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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-03
Stop b Tears.

Ninety per cent. of babies troubles are
caused by disordered stomach or bowels.
They can all be quickly cured by a few
doses of that great digestive medicine, DR.,
Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup Pepsin. II
digests curdled milk, sweetens the breath.
reduces fever and relieves pain. Abso'
lutely harmless to mother OF child. Sure
relief in teething. Sold by. all druggists
at SOC and $1.00. Money back if it fails.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-03

No news is good news-excxept in a
newspaper office.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

ITS curious fact said a down
town business man to friend, how
long one can live in a place without
knowing as much about it as the occa-
sional visitor"
Il don't know about that" was the
reply. 81 have lived here some years,
and guess know little old New York
inside out"
ut does look that way at first" said
the speaker. "Of course, we know a
great deal about the city. but there are
things we see every day and never in
quire about. Your office is near the
Battery. Whose statue ornaments
Bowling Green park"
why, pass there often. | believe
that Is statue of-er-er-Peter
Stuyvesant."
mo, 1t Is not" replied the man who
started the conversation.
Well" said his friend, whose stat.
ue is it?"
IT'S statue of--of-well, | have
forgotten" came the answer, after a
pause. Anyway, that proves my
point. New York Sun.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
| BULLION S. GRASS

Agricultural Editors wrote about It,
Ayr. College Professors lectured about it,
Ayr. Institute Orators talked about IL,
while in the farm home by the quiet fire.
side, in the corner grocery, in the village
post-oftice, at the creamery, at the depot,
IN fact wherever farmers gathered, Salzer's
Billion Dollar Grass, that marvellous grass,
good for to IA tons hay per acre and
lots Of pasture besides, is always q theme
worthy of the farmers voice.
Then comes Bromus Inermis, then which
there is no better grass or better perma.
nent hay producer on earth. Grows wher-
ever soil is found. Then the farmer talks
about Salzer's Teosinte, which produces
100 stocks from one kernel Of seed, II #.
high, in 100 days, rich in nutrition and
greedily eaten by cattle, hogs, ETC., and ia
good for 80 tons of green food per acre,
Victoria Rape, the luxuriant food for
hogs and sheep, which can be grown at
25c ton, and Speltz at zoe bu, both
great food for sheep, hogs and cattle, also
come in for their share in the discussion.
JUST SEND loo IN STAMPS
and this notice to John A. sllzer Seed
Co, La Crosse, Wis, for their big catalog
and many farm seed samples. NV. N. VI
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

II may interest women to know that
the first jewelry store was started in
the city of Chang On about 5000 years
ago. The Celestial Vanderbilts and
Astors OF that period knew nothing
OF the fascination of diamonds, be-
cause diamonds were not in vogue at
that B. C. period.
Pearls and jade and coral and other
unpublished mineral substances had
to content them, and as If to make
good the glitter of rivieres and tiaras,
the Processes of Chang On employed
artisans to fashion them the most
wonderful gold and silver ornaments,
which in themselves were far more
costly than diamonds.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
One Of the Old Guard.

When the Empress Eugene arrived
on Tuesday night from the Hotel Con-
tinental and stepped from the electric
coupe which had been sent to the sta
ton to meet her, tall and soldierly
old man of some seventy years stood
with barred head and saluted in mill
tary fashion
In the brilliant days of the second
empire the old soldier formed part of
the empress bodyguard. and 1t is said
that he conceived strong platonic
love for his sovereign, which made
him the butt of his comrades.
The empress frequently visits the
city over which she once reigned so
brilliantly. but even the newspapers
hardly notice her comings and goings.
The old soldier, however, never fails
in his fidelity, and stands in one of
the corridors through which the en-
press is bound to pass, so that he may
salute his former sovereign as she
passes at the Hotel Continental. He
invariably brings a magnificent bou-
quet of violets or roses, which are
placed in the empress drawing room.
Paris Letter to the London Express.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Cured Her Diabetes.

Halo, Ind, Feb. 9th Especial. J..
II what will cure Diabetes will cure
any form of Kidney Disease, as SO
many physicians say, then Dodd's
Kidney Pills will cure any form OF
Kidney Disease. For Mrs. l.. C. Bow.
ers OF this place has proved that
Dodd's Kidney Pills will cure Dia.
betes.
IT had Diabetes" Mrs. Bowers says
my teeth all became loose and part
OF them came out. l passed a great
deal Of water with such burning sen
sations I could hardly bear 1t. I lost
about 20 pounds in weight used
many medicines and doctored with
two local doctors but never got any
better till l started to use Dodd's
Kidney Pills. They cured me so com
pletely that in three years | have had
no return of the disease. I am a
well woman now. thanks to Dodds
Kidney Pills"
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ailments from Backache to Bright's
Disease. Cure your Backache with
them and you will never have Brighta
Disease, Diabetes or Rheumatism.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
MrJMoyKoehne

Nervous exhaustion invites disease.
This statement Is the positive truth.
When everything becomes burden
and you cannot walk . few blocks with.
out excessive fatigue, and you break
out into perspiration easily, and your
face Pushes, and you grow excited and
shaky Mt the least provocation, and
you cannot bear to be crossed in any,
thing, you are in danger, your nerves
have given out; you need building up
at once To build up womans nerv-
Gus system and during the period of
change of life we know Of no better
medicine than Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. Here Is an
illustration. Mrs. Mary L. Koehne, s7l
Garfield Avenue, Chicago, ILL.,, writes:
"Ihaveused Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound for years in my family and a
never disappoints so when felt that WAS
nearing the change of life commenced treat.
ment with 1t. / took In all about SIX bottlea
and 1t did me q great deal of good. ID
stopped my dizzy spells, pains In my back
and the headaches with which had suffered
for months before taking the Compound. I
feel that IL 1t had not been for this great med.
icine for women that / should not have BEEN
alive to-day 1t is splendid for women, old or
young, and will surely cure all female discr-
ders."
Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass, In
vites all sick and ailing women to write
her for advice. Her great experience
Is at their service. free of cost.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
BEETHOVEN AN ECCENTRIC MAN
Great Musician Awkward and I'm
kempt In Appearance.

Eccentric and unconventional Bee.
thoven certainly was in some respects
TO Judge from descriptions quoted by
d. @. Mason In an article in the Out.
look:
HIS unconventionality appears In all
MS actions and opinions, from the
most trivial to the most momentous
says the writer Take, for instance,
TO begin with. the subject of personal
appearance, dress and demeanor.
What an altogether unusual man II
was that Carl Czerny, as a boy of ten,
In 1901, was taken to visit!
I'VE mounted" says Czerny, five
or six stories high to Beethoyen's
apartment and were announced by q
rather dirty-looking servant. In a
very desolste room. with papers and
articles Of dress strewn In all direc-
tons, bare walls, few chests, hardly
a chair except the rickety one stand
ing by the piano, there was a party of
six or eight people.
Beethoven was dressed in a Jacket
and trousers OF long, dark goats hair,
which at once reminded me of the
description Of Robinson Crusoe had
been reading. He had shock OF let
black hair (cut la Titus) standing
straight upright. A beard OF several
days growth made his naturally dark
face still blacker noticed also, with
a child's quick observation, that he
had cotton wool, which seemed to
have been dipped in some yellow fluid,
In both ears. His hands were covered
with hair and the fingers very broad,
especially on the tips"
The oddly in dress observed by
Czerny was habitual with Beethoven
In the summer of 1873" says Schind-
Ter, "he had neither a decent coat nor
whole shirt" his habit of dabbling
his hands in water until he was thor
oughly wet, while following out a
musical thought, cannot have inn
proved his clothes. Nor did his car
riage set them OFF; he was extremely
awkward with his body-could not
dance in time and generally cut him
self when he shaved, which, however,
he did infrequently
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Author Tires Of Fine Weather

William Dean Howells has settled
in San Reno for the winter, but finds
that the monotonously perfect wealth
er at that lovely Italian resort pals
upon him as native-born American.
Writing to friend the distinguished
author says: you have no idea how
sick one gets of sunshine and Gains.
| should like to see naked elm tree
shuddering in good old northeastern
ly storm.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
PREFERS HApEs TO PoLyvtcs.
Ex-Judae EmphstiealIy Announces
That He Wants a Rest.


Ex-Judge Samuel Miller, who has
just finished twenty years on the
bench in Mercer, Pa, and who thinks
a political rest is due him, wrote q
letter to the Western Press. a local
paper, in which he says:
Every now and then some cuss
uses your columns to mix me up in
politics. The last item was in last
weeks Press that | am opposing the
election of Prof. Cheering. | have no
more interest In the election or de-
feat of the professor than | have In
the eclipse of the moon. I've had all
the politics | want. Once United
States District Attorney George
jerks, asking about moving to Wash
ington, said If given choice between
Washington and hell he'd take hell.
and SO If | am given a choice be-
tween Pennsylvania politics and hell,
I'll take the same choice jerks did
"Of course, Id want some reason
able assurance that I'd be reprieved
at the end of three months"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

ing the dummy equine the receptacle
for extra tires. fuel or other essentials.
This animal is made of metal and is
supported by a swiveled wheel secured
under the fore parts of the animal
The hind quarters of the steed have
attached thereto pair of plates, which
correspond in general way to the
outline OF the hind legs of horse,
but are curved rearward and at their
lower ends, SO they may be secured to
the axle of the automobile. BY rails.
ing the tail of the dummy horse ac-
cess may be had to the interior of the
body, which space offers a place OF
storage for various supplies. A lamp is
fitted In the head, with the light rays
shining through lens in the anil
mails forehead, The operation of
signal horn, held in its mouth, is con-
trolled by the retns.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
he SAWED THE wooA
oid Veteran Won His Bet In Spite o.
His Natural HancIcans

The other day In the blacksmith.
shop occupied by Jasper Brown a
crowd OF men were INDUCING in good
natured banter. Among the number
were Dudley l.. Smith, a veteran OF
the Twelve N. H. volunteers. who
lost a leg at Gettysburg, and Samuel
G. Sanborn, retired blacksmith, who
Is living on the old home place.
The subject turned to saving wood,
and Farmer Sanborn claimed that Vet
eran Smith could not saw a cord OF
hardwood in three days. As Smith
weighs 256 pounds, the odds were on
Sanborn.
IL Smith sawed the wood in the re-
quired time Jasper Brown was TO have
II as gift. Smith commenced saw
ing at 6 o'clock in the morning and
finished about the same day This
is the way that Smith celebrated his
gid birthday. J. C. Farrand Is think
ing OF hiring Smith to take the place
OF his engine in the wood yard
Penacook item In Concord Patriot
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Loves Blindness.


thee blindl'
thee
How that thy coming hath revealed to
me
Wonder on wonder; how in thee l find
The name of Beauty's immortality
Lighting the darkling pathway OF man
kind.
Yet, ! am blind, as one who. In the
That hides the valley. from a mountain
scar
Gazing enthralled on some god throning
star, i'.i'
Dreams the old dreams. imperishably
Whose eyes. that they may worship from
afar, : e.''
The gods have stricken with eternal
light t'"'
My soul hath pierced the radiant ECSTASY
That wells thy soul from all mems sIrhf
and Gszed.
As one by sudden light from heaven
amazed, -
Unblinded. on the Utmost mystery:
And. though the shrines OF all the gods
be RACED,
Shall worship ever blind to all but thee
London Daily News.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
PEpYs AT AN EXECUTION.
Punishment Of Malefactors In England
In Year 1853.

In the early days of public exscu-
tons, II was no uncommon thing for
the condemned man to be hanged on
the scene OF the crime. or even at his
home. Mr.. Pepys attended such
spectacle on Jan. 81, 1853. for we read
the following entry in his diary:
up. and after sending my wife to
my Aunt Wright's to get place to
see Turner hanged to the Change,
and, seeing people flock in the city, I
inquired and found that Turner was
not yet hanged; SO I went among
them to Leadenhall street. at the end
Of Lyme street. near where tho rob.
berry was done. and to st. Mary Axe.
where he lived. And there got, for Q
shilling, to stand upon the wheel Of Q
cart, in great pain, above an hour be-
fore the execution was done, he delay
Ing the time by long discourses and
prayers. one after another, In hopes
OF q reprieve: but none came, and at
last was flung on the ladder In his
cloak. A comely looking man he was.
and kept his countenance to the end.
I was sorry to see him. 1t was bcliev-
ID there were at least IL or $4,000 PEG.
pie In the street."
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Monkeys Cough to Get Wine.

An epidemic of colds among the
monkeys kept by the Pasteur insti-
tute in Paris, France, for experiments
has remarkable cause. "virginie,"
a chimpanzee, having a bad cough
was given glass of negus, made of
wine, water, sugar. nutmeg and lemon
juice. She took liking to this rem.
edy and coughed purposely to obtain
1t. All her companions followed the
example, and when the keeper appears
near the cage the coughing is deaf
ening.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
cuTicURA GROWS HAIR.
Scalp Cleared OF Dandruff and Hair
Restored by One Box Of cutlcura
and One Cake of Cuticura
Soap.

A. w. Taft of independence, Va.
writing under date of Sept. Is, 1904
says: Il have had falling hair and
dandruff for twelve years and could
get nothing to help me. Finally
bought one box of Cuticura Ointment
and one cake of Cuticura Soap, and
they cleared my scalp of the dandrufl
and stopped the hair falling. Now
my hair is growing as we'll as ever. ]
am highly pleased with Cuticura Soap
as toilet soap. (Signed) A. w. Taft
Independence. Va"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
TEA
Did you ever lose any
money on Schilling's Best
anything9
Your grocer returns your money II you don't iIkeia
Beauty and MatrImony.

Judging from the homely married
couples we see every day. no. A man
may rave over beauty and grace and
all that, but when he meets the real
girl. one that has sense of restfui-
ness about her--one that understands
him and that he understands-he's not
going to hesitate long on account of
her appearance. be she ever so home.
". Nor will she hesitate to whisper
Eyes" though he is positively ugly.
Though we may love beauty-most OF
rs do-there are many other things we
love equally well-Era Magazine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

nington, near Ashford, England. The
subject used for the decoration Of the
panel in the center is a king driving
in a chariot drawn by horses over a
bridge spanning foaming torrent
The whole is framed in a border Of
oak leaves, and an inscription was evil
IDENTIFY introduced at the bottom, but
this has now become illegible. The
height is 2 feet 8 inches, the width
only 2 feet, and the modelling and en-
tire workmanship are remarkably
delicate and good, showing the ad-
vance that had been made from the
rough, clumsy design of the early fire
back, of which expediency in the first
place necessitated the production
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Garden "Yeast.v

And as wonders never cease, says a
writer in The Garden Magazine, the
scientists have now captured the BAG.
terra that attract or urge the plants
to draw the nitrogen from the air
through the leaf and stalk into the
root system, and thus supply fertilizer
that one would otherwise have to nav
highly for to make the garden vege.
tables grow. The bacteria trainer
cultivates, tames or grows these
small creatures, dries them In small
hard cakes, gives them to us to inocu.
late or vaccinate the seed or land, so
that these plants will draw more nitro.
gent into the soil than they normally
do. The government Agricultural de-
partment gives us yeast cakes" az
We call them, SO there is no outgo but
q postage stamps value and the re.
turns are great indeed.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Uncomfortable Chairs.

Uncomfortable chairs are an out.
rage against taste and temper. yet
they exist in many forms. There is
the chair with the high seat that
should be sold only with footrest.
There is the chair with the carved
back that should be accompanied by a
headrest, for 1t displays at the top,
on line with the occupants Uranium,
a bunch of grapes or rampant lion.-
House Beautiful.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

The Chicago man who has been
fined for swearing over the telephone
probably won't quit the use OF pro
family all at once, but he will be like.
ly to hang up the receiver after this
before he starts in to express his feel.
ings.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
"Lauah While You CAM

Hogg left Elton in 1863, about which
time he met Ruskin for a memorable
moment. He had Iun into a room
where his sister was painting under
Ruskin's eye. He did not notice Rus
kin, but went to his sister and made
some laughing remark to her. you
had better laugh while you can" said
Ruskin, for every year you live you
will become more and more miser.
able. From the Life of Quintin Hogg.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Cat Rsna for Admission.

Ira s. Hatch of Hartland, Me, was
aroused from his slumbers about Il
o'clock the night of a big storm by
the furious ringing OF the doorbell.
Lighting lamp the host went down
to his midnight guest. which proved
10 be no other parsonage than hfs
wonderful coon cat, Niger,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Sanitary Sermons,

Once year the archbishop Of Tuam
breaches a sermon on health and
cleanliness. The national board Of the
Catholic Truth Society OF Ireland has
issued . sanitary sermon as a pam.
phlet which sells at a penny; II will.
It Is believed, do much good.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Heir to Great Income.

The young heir to the Duke of West.
minister. II he lives. will be one OF the
wealthiest men in Great Britain. His
income will be more than a million
and quarter dollars year. He will
inherit. among other possessions, 80.
600 acres, including 900 acres Of the
most valuable land in the West End
Of London. which, as years 60 on and
leases fall in, increases constantly in
value. There are also 29,400 acres
waiting for him in the country.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

Effective or Not, II VIII Cost LittI.
to Trv


to Try.
Mr.. Stackpool O'Dell puts forward 4
novel remedy for sleeplessness. He
says: Take a card about the size OF a
sheet OF foolsosp and obtain a bottle
Of luminous paint. Write with the
paint upon the card the words. "Sleeu
--Slesp-Sleep." large and clear. Place
this card in the daytime where the
light will get at it. and at nighttime
In such position on the wall or ON
q screen that you will have to lift nm
your eyes In order to look at It while
you are lying in your easiest position
on the bed-that is to say, the posi.
ton in which you generally 20 to
sleep. As you see the illuminated
words, repeat them to yourself in q
monotonous manner. AS the eyelids
become tired let them close. You will
not in most cases repeat the words
very often before sleep brings on for
getfulness.-Humani
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Antique Brass Scissors.

Antique brass scissors are much
sought after now. The woman who
knows what is what" has pair. They
are quite scarce and a woman who
went abroad last summer says she
hunted all over England" for the
special kind she wanted She found
them and now they rank among her
treasures.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

Dynamite explodes so rapidly that
its force is exerted in the direction
from which the greatest pressure
comes. That is, II the dynamite be
placed on the ground, the explosive
force is down; il it be hung against a
wall Its force attacks the wall; if II be
hung under an object its force is up.
ward
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Invitation From the Dead.

The undersigned has the honor to
bring to your notice his death, which
occurred on Jan 8, 1905 His burial
viii take place on Friday, Jan. 6. at
10 a. M, in the Kiel cemetery He
recommends his memory to your af.
fectionate remembrance.
CHARLES AECKERLIN.
Antwerp Matin.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

According to a dispatch from St
Augustine, the big sun spot. 10000
miles long, observed by Prof. Cole of
chicago, was plainly seen through
smoked glass ION the northwest cor.
ner of the sum-" Comparatively few
people have known that the sun has
corners until now.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Arctic Owl Seized Decoy Duck.

Mr. Baumgartner of Newburyport
was watching his live duck decoys,
which he had set in the river, when
suddenly a large white Arctic owl
dropped down and tried to seize one
of the decoys. Mr.. Baumgartner fired
twice, killing the owl instantly. The
bird had a spread of wings OF six
feet
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

In announcing that it has discov.
cred school children of from six to
eight years old that smoke, PhiladeI.
phia gives evidences of resorting TO
desperate methods to get away from
that reputation of dilatoripess
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

One of the courts has decided that
an American girl who marries a for,
eigner with a title doesn't have to
pay his debts. Hereafter tailors. bar.
bers and boarding house keepers who
trust the noblemen of Europe will
do so at their own risk.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06
Heat from Alcohol.

Alcohol is one of the great heat
producers, and IL it might be manu-.
featured and sold untaxed would be
an available source of heat in steam
plants. One pound of alcohol Is as
valuable as a pound OF coal for fuel.
and It's burning for fuel is a much
simpler process, involving the mint
mum Of waste.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

The bankruptcy courts the other
day relieved man of debts amount.
ing to 100000. The courts proba.
bly, took the broad ground that a
financial genius of that kind ought
not to be hampered.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-04-06

Mrs. Chadwick filed no list of cred.
itors. She evidently thinks the men
who yielded gold for hopes OF gain
had their hopes, and that was all there
was coming to them.