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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-02-25
La verdadera Locii6in Horneop3tjca
Cu[atva del Dr.. LObb
de HamameIis de Virginia.

inofensivo y el mas eacaz que Sc CO.
noce imparte yitalidad y energia al
orgauismo enriqueciendo los gl6bu.
los sanguineos ; cura radicalmente las
escr6fulas, las erupciones de la picl,
eczama, las manchas iaciales, la aspe-
reza del rostro y de las manos, los ba,
rros todas las afecciones ocasiona.
das q0r impureza 8 debilidad de la
sangre. Precio, 25 centavos.
Oirtzco Observation-Disclosures mis-
seryicios a todos los que no Sc en-
cuentrsn disfrutando de buena salud,
para atenderle por correspondence.
No omito esfuerzo alguno para resta
blecer mis- paciertes,
DOCTOR II. w. LOBB.
| y $40 Is III. st. Phlade7phia Pa.
U. $. 4.
PHASE el &Manual del DR.. Lobb. ,
Indispensable en- el hogar.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-02-25

Sc adnlten aumnos 5neos eetenos media pesi6u ms.
ucco Pmarla compea Ensenanza Prctca M6todos
nos Cursos completes de MArEMlroAs TENEDURA LBRos
lDoMAs 1AQUGRAFlA ESCRTURA MAQUINA Pidase e Re-
gGncato. -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
TRADED OFF /: PARKER I|I| k.ER| / !.
FOR .HE|TFE|:|L|..D| /. III VOTES. 0 5:
This Charge Made by One One ot the
Witnesses in the Smoot
Investigation. Sa
By Associated A press.)

S.iSlYAsIIlNCFrON,. =, January a l-,-- -,--
Nearly the entire day In the smoot IN
yestlgation was devoted 70 q continue a.
tion Of Testimony relating to political CON col
aditions In Idaho, Frank Martin and and ~
III. Holshalmer, prominent Idaho Demo-
csrats, that majority Of the Democrats
Of the state opposed ian unnecessary at
tack" on the Mormon Church, which they
said was the effect Of the anti-polyg
blank OF the \ party ss state platform
James IT, Brady, chairman OF the He-
publican state Committee. testified 70
taking advantage OF Democratic charges
in order to gat votes for the Repuplt-
cnn ticket. He charged also that the penn
iocruts traded Off Judge Parker, the Deus
ocratic candidate for President, for les
for former Senator Heitfeld, the Demo-
cratic Candidate for Governor. lust beyore
the ad ]ournme was 81 ken nnt y tosnof-
row, BJ W. NJ yYhitecotton Of Prove,
Utah, was called II the stand, and M
examination begun III relation TO political
conditions in Utah. Mr. iiolshein,er 8s'a q
there had been no plural marriages IN
Idaho since the Ilnnife sto, |,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
DEATH WATCH | !
N0N50vER: | | ! N'.CUG U!|G||
Prisoner Resents Being M owed
Into More Rigid
5 Quarters.
viii NOT COMMIT ! d n SUICIDE I 1: {:
;yVept When g old ecision Tof
Supreme Court r forss e. His:
Few Hours 81 Life
\ (speclal to The !, 7 ines 3, D,spat j.

Especial to The Times-D Dtspat tch.J
M sSs cHARLoTTBsv1IlLD, a. Jan. 49, a.
Although the decislon of IL tho Al s,lnrelno
Court refusing a writ * error to y, Samuel
ffArocue. conv Voted / OF tho nj der .ot iisi
wife. ana 3undori sentence to bos hanged
Oh tho 9th. was received IN Charlottes-S
Ylllo1 and current on tho streets y III less
/ than fiyeB minutes af ter it's official ans
snounceinen the condemned man was not
informed that HIS last hope wa 3 gone as
FAR as the courts aro concerned. until
! after o'clock Il bis Al ternoon. a that
hour Sergeant g, r Rogers, "a aooompanied2
by AIessrs. yalker and \ s lnclair. |. of MO
sCue's counsel. Chief -of- T Police B i rice and
Officers 4 neron and Marshal, ], ppcar n
sed; the ,s
geatlt cred the Ecell uil
panied the sot hers renal ming %in4 the@cor-
Eridor. a fter the off cer had shake II hands
with the doom cd man. Mr., ,iS Sinclair en- Y
tered. 83 Tho sergeant then said q that la
had to perform u tho @unploas asant3 sdu tys Of
telling him that E the applicatlo for Il a.
writ OF orr rors had Il been H rel fused " The
prisoner mad aS no rp n W and y unlimited
Squietly to being u s care cfeds n by Officera
on his person, z hen Nc Cue brokeS down,
and wep sssi!.!5
,3.S Will Not Commit Suicide
After q minute or SO, 10 spoke fois the
first line am not 1, going to commit
suicide, ISwill not snuff out this life. for
Is lis only a matter OF time anyway and
I'LL did so, II would not 500 my darling
wlfe IN III eayen.,y IIe & nd lded IA t hat he
hated to leave his children. . but was go-s
Ing to meet his wife in$ Heaven. e
@ Sergeant Rogers notified z him that he
would have II move him to ano tile cell
The prisoner was IN OF slow to let It J; baa
known that this was very istaStetu To-
4 him. 81 y III .a..S
why can't III stay hero These walls
have become very dear to e. s 3 3Sis
sii9..These are my ORDERS replied Mr..
Rogers, and i will have to carry them
s75
\ Then began the transfer to- the Isteel
cage IN what IS known as the new part
OF the jail. erected some yea rs ngo ana r!
provided with all tho modern app lances$
for the safe o-keeping OF criminals, M "
Tho prisoner insisted on taking all Of
his effects Ito his new quarters, but he
was not permit tied to transfer his Atrllrl
or any OF his papers except his ~ 5Illel
curtains ana phot toGrnphs and other nr S A
Sticles Of like character were locked IN MS
old quarters. ana tho serEettnt. toopS p lS's'
session OF the key to the door here were
conveyed to his cell "a table. type ewrterl
ana a number OF religious books; all Of
the after. except his Bihlo, the prisoner
ca ca rrlec wrapped Il In his blankets 8. (. he5
Bible waa~borne' BY Mr. Sine
Realized Difference.
;l{S McCuc evidently realized y distinct dlf--3
ference In his condition, His Old cell was
!com1nodious. Tie dimensions OF his new
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
TO ACQUIRE
VIRGINIA & CHARLEST0
(specinl Ia rho Ii,nes- Dlspatch.)

af Especial ia Tho Illness lspatch.l
PHILADELPIIIA,P P'A., January IA
Pennsylvania direc tors llaye ordered a. call
for tho annual meeting at which the
stockholders will be asked to considcr an
INCREASE In the bonded indabt tedness Of
the company and also the acquisition sof
tile iPIttshurg, Virginia and "a H ss Cha rleston
Railway, E 81.
Pennsylvania proposes 10 absorb tie Ylr-
glnia nnd Charleston Railway, ono OF
tho most Important Subsidiary lines which
supplies all tho tonnage for the indus
tries OF the AIonongaheln Valley and 7the
adjacent coke regions. # V @
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
.sAl,N|||I|1yH0F " DUKE
/ 10 Q :|.: @|NQU||RED|aI|NT|I0!|.. / 0.
Justice Gaynor Appoints a Com
mission for This Purpose,
AZ Habeas Corpus To-day.
4 n,. Press j

IN lfASsN'A y
NEW york., il nuur tlpe. cay
nor, OF tile Supreme Court, Sto-dn ny4IapTs.. p.
pointed \ Isaac Franklin 4 Russell. OF the
New York Law university, EdW. W.
C,andees and pr. Thomns j.. lEogarty,t Of
brooklyn, to not as N commission q slll
mon Il. Jury and take testi tinlony on jan
,,ary l9t il, concerning the SAM 4 l'rodles
Dulse, now confined in y sanitairlplm Elll
at Flushing, III .s y, 4
4 THE commission, was q ppoiNted ~ s ! re-
spDpse ton petition presented tossJ lce ,s
iGaynorg thlsnfterno by Mr. tJNger, 81 Aof
the Law {fiyn, of Levy aud Y ~ be-
half 81 Is. Duke and Ter lusba nd.
Mrs. spuke.s IS .retl ton leges that DUKES s.
commitment 10 the sanltarHn by justice
irruaX waslSWithouts previous 3llotl non,
Ia herself ar husband, and tliht the pa
ltIent Is deprived Of his liberty y1tllout
due pTocess $0f Jaw 4. IN 4.
To.morrow s3eforc - Just ice ]; lislynor III
iBropkyn, !, Hrpdies ri p ullsc y n hes zen
"a court oi, IA, writ nf hlbeas sSeor orpt,ll!s,
Il ignea yes lcrdityy hy tllo ( tdus t!ae, !.
Tile Duke family, t{s wa ~ n Learned Y 70
III rot spnly seek to the ma y
81 rlage OF thelr3 klnsrnan TO Mss Webb an
8nulled, (, but VIII bring ormlnpll ehaEKess
against sscertsln persons WHO VIII tt,
Wit q consp to bring 2 bout
shts- mi, aNc. ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
HUNDRED THOUSAND MI NERS.
Il GO OUT ON STRIKE

Il VS. si!s (By Associated Press.j
minors at tho Westphalian District have
struck, A meeting Of union leaders will
be held on Thursday to determine
Iwhether3the strike shall be made general.
!Tbe desire to save larest!ge among the
lrrliners nfluencsd them to- Ike this step,
The opera tors at N Neu,0d In the silesian
gp!striet have refused the dem ards Of the
miners. y .nego citations have bean broken
spfY and tho stgtk isSS IN full progrsss
stherss liSiS
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
DRMIA1|'i.IH|.E.!||lI|!S|:II!D!|I!|'E|::.| 4.
|NNANCHE:.51E:R|:. [ !. |! / |: ]:
Tic IL lX1lo WI and @B 'cloved5 ed
P,ysicial, 3.sA7' Away,s
s35, Long Illness: s ri
LoNG LEE well e SPENT $, : El'|'
Had Long SEnj Dyed an an :ls xtell-- sst'sl1l-
*siiycs + racticc and Been Ac-- ~ .s
$5 tivcsSin Church Apork.


aS Dr. II Thomas II. Ms thews, Que $of tho
most most widely known sicians sin this
community and chriatiaila gentleman. Z. Il q
held III affectlonat to egard by all who to
knew him. died ayesterday mo orning sAat A his as
home. .. 1900 Bainbrtdg stree, Man
clicste
he fun era Will ia ke place ttils fter-
on from ainbrid so Street Baptist
Church. 81 which decea had long been
ono ~ the leading members. Several niln-
Iistels Will take part IN the scrytce e. 9
nun mbar OF. official dies will attend, and
the. .intcrn,ent vi II sbc made in s1Iolly
where three of his children are buried .3}3S
The 8 lea tr 4 OF Dir. Ma tlews, following
weeks OF pain and suffering, was peace
Eful. n; Though his n family an gg friends
had hoped until wi thin sa few VS. OF
end that she might recover, the physician
realized from he begi inning hat Ihe5 w5uldj l
hardl up again Having lived IN sim.
pie faith. 3lie al sin the blessed hope q
eternal bliss.
"a: Man Among Men.
Ss Dr. Mathews was one Of the most vide
sly known men Of the com munity He He
FNnQ SllSGu IN - \ y
and 4. had 8 d large practice in chat city
and in r edmond and Chest ED Scourl- n
8ty.. Ho was 4 a family slcian: Of the
old school. & and In some homes had sprac
5ticed on as many as five genera tons 81
possessed talents as & Al sur georl, but did
not ma ke IA pccialty e this His. distinct
field was home practice. OF genial dis
position & and sunny temperament his
visits. TO 4 the sick room were rs ray s. q
sunshine. His patients not only had the
utmost conf fldenco In his SIX butt also
loved hin, as "a gentle and \ sympat thctic
Sfriond. T heir Y devot ton was Ss b own b by
the sorroWing crowds who flocked ito Il stne
house yesterday afternoon and last might
s8 Though busllS engaged With a large
practice. Dir, NJ thews took sil deep IN ter-S
est In public and eligious mat ters, and
in the latter was quite act tive. ie EsllraniS3
from public office, but was ever ready
TO counsel and aid in any tier look
2tng Ito tho welfare 3of the community. TO
church and denominati tional work he gave
freely OF his time and means, Ia md render.
ed valuable service. JYhe therS rs teacher
"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
FEATURES OF lOTEDf M CUE; MI
CASE BRIEFLY L'Y' SET tx RTH

Mrs Tanne McGue McCue former Mayor Of
their that SUNDAY
their bedroom just
their retun while
found beaten and shot ~ he pain
liberal reward
Before it
cluded arrested With the O. s
indicted
the September arragned and pleaded
case was the October term
getting jury
summoned before twelve
for Jurors and mileage 81 866.
Hearing of testimony began October
than
All petition
AID forwarded appellate
terday the Writ Of error.
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13
HOLDS.
FINE Meeting ING
Presid h axes 3. IS Strong
4. r eport and IS !: Re 2.,s lectte
for Anotl tller Ter l.lrll..5 81
SOME j ANS AN J; ]. FoR PRo oeREss
Would Have 4 u Ric chmond Placed l7'I;a (. Cd
Basis I s.; $ as as
II e 4 ia !; Ma tiers; y; 81
soM GO PLANs For ] Z PROGRESS /: g / /: S;
Would III ave Ric h1npnd Placed


SSs salient commend a lions sIn& the an
nualSreport of Presl dent E. ,Gs.s Les!la,'
sJr., Of the chan,be of cotn'ns cree; q Il
sSThe devslopn ent ! 81 u R!chu,o 4 In.
telre sts az y III cturfno seentres
sssT 81 eeure Tor Could every p pos = 81
slbieS ncourse cement u the sreat!SV
She proposes, t,lch viii unite Riet,-
smond With the valu able L deysate ter and
sNort1ernS Neck terri tories.
STo secure proper trafflc p a,,sls.tengerl
conn e.ctl lons N and schedules with the
.vatleytf Of Virginia, shenar, doah y Valley,
Fl e.adm, ont and southwest virsI Inia.
3sssTo prevent certain serious and
alarming determinations ag alnst Rich
mon II f(lIkewlse other vlrg III cltlesl
nov under i cons deratl 8 IN n freIoft
8tar.lft that are undergoing revision.
Amp le appropriations by congress
for Improvement Of y an,e''s River, and
Tor building anew post lee (, as: urged
3In the foregoing.
prom otlon ,of del d able mlsratioll,
"a. certain nearby counties. IS
Il. * proper present alton Of Z he great
Inducements r chrond offers 70 cap
aItaItsts In that lIne. for the constrruc' 9.
tlor, of one Or more larae Up IS. date ate
hotels.
TO promote a m overnent: for the
erection Of a large udltorl sS
TO furt her, "! all possl lbIe me ans the
extension OF the ,.clty's corporate $lirn--l
SIts,s and the bul ulldlna of free bridge
on the present site OF M ayo'ss ridge, \
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13

i{4rhe annual meeting OF the Chamber
5of conncrcc was held last night and
tho report Of President - {. 6. Ieigh. 81 r.,
wa s read and adopted amid great entliu--5
sIasm, 1T being considered "a q very able
paper by all who heard f.l
$i 2AllSthe present officers were re-elected.
ana tic. reports OF all the officers showed
tho chamber 70 l,c doing an admirable
work for tho communitS. 8 Il III
d president H Leigh called ~ the z Chamber
To- order ut 6;1o@ O clock, and II Secretary
Dunlop. read the minutes Of tho85last
smse.ing. j n v SSS -
Ss The president (aGr,s. q. Morris lin the
chair read f his annual report to the
5Chpn,ber. 81 Tho paper Nv S 4 al, able one,
and WAS listened 10 4 earnestly by the
3nlombers, S55 4 S. ts ~.
Al Strong Paper. 5s
A. The report is 4 nsidercd one 2of the.
abIest papers ever read to the body. ] t
reviews Ill some langth5 the work 4of the
Chamber during the past year. and then
makes IN number of recommend tlons on
ma tors pcrtaining to The 3clty's
welfare, q ssyi @ Ii s. 5sffj5 n ls
&bIne FOLLOWING $lntcrcSt|Iis scolllnlellult-i
ltlon Is made ms to n new Federal lbuildlng:
IA Richmond stands greatly In need OF ~ new5
building for her slapid " gro wing postal busl-
taho2 of figures showing tho glpss caeh rer
espts e ne Iaoaa oftsa Is ss eSgaysa With q
West, for tle fiscal year ending juno 10Th,
1901. r his table also gives the nopulatlon OF
each OF these cities for the year 1000
Place s ,83l VI g4i "a Gross Population by
355ssi6 ,e3 3asi 4 receipts, census OF 1900,
Richmond, Ya,..,.,. !. s91b, $50 % 81, ,050 IS
Memphis Tenn I, =. 81 ,3l7 50a so
HDayto,lF I. . 800. .965 "a So, ,S23
Syracuse N. 4, Il, q, Il Cos ~ 1OS,3lt a
New Haven, Conn, 4. fa54 .602 62 los. OF a
5Iiort laid Orc Il, .83 20 90, ,a?8
RNashvllp Tenn. SS0, 43l " " 80. 700
Albany n. y%S, ,Sb2i y wv ", l6I 4s
GRAND Rapids, Mich /. 81. $50 81 81. .t6sf f5
EWOrcester MASH, BOY, DtS " iis w llS. III
Scranton, IN Ia, ,2t2 y. ,Cey
Allegheny Pa, 100 ~ ,s9G
Improve the Harbo bor,
,nhe report deals at a len gt h a Will. the
subject of tho 'ilnpra Yemen vs. ol James
River, n and 81 the lowing g y IA nsliage IS
5stlllot ed ~ d ,stss ~ Sl
ss ''lrorF more than hal century, the
alalest minds liaye;s en1pha sized n he Inns
ssg f(sor tiutled & Of 81 hlrI PAGE, so
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-13

go ,.J;;'s;atinuea On srl9iya a se.l
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The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-02-03
Renting Babies in Paris.

Mrs. John Van Worst in Harpers
Magazine: The written law provides
for every child in France, that the gov
eminent supplements the home edu-
cation, and when necessary replaces it
entirely. but as matter of fact there
are scores of children in Paris. es-
pecially, who have been shaken free
of their parents, Or been cast off by
them, and who live vagabond exis-
tence, playing hide-and seek With the
officers Of the law. Among this band
the commonest Offense is begging
though generally there is some older
person back of the whining specimens
one meets on the streets The fruitful
incomes in this profession are OBJ
tanned only through children. During
the nights between New Years and
Christmas a baby in long clothes. es
pecially if it be delicate looking rents
for as high as SIS or Sc. His brothers
and sisters from to . years old bring
50. while those still older are worth
only 81 on the coolest days.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-02-03
Not Too Late to Mend.

Chicago Tribune: On looking over
his proofs a second time Charles Reade
found a provoking Typographical err
ror.
fastening 10 the telephone. he called
up his publisher.
Say" lie exclaimed. 81 want you to
make one more correction. On page
147. third line from the top"
It's too late, Mr.. Reade," interrupted
the publisher The whole edition is
worked off and in the hands of the
binder"
The exasperated author hung up the
phone and swore terribly
Don't judge him harshly. reader Put
yourself in his place. The mistake he
had found was in Never Too Late to
Mend y
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-02-03
Mr.. HAYDEN'S VIEWS
GIVES HIS OPINION OF THE BEST
TREATMENT FOR PARALYSIS.
Declares That DR.. Williams Pink Pills
Restored the Use of His Limbs When
All Other Remedies Failed.

Declares That DR.. Williams Pink Pills
Restored the Use of His Limbs When
All Other Remedies Failed.
The premonitory symptoms of paraly-
sis:.are: trembling Of the hands; sudden
loss of power in arms or legs, frequently
affecting one whole side of the body; stag.
gering; partial or entire inability to use
the fingers distortion of the features,
sometimes All uncomfortable quivering
of the chin; severe pains; difficulty in
speech. Frequently the first warning is
vague feeling of headache, vertigo and
muscular weakness.
In a recent interview Mr.. w. J. L.
Hayden said: - truly think that DR..
Williams Pink Pills are a great medi-
cine for they cured me when physicians
and other remedies had failed to give
me the slightest relief Too close at
tention to business brought on an attack
of nervousness which finally developed
into paralysis. There We're times when
it was impossible for me to move my
hands or to get up from chair At
other times had partial control of my
limbs, but l was afraid to go far from
the house for fear | might suddenly be-
come helpless and have to be carried
home.
"While was in this miserable con-
dition, was stricken with malarial fever
and confined to bed for four months l
had the best physicians, but while they
relieved my fever their treatment did
not entirely drive the malaria from my
system, and they did not help my par
alysis in the least,
Il was well nigh despairing when a
friend persuaded NE to try Dr. Williams
Pink Pills When had finished one box
could see results that encouraged me-
My condition kept steadily improving,
and when had taken seven boxes was
cured of paralysis and the malaria was
completely driven out Of my system.
For two years now have enjoyed the
best of health and have attended to bus
mess without any interruption.
Mr.. Hayden's home is at No. 1852 West
seth street. New York. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills have cured many similar cases
of paralysis, also locomotor ataxia They
are sold by all druggists. A treatment
SO simple, inexpensive and successful
should be tried by every sufferer from
partial paralysis i'll any of its stages.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-02-03
Where It Is Really Cold.

Chicago Tribune: Where one learns
that four deaths and much suf-
fering resulted from the sudden fall in
the temperature of Tuesday, when the
lowest point recorded by the Their
mometer was a few degrees above zero,
he naturally imagineS that the arctic
explorer who faces the low tempera
lures of the polar regions must be
exposed to conditions almost beyond
human endurance. Zero weather seems
comparative mild when one learns that
at Werchojansk. Siberia, the tempera-
ture was 80 degrees on January 10.
1855. and that this place, which is the
coolest spot in the world, frequently
undergoes mean temperature of &c
degrees below zero.
But the low temperature of the polar
regions do not result in such great suf-
ferng among explorers as one may i'm
agine. A temperature of zero. accom-
panied with high humidity and a fierce
gale, may result more fatally in the
temperate zone than temperature of
SO or 60 degrees below zero where the
high humidity and wind are absent.
The arctic explorer does not fear the
extreme cold so much as he does the
long period of darkness. the restricted
and limited diet, and the diseases re-
sulting from insufficient nourishment.
In his "Three Years of Arctic Ser
comparative ease with which frost
bites may be avoided in extremely low
temperatures by using simple and well
known precautions. His observations
on this point would seem to be con-
frmed by his further statement that
during two years of unequaled cold and
darkness, nearly nine months of which
time had been marked by the total alb
Sence of the sun and aNnean tcmpera-
ture of -34.4 degrees, there was not 4
case of serious frost bite in his party.
During the winter months of this per-
iod temperatures between GO and 70
degrees below zero We're frequently re-
corded.
The Chicagoan who attempts to soft
en- the sting OF the winters wind" by
quoting the low temperatures of the
polar regions and who thinks to sum-
mon his fortitude by picturing the in
clemencesto which the arctic explorer
is exposed, is a false philosopher. The
average citizen of the temperate zone
is more unprepared for zero weather
and suffers more when it suddenly ar
rives than the fur-clad, pork eating
scientifically equipped person who is
recording a temperature of of 1913
degrees at latitude of 50 degrees 81
minutes north.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-02-03
Not on the Barber.

Austin CTeX) Statesman: Louis
Stovall is deaf and dumb barber in
this city. The other day a commercial
drummer" went to Stovall's shop for
shave and shampoo. The end of the
towel tickled him in the ear and he
asked Louis to tuck it in, which request
was complied with in that 1T was ac-
companied by more or less pantomime
The tickling towel reminded the drum
mer of a bug story which he immedi-
ately began to relate to the tonsorial
artist in his peculiar and inimitable
style. When the next barber asked
him who he was talking to he ex-
planned that he was telling his barber
"A funny story and sailed ahead.
Were you ever in Kansas" he
asked.
Louis said nothing, but still the
drummer did not get wise. When he
finished the story and got to the big
laugh Louis was out in front stropping
his razor and never batted an eyeld.
But the other BARRIERS laughed long and
loud and when the light dawned the
man with the big story went and dug
up a special box he had won on re-
suits in West Virginia and everybody,
including Louis, smoked up.