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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Mrs. Bickering-There you go again
You are always finding fault.
Bickering-That's right, my DEAR And
III never forget the day / found you
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

rs higgins a well informed man?'
He ought to be-" replied Miss Cayenne;
his wife belongs to three sewing socie-
ties and a progressive euchre ciub.-Wash-
ington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Barber-Razor all right, sir?
Patient-I wouldn't know I was being
shaved.
Barber-Thank you sir.
Patient-Its more like being fayed, you
know.-Cleveland Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

After a long. weary search the man
secured work
How do you like your job?" we in
CURED at the end of the first week
r., I'd like it pretty well.'' was the reply,
but for one thing
What is that %
They're mighty slow about offerin' me
a day of. "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Prospective Boarder-Is there any dam
ger of catching the malaria here?
Hank Doolittle-No; not if We keep in
out of tn sun, and stay in tn house on
rainy days and don't go out evenings and
lay abed mornings, and take plenty NV
quinine, there ain'ti-Puck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

What reason does he give for not
paying his wife a1imony?"
He says that marriage is a lottery, and
hence alimony is a gambling debt
Golfers Weekly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Miss Gadd-There goes Jack Poorley
MY. ne looks as solemn as an undertaken
Mr.. Batcheilor--No wonder; he's going
70 undertake wife next week.-Philadel-
phfa Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Young Lady tailor made)-Take my
seat, please.
Old Lady (near-sighted, but gratefuI-
Thank you, sir. You are the only gentle
man in the car.-London Tit-Bits.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08
A SATURDAY SERMON.

Riches certainly make themselves
wings; they fly away as an eagle towards
heaven. Proverbs 23:5.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

'Lawd,' prayed the old colored deacon.
please give US, in dis worP Thar we
Twin at, all de prosperity we kin stand
but Wen we gifts dizzy wild it, en- goes
ter celebratin' too much. des send long
ole Brer Trouble. ter make US sit stiddy
Atlanta Constitution
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Yes, she's pretty, but poor CONVEX
can't understand why so many men pro-
pose to her.
Il cam sighed Henpeck.-Houston
Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

She-They say that every woman has
secret sorrow. Do you believe it?
all right-but it's no secret!-Detroit
Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Gaddie-I don't believe they're engaged
now.
Henpeck-Why?
Gaddie-Because they quarrel so con-
stantly.
Henpeck-TlI bet they've been secretly
married.-PhiladeIphi Ledger
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

buy those trained feas?
Mrs. Van Nobb-Because, as I simply
cannot keep F'ido from acquiring them, I
thought I would at least prefer to have
him supplied with an educated kind
Louisville Courier.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

Beaks-I have decided never to marry
until find my ideal.
Peaks-What sort of a girl is your idealf
Beaks-Anything that wears skirts and
has $50 OO0.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08

During the South African war the CEN
sorship of soldiers letters home was ver-y
strict. One soldier. who always sent an
account of the doings of the regiment.
which account was always bIotted out by
the censor, laid plan for revenge At the
foot of his next letter he wrote: Look
under the stamp. The censor did So af-
ter spending considerable time in steanainR
the stamp from the envelope And he
found these words: WAS it hard to get
off ?"-Exchange
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-08
HUMOR OF TEE Day

Here, Maria, here is story about 30
Buffalo women who cooked on one stove
for more than a year and didn't have a
single quarrel all that time
What an amiably stupid lot they must
have been."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

First line Il plain mould with a little
Jelly, aud decorate il with thin strips
Of citron and preserved cherries; mcIt
two ounces of best gelatmc in a gill OF
cold water. then sur into pint of Gus
tard made of milk and eggs; swcctcn
all to taste and flavor with csscnrc of
lemon; whip one gill Of sweet cream to
n stiff froth and add TO the custard
gradually; afterward stir in half an
ounce of citron chopped small crun-
BILE enough sponge cake to make pint
and add to the above, then pour into
the mould; when the cake is cold and
set. turn out and serve. If You wish.
add two ounces of chopped almonds 10
the custard they are an improvements
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
ANOTHER RECORD IN LAND
HUNTING.
This Springs Exodus toCanada Greater
than Ever,

than Ever.
1t was thought in 1903, when over
4 fifty thousand people went from the
/ nlted States 10 Canada, that the limit
of the yearly emigration to the wheat
zone of the Continent had been reach
ed. But when in 1854 about as large
a number Of American citizens signi-
fed their intention of becoming set
/ tiers on Canadian lands, the general
public were prepared for the an
nouncemcnt of large numbers in 1903.
Ne surprise therefore will he caused
when it is made known that the pro
dietions of fully fifty thousand in 1903
are warranted in the fact that he
Spring movement Canadaward is
greater than it has over been rhe
special trains from Omaha, Chicago,
st Paul Detroit ANA other gatewayS
have been crowded. Many have gone
to join friends and relatives who have
prepared homes for them. and others
have gone relying upon their own re-
sources, satisfied that what others
have done can also be done by them.
This year much new territory has
been opened III by the railroads. which
are extending their main lines and
throwing out branches i'm their march
across the best grain and grazing
laids on the continent. This new ter
| ritory has attractions for those desiring
to homestead on the one hundred ana
sixty acres granted each settler by the
Canadian Government Many also
take advantage of the opportunity to
purchase lands at the low figures at
which they are now being offered
1t does not require much thought TO
convince one that if Iowa. Illinois.
Minnesota ana other lands, with
value of from fifty to one hundred ana
fifty dollars an acre, will give a good
living Ivy producing ten to thirteen
bushels of wheat to the acre and
thirty to fifty bushels of corn to the
mere, the lands of Western Canada at
seven 70 ten dollars an acre. producing
from twenty to thirty bushels OF Il SUI
ducc Il competence TO the ordinary
farmer IN Il very rev years These
are the facts as they confront the
reader. There are millions Of acres of
such land ia Western Canada in addi-
tioa to the other millions that are con
sidercd TO be portions Of the biggest
ard hest ranges that ever invited the
cattlc ana horse producer Of the North
American continents What is palticu-
larlY evident In NcSterp Canada is the
fact that the wheat lands, adjoining
the grazing lands, make farming par
ticularly agreeable and profitable. The
agents of the Canadian Governments.
who are always willing 10 give infor-
nation and advice to intending set
tiers. say that the acreage put under
crop this season is greatly in excess OF
last season
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Roast Saddle of Ncnisou.

Rub the saddle well with melted
butter and wrap in brown paper but
'ering this also. Cook in covered
"olster with little water in the bot
tom of the pan. ALLOW at least TWEEN
y minutes roasting TO every pound Of
The venison. Half an hour before the
meat is done take off the paper and
1aSt" the meat every ten minutes That
/ remains in the oven adding a little
melted currant jelly to the butter in
The pan. At the end of half an hour
lay the meat on a heated platter and
keep hot while YOU add to the gravy
eft In tine pan nutmeg. salt. pepper.
two tablespoonfuls of butter and tie
same quantity Of c'lrrant Jelly When
the jelly is melted pour the sauce in
1 gravy boat and send to the table.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

While no woman is entirely free from
periodicG suffering, il does not seem to
be the plan of nature that women
should suffer so severely. Menstrual
ton is Il severe strain on n woman IS
vitality. II it is painful or irregular
something is wrong which should be
set right or it will lead TO serious de
raugemcnt of the whole female organ
ism.
More than fifty thousand women
have testified inErateful letters to Mrs
Pinkham that Lydia + Piukham 81
Vegetable Compound oycrcumes pa.u-
tut and irregular mcnstruatiou,
1t provides a safe and sure way Of cs-
cape from distressing and dangerous
Weaknesses and diseases.
The two following letters tell so con-
viucingly what Lydia Il. Pinkham ,
Vegetable Compound will do for
women, they cannot fail to bring hope
to thousands of sufferers.
Miss Nellie Holmes of $40 Y. Davi.
sion street, Buffalo. y. y, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
Your medicine iSindeed an ideal medicine
for women | suffered misery for years with
painful periods, headaches and bearing-iow
pains ] consulted two different physicians
but failed to get any relief A friend from
the East advised me TO try Lydia +, Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound | dbl So and
no longer suffer as dill before Ny periods
are natural every ache and pam is gone. and
my general health is much improved |
advise al women who suffer to take Lydia
+ Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
Mrs Tllic Hart, of Larimore, y. ID ,
writes:
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

Beat the yolks of six eggs until light
add gradually, beating all the WHILE
one pound Of powdered sugar; beat Il
quarter of pound of butter to Il
cream, add it to the yolks and sugar.
beat Wen and then stir in carefully the
wcll-hcatcn whites Of four eggs; pour
this into double boiler ana stir con
tiuually over the fire until the mixture
is about IN" consistency of very thici
cream, take from the fire ana add the
grated rind of one and the juice Of two
lemons; mix and turn into a stonewarr
Or china bowl To cool.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Sectional Fryin. Pan.

The sectional cooker that made its
appearance in various forms during the
oast few years shows that 3 demand
,Nists in the household for economy OF
-oon aud fuc! in the culinary opera
ions. Perhaps the Introduction Of tn"
sdS stove, with its limited number of
burners has emphasized The necessity.
rhe device here shown possesses the
same feature and merits. \ frying pan
n which two operation can he conduct
IA al the same time shoEld be a great
boon to the restaurant order cook. as
we'll as to the divinity that preSl2s an
he Kitchen of the smallest household.
It means that the meal can hr hasten
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

yooot,ll, r-,,,.,,,,,-l .-.ro,.. f,- bo--o t,ioa
90 n'n ,,'y' ra,1"dies wiibont holm -'''
II dreaded the approach of nv menstrual
period every month, as it meant SO much pain
and suffering for me. but after had used tho
COMPOUND Two months became regular ana
a. n,'i ',,, NOV, '. 80
atni,l fen, Whit I,y,iia 4 Pintban,s Vege-
table COMPOUND has done for me
such testimony should be accented
NV nil yoncn rs rnnvincfur evidence
that Lydia + pinkham's VcrctabIe
C,m-ound stands without n peer a. n
r,tayly for al tic distressing. S Of
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Gave Up Waiting

y young man who was anxious to Sc
cure job as railroad brakeman wan
dcred into one of the local yards the
other day and came across bunch of
rallroad men who were sitting in a
shanty. He made known his ambition
and one of the men. who is quite joker.
asked him It few foolish questions The
youth answered them and then asked:
How long before I'll bc likely to got
a job"
Sit down and wait" said thc joker,
"Thcrc'S ten or fifteen hrakcmcn killed
here every day and You can't tell how
soon we viii need you
Tho young mans ambition seemed to
fade. and he remembered that he hal
an engagement elsewhere. Albany Jour
ma.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

During the taking Of religious cen.
snS of the District Of Columbia the past
winter relates "A representative from
Tonne sec. "a couple Of young ladies who
were engaged in the work stopped at ms
home on Capitol hin, aud YLa:. ;ne' bel
rang it was answered by the negro boy
bought from Tennessee with me. The
ladies asked him:
"'Wil you please tell me who lives
here
"'Yessum; Mstah John.ing, was the
answer
lis he d Chrsiian|
~. ma'am. He's or congressman
from Tcnnersec.' y" Philadelphia Ledger
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
When Burning Garbage.

IT done in the range 1t is mistake
TO put the waste directly on the fire.
Put IT under the side or back lids,
where the FIRE does not come In con.
tact with It, and It will dry out II Is
best to put the garbage in the stove at
night, aud by morning it Is dried to a
finder and will blaze up and burn
when the tire gets hotter, leaving no
odOr Whatever
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Molasscs Cookies.

Take one rupful of sugar and one
cupful of butter or good shortening
Cream them and add two cups of mo
lasses and two eggs. Dissolve two
good sized teaspoonfuis Of soda In a
little hot water, AMI FIJI mp the cup
it is In with cold water. Add it to the
other mixture and stir enough -four to
make soft dough. but one that can
De rolled out and cut into cook les. Spice
10 suit the taste.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Doctors in Woburn.

"a number of years ago, when ! lived
in Woburn. Mass" said a well known
Bostonian the other day "a Dr. Kelley
resided there and was the leading ply
stefan of the town. Later there came n
young Physician who was far less sur
ceSsful than his neiehhor; in fact, he
lost So many cases that many remarks
were made concerning him.
zone morning while out making calls
the two doctors met l'r. Kelley having
one Of his patients riding with him, Dr
Brown, the other phl ~jciau, snIulcd him
with: An, good morning doctor, see
You take your patlentS 20 ride
Yes said the other i see Griggs
takes yours.
"Griggs was the undertaken Boston
Herald
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

Cream together cup Of sugar ana
Il halfcup of butter, add a cup Of milk.
two beaten eggs, tablespoonful Of
cinnamon ana nutmeg, mixed, and two
cups Of prepared flour Add enough
flour TO make soft dough. ron out
aud cut into shapes with n cutter. Cook
to a goldcn brown IN deep, boiling fat
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

If people would eat plenty Of .ice
they would not need drugs To make them
steep, said the drug clerk, rau>ing iol
moment IN putting up a Sleeping 20.
ton for Il woman. There is much said
jest now about rice rs a strcnethcnine
food hut few Americans know that il
has Sopoiitc powers If properly cooked
it has tice should he washed many
times until tie water no longer appears
milky. 1t should then lie soaked n fcw
hours, salted and boiled rapidly aboul
thirty minutes. When cooked in his
way it cain be eaten each day with relIsh.
aud the person who eats it sleeps. and
dreams NOT ut All."-\ew York Sun
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
CatarTh Cannot BE Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they cannot
reach the seat of til" disease. tatarrh is a blood
or constitutional disease. and In order to cure il
yon must take internal remedies Halls Catarrs
cure Is taken internally. and acts directly on the
blood and mucous Surfaces. Halls Catarrh turs
Is not qhack medicine. 1t was prescribed hy
one of the best physicians IN this country fol-
years. and IS a regular prescription. IL i com.
posed OF the best tones known, combined with
The best blood purifiers acting directly on tho
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination OF
the two ingredients j. what produces such won.
derful results In curing Catarrh. Send for ties
timonialS. free.
r !. CHENEY & co. Props. Toledo, q
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Lobster Dressing, Without OIL.

one teaspoonfnl mustard half ten
spoonful each Of salt, sugar ana black
pepper dissolved in little cold water.
eleven tableSpoonfuls of vinegar, three
Of melted butter, two well beaten eggs
stir all together and boil until it be
comes smooth
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

years ago that used poans Kidney
Pills for an attack of kidney trouble
that was mostly hackache, aud they
fixed me up fine. There is no mistake
about that. and If | should ever be
troubled again | would get them first
thing. as | know what they are
For sale by all dealers Price %
cents. Foster Mllburn Co., Buffalo,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
WILD WITH ECZEMA
And other Itching, burning, ScaIy
Eruptions, with Loss of Hair speed
ily Cured by CutiCurn.

Battle the affected parts with hot
water and Cuticura Soap to cleanse
the surface OF cruSts amt scales and
soften the thickcncd cuticlc; dry, with
out hard rubbing, and apply Cuticnra
Ointment freely, TO allay itching, irri
tation and Inflammation, and sontho
ana heal; and, lastly. take Cutlcura
Rcsolvcnt Pills to cool ana cleanse
the blood, \ single set, costing but
Sl.OO, is often sufficient to cure the
most torturng, disligurug skin, Scali
and blood humors. with loss of hair
when all else fails.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

Old scratched knives may be made
to look like new If tnlow IS well rub
bed on the kuifeboard tallow candle
win do and then knife powder The
scratches and stains will quickly dis
appear.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

the Kidneys | Sc
poan's Kidney
Pills. which havs
cured thousands.
Captain $. il.
Hunter. of En-
CINE No. II. Pitts
burg, Pa, Fire
department, and
residing at 22T22!
Wylic " e n Il e.
says;
1T was three
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
No Marrlage Fee. Premium

c, II. Hnlc, editor Of the Sangamon
Sayer. who WAS recently elected Justice
" the peace has announced that lie will
perform the marriage ceremony free with
two subscriptions Old subscribers will
receive half price 50 marriage will be
performed after midnight.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Unlimited Terms of Office

The Republican county convention, in
session 1T Erie, Pa, adopted resolutions
favoring unlimited terms for all elective
Offices including congressman, and max
ing the only reason for naming a new
IN Office
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
Outlook" Denounced by Ouakers.

The Qnak"rS al a meeting iu pha,lol.
phia denounced pr. Lyman Abhutt'S ma
gazine, the Outlook, a. hcrctical and pcr-
niclons. aud excluded it from thc litrra
turc the members Of the socicty may
read.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
In the Easter ParaGe

Respectable Deacon wish that
young Canon Mayherry weren't obliged
to preach ~ sucn Il small congregation.
Frivolous Widow So do /. Every
time he said Dearly beloved this morn
ing felt an II had received proposal
Smart Set
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

MRS wINSIOW y SOOTHING SYRUP fot
Children tprthiug. sufteus the gums. reduces In
Gamma lion, Ellays pain, cures wind cole. IS
cents bottle
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

Cntnrrh of the bladder and kiducy
Ir,uhh absolutely cuted by In David kru.
ned, lu,-rlr Remedy World famous for u,,r
u y,uIr a. OBJ lutflr.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

We are never without bottle OF Piso's
Cure for Consumption in our house =
Mrs. f. NJ Swayze, Wakita, Okla. ApuI
Il 1901
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

Queda Cuban Minister
speak at the ean Teo Matanzas Cuba he said Il have
have
Washington. c Qnesala saw
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
IMPORTANT FACTS
FOR cow OWNERS

The mechanical Cream Separator has
become vital feature of every home
dairy just as of every butter factory.
Its use means much more aud much
better cream and butter, as well as
saving of water, ice. time and room.
The difference III results IA not small
bat ing Few cows now pay without
separator nairying ia the most profit
able kind of farming with one.
$50 of the creamery butter Of the
world is now made with De Laval
machines, and there are over 100
farm users besides
Send for catalogue and n0mo Of nearest
local agent
The De LAVAL SEPARATOR co.
Randolph Canal SITS ~ Cofta-el street
CHICAGO NEW YCRK
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

Don't make the mistake of believing
backache and bladder HIS TO be local
ailments. Get at the cause and cure
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

UARANTEED INVESTMENT High grade
NJ Gfc dividend participating gold bonds for
sale Btnds slHre large pruGts az POSITIVE.
jY GUARANTEED hy Ranking and Trust Com
Jany AGAINST Loss Address LITTLE. 1888
DroadWay. New York
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

sNzls-- WHEN WRITING 70 ADVERTISERS
Si-T piease say yoo saw tbs Advertise ne II
e ihis paper.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS

When the Back Aches and Bladder
Troubles Set In, Get at the Cause.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-04-27

pmkhams Advice Best Understands NomanS Ills,
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