Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-09-16

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At least RojestvensKy can point out
with pride that none of his warships'
boilers blew up.
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Any fool can start a war, but wise
men are needed when it comes to de-
Gliding on the indemnity.
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The Russian officials may detain
Henryk Sienkicwicz. but they cannot
impound the words of protest he has
written.
What Russia needs most. IL the
dream of republic Is ever to come
true. is II large number of little red
schoolhouses.
Ilamlin Garland. novelist, who was
locked in II prison cen and forgotten.
has now enough local color for a
mccrschaum.
The Rochester Democrat publishes
an article on How TO Make a Revol.
yer Safe" The hest way is to bury II
and forget the place.
If Andrew Carnegie succeeds In
escaping the disgrace of dying rich he
will have to work over the union limit
| In giving AWAY money,
The author of "Kick i'm. he amt
got any friends must have been
thinking of John ID. Rockefeller.
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| Venezuela Is buying guns. Castro
must have suspicion that more bill
collectors have their eyes on him.
when does u woman look her besty'
asks the London World. "nen her
rival is unable to conceal her Jealousy.
Honors paid the body Of John Paul
Jones are all that he could wish for
were he in position to appreciate
them.
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Governor La Toilette says "all other
issues are secondary to public hon.
esty.' At last graft Is becoming dis.
reputable,
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So far the governments conscience
fund. established In 1911, amounts 70
about 100000 from contributions
Who's shy?
Don't forget that there are two
sides to the trust question. The ship
building trust regrets to report that II
lost $780, 900 last year.
George Gould has gone into the poul
try business. and he is making 1t pay,
That man has such genius for finance
that he would doubtless be able Il
make a living even out Of poetry.
A wife is the making of her husband
but the job Is seldom satisfactory e
all parties concerned.
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It's the twenty-ifth anniversary Of
her debut into the world that Is often
est celebrated by a woman.
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Chauncey should see that his ex
palmer is In good working order, To-
1t has hard job ahead Of 1t.
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No matter what other towns have
claimed him, hereafter 1t will be Mr.
John Paul Jones, of Annapolis, Md.
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Tax.dodging In the Philippines is re
ported by the authorities; and yet 1
was declared the Filipinos were no
ready for civilization.
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Somebody has been trying to sent
an internal machine to In Toilette
Mr.. Rockefeller will no doubt find
easy to prove an alibi.
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The statement that bald heade,
men never have consumption shoul,
be soothing to the bald headed mel
who think they have II.
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Texas has Il 7-year-Old boy VIII
! weighs 2O3 pounds. How would 20
like to be the patient little woman VIII
) has to rock him to sleep?
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Kansas reports the killing Of a raj
tlesnake seventeen feet long. 1t I
not strange. after all. that saloo
Is occasionally dynamited In that State
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Prince POtemkine, the Russian exile
says: IL am disguised with the cor
ditions in Russia" and across the sc
comes family whispering echo fror
the imperial palace: lie too"
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II haven't worked since 1897, an
I'm proud of it," said vagrant VIII
was being questioned In justice cour
1t doesn't take much to make som
people proud.
The ancients believed that kissing
pretty girl was sure cure for heat
|, ache. After all there's nothing lik
. the Old-fashioned remedies.