Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-28
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| 10 wonder how those reports mat no
had the worst government in Europe
originated. Washington Star.
| The Kansas convict who was pa
roled and sent TO work In the harvest
field now has an idea OF what real
punishment Washington Post.
| When the beef trust remembers how
Commissioner Garfield lurcd 1t on
with false hopes II is not surprised
at any governmental knocks Chicago
News.
| Mr. George j. Gould Is going into
poultry farming. or course. his ex-
perience with geese that lay golden
eggs will be lot OF help to him.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Oklahoma shows strong reasons why
It should be admitted as a State, bur
does it expect the United States Sen
ate to be swayed by mere rcasons?-
Chicago News.
Despite his latest gift Of $4,000, 900.
there is reason to believe Mr.. Rookie
Teller has laid away enough in safe
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old age.-Detroit Free Press.
| II education Is the greatest moral
force it might be good thing for Mr..
Rockefeller to attend some of the col
legcs which he is helping with his
money-NOrfolk (Na.) Landmark.
The beef trust can expect little SYM
pathy in its battle for the markets OF
the world as long as it is endeavoring
to escape trial on the charge that it is
robbng the American consumer
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Peary says that his expedition may
open up 3,OOO.OOO square miles Of
country hitherto inaccessible. 1t will
be some time however. before the
why pay rent" sign follows his trail.
Washington Star.
Abdul Ham:d. Sultan Of Turkey, Is
reported to be in a critical condition.
| The case wouldn't be so bad If the
doctor wasn't trying to poison him.
Chicago RecordHerald.
In the light Of past performances on
the part Of Russian gunners, it would
have seemed safer for those Odessa
mutineers to bid defiance to the rest
Of the fleet and take chances on being
sunk.-Detrot Free Press.
Secretary of the Navy Bonaparte
has rejected "Nestor" and "Orestes"
as names for golfers. He points out
that one suggests antiquity and the
other insanity. Another one of them
literary fellows in oftice.-Syracuse
Herald.
Undue attention Is being given to
wife is entitled to 'frisk" her hus-
bands trousers and take any money
she finds. No judicial determination
could alter or affect that CUSTOM
Washington Times.
The Chinese officials who were once
regarded as being pro- Russian are fast
vanishing as the situation changes.
They are all entertaining grateful feel
ings toward Japan. Diplomatically
there will be some subterfuge played,
but on the whole Japan will get all
she wants-Tokio Asah.
| According to the best Judgment that
can be formed at this distance, we
are unanimously Of the opinion that
Mayor Weaver has wiped up the
earth with the gang in Philadelphia.
There may be some fragments. but
they are not able to sit up and take
notice.-Montgomery Advertiser.
The State of Kansas has reached
the conclusion that it has no power
to control the traffic Of the Pullman
cars, as the Pullmans are not common
carriers. They're certainly not COM
mon carriers, nor even common
charges-they just plain, ordinary
common MISUNDERSTANDING Times.
If it be true, as Nj. Witte declares,
that NJ. Trepoff is the real Car of
Russia, then Nicholas Alexandrovitch
Is relieved Of the responsibility for a
vast amount Of folly, stupidity and
cruelty. Whether the creature can he
greater than the creator is a question
FOR casuists, however.-Chicago Chron-
lcle.
How providential it seems that the
only man in America who is known
to have two hearts is a plain, indus
trious carpenter who earns his liveli-
hood with his hands at New Rochelle
| \. y. Just contemplate for minute
the effect on society of two hearts in
man like John d. Rockefeller-Kan-
sas City Star.
If the exclusion law is to be so con-
strued or modified as to admit Chi
nese students, We'll probably find that
about 1OO,0OO,O0O Cinnamon have sud
denly become inspired with the most
intense desire to study everything in
tho books from Confucius down TO
Laura Jean Libbey and Mary Maclane.
Los Angeles Times.
Tear this up" enjOined Statistician
Holmes, Of the Department of Agri-
culture, in one Of his discriminating let
ters. There is no known preventative
Of written matter whose action is 80
sure as burn this letter. or tear this
up."-NOrfolk Landmark
The warden Of the Ohio State prison