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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
II want no sniveling or blubbering

Il want no sniveling or blubberns
at my funeral" said Edward Teale
Devens. a well-known citizen of Santa
Rosa, Cal. He died there RECENTLY
after leaving directions for his ere
nation and naming certain friends
whom he wished to attend. He set
apart a sum Of money for their ex
penses, railroad fares, hotel bills and
fine dinner. including drinks and
cigars. He ordered that there should
be no mourning no sadness around
his bier, but that joy and cheerful
ness should mark the occasion.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A lottery ticket caused the suicide
Of poor cabinet maker in Antwerp
He had been informed that the ticket
had failed to draw prize. and ne
lighted his pipe with it. The next
day he discovered that it was entitled
to a prize of about fifteen hundred
dollars. He was SO enraged that he
cut his chid's throat, and then com.
mitted suicide
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
Of everyday use in the market and
who is reasonably satisfied with the
old we would suggest that a trial Of
Defiance Cold Water Starch be made
at once. Not alone because it is guar.
anteed by the manufacturers to be su.
perior to any other brand, but because
zach 10c package contains 16 ozs,
while all the other kinds contain but
" ozs. 1t Is safe to say that the lady
who once uses Defiance Starch will use
20 other. Quality and quantity must
yin
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The Massachusetts Supreme Court
has decided that man must be in
good health when he takes out a pol
icy. Hence the large number of men
who are in the insurance business for
their health.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The highest bridge in GERMANY !,
that which sps.,s the Wupper River
at Mungsten. The bridge Ia tbraa
hundred and ninety-two feet ahovs
the water. 1t was completed in 1907
and is one Of the most magnificent
railroad bridges in Europe.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
PRESIDENT is FIRM
ON EXTRA SESSION

Washington, July 23.-Special dis.
patches from Oyster Bay say the
president has determined on Nov. IL
as the date to begin the extra session.
1t will be called for rate legislation
and also legislation on the Panama
canal and the tariff, according to adj
vices to the Washington Star,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Shrimps which carry. their own
Rights, have been discovered by the
Prince of Monaco in the course Of his
deep-sea fishing in the Mediterranean.
They live at depth Of 100 to 1000
fathoms, and are studded with small
phosphcrescent spots, which light
their way through the gloomy depths
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
Japs Land Troops.

st. Petersburg, July 24.-The cor
respondent Of the Novoe Vremya with
the Russian Eleventh army corps says
that Japanese torpedo boats, during
thick mist and rain, approached
several bays near Vladivostok and
that they se1lt landing party ashore
"a the gulf near Possiet bay.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Rat catchers are men of conse.
iuence in Manila. A clergyman, who
'ecently returned from the Philiu.
Zines delivered a lecture in San Fran.
cisco, in which he described a mu.
licipal parade. Among the process.
,onists was company of rat catch.
srs, who marched trap in hand.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
FRISCO ON THE ANXIOUS SEAT
Runor Is AfIoat That Chinese AGENTS
Have Count MN an1ad 1 ,.~>

no'"o' 10 EHodt mat CnIneSe Agents
Have Countermanded Large Orders.
San Francisco, July 2S.-Local mer.
chants interested in the trade with
China have been rather anxious over
rumor afloat that the Chinese boy.
,ott against American goods had gone
INTO effect and that all the big milling
and flour companies had received
stop orders from their agents in the
Orient and that existing contracts
had been cancelled
China buys about $22O,OOO,0OO worth
Of foreign goods annually. OF this
amount about $20,OOO,00O comes from
the United States, of which about 81.
100000 comes from San Francisco,
Of the latter amount nearly one-third
Is flour. about 100000 barrels being
exported.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

In the village of Waddesdon, Eng.
land. curious custom prevails. On
any morning or evening person car
claim a free drink of new milk from
a COW specially kept for the benefit o.
thirsty wayfarers This animal il
known as the aims cow" and wher
she dies another has to be provided
by the parish.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

"What is the difference between a
practical and theoretical farmer?"
"A theoretical farmer" answered
Farmer Corntossel, lis one that in
ssts on tryin' to make livin' off the
farm, an practical one jes' faces the
inevitable an turns the place over to
sumer boarders. "-Washington Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The crown prince Of Portugal, who
broke down while taking the queen
and two young princes automobiling,
has at any rate learned the great truth
that the obstinate sparkling plug fear
eth not royalty, nor the leaky valve
the headSman &
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Paul Morton has cut the salary of
Gage E. Tarbell's stenographer from
$4,000 to $4,000 year. Mr.. Morton
may as we'll be given to understand
now that he will from this time on be
regarded as real mean.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A London literary man has had the
MSS of his latest look burned twice
1t was a history Of Venice, but he
must have made it dreadful dry. He
made four drafts OF it, but evidently
forgot to open the damper.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

An experienced farmer in Delawar.
asserts that If one half of the fruit
# a heavily laden tree is removed bv
picking, the remainder will be of her.
Ar quality. The product will also
,e as many bushels as though all Of
The fruit had remained on the tree
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Mamma-"My dear, what are you
loing?" Little Notwithstanding {
dolly for my little sister," Mamma
But you haven't any little sister"
Little Daughter-"No, not yet, but
Sally Stuckup has just got one, and
know we always get everything the
Stuckups do."-Illustrated Bits.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

In case Of domestic trouble BEFORE
New York magistrate, the official
directed the man to kiss his wife.
make up, return home and live sweet.
ly together. The woman seems WILL
ing, but the man doesn't. "Kics my
wife because must! Not on your
life!" The domestic trouble continues.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The Chicago man who has adver-
tised for a stenographer, requesting
that she "state her age" will doubt
less be surprised to learn that all lady
stenographers are between the ages
of 1S and %.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

"Statistics show that more than
five thousand people disappear every
year in this country and are never
heard from again." But confound it,
they never happen to be the people
we owe money to."-Chicago Record
Herald.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
Here is Relief for Women.

Mother Gray, nurse in New York,
discovered a pleasant herb remedy for
women's ills, called AUSTRALIAN.
LEAF. Cures female weaknesses. Back
ache, Kidney, Bladder and Urinary
troubles At all Druggists Or by mail
Soc, Sample mailed FREE. Address,
The Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N. Y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Abdul Hamid, Sultan of Turkey, is
The case wouldn't be so bad if the sui
tan could only feel sure that the doc
tor wasn't trying to poison him.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Miss Abbie .Taggart of California
has killed seven bears and noun
tain lion, but she candidly admits that
she has never scrubbed the kitchen
floor.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Kind Lady-"Oh, what a naughty
little boy you have! Doesn't he know
It's wrong to hit his mother with that
big stick?" Proud Mother-"Och!
donta blame me choild, ma'am. He's
only doing what he sees his father do,
bless m."-Pick-Me-Up.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

There is no merchandise that awak-
ems fairer fancies, starts lovelier
dreams, or calls forth sweeter remin.
iscence, than bunch of fishing poles
in front of a grocery.-Onio State
Journal.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The old bachelor who declared he
would have nothing to do with women
because they are deceiving and hard
to see through lived before the DAYS of
the peekaboo waists.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot.Ease.
A powder. 1t rests the feet. Cures Swol-
zen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating
Feet and lngrowing Nails. Atall Drug.
gists and Shoe stores, Is cents. Accept
no substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Address A S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
Lightning struck Sender Olsen, Of

Lightning struck Sender Olsen, OF
WOODBURY., Ore. and clearly shaved
one side of his face, removing an
eyebrow and half of his mustache.
He was unconscious for an hour, bu.
received no injury. On looking at
his face in the mirror, he couldn't
believe that the lightning had shaved
him, and declared that he had been
the victim of practical joke.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Juni Aho, the Finnish poet, has
been granted a pension of $3.50 year.
If he has any spunk that will hardly
be enough to keep him from writing
poetry.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A shortage in the Maine spruce gum
crop is reported. Otherwise the af-
fairs of the nation seem to be going
as smoothly as could be expected at
this time.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Bombita, who is considered the
Seatest Spanish bullfghter of the
age,' has just retired, at the age Of
thirty, with fortune of 100000, and
jewels amounting to $4,000 more
The jewels were the gifts of admiring
enthusiasts.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The Pennsylvania Judge VINO decid-
kitchen wisely refrained from specify
ng whether he meant the mistress
If the house or the hired girl.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Cholly-"I s-say, guide; ! think we
are following these pear tracks in the
wrong direction" Guide-"Oh, no.
We will soon catch up with him."
Cholly-'T-thatsw what ! m-meant. -
Judge
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Acknowledgements wife used to be
awfully stout, and now she is quite
thin. What caused the change, !
wonder?" Marlow-"Divorce. This
isn't the same wife."-Town and
Country.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Japan has refused China's demand
for voice in the peace negotiations.
China must have bigger army and
better navy before 1t begins to as.
) sumo that it has rights which o.her
stations have to respect
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Gaspard De Chugchug-"Di-did
monsieur advertise for a chauffeur"
Old Griggsby-"I did, but you amt
the one. I'm hoping the son Of gun
will apply who ran over me last
week."-Puck.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Professor Chalkdown-"Now, what
little boy will make up a sentence
illustrating the meaning of the word
'triangle'?' Little Sammy-"Well,
II grubs won't ketch EN- try angle.
worms."-Judge.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
The woolless sheep is seen only in
Barbados. How 1t came there no one
knows, but it is supposed to have
come from Africa.

"By Jove, that Miss Darlington
swims like fish," "She must take
after her father. He used to drink
that Chicago Record-Herald.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

You can't persuade the fireworks
men that the s15,0OO.0OO which it is
estimated was spent for fireworks for
the celebration of independence day
was misappled.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Both Germany and France claim to
be victorious in the Moroccan affair.
Wouldn't this be splendid old world
if all quarrels could end in that lovely
way?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A summer in which a Newport So
ciety woman was not robbed of some
enormously valuable jewels would not
seem like the real thing.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Foreigners in Japan are not pei
mitted to own real estate, or mort
cages thereon, or any interest in
mines or railroads.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

One of the scientists says chickens
propagate tuberculosis. 1t will be
best, however, to keep on shutting
the coop at night.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A New York woman left her hus.
band because he gambled. She says
his money is tainted. Her conclusion
seems to be regular.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The bees of Brazil hang their m,
eycombs at the end of the slenderes,
twig. at the very summit of troo
TO be beyond the I zach of m,.raue'
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

One of the evil results of the war
for Japan is that it has shown her
how easy it is for her to borrow
money.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Every time man makes love to
ais wife he makes a profitable in
yestment.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Rubbing the nose is, according to a
German professor, relief for hay
fever. So is sneezing, but it doesn't
seem to last
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A Berlin professor says that ham
mering will cure q red nose. The best
cure is to quit.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

FREE-52-page copyright book, advice to
Victims Great White Plague (Tuberculosisl"
ors Van Hummell, GA 14th St., Denver, Colo.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

With 10-cent cotton, and water
melons going funk! funk! the south
is just naturally happy.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

It is only case Of introspection
when person sees no good in the
world.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

&c. H. Sothern, the actor, is soon to
have book of verses published" Oh,
we'll, he can afford it.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A man seldom realizes what cold
world this is until his creditors begin
to make it hot for him.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

There is so much charity to do that
if people did it somebody woul1have
to do it for them, it would make them
30 poor.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

There are too many people in this
world who are in favor of the good,
but opposed to its enforcement.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

"Dr. David Kennedy Favorite Remedy
cured my wife Of a terrible disease. With pleasure
testify to Its marvellous efficacy Jsweet Albany N Y
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Champion May Sutton Is consider
ably above the California peach aver
age.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

The Cynical Bachelor rises to re-
mark that a man can have one wife
too many, but not one too few.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

A guinea pig loses no time in grow.
ing. In six weeks after birth it at.
tains it's full growth.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Every girl imagines she would be
queen in society but for the fact
that she has more sense than beauty.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Try me just once and I am sure tn
some again. Defiance Starch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
Iowa State Bystander
Ryetander Pub. Co.
IOWA
DEs MolNE s.

It may be true that radium will cure
snake bite, but that's all.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

When the collection plate is passed
some people are always ready to put
- lss! gooa nord ~ reli don
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

Thieves regard life from an abb
stract point of view.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28
Importapt to Mothers,

The mistakes Of other people are
always more or less amusing to US.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

In Liberia the sun is standard t,,..
t rises exactly at 4 A. NJ, ana a.
At s P. NJ. throughout the wear s aNs
8 vertically overhead at noon aua
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-07-28

In marrige one and one make two
in divorce one and one leave two.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-09-23

sons weekly under Prof. stephens, for
the next six months; all music classes
In the university will also be free to
them. Quite number Of applicants
are now entered and any Others may
do so during the week The contest
vii begin at o'clock p, m.
One week later the opera class viii
open. In this class II is proposed 70
carefully study number Of the great
operas, beginning with either Norma"
or I'll Troyatore." Every detail Of
the opera viii b. treated and explained,
and every member OF the class viii be
enabled to become as familiar with all
the solo work as well as the chorus IN
the opera. Should a public presenta-
ton be decided upon, which Is likely
the best singers In the city will assume
the leading roles This class win
open Monday evening, oct. o. at 1880,
at the Brigham Young Memorial hall,
and the tuition fee for the winter sea-
son will be but 81,
Prof. Anton Petersen Is organizing
a band of 90 instruments this fall at
All Hallows college, and finds the most
intelligent boys that he ever had IN
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-09-23
Prof. Stephens Hears
1.-The jolly MWsk@Geer, "

All how much we owe by this time
to that duo OF singers Spencer and
Pyper, What memories OF the absent
and gone were brought home TO me and
how tho tears rushed to my eyes as |
heard Mn DOugall singing Friends
Fr,euds" Some have said that friend
Pyper is no actor To me he ig all that
is natural, manly and modest. l have
heard also chat Spencer is no vocalist
20 me- there is real expression I'm his
voice, and through an the stream Of
fnn making 1 hear am undertOne of IN
tense earnest expression that holds my
heart fast 10 him. Indeed n there is
any drawback 10 me I'm such perform
auCcs as that OF the "Muskcteer' II ia
that | feel constantly that | wish |
could hear those splendid voices I'm the
real article, i'm standard opera, where
every emotion Is IN earnest, Who could
help but note the superiority of that
more exalted pleasure that stole over
us all as even the prelude of the
Pearl of Braziw song was broken intol
There were charming moments OF ever
earnest dramatic and musical work ln
the opera proper but how superior this
was 90 anything else OF the evening
Cvery one will attest This was our
one glimpse OF the real stun" opera
* made OF. thou"h even this is oousid-
cred 'Iipht' Double that chorus. Add
40 or 10 To the orchestra, Put those
singers and others We have Ono our city
into the principal roles Of operas Ike
"Il TTovaJore" "\ouu0 " Faust cIH.
mud keep them on their mettie, ond
what floods Of divine music we might
enjoy. 7 fee sure We arc capable NJ
that today ~ home In the meantime
let ma be grateful for such splendid
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-09-23

lgato, the words Of which are by Mrs,
Lydia d. Alder and the music by Mr.
Ed Kimball, both Of this city
The Berlmo boys will appear Monday
afternoon and Tuesday evening next IN
the Phillips Congregational church. The
two older boys, aged S and 4, are must
cal prodigies, and have astonished Salt
Lake musicians by their familiarity
with the classic composers while the
youngest child, aged =, has memory
that is equally astonishing. Nine.
Berlino the mother Of the children, 5
with them and conducts their program.
She Is herself an accomplished musl-
clan,
At Barratt hall on oct. II Prof. j, A..
Anderson, the well knoWl pianist, Will
present two Of his advanced pupils for
public hearing Among the numbers 30
be rendered will be Sonata op. 81 No, 3,
Beethoven, Rlgoletto- Paraphrase YER
di-LAs2t; Impromptu with variations,
Schubert: Mendessohn Concert In G.
minor with second plano, Bird study
by Henselt.
The following artists will accompany
Nine. Eames on her appearance IN the
Salt Lake Tabernacle, Friday evening,
oct. ~ next, JOSEF Holman. the
Dutch cellist; Senior Emil Gogorza, the
Spanish baritone; and Herr Amhert
Weber, pianist The Tabernacle choir
and great organ will be heard as part
of the program,
The First Baptist choir viii sing to-
morrow morning the anthem, THE Lord
Is Exalted"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-09-23

cltaness OF voice that would mako
many an Older singer envy her. Her
victory is all the more conspicuous. be-
cause she was the youngest OF all the
contestants
Grand musical festival IN the SHIT
lake Tabernacle. April S.
DESERET NEWS-"A decided HE
was made by another young singer
Miss judith Anderson. whose voice as
a contulto is as remarkable as Nan
ME Touts as q soprano
SALT LAKE TRIBUNE-"NTl Ju-
dith Anderson the child contrato,
gave "a Dream by Bartlett Miss
Judith has deep rich voice, which
gives promise of great success
1905
GERMAN TIMES. Borlln-"A young
American student. Miss Judith Ander-
son OF Salt Lake city a pupil OF Ma
dame Blanche CorolI sang for mo
first time IN Berlin and created a fine
Impression
BERLGNER MORGEN POsT-"NIss
judith Anderson an American singer,
w7s heard On her selection from sam.
son or D8lil8,' Her voice is @ heouu-
iul conU6it1 and has q fue range"
"BERIINER TAGEBLATT-"N
Judith Anderson from American sang.
Her voice ls Coutraito of a beautiful
soft ana veIyety quality The singer
made a good Impression
VDRRSTDUg yEITTNg -.lrss An.