The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-06-23

We have only one book and under circumstances OF
which we have no CONTROL not dispose OF it, 1t is
of very little value to and would be OF none to any one
else but Mr. Cakins OF the First National Bank of Welsh
can supply YOU with many you need, and you do
your duty this little leather back book you break
into society," and the sest members will Timber up like
dshrag With this little book properly filled up you
will have no hard work to get into society," in fact the least
work you do the sooner you recognized If you can
get sufficient amount OF money, society will recognize
you and will ask how you got it, and the more you
look and act like pirate the quicker you will get
reserved sea-mnus charges usual made for reserved
seats in Legitimate performances. Now had
sufficient funds to enter not tell you anything about
the inside workings. Our observations have been alto
gether from the outside We told by man, whom
we enabled to buy meal on time. that he earlier in life,
occupied position in society way up in "G'-whatever
that means but when he lost bis money society called an
extra and fired him out of the kitchen door and
wouldn't let him stop to talk to the cook We were
so cked at the idea of assocang with person who had
once been in society that We bowed another quarter on
him. and purchased two drinks of pnetOp" blind tiger"
LIQUOR and from the way he seemed to relish the stuff we
came to the conclusion that he had been out of society
long time or never had been in the cream of society,"
Several months Ger this went to New Orleans and we
decided have good time If it cost $3.50 We rode
twice on the street car got of ice cream took
% cent drink and slept in so cent bed That night we
dreamed that society had suffered too long without US and
had sent for We went, of course, to accommodate
society," for if there anything that do relish it is to be
accommodating. We give fellow once one of Uncle
Sans FIVE dollar bills for his check and the next day
found out it good but never the less we accom-
modated the fellow. Well were going to say society
sent for u.s. The fellow Sit sent big-necked chan
with a god-headed walking stick. We went over to
society hall and went into the wine and drinkabe room
the first dash out OF the box He told another fellow there
with apron to bring US all of the finest imported
drinks in the house. that he had friend there that sociev
had suffered too long without and that wanted to show
us what hghlife This mention of high.life made
US feel kind OF suspicious for at one time we mt Soma
high life hound belonging to man by the mama NJ
Huckabou and the said dog cut capers that he neve,
thought of before After while this butler thew c.1,d
him. returned with the whole butler family and "a II
in New Orleans It impressed all of the buters had
spoons-and glasses and bottles. They poured ont ,
dozen bottles OF dheren KINDS OF drinks and about &c
bring them over 70 US when all at big chunk O.
plaster fell from the cealing and struck US in the ,.
woke us up Gosh 1t made US mad. Just think how ne.
we came of being loaded the finest without Goethe
cent Had IL noe been for that piece of pas.er =;
minutes we would have been glorious wa have
had any use for plaster since. We cut our anoor -,
summer and Jesse Billion offered piece of
a7d it as much Is we could do to keep from ,.;
mad. The thoughts of plaster makes US msd.yet
Now as the young man at Bell City did not sond , ~
stamp for reply We are forced to reply tbroncb -
columns OF the Journal as any can use the corm,.
a newspaper much cheaper than they can the u .;,
You can always get the use of the newspaper COLUMN
much easier than you the use of twocent .t.u
We will say in conclusion, that before you % into
cs.y IL would be good idea to select brand tn,
nth Il twenty year guaranty. Ten years ~ thi
So :. all YOU will live TO carry and you can ,eo ~,
ton wears to your children legacy or ,1;mh..ar
,-bch ever you please and ever run acros. ho.s,
hook than those supplied by Mr.. Cakins for getting n,
society and can't raise the money to nav postars
tbo book We will walk over TO Bell City some s..urd,
evening after work hours and bring TO YOU without AZ
C. O. D. charges on It,