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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-09-14

Title Jacobson, Floy McMasters
Florence Davidson, Henry Burmeister
and Chas. and Clarence Working are
new students at the Pioneer College
this week. Read the college ad. in
this issue.
Ladies! Miss Mayberry has just
received fine new line of Fall hats.
The latest creation for Fall wear. If
A real dead-black, or "Flemish'
finish, is secured by the use of Dead.
Black Jap-a-lac, on picture frames.
fireplace fronts, andirons, gas fixtures
plate-racks, etc. Fiesler & McNeice
will sell you can.
The Davis and Empire Cream
separator best on the market. Fol-
sale or will trade for hoI--S. Town
send & Marshall.
The millinery opening last week 10y
Miss Mayberry was one of the best
this popular store has ever enjoyed.
The showing of fall and winter hats :,
in all the late and beautiful designs,
were highly praised by the large
attendance of laGies.
We have the exclusive agency
for Kratchwills Fau.o~s Chocolates.
Come in and have one with US at the
White Front Grocery.
We have town lots for sale at
prices ranging from $25 to SIS, on
terms of SIS cash and 81 per week at
6 per cent interest. We will be pleased
to show you these lots at any time.
Houghton Bros. tt
The "Model' meat market has one
of the best sausage makers ever in the
city; now if you doubt this statement
Just try some of his goods.
Miss Pauline Dahlem took we'll
earned vacation, and visited the state
fair last week. She reports an enjoy
able time, and is now back in her
accustomed place waiting on the
numerous customers of Dahlem's
Department store.
Draying of all kinds promptly at
tended to. Hard and soft wood for
sale. Give me trial. w. Mayberry.
Phone 204-3.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-09-14

Fur lined garments, this particu lar
class OF garments should be con-
sidered with much care, as many
unworthy garments will be offered at
seemingly low prices, they should
be purchased from absolutely re-
liable houses. We offer unavoidable
values at $25. 90 and $35 90. Mel. Blled.
Sewing machine needles and attach
ments for all kinds of machines at
the Singer Agency at Scherffius'
jewelry store.
DIR. J. A. Dubois and wife returned
Saturday from their extended
European trip, and were gladly
welcomed home by their many friends
and acquaintance of this city. We
hope in the near future to prevail
upon the Doctor to write brief
account of the incidents of his trip
for the benefit of the Herald readers.
For SALE: A good seven room
house, good barn for four head of
horses; corner lot. 66x165 Price
ST. 300. Houghton Bros. 6-tf
The First National Bank of Sank
Centre has the distinction of appear
ing in a list of Minnesota banks,
published in the Commercial West,
reporting surplus and profits larger
than so per cent of the capital. There
are only % of the 215 National banks
in Minnesota that make this
prosperous showing.
Miss Clara S. Larson, student of
Mrs. Cheny, of New York City, and
MIR. Chapman of Cambridge, Mass.
have been secured as teachers of voice
culture and elocution at the Glenwood
Academy Tor the coming year.
Tooth. DR.. Morgan. dentist, will be
AVVen, at the City hotel, Sank
Centre, Sept. %, "a, and rs. Teeth
pulled without pain. Cement filings
Soc. silver 75c, gold ST.. Best teeth |
$40 per set. Will make regular visits. |
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-09-14

The Glenwood Academy offers the
following courses: College, Prepare
tory, Normal, Commercial, Shorthand +,
and Typewriting, elemestary, vocal
and instrumental music and eiocu-
ton. For catalogue and particulars
write to Prof. Savre, Glenwood, MINI.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-09-14

Chron diseases cured. Diseases
Of women and children speciality,
Literature free. Dr.. E. D. Jones.
Osteopathic Physician, St. Cloud,
MINI. Phone 1851.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-09-14
CHARLES 7. 0ORION
Attorney-at-Law
Law and Collections OFFICE oven
Business Solicited s""~ OF saV~ CENTRE
SAUK CENTRE. MINNESOTA
Advertised Letters.
Mr.. Thorn. Linde
H. A. Phillep
Paul Stuumler
n p Roobar poStpoo 70,

The five cent cigar trade is now
running to Porto Rico cigars. In
view of this fact we have taken the
agency for the best genuine double
stamp imported cigar made to sell for
5 cts. Call for the Ell Proviso at
Fiesler & McNeice.
Argentina and United States.
Argentinas constitution is modelled
on that of the United States. Ameri-
can teachers have been called to
schools of the republic. The country
considers itself our rival in trade.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-09-14

Mrs. John Collins of Kansas City,
Mo-, arrived in the city on Friday.
Mrs. Collins was resident of Sank
Centre before the Indian outbreak in
1862. She removed to her present
home about five years ago, and this is
her first visit since that time. She
has hosts of friends in the city who
are glad to welcome her back if only
for short time.
Nellie Fuller, Denver-"My face
was full of pimples and black-heads.
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
has driven them away. People hardly
know me. I'm looking tDe." 80
cents. Tea or tablets. Hanson &
Emerson.
Do not fail to hear the Schubert
Concert company at the Congrega-
tional church next Wednesday evening
Sept. 20. This will make their fourth
appearance in this city and each time
they have given entire satisfaction as
high grade musical organization.
An entirely new program. Tickets
for sale at the Corner drug store.
Adults so cents, children under 10
years, 25 cents.
The Sank Centre High school
opened on Monday, Sept. II, with an
enrolment of five hundred and one,
and ninty-seven in the high school.
The instructors are w. H. Hollands,
Supt.; Mable Kells, Principal; Elsie
Burnham, Assist. Prin.; Bertha
Miller, Normal; Lottie Mott, eighth;
Edith Currier, seventh; Nellie
Vanderslius, sixth; Matte Moonan,
fifth; Hattie Gilman, fourth; Clara
Tennyson, third; Mrs. Gilman, second;
Alice Dean, first; and Jessie Burial,
urinary
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-09-14

Market for Maple Sugar.
The English are beginning to appre.
ciate our maple sugar and it is ex
pected that good market for it can
be made with them
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-03-23
....SCRAP BAG....

The man who hasn't joined the
Modern Woodmen Of America has
missed something Just how much he
will never know until he does join.
AS rule, the "scrap Bag" does
not approve of the joining habit, but
in the Woodmen you always get your
moneys worth. Sometimes, in fact
frequently, more.
Any man can be a Woodman who
has good heart action, reasonably
sound liver and who has managed to
keep out of jail up to the time he
abandons the sophistications and the
ignoble strivings of the artificial
world and is ready to content himself
with the silence, the inspirations and
the healing varieties of the forest.
There are a few other requirements,
such as weight, muscle, condition of
cuticle, sensitiveness to extreme heat
and cold; but they are of no conse-
Quence. Respectable burial is fur
nished in case Of such deficiencies
and other comforting assurances Civ
en- prospective applicants.
The only object Of Woodman is
to do good, and do it all the time.
Out in California not long ago a
WOOdman took bath--in bathtub.
He had been accustomed to the river
and didn't know how to manipulate
the pipes. An hour later he was TAX
en- out scalded to turn, and the doc
tor said there was but one hope of
saving his life, the requisite, in addi-
ton to his own bill, being fifty square
inches of skin. No Woodman had
ever before been found overtaken by
such a plutocratic calamity, and no.
body suspicioned that he was a Wood
man until the doctor found the brand
mark. The neighbors were notified
and next day they threw in and fur
nished the fifty inches Of skin, which,
in due time, was grated onto the
bare places of the scalded anatomy
The man got we'll and no suffering en-
a few square inches of cuticle never
posters a ''neighbor;;' he is used to it.
Yet Woodcraft is not a skin game.
This is the only instance Of grating
in the history of the order.
Some Would-graft-but they are
soon dropped.
The Modern Woodmen of America
were discovered by William Henry
Harrison Meyers directly after the
French and Indian war. The anthem
ITCHY of this fact can be confirmed
any day by asking r. A. BentZin. If!
necessary, he will make a speech, or
two speeches.
VIM. J. Bryan is u Woodman, and
there are others A. Fl. STADIUM, B.
M. Richardson, Jim Hill, Z. j. Cory,
A. A. Lidie and j. I'll. Kahonek. o.
L. Johnson is one and VIM. Kapper-
nick is two. Let the Lord deal with
them as He may. It's not for us to
say.
| know now why Mr.. Bryan is so
fearless. He has gone through the
jungles and the octopus looks like a
ground-squirrel. Then, he knows that
in case he is done for or horned
through, his widow and children will
continue to eat three meals day.
This is a very great comfort. Only
those who have widows and children
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30
VIOLATING GAME LAWS.

DERHAPS public authorities much occupied pre-
venting violation OF the game laws respect big game.
All along and the marsh lands that border them
waterfowl and hatch their the
for mistake suppose that all of the ducks fly far north
spring. reinforced by their young
The maard especially with considerable
and live the moist sedges of and ponds and
young These hoppers the young malards
called being slaughtered great quantities by snang
gnners They half grown for fight and
killed they flop the with their wings This
real sportsman. 1t gives the bird chance
and particularly violation OF the law. The ducks
should be shot their breeding waters the
1t encourage them and
for when they hunted these foppers
avoid
The kind OF sportsmen" who killing young
maads seng the black bass out OF The
game fish fine The law forbds taking
fish be taken with the hook only the
the best fish taken that way AS well permit
bass The day when the game
viii disappear how carefully protected by
clearing the work for elk and
But it possible protect waterfowl game
fish and have always reasonable supply.
The shooting oppers and the enng of black should
punished the Of the law 1t said temptation
young ducks furnished by the offer prices
gnem by private parties dealers this city, who
for their tables Luxury of that kind
those indulge in it should be ashamed of
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30

With the arrival of Miss Alice Roose-
Welt large and brilliant function will
grace the annals of society. Bur-
lingame will be very much alive, al
though there's a meagerness of infor-
nation for the present. II has leaked
out that preparations are in full force
for a very smart dance TO be given by
the Burlingame Club for the Presi-
dents daughter and the completion OF
the new clubhouse is being rapidly
pushed forward for the gala event
Miss Roosevelt will arrive the first
week in November.
The dances for the coming winter
have been authoritatively announced
as to date and a gay season is pre-
dicted.
The season opens with the brilliant
ball of the Confederate Daughters. and
others scheduled are the following:
The Greenway dances: Birthday and
dinner dance. November 4. December L.
December %, February %. March g.
Assembly dances, Mrs. Alfred Hunt
er VOORHEES, presiding: November s, No
vember q, January Is. January 20
Friday Night Club. Mrs. Ynez Shorb
White presiding: November II. Decem-
ber 15. January 5. February 3.
OcCTetdTy 1dIt anu party are e&pSCtcd
to arrive on October or s. and have
promised TO lend their presence to the
large charity ball which will be given on
the evening of October 8 by the United
Daughters of the Confederacy.
The uncertainty in the minds Of several
maids leaves our debutante list somewhat
in doubt, but among those who are TO
bow this season to gayety are Miss Gene
We've Harvey. Miss Hearn and Miss Caro-
line Mills.
Lieutenant and Mrs. David Trezzi Der
nadette Robinson) and Mrs. Luke Robin
son are in New York. where they have
stopped over a few days to show Lieu
tenant Trezzi about the metropolis. and
they will all be in San Francisco within
a week. This is very pleasing news. for
the Robinsons have spent so much time
away that their friends in San Francisco
are enthusiastic over their near advent
Mr.. and Mrs. Tallant will remain away
another year.
Miss Katrena Wright is expected by the
next steamer from the Philippines and
will be the guest for day or two Of Dr.
and Mrs. Alfred Hunter Voorhies. Miss
Wright Will journey directly then TO New
York, where her marriage TO a young
army surgeon is soon TO take place
The California Commandery of the
Naval Order of the United States held
its quarterly meeting and dinner at
the California Hotel on Wednesday,.
August %. Admiral Kempff, the Cali
forria commander. presided. with Cap
tain Moore of the United States steam
ship Chicago on his right. Lieutenant
Commander Bartlett of the Chicago was
also a guest of the comnandery-
A most enjoyable evening was pass
ed. the chief characteristic of which
was the sailors yarns. all of which
were interesting and most of them ex-
treTnely amusing. Although no busi-
ness WIS transacted at the meeting, II
was decided that the commandery
would entertain at formal dinner Rear
Admiral John G. Walker, formerly pres
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30
OCCIDENTAL
|. .ACCIDENT
By A. ]. Waterhouse.

LOVE the seif-assertive Ounce,
The gentle, talkful, yawpful ass,
l Who does explanatory stunts
When evenings at the play you pass.
He sits behind you quite benign,
And never can the chance resist
To drool his prattle asinine
So all the audience. must list.
To please his girl-sweet thing In red
He opes his echo-haunted head,
And talks, and yawps, and talks some
more,
To prove his thinker is small bore
Always of what all knew before.
You've heard the cuss? Then list to this.
And see how much his rant | miss:
THAT there is Hamliek.
You will see
That bats is with
His belfry free;
And that's Ophelyer.
Also queer
chap named Shakespeare
Writ this here
They'll be ghost
You needn't be
Afraid of it
It's safe, you see.",
So drools he on, his girl to show
How much of dramas he doth know,
Till thus 1 muse. to frenzy wrought:
Two souls without single thought!
love this Tll-inform-you ass,
And so do you-of course you do.
We dote on him-but let it pass,
Because, you know, it isn't true
We think We'll see a play so old
He will not dare his mouth to ope.
The hope is vain. and we are sold
who enters here, abandon hope.
He sits behind us in his chair,
And, oh. the girl in red is there
He opes his mouth and yawps and droois,
Nor zest explanatory cools,
This prince of ounces and of fools. .
We lose the play, its point We miss,
The while the dullard prates like this:
That there is Ever,
She is white,
But Topsy's niger
Blackish, quite.
Old Uncle Tom,
His hair is gray.
They's sev'ral niggers
In this play.
A wicked chaps
That overseer.
A girl named Baker
Wrote this here"
So prates he on to please his girl.
Ncr once his wagging jaw doth furl;
His hearers wish they neer were born,
For they adore him-in horn!
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30
= HAND AND A CHEER.

JJERE is hand for the man who
tries
And doesn't give up the endeavor,
Who captures the moment before 1t
flies
And makes 1t his own foreveri
Here is a hand for the man who strives,
Though the heav'ns be black above
him;
Who does the deed. though it fails or
thriyes.
Assured that the white gods love
himi
Oh. the hand is weak that offer here,
And it isn't a thing OF beauty,
Yet fain would lift 1t to gladden. and
cheer
The fellow who does his duty.
Straight on in the path OF his choos-
ing.
Unshaken by buffets. unhindered by
blows,
Unheeding a winning or losing!
Here is a cheer-for he is our best
For the man who is not a craven,
Who stoutly endures the ultimate test,
With strive" on his armor gravenI
Oh. the voice is whisper in which l
cheer
His soul TO the skies above him,
But though 1t be husky, he need not
fear.
For I know that the white gods love
him.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30

q
NV Oakland business man brought
home fair bride from the
southern part of the State, 1t was TAX
en- for granted that she had been cap
tured in the ordinary course of a low
ers quest, and beyond the first greet
ings by the groom's near friends, the
event made scarcely a perceptible rip
pie on the surface of Oakland society.
The vacation season, however,
brought together acquaintances of the
two contracting parties, and the ro-
mantle and spectacular nature of their
brief courtship was thus made known.
1t happened. according to this vaca-
tion gossip, that the Oakland man was
one day touring in his automobile when
he bethought him of a friend in Los
Angeles. and straightway he ordered
his mail sent hither. and turned the
two glittering eyes of his red charger
toward that city.
And 10. on the evening of the second
day he was there. With a final snort
the steed was brought to a standstill
in front of the postofice and the
knight errant joined the crowd who
had come TO get their mail.
In the meantime two damsels had
watched the stranger approach and
of the postoffice inspecting the strange
machine
May we not get in?" said one of
them.
You dare not" said the other.
Upon this the first maiden stepped
into the contrivance without hesitation
and sat down on the front seat SO
that when the knight came out, his
head bent low that he might read in
the dimness of the electric light the
letter which he had received, he had
seated himself and had almost released
his steed before he discovered the fair
one at his side.
by my goggles~ quoth he, as he
beheld the winsome creature. thou
art passing fair, and hast many a
swain among these folk. , trow; but
come with me for a spell and l will
take thee on the wings of the wind
about this fair old town of thine"
And sne being nothing 10th, they
sped away, she pointing out TO him the
places OF interest
On two points only would she not en-
tighten him-her name and the place
of her fathers abode And so though
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30

agreeable, and what do you think
With the grasshopper as bait. he had
caught sunfish with his tail,
What? Why the durn snake ate it,
of eoursei"
Now this was told by Mr.. Laughlin,
and all who hear it will know il to be
so.
'Tis a tale worth the telling, and
Mr. Laughiin has told it merrily and
oft. There may be some pessimists and
cynics who have given it ready ear,
but with curling lip and distended nos
tril, and who e'en have observed that
the refreshments should be on the Wat
rous cafes day manager.
And then the Laughlin countenance
grows set and purple as he stoutly
points TO his past reputation for vera
city.
The grass grows green in the spring.
ira la. as the sheen of a creme-de-
menthe-which has naught to do with
the story.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30
A HUNGRY SNAKE STORY

IT HIS is the story of man, shake.
a grasshopper and a fish; but it
is not a fish story, says the Den
yer Times. At any rate, James
Laughlin, day manager of the Watrous
be a solemn fact.
Did Laughlin ever lie?
He never had.
Therefore this story must be true.
He says:
Il felt in need of a little rest and a
few days ago went up to Routt County.
l finally ended up at a point about so
miles north of Arrow Head at the shore
of a little lake by a mill.
Il was tired and sat down TO rest.
While / sat there 1 saw something
moving in the grass quite near me.
watched closely, and there gliding
quietly down toward the water was a
snake. How big? Oh. about six feet
long. Yep. Funniest looking snake I
ever saw.
Il thought I'd watch the creature, al
though I'm not fond of snakes, you
know.
We'll. the snake paused and lay very
quiet. 1 wondered what the game
could be. Suddenly it gave a swish of
It's ldlA anu " dSlCillSlilHSIil Cdu6
in the curved bit of bony substance at
the end of its tail a grasshopper. Then
it started down toward the lake again.
1 confess 1 was puzzled, for how could
that snake eat a grasshopper with its
tail?
When the snake reached the water
he turned around and slipped back
ward until nothing but his head was
on the ground. / can tell you / was
interested, for l thought this must be
a snake which was going in for some
kind of a reform movement, giving
grasshoppers baths, maybe.
Suddenly the snake turned a somer-
sault and came bouncing out into the
grass, too near to me to be exactly
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30
THE SMART SET :. :.
By SALLY SHARP

ident of the Panama Canal Commission.
if ne should make his promised visit
TO San Francisco this fall
The marriage OF Miss Edith Muir snd
Thcrnhin Carn1any will take place on
next "Wednesday at the home OF the
bride on Washington street at
o'clock.
Miss Elsie Dorr. who has recently re-
turned to town will be the guest OF
honor Tomorrow at an informal tea
given by Mrs Helen Bailey
Mr.. aud Mrs william Lindsey Spen-
Ger have issued invitations for the
christening Of their little son. to take
place next Saturday afternoon at the
Spencer home on Vallejo street
Miss Edith Downing z Will be one Of
to-day's guests at Il luncheon given by
Miss NoeIle de Cola at her home ia
Oakland.
Miss Gertrude Bates will entertain ar
bridge on Friday night at her home in
BeIvedere.
d. o. Mills. with his grandson. ogden
Mills Reid, IS in New York. having just
arrived from London.
Mrs Phoebe Hearst has filled her
home "WyntOon" with guests for the
past two months. but will leave in a
fortnight 10 entertain a house party al
the Hacienda
Mrs. Richard L ogden and Mrs Z
B. Booth have returned from SIX
weeks visit TO Santa Cruz Mrs. Og-
den will visit her daughter, Mrs ; l.
Abbott, at 2511 Pierce street, until Mrs
r. H Pease returns from Portland.
which will be about the middle OF Sep
tember.
Miss Jennie Mcmillan. who is trav-
cling through the Orient, viii be the
guest of Bishop and Mrs Sidney Cat
lin Partridge during her visit in Kioto.
Japan.
Mrs. Truxtun Beale will leave for the
East during the early part OF Septem-
Der and will meet Mr. Beale. the two
then going for short trip to Europe
Mr.. and Mrs William Wiltshire. with
Miss Jane Wiltshire. will spend the
winter in Los Angeles and have rented
their Bakersfield home
Mrs. Richard Sprague and her daugh-
ter, Miss Alice Sprague. are expected
in town on Friday from San Rafael.
where they have spent the summer.
They will go Immediately 10 their home
on Broadway.
Mr. and Mrs William c. Hsnshaw.
who have just arrived from a tour OF
the world. will not remain IN this vi
cinity, as was ar nrst planned In
place OF spending any time at their
country home they are preparing TO
leave for New York. where they will
spend the winter.
Mr. and Mrs. Powers Gourand. who
have been spending the summer in Eu-
rope, returned last week and are at the
Gourand country place at LarchmOnL
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30
TO A SICK TYPEWRITER.

My old typewriter, ears have gon
But you ar justt thE same.e
No bad effect has TING xxx upon
Alignment
key or xxx frame.
Why. I reMeMber years RS ago
When /, new in the game
Would max mistakes t(no longer SOC,
& let youxX tax the BLAME,
But youx weretrue & didnot k ick
n neverdoso n o W,
Il that is Why l fain must stick
TIL Sc laurels on your brow.
My old typewriter, Don't get i'll.
We e may max thing shum-
If girl nographers don't fill
Thy joints wit h Chewing gum.3
New York Herald
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-30

"a LASp said the young physician,
~ II fear that 1 cannot cure him.
why not?" the older practi-
toner inquired.
"Because-woe is met-there does
not appear to be anything wrong with
his vermiform appendix, and so can
not operate on him..
still you must not give up hope,
was the soothing response. You still
must operate"
''Why so? For what reason?"
why, to ascertain il you are not
mistaken in thinking that there is
nothing wrong there
So the young physician went away
as one in whose breast a new. bright
star of hope has risen.