Arizona republican., 1905-05-06

 can't-Chicago News. Lots of heavily insured men are worth more dead than alive, but they would rather be alive.-Philadelph Record.
 The average country town princess after she has married begins 10 look as if she had sold her birthright for a mess of pottage.-Atchison Globe. The bigger the town, the finer the bar hxtures.-Atchison Globe.
 -o- A family of small children makes a great difference between a house warming and a house-swarming- Philadelphia Record.
  No woman is a thing of beauty to her maid.-Chicago News.
 -o- When a man retires from business to take life easy, he has to get up all the earlier to get his son out of bed.-N. I. News.
 When a bachelor wants to jolly a married woman he tells her he is sorry he didn't meet her berore it
 
 A man who is unable to write his name never has to listen to the read ing of his silly letters in a breach of promise suit.-ChicaCo News. There is something about a wOman's hat that makes a man feel sympathy for the inventor of flying machines
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 Some people are so mean that they won't even supply their neighbors with food for gossip.-Philadelphia Record. When you hear man praising his neighbOrs it's douEhnuts to fudge he wants to sell his hOuse.-Chicago News.
 Ever remark how ugly men are when asleep.-AtohisOn Globe.
 -O- Many a drunkard's career began with an appetizer.-Atchison Globe.
 -O He who loves without reason is apt to reason without love-Chicago News
 --o Oh. well, what if the bears do show their teeth: 90 does the President Atchison Globe.
  There is this much about an engage ment: the girl will not admit it, but she has a feeling from the start that he might have spent more or the en- gagement ring.-Atchison Globe.
 -O- When two women. each pushing baby buggy meet, the sidewalk prom ises to be blocked until the children cry: the mothers never get through comparing.-Atchison Globe.
 -o- The average college professor makes a speciality of trying to be boyish when he meets his pupils socially Atchison Globe.
 When a woman has mysteries her family is the victim of them.-N. Y. Press.
 You can flatter the average woman by calling her intense .''-Atchison Globe.
 After a woman dies her husband us- ually makes a trip back to his old home, causing the suspicion that he remembers a sweetheart he used to have.-AtchisOn Globe. A man is selling an improved Jon athan apple. Now as a matter of fact the Jonathan apple doesn't need i'm proving. Why not improve the Ben Davis ?-Atchison Globe.
 -O Any man who is master in his own house is usually a bachelor.-Chicago News.
 Don't think that because a man owns a livery stable that he has horse sense.-Chicago News.
  When a bachelor meets the right girl he is very apt to discover that hes the wrong man.-Chicago News.
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 Some women derives much pleas ure from weeping as man does from laughng-Chicago News. Any man ought to be satisfied with his lot if it is worth 5000 a front foot.-Chicago News. Only a very brave youth would as tempt to steal a kiss from an unfair maid.--Chicago News.
 
 If dogs and children dislike a man it's ua to others to avoid him.-Chi- cago News.
 Some girls sing like nightingales and others like gales in the night.-Chica- go News.