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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
HE FOUND 1T
just as Recommended

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by the experience given above. The
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
PRESS AND PULPIT

The church survives only as tradition; pulpit today
Is the newspaper"
So says prominent lawyer hut he Is ushuly mistaken.
power church become aueh that IA
doinater secular would have spoken the
The the public thought feeling
mankind
& bad %
because
It is because moral sentiment OF the public Requires
The progressive keep with puhis oralr
q appeal
mars Increasing love for Which other agencies than @ how
have promoted.
ne assertion that the church survives only as tradition ~
n
growth In this country the 1901 the ropa church has
addi sAi' TO Us ueHefshh making It's present membership 49,
sst This
population The Presbyterian
hstsp 2 pr cent The Methodist and Baptist increase Is -
Catholic
believed increase O. nearly per
Abbott called
a Macarthur
had rather BE- uubslyer believer
that a nom the eauTva which would have the ved be-
steadily euyasa thai IDEAL ana suiva enthusiasm and activity
uakng applicable everyday %
4 IA
me nothing prime purpose.
1t nevertheless svslsr.
directly
pulpit gives a II all knowledge II the
deal whether they eek because 1t Is the NE that
Tested
pulpit keeps burning the press waves On The
est shadows
pres
world. supply
place pulpit
that the iueucae principles
Il
religious civilization
NOTED before. the pulpit
the institutions n
complain
preach portray They
mission nisunderatand conditions
living pictures
o. Of
condition. q
q
old that rlueus with living.
Illumination the
between through pulpit
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
TWO Y0UHG MEN
PROMOTED

For the past two months the Of
ficlala of the Great Northern Rail
road company have been consider
ING the adyiaablllty II establishing
new pont Of commercial agent ~
hclliuEham. This was decided after
the visit - Ben Campbell 20 that
city and the position has been given
20 George 70 Smith. recent contract
ing agent AZ Vancouver.
Edwin H. stephen. vho has been
serving In the poaitipn Of assistant
ticket agent At Spokane. has been
appointed 10 succeed Mr Smith
Both are young men and well known
kanNn Do railroad lIr.Iea.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

MUSLIN AND Lace ron LINGERIE WAIST.

front. a. accomplished with tucked
orFandle edged with lace Lace
edElng can be used II preferred The
collar matches the eiEinB Of the
halcru
Fix. shows the back The ruf
floa are set on a. IN front but the
tucked material is drawn down aud
fitted into a girdle Of white elk ct
velvet The sleeve boleru 30 carried
out both In front and the back
This waist can be uf muHlln. Lawn.
figured orEaudls OF stamped net. all
dainty materials Tot budiCca.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
Your head is all right,
so is your heart

IT'S yourliyer that Is notall right.
And your siek-headaches, bill
iousness, dizzy spells, indiges-
ton, constipation prove IL.
Ayers Pills are regular liver
pills. They make wrong liyers
right Sugar-eoated. all yegeta-
bic. Sold for 90 years. 80. c aY' s &C.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

The lingerie bodice viii be the
popular mid winter and aprlnE bod
leo ThIa Ia especially pretty for
girls. bat not too frivolous fer the
young Of middle aged mairuu
ucrn Is shown dainty creation
nf white urEhudlc trimmed with
yaloutleunea lace tig shows the
front ur the bodice The foundation
consists NJ plain hadige With
sleeves. front and back ruffied With
orsaudte rulnea. edged Nth lace
aud set GA With fagotlng ar feather
autehgry The boloru effect. in
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

The registration az the university
for the second semester la pro-
crossing finely. The enrolment
now exceeds the total number that
vas registered % the eud II the
e. hael year last June. there being
now nearly SEQ students enrolled
Most Of those coming In this week
are from accredited high schools
and other universities and viii take
regular work. T-cw special students
have registered.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
TACOMA MAN
is APPOINTED

OLYMPIA. Jan. 3i.-Gov. Mead
has ann0uced the appointment Of
Charles =. Hubbard. Of Tacoma. a.
state labor commissioner, TO succeed
State Labor Commissioner William
Blaekman. whose term expires on
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

April { Tho appointment Of Mr.
Hubbard Is effective April I.
Mr. Hubbard o. a locomotive en-
giueer In the employ % the North
ern Pacific. running between Taco
ma and EtiensburE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

Chinese Inspector wyeon satur-
day arrested fivo alien Chinese In
thu lower part % the city. The
men came 10 this country a few
months azo from British Columbia.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

The little baY Il very brave
when ho In alisl plays al niEht.
And re- kieaalY In darkest hooks.
From comrades hides without a
fright.
Hut when he's safely hack at home
lie fears 70 enter his own room
Uulraa his mother lrada him ia
And with 4 lamp dlapria the
gloom
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
THINK KOU, COLONEL

gracious tribute paid The by afternoon
competitor Times editorial the Sundays issue.
which Colonel Wslhea zays pride
with possibly exception rE SEATTLE STAR IN the
Washington that
tell che truth about the hshs the lowest and ID ii AZ
thank COLONEL aulrudit recognition Of
The stars tcagleaaness aud la the community.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

To visit California some time Now
lH the best time Why travel by
water when our time Ia shorter ?
Tho Southern Pacific company OPP
crates two daily trains by plrtnH-
oauuc shasta route Tickets. reser-
yailons and descriptive literature At
Union Ticket office. COS First ave
nue. h. g. Ellis. Gen. Agent -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

The program for the annual baus
quet Of the aWshinEtou volunteers
az the Lincoln next Saturday even
lnE has been completed. Governor
Mead and MAYOR Ballinger. az we'll
"a military officers throughout the
state. will deliver addresses
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

-Why hsw have yuu ever had
the courage 10 aear that one Ia pub
hey"
"Of course. have It's BY far the
abandonment gown ~ ali~
But didn't the people think IL
was iuunnirat
"No. they didn't seem %. nut
then I must admit ! never wore u
except Co a charity bail"
That Kentucky Jockey who vaa
hanged luat In the strctch-bY a
neck.
Rich mand. Va. vas pleased bY
Rev Dr. Elijah John Alex Dowte a.
he passed through the city the 9th
or day. In fact as be only passed
through tho city. Richmond should
feel that Il vas douhly blessed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

This Is the time Of year when the
rouutrY exchanges again arrive
wrapped In leaves FROM the Con
gre luual Record
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

Every once In awhile you hear
OF a general near Mukden having a
narrow varaur when shell from
the ynrmYH iiurH burst nehr
him and KILLED an enlisted man.
The generals should make The en-
lIatod man keap outside the ia. f1aut
llne,
How doth the little busy test"
Delight "a click and hum
And pat your telrphnuld coz
Ncraatian uu the bum 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

What IL the difference between a
tnnaorial artist and harbgrs
There vas = young woman 81 nel-
prr.
Whose lover vas rather a les
she gave bin the miu
tQultr frosty Wa iD
riuranned him and avnt him Ave
The message 81 the new governor
90 Connecticut advises the lrEIala=
urr - nasa a bin falling auto
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
va STAR DUST


scorrhora. Tho new governor must
by a poor man
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
W. NATURAL HISTORY

The shark ssima In the orcan blue
And wears q I'm triangular,
And when athirat doth % akidoo
Ia haste u find the harhor baf.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31
on the RouGH 1INE.

You and Miss Cheltcnham nra
not thrown together az much a. yoft
used 10 be"
"No ahe boards the car early and
manages to uud a scat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

iiiEElndyulgrledY. my black hen.
She lays ezEa when days are hot
And eggs are cheap. but winter DAYS
When eggs are high. why. she
lays not.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

What has become 90 the front
parlnr that had a big family bible
ON the center table,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

Go to splnnlngs for bicycle re
pairs 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

"Baihhouaa John" wants 10 run
for mayor Of Chicago on the Nat
form. Live aud LET live" That's q
reflection on the Chicago police
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

wann rnaM JOSH WISE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-31

A fcllcr tht8au [
remember anything
except whut aIat
vorth rcmemharln
might iiat az uell not
remember anything
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
PHEASANTS KILL GROUSE.
Imported Birds Proving Harmful to Do
nestle Game Interests.

Sanguinary combats between Mongo-
liam pheasants and ruffed grouse are re-
ported by New England sportsmen,
whose attention to the deadly enmity
existing between the two birds was at
tracted by finding dead grouse in the
covers. The Monaghan pheasant has
been released in considerable numbers in
western Massachusetts for propagating
purposes, hunters being Of the opinion
that the pheasant would be able to with
stand the rigors Of New England winters
better than quail, which are fast disap-
pearing.
In view of the predatory tactics Of
the imported pheasant sportsmen fear
that it will be necessary to eXterminate
the newcomer, with the alternative of
the extinction Of both quail and grouse.
The pheasant is considered less desir-
able than either quail or partridge, as it
runs on the ground instead Of taking
to the wing when flushed by the hunters
dog, which in many instances overtakes
and kills the pheasant. The meeting of
male pheasants and grouse is invaria bly,
the signal for a fight. The females 1ut-
ter angrily, but do not attack one an
other. The grouse, being the smaller
bird, is always worsted.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
USEFUL URALITE.
IS Inc0mbustible and Can Be Worked
with Like Wood


Have you ever heard of uralite? Prob
ably not, for it is a new invention. Yet
it is we'll worthy of your notice, since it
IS superior to anything of the kind that
has yet been produced. 1t is the inven-
ton of a Russian artillery officer and
chemist, named Imschenetzky and it's
claim to distinction lins in the fact thai
it is absolutely freproof.
UraIlte is composed of asbestos fiber
with q proper proportion of slicate BIZ
carbonate Of soda and chalk, and it is
supplied in various finishes and colors, ac-
cordlng to the purpose for which it is in
tended. In q soft form sheet Of uralite
is like an asbestos board when hard it
resembles finely saWn stone and has a
metallic ring. Besides being a non-con-
ductor Of heat and electricity, it is prac-
tically water proof (aId may be made
entirely so by paint, and is not affected
either by atmospheric influences or by
the acids contained in smoke in large
towns, which rapidly destroy galvanized
iron.
Moreover. it can be cut by the usual
carpenters or Woodworkers' tools; it can
be veneered to form panelling for walls
or partitions; it can be painted, grained
polished and glued together like wood ;
it does not split when nail is driven
through it; it is not affected when eX-
posed to moisture or great changes Of
temperature, and it can be given any de-
sired color either during the process of
manufacture or Observation-Disclosures and
Hygiene Magazine.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
Benedict Arnold Relic Found.

1hose of Us interested in early Ameri-
can history, whether absorbed at school
or acquired by maturer reading, recall
BENEDICT Arnold, his brilliancy and trea-
son, perhaps more wildly than almost
any prominent figure Of the Revolution
The students of those times recall that
Washington sent him with 100 soldiers
on the i'll fated expedition to Quebec in
100 by the way of the Kennebec river
and through the forests of Maine Two
miles below Gardiner. in Colburn's yard
his command halted long enough to con-
struct 200 bateaux with which he pro-
posed to transport troops and supplies
through the northern waters
A week ago J. Rafter and Abbot Lord.
Gardiner business men that fish the
river for sport, brought up in their great
sturgeon net, directly opposite where the
bateaux We're built, an anchor or Crap
mel, which is undoubtedly genuine
Arnold relic. The stalk is some four
feet long, and carries five curved arms
welded to its base. 1t was evidently
fashioned of wrought iron, over an anvil
These anchors were thrown out ahead
Of the bateauX, by which means they
were pulled through rapids and swift
water. For 129 years the anchor re-
NAMED in the waters of the Kennebec
TO now come to light. a mute but elo-
Quent reminder of the man who be
trayed his country.-Lewiston Journal
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01

Peruna has always been great
favorite with the military men, both in
the army and navy.
The strongest kind of testimonials are
received from officers of high rank con-
corning the virtues of Peruna for all
catarrhal ailments.
Only a small per cent of these can be
used for publication for want Of space.
Mr. Harrison L. Dean, Burnside Post
No. s, Department of the Potomac,
Colonel Encampment No. Co. Union
Veterans Legion, Colonel Green Clay
Smith Regiment No II, L. Y. T., De-
partment Of the Potomac, Military Or
der Loyal Legion, Department Of Co.
Iumbia, jor 34th Indiana Veteran Vol
unteer Infantry, writes:
"TIaere is no longer any question as
70 the curative qualities OF Pertfna in
all catarrhal troubles. rs sGCcessfuE
use by many of my friends entities il
TO confidence and endorsement.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
A VANISHING QUANTITY.
1nhuence Of American Women Abroad
Will Amount to but Little.


The future influence of the American
woman, at home and abroad: At home,
l hold it cannot change. Whatever it
has been SO far, such it will be in the
future. 1t rests on American imperial
ism; that is, on the very life principle of
the American commonwealth. The Amer
lcan woman cannot form that ultimate
unit OF the state which the French wOnl-
an has long succeeded in building up.
chlel1y through her own exertions. The
sociological uni, in France is the family
AS IN England it is the individual In
America this unit will, as heretofore, con-
tIhue TO be Of commercial or political
character. The woman does not enter
INTO ITS composition. Hence women in
America will be neither the subjects nor
the inspiration of great male poets or
aftlsts. On the other hand, the coming
great American poet or artist will be a
woman: Much as prophecies are to be
dreaded, do not hesitate to risk this pre-
qlctlon 1t will be poetry OF new flavor.
IL Wlli cause new shivers of poetic de-
nght. 1t will be as original in poetry as
CHOPIN was in music. It will be appre-
GATED III Europe more than in America
but the main social institutions Of A mer-
lea will suffer no change
Lastly, the future influence Of the
American woman abroad is d vanishing
d''HlltS. continental Europe IS the
very reverse of America, in that it is not,
and never will be, unparalleled Cont
nenta! European women, therefore, being
organic parts of their respective cOun-
tl1es, nrmly control the chief arteries of
social life IN Europe, and mere lady Wis
ltorS from America can no more affect
continental Europe than can Europeans
VISITING the orient alter oriental customs
In England, on the other hand, American
women change first themselves, then their
English husbands-Success.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
The Daily Newspaper.

Are you a reader of daily newspapers?
If so the Evening Wisconsin is noted for
its interesting special features which
have anchored it in the homes Of Mil
waukee and the state at large: The
Spinning Wheel" a department Of hui
morous stories and witticisms; the
"Woman's World" page devoted to the
and periodicals, and Sunshine and Chris
tan Endeavor news. A daily short story
is also q strong attraction. If you are
not already reading the Evening Wis
consin you should do so. Terms, 81 90
for three months by mail.
THE EVENING WISCONSIN CO.,
Milwaukee, Wis.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
! q O. q @ % q |


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE YIELDS!
100 bu. Beardless Barley per acre.
80 bu. Salzer's New National Oats per A.
so bu. Salzer Speltz and Macaroni Wheat.
l,00D bu. Pedigree Potatoes per acre.
IA tons of rich Billion Dollar Grass Hay.
69,600 lbs. Victoria Rape for sheep-per A.
10000 lbs. Teosinte, the fodder wonder.
81, 900 lbs. Salzer's Superior Fodder Corn
rich, juicy fodder, per A.
Now such yields you can have in 1905,
If you will plant my seeds.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND loo
in stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis, and receive their great cata-
log and lots of farm seed samples. &c. n. VI
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
THE GOAT.

i r., roat IS an amusing beast
>l.2 circus posters nurSed;
Ills head is the butt end of him
He travels butt end first.
lis true he feedeth on tin cans
And other bric-a-brac,
And wears Il bored expression,
And eternally says. "Ba-a!'
When he has quit this world Of sin,
Externally stopped buttin,
We greet him in our dining room
lie comes disguised as mutton;
He has the cutest little tail,
y set Of horns, also:
They're each at different ends of him
At the butt ends, you know.
| would not care to meet a goat
And pat it on the head;
| hate trained nurses all the While
Tiptoeing round my bed;
Ny father and my mother. too
1t worries them like sin:
goats the imDoitest beast
He's always butting i'll.
Houston Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
No Room in the Safe.

The Travelling Man was standing, look
ing disconsolately at the Floor.
The Hotelkeeper was watching Him.
BY and by the Hotelkeeper said to
the Travelling Man:
Lose Something's
The Travelling Man nodded
Something valuable?'
Another Nod.
Sure you had 1t when you came
here?'
Another Nod.
Don't you see that Sign, House not
responsible for Valuables lost unless they
were put into the Office Safe?"
Another Nod.
Then why didn't you put it III the
Safe?"
''Couldn't.''
what was itY'
MY Job. American.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
The Impossible ProOfreader

Former Employe-And what's become
Of old Balemup, who used to be working
in the proofroom?
Editor (sadly)-Gone. Hated to part
with him, too. But the pressure became
uncomfortable. Although he made me say
that old Munnybaggs, who died, mad by
industry and frugality accumulated a
lonesome future" when [ wrote it ''hand-
some fortune" [ forgave him and let
him stay on. But when he had me say
in a society item that Miss Fitznoodle's
coiffure was frightful by reason of the
awful arrangement of her soft brains,
instead Of ''delightful by reason of the
careful arrangement OF her soft braids,"
the pressure brought to bear by infu-
ential citizens was something | could no
longer withstand Baltimore American
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
Gatarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot
reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood
or constitutional disease. and In order to cure il
you must take internal remedies. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure
Is not a Quack medicine. IT was prescribed BY
one OF tie best physicians in this country for
years. and is regular prescription. 1t is com
posed of the best TONES known, combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of
the two ingredients is what produces such won
derful results in curing Catarrh Send for tes-
timonials, free.
Sold by Druggists. price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the BEST
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
His Appropriate Action.

Sort of natural thing happened here
in the village just the other night said
the loquacious landlord of the Prunty-
town tavern. "a burglar broke into the
house OF Hi Bdds, the auctoneer, an
was ransackin' the place, when Hi woke
up"
What did the auctioneer do then %
inquired the baking powder drummer.
'Oh. he got up and knocked the bur
glar down. '-Womans Home Compan-
iOn
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
He Never Said It.

''You say, do you, that the two shots
you heard were fired simultaneously"
asked the lawyer Of an old negro on the
witness stand.
"No, sab; no, sab; I passed no SIGH
what did you say?"
II done said dey was both fred at de
same time, OATS what I said, sahv'--
Woman's Home Companion.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
Oyer-EduCaieG HinduS,

There exists among Indias educated
classes mad desire for professional avo-
cations. Take walk in certain streets
in India, and you will observe perfect
panoroma of signboards depicting profess
sional callings, and the business houses
are principally conspicuous by their alb
Sence-Times of India.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01
IN FIELD OR BARRACKS
PE-RU-NA is EFFlCECEOUS.

The constant exposure to the elements
experienced in an outdoor life is not so
apt to cause coughs and colds as seden-
tary habits.
Those who are brought face to face
with the weather every day in active
life are much less liable to catarrhal
diseases than those who are housed I'D
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-02-01

Mister Brown said the old colored
woman, coming into the crossroads store,
you amt got no spool cotton number 80,
is you?'
why, Aunt Sally, I didn't say l
didn't have it, did -
You go long. Mister Brown. I didn't
AK you amt YOU got it?' | axed you is
you:' Amt you -Lippincott's.
Nurse-Did you ring, madam?
Madam-Yes, Marie; get the incubator
up out Of the callar and put the baby
back in for a few days.
Nurse-Oh, but. madam
Madam-That will do, Marie; we
won't argue. l am preparing a paper
for the club on ''The Relativeness of the
Absolute" and l simply can't be both
ered.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune