St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-12-15


This put her in a dang rous plight
For had those eggs struck her just right
There would have been an awful sight
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A pair of broken --llimbsl
Any sport" can sup" port hi'
wire If he will only get up ant
try it.
Speaking Of peruna can w. {.
+. L. member endorse it and hold
her job!
What shall il profit a man il hC
quits drinking beer at sc per and
commences on pcruna at one dollar
bot'
About this season of the year all
references to "The Good Old Sum.
mer Time" are decidedly out OF
place.
II you're really going to sweat
of OH January { wouldn't II be a
good idea to commence now so as
TO get used to IT.
Papers assert that western
roads will continue passes" Pos.
siblY they will-but thus far they
have passed me nothing.
To slip one of your hind feet on
a bit of Shiny mud and sit down in
four inches Of slush is considered
generally speaking, bad omen.
When hear a woman coming
from church say Didn't the pastor
pray beautifully" | always
wonder what God thought about IL.
No, Violet, the J. NJ. Hanks you
see mentioned in THR REVIEW is
no relation 10 Nancy Hanks" ="
He is Missouri blonde-and un.
married.
A woman's guild has just held q
balar IN Portland and the announce.
ment says "no admission" Won.
der how those dear women expect
To make sales
A Tacoma man met winning
female in New York. She stole
$50 from him-but missed $4,000
in another pocket. Now watch
Tacoma crow
II, rs Carnegie says, every
immigrant is worth a $1,000 to this
country" wouldn't il be good
idea to sell off enough of em to
get America out OF debit
An al says Give your stom-
ach nice vacation" That's all
right, all right; but what mine
needs now Is surprise party,
We've had tina, vacation.
MARY Rogers. who murdered her
husband about three years ago.
started for heaven at one o'clock
last FRIDAY via Windsor. Vermont,
No later details yet received.
The coffee heart is much ad-
vertised, think this is a brother.
in-law ol the tobacco heart, and a
second cousin of the marble heart.
"one heart with every pound of
coffee"
II is now stated that fleas carry
disease germs. We know that
their frequent trips carry profanity
and an intense desire To scratch 'em
oft the face Of the earth-and that 5
bad enough.
Many a good woman sings "Will
There BE Any Stars In My Crown. |
In My Crown" while she is won. |
lerlng how sh can work enough
ron dollars out of her husband 10 |
get her new hat.
Eighty editors met President
Roosevelt last Thursday-and
very one of 'em promised to give
lim nice display at top OF column.
Roosevelt knows how TO handle
ditors as well as he does to handle
A Saint Louis hrm is printing
wo hundred and fifty million labels,
N one contract, for the Anheuser-
busch people. have asked
everal people what that Anhuser,
busch firm made-but no one
GEMS 10 know.
Rockefeller tells his Sunday school
lass that he is shocked by graft.
lie adds that for men to 90 into ,
olitlcs for what eau be gotten out
II Is very, very wrong. Still, he
oesn't say what men should go
Ito politics for. .
Punctuation is a hard thing
ter all lie, some of our readers
inctnate the following in what
ley call correct manner-and
nd their version in to us: that
AT is Is that that that is not is
u Is not that So
\ woman who is quite a poultry
meier in this city is deeply grieved
at her hens refuse to lay. II is A
RELY possible that they have
med the equal- suffrage movement
and are too full of business 10
Tend to the maternity problem.
this is not the cause of their non u
Ihllmen, OF their duties the owner
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