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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
Los RsisfGibs Dc Ia
publIeidad.
IN psqusho flltsoto snin0IadO
DO Su paTaglaS
Un anuncio de Alfonso Karr.

Nadia pone ca duda los bene6oi0s
de Ia pubiicidad. perO no 90 ella 1tiI
de cusGquier modO. EloFte de anun-
ciar exigs dotes de perSe Secnul6n. iuge'
MO y hasts an POGO DE- psiCoIogia So
10 ssrs an msdianO sehnta de pnbhci-
dsd 81 que no c0no2cn Ell c0Fs z6n hui
manO Asi 10 atsstiSua 10 sjguiente
ar6cdots. pubIiCadR sn ans reviBts
in0iess:
U IOndinense perdi6 IN pAYaguas
que 81 tenia en- muchO Hpreci0, no go
10 por ga vaIor, sinO IpOF motiVO de
orden sentimentR9, y para rsCuperari0
pub'ic6 el siguiente gnunCio an IN pc.
ri6diCt /: $La persona que devueavs
Ga duefl1 (caIle de- Tai, n1mero tRntrl
un paraguas peFdido ell domingo ante.
Hior en- eI vaatibulo de le igleSia de
San Pedro. serS bien FeC0mpenuada. ,
Paaaf0n algunCs dfsn. y ea humbre
V0FVi6 Ba administration del peEiG
dic0. NHe g&stsdo en- anunci0B-djj 4
-el dob.e del Valor de mi parRguas, y
hs sido in1tiI. No teDgO f6 en- la pu'
b icids0. eEn usted cpnsiste lie con-
test. ron; ;-usted no hs sabido hsCerIO.
Pruebe usted Otrs vez, DeF0 permfta'
mos redactRr 81 anunCip
Y q reclamaCi6n cd repFodujo cd
est3 forma: GSi eli indiViduo & Quier
se ha visto el domingo anterior COgeI
en- 81 veStfbulO de la igleRis de Ssr
Pedro IN pare guRs que no le pertene
ola quiere evitaFse disguatos y ConBeF
var Ga reDutsci6n de CFistianO, Festi
tuy8 eI Obisto 8 % calle Tai. nGmerC
tantog, Ea pe4fectAmente COnoCidO 81
nombPe del hurtadoF
Este vaz tuvo 1alDubiicidad un efeO
to Rsombposo. A ID hOF& de GparoCel
el anuncio reoibi6 el raCIamante uni
doCenS de hsrmosos paraguay y vaEisl
nOtRs. On que humiIdemente so Ee pc
die Oerd6n.
MuCh0 antsS qua eBte pequsfo Fl 8
SOTO enamOFadO desGu pGraguag. publ
C6 A f0nsO Kerr an Paris an Rnunci;
psreCidO: els tiendR que haCe t&ntOl
dias pr6ximAmente & tGl hOra. despR
ch6 an pedido de sz6CsF que RTesul
do con mezcla de haTi1a. Rer6 denun
Ciads al 1b'ico 81 no airvs honrRd6
mente aI cbmpPadOr 10 due le aseuda.1
A fonso KNrr tuVo azdonr para dO'
ii % Con laA remasga gr4ndes y ChiCat
qua Pecibi6 de DumsrOs0s tenderO8.
Mndel0 de experianCia psiOol6gie'
AZ al aiguientO RnunciO que publiC6 @
Times:
Ella perdidO una bota de montar
SCumDFO s VendG
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
LA PAz Ar MAZDA.

Ti6neae en- San PstarabuFg0 le firme
creenciS de que una gran suma de
fuFrzsB ruSas han de ser sostenidss en-
Qio da O. naCi6n que h&de peligFsr lR
prCximi1ad de ga rival ysnoedoP.
CAtOuloS hechOs an el MiniGtsli0 de
d Guerra hRCen aubir 10 clfr8 de tro.
p3s que han de oOntinuar preatando
serviciO en- ls fropteFa. unos treg-
cisntoa noventn mi; hi1mbFe0 de tOdaa
sFmss y con mucha GFtilleriR para ca.
tar siempFe & cubiert0 de un golpe de
mSnO de los chinOs y deNla pOblaci6n
de squella8 PROVINCES que han de con.
tiDuaF sieDdO hosti'es 8 los moacoVitag,
hoatiiidad que segursmenta RlenBRrGn
los iapOneaeg p@rS Su proVeGhO.
H1blsse "a de foturas emergencies
para no lejan8 fecha y parts de 10
prensa sdicsR sl Gar recommends ell
mRDtenimieDtn y coDtinuR instruction
del mayor D6meP0 de aol6od"R posi-
bi"a que M. flAna puedan luchsr Cnn
mss ventajs que en- u psssda campafIa
con sug 10 la geodRrioa enen1 60,
Una not8 Gfisioss dada pOr unO de
lOo generates del EatadO Mayor FusO
indica el prOyeCto do sostRner en- los
CuatrO grsndes acantOnsmiqntos mill
tares que quedar6n an Ios fmiteS de b
ManChufia. Cuatro CuerDos de ejsFCi-
to de n0Venta mil hnmbrsa Cada uno
con 200 piezas de Rrtilteria v 10 menos
10 cuHrta psrte de CahaBIerfa-
Segursments que el Jap6n 90 opon.
dFa 8 eaSR medida, pues 90 le hR de
ConVenir el teneF tal formidable anne
nazR en- 1as CerCanfas de aus pOseCio.
neR. .r
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28

METILOIDEs.-El meinr mas segurado
de todos los especffcos hasta aIlnra cnnocidn,
para Ia oura permanente de todas las enfer-
me lades de Ia tlretra va sean estas cr6nicas
6 gudas Contiene ell flujo curs por COM
pleto, en- menoS tempo que ning1n otro pre-
parade similar, las gonorress, espernatoraas,
Cistitis, eot. Meior que las invecciones muy
superior al sSndalo oopaiba Empieza
BuTtir su efeNto a las tres cuatro hor9s de
haberse tornado
Los "METILOIDES" son f&ciles de tomar,
y est6n preparados de manera q"e no revuel
ven el est6mago nj producen malos efeotos,
De Venta Ell todas las BotiCas Pidanse
muestras gratis sus dnicos fabricantes.
Frederick Stearns So Ca, Detroit, Mich.
=. U. A.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
EN- FILIpINAS.
81 centenario del GQuiiote2 y la
pTenSa espa af1ola.


Con ooasi6n del raCiente tercsr can.
tenari0 de b publication de &Es 1. ga.
niOsr HidR'g han echpd el resBo los
espa Il ties de Msnila. pFomoviendo
sJu' gus Flora!eB. ceFtamanes nrtfsticos.
fur rci6n tsRtr&s de gaia, etc Entrr
las Conmem' FacioneG destscR Ia offeci
de pOr GEl Mercantil0. intsressnta din
rio espA mol.
HIS i4esdo este un gran rtimarn az
trAUrdinRriO dnb!e lie. de- 16 pS0i-
naG. C~ptieue mas de so fot- prSba.
dos, con retTstos, copies de cusdrcs y
@o"u'tuFas CsrVant ntinGs, adioiones del
QGS1Ots y otrOs.
Entire 10 mas curi0a0 dests can lg re.
production de un+ antiuufaims efipie
de CaTvsBteG. existente en- la capitgn de-
lac Mercedes de d oatedraT de ManiIo.
y Varios HpuDtea 6dlsus de ,Jnsn Lu
10. sutor del Sp0IiGYWna. que sirvisron
SQu6t para "a CusdrO Ia 50taZZa de
LenGmto.
Hsp eacFito treb' jns psrn aats : 4.
moro B mot. ell Doctor TKe6ussezs.
Msinez B rRieIs, r. nero Sarpo. Pe.
6sFsnds, Gomez de N Sarna, Martin
De 10 Ckmsrn. B Bsldomero Agents
PeIlisens, EsoOlers y muChos n a.
La Popularidad alcanzada por
81 Ron Wei" GaEell, So debe & So
"uena cal1dad. Es Un pFOducto OBJ
SenlGo Dc Ia cana dnicamente y
absoiutamente puFo.
De venta en- todos | los cafes '
ColmSdos.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
AMERICAN RAILROAD COMPANY or PORTO RICO

Schedule trains September 1905. Between
San Juan Carolina Arecbo Canuy Aguadia MaYaguez ana
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
Un hnnhTu honTada.

sesor EditoP,.-sirvase informSr & sus lee
Ioras que 81 me egcriben Ooufdenoialmente
tes nsndar6 DOR oorTeo on carta sellada el
plan Que 20 zrf Dor el cual obtuve el resta-
bleoimiento permanente compacto de mi
salud vigor varonil despu6s de amos de Su-
frimientoS o0 debilidad nePyiosa, p6rdidaS
noCturnas parties d6biles y atrofadaS.
10 nj idea conseguir dinero de nadis;
6ui robado y estafado por Gharlatanes, hasta
DO -. re del g6nero humane, pero, gracias
Dios, sstov ahora bien vigoroso y fuerte, ,
con deseo de hacer conocer todos este RENE
VIC cieFto de ouraFse. @
No tauisndo NADIA que vender nj que On.
fIaE G.. A. D., no degeo dinero.
D"Ncci6n; E. BrGnt, Box Delray, Mich.
N nT
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
OTTO anOSt6sICO.

Dos Ciant1fc0a a5emaneB anunCiaD
en- an samanRriO m61iC0 haber desou'
biertO un nuevO Hnest6sicn. d que dan
el nombre de EAllypinp que, geg6D
e1IOs, pct &c todos Hrs me -itos de 10 co-
cafns y piDgunO de lOs mRlOs efectna
SecundsrlOs. AmoFtigua ei dOlor apli-
CsndOsels localments y no cOntiene
niDQ6l venen0
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
MD.ClbaP eEnfRlL

coNsEJO A LAS MADREs. ~ ri iarabs claimants
1s h sennTa WInsow debe usarse siempre que los nos
sstan en- 81 periodic De Ia den ci6n Proporeiona avio
HmSdAsfo al pequeno paciente, produce un sut6o ma
@ural raaqvO, Bhtia 81 dolor 81 angelic despiers
wy vNo y alegre Us muy agradabls alpaladar calma
ri niho ablanda sus encias aiiyia ss dolores bace Il
Giles las fnciones del est6nago .egula los ntestinos
Is el meior remedo eonocdo para Ia diarrea "a bro.
eenga 6sa de la dentic6n de cuaquicra otrs causa
T5ngase muchb cul ado pediT el aJaxabs CalEnapks
as Ia SenorR Winslows ss el moicr de t5ScEa
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-09-28
4 mis- Gll0Rt0 5, J al PI6hCO 90
general,

En- 10 que se reedificR conveniente-
merte Oh Iccai Qne oCupS bs en- Ia csi'p
de Allen N, 2I he trSspndndo el ests
b,eCimipntr, de bsrberfR. Ella Uni6,.
RI No 10 de Il rnisma oaIIe. En- dish
local ofrezCO & mis- conStantaR f.vofs.
Ced"reS, esmerAdr aervicic. herh a
con Drnrtisu4 v el g-nriR. jEspecSc.
1j61zG en- c0rtes de 6nr5ns! VnrlrdU y
PxcRla te Sr furps,f> fTancess pnrn a,
us0 de Ioa parroq quianoa.
Tuna visitA. % con VenCsrais!
SOV A0n0St0 del T0~O
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
CORRESPONDENCE
Albion

Mr. and Mrs G L Walters were Milton
junction visitors from Thursday to Sun
day.
Rev T j Van Horn will occupy the
pulpit in the S D B church at Milton
next Sabbath.
Pres w G Daland of Milton college
will preach at the D B church Sab
bath morning. March Is.
Miss Zoe Painter was unable to at
tend to her duties as primary teacher for
a couple of days this week on account OF
an attack of tonsilitis. Mrs X d Whit
ford took her place in the graded schools.
The following are some of the changes
reported to take place about April LIST:
Mr. Wigsmoen will move to farm pur-
chased of Ed Haugen west of Edgerton;
Ed Haugen to the farm purchased OF
Albert Slagg north OF Albion. Albert
Slagg to residence property purchased OF
Jas Moore in Albion; Harvey Burdick to
Chas Saunders; Hans Ryerson to farm
purchased of Jesse Wood; Jesse Wood
to residence in Albion purchased OF w
H Tyler; w 81 Tyler to residence pur-
chased in Edgerton; VIM Willis to Gift
ford Cranes house, Mr. and Mrs Crane
having gone to Colorado.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Porter

Mrs Meddick spent last week in James
vile.
Miss Lizzie Herman Of Edgerton spent
Sunday at home.
Thos Cassidy of Dubuque, Iowa, is
visiting relatives here.
Eli Fessenden of Iowa is visiting with
his brothers here.
Jennie Desmond has gone to Edger-
ton for few weeks.
Will Huggett has given up farming
and will work on the railroad.
O'Niol and family are comfort
ably settled at the Mrs Ludden home
stead.
Mrs Ida Bates has had her mother
from Edgerton a guest for the past two
weeks.
P Locks children, who have been ill
with la grippe and colds, are reported
better.
Miss Mae Mccarthy closed a success
full term of school in the Stevens district
last Wednesday.
UuT duu NILS AAObuOoJ law AOooSO
their farm to Lester Fessenden and will
move into the house vacated by w Hug
gett.
P Lock delivered team OF bays to
Frank Kellogg on Monday, and D Nc
Carthy two horses to Thompson last
week.
Jos Churchill is suffering of stomach
trouble. The X-ray was used and it was
determined that an operation would be
necessary. His wife and children will
90 to his fathers home while he is in the
hospital. His many friends wish him a
speedy recovery.
The funeral Of Thomas Downey was
held at st Michael's church Wednesday
morning. The deceased had been a
patient sufferer from cancer of the
stomach, and died at the home of his
brother in Dunkirk on Sunday. A wife
and daughter, besides numerous other
relatives are left to mourn his loss.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Teachers EXaminati ton.

An examination for teachers third
grade certificates will be held at James
High School building, March "a and 25,
1905, commencing at a. N. each day.
Not to exceed five branches may be re-
filed. Those wishing to write on other
than third grade branches please write
Superintendent. l3W3
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
West Porter

Thos Stems delivered stock to Evans
Vile on Monday.
The winter grain is looking good and
large harvest is anticipated.
A child's shoe, nearly new, was found
on the highway by G W Mccarthy.
John Crowley sold his O4 crop of to-
bacco to Mr. Leary for 7c in bundle.
Frank Young sold his O4 crop of to-
bacco for 7&2c in bundle to Mr. Decker.
r Sterns delivered his 'O4 crop of to-
bacco to Edgerton on Monday at 51a&2c
in the bundle.
Mrs VIM Douglass and daughter of
Hobart, Okla, are visiting relatives in
this vicinity.
One of the incest crops of 'O4 tobacco,
owned by Hardwick Bros, has moved off
at &c in bundle.
A number of our young folks attended
the masquerade ball in Evansville Tues
day evening, but none of them were for
tunate enough to win prize.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Buy Direct From the owner.

| have several improved farms near
the city of Chippewa Falls, the finest
land for tobacco, at less than half the
price asked in Dane county will sell
these farms on easy terms if taken soon.
These farms will double in value in the
next four or FIVE years. Come and see
for yourself, or write me.
JOSEPH JoAs,
12w4 Chippewa Falls. Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

An egg is full Of meat, our ad is
brimful of good reading matter.-J. M.
Bostwick & Sons.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Deerfield

Atty Wm Nelson was taken i'll with
pneumonia last Friday. He has been
quite sick but the doctors have been CIV
ing him the closest attention and he has
held up quite we'll. q
Tosten Simonsen died at his home in
this village last Saturday afternoon after
protracted illness. The funeral was
held Wednesday afternoon at the house,
Rev Krostu officiating, and the remains
were inferred in the Liberty cemetery.
Geo Sandven was taken i'll with OBJ
struction of the bowels last week and on
Saturday was taken to the City hospital
at Madison for an operation. The oper-
alton was performed immediately and it
was found just in time to save his life.
as decay had already set in. At last re-
ports the boy was doing we'll. Mr. Sand
ven was operated on about six months
ago for appendicitis.
Gerhard Edwards had blood curdling
experience with an empty acetylene car
bon can last Wednesday. The can was
standing at the corner of Edwards -four
store. He scented slight smell of gas
aud removing the cover held lighted
match over it, not suspecting there was
enough gas there to make any disturb
ance. The next thing he knew his cap
was blown into the street, his eyebrows
burned off and his forehead badly
scorched. Parties who saw it say the
fame shot up nearly to the roof of the
warehouse. 1t seems that the can had
not been cleaned out thoroughly and
standing under the caves enough mois-
ture had got in to produce considera-
BILE amount of gas. It seems it would be
we'll TO be careful with even empty car
bon cans.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

"A corner lot for sale, 4xS, east front,
high and dry. Inquire of Paul Watson.
For SALE-The M. j. Bolser property
in the village of Albion. Good house,.
barn and outbuildings, all nearly new.
Inquire of Samuel Burdick, Albion, Wis
8tf
-FoR SALE CHEAP Fairbanks &
Morse gasoline engine in good repair.
Inquire of Max Wilbur or F. F. Burgy.
Stf
Whoa, Farmer! Stop paying rent,
and buy an improved farm of your own,
finest kind of land for tobacco, at about
half the usual price, terms easy. For
description and prices, write to Joseph
Joas, Chippewa Falls, Wis. 12w4
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-07-12
A LINCOLN STORY.
The savvniu Hand Who Didn't For
get About tho Cant Hook.

get About the Cant Hook.
"The first citizen OF Illinois and the
greatest of American presidents" Is the
n I'm which Mr.. Carr refers to
Abraham Lincoln In The Illinl." He
recalls the first time he ever heard Mr..
Lincoln's name. 1t was ut II country
hotel, and one of the residents OF the
town was telling of Il "curis young fell
Ter" who had worked In n sawmill, but
gave up the job to go into the Black
Hawk war.
"lIe was working for n gentleman
named kirkpatrick, III one day some
body said to Kirkpatrick: You ought
to get II cant hook for that young fell
low to move logs with. It's too bad to
make him roll them about without one.'
1.-The sawmill tender asked what a
cant hook would cost, and they said
$3.50. The young follow said, If you
give me The dollar IN II half I'll go ON
tucklins the logs as l do now with a
woode spike that 1 make myself
"'Done.' said the boss, and lie didn't
need to buy any cant hook.
"But, do you know, that boss was so
mean that he beat that poo boy out
of that money. He never gave II to
him.
Tint fellow went on tending saw
mill and telling stories md never let
OH about the cant hook. Presently
came the Black Hawk war. md they
pitched in and raised n company, and
Kirkpatrick set all his pins to be cap
tain, but that young fellow hadn't for
gotten about The cant hook, and he Just
became n candidate for the captains
place himself, ard when the company
voted he beat old kirkpatrick four to
one. / helped to elect him, and when
he got elected he turned to me II
said, Bill, I've got even on that cant
hook
"IIc Is the most curious fellow I ever
saw. There never came man into the
ncighborhood but he'd find out just the
things that man knew best. He never
gave the schoolmastcr my peace after
!io found he knew grammar until he'd
learned all the grammar the teacher
knew. lie found n fellow who knew
how to measure Off land, and, sure as
you live, this fellow Quizzcd him and
Quizzcd him until he learned tho trade,
and then he got come tools II went
ont himself asserting section corners
and making lines and setting stakes to
show people where to put their fences"
What became OF this young MANI"
Well said Green, "hc went and
learned law, set up in Springfield and
got TO congress. But he couldn't get
elected for the second term. He's as
good Il fellow as ever lived" continued
Mr.. Green, but he's kind of common,
sort of Just like everybody else; no bet
ter, no worse; just II good Teller"
WHATS his Nance"
".Abc Lincoln replied Green.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-07-12
The First walking stier5s

The well born Egyptian carried n
STAFF with his name inscribed in hiero-
giypllicS, but walking sticks, in tho
general sense of the word. were first
used Ivy the %gallants of the fifteenth
century. Canes are first heard Of in
the reign of Henry WILL, probably in
PRODUCED TO Europe after the discovery
OF America.
Walking sticks were adopted by the
cfCcminate Henry III. OF Franco about
the middle OF the sixteenth century.
These French sticks, with II ribbon and
tasScl to pass over the wrist, were,
however, not used by gentlemen of
fashion in England until 1866.
When first introduced they We're
formed with All indented head to afford
n more easy rest for the hand. After
ward they We're crowned with n round
and hollow top, which contained nut
meg or ginger and sometimes sugar
candy for the asthmatic or n store of
snuff.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-07-12
DON'T DEPEND ON COTTON.

Whether or not the organization of
the farmers caused the price to ascend
it at least caused many to hold and
reap the benefit of the better prices.
W. think that the organization helped
to check the pouring of cotton upon
the market and so checked the declin-
ing prices. Probably if the farmers
had not already been in better financial
condition than usual the holding move
ment would not have been successful.
We heard of a farmer in Lee County a
few days ago who has never sold his
cotton for less than ten cents. He does
not raise a great deal. He is not de-
dendent upon his cotton crop for a live
lihood. When the price dropped some
years ago he rolled four or five bales
into the back of his barn. The next
year the price was again low and four
or five bales more were slowed away.
Meanwhile the farmer continued cheer
full and lived well. AT last, after sew
eral years, the price bounded up and
the farmer sold.
" oiidil NV ody Cill eiio oIu
was wise to hold SO long. He took
the chances of fire, the cotton lost in
weight and he lost interest on the
money that the cotton vas worth. He
was wise though, to be able to hold. In
this State of South Carolina where on
people may raise cattle and sheep and
scores of crops, 10 man should be de-
pendent upon cotton alone. Our farm
ers should raise their own supplies for
the most part even if cotton should sell
at Is cents all the time.
1t is stated that Messrs. G.. II. Ma
hon, b. A. Morgan and A. III. Dean are
discussed in Greenville as possible IAN
didates for Congress against the incum-
bent, Mr.. Johnson. Mr.. Johnson, be-
ing a native of this county, will have a
strong support in Laurens as usual.
Meanwhile there is well seasoned and
sound Congressional timber in Lau-
rens. r. l.. Abercrombie, o. G..
Thompson and Representative Miller
would prove strong candidates. The
IuI 10 tJdui CID iOi SOIB tNoo
is much better than that of other coun-
ties. Congressman johnson would be
a much better Congressman, if he lived
in Laurens, though his nativity has IN
abled him to do very well.
Is it possible that the Hon. w. Jas
per Talbert could be induced to become
a candidate for United States Senator
next year? He is an Edgefield man.
He is therefore open to the suspicion of
being a candidate for some Office or
other. He has declared himself a pro-
hibitionist. Senator Tillman who, not
satisfied with two terms of six years
each, will be a candidate again, promi-
SEES to defend the Dispensary on the
stump. 1t is likely that Senator Till
man will have opposition. He ought Ia
have opposition.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-07-12
LAUGH N R PAT,
"a DoER."

"a DoER."
"You have been with your firm a long
timer" said a man to his old school-fel-
low.
Yes" answered the friend, with a
patient expression of c~ountenance.
whats your position?"
Ppm an employee"
eyes, but what do you do?"
well, 1 am a doer, and the others
are %tellers. It's like this. When the
guv'nor wants something done, he tells
the cashier. and the cashier tells the
book.keeper, and the book-keeper tells
the assistant book-keeper, and the as
sistant book-keeper tells the chief clerk,
and The chief clerk tells me-"
"And what them"
"Well, 1 haven't anybody to tell, so
l have to do it. "-"Digit."