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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-11-08
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TIME TABLE
October 6, 1904.

OUTWARD.
For waianae Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-'9:15 am, 1920 pm.
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
Stations - 1850 a. m. 1915 a. m,
s11:O5 a. m, ''2:15 p. m, $500 p. m,
s5:15 p. M, 1880 p. m. t11:15 p. m.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua and Waianae-'S:36 a. m, $3.50
p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-t7:46 a. m, 1886 a. M,
s10:3S a. m, '1:4O p. m, '4:31 p. m,
1891 p. m, 1880 p. m
DAILY.
Sunday Excepted.
/ Sunday Only.
The Haleiwa Limited a two-hour
train, leaves Honolulu every Sunday
at 1922 a. m; returning arrives In Ho
nolulu at 1910 p. n. The Limited
utops only at Pearl City and Waianae
q. p. pENlsoN, F. c. SMITH
supt q. p. 4 7. A
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-11-08

The Weekly Editio. Of the Evening
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the news OF the day.
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-11-08

Fine Job Printing o. The Bullstts
once.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29

ONE WORKING DAY FOR US ALL
To-day the Only Period for Which We
Are Accountable,


The coming year will have 365 days
In its calendar. but really will have
only one working day, and that is
called To-day" That is all you will
be accountable for; none but fool
lives in tomorrow. Serve your Mas
ter by the day. Each four and twenty
hours brings it's own duties to be
done, its own loads to be carried, and
its own progress to be made heaven
ward. There never was a Christian
yet strong enough to carry to-day's
duties with to-morrow's worries piled
on the top of them. Take short
views. and never try to climb walls
until you get to them. or to cross a
bridge until you reach it. Begin every
day with Jesus Christ. and then, keep
ing step with him, march on to duty
over the toughest road that lies be-
fore you, and in the teeth of the hard
est head wind you may encounter.
"My times are in thy hands," and they
could not be in better hands. Our
times are in our all-wise and ALLOW
ing Fathers hands, both for control
and for concealment. He takes care
of us, and yet we can not tell Just
what tomorrow or the next year will
bring forth.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29

"See the minutes how they run.
Hoy many make the hour full complete;
How many hours bring about the day:
How many days will finish up the year:
How many years a mortal man may live"
Another year is born, another year
Is dead. Hail to the new born-to the
dead, FAREWELL The one stands smil-
ing upon the hilltops; into the shad.
cws and the mists the other has
passed and faded. The New Year
g1eets us with its hope and promise.
the Old is sped into Times oblivion.
to come back no more. We turn our
faces to the future and we say: Let
the dead past bury its dead" We
grid our loins for the battles that are
to come; from our hands we wash
away the CRIME Of old defeats. "The
King is dead; long live the King!"
X. Brother, as you stand in the dawn
Of the New Year, born to-day, what
is the temper Of your soul? How beats
the measure of your heart? AS you
look upon Times new-minted coin Of
shining gold that lies this morning In
the hollow OF your hand, what thought
have you to do with it? Will you
treasure 1t with serious care or will
you fling it from you with spendthrift
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29

is to sweep onward with such mighty
strides as have never before been con-
jured in the magic of earthly dreams.
AS to the Old Year, it is dead and
gone and let it pass without regret.
If it has brought us blessings. we can
be grateful, to be sure; and if it was
not good to us in every way, why, let
it pass and sleep forgotten. The
thing to think of is the present and
the future. If we have had losses, let
us now recoup them. If we have had
heartaches. let us soothe them with
the balm Of good cheer and courage.
Above all, let us remember that with
the passing of the Old Year there is
one year the less for us to live, and so
the greater behooves US to make the
best Of those that are to come.
so Life's year begins and closes;
Days though shortening still can shine;
What though youth gave love and roses,
Age still leaves us friends and wine."
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Hail and Farewell


ease? 1t is yours to do with as you
will, one way or the other, as it may
please you best. 1t is gift from God,
aSd Gods gifts have no strings on
them. This year, like every other
year that preceded it. has been given
to US for our good-our pleasure, our
happiness and our benefit-and II we
take no advantage Of the gift, ours is
the blame and the loss.
Therefore, o comrades in the battle
as we think on these things this first
bright morning Of the glad New
Year, let us be sure that our souls
temper and the beating measures Of
our hearts are in right harmony with
lIfe's responsibilities. Let us take q
stronger grip upon our swords, that
they be not easily wrested away II the
clash and strife of the battle should
hear heavily upon us in the year to
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
GREAT DAY FOR THE ROMANS.
Right Beginning Of New Year Meant
for Them Succeas


No nation has ascribed SO much
Importance to the beginning OF
things as the Roman. To that people
there was magical connection be-
tween right beginning and success.
To them New Years day was the Gay
of days. 1t was the anniversary OF
the founding of the city Of Rome.
which they considered the greatest
event in the worlds history. They
called the first month of the year
January in honor of Janus, the god
of doors and beginnings. (The world
stiu uses a heather calendar) At
dawn of the new year the people.
robed in white, sacrificed elaborate Of
ferings to their gods, especially to
Janus. Fraternal greetings. benevo-
lent gifts and exchanges Of costly
presents marked the day. All evil
speaking. quarrels or excesses were
for one day laid aside and the ideals
for a nobler future were brought to
mind by parallels enacted in public
places. The soldiers renewed their
VOWS of loyalty to Caesar and put on
new uniforms.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29

come. Let us be up and doing. God
never sent year from His endless
treasure-house of time so brave with
hope and SO golden in opportunity as
this year we face to-day. At our feet
is the ladder that reaches to the stars.
This year is full to bursting with re-
wards for strong endeavor. The man
who strives shall win those rewards.
1t shall be a year of achievement in
human progress and for the worlds
good. Success is to be achieved. fame
to be won and the millennium brought
nearer than 1t ever was before. There
is to be forward movement all along
the line far greater in its tremendous
activities than has ever yet been
known in ali the history OF the world.
Science. invention, commerce, trade
and everything that makes to uplift
and better the condition Of mankind
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
The Animals Season Greetings.

The action and voices Of domestic
animals on New Years day are said
to be more significant than any other
omens.
A dogs cheerful bark in the morn
ing is most auspicious sign, while
his howl is very unfavorable.
To meet the cat on the morn of the
New Year is considered by people in
the Latin countries as sign that
they will change their residence, and
it also betokens i'll for the future.
Throughout southern Europe it is
regarded as most fortunate sign to
see a pig. signfying plenty for the
coming twelve months.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Facing the New Year.

A new year is upon us, with new
duties, new conflicts, new trials. and
new opportunities. Start on the jour
ney with Jesus-to walk with him, to
work for him, and to win souls to him.
A happy year will it be to those who
through every path of trial, or up
every hill of difficulty, Or over every
sunny height, march on in closest fell
lowship with Jesus. and who will de-.
termine that, come what may, they
have Christ every day.-Theodore l..
Cuyler, DID.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Tantaiizinq.

"See here" grumbled the inmate of
murderer's row, "ain't there a law agn
crool and unusual punishment
YES" answered the warden.
"An' amt l goin' ter be hanged
next week."
I'm afraid you are
Then what dyer mean by send.
ing me bunch of story papers to read
that amt got nothin but continued
stories in emp
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
New Years Eve Toast,

Come have an hour with me my dear
For the year with which we're done;
And another hour, with right good cheer
For the year we're just begun.
For song and jest,
For work and rest.
For trials and laurels won.
Wen catch the moments Of gold. my dear.
AS they slip through their silvern
screen.
Then we'll turn the glass without n fear.
And with youthful hope. serene.
For no ones old.
Till Zeals grown cold
And kindlness turned to spleen.
Come. let us be young together my dear
With the hour that ever is new:
Well drop the paSt-and start right here
With the sands that trickle through.
May days delights
And slumbrous nights
Be on their way to you!
-Lesles Weekly.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
On the Road.

The manager rushed into the prop.
-rty room excitedly.
Where is the apple to put on Tells
sons head?" he cried. The audience
is waiting. There's not a minute to
lose
The property man put down his
newspaper and took his pipe from his
mouth.
Tell ate it, he said calmly. You
didn't pay him yesterday, and he
stewed it for his supper
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Couldn't Stand Anything Vulgar.

Mrs. Nuritch-l think I'll take this
watch. You are sure its made OF re-
fined gold?
Jeweler-It is.
Mrs. Nuritch-Because detest any
thing that amt refined-Stray Stories.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
TWo-Eaced,

Visitor tsympathetically)- roor
man. you haven't the face of Grim
inal.
Convict Ieventy-Seven Sarcastic
aliy)-No, ma'am. I'd let my face to
friend who was trying to work into
Job as trusted cashier and Sabbath
school superintendent. and was wear
ing ilis'n when de jury convicted me-
When | got mine back it was everlast-
ingly too late.-Puck.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Unenthusiastic.

BE studous, my son." said the ha'
Eitual adviser, "and you may have
tablet in the Hall of Fame"
Yes" answered the captious youth,
land be pointed out as an example of
what ordinary people get in while real
genius is excluded"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
The Curtain Falls.

Over the sorrow and over the bliss.
Over the teardrop.' over the kiss.
Over the crimes that blotted and blurred
Over the wound of the angry word,
Over the deeds in weakness done.
Over the battles lost and won.
Now at the end of the flying year.
Year that tomorrow will not be here,
Over our freedom. over our thralls.
In the dark and the midnight the curtain
falls.
over the gain and over our loss,
over our crown and over our cross
over the fret of our discomfort,
Over the Ill that We never meant,
over the stars of our Self-deniaaL
Over the strength that conquered trial,
Now in the end of the flying year,
Year that tomorrow will not be here,
Quietly final the prompter calls,
Over 1t swiftly the curtain falls.
Over the crowds and the solitudes.
Over our shifting. hurrying moods,
over the clamor, over the strife,
over the pageantry of life,
Now Is the end of the flying year,
Year that tomorrow will not be here,
Swiftly and surely from starry walls.
Silently downward the curtain falls.
-Harper's Bazaar.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Don't Pick Too Hard.

"Hello!" said the dentist. meeting
one of his patients in a restaurant,
you seem to be having good time.
Enjoy your meals more since you got
that new set of teeth. eh?"
Yes" replied the patient, IA new
set of teeth proves excellent company
when a man sits down to dinner"
You must be careful. though" eau
toned the dentist. how you pick
your company" Standard.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Proof Positive.

The Mule Idiot-"But how can | be
sure that you love me?"
The Female Ditto-"Remember, that
have had many chances to marry
handsome men, clever men and inter
esting men-and yet | accepted you
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Lesson in Etymolouy.

She-I wouldn't be surprised if the
servant girl were listening at the key
hole.
He-Nor 7. That's a womans trick.
She-Oh! Indeed?
He-Of course. That's why its
called Ewes dropping.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Too Faithful.

What's the matter with Ptlinger
now?"
Hes finding fault with that comic
cartoon of him in the morning paper"
What's his objection?"
He says that the artist in his over
powering desire to have the cartoon
comic has made it altogether too good
a likeness"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29

Al safe o
Her Case.

Nonsense, who told you Miss Pret-
ty has a good disposition?'
why. she's always smiling. Doesn't
that show a good disposition?'
Not. necessarily: sometimes 1t
merely shows good teeth and dimples.'
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Quite Tired.

"See here" said Mrs. Starvem aftet
the new boarder's first meal, when
agreed to give you reduced rates you
told me you were a light eater"
so am, ma'am,' he replied. I'm
the Human Salamander at the mu.
scum. You'd oughter see me swallow
burnin' torches"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Ihere's the Ruh.

Hicks: "If it hadn't been for that
fellow Skinner Id be hundred dol
lars richer today"
Wlcks: 20! forget about it. You
ought to take things philosophically."
HICKS: Il do. That's easy enough,
Dut its hard to part with things phil
osophically."
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
He Had an On-Hand Way.

Some grocers," remarked the Gus.
toner, have an off-hand way OF
weighing sugar, but | notice you're
not one of them"
,"Of-hand way? How do You
mean?" asked the grocer.
81 noticed you kept your hand on
the scales just now while you meas.
ured out five pounds for me-"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Merely a Choice Of Evils.

"Why do you ask that woman's
youngest child to recite?'
because" answered Miss Cayenne,
.'it was the only way to keep the cid.
est child from playing the piano"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Superhous.

First Chauffeur-"Do you believe in
municipal ownership"
Second Chauffeur-"What's the use!
We about own the earth anyhow
New York Sun.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Poor SIayel

Now, Susie said the teacher. "if
your father should agree to work for
$3.50 day and at the end Of six days
should bring home $l3 would that be
right?'
No. ma'am,' replied Susie, IAN 1t
wouldn't take ma long to tell him SO,
you bet you
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
A Faux Pas.

wen, how'd your dinner to the
BRUSH ambassador come OFF," in
CURED Mrs. Senator Nooritch.
On paw went and made a mess
oi thlngs, as usual.' wearily respond
ed Mrs. Senator Struckile. "I can't
teach MIN nuthin'. He forgot to order
en- and SO we didn't have no tooth
picks to pass around"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
An Exclamation,

Tommy-Here something's gone and
the cat or what it was?
Patrick-Sure, l can't tell at all, at
all. When | came out here this morn.
in all could see of the rabbit was the
coop.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Time for Bruin to Dine.

krag-Suppose you were in cor
ner. 100 miles from help with wall
of rock on three sides of you and a
grizzly bear on the fourth, what
would you do?
Jorgenseon (after long deliberation)
I'D say grace for the bear.-Council
Bluffs Nonpareil.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
OiSapproved.

Mamma--Why don't you play with
Johnny Jones?
Tommy-He shoots craps for money
Manma-My dear child. And you
don't think that's nice, do you?
Iommy-Naw; he always wins
everything | got
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
LOCATING the Frenzy.

what Is frenZied finance?'
"Frenzied finance" replied the Wall
street man. "is condition of affairs in
which small investors lose their heads
while we remain perfectly self-pos-
sessed and take the money"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Sure Thing.

The teacher was trying to get the
boy to say dessert.
What is 1t that comes at the end
Of the banquet. Tommie?"
Dyspepsia, ma am"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Ladies and Gents.

She's engaged, amt she?" asked
the naughty blonde at the ribbon
counter.
yes" replied the one who CON
descended to sell laces, hes that new
saleslady's brother"
Where's he employed at?"
Hes a night-watch- gentleman over
to Bargain & Co.'S"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Quite a Stranger.

First Clubman - Where's Smith
tonight"
Second Clubman-"His wife sent
MIN one OF her AT home cards to-day !,
and | guess he's taken the hint"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Quite Ready to Believe.

There's scandalous story about
her in the mornings Daily Howler."
But you can't believe anything you
read in that paper"
II can II l want to-
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Dark Deeds.

There are black doings going on
behind the closed doors of that So
called studio"
do tell! What kind of doinSs?
Charcoal sketching."
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
What He Wants Most.

81 suppose you are one of the peo-
pie who long for old-fashioned home
cooking?"
No" answered Mr.. Cumrox, q
don't deceive myself. What long for
is the kind of stomach l used to have
when | was young and lived at home"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Painters,

sue Brette-I see Mr.. Kendall, the
noted English actor, has second vo-
cation, inasmuch as he is successful
painter.
Foote Lighte-Oh, well. it's not un-
usual for an actor to make up himself
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
One Of the SIGHTS

Citiman-Come to town to see the
sights. eh? Well, you don't want to
miss the big mirror in the lobby Of
this hotel.
Farmer Wayback-Do tell? Some.
thin worth SEEM, Is it?
Citiman-Yes, indeed. You won't
see all the sights unless you take
look at something like that.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Too Much Advice

Dumley-Say, you'd better take
something for that cold, old man.
Now
v'ise-Dont offer me any more,
please; I've taken too much already.
Dumley-Too much what?
Wise-Adyice.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Postponed.

Can smoke here?" inquired the
rude youth who was calling on the
Boston girl.
Sir" she replied coldly, you can
smoke here as you may some here
after but you may not smoke here"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Just the Thino.

Miss Banss-I bought copy of that
new march song to-day, Mr.. Staylate.
I'll play it for YOU
Mr.. Staylatc--Is it good?
Miss Banss-Oh. splendid to march
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Defined.

He has bad habit of calling every
one "a dub.
Yes. he's a New Yorker. you
know"
"Well?"
Well, a New Workers. idea of a
dub is any one who doesn't live in
New York"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Japanese Books,

Japanese books contain scarcely
more material than the average maga-
zine article. but single story may
consist Of more than one hundred vol.
umes.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
A StateSma an.

Charley takes great interest in
the tariff said young Mrs. Torkins.
He is getting to be regular states
man.
What makes you think so?''
He talks in his sleep about stand
ing pat. Washington Star.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
]Songs of the New Year
The New Wear


A miracle touched me at twelve. for be-
hold saw
The New Year rise as a young god rises
in might.
Nj child was he with hesitant, timid fAet.
Bat Il grown boy wrapped in the iai-
ment of pure delight.
And his eyes. most gracious and tender
were bent on mine;
In his hands he caught my hands, while
clarion clear
His golden rapturous confident tones
rang forth:
"Comrade hail! For am the New, New
Year.
"Comrade. hail! The pulse of the worlds
Under the snow, and the ancient doubts
are dead.
Freedom. achieSement. wait for us. Come
I listened looked and faith to my
hope was wed.
His kingy courage told me the beautiful
truth;
He is mine and his strength infuses
my rescued will.
Up, faint heart! We will conquer. to-
gether my Year;
Life and love shall their old sweet
promise fulfill.
Clifton Dangertield in the Century.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Denyjnu It.,

This gentleman said the judge,
declares he saw you in his yard"
What! Me, subj" exclaimed 'Ras-
tus, with an air of injured innocence
"Ah! l thought you'd attempt to
concoct an alibi, by way of de-
Tense"
"No, sub, ah didn' concok de alley
by way of de fence. jest, walk out
de gate
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
For the Younu Year.

Out of tho utmost East
At dawn a STRIPPING came,
Bright clothed as for feast
With robes of flame.
Forth from his morning eyes
There beaconed high desire;
His brow glowed. radiant wise,
With Hopes pure fire.
Love to mankind" thus swelled
His heart-s song without cease,
And in his hand he held
The flower of peace.
Blow round his pathw:s, blow.
o Heaven. your softest airs!
And with him ever go
Our praise and prayers,
Clinton Scollard in the Woman's Hon
Companion.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29
Information Wanted.

Here" cried Tommy's father,
what are you doing in that book.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29

why Johnny Jones sez Christie
Mathewson pitched fur de Chicagos
last year, an I want ter see if hs did"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-12-29

why" replied Tommy, Il just want
TO see that United States history"
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-06-09
WEST DUMMERsToN.

Mrs. Thomas O'Brien is visiting in
Graniteville.
f. B. Russell and Ed. Slocum nave
each lost a horse.
Mrs. Sam Prouty is spending rev
DAYS with friends in Graniteville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Taft have gone to
Nebra ska intending to locate there.
Charles Taft has recently purchased
a handsome span Of large draft horses.
Frances Phillips has moved TO the
Everleth farm owned by Mrs. Nelson
Evans.
The "pay car" of the Central Yer
mont railroad company passed over
their road Tuesday.
Mrs. Godfrey of White River juno
ton. daughter of the late Peter SUCK
new. paid brief visit to friends mere
recently.
Mrs. Bert Baldwin and two daugh-
ters left this week for their new nome
on the st. Lawrence river at Ciaytoh,
N Y. where Mr.. Baldwin holds the
position of manager OF granite
quarry.
Miss Fairbanks and Miss Fuller. two
eyangelists from the Gordon scnooi'
BOSTON. have been holding very inter-
esting meetings in the Baptist cnurcn
of this place. They VIII hoio a seIIes
of meetings next week in Newfane.
Their services and singing are very
much enjoyed.
Charles wilkins has purchased OF
Mr.. Roadway the farm known as the
Tennev farm on which he will make
many improvements. for his home. MT.
wilkins and his wife leave this week
for Saranac lake, Adirondack noun.
tains. N. Y. where they expect 10
spend the summer.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-06-09
SPOFFORD.

Mrs. Carrie Collins is enjoying a
visit from her son. George.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. w. Slade took a
trip to Hollis last week in their auto.
Frank Fish cut off part of finger
recently while at work on saw at
the steam mill.
John Kulkhe and family of New
York have arrived at their summer
home for the season.
Mr. and Mrs. James Starkey of
Westmoreland spent Sunday with
their mother, Mrs. NJ. E. Graves.
Olin Snow and family of South
Keene have moved into Mr.. SHADES
store tenement. Mr.. Snow is at work
in the can shop.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Snowling OF
Uxbridge, Mass. were at her fathers,
Charles Hewett's. a few days last
week on their bridal trip.
The band boys went UP to town
Thursday night and serenaded our
stage driver, Mr.. White, and bride.
Congratulations are extended.
Sanford Emerson and friend of
Athol. Mass, visited his parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Holman. few days
last week. Burton Howe of Halifax,
VT, also visited at the same place.
Clarence Morgan of Burlington. for
merly connected with the New York
Central and the Rutland railroads has
been appointed professor of the new
transportation department OF McGill
university at Montreal. Que.