of whose earthly dust the surgng
tide Of 10000 mortal have rolled Like ye have also
rodden the pathways Of this terrestrial sphere humble
priest
Nebsini quoted the Bible took hunk of Greek
philosophy, picked gem from KANT and showed that he
daily communication with all the thinkers. After the
meeting it announced that the officers of the Order Of
Sacred Pyramid as follows:
Nebsni president; president because spirit pres
always present. John B. Cough, secretary; Midas
treasurer; Leonidas, sergeana tarms Marcus Aureus
t.John' Hopkins and Nine. Blavatsky, directors
number of persons present then joined the order, and
Midas thru the lady whom he controlled collected 81 from
neophie which money Midas promised to invest for the
Judging by the perfume waited about by Midas
edum the Rockefeller of the ancient already
Of the Orders obo in the purchase of Ber
snudas succuent vegetable
Then Mr. Stegman enced 'EThe Storm the Alps' out
of violin and the meeting broke with the general
feeling that all present had enjoyed most remarkable
seyening: .Fa "A. j. r.
DANGER OF REALISM.
DAVID BELAsCO was talking about stage realism.
IL cit may go too far - he said ''It is dangerous
thing. stage manager had subordinate with real
istic ideas The manager producing play containing
"a snowstom and the subordinate had charge Of the
Confound you said the manager, the end Of the
snowso1m scene, what earth did you by making
50 the snow out of brown paper?'