Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-08-05
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'4'''i' mat AHSS IT. IlNluS beyond their
credit. brooklyn Life.
Jack lin a museum)-This collection
OF stuffed animals is said to be valued
at thousands of dollars. Flo-Is ia
possible? What are they stuffed
with|-New Yorker.
Deacon Jones-In the better land
everything will be made known. Mrs.
trye-Nont that be fine. I've always
wondered how old Sarah Wilson was.
BOSTON Transcript
The automobile has not accomplish
ca much in actual business" said the
unitarian. oh, yes, ii has. Ii has
heIped accident insurance great
deal Washington Star.
This meat" protested the boarder.
Is overdone.' Not exactly, it amt"
replied the waitress; Its done over.
This is the same meat you had yes
terday."-Philadelphia Press.
Flatbroke-Tm sorry can't paw
that bill now--you'l have to wait
awhile. Aud Id like suit this spring,
too. Tailor-You'll get It. I'm going
TO start one tomorrow.
Leader
Tired Mother to restless child
Now you set still I've drug you ten
miles to enjoy this entertainment and
YOU shall enjoy il if have to pull
every hair out Of your head!-Kansas
City Independent.
You can always tell an English
man. began the Britisher, boastfully.
But it would only be waste of
BREATH" interrupted the Yankee, be
cause he thinks he knows it all
Philadelphia Ledger.
Bessie, haw many sisters has your
new playmate "She has one. NAM
ma. She tried to fool me by saying
She had two half-sistcrs; but guess
she didn't know that I studied frac-
lions. Washington Life.
Typewriter Agcut-Paulon me, sir.
hut may l ask what is the style of
your typewriter? Merchant (euthusi-
astlcalIy)--Right up to date Elbow
sleeves, lace Insertion shirtw waist, and
NIL that sort OF thing.-New York
Weekly,
What Kind Of a looking man is that
chap Gabhlctou you inst mentioned? |
don't believe have met him" "Wen,
If you see two men off In "A corner any
where and one Of them looks bored to
death, the other one is Gabbleton."
Puck
what conclusion did your literary
and debating society reach last nighty"
oh answered Miss Cayenne. the
! conclusion was as usual--chickcn
salad, ice cream. and Goodnight: had
a perfectly lovely time Washing
! ton Star.
Mr.. Dresser Didn't that new nurse
come that | engaged for little Clar-
ence? Mrs. Dresscr-Oh, yes but she
wouldn't do! She had nothing but blue
dresses to wear. and blue you know Is
only for girl babies. pink's for boys.
Philadelphia Press
Are you going to Europe this sum
mer" 81 don't know" answered Mrs.
Cumrox; going TO Europe isn't what
II used to be, you know. When man
travels now lot of people turn up
their noses and wonder whether
grand jury is after him, Washing
tom Star.
Wee Hostcss-Mamma shall / invite
Lucy Littnay to my party1 Mamma
Certainly. she is the ministers daugh-
ter "Do ministers daughters get in
vited everywhere" Always" "They
has lots Of fun, s'poso? | wish my
papa was minister stead OF a miser-
able sinner"
Mrs Illghhorsc--Of course, am
particular about the family my son
marries into Is there any faint In
your blood. such as lunacy, for in
/ stance Mr.. Newrox-No. madam, and
there's not going to be either! l told
my daughter If she married your son
| Ia cut her off without cent--De-
trolt Free Press
Mrs. NUDGE do admire the women
you draw, Mr.. Pcnink They are so
beautiful and SO refined. Tell me. who
is your model MRS Nudge rises In
Mrs. Peniuks opinion Pcnink-Oh,
my wife always sits for me. Mrs.
Nudge with great surprise)-You
don't say so, well. I think yon're one
Of the cleverest men ! know Mrs.
Penlnk's opinion OF Mrs Nudge fails
below zero. Punch.