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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-28

land it does seem as though the tired
ana thirsty traveller might find solace
and comfort without putting gin
min every 10 feet around the exposi-
tio4l grounds. There might not be
any objection to those who get thirsty
quite often to pack flask In their
pockets in case of emergency. but TO
make a saloon town out OF the exposi-
tion will not be relishei by eastern
visitors, not accustomed to live near
whisky distillery.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-28
Eishty-Sixth Anniversary Order
Of Odd Fellows.
BEAVER LODGE CELEBRATES
Vocal and Instrumental Entertainment
Pleases Large Audience of Mem.
6srs and Invited Friends, Who Re-
snain to Partake Of Refreshments.

odd Fellows hall was crowded Il
The doors last night by representa-,
tive gathering of men and women. tht
occasion being the Ssth anniversar,
OF the Independent Order of odd Eel.
lows. The hosts were tie members OF
Beaver lodge. No. S5; the guests, tne
families and invited friends, The in
vitations which had been sent out
were apparently appreciated. If an
outsider may be permitted to pass
snap judgment, for there must have
been fully 500 people present. The an
niversary ceremonies of Beaver lodge,
opening with an invocation by the
Rev. W. S. Grim, preceded the enter
tainment part OF the evening. The
address of the occasion was delivered
by the Hon. Chas. W. Fulton, than
whom no better choice for a speaker
could have been made.
Refreshments were served after the
program had been renderd, and then
followed a dance, which concluded an
evening. enjoyably spent by all par .
ticipants
The program rendered follows:
Overture ......... Pacific Orchestra
Address ...... Hon. Chas. W. Fulton
Violin solo, wedding March
Mendelsohn
Rudolph Malth
Recitation. I. The Odd Fellows Goat
Miss wflberta Babbidge
Piano duet ..... Spanish Dance"
The Misses Kirchhoff
SOLO ............ .........''', Selecleu L
Mrs. watkins
Selection ...... Pacific Orchestra
Cornet solo, Glenn Island waltz
Tom " Short
Ernest Krauth
Trio ......... Sing Me TO Sleep"
Misses Bessie Reed. May NJ. and
Nellie E. Utzinger
keading ............ Selected
Mrs. NJ. l. Haddix
Piano solo, "Berceuse" ..... Chopin
Miss Lulu Estes
Solo ..................... Selected
Joseph Atwood
Selection ........ Pacific Orchestra
Pianist, Miss Alwyne Kirchoff
The entertainment committee was
highly spoken of and deserves mucn
praise for the successful carrying out
" the program.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-28
NEW STEAMSHIP TARIFF.

Will Soon Be sRady-All Lines May
Adopt.
Some weeks may yet elapse before
the new tariff sheet of the San Fran
cisco & Portland Steamship Company
will be ready II is thought all lines
operating between Astoria and San
Francisco will adopt the schedule Of
rates on the agreement entered into
between the various lines last year
G. l.. Blair. San Francisco agent Of the
Hartman steamers. is in charge of the
matter of arranging the tariff, and II
appaers proofs Of the sieets w,re for
warded to the Interstate commerce
The tarlff agreement did
not meet with It's approval and was
returned for correction.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-28

The mail-order business Is neces.
sarily a cash business, and what you
desire is to put it on a paying basis
within a few weeks, and make It pro-
duce satisfactory profit soon after"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

You can always tell Il young hus
band from an old one by the way he
acts when he goes after bucket Of
water says l.nelc Hiram. Three
months married, he swings the pump
handle. whistles ana casts covert
glances AT tie house ns though some
one were looking 1t him from the win
dow one year married, hc swings the
pump handle more slowly, smiles oc
casiuually and seems TO be annoyed be
cause the meal is late Two years mar
rlcd. he looks sour and glum, Kicks the
cat over the coal house and looks Mt the
house us ii he would like 10 choke
somebody. Three years married, he
sits ON the doorstep and smokes while
his wife works the pump handle. y
Kansas City Journal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

Great riches carrying with them
enormous possibilities Of self lndul-
gence may fairly be considered AZ a
sort OF poison which ruins certain
proportion OF those who are exposed
TO 1t. though strong constitutions sur
vive. As rum destroys savages. so
wealth tends TO destroy persons -espe-
cially young ones, whom use and train
Ing have not gradually made immune
to Its effects. How that is may readily
be noticed in observing the effects of
newly won wealth ON the families OF
the winners. 1t is n rare man and usu-
ally one very much blessed in his wife.
who can combine with the ability that
wins him riches the sagacity TO train
children born in comparative poverty
30 that they will benefit by Il rapid and
radical Improvement In his clrcum-
stances Edward S. Martin In Allan
tic
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
FOLEYSkIDNEYCURE
makes Kidneys and Bladder Right


fennsylvania Railroad Company will Ia
sue Clerical Orders for 1906.
Pursuant to its usual custom, the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company will
Issue clerical orders for the year 1906
to ordained clergymen having regu-
lar charge as settled pastors Of church
es located on or near its lines. Cler-
gymen desiring such orders should
make individual application for same
ON blanks furnished by the Company
aud which can now be obtained from
the Ticket Agents. Applications
should be sent to the General Office of
the Company as soon M possible, in
no case later than December -, so
that orders mny be mailed by Decem-
Der 30, to all clergymen entitled to re-
caive them
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
SHE HAD HER SAY.



A Girls Revolt Against an Award of
VnIedictOry HonOrs.
~ think the greatest shock | ever eN-
perienced and the biggest revolt against
nv discipline occurred when | WAS
teaching In n country high school, said
the schoolteaeher 1T wns In Il school
where the valedlctory honor was award.
ID by popular vote of the school, most
unjust method. by the way. but one to
which | was forced to suecumb. The
girl who received the most votes was
by no means the best scholar, and the
pupil who ranked highest In scholar
ship was plainly Indignant.
Every boy and girl in the class was
obliged to write and read Il graduation
essay, and II was my task to look these
ESSAYS over and MD in the rewriting OF
them. The pupil who ranked the high.
est In the class handed In her essny to
ne with some defiance, and in 1t l
found some reference to the valedlctOry
honor being rightly hers | cut 1t out
and told her plainly that nothing of
that sort should 20 into her paper She
agreed TO leave II out.
The graduation exercises were pass
ing off splendidly when 1t came her
turn to read her essay. She had facile
way of writing aud | was proud OF
her. but when she reached what knew
was the conclusion she stepped forward
little ana proceeded to deliver two
pages Of regulation vnledictory. She
budc farewell to the class the school
and the teachers, and of course We
could not stop her II took all the sails
out of the chosen valedictorian. who fol
lowed, aud after the exercises there
was much wailng and hot words. We
couldn't do thing, ne the sinner WIS
now graduate of the school, and we
had no right TO punish her, but II took
me all summer to get over the effect
of such II stunning performance. New
York Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

Just issued by the Passenger Depart
ment Of the Pennsylvania Railroad
Company, is one OF the finest resort
books ever gotten ont by any railroad
company. tits a comprehensive man.
nal of the leading Winter resorts of
the entire United States, containing
one hundred aud sixty eight pages of
interesting matter, aud profusely IL
lustrated with half tone engravings.
One may obtain full information in
reference to wiutering places, routes
and rates thereto. The book Is bound
in an artistic cover, chaste in design
and harmonious in color This valu-
able work may be obtained free of
charge at the principal ticket offices
of the Pennsylvania Railroad Com
pany, or will be sent. postpaid, upon
application to Geo. w. Boyd. General
Passenger Agent, Broad Street Sta
tion, Philadelphia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
Ikc Grcnt ChnIn.

The great chain" the links OF which
were two and one half inches square
and one foot long, each link weighing
40 pounds. was stretched across the
Hudson river at West Point. just be-
low Fort Clinton, May l, ITS to pre-
vent the British w0rships from ascend
Ing the river. The total weight OF the
chain was $50 tons. and its length was
$50 yards. Parts of It are still pre-
servc,l At Mest rnmt.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

A curions custom was nj one time in
vogue Mt Gloucester, Mass, which IL
Illustrates the sncredness which seems
10 surround a fish net and the protec-
ton which the law affords that class of
property. Whenever It became neces-
sary to quarantine Il house because OF
smallpox or other contagious disease
the quarantine was effected by string
ing nets about the building on the out
side. The penalty for disturbing net
was so great that no one dared to med
die with the barrier
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, MS they can
not reach the seat of the disease Catarrh is
II blood or constitutional disease, and in order
to cure IL you must take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
nets directly ON the blood and mucuous sur
fnees. Halls Gatarrh Cure is not IA quack
medicine 1t was prescribed by one of the
best physicians i'll this country for years and
il n regular prescription. 1t is composed of
the hest tonics known, combined with the
best blood purifiers, acting directly ON the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination
Of the two ingredients is what produces such
wonderful results in curing Catarrh Send
for testimonials free.
y j CHENEY Il Co Toledo, q
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
Saturday, the 23rd of Dec.
NUTICE TO CREDITORS.

ESTATE or MANY ETIzAnFrH LION Ann, deceased
Pursuant 10 the order of George i Hanson,
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon. made
on the eleventh day OF November, A. ID. one
thousand nine hundred and five, notice is
hereby given to all persons having claims
against the estate of Mary Elizabeth Leonard
late of the County of Hunterdon deceased, to
present the same, under oath or affirmation
10 the subscriber, executor of said deceased,
order and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim {under oath
or affirmation, within the time so limited,
will be forever barred of his or her action
therefor against the said executor.
Dated Nov. II, A. ID. 1905.
EDWARD W. CLoSSON, Executor
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

When the body ls cleared for action,
by DIR. Kings New Life Pills, yon can
tell it by the bloom of health on the
cheeks; the brightness of the eyes;
the frmness of the flesh and muscles -;
the buoyaucy of the mind. Try them.
At Geo. NJ, Shamalia's drug store, %
cents
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
DEC. go. 1905.
HEART or LOUIS XIV.
How II came to lie buried In west
minister Abbey

How II came to lie buried In west
minister Abbey.
\ remarkable story regarding the
heart Of Louis XIV. and how it came
10 be buried ia Westminster abbey was
told in London Truth by Henry La
bGuchcre, who said the story WAS told
10 him hv ihc late Colonel IIarcourt
and was confirmed by his brother the
late Sir William Iarcourt. \ Har-
rauft who lived during the first French
revolution had many connections i'll
France and invited many of the emf
gres 10 visit him. Among them was the
canon of 81 Denis. On leaving the
canon expressed his thanks for the
Kindly hospitality of his host and pro-
,luccd from his pocket something that
looked like piece of dried leather an
inch or 50 long, which he presented to
him Il was" he said, lin the cathe-
dral when the royal tombs were broken
open aud the contents scattered to the
winds This heart II that OF Louis
NV. II was kept in a separate recep-
taele, and | managed to get away with
II" The heart thus came into the pos
session of the lTarcourt family and
was occasionally produced for the Ill
Speetion of visitors us curiosity. The
late Or. auckland dean of Westmin-
ster, WAS on n visit when 1t was
brought out for his inspection. lie was
then very old and had some reputation
rs man of science, and the scientific
spirit moved him 10 wet his finger and
rub II on the heart. He put the finger
TO his mouth after that aud before he
could lie stopped he put the heart into
his mouth nnd swallowed 1t, whether
by accident or design Will never be
known. Very shortly afterwnrd he died
and WAS buried In Westminster abbey.
1t IL impossible lie could ever have oil
gested the thing. Consequently the
heart of Louis NV. must now be re-
posing in Westminster abbey inclosed
In thp body of an English dean
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
THE WOMEN AT HOME.

Our mothers, wives and daughters. Home is not
home at all without them Yet they may die AMI
leave the house silent and sad any day. Depend
upon II, thelades not always to blame when they
are low spirited and "cross.' They are sick. Tel
them 10 use DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
and the color will come back to their cheeks and
the langh to their lips. Complants
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

"After all. l guess It doesn't cost
much to live in New York "
at may not cost much TO live" re-
piled the man who had tried it, but it
costs lot to make people believe
you're living Philadelphia Ledger.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

"1hat was a Terrible crime commit
tod Yesterday.
at was $, Have tile police made
any progress towari apprcheuding the
guilty parties?
"Oh, yes They've persuaded the
newspaper Il take the matter up
Louisville CmricrJ journal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
Help on Botb Sides.

Uncle Archibald must tire you.
Bertha. to talk to your old deaf uncle.
Bertha-Oh. Just trille, dear Uncle
Archie. Urelc Archibald Weldon t
say half SO much. but sly II louder
Brooklyn Life
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

Waiter Nov lid you order your
beef sir? GruXrigh Personally. con
found YOU. suppose | ought to have
orderc II by mail two weeks In ad-
vance, leYeland Plain Dealer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
Telephone Notice.

EPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY
have now built their lines into almost all
parts of Hunterdon County and are ready TO
rate of Sl2.00 per year for unlimited service
throughout the county.
The system now reaches New Hope, Lam
bertville,. stockton, ldell, Kingwood, Ser
geantsville, Ringoes. Locktown, Croton, Elem
ington, Three Bridges, Baptisttown, hose
mont, Frenehtown, Milford Bloomsbury
Little York, Mt. Pleasant, Everittstown, Pat
tenburg,, Quakertown, Pittstown, Clinton,
Annandale, Lebanon, Potterstown, White
house and Whitehouse Station.
Applications for telephones should he made
TO Charles y. Reading, Frenchtown, n. j., or
Engene Wilson, Sergeantsville, n J., which
VIII receive prompt attention
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

As the sword of the best tempered
metal is rlo3t flexible, SO the truly ger
erous are mast plant and courteous in
their behavior to their Interiors --Ful-
ler
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
Are Linked Together.

They are associated by nature. Get one disease and
you will have others DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy strikes at the root of all disease. What ia
needed everywhere is n family medicine; one that
will relieve and those dseasesfrom which every
family suffers, more or less. II would save time,
money, days of pain and sickness, worry and
anxiety, and save dear and precious lives. This
need ia aunnlied
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

II you don't learn To have before
YOU give you'll never have anything
worth while TO give. "Gumption"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

All the good qualities of Ely's Cream Balm
solid. are found in Liquid Cream Balm which
is intended for use in atomizers. That il is an
unfaiing care for Nasal Catarrh is proved
by an ever-increasing mass of testimony II
does not dry out nor rasp the tender air pass
ages. II allays the Inflammation and goes
straight to the root of the disease. All drug
by Elv Bros Sc Warren st. New York. +
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
WHAT SHALL | BUY
FOR CHRISTMAS?
Study this list and see if some
thing isn't suggestive for
your Christmas giving

Furs, Gloves, Mems, Women's and Child
ren's Sweaters, Mems, Women's and Children's;
Bath Robes, Fancy Pillows, Linen Lunch Cloths,
Pattern Table Cloths, Bureaus and Side Board
Scarfs, Hand Embroidered Doyes--large and
small; Fine Towels Tray Cloths, Hand Knit
Shaws, Pettcoats, Hosiery, Underwear, Fancy
Collars, Lace Collars, Hand Bags, Pocket Books,
Card Cases, Bill Books, Umbrellas, Mems Neck
wear, Silk Mufiers, Refers, Dress Suit Protec-
tors, Shirts, Perfumery Back and Side Combs,
Beads, Jewelry, Fine Hat Pins, Sterling Silver
Novelties Clothes, Hat and Bonnet Brushes, Sill
yer Penknives, Match Safes, Military Brushes,
Toilet Sets Smoking Sets Shaving Sets, Gillette
and Gem Safety Razors, Handkerchiefs, Gloves
and Collars and Cuff Boxes Suspenders, Candle
labras, Chatting Dish Carving Sets, Cut Glass
immense line Gold Glass Chop Plates, Salad
Bowls, Celery Trays, Chocolate Pots, Cake Plates,
Stems, Vases, Brio "a Brac, Tobacco Jars, Table
Mirrors, Shaving Glasses, and an immense line of
Handkerchiefs and Gloves
We have made great preparations for Xmas.
Don't wait till the best things gone accept this as
lrgitaton to visit our store and see il we haven't
Choice Xmas Goods.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
BY Dr.Kennedy's Favorite Remedy

medicine that adapted to all ages and both sexes,
aording relief in all cases caused by mpurity of the
blood, such kidney, bladder and liver complaints,
constipation and weaknesses peculiar to women.
No sufferer should despair as long as this remedy is
untried. 1t has
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

Leaving footprints on the sands of
Time is not in it with leaving money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
An unbroken Record of Success

for nearly forty years and has hosts OF friends.
No household is contented when more of its
members suffer constantly even frequently, from
come tedious and wearing disease. Are you suffer
ing from any diseases traceabe to the causes mem
tioned2 II go, Dr. Kennedy has staked his personal
and professional reputation on the statement that
Favorite Remedy will do you good.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20

Iady's Watch, II solid gold, with Elgin or
NalthOm movement, from III to 835.
Gold filled Watch, from bI5 10 B2j, with Flgin
or Waltham movement.
Gun Metal Nickel and Silver Watch, from
$3.50 to ~
Diamond Brooch, from 83 to e.
Diamond Gun Buttons, from - 10 r.
Diamond Rings, from $40 TO 4s0
Diamond Scarf Pins, from ~ to ~
Solid Gold Scarf Pins, from ~ to r.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
Dr.D.Kennedy's FaVorite Remedy

Rondout, NY, Price 81; or for SO. Al druggists
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
THE OPTICAL DEPARTMENT

Is complete usual Gold Spectacle Gold Eye Glasses Steel and
Nickel Spcctaoes and Eye Glasses Repairing and New Lenses Fur
nle while you wait Eve Glasses and Spaes Strengthened and adj
justcd without charge.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-06
Iowa is All Riqht.

!, sensational story ms been guin,
thy 'rundS ui he EASTERN p!,.SS t. tn.
.:i,r, III It there were 30 bank failures
in Iowa iifl?0i. invoiE;rs. Il loss cf over
S12.0vn 900 This scented Improbable
On the face. of it. and Vet the story
seemed To be well authenticated and
WrHt so far into tin. "details III the
causes % the failures that ii WAS gen.
orally accepted rs genuine az: many
editorial comments have been made
with these 40 failures as a t"Xt. The
Moines. one of tn" tlo.t valued of our
western exchanges makes short work
of this story and gives the facts and
figures to show the extent %. the cXiS-
G"ration. 1t says:
The actual record of bank failures
tor the year fnntS up thirteen. count
ing large ana small. ana tn" total loss
Is involved Will he under rather than
over Sl.oo".0o". 1h;u is Il rrI-y differ
ent showing. although Il sufficiently
or i''N't Is ;" SCUM
financially that tie wonder is that the
truth should not have been regarded
as sufficiently sensational. Iowa bank
failures have been very incidental.
None of them have involved the imam
cidl stability of the business c-nt"rs
where they have OCCURRED. They have
been due To individual prcu!htion Of
one sort and another. and not to bust
ness conditions in general. There has
seemed to be- a wave Of them rs there
is often said to b.. of suicide AMI other
crime occurring without any apparent
common cause. No state in the Union
is so sound financially as Iowa. Stor-
les that picture Iowa i'll Il condition OF
general bankruptcy may be disCrrdited
without hesitation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-06
Japan's Severe Test.

1t IL in The matter Of military strength
that Japan will have to undergo the most
severe t"st. They have plenty OF money
ard munitions OF war. but if they cannot
furnish tEe required number of lighters
their success is impossible. II is also i'm
possible to make a success Of life If YOU
are handi, arptd hy sickness Of any sort.
You ought 10 take lio>tetter'S Stomach
RitierS at once. It will Streng.hen the
entir" system and put YOU il condition To
battle with he world. 1t positively cures
poor appetite. belching. pains in he stur'-
ach. INDIGESTION. Dyspepsia. hcada che.
hlo;ting. female complaints. cEills. colds
or ma !ali;!. fever and a2ue. nont fail to
try 4 bottle az once. also got IRE copy
Of our lhil Almanac from Nnui' druggist
1t is very instructive and entertaining