Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-12-09


teacher yet? Teddy-Yes; after school
this noon. He won.-Ex.
Say, father, what is a 'nobodyr |"
"A nobody, my son, is a prominent
woman's husband. "-Washington Life.
Tess--Do you think Marie's photo
graphs do her justice7 Bess-Yes;
justice tempered with mercy.-Detroit
Tribune.
Youngwed-I want accommodations
for my wife. Hotel Clerk-Suite?
Youngwed-You bet your life she is
Washington Life.
Rejected Suitor-I may be poor now,
but there was a time when l rode in
my carriage. The Girl-Yes, when
your mother pushed it.-Grit
Paw, is 1t true that death loves a
shining markY Il suppose so. Why"
Nothing, only l should think you'd
feel a good deal safer If you wore q
wig"-Chicago Tribune.
First Old Maid-This census report
says there are 100000 bachelors in
Yes, and the mean old thing doesn't
give their address Washington
Life.
Piggmus-To tell the truth, we have
family. Dismukes-Great Scott That
would never go In our house. We have
TO treat ours as a visitor.-Washington
Life.
AL de Mustard-Your wife's costume
tonight is charming. 1t simply beg
CARS description. Justin de Bunch
And that reminds me Of a conundrum
why am l like a description.-Scis
sors.
AcCush-Is this true that hear
De hush-That IN engaged2 Yes.
Congratulate mel McCush-I can't
congratulate you on marrying any girl
who is fool enough to want YOU
Cleveland Leader.
Mrs. Spudsworth, 1t seems to me"
said Mrs. Oldcastle, sis rather inclined
to loquacity." STILL" replied her host
ess, as she Strengthened the 1900 rug,
FOR a person as tall as her it amt so
bad as though she was shorter. Chi
cago Record Herald.
THAT'S an auction piano your
daughters got, isn't it?" asked the sar-
castle woman next door. "No, indeedP'
replied the proud mother Indignantly,
what made you think that?" "Oh,
probably because it's going, going. go
ing all the time ;, 800
ledger. .t..-
~ ne ...inmm made his debut
. star last nigt and l hear his
audience a So, cold. Lowe Com
sdy-- > were at first. Hi Trag-
81 = only at first? Lowe Com
sdy-N.s; then they remembered that
they had paid to get in, and they got
hot.-Catholic Standard.
Mrs. Ikki-I wish you wouldn't be
such a tight-wadl l haven't thing
to wear. Mr.. Ikki-Blinkin' Borealis
Why. woman, you have the finest seal
coat in two degrees of latitudel Mrs
Ikki-And what of It? There goes Mrs
AAhDtNheCA "WoE6~AAHo -
real sealette coat with plush trim
mingsl-Puck.
NO" said Miss Winthrop Bradley
Winthrop, your ancestors did moi
come over in the 'Mayfower,' as mine
did, and l cannot marry you'll! dc
you know why they did not?' replied
Mr.. tombstone Smythe de Jones. well
I'll tell you. They were not the kline
Of people who travel on excursions
Saying which he strobe haughtily from
the room.-Washlngton Life.
A man who was wanted" by tn,
police had been photographed in sl'
. different positions, and the pictures
, were duly circulated among the police
, The chief of police in a country tow
, wrote to police headquarters Of thu
city in search OF the malefactor a few
days after the set of portraits had beef
issued as follows: 81 duly received thu
pictures Of the six miscreants who's
capture is desired. l have arrested nv'
Of them, and the sixth is under obser
, walton and will be secured shortly"