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The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
p,,,,,. Him to the Test.

A s.rkbroker was telling the other
day how girl, recently married TO
colleague of his ON the Stock Exchange
suspected that her husband hau peesi
indulging a little too freely IN the cup
that cheers. She determined 10 nnu
out beyond doubt whether her suspi-
cions were well founded.
To friend she contided the source
of her trouble. and from THIS irlehu
sbe learned that 1t had always peen
said that n man even slightly intoXE
Gated cannot pronounce words oi an!
length. whereupon the young Wl1e ue-
cid,,l that that would be good plan
to try.
When next the friend met the young
wife she was in Il state OF great asi'
tation. Asked If the suspicious had
been verified, the girl burst into tears
and said that they had.
Il handed him this list" she SAID
between sobs, fishing from her pocket
n paper which she gave to her friend
and which contained the following
words:
"Phthisis. photochromy, gnomiomet-
rical hypochondriasis, parachronism'
phlegmasia dolens, syncategoremauc,
antinomianism. pseudaesthesia.
And" she continued, while her
friend read the list, ''he missed nearly
half of them.''-LondoD Tit Bits.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Amusements
Rudolph and AdoIph.'

Rudolph and Adolph, one of the
few farce comedies that are really
funny, was given in the Greeley
opera house last Thursday evening.
The audience was much smaller than
the show deserved. but the company
was playing against a free entertain
ment at the Elks' lodge rooms. On
account of the bitterly cold night and
the wind from the southeast it was
found impossible to warm up the
house. so that the small audience
through the acts, and were
really glad when the thing was
over. Much poorer shows have been
given a far better audience than this
one.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Vests Big Jubilee MinstreIs.

Better than ever is the verdict
given the performance of the West
minstrels this season given under
the management of the we'll known
puryeyor of minstrelSy, Sandford
b. Ricaby. This declaration is all
the more pointed and valuable when
one considers the West minstrels
have always been to the fore in the
past. As usual, Mr.. Ricaby has
some 80 members in the company and
although few fayorites of TIE or
ganizaton are to be again seen in the
front. the acquisition of some new
and clever talent in conjunction with
a lot of new and novel features.
entities the entertainment given by
this celebrated minstrel company to
the verdict as above, Better than
ever The greatest feature ever
offered by Manager Ricaby is the en-
gagement of Frederick V. Bowers. the
famous author of 'Because'' and
Always y presenting his great scenic
singing creation which was for 26
weeks the star feature of Kiralfy's
great spectacle at the st. Louis fair.
Mr.. Bowers uses more scenery and
calcium lights than is carried bv. the
average comic opera company. 1t is
a spectacular effect never to be for
gotten. Greeley opera house, Tues
day, Feb. IA.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09

central offices here. AS soon as the
younp men can accomplish it theywlll
engage clubs rooms and install d
gymnasium for place in which the
Young men can gather for soclai
evening. A certificate OF character
and nativity must be given with every
anplication for membership in or
der to make the person eligible. Inc
object of the organization is to ao-
vance the interests OF the native
sons of the state in all lines, in pref
erence to outside persons.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
List of Produce Dealers.

The following is a list of nal
of dealers who are members in
standing, and who have subscri
to the agreement ana rules of |
Potato Growers 4 Dealers assoc
tion:
Farr Produce Co. Greeley.
Mosher & Parker, Greeley.
The Greeley Mere. Co., Greeley.
G. Rugh, Greeley.
. The Greeley Produce Co. Greeley.
Il. Patterson & Son. Greeley.
l. Rothschild. Greeley.
The Greeley Potato Co.. Greeley.
English & Carter, Greeley
j. r. Patterson & Co, Greeley.
The Farmers Mere. Co., Greeley.
The Potato Growers Com. Co.. Greel
q. |. Moore, kersey.
z. Collier, kersey.
Roy Gillette. Ault.
Collins Produce Co., Ault.
Allison 4 Son. Ault.
The Ault Produce Co.. Ault.
Bruce G. Eaton x Co, Eaton.
p. S. Schoonover, Eaton.
Harry Schoonover, Eaton.
h. G. Steele, Eaton.
w. II. Eaton. Eaton.
Eaton Grain CO.. Eaton,
n. r. Cushman. Eaton.
q. w. Detfke. Eaton
Fort Produce Co, by VIM. II. b
ber, Windsor.
Windsor Mere. Co.. Windsor.
VIM. Simpson, Windsor.
Williams & Porter, Windsor.
Bills & Briggs, Windsor.
Miller < Gilkison, Timnath.
S. II. SOUTHARD. Manager.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Moon HllaheN.

The phases of the moon may be ex-
planned by the fact that the moon is
a dark spherical body which shines
only by reflected light. The new moon,
popularity - called is seen only when
the sky is sufficiently dark to present
a complete outline of the disk. This
illumination is due to the light which
comes first from the sun, is reflected
to the earth and back to the moon and
thence TO the earth. What we really
see is the earth light shining on the
moon.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Stockholders Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the
annual meeting of the stockholders
of The Greeley and LoveIand Irri-
cation company will be held at the
court house in the city of Greeley,
Colo, on Saturday, Feb. II, 1905, at
10 O'Clock a. IN. for the purpose of
electing seven directors for the ensu-
ing year, levying an assessment and
transacting such other business as
may properly come before said meet
ing. j. b. PHILLIPS.
Spcratury
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Why Not See Mexico?

Forty-eght hours travel will take
you from the cold clustering northern
winter to land of sunshine and flowers
What Egypt and India are to the old
world, Iexico is to the new. "A land of
white sunshine redolent with flowers; "A
land of gay costumes. crnmbling
churches and old converts; land of
kindly greetings, of extreme courtesy. of
open. broad hospitality. 1t was more
than enough to revel in an Italian sun,
lighting up a semitropical land; to look
up to white-capped peaks. towering into
bine; to look down upon wind swept
plains, encircled by ragged chains Of
mountains, and to realize that today, in
its varied scenery, costumes. architc-
ture, street life, canals crowded with
tlower-laden boats, market plazas
thronged with gaily dressed natives,
faded church interiors and bandoned
converts. Mexico is the most marvellous
picturesque country under the sun. A
tropical Venice; semi -barbarous Spain
new Holy Land For rates and in,
formation write, L. L. Fisher, general
passenger agent, G. Il. S. Ry., Denver,
Colorado
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Native Sons Of Colorado.

An association of Native Sons of
Colorado is being organized in Gree
ley, similar in plan to the Native
Sons of California. A committee
composed of George Horne, A. f.
Marsh, Jesse Nusbaum, Chester A
Scott and Martin Cummings are at
work on the details of organization.
III Is proposed to make it IA state
organization, although the first club
VIII be located in Greeley, and it is
the intention of trying to keep the
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
WEDDINGS
hall.SSilOrs,

On Feb, l Rev. II. J. Hum
called to Cheyenne Wells I,
in marriage William Sellers,
graduate of the Normal sch
now county superintendent Of
of Cheyenne county, to Miss
Hall of Cheyenne Wells, Co
wedding took place at the h
the brides parents in the pre-
about thirty guests. The br
graduate of the college at ELL
sas. and IA number of her
friends from that city were
at the wedding.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Keeping In Touch with Oneself.

It's good to have money and the
things that money will buy, but it's
good, too, to check up once in awhile
and make sure you haven't lost the
things that money won't buy When
a fellows got what he set out for in
this world he should go off into the
woods for a few weeks now and then
TO make sure he's still man and not
a plug hat and frock coat and a wad
of Saturday Evening Post
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
The Baptist Church.

Sunday services-regular SO
at lO:45 Il. m. and $50 p. m. 81
for the morning sermon will b
the World Growing Better" Il
evening, The Race Not t
Swift" New song books will b
at both services and the singing
be led by Il large choir. S
school at u. Young peoples
ing at 6:30 p. m. All are cor
welcome.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Stockholders Meeting.

The stockholders of the BARTLETT
Lumber company will hold their an
nual meeting at the Office of the sec
retary at > p. M, on Monday, Feb
ruary 20 for the election of five di-
rectors and the transaction of such
other business as may be brought be-
fore the meeting.
NJ. \. BUNKER.
President.
j. l.. BARTLETT.
Secretary.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
United Presbyterian.

The day of prayer for schot
colleges will be observed at the
ing services at 10: AS. The re
life of leader and student, e
service at $50: 1.-The Ioun,
and His Amusements. Str
are always welcome. Orv
Petty, pastor.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
The Best Physic.

When you want a physic that is
mild and gentle, easy to take and
certain to act, always Use Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver tablets.
For sale by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Down With Trust and Combine.

We want the people to know that
there exists in Greeley combine on
sugar. flour and oil. We are going to
fight these prices if you will give us
your moral and financial support.
We are refused and cannot buy the
above goods unless we sell at the
combine prices. Will you stand for
it or stand by US? Our prices now
on -four are 81 20. oil % cents per
gallon. Red Front.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
which !.

A very loquacious lady asked friend
what position he would gire her were
she man.
I'D make you superintendent of q
deaf and dumb asylum" was his re
ply
Why"
Because either the inmates would
learn to talk or you to keep silent
New York Times.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Congregational.

The Sunday morning service
the Congregational church will
voted to student life. Sui
Life students and students of
In the evening Miss Porter, {
our missionaries to China, vii
recently returned, will speak
cerning mission work in the
You are cordially invited.
Sh eldon, pastor
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Your Advertising.

See that your clerks know all about
your advertising plans. Some clerks
would never know that you were ad-
yertising il you waited for them to
read the advertisements Voluntarily
American Advertiser.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09

The Congregational church
and friends spent an enjoyable
ing Friday, Feb. } at the HON
Mr.. and Mrs. +. NJ. Sheldon.
spite of the cold weather there
a good number out and made
choir work very interesting.
week Mrs. Mayher will entertain
choir.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
Before and After Taking,

DR.. ckly-Ah-um-you say the
medicine | prescribed hasn't stopped
the chills! Did you shake well before
taking? Dummager-Yes, and after
ward too.--Life
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
A Guaranteed Cure For Piles

- Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protrudinr Piles
Druggists refund money if PaZO OINTM ENT
ihlls 70 cure any case no matter of how long
ease ard rest j0c. II your druggist hasn't it
send 5Dc in stamps and it will be forwarded
postpaid by Paris Medicine Co., St Louis, Mo
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
The Churche
Ejrst Presbyterian.

The New Woman will
Rev. r. j. Hunters subject
bath evening in the First Pr
ian church.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09
The OpJy Wuy

why is Mrs. Scrappley always sit
ting down on her husband 2"
Because that's the only way she can
get him to support her cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09

l never wonder to see men wicked,
but | often wonder to zee them not
ashamed-Swift.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09

There is no great genius without
tincture Of madness.-Seneca.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-02-09

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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
DAIRY WISDOM.

When calves are kept in the stable.
they should be given now and then, a
piece of sod with the earth attached
Why calves should crave this sort
of thing is hard to explain, but they do
and ii should be supplied.
If it is a heifer, 1t will never make a
perfectly docile COW. If bull, it will
he wild and vicious.
What is the use of weighing the milk
of each COW? Simply to find out which
cow is the thief, carrying the bag, with
nothing in it-for you.
A dairyman with small herd of cows
can well afford to build a silo-and in
crease his herd and his profts.-Farm
Journal.
If any cows are about TO calve dur
ing the hot days of July, they should
be kept in the stable during the heat OF
the day, at least, and some dry food
given to them.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
Treating Pear Blight.

"The methods which we have used
successfully in controlling pear blight
in the east" says Prof. Waite, in Amer
lean Fruits, lis that of cutting out the
holdover pear blight in the fall. Pear
blight, like smallpox, is contagious,
and that should be thoroughly under
stood. We examine minutely each tree
in an orchard and cut off all infected
limbs or twigs. We disinfect the prun-
ing knives used in the process, and
after the operation we disinfect the
wound. 1t resembles in this regard a
surgical wound. But even this method,
calling for a most painstaking exami-
nation of the trees each fall and again
at blossoming time, cannot be said to
be successful in eradicating the disease
entirely. So far we have succeeded in
placing the disease under control only
in small territories"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
LOSS OF APPETITE
Cold Sweats, Twitchina Nerves and
Weakness Cured by Or. Williams
Pink Pills,

Nature Furnishes every infraction Of
her laws. and careless habits easily lead
to the condition described by Mr.. Will
liam Browne, of No. 1919 Lincoln street,
st. Joseph, Mo. Mr.. Browne is an ex-
pert timer in the employ of the National
Biscuit Co. He gives the following ac-
count of trying experience:
"In the spring of 1902" he says,
"while was regularly working at my
trade, grew somewhat careless in my
habits of eating and drinking, and finally
found that my appetite was tickle, a bad
taste fingered in my mouth, my nerves
twitched and were beyond my control,
my kidneys were out of order and cold
sweats would break out over my body at
odd times. Perhaps, while stood talk
ing with some one, this trembling
of the limbs, and profuse sweating, and
a severe chill would seize me. | became
alarmed at my condition and, having
read an endorsement of DIR. Williams
Pink Pills, got n box and began to use
them. They helped me at once. After
had used one box the twitching of the
nerves, the trouble with the stomach
and the cold sweats stopped and have
not reappeared, and my appetite is good.
have told all my friends that DIR. Will
iiams' Pink Pills cured me and l recon-
mend them to everybody"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills cured Mr..
Browne because nothing can strengthen
the nerves except good rich, red blood
and DR.. Williams Pink Pills actually
make new blood. They don t act on the
bowels. They don't bother with mere
symptoms. They drive from the blood
the cause of anamia, Indigestion, ner-
vous disorders, general weakness and
the troubles of growing girls and women.
The pills are guaranteed to be free
from opiates or harmful drugs. Sold by
all druggists, or by ths DIR. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
WAYS OF HANDLING MANURE
One Farmer Who Has Proved to His
Own Satisfaction That the
Spreader Pays.

| am able to give correct figures in
regard to manure spreaders, as | hire
all my work done on my frams and
keep Jery close account of laborsaving
devices. | have Investigated this ma
nure business for the past two years
carefully, and have corresponded with
nearly all the experiment stations on
this one subject of keeping manure and
applying it. | believe my way of han
ding manure is about right.
| wheel to the shed during the five
months | cannot use the spreader to
spread it on the fields direct from sta
BILE. l can load, draw to field half a
q mile distant, unload and return to
barn at manure shed in 80 minutes, one
man doing all the work. 1t would take
80 minutes longer to do the same work
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
SOME WHY DON'T YoU's.

Why don't you take more pains 10
be self-sacrifcingY Time is rapidly
passing
Why don't you send away that lii
tie gift you have been planning to
send? Mere kind intentions never ac-
complish any good.
Why don't you speak out the encour-
aging words that you have in your
thoughts? Unless you express then
they are of no use to others.
Why don't you make the promised
visit to that invalid? She is looking
for you day after day, and hope de-
ferred maketh the heart sick"
Why don't you answer your friends
letter at once? 1t will have a double
value If written promptly, and will
take no more time than by and by.
Why don't you create around you
IN atmosphere of happiness and help
fulness, so that all who come in touch
with you may be made better? Is not
this possiblef
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
pennsylVania
PHILADELPHIA AND ERIE RAIL ROAD

PHILADELPHIA AND ERIE RAIL ROAD
DIVISION.
TRAINS LEAVE EMPORIUM EASTWARD
10 A. NJ. Sundays only for Remove and
Week days for SunDury, Wilkesbarre, Scran-
on, Hazleton, Pottsville, Harrisburg end
intermediate cstations, arriving at Philadelp liza
6.23 Z. NJ, New York $50 p NJ, Baltimore
6 90 P. NJ, Washing ton 7.15 =. NJ. Pullman
Parlor car from Wilnamsport TO Philadelphia
and passenger coaches from Kane to
Philadelphia and Williamsport to Balti-
more and Washington.
1875 , NJ Emporium Junction. daily for Sun
bury, Harrisburg aud principal intermediate
stations, arriving at Philadelphia, 1872 p. m;
New York, 1925 .. M; Baltimore, 7:30 ?. m;
Washington, S3j, d. IN. Vestibuled Parlor
cars and passenger coaches Buffalo to Phia-
delphia and Washington.
intermediate stat ons, arriving at Philadel-
phia, 423 A. NJ. New York 7.l3 A. NJ.
baltimore, 2:2o A. NJ. washington. S:3o !, a n, n.
adelphia and New York. Philadelphia pas
sengerscan remaipiE sleeper undisturbed un.
10 80 P. NJ Daily for sunbury, Harris.
burg and inte mediate stations arriving al
Philadelphia III A. NJ. New York 9.33 A. NJ,
weekdays 40 30 A. NJ. Sunday;) Baltimore 7.l5
A. NJ. Washington $50 NJ. Pullman sleep"
ing cars from Erie, Buffalo and Wiliamsport to-
philadelI hla aud Buffalo, Wil'iamsport to
Washington. Passenger cars from Erie to
PHILADELPHIA and Wiliiamsport to Baltimore.
t2:25 \. NJ. tEnporium Junction daily for sun
bury, Harrisburg and principal intermediate
Sltl'luil7I AIliNlHS at lpIiids iso@
New York 9:33 a. m, week days; Q03s sun,
days; Baltimore, 1928 n. m: Washington, s;iG
a. m. Vestibued Buffet Sleeping Cars and
Passenger coaches, Buffalo to Philadelphia
and Washington.
WESTWARD.
BIO A. M.-Emporium Junction daily
for Erie, Ridgway, and week days for Dn-
Bois Clermont and intermediate stations.
10 30 a. NJ -Daily for Erie ana week dayH
for Dubois andintermediate stations.
23 p. M.-Daily tor Erie and intermediate
stations.
RIDGWAY AND CLEARFIELD r. r. CON
NECTI0NS.
Week days.)
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
DAIRYlNG WITH SILAGE.
It Is the Only Successful Method
Getting the Best Results from
the Silo.

The dairy farmer who undertakes to
carry his operations through the win
ter without silage has uphill work all
the time. The prosperous dairy far
er seeds down 20 or % acres every year,
keeps his straw under cover and grows
a good field of corn for silage every
year. The solution of the question of
making cheap milk lies in the silO, for,
in the opinion of the Farmers Review,
good corn silage is undoubtedly the best
and cheapest milk-producing food that
has yet been grown. To get best results
it must be made from well-matured
corn, and intelligently fed. The cutting
is very important, more so than
most people imagine. In the first
place good, well-built cutters must be
employed, for after the corn is cut in
the field, it should be put through the
cutter and into the silo as rapidly as
possible. The shorter the lengths are
cut the closer they pack in the silo;
hence use a machine which has ample
capacity to do the cutting in short
lengths and do it fast Just keep in
mind that you are handling green
stuff, with the object of putting it up
green. 1t is no trick to make good
silage-hefe is the recipe: Cut the
corn when the kernels are well glazed;
fill the silo as rapidly as possible; cut
the stalks into pieces, say an inch long
shorter would be better; tramp down
the corners well; see that the siIo is
perfectly air-tight-then you have it.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-10-12
TT IoI0FI I'lTFllEI[H nA"O's
llllllLIllllIllI1 SHED
STALLS AND MANURE SHED.

STALLS AND MAN L RE SHED.
without the spreader. For this reason
man will and can work harder in
putting on the load if he knows he can
sit down on a good seat and ride for
ten minutes, and rest while unloading.
| had rather have one load of manure
ESQ far as results are concernedD un-
loaded with the spreader than three
loads unloaded by hand, on grass stub
BILE or meadows. 1t is more evenly
distributed to the grass roots and COW
ers as much ground, If not more. My
spreader carries about so bushels at
load, drawn by three horses. Thirty
acres Of meadows are covered each
year with my dairy and horses output
of manure. l use the fine manure from
the horses for an absorbent back of tho
cows, wheel it into the shed and let
it lie there and decay until October. 1t
is then spread just before the fall rains
come, so that the manure will not dry
up on the ground by the hot sun. Be-
ing put under a good shed with tight
sides, without a cement cellar, the ma
nure does not leach any to speak of.
| cannot speak or write enough about
the manure spreader, this farmer con-
cudes in his letter to the Orange Judd
Farmer. Every farmer that has ten
cows should have one.