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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
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GATHERED GEMS.


When the Missouri mule gets ever
into Manchurla he'll proceed to kick
some Of the kinks out Of those Russian
names.
You can never convince those Kan
SAM that making Deacon Rockefeller's
pipe lines q common carrier is a pipe
dream.
Probably Hannah Elias poor old
Plat wishes be had been chloroform.
ed at the age Of so, before he began TO
cousn up.
Dr.. 0sler's suggestion that all per-
sons over sixty years of age should be
chloroformed is opposed by the Chorus
Girls Union.
The saying lie, Friendship is just a
name; but half the time, when you
get in trouble, it tells the judge it amt
got any name.
The Chinese government Is to re-
ceive $500 a thousand for all the
Chinese coolies shipped to the South
African mines.
Secretary Hay will probably con-
tinue to hold the arbitration treaties
''nozzle agin the bank till the last
galoot's ashore"
The mayor lost his religion and one
eye, yesterday, taking down the stove.
pipe, and incidentally swore the shin
giles of the shed.
The Gear has sent a special messen-
ger to Manchuria to investigate and
report il conditions are as bad there as
they are at home.
His guarded palace is the safest re-
is a good restful berth in a place like
the vice-presidency.
A medical authority declares that
frequent yawDing is a most healthful
exercise. To be healthy, read the
Congressional Record.
The Senate need not have been so
hasty in barring flowers from the SEN
ate chamber. No n was preparing
to throw any bouquets,
After the freeze the thaw-after the
snow the slop. There is the starting
of a hrst-class poem if we had the
time to hammer it out.
A Bulgarian physician says that the
putrefactlve organisms in SOU milk
are not only harmless, but a "very
great benefit to health"
Problem for the arithmetic class: II
Niedringhaus loses one vote a week,
how long will 1t take the Missouri leg
islature to elect a senator?
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

through the advice of Mrs. Pinkham,
of Lynn, Mass, which is given to sick
women absolutely free of charge.
Mrs. Pinkham has for many years
made a study of the ills of her sex ;
she has consulted with and advised
thousands of suffering women, who
to-day owe not only their health but
even life TO her helpful advice.
Mrs. Fannie d. Fox, of 2 Chestnut
Street, Bradford, Pa, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
II suffered for a long time with womb
trouble, and finally was told by my physician
that I had a tumor on the womb. l did not
want to submit to an operation, so wrote you
for advice. / received your letter and did as
you told me, and to-day / am completely
cured. My doctor says the thmor has disaps
peared and l am once more a we'll Woman.
/ believe Lydia f.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the best medicine in the world for
women
The testimonials which we are con-
stantlypublishingfrom grateful women
establish beyond a doubt the power Of
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound to conquer female diseases.
Women suffering from any form Of
female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs.
Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. She asks
nothing in return for her advice. 1t Is
absolutely free, and to thousands Of
women has proved to be more precious
than gold.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
proper treatment Of Pneumonia

Pneumonia is too dangerous a dis
ease for anyone to attempt to doctor
himself, although he may have the
proper remedies at hand. A physician
should always be called. 1t should be
borne in mind, however, that pneu-
mOnia always results from a cold or
from an attack Of the grip and that by
giving Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
the threatened attack Of pneumonia
may be warped of. This remedy Is
also used by physicians ia the treat
ment of pneumonia with the best re-
suits. DR.. w. j. Smith, OF Sanders,
Ala, who is also a druggist, says Of it:
81 have been selling Chamberlain
Cough Remedy and prescribing 1t in
my practice for the past six years. I
used Il in cases Of Pneumonia and
have always gotten the best results "
Sold by Bearden g King.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
FOR WOMEN
AND WOMEN ONLY.
Much That Every Woman Desires to
Know About Sanative, Antiseptic
Cleansing and the Care Of the
Skin, Scalp, Hair, and Hands.
WHAT CUTICURA
DOES FOR WOMEN

Too much stress cannot be placed
on the great value Of C~uticura Soap,
Ointment, and Pills in the antisep-
tic cleansing of the mucous sur
faces, and of the blood and circulating
fluids, thus a~fording pure, sweet, and
economical local and constitutional
treatment for weakening alterations,
inhammations, itchings, irritations,
relaxations, displacements, pains, and
irregularities peculiar to females.
Hence the Cuticura remedies have a
wonderful influence in restoring
health, strength, and beauty to weary
women, who have been prematurely
aged and invalided by these distress
ing ailments, as well as such sympa-
thetic Affections as anemia, chlorosis,
hysteria, and nervousness.
Women from the very first have
fully appreciated the purity and sweet
ness, the power to afford immediate
relief, the certainty of speedy and
permanent cure, the absolute safety
and great economy which have made
Cuticura the standard humour rem
edy of the civilized world
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
PURE FOOD.
Pure Whiskey and the Effects of
Impure Whisky.

Unless tho rectihers are too strong,
the present session Of Congress is GO
ing to pass a Pure Food bill and include
whiskey. If they do, and these recti-
fers are forced to put the Cross Bones
and skull on their products, no man
will ..be foolish enough to buy It, al
though they do it now, aud some with
the knowledge that it is not the genu-
inc article.
Who is to blame for this poisonous
stuff? No one but the consumer him
self. There are two reasons for this.
Some want whiskey ~thattastes pleasant,
others want it cheap. To the first,
they should know that 100 per cent of
ale is standard for pure liquor,
and 100 per cent Of pure whiskey win
not drink as pleasant as water. The
Indians calledit Fire Water. This was
before our f%orefathers knew anything
about thenew way of making imitation
whiskey. II was all pure then, conse-
quently, hot, SC it is to day when it is
pure. To the second, the tax on every
gallon of 100 per cent Alcohol is 10,
aud this alone is sufficient to make any
whiskey cost more than some want to
pay for it, and if whiskey is sold cheap
tits sold mean, that is when it is sold be-
low the possible cost of production.
Whiskey bought at 100 per cent Of
AlcAohol may be too strong for most
people, but they always have the priyil-
eye in buying pure whiskey of adding
water to suit their taste, and not pay
ing anywhere from $500 to $500 for
water, which is surely plentiful most
anywhere.
Premier Pure,
The Whisky for Family Use.
Sold by
P. R. LANCASTER & CO.,
OwENsBoRO, KENTUCKY.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08


The word "America," to designate
the New World, was used for the first
time in the Martin Waldeemuller map
of 1907, a copy of which has recently
been presented to President Roose-
welt.
A Danish engineer recently built a
vessel after the lines of Noah's ark, as
laid down in the Bible. 1t made a
craft of BOG tons. It made a trial trip
neal Copenhagen and proved a good
sea boat.
A French physician, DR.. Foucalt,
has found that in 10, 048 deaths investir
gated by him, 100 or z per cent, result
ed from cancer. He could not find
that heredity was a factor in the case
of the disease.
The Russian students have adjourn
ed from SCHOOL in order't to take a hand
in the revolutionary programme.
There may be no students to ttend
the Russian universities after the rev.
olution is over.
Anxious Wife-Judging by your
photograph, which you inclose, we
should advise you to get a divorce if
you want your husband to stop drink
ing He can't quit with that face al
ways near him.
These Siamese twin notions seem to
be trying to tear themselves apart,
Austri- Hungary and Norway Sweden
are about as harmonious ove their
hyphens as a pair of Kilkenny cats tied
to a door knob.
Among the the curiosities Of Canton
are shops where erickets are raised for
fighting, as the Philippines fighting
cocks. The Chinese gamble on the
results. and a good fighting cricket is
sometimes sold Tor 500.
Irrigation plans already outlined in
California, Oregon and the Dakotas
will involve the expenditure, in round
numbers, of S27 600, 600 ana reclaim
1 1000, 900 acres Of land, capable Of sup
porting q population Of 500, 900.
General applause followed the adop-
ton Of a Joint resolution by the House
authorizing the return by the Secreta-
~ of War Of Union and Confederate
battle flags to the respective States In
which the regiments which bore them
were organized.
The Vienna police are about to ex-
periment with a phOnUgraph IN taking
a prisoners answers to the questions
asked in the preliminary examination,
so that when the actual trial takes
place there may be no dispute as to
what was said.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
Strikes Hidden Rocks

When your snip Of health strikes the
hidden rocks Of Consumption, Pneu-
mouia, etc, you r lost, If you don't
get help from DR. Kings New Discov-
cry for Consumption. ]. ". McKin-
non, Of Talladega Spring, Ala, writes :
SCI have been very i'll with Pneumonia
under the care of two doctors, but was
getting no better whenI began to take
DR.. Kings New Discovery. The first
dose gave relief, and one bottle cured
me- Sure cure for sore throat, bron
chitis. coughs and colds. Guaranteed
by ali druggists, price 500 and e1.OO.
Trial bottle free.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
TORTURING HUMOR
Cured by CutiCura.

'fI suffered FIVE years with aterrible
itching eczema, my body and face be-
ing covered with sores. Never in my
life did 1 experience such awful suffer-
ing, and I longed for death, which l
felt was near. 1 had tried doctors and
medicines without success, but my
mother insisted that l try Cuticura.
1 felt better after the first application
of Cuticura Ointment, and was soon
entirely well. Mrs. A. Etson, Belle
vue, Mich.
Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and Pills are sold throughout
theworld Potter Drug s. Chem. Corp, Boston, SOleP r0ps.
RH-Send for Book for Women"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

If you amt got wisdom enough to
get out of a shower of rain, you ought
not to raise a howl When the other
fellow steals your umbrella.
A Chicago woman sued a man for
hUggng her and was given 81 dam
ages, which was probably about SO
cents more than IL was worth.
It's real mean Of The Chicago Jour
nal DO 60 noisin' around in the junk
heaps Of the past when it says "Steve
Klkins seems to be running a star route
in connection with the railroads."
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08


II is said that the eagle mates but
once. The eagle has more sense than
the shape Of his head would indicate.
The jury in the Hannah Elias case
decided that there is no law to prevent
a man from making afo0l Of himself.
Hannah Elias is doubtless glad that
ola mar Platt didn't get his dose of
%ehloroform when he was sixty years of
age.
no wonder tho wife Of Grand Duke
Sergius mourns the death of her hus-
band. His salary was S1,5O0,000 a
year.
Charity not only covers a multitude
Of sinners, but she is obliged to have
cover enough to hide some of the
saints.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

Not being attorney general now,
probably Phil Knox doesn't accept
any of the responsibility for the ad-
ninistration's amucky feeling.
Not satisfied with being the founder
Of the frenzled finance school of litera-
ture, Tom Lawson is about to found
the frenzied finance platform.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
GRAY

DIR. j. L. Edwards, Brownsville,
Tenn, says he is to certify that I
have used the 20 th, Century Hair Tonic,
and while have had accea to az the
latest and best remedies in, use ny the
specialist Of the world. ! find the 10th
Century HAIR TONIC the best, safest
aud surest remedy I have ever found
that would change gray hairs to its
natural color Sold &c Oh drug stores.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

A striking illustration Of the ones
MAJ rule that obtains IN the national
House Of Representatives, Is realized
in Speaker Cannon's power 10 forbid
an appropriation for pablo buildings
that an overwhelming majority Of
Congress deems necessary.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
Startling Mortality.

Statistics show startling morality,
frem appendicitis aud peritonitis. To
prevent and cure these awful diseases,
there is Just one reliable remedy, DR..
Kings New Life Pills. M. Flannery,
OF IA Custom House Place, Chicago,
says: 'They have no equal for Consti.
patton and BiliOuness." 25o at all
druggists.
The fans are simply itching to perch
themselves on the bleachers aud watch
results.
We hope March will be good by
remembering the horrible example OF
February.
Russia would be much better of II
some OF her old grand dukes were
OsleriZed.
No use wasting time trying to culti-
vate wisdom. Once you got 1t, it cul-
tivates you.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

The publication Of a spring poem is
no excuse for taking of your hannels.
A fashion note says bah dresses are
to be cut lower Ia the back. Here.
stop i'll
It Is altogether evident that Russia
Is troubled with a bad case OF "vox
pOpuli.n
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

twas only in 1865 that the Emper-
or repealed the law ~forbidding japan
ese subjects to leave their own coun-
try. In 1900 there were 124, 600
japanese living abroad. fifteen o.
whom were Ia Russia.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
Inflammatory RheumatIsm Cured.

William Shaffer, a brakeman of Den
nison, Ohio, was confined to his bed
for several weeks with inhamma'ory
rheumatism. 81 used many remedies, "
he says. ''Finally l sent to McCaws
drug store for a bottle of Chamber
lain's Pain Balm, at which time l was
unable to use hand or foot, and in one
weeks time was able to 60 to work as
happy as a clam" For sale by Bear
den & King.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
pay aoops ANp cLoTHINe.
81. s. ELLIOTT 3 son.

TRY GOODS, Clothing, Boots and Shoes,
- Hats. etc. Our prices, quality of goods
considered, are the lowest In the city. BY fair
dealing and honest business methods, we al
ways rely on holding a customer whenh he has
once favored US with his trade. Okolona.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
The COIOnePs waterloo.

Colonel John NJ. Fuller, of Honey
Grove, Texas, nearly met his Waterloo
from Liver and Kidney trouble. In a
recent letter, he says: Il was nearly
dead, of these complaints, and although
1 tried my family doctor, he did me no
good; so got a SOC bottle of your great
Electric Bitters, which cured me. |
consider them the best medicine on
earth, and thank God who gave you
the knowledge to make them Sold
and guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia,
Biliousness and Kidney Disease, by all
druggists, at SOC a bottle.
''How may men become more popu-
lar with women?" asks a magazine
article. Ask johann Hoch.
Beef prices remain the same. The
packing house trust explains that it is
the local retail Dealers trust.
The Russian Minister Of France has
raised the question of the creation in
Russia Of chambers of commerce.
We haven't had a thunderstorm this
season, bat the WOman's Right Con-
vention meets here next Tuesday.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
ALL SICK WOMEN
SHOULD READ MRS. FOrS LETTER
In All Parts OF the United States Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Has Erected Similar Curea

Many wonderful cures Of female ills
are continually coming to light which
have been brought about by Lydia E..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
A FavOrite Remedy for Babies.

It's pleasant taste and prompt cures
have made Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy a favorite with the mothers of
smell children. 1t quickly cures their
coughs and colds and prevents any
danger of pneumonia or other serious
consequences. 1t not only cures Group
but when given as o as the croupy
cough appears will prevent the attack.
For sale BY Bearden and King.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

The United States Express Company
does not think Senator Plat should be
ch%loroformed.
Misery is so fond of company she'd
walk ten miles to set up with a funer-
al ten minutes.
Nan Patterson is again occupying a
conspicuous place on the stage of IN
enviable notoriety.
A Chicago man killed himself in a
thester Sunday night. Some ballots
are certainly deadly.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
FURNITURE
r. w. CHANDLER,

NURNITURE and Undertaking, stoeklargeE
= than in any n~eighbOring town, and kept
fully up-tO-date. Fine line OF wall paper and
supplies Undertaking and Em-
balming with modern equipment.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

It is we'll to divorce the Panama ca
nal from politics, but it is better to
divorce it from graf.
Grand Duke Vladimir has been Of
fcially advised by the Russian terror
lists to get off the earth.
DR.. Osler has solved the question,
What shall we do with our ex-presi-
dents? Chloroform them.
The city has gone to the country in
this rapid age. Farmers daughters
are clipping in automobiles.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
Incredible Brutality.

It would have enincredible brutal
ity if Chas. F. Lemberger, of syracuse,
N. Y, had not done the best he could
for his suffering son. 'My boy he
says, "cut a fearful cash over his eye
SOL applied Bucklen's ATnica Salve,
which quickly healed it and saved his
eye" Good for burns and ulcers too.
Only 25c at all drug stores.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
I'd.

A TTORNEY AT Law Office up stairs over
"A pOstOfice, 0kolona, Miss. VIII practice
In all the courts Of Miss, Federal and State.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08

Okolona Professional & Business Men.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-08
w. D.FRAZEE.

PROFESSIONAL MEN.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-12-24
Arr
AyTOIMllIL.

= ( .an .
En- unos gTandes talleres austTlacos, ms
talados en- Wiener Neuestad, 4 treinta kl-
l6nletros, Sc ACADIA de fabricaT un caTTuaje
autom6yil blindado que puede transportar
una ametralladora 8 un canon de tiro raj
pido, no solo por las carreteras sino 4 ira
YES de los campos.
Este modelo pos6e un motor de cuaren-
ia eaballos y realiza un gran adelanto por
10 que hace Ia rapidez de poder empla-
Ear una baterfa en- un punto dado. Las
cuatro ruedas son motrices, estan blinda-
das tambi6n gracias & Ia manera como
estan montadas pueden subir u bajar no
solo pendientes muy rapidas sino salyar
desniveles de metro Y medic dos METROS
Los ensayos han dado magnffcos result
tados los cafiones han atrayesado toda
clase de terrenos con gran facilidad. FL
carruaje que esta destinado q transportar
una ametralladora y sus municiones, esta
provisto de un asiento para el conductor y
de una casamata para el canon su sir
viente
Tambi6n en- Berlin Sc ensay6 hace pocos
dias un autom6yil parecido. Asistieron q
las pruebas el ministro de la Guerra y mu-
chos iefes y oiciales de artillerfa ingenie-
ros, que quedaron muy satisfechos del re-
sultado obtenido.
En- un combate donde luchen infanterfa
contra infanterfa, esas baterfas POGO menos
que inYulnerables al fuego de fusil, han
de ser de gran utilidad en- un momento
dado pueden deeidir del exito de la lucha.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-12-24
H h0gar della lnadre
del presidente
Roosevelt.

En- su reciente vista al surEde los Esta-
dos Unidos, el presidente Roosevelt Sc de-
tuyo en- Roswell. Georgia, que es eI lugar
del nacimiento de su madre, en- donde Sc
encuentra muy bien preservada ain la
mansion en- que pas6 los primeros afios de
su vida
De hecho. en- toda la poblaci6n, exeep-
tuando unos pocos de rostros nueyos todo
Sc encuentra en- el mismo estado como
cuando la madre del presidente dej6 Ell
lugar hace unos cincuenta amos como no
via para casarse.
En- Roswell Sc eneuentTan todayfa tres
personas vivas de las que preseneiaron la
boda son, la sefioTa Baker, actual iefe
de Ia casa Darlington; Guillermo jackson,
sacristan de la iglesia presbiteriana, y
Gracia Robinson, conocida mas bien con
el nombre de 'la tie Gracia,o doncella de
Martha Bulloch y la cual ayud6 q vestir
4 Ia .senorita' para el gran acontecimiento
de su vida.
La tradicion cuenta que esta siTvienta
desliz6 en- el seno del yestido blanco de
razo de la novia una pezunita de conejo.
La casa dc los Bulloch la construy6 en-
1851 el senior f. p. Bulloch, padre de
Martha Bulloch, la madre del presidente
Sc educ6 y creci6 en- Ia dicha poblaci6n de
Roswell, que es un pueblo como de 200
habitantes la orilla del rio Chattahoo-
chee, bien conocido por sus fdbricas de
hilados y tejidos de algod6n.
Cuando fu6 muchacha la madre del pre-
sidente pasaba por una de las muchachas
mas bellas de la aldea, cuando en- 1855
Sc convirti6 en- la seflora Roosevelt, todo ell
pueblo Sc congreg6 para verla partir.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-12-24
ayudarse.

DEsPUEs DE PROBAR todos los engano
scs remedies que Sc anuuCisn es cuando mas
Sc agradece la eficaoia RADICAL del Diges-
two Mojarrieta, cuya superioridad esta uni
versalmente confrm8da.
Curaciones desesperadas en- personas bien
conocidas que 10 tomaron durante tres me-
ses son las que 10 han hecho glorioso, pero
un solo estuche produce mejor efecto que
una docena de fr8scos de cualquier otro re-
medic; porque- ademas de ser el dnico verda-
dero iurativo radical del est6mago y del ms
testiao, sin engafiosa acci6n calmante, es Di-
gestivo Purifcador de los alimentos.
Sc debe exigir que ceda hoStia tengs gra-
bado el nombFe Digestive NJ jarrieta.
Dep0sito general de las Farmacias de Blan-
CO Co, Ramon Almazan Fidel Guillerme-
ty, en- San Juan de Puerto Rico; de venta
3 las prinoipales Droguerias de Europa y
America.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-12-24
l LA YITLA DE MADRID .aoaha 4

LA VILLA DE MADRID acaba de
recibir de Paris un espl6ndido shrtido de
trajes bordados y calados para seforas pa
no para billar, francs, canlisetas, crepe, da-
mascos de seda en- colores para poTtiers
corbatas, (iltimos modelos de Parfs) asi
como los mejores cuellos y pufios de hilo
encajes de Bruselas, tiras bordadas de Sui
"a, casimires y elasticotina para frac smo-
king (casa exclusive y un gran sprtido de
perfumerfa. La Villa de Madrid" es la
tienda mas surtida de Puerto Rico y reco-
mendamos las personals de gusto hacer
una vista. San Francisco 81. Tel6fono
273. San Juan, Puerto Rico
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-12-24

Preneios & los Gmponegates sobre Ei6retas.
Sc sortearan todos los amos entire los que
mas Sc distingan por su constancia en- Ell
Ahorro. .~. n.
HorGs de Cqja: Para las imposiciones
De 5 & 103 de la mafiana, y de / a 81
de la tarde los dfas laborables; y de 81 4
102 de la mafiana los domingos. Para la
extracciones, las mismas horas excepto los
domingos. -
RegJCmentO de Ia Secci6n: Las personas
que interesen mas pormenores sobre las
imposiciones, extracciones manera de IL
quidar intereses, etc. pueden solicitar Un
eiemplar en- Ia Gaia. H.