Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1905-07-27

was fanQSO at OOOdys
Scotty is anxious to unload on Wall
street. He believes in 1'thesystem."
Grover Cleveland and Theodore
Roosevelt we've also asked to con-
tribute $500 each to, "Fads and
Fancies," but there is no evidence
to show that they complied.
Maybe they can find a congenial
Job for former Ass stsant Statistician
Holmes in Wall street. Mr. Holmes
is said to be versatile onfigures, and
Wall street doesn't mind keeping
on tap a few figures that lie.
There are few who will believe
Tom LoWson was sincere when he
said he is going to give back to the
American people millions Of dollars
when ne g)s from them wrongfully
until sToln actually delivers the
goods.
The death of Hon. Dan'l Lamont,
formerly President Cleveland's
private secretary during his first
term, and Secretary Of War during
Cleveland's second term occurred
suddenly last night at his summer
home in New York State.
1t now appears that the "good
th1ngs' capable of giving Senator
DepeW NEST satifaction were not
his bon moto but his dire ctorships.A
gentleman Wno holds seventy-tWo
ilohs with "a salary but nc work
attachment, can afford to jest right
merrily.
Reports from ConstantjnJple
state that somebody threw a DO nbst
theSuItan.C civilized peopledo not al
prove OF the bombmethod of reno>-
lag atyrannIcal monarch, bl, ;tW
civilized ptople woald regre t.t
Sultan being remove by sJAle .sss
i4Niuss means.
A 15-year-old hero rescue / i en- {
fcoiu drowning. When az Is
name he replid," Oh, go on, d ="
want ny name in no pa , Gar q
lott That's no,hing .Cutlt al : -
it. his english "a me-. iseautie'
leallislnthe rig . p l: '~st'EctN'
lerut- plea sahe IlOstc-
Htrod We k, the one-time fam
,us foot ali player, has just becom'
4 metnher of the New York stocl
exchange for a consideration of $50,
900. Whereas, he was al n time
the cynosure of all eyes, the idol o.
.he q idiron and worshipped by thu
sporting part of the nation, he is nov
only a commonplace business mar
He must feel the change in the posi-
ton very keenly.
1t is now feared that Thomas w
Lawson mey try to enter politics
conservative and timorous person
are specializing as to whether all thi
present noise is the fOrerunner of
political boom of some sort OF mere
Iy the result of LaWson's strenuou
organization. However, there is no
at present an office in the country
that Mr.. Lawson would find suites
10 his talents, SO far as the polit1ca
plums go. He would be No. l as
circus poster writer and press agent
he would be a "scream" in the &C
vertising business, and as a sideshoN
.'spieIer" would not be half bad, bu
as for being a governor or a congress
man, that is another matter. Uncl
, sam has nothing on hand just no
adapted to the peculiar temper;
mental obliquities of Mr.. Lawson
, character.
: "Bill, come home, Little Bella
sick, Marie" This is only one
many brief advertisements found
that part of newspapers devoted
'"Wants'and all those other curiol
announcements classed by printe
as "cheap columns,"yetthe pathei
appeal suggests a story of sadne
and domestic infeiiclty too often 10
with in a city. Most of the want a
i vertisements arecommonplace, Sol
! are quaint and curious, others mid
: Interesting and still others re-ec
the heart throoS of humanity, tie
ing of Suffering, misery and despa
Often have deserted Wv a
borrowing mothers resorted to t
columns Of the newspapers in t
hope that some trace of missing Oh
might be found. chip may
have e the message of omar
i but if he did and failed to hasten
j the bedside of s'little Bella'he /
a heart OF stone.
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