New-York tribune., 1905-01-13

point of settlement. "Rin forrard laddie." said
last weeks winner to his caddie, land drive ava
they lambsi'' ma, na.' vigorously protested his
opponent; 'bide where ye be- laddie! Ye Gamma
move any CROWN thing! That's the rule of gowff.''
THE ETERNAL MASCULINE
At g seventeen We ven meet d some gne girl
And beg from her tiny curl
We eST tSTasH, ana aye sod may e KeeP aPrent swear
And fondly kiss and hide It where
No prying eye may see
At twenty-seven less enthused
With auburn-tinte curls.
To hndag reaoect It. @geR ghGT nfn girs confused
Fair head it lent halo to-
We'll pshaw! the thing that's best to do
Is keep it ten more years.!
At thirty-seven. then. day
While rummagtng. we stare
N The aDssde devIl MsS Whose Ha Sc qed red hair hair
'S The fa'i brcky k5 st stuffl' ''IShA Hh Fatei tel
We toss it forth and smile 10
-CBrooklyn Life
Paris has given up the green hour" according
to a correspondent of THE Boston Transcript" for
a mild and vrtuous devotion to "tilleul' Every
tearoom has It, the true 'svered tilleul," the Hun
garian lime linden tree young leaves and bios
SONS. That is what it is. II looks like tealeaves
mingled with dried blossoms. and it is infused and
drunk exactly like plain tea 1t is lightly sudorihc
ach. 1t is grateful and warming. 1t produces no
nervousness Indeed. it cams nervousness. And
there you are! TilleuI The latest most fashionable
Paris beverage Tilleul. grandmother's speciality
like catnip teal The FOUNDERS of Paris order dleul!
They want their heads clear to play poker. They
want their heads clear to talk to the womenl
'I found friend of mine eating big meal in
was surprised. because the last time saw him he
was not in prosperous circumstances. lie had IN
ed L
asked him what had happened, and he replied: oh,
sanitaPy aPVu Horse Bedding and am making fort
une.' - louisville Courier-Journal
An Oklahoma man has discovered that there were
department stores in ancient Hebrew days. He
quotes the fourteenth verse in the fourteenth
chapter of Job: "All my appointed time will wait,
till my change come
THE SHIPPING CLERKS LAMENT.
Miss Reed the only daughter; and dsds being
zine
All me! how slight bar may turn
The current of Iife's sinu6us stream.
And life become-too late We Learnt
An empty dream.
Fate, with her compass, square and rule.
Designed me for life of letters;
Yet here am ! upon a STOOL
In office fetters!
Fate did her level best to show
That here of Letters @ was 2 new Prince:
Misread Fate's blueprints!
My parents moved from Idaho
When was four to Butte. Montana
Why, why oh why did we not so
There fructifed by Hoosier sun,
The which has nourished many worse one.
should have been, at twenty-one,
Iitry Person.
TIugging Antaeus-wise the SOIL
In Hoosier tents favored dweller,
should have been sans w.t. sans toll.
A Sixth Best Seller.
Too late! I ne'er shall see again
The take away Fate's teetotum.
Oh, saddest words of tongue or pen!-
No need to quote 'em. -Puck.
John Morley. in his recent visit to America. told
story of poor English woman. who testify
ing about her dead husband in London life in
surance suit. A lawyer said to her:
WAS your husband good TO you during his Iife?'
"Oh. yes. indeed" she answered "As good as
could be- He was more like friend than a hus-
band?"
IF your PoEeas IS Society really wants to accom-
''Why?' she asked. In surprise.
Because one machine could do as much as half
a dozen women. at least"
philadelphia Press.
The American Civic Federation, which is doing
its best to beautify the cities of this country
makes an encouraging report about Cleveland Ohio
That city has just adopted comprehensive build
ing code. The most significant provision is the one
relating to signboards. This declares all signboards
and DillDOaluS hO" w cAtcteu on any
residence street within two hundred feet of any
park park boulevard or driveway TO be nuisances
and the inspector of buildings is given power to
abate them Moreover. the code provides that mo
sign. signboard or billboard shall be placed upon
any public property. shall any such sign or
billboard, inclusive OF placards. be fixed placed
upon any building TO project beyond the
street line without official permit
..How do you like my new low-neck dress?''
asked the Chicago society woman, she came
into the presence OF her husband just before going
"Its ali TO the good. dear" replied the man OF
afTairs 'sbut where earth you a-goin' to
tuck your napkin? -CYonkers Statesman