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The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
ArrIed and True Friend

Ono Minute Cough Cure contains not
an atom OF any harmful drug, and it has
been curing coughs, colds, Group and
whooping cough 30 long that it has
proven itself to be tried and truo
friend to the many who use it. Mrs.
Gertrude E. Fenner, Marion, Ind, says:
coughing and straining SO weakened
me that run down In weight from 14S
to 92 pounds, After trying a number OF
remedies to no avail, Ono Minute Cough
Cure entirely cured me- Sold by l. h.
MYara
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
Cheated Death

Kidney troubles often ends fatally,
but by choosing the right medicine, f.
II. Wolfe, of Bear Grove, Iowa, cheated
death. He says: 1.-Two years ago l had
kidney trouble, which caused me great
pain, suffering and anxiety, but l took
Electric Bitters, which effected a com
plete cure. 1 have also found them Of
great benefit in general debility and
nerve trouble, and keep them constantly
on hand since, as l find they have no
equal" For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
RheumatIc Pans Relieved

The excruciating pains characterize Of
rheumatism and sciatica are quickly re-
lievsd by applying Chamberiain's Pain
Balm. The great pain relieving power
of the liniment has been the surprise
and delight of thousands Of sufferers.
The quick relief from pain which 1t az
fords is alone worth many times its cost.
For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
FrIehtfuI su1erlne Relieved

Suffering frightfully from the viru-
lent poislons OF undigested food, G. q.
Grsyson, of Lula, Miss, took DIR. Kings
New Life Pills, with the RESULT" he
writes: shat | was cured" All stomach
and bowel disorders give way to their
tonic, laxitivs properties. 80 at all
druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26

No. is California express and makes local
stop. between Lamar and La Jnnta.
No. S l. Denver express, stops on Nag at La
AninAs. t'arr1s- free chair car aad Pu!inanz.
No. is the Mexico and California express
40. and No. botn carry tourist and Pullman
slceI.er-. No. connects at LaJu for Puebls
Colorado Springs and Denver.
Tram No. - runs to La Junt. and will accom-
modatc Passenger for intermediate i-pint-.
No. i through aliforuia express and con
Iects at La junta with a train from Dsuyer car
rie> passenger through 10 Chicago witIuu
change. Has Pullman asit! tourist Ele-pGr-.
No. is Denver express and runs through e
Chicago without change. Carries free chai
and Pullman sleeper.
No. Is local passenger and makes all stop
Carries chair car and Pullman sleeper Run
through to Chicasoswithout change OF cars.
Inquiries solicited anii promptly aud cheer
fully wercd. Descriptive literature an
time tables folder free by applying to
1.J. GAgvIS. Agent
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
Bananas for America.

Fifteen million punches OF bananas
were brought to the United States
last year by one fruit company
which runs eighty-three steamers
They came chiefly from Cuba. Costa
Rica, Jamaica and Honduras.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
sa,,ara,s Ao,enound Syrup

ImDedlalo,y relieve bourse, crVupy
cough. oppressed rattlins, raspins and
difficult breathing. Henry c. Stearus,
Druggist, Shullsburg, WIS, writes, May
20, 1901: Il have been selling Ballard S
Horehound Syrup for two years. and
have never had u preparation that has
given better satisfaction. l notice that
when sell bottle they come back for
more. l can honestly recommend it.
2lc. JOc and sl.I. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
Won a Name Of Fame

DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills. have been made famous BY
their certain yet harmless and gentle
action upon the bowels and liver. They
have no equal for biliousness, constipa-
tion, etc. They do not weaken the
stomach, gripe, or make you feel sick.
Once used always preferred. They
strengthen. /. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
A Daredevil Ride

often ends in a sad accident. To heal
accidental injuries, use Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. "A deep wound in my foot from
an accident" writes Theodore Schuele,
of Columbus, O., caused me great pain.
Physicians were helpless, but Bucklen's .
Arnics Salve quickly healed it" Soothes
and heals burns like magic. Only 2sc
at all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
Cures Coughs and Colds.

Mrs. c. Peterson, 625 Lake ST., Tope-
ka, Kansas, says: "Of all cough RENE
dies Ballard's Horehound Syrup is my
favorite; it has done and will do all that
il claimed for ito speedily cure all
coughs and colds-and 1t is 80 sweet and
pleasant to the TASTE" 25c, SOC and u st
1. II. Myers,
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26

Keep your bowels regular by the use
of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. There is nothing better. For
sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
Some MissinQ,

Eyes. he can just count his children
on the fingers Of one hand"
why. he's only got three children
"well. he's only got three fingers OIL
one of his hands"
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26
R-I-P-A-N s Tabules
Doctors find
A good prescription
For mankind

The tcent packer is enough for usual occasion.
The family bottle (6O centsl conta aims a supply
for year All druggists sell them.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26

Buy the genuine Bromo -Quinins @
Meleans Drug Store 25c.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-26

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motives Of The Smart Set, the
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
A NATIONAL STEAL.

THAT is the only proper name
for a life insurance company Of any
note and the American public Il
commencing to understand 1t. The
word mutual merely adds new
risk taken by every policy-holder
There is no such thing in this
country as an economical life-in'
surance company--outside of the
fraternal orders: and they are good
only 20 long as new young timber
Is being constantly added.
Every "old-line company" is a
skin unless the poor fellow who Is
insured flies the spigot before his
second semi-annual premium is
paid. and IN that case, unless the
dead one was person OF prom
inence the chances are that the
company will renig and refuse to
pay the whole amourt due.
From the solicitor, who success
fully lands his fish at a rake.of Of
fifty per cent Of the first year dues
as his share In the seduction, to the
executive board and the president
who grab ninety per cen, Of the
balance under the head Of Eek
pcnses" the whole existence of a
fashionable life insurance company
Is one great. fat-hcaded graft.
Time was when people considered
life insurance as honestly conducted
as a home boarding house-but II
has proven as fraudulent, as u
summer seaside hotel.
Now that some Of the pastnastcrs
Of chicancry are TO establish new
mutual company sort of an out
growth Of the foul.sccn,ed Equitable
1T behoovcs the common people To
look little out.
The prospective policy holder
should go slow. The agent is the
man To he avoided-and the fellow
who Is deaf aud dumb To his plead
ings will bc ahead Of the game.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
A GOOD NAME.

IN the case before Judge Hanks
this week wherein a young maj
was arrested charged with stealing
one dollar Il seems that an errol
was committed by the prosecuting
witness In causing a mans name to
he blackened upon insufficient evi
dcncc.
Those who know Osburn asscr,
that he has always borne a good
character both while here and III
towns where he has previously
resided. The tale upon which the
complaint was issued was sufficient
To justify the arrcst-but when the
testimony In defense was considered
there was much lacking and the
prosecution uttered no protest
against the dismissal Of the case.
One cannot he too careful lest the
character Of another bc blackened
by mis.s,atements. A careless word
OF an undue insinuation may do an
injury which will require years to
efacc; and to charge theft. without
positive evidence to substantiate the
claim. is matter over which one
may long hesitate.
OSbun came out Of this affair
with flying colors--and there seems
to he none who believe in his guilt,
Vet there may he those who In
future years will fling the charge at
him. To them he should pay no
heed.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
WILL AID REVIEW.

Il each oi our readers will max,
a little special effort Tux RRviRw
will he helped To large extent. II
each one will mention when doing
business with, OF making inquiries
Of. any advertiser that the al was
noticed in THg RRvihw this paper
will he brought into prominenee-
and patronage will increase to an
extent justiiying an increase in size,
Many of our readers do not think
OF this when patronising business
men whose announcements appear
IN these columns-although the ad
may first have been seen in THK
REVIEW, A little thoughtfulness
upon the part Of the buyer will
show that direct business is being
gained by those patronizing us,
and, as We say, cause a continuance
OF advertising,
Will our readers bear this in
act acoordingly'
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
Paint Factory for 81. Johns

1t is possible that St. Johns will
have a paint factory this fall, with a
plant which, when equipped with
the latest machinery, will cost sIS,-
600.
The deposit in Oregon is the larg-
est IN the world, comprising a tract
OF 7Saeres, and from 90 to 40 feet in
depth, and contains twelve different
shades OF color, and by burning and
other processes, over 20 shades and
eolors can be obtained. Other de-
posits have no more than two shades.
The company, which is composed
OF Oregon capitalists. had about de
eided to erect their plant at Eugene.
but the expense shipping oil is so
great that il suitable arrangements
can be made with the people of ST.
Johns, they will build here.
Full details will be given as soon
as the board of control has made a
decision.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
Had a Narrow Escape.

Charles Sims. who has been doing
team work at the wollen mills foI
the past eight months. met with
what might have been a serious
accident last Tuesday afternoon al
about two o'clock.
While dumping a load Of sawdus,
at the chute, the team backed the
wagon up aud Jared the end gate
loose, so Il fell down and struck Mr..
Sims on the crown of the head,
knocking him on to the sawduSt
elevator. a distance of about twelve
feet. lie managed To pull himself
free from the elevator he
would likely have been more ser
iously injured. Mr.. Miles, who
tends To the sawdust. was the first
10 reach him, aud called other
wofknien from near by.
Mr.. Sims was able To walk To his
home, a distance OF two OF three
blocks, but soon lost consciousness,
IN which condition he remained I'LL
ten o clock the same night. Drs.
MacI. I.achlan aud Hicks were in
attendance and stated that he would
he able to be about in few days.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04

A st. Johns Miss Who was Bound
to Wed.

Joseph VanBavel, who has an
acquaintance here in St. Johns, has
for some time been paying attentions
to Agnes Rickard--greatly to the
dislike of her sister, Mrs. Thomas
Nelson. Agnes is a pretty girl
aged r6-while Joseph is a sailor
aged about 2S. Both seemed to be
thoroughly infatuated in the game
of love and each evinced deter
mination to stick everlastingly to
one another.
When Mrs. Nelson found note
Monday noon stating that her sister
had hiked herself to her lover true
she was aghast-and at once COM
municated with the Portland police.
Manager Paul, of the Sailors
Union, said that if Joe was married
he didn't know il. declared that he
had showed up that morning all
right and that he had seemed very
happy.
But il seems that VanBavel didn' t
show up in the afternoon at all.
Mrs. Nelson is worried, the police
are furried, for unless VanBavel
tarried Agnes is married.
Before clearing from this port 1t
is said that VanBavel failed TO settle
a claim for board which Mrs. Nelson
had accumulated: hence IL Mrs.
Nelson gets into his wake he'll
have to give the matrimonial sails
all the spread possible, luff a bit
and then take to the rigging.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
Must Not Shoot.

Three OF four small boys from
Portland were brought up before
Judge Hanks yesterday, by City
Marshal J. W. caples. The boys
were shooting towards the river
and several OF the shots came very
near Guy Beebee. who was out in a
skill. The marshal went after the
boys and there ensued one of the
prettiest foot races that has been
seen here since the races at the last
election. The majesty of the law
prevailed at last and the culprits
were brought up before the Judge
who reprimanded them and sent
them home.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
Didn't Keep Agreements.

The excursion planned for las
Sunday proved disappointment fol
the many who had planned to go
as well as for Promoter Mcclellan
who was out considerable cash,
Enough had promised to take
tickets TO make the trip financial
success-but when IL came to d
showdown there were many who
failed TO come to the front.
The result was that a large crowd
came back from the dock laden with
filled lunch baskets aud a bit sore
because the others did not do as
they agreed. The boat would no,
pull out until il secured its guaran-
teed number: aud the guaranteed
number were shy several score.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
VIII Count People.

Citizens of ST. Johns should now
prepare To be counted. Moses Tufts
has been appointed by the officials
OF Multnomah county to act as
census taker for this city--and his
duties will commence at once. Mr..
Tufts agrees to visit every residence
inside the city limits, and if anyone
shall he missed there will he a
chance to register a kick at this
office. rHs REVIEW will he pleased
when the census shall he complete,
as there will be a settlement OF a
much mooted question.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
"first Advent of Summer ~

Twas noted that on the Afternoon
OF July IS the sky was seemingl,
hlled with swallows cougregating a,
ana neah the Mock place. Thes.
swallows-"iirst TO foretell the ad,
vent of summer" and first "a
indicate the shortening of summer
days were perched upon every
available roosting place.
On the morning of July 20 not a
blrd was 10 be seen-for, during
Tue night, everyone had taken flight
10 the warm, sun-lit zones of the
MeAieos; to the spot where, wears
agone, from the rocky crags of the
Mexican Cordillas to the fiery crater
oil popocatapetl, was heard the cry
as these birds came in view:
spirit Chief of the Montezumasl
mere come the birds of health! The
ozone will be cooled, the fresh
water will again sprinkle the lands,
ana lhe corn and wine will be a
iruitage 10 our God"
WILLIAM WORDSWORTH GoopRIcr.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
All for One Roller.

Harry Osburn was before Judg,
Hanks on Saturday last charged
with disorderly conduct, and wa,
bound over to appear for trial OF
Thursday Of this week.
T. +. Parker, for the defendant,
filed a motion to dismiss, on the
grounds that the allegations of the
complaint did not cover the oHense.
The motion was over-ruled. Judge
Green was attorney for the prose
cution. The point Of controversy
was that the complaint charged
disordcrly conduct, and the prose
cution tried to prove burglary.
This, !, is stated, put the defendant
in an indcfensible position.
II seems that Osburn went TO the
tent Of some girls who work in the
wollen mill, and asked for some
matches. The girls were absent at
their work, but Otto Peterson,
father Of one of them. told the
young man To help himself. Os-
burn went into the tent, so avows
Peterson, and was found there a
few moments later by Peterson
standing beside an opened trunk.
the contents % which were dis.
turbed. Osburn stated to Peterson
that he was playing a trick Oh the
girls," but dollar was missed
when the owner Of the trunk ex-
amincd II.
The witnesses were: Otto Pcder.
son, Nellie Peterson, his daughter,
and Melba Mattson. all OF whom
live at the tent.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
HAVE FEWER SIGNS.

POSSIBLY there is not one bit OF
property among one hundred thous-
and that cannot be bought-yet that
is no indication that o9,o9o Of them
should bear for sale" placard.
There is no more property for sale
in St. Johns than in any other COM
munity-yet there are heap more
signs to be found.
THE REVIEW would suggest that
those dealers who seek the good of
St. Johns make a better showing in
the columns of the local paper and
do less placarding. To the visitor
making his initial visit to the city
It appears that all save himself were
anxious to sell-with no buyers in
sight. This is a mistake which
does harm to the city Of ST. Johns
and to all those having property
listed with them to sell or lease.
The first thing done by the pro-
spective purchaser is to look in a
local paper for bargains. Then he
interviews the dealers whose ads are
found--and finally does business.
TO remove from every piece Of
property the ''for sale" signs would
add largely to the appearance Of the
property--and make the city appear
far more attractive.
The judiciously-worded ad will
draw more trade to the advertiser
than all the signs that can be
erected. This is not a knocking"
article--as we are as anxious to
have newcomers locate here as
anyone may be-but the placard
except where II Is
shown in a dealers window, Is not
attractive.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
Oregon.

Anent the great Northwest, and
properly belonging thereto, can be
placed the endearing and felicitous
exchange of goodwill between
Kossuth and Greeley in 1852,
when was coined the famous ex'
preston of Horace Greeley-"Go
west, young man, and grow uf
with the country =,
Greeley and Kossuth were stand
ing in front of old Trinity church,
noting the tombstones in its historic
cemetery, when they were attracted
by the sound of fife and drum
A training-day body of Continentals
was passing.
"What a fine body Of men" said
Kossuth. To which Greeley re
piled:
"Yesl And thoss sturdy men, a.
sires, will populate the Northwes'
Empire--as indicated by the pro
phetic Lafayette during his tour o.
the Sunny South in IS24-5."
Lafayette was the recipient oi
all the chivalry to be found in thai
sunny land of song and blissfu
repose. The people strove eacf
above the other TO make that trif
a march of triumph. For was Ii,
not the great emancipation of kingly
thralldom which at this time certain
crowned heads in the far-off Baltic
region are trying to flaunt ovei
their credulous subjectsI
Free speech, free press and fire,
religion, untrammelled by divine
right credulity," was General La
Fayette' $ master-stroke; and endur'
ing time will pass his name dowr
the long roll of ages as that light
out of the wilderness of feudalisn
and the dark ages, that was like
the Star in the East, never to set
Humanity will learn that Truth
will rise to the highest pinnacles OF
grandeur.
WILLIAM WORDSWORTH GOODRICH.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
six-Legged Cow

There is now ON exhibition al
Bickners stable, at the rear of the
department store, a genuine curl
osity. IL is nothing less than a =.
year-old COW having three shoulders
and six legs. That il is a genuine
freak all who have seen il will tes-
uiy-and the owner, l.. ID. Whit.
mas documents signed by those who
nave known the animal since its
birth to that effect.
II costs but dime to see this
monstrosiy-and it is well worth
the price. There is no other ami,
mai IN the world like probably
there Will never he another
IL Is a wonder. See the hills
about it-then see the animal itself.
II is genuine.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
ELLA GOES DAFT.

THE royal poetess, Ella Wheeler
Wilcox, had ht in last Sunday !
papers and goes off like this;
!" oh, when as One
The Many rise, united and alert,
With Justice Tor their motto, they reflect
The mighty iorce Of Gods mnipotence
Aud nothing stands before them"
ELLA is all right upon many points
but what we desire to know is
what the deuce She means by that
Is that an intimation that fleas are
on the rampagel Or that bedbugs
are rising, united and alert" and
yearning one long, deep, mournful
yeam for more hides to eonquerl
II Ella would be a little more
explicit in her word-pain,ings
'twould make things easier for a
long suffering public.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
Free Demonstration.

Al the store of Couch & Company
all day to-day and tomorrow FRIDAY
aud Saturday the Spanish Amer,
can Food Company is to give a
demonstration of its products.
These goods are of a high grade
and sell at low price. and the list
includes a score Of different soups,
lamales, deyiled oysters, and host
OF toothsome novelties. These are
just the thing to keep in the house
for the unexpected guest-and the
demonstrator Is anxious to show all
who call a sample of the goods. A
general invitation is extended to
the store OF Couch * Company.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
United Artisans Meet.

st. Johns Assembly, No. 900
United Artisans. met Tuesda,
evening in Biekner's hall, initiated
twenty-three into the Order. ahd
installed the following officers:
Past Master-Mr. Wilson.
Master Artisan-lIalbert I.ecdom.
Supcrintendent-Mrs. Adams.
Inspector-Mrs. Overstreet.
Sccretary-Mrs. Bulls.
Treasurer-Mrs. EdmundSon.
Master OF Ceremonies Mrs.
I.eelom.
Senior Conductor Mr.. Suit,or.
Junior conductor-Mrs. Chaffey
Warder-Mr. Adams.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
LODGE NOTICES.

= fenlnsular Lodge No. l2s. |. o. O
r. meets every Saturday evening a,
iemstoek Hall. J. L. Tindall NC,
n II. Garter. Y. G.; C. III. Hems,ocL
Sec; DR.. Oscar De Vaul. Treas
Rebekah Lodge, |. o. o. F No TO
meets second and fourth Tuesd,v - -,
odd Fellows Hall. Mrs Har,;s,
Singer, \, G.; Belle Nash. Y G.. Em
ma {. Hemstock, Sec. LIN
portsmouth Tent No. SO, X. O. T
Ma Ma meets nh;sn IN Odd Fellows Hall, FIRST
+, on'veIsiiy Park Assembly. No 4
Sh'ed Artisans, meets every Wednes'
LAY h'sh' at Artisans Temple. Mrs
Si"y'' y; A.; Mr.. Stanley, Supt'; Mrs
,, r. a. Clark, See; G. ii. HemstoeI
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
Special Meeting.

A special meeting of the city
council was called on Monday
evening to consider the matter OF a
temporary sewer to relieve the over
flow of the laundry. Owing to the
sudden illness of Mayor King but
little business was transacted.
II was finally decided that the
sewer must he put in only after the
owners of abutting property had
been given the right OF protest,
Hence, the regular mode of pro-
cedure will have To be gone
through.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-08-04
EOOL.ISIINIiSS.

THIS tainted money proposi'
ton is all foldefol for the tainted
money buys just as much eatablcs,
drinkablcs aud wearablcs as any
other. Ninety per cent OF more OF
every dollar that goes into the con
tribution box has some Of taini
about IL. II taint is accumulated
by an overcharge, OF profit above
what the purchaser considers jus, .
or q shrewd bit Of policy. or u
lucky gamble. how can the ,aint he
the better removed than by putting
the money into circulation'
The church, the college, or the
school tina, refuses a gift of cash
upon the grounds that no one
knows precisely how the donor
secured the goods is simply trying
to secure a big AL for nothing aud
curry favor among few fanatics.
A merchant who would refuse To
have business relations with a
wealthy man unless the man first
produced his documents and showed
that his money was obtained in a
strictly just and legal manner would
40 broke in thirty days,
Vet some colleges will struggle
along hypocritically aud seek COM
mendation by refusing what they
term tainted money"