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calculation: g. 36 s, 45. "A moments re-
Election will tell any one that the cor
rect result is 4S-not IS. Similar mis-
takes occurred repeatedly and each time
personal encounters followed In full view
OF the spectators. Football is a puz-
z'ng game,
However, as time wears on you learn
to appreciate some OF its fine points
Wo saw Towey, OF the Pennsylvania
team, pull on one excellent feature. II
was an eyebrow,
II was Torrey who was 30 extensively
upholstered that the opposing hnlf-baok
mlstook him for box couch and re-
peatedly tried TO make him up.
About the time we reached our seats,
a fine example OF tufted light blue vel
our, representing Columbia, was handed
leather spherold resembling some
what the now obsolete egg Of the Great
AUX, This was the ball. He booted II
up in the afr until IL looked no bigger
than the albuminous output OF a con-
servative gulnea-hen, and It was threat
ening to shrink into a pecan when il
began 10 fan. A youth, wearing n rub
ber nasal inhaler and belonging 10
Penn, caught the ball and started down
the field with IL. IL was apparently
his intention TO restore the ball 10 the
symphony In baby blue padding who
had Kicked t. but TO this, for some
reason, considerable opposition devel-
oped.
4 Columbia player bounced the Penn
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POSSE WITH DOGS
PURSUE LUNAT|CS
Man Trap Set in Woods for
Two Fugitives from
Asylum.
MANlACS SCARE WOMEN.
Demented Men, Once Caught, Es-
cape from Attic by Means
of a Rope.

BrookhUoen township, Suffolk County.
L. L. ts IN a state Of terror beoa1,se Of
tho nightly depedations OF two cunning
lunatsss wMo escaped a week ago from
tho State asylum at Kings Park. Port
JEFFERSON, Strong Brook setauket and
other country oommunfties have re-
ceived visits from tho escaped couple
and several young women OF each place
have reported transgressions on ths part
Of the lunatics which consisted In the
latter suddenly appearing before the
young women on louely roads at dusk
and attempting TO embrace them.
Byron McClelland. who conducts
hotel at West Setaukea, encountered
the maniacs In his stable yard Satur-
day night and induced them to enter
his barroomL where he oiled them with
drink for the purpose OF rendering
them helpless, The hour being late,
and assistance then not available, as
MoClellan's place Is remote from any
residence, he lusged the lunatics to the
attic and locked them In, intending
S. ha7f hsdfowthSss ths nUSnps SS.E 70 u %esS
time Constable Harry Hudson had been
prosecuting an active hunt for the
wanderers, and his investigation led
him to the place Of MoClelland
When MoClelland and the constable
went to the attic to handcuf the two
demented men the prisoners were no;
dangling rope indicated that they
had escaped, Bob Doran, "Sheph
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Inmate Of Maud Ballington
Booths Hope Hall
Confesses.
ACCUSED OF BURGLARY.
Flushing Folk Say Crime Has In.
creased Since Home for Pris-
onefs Was Started.

Anger cf the residents OF Flushing L.
l.. was greatly Increased to-day aga4ns
tho presence In the town Of Maud Bal
hngton Booths homo for recently dis
charged conviots, when John Kerrins
one OF tho inmates Of Hope Hill, con-
fessed to having attempted to burn the
new house Of Theodore Foulke on Sun
day. TINS fre. whtoh did 5000 damage,
was sirfdlaf TO fres THAI have been oc-
ourrins every forty eigha hours on an
average for the last month, and Kerrins
has been held fcS further examination in
tho hope that he may confess 70 q
knowledge of them.
Hope Hail Is located o nBroaddway,
Flushing, only three city blocks from
Mr., Noulkes new house, which In al
most completed. kerrins said he was
In the house Sunday and stole 4 hat OF
mason's tools which he buried In the
woods half mile away, He then cclt
an impulse TO burn the house and he
built a bounre In the parlor. He went
back to Hope Hall. Barly to-day the
fro was disooered after the lower story
had boon badly damaged.
The people Of Flushing have long 70.
sented Mrs, Booths convict home Only
wee kago Joe Kennedy, nine days
out OF Kings County Jail. and a Hopo
Hall guest, was arrested for attempt
Ing burglary at the tome Of Thomas
s, Willis. A year ago Mr.. willis lost
a horse which he thinks was stolen by
ono OF the Hope Hall boys" In three
years his house has been robbed four
times, A horse was stolen from Mr.
Foulke few months ago.
Nearly every citizen OF prominence
has suffered In some way from the
crimes OF the last few years, and Hope
Hall, with Its gang OF eX-convicts, Is
looked upon as the seat of trouble.
When Magistrate Connorton held Joe
Kennedy for the Grand Jury last week,
he said that since Mrs. Booth estab-
lished the Hall in the town crimes OF
all sorts have increased. Mrs. Booth
resents this and has been arguing the
matter through the columns OF news
papers with Marion j, Verdery, presi-
dent of the New York Southern Society
who believes the inmates of Hope Hall
ar a menace tothe community,
Kerrins. the latest prisoner from the
Hall, Is thirty-six years old and has
served A sentence In Sing Sing and two
terms in Kings County JAN. He is
charged with arson and burglary, and
the detectives are attempting to Ak
other charges upon him,
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Said Novice, Being from Ken
lucky, Sees Pure Feud
Show.
THOUGHT 1T MAYHEM.
Face Altering and Plucking of Fea-
lures Incomprehensible at
First.
BY IRWIN s. COBB.

Until very recently I'd never seen a
football game and I'd never seen pur-
pie COW. having seen the football game,
I have lost interest in the purple COW;
cen though the talented creature might
give bluing instead OF milk,
Down In Kentucky where 50 much Of
the landscape is standing on end that a
profile map OF Il looks like the edge OF
a bandsaw. football isn't popular A
player might get showed of the field and
fall In the next county, Besides, in the
perpendicular portions OF the State, the
Pure Feud Associations long ago pro-
vided an acceptable substitute True,
tho percentage OF mortality In feuds
may not be as great as in football, but
then you've got to remember that our
fellows haven't the opportunity for pre-
liminary practice that the football fel-
lows have.
It was late when we got UP 10 Ameri-
can League Park last Saturday after
noon and several very attractive casual
uts Uuu dISiuS NdANh pAoSo Va Nlo buihV
between Pennsylvania and Columbia
But learnine that nothing OF really ma
tetial interest had happened excepting
one shoulder blade and part Of a
scalp, we felt cousoled and entered
heartily into the spirit OF the occasion
by walking over the persons in the
aisle
It's pretty hard for you, II you are
green, TO figure out at first what else,
besides the pit Of the oppositons stom-
ach the two teams are driving at AS
we'll as you can tell, number OF young
gentlemen VINO have escaped from the
mattress-maker in an unfinished condi-
ton, are trying 10 remove soma un-
slightly criss-cross marks OF white chalk
from the lawn with one anothers per-
sons At intervals some person does a
sum OF addition out loud In his head
He Cant Do That Sum-"
Mental arithmetic Is evidently being
neglected at our larger colleges.
heard, for example, a player make this
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Deacons presented eight specific
charges against MIN TO the pastor
Deacon Horace w. Smith reading
them.
One charge, signed by sixteen wit
nesses aocuse Mr., MacLaurin OF having
been under the Influence OF llduor on
one occasion lately. A second. charge a
that having obtained money for one
avowed purpose he has put It to an
other, A thlrd is much the most serious,
In their careful Investigation OF the ac-
cusatlons the Board OF Deaoons may
summon before them n young and
pretty member OF tho church.
The Rev. Mr., MacLaurin conducted
morning and evening services In the
church. He thus demonstrated that he
regards as trivial the charges which had
previously been made against him By
Mrs Georgianna Mcpherson, No. l2l
Eighth avenue, Miss Kate Woodruff and
Miss Blakely, OF which The Evening
World told, for ordinarily a Baptist
pastor does not enter his pulpit until
such charges have been dlsproved.
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II Wasn't Mayhem.

The man next 10 me, who appeared
10 know the game, said Il was offside.
That's what l thought" / said,
right of the side. Got 6he lobe Of his
ear, didn't they?"
You misunderstand me-" ne said
coldly. 1T was an offside play"
Excuse mel said abashed. "I
thought probably II was mayhem"
Well, the game continued the same
way with slight variations-someumes
patch OF skin, sometimes an eToow
Joint There seemed 10 be number
OF souvenir hunters In the two teams.
Ono OF them would grab q rival player,
and you could just see by the express
sion on his face that he was saying TO
himself:
You have a nice face. III Just take
It back nome. with me and put Il IN
my collection"
Frequently the ball appeared 10 be
lost sight Of altosethe- The players
were 50 engrossed N souvenir hunting
Ehat they forgot II, Once the Columbia
players advanced In q body, and, the
opposition grabbed Them up and
slammed them on the earth and piled
on them until the human pyramid grew
TO be seven feet high.
As the wounded were being removed
somebody satd there had been beautiful
Interference by Pennsylvania II re-
called what happened in the way OF
interference, back IN 1853, at Gettys-
burg, when the All-Southerns Bob
Lee, captain, tried TO buck the Penn
sylyania line.
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MANS BODY IN NORTH RIVER.
About Forty Years old, with Dark
Hair and Red Mustache.

Patrolman Dennis Sullivan. OF the
West Ono Hundred and Twenty-ntth
street station, to-day found tho body
OF a man, about forty years old, in the
North River at the foot Of one Hun
dred and Thirty-rourth street.
The man was FIVE feet nine inches
In height, weighed about 1870 pounds,
had dark hair, red mustache and blue
eyes, and wore dark trousers and vest,
blue Jeans overalls and coat, black and
white striped shirt, gray underwear and
socks and laced shoes.
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CoDvicts Threaten to Hiss Homo
Talent on the stage.

COLUMBUS. Nov T,-Two hundred
oonvicts in the Ohio Penitentiary sent
communion uon last night to Warden o,
B. Gould, stating that II hn gave a
home talent entertainment to them on
Thanksgiving Day they would hiss the
performers OF the stage, The Warden
then hired a professional vaudeville
company 10 perform for them.
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man against tho ground and sat upon
his head Others came also and sat
until he consented to forego his original
Intention and give up the ball. He was
carried away by four bYstanders.
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PASTOR To FACE
GIRL ACCUSER
Charges Multiply Against the
Rev. A. B. MacLaurin,
Baptist.

Members OF the old Sixteenth Street
Baptist Church have made fresh
charges against their pastor, the Rev.
Archibald B. MacLaurin, to the Board
OF Deacons, of which Levi springsteen
Is chairman. After last evenings SER
vice In the church the Board Of
The evening world., 1905-11-27
Pericr Thanks Roosevelt.

PARIS, Nov, H.-Casimir Perter, for
mer President Of France, and other
members Of the tuberculosis Congress
have sent letter TO President Roose-
welt thanking him for the invitation to
hold the Congress Of 1905 in the United
States.
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MARRIED SO YEARS.
MIR. and Mrs. Fritts VIII Have an
Unusual Thanksgiving Day.

Mr.. and Mrs, Thomas Frltts, OF Pot
tersyllle, ~, j., will on Thanksgiving
Day celebrate the slxty-thIrd annIver-
sary OF their marriage by giving n
turkey dinner to their children, grand.
children and great-grandchlldren.
The couple were married az Wood
glen by ute Rev; DR. Hunt. Both are
interest in affairs OF the day, During
their long mamled life they have never
had Misunderstanding.
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Ate EN- Up" Literally,

Anyhow, along toward dark It ended.
As he man who sat neN. 10 me said,
Penn just simply ate C)lwrbia up, She
certainly did 49, deviled kidneys and
scrambled brains ami hashed llvers
But the Columbia rooters stayed cheer
fu until the finish They would make
splendid fellows 10 have around the
house after a funeral 10 cheer every
body up They were san chanting their
battle-cry Of victory when somebody
went over and told them that the score
was q to 0. and that they'd better be
gertlng back to the Subway before
supper time, That was the first they
knew about Pennsylvania winning.
No account OF SaTurdays game, how.
ever brief IL complete without men.
lon OF Mr., Bill Edwards, the Human
Moving Van, OF Princeton, who acted
as umpire in an efficient and gentle
nnnly manner giving satisfaction 20
all concerned Mr., Edwards could give
satisfaction 70 James X Jeffries II
necessary, His legs appear 10 he on
upside down, but when II comes 70 side
stepping rush and tossing PLAYERS
over his head with one hand he's all
there
BY the way. does anybody know why
there's so blooming much arithmetic IN
football'
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Mental arithmetic Is evidently being
neglected at our larger colleges.
heard. for example a player make this
The evening world., 1905-11-27

swift A company's sales Of Fresh Beef
IN New York City for the week ending
Saturday. Nov 20, averaged e'0l cents per
pound" sss
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-08-23

indication of giving good returns in ore
assessment work will be abandoned
and the claim quietly relocated by the
shark himself Instances have been
known also where small dividends
have been declared and paid out Of
the money received from the sale OF
stock This often proves a good in
vesunent for the promoter. since the
receipt OF dividend is likely TO cause
a good demand .u
Promoters always strive to retain for
tine controlling interest in their
corporations. This is done through the
retention of the promotion stock as.
ually half Of the amount issued If
the prospect is developed and proves a
paying one ID Is done upon the money
furnished by the purchasers Of the
treasury stock, but the promoters get
an equal dividend upon stock that cost
them only the preliminary expense If
It, proves failure, the promoter, the
man on the inside. has the chance to
unload the stock before the public
hears Of the fzzling out
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-08-23
JOKE ON PEACE ENJOYS
Merry Intruder Thrown out
of Hotel at Portsmouth
Wrong Shoes.

Hotel Wentworth, Nsw Castle, N. H.
Aug. 2S.-Late the other night a gen
tleman in state Of mild enthDs asm
was found by porte~ in the annex
Of the Wentworth. near the Russian
quarters. The porter wanted to know
what he was doing there The enthu
siast only laughed. Secret service
men bore down on him and put him
TO tho torture He laughed harder
than ever. and sad something about
the Joke OF the country greatest he
ever saw OF heard Of. The secret SER
vice men. finding he had no bombs on
him. led him to the front door. point
ed him toward the outdoor, and gave
him start. As he went down the
road, the gentlemen continued 70
laugh. He was the merriest thing that
has been seen about the peace con
ference,
The next morning VI witte rose
narly. as is his custom He bathed-
shaved. kicked OFF his bath slippers,
and rang for his servant to set bis
shoes. The Russians, following the
European custom, put their shoes out
side the door to be polished during
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Duffy'S Pure Malt WhiSkeY.

the night The wentworth has chart
cred a special bootblack for this SER
vice.
AS the servant was slow p answer
ing, M Witte stepped outside in bis
stocking feet. brought in bis shoes, and
started TO put them or They seem ia
have shrunk ia the night NJ Witte
has a No II foot. and the shoes with
which he was struggling were dappar
rs
About the same tine M Rosen
copped blithely INTO the hall
grabbed his shoes and emulated NJ
Wite His feet lost themselves in sal
mon shaped gunboats There's only
one pair Of feet pstterned lHSe that in
tho wentworth They are appended to
NJ. Pokotiloff. the gigantic minister "a
China. Then NJ wilknen was heard
far down the hail expressing himself
IN simple. Slavic oaths He was
draped in q bath robe and in MS
hands he held the felt sandals Of POKE
tlo0s Manchurian servant
The boots Of the Russian bunch had
been thoroughly effectively mal'c
iousiy mixed
The hotel MANAGEMENT STATED at
once TO End the one who had done that
terrible thing The bootblack protest
90 that he had put the shoes bach
where he found them. The nigh
chambermeid asked with tears in hei
eyes why any girl that wanted 70 keel
her job wGald be playing such tricks
The secret service men we're Gale,
in They inspected the evidence re
viewed the events Of the night, an,
suddenly remembered the merry gen
tleman. That was his Joke
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Soothing and COOLING.

The salve that heals without scar is De-
Wits Witch Hazel salve, No. remedy
effects such speedy relief II draws out
Inflammation. soothes. cools ana heals al
cuts, burns and bruises sure cure
for Piles and skin diseases. DeW!tts
Is the only genuine Witch Hazel salve
Beware OF eounterfeits, they are dam
geIous. sold by c r. Renfro.
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The story is told Of Cripple Creek
promoter vino was thus calIes down
by discerning gentleman to whom he
had sent some literature
What about your watered stock?
Your method IS the tunnel one. but
] prefer the shaft system, where the
water is in the shaft rather than in the
stock"
The promoter framed this reply:
Under the laws of Colorado, passed
at the special instance and request OF
the humane society. man is com
PEELED to water his stock" And most
Of them act as though they believed
this laN to govern
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The Old STANDARD Groves Tasteless
chm Tonic drives out Malaria and huild5
up the system sold by an dealers for
81 years Price 30 cents.
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To remove rust stain, get d box Of
Rustine Erodicator a. Leader ofhce.
Price 20 cents
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STOMACH ACHE
AND DIARRHGA

Brought on by eating green vegctablesan un.
ripe fruit, or by suddea changes IN weather,
excessive heat, gulping down iced drinks,
etc, are quickly cured and prevented With
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-29
JUVENILE BRASS BAND,
South Dakota Man Proposes to Organ.
NV One in This City,

There win be % decidedly novel I'm.
crease to SAT- Lako'r musical circle IN
the near future IL the plans proposed
IN the juvenile court room hast nIght
are carried out as steps were tikon
for the Organization VI 10 juvenile brass
bpnd composed " 10 boys, ranging IN
ugos from ' to II years, who are proc
batlonev " the court Mr. J w. Bel,
lately Of Madison IS, De- who has had
"a great deal Of experience with juvenile
bands, met with "a largo number of the
Boys last night and talked the matter
over with thom and also with Judge
Brown,
The boys are very outhusHgtiu over
The matter ana n is believed mat thoy
VIII make u success Of the band The
FIRST meeting viii be held ON next Mon.
day evening at o'clu.k IN tho juvenile
court room when % permanent organ.
Ration VIII be peri" ted After that
rtLeaIsals win be- held twice "a week.
1t IN proposed to borrow Instruments
for the boys al present and then later
bus an entirely upW outnt together
with costumes Mr. Bell says that he
VIII have the boys IN trim and out
on parade inside Of six months,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-29
OPPOSE THE CHANGE,
Washington County ciiaene OBJECT to
Proposed Now Mail Route.

4 petition 10 be forwarded 10 tho
second assistant postmaster general ut
Waghlnglon, ls being numcrously
signed by Washington county cItl2ons
residing In the towns oi Leeds, Belle.
yuo, La Virken Toquoryllo, Nlrgm
Wheeler Rockville ana sprlngdalc. IN
opposition 10 the proposed change IN
the through mail route coming from
Lund station ON tho Halt Lake Route 10
s. George Petitioners uyor that by
the change the towns mentioned would
BIO cut on from proper outlet for their
mail the daily service would be done
away with, and I'm order 90 commune
cate with kannarrAyillc. the nearest
town IN Iron county, q letter witch
now travels but 2j mllvs rom the
Leeds distributing olllco to knnnarlu-
VILE would under the proposed route
from Modcna to ~ George have To
travel $3.50 miles, and IN order for my
one Of the towns mentioned TO reach
cedar rlty their mail matter would
be compelled 10 travel an average dis
tanco ot 2S miles under the new route
as proposed, while under The present
established route matt matter travels
but an ayoruge ~ l6 miles 10 reach
the same point
Aftcr stating further similar reasons
why the change should not be made,
the petition rccltes we therefore ros
specially petition that we be- not cut
on from a dally mail service ana com.
PEELED Ia suffer permanent Injury 10
an our business Interests ana urge That
tho mail route from Lund station tp
~ George bo continued 10 the bcnont
~ tho people Of the eastern part ~
Washington county
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-29
POWELL UNDER BONDS.
Mas Who Threatened TO XII Mayor
Suatton Must Behave,

Thomas Powell who was arrested az
the home Of Mayor SlruDon Of Mur.
ray few NIGHTS ugo after having gone
there tor the purpose Of numbering the
mayor was tried before Justice Holm
at Murray today and was placed under
bonds IN the sum Of $4,000 to Keep rho
Powell went TO the mayors home, hut
some ono notified the latter ~ his mis-.
sion and also notified Marshal Muuss
Of the Intention of the man, 20 he was
arrested before Ne rot INTO the house,
Assistant county Attorney willard
Hanson prosecuted the cnsc and Powell
was defended hy Attorney David
llaigh
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-29
10 DEVELOP OREGON.
farly Extension NJ the columbia south
crn N Promised,

Portland, or, June 20, Early eyten.
zion ul iuo columbia Southern into
central oregon for o distance NJ about
no miles south from shnnIko, win IN all
probability follow IN me near future
u roconl mspoctlou trlp into the Interior
of OroRon by the officials of the north.
western division of the liprrlmnn sys.
tenn, Gen Manager j, y O'BrIon, ~
the Hartman lines IN Oregon and
Washington H. uoW having prepared
statistics descriptive NJ the district
troyersed by the proposed roRd when
those are complete they VIII be- for.
Wardcd 10 MT Hartman
How much time viii be consumed
IN consideration Of these reports by Mr.
Hartman is ,onjcclurnl but n ig be-.
levcd that the formal announcement
viii be made about the middle of Jus,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-29
DEATH or MRS. REFS,
Mombor Of Finh Ward Choir Goes to
join The Choir Invisible"

Mrs Mary Ann Roos, wife Of John a,
lloos dlot ot 1880 last night NJ her
homo, rear of 1000 south Second West
street ot Jnuudlco after IN illnoHg ~
rumo months Tho deceased underwent
un operation about Two months ago
und was thought 10 ho gctung along
nicely, when complications vet in,Whlrh
mully terminated iu htr douth
Mrs. RcnE was the oldest daughter
of Mr. and MrE George H. Perry and
was born nj London, England, May 49,,
1851 sho cmIgralrd 10 TITAN IN 1870
since which time uhc has been lcsl'
dent NJ This cltN About two years
mao her oldest sun was Killed through
ftIlug down the elevator shaft I'm the
Mccormick block Tho blow was u
severe one ana 80 prcyod upon the
mothers mind that enc has never boon
tho same woman since, MIS- Reese
WAS faithful LOtlrr'dny Saint, and
for number M yonig was valued
member NJ the lNfth ward choir, Hho
loavon IA husband and two children
Tho funeral will he held from tho
Firth ward assembly rooms saturday,
,nly T. m . H. M The remains may
mo viewed AZ the nlo residence be.
tween thc hours Of ~ and !, on that
dlN