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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
COnnIy.
BILL.

Mr.. EDITOR: We are having nice
warm weather at present and hope it
will continue.
The farmers are about all done cut
ting corn. Some have began to husk.
A lecture was given at the M. +,
church by Rev. Dunn on Thursday
evening, Sept. %, and there was
large audience. All rep orted it fine.
The funds were for the church.
Roy Schooley purchased a new
buggy last week. Now you can show
the girls nice time, Roy.
Geo. Warner is slowly improving,
after an attack of jaundice.
John Hagerman is improving his
dwelling house by adding a fine, new
porch.
Rev. ]. w. Ben and wife took dim
ner with l.. b. Mari and family on
Friday.
II. A. Snyder and wife were seen
at this place last week.
This week is the Milton Fair, and
we are having fine roads for it.
Three ladies from Iowa were visit
ing old acquaintance around here
last week. They say Pennsylvania is
all right.
Mrs. l.. +. FELTON, passed this way
last week.
Mrs. VIII. Mari is spending few
days abroad.
Thos. Watt and family spent Sum
day with Lloyd Shocks.
A little four-months-old son Of
Malon Hagerman died Monday night.
The funeral was held Thursday after
noon. Interment was made in Tur-
botville cemetery.
Oct. 3, 1905.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Stylish Tailored Suits

Wooex Garments Fashion Fauess No other make possesses
We
Wodex that essential garment that leaves IN style
jacket hip length double
trimmed velvet
Brown and Black Clevio long length jacket
collar, lared peaed skirt
of double breasted fitting
mereed Skirt peated knees
flare
jacket black velvet stitching
elbow
Skirt peated and lad
Suitg mnish full length tight fitting
black collar shoulders
peated to bottom, lined waist full sleeves lined .
tight fitting length silk braid
Skirt
plainly circular
Boadco length tight fitting
double collar and buttons full lined with
Skirt peaed knees flare.
Mixed Tweed mannh trimmed
jackets
eaLul
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06

Fishes undoubtedly communicate
with their fellows. Even If they can
not talk" they have other means Of
communication that are better adapted
to their needs. We know how readily
fishes recognize their mates and how
quickly brooding fishes repel intruders
Of their own or other species. Some
thing besides seeing them-perhaps
some sense Of which we have no con-
ception-may do this. Many fishes
communicate with their fellows bv
means of sounds produced through the
medium Of their air bladders, by grind
ing their teeth together and in various
other ways.
The sense of touch Is highly devel-
oped In many fishes and doubtless en-
abIes them to communicate. The sense
of taste, located all over the skin in
some fishes, in the fins in others, and
the sense of smell. strongly developed
In some forms of submarine life. also
must be aids to communication.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
A STRENUOUS REMEDY.
How II Servant Tried to Sober Up n
DlbuIOus Diplomat.

How II Servant Tried to Sober Up n
DlbuIous Diplomat.
The story had reference to a former
senator of the United States who was
sent to Russia as minister. There were
various evidences in the archives of
the legation that sobriety was not this
gcntleman's especial virtue and among
them very many copies of notes in
which the minister, through the secre-
tary of legation, excused himself from
keeping engagements at the foreign Of
flee OH the ground of Sudden indispo-
sition."
Mr.. Prince told me that one day this
minister's valet, who was an Irish
man, came to the consulate and said:
"Oill not stay with his igsillincy amy
longer. Oi've done wild him."
whats the trouble now?" said Mr..
Prince.
: "Well," said the man, this morning
OF thought it was tonne to get his
igsilllncy out OF bed, for he had been
drunk about week and In bed most
Of the tonne, and so OF went to him
and says gentle-loike, Would your ig'
silllncy have a cup Of coffeeT when he
rose up and shtruck me in the face
On that OF took him by the collar, lift
cd him out of bed, took him across the
room, showed him his ugly face in the
glass, and OF said to him, says OF, rs
thin the eyes of an invoy extraor-r-r-r
dinary and ministher plinipotentiar
ryr"-From the Autobiography Of An
drew d. White. .. ..--
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
SCHUYLER Happenings.

/
Mr.. EDIToR:-September closed
with week of extremely hot wealth.
er. On Saturday the mercury kept
going up by degrees until it reached
81 degrees The ground is very dry
and wheat is showing the effects OF
| the drouth and heat. 1t is looking
quite yellow, indicating the presence
OF the fly.
On Saturday evening surprise
party was given Mrs. Edward Shade,
in honor of her birthday. 1t was at.
tended by large number of neigh
bors.
Mr.. w. j. Smith is building new
front to his house. 1t will be quite
an improvement when completed.
The farm now occupied by Mr..
Gresh, and belonging to the estate of
George NJ. Smith, was sold, so ru-
NOR says, to Mr., Chas. Dye for 81
900.
Some corn is being husked, and a
great deal is yet uncut. 1t is quite
dry for SO early in the season The
yield is good.
Mr.. Simon Jarrett and wife spent
Sunday at Mr.. John NJ. Smiths.
Miss Nellie Fetherolf spent Satu-
day and Sunday at her home at MAJ
eppa.
Mr.. Paul NJ. Glaze, of Jersey Shore,
is visiting relatives at Turbotville and
vicinity.
The supervisors are not obeying the
law in neglecting TO remove the loose
stones from the roads. In many
places there are so many that it
makes it unpleasant to drive off IL
walk. Wake up, or some OF you may
have to pay that ten dollars line.
The tax collector has been inter
viewing the citizens here during the
past week. Everybody is surprised
to find their taxes considerably higher
than last year ar-about IA per cent. 1t
looks as though there was something
rotten in Denmark, when such an in
crease takes place, especially when
there seems TO he no call for it. Why
parently no call for larger expendi-
lures than in other years Will
somebody please explain ?
Mr.. B. +. Stahlnecker has purchas-
ed new clover thresher. 1t does
splendid work.
Oct. 2, 1905. BILL.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06

"What kind Of head do you like on
n MANI was asked of the president of
corporation employing several thou
sand hands. lie replied: 1T depends
altogether on what | want the head
to do. Each department of our busi-
ness requires u different shape of head.
We don't look for veneratlon, benevo-
lencc, generosity, sublimlty, conscien-
tiousness, acquisltiveness or ideality.
Take them all in all, | think I'd rather
have around me men of combativeness,
aggressiveness, hope, spirit, construc
tlveness. | try to pick out such. l
should like every man In my employ
to have Mt least two-thirds of his head
In front Of his ears. Men with big
back heads are overweighted with in
tellect; too slow to keep up with the
age"-New York Press.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Wedding at Central.

A very pretty home Wedding took
place at noon yesterday at The resi-
dence of Squire ami Mrs. q e. YoIke,
of @ .ntra!, VIII IL their daughter, NJ q
Florence Yorss became the bride of
B. e Fritz. of Line Ridge.
The house was beautifully trimmed
the floral decorations, trailing pine
pink aud orange carnations beia2
much in evidence. The wedding G. re.
mcny, which was performed by the
Rev. Gordon Gray. of the NJ Il.
church, JamisoI City, was soemnized
under can0py of pink and whts
carnations.
Miss Ida GallahGr. of this city, n
cousin of the bride. was bridesmaid,
while the groom was ACCOMPANIED by
his brother. Eugene Fritz, Of Divide.
The bride was gowncd in white silk
null. and the bridesmaid was dressed
in white paris musline.
reception followed lhs marriage,
after which the happy couple left for
q tour through the EAST.
II addition to guests present from
the vicinity of the bride S and groom's
homes, the following were there from
this city: Mrs. Mary Yorks, Mrs.
Jasper B. Gearhart, Mrs s. Y. Thomp.
son, Mis-. W. Fred Jacobs, Mrs.
Flora Voris, Mrs. Seth Lormer. Mr..
Alfred VorIs. Mrs. Martha Gearhart,
Mrs. Annie Mccoy, Mr.. and MIS-. h.
@. Voris, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Bar.
tholomew, Mr.. and Mrs. Johu B. Nc
Coy, Miss Ida Yorks, Miss Ida Gala
her, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry YoIks,
Charles E. Voris, Edwin V. Stroh
DR.. John Yorks, of Phila ieiphia. Mrs.
James McWilliams, and Miss Agrei
Curry. of Mooresburg, and Miss Sarah
Voris, of PottsRroye.
The groom, who is we'll known in
this vicinity, isan energetic Sunday
school worker. and is employed as
bookkeepe: for Low Bros. s. Co., at
Lime Ridge.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
THE PUZZLE TANkARD.
1t Was n Feature OF the Seventeenth
Century Tavern.

~ vyyn, :, Inn,ur,, ~ tJ,n ga,-nn,oon,h
Century ,r,yern
ovrbis ia - nu21lo ton,korI" " soid tho
ontiouorv .arrv II"
Tha tanl,rd Of nocrIiar sbona with
odd uttIo ero,,ts ,,.ot,,,1i,,o, f,ar, n IL,
nnexnnctea nIncos w,s made of h,ro
Glazed ,,,o,.o and ON II ,yos eoro+ohod
tbo storg,.
w. ,,.., ,
claim NV birth.
I'm made a joke for man.
But now I'm here,
cip l'lea wv WIN sooe ~ i oieer,
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
JACK TAR'S GIN.
The Way Liquor Was Struggled
Aboard One of Our Warships.

The Way Liquor Was Struggled
Aboard One of Our Warships.
While on the China station in 1885
the master at arms mess on the Unit
cd States steamer Omaha was IN a
drunken and demoralized condition for
several weeks. Try as he might the
captain could not discover where the
liquor was coming from. Finally al!
shore liberty was stopped, but the
drunkenness did not cease. On the
morning of sailing while the executive
officer was near the port gangway
watching the taking in Of stores he
asked what was in large demijohn
that came over the side with boxes
and packages. He was told that 1t was
vinegar. He pulled the cork and sniff
ed it. 1t was vinegar. Then his at
tcntion was attracted by the tag
marked master ut arms mess,' and
remarkng that the mess must be u.s.
ing vinegar for bathing, as he had al
ready seen the same demijohn brought
aboard twice within that week, he or
dered the officer of the deck to inspect
it carefully and taste it, lie did; II
was vinegar. That officer, however
noticed that the jug had an unusually
long neck. He poured out small
quantity of vinegar and discovered an
extra cork In the bottom Of the neck.
Below that were three gallons of gin.
The vinegar between the corks had
served to deceive the inspecting Of
fcer ut tie gangway for month";
Chicago News.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
IEongo TattooinE.

In the Kongo colonies of Belgium
both men and women are tattooed ac-
cording to their status in society. a
woman of high caste will have a de-
sign not unlike Zouave jacket worked
upon her back, and it would seem that
the native IS as content with this mode
of covering as if it were substitute
for clothing. BY injecting the juice Of
certain herbs the scars left by the tat
tooing process retain a swollen ap-
pearance, giving the effect of basrelief
work. The thorns of the acacia are
generally used as needle, while
certain black clay is used as a coloring
medium
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
WHAT HE WOULD DO.
Colonel Hayes Had an Answer Ready
For General Scott.


For General Scott.
OF Colonel John C. Hayes, who
served with distinction under General
Winfield Scott i'll the Mexican war; an
amusing story is told by 4. e. Parish
in his Gold Hunters of California"
Hayes, with his command, had been
out scouting On his return he made
no report to General Scott, who sent
for him. General Scott was verlta,
Bile martinez in enforcing military dis.
cipline. After Hayes was seated in the
commanders headquarters Scott said,
Colonel Hayes. l have received no re
port of your expedition against the
padre" 81 did not think it worth
while" said Hayes. Every officer of
the army is required to make a full re.
port of everything to his superior Off
Ger. Please make your report verbal.
!y."
Hayes began by saying that he struck
the PADRES trail on certain day, fol
lowed it for two days, and on the third
day, while his command was resting at
noon and taking their siesta, the old
padre came down on them. The boys"
gathered themselves together and whip
ped the McXicans off, killing quite
number Of the padres command. HIS
own loss was insignificant-one killed
and three wounded. surprised you,
eh?" queried Scott. yes; we were not
expecting him" where were your
pickets?' Did not have any"
"Whatr shouted General Scott. "a
colonel in the regular army of the
United States go into camp in the
heart of the enemy's country and new.
er place picket on guard? What
would you do if surprised when
asleep?' "Shoot the first man that
walked me up!" was the cool reply.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
4 Place of Great Heat.

The largest of the Avail islands,
which are scattered over :onsidera-
bic area in the Persian gulf, is said to
be earth's hottest place. The mean tenn
perature of Bahrein, as 1t Is called, is
90 degrees for the whole year. No Eu-
ropean can endure the heat, which ut
midnight rises to 100, in the morning is
107 or 10S and by in the afternoon
reaches the phenomenal height of no
degrees. The island is inhabited by
Arabs. The following high tempera-
lures are also experienced at the places
named: Parts Of Algeria. 127 degrees;
Agra, III degrees, and Lahore, 107 de-
grees.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Granville antellieeuce,
STATE OF ONO, Cry OF TOLEDO, ! GO
Established In 1928.

Lucas COUNTY.
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner If the ii m of +. j.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid,
and that said firm will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use OF Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day OF December,
A. ID. 1856.
(SEAL.) A. w. GLEASON,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Send
for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY K CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa
ton.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
CIinton's Big Tobacco Crop.

The Clinton county tobacco crop has
been cut and housed, and it is un.
dou btedly the finest in ten years.
There were 367 acres grown. which
will average 1.400 pounds to the acre
and net the growers about $50, 900.
Fully fifty per cent. of the crop has
been sold. Sales reported show an in
crease in price over last year.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
A Three rlOnths' Trip.

W. l.. Gouger on Saturday returned
to Danville altar a three. months trip
through the middle and New England
States. Mr.. Gouger is interested in a
new invention very popular among
farmers. known as combination
tool" consisting OF anvil. wise and
several other appliances.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
An ApDreciatiye WcyShr

The following tasty inscription is
from family mausoleum erected by a
Welsh landowner ana magistrate In
Merionethshlre. To eXpend turf win.
n!ngs on erecting tomb looks ut first
sight eccentric, but possibly the build.
er was moved by the reelection that
betting has brought many to their
graves:
AS to my latter end go
To seek my jubilee
1 bless the good horse Bendigo,
That built this tomb for me.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Odd Fellows at BellefOnte.

Preparations are being made for the
seventy sixth annual communication of
the Grand Enoampment of Pennsyl.
vauia 1. o. o. f. and the Department
Council of the Patriarchs Militant to
be held at Bellefonte October 18th and
18th. Three hundred representatives.
as many visitors and number OF
lodges in uniform will attend.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
A "Sovereign" That Costs Only One
Dollar,

DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite REM
edv, of Rondout, n. Y, is a "Sover-
eign" medicina for nervousness,
Rheumatism, Kidney and Liver CO M.
plants, and all the ills peculiar To
women. 1t drives the poison from
the blood, and restores the patient
to the bloom of health. You will
never regret the exchange of one dol,
for bottle.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
No matter what your business,

No matter what your business, use
good printing. It's the dress by
which the public judges you. We
can please you and make your print
ing a profitable investment. The In.
telligencer Printery, rear of No. 1C
West Mahoning street.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Wool Knit Jackets and Vests

The will will
and later o coat or
and white
in
l5) Misses Golf Jackets white with high
col and cuffs
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Shirt Waists for Fall and Winter

sterling
White Flannel
Silk 9th in
ain bI uCOOrs at
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
New Stocks for
Fall and Winter
RESpLENDENT IN BEAUTY
The Latest Creative Styles


There's the plank of organization specified by to every
department buyer and each department the high crest
full detail of these points We want lady tc
inspect stocks that be able you that Sceyer
hest
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06

A wonderful powder that cures tired, aching,
swollen, sweating feet and makes new or
tight shoes easy. Ask to-day for Aliens
Foot Ease. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores,
25c. Don't accept any substitute.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Misses and ChiIdren's Fall Jackets.

the Miss heavy
winter pretty and nice for school
80 Blue Chevos trimmed with buttons beled back
color o re
with stitched collar and belt back.
~ Red roacoth with white shield on arm back and belt
mat back
coaress
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06

sediment or set
tling indicates all
unhealthy condi-
ton of the kid
neys; if i, stains
your linen it is
evidence Of kid
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
pass 1t or pain in
the back is also
kidpevc and HAD
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
convincing proof that the kidneys and /
der are out of order.
What to no


What to Do.
There is comfort in the knowledge SO
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmers Swamp
Root, the great kidney remedy fulflls every
wish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part
OF the urinary passage. 1t corects inability
to hold water and scalding pain in passing
it, or bad effects following use of liquor,
wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity Of being compelled to 90 often
during the day, and to get up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. 1t stands the highest for its won
derful cures of the MOST distressing cases.
If you need medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists in SOC. and ST.. sizes.
You may have sample bottle Of this
xaPasf5o' sHd 5ooh 'Rs; dRss'FsFy tsiis aa.g
more abouti both sent 4 !IIiEs,s:1
absolutely free by mail. ,is:s hal .s.slEIs29
Address Dr. Kilmer g. Home of swampRoot
Co., Binghamton, Y. When writing men,
ton reading this generous offer in this paper.
Don't make any mistake, but remember the
H9d6C' Swamp-Root, DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, and the address Binghamton, n Y, on
every hottie.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble
and Don't Know 1t.


Fill bottle or common glass with yon
water and let it stand twenty-four hours
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
A New Line of Framed Pictures

o Il
special unusually
Pastes, large COLA frame 800
Painting Cod
49,
Imitation Steel Engraving, large sizes
Cy Pictures 2OO Den lfctures Chry Work
loo.
English Hunting q
(ooed Paintings 10 and
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06

Mr.. EDITOR: We are having nice
warm weather at present and hope it
will continue.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06
Turning to Winter Footwear

Men:Tbe
made that follows the anatomical lines OF the natural made for the comfort
well durability They
proo sole All the shapes colt
ca and cali Always
Princess For Ladies' Nen comfort and
soe colt and calf lace button and buche style
and 800
to
Ladies surprising qualities goodness
Grocery PriCes-Saturday, Oct T.
of
Pearl Tapioca It's lbs. for DOc
quart best Table at 19c.
Hest qua Red Salmon, for 2lc
10 lb. sack for
Store Go.
Front ST. - MILTON, PA. - Elm ST.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
Gideons at "Big Meeting -

The announcement is made that the Gid
cons, the aggressive organization which
binds together thousands of Christian trav-
cling men, will have charge of the big
meeting for men at Lafayette Opera
House tomorrow. Charles H Palmer, ma
tonal superintendent of Gideons, comes
from Kansas to be present at this service.
to make the principal address. He will take
as his theme THE Equipment of Man"
A patriotic musical program is announced
in special commemoration of the birthdays
of Mckinley. Lincoln and Washington The
Marine Band will give program Of ma
tional airs, and Mr.. John A. Finnegan will
sing THE Star-Spangled Banner" to the
accompaniment of the band
There will be moving pictures showing
last days in the life of Mckinley and stere-
opticon views of the lives of Washington
and Lincoln.
Admission will, as usual, be by ticket
only. These tickets may be secured free at
hotels and drug stores generally. The
meeting is given under Y. NJ. c. A. aus
piceS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
Local Option Fight.

The temperance people OF the northern
neck of Virginia are waging vigorous
war against the violators of the local
option laws, which are now universal
throughout the entire section of Virginia
between the Potomac and Rappahannock
rivers. A few days ago James Thomas
was prosecuted in the circuit court of
Northumberland county, and a conviction
was secured on a charge of violating the
anti-liquor selling law. Thomas was fined
$500 and was required to give bond in the
sum Of 81 900 not to repeat the offense.
Failure to give bond would have sent
Thomas to jail.