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The Irish standard., 1905-11-11


MI. Patrick Fenlon, of Glasnevin, on
October 6 was struck by cab in Dub
lin and received injuries which caused
his death on October z. Deceased was
81 years of age.
On October the funeral took place
from his late residence. Dollymount
Of Mr.. Michael Delaney, OF the staff
Of the Irish Railway Clearing House
The deceased was deservedly popular
with his associates and friends, and
the large cortege testified to the es-
TEEN in which he was held.
Died, on October at Chapelizod
Anne. the beloved wife of Thomas
Monaghan, late 18th Lancers; deeply
and deservedly regretted by her sor.
rowing husband. family, and a large
circle of friends.
Fermanagh.
George James Wilson, aged 10, stu
dent Of st. Johns College, Cambridge
University, Eng, committe' suicide on
October II, near Enniskislen, while
temporarily deranged.
Galway.
On Thursday, October ~, DR.. Healy,
Archbishop of Taum, distributed prizes
to the successful students Of st. jar
lath's College. Tuam. at the recent In
termediate examinations. His Grace
warmly congratulated the students and
professors on the brilliant results at
tained.
The Irish standard., 1905-11-11

tor of Hollymount, died on October i3
at the parochlal house. The. deceased
was close on 10 years Of age. H. was
very learned clergyman and MS
fame as a preacher, both in Irish and
English, had extended beyond the lin
its of his native diocese He took a
great interest in the welfare o. the
poor.
Col. Joseph Alexander Lambert, a
representative of an old Mayo family,
has recently been appointed deputy
lieutenant for the county.
Meath.
A pretty wedding was celebrated re-
Gently at Rathfeigh Church, when Mr..
Joseph P. Maher, the well-known rae
ing owner and trainer, of Clownstown,
was married to Miss Winnie Sheridan,
youngest daughter of Mr.. John E. sher-
idan, Macetown. Tara.
Mr.. Philip Mccain, who was well
known in this County and Louth, was
accidently killed at Bettytown on Oc-
tober ~.
Monaghan.
An Orange jury and the Orange So
ciety received a severe repr,mand from
a Protestant jurist, Judge Craig, in the
Monaghan County Court on October ~.
Besides scoring the jury for not re-
porting according to the evidence. His
Honor said to one Of the witnesses:
you seem to treat this matter as a
Joke. You are very bad Orangeman,
as this is not the way to celebrate an
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
4 Curious Duel.

Mnurus Jokai, the famous Hunga
rlan novelist, established several news
papers. and, though he gave little at
tentiou TO them after they were once
fairly started. he was always ready "a
assume the responsibility for any
articles that appeared in them.
For this reason when Frank Pulsky.
a noted member OF the diet. told him
that he had been bitterly attacked IN
one Of his journals and that he would
expect him either TO apologize or fight
n duel he coolly replied that he would
not apologize and that he would fight
him at any hour and place he might
name. The two therefore fought, and
after the contest was over Jokal went
up 20 his opponent shook him warmly
by the hand and said: Now that
have given you every satisfaction |
will thank you to tell me why we
have fought You complain about an
article In one OF my papers. but /
didn't write the article. nor have |
read II nor even seen II. Come. tell
me what there was In Il that dlspleas-
cd you so much"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
He Figured IL out.

1--WE got an elght-year-old boy al
home that viii make either a meta
physician or detective. I'm not sure
which, remarked a lawyer as he en-.
tered his Office the other morning
"The kids just getting over an attack
Of measles and has hard work amusing
himself. Yesterday his mother and
the nurse were In the room. and he
spoke up all Of a sudden. much 10 the
embarrassment Of his mother.
"'Say. ma. / know how old nurse IS
Ellis mother thought the nurse might
be confused. but she wasn't.
GLOW do you know so much. VII
lleT she asked.
"'Well, ! asked you once how many
years you've been nursing, and you
said five. Then. when you forgot that.
I asked you how old you was when
you went 20 the training school, and
you said eighteen. Then by and by /
asked you how long you was IN school,
and you said four years. Now, eight
cen and four and FIVE are twenty-seyen.
Seer New York Tribune.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
MINOR MATTERS.

A $4,000 flour min Is 10 be erected
~ Austin.
u 4 truck growers association was or
I ganlzed az Nocona. Tex
Gould system win build NJ Houston
an office building and warehouse.
H'ury Jones OF Mobile. Ala. n well
known rice man, died Crowley. In.
Austin city council has passed nm
ordinance prohibiting sales Of toy pis-
tolls.
An electric line will be built from
Iawton TO Wichita mountains via
Fort sill
Fire In the Fletcher Candy COM
pany building az Kansas city did S7O.-
COO damage.
BY the discharge OF fallen gun
James bowman Of San Antonio was
seriously shot
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
WAS KELLY
American Run Down In Paris Held
Several Diplomatic Positions.

/
Several Diplomatic Positions.
Paris. Jan SO.-Consui General Cow
~ has been Informed by the authori-
ties that the stranger recently run over
and killed on the Place De IA Concorde
has been Identified ne former Chief
Justice Kelly Of the information court
81 appeals Of Cairo. Egypt. who recent
" had been residing at London.
Anthony ~ Klely FIRST came ir,o ma
ilonai prominence through his uoni-
nation by President Cleveland IN iss5
as minister 10 Italy. His appointment
was cancelled on cacount % objections
by the Italian government lie was
then accredited by President Cleveland
as minister 10 Vienna. but the Austrian
government also declared Mr.. Kelly TO
b persona non gfnta. the first objec-
ton being that he held ultrnmontane
Views that were offensive 10 a friend
IS government. This ground was not
satisfactory 20 an influential circle in
Austria. and II was then alleged that
hfH 'AANNAthANiN was IN ifNNN WHICH
charge he was warmly defended by the
administration AZ Washington. To re-
lleve the administration % President
Cleveland Of further embarrassment
Mr.. Kelly resigned and was appointed
10 the international court M Cairo. lie
resigned April. 1909. owing Il r. under
stood. 10 the death of his wife. His
record IN Cairo was distinguished by
ability. Mr. Kelly founded and for a
time edited the Norfolk Virginian and
Index ara News ~ Petersburg. Va. He
was mayor ~ Richmond Tor one term
End afterward chosen district attorney.
For twelve years Mr.. Kelly was presl-
dent 81 the National Irish Catholic
Benevolent union His brother Il
Bishop Benjamin Kelly ~ the diocese
N Savannah. ca. ir. Klely was about
seventy years Of age.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
j. w. Bats
REAL ESTATE AGENT
OFFICE IN TALIAFERRo BUILDlN,
OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE.
Have 10 ofiue the only set OF Abstract BoOks o.
b. County Land Titles.

oNsRotAE kVhhA nNh1Es
Have 10 ofice the only set OF Abstract BoOks Of
BIaEos County Land Titles
FOR SALE.
The n. Is. Cole block IN Hall :
addition. Price s750.OO.
One quarter Of block in eastern
part of town, price s225, cash.
81 acres of land and a good four
room residence. located inside city
limits. Prize. ;:5!vtvT
262 acres OF land on east side of
town, known as the Caldwell pasture.
Will sell In tracts to suIt purchasers
and on easy terms.
lots In good neighbOrhood, with
fine ~ sde trees. Price 600. Terms
eAsys
7-room house aud 2 lots on east
side of town. Brick cistern aud dug
we'll Price s75l. Terms easy.
45o acres Of timber land in kurten
neighborhood in tracts 10 suit pur-
chasers. Price $500 to 81 90 per acre.
Terms Easy.
The Mistrot place la south part Of
town. Eigth acres and "A twO-stOry
s roOsn house. Bath room with hot
and cold water. two underground
cisterns and water-works. Al nee
cessary out houses. Price $500
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
MANY sPoUsEs.
Hoeh Seems to Have Had New Wife
Each Month.

Chicago, Jan. 3O.--InformatIon as q
the probable whereabouts OF Johann
Hoch. the German who Is said to have
had a new wife for every month In TIE
year, and who Is wanted In Chicago
on n charge Of wife murder. was re-
ceived from all parts Of the country.
The best clew cam. from New York.
where a man answering Hoch's de-
scription applied for transportation II
the office OF one OF the German steam
ship lines. No Chicago detective has
been sent TO New York but the New
York authorities have been requested
10 watch all the eastern ports to pre-
vent the escape OF the alleged biga-
mist. should he attempt TO return 10
his native country
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
AImost a Score hurn.d.

Portsmouth. Va. Jan. 3O.-Almost a
score Of buildings were destroyed or
seriously damaged by n fire which
started In g. 4. Nashs ice warehouse
early Sunday morning. The loss Is
placed in the nelghborhood OF $50 600.
But for the heroic work OF $50 United
states marines sent by Admiral Har-
rington from the navy yard with a
yard fire engine. together with as
sistauce rendered by Norfolk Engine
conn Uy the entire business section
OF the city would have been swept
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
ATTACK CONSUL.
Hussars Inflicted Severe Cuts Upon
His Face and Lip.

Londan. Jan. 3o.-The correspond
ent at Warsaw OF the Daily Mail tel
egraphs as follows: - group or Illus.
sars ran down Vice Consul Muouk,ln
Saturday night. Two Hussars rushed
AZ him with their swords. inrlctlrr
sever cuts across his face aai lower
hp. Dripping with blood. Muouxain
vase onvcyei 20 the hospital where he
Is now doing well. British Const.f
General Murray had very narrow es-
cape from being similarly run down IN
Wiersbova street. Il apepars that the
incidents were due 70 n company OF
Hussars getting drunk and running
amuck.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
RAISED FIRST REGIMENT.
Also Fought Against Indians and Ae.
eumulated Considerable Wealth.

Omaha. Jan. so. y. H. Patrick. n
Nebraska pioneer. Is dead. aged seven
" years Mr.. Patrick raised the first
Nebraska regiment az the outbreak ~
the civil war. through which he rerv-
ed. attaining the rank 81 colonel Later
he distinguished himself In battles with
the Indians on tho frontier. and was
for several years 20 government d.
rector Of the Union Pacific railway. He
amassed considerable wealth.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
TWENTY SHOTS FIRED.
Charles Peterson Killed and Another
Man Mortally Wounded.

Franklin La. Jan. 3O.-Durlng n
circus performance no Baldwin. La.
free for all fight occurred between
some Of the audience and the perform
ers. About twenty shots were fred.
Charles Peterson Of franklin was
killed and Martin Ashley Of Baldwin
probably fatally wounded
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Had 10 Retire

st. Petersburg. Jan. 30.-lnstead Of
confirmation Of Saturday nights re-
port that General Kuropatkin mad
broken through the Japanese left. there
came Lieutenant General Sakharon-s
official admission Sunday that the
Russians had been compelled 10 retire
from sandepas owing 20 inability 10
carry a rcdoubt.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Sufferers al Lake RniLnl

London. Jan. 3O.-Accordlng TO To-
kio dispatch to the Daily Telegraph
Russian supplies from the interior arm
conc ntrated at Lake Baikal owing 20
the fact that the railroad east OF that
point Is blocked with snow. Vladlvo-
stok Is now Isolated on the land side
as well "a the sea front.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
HALF BLOCK BURNS.
Omaha Has the Most Destructive Fire
In Her History.

Omaha. Jan. 20.~-A fire which start
81 ut midnight Saturday night In the
wholesale district OF this city was the
most destructive Ia the history OF
Omaha. The total loss will exceed
100000.
\ half block was burned over. but
the immense buildings contained great
jobbing stocks. which is responsible
for the enormous loss. The buildings
themselves were valued at not to ex-
coed $500 900.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Hardinae oisplessed AZ the Charges
Made Against His Nation.

81 Petersburg Jan. 3O-The posting
N placnrds ~ Llbau signed by Govern.
Or Courlnnd of similar purport TO those
posted az Moscow. charging Great
Britain with the responsibility FOR the
disturbances IN Russia. have called out
another vigorous protest from the Brit
ish ambassador. Sir Charles Hardlnge.
who pointed out to Foreign Minister
Lamsd0rf that such proceedings must
make deplorable Impression In Great
Britain and cannot an 10 seriously af-
feet the friendly relations Of the two
countriesl
a British military attaohe here. Ma
for Napier. has been dispatched 10
Warsaw 10 inquire into the attack on
Consul General Murray and the vice
consul there.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
STABBED TO DEATH.

Corpse Of Young Man Was Then Laid
on n Pooiy Table.
Chicago Jan. 30. After being stab
bed to death early Monday the body
OF John Schrannan. twenty-five years
old. WAS placed on pool table IN a
billiard hall According 70 the police
Schnnnan was attacked by two men
while he was on his way 10 his home
from wedding His asslilants ther
carried his body into the billiard hall
and left 10 there.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Oil Erel,.m.nt.

Oklahoma cl'y. Jan. 30.-Therc II
great excitement AZ Choctaw civ
sixteen miles east y here. over the
discovery % petroleum by an expert
who l. leasing oil land. and since IN,
discovery has jumped to twice It's for
mcr value
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Trivial csuss For rran,du

Chicago. Jan. 3O.-Because ~ refus-
Cd To pay for beer glass which he
had accidentally broken In saloon
on Armour avenue. John Manning was
shot and killed by John Vnrro. nor
ter IN the saloon.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
AGAINST GEE TRUST.
United States Supreme Court Afirms
Loncr Courts pcsision.

Washington Jan. s0.-The supreme
court OF the United States has decided
the case 81 the United smtes Va. Swift
A Co. known as the beef trust. charg-
Ing conspiracy among packers to nx
prices on fresh meats. etc. The opln-
ion was handed down by Justice
Holmes and affirmed the decision OF
the court below. which was against the
packers
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Entire I,sue Sold

city ~ Mexico jan 30 Word
received from the James Spcyer COM
pany Of New York states that the en-
tire issue Of s4OO00.OOO bonds re-
Gently ssued Mexico for the I per cent
god ,oan have been sold.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Snow IN Tennesser

Nashville, Tenn. Jan. 30 Snow
fell steadily here an Sunday. and the
ground is covered 10 depth OF eight
inches Similar conditions .re report
ed throughout middle Tennessee.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
PRINCE SLAIN
Was Driving Past Iron Works When
the Deed Was Committed.

Batoum. Jan. 3O.-Prlnce GurielIy.
an officer OF the police guard. while
driving past the iron works. was shot
and instantly hled by an unknown
man.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Wounded In 4 Limb

St Petersburg, Jan 3O-A telegram
from Huon Mountain states tFat Gems
eral Mistchenko has been wounded m
leg.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
rhr,s Lsadinn Men Die

Tahleq, ah, l. T., Jan. 30.-George q
Butler. Nolney = Boon and W. 4
Leorier. three prominent citizens. ~,
dead. -
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Remaining Finanee,.

New York Jan 30-Accodring 10 n
Herald dispatch from Ascunciou. Par
sEuny is reorganlzlng her finances.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
Raided Hou,ns-

Galveston Jan. 30.-Chief N police
raided some club rooms ana gathered
In fifteen alleged gamblers.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31
n. & T. c. HATES.
The Annual Eyent

Houston account Grand Southern
Handicap Shoot, February aud 6,
rate 1895.
w $. Wilson, Agent.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-01-31

Senator culberson has returned TO
Washington
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
Three Killed On the Rail.

Train No. 36, of the Southern,
struck snd killed instantly three men
at Spartanburg yesterday. Aparty
Of four men were walking on the
track in the depot yard, entirely
obliYious of danger, an approaching
freight on another track completely
drowning out the noise Of the rapidly
coming train which hurled them into
eternity. Three of the four were
killed ont right and the fourth was
badly bruised. The parties we're
white.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
A seautiful Marriage.

Mics Lula Wingsrd was married
to Mr.. Hendrix Roberts at Pilgrim
church, Rev. Cromer officiating, on
last Sunday. December "a, 1905, at
z o'clock. The church was besuti,
fully and tastefully decorated, and q
large number of the young couples
friends were present to bid the God
speed on life's voyage.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
Insurance.
Life, Fire, Accident.
Trespass N Office

NOTICE, WE THE UNDERSIGNED
N forbid all persons trespasslng OF
hunting on our lands:
Mrs Martha Miller, Mrs. M. Il. Leckle,
M. l.. Martin, II. w: NJ ah ILL.,
December 2, 1908. 4"o-
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
Bridge Over saluda.

The Fork has contributed its
quota of people seen bare during the
past few days before Xmas, despite
the full river and inclement weather.
This brings to mind again the press.
ing necessity for bridge which will
unite our people. bringing conven:
ience to the people of the Fork and
add trade to the merchants of Lex
ingsop. Such bridge can be built
by 8 firm resolve upon the part OF
our people to build it. The cost
will be 3 mere pittance compared to
the benefit such. an undertaking will
bring. Don't let the idea die. A
small additional levy will give the
bridge and if the people want 1t
they can get it by making their
wishes known to the authorities IN
such an upmistaksble tone OF voice
as will brook no quibbling or refusal.
Let the new bridge be built as the
.county's gift to It's worthy citizens.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
TWO Negroes Lynehed.

Mr.. Hayne Craddock, prominent
farmer Of Barnwell county, was mur-
dered by negroes on December 23sd.
Two negroes, Frank DeLoach and
his son, were arrested and the friends
of Craddock gathered and lynched
the negroes, riddlipg their bodies
with bullets. Craddock was ehot
in the back with shotgun and kill
ed instantly.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
Married.

At the residence of Rev. w. D..
Quick, the eff ,iating minister. Sun
day the 24rh of December, 1905, Mr..
John Henry Snelgroye and Miss
Izz;e Meetze. daughter OF Mr.. John
@. a. Meetze, all OF Lexington County.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
DRY GOODS,
SHOES,
HARDW ARE,
MOWERS,
HARNESS,
Economist Wrought Stee|Ra|
FOR COAL, COKE OR WOOD FUEL.

The very best stove that can
be had is none too good for you.
Next in importance to the home
itself comes the stove; for no ar
ticle made and sold adds so much
to
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
Relief Of Sc. Stephens Church.

Relief Of Sc. Stephens Church.
Z The bill for the relief OF st Ste
phen's Lutheran Church at this place
was introduced By Representative
Lever, and is pending before the
COMMITTEES on claims. Claims of this
character may be paid in time, and
already bill By Representative John
son has been introduced which scen-
templates payment Of such claims.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
For Sale,

One second hand one-horse wagon
and one second hand road cart at
once; cheap. Call at the Methodist
parsoIage.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
a Disastrous Fire.

Newherry suffered disastrous fire
on Sunday morning, the flames ori-
ginating in the Coffin Factory and
rapidly spreading to aoj ojoining build
inge, entailed q net loss OF Sl0O, 900,
and gave the city the biggest fire in
It's history. Heroic Efforts by the
Ere departmens prevented q no 9.
serious loss.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27

4 REGULAR COMMUNICATION
of Lexington Lodge, No l52, A. T.
X@M will be beld Saturday, Jan
s/V@ G, 1906, at p. N. Payment OF
dues and other important business will be
transacted. Brethren are earnestly re-
,quested to attend promptly.
By order Of the W. M.
Godfrey n. Harman, Secretary
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27
Claims.

Persons having claims should file
with the clerk Of the County Board
BY Saturday of this week.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27

Depends.
''Do you believe the oh saying,
There's no place like homer"
That depends
Depends upon what:"
"Upon whose home you are referring
to."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27

Harold-AIiss Marygold is so mu-
sical. What shall I give her for we'd
ding present?
Reggie e-How about dozen solid
silver tuning forks ?-Chicago Journal.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27

A married man seldom boasts that
he doesn'5 know the meaning OF fear.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-12-27

Love In a Flat.
Love In cottage! That is out of date.
Love In fiat! That Is our modern
way.
Furnished for ninety-nine and ninety
eight;
The two odd cents the pair may put
away,
A SOY Of nest egg for rainy day.
Considerate, I'm sure. to think Of that!
1t sounds all right. but can there be, I
pray,
Love in a fat?
Love in a cottage, rose ernbowered, seems
To any one in love a prospect fair.
Discordant sounds and alien cooking
steams
Colin and Chloe do not have to bear.
The lack Of steam will not make Colin
swear
And haste to beard that naughty auto
crat,
The janitor, down in his basement lair,
Love in a fat?
And In cottage, howsoever small.
expand
Without perforce adjourning to the hall
Tn speaking Of small fats, you under
stand,
Four and a bath; not an apartment
grand
Where there's not room enough to
swing cat.
Well, there's still space for happy couples
and
Love in a fiat!
,;a,~
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-21
"Ya-as, l can make meself undeh-
stood in Fwench, dontcherknow."
Really. The English language is
awfully deficient, isn't itY'
While warmed His DEPOSITS.

Rogers has a small grandson, Of
whom he is very fond The boy one
day last week espied in toy shop a
savings bank in the form of rooster
gayly painted in yellow and red He
asked for and obtained from his grand
father the coveted toy. Before drop
ping his pennies in the slot made to re-
ceive them in the back of the toy he
examined it critically and inquired:
do the pennies go straight into the
ROSTERS stomach?'
His nurse replied, Il think they do
Willie had a lively remembrance of
&n inadvertent spoonful of ice cream
which he had once swallowed too has
tily. A fellow feeling makes us Won
drOus kind. So he said
They're SO cold. I'll warm them
first before l drop them in Which he
proceeded to do. His grandfather upon
hearing of the boys, solicitude for the
comfort of the rooster was highly
amused and said to him:
II do not know of another bark,
Willie, whose digestion would be dis
turbed by any amount of cold cash de-
posted in it."-New York Press.