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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03
Very Low Rates to Agricultural
Associations Meeting, Lincoln, Neh.,

Via the North Western Line, will be
sold at reduced rates Jan. IA to 10, in
elusive, limited TO return until Jan. IS,
inclusive Apply to agents Chicago Il
North Western R'y.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03
Settlers One Second Class Rates
to the Southeast,

Via the North Western Line, will be in
effect on the first aud third Tuesdays
in January, February, March andApril,
1905, to Kentucky, Alabama, Georgia,
North Carolina. Florida and other
southern states. For full IT, formation,
tickets, etc. inquire Of agents Chicago
& North Western R'y.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

pua 9siItolebiemmet I 9olbin9. os
/ 6ebruar og Darts paatonter ban
en- ligncnbe Interchangeable i SiGIs
Lamb og paa 6pen, bportil ban
oaereoe bar moOtaget en- Nangoe
SnobDoelier.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

Gn Ga6er, Der iretteIatte fin
Sen, fagbe / en- ftrang Zone til
ban: u9ur bu muaife n%osenIinbe
iet mig opfsre mig FABIAN. ba ies
bar 9rsng?"
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

@ a a m an b Segner. :
I6eieiterets Webe ben 10. Dec. fore
toees en- Sag imob Spodmonben
g. %. Segner / ct. Stranbfrabe,
&sbsnbapn, Der | goraorst bleD
bemt oeb 5siefteret for bet famine,
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

oDonferen" ubguar 10 9anas N
ueen. $3.50 aarIis. prpDesRr. frit.
DANISH PUBLISHING HOUSE.
-. BLAIR, NE Rtil
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

Store 8dber I'll Strife
Oct tsbenbaon7fe Sir
fono bar / Ropem6er Maaneb mob.
taget aoitiki9e itorre 9aoer, boor=
ibIanot 10 poa 1000 ar. fra ufeno-
te, anonpme Gipere. 9i9elebes er
Der ] be ferIte Dage at December
itanfet 1000 SIR. fra en- anonnm
Ben at Sa9en.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

Gn oiOunberlig Reo=
ming. paa ND6p9nin9erne Der
let 9amle 81. G6omas" ftprtsoc
forlsoen eftermiO0ag peo 4z3ibsr
en- 0urerioenb. 5ranb Slangerup,
boenbe 3~ooesgabe 9, ne6 fra i.
Gals 6eioe. Sans 9%ammerater
oniou BAN for tnuit. og ban bar
beOiOitles, ba ban lugbes / Qmbus
lonteoo9nen for al tsres til 5rebe=
rits6era 6ofpitoG. Deb 969eunbers
iogelie bite bet FIG imiblertio. at
ole abatelierne bar at oberfa6if
0atur; intet Stebs bar gruo at
IpOre, bpab Der moa anta9es at
B orsre fra, at ban falbt / en- Ganbs
bunte. Gfter at ban par blebet
forbun0et bleO ban efter eget On
ite tert til fit 9jem og pil olerebe
ON ct Bar 9ags tunne begpnbe 1T
4rbejbe igen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

itiale to Bar. Sud 9it BET GAIT. oq
bun blep orreIteret.
!6enoes 5remgangsmaabe BAR
ben, at bun benao 5braftenstiO
itiol Stsolerne. iom bun trat pot
Il en- @aoeogr tGt peb 5a6ritfen.
0erpaa git bun en- Zines 3io meO
Dem. faa at Be bleo libt tiiImuo=
Iie0e, Og Iaa puntiuttes be. Ben
gene moreoe bun fig fer.
Den IA. Dec. bleD bun pso 5re=
O%erifsberg girfs Grtraret iosmt
@ono % grsO / 6X5 0a9e.
@e0 Ordination i Ri6e
9omtirte ben IA. Dec. orbinerebes
fslgenbe teologiite &anbiooter:
@obaro Warius 5reberiffen. be-
it.ttet III miotertioig prqfepiet
MeO6ialpsr 6os S%Ognepraften for
6OliebrO O9 Mubierg Meni94sOer;
Og
Sans gjerrum 6anien. ontagef
iom 6ebningemisfonar / bet banffe
Wisionsielifabs 5jeneite.
Sognerda0et tom lite /
.Qrrft. ,Ri6e @mtstibenbe" for
teller:
0arum Sognsraao ffuloe 8orss
bag ben 8. Dec. begpnbe at afione
en- gsbe, fom Qmtsruabet 6upOe
oitteret, forbi Sogneraaoet = Tom
tibligere omtalt - life babbe betalt
Reitbelsbet at ltbgiften beb Sitanbs
iattelien at groen oOer Sneum Qa.
Den Itsrre 9ulpoel at Rao0et, be-
ftaaenbe af a Meblemmer, bboris
blanbt 5ormanben, mebte bd ogz
faa / Ribe. Den minbre 6olpbel,
~beituasnbe at 3 Meblemmer af Raas
bet. ftufbe faa oflsie benz I naFe
uge.
De msbte Sogneraobsmeblemmsr
baObe imibIertib ftret fig juriOif
6j9lp, og Der bleb ftrats nebldgt
proteft mob beres 59ngslin9. Dem
ne proteit baDbe til 5slQe, at oe
4 SogneraubsmebIemmer flap for
at blibe Fat / arreit, og Der bill MI
n9ppe bltbe fenbt 8ub efter benz
oftere / ben 4nlsbning, fod libt fom
efter beres biemmeb9rsnbe 8 aols
le9er.
Spsresmdulet ON, bbem Der ffaI
uorebe 11beiften Deb groens e.
ftdnbIattelfe, biz formentlig nu Biz
re ofgiort Deb en- Retsfog mel
lem Qmtsraubet og 0arum Cog.
nernob.
9r. @tfr. Spfen affGuttebe
2srbug ben 10. Dec. fin ibbifs
Sorebrugstourns me6 ct 5orebrag t
Gtlte6org. 6r. SpTen bar I 9iben
OttOber til December boIbt balpt.
hunbrebe T%orebraq pmfrino | be
jboite aebIteber, Stdtions6Der 90
5orebrdgsforeninger omtring pna
2dnbet. @mnet bar gennemgaaenbe
beret: ben brunbeife Nanbsretnirg
og bens SnbHbbelTe paa 2itteratur,
presie og 2ib.
Gn Rntte G~orebrag, bborom ST..
oSpfen bar mobtdget Mnmobning,
bar at Maneel pad Sib mudttet
ubfattes til Ienere.
5rebie Sulebag taller 6r. Spfen
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

@ubstienefte pr. 7eGe=
on. Reboftsr Suns 3. Senfen,
Stege, Der fOruben oMsns 5oltee
blao" birigerer bele 2ens 3elefons
OGfen, dnfe9te / i'm lib ON 9iIas
oeIfe til at l9gge en- 3elefon- ellsr
~rettere fun en- Mttrofon = inb paa
pr9oiteitolen / Stege 9irte. Del
Itets / anIebnins at, at en- Dame
/ Stege, ION bar fpg og lite tunbe
tomme / airfe, snitebe at fibre
6jemme og bere pr9bitenen. Meu
9irteautoriteterne imsbetom life I'm
oroeeren.
gu mebbeler ,Msns 5olfebIab",
at / en- Sirfs / 9steborg er Der
inblagt 9elefOn oeO Yrobiteftolen,
fuu at alore og fbugefige Menigs
febsmeblemmer, Der bar 5eIefon.
fan Iibbe bjemme Og bsre prebis
fenen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

mango bBrer bjemme uoe / 9anoet,
faar ct MT Samlingsite til Barn
ON oeres folteIige og triitelige Gin.
- @i ital / ben tomenbe 9inter og
CONNER bare / 9aber minoit So,
900 8r. foruoen bet inbfomne; ri
6eoer ale 9riItne ON oeres giorug
BERTH og baober pua, at benne gsn
nil 6lioe bprt og OpfpIOt.
Sens Rerregaarb.
MtnbssmGrte for 6ru
Scbrgber. st Minoesmprte
for afogbe 8ru G6rpoer. 4Ifop
6pjItole. agtes. ifelge q. g., reiIt
Ii 4Itob eQer Stibeluno STRAIT. st
Opraab ongaaenoe Minnoesmartet
bill meb bet ferite blioe uoienbt fra
en- areb5 af tioligere QffoOzgIeOer.
Stamp ON eft Barn. Gnts
lebanbler g, Der er iepareret fra
fin 6uitru, bapOe fact zig tiaagt
Mpnbigbeoen oper og 0mforg for
oeres eneite Barn, en- 3zaarig 9iqs.
Iom 5aberen bsrpua fatte / qIeis
bos en- Dame / 9olte. Jorle0en
inbfanbt Moberen fig Der og bort
fsrte Barnet, og oa 5aoeren ut
Weobelelfe berom, bao ban yolt-
tiet ON Qsfitance. Moberen opz
fpgtes og fanotes / en- 9eiligbeo i
2aregaoe, apbenbapn, og bun bleO
oerfor t.Iiu9t til 5orher oq abb
ipurgt, bbor Barnet bar. !6un err
tl9rebe, bet bar biemme / 9eiligs
6eoen. og mebens bun bolbtes til
bage / polititammeret, aflagbe 3D.
.fogoen, leoia9et at G1tIebanblerens
Sagferer. ct 8efsg / 6iemmet for
at bente Barnet. Oct bar Der imib=
lertio life; os bet fpntss, iom ON
bet ct Bar 0age ~iforoeisn er BE
ben ienot bort.
gu leber politiet efter bet.
Ct Athens 8egn. Qutti.
onsbirettrren ! 3g6enbabn inbtaI=
Der til Meoe ben %. bg., ffriDer
n0gbI.~ At 10. Dec, / Qnleoning
al, at en- gant og 1lOlags6aOer bar
begaret Qftieielfta6et oQrbejoernes
5Oriamlingsbpgning paa 9eiterbrO5
Gjen0om paa GngbuOenei Qr. 40
itiGet til 5oangsauttion.
u6u. 5ale Orb Iige op mob ben
glade Sui
Nlen iaban gaar bet. 6obmoO
itcar for Sab, og bet par narmeIt
&ejbeospanoio, bu Social6emOtras
tiet | 1895 uben &apital gap iig
at opfsre neutrality-suspicious.
ube Oeb gngbapeOej meb 6dbe, Reg
Reftuprunt, Safe, 0anfeiaf
og 5bcdter. !uO9renbe 5oltetinass
manb 6. 6Daer bar BAIT fIemme
4ur ION 5ormunb for al benne
SerIigbeb, Der nu enbeIig = efter
msgen 5amIen, Strib og 6ulten
Jig = igennem - rainier fam
men. 4ttietapituIen bar / mango
Qar p9ret tabt, os Socialbemofras
tiet tdber nu ct Deficient 8els6
(efter Sigenbe ca. 5000 9r.D; men
oerimob hammer aataitrofen pao
GnghdDebei Gieren at en- 3. priorie
tet pdd 10000 &r., Der inbeItaur
sfter TO 2dan reip. til asbenbaDns
arebitforening Og 9bpotbetfOreninz
gen.
Gfter Muttionsrettens 8efenbte
/ S~tatstibenbs er Qrealet
ca. 19,400 a%DubratuIen fort, og
naur bette 5ul f1nes rin9e. ligger
bet /, at Qttieielitabst aft bar bort
frlgt ct Stptte at @runben og bet
bet oarbifulbefte 5jsrne.
en- 6 anbsbb forbunb H..
airtbolm beb 6oriens
6eitob tibligere af en- Mangbe9a ur@
be, Der lua pua i'm bante ptubs.
er imiblertib MI flbtteoe
uo pau TO nar, Iom III. o6oriens
til 5Orauret Ogfda BIZ
h(inp 9h4lehe ,,N m horYnph er {cn
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

bporfor ban MI er %tiltalt. nemlig
for peo apertisIementer / 9laoene
ON aortopIagning og 8%ortuotpos
ming at bare Iottet 5olt til fig
for at fpaa Dem ON oeres 5remtiO
.cg iaa taget Detailing 4erfor peo
at formaa De belsgenbe til at f
tribe BAN qerfumer parierenbe fra
80 gre, til 1 SIR. so Gre pr. 9lus.
5roos 6pieiteretsbommen / 5Oraos
ret er 9egner aItfaa 0ebbIeoen msO
benne SpaabirtIOmbeO paa paien.s
Zig iamme maooe iom tibligere, p5
Standardization bar oerfor ibem1
BAN en- MaaneO5 FmpeIt 59n9ieI.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

Ct Sogneroab arres
item. Sogneraobet | 9urum Der
Ribe bar Iange ligget / Crib meb
Qmtsraabet ON ubgiFtsrne beb Gre.
purationen uf llroen ober Sneum
2ta; bet bfeo tiGTibIt bsmt til unber
9ugsmuIft at ubrebe psnesne, men
nagtebe bet ifdnbbdftigt. gu fdl
Raabets Meblemmer til at alton,
Mulften, fom er lebet op til 30
&r. 8e fire 9lbIte Mebfemmer Be.
qpnbte ifsfge o@effj. SotiaIbem."
ben 8. See. % be andre ire Sorss
bag ben Is. Dec. Ser er 30 Ser.
til bber at fiObe at, og bet ffal
tage iige en- lice.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

De fdmpirfenbe Mentgs
hebspfeier bofbt ON IFtenen
ben 8. Dec. Msbe I ,Betbesba"s
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

M in6esmGrte for 6ru
Scbrgber. st minbesmarte
for ofogbe 6ru Sdroosr, QItpp
6piitole. agtes. ifpl9e q. g., reiTt
I QItoo eaer Stibeluno STRAIT. st
Opraab angaaenoe Minnoesmartet
pil meo bet fprite blipe uoienot fra
en- areos af tiOligere QfobsgIeper.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03

en- 2anbsb1 forbunb n.
2anbsbben airfbolm beb 5orfens
6eitoO tibligere of en- Mangbegaur>
be, Der laa pud i'm bdnte plubs.
@aarbene er imiblertib nu lptteoe
uo puu to nar, ION III. o6oriens
Dogblab" til Joraaret ogfda BIZ
bliOe fpttebe ub, og bermeb er iou
ben tibligere 2%anbsbp belt forfpuns
ben og fun &irten tilbage.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-01-03
3iIffa et

tpntse. 6Orleben 5%ormiOoag,
oa en- At 0iutonisierne, Seiter
Trantisfa. Tom saoenbe gennem
W}attbausgooe / aebenbaon, gIeo
bun / bet febteOe SIRE % bratteoe
bet enc Ben. SUN blep baaret inb
/ Gienoommeu Rr. IA, meoens Der
Tenotes SUB efter en- Q~m6ulunc,.
bogn. 6bori bun tsrtes til 0iato-
nisieitifteIiens Spgebus.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
For Growing Girls.

West Pembroke, Me-, April "a
Mrs. A. l.. Smith, of this place, says
that Dodd's Kidney Pills are the best
remedy for growing girls. Mrs. Smith
emphasizes her recommendation by
the following experience:
MY daughter was thirteen years old
last November and it is now two years
since she was first taken with Crazy
Spells that would last a week and
would then pass off. In a month she
would have the spells again. At these
times she would eat very little and
was very yellow; even the whites of
her eyes would be yellow.
THE doctors gave us no encourage
ment, they all said they could not help
her After taking one box of Dodd's
Kidney Pills, she has not had one bad
spell. or course, we continued the
treatment until she had used in all
about dozen boxes, and we still give
them to her occasionally, when she is
not feeling well. Dodd's Kidney Pills
are certainly the best medicine for
growing girls"
Mothers should heed the advice of
MRS. Smith, for by so doing, they NAV
save their daughters much pain AID
sickness and ensure a healthy haSpv
future for them.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
WILD-BOAR HUNT IN JAPAN.
Say age Animals Provide Good Sport
for Hunters.


for Hunters.
"Shoji's quietude has just been dis
turbed by big wild-boar hunt" says
Japanese paper. Lately the cold
weather has driven the wild boars
down near the villages. The other day
q party of hunters routed out seven
or eight boars on the hills. A hunter
named Krahei wounded one of the
unsightly creatures and the animal
started down the hill to upset things
generally. Reaching the tiny village
of Furuseki, he rushed through a -four
mill and attacked a woman who was
cleaning wheat in shed hard by,
injuring her somewhat badly. A farm
er named Ito Kunichiro, hearing the
woman's cry for help, rushed to her
assistance and struck the boar with
his mattock, thus drawing the ami
mails attention to himself. The noise
now drew others to the spot and when
the hunters reached the village they
found that the peasants had succeeded
in giving the boar his quietus, and
that huge feast was in store for ally
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
New Equipment on the Santa Fe.

An order for some new equipment
was placed the other day by the Santa
Be. 1t comprises rs locomotives. $500
freight cars and 60 passenger coaches,
and postal cars, all to be delivered
within the next four months Fifteen
OF the new engines are Atlantic type
balanced compounds, thirty Pacific
type balanced compounds and thirty
Santa Fe type. This big expense. ag-
gregating more than $4,000, 900. is in
CURED in order that growing traffic
may be promptly handled. Present ia
c1llties are ample for today's travel
and shipments; tomorrow they may
not be sufficient. The Santa Fe looks
ahead; that is why it gets the business.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Oysters Filled Him lin

Baron Graham once asked ., =,
cure how many oysters he sbou,s 'p
In order to create a good appettt. s az
dinner, and was told to eat awav ~. ~,
he became hungry. The baros ,u s
never saw a joke, ate ten dozen W." ".s
then plaintively remarked: a,por s ~
word, don't think l am as b,,ngr, '
when I began"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
important to Mothers.
Stylish Hatpins,

Novel designs in hatpins are h
open scroll work, inclosed or topped
with one or two stones; or odd shapes
in scroll work with a flower in thu
center; baby face in rose gold with
flower; faces surrounded by flowers
Spanish topaz or an opal ball. or
pank tourmaline topping of open
scroll work in the German style Of
the new art. Jewellers Circular.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
TORTURING HUMOUR.
oooy d Mass OF Sores-Treated by
Three Doctors but Grew Worse
Cured by Cuticura for 75c.

my little daughter was a mass Of
sores all over her body. Her face
was eaten away, and her ears looked
as II they would drop off, l called in
three doctors, but she grew worse
Nelghbors advised Cuticura, and be-
lore had used half of the cake of
soap and box of ointment the sores
mad all healed, and my little ones
skin was as clear as newborn
paoe's. [ would not be without Cuti-
cura again If it cost five dollars, in
stoad of seventy-ive cents, which is
all 1t cost us to cure our baby. Mrs.
u. }. Steese, 701 Coburn St., Akron.
Ohio"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Boys Fish Story

In the little village of Woodville
Mass, lives a small boy, with a roeuish
eye, red cheeks and deep dimples
aged four years, and he answers to
the name of Dana He went into his
launt's house one day and remarked.
"I have been fishing"
She looked up with surprise and
said: Did you put the worms ON
yourself"
No! | put them on the hook" he
instantly replied.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Under the Elkins law, any railroad
company which pays rebates in any
form, or any shipper who accepts
them, is liable to a fine of from 81 900
10 $4,000, upon conviction. 1t also
prohibits the carrying of freight at
less than the published tariffs. The
interstate Commerce Commission is
empowered to detect and prosecute
violators OF this statute. President
Knapp of the Commission states that
since this law was passed, rebate pay
ing has been as rare as forgery.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

There is more Catarrh in this ueo.,.
s usRsr put
many years doctors pronounced ,ttraole For AN
prescribed local remedies and by local di,ei ~
70 cure With local treatment urnocnssStaat fS
ease and therefore requires const CONSTITUENCY,
HAIRS Catarrh Cure, manufacturer b tIsatn,s,
Co. TSledo Ohio 1, the only Const ~ cAss
dreps to Is taken
and mucous surfaces of the systsm e''y on the bs1
hundred dollars for any case Il fail. ttaey offer m,
for circulars and Testimonial iais 70 oure AZ
Address: F. j. CHENEY SEQ r.
Sold by Druggists, 75c. w. ioedo, 0hh
Take Halls Family Pills for constlpat,o,
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Those waves that rolled over tbe
Ceorlc may not have been a hundred
leet nigh, but when wave is coming
at you there is no time to take an ac-
curate geometric measurement.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Cold Storage of EruIt.

Cold storage of fruit in the United
States has grown to enoromus pro-
portions, nearly 100000 barrels OF
apples having been stored last year.
1t is found that if properly packed
and handled the fruit does not sensi
bly, deteriorate.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Prof Grlgori Nickolaiewitch Potanin
has been arrested by the Russian gov
eminent on suspicion. His name is
regarded as strong circumstantial evil
dence against him.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
We Are Easily Switched.

When a person asks you another
question in place of answering your
question, you must watch or you will
get separated without your question
being nswered.-Accuracy Press Blu
reau.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Society began with the monkey din
ner, science followed with the dinosau-
rus tea, and now sport comes forward
with the rhinoceros banquet. Finance.
dimes regularly on lamb.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

So far, the prayers of the Philade,-
Pnla people for Mayor Weaver appar-
ently haven't accomplished much. but
It's good thing for the people of any
city to get the praying habit.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Island Little Known.

Avss island, in the West lndleS' d
rarely visited, and little known ~
total length is three-quarters Oh
mile, and, as it rises only about - :"
II feet above the sea, it is not nou'0
able, even by day, until closely ~
preached.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Everyday Greatness.

He who walks through life with an
even temper and gentle patience; pa
tfent with himself, patient with
others, patient with difficulties and
crosses, he has an everyday greatness
beyond that which is won in battle or
chanted In cathedrals.-Dr. Dewey
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Self-Controi.

There is poetry in moderation.
There is power in self-control. If
you are going to be master of anv sit.
uatlon you must first be master of
yourself. The man who loses his
head when he loses his heart is pref
ty certain to lose the girl also.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Poverty's.

The town of Poverty has been with
out kerosene now for ten days or two
weeks. Some have actually sat in ths
dark waiting for bedtime. The mo
ton has been made to change the
name of this town.-Calhoun Star.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

1t is a companion in pleas
ure or misery, one or the
other; and some of us don't
know one from the other.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

New York police justice has de-
clded that woman's tongue is a
concealed weapon 1t is a pity New
YORK women can't use votes as a
VI eapon.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

A Reading, Pa, paper compliments
GOV. Pennypacker by saying that he
rode like Centaur" But let's see.
Centaurs were not built for riding
we're they?
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
think +?
Dottie's Prayer.

please, God, make Mamie oufu
good girl. Please make nei ~ TOO
good little girl. An If IL an - soOd
much trouble, please make nel - shell
that l can take her new doil' a. neyel
think it's noble an self-sac'ficin' !. n ~
to ask for it back again.
Cleveland Leader.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

castro enjoys one advantage when
threatened by naval powers He can
always save his own navy by mount
ing 1T on fiatcar and shipping it in
land.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Burglars Are SkeptIcaI.

On the safe of the Albina Fuel COM
pany, Portland, Ore, was the placard:
"Save your time. There Is no money
in the safe" But burglars who could
not read or were incredulous broke it
open the other night. They found
some old books only.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Fashion notes: Cultivating the
"hour-glass figure" does not mean
standing for hours at the glass to con-
template ones figure.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Anti nervous prostratioA
A little more tea; take
little more time with YOU
tea.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
TEA

Best tea port: San Fran
cisco; nearest; least expos
ure. Tea is sensitive.
Your grocer returns your nasasy il YOU dom, NJ.
9ahiNag's Beet
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Our valued Hellenic contemporary
the Parthenon, invites contributions
from volunteers. Write only on one
side of the paper in correct Greek.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

A Wilmington, Del, man was sem
fenced to five months in Jail for swear.
ing at his mother. Good! But WHY
This sighting of the whipping post?
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Naval recruiting officers are insist
ing that only men with good teeth
snail be taken as sailors This does
not promise well for the rations.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Mr. Marconi, who has been going
to marry all kinds of people for years
past, has actually married, and now
the rest of us can be at peace.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Perhaps the New York millinery
frm that has just got a judgment of
$J,05O against Mrs Chadwick would
be glad to settle now for $1,000 in
cash.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Statistician says the telephone
habit is changing the American voice
Would give illustrations but, alas! they
are unfit for publication.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

When man has finally brought the
elements under his sway the Ohio
river will have been about the last to
succumb.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

The Washington Post says that DR..
Wiley is writing poetry ~on the food
question. The poison squad seems to
be in for a new test.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

We repug to report that the esteem
ed Philadelphia Public Ledger starts
OFF an able editorial by saying "The
imagination relucts."
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

A city man has to watch or he will
say dictionary for directory, because
he was raised in the country and read
the dictionary for years before he ever
saw a directory.-Paul Point.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11

Nearly $4,000, 900 a year is said to
be spent on golf This can hardly in
clude the amount spent on those cute
little golf stockings, however.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Come In. My 10

Come In, My Joy.
Sorrow ever seeks US
Seeks us to destroy;
But gallop off, my trouble
Come in. my joyi
Way the old worlds going
What, then, should annoye
GallOp off, my trouble
Come in. my Joyl
Atlanta Constitution
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-11
Sulphur Is NearI,, -,

Sulphur, which is n,,' ae'
an impudent adulterant sance sas
metals" says the American M tie
still las a way Of keeping i tsal,
contaminated. Amerioon i'set u
of sulphur offer it 99.s nar prooucsn