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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
Topics Of che Times


Probably Japan would be delighted
to know whether the car is only shop
ping for samples or has the money
with him.
Mr.. Bonaparte as secretary of the
navy, has a better job than his illus
trious ancestor ever dreamed Of.
What is it about the cars inquiry
as to peace terms. that somehow re-
minds Of the new definition for stand
patter?"
Whether Tom Dennison got the Pol
lock diamonds or not those gems OF
testimony as to his reputation and
character would cut glass.
The Reverend Minot savages liberal
views on divorce are likely to set his
female Pensioners wondering whom
he has his eye on.
Miss Gaddie-Your brother and 1
at Hoyle's house last evening.
Miss Knox-Oh, thought it might
be you.
Miss Gaddie-Why, what did he tell
you about it?
Miss Knox-iHe just said he had a
rubber at st-Philadelphia Press.
The little troubles of kings are mag
nified. Suppose instead of lodging
comparatively harmless bombs Alfonso
or Nicholas had to stand on first base
and let Big Bill link beat liners at
them?
conference.-the Laye-Im a
mum mum man who nun-nun never
saws dud-dud die, dud-dud don't you
know?
Mrs. Goode-Well, never mind, you
certainly try hard enough to do So =
Life.
The assertion that airships are as
safe as automobiles is probably found
ed on the fact that it doesn't make
much difference whether the death
blow comes from above or sidewise.
President Roosevelt's refusal to par
don defaulting bank presidents, shows
that he still clings to the theory of
Square deal"
A news item stating that preserved
in the cathedral Of Bangor, Wales. is
a pair Of dog tongs," which We're used
for ejecting quarrelsome dogs from
church during service, seems to sug-
gest a solution Of the presidency Of the
Equitable.
Chapter I.
"what is your name, little boy!"
asked the teacher.
Johnny Lemon" answered the boy,
And so it was recorded on the roll.
Chapter II.
"what is your name?" the school,
master inquired.
"John Dennis Lemon,' replied the
big boy.
Which was duly entered.
Chapter III.
'tYour name, sir?" said the college
dignitary.
AZ. Dennison Lemon" responded the
Young man, who was about to enroll
himself as a student.
Inscribed in accordance Herewith.
rhapter w
NAV ask your name?" queried the
society notes contributor to ''The Daily
Bread"
Jean D'Ennice lie Mon" replied the
fashionable parsonage in the opera
box.
And it was thus jotted down.
The End. Tit Bits.
Germany IL ahead in novelties of
charitable nature. In the town of
Haschmann prizes are offered yearly
for the men who will marry the ugliest
and most crippled women. and for the
women over forty who have been Tilted
at least twice. The money was left
by a big financier, who, realizing that
beauty is an attraction hard to over
come made a provision in his will that
out OF the income of the fund not less
than $50 shall go with the ugliest girl
q. orO WOW aud tho crfnofn shall ra.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
Ten Years In Bed.

r. A. Gray, j. p. Oakville, Ind.
writes, For ten years I was confined
to my bed with disease of my kidneys
1t was SO severe that I could not move
part of the time. / consulted the very
best medical skill available, but could
get no relief until F'oley's Kidney Cure
was recommended to me. 1t has been
a Godsend to me."B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
Quality w. Quantity.

Hard muscles and strong body do
not depend on the quantity of food
you eat, but on it's perfect digestion
and proper assimilation. When you
take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure your sys-
tenn gets all the nourishment out of all
the food you eat. 1t digests what you
eat regardless of the condition of the
stomach and conveys the nutrient
properties to the blood and tissues.
This builds up and strengthens the
entire system, overcomes and cures in
digestion, dyspepsia, belching, sour
stomach, etc. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
for what is sometimes called Americas
national disease-dyspepsia- des-
tined to eventually work a wonderful
and lasting benefit to sufferers from
this distressing and mind harassing
condition. Sold by all druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
Low Round Trip Rates Daily to Port.
land. via The Northwestern Line.

Account Lewis and Clark exposition,
via direct routes or at slight advance
via San Francisco and Los Angeles.
Send 2-cent stamp for illustrated fold
er and full information as to extensive
choice of routes going and returning.
with low rate side trip to Yellowstone
National Park and Alaska.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
1nd;eestion. constipation.

Indigestion, constipation, dyspepsia
Kidney and liver disorders, and all
stomach troubles positively cured by
using HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
IS cents; Tea or tablets. Mcbride &
Will Drug Co
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09

pal pawnshops, runs its own traction
system, and even has a municipal sys-
tenn of life insurance. Formerly, ow-
was annually scourged by typhoid few
er, but the municipality took in hand
the construction Of q water system
and tapped the pure lakes and springs
of the Alps, many miles away, and
now has pure a water supply as any
city of Europe, not even excepting
Glasgow, which draws its water sup
ply, from famed Loeb Katrine. AS q
result of this wise enterprise the city
is now practically free from typhoid.
"Is this the place where they teach
the young idea how to shoot?" inquired
the facetious Chicagoan of the school
principal.
1T is" the latter promptly replied
But it isn't the place where they teach
Dealer.
IOWA OPINIONS. AND NOTES.
"The harvest fields want college men,
and need them more than many pro-
fessions," remarks the Dubuque Tele-
graph.
The Washington Gowa) Press has a
big speckled hen that actually spent 4
day or two over four weeks on an egg
less nest The Press says: "She will
be used as sort of nest egg for the
nucleus of new political party-she
is just fool enough"
"The boys shouldn't feel so bad
about the promotion of Bonaparte,
consolingly remarks the Sioux City
Journal st might have been Bris-
tow"
The Iowa City Republican says that
the grand jury is likely to stay wheth-
er useless or not. "Fe good and fear
not and the grand jury will not hurt
you," it suggests. CAS- to the question
of economy, if the mo.ey is not paid
out to grand juries it will get out some
way. and the taxes will remain just
the same.
"The woman with nothing to do may
do nothing, which is the devils work.
Or. she may consecrate her leisure to
humanity, which is saint-like," is the
choice offered by the Mason City
Times Herald.
What the people want and expect,
what they should and will have. is q
square deal" insists the Webster City
Freeman Tribune, and predicts IF the
present congress, will not give 1T to
them there will be congress elected
that will. Just wait and see.'
To the Cedar Rapids Gazette the
Dennison trial seems to have been "a
sort of thieves reunion.
Observing that when the sheriff
started ont to look for Shea he went to
a saloon and found his man, the Coun-
ell Bluffs Nonpareil concludes: Sa :
loon leadership will never help labor
a great deal"
The Cedar Rapids Republican says
the Protestant churches for the most
part ARE for spiritual adults more
than they are for spiritual children.
Their religion is more of the intellect
than of the affections. 1t makes strong
men, but it is not going to save the
masses, or even heaven them"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
The chiIdren's Favorite.

For coughs, Group, whooping cough,
ETC., One Minute Cough Cure is the
children's favorite. This is because it
contains no opiate, is perfectly harm
legs, tastes good and cures. Sold by
all druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
Very Low Rates to Indianapolis, Ind.

Via the Northwestern Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold on June 10, 90
81 and %, with favorable return limits
on account of the National funniest
North American Gyinnastic Union. Ap.
ply to agents Chicago & Northwestern
railiyay
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09

flights of stairs, and it's fun, or she
would not come every year and stay
till the season is over. But such are
the different views of life we hold, that
many Of us would prefer ito follow the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
M>>ahe>>@
A Self=Made Merchant
"old Gorgon Graham" Calls SpecuIa'
ton Grading On Nothing"

ton Grading On Nothing"
Now, want to give you that tip on
the market. There are several reasons
why 1t isn't safe for you to trade on
'change just now, but the particular
one is that Graham L. Co will fire you
IL you do. Trading on margin is Il good
deal like padding around the edge Of
the old swimming hole--it seems safe
and easy at first, but before a fellow
knows it he has stepped off the edge
into deep water. The wheat pit is only
thirty feet across, but 1t reaches clear
down to hell. And trading Oh margins
means trading on the ragged edge Of
nothing. When n man buys, he's buy
ing something that the other fellow
hasn't got. When Il man sells, he's sell
ing something that he hasn't got. And
it's been my experience that the net
profit on nothing is nit. When specu-
lator wins, he don't stop till lie loses,
and when he loses lie can't stop till he
wins.
You hav, been In the packing bust
hess long enough now to know that 1t
takes bun thirty seconds 60 lose his
hide; and if you'll believe me when l
tell you that they can skin bear just
as quick on change, you won't have
board OF trade Indian using your pelt
for rug during the long winter
months
Because you are the son of pork
packer you may think that you know
little more than the next fellow about
paper pork There's nothing In it. The
poorest men on eurth are the relations
Of millionaires. When sell futures on
change they're against hogs that are
travelling into dry salt at the rate of
one second, and If the market goes
up on me I've got the solid meat to de-.
liver. But. IL you lose, the only part Of
the hog which you can deliver Is the
sQueal.
wouldn't bear down so hard on this
matter if money was the only thing
that fellow could lose on Change.
But II clerk sells pork and the mar
ket goes down he's mighty apt to get
lot Of ideas with holes in them and
bad habits as the small change Of his
profits. And IL the market goes up he's
likely to go short his self respect to
win back his money.
dwell little on this matter of spec
ulation because you've got to live next
door to the board Of trade all your life,
and it's snfe thing to know something
about neighbours dogs before you try
to pat them. Sure Things, Straight
Tips and Dead Cinches viii! come run
ming out to meet you, wagging their
tails and looking as innocent as il they
hadn't just killed lamb, but they'll
bite. The only safe road to follow in
speculation leads straight away from
the board Of trade on the dead run.
or course the board Of trade and ev-
cry other commercial exchange have
their legitimate uses, bi all you need
to know just now is that speculation
by fellow who never owns more pork
at q time than he sees on his breakfast
plate isn't one of them. When you be-
come packer you may go on change
as trader: until then you can go there
only as sucker.
[F'rom Letters From a Self Made
Merchant to His Son." by George
Horace Lorlmer BY permission Of
Small, Maynard & Co., publishers,
Boston.]
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
HOW WOULD GROVER LIKE II?

[Burrell In Washington Press.]
Grover Cleveland, in a game article
in The Independent, defends the sport
of hunting rabbits. That is, shooting
them When they are in transit, off on
business. He says it taells skill to hit
them, and adds that 1t is great salts
faction to see hit cotion-tail turn
summersets. If he were in flight and
should be plugged by a gunner, and
turn topsy -eurvey, heels over head. and
stern reality over breakfast. the sight
would convulse all the angels abovA
the armament How he would go!
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
A CORRECTION.

A CORRECTION.
Correspondence Tama Northern.l
AS it has been reported in the county
papers that Tim Boege was poisoned,
wish to say that there is no truth in
the report. We, have the facts from
good authorities. We learned that Mr..
Boege ate five big meals the day before
and was complaining about not feeling
good. He ate q can of Uncle sam
beans. fresh beef, one pound warm
bread, drank a gallon of buttermilk,
ate catsup and pickles that were not
good. Now the mixup with sweet tea
potatoes, gravy and the warm bread
made trouble and lot of it. There
is no truth about the poison whatever
AN "ODIOI'S COMPARISON"
TBoone Republican,
Mr.. Junkin, of the Creston Adyerti-
ser-Gazette. goes too far when he
accuses The Republican OF believing
everyone wrong that does not favor
these politics. Look at the influential
papers in the northern half Of
the state; while the majority are for
tariff revision, some are standpat:ers,
DuL ulS honesty Ol lUe eultoES= Is uOt
questioned. In the southern half of
the state Everything and everyone is
standpat. Apparently there is no
influential paper that differs from Mr..
Blythe and the standpat crowd. We
do not question their honesty but It
certainly looks as if the railroad
interests kept binders over their
eyes. If there were just one strong
paper in that section that stood out
firmly against the corporation pro-
gram then 1t would look different. OF
course, 1t is to the interests OF the
newspapers to support the men and
policies that will be of greatest bene-
fit to them personally. 1t is all right
that they should look to their own
interests, but It is quite apparent
that their interests are always on the
side of the corporations.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09

Huge TASK.
It was huge task to undertake the
cure of such bad case Of kidney d.
sease as that of G. r. Collier, OF Cher
okee, Iowa. but Electric Bitters did it.
He writes: my kidneys were so far
gone could not sit on a chair with
out cushion; and suffered from
dreadful baekache, headache and de-
preston. In Electric Bitters, however.
found cure, and by them was re-
stored to perfect health. I recommend
this great tonic medicine to all with
weak kidneys, liver or stomach" Guar
anteed by Mcdonald & Mahood Co,
druggists; price so cents.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09

"The boys shouldn't feel so bad
about the promotion of Bonaparte,' "
consolingly remarks the Sioux City
Journal. st might have been Bris-
tow"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09

The Washington Gowa) Press has a
big speckled hen that actually spent 4
day or two over four weeks on an egg
less nest The Press says: she will
be used as sort of nest egg for the
nucleus of a new political party-she
is just fool enough"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
IOWA OPINIONS AND NOTES.

1.-THE harvest fields want college men,
and need them more than many pro-
LESSONS" remarks the Dubuque Tele-
graph.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09
Iowa Newspapers

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-06-09

"The woman with nothing to do may
do nothing, which is the devils work.
Or. she may consecrate her leisure to
humanity, which is saint-like," is the
choice offered by the Mason City
Times Herald.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30

CURE rheumatism by taking
~ Hood sarssparilla, which by neu
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beatty relieves aches and PAINS
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30
Son Lost Mother.

Consumption runs in onr family.
and through 1t lost my Mother" writes
Il. b. Reid, OF Harmony, Me. "For the
past five years. however, on the slight
est sign of Cough or Cold, have
taken DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption. which has saved me from
serious lung trouble" His mothers
death was a sad loss for Mr. Reid. but lie
learned that lung trouble must not be
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Price soc and $l.oOi guaranteed at I. j.
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free.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30
"Uncle Josh Spruceby'

One OF the novel advertising devices
used by the "Uncle Josh spruceby"
company to attract attention lie the daily
parade OF the "Hsyseed" Band. The
band itself while Of much better calibre
than the usual travelling organizations,
has its members attired, as the title in
dicates, in the usual characteristic Z ress
OF the New England rustic. Some
dressed in their best as on "circus day.
while some attired in stoge boots and
jeans appear fresh from chores" With
"Uncle Josh" himself in the lead, um.
brella and carpet sack in hand, they
parade the principal streets and give o
concert Of choice selections. The parade
takes place at noon.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30
FREE OF CHARGE

Any adult suffering from acold settled
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J. wsdsworth's, will be presented with
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given to one person and none TO child
ren without order from parents.
No throat or lung remedy ever had
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Twenty years ago mill.ons Of bottles
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70 really the only thrort aud lung rem
edy generally endorsed by physicians
9ns rs cent bottle will cure or prove itt
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countries.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30
-~~e~s~s>s~es-sss- sss,~u~s~s>s>~>
News of the Week.

Every day is bargain day Mt the
Coop.
VIM. Ashton, who was hurt at Sugar
City some few days ago, was seen on
our streets this week.
There are five members Of VIM. 8.
Evans family sick. It is thought some
of them have typhoid fever.
Monroe Wilson, S. J. Taylor, WIN.
Wilson and VIM. Cherrington were
Lake visitors Saturday.
No. fascinators and head shawls at
.derc. Co. are new and up. date
Alice White, a member OF the Inland
Stock Co, who's home is at Beaver. was
in Lehi Saturday visiting with relatives.
All should visit wrights new market
at Pleasant Grove.
Mrs. Felix Long, jackson Wanlass
aud others went 10 Salt Lake Friday to
attend the funeral Of Mrs. Mary Gray.
Watch the Coop. nd. ON front page,
or better still. call at their big store and
avail yourself tof the bargains they're
Offering.
IL was troubled with constipation and
stomach troubles, lost flesh, my COM
plexion was ruined HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea brought back my health
and complexion. MARY Allen. ST..
Louis. 35 cents. T. J. wadsworth's .
VIM. Asher. deputy tax collector, re-
ports over 100000 paid to him for
taxes this fall. Some good ought 10 be
done with this amount OF money.
There has been several loads OF gravel
put on Main street this week, rounding
up the street, making ready for winter
use.
ION the Bridge at Midnight" Is com.
ing with a company Of exceptional
ability, especially in comedy. Ger
many, the Professor, is sure TO be big
s"'Ui'sct WAth tho bootbihth fikht Ot-
side him in popular esteem. The great
bridge scene will be as elaborate a.
ever. Opera House. Tuesday, Dec. 9Th.
When you want pleasant physic try
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
let's. They are easy to take aud produce
no gripping or other unpleasant effect.
Sold by II. b. Merrihew.
The announcement that the Kiltie's
Band will give concert at the Lehi
Opera House. Wed. Nov Goth, will be
welcome news to all lovers Of music.
This organization is one Of the most won.
derful Of its kind in the world. 1t is nc.
knowledged by press and public as the
foremost of all concert bands. III
members were selected from the fiys
crack regiment bands of the Dominion
OF Canada, and its personnel include
aside from the bandsmen, vocal choi
OF II voices, Highland dancers, mum
Der OF baspipers, and giant drum
major.
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Notice.

For sale-rhe following Real Estate
situated aud described as follows, to.wit
Beginning 40 Rode West OF the South
east Corner Of the Southeast Quarter Of
Section 80, 7. 4. s., r. H.. s. l.. NJ,
thence West 10 Rods, thence North %
Rods, thence East 40 Rods, thence
South 90 Rods, tc point Of beginning
area Is acres. Apply to
GEORGE GLOVER,
Lehi, Utah.
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Mans Unreasonableness

is often as great as womRn'S. But Thor
s. Austin, Mgr. Of the Republican," Of
Leavenwortl. Ind. was not unresson-
able, when hs refused to allow the doe.
tors TO operate on his vile for female
trouble. Instead, lie says, I'VE con.
cluded 10 try Electric Bitters. NV wifi
was then go sick she could hardly lesv'
her bed. and ave [ol physicians bat
tailed TO relieve her. After tskini
Electric Bittsrs she was perfectly cured
aud can now perform all her household
duties" Guaranteed 10y I. J. wads
worth. druggist. price sos. =
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30

Christmas and New Years
Holiday Rates

Holiday Rates
For the above occasion q rats Of one
fare ~ authorized for round trip, mini
mum charge for full tickets Soc, for half
tickets Is cents. Selling dates Deem
Der "a, "a, %. 30. 81, 1905. and January
let. 1905. Returning, limit Jan. Alb,
1905.
All kinds fresh ami noms cured msst
wright's new meat market Pleasant
Grove.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30
The Line and the Time

THE MIDLAND ROUTE between
Utah and the east is by far the most
attractive route over the mountains
during any season OF the year. The
scenery is exceedingly grand, tho SER
vice superior and equipm ent used il
the perfection Of modern car building
BE sure and AJAX for your ticket ovel
the COLORADO MIDLAND aud &c,
the best. Write General Agent, l.. II
Harding. Salt Lake. for further particu
lars and illustrated literature.
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The Exact Thing Required for
Constipation.

"As certain purgatiye aud stomach
purifier Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets seem to be tie exact
thing required, strong enough for the
most robust, yet mild enough and safe
for children and without that terrible
gripping 80 common TO most purgatives. {"
says X. S. Webster 4 Co., Udora,
Ontario, Canada. For sale by II. u.
Meuibew.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30
When You Have Bad Cold

You want remedy that will not only
give quick relief but effect permanent
cure.
You want remedy-that will relieve
the lungs and keep expectorstion easy,
You want remedy that will counter
act any tendency toward pneumonia.
You want remedy that 10 plessan,
and safe TO take.
Chamberlain's Cough Rsmedy meet
all Of these requirements and for Tho
speedy and permanent cure Of bad cold
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d. Merrihew.
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Telephone: Residence 6. once at Bank
Worm Destroyer.

Whites Cream verinifuge. not only
kills worms, but removes the mucous and
slime. In which they build their nests
IL brings. and quickly, healthy con-
dition Of the body, wnere worms eannol
Exist. pc at r. j. Wadswortli,
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-11-30
Probate and Guardianship Notice.

Consult County Clerk, or the Respec.
tive Signers for Further Information.
ESTATE OF HANS HAMMER
Creditors will present claims. with
vouchers TO the undersigned, at the
residence OF Mrs. Annie Q. Hammer,
opposite the Ranker Mercantile Com.
pany, on Main street. or at the home Of
Andrew Field, one-hali block east Of
Broad bents Store, on First East street,
both in Lehi City. County aud State OF
Utah, on or before February 26th, A.
ID. 1908.
ANNIE g. HAMMER and
ANDREW FIELD,
Executors OF the Estate OF Hans
Hammer, Decreased.
A. J. EVANS, Attorney for said estate.
First Pub. Oct. 20, 'O6.