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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-15
To Reduce Acreage.
DIV A sso,cin ted Pres

tYApLlSs 81 q. 6. jan E14.,-At q
meeting of farmers Of Fort i Aioite. Orr
angeburg county, held last night, u was
decided To reduce cotton aerea &c twenty
livc per cent. a movement was lnaug GU
ra4ed boxing To tho erection M q got \
ton warehouse for storing and holding
cotton for better prices, Similar resoluT
tons have beer adopted In any other
counties. Al A Is d IA
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-15
/ POST FFI CT i AT 10 J 3 &
B URss.S 2 n RY AN Zen nary
s5lst6 Inv Assoc a, ed Press sst

& TIL aIAsYILIE',, Y 4, s.s Jan, 4 ~
I Tonrailic, a small lumber town nine miles
north Of Thorn asyille wos 4yis itsfl tod Y
by nm ;incendiary fIro which. destroyed
\ the postoflce and thcl lngs and COM
fnlISsary 5of the. 1'oul,aipcs U.s. The ntilce
fired thu postotiice. Mitchell has con-
5fessed, Annl says lln MAS employed By u
White merchant u tpouraine Both have
been arrested and are In 4 he cpnnty Jail,
LOSS by fire WAS allca2 no Insurance. t3fS
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-15
Exempt Cotton From 4 lion

~ AfsocIale! l'THsA I, q,
E HOUSE or the General Asscnthl. o-dAy
4 Air. ;Sinlpson, ~ IIeInpst cad county In
I trodueed a bill exeMntlpE from ia xatlos
up 10 June a4qs, nptt On. held by, "A an /,
sRs farmers foyi bet tsr, prices n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-15
The Casualties,

M by AssO9llletI FfttS, J S
TOXIC, Ian. ligrhef Japanese casual
tics In the recent fsbtlng az New s,iswaiist
and other places involved Milne lshs 49,
rad are estimated lat one II He'd aud ilf-8
teen wounded al ,siioil-s ,issioned OILS
Gers or priyates, rke Rasf.iiSi totas iossss
5nro estimatedipt oyer three hundred. q he
4 Ia panese report that the supplies q q
munitions stored al New chwang and
Siuchiatun we're not damaged. "
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-15

Bombarding the Hills.
4 u 81 {B,, Assoclat ted iRress.) u n
ITuANsIIA.,y,IaIs J, a--s DELAYED n fraartss
mi ssion) .4-gEhs JapnnsHe to'aay hornbasd-
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The sun., 1905-09-03
Artificial Eyebrows In Demand.
From the Chicago !

Artificial eyebrows have occasionally been
made for years." says one OF the best wig
makers In Chicago. but the recent craze
for beauty has made them more popular,
A face without eyebrows Ia face lacking
EXPIRE ssion or character. and many women
know this. Others. having lost the eye
brows through fire or sickness. wear arti-
hcisl eyebrows until the new natural ones
appear. Others, again. wear artificial eye.
SroWs for a time, only to become tired of
and reject than.
detaction as a rule. but such an eyebrow Is
too delicate TO stand rough usage and soon
WeaTs out or becomes unsightly Many peo-
Die grow weary Of the recurrent necessity
and expense OF replacement. But the pretty
woman who once wears artificial eyebr0 Wa
ike the man half of whose mustache has
been destroy ed In sone manner nnda real
friend In the artificial eyebrow, BSldheadsd
men, whose eyebrows also are lacking. order
and wear artificial eyebrows no less"
looking like minute, delicate feathers, an
assorted stock Of artificial eyebrows pres
entity was exhibited BY the clever wlEmaker,
who advises the use Of the eyebrow pencil
The artificial eyebrow originated In Paris.
home of artificial beauty, adj,lncts, but, Is
now quite at home In New York, London
and Chicago, Prominent wigmakers and
hairdressers declare that women wear them
no more than men.
The sun., 1905-09-03

to 60 out and capture or break up there
bands. In the Hay Stack hills, north OF
Rawllns, there arc said to he between
5000 and 5000 wild horses at large. Some
OF these have been shot down by the ranch
men whose tame animals they have entked
away.
The outlaw horse the bucking bronco,
Is becoming scarcer each year. Ten years
ago such horses were ~ plentiful ~ jack
rabbits, but they will soon Join tho bu6alnes
In retirement.
Tho outlaw comes from tho poorest blood
on the range. He Ia said by cowboys TO
be horse desener ate, a criminal by nature.
just al men 60 wrong who have poor blood
in their veins. His parents are In nearly
every case mustangs and the stock n the
same a. the wild horse Of early plain days.
Cowboys say that nearly every horss
will buck n turned loose In 4 pasture for
several months. but he will soon quiet
down. The outlaw will buck no mAttAr
how long or how often he has been aaic-
csssfully ridden. Famous buokers are
rare now. The bettering Of the blood
sounded the death knell Of the OUTLAW.
Texas, Illinois and Iowa, with more than
a million horses each. lead In the statistical
tables. Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri and
Ohio have about 10000 apiece, and New
York Ia eighth. with es7,oO0 The number
OF horses, according to the Department of
Agriculture returns, has risen from lA,2ls,-
900 In 1890 to l7.oS7.oO0 Ia 1904. In the
same time their value has risen from &07S,-
100000 to 81 200, 900, 900. The greatest scar
city was In 1900. when but isso7 900 were
found.
All this in spite OF tho fact that fifteen
years ago 1t was said that the cable, the
trolley and the bioyole-and later tho auto
trucks and acknowledgements destined to
put the horse out Of business. w."
The sun., 1905-09-03
Snake CssIed In BED.
from the Louisriire Courisr-Jomnal

From the LouisriiEe Couritr-JomnaL
when Mr.. and Mrs. Mord Lincoln awakened
Friday morning at their homo In Midtown.
on the Southern. twenty-five miles west
Of New Albany. they were startled to find
a huge blacksnake coiied at the foot OF the
bed.
and after q lively fight managed to kll It
BY hitting u on the head ylh ShaiT ih,t m II.
has since been suffering from nervous pros
tratton.. - .,., lu or.r
-, scco,nt al me heat, and " Ia suppcsed
tmat the ansie slIded In from the yard, and,
Hnding that the foot ci ihe PED anoroed
Comfortable quarters. coiied itself there'
The sun., 1905-09-03
From the Brinson Booster,

An old superstition made good" at Frank
lin one day last week. A boy was drowned
and the searchers were unable to find his
body.
the boys shirt on the water. II hoated
around on the surface few seconds and then
suddenly sank, To the amazement OF the
OF where the shirt went down.
The sun., 1905-09-03
=" Right Shape" Shoes
For School Children.

?dFl.
A series Of models designed by an
expert expressly for tbs Macy Shoe
store.
Designed to mould growing feet-to
shape them along natural lines; the soles
broad. the toes medium or full round.
Not clumsy.appsaring Shoes, but grace
iul, shapely and most comfortable; made
in all staple feathers, such as velour and
box cslfskin. vici kid and patent leather.
Ideal for school wear. Details Of various
models
Misses' Button and Lace Shoes,
In glazed kidskin, with pstcnt leather
and kid tips; sizes II to 2, . pair. .S|.40
Misses' Lace Shoes in box caliskin,
with self tips; sizes II to 2, q pair. .SX.4S
Misses' Button and Lace Shoes,
In vici kid, with patent leather tips;
sizes II to 2, a pair. .........,,H ,H.09
Children's Button and Lace Shoes,
In glazed kid, with patent leather and
kid tips; sizes 8 to 10 l01a........0 .01.9S
children's Button and Lace Shoes,
in vici kid, with stout soles; sizes 8 70
l015, a pair. .................... S1.4O
"largs Misses'" Button Shoss in
kidskin, with patent leather tips; sizes
215 to 81, a pair. ir.............1 1x.10
Boys Lace Shoes, in box caliskin,
and vici kid, sizes ~ to s1a, . pair, ~
Boys Lace Shoes, in wax calfskin,
with solid welted soles; sizes ~ to SA
q pair ..,................. .Sl.So
Boys Lace Shoes, extra strong and
sturdy; sizes IN to s1a, q pair, .S1.49
Youth Lace Shoes, in box caliskin
and vici kid, with weIted sole: siles
Is to z, pair. r................ .0l'SS
Youths Lace Shoes, in calfskin and
kid. with heavy soles sizes 10 to2. S1.49
Youths Lac. Shoes, extra strong;
sizes l3 to 2, q pair. ir.,........ .Sl.E4
Little Mems Sprins. heel Lace Shoes,
in kid and caliskin; sizes 9 to IS. ,S1.S7
The sun., 1905-09-03

Composition Books. flexible canvas
eovers, &c. and &c.; stiff covers, 7c.
Composition Books, stiff mottled GOV.
ers, &c. i2c. and ioc.
Drawing Books, press board covers,
4c. and &c.; stiff nnottled covers. isc.
Manuscript Books. leather covered,
Sic. and &c.
Books. covered with Russia leather,
3!c. and &c.; black leatherette covered,
i4c. and l7c.
Stenographers' Note Books, paper Gov.
cred, &c., 4c. and &c.: stiff covered, 7c.
Manila Paper Pads. small size, DC.
and 7c. dozen.
Manila Paper Pads. ruled or plain,
&c., &c., &c. and &c. each.
White Paper Pads, ruled or plain,
&c., &c., 7c., &c. and i0c.
Scratch Pads, &c., Sc. and &c.
School Tablets. 100 sheets Of pencil
School Tablets, in paper, ruled or
plain, Commercial or packet size, 4e.
Cloth-bound States, single, &C.,, &c. and
llc.; double, I2c., I8c. and 2lc.
Tollner's Carry-Au Book Carriers, PEN
Gil case and ruler combined; with lock
and key, i7c.
japanese Pencil Boxes, with auto
matic catch, I6c., 24c. and 29c.
japanese Pencil Boxes, with fancy
decorated tops, 22c. and 29c.
Pencil Boxes. highly polished wood,
with slide covers, &C.,. 7c., &c., ilc., i2c.
and l6c.
Felt School Bags, Sic. and ~.
Leatherette Dress Suit Cases for School
Books, 69c. and &c.
Eagle Compasses and Dividers, i6c.
Eagle Crayons, in boxes OF six, &c.,;
dozen, I2c.
Wax Crayons. seven assorted colors,
&c.
Chalk, per box, &c.
Staiiord's Ink, 2 o., ac. and &c.; haR
pints. i7c.; pints. ~, ::avista lSec,.
Macys Inks, 2 o., &C.; half pfnts,
I5c.; pints, 23e.; quarts. @6c.
The sun., 1905-09-03

Weaving for the Little Folks, l6c.
Paper Cutting for Home Work, Gle.
Numeral Frames, Sc. and l7c.
Wall Maps Of the U. S., 6Ic.
Wall Maps Of Manhattan. eac. and
sl.08.
Wall Maps OF New York City, si.oe.
Wall Maps Of the World. sl.@e..
Eberhard Faber Jewel-tipped Pen.
ellis, Sc.
Plain Cedar Pencils. dozen, &c.; rubber
tipped, &c. and &c. dozen.
Polished Wood Pencils, rubber. In.
serted, &C., Sc. and 4c.
Plat Pocket Pencils, nickel or oxidized
case, &c. each.
Plain Nickel Round Pencil Point Pro.
tectors, &c.; with jevelled tips, SC.
Eberhard Faber Sets, including pencil,
penholder, pocket pencil and rubber
eraser, 2Ic.
School Pens. in nickel case, &c.
Soapstone Pencils, dozen, 7c.
Wooden Slate Pencils, dozen, %c.
Cedar Penholders. dozen, &c.; cork.
tipped, &c., &c, ard &c. each; rubber.
tipped, SC. each.
Pencil Erasers, Ideal" &C.. &c. and
lOc.; Star" &c.: Cabinet, &c.
Ink and Pencil Erasers, &c., &C.,, &c.
and l6c.
Combination Pencil and Compass. &c.
Maplewood Rulers, plain edgel @c.;
brass edge, &c., t0c. and t2c.
Pencil Sharpeners. &c., 7e., l3c. and lSc.
Eberhard Faber Canyons, assorted COL
ors, in box, l8c. :.
Scholars Companion, containing two
pencils, penholder, ruler and eraser, l6c
Composition Books, press board Gov.
ers, &C., Sc, 4e.. &c. and 7c.
Roll Books. press board covers. 7c.
Students Note Books, flexible covers.
side or open ends, &c.; canvas covered,
&c. and DC.
Studenrs,;v Note Books, stiff mottled
covert, openaf end or side, t3c. open at
side. t4e. and i9c. '
The sun., 1905-09-03


| Leather School Straps, &c.; with han
die, l4c.
Blotters, packages Of one dozen. &c.
Soules' Dictionary Of English Syno-
nyms, 88c.
Handy Dictionary Of English syno-
nyms, Sic.
Conklin's Handy Manual Of Useful
Information, 36e.
10th Century Handy Cyclopaedia, lsc.
American School Dictionary, I7c.
webster's Primary Dictionary, 47c.
websters Common School Dictionary,
Tic.
Webster's High School Dictionary, s7c.
Webster's Academic Dictionary, Si.A.
Webster's Condensed Dictionary. SIZE.
Cassell's French and English Die
tionary, sac.
Cassell's German and English Die
tionary, Sac.
C.sselrs Latin and English Dic'ion-
ary, csc.
Standard Of Pronouncing in English,
by Louns bury, si.A.
| Dicks Letter writer, ooc.
webster Dictionary, New Century Edi-
tion, Si.32.
First Books for Little Folks, 29c.
Our Little Books for Little Folks, 24c.
Secret Of the Words. by Long, 64c.
ways OF Wood Folks, BY Long, sc.
Hero Stories from American History,
Seven Little Sisters, Andrews, 64c.
First Year Book, by Hazen, 2ec.
School History Of U. S., 30c.
Lessons in Language, by Gideon, 37c.
New Educational Reader, Nos. l and
2, 3Gc. each; No. }, Aic.
Anagrsms and Other Letter Games,
| i4c.
Outline. Picked Sewing Cards. -a2c.
Bead Sfringing for Home Work, l5c.
Composition Writing Made Easy. SIC.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
WALL STREET REVIEW
LARGE VOLUME OF SALES DURING
 EARLY SESSION.
E. Wide Declines, With the Closing Weak and Active, Near
 the Lowest

New York. July 22.-Thc selling pres sure in the stock market was aggravated sharply today and q large volume of sales session. resulting in some wide declines with the closing weak and active and near the lowest.
 The movement was attributed to the cumulative effect of growing uneasiness over the widespread reports of damage from rust in the spring wheat region. tho discussion opened by the head of the United Mine Workers of the coming struggle over the renewal of the agreement with opera tives which expires next spring, and the discouragement of advocates of higher prices over the failure of the weeks favor able events to stimulate any demand fo~ stocks
 Reading bore the brunt of the attack, as was natural on account of It's long leader ship of tile speculation for tho advance and the consequent accumulation Of a vulner- able long interest In the stock But the weakness of the list was not local and the list of the days losses shows a general
 Union Pacific showed some effective sup port and the same was true of Amalgamat- ed Copper but these stocks ultimately yielded with the rest of the list Tho weakness In the early wheat market failed to reassure holders of stocks and they con- reported from the West.
 The large loan increase was the Item of most interest in the bank statement and was attributed to the efforts of banks hold ing the proceeds of the Japanese loan on deposit to get them placed fin the money market during the week Tn closing was
 Total sales of bonds, par value. $750,o00.
 NEW YORK STOCK LINT
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
LIVERPOOL COTTON FUTURES.
NEW ORLEANS SPOT COTTON.
THE FINANCIER's STATEMENT.

New York, July 22-The Financier says:
 The most notable feature of last weeks eiatAd banks were the large increase in loans and the small gain in cash. The loan expansion of $l9,$5s,600 was doubtless due to the placing of the money that was re the previous week, when application was made for these securities; these loans were not fully reflected in the statement of that week owing to the average system and tho balance reflected was brought over into last week.
 There was some contraction in this item as the result of surrenders of public de posits which partly offset the above noted expansion The small cash gain of s2i. FOO was somewhat surprising, though the pre- uminarv statements which were based upon the traceable movements of money fore shadowed this result. Deposits increased SIS. 1000 almost wholly because of the loan expansior
 The statement showed good proof the sum of the increase In loans plus the gain deposits. It is noteworthy that the hold tngs of public funds were reduced $2.ST2.- 400. compared with the previous week. re fiecting surrenders & of these deposits under increased $45sb.oo0 as the result of the gain in general deposits. deducting there from the gain of s2i.7o0 cash as above, left s4.57s.3 300 as the decrease in surplus
 Computed upon the basis of deposits less those of public funds the surplus Is $l7,- osl.575. It may be noted that the item banks will. during the current week. be still further reduced in consequence of the competition of surrenders 1t Is now lower than 1t has been at any time since de
 The daily average of .--k clearings dur ing the week was t23s. 900. 900. or Sls00o.- 900 less than in the previous weak
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
CHICAGO GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

Chicago. July 22---A hot wave forecasted in the wheat market here today. At the flose september wa was up he: Corn Is down frovisions are 71s c lVc lower.
 strength just before the close At the es.sse open 1sc lower at ssss @sohc While cables ed the sustaining influence of any definite news regarding the alleged damage .to Minnesota. The absence of any fresn dam age reports from that territory bad a ten As a result prices reacted about a cent dur ing the first hour, september deciining to sSc Later reports were received partially terday. and this teDded to hold prices at lower level In addition a continuation oI an exceedingly liberal movement gave bears further encouragement. total primary Ie- eeipts today being l.o4s.ooo bushels. com Just prior to the close prices experienced d sharp rally, September advancing to Syssc. North~est: The market closed strong s' and @ active, with September at 9Uss 4 50 1e c. Clearances of wheat and flour wele equal to zs,OOo bushels, Minneapolis, Duluth anu year ago
 Sentiment throughout the day was rather Dearsh as a result of the easier tone of wheat. General news rom the coun[ry favorable to the bears. the new crop being reported in satisfactory condition. Local receipts were larger than estimated yes The market closed easy. September opened hc higher to hc lower 50 1s c % a c, sold between o5 hc and 55 Av and closed at 55 h a56&c. Local receipts were 34O cars. with 55 contract grade.
 Early weakness of wheat started profit taking In the oats market, resulting in some reaction in values. An easier tone prevail cd thrc ughout the entire session September opened a shade to 1s q kc lower at 2yesc to 2yAc, sod of to zSnc and closed 3Y&c.
 Provisions were weak under persistent sell.ng by commission houses. ConIirma ton of yellow fever at New Orleans one I0c in the peice of live nogs was an addi- tional beariaA factor. At the close sep temper pork off 1oc at sl2.s "a. Lard was down k c l0c at 712ls. Ribs were 10c lower at Sl I'M.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
B,ackmar,. Body in Boston.

Boston, July 22.-The body of the late General Wilmot w. Blackmar, com mander in -chiefaof the Grand Army of the Republic. who died at Boise, Idaho, last Sunday, arrived here last night. A deeail from Kingsley Post. G. A. R. escorted the funeral party to a private chapel in Roxbury. whence the body will be taken to the State house on mornig to lie in state.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24

Orphans Home Trustees-J. w.. Stewart, C. S. Rabb, c. L. Gay.
 Healing Springs Institute-Trustees R. l.. Butler, W. T. Roberts. c. T. starkoy, E. w Garland. ". w. Lee, W. E. Pettus and W. B. Crumpton.
 The Endowment Committee.
 Endowment Committee of Howard College-A P. Montague, W. J. E. Cox, D. L.. Lewis, J. B. Ellis, J. W. Miner, J. H. Foster, H. c. Reynolds. It was further recommended that this com mittee have power to appoint any others.
 The subject of ministerial education was presented by Arnold s. Smith Of Alexander City. The speaker was yer satile with his subject and swayed the audience with his earnestness and elo- quence. The treasurer of the board reported through J. M. Shelburne $1.- 570 raised and fifty-five students helped at East Lake and Seminary and only $3s3.6s deficit. Dr. Cox placed the re- sponsibility of this deficit on pastors and urged them to take an offering next year.
 The Orphans Home was represented by J. W. Stewart and c. S. Rabb of Evergreen and convention pledged $12.- 900 for the home. free will offering was made. amounting to $7S.30. Dr. R. J. Willingham after the hour of adjournment was given all the time he needed to present the claims of the Foreign Board. He held and charmed the audience with his message flowing from great. loving heart Dr. Will lingham was quite unwell, but never theless spoke to the convention on the great question on his heart. Evening Session.
 The opening topic of the evening was Judson College at Marion. Rev. J. M. Frost of Nashville, Rev. A. J. Miller, and Richard Hall of Orrville, in able addresses. spoke of the merits of the college. The institution during the year has had more pupils than any pre- vious year. There is a crying need for enlarged equipment, notwithstanding it now has the best of any college in the South.
 The Womans Missionary Union ad- journed this morning at the close of an enthusiastic session, and a success full years work. The receipts have been more than $31 900 during the year. Two or three score boxes have been sent out and many needy places sup piled. Mrs. J. M. Veasy. of Birming- ham, was the Vice-President presiding, and gracefully dispatched the business. Mrs. Hamilton has been of untold in fiuence and usefulness in the field work. The union expressed its confidence in last years officers by re-electing them for the ensuing year.
 The report on Foreign Missions was read by A. G. Mosley of Evergreen. In a pointed and instructive address he introduced to the audience Rev. J. W. McColum of Japan, who has been fif- teen years in that country. MT. Mo Collum Is here in his native State recu- perating. While here he Is doing much preaching and featuring on the work in his adopted land. For at least one hour Mir. McColum held the large au- dience spellbound with a recital of facts and conditions as they exist in Japan. At the conclusion of this powerful ad- dress Dr. Willingham very ftrvently led the congregation to God in prayer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
KANSAS CITY LIVE STOCK.
Secretary Moody Speaks.

Nahant, Mass, July 22.-The circum- stances leading up to the investiga- tion of the combination of beef pack CTS and the present status of the gov case were explained by Att torney General William M. Moody in A speech at the summer outing of the Lincoln Republic Club.
 Mir Moody was listened to by big crowd of Saturday afternoon excur- sionists in addition to the members of the club.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
MARKET FOR FUTURES
OPENING STEADY. WITH THE PRICES
 UNCHANGED.
Gables Indlfierent, Weather Good. Forecast
 the South Selling Moderately.

New York. July 22.-The cotton market opened steady at unchanged prices to an advance of points on a little bull sup port and week end covering. Cables were Indifferent, the weather good. the forecast very favorable. receipts heavy and the South . moderate seller. so that offerings increased slightly after the opening and pointa
 Trading was no, very active and the undertone of the market was nervous, ke- cetpts at the ports today 1S015 bales. aeafnst 13.3sa last week and 2.0l0 last year For the week. estimated. s0.000 bales. against 1o3.7s2 last week and 14:a3s last year. Today's receipts at New Orleans B. DOS bales. against 7s9 last year and at Houston A.22i hales. against 13S last year
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
NEW ORLEANS COTTON.
Vigorous Campairn Expected in the Market
 S.. E,,fnr.. Eaxf Week

- TOT Futuf6S NexG W6tks
 New Orleans. July 22.-Spot cotton quiet and nominal sales. 125 bales; delivered on contracts 200. Quotations unchanged
 Futures opened steady with the active positions 2d4 points higher than last even ins's finals, However. week end liquidation ing sG10 points. At this level there was firm undeI,one caused by reported pol ed rains sd,, liquidation prices It is expected that the campaign will be exceptionally vigorous next steady with net losses of points on July. while the other positions lost S49 points.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24
Jokes by the Medicine Man.

What are you studying now?" ask ed Mrs. Cumrox We have taken up the subject of molecules" answered her son T hope you will be very at tentive. and practice constantly. I tried to get your father to wear one, but he couldn't make 1t stay in his eye."-Medical Standard.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24

Johnny-Paw. did Moses have the dyspepsia, like what you've got?
 Flther-How on earth do I know? What makes you ask such a question?
 Johnny-Why. our Sunday School teacher says the Lord gave Moses two tablets.-Medical Standard.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-24

Doctor (making diagnosis)-Now. as to drink; what do you take?
 Patient (cheerfully)-Oh. thanks You are very kind l don't care If do. Leave 1t to you. sir. It is all the same to me.-Western Druggist.