Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-06-03

She--Look, dear! Papa's check will
pay for our wedding trip. The Duke
Bat what are we going to do after
ward?~-Life.
She told me she was unmarried,
10d now find that she is IA Divorce"
Well isn't a Divorce unmarriedY'-
Houston Post,
Did he ever figure in the divorce
-outtT NO; his lawyers did all that
Tor him. He simply paid the bills."--
Nonkcrs Herald
She-No, l can never marry YOU.
~ our family is opposed to you He
--''out II You are not She-I said
o|i our family.--Ex
She-~How do you like my new
coat? The Friend DO you want an
honest opinion? She-Of course not.
--Fliegcnde Blaetter.
Mr. Bjones slow wonderfully Mrs.
Robinson carries her age. Mrs.
bSmith (sweetly) 49, Yes. considering
how much there is of Tx.
"Hhe equator" wrote an English
schoolhoy In his examination paper,
/ is a menagerie lion running round
/ the center of the earth FIX.
You don't agree then that seeing is
helievingT Not much! l see some
people every day that | never could
believe. philadelphia Ledger
Clementne- Arabella, would YOU
ran after a man? Arabella-Yes.
( would; II a mans worth having he Is
worth running after--Brooklyn Life.
The Woman docking at hideous
( specimenl-Oh, what dreadful crea-
ture: The Man with infinite relief
Can you see it, too?-I larper's Week
Is.
Hompous Waiter Have YOU order
ed miss? Timld Little Girl taking
her first meal at a restaurant-N -no,
sir; but I've requested. Chicago Trlb-
me.
can man marry comfortably on
i've hundred dollars n yearg "Oh,
ye@. But he can't stay married COM
fcrjably on any such sum. Glove
land Leader
Slimson- Willie, they tell me you
have the reputation of being the worst
boy IN school. Willie-Yes, father, and
| can tell you l didn't set It without
q trugglc.-~Life.
Grocer--Whnt is It. little girl2 Little
Girl Mamma sent me for n lamp
chimney, and she says she hopes 1t
win be as strong as that last butter
you sent pickMe-Up.
Mamma Here's the man for that
clock to be repaired. Get It for him.
Tommy Where is IL? Mamma-Up-
stairs, Of course. Tommy-Oh! |
thought It had run down-Ex.
Wigwag Why do you insist upon
carrying your shirt home from the
laundry instead Of having 1t sent?
Harduppe-So that folks will know
that have Philadelphia Rec
ord.
"BIiggIns puts great deal of
thought into his work Yes" said
the sarcastic person; che works ten
minutes and then thinks about it for
an hour and quarter. Washington
Star
Katie-Tell me, Edith, what did you
say when Charley proposed2 Edith
Mel oh, there was no occasion for
me to say anything, Charley had said
III that was necessary ~ Boston
transcript
Church worker--Would you assist
US. good sir, to send "A missionary to
the cannIbals? Mr. Gotrox Not much
lin a yegetnrian--but III assist you
to send them some easily digested ce-
rcal!-ruck
Haven't you any ambition to worl:
as your father did mt your age2' Ger
tainly not" answered the gilded
youth; IF | were TO work what would
have been the use OF fathers workIng2
Washington Star.
I'VE can't have everything IN this
nfo" said the philosopher. NO. an
swered Dustin Stax; "the Ideal but
impossible combination Is a million
airo menu with a deck hand appetite"
Washington Star.
Il reckon 1911 must have been cut
out for one o these genuses That
writes for the magazines said the
OLD Georgia farmer, because he can't
make cash enough TO have his hair
cut. and would ruther watch a star
than dig a weIl"'-Atlanta Cousttu-
tlou.
suppose, said he feeling his way.
"vour father should ask me what my
expectations are ln--er-thls diree-
don. What shall I say?' Speak the
truth" replied the sweet girl "tcl
BIN you don't kuow."-PhiladeIpala
Ledger.
"Ah" said Mrs. Oldcas,le; so
you're reading Mrs. Blnkletons now
story? Don't you think her style is
almost too idiomauct" 81 hadn't 100