Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-10-11


an he wis DOT efter her afore ye cud
say Jack Robinson an TUX her back
to the shope, an efter he had wiped
ava the maist o. the mess he gi'ed her
anither hauf a diZzen eggs an wheen
sweeties furbye an teli't her no to let
on to her mither that she had tum-
nit"
'rhat was good of him~ exclaimed
Jess, with enthusiasm.
ooh, lie whites dis things like that to
weans, but he's Il kin O greetin' buddy
as a Iule, AM I'm shair he medina be
that, fur he's nacbody to keep but his
sell, an his business is mo- near as bad
as he mak's it DOT to be-"
HAS he never thought of getting
married?" asked Jess seriously. .'IIe
can't be SO very old"
'Auld? He's no. old ava. He's no
muckle aulder nor maser. But doot
he'll never get wife, even if he ever
wants YIN
And what made you ask him to
tea?' her niece inquired boldly.
If the query contained any insinua-
ton, Mrs. Wallace failed to perceive it.
"Weel, as tcll't We afore, I'm kin O.
vexed fur him. an when l wis in his
shope the day wis mair veXed nor or
mar. Ye see, he bides at the back O.
the shope, an when gaed in the day
he cam furrit, unco rid I the face an
confused-iike. an afore he had hauf
served me an awfu' reek an smell be-
good to come frae the back reom."
mercy me! Whit in creations
that?' cries. 'Aw, never heed it, Mrs.
Wallace he says, tryin' to LAUGH. 'Nev.
er heed it, says 1. Man, I'm near STUFF.
focatit! I'm rale sorry, but can assure
ye there's naethin' wrang, at least no
seriously wrang,' he says, us if he was
ashamed. But there's somethin' burn.
In says l, but he jist shook his haid
Are We daft?' cries. Ava an pit II
cot! But he gi'ed anither puir laucf
an says, says he: 'Dinna get alarmed
Mistress Wallace. It's jist some sour
wis tryin' to max fur ma dinner.
Soup! says I. Soup! 1t smells likel
singein' hair an cannule ends Deed
nye, an doot it'll taste the same.
ne says, WI groan. III Jlst seecH
o. life, Mistress Wallace An ther
it cam DOT that aud Mistress Neil
that's cleaned his bit room an cooki
his meals fur twinty an mair years
wis lynn badly, cryin' DOT that she wu'
uee - oiis pous eise sot ner piace' al
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Ioot man! sald jess.
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cauid weather, an he thocht he wut
, laA nisseI d DOW soup 'ne DAY
pue every INN saeu "rans' ah-"eei
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alofe were ready lur them IL were
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siii ie'lili = 10 irs nam an eggs ~
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