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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
WANTS PUBLIC TO
JUMP ON SYSTEM"
Every Dollar John .. Rockefeller
Has He Got Dishonesty, As
serts Frenzied Financier in
Speech Predicts Revolu-
ton When "Re1nedy"is
Put Into Effect.
-lBy Associated Press.l

4 MINNEAPOLIS MIMI July 49,.
Thomas w. Lawson. OF Boston, was the
guest of tho Minneapolis Commercial
Club to-day. Mr.. Lawson spoke before
three hundred members OF the club after.
luncheon. Hid said in part:
II have several millions myself, and T
wronged the American people in getting
1t. But i did not know It at the time.
When the time comes I wNl give that
money back to them. John D. Rockefel-
Ter is worth $500, 100000. and I Gun sit
down and show YOU in q weeks time
how he got every penny Of It. There is
no secret about 1t. Every dollar that
John Rockefeller has he got dishonesty.
&"If I live I'm going to make the Amerl-
can people sell every dollars worth Of
stock they have, and by that time they'll
know better than to buy back. =
Mr.. Lawson scored the Equitable Life
Assurance Society heavily.
Predicts Financial Revolution.
n, CIV Associated Press.)
H ST. PAUL, & MIMI, July 13.-Thomns
W. Lawson gave q talk to "a! large audi
ence at the Peoples Church tonight. Mr..
Lawson declared that should his So
called remedy which be- dd not wn1d maks
be a great financial r revolutions; there.
would be no moro stock intlatlon:5 the
money stolen from the people I. by the
system would be returned to the peo-
ple :Gand, because railroads and indus
trial corporations would have only toS
earn fair percentage on tho true value y
Of their investments, the cost Or llVlng
would IA be reduced and wage-cnrnerss
would be able to enjoy greate luxuries
and to lay by n greater portion of their
INV fricnds,,nI3 said Lawson. Wall
street IS nothing but a trick machine
Every year Roekefeller, Rogers, . Morgan
lean people through that machine from
one end Ito the other, and, as they pass
through, the money In their pockets falls
pose to YOU is simply to reverse the OPP
grafton; erani n run the system through the
other way and that mannHr s9parpte re
turn their stolen millions to tho right
ful owners-the American people"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
Strike at Insane Asylum.
(By Associated Press,)

-"67T-- (l3y NssuCIHlp6I 7 cs5'1
CFIATTAHOOCHEE FLA. July l3'-
Thrty attendants at the state insane
Asvli,m to-day walked out as q result
of n failure Of the management to dis
charge ID. w. aYnrbrough, bookkoeper, and
/ his wife. The trouble grew ont OF a re-
cent legislative Investigation OF the az
fairs OF the asylum, the legislative COM COM
rnitteo bringing q report charging a con-
dition of gross immortality existing there
As The report specified no names all the
attcndants said 1t reflected on them Ihe
renort is said to hnvo been founded on
estimony given by Yarborough'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
GOVERN MENT'S SCHEME
BEST, BAlFOUR SAYS.
INV Associated Press

LONDON, July 13.-In the House OF
Commons tonight Premier Balfour re-
ferred to the speech OF Field Marshal
Lord Roberts In the House Of Lords
Monday last In which the latter said
that the armed forces Of Great Britain
ms a body were absolutely unQtted and
unprepared for war. and declared em-33
nhaticauy that tho choice lay between
conscription or some practical system OF
universal training. Tho premier said he
could never be led to believe that con-
gcription could be successfully adopted
IN ENGLAND He maintained that the
governments scheme OF <my retofn
was tho best solution Of the problem. 4
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
WOMAN MURDERED
NEAR COLE CLUB
4 (By Associated Press,

BELMONT. MAss.sJuly 1s.--The body
OF woman WAS found this afternoon
near the links Of the Arlington Coli clup'
near Belmont Her throat had been cut
a deep, Jagged wound having almost
severed the hend from the trunk, and
as soon as the police authorities saw say,
the body they declared that murder had
been committed, The identitylSof OF tho
victim has not been learned The bouy
was found behind a stone wall, ana IRON
the general appearance Of the ground
In the Vicinity, 1t was Judged that the
body had been dragged there some time
last night, The victim was about thirty
years of age
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
LAD PAINFULLY HURT
By "A STREET CAR

Carl Frank, a fourteen-year-old boy, was
struck by west bound clay Street car No.
RO5. IN charge Of Conductor W; /, Jones s,s
and Mortorman z. b. Smith, last gnlgns { ~
bod y and legs. He was taken to his home
on Clay Street by friends and y he q mbu-
lance called, pr. Pit responded 70 the he
alarm, but was WA denied d ndn7isslon to 'kc
The accident. occured at the corner Of
Smith and Clay Streets and was witnessed
Dy several persons on the car and on the
/. ing 10 cross the street In front or the
moving car when ne was struck and
shocked dow NE, rs L; III, ssS i,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
GREAT INTEREST HERE,
Richmonders Discuss Reports Of.
Vanderbilt Control Of c. & O.

! The report coming from Colonel p, NJ.
schoonmaker, of Pittsburg, vice president
Of the Pittsburg and Lake Erie tRallroad. g,
that the Vanderbilt system or the New !,
chesu pea Ike and Ohio Railroad; along with
other smaller lines, was received II, THIS
city with great interest. The New York
Central lines recently acquired - TIE ls,,as blg
peakc and Ohio, and superseded Presi-
dent ingalls, by making President New
nan OF tho, New York Central head Of the
Big Four also, Tho New York Central.
interests, already own one
third or something more OF the stock Of
tho Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad, the
other two-thirds boing owned by the
Pennsylvania Railway and Virginia and
These 4 facts lend some plausibillty to
tho report, which, however, is yet 1ar
from confirmed. President Stevens mas
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
Killed During Quarrel.

(BV ASsOClHteU I'FtSS,J
X ST. LOUIS. MO, July 13--Raymond V,
slough, a brioklayer, who came to st,
Louis from Concord. n, Gu few months
ago, was shot and Instantly killed dur
Ing a quarrel over cigarette smoking IN
a rooming house. John F'rensier. q paint
er who witnesses declare fired the shot,
ESCAPED after long flight through the
streets, pursued by roommate Of
Stoughs.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
GOV. MONTAGUE u MAKE II
STATEMENT~AS TO TAXES
lsnoc,ol.to Tbe TImes-DIspatch.)

(spccial to Tho Times-D -Dlspatch.)
BRIsTOL TENN. July 19-Governor
Montague arrived here at $50 o'clock
this AFTERNOON. When asked for a state
ment by Tho Times Dispatch correspon-
dent concerning tho charges In tho Dan-
vile papers relative to the non-payment
Of certain taxes, ho said: Being absent
from my tax accounts. nm not In a
position to mako a full statement but
upon my return to Richmond within q
day or two will take pleasure In supply
ing Tho Dispatch With accurate
information from my office
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
southern,e.rs al Annapolis.

s,G (By Associated Press.)
ANNAPOLIS, MD, July 1T Theodore
Fl. Winters, OF South Carolina, and Fran
y els w. Scanland, OF Louisiana, have been
admitted to the Naval Academy as n2ldT>
gshipnlen, tFf j55 -5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
DROWNED IN FLOOD. \
Mr.. Will Campbell Lost His Life
in a Mountain Torrent.

Especial to The Tlmes-Dlspatch,) ~.
= BUCHANAN, VA, July 13.--Mt. VIII
Campbell lost his life yesterday In at
tempting to cross a mountain torrent,
in returning from jennings Creek.
Hs death was not known until this
His horse was found by Mr.
]. M. Layman near where the drowning
occurred, This led to search being
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14
Lutheran Synod.

(By Associated Prcss.)
ST. LOUIS. MO-. July 13--The Evan
gelical Lutheran Synod In session to-
day, elected Rev. II. Eckhardt, Of Cleye-
land. Ohio, president.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14

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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-14

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12

TEETH WITHOUT PLATES: NO EXTRACTISa
no psin: feel. act and last longer than natura
teeth; shrunken faces made normal; paiules
nliing DR.. J. L WILSON. 1908 y St NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12

CENTRAL STORAGE ROOMS l4o9 II ST. NV.
new building)-Clean and light; electric eleva-
tor. Lowest rates In the city BROWN 4 Toll
SON. Props. Phone Main 2520- fe22-85t
100 SEPARATE STORAGE ROOMS; STORAGE By
the load, packing hauling and shipping. See
before storing. THOMAS BOWLING & Co.,
AuctioDeers el2 st. NV; phone Main SIS.
ta28-d
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12

FOR SALE-FINE DRIVING MARE. RUNABOUT
and harness. For Information apply Lieut.. u. +.
MONIES, Fort Myer. my123t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12
AUTOMOBILES.

FOR SALE AT A SACRIFICE;
16-h.p touring car; excellent condition.; thor
oughiy overhanled within last month; Will seat 5;
can be converted into runabout viii demonstrat e.
Address $3.50 l7th on phone North 1s78Y.
mh12-3t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES,


RESPECTABLE. PERMANENT. CASH BUsI-
that's monopoly. easily managed and alb
solutely free from any element OF Q get-rich-
quick scheme or fake. is offered party with some
energy and 81 900 invest where with ordinary
labor from So. 900 to IS 900 be cleared yearly
Owner of this business invites a close inrestiga-
tion as to its merits as it will be truthfuliy
represented in all respects; Bank and business
references given. Address Box 13s, Star Office.
my12-7t'
GROCERY. NORTHWEST. DOING CASH BUSI
of over $500 week; owner is leaving Wash
ington and will sell this elegant business cheap
to immediate buyer TAYLOR. l4l0 g. my12-3t
FOR sALE-LEAsE on SMALL STORE on ST. !;
modern front; rent $751; will sell lease for
$1,000. Address Bc1 134, Star office. my1l-st'
SECOND TRUST WANTED: ALSO SMALL PROP
s srt for quick sale or rent Address Boy iss
wANTEDSHoULD YOU DESIRE TO DISPOSE
OF your present business, invest In some good
ness for some other. shall be pleased to have
Il. r. HoWESsrErs CO.. 1914 st. NV.
FIRM RETIRING FROM BUSINESS WILL SELL
with removal of partition space Isx6O may be
$3.50 per month. Excellent location for dry
goods. clothing. furniture. fancy groceries, sta
cradle space at low rent. Address Box 1874. Star
once. my1i-Sts
DOCTOR WANTS AN INTELLIGENT PART
money Address Box 100. Star Office. myio-sts ''
CIGAR STORE. MONTHLY BUSINESS. 800;
best location in Washington; owner leaving city.
sew YORK sUsfSEss s HsS fsss
gil f. myl03t'
PRINTING OFFICE. ENJOYING PROSPEROUS
$500 cash balance monthly excellent at
NEW YORK BUSINESS BROKERS, Gil F.
$500 Wilt Bly, sIh o9GNE s5s
YORK BUSINESS BROKERS, eli F. my1o-st.
FOR sALE-RoOMING HOUSE CLEARING $50
monthly 0 easily kept; always filed; steam heat;
WILL SELL A FIRsT-CLAss SPORTING GOODS
business: central location; good trade: small
pense; lease and fine fixtures; must sell
count of other business interests Address Box
lO2. Star office. myI0-3t
GROCERY AND FRUIT STORE For SALE; ONE
Of the best st na,s pa1ces living rooms in rear
WE CAN PLACE YOU IN POSITION TO BoR-
row money on your individual note at per
and Trust bldg. my7-7t'
FOR sALE-To SETTLE AN EsTATE-THE
stock and trade and movable fixtures. and iron
Samuel l. Den situated az So iao
Sd st. s.w. and 20 st. Sc. Also three horses
Iege Of leasing said stores for a term of years
win be given to the purchaser or purchases Of
the stock in trade. Inquire of B. +. LEIG
or g. 9. JAMES. Executors. Columbian Oldg.
FOR RENT..A BEAUTIFUL GLEN. SIMILAR TO
Watkins Glen, N. Y; miles above Aqueduct
bridge. good landing for stern.er or rowboat:
splendid place for picnic boa ting parties; lOa
in the grounds B. A. PHILLIPS. f408 st NV.
ap2030t
1915 pa AVE FINE LOCATION FOR SNAIL
bust Rent low. GEO. W. LINKNss 500
AT RAMSAY'S.
YOUR WATCH CLEANED. .......S1.0O
ALL WORK Warranted ONE YEAR.
mh8-6d 1921 ST. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12

FOR SALE-OR ExCHANGE-300 ACRES TIM
Der land within IS miles Of Washington and half
mile OF Pa. r. h. Good land. Only 81 an acre.
A bargaini Would make nne stock far4- Easy
terms. r. A. PHILLIPS. l40o % n-w.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12
COUNTRY PROPERTY.

FOR SALE-ON EASY TERMS.
Dairy. stock. fruit and poultry farms and timber
tracts, houses and lots. near steam and electric
cars and near Washington. d. c.; farms from
$40 per acre mp: building lots from &35 up:
houses and lots from $3.50 up; good, kind land
and plenty Of pure wnter; very healthy
II win pay you to send for catalogue before
you buy. II you have any property for sale list
Il with me; no charge unless I make sale
J. r. JRRMAN
Phone connection. Fairfax Va.
my7-l6ts12
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12

GO TO COGSwEIL'S, 200 nth ST. NV. FOR
new and second hand vehicles and harness Rub
berthe runAbouts $40 up; surveys, $50 up; new
top buggies, $50 so; Stanhopes $50 up; traps.
$35 up. Large assortment. my11-u
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12
WANTED-R0OMs AND BOARD.

wANrED-BY MARRIED COUPLE, ROOM AND
s.. Star Office. my1i-3ts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12
PERSONAL.

SAVE YOUR FURNACES-HAyE THEM CLEAN
ed and repaired at summer prices. NJ. +.
KELLY. Practical Timer and Stove Repairer,
2216 18th st. NV. myi2-3t'
AVOID EMBARRASSING CONSEQU ENCES-IJOSE
them for once and all. Have call and pay
yOu full cash value for mems worn garments.
JUSTHS OLD STAND Gle ID. myi2-tf.5
! HAVE 5000 TO LOAN ON FURNITURE AND
. amos. Address Box 23s3 Station G. win
~ --e mh24-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12

FOR SALE-MATED BAY CARRIAGE MARES.
yrs, 400 lbs, stylish, thoroughly broken; $3.50
7. d. RICHARDS, Germantown. Nd, b. 4 D.
my12-1Ot.eSus
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12
IRON AND WIRE WORKS.

HARTUNG & NAGEL $40 18TH ST. NV.
Ornamental Iron and Wire Works.
Phone Main 1904.
Stair Castings. Balconies aud Marquise Work.
my7-7t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-12
APARTMENTS TO LET.
HORSES AND VEHICLES.

JUST RECEIvED-TwO CARLOADS OF HIGH
grade delivery wagons which are Offering al
10Te above actual cost.
Also a large shipment of WATERFOWL carriages
at factory prices. 8. ID. WATERS & son.
mh15-90t $40 Pa. NV.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-22
DOS AND DoN'Ts OF FOOD.

ExpeFt Would Abolish Soup, Pie, Pam
cakes, Tea and Coffee.
Abolish soup from the dinner table,
cehew tea and coffee, beware the ge-
!, nus pancake, be not lured into turning
traitor to your stomach by Americas
common enemy, pie; be tranquil and
cheerful at mealtimes even IL you are
nursing chronic crouch the rest Of the
/, time, and never, never go to bed with
your stomach filed
DR.. Edwin B. Teuter, noted expert
on foods and their uses, recently told
this to the Chicago Medical society.
Among the dos and don'ts' of the
doctors gospel of eating are the follow
ing, says Chicago dispatch:
Eat regularly. Eat moderately, never
to complete satisfaction. Eat slowly.
Eat rational combinations of simple
foods. Masticate thoroughly. Perform
no hard mental nor physical labor just
before, eating. Be cheerful at meals.
Anger or any other emotion may sud-
denly stop digestion. Meat once daily
Is sufficient; have 1t boiled, broiled or
roasted. never fried. Avoid wine and
beer with meals. Avoid pies, pancakes
and buildings. Spinach, asparagus, let
tuce and onions are the best vegetables.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-22

There is more catarrh in this section
Of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable.
For a great many years doctors pro-
nounced 1t a local disease and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it incurable
Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore re-
nuires constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
cheney & Co., Toledo, o.. is the only
constitutional cure on the market. 1!
is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly
ON the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials
Address, F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo,
Ohio
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-22
The Wisest Way.

"Peter Lorillard Ronalds, what at the
age of IS has completed a 1,000-mile
coaching trip, is as wise as he is ro-
bust" said resident of New Rochelle
"Mr. Ronalds does not believe ir
quarrelirg or contention, and he told
me the ether day how, by the aid of a
little thought, he once got his rights
from an unreasonable and pig-headed
neighbor.
"This neighbor kept chickens. The
chickens were not properly penned in
Time ami again they escaped and, en-
tering Mr.. Ronald's garden, did dea
of damage there.
"Time and again Mr.. Ronalds re-
monstrated with the neighbor, who
promised to confine his chickens better
but never kept his word.
"And here, where another man would
have goi. mad, gone to law, quarreled
and saus billed, Mr. Ronalds smiled and
ordered his butler to bring him doZ-
en- eggs.
HE took these eggs into the garden
and hid them, under cover OF the dark
ness. in the flower beds where the
chickens from next door were most
wont to scratch.
"rhen. the next morning, when the
neighbol. was looking over the hedge
Mr.. Rot,alds sauntered down his gar
den paths, picked up one egg here and
another there till he had got the doz-
en-, while the neighbor watched him
with an expression of stern displeasure
and surprise
"From that day the next door chick
ems roamed no more"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-22
shot ll4y ...c snlpowner's face
flushed with anger. and Lord Ventnor
fastened to retrieve false step.

shot H. ..e sillpowner's face
flushed with anger. and Lord Ventnor
fastened to retrieve false step.
II didn't exactly mean to put it that
way, Deune, but my temper is little
short these days. My position on board
this ship is intolerable. AS matter Of
fair dealing to me you should put
stop to your daughters attitude to-
ward Anstruther on the ground that
her engagement is neither approved OF
by YOU nor desirable under any consid-
Grafton"
1t may be assumed from this remark
that even the earls sardonic temper
havior. Nor was it exactly pleasant to
him to note how steadily Anstruther
advanced in the favor of every officer
OH the ship. BY tacit consent the court
martial was tabooed, mt any rate until
the Orient reached Singapore Every
one knew that the quarrel lay between
Robert and Nentnor. and it is not to be
wondered at if Iris influence alone
were sufficient to turn the scale in IA
vor of her lover.
The shipowner refused point blank
to interfere IN any way during the voy-
age.
you promised your cooperation In
business even if we found that the Sir
dar had gone down with all hands" he
retorted bitterly. do you wish me to
make my daughter believe she has
come back into my life only to bring
me irretrieyable ru!n?"
"That appears to be the result. no
matter how you may endeavor to dis
guise it."
II thought the days were gone when
man would wish to marry woman
against her will
Nonsense. What does she know
about it? The glamor of this island
romance will soon wear Off. 1t would
be different if Anstruther We're able to
maintain her even decently. he is an
absolute beggar, tell you. Didn't he
ship OH your vessel as steward? Take
my tip. Deane Tell him how matters
stand with you, and he will cool off"
ITO Be Continued Tuesday,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-22
Worse Than War.
Chicago Jourllal.l

DIR. Message, physician, boxing de-
votee, and admirer Of CANNES, came
down Clark street, towing burly
ibrindled bullpup and wearing the
countenance of a man entirely at
peace with the world and all upon it's
vast circumference.
Captain Woolman, artillary officer,
befrocked of coat, becapped of cram
ium, and martial of mustachios, came
up the street and greetings were ex-
changed.
Captain" quoth the doctor, II have
some business in this building and the
dog hates riding in elevators. Would
you mind holding him till l come
down? won't he gone minute"
why. with pleasure" said the son
of Mars, gripping the steering chain.
I'll take good care of him."
The doctor vanished and the captain
backing down tn hrdlu shrdlu shrdlup
backing over to the curb. stood holding
the bullpup with one hand and twist
ing that dear mustache with the other.
A moment later a portly man in fur
lined coat halted at the captains
side.
Zine dog"
yep"
"Whatchu want for him."
"Not for sale"
"Then whatchu holding him here
for?"
The captain gave the fur-lined one
martial glare and he faded into the
distance. AS he went a fat woman
stopped in front Of the dog.
isn't he just too lovely? Does inns
want to be petturns? Lovely oggy dog
gy-I Just kissums to death"
The dog growled and sprang, and the
captain hauled in on the chain just in
time to save the fat woman's life.
tall thin man with somewhat
uncertain footing patted the dogs thin
neck
"Give you $25 for him."
'He isn't my dog"
"Oh, 1 see. The owner sells you
with the dog"
The captain fumbled madly for his
sword, but the tall man was on his
way.
whats the price?" This from q
man with red beard.
The CAPTAIN froze him-or tried to-
with an icy stare.
"I mean for the dog, not for you"
"Ten thousand dollars" roared the
captain.
"Give you Is cents"
The captain swung, but the red
bearded man was fifty feet away.
A group Of brilliantly attired women
Stacked up in their gait.
isn't that shame, Maudie?"
"What, dear?"
'"To see such handsome, dfst1n-
guished- looking gentleman reduced to
having to act as groom for dog. And
what a funny uniform"
The captain scowled, the dog
growled and the women departed. Two
minutes later the dog tried to eat a
policeman, and the officer said some
thing about people who couldn't con-
troll white mouse having no business
on the streets. Then the dog tried to
start a fight with another dog out in
the street and managed to tie his chain
three times round the captains shins.
BY this time a large and critical
crowd had assembled and everybody
had something new and original to say.
And just as the captain was wishing
seven forms of sudden death for the
doctor the physician appeared, bland
and happy still at peace with all the
world.
so glad you held him for me, cap
tain" said the doctor. Gle does hate
to ride in the elevators SOL"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-22
AUTOMATIC SERVICE.
Device to Serve Course Dinner with.
out Entering Kitchen.

Device to Serve Course Dinner With.
out Entering Kitchen.
A clever young inventor living In
Germantown who has often been the
victim of the incompetency and incon-
stancy Of his wife's servants has been
contemplating device which he says
will enable his wife to serve a course
dinner without going into the kitchen,
even IL the servant has quit at the cru
cial moment, says the Philadelphia Rec
ord.
His scheme Is to have an under
ground trolley from the kitchen, with
an attachment to q wide wooden gutter
large enough to hold every size of serv
ing dish, and presumably steam heated,
90 that soups, vegetables and entrees
will not grow cold in the process.
When the hostess and her guests are
seated she needs only to touch an in
visible button and the soup tureen will
soon precipitate itself on the table; an
other manipulation, and the soup will
disappear; still another, and the roasts
and vegetables will come steaming to
their place at the table, and so on until
the complete dinner has been served,
up to the very last dish of sailed aim
onds and demitasse.