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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

The democrats were outvoted in Nor way.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

SOME INDICTMENT. A bowl of milk. bit of bread May seem a skimpy fare But we could get along on that, And also without hair. The fate of J. D. R. may be A theme for tears and woe But if we had his bank account We wouldn't mind 1t so.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

playwright has invented "drinko- meter" contrivance which will help men to be good. The most effective antidote for wickedness is sickness. The chap who feels like the proverbial 30 cents seldom listens readily to the suggestions of the devil. He wants a doctor.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

Although his present term does not ex- pire until 1906, Senator Carmack of Ten nessee, has already opened his campaign for reelection. The senator's opponent in the field will be Bob" Taylor and 1t is easy to see why he desires to get an early start.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22
WISE GIRL

WISE GIRL. There was a comic opera queen For fame she did not banker. She ripped a while across the boards, Then caught a wealthy banker.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22
MEAN THINGS.

There was girl in our town
 Whose carriage was not bad; Some jealous maidens said twas all
 The carriage that she had.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22
SOME INDICTMENT.

It has been discovered that bull has no respect for an automobile
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

The people who wonder why the Pana- ma canal is so far from completion should write a letter to one of the transconti- mental railroads.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22
About Persons.

w. c. Rinearson, general passenger agent of the Queen and Crescent route. was in Birmingham yesterday.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

It seems that the Lena put in at Hono- lulu because she wanted coal. Numbers of people want coal at this season of the year, so the plight of the Lena is not at all nnusual.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

It is said that Andrew Carnegie receives an average of twelve requests day for libraries and organs. Yet some people get sarcastic because the iron master scat ters few of them over the country.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala. post office as second-class matter under act of Congress March B. 1s7e.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-22
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE WORLD

corns are bad enough; aural corns are corns no lady would wear.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
The Hayyiest Age.

Tie Rev Myon Reen used to that
years not worth einghat
lions CT the last half century have life
President Eliot of Harvard reprint little
book in which he that human happiness
easier to find today than any period
So the question is still open
unfortunately there is to the happiness
OF any period, to define definitely happiness
All know happiness our own times
is the best that is aanable lucky gets his share
of it.
Happiness, like health is known only opposite
health through disease
until indigestion developed and he happiness
there not others himself.
The of mankind until
heard their suffering and dissatisfaction
finding utterance the speech NAV
the unthnkng happiness suddenly
ooscud But to the following un.
Outstanding under
which happiness general we hear of
the less wrongs hav
Philosophers doomsday-and no doubt
they wbut the which knows
is the that has been
knows what happiness and realize its
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
Pay of the Able Man.

Richard A McCurdy testng
committee said that his salary of $4,000
indication of appreciation of able management"
There as to the cable
management But there
to the fact that infinitely Richard
A. McCurdy highly paid.
President Roosevelt popularity rpub,
and who more than other controls political
and social destiny Of sooO0Oo0 people year
Admiral dinlo
mat secured the Philippines gets s13, 500 a year
Gen. Chaffee, chief of staff, $1,000
The secretary of $4,000 United States senator's
among whom have been Webster Clay Hoar-daw
or highest
The of the of these
$l5oo College professors few
ers OF worldwide fame in Harvard Chicago receive from
$4,000 $4,000.
There said clergymen in this
country all of national receive
more than $4,000 Episcopal bishop
sl2oO Great city parishes clergymen as high
$4,000. 90 -
Emerson Americas philosopher. did more than
on cCudys to bring the public better thinking happier
living lived upon income of $1,000 curng
while writing his essays
But Richard A. McCurdy explains that his s5oOOo vear n for
his able management
Whether the able
policy holders he does able
Tor McCud The management policy holders appears to
N
$4,000 indicates McCurdys ability and va,re 70 h
public then his ability in salary h eou, n
that OF President Roosevelt Admiral Dewey the
FIVE college
tnree nignestpnd cergymmen a bishop an Emerson
Talk OF indication
-sraH OF the nerviest and openest "
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
An Ex-Bnaer In the Poorhouse.

People shacked when who
aed with the Vanderbt his his
tune melt and at last lands in the poorhouse
Such is the
Cos of the leading fnancer the country
farm colony for INDECENT.
1t ptifulbu, seriously why there be shock
of his
people money
become Uncounted thousands
trained without
sometimes slip through the
1t hard for old pinch poverty
But is it harder
to know anything else?
The who has been banker his millions
memory he
comfort him. He at least has known the JOY of
The who has been struggling
whitening shadow the
at last being all that he has infinitely pabe
Shocking indeed is it that who has
the freedom Of wealth should
bondage of want but shocking
and women with the capacity for
he has should ceasey
dage and for ief blessed moment single
thrill of the joy O
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
SPORTING BREV|T|ES

AMERICAN LEAGUE PAPERS
outside of Cleveland are printing
the statement that Larry Lajoie
may not lead the Maps next sea-
son. The Cleveland papers say:
"Oh, rubbish and pish tush."
JESSE LEWISOHN, THE NEW
York club man, Is said to be $780,
900 loser on the Jamaica race meet.
Oh, well, he's a millionaire, and,
besides, may be the figures are ex.
aggerated, anyway.
PITCHER CHECH OF CINCIN-
natl has bought an interest in a
st. Paul drug store, and will spend
the winter learning to detect the
difference between OF. vim dami
ami and 3 OF. gum tragicant.
IN AN AUTHORIZED INTER
view Champion Jim Jeffries an.
nounces that he will referee nc
more fights and that he will fight
no more. "The ring will never see
me again." he AYERS. "Goodby
jim; take keer you'self."
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

of action for which the plausible
Mr.. Geo. Tebeau is widely noted.
THE CHICAGO ATHLETIC AS
ISOLATION is planning to give box
ing shows every two weeks this
winter. The lid" seems to be off
again.
AS SUNDAY BASEBALL is
barred there the Western league
may not invade the home town of
that eminent globe trotter, VIM.
Jennings Bryan.
TO THE BANEFUL INFLU-
ence of cigaret smoking is attrib-
uted the defeat of the Holyoke foot
ball eleven. Is to 0, by Springfield.
The resignation of the captain is
demanded. Why not get him to
swear OFF,"
NED HANLON HAS DECIDED
to remain as manager Of the Brook
Ign team and the fans at the other
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
...SPORTS...

Unless a morning paper made a
mistake when it stated that Tom
Ware, one of the prominent mem
bers of the Spokane Rod and Gun
club, DR.. n Fred Essig, we'll
known shooter and protector of
game. and DR.. Essig's some had
killed II ducks near Coulee City in
one day, there are three men in the
city who have broken the game
laws of the state of Washington.
A law was passed by the legis-
lature of the state allowing each
shooter 10 ducks per day. From
the report in the paper the three
men killed about "a ducks each.
Of course, The Press thinks there
is some mistake as Tom Ware or
DR.. Essig would never shoot once
after the 10th bird had fallen. There
might have been a bunch flying
past and each of the hunters, hay
ing bagged nine, desired the 10th
and, shooting into the large flock,
accidentally killed Al ducks, in
stead of three.
However, in the interest of good
sport, the game warden ought to
sift such reports.
The entertainment given for the
benefit of aJck Kerns was not as
large a success as was expected.
About 100 people attended Several
of the fighters who were expected
to take part disappointed the boys
who were boosting the entertain
ment. Kid Scaler went four fast
rounds with his brother, and Parker
fought Dude Lewis 10 rounds. Both
these contests were good. Several
specialties were presented. The
house about paid for itself.
@ Q @
| 1t is reported that Indian" Joe
Gregg is on the war path looking
for Kid Harrison. Harrison, it is
said, is going around the town in.
Producing himself as Indian" Joe
Gregg. Gregg says he is an Indian,
passing himselfw5 T cmfwyp wyp
and will not stand for Harrison
who claims to be a Mexican, pass,
ing himself off as Gregg, the
fighter.
o o o
Parker and Thompson have both
started hard road work and will
keep going for the next few weeks
to get into the best possible con
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
The EVOLUTION
p @I
BASE BALM
M ~. into The lNNT
En- Qr"eo.t Notioncl
49, GAr1E
-JorneH a Hart

Louisville, and what they did to the
Eclipse players was plenty. They
made several visits. outplaying the
home team in each instance. Their
success in Louisville whetted the
appetites of the baseball people in
st. Louis and Cincinnati; hence,
the Akrons visited those cities and
were usually winners.
Interest seemed to grow with de-
feat and baseball began to regain
its hold in Louisville, Cincinnati
and st. Louis. Those clubs arranged
with Billy Barnie to bring out
team from Brooklyn, which took
the name atlantic" from a former
vlub which had enjoyed popularity
in Brooklyn some years before, and
with Horace Phillips, Lew Sim
mons, Billy Sharsig and Charlie
Mason Of Philadelphia to bring out
team Of players from Philadel-
phia, upon which they bestowed the
oiu anu popuidl udllt ALIIct1CS,
which from the earliest days of
baseball until now has been a pop
ular name for a ball club in the old
Quaker city.
The trips of these teams west
was the cause of the formation of
the American association in 1882,
and the success of baseball may
be dated from then. The younger
organization did not enter the CT
ties of the National league at all,
but took unoccupied cities and
made baseball popular n them.
The association took the lead in
reforming and changing the rules
by doing away with the "out on
foul bound" inventing the rubber
home plate, the pitcher plate, the
coacher lines and making the game
more interesting in many ways.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

dition for the coming fight. Thomp-
son goes on the road each day with
his manager, Mccarthy, for a long
run. Parker has started running
into the country each morning and
will keep it up till the last day. He
is nearly to weight now, having
balanced the scale at 139 the other
day. He has about four more
pounds to take off.
1t is reported by physicians who
operated on Joe Cantillon, the vet
eran baseball player, that he is
dying.
Cantillon has been in the base
ball world for the past 20 years,
and has made good all the time.
He pitched for the Minneapolis
team 10 years ago He is the man.
ager of the Milwaukee team at the
present time.
The following are the large
games of football to be played this
afternoon in the east and south.
The scores of the games will be
found on the first page in part or
in full:
West.
California-univers of Nevada,
at Berkeley, Cal,
Stanford-university of Oregon, at
Palo Alto, Cal.
Tacoma-Seattle high schools, at
Middle West.
| MINES ota-Wisconsin, at Minnea-
polls.
Undergraduates, at Champaign.
Nebraska-Iowa State college, at
Lincoln
| IOwa-Northwestern at Evanston.
Oberlin-Olivet, at Oberlin, Ohio.
| PurdueMissouri. at Lafayette.
East.
| COlumbia-Yale, at New York.
| Harvard-Carlisle, at Cambridge.
| Pennsylvania Lafayette, at Phila-
delphia.
! Princeton-Dartmout at Trenton.
! SyracuseBrOwn, at Providence.
Amherst-Holy Cross, at Worces.
ter.
Cornell-Swarthmore, at Ithaca.
olis-Pennsylvania state, at
Annapolis.
Williams-Colgate, at Albany.
Morley has donated to institu
tons unbeknown to anybody.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

ton of them. There is a lot Of
kismet about the sorrows of this
vale of tears, and the wise man
sympathizes where the fool blames.
1t is probable that the privileges
accorded her rank have upset her
moral sense. For only very splen-
did nature can stand an overdose
of prosperity.
It's a pity there isn't some sort
of meter to test the limit of
strength in character, and keep the
root of all evil" out of the hands
of incompetents.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
PRINCESS LOUISE.

One of the least of the offenses
alleged against the Princess Louise,
now being sued for divorce by
Prince Philip of Saxe-Coburg, is
that she contracted debts to the
amount of $744,O00, during a single
year.
1t is said that her wardrobe con-
tanned 1876 pairs of shoes, GO para
soils and 100 hats.
Isn't that enough to make any
man yearn for a divorce?
And yet, no doubt, the woman has
her coterie of sympathizing friends,
who are condoling with her be-
cause of her penurious and heart
less husband! There never was a
woman with a title. money, and q
sensation who couldn't get some
body to stand up for her.
Poor princess.
She has lost what thousands of
women cherish all too lightly-her
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
Copyright. 1905, by the Newspaper
Enterprise Association.)
ARTICLE III.
BY Jas. A. Hart.

Aside from the National league
in the early sos, only three regu-
larry organized clubs were in ex'
istence, viz: the club located at
Akron, o.. made up of Sullivan,
Kemmler, Maggie, Tony Mullane,
Swartwood, McPhee, Sam Wise,
Charlie Morton, Maskrey, Purcell
and Billy Taylor.
The Eclipse club of Louisville, a
Sunday club run in the interest Of
the bar, and consisting of Crotty
Reccius, Mclaughlin. Dyler, Pete
Browning. Burkalow, Sommers,
Cline and Fred Pfeffer.
The ST. Louis Browns, operated
by Chris Won der Abe as a Sun
day club in the interest of his near
by saloon, and for the amount of
beer that could be sold on the ball
park.
Tony Mullane and Leech Mask
rey received from the Akron club
the munificent salary of $45 per
month, but in order to fully earn
the money they were compelled to
be the groundkeepers as well as
players. Other players were paid
in proportion. Frank Pfffer, l
think, drew salary of $40 per
month from the Eclipse club.
These three clubs needed other
teams to play with, and in conse-
quence teams were sent from Gin
cinnati and Chicago to Louisville.
They appeared each time under a
different club name, but were usu-
ally made up of the same players.
People tired of seeing the same
faces, even if the Dreadnaughts of
last Sunday were the Lakesides
this Sunday, so inducements were
offered the Akron team to visit
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
FOR WEAK, LANaUrD PEOPLE.

Weak, sick people often remark IF
/ could get something to nourish
and give me strength" they do not
know why but the food they eat Is
no benefit to them, they gain no flesh
and feel no stronger. The blood be-
comes thin, causing faint spells with
loss of memory and ambition. There
is a remedy for this that acts in
the right way. 1t Is DIR. Gums Blood
and Nerve Tonic. A tablet to take
after meals. Sold by druggists for
75c per box. 1t turns the food into
rich, red blood, making flesh and
strength Write DIR. oBsanko Co.,
Philadelphia, Pa. For sale by all
druggists.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
A ROYAL FOOL and Her MONEY

husbands regard. She Is illustrat-
ing what can hardly be forced into
the heads of the people of this
commercial age-that money and
position alone do not make happi-
ness.
Maybe it isn't all her fault. May
be it is the way she was brought
up, her environment, her inherited
tendencies, and the wrong cultiva-
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
AT THE COMIQUE

Week October 80. The five act
melodrama "The Separation" and
G. Lyndon's one act burlesque en-
title only Pipe Dream" the be-
wildering Nesnahs and 80 up to
date vaudeville acts.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

DR.. p. 8. Byrne ana Z. L. IngersolI,
Physicians and Surgeons. 212 and
213 Temple Court, Office Phone Main
"a. DR.. Byrne: Hours--1O to 10 am.
2 to 6 pm. DR.. Ingersoll. residence
phone 1896: Hours-9 to IL am. ]
to and to 8 p. m.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

end of the bridge are happy. Han
Ion is popular, even if he did pilot
a loser.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

DAVE BARRY, THE FORMER
lightweight pugilist, is playing full
back for the Northwestern football
team. And yet Battling Nelson said
football was more brutal than
prize fighting
1T WOULD CREATE LITTLE
surprise among the we'll posted if
Louisville should displace Detroit
in the American league. The Ken
lucky town is a better patron of
baseball than Detroit, and as the
the gents who promote the game
are not exercising their gray mat
ter merely for their health, the
southern town may slide out of the
American association and into the
American league with that celebrity
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

All women should strive to- be
beautiful. Beauty rules mankind.
Holsters Rocky Mountain Tea
brings red lips, bright eyes and
s f: :, + !: #.; s s: %104
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
IM TRADERS' NATIONAL BANN

SapitM $500, 900
surplus ana profits. $4,000
Of1cers-Alfred Coolidge, president;
A. Kuhn. vice president; Chas s. Ell.
tinge, cashier; J. Elmer West, assist.
ant cashier.
Diroctors-M. M. Cowley. Patrick
Clark. James Monaghan. A. Kuhn. Al
fred Coolidge. d. n Drumheller. j.
Elmer West
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04
Exchange National Bank
OF SPOKANE, WASH,

Designated Depository United ssasss
Capital .................. $250,0 10000
Surplus and undivided
II. J. Dyer, president: Charles
Sweeny, vice president; c. f. Mo-
Broom, cashier; w. n Shaw. assist.
ant cashier. -
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

Morley has donated to institu-
tons unbeknown to anybody.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-11-04

(To be continued.)
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

Every train from the south
brings emigrants asking for the
colored town, Red Bird. and
when they go home singing the
praise of the town aud the
splendid farming country sur
rounding it. This is indeed II
Garden of Eden for the colored
people. Come to the B. |. r.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

the clandestine masOns Of the
north end under consideration
this week, but we will give
them due consideration in the
first issue of the New Year.
these cusses need some hot shot
and we have some of that kind
of stuff i'm store for them, and
it's coming.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

The Times gives some one q
devil Of a rip about the side
walks on South Second street,
We desire to inform the Times
man that we people on South
Second street have paid for the
grades several times that was
given us 10y the city. We Ger
tainly would not spend hun
dreds of dollars to put in i'm
provements for the purpose Of
having them torn down. We
kicked about bnilding the side
walk up in the air in front of
our office, and We're informed it
mnst go there or nowhere; and
rather than have the people
struggle i'm the mud, we placed
splendid granitord sidewalk on
our part and we will just be
eternally-blessed if it shall &c
town.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

While the City Council is ex-
tending waterwOrks and sewer
age system, it should not forget
South Fourth and South Fifth
streets; they have been sadly
neglected. Even the Street
Commissioner has forgot our ex-
istence. We seem to beremem
bered only by the tax assessor
and tax collector. Gentlemen,
this is not right, to say the least.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

The Lincoln Conference schoo!
will begin it's winter term Tues
day, Jan. End, 1906 at Spencer
Chapel M. f.. Church, 5l3 \
7th, street,
FOr further information adj
dress the principal,
II. r.. Pinkney,
Muskogee, |. T,
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

We understand some Demo
Gratis are fighting Judge SWANS
appointment. The of course
will oppose a stalwart Republi-
can and we hope they will get
what they need, a rebuff.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

There are white men, Demo
Gratis and Republicans, living i'll
Muskogee who have dined with
Booker 7. Washington and are
not ashamed of it. Yet, any
one of them would hide his head
i'm shame should he be invited to
a dog feast such as happened
TO the white aristocracy in
Louisville, Kentucky recently.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

The Cimeter is up to.date,
read it and you will say no 9th
er paper published by colored
men this territory keeps in touch
with events as they happen and
gives the news to the public.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

We hope the Councilmen for
the Third ward will remember
we need lights at the Fourth and
Fifth street railroad crossings.
It's dangerous indeed for the
public at night with two rail
roads to tangle up with in the
darkness. More light is badly
needed and it wont hurt the
man who wants to be reelected
to give us this aid.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

1t looks like Great Muskogee
will get "a publ lie building
if Congressman Murphy can
help in getting it. We all are
praying that Murphy will be
successful.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

Orlando 5 w al in, the I, ;.
Commissioner, is a candidate to
succeed himself. Judge Swain
has made a splendid official and
the man that beats him can feel
proud of the victory. We would
be glad to see Swain retained.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

There will be more splendid
brick blocks erected in Musko-
gee during the ensuing year.
We not at a stand. still, just
moving right along.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

Since Mr.. Benedict has accep-
ted the place of Master in Chan
Gerry, we hope Mr.. Falwell, the
Supervisor of Greek Schools
will succeed him us Supt.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

Attorney Hymes is candi-
date TO succeed Judge Leekly.
Without say z anything
against Hymes, we desire to
say that Judge Leekley has
made IA splendid commissioner.
While we have not agreed with
him ON many things, we believe
he has been honest in all his
dealings and decisions, and we
know he has given all the law
yers an equal break -
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

304I :, 2nd. street, Phone
69E Why, that's Dr. Brlscoc's
our dentist.
Tuesday is calling day at DR.
Briscoe's Dental Parlors.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-12-28

Mr.. e. ID. Nickens is respon-
sible for the illustrated part of
this edition. The cusslng is
due him.