The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-05-03
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General Grosyenor who Ii great
sticklor for strict postal ia@s. #sss
talking the other day about sfhe siola.
ton Of tho postal Iii tie wsyI 81
fraudulent letters ana circulars.
There ls no scheme SIS d surd that
lwysill not lire money out OK tiie iinit
working and the $eredalous. said the
Ohio Congressman RaftIcuiariy
will n those schemes take which prom
lse:s3swi 80 and remuneratise rsSarns
from: the little labor and cspital
This IS question was discussed one sIas
N Columbus l!lrnl by:a lot fsmeh and i
young newspaper man said that 4
printed advert isementts M hsther semi
through the NAH or inserted III the
paper would always; Be- fespestfsiily
recctved,&aadd sans8 sred WITH money,
too He said He 5wopld make d bet
on tho issue and We could all franz
as foolish d proposlt ion# All Me ssslul. Z
Il
ed. After some debate tlse sounl
man decided 70 put an I'D yertiseineh
IN tho paper$whieh stated thai 8lf tlis
reader would incloses 80 cents ana hi
address ;to q certain druggist in The
city. he would, ION receipt sofsthes same.
send her 9 formula which she I
could makeSone pound ofs pnre, whole
eSbntter$ OUT ofs one pint Sot skim
med milk. m three day time, iet-
ters poured into that dFuggists shop
like q rain In j prll, and every lot
ter Ind enclosed 80 cents Then tie
young man got scared. me dfaggisi
became furious for fear of Ibsiae an
rested forgetting noney Under false
prctenses. The managing ditor oI
the paper on which sthe young ,niin
was employed gotss hold Tie Story
and told him he would have 10 fetnrl
everyone Of those 5C:cents pieces and
q full explanat ton % the shoas. IL iie|
would lose his Job land perhaps facc
other unpleasant thlngs. Ii took lie
Joker nearly six week ID; sfraighten
things out, and FALL the money he
made onsthes BET, be Lost lnStha retrfn
postage.
Tho members Congress who
have accepted the lnyitation 81 Sec.
Rotary Taft to as compan him "a tic
Philippines this summer haze been
making a&strange Inquiry of Mr.. Car
p'enter.E Sec etaryt raftss private ii
rotary, who has eharg III Me details
Of the trip The nenbefs ask abcnt
thelri quarters! on tie railroads and
the steamers and sitiyafi ab1y each IL
qulry comes anoth her es Sto whegs
Representatives Serene I'ayne ii Is
be located and sa quest 10 Ne as in
away from him as Ollie rliis
query puzzled MI carp nfer Ipr a,
time,Sawhens he as Ised one Of ths mir.
tyw'lhlatS Il mean, and III waas explasy u
ed Sto him that NJ, Payne Ii noted
as the champion snoF of lie Eniisa
States Senate Those Who haYe gone
on tripss@lthS Mr. Payne can testify
as 70 his champ ionshtp in this tt,a..5
ter and ~ has beeome d ,ose with
the older members of Congress TINT
n. every g, party of which Mr. payne
is a member goes on an excnrsIon
BY rail his conf rees oyerwheJm him
with entreattes q accept the draw
iing;roomis 81 the sleeping car, and he
nearly always ace ommoda tess tio,r.
Mr. Payne IS not lat lsbashful Of his
accomplishment nor Is he sensitisE
when his talents in tins dirt Hon u.re
exploited He tai Res 5sses ii
good heart, and she never fnferferes
With the plans H of iifs COLLEAGUES,
when aI1t they see & fina him ss5iatcd
quarters In the sleeps or Oh shin
board Mr. ayne annually receIyes
several hundred clres fof The nalatiy
Of snoring S1g & N ost Sof HE gins CONE
from m l.sl % Congress Who have
spent pen sleeplless nights when they
were travelling Companions. Rnf no
one has noted Sany improvement in
Me- Payne & y 1 from tic yemsdiss sent
nm e.: They are now saying thai il
The Philippine excursionists r1n Mi
2 tos on On the Paeiti there RIIl ne
no no g g 81 The steamer To asss liz
1 fog born because Payns;s snoring
VII 81 PC e Warning ali proachIng
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