Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-01-26

| IloI NC Il itIS 1ISuI vi JILL ulit'
delphia Ledger.
The discomfort due to the Asiatic
war cOmpels the Car to realize that
nothing fails like Misunderstanding
ton Evening Star.
Mrs. Dodge-MOrse has reversed the
Mormon plan and is struggling with
few surplus acknowledgement
News Times-Herald.
Young Tiffany says he can't live on
| $4,000 a year. Well. why doesn't he
shuttle off and give some one else
chance to try?-Memphis News.
When Bathhouse John is elected
! Mayor Of Chicago we presume that
Dead Horse Jake will become Chief of
| POlice.-Memphis Commercial-Appeal
DR.. Chadwick now threatens to
write a book. He had better begin
Oh a check book and keep his family
| tcgether.-NGwport News Times Her
aid.
! The Mormon idea of marrying
man to q dead woman would certainly
seem to indicate that the MOrmOns
take matrimony gravcly.-EichmOnC
! Ng-vS- Leader.
The political CRATER is always On
: lhu lookout for new worlds to conquer,
so it is not surprising that he is now
after the irrigation system.-COloradC
Springs Gazette.
| al -}i pr i,,,n f,I, 10, l,o
Medical Record announces that govt
! @ettin" less common. The Doardin.
habit must be getting more comlnon.-
Columbia Is. Co. State.
Tie unpopularity i'll Russia Of the
| As.atic war causes but little anxiety
il St Petersburg The war is only
one item in long list of unpopular
ih.ngs-Washington Evening Star.
\ New Jersey preacher advises
young women never to marry man
| Until they know his past. What most
concerns young women who marry is
| the young mans future-New York
| Press.
1t turns ont that the people of Fort
Gaines burned only one bale of cot
tol. Which isn't such !: very expen-
siVe Christmas jag. after all. with
cotton ut cents i pound-Augusta
| Chronicle.
One Mormon has been discovered
| who has been sealed for eternity to
! forty wives. If he gets all that he is
! sealed for. there will be no need after
his death to ask where he N'ent.-At-
! lanta Journal.
The man who wishes to evolve a
cUreess apple will destroy all the
| pleasures Of childhood if he succeeds.
For then there viii be nothing for the
small boy to give to his smaller sister.
Atlanta Journal.
The elaborate preparation the Japs
are making to rebuild Port Arthur in
dicateS 4 cOmetO-Stay attitude which
il not going - yield easily to the kind
of diplomacy that was handed out to
them ten years ago.-Indianapoli
| News
The Moscow peasants who say that
they would rather be shot at home
for resisting mobilization orders than
| slaughtered needlesSly in Manchura
have Il proper sense of economy. They
expect to save the government their
travelling Boston Globe.
y Boston paper says: We We're
| Philadelphia fair in 1876" Maybe; but
Chicago associates its Worlds Fair
with cold-storage turkeys and hen
fruit handed down from those halcyOn
| days.-AIilwaukee Sentinel.
1t is said that the number of wom-
eu who are doing mems work. has
neen 40 per cent in the last ten wears
From which the Inference follows that
a good many women are fitting them
selves for the practical responsible
ties of matrimony.-Atlanta COnsttu-
ton.
The increase in the number Of
deaths Of passengers on trains in 1904
vas G4l3 per cent over 1903. The rail
road presidents who say that they
alone can run the American roads will
| see IN CDeSc uSuTcS TRIBUTE 10 rnelI
increasing efIiciency.-San Francisco
| Examiner.
Cotton is now 80 per cent cheaper
than this time year ago, because of
I supposed production increase of 20
ger cent. If you are good in the eQua-
tons OF commercial economy, find the
logical basis for this price fixing It's
too hard for us down here-Atlanta
| Constitution.
According to all the rules of war,
| Russia ought to plead for peace, hav-
ing been whipped on land and sea,
but the trouble with Russia is that
she is so big and so dense that it
takes her 4 long time to find out she
is whipped, and still longer time to
cknowledge it.-Louisville Post.
The Russian refOrmers are not max
ing conspicuous progress, but they
| have allies in far-away Japan who
may help to persuade the Gar that
the freer people are the DETER they
| will fght.-Pittsburg Times.
| AprOpOS to the Bishop Talbot SCRAP.