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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

''Ah! proud beautyI'' exclaimed little
Snifflzins, you spurn my love now, but,
let me tell you, 1 viii not always be
clerk. Il
That's So" interrupted the heartlegs
girl, you may lose your iob."-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

Consolidated Brokel-I have just made
M my annual balance sheet, and do you
know that on last years operations loSt
over s25O.OOO? It's q fact, and the worst -t OF
it Is that fully 500 OF that was my own
money! Amt it awful?-NeW Yorker.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

.How was your Sunday school picnic?
Nice?"
''Oh! a birdF'
-Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

He-They've been married and divorced
six times
She-So?
He-Yes. She's been divorced i've times
and he once.-Chicago Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

Mr.. Stubs has settled it: He is not
a candidate for the United States sem
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

The Tramp-Yer needn't be afraid to
give me a quarter, boss.
Mfllionaire-Needn't be afraid!
THE Tramp-No; I won't say it's tainted
Daily News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

I'VE haven't the orators We once had, "
said the man who is habitually regretfui
ives we have" answered Senator Sor-
ghllrn. ''the trouble is that the public now
a-days is too busy to listen TO 'en. -
washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

First Mott-Where are you going to
spend the summer?
Second Moth have made arrangements
to board with a fur coat, but don't know
whether m be able to stand it. It's fear
fully crowded already.-Detrolt Free
Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

sDid you ever notice anything funny
about his conversational"
Funny I should say not. There aD-
solutely no point to it."
That's the funny part OF It. Having nc
uoint to it. how is it that he bores so
Quickly Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

rs that young man economicaI!" asked
one director. ,.ry-
IN a way" answered the other. he
tries to save his own income BY charging
the cost OF his dinner parties to the ousl-
ness in which he is partner. Wa hlns-
ton Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

Slxinner-I say, Smarte. can you give me
change for a dollar bill2
srnarte-Upon one condition, nay oesE
fellow, You must give me the dollar bill.
Slxinner-Oh, if you mean to be so par
ticiIIar as that I'm afraid we can't do bus
mess Standardization Transcript.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

ssPa," said the son Of the multi-million-
aire 81 want an automobile"
what? Where's the last one bought
your demanded his father.
why, good graciousi That was nearly
q week ago.n-Ph iiadelphia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

/ Mrs. McBIuff-I thought you might at
least have put a dollar in the collection
plate at church today.
Mr. McBlun-What was the use2 There
wasn't anybody looking when the plate
came to me.-P hiladelpElia Press IA
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

''Leonidas," said MI Meektons wife.
Took me in the eye and answer me one
question: Have you ever deceived me
about anything?"
well, Henrietta" he answered. after
much hesitation Il must confess that
have not been altogether frank. On nu-
nerous occasions have dissembled to the
extent of trying to appear far more anna
BILE than I really felt. '--Philadelphia Led
ger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-08

DE man dat smaht enough to recognize
good advice when he hears it, said Uncle
Eben, sis generally smaht enough to make
up his own advice in de fus' place
Washington Star.
Smyrna times., 1905-03-15
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More Hay.

Two clubmen were praising the pluck
of dogs.
"a good dog" said one. ''has the
same kind of pluck that old Jerome
McWade used to show.
"He was farmer, seventy years old,
but still hale and hearty. One morning
he and his two sons got to wrangling
over their strength, and Jerome de-
clared that he could load quite as fast
as they could pitch it.
$50 to the fields they went, and Je-
rome got into a hay wagon with his
fork, and the two boys down below be-
gan to pitch the hay up to him as fast
as they could pitch it.
'The old man stood up to his work
stoutly. He loaded with lightning
speed. and all the while he kept calling
doeyn: More hayl More hay!
"The boys worked hard Their youth
told in their favor. Old Jerome got to
loading more and more untidily. Still
ne he scrambled about on top Of the
uneven mounds he continued to shout
| More hay!
"AIl of sudden he tripped as he
dug in his fork and fell from the Wagon
TO the ground
"sAh.' said his eldest son, what are
you doing down nereT
"Jerome as he rose answered;
az came down for more hay.''-
Harper's Weekly.
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ker in touch with the markets of Baltimore,
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The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28

Ross Hollngsworth, Colorado
Midland engineer living at Cardiff,
who caused considerable excitement
among his fri ends and gained good
amount of newspaper notoriety sew
eral days last week on account of his
sudden disappearance, was seen in
Denver Sunday morning down on Sew
enteenth street by Travelling Auditor
o. B. kirkpatrick who recognized
him and told him of the search that
was being made for him. Holdings
worth had, however, apparently been
located as he had heard of the death
of his mother which occurred in Lead
vile Thursday. and he left for that
city Monday morning. Engineer Hol-
lingsworth had been indisposed for
some time and went to Denver for
vacation on the advice of his physi.
clan.
On the afternoon of Thursday
he was in company with friend
whom he left about four clock to
go to the home of his half brother on
Champa street. A little later he
called at Il grocery store near and ask
ed to leave his grip, giving his name
and explaining that W. F. Holdings.
worth was not at home.
When the death of his mother
made it necessary to communicate
with him, he was not to be found,
and it was thought that he must
have been overcome by illness or had
met with foul play, but he seemed in
moderately good health when found
and the uneasiness felt was unneces-
sary.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
Couldn't Fool En-

Peter Kirchen and Miss Lenore
Camac, both of Leadville, were united
in marriage Saturday evening at the
Catholic church by Father O'Dwyre.
After the ceremony, Ed. Rurnaugh,
the willy hackdriver VINO has succeed
ed several times in outwitting the
crowd of lads who make it point to
pay a newly married couple friendly
visit, made one of his famous drives
through most of the streets and few
of the alleys of the city in order to
elude the vigilance of the boys which
made the couple think they We're in
Boston. However, when the couple
was quietly landed at the Weideman
home and Ed had started back to-
wards town congratulating himself on
his success, the head of one of the
scouts was seen peering over a high
board fence. Mr.. Burnaugh told
straightforward story about how the
couple was left at the kendrick cot.
tages, but it was no use-the day was
lost and the boys made their usual
call
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
GREAT REVIVAL
IN GLENWOOD
Services will Continue Throughout
Next Week at the Methodist
ChurCh---Gredt Interest
Manifested
REV. DtfLONE TAKES up WORN

The interest at the evangelstic
meetings now being held in the Pres
byterian church by Reverend Berger
increased with each service. He is a
wonderful speaker and his message
goes direct to the heart. The power
of God is manifest as never before in
our city. Each night the church is
crowded to its capacity and hearts are
being aroused. Quite n number have
accepted Christ and made known their
determination to lead Christian life.
There is absent the buster and noise
often heard in such services, and
deep under current of true religious
revival is seen and felt in the whole
community. The Christian people of
the community should aid in every
way this grand work
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28

The union evangelistic meetings
now in progress will continue right
on through next week each evening at
7:3O with day meetings at p. m. in
the Methodist church. Evangelist
Dehone, of Xenia, ILL.,, will close one
of the most successful meetings ever
held in Durango next Sunday night
where scores of men and women have
heen converted, and from there he
comes to Glenwood to take the meet
ings in charge, which have had such
remarkable beginning under the lead
ership of Rev. Mr.. Berger.
The pastors of the city will carry
on the meeting until Mr.. Defone ar
rives on Wednesday, Everybody come
and let us have the best week Glen
wood has ever known.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28

The story is a beautiful one, show
ing what true heart, such as Uncle
Nat possesses together with determi-
nation, can do. His love for his
brother, which is proven by giving up
his happiness so that the other may
enjoy it, his CAREFUL watch over his
niece, and finally the saving of his
brothers home, has tendency to
bring ont the carefully polished edges
of this idyl of the Maine coast Ar
engagements have been made for fine
scenic production OF Mr.. Herne's mas
terpiece at the opera house Feb. 3.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
GIenwOOd'S First Booster

Percy A. Leonard, manager of the
Western World Publishing company,
of Denver, paid Glenwood visit Sat
urday Mr.. Leonard has edit ted news
papers in Leadville, Grand Junction,
Buena Vista and other Colorado towns,
and among other things claims the
distinction of having given Glenwood
it's first writeup, about twenty years
ago when he was in Buena Vista.
That was several years before Glen
wood dared dream of a railroad and
the trip was made overland via AS
pen on cold winters day The pro
prietors of the little hotel then here
advised him to try hot mineral bath
to get his circulation back to normal,
and after Il certain amount of insist
ing Leonard was induced to take II
bath in the tent bath house. Al
though perhaps lacking in the conven-
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28

Denver Colo, Jan. H. 1865.
Major S J. DeLan Glenwood Springs Colorado.
Dear Sir: | have noticed great deal in the papers
recently in regard the friction existing between the
citizens of Glenwood the Glenwood Hot Springs
pany, and have also something the effect that the
springs company had felt it incumbent upon them to close
the bath house and defer the opening of the hotel
until late in the possibly not before July LIST
| have had no direct communication from anyone
great in the matter, and in view of the great
money that railroad company has expended
in advertising Glenwood Springs and the fact that
just expended something like $3.50 900 to it
attracte feature of road it strikes ser
indeed to the we'll to the railroad
company that this OF afair should exist.
In looking the matter with idea of seeing
what could do in the way of Strengthening things out
it struck forcibly that probably you the
person open up the question with view of securing
amicabe settlement of troubles To be frank, do
not know which side of the question you but do
best interest of Glenwood
Springs and think you will agree with that fric-
ton of kind is for its best interest, but the
contrary extremely disastrous The closing down of the
bath house and the failure open the hotel in April will
the deter all of east bound California
travel from stopping at the Springs they have done
heretofore.
Is there not something you could do in the way
of smoothing this rn1ed state of aairst If
anywhere the future las you probably
will be, of the Legislature being in SESSION.
would glad talk the situation with you.
l would be pleased hear from you by return mail
to how you feel in regard to the matter.
Yours truly
(Signed) K. HOOPER.
G. p. & T. A.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
Evangelist Chapman I'm Route

The Rio Grandc passenger depot
was the seem of surprising activity
Tuesday night. 1t had been publicly
announced at the Presbyterian ser
vices several nights previous that
Evangelist Chapman and his corps of
able assistants would pass through
Glenwood on No. so the services at
the church, conducted by Rev. G. A
Berger, were closed in time for the
congregation to march down to the
station. The people of Glenwood
were eager to see and hear the great
evangelist who had worked such won
ders in Denver, and We're repaid by
hearing Mr. Chapman say few
words from the platform of the train.
but these were enough to show his
wonderful power as a speaker Mr..
Chapman stated that an effort was
being made to bring him and his AZ
sistants back to Colorado to hold
meetings in Il number of the cities
and towns of the state, which, let us
hope, will be successful.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28

fences usually considered necessary
for pleasant bath. the properties of
the waters flowing through the little
1Oxl2 tent were as salutary as those
flowing through the magnificent stone
structures that adoln the spot today,
and the editor from Buena Vista was
so invigOrated and enthused that he
went home and published glowing
account of the wonders of Glenwood
mineral springs. This bit of advertis-
ing by Gelder and Ensensperger of
the hotel paid we'll, as does all
careful and reliable advertising and
boosting, and was the direct cause of
bringing to Glenwood some of our
present substantial business men,
among them Louis and J. C. Schwarz,
who We're then in business in Buena
Vista, besides indirectly spreading
the fame of the hot water city.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
Birthday Party

One of the very incest parties of
the season was given last Saturday
afternoon by Miss Gladys Lee to her
friends in honor of her thirteenth
birthday. At the appointed hour
the fourteen invited guests bl ight and
smiling in their pretty party dresses,
were received by the hostess at the
parlor of Hotel Glenwood.
A pleasant hour was spent enjoy
ing games and music but that was
only part OF the good time in store
for them. They were then escorted
to the dining room to behold beau
tiful table laden with most tempt.
ing lunch The decorations were
in pink, carnations being in profu-
sion. A dainty cup and saucer was
given each guest rs a souvenir of the
occasion.
Those present were; Valentine
Crook, Alice Mccall, Mary Camp
bell, Mae Thomas, Pearl Dougan.
Bella Wolff, Irene Teagarden, Agnes
Campbell, Mary Ford, Gretta Clark
Frances Malaby, Louise Wolff. Ruth
Dougan and Fannie Thomas
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
"ShOre Acres" COminq

That such beautiful work of stage
art rs Shore Acres has managed to
pass its first decade and still prove
attractive to the lover of the drama,
speaks we'll for the future of Ameri
can dramatic art. This quaint play
of American home life well deserves
the great success it has attained, and
its acceptance as native classic is
but simple recognition of its merits.
Shore Acres carries with it an air
of delightful farm life, intermingled
with true character that cannot help
appealing to a persons better nature
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
Reservation Opening Postponed

The proposed opening to settlement
of the Uintah Indian reservation has
brought out the "sual number of in
quiries from prospective settlers as to
the manner of allotment and the mo-
dus operandi of filing on the lands.
The announcement has been made
that the reservation would be open to
settlement March TO- 1905, and that
while the method of allotment has
not been determined that the usual
method of lottery drawing would not
be adopted
A letter of inquiry from the Post to
Congressman Hogg has brought the
information that the opening will
probably be postponed until October,
and the allotment made by the usual
method of drawing, and we quote as
follows from Mr.. Hogg's letter:
There is bill now before con
gress extending the time of opening
until October LIST, and also providing
for the opening by drawing; the bill
also provides for ninety days notice
by proclamation This bill will un-
doubtedly pass, and l think you will
be justified in publishing this so your
readers may know. AS to everything
else the land will be subject to entry
under the general land laws the same
as any other public land
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
REASONABLE,
BUSINESS-L|kE
That Was the Nature Of the
Meeting of Our Citizens at
Which Mr.. R. p. Ddvie
Talked Sugar beetS
A FACTORY FOR 1906 PROBABLE

Some weeks ago the Three Rivers
Beet Sugar Promotion company was
organized among the business men
of Glenwood for the purpose of in
vestigating sugar beet culture in the
territory reasonably adjacent to Glen
ment the erection of beet sugar fac
tory. AT the first meeting of the sub
scribers, it was agreed to consult with
Mr.. R. p. Davie, of Colorado Springs,
president and general manager of the
Great Western Sugar company operat-
ing at Grand Junction, the only fac
tory in Western Colorado. On ac-
count of Mr.. Davies we'll known sue
cess in sugar manufacture, his advice
was sought as it was the desire of
the promoters of the project to start
out on practical lines and conduct tn
Investigations along business lines.
Tuesday morning Mr. Davie ar
rived in Glenwood and was taken in
hand by our citizens and driven ont
in the country where he was shown
several proposed sites for sugar fac
tory He expressed himself as highly
pleased with the locations shown him,
especially the fact that those elements
which enter so largely in the manu-
facture of beet sugar coal, coke,
lime rock and pure water-are so
abundant in the near vicinity of
Glenwood.
In the afternoon about thirty of our
citizens met Mr. Davie at Dougan'
hall where the object sought WAS
stated and Mr.. Davie explained in
very interesting manner the requisites
for sugar factory and the best plan
to adopt in interesting capital in
such an enterprise.
First of all and above everything
else said Mr.. Davie, ''you must dem
onstrate that your farmers can and
will raise sugar beets. When that is
made clear, there will be no trouble
whatever to raise the necessary funds
for the erection of IA factory"
Mr.. Davie says the eyes of CAPT
talists who are investigating the beet
sugar proposition are turned toward
the irrigated districts of the west and
this principally because by irrigation
the. best and surest results are obtain
ed. The speaker maintained very
conservative demeanor throughout and
said more harm was done the business
by over enthusiasm, false statements
and lack of knowledge of the business
than in any other way. Mr.. Davie
says the truth is good enough. He
claims there is good money made rails
ing sugar bee's and produced many UNI
solicited letters from growers to prove
the assertion, but claims the work
must be done Systematically and I'M
der the direction of practical field
managers to make it profitable and
says he would not advise farmers to
take it up on very large scale the
first year.
Mr. Davie agreed to accept con
tracts for the coming year for 1000
acres of beets in Garfield, Pitkin and
Eagle counties and said he felt sure
that if this amount of acreage could
be successfully cultivated the coming
season, a factory could and would
be built in time to handle the 1906
crop.
Major S. X. Hooper was present
and gave the meeting assurance that
his company would lend every posi-
in the way of equitable freight rates
op1 otbarw;oa
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-28
1T. IS INTERESTED IN
GLfNWOOD'S WELFARE
Denver Rio Grdnde Railroad Takes Up Question Of
Opening Baths and Hotel
CORRESPONDENCE SHOWING FEELING OF THE ROAD

The following correspondence which is self -explana
tory is given here to show the outsiders and those
who have shown their interest in in liberal
and substantial manner view the present conditions in
Glenwood Springs
Genwood Springs, Colo Jan. 49, 1905.
To the Qualified Voters of Genwood Springs
The undersigned earnestly calls your attention to the
enclosed copies of letters from s. X Hooper ESQ., general
agent of the Denver & Rio Grande railroad
of a telegram from its president Mr. Jeffrey
These communications plainly show the imminent dan
ger threatening the prosperity of through the
strained relations existing between of citi
zens and the Hot Springs company.
We cannot afford to antagonze the railroads running
into Glenwood Springs prosperity depends retain
ing their good will. Hence much have been in
favor of municipal ownership sincerely believe that in
the interests of continued prosperity it be
hooves tax payer to do his utmost to remedy the
listing unfortunate conditions.
Sincerely yours,
/ Del,