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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-03-30
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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-03-30
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for quick relief 50 cents.--69
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The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-03-30
ChaS. P. Thompson,
MACHINERY FOR SALE

The following property Of The Ready
Bits Corporation will be sold at public
auction at the factory, 80 Lenox avenue,
on Wednesday, April 5, 1905, unless pre-
viously disposed of: 1 each No. SO and
SO dust collectors hot water heater;
Q steam cookers; / paste mixer; / box
printing machine; l cookie machine;
grain scourer; filing machines; / hop
per scale for weighing grain In bulk;
pulleys; hangers; shafting; betting,
leather, rubber and cotton; one 500
light Westinghouse generator and
switchboard. Sale will take place at
II o'clock a. m. BY order of the SUI
perior Court
me Est Receiver.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
IMPORTANT - TRUE.
Story Of Bears and beers in Colo
RADIO.


Story Of Bears and beers in Colo
RADIO.
A correspondent from Slab Sides
sends in the following items to the
Bingville Bugle, the same of which
Newton Newkirk is editor and pro-
prietor.
Jemima Peppers of Hickory Cor
ners visited Mrs. Sam Hankins last
week. Jemima is an old friend of the
Hankinses.
Jaspar Tarbel1 got butted by his
ram sheep between the corncrib and
the front gate last week, but is better
at this writing. For a while Jaspar
couldn't set down and take comfort
in it.
Arioch Perkins, who has been log
ging for several weeks, has about
finished. Arioch says he's glad of it.
Hester Jones had two dozen eggs to
freeze on her one night recent. This
is terrible calamity with eggs SO
high.
Jabe Romans has a boil on his
neck. Jabe always expects more or
less boils every spring
Jake Haines made a flying trip to
the county seat last week on bust
ness and pleasure. Jake arrived
home full of pleasure and passed
of it around among the boys.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
WRONG SORT
Perhaps Plain Old Meat, Potatoes and
Bread may Be Against You for a

Perhaps Plain Old Meat, Potatoes and
Bread may Be Against You for
Time.
A change to the right kind of food
can lift one from a sick bed. A lady
in Weldon, ILL.,, says:
Last Spring / became bed-fast with
severe stomach trouble accompanied
by sick headache. / got worse and
worse until I became SO low l could
scarcely retain any food at all, al
though l tried every kind. l had be-
come completely discouraged, had CIV
en- up all hope and thought / was
doomed to starve to death, till one
day my husband trying to find some
thing I could retain brought home
some Grape-Nuts-
ITO my surprise the food agreed
with me, digested perfectly and with
out distress l began to gain strength
at once, my flesh (Which had been
1abby) grew frmer. my health inn
proved in every way and every day,
and in a very few weeks l gained 20
pounds in weight l liked Grape-Nuts
other food, and always felt as well sat
isfied after eating as if l had sat down
to a fine banquet.
Il had no return of the miserable
sick stomach nor of the headaches,
that I used to have when / ate other
food / am now a well woman, doing
all my own work again, and feel that
life is worth living
"Grape-Nuts food has been q god
senu to my family; it surely saved my
life and my two little boys have thriv-
en- on 1T wonderfully Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich
There's a reason
Get the little book. ssThe Road to
MELVILLE" in each pkg.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
The Reason Why.

Drummond, Wis, Aug. 21st (Spe-
ciaD-Whole families in Bayfield,
County are singing the praises OF
Dodd's Kidney Pills and the reason
why is given in experiences such as
that of Mr.. T. T. Void, a well-known
citizen here.
Il had such pains in my back that l
did not know what to do" says Mr.
Void, "and as | came across an adver-
tisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills, |
sent for box That one box reliev-
ed me of all my pains. My wife also
used them and found them just what
she needed. l recommend Dodd's Kid
ney Pills as a sure cure for Back
ache and other Kidney Troubles
Backache is one of the earliest
symptoms of Kidney Disease. Dodd's
Kidney Pills cure it promptly and per-
manently and prevent it developing
into Rheumatism, Dropsy, Diabetes or
Bright's Disease
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
She Admitted it and They 9
WarbIed

She Admitted it and They all
WarbIed.
Last Sunday a sightseeing party
from Buchanan county, Missouri, was
returning from a trip over the MOffat
road. To prove to their friends in
Denver that they had been above
timber line a number of the party
brought buckets and sacks of snow
back with them. The usual SNOWFALL
ing fun on the train was INDUCED in
By a misdirected shot a snowfall
struck a fat man from Denver square
in the face. The fat man got hot
despite t he coll surroundings. He
stood up and exclaimed:
tsWho ever threw that SNOWFALL is
no gentleman"
I'll admit l am no gentleman" re
piled a rosy-cheeked belle of the
crowd, with a devilish twinkle in her
eye, but how did you guess it?''
And just to be roguish she let fly
another haRdful of snow. at the fat
man and struck the conductor in the
ear. Then the jolly party sang four
teen verses of
Il feel like 1 feel like I feel,''-A
U. Mayfield, Denver News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
TAKE TINE TO SMILE
HUMOROUS ITEMS MEANT FOR
QUICK CONSUMPTION.
Phase of the Much Discussed "High
Finance''-Where Willie Had the
Advantage-JournaIi in Crimson
Gulch.
In the Zoo.

What are you cogitating about?"
inquired the ring-tailed marmoset of
the laughing hyena
Il was thinking what fools these
poets be-" snarled the uneasy quadru-
ped
Any particular verse or line dis
please you?" queried the marmoset.
We'll, yes" the hyena replied.
Some chump poet has said Laugh
and the world laughs with you,' but
notice that when 1 laugh laugh
alone. Plain Dealer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

ssI wrote YOU for advice and commepced
treatment with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound as you directed, and am
happy to say that all those distressing symp-
toms left me and have passed safely through
the Change of Life, well woman. l am
recommending your medicine to all my
friends Mrs. Annie f. G. Hyland, Chester
town, Md.
Another Woman'S Case.
ssDuring change of life words cannot ex-
press what / suffered Ny physician said
had a cancerous condition of the womb One
day read some of the testimonials of women
who had been cured by Lydia f. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound, and decided to try it
and to write you for advice. Your medicine
made me a well woman, and all my bad syInp-
toms soon disappeared.
s.I advise every woman at this period of life
to take your medicine and write you for adj
vice. Mrs. Lizzie Hinkle, Salem, Ind
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs. Hyland and
Mrs. HinSle it will do for any woman
at this time of life.
It has conquered pain, restored
health, and prolonged life in cases that
| utterly baf1ied physicians.
pound Succeeds Where others Fail
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
Sensational JournaIis,

Sensational journalism.
81 understand that Crimson Gu1ch
has a newspaper"
YES" answered BronchO Bob. But
the fellers around here is so sensitive
that they dasn't print anything about
EN-
Its editorial staff must have many
difficulties
Mister, that amt any editorial staff
That's a suicide club
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

ney Pills an abscess was forming on
my right kidney. The trouble was
quickly checked. however, and the
treatment cured me, so that I have
been well since 1896 and weigh 1S8
pounds
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price, SO
cents per box
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
Graft.

81 want you to put in your Lost and
Found column an advertisement like
this: Wallet containing considerable
sum of money and papers. Finder will
man.
clerk, you had better add mo ques-
tions asked'?''
mo, but you may say mo questions
answered. I'm the finder"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

the back, head
aches and attacks
OF d dizziness. My
e y e $ gave out,
and with the lam
guor and sleep
1essness of the
disease upon me
/ wasted from 1914
to 122 pounds. At
the time / started
using Doan's Kid
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
Eavesdropping on the Telephone

The improper use of the telephone
does much to impair the efficiency of
the service, and with the view of pre-
venting this, laws governing the use
of the telephone have been recently
enacted in Maine and New York. The
provisions of these laws cover the an
noying or harassing of persons by the
use of the telephone, and use of inn
proper language and the calling out of
fire and police apparatus without
justification. The penalty is i'm
prisonment and fine. 1t has not been
possible, however, to reach the caves
dropper, who, with his or her ear at
the receiver, listens to the conversa-
ton of such neighbors as may be
joint subscribers on party line. The
telephone people say that this is more
common than is generally supposed,
and while they do everything to dis
courage it, the practice cannot be
broken up entirely.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
And Then He Ducked.

And Then He Ducked.
We have drunk to our sweethearts,
And toasted our wives;
We have toasted departed,
And him that survives.
But a toast L would venture,
With an order to draw"
. Here's health to the woman
We call mother-in-law.-A. q
Mayfield, Denver News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
Circulated Some.

"Have you a library in your town p
asked the New York man.
"Oh, yes replied the westerner.
"a circulating one?'
''Well, it wasn't intended for that
sort of a library, but we had two. or
three cyclones out our way that circu-
lated it considerably"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Dodson-The president Of 1.-THE
Hide and Seek Bank" speculated.
Hobson-And, naturally, was unsuc-
cessful?
Dobson-Why do you jump at that
conclusion?
Hobson-Because they don't call it
speculation when bank presidents
win.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
LOST ~ POUNDS

Was Fast Drifting Into the Fatal
Stages Of Kidney Sickness
DIR. Melvin NJ Page. Page Optical
Co, Erie, Pa, writes.
Taking too many iced drinks in
New York in 1895 sent me~home with
a terrible attack of kidney trouble.
/ had acute congestion, sharp pain in
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
To Be Precise,

How brown you are, Miss Bosting,
You've been in the sun lately, haven't
CUP
How preposterousi The sun is
not accessible to us by any method OF
travel. I've been in the suns rays. if
hats what you mean"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
Goes to Headquarters.

"Is there man named Binkeboo
living in this neighborhood? I've asked
the policeman on this beat and the
night Waterman and the assessor and
the grocer. Nobody seems to know"
els the man married?"
mo-
"Is he an eligible sort of fellow"
Hes said to be good looking and
has a little money"
'Just wait minute and I'll go in
and ask my unmarried daughter
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Statistics compiled by the various
automobile trade association show
that there are about $4,000 motor cars
in use in this country, the first coast
of which aggregated $7O,00O,O00.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
A Lona-EeIt Want.

F1annery-"what's the matter wild
We, Mixer
Finnegan-"'Tis near kilt l was be
fallin' down an open coalhole."
F1annery-"Well, well, tits too bad
they can't invint a coal hole thot'll
stay shut whin it's open"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
Here is Relief for Women.

Mother Gray, nurse in New York, dis
covered pleasant kcrb remedy for women 8
ills, called AUSTRALIAN-LE 1t is the
only certain monthly regulator. Cures
female weaknesses, Backache, Kidney and
Urinary troubles. At all Druggists or by
mail so cts. Sample mailed FREE. Address.
The Mother Gray Co. Leroy, N. Y
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

The man who wrote a magazine art
icle on the "Joy of Work. received
more for it than the section hand
makes in a year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
The stranaest FLAG.

The strangest flag under which man
ever fought is that of the Macedonian
insurgents. 1t is red on one side and
black on the other.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

A man in public life can't make peo-
pie believe he is honest even by going
to church every Sunday.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Canaries, English sparrows and par
rots are the only birds whose songs
are fully satisfying, and a very little
of them will give more than full salts
faction
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
In a Mans Attic.

Askew-What is that particular
apartment of the brain called that is
set aside for the solution of prob.
lens?
William Tell-That is problematis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Lewis s'Single Binder straight SC cigar.
Made of ripe, mellow tobacco, SO rich in
quality that many who formerly smoked
lOc cigars now smoke Lewis eSingle
Binder" Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
The ONLY DAMAGE.

When some men meet a credito
they either tear up the street or tur
down an alley.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

When Love takes up the harp of
life the neighbors still complain be-
cause the airs are all sentimental.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Even an old man can win a wOman's
love and keep it, if he isn't jealous.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

"Dyspepsia Tormented Me for Years DE-.
David Favorite Remedy cured me-" Mrs. C.
g. Dougherty Mllvile, N J. Used over 80 years e1oo
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Peekaboo shirt waists are meant to
show less they they appear to and
more than they ought to.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

There are lot of things that
man would not want half so much
If he thought there was any chance
of getting them.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Try me just once and I am sure to
come again. Defiance Starch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz.s package S
cents. The Russ Company, Sou-n Bend, Ind.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
THE TURN OF LIFE.
Time When Women Are Susceptible 20 Many
Dread Diseases-Integent Women Prepare
for 1t. Two Relate their Experience.

The 'schange of life" is
the most critical period
of q woman's existence,
and the anxiety felt by
women as it draws near
is not without reason.
Every woman who
neglects the care of her
health at this time in
vites disease and pain
When her system is in
. deranged condition,
or she is predisposed to
apoplexy. or congestion
of any organ. the ten
dency is at this period
likely to become active
and with a host of ner-
vous irritations, make
life a burden. At this
time, also, cancers and
tumorS are more liable
to form and begin their
destructive work.
Such warning symp-
toms as sense of suffo-
cation, hot flashes, head
aches backaches. dread
of impending evil, timid-
ity, sounds in the ears,
palpitation of the heart,
sparks before the eyes,
irregularities, constipa'
ton, variable appetite,
weakness and inquie
tude, and dizziness. ar
promptly needed by in
te1ligent women who arr
approaching the period
in life when woman's
may be expected.
These symptoms are
calls from nature for he
are crying out for ASST
cry should be needed il
Lydia E. Pinkham's
pound was prepared to
of woman's system ,
period of her life. 1t
Strengthens the female
builds up the weakened
1t has carried thousal
safely through this cris
For special advice reg
portant period women
write to Mrs. Pinkham
and it will be furnished
of charge.
Read what Lydia E. ]
pound did for Mrs. n,
Hinkle:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham=
81 had been suffering v
womb for years and was ps
Change of Life. My WON
len; my stomach was sore;
sick headaches, and was We.
lydia E, Pinkham'S
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-09-02
SHE WAS NO GENTLEMAN.

Have klways Bought
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19
Wisdom from the TRIPOD.

"NEvER lose faith in human nature. This is a
good place to be in, right here this old earth.
Lots of nice folks here, too The trouble is that
many of us get notion that the only good
people left in the world. But we are not When
get to thinking that way, it is sign we need
to take trip out into the world and see what is 60
ing on there."-Glenville (Minn.) Progress.
The foregoing is sound philosophy. It will
cause many sesatisfed person to wonder if he had
not placed too high valuation on himself. The
trouble with most is they not willing to
cede that others may be just good morally men,
tally and physically as they There are men in
here who just good as any you can find on the
outside Still there are those who think that be-
cause they are here, they utterly worthless and
unreliable. The man who has too high an opinion
of his own goodness is often very unsocial being.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19
The JefersOnUiZZe Idea.

The Jefers07aUi1le Idea.
The October 7th issue Of the Reflector, published
at the Jacksonville, Indiana, reformatory, de-
voted to enumerating the work being done in that
institution, and what the management hopes to &C.
compish in the future The legislature Of that state
has adopted the trades-school system, and IN time
the management will teach each inmate useful
trade.
At present the reformatory is teaching printing,
painting, tinsmithing broom making laundry music,
tailoring, masonry, electrical and steam engineer
ng carpentry, culinary, and farm and garden work.
The authorities Of Indiana are firmly Of the belief
that the trades will solve the reform problem,
and are working to that end. Other states have
adopted the system with good results. In
time most of the reformatories in the Union will be
regulated along similar lines. The trades-schools
are safe investment from whatever viewpoint one
may look at them.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19
FIrz,aness Needed.

Fi7naness Needed
NOTWITHSTANDING the fact that the war is ended
and that the has granted permission to organize
a national assembly, the Russian people still
creating more or less disturbance. Sometimes these
outbreaks are due to strikes, but lately they have
assumed dierentturn namely, anti-semitc persecu
ton. These defenseless people are attacked wan
tonly; and they appear to have no protection from
those whose duty it should be to grant them justice
and immunity from these wholesale massacres OF
course many of these stories of brutal outrages
greatly exaggerated but if one-tenth of them are
true they deserve censure from those powers whose
proudest claim to the paudits Of the world u.s. that
they are rated as civilized nations.
Any European ruler who is instrumental in
preventing these massacres, is deserving Of wearing
the richest diadem within the gift of royalty Peter
the Hermit stirred up the whole of Europe in de-
tense of the Holy Land Is not the oppression that
these semitic people subjected to worthy Of the
solicitude Of Europe? Surely they deserve thesame
protection that is accorded any other law-abiding
citizen matter what his creed to what nation
atty he may claim allegiance.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19
KILOGRAMS.
~BY =. NJ

It evident Cleveland not new woman else
Grover wouldn't WELD such nasty pen.
The will regret hear angora cat be-
longing to the Duchess Of Marlborough died last week.
graft against by
Thos W. Lawson not we'll founded certainly
invented.
address Carrie Nation Roosevelt
gpzzng Dutchman" Some ought shy big stale
goose egg at sister Carrie
President Mccall he thanks God that he able
the country from Organism in 1885, but don't think that God will
thank Mccall for using the money widows and orphans
pish his purpose.
Physiology teaches that shorter
morning. practical the
night with the boys that he deal shorter morning
than he was the night previous
The newly elected president of local circle
call the other day. and of his enemies
nsnuae that the object Of the trip have his
fourths bonnet replaced by number nine.
Pa boy you take off your hat when you make
a public address,"
eyes why do you ask?'
Because heard you did great talking through
your hat"
Japan will train China in the kngy art Of warfare and far
numera strength concerned Chnk the biggest fellow
teach him deliver the goods
that would toughest 90
the count.
President Smith of the Mormon Church acquainted
a Of his children and the smallest boy Salt Lake City takes
advantage Of this fact by accosng him the WITH
ncke The apostle generally digs believing that is
better and be deceived than not and take chances Of
being called down by of his better thirds