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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15
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q ore e tae Thtofloa
Pittsburg ~ ott a ,-ens q tha
theories G6yaheee te1ay 4 lhat 3 d.
Caalifls. ~ ning empisged ~ ere
Adams EaPfd esmpang. haa sailsl
iog sane Aoaih AmeFllaa pogt n d
stated ~ NJ aaaes tlass % lsaVa this
eoanfsg tagif Tuesday masuisa aad
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esa bsbEs % fehtets ~ che eoaBahy
yes 6laeeVe4
TIE fsei nat uatgFiiy q TIE aonth
Amelieea eosnfTiea A. aaf have srtfE
Ait.es treaties via this soyefnment.
eaaHa many ~ aige fhis eseeeasa
a fiapsieh fsesiged fram Wheeling.
~ We tQ3aY reports thsi a. OHIO FlV,
q rsii0sd eoa4gefeg 4 eana4enl mar
eenhts REDS asafA 90 Ne train last
Mon4ag sight Thq slfw aeems "
- eFeatiaa egnaieFsbls eHeitsueat
q aalG4i eifelca AL wOai4 lnstmis
ltaf caaliGe Weai - ciaeiahaii and h
matieN 80 e0gtf % fea6a MeuinD.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15

NoeEholm 9He1ea. 0el "a, "a tgth
hga q bgiiaaeat ta9aY saaniWosis'
b a6gsfea - sepeFnmeat biti pfsFi4-
~ - fhs rniiGeafioa ~ Ne kagistsd
tfRafg Tefa Rza 80 asbats n So
&Wm kaast aa4 Ite efpieism h 80
ssnafa vs. coaaaei ta 01s - 10
mtefa We eHegs1 fsal To- mgcb
a1atH 80 teao phoga faf Nsr-
go ~ ae eesa esigaiss
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15

1919 ~ - FHAAt-attAf
lNFmagaE8. ga. 0cis tt.--A sbsGiai
70 ~ Nees frum MsFttiaN. Mas. says
thei ne hoafd - iEa4s. ~ ootian %.
etangs an9 fhe neoststa' Cab q laal
eiiY tate raises q eo@mluss " eafi
Hpua pfesideat asobsgali go lavhe
bim e viali hsntisa - his ,oufhstu
.opf o ~ event - BE- asespiance
ife nhs ~ faab va lhgiis 0oeelnor
% ~ - 60 81 q Beritlsa aad Co.
cliig ptleams ts pfssiisai a. tas
Nafs
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15
RAes s0IolDt ls OlscussEU.
Weman'n christisn Temperance Union
cleoss Annual Meeting

Woman's chFIstian Temperance Union
Closes Annual Meeting.
Detroit. Mich, oct IL Race sal.
eide has been one o. his principal
topics under discussion 81 the dis
iriet conference Of the woman'n
Christian Temperance uhloa. which
viii close tonight ~ WyHndotte, h
suburb Of Detroit. DR.. Mary A, wa.
bard, Of Detroit, 81 lFetRlRg TIE confer.
eneo said thar the most extreme type
bf race suicide was the investing Of
inoFant foreigners with the right 20
vote while tie Intelligent women OF the
country were denied this privilege.
Continuing. Or Winasd suld'
= win not attempt TO deny that
few children arc born In,o American
homes foF Il "a iamenla'le fact, TOO.
latent % b. contFadletOd There are
two reasons for this, one Of them
% that ne q becoming too strgnu-
Gus Tor ths modern woman and she
hes not vitality ouongh to make her
pr0llac Ia chlldbsaFing. and the other
Il thai men Sacrifices upou TIE sarinsn
OF Racchus and EFOs un'il they ere
poworless 70 lay upon tbo altar % we'd.
6el lore and tFlbate wh!oh would bless
their homes
olive the women the ballot and they
WI FgmOve sumo ~ the temptations
from fht Path % meA. ms las Il cas- q
f0f them q live pure. S,roag. health.
fui lives. Fen6oFinG them o. 70 ooh.
tihua ne pgopagatioA u ne race And
thty ufli thsmaoiVea become inVisoFat
80 aad rally % aEain resume the buF
dens under which they fslated a neW
lmDttta VII have eoms .ato W0mGu'a
iites beeaune they eah 81 aany uith
ths bFOihei that claims Jheif dhnsh-
tafs esd lha saiogn nat Faias taeir
naua.~
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15

81 Pe'efrhafk OtL iA--Ths segtla
afzt h1a eotitss % fFd the ta
al mah a. n.aasy aecasesiy y rslaf
60 eaWzra eaNl dadHe ~ qse
f,esiea safs. So has 6sissea n
fteasss lbal c,s hass ~ FilAe o
tnsf Ne sam neeemtFr q
ura2 q ga 80 q 90 ~
p g ~ em iaiaes w. -
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15
READ1 Foa sIo AUTO RACE.
lHtaPhatlonal Automobile Road race
Fer Nanderhllt Cur.

f- - esd hs-,
lHtsPhatlonal Automobile Road Rueo
FER Vanderbilt Cup.
New York. Oct. 1l.--Al is IN readi-
ness for he big international automo-
bic road race for the YaSdsElllt cup
over the Nassau course, Long Island,
tomorrow The course IL IN tine or.
der and tAe eighteen contestants have
their cars ready Tor TIE best Of which
thoy are capable.
With 90 many drivera equally match.
ed IN daring and skill. few OF the ex-
psrts would express En opinion last
night ~ 10 the probabio winner. Tue
first car win be sent OF a O'Clock
tomcrFoW nrorhlaE. aud other machines
VII follow a. one minute intervala.
The course Of 3s.8 miles over whicl
the ears VII make ten circuits for q
total distanee. Of zee miles. is cOnUldi
sred faster kHAh lha one lass gear. and
several 81 ne drivers have exposes d
Ga oplnion that the world records Cot
rpa1 racing YIN be made. The cur
e Yalued Il $4,000.
-Four cOuntries win Be represented
In the race Tor the Vanderbilt cup
America, Francs. Germany ana Italy.
Each country. under the conditions 81
the faee. can starr hve cars America,
France and italy VII anye the luiI
complement. bat the German team viii
star, only three machines.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15
HAN MURDERED BY
ORDER OF THE MALTA
Eighth Victim Of . Plot Con-
cOcted Eight Years Ago.
oPPosEp a PoLITIeAL RAorIoN

Agents Of the "BlSek Randa eosl.
sty--1s Lst Vie italian Hens, bus
Ne cSuld Not Escape.
New York, oct. lA.--TAat GaRtnao
Costa was murdered ID hla butcher
shop In brooklyn on Wednesday, nlgAL
not because be- mad refused 10 aeeede
10 blackmall for mOney but e. . r.
suit OF a political plot inspired II 81
eny eight years ago BY the aaae, exc.
euted by lts agents % the Dleck Hand
society In this country, and to which
at least seven or eight other lives bad
already been sacrificed, was The 70
markablO revelation made 10 tht %
lice yesterday,
According TO information given BY
a fellow countTymAn Ahd former a..
socIate Of the dead mau, Costa vac
one uf hand Of doGvD or more
wealthy sicillRna, lhelnded among
whom were hls tWO brothers. who for
daring TO oppose q dominant political
faction closely allied VITA The hafia,
were driven across The seas, puFaucd
with relcRtlOatneau that has been
hlndeted by neither time nor distance
aud Systematically pat 70 death which
never an opportunity 10 escape doteo'
tIoh offered.
Realizing their helploytneea against
their enemies, tho leading uiembegs q
che Costa faction came % tbs country
aud settled In tasita blsees, Some had
btea compelled 70 leave Ali their world.
y gooda behind them IN The haste d
blight, and Woat west 10 hegla ice
un0v, Among these Werp cualass two
brothers Qinseppe and Laigi, win tha
exodus u the threatehlu9 men, how.
ever the MAHa apparently dld nos drop
the matter Three ycars later, 60
eOrdlng 10 che narrator, The body ~
Giuseppe Costa vas found In taetNon
Park. CAlcaEn. bearing slEteen stab
wounds AFound TIE waist ives q blue
sash, placed theirs evidently a. 4 warn.
ina 10 other Italians who knea tha
methods Of the Maaa,
Ab0ut = rear sitter that tire itai
ians weie nsysteFioualy murdered "a
Rlverulia. M. MOI ioha afiaF LnlEl
Costa Waa KILLED % atneva, ~.
Finsily. q few months aftaF thia q
heaaless bod ~ q uiAa uag leana e.
EFIs. pa, siso With 4 blua casa efeuad
the Wniai.
10 the light % theae eysaia ere tha
PoealIai circumstances Surrounding iha
murder 81 0gaeiAno Costa palisa Cas
taia Evans a ngoahifu, q conylheef
hs ON 3 victim 9 Iha lama geaa.lla
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15

Babylon. 4. l.. Oct. it.--Rey. Dr,
Levi Harrison Parsons. . veil known
Presbyteriaa preacher. died here yos.
terday q the aes u Sc. Hle Wa born
lE West Hamp,oa. Masg. lie vas "a.
ueated n Amherst college ana vent
soath. where be beOsme promlnent e.
e., sdpeaioF. He aas ordained rs
t6e Alabama preabyteTy. ~. PaFsona
wag president q he ByBodloal eollego
q Greensboro, Ca, and aiso q ssm.
mary at Taiiahaaaee. Fia. iEa vas fog
. time seerotaFy ~ the Amureaa R.
he speiety iog Northern AFkaunaa. A
Widow snd two aons. RaU Duisbl Pas.
seaa. ~ RcOtviile ua6 Harn6oa a.
FarsonA Of New TOrh. auTvivs Bin.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15

Paris. o. ~ -Oascial qaaasfs Sen
St8Wn q grouina imeatisaes q Prs
hssss cas,suN nIfsrB tbus ~ % uigt.
aFsw Ne e8eaaivs sctioh ioaaFs y.
Taisay. 30 Treseh ehafee aaaeifes
e. cameaA Althouga % Saaniis -
isfminstioa Ms teta Fpre latl
mtfioaa AZ na4e fhal us nltaAiiou
mar .ros pctmn ~ is4sasils 1sisy Is
PreG9eal csaFgs inaeii0a n1slinr
- . rsfarai b uliheFas - eNsntige
seiioa nag les Fsah put obiEigF
20 seaaiFe tts gemlEaol % taasi
mele 4fcIatvs maas1Hes - sotfass taS
eGahss.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15
NATIONS READY TO
RkTF the TREATY
Formal Exchange Of RatiaOa
ton Will Occur Saturday.
ILL ~ aIaNEo vHg pAPGR
The Final Ast 81 coOelSdlU0 HOstlll.
tles BsswtsO Rsesla and Japan WIN
econ 81 plSyss. and There VIII ss
Poass instead % Warfare,

Washington. Oct. lit has been
Arranged. that the ratification OF the
Rusaian,J japanese peace treaty snail be
Exchanged tomorrow,
u. TakaalIa the Japahesc minister.
vim notify the state department that
his emperor has Sigaed the treaty a.
Toxic.
The state department will notify the
American embassy 20 So, petersburg
to that effect and NJ, Spencer Eddy,
the charge there viii duly notify tAe
Russian government Taat government
viii in turn notify the Freuca foreign
Office II Paris through To own ambas-
sadOr in that city that the Russian en-
paror haa slgaed the eopy Of the treaty.
The Freneh foreign ofSlce viii notify
lts minister 10 Toxic and he In turh
viii inform the Japanese foreign oRlee,
and this will be. regarded Rs formal
exchange OF Publications,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15

Atlanta Co, Oct ii--Thcre was
genuine pleasure At a meeting Of the
state fair managers Thursday WArn
Secretary Weldon read telegram
from Secretary Loeb stating that Mrs.
Theodore Roosevelt would reconsider
her plans 10 return to Washington
from Roswell aud would accompany
President ROOsevent to Atlanta This
reply was received 10 ca invitation
sent 10 hfrS. Roosevelt and signed by
PreSldeut Dudley Hughes. Of the State
Agricultural society, aud w. H. JoyAer.
president Of the Atlanta Fair associa.
ton. The answer 70 this special To-,
Vitation la certain 10 be gratifying to
ALL and particularly TO all Of the ladies.
Who win IN this way have ~ their
guest the present mistress Of the white
house, 70 often called the "First Lady
OF The Land"
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15
8uddenIy Reeevsra I'D VoIe..

oWensboFo. KY. Oct it.--Whiie
writing q duollnatlea Of the nomination
toF mayor offered him BY che prohihl.
ilOaists, J. N. Holmes suddenly recon.
cred the power u speech. Holmes
had been yoleVloss Cor ne past three
yeaFs. Recently The "dfys" OF taa
city rendered him The nomination fOg
mayor on their ticket Holmes. 10.
las uaable 70 make speeches. sat down
10 write bis refusal az tAe Ogef, when
be discovered thst bic reason soF %.
fualhE vas eono ADD that ha eoaid
speak ~ vel 80 ever. what eject
this VII have 90 be candidacy Il pot
known.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-15
ARs IN
aE FEVER DISTRICT
y Sections Declare the
Quarantine Removed.
RoyeE oPENs re DooRe



spFina 90 40 Over Plaque.
sn ssetiops.
Orleans. Oct. 1.-THE usashsr
ale cool today and old an
most 1t tie rest Of ths state
80, Tor TIE tact that q nsas q
has been discovered 81 New he.
aoie yellow fever situation
ring
aan. cases are now under treat
New iberia. and they have Al
reporiea within the past two.
Indicating hat the disease has
led there for long tim6
lufe 70 discover II before b ex-
81 the fact taat the disease ~
insly MID
Hight frost was reported In tie
and vicinity and els anticipated
the fever viii be speedily wiped.
Although at present Their eis some
meht and business Is suspended.
of the three new cases ~ Tallu-
here frost has also been reported,
- HAAS. 4 trained nurse, who
from New Orleans to assist In
s the sick.
nklln, La, where one case has
llasnosed. e IN St. Mary paris1
from Patterson. where the dis
been long prevalent FEaRk.
ghe homp Of unite8 siaieR sen
better who FUaehea sat town
ay from his trip to the Philip
one death has occurred at Pat.
b. n Bishop. formerly Of kan
- vas Inspector oE tie West
1eseefaph cpnpany
Appearance 81 frost over q lafge
Of Louisiana and Mississippi
ZEE TO have immediate results n
Ing toe guarantees.
result Of Il, Baton Rouge to,
hree open its doora 70 the world,
eraf parishes have announced
ommanicalion will be restored
week. express companies give
that q large number o. towns
haYe been pattIng difficulties IN
atteI % handling eHpFegs matter
removed al rastrictlons.
fever 10 New Orleans e b0lng
~ overcome. There are now an.
treatment only iG4 cases and 60 q
d 81 TIE fart that for TIE past ten
~ anmber o. neW eases has beeu
nishing this nuHsber Wiil lo large.
ducsd within the next week The
ber Of deaths tais week Wili Be- ~
the lowest iof any week since tae
started
4 fplimisale view % the sitGalion VI
W tie PRECEDENT along ths AIS.
eaig coast Froai appeared e.
plnts yesterday, the eesea are
aeed "a number and Il a an
~ that uni0teFfapted train seg.
ll shertiy Be resumed.
Assistant SuFEsna Berry, who
e aame time ago for 0ulfpor
anfou haS reanfnsd and rrports
ei q ne 1ulgport situation.
at 1aatlF has announced
sra auAscfiDsloas . Ghe eliiaens
have ea cioaed. All the moneg
ness6 % 19mp'ete tie usam2.
IS the fesur - af haua
r % ne 1xtaieuea ~ qaafaa.
~ Tu.Rno loolhali tan nua0une
tAe9e uui - - fobihaa ais
~ so4ihsgn anitabl,e6
~ ne anceEtaiEsY as g uSsA
f egn1 - orefccn Il wns
q Eaka arfauEsfs 60
tas ta eiFsa lart ths err
as toi asa rnilguaa e
e GO feysr anrtal uA
~ Nv. 8 a iarse ancal
has ps - ~
tep tsslts agef
ea Fe
p e
f
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
Keen Work.

" What?" asks
t h e roommate.
" You're n o t
writing to your
rich uncle for a
loan, and making
the request on a
postal card? Don't
you know that in
such q little Q
place as the one
where he lives
that card may be
read and ever
body in the town
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

The Jouneynan Jokewrer made no reply this assertion
find?
ororcom
e
set
he of one
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

The Two Travellers.

Pm headed for San Francisco" said the man
in the smoking cap, putting his feet on the plush
cushion of the Pullman seat, and it only cost
me $50"
I'm going to San Francisco, too" answered
the second passenger. but 1t doesn't cost me
a cent"
" 1t doesn't?"
"Nope. I'm deadheaded"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

Some people speld a thoOSand dollars
For Just one bouk-thsy DO, Indeed
ItgIEs them much rspus as scholars
And yet that book they never read.
Again, some psOpIstsIl Of buying
A dollar book Il might be said
That after willie they will bs sIghing:
"'TWas one that need not have read. "
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

{ m o g.
phere ?" retort.
ed the detected
one. Haven't
| raised a Van
Dycke beard,
worn a Rem
brant hat and
n Michael An
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
HOW HE DID IT.

Il shall make name for myself" stated
the studious Russian
4" But how?" asked his friends.
I shall invent an alphabet without any
VoNcls in it."
And them"
And then shall make my name of the
consonants."
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

Send some one a
pretty valentine and
she will forget 1t
within a week; send
a d" comic" and a
year later you will
find that she has not
forgotten 1t.
H>A
There are I e W
times of the sending
Of fond tokens that
do not lend weari-
ness to the postman
a nd the pocket
book.
zee
In common with
other holiday sea-
sons, that Of the
valentines has de-
generated into a
time when prices
can be raised with
out mercy.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

will know you asked him for the money!"
Certainly" the crafty youth. But Uncle
rimsby will know that rather than get the reputa
being tight old wad he'll to the postoice and
buy money good and send it to me at once
glorious that has yet suggested an In
noyation in the line of valentines?
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
A Practitioner.

why do you style yourself Doctor ?" we
ask of the upholsterer who has affixed that title
to his name on his signboard.
Why? Because / treat invalid chairs at
times" he explains
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
THE MINER POET,


reviews
down and digs whenever a good vein."
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

v l.
There was king of YVefof,
And easy was his head,
Serene his TeSf-naughf would suggest
The words so often said,
That crowned heads are NOT peaceful;
He never wore fFown-
He laughed away the night and day,
With gaylY tilted crown.
The jester of his palace
Was never forced 10 work,
He never had 10 make things Glad
NTH oily smile and smirk.
This Jolly King OF Yvefof
Had no need Of his fool
He made his own jesis from fhe throne
And pleasure was bis rule.
He never had a quarrel
With any other king;
why should we fight7" he asked. "De.
Is such an easy thing Tight
Ne told no one his troubles
In truth, he reigned SO vel
No one could know, In fair Yveiof,
OF troubles fir TO tell.
The little realm Of Yveiof-
A wee spot on the map
Has made name secure in fame
Because OF this rare chap
Who put his crown on sidewiSe
And iolied upon his throne
With scePfer SET so that II met
His active funny bone.
He was 10 war a stranger;
His kingdom had no debt;
Each Of his laws possessed clause
That barred out care and fret
Ills told that when expiring
He wasted his last breath
In one long laugh in iife's behalf,
And thus went 10 bis death.
There was king OF YVeioi-
There are such kings today;
They never sigh for things gone by
But laugh along the way.
So, crown yourself with laughter
Put pleasure on ihe throne,
And YouW possess in happiness
An YVeioi OF your own.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
a HINT.

Can you tell me where to find nice switch Of blonde
hair?' asks the lady, entering the department
well" said the hoorwalker, conhdentally 1--WE
only been here this morning, but don't mind telling
you I've got my doubts about the pompadour bang on
the dizzy blonde selling silks the fourth aisle"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

Men Of America, l
have put a fresh rib
bon on my typewriter,
oiled up the cap key,
and am going to take
the lid of.
II a We you ever
stopped to think why
1t is that your wife
barely has time to get
her new bonnet home
and try 1t on and con-
clude that she doesn't
like It half as well as
the one Mrs. Jones
has, when the styles
change and she has to
give the bonnet to the
cook? NO! BECAUSE
YOU DON'T GET
TINE TO STOP OR
TO THINK!
/ can't stop, but l
can think.
l am a stoples SIS
thinker.
Have you ever given
patient contemplation
to the phenomenon of
fashion? Have you
ever patiently con-
z templated the way
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

The damsel whose
father has the repu-
tation of being fierce
and stern is always
married early in life.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
THE SPOHSMEN.

" War is an awful
thing" said the man
with the white tie and
the frock coat.
o, l don't know, &"
said the man with
the heavy gold watch
chain. " If it WASH [
for war business
would grow mighty
dull for me-"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
NOT A SUCCESS.

(" must give it up" moaned the student never
become artist"
Don't be respondent" urged the friend Maybe
you have failed to get into the right atmosphere"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

Many a valentine Is
a roorback Christmas
present.
90
A pessimist Is a
man who would send
comic valentines to
himself.
Young man. II the
girl tells you that the
lace paper on the VAL
entine you give her
would make nice trim
ming for Kite h e n
shelves, she's an ideal
girl for a wife.
II we were sending
n valentine to a di-
yorcee. we 8 h ould
have Cupid repre-
sented as being armed
with a gatling gun.
Remember that the
hand that pats you on
the back today may
address a comic VAL
entine to you tomor-
row.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

IGplleS'
=" lie gives 1t some
long Latin name, and
l don't know whether
it is something terri
BILE, or if it is some
simple little every
day trouble and he
doesn't want me to
get onto the fact that
he is making his
money too easily.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
HER SMILE.

my wife" says the man, always greets me
with SMILE
Even when you come in at ORB a. m? asks the
second
"Sure. Then she smiles sarcastically at the differ
ent excuses think being out so late"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

Some men
get pleasure
from dream
ing of castles
in the air, and
a n d others
are happiest
when think
ing of putting
in the plumb
ing work in
such ca stiles.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
THE JOKE THAT FAILED.

We turn stranger at side and read to
about the Russian general whose name
was shot all pieces in Of the battles.
Observing evident failure to comprehend the wittcsm
into details,
You see" we say his Sobrikotonskivtch-
and when the battle began
exposed position and his shot to bits
the stranger does not smile.
Peulantly the story again, dwelling with en-
phass upon each point and ending with hilarious outburst
of laughter
all this the stranger remains mpassve
familiar with American humor?" ask
at last.
No." he responds gracousy. ." / merely tourist
1 from ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS llylcwdbrwyw,
Wales and my name is Gwylwwwyf Observation-Disclosures
fwlwwwww fffffTlrwtwn."
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
FRENzIED
fashions
BY THOMAS LosEM

Before ! have coneIud.
ed This nerve rscking task
lshsH drag the discarded
hoopskiris from fhe gsneis
ofihe palaces Of ihe kings
Of ihe system that Is COM
ling husbands 10 work
a month 10 earn money 10
buy q dress their wives
will wear for one after
boonl"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
The Doubtful Patient.

think with you?
pillows
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
e~0
Protected.

young man." said the agent, cant l
interest you in a new form of insurance? We
will write you a policy which will become
payable in the event of your being dis
our present position"
said the Young man. without removing his
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

Christmas day, Valentines day, and birth
days are responsible for much economy in
meal tickets.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
SN~(~~

Let US not laugh so
much at airship in
ventors. There are
about two thousand
different can openers
on the market.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

" Are you manufacturer of ammunition, sir?'
Nope. I'm a publisher of school maps"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12


no
can hey ar
the
carriages instead
street
bt o
womonknd
II
$
his spings sbonnet al
"a the n
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
No Joke.

Sir" said the Eminent Female Re-
former, entering the workroom of the
of the Journeyman Jokewriter, you
write entirely too many jokes about
women"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
O0O
or two evils
g V e the
C h o / c e to
two of your
friends.

CHANGED NOTE.
He got tenner from the tenor.
Much Joy was in his face.
Until he learned the tenor's tenner
Was counterfeit, and bass.
%%~
WARNING.
When sparkling, II her father nsGrs,
You'd better then be slowing up,
For If your signing words he hears
There may occur blowing up.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12
.:'.:..-:.:.
AT ONCE.
THAT BEING THE CASE.

ural does she"' asked the first fond
friend. And she says all the rest of
us use POWDER"
She does" replied the tale bearer.
Why the two faced thing! She
uses twice as much cosmetics as any
other woman in town"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12

Isn't it awful to think that there may be
wh1 are mean enough to think that you are
mean enough to deserve an abusive valen-
timer
Omaha daily bee., 1905-02-12


tc
AT ONCE,
ness? asks the csocioo Of he
unit we
demanded"