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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

4
Il G0OD OTD, coon NV CURE.
OF new books and new cures there is
no end, and most of the new books and
the new cures are not worth attention.
But a Partisan doctor has been shrewd
enough to take an old cure and make it
into a new cure which is worth atten-
ton. He has founded a "mirth cure
for dyspepsia and receives a large fee
for treating patients. He puts num-
Der of them around a room and makes
them grin at each other. All look so
foolish that in. time they get tolaughing
heartily and are made to keep it up for
two hours q day. Two weeks Of this
treatment is said to cure the worst case
OF dyspepsia.
Wise doctor, lucky patients. Per-
haps two weeks is a rather short time
in which to cure the worst case Of dys-
pepsia BY laughing, though it would
Undoubtedly be greatly helped in that
time. But there is a better use to make
of the ''rnirth cure" than to use it as a
cure. That is to use it as the cunning
Chinese use ioctors-to prevent sick
ness. Laugh all you can without be-
ing silly, and even a little Stiffness now
and then wouldn't seriously and perrna-
nently injure some of our greatest and
most preposterously + solemn men.
There are many things in this world
that can be innocently and gaiy
laughed at, Look for them and laugh
at them. They are all around pressing
for appreciative recognition. The one
who laughs first laughs best. Laugh
whenever and wherever you can, and If
you can't laugh smile, Perhaps some
of us may get a little wrinkled or fat in
the process, but what are wrinkles and
fat compared with a cheerful mind,
good digestion and a pleasant outlook?
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

rebuilt and heavier rails are laid to bear
the style OF new locomotives and the
huge steel freight cars of the present
day. Vast amounts Of capital are be-
ing sunk in these provisions for better
service, but the bright prospects of
Southern productive industry amply
justify the Investment.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE
CITY, IL CENTS A WEEK, so CENTS
A MONTH, 50 FOR SIX MONTHS, So
a YEAR. THE SAME TERMS BY
MAIL. SINGLE COPIES. CENTS.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

An Ohio man wrote to Elmer Dover,
secretary Of the Republican national
committee, claiming to have done great
work for Roosevelt in the campaign.
and asking for job. He said he would
like to be chief cuspidorian'' of the
Treasury department. Mr.. Dover wrote
in reply: Il regret to inform you that
there Is no such position as chief Gus
pidorian of the Treasury department,
although think there might very well
be. Unfortunately, however, while you
have coined a word. I cannot coin the
job -:
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

What lis declared by the Philadelphia
Record to be the largest and heaviest
cold rolled steel band saw ever made
has just been turned out of the Disston
works, Tacony. 1t is 20 feet long, Is
inches wide, 0134 off an inch thick, and
weighs 1,474 pounds. BY repeated roll
ing the thickness of the band was re.
duced from 0.27O to o.1s4 of an inch.
The saw is perfectly straight, and is
marvel for uniformity of thickness
Bands up to 50 feet long and IA inches
wide are readily made at the Tacony
plant, but 1t is said that never before
has Ia band of much length and weight
been cold rolled at any shop in the
world.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

Archbishop Ireland doesn't mind tell
ing joke ON himself. The archbishop
always dresses so unostentatious1y that
no one could guess his episcopal rank
from his street garb. Travelling one
day In a rural district, he met a good
natured woman in the car. who, after
some general conversation, asked him:
You're "a priest, father, aren't your
IN q bantering mood the archbishop
thought he'd try a bubble to put her at
her ease, SO he answered: mo, my
good woman, I'm no longer priest"
The woman gave him a plying glance.
Then he said soothingly: "oh, the Lord
help us, father! 1t wasn't the drink, /
hope?"
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

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Some people know how to have what
they want. Captain Henry B. Merrill
Of Greenport, L, L., is still enjoying
ripe, fresh tomatoes. picked from the
vines In the late fall he arranged a
shelf or bench close to the cellar win
dows, where the sun shone in and
spread the tomato vines which he had
dug up IN his garden, full of green fruit
on It. leaving a goodly clump of earth
on the root of each vine. These clumps
'-of earth kept the vines alive. and all
the fruit matured. He intends to try
the same experiment on larger scale
next year. z- a..
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

THE WEEKLY JOURNAL,
Issued Thursdays, One Dollar Year.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

English newspapers are giving inter-
esting details of a process whereby rad
isaes are transformed into potatoes.
The process is the invention of a
Frenchman, Monsieur Molliard of Paris.
He takes a very young radish and cul-
tivates it in a glass retort, after a
process invented by Pasteur, in con-
centrated solution of glucose. Starch
then develops plentifully in the cells
Of tf1eradish, which swells out, loses it's
pepperiness, and acquires practically
tile consistency, flavor and especially
the nutritive properties OF the potato. 1t
is not claimed that the latter vegeta-
BILE will be at once superseded, or yet
that it will be cheaper to change rad
ishes into potatoes than to cultivate
the latter in the ordinary way. But M.
Molliard,s discovery is regarded as one
which may have far reaching conse'
quences.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21
ALL
WINTER
LONG

We have marveled at the constant sal,
we have had Tor cur Linen MeshUnder.
wear. AS We think Of it now, however
we do rot WONDER at the demand, fol
the arguments in favor of our Linen
Mesh. both rs regards the fit and wear
over any other linen mesh we have evelf
carried first believed than proved BY ac.
tual wear, are SO reasonable that those
who wear them have been easily per-
suading their friends to put them on at
once.
We are now announcing. to the moro
timid ones that as spring draws near,
they may safely don them and expect
best results.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

Whats the matter with the world?
Now come returns issued by the Prus-
sian ministry Of the interior which show
that there has been during the last
thirty years a remarkable decrease in
the birtl-rate In all Prussian towns
with populations i. exceeding 100000
From 1876 to 1850 the average birth
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

THE OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB
LIsHED IN CONNECTICUT.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-21

Baltimore American.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
VIII Test Seed Corn.
The Farm Crops Departmel

The Farm Crops Department
of the Iowa Agricultural College
is DESTROYS Of obtaining accur-
ate information on the germin-
ating qualities of Seed Corn
throughout the state this spring.
Much of the corn entered for
premiums at Corn Shows and
Farmers Institutes has proven,
on close examination, to be
badly injured by freezing
seasons have greatly reduced
the terminating power of our
corn and unless unusual pre-
cautions are taken with the
seed intended for planting this
spring there will be a poor stand
and a proportionationately low
yield.
We desire to have every
farmer who reads this notice to
take one hundred representative
ears of his seed corn remove
two kernels from each ear, send
these two hundred kernels to
the Farm Crop Department of
the Iowa State College, Ames,
where a termination test will
be made. A report will be mail
ed to him as soon as the test is
completed. The names of indi-
viduals will not be made public,
Be sure to enclose your name
with the sample.
We will consider it a favor if
you will cooperate with us in
our emdevor to ascertain the
condition Of the seed corn in
iowa this spring.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
Mexico, California.

Tour Of all Mexica via Illinois Central r. R !.
Under escort of Reau Campbell, general mana
ger the American Tourist Asso ia.ion, Quincy
Building. i3 Adams st, Chicago, leaves Chica-
60 January 81. Select clientele Limited. all
exclusive irivleges Independent travel Spec
la Pullman vesiibule train, drawing rouTs, com
parpmeuts. library and music rom with the
largest dining car inthe world, and the famous
open-tnp observation car. ChilIiti. Special
baggage car. Tickets include all expenses ev-
erywheTe.
special Tours of Mexico and California via
the Illinois Central and New Orleans under the
auspices of Raymond IL Whitcomb, will leave
Chicago Friday, Jan 20 and Feb 10, for Mexico
and California. and Friday March >, for Cali
fornia; this last to include stop-over at New
Orleans for Marder Gras. Entire trips made in
SPECIAL private yestibule trains of fnest Pull
mans with dining car service. Fascinating
tFsp-. CON plete in every detail.
Illinois Central weekly Excursions to Cali
fornia. Ex,rlsion cars through to Los Angeles
and san Francisco as follows: Via New Orleans
and the southern Route every Friday from Chi
cago; every Tuesday from Cincinnati. Via
Omaha andthe Scenic Route every Wed mes day
from Chicago.
FULL PARI1C ULARS concerning all the
above can be had of agents of Illinois Central
or ,g addressing the nearest of the undersigned
representatives. of the Central
A. II. HANSON, q. p A. Chicago, Ill.
j. f. MERRY, A. G. p. A., Dubuque. Iowa
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
COUNCIL ,EBLUF'Fs is
FAMOUS

And 1t Is Generally Admitted
that The Nonpareil Made 1t So.
During the past few years
Council Bluffs has risen to the
first rank of Iowa cities, and
one of the most inhuetial
factors in giving the city a new
Importance and a new prestige,
is the constantly increasing
excellence of The Daily
Nonpareil, the only daily news
paper, morning or evening, pub
lished in the city of Council
Bluffs, and the only morning
daily in the state of Iowa west
of Des Moins and south of
Sioux City. 1t follows that this
paper is the representative
medium for the people of
western Iowa. 1t has this repu-
tation and easily sustained it.
If you are not taking the paper
send for a sample copy and you
will quickly catch the true Iowa
spirit.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
ILLINOIS CENTRAL RY.
Time TABLETOP Trains Out of
Rode, Iowa.

Nos. l, 2. s,4, will stop on signal for pass
engers holding tickets for points beyond Omaha
or for Minneapolis, st. Paul or Chicago.
Nos. 81, 80 81 and 80 run between It. Dodge
dud Council Bluffs except Sunday.
Coupon tickets Gamble procured on one or two
avs notice.
Thos. j. 9'chran. Agent,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
Diversified Grons.

Write ]. A. Kuhn, Assistant
G. r. and P. A., Chicago &
Norht- Western R'y Omaha,
Nebraska or apply to nearest
ticket agent of the Chicago &
th-Western R'y for free
copies of agricultural bulletins
on the value Of Alfalfa,
Macaroni wheat and potatoes
to farmers in western and
northern Nebraska. These
bulletins are sent postpaid free
of charge to anyone interested,
on application.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
MISSOURI VALLEY TIMES
z. II. HARRIS. Editor.
Weekly, S1.5O per year; Daily Is cents
per week.
Third Semi-Annual Meetln3 Of
Western Editorial AsscCIa.
tlcn Feb. "a and Is

SsVeu OVe 90 NIutu ~
The program for the third
semi-annual meeting of the
Western Iowa Editorial associa-
ton to be held at Council Bluffs
Friday and Saturday, February
"a and Is, has just been issued
by Secretary Stevens. The
sessions will be held in the
Commercial club rooms, and
the committee on entertain
ment is preparing several novel
features for the entertainment
of the visiting brethren. 1t is
likely the editors will be given
a theatre party at the New
theatre Friday evening.
Secretary Stevens desires it
prominently mentioned that
every Iowa editor is eligible to
membership in this association
and will be made welcome. All
newspaper men are urged to
attend, and from the many re-
plies already received it is ex-
pected the number will be
greatly in excess Of previous
sessions.
The afternoon sessions will
be devoted to business and the
evening given over to the
theatre party or other amuse-
ment. Beginning Saturday tie
program will be as follows:
9:3O Called to Order.
4 945-" Local Amenities" Bet
Smith, Avoca Journal Herald
Discussion.
1890 Question Box, T. Child, Dun
lap Herald
IL AS All Home Print" p. B.
Brown, Shelby County Republican.
Discussion.
12:OO-Dinner.
1870" Country Correspondence" w.
C. Campbell, Harlan Tribune.
Discussion
2:l5 Fifty Years Printer" II. c.
Ford Woodbine Twincr.
300" Advertising, from Country
Merchant Standpoint" H. S. Elem
ing, Carey and Fleming, Merchants,
GlenwoodN.
Discussion.
4:OO-The Editorial Page" w. c.
Hills, Oakland Acorn
: Discussion
800 Introduction and installation
of new officers.
The officers of the association
are: 3. I. Child, president,
Dunlap Herald; E. A. Stevens,
secretary, Silver City Times.
Program committee: F. M.
Beymer, Avoca Journal-Herald,
Everett Stewart, Persia Globe,
D. A. Stevens, Silver City
Times.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
Perfect CofidenCe

When there used to be a feel
ing of uneasiness and worry in
the household when a child
showed symptoms of Group,
there is now perfect confidence.
This is owing to the Remedy in
the treatment of that disease.
Mrs. M. |. Basford, of Pooles-
vile, Md, in speaking of her
experience in the use of that
remedy says: 81 have a world
of confidence in Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy for | have used
it withperfect success. My child
Garland is subject to severe
attacks of Group and it always
gives him prompt relief" For
sale by Elliott & Harvey.
FOR Sale-gOOd farm, olU
acres, good improvements, two
dwelling houses one mile apart;
we'll improved; water system;
live water in 8 places on farm.
Will sell on easy payments.
Located 5 miles southeast of
Mo. Valley. Address, Daily
Times office. mrch2
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
New Orleans yicksburg
Havana, Cuba Colon, Panama
Gulfport, Miss Hammond, La.

Maril Gr.s at New DREAMS March :, Gulfpor,
j. sieSiean Gulf Coast resort having tn. new
fne Great Southern Hotel Steamships leave
New orlea everp saturday afternoon for Ra-
vaua: every Wednesday morning for Colon.
New Orleans for Mexico, Central Amonca. Pen
ANA. Vest Indies and Europe Send or call for
descriptive matter in regard to the above.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09

There is probably no place or
earth better than a country
newspaper office to learn how
many kinds of people there are.
Some get Euffy if a statement
is sent, others will not pay un-
til they receive a statement,
some will pay with out a state
ment, others won't pay whether
astatement assent or not. Some
thought they owed more and
some thought they didn't owe
so much. Some say they could
not get along without the paper
anb others say it doesn't
amount to much. But the
meanest, scrubbiest in the list
is the man who takes it until
he is shut off for non-payment
and then spends all his time
explaining how he used to take
"the thing. but stopped be
cause it was "no count"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09

Dyspepsia bane of humen
existence. Burdock Blood Bit
tiers cures it, promptly, perman-
emily, regulates and tones the
stomach. f28
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
His Reauest.

Papa" said little Arthur after his
mother had punished him, will you do
something for me?"
what is it you want?"
Marry somebody else, and wish
you'd pick out grandma, because she's
always kind to me!'-Exchange.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
STARLIGHT
Restaurant.

First door east Reel & Stevens
Meals at all hours, day
night. Short orders.
Board by the day or
W e e k at reasonable
rates
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
Nebraska Potatoes

Marked attention is being
given at present to the diver
sity of Nebraska soil and it's
products; and the people of the
state, by a series of expert
ments, are being given some
very valuable information,
through the medium of Agri-
cultural bulletins issued from
time to time by the Chicago &
North Western R'y.
The latest subject treated in
this series of pamphlets is the
culture of potatoes in the soils
of the northwestern part of the
state.
With an Introductory para
graph referring to the history
and production of this vegetable
in all parts of the world, the
pamphlet contains interesting
figures on the economic value
of this food product, and specific
information as to the best
methods of planting, the pre-
paration of soil and the cultiva-
ton and harvest of the crop.
The adaptability Of the soil
in Sheridan, Dawes, Box Butte
SCOTS Bluff and other Nebraska
counties has proven to be quite
marked, and much of the land
that has heretofore yielded
little or no revenue promises
by this means to bring larger
returns to the farmer.
This pamphlet is of value to
everyone interested in western
Nebraska, and together with
the two recent bulletins issued
by the Northwestern Line, on
Macaroni Wheat and Alfalfa,
presents to the western farmer
some valuable knowledge.
Every farmer or ranchman in
western and northwestern Me-
braska should have a copy of
each of these bulletins. They
are sent free on application to
j. A. Kuhn, Assistant G. F. and
P. A., Omaha, Nebraska.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09

Give the children HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea this month
1t makes them grow and gives
them rosy cheeks. There is no
other medicine in the world so
good for the children. 35 cents.
Tea or Tablets. Elliott &
Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
Hot Springs, Ark, Florida

Daily Sleeping Gsr without change Chicago
= Ho. SpIins~. With connections al Memphis
from Cincinnati and Louisville.
Thytugh Dixie FLYER Sleeping ar Line
St. Louis TO Jacksonville via Nashville. Chat
ta,i1oga and Atlanta
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09
uncelnents.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL r. R.

The Illinois Central maintains double daily
service, ans; operates the best OF traits, With
dining cars, bltfet-library cars. char cars aud
Sleeping cars from Chicago, It, Louis, Cincin-
nnti and Louisville south to New Orleans. The
best rosi for reaching the winter tourist resorts
of the south. intending
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-02-09

Coughs and, down to the
borderland of consumption,
yield to the soothing healing
influences of DR.. Woods Nor
way Pine Syrup. f28
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-12
GALE DETAINED
THE ALAMEDA

with a small passenger list but plenty
of freight, the 5. S. Alameda arrived
this morning from San Francisco. The
most striking feature connected with
her arrival however was the fact that
she was late. She was not alongside
the Oceanic wharf until after o'clock
The Alameda had 1850 tons of freight.
Among the passengers was c. CoOgan
the head of the mounted police in
Golden Gate Park San Francisco. He
came to visit DR.. A. n Sanford.
Mrs. James who was stenOgrapher
at the Customs House returned from
the mainland after an extended visit
She was accompanied by her mother.
DR.. J. d. Hpit is a physician Of
Peoria, Illinois who accompanied by
his wife, arrived for a visit to Ha-
wall.
The Alameda sails for San Francisco
next Wednesday at 10 o'clock.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-12
MURDER JURY
ALREADY SECURED
Continued from page one.

During the morning the judge ordered
the street closed to vehicles, between
the opera house and the courthouse.
Passing wagons frequently Interrupted
voices i'm the court and a message was
sent to High Sheriff Henry, asking
him to see that wagons were kept away
The sheriff Immediately stationed
policemen to stop traffic
The jury was completed this after
noon and the trial begun. A. Mahau
was excused by consent, it having been
discovered that he is i'm the federal
employ, being a postoffice clerk. A.
Waterhouse was called and proved
satisfactory until examined as to his
opinion of the insanity defense. He
said that he was disposed to regard it
as a subterfuge and would probably in
cline to look on it with disfavor, and
was therefore excused. Joseph Richards
passed and Attorney General Andrews
who had another challenge left stated
that the jury was satisfactory. Dunno,
who had two challenges uneXercised,
was also satisfied, and the trial was be-
gun after a brief recess
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-12
THE BASEBALL
GAMES TOMORROW
THE MALES PLAY THE HONOLu-
LII ATHLETICS HAVE SOME
GOOD MATERIAL OTCHOOSE

Tomorrows baseball games promise
well for when the Punahous and Rams
meet there Is always something doing
and i'm the first game. though the Males
were supposed to be weak there is
good material to be drawn from though
the exact team had not been decided
upon IN to noon today.
The team will be picked from among
the following Kiley, Simpson, Pimen-
tai, McFarlane, Wright, Freitas, Annoy
Kaamoi, Almos, Robertson and Bell.
II. A. C.-Kiua, c., JOY, p., Gleason,
b.: j. Williams, 2b.; En- Sue, 3D.; A..
Williams. S.; Soares, IT,; A. Louis, CT;
Bruins, RI
In the second game the following
will be the line up:
Punahous-L. Judd c.: r. Desha p;
Woods, b.. G. Judd Oh; Steere 3D.; X.
Fook S.; G. Desha H.; stiles cf.;
Ahrens, rf
Kams-Jones c.: r. Reuter- p; J. X.
Kekuewa, 1b.; II. Sheldon 2b; j..
Plunkett 3D.; J. Desha SIS; A. Richards
If; Koki, Of; p. Lemon IF.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-12
IN THE SENATE

A message from the governor con-
tanning the names of inspectors of cleo
ton, was received at the opening Of
the afternoon session of the Senate,
consideration being deferredd for the
present The Senate then resumed
consideration of the Salaries Bill, fol-
lowing the recommendations of the
committee. The salary of the High
Sheriff was cut to $212 so per month.
The reading of the bill was conclud-
ed, when Paris arose and moved re-
consideration of the vote taken at the
morning session striking out the item
of $4,000 for Inspectors Of Sewers under
the Board of Public Works. Reconsi-
deration carried and the item was put
back in the bill.
on motion of Woods, the item for the
division of entomology in the Bureau
of Forestry was cut from $4,000 to 49,
900.
Bishop moved that an item Of $4,000 be
inserted for Road Supervisor,