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The Washington times., 1905-03-19
Too Late for Leniency.

The early morn dawned, gray and
cherries and dull. Still the rocks stood
their ground, stanch and impregna bic.
Still over the waters the gaunt Tempest
shrieked. and the waves dauntessly,
ceaselessly beat with their great breast
the mighty, grim fortress
In the morning, aWed and frightened.
the people stood on the shore, and the
fishermen. sadly wondering, gazed on
the fearless young warriors perishing
IN the unequal conflict. And their hearts
ached with the pang of helpless pity.
They prayed God to end the heartrend-
ing combat. and to grant to the strue-
Glers for freedom the merited victory.
Even the evil tyrant himself. the
cruel destroyer OF freedom. who had
ordered the ROCKS to be cast into the
sea. was appalled, now. His crusty and
hardened heart was now touched as he
beheld the sad havoc.
oh, how gladly he would have re-
moved now his rocks and returned to
the waves their old freedomi
An, too late now, too late! Now the
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women who do not stop TO think and
who look only on the surface. He is
thirtyseven years old
When Mrs. Chandler came to the
Paxton Hotel in Omaha she was accom-
panied by her small son Reese, aged
six. He is not the son of Lieutenant
Chandler, but Of a former husband of
Mrs. Chandler The mother took rooms
for herself and the little boy, and for
several days lived quietly in the hotel.
She told the proprietor that she was
making preparations to go to the home
or her family in Baltimore, where her
mother is now living. She had been
Miss Shenley. and was connected
with many prominent persons in the
Monumental City She appeared to be
waiting for news, though from what
source is not known. 1t might have
been her husband, though that is hard
" probable. or it might have been her
lover, or her mother.
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Friday evening, March 8, Mrs. Chan
der called the maid, Lucille Philips, an
employc Of the hotel, and told her to
take the little boy into the next room
70 play, and to prepare a bath for her,
She seemed nervous, we'll nigh hys-
terical
Have you ever been afraid" she
asked the maid. Il am terribly
afraid She drew a new revolver
from under the pillow Of her bed and
showed 1T to Lucille, saying that she
Kept 1t for purpose, though she did
not add what.
am the most unhappy woman in
the world, Lucille she continued. II
had beautiful home, everything I
wanted, a good husband, and 1 have
sacrificed everything for Captain Kirk
man."
Then she babe the girl draw the water
for her bath. That was the last time
anyone saw her alive.
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ENMARk has been watching the
progress made in the automo-
bile world, and il nov +~,-;po

H. 'oAio' duu-1S now trying
the experiment of utilizing the
new invention to the betterment of her
mai service. Writing on the subject
United states Consul Raymond r. Fra
zier, stationed at Copenhagen, saws:
Inc automobile commission RECENTLY
sent abroad by the Danish government
on tour OF inspection, with a view +o
reporting as TO the adaptabiIitv of tho
dutomobiie, for short-route mail service
mas just returned to Copenhagen. The
commission is composed of officials from
the posiofice and other governmental
departments, and engineers appointed nv
the government The following com
ments upon their work. which appeared
IN a recent issue of the Dannebrog q
leading Copenhagen daily, may be of in
terest:
The members of the commission Wis
tied large number of places in north
and central Germany, France, and
England The object of the commission
was to investigate to what degree the
automobile might be made a substitute
for secondary railways From what We
have learned it was evident to the COM
mission that the automobile offers the
best of service in places where the mod
ern machine has been eTuployed in the
public service The automobile reaches
It's destination on time, and has advan-
taScs over the railway train. which
often In foreign countries, especially in
England, fails to arrive on schedule
time 1t Is. however, only on the short
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MAN WHO TAUGHT MlKADO'S ARMY
General Nickel Taught
Won MOltke's Tactics
at Tokyo.
Berlin, March II.

Berlin, March II.
n 7 OBODY In the world-not even
M the most frenzied Japanese
| Y pntriot-has taken more pride
in the successes of Japanese
arms IN Manchuria than Major General
Nickel, grizzled veteran of the Ger
man general staff, the organizer of the
modern army of Japan.
Following the victories of the Vain
kinchau, Nanshan, and Liao-Yang in
the spring and summer of last wear a
caolegram from the Japanese front
reached General Meckel's pretty su-
purpan home outside Berlin, reading.
"Japan's victories have been won nv
your pupils
Nickel protests modestly that he had
hothing to do with the military m
bringing of Kurok, Oku, Nogi, and the
other japanese army commanders bnt
all the younger divisional and brigade
leaders studied organization and tactics
at MS feet, and the brilliant deeds thew
nave done before Port Arthur and on
the bloody plains of the Liao-T1Ine men,
lnSula were all the result of lessons
Nickel taught them.
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May Be Convict.

VOW the woman is dead. To the hest
OF her ability she has expiated her sin
what iate awaits the man? II is said
mat he will undoubtedly be disbonor-
apiy dismissed from the army. This is
lot al, however, for the laws of NJ
Draska provide long term OF innr;sor,-
HenI Tor the crime he committees ord
as soon as the court-martiaI be corn
pieteo-it was decided to put off the
Ioufl-maruai until the 10th of Nav
"heh adoitlonal evidence would ba
loftHcomlnS OF his conduct in the Phil
t'pihes, out the recent DEVELOPMENTS
nave determined the officers in charge
oI the proceedings to continue the case
ibiIned1ateIy-the civil courts Of tho
state VIII take the matter in hand ard
II ne be found guilty he must wear the
conVicts garb
VI Inc three principal figures in tins
drama of-unfortuDateiy-real life rho
piame rests mostly on the shoulders of
Captain f1rkman- His record ever since
ne entered West Point as a cadet In 1894
mas peen unsavory. While at the great
military training school he became en-
tangled IN an ugly row from which onIv
long political pull saved him. How
much this wrong beginning has affected
ms course in the army can only be con-
]ectured- At any rate, he entered the
regular army as a second lieutenant
with decided black mark against his
name.
After frequent sorapes in the ten
years which followed his taking a COM
mission In the army lie was at last dis
missed from the service in March. 1866
The charges were these of conduct I'M
becoming an officer and a gentleman
while serving in the Philippines. He
was at the time a brevet major in COM
mand Of native troops. Wild with
drink. which has been at the bottom of
most of his trouble, he tore things up''
ana hred his revolver promiscuously. He
was brought to trial Immediately. and
upon the recommendation of the court
dismissed from the army. In accord
ahce with the regulations governing an
aI1ny IN the field the general In COM
mana signed the order of dismissal.
General Macarthur was in command at
the time Of Kirkman's trial.
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4 J HEN Mrs. Louis e. Chandler.
NM wife of Lieutenant Chandler.
of the Twenty-ffrh United
States Infantry, committed
suicide In Omaha, Neb., two weeks q 90
love affair begun in the Far East
came 10 bitter end. Acted in two bem-
spheres, it began when Mrs Cha,dlar
me an angel of mercy, watched at the
BEDSIDE of Capt. George w Kirkman
through the sitting nights of the Pbi1;n-
pines as he tossed restIessIy in H. -
OF the island fever. Only her cool bonds
could soothe his brow. only her ,otoo
calm him. And it was her voice n,,,io,,
called him back to life veal, &C 80.
after the long struggle against daa+h
Had he known what would bo ~ -.
OF MS living it had been better for b;,,,
20 nave prayed to die.
from the luxurious East where -
He iohs weeks of conyaleseence he
u ana won her love, the scene shift,
soy new York. The intimacy of all
iohs Gays in the Philippines had
In us WORK The woman forgctful of
iiidiriage vows, the man of his
49, as sololer and gentleman and
10 MS brother officer whose
-, nc Hau accepted, lived to-
'.iiei III the great city as man and wife
Asdin tne scene shifts. This ;irne to an
my post IN the heart of the rough and
mountains of the West The wo |
was iiVins once more with the man |
mnose nome she had dishonored ThesI
aa e.-. iao taken up the command of his |
~ rs4aS III the IWenty-fifth For time !
ugly secret was kept but in that !
sai ana areer air 1t could not be kept |
~. ions. ne truth was discovered and
I-..,- eiltidier lied TO Omaha and CAPTAIN
!. was placed under close arrest
~; ~ ano"er charges of conduct unbecom-
Ing an officer and gentleman
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The Downfall of the Rocks.

But the waves fell back, thwarted an
instant, and again in a frienzfed At
tempt. all-defying and all-overwhelmfne
together assailed the massive. nror,d
rocks All the forces were mixed In
the fray. Wailing and roaring. and
shrieks of defiance and the noise of the
downfall were blended together And !.
seemed that the ocean was rent to +he
bottom, and the sea and the heavens
were one. And down came the r,rl,o
Giving way meath the last awful hIo,,,
with laundering crash. they were flung
INTO the depths OK the sea. where the
Iallen ana mangled waves rested.
Away with you. traitorous cornses +"
the sea shrieked to the overthroxn
rocks. here Is the grave Of the fighters
u freedom here are resting forever
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waves weep no longer, no longer they
Deg. Too many have persisted, their
brothers and comrades, too long have
they carried the load of their letters.
100 sweet Is the vengeance for those
who have fallen
Grimly determined, they rally at the
call of their father. the Hurricane. and
hurl themselves. all united. on the glist-
enlng rock, and whirl around 1t, firmly
resolved to bring down their great foe
or to die in the trial.
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Freedom and Slavery.

And the sea rejoiced in its victory ov~
the powerful enemy. and the waves nov
flowed freely and merrily through the
preach and praised their comrades who
had died in the combat. who had LAID
down their lives for the winning OF freq
dom:
Freedom to those who're alive.
Enthralle6 by the wonderful legend.
sat in the PROV of the boat and 10, angIy
watched the young waves at pIa, low
they rolled. onward and onward. cath
ing with daring and courage and
strength
And above me the peerless blue OF the
sky. and beiow me the limitless breadth
OF the sea shone and glowed In the beau
tifrh radiance of May.
In the distance. where the smoke hung
over the land like a pail, I heard the
faint echoes of city life; laughter and
wre0hed contentment, the sound Of the
whip and the groans Of tbs dashed. and
the cHnking Of chains, and pitiful. pits
ful sobs--
And 1t seemed as If somewhere afar
the Tempest walled family:
o, We people, ye poor, wretched people"
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filed with costly works of Oriental art
presented by the Mikado and by highly
paced mlntary admirers in Japan
Two of his most cherished treosuro,
are a pair of Japanese coIlies of ex-
ceedlngly rare breed. which We're sent to
MIN Il year ago as a special present
ircm tlela Marshal Oyama. Nickel
in the field, with whom as instructor
he was extraordinarily popular. Al
though he taught them through an in
terpreter. 60 u
The Washington times., 1905-03-19
MERELY THAT.

Il understand" said the tourist from,
the East. there was some differences To-
day between Big Bill and Red Han
'"They's consid'ble difference. ranI,ad
the native. Bits alive and Red's
Yes. but what was the difference ha-
tween g1sii, them that led to the killing?"
Blii was quicker on the trigger than
hed that's all.''-CathoIic STANDARD and
Times anu
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shock to him, and 1t was not until three
Gays afterward that he reached the city
to make the final arrangements. Her
little son. Reese, had been kept in ig-
norance Of his mothers death He was
told that his mother was too Ill 10 see
him, and that he must be a good boy.
He has since been sent East TO make
his home with his grandmother in Balti-
more
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Yielded Palm to Iapau.

Nickel also occupied conspicuously
lonely position after the fall of the
'Gabraltar OF the East" by declining
TO join In the chorus of acclaim for
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lar army, and served with that regi-
ment until transferred to the Twenty
fifth Infantry. His record as a soldier
has been admirable,
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me daring young waves of glorious
memory And the bed of the ocean
was opened and the accursed rocks fea
tumoiinS into the sroundless abyss.
The Washington times., 1905-03-19
Maxim GorkUs Storu That Russia SupDressed

Continued from Page Six, This Section
The sea recedes from the shores. and
all of the waves have now Joined In
the battle. And over the sea rose the
tumult and moaning and shouting.
The Washington times., 1905-03-19
Honor of Soldier and
Life of Woman Are
Sacrificed.
klrknnan- Chandler Case
and It's Deplorable
Sequel.
Better Ear Had Stricken
Officer Succumbed
to Fever.

w HEN Mrs. Louis e. Chandler.
NM wife of Lieutenant Chandler.
Y of the Twenty-fif1h United
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
Great Things in Little Things.

Velpeau, the eminent French sur
geon, successfully performed a peri
lous operation on a little child five
years old. The mother, overjoyed,
called at the surgeons Office and said
to him:
Monsieur, my son is saved, and
really know not how to express my
gratitude. Allow me, however, to
present you this pocketbook, en-
broidered by my own hands"
Madam" replied Veipeau, in a
somewhat bitter tone, my art is not
merely a matter of feeling; my life
has its necessities like yours, and SEN
timent must give way to these require
ments. Allow me, therefore, to de-
cline your charming little present, and,
il agreeable to you, to request a more
substantial remuneration"
"But, monsieur, what remuneration
do you desire2 Fix the fee yourself"
Five thousand francs, madam"
The lady very quietly opened the
pocketbook, which contained ten one
thousand franc notes, counted out
five, and politely handing them to
Veipeau, retired.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
Qfbruot Dielie.

Gu mGrfeIia afbrubeIie fif en-
@ielie, Der for fort Tio iioen lfuIbe
fulobprbes I ct. Worps. Sirfen | ben
engelffe $50 chelmsford. 8ieIien pnr
berdmmet til &foffen 21s, me 8rilb.
gommen, Der bar bleoet opbolot pad
geien til &irfen, fom ioa TENT, at Ge-
%remonien fsrit fuitbe begpnbe ipb Dt,
inter fer 3. Rreiten begbnote meo
@uastieneiten ioet ban baobebe at
flnre blipe f9roig til &loffen 3, TIL
efter 6enne Sto bar en- 8ielie ingen
RetSfraft | enelonb. San opIpite
6nrmmningerL itiQebe oct ponte
Spergsmddl til 9ruogommeu o.
baube alereoe fanet bennes Soar,
men ioa Hog &irteltbret 3. BreItcr
itoppebe iige paa Siebliffet % ingoe
til 8ruoepnrret. at ban fife fiutoe
fulbbDrbe &telier, oo oct bar oper Ii.
0eu grnoeparret o. bets mango
SIGgtnin9e og 9enner bIep megel
fiebe oper benue MeobeIeIie, men BE-
montte itnoe fig i oct. Der life fin6c
9nbres, 90 benoe tiIbage til @rubcns
Stem. ct Bor Gage efter inoionSt
otter gruSefsIget fla / airfen, oa
berne Gang fom Der ineen Surbin.
oringer | 9eien.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12

Der nemIis ineen 2onmetpoe oq
faa bar man fraitiaaict mig min Hei'
fetaife % min Bprtemprr. Wnni
ieo bare fiutoe t~eIesrdfere til mir
Rome % bape Tcnge til ltnt Srofoft
nor ies biiiIpet. Ses pooer life
Gicblfffet at pinge min 8drntite ber'
nteb. Sfnfoe De life
Gen eooniooige Serre niffer for
ftaaenbe % broger ben itoffeis be
ifidoIne Ranb neo 40 Ell Sibegaoc.
Ser sriber ban | grpitlpmmen freur
lager ct MetoIifiIt, og, ibct bans milbt
Pine pliihielis foar ct toarot, iiif
fenbe RoIitinunbsbIif, flyer bm:
~Som Ge Ter. er jes peo Spongpl
iespolitiet. Set Fornuftigfte er, q.
De uben 8rpni fcIger meo poa Sta
%tionen. Sores Sif err b~efjenotl"
Sptteren ahlpber o. fpiser beunt
Gang fin 2ebioger meo opristie ga
oreociie. s TO gar bar ban leoet a
at fpiae Bptteren fra Gortbet. boil
fen Trofesiipn bar inbbrnat BAN er
Doglen al benimoo fire Collars. Z
bans 8oppl ianot BoIitiet en- Wpug
be forte 5raffer al pberft forfieaiJ.
Snit og SSocon.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
HE WAS RAISED"

A year ago a manufacturer hired a
boy. For months there was nothing
noticeable about the boy except that
he never took his eyes off the machine
he was running. A few weeks ago
the manufacturer looked up from his
work TO see the boy standing beside
his desk.
what do you want?" he asked.
want me pay raised"
What are you getting?"
Three dollars a week"
well, how much do You think you
are WORTH"
-Four dollars"
"You think so, do your
"Yes, sir; an I've been t'inkin' so
fer tree weeks. but I've been so
blame busy / haven't had time TO
speak to you about it."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12

This charming design for a dress
ing sack is adapted TO a variety of
materials, although as here pictured
it was developed in pale blue China
silk, accordion pleated, The garment
is shaped by shoulder and underarm
seams and gathers in the upper part
of the front afford sufficient fitness.
The mode is distinguished by a deep
cape collar, trimmed with lace inser-
ton, and finished by "a frill of lace.
The elbow sleeves are trimmed two
deep rufaes of the silk, further elabo-
rated by bands of insertion and lace
frills, as is also the lower edge of the
jacket. If accordion pleated material
is not desired, other fabrics such as
cashmere, flannel, silk, dimity, and
lawn could be used. The medium
size requires three and three-eigths
yards Of thirty-six inch material.
Ladies' Morning Jacket No. 1888:
Sizes for 81, "a, SO, SO 10 and 42 inch
bust measure.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
"Sntterrn" fra &anoet.

lloeuior ct Su8 / Boris, bpis @a.
oe0er er 6pffct meO MORT alGoe,
Ueuter oeu nlsrfe &oan, / bpilfen ri
ale fol aiere nor iioite &isretur.
GeItogcrHe / S~6rgcfeIQet fonmcr fro
ale Gunter. 9lnnSt Dem beiinoer fiji
en- 0toHb, Ger nnberbort fommer ira
Sonoet. San 'cr ioa ififfclia no i
hen langr, iorte, ombpqaeIiq bpriteOC
giraffe, @tc0 Den iortbeoGtfeOe @aanS
Icrer 0Iou0eu 2ommetsrfIGSet ben
orrr ainber % 9}aRoe for at oitsrre,
man uch life ret, ON oct CT SocSen
cl!er en- itiuc Goorr.
Sf0 % bc0ropet ier BON iig ON
DC trenmeoe 0mgiuclier % MARINER
fig lnngt ON lGn8e eu Serre. BOTS
goomoOiaa iopiale gorc iuueS at inS,
quoc BAN 3iuio.
"2tf, min itaffelS Softer nlim.
Ter ban mCo toorfDuIt Stemme, ban
Our ina ao0 % tIog. Get or ct for.
i%roeItgt Cab for 6amiIieu."
Ten a~oomo0iae Nerre niftcr jam,
itemmenoe, % SGttercu ira &dnSet,
Der bar fmOet Iiot Grsit % Spmm.
trin1. ~iIltter iia M til BAN, oa 20.
Get iotter ltg / 9eOugeIie, &oa be,
Ger paa ben uprnteite Slpat, ion
aaur LICE bag peo aiiteit. pg tiger
sc cit Sang poa @eora. Get er u
@eor8. Scg fan tnae Tell, tbi iea ban
fife / IHae &ioer Jet mine SIaqt'
Htugc. 9Gu er 10 i~uIoitruSia ion,
nerfnuit, % bans Suitru bar baoi
femme 3erneanfalo.~
Zen soOmuoiae Serra icr mes Tor.
saet Spmpotbi pao fin faa meSisienot
&coiager, ion M iaar MOO ill a
rpfte no meo noget, Der piner ban
anuife irngteligt. San qriber ih
%eaiager iortroIig ON arnlen % Il
ger: ~9If, en- lllpttc fommer iieloel
ataHe. 9Grt Iem ies refer ill ga
rt$, oDbt beSrppet oper min 6atiers
9pD, og eRier life min Baggage pai
l@anegaaroen - / min SiemItnpn e.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
BOBBY'S BARGAIN.

Henry and Bobby, ages eight and
ten respectively, were little boys who
thought and had tendencies. In con
sequence of which, at times, they
were a source of great embarrass-
ment TO their mother. Bobby, in par
.tieuIar, had the money-making pro-
pensity. He saved his pennies re-
ligiously, and his eye was keen for a
bargain.
One evening at dnpaer, their father
had as a guest, a gentleman who was
a great horseman. The boys listened
attentively TO the conversation for
awhile, then Bobby opened FIRE with:
Say, Mr.. Smith, can you buy a
horse for a hundred dollars?"
Eyes, Bobby" said Mr.. Smith, you
can"
"Can you get one for fifty dollars?'
"Yes."
For twenty-five dollars?"
"Yes."
"For ten dollars?"
Eyes"
"For seven dollars?"
perhaps"
"Seven dollars, really?" said Bobby,
wonderingly. Would the horse be
awfully fast?"
We'll" said Mr.. Smith, smiling,
"you would not be likely to get a
Lou Dillon or a Dan Patch, but the
creature, might be able to pull a
plough"
Bobby thought for a moment; then
"But, Mr.. Smith, could a horse you
paid seven dollars for have a coltl"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
Oeeorat-p cftens
Wcnfter Department.

~Gerora5-9 oiten1 BIZ berefter IN.
oeboloe en- noisgt &Rffe Wsritre
for Gamer og @prn. Get er poa an.
nroonine al mango, at pi begpnoer
nleo oen1e afoeling, og ri fnnr M ie,
boor lnngt Snteresiea bill itrGffe fig.
Snert Neniter foiter 10 Gents. og
8eItiainger ieitbes til "9ecorab!Bo-y
item. og man bebes benptte ben
glontet pao @n6en at oenne SpdIte.
VI bar laoet oisie Wenitre unoerisge
az Wooebonolere, og BET pnoitaaes,
at De er gobe, os Iette og greie at ip
etter. 5or bet fsrfte bill pt life oper.
fRfte geffrtDeIfen oper bpert Msnlter.
oa oct ter nntuees of De fleIte, iom
bar Brig for Dem, bill forItaa On.
gelf. SfuIoe Der bite fla Erong til
at faa Dem oberiatte, bill III foretnee
6cranbrinsen.
Hadr man beitiner bisie IenItre,
mna man sioe Hltmere, Wnoi om..
firing 9rpitet oe 2ipet, glber for
Born og unse Biger, % fuloitRnbig
Ioresie, iaalebeS at @repe bill naa
Dem. S9r meset fpriistie life at
begaa nogen Sell | 9eifrioelien, bd
Weenltre life fan om6nttes.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
bpao er en- Ralp?

3ette Speresmaal gab forleben
@ftIeorirg til lpngere 0ebat / en-
frauit Sernbonefo1nite, iom brsfteoe
en- ns Sarif for 8eforbrinaen Of aaI-
tie poa gauen. Sorbanolin.
aerne trnf / 2angorog. st al MeeS-
lemnierite isgte uu at brtilge 6art t
Gebotteu peo fsleenbe ORD: "9en bar
n en- Simes SID ngret ueuige ON Ell
Speialtarif for geforOringen al Seal.
re, men bi man ba fsrit bloc, bpao en-
&alp err" Ser opitoo III lloeen uro,
inotil ct 8omitemeolem ~beiparebe bet
itilebe Spsrgsmaal peo felgenoe bite
ltotaIeIie: ~@n &alp er affummet al
en- So" 90 al en- Ore" tilfsieoe
ct anbet Mseolem oplpieilbe. "Dee.
oct riatigt," iaeoe ben $erre, JON
bqpoe itilet Spsrgsmaalet. men paa
6oilfet SiDspuuft opbsrer bette inter-
esiante 8pr Of bare aalp for at blioe
Ore eIIer SEQ? % bporleoeS ifaI
8aueperionolet funue anuenbe Den
om~bunoieoe Earif rigtig, naar bet
life bar 1oget beitemt at bolbe iig ttl2
Seq utaa bsrfpr behe ON en- ifarpere
8eteBnelie."
en- lGngere 8ebnt paafulgte, inS-
til man enbelig bleb euig ONT at iait'
iGttf, at &alp bar getegneIien for
RoenS affom / bet isrite Seneaar. III
eeuue aienbelie fremgaar, at Sal
pene, iom berefter ifnl befororeS mel
| Suedn&gdnen, mda bore fcrip1et
meo 6s0ielsatteIt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12

Possibly" said Mr.. Smith, gravely.
Il have seven dollars in the bank,
continued Bobby: Il guess I'll get a
horse. For il a seyen-dollar horse
could have a colt, and that colt have
a colt, and that colt have a"
Bobby's mother and father and Mr..
Smith became seriously interested in
the salad; the youthful Henry began
to hdget; the embryo farm continued
to grow and that colt have a
colt, and that colt have a colt, and
that colt"
Henry could stand il no longer,
Turning to Bobby he remarked in a
tone of impotence, Say, as soon as
you think you have your moneys
worth. would you mind passing the
bread?"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-09-12
THE KNEW.

Senator Stewart, while travelling in
Nevada, stood on the platform of the
coach, and was approached by a con
ductor.
Senator" began the conductor,
touching his cap respectfully, II dis
like to remind you of rule II, which
requires passengers to ride inside the
coaches
~ own this road" replied the SEN
ator grufiy. "But even if ! didn't
own it, am | not a priviledged pas
senger by reason of being a promi-
nent Politician"
81 believe that platforms are FOR
politicians TO get in on, but not to
stand on" replied the conductor.
The senator stepped through the
door at once