The Washington times., 1905-05-28

the street to you?
1t has TO be admitted that the Ma
tfonalss will get to the cellar If they fol-
low their noses.
The vassar girl who deplores the
tameness of men hasn't heard about
Harry Lehr and Mae Wood.
Nobody has yet counted up how many
Government clerks are paid from the
deficit.
The report that Addicks will give up
the fight may come from the fame he
has for giving up the money.
Lawyer Bryan has demonstrated that
he knows about as much about set
ting up an estate as he does about free
silver.
Perhaps Alabama could get more i'm
migrants IL they weren't so terrorized
By the bon1b-throwing fame it has got
ten from Representative Hefiin.
Boston is having a tree census in or
Ger TO count exactly how many supports
the men will have when they take the
two jags a year allowed by law.
Considering what hard time Line
witch has with the land forces. It's
strange he should be madts superior to
the new admiral
Secretary Morton is to be given a
higher place than ever on the Santa Fe
railroad. as Cabinet experiences are
valued by the company,
The Russians who have been reduced
TO eating dogs will find this easier than
eating their words.
For a drinking vessel J. Pierpont Nor
gan paid ss1, ,375. which is more than
Charlie schwab got out Of the Car sor
sailing vessels.
Col Henry Watterson's euiogy on
beer shows how a man who likes good
whisky can be extravagant in his com
mendations.
Secretary Taft saved 5000 on The 200 600
pounds OF lead ordered for Panama, but
General Wood will Offset this economy
by a night attack on the Moros.
News from Pennsylvania of baby
being killed by swallowing a safety pin
puts this article in the class with safety
razors and safety bicycles.
The sooner the insurance company
stockholders wake UP as thoroughly as
the Philadelphia voters have done the
better will the companies be operated
As Canada's oil fields have been more
productive of late. it is thought the
Peef trust colony up there has been
hired by the Oil trust.
The man in Boston whose father was
a Zulu king has caught the fever and
will start the Sons of the Evolution.
The Des Ntoines woman who says she
finds it easier 10 capitalize 4 100000
! than s5Oo.o00 project. should remember
that this is the way Cassie Chadwick.
got hers.
One trouble with the Nationals in
Chicago Is that they had to have three
! strikes instead of one.
aren't we going just little crazy
here IN Iowa?" asks an Iowa paper.
Getting better out there.
In little less than four years Colonel
! iol htii sup S|iiAAAlB ttHPAiH AiiS
Value of an Ideal" and begin to think
! of the Value of a Deal"
1t is hardly probable that the thous-
ands of new lights in the Capitol dome
will keep the next Congress out OF the
dark as to what the President will
| make them do.
The Philadelphia strike is better al
/ fair than Chicago's.
The Indiana man who had a telephone
| installed on his wife's grave must have
thought she never would have stopped
| talking.
| The request of members of the Senate
| Interstate Commerce Committee for {
rostponement of the extra session
shows what the rate investigation has
not taught them.
Germany accusation that American
consuls axe manufacturers spies re
minds us chat our tarsf walls are ever
high enough to keep out German spies
That Atlanta colored man who pawnec
his wooden leg for whisky gave a, joi
To the Southern Industrial Parliament:
theory about the valuation TO be put or
the Souths lumber resources.