davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
efncere nv vufure.

TIE physician hns methods oy when
he determines whether or not pa
tent Is shamming. Other people have
different methods, which may some
tines be as successful as the doctors.
do you believe that was real faint
Of Sally AIMS or do you think she
ius4 slammed sO's TO look interesting
70 Willy Lqne and make him o1er to
take her home in his buggy| asked
one Of the participants IN a recent
picnic.
at want any sham on Sally AIMS
part" said Mrs. Ricketts,, to whom the
appeal was made II should think
when you know Sally ann wears skies
and that she lay there with her feet
sticking right straight up for every
body to see for nearly fifteen minutes
you'd realize that 'twasn't any make
believe faint"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
The Last Long sleep.

Familiarity with death Is apt TO alter
ones earliest conceptions Of It Two
Ideas are very generally accepted which
experience shows to be false. One is
that the dying usually fear death and
the other that the act Of dying Is &C
companied by pain. It is well known
to all physicians that when death Is
near It's terrors do not seem to be felt
by the patient. Unless the Imagination
is stimulated by the frightful portrayal
Of the supposed "pnngs Of death or OF
the sufferings which some believe the
soul must endure after dissolution IT ID
rare indeed that the last days or hours
Of life are passed In dread.
Most sick persons are very, very tired.
Sleep-long, quiet sleep-ls what the!
want have seen many people ole.
have never seen one who seemed TO
fear death. except when it was or seem
cd to be rather far away. Even those
who are constantly haunted while
strong ard we'll with dread OF the
end Of llfe forget their fear when that
end IS nj hand.-Scribner's Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

''To take bath 1T Tilis, IN kuSsian
Caucasia, i 20 court never 70 be ror-
gotten experience" says one who
knows. "1he masseur who presideS
over the toilet Of his patrons Is weird
LOOKING figure. His head Is shaved. q
rag IS twisted around his waist, and
his feet gre dye q beautiful red. You
are seized by tits individual, rubbed,
pushed face downward On a marble
slab. find his feet IN your spine ana
his hands upon your shoulders. Then
he grlnds his feet up and down your
back. They are round your neck, on
your head-everywherel Then he
vaults lightly OF, and in O moment
from a linen bag filed with soap. he
has squeezed clouds Of perfumed buo-
bles, and you are hidden in them from
head to foot as completely as II you
had fallen into a snowdrift. You are
not absolutely bruised, but you are
clean."-Kansns City Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
The oldest Taie Of n Tub.

The cyaics. 50 called from tie Greek
word for a dog. We're rude. sna7 .ng
gpct Of 80 cp.le' philosophers. who &c
..sed r,che3. tbe r ar1 ~ culture
,mong thc7e uioro"ee wos conspicu-
ous. He wqs hon IN 30 3. C.. and
whom 2 man So 1ress"d n > coarse
robe. wL'ch coy,rci him tay md night
anI carried a wooden borl and bag
for his aims md his foo. His home
was a large 3ab discarded from the
temple of Cyte,e. huge earthen jar,
that bad held vine or oil for the serv-
tees ard sacrifices OF the temple.
Though cracked and patched. It was
!dr.,e tu)rgh to hold him lying at full
ieng.h. The story goes that Alexander
TIE Great came up to him ole day and
asked what he could DO for him. Don't
stand between ne ana the 'rA,' vas
the curt reply. upon which tie emperor
q said TO have exclaimed. "-f | we're
not Alexander | would be INES"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

We speak Of China and the Chinese
little thinking that the natives OF the
Flowery Kingdom never hear those
forms Until after leaving the place Of
their birth or coming ~ contact with
some traveller. They have many names
by which hey designate themselves
and lie lnnd which hey inhahit, ont
Chinese and China Gre not among tAo
number. The most ancient name OF
China IS Tloulal, which signifies DC
meath the sky" Since the present rul-
ing house took control OF The empire III
1850 the name Of TGtsingkwoh has been
applied - he kingdom as whole and
chung --1 u that portion known 70
.>iDe..cca leaders g tie 81 i'.le AlHE
dom
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

The ancient English cIt,om OF giving
love tokens Oh the 2jdi oi Au., & died
out many yenrs ago The custom vas
Tor "euamourea uayies ona ro.tle-
women" tc give - tIeir rJr''es IS
az tokens Of love lijtie hancse-chicts
-iree or 'o'w inches square. wish brJ-
tcn o. tassel III eGcA corner and d
small one in the conter. The finest Of
-hese fayors was edged With l-rrow
goid lace or twist anG theu fo.led
Nd In four cross sfolls so hat lie
middle might be seen. They wee worn
by the fortunate swain9 ia tLeir hats
or on the Oreust. The fsyors were gen-
orally the haudiwork Of Io "faire
mayde" herself. and we.i she ite@ %
work the most beautiful figures she
could for her favorite soitor. brit they
became so much in vogue IN Queen
Elzabo.hs time that they Were sai'
ready made in the shops. This e.
course. destroyed lie romance ol tie
custom. and hence rs dea.h.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

As William Morris WIS ~ EnZl-aH-
man. il may not seem remarkable rc
Americans that he Gid not always gc'
his jokes right end first. II biog-
raphy cf her husband Mrs. Edward
BurncJones tells of the ease WIFE
which he reversed them.
They had all been asking conun'
drums.
"Who killed bis brother CainT' asked
Burne-5 Ju-s.
Morris fell into the trap at once
"Abelw he shouted.
Later in the day he came IN laugh
ing
Il trapped the parson, by Jove. be
exclaimed. Il asked him, Who killed
his brother AbelY
"'Cain,' he said at once.
"Ha" / said. 1 knew you'd say
that. Every one does I came away
and left him puzzied enough. and
doubt if he's found out yet what tIt
matter was"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Hohbss ~ Geometry.

Hobbies was L-' ct fifteen when ne
went to CX.7-L !,e Gii not much
care for l9s.c set De ,c.--c - -.
thought Himself ~-2l '
Tnc-e :. - reason . nix L. ."9--ei
anything c'.e ot Cxf,-, save etro Z
dislike ~ academic Institutions ani
methods. I[e turned from the ofc.eI
e.u-.cs TO amuse himself with geogra-
ply and voyages. IS to mathematics.
tLere vas no Official recognition Of
them at ali while Hobbies Vas at tho
university so there IA nothing irDrob-
pblo f. me statement tAat ilj6bes bad
nevc- opened a copy Of Euclid uns.l 10
wa usa- middle age. TAO story Is best
toll IL AuJrey's own Or:
"I7e wt- ,0rty yeGIs h@
looked ~ geomo-TT. .-a .. ~0'
accidentally. Ling - sen-.a,-~- -
library. Euclids Elements lay open.
aDd It was the fOrty-seventh PROPOSE
1ion Ill. 7. so lie read the PROPOSE
ton. 8y George says he, this IS Inn
DOssiNon SO ne read the demonStra-
ton of it. which referred him Sack TO
anothor witch hc also read. 'et sic deln-
ceps.' that aJ last he was demonstra-
tivo'y Convinced Of that truth. This
made Rim in love with geometry"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Discoursing on the subject OF hats an
antiquary expressed the opinion that
the hat was first used quite as much
for decoration as for protection. The
ancestor Of a.. hats he considers TO
have been the flllet, or band, around the
hair worn by the ancient Greeks
among others. Probably the first Mint
gained by men regarding head orna
ments was through observing the
crests. plumes and antlers of various
birds and beasts. The eastern races
with their fondness for ceremony and
display, afford the most notable IN
stances Of the use Of hats as signs OF
rank and authority. Thus In Bud
dhist countries the gods are represent
ed as wearing elaborate forms OF head
gear. In Korea the fashion attalns its
height no fewer than fifty kinds OF
hats being worn by the natives as indi
cations of their social position.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
e = sN2rSch f$~r-gc


- .sz'..-. ,...,.ss - =. s7s'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Tbe-e ..e ty,O sunlo -ntal ne'S3si-
ties for lay,y .',r namely, useful
occupation for mind ard body and aH
outlet for unscidsh affection. The first
requisite for enduring happiness Is IN
having work to do In which one be-
heyes. Such work always aims at the
accomplishment OF something useful
While this work must be done with
fair efficiency. it should not he accom-
panied with too much drudgery or eX-
haustion.
The simpler tie plan on which one
living is modelled the hess Will be Tie
complications and disturbances caused
by an overelaborate scale Of existence
and the more time will be left for the
real duties and pleasures of hfe.-troH
Vital Questions" by DR.. Henry D.
Chaplin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Korean Children.

The children of Korea are extremely
quaint and pretty, especially when only
a few years old. At New Years they
are generally dressed up in brand new
frocks, and though, according to our
ideas Of taste we should not give yei-
low sleeves TO bright red jacket and
wear this over Il green frock, must
say that somehow or other it looks al
right there and relieves the monotony
of the sempiternal white garments. HE
faces Of the children are whitened with
chalk. and the hair is oiled and parted
in the middle, plastered down and tied
into one or two small pigtalls.-Corn
hill
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Baking Powder
How Dreams Are weighed.

~ ingenious instrument which den
Custrates the close connection thot o.
ISIS botvceu dreams a1i bran c. 'cr.a-
ton Is l-pown as TIE I'll hoac-' K
long. shallow tray big enough for
nan to reciine rpon =, balanced eX2 2o--
Is upon ste~i blaze. 4 sub 20 ''
placed upon 4 asd pat to sleco w'f-
upon tllc cud containing his fc .7--
c:llly falls. But eventually the Sl3 "',
begins TO dream. and then the tray COW
r. - The .lecner's feet rcoSccr-s, L.
q. ent 70 which 1t moves varying &C
c.-C'rg 10 the viv.dncss C. he dream.
g.e explanation + at - ,.0)1
caves tie Dga.l OF 4 s.eeyer C'rec.g
tre mental activities cea.c. sit, the
IA IS a result becoming Lighter, that
auG Of tho balance rises. When thc
,ie,per dreams small quaint of
Dl9od are recalled TO thc brain ID sup
r the dreams, and the balance E.
gradually changed In this way
dreams mCy bc weighed.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Nothing will cure Indigestion that
doesn't digest the food, itself, and
give the stomach rest. You can't ex-
pect that a weak stomach will regain
its strength and get we'll when-it is
compelled to do the full work that a
sound stomach should do. You
wouldn't expect a sick horse to get
we'll when it is compelled to do full
days work every day of the week.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is a perfect
digestant and digests the food regard
less of the condition of your stomach.
Relieves indigestion, Belching, Sour
Stomach, and all stomach disorders
Sold by L. Il. Irwin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
An Ashnntee DeIie.

On the Ashanti Gold Coast the cos
tune Of a reigning belle Is less mat, al,
ter of well fitting clothes than or wen
sp,ked hair. The hair is first DIVIDED
into a half dozen braids; then these
braids are stiffened with wax ana tar
until they are as hard as klndling
wood and stick out straight from Tue
head In a semicircle like the spokes OF
wheel Thus coiffured the belle is
ready to conquer all hearts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
L-9htning as a Rc'

+rtcttniu2 wAen IN e. mood has an
u~'y habit of drilling" Eng
rsh observer. 1T Will U...4 - hard
est rock. rock which would turn cold
steel. and not only drill but vitrify It.
They haze found In Cumberland chan
ne;s from thirty feet deep and from
tyro - s31r inches In circumference.
rra n1C- was hard and glazed
-ler Tie srl.d substance had been
na.ed .v --c etabbing flashes. Art
f-.- a,-.--.a- has shown that a
vcr battery viii VT
,-- r~el, r... B. bCt n l.
..- .- euere rt. -htn.ag. VS.
ever. 4cas J.. f. ... .-.nn-r crNer
rot in one pace. tHt IN uony. shows 3
that before striking rto ground il dl-
vided !n,o several branches. each
strong enough 10 penetrate AM Nl0eft
the solid rock"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Restoring WasbingtOn-San Francisco
Tourist Car Line via New Orleans.

Southern Railway announces that
effective with departure from Wash
ington, D. c., November "A, 1905
above sleeping car line will be restor-
ed via regular route, viz, New Or
leans, and to regular schedule, viz,
leave Washington Mondays, Wednes-
DAYS, and Fridays, train no. 80, 7:3C
pm. On account yellow fever regu'
lation this sleeper has been temporari'
ly handled via Memphis and Houston
leaving Washington Mondays anC
Fridays only. Regular service now
however, is fully restored as above.
L. 5. Brown, gen. agt.,
Washington, d. {.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Told hx the Watch.

To tell the points Of the compass by
a watch point the hour hand at the
sun: then south is halfway between the
hour hand and the figure y Of the dial.
To measure an angle by watch lay
two straight edged pieces Of paper on
the angle. crossing at the apex. Hold
ing them where they overlap, lay them
ON the face Of the watch, with the apex
at the center. Read the angle by the
minutes Of the dial, each minute being
six degrees of arc. 1t is easy to meas
ure within two or three degrees in this
w0V
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Charcoal.

Charcoal Is one OF the greatest pur
fiers of water that we have. Water Q
any substance allowed to percoia'
through it will be freed Of all animd
organisms or foreign particles. 1t
one of the best sweeteners or u
breath. After hearty meal 1t Is
splendid thing for the stomach If adj
cd to II is a little ginger. 1t Is exec
lent with which 10 cleanse the tcct'
for 1t removes fungous growth Iii;
many tooth powders fail to touch.
relieves pain caused by burn.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Toran.o now and Barr.

When the timid colonial ciergymen
were afraid to criticise Aaron BUTT
treason they asked Lorenzo Dow what
he thought Of Burr's meanness. lie
raised both hands like a great ano
shouted: Aaron Burr mean! Why.
could take the little end Of nothing
whitfield down to a point, punch out
the pith of hair and put In 4O.oOt
such traitor souls as his, shake 'em up
and they'd rattle"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

TWO %..ts- o. tu.n.ag % corn q can.
.nto collision Tie sh5ck s,Jnne1 Ont
Of Them. tIc pulled oil h!' hat and. lag
ing his haal on his brow. said: sic a
blow SIy lo.i's 6-Iingng again"
"Nae wonder" sad his companion.
Your he.d was aye empty-that makes
i ring. Ny Aeid disna ring bit"
'How could it ring" said the other,
"secin' Il was aye crackit|-Scottish
American
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

"And you went straight TO her father
and demanded his daughters handT
"I went straight enough, but l-well,
I'll admit that ] didn't carry out my
original purpose"
"ScaredT
Scared. No, sir. But we got to
talking stocks, and | forgot all about
n"-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
ExDert Dycrs.

The Tyrlans, II Is claimed. were IL
most expert dyers of ancient Tine
The fabrics dyed with the famous tyr
an purple did not assure their prope
color until after two ,.ayS e|posur
to the light and air. During this tlm'
they passed through n graduation O.
shades OF yellow. green, blue. violc
and red. which the dycrs understoo,
how to arrest and fix at any moment.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Look Tn When Speaking.

"I don't talk half as much as you
do" said the preacher 10 the lawyer,
wet your voice holds out twice as long
as mine. Why is itT"
The lawyer said he couldn't tell.
"The difference In the position OF
YOUR head when you are talking e1-
plains It." said the elocutionist IA
preacher looks down upon his congre-
CATION. a lawyer looks up to the Judge.
That dropping of the head cramps the
vocal cord. and makes the preacher
voice more difficult TO preserve than
that of any other professional man"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
FOR SALE

l3O acre farm situated ! miled from
Warrenton, Va, p miles from Beal-
ton, Va, 100 acres in cultivation and
balance in timber. Good buildings,
: room house, best of water, only asks
$500, which is considered cheap in
this vicinity. Am very anxious to get
away from here, on account OF some
more important. Inquire of owner.
J. ". MEYER,
Nov. II, It. Bealton, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
"Tbe man nodded at me gravely.
The Last Word.

Does your wife Insist on having The
last wordY' asked the person who III
dulges in impertinent questions.
Not at ALL" answered Mr.. Meekton
1T Is quite customary for me to cio''
the conversation with very well, o.
some such remark, to indicate that
understand what Henrietta intends q
convey. y."-Washlngton Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
VooD Words.

The longest words IN English are
short by comparison with certain mon
strositleS In other languages. It is com
mon IN German to use compounds
which. although not Involved or cum
bersoAe In meaning, look alarmlngy
long. and II Is said that one Sanskrit
yo,I has no less than 10 syllables.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
He Goes Out.

That's a pretty swell smoking jack
ct you've got on" said the caller.
Smoking jacketr' replied Henpssh'
why. this Is my house coat"
well. that's the same thing
"WelI. l guess 1t isn't the same thing;
not I'm this house When / want TO
smoke have TO put on my overcoat-
philadelphia Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
CIrs. Trcnfy cf pDr,x;uCuth H.

The first treaty Of Portsmouth. y. Il
was signed July II. 1713. the contrac'
ing parties being belligercnt Indian
and the whites. The news OF the treat.
OF Utrecht. which ended Queen Anne
war. reached the city Oct -, 1Ii2. T.
Indians desired a treaty. and II wa
formally signed on the above date.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
A naruafn Rush.

"How did the manager get all those
women out of that burning theater so
quicky?
"IIe went on the stage and announced
that n man down at the entrance was
giving away samples Of baking pow
dor -
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Took the Hint.

This seems like sweet Dream nc
rapturously remarked as he fingered
with her at the doorstep.
"It doesn't seem ike dream to me,
she replied, "for dream soon yanishos
you know"
He vanished.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

what : tbs man charged with ?
asked the police justice.
"Stealiur q doG. your honor" sait me
officer.
We'll. s,r. THAT nave YOU rot to say
for yourseti'
"Your honor" answered the prisoner
drawing a grlmy coat sleeve across h''
nose. III youll make It embezziemenl
I'll plead guilty. | may be thieI' bu'
I've got feelings. Chicago Tribune.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
He Rested.

Good morning, Uncle Charies. Du
you sleep well? I'm afraid your BED
was rather hard and uneven, but
"Oh. It was all right thank you. l
got ND now and then during the night
and rested bit. you know.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
FIattered Her.

eyes" said the fair young girl, "ev-
erybody says I'm just the picture OF
mamma"
"Well." replied the gallant youth,
"you're certainly a flattering picture
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

II can't decide" she said. whether .
take tie hat or not, but it Is JUS the
dearest thing I've seen this season"
"The dearestT asked the husband,
with a sarGonic laugh. Then its cer-
tain that you'll take IL"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
A Rfsfua Man.

Warden Ito newly arrived convisp-
In this institution we try to put Q
man 20 work at his own trade or pro
fession. so that he can work hrs way
up. What is your occupations Ocn
victim an aeronaut.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
The Limit.

Tom-May Pechis is certainly what
YOU might call "kissabls" girl. Dick
-Kissable? Why, man alive, SHE'S
positiyely edible. Philadelphia Ledger.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
-he Vice wife.

N-g. To- wouldn't Let my husband
have h's own way rs yours does. Nrs.
pick-Dccs he? Mrs. Toni heard
a'rn say 81 to1cy. atrs. Dick (soft'y)-
In glad be thinks So. I've been a long
time teaching him chat.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Something For Nothing.

visltor-Dlgging potatoes. eh? Farm
ers Boy-Yep. Vlsltor-What do you
get for digging potatoesi Farmers
Boy-Nawthin'. But l git somethin'
fer not diggln' 'em. Visitor-Indeed
What would you svt for not digging
shems Farmers Boy-Licked.-Judge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Nothing Ter.

do you believe In original SIM
no: there's 10 such thing. They've
all been used hundreds of tines
Cleveland Leader.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Milly.-And how does your brotner
take married life? Tilly-He takes II
according to directions. His mother-m-
law lives with bsE5. :, .s,=-rssST
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Judge-You are charged with as
sault and battery. What have you t
say? Prlsoner-Not word. yeronner
1t was sayln' too much got me into this
scraDe
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Excessive anger against human stu
pidlty is Itself one If the most provok
lrg Of all forms ot stupidity. - Vol
RaCOvitZ
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
A Haffer,s Trick.

There are tricks in every trade, you
know" said New York cluDman.
even In retail hat selling many lodges
are employed.
81 said to batter one day:
"T don't see how you can AFFORD 10
iron for nothing all the silk hats you
SELL
"The man nodded at me gravely.
"'We have to do 1t, sir he SAID
'The hats would last too long II we
didn't"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Duty PUTS clear sky over evory
man. into which t1e sfyiark Of hsppl-
neSs always gos, sipgny-Prent'ce.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
stimulating.

She-Where do you get your lnspira-
tion from? The Author-From my Greg
ttOrs.-Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Judge-Who bit your ear off? Mrs
Black (wishing to protect her husband
IL did It mahself-Exchange.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
Quite solid.

"Lct re see q plain wedding ring"
Solid 2"
'You bet I'm solid. We've been eD
gagged morC'n month
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08
The Cruel Plant.

Keep the bowels open with one or
Ayers Pills at bedtime, Just cHe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

An obstinate man does not hold opin
ions-they hold him-Butler.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-12-08

Nov. Il, 1t.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-02-08
Fraud Exposed.

A few counterfeiters have lately been
naking and trying to sell limitations Of
Do Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, and other
medicines. thereby defrauding the pub
De This IL 10 warn you % beware Of
lch people, who seek 90 profit, through
stealing the reputation Of remedies
shich have been successfully curing
1'sease for over IS years. A sure pro-
leclion, 20 you, Is our name on the
wrapper Look for it. on al Dr. Kings
"a Bucklen's remedies. as all others
ere mere limitations. III. =. Bucklen
8 CO., Chicago, M, and Windsor. Can
ada All druggists.