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The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
IDEAS OF INVENTORS.

One of the machines exhibited at the dairy show recently held in London was neat contfiVanee by which but ter could be made out of fresh milk in 64 seconds a the tea table
 Thewest' $ gold output may bedoubled by the invention of q resident of Colo rado City. It is simple machine for saving four gold, is run by q gasoline englne, and may be taken anywhere Experiments on twiee- treated tailines Or mine refuse show an accumulation of five and one-half pounds of gold in ten days.
 An ingenious respiratory apparatus for the use of firemen has been in vented by Charles F. Chapin. of Berl5e- ley. Cal. It consists of hood lined with oiled silk to cover the head, and an dir cylinder whicn is strapped on the back. The cylinder is divided into three chambers carrying under d pressure that can be regulated enougn air 10 last an hour.
 The best paper cloth so far pro ducel seems to be that made by q patented process used III SaXOnN. One kind is spun and woven from narrow strips of paper: second variety con- tains cotton with the paper: and I third grade-the best-resuIts from a mixture Of wool and paper. The new though no5 so strong and durable as ordinary cloth = yields cheap, seryiceable, aad even washable clothing
 An electric generator 10 be driver by the draught of I locomotive is s curious recent invention, The entir. apparatus comprises q fan motor placed in the smoke stack an electric generator and auxiliary fues near the bottom of the boiler The theory is that under certain conditions the draught from the smoke box Will sup ply the fan with considerable power. This will operate tha generator, cause an electric current te heat the auX- Hilary tubes. and thus deliver the eN- cess of energy of Ghe exhaust to hea: the water in the dead space of the h9ilpr
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
CHEAP WAY TO SHOW OFF
ostentation That Was a Makesh;ct to Lend an Appearance
 of Wealth.

THp peftiy woman in tile cross seo5 af a subway car was eoHiiding in her thin friend i,. a voice which was heard above ;hc rattle ot the train, relates the NcN York Press.
 T had Iust picked out the table want cd a trim little thlng to Tit in a corner uf my parlor when who should come III but that telrid Mrs. ShoddY 1 wouldn't hase her know. for the woeld. that 1 was pay ing ul lv &3.50 for the table, so l turned 10 one marked SIS before she saw TIC
 Bnying tshle"' she asked. with that deeelttel smile of hels
 ".lc. sand coollr I have almost dec t'1 upon this oae. 1 said, pointing out 1hr expensive otiar.
 = ou should hove seen her Glaa. 'Isi.'; Il rather e>pen-Nc" she sad
 on, no. 1 said \ ou caa't expect to s5t good .hiags Ter nothing Send that table to Ut address said to the .alcsndu Tn pay foc t on delivery. 1hel l walked out. waited outside un- t.l Mrs. >hodd, went away, then ran back to he >tore. couHtermanded the or der for the Sls fable and tool. the one toI s3.'". Was sorry afterwards that | hadn selected table worth about $le8. 1ust to SIate that woman.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
Fla cts and Proof

Halett Wyo.. Dec. 4th Special An ounce of iact k worth a ton of theory. and it is evidence founded on fact that backs up every box ot Dodd's Kidney Pills. The evidence oI people who know what they do. Mrs. Mary Taber, highly esteemed re-jdeB5 of Hulctt, says.
 Il kroW Dodd's Kidney Pills are i valuable medicine because I have used them. look seven boxes and they cured ne nt a severe attack of Kidney Trouble. fhcy relieved me from the first dose. and when had finished the Iast sbox 1 had no pain and my Kidneys are now "ct.HE properly.
 Do4d's kidney Pills are now recognized all ayer the worid as the greatest Kidney ltemsdy science las eVss produced They cure Rheumatism. DterAH. Gout, Lum baRo. Diabetes. Urinary ard Bladder Troubles Bright's Discase. and all dis orders aiisiug iIom any torm of Kidney Disease.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
CONCERNING CHURcHMEN.

pT. Glennon, of S. Louis, now travel ing in England. is the youngest arch bishop in the world being only 42 years old
 Dr. William Nj. Earring, sA Indianap- oils clergyman. has completed 52 years of active service, in which period he GAS been out of his pulpit on account of Illness but six times.
 Rev. H. Olin Cady, DOW of Evanston, Ill, who has been connected with Meth cdist missions in West China for the last 19 years. has been retired with a pension by the board of managers of the missionary society.
 Rev. G. c. Richards. vicar of St. Peter and Pauls Tedfington. England, has issued a general invitation to the men of his parish to call at the yicarage on Monday evenings throughout the winter for friendly pipe and chat.
 Last winter Rev Dr Halsey, of the Presbyterian foreign mission board visited the missions in West Africa. Since his return he is denouncing Leopold of Belgium and the Congo Free State as the most iniquitous monarch that ever sat on a throne"
 Prof. Orr. of the United Free Church college Glasgow has obtained the Bross prize of s6000 for the best theological book entered in competition The prize is awarded by the trustees of Lake For est university Dr. Orr's book deals with the Old Testament problem
 During his visit to the West of Eng land. Dr. Torrey the evangelist, has learned that Capt William 1orrey. from whom he is descended. left Combe St. Nicholas. near Chard. Somersetshire, for America in the seventeenth century, and founded Weymouth, Mass.
 Bishop Macs, of Covington, Ky., has purchased the Thomas Moberly home stead at Richmond, Ky. for the purpose of establishing home for the band of missionaries connected with the Goving- lon diocese. The house is d magnificent old colonial mansion. surrounded by 14 acres of blue grass farm land, and is admirably adapted to the purpose for which it was secured
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Isic of Pines was held in occupation by cur armies. Then tha Plat amend ment. March ?, 1901, provided that "tGe Isle ef Pines shah Ae omitted from tae proposed constitutional bCurda-ies et Cuba. the title thcre. Q bciug lots = fature adjustment hy t-oaty
 The E~-. winch is quite sfzable. comprising &u area of f.29l4 square miee lies aGoat ia miles southeasf af .na southern coast of fhe province of PiEac ac K!o | has valuable woaas aae valuable soils.
 ''he AaaF.ean residents claim has anoer CUnaa administration almost nothln- Aa~ bers done fer taa= place no improvements made. clocks and otaes publ5a property iY 2 had st;.ae of rela5I TaNts have 10 He raia reg al&ei, h-a if new hrid-e iS wanted lhe rs, iacn.s mus; luiid it themselves. fGgF make furJaer pro5est asairst CuHaa ,aie Ay calling attention to atha haCeas going on all the time hy caypei hasser officials
 To return to the Plat amendment and tbe interpretation thereof In- structt1uS were given by the secretary Of war t1at pending settlement of the title ny treaty the present govern mcnt" = :Ae island continue as a de facto governments; since which issu- anct uf instructions, present govern ment' has been interpreted to mean Cuban government MI. Root held tha the island belonged 10 Cuba as matter of right, a matter of inter national Jaw and as matter Of jus tict
 Is of Pines affairs were presently fur her complicated when We entered into negotiations with Cuba for the two eoaling stations. We got these by payment of an annual rental; but in 1903 a treaty was prepared this treaty providing that in consideration of the eoaling stations. the Isle of Pines be recognized as Cuban. The secession of the Americans from Cu- ban control creates rather delicate situation It goes without saying however. that the situation would be rendered stil more ticklish should or derly con eention llye place to blood shed ..=.,
 ALFRED WiiITEiiotSE
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
THE "COFFEE HEART
It Is as Dangerous as the Tobacco c
 Whisky Healt

Coffee heart is common to many coffec users and is liable To send the owner to his or her long home fl the drug is persisted in You can run 90 or fQ yards and finn ont fl yom heart k troubled. \ lad.= who was once a victim of the "coaae heart writes from Oregon:
 "I have been a habjJual user of cof- fee ali my life. and have suffered very muea i'll recent years from aimons@ which | became "a sfcd wee dir1e. ly l1e to the poison in the beverage such as torpid liver and indi@e-; ion whien in turn made ny complexion blotghv and mu0dE.
 Then my heart became affected. It would beat most rapidly jus, after drank my coffee. and % below normal as the coffee effccJ wore off. Some times my pulse would go as high as 137 beats to the minute My family were greatly alarmed at my condition and at last mother 7crsnaded me to begin the use of Postum Food Coffee
 T gave up the old coffee entirely and absolutely, and made Postum my sole table beverage. This was C months ago, and sil my ills the indi- eestlon. inactive liver and rickety heart action. have lasscd away. and my complexion has become clear and natural. The improvement set in very soon after l made ike change just as soon aS the coffee noison had time 10 work cut of my system.
 My husband has also been greatly benefited by the use of Postum, ard we find that a simple breakfast with Pos tum ie as satisfying and more strength ening than the old heavier meal we used to have with the other kind of coffee" Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek Mich.
 There's a reason Read the little beck, The Road to Melville, in rkgs
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
TIE ISLE OF PINES
TITLE TO BIT or LAND SOME
 TIME IN DISPUTE.
Ameaieaa Residents Very Sure They Want T. Under Uncle Sam-PlaIt Amendment and Secretary
 Roots Instructions.

Treaties of peace are supposed TO settle matters, Sometimes tleE stir ID tHiH~S
 The treaty of Paris. thai arranged affairs for Span and the United States at the close Of the wa between these countries, made no specific mention 9f IsLa Ie PinoS: and since the date of the signing If the treaty there has been more CT less misdndersta landing
 regarding just where lay tide 10 the isle, The treaty makes provision that Spain csde to the United States the island of Porto Rico and the other islands now under Spanish Soyer- eighty in ,Ee West Indies" Those now fighting for recognition of the island as property ef the United States. or at least asking for its an neNarion ta the United States. claim that tho treaty bus disposed of the isle. Those opposed 10 our govern meEt taking over the property. or taking possession, maintain that the Isle b. rights belongs 10 Cnha. because ! spanish decree oi fSts made il an integral par; of Cuba, that f was reg alarly administered as q municipa! district n the province of Havana
 Although the question of title 10 the island has been pending for some time. and a treaty for recognizing the island as btioneins t0 Cuba is still hanging fire iR inc senate. we had almost for gotten the unsettled condition If af- fairs n thaf fruitful sea-girt hit of land The recent stand taken by the residents brings it into decided prom thence. he revolt of small but ap- parent!y determined band ot Amer jeans Americans that give as chief reason for secession from Cuban con ilol their settlement i'll the territory on tae plain understanding that t was to be American territory
 The population of the island Is something ateI S.Qoo. abaut one-third of wHom are Americans. \ dispatch from Havana. commenting on tha sit nation says
 Fully oae-,hird of those now living on 1ae island are American citiz .ns. There has been a steady immi grafton from iha United States. while many natives hats left there since the span isa WAT. coming to Cnba. About half of the natives Wao remain Ike il the little town of NewNa Corona Their inclination k said Jo have the island belong Q tne United States. Their opposition tn the Cuban government was shown by lhe fact that at fhe primaries all inscribed themselves lib- erals
 Tn the official notice of the step 5aileH in the so-ealled territorial con yention. the document stated thdf the people of the island having purchased homes under the treaty of Paris, be- lieving lhe isle United States property. had waited over three years for feeog- milton Of their rights Al the close of the spanish war and during the administration Of Cuban affairs By the United States var department. the
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
GOOD BLOOD FOR BAD
Rheumatism and Other Blood Dis cases are Cured by pr. Williams
 Pink Pilis

"In the lead mines was at work on my knees with my elbows pressed against rock walls, i'll dampne,s and extremes of cold. said MT. | G Meukel, of 291j Jackson avenue, Dubuque, Iowa, Ill de- scribing his experience to a reportcr, and It Is not surprising that l con- tracted rheumatism. For three wears l had attacks affecting the joints of my ankles. knees and elbows. My ankles and knees became so swollen l could scarcely walk on uneven ground and q httle pressure from a stone under my feet would cause me so much pain that l would nearly sink down. 1 was often obliged to lie i'll bed for several days at a time My friends who were similarly troubled were getting no relief from doctors and did not feel encouraged to throw money away for nothing. By chance read the story of Robert Yates. of the Klauer Manufacturing Co, of Dubuque, who had a very bad case of rheumatism decided to try Dr. Will. hams Pink Pills for Pale People, the remedy he had used. In three or four weeks after beginning to use the pills. was much better and iu thr9e months l was well The swelling of the joints and the tenderness disappeared. could work steadily and for eight years have had no return of the trouble. My whole family believe in Dr. Williams Pink Pills. Both my sons use them. We consider them q household remedy that we are sure about
 What Dr. Williams Pink Pills did for MT. Meukel they are doing for hundreds of others. Every dose sends galloping ' through the veins, pure, strong, rich, red blood that strikes straight at the cause of all i'll health. The new blood restores regularity. and braces all the organs for their special tasks. Get the genuine Dr. Williams Pink Pills Ut vour druggists or direct from the Dr. Williams Medi. cine Co.,, Schenectady, NY,
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
MERCILESS ITCHING.
Another Speedy Cure CT aa Itching Humor with Loss or Hair by the
 Cuticura Remedies.

Fer two years my neck was covered witu sores, the humor spreading to my tnr. which fell out, leaving au uHsightiy bltj spot, and the soreness, intamma tlol and mereilcss itching made me wild Friauds advised Cutjcur,l Soap end Cati- cugl Ointment, and after 4 tew applica- tions the torment subsided. to my great joy The sores soon disappeared, and my tlir grsw again, as thick and healthy as ever I shall always recommend the Cutic';rl Remedies. Sgneli Harry ]. Spaiasng loi West lDth street, New York CltE."
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
DETRIMENTAL.

To half do things.
 To be lax. indolcnt indifferent To live half life when a whole life Is possible.
 Not 10 be scrupulonsly clean in person and surroundings.
 To acknowledge a fault and make no effort 10 overcome it.
 To be ungrateful to friends and to those who have helped us.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

my bed. and the doctors failing to help, began using Doan's Kidney Pills. The urine soon came freely again, and tho pain gradually disappeared. l have been cured eight years, and though oyer 70, am as active as d boy
 Sold by all dealers. DO cents box. Foster MiIburn Co.,. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

bad weather brought kidney troubles on me, and 1 suffered twenty years wita sharp, cramping pa
 in the back and urin- ary disorders. l often
 had to get up a dozen times at night to urinatc. Retention set in. and l was obliged To use tlis c1thptpl, | fpoly tO
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
Cures Blood. Skin Troubles, Cancsr Blood Foison-Greatest Blood
 Purifier Free.

If Your hlood k impure. thin. dis. eased. Iet or iuli of hamoIS if you have blead pelzan. eau,er. carhurcles eatiu. s"ie>- setniula- eczema, stehlng, Fisins5 and liIals+ sgehhv, imply skin. bone Pda#>. 'siatiu. facufaat sm. or any blood ot stlh q sea>e. take kotafe Blood Balm tl'. ii. I.l accafdur tu directions Soon ali s9tc> hca aches and pains stop the head Is made B8tr aHa rfeh. leaving the st&H tioe From sNeIN eruption, and gtVing the tch glow at perfect health to the >tlH. N the same t-me. B. E. E. m. moSas the digestion. cures dyspepsia stfenet teHs weak kidneys .Iusf the iaed icine ior old people 5s t esYes them new vigorous blood. Druggists $l per large bottle. W1ih directions Tor home cure sample tree aHd PreIail bv writing Blood Balm o.. AtlaHta ti.t Describe trou- bic aud sfcraf free medical adyiac also >eat in scaled Ie.,er. E. E. E. k cspe- calIF adY5>cd for earoH5e. deep seated csse> ot impure hlaa5 ami skin dselse and cures after ail else falls.
 Subtract irela faness received, faeor4 glanJed and ht h4f5urc | any =meas
 ures ''frefd-Ain. ofl nariIv the balance on either sidt. s utyea suffered tD grow NeH, E.tge. St. I.o4is G!aae.Demacrtt.
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 Some mou afe#h@r oh some aehlayn r3ehe>. and some ale related to presidents q. n>,faEro companies. saturday lfFaa= ing P,sl
 Don't spo7 loar cia'fce. Gsc Re.j .=aa Rail Blue and Arc; thein white 4- eale- All sioocrs, , cents | package Nau could ErGly taal.c w3ft5 b. lieNc that she ougai to judge o5Pt htt>fes->> ability t t4e Way h. tEaai- hzs i.,H4 \. !. Pl,>..
 am sure Pi,o, Cure ior Caa-an.2 Son ,eYe. my l#-e zee cs..s 4s9 @s ltee Robbins. NoiEIea, x. G., Feb. l7 i3'
 Gitctu- -tneto'5.,s sencratY p.9gs that silence .~ -e}de,a
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
Grumpy Pa.

"llaw maglIleentlr your daughter sWe"ps into q room,
 eNes Ii she could sweep out room that well. she'd hc some use to ner mother lev eiaud Leader
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
IN CONSTANT AGONY.
West virginian's twful Distress
 Through Kidney Troubles.

N. L. Jackson. merchant of Parllers- burg, N. Va, says: ,'' Driving about in
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Mir W C. Schutz. Nire President md Geaeroi Manager of the F. R Rice Map- rantfie Cigar Co, of St. Louis has re- turncd with his family from an extended trip to Europe, and finds decided in, Cigar. which because of Its uniform cy- celenre has taken hrs5 rank a~ a choite Havana Cigar 1t Is handled hv all prominent dealers throughout 1he United States, and the business of the F k. Rire Mercantile Cigar Co. HOW amounts to ham drcds of thousands oi dollars annually. Their 5e cigars called ''3O5,' and another Agents" are rapidly hernmng leaders oi the world Smokers should not forget these brands If they desire an especially fragrant and refreshing article.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Aftrr | man has succeeded he lases IT, tcrest n those who ate Sdll trying.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Sa.nn people are always wiling to .c7l the truth Uhea 1t is ! .sag gjecable .o some bods else N ! Press
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07
BITS BY HE WAY.

Women are not photographed in China
 Monkeys have a peculiar dread of snakes.
 The artificial manufacture office ea. es back to lIS3
 The average cost of clothes in IHaix Is dime year.
 The sense of smell is weaker in ne female than the male.
 Lemons are used for soap iu many lemon-growing countries.
 An engine going q mile a minute
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

f.ood dousekeepefs asc thr bezt that's WhY thef buy Red Gross Ball Biae. At leatag gsocers. , cents.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

ThHre i$ often a lot ot drty alley to fr3at porch religion. fhs Gomm9Rer
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

An engine going a mile a minute gives 20 puffs q second
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Doul sBo1 yaar cia, hes Gsc Rs.i .-a=5 RaH Blue and lzrc;, fhem white eale All eIoVors, 1 cents | package
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Git:ctHl 4tHetaf.5,s sencraitY 2.91s that silence. IS -o'te...
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

am sure Pi,o', Cure ior Coa-oa.2 op ,"ve.. lu4#l.., zee Ycats ago Mss 'ltps Eolpius. Norolea, A E., Feb I7 R7
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

You could hardly l9al.c wae t.5 h'- levc ihat she ougat to judge u5p1 httsfes'>> ability =ta t4e way h. traai- h5s 1.taliy. \. !. Plo>..
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Subtract from fateaS received. fAYorl granted and tI3.a h4ltgec | any=meas. urc. ''fr.eud-hila. 0rl nariIv the balance on either sidt. .s uevca suffered to grow NclA latge Sf I.ouIs G!aac. Democrat.
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Some mcu sfc har eh. some aehie1e r.cie> and some aie talatcd to presidents q. zu>, ftrrt eeupat#e>. saturday HFea= ing r, ,l
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

fa4.of,s Gae9eIsee EemcGs s1 Swees Gaa and MG.ef=I- Natate Eaeattemedg Cafes Couza-. aiG>- rrah and Consumption and 4I4 lI.aaat aGG .Uaz troubles A mug eI>.> -je., 5a-.f Sfltst per bottle
The Monticellonian., 1905-12-07

Send s.lsirsss and ~illshas you how tn mStets ! jay absolutely sure ~s 'ou free, you uusk n . addfsss and ws stil iBrantse scl.S proht
 VI rite at 9TIs5e. 1870 Detreis, nseA
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-06-28
KodoI DYspensia Cure.

Digests all classes of food, tones and
strengthens the stomache and digestive
organs. Cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Stomache Troubles, and makes rich red
blood, health and strength. Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure rebuilds wornout It's
sues. Gov. G.. W. Atkinson, of
w. Va. says:'1 have used a number
of bottles Of Kodol Dyspepsia cure and
have found it to be a very effective,
and indeed, a powerful remedy for
stomach ailments. / recommend 1t to
my friends. sold by all druggists,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-06-28

The late Sir X. Christison, NJ. D., OF
Epingburgh, testified at a recent trial
that there existed poisons which left no
trace of their work behind. He was
about to mention one when the Judge
stopped him remarking that such
knowledge was not desirable to be
bruited aboard. Next morning Sir Rob-
ert was beseiged with inquiries con
tanned in letters, asking for the name
Of the poison. The writers, Of course
p~rofessed that their interest In the
matter was of an entirely scientific
nature.