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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Men of Years

The great men of affairs in this
country, including both public and pri-
vate lines OF business, are many of
them men above 60 years of age. So
II is OF the senate. of the higher courts,
of the governors and other public Of
ficials.-Galveston News.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Among the Merrymakers
Wanted a Correction

ltorial office of the Daily Whoon in cbarea
OF an officer. II am the woman who wa
b brrested Yesterday for setting fire to her
th MS house and throwing hatchets at
nm! nm as reported In your paper this morn
ing, l nave called to Insist that you make
yes, madam" asks the editor-for it IS
the facts?' ="
1t isn't that. The paper misspells nv
name and doesn't give correct descrip-
ton OF my costume at all"-Judge
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
That Publisher Knew His Business

A German magazine paid the kaiser
$4,000 for a story last week. 1t will
not be hard now for William to tell
which is the best magazine published
in Germany.-Kansas City Times.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Comino Up
She said: This
avian urA-% q

She said: This is the first time
ever went to sea,
And L would my tongue could utter
The things that arise in me-"
Then she gasped and turned quite yellow,
And muttered: ''Hully gee"
Houston Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
A Valuable Hint To Others

Andrew Carnegie says he has not
signed a note for thirty years. That is
another reason why he has money for
libraries while some other business
men are going through the bankruptcy
courtS-New York Commercial
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Bay States Off Year

1t has been some time since this
commonwealth has been unrepresented
officially in the presidential Inaugural
ton ceremonies. This is an off year in
observation-disclosures Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
DEFINITION of a Patriot

A patriot, says President Woodrow
Wilson, is a man who has a surplus of
energy to spend for the welfare of the
community outside of himself. That'1I
do.-Boston Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Would Resemble a Moderr Picnic

Roosevelt said Splendid Splendid"
when he saw a picture of a family OF
fifteen children. What would he say
to Hoeh's collection of wives Chi
cago Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Industrial Situation

The time is come when an investi-
cation can and should be held in order
that the exact industrial situation may
be disclosed and the frothy reformers
COMPOUNDED by being brought face to
face with the facts.-Milwaukee Sem
tinel
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Satisfied

She-It is all very well; but 1 doubt IL
you would want to marry me If 1 were a
poor girl.
He-Perhaps not; but why indulge in
conjecture? I'm satisfied to take you
with all your money. I'm no crank.-BoS-
ton Transcript.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12

And nobody would object to Repre-
sentative Roberts proposition to try
the code before inquiring what was in
it if he would undertake to provide
the dog.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Sympathy Curbed

Commissioner Garfield controlled his
sympathies for the poor sufficiently to
refrain from recommending that a col
lection be taken up for the relief Of
the distressed beef packers-Phila-
delphia Record
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Optimistic

Let us dwell little more than we
do on the happiness there is in the
domestic life of the country. There
must be a great deal OF It. for the
home is undoubtedly the most con-
spicuous contributor to our general
greatness.-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Taking the Ribbon

The attempt of the house to take out
of the United States treasury $4,000
for ''mileage"-the members hadn't
travelled foot-comes near taking the
blue ribbon I'm the graft" contest
Baltimore Sun.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
A Worker. Yes

Yeast-I understand your wife is an in
defatigable worker?
Crimsonbeak = She's all that. Why.
after she sings the baby to sleep. by Jove!
she comes and talks me to sleep.-Yon-
kerS Statesman.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
This Is the Period of HustIe

It's a good thing for the country
that the Inauguration didn't attempt
to rival congress in a contempt for big
figures. And what could be more sig
nificant of the times and the man than
the brevity of Roosevelts Inaugural?
Boston Globe
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
AS Usual
The homely Miss Mudnhens had q

The homely Miss Mudphens had only one
beau.
While pretty Miss Katie had eight:
But Miss MudphenS was married last
night, as you know,
And Miss Katie-well. she's still Miss
Katei
Cleveland Leader.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Norway and Sweden

Norway wants to be separated from
Sweden and Is trying to bring about a
war for the purpose of accomplishing
the rupture. We earnestly recommend
The Hague tribunal to the attention of
the impatient Chicago
Record
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
MeraIN That

understand" said the tourist from
the east. there was some difference to-
day between Big Bill and Red Hankins."
Theys constable difference" replied
the native. Bills alive and Reds dead"
Yes, but what was the difference be-
tween them that led to the killing?"
Bill was quicker on the trigger than
Red, that's all."-Catholic Standard
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Has Too Much TO Answer Ear

In the crank who wanted to kill John
d. Crimmins because he had white
whiskers, it seems that Osler's daily
humor has scored again.-New York
Mail
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Ought to Be a Good SCRAP

Kansas Is good in a rough and tum-
BILE fight. but the Standard OIL COM
pany is a master of the fine art of
jiujitsu.-Kansas City Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
A Real snirit Pictura

If d. Funk wants a genuine spirit
picture" why not get a snapshot of
John L. Sullivan in the act of shatter-
Ing a pledge.-Denver Republican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
Until One Reads Between the Lines

Commissioner Garfield's report is al
most enough to make one ready to pass
the hat for the relief of the impOyer-
ished beef combine.-Philadelp In
quirer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
oh, Shucks

The sweet maiden said: In a minute
III give you a kiss If you winute.
And he won the kiss.
AS was planned by the miss,
But he was too shy to beginute.
Houston Post.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12
No Formal Announcement Needed

Neighbor-I hear you have a baby at
your house?
Jones-Yes, who told you?
Neighbor-The baby.-Chicago Tribune
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12

A Minnesota legislator rises to tba
occasion with a bill providing for the
payment of a bounty of 81 per heal
Tor killing rattlesnakes. This looks
Ike slap at the whisky trust.-Crooks-
ton Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12

If the Standard Oil company is keen
ing black list. the Kansas Legislature
VII De mentioned on page 1 at the top
can. 0"ii-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-12

The verdict that the tariff sbouId ha
let alone Is unquestionably an exnraso
SION OF the popular will, says a Dies
MONIES Qa) paper. That would be
absolutely true providing there had
been such verdict lately People in the
middle west are suffering from too
much tariff-Dawson Sentinel.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
MISSOURI PAT rNrs

Patent Attorneys, v, shineto,. DC
Granted to Missouri inventors this
week. reported by G. A Snow 4 Co.
Edgar J. Bisse!l, Bafaold
Splash guard for bathing nppa-
ratus. -Silas /. Clark, Marshall.
Tallot's buttonhole ruler.-James
=. Q, Comhs, Harold, Railway sig.
nal and gate Isaac r. De Bork,
Winston, Water, MOTOR Frede.
rick G. Edeien, Kansas CITY,
Combined house trap and cellar
drain Thomas IIalnes, ST. Louis. |
Truck ladder'-Samuc L. Hulsev
corridor, Fence wire fastener.
Hubert ), Merrall, StLouis, |
Truck. Frank a., Rnf, StIouis. /
Granulator: Louis II, Slcvip, st,
Louis, Flaming or milerlng table \.
B. 'Sanfler. Kansas
City, Traction engine Elmer
Stewart. Kansas City, Cumbina-
lion door knob. door bell and
burglar alarm. John NJ, Wilson,
j. M
kansas CITY, Raling press, leon
No'iermann, st. Ionic, Combined N
;ey ling andname plate.
For copy Of any above patents
end ten cents u postage stamps
With lase date Of this paper ID GA.
SNOW and GO. Washington. y q,
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04

Patent Attorneys, ", shinelo.. DC
Granted to Missouri inventors this
week. reported by G. a Snow 4 Co.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04

--Don'tfail 70 call on POPS & Bad
ford for your clothing & oysrcoats
Every thing at cost for cash,
Farpsworth was in Nor
wood last week.
Mrs, Cheatem has gone II Rep
ublie, No, where she viii spend
the summer,
Mrs. Harris Of near Norwood
has been visiting her parents Of
Marionyille, Mo.
--Go to Ellis & Little for nice
line of mems dress shoes in
town.
=. X, Hitchcock is improving his
Drug Store by adding an addition
to the rear end
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
ED. Of the WORLDS
cRESSET,

! Whs the good olive tree and
the wild olive tree.
4 And II some OF the bracLes be broker
Z! on aDd thou being wild olive tree
vert graffcd in among them and win
| them pariakest Of the root Of lie fitness
lot the olive Tree
4 Boast mol against HE branches. Bu
lax ll,ou boast, llou Dearest not he roo,
\ but The root Thee.
'rhon will shy then. The branches
were broken or that might be grated
lin.
4 Well because Of unbe'Icf they were
broken or, md thou stoniest by MIN.
BE MOI highmindcd, bnt fear,
4 For i God spared not the natural
4 Breaches. take heed lest be also spare
lnol ihcc, 48,
/ Behold therefore The goodness and
severity OF God; on /. EN- which fell,
severity; but toward thee, goodness. II
thou continuein bis goodness; otherwise
thou also shalt be cut or Rom. H.
| IT. 81 lD-- 90 2l- %
You would do well to read care
fully the whole chapter aiso zecb
3.8 Why The two gospels the
gospel Of circumcision and the Cos.
POI OF merchandising please read.
but contrariwiso when they say
that the gospel OF uncircnmc,sion
was committed unto mo as the
gospel Of circumcision was unto
Peter (ior no that wruught effect.
uaIy 10 Peter to the apostleship
OF the circumcision, the same was
'n'sh'y ~ mo toward the GeD,iles)
why did Christ make Paul an ap,
ostle to the Gentiles only. Ifthere
were not two men, would not those
scriptures be misleading Now
GRO Roberts | think by the time
you have answ red these scrip.
lures without prejudice, self con.
ce'l, or self righteousness, but by
tho word of God, you will not need
to bold PEBBLES in your month 10 |
keep from stammering.
Yours for truth as it is il Christ
our Lord
c, A: Simons
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
NAMES ITEMS,
BY SWEETHEART

Hello kind Ed. and Cor. may
have chat with you? Fine wealth
or at present writing.
Several Of the farmers are don,
planting corn in this community.
Mrs. Ida Perkins made a busi.
ness trip to Hartville Sat.
Mr.. Herman Mott passed thru
Names Sat, going toward Mr..
Gladdens.
Hello "Smlax and Grinny" was
glad to hear from you'll always
enjoy reading your items,
Mrs. re.kins had 1900 or 1000
rails burned last week,
Church at Names was woll at.
tended Sun,
Hello Dutch Towner' how was
times in Springfield Hal ha,
Several Of the Names folks vent
on fishing expedition last Sun. |
they repsrt q Jolly time
The infant % Mr. and Mrs. I
Woods died a few days ago the
little remains was laid to rest in
Bennett Cemetry.
They are talking of having All
Temperance Rally At Names III
he near Gutuer,
Hello Texas Co. writer's how are
,ouY
There will 10 singing at Names
'ccond sun every body coma.
Sarah Ann Prock visited Mrs.
Lucy Cation Monday evening.
honia Shropshire is staying at
Henry Evans vat present. 4
It is reported that the phoneI
Kept ringing last week and everyI
body talking as they have got
4 q new line below Names.
Halo Fife how is il about 70.
ng to Green Mt,
Il these items land IN the cRRs-
FL ] viii come again. Az young
aen are scarce III this part o. old
10. ! am nohody's girl.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
EDIToR's RHINE:
Tho beginning Of May,
Isa pleasant day

lsa pleasant day
To the young folks every where
Girls delight You know,
In catching beau;
With their basket OF roses fair.
The boys are gay,
And gently say;
III wait for her tonight,
Because she'Il come;
With her basket 0! fun.
a string fastened to roses so white.
And now it's May,
The Editor say;
Girls ard boys BIO good and gay,
Let the roses tell,
Your pleasures swell;
For now IT is May, it is May.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
HARD SCRABBLE ITEMS.
BY KISS Nh.

MolIie Gather visited Viola
Thornhill Sat, night and Sun.
There will be preaching at
"orsham Chapel on fifth Sat night
aud Sun Also Sunday School
every Sun. at 8 O'Clock P. NJ.
Jesse X, Roberts whllo firoing
around bis place lot the fire get
INTO fence and burnt about two
brush.
If this escapes the W. B, we will
come again
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
FOR ShI.E.

MIR. J. A. MUIR Of Astoria has /
span q good work horses Tor sane
weight 1900 lbs, each, III good CON
.dl,ion. Price sisc. ~, Also span
Iof ) year old mules medium siac3
we'll broke. price, Si5o.ao, Mr.. MARI
also wants 70 buy one HUNDRED head
~ stock shesp For'pr,her particu-
larappsy AL AVN L.A. atarr Astoria
Mo,
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
NOTICE
OF
FINAL SETTLEMENT.

Creditors and all others inter
ested IN the estate Of Edwin Fols-
pee deceased, are hereby notified
that ! intend to make final set.
tlement thereof at the next term
If ne Probate onrs Of right
County. tobe held at the G ourt
House N Hartyilfe il said ounty
On On. the second Monday II May.
N N,vt,r.
Administrator of the estate ii
Edwin Folsbee deceased. Dated
at Norwood this i day Of April
1905.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1905-05-04
THE HE! CREsSET
L0cAz z0RR

----r----------
The foundation Of Ellis and Lit
ties Store u now completed.
--For all styles 4 coloss in Outing
80 to Pope &Bradford.
Everything at cost for cash,
Mrs. s. i. William. will teach
the Campbell School this year,
Ryan and Go, have Just com
pleted their lie house.
The Christian Endeayor was
we'll attended Sunday evening,
Brother SchuIlepberger was IN
Norwood Monday,
Don't forget We have received
our Spring line Of dress goods
they are up to date;
Ellis and Little.
Tho box supper given by the
Royal Neighbors Monday night
was well attended.
Hamilton Brown Shoes are the best
Pope x Bradford handles them.
Everything at cost for cash.
The Norwood High School clos |
Cd last Friday, Tho torn proved
to be successful. VII
Tie Methodist people will be.
GIN the construction OF their
church IN Norwood soon.
BRO. Russell o! Mansfield deIy.
cred two excellent disyourses nj
tho Baptist Church in Norwood
last Sunday morning and evening
'--4-----.
~Pope x Bradford have new line Of q
oyercoats Hats, Caps &. Gloves Q
cheap as dirt,
Mrs. Lisha Kelley gave birth to /,
o 20! ib, boy on "Wednesday Il
night. April Goth. Mother and
child doing well:
CAL on Ellis & Little when in
need OF Ladies' and Gents rur.
nlshing goods they carry the
completest line in town.
= Remember the S. 81 Convention
the 18th sunday in May. An I.
come for We eNpect'to have'a sue. h
cesstul Convention, 81
"A Junior Christian Endeavor|
society was organized at tho =
christian Church last Sunday
'vonug, ~
MIR. George Thomas has the NJ
Uphold and Pneumonia fever DR.. q
'anhoy is waiting on him, report,
d at present writing to be get /,
ing better, -
en-
Go to J II. Hitchcocks 10 buy
our Liquozone. | am tho IA
uthorized agent TO sell you 6
'ottles fer $500 Dollars. Guaran.
SEQ oO cent Bottles free whom you tel
and and ret orders. Send AZ once
you have never used Liqnoxons
tir
The ). s, Programme will not
pPear in this weeks issue 90 40. on
,ant Of a lack OF time. Look for IN,
70 Programme in next weeks
SUE.
w,
Tho Ed. was called to Fowler ~
. business on last Saturday and ~
'mained over Sunday and al 10 y
clock Sunday be preached AZ tho Tel
helley School house to d very the
rye snd attentive audance who Ha
] expressed their desire to see %,
. Nd. and Colony people return 4
Il TO that neighhorhood al tho
Irliest moment possible. torI
hieh the Ed. feels very grateful )
y, Ln'
The Schoo! board 81 the Nor
God High School have hired he
achers fos the coming year,
hey are a. follows, Prof, Bow. ken
a Prin. =, Il. conlsy lnterme.- DO,
iats, Miss Alice CreAmer Prim. ID
n, Proi. Bowman u \ graduate
Fons eftho State Normal SCHOOL, I. :
I'd We aressnrs has the necessary ing
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-14


Nebraska's criminal libel law was passed
for the specific purpose OF keeping Mr..
Rosewater from becoming too personal dur
ing the frenzy Of political combat but this
law is a tame AFFAIR compared with the
Salus-Grady statute in Pennsylvania. That
measure for muzzling a free press in the
interest Of crooked politicians has been de-
fed by all the great newspapers Of the
state, but is still terror to the little fell
lows who haven't the money and influence
necessary to keep them from getting
pinched. To get rid of this measure the
Pennsylvania press league was organized
last week at Pittsburg, the members of
which are pledged to work for the defeat
of any and every legislative candidate who
will not promise to help repeal the law
and enact a sane one in its stead-Lincoln
Journal.
Nebraska's criminal and civil libel
laws may be tame compared with the
libel laws of Pennsylvania, but they are
both relics of dark ages that constitute
a standing menace to the freedom Of
the press. The Nebraska libel laws
ought to be amended in the direction Of
sanity and the state press ought to
make itself the moving factor. The
idea that vicious libel laws hit the big
metropolitan newspapers harder than
they do the little country newspapers
is entirely erroneous, as has been proven
clearly enough during the last few
months by prosecutions and litigation
affecting the editors of smaller interior
papers. The Nebraska Press associa-
ton could do nothing better for its
members than follow the example of the
Pennsylvania Press league in preparing
in advance a sane code of libel laws and
seeing to it that the next legislature is
pledged to put such code on the statute
book.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-14
PREslprET avn Tpr TARIFF

General reports from Washington
agree in saying that President Roosevelt
has decided to omit all discussion Of the
tariff question from his annual message.
According to this information his pur-
pose is to make the subject of railway
rate regulation the paramount question
in the message and there is very good
reason to believe that this is correct.
The explanation given is that while Mr..
Roosevelt is not opposed to some re-
vision of the tariff, he Is far more con-
cerned with the question Of railway
rate regulation and will consequently
put all emphasis upon that. The idea
appears to be that the administration
would assume too much II it should I'M
dertake to push through the two propo-
sitions of tariff revision and rate regu-
lation, and in the judgment of the presi-
dent there is more to be gained for the
general good in the latter than in the
former.
If Washington reports supposed to
have authority behind them are to be
accepted. the decision of Mr.. Roosevelt
is that congress should not be embar-
raised by more than one great question
Of domestic interest. The subject of
railway regulation, IL is suggested, is
sufficient, in the opinion of the presi-
dent, for the coming congress to deal
with at its first session, and most people
will concur that in this he is right.
So far as the tariff question is con-
cerned, there is no doubt that 1t can
wait. There is no imperative or general
demand for any change in tariff rates
and this is said to be recognized by the
president AS a matter Of fact he is not
opposed to tariff revision whenever 1t
shall be found expedient, but there Is
reason to believe that he is in accord
with that element of the republican
party which holds that there is no pres
ent demand for changes in the tariff
and that the policy of protection to
American industries and labor should be
maintained. Whatever may be said In
regard to the attitude in the past Of
Mr.. Roosevelt respecting the tariff. there
can be no doubt that today there is not
in the country man who believes more
thoroughly than he in the policy Of pro-
lection to American industries and
labor. He has repeatedly indicated this
and insisted that nothing should be done
that would initiate against the standard
of living Of American labor. There can
be no doubt that he feels the same today
and that while he realized that another
issue should be to the front, as of more
pressing Importance, the tariff question
is not to be wholly ignored.