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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
ALL IN SAFE PLACES.
Woman's Many and Varied Recep'
tacIes for Valuable Documents.

A Germantown householder who
mad given various valuable papers to
MS wife to take care of recently
hunted all over the house for the IN
surance policy on his furniture and
could not find it. When the wife came
nome from a tea he told her MS
trouble with considerable perturba-
ton, lest the domucent should have
been lost
rs that all?" said the wife, looking
with disgust at her very much dis
turbed desk, where the husband had
been rummaging. "Why didn't you ask
Ine?' and going to a picture on the
wall she pulled the policy from be-
hind it.
And where" inquired the hus-
tand, after he had recovered from
his surprise, do those shares in the
Pullaback Valley Railroad and Tim
Der Development company happen to
| be?"
They're safe enough" was the
answer. They're in the closet under
the stairs behind the grape juice"
And the deed to the houses"
That's upstairs in the spare room
packed away under your summer
suit
By diligent cross-examination the
husband found the locations, scattered
from cellar to roof, of numerous othe
documents of value. And now" SALE
he, whats the answer"
why" said the wife, who wa
used to his slang. 81 don't mean tina
any robber shall ever come in an
clean us out in one hour searci
He'd never think of the places Nv
chosen, and if he did he would Z
heard going up and down stairs an
knocking over bottles. "-Philadelphi
Record.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Are You Bilious /?

more room left in my body to hold it. NV
tongue became coated and the inside OF my
mouth so sore that. although it did not affect
my voice itself very much. it caused pain in
the tonsils when talking In addition to all
burning sensation caused me to scream when
passing it. Oh! the suffering and the anguish
OF that week will never forget. could not
anything. Was all doubled up and had to be
Lea L. from place to place; but here l am to-
ties Of Golden Medical Discovery" three Of
" Favorite Prescription and eighteen Walls
many more poor sufferers from the slough of
despair-such as had fallen into
Gratefully yours.
Miss AUGUSTA RATTLE,
429 Findlay Ave, Big Rapids. Michigan
Golden Medical Discovery con-
tains no alcohol, syrup, or sugar, yet
keeps perfectly in any climate.
Do Nor BE DECEIVED. 1t is an in
suit to your intelligence for dealer to
attempt to palm off upon you st4bstt-
ts4te for this world : famed medicine.
You k'aoa0 what you want. It's his bust
ness to meet that aOdnt. When he urges
some substitute he's thinking of the
larger profit he'll make-not of your
welfare. Turn your back on any dealer
who offers you such treatment.
LII ODSIlnhIc COllStpdIlOil Uuc LIB
covery" should be used in conjunction
with Dr. Pierces Pleasant Pellets, the
most natural and thoroughly scientific
laxative ever devised. The pellets
regulate and invigorate the stomach,
liver and bowels. One is gentle
laxative; two act as mild cathartic.
If you require medical advice write
DR.. R. V. Pierce who will give you the
| hest advice possible free
DR.. Pierces l ,OOO-page Medical AID
WISER" is the most useful doctor
book" published. A copy in stiff pa
per covers sent on receipt of FL one
cent stamps to pay expense of mailing
only; in cloth binding ten stamp
extra. Address DR.. R. V. Pierce, But
falo, N. Y.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
NEW WAY TO MAKE BUTTER.
Sweet Cream Poured Over Pads Which
Absorb All! but the Fat.

A committee of the Franklin insti-
tute of Philadelphia has just made
public it's report on the Taylor proc
ess for butter making. 1t is recon-
mended that Mr.. Taylor receive the
John Scott medal and premium In
recognition of the value of his inven-
ton.
In this new process sweet cream is
poured into shallow pans the bottoms
of which are covered with absorbent
pads. These pads are composed OF
heavy white plotting paper supported
on Turkish toweling, or some similar
material, and absorb from the cream
nearly all of its constituents except
the fat. The cream fat remains as
layer on the surface of the pads and
after several hours standing 1t may
be rolled off.
In this condition the product con-
tains rather too much water and milk
proteids; on this account, and because
of the absence of salt, it does not keep
well. If. however, the separated but
ter fat be worked and sailed In the
same way as the ordinary churned
nroduct the result is a fine grade OF
butter.
The process has the advantage OF
cheapness, since the pads may be used
over and over again, lasting, it is SAID
for six months of daily use. The labor
of churning is avoided and, on ac
count of the use of fresh cream In
stead of that which has stood to riper
for several days, the finished product
keeps better than butter made In the
ordinary way. The process has been
patented in the United States, CANADA
England. France and Germany.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Fannie D. Fax

through the advice of Mrs. Pinkham,
of LYNN. Mass, which is given to sick
women absolutely free of charge.
Mrs. Pinkham has for many years
made a study of the Ills of her Sex;
she has consulted with and advised
thousands of suffering women, who
to-day owe not only their health but
even life 10 her helpful advice.
Mrs. Fannie d. Fox, of 7 Chestnut
Street, Bradford, Pa, writes
Dear Mrs Pinkham -
81 suffered for a long time with womb
trouble, and finally was told by my physician
| that had a tumor ON the womb l did not
want to submit IT, an operation, 80 wrote you
| for advice received your letter and did as
you told me, and to-day am completely
cured. NY doctor says the tumor has disap-
| reared. and am once more VOL woman.
| believe lydia K. Pnkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the best medicine in the world for
| women"
The testimonials which we are con-
stant1ypublishing from grateful women
establish beyond a doubt the power OF
lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound to conquer female diseases.
Women suffering from any form OF
female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs.
Pinlyham. at Lynn, Mass She asks
nothing in return for her advice. 1t Is
absolutely free. and to thousands OF
women has proved to be more precious
than gold.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

,freouently the complexion be-
NO. u ole and sallow, there may be
comes attacks of bilious or sick head
freq"obh;yt liter taste in the mouth, tongue
ache' ybite or covered with a brown
ooa"u natnral. dry, harsh, or scaly
fur, 49, Of the skin, or branny erup-
oonoi',d nimples. There is likely to
uonss. ahackache.N with tired feelings,
pc ,de and sense of debility. There
issslsu ass;on of spirits with decided
Is oep, c to be discouraged and de-
seilu ndant There is loss or irregularity
annet;te. uneasiness in region OF the
OF appbo oppression, sometimes sour
stomao ch' Heart burn nausea and
s SOME brash." fatulency, and acrid
atot;ons: the bowels become irregu-
sau usually constipated, and occasion
Ia, INJECT to diarrhea, attended with
NY 49, nains. The foregoing symp-
t"ms are not all present In any one
".So nor are any two cases alike IN
every respect. s;uao.oa
r.or and cure biliousness is to treat it
az il is-the great, organic, human
sItor of the human system. Doctor
1r Golden Medical Discovery
.Jsnnses and clears 1T; invigorates and
sov;talizes this most important organ
NV it's wonderful Alternative power.
Terrible Case of Suffering Caused
by Liver Complaint.
~ pv PIERCE Buffalo, N. Y:
IN n.n~ Str-I will tell you how regained my
haaIth. though ought to have written lons
aso Have been well two years; seven year. and
=, 40 ma nSu months afterward could only say
never felt well The doctor said the trouble pc
49, vears Kidney and bladder trouble SCI
nr Tbj SaSi put me- in worse condition than
ever was before. Did not take step put % 4
would hurt my stoma ch so that 1T would III
nth gas and it would throw up my food tx
NV throat. / kept getting worse. my stom
sch hloated badly, until there seemed M
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
A Spectator.

q SpeCtdtUTs
I,ivin' calm and peaceful,
From excitement free,
7 read the daily paper
An that's fun enough Tor me.
Some are gettin' kidnapped,
An some are raisin' CAIN
Some are maxim merry
over other peoples pain
worlds a stage says Shakespeare
It's q truth profound,
An the curtain rises
When the. paper comes arouho'
Kines an plowmen movin'
In a plot that's fine to see,
I read the daily paper,
An that's fun enough 1or mo-
s-WaGhington Star.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

The method employed by the cap
tains of the Nile boats to keep the
natives away on landing Is to turn
the hose on them.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
AlabaStine
Your
Walls

Are you satisfied with the appear !
ance of your wallsl Do they come ]
up to your ideas. Are you putting on
coat after coat of sticky. dirty wall
paper. making a sandwich with sour
paste betweenf
] Alabastine is clean, hygionic
and wholesome and more than thar, 1T
is beautiful. The most artistic effects
] can be produced with Afabnstino-
The ALABAsTrNE Co. will furnish,
/. without expense to you, color schemes
! and harmonies for your rooms. If you
J are building or remodeling simply
.. ask for color schemes. giving size,
use and direction of light of rooms.
) Buy your ALABASTINE
: In original packages. Any dec
orator can apply it, or you can put it
! on yourself. Simply brush it on. 1t is
= a permanent, durable, wall finish.
t. Outwears two walls done any other
= way.
The best dealers sell 1t. IL yours doosn't.
= send us your name and We will sec that you
r are supplied.
2 ALABASTINE COMPANY
Grand RAPIDS Mich. New York City
1uu = = = = - = - = nBon u1o
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

uou will have more or less of the
II 30, you
tollowlng -
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
ALL SICK WOMEN
SHOULD READ MRS. f0x'S LETTER
In All Parts Of the United States Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND
Has Effected Similar Cures

Many wonderful cures of female ills
are continually coming to light which
have been brought about by Lydia II.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

w. N. u. Salt Lake-No. 1908
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09
CONSTIPATION AND STOM.
ACH TROUBLE CAN BE
CURED
y. s. Jansen, President of the Mil
waukee Retail Druggists Associa-
ton, Talks on the Dangers of
Constipation and Stom-
ach Trouble.

Have you noticed the large number OF
cases Of typhoid fever lateiyT' said Mr.. j.
s. Jansen to a Daily News representative.
ITO my notion typhoid fever, malarial fe-
yer, appendicitis and many kindred com
plants are the result of constipation, which
in many cases is allowed by the patient to
run along without proper treatment. You
Will remember when you were a child and
fle doctor was called, his first prescription
was a dose of castor oil, All physicians
enow the value of having the bowels thor
eughly opened. People, when they grow up,
allow constipation TO become chronic
through lack of attention. Constipation is
the failure of the bowels to carry off the
undigested food, which collects in the ali
mentary canal and there decays. general
irg poisonous disease germs. These germs
hnd their way into the blood by means of
which they are carried to every tissue The
Sever thus created affects not only the
lungs, kidneys, stomach heart and nervous
system. but in fact any organ Of the body
Is liable to break down as Il result. The
blood becomes thin and watery. The suf
ferer loses in flesh and strength. Castor oil
and Pills will not cure an atfiiction like this
Something more than Il laxative is needed.
There are many physics on the market and
we sell d great many, having probably the
most poDul3r store OF the kind in the city.
! do not often talk about manufactured
medicine, but the high esteem in which
Mull'S Grape Tonic is held by the drug and
medical fraternitieS has impressed me and
! know from actual experience right here
In our store that Mull'S Grape Tonic cures
constipation and stomach trouble positively
and permanently.
Grape Tonic is not physic but it i'm
mediatey clears the bowels Of the decay
ing food because OF the peculiarly strength
ening effects it eXerts over the organs of
the digestive system AS a tonic 1t is SUI
perior to the nauSeating cod liver oil COM
pounds. 1t builds flesh faster and creates
strength quicker than any other prepare
tion known to medical science. The ingred-
lentS are positively harmless, made mainly
from crushed grapes and fruits. Although
a full bottle might be taken at once, no
Inconvenience would result. | only wish
that people paid more attention to these
little details, which in themselves in the
beginning are Of slight Importance, but
which grow In magnitude until the most
serious trouble and some deadly disease
fastens itself on the constitution. There
Is really nothing easier to take than Mulrs
Grape Tonic. l hope you, through the in
6uence Of your paper, can bring the read
ers TO a sense Of the gravity Of allowing
constipation to become chronic
WRITE FOR THIS FREE BOTTLE To-
DAY.
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09
Signs of Evil Omen.

II dish towel falls from the hand
90 the floor you are sure to have com
pany At dinner that night. This APP
plies to the cook, the mistress of the
house and the hubby who helps his
wife wash the dishes. When you wind
the cuckoo clock be sure to pull the
chain on the right first. Don't wind
your watch at bed time. as 800 men
In 1000 have Il habit of doing; wind
1t when you rise in the morning and
start out fresh with it. When keys
rust In your pocket it is a sign of low
vitality, or salt atmosphere, or perspi-
ration. Don't turn up your toes; it is
a sign YOU are dead.-New York Press.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

mates that six after the Panama Canal completed
IL VIII command business of 100000 TONS and bring to
the government revenue of $1250OOO, little less
Than the operating and other expenses. If
can be increased to 100000 year the Panama
oala VIII be as profitable as the SueZ Canal is
w nile Mr. Penied reaches the conclusion that many
years the canal will not pay directly,
may be made to indirectly by Americans entering
snip owners into competition with Europe's trading
tons He predicts that effort part to
great merchant marine will opposition of
llsh German and French But he estimates that by
time the Panama Canal is opened United States will
have 100000 Inhabitants make our commOdt
ties dictators of supply and price.
The commercial feet at present under the American
flag it estimated, would not pay tenth the canals
operating expenses But if this is Increased in
years to what ought to be- it is believed the will
be success from its opening.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

TUNED BY THE EYE. even with the aid
of a piano. a Kentucky man has in
pented a tuning apparatus which can
be used by anyone. 1t is made in
the shape Of a square plate, which is
placed over the strings Of the instru-
ment close to the bridge. Pins extend
ing downward project from the cor
ners of this plate these pins resting
on the sounding board of the instru-
ment and forming a clamp, holding
the device in proper position. Reeds
Or tongues are attached on the for
ward end Of the plate, these reeds hav-
Ing elongated slots for the reception
Of screws for adjusting them. The
reeds are made very thin and deli
cate, in order to render them exceed
ingly sensitive. so that they will readi-
ly vibrate in sympathy with the sound
of the strings Of the instrument to
such an extent that their vibration
will be easily perceptible. The de-
vice is not intended to appeal to the
ear, but to the eye. The reeds extend
In close proximity and lengthwise over
the strings, it being understood that
for violins, for instance, the reeds are
adjusted to sound the tones which
correspond with the open strings of
the instrument. In order to bring q
string to the proper pitch the oper-
ator sounds the string by bow or by
hand, and when the corresponding reed
over this string vibrates sympathet-
ically with the string, then the lat
ter Is in proper tune, and if the reed
Goes not vibrate 1t is necessary for
the operator to either stretch the string
more tightly or to loosen the same,
80 that when next sounded the CORE
spending reed vibrates in sympathy
with the sounded string. When this
takes pIace the string Is properly
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09
IF YOU ARE A WOMAN
What Mrs. Ford Says Concerning Or.
Williams Pink Pills will Surely
Interest You.

at wish I could help other women ges
rid of certain physical troubles as conn
Dletely as I have succeeded in getting
rid of NINE" said Mrs. B. B. Ford, of
Pushmataha, Miss, recently. lyon
know" continued, "that woman's
health depends chiefly on the regu-
l8rity of just one function. If she
fails to keep that properly regulated she
has no end of physical misery. l suf-
fered from that one cause for two
wretched years, during one OF which j
was kept III bed all the time. l tried
medicines enough to cure any illness,
but nothing gave me the slightest bene-
fit until began using DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People. They cured me.
Why, was suffering all the time prac.
tically from sickness of the stomach.
dizziness or swimming in my head and
pain in my back. Now l am entirely
free from discomfort of that sort. L am
not only able to keep on my feet, but to
do nv work as q teacher, and to enjoy
the pleasures that come through the
possession of sound health.
within three weeks after beginning
the use of DR.. Williams Pink Pills I ex-
perienCed such relief that | knew they
must be adapted to the needs OF my case.
After using them for a short while longer
I became and have since remained q
well woman, and the reason why IS SIM
plv that [ took DR.. Williams PinkPIlls.'
These pills make uterine action reg
MAR and painless, Danish headaches, lam
Cuor, nervousness, create appetite, pro-
mote digestion, put color Ill the COM
plexion, build up strength and health.
Every woman should send to the DR..
Williams Medicine Company, Schenec-
tady, NY, for a valuable booklet, en-
titled g Plain Talks to Women" 1t Will
be mailed free in sealed envelope to the
address of any applicant. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills are sold By all druggists.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09
Disease Germs in Books.

The authorities of Salt Lake City,
alarmed by the spread of scarlet fe-
yer, diphtheria and other contagious
diseases among school children, have
adopted an ordinance which, it is
hoped, will greatly lessen if not en-
tirely stamp out these plaques. Such
diseases have recently been epidemic
among the children in the city and the
board of health decided that the germs
travelled in the school books and other
things carried by the pupils. The re-
suit has been the passage of an ordi-
nance which is probably more strin-
gent than any other Of the nd ever
adopted by any municipality
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09
Home Medicine Chest in Danger

Home Medicine Chest in Danger.
The ''home medicine chest is in
danger. If certain people have their
way, no one will be allowed to take a
dose Of any kind Of medicine in this
country except on a doctors written
prescription. The remedies that have
been brewed at home for generations
will be put under the ban Of the law,
and the use Of so-called patent" medi-
cines that are prepared in large quaint
ties from the best prescriptions of
leading physicians will likewise have
to 60 What honest reason any per-
son can have for attacking all proprie-
tary medicines few will understand.
Most of the standard remedies have
been in existence, and in common use
for many years, and to deprive the
American people Of them would be to
take away the remedies that every
family has almost constant use for,
and the use of which they thoroughly
understand.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

1t provides that none Of the school
books shall be covered with any mate
rial other than paper In all schools
in which there is free distribution of
books such books after having once
been used must be recovered and thor
oughly disinfected by the board Of
health.
A student once having received a
book shall keep it as long as that book
is necessary for his studies
1t is unlawful for the schools to
collect pencils, sponges or other arti-
Giles used by the students for the Dur
pose of redistributing them to other
students.
A violation of any provision of the
ordinance is punishable by a fine of
$25.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

With nearly SSOO,OOO,OO0 of the pre-
cious metal in his strong box, Uncle
Sam promises to worry through the
winter without suffering any great
privation. 1t is worthy Of note, how
ever, that the amount Of gold now in
and the indications are favorable to
a still further increase. There las
been an increased production of metal
and besides there is a steady inflow Of
gold from other countries, with moth
irS in sight tc warrant the opinion
that the current is likely to take the
ether direction.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

Bile so badly they were agonlZed VIII
pain in the back, head and l0ins, rheu-
matte attacks and urinary disorders,
I am glad to recommend such Il de
Deriving remedy.
(Signed) MARCUS +. MAYER.
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, \. \.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

tuned. This operation is repeated
with each of the strings Of the instru-
ment, and then the tuning device is
removed. 1t will be seen that when
the operator brings string to the
proper pitch the corresponding reed
vibrates with it. and consequently the
operator can see at a glance that the
string is properly tuned without de-
pending on hearing the sound itself
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

Coquelin and other
famous singers ana
actors. writes:
Gentlemen: | wish
as many suffering
men and women rs |
can reach to know
the excellence Of
Doan'S Kidney Pills.
[ was greatly benefit
ed by this remedy AMI
know il cured several
who had kidney trOU-
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09
Difference.

Singleton-I suppose your wife thinks
you are a treasure?
Wedderly-No; | guess she thinks !
am the United States treasury.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

A direct cable from the United
States to China and Japan is assured
by the grant Of the necessary conces-
sions by the Chinese and Japanese
governments to enter Shanghai and
Yokohama. The cable connections will
be made by extending the present
lines Of the Commercial Pacific Cable
Company, which run from San Fran
cisco to Manila by way of Honolulu
and Midway and Guam Islands. japan
will be reached by cable from Guam
direct to Yokohama; and China by
cable from Manila to Shanghai.
-:
On the battlefield where Custer was
slain the government is making Gem
etery Of famous Indian fighters. The
bones of the dead ere being removed
from the burying grounds Of the West
ern armyp posts and taken to the Custer
field in Montana, where the graves are
to be kept green.
Electricity is to be put to a novel
test by the Department of AgricuI-
ture. A laboratory is being fitted in
the division Of pathology for the pur.
pose of conducting experiments in the
growing of plants by the aid of an
electrical appliance. The experiments
are based on the theory that the
growth Of vegetable matter, which
ceases at shutdown, will continue
through the night if pro-ar artificial
light is supplied to stimulate the nat
ural developing powers Of the plants.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

difficult to make
improvements i n
this line. A device
very much in need
is a satisfactory
tuning fork for
string instruments.
1t is almost impos-
sible for an anna
teur to tune up a
violin or guitar,
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09

Perhaps the reason there are no
good cats is that when a woman gath
ers up the kittens, and decides which
to save, she always selects the pref
test.