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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

There is no objection to the presi-
dent exhibiting Jonathan.like
affection for Paul Morton, but it
doesn't help the shippers who suffered
throughout the Santa Fe rebate sys-
tam
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

It is some time since the General
Slocum disaster OF unpleasant men,
DRY, and no ore has been criminally
punished az yet, nor do the prospects
seem good that anyone will be. al.
though criminal negligence caused the
loss of thousand lives.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

China 10 talking boycott Of Ameri-
can goods. and Immediately the COT
ton goods exporters become philan.
thropists and want the exclusion law
literally construed.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

Mr.. Nurieh-Our daughter. Is to
be married tomorrow and we want .
couple Of officers to guard the pres.
Oots.
Chief OF Detectives-Yes, madam,
III send two Of my best plain-clothes
men
Mrs. Nurich-That would never do.
We want them to wear the handsom.
est uniforms they've got. This is to
bo q swell wedding.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

The way to settle the railroad rate
question Is easy. Let the government
own the roads, and hire the bright
men who make the rates now to look
after the rates then.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

The American railroads are trying
to beat tho record with swift trains.
and are also running q close race with
the Japs az life destroyers.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

And 1t still remains true that no
president since Lincoln has equaled
BENJAMIN Harrison in the making Of
clever and appropriate short addresses.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

There is q revolution IN Russia In
the great port of Odessa on the Black
Sea and In the manufacturing city
of Lode In Poland, tut that the
government will be overthrown il
doubtful. Unhappy Russia is drink
Ing to the dregs the cup of bitterness
filled by the misdeeds Of centuries.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30
Cake Was Sufficient.

Cake Was Sufficient.
W1fe-"John, is there any poison In
the house,"
Husband-"Yes: but why do you
ask"
Wife-"I want to sprinkle some on
this piece of angel cake and put Il
where the mice will get It. Wouldn't
that kill them?
Observation-Disclosures; but It isn't neces.
sary to waste the poison" Chicago
News.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30
A Wrong Simil0.

A Wrong Smile.
"Ah," he protested, my love for
you is the greatest thing In the world
It is larger than the world. It 10
wider than the sea- Let me pour 4
into your ears"
"Sir!" calculated the fair maid. DO
you mean to insinuate anything about
the size or shape OF my ears?"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

West Virginia has organized q state
board of trade. sensible idea. The
Massachusetts board of trade has Teen
a valuable factor In the growth Of
the Old Bay state.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

The American Bankers association
reports that bank robberies are on the
decrease. But It is pointed out thai
inside burglary is Increasing.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

We have turned prices
topsy turvy on everything in the store.
JACOB BURTON.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

One of Georgia's candidates for
governor lie In jail. Undoubtedly
barred from activity.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

Yale college has received q million
from John D. Rockefeller. Elihu Yale
Ia dead and can't object.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

Mrs. J. Deutsoh of Minneapolis, &C.
companied by Irene and Mosette Bur-
ton, Is visiting Mrs. B. Burton.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30
j The horse and bicycle are still here
In spite Of the automobile.

It looks as if the big insurance com.
panies need little old fashioned COM
mon sense honesty.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

Mn. n. W. Chance and daughter
returned from Pine River Wednesday
and the doctor is expected back tomor.
row. ~. ~. - ~
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-06-30

Driven To Il.
1--WE come to kill q printer" said
the little man.
ANY printer in PARTICULAR" asked
the foreman.
oh, anyone will do. I would prefer
a small one, but I've got to make some
sort of a show at fight or leave homo,
since the paper called my wite's ter
party a 'swiu affair."
Il All Depends.
He-"There is nothing that interests
a woman so much as mans love-"
She-"Oh, I don't know. Some
times there Is nothing 80 dtsinterest
Ing"
He-"For instance?"
She-"When he happens to DO In
love with some other woman"
The state herald., 1905-11-10
OLD FASHIONED FARE
Hot Biscuits. oriedle-c Cakes, Pies and
Puddlnos.

The food that made the fathers
strong is sometimes UNIT for the chill
drcn under the new conditions that
our changing civilization IL constantly
bringing In. One Of Mr. Dryan's neigh.
tors In the great state Of Nebraska
writes:
II was raised In the South. whore
hot biscuits. griddlcc cakes. pies and
puddlnes are eaten at almost every
mohl, and by the lime | located In
Nebraska found myself y sufferer
trcm N indigestion and ~ attendant
illa-distr.ss and pains alter meals,
nm almost constant headache. dull,
heavy sicoplnonf by day and sleep
lcssnoss A. nigh', loss Of nesh. impair
ed memory. oic,. etc.
u wes rapidly becoming ineanaei
tatod for business. when n valued
friend suggested chanry In my diet
the abandonment of heavy rich stun
aud the uso nf GfapeNuts food. ! fol
lowed the good advice end shall nj
ways ~ thankful that ! ail 20.
whatever may be- The experience
Of othofH the beneficial 'dccts Of tho
change were apparent IN my case al
most Immediately. Ny stomach
which hal rejected other food for 10
long. took 20 Grape Nuts most kindly.
In day or two my headache was
gone, I began 10 sleep hoalihfully ana
before week waa out tho scales
showed that my lost weight was com
linz back. Ny memory vas restored
with tho renewed yigor that felt In
body and mind, For three years now
Grape Nuts food has kept me In prime
condition. and propose 70 shall for
the rest Of my days
And by the way. my ~ year old
baby n aa fond Of Grape Nnts nH am.
always insists on having I. II Keeps
her ~ healthy and hearty nm they
make them" Name given by Postum
Co, Battle Cfook. Mich There's a
reason,
Read the little book The ROAD 10
Weilvllle" In pigs.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Mr, Bes,ic Mns/cy

To be such n successful wife, 20 re-
tain the love and hdyniratlon of her
husband 10 inspire him TO max, the
most Of himself, should be n woman's
constant study.
II n woman finds that her energies
nre tagging, thu, she gets rnsily tired,
dark shadows appear under her eyes.
shc has hnchnehr, headaches. bearing.
down pains. nervousness. whites, lrrcgs
ulnriilcs or the blues, she should start
nt once 10 build mp her system by u
,onlc with specific powers. such ~
Lydia 4. rinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound,
Following we publish by request \
letter from young wife.
Dear Mir, rlnkhamg
"Eyrr since my child was born have sIf
fefcsl, ~ lhnpn few women ever have, with w
n,mmntinn. female wenkne--, bearing dow
pains. hnrLaeh. AMI wrrtcho-i honilarhe.. l.
affecssi my stomach ~ could M, enjoy IA,
meals, aud half my TIM. waA sprni In hs.i
"iidia u pinkhams NegstAhlu Compound
made ma well woman, and ! feel NJ gfntrfnl
TIM, nm glad to wriin nnd tel YOU VI ~,
marvellous recovery II brought me hrnlih
npw life nni vitality ,irs ie.sir Ainslsy
Oh Rouih lnth Hir-ci, Tacoma, Wash.
What Lydia y. rinkhame Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs. AinAley II VIII
do Tor every slick nnd ailing woman.
N you have aympt0nH YOU don't un.
drrstand write 20 Mrs. l'inkham. ut
Lynn, Mass. Her advice !, srcs aud
always helpful.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Safety in Proprietary Medicines.

Replying to the charge that certain
popular proprietary medicines contain
narcotic drugs, an authority says:
Some years ago one OF the leading
pharmacists CT America, in connection
with some official work, undertook TO
ascertain. by an elaborate inquiry In
representative cities OF the country.
what percentage OF physicians pre-
scriptions contained narcotic drug
of some kind. Out OF 100000 repre-
sentative prescriptions. dispensed in
drug stores In all parts OF the United
States, It was found that 10 per cent
contained opium or some one OF its
preparations.
Proprietary medicines are almost
invariably accompanied by the most
detailed and specific directions for use.
while the directions accompanying
physicians prescriptions are generally
very bilef and sometimes illegible. II
ia also true that but moderate pro
portion of proprietary medicines con.
tain any poison or narcotic. and. when
they do. 1t Is generally in such small
quantities or so protected by accom-
panying antidotes, as to carry with 1t
40 danger whatever"
The state herald., 1905-11-10
To harness Inc s,ars.

A man who is fond OF working out
statistics and astronomical calculation
figures that the cotton factories oi
Lancashire. England. at present spin
about l55.0o0.o0O miles OF thread a
day. 50 that In six seconds they make
enough to go around the earth. In
one month they spin enough to reach
from here to the moon. The produc
lion Of eighteen days would reach from
the sun 90 Neptune. Counting $40
working days In the year. It would
take ,hom. at this rate. 900 years 10
spin enough thread 10 reach the near.
est stnr.-London It'd Bits.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Trail. In Forest Re.erves.

During the coming winter and spring
many miles of trails will be built in
o. the chief cares of the forest service
in the management Of the reserves is
to protect them against fire. The trails
will afford means of reaching all
parts of the forest reserves on horse
back and the fire lines will form want
age points from which the fire may be
attacked and there controlled.
The trails will be carefully planned
and constructed with an easy grade.
This does not involve much expense.
for in many sections perfectly good
trail can be built for $40 mile and
many miles will cost less than IS. The
rangers themselves will perform most
Of the work.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Sunday for Rest.

The Chicago & Alton Railroad has
come to the conclusion that work
ingman makes better employe for
having one day of rest every seven
days and will arrange its forces and
schedules to enable every man 1t en-
ploys to rest one day week, As far
as practicable that day will be Sunday
so as TO make sure the day Of rest is
not made day of dissipation.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Ack Your Nelahbors.

Gelatt, Pa. Nov. 9Th (SpeclaD-
Mrs. H. w. Sterns, well respected
resident of Gelatt, tells in convincing g
words, what Dodd's Kidney Pills have
done for her. She says:
II was great sufferer from Rheu-
matism, caused through my Kidneys
being out of order. was subject TO
1t for years. II would take me with
out warning, and while the attack
lasted | was so lame | could not get
around, So | had 10 send for Dodds
Kidney Pills. took them for three
days, but didn't feel much benefit, but
on the fourth day noticed great
change, the lameness in my back was
gone, and the pains used TO suffer
were less. | kept on with Dodd's Kid.
ney pills and now | am glad to say
| have no lameness nor pain of any
kind. | feel az II | didn't know what
Rheumatism was. shall never be
without Dodd's Kidney Pills in the
house, and bless the day first heard
Of them.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
CAPT. GRAHAM's CURE.
Sores on Face and Back-Tried Many
Doctors Without Success
Gives Thanks to
Cuticura.

Captain W. s. Graham. 1921 Eon
St. Wheeling. W. Va. writing under
date Of June II. 0i. says: Il am so
grateful ! want 10 thank God that a
friend recommended Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment 10 me. | suffered for a
long time with sores on my face and
back. Some doctors said had blood
poison. and Others that ! had BARRIERS
Itch. None OF them did me any good.
bnt they all took my money. My
friends tell mo my skin now looks as
clear as baby's. aud tell them all
that cuticura Soap and cu,icura oln,.
mcnt did It,"
The state herald., 1905-11-10
A TRULY IDEAL WIFI
HER HUSBANDS BEST HELPER
Vigorous Health IL the Great Source OF
tho Power TO Inspire and Encourage
All Womon Should Seek II.

One Of the most noted. successful and
richest men of this century. In u recent
article, has said. Whatever am and
whatever success have attained In
this world owe all 10 my wife. From
the day first knew her she has been
an inspiration. and the greatest help
mate OF my life"
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Deafness Cannot BE Cured

ss.ei F~pftiUn of the There l. only me say 10
rnts dssns.s snd that l. by constitutions remedies
bssfnets !. caused BY an innamrl cs1fiion q The
mucous lining Of the lustarhlsn tnhr. When TITS
tube Il iursfned you have afnnhns sound - I'M
perfect hearing and shrn II 10 ettrriy cpsed Desf'
nrss 10 the fesat, aud unlrss the Inflammation san hs
taken out aud this tuhs rssrd o. ~ normal rpndi'
liza, hearing Win be destroyed fufvsrfl niue eases
out ~ ten arc caused ny tAtaffh, ~hirh 70 nothing
but an inramsd e1udiiion ~ the Mucous suffsrcs.
W. siii give one itandf.i beiiar. fnf any case of
Deafness Caused Nv cAiaffhl that rsnnnt be cured
by lialfs eaisffh cure. send Tor ein'ulafs, free
y. =, ciitALf 90, 1slsao, o.
Sold ~ nfuFE'sts iie.
Isss FAIRS fsmii, l'il. fot osnaipaiiaa.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

So chromos or cheap premiums. but
n better quality and one-third more
OF Defiance Starch for the same price
Of other starshes.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

riso's cure cannot bc too highly spoken of AZ
q cough cure-i. ". o'iinirr, ma 4 iiid Ava
~, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan q, ipoo
The state herald., 1905-11-10
TEA

Every woman takes IL ~ u great
compliment To herself to have her
daughter engaged,
The state herald., 1905-11-10

Possibly the proper study nf man
kind II mnn-bni there is more Fun In
studying woman.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
The state herald., 1905-11-10

"pld they name the baby after ~
rich unclef' M. when D.. saw II HI
ofrered them 10000 not %
The state herald., 1905-11-10

Some widows and wldowers dyc thsii
hair black out of respect for the MON
ofy of III. dear departed
The state herald., 1905-11-10

nrosH some men ~ In feminine an
pafei ana you eoulhhi tell them from
WninHn.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

rifsnias shine only when in motion
Moral Keep hsmuNin'
The state herald., 1905-11-10

what do you think of co-education
In our colleges" II think from the
Irritation one hears of, 1t is coo-cducn-
ton"
The state herald., 1905-11-10

will ure no other. Defiance cold Wa.
tor starch has no equal In Quantity
or Quaiity-is ~. fof 10 cents. Other
brands contain only 4. OK.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

Nisiior-what causes your sister "a
limp. Bessieg Bessie taged fonrl-
Hers dot a onion on her foots
The state herald., 1905-11-10
TEA

n innH, be . shallow book that pso.
'le are Obliged TO Mad. ihfoush,
The state herald., 1905-11-10
rho., VINO NAN. rrIrd II

. Mp9Ssesy sq .g.s e 20 % ssSSf &. sS AZ iSs' IKE s 4
The state herald., 1905-11-10

when a man j. down he need tsal
nothing but kirkH
The state herald., 1905-11-10

e1Ye p.rn,snsnt, ea.,li sani. ~ nsfsaus,s.s .ns'
pvb0 hrst dsf nee ~ hf khH siifsat Nfffs hssiHf
-, hsnd faf iHtt 100 iFis i-l,tis uHi tfssiiss
The state herald., 1905-11-10

Don't overlook the smallest oppor.
tunity, II Will grow.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
some money,

yourrrocsr return, you: mOae, ifyoa aonrHl.
schllllng'f Best.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

Mrs.. Wtnsiow's SOOTHING sytor.
ror shidf.a ta-thns, hoftshs The rifus, reduces h
nAlasnsls, ALIAS p-n, sufrs I'D uoiia. - .,ptus.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

II is far better to take people as they
are than to waste valuable time In try
ing to make them as they should be.
The state herald., 1905-11-10

The elevator pilot In a twenty-stor,
building does a great deal 10 elevat'
mankind
The state herald., 1905-11-10

She-Do you like cosy corner in
room? He-No. think they're fierce!
never got in one yet. that somebody
didn't try 10 make me propose,
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Insist on Getting II.
TEA

Don't you know our tea
yete
You have missed a good
deal of comfort and lost
some money.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
TEA
What is the tea mood?
Is there a tea mood?
A contemplative mood.
Would a little hurt?

write for our .no-lsds- Book. a. schuta. g..
Company, san franci.so
The state herald., 1905-11-10

.rhe beef trust IL stlll doing It's best
90 make us heed Mr., fdiHons Mathlht
against eating too much.
The state herald., 1905-11-10
TEA

A fuzzy taste the next morning
makes q fellow feel down IN the mouth
The state herald., 1905-11-10
Tha Colorado SaddIerV Co.

Wholesale Manufacturers Of Harness an.N
saddles OF etsIy sUl. Ash ,our dealer iat
oui good n lie does not keep them g,Is
wi You IN touch with one who does
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-09-22

commissioner Of education would
have the temel'ity TO issue u clean
bill to John d. Rockefeller, the most
CONSPICUOUS representative OF the
trust system. They know it now.
When the Burtous and the
Mitchells and the Drpews pleaded
for the election of the Republican
ticket in order that the business
interests might he protected and
nutiOnnn honor preserved and the
government nt Washington upheld
they did not know that the Bur
tons, the Mitchclls, and the De-
pews-in the senate, III the lower
house and in the executive offices
rs we'll as in the great banks Of
the cOuntry-were not nearly so
interested in the defense Of nation.
al honor ms they We're in the cied-
ton of enlarged opportunities for
plumber. They know it now.
When these eminent champions
# national honor" and bust.
ueSs interests" pleaded for the
defeat of the Democratic party and
pointed to the election of the Re
publican ticket AS the ouIy patri.
ptic course, the people did not
know that the hand was the hand
of Esau, but the voice was the
voice OF Jacob" But they know
it now The Commouer.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-09-22
Superiiuous Mathematics

A story is told of certain famous
inventor who is fortunate enough t.
be able TO employ n large stan OF en-.
gineers and mathematicians to aid him
In the solution of knotty problems.
Some time ago the inventor desired TO
ind the cubic capacity of certain yes.
sci of unsymmetrlcal proportions. and
asked his mathematicians to solve the
problem. As the story goes, the
mathcmaticians spent weeks of time
filled their books with their calcula.
tions and finally presented what they
said was n close approximation TO the
true result Thereupon the famous In.
ventor placed the vessel on a plat.
form scale, filled 1t to the brIm with
water, obtained its weight when fun
and when empty, and in few minutes
he had result as good as the mathe.
maticians-for that particular vessel.
Engineering News.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-09-22
PRAISES CHINESE SAILORS.
Shipmnster Who Has Tried Them
Says They Work Hard and
Never Complain.

Chinese sailors have not heretofore
been highly regarded as u rule, bat a
shipmastcr who has made tour OF
the world and recently landed In Bos-
ton Is authority for the statement that
Cinnamon make the best OF sailors,
states the New York sun He had
command of u crew of AZ officers and
men, of whom "a were Chinese In
speaking of his crew he said:
Il LEFT New York ia December for
Australia and New Zealand ports with
crew of Americans and Englshman
| had no more than got out of the har-
Dor before there was trouble, and II
lasted all the time we were ut sea-
and when We got into a port the men
got drunk.
This has been my experience with
crews for years but | determined to
make a change. | had seen ships with
Chinese sailors and heard the captains
tell of their good qualities, and finally
| determined to try them.
AT Singapore fired my New York
crew and replaced it with Chinese |
paid the fares of the New York sail
urs to their home ports and was glad
to get rid of them Since that day
the experience of myself and my fell
low officers has been glorious one.
The continuous grumbling and kick
ing has ceased.
The Cinnamon work hard and
dcr-loying crowd, and II better lot of
sailors never walked the decks.
THE time will come when they will
be found on every ship. When they
reach a port they do not rush ashore
and get drunk and then come aboard
and begin to abuse every one"
The Cinnamon are satisfied to take
a short shore leave only. They do not
quarrel, they do not drink to excess.
They are placid and docilc and are not
inclined to mutlny.
American captains on foreign voy-
ages are, from present indications,
likely to have much to do with Chi
nese sailors In the future The mari
time business Of the Philippines is
largely in the hands OF Chinese mer-
chants at present and many Of the
sailors In Philippine ports come from
Hong Kong.
There Is n large Chinese population
in Hawaii. too, and many sailors
shipped in Hawaii for voyages to
America are Cinnamon.
Though Englishmen and Scotchmen
are excellent sailors 1t was found
some years ago deslrahic for English
shipowncrs to seeuCr for tropical or
semi-tropical voyages men less easily
affected by intense heat and East In
dian or l.ascar sailors have been found
TO fulfill this requirement. In much
the same way It Is predicted that Chi
nese sailors will become popular as
seamen for American ships on voyages
south of the line.
The Farmington times and herald. (Farmington, St. Francois Co., Mo.) 1902-1905, 1905-09-22
FROM FOREIGN SOURCES.

During the past 10 years London has
trebled her debt and doubled her tax
rate.
a William and Mary copper iarthing,
dated 1852, intrinsic value half a cent,
was sold the other day at auction in Lon
don for 1856.
All idiots or cretins in the Alps are to
be treated at government expense, with
tablets of extracts of the thyroid Jf
sheep and other domestic animals.
The underground stations on the Lon
don tube" railway are to adopt an
American idea. Each is to be painted
conspicuously in different cOlurs.
An Austrian army officer cut himself
under the chin In shaving. the green
collar of his tunic rubbed against he cut
and he died Of blood poisoning
Buhl work is said to be very popular
now in England II is furniture made
OF wood, tortoise shell or other costly
material, pierced and inlaid with metal
or pearl
The demand for gas works in small
towns down to 1900 inhabitants is in.
creaslng in Germany. Last year 80 new
gas works were established in such
towns at n cost OF from s22, 500 to $50, 900.
The Mcndesley (English) parish coun-
ell, which struck out new line In mu.
nicipallzatlon by starting poultry
farm, has realized profits on the first
years working which are equal to n re.
duction In the parish taxes of cent
and a fifth on the dollar.
Cardinal Richclmy has instituted a
movement TO secure funds for the cree
ton of a monument to Christopher
Columbus In the neighborhood OF st.
Peters, Rome. TO commemorate the
four hundred and forticth anniversary
Of the great discoverer's death.
A commodious building will soon be
opened In the Commercial road. IN the
East End Of London, which will be used
by the United synagogue as court.
house, In which the chief rabbi and other
members Of the Beth Din" will sit daily
to hear Jewish disputes brought before
them for adjudication.