The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

to think he built a bank-Harne-s
Bazaar.
William-There's one thing about
Miss Charming's house | don't Ike.
Arthur-Whsrs thstl WILLAMETTE
father.
Aeekly-Yes. we're going to move
70 swamphurst Doctor-But the ell
mate there may disagree with your
vile. Aeekly-It wouldn't dare.-Tit-
Bits.
Teacher-Now, Johnny, II your papa
caught one nsh Of three pounds. one Of
i've and one Of four, how much would
they all weight Johnny-Twenty.-
Harper's Bazaar.
Mrs. Flynn-An phwafs yer son
Moike doin' now, Mrs. Caseyf Mrs. |
Casey-shure. Moike amt doln' amy
thing, Mrs. Flynn. He's got a COVER
ment job.-sn Hopkins Book.
Hes thorough Bohemian Is Jack"
cried an actor in praise Of an acquAint.
ance. He'd give you his last shilling
without thought OF repayment" Yes,
or borrow yours on the same termsw
responded his friend.
Editor-So you want a position as
: weather reporter. ehl What do you
know about reporting the weather!
Hiram Boots-what do knowf Gosh,
! I've got the biggest corns In this here
county.-Chicago News.
Mamma-There. You have a black
eye and bloody nose and your coat
is torn to bits. How many times have
| told you not to play with that bad
Brown boyl Bobby-Gee, ma. Do I
look like we'd been e-playin' l-Cleve-
land Leader.
Modern Mother-why, child alive,
: what are you taking OF that dolly's
clothes fort Modern Child-I'm going
to famine her to see II she's been VAC
cinated. can't have 'erspreadin'
'tagion among my other dollles-Balti-
more American
"Ohl Ouch. Stop THAR yelled Tom
my. why, Tommy. aren't you ashsr1-
j 81" exclaimed his mother Il wouldn':
= cry Ike that II It were my hair that
was being combed." "I'u bet you
would II l was dom the combin'," re-
, piled Tommy, nercely.-Catholic Stand
, ard
You can't show me a single rea-
son." clustered the pater familias
= why we should 20 TO the seashore
L this summer" WHAT" cried his
!. wife, pointing to their quartet OF mar
Il riageable daughters. Il can show voJ
& four single Observation-Disclosures
= Press.
= What a nice little boy" said tbs
minister. who was making call
won't you come and shake hands
= nv SOM" "Nawg snapped the mic
= little boy. MY graciousl Don't yo'
y like meY Nav l had ter git mi
hands an face washed list becsus
10 you come"
There was a smell OF cookies in tn
n kitchen when Tommy made his morn
!, ing call on his grandmother. i sur
- nose YOU have Just had your breakfast
:. Tcnmy." she said. and you're nc
= hungry" "Gran'ma," he answered
= boys is always hungry. Gag
Tribune.
Jim Persimmons-I reckon oAts
ten-horse-power automobile. Pet
re Possum-Wot. You reckon dat IN;
dy chimes got ten times as much powe
on az dis horse O. mine? Jim Persin
ed mous-No; twenty times as much; %
I'D looks like a one-half horsepower hors
dat you got dar!-Puek-
ne Claa-You don't mean to say 70
Ia have been out skating all the arte
'sr noonl should think you'd be awful
ured. l suppose there was no piac
e1- where you could sit DOWN. Kate-Ol
ur- res. there were places all over u
ew ooud. l used them all. l guess.-Cll
De rinnatt Commercial Tribune
Miss screech-He said something
md vou about my singing last night didn
ha7 Aliss Feppsry-Well. be did T
. mark how funny the corners OF yo'
month hooked when you sang
- aasi How could be have seen them
! ~vbv not? He was sitting direct
behind you while you sang -ea'nO'
Standard and Times
A lady entered a railway stauon q
,a,Ddr-d miles from Edinburgh q
,ther day. and said she wanted q uSA
y To- London. The pale-looking Gle
.stsd. ~singier' 1T amt any OF 20
nu.in.xs." she replied. Il might ma
hs.n married a dozen times II Ia Il
q .hs nrovidin' for some poor shirue
" wreck Of a man Ike you
Tn. editor Of a country paper
LILY spologixed to his readers
- 49, LACY Of news somewhat after
s.,,owinx fashion: I'VE expected
go. . death and a marriage TO
.o,nce this week; but violent sto
Ia a-sxsnted the wedding. and the doe
J himself having been taken III MS
1snt recovered and " were acc"
,ngIv cheated out Of both
An Ir,shman was charged with
= ossnse Have you anyone
sor-t who will vouch for your 8
ss.-s.tsrY' oueried the judge
sorr: there Is the chief eons'aoie ,
a." answered Pat. The ehiei
~. Wa. amazed why. your hor
!, Son,t even know the man. protes
IN 10 wow. SORT" broke in Pat. ! d
!" lived in the borough for nesriy 1--WE
Years w n and If the chief eo .nsa
n sossn.t know me yet isn't mat
q character for year
The Hurry-ups
- C,,,msn-I guess you fellows Nv