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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1905-11-18

We0neS00y, November %%d, 1908, lN
At 10 O'Clock A. NJ, rain or shine, "a
:. The fol f4qlnlo wing Personal Property. viz:
well broken and will H&4
AW work anywhere; WW
EIGHT MICH COWS, --4zAa4z&2~
will soon be fresh: 6 FINE HOGS, $50 CHICK
EMS, 25, TURKEYS, -25 DUCKS, 2 two horse
Top Wagon, Dayton Wagon, Top Buggy.
Blackboard. 2 two-horse Manure Wagons, 2 Farm
Carts, Sleigh, Suky Cultivators. Disc Pillow,
Disc Harrow. Wagon Tongues, Wheelbarrow,
Grindstone, Row Markers. Mowers, 2 Grain
Drills, Hay Rakes. Wagon Jacks, Poultry Wire,
30 Hotbed Sash and GLASS; 100 Market Boxes. lot
Baskets, Strawberry Crates, Cutting Boxes,
Water Barrel and Carrier, Cider Press, Corn
Knives, Hay Forks and Ropes, Pea Sacks and
H baskets, Fruit Tree sprayers; Buckeye Binder.
q large collection of one and two-horse Flows,
CultivatOrs, IA" Harrows Hinge Harrows,
Shovel Plows Hoes. Rakes, Forks, Shovels,
Picks: Mattocks. Wrenches, Dipples, Single,
Double and Triple Trees, Old Iron, Barrels,
Bags, Tools of all kinds, Saws. Brace and Bits
and large lot of other articles too numerous to
mention. Also, several sets Single Harness, 2
sets Double Harness, 2 sets Lead Harness, 6 sets
Plow Harness, Carriage Harness, Cart Harness,
Collars, Brides, Hames, Pads, Nets, Halters,
Prime Yellow Corn, 1900 bundles Fodder, 10 tons
No. Timothy Hay and lot of Straw,
TERMS OF SALE.-All sums of $40 and under,
cash; over that amount credit of nine months
will be given, purchasers giving notes, with ap-
proved security, bearing interest from day of
sale. Nothing to be removed from the premises
until the terms of sale are fully complied with.
~ Persons desiring to attend this sale can
take Eastern Avenue Electric Car to Walters,
from which point wagons will convey them to
]. ASHLAND MILLER.
Nov. +ts1 Owner.
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A t PRIVATE SALE.

A fi'AiA 9A1n.
A farm of 100 ACRES, situated at the junction
of the Sweet Air and Dulany's Valley turnpike
about Is miles from Baltimore. near Hyde Sta
ton. The farm is supplied with numerous
springs and branches; the buildings are in good
repair and the land productive. Altogether the
property is attractive. About 40 acres in good
timber. Apply to
LONGNECKER BROS,
No. 1856 Real Estate. Towson. Md.
Oct, 28-tf
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NOTICE no
Foley HOLDERS OF THE AMERICAN
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY OF
PHILADELPHIA

You are hereby notified that the HOME IN
SURANCE COMPANY OF NEW YORK has
re-insured all policies covering farm property,
as per record on file in the Office of our Agents
at Towson Court House, Messrs. Wheeler, Cole
g. Dugan, of the above Company, from and after
October I'd.
The policies of the American have been re-
written in the HOME INSURANCE COMPANY
cy, and win be delivered to policy holders very
shortly.
The HOME INSURANCE COMPANY paid
over o L 200, 900 to Baltimore Fire Sufferers
and has Assets of nearly $50, 100000.
Please ask for renewal of your policies In the
"HOME'' at expiration.
Oct. 21-3m1 Towson, Md.
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miscellaneous

Robert j. White. AuctiOneer, NecRer,. Md.
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The undersigned, about to remove and engage
in other business. will sell at Public Sale, othe
premises known as Cedar Point Farm, situa4ed
in Back River Neck, four and one-half mites
from Walters Store and Postoffice, on Ms
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r or or TINE PIGS FOR SALE.

j. ---a.- :,
Consisting of Grade BERKSHIRE, POLAND
CHINA AND CHESTER. Come to see them
WILLIAM b. COCKEY,
Garrison Farm.
Pikesville. Baltimore county, Md.
Nov 1S-3t
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1905-11-18

COMMENTING EDrroRIALLY on the result of
the late election in Maryland the st. Louis
Globe. DemocGat says: 1.-THE defeat of the Poe
amendment something over which the whole
country can rejoice. German was playing
dishonest political game. No party can stand
for that sort of tactics long and preserve its
selfrespect. A short time ago German an
nounced that if his amendment should be rat
flied by the voters he would retire from poll
tics at the end of his present term, but he add
ded that if it was defeated he would continue
in office as long as he could This was strong
bribe for the voters of Maryland to get rid Of
him, but it did not work in the way he desired.
His amendment is defeated. There is an ex-
cellent chance also that the good work will be
supplemented by the enforced retirement of
German when the people get chance to deal
with him directly. The present prospect is
that the Maryland boss will step down and out
at the end of his term in the Senate in 1909"
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Ed. j. Hermann, AMctiOneer,
ROssUitle, Maryland.
DUBLIC SALE
Il OF
FINE HORSES AND CATTLE,
Wagons, Farm Tools, Harness, Dairy Fix
lures, Poultry, Corn, Fodder, Hay, Etc,
Corner Dillon and Third Streets,
Canton, Baltimore
County, Md.
The undersigned, having relinquished the
dairy business, will sell at Public Sale, on the
premises, situated as above described corner
OF Baltimore county, Nd, in the rear of the
National Brewery, on
TEss~s10as Nns,oo,,ha, 0Qd long
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1905-11-18

In AN interview on Monday last Attorney
General Bryan, of Maryland, said: 81 am in
favor of such changes in the election law that
will do away with what are considered unfair
ballots at the election. do not believe that
the Democratic party derives any benefit from
such ballots am also in favor of amending
the election law in such manner that the in
tention of the voter shall be taken into consid-
Grafton in counting ballots. For illustration,
l do not believe that whole ballot should be
rejected simply because voter has marked
more candidates than ought to be voted for.
As the voters intention in this case cannot be
determined, only that portion of his ballot re-
lating to one group of candidates ought to be
rejected. His vote for the remainder of the
candidates ought to be counted. Two years
ago l drafted bill embodying these views
which was introduced in the Senate by Mr..
Gill. 1t was not acted upon. have not al
tered my views as set forth in that BILL" If
Mr.. Bryan can secure law for Maryland
embodying such ideas as his he will give the
honest people Of the State all they ask in the
way of an election law.
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Me1u Advertisements.

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WANTED.
MAN AND WIFE to take charge ofand work
small farm near Baltimore. Apply, with refer
ence, to THE UNION OFFlCE,
Nov. 11-1t*] ToWson. Mo.
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Ed. j. Hermann, AasctiOneer,
ROssUiIle, Maryland.
DUBLIC SALE
VALUABLE PERSONAL PROPERTY
Consisting of Mules, Cows, Hogs, Wagons,
Farm Implements, Harness, Poultry,
Hay, Corn, Fodder, Etc, in Back
River Neck, Fifteenth Dis
trict of Baltimore
County.
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WANTED.
a FARM HAND, married man preferreds
house supplied for small family.
Apply to JOHN BAER.
Nov.A-St*l Orangevile, Philadelphia Road.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1905-11-18

CHRISTIAN DEVRIES.
Rogers Station, Green Spring Valley.
Nov. 1875
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Roger W. CsffI, Solicitor, Maryland Trust
Building, baltimore, Md
8. s. Field, Solicitor, 3O1 st. Paul Street.
Baltimore, md.
I'm. j. O'Brien, Jr., Solicitor, 1OO9-7O10
Calvert building, baltimore, Md.
TyRUsTEES' SALE
a OF A.
provements, Known as ssBeuIah," Stu
ate on REGISTER Avenue, Between the
Baltimore and York Turnpike
Road and the HilIen Road, in
the Ninth District of Bal
timOre County. Md.
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9EIigceIIa11en1xs.
DUBLIC SALE
-~-@~@~~-~-~-~-~-~~~
Caleb s. Hobbs, AWctiOneer,
RG7adGtlStOtCa, Md.

III Or
Horses, Cows, Hogs, Wagons, Farm Imple-
ments and Machinery, Dairy Fix
lures, Hay, Straw, Corn,
Potatoes, Poultry.
Also, A Stall in Lexington Market.
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MONEY TO LOAN.
IN SUMS OF FROM $500 TO 5000 on first
NOAH e. OFFUTT,
Attorney at Law, Towson. Md.
ny q. It
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Mules, Horses, Cows. Wagons, Farm and
Garden Tools, Household and Kitchen
Furniture; Also,
"A Truck Farm of Ii Acres.-
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
The Lnst Lonn sleep.

Familiarity with death is apt to alter
ones earliest conceptions Of 1t. Two
ideas are very generally accepted which
experience shows to be false. One is
that the dying usually fear death and
the other that the act Of dying is ac-
companied by pain. 1t is well known
to all physicians that when death Is
near Its terrors do not seem to be fe.t
by the patient. Unless the Imagination
is stimulated by the frightful Portrayal
of the supposed "pangs of death" or OF
the sufferings which some believe the
soul must endure after dissolution 1t is
rare Indeed that the last days or hours
of life are passed in dread.
Most sick persons are very, very tired.
Sleep-long. quiet sleeps what they
want. I have seen many people die. I
have never seen one who seemed to
fear death, except when It was or seem
ed to bc rather far away. Even those
who are constantly haunted while
strong and we'll with Il dread of the
end Of life forget their fear when that
end is at hand.-Scribner' Magazine.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
Nature of the Beast,

We see that another flying machine
has bit the dust. Flying machines have
such way Of doing that when they are
not trying to scratch up all of the
gravel in the bottom Of the river.
When there are such vast amounts Of
room going to waste in the air one
would think they would drop up occa-
siOna)ly for little exercise instead of
trying to run line Of competition wit.
automobiles and motor boats.
There is no accounting for tastes, as
was said when the Wisconsin man mar
ried his mother-in-law, but it seems
strange that the flying machines should
keep on beating their wings against the
brick pavement when the manufacture
ers of that kind of roadway assure us
that it can't be beat
1t seems to us that the flying ma
chine has superstitious regard for the
law of gravitation. 1t appears to fear
that If 1t violated that law 1t might
get arrested and snnt up for thirty
days.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY EXCURSION
RATES VIA SOUTHERN
RAILWAY.

On account of Christmas Holidays,
Southern Railway will sell tickets
from all points east oftho Mississip-
pi and south of the Ohio rivers and
to St. Louis, Mo-, and intermediate
points at rate of one and third
first class one way fares, plus TWEEN
ty-five cents for the round trip
minimum rate 80 cents. Tickets
to be sold December 22nd, 23rd,
9th, 25th, Both, 31st, 1905, and
January LIST, 1906, with final limit
January 4th, 1906.
Tickets for teachers and students
of schools and colleges will Be sold
December 18th to oath, 1905, with
final limit January Sth, 1906, upon
presentation and surrender of GER
tificatcs signed by superintcndents,
principals and presidents of the
various institutions of learning.
For further information apply tc
any Southern Railwby ticket agent OF
X. w. HUNT, Brooks MORGAN,
ID. i. A., A. G.. p. A., =
Charleston, s. G. Atlanta, Ga
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
THE PERFECT WAY
Scores of Union People
Have Learned 1t.

If you suffur from backache, there is
only one way TO care. The perfect way
is to cure the kidneys. A bad back
means sick kidneys Neglect it, urinary
troubles follow. Doan's Kidney Pills
are made for kidneys only.
Thomas Peden, stock buyer and
trader, living on D"po' street Chester,
S. G says: "The remarkable amount
Of benefit i received from the use of
Doan's Kidney Pills has convinced me
that they are great kidney and back
ache remedy. For a long time my
back panied across the loins and al
though l have used many linim. nts
and all kinds of plasterS it was ALWAYS
the same old ache until / used Doan's
Kidney Pills The result of brief
treatment astonished me. l have not
had bacs ache since used them and
have felt the strengthening effect in
every way"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
MR., TIHlKER'S FALL
FROM GRACE
LOriSinal.I

lOriSinall
Tinker was his nam"-i;vrrarI LEROY
hk"r-hnd more spiritual man had
never come TO our city. His forehead
was broad and high: his eyes were
large enough ami blue enGugh and soft
enough for an angel. | believed in
him then. and T believe in him now.
The moment Il man sets himself up To
he a spiritual guide for others we inn
mcdiatciy put him on q pinnacle Of Oy.-'
own from which he shall she'd the light
OF perfection. He is no longer Il man
like ourselves, but II superior being
freed from earthly passions. earthly
Weaknesses.
Tinker was an evangelist. WAS fitted
To he an evangelist and was fitted for
nothing else than an evangelist. He
chose for his speciality prison. life.
Nn"n ne cam" tO lis there WAS not
even regular prison chaplain. none
hcillS Wiling TO take the position for
Tho pay ana the regular ministers be
ing otherwise occupied. Tinker walk
cd into it of his own accord aud oc.
cupied it without remuneration. How
he got living we never knew. That
''' i'N'i j lNi'I manu- W mouth WAS tpr-
tain. After praying in Il saloon ana
warning its proprietor that ne was do
ing tic devils work the holy man
would he invited TO partakc of the
free lunch on the counter and i'm this
way he secured many dinner For
short periods he would occupy n sleep
ing room. but the landlahy did not cx.
pect him to pay from the first. MI she
asked was that he would not stand i'm
me way OF paying lodgcr. aUd she
would often lHvc been III" loser had
Tinker permitted it.
In such ways Tinker managed to OK
iit. and 80 long rs lie could fight sin
and give comfort 10 prisoners. possibly
turning them toward Il better life after
serving their terms, he was satisfied
lic prayed with them he talked with
them, he advised them. being n rc.
poSitory for the confidence of the whole
prison. He had free access to them.
ana both guards ana prisoners all
knew Linn.
NO one had ever thought Of Tinker IA
husband or father. When one day n
woman with ScOwl on her face and
an unheriaw denotinc resolution came
along to claim him us her spouse
great was our aStoniShmcnt. Her M.
pehrance had raralyzng effect upon
Tinker. Those whom he had cXtortcd
TO stand up under calamity now ell
deavorcd to nslill Il like frmness into
him. but without success. The wo.
man went 10 the court, produced di.
vorce papers with aimOny and proved
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
Huge Task.

1t was huge task to undertake the
cure of such a bad case of kidney di-
sease, as that Of G. +. Collier, of Chero-
kee, Ia, but Electric Bittprs dill it, He
writes: "My kidneys were so far gone,
/ could not cit on a chair without a
cushion; and suffered from dreadful
backache, headache, and depression.
In Electric Bitters, however, found a
cure, and by them was restored to per-
feet health 1 recommend this great
tonic medicine to all with weak kidneys,
liver or stomach. Guaranteed by F G.
Duke, druggist; price Soc.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
A Wonderful Bed.

4 very costly bed was built in Bonn
bay for Il native ruler some years ago.
At the four corners were full sized fig
ures Of Grecian maidens, the ones at
the top holding stringed instruments,
while those ut the foot bore in their
hands huge fans. Extending the full
length OF the bed was q music box ca
pable Of playing for half an hour be-
fore the repertory Of tune was ex
hausted. The weight of the body set
this music box in motion, while at the
same time the figures at the head of the
bed fingered the strings Of their instru-
ments, while those at the foot waved
their fans, concealed motor furnish
ing the power that kept the fans going
all night long.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
sincere by Nature.

The physician has methods by which
lie determines whether OF not pa
tlent is sbamming. Other people have
different methods. which may some
times be as successful as the doctors.
do you believe that was n real faint
Of Sally AIMS, or do you think she
Just slammed sos to look interesting
to Willy Lane and make him offer TO
take her home in his buggy" asked
one Of the participants in recent
picnic.
"It want any sham on Sally AIMS
part" said Mrs. Ricketts,, to whom the
appeal was made. II should think
when you know Sally Ann wears skies
and that she lay there with her feet
sticking right straight up for every
body to see for nearly fifteen minutes
you'd realize that 'twasn't any make
believe faint"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
Dying of Famine.

is. in its torments, like dying of con-
sumption. The progress of consumr-
tion, from the beginning to the very
end, is long torture. both to victim
and friends. "When had consump-
tion in its first STAGE" writes VIM.
Myers, Of Cearfoss, Md, after trying
different medicines and good doctor,
in vain, at last took DR. Kings New
Discovery. which quickly and perfectly
cured me-" Prompt relief and sure
cure for coughs. colds, sore throat, bron-
chitis, etc. Positively prevents pneu-
monia. Guaranteed at F. G.. Dukes
drug store, price SOC and $1.OO a bottle.
Trial bottle free.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
BE A STAR.

II YOU would have things smoothly run,
AS placid as brook.
The way they so offhand, you know,
Just like q story book,
AS pleasant as 4 wed ling trip,
without ii jolt or jar,
While favors land right in your hand
Be Il star.
lf you would have the game Of life
Srrenely run your way
And joys ill up your china cup
full measure every day,
No troubles your horizon dim,
No misiS your landscape mar,
Nor anywhere a single care,
BE q star.
lf you would have the ladies smile,
Tie men take off their caps,
The duke and clown to you bow down,
The queen unbcnd. perhaps,
The populace cry out "Hurrah!'
And run beside your car
With joyful cry as you pass by,
BE a star.
It's such simple way to get
Your honorS ready made
wonder why more folks don't try
To labor at that trade.
There's nothing like 1t, though YOU
search
For soft snaps near and far.
For wealth and fame and high, Jack
game.
Be star.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22

Had any one confidence that Tinker
would be able to make up the amount
wc might have gone on his bond. AZ
it was, the judge sent him to the work.
house to work out the amount. Mean
while Tinker was confined in the city
jail where he had heen the self con-
stituted chaplain. Why he had not
applied for that Or some other such no.
SitIon was now made clear The wo-
man with the square mouth and the
Dcetling brow stood ready to Douncc
upon his salary before it was due.
Tie method of obtaining living he
had chosen gave him freedom that
must have been relatively delightful.
| took it upon myself to go to Mrs.
Tinker to see if I could soften her OBJ
duratc heart. The volley Of words she
poured upon me ] can only liken to
That OF Il Gatling gun. retired in
Sioriously. at the same time resolving
never again to Interfere i'm domestic
troubles. 1t was all up with Tinker
ana II" was doomed to spend Il term at
work for which he WAS hy no means
fitted and forcSo work ut which he
WAS doing great good
We had no wOrkhousc in our city and
usei mat OF Il neighboring town. Once
Il week those persons WHO were to 60
there were collected. marched to the
"hiark Maria" driven to tho station.
put on tue train and taken to their new
place Of confinement. One morning
hihc prisoners, Including Tinker, were
mus driven 10 the train. On being IN
loaded they were marched inside the
station and put in care of keeper,
who Was to take further charge of
them.
1t is here where Tinker fell under
temptation But who less than an an
gel would not have fallen? On the one
hand prison TO which he had been
consigned by virago. on the other
liberty. Al the moment he aligbted
from The black Maria the keepers
back was turned. When the official
saw him on the platform, supposing
him to be there In his capacity as
evangelist, he said:
Good morning, Mr.. Tinker"
An inspiration came to the prisoner.
Taking off his hat, closing his eyes and
throwing up his head lie began to pray
more Justify than he had ever done be.
fore for the poor fellows who were
going to the workhouse. He had
scarcely begun when a car was backed
up, and the keeper shouted. "Au
aboard" The train pulled out, and
tinker disappeared in the crowd.
few hours later word came to the
Jail that one Of the prisoners scheduled
to he turned over at the workhouse
was missing and Tinker's ruse was
discovered But 1t was too late. The
evangelist had but few miles to 20 tc.
get into another state. Once beyond
The line he was safe so long as he kept
out OF the state I'm which he had been
convicted
Whether or no we regard Tinker's
prayer at the station as blasphemous,
there ara few ut us who Will not g.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
THE PAPER MAN.
Dur BusinesSAppaalR
TO Reason.

The man with normal mind
the all round level-headed
man will weigh some things
tor himself. He does not
expect to buy something for
nothing, He does expect
dependable goods for a legit-
innate price. This "some-
thing for nothing" idea, this
'prepoSterous special sale"
craze is a popular scheme to
palm off hard stock. New,
clean, up-to-date, reliablel
merchandise bought for spc}
cash has a fixed commerciaT
value. Such goods are in
great demand with intelligent
buyers, as is demonstrated
every day by
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
THE
Cash Bargain Store

has received a large line of
Ladies NeckWear and Hand
kerchiefs. These collars and
Handkerchiefs will be sold at
wholesale prices, so it will
pay those who wish to buy
Collars and Handkerchiefs to
call at once and get first
choice. All ladies appreciate
collars and handkerchiefs for
Christmas Presents. Isn't it
so? Try it and see.
We have an elaborate line
OF useful Xmas Presents, such
asShaWls, Bibles, Wrist Bags,
Gloves, Combs, Ribbons,
Baby Caps, Suspenders, Hos
lery, etc, Buy now!
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
No Secret About 1t.

1t is no secret, that for Cuts, Burns,
Ulcers, Fever Sores. Sore Eyes, Boils.
ETC., nothing is so effective as Buckl-n's
Arnica Salve. 'It didn't take long to
cure bad sore had, and it is all O. X
for sore eyes, writes ID l.. Gregory, of
Hope, Tex. 25c at f. G. Dukes drug
store.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
cre'lE rejoice at MS escape.
SUMNER CTIILDS.
Came Natural to Her.

why didn't the stcnographer come
down to work."
she had Il bad spell"
Funny she shonld stay home for
That. She has one every day when at
work.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-22
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Manly man has gone through life
with broken heart because he pro.
posed mt the moment that the girls
corns were hurting.
Apparently the only son of an insur-
aucc magnate would not be q bad risk
for girl to assume.
ioSslDly some people would he bet
ter If they did not have to associate
with themselves.
Oftcn imitation is the sheerest tody-
ism.
when a thing seeEls too good TO be
true, don't worry but what you will
wake UP.
Along about Christmas the father OF
the FAMILY has plentiful supply Of
home grown frenzied finance.
1T may be q gratutous knock on the
human race TO say 1t, but graft is
usually exposed by the fellow who
couldn't get in on ii.
Advocates of antirace suicide should
do something TO break flying machine
Inventors Of the habit.