The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-29
'PBCK'S BAD BOY ABROAD

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Syou huyo not heard the $nequel a story
that has a sequel Is always the best. ana X,
y hope to die IL he police q Nice. dld NJ
Us tat we hn were fhs o
aho sshce egd prt = wat Iii
and then roll the IN the y, du 81 aho
preten y0 t. Is be 'i run over and the doctor n
IS hired ny tho month and they vera g 9 lfI
Sc aiy ro tnt Hes FL
money collected ana ths j. Yloig,,s !, fayye
t. on their t %Say
orr tho injured woman ana tn y5 nave 2
celebration and u dance, and probably our II
he
suppose thousa1,ds OF gAmeric cans are pay Est
Ing money for killing people that never l'' ~.
got a scratch " s{8iSs
!. say. wo think In America that We have ~.
PLENTY ofsways to rob the atenderfoot. but
+ they give US cards and spades and little I
caanoand beat us every time. Dad .w aa,i
fishst II wonan'Witi an axe. because
But tu St tic police told lin no could be q.
rested for tnlnking u1dep and they
would give him tWclve hours TO got out
sof France, ana SO We boug ht tickets for
i for don't know now only dad said
a republic like Anne lea, and he. wanted
Ito breathe the free al Of mo rs IN,
the home OF the SWitzerk nse. $E e lSi5
they want I. I WIN sell my interest cheap.
Tho first three days we wore here every 3,
70 80 opt On me ase ,ya saa
and we sailed on It.. and roWed on it.3and
we looked Town 81 into the clear .yateris
where Ut is said you. ca n see g corpse on u
hadn', lost any corpse, except the coTp as
of that old woman We run over, e. Ni ns,.
but wanted the sGp q our 6,,
kep ror neys
ssf IN If bottom 81 the lake Was
but no weep pf9peTGIyth eyec
go TO the deuce Wit &c rpssteaS, ana
We Just cam ped at the hotel III l$s3 our "
money say t n, IKE theK
over Wisconsin. and there are no black &
bass or muskeilunges IN II 5.s3 .
The tourists here arc Just daffy !, bout %
4 climbing mountains and gla zlers. ana they 81
. SEE ssS dad s shnish. they told him that no
American that ever visited switzer r 4
a gi,aE nernt2
lSifi no had not climbed the glaciers. 81 dad
arranged for a. Up up \ to The sky We &
miles Of 50 q ts eass yen
tea bells, ana IL sounds ike chimes N tno.s,
distance IT Is beautiful In Swltzeiriial.,sd
but the cheese rs something awful.
piece OF ma tive Swiss cheese would break M
sup a family. ~ IN 55
At mig ut wo arrived at q sta ton where
We hired guIaes and clothes, nnd e
and the next morning we started. d .,,l!i
4 wanted mo to stay at the sta ton N coupe
4 OF days. while he was gone and play WI p
the goats but5l told him II there We're a ny
places In the mountains Or Lany
4 Carlo. = wanted to visit them. SO he let me 4
90. Wei, we were rugged up for disso ~,
4 cring the North Pole. and mad q; alpee 9.
|! guides had ropes to pull lis up when We G
| got to places where we couldn't eli mo. 81 !
could get along al rlgnl. but they na ~,
him$until his tongue run out and his lace \
turned blue But dad was game, g8 /: I
| don't you forget IT. s.f5 y X ss% 3. 25 Isl
/ which is the Ice OF q frozen river. that
! moves all the time, sliding towards I $40 !;
I sea. There was nothing but a. hard
winter. in summer, TO- the experience.
night, only dad slipped down a creyice$
about 100 feet with tho rope on him, ana -
Il the Two guides couldn't pull him up, ana
1 We had to send lunch down TO him on OF
& the rope and one Of tho guides had 10 GO
back to the village for help to q get dad
up. Well sir, .HI think dad was nea rers
II dead than he ever was before, but they
sent down a bottle OF brandy. and when
\ he drank some of 1t tho snow began to-
melt and he was war; en ough 70 use o % a
Il language. 5 S3 " . {S1t III s.,
He yelled e me that this was the he lmi.
going to keep him there Ifyelled to him
That one OF the guides had gone for. help el
10 pull him out, and he said for them y 70
\ probably he would have to remain there
Il until spring opened and that Twas going
& mack to America and leave him there. and
he better pray don't KNOW R 'haIIeh,
A Of the mountains, but he dldn't pray
when help came and they finally h ,a {, q
him up. His breath was, gone, put X, .he !.
gave those guides somG e ,hnv co,lld
s naye du9 down the Mountain they kept
81 the ropo on dad ana every t sla Wills
down the mountain IN his pants, and
the snow would go up his trousers LIZ lsg IS
clear his collar me ne u exercise * 'n,,
Of lis clothes and no looked IKE q loco
motive wrecked in snow bank ploWlns
it bccane dark and I expected .Wo would
be Killed but before midnight we got
to The station and changed our olot "
and paid Off the guides and took g train a
4 back. Dad said to me, as we got on the
cars: Now aennery, have I.I q done ts,o th's
gaser stunt Just to shoW y you ln ANNA
70 aay,h Hing they hey can propose in Europe
tbs y sSttlsz co " ana eas naw
j IN, now fIgoIng to Turkey and SEQ how
4 The turks worry along. Are you With
{me? ',You bet your w" says !, Yours
truly i1l91Yt y wv &
4 been common upon tho part Of the RUS