The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-08


Nippon, Banza."
Minneapolis Tribune.
We would as soon have torpedo
shot at us as this yell.
1T NEVER CAME BACK.
Representative A. L. Cole of Walker,
8 mentioned as possible candidate
or congress from this district. It is
also said that Bro. Frank Eddy of the
Sank Centre Herald, has bee in his
bonnet and will shortly announce
himself And there are others who
would be willing to wear Mr.. Buck
mans shoes and draw his meager
salary Todd County Argus.
We had bee-a gubernatorial bee
in our bonnet a year ago. 1t got away
from us and unlike the cat it never
came back. We want it distinctly
we are no apiary. We
don't want any bee inspector fooling
around us.
SAVING WOOD.
"Prominents" in the field of politics |
are trying to pick out the winner in
next years gubernatorial free for all
this early. The men really prominent
are "sawing wood. st. Paul Dis
patch.
And they will continue to do the
carpenter act for at least six months
to come.
EDITORS MUST WAIT LONGER.
1t would require $4,000 years to earn
the present fortune of Mr.. Rockefeller
if we were paid at the rate of So per
day .-Hubbard County Clipper.
If the above is figured correctly it
would take country editor 10000
years to earn that sum.
ONE OF WHOM HE IS WHICH.
Richmond Pearson Hobson, he of
Merrimac and osculatOry fame, is
married at last. Please take notice
girls, that there are few klssable
single gentlemen left.-Redwood
Reville.
This is Editor Welles' modest way
of inviting the girls to practice on
him.
THE WHOLE PUSH ARE SHORT.
To a female subscriber who wrote
that she was very tall and wished to
know how to neutraliZe the effect Of
her height, the CroOkston Journal
offered this bit of comforting advice:
marry a preacher or an editor and
you will be short all the time. -
GAINESVILLE Review.
An editors wife is not only short
but to use an old quotation from
almost forgotten Pinafore: she is
short himself and so are his sisters,
his cousins and his aunts.
| WELCOME TO SOME.
Gov. La Toilette is vigorously
urging the Legislature to enact legis'
lation that will destroy secret lobby
ing. He declares that members were
logged to their hotels and their lives
made miserable the past winter by
the agents of railroads, the book
trust and telephone trust.-Faribault
Republican.
The mere fact that lobbyist haunt
halls of legislation is proof positive
that they make life ''joyous" instead
of "miserable'' to some Legislators
If no men could be lobbied there
would be no lobbyists. The remedy
is not more stringent laws but the
selection of better men.
MAsTICATING DRY GOODS.
The way both the Collins and Dunn
factions are acting, looks as neithel
desired the election OF republican
governor, as long as they can chew
the rag.-Anoka Union.
One thing is certain; if. the re
publican factions continue to masticate
dry goods the democrats will chew
the official plums.
ONLY ONE QUESTION.
The St. Cloud Journal-Press says
any one of these ten men if nominated
can defeat John A. Johnson next
year: Knute Nelson, j. F. Jacobson
j. Adam Bede, Halvor STEVENSON,
J. A. Tawney, Moses E. Clapp, r.
P. Brewer, Frank NJ. Eddy, Fred C.
Stevens and Julius Block. We be-
lieve they could name a dozen others
who could do likewise if they had a
united republican party behind them,
The question of unity is the only one
which need disturb our Dreams
| Benson Times.
There is only one question that dis
turbs our dreams in the newspaper
business-that of funds.
GOOD AS FAR AS IT GOES.
In the matter of newspaper talk
Frank Eddy already leads al! other
republican gubernatorial possibilities
| for 1906. Franks banner is the kind
that waves for all.-Ortonville Herald
Star.
Newspaper talk" is good as tai