The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17

runs along the shore and put trunks there Twas
good sized dark and cheerful but small Twas
on various street by houses and
tory plants The peasantry city passed and fro
on pasturage between the sidewalks Twas, for
tho world Ike chorus when the Royal >a1ooziu
Is about to enter. N3}-
I'VE rubbing the dust off the machine and getting
fixed to start when big fine look
Ing white man in white clothes stopped at the aoor anu
looked In. We extended the invitations and ne waked
inside and sized He was chewing long cigar ana
wrnlng his eyes lively llke girl trying 70 az
eide which dress to wear to the party t4g4
New York; he says to me, finally Is
"'origlnally ana from time to time says. Hasn't
'It's simple says he when you know how It's the
ut Of the vest They don't cut vests right anywhere
else Coats maybe but not vests
1.-THE white man looks at Henry Horsecolar aud hesl-
tates.
"5'1njun' says Henry; tame Tnjun.'
.Mellinger, says the man-Iomer p. Mellnger.
Boys you're confscated You're babes IN the wood with
out chape,on referee and its duty to start you
going knock the and launch you proper
pelucd waters Of Sore toe kangaroo foul have
to be chrlsened. and II you'll come with me, I'll break
We'll, for two days Homer r Melnger did the honors
was the Royal Kafoozlum. II me and Henry was babes
In tho wood no Robin Redbdeast from tho top.
most bough Hin and Henry Horsecollar locked
and diversions Everywhere found doors open we
went in and set tho machine going. and Menger called
upon the people to observe the artfu music life
long friends, the two Seniors A1nercanos. me opera
house 10 house There was vino tintoan vino blanco
drink with every tune. The aborgincs had acqvire-
itself 10 the recollection, They chop the end Of q
cocoanut and pour In on the liquor OF 1t french
brandy and gin, We had them and other things, Il
mine and Henry's money counterfeit. Every
thing was on Homer r. Menger., That could find
rolls 81 bills In his clothes where Hermann the Wizard
couldn't have conured out an omelette: He coud nave
founded and had enough LEFT to buy the
his graft was, Ono evening he told us a
!" Boys says he. I've deceived YOU Instead Of a
frI4 Nnp IN is shO
years on the point OF Its jaw Yes, ] reckon can
the end OF any round choose. ! conhde in you be-
cause you my countrymep and guests even II you
committed an assault upon adopted shores wlth
the worst system Of noises ever set to music.
my Job Is private secretary to the President of this
Republic. my duties arc running It. I'm not head
lined In the bills the mustard tho salad
ing There ISM law before Congress, there Isn't
concession granted there ISM import duty levied
but what II T. Mellnger he cooks and seasons IT. In the
ing statesmen for dynamttein the back dictate
the policy Of the government You'd guess how
got tho pull It's the only graft Of Its kind In the
world, III put you wise, You remember the Stopliner in
copybooks-EIonesty is the best policy That's
It. I'm the only honest man in, this republie The gov
Il; the foreign Investors know IT. make the govern
ment keep It's faith II Is promised job, he gels
IT, II outside capital buys concession they get the
competition If Colonel Dlogenes were to flash his
lantern In this precinct he'd have my address inside OF
minutes There isn't big money In It, but it's
sure thing. and let's a man sleep Of nights,
THUS Homer p. Melinger made GRAFTON to me and
Henry Horsecoar in soretoe kangaroo And later he
Invested himself Of this remark:
Boys Pm TO hold soree this evening With gang
of leading citizens, and want assistance YOU
bring the musical corn shelter and give the affair the
outside appearance of function, There's important
business hand, but It mustn't show, talk to
people I've been panied for years account OF not
sometimes and I'd the entire perquses OF office
for Just hour to have stein and cavlare sandwich