The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-05
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Bisbee N d. Gazette brings hand the Of Ole
E. Peterson revenge Mr.. Peterson lives in Roa and
has been of Roee county Dogs have always been
Mr. Peersons hobby and at the time when he took the cen
Of Roette county's wealth. he always had with him
little pet pugdog The dog SMALL very SMALL and Ole
took particular pride in showing it to his friends and ac
The dog appreciated Oles kindness dogs
usually do and considered Mr.. Peterson king.
On of his trips thru the county, Ole and his dog stop
ped with gentleman who fond of big dogs and had one
or two that were as large yearng calves.
Ole had been dreadng to pass, for the big dog
nearly killed the little dog before Ole could rescue him.
poor pet all eaten and Ole had to gather him up
in handkerchief take him home Ole felt wrathfu es
pecay the big had seemed to take especial
delight seeing his big dog eat Oe little So he b1ded
his time One day when visiting St. Paul he obtained the
most ferocious bulldog that he could buy. This dog he
trained in all the arts of offensive and defensive warfare
he his dog could whip two dogs IN the
state he again drove out to visit the gentleman that had the
large dog. 49,.
When they arrived at the place. the gentleman greeted
Ole most cordially, asking him in, and made everything
agreeable The bupup had remained the buggy and
enjoying nap the seat when the big dog caught sight OF
him. great beast smiled He thought it to be the little
pug which he had Toasted the before The large dog
jumped into the buggy to repeat the feast.
The bupup shocked the big dogs pugnacity and
made several about it, to all Of which the big dog
replied in kind The of the large dog heard the canine
argument and smiled So did Ole E. Peterson the assessor
Of Roette county.
doggt glorious stimulating and satisfactory that the
echoes Of it heard in Rolee county to this day. Mr.
pup ate large sections out Of the other dog and
had fierce time trying to enough OF his large
dog to remember him Bly,
By Moses'' he exclaimed after Petersons canine
had been ried off Of the remains chow your little dog did
growl''
Ole E. Peterson smiled grinly and he and the bulldog
tipped wink each other several times the home
That evening the bulldog had nice round OF steak for
supper.
Why is 1t that It is always young dude about "a
old who always lays down those rules for living 100
We do not wish to be smart cynical but if John D.
offered 100000 feel that present scruples might
get serious jar.
Many of the poets have thrown off in praise of
tobacco and eloquent words have been written in praise OF
the soothing weed
'sthat from East to West
Cheers tar's labor and the Turkman's rest,''
bu who has written in the same eloquent regarding
candy? For candy really tastes much better than tobacco
and affords simple and innocent pleasure that does
the 'bandt weed Look far back the eye of
can pierce the depth Of childhood and recall all those
who the joy and welcome Of the first bite OF candy
Think of glad surprise and mighty upft Of childhood
as the little milkeeth closed their first chocolate
drop And do you recall that epocha day when Big Sister
made "moasses candy'? How you stood around waited
away with delight, with your little face filed to the limit
hunk Of the brownyelow confecton while the sticky
smear enveoped the little countenance from to
from brow to chn caused your grandma and aunt
smile sympathetica Where is the poet who is to sing the
ioys of candy9 Where is the ''Sonnet to All-DaJ
Sucker and the lode Written Tasting Caramel the
Afternoon of May 7h 1s- Some DAY when we get time
enough we are going off Lines to the Marsh
maow'' and print them in book called '"The Book OF
Candy And it is going to be one of the sweetest books
ever written. "A. j. r.