The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-13
THOSE LATE Corners.

HUSE LAlE CUMEhS.
washington Star: II regard is at meet
and fitting. even at this waning period Of
the amusement season. remarked the
rasp-voicel mar who thinks aloud, as he
emerged from the theater, that the figur-
,4ative@castigatory barrel stavc or meta
plior:cal fence p!eset5 shoala be anniied5
| with Yigor and enthusiasm to these por-
cine persons who make it a practice and a
point Of care to arrive at the show after
the curtain has assembled.
"It may not be y matter of popular
knowledge or belief that the major NUM-
Der Of these yearners for the spotlight who
noisly catapult into a theater ten or fifteen
minutes after the actors have begun TO
work do the game on purpose and out OF
malice and vanity aforethought.
But l know it and believe it, all the
! same.
"It is their deliberate and carefully
worked-out desire and intention 10 give
the greatest possible publicity, promotion
and exploitation to their toys.
ut is their purpose, to the execution of
which they contribute Il species of devil.
ish ingenuity worthy a cause that might
fetch them something, to distract the at
tention of che audience from the doings on
the stage to their own raiment.
THE habitual late arrivcrs at the the
ater are too pin-lleaded TO perceive or
grasp the fact that the persons compris-
ms an average audience are hatufaiiy
hioiG ihlcieS.eo II eiie eiAor.s u the ply
ers thaii IN we appeaIance III me aua-ior,
iuil o. d dliihS lllita'ion llhetfllhlil
opera cloah. d Do"-Anosseo green tai1eia
waist marked down TO SIS cents the yard
and a machine-painted empire fan, ac-
companied by a $50 sateen-lined Tuxedo
sur:
Inc most disttiai esafacieristle OF INC
chrome late afElVef IS ms or neF olteH anu
cothplete rack OIL q sense OIL !iutaof. Inc
people VINO visit these 1acessant outrases
upon thelr reno" men ana women are
never apls 70 see "haI iaugillhs stocks.
hot to mention IH!sa!.@ss, .!eS make OF
themselves.
II Is curious 10 note usa slcom WINCH
oVefspreads the co~untenances Oh the late
ailiSers Wheh taey ma tiiat thes ave
aialc seatS, ana 'ha., IN CONSEQUENCE lHey
are TO be deprived OF the ineitapie JOY OF
forcing eight or Ten persons most OF theIl
lat ana WheeZy, 10 stahd UP III thelr seats
in order TO form a ganswaE, and, IN stand
iLS UP, 10 CRUSH tiieii mars, drop t'elf
wraps ana opera glasses ana programs on
tne moor, pant eHclleuly Win mlLslea
wrath and oVer-eNertion and otherwise
feei IKE galley slaves IN the act OF oelns
scoursea 10 tnelt dungeons.
Inc hapltual late arfiNefs don't want
aisle seats ana they rafelH OBTAIN mem.
Wilt they want IS 10 walk over Iolks'
lnerepy ~conlpulsorlly engaging the attel-
ton Oh d houSelui OIL people.
Inc CHROME late afrlVeF, male or le-
male, can uncoll the words excuse me or
pahaoh OF SO sofiS faster imam a QUICK
!uhcn room hapJack maker can turn ont
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Is 10 say, some OF
tneIii can.
L.0 But inc 'IanQOn me or a .CIln1lNg
ciafnperahs' clumsy, clonplns late ar
iiVel' as ne DUMPS ana plumbers past the
ln"afoly eiiaseu peopie VINO nave reach-
eh the theater on ell11e OUT OF cons-dera-
tlol tor tle rights @. theif lelioW beings.
IS not anu never "iii De- z cents worth Oh
COMPENSATION lof tae misery trat ne IN
inc.s.
ciiroiHc 'ate atilNer at the lheateT,
ahlohs Inc MAZE species, IS inc ehd seat
ios o. inc open cars tie Dottihskl VINO al
Ways wants 70 pe tne ilfsI on ana the llrst
oA VI elevators, II ne mas got 10 Dfcak
inc aiiis VI d "hoAe lot Oh ageo men IN
accomplishing these purposes; Inc pig
iead VINO always taxes tue lett or the
slue"alh ana refuses 10 pudse 10 the rtght
"iiu'ei any ciicuhiStillccs the-Weli, ne
al tue oiliersht types ana breeds OF the
puoio siain-hl t1at exist, ana you can
80 q Delft az PAU ~ lisufe out me
Huhioei y Species There are LOT yourseif.
Among the feIhale sex the chronic late
aIinsei d ne 'deatet IS also the same
mo'hat WHO slams 4 storm door IN your
Iace anu never turns 20 LOOK PACK to see
"!ietner You've peen KNOCKED out into the
iiiooie u lle street IN 'front.' OF an an cleo
'tc cai, the Same woman WHO, when
lheIe IS II Inc OF 34 nervous aud busy
business men ineu up IN 'front.' OF the box
" = lied'ei VIM Smiail IN anu walk up 10
the "lhuo" ana de1nand seats without
MaltiiS .Mo inmates III 'Ee me or even