The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06

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When the Kaiser has completed his
task of looking after other peoples
business he might go home and spend
a few months building his own fences.
Dispatch.
The popular contempt Of warfare
against the mosquito proves the CO.
pacity Of the American public for
straining at a gnat and swallowing an
epidemic.-New York Mail.
A man Is largely determined by his
environments. Christopher Columbus
might have been New York police
man for twenty years without discov-
ering even a poolroom.-Puck.
If old man Sherman had only waited
around long enough to see the peace
ENJOYS start for Portsmouth he might |
not have emitted such a cantankerous
opinion about war.-Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
Turkey has ordered in France tor
pedo boat destroyer, three gunboats,
two transports and artillery fittings,
and it Is rumored that as soon as these
are delivered the Sultan intends to put
out his tongue at the Czar.-London
Punch.
The "lingo" Of the yellow fever re-
ports might be applied to the daily
news from the Agricultural Depart
ment at Washington. New "foci" and
''sub-foci" are constantly appearing I'M
der Secretary Wilson's nose.-Spring-
field Republican.
Portland, Me, is securing the coun-
try for subscriptions to it's Thomas B.
Reed memorial fund. They want $780,
600 and have on hand about $4,000.
Tom wouldn't have approved this dun
ming his friends for such a purpose
Boston Herald.
A woman swearing offends no more
against morals than man swearing,
but she offends more against manners,
and by about as much as we are the
more shocked at her swearing than at
his, by SO much do we hold manners
above morals.-Life.
Our old friend, WI Ting Fang, Is
said to have been commissioned by the
Pekin court for the task Of forcing this
country to fair course of treatment
: of Chinese subjects. The childlike Mr.
WI knows us well, and how to pincf
where it will hurt us the worst.-Buf
i falo Courier.
The Russian government, according
to a St. Petersburg dispatch, has On
cided to issue a second internal loan
|. The amount is said to be $10O,O0O,OOO
|, The Russian internal loan Of 100000,
}, 600 last March came like pulling teeth
e this one, it is fair to presume, will b.
like killing the nerye.-Hartford Cou
rant.
T The dirt at Panama isn't flying, ant
= the government has at last decided
that it won't fly until sanitary condi
Hons are SO improved that a sutt1cien
+ number of workmen can be attracte,
Ito the Isthmus. The original idea tina
the only thing needed to insure tn
~ canal was the money has been sui
stantially modifed.-Buffalo Courier.
N So many subjects of his majesty Et
n. ward VII. fear that Americas futur
Is threatened by China and Japan, tn
yellow peril, that there comes an IRE
- sistible temptation to remind thel
that the United States has manage
to increase some 100000 in popul,
ton in the last century without an or
entail market. We can probably pla
/ Tn
Senator Mitchell, or Oregon, hs
been tried, convicted and sentenced
six months Imprisonment and to pay
fine of $4,000; but still holds on to h
seat as q Senator from Oregon. TT
salary, mileage and perquisites of Sc
ator Mitchell for year will about pa
- his fine, but this is new way to u:
A the office Of United States Senate
re- and will proba bly, be very unpopular
IL Louisville Post.
n The suggestion that there be n
s. tional celebrat ton of the two hundred
4. anniversary of Benjamin Franklin
Oh birthday next January was to be e
C pected about this time. The day W
10 surely be observed in various place
=, and one of them should be Bosto
IL which Franklin ran away from at 1
.- early age. A truly national celebr
LA ton, however, might be difficult
~ manage.-Springfield Republican.
It would be interesting to know he
Al much money has been spent, first a
last, on the search for the north pc
When the imposing total has been {
- certained, the question may be ask
whether more profitable results wou
~ not have been obtained If the mon
"a had been spent in some other VS.
"a The hackers of an arctic explorer ha
n right to spend their money on h
E II they please, but they would bene
kI humanity more If they put their d
ID lars into model tenement houses
Ii consumption Observation-Disclosures TT
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