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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
Holy Name Picnic.

Things are booming for the all-day
picnic and outing at Boucher's Wood
land under the auspices of the Holy
Name Society of St. Mary's Church
on Thursday. The picnic promises to
eclipse all similar entertainments of
the season and there will be special
and amusements. There
will be music during the afternoon
and evening furnished by a portion Of
the Naval Academy orchestra.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
DR.. B. B. Browne.

Of the Eye and Ear staff of the FJohns
Hopkins Hospital, VIII be in his An
napolis Office, 66 Maryland Avenue
This Wednesday, AugustIoth, from 10.
to II 0 o'clock, for professional work on
the Eye. Ear and Throat. ali It
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
Ordered to Academy.

Lieut.. G. S. Lincoln is ordered TO
the Naval Academy September /.
Ensign &. p. Snyder is detached
from the Chattanooga and ordered to
the Naval Academy.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14

TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN-After
search OF the ID pers IN this Office. !
find no charges filed against George A. Basil,
OSWALD TILGHMAN, Secretary OF state.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
LOOK LOOK LOOK |

We wish 10 call attention 10 the
people of Annapolis that we are
better prepared to furnish ICE
CREAM CONNECTIONS, etc, than
ever before. Ice Cream Of all kinds,
Carmel, Chocolate, Strawberry,
Banana and Peach. Also plain
Cream, Milk, Butter and Eggs on
sale at all tunes. Best goods and
lowest prices. We guarantee every
thing sold by Cardes Bros, If not
satisfactory we will make It good.
Send In your orders Phone ST.
Orders promptly delivered.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
TO GETTYSBURG.
THE SILK HAT PRINCE ALBERT
BEAVER CLUB
" IFlII VI ' y = =
Excursion to Gettysburg,
On Tuesday, August 22nd, 1905

Two statues will he unveiled at
Gettysburg ON that day The public
in general are cordially invited u eo
on the excursion.
Train leaves Baltimore X Annapolis,
Short Line Depot at 945 a. M Re
turning leaves Gettysburg at 6.$0p. m.
Fare, Round Trip, Adults, $I.75.
Children, under II years, soc
Esy~D Don't forget the date August
22nd, 1905. a9 Nv
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
WANTS, LOST, FOR SALE


Wants For Sale, For Rent Lost. Found. &C.
sot e1cceding lines. inserted ONR WEEK, or
less. for rs Cents and additional lines in pro-
portion-fo be accompanied ov the CASH
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
Gasoline and OIL stoves
p EP a r D.

And put in thorough order by exper
fenced man at little cost For particu-
lars, &c, apply Ia A a. Sites, black
smith shop, Dock street. OF call phone
AK Stoves called for and delivered. -
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
Candidate For The Legislature
w. FRIsBY ANpERso.

W. FRIsBY ANDERSON,
OF the second District, announces himself
a candidate for tire Legislature, subject lo
the Republican Nominating Convention
which meets IN Annapolis. August 2jrdOlheI
papers please copy. add
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
Notice to the Public.
Fresh Butter Cream, Milk, & Eggs
Wagon Delivery Every Monday.
Ladies Rlbbed Vests. 100 values,

Mr. {. NJ Myers. proprietor OF the Boom
Held creamery, OF WatersvfIle. Nd. wishes
20 inform the public Of Annapolis. that he
viii put upon the streets OF Annapolis a
wagon 10 deliver Choice Butter. Eggs,
Poultry, Cream and MIX. Every Monday,
until further notice.
e orders LEFT at CardeS Bros. store West
and Prince George Streets VIII ressfy,e
prompt attention.
.s c. N. MYERS.
Proprietor.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14

EOR RENT 5 Room Houses on North
West street. $1,000 a Month. l House on
Calvert street. o Rooms. l2oe month.
Apply 10 Edward Weiss. allw
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14

Susceptible. Your doc
tor will tell you why he pre-
scrihcs it Tor thin blood, weak
He vii explain why it
gives strength, courage, endur-
ance. Sold for nycars. ;;s ~ E ss:
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-08-14
LOST
LOST.
FOR RENT

For RENT-ONE FIVE ROOM HOUSE.
; 500 per month. Apply TO VIM: Duval.
Jri slIw
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

Baltimore, June ga number Of
gigantic skeletons Of prehistoric In.
dians, nearly eight feet tall, are report,
ed 10 have been discovered along the
banks OF the Choptank river, in this
state, by employees Of the Maryland Ac.
ademy OF sciences and are now at the
academy's building where they are be.
ing articulated and restored
The collection comprises eight skele.
tons, OF which are those OF women and
children. They are not all complete,
but all OF the larger bones have been
found and there is at least one CON.
plete specimen OF Il male adult. II il
believed that the remains are about 1000
years old. Signs Of the camps OF later
Indians also were revealed about ten
feet above the graves which contained
the skeletons, At one point on the
Choptank where the remains were found
there are steep shelving ellis OF sano
and gravel that extend TO the waters
edge. Beneath this bank is a layer OF
mari. The graves are in the sand a
few feet above the hard mari and were
covered by deposits of between twenty
and thirty feet Of sand and gravel
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
How Names Are Made.

The teacher was trying to make out
the name of the new pupil, shiny lit
tie negro boy.
"Joseph whati" she said.
Joseph Propkins Juice, me'em."
Joseph Propkins Juice!" repeated the
teacher wonderingly.
A hand shot up from the other side
of the room and voice piped out.
please, teacher It's Joseph the
Prophet, king of the Jews, Tompkins
and he lives in our block. He can't talk
plain yet.-Town Topics.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
PAYS TO ENTERTAIN.

Among the members of the National
Editorial association, during their in.
spection of the local salmon canneries,
laudatory comment, relative TO the
cleanliness OF the packing operation
was common. In the hands OF excellent
hosts the visiting editors We're shown
every phase of the work. They were
escorted TO the different canneries in
the city and manifested great interest
in, not only the magnitude of the in
dustry, but in the systematic manner
in which the canneries are maintained.
And as much as they were impressed by
these features, the atmosphere of clean
illness apparently appealed to them
more. why those tables are as clean
as my Kitchen exclaimed the wife of
enc of the party. She but voiced the
general opinion which was prevalent,
more particularly, among the fairei
sex who are especially htted TO perceive
the virtues Of cleanliness. Each visitor
was given a can of Royal Chinook sal
mon. These souvenirs, the recipients
assured the donors, they would pre-
serve as mementos of the occasion. That
the editors and their guests were pleas
ed is most gratifying. They hail from
even the most remote parts of the coun.
try and are in position to do a great
good for Astoria's salmon canning indus
try. The papers they represent offer
innumerable media of publicity. Through
these an intelligent idea OF the fisheries
here will be conveyed to thousands of
people, who, under normal circumstances,
would hear little, or nothing, as to
Astoria's salmon canneries. This broad
cast publicity can not help but give As
toria a place among cities it has not
heretofore enjoyed. There is no reason
why such should be productive of very
material benefit to the canneries, to the
people and to the city.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

John Henry" said the disappointed
wife, why don't you get out and hus-
lie like other menf II you had taken
advantage of your opportunities and
exercised your talents we would have
been In sff1uent circumstances by this
time"
'Id do 1t, Maria" he eIplained-'T'd
do Il in minute If It wasn't that some
fellow would begin writing magazine
articles about how ] got my money,
and want to spare you all that wor-
ry."-Judge.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30


The wolf at the door howled baleful-
ly all night long
But the man In the house slept peace
fully until the morning. Then he went
to the door TO get the paper and was
confronted by the weary, hOarse wolf,
whose endurance had been exhausted.
Get of my steps" said the man.
Didn't It disturb you when ! howl
edT' asked the wolf.
why, no. Ny wife has taken the
baby TO visit her mother, and your
bowling made things so homellke and
natural that forgot my loneliness and
slept the sleep Of the just. st."-Chicago
Tribune.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
REPLY TO NONENTITY.

The Astorian prefers that it shall be
ruled by an itinerant, an idiot, per-
son blessed with a generous vein of
ego, whose ability is so far below medi-
ocre, it permits of naught, but lame
English and who is possessed of swol-
len head rather than by one who has
lived his life among a people, only to
earn their contempt.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
A Rural Conversation.

"Hey, boy, where's your brother?"
"In the barn shoein' horses"
where's your mother?"
"In the barn shooin' chickens"
"Where's your father|
"In the hammock, shOoin' flies"
Butte Inter Mountain
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
KILLED AT FIRE.

South Brooklyn IN. " BlaIe Ends in
Death of Man.
New York, June 2o.---One life has been
lost and two fremen received serious
hurts in South Brooklyn fire. The
property loss was only $500. William
Gardam was suffocated while trying TO
reach the street TO obtain aid for hia
wife and a servant girl, The fremen
were on hose cart, which they drove
into an elevated railroad pillar TO en-.
cape running down three women di.
rectly in its path.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
From bad so Worse.

"Yes, ny wife used TO get nervous at
night every time she heard noise
downstairs, but | tod her II burglars
ever got into the house they wouldn't
make any noise"
Il suppose that cslmed her"
"Not much. Nov she gets nervous
every time she doesn't hear a noise."-
Catholic Standard and Times.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
A Place For Him.

First Floorwsiker-Poor old Bjones
has completely lost bis hearing. I'm
afraid he will lose bis job.
Second observation-disclosures. Hes
to be transferred to the complaint
desk.-Phllsdelphia Record.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
His Romance.

Death was Ayn' all around
MIME balls kissin'
Up the dust in little spots,
Dustin shells a.hissin',
Seen him flop his arms an drop
Near the rattlin' drummers,
An ] bent and took these words ;
From the lips OF Summers:
Coin, Jim--it hurt me hee,.
tBlood was spurtin from it
Shell wound in his side--as he
Put his hand upon itl
take this letter back TO her
Baby-Dick and Harry"
Then his voice sank lower. Jim
Who'll take care o Mary"
That was at Antietam,
When the war was ended
Hunted up his widder an
Tears an sorrow blended,
Leaned to kiss the baby. but,
Kind O. shadder hit 'er.
An ! lost my bearin's an
Bent and kissed the widder.
Seemed like treachery TO Joe,
But her eyes was heaven.
What did | keer il there was
Five, or six, or seven
Children on her hands, an IL
Summers says ary
Word against it, can say
I've took good care O. Mary.
Detroit Tribune
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

Dime novel publishers will now 90
out of business. Tales of "Deadwood
Dick" killing forty Indians in two
minutes, washing his hands in seven
buckets Of blood and carrying off the
beautiful maiden, with the wavy blond
locks, upon his manly shoulders; oS
"sly Harry" the veteran sleuth AID
his thrilling capture of a band of
train robbers; of "Uke Magluke," the
Terror of the Sea-" and of char
acters of like ilk will no more grace
the windows Of book stores to leech the
small boys nickels. Young Ameri-
cans will now read the daily press offer
ing vivid accounts Of PIRACY on the
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
COMMENT

In San Francisco, man, in attempt
ing to shoot a cat, narrowly escaped
hitting a woman. Fortunately, the wo'
man was not his wife, otherwise he
might have regretted that he did not
succeed in exterminating the "cat."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
Not 4 Real Poet.

Bill-Who's that swell across the way
in the up.to.dste automobile togsl
Jim-That's Gasoline Sprocket Perk.
ins; he writes verces for the magazines
Billie doesn't look bit like poet
Jim-Who said he was.--Chicago Post.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

Dispatches from New York say that
Charles Brinsmade, while on his hon
eymoon was raving maniac. Such
intelligence recalls that he must have
been mad when he stood before the
altar.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

At Birmingham, Ala. two trains
collided smashing number OF cars,
Now the Louisville 4 Nashville and
the Southern railways win simply have
to purchase some new rolling stock,
Where no casualties occur, wrecks
have few virtues
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
PREHISTORIC
Bones FOUND
Maryland Scientists Unearth Giant
Skeletons.

Eight Specimens Discovered along the
Banks OF choptank River. Nearly
Eight Feet Tall win be Artieula
ted and Restored.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

A dredging company in New York
has thrown up contract. This should
interest physicians who are studying
phenomena.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

If bovines are turned loose in the
streets of Odessa, or in LodE, what dol.
orous suffering win result. 1t would
be well TO import a few matadors from
Spain to govern the ire the red flags
may cause to arise.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

Missouri has removed to California
Secretary of War Taft has been invited
to attend a mass meeting in San Fran
cisco at which the Native Sons of the
G, W., will SHOW him" what's what
in the yellow peril proposition.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

High Seas" or "AIutmy Aboard the
KniaE potemkine."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30

A western editor remarks as follows:
when a girl is first engaged she fig
ures on a ten room house in swell
part of town. As the time goes on the
house gradually decreases 10 size until
it is a four room structure. Then the
fancy trimmings are left off, and next
the house is located in remote part
of town. Finally, when the wedding
comes Of it is announced that the
couple reside with the brides father.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
IN LIGHTER VEIN.
lust so.

Just so.
When everything goes crooked,
And seems inclined to rile,
Don't kick nor fuss nor iidget;
Just-you-smile
Its hard to learn the lesson,
But learn it ii you'd win;
When people tease and poster,
Just--you-grin!
When some one tries to do you
BY taking more than half,
Be patient, firm and pleasant;
Just-you--laugh,
But il you find you're stuffy
Sometimes, OF course, you willy
And cannot smile nor grin nor laugh,
Just-keep-still
Arthur Chamberlain
Wisdom.
Men called him stupid, dull-yet he
prevailed,
And won the maid, where all of them
had failed.
But was he witlessI Read and you
shall know
Why she, at least, refused to think
him so.
One day he said: Il would not seem
unkind;
But, do you know, your hair looks
queer behind"
She tucked the wild strands under
meath her hat,
And thought: Wise man, to know
as much as that"
She wore a gown--a late and modish
thing,
And he at once, its praises sought to
sing;
The yoke, the sleeve--he mentioned
every point,
Commenting sanely on each tuck and
joint.
The other women he would criticize,
And view them through her biased
eyes.
In argument, he secuted reasons laws;
He claimed that this or that is true,
"because!"
-
He won his suit while at the matinee; +;
The idol handsome, debonair and gay.
Stood forth a hero! He refused to
ieer,
But softly murmured: Heavens
what a dear"
PUCK.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
OF Local Significance.

OF Local Significance.
Hello Bill. The Bonhomme Richard
left out"
"Whatsa
"Ehy'
What did she leave out1" The ma
tive's lips curled in scorn, he east a
plying glance upon his interrogator
and meandered down to the dock to see
II any craft had arrived in.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-30
Far Worse.

Far Worse.
Mrs. Crawford.-Now that the honey.
moon is over, suppose that you find
your husband has grown economical
with his kisses,
Mrs. Youngthing-He has grown to a
worse stage than that, my dear. He has
grown economical with his money
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Today.
The grass hath drawn its tide across
thy grave,
And. like a pearl within its heart Of
wave,
A daisy lifts its head:
While, sweeter than the double reeds
of Pan,
Or violin OF some soul troubling man,
The river sings a.bed.
And, in the fragrant, blossom. spotted
hedge,
Or where the clover ripples in the sedge.
Glister the wings of bees.
o hear o me, o heart O. me, my love,
Canst thou not hear the cooling, milk.
white dove
Between the crested trees!
/ have forgiv'n thee-And thine error
too,
have forgot; O dear one, let me WOO
Thee, as thou art, in Death.
/ will thicket thy grave with roses red
And gold-with thorn to guard and buds
to spread
Jewels at ev'ry breath.
Hugh M'Crse, in the Sidney (Aus.)
Bulletin.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-03-30
PROGRAM Series A.

UNCLE JOSH
No. 10 Husking Bee Dance
1918 Uncle Josh On automobile
DUETS
$40 Under the Bamboo Tree
100 Whoa Bill
MISCELLANEOUS
81 Arkansas Traveller
653 Mocking Bird Medley
ouARTETTEs
4'S Night Trip to Buffalo
457 Trip to County Fair
512 My Old Kentucky Home
BARITONE
81 Way Down Yonder in the
COrnfield.
378 Amt That Shame
55S When You Were Sweet SIKH
ORCHESTRA
243 Night Alarm, descriptive.
COZ Suzanne River
1855 Hiawatha
IS In the House of Too Much
Trouble
3O43 Teasing.
BAND
4lS Hands Across the Sea
.'13 Stars and Strips
1887 Jack Tar March
47S Liberty Bell March
1896 Stadium March
628 Jolly Copper Smith
MINsTRELs
GA Laughing Song
GAP Hear Dem Bells
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-26
Gossip o, St. Louis Awards.

Washington gossips are busy with the talk of scandal in connection with the awards at the St. Louis Worlds fair. The rumors have gone so far as to charge that money consideration would purchase a prize metal and blue ribbons were lib- orally handed out whenever the price was forthcoming. Of course. much of the talk has been brought about by reason of the continual friction which existed between the national commission and the Exposi- ton company. The governments attitude toward the fair officials is critical on two scores. Exhibitors who have been aV arded the grand prize and minor prizes are still at a loss to know why the final awards. which are subject to approval by the national commission, have not yet been made. and this is explained by Sem ator Carter, wEo says that the responsl- bility lies entirely with the exposition au- thorties. The government has not yet been informed why 1t was that the fair officials saw fit to sell for $450,00o property on the exposition grounds which was esti- mated by experts to be worth 1000 900, and unless such explanation Is made sat- isfactory to the national commission be- fore July 1 a congressional investigation Is almost certain.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-26
vandal Not Yet Caught.

It is not believed that the authorities have been able to discover the identity of the vandal who is said to have mutt lated the old mahogany table upon which rested the Bible kissed by President Roosevelt when he took the oath of of flee on March last. It was reported at the time that member of the diplomatic corps deliberately cut piece hali an inch thick and several inches long out Of the table. It has been claimed that the offender was seen while in the act or cutting the table by a member or the police force, but he did not dare arrest him, as members of the diplomatic corps are immune from arrest. This may be true, but no person has ever been men toned as the guilty party, and even if the offender could not be arrested it would have been difficult to have kept his iden- tity from becoming public. The old table is valuable from a sentimental standpoint. as all the Presidents since Buchanan kissed the Bible which rested on its top.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-26
How th6 Stomach and KidnOuS
 Depend on th6 Inside N6PV6S

Every day medical science becomes more simple-and more certain. Simpliei- ty and certainty go hand in hand. For science has learned that while there are many diseases, yet there are but few real causes of disease That is, there are many names by which we know aches and pains and disorders. But most of these ailments spring from a common cause
 For instance, indigestion, sour stomach, heart burn, dyspepsia and all stomach troubles-diabetes Brights disease and other kidney disorders-heart troubles, liver troubles, bowel troubles, nervous ness, fretfulness, sleeplessness, irritabil- ity-all of these ailments are due to a single cause. Painful. disagreeable and dangerous. though they be. they are not separate diseases-and they are not to be treated such. They are merely out ward signs of inward trouble-nerve trouble.
 Understand first that we have two en- tirely separate nerve systems. When we walk or talk, or act, we call into play a certain set of nerves-nerves which obey our mental commands. That Is why the arm can be raised. or the mouth opened, or the eye shut, at the slightest desire. That Is why your fingers can delcately pick up a pin one moment. and hold heavy hammer the next.
 But these are not the nerves we are to consider here.
 There Is another set of nerves which manages and governs and aetuates the heart and the stomach, the kidneys and the liver and all of the vital functions You cannot control these nerves. By no supreme. effort of mind can you make your heart stop or start-nor can you even make 1t vary by single beat a minute And so with the stomach and the liver and the kidneys and the bowels-they arc automatie--they do their work at a cer- tain set speed whether you are awake or asleep-whether you want them to or not
 It Is on these inside nerves that life and health depends. So long as these nerves perform their proper duties we are well and strong. When they fail we know 1t by the inevitable symptoms-stomach heart, liver. kidney troubles. And these troubles have no other origin. ever. than in these same nerves For the stomach. the heart, the liver. the kidneys. have no power of their own. no self-control. They owe their every impulse to the inside nerves. The nerves are the masters. The organs their slaves.
 These automatic nerves are sometimes called the sympathetic nerve. This name is given them because of the close bond of sympathy which exists between all branches. This explains why stomach trouble often develops into heart trouble