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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
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MeIntxrs W.s,t s.ll beer.

For the benedt of numerous friends Tho have besieged me today, will you Kindly announce In The Advertiser that am not going to desert the profession Of law to make or sell beer? said Act ing Mayor Mcintyre to an Advertiser man last night.
 Just say that am. not going In the brewery business,. and you will do me . favor. ask this because so many people have misundArstood the news, paper publication announcing that had been appointed State agent TOT sne ChattsnooGa Brewing Company. very few Of them know the provisions ot the Alabama Corporation Act wnicn provides that every foreign corporatioh nate an agent on whom notices of suits and legal pApers of every sort must pc served. am simply the agent 70 re. ceive these pApers and so take charge of the legal business of the. company. I have nothing to do with the selling distribution and boosting of the peer. You will make the announcement TOT me? Thank you"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31

The Ohio Prohibitionists. we are told will not "jine" the Democrats in the next State campaign. but we don't see that 1t makes any difference. In the last State election the two parties lack ed more than one hundred thousand of polling as many votss as the Repub- iicans did. and unless ehere should be . material change they will accomplish as much separately as they would in conjunction.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Want HOnest Reports.
Cherokee Harmonizer.
 What the farmers want is I

Cherokee Harmonfzer.
 What the farmers want is not the abolition of the crop reports by the Agricultural Department as some peo- pie seem to think. but some assurance that the reports will be accurate when Issued. No, what Is wanted is accuracy and trustworthiness in the crop reports and officials who will handle them hon. estly. If the statistician of the Depart ment can not be relied on. then the ob- vious method Is to get another statis- tician, and if there Is not Secretary who can pick out the right kind of a statistician.. then the further remedy is equally obvious.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Quarantine
 Proclamation.
Mayors Office,

July 24, 1905.
 Under and by virtue of the power vested in the Mayor of this city by the Legislature. Of Alabama and the City Council of Mont gomery. and in accordance with the rec ommendations of the Board of Health of l. c. P. ifcIntyre, Acting Mayor of the City of Montgomery. do hereby proclaim a quarantine ageinst the city of New Or leans. Louisiana. and persons living In any of the towns lying along the line of the Louisville and Nashville Railroad, between the said city of New Orleans. Louisiana. and the Alabama State line. and any and all places that are now which may here after be infected with yellow feveK,Ssto the effect that no person or persons from such infected point or points shall be allowed to come within ten miles of the city of Mont gonlery. except under such regulations and restrictions as have been imposed by the State Board of Health. or for the purpose of passing through on through trains, until public notice shall have been given of the discontinuance of this quarantine.
 In witness whereof. I have hereunto set my hand and the seal of the city of Montgomery. this 24th day of July, 1905
 C. P. M'INTYRE.
 (SEALA Acting Mayor.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Educate the Children.
Dadeville Courier.

Dadeville courier.
 Unless all the children are educated none will be we'll educated and if a man wants his own educated he must help to elevate all But that is arguing from a lower standpoint. The lower order of animals live only for self. We must go higher. get into broader fields and breathe into our bosoms the great brotherhood of man. The more perfect a man is the less selfish he is and the more like the lowly Nazarine who lived and died for others. Will people who profess to be Christian people refuse higher? ..
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Hot Conditions.
Ashville Aegis.

Ashville Aegis.
 We suppose the Panema conditions and the devils aid at the diggins is es- sential to the success of the scheme. This Is about the decision of the, au- thorities. Enough brutes in the shape of men and women will easily be found to do the work; and the virtue in 1t is the latter, perhaps. justifies the means.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Another Evidence.

Union Springs Herald. The recent race riot in the city of New York Is only another evidence of the fact that the professions of great concern for the negro on the part of the Northern people are not sincere There Is no question but that the South ern people are the best friends the negro has.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Sure Sign.
Florence Herald.

Florence Herald. .. 7 If you meet thirteen men in one day with smiles all oyer their faces. who shake your hand with vigor and have their pockets buIging out with cam paign cigars, you may set it down that each one is candidate for sheriff. Their name Is legion, and up to date no man can number them.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
All Had a Right to Be Pleased.

fNCdPcf' -
 The delegates to the State Baptist Convention made a fine impression up- on the people of the Tri-Cities. and in like manner our people made fine im- pression upon the delegates. Tis a case of mutual admiration.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31

The Butte Inter Mountain tersely and truthfully remarks that the greatest public service that Senator Mitchell has ever rendered will be afforded through the object lesson which his present condition offers to those who may be in- elined to believe that new customs
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Young William,

By the brook where the wee fishes
 dwell With strings and bent pin in the dell Young William doth stand Says my pin" take in hand And hope these few lines find you we'll
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Doesn't Matter.

Birmingham Ledger.
 Congressmen will have to keep clean on a considerably smaller allowance for towels. The cost of washing the tow els at the capitol has been absurdly large, but 1t has been cut. This doesn't matter. There will simply be an item in the deficiency bill to cover the cut and all will go on as before.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31

A pork packer'sil daughter from
 Dubuque Once tried to elope with Duque. He said Yankee Rigs I abhor." Then their rigs
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
An Alabama Optimist.

Sold my cotton--got my pay, hev me-hip hooray!!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Washington Post.

Washington Post
 Governor Folk for the Presidential
 nomination in 1908. If Mir. Folk is an available candidate at that time" This Is less significant than it would be if it did not remain with Colonel Bryan to decide whether Folk Is available
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
No Party-No Faction.

Birmingham Times (Rep)
 It is sometimes said that there are now no factions among Alabama Re- publicans. Perhaps this Is true. We rather think it Is, but 1t must not be forgotten that factions spring from parties. If there Is no party there is not likely to be any factions.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Knows a Thing or Two.

Washington Post.
 Judge Dana of Topeka, Kas.. has re- fused to issue an Injunction to prevent jackasses from praying. Having been knows that they cannot be stopped.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Want Reports and Fair Treatment.

The people do not want the crop re- ports discontinued by the government. but they do wish some assurance that these reports as sent out will be ap- proximately correct and they insist that all be treated alike and receive the report at the same time.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
A President Rebuffed.

Several of them were sitting In the office of General Manager Calvin of the Southern Pacific, discussing railroad men and railroad affairs, and the name of Sidney Dillon, one time president or the Union Pacific. was brought into the conversation.
 Did you ever hear about the time that Sidney Dillon was rebuffed by a telegraph agent?" said MT, Calvin. The story has been told on several railroad officials. but 1t really happened to Sid ney Dillon. There was washout on the Union Pacific over in Nebraska. The Loup River climbed out of its channel and did quite little damage to a piece of track at the far end of long tres tie Several trains were stalled at lit- tie station near the scene of the trou- ble, and the passengers were subject ing the telegraph operator to all sorts of annoyances by asking questions. During the night President Dillon came along in his special train. Leaving the car he went up to the station and said to the operator:
 |" Have you a telegram for me?'
 " I'm blessed If I know said the op- orator, eyeing Dillon very critically, Would your photograph be on itT
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Safest Out of Politics.

Qoodwater Enterprise.
 Not every man can afford to take a hand in the modern politics. Too often 1t Is a scramble for place and power which. when attained. are exceeding dangefSas and slip the side of safety grip on yourself.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31

are above the old laws" If his convic- ton serves to point asmorai or adorn a tale" hs will not have lived alto- getherN in vain.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
In the Directory.
Nfnmed.

She says she belongs to one of the first families.
 We'll, doesn't her name begin with A
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Hard on ,rassachusetts Democrats.

Atlanta Journal
 George Fred Williams is taking a prominent part in Massachusetts Dem ocratic affairs once more. It's hard on those Bay State Democrats to have a hoodoo turn up just as they get where they can do something.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31

Hen House Precautions. .Mornin', Rastus." 'Mawnin' Mistah Jones'" What y'll got undah yo' coat?" Muffin, cept a steel-trap." "Gwine ketch rabbits?" 'Nawp-coons. Our neighbahs done invited de preachah to dinnah for to-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Nothing Lacking.

| Gadsden Journal.
 With rich, ripe Elbertas at our very doors, red ripe tomatoes, tender roast- ing ears, planty of fat yellow-legged bullets and no limit to juicy watermel- 1 ons-all of which are in reach of all- l citizens
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
(SEALa
Mayors Office.

City Of Montgomery, Ala,
 July 24, 1905. hereby offer a reward of $10o for in- formation that will lead to the arrest, with evidence to convict of any person who may hereafter enter the city of Montgomery in violation of my proclamation of Quaran-- C. P. MINTYRE. If Acting Mayor.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Just as Bad.

Juot 10 BQ0. Enterprise Ledger.
 If you were told that there was rattle snake in your back yard, you would not rest until you killed it. A stagnant pool that breeds mosquitoes that convey levers of all kinds Is almost as dangerous.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31

'. S. Noble Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn' The foregoing statement of The Adver- tiser's circulation for the month of June. 1905, is true and correct and compiled after all returns from news boys, news agents ana lsft-over copies have been deducted
 E S. NOBLE
 Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 10th day of July, 1905.
 F. w. JACKSON, (seal) Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Nice Restfui Summer.

Oneonta Democrat. When the President gets through
 with the Peace Conference, the Panama Canal and the Agricultural Department, the postoffice promises to break loose again: He Is having a nice. rectful vacation this summer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31

Two is company and three is a crowd at a genuine picnic, '
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
HeaveuIv Condensed filk.

It was at an evening lecture on as- tronomy. says The New York Sun. The lecture was over. and the lecturer stood alert and ready to answer the questions that are always sure to come. A thin, piping voice spoke up:
 '.The milky way, where 1t is denser, is it not"
 Here the questioner dropped his voice and the rest was inaudible|
 The lecturer leaned forward silently and said: F
 T beg your pardonp' ii .s k.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Mobiles 0restest Need.

Huntsville Mercury.
 We take occasion to remark again, since visiting Mobile that her greatest need is 2 depot building. or union sta tion. We hope to see 1t on our next
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
Ubat state Papers
 lire Saving
They Might Have FareA Worse.

6cottsboro Age.
 It would have been awful if the Ala banna editors had been quarantined al Coden.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
At Long Distance.

Dothan siftings.
 We shall see the outcome of this epidemic at New Orleans7 but 1t will be at long distance.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
sar. Krauser,s sernon.

'It. was with great pleasure that ! Baptist Church ysstsrday morning.. said a previoua acquaintance of that preacher. MT, Kramer is now on m ms State for Quincy, Ill, where he left the pastor of the most influential church In that city. He was called from the Baptist Church of Brewton. where he Kramer, however. is known pretty well throughout the State. and his lnnuence has extended for good outside of Brew isfied with his held of work in Quincy, and that he does not intend to leave his congregation longer than his vacation period. At the same time MT. kramer Alabama"
 MT. Kramer left Montgomery last night for Brewton, where he will be all the week.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
wants Detter weather.

yesterday afternoon. because t is fool fsh 10 complain about something over which you have absolutely no controi. but declare I am getting tired or tnls rain storm that we get every aiternoon, The worst thing about 1t is that the and khe rain serves to break up the ball game nearly every afternoon. When you think about 1t. this weather means loss of quite an amount of money 70 the owners of the Montgomery basepall franchise and much discomfort to those who are unfortunate enough 10 pc caught out in 1t. I hope the weather man will make Q new resolution ana give us some clear weather.
 MT. J. T. Bullcn has returned ffom q trip to DeKalb County. where he went by yinvitation of the people of the coun- There will be an election on August 5 In DeKaib, to decide the issuance or bonds for building good roads
 Mir. and Mrs. Andrew H. McNeel came home d few days ago after having spent a delightful visit of few weeks Tn Oklahoma and Indian Territories on their way back they stopped week at the famous Hot Springs of Arkansas
 Rev. J. W. Stakely, pastor Qf the First Baptist Church of this city, re- turned last night after spending . couple of weeks In attendance on the Baptist Convention in Sheffield and in Atlanta
 MT. and Mrs. George c. Ball ,of At fanta are the guests of Mrs. Charles P. Bali at her home on Lawrence Street
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-07-31
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PeOple We Pass,

People We Pass. A whirl of faces in the ebb and flow Of Lifes great Sea-we watch them
 come and go. Each one has its story-smile or tear Eyes look into eyes then disappear!
 SQuelched. Where are you going, my pretty
 maid?' ITO purchath an auto, thir," she said Allow me to buy" They don't thel1, you dunth, For a dollar down and a dollar a
 month"
 Home Patronage. Does Miss Scribbler go in much for local color?" oh. yes; she buys her rouge in this city"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
Held Without Bond.

Cloyd's Landing, Ky. Aug. "a
David Bowen, who SHOT and killed
James Surratt AT a house of ill-re-
pute near Burkesville last week, was
g ven an examining trial before
County Judge Charles II. Carter and
held over TO the next term of the cir
cult court without bond. The evil
dence went to show that Bowen kill
ed Surratt for no other reason than
that he was in company with Bowers
divorced Wife. who Is a woman of bad
character The plea of insanity will
probably be put forward to save
Bowen. who is said to be unbalanced
mentally. caused by mule kick sew
eral years ago.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
Fraud Exposed.

A few counterfeiters have lately
been making and trying 20 sell imi-
tations of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
and other medicines. thereby de-
frauding the public. This is to warn
you to beware OF such people, who
seek to profit, through stealing the
reputation OF remedies which have
been successfully curing disease for
over 80 years. A sure protection, to
you, Is our name on the wrapper.
Look for 1t, on all DR.. Kings or
Buoklen's remedies. as all others are
mere limitations. IL. u. BUCkLEN
a. CO. Chicago. ILL.,, and Windsor
Canada.
For sale by W. d. Mcpherson.
Druggist.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
MUCH CLEANING UP
Is GOING on ALL OVER PADU-
CAN AT PRESENT.
Sanitary Inspectors Have Orders 10
Swear Out Warrants Against
All Offenders.

The crusade against bad santa
ton and fifth in general in Paducah
is on, and although it has been only
a short time since the interest of the
authorities and municipal boards
was aroused, the determination of
the authorities to clean up the town
is evident and the residents are get
ting a move on themselves.
In some localities the grass is be-
ing pulled from pavemcnts. lime is
kept constantly in bad cutters and
debris and trash removed from
back yards. It is said by several
policemen who have been keeping
their eyes open, that a great many
swll barrels have been secured and
used to deposit the garbage and
kitchen refuse instead of the resi-
dents dumping it into alleys.
The sanitary inspectors are doing
excellent work and have orders
from the board of health which will
back them up. to procure warrants
and not argue with anyone.
One sanitary inspector left a no
tice to clean up and on his return
inspection found even worse condi-
lions existing. He asked why The
premises had not been cleaned up
and the resident replied that her
neighbOr had just as dirty yard
and she did not intend to be forced
to any expense while her neighbor
was left "unmolested" This seems
to be the general idea among the
lower class of residents where most
of the filthy yards are found. In
stead of each resident trying to see
how much cleaner he can keep his
premises. there seems TO be an IN
clination for each to keep just AS
dirty premises as his neighbour
Hereafter warrants will be issued
in all cases.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
KENTUCKY NEWSLETS
View Mining Company.

Hopkinsyille, Ky, Aug. 23.-Arti-
cles have been filed in the Office of
the county clerk Incorporating the
Theodore Il Trio ndle Coal company.
The incorporators are T r. Troendle
and Mrs Lilly Troendle, of this city
and Rudolph Troendle, of Minneapo-
lis, MINI. The company proposes to
do both a mining and general mer-
chandise business in coal. The prin-
cipal Office win be in Hopk'nsville, but
b.anch Offices may be established
elsewher,. The capital stock is $25,-
600, divided into shares of 500
each. The shareholders are as fol
lows; Rudolph Troendle. 220; r..
II. Troendla, 10; Mrs. Lilly Troendle,
Ii.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
AFTER RAILROADS.
For Not Having Freight Cars Prop
crlA Equlpped.

For Not Having Freight Cars Prop
crly Equipped.
The attention of the interstate
commerce commission is being call
ed 10 the disregard upon the part of
nearly all railroads in Kentucky OF
the law requiring 80 per cent OF all
the cars making mp freight train
80 be equipped with air brakes. The
law not only requires that this per
cent of the cars shall be so equipped,
but that they shall be in the for
ward part OF the train. and that the
air brakes shall be IN perfect work
Ing order.
The alleged disregard of this law
Is no. blamed upon the railroad OIL
Gals. but upon the switchmen who
make mp the trains. In order TO do
as little switching as possible, the
ears equipped with air brakes are
oftentimes scattered promiscuously
through the train In such manner
that the brakes Are of no avail, with
the result that engineers frequently
lose control OF their trains At critical
moments and disastrous wrecks fol-
low
II Is estimated that 81 IL per cent
OF the freight ears Of the country
are equipped with air brakes, and at
the present rate IL viii be- but
short time until practically all
freight ears are so equipped.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23

against Jones by an insurance com
pany, charging him with setting fire
to his residence on March last. The
insurance company paid the insur-
ance. $500. TO Jones and as soon as
the fact of the prior arrest became
known, began an inquiry which re-
suited as above stated. 1t is pre-
sumed that this accumulation of
trouble proved too much for Jones.
and rather than face what appeared
TO be certain disgrace, elected to take
his own life.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
Unsuccessful Attempt to Die.

Mayneld. KY, Aug. 80 Sunday
at his HON In Pottsville, Boyd Nance
a young married man about so years
old, cried TO kill himself by taking
morphine. lie is the son of Mr.. Ed.
Nance, a wen known citizen of Potts
Vile. and his attempted suicide is
very much regretted Dr. Neale was
called in and brought him through,
aud he Is now getting along all right.
The cause Of his rash act is not
known.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
Killed in Wreck.

Middlesboro. Ky, Aug. pa
heavy loaded train of 80 coal cars
coming out of Mingo Hollow ran
away and jumped the track at Vel
low Greek mines. The engine and
several cars ran through three or
four miners cottages, injuring sew
eral occupants.
Engineer Hoover was instantly
killed and every member of the crew
injured. The injured were brought
to the Epworth hospital. where their
wounds were dressed,
This is the fourth serious wreck
in Mingo Hollow in the last two
months.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
Roy DROWNED az Harlnn.

Harlan, KY, Aug. 23.-While
playing in a boat Stephen and Kemp
Pennington, aged five and six years,
sons of w. II. Pennington, who lives
three miles below here on Cumber-
land river, became frightened and
jumped into deep water. Kemp was
dead when taken out, but while Ste
phen is in a dangerous condition
there is a chance for him to survive.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23
Poisons in Food.

Perhaps you don't realize THAI
many pain poisons originate in your
food. but some day you may feel a
twinge of dyspepsia that will con-
vince You. DR.. Kings New Life
Pills are guaranteed TO cure all sick.
ness due to poisons of undigested
food-or money back. 25e at w. b.
Mcpherson drug store. Try them.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-23

Washington, Aug. 23.-The fol-
lowing postmasters are appointed
Pickett, Adair county. William G..
pickett. vice George T. Kemp, re-
signed; Worthwhile. Carroll county,
Thomas ID. Sims, vice ID. w. McDan-
iel. resigned.
The following patents were issued
today: Frank G.. Cornell, assignee of
one-fourth to A. Il. Wilson, Louis
vile, wrench; Charles Il. McGill,
Owensboro, eraser; Walter Il. Ira
horn. Hopkinsville, pill tile; Nathan
iel Whitaker, Richmond, gate.