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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-08-24
HANSEN L0HNER & co.

1as undeceived. AS they came I'D
and halted and formed ring around
me the leader asked:
"Hain't your cognomen Pilgrim
Joe?"
1.-THE same. thank ye," 1 replied.
"Are you single MANI"
Reasonably single. That is, I've
got an old woman back In Indiany
whom 1 haven't seen nor heard Of for
seven years. No tellin' when she'll
turn up, however"
"She don't count" says the man.
Back yere two miles is a grieyin'
widder. She's been wilder for three
years, and is grievin' because she can't
catch a man. Her case has appealed to
our sympathies and teched our hearts.
Day by day we have sawn her droopin'
and pinin' for partner, but he has
came not
/. Its case where my Alleviator will
gis II is c5 Mork u af saidt taiqi
set out and travel till she finds a
proper man. I've never knowed it to
fall
"And it won't fail this time, cause
why? Cause we are goin' to take you
along with us and give the wilder q
husband"
But how kin marry herr"
Easy as pie, and it's got to be done
Come on"
I would have resisted with carnal
force, but they was too many for me.
In half an hour we reached the wild
der's, and she come to the door and
looked me over.
"Win he do?" asked the leader Of the
mob.
II reckon he'll have to, as there
hain't nothin' better in sight. Old man,
dost sigh for birdie?"
Not burned sigh! Wilder woman,
l want to tell you that I've got an old
wife in Indiany."
| "But that don't bluff me. Say that
you love me as you have never loved
| before
I refused to do so, and what did that
crowd of critters do? One of 'em
| claimed to have been preacher in
| Missouri before he stole COW and had
to flee to the wild, wild west, and they
hauled me off my wagon while he sale
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
NEW PLAY AT WALLACK'S.
The School for Husbands. -

Miss Alice Fischer began an engagement at Wal
lacks Theatre. last night producing a new play
called The School for Husbands Miss Fischer is
an actress Of positive character marked ability
and trenchant formidable style. The play, by MI
sansaus STANCE. is suggestive by its nomenclature
and, Indirectly, by its theme. OF Afolieres comedy
bearing the same title and OF CIbber's comedy of
Loves Last Shift" and Kanbrugh's sequel there
70, called The Relapse" The leading parts are
Sir John Manners and his wife, Lady Belinda Man
ners' and the action discIoses Sir Johns condition
and conduct. when he has been led 20 suspect Lady
Belinda Of nfdelity. The idea is that husbands IL
they chance TO be inclined to deviate into 1.-THE
primrose path Of daliiance" can be efTectuaIly and
oenehcaliv enlightened 10 the error Of their WAYS
BY intimaton that wives also. when so inclined
can lapse into frailty This topic was treated some
tine ago, in a loathsome French play called Fran
clon" but that rancid dose proved nauseous be-
YONG endurance and il was not repeated. The sub
ect IS unpleasant and Miss Fischer has not estab-
.sheo any new claim TO admiration by suggesting il
70 ne public attention The actress has not indeed
eotFuoee IL IN an indicate manner: the obtrusion
/" only somewhat silly; but il might as well have
zen ett uniouched-With other worn out matters
ne lady Is veXed with her indifferent husband and
she resolves 10 tease and torment him and, after
IH7 mas teased and tormented him TO her hearts
content she becomes reconcned 10 him. and all is
vel The part of Lady Manners requires the high
comedy manner and the light touch. Miss Fischer's
oFerN heiming. violent, almost masculine demeanor
Doinaiheo Ni'h her harsh, obstreDerous loquacity,
-ueht perhaps comport with such part as Lady
RACKET In a woman who should be arch gay.
laftsizing fascinating, hewildering in her beauty
NAo unapproachable in her icy glitter, Il
completely defeats its purpose. Miss Fischer
could NOT stimulate Ievity, coquetry, or even in
euierence she broke the crockery, however. in
en- effective manner. and she spoke several sharp
lHpertlnences In manner 10 make them pUngent
ne manners Of fashionable society IN London in
ne eighteenth century We're travestied according
70 ihe usual stage custom of players who know
nothing about them, and will not take the trouble
. learn Miss Filkins and Mr J. L. Einney
made themselves particularly ridiculous in this
respect TIE piece consists OF many improbable
incidents and forced situations, and IL contains
mere and there some sparks OF mrth, caused by
myctiHcs1on about a snuGbox. II was well re-
oeiVed by q good house
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
ADLER'S CHAIR ENDOWED.
Many We'll Kno10n Men Contribute
to Columbia ProfessorsEip.

At the stated meeting OF the trustees Of Columbia
University yesterday II announced that the
chair Of social and political ethics. held by Pro-
fessOr Felix Adler. had been endowed. and vote
OF thanks was rendered TO the giveFs, among whom
were Jacob II. Schiff. V. Everit Macy. Isaac n.
Seligman. George f. Peabody. r. Fulton Cutting.
Oswald Willard, Otto II. Kahn. AdOlDh LewisOhn,
Alfred T, White Charles Stewart Smith. James c.
Phelps Stokes, Felix NJ WsrbUrg, Seth Low and
Robert W. de Forest
Acknowledgment was made Of gift by Or. S.
Weir Mitchell. of Philadelphia, Of q reproduction
for the library Of the permission granted by King
George III to William Smith and James Jay TO
collect money in Great Britain for Kings College
and fOr the College OF Philadelphia Announce
ment was made that two we'll known European
scientists had accepted appointments at Columbia
for the year 19O5-'OS TO direct and stimulate adj
vanced research in mathematical physics. They
Wilhelm FTiman BjeTkness professor Of me-
chanicS and mathematical physics IN the Univer-
sity Of Stockholm. and II. s. LOrentz professor OF
physics In the University Of Leyden. Professor
Bjerkness will be at Columbia during November
and December. 1905. and Professor LOrentz during
April and May of 1906.
Another gift announced was that from Francis
I.ynde StetsOn. Law School So Of $4,000 toward
the cost of building for the Law School.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
HAMMERSTEIN IN FARCE.
Go to Jerome" Says Magistrate
No Charge against Hopper.

oscar Hammerstein. as the owner OF the Lew
Fields Theatre, in West 42d-st. gave performance
at the Tomos police court yesterday that made a
decided hit among the spectators. although II
Ialled to move Magistrate Cornell to issue a war
rant Tor Isaac A. Hopper Superintendent of Build
lngs' on charge of criminal libel Mr.. Hopper had
been summoned to the court at Mr.. Hammerstein's
request and Mr.. Hammerstein proceeded to tell
the magistrate that the Lew Fields Theatre had
been reported to District Attorney Jerome by Mr.
hopper as having within its doors violations.
lie should arrest me this minute IL have vio-
lated the laws and should close my house. said
MI Hammerstein, with crescendO voice and vfgor-
Gus geSt1culatiOnS. when District Attorney Je-
rome began his campaign against me he wrote TO
Mr.: Hopper telling him to bother me all he coNld
Mr.. Hopper said he had power to arrest MT
dammerStein He trying to get the Board or
Aldermen to pass ordinance giving to him power
to make arrests in such cases
If YOU have for complaint" said the
magistrate to HammeTstein, you should take Tito
the District Attorney"
why. rOared Mr.. HammeIstein. Jerome is the
prime mover in these attacks He is the
chief complainant against me-"
Mr.. Hopper placed hand kindly on Mr.. Ham
merstein's shoulder. apparently wanting soothe
him. Mr.. HammeTstein shook it off as If it had
been the hand of leper, and shouted: Keep your
communicating hands of my shoulder! They don't
belong there"
Il see nothing here that amounts to grounds for
a complaint of criminal Hbel' said Magistrate
Cornell You'll have to see the District Attorney.
Get off the bridge
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY.

Circus at Madison Square Garden.
Exhibition OF the Guild Of Arts ana Crafts No ZOE East
2Sd-st., 8 a. m. TO 10 p m.
Eastern Baseball League meeting. Hotel Victoria
Convention National Labor Manufacturers
Lafayette BrevooI Hotel, 10 a. m.
Meeting OF the executive board New-York Civic
Federation, No. 203 Broadway.
Bronx Sunday schools Conversational
Church Of North New-York, Eust 145d-st, 30 m.
$50 and 7:3O p. m.
Board Of Aldermen meeting. City Hall. I p. m
Hamilton Club dinner for Mayor Mcclellan clubhouse
Re1nsen and Clinton SITS. Brooklyn. evening.
Annual dinner Of Cornthan Chapter Royal Masons
Teutonia Assembly Rooms. 3d-ave. and l5th-st.. Z
D. n.
dinner Of Brooklyn Chapter American Institute
Of Bank Clerks. MontAuk Club Brooklyn. 2. m.
NswYork Historical Society meeting address by Albert
Ulmann on Memorials Of the Revolution Within Our
Gates 2d-aNe. and llth-st-. $50 p. m.
Meeting OF the Hospital New-York Medical
College and Hospital for Women. No. 9e9 Madison
ave. $50 p. m.
Address by House Commissioner Grain before
the Tammany Club and general committee. 10Th AS
semby District. No. ~ 2d-ave. p. m.
An open session class. West Side Young
Mems Christian Association No. Sls West 61th-st.
p
Organization meeting Of the Dickens Fellowship Hotel
Astor.
Free lectures Of the Board Of Education p m. wad-
aves DR.. John B.. Devins Korea and Manchurta
The Land OF the Morning Calm and Gibraltar Of
Tooth sts between % and Sd avesp Joseph Adel-
man Henry VIII; American Museum, 11th-st and
Central Park West. Peter MacQueen Scotland, IL
lustrated); Institute Hall. No. 2lB East lO5th-st
Lewis Castor Ieary, Around the Historic Medter-
ranean'' dllustrated); Public School No 2 1e9th-st
and Sd ave, DR.. Edwin z. Broome, The Violin and
Hishbridge Edward IIagaman Hall. "A Worlds Race
FOR Continent illustrated
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
IN VAUDEVILLE.

The vaudeville houses this week offer some
what unusual list of attractions. most Of the lead
ing acts being drawn from the legitimate stage
At the Circle Theatre yesterday Miss Cecilia Lotus
was welcomed back to the varieties by two large
audiences. who applauded her limitations OF famous
PLAYERS, and would not be cOntented until she had
come out again and again. Miss Lotus is as dis
tinctivelv good in her field Chevalier in his. As
a sheer mimic she has equal, and she possesses
q daintness, a charm OF humOr. that Is equally
her own.
At the Colonial Music Hall yesterday Miss Edna
wallace Hopper who has been playing in a
Country Mouse" this year. appeared in one-act
NAV based on Mrs Richards story Captain
January" Miss Mlllie James played a not dis
similar part in The Little Princess and COM
parisons might be invited If one were disposed to
cavil However there is need. Miss Hopper
possesses the childlike figure necessary for the
Illusion. and she makes winsome picture OF the
little girl and her rag dolly.
At Proctor's Twenty-third Street Theatre Frank
keenan, appeared yesterday in The System OF Dr.
Tarr." At Proctor's Fifth Avenue Theatre that
charming romance of youth, Alt HeC -Jers tine
literal version used by Mr.. Mansfeld) was revived
and at Proctor's Fifty-eighth-st house the audi-
ences laughed at the antics Of Neil Burgess IN a
revival OF The County Fair"
Al Keitb's this week Miss Annie Abbott. called
the Georgia Midget" is lifting ten men. who In
turn cannot bulge her from the ground
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
INCIDENTS OF LAST NIGHT.

MISS cecilia LOTUS appeared last night at the
circle Theatre. leading miscellaneous entertain
ment. M Henry Woodruff and Miss Isabelle
EVesson appeared at Proctor's Fifth Avenue The
ahe IN Old Heidelberg" Mr. Frank keenan, and
members OF his Berkeley Lyceum company APP
peared at Proctors Twenty-third Street Theatre
IN the reprehensible and deplorabe travesty OF
Madness Dr. Tarr and Professor Feather" Mr.
Henry Miller appeared at Hammersten's Theatre
in Frederick Lemaitre.'' Mr.. Neil Burgess per-
formed at Proctors Fifty-eighth Street Theatre
in The County Fair The excellent drama OF
The only Way was given at Prcctor's Theatre
in Harlem Mr.. j. J. Jeffries. the prize fighter.
appeared at th1 American Theatre Davy
Crockett Mr.. George NJ Cohan emerged at the
Harlem Opera House in Little Johnny Jones'"
Mr.. ii. w. Savage's Prince Of Pilsen' was re-
moved TO the New-York Theatre Miss Corellis
play OF Thclma" was performed at the Yorkvile
Theatre. Mr. Crane appeared at the Grand Opera
House in Business Is Business" Mr.. c. Grapewin
and a company came forth at the West End The
atre in The Awakening of Mr.. Pipp" Edna
Wallace Hopper and Annie Yeamans were con-
spicuous among performers at the Colonial Music
Hall. Miss Annie Abbott. the Georgia Magnet"
appeared At Keth's Theatre.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
"PARSIFAL" IN LONDON.
Mr.. SaUage Plans It's Production an
English zcith George Edzcardes.

Henry W. Savage will sail on La Lorraine next
Thursday for visit to France and London to wit
ness several spring theatrical productions there
which he has options and for a consultation with
George Edwardes and Puccini. He and Mr.. Ed
wardes are preparing to make a production of
'Parsifal' in English in London, if nothing hap
pens to prevent, and the details will be arranged on
this trip Mr.. Savage has for some time held the
option for this country Puccinis opera, Ma
dame Butterfly biased on the Belasco-LOng play.
and he will consult with the composer about put
ting 1t on here at last. Puccini has always wished
especially after its cool reception in Italy to see It
done In America in the native tongue. The Amer
lean authorship of the librettO. he feels will help
in winning for his music fairey hearing than it
has yet received The composer has never lost
confidence in this work.
Mr. Savage said yesterday that he would put out
more attractions next year than ever before. One
of his ventures will be an English version of some
great musical work. perhaps the Ring operas.
done by the English Grand Opera Company. An
other, already announced. will be the new AIDE
play, The Second Time on Earth" which will
open the Garden Theatre in the fall. He also has
two new American plays in preparation and there
will be two College Widow companies
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
THE WEATHER REPORT.

OfncinI Record and FOrecast--washington. April B.
The Eastern high pressure has given way de-
cdedv and IS central tonight the South Atlantic
Coast. The Northwestern high pressurs continues TO
move aoutheasward. tonight being over North
ern Wyoming Between the two highs trough OF low
the Gulf noTthWard to the Great
Lakes depression being over Lake Aicnseh
Rain has fallen along the Texas Coast, In the blssls-
erp Valley in the lake region and IN the Ohio valley
II h 10 70 degrees in northeastern districts
and colder in Mississippi Valley and the Northwest
Rain Is indicated Tuesday in the lake region the
Ohio Valley and Middle Atlantic States there VIII
trcts Wednesday will be fair except in NeW-Enslahd
ana along the South Atlantic Coast. -
colder will prevail Tuesday In the mlddl0 anu
lower rorons Mississippi and Ohio valleys. ana
IN the Northwest and middle Rocky Mountain region
The winds along Eew-England and Middle Atanue
Coast will southeast; on the South Atlantic ao
C.,H coasts fresh southeast south, ana over Lake
Eresmers departing Tuesday European ports will
have fresh south winds and fair weather 10 the
Grand Banks.
Forecast for Special LOcalities-For Eastern New
York Eastern Pennsylvania. New-JeTsey and Delaware
rain and warmer to-day: Wednesday rain. followed by
fair in afternoon brisk southeast 10 south winds.
For the District Columbia. showers and warmer To-
day wednesday fair colder: fresh brisk south winds
becoming west.
For New England, rain to-day. warmer in northern
portion: Wednesday rain; increasing southeast Wlhds
FIR NeN-York rain To- day warmer IN eastern
po on: Wednesday showers and colder DISK soptn'
shi N.lg west, winds. 80, -,
For western Pennsylvania. showers to-day colder in
southern portion "Wednesday fair colder brisk SOUTH
shifting 70 west, winds
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
"pRlNcE OF PlLsEN" RETURNS.

The prince of Pilsen" returned to Broadway
last night as tunefu. mirth provoking, as pleas
ing to the eye and ear, ever and is now safely
enconsced in the New York Theatre where 1t doubt
less will be greeted as old and valued friend
should be- A big house greeted it last night ana
waxed so lavish in manifestation Of pleasure and
approval that repetitiOns of amusing byplays ana
encores of tinklng songs kept the curtain up until
IL 30 O'Clock jeff Dandy. who now appears IN
the role Of the old brewer who is mistaken for
the Prince of Pisen. originally portrayed by John
W. Ransone need fear no criticism In comparison
with his predecessor in the part, and one per
petually propounded question, Vas YOU efer in
Cbinchinneddy?' loses none of its mirth prOvok-
ing flavor in issuing from his lips The cast other
wise is about as it in the previous Broadway
performances. that is. competent to give an even
ing's entertainment that kills the dull care germ
quicker than subway advertising sign mansles
measles microbe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
palNcEss RosPIeLIosI ARRIVES.

Princess RospigiiosI. formerly Miss Marie Jen-
nings Reid of New-Oreans. accompanied by her
husband and infant, arrived here yesterday on the
steamship Republic from Naples.
Prircess RosplRliosi who is a Catholic. was d.
vorced from her first husband. Colonel F. H. Park
hurst Of Bangor. Me- In 1898 In 1901 she was
married in Rome to Prince Rospigliosi. who Is the
head of an ancient Catholic family. The ceremony
was civil one and the Roman Catholic Church
refused 10 recognize H. Application was made 10
the congregation Of the Propaganda for recOgnltion
OF the princesss divorce in the United states Mon
signor 'Chappelle who married the princess 10 her
first husband testified before the CONGREGATION that
the marriage was irregular. according 70 me law
OF the Roman Catholic Church. No uecislOh mas
yet been reached.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04

April in BROOKLYN Bethune D
eveniDa A aSgd 20 years Funeral services Tuesday
ave- TnteTment private Peass omit s6 RssE Saratoga
Blanca s4 her residence. MN Rock. New Haven.
Conn april april l. 1898. Charlotte Haven Lord beloved
Wednesday, April s. $50 p m. -''
124s Francis sherwood son o Of na 10 and - | t
late Francis Aymar Coffin Notice OF funeral here
FIsK-on Monday April 5 1905 Louisa. widow of Har-
yey FISK In the 11st year Of her Funeral
day. April g. at 12:45 Carriages in wait
YORK 10 a m Central Railroad Of New Sg foot
OF Ltbertys lnterment at convenience OF the family
M9a i.5 ADT 1905 at the gssdeRss Of
Jennie T. daughter OF sarah w and the late William
b Jones Zap p. A Nom. Funeral private.
KOwALsKI-On Tuesday April 3. 1905 susan b Doug
las wife OF the late Constantine Kowas5 IN her s55h
IIawtherne-aye; East orange N. J.. Wednesday
Cemetery
1TI MontelaiT j. on SATURDAY evening
be held from his late residence No lao Watchuns
MonseIaT n j. on "Wednesday Apr! 8 on arrival OF
road. $50 p. Carriages in waiting at Park-st
NELsoN-on Monday, April 8. 1905. after lingering
illness Wq 5 Nes9n IN his Ssh yea qRsTsl
st. on Thursaay, ths otn INST INST at IOIo a. m inter
enL al .ne MAMMA ri s fanny n5 9sE Of soe
cIety
PqwELLAt Golasn's Bridge y April 1905. Jared
Brady (folden's Bridge. n. Y. Wednesday April s
at II a m. Interment at lakewood
ROBINsON-On Monday April 8 1895. Henry c. Robin
son. residence No West 12Oth-st- Funeral
services Second Collegiate Church. 123d-st. and
IenOx-ave Wednesday. April s. $50 D. m.
Friends rna members Of the Harlem Republican Club
invited o attend
ROOT-Slddenly. of pneumonia. March 20. at Hotel
Ormond, Florida Elizabeth Gregory Wing Root, 81
years. Burial at Geneva. y. Y.
TAICOTT-At Stamford Conn. April 2. Harriet Newell
Burnham. widow OF Frederick Lyman Talcott. in her
year. Funeral private
an
Nest. wife Of Tunis V. P Tamage. Funeral services
a her residence. No. 3S6 3d-st-, Brooklyn.
Wednesday, at s p. m
VAN DUZER-On Saturday. April l.. William A. S. an
Duzer, the S5th year OF his Funeral private.
Interment Newburg n. Y.
vARICK-suddenIy on April s. 1905. at his mothers
residence SO StOrm-St. TarrytOWn N T.. James
Lawrence Varick. Notice OF funeral hereafter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
MOVEMENTS OF STARS.

Miss Viola Allen appeared. last night. in Kansas
City. Miss Nance ONeil began last night, a
farewell engagement in Boston. Mr. Robert Ede
son will continue to act in Boston till April S..
Mr.. Olcott is acting in Brooklyn, Mr.. Wilton
Lackaye appeared last night. in Springfield Mass
Mr.. Goodwin is in Detroit. Miss Margaret
Anglin is acting in San Francisco Mr.. Hackett
appeared. last night. Philadelphia Miss Man
nering will appear in Philadelphia, April lO....
Miss Annie Russell appeared In Philadelphia last
night, in Jimmy. the Carrier."......M Mr. Charles
Hawtrey will appear at the Grand Opera House.
New-York, on April II. In "A Message from Mars"
Miss Marie Tempest will appear at the Empire
Theatre on April l9. w w.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
MRS. j. j. HILL BETTER
Reaches LakevOod-NOt Seriously
I'LL, Says Husband.
az rELElRAPH 10 THE rRIRrNE.

Lakewood N. j. April 3.-James ]. Hill. presi-
dent Of the Great Northern Railroad. arrived here
with his wife in a special train this afternoon.
Mrs Hill was taken i'll in the South and hur-
red to this resort for treatment. She stood the
trip from JekyI Island Ga better than
pected and when the train reached here she was
able to step from the private car. to closed car
riage
Mrs. Hill is much improved" said Mr.. Hill at
the railroad station. There is really nothing to
saw She is not dangerously i'll. The doctors
thought that the pine air would be OF great Denent
How long shall remain mere depends, o. COURSE
on the state of Mrs. Hills health
Mrs Hill was driven TO the Freeman ,CoIlaee'
which Mr. Hill has taken for an indefinite stay
A physician and three nurses accompanied her.
The Freeman Cottage is on the lake drive, over
looking Lake Carasaljo. Georgian Court. the home
of Mr. and Mrs. George }. Gould, Is near Dy; IL
,1,as occ,IDied two seasons ago by Joseph Pulitzer
The trip was made with all possible haste but
no records were broken. Mr.. Hill said.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-04
CHANGE OF BILL at THE SAVOY.
.oFrenzied Finance"

n the Savoy Theatre. last night new play by
Mr. Kellett Chalmers. author OF Abigail. lately
current and successful this house. and on
louF.called 'F7renzied Finance. was acted for the
INST tine. This title has. Of late. been made OBJ
hoXiousy familiar 10 the public eye, IL not 10 the
plo!lc mind and II Is not likely 70 become endeared
through any influence diTused by this farcical
uafesty o. American life and manners. This play.
however contains comic situations. IL is amusing;
y touches matters that are in the everyday con-
temporary mind: and H. probably. will have a good
measure OF success. The story hinges on mistaken
IDENTITY. One johnson is a copper king. OF Arizona
immensely rich and another johnson Is an under
laker o. YOnkers, decidedly poor. Both have
daughters. An expeditions young introduces
ne undertaken, very tipsy, as the copper king az
great NeWYork hotes. and fangles the speculative
Affairs o. the millionaire and makes a fortune ~
fortunate stock deal The incidents are numerous