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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
AMATEUR BASEBALL

The Minneapolis Grays defeated the Hopkins
nine in an interesting GENE by a score OF 10 to
3: Batteries Thayer, Ellsworth and i Bre Illa
game for Sunday. Phone I. A: sc N. W.
The St. Louis Park feamsdefeated the For
esters in one-sidea, game by. aHscore OF IL to
8. Batteries, Heck fands Klefs; Mouren, Sew
q The Niilers defeated the St. Anthony's by
score of 20 to g. The feature of the game was
the pitching of Moynihan who struck aout sew.
enteen men, The winners will line up against
Teams wishing games should address, Manager
Bulls, 10 W Thirty-seventh, or phone I. c.
1858. atg* asis@a ~
The Harry Mitchell team would like to arrange
a game for Sunday with the LauritZens, the
Donahues. OF some other fast team. Address
The Karnofsky's would like to arrange b
game with any IL Or 12-year-old teams in the
city For games address G. R. Karnofsky, 615
Plymouth avenue n. ....s
of n to 6. The feature of the game was the
batting OF the winning team.
The Floods defeated the Independents by a
score of s to g. The feat llre of the game was
the pitching of Charles Hoy for the winners,
who struck out eighteen men, and gave but six
hits.
The Fust team would like to arrange game
with any 14year-ole team. The Hopkins Jun
iors preferred Address 6. Tierney, 515 Hum
boldt avenue n.
heavy hitting game by score of IA to s:
The Chamber of Commerce team defeated the
fast Kirk Crowl team by a. score of IA to Z.
The Bistodeans will play at Hudson. Wis,
Sunday. Kranitsky and Pehle will perform for
the former. while Solhem. Johnson and Crow
ley will act for the Hudsons Out of town
teams wishing games with Sthe Bistodeaus should
address Emil Lssak, 1920 Washington avenue N.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
ATHLETES READY
FOR BIG MEET
Conference Games Start with Pre-
liminaries at Marshall Field
Tomorrow.
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Chicago, June 1.-College athletes with their
coaches trainers rubbers and large following of
student rooters, entered for the conference meet
BSaturday began to arrive in the city today,
ready for the preliminary in the 44O-yard race
and, pole vault, which are scheduled to ia Ike
place Friday afternoon, following an innovation
this spring.
From Minnesota, Nebraska Iowa, Michigan
and Indiana delegations put in an appearance,
while early Saturday morning the nearby schools
such as Wisconsin, Illinois and Purdue viii ar
rive on the scene of conflict Marshall field is
open for the out-of- town contestant to warm up
today. Stage has spared neither time nor
money to put the cinder path into condition. and
1t is likely that by conference day it will be
the best track ever seen in. the west.
Gossip of the meet, in doping Chicago and
Michigan, now centers around the team that
Iowa will send. Coach Jere Delaney, formerly
of Northwestern, is believed to have turned out
the best aggregation of trackmen west of the
Mississippi river and tho in only one or two
| instances have reports of record-break
ing work, it is believed that the Hawkeyes will
turn out to be the surprise Of the meet.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
NATIONAL LEAGUE
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.

. :
New York at Boston.
Chicago at Pittsburg.
st. Louis at Cincinnati. ..r-- .
Philadelphia at Brooklyn.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
TAKES MANY SHOTS
TO DOWN THIS BIRD
Special to The Journal.

Special to The journal.
kaukauna Wis. June 1.-The annual shoot
of the Holland Gun club the most important
event of the year at Preble, here, will
take place Tuesday, June 10. The Hollanders
of the surrounding country will make a holiday
of the event.
In the center Of the village stands pole
ninety feet high, on the top of which wooden
bird is fastened to be shot at with rifles by
prize contestants. Every marksman is given
his turn to Shoot and the shooting continues
until every, particle of the bird is shot away.
The person knocking down the last vestige O.
the bird is declared winner Of the trophy and
is proclaimed king.
Every third year the trophy is in the form
of badge, but all other years the prize is
set at $40, which is the prize this year. More
than 100 contestants will participate in the
shoot. The bird is cut out Of the toughest and
most gnary piece of wood to be found, so that
the feat Of destroying it is made so much
harder. The shoot is an old custom brought
over; from Holland, and is made an: annual
festival, a public dinner being served at noon
and receptions and dances at the different halls
in the evening.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
AUTO CLUB RULES
Massachusetts, Organization Gives Ad-
vice 70 It's Members.

To prevent careless driving Of automobiles
and consequent accidents the Massachusetts
Automobile club thru its runs and tours COM
mittee has issued the following "Road Maxims
for Motorists:
Drive Slowly
l. Thru towns and villages.
g. When approaching roads, or turning
corners
g. When passing schools, cottages and
churches.
4. On dusty or muddy roads when passing
cyclists or pedestrians.
ard do not steer too closely to them.
6. When entering main road from side
road.
s. When passing any live animals on the
road-cows. sheep, dogs ETC.
/. When an accident of any kind occurs,
whether your fault not. Render all the as
sistance in your power. and as a safeguard
against future proceedings ascertain the names
and addresses Of few witnesses.
2. When you see any likelihood of horse
becoming FESTIVE. If necessary. do this even
before the driver holds up warning hand.
Always Assume
2. That it is your business, not the other
thing !. e.. driver may pull the wrong rein.
or pedestrian may hesitate and try several
courses.
2. Tint it is your business, not the other
mans. to avoid danger.
The road is free for all; therefore be courte-
out and considerable. and always drive like gen
tleman.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
SHOT HIS HIRED MAN
Nagle's Trial Begun at Benson-Life
Sentence for Shields.


BENSON. MINN.-In the case Of the State
against Nagle, indicted for murder in the sec
ond degree the following eleven Jurors had been
secured at 6 clock last evening: Joseph Schaaf
John L: Grouseth; Michael Ryan, Morris Nelson Nelson
H. S. Odney John Cahill, W. D. Beswick and
Michael Connolly.
second special yenire was issued returnable
at 10 o'clock today.
The defendant was indicted for shooting his
hired man, Ole J. Lee. March IL. Both men
were under the Influence Of liquor at the time.
The defendant claims to have acted in seif-de-
Tense. The trouble occurred in the neighbor-
hood Of Appleton.
Professor S. Bakken, from the town of Heg-
bert was brought in about a week ago and eX-
amined by the probate court for insanity: He
was pronounced Insane and was as, delivered to the
him to escape and he had not been heard frcn,
until last evening, when his body was found in
the river northwest of Benson.
John A. Shields. convicted Of murder in the
second degree. for the killing of Maxon: was
sentenced at the opening of court yesterday tC
Imprisonment for life at hard labor, in states
prison at saltwater.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
HARRY MITCH
HARRY MITCHELL.
Scotland Wooden Mills
Store xi s5S
BIG JUDGMENT AGAINST N. P.
Jury Awards G.. r. Wannamaker O,000
for Injuries.

MOORHEAD, MINN.-The jury in the Of
G. R. Wannamaker the Northern Pacific
brought in a verdict of $4,000 for the plaintiff
injuries received in collision year ago at
DriscOll.
The cases of Chris Haukeby and Magnuson
Bros, charged with selling liquor to minors
came before Justice Malloy, who gave judgment
against the defendants. filming them $50 and costs
each. Haukeby will appeal to the district court
The census enumerators entered upon their
duties this morning. The county has been di-
yided into twenty districts.
Herman Johnson of Co1nstock seriously
hurt while working with a steel gang on the
Great Northern railroad south of Moorhead. A
Johnsons foot, crushing it, He brought
to hospital in Moorhead, where amputation
was made.
Bert 7. Colby. Great Northern brakeman,
running between Crookston and Breckenridge,
instantly killed at Kent while coupling cars.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
BURNED HOUSE; SHOT COW
South Dakotan Takes Revenge Because
Wife Sued for Divorce.

SIOUX CITY, IOWA.-Because his wife sued
him for divorce, John S. Vance Of Cyanide.
S. D., set fire to their little home. burning it TO
the ground, and then shot the family COW. He
was taken thru here yesterday to Sioux Falls,
where he is to serve year in the peniten-
tiary.
At the next meeting of the Iowa state board Of
health this month definite plans will be made
for vigorous campaign in the state legislature
next winter to secure the passage of law
prohibiting the marriage of diseased persons.
without certificate of recovery by a recognized
medical board. The state board has favored this
law for fifteen years and 1t has been introduced
in the legislature two or three times. 1t has
been collecting data which it is expected will
move the legislature.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
IN GOOD FORM
American Golfers Win Again in British
PlSv -

London, June In the third round of the
ladies' golf championship contest at Cromer
Miss Mary B. Adams of Boston beat Miss Eachus
by four up and two to play: Mrs. w. Ii.
Martin (American) beat Mrs. Harland by five
up and four to play, and Miss Pearson beat Miss
Ethel Burnett (American) by six up and five
to play.
Miss Harriet and Miss Margaret Curtis. both Of
M,2Jachusetts, pitted against each other
and Miss Margaret Curtis won by three up and
two to play. Miss Georgianna Bishop of Bridge
port. Conn.,. American champion. beat Mrs. An
smith by six up and five to play. -
In the fourth round Miss Mary Adams Of
Boston, Mass, beat Mrs. Martin by hole.
Miss Margaret Curtis beat Mrs. Lister by three
up and two to play and Miss Lloyd Roberts bea t
Miss Bishop by one hole. Miss Margaret Curtis
beat Mrs. Lister by three up and two to play.
and Miss Lloyd Roberts beat Miss Bishop b one
hole.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
RELEASED TWO MEN.
COLLEGE BASEBALL.

Chicago 8 Wisconsin 2. 81
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
BY O'Loughlin.

The redsox went down TO st. Paul yesterday
afternoon all cooked and primed to give the
saints dose of baseball sulphur and molasses
for spring tonic. They failed in the task,
and Of the attending 900 at the game Si6 Of
them came back to Minneapolis with the scorn-
ful chortling Of the st. Paulites in their ears.
Minneapolis was properly walloped IN the last
cup north game Of the May SERIES
I Stoyau and Slagle We're on the points, and both
were effective. Stovall had the best of 1t In
that he closed up like II steel trap when the
situation became dangerous while Stoval fddled
around and handed out hits with the airy gen
crosby Of drunken cabman throwing pennies to
games where the wrisgling of the nervous fans
Tor nine innings made business for the tailor.
St. Paul finally it by the skin OF their
teeth.
. In the first and second innings the gentlemen
with the carnation hosiery struck the ball with
vigoc, but bases with the brain power of
an agitated elephant. None OF them scored.
s The old mill refused to grind till the sixth.
Heinrich OBrien went first on a pass and Lii
Ian Marcan sacrificed. Flournoy drove a mean
one thru the infeld and Zalusky, running for
O'Brien, ran into the bench where Mike Kelly
handed him his release for not going around
the second time. A passed ball (three feet
behind the catcher before it hit below the press
stand) allowed Flournoy to get to third. Gott-
1eib Noonan smacked a saucy one down to An
drew Jackson Oyler. 1t stung Andrew Jackson
some, and before he could blow ON it and cool
it Noonan first. Ole Sullivan then came
. up and hunted and Flournoy tWinkled across
the plate.
Nothing happened in the seventh, and the snor-
ing of an intoxicated fan in the stand alone
broke the monotony The millers used the
hypodermic before the eighth and the result
was shown when they to bat.
Stovall and Graham singled and Sullivan smote
hot one to Wheeler. The wise old owl let
it parade out to the tall and uncut. Stovall
scored. Coulter drove a safe to right and
Graham came in with the tied.
st. Paul swung right around and Heine
o'Brien made nice single and Lillian Marcan
again cut his own throat at first to send him
to second. Flournoy again hoped onto a
Stovall shoot and O'Brien came home.
After that Minneapolis came to bat more,
but were as helpless one-legged man in a
fat mans race. Following are the deductions
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

GARNER g. MILLER s.
Garner, Iowa. June Garner defeated Miller
here yesterday by score of 6 to s.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

KLEAINIEE 2, WOODEN /.
Klemmee Iowa, June 1.-Klemme defeated
Wooden here by a score of 2 to 1.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

Earned runs, Milwaukee 2 Kansas City i; two
base hits, Frantz, Bonner, Stoner, McChesney,
o'Brien, Hemphil 2, Clark p sacrifice
hits Nance, Beville; stolen Bases Robinson
Hemphill, Frantz; double plays, Castro to
Downey. Bonner to Massey. O'Brien unasslsted
hits off Morgan in innings, off Barry in
8 innings bases on balls, off Morgan 4, Oft
Barry 1, off Hickey /; struck out, by Morgan 2,
by Barry 1, by Hickey g. wild pitch, Barry;
hit by pitched ball. Massey; balk, Hickey; passed
ball Stonsr left on bases, Kansas City ., Mill
waukee g. Time, l 80. Umpire, Clifford.
I Game called at the end Of the seventh inning
to allow visitors to catch train.
terday's game from Toledo by score Of 5 to 2.
Minahan's wildness in the eighth was respon-
sible for the victory Of the locals. The visitors
outbatted Indianapolis, but their hits came at
time when they failed to count: At the con-
clusion of the game Moriarity and Farrell came
to blows, but were separated before either had
inflicted serious injury. Attendance, 1,423
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
Thistle Tenth In,
MICHIGAN ATHLETE
. IS OUT OF GAMES
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Ann Arbor Mich, June lone serious piece
of bad luck was announced last night with
Michigan's entries for the conference meet Sat
urday. Leete the best high jumper in the
squad. who, altho he has not done the heights
credited to Cox his team-mate, having all win
ter been the teams mainstay with an average of
five feet ten inches will be left on account Of
sprained ankle.
Michigan's entries: Hammer throw, Curtis;
high jump, Cox and Leete; pole vault, Fishleigh
and Reed broad jump, French; mile and two
mile runs, Rowe. Coe, Stone, Minor, Dame and
DULL dashes, Keller and Annis; quarter-mile,
Rebstock (captain) and Goodwin; half-mile run.
Ramey and Waite; hurdles, Garrels Nicol and
Hodgin: shot-put, Dunlap and Garrels; discus
throw, Garrels and Dunlap.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
JAvAs JoLTED
Lost Two Games to the Chippewa Falls
Team.

TIE Javas were whitewashed at Chippewa
Falls, Wis, Tuesday, the latter team taking two
feat in the morning game by score of l to O,
and losing the afterI Don game by score OF 8
to O.
The feature Of the game was 9 triple play
pulled off by the winning team u ne the. sixth een
the Chippewa team, weakened and allowed the
bases to get FULL but "a fast play by his team
Mates saved the day for him.
Simpson with the Chippewa Falls team, to be
played here Saturday and Sunday, the former
game at Nicollet park. while the Sunday game
will be played at Minnehaha park.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

I know you aren't nearly aa
much concerned in the reasons
for my sale as in it's import to you.
But [ will say this much-I've
got to move out the greater part
Of my summer stock before July
first. At the present rate I will
do it.
This I am doing-I am placing
the finest of my imported goods on
sale with the $15 mark on them.
Please realize that this takes just
ten dollars off the cost to you and
it puts a big crimp in the profit
side of my ledger account.
But [ am sending out clothes
every day that will show in the
business later.
AS long as I was forced by the
off season to sacrifice profits in
order to sell the summer goods,
the thing is being done brown.
My best measure taker, the best
cutters, the expert tailors and fine
fnishings all are employed to give
you the greatest $15 suit value
ever offered in this country.
You will have to pay $50 to $40
anywhere else to duplicate my $l5
values.
Furthermore, I put a character
in the work that one-horse shops
cannot give you at any price
They don t employ the men-they
cannot afford to.
You won't miss it if you order
tomorrow or Saturday.
Yours.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
MICHIGAN WON IN
THE TENNIS SINGLES
New York Sun Special Service.

Chicago, June 1.-Several matches were
played off yesterday in the intercollegiate tennis
meet at the University of Chicago courts. In
the singles Stewart Of Michigan defeated Forest
all Of Northwestern 6-1, 6-3 Mcneil Of Mich
igan defeated Cogswell of Iowa 6-2. 6-1. In
the doubles Monnet and Cogswell defeated Nc
Neil and Stewart of Michigan 6-1 rs, 6-3
Today Monnet and Cogswell of Iowa and Gar
net and Gray of Chicago will play for the
championship in doubles.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
CAPTAIN TIETJEN
TELLS EXPERIENCE
Hamburg Sailors Used Oil to
Take Kinks Out Of the
Waves.
New York Sun Special Service

New York Sun Special Service,
Cowes, Isle of Wight, June 1.-Captain Adolf
Ilet1ens gave an interesting account today of the
Hamburg's Atlantic trip in the kaiser's cup race.
He said:
We encountered some heavy weather coming
over, but the ship quite answered our expecta-
ton. we soon ran thru the lee of the Utowana
ana Endymlon and outstripped the others with
the exception of the Atlantic, and after getting
treshenlng breeze we gained her weather side
and slowly drew ahead. BY 8 O'Clock on the
opening day of the great race we obtained a
nice lead.
On the second day the wind was variable with
some fog At daybreak on the 10Th we dlscoy-
cred yacht on our starboard quarter steadily
gaining Oh US. She proved to be the Endymion.
At I'm. we sighted the North German LLOYD
steamer eastward bound. Our log showed speed
of thirteen knots, and on the following day We
encountered light westerly breeze. The En-
dymion was in front again, but in the afternoon
we went away in slashing breeze and before
dusk our rival was nearly out of sight 1t was
"a fine race. May 81 was miserable day for
racing. We saw nothing of our companions. On
the 22d the wind was very light, our speed being
5,S knots hour, s.,sr
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

Hits, off Glade in three innings of Morgan 1ia,
in five innings; two-base hits. fllck Brauiey,
sacrifice hit, Vnson; stolen bases, Flick 81; bases
on balls, off Moore s. off Glade i. of Morgan o;
hit by pitched ball. Moore l; left on bases
Cleveland s, st. Louis 10; struck out, by Moore
5, by Glade 2, by Morgan 4; wild pitches. GLADE
i Morgan g. Moore /. Time, 2:1O. Umpire,
OLaughlin. attendance. 1881.
PHILADELPHIA. June New York won from
Philadelphia principally thru hard hitting in
the second and third innings. Henley, who sue
ceedcd Bender, allowed the visitors only one
hit in six innings. Hogg pitched an effective
game. Score: +.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
WILL PLAY AT PRINCETON.

West Point. N. Y, June 1.-The West Point
Annapolis football game will be played this year ar
On Franklin field. Philadelphia, as heretofore.
The demand for tickets to the games played by
that more seats are necessary for the army and
navy than Pennsylvania with the many proper rope;
demands of her subscribers and supporters could
supply in view of the limited capacity of Frank
lin field. -...
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
FRISBEE GOES WEST
Will Get Rid of Stiffness in the
Mountains.

Iowa Falls, Iowa, June les Frisbee Of thi
county, who has been playing centerheld with
the Des Moines league team this season, haS been
sold to the Colorado Springs management and
will play in similar position with The million
aires. Caffyn and Frisbee of the Des Mones
team were rivals for the same position on the
team. but the former proved the faster and
resulted in the release of Frisbee. who has
been playing splendid ball this season. His
home is at Alden, in this county. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

xTwo out when winning was scored.
Pittsburg ........0 Q 40
Two-base hits, Beaumont. Ritchey Beckley,
Dunieayy; home run, LEACH sacrifice hits,
Clarke, Farisch stolen base, Ritchey: double
plays, Ritchey to Wagner to Clancy, Farisch to
Wagner; bases on balls, off Flaherty s. off KEEL
lum l., off Egan 2; struck out, by Flaherty 3
by Philippe l, by Kellum l. by Egan 2 wild
pitch, Flaherty: hits, off Flaherty II In S1A in
nings off Philippe IN Y inning off Kell W.. in
hours Umpire. tombstone. Attendance, 1880.
Boston, June 1.-Philadelphia made the pres
ent series with Boston four straight yesterday
with blanking the locals, 6 to 0. Two errors,
base on balls and two long hits in the seventh
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

!. Twobase hit. D. Sullivan; double play, Grem
niger TO Freeman to Greminger; bases on balls,
by sla6!e /. by Stoyall 4; struck out, by Stovan
2. by Slagle 3; passed ball. Marshall: sacrifice
hits, Marcan 2 Hemphill, J. Sullivan, Fox; left
1:25 Umpire, Kane. Attendance, 1852.
Kansas City, June 1.-Heavy batting by Mill
waukec and errors by the home team gave the
game to the visitors, s to 2. Captain Nance was
put out of the game in the second inning for
disputing with the umpire. Attendance 800.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
THREE-I LEAGUE
TURF RESULTS

New York Green Room, Lady Amelia, Oars
man. Cairngorm Sidney F., Colossal
notwithstanding, James ", Princess Anna
Helena c., Depends, Belle the Cat.
Kansas gity1 ~, Belyoir; Cloverhamapton
St. Louis lFair Grounds) Mrs. Falconer, Fal
coner, DR.. sScharff, Silver Sue. High Chancellor
Howling Dervish, Never Such.
+ st. Louis (Union Park Joe Goss, Signal H.
DR.. McCluer. Ma1akoff. Tenny Belle, Hortensia.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
TAYLOR HIGH GUN =
Shot Well in the Contest at Vermillion
South Dakota.

vermillion. S. D.. June In the state shoot
high amateur average, with 191 targets out OF
200 G. Bills. Sioux CITY was second conc IN time tine
targets Dave Nelson of Alcester won the Ar
mold trophy. The shoot continues today ana
Friday.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01
USED NEW LURE
Twin City Men Make Big Catch at
Annandale.

The big catch of the season at Annandale Tues
day, the opening day for bass, was made by j
w. Tobin of Minneapolis and W.. ]. Logan of
ST. Paul at Cedar lake. These two well-known
in fishing circles, caught ia fish, mostly black
bass and pike. A patent "screw " hook, invent
ed by Mr. Tobin was used in casting.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-01

A man Is wife should always be the
same, especially to her husband, but if
she is weak and nervous, and uses
Carter's Iron Pills, she cannot be, for
they make her feel like different
person" SO they all say, and their hus-
bands say SO toe