The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-30
With the Long Boz.

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NCLE HICKS prediction Of freeze-up scheduled for
- ast)week decidedly to the bad The
hotter than biscuit and there flies eighty
When weather predicting give us the good old
United States.
old friend Gates really did rope the wheat market
for 100000 bushels bet million that Mrs Gates
is informing him that if he had taken her advice he
would not now be in the position of who is furnishing
an evenings entertainment to pounded thumb
Never clean house. says the Housekeeper until the fur
is out. When father and the furnace going
down town in arm, then the time to turn the house
upside down and leave the soap the stairs pending their
return.
The Housekeeper wins to put
table, We still retain our old prejudice in favor Of food
Chicago professor up creation follows: 'Life
originally happened. Life is made of certain organic
compounds. The compounds together in
and the result lfe My, but playing in great
luck to be playing at all Where would have been
If we had not happened?
The Kansas City doctors were deeply interested in
anesthetic invented by Omaha pill propounder The
other Omaha doctors SHE'D at it and he took to Kansas
City. In hospital in that city he found bunch Of his
friends preparing to operate coored brother who
thought that something internal had slipped loose The
stuff explained to the coored and promise Of
expense for the operation he decided to try it. There is
chair in this colored little cabin but the
doctors explained carefully to the family that he would have
died under any anesthetic and made it all right ~
,4M-$ $3.50.
There is nation that appreciates Fatty at his true
worth An African explorer tells Of tribe whose members
determined worldly rank according to avoirdupois The
heaviest savage chief, the next latest first lieu
tenant, and AS member gained in weight
the neghbor next above him in rank he advanced
step in authority Central Africa Fatty paradise if the
lions don It get after him and sweat him. 80"
young fellow in New York is working bunco game
that about $500 years old 1t started by Zoroaster in
636 B. C. and called worship. This def young
prophet called Hansh, is working this worship
women and FIVE at the Carnegie Lyceum in New York
He flowing and very ornate robe and handsome
solid gold chain studded with diamonds The makeup prob
ably several thousand dollars The sefstyed Am
bassador Extraordinary from His the Sun spoke
various TOPICS fitting from to another with the bithe
someness of butterfly Most Of these remarks a
Qualification of the obvious
"Peope should pay their debts " said the prophet wag
ging his head sagey. '*"'
The prophet calls himself 'Doctor oloman ZarDusht
Hanish and he is trying to introduce the Persian
Shipping doary He takes real Tor his lectures and
Oriental gbbersh which he charges for teaching
if you ont what you learn. Il. - ,:,
He will have difficulty in establishing worship
where dollar worship is clearly be the thing The
you get anyhow. The dollar you have to perspe
to obtain and it does business after it is captured
M% -.
Bitonto Italy, to hand with good joke that
loveon young dago francesca Capaldo Francesca was
deeply enanored with that dareyed fairy Elisa Fano but
Elisa did look Frank with the good eye and
the of true love from running smooth by
putting stones tomato and old shoes in its Of way
But caramba Francesca the descendant of noble
cestorsl He would foil This is error. Together
consprator friends he organized antmomma
The mother and daughter in the habit Of going
frequently relatives in the evenings dark night
the consprators hid in street and the
passed sprang upon them In the confusion heightened
by the intentional Of the young the gallant
threw shawl the head of one Of the fright
ened and in spite of her struggles bore her off to his
house. II Francesca he repeated at intervals think
ing to Of his lady love- only however, to be
answered by mufled from the shawl struggles and
of such strength his wonder and
The other woman had fed shrieking.
The bold lover carefully removed the shawl dropped
one knee and raised his angshng eyes to meet the glorious
orbs of-E1isa's momma. ~.
When to- he alone But all the gilded youth
of Bitonto Italy, raised the hoarse boot of concealed JOY
when francesca appeared shamefacedy in his usual haunts
and the;voung fellow had to emu CRATE.
Always get Oh the good side Of nonma. 1t is she who
fixes father. ..-.... ~ "A. J.R
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