Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-07-15
AS YOU LIKE IT.
some Stray Leaves From a Rsporter's
 Note Book.

NOI0 noon.
 News from Rome says that the pope
 b to become the publisher of news
 paper. The publication will take the
 form of a weekly gazette, and will De
 Issued in September. It will be print
 ed by the Vatican press and is to be
 the sole official organ of the Holy II See The objeca is ao prevent the l spreading of inaccurate reports and to l avoid the now common occurrence ] whereby private and imprudent eX- pressions of opinion by various cler1- { ral or semi-clerical journals comprom- < se the Holy See.
 \ The wonderful growth of Chicago Is \ brought to mind by the announcement
 that Alexander Beaubien, the first
 white male child born in that city. Is i seriously i'll at the age of S3. sixty lcres of land, now included in the busy E retail district of Chicago were pur- K chased by Beaubien's father from the N government at $125 an acre, but the H title was contested, and the federal supreme court decided against him. MT \ Beaubien when he was Is years old N shot the last bear killed in Chlcaeo. N When he was born, January 29, 1892, N what is now one of the most populous rities of the world was an Indian v1l-
 lage
 q don't suppose many people stop < to think that the formation Of thelr teeth is an indica tion of their temper 4 ament," said a dentist the other day. tDid you ever see a person with long. x narrow teeth who had not very ner-
 Vous, high-strung temperament! Did 4 you ever see a person with short, broad teeth who was not somewhat phleS- ma'tic and cheerful? 1 often wonder
 when the pretty girl opens her mouth to show her ivory white teeth if she realizes that some of us are sizing up
 her disposition. I unconsciously fall Into the habit of looking at the teeth of the people I meet socially and cnoos- Ing my acquaintances accordingly. That is one of the reasons why false teeth ought to be made exactly like the original set. They have to fit the tenn perament of the wearer.'
 4 man, once upon time, 'tls said, who was LOO economical osubscrlbefor l his home paper sent his lite boy co borrow the copy taken by his neighbor. In his haste the boy ran over S4 stand of bees and in ten minutes looked like q warty summer squash. His cries reached his father, who ran. to his as sistance, and, failing to notice barb ed-wire fence, ran into it, breaking 1t 1f,,1 nf Hosh from his anatomy and ruining S5 pair or pants. The old COW took advantage of the gap in the fence and got into the cornfield and filled herself eating
 green corn. Hearing the racket the wife ran. upset a four gallon churn Of rich cream into a basket of kittens, drowning the whole flock. In her nur- " she dropped her S25 set of false teeth The baby. left alone. crawled through the spilled cream and into the
 parlor. running S20 carpet. During the excitement the oldest daughter ran AWAY with the hired man. the dog
 broke up eleven setting hens. and the
 calves got out and chewed the tails of four fine shirts.
 ''Was that fake itemf said prominent Baldwin street bachelor to the AS You Like It man, referring to the article in the paper the other night stating that Attorney Guilfoile is look ing for suitable partner for hand some young woman with splendidly furnished tenement. He was assured that it was all on the level. and then he wanted to know if the things were paid for, adding that if they were he might give the attorney call. but if they were put in on the installment plan it was another matter. The writer said he didn't know about that, but from what he had heard regarding the young woman's means he had req son to believe that there wasn't dol lar due on them. '.Humph.' he ut tered. as he turned to wait on GUS toner. "I should think if there was a very big bargain there Guilfoile would want it himself. and if he didn't there are enough reporters hanging around for snaps of that kind" The pres ence of few more customers shut out any chance for further discussion of the question, but judging by what the gentleman said he Is turning the mat ter over in his mind and like as not Mir Guilfoile has already had one ap- plicant from Baldwin street for the hand of the Brooklyn belle The item created a lot of talk in all sections O. the town and while many didn't con sider it anything out of the way. others thought it very unusual method O: getting into the matrimonial market It is in this country. but in some parts of the world it is quite common and people don't wonder at an announce pent of that sort no more than they Nn at an engagement notice here.