Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-04-27
On Their
 Honeymoon Funny Things Seen by Q Capitol : Guide
Guide

was the observation of capitol guide the other day.
 "Doves?" inquired the man to whom the remark was made, involuntarily gazing up into the cornices to see if any of the white birds were visible.
 "Yes, doves" repeated the guide. "Cooers, hand-claspers, ear-whisperers, sye-searchers, dark-corner hunters"
 "Oh, you mean newly married people"
 Well, what did you think meant?" ,aid the guide. "Ihaven't seen anything like so many of them in all the 20 years I've been prowling around this build- Ing.
 q took finely feathered pair of them around the building the other day. They were New York people, too, and you'd naturally have thought that living in that -blooded town would have put enough frappe in them to enable them to be chilly and naughty and self-contained when in the sight and hearing of . whole lot of other folks.
 But they weren't chilly and naughty with each other by the whole size of these grounds. They didn't mind the Little Brighteyes me, either. You'd have thought that was the star pupil in a deaf, dumb and blind asylum if you had been around and seen and heard them. It was the most touching and tender case of loves middle-aged dream that snko nf fxvy{th | "Lucille, dream of my life, said he, if you persist in standing in that cruel draft yoir little boy will go stark, staring mad! Of what possible value. would ,our poor little bubbsy wubbsy's life be to him if his ittie-bittie Lucille were to get pneumonia and be carried away up to the stars by the whitest angel that ever, and SO on-you can fill out the rest your self, but that was the general line of es- caping steam that the old boy let out.
 "Never 'oo mind, Oodzy- -Woobzy,' the replied. 'Baby's not going to cave her teeny-weeny Bubbsy-boy, and so on, until, say, I'd have given $9S to we been alone in the woods for about rsin- ute, so that could bust loose and howl like wild man of Borneo.
 They're not all cooers, though. I showed the scrappiest young couple around the other day that ever nudged alongside of. There wasn't a coo in either, of them, and yet could tell by their makeup that they hadn't been married more than three days. You know the way they're rigged: Man with fearfully brand-new suit, hat. shoes, gloves and cane. cad that wriggly, un- comfortable look that some fellows wear when all of their togs are right oil the hook; and the girl, too, with everything new, from hat to spats, and. looking as if she'd appreciate about ten minutes of house-wrapper and slippers a whole lot. | Well, this pair certainly carried the brittle chip on their shoulders. They seemed to be just admitting trouble with each other, and I came near spraining my neck looking dreamily up into the air while their scraps were in progress. "It looked to me as if they'd got mar ried on a bet or to get even with each other for something. ".Let's go up to the dome, suggested the girl.
 "'Not much said the man. I'm too strong
 "'well, I'll go up alone, then,' said she, batting her eyes wickedly. "'Not to-day you won't.' said he, with mean man sticking out all over the way he said it.
 "'Oh, I don't know said the girl. dreamily. Not that haven't been up before few times
 "'Oh, you have, have your chopped the man. You never told me that, did you? Who with, I'd luke to knowr "'You don't know, do your said she, with one of those slow smiles some wo- men use to work a man into states pris- on with.
 Well, then they had it out some more, I'm a-telling you. I went of into . corner and pretended to be watching . spider weaving a web while the battle was on. Then heard . gurgle or two and it was all right-for . while. About three minutes later started them for the srb-basement to show them the machinery. The man made . little stumble on the dark steps. and he said 'd-!'
 "'Do you know whom you are with, orayr inquired the girl, stopping stock still.
 "sEr-unfortunately. yes.' he replied, and began to hunt around for another spider to take an interest in for . spell. s'Oh. we'll. come along.' said the bride. sfter . pause. It is impossible for me not to ref zct. however, that the last time ; vas here I vas not compelled to listen to such language from Hook a-here.' broke in the groom. I want to know, and want to knox night eow. who the confoz.ded. blifhering. Mio-Nancy idiot was that you traipsed ssuund here vitk,' and so on. and was ruduced to ths neeessity o9 tviriing the pedAb q bseyels that v1s tstAsssd in ehs egtFl6oe CT yAe nve 1inuno c c
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