The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
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y tell who, and tried to get wedding dinner at the
West hotel The friends of the groom, the loving
bosom companions of the hubby blew down the CHM
ney of the parental home and tipped the woodshed
during the ceremony At dinner time these friends had
levers under the hotel and would have tipped that into
the alley had the police nterfered AS was slugs Of
thrown in the dinngroom and the walters upset.
In the evening, while the bridal party "enjoyng the
play the theater set fire, but the blaze
tnguished, to the disappointment Of everybody. Three
four buap bags of rice thrown however, and John
Olson had his leg broken When the bridal party left for
the lakes arrangements being made to wreck
the train and sink the steamer A pleasant time had
When they return, it is hoped cripple the for life
by causing the carriage to run away and upset. ~
Wonder what would happen to the Minnesota if
body substituted Basset creek water for Mnnehaha water
in the christening bottle?
If the Japanese in back of Tie pass in force Kuro
pakin is certainly as desperate position who
goes with his wife when she proposes to purchase her spring
hat
A few weeks ago an illustrated paper had picture Of
Kuropatkn dashng along the Russian lines in an auto
Mobile This is probably what terrified the Russian army
and caused it to rush for the pass The people are
getting auto-shy.
magazine poet asks Chow the robin know when
spring comes?' Because deare the jays begin to write
spring poetry
't1y gracious said the smart girl to Mamie, they
stood the curb and watched the horses skate the slip
perry asphalt its wonder the drivers don't get rubber
heels for them horses an fellow who overheard
the grles' little ggges broke out into smiles himself
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Wisconsin has passed it's anticgaret bill and threatens
tc enforce it, If a father in Wisconsin should
still listen for that odor from behind the she'd where Charlie
has concealed himself.
The Rev. Madison C. says that Americans the
most profane people EARTH That's because laugh and
feel impeed the conversation of the who has
suddenly pounded his thumb.
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While the Fire Fend doing his worst at Sherwood,
n d. Sunday night the Sherwood Journal started up its
gasolene engine and got out extra that smoked The
Great Northern roundhouse the victim. The Journal
says:
I Somewhere between 8 and o'clock, while the
people of Sherwood enjoying the quiet Of their
homes and the blessings of the sanctuary the cry of
) FIRE sounded.
& Willing hands responded, only to witness the grim
fire fend envelope the structure with tongues Of flame
against which it was useless to battle.
The flames, like serpens creeping up from the Pit,
working their sinuous way around the doomed struc-
tho to make avenue Of escape left,
and then leaping high into the air, all the while
belching black smoke remined of the expression,
''Hell with the lid off," And the dim forms Of the
spectators sihouted against black sky presented
appearance not unlike Dore's illustrations in the
Inferno where the blessed watch the Pit from afar.
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s. St. Cloud banker who is in position to make guess
Jays that in the past two years 100000 of St. Cloud
money has gone mining schemes and other sinkholes
return. He adds that the money invested in
we-managed granite company would have given employ
ent several hundred would have increased the val
nation of St. Cloud property 10 per cent and would have
paid Is per cent annual dividends.
No man who puts his money into mine would ever be
satisfied with paly Is per cent He expects to get the
stock "on the ground foor Say at scents SHARE and to
sell it at dollars share Why, my goodness
man. they pay and when they strike the streak
thew are after and get milondolar smeer in they will
turn out gold fast that they will Interfere with the
worlds money standard and make it uctuate like Ne
braska thermometer
When you this song and give your money to
your wife. "A. j. K.
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