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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03
NO MORE HEADACHE
GENERAL WEAKNESS AND FEVER
DISAPPEAR TOO.
How n Woman Was Freed from Dub
That Had Made Life wretchcd for
Many Years.

many Years.
Tho Immediate causes of headaches
vary, but most of them come from poor
or poisoned blood. In anemia the blood
is scanty or thin the nerves are imper-
fectly nourished and pain is the way in
which they express their weakness. II
colds the blood abSorbs poison from the
mucous surfaces, and the poison irritates
the nerves and produces pain. In rheu-
matiSm, malaria and the grip, the poison
in the blood produces like discomfort. In
indigestion the gases from the impure
matter kept in the system affect the
blood in the same way.
The ordinary headache-cures at best
give only temporary relief. They deaden
the pain but do not drive the poison out
of tho blood. DIR. Williams Pink Pills
on tho contrary thoroughly renew the
blood and the pain disappears perma-
nently, Women in particular have found
these pills an unfailing relief in head
aches caused by anemia.
Miss Stella Blocker recently said: CDR.
Williams Pink Pills did me n great dea.
of good. l had headache nearly all the
time. After l had taken three boxes OF
these pills l became entirely we'll"
chow long had you suffered ?' she
was asked.
For several years. / can't tell the
exact date when my illness began for it
came on by slow degrees. i had been
going down hill for many years"
"Did you have any other a~ilments?"
81 was very weak and sometimes / had
fever. My liver and kidneys were af.
fected as well as my head"
"How did you come to take the rem.
edy that cured your"
~ saw in a southern newspaper a
statement of some person who was cured
of a like trouble by DR.. Williams Pink
Pills. My physician hadn't lone me any
good, so / bought n box Of these pills.
After i had taken one box / felt SO much
better that l kept on until l became en-
tirely we'll"
Miss Blocker's home is at Leander,
Louisiana. DIR. Williams Pink Pills are
sold by all druggists. Besides headache
they cure neuralgia, ~sciatica, nervous
p~rostration, partial paralysis and rheu.
Glatism.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Those who visited New York while
its subway was in process of con-
struction, will appreciate the story Of
a friend of the street commissioner
of New York who, while passing
through the city for the first time in
his life, lost a watch which he valued
highly. Not being familiar with Man
haitian, the man wrote to the commits
sioner Of his loss, and asked him to do
his best to find the missing article.
The commissioners answered that
ae would do all in his power to
recover the watch, and that he would
not leave a stone unturned in the
search. A short while after this the
mar happened to be in New York
again. and business took him in the
direction Of Park Avenue. At a
glance, he took in the piles Of stone.
dirt, and other material from the
.orn-up street. Rushing to the near
est telegraph Office, he sent the fol-
lowing message to the commissioner:
DO not bother any longer. Watch
not worth It,"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

General, Sherman once had occa.
sion to stop at a country home wheru
a tin basin and a roller-towel on the
back porch sufficed for the family's
ablutions. For two mornings the
small hoy of the household watched in
silence the visitors efforts at making
n toilet under the ~unfavorable aus
pices. but when on the third day the
toothbrush, nail-fle, whisk-broom,
etc. had been duly used and re.
turned to their places in the travel.
er's grip, he could suppress his cur.
iosity no longer, so boldly put the
question: Say, mister, air you a.
ways that much trouble to yo'se'f?"
Are prices regulated by supply
and demand?" Certainly" answer
ed the trust dictator: "by whatever
supply we choose to have on hand
and whatever demand we choose to
m~ake."-Washington Star.
Professor Chalkdown-"Now, what
little boy will make up a sentence
illustrating the meaning of the word
triang'e'?" Little Sammy-"Well,
II CRU Us won't ketch 'em try angle
worms Judge.
When a man is down In the world
he gets many more kicks than boosts.
The quickest wa! for a girl to get
rid Of asr ideal is u marry him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03
Stop Babies, Tears.

Ninety per cent of babies troubles
are caused by disordered stomach or
bowels. They can all be quickly cured
by a few doses of that great digestive
medicine, DR.. Caldwell's Oaxative)
Syrup Pepsin. 1t digests curded milk,
sweetens the breath, reduces fever and
relieves pain. Absolutely harmless to
mother or child. Sure relief in teeth
ing. Sold by all druggists at SOC and
81. Money back if it fails.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03
Thousands of Women
ARE MADE WELL AND STRONG
Success Of Lydia E. ~Plnkham's Vegetable
Compound Rests Upon the Fact that lt
Really Does Make Sick Women Well

Thousands upon thousands of Ameri-
can women have been restored to
health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. Their letters are on file
in Mrs. Pinkham's oGice, and prove this
statement to be a fact and not a mere
boast.
Overshadowing indeed is the success
of this great medicine, and compared
with it all other medicines and treat
ment for women are experiments.
Why has Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound accomplished its wide
spread results for good?
Why has it lived and thrived and
done it's glorious work for a quarter OF
a century?
Simply and surely because Of its ster-
ling worth. The reason no other med
icine has even approached its success
is plainly and positively because there
is no other medicine in the world SO
good for women's ills.
The wonderful power of Lydia r.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound over
the diseases of womankind is not be-
cause it is q stimulant-not because 1T is
a palliative, but simply because it is
the most wonderful tonic and recon-
structor ever discovered to act directly
upon UnC uOcIlhC oJSOCh, POoAtANS4J
CURING disease and displacements and
restoring health and vigor.
Marvellous cures are reported from
all parts of the country by women who
have been cured, trained nurses who
have witnessed cures, and physicians
who have recognized the virtue in
Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, and are fair enough to give
credit where it is due. If physicians
dared to be frank and open, hundreds
of them would acknowledge hat they
constantly prescribe Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound in severe
cases of female ills, as they know by
experience that it will effect a cure.
Women who are troubled with painful
or irregular m~enstruation, backache,
bloating Tor flatulence), leucorrhoea,
falling, Inflammation or liberation OF
the uterus. ovarian troubles, that
"bearing-down" feeling, dizziness,
faintness, indigestion, nervous pros,
tration, or the blues, should take i'm,
mediate action to ward off the serious
consequences and be restored to health
and strength by taking Lydia e.. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Anyway,
write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
for advice. It's free and always helpful
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Reporter understand that one
of pour guests committed suicide last
night by hanging himself out of a
third-story window" clearinghouse
keeper-"Well, there was such a
roomer in the air for a while."-
Town Topics.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

did tn docther find out what 1t is
that's ailin' yez?" mo. He said th't
nawthin' but a postmortem examina-
ton wud liver reveal ut. An haven't
enough curiosity about ut to have ut
done."-Cleveland Leader.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Mother-"Bobby, l begged papa
for an hour today to buy you a pony,
but he won't do it." Bobby (indig-
nantly)-"Why didn't you burst into
tears? Couldn't you do that much
for me?"-New York Mail.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Mrs. McSosh-"George, you've been
drinking" MI. McSosh-"Clarinda,
M dear, I can not tell a lie-I-"
Mrs. McSosh-"Then, George, you're
drunken than l thought. Go to bed"
Cleveland Leader.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

ooh, Mr.. Brown, why did you leave
the Christian Science church," Real
ly, Miss Jones, if you will have the
truth, l got so awfully tired of be-
ing SO persistently cheerful all the
time. Life.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Rather a swelllooking fellow to
have to hook his watch" remarked the
pawnbroker's clerk. Yes, but this
explains it, replied the pa~wnbroker;
there's a woman in the case."-Phil-
adelphia Ledger.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Little Clarence-"Paw-uh!" Mr..
Callipers-"Weli, my SOM" Little
Clarence-"Paw, when a doctor is
sick and calls in another doctor to
doctor him, Is the doctor doctored the
way he wants to be doctored, or does
the doctor doctor him just as he thinks
he ought to be doctored puck.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

my DOCTOR" said Billyuns, "has
ordered me to take more exercise"
What are you going to do?" Have
the ticker moved across the room
from my desk."-Ex.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Every poison ,LnInI4.s - ,.y4Lng the
Uintah Indian reservation in eastern Ctoh
to be opened for settlement August 2Sth,
should have a Homeseekers Guide ana
sectional map. 1t tells everything. Sent
postpaid for soc. Address w. H. EN-
mons, 700 18th ST.. Denver, Colorado.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

First Old Lady-"He was a bad
character; but l believe he repented
at last. Second Old Lady-"Oh, no,
he didn't; l saw that he died intes-
tate."-London Globe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

II a man smiles and looks pleased
when you pay him a compliment, pay
him another one. In time you may
be able TO borrow money from him.
-Somerville Journal.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03
Falling in love is often a serious
accident.

FREE-52-page DOWNRIGHT book, Advice to
Victims Great White plrgue tuberculosis. /"
Drs. Van Hpmmell, GA ltth ST., Denver, Colo.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

He boasts" 81 know he does;
but the truth is that he caught just
100000 fish, 600 of which were 90
inches long."-Town Topics.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Mr.. Newlywed-"This roast chicken
Is tough as the devil!" Mrs. Newly
wed-"Oh, George, you shouldn't
speak so Of the dead!'-Meggendorf-
err Blaetter.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

over one million acres OF lane IN tie
Uintah indian reservation wiz be
thu own omen. for settlement August 18th.
Registration begins August LIST. AT q and
Junction, Colorado, continuing TIL August
II. From DenNc r, COLORADO Springs or
Pueblo. the Colorado Midland Is Che short
est route 70 Grand Junction or resclva-
iion points. Write G. VI. Spcets, -. T.
a. Denver, for booklA giving infcrma-
ton regarding land. rates, ttc.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs.-WM.
o. ENDsLEY. Vanburen. Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

w. N. u. Des Moines. la. No. 31-f9o5
When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

boarding house coffee. You can get
it on desertion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

permanently cured. No ITS or nervousness AFTER
D hrst days use OF DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restor.
or. Send for FREE %. 90 trial bottle and treatise.
DR. L. Ii. KLINE, Ltd, 9S1 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

ID David K~ennedy's Favorite Remedy
gave me prompt and complete relief from dyspepsia and
liver arrangement" b. 7. TrowbridPe. Harlem R.R, NY.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

If a man is right he can't be too
radical, and If he's wrong he can't
be too conservative.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

1t is human to swallow 6attery and
gag over the truth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

A man seldom goes to a friend for
a loan if he really needs the money.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Honeysuckles and the sweet girl
graduate bloom simultaneously.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all dealers. Price, 80
cents per box.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

FARMS FOR RENT OR SALE ON CROP
L payments. j. MULHALL, Sioux City, Ia.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Where there is a mans will there
is a woman's way to break 1t.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

A mar seldom has to work over
time to make a fool of himsef.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

A we'll balanced man doesn't have
to part his hair in the middle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

o MONEY MAKING SECRETS, Ev
ery one a winner; he your own boss; Toe. OLIVER
BOON CO., $40 Good Block, DIES MONIES, IOWA.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Many a girls ideal is shattered
when he goes broke.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

Hone enables a man to accomplish
wonders in his mind.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

REPRESENTATIVE medical men from
| throughout the state, together with a
number of laymen met in Des Moines
on the 9th and organized the Iowa
Association for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis. The meeting,
which was held at the Chamberlain
hotel, was characterized by much
earnestness and enthusiasm and the
body of men did not stop until an
| entire organization was perfected,
even though it took the greater part
of the day. A constitution and by
laws was adopted and officers and d.
rectory board named. The general
to the call to organize such
an association was most encouraging.
Many of the prominent physicians OF
the state were present and all were
eager to have the association form
ed and at work. The principal work
of the association will be an educa-
tional campaign through the dissem-
nation of literature, in lectures and
the newspapers. The association will
also work for favorable legislation
which will tend to eradicate unsan-
tary conditions and protect the public
health. The legislature will probably
be asked for an appropriation to build
a state sanitarium. Officers were
chosen as follows: President-Wil-
liam Iarrabee, Clermont; First vice
president-Dr. r. e. Commit, Sioux
City; Second vice presidential. L.
US5ck, Des Moines; Treasurer-Prof.
Il uarriott nes MOinps. Secretary
-L-. e. l.. Stevens, Des Moines.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-08-03

An empty head contains many sur,
nriSns
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02
Mr.. CLYDE MINOR TO
wed SOUTHERN GIRL

The society columns of the Houston,
Texas. Post of the 22nd ult. contained
an announcement Of the engagement
and approaching marriage of Miss
Adelaide Noble, of that city, to Mr..
Clyde Radliff Minor, of Beaumont, the
nuptial ceremony to take plaee at the
home of the bride in Houston on
Wednesday, the 22nd inst.
The groom to be is the oldest son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Minor, of 811 Macon
avenue, and has host of friends
here, where he was born and grew to
manhood, who extend their felicita-
tions to the happy couple in advance of
their wedding day. Clyde has been in
Texas little more than year and for
several months has held an important
and lucrative position with the j. NJ.
Guffey Petroleum company ac Beau
mont, his office being that of chief
clerk in the auditing and accounting
department, which employs force Of
eight men.
A host of friends here congratulate
him upon the success he has achieved
in business way, which ems to be
paralleled only by the good fortune
which awaits him in his matrimonial
venture.
The prospective Mrs. Minor may be
assured of a cordial reception at the
hands of her contemplated husbands
friends whenever she may find it con-
venient TO visit Canon City.
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02
DID NOT LIKE THE
CHINESE METHODS

From DR.. J. w. Cannon it is learned
that Hon. Geo L Dobson, United
Consul to Hang Chow, China, arrived
at Seattle last Monday on his way
to his home at DesMoines, Iowa, hav
ing resigned his position in the consul
lar service. Mr.. Dobson was appoint
ed to the consulate at Hang Chow by
President Roosevelt last spring and
with his wife and little son sailed from
San Franciso about the first of June to
enter upon the duties of the position.
The boycott against American made
goods went into effect soon after Mr..
Dobson's arrival in the Flowery King
dom and strong feeling against citi-
zens of the United States grew up in
the interior Of the country and many
indignities we're heaped upon them.
Although Hang Chow is city of a
million of inhabitants the Chinese
bankers there refused to cash the drafts
presented by Consul Dobson and he
was otherwise much annoyed by the
natives, although no overt act was
committed against his person. With
the intention of driving Mr.. Dobson
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02
TheLeader Hardware g, Grocery Co.
Phone So @1s 1888 ssa Blue Plumbing and Tin Work


minutes later stranger came along,
united the animal, got into the saddle
and galloped rapidly away, leaving
Mr.. Wise to make his way home as
best he could. A telephone message
was sent to Messrs. Iden & Hyssong of
the Rocky Mountain livery barns to
keep lookout for the stranger and ar
rest him for theft if he could be found
Nothing was seen or heard of him,
however, and it was feared that he had
sure enough stolen the horse. About
two hours later the animal came trot-
ting back to the stable, minus the sad
die and bride. which had been taken
off and secreted by the thief. All eff
forts to locate the missing property
have thus far proven Intellectual.
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02

from the city the bodies of more than
a hundred victims of cholera and other
contagious diseases we're buried on the
property adjoining tie consulate. al
though it had not been pre- viously used
as cemetery, necessitating the re-
moval of Mr. d bison to another part
of the city Such things ere intoler-
able to Mr.. Dob-on and to escape them
he resigned his post Mr.. Dobson
who is brother-in law of DIR Cannon,
has been p eminent in the Republican
politics of Iowa for many years He
will be remembered as having made a
speech at the annual banquet of the
Merchants association at the st. Cloud
hotel Friday evening May 5th, l9o5.
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02

for oars he put his burtien In. unIoos,sl
the painter. showed OF aud jumped IN
himself
The current soon carried them br.
yond danger. The boat was seen FROM
the shorc. but no one dreamed that
those fn IL were the lost ones The low
ers were obliged to drift with the cur
rent. not having anything with which
even TO guide the boat
The first proposition was to gain the
shore as soon as possible. ind q parson
and be married. but Ida could not
bring herself to marry without her
fathers consent. and Bob shrank from
what seemed To him to be taking an
advantage Of both father and daughter.
II was near morning when they passed
through some reeds. and Bob. catching
hold Of them, succeeded In drs wing ,ae
boat to shore.
Supposing that they had been seen In
their escape. they did not hurry TO re.
turn, stopping at n farmhouse for
breakfast. After breakfast the farmer
hnrness,-i his horses and drove them
home. As they approached. n gnng OF
men were nt work on the debris OF the
burned building hunting for their
corpscs. while Deacon Chase stood rue.
fully by looking on. His back was
turned to the road and he did not see
the party coming. Ida. who lid not
know OF the melancholy hunt they
were engaged In. sang out:
Father. saved my necklaccF'
The deacon turned. saw his daughter.
tottered. gathered his faculties, Ida
gave n bound and the two were locked
In each Others arms
After brief explanation the deacon
got luto the wugon, pressing Bob'-
hand as he did 30. and they were
driven to the temporary abode of the
family. where similar surprise was
In store for the mother and sisters.
Then. when II wns all over. Bob. with
assumed modesty, Withdrawing. said:
Il beg your pardon. deacon. | have
no right here. according to your or
ders. and | must apologize for tres.
passing. Ida. ! congratulate you on
recovering your necklace"
Now, this was Bob's way OF rub
bing It In" on the deacon. and every
one present smiled. The deacon hung
his head for moment. then. cooking
one eye up at Bob. said;
II reckon. Bob. since was looking
for cbnrred body and you brought in
q live girl. the find Is yours
Bob settled down and made n good
husband.
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02
Notice

WE wish to sdyise that, beginning
this date, October %, persons desiring
information as to how certain trains
are will please ask the operator at the
central telephone office and she will
tell you. We have arranged to keep
the central Office posted up to the min.
ute as to how all trains are coming. SO
you will get just the same Information
from central" that you would were
you to call the Office. This pertains to
the movements Of delayed trains, or
otherwise. II. s Maddox. Agent.
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02
Stole Birdie and Saddle

Last Monday afternoon George Wise
OF the Strathmore hotel barber shop
hired horse at the Rocky Mountain
livery stable for ride through South
Canon and Lincoln Park, the sequel to
which was very different from what he
had anticipated Having occasion. on
the return trip tn make II business call
on an acquaintance in the vicinity of
Prospect Heights he dismounted, tied
his horse TO post on the roadside and
walked to the house. Ten or fifteen
Cañon City record., 1905-11-02
Her Necklace

Bob Ringland had got into bed and
was dozing of when there was a sharp
stroke on the. town bell He listened
and counted two strokes, then a pause,
then five strokes more. Being familiar
with the fire alarm code. Bob knew
that district - included the home OF
Deacon Chase, and as there were but
half a dozen houses in the district the
deacon's might be the one for which
the alarm was sounded.
Now. Bob's relations with Deacon
Chase were somewhat strained. Bob
was in love with Ida, the deacon's
daughter, and. being wild. he was not
an acceptable suitor He was n bright
fellow and only needed TO settle down
to take a good stand In the world. But
the deacon was not assured that he
would ever settle down and was not to
be blamed for being unwilling to com
NIT his daughter to 50 graceless
scamp. Bob had that very afternoon
been forbidden the house.
Be this as 1t may. the young man
threw off the bedclothes and. throwing
on his body clothes, sailed forth to the
fire. He had not gone far before he
discovered that, true enough the dea-
cons house was burning. Fearful that
Ida might be in danger, he ran till he
came to the house and was reassurcd
at seeing her in the front yard with the
others. But Just AS he was about to
enter the gate he heard her exclaim,
my necklacer' And she dashed In nt
the front door before any one could
stop her.
The necklace was OF coral and n,,t
intrinsically valuable. Bob had given
It to her. and when he saw her run In
to almost certain death TO save 1t his
love famed like the burning building.
| he dashed in after her.
The crowd without stopped passing
| water and looked on appalled,. The
whole of the house above the second
story was burning. and the two had no
sooner had time to mount the stairs
than the roof over the front fell. That
! was the last seen BY the crowd Of Bob