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tions and produce the papers and docu-
ments, if he has them, and the court will
so order.
Mr.. Reed-As to the subpoenea-do you
not want us to issue a formal subpoena?
The Court-Well, had forgotten that
am in doubt to whether 1t is neces-
sary, but 1t seems to have been the prac-
tice, and / will conform to the practice
and make an order directing the clerk of
this court to issue subpoena duces tecum
for the books and papers called for.
Mr. Shroder-I do not insist upon the is
sting of the subpoena l am satisfied with
the order, your honor.
The Court-Very well. then
Mr. Shroder-There is one line of ques-
tioning which l would like to have de-
a.ltd so as to avoid any future controver-
sy. il possible. and that is. those ques-
tiohs that relate to what John D. Park
g. Sans company did with the goods after
they eoeived them. I submit that is plain
1y l;eievant to the issue and imma-
teriai.
lie Court-well. do not see the rele-
vfncy of that.
AIR. Eoed-I do not intend to pursue
that, yoar honor or to ask for any names
The nenrt-There is one feature of the
case that iustifies counsel in going fur
tlcr than nc would otherwise be entitled
to go. Tbs Is an unwilling Witness and
liz a mens,re might be dealt with as il
upon q discrimination; Dut counsel
sh',nld keel strictly within the line of
relevancy snd not go into the private
business of this firm which has no ref
ersrce 70 the matter now under inves. liza .
tlen
AIR rteel.-I do not intend to examine IS
t. the d. osItion of the goods III H.
Specifically
The Curt AS now advised I Garnet SIC
at rele12i.cy it would have 10 show
what they did with the goods aftc-,va IS.
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ON THE RACE TRACK
At Latonia.

Cincinnati June 6-Alcor, the oddson
favorite won the feature event at La
tonia today. Manfred, the heavily played
second choice, finished second, and Me
Clellan third. Presentation. an outsider,
easily took the first event from Fleuron,
the favorite. -Four favorites and two out
siders won The track was fast. Sum
mary:
First race, six. MISREPRESENTATION
10l (Finley) 10 to l, won; Fleuron, 101
(TreubeD, 2 to l. second; Hot, 9S (Rob-
inson), to l. third. Time, lis S-5.
Second race, mile-Alcor, Ia (TreubeD,
to 10, won; Manfred. liz (Austin), to l.
second; Mcclellan, 112 CMorrison), 10 to l.,
third Time, Id.
Third race, five Misunderstanding, 106
VanderbouD, II to 10. won; Cortez, 1903
(Niblacl), 10 to l, second; The Caraceen,
JOG (TreubeD, to 8, third. Time 1;o2.
Fourth race, six furlongs-Sweetie, 80
(TreubeD, to l. won; Nervator, 1o6
GHotherso1D, 6 to l. second; Magnolin, 1902
(Austin), - to /, third. Time, 1:14 4.5.
Fifth race, four and one-half furlongs-
Minnie Adams, 104 (Schilling), to 5.
wons Nuns Yelling, 104 CTreubeD, to l,
second Lady Toddington los CA. Austin),
to 5, third. Time, 55
Sixth race, mile and seventy yards-Ap-
pie, 80 (Noonan) u to 8. won; Marshal
Ney, los (Wishard), 3 to /, second; For
eigner, 103 (TreubeD, 6 to l, third. Time.
1:46
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TRLS1'ATE LEAGUE.
Chattanooga 5, Knoxville a.

Chattanooga. June 6.-(Special) -Chatta-
nooga turned the tables on Knoxville to-
day. and won on singles by Christie and
Spencer in the NINTH The latter pitched
good ball and was steady at all stages
of the game. Score: RH. e.
Knoxville -. :. 100 100 021--4 6
Chattanooga -. $500. .010 002 OLD
Batteries: Knoxville, Hester and Work.
man; Chattanooga, Spencer and Fisher.
The remaining towns in the Tri-State
league will open the season next Monday
according to the latest advices from
league headquarters.
There have only been two games played
so far Knoxville and Chattanooga break
ing even on these.
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THE AMATEURS
C. o. 3. VS.. L. G. N.

The l.. & N and Cotton. Odum & Bow
ers teams are scheduled to play game
at the City league park next Saturday,
June 10. Both teams are generally known
to be in the first division of the amateur
field and fast game will be put up.
No admission will be charged to the field
or grandstand. The game will be called
promptly at 4 D. m.
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No Warships Sent.

Rome, June 6.-The statement that Italy
has sent warships to Yeman, Arabia, as
reported in Vienna. is untrue. An Italian
citizen was killed there by mistake in
the middle of May but the local authori-
ties gave satisfaction and the incident
was closed amicably.
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Philadelphia 4, Chicago /.

Philadelphia. June 6.--chicago was de-
feated at Philadelphia today, Waddell
winning his tenth straight game. not hav-
ing suffered a defeat this season. At
tendance 4543. Score: R.H.E.
Chicago ............... 900 001 OO0--1 6 .
Philadelphia ............. Cpl Dol 00*-4 II
Batterles-Smith and Mcfarland; Wad-
dell and Shreckengost. Time, 30.
Boston, June 6.-Boston-St. Louis game
postponed; rain.
New York, June 6.-Cleveland-N New
York game postponed: rain.
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you a rerma-
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md that you
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Pittsburq 5, Philadelphia a.

Plttsburg, June 6.-Three hits off Dug
gleby in half of the first inning gave
Pittsburg four tallies, including Beau
monts home run, and in the fourth three
hits off Corridor scored the winning run.
Attendance, 255 Score: R.H.E.
Pittsburg 400 100 0O+-5 l
Philadelphia ............. .o20 200 Ooo-4 0
Batteries-Robertaille, Philippe and
Peitz; Duggleby, Corridor and Kahoe.
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Montqomery 5, Shreveport 3.

Montgomery, June 6.-Shreveport's bat
ting rally in the ninth had n dangerous
aspect for the locals today. but the side
was retired after two runs had been
made Twice during the game Shreveport
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ham, /.
Two-base hits-Stanley, w. Clarke.
Three base hits-Holly, @
First base on balls-Of Clarke, 2; off
Dygert. 3.
Struck out--Fitzpatrick. 4; Dygert, 5;
Clarke. o.
Innings pitched-Clarke, 8; Fitzpa-
trick, 8
Sacrifice hits-Hennessy, Nadeau.
Stolen bases-Stanley, Hennessy. Moore,
Matthews.
Left ON bases-Birmingham. 6; New Or
leans 6.
Double plays-Moore to Schiap; Sui
Ivan to Robe to Sullivan; Holly to Will
Jams.
First on errors Birmingham, .; New
Orleans. T.
Hit by pitched ball-By Clarke (Rohe);
by Dygert (Smith)
Time of game 1:56
Umpire. Black
Attendance. 1881
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Baltimore, Md, Account of Christian
Endeavor.
The Southern Railway

Takes pleasure in advising its patrons
that Summer Tourist Rates are now on
TO the Famous Summer Resorts along its
Scenic Route to North Carolina. Tennes-
see, South Carolina, Virginia, and Georgia
Resorts. Tickets are on sale daily to Sep
TENDER 30, bearing final limit October 81,
for return. The following are rates to
some of these favorite resorts from Bir-
mingham, Ala.
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SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE.

At columbla-columbia 8; Jackson
Vile, 2.
At Savannah-Savannah, 8: Charles
ton, O.
At Macon-Maeon, s; Augusta, I first
game).
At Macon-Macon. s; Augusta. Second
game, five innings).
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PEL|CANS BATTED
OUT EASY VICTORY
Hammered Cowboy" Clarke in
the Third and Won
OFF DAY WITH BARoNS
"spitbsIp Dysert Was Master of the
Situation Except In the Final
Inning, When 6lrnine-
ham Rallied.
SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING.
Games Yesterday.

New Orleans 7. Birmingham 3.
Little Rock s, Atlanta 5.
Nashville Z, Memphis 4.
Montgomery 5, Shreveport g.
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Milwaukee, 8; st. Paul, 8.
Louisville, 5; Columbus, 3.
Kansas City, 8: Minneapolis. s.
Toledo Indianapolis game postponed on
account of rain.
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REDUCED ROUND TRIP
RATES BY THE SEA-


WAY BIRMINGHAM TO
THE FOLLOWING PL A
CES.
Week End Excursion rate
Borden Springs, Ala, 90. ~.
Ingram Lithia Springs [Ohat-
chic, Ala. 81. rs. Tickets on
sale each Saturday and Sum
day good to return Tuesday.
Season Tickets Borden Sp'gs,
Ala, $500. Ingram Lithia
Sp'gs, Ohatchis, Ala. so. 80.
Tickets on sale daily good to
return until Oct. 3lst.
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WAYN ESvILlE

What! You haven't heard
about the quartertonep Call
the "GAWK." Peoples phene
276, Age Herald building.
Gawk Engraving Co.
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At Gravesend.

IL
New YORK June o-oh heaNy 'raoh
Tradition, the to favorite, seaily won
the GazeIle stakes at a mile and six
teentb at Gravesena today This was
,r.aa,,io,,,. CD ,,,.oo,o,,o. .,,ts saosor
''au''ion ~ - appear ''ie. ms season
ana she was III gooo conol'loh, Al ehe
lifting of the barrier Tradition went to
the front. followed by Lady Henrietta.
Al the end of u onarter of n mile Tradi
ito, aron a,,,a,, From, ta,. 6old With q
-, - -. -. -. -
mile pole to the finish she lust galloped
along in front and won by five lengths.
Gov Maid was second civ lengths In
= oa'' VI iN'''''es'''N '",iii,i'is
First race about SIX furlongs-shotgun,
100 (Odom), to /, won; Hamburg Belle.
122 (W. Davis). 3 TO 9, second: Race King
100 (Nioon - ia / third Time IN Ak
second race eeIline milo ana 81
teenthWArsanal. 1oo Rovlaa 70 10 won.
Possession 1902 Gpallas1 3 IN I second.
Flv pack OK fuoesen II to :. tbird ,rin,a
1.5o = - me
rhira race five f,rlon.s phidias ia
,AIillerl - to ! won. caaree q penoatt
1oe lNicon ( 10 . secona fno,,,sitar ia
SHAW 70 IN / tb,rd Rive iao. ~
and a sivteenfhs srrraaition ia wv no
Fo,,rth race tba casa,le 60 ,s III
1,is1 . 10 E ,yon. ro,, NIL 11a noaa,,,a
- seoan1s L,,,,,.sI,, no ~ pp,,nsl9i
ia third ,rime t.5o az
I,ifth 49, sa1ii,a g. s.,.... ~.
nina n. ~ cn,itha so - ,',,. ~,
100 5cr,n,,ni,'s1 * - sa. i ii''..i.9
lar IN, oo,Neiln 10 20 : thi,a s,,sa
90 ~ " -'s''p . ~ = nm inc
Sixth moe viii ~, ,,...,4,, ...,. -.
da,.stra,,, ioe ,I,,, anu -
1,,o lo 49, sl,e'' ,,et' " . "o", son
Ioe - n ~ ~ ~ - ,' sn'
% . ~ % '"i'' '''i'e' no o.
Entries for Today.
Firs rooa+ about civ f,,rlonas N.ortta,.,,
tsirst roo abo,,t siS f,riones trorthern
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Nashville 7, Memphis 4.

Nashville. June 6.-Timely hitting by
Nashville defeated Memphis .oday. At
tendance 900. Score: R.H.E.
NASHVILLE ......ull ouz ou'-f Z
Memphis -. -. .101 col 01o- IL 3
Batteries: Bailey and Aceorsini; Suggs
and Hurlburt. Time, 56 Umpire Pfen-
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The Southern Railroad Offers
Special Low Rates TO
the Following Points:
Norfolk, Va, and Return, Account An
nual Meeting Southern Wholesale
Grocers, Association.

Norfolk, Va, and Return, Account An.
nual Meeting Southern Wholesale
Grocers' Association.
One fare plus 20 cents Rate from Bir-
mingham $l9.55 tickets sold June H. 49,
limited ten days from date of sale.
AshevilIe, N. c., and Return, Account
Annual Conference Y. M. C. A.
and Y. w. c. A.
One fare plus % cents Round Trip. Rate
from Birmingham $l1.70 Tickets sold June
8, 9, TO- 15 Is and H. Final limit June
%, 1905.
AshevlIe, N. c., and Return, Account
Conference Young Peoples Mis-
sionary Association.
One fare plus % cents. Rate from Bir-
mingham s11.7O Tickets on sale June %
% and "a. limited to July 5. 1905.
Asbury Park, N. j., Account National
Educational Association.
Very low rate will be authorized for
Round Trip from all points on the South
ern railway. Tickets sold by All Rail
Routes June 20 to July 9. inclusive Via
Atlantic Ports and Steamer July 26, 30th
limited to July 10, with privilege of ex-
tension to August 81. by depositing tick
ct not earlier than July g. and not later
than July 10 and paying a fee of One
Dollar. Rates from some of the promi-
nent points are as follows: Admission, all
rail, 500 .25; Birmingham, $50 50: Calera,
$31. 40 Mobile. 1876 So; Meridian, $3i 95; Sell
ma. $31 .S5; West Point, Miss. $50. So. Via
Atlantic port rates are higher than above
quoted.
Baltimore, Md, Account of Christian
Endeavor.
One fare plus One Dollar for the Round
Trip Tickets sold July 2, 3, 4, limited to
July 10, with privilege of extension to
August 81, 1905. Rate from Birmingham
S23. 20.
For detailed information, sleeping car
reservations, schedules, etc, call on or adj
dress j. N Harrison, District Passenger
Agent, both phones GIL
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Richmond Gets Two.

The Richmond team won two contests
yesterday morning, the Seventh avenue
team being the first victim blythe score
of to 6, and the North Highland team
the second by a score of to l.
Score by innings for the first game was
as follows: X. II. Il.
Richmond .,........... 40 200 OPS 8 4
seventh Avenue. .....-.... WI i%V VVV-o o D
Batteries--Stllman and Vaughan Nc
Kinney, Welch and Pickett.
Second game:
Richmond .............. 102 100 1927 u /
North Highlands .......... 100 o00 wv 3
Batteries STREET. and STREET.; Eastburn,
Welch and Pickett.
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runners were nabbed at the plate ~
close decisions. Attendance. 1900. Score;
R.H.E.
Montgomery 49,. 100 102 10o-5 Il
Shreveport -. -. :. 900 010 0O2-3 Il
Batteries: Starkell and Manners; Swami
and Graffius. Time. 80 Umpire, Bassett.
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Little Rock 8. Atlanta 5.

Atlanta. June 6.-Little Rock punched
hits and piled up runs IN the first in
ming over which Atlanta could not climb.
Attendance. 1750. Score: R.H E.
Little Rock -. =. - 500 o10 co.'s IA 2
Atlanta -. -. ......310 900 001-5 10 /
Batteries; Chinn and Garvin Smith and
Archer. Time, 1:55. EMPIRES, Carpenter
and Burke.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
Games Today.

Chicago at Philadelphia
st. Louis at Boston.
Cleveland at New York.
Detroit at Washington.
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A triple and three singles in the fourth,
accompanied by an error. won the game
for New Orleans yesterday Cowboy"
Clarke was easy prey for the Pelicans in
this inning, and at the beginning of the
fourth Fitzpatrick relieved him and
pitched good ball. Score: New Orleans
7, Birmingham g.
Dygert used the spit ball with telling
effect on the Barons. and when hits
would have meant runs the locals could
not hit. A rally in the ninth, with two
men out, netted two runs, but Dygert
gathered himself together, and Vaughan
who batted for Fitzpatrick. was an easy
out
The Barons had an off day, and some
costly errors were made which helped
New Orleans materially in getting runs.
Moore was put out of the game for talk
ing back to the umpire in the sixth In
ming, and a general switch in the lineup
took place. Delehanty went to short. Mil
Ter to left field and Willsie Clarke to first
base
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The Locals Runs.

In the fourth Hennessy drew a base
on balls, stole second went to thru on an
out and scored on a long fly to left
field. Smith was hit by the ball and
reached third ON an error of Robe in
throwing Matthews grounder to second
which also gave Matty life at first. Suli-
van caught Smith at the plate on bluff
at throwing to second to catch Matthews
when he stole that bag. In the ninth Mat
thews was given a free pass to first,
Schiap hit for one bag ana Wilzie Clarke
slammed the ball to left field for two
bags, scoring both runners. Vaughan went
into bat for Fitzpatrick, but popped up
to third base and the game passed into
HISTORY.
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st. Louis 2, Cincinnati /.

st. Louis, June 6.-After pitching Won
derful ball for eight innings Cheeh. pitch
ing for Cincinnati, weakened, and st.
Louis scored two runs in the ninth on
field fly and a two-base smash by Burke,
winning the game. Attendance, 1900
Score: R.H. e.
st. Louis ................0O 900 900 002-2 8 0
Cincinnati ............... 100 900 000-1 0
Batteries-Taylor and Warner; Chech
and SchleL Time, 1:35.
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Washington 7. Detroit 8.

Washington, June 6.-Washington's con-
secutive hitting in the sixth and seventh
innings, with the assistance of Detroit's
errors. gave the home team today's game.
Attendance 1000. Score: R.HE.
Washington ............. 010 003 30*-7 9
Detroit .................. 900 O02 1903 8 2
Batteries-Jacobsen, Hughes and Hey
don; Mulln and Drill. Time. 145.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE
STANDING.
Games Today.

Boston at Chicago.
Brooklyn at Cincinnati.
Philadelphia at st. Louis.
New York at Pittsburg.
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Games Today.

New Orleans at Birmingham.
Little Rock at Atlanta
Memphis at Nashville.
Shreveport at Montgomery.
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$l5.25

Asheville. N. c..
Hendersonville, N. c.
Saluda, N. c.
Greenyille, S. c.
Spartanburg, S. C.
Hot Springs, n. c.
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The Fatal Third,

In the third Holly led off with a triple
between right and center fields Sullivan
hit safe to left field, scoring him. Miller
threw wild to second in fielding Dygert's
attempt to sacrifice, and Sullivan went to
third He scored on Nadeaus single to
right field. Clarke walked Robe and
Beck singled over second, scoring Nadeau
and Hahn.
In the fifth Stanley doubled to right
field and Fitzpatrick threw Wild to first
in handling Nadeau's sacrifice. allowing
Stanley to score from second. Schap
went to sleep on the play and forgot to
cover the initial sack A single by Beck
and triple by Holly. followed by an out
netted the Pellcans two more runs in the
eighth inning
New-York tribune., 1905-02-26

work place She's rich and beautiful and cultured
Rich and beautiful and cultured?"
That's what"
And stuck yOu?"
You bet she is
Say, now, look here you've got no right impose
blind lady that way!"
Laughter and applause
That's all right! You can laugh all you want to;
but you're just because you amt got what's
comm to Why, her father is rich breakfast
food manufactured"
What the anyhow is rich breakfast food?"
Il didn't say rich breakfast food said he was rich
Rich EN-?
Red, white and blue money!"
Where is his sawmil?"
What sawmill?"
Where he makes the Didn't you say it
the quarter-sawed natural finish brandt"
Nav, l didn't say nothin of the kind Why,
there's more nutriment in of that breakfast
food than there is in a-a-a-"
Secondhand mince-pie? Maybe but you don't
catch so much in the draw. But seriously you'll
get awful tired of it. ="
Tired of it? >"
Why, I suppose you're goin' to live with your
father-in-law?"
Ripple of traditional laughter from the oldtlmers
No interruption of the dialogue.
"Um-m-m well, had thought something about"
Don't do it. my boy, don't do it You won't have
New-York tribune., 1905-02-26

good-as- edigesed putuP-ln -ln-ar tight packages
Won't have nothin' to eat but-say, you re liable
to get caught in the foolish trap any minute. They
never have a spoonful of that breakfast food in the
house
Never have it in the house?"
Why cert'ny He makes it, and he loves his
family"
Laughter and applause.
We'll. anyhow this food question is a serious
a IS what he eats, you know
What he eats?'
That's what l said: What he eatsl All the great
scientists agree that. You tell me what you eat.
and I'll tell you what you are.
You'll tell what l are-an, Ell?
III tell you what you are, yes, sir.
We'll, l diamond back terraPn. canvasback
duck reed birds ortoans peacocks tongues en- casserole
French trues fdS de os gas shad roe and Nesselrode
puddin'. What am II"
What your"
Yes, what are-am p
You're a larl"
Prolonged laughter and applause
Both, recitative:
Bu-u-ut-t-t-ev-v-v'ry-y-y- bod-d-dy-kno-O-o-ws
That we're lads who always try to stick to facs;
n sands of Time We maxim truthful tracks
Your very humble
We are If you don't tumble,
Excuse if we hit you with
EXeunt.
New-York tribune., 1905-02-26

dancing lightly:
The rnost-re-fned-of all
We're to-the girls-both constant joys
Note -a-ris-to-crat-c poise-
And tell-us T-you blame eml
Whene er-Te rning-gle In-the dance
They watch-1s with-ad-rnir-ing glance
And for-our favor each-one pants
Til we-steP up-to claim EN-!
-ealng.
say. speakin' of pants reminds me that I've been
TO ask you for q long time about the kind o
hes YOU wear"
he kind o clothes / wear? Wy. want YOU to
Understand that my clothes made by the most fash
--he tailor in town.
Oh. I know that all right enough; but what want
q. snow IS who he makes EN- for
-aaghter and applause.
HUH Maybe you think you dress better'n l do. -
Vel, if l didn't my family wouldn't own me-"
Oh, | know all about that"
About WHAT"
About your family ovnin you"
Well. what do you know about my family ownin'
-ne7"
Oh nothin' except that they say 1t amt their
f-- because they can't unload you on some steady
H1-sln' wash lady"
lighter and applause.
say, young fella YOU talk like seltzer bottle!
Don't you know that I've got the finest girl that ever
L.e5."
Naw. you don't tell me- Where does she work
Work I you to understand that she don't
New-York tribune., 1905-02-26
4 JOLLY PAIR OF HE EAD-LINER Z S
4s9a~~@v~a y Wilson
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nothin to eat but the ready-Cooked-
just add hot water and serve =
morning noon and night-just-as-
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-11-17
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