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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

The Carthage (Mo.) Press says that a
Joplin boy asked his Sunday school
teacher last Sunday if the James boys
wrote the Book of James,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

cITo Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
ITO after first days DR. Kline's Great n Nerve
Restorer. Send for Free trial bottle and treatise.
DR.. K. II. Kline, Ltd, 931 Arch St.. Philadelphia Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28
RHEUMATISM
BODY RACKED WITH PAIN

No other bodily suffering equal to that produced pain
natim When
trencd the blood there hardly of the body that
feced The
the joints name and SWELL the bones ache
the entire body acked
Indigestion stomach troubles torpid Liver
inactive system passing off
through left
posons affect
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

Paris automobile building firm is
just about completing a 110-horse power
gasoline submarine boat for the French
navy.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

Are you willing TO admit that there
are others In your line of business
just as smart as you are2
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

Mothers will find Mrs winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy TO use for their children
during the teething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-12-28

About fifteen years ago I had a severe
attack OF kheumatism and could not
work work With Nth, any s,ti satisfaction My legs
could scarcely walk. I tried many rem
edies but could get no relief was fn-
ally recommended to try 8. 8. 8. and it
soon cured me sound and we'll. I am
now ~ years old and have never had
any return Of the trouble,
JOSEPH FROME HAwLEY,
Box lO4. Aurora, Ill.
Sometime ago had Rheumatism and
had to quit work. The pains in my back
and and between tween my shoulders was so in;
everything but nothing did me any good
till heard of and took 8. 8. 8. This
medicine cured me sound and we'll. 1t
purified my blood and made me feel like
new man.
CONRAD LoHR,
Anderson, Ind. 122 E. 10th St.
them with the acids and salts of this
e cold and dampness of Winter always
md the sufferer to get relief from the
liniInents. oils, lotions, ETC., or uses
These are desirable because they give
no effect on the real trouble which is in
h treatment S. S S. is the best rem
dy for Rheumatism, 1t goes into the
'lood and attacks the disease at its head,
nd by neutralizing and driving out the
cids and building up the thin, sour
'lood it cures the disease permanently.
While cleansing the blood S. S. S. tones
p the stomach. digestion and every
ther part of the system, soothes the
ion, dissolves the deposits in the joints,
this distressing disease. S. S. S. is
I'm Muscular, Inhammatory, Articu-
sease and any medical advice, without
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
sII2ooo for a Pt.sor,p,Ion.

The largest sum ever paid for a pre-
scription, changed hands in San Fran
cisco, Aug. 30, 1901. The transfer in
volved in coin and stock 3112, 10000 and
was paid by party of business men for
a specific for Bright's Disease and Dia-
betes, hitherto incurable diseases.
They commenced the serious investi-
CATION Of the specific Nov. Is, 1900.
They interviewed scores Of the cured
and tried it out on it's merits by putting
over three dozen cases on the treatment
and watching them. They also got ply
sicians to name chronic, incurable cases,
and administered it with the physicians
for judges. Up to Aug. 25, eighty seven
per cent Of the test cases were either
we'll or progressing favorably.
There being but thirteen per cent OF
failures, the parties were satisfied and
closed the transaction. The proceedings
Of the investigating committee and the
clinical reports of the test cases were
published and will be mailed free on ap-
plication. Address JOHN j. FULTON
COMPANY, 400 Montgomery St. San Fran
cisco, Cal.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
COST OF LOUIS suuoNa
0sand Monarque Said to Nave souaW
dsred 5000 900 In ThIs Hav.

Gssnd Monarque Said to Nave soua~
dsrsd $s,ooo 900 In ThIs Way.
Twenty Thousand dollars for a drop
SNAPPED pearl searfpin. $4,000 for .
pearl stud, $3.50 for . coat fastener
formed OF = white bouton pearl with
sold bar. $3.50 for seven buttons On
suite and SITS for a pair Of brilliant
s'sevs links-thsse are . few Of the
prices realized At tho recent sale In
London Of a noble marquis' jsvslry.
But. altar all. everything IL compa..
asfve. and the marquis' gems, rare and
costly though they ars, would have
bssn quite sclipsed b. Louis XIvs
personal 1ewelry. The grand mon.
argue" had many crazes, but for but
tnns he had q positive mania. In q
single year. 1856. he squandsred $500.
600 on them, and some Of his pur-
chases are wen worth glancins at
On Aug. 1. 1855, he bought two dia-
mooo buttons for 67.96S francs and
seventy-fve diamond buttons for $685.
701 francs The buttons for . sinK1e
vest cost Louis 500, 600. OF tho aSI
"soutonnieres" used 1872 contained nve
Diamonds each. while the rsmaindsr
were single diamonds In all, the
sreef monaroue" is said TO have
spAnt 5000. 900 on buttons sIonA
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Register and Globe Democrat 81

,Wei have closed a contract with the
publishers of the Los Angeles Times
which is of the greatest Importance.
as it enables us to Offer our readers
our paper and the Illustrated Weekly
Magazine issued by them at figure
far below their regular subscription
price and only slightly in excess of
the charge we make for paper.
We wish to direct the readers at
tention to the publishers announce
ment which appears in this issue and
request that alter investigating the Of
Ter we make you wrile at once for
sample copies, which will be mailed
Tree OF charge A request written on
postal card. giving name and az
dress. is all that is necessary. and the
application carries with it no obliga-
tion to become a subscriber. 1t is
practically certain, however. that If
you inquire into the merits OF our
proposition you will gladly avail your
self OF the opportunity to obtain such
d vast amount of good reading Eiat-
ter as our offer permits.
The Times Magazine consists of %
to 30 large pages which, II made into
the magazine CT average size, would
require 120 pages The contents is the
work of the brightest writer's in the
newspaper profession and the articles
embrace every subject likely to IL
terest those who appreciate all thad
good in journalism. The pictures
are in keeping with the text and the
political cartoons reproduced from all
the large newspapers are eloquent
stories in themselves. The magazine
is published each week and can be OBJ
tanned by subscribers Of this paper at
a price that barely covers the cost OF
mailing. and when the fact is borne
in mind that the regular charge for
the magazine is $3.50 per year. the
favorable contract we have made with
the publishers becomes apparent Our
arrangement makes it possible for us
to offer you our paper and The Times
Magazine at less than you could buy
the Illustrated Weekly IL you sub
scribed direct. Read the announce
A ment q send for a sampleis. copy. then
! let US hear from you.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Quality vs.. Quantity.

Hard muscles and strong body do not
depend on the quantity of food you eat
but on its perfect digestion and proper
assimilation. When you take kodol
Dyspepsia Cure your system gets all the
nourishment out of all the food you eat
1t digests what you eat regardless of the
condition Of the stomach and conveys
the nutrient properties to the blood and
Tissues. This builds up and strength
ems the entire system. Kodol cures IN
digestion, dyspepsia, belching, sour
stomach, werk heart, etc. Kodol Dys
pspsia Cure for what is sometimes call
cd Americas national disease-dyspep-
sia-is destined to eventually work a
wonderful and lasting benefit to suffer
srs from this distressing and mind har-
sssing condition. For sale by !. H.
AyseA
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
His Redesmlna Trait.

He was an ancient cannibal chief,
Who ate everything from man to beef;
And though he was wicked as sin, 10
brief
One good tran stood in bold relief
He was very fond Of childrenl
The people who knew him always had
TO admit he couldn't be wholly bad;
than shad
Ane wouldn't have ninched at eating his
dad
He was very fond Of children,
A traveller twas who told me the tale
(He corrssponded with him by maiD
And be swore that the chief did seldom
On urohin brohsd himself to regale-
HI was very fond Of children!
New Orleans Times-Democrat-
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Just what Everyon, should Do

Mr.. ]. I. Barber of Irwinville, Ca, al
ways keeps bottle Of Ohsmbsrlain's .
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
At hand ready for instant use. Attacks
Of collc, cholera morbus and diarrhoea
come on 30 suddenly that there is no
time to hunt doctor or 60 to the store
for medicine. Mr.. Barber says: al
have tried Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy which is one of
the best medicines ever saw. keep
q bottle OF it in my room as l have had
several attacks Of collie and it has prov
ed to be the best medicine ever used"
For sale by all drupglsts.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Found q cure for Dyspepsia.

Mrs. S. Lindsay, OF Fort William, On
tArio, Canada, who has suffered quite q
number Of years from dyspepsia and
great pains in the stomach, WAS advised
by her druggist to take Chambsrlaln's q
Stomach and Liver Tablets. She did 30
and says: IL find that they have done
me great deal Of good. have never
had any suffering since / began using
them" II troubled with dyspepsia or
indigestion why not take these tablets,
get well and stay we'll? For sale by all
druggists,
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Dying Of Famine

is, in IT'S torments, like dying of con-
sumption. The progress OF consumption
from the beginning to the very end, is a
long torture, both to victim and friends
when l had consumption in it's first
stage" writes VIM. Myers, of Cearfoss,
Nd, "after trying different medicines
and good doctor, in vain, at last took
DR.. Kings New Discovery, which per-
fectly cured me-" Prompt relief and
sure cure for coughs, colds, sore throat,
bronchitis, etc. Positively prevents
pneumonia. Guaranteed at all drug
stores, price SOC and 81 bottle Trial
bottle fraa
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Huge Task.

1t was huge task to undertake the
cure Of such bad case Of kidney di-
sssse, as that Of G. f. Collier, OF Chero-
kee, Ia, but Electric Bittsrs did it, He
writes: My kidneys were so far gone
could not sit on chair without a
cushion; and suffered from dreadful
backachs, headache, and depression. In
Electric Bitters, however, 1 found a
cure, and by them was restored to per-
feet health. l recommend this great
tonic medicine to all with weak Kidneys,
liver or stomach. Guaranteed by all
druggists; price SOC.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
The saIvs that Penetrates

DsWltt's Witch Hazel Salve pens-
tratss the pores of the skin, and by Its
antiseptic, rubifocient and healing in
Huence 1t subdues Inflammation and
cures boils, burns, cuts, eczema. letter,
ring worm and all skin diseases A
specific for blind, bleeding, itching and
protrudlng piles. The original and gen
uins Witch Hazel Sslve is made by +.
G. Dewitt Il Co., and sold by l. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
A Bad Scare.

Some day you will get bad scare,
when you feel pain in your bowels, and
fear appendicitls. Safety lies in Dr.
Kings' New Life Pills, sure, for all
bowel and stomach diseases, such as
headache, biliousness; costiveness, etc.
Guaranteed At all drug stores, only 25c.
Try them,
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Tho Uses and Value, Of M.t,I.

Ssventy-fivs cents worth Of iron ore
when turned into bar iron is worth
Is. II you make 1t into horseshoes 1t is
worth $40 or II into table knives $3.50
Seventy-five cents worth Of iron orc
manufactured into needles is worth
$1,000. and when converted into some
kids of fancy buttons It is worth
sbout $4,000. II the iron rs made
into watch springs the product is
worth ten times more than the but.
tens. and whom turned into hair
springs II will sell for the enormous 8
sum Of $500 900.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28

No. is California express and makes local
stops between Lamar and La Jnnta.
No. is Denver express, stops on flag at Las
Animas. Carries free chair car and Pulmans.
No. is the Mexico and California express.
No. and No. both carry tourist and Pullman
sleepers. No. z connects at LaJ unta for Pueblo
Colorado Springs and Denver.
Train No. 50 runs to La Junt. and will accom-
modate passengers for intermediate points.
meets at La Junta with train from Denver car
ries passenger through to Chicago without
change. Has Pullman and tourist sleepers.
No. 8 is Denver express and runs through to
Chicago without change. Carries free chair
car and Pullman sleeper.
No. 8 is local passenger and makes all stops.
Carries chair car and Pullman sleeper. Runs
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer.
fully answered. Descriptive literature and
time tables folders free by applying to
g. J. .GAKvIN. Agent
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Master Mer.vlsh,, Don Mot.

At an auction sale in q Scottish vii
iass the auctioneer was trying to sell
Z number OF domestic utensils, includ-
Ing porrtdge pot Az usual. he was
making = great fuss. Finishing. his
keen eye caught . well-mown worthy,
the beadle. standing at the back Of
the crowd. and he shouted out: -Mais.
ter NcTavfsA, make an offer for this
poti WIZ. 4 veuid make = apisadid
idrk belli" "Ays." raolisl he bsaAlA
Is your tooSse was b ~"
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
II in q kind Of bilious mood,
You wish an aid to digest food,
No other pill il half so good

As DsWitt's Little Early Rissrs.
The famous little pills Early Risers
cure constipation, sick headache, bilious
nsss, eto. They never gripe Of sicken.
but impart early rising energy. Good
for either children or adults. Bob
Moore, Lafayette, Ind, says: mo use
talking, DeWitt's Little Early Risers do
their work. All other pills l have used
gripe and make me sick. DeWitt's Lit
tie Early Risers brought tho long
sought relief. They are perfect" Sold
BY l. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
No Secret AboutIt.

1t 10 no secret, that for cuts, burns,
ulcers, fever sores, sore eyes, boils, ETC.,
nothing 10 SO effective as Bucklens Arni-
o Sslvs. 1T didn't take long to cure
. bad sore had, and it is all y. X. for
sore eyes," writes ID. l.. Gregory. Of
Hope, Tex. 25c At all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28

The laxative effect OF Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets is Of agree
able and 30 natural that you do not
realize it is the effect OF medicine.
For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Different

Did you say he was one of the
luminaries Of the legal profession?"
mo. l didn't say he was a mmi-
nary. I said hS, was one. OF the, light
quantities"
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
The ChIIdren's FavorIte.

For coughs, Group, whooping cough,
ETC., Ono Minute Cough Cure is tho
childrsR's fsvorits. This is because u
contains no opiate, is perfectly harmless
tastes good and cures. Sold by l. d.
AyNra
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
Ono Woman. wIsdom

Green-'1 don't see how Slyker's
wife manages to get ahong with him" T"
Brown-"Why not?"
Green-"He's such a slippery chap"
Brown-"Oh, she walks over him
rough -shod."
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
spsaInsd Ankle, stIn Mock, Lams
Shoulder.

These are three common ailments for
which Chamberlain's Pam Balm if es-
pscisll valuable. II promptly applied
1t will save you time, money and suffer
ing when troubled with any one Of these
ailmsnts. Sold BY all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
(:Q!}:{!&33s
Because the liver is


neglected people suffer
4 with constipation, biliousness, \
headaches and fevers. Colds attack /
the lungs and contagious diseases
take hold of the system. 1t is safe
to say that if the liver were always
kept in proper working order,
illness would be almost unknown.
Thedford's Black-Draught is so
successful in curing such sickness
because it is without a rival as a
liver regulator. This great family
medicine is not a strong and
drastic drug, but mild and
healthful laxative that cures con-
stipation and may be taken by a
mere child without possible
harm.
The healthful action on the liver
cures biliousness. 1t has an in
vigorating effect on the kidneys.
Because the liver and kidneys do
not work regularly, the poisonous
acids along with the waste from
the bowels get back into the blood
and virulent contagion results.
Timely treatment with Thed-
ford's Black Draught removes the
dangers which lurk in constipation,
liver and kidney troubles, and will
positively forestall the inroads of
Bright's disease, for which dis
ease in advanced stages there is
no cure. Ask your dealer for
Csc. package of Thedford's Black
Draught.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28
postonnce T,me Table

The following time table will be ef-
fective on and after Nov. Is, 1904: Mails
close going east, 1910 p. M, going east
and west $50. Mails due from west
12:O5, q. M, los p, M, 1902 a. M; from
east 2:35 a. M, 9:13 p. M. 5:25 a. m.
Office open, 8 a. m. to $50 p. m. Sun
days 8 to 9 a. m. Money orders and
registry 8 to 6, except on Sunday.
d. E. COOPER, P. NJ.
Buy tho genuine Bromo-Quinins a
McLssns Drug Store 25c.
For cheap town lots see O. b
Thomsn.
The Lamar register., 1905-06-28

Tho Scent packet is enough for usual occasions
The family bottle (60 cents) contains a supply
for . year All druggists sell them.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-05-26
A Little Lower.

The late Archbishop Temple. who is
popularity believed to have been un-
equvocably brusque and cutting Of
tongue. had Il sense of humOr which
enabled him to be suave upon occasion.
When he was head of Rugby school 4
woman of high position, with hand
some son of whom she was inordi-
nately fond, went to Doctor Temple in
great Indignation. Her sons house
master. she said, had described him in
Il letter to her as an impOstor.
MY boy never deserved such an
epithet" she said, with deep feeling.
MY dear madam" said Doctor Tenn
pie. Il feel sure that what the house
master meant was that your son could
not possibly be the angel he looked."-.
Youths Companion.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-05-26
Cant. Skinner's Goose,

Captain Skinner was in Easton the
latter part of last week and related Il
remarkable story concerning Il goose
on his farm. He states that he is in
the habit of counting his geese and put
ting them in the stable every night.
but on the night of the great blizzard
one goose was missing and could not
be accounted for until Il few days ago,
when he was shoveling a pile of snow
out of his stable yard at the rear of
his barn. AS he reached the bottom
of the drift his shovel struck against
something soft. Upon investigation
he located his missing goose, which
had been covered up in the snow for
more than six weeks without anything
to eat or drink. He states that the
goose was still alive. but very gaunt
and weak from the exposure and alb
Stincncc from food. Hc took the goose
to the house and cared for it a day or
so. feeding judiciously. 1t thrived and
became very hearty. and was able to
Join the balance Of the flock, from
which it had been separated for nearly
two months.-Easton (Md) Ledger.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-05-26
Our Ambassador to London,

Mr.. Reid's career is a romance of in
defatigable industry applied to the cul-
tivation of admirable talents and to
the creation and employment of honor
able opportunities. At thrtyfive he
had attained the professional goal
which to the boy of twenty must have
seemed almost infinitely remote. Since
then he has achieved many public dis
tinctions, but it may well be doubted
if Il single one of them has given him
anything like the satisfaction that he
felt on the day when he first entered
into full control of the Tribune. A man
is largely revealed in the way he di-
rccts the energies of his subordinatcs.
Mr.. Reid has been considered an exact
ing master. If that impression is cor
rcct-and it certainly is not here dis
puted-the reason is that, being an eX-
pert at his own craft, he has meas
ured imperfectons by Il high standard.
Ii used to be said that he did not much
care to listen to the opinions of the
men under him, but the fact is that
when they have really had opinions he
has always valued an honest expression
of them. What he has not cared for is
Il SolicitouS acquiescencc in opinions
which he himself might be supposed to
have formed.-Lcslie's Weekly.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-05-26

doctorin her. In California now,
amt he, doctorin' there?"
HE was, the last | heard of him. -
replined Juckett.
That what I thought. Yes, mind
Ed an Nat but there wasn't much
about you to remember"
II suppose you've heard of me?"
asked Juckett, with a grim smile and
rafting some loose change in his
pocket.
We'll no, can't say have" an.
swered the Oldest Inhabitant. Il did
toe, hear at you had made money"
Il could buy this town out. lock
said Juckett boastfully.
"Are you going to do it?" asked the
Oldest Inhabitant.
"Wcll, guess not" replied Juckett
Come down to give the town IL
berry
mot much, I've got something bet
ter to do with my money No, | just
hal curiosity to see if there was
anybody left l used to know. | want.
ed TO see what the old place looked
like"
"You might go an see Frank Pea.
body suggested the Oldest lnhabi-
tant: or there's Artie Colgan;
reckon he might remember you, MAJ.
be. Funny to think O. you comm back
here. II it had been Ed now-I reck,
on if Ed came back here they'd have
the band out for all of its bein' fifteen
years since he left. I'd be mighty
glad TO see Ed again myself"
Juckett seemed restive. $50 you
hayen't heard of me down here?' he
asked Why, I own two-thirds of the
stock Of the railroad that runs through
here. IN worth close on to 10000
00C."
The Grit-advocate., 1905-05-26
An American Riviera.

"To n man who has never seen the
far South, as l had never until re-
cent trip 10 Florida. the spectacle pre-
sented at Palm Beach, st. Augustine
and other resort places is one of extra
ordinary brilliancy.' said Mr.. II. Cur
ney, of Syracuse, \. y, at the Shore
ham.
ITO me it was a revelation, and l
enjoyed it to the limit AT Palm Beach
the crowd is simply bewildcring in its
makeup of the ttpically rich and fash
ionablc folk of America. l believe
without eXaggcration one could see
half Il million dollars worth of dia-
,-"rdS ut one time blazing on the hands
and in the raiment of the women guests
OF the biggest hotel i'll the world. 4
greater array of more supcrbly goWncd
women than these We're never as
scubled under one roof in any centre
of fashion on the globe. This place
was built for the rich, and only the
rich need go there.
From morning until night these plu-
tocratic pilgrims from the North
seemed busy in various diversions.
There are ideal grounds for the golf
PLAYERS. splendid sea bathing. boating,
visits to the surrounding country. This
season eclipses by all odds the records
for business in the palatial Florida
hotels. Washington Post
The Grit-advocate., 1905-05-26
Questionable Compliment.

"My dear, l have Il great compliment
for you.' said the Boston man to his
New York niece. who was paying a
months visit and attending many
serious entertainments.
"A compliment" and the pretty eye
brows were raised incredulously.
Yes" said her uncle, cordially.
professor Mildew said he noticed you
particularly at the reception Monday
afternoon. and he thought you had a
most intelligent face"
There. aunty.' said the frivolous
young person, turning reproachful eyes
on her relative. Il told you l looked
like perfect trump in that brown
dress, but you said l didn't! You see
what he thought. don't you? He
couldn't think of another thing to
say!'-Youths Companion.