New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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speculates what will happen when the japanese
| take up the royal and ancient game If they take
| up Western sport with the success with which
| they learned the Western arts of some rare
| champions should come out of Nippon When the
| Japanese begin apply the psnciples Of jiu-jtsu
| to determining the best way to apply muscular
! force to a golf ball long drives may be ex-
| pected.
A sporting paper recommends certain way Of
avoiding the bites of dog. however savage. Al
has to do is to stand perfectly still and hold
ones hand out The dog, says the, writer, will
| But what guarantee have that the dog knows
! this?-(London Globe
Here is a tip for young who hope to be
Rhodes scholars: ITO Oxford man walk
| along the High is to put him down man alb
soutely devoid further interest in this life He
doesn't walk he lopes. To get idea of the
proper thing a tweed suit of the most approved
cut, pull cap down over your eyes. stick your
hands in your pockets and sloping your shoulders
and giving weakly at the knees move with long
gliding step toeng in by preference. You will then
have attained the dignity of being hot dog
THE NAUGHTY-CAL CHILD.
A bathrooms the pleasantest kind of a payroom
That money or love can buy.
The nurserys only sort of lay room,
sail my sheep on the bathtub deep,
And 7dit drowned is the doll with the faxen poll
In tidal from the faucet.
MY Noah's ark is the color of mud,
of its glue is gone
Yet high it floats on the raging flood
And carries the animals on.
NJ Their irli hearts blood dyes the main,
But safe and fast they will anchor at last
In the Port of Porcelain.
Treacherous things are bathroom tides,
For lost is my rubbery doll;
Ny raggedy rabbit is missing, besides;
nv father has sworn since early morn,
he i has sent for the plumber to hasten and come
And find them again for me-
The bathrooms the pleasantest kind of place
For nautical child like me-
And the hairbrush go TO sea.
a And 3D. none me shah me deny
Ho for the bath. say /! -CNewark News.
The Chinese do not take to horseracing but they
have wildly exciting sports of their which
10 wager and lose their cash. There the cricket
fights at Hong Kong, for instance. Many thou
sands Of people journey from Canton to Hong Kong
to see this sport. The crickets themselves
valued by their owners at enormous prices. VIC
torous insect fetching sometimes hundreds of dol
lars.
nep bottom canal from the Dakotas to the Gulf
first he BT he wa down IN exan no dn rf
auo boosting his scheme when long headed
Tex Texan asked him this question:
Oklahoma ard Texas that the water in the canal
wei, We will Just build corner bottom and
lined canal, repIlcQ Blame. 80 MS canal
from now on will be known the copper bottom
canal-(Kansas City Journal.
French lawyer whose sport is ballooning thinks
n mild safe and comparatively inexpensive diver
stor He has made sixty without injury to
hir,se1f A well made balloon will last ten years
loroer than an automobile-and will cost only from
sa6o tn sOO0 Its upkeep is confined the cost of
tho gas and the return journeys by train after a
twin In keeping with the of pleasure to
h. had out of the sport" says this enthusiastic
aaronaut IT know of other which may be COM
ared with IL at the price
sun Work to Do-The parish minister meeting
farm servant, who is a member of his flock the
foIlovIng conversation ensued:
i..SVeIi John and how are things going with you?
hone YOU are keeping well?
!.f4Recb sir it's hard work hae dae; nae rest
from to nlcht. Woih All "orh an no q min
ute's peace for me-
"yVeIy John must all do our share In the
work Of this world. Remember. 1t is only the prep
erntnon for a better world. where there will be no
more work to be done
well sir that may be for the likes o you, but
r., ~ sae sure that there will be naothing for me
tbe re John clean the sum- John, hang out the
moon: John. light the stars. ana so on I've nae
dnuht they'll always find something for me TO dae
1.-THE Taller.
wandering through Hester-st. which is in the |
pv,erv :, SAYS THE London Globe" Congressman
Tim sullivan did not go abroad in vain' Soon we
shall read 'On visiting NewYork. which is In the |
Bowery.
FAMILY CSrammar.-R odney-Do you have trouble |
viii 'ashalI" and will?
say D.o 7 wiiiaEtPuck. |