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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
Caesar And His Wife.

There are husbands who, among
their male companions, like to have
it supposed that they are just little
tyrann;cal ut home. One such man
WIN had two or three friends at his
house one evening, remarked, as
they were chatting together comfort.
ably at rather late hour:
eyes, l do what like at home.
My wife, she has to bend to my will,
I can tell you. In my house I'm g
regular julius Caesar
His wife came into the room in
time to hear the last sentence. The
tyrant of his household looked lit
lit uneasy, but his wife neither frown
ed, nor apparently paid any attention
to the remark. But after moment
she remarked very positively:
"Gentlemen, it is late, and Julius
Caesar has got to 60 to bed!'
Wh.reupon the husband arose
stammered his excuse and retired
leaving his guests to find their way
out as best as they could.
It was in another household that the
husband once remarked to his wife
"You know, my dear, that / am the
head Of the house!'
You may be the head as much at
you like, said the wife, ''but I'm the
neck"
"The neck? D yes, you may bt
the neck il you want to, my dear"
''Very we'll. It's the neck thai
turns the head whichever way j,
nleases. isn't it2'
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
A Little Lower.

The late Archbishop Temple, who
is popularity believed to have been
unequivocably brusque and cutting
Of tongue, had a. sense of humor
which enabled him to be suave upon
occasion. Wen he was head Of
Rugby school :. woman Of high po-
sition, with handsome son of
whom she was inordinately fond,
went to DR.. Temple in great in
dignation. Her sons housemaster,
she said, had described him in a let
ter to her as an impostor.
"Aly boy mover deserved such an
epithet!" she said, with deep feeling.
"My dear madam" said DR.. Tenn
pie, 81 feel sure that what the
housemaster meant was that your
son could not possibly be the angel
he looked"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
Kills Snake on ChiId's Shoulder.

E Gainesville, Ca, April 28.-Mrs.
j. r. Seapaugh, Of this city, was this
week the guest Of married daughter
in Buford. While 10 the sister town
three-year old son of her daughter
happened to thrilling escape from
what would doubtless have proved q
serious affair. While moving heavy
piece Of furniture from one Of the
rooms the mother heard her little boy
scream. Behind the wardrobe that
was being moved she discovered the
little fellow.
Across his shoulders lay good.
sized copper head snake. The little
fellow had a firm grasp on the tail Of
the reptile with one hand and the
other tiny fist was squeezing the neck
Of the snake just back cf the head,
but close enough to prevent the serpent
from turning far enough to strike its
fangs into the child's arm. The cop
per head is poisonous. The mother
seized the snake, threw it across the
floor, and afterward killed it.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
CATARRHAL TROUBLFS PREVA-
LENT.
PREVA.
Spring Months Cause Catarrh, Breathe
Hyomei, and Be Cured.

Catarrhal troubles are more COM
mon at this season than at any other
time Of the year. The sudden changes
that come during the spring months
are productive of many cases of catarrh
that without proper treatment will
become chronic.
The pleasantest, most convenient,
and only scientific method for the
treatment and cure Of catarrh, is
Hyomei. Simply put twenty drops in
the little pocket inhaler that comes
with every outfit, and then breathe
it for three minutes four times a
day.
The complete Hyomei outfit costs
but one dollar, and as the inhaler
will last lifetime and there is suf.
6cient .Hyomei for several weeks
treatment, it is the mest economical
catarrhal remedy known. Extra bot.
ties can be procured for fifty cents.
Ask Evans Pharmacy to show you
the strong guarantee under which
they sell Hyomei.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
a Barefooted Wedding

|, is not far from Washington to
the mountains where people live III
the most primitive style. j. {. Mof-
fatt, the well-known correspondent,
went into Mcdowell county, W. Va,
on professional trip, and among the
stories he did not write, but preserved
for private friends, is one too good to
keep out Of print, says the Washing
ton Star
He stopped at lor cabin, and wa>
soon on good terms with his host, who
after supper said:
Stranger, reckon ye' wont hev a
good time tonight. y
What is up?' 1ueried the news
paper man.
G"Goin' ter be wedding Reckon
yo kin go with me and IT," cid wo-
man.
The Invitation was accepted, and
the three started for ive-mile walk
over the mountain. When they reach
cd the cabin that was the centre of
| festivities, cracked fiddle could be
heard, and several men hung around
the doors and windows, for non c
but the dancers could be admit
ted inside.
They were met by rough noun
taincer, to whom the newspaper man $
presence was explained.
That's all right" said the new,
conner, but there one thing. Io'
see the bride and groom air po', very
po, and they never wore no shoes be-
fore Christmas in their lives, an
| hain't got none new, so them as had
shoes didn't wcal EN-. jim, the
groom, is sorter sensitive like, an
high strung, SO ef so 90 with them
shoes on be might take it as a reiec-
ton on him an the bride and 90 to
shooting
The shoes were taken off, and ten
minutes later the correspondent and
his host were dancing with the noun
tain bellies, occasionally having to stop
to pick splinters out of their feet.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
Cleopatra's Needles.

At lIcliopoli5 were the Temple Of
the Sun and the schools which Hero
dotus visited because the teachers
are considered the most accomplish
CD men in Egypt" When Strabo
came .!ithcr, 400 years later, he saw
the house which Plate had occupied.
Moses here learned call the wisdom
of.the Egyptians" Papyri describes
Heliopolis as full of obelisks." Two
of these columns were carried to AL
eNandria 1887 years ago and set up
before the Temple Of Caesar. Ac-
cording to one authority, this tenn
pie was built by Cleopatra. In any
case the two obelisks acquired the
name of Cloopatra's Needles, and,
though the temple itself in time dis
appeared, they remained where they
had been placed-one erect, one
prostrate-until in recent years one
was given to London and the other
to New York.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
Canine Pets.

There ere pet dogs in New York"
| insisted, worth $1,000. There are
St. Bernards worth 81 900 There are
women in New York who spend 81 600
year on clothes ior their poodles."
"On clothes for their poodles?"
"Certainly; On house coats, walking
corts, busters, sweaters, coats lined
with ernine at 5000 each, automobile
coats with hoods and goggles, and
each coat fitted with a pocket for the
poodle's handkerchief of fine linen or
lace"
Il never heard Of such thing"
1T is absolutely true. Further
more, these women buy for their peu
dogs boots Of different colored leather
to match the coats, house boots, street
boots, etc., that lace up nearly to the
knee and cost from 50 to IS a pair.
They buy half dozen pairs at time.
And they buy collars, set with rubies,
pearls, or diamonds. at several hun
dred dollars each. a man who makes
specially Of such collars told me Of
a woman who imported from Paris a
complete outfit for her poodle costing
81, 200. And one lady had house for
her dog the exact model of Queen
Anne cottage, with rooms papered
and carpeted and the windows hung
with lace curtains. Every morning
woman calls "a sort Of dog governess)
20 ha1he and comb end curl and per
fume the little darling, and then take
him out for walk. He eats and drinks
from silver dishes, and if he gets q
stomache ache, specialist is prompt
ly summoned"
"Whst, dog speoialist?"
Precisely. New York has its
fashionable dog doctors, who get $40
visit and sleep with a telephones at
their bedside for night calls, like reg
ular practitioners. One lady whom
know summoned specialist from
New York to Newport and kept him
there for week at 800 day, because
her poodle was ailing. g."-Success.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
Tho Only Buffalo Ranch

There are several small privately
owned herds of buffalo maintained in
the hope of preserving the amin al from
utter extinction, and it is urged that
the national government shall under.
take the rather costly enterprise. LIT
there is probably only one man who is
actually making money from raising
buffalo. This is Maj G. W. Lille,
known as scout and Snowman under
the name Of ''Pawnee Bill" On a
ranch in Indian territory he is breed
log buffalo on scientific principles and
actually slaughtering the beasts for
profit. He is shipping buffalo meat to
some Of the fashionable hotels and is
getting fancy pT,ces forit. Maj. Lille
figures that the genuine full breed
American buffalo will become extinct
in 100 years under his system of breed
ing, but that in its place we shall have
sanimal not apparently different in
species, more docie and more valuable
for all commercial purposes. He bases
this estimate on the fact that SO per
cent. of the genuine buffalo calves are
males. These males he is crossing
with black Galloway cattle, which
crossing perpetuates the coat of the
real buffalo and also the flesh Spring
field Republican.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
True Blue-Bl God Sentiment.

Philadelphia 8 much. talked Of fltra
tion system, which has lately been set
to work after years of labor and
immense expenditure, docs not
seem to have quite filed the bill, says
an exchange. The city's drinking
water still shows rather too ready a
tendency to run coffee.brown from the
faucet.
The other morning gentleman
breakfasting at the Bellevue had
such a tumbler put before him, and
objected. The waiter admitted it
looked pretty bad, but assured the
doubling traveller that really it was
good water. Then said the latter:
"But I hear the water that runs to
this part of the aity passes through
Laurel Hill cemetery on the way here.
Is that so?''x
"Yes, sir,' came the reply, .but
you must remember that it's 6rst.
class gravey ard-only the very best
people are buried there"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
Tho Importance Of slahs.

Among the five different organs
by means cf which alone we are en-
abled to perceive the various phe-
nomena Of the external world there
is none of SO great importance to us
as the eye. There is no sense we
make use Of to such an extent or is
SO often necessary to supplement
and render sure the action of the
other four as that of sight. TO di-
rect our sense of touch, to aid our
localization Of sound and in many
ways to help our appreciation of
smell and taste the eyes are inralua-
bic TO us.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10

hiding and perhaps keep going all the
time frora bad to worse
This epidemic of runaways is grow
ing at an alarming rate. 1t should
receive prompt attention from our
ruling authorities. The dangers
that crowd the path Of fugitive ase
immeasurable, and in ninety-nine
cases out Of hundred these dangers
will fastcn an indelible stain on
character, reputation. good name, etc.
Boys, think Of your mothcr.-Mrs. w.
II. FELTON, in Atlanta journal.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
But Some Are Better.

"All men," said the orator who
refuses to give up stump speaking,
care born equal"
"Hold on" exclaimed the listen
er. "That may do to say in the
street, but | can't take it home with
me. If l were to say to my wife
that I thought our boy, whom we've
christened Egbert, wasn't any better
than the red haired twins next door
there wouldn't be anything left for
me to do except to say, Farewell
forever and live at an hotel" -.
London Tit-Bits.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
The Captains Comment.

An old sea captain and his mate,
feeling hungry, yesterday afternoon
went into restaurant on the water
front and ordered dinner. The waiter,
with considerable flourish, placed a
plate of thin watery looking liquid be-
fore each of them.
"Say, young fellow, what's this
stuff" shouted the captain, gozing in
amazement at the concoction under
his nose.
''Sour, sir" replied the waiter.
"Soup?" shouted the old sea dog.
"Soup, Bill" lturniug to his mate),
''just'ithink Of that. Here you and
me have been sailing on soup all ou,
lives an never knowed it till now. -
Seattle post-Intelligencer..
- There are more ways than one
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
Beecher Scored on lugersoll.

The kindness and generosity Of Col.
Robert G. Ingersoll won for him many
friends, who could not but deeply re.
gret his opinions. Among them was
Henry Ward Beecher.
In the study Of the famous preach
er was an elaborate celestial globe,
which had been sent him with the
compliments of some manufacturer.
On its surface, in delicate workman
ship, were raised figures Of the coz
stellations and of the stars which
compose them.
The globe struck: Ingersoll's 8 fancy.
He turned it round and round, exam.
lining it with: admiration.
"Thisis just what l want" he said;
"who made it?"
"Who made it, do you say,
oolonel?" repeatedly Beecher. WHO
made .his giobe?ssWhy, nobody, Of
course; it lust happened.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
One day beautiful girl looked out

of her window, and s-w her rude
brother on the paven4 nt, walking
about with his feet in the air.
Tom she said reprovingly, don't
Tom, Iwouldn't do that, Tom-indeed
| wouldn't." !" "You Wouldn't" replied
the luie boy looking up aud speaking
with marked aud malicious emphasis.
"You wouldn't? By Jocks, you
couldn's!" .1s5 81 .gS Il.
- Ha'ing rep'o,fis !osi,g ruin.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
FOR BOT Fl

One disease of thinness in
children is scrofula; in adults,
consumption. Both have poor
blood both need more fat.
These diseases thrive on lean
ness. Fat is the best means of
overcoming them; cod liver oil
makes the best and hca!thiest
fat and
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10
This would be q pretty drea

= This would be q pretty dreary
world for women:.if there was no
chance in it for them to show off.
4 woman. never gets go old she
thinks some mani ought not TO chase
her, and man never SO old he thinks
he ought not to chase some women.
A good way to be an amateur
farmer is in the markets. ~
It's, e terrible ,rooaotonous Job be.
ing good just for. .the fun of it.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10

- It's easy to convince spinsters
that kissing is unhealthy.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-10

- There are more ways than one
not TO be great man.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19
Yesterday Evening.

Nothing sensational occurred during
the afternoon AMI yet some very inter
csting things cropped out. The only
notable thing was the characters OF
several witnesses put on by the de-
Tense. The men WHO testified were but
recently released from the county Jail.
The father of the defendant was
more of character witness than any
thing else. He told that Jake would
curse the Almighty one moment and
the next would deny having done SC.
This to Lis mind was proof of Jake's IT.
sanity.
Ne sail he never heard that Jake
contemplated leaving, Said that Helen
told him She. went after a doctor but
his mind was not Near as to the excuse
she gave for not gating one.
Said when he got g. the house on
the morning Of Jake's death,EranE
Wright was IN the kitchen Of ms.
Stated also that Jake was uorose I'd
splep some lime previous 70 his az,
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Tae dated November q j
~. asltlns et tosJennie LIcyd
Clarke: iot III First ward: airnont
consideration. $500
Deed dated December 1905: g,
a. ana c. r. snodgraas TO Stella ].
Wilson. and husband; 116 acres IN
Warrington district; consideration,
100000.
Deed dated October IL 1905; Susan
B. DeBerry and husband to Marshall
and Mary Hawkins; lot in Arnett ad-
dition to Fairmont; consideration.
Ss25,OO.
Deed dated October II, 1905; Ham
.ilton Gump and wife to Warner P.
.Gump; lot in Fairmont district; con.
sideraton, S1.OO.
Deed dated March 8, 1905; c. A.
snodgrass ct al, to Evening Star
Lodge No. 81, l. o. o. F. of Manning
ton; lot in Warrington; considera,
ton, s1,25O.OO.
Deed dated May 10, 1906; Mary A.
Parrish and husband to M. A. Mich
OILS; lot in Thoburn; consideration.
$1.OO.
Deed dated December 10, 1905; Jno.
H. Preston and wife to Phillip Pei
legrino; lot in Wahoo, Lincoln dis
trict; consideration, 100000.
Deed dated June 20, 1905; Monon'
gah Investment Company to w. H.
Moore; lot in Brookdale addition to
Monongah; consideration, 100000.
Deed dated December IA. 1905;
James F. Ice and wife to James Al
bert Lee and wife; lot in Brookdale
addition to Monongah; consideration.
$4,000.
Deed dated April 20, 1905; Mar
shall snider and wife to c. R. Amos;
parcel in Pawpaw district; considera-
ton, $4,000.
Deed dated October G, 1905; Mar
tina A. Amos to C. X. Amos; lot in
Rivesyille; consideration, $500.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

For solid comfort Broh's slippers. 4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19
All a Joke.

The report Of Tom Horrors death
has turned out to be only a joke, the
story having been sent out by some Of
his friends. IL,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19
Worthy Secretary.

Every day, in the stores, there are
special aad particular Selling events"
runs" and olives" on special goods
5uying chances of real interest-and
only those who read the ads. keep at
all in touch with these things,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

IT'S for sweet charity's sake. Let
the Christmas cheer warm Jopr hear
and make You willing to brish
day in many desolate ho@' corr
ing to the Opera II" ,ne Fiddle"
Contest,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

Frank Deshon Is Falrmont,s faverlte
comedian. Don't miss him in 1.-THE
Office Boy"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19
RA0N TRLAI
lconllhasa 60 I'las.l

X. = = ~ y y. 3
gconslnus sen paas
hsr own father. Wright was conducts
ing 4 tailor shop at Hundred when
III. Phillips heard him talking about
a. ambition to start in the show bust;
less. He informed, Wright that he
had 4 son-lnlaw who was In the same
nation ana arranged q meeting be
tween the men.
The prisoner told also that she had
furnished the money for the venture
BY making and raining OF a silk quilt
rom which she realized S50.5O. Said
she procured the balance by washing.
she will be asked to tell her yer.
sion Of many happenings and should
be dispensed with by tomorrow noon.
Her testimony or the important por'
ton of 1t will be given in full to-mor-
row.
Shortly before the adjournment of
the Warrington murder trial last even
ing, the defense desired to introduce a
new line of evidence. his consisted t
airing the alleged criminal relations
which we're said to exist between the
deceased and his adopted daughter,
Ethel.
Just why the defense decided to
adopt this line Of evidence was not
made clear unless it was calculated 70
create sympathy for the child, who is
go earnestly striving to acquit her fos-
Ter mother.
The attorneys made a strong appeal
10 the court to allow this testimony
to be given but States Attorney Lowe
strenuously objected and Judge Mason
sustained it.
By this morning Ethel had remem'
bered another conversation between
Mr.. and Mrs. Peyton when they retired
on the nigi.t Of J;yton's death. She
told the jury that the last thing she
heard them say vas when Jake said 10
his wife, whom he addressed BY an al.
fectionatc name. turn over and kiss
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19
Notice to Eagles.

All members OF Fairmont Aerie No.
$50 are requested 10 be present at the
regular meeting Wednesday, Dec. 20,
rs matters Of vast Importance Will
come before the members.
(signed, w. R. RIGGS,
Worthy President
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

Our Christmas postals are special
ly nice at SC each. Clifford Kinkead's
store.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

The advance sale for Frank Deshon
in "The Office Boy" will open to-mor-
row wednesday, morning.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

Toilet sets In great variety.
CLYDE 8. HOLT
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

See our fancy goods. Larger line
than ever.
CLYDE s. HOLT.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

~ Wa. vIrgIaIaal IMaAs
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

Ask your neighbors II they are 20
Ing to hear the Fiddler's Contest
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-12-19

See A. c. lnkead at the Globe
Store before buying your Christmas
gifts.