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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-08-05

4, "Ugh!' shifted Polly, putting down
her bundles and untying the ribbons be-
leath her chin, "you'v we been smoking
hat horrid-th hing again.
do you refer to my pipe, MADAME"
inquired affectionately holding up
beautifully .colored meerschaum and
slancing at 1t with the pride Of con-
loisseur.
Polly merely shifted again.
- don It SUPPOSE she sighed as she
ht down and commenced untying the
ed string about an obl92ng package,
THAT eyer ee m7stTi rim will cure you of
tseif Beside5,' ad 5Hd'e Tit is . m nis
hony that drives a man to a pipe.'
Polly dropped the string with which
he had been fumbling and looked at me
hallengingly.
MT 1.-THE expense Of IT, o9d Tifs," con-
lie the expense Of good cigars. Your hats
nd slippers have crowded out my
There was no repentance or pity in
~ should Think she remarked,
at t6ae y0u, might do without smoking
HWhy. yes,' reioined affably, ct
ould. For the matter Of that a, man
hight do without loving, or marrying,
r flirting, or kissing or any of the most
delightful things in life. Sweethearts
nd cigars are both Of them merely lux
Re both. Of them time wasting habits. y
Polly bent once more over the oblong
tackage.
1T is Ridiculous 'she said haughti
!, "t9 compare sweetheart to a
,7sNot at ALL" I insisted. tThe
keness. is quite obvious. We have
hany Of both Of them. We love each
ne as tenderly as the one preceding.
Feb more expensive we find either the
bore we appreciate it. And in the end
all goes: up in smoke. Now pipe is
Polly dropped the oblong package and
BOXED at me scornfully.
huse It is always to be found ' hanging
bout the house when you happen to
Fant ita Because it is so prosaic and
II seful and-economical? Because-'
Because, interrupted hurriedly
a man grows to love his pipe better
very day. Why, dear little girl, don Z
q gu can tell when man is really settled
really thru sowing his wild oats, is his
eviction to his pipeqo
/" College boys and confirmed bache
srs are devoted to pipes" asserted
Jolly defantly.
. But not to one pipe!,,' I declared
They keep dozens Of them hanging
b their walls like their theories OF
I've and matrimony, but they don y
kally believe in nor love any one OF
hem. A college boy prefers cigar
ties and firtations in his heart and
bachelor clings to cigars and sweet
parts. It requires happily married
Ian to get the real joy out Of a par
tcular pipe or a particular woman. -
Polly looked up and her eyes were
81 ) soft and blue as the chiffon beneath
or hat.
And I SUPPOSE she added, tina,
blering pipe is just like making love
a woman and watching the beauti
Ting effect upon her day by day.
6 Yes, I agreed, you must do il
elicately; subtly and without haste
the fire Of your love or Of your to
hcco becomes too intense-it is apt K
torch and discolor the pipe-or thu
loman Quiet daily smoking ant
met daily love-making will beautify
eerchaum or matrimony with equa
srtainty. Any man with the patience
.f8, color pipe possesses the doggee
- 2 a ! # .
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Perseverance which wins tho feminine
Polly gazed at the oblong package
tied with the red string doubtfully.
~ m sorry,' she said regretfully,
"that bought you-these.'
"Bought me-what9V
NWell, you see, dear,' said Polly,
IT observed that you hadn't been
smoking any of that old brand Of CT
garss that you used to love for ever
50 long, and it hurt my conscience
you gave me for that chiffon hat and
bought you box Of Havanas. Now
she added sadly.
I 1<1 dr9pped my pipe with = crash.
.t6 P1lIl3y;; 5yr you re 1a an a1 9e
it, you've broken i'll"
I glanced at the floor.
There lay my meerschaum q heap
"Never mind, little grill" said
soothingly, 'I'll get new bowl.''
",Why not get a new pipes inquired
"Why no. get new wife," an
swered scornfully.
"But you We had new mouthpiece
will make it all new.o
Nonsense exclaimed; stthat
pipe has already had three bowls
Those shattered parts are just like the
shattered illusions Of matrimony, that
we lop off and replace. with the quiet
| joys OF common sense.'
Polly looked thoughtfully at the
"Now," she said softly, ct suppose
you III have to take to cigars again
until that pipe is mended.'
| I looked furtively at the package
tied in the red string, but drew my
eyes quickly away as Polly lifted hers
My DEAR I remarked virtuously
sit requires more than one honeymoon
quarrel to drive a man back to fir
broken bowl to drive confirmed pipe
smoker back to rolled tobacco" ~
/ Polly leaned over and retied the rec
string with face as rosy as the rib
! bon itself.
"And yet" she sighed, "look at the
married men who do smoke cigars al
1T will" I replied, "but don't 70,
married men, Polly. They are just le
gally yo3ked. Besides they haven =
"Nor 9 meerschaum, quickly in
terposed Polly.
Nor logged persistence"
/ Nor common-sense joys with which
to replace the lopped-off Illusions
i Nor the art Of coloring-or Low
ing"
Nor the power Of appreciating
/ particular womanl''
i "And sometimes, Polly,n finished
thoughtfully, "they try to enjoy
pipe before they have really smoked
q sufficient number Of cigars, and the,
cannot succeed. It takes a long appren
ticeship at tobacco and lot Of trials be
i fore one can really learn to appreciat,
a pipe. And it takes long youth full
Of firtations and love affairs to fit on,
to appreciate the love Of one woman
j Tobacco and love and olives are &C
i quired tastes Ones first olive is bit
ter, ones first smoke makes one sicl
q and one's first love affair makes on
{ unhappy. A man must eat nine olives
smoke nine cigarets and love min
B, women
Polly jumped up quickly and tugge,
at the stIngs Of her bonnet.
J, . - And forget them ALL = she erie,
warningly, otherwise he will acquir
), the cigaret habit, or the love.makin,
Z habit-and then no pipe and no wiz
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Miss May Sutton, the California Girl.
Who Won the Championship of the
World on tho Famous Wimbledon
Courts Of London Is the Daughter
Of a Retired Naval Officer.

Miss May Sutton of Pasadena, CAL,
is not yet Is years Of age, and yet she
is the champion tennis player of the
world. Miss Sutton is one Of four sis
ters who have been holding monop-
oily Of tennis glories on the Pacific
slope for nearly ten years.
II do not believe anybody, not even
the average amateur tennis player, can
quite appreciate just what wonder
full thing Miss Sutton has done in win.
ming the British championship said
one Of Miss Sutton's former rivals
when she heard Of the result of the
tournament in which fifty women from
all over the world took part. They
forget that it is one thing to win hon.
ors in your own county and quite an
other to 60 to strange land, among
a strange and none too friendly lot OF
women players, and carry off every
thing in sight, as Miss Sutton has
done. To play in strange tennis
court is a severe strain upon the usua
excellence Of the best players, especial
ly when that court is in foreign coun
try, country with which one is not
familiar, as in the case Of Miss SUIT
ton. Then the change of climate al
ways works some little depreciation II
skill; and, worst Of alt there is the
hostility and unfriendliness of those
whose championship is to be contested
Over here l think this feeling is not
so rife as it is in England, altho there
is always-there cannot help but be
some little heartburning about the los
ing OF the honors.
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WHAT WOMEN
WANT TO KNOW

Wedding Anniversaries-WM you
please give me list of wedding anfi-
versaries7 I have had one and lost 1t,
and want to get it again for reference.
Kate.
The first anniversary is the cotton,
second, paper; third, leather; fifth,
wooden; seventh, WOODEN; tenth, tin;
fifteenth, crystal; twentieth, china;
fftieth, golden; seventy fifth, diamond.
Question for Tomorrow.
Yellowed White Goods have Soma
old table cloths which are quite yellow
from lying unused. Can you tell ma
how to bleach themf
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TO MAKE pNELETs LIGHT,

y An omelet would oftener be served II there
were not the general experience that It is apt
to fall and be heavy. This danger may be en-
tirely obviated If the eggs are beaten separately
and very light, the yolks folded daint1ly into
whole transferred to a pan where the butter is
already heated sufficiently, according to Harper.s
It's dimensions and sent to the table, !. pun Of
Nghtness, all In a moments time
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Did
welding duingcap
absolutely
with The shows which
simple
Of nch material for the medium
se and
Department Of
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Strong as a Man.

physically, Miss Sutton appears to
be practically inexhaustibIe. Her vi
tally and staying powers are far be-
You'd the average of the best men play
ers, either in England or America. I
never saw woman built like her. She
is as strong as q man, with not an
ounce Of superfuous flesh. I should say
she weighs about l45 pounds and that
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From lady whose sweet cucumber
pickle was noted for It's. fine flavor
learned to save the LIQUOR from year to
year. This gives richness not to be
attained ii any other way.
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Il HONE YZNOON CONVERSATION


BY Helen Rowland Copyright 1905
u
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
FIXING RAILROAD RATES.

Making railroad rates is like play
Ing game of checkers or chess. Com
munities to be benefited, producers,
manufacturers or shippers to be aided
represent the pieces used Every pos
sible move is studied for it's effect
on the general result by skilled trat-
fic managers. A false move in the
making of freight rates may mean the
ruin of a city, of great manufactur-
ing interest, of an agricultural com
munity Railroads strive to build up
all these so that each may have an
equal chance in the sharp competl-
tion of business. So sensitive to this
rivalry are the railroads that in order
to build up business along their lines
they frequently allow the shipper 20
practically dictate rates. Rate max
ing has been matter of development; {;
of mutual concessions for mutual
benefit That is why the railroads of
the United States have voluntarily
made freight rates SO much lower in
this country than they are on the
government-owned and operated rail
ways of Europe and Australia that
they are now the lowest transporta-
ton rates in the world.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
Do You Feel Chilly, Then
FeyeriSh and Ache all Over ?
Feel Worn-out, Blue and Tired7 Have You
Fresh Cold, With Frequent Hacking
cough2 Sensation Of Soreness
in the Chest or Back2

Don't let your cold run into chronic
bronchitis or pneumonia. The very best
tonic alterat tive and body-builder at this
time is DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. Made without alcohol or dan
gerous drugs. and it contains that rare
com bination of roots and herbs that will
allay a cough Grons it out. as it were),
restores the circulation. assists the appe-
tite and digestion. and consequently re-
stores tone to the entire system. That is
the reason people look happy once more
after taking it-they feel like living. be-
cause their liver is active, the blood in
their arteries is full of that life-giving
ouality-rich red blood The blood in
turn feeds the nerves.
Nervousness and neuralgia are only the
indication that the nerves are not fed on
invigorating blood. This Medical Dis
covcry" of DR.. Pierce is natures own
restorer. 1t tones up the organism and
stimulates its functions. furnishing 70 the
body one of its necessary constituent
principles of which it is in need
This preparation is OF pleasant taste,
agrees perfectly with rebelious and sen
sitive stomachs. and is extremely efcc-
tive in restoring tone and Vlgor TO the
entire system. 1t cures gastric troubles
Of the stomach and at the same time the
blood vessels are given stimulation
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02

back and sides. For time l was un-
able to walk at all, and every make
shift l tried and all the medicine
took had not the slightest effect. My
back continued to grow weaker until
began taking Doan's Kidney Pills,
and l must say l was more than sur
prised and gratified to notice the back
ache disappearing gradually until 1t
6nally stopped"
Doan's Kidney Pills sold by all deal
ers or by mail on receipt Of price, SO
cents per box. -Milburn Co.,
Buffalo. N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
ULCERS FOR 80 YEARS.
Painful Eruptions From Knees to Feet
Seemed lncurabie-Cuticura
Ends Misery.

Another of those remarkable cures
by Cuticura, after doctors and all else
had failed, is testified to by Mr.. NJ
C. Moss of Gainesville. Texas, in the
following letter: "For over thirty
years I suffered from painful ulcers
and an eruption from my knees to
feet, and could find neither doctors
nor medicine to help me. until | used
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills,
which cured me in six months. They
helped me the very first time l used
them, and l am glad to write this so
that others suffering as l did may be
saved from misery"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
Wild Duck Domostlcated,

Andrew c. Paist Of Mechanicsville,
Bucks county, has a beautiful wild
duck among his flock Of Pekin ducks.
1t alighted last November in a state
OF bewilderment and exhaustion and
was easily captured. Its wings were
clipped so that it could not fly, and it
soon became domesticated among the
tame ducks. the most serious trouble,
that of getting used to corn diet, be-
ing overcome by degrees.
During March it laid twenty-eight
eggs, twenty-three of which have fur
nished sittings for two tame ducks,
and Mr. Paist Is eagerly waiting for
the Matching process to see what the
half wild, half domestic ducklings will
be like-Briston Observer.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
GOWN OF BEETLEs' WINGS.

Many a woman is quite content to
have her books, pictures and even her
husband chosen for her. but when it
comes to the selection of gown, even
such one rises up and asserts her.
self. Lady CurZon is an example of
just the opposite. Recipient of ver-
liable wonder gown-a present with
the choosing Of which she had naught
to dO-she has found double pleasure
in it. 1t has satisfied her exacting
fancy to the full, and has caused stir
in blase London. 1t was sent to her
by an Indian rajah, and is composed of
$1,000 wing cases of Indian beetles.
They are sewn upon silken robe and
lend a shimmering irridescence to the
flowing folds of the garment. No won
der she described it as a dream, for
it's coloring and texture is almost as
elusive as the fabric that dreams are
made of. Nearly every woman that
has behe,d the marvel has broken the
commandment against coveteousness,
and though many have tried to dupli-
safe it, their efforts have been in vain.
Both because Of the rarity of the wings
and of the difficulty of affixing them,
such a gown can only be fashioned by
years of work.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
NEWS SCRIBE TO LAND JOB.
Mai. Carson Slated az Successor to j.
Hampton Moore,

Washington, May 28.-John M. Car
son, for many years correspondent
here of the Philadelphia Public Ledg-
er, and since it's alliance with the
New York Times. the correspondent
of that paper as WELL has been Of
fered The position of chief of the bu
reau of manufactures. to succeed ].
Hampton Moore, resigned. Maj. Car
son is sixty-eight years of age, served
with distinction in the Civil war, and
is now president of the Gridiron club
and ranking man in length Of continu-
GUS service OF the corps of Washing
ton correspondents. He has taken
the offer under consideration.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02

miles from
+ r g n t o n,
Mo-, says:
"A s e v e r e
cold settled
In my kid
neys and de-
veloped s o
quickly that
I was obliged
to lay OF
work on &C.
count of the
aching in my
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
Held for Murder.

Calumet, Mich, May 20. - Eli o.
gren, arrested in Hancock on the
charge of killing Oscar Sarinen at
South Range, has been bound over to
the August term of court. The trag.
edy resulted from a drunken quarrel.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
Arrested for 1joamv.

Calumet, Mich, May 2S. - Albert
Fournier OF Lake Linden has been ar
rested Oh q charge Of bigamy and
placed under $1,000 bonds. It is al
legged that Fournier married his first
wife 1t Ipswich. Mass. in 1898.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
In Training.

Dayly-I have just bought an enor-
nous buff cochin rooster and put him
in pen under my bedroom window.
Knightly-What did you do that for?
Dayly-Well, we are about to move
to country place in the suburb of
Remota, and | wanted to get used to
it.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02

How often do we hear women say: 1T
seems as though my back would break, .
or Don't speak to me, am all out OF
sorts?" These significant remarks prove
that the system requires attention.
Backache and 1.-THE blues" are direct
symptoms of an inward trouble which
will sooner or later declare itself. 1t
may be caused by diseased kidneys or
some uterine arrangement. Nature
requires assistance and at once, and
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound instantly asserts its curative
powers in all those peculiar ailments or
women. 1t has been the standby OF
intelligent American women for twenty
years. and the ablest specialists agree
that it is the most universally success
full remedy for woman's ills known to
medicine.
The following letters from Mrs.
Holmes and Mrs. Cotrely are among
the many thousands which Mrs. Pink
ham has received this year from those
whom she has relieved.
Surely such testimony is convincing.
Mrs. j g. Holmes, of Larimore, North
Dakota, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
II have suffered everything with backache
and womb trouble let the trouble run on
until my system was in such a condition that
was unable 10 be about and then 1t was
commenced to use Lydia f. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. If | had only known how
much suffering l would have saved, should
have taken it months sooner-for a few
weeks treatment made me well and strong.
Ny backaches and headaches are all gone and
! suffer no pain at my menstrual periods
whereas before I took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound suffered intense pain ;
Mrs. Emma Cotrely, 1oo East 18th
Street New York City writes:
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
Many Children Are SIckIv.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's .
Home, New York, Cure Fevershness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
Atall Druggists ,25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
The Time.

Mrs. McLubberty-Phwat tonne is
ut, Murty? Dhe clock stopped dhe-
day.
McLubberty Cooking at his watch)
Nome o'clock, me dear.
"Whoy, Oh fought it was tin, at
laste."
cuts niver more dhon noine o'clock
at dhis tonne in dne avenin'. PUCK
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02


which throws off cold. One very good
reason why it restores the health of run
down, pale and emaciated people is be-
cause 1t first throws out the poisons from
the liver and kidneys. 1t then begins its
reconstructive work in building up flesh
and making good, rich, red blood.
II have been a sufferer from indigestion
for some thirty years, at times" writes Mr.
8. W. Mullenax. OF Circleville. w. Va. "and
have used medicine from several of our best
physicians. which gave me only little tenn
porary relief. They said i could never be
cured. Last winter | was stricken with the
worst spell that ever had. l suffered with
such severe pains in the pit OF my stomach
that l could neither work nor sleep and my
weight went down from one hundred and
ninety-flve pounds to one hundred and sixty
pounds In about two months time. ! then
concluded that would try Doctor Pierce s
Golden Medical Discovery. BY the time the
frst bottle was gone. ! felt some relief from
my severe suffering so continued until l had
used four bottles Of Golden Medical Dis
covery.' I am truly thankful for the great
benefit which / have received from your
medicine, and can cordially recommend 1t
to Others"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02

We seem now to be in the twilight
of the day of jokes that father used
to tell about the pies that mother used
to make.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
Somewhat Sensitive.

Stella-Jack told me he kissed you
under the bay window last night.
Hell en- The mean thing! 1t isn't
my fault that | have such a prom
inent Ose.-Detloit Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02

Sometimes he who wears tho laurel
wreath is more deserving Of the crown
Of thorns.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-02
MEN ARMED WITH SLUNG SHOTS,
BRICKS AND CLUBS ATTACK
WAGONS.
MAYOR GIVES UP ALL HOPE
DECLARES HE KNOWS OF NO
CONTEMPLATED PLANS FOR
PEACE.

Chicago. May 2S-Rioting broke out
afresh yesterday in the teamsters
strike. and, although nobody was seri
pusly hurt, there were number OF
vicious fights in the lumber district,
during which the police were com
PEELED to use their clubs and. in one
case, their revolvers, in order to dis
perse the mob.
A serious fight took place at the
corner of Canal and Madison streets.
The wagon Of an express company,
although protected by policeman
and a deputy sheriff, was attacked by
a large crowd despite the fact that 1T
bore on each side large placard de-
clarirg that all people had been en-
Joined by the federal court from inter
fering with the wagon. The police
man displayed his revolver, but the
crowd, paying no attention to him,
Rushed at the Wagon
and seizirg the wheels, attempted to
overturn it. riot call brought
large force of officers who dispersed
the crowd and arrested about forty OF
the most active in the disturbance.
The worst fight in the lumber dis
tri,t occurred at Twenty y-second street
and Ashland avenue, where a crowd
of men and boys all through the morn
ing had hurled stones and clubs at
every passing lumber wagon. Finally
a wagon on which Police Officer Ba-
genski was a passenger, came along,
and the mob greeted it with the usual
volley of stones. They also threatened
to attack the driver. and the situation
was so serious that the officer, draw
ing his revolver, fred six shots at the
crowd, which broke and fed in wild
confusion. None of the bullets hit
anybody.
Use Clubs and Bricks.
Last evening general rioting was
prevalent throughout the lumber dis
trict. Lumber wagons returning from
making deliveries were attacked by
crowds at every opportunity. Large
numbers of men armed with clubs,
slung shots and bricks. accompanied
by jeering women and excited chill
dren filled the sidewalks awaiting the
rassage Of wagons which were be
lieved by the crowd TO be unguarded.
At Archer avenue and Loomis street
two trucks appeared with one police
man on each. The trucks were imme-
diately bombarded with bricks and
stones and scores OF air rifles were
brought into play. A bullet from one
of these weapons seriously wounded
Policeman James Fitzpatrick in the
right hand The two policemen drew
their revolvers and fired over the
heads Of the rioters,
Holding Them at Bay
until the drivers managed to reach
their destination. A crowd of union
pickets had been stationed in a saloon
At Thirty-fifth street to block the
passage of the trucks. The police
dashed into the saloon, used their
clubs freely and chased the pickets
down the street. The route to the
yards was marked by repeated at
tempts to block the wagons and the
police made numerous charges into
the mobs.
The strike yesterday spread in a
small degree throughout the building
trades.
Mayor Dunno yesterday for the first
time since the commencement of the
strike declared that he knew of no
contemplated plans for peace. The
mayor talked as though he had aban-
doned hopes Of a settlement.