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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Better as 1t 10.
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MUa)lIe Res sIsItT. -
 There is disappointment in Tennes- see because ex-Governor Robert L. Tay- Tor and Senator F. W. Carmack, candi- dates for the United States Senate, will not canvass the State in joint debate. It is better for the Democracy of the State as 1t Is. Taylor and Carmack in Joint debate would cause breach in the party that would require years to heal.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
An UnSaaling Sign.

Mobile Register.
 Reports from the various cities, towns, hamlets and communities .indi- cate that the schools of Alabama will be largely patronized the ensuing school year. This Is another unfailing sign that Alabama Is enjoying a season of great prosperity.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Nurses. T.Ivas Shortened.

scientist has given some statistics of the mortality among hospital nurses. Thus a healthy girl of II. devotinG herself to hospital nursing. dies on an averaKe twen- ty-one years sooner than girl of the same age moving among the general pop uiation. while a hospital nurse at the age of 25 has the same expectation of life as a person at the age of ss in the ordinary community.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
welcoming the ssaboard.

The coming of the Seabord to Annis- ton, whether by way of Jacksonville or Wellington will mean cheap coal for Anniston. and therefore greater indus trial activity. That the Seaboard Is coming to Anniston and as quickly as is practicable there appears no doubt
 It Is merely a question of route, with route. ....
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
want. to Capture Yankees.

Endurin of the war what we want ed was to capture the Yankees! We need to capture them now. worse than ever. Yes, to bring them South to get rich by sharing our opportunities and maturing prosperity. If Alabama could just capture a few thousand of them, they'd soon have an hundred thousand captured Yankees in Ala bama!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
A Clever Outlaw.

Eufaula Times.
 The Ozark Star mentions the fact that a Dale County citizen, named John Outlaw. came in the other day and made the editor feel glad. As a general thing men wearing that sort of a name makes the newspaper men hide out and seek quarters of refuge.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Has PrestIge ana ExperIepce.

ITOY hItSStHEtI,
 There is continually some talk of op- position to Colonel A A. Wiley for Congress from this district. The op- position is all right, but Colonel Wiley should be reelected, as he Is now ad- equately prepared to give us excellent service. He has the prestige that it would take any other man years to gain.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
WiII Do Nothing.

BIFmIngh ham Ledger.
 Congress will do no great legislation this winter. That is already decided upon. It will be amusing to watch the President yield to the determine tion of his party. There will not be any Republican division this session of Congress.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
AUGUST, l9oS.


 IT. S. Noble. Circulation Manager of The Nlontgom4ry Advertiser. being duly sworn Mhve:
 The foregoing statement of The Aayer- 4aser'e circulation for tho month of AMgast 4a0s iJ true and correct. and compiled after Ral returns from news boys. news agents and Ieft-ever copies have been deducted.
 E. B. NOBLE.
 Circulation Manager. sworn to and EGbseFibsd before me this 2lst day of September. 1905. (seai1 Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
siLa nf Rnasla.

The immense size of siberia Is Erapn- son All of the states, kinRdonas. principal ities. empires. etc. of Europe texespt Sil Ens- sia). and all the Uuited states. i1etna'aN Aiaska. could be plsued sias ez s.os . in Siberia. and yet they will lttussihoFs '"@h aevar that immense eounryt
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
shnn Geergia's Example.

OUIIH4AH IHJDuuE.
 When the Alabama campaign for Governor sets In, in good earnest 1t is to be hoped that there will not be such an exhibition of mud singing as in Georgia. ''Noblasse oblige.'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25

4 balloonist who has been sailing above various cities and taking look at them from that point, tells us that each city. when looked down upon. has its distinctive color or hue. He de- seriaas the appearance of a number of thsea, but doesnt tell us anything absut PhiIadslphis. We suppose 1t has a, dark hre~n shade.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Wbat State Papers
 lire Saying
RanaiaE en IHiE Naane.

Birmingham Herald.
 John T. Rich proposes to go to the Senate from Michigan. He seems to think his family name entities him to a seat in 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
shaula Ga fa GehanI.

TaIIassee TFI-COuntfy Weekly.
 There is no factory town in all Ala banla where morality Is more highly valued than among these people at Tal- iassee. And education is all needed to make them an enlightened people.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
snltnn of euIu One Alaena.

BlrminEham NeW8.
 The Emperor of Korea has been giy- ing entertainments in honor of Miss Alice Roosevelt. So far there are no reports that he proposed to her, so the Sultan of Sulu Is one ahead of the Emperor of Korea.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Bsnaa te keep up the Record.

DChdID IktCUIU.
 Birmingham stands fifteenth among the cities of the Union in number of yearly arrests made. They are so anxious to keep up their record that they have taken to arresting their policemen and police commissioners.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25

A contemporary says killing mosqui- toes is fine employment. Yes, and one requiring good marsmanship.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Sidewalk peneilings
schools wiIl open Today.

Ding-a-ling!
 No, it's not an ice cream cart. Nor Is 1t the angury of the approach of the itinerant person peddling peanuts.
 That dfng-a-iing today brings sor- row to the hearts of many a future Montgemerian. It brings Joy to some very few. For today the public school system of Montgomery begins its term of 1905-06.
 superintendent c. l.. Floyd has an-- nouneed that everything is prepared for the largest attendance in the his- reEistration was unusually large and the first days attendance will in all probability be approximately great. The work of the day will simply te the seating and arranging of classes, grades, schedules, etc., and the pur- chase of books and supplies.
 Before the end of the week, however, the schools. will all be in nlid-season working order.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25

Mary Brown had lovers by the score More popular than any girl in town. And yet she had but two-not any They stood near while the ball score
 was put down.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25

ssme ef the nswsrspsrs are roasting a Ee~port wenaan for giving her dog a royal burial Perhaps she has noth- ing else worth burying.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25

The Columbus Enquirer-sun cant un- derstaud how Baron Komura escaped without having an operation performed on him, but possibly it is not yet too late
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
rrixhtrned.

May--was Charlie frightened when he kissed your
 Fay--well. he seemed glued to the spot.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
His opinien.

T see by the papers the silver dollar is going out"
 We'll I guess that's right; I don't see any coming in"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
An. There.

He won't do it-~he has said no re- peatedly.
 That's all right; you see he shutters He really said 1t only once
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
New Position in the Bank.

Lady-What are you. little man?
 Lady--Dear me; you are too small
 Boy--Oh, no, mann; you see the boss said when q iadv asked where he was was to tell her.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
aIafy.

He Is a Singular man" dual lives"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Not yvhat she nxpeetea.

Lady--You lazy tramp--I suppose you are going to ask me for something to eat?
 Tramp--Certainly not, mum; I mere- fy wanted to present you with hand some new set of false teeth for your dog. I'm representing me own com paily that's fnanufacturing them. Good morning.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25

The Advertiser is one of the VERY FEW Southern Newspapers that prints sworn detaiied Circulation Statement every day tn the year. Showing the actual number ef complete co-ies printed and PAID FOR. We don't include the free copies.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
HnFa on Hirm.

Did your play have q good run No; but the actors did"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Suited.

Has Boethby, the actor, found a role at last that suits him
 Yes; he gets 1t with maple syrup
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
Beae0na,

T don't see the reason these girls wear open work stockings"
 Well, the reason is generally appa-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-25
ARMY OFFICER's SUICIDE.

MT. J. Harris. of Mobile, is here.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

Judge Pancoast's opinion Of the old
gang rule Of this city IS entitled to
weight for. being 2 Republican him.
SELF II he had any bias az an it would
naturally be on the side cf ieniency.
Judge Fancoast says what he means
and says it straight from the shoulder.
end this IS what he said IN sentencing
SIMON Simmons The other dey:
THE conditions which have ex sted
in this city are a disgrace to our civil
ization. Irthe city officials Of Guthrie
performed saefourth Of their duties.
such conditions could not exist here.
You are thug. am sorry the law
does not give me the right to put you
away for longer time'
It may seem hardly The part Of poi
icy to put such things forward in a
city campaign. for thereason that they
are not good advertising. That is very
tsue. Such conditions are very poor
advertising, but for that very reason
II is highly appropriate that the atten-
tion Of the people be called to the fact
during the city campaign which is the
time when they can register kick
that viii be potent enough to turn out
the old Republican ring rulers that
are responsible for the condition rerer-
red % by Judge Pancoast
II conditions exist there IS no use
shutting ones eyes and dreaming that
all IS lovely and refusing to wake up
fer fear the dream would end in view
Of the Eight Of the day and return to
consciousness. No matter about the
advertising business. that viii take
care Of itself il conditions are made
right and the citizens having only the
best Interest Of the city al heart are
put IN control Of affairs. Now is the
time and the only time when the peo-
pie can speak with power and the in
dications are that they viii deliver a
forcible verdict at the polls next
Tuesday
What Is needed Is mayor and city
council TO make proper ordinances a
city marshal to apprehend sad arrest
Offenders and a city attorney capable
ana willing 60 prosecute The condi-
iions ieferred 70 by Judge Pancoast do
not come aboat by chance, but are a
profile oashcot Of the methods Of city
government used by the old party
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28


eN' tre o-@"ef.
ii f o' At' z oaaf 81 tcn.efe-
sisters should nate formal
pseie see'r 'ne acceptance q q
h'it q els7'eN ta me anne. can iioara
~ me tefeien Nissen@fy s1c'ety iieAl
sonn II NoeReieiier- Nr. hocHeieiief
sess 'Ae NeW tofh W9fha Aas oeea
ne need end SOW nna seaias Of tae
STANDARD OF irpst "this compsny
oeeiata tho min'.ters' stands BEFORE
the raniie l,naer repeated a71 recent
iqfnidaole indic-menis in specihc
terms ilr -meihcds "hicn are msfally
ln'Quitoas and socially aestrue'lfe
They might have psen more explicit
lney have esne to ne paoHc fecofas
e. snow h1W Ar hockeieiiet ts e. n-
mercial agencies Eave pers'sten'iy
cNnnfe9 Win railroad masnaiaa 70
pisaN tae Jaws hoW tney nave ce1e
acts q. violence seainst Af ltocAeAel-
iers business Fiyais' hIi9ed legislators
70 h's gan @uoo'neo tl'' es'ineny q
'''eA - en' '''''i9 WIN ''s
couf'a' -he isets are So notorious as
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28
WHAT OF y. N. G. a. WORK?

Among the recognized agencies for
the neral well being Of every city is
the Young Mems Christian association,
always known by the familiar initial
letters OF Y. ". c. A. Fer a numbSr
~ years. beginning IN 1889. this or
eanization Aoarished in Guthrie. but
fer some reason during the last few
years 1t has suspended animation.
The reason FOL this condition Of af-
fairs r. nct chargeable to the plan Of
work sEered by such an organization
b0s TO negligence and lack OF energy.
The need fer pleasant moral aad
hellthy meeting place for young men.
which should be open and hosptable
az on times both to the boy at home
and the visiting youth, is very great.
It would seem that the time TO re-
new this work is quite at hand The
opportunity waits on the men.
AS an Illustration Of what some Of
the aeighboring cities are doing the
following is taken from Che Muskogee
Times:
"A substantial foundation was laid
last night at the Commercial club
r7oms. for a Y. NJ. c. A. building and
organization. In response to the plan
Of the committee for a popular sub
scription to the capital stock Of a
building company over ss,5O0 was sub
scribed by the small company in at
tendance. Committees were appoint
ed 10 solicit subscriptions and within
2 few days there viii have been raised
$4,000. the estimated amount neces-
slry to put the project on It's feet
"The Y NJ. G. A. organization is be.
coming popular. Il IS good business
% maintaln thrifty Organization in
this community The y. NJ. C. a..
rooms furnish a pleasant resort for
the youns men OF the c.ty. It en-
ccuaees innocent amusements. phys
ical culture and moral elevation. There
is no project that Is better worth the
investment SCHOOL, churches and
resorts Tor healthful and moral enter
tainment go hand Ia hand to establish
3 e.iy as good place IN which to renr
a family Let the good work proceed.
building upon a substantial founda-
tion."
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

For the Spring Festival OF Grand
0pera given by the conried Metropoli-
tan Opera Company al Kansas City.
March 3lsi and April 1st, the A.. X &
T. Ry. viii have IN effect rate OF one
fare olus 80 cents for the round trip
Tickets on sale March Goth. 81 and
April ist Good to return up TO mid
night April Srd See Katy's agent
abcutlt ana go.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

At one Of the Western army posts
IN the days Of the Indian fights there
was young lieutenant who was care
ful to see that the regulations relat-
ing TO saluting were faithfully OBJ
served One day a soldier who was
leading an obstreperous mule to wat.
er and had both hands fully employed
in the task WAS met by the lieuten-
ant. The soldier. who had an occupa-
ton which demanded his undivided
attention, failed to salute the marti-
net, who Immediately called him to
account for his remissness.
Why do you not salute an officer
when you see him?" he demanded.
you hold this mule and / wlll,"
calmly returned the man.
But the lieutenant did not insist.
and the regulations were broken.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

Gang and the bosses Il Is up to the
people to say whether they want these
ccad tious continued or a new deal
under the. control of the allied citizens
On election day d1nt Indulge IN tbe
Illusion that the old party gang has
presented something new on account
OF little fresh paint daubed on the
old ticket by the manipulators Just
look between the streaks aad you will
see 1t IS the same old grimacing visage.
Vote for good city government and
tho Citizens ticket.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28
DELINQUENT TAXES.

one q ihe most dihioui, subjects
tasi has ever epgaeed ihe attention Of
koee.nmenis and municipal orsaniza-
ticas ). De equitable distribution and
collection 81 taxes it seepss That the
ella that binder tho worl'iae Of the
BEST laws may be conveniently group
"a ints two bodies The hrst q these
ercops includes those responsible TOT
une9ual and unjust assessments. i
Is notorious fact That some men
with $4,000 are assessed at $4,000,
while others owning The game emount
eet Of with Sooo. These are not iseiat-
Ga eases either Nothing but thorough
inyestigafi-n end firm decision on tae
part Of ihe assessor can even partially
prevent fhese constantly recurring
frauds The hande of the assessor can
9e wonderfully upheld and made
tsyqe through The united efforts and
Information known 70 the Aonest tax
PAYERS = g not meddlins with other
re-ples business but only en- endeavor
to 1oclre Justice for ones sSsi to give
ne assesser valuable Information
which VIII enat;e him to more ef'ci-
entiy peffosm his daties.
The second Of these groups consists
of the Delinquent taxpayers composed
q those wig do not pay On time and
these who never pay at al. To set at
scnething like an estimate Of the pro-
portion q taese two classes Of deiin
quenis 4 misht nos be unfair 70 note
tne number delinquent ior personal
tAx "a 1903 and the number delinquent
Ter l9v4 which we're due Jan. 10Th.
From the advertised list there ap-
pear7 20 be 1909 people 10 this county
Who n'se no' paid Their personal taxes
10Y isv5 These range 10 amounts
irom few cents . over $500 dollars.
a number are over 500 and a large
number range in and about s25 70 $50
No o7e appears TO have taken the
trouble 70 foot up the sum total Of
these but It d apparent from a glance
that the amoiint is large.
From thsj second advertised list It
.apneaes i)fsre are 1880 persons in this
county who have not paid their per
sonal tax for 1904, due last January.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28
Aow To TELL a eoILgp Zee.
Betting Man Made Money on Il, but
OF Course No One Else VIII.

Betting Man Made Money on Il, but
Of Course No One Else VIII.
The betting man said to the wait.
er;
Boil one egg. Cooi Il and put 1t
among half a dozen raw ones. Then
bring all the eggs together in to me
on plate"
The eggs. in ten or fifteen minutes.
came in. They were examined care
fully by everyone in the room.
Il will bet ten dollars" said the
betting man, that NO one here can
pick out the one cooked from the six
raw eggs"
This bet was taken.
Thereupon tho man spun the eggs.
toplike, on the table. one by one. All
spun poorly, with a wabbling motion
save dark egg, which spun as stead.
lily and truly as a top.
This dark egg is the cooked one"
said the betting man. Ee opened it.
and SO II proved "A boiled egg" he
explained, spins beautifully. An IN
cooked, liquid one spins in poor
unsteady way. The difference is
plain, and anyone can tell IT,"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

people viii not be found enthusiastic
enough for statehood 10 pay for and
stand back Of movement net having
the backing of law and regularity
rhen again. judging the future by the
past there has been nothing In the
history Of past statehood meetings and
conventions or even LEGISLATURES to-
warrant us in the belief that a conven-
ton So called would not be partisan
free Alulhall Enterprise.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

Birdie Mcclure win not be IA the
ncxt congressional race ior delegate 10
congress. The Republican candidate
wll be either Jake hoaberts or Dennis
Flynn. end the Republicans win have
an entirely new campaign slogan. Il
win 20 vote the Republican ticket
and set immediate stetehood7- Law
laa slale D,maoTat
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28
oot - 80 h -.

Ihe Guatemaian minister had -
.ea1cd reception "a Washington re
ceat.y. A. he Nas leaving ne sails 70
The negro who called the carriares
Can fhe carriage OF the Guatemai,n
ninister-you understand. Gua5ema.
Ian minister. Yes sir; UNDERSTAND
perfectly sir. he replied. and thea
SHOUTED az lhe top o. MS lungs -The
cafFiage for tie Watermelon minis.
teri"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28
Asour coNsTIru.
TIoNAL CONVENTION.

II re could believe that a conven-
ti,n called Of the two territories for
ne purpose cf framing a constitution
would hastea statehood We would be-
ia favor Of calling such conven''on.
b ls net at an certain that congress-
would receive such d move kindly
aaa besides iae facts ere the pecple
generally ere poi feeling so desperate-
iy n earnest about setting statehood
es some people would try 10 make as
1tleye, Tie Fact Is ihe present siiu,
e-ea AZ far as fhe eofeumtni Is eaa.
ee1pei' Is 20 sa,isieeisy that the
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

Mechanic-If your cistern must hold
Just 200 barrels, how VIII We ascertain
the exact dimeusions2
Farmar-oh, can find tha. In my Cal
cuiator Why, yes. here 1T is or paee 81.
1t must be eitSer ga feet Ia diameter
and 2 feet deep, or s1s feet Ia diameter
and 10 feet deep.
sawycr-Your walnut log 81 "A inches.
ia diameter and i6 seei long and accord
ing % scribner. viii cut just 400 feet Of
Farmer-Ms Calculator Crare el) says,
fl3 feet, and / know thHt rs rules and
tables are correct. hence ] cSpHct pay
ment for 4lS feet.
The above examries from the cAcn-
later illustrate how -ssliy nra rapidly
anyone can calculate with tkis tscru. AID,
mandy little book. wi.ice sEnii' pe iu tite
hands Of every farmer m.cha'iic and
II will reduce the weight of load oi'
grain Of any kind e. bsshris in less time
than it takes 10 toa it
II viii also show az a elance me inter
est on any SUM fcl nuy tine az any rate
per cent the value of cattle hogs hsyf-
coal. cotton art all kirds ot mftenar-
dozen The correct measurements n
lumber logs. cord wood. ciFtrin. tanks.
wagon beds. Bins corn CRIBS nnd car-
peniers. riasterefs snd er.ct1fers
work The wages board and ia for
any time NJ various rates per weak or
month. Besides q contains many "thei'
ufeful and valuable inbles
everyone who prefers io take the siin-
plest tie shortest Rnd ihe easiest way
for doing his work shoWd possess COPY
~ this useful and convenient Pocket
Manual. Il VIII enable everybody tn ur.
come proficient ana Uuick in Figures artt
20 many young person IL may rfnNf ict
be a stepping stone SO a successfl hH~ir
ness career
copp cf rhis useful and pructcHt
work should be 10 tha hands of every f-
divldual because few indeed err w ster.
aud retain ir ffeir rI.n4- eN thf riIies
and huudreds af igtrrate prrce-~.ie iu
every conceivable problem fher 3 kills
t0.eccur is efsily and feHdilY -olred ~
anvono famiiief with Ifrl urfnfif.-~ li-
pockrthook FORM. ihus heiuS conVenisnt-
for outdoor use,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

Ten thousand demons enawing away
at cne's vitals couldn't be much worse
than the tortures OF itching piles. Yet
there's cure. Doan's Ointment never
fails.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

The Capitol National bank and those
with it appear on the de-
lnQuent tax roll for 1903 for S143151.
What Of the county's lien for taxes?
Property In the hands Of a receiver IS
not exepmt from them
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-03-28

Amos Ewing has ceased oiling for
a spell. He IS onto a new scheme
tinting carp with cohineal and selling
Il for salmon. Sounds fshy, but Amos
Is there with the long throw