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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
PROVES GREAT POWER
When Regular Medical Treatment
Failed, Or. Williams Pink Pills
Cured Her Rheumatism.

Hundreds 81 people afflicted with rhcn-
matism have speut years under the caro-
81 excellent physicians In vain. Then
thoy have settled down 10 the conviction
that II Is fastened on them for life. Mrs.
ninsmoro WAS not willing % join the
ranks Of the hopeless merely bacause her
doctor did not know how 10 help her.
Here is her storys
-Four years ago I suffered greatly
with rheumatism ia my hands and
knees. After / had been sitting a while
my limbs seemed So heavy Ic0uM hardly
walk on the first attempt. So loug a. 1
kept moving l was all right, but Just as
SOON ~ l stopped, something seemed to
settle in my knees and make them ache.
Ny hands were - bad l couldn't touch
the palms Of them on fat surface; they
were swollen and panied So"
did you call ia a physician -
81 doctored steadily for over a year :
then one doctor said You have taken
medicine strong enough 10 kill almost
anything Still. it did not XIII me nor
the rheumatism"
How. then, did You got rid Of fts"
~ NAnNANAA AiAute 4 MAu HEaN tn war;
n publications about Dr.. Williams
wonderful Pink Pills for Pale People,
and l finally decided 20 try them. 1 took
them steadily for tour months ia ac.
oordance with the directions. By that
time l was completely cured
Have You been free from il ever
sincog"
Since then I have had but one slight
return Of my trouble, aud n box or two Of
the same pills made me all right again.
Mrs. 4. A. Dinsmore lives ina hearty
enjoyment Of her recovered health at
Woburu, Mass, entirely freed from the
grave anxieties that rheumatism always
brings When il appears la buta single
joint IL shows that tho blood is in a faulty
state in the whn!e body. II may az anv
ONE break out elsewhere. and one Of
the dangers IL that il NAV break ont ia
the heart and then the result must be
fatal. The only security il 70 keen the
blood All the time Ina a perfectly sound
s1ndition.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills make healthy
blood. All other relief is superficial.
This Is thorough. These pills are sold
by all druggists.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

The dairyma nwho cannot soil his
milk for mor than 2 cents per quart
should sell butter and use the skim
milk for pigs, The fact Is that too
many farmers object TO the making Of
butter on account OF the extra work
connecter herewith, but 81 Is the say.
ing Of labor that causes many farmers
% sacrifice the profits from farming
Anything that is produced on the farm
and which is made more valuable by
labor should be sold in that form
which brings 10 the farmer the most
money for the outlay. A dollars
worth OF labor properly bestowed may
add two.or three dollars to the profit.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
ro LIZ poRr ARrAua nAnnoR


ToKIO.-tf Is reported that 100
fishermen will DO sent to Port Arthur
TO assist in clearing the harbor and
vicinity OF mines.
A naval officer who has returned
hore from Port Arthur. discussing the
conditions at the fortress. says;
"The conditions OF tho warshlps and
in the town were much better than /
had hoped for. Evidently there was
much terrifying az Port Arthur after
the siege commenced. The works on
20S Meter hill were not permanent
and the trenches there were similar TO
those used by the Beers during the
South African war. Il seems that the
Russians had no general electrical
scheme or movable engines or dyna
mos for searchlights.
Russian naval officers say that il
Is impossible yet to ascertain whether
the Japanese fire or the opening OF
sea cocks sank the ships in the har-
Dor. The hospitals are fairly well
kept and are still used for the wound.
ed and for prisoners"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Japanese officer Visits Roosevelt.

WASHINGTON-President Roose.
welt had a long talk about the war In
the East with Commander Tanaka OF
the japanese navy Tuesday night
Commander Tanaka was on the flag.
ship In the engagement between Ad.
miral kamimnra's fleet and the vIadi.
vostok squadron. in which the Rurik
was sunk and the Rossia and Gromo.
boi so badly damaged that they were
barely able 20 reach Yiadivistock. lie
Is now on his way to Europe on a So
cret mission. Il Is Officially denied
that he vas the bearer of any peace
proposal OF that the prospect uf peace
was seriously dlscussed.t
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Some Irish Logic.

Commissioner Woodbury., OF the New
York Department OF Street Cleaning,
tells this anecdote OF a friend OF his
Park the other day; Being in some.
what Of a hurry. he started 10 cut
across the grass at one place. bat
was stopped by a park policeman.
who demonstrated with him. What
difference does u makes asked the
New Yorker. the grass ls half dead.
anyway. sure. an what IL Il ls7'
responded the indignant guardian OF
the peace; IN yez had a sick friend
woul yer 30 takiR' a walk on his
stomach? g.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
MAY RUN soArs TO MusKoeEE.
Arkansas River Navisators May oper-
ate TO the Indian Territory Town.

hiNcF aNtqdto Nay Opcf-
ate to the Indian Territory Town.
MUSKOGEE. l. T.-Representstives
OF the Commercial club have just re-
turned from Fort Smith and Webber's
Falls, where they have been in confer
ence with the owners OF the lire OF
steamboats, plying on the Arkansas
river between those points. The re-
suit Is that the owners Of the boats
will submit to this place a PROPOSE
ton to extend their line Of boats up
the river to this point. The shipping
would be at Frozen Rock. TO which
place the street car ines viii be ex-
tended for the purpose OF handling
both freight and passenger traffic.
The principal interest that Muskogee
has In this is securing boats enough
TO force the railroads TO meet a water
rate on freight. This can be done II
the boats run regularly.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Don't Essd RsskIsssIy.

There arc farmers who feed all ami.
mails alike. without regard 90 the fact
that some Will much more
than others. IL has long been est.
mated hat half a bushel Of grain a day
will supply fifty sheep. In addition 20
long food. but there is a great dif.
ference IN the breeds Of sheep. and In,
~diyiduais also differ. The only way 10
feed Is 10 closely observe the animals
and supply their wants without waste.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Bomb Placed on Frederiek's Statue.

WASHINGTON.-An attempt was
made shortly before noon Tuesday to
blow up the statue OF Frederick the
Great in the grounds Of the Army War
college. A soldier on duty saw a
strange man walk away rapidly and
jump in a carriage. He gave pursuit
but the man escaped. simultaneously
a colored man saw a smoking object
hanging on the arm Of the statue and
hurriedly snatched II away { o find II
was a bomb.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Japs Satisfied With Germany.

BERLIN.-The Japanese govern.
ment, taking cognizance OF an i'm.
preston that Germany has not OBJ
served strict neutrality. has sent a for.
NAL dispatch OF thanks 10 the Ger
man government. II expresses the
conviction that Germany has mn..Ied
its duties as a neutral throughout ale
war with exactness. especially during
the recent events In the war zone.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
In triumph Into Port Arthur.

TOKIO-General Nogi's army made
its official entry into Port Arthur Sat.
urday afternoon. Detachments from
every branch OF the victorious forces.
with flying colors amid the blare Of
bugles, marched across the glacis into
the fortress. The tattered flags OF
the regiments which suffered most
during the siege were borne in the
vanguard.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
SHOTATOFFICER
A STUDENT TRIED TO KILL GEN.
ERAL TREPoFF IN MOSCOW.
POOH CRAFTSMANSHIP SAVED HIN
The Fourth Attempt 10 Assassinate
the Man Who Has Incurred the
Enmity Of the Russlan
Demonstrators.

Moscow-whiie General Trepon
was bidding farewell to Grand Duke
Sergius on his departure for ST. Pet.
ersburg at the Nicolas station a young
man wearing a students cap fired
three shots from a revolver at the gen.
eral, All the shots missed General
Trepom. Grand Duke sergius pro
ceeded on his journey.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Cold STORAGE for Sweet Potatoes.

The ideal method OF keeping seed
potatoes is claimed 10 be cold storage.
Potatoes thus kept at the Ohio station
have come out sound and fresh with
no indication OF sprouting and the vi
iality unlmpaired. even so late as tho
LIST Of jane. Il Is important. however.
that The cold storage room should not
fan below 80 degrees. nor should II
rise much above 80 degrees When
cold storage Is not available. sprouting
may be IN some measure prevented by
s~hoveling the potAtoes frequently.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
THE FREIGHT RATE MEASURE.
Hepburn Of Iowa to Frame the Admin
istration Bill.

WASHINGTON.-President Roose-
welt nad a conference with Secretary
Taft and Representative Hepburn. OF
Iowa, chairman OF the interstate aud
foreign commerce commission OF the
house, regarding railroad freight rate
legislation. At the conclusion OF the
conference Representative Hepburn
said he had prepared a bill on the sub
ject OF the freight rates which en-
bodied the recommendations OF the
president so far as they went.
Colonel Hepburn added that. in a
few days a conference would be held.
probably at the White House. for the
consideration Of the measure he had
prepared.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Must show He IN Pay.

MusKoGEE. I. IA lessee OF an
oil or mineral lease. under the modif.
cation Of the rule relative to the filing
Of oil OF mineral leases al the Indian
agency. must now show that he has
on deposit IN some bank 5000 TO back
up each lease covering not more than
i60 acres.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Earthauaks ln Frisco.

SAN FRANCISCO. - Earthquakes
have been felt here nearly every day
since the beginning Of the new year.
Some Of the disturbances are hardly
~perceptible. while others are sufficient
To u alarm among the people. al
though no structures have been dam
aged. This evening a slight disturb
ance was felt.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
He FAvoRs AN EARLY SESSION.
The President Wants the Tariff Cues
ton Settled as Soon as Possible.

WASHINGToN.-President Roose-
welt favors the earliest possible action
looking to a revision by Congress Of
the tariff. He SO informed the senat.
oEs and representatives who were in
conference with him at the White
house Saturday and he has made plain
his position to others since that con.
ference. He viii cali the Fffty-ninth
Congress into extraordinary session as
soon as the committees have indicated
that they are prepared to submit a
tariff measure for passage.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
To ee 4 SENATOR ION utah.

SALT LAKE CITY.-At a joint eau.
cus OF the Republicans OF the two
houses Of the legislature. George Suth.
erland was nominated unanimously
for United States senator 10 succeed
Thomas Kearns. AS there are only
six Democrats in the legislature the
nomination Is equivalent TO election.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
10 open More Indlan Ianda.

WASHINGToN-The House com
mittee OF Indian affairs authorized a
favorable report upon the bin to ratify
and amend an agreement with the In
dians upon the shoshone or Wind
river Indian reservation In Wyoming.
which viii open 20 settlement about
400 900 acres Of land.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

LAWToN. O. IA. r. Dunnlng of
the forestry department a. Washing.
ton has arrived In tnis city TO look
after the boundary survey 81 the
Wichita forest reserve. J. II. Walker
now has a force Of ton men making
the survey.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

Edmund Russell has a series Of
rules on How 20 Get Rid Of a Lover. 4"
We select the most cogent: Never
laugh when he laughs" That is
enough for any girl to work on.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

WAsHlNGToN.-In the House. on
motion OF Mr.. Grosvenor OF Ohio. the
bill relating 10 the regulation OF steam
vessels vas referred back 10 the com.
mittee on merchant marine and fish.
cries.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
JAPs TAKE SIXTY SHIPS.

-Four 5attieshlps and Fourteen Gun.
boats and Destroyers In Harbor.
WASHINGTON-The following re.
port was received at the Japanese 10.
cation from Toxic: General Nori re.
ports that the delivery Of Port Arthur
has been completed. The principal
things delivered were as follows.
Prominent forts, 50; guns. $50. Fan.
non balls. S2C70; ammunition. 1000
Kilograms; rifles. 35.-s2; horses, l..
$50; battleships. { texcept Scvastopol.
damaged and entirely sunk; gun.
boats and destroyers. IL: steamers. 10,
besides small steamers numbering 80.
which viii be disable after slight re,
pairs.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

ToKio-Later reports from Much.
wang indicate that General Mistchen.
kos cOsaaeks in their recent raiding
southwest OF Lao Yang deliberately
invaded neutral territory and broke
the limits OF the war zone.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

The explosion Of that Galesburg
woman's false teeth marks the advent
Of a new terror. To their wen known
falsity such teeth have begun TO add
treachery.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
Declared for Tarin Revision.

WASHINGTON - The Republican
members of the House from Wiseon.
sin held a meeting SATURDAY. all being
present except Mr., Jenkins. Resolu-
tons declaring for az early revision o.
the taTlf were unanimously adopted.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

The world isn't informed exactly
what progress Mr.. Andrew Carnegie is
making IN his noble effort 10 save the
disgrace OF dying rich, but his gift Of
81 600. 600 10 81. Louis for a library
viii help some.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

When a man has no enemies the
public is generally unconscious OF his
existence.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
one Not Enouah 20 Panama.

wAsH1NGTON-Panamans are op-
posed to the recommendation Of Mr..
Barrett, American representative 90
the isthmus, that the offices Of min
lister and governor OF the canal zone
be merged into the office OF governor
minister.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
For a 10000 Aere preseve.

wAsHtNGTON-The Senate passed
the bin setting apart 10000 acres Of
land for a game preserve In the Wich-
tia mountains in Oklahoma. Il had
previously passed the House and now
awaits the presidents signature 90
become a law.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

The clergyman who recently bought
more than $4,000. 900 worth OF New
York real estate appears TO have a
shrewd suspicion that Il is not 80 diff
hcult for a camel to go through the
eye Of a needle as II Is cracked up TO
be.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
FOR Philippine school Lands.

WASHINGTON. Representative
Cooper, Of Wisconsin. introduced a bill
providing that 30 per cent Of the pub
lie lands Of the Philippine Islands b.
set aside. the proceeds from the sale
TO be devoted to school purposes.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

II is just beginning to be understood
by ONE people that it viii be impos-
sible to dig the Panama canal and
have It full Of water inside OF two or
three months.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

A Cincinnati man Is mourning the
loss Of a sample case OF Bibles which
was stolen from a saloon. so TAR no
reports have been received OF any
BODY stealing a case OF whisky from
a church.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

Cincinnati has a citizen 10 years
old who walks three blocks every day
20 a saloon. lie mus be ford OF ex.
ereise. There is no place Ia the city
where he would have 10 80 30 far II
he didn't want 10.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

SACRAMENTO. CAL-Frank =.
Flint Of Los Angeles was chosen sen.
ator In caucus Tuesday The cali Tor
a caucus was signed By seventy-nve
members Of both houses. Sixty five
attended and voted.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

New York has an employer 10 court
charged with working children 6S
hours in a six-day week. paying them
s. for the week. and docking them 10
cents for talking aud 2 cents for be-
ing five minutes late. Is there any
shame left in New York?
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

Representative Henry proposes a
hill to prevent rural free delivery car.
rlers from carrying packages more
than six feet In length" The package
should not be more than six fingers
doep. other.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
suspected Cattle ThIsf Arrested.

VINiTA. l. T.-Bm Jack. alias ]. C..
Carson. alias Bud Johnson. who IA
wanted for stealing 1900 worth Of
cattle in Montgomery county. Kansas.
was arrested In Wan, l. r.. Sunday.
was brought here and turned over 10
Kansas authorItles.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
KANSAS VOTE DELIVERED.

}. r. Henderson Of Alma Called on
Mr.. Fairbanks in Washington.
WASHINGTON.-The official T e.
turns of Kansas in the Presidential
election last November were delivered
Friday to the president OF the Senate
by J. r. Henderson OF Alma, who was
designated by the Republican electors
20 bring the returns to Washington,
as directed by law. Mr.. Henderson
was presented to the Vice President.
elect, Mr.. Fairbanks, by Representa-.
tive Miller.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

George Meredith says America has
not produced one great man OF letters.
Evidently he hasn't heard OF the Ohio
sign painter who recently was victor
ious in a pugilistic contest
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

Or. Spitzka now announces that LON
broso has given to the world only a
'~hodgepodge OF g%ensralities." And
1912 sensational Sunday stories, doc
tor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
UNDER THE CIVIL SERVICE LAWS
Six Hundred and Forty Laborers
Come Under Presidents Order.

WASHINGTON-The President has
Issued an order directing that labor.
ers in the executive departments and
offices in Washington. whose prin-
cipal duties are OF the grade per
formed by classified employees. shall
be regarded as classified laborers In
the positions coupled by them Janu-
airy IL, and may be promoted to the
clerical grade OF be transferred in
accordance with civil service rules.
This order affects Gao persons. OF
whom go r in the Department OF
Agriculture and 166 in the Treasury
department.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
PayIno sulphur sprinus claims.

ARDMoRE. l. T-Inspector Frank
c. Churchill has been detailed by the
department TO go TO Sulphur Springs.
l. T., 10 dlsburse t250.00O IN settle.
ment OF claims against the govern.
ment
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

The United States has thirteen bat
tleships In commissions very IN
lucky number for any nation that is
rash enough to run up against them.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

However. the london IAneets
learned opinion to the effect that tur
key IS a superior food was
sary. In his own unscientihc fashion
the average Americas had groped his
way TO the same great truth.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
TO CARRY MlssoURrs VOTE.
Polite El~ins Chosen to Be the 'Mys
terious Stranger"

terious Stranger"
JEFFERSON CITYZThe eighteen
Republican electors met al the Mon
roe house Monday 10 formally cast
Missouri's electoral vote for Roose-
Welt The work was purely formal.
except the election Of the messenger.
One elector is required to go TO Wash
tngton with the official report Of the
balloting and there was some compe-
ution for this honor. Il was finally
given 10 Elwins OF the Thirteenth dis
trict, the youngest eiector chosen.
John f. Frost OF the Third district. aud
J.. F. Parker were voted for several
times.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
70 Exempt Cotton From Tasss.

LITTLE ROCK. ARK-In the house
OF the general assembly Mr.. Simpson
OF Hampstead county introduced a bill
oKempting from taxation up to June
i. 1905. cotton held by Arkansas farm
ers for better prices.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

WASHINGTON. Representative
Curtis Of Kansas introduced a bill pro-
yiding for the free entry into the Unit.
ed States OF AL articles the growth
or product Of the Philippines. except
sugar and tobacco. upon which a duty
Of rs per cent Of the Dingley rates Is
provided.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

II Tow Lawson is patronizing a clip
ping bureau there is a prospect that
he may be driven into bankruptcy
when confronted by the necessity for
paying the bill.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

First cabin rates to Europe are to
be made $40 higher. That. however.
win not be serious. The important
thing is 10 have money enough TO get
back after one has reached Europe.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
suffoeated FIve Peraena.

NEW ~YORK-wlniam r. Mason. a
lewyer and his family. lost their lives
in the fire which partially destroyed
the brown stone dwelling
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19
LealsIature convenss Tomorrnm.

GUTHRIE. oK-The biennial mss
sage Of Governor Ferguson will be
read Wednesday, after which a gen.
eral order OF business viii be taken
pa by the Legislature. which -conyeuos
Tuesday.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

John Barrett says shirts cost s13
apiece in Panama. Sull. for most Pan.
amans a shirt constitutes approx
mately a suit OF clothes.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

FlatteFy sometimes acts like too
many humps Of sugar in cup Of cot
Zee.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

There be two individuals who cannot
be reasoned with-a girl in love and a
man who is determined to run for an
ofaee.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

No doubt poor old Franz Joseph OF
Austria sympathizes with the car in
the latter's resolve not to add a parlia-
ment TO his troubles.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

The average woman thinks It's Just
horrid II her husband IS jealous OF
her, and Just horrid If he isn't, so
there you are.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

VLADivosToK-Admiral skryd.
loft, Who has been In command Of the
forces here. left for ST. Petersburg
Wednesday.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

A man who thinks he understands
women is just as likely as not to in.
vest his money in a perpetual mo
ton invention.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

A New York judge decided against
a man suing for a dog bite. Every dog
has his day in court.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

Much may be forgiven the inventor
Of that thinking machine II he doesn't
develop IL Into a talking machine.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

Il Il found to be much harder TO ex-
terminate the German carp Csn Il was
10 terminate IL
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

II any motion is needed. we move
that the Chadwick matter be laid on
tie table for a few days.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

Young Kingdom Gould should be ear
nestly advised not to rhoot az long as
he can run.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-01-19

A Jersey hen that had lost her
cackie has developed a crow. There Is
hope for Patti.