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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
IT is IN THE BLOOD
Neither Liniments nor 0intments
Will Reach Rheumatism How
@r. Stephenson Was Cured.


People with inflamed and aching
Joints, or painful muscles; people who
shuttle about with tho aid Of cane or q
crutch and cry, Oh at every slight jar,
are constantly asking, What is the best
thingfor rheumatism p
To attempt to cure rheumatism by ex.
ternal applications is foolish waste of
time. The seat Of the disease is in the
blood, and while the sufferer is rubbing
lotions and grease OH the skin the poison
In the circulation is increasing.
Delays in adopting sensibls treatment
are dangerous because rheumatism may
1T any moment reach the heart and prove
fatal. The only safe course for rheumatic
sufferers is to get the best possible blood
remedy at once.
Mr.. Stephenson's experience with this
obstinate and distressing affection is
that Of Hundreds. He says:
''About a year ago was attacked by
severe rheumatic pains in my left
shoulder. The pains were worse in wet
weather, aud at these periods caused me
the greatest suffering. I tried a number
OIL GI08ImoHCS anu OluCmeuES, OUT LQey
failed to alleviate the pains. I"
Then: he realized that the cause must
be deeper and the pain only surface i'm
dication. He adds: 81
" ! had heard DR.. Villains Pink Pills
for Pale People recommended as q cure
for rheumatism, and when I found that
Twas getting no relief from applications.
made up my mind that would try
them. Before the first box was gone /
noticed that the pains were becoming
less frequent, and that they; were not 90
severe as before. After the second box
had been used up I was entirely free
from discomfo It and have hgd no traces
Of rheumatism since. Z If Il 81
The change in treatment proved BY
almost Immediate results that Mr.
I Thomas Stephenson, who lives atNo.ll6
Greenwood Itreet, Springfield Mass. !,
Ind found the trno means for the pn1if.
cation and enric hme emit Of his blood
ll ls FiIliains Pink ILL sare without
4 doubt thS besk 81 N blood remed ies:1
They e6eat genuine md lasting cures in
sxhsuma They do mt merely deaden1
tn y, but tksy expel sths poison from
~ Iced 40 pills ass I'D W "a
ms
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
All Embracing,

: New Boarder-Don't you ever get
tired of these nondescript salads our
landlady furnishes us?
Philosophical Boarder-On the con-
trary, never cease to regard them
with wonder and admiration for their
extraordinary cosmopolitan character.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
II Was Stationary,

Youth-Ive brought back that alarm
clock you sold me yesterday.
Shopkeeper-Whats the matter
dodn't it go off at the proper time?
Youth-Naw; should say it didn't go
off. Jest stood right still and raised
thunder when l wanted to sleep some
more!-Cleveland Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
Remarkable Cures
Effected
By Pe.ru.na.

Under date of January 10, 1897, DR..
Hartman received the following letter:
''My wife has been a sufferer from a
complication of diseases for the past
twenty-five years. Her case has baffled
the skill of some of the most noted ply
siciaus. One of her worst troubles was
chronic constipation of several years
standing. She was also passing through
that most critical period in the life of
woman-change of life.
!, I'm June, 1895, wrote to you about
'her case. You advised course of
Peruna and Manalin, which we at once
commenced, and have to say it COM
pletely cured her.
about the same time ] wrote YOU
about my own case of catarrh, which
had been of twenty-five years standing.
At times l was almost past going.
commenced to use Peruna according
TO your Instructions and continued its
use for about year, and Ii has COM
piese!y cured me. John o. Atkinson.
In a letter dated January l, 1900, Mr..
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
One of the Injured,

"Glad to see you again after your
long trip. No accident, was there?"
Accident? l should say there was!
I gave the porter $40 gold piece
thinking it was a quarter. "-Chicago
Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

Atkinson says, after five years. expert
ence with Pcruna,
~ will ever continue to speak . zoos
word for Peruna. am still cured OF
cstarrh. John O. Atkinson, Inde.
pendeuce, NO., Box 2z2.
Mrs. ALA Schwandt, Sanborn, Mimi.
writes:
~ have been troubled with sheums.
fisn and cafarrh for twenty-five years.
Could not sleep day or night. After
having used Peruna ! can sleep Ana
nothing bofhers me now. HIever am
affected with any kind of sickness,
Peruna will be the medicine ] shan
use. My son was cured of cafarrb o,
the iaynx by Peruna. Airs. ANs
Schwartz.
When old age comes, catarrhal dis
eases come also. Systemic catarrh is
almost universal in old people.
Address DR.. $. b. Hartman, President
of the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio, who will be pleased to give you
the benefit of his medical advice gratis
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
Presumptive Evidence.

Johnny-A goat will eat anything,
won't it?
Bessie-Yep. It'll eat. tobacco. 1
know that. When papa comes home
from the lodge, where he says they've
been ridin' the goat, he always smells
like an old pipe.-Chicago Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
Glazed Butter.

From Germany comes report of
the use of melted sugar on butter to
make it keep longer. The hot syrup
Is applied with soft brush, and the
work has to be done very quickly.
Some of the butter is melted anyway,
and this goes to form a glazing COM
pound with the sugar. The value of
the process is yet to be determined
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
Reassurino Her.

"This thing of telepathic commune
cation is a great thing. Do you think
the time will ever come when we will
cease to talk?"
Not you, my dear" Houston Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

In a recent address Professor Pear.
SON told Of examining four lots of
milk that had been held at tempera.
lures OF As, SO, SIS and GO degrees for
twenty-four hours. They contained
the following numbers of bacteria at
the end Of that time: AS, 300, $1,000,
and $4,000, the quantities of milk be-
ing the same. The bacterial content
at the beginning of the twenty-four
hours was the same.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken Of as
. cough cure-J. W. O'BRIEN, 322 Third Ave
n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

Our grandmothers never had to con-
slider the question of thickness of
cream. To them it was all one wheth-
er the cream was. thick or thin. Since
the test has been brought into use it
is discovered that cream that con.
tains about IS per cent of pure butter
lat is best for butternaking., The
cream that is only about % per cent
pure butter-fat. often develops too
much acid and makes poor butter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

There is an Utmost center in us all
where truth abides in fullness.-
Browning.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

gkTe permanently cured No or nervousness afsea
0tu rst days OF d.. Klines Great Restor.
Send for FREE Or. 90 trial bottle and treatise,
d. h q. KLINE. Ltd. s Arch Street. Philadelphia PA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

Extreme care in keeping milk clean
is the basis of good quality in dairy
products.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

The best philosophy for the ordi.
nary dropping spirits is castor oil.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

The discontinued bachelor thinks he
would be worse off still to take wife.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

MRS. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reducea m
0AmmAtoo, Allays pain, wind collie &c bottle.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
srArs OF ONO, CRY o, TOLEDO, "a.

srAr. OF , oa,o, S CIV o, TOLEDO, t...
FRANK J. CHENEY makes osth that he 70 ssnioP
partner, OF the firm OF r. j. CHENEY & Co., doing
business in the, City Of Toledo, County and STATE
aforesaid. and that said firm win pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for. each and every
case OF CATARHH that cannot be cured by the Of
0ALL's CATARRH CUkR.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
sworn 70 before me and subscribed In my pres
eaoe. this 9Th day OF December, A. D. 1885.
SEAL Hor.nv pun,u
Halle Cstarrh Cure ii taken internally and ace
Directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
F. y. CHENEY d CO., Toledo. O.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
A Timely Rap.
Nell-Somebody told me to-day that
was handsome.
BeHe-When was that?"
Nell-To-day.
Bell-No; mean when were you
MISUNDERSTANDING Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

The saddest sight ever saw was
fat woman trying to look cute.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

You can't tell what a woman is 60
ing to do by what she says.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
A Timely Rap.
Uneasy About Alfred

Uneasy About Alfred.
"How is your boy Alfred succeeding
at college?"
I'm afraid we'll find out pretty soon
that. he's been running in debt. He's
writing to us once week now
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03

Sunlight and fresh air in the barn
will do much to insure a clean milk
product
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-03
500 VIRGINIA FARMS :!; :: s; <; IS: So:

from % per acre upwards, with buildings fruits Il
markets, great variety VI crops vegetables and fruits:
Address PYLE CO., Successors to Pyle = Del
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25

"'ract often goes great way In a
case" said lawyer Il know man
who defended an old fellow charged
with stealing an armful OF wood.
''rhc judge was very deaf and had a
habit of talking to himself. Sometimes
unconsciously he talked TO himself In u
pretty loud tone.
Now. In this case when the prosecu-
tor took the stand and identified his
stolen wood with great positiveness the
judge asked himself In louder key
than he was aware Of:
How can he Identify this wood
when one sticks as much like another
stick as one egg like another!'
THE tactful lawyer for the defense
rose Immediately.
"'Your honor he exclaimed passion
ately. how can this witness Identify
his wood so positively when one stick
Is as much like another stick as one
egg IL like anotherY
THE judge turned to the jury. with a
great start
Gentlemen he said. you will ac-
quit the prisoner. That very thought
dashed through my head not moment
before the words were spoken by the
learned counsel for the defense. Yes.
you win acqult the prisoner. gentle
men. consider this direct interposi-
ton of Providence - Minneapolis
Journal.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25

Professor John Milne the authority
appealed TO every time an earthquake
disturbs the carth's crust. has qualified
for his post 10y studying the surface Of
the globe in many lands. As mining
engineer and seismologist his journey.
ings have taken him over Russia.
China. Arabia. Australia. America and
Newfoundland. In Japan. where he
was for twenty years In the govern
ment employ. he established an earth
quake survey with nearly Il thousand
stations. The cable companies often
appeal TO him when their lines are in
terruptcd and never In vain. Some
time ago II was reported that two
West Indian cables had broken on
Dec. 81. THAT is very unlikely" said
Professor Milne. but have scismo-
gram showing that these cables may
have broken at 4 80 a. III. on Dec. 20"
And he then located the break At the
exact spot II had occurred off Haiti
London Standard
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
Candid Criticfsm

Scribe Ito profcssorI-Do you mean
10 say that you can infer n mans char
acter from his handwriting? Well.
then. what do you think Of thisf
Hands him Il specimen.l
Profcssor-1he writer Is man Of
some ability. but altogether destitute
OF moral sense. II not downright
villain he must be very INSCRIPTIONS
fellow and not 10 be- trusted on any
account whatever. T can read his
character at a glance. though not his
characters.
Scribc-IIow soi
Professor-ITIs writing Is so illcgible
that can't dccipher II. A man who
won't take the trouble TO write legi.
BILE hand must be so utterly regardless
Of the trouble he gives 10 everybody
who has TO make his scrawl out. 80
viciously inconsiderate that he would
not stick at committing any atrocIty
which II would cost him the slightest
cxcrtion to refrain from. judge him
10 Ice rogue. swIndler and thief.
capable Of anything but forgery.
Whose IL this disgraceful scribble?
Scribe well-a-to tell you the truth.
In fact. It's mine!
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25

woman from Iowa has to say. What
did you hear about the bank
Scott took all the money last night
and ran away"
"IIumph. WAL. you can ST here and
sigh and groan. and Hannah and Clara
can 10 upstairs and cry over II. I've
got to keep outdoors and walk around
or bust I'll 20 down lords the woods.
where nobody'll hear me gritting my
teeth"
Aunt Judy went down through the
barnyard and across II meadow and
presently found herself ut the fringe
of the cool green woods. She was
much put ont and was esing ms hard
words rs an old woman ever does.
when she caught sight Of blackberry
bush loaded with ripe fruit. The spirit
OF thrift came to the surface at once.
We've got to have supper II n dozen
banks bust" she said To herself land
these blackberries are what we want
for sass. It's funny that no one has
said anything about them
She united her sunbonnet and began
to strip OFF the berries. She went from
bush To bush and was gradually led
deeper into the woods She had picked
enough and was making ready to re-
turn 10 the house when she reached for
the last few berries and suddenly
found II man under her feet She
caught sight of his feet and legs and
gave Il little scream, but did not run
away. On the contrary. she placed her
bonnet on the ground and then grabbed
the feet and pulled the rest OF the
mans body out into view. The next
instant she exclaimed:
80 it's you. is It. you thieving crit
teri"
! She had recognized Scott. the banker.
III first glance. and. stepping over his
PROSTATE body. she felt under the
bushes and brought out Il bulky satchel.
well. what have you got 10 say for
yoursclf:" she asked as he maintained
n sulky silence.
IL have sprained my ankle" he re-
piled.
II was wondering II the Lord would
let you get away with Clara's money.
You must have come here 10 hide last
night till you could get away for good.
! | told James over and over that you'd
/ turn out to be thief Why don't you
lie and say you are not Scott?"
Its no use. have suffered all day
4 and am about dead"
"Waal. that's Il pint I'm your favor
1 that you hadn't tried TO lie out OF II.
I'll lug this satchel to the house and
| get help"
Things ended well for the ,ieposltors
Of Scott's bank. though the banker
| himself had To do term of five years
in state prison.
| Long before he was put on trial. how
ever. claras marriage came OF. and
! she started on her bridal tower" The
happy couple were gone for two weeks.
and the first one to sight them on their
return was Aunt Judy. When she had
kissed and Rugged the happy bride she
stood Off and said;
Now. then. sit right down and tell
me all about Niagara falls. Is there
barrels and barrels Of water going TO
waste every day: DO they roar like a
lot Of mad bulls? Did you feel mean
and small when You stood and looked
at EN-? Did Il hack driver take you to
'lcvcn different places and only charge
you 10 cents apiece cause he knew
that you was related to me and that
was II dangerous woman to fool with?
Tell me all about II and don't miss a
thing"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
A Gard.

This is to certify that all druggists are
authorized to refund your money if
Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure
your cough or cold. 1t stops the cough
and heals the lungs. Prevents pneu-
monia and will cure incipient consulnp-
ton. Contains no opates and is safest
for children. Ask for Foley's Honey
and Tar and insist upon having it. Stops
the cough and heals the lungs. p. D..
Cottingham & Co.. Snow Hill, Lloyd 4
Blaine. Pocomoke.
Two cows have gone mad and two
horses are showing symptoms Of hydro
phobia on the farm of Harry w. KILLER,
near Chesapeake City. and il is believed
the animals We're bitten by dog that
went mad recently.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
PocoMoKE RIVER LINE.

baltimore Snow Hill Route.
The steamer Maryland leaves Snow hin nj q
O'Clock n. M. every Monday ani Thursday
weather permitting stopping nj Maiaponi,
pocomokc City p. m. Powcll's. Rchoboth,
q, dar Hall. Puts wharf shelltowu, Saxi
Pier. onancock :.a0p IN. finncy's. Tangier
Island 49, p. M crisilcld p. IN. arriving In
baltimore o'clock next morning.
Returnining the steamer leaves Baltimore
from pier foot of South street at 500 y. M,
every Tuesday and Friday for points named
arriving at. Crisfield ~ y. m, Tangier Island
h;s' II. m onancock 30a, m Saxis Pier. She'll
town. Pitts Wharf. Cedar Hall. Rehoboth
Powclls. Pocomoke City 10 T.. M. Snow Hill
80 y. IN.
ia. J0YNEs. Superintendent.
T.MUkDOCH Passenger Agcn
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
The winter Excursion Book"

Just Issued by the Passenger Depart
ment of the Pennsylvania Railroad
Company, is one of the finest resort
books ever gotten out by any railroad
company. II is comprehensive man
ual of the leading Winter resorts Of the
entire United States. containing one
hundred and sixty-eight pages Of inter
esting reading matter. and profusely
illustrated with half-tone engravings.
One may obtain full information in re-
ference to wintering places. routes and
rates thereto. The book is bound in an
artistic cover, chaste in design and har-
monious in color This valuable work
may be obtained free Of charge at the
principal ticket offices Of the Pcnnsyl-
vania Railroad Company. or will be sent,
postpaid. upon application 10 Geo. W.
Boyd. General Passenger Agent. Broad
Street Station, Philadelphia.
Blackbirds are committing serious
depredations upon the recently planted
wheat all over Kent County.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
NOTICE

Any IN. desiring to purchas" a Monument or
Tombs OF any kind. either Marble or Granite
or fencing Of any kind will be pleased To have
you write us or call on our local agents. and
will call To see you with frs, class designs OF
some of the incest neatncst and cheapest
work done on this peninsula. All material and
work guaranteed In every respect We have
hccn doing business for twelve years. No
strangers write MS for trial.
our local agents are: Il. j. McAlen & Bro.
Snow HiIl. ". % Payne. stockton. J. T.. Wise.
Jr berlin.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
Chamberlain. Pain Balm.

There is no danger from blood poison
resulting from a cut or wound Of any
kind, when Chamberlain Pain Balm Is
used. II is an antiseptic dressing and
should be in every household. For sale
by +. ID. Cottingham Il Co.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25

Luke Goodyear. an employe at the
kaolin works in North East. had his
right hand cut Oft yesterday afternoon
by machinery while at work.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25

Rev. James C. Comiskey, pastor of
Mother of Sorrows Catholic Church.
Centrevillc. for the past five years, has
been transferred and will take charge
of IS. Peter and Paul's Church, Easton,
and Old st. Joseph's Church, near
Cordova. Rev. Charles p. McGoldrick,
who has been pastor of these churches
for five years, will go to Centreville.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25


While playing with loaded gun dur
ing the absence of his parents. Duvey
Kirby, years old, son of Andrew jos
ter Kirby. of Kent County. had a large
portion of his head and face torn away
by the accidental discharge of the wea-
pom.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
To Cure a Cold ~ one bay

Take LAXATIVE BRoMO QUININE
Tablets. All druggists refund the mon.
ey IL II fails 10 cure. T.. W. Groves
signature il on each box. BIC.
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NJ. cnnnrcIs NJ Berlin with ~ ~ 4
ltain NJ j.e. forth. aud connects at salisbury
at y. y. y. " y. lucli ~ with y Y. T. 4 \
train NJ. ~. nor'h, aud - south. when ntl time.
80 No CONNECTS ~ salisbury ntN Y. FAN.
Innrii' u with \. y. T.. y train NJ -. snuih.
"irln kcrlinw ia u. " y Y. tn,in NJ -. south.
when nm time.
ss-No. gets connection NJ Salisbury nj y Y
T. ~ Junction on NY. f. ~ y. tiain M. NJ,
north, wlcn nn time.
ne NJ 9cunucetS Hi Salisbury ut y Y AN
junction iii \. y y. tram y" ~ north.
wiI' u nn time.
Connection made with steamer lines nj East, II
Vienna and Salisbury.
saturday Only.
fbnily except sunday.
WILLARD THOMSON. Cen Manager.
7. MURDOCH A. J. BENJAMIN
Gen Pass Agent. Supt. & Div. Pass Art.
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An additional boat leaves Chincoicaguc for
franklin City 5:D T.. NJ. week days.
". ". ATTERBuRY, Il. WOOD,
General Manager. Pass. Trailic Mgr.
GEO. ". BOYD. Gen. Pass. Agi.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
In Time OF Peace.

In the first months of the Russia-Jap-
an war we had striking example of
the necessity for preparation and the
early advantage of those who. so speak,
have shingled their roofs in dry wealth
er" The virtue of preparation has
made history and given to us our great
est men. The individual as well MS the
nation should be prepared for any emer-
gency. Are you prepared to success
fully combat the first cold you take?
A cold can be cured much more quickly
when treated as soon as il has been
contracted and before it has become
settled in the system. Chamberlain 5
Cough Remedy is famous for its cures
of colds and il should be kept at hand
ready for instant use. For sale by =.
ID. Cottingham & Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert j. Jump were
rendered reception Thursday evening.
at their home in Denton. in honor of
their golden wedding anniversary Mr..
Jump was presented with gold watch
and chain and his wife was given a
purse of gold.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-11-25
Baltic. Chesa. & Atlantic Ry. Co.
RAILWAY DIVISION

Time Table ~ Eject Ton \ Ne. Monday.
september Iith. igf
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BlackberrieS
For Supper

Copyright. Ie6. by Il. -. Mcclure
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