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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-04

tray. have two ponds and creek o
my farm, ard fsh enough TO lat you
year.
| Before Cstskcitle was reached my plan
had been upset and ttlsid. WAS to 40 o.
to the lodge atd notify the fricnd Will
whom VAS 10 4 h that he would be oblig
ed 10 9et smother partner. Then the fol
loving day was to return to doughpu,s
Dish ard Ms Jones.
Cattkcttle Bend, called the brakeman
aud the folrg mar, the two sltls and Mrs
Jones all arose aud departed,
After the train was under head way again
tina, obnoxious drummer turned around and
said with look Of admiration. We'll, | llks
your cheek aud Il worked. too
! bad taken mr seat sgsln behind him on
the shssy side Of the tralr. drew myself
up angriy, What do you mean, slrf
The msn locked half surprised. You
don't mean 10 tell me you didn't know who
she wass
] dIsIegarded his grammar. Well, who
is sh, never heard OF bcr btfor,g
Look over there, yourg man. You're In
clover
] FOLLOWED his polniIng iiager and saw,
some distance from the track, cspscious
white bouse which we could catch gllmpses
OF thrt ugh a-ely kept park Tno sun
Tell on ~. et of water In the background
Beyord il was forest which stretched as
far a. the eye could see.
That Il Mrs Jones farm the drummer
went on sarcaslically, LIS IA estate of a
thousand scres which she ruos, ard, with a
dry chu ahle,you eau idgc for yourself that
II is iun veil. There's where you sre TO
spetd tso weeks. The drummer looked
around at me susplciOnsls and asked again,
Didn't you never hear Z that peculiar old
customer She wears the same Lad OF
dress she wore when her husband died
these fof'y years back.
fe,l bsek In my seat aud gasped, M, |
have never heard CT her. Who is that
young fellowf Her soll
Nav He's a nephew 81 d her secretary,
And tho!e girlsY ventured.
o the gals are bis sisters, Sle supports
the whole push and | tell you they have to
gee and hsw for her too.
| was dtz d. Did the nephew att,ud
college this yelif
Nav! He never saw the inside Of col.
lege that know OF except tied TO her
apron strings She's The grand Mogul back
there every commencement. les her has
bands college and che gives em stacks Of
money and they treat her to beat the band
tell you.
got out my note book and mechanically
read my notes on a Neglected Old Lady.
Uad,r them | wrote, The above stands
for the fact that an intelligent fellow can
b, blooming idiot and not know 1t. More
later from Catskettle,n
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-04
He'd Work FoYNothinx.

Apdrew Carnegie p'arq golf well, ard
likes to talk about the game. OF one Of
his ;riends-a golf tyro-hc said at din
ner in New York.
Blank went TO play one day, and, dlslik-
ing the rather forward manner Of his cad
die, discharged the lad and took smother In
his place.
The discharged caddie, instead Of rctir-
Ing In seemly manner to the club house,
hovered about Blank. he regarded close
ly the mans rather clumsy methods Of
play. On his freckled young face sneer
came and went.
Blank chose stick and swung for long
drive. But he missed the drive.
The discharged caddie gave loud
laugh.
Blank frowned at the boy and swung
again--a mighty swing but again he miss
ed.
There came from the cadde another
loud, harsh laugh.
A third time Blank swung, and u third
time only the turf dust rose into the air.
HI, mister, yelled the caddie, derisiyely.
II you take me back III carry your clubs
for the fun OF the thing.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-04

oen'f would mean nolhlrg 10 the eorpors.
ilen, bat would mean great deal Of ,r.
ieyment TO h'm.
rhsr, too, he hrd heard Il ssIa ths, the
'sfcs wcio altogether too high between Cir.
eleville snd Csmpsowr, lie had paid a
great many times hf'ecn cents into the COT.
tefs of the ralissy eompsny and since they
nsa ihken a little too much every day from
hisn, " was no more than fair that he
should even up bit, ard have one ride Tor
nolhlrg.
bssldef, !, was the condrctoia hulinesn
70 get The tickets, A pssstpgef was uot
bound to ohate the conductor around all
over town and The boy had looked for him,
toe, and could not lad him. He certainly
had doue hi part.
And then the circus The delsctable cir.
eus The elephants aud the ksngaroo,.
he tigers aud the csmels and the by,ns.
The msn who imp,d through a ring Of
IRE The Japsete serotst Who drsnka
cup OF tea while he stood on bis head,
Fifteen cenis, last the p,lce cfa railway
ticket, woald make all these delicious and
thrilling sights bis, aud he could use bis o'd
ticket the next day, sud no one would he a
bit the wiser.
Thus the battle went on all day lol {, and
as he blnnl b lleves, hi, soul luag 10 The
balance while tho de,ision was being made
whether he should be an homes. boy or
tricky one.
Every few minutes during the day, IN
sshool aud after he returned home, John
put hls dugers In his vest pocket sni felt
that little bit OF cardboard. The elephant
stared at hlm oat OF the pages of his Latin
grammar, aud the grsf 8 crared their
'ong nosks over the tough roblems IN al
zebra.
He went home, ana stll that little piece
OF pssteboard weighed upon bis mind.
lie said nothing about the matter, for be
knew that II he told his father or mother
abou, II the open crate In the sitting room
would see the last Of li, railway ticket,
aud he would be forced to be horest in
spite Of himself.
In bi, dreams that night he saw trick po-
mics performing most wonderful ,yolutiona
and he heard the roar OF the lions.
But, after all, II was only a dream, and
he woke up TO ilod that the circus had ac-
tually come to town, aud would give Its
best performance that evening
The tram pulled up at the station, the
boy went aboard as usual, and no one
among tho passengers realized that he was
lighting big battle on small battle
deld.
lie took bis accustomed seat and opened
one OF his school-books to prepare belat-
ed lesson. But he could not think OF his
lesson. The conductor came Into the car
with the usual shout, Gan tickets ready"
At last there we're but two passengers
between John and the conductor. Their
tickets were quickly taken; the conductor
held out Li, hand. With genuine strug-
gle, but with triumphant sense Of victory
at his heart, the boy pulled from iils pock-
ct twenty-fv cents instead Of the old rail.
way ticket, which he at once tore up and
scattered In fine fragments on the floor, re-
ceived bis rebate check, and went on bis
way to school,
Now, as he looks back over long and
honorcd life, he tells bis friends that was
the day OF his greatest battle and his great,
est victory.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-04
A Muscular Minister

A Kentucky senator tells Of "a good old
Methodist minister 10 his state 10 the
pioneer days who was muscular Chris
tiRn."
One day, says the senator, after the par
son had found It necessary TO administer
nstic punishment to several Young touabs
who persisted 10 disturbing the meeting at
one OF the churches which be served, one
Of his n,ck, noted as something Of hard
hitter himself, got up In meeting and
said
II lsa solemn duty Of this here congregs-
tlon to stand BY PArson JOHNSON. He does
not seek trouble, but be will not show the
white feather when trouble Is forced 10 bis
way. believe that, urrestfsined by d.
yine grace, PsrsoD johnson can whip any
MAJ 10 Kentucky. The Lord 10 with him.
LIT ~ pray.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-04

Mary c the six.yer old daughter Of .
Pe.by,erl,n clergy Mad 10 small Georgia
Village, hid ipl !, mate. Jimmy by psrne,
OF 0hom Il was her custom 70 make special
mention 10 her evening prayer at bef nc
theirs knee. D5e evening, hf.er come child.
ish quarrel, Ms G. noticed ,hs. lbe boy's
nsms WAS omitted from the petition ard
sa.d Mary, srsr's you going TO pray for
jimmy tonight.
No. mother. Hs's = mohn, hateful boy,
AID I'n nsysr g,lIg 70 pray for him any
more.
Her mother male no reply, not wishing
10 add fuel to Its 4 sne, and decided 70 al
lox The iouih'nl eoaseisfcs TO work out
the problem 10 its oSn wsy. In few o.
mebts abe heard the little girl climb out Of
bed, fall upon knees and say Ia tone
OF guarded Ind isrercs,
God, you can bless Jimmy II yoa wsnt 10,
but you nsedn't do II on my sceoun..
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-04

usually mean every word ssy, AID I
DO now. You get light tf here with us -
Canse,tle Bend Is the neI. staiion-and
,ou sisIl f.h to ycur hearts eon:ent and
eat til you are fall, with q glancs ai the
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
@etterberiht


Sar "a etunOsu sHbsnD 7 ubr gOrsens. 81. Sss6r-
8aibinsto n, 80. Oeentter.
SIR Snbiana: SIN Msemeinsn i1bn
beute NaHt nnS nm Scnntas.
2ocaL8 etterbert9t
S66n beute 9lbenp unb am Sonntas.
Ttermometerifano.
15&fs 9enrperatur. ......... 80 @rao
R~iebrtgfte Tenrperatur. ........ 70
80. &. BIbtbs
SectionssD Director.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
fur dfentIi9s Mrbsitea.

DAB bic Stabt SnoiannpoIis augens
blidli4 @runoeigentbum. sini6lisBenb
@ebduoe i'm Mertbe bon 2,224,275
Solurs befBt, uuros burd cine Nb.
iGdbuns feffaeEelt. Die Die 8ehbroe Der
6fentlihen Nrbeitsn pornebmen lieb.
Die 6ffentlidsn parfs babsn bieier
abi9dbung 3ufolge einen Wertt bon
81, 200, 600; Spribsnbdufer unb bic
@%runohide, auf oenen he erri&tet
fnb, baben einsn Wertb bon 5000. $50
unb GILES anbsre gigenihum einsu
Wsrtb bon 1914. 875. Der Wertb bes
fidoiiiGen 6Oipituls if auf $3.50. 900
geiddbt.
Die 8eh6rbe Der 6ffsntlidsn Mrbeiten
lieb biefe abi&dbuna auf 8erIanssn
anoerer Requirements pornebmsn.
ngebote
muroe1 1ngenonulerl:
Str phaherung Der Gtate abe.
nit 8ituIit, bon Der Wafbington. bis
3ur Midigan Str. = Wefern Son,
ffrueiiOn Co., 1896; Soofer @on.
fruction Co.. SO 90.
6ir aspbaltirung Der @et Wtdis
gan Str, BON Der 8lafe Str. big our
0olmes MDe. = Barber asphalt Bob
ing Co.. $780, WsFsrn Contribution
Co., 81.
@nbghItige Bef9Iafe
ipuroen 9efabt:
sd. 6reilegung Der Sale Str, BON
Der 19. Biz our 20. Strabe, unb Der
Nlsps In Der Ndbe Der 8. 3. 2apeod
Manufacturing 60.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30

@ufbbtIIs. 90. Se3. Der
Wertreter bes @ui6 @ountp, 8. 6.
@offin, bsfanb f& l9effirn in Beglet.
tuns ieinsr awei S6atsr auf benz Weee
3u einem republifanii&sn 2~isbesmabl
In SnoionapOlis. Anf her 2anofrabs
i&snte isin pfero unb mari Wasen nit
SnfaRen In einen neben Der 2anofrabe
flieBsnben 6!iB4en. Nur nit S@mis.
riafeit ,uuroen fe ourd Mrlie Wufer,
tpsl&er In Der Ndbe bes unfals tuobnt,
aus ibrem unfreiwinissn Babe befreit.
Nle entfamsrt unberlebt. mubteu ie.
bod nit ibren bur&ndbten aIetbern
ben 6eimfueg fuisOer antrsten, unb bas
linen lttHerne 2iebesmabl fabren LAT.
fen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
Yolt3ali9es.

5 nber Office bss G9lisBers
eri1isnen geffern Is &umdnier unb 2
iunge 2sii:e i'm Utter bon 1918 Sab
rem. Die &umdnisr, bic in Der lsbten
3eit bon elmer Banbe Sungens iibsr.
fallen, beridlaaen uno banr bsraubt
tuurosn. ioatsn bieis Sunaen 9eute ole
Mnersifsr iosntificirsn. Wit Ollie
zines SOlmeti6ers sslaus es bann ben
rlnsarn, 9arrp Wtoulosr. iibsr bsHsn
Stride mir an anberer STEELE unierer
beutiaen Mussabs bsridtsn unb Ni9oI=
ion ODen als bieienigen suI ibentifi.
3ieren; Die fe ~iberfalsn uno beraubt
bdtten. Die .6unpats" beridteten
ourd ibrsn Solmstf9sr, ME fs bon
elmer Banbe.. &dubern anssgrifen unb
berbauen ftpurben, nobel He ftets ben
3iir3eren 9e3osen bdtten.
Sn oas6 8 bon Souls Rid.
boff, go. 257 Siablane- apsnus, muroe
Elm ginbrud beriu9t. Sa Serr &id=
boff aber our9 bH @erdui4. wel9ss
Der ginorin9lins berurfa9te,' mad
tpuros, bsri9wanb Der ginbrs9er ebsnio
raid. rpie er eefommsn mar. &idhof.
Der ibn lab, tonnte nidt einmaI ange'
ben, OBJ Der Mann elm yaseer ooer elm
WeiBsr NOR. Der Spibbubs oeridafis
Rd ginaans in oas 9aus nit einsm
Sistrid.
Der Strabenrduber Nlsr. O'Hair
miro 10 lange In poli3eibaft bleibsn.
biz orei ieinsr SpisBseielen ebenfaas
binter s9lot uno &iesel fino.
unter Der tedni19sn Bei9ul-
bi9une. unteridlasuns besansen gu
baben. tpuroe geitern Abeno Der %.
idhries @m. Somaro pou III Wsff
@aibin9ton Str. berbaftet.
6omaro lieb fid i'm ApriI b. s. bon
einsm Manne $40, CAB bann 81 3uriid,
ben 3eft aber niht.
Obmobl 6otparo nun uegen bieier
Bagatelle uerbafte! wuroe, glaubt man,
bdB sr iin nod anoerer Wergehungen
f&uloig gema9t bat.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
@isse-Mltar 0rab.
o eb o n:

Nri6ur uno 2itta @eaper. 1435
6sri9el abs.. Wdb&en. = 80. uni
glnora corning, 2844 6Ope. Rdo&en.
= SObn unb 2ulu Smith. 1913 girb.
Wdonen. -@. 6. unb Carrie sports,
Gtabt, Wdb9en. = Nlpin unb Ger.
truoe Sblbsfsr, 1925 Bismard. 2nabe.
= Dale uno 6rau &udsr, 139 @i&'
laro Mpe., 9nabe.
@etraut:
Clarence Sabe = 2is3ie 3imbro.
Benjamin Wef-8lan9e 8. Wattods.
CLAUDE @arp - gmilia Bertels.
Ora BETH - gsma 6. Sole.
Ora g. pogue - Winnie 6. qerrin.
arlep 6. Brotpu - Marp groun.
Charles g.. Moors-psarl W. pangb'
burn.
Gen @. Sist = Settle @ider.
Cabin 6. SEED = Wag9ie Menoenbal.
8ehorben:
6annie Suhsnbsrrp, 80, 1903
Soutbeafern Mbe. - Otto s. Sdnei-
Der. 1, 1909 Shefbp. = 81. e. Subj,
&c, $50 0ila gbe. = Martba Bridge
mon. Al, @entral.S rrsn.5 OipitaI. -
5ranf peters, 2 Won., 832 Waibing-
ton abe. = Sophie Wepers, SO. 2547
Station Str. - Ssnrp %. 8ranoes.
81. sos Shb pennipioania. - gli3a'
beth Burner, go. Staot.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
Osintsnr berbaftst.

Sis poli3iftsn Smith, Msfins unb
Duncan nabmen ssftern ben Seierteur
6reo. Tabis fef.
Oabis tammt bon peru, Snb. Ut
berlieb TN Auguf iein Resiment In
Columbus. O.. unb trieb fi9 feitoem
i'm 2anOe lumber. i6ein Ausishsn
elsi9t msbr einem tramp als eineul
Solbaten.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
Slug nt&t bancroft.

6erm. 5. Ismmali bon 100 Oh
South Str, frtibsr @bef bes Snoia.
1apOlis 8ergungstorps srfldrte, nidt
bancroft gu fein. German Hemman
that es, absr German 5. @eumann
feiuesrue9s uno Der Heumarn nit BEN
8. tcil unter Der neuerf Administration
wieoer elm anoeres Sergungstorps
grtinoen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
Yerional= Nottssa.

Grau Sittri9 BurG unb
2inoer aus Wilpautee, @is.! inb bic
@dfe bon 9errn unb Grau Daniel
@ulmann auf sweiu64entli&en gefu9.
6err Gas. b n, Der uobl.
befannte grfriidunssratb, unb @attin
fsisrtsn aefern i'm 2rsiis BON Der.
wanotsn uno 6reunben ibr 30.idbr.
9od3eitsjubildum. Eros bes 80.
idbrieen 2risges ersreut f9 oas paa,
Der befsn @eiunbbeit uno 3ufrie.
oenbeit.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
@ablten 8eamte.

Die Sirettorenbeh6rbe Der ,@apital
Circuit Sraetior Co." belt i'm 2au'
@sbduhs cine @%sriammlung ab, in be,
fOIsenoe Beamte geudhlt wurosn
Prdfoent-S. g. @rabb.
8icssp rdfioent-S. SO. $rotter.
@efr.= SGabm,-@. e. @ortb.
@btef- Snsenteur-S. u. Sbafer. ?
@sueraIs @Ouncel-@. 9. aperil.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
&epmblifanii@er gamens.

Seute Na4miitag INN 2 ubr uirb
i'm Warion Club etn republifnnii1er
caucus a~bgehalten tueroen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
80 aibinstOu n. 80. 9semtsr.

5ar .. stnnOsu .Hssns ? MIR gsorssHs. 81 1sser-
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
MMwM4uMJ
8alement &aoen
8aroains.....

@eftdrfte 9ercaIe Sem6en nit ba,u
p%afenoen Nanihetten, @r5ben Az bis
IL, DOC uno 75c Serien gu 29c
Ndnner uintpenbbare Soursin=Sanb,
trdbere Sreis mar 25c bis 35c, isst 19e
SKINNER ionitarifde, serippte llnters
Hetoer, iebr itfper, ber friibere 9reis
mar 65c, Jest nur 49,. 45e
@dnner bIaue Denim DSsraIs, frGber
Soc, iest nur =. 59e
Die, psI@e friber Csc parsn, istt
MIR 3Qr
Rdnner bIaus Denim gode, ruaren
fraber 85c, Jest Soc
Sanep wollene Sweaters fir feline
&naber. geraoe nod einise lbris, etrpas
lettt bel1ntust, fpuroen friiber su S1.5 o
p~ertauft, iett u -. soc
SOC pIieB eefiitterte, boumtpcnene 1lnion
sln5iise, in crsam ober natursrau, fir 41c
9alsbinSen, Ieidt beidmutt, rsbu,irt
BON 25e 3u 49,. foe
Sralen 15c baumtpoaene Gtrimpfe.
eHiidparS. nabtlos, baS 'Yaar... &c
8inberitsimpfe, eerippt, pDQis seformt,
e9tidparse Striimpie, NIT boppeIten
8nieen uno SobIen, Csc Sorte, bas
Baar +. 49,. Csc
@efdtsi6Ieier in idrpars, rueiB, braun
ooer blau, paren friiber 25c, jest .,9e
$. & $. Gorletten in allen 9dngen uno
NIT stpei 9aar 9alters, bic Dollar Sorte
fur . ...89c
Runoe Strunpibdnber pom sutem eIa.
ittS6em Sano, has Yoar... ....fOc
Tiirfii9e Sab Seife, iiberal 1Oc, am
Samftae nur j.. -. &c
Saffeta Sdnber, 4 Sou brett, ale Sars
ben, bic 9aro -. -. foe
6aar &abinete, 10 Nabeln entbals
temp ......... &c
Calcium 9ucer, beIiotrope, reou;irt
bon 10c 81, -. &c
Srauen Saidentiider. gan; 9innen.5 81
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30

! Srauen a5e @oIf Sanbi5ube, in MODE
unb tams, bas Yaar -. foe
SKINNER naturmouene untsrfleiber, in
srau, $1.OO @eudnber, au.......-. zoe
SOC Soientrdser, Seri6iebene Duseno
iinb nod iibrts, in @ei4enfe e4a4s
teln -. SIC
Ndnner SOC Muslin Radtbemben, nit
Rebrere Ousenb 2egenidirme, anse.
rnsfen fur @dnner unb Srauen, 81 so
Sorte ......... 80. 95c
J 6rauen sec plieBe6 baumipoIene rns
terleib9en ober Soien, ertre sroB. .39c
$l.OO Union 9lnsiise, pom espptiider
8aumpoae, pIiebeS, per Gnyus .73c
J e6mere Srauen nnierboien, pIieB se.
~tiittert, 8nie Sanse, eie 25e unb 35c
Sorte............... . .,..15c
SKINNER 2eoer : Sanbi6ube, NIT Seibe
gefittert, Toe unb 85c Sorten fur. soc
Srauen &rasen, in peiB unb Sarben,
25c Sorten. -. -. foe
Toiletten Sacques bon SlaneIette, in
ROTH unb fdpar5, nit &ragen une Nan.
i9etten, einfa1es Sateen, SOC Nertbe SOC
RIeioerfofe, in Nobitdt Mii9unsen.
} Sc 3oa brett, paren friiber SOC bic gdrS.
jebt ............ -. 29c
SaarnabeIn. ale Gr6Ben, 20 9adete
bon lie 240 9faoeIn -. ....... Sc
Seiertaes Neubeiten ftno beoeutene
biliaer. gBie gum SeiipieI:
Strei4bols &ratsr, Strei9bolj 8iifs
fen, Tai9entuh &aften, &raaen unb
Manf9etten 8aften. angemefen fir 9reiie
bel 8artenpartien, aues gum balben 9reis,
25c, SOC uno 81 90 4rtifeIn iperben Jest
!, pfferirt Az. ......... 13c, 25e uno soc
S9par,e Sateenl1nterr5de, SOC Sorte,
in @r5Ben BON 15X big Is, fir. . 29c
8[aue SIanel Seneen fir Manner,
, @r6ben Is bis 161. friibere 4reis mar
$1.50 bis $500, iest....... 81 10
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30
etue ertaItuus In eiuem Gage fnrirt

Ran nebme Laxative Bromo Quinine
SabIetsn. gne Gpptbeter ftatten bas 9eIo
jurit penn bic BUR febI i9Idst. 6. 8.
Groves isnatur 1T auf ieoerS 4ahtel. 25c.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30

0HerIangt.-Gin qutes Edb9en, uugefdhr 1s Sabre,
- nm uritsubefen etnem 8atD aui5up arten.
saasnfrasen lsa, on SabrDes, mooernfi @lat. :
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30

SHeriauat- Gin gdder fur 9aeorbett. Rad3utro.
~ gen 96s Wef 9BoIuut Str.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-12-30

Uertam8t Gin 3eitungstrdger
fur ben telegraph i'm duberfsn Noro-
tpefert Der Staot. Suite 3abiung.
The statesman., 1905-10-06
WIT AND WITHOUT.

Two weeks notice may be called q
Afre" exit
Radium has done many wonderful
things, but It cannot make dull
star" shine.
Many play fails because 1t lacks
action, but it's just at that time that
the creditors begin to bring action
against 1t.
Very soon playwrishts viii be com,
PEELED to select titles for their PLAYS
that will exactly fit the electric sign
in front Of theaters.
Even il variety is the spice of life"
there is little excuse for sprinkline
vaudeville pepper so thickly over our
musical comedy meat.
So the show girl" is going! Well.
that explains the Wall street depres.
sion when the press agents cease to
have the maids win fortunes.-New
York Telegraph.
The statesman., 1905-10-06
A Cure for EIoauence,

Former Attorney General Griggs Of
New Jersey was in attendance at a
public meeting where the chief orator
OF the evening was long-winded In
diyidusl who was quite deaf. He wore
out the patience of everybody in the
hall. and IL seemed as il he would
really never conclude his remarks. In
the midst of it one committeeman
turned 10 the other and said:
HE really thinks that he is a splen.
did orator"
Its pity he's deaf" promptly re.
Joined the other; "if he could hear
himself talk it would very quickly
cure him OF that hallucination. "-Balti-
more Herald.
The statesman., 1905-10-06
HAIR DREssERS.

Miss III. Ccwden, 1919 2lst street.
Mrs, Eli Turner, 2503 Curtis.
Mrs. j. K, Hallowell, POPS Larimer
Mrs. NJ E Mackey, 2260 Penn. Ave.
Mrs. Gleaves, 124 York ST
LAUNDRY
j. 81. Gibbs Z227, Grant avenue.
MINIS AND MINERS
Golden Chest Mining & Milling Co.,
1923 18th st.
Richard Evans, 2045 Arspahoe st.
MUSIC
r. G. Holley, violinist 1923 Downing,
Mrs. R W. Mosby, 2751 Arspshoe St
Mabel Fore, 18th a. Humbolt St
D. E. Henry, vocal and instrumen-
tai music. l7p Blake ST.
Hallowell d Hsllowell 2026 Larimer
oRoHEsTRAs
R. G. Holley, 1898 Downing.
Chss. Harris, 1887 Lincoln
Centennial Mandolin & Guitar Club.
POOL ROOMS
Thos. Clingman, 1880 Arapahoe
PING PONG PARLoRs.
Henry Pinn. 1877 Arapahoe ST
JOB PRINTERS
The STATESMAN, 1925 18th 81
PAPER HANGING AND PAINTING
G W. Andrews 1918 10Th Ave
PLUMBER.
b. Lewis, "a 18th ave.
PHOTOGRAPHERS
W. E. Scott, 25l6 Welton.
REAL ESTATE
Lewis Price, 1877 So. fremont.
oRoToHETISG, PLAIN SEWING.
Mrs. Hattie Hogue, 1l23 Welton st.
The statesman., 1905-10-06

The STATESMAN is publishing free
business and professional mems
guide. This is TO intern the people
and general public Of the men and
women who are in business and what
thay are doing aud where they are
located. Look over the list carefully
sud see il any one is omitted; il 30 no
tity US at once and their names will
be inserted. Then il you have need
OF any service they can render call
on them. Say you saw their names
in the Business Directory OF TIE
STATESMAN. As soon as the list is
somplete and verified il r II be pub
lished on large card and hung up
in public places so that the general
public msy know where We are at
TIE business columns OF The
Statesman are open to sll for free
discussion OF industrial topics OF
ocal importance. II you are pos
sessed of business knowledge that is
practical and has been proven in Col
orado, il is ycur duty te give il to
give it to your fellow citi ems, Men,
minds and dollars are turned this way
ookiug for an opening. What We
want are facts demonstrated here in
Denver and rot q thousand miles
away.
THIS column Of business enter.
prises cannot be filed up all at once
but sill be arranged in alphabetical
order. Each week new letters will
be added to the list and all the busi
ness enterprises nnder The heading OF
those letters will be inserted. The
names and location will be perma
nent 50 that all you need to do is to
look at your paper TO see who is in
that column.
The statesman., 1905-10-06
Dean Hole and His vers.r.

Dean Hole was famous as a Joke
His chief verger at Rochester cathe-
dral was gentleman named Miles
the original Of Dickens Tope. who had
been connected with the cathedral for
seventy-three years. Mr.. Miles was
the youngest Of twelve. Said Dean
Hole one day:
miles, what pity you never san
your eldest hrother!"
81 did. sir, often" said Miles.
But you couldn't" replied the dse,
'why not. sir?' queried Miles,
Because" said the dean there
we're awsYs ten miles betwesn you
The statesman., 1905-10-06
Tributs 70 Col. Younohusband.

A newspaper correspondent who ac.
companied the British expedition into
Tibet says that the success Of that
undertaking vas undoubtedly due to
Col. Younghusband. who was equal
10 every eme -gency. lie sat through
every durbsr monument of patience
and inheNibihty. imTassive as one Of
their own Buddhas. Priests and couB-
cilors found that appeals to his mercy
we're hopeless, He too. had orders
from his king to go to Lassa: IL he
fsltered his life also was at stake;
deoapitation would await him on his
return. That was the impression he
purposely gave them. II curtailed
palayer. How In the name Of all their
Buddhas were they TO stop such a
man?"