The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-06
pRAmATis PERSONAL.

Talk about youH comedy % efroraf
Columbia CTS IL lea the thrass Of
q teapot TEMPEST at present that
wouid make the average funny play
wright take 20 the tan and uncut al
falIa
It's case - too much COW. a
puanaeioes daifyman. a heroic town
marshal reae uing party and q
tawn pound.
Charles Sutherland. aatFyman. ilv-
ing near York. "a short distance
frem Columbia city. is the proud
owner of 90 ebassicss These bo=
vines evidently come from Hun
Eartan lineage. 80 they exhibit the
sxnsY longing Tor wandering.
The main streets Of Columbia
cts appeal 90 the hearts OF satier-
lands co.'s brigade and. according
% the citizens Of that suburb q MS.
ms squadron q the 'basaies prom
enade on the avenues every day TO
tna disgust Of the business element
and tho apprehension Of the health
beard
On March "a four 81 SUTHERLAND
charges snduisea IN an lmpfnmpiu
qusarllie in front OF she cts halls
aud Marshal r. T. Parker made "a
sortie unen them with the result
that the qnarteffe were 7shooed1 lu-
10 the paund.
Whcreapen Sutherland. on hear
inK % hts loved ones. plight. rode
into town. bis hrow black wtth Ven
seaHee. lie wauidut pay 81 fine
pee head not he Instead. be-
waited until the stan hour Of "a. m.
ana then attempted 80 rescue the
mixers bT breaking into the pound.
The ualas ~ che smashed lock
awukc the watehful suarshsI who.
autred ln a home made uiEhtie and
his badge rushed 90 the defense %
the hcEelkrd fortress
Marshal Parker is q small man.
while sutherland stands a little over
glx feet In bis socks
Therefore there wee no arrest.
bat The cows remained In the Hotel
Z de psrksr.
aBut ~ get that feiier yet. de-
elafed the valiant marshal the next
evening 70 n group Of admirInR
Z friends at the post office
ACT l.
Hfs Sutherland hove into town
Z the next day. planked down 81 and
took the 7bossiea' back home with
her.
ACT IT.
Friday afternoon the four fearless
milk producers again invaded The
sacred precincts 81 Columbia city.
Again did the intrepid Marshal
Parker round them up ana lock
them In the town pound.
again did AvenRer Sutherland
7 ride into Columbia city with blood
IN bis eye. But this time. he reck-
oned without his host Marshal
Parker had sworn iu two trusty
I deButies-both Of whom measure
over six feet without their sandals.
The three staunch- hearted min
[ Ions Of the law eorrailsd the terror
OF York plains and bundled him In
to the city bastlle.
Tidluga Of the disaster quickly
reached Mrs. Sutherland. who arriv-
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batch Of four 81 bills 20 llberate the
boVineH
Realizing her husbands daHF me-
ceasltiea. Mrs. Sutherland also pur-
chased a small quantity OF liquid re-
freshments in q square shaped bot
tie which she IL said 70 have SNUG
gled into the cell.
IN the excitement OF successfully
Offering HuccOr 20 her Imprisoned
spouse. the woman forgot an about
her cows, browsing idly On the shade
of a store front.
After the ''boasiea1 had entered
the store and scared two clerks IN.
70 proverbial fits. they-the cows
were again driven back to the pound
70 await another arrival OF 50.
ACT III.
Sutherland swsars he VIII pay nc
more 50.
Marshal Parker averh that th,
cows will stay In limbo until h
DOES.
Mrs. Sutherland alternatea IN hei