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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

A woman who knows how To save
hk strength In her daily work has
Invented these simple devices. which
Iho uses on ironing days, She has
made a little floor pad three inches
thick. big enough TO stand comfort.
ably upon. Il IL used when she stands
IN front OF tho ironing board. with the
result that she Is far less tired at tho
end OF the day. Another laborsaying
device is a little board. which can be
held on the lap. so that she can sit
down while she IA ironing all the
small pieces. napkins. collars. stock
ings and tRndterchiefs
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

Strange beliefs liugcr In many out.
ofthc.way corners Of Britain. In Dcv.
unshlrc, for Instance. the country folk
still make "cramp rings" out u old
coffin handles, aud bracelets forged
out Of nails on which suicides have
hanged them elves are worn by equity
people. and deemed slngularly enica
cious.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

~ INTNTCN


The vest pocket paddock Is not
lock which is designed to securely
guard the contents Of the vest pocket
but one which may be carried In the
vest pocket and used on a door when
Is deficient In some good and reliable
fastening. There are said TO be many
instances when such an Implement
will serve the owner In good stead
Travelling men. for instance, are ire
qucntly compelled to put up at lnis
risr hotels. where the proper atten'
ton u not given TO the details OF tue
establishment and the matter Of locks
and similar things. regarded as OF M
nor import. are overlooked. Then,
again. the traveller is often compelled
In an emergency TO put up with q
room which IL unsulted for the pur'
pose. with doors and windows I'M
guarded. Armed with n couple OF the
devices referred TO he can with litte
trouble make himself secure against
the visits Of thieves. The apparatus
consists OF Nat steel strip. with one
end turned mp and scrrated. and a
small steel casting. For use the cast
ing Is slipped on the strip, the strip
is inserted In the door frame so that
its teeth enter the jamb. the door Is
pushed shut firmly. forcing the teeth
far into the jamb. and the casting Is
replaced on the strip and locked In
position by turning the thumhscrew'
with this device II Is impossible. II Is
said. for a marauder to enter room
without using sufficient force to tear
out a section Of the door lamb.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
Improved serewdrlver.

The latest Improvement In the way
OF a screwdriyer provides for q
monkey wrench attachment for use
when powerful pressure must be
brought to bear where II is desired Ia
remove screws which have become
securely Embedded In their places by
means Of rust or other reasons. This
new implement is made with a square
shank OF rather stout proportions, and
this enables the workman TO make
use OF a monkey wrench In coniunc'
tion with the screwdrlyer, and thus
the most hrmly imbedded screw may
be easily dlslodged.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
Liver Disease.
-

sion, sometimes sour stomach, "heart-
burn" nausea and water braah, Z"
hatulency, and acrid eructations; tho
bowels become Irregular, usually con-
stipAted, and occaHionhlly subject TO
dinuhea, attended with colicky pains.
The foregoing symptoms are not all
present Ia any one case, nor are any
two cases alike In every respect.
The only way 30 help n disOrdered
liver Ii 10 treat il as il is.-the great,
organic, human filter. Doctor Pierce'a
Golden Medical Discovery cisdnses and
this most important organ by la won
deriul Alternative power. For bilious
ness, indigestion, weak stomach, and
kindred ailments, the " Golden Medical
Discovery Ia a most efficient remedy.
DR r. V. PIERoE. Bunalo, N.Y.
Dear Su-ln the year 1879 ] had an attack
doctor said he could not do me any rood. |
wrote 20 you and you advised mo To use DR.
pterce'a Golden Medical Discovery, 20 !
bought ak bottles and when commenced
about tho house Dy the time had used one
bottle my stomach and bowels commenced to
heal There were strip " the lining o. my
stomach or bowels II DON'T know which, ~
large a. mans two fingers passed aud had
a great deal VI misery IN my. stomach and
bowels. aud also IN the rrctum especially i
could not eat anything without having much
distress hfteTward. but by the time bad
taken eight bottles " tho Golden Med
teal Discovery / was sound and we'll. and
could eat anything pleased without suffer-
Ing In the least Could also do ~ much work
In a day A. 1 ever could. have not suffered
from the trouble since. aud II was four years
ago that was 10 sick
O. TREsT. Gordonville Texas
II you are looking for a perfect laxa-
tive try DR.. Picrce's Pleasant Pellets.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
APPEALED TO CHILD NATURE.
klnd'hssrted Doctor Knew How 10
Make Patient Speak.

This story Is told Of recent act OF
Nellknown London surgeon. whose
heart Is said 10 be as gentle as his
manner 10 rough: He went from his
warm bed at o'clock ono bitter morn.
ing 10 attend tiny boy. who was In a
perilou' plight from dlphtheria. lie
hastily performed the operation OF
traeheotomy and 10 his Joy saw the
child revive. During the next few
days everything passed on beautifully.
but the doctor wanted TO hear his
small friend speak. This so far the
patient had not done. Il am sorry he
cant speak 20 me. nurse. because I'm
going up to London today and sha'nt
know whether TO bring him a horse or
gun II was the doctor speaking at
the little one. A tiny finger stole up
to a wounded throat and the ghost OF
q baby's voice whispered: Please.
doctor, bvlng mo n Tickle gun" lie
Got the Tickle gun" and the doctor
know that the ohild's voice was safe.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

Isn't there anybody else
in the tea business but Schil-
ling?
Yes, a dozen, two dozen,
three dozen.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

When any muscle or organ Of the
body 10 not used. Il gradually wastes.
walking exercises only tho lower part
OF the body. but tennis and swimming
brings all parts into play. Oponair
exercise is far preferable to gymnas.
tics In a room.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
SYMPTOMS or LIVER COMPLAINT.

Not unfrequently, in liver disease,
tho complexion becomes pale and sal.
low, there may be- frequent attacks OF
bilious or sick headache, bitter taste in
tho mouth, tongue coated white, or Gov
cred with brown fur, unnatural, dry,
harsh, or scaly condition Of the skin,
or branny eruptions, pimples, dark
blotchea, and troublesome itching,
There arc likely 10 be baokache "
and tired feelings, lassitude and a sense
OF debility. There is depression Of
spirits and n decided tendency 10 be
discouraged and Respondent. There u
losa or irregularity Of appetite, uneasi'
ness In region Of the stomach, opprcs'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
RESULT or BUSINESS cAResi
Or 10 What Would You Attribute
Travelling Mans Foraetfulness7


q ministers wife. doctors wife
aud a travelling mans wife met one
day recently and were talking about
tho forEetfulnces " their husbands.
The ministers wife thought her hus.
band was the most forgetful man llv.
Ink. because he would go to church
aud forget his notes. aud no one could
make out what he was trying to
preach about The doctors wife
thought her husband was the most for.
getful still. for he would often start
out To see a patient and forget his
medicine case and travel nine miles
Tor nothing Well" said tho travel
INK mans wife. my husband beats
that lie came home the other day
and pattcd mo ON the cheek and said
I believe have seen you before
what Is your nance Co. Brownwood
Banner Bulletin
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

II Is not 30 very long ago that cop
per was used In Sweden as the chief
medium Of exchange. and at times
merchants had 10 take wheelbarrows
with them when they went to receive
payments Of large sums
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
Remarkable Cures
Effected
BY pc-ru-nn.

Under date Of January TO- 1897, Dr.
Hartman received the following letter.
"My wife has been sufferer from
complication Of diseases for the past
twenty-five years. Her case has baiiied
the skill OF some Of the most noted ply
aiciaus. One OF her worst troubles was
chronic constipation OF several years
standing. She was also passing through
that most critical period In the life OF a
woman-change OF life.
"fn June, 1895, / wrote 20 you about
her case You advised n course OF
Peruna and Manalin, which we at once
commenced, and have 10 say IL com.
pletely cured her.
About the same time / wrote you
about my own case OF catarrh, which
had been OF twenty-five years standing.
Al times | was almost past going.
Ic1mmenced 10 use Peruna according
10 your Instructions and continued rs
use for about q year. and 10 has CONF
piefSly cured me. John o. Atkinson.
In q letter dated January /, 1900, Mr..
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

A boy narrowly escaped being cleo.
trocuted In London recently while
dragging an iron hoop along the slot.
rail Of the electric tramway line.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

man, Of Deppo.
81 c, sayy Il
SUI cred for
years with my
back II was
so bad that I
could not walk
any distance
NOR even ride In
easy buggy I
do not believe I
could have
raised te n
pounds OF
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

Tho means Of keeping a baby or
even older child In bed after II has
been tcndcrly placed under the covers
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
TIME liver Is the great altering APP
Paratus Of the Authoritative, or

' 4 hNNA ~ NAAN hANNN
paratus Of the Authoritative, or
digestive, system. IL filters the
poison-loAded bile out Of the blood.
When the liver lacks active capacity
70 do this work, then the bile passes
through into the general circulation
and begins its poisonous work
Through tho circulation OF the blood
II IL disseminated throughout the body,
gradually aApping the strength, cloud
Ing the brain, weighing down tho ener-
glea, weakening the hearts action, In
Letting and undermining tho system.
Eventually tho poison begins 10 accu-
mulAto At the skin, the kidneys, the
bronchial tubes, or the lungs, until At
last Il settles and fastens itsoli at some
point, which location may be far away
from tho liver yet II ia stagnation or
congestion Of the liver which Ia the inn
mediate oauso OF the whole trouble.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03
COULDN'T LIFT TEN POUNDS.
Deans Kidney Pills Brought Strength
and Health 10 the Sufferer, Ma.
King Him Feel Twenty FIVE
Years Younger.

] o Corton. farmer and lumber
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

Mrs. winsiov's Soothing HyruP.
20 children issthins soitsns ihg suns, reduces -
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

II w.as Home 70 ~. from ur.ysl Trouble.
cured na7 hra Q. ". nfo-n, rstsrsbaFg, n. Il.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

When Answering Advertisement
Kindly Mention This Paper.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-03-03

". n. u, salt Lske-No. 9. 1905
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
BEWARE THE EASY SHELTER.
Refuge There an Important Step TIC
ward Old Ace,

Refuge There an Important Step To
ward Old Age.
Years are but a FOOLS measure for
youth, which is divine; they bring eau
uon more often than wisdom, and a
certain belief in the unreality of Joy.
A man is quickly disillusioned, which
commonly means that he has set up
his own idea of what things should be
by the side Of what things are. and
sulks forever at the result. He then
commits the folly Of becoming old, and
prefers existence to life. He chambers
into one or other of the many shelters
that line the way, curls up within and
smiles pityingly at the young of all
ages pressing on to some end, no mat
ter what. alive to the beauty of the
sky and the clouds and the birds and
the trees, alive even to the beauty to
De seen In one another, breathing
deeply Of the air of strength, living
and loving and beloved, until at last
they are made one with nature. But
the heart. like the liver, grows torpid
without exercise; gradual decay
comes to the man In the shelter, a
decay from which he is released. much
against his will, by death. There are
TOO many shelters.-Hugh de Selin.
court
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19

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siI2 600 for a Prescription.

The largest sum ever paid for a pre-
scription, changed hands in San Fran.
cisco, Aug. 30, 1901. The transfer in
volved in coin and stock s112, 10000 and
was paid by party of business men for
a specific for Bright's Disease and Dia-
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They commenced the serious investi-
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They interviewed scores Of the cured
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There being but thirteen per cent Of
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The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
ramo.. English ca..t.

Raglan. near Monmouth in EnR.
And. Is pre-eminent among English
castles. as Heidelberg among those
spon the Rhine. Its towers and halls
have a rich hue given by the red sand.
seone of which they are built. 1t has
. mighty tower than was half de.
stroyed after Its last great siege %
that 1t might not trouble the enemy
again. For here. after his fatal battle
1t Naseby, Charles I. found refuge
with Lord Beauchamp. one of his
stanchest supporters. although al.
ready past fourscore years. Fifty
thousand men and 100000 he placed
At the service of his luckless guest
but in vain. Then came Fairfax and
the last castle faithful to the monarch
fell. costing its loyal owner a second
sum OF equal value and imprisonment
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
About Rheumatism

There are few diseases that infiict
more torture than rheumatism and
there is propably 10 disease for which
such varied and useless lot OF RENE
dies have been suggested. 10 say that
it can be cured is, therefore, bold
statement to make, but Chamberlain's 3
Pam Balm, which enjoys an extensive
sale, has met with great success in the
treatment Of this disease. One applica-
tion of Pain Balm will relieve the pain,
and hundreds Of sufferers have testified
to permanent cures by it's use. Why
suffer wheu Pain Balm affords such
quick relief and costs but a trife? For
sale all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
Forget About Your stomach

II your digestion is bad and your vita
organs OF your body are not fed and
nourished as they should be. they grow
weak and invite disease. Kodol Dyspep.
sia Cure digests what you eat, cures in.
digestion and all stomach troubles. ou
forget you have stomach from the very
day you begin taking it. This Is be-
cause it gets a rest-recuperates and
gradualls grows 80 strong and healthy
that it troubles you no more. Il. L.
Babcock. Amherst, Mimi, says: shave
taken great many remedies for indi-
gestion but have found nothing equal to
kodol Dyspepsia Cure" Kodol digests
what you eat, cures indigestion, dyspep.
sia, sour stomach, belching, heartburn
and all stomach troubles. Its prepara-
tion is the result OF many years Of re-
search. For sale by ]. Il. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
CHARACTER OF AN OATH.
Like . Nots With Which Some psopIs
Pay Debts.

Like . Nots With Which soms People
Pay Debts.
One OF the lawmakers from far-svsy
Oregon, where there is plenty Of gold
and silver. tells Of q witness who nave
hie explanation Of what constituted an
oath:
Col Timmons. q one-horse lawyer.
had contracted a debt which It seemed
no never intended to liquidate. Suit
was instituted on the note, but the
colonel swore the note on. However,
the plaintiff proved the debt and OBJ
eained judgment Not long after this
the colonel was interested in another
case In court and was cross-questioo-
anr one OF the witnesses, q gentleman
VINO had been interested in the
solonsl's case in the suit on the note.
DO you know the nature OF N
eath?" asked the colonel.
Il think do" answered the Wit
ness.
Thea tell the judge and Jury what
4 h."
"A oath is like 4 nots-a lse,l tan.
der with which some people try to nay
shsk dsbtA--washinstoa TtDsA
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
HAr RED ANTS FOR SALE.
Advertisement That Stirred the Wrath
Of . Denver Landlady.


Of . Denver LandIady.
The apartment houses on Thir.
teenth and Stout streets are in a tur-
moil to-day. says the Denver Post,
and 1t is all because of red ants. For
some time the presence of the ants
has been noticed in various of the
tenements. and as their number in
creased and the efforts to suppress
them became more strenuous and less
effectual dire threats Of what would
be done have become frequent.
The climax was reached when the
head of one of the families iscover.
ed bedraggled red object in his
soup, and he then and there said that
the plague would end; that the 10
Gusts of Egypt were as nothing to
these modern creatures of the pantry
and that he thought he could settle
them. So the following advertisement
was inserted in a newspaper: Ten
thousand ants for sale. Five cents
per thousand. Call at 1929 Stout
street."
So people began to call, and they
found Mrs. Mary Bruner very wrotb
about It
They didn't come to buy any ants"
said Mrs. Bruner this morning, they
Just came to see them and look at me.
No, OF course. never put any such
advertisement in the paper, and I
haven't had any ants anyway. It's all
An outrage and some spite work on
the part of the neighbors. You see
have only been In Denver about a
month or SO. l advertised lcr room.
ers, and I have my house full now,
and I guess that made some of my
neighbors Jealous.
"As for ants, why, have had two
or three around my back porch, but
that is all. Oh, there's one now!" ex-
claimed Mrs. Bruner, as she stamped
determinedly on an offending ant
which tried to crawl into the house
from the porch. well, you see they
don't come from my house, anyway,
and as soon as 1 find out who it was
that put that notice In the paper I'll
have an explanation or know the rea.
son Why"
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
Last Hope Vanished

When leading physicians said that w,
M. Smithart, of Pekin, Ia, had incura-
BILE consumption, his last hope vanished
but DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption, coughs and colds, kept him
out of his grave. He says: "This great
epecitic completely cured me, and saved
my life. Since then, 1 haye uged it for
over 10 years, and consider it marvel
GUS throat and luug cure" Strictly
scientific cure for coughs, sore throats
or colds; sure preventive OF Pneumonia,
Guaranteed, SOC and 81, bottles at all
druggists. Trial bottles free.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
ATrled and True Friend

Ono Minute Cough Cure contains not
an atom of any harmful drug, and it has
been curing coughs, colds, Group and
whooping cough 30 long that it has
proven itself to be tried and true
friend to the many who use it. Mrs.
Gertrude E. Fenner, Marion, Ind, says:
"Coughing and straining 80 weakened
me that run down In weight from l4S
to 81 pounds. After trying number of
remedies to no avail, One Minute Cough
Cure entirely cured me-" Sold by |. 81.
Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
Health Is Youth

Herbine, taken every morning before
breakfast will keep you in robust healty
fit you to ward off disease. 1t cures
constipation, biliousness, dyspepsia,
feyer, skin. liver and kinney complaints.
1t purifles the blood and clears the COM
plexion. Mrs. ID. w. Smith, Whitney,
Texas. writes April 3, 1902: II have
used Herbine, and find it is the best
medicine for constipation and liver
troubles. 1t does all you claim for it.
can highly recommended it." SOC at
/. q. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19

Thought Carpenter Would Be Useful.
During the inspection Of the Hos
pital Corps Of the Fourth Maryland
regiment recently, one Of the mem
bers was asked his occupation.
Il an carpenter" the man replied
why. what can you do for the
corps!" inquired the inspector, "as
the hospital corps Of a regiment is
generally composed Of pharmacists
and medical students"
81 can make coffins." was the reply.
and 1t was sminently satisfactory.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
For q Weak Digestion

No medicine can replace food but
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets will help you to digest your food
1t is not the quantity OF food taken that
gives strength and vigor to the system,
but the amount digestsd and assimilat-
ed. II troubled with weak digestion,
don't fail to give these tablets trial
Thousands have been benefited by their
use, They only cost quarter. Sold by
all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION,
U. s. LAND OFFICE, LAxAn Colo

q. B. LAND CFFIcE, LANAR CoLo.
Mar. 81, 1905
Notice is hereby given that the following q n am
~ ed settler has filed notice of her intention
TO make final proof in support of her claim and
that said proof will be made before the Register
and Receiver at Lamar, Colorado. on Thursday
May II. 1905. viz: Samuel q. Stokeberry, II. Z
9Th p. NJ.
He names the following witnesses to prove
of, said land. viz:
m John c. Copeland, Herschel Horn, Charles
Thomas, Jourgen b. Petersen, all of Lamar.
Colorado.
a5mlO JOHN A. WILLIAMS. Register.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
saliard's Horenound Syrup

Immediately relieve hoarse, croupy
cough: suppressed rattling, rasping and
difficult breathing. Henry G. Stearns,
Druggist, Shullsburg, WIS, writes, May
70, 1901: II have been selling Ballsrd's
Horehound Syrup for two years. and
have never had preparation that has
given better satisfaction. notice that
when sell bottle they come back for
more. l can honestly recommend it."
25c, 600 and 4l.I. II. Myers.