The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-10-21

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Doctor-Do you talk In your sleep?
Patient-No. l talk In other peoples
I'm a lergyman.-Brooklyn Life.
Bob Smith is sick abed." HAS he
got anything dangerous" "Well. he's
got young DR.. Jones Town Topics.
Knlcker-Is he successful bust
ness man? Booker suppose so, he
boasts that he Is going to be investi-
gated.-Puck.
Husband-Well, l must say that all |
fools are not dead yeti Wife (afrec-
tionately)-Tm glad OF it, dear.
never look well In black.-Illustrated
Bits.
Tommy, why Is it that you are al
ways fighting with little Willie Bus
kirk p "'Cause he can't run as fast
Record Herald.
THAT man says a dishonest dollar
never passed through his hands" Not
II he could help It," answered Senator
Sorghum; The always held on to it,
Washington Star.
Genius" he said, should never be
hampered with the cares OF a family"
Mistake" said the married man, "in
this extravagant age 1t takes a genius
to keep a family"
Citizen-what possible excuse did
you fellows have for acquitting that
murderer? uryman-InsanIty Citi-
zen-Geel The whole twelve Of you?
Cleveland Leader.
Citizen-Why don't you nominate
good. honest. incorruptibIe man for
this office? Politician-What's the
use? Well have a good majority with
out it."-Cleveland Leader.
Poor fellow, l pity himl The en-
gagement is at an end" "Graciousl
Do you mean to say the girl has gone
back on himr Worse than thatl
She has been married to him"
PA" asked Tommy, whats the
difference between assurance and
Insurance." well, my son, one is
what the agent has and the other is
what he persists in trying to sell you"
Teacher-If a man gets four dollars
lOI tlknl uOulo ud VIM
would he get II he worked ten hours
a day? Johnny-Ten hours a day?
Geel He'd get call-down from de
union.
Now" said the teacher, who had
ben giving an elementary talk upon
] architecture, "can any little boy tell
me what 'buttress' Isl II know
= shouted Tommy Smart. "A nanny
goat"
Sympathetic Lady-very sad that
your husband should have lost his
legI How did it happen? Mrs. Mug
}, gles-Why, he got run over by one o
! these ere substraction engines, miss
Punch.
i Mrs. Observation-Disclosures then
j numbers on the automobile fer
Hiram7 Mr.. Enthusiastically
that's the feller's score. 1t shows how
9 many folks he's run over.-Chicag'
5 Daily News.
:, Mike" said Flooding Pete" dom
;, you wish dot you was one O. desc her
trust magnates?' Nav" was the an
swer; 'it 'ud be too much like tradin
of a good appetite fur case O. dys
epsy."-Washingto Star.
Stop she cried: IF you dare t
put your arms around me l shall
= "What7" he asked when she hesitated
= "Humphr' she replied, IF you ha'
any spunk you'd go ahead and fin
out."-Chicago Record Herald
Dat dog o. mine" said Mr.. Eras
IS tus Pinkly, keeps on a-tryin' to whu
AZ ev'y four-footed critter dat come
a. down de road" HE must be a ight
"a err" .No, sub He amt no fighter
!, But he dom seem able to reco'nize d
~ fack."
ave had quite a prominent actor a
2 a guest at our house the other ever
lie ing" "Graciousl didn't you find
hard to entertain himT "Oh, no, W
II lust handed him bunch of phot'
g graphs and his own was among then
as He amused himself for hours. "-Phili
delphia Press.
d, Miss Oldgold-Before l give you N
to answer, Count. tell me one thin
When my freshness of youth is gon
" and the hand of time has diminishs
d. whatever beauty possessed; when a
vancIng years cause my cheeks to ia,
w and my charms to vanish-tell m
se, Count. will you love me then? II
ad Count do.
tn First Cabman--What did you char
that stranger for driving him aroui
the corner to the hotell Second Ca
m man-Four dollars and ninety-sev'
ay cents. First Cabman--Why didn't y
he make II an even FIVE dollars? Secoi
W. Cabman-Because four dollars al
Id. ninety-seven cents was all he had.
tn Lippincott's.
How do you get so many subscr
lid ers?' asked the visitor to the office
the great magazine. Just betwe
M YOU and me I'll tell you the secret.
he the manuscript sent in l keep l 8
nd swer the contributors and tell the
IN the stuff will be used as soon as ava
able. That makes them subscribe
got for fe."-Indianapolis Star.
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go Serpent Immune from It's Neuo
In one Of the most important thin