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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

merely an officer OF
the army Of the
United States, volun-
teered as an aide to
Gen. George B. Nc
Clellan and was at
once appointed In
charge Of the camp
at Columbus, Ohio.
He organized Camp
Chase and equipped
the home guards
from the State, using
the experience Of his
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

A P1ttsburg millionaire was arrested
and locked up in police station cell
by mistake the other night. Whenever
you hear Of a millionaire being ar
rested and locked up you can put it
down as a mistake
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Passing events, as well as history
remind US that since the days of the
Forerunner the name Of John has been
conspicuous in the church. Less than
two years ago the bicentennary Of
John Wesley's birth was commence
rated. Bohemia is now erecting at
Prague a costly monument to John
Huss. In 1906, four centuries ago,
John Knox was born.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02
TO CORRESPONDENTS.

All communications for this paper should De aco0nA
anisd BY the name of the suthor; not necessarily for
pubicaton but evidence of good faith on the pan
Of the writer Write only side of the paper Be
>axticuIarly careful In giving and dates to AAvs
che letter. and figures plain and distinct
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

If you want to hear real exclama-
ton Of envy, tell some married woman
of another woman whose husband lets
her have A Dollar Without Asking
What She Does With It.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Professor Felix Adler declares men
and women should not marry for hap
piness, but for social end. A few
more like that, professor, and the Uni
versity of Chicago will try to hire you.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02
A Cautious Youth.

A very small boy was trying to lead
big st. Bernard up the road What
are you going to do with the dog, my
little MANI inquired a passer-by.
I'm going to see where-where
he wants to go, first" was the brea til
less reply.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

A former employe Of Russell Sage
has sued the multimillionaire for $500.
Does he think a mere court could ex-
tract money from Uncle RussellF"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

DR.. GLADDEN. declares Adam never
could have been a millionaire. Still.
he must admit that at one time Adam
was the richest man in the world and
controlled about everything in sight
excepting Eve.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

From the way in which Mrs. Chad
wick's attorneys keep up the appeal
game we conclude that the money she
got was about as good as any the
banks had in stock.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

4 famous French general, when ask
ed how it was that he had such an
erect carriage, replied that it was be-
cause he bent over and touched the
floor with his fingers thirty times every
day. If he had acquired rfgidity Of
The spine SO that he could not dc that
ne would have had with 1t weak alb
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

The orange crop in Italy, Spain and
southern France is reported to be al
most a complete failure. 1t Is expect
ed, however, that the cotton-seed olive
oil yield will be as generous as ever.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

When couple gets married they
ought to be prevented from having
their pictures taken with her hand on
his shoulder for qne yasH
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02
A Little Lesson
In Patriotism
93$33$$$$$

Let our object be our country, our
whole country, and nothing but our
country" DANIEL Webster.
At the beginning Of the Civil War,
William s. Rosecrans, then a private
citizens of the State Of Ohio, but for
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

A married man longs for either some
excitement to relieve the monotony or
some monotony to relieve the excite
ment
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Few rich men," says DR.. GLADDEN.,
escape being despised." And fewer
still seem to be lying awake at night
thinking Of the despisers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

The real Kentucky colonel who In
sisted on being addressed as mister
knew the short cut to splendid 1so-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

woman is mans equal" says
feminine magazine writer. Well, that
depends on who the woman is and
who the man is. She may be his SUI
perior.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02
Never Touched Him.

Goodley-Poor fellow! His story
was very affecting, wasn't It?
Hardart-Yes, but it didn't affect my
pocketbook. Philadelphia Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Perhaps by this time DR.. Osler re
grets his decision to move to country
where there will be no pension subst1-
tute for chlorofOrm.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

A London scientist has discovered
radium in wheat. Maybe John W.
Gates put 1t there.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Nan" Patterson and Caleb Powers
could both speak feelingly concerning
"'the laws delays"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Some people are so dissatisfied that
they are complaining Of the eagle as
the national bird.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02
Long Flight by Night

Nearly all small bros man In ia,
long fights at night, spending Lne :
time quietly feeding and reS .nn tret
hat If on any day in May the .n us,
tops are full of fitting little l' Wa, da
It is no sign that the folloWll's sin ID
will find them still there. Some . hipu,
like phoebes, song-sparro"s' oarly-
Iarks and bluebirds, come very co. IN,
80 soon as the snow is all gone t @ee
the south-sloping hillsides begin 10 st 81
warm and smell OF Spi'D"
Nicholas. .;o.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

my wife and daughters find a
good deal OF fault with me-" man
writes to this office. What would
you recommepdg' Break the dishes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Before taking cooking lesson it's u
to a woman to get her husbands Hf
insured.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

The way some people have of being
good Is worse than their way Of being
bad.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Some men would rather go to jail
than hustle for a living.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Life's primrose path Is paved with
the long green.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Enough money is lost every year In
rainbow tnvestments-that Is, invest
ments induced by the brilliant promise
Of a prospectus that a pot Of gold may
be- had If one accepts the advice ii
gives-to pay Ihe interest on the ma
tional debt Every one Is familiar
with the type Of investment meant
The alleged property back Of it may
be a gold mine or copper mine, az
orange grove or a coffee plantation,
town lot or a mineral spring. All that
is required Is something on the alleged
security Of which to issue certffcateI
Of stock, par value ten dollars, which
"as a special favor will be sold for
short time at five dollars to all those
who receive the circular" The prop
erty Is usually a long way from the
part Of the country where the stock IL
offered for sale, and the investors buy
the stock without knowing anything
about 1t. When they receive no divi-
dends and begin to make the inquiries
which they should have made origin
ally, they discover what experienced
investors knew from the first, that, at
the BEST the enterprise was wholly
speculative, and at the worst was
swindling operation from the begin
ming The recent collapse Of q COM
pany of this kind is a case in point.
The only safe course for small invest
ors to follow is to avoid speculative
investments, and to put their money in
the banks near at home, or to buy real
estate wnere they live and are familiar
with the actual value Of things.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

Successful guessers are applauded
by the public as great prophets.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02

In trying to decide wna' 1 10 to th
IN this world, we have colne OIL othe
conclusion that 1t is telling S'
fellow not to worry.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02
HAS TRAVELLED 2,42I, 500 MILES

Grear U1StaHce covered by SurGeOn
ON Transatlantic Liners.
DR.. J. Fourness Brice, surgeon on
one Of the great transatlantic liners,
has crossed the ocean probably more
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-06-02
AN IMPORTANT SUBORDINATE
Assistant Naval Secretaries Have q
Habit of Advancing.

Truman Fl. Newberry, of Detroit,
who is to become Assistant Secretary
Of the Navy. goes to an Office where
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
ENDS IN ] !; 5PR Il /! /
ST. PETERSBURG
GOVERNOR IN P PROVINCE IN
AslATlc RUSSIA MAKES Sc.
RloUs COMPLAINT. ,as
s(By Publishers,'I Prres I, /, 1
ST. i PETERsBuR:G. .J,ine,.2

y sT.7as PETERSBURG June
General Khreschatlzky, governor ot
the Amur Province IN Asiasic Russia.
has sent a protest TO St. Petersburg
against the order which compelss him
totsubmit all his instructions ito OIL
cials to- Admiral Alexietfs who Is still
nominally ;yiceroy Of the far east, al.
though the admiral resides in ST. Pc.
tersburg. '3.t3 '5rss' stisS Y III
Alexietf's instructions to sKhrescll,
.altlzky g. by post, and the governor
says it takes two months time for an
exchange sof communications. on any
subject. He u complains bitterly
against the delay thus resulting. Al
exieff, he says has forbidden him t
do anything on his own initiative ex
cept to fire a gun every day at moor
for the purpose of verifying the hour
so5;that clocks land watches can b,
regulated by the cannon shot.
l
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
F,A.I.R,'yl|EyAII

- Ma sf
Services both morning and evening
atfthe Nj E. Church South next Sab.
bath Il,
Rev, Reid suffered from an attack
Of acute Indigestion on last Sabbath
night Appendicitis was feared forsa
time, but after medical attention, the
patient was relieved. and Is himself
again, n q ~ :5li si3s,' ~ n
John "a. Watson made business
trip to Pittsburg this week. " n
G. B. Fleming, Of Fairmont, was a
business visitor here. Tuesday. d
Rev. South g. Preston, Of Harris.
burg, Pa, is here the guest Of his
wife Mrs. South G. Preston, and daugh.
ter, Mrs. David H. Reid. at the par
sonage.
2. F. Ammons, John Sutton and
Mrs. ". T. Barr were bushes visitors
at Fairmhnt Wednesday. 3 II
Quite a good many Fairylew people
spent the 3oth at Blacksyllle.
IS Wm. Pogue, No. a, was drilled q Ii
Wednesday morning by McDermot
Co. It is supposed to be a ten O
twelve barrel well.
Mrs. H. W. weddell, Of Baltimore
was the guest Of her; daughter, Mrs
IT,. B. Fuller, a few days last week. Il
Thos., A. Neill8 and G. E. Miller, Q
Fairmont were in the city Wednesday
guests at the National House. III
Remember the dates of Queen Els
ther5 at the Opera House Friday ant
Saturday evening, June 9th and 10th.
Mrs. D. B. Chalfant and daughters
Misses . frankie and Gertrude, !spen
the 30th at Morgantown. 3S \
THE Corner Stone given Id til,
| Opera House. last Saturday night b,
1.-THE Miller band was very largely at
tended and much enjoyed. Total re
ceipts, $500.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. H: Dering spent, til
goth at Morgantown. 1.-THE guests .
relatives. 4;
Edward Ryan was fas business svlslto
at Columbus,g Ohio. this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. g. w. Blaker and daugf
!. ter, Miss Myra, were Falrmont guest
!, Thursday. y q 4 5 "
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
CUBAN SANITATION DELAYED.
President Palma Requests the Senate
to Answer His Message Which En-.
Sd closed United States N ote. N


HAVANA y. June President Pal.
ma has sent a message to the Senate
requesting an answer to q: previous
message with whIch he transmitted a
note from the United States govern
mentS urging the carrying out of the
sewering and paving of Havana. The
message was referred to the Finance
Committee. Some members Of this
committee require an official transla:
| ton Of the American note. Senator
cabello, who two years ago was n as a ID,
pointed to draft a report on the sFi:
nance Committees bill authorizing
the ysewering Of Havana; recent made
repeated excuses to the Senate for his
neglect to report giving illness as d
reason thereto H \
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
Z q IfIt1. 81. " Z N B ( z n
Pointed 1 Paraaraphs.

Thieves repa n !,ifa from IN ~,
stract noint n view 4 4 AZ
There are 3 few ~; ora d,,ates from NJ
school hoo Of ex 1n rlence, 5.sS', 3Sss.
Insurance solicitors y j snot neyI,.
married men for easv,i ma rks
4 Never nudge 3 hen ~ fhe 5E = q y.
AGE eggs yonS at far brea tfast 80
$iIMan 4 mad 81 - d dnst .harn, - !
woman would ~ \ ] Z Il 10 a. ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
Waaer.ss on the War.

|; Some extraordinary bets have
been made on the Japanese-Russian
war. A number Of Japanese officers
have bet that they would be killed
in battle. The money was to go To.
their widows. One officer, on start.
ing for the front, made the following
wager: II he were killed within a
month his heirs were to receive $500.
After that date heSwas to pay his
opponent 10 ven (s5) a day until he
had survived 100 days, after which
the bet was to cease. He undertook
to expose himself to danger only
when military conditions demanded
it; in other words, he was not viii
fully to let himself be. killed
In a moment Of excitement Iona.
kin, a Moscow merchant, undertook
TO "eat his boots" IL Japan were not
forced to sue for peace by July last,
Against this his opponent bet 500
rubles. Lomakln ate the boots. But
as no time limit was Imposed he cut
off and swallowed only a tiny strir
each day, completing the achieve
mentr on November 90. His opponent
absolyed him from eating the nails.
A captive japanese officer, + impris
oned at omsls,i In Siberia, bet the
Russian officer in charge of the Gpris
oners askopeck for. every minute tlla
Port Arthur held out after Junei.l
Hletowed the jailer on October i near
ly39s1,ooo: Z The Russian asked fol
payment on account Aand offered Il
terminate the bet The Japanese sal,
nothing, retired to his room and ssho
himse f5Sdead With a revolver Chi
cago Evening News -
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
cupIpa Ro OUTS aAcAELoa elRLs.
Club Disrupted BY Little Archer and
1e aS Marriages Booked for To-pay

BUFFALO J. June Sixteen young
women members of the Bachelor
Girls Club claiming Cory Pa. as
their home, are In Bnifalo Tor
i@holesale marriage at the RobinsonH
Hotel Their ages range from 81 10
i2Ss years. v
IS IN IN / 800 they organized the Bache-
llor Girls club, and each took an
oath not TO marry as long as the Or
ganization was III existence, It Il
understood they have fallen one Ii
one before cupid's army and that
they decided 70 become brides in d
bunch, which arrangement was agreed
10 tby their saitors.
The Young women arrived In BuIlt-
40 Wednesday They resuse to say
when the grand ceremony which Is
So Wipe their club oat Of existence: IS
10 take place, but 1t Is understood Il
viii be inside OF twenty-four hours.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
DENIES that JAPAN 3 s &
SEEKS PHILIPPINES

BERLIN June The prnssals
corresnon An 3 4 tba H., I'm
zeltunI,lg,;.. IN an interview With 81: m.
tof the Japanese minist er to; Pei Rel
GUM called his attention ~ q 4 mef,r ti
can. dispatches alleging a thatfg there ere.
was concern lnllthee q Tinted ,stalas
lest, japan would K, Is tbe ,s ,,i
ure Of the philinnIna q Is,a;n.dssl "a yT,bo
minister replied that atbera s7 was nj nj
the slightest for sn,cb :
view , 3.}7
q share the view lev, Il e., nv Z: rovern
ment and :of every VI apane se,s said II
KatoF q II asserting tbat wai des,raj; ~
betfer finaiisb,borff ~ M aph,,inn,na i
than the I1nitedI :.stattas NIoran,,rss, !.
i onr rada b,aa,s 900, = :, /,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
q. !. BE-, Be-. y,

The Archbishop ofi5 Canterbury is
said to be engaged in the formation
of a league forSthe obliteration Of the
goddess Sunday from society. The as
ISOLATION is to- consist exclusively Of
,matrons In high life, and Lady Win.
borne, is to be president. Cold dinners
will be one Of the rules insisted upon
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02

Frances Ring AZ is zplay The collegs
widow In tie coined Of that name in
the Eastern company that Is to pre-
sent It. DoIoths Tenant win be at
the head of tile Western company
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
\ i. NOTA.BL ..lE!'I


The strongest kind Of pressure 5lsI
being brought to bear upon Hoke
Smith Of Atlanta, 10 enter the a!t.l
preaching Democratic primary as d
candidate for governor. I!
Queen Alexandra's campaign mi
England against live pigeon shooting
IS shaylng! It's effect, The noted Hursl
.llngton Club has decided Is drop the
sport fromSit list.
Captain G. H. Kearney, chief Sof tie
steam engineering department at tho
charlestoWn Navy Yard, has been
transferred to y similar position ii
the New ork yard; ~
Whistler Is said 10 have had aShun.
dred SSsittlngs for one portrait. Three.
sisters I'M succession sat for PFC
ture he was painting and each Id! sue
cession grew too old, 80 that; the pic.
ture remained unfinished at the last.
Professor Bashford Dean, 5of5 colun:.
bia University, plans to 5spend several
months in Japan, where he will con
tinue his studies on the development
Of the ancient sharks. He Will be the
guest Of the Imperial University al
Toxic. v nv VI n <
Professor Balardi, OF Turin, has
succeeded in perfecting his invention
Of Photographic the eye and has
communicated the results obtained
Ito the Physical Society Of Rome. all;
yocatlng its practical use for dlagno.
sis Of diseases Of The eye. lIi5g g
President Eliot, Of Harvard, does
not believe in any educational trust
such as former Assistant secretarysof
the Treasury Franz A. yanderlip ad.
yocated !, nor does he believe educa.
tors are more provincial and marrow
than other professlo classes. N
Rev. Joseph White, who recently
died at Malvern, Australia, was one
Of six young Wesleyan missionaries
who went to the Eli Islands In 1850
and assisted IN the angellzatlon 81
Z the islands. Forsthe last so years
i he has been preaching In Australia:
e Count Won Eullenberg, marshal oI
| the Imperial German Court, enjoys
i the distinction Of having had more
orders and decorations conferred ION
j him than any other man In the world
i The grand cross 81 the Bulgarian OR
der Of Merit, which has Dust been be
slowed upon him by Prince Ferdi
nand brlngs3his COLI ctions up TO sew,
enty.fyes sI
II Miss Laura c. {. Peterson. the
first woman in the world to be made
an honorary member Of; the Danish
!! Ship Captains Society OF Copenha
gen. received that distinction I'M rec
ignition of her bravery In saving thu
!. lives OF thirty people when the steam
er Norge foundered on the coast o
Scotland last 2year. She Is d reslden
/ Of IChicago M A
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
..l GOSSIP &c srAoE.

9; :

ia, e. 4
ephiae Sabet sis going 70 Paris
toS study vocal mus lc: She wil sing
also in$thea Paris must halls
.sy
H Laura Burt made d success III fel
5appearanee In yaiideyille III a slietch
called "a tops Thief, in which she;
acted the part sof q female RatEles
Eleanor robson W appear In s.ons
don next Easter Ia q new play. Aalls'
ported ~ an american company ,iis.
der the mahag eaeat VI George e.
ler.g
George Alexander has been selected
las the English Actor Id impersosate
Hall Gaines here in The Prod,ga!
Som. on this side oils Skinner wlil
have the$fole.
In Franc es ~ AS Isl 10 play the college
widow In the comedy lot that name in
1.-the Eastern company that Is to pre-
sent II. Dorothy Tennant VIII be ut
the head % the Western company
Next spring Slas and Iirlanger viii
4 take Goals 10 4 ewcastie III the shape
4 ola Big spec cular production The
i Pearl and the Pumpkin This snao.
|tacle will first be produced In New
4 York In September s
The a Fenelon Reading Circle. Of
Brooklyn, 1atel save 4 theater party
i to5seel'. The Heir q tie Hcofah, Z tho
party being given In honor DC MIss
i Nora q Brien. who Is ID member o.
the circle. and WHO takes d prominent
4 partin the east.
Gertrude Kenny SOM % the Savage
4 English Grand Opera Company, was
4 atone time the society reporter on q
4 Pennsylvania paper, she also sang
\ LII a church choir and her voice mt.
{ tracted the attentio ION Of Madame Nor.
dlca, who advised her to Study;
abroad.
Charles Imam has four snccesss-
\ es8rlnning In London The Catch of
the Season. with Seymour Hlci:sl
and SEllaline Terrfs Bheading the cast
/ ..Allce- sit:by.the Fire, I, with Ellen.
d Terry asS the star Leah Kleschns. Y
:|wlth$ Charles Warner and Lena Ash
well, and William Collier III sTiic
Dlqtator.s' * y
J George AIDES new comedy, ''The
1 Bad Samaritan, has rather q novel
/ plot young man son Of d wealthy
; father, who - sowing his Wild oat 4.
!. has his parent shut up In i SANTA.
) rum, 80 he may have no interference
eeswlths his own course. The father
gets out, however. with renewed
D spirit and sets a pace for the son.
There rs 10 love Interest undercurrent
a In the comedy. y y
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-02
West Virginia Patents

II E. Dunlap, patent attorney, Of
Wheeling, reports q patent issued this
week to Louis G.. Baker, Parkersburg,
fora nodded roof collar and flashing:
also the gistration Of d label by
John 7. N cGraw, Grafton, for; d miner
al water.
The largest island In the world sis
New Guinea, 100000 square miles:
Great Britain IS ss,S26.