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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-08-17

chamherlain's Collie, Cholera and
Never fails. Buy it now. It may save life.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-08-17

N. w. Brown & Co.
Headquarters for loo Bargains.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-08-17
CA9ToRIA.r.
Bears tina The Kind You Have Always BOUGHT
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SCHOOL.

MRS. BRAGG AND Miss HEARTT
will resume the exercises of their
school on August %. 1905.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22
ASK CARTtR'S VIEWS
On (URFEW LAWS

The Boys and Girls National Curfew
Association has sent the following let.
ter to Governor Carter, probably as
fitting supplement to the letter he re-
ceived yesterday from the Divorce Con-
gress people:
4.%ecutive Board, Indianapolis, Ind,
Nov. "a, '05.
To his EXcelency, Governor of Hawaii
Dear Sir:It aaffords me very great
pleasure to call the attention of Your
EXcellency to the growth in public
favor of certain laws, state and muniC-
ipal, especially the curfew ordinances
for the protection of all youths Of
cities and towns from the vices of the
streets.
At the twelfth annual meeting Of
the Executive Board of the National
Association, which convened in this
city October 13, 1905, 1t was estimated
that 1000 cities and towns have in force
the ordinance and the officials Of many
of these have certified to a decrease of
60 to 80 per cent in delinquencies
among youths. The enforcement OF
this ordinance notes the most import
ant reform, both social and moral,
among the youths Of the nation since
the foundation of our government.
With a view of securing the cooper.
alton of the executives of all states in
promising information respecting their
views on the reform in question, |
urgently request an examination by
you OF TIE laws mailed you under sep.
arate cover, that you may give expires.
sion to your views on the same. Re
ports in this behalf will be used at the
convention to be held in Washington,
ID. c., in December of this year.
Trusting an early reply, | am,
Yours very respectfully,
+. W. DOUGLAS,
Chairman.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22
ONE AGAINST THE DRAPER.

A young lady, who was in the habit
of dealing at certain diapers shop
Tor such small things as buttons and
tape, received on various occasions a
small buttonhook in lieu her fathing
change. On demonstrating once or
twice she was told rather CURLY that
they had not any farthings.
She said no more; but one day, her
purchase amounting to one shilling
she calmly laid on the counter forty,
eight small buttonhooks.
What is this for?" asked the as,
tonished shOpman.
why" she replied sweetly, these
are the forty-eight buttonhooks | have
received from you instead of farth.
ings. II they are coin for you they
are coin for me-"
So saying she took up her parcel
and went away
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22

The Christmas program of the high.
sr grades at Kaahumanu School is ~
follows:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22
KONA MAN OBJECTS
IN LETTER
TO M0nMEN TfA(tERS

The first meeting of the Board Of
Education since the return of Superin.
tendent Babbitt from Hilo was held
yesterday afternoon. present being
superintendent Babbitt and Commits
sioners Mrs. Jordan. Mrs. Wilcox and
w. X. Harrington, G. l.. Wight and Al.
Mrs. Gum asked for a leave of alb.
sence for the rest of the school year
on account of i'll health, recommend.
ing that Miss Cameron take her place.
This was granted.
Babbitt said this would he good
time to place Pohukaina and Kawaia.
hao under one principal and save some
money. The latter was in fact only
receiving room for the former. Miss
Perry OF the hawaiahao school mad re-
signed. IL was decided 10 place the
Two schools under the principal OF the
fonukaina schooi'
MIS- IRAN had asked 10 De trans
lerred from the Norman SchoOl, as her
heal'h was not equal 10 the WORK. Sne
was gwen MISS cameron pace at TO
hukalna.
MISS rrailSa hau asked LOT trans
Ter IRON Nalpanu ana MISS Nunes Tor
on 20 9nroi,I,, % Uiss p 49, m" ,.as ~
nointod 10 Kayyoiohao arJ Nj 49,, "p
10 KauInweIa ''"0 "''' ''''' ''""''
tn rast,ra,,o, 30 ,,,,., t,,,,,,.
,rorn xavimnoia no. anm,os i>o''''"s
I, nod Laan s,,.oas,od ~, Nii,, ,,o,
sorra,, iooI, ga go ,oa,,'a a., II IN
San,,o, 49, ,,,.. o i' ~ ".e
nndar no.. s,,Uar,isior yrni,
10 an ,hn nrapo hnIJ H.. Nj T raS "On
iody srnn, ,ha cnas, bad hoon s,,nnos1
Cd ,or ,bo ,ioca b,,, =, no.. ,Ls,,s,L,
hos, ~ nro,,nta Iocoi ,oaohors '''e"'
,rha ,,iaoa y, u,oi,,at,, tas, ,..,,, H..
Me- Eranco's ,ranpsa, ,,a's os,arnt :.
Mis- ca,,i,
:, ~
MISS Louisa ~ run anu MISS IVY
y. o9.h Applied lor positions
VI ,,aha,na' rms matter was reierreu
u 'ne ieasners committee.
'e.'er rom Mona asked tne board
ID II hieM ,nat u!eu'ih,tne'wool MOI.
mons taught IN the SCHOOLS there ana
asNeu u parents Vouiu ne lorceu 10
senu ti,eir chlluren mere ne onerea 10
,urhlsn more Information baDDitt
. uau ",i is.' te''ihs ,he "r''er u supp!
'ie auuil'oiiai ue'aiis'
Miss Carrie Claypool "rote that she
had taught in Aiea since October 2S,
but her name had not appeared on the
payroll. 1t appeared that she had been
paid for November and December but |
not for the period from October % to |
/. 1t was decided to correct |
the payroll accordingly.
Babbitt reported that the Puunene
school had been opened. He had spok.
on with its principal, Mr.. Rosecrans,
who came to Honolulu, and did not |
think there would be more trouble.
Miss Cameron OF the High School
had been offered a better position and
would not remain at her present
salary. II was stated that Miss
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22
Our Merchandise Orders
make an easy method
of buying CHRISTMAS
Gifts
A Carnival Of Holiday Goods
thousand and one articles at special low prices
Christmas Goods

Pretty sofa cushions S5c 81 and
upwards.
Don't forget our handkerchief values
they are the best In town.
See our embroidered hemstitehed
handkerehiefs at 1Oc
Look at our hand embroidered, all
linen initial handkerchiefs at 15c
Our mems embroidered initial hand.
kerehefs at 25c are all linen.
Children's initial handkerehiefs az
25c box.
HOLIDAY FANS.
Spangled fans in black and white, In
all sizes. Handsome white spange
fans, neat designs at soc and 75c
each.
NECK RuFFs.
An entire line Of neck ruffs In white,
black and black and white, will be
sold at almost
o-HAlF PRICE.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22

Il do not believe In sandwiching
courtship with religion" said the sec
rotary of the Y. NJ. c. A. in New York
recently. mo man can hold a hymn
book with charming young woman
and pay attention to what the min.
lister is saying" He advocates separ.
ate churches for the two sexes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22

Blank books OF all sorts, Iedgers,
etc, manufactured by the Bulletin Pub
fishing Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22

What soc will buy
Fancy boxes for handkerchief,
gloves and neekwear.
White spangled fan.
Coral necklace.
A dozen fancy border hafdkerehiefs.
Sterling tipped, celluloid whist
counters.
Fancy lace stocks.
Irish point applique scarf or square.
Elegant hat pin.
1.2 doz. hand embroidered pure linen
initial handkerchiefs.
I doz. fancy border, ladies' handker.
chiefs.
Cherry wood log cabins for jeweIry,
Fancy work boxes.
A box Of embroidered initial hand
kerchiefs.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22
CHRISTMAS EXERCISES

The Christmas program of the high.
sr grades at Kaahumanu School is ~
follows:
Rooms Ola.
Kaahumanu School.
Friday, December 22, 1905, at H. 800
2. M:
Plano Duet OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Cecilia Chuck Hoy. Maggie Hollinger.
Song-"Silvery Bells" -. ...........
Room 8.
observation-disclosures Flowers" =.
Room 10.
Song - "Hark the Herald Angels"
sing ...... .,,...... ............
Room II.
Christmas Song ...... .............
Rooms 13 and IA.
Either Solo ...................
All Tan.
Recitatlon-"A Riddle" -. ........
Room 0.
Song-"Merry Bells of JOY" .......
Room IL.
Marguerite Creighton.
Recltation-"A Merry Christmas and
q Glad New Year" ..........,
Room "a.
Cantata-"In Search of the King.
Room 10
A Christmas Recitation ............,
Room II.
Song-"Angels Adore Him" .........
Room 10.
Recitation-"The Christmas Travel
e'6 ''''.', ''''...' ..'''''''''
Room ~.
Carol-"We Three Kings of Orient.
Rooms 10. II. -. l3. IA.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22
What 25c will buy

What ZSc will buy
A box Of fine initial ehiIdren's hand.
kerchiefs.
A fancy pillow top.
A sample box Of Lundbora's perfume
containing s small bottles.
A large bottle Of Lundborg's per
fume.
A box Of fancy toilet soap.
A ehild's embossed leather purse.
The new style bead necklaces.
Shell side combs.
A very fine initial linen handkerchief
1-2 doz. ladies' fancy border hand.
kerchiefs.
Pretty embroidery turn over collars.
Fancy Windsor Scarf.
2 pretty hat pins.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-12-22
A thousand
ASpecial in
Silk Kimonos

Very dainty creations Of silk and
lace; colors, pink, light blue, hello.
trope and white:-
$3.50 QUALITY .....S3 90
$500 QUALITY ....S3.75
A handsome present at less than
half the regular price.
KNIT SHAWLS.
Ice wool shawIs In white and coIors
at SIS upwards.
Ripple or circular shawls, hand
made, Us upwards.
HOLIDAY UMBRELLAS.
A fine assortment to select from,
very latest mountings.
Ladies' umbrellas, from S1.5O up
to $3.50
Mems umbrellas, steel rods, from
S1.5O to $1,000
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Servant Turned the Tables.

A story is told of a high Anglo-Indian
officer who was in the habit Of soundly
thrashing his servants when they dis
pleased him. One day he ordered a serv-
ant TO go 10 a summer house in the com
pound and wait for him there. Present
ly, turning up with heavy horsewhip
he thus addressed the offender:
Now, you scUundrei. I've got you in
place where no one can hear. and I'll
thrash you within an inch of your life"
The servant, though man of power
full physique, squirmed, native like
Sab, you sure no one can hear?'
Yes. you scoundrel, I've brought you
here on purpose
'Then, sab. | think | thrash you
And he did it so thoroughly that his mas
ter was not visible for week.-Scots-
man.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
The Iacksonian Democrat.

Samantha, read that last once more,
An come out on 1t strong.
My hearin's JUS a trifie pore
must "a got that wrong.
/ thought that-I misheard, l felt
1t sounded jus this way:
"Bill Bryan says that Roosevelt
Is-all-O.-E.
Wots that you say? The same ag'in?
You shore you got 1t right?
Well. that beats me. Why, durn my skin
| can't believe it quite.
Yes, durn my orn'ry, pesky pelt,
To live to see the day
Bill Bryan says that Roosevelt
Is-all-O.-K.,
Now, wot can be Bill Bryan's plan?
Why does he talk like thatI
Has Bryan turned Republican?
Or Roosevelt Democrat?
Is there a new hand bein' dealt?
Not that you've heard of, hey?
Yet Bryan says that Roosevelt
Is-all-O.-K..
Bill Bryan told us all along
The kentry'd shorely bust
That everything would shore go wrong
Eff Roosevelt we should trust.
Great snakes! a stature it would melt
To hear Bill Bryan say
That now he finds that Roosevelt
Is-all-O.-K.!
Bill Bryan, we have fit with you,
An voted as you said;
We've held the views you told us to,
An follered where you led;
Democracy your name has spelt--
1t 5 been ours to obey
An now you say that Roosevelt
Is-all-O.-K..
BIZ Bryan, shorey you've forgot
Or mebby you are right.
1t makes me feel so clean upset
That | cant think a mite.
feel as If I'd got a welt
An was knocked ont the fray
Bill Bryan sayin Roosevelt
IS-all-O.-K.i
Hayden Carruth in New York Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
AltrniSrn.

Alfred II. Love of Philadelphia. presi-
dent of the Universal Peace union, was
talking on the topic, peculiarly congenial
to him, of kindness. Said he:
Il once knew a remarkably kind boy.
He was a great angler. There was
trout stream in his neighborhood that
ran through a rich mans estate. Per-
mits to fish the stream could now and
then be obtained and the boy was lucky
enough to have a permit.
"One day he was fishing with another
boy when Il gamekeeper suddenly darted
forth from a thicket. The lad with the
permit uttered a cry of fright, dropped
his rod and ran off at top speed. The
gamekeeper pursued.
For about a half mile the gamekeeper
was led a swift and difficult chase. Then,
worn ont, the boy halted The man
seized him by the arm and said between
pants:
"'Have you permit to fish on this
estate?'
!" Yes, to be sure said the boy,
quietly.
You have? Then show it to me-
THE boy drew the permit from his
pocket. The man examined it and
frowned in perplexity and anger.
"'Why did you run when you had this
permit?' he asked.
ITO let the other boy get away was
the reply. He didn't have noner -
Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Strange Sport for Divers.

When the great diving bell which is
used on the Admiralty harbOr works az
Dover sank into the. sea yesterday ii
surprised a shoal of sprats.
The men seated round its sides saw in
the glare of the electric light a strange
sight.
Suddenly the water beneath them be
came alive with thousands of the tiny
silvery fish. which darted hither and
thither in their efforts to escape from I'M
expected captivity.
Some succeeded in diving under the
edges of the bell, but as the machine
descended nearer and nearer to the bot
tom the few inches of water in it be
came thick with the fish.
When the bell rested on the ocean bed
the met set to work and captured nearly
4 thousand of the fish
1t is not unusual. they say, to catch
fish or two as they go down, but never
before has it been their experience to
encounter Il ShOal.
The men in the bell work at depth Of
fortv-three fathoms below low water
mark.
The FISH were probably attracted by
the electric light which is used in the
BELL London Express.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Mystery of Talking Tree Still Unsolved.

An investigation undertaken recently
by committee of reliable citizens OF
McCracken county, Ky, into the talk
ing tree in Heath township ended in
the rout and myStihcation of the com
mittee. One thing only was established
and that the fact the tree is dying slow
ly from the continuous tramping of the
earth about its roots The tree is on
VIII Albcrt's farm and for years the
mystery of its supposed vocal powers
has been upon the countrySide hundreds
there are who viii testify that on occa-
sion voice apparently coming from the
tree cries: There are treasures buried
ut my roots The investigating com
mttec listened for few hours before the
human like cry sent the members trcm-
bling back to town The members of
family which lived there several wears
ago became 50 frightened nj the voice
they sold the farm ut sacrifice and
went AWAY
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18

Il should like to look at a stove-pipe
hat" sad the man who was guided by
his wife in his shopping tour.
He Thinks" explained the wife to the
salesman. that he will look crate in a
stove-pipe hat"
I'VE have quite range of styles in
Them" said the salesman as he flue to
open the boxes.
This one doesn't SCOT him at all, do
you think :" asked the wife when the
man had tried on the first
Il think it is nice lid," slangily de-
clared the clerk.
Il suppose the high price is because of
the skillet takes to make the hat" ven
tured the husband.
Yes" answered the salesman: land
then, YOU see, this hat is not oven ordi-
nary shape"
I'm take it," announced the husband,
IF you'll cash a draft for me-"
The boss ,wood-fre me if I did" re-
piled the clerk.
Then that puts n damper on the
whole scheme" asserted the wife. taking
her husband by the arm and leading him
aWay.-Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Why Jackson Fought His Duel.

In a recent issue of Harper's Weekly
appeared an interesting account of An
Grew Jackson's duel with Col. Avery
\ correspondent of the Weekly, writ
ing in the issue Of February 4, adds this
to the story: 1t was Jackson's habit to
carry in his saddle bags when he attend
ed court copy OF Bacon's Abridgment,
and to make frequent appeals to it in his
cases. This precious book was always
carefully done up in coarse brown pa
per, and the unwrapping of the volume
was very solemn function as performed
by jackson, who was then only II years
old. Avery, during the trial which pre-
ceded the duel, procured piece of
bacon the size of the book, and while
jackson was addressing the court he
slipped out the volume from its wrap
ping and substituted the bit of pork At
length jackson had occasion to appeal to
Lord Bacon. While still talking, he
raised the bearskin flap of his saddle
bags, drew out the brown-paper package,
carefully united the strong, unfolded the
paper with decorous gravity, and then,
without looking at what he held in his
hand, exclaimed, triumphantly, I'VE will
now see what Bacon saysw What Won
der that the fiery young lawyer blazed
with anger while the courtroom rang
with laughter at his expense,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Lost Letters Found in Old Safe.

The mystery surrounding The djSap-
pcarancc nj Sioux Falls. :. d.. of fonr-
teen letters. containing an aggregate or
about Sll0o in drafts which were sun
posed 10 have been mailed nj the most
Office ahout year ago. has been solved.
aud IN an unexpected manner. At the
time Of the disappearance al the letters
complaint was filed with the postotIice
authorities. and an attempt was made
- trace the letters, but without success.
Now tAe manager Of the Sioux Falls con.
ItFA reports that the missing letters have
been found in an Old safe which was
.n,,"'}nS cleared OF accumulated papers
Ihe letters were LETT by the manager
10 be mailed. INIT Ii was a holiday. and
some one placed them I'm the OLD safe.
M..ID tAeN Mere f.r.nt-.n
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Aroused from Five Weeks Trance.

Benjamin Conigisky was awakened
from a five weeks trance at Peoria, ILL.,.
having succeeded in hypnotizing himself
while studying art and the occult IN
Washington. ID. G. While in Washing
ton and in connection with his artistic
studies, he became infatuated with the
occult and actually hypnotized himself.
lie was found in his room sound!y
asleep and as he could not be awakened
his family at Peoria were notified \
brother went on and brought him back.
Since then he has lain in this same myN-
FERROUS sleep and was only aroused to
day when a battery was applied 10 hl@
spinal column. One elcctrode was APP
piled al the base OF the brain and an
other to the end of the spinal column
turned on the patient awakened and the
indications are that he win recover his
health
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Getting 1t Over With

Miss Dasher," said Mr.. De Bore as
he rose to go, may / give myself the
pleasure OF calling on you again Monday
EVENING""
Miss Dasher gasped. but recovered her
self quickly. "No, Mr.. De Bore" she
said, sweetly, 81 am very sorry, but l am
to join theater party on Monday even
irg"
sThen may come Tuesday evening p
"Ah-er-no, | shall be out of town
on Tuesday evening"
'Then perhaps you will be at liberty
on Wednesday evening"
"Why, really, Mr.. De Bore, mo, /
have an important engagement on
Wednesday,"
well, then how about Thursday"
sOh, my goodness! Come Monday
Cleveland Leader.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Benny on the Crocodile.

The crocodile is a large animal that
inhabits the Nile and loves to go on the
sandy beach to bask in the sunshine and
lay eggs 1t looks some like a dachs-
hund, only there is more of it at the
ends and it is bigger. There was a croco-
ollie once that escaped from a circus. 1t
roamed DER the country, seeking in vain
for pigs and small children to devour,
and died of starvation in great anguish.
You can ride on the back of a crocodile
but it is more comfortable to use a sad
die. 1t is usually quiet, but is terrible
when reused. We all ought to be thank
full we are not a crocodile.-Benny in
Chicago Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
=. THE SPICE OF LIFE. :.

of costume, and hurrying out to the
wings heard her cue. Seeing a child
standing there she caught its hand and
led it on the stage.
rs this our child?' asked the hus-
band.
Our childw answered Gilberte in a
transport of maternal pride. That night
Of emotion, only provoked laughter. and
Mrs. Potter, glancing at the child, saw
IT was coal black negro. The curtain
fell prematurely, and for the rest of the
evening the. effect of the play was ruined.
New York Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Kid Was Of Color.

Mrs. Brown-Potter. me actress. hnd
lUdicrous experience while touring in
South Africa some time ago. The play
was "Frou Fr0u." In tie course of it
Mrs Potter. as Gilbertf' mas to present
their child to her husband, who is lust
returning after long absence 1t was
impossible to carry a child about with
the company, so it was customary to RELY
90 picking one up at the different towns
along the route One day the child who
had been engaged for the part was iii ut
rehearsal time, and one of the employees
Of the theater went to the manager and
said:
Il can find a child for tonight. sir"
Just before going on with the child
Mrs. Potter has TO make a quick change
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Money in Snowbank Five DAYS.

At Wausau, Wis. five $50 bills law
on the snow between the North Western
depot platform and the railroad track.
at n point almost in front of the window
of the ticket office for FIVE days. Hun
dreds of people passed over it getting
on and off ears and many more must
have passed along within a foot or two
Of the roll of bills as they walked along
the depot platform. In addition to this,
it was plainly in sight to hundreds who
walked to and from the west side. Not
a person discovered the roll until Dennis
Charter, car cleaner. found it, Albert
Namhar lost the money, which was re-
stored to Linn by Charter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Walked Sixty Miles in Cold on Wager.

Richard Henry Vernon, a freshman ~
Cornell who is from London, proved his
British stick-to-itiyencsS in recen'
wager that he could walk sixty miles IN
twenty-four consecutive hours. His col
lege mates contended ne could nor be
cause of the prevailing zero weather an"
snow drifted condition of t3e country
roads. Vernon mad not thought OF ta'
conditions. but started before sunrise.
followed in Il few hours by his friends
in a sleigh. Towards evening the STRAIN
and the cold began to tell on him Ills
friends tried to persuade him 70 give up
but Vernon wOGld not. although ne We
almost exhausted. He arrived one ao@
before the time was up
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
His Mistake.

You still wish to join?'
''Surel"
you realize that your threat may be
torn open?'
''Sure!"
Your breast torn asunder and your
heart torn out?"
"Surel'
THAT you may be dsemboweled?"
"Sure."
and your body torn in two?'
"Sure!'
Knowing all this you still wish to join
the Mormon church,"
Mormon muffin! thought youse was
organizin' football m"'-Houston
Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-18
Died of Cold on Christmas Eve.

As gruesome a fate as ever was writ
ten in the pages of fiction came into the
port Of New York with the arrival of the
Etruria of Olaf Haga of Norway. Peter
GeraSola Of Italy and Hands Peterson
OF Denmark. three Of the dozen survivors
Of the steam dredse Texas. which foun-
dered on the trip from Dantzic for Ca
weston.
They had left their captain. J. \. Minat
Of Galveston, and FIVE others of their
>hipmates in the hospital in Waterford.
Ireland. and they had seen twenty more
of their shipmateS perish in the cold and
darkness of Christmas eve They had,