The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-10-25

Three best bets. More Graft.
Still More Graft.
New York Evening Telegram.
1t must make a woman green with
envy when she thinks of the telephone
talking eve when it is under the
ground.-Staunton CYaD Leader.
1t is said that there are 100000 life
insurance policy holders in this coun.
try. And most of them haven't a word
to say.-Cleyelard Plaindealer.
If the insurance companies are hard
enough up for that, they might take
a risk on the life of the Cuban Re
public.-New York Evening Mail.
Warder Of the Pit: Heat No. 1856.
543 with forfeited policies, quick. Here
comes one who was president of a
life insurance company."-Washington
Times.
The earthquake has got around to
the country ruled by Castro in time to
supply him with new holes in which tG
put the foreign investors.-St. Louis
Globe-D Democrat.
Said Railway Rates to Tariff Bill,
We'll meet this winter on the Hill"
Said Tariff Bill, in quick response,
I'm after you, though, dear AlphonSe.'
Washington Times.
1t is just because Mr.. Cleveland'a
arguments against woman suffrage
are mot worth replying to" that Mis-;
Susan b. Anthony replies to them a:
length.-Newark Advertiser.
Cinnamon may know how to make
superior bombs, but they would never
make successful anarchists, as they
cannot grow the whiskers that &C
with the trade.-MOntreal Star.
After all, James J. Hill and John ID.
Rockefeller are right. The young men
Of to-day have a better chance than
they ever had. They are the heirs to
their fathers estates.-Milwaukee Sen.
tinel.
A guard of the West Virginia pen!-
tertiary escorted his former sweet
heart to prison for numbering her hus-
band. Oh, life has some compensation
in spots.-New York Evening Tele,
gram.
If General Corbin really wishes
army officers to lead the simple life
he should himself set the example by
Immediately discarding some of his
gold lace and hot air.-Jacksonville
TimeS-UniOn.
When a girl begins to persuade a
young man that he ought to economize
she usually means that he should stop
spending money for cigars and save
up to buy her Il diamond ring.-De-
troit Free Press.
Secretary of Agriculture Wilson pre-
diets lower prices for provisions for
the coming winter. What does the
Beef Trust say? That combination Is
more potent than even a Cabinet Off
cer.-Utica Observer.
If you still think the New Yorker Is
not the greatest Reuben who ever
came to town, just look at that $780,
600 bunco game that has just been
worked on his leading bank-CharIes-
ton News and Courier.
Hyde, the agricultural statistlcian,
should not be COMPOUNDED with Hyde,
the insurance statistician. These emf
nent disproyers of the statement that
statistics cannot lie were in different
lines.-New York Mail.
We hear that Wall street was
amazed at the ease with which the
Standard Oils bank was swindled,
which would Indicate that even Wall
street has still a thing or two to learn.
Newark Advertiser.
Meanwhile Norway. having obtained
her divorce from the kingdom OF Swe-
den, is face to face with the question
as to her future status. There Is a
fine opening for some fa~r-seeing states
manShip.-BoSton Herald.
The Governor of Minnesota has
written n strong open letter in denun-
citation Of the brutality Of college
sports" But what does the dear man
suppose the boys 90 to college for-to
study books?-Savannah News.
In preparing for his war against the
United States President Castro of yen-
ezuela is having a gunboat bnilt in
this country. There is not wanting
some humor in the fellow, though it
be nvoluntary.-Philadelphia Record.
The suggestion that Mr.. Loomis be
made Assistant Sultan Of Sulu is not
worth considering. There is nothing
On record to show that any eminent
financiers hold unpaid obligations
issued by the Sultan.-The Commoner.
John D. Rockefeller plans more ex-
tensiye gifts than eve with his faint
ed money. The widows and orphans
who have been ruined by such finan-