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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

When woman falls in love you
can't make her believe all men are
alike, and when she has been married
ten years you can't make her believe
that they aTS not.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

A Pittsburg teacher notes that COL
lege professors are paid less than
many cooks. Well, perhaps the cooks
are really experts.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

There is a man in Brooklyn who
has a gold brick worth real money.
There are such gold bricks. but they
are about as rare as the conscience
that will not let its owner dodge his
taxes.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

Thousands of children in New York
have no breakfast at home before
leaving for school. It was wise mis-
sionary who said he could not convert
q hungry man, and we listen to hear
z teacher apply his words to another
field.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

Pennypacker of Pennsylvania says
he believes the devil is an editor. This
shows that a very small reason may
sometimes totter on its throne.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

A leading critic says: Few Of the
poets are now working at their trade. v
How does he know. since the real
poets are always dead?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

A California professor has invented
logic machine, which on being fed
with major and minor premises gives
the correct conclusion. Congress
would have no use for it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17
TRAINS IN COLLISION.

Passenger, Running as Douhle.Head-
er, Hits Switch Engine.
Rock Island, ILL.,, Feb. 15.-A south
bound double-header passenger train
on the Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul railway, collided head-on with a
switch engine at Moline yesterday,
killing Engineer William Doolin of
Chicago, and fatally injuring Engi.
neer Charles Stapleton of Rock ISL
and. No passengers were hurt.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

New Yorlx's gilded youths have call.
ing cards for their dogs. Thus host
ess knows at once which to address
when they are ushered in.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17
WISCONSIN, TOWNS CUT OFF.

Deep Snow Renders Railroad Traffic
b. Impossible. Ii, Il.
Menolninee Falls. Wis. Feb, is. go
Except for telephone communication
this village is cut OF by deep snow. A
passenger train on the Milwaukee,
roads short branch line is showed In.
the snow being as high az thepsmoke-
stack .Of. the engine. The passengers
are tGpm foFta hls Richlapd Center re;
ports paa... Trains wing reached there
since Saturday on account Of snow
slrifts. Fl ii
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

An English clergyman says that
meat makes man immoral. This may
explain why he trust is boosting the
price.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

It's an ill wind that blows good, to
nobody. The "glass-put-in" man win
have plenty to do for a while in Rus
STA.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

1t is fortunate for the Oberlin stu.
dents, perhaps, that Mrs. Chadwick
didn't sign Russell Sages name to
those notes.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

Sir Henry Irvings son is to play in
Hamlet" May he never be troubled
by the apparition of his. fathers
ghost!
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

Watches are now made only an
eighth Of an inch thick Your pocket
book looks thin, too, after you have
paid for one of them.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

New York dealers in automobiles
report the sale Of over $1O,O0O,000
worth Of their machines in the last
two weeks. The gasoline age is upon
Us.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

President Stillman said any banker
is likely to make an error, Aunt Cas-
sic Chadwick agrees
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

1t is found that Mrs. Chadwick's as
sets amount to about 100000. Fool
ish woman. Think of the fun she
might have had with that much
money.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17
IN. a,ndieaa, ~ m,..,...

Tho Handicap Of Marriage. 81
Wife You'll miss half 1.-THE, fun k,you
don't take me with you. "a 7,S.s., ~, !.
Husband slpreparing for little trip
to Paris) Perhaps. but Ill miss the
other half II / do.-London Tattley.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17
FAILS IN EXAMINATION.
Roy Better Cannot Enter Annapolis
Brother Will Try.

Washington, Feb. 15-Congressman
Buchanan has been advised that Roy
Better of Royalton, Mimi, cadet at
Annapolis, failed in his examination.
He cannot be reappointed owing to
the fact that he is two months over
the required age. Mr.. Buchanan will
appoint a brother of Better to the po.
sitiOn.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17

There Is popular distrust o. the
proposition to monkey with the prune
crop.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-17
Crimes and Criminals.

A dispute over a lease is ascribed as
the cause which led to the murder at
Louisville of Mrs. Rosa Chambers,
by Benjamin Byers, who then killed
himself.
John Kangas was found guilty of
murder in the second degree in the
Ontonagon, Mich, circuit court Kan
gas was charged with the murder of
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
CITY NEWS
TOWN TALK

$3,00O,0OO invested in farm mort
cages; no losses. Barnes Brothers.
New York buckwheat flour at Empire
Mills, Ninth avenue and Third street.
Handicraft pottery, made from Red
Wing clay at Handicraft Guild, 926
Second avenue S. ~"
Four per cent interest on your say
ings if deposited with The State lnsti-
tuition for Savings, SIT First avenue >.
The Century News Store, 6 Third
street S, is the place to leave your
subscriptions. See us before you send
elsewhere.
Never buy real estate without hay
ing the title insured by the Title In
surance & Trust company. Costs lit
tie. worth much.
Surety bonds, burglary policies exc
cuted Immediately. U. S. Fidelity &
Guaranty Co. Howard & Wilson, mgrs.,
210 New York Life.
When you want information concern
ing surety bonds, burglary or liability
insurance see Fred L. Gray Co., l2l2'
1926 Guaranty Bldg.
book, "New Tables of Stone,''' suitable
for Christmas, at McCarthy.'s book,
store, Nicollet avenue.
Rev. Carl D. Thompson will speak at
3 pm. today before the public owner,
ship party at 723 Nicollet avenue. His
subject will be "Socialism and the
Home.
Westminster club will meet Monday
with Rev. DR.. J. E. Bushnell, 1917 Vine
place. DR.. A. G. Bennett will read q
paper on "American Contributions t'
Mr. and Mrs. John w. Hutchinson
will give some oldtime songs at thu
socialist meeting at 45 Fourth street
at pm. today. Thomas w. Luca!
will speak on "The Trouble in Eu
rope
Miss Janet Priest of ''The Maid an!
the Mummy company will e We tall
on the drama in the university chape
Tuesday afternoon. The talk will b'
one of the series on the drama that L
being given at the university.
The directors of the Tri-State Tele
phone & Telegraph cy~lpany. have de
clared the tenth quarterly dividend a
the rate of per cent per annum on tn
perferred capital stock of said company
payable Dec. l, 1905, to stockholders o
record of Nov. 25, 1905. The transfe
books of the company will be closes
from Nov. 25 to Dec. l.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
ONE RESULT OF THE
CHAPMAN CAMPAIGN

A tangible rccuIt Of the Chapman
evangelistIc campaign YVES received
yesterday ct the local office Of the
Columbia Phonograph company. The
following letter Il ceif-explanatory: 3.
Eureka, S. O., Ncv. 2e- 1905.
"coIumbia Phonosraph Co., st. Paul,
MINI.
"Dear Sir: Az a result OF my
change Of principle and ! hope, heart,
brought about by the CHAPMAN re-
i vivai and the grace Of God, return
/ to you $3.50 for a phonoaraph repro-
/ ducer that ] stole from your store
i about two months ago. s--...t
"Trusting thct thIo will help re-
i store your faith IN God and his pow
| er to change a mans heart thru con-
| secrated efforts en- the part cf his
chosen ones, am yours for the new
| lie. learned th-t the ?r!ce Of the
/ reproducer wss $3.50. "hich en-
close"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
SEES Her SISTER
BURNED TO DEATH.
GIRL OF FIVE FAILS IN ATTEMPT
TO RESCUE BABY.
Florence Beach, Years Old, Plays With
Kerosene Near Stove and in an In
slant Is Enveloped in Flames-Her
Sister Makes Brave Fight Against
Death. .,-H .g

Two mere tots fought death. in it's
most awful form heroically but unavail-
ingly yesterday afternoon, when little
Florence Beach, 3 years old, was burned
to death in the presence Of her sister
Lille at their home, 9O3 Girard ave.
nue. N.
Lille, herself only 5 years old,
dragged the flaming body of her sister
thru two large rooms and down a steep
flight of stairs to the street that her
life might be saved by stronger hands,
but at the doorstep the child fell un-
conscious and died shortly afterward.
Mrs. Stanford Beach, mother of the
children, had gone to a neighbor s home
mediately after starting fire in the
kitchen stove. While she kindled the
fire the child stood near, intently watch
ing the work, and scarcely had the
mother left the house when the little
girl saturated a piece Of paper with
kerosene and set it afre on the hearth
The flames fared up viciously and be.
fore Florence could dodge back freal
the stove her clothes were on fire and
she fell to the floor screaming piteously
for her little sister to come and save
her. s>Sf ID. .s = .r--,~
! Lille WAS in the next room and see
ing the child's plight ran to her as
sistance and began the struggle to save
the little life. Tugging and pulling
and all the, time screaming for help
Lille worked her way thru the two
rooms to the front stairs and then has
tily to the street. Here she was val
iantly trying to extinguish the flames
with her bare hands when the frantic
mother came running up. u -.
Leaving the dying sister in charge o.
the mother, who soon had the fame
out, Lille ran to the home Of the near
est physician and brought him to th'
rescue, but it was too Late and when h
arrived Florence was breathing he
last. Tho flames extinguished, Mrs
Beach swooned and remembered moth
ing more until she was told that he
:; daughter was dead. Last evening sh
). was suffering from the severe nervou
shock vet she staid up until late in tn
/ night soothing the other children, VIII
were frightened by the sad accident.
The remains of the little victim vii
be taken to Long Prairie, ,thesmother
former home, for interment and al
rangements will be made for services a
the Minneapolis home before the sol
rowing party leaves. 3'.,... 49,. '. -"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
GERMANS MAKE
Up IS PER CENT
STATE CENSUS BUREAU ISSUES
INTERESTING STATISTICS.
Figures Show States Population Of
Those Born in This Country of For
eign Parentage-Those of German,
Swedish and Norwegian Parentage
Constitute A Per Cent Population.

The state census bureau has issued
foreign parentage table to supplement
the nativity table issued last week.
The nativity table showed the number
of persons born in foreign countries.
The parentage table shows those whose
fathers were born in foreign countries.
1t comprises those who came from for
eign countries and their children. Those
enumerated in this table comprise those
generally spoken of as Germans, Swedes,
Norwegians, Irish, etc, altho as mat
ter of fact the children are American
born.
The three leading elements, Germans,
Swedes and Norwegians, retain the
same relative position as five and ten
years ago. In five years the Swedes
have gained 81 per cent; the Germans
81 per cent, and the Norwegians 3
per cent The German element con-
stitutes IS per cent of the total popu-
lation of the state, the Norwegians con-
stitute 1871 per cent, and the Swedes
1875 Der cent The Austrians have
gained 6S per cent in five years and
the Russians 40 per cent. The Ger
mans, Swedes and Norwegians, together,
comprise practically A per cent Of the
total population Of Minnesota.
The rims nave maze nOCdDle Sdlus
in the past few years and now rank
eighth in the state. In st. Louis county
there are $4,000 Firms. The German
element leads in thirty-eight counties
of the state, the Norwegians in twenty
six, the Swedes in eighteen, and the
Firms in one. In Isanti county the
Swedish element constitutes SO per cent
of the total population, and in Chisagt
county 6s per cent of the total. II
Norman county the Norwegians con
stitute 81 per cent of the total popu
lation, in Pope county 4S per cent, ii
Polk and Roseau counties 40 per cent
in Grant county AZ per cent. In Carve
county the Germans constitute So pc
cent Of the total population, in Brow
county Al per cent, in Stearns count,
"A per cent, in Scott county 40 pc
cent. .5-...-, +. ~ ~. ii, : : ~ - I
In New Ulm the Germans make 5
per cent of the city 8 total population
In Virginia the Firms comprise 33 pc
cent of the total. The Germans lead i
st. Paul, Winona, Saltwater, Mankatc
st. Cloud, Faribault, Rochester, Austir
Little Falls, New Ulm and Owatonns
The Swedes lead in Minneapolis, Dr
luth, Red Wing, Brainerd, Cloquet. Th
Norwegians lead in Fergus Fails
Crookston and Albert Lea. The Finn
lead in Hibbing, Virginia and Eveletl
In the city Of Winona there are 3,95
Poles. -.
The total foreign parentage popul;
IL e.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
The total foreign parentage popula-
tinn of the state is as follows:
STRUCK BY INTERURBAN

John G.. Alvin, transient, fell in
front Of an interurban car near Nicollet
and Washington avenues early last
evening and was painfully cut anil
bruised about the head and shoulders,
ington avenue and stopped in the mid
die of the track, altho the car was
but few feet from him. Before the
motorman could stop Alvin was knocked
down and dragged several feet by the
fender. His face was cut and scratched
but no bones were broken and he re-
fused. to be taken to his home in the
patrol wagon. He was carried into
Hughes drugstore at % Washington
avenue S, and DR.. J. O. Berg dressed
his wounds. He was then taken to his
room in one Of the downtown lodging
houses. ...s -.- A.,
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
IRON FIND IN WISCONSIN.

Marinette, Wis, Nov. 25.-Excitement
over the iron ore discovered over Mis-.
ouano island continue and one expert
states that all the indications point to
another Gogebic range there Property
in that vicinity is changing hands at
values urheard Of before. In all about
so, 900 acres have already been sold.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
WEAR DEAD BIRDS
WHILE AT PRAYER

a The following, paper. written by
Cyril Potter, q ,1o-year-oid member
Of the kenwood Audubon society,
was read at the regular meeting of
the society, and was received with a
storm Ct .appiause:l"ts. d,,.G s,'< '."
DEsTRucTior H. oFoRbRDs. ',
!. .mGa ,ag nenbera OF the. ,kenwood
Audubon society. - .-u 4,'9I.. r..3.
, "This little band was organized by
Mrs. Ames, our leader, and the prin-
cipaI of the kenwcod school. .
"This society Is made up of school
children only. 3.i =
at was organized for the purpose
Of taking care of the birds and anil
mails which we love-. '-
"The other evening | went to a
church meeting.
"There was q big crowd there.
"When looking around counted
| ten people within few feet Of me
praying to God, while on their hats
they wore the wings and dead bodies
| of some Of Gods own creatures. the
poor, little, harmless birds. ...
"Oh, what a grand world this
world would be If the people only
practiced the love they preach"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

Imported fruits in syrup
Chutney, Preserved Ginger, Crys-
tallized Ginger, Fruit Butter, Table
Sauces, Bottled Water, Dufy's
Cider, Mrs. Kidd's Pin Money
Pickles, Sap Maple Syrup, Gus
tard Sauce, Plum Pudding, etc.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
Hotel Wayerly,

Well make it warm for you when
cold weather comes. -.
Two suites, private bath.
Two single rooms. ~
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
Holiday Tours via
Erio Railroad

to New York, Buffalo. Boston, Cleve-,
land and Pittsburg. Flat rates. No
extra fare on anv Of our trains Lib
eral stop-overs. Full information from
j. R. Porch. T. 2. A., 603 Pioneer
Press Bldg, st. Paul.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

Posing for holiday Photograph
should Be arranged for. at once. The
Sweet Studios, Syndicate Arcade.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

We cover the globe. of bald headed
men with French toupees. Brahl's. 4O9
Nicollet.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

Finest hair fob chains for gentlemen
out of ladies' hair. Brahl's, 400 Nicollet.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

DAYTON 8 Greatest Annual Silk Sale
begins Friday, Dec. /, at 9 O'Clock.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

Observation-Disclosures Sdraughtsman.
Kees & Colburn, 603 Kasota bldg, city.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

DAYTON IS Greatest Annual Silk Sale
beoins Friday, Dec. l, at 9 o clock.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
Y R X 4
Esth Phones Private Exchange 35s.
Thanksgiving
Everything in readiness at our
store. Our new imported and
domestic fancy groceries are on
DISPLAY.

The most satisfactory Coffee
on the market-it will cost you
only 30c to try pound of this
celebrated coffee. d ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-15

wrathfully declare that because
these two particular boys had
thrown away their chance TO reform.
hundreds Of other maynard boys
aud girls In King county should
forfeit their chances and be rushed
off TO Walla Walla and herded In
with professional thugs, thieves and
mnfderera.
1T was only am experiment. said
Judge Frater. And "A lot more ex-
perimonting viii have to be done be
fore We arrive AZ tho best resulta.
! am sorry those two unfortunate
policemen were put to unnecessary
trouble, and that the boys have
temporarily escaped But think the
police department of the city ought
10 be able 20 catch those two little
fellows for me again without a great
deal Of exertion. aud | Will under
take 10 deal with them some other
way"
And what will you do, Judge. "
the writer intcrpoaed, ~ the police
department questions the wisdom
OF your next experiment.
Judge Frater'a answer came
promptly and with decision.
IF choose 10 turn those boys
loose a dozen timea." said he. 1T
Will be the duty OF the police TO
catch them for me and bring them
back here. II doesn't matter wheth-
er the police approve OF the Juvenile
court or not It's their business 10
act under the law. I shall expect
their assistance from chief down TO
special ] have been selected To run
the juvenile court. and | am going
TO do II. II will behooye the police
department TO attend 10 It's duties
and permit me 10 take care OF
mine"
The police reporter says that the
beu Is tolling for the repeal OF the
Juvenile law; that the city officials
unite In sounding It's kneil
Pray. what have the city officials
70 do with tolllng the bell for a
@aie law; or with the knell OF the
juvenlle law. OF which they are but
The humble seryitors7
The police reporter means TO say
that the hammer Is tapping.
Judge Frater. himself. who has
tho administration OF the new law
m hts hands. has no power to pull
on tho rope that sounds the knell
OF this law. or of any other state
law. And he has no desire 10. He
10 too busily engaged In attending
70 his duties under that law. Nor is
ne the man to cry quits or fall
ure in the first fortnight OF the
iuveplle experiment. lie is doing his
best to make the new law a success.
and, Notwithstanding the rebellion
OF the police department. nor the
criticism of the prosecuting attor-
neys office. It's a safe wager that
he will come as near doing II as the
next one
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-15
PROPOSAL FOR SEALED BIDS

PROPOSAL FOR SEALED BIDS
Superior Court, State of Washing
ton, King county. No. 47307. In the
matter of the Reeeivership OF The
Evans Manufacturing Company.
In pursuance Of an order OF the
said Court, the undersigned Re
ceiver will receive sealed bids for
the plant and machinery Of the
above named corporation, consist
ing Of a fully equipped Woodwork
ing establishment. with a quantity
of material on hand. All bids should
be accompanied with a certified
check for ten per cent. OF the
amount of the bid. All bids are
subject to the approval of The
Court. The same will be sold as
It now stands, free and clear OF all
encumbrances and can be examined
at the plant at Latona, on any fore
noon prior to the END day of June,
where full information will be Civ
en-. The bids will be opened by
the undersigned at his office, No.
634 New York Block, at ten o'clock
in the forenoon of June 23rd, to
whom all bids should be sent.
William A. Dougherty, Receiver
Rossman and johnson, Attorneys
for Receiver,
900 Pacific Block.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-15
(nY NAN nYxnEEl


My compliments 10 the police re
porterl
believe he Is honestly mistaken.
His loyalty 10 his good friends in
the police department. aud his con
fidence in the wisdom OF their ludg
ment, have led him into a mistaken
rebellion In printers lax against
the only law that offers any rem
edy FOR seattle's worst evil
Seattle'a worst evil Is her lncreas-
ing criminal element among boys
and girls In their teens And the
best remedy yet suggested II the
juvenile court. with Judge A. W.
Frater. a man of sound Judgment.
wide knowledge and generous sym
pathies. al the head OF II.
The state Legislature. urged by
nubllc-spirited citizens from all por-
tons OF the state. saw fit 10 pass
the Juvenile court law. In other
states the Juvenile court had been
tried out and splendid results had
been attained. That Washington
needed a remedy for the youthful
criminal evil no one denied. and be-
cause the Juvenile court law held
hope Of such remedy. Il was one OF
the most popular measures passed
by the legislative body.
Judge A. w. Frater was selected
TO preside over the Juvenile court in
King county. Everyone agrees that
a better selection could not have
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-15
cOLHX "HELLO
GIRLS" STRikE

COLFAX. June ia sensation
was created here this morning by a
strike In the local telephone e1-
change.
Miss Lemma Endsley. chief OPP
orator. has been Ill for ten days.
and In this connection an unsavory
scandal has been circulated. Two
operators, Mrs. Fora HEREFORD and
Miss Stella HEREFORD, announced
their intention Of leaving should
Miss Endsley be reinstated. She
returned and was dismissed by the
manager, and Mrs. HEREFORD was
appointed, whereupon all the op-
orators struck and went down to
the bank TO receive their checks.
The manager then dismissed Mrs.
Herford and installed his stenog-
rapher. Miss Stella Dickey. and the
girls all returned.