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An Emergency Medicine

For spralns, bruises, burns scalds
and similar injuries, there is nothing
so good as Chamberlain Pain Balm
1t soothes the wound and not only
gives instant relief from pain, but
causes the parts to heal in about one
third the time req sirrd by the usual
treatment. Sold by eli druggists.
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-12-01
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are practically ind, ~trucrlble; last life
time. We have combs. brush sets, mani
cure sets, military and hair brushes; ster-
ling silver nnuttinps.
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-12-01

Paonia Gazette. MIR. and Mrs. A.
Plev e. and Mufrd have gone 10
Pitkln for the winter, where Mr.
Plewes wi engage in mining, al.
which business and in which campI
Mr. Plews has been very successful
We hope his usual good fortune will
attend him, aud that they will all
return in the spring.
E1nc Stationery our gDecialfv
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-12-01
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CHAPTER VII
RxkIxs EFTEEAT.
Amid the sorrows in which Dvsae wss
again involved. he had one consolation
the vsang woman With thirteen mill
IONS eSidently f.lt almost as badly ss
he did. Me heard her tell Mrs bowers
ths, the Judicial blacksmith "a the
seSch VAS simply dreadfsl"
Bu; this was not the bes; Of 1t. he
heard Mrs. Bowers reply. Only two
words, indeed. and as irrc ievaat as ere
most feminine usscrances in times of
emergency: why, hessier' was all she
said, or At lesAt ell tina. Drane heard,
but he WAS more than rcjolced. Her
name was jessiel At last he had seuse-
thing to call her in his thoughts. 1t
was the first hint on the subject. In
his joy at this discovery he forrot to re
greet that he didn't know the other half
Of her name. He watched her pour her
woes into Mrs. Bowers esr, and was
satisfied.
Such a spectacle is always entertain
ing for when a woman has embarrassed
man by making a blandcf. if She is
not too stupid 10 see it, nor too proud to
acknowledge 1t. nor too nervous to know
what she is about, she will sometimes
pity him divinely, IL he is reasonably
good-loOking. And II she has begun to
feel little tenderly toward him, she
will often accuse herself unjustly, in
order that she may have the luxury of
tcllinT herself how sorry she is that she
has pi-t him into difficulty.
bat was why Bessie now gazed at
Dranc with such angelic sympathy de-
pictcd upon her beautiful countcnance
She said in her heart that nor testimony
had Gomchow helped to prove that he
was insane. 1t was a question of the
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-12-01

Fe borsam wss st the couatv
seat transactine bsssi 60 SATURDAY..
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-12-01

Butter wraps fsr Sole ct NevsChan
ptOn 04Ace.
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-12-01

Fine stationery our speciality.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14

number, five. There should be seven
slips in all, and marked as shown in
the diagram, the narrowest wharf hav-
ing highest number, So
You are now ready to play the game
if you have fotilla of small boats If
not fashion half dozen or SO out OF
fiat pine boards whitfield into the shape
of boat, and equipped with rudder.
You may add masts if you like, but
they will not be of the slightest use in
this game, because the only motive
power will be your own efforts, for you
and your competitors are to push the
boats with your right hand.
The idea is to shove the vessel under
your command into the narrowest slip
between the wharyes This may look
very easy, but you will quickly find
that good Geal of dexterity is required
1t is sure test Of a steady eye and
hand, and the effort is rendered harder
by the fact that each rudder must be set
so that it steers the boat slightly to-
ward the left. This will sometimes spoil
the calculations of the sharpest eye, and
there will be quite little practice
necessary before you can gauge the
proper impulse necessary to guide your
craft along true course into the slip"
Any number agreed upon, such as 100
or 200 points, may determine the game;
five must be subtracted from the total
of every player who misses a
"slip" by his boat striking the end OF the
wharf instead of gliding in to a success
full landing. All the players must stand
at the other end of the tub, and must re-
lease their craft in turn after pushing it
six inches; If they lean forward too far
they are likely to tumble in besides
breaking the six-inch rule. but if they
are careful not to ''fall overheard and
have their sleeves well rolled up very
afternoons sport may be eX-
tracted from the bathtub.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
NOTES HERE AND THERE.

It takes mail at least seven days Z
go from Chicago to London.
San Francisco is thinking OF naVlnt
a worlds fair on the completion OF Int
Panama canal.
The skeletons of four men who mys-
teriously disappeared there, between
two days, 20 years ago, have been dis
covered in an old water hole near
Qua:trite, Ariz They were On thelf
way to California and no doubt were
murdered for their money.
Eastern capitalists have bought
three of the heaviest timbered canyons
in the Rockies near Colorado Springs,
COL, with the purpose of making
great game preserve. More than 300
head of elk have already been pur-
chased. 1t is reported that the princ1-
pal stock will be elk, deer and ante
lope.
curious effect of the war in the
far east is the migration of sharks to
European waters The submarine ex-
plosions are supposed to have fright
ened the creatures, which have passed
through the Suez canal, and have been
making havoc among the fishes OF the
Adriatic. Invasion of the Black sea
even has been feared.
The forestry department of the Unit
ed States government has three expert
men in the field at Colorado Springs,
Col. Close to the city they have es-
tablished nurseries and they have col
lected and planted the seeds which
with growth will replace the fallen and
burned timber on Pixies Peak and the
adjacent range of the Rockies. The
work may cover period Of 20 years.
and it is estimated the expenditure
will approximate $2.500,000.
Mexico is credited with being at the
head of the Latin-American countries
in the matter of letters. Besides pos
sessing the eldest organs OF Spanish
American journalism, it is said to have
in active existence the first library
established in America. which is now
at least 800 years old. In Chilli, Ar
gentina and Peru there are papers that
have been published for so years and |
more. One is the Ell Comercio, of |
Lima. which has had career of so
years OF uninterrupted daily issue.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
Finally,

As you walk the way along.
weave the sunlight in the song;
Even let the darkest night
Have one star that dreams of light!
Atlanta Constitution.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
EXCITING BATH TUB GAME.
It Is Played with a Home Made Flo
tilla Which Is Seeking Shelter
in Safe Wharves.

That the bathtuD can be utilized for
many purposes Of amusement has been
proved by many boy or girl. but per-
haps never before in the following man
ner, described in the New York Mail:
Let us imagine the bathtub is har-
Dor, with one end for the water front
and the other end for the harpor
entrance. But if we are to have water
front, where are the wharves? You are
to make them, and this is the way:
First, measure the width Of the end
Of the tub which is selected for the
water front. The measurement should
be taken of the distance between the
sides, inside the tub. The mark out
your proposed wharyes with pencil on
thin pine board about foot wide,
and long enough to just float snugly be-
tween the sides Of the tub at the water
front end.
Having done this. saw out the
"wharve:," with thin saw, and you will
have result like the diagram. The
slips between the wharves in the mid
die of the board are the narrowest, and
the other; grow wider until they reach
the ends. the two end slips being the
widest, and marked with the lowest
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
Water
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tened inside the sides-that is, the
nails are to be drawn through the
sides into the ends The ends are two
inches wide, but are made shorter
than the sides to permit the water to
COW out under them. The top has
only one nail or screw in it, so that
it may be slid around SO that one NAV
see inside
For pulley use spool. As the
hole in the spool will be found too
large, fill it up with wooden plug
and bore hole through the plug. II
no boring tools are handy, burn out
the plug with a large needle or hat
pin, heated in the gas jet
For the hose pipe short piece of
metal tube is very necessary, for it can
be pinched smaller at the end which
is stuck in the box next the wheel,
and will give the water more force.
The small bit of gas jet which screws
onto the gas chandelier and which
holds the tip is always to be found
about the houses where gas is used
and is just the thing needed.
One important thing must not be
overlooked in making the motor. The
axle, when run through the box, will
become stuck when the box swells
unless the hole is large enough The
best way is to make the holes very
much too large and cover them with
tin il which holes just the right size
have been made. When so arranged
the motor will work beautifully and
at great peed.-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
BEGAN AT THE WRONG END
Patient Thought the Doctor Should
Have Told Him What He
Might Do.

"You will have to be very careful
for long time said the doctor. ac-
cording to Smiths Weekly.
| Il suppose So" said the patient.
"If you expect to entirely recover
from this you must obey my instruc-
tions implicitly"
"Then l shall have to ask you to
make them very explicit
The doctor bowed gravely, and that
far-away look came into his eyes that
denotes in a doctor an occasion of
great moment, when his vast learning
is to be brought to bear on serious
problem.
"You mustn't smoke he said.
"Great mackerel!" said the patient
"You mustn't drink
"Whew!"
"You mustn't overexert yourself at
any kind of work or exercise
mot so bad
You mustn't be out in the even
ing"
Now, look here, doc!"
'You mustn't eat rich food"
Il WON'T
''You mustn't have any excitement"
'All right
mo cards, or billiards, or"
"Oh, doc, go easy
"You mustn't
II say, doc!" interrupted the pa
tent.
"Well?"
Aren't you making unnecessary
work for yourself?''
''How do you mean?"
Wouldn't it be easier for you to
specify what l can do?"
However, this isn't the only doc
tor who has seemed to begin at the
wrong end.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
TOY WATER MOTOR.
How Any Ingenious Boy May Estab-
2ish . Power Plant in His
Own Home,

The toy motor here shown is
stronger than any offered for sale, il
it is properly made. It will run 1000
or 1,20O revolutions per minute, and
can be made by any boy who has a
hammer, saw, nails and some tin.
1t can be used for running small toys,
which will be pictured and described
here from time to time, and also rum
ming thread to and from another pull
ley some distance away, Keep the de.
scription of this motor, for it can be
used in great many ways, and later
on you will find it valuable to you,
even if you make no use of it now.
The most important part is the
wheel. This is made from soft wood.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14

The Blindness Of Love.
MY fiance is SO different from other
men."
"of course he is. since he proposed TO
you. kansas City Star.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
LIGHT FATAL TO BAcILLl.
Exposure to Suns Rays for a Few
Hours Kills Germs of Tuber-
culosis and Cholera,

All writer's on bacteriology and sani
tatlon recognize sunlight as one of tn,
most potent of all germicides. AS lon,
ago as 1877 two English experiment
ers, Downes and Blunt, communicated
TO the Royal society evidence that this
| agent exercises an injurious influence
on bacteria, and that cultures thereof
could be sterilized if subjected to it fol
sufficient interval.
| Ihat verdict, states a scientific au-
thority, was confirmed a few years
later by Koch, who found that the
time required to kill the bacillus of
! tuberculosis varied from a few minutes
to several hours, the difference being
| due to the thickness Of the layer of
material in which the microbes were
embedded.
Dr. Sternberg, formerly surgeon gen
eral OF the United States army. reports
an observation of his own that the
cholera spirillum could not survive an
exposure of two hours to direct sun
light.
The popular notion that bedding
used by victims of scarlet fever, diph-
iberia and smallpox can be made in.
nocuous by being placed out of doors
in the sunshine has some foundation,
but some experts think that more rapid
action is desirable.
Where heat can be applied without
lujuring the article it will give salts
factory results, but low temperature,
while it may temporarily check fur.
ther development and multiplication,
Is not an effective germicide. Anima.
t1on is suspended, not terminated.
Hence there is uncertainty about the
consequence if fatal chemicals are not
employed, if the use of heat is i'm
practicable and if sunlight is excluded.
The uncertainty is the more serious,
too, because the latent vitality of q
disease germ often shows great endur-
ance. The life of the bacillus of diph-
iberia is somewhere between three
weeks and three months, and in in
stances that Of the microbes of tuber-
years.
Another fact which gives rise to un-
easiness is that nearly all disease-pro-
ducing bacteria multiply rapidly when |
the conditions are fa7orable-w the |
temperature, food supply and other |
features of the environment are right. |
1t is necessary only to transplant sin
gle germ to the lungs or throat pas
sages of living person, by inhalins
the dust in which they float, to secure
q big crop in short time.
Sternberg says that electric light, ii !
powerful exerts germicidal influence.
Finsen utilized the principle in his sys-
tenn Of phototherapy. He and his fol-
lowers, however, have usually worked
With an arc lamp, have provided light
If great intensity and have adjusted the
apparatus very close to the patient
From the feeble illumination of incan-
lescent lamps little benefit could be ex-
)ected, but there is a remote chance
hat it might do some good Diffused
daylight is poor substitute for direct
but. it is not without effect
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14


half an inch thick and five inches
wide. To make the wheel, drive a
nail in half-inch board. Make a
loop in a thread and throw over it..
Use the string as guide in draw
ing circle by putting the end around
the point of lead pencil and using
the nail as the center. Cut off all the
wood from around this circle.
Now put the wheel in wise to hold
it very still. From the edge of the
wheel down toward the center saw
Sits half an inch deep to hold the
paddles. The shape of the paddles is
shown inside the wheel They are
made of tin taken from cracker box
and cut out with an old pair of shears.
Cut pieces of tin one inch square.
Make two cuts in each piece half an
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
&C. -
There's a little bit q

There's a little bit of fellow whose name
you all know well.
Who has pitiful grievance of which l wish
to tell.
He makes but little pretension is satisfied
all the while
To linger around the ends of things and
finish them up III style
But plenty of boys and girls, he says and
folk much older, too,
Seem often bent on sighting him in a way
they shouldn't do
They re cuttin' him off and shuttin him
out and snubbin' him, one by one,
Till he really can scarcely hear himself
from morn to set Of sun
Dressin' and eatin and ddr1nkin'-theyre al
ways keepin' him down,
While talkin', too, and studyin, too, or
goin' about the town.
Now l want to put it before you, the boys
and girls and all,
II it isn't mean and unfair, and hard to
crowd against the wall
And shove him out of his proper p,ace-set
him off On a shelf
A wee little modest fellow who can never
help himself?
And the worst of it all is coming that when
this wrong you do,
1t is not only bad for him, but very much
worse for you.
So now, young friends, with your dainty
ways, who always wish to please,
Don't let your tongues do careI,sS work,
but try and mind your g's
Dayre, in Youths Companion.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14

inch apart, half an Inch long, and
make both cuts from the same side OF
the tin square.
Bend back the small piece between
the cuts. Slip each paddle into the slit
made for it, and you will find the dou-
bled up tin will just fill the saw cut
nicely The axle of the wheel must bs
very straight metal rod about six
inches long. A telegraph wire makes
an excellent axle. Force the rod
through hole made in the center of
the wheel. When the wheel is wet the
axle will be found firmly wedged in it.
The box to inclose the wheel Is
necessary not only to support it, but
to keep the water from flying around.
1t may be made of wood taken from
soap box. If the wheel is of the size
given above the two sides should be
eight inches square. The ends are fas
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
Desperate.

DO yau realize how serious thing
marriage is?" her father, who was
the president of the company. asked
after the young man had laid the case
before him.
Yes, sir. I've thought it all over
I'm fully aware that it will be mighty
serious. but it'll be worse if l don't
get her. The general managers taken
a dislike to me, and if I'm to keep my
JOB here there's got to be something
doing right way.''-Chicago Record
Herald
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14

teen years ] suffered
with terrible pain in
my back. l did not
know what it was to
enjoy a nights rest
and arose in the
morning feeling tired
and unrefreshed. NY
suffering sometimes
w as sim ply inde-
serbia bic. When 1
finished the first box
OF Doan's Kidney
Pills | felt like a
different woman. /
continued until | had
fn1.nn Eya u
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
Sympathy.

You look awfully tired, young
man." said the benevolent looking
woman to the young man with the
books under. his arm
Yes, ma'am," replied the student,
I'm studying for a DOCTOR"
Its a shame! Why don't you let
the doctor study for himself ?"-
Yonkers Statesman.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
FOREIGN CELEBRITIES.

Alfred De Rothschilds, one of the
famous banking family, has a private
circus at his country seat, Halton House.
England. The ring, about 100 yards in
diameter, is surrounded by trees.
Eminent German professors are be-
coming proverbial for their longevity.
The latest to celebrate his seventeen
birthday is Ewald Herring, of the Ger
man university at Prague. Like Helm
holtz, Brucke, Dubois, Fechner and
others. he has done original work III
several branches of science, but perhaps
als most important discoveries relate
to the physiology Of memory.
On Lord Kitcheners recent tour in
the interior of the Simla hills he re-
celyed an address of welcome from the
raJah OF Bashahr, who assured him that
the songs of your excellency's STAIN
less glory, of the sincere, impartial and
the honest acts of the late Transya3I
war (which are the real ornaments ct
the honorable officers of your excelIen-
cy,s position), are cheerfully sung by tie
heavenly nymphs in Paradise. p
William Evans. formerly protector
OF Chinese il the Straits Settlements,
who was induced by the British GOV
ernment to go to South Africa to super
intend the arrangements connected with
the importation and the housing OF the
Chinese in South Africa, has refused to
remain there. He said he would never
consent to be a slave driver. and th-,t
the conditions under which the Chinese
worked in South Africa were inoo-
scribable.
I1e late Sir William Vernon Har-
court. though an ardent fighter, was
one OF the most fcrgiving and k1nG-
hearted men. On one occasion, years
ago, I. P. O'Connor asked him in tie
house of commons regarding the size OF
cells in convict prisons Sir William
gave the desired information with such
exactness as to suggest a laugh in the
house, but cheers followed when the
head OF tae home office quietly ex-
planned that he had considered it his
duty to visit several such cells. so as to
know by personal knowledge how the
unfortunate beings who were con-
cemned to dwell there were accustomed
to fara
The Blindness Of Love.
My fiance is SO different from other
men.'
"Of course he is. since he proposed TO
Jou. kansas City Star.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14

Doan's Kidney Pills act very effective
ly, very promptly. relieve the aching
pains and all other annoying difficult
ties !"
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price SO
cents per box.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
q would Empty the House.

Young Dramatist (proudly)-S
sorry / can't give you seat for the
first performance of my new play, old
man. The fact is that every seat is
booked. @
His Friend-Oh, well, I'll just wait
until the end OF the first act; there
will be plenty Of room then.-Brown
Book.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
A Tip.

Il am thinking of getting out paper
for girls. What sort of contents should
it have?'
To make an instantaneous hit it
should contain cake and pickles and bon
bons. Houston Post.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
A Reasonable Suspicion.

Is Miss Pretty considered fast?"
Gracious, no! What put that idea
into your head?"
why. heard Splinter had been try
ing to catch her for the last six
months. Houston Post.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
"a. IN Concentrations.

"Riches, my friend" said the pluto
crat. "do not bring happiness"
Maybe not" said the proletarian,
..but it must be q heap of satisfaction
Is have lot of money and be able to
talk like that to chap that hasn't
got any. Chicago Tribune.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
Strategy.

ssyVbv ia the Russian commander drill.
inc h;s men to march backward. asked
NE the astonished war correspondent. Has
"Oh mo-" replied the spy. That Il
70 keep the world from thinking they
were running if they get shot while re.
treating Chicago Daily News.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
Told the Trnth.

Darringer.. have you quarter you
do6't want?"
why, certainly. Here it is
The next day:
Il say. Darringer, that quarter you
gave me was bad one"
Yes, Bromley. You asked me If
had quarter that l didn't want
Brown Book.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-01-14
Conservative Home Body.

Shes very quiet, conservative
woman, understand"
Eyes, indeed; a regular home body.
She has practically no interests outside
the domestic circle"
Really"
mo Goubt of it at all. Why, she
doesn't belong to more than six clubs,
and she is not running for office in any
of them. San Antonio Express.