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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-14
HILo GETS FOG SIGNAL

Capt. A. P. Niblack, of the U. S.
Lighthouse Service, Honolulu, sent up
last week On the steamer Kaiulani
two buoyS for Hilo bay and harbor.
Judging from the new buoy station
ed at the extreme northern end Of
Blonde Reef, at the mouth of the har-
Dor the federal authorities are labor
ing under the impression that the Hilo
coast is fog infested. for the former
dun buoy marking the entrance to the
harbor has been displaced by a whist
ling buoy. The incessant sounding of
the buoy has been heard by residents
of Hilo and vicinity throughout the
small hours of the day and night. The
intermittent mournful sound has been
described by some as the moaning of
the winds or a sick cow, the toot of
a japanese fisherman's horn or a
steamer in distress. People with SEN
sitive nerves have difficulty in driving
the sound from their heads and the
radius of its power rises with the
strength of the wind which blows the
sound inland five miles or more. The
buoy was located under the direction
of Pilot Fitzgerald, acting under in
structions from Capt. Niblack.
THE WAIAKEA SETTLEMENT.
Josephine Deyo, in a published re-
port of the Waiakea Social Settlement,
gives the following particulars:
The dispensary is a leading feature
of the work. Miss Sloper reported
that, for the months of December,
January, February and March, the
average daily calls have been respec-
lively thirty, ten. six and six, the pa
tients being mostly children. The
large number of cases in December
was due mainly to a prevailing skin
disease which is now under control.
DR.. Stow has responded about fifty
times sto Miss Slopers call, to treat
cases outside of a nurses domain.
The Sunday School is exceedingly
we'll attended. During each week. the
. reading room is open one afternoon
for children and one evening for
adults. a mothers meeting is held on
Friday and a weaving class on Sat
urday. The singing class. conducted
by Miss Potter, meets twice a week,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
Wanted.

Gentleman or lady with good rcf,r.
encc, to travel by rail ur with a rig
Salary $1,000 per year and trpcnscs,
salary paid weekly and expenses ad.
vane u Address. with stamp
Jos. A. ALEXANDER. Mar.on. Nv.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
Furious Fighting.

'For seven years" writes Geo. "
Hoffman, Of llarer Wash, Il had a
litter battle with chronic stomach and
liver trouble, but at last won. and
cured my diseases by the usc % Elre.
ric Bittcrs. ! unhcsitatingly recon.
mend them to all, and don't intend in
the future 10 be without them in the
house. They are certainly wonderful
medicine, to have cured such a bad
case as mine Sold under guarantee
to do the same for YOU, by Haynes &
Taylor, druggists. at jor a bottle. Try
them today.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Their little shirts began u wilt.
Aud cuffs and collars that were built
t. -'a-a o." beat. began 10 r,cl,.
And folded DER with many a welt.
But with a wink their Uncle Sam
SAID. Listen hcrcl Quite SURF I am
That Wilson'S Steam Laundry Ia the place
Where we'll renew departed grace "
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Within a case upon the street
The brownies saw some faces sWcc,
That seemed alive but they were not
And little Patrick on the SPIT
Declared he'd have bus ''pictcr TOOK
And Patrick knew jus, like a bpok
That J. l.. Stewart mapc the best. AMI .o
All had them taken there. YOU know
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
For HOmeseekers.

Cheapest rates less than one.
way fare for:the round trip to points IN
the Southwest, via Cairo Or Memphi..
and Cotton Belt Route.
Dates Of cheap rates Oct. 3 and L..
Nov. and q, Dec, 8 and ~.
Finest time To visit the Sou,hwcs,
,ce the crops aud locate a home.
Write Tor maps. literature and cost
~ ticket 10 any uoint.
l.. .. SCllAEFER. T. T.. A.
Cincinnati. Ohio.
=. W. lABEAUME. G. P.&TA
St Louis. No
Cotton Belt Route.l
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

And hithcr all the Brownies buds
Were sent. immersed beneath the aud.
They all regainci their former hic.
Why don't YOU DO AZ brownies dol
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

P'ciurc. booas II all descriptions.
Book 'u which o. write inscriptions.
NIaics and pencils, paper. pens.
'h,'i books, boss. girls. vrmrn's. mems.
I'M, wall paper, moulding, toys.
Every sort II homestead JOYS
That the finer nature Graves.
Eur which MN I'M L...l.h., hr...
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

We're found at Woods & Ormc's store
Man could not have thought " more
Oh the pleasant things u earth
Whence aesthetics had their birth
And the Brownies bought and bosgh,
With the money they had brought.
Till of wanting thcry was naurh,.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

from the uttermost limits Of Brownie land
As though they were conjurcd by unseen hand
Came all OF the busy little crowd
With hustle and hustle and laughter loud
To visit our own, new. beautiful town,
Through streets and avenues up and down
But not for pleasure did they come
From out the dainty Brownie home.
But bent on business, every one.
Their work must end ere play begun
Twas in great balloon they came
The Brownie Special" was ia name
And when they lighted, each one stumbled.
And clothes were ruined as they tumbled
But straight to Yandell- Gugenheim they few.
And soon were stru,ting in garments new
That IL like the bark on a sycamore tree
And each one said. How can Il be-
That they can sell good clothes so cheap.
And for the money such heap"
For never had the Brownies seen
Though they around the world had BEEN
Such splendid fitting garments sold
For such little stack Of gold
The Brownies are a tasty lot.
some things they like some they do no,
just like some bigger folks. and 10
That's why these dainty eater. 70
To NJ. Copher's grocery 10 trade.
Who keeps all dantcs grown OF made.
And all things else in eating stuff
little cash will buy enough
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

And now 10 please The inner man
With pro'iuci u the pit and pan.
The hungry brownies hustled cot
TO Ncw Marion Hotel . merry rout
And everything vas cooked just righ,
The quantity was "out o. sight
And every bite they had % eat
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The home Of knowledge. skill and care
20 haul their luggage FROM the rain
T. their hotel and back again.
transfer company was needed
S'cycryunc's advice they Needed
Marion Coal & Transfer Company wagons were empl
Anu the bus ride, too. the mpa enjoyed
when again they strike the town.
Marion Transfer Company will haul their traps Arou,
Their journey Nas 10 last day
And 81. before they vent away
They bought provisions Tor their teams
At prices they had heard IN dreams
No hcsitancy then they fct
In giving Williams a Cues the belt
For keeping the finest stock Of feed
For beast u milk or draft Of spe.d
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

There's not a wifclcss Brownie lad
But loves some Brownie girl like mad
And when her favor he would win
Tie knows just how be- should begin
Tie takes her straigh, In Haynes & Taylor's pla
Where smiles 81 radiance wrca,hc her face
As smoothing her locks of gold.
She takes the glass just so. or cold.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Hammer augcrs. square, and screws.
Hatchcts. nails. that an men use.
Levels. braces. chiseIs saws
Compascs Nth iron Jaws.
Lawn movrrs brushes. hosc and locks.
FIat-iruns, glass and vhctiinr rucks
q. this fuIl stock = tame is lcrion
Largest kcp, IN aIl 'his region
The man WIN made Oh, dictionary
Might ty to nam. N, things ihsy carry.
but all ln vain. Tfcrys nothing missed
Prom Cochran a rcscus' hardware lot
Also in paints thry keep the best
some furniture the BwNri,s n,cici
And a. their friends advice they hc,,lcd
They went % Nunn fuckers where the, found
Their every need and nov 'hcy sound
The praises uf the rouis the, bought
AZ Nunn fuckers store. AMI they uught.
=, fof SURE, ss,, Tat. we struck Il rich
Nho ever beard tciuv 81 sch'"
But something practical aras
Hha' e.sl o. us.a.... a..-. 'ta- ete,t.,
Or algtt else twas %, nc,i 1T stun
To COOK ami eat AMI we'll enough
Zach unc vas pleased Vhcn b, had gone
u" Morris a iai,s ryrry further a..
The ''oct was hr, fresh. clean complete.
And prices there cannot h. beat
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

That is the secret that entices-
Then every Brownie was delighted
And bought till other stores felt slix hte,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Also a hur.o had east shoe.
But every one knew What to Do.
They know a man who'd "lct en- kirk"
And tx that foot up very quick
To Adams a riercc's then. thvy went,
And horse and brownies we're ,uHtcnL
They'd often heard how they could mcnd
Any oil thing AMI suprrintCni the making
or any grvat hig undertaking.
dahv y Waruu. 80 - ap1sc.
FIX u hu wien n pot broke.
And the, Wcrv satisfied ~ know
NJ other wotl hut thrirs would 70
Among gvul ltoplr Who rcahFrd
The value II r,od men In nm enterprise.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

They All declared vas hard o. heat
To gain a thorough business kmoslc,igc
The Brownies sought business college
Twas harion High School where they found
The wisdom, ample and profound.
To Keep their book' and deal With hanks.
And not a Brownie IN their ranks
But knew hov interest comes AMI goes
And how the tide ~ traffic auuu
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Diamonds. cut glass. Natchcs. nngs
Even sort ~ pretty things
The brownies found at prices lo~
A. Low Cooks where wise folks 70
T. buy Their leNclry. and there
Tho hfoWncs learned What bargains wsr,
Re wise these imps' example heed.
Nhcnc'cr some icvclry you need
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Everything in the grocery line.
Tanned goods, fruits. and all that's fine.
Fell beneath the Brownies eyes.
Causing many glad surprise.
Coi'ecs' sugars. teas and spice
All good things that would cn,cc
Anyone. at II. Koltinsky's. they bought.
And at prices next to naught.
The dudclet's cye-glass broAs In two.
Which made his nibs look rather blue
But d.. 6. W Stone soon fitted hin
With glasses neither warped nor dim.
That pleased the dude and all the othersI
Likewise their sisters. aunts and brothers
Had glasses made and fitted there.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The little Chrucc had a tooth
That 90 bal panied the ycll5N youtl
And now a. ID bcvan 10 ihump.
And each wee fiber seemed 10 jump.
Tie hovlcd like Jericho. and ran
fu Dr. . y S.... a., SSa;.., ....
Who fixed the tooth up good ar new,
And did u withuu, hurting. zoo.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
A SAFETY THEATER.
b. H. MARSHALL, Architect Of lrequo1s,
Invents Novel Stage Roof.

=. H. MARSHALL, Architect of lrGquO1s,
Invents Novel Stage Roof.
Benjamin H. Marshall, architect Of
the Iroquois and Illinois theaters in
Chicago, VIII shortly announce plans
for theater in that city, the main fea-
ture Of which, will be cullulofd, COM
bustibIe roof over the stage, capable
Of being opened in case Of fire by press
ing a button, says Berlin special ca
Bile dispatch to the Chicago News He
proposes to set the theater on fire In
order to demonstrate publicly that the
blaze can be confined to the stage
"Berlin's royal theater," said Mr..
Marshall the other morning, which
was reopened recently after repairs
lasting year and costing $476,O0O, is
far less safe than any theater in Chi
cago. l made a private inspection OF
the theater under the guidance Of DR..
Possart, the theatrical censor, and
am able to say that, although the kali
ser reconstructed the theater in con-
sequence Of the Iroquois disaster, the
safety arrangements would be, wholly
Inadequate under our new ordinance.
Tt has fewer exits than the Iroquois
theater had before the fire. Chicago
demands four aisles. This house has
none at all except at the ends Of the
rows. All the theaters in Berlin, in
GLIDING the remodeled opera, are SINH
larly deficient
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
led All the Guests.

In the days of King George Ill. OF
England the Persian ambassador to his
court demanded, but was denied, prece-
dence over all other foreign representa-
tives. He refused to go to court, caus-
ing it to be reported abroad that he was
i'll. He met the prince regent at the
house OF the Lady Salisbury Of the
time. II am very sorry to offend your
royal highness by not going to court"
he said. Now, sir, my sovereign, he
tell me go first; your people say
must go last Now this very bad for
me when go back to Persia" So say
ing, he made a significant pass toward
his head, expressing decapitation. The
prince tried to appease him. but, sir,
you still angry with me. You have not
invited me to your party tomorrow
night. The prince explained that it
was only children's party, but the
ambassador might come il he chose.
He did choose, for lie went and, being
the only ambassador there, led all the
guests, thus scoring heavily for Persia,
which made him comfortable about the
neck again.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
Dement'S ~ Proper breathing.

The habit of slow, measured, deer
breathing that covers the entire luIsss
surface is of more value and impor>
lance than you will ever believe unit
you, have tried 1t, and when you havt
established the habit Of breathing in
this manner you will say some remark
able things in its favor. 1t will reach
all points of your physical system. All
the benefits that occur from healthy
condition of the blood will in greater
or less decree he yours For tho r ,.-,.,-,-
aid completeness with which the in
spifed air comes in contact with the
blood id the lungs are of the utmost i'm
portance to every vital process.-Chris-
tan Work and Evangelist
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
Restoring Faded Ink.

Faded ink on old documents, papers,
parchments, ETC., may be restored so
as to render the writing perfectly legi-
bic. The process consists in mofsten-
ing the paper with water and then
passing over the lines a brush which
has been wetted with solution Of
sulphide Of ammonia. The writing will
Immediately appear quite dark in color,
and this color in the case Of parchment
will be preserved. On paper, however,
the color will gradually fade again, but
on fresh application of the sulphide
of ammonia it will reappear. Writing
executed in ordinary ink which has
been rendered illegible by age may be
restored by carefully moistening it
with an infusion of gals or a solution
Of ferrocyanide of potassium slightly
acidulated with hydrochloric acid.
Care must be taken to apply the liquid
so as to prevent the ink from spread
ing.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13

A Scottish gillie was invited by the
laird to take pull at his flask after
gaffing the first fish Of the day.
II Gamma trink Cot bottle" protest
ed the gillie, with frown of disap-
prevail.
"Aweel, try, Sandy" said the laird
encouragingly. And Sandy tried-tried
SO thoroughly that the laird gazed in
mingled awe and admiration as the
whisky gurgled and gurgled out of the
flesk down the swarthy throat until
with scarce heel tap left in it, the
pocket piston was handed back to
the owner
''Hoot, Sandy, maybe We We're RIGHT
maybe We Gamma trink DOT Of bottle,
gasped the laird, with q mighty Sigh
.'but, eh. mon, ye'd soon leawi!!'--
Bailys Magazine,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
Kissing In the fiheafer.

Formerly there was no kissing in the
theater. The benevolent audience were
content to yawn and fall asleep. The
invention of kissing is no older than
1880 and took place at the first repre-
sentation OF "Aspar," a tragedy of
Fontenelle. so we are told by the poet
R0i In his. "Bfevet de la Calotte." A
farce was produced fn Bannister's time
under the title OF 'sFire and Water, =
II predict It's fate" said Bannister.
what fate?" whispered the anxious
author at his side. What fate*' said
Bannister. why. what can fire and
water produce but hissT'
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
The Wisconsin Central Ry

Reaches the principal points il,
Wisconsin, offering Pullman Sleepers
Free Reclining hair chair, modern
coa;'ls ~ | diaiiy IN | afe ,rvlc
b,tween hicag,, Milwaukee, Mani
towoc, aud St, Paul. Minneapolis
Ashltil 81 Dlttss. N,to,;tis,.
are made with diverVing lines at all
terminal points. Meals served Ia
carte. For tickets, sleeping car ~
reservation and further informa-
ton apply TO agents Of this company
or writo jas. c. Pond, Gen 1. Pass.
Agt., Milwaukee,, Wis
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
Manager Wanted

We desire to employ a trustworthy
LADY Or gentleman t. manage our
business II this County and adjoin-
ing territory. Our house is well ana
fayorably known.
$1,000 straight cash salary and ALI
expenses paid each week by check
direct from headquarters. Expense
money advanced; previous expert
ence urneces sarv; position pe,ma-
nent. Address Thomas Coosisr
Manager, 1910 Gaxlon Building
Chicago, Iii
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
In Light Distress.

A new term was heard the other day
An old lady and her two daughters
came into millinery store The young
women wore mourning hats. The old
woman said to the clerk: 81 want a
mourning hat. for am in mourning.
But my datter here" indicating, is
wilder of two years standing. and she
lis in light distress. Give her hat with
blue feathers Oh it."-Chicago News
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
Russian Recruits.

Russia is gathering her recruits.
abroad as well as at home. As an in.
stance a German newspaper mentions
the coDscription of Albrecht Won Il
mann. who is an opera singer at M.
relnbers. He is thirty three years ole
and married.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
A Tried aud True Friend

One Minute Cough Cure contains
not an atom Of any harmful drug,
and it has been curing coughs and
colds, Group aud whooping cough, so
long that it has proven itself to be
a tried and true friend 10 the MANY
who use it. Sold by Fox Bros.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
Sch oOIboy HumOr.

Etc. is a sign used to make believe
you know more than you do 8
The equator is menagerie lion run
ming around the center of the earth.
The zebra is like 4 horse. only striped
and used to- illustrate the letter z.
A vacuum is nothing shut up In
box. Definitions by London School
Children
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
That Was Dfnerenx..

Mrs. little What a beautiful world
1t must have been when there We're
only Adam and Eve init! There was
nobody to say nasty things about them.
Mrs. Tattle- But. then. they had no.
body to talk about. Mrs. Title Well, l
guess. after all. the world has improved
since their time. Boston Transcript.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
Heat In SimnIon Tunnel.

The heat u the part of the SimploD
sunnel which remains to be dug is SO
great that men can work only half an
hour az time, so that what has here
tofcre been j days work row takes \
fortnight
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
A Dreadful Disappointment.

"They say he was disappointed in
love-
Eyes. Her father failed in business
just week before the day set for ttss
wedding. - Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
The Bliss of Riches.

Money said the wise man. dee
not bring happiness"
"Oh. yes. it does" said the still wiser
man, IF you have just enough Of it,
Chicago Tribune.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
DON 7 20 seP1 s. : Ss z

You can be cured of any form, Of tobacco usi.ig
.ssily, be made we'll. strong, magnetic, full 81
new life and vigor by taking EN-7E-EAe5.
that makes weak ssrcslg Many gain
Ten pounds in ten days. over n CO TOB
cured All druggists. Cure guaranteed. hook.
~-.MEDR, CO.. Chicago a. New York 437
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13
City Officers.
Washburn Public Library Board.

N. n. Oscar, PRESIDENT w. Ell. Irish.
vice-presdent G. .. Sowder, secretary; w.
H. Irish, Charles Peterson, Mrs. VIM O'Neia.
d. e. Cameron. e. Bryan, Mrs. James A !.
Sheridan.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-04-13

World Should Not Lose the Benefit
of the Oil Kings 100000 For For
eign Missions-Why Bishop futile
WOUd Not Scrutinize.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-15
Calumet
Baking
Powder
pOSNoct In qualify.
~rNeANA In nPhoA

Prof. Tnsisssh went 70 Sioux Fails
MoTiay evening to take part in the
Fifteenth annual celebration OF tire
Mlanellaha Mands&ur which we be
li~vs the Professor organized In l>ssA
He MA given a royal reception AT the
hands af these famous Sioux Falls
singers, and came home happy In the
know ledge that the Mtnfiellalaa
MariS&as Is one OF the strongest
stnSifag societies In the northwest
Professor Indsesh has dens more for
music I'M this part OF the State than
any other maj we Snow Of He Is
also a composer af merit and Il leader
who has few equals
Miss Gsrsvisvs Rac&llCl 50 we'll
ard Ss tayprehly known to the Caneoa
ladies' rs the fashionable tgiRiEler tn
Miss HageS millinery paraors> left for
THE state es Washington Tuesday
where size expects To make her home
and visit Old Caates1 fstsslds oacs In I
while.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-15

! rerrian Dean anne In from Chicago
saturday to look after some business
matters and expects TO remain about
4 week. m
pr. Il. II, Stevenson the weil-Snown
eye, ear. nose and threat specialist OF
Sioux Falls will De in Canton THURSDAY
and Friday Dec 18th and Nth. ae the
| Rudolph Hotel Glasses also fitted
correctly Or. Stevenson needs no
introduction To the Canton people.
The Rudolph Sunday dinners are
locked forward To with delight by the
epicares, rs well as the Young people
wfst take this method af entertain
ink their friends and returning favorS
+, The Young gentleman who has no
convenience 81 his boarding house To
entertain friends can invite them Il
to dinner AMI thus repay many tavors
at Il single sitting.
President Keith OF the NatfOtral
Association of boauis OF pharmacy,
smokes no better cigars and wears no
liner broad cloth than when i'm eau
ton before his recent proenottoa to
the head OF the NattouaI Association
WtEeu the state hsSkPi Of pharmacy
meets here next meath We shall have
I chance tn enkay \ visit with RTr~
Keith and his fellow examiners Pres
meut Lewis OF the Druggists Mutual
Fire Insurance Ca. SAYS that ND
honor, no matter how high. could
ever disturb or rQtse the even tenor
OF Rro keitlrs> daily life He is a
oyal naSosan, i Druggist Mutual
hustler and u Setatlenan-