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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

From all parts of the country
home-seekers are pouring into
Texas. This is as it should be.
Texas can accommodate all good
citizens who come with the idea of
working and leading industrious
lives. In fact there is no State in
the Union where the chances are
as numerous to succeed as right
hele in the Lone Star State. Peo-
pie are beginning to realize this
fact and are coming to Texas. The
next ten years will show some
wonderful advancement along this
line. Terrell TRANSCRIPT.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
Cure Your Kidneys.
Do Not Endanger Your Life and
Health When Cure Is So Easy.

Why will people continue to suffer the
agonies of kidney complaint backache,
urinary disorders, lameness and stiff
ness in the back; why allow themselves
to become chronic inyalids, when GER
tain cure is offered them? Doans Kid
ney Pills is the remedy to use, because
it gives to the kidneys the help they
need to perform their work. That
Doan's Kidney Pills cure, and cure per-
manentIy, is proven by aTeXas citizens
statement. If you have, even one, of
the numerous symptoms of kidney
complaint, cure yourself now, before
diabetes. dropsy or Bright's disease
sets in. Read this Texas Texas testi-
mony:
G.. ii, Hoencke. of 23l9 Mckinney
Ave-, Houston, Tex, manufacturer and
dealer in barrels since 1872 says: "Eor
about year had more or less trouble
with my kidneys. 1t was caused by a
cold or by straining ny back. | had
much lumbago, and whenever / made a
sudden movement felt sharp darling
pain through my kidneys. My back
was often so lame and sore that | could
not stOop without suffering severely.
The kidney Acretions scalded and were
very scant in quantity. | used remedy
after remedy but found little benefit
until got Doan's Kidney Pills on the
advice of friend who had been cured.
By the time | had taken half the box
the backache had disappeared and the
secretions were clear and natural. ]
have advised many Others to use this
remedy and always key supply in
the house"
For sale by all dealers. Price, Soc.
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
take no other. For sale by The j. F.
Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
Just ask for what you want that's all.
ERAMBERT & KING.
TEXAS PATENTS.

List of patents granted to Texas
Inventors this week. Reported by
G. A. Snow e. Co.. Patent Attor-
torneys, Washington, D. G.
John Boothe, Fort Worth, We.
hicle; Edwin H. Burks, Trent, at.
tachment for cultivator; George w I.
Butcher, San Antonio, fluid pres.
sure brake; James 7. Fuller, Cal
YER, cotton gin; Charles F. Jack
son, Sherman, passenger recorder;
Charles D. Lovelace, Hereford,
window or door fastener.
For copy of any of above pat
ents shnd ten cents in postage
stamps with date of this paper to
G. A. Snow Il Co., Washington,
D. c.,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its stag
es, and that is Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure now known to medical
fraternity. Catarrh being q constitutional dis
ease requires II constitutional Treatment. Hall s
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the syS-
TEN, thereby destroying the foundation of the
disease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting ma
ture in doing its work. The proprictors have
so much faith in its curative powers that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it
fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials
Address: F. J. CHENEY * CO, Toledo o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75C.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

1t is trite to say that this is an
era of wonderful inventions, steam,
electricity, X-rays and radium,
telephones and wireless telegra-
ply, but the most remarkable ma
chine, the whirligig of time is the
most remarkle and proligc in sur
prises. There is scarcely anything
anywhere that may not be expect
ed from it, for hath it not been
said that there is nothing so immi-
nent as the unexpected. Richard
Croker, the great boss of Tam.
many, on his recent trip to this
country suggested that the Demo
cratic and Republican parties
might unite in 1908 in renominat
ing Theodore Roosevelt for the
office of president Of the United
States. There are hundreds of
people who remember that in 1900
Mr. Croker was violently active in
the campaign in which Mr.. Roose-
Welt was a candidate for the vice
presidency and that one of the
properties of that campaign to in.
f1uence voters against Governor
Roosevelt was his represention as
a wild man secured in a strong
cage on wheels which about the
streets of New York while the liv-
ing caricature of the governor yell
ed and showed his massive teeth
and threatened with frightful ges-
lures the crowds which gathered to
watch him pass. No tableaux
vivants of the campaign appeared
to please Mr. Croker like this. He
would assemble his henchmen as
the terrible monster passed and
point to the thing behind the bars,
roar with laughter and clap his
hands with estacy. Now he sug-
gests that both parties nominate
President Roosevelt four years
hence. Verify the whlrligig of
time is a wonderful machine and
being unpatented the whole world
can enjoy it.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

Confusion was thrown into the
ranks of the Mothers Congress in
Washington by local lecturer who
distributed an advertisement
among them on his illustrated lee.
ture, ITO hell and back" Even
though the tickets were only fifty
Gems. the return fare included, the
good women refused to patronize
the trip.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
"Robbing Peter"

Many people have asked how We
came to have the familiar phrase,
Robbing Peter to pay Paul"
This the story: Westminster alb.
hey was once for ten years a cathe.
dral and was then called St. Pc.
ter's, When the bishop and es,
tates were transferred to ST. Paul's
the saying arose of "robbing Peter
to pay Paul. :"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

A National comm ittee has been
appointed by the commissioners of
the District of Columbia to engage
in an effort to change the date OF
Inauguration to a day late in April.
The plan will be laid before Con.
gress and the governors of forty
five States and Territories have
signified their dessre to cooperate
in the movement.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
For Over Sixty Years

Mrs. WINsLows SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over 60 years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething with perfect
allays all pain; cures wind collc and is ihe best
remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer i@9TSediatey Sold by Pruggss
a bottle. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow 5
Soothing Syrup: and take no other kind.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
WANTED.

Trustworthy man or woman to man
age business i'll this county and adjoin
ing territory for we'll established hous
of solid financial standing. 500. 80
Headquarters. Money advanced for ex-
penses. Position permanent; previous
experience not essential. Enclose self
addressed envelope. Address, Manager,
10 Como Block, Chicago, Ill. al
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

The pope wears a seal on which
is the design of fish and the
cipher of the pope, Since the thir-
teenth century this design has been
worn by each pope, When the wear.
er dies it is destroyed, because OF
the fear of forged papers by it.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

With general movement all
over Texas for diversification, good
deep water, street paving, paving,
business mems clubs, farmers
holding cotton, all honest labor
busy, the calamity bowler has no
kick coming, unless he got into an
oil field that the Standard annexed
in their own peculiar way.-Hous,
ton News.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

The example set to the boodlers
of State legislatures by the United
States Honse of Representatives in
its recent $4,000 mileage grab is
one not likely to be overlooked
Small boodlers are proud of being
found in such eminent company.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
Startling Mortality.

Statistics show startling mortality,
from appendicitis and peritonitis. TO
prevent and cure these awful diseases,
there is just one reliable remedy, DR..
Kings New Life Pills. NJ. Flannery, of
IA Custom House Place, Chicago. says:
They have no equal for constipation
and biliousness. 25c at all druggists.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
The Atlanta negroes have at last

learned that it is the dissolute,
shiftless, lawless black man that is
the cause of nearly all the disad-
vantages under which their race
labors, and have formed law and
order league, which proposes to
help the officers to rid that city OF
of the bad. San Antonio.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

Doubtless Russia wishes she had
adopted the policy to which we
have just subscribed 500, 100000.
Get a big navy when you don't
need it SO that you will not need it
when you have it.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

When domestic servants struck
in Warsaw they were compelled to
return at the point Of the bayonet,
There is some good left in gov
eminent, no matter now much it
may be denounced, that can con-
troll the cooks.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

There has been decided drop
in the mule trade, but since it is
due to the cessation of wal in South
Africa. there should be no kick
coming.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

a bill to encourage matrimony
has been introduced in the Illinois
legislature. A bin to discourage it
is the text of Utah oratory. VIII
the states ever get together" on
their marriage and divorce ques,
tons?
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

That Japanese jiu jitsu expert,
who is In dipsomaniac sanitari,
um in New York, knocked out ev-
erything but alcohol. The athletes
from John l., Sullivan down, who
have tackled it have generally met
more than their match.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
Incredible Brutality.

1t would have been incredible brutal
ity if Chas. F. Lemberger, of Syracuse,
N. Y, had not done the best he could
for his suffering son. MY boy" he
says, "cut fearful cash over his eye,
so | applied Rucklen's Arnica Salve,
which quickly healed it and saved his
eye" Good for burns and ulcers too.
Only zoe at all drug stores.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

A substantial little presidential
boom for Vice President Fairbanks
is already being inflated 1t is still
in the "who knows" period of its
development, though.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

William Jennings Bryan has
again lost his law suit and that
fifty thousand dollars he could
have used in his business. Bryan
may after ell be famous in history
as the greatest loser "the world
has ever known"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

1t is said the president offered
Elihu Root that 100000 job of
digging the canal. It's singular
fact that any man who worth $1O0,.
600 year is already earning it.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

This paper is mailed regularly to it's
subscribers until definite order to
discontinue is received and all arrears
are paid in full.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

At one time chess was supposed
to demonstrate war strategy. 1T
looks now in the East as though
football had suggested the tactics.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

What's the matter with adopting
DR.. Osler's chloroform suggestion
for settling the governorship ques-
ton in Colorado?
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
The Iimplstnte.
TAYLOR g. TAYLOR,
EoIroRs AND PRoPRIEroRs.
Saturday, Mar. rs, 1905.
EoiroRs AND PRoPRiEro,

OFFICE OF PUBLICATION-Corner
Austin and Vale SITS, Jefferson, Texas.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

Copies of the JEFFERSON JIMPLECUTE, in wrap
pers ready for mailing, can always be had at the
Office by single copies or the dozen.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

Oil has certainly lost its reputa-
ton for shilling troubled waters.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

Entered at the Post Office at Jefferson, Texas
az second-class mail matter.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25
One Woman

in ten thousand may have the oppor-
tunity to indulge her taste for outdoor
sports. The nine thousand nine hun
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-03-25

1870 49,.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
SIX Observation-Disclosures
JAIL and SHOT SHERIFF
EARLY This MORNING

six men. He at once covered them
with his pistol and began firing when
they opened a fusllade OF shots and
brought him to the floor. rhey came
70 rescue Jim Wait, a white man from
Tate county. in jail, charged with mur.
deer-in4the first degree, They failed.
In this and escaped. Jail guards.
hearing the firing rushed to lie as.
sistance of their chief but found him.
dying. a telegram was Immediately
sent to Governor Yardamln for blood
hounds but he wired baclt that lie had
already ordered the State pack at OK.
ford dispatched to the scene. They
passed through Memphis at 10 o'cloeli:
The feeling is very high bocat ge Of
the popularity Of Poug and if The men
are, caught lynchlng is regarded as al.
most certain.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
TELLs$THE PoLlcETo5PREsERVE
ORDER REGARDLESS OF PRO.
TEST OF THE LABOR
UNIONS.
(By Publishers, Press.

lBy Pubiishers. Press
CHICAGO April 12.- Mayor
DUNES attitude Iii the Montgomery;
Ward & Compan! strike this morning
was disclosed BY an order 10 the 20:
lice to preserve order regardless Of.
the protest Of labor unions. The
leaders yesterday Lid .sr the sympae
thy and partnership Of tic mayor In.
on interview in which they complain.
ed Of oflclousness on tile part OF the
police: The Employers Association:
Is well pleased with tho older which.
comes as a reply to- q letter 10 the
Mayor. The employees have employ.
ed a larger number Of pon.union men
to drive wagons Tor the boycotted3
firm and have made other prepare.
tons for extending the fight. One
hundred extra policemen have been
detailed to guard the comrpany,s wag.
.ons! Every downtown crossing Is
left unguarded while squads Of ON
clal police that are ready for instant:
use, march by the side Of wagons on
their way to depots. Coal team own.
ers today delivered fuel to Montgom;
cry, Ward & Co, despite the warn.
ings Of unions that a strike would Be,
ordered against them. The threaten:
ed strike was not ordered. Threats:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
lEReEssTRueLE IS on IN MIN.
NEsoTASiAND sERioUs TRoUR.
LE Us LOOKED FOR.
(By Publishers Press,

DULUTH, Mimi. April. 12.-Two
atriking miners were killed and sew.
ral Injured in riot at Fibbing last
light The riot was not over at mid.
aight the strikers then being en-.
gagedg In firing on the men who re.
manned lat work
sheriffs William Bates, Of st. Louis
county, was called upon for 100 dep.
atiss and left here with them on a
special train at one O'clock tbs
morning. Two hundred men employ.
ed at the Rust, Hull and Sellers prop.
erttes struck for an advance Of pay
from s1s75 70 Sc. they aid not Five
the mining officials time ia consider
the matter before undertaking a gen:
eral strike They visited the mine and
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
DISPATCH SAYS naval. BATTLE
is now BELNG.FOUGHT

the southern part Of the China Sea
atoat two hundred miles northeast Of
Singapore.
portion, at least, Of tho Russian
fleet was reported yesterday as he.
Ing still at anchor in the vicinity Of
Pulo Manki, one OF the Anambas
group: Yesterdays reports also told
Of several Japanese vessels being in.
that part of the China Sea. Whether
these vessels were merely scouts or a
part Of the whole fleet is not known.
II Togo's entire fleet has attack.
ed the Russians probably the greatest
naval battle Of modern times will be
fought at this time. In London there
is q belief among many naval ex.
;pertsi however, that the attack may
be one By destroyers on stragglers
from the Russian fleet. II the attack
IS general II is believed the battle:
will be decisive
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
GOT THE MONEY
Which Was Coming to Him Did Anto.
Mo Ansotti.

a small echo of last summers A.
J. Weiss & Co. scandal was heard
before Justice Amos yesterday after.
noon. Antonio Angottl was employed
by the firm as an accountant. Last
spring his cousin Salvatore Angotti
desired to send LOGS liras to Italy,
and the firm made a mistake and. sent.
LIS; When the error was discover.
ed Salvatore said to let 1t go and he
would make 1t up. This he failed to
do, and the firm took the balance out
Of Antonio's wages. Antonio, accord.
ingly, brought suit for the 100 liras,
about $40. The magistrate decided
that he ought to have his money.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
lEllDEV TALKS ABOUT WAR Re-
ylul MEENRUSSIA and JAPAN
FATEOF THE WAR HANGS
ON BATTLE OF THEFLEETS

This Is a thing we should take to
heart. We have done much in a mil.
itary was to protect ourselves. What
we must do now is the complete arm.
Ing Of ourselves upon the sea.
The Admiral was esked to state,
how many battleshlps in his judg.
ment would be required for the proper
defense of the United States and It's
dependencies.
"The programme which the general
board worked out contemplatea the
construction Of forty.eight bat,.cships,
not all in q lump, but two or three a
year." he replied. The b%attleship is
the main thing; all the rest are auxll.
iaries. 1t has been asserted 1t was the
Intention of the navy department to
keep all these ships in commission
and this would be an expensive oper.
alton. Only. part Of tile fleet would be
kept in commission and the others
would be held in reserve. To-day we
have no reserve. Every b%attleship
is in service or undergoing necessary
repairs.
ut is a mistake to believe a battle.
ship will be obsolete in a few years.
Ships of this type should be good ships
for fifty years to come.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
FEELING is VERY HIGH AGAINST
THE MURoERERs.AND LYNCH.
ING Is PROBABLE.
;(By Publishers Press.)

MEMPHIS, Tenn. April l2:---,Mask.
ed beyond Identification ard heavily
armed, six men entered he Tate
county jail at senstobia, Mississippi,
this morning at ESQ o'clock and IA.
tally shot Sheriff. ]. F. Poag, who died
at 6 o'clock. In his ante.mortem state.
ment Poag said the men came 70 the
jail. and asked admission, declaring
they were friendsEof the sheriff and
came with a prisoner. He was sus!
plcious and refused them adlnittancc
until he had armed himself. When he
opened the door he was confronted by
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
STRIKING MINERS ARE SHOT DOWN

stripping works at the Burt Mine and
forced the employees to quit work.
Later they attacked the night crew
there.
When the strikers appeared they
we're ordered back but continued to
press forward. The workmeE were
armed with rifles and fred on The
mob, killing two Finlanders and
wounding others. Tho strikers re.
treated to procure arn.s and accord.
ing to- the latest reports were firing
from the high; banks on the shippers
in the Burt Mine Pit.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
dunno TAKES STAND
AGAINST LABOR UNION LEADERS

of boycott against hotels which I'M
tploy strike breakers have tes,s dcs
void of effect.
Detectives have been employed to
watchseSpress wagon drivers and get
evidence On which ID base a petition
TO the Federal Courts 10 enjnin inter
ference fea1 g With Interstate commerce..
Negotiations 1ecicrad on
CHICAGO, April 1s4aM nesotias
lions for assettlemento the teanisters
strike were declared OF III noon ID
day after the failure oftlle employers
and labor men 70 come TO an nsrec.
ment.
The break Up occurred Fat d raeet.
ing between the committee from the
commercial exchange and tie isbor
committee. The former body reused
to grant arbitration OF the garment
workers strike whils the union lead.
.ers declared any arbitration plarS
must include TIE garment workers.
The employers lntel 10 arbtirafe
t~heSte,aaisters strike alone. President
Shea 81 b estteesamstsr saidSth soti,i
be utterly impossible and that negos
taihations might asWelI II declared OF.
President Shea SAYS he sltlue Of
the strike depends IN the employers.
He says the strike viii be confined
70 Montgomery Ward anu company
but almost in the sumo breath he an
nEo ounce that delisery Of supplies 10
the Ward firm Will not be allowed.
This!amounts to AILMENTS. TO strike
against two hundred other firms.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-04-12
WAS TAKEN TO CRIMINAL COURT.
THIS MORNING TO lDEN
TiFY& MORGAN SMITH,
BIG CROWDS TRIED 10 GET
GLIMPSE AT NAN PATTER:
SONS RELATIVE.
MR.. AND MRS. SMITH WERE AR.
RAieNEp TODAY ON CHARGE
OF CONSPIRACY.
.tBy Publishers press.)

NEW YORK April 1a.-lt Was
stated this afternoon that Pawn
Broker Stern had failed TO identity.
Smith as the man who Sought the pie.
tol. s
Before going Into Court, Stern said.
70 reporters, In answer to questions,
that he saw 50 many people that ii
was impossible for him to remember.
them. When he left the court he was
again querled and said: what told
you still holds sood.n
NEW YORK, April i2.-Hyman.
Stern, the pawn broker who is alleg.
ed to have sold the pistol With which
Caesar Young. the bookmaker, was
killed was brought to the criminal
courthouse shortly before ten o'clock
this morning, and shown into the OF.
fee Of Assistant District Attorney;
Rand. The object OF his visit is to
see II he can Identify j. Morgan
Smith as the man to whom the pistol
was sold.
smith spent the night at police;
Headquarters, and his wife at The
Mercer street station. Big crowds In
which were many men with cameras,
visited both places in the hope Of
getting a glimpse Of the prisoners.
District Attorney jerome and his as:
.sistants are jlbilant and claim that
their case against the Florodora girl
Is now complete,