The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-19
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TERE and there you find collector with passion Tor
clocks old dsused boys that by weights when they
be induced at all and that scare the family at
might by swapping weights dropping into the ine
rior of the clocks with sound like burglars forcing the eel
lar window We knew collector that had eighteen old
clocks all running by iron weights One night when there
much moisture in the too ttleor something
ese of the SO weights the cords Of sixteen eighteen all
broke at and the falling Of the weights sounded like the
bombardment of Port Arthur The family frightened
bed and the dogs for several blocks around started
bowling in dismal manner.
Thsre is one advantage whose estate consists
largely of old clocks The will find difficulty in
winding it up .-..a -.......
49,
To hatch chickens by Of the waters Of the famous
hot springs at Genwood Springs Co is the scheme project
ed by wealthy Phladephian He to erect eight
eubaors several unused springs the south bank OF
the Grand river and to employ running hot water in place
of lamps which usually supply the heat The pro-
eetor of the plan hopes hatch out from to 5000 eggs
each month This sounds all right but wouldn't chickens
Matched by water turn out ducks-or Baptsts9
local paper with proofreader who binders
speaks Of the Missouri candidate Mr.. Niedrnghoss
Neigh, neigh!
The claim being that there is mcrobe good
whisky. Whether not all know microbes in whom
there is good whisky. = .<
German epcure has to the Of the Chinese
who have been charged in the past with eating rotten eggs
1t thing. Ihe
in lime until they get consistency like that Of hard butter,
and they taste somewhat like lobster He declares them
Of the choicest dcaces he has eaten He thinks
there better cooks the world than the Chinese An
egg that tastes like lobster is suspicious
America But you know how ten twenty years ago
turned up at chop suey. And But it will
be sometime before fixed eggs popular. =
m7>
IF merchant marine is rehabtated we ought to get
little subsidy from congress boom the coaswse trade Of
Minnetonka. =,
No matter what China does she wrong and John Hay
looks at her and holds up one finger
49,
Reference has been made heretofore Lillian Russe's
Heath and Beauty Hints which finding val
uabe This week ILL., after complaining that 'fewer wom-
than might be supposed possess the requisite soctue
preserving and enhancing their atractveness goes to work
to tell how to treat your hands. suppose vour
grabs red and in that battle them in cold
water. You should hot water and then oil EN- Oil 'em
WE'LL put old mts and go bed While Lii does not spe
officially recommend dshwater the connections we venture
to that dishwate being might proftaby be used
to reduce the lobstean hand to it's proper lily whiteness
ana hexblty Ii we are not mistaken grandpa told us once
that grandma had the most beautiful hands he ever saw
Grandma used dlswater almost exclusively and then Sc
cured the fexbty by knitting family Of
eleven children and braldin Miss Russell also recon-
mends cold for the society hand grandma never
used ltexcept tea In fact as far as we are able TO
ascertain from research into the past grandma gave her
hands little thought except to them service of 9TH
er spanking the aforesaid eleven children when thew needed
1t and kneadlng the bread twice And grandpa found
her hands strangely wondrousy fair the oiled cold
cream hand Of today fascinating compelling as
IS thoughtful and strong hand that we remember to ha
been wnnkled and scanned by time but still how ready to
move in the service of us young onesg A j. R.