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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

PROPOSAL FOR SEALED BIDS
Superior Court. State OF Washing
ton. King county. No. t7a07. in the
matter Of the Receivership OF The
Evans Manufacturing Company
In pursuance Of an order OF the
said Court. the undersigned Re
ceivor viii receive sealed bids for
the plant and machinery of the
above named corporation. consist
ing OF a fully equipped Woodwork
Ing Establishment, with a quantity
Of material on hand. All bids should
be accompanied with a certified
check for ten per cent. Of the
amount OF the bid All bids are
subject 10 the approval OF The
Court. The same will be sold as
a now stands. free and clear Of all
encumhraneos ana can be examined
at the plant at I.atona. on any fore
noon prior 20 the 22nd day OF June,
where fun information will be Civ
en-. The bids Will be opened by
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
SMALL BOY CAN TEAR
LOOSE AS USUAL ON 4TH

their desire 20 make a noise. A.
Ear as the police department IL con-
cerucd they can touch orr powder
until Seattle resembles Port Arthur
during the japanese atcEc.
The star makes this explanation
IA order to correct the impression
that has been made by erroneous re-
ports In local newspapers that the
police department would stop any
attempt to shoot fire crackers with
IN the esty limits on Independence
day.
Chlef Delaney and Mayor nai-
finger have no intentions % that
Kind. They realize that fer the pos
lice foFce % 50 ur against the army
OF small boys IN this city on July
4. which T. armed with Cannon
crackera.~ bombs and forpedosz.
would be rs reckless a. for the army
Of LInevttch 20 attack oyama'a SOL
dinrN
The city officials win content
themselves with simply enforcing
the present ordinance. which forbIts
the use ~ explosives. except an days
q public celebration In other
words. n any small boy. unable %
restrain hts ardor uutn the anniver-
sary Of the nations Independence. IL
caught shooting crackers before that
day. he - liable 20 be given ride
80 the police station. The police
viii probably not attempt a. enforce
this order very arbitrarily. In view
Of the fact that the new jail is not
built and the present prison II very
small but Il WtIl behoove Young
America 20 be careful
Any boy caught fFtghtsninE horses
an The business streets even ON July
Is liable 20 be led by The ear 20
the police station
Mlslea By newspaper reports. a
deiekRtioa % business men. among
whom were =. Lobe. % the Golden
Ruls BAZAAR. and Manager Bowen.
~ the Seattle Cracker a candy
company. called upon Mayor Raj
llngcr on Menaay morning 60 protest
against what was believed 20 be the
contemplated campaign % the po-
lice against noise. They thought Il
would be unjust 10 prevent the use
~ fireworks. IN view Of The fact
that they had purchased large sup
piles u the goods IN anticipation 81
large sale. Mayor naIiinErr tn
formed them that they were mis-
taken. and they went away happy.
The small boys need rot worry"
said Mayor Baiiinger on Monday
morning They can fire away 60
their hearts content on July Z. but
they viii have 20 hide their time
until that date
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
"kAT TILL GET RID or TIE BRAT"
SAID MOTHER
HffLfHuHAM

Walt until I can gat Fia Of this
brat. said MFM Louiss Nelson 70
Deputy Clerks siivain aud Waldrun.
IN front 81 tho court house Monday
noon. and n meet you a. the Yes-
Ter bar"
The two county employees were re-
turning from lunch When they no
tlced tho woman and a 12-yeAr old
boy arguing In front u the court
house. The boy Vas crying pitt
fully.
WaIdfon and sllvain asked the
woman II there was anything they
could do. and received the Above
1nexpceted rcply.
I'm hungry" sobbea the little
fellow. i haven't nafca today"
The tao CLERKS thereBpon accom-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
medicine free
Radically Cured
After Many Years
of FruItless Effort

Mr.. =. q. nm. orillia. King coun-
~. Wash has since bayhoud suffer-
cd from eafarrh 81 the head and
throat The disease was caused By
an
Obstruction Of the Nsstrils
And tho symptoms were those In
varihbly accompanying this cendl-
ton. Ills throat was filled with
catarrhal secrctioun, causing con-
tlunai haW king and splitting some
times
oaasinu ard Choking
Him while In conversation. Ills rest
al night was broken and disturbed
because Of snoring and mouth
breathing. and be Was continually
taking colds. which seriously injur-
ed his general health. Speaking OF
his
Thorough and Permanent Cure
ny the Columbian Treatment. Mr..
Inn said.
Years ~ effort 20 set rid Of my
most distressing afnlction. through
the use 81 many remedies and the
treatment of numerous physicians
resulted Ia utter failure, and / was
worse than ! had ever been when
first consulted the Columbian ply
Hicinus.
They Cured Ne
Completely and permanently nearly
two years ago. and l have had no
return 81 my old trouble since that
time I have gained % pounds in
weight and am new IN perfect
hgHlth"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
SUM M ER DAYS
Present the Most Favorable Conditions for the Treatment OF
Every Chronic Malady and Cures are Effected in Much
Shorter Time than any Other Season of the Year

br how us sss
III w H,
broehai and lss
N Disc S e t fy ~
o
=
N ids her Z the fss - ft phys md he pat
%
the
b
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

the undeTslgned al his Office, 80.
ga New York Block. at ten o'clock
In the forenoon OF June 23rd. TO
whom all bids should be sent
William A. Dougherty. Receiver
Rossman and Johnson, Attorneys
for Receiver,
500 Pacific Block.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

panied tho lad 10 Judge Frafer.s
chambers, Tho judge. after hearing
the boys story. allied with Distress
ihs examples Of his mothers quea-
tlonAhle Ways during har husbands
absence IN Alaska. sent the young
stsr 70 the parental school until
more suitable quarters could DO So
cured for him
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

houses. stables. wood and pole re-
serves.
A strip 100 feet vide and 800
miles long has bcca set aside along
the United States military teis-
graph lines fron Naldox to 81
Michael.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
Our SpeciaIties

Cutarfh. Deafness, Head Noises,
stomach Diseases. Bronchial and
Lung Ailments Rheumatism. Blood
and Skin Ulaoftiera Nervous Alice
tIons. piles aud an Rectal Diseasoa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
'..She Won't Love Me" Says
Young Groom of Bride

Hscause Mira Caroline Mann. 30.
IL not affactionaIe enough. Bruno
Mann. "a. - suing for divorce.
At beast Bruno gives the above aH
his complaint In hlH suit flied re-
Gently against bis rather aged bride.
Airs. Mann has filed n counter
safff.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

In the meantime Mann has asked
that the court enJoin bis wife from
burning up his property until the
divorce suit in fought out.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
R00SEkELi RESE RKES
ALASKA LANDS

WASHINGTON. June 20.-Preai-
dent Roosevelt has issued an exec
utlvs order reaerving ~ tracts Of
land IN Alaska fer the use 81 mill
tary telegraph stations. store
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

seattie via celebrate July { with
slsfomary racket
snail boys viii not b. curbed IN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
$500 20 Portland.

and return. for Seattle Day. Train
leaves az 30 q. m. Friday morning.
June 1ard
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
NOTICE OF STOCKHOLDERS
MEETINE

To the Stockholders OF the Alaska
Petroleum company. You and each
OF you VIII please take notice that
on Wednesday, the 9Th day Of July,
1905, the annual meeting OF the
Alaska Petroleum company, a COR
poration. win be held at the secre-
tarys office. room IL. Starr Boyd
building. Seattle, King county, state
OF Washington. at the hour of p
m. on said day or as soon thereafter
as the same may be held.
ALASKA PETROLEUM CO,
BY 5. NJ. ARCHIBALD,
Secretary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20
500 Lots

fhese are the best cheap lets Ia
~ eatv. Two blocks east of end OF
Nmt Queen Aune car line. and
mash OF Ross Easy termA Inquire
& owner.
soyNes Beth~sA fsaS,' s sss1.
eArs' lrsUaareE RtnrS.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

quite a neat little dFesaer-eom-
mode, quite an idea for small
space, foF camp or cottage. nice
~ shaped top iex9l ms. nicely
finished golden. glass n 1880
ms. usual price IL tT00. for the
week. specialized .........s a.0O
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-20

a splendid little dresser -eom-
mode. suitable for camp and cot
taEe use. hieely finished shaped
top ~ ieNat In. bcveled German
plate mirror ftx at-tua. a good
value AZ ts7s. priced for this
week ......s- .....s...s..S o.0S
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-05
I'm WOnOngabcla nntcr0c1an0cu.

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Compiler IwiliQbt"iit III ser Shlcn-
ic 9tr. , int MiononQobcIo in 20 Trrb
ticicm @oiicr pcriumtcn, Oic Monn-
idoit bon - Wtnnu fonutc iih obcr
rcttcnJ mocm lie olli Oo9 9uh oc9
8ootca ilildtctc, bon 100 Tie in Boo.
ten obacboIt muroc. Ser lluiou mar
Elm ciGcnorti0cr, mic cr nod lCIten
oti Ocm 6luiic por9ctonmcu, Wiit
icd@ Glodbootcn I'M S6lcpptou tam
Ole SuiliNbt" nod DER ShluRic Gtr.
Mr.. ,; 0iele lit nod ncll mo Der
ShuBmoll iiir Vootc mar nod nidt
crrid)tet; sic Str0mrng oca ltcigcr,
Ocn WonongnbeIu oriidtc Ocn Gam
pier gC9cn Den Comm, che CT bcicitiQt
mCr0cn tonntC.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-05

miro 'oiort nod Scr Gr0fimnl cine
&orIo1c. bctrciicuO G%rh0hunu ser
Schrcr1cboltcr. }uQCbcu. }lucr %prs
nr2iiht nod) miro Oa2 NbQcor0nctcn
bans mocrjiiAlih in sic Ncrotblmn
bicIe5 ais 0rin0Iid QcltcuOcn QcicB-
Gcbcriihcn g&crtc2 ciutrCtcn mo Die
critic SciunA nod por ocu Y&cibuuht&-
icrtcn bCCn0cu.
i ijr 0cu @ou Scr &ubuQ.
Enhn.
Ger Rcif1taQ bat sic pom Sem
ncucn @olouol0ireftor Grbprin5cn
Gruit III NoDculobe %auQcublrl in
Dem 9}od)trdla Gtot QCitclltc 6or.
ocrula fitr Sen ioiortiQCu @uu ser
Nahu pom Ser SiiOcrib Nltd)t nud
&ubub an Die &iioact Gommiiiiou
pcrmieien. l8ic bcreita Netabclt. Gilt
ser @olt oicicr @obn bcbui9 ihncllc-
rcr MISUNDERSTANDING iijr ole
Gruppcn ais oringcnO uotbmcnOiQ.
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&pr Dent CbcrIouOc49cridt III
Ecto mlroc hclltc Die &%crhonolun9
it Dem iottiam bctonutcn GbcidCi
Oungapro3cB oe8 Nrin5cn EbiIipp
non Sodicu Gobrra mo @otba unO
iciucr in Euria mcilcnocn @cmo6Iim
@"rin5ciiin Souiic. ouiGcnommcl.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-05
Nus 9cntidlanD.
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bic EilcGc ocS Ocntidlcn EicocS.

pom |ro6it &leincioom Grtidic.
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poIniihcn Eropoaonoo in Nub-
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Gorrciponocntcn oc8 Barrier
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Shalmbura.
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ME olla 3lrpcrIGiiigcr Guclc genleI=
set miro, Scr uncntgcltIi6c Tb0rltd
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I
lucldpr an ser SpiBc Scr Central
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tc, 0aB inter olc'eu ltmltorocn etlpa
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-05
&Gumc, @lumcn uub SiiIdc.

Srlidt. mo 8ier Niuue. ~b'iibenoe Nilbe,
ne,ne Sriidic. Sinitu etc. Naune mo 0edeu
bci6n'ii,U. Siiuaer iHr gdrtch, Snlctiieihes,
safer I0oict. JiCOeu Plupen etc.
Am. !. Nurte.
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Gr. 2i3. Gerhs91loert 1irube. Baltimore. -.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-05
Seincr Wnubc crlC9Cu.
Gcutih Nmcrifnniihcr @olitifcr in
G6icaQo ilirht al ocn Soldcn e..
ncr IN cincm politiihcn Strcitc cr
littCnCn &CrlCB1nQ.

littCnCu &CrIcBung.
Gbico0o, 1. Ccj. &u Grace
Soipitol~ lit Golrntp GonrminGr Soft
q. @opf Elm betarntcr 9cutid) Anlc
rifuuCr, Q@citorbcn; Cr crlod Der @ltn.
sc, Die linn om NienltoN poriNcr 9So.
tc bel scr YeunltcmUobl Oc2 rcpublt.
funiid)cn MorO Clubs pom Geo. 30.
bCrtp, cincm NnQcItclltCn Der Mclt.
purfbeboroc, bciQCbrud)t Wur0c. 9ci
iUnCr NSdbl gerictbCn in uCridic0CncIr
@urO5 0ic @cniitbcr gar bclti1 olt.
cinunOcr, am lNltnmitcn obcr gina
Is in Der 13. Mur0 ST. no 5niIhclr
0cn NubduQcrn 0C2 @ollUcrncltr3 &c
uCCu mo Ocncu 0c2 GongrCB Nb1t.
orOnCtcn &orimer Elm 0llBcrit bctBrr
Sunlpi oll3gcio6tcn murOc. Sobn g.
&OpL Der lett &ubrcu an Ocnt pOliti'
id)cn (rcibcn icincr Eortci rcgcn PHI
tbCil no6nI mo ser Sorimcrlhcu
6ottion o~nQcbortc, bcuorb iid) INN
bic Gr0iioentiduit Oc2 @urO Clubs
umo Wor IN ocu N4ohJlotolc ltr.tlG0.
%&cit MoOiion StroBc tb0tig. 9obel
gcrictb CT NIT George &obcrta, eincH
NnhGnarr Der @cAUnpnrtci, III StreIt.
iucIdcr oouit cuoctc, OoB oieier cil
Nieiicr ergriif ml0 IS aopi in Sen
Scib iticB. Ter ShwcrpCrIcbtc, ser
nit iciner 6onilic III 9tr. 1858, YScit
&on N1lrcns StruBc mobutc, mrr0c
ms r@rocc @oipitol" Qcbrnht, no cr
lcinCr Mun0C CrlCucn lit.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Carefully Led Up 10.

"Yonder," said the party Of the INT
part, sis the house in which / was
born. We lived on the first floor. Nc
Booth Remington, the great tragedian'
occupied the upper apartments. He
was not only a famous actor, but q
singularly fortunate man"
Then" responded the party Of the
second part, you were born under a
lucky star, eh?"
N. B.-The management begs to
state that 1t considers this one Of the
most deliberately worked-out jokes we
have produced this season.-P1ttsourg
Post.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Costly RootEear.

Probably the most remarkable shoes
ever produced within recent times were
those worn at a function In London
the other day by a woman well known
in society. In keeping with q gorgeous
gown, which is said TO have cost q
fabulous sum, she wore q pair Of shoes
that were literally covered with fash
ing jewels-diamonds, rubies and
pearls. The style of decoration was Of
a remarkably striking character. Five
hundred dollars was the price Of zach
shoe.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Nothing New.

Is the phrase nothing doing" slang?
In the "Crevy Papers" edited by Sir
Herbert Maxwell, there is letter writ
ten to Thomas Creevy by DR.. Currie,
dated May l, 1903. He is referring to
Napoleon: I'VE are all cursed fat three
about the spunnet negotiations. Moth
ing doing. Everything stagnated. We
shall have war, because it is just the
most absurd thing in creation"
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
WsII-Pah speaker.

The speaker Of the British house OF
commons fares we'll. While the mem
beers of parliament serve without pay,
the speaker receives . salary Of $4,000
a year and substantial perquisites. His
fees amount annually to $4,000. He re-
ceives 5000 equipment money and
1000 ounces Of plate. According to an
cient custom, he is allowed two hogs
heads Of claret wine and $500 for sta
tionery every year. This is not all. He
is provided with a handsome residence
near the house Of commons.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
In England Also.

Evidently the servant problem is driv-
ing people crazy in England, too. The
following advertisement is from the
London Morning Post: Wanted-Im-
mediately for Brighton, a superior old
fashioned woman as cook; age between
80 and As; wages e2S to begin with,
washing money, but no beer; Protest
ant; also for the same situation strong
between maid; age about IS; wages Ell
and rise, washing money.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22

It was nature lesson in West side
public school IN New York, and the
subject was birds and their ways. The
teacher asked the pupils to name such
fowls as they knew that lay eggs.
Chickens. ducks, turkeys and others
were quickly named. Then little girl,
who for several minutes had been Gag
erly waving her hand. was called on.
She proudly announced: MY father,
he LAYS bricks. "-Kansas City Star.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Seventeen Wills.

Mrs. Eliza Roche, widow Of bank
manager who resided at Kildorrey,
County Cork, had s2,700 TO dispose
of at the time of her death. During
i've years before her demise she made
as many as II wills. and the last will,
being contested in court, probate has
been granted on terms of settleemnt.
All of which goes to prove that man
proposes and the court finally dis
poses.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Life

Life is a strange combination. Be
fore boy is old enough to go to school
he awakens before daylight and wants
to get the whole family up. Later 1t
requires the whole family to get the
boy up. Still later on he gets back to
the early rising period. and again dis
turbs the peace Of the family.-Spring-
field, O., Sun.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Sold His Hat.

A clergyman at Yarmouth, England,
who was attending a ''rummage sale"
that was being held for charity laid a
new straw hat on the stall, and when he
turned around to get it a minute or two
later found that the energstie STALL
keeper had sold it for four cents to an
unknown purchaser.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Startling Result.

Hold up yer hands," demanded the
footpad, suddenly emerging from an
alley.
The victim lost no time in comply
ing.
Great Scott, old chap!" exclaimed
the foodpad, lost in wonder and aston
ishment as he looked at the hands, and
forgetting entirely the object OF the
meeting, What baseball club are you
ketchin' fur?"-Chicago Tribune.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Plenty There

Noting the fact that the sultan has
ordered a pack of British man-track-
ing dogs, with which to chase ami
mails in Turkey, the London Globe pre-
diets that the poor animals will be
worked to death in a week.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Boards in Birmingham.

Mr.. Holyoke, a British writer, re-
members a time when only four men
in Birmingham had the courage to
wear Boards" and only military Off
GERS were allowed to wear a mustache.
In the good old days, one pump in
yard had to serve working class fam
lilies.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22

A Viennese naturalist declares that
nearly all reptiles that die from natural
causes close their lives between night
fall and morning. and fewer still in day
light. Most reptiles seem aware Of their
approaching death, seeking out particu-
lar places and there awaiting the end.
while those whose lives are spent under
ground come to the surface before death.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Talented Princess,

It is said that Princess Charles Of Den
mark can bind book, steer boat, pull
an oar, knit a stocking, take a photo
graph, play chess and speak five Ian
guages. We would be obliged to the
princess if she would kindly find some
word to rhyme with silver.-Chicsgo
Record-Herald.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Thoroughbreds

Major Rippah-You can lead a boss
to water, sub, but you can't make him
drink
Colonel Cyatah-Yes, sub. That is
the reason bosses are so popular in
Kaintucky, sub. A noble and sagacious
animalI-Cleveland Leader.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Only q Slight Difference.

A northwest automobile enthusiast
has returned from a visit to the Fiji
islands and says that the natives pros
trated themselves before the machine
and called it the father Of all devils. {"
The only difference between US and the
natives is that we leap sidewise when we
denominate minneapolis Tribune.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Quicker Than ThonRht

The eyelids close involuntarily
whenever the human eye is threatened
with injury. II man had to think be-
fore shutting his eyes on such occas-
ions, he would be too slow to save the
eye.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Survival Of Children.

Out of every thousand children born,
sS9 survive their fifth year in New
Zealand, $50 in New South Wales.
and S44 in Victoria, as against 1877 in
Ireland, 762 in England and Wales,
751 in France. GA in Austria and 571
in Spain.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
German Housekeeping Schools

A report on the German travelling
schools for teaching scientific house
keeping, cooking and farm work to the
women connected with the agricultural
districts Of Baden, Bavaria, Thuringen
and Hesse declares them to have given
great satisfaction.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Free Lunch in Church

After having long been monopolized
by the corner saloon, the free lunch"
has been adopted by a church in Grip
pie Greek, Col. The pastor of the First
Christian church places among his
Sunday noGces the following: Lunch
will be served Immediately after
church, in the Endeavor rooms. Free
to all who attend services"
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
bahama plants

The plants Of the Bahama islands
have been found by DR.. w. C. Coker to
embrace $50 species. including 20 use
ful woods, six medicinal plans, ten in
digenous fruits, Is cultivated fruits
and ten ornamental trees.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Florida Coffee

"'The coffee has run out" said the
Florida boarding house woman, as the
New Yorker passed back his cup for
more Of the beverage.
Indeed" said the boarder; 81 didn't
think it was strong enough for that!"
-Yonkers Statesman.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Shocked the Lion.

A story with a moral comes from
Uganda. A lion. thinking it about time
to lunch, seized a white man and bit
him. His teeth went through a bottle
of whisky which them an was carrying
in his pocket, and this gave him such
a shock that he turned tail.-London
Globe.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
1Alphonse the Brave. -

Since his return to Spain, King Al
fonso has become popularity known
among his subjects as Alfonso the
Brave" on account of the GOODNESS
with which he behaved when the bomb
was thrown at him in Paris.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Qualified.

Chief-So you want a place on the
police force. What are your recon-
mendations?
Applicant-I've been henpecked for
20 years, and can listen to troubles by
the yard, without ever turning q
hair.-Detroit Free Press.
The broad ax., 1905-07-22
Wonder!

When a man is thinking of all the
mean things he can say in his bill for
divorce does he ever remember the
nice things he said before marriage?
One is probably as true as the other
Detroit Free Press.