The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-12-21
THTSTLES.

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do vcs DIAL In xscsdhasd sutomo
biiss' II 700 do, vsns 70 ell you rnIns
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ycss rnaehinsf siscs this norsins.
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lev - something 10 psy for trairins NJ
bsi's vosss. vsthsf--Trsin Msbsl's voice
Why, great ssnsl She tAihs fsst enough
pow'
,-BliI-To bear that fellow tell II he's
Ikfdsd come Of tbs blxsess Jobs In the
country. JnI--wsil. he talks abost land.
Ing jecs jsss - ~ amateur alderman iaih.
a landing Ash.
--Dsck--i An sarprssd that yoa told
Katharine 10 throw hsssss II Reasy Bspp
vhsn you are aroard. Tom-why no,
women cant throw strslght, and wbsu
she alma than 1t Rsxgy they come toward
me.
II an self made man, said the bant
president. began - an srrand boy and
v1had my ~sy up. I, too, sm seif made
nan. replied Ne sx-burgia-. once rented
. room over q bank and worked nv way
down.
-TAs what luckS The Husband
(wsanly t-Nons whstsves. The VIE
Wsss thsrs 70 servants 10 tire intelligence
omcef Ths Husband (ssdiy Lots Of
them, bat they had eli worked for NJ be-
fore.
Mr.. Nswwsd--Yoa mustn't be envious
Of other people. That's q fault that you
cannot and 10 me. Mrs. INevwed--Eo;
yoa don't believe there 10 anybody better
than yos are or that anybody possibly
could be.
Has her marriage to the count really
been indefinitely postponed' Yes; there
wss some little misunderstanding, I be-
lisvs. But dses the Misunderstanding
amount To mucbs Only 10 about $500, 900,
! bslievs.
Mr.. Kddsr-You must b. very much
discouraged. Miss X. zss--whyi Mr..
kiddsr--It's quite some time since you read
yosr graduation essay, and Mr.. Roosevelt
has not taken your sdvice on how TO run
ths cosatsy yet.
Hewitt wans to tell you about On
adventure had last night, Jewett--Is this
. true storyf Hswitt--ssre. Jswstt--
Then 70 ahead. Hewitt stopped 10 %,
bill, and--Jewstt--I thought you said II
w. . true story.
-High-Bo you have given given up
your high ambitisns.an are going 10 fol-
low . routine liies Jlnks-Yes; I decided
II would b lonesome up there on the top
rung Of the ladder of fame. I'm going to
stay down with the push.
--Aa epterprisipg Georgia citizen b.,
thu advH tissmsnt over his place Of bust
psss: "0snersl Commission Merchant and
Undertaken. Automobiles and Fupsrsls
on the Installmsnt Plan. When In Need
Of Either or Both, Call on No.
You're always telling No what to Dr. I.
complained The dssslIcs. Don't you know
that aAvscs b chsspi There's where you
are mistaksn,' biankly corrected the old
bachelor friend. ny advice IL the result
Of experience for which paid very high
pr,csl
--Ars. 6tronGmIod-h Men think they are
good reasorers, and yet every man Judges
oil women BY Bis wife. Mr.. Stronghold
Women don't reesonrtbat way. r should
say not. No, Indeed Every woman jud
ga her husband BY the worst thing she
bears sbost oths- wousn's Husbands.
AID that, ssid Mr.. staylste, conslud.
lrg bis tirssoms story, Vas how my moth
" became interested in the Home For Aged
wdovs. Speaking Of homee, remarked
Mis- Patience, ysvnipg SYSTEMATICALLY
doesn't that word "homs' appeal to you
and make you feel thsfe 10 no place lihs
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--Dumlsy--Ths lady 10 the other part
o. sne mouse 10 learning 70 play the plano.
hsr husband Il struggling With the violin,
] hsvs dasshtsr who 10 studying the or.
gan and boy who 10 learning the bar 10.
and hsmlsy-W WHAT are you learning
Dunisy--0h, ! an learning 70 get used
70 II.
Old Boy-Hows thiss hear tina, , y
havs consented 70 the msrrisGc Of ycu'
with young Seekem. frhnd
tssllssiy)-Yes, bad 70, bat never nird.
lest wait. I'll get even with him. khi
VIM you disishsris hias worss. IN CIV.
her concert grand plano for . weddlus
present.
-Thsy bed Jsst moved 10 The house, and
= y usually ths case, ths former issants
I'D ieei nsch rubbish behind them. Jusi
Icok, coupiainsd the little woman. her,
are thru oailn Of ashea IN tn varA An