The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-23
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ENRY JAMES is not a novelist. He is state Of
s j / mind.
Old "Cy'' Perkins of New Hampshire is dead. Cy had
mighty fact in his favor. He with million
dollars.
Adversely is that condition in the affairs Of other people
that should be met with serenity.
SLY to stop train going full speed. If the
train stops itself by leaping the track, it costs more
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Where's that tetanus everybody used to have?
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Various papers discussing 'tthe real lesson Of the
Japanese war; The real lesson that you shouldn jump
your neighbours claim.
An exchange says that the people of Richmond, MINI,
have had the laugh Rev. Mr. Clemans Of Duluth The
other Sunday evening Mr. Clemans discussing the tainted
question Of the opinion that too much fuss had
been made about nothing. 3'Why, gentlemen he
claimed, f the devil himself should to and say,
sbrother' right enough
to clap loudly that he became somewhat confused and
finished hurriedly.
who would want his cehouse in the public park
and his wagons stand around the Parade night
would sell tainted ice.
exalted, is always found with his aners high in air.
is rejoicing because the railroads threw into the twin city
Elks their trip to Duluth. He says:
smile, because the antlered tribe outside
twin cities better the railroads
hailed from Minneapolis and ST. Paul It's different FROM
the usual way that somehow it tickes right
kicking and the howng yes and the swearing heard
the procedure from the city members positively pleasing
to their city brothers and this the time they
o ae Of for ao% st. 5 Sa
twin city Elks compelled to cough 1915 Ha, ha
The time the twin city Eks will throw it into the
railroads and walk. '~...
There great cutlery about divorce but did you
think much about what Frenchwoman, Olympic Andouard
once wrote? She said
Human folly is contagious. The wittiest earth,
after an hour with fool, feels like brute.'
Mrs Frederick Ferris Thompson New York has pre-
scented haf-mion- dollar library to Vassar monument
her husband who for trustee of the college,
There not girl at Vassar who would not have voted
Mr. Thompson her best fellow He always planning for
the entertainment Of the girls who called him ''Unce
Fred'' Once he said to the president:
You look out for the educational side of the college
fe my business to that these girls have good
time.'' -..2. .>s.
There is job for which feel peculiarly we'll suited.
How would you like to be Uncle Fred'' to bunch of
Vassar girls four hundred have money enough
to see that they had good time?
Things have been doing the Lincoln Park Institutional
Baptist church of Cincinnati The other day the pastor
and expelled sixtynine members
''There fifty who will be served in the
same way unless they repent and get right with God,"
said the Rev. g. R. Robbins in discussing the
pulsions.
'I think will be blessing church and other
churches The members dropped not excluded simply
because of nonpayment of Dues but for violation of the
church covenant in many ways; for impury,
for using intoxicating liquors. for continued absence
from the Lords supper.
II propose that my church shall stand for righteous
in Cincinnati and in this and will be upheld by
the good members Of the church and by every intelligent
citizen in Cincinnati
eve do not believe that those who and do not will
pay ought to remain in the church If they will
God, they will, if possible get out of paying for every
thing. don't believe in being dishonest with God or
man.
When the first bunch Of sixtynine out there
tremendous cutlery, but the general feeling that
it right. Why should try and be decent
join church and holler around the Sabbath and then
play tag with the devil weekdays? If the churches would
tap few Of their unworthy members shoulder and
give them the hghsign, church membership might mean
more than it does. "A j. r.
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