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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16
Classified Advertisements
BRING CERTAIN and
QUICK RESULTS
ATTORNEYS.

BEAN & PERRY, ATTORNEYS AT
Law. Office over Taylor's hardware
store. Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS


HARTMAN ABSTRACT co. MAKES
reliable abstracts of title to all lands
in Umatilla county. Loans on city
and farm property. Buys and sells
all kinds of real estate. Does a gen.
eral brokerage business. Pays taxes
and makes investments for non-resi-
dents. Reference. any bank in Pen
dleton.
G. A. HARTMAN, Pres.
G. A. HARTMAN, JR., Vice-Pres.
]. NJ. BENTLEY REPRESENTS THE
Oldest and most reliable fire and ac-
cident insurance companies. office
with Hartman Abstract Co.
JOHN HALEY, JR., U. S. LAND
Commissioner. Speciality made of
land filings and proof. Insurance
and collections. Office in Judd build
ing, room 16.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16

DIR. T. NJ. HENDERSON. PHYSI-
clan and Surgeon. Office In Saw
ings Bank building, room l. Office
phone, Main 1411; residence, Main
1861.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16
GENERAL REPAIR SHOP.

SQUARE DEAL" SHOP. GUN AMI
Bicycle repairing. Agents for I'm.
perial," Columbia" and Century
bicycles. ]. Hess Henselman, s1S
West Webb street.
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BROKER.
SUITS CLEANED.
PLUMBING.

GOODMAN-THOMPSoN Co.-SANI-
tary plumbers, SAB Main st. All
work flrst-class. Best material used.
Prompt service. Sewer connections
made. Phone Main S11.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16
BANKS AND BROKERS.

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF PEN
dleton. Capital, surplus and undi-
vided profits. 100000. Transacts a
general banking business. Exchange
bought and sold on all parts of the
world. Interest paid on time deposits.
Makes collections on reasonable
terms. Levi Ankeny, president; w.
F. Matlock, vice-presldent; q. NJ.
Rice, cashier; George Hartman, Jr.,
assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16
ARoHITECrs AND Ru1nERs.

C. E. TROUTMAN. ARCHITECT
and Superintendent. Room IL
Judd building. Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16

PENDLETON LODGE NO. SO, A. F.
& A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays OF each month. All visiting
brethren are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16
PHYSICIANS.

DRS. SMITH & DICK-OFFICE
Pendleton Savings Bank building.
Telephones: Main 301; residence
Main 1891; barn Red 581.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-FURNISHE HOUSE.
for July and August. Apply to 1902
East Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-16

DIR. R. E. RINGO, PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon. Room Savings Bank
building.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
Bread or a Stone.

Can read about that starving
who paaded
feeling that in society
These women the wives of English workngmen
there of
Yet times not hard England depression
industries There
labore They They beg work
And winter is just begun They
There nothing ahead of them but the
disheartenng of woman was
the reply of Balfour to the delegation.
He offered the workmen absolutely hope.
He-premer of England-gave them dangers
They asked fofr bread gave stone.
Which is the of the o. springs
Of national enterprise energy pauperzng
of honest men, willing and anxious
Modern civilization confronts condition
Mncng phrases about "paernasm
diton which, incurable human brains feel
bankrupt and humane hearts
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
SPOKANE STAMP WORKS..

Do you need a brain rest? Then
get one of the new model automatic
numbering machines at the Spo-
kane Stamp Works in the post
office building 1t thinks and acts
for you and gives your mind a rest
while it does so. Anyone can af.
ford to have a numbering machine
at the prices now being quoted at
the Spokane Stamp Works.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
GRADE STREETS
IN 0cH00L SECTION

j. M. Geraghty has notified the
city that If they will grade the
streets in the school section the
state Of Washington can be COM
PEELED to pay for the grading in
front of property still owned by
the state. The legislature passed
the law providing that the grading
of the streets be charged against
state property. The grading will
probably be done in the spring.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
Col
IS ONE OF THE BEST
SEEN IN SPOKANE

The fiercest fight ever pulled off
in Spokane was that between Kid
Parker of Denver, and Maurice
Thompson of Butte, last night at
Elk's Temple. For twenty rounds
it was hammer and tongs all the
time. Never for one second during
the three minutes of fighting did
either man show signs of wanting
to slacken the terrible pace. Sew
eral times during the fight there
were slip-downs, sometimes assist
ed by blows. but during the whole
fight there was not one clean
Touchdown.
AS the gong sounded at GAS the
two men started after it. During
the last part of the first round
Parker nearly finished Thompson.
Thompson hit low several times
and was cautioned by McInroe
twice. The fourth round was the
fiercest ever fought in Spokane in
any fight and when Parker stated
he and Thompson would do more
real fighting in the one round than
Melody and Peterson did in all
fourth was the round.
At no time except in the 9Th did
Parker show signs of being groggy.
Thompson went at him and a wal
lop on the jaw nearly put the Kid
out. He came back fighting harder
than ever before and won the
round. In the 18th Thompson
seemed to be the stronger and
Parker's blows lacked strength. In
the 14th Parker hit Thompson and
the Butte boy went down half Slip
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

More than half of mankind over
ney and bladder disorders, usuaiIv
enlargement of prostate gland Tbis
is both painful and dangerous. and
Foley's Kidney Cure should be taken
at the first sign of danger, as If cor
reefs irregularities and has cured
Rodney. Burnett. Rock. Port Mo
writes: Il suffered with enlarged
prostate gland and kidney trouble Tor
years and after taking two bottles OF
Foley's Kidney Cure feel better
than / have for twenty years al
though j am now 81 years old" For
sale by Chas. McNah,
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
World of Sport

ping and half falling. While he
was on his knees Parker hit him
but not enough to hurt. If this
round had been 80 seconds longer,
Parker would have won, as Thomp
son could not get into his chair
alone.
For the last six rounds it was
fierce. Both men going in and both
willing to break and fight. If there
was shade of advantage between
the men, Parker had the best of it.
However, the decision given was
satisfactory to all and was correct.
Never was crowd more pleased
than the one last night and those
who went to see the go got their
moneys worth. 1t was one of the
best fights ever seen in Spokane.
The preliminary to the Parker
Thompson fight was less interest
ing than the main fight. Gregg
won in the eighth. There seemed
to be something the matter with
Lewis before he went into the ring.
He had a miserable cold. Gregg
was in the best of condition.
For the first two rounds Lewis
made Gregg give ground. In the
sixth, Lewis was down six times
but came back strong. In the
eighth Gregg shot hard right to
the stomach and Lewis went down
and out.
O o q
Just one week from last night,
Melody and O'Keefe will fight at
the S. A. A. G. Both men are work
ing hard. Melody works at the
club house every afternoon. He is
always in the pink of condition and
needs but little training. O'Keefe
works at the Pastime club. He
says he is in good condition now
but will be in the best possible
shape by the oath and that he ex-
poets to win.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
Up-&0-DaGe Foot
Bali. Fighting,
and General
AGMDeGics

Kid Parker stated this morning
that he had intended to return to
Denver, but not getting a decision
over Thompson he would stay
around for a short time and see If
another match could be made. He
will fight Thompson before the s.
A. A. G. if the go can be arranged.
No better card could be posted.
@ o @
The statement that Parker was
a little groggy at one time is denied
by the Kid, who stated this morn.
ing he was not in trouble at any
stage of the mill. He also says that
Joe Gregg is the best trainer he
has met and Parker should know,
for he has had hundreds of them.
o o .
The Spokane high and Butte
play this afternoon. The altitude
at the smelter city will be a big
handicap for the local lads. A
jump from 1000 to about 5000 ele-
walton will break the wind of the
best athlete on earth.
o G, .
Yale and Princeton play this af-
ternoon. Yale has not been scored
against this year. Michigan Is in
the same fix. She plays Wisconsin
today.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
(Scripps News Association.)

(Scripps News AsSociat1on.)
LONDON, Nov. 1S.-By the open
ing of a bundle of yellowed and
faded papers for 20 years deposited
with Coutt's bank, highly inter
esting bit of the most intimate
chronique scandaleuse of the Brit
ish court has become public. The
bundle of papers had been entrust-
ed to Coutts bank 20 years ago by
Mrs. Fitzherbert, whose maiden
name was Maria Anne Smythe, I'M
der the condition that it was not
to be opened for a long time. 1t
was suspected that the bundle con-
tanned some important papers,
bearing upon the relations between
Mrs. Fitzherbert and King George
w, and it was considered neces-
sary to obtain the permission of
King Edward before the bundle of
documents was opened. King Ed
ward, although informed of the
probable character of the papers,
did not hesitate to give his con-
sent and in the presence of a num-
Der of interested persons the par
eel was opened. 1t contained the
marriage certificate and other in
disputable proofs that George "
was actually married to Mrs. Fitz-
herbert.
George w George Augustus
Frederick was King of Great Brit
ain and Ireland from 1920 to 1880.
He contracted marriage with
Mrs. Fitzherbert on December 18.
1885, Two years later, to obtain
Parliamentary assistance for his
debts, he allowed Fox to deny the
marriage in Pertinent. On April
8, 1875, again to liquidate his debts
he married his cousin, Caroline
Amelia Elizabeth of Brunswick. 1t
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
OLD pAp[R5 TILL SCANDAL
ABOUT TIL BRITISH k|hQ

was expected that the papers in
Coutt's Bank would settle a ques-
ton which has agitated the Brit
ish public for over a century, as
to whether there was issue from
the marriage, but there is nothing
apparently to indicate that the
question has been settled. 1t had
long been reported that there ac-
tually was male child, and that
this child emigrated to the United
States and settled in Washington,
where he died some years ago,
after living very quietly but in
good circumstances.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS?

l would like to meet the person
who will not sell his honor to the
Occur d'Alene & Spokane Electric
railway officials, agent or attorney
and will state he was in the COM
pany's employ and knows why my
3 year old Holstein. Lucy, was
killed on the evening of October l..
November IA, 1905.
e. e. ALEXANDER.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
Defeating CIVIL
WAR MONUMENTS
(Scripps News Association.)

VICKSBURG, Miss, Nov. 49,
Governor Pennypacker of Pennsyl-
vania and the members of his staff,
General Scwink, chairman of the
Pennsylvania commission and over
500 Pennsylvania veterans of the
civil war arrived here yesterday
and early this morning to attend
the dedication of the Pennsylvania
monuments in the Vicksburg Ma
tional Military park today. Gov
ernor Pennypacker and Captain
Rigby, the chairman of thes mill
tary commission, will deliver the
principal addresses.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
ROE WEAK. LANau1p PEOPLE.

WeaR sick people often remark IF
and give me strength" they do not
know why but the food they eat is
no benefit to them, they gain no flesh
and feel no stronger. The blood be-
comes thin. causing faint spells with
loss of memory and ambition. There
IL a remedy for this that acts in
the right way. 1t is DR.. Gums Blood
and Nerve Tonic. A tablet to take
after meals. Sold by druggists for
acc per box. 1t turns the food into
rich. red blood. making flesh and
strength. Write DIR. oBsanko Co,
philadelphia, Pa. For sale by ali
nruggistA
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
FAVORED BY BOTH PARTIES.

Republicans and Democrats alike
praise Foley's Honey and Tar for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
diseases, as no other remedy can
with 1t. 1t is safe and sure
+. 7. Slater, merchant, III Main St.
gloucester, Mass, writes: "Foleys
Honey and Tar cured me of a very
bad cough which / had for three
months though other remedies failed
to benefit me. l can highly recon-
mend il for coughs and colds" For
sale by Chas. McNab.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18


IN THE EVENT THAT ATH-
LETIC relations between Harvard
and Pennsylvania are severed,
Michigan will probably be taken on
by Pennsylvania. In the west the
news of a break between the two
big colleges would be received with
joy If it should result in matching
the west against the east. Michi-
gan is believed by unbiased critics
to be the strongest foot ball Or
ganization in the country, but has
made REPEATED failures in its at
tempt to get a test of strength in
game with an eastern college
eleven.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
THE UNITED STATES FIRST POWER TO DISPATCH ARMED
FORCE TO PROTECT ITS CITIZENS.

The protector cruiser Minneapo-
lis, which has been ordered from
Lisbon, Portugal, to Cronstadt,
Russia, for the protection of Amer
lean citizens, was built in 1891 and
has a displacement of 7475 tons.
When in first class condition and
at forced draft, she can make 23.7
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

Beautify your complexion with
little cost. If you wish a smooth,
clear, cream-like complexion, rosy
cheeks, laughing eyes, take Hol
listers ROCKY Mountain Tea,
greatest beauti- q.
cents. wv
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
REMOVE OFFICES.

Drs. Armstrong and Power have
removed their offices to Lindelle
block. Phone Main 25.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
Real Things.

This will things We live in
feet
everything there real things that are
unreal They
evident They tangible.
They people their being in
reality Their of life artificial
They unreal happiness The
genuine They books They like unreal
unreal And their joys affected
Now there is great charm the
with the natural Take book for example The writer who can
hngshumdrum ne-will write
for
leany did
and Hugo Tolsto and Balzac.
OF all the people this world Americans ought to be real people
We do things We make things We things But of ou1
plays pictures poems way
real lives They bark back much Note the magazine articles
Aside the writer's make
stage. Aside very
few pictures of American life what sham most it is And our
give mpessionist
strange
thinking feeling doing? is 1T STRANGE
SHOULD DRIFT INTO SHAM STANDARD OF MORALS? Instead
the learning only one-DONT GET
CAUGHT Instead of straight and down morals have bus
ethics Stealing call graft" and wink the other We
try
reputation And
Dark picture? Isn't it ruespeaing of it
would indeed ocey-were
sound
Blessed those who like Theodore Thomas
teaching what And the flames Whtcomb Rleys
who
reality every place teach
the the simple life yearn
Because the simple life the genuine ifenohng nothing
less easy.
what hold the aifcathe mitaton you
have REQUIRES THE
HIGHEST SORT OF APPEAR NATURAL.
The simple life is the only life worth the living Simple
simple clothing simple desireswha they
Simple trust simple joyswhat fling
everything that fmsy That
remainder would be body, spirit.
Sham and shoddy There muchc of
down the hngsthe
faction example it, womanlness of
it. That Pastor Wagner simple things
proof and widely
have wandered from
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18
SPORTING BREV|T|ES

and evasion of the rules are faults
WHICH Reid says should be rene
died if the game is to be a perma-
nent college sport.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

"UNK" RUSSELL, WHO MADE
made a good showing against
Young Corbett at Philadelphia, is
scheduled to fight Dial Hawkins in
the near future. Hawkins had al
most passed from ring memory.
Years ago he was famous for his
walloping left puncch. On the aft
ernoon of the rbett-Fitzsimmons
fight at Carson City he defeated
Martin Flaherty, in the same ring
in eight rounds. He made money
and went skylarking down the
champagne and lobster route, with
the result that half the second
raters in the country took his
measure. Now it is said he has,
like McGovern, came back, and is
able to give a good account of
himself.
1T MAY BE THAT JACK SHER-
idan will be Induced to reconsider
his decision to quit umpiring.
American League officials are said
to have offered hin-a nice increase
in salary to reconsider his decision
to give up the Indicator.
ARLIE LATHAM, THE MOST
original man that ever stood in the
coaching box, will next season
manage the JacksIA vile, Fla,
team in the South Atlantic League.
FITZSIMMONS CALLS "PHIL-
adelphia jack O'Brien a jumping
four-fush." Will the patient COM
piler of the Questions and
Answers" column kindly tell us
wherein and wherefore this sort of
four-fusher differs from the or
binary kind?
GAS SOON" SAID BOB FITZ-
simmons in a New York interview,
'as | have showed O'Brien into the
discard, | am going to fight anyone
that wants crack at me. Marvin
Hart will be given first call. |
figure that O'Bren will last a good
many rounds, for he is part jack
rabbit, but in the end | will rock
him to sleep with a rap on the
jaw"
LOU CRIGER AND JESSE TAN
nehill, of the Boston Americans,
and Tom Doran, of the Detroits,
will make a trip from Cincicnnati
to New Orleans in a houseboat.
starting on their journey the last
of the month and Reaching New Or
leans early in the spring. They
Will fish and hunt on the way-a
bear hunt in Arkansas being plan.
ned as side trip.
JOE CANS, WHO WENT TO
California without a hard thin dime
to his name, says he expects to
go back, back, back to Baltimore
in the happiest toys he has won in
years. He's got his eyes on some
easy money out there, and he needs
1t, you bet, he needs it.
VIM. T. REID, COACH OF THE
Harvard foot ball team, has writ
ten letter to the secretary of the
Harvard Graduates association, ad-
vising the abandonment of foot ball
unless the evils that now surround
it are eliminated 81 have become
convinced that the game. as 1t is
played today, has fundamental
faults whichc cannot be removed
by any mere technical revision of
the rules" says Reid. Brutality
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

Sham and shoddy There is
O
faction of the example of it, the manness
it, That Wagner's proposal go things
ample proof and widely
have wandered from the real
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

knots an hour with her 20,S62
horsepower engines. She cost $2,-
100000 and carries one eight-inch
breech-loading rife, two six-inch,
eight four-inch and ~ six-pound
rapid fire cannon, four gatlings
and five torpedo tubes.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

A FORTUNE OF $4,000 HAS
been left to Lawrence Piergue,
middleweight wrestling champion
of Iowa. Piergue is a baker and
lives at FIT. Dodge.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

THE ONLY THING NEW YORK
fans have against Wee Willie
Keller is that he lives in BROOKLYN.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

THE SHOWING OF TOMMY
MOWATT against clever Abe At
tell at Philadelphia has sent his
stock bounding upwards. His ad-
mirers now assert that he can de-
feat Terry McGovern, and are will
ing to post a forfeit as evidence Of
good faith.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

THIS YEARS CROP OF QUAR-
ter backs is about the best on rec
ord at any time. AS a drop kicker
Eckersail, of Chicago university
team, is in a class by himself.
Probably the next best quarter in
the west is Capt. Northrup, of
Michigan. Other star performers
are Tad Jones, of Yale; Eddie Col
Inns, of Columbia; Shattuck, of
Amhurst; Mount Pleasant, of Car
isle; Crowell, of Swarthmore, and
Shuster, of Lafayette.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

MAYOR DUNNE HAS GIVEN
permission to the Illinois A. C. to
hold an amateur boxing show next
week. 1t is whispered that some
or the amateurs are what might
be termed near-professionals.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

Morley for signs.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

The simple life is only living. Simple food
simple clothing simple desireswhat
Simple trust simple joyswhat only fling
everything that fmy remainder! That
remainder would be body, mind spirit
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

FITZSIMMONS CALLS "PHIL-
adelphia Jack" O'Brien a Jumping
four-fush." Will the patient COM
piler of the Questions and
Answers" column kindly tell us
wherein and wherefore this sort of
four-fusher differs from the or
binary kind?
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

This will things We live in a
real world The flowers
everything things that
unreal. They
evident. re tangible.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

ARLIE LATHAM, THE MOST
original man that ever stood in the
coaching box, will next season
manage the Jacksonville, Fla,
team in the South Atlantic League.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

1T MAY BE THAT JACK SHER-
idan will be Induced to reconsider
his decision to quit umpiring.
American League officials are said
to have offered hin-a nice increase
in salary to reconsider his decision
to give up the Indicator.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

Dark picture? Isn't it true-speaking of tender
you'd be dark indeed if the plain peopethe of
nt sound
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-18

They who live and have their being in un
reality Their life artificial
beliefs They hope for unreal happiness The
genuine prefer like
unreal And their affected