The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-10
With the !. Long Rosu.
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ERo MARK of Chicago has asked the court to change
his Tt cold day for Zero when his parents
gave him .$3 s. @Es.@ @53 :
The cool put knl in the housekeeping microbe.
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m Kuropatkn is be recalled and dashng grand duke
sent retrieve the situation We foresee another
empty duea chair in the holy circle of the Russian nobility
~ Kansas coined new word 'turbicide Urbicides
those officials who allow the dust clouds to drive Hen
nepin avenue people crazy: ~ <@iTs* @~ 1893,
Il The New York World had dispatch from Toxic that
threw interesting light old friends who Thought
nit Nogi'' The dispatch says go 81
* Nog and his veterans from Port Arthur have
swept everything before them in their swift advance.
.Nogs reveng in field work, which after the
81 Port Arthur SIEGE they regard chld's play. =
This indicates that the rush line Of Nog boys is not to
be trifed with. ..... -
Il Welcome Mimi has been given slight eyeopener The
Welcome creamery has always bought its coal by the carload
lot but it has received word from the coal barons that no
would be shipped unless the paid ~ cents
ton commission to the Welcome coal dealers. Why? o. just
because If the creamery doesn't like this DEAL it may burn
its ashes ~' ..~. 49,: ...>~.....
On March 49, 1902 big blizzard blew up, down, with
the mercury to degrees below Keep your-over-
coat on
a.: ..>... 1922 $50. : - ,~':~
tto please call the office and 1quidate atounded
by the advent in the business department of horde Of
thirsty patriots whose acquaintance with the word used
acquired in cooquaf way rather than from the pages OF
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The New York World recounts the sad throw-down Of
another su professor this by M lie Comte Passajac
member Of the New York Wool Exchange, but for
nery might be gathered from his name Of La Belle
France M lie Comte with muscles like steel cords and the
pink of perfect health on his cheeks stood talking with
1onIc RrooJu ofonfoxty
Enter strong, young Japanese gentleman o. Takumoto
shumatago San. He is all to the poitesse He gives forth
cards. He is professor. l.: .' - '
''Perhaps' says he tsome of the honorable commute-
gentlemen may learn of the noble of su?
Who would like to break the bones the muscles of
the footpad the hodup the assassin who upon
the commuter unawares? ''' ~ $500 =: '*$ '
'You to the count! cried dozen voices eff you
do anything with him are all your pupils. 49," -
"But pardon' exclaims Takumoto, making low bow,
pardon but the bones Of the aged clay I might
break the honorable old Comte de Passajac in two'
The counts white mustache bristled like the white tusks
Of wild boar Of the Arlennes His blue eyes cleaned
colder than Toledo blades. @~ :'5':T" 80
'Ha cried NJ lie Conte See here your total release
Monsieur and forthwith he drew his goldmounted fon-
tain pen and wrote and signed document absovng Tak-
motto from responsibility for any breakage of bones to
him. his heirs and assigns forever together with all fefs;
messages and hereditaments thereunto appertaning
All to the tahasco, honorable STRIP replied the iu-
tsu expert folding the paper and tcng in his change
pocket. "'5' :: So :3".'.. $500 'Z"t% I:
Gomte de Passajac George Farbachs $50 the Jap
prince Max Zimmerman plunged So Of cigars
the count against the cigars of Uncle Abe Powell
and George Davis: 49, - "':>' = '*' ~ = -
EN- garde!' cried NJ lie Comte de Passajac standing
qerect poplar Of Lombardy 1'' <'%
I O. Takumoto shumagato San came forward on tptoe
He crouched His black eyes shone like onyx beads
Ss-ss-ss-ss he gasped, exutany he leaped in the
and bounced the left of the He just
about to break that stout into 2641 pieces
Sharper than serpent TOOTH far far swifter the
right thumb of NJ lie Coe de Passaac dared the eye
of Takumoto.> . *:~<: : ""* -. :: >"'@' -. ="
The Jap let go his su grip, danced feW steps and
clapped both hands to his injured eye M le Come de
Passajac with a movement swift as to defy the sight,
kicked the Japanese gentleman feet under him
M lie Conte de Passajac stood there alone smiling; I'M
perturbable. - 81" '@s's: @7 ~': -: "'%* 's" :~S~
tMessieurs! exclaimed M lie Cote de Passajac II
engage that the utsu has learned we'll his lesson
Believe the sinuous indirect mind Asia cannot vet
deal with the direct quick-acting mind Of the west
DR.. Hills, the Brooklyn pastor considering the cues
ton whether Idiots should be killed BIRTH Peo
pile Of these materastc tendencies always anxious
to kill somebody! What's the matter with curing them
We hear of much running to and fro and see much
bandishng about Of the torch Of science enlightenment
and civilization. To what purpose pray all this cutlery
leads to the slaughter Of the helpless the chloroform
ing Of the experienced. When two national parties are
formed in favor Of killing and the other of curing we
going to think seriously Of joining the latter. .
locomotive engineer stated that he hated to run
people, it mussed his engine up So We hate
people It the national and the gen
eral warmth Of heart gets calluses on it.. A J. r.
What the lNa,1ket Affords.
IA ICHIGAN cream cheese Is cents.