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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14
Editor Attacks Preacher.

Fitzgerald. Ca. May 15.--Rev. E. VI.
Daugherty, pastor OF one Of the Chris
tian churches here, was attacked in
the street by City Attorney z. w.
Ryman. who Is also editor Of the F1tz.
gerald Citizen. Growing out OF a
division IN the church and some arti.
Giles published in the Citizen, there
has been affecting between the two
men for some time, and the unDleas.
antness eliminated in public today. 1t
IL alleged that the minister was
struck several times and took refuge
in 3 livery stable, where the propri.
etOr prevailed on the lawyer to cease
bis attack.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14
LlahtnIna L,It, clreus rsnt.

Marietta. o., May 1sc-wnliam Tul
Illus, OF Lowell. was killed by q stroke
Of lightning which struck q side shou
tent Of the Wallace circus and foul
others were injured. They are James
Lacey. Mrs. w. H. Mcfarland. botf
with the side show; Nitric Gosette
OF Rainbow; an unknown man from
the country. Several hundred other
people we're shocked, bat none seri
Onsly injured.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14
Home for consumpslves.

81. Louis. May 1ss--The building Of
the "Fraternal CITY," q great sana
forum for conSumptives in New Mex.
leo, covering $4,000 acres Of land. was
celebrated At q banquet in the Plant.
ers hotel. this city. Within i've pears
Il IL expected $4,000 consamptives
from all parts Of the country viii be
living At the National FFaternai sana,
forum. The movement has been
started by frsternallsts. and 10 wholly
for the benefit Of the fraternsl system
The sanitoTium win Be open 10 the
members Of all Organizations Of The
kind = = lGIT~
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

emperor william Of Germany says
thar the Russian army has been de-
morallsed By vice and che undue ose Of
strong drishs snd he thinks be could
make betftr showing IN An effort to
avert the "yellow peril" Bat it is only
game OF bluH, a. he knows wsll
enough that hls uncle Edsard would
nos permit him to interfere. The Japs
are q clever lot and can accommodate
all corners 1t present.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

More cotton viii he shipped out from
the port Of Peusseola during she sum
mss, says The Daily News, shan hAa
been handied there daring any winser.
II the prediction Of those having some
thing 70 do with the exporting depart
msnt 81 The /. 4 n. counts for great
deal. Tpo whf&hppsss on the railroad
docks ste nca lilIed from end to end
with thontanta Of balst, and this is be-
ing sddsd 20 daily by the trains arriv-
ing from che rlorlda. Georgia aud Ala
bamn cotton crossing sections, causing
20 be piled % there fortune in the
iieeey sfspIs.
The majority Of the bales which are
held awaiting The arrival OF steamers
are o. the square variety, which aver
sgse IN weight from 400 70 800 pounds.
When 3 steamer sails ever week, or
twice week. with from 5000 20 5000
bales. it will be seen that there viii be
q lasge increase In the exporting val.
lies from that port in the next few
weeks.
The charter list Of the Gulf Transit
Company, which was iSsued Thursday,
shows there are At least nine steam
stips 20 take cotton from Pensacola
during The next three weeks. One Of
these IL the British steamer y. o. Salt.
marsh, the vessel built for the Tampico
coal trade. bus ubish had TO be pressed
Into Che service Of the serFA Line 70
keep up with the great increase Of the
trade 20 the Engilsh port, The Salt
marsh viii load about May 10, OF as
coon - she Estnrns from Tampico.
whore she wen, with q load Of coal
several days ago.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

By local applications. a. they eannos
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There 's only ODe way 10 cure deafness,
and that IL by constitutional remedies.
Deafness IL caused By an lnhamsd con.
dttion Of the mucous lining Of The
EustAehian Tubs. When this cubs is
Indamsd yoa have = rambllne soaud OF
lmpeFfect hearing, aud when 70 10 "a.
urely clceed, deafness 10 the resah.
and anless the Inflammation can Be
taken on, and The tabe restorrd o. lss
noFmal condition. hearing will be de-
strOyvd tofcvefs zine eases out Of Ten
ap caused By catafrA. which Il nothing
bon an iIuamed eoaditiea % the ma
eoos snFfaces.
We oaeF One Hundred Dollars Ne.
WaFd for any case q deafness caused 81
ealsrEh tAai easaoi - sased b. Halle
cataFrh Care.
~ CKrxRy a o.. Toleaa. q.
sold ~ drueHlsts. fke.
Isks hsifs Family Pllh iur soabsl.
=. -.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

There are HAhy imPorIab, bills that
should come before the Legislature
before the close Of the session. and
some msmbeu sho0A b careful In
presenting bills Of ttiiitae Importance
As AiadrAncs 70 needed legislation,
A majority Of our representatives are
~ Tallahassee Tor the bssa interests Of
the stats. and shey should nos he
Handicapped.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

A lady stepped Into . Gainesville
store . few days ago and inquired ;
"Havs you sos say white ehildren's
hAtsf" On receiving an Affirmative an
seer, both customer and clerk smiled
and the lady said Have you nY
ehlldrcn's white hassS" Then a sale
saved them, q Ia ERoch Arden.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

VIA, q grand organization IL would
be- 10 see che NeteSAn Of the Civil
War united n ons 0rAnd Army Of The
Republie--the Bl0e and the Gray
united andes bead Of brotherhood ard
standing shoulder 70 shoulder Al
tAs meeting held In waaAlngtOa.
thursday and Friday. susA IN assoel.
alien was disguised and Il h quite GER
saia that 10 Ice there uill BE- a grand
rsunlen and review In watAinEtoa q
the nles ant Graz,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

The Ice sohoonsFs going from Miami
% ths Bahamas haze . cool cargo 10
unlosd, II ICED sehOohsss should be
sent 20 come Of the dry counties 10 BE-
unloadsd skess hot days. what . lot Of
'ioue,horsmen would be found.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

The Jaeksonvills Daily Sun 10 grad.
uAlly getting down 10 business and be-
coming state paper More state aud
lees "sassi.y" hewt ls what The people
want. IL reaches Gainesville each
svealng By mail. while Ice evening
contemporary fails 10 &c, here.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

Every man hes HE price," That
Cincinnati man who agreed 10 keep
sober for three years Tor the income
for lie from 10000 valued himself
hiRhly Ba. then he dldn't ovsFestl.
mate The dIiiionltiSs Be fore him. jack
bonyills nmas.u nlon.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14
cor Hls HAIR sAcK.
Was Perfectly BALD when he Started
Co Use Newbro's HeEpgeida


Frederick MANUEL. Maryland block,
Butte, Montana, bought a bottle or New
bros Herpicide. April 8. -. and began 20
use II for entire badness. The hair fol-
iiCles IN his scalp were not dead and In
20 days he had hair all over his head.
on July she writes. "and today my hair
In aa thick and luxuriant as any one
could wish" Eewbro's Herpiclde works
on an old principle and with n new as
cowry-dsstroy the cause and yon re-
move the effect Herpicide destroys the
germ that causes dandruR. falling hair,
ane finally badness. 90 that with tho
cadse gone the effect cannot remain.
Stops falling hair az once ana a now
growth starts Sold by leading
druggists. Send iec. In stamps foe sample
TO The HeSpieide Co. Detroit Mich.
]. y. BedifsVd 4 Co.. Speciai Agents
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

The Atlanta Journal very literally
Foasss che railroad commissioners Of
shat State, and Gays thai II new
board was appointed 10 the sauna man
ner, n u Vas no better. could be no
worse,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

The Tltusvflle star, aged Is. 10 as
bright looking ~ u baI sweet 10 Ith
nswsy local paper and deserves good
treatment At the hands OF the Titus.
Vile people
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

AZ ndvsftlsIns bisin become dps after arst
appearances q advsiiisensni, unlsss oihsfwias
niipuieicd IN contract. Parties net kHownao -
viii he requires . pay for advertising IN Cd
vaner Address TRR DAILY sUN,
oAfNnnvrl1R, PA.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

Besides having . strike on ItS hands,
the city Of Psnsaeola has 4 warm may
orally fight to contend with, and the
mercury way up.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

The s,org Of the diamond necklaces
lOsl b. Mrs. Vanderbilt By having her
baggage plundeFsd on che East Coast
Railway vas DIS Betlon. -
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

Kansas wants men In lts wheat
5elda, but thsss came men will BE-
money ahead 10 remain In Florida.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

Rockefeller snd Morgan, brokers In
issIsIsturAs, hsVs opened up business
IN New York. IS,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

FIsbIng Il Sabbath breaking on the
q.s." u isn't the Lord they want 70
serve.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

Jerome q 90 sore becsuse he eould
not hang Ban Patterson thu, he bIsmes
IhenewspspeFe.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

The Tviese-wssk epr i al elShtpaes. forty
cOismn papsg, pabllshed every Monday and
Thursday. ana eoeiains aiI ne nekr q ths
week, iecai. State aBd ernssal, ana win b
mailed. portage ifef, % aay part d ths usiied
states o. csnnda, foE St.eo yeaT-ie sdvance.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

seeding n1ileen h igcai coiuinn % e<ntr fine
for atss iHssFtion. ana eeuis foT secb additional
inatftion.
hates for display sdvssii.lnE asas ssovu On
appilcAiion.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-14

1anDAIly sUS, pubiishsd every mofning ~
eepl Monday. delivered BY carrier 10 me chg. o.
Ensjisd 70 any part Of the Uriied elnfss, posiags
fset, fore years saso six months: ff.ss three
zouihg o. 50 csnss for Eve wssks-atsicsiy "a
adsanee
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
.GANTENBEIN HERE
DISCUSSES FORMATION OF
OREGON NATIONAL GUARD

Most of the Officers and Many of the
Men Now Serving in the Oregon
National Guard Served in the
PhHippines-The Guard VIII Take
Part I'm the Opening Ceremonies at
the Exposition.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19

C. U. Gantenbein, colonel Of the
third regiment o. N. g., is in the city
today upon legal business and is a
guest of the Hotel st. George. Dur
ing the Spanish-American war Mr..
Gantenbein was major of the first
battalion of the second oregon regi-
ment and followed the war was for
time the adjutant general of Ore
gon. By reason OF his position and
his military experience, Mr.. Ganten-
bein is an interesting person to
meet.
In speaking today of the present
organization of the o. N. G.. he gave
as his belief that It is now in a much
better condition than under the old
system followed before the Dick bill
became a law. There is now but
one full regiment in this state, the
third, of which, Mr.. Gentenbein, is
the colonel, and besides this there is
separate battalion composed Of
four companies in southern Oregon.
The third regiment is made up Of
nine companies in western Oregon,
mostly at Portland, and the three
companies of eastern Oregon, locat-
ed at Baker City, La Grande and The
Dalles respectively
One of the features of the guard
as now formed is the large number
of Second Oregon veterans as Off
GERS and enlisted men. OF the IL
captains in the third regiment eight
of them are veterans according to
Colonel Gantenbein and of the regi-
mental staff half of the number saw
service in the Philippines This same
percentage is said to prevail through
out the entire guard, even a large
percentage of the enlisted men being
veterans.
The o. N. G. encampment will very
likely be held at Gearhart Park this
year in Colonel Gantenbein's opin-
ion, though the matter has not YET
been definitely decided upon, and
will probably be held about July 10.
On the opening day of the Levi:
and Clark fair it is proposed to have
the western Oregon companies Of the
third regiment in the parade and
also the regulars from Vancouver
barracks. But owing to the lack o.
funds, it will be impossible for thu
eastern and southern oregon compa
nies to be present.
During the late war company G, o
which the old Pendleton compan!
was a part was in the first battalion
in the second oregon and under tn
command of Major, now Colonel Gan
tenbein.
Lieutenant Charles Murphy, VIII
was in company X, second Oregon, /
captain of the Lewis and Clarl
guards. The guards will consist o
rs national guardsmen.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
Birthday Of oldest Pensloner.

Ava, N. Y, April 19.-Hiram S.
Cronk, the only surviving pensioner
of the war of 1912, celebrated his
1O5th birthday today. The aged vet
eran lives with his daughter, Mrs.
Sarah A. Rowley, on a farm at the
outskirts of this village. He enjoys
splendid health for a man of such
great age, and his faculties are as
keen as those of many people only
half his age.
Mr.. Cronk's career has been that
of a true and patriotic American.
Born April 19, 1900, in Herkimer
county, N. Y, to Mr.. and Mrs. James
Cronk, who were among the first set
tiers of the Mohawk valley, he was
reared on a farm until IA years old,
when he enlisted with Captain Ed
ward Fuller at Western, n. Y, in
the New York volunteers The same
day James Cronk, the father, and
John and Jasper Cronk, brothers, en-
listed with the same regiment. All
served in the defense of Sackett's
harbor, and at the close of the war
with England the father and three
sons were honorably discharged.
Hiram S. Cronk survived his father
and brothers, but they all reached a
ripe age.
Until three years ago the venera-
BILE pensoner drew only $12 per
month, but congress has increased his
pension to $25 a month.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
Patriots Day Celebrated.

Boston, Mass, April 19.-Patriot's
Day was generally observed through
out Massachusetts, today, the celebra-
ton recalling the old traditions and
historic incidents of the Revolution.
AS usual the day was made an occa-
sion for the holding of many sports
and outdoor exercises in Boston and
vicinity. The sporting event of the
day, to which most interest attached,
was the annual Marathon road race.
Almost one hundred A. A. U. runners
took part in the race, which started
at Ashland, with the finishing point
in Boston, a distance of 25 miles.
There also were cycle races, baseball
games, cricket matches and other
sports,
As usual the principal patriotic
celebration of the day was at Lexing-
ton and Concord. In Boston all the
old houses of historic interest were
gayly decorated and were kept open
all day for the inspection of visitors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
$50 .OoO Seat Wedding Gift.

Chicago, ILL.,, April IA notable
society wedding today was that OF
John Farson, Jr., son of John Farson
a well known Chicago banker, and
Miss Pearl Laverty, daughter of Mrs
r. S. Murray. The ceremony was
performed in the Forty-first Street
ed by large reception at the Hote
Metropole. The bridegroom
father gave to the bride costly gem.
and a magnificent trousseau, while
his gift to his son. was a seat on tn,
New York Stock Exchange, COSTING
$50 1000.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
Columbia River Valley.

Hood River, Wasco county, p. D.
Heinrichs-First days of week clear
and warm, nights frosty; the last days
cloudy, but no rain; prune and pear
trees in bloom and promise a full
crop; apple trees beginning to bloom;
fall wheat in fine condition, also clo-
yer and alfalfa.
Moro, Sherman county, H. w.
Strong-Week dry and unseasonably
cool; seeding well advanced, and early
sown grain coming up slowly.
Condor, Gillian county, F. B. Ste
vens-Heavy frost first of week, with
some slight showers later; fine grow
ing weather; grass better than for
several years at this season; stock
doing we'll; farm work progressing
rapidly.
lone, Morrow county, Edward Riet-
mann-Weather favorable and both
fall and spring grain are doing well.
Pendleton, Umatilla county, H. j.
Taylor-Weather cool; wheat doing
we'll; ground clear of weeds and in
good condition for growing; summer
fallow just right for plowing; pas
lures poor; plums, pears and cherries
in bloom; cannot say now how badly
fruit has been damaged.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19

The first half of the week was dry
with frosty nights and warm after
moons. The last half was showery,
and good rains fell in all sections of
the state. The soil is now in ex-
cellent condition for plowing and
termination of seeds, and farming
operations have made rapid progress
during the past week.
The stand of fall wheat is good;
the plant is healthy and its growth
during the week has'been satisfactory.
Spring wheat seeding is well advanced
and in many sections completed. The
early sown came up nicely and no
complaints are made in any locality
regarding it's condition. Barley and
is much better than usual at this sea-
son of the year, and all grasses and
forage plants are thrifty and promis-
ing. Lambing is well advanced and
the losses have been small Goat
shearing is finished and the mohair
clip is above the average, both in
quality and quantity.
Early gardens are up and good
progress has been made in planting
late gardens. Considerable land has
been prepared for corn. and in the
southern sections some corn has been
planted. Early potatoes are doing
well, except in a few exposed places,
where they were injured by frost.
Hops are thrifty and promising.
The frosts have undoubtedly done
considerable harm to fruit, but to
what extent correspondents disagree
Some think only a reasonable amount
of thinning has occurred and that the
fruit crop will be better in conse-
quence thereof, while others claim
that Italian prunes, peaches, pears
cherries and plums have been seri-
ously harmed. Apples and French
prunes have received but little injury
Some varieties of apples have moi
bloomed so full as usual, but the con.
dition of apples is generally promis
| ing
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
Last Home Vanished.

When leading physicians said that
w. NJ. Smithart, of Pekin, Ia, had
incurable consumption. his last hope
vanished; but DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, kept him out OF his grave. He
says: This great specific complete
ly cured me, and saved my life.
Since then 1 have used 1t for over 10
years, and consider It a marvellous
throat and lung cure" Strictly sci
entific cure for Coughs, Sore Throats
or Colds; sure preventive OF Pneu-
monia. Guaranteed, soc and $l.00
bottles at Tallman & Co.'S drug store.
Trial bottle free.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
a Dareflevil Ride

often ends In a sad accident. To
heal accidental injuries, use Buck
Inns Arnica Salve. "a deep wound
in my foot from an accident" writes
Theodore Schuele. of Columbus. o.,
caused me great pain. Physicians
were helpless. but Bucklen's Arnica
Salve quickly healed It." Soothes and
heals burns like magic. 25c at Tall
man & Co.'S, druggists.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
Letter Carriers Meet.

Cleveland, o.. April 19.-The Off
GERS of the National Association OF
Letter Carriers began a meeting ir
Cleveland today. One of the princi-
pal matters to be considered is the
case of the national president, ]. c
Keller of this city, who became in
volved with the postoffice department
and was summarily dismissed from
the service
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
Easter Sale.

The ladies OF the Christian church
will have their Easter sale on Thurs
day and Friday in the lecture room of
the church. April 20 and 21. All kinds
of pretty and useful articles will be
on sale. An excellent program will be
given on Thursday evening at 1880
o'clock. Admission 10c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19

A train of 10 cars loaded with cedar
telephone poles, left Wardner, Idaho.
recently for Michigan. The forests of
Michigan are said to be almost COM
pletely denuded of such timber.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
OREGON DEVELOPMENT LEAGUE

Portland, Oregon, April 26th, 1905.
For above occasion the o. R. & N.
makes a round trip rate of $9,15.
Tickets on sale for rtains No. 1 and
No. 8, April 25th. Final limit April
2Sth. For particulars call on or ad-
dress e. c. Smith, Agent
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
CROP PROSPECTS
LANDING WELL AD-
VANCED; LOSSES LIGHT.

Frosts Have Injured Fruits TO Some
Extent-Stand of Fall Wheat is
Very Good-H. j. Taylor Says the
Wheat Fields OF UmatilIa Are Clear
of Weeds.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-19
Plateau Region.

Richland, Baker county, 1. N. Brad
ford-Weather getting warmer, but
continued frost has damaged fruit to
quite an extent; early gardens being
planted and some are up; some wheal
is up and looks well; alfalfa doing
nicely; irrigation has just commenc-
ed; range looks we'll; lambing has just
commenced; some early potatoes
planted; oats will be sown in a few
days; a scarcity of irrigation water
expected here this season.
La Grande, Union county, w. F.
Gekeler-Fall wheat making splendid
growth; spring seeding well along;
pasturage a little short but stock
generally looks well; some early fruit
may be damaged, as it has frozen a
good deal at night.
ontario, Malheur county, S. L.
Spann-Some light frost, but no dam
age done to crops, unless it be to
early fruit; all crops doing we'll; no
irrigation needed yet.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1905-03-23
Literal but Deceptive Truth.

They had finished the parish tea
and the curate stood up to say a few
words to the recipients before they
dispersed. He spoke in eloquent terms
of the impec uniosity of curates in gen.
eral and then went on to say in ap-
parently touching tones: why, even
as l stand before you now have only
half shirt to my back" A few days
later the reverend gentleman received
parcel containing half a dozen new
shirts, accompanied by a card bearing
the name of one of his fair parishion-
ers. At the earliest opportunity he
called upon the lady and thanked her
for her gift and then proceeded to ask
what had prompted the kind action.
Why she replied, you told us the
other night that you only had half a
shirt to your back" True" answer
ed he, "but the other half was in
'front.'"
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1905-03-23

VINES Arrangement EHeetuaily Aux-
xied Cscsious Husband.

a PERTAIN seii known politicians
daughter has 8 husband who Is dis
posed 10 be critical Most Of bis
friends are men OF great wealth. who
live extremely yell. and association
with them has made him somewhas
hard 10 please In tho matter Of cook
Ing.
what Is this meant for he would
ask. after tasting an entree his SIfe
had racked her brain TO think up
What on earth Is this?" he would
say when desert came on.
rs this supposed TO be salad" he
would inquire sarcasticaily wheh the
lettucs was served.
The wife stood II as long as she
could One evening he came home In
a particularly captious humor. His
wife was dressed In her most beeom-
ing gown and fairly bubbled over with
wit. They went In TO dinner. The
soup tureen was brought in Tied TO
one handle was a card containing the
information In a big round hand:
This is SOUP"
hoast Deer followed, WITH piacaTd
Announcing: This is roast beef.
The potatoes were labeled. the
gravy dish was placarded, the olives
bore card marked Olives" the salad
howl carried tag marked Salad.
and when the ice cream came In a
card announcing This is ice cream"
cane with it,
The wife talked of a thousand diff
ferent things all through the meal.
Never once by word or look did she
refer to the labeled dishes. Neither
then nor thereafter did she say a
word about them. and never since
that evening has the captious husband
ventured to indulge in criticism of
his home dinners.-New York Press