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Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

The managers OF the State Normal
School at Monmouth are not dis
couraged in the least by the conditions
brought about by the referendum,
and are planning to make the year
19O5-O6 better than any year in the
history Of the school. With the new
six years course, the institution will
be as strong as the best Normals Of
California, and the attendance oi
students will be largely increased
The Monmouth school will demon
strate the fact that it is filling a posi-
ton OF usefulness and importance
in the educational field, and that the
funds heretofore voted to it by the
state have been wisely and honestly
used in building up a real Normal
school, and not an institution for the
education Of primary pupils at enor-
nous expense to the taxpayers. The
attendance OF young men and young
women who are earnest in their desire
to perfect themselves in the teaching
profession, and the good work that
will be done by the school during the
next year in the face of existing con-
ditions, will prove that the Monmouth
Normal has been true to its name all
these years, and that it has been
worthy of every cent Of state aid that
it has received.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
/. Falls City notes e

Miss Mary Quick has moved to
PendletDn, where she is to teach next
year.
Mrs. E. E. Gillian, of Salem, is
visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs.
Meyer.
Many people from Falls City
attended the picnic at Rickreall last
Saturday.
Bert Teats, of Dallas, has been
working in our town the last week, in
behalf of a Portland firm.
Newt Guy, of the firm of Guy
Brothers, of Dallas, has been visiting
his sister, Mrs. VIM. Ellis.
Mrs. Susan Bryant is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Mamie Hogue in Port
land, and will also visit her son viii,
at Moro.
Misses Alberta and Samantha Hart,
who have been attending and teach
ing school here, have returned to their
home near Philomath.
Hon. G. w. Myer and wife, of
Smithf1eld, visited their daughter,
Mrs. H. G. Seymour, during COM
mencemept week.
The graduating exercises of the
Glass Of 1905 passed off without
hitch, there being eleven graduates
from the eighth grade and two, Nellie
Ross and Clara Montgomery, from
the tenth grade.
The board of directors has hired
Mrs. Jessie Meyer, Miss Halle
Morrison, Miss Ruby Reese and H. G.
Seymour, as teachers for the ensuing
year. They have raised the salaries
Of the grade teachers to $45 per month,
and the Principal from sos to $50 per
month.
The annual election of school officers
last Monday was we'll ATTENDED. The
reports show that the district is tinan-
cially in the best condition it has ever
been, and is almost out of debt
George M. Tice was elected director
for years and Ira Mehrling for one
year. Josh Talbot was elected clerk.
The vote for consolidation with dis
trict No. so was very close, butresulted
in a majority for consolidation.
District No. 60 did not vote upon this
matter, so there will be no consolida-
tion,
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
COMMENCEMENT AT NORMAL
Large Crowds Attend the Closing
Exercises at Monmouth.

The twenty-fourth annual COM
mencement of the Oregon State Nor
NAL School, at Monmouth, began
Saturday evening with the opera,
BELLS Of Corneyille, "by the students of
the school About thirty young people
took part, and smooth and finished
performance was given. On Sunday,
the baccalaureate sermon was
preached by DR.. Il. G. Oakley, Of
Eugene, the text being 'The Five
Loaves and Two Fishes" A fine
program of sacred music was given
by the Normal chorus.
The closing Student Assembly was
held Monday morning, and the tennis
tournament took place at p. IN. In
the evening, the literary societies held
a joint session, at which time there
was a good literary and musical pro-
gram, followed by "a reunion Of old
students.
The Class Day exercises were held
Tuesday morning, and consisted Of
vocal and instrumental music, address
of welcome, class history, orations,
prophecy, class poem, etc, Following
the exercises, the graduates planted
the class vine, and, with appropriate
ceremony, came the burning Of
records, with the farewell song as a
conclusion.
On Tuesday evening a concert Of
classical selections was given by Prof,
William Graham, OF Portland; Mrs.
May Babbitt and Miss Florence Bow
den, of Monmouth, and Miss Myrtle
Lee. of Portland.
The graduating exercises were held
in the chapel Wednesday morning.
The program was good throughout,
aud as whole is considered the best
ever given by a Normal graduating
class. The Alumni program was
given Wednesday evening and Thurs
day morning, ending with the ban
quet Thursday noon. The Alumni
dance at the Auditorium Thursday
night concluded the weeks exercises.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
INDEPENDENCE NOTES.

INDEPENDENCE, Or, June 22--
Mrs. Susan Jones has returned from
Portland, where she visited for several
days.
Miss Bertha Davis, of Corvallis,
visited Mrs. o. d. Butler the past
week.
Mr. and Mrs. U. L. Frazer spent
the past week in Portland at the Fair
and visiting relatives.
Raymond Henkle, of Southern Cali
fornia, visited relatives here Wednes-
day and Thursday.
Mrs. John Johnson, of Portland, is
visiting relatives in Monmouth and
Independence.
Miss Pearl Cooper Of Portland, is
visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. S. Cooper.
Miss Helen Calbreath, of Salem, is
guest of her aunt, Mrs. A. NJ. Hur-
ley, and family.
w. H. Patterson, of North Yakima,
Wash, visited his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. T. A. Patterson, during the week.
There will be races on the Indepen-
dence race track Saturday afternoon.
Several good races have been arranged
for and some tempting prizes offered.
This will be the dedication OF the new
race course.
The Lewis and Clark Club has
elected Miss Garlin Hill as their repre-
sentative on "Sacaj jawea Day" at the
Lewis and Clark Fair. At this time,
Miss Hill will receive on behalf of the
club, the flag which wells the
Sacaiawean statue. This flag becomes
the property of the local club through
the winning Of a contest several
months ago. Miss Hill is the daughter
of the late Henry Hill, the pioneer and
founder Of Independence.
Independence sent large delega-
ton of her citizens to Portland on
Corvallis-Independence Day at the
Lewis and Clark Fair. An excursion
train from Corvallis, in two sections,
took large crowds. A number of
ladies from Monmouth and Inde-
pendence held informal receptions in
the afternoon. Punch was served by
the Corvallis ladies, while quantities
of fine cherries were given out by
Independence ladies.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
W. R. BIRKS COMMITS SUICIDE
Former Polk County Farmer Ends
His Life In Temporary Fit
of Dependency.

In fit of despondency caused by
ill health, w. R. Birks, former Polk
county farmer, committed suicide by
shooting himself in the head and left
breast with a revolver, at his home in
Albany, Tuesday afternoon. Mr..
Birks formerly lived near Ballston,
and moved to Albany after the death
of his wife about one year ago. The
Albany Herald gives the following
account of the sad affair:
"W. R. Birks, for the past year
resident of Albany, where he con-
Quoted a dray business until last Sat
urday, committed suicide Tuesday
afternoon, by shooting himself in the
head and left breast with revolver,
and died after several hours during
which time he was unconscious. Mr.
Birks was in his usual good spirits
during the forenoon, and was engaged
in trying to perfect deal for the
Walker & Snyder store, and with the
deal unprotected he went home about
80 o'clock. He spoke pleasantly to
some of his children as he entered the
house, then passed upstairs, sat down
on the side of the bed and shot him.
self. His Oldest son, a youth OF 20,
was down town at the time; another
son, aged Is years, had gone to Yam
hill county earlier in the day and the
daughters and smaller sons were in
the house when the father shot him
self. Medical assistance was at once
secured but nothing could be done to
save the mans life.
''The wife of Mr.. Birks died year
ago, when the family resided on their
farm near Amity. At the same time
sister Of Mr.. Birks died, and short
time before a daughter had passed
away. When Mrs. BirKs died, the
family moved to Albany, where Mr..
Birks bought the q dray business.
This he conducted until last week,
when he sold to Eliff & Snow, retiring
from the business with a view to be-
gin merchandising.
"When Mr.. Birks entered the house
he seemed to be in pleasant mood
He spoke kindly to the daughters, as
he went to his room where the deed
was committed Immediately. In an
unconscious condition the man ling
cred until 5 o'clock Tuesday evening
when he passed away. Deceased was
45 years old. He leaves four sons
and two daughters,
"Mr. Birks had been in poor health
for some time, and this with grief for
his loved ones who had passed away,
and a general disposition to worry
over business affairs, is supposed to
be responsible for his rash act, which
was committed in fit Of despondency.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

INDEPENDENCE, Or, June 22-
Mrs. Susan Jones has returned from
where she visited for several
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

s. p. Kimball, of Salem, was in
Dallas, Tuesday.
Frederick Boals, Of Nebraska, is
visiting his uncle, Councilman H.
Boals, of this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Boyer came out
from their mountain ranch on the
headwaters Of Salmon River yester-
day.
@, B. Mayhugh, Of Mansfield, Ohio,
is in Dallas on a business visit He
is practical clay worker, and is
seeking a location for brick and tile
factory.
Miss Ora Daniel has been out from
Illinois, visiting her cousin, L. d.
Daniel. Mr.. Daniel will leave for
Garnet, Kansas, Sunday morning, to
visit his aged mother, who is rapidly
failing in health.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

Contrary to the impression which
appears to be held by some persons in
inland towns, the exhibits palaces at
the Lewis and Clark Exposition are
open free to the public. The fifty-cent
admission fee includes admission to
every building on the Exposition
grounds, except, Of course, the shows
on the Trail Toilet arrangements
are also free. The exhibit buildings
are open from eight in the morning
nntil seven in the evening, except on
Sunday, when the Exposition does not
open until one clock in the afternoon.
The Traii attractions are closed on
Sunday, but the exhibits may be
viewed on that day as on other days,
with the exception of those in the Gov
building.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

Good progress is being made in the
case Of the United States against
Senator John H. Mitchell, the trial OF
which was commenced in Judge De-
Haven's court, Tuesday. 1t was
generally believed that great difficulty
would be experienced in selecting a
jury, and no little surprised was
caused when the necessary twelve men
were secured out of the first twenty
five jurors summoned. All but two of
the jurymen are farmers. J. A. Bax-
ter, OF Dallas. is one Of the men
chosen to try the aged Senator.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
PRETTY HOME WEDDING
Miss Sena Lynch Becomes the Bride
of Charles BiIyeu.

Mr.. Charles Bilyeu and Miss Sena
Lynch we're married at the home of
the brides parents, MI. and Mrs. [. V.
Lynch, in Dallas, Sunday afternoon,
June 18, 1905, Ed. G. L. Lobdell,
pastor of the Christian church, offici-
ating. The wedding took place at
o'clock, and was witnessed by few
near relatives apd intimate friends of
the contracting parties. After the
ceremony, delicious refreshments
were served. The beautiful wedding
presents were greatly admired by the
guests, many gifts having been re-
ceived by the bride at the SHOWER
party given her by the ladies Of the
Christian church few days prior to
the wedding.
The bride is the youngest daughter
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Lynch, and was one
of Dallas most popular young women.
Her amiable manners made her a
favorite with all, and she has a wide
circle of friends. The groom is an
honest and industrious young man,
and is we'll known in Polk and Linn
counties. Mr.. and Mrs. Bilyeu will
visit his relatives in Linn county for
a few days, and will then go to New
port to make their home. The best
wishes of many friends go with them
in their new life.
Those present at the wedding were: /:
Mr.. and Mrs. f. A. Stiles, Mr.. and
Mrs. J. D. Smith, Mr.. and Mrs. H. G.
Dimiok, Mr.. and Mrs. G. L. Hawkins,
Mr. and Mrs. +. ]. Morrison, Mr., and
Mrs. ID. A. Madison, Mr.. and Mrs.
Alvis Lynch, Mr.. and Mrs. Glaud
Lynch, Mrs. J. Viggers. Miss Grounds,
Miss Effie Brown, Miss Minnie Roy,
Miss Lewis, Miss Meta Morrison, Miss
Sena Morrison, Messrs. Lot Shreve,
Azure Ford, and Masters Herman
Hawkins and Harry Madison.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

W. w. Cotton, of Portland, has been
appointed by President Roosevelt to
succeed the late Judge Bellinger as
United States district judge for Ore
gon. Inasmuch as Mr.. Cotton has
stated that he would be unable to enter
upon his new duties until September
1, the appointment ID to take effect at
that time. He is an able lawyer and
a clean man, and his appointment is
satisfactory to the people of Oregon.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

He was member of the Woodmen of
the World and the Women Of Wood
craft, carrying in the two orders $4,000
insurance in favor Of his children.
In addition he leaves them the farm
in Yamhill county and other property
in all valued at fully $4,000"
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
heln Wanted.

Party with bicycle, or horse and
buggy, to work in country territory
on proposition that is a sure money
maker. Exclusive territory. 1t costs
nothing to investigate Give address
in first letter, and 1 will call and ex-
plain the proposition.
L. A. MATTHEW'S,
Dallas, Oregon.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

The East Oregonian advises Pendle-
ton people to have all the fun they
can in Portland, but to trade at home,
That is good advice for any Oregon
town, remarks the Roseburg Review.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
For Sale.

Five thoroughbred early Cotswold
male lambs for salei also cherries.
Mutual Phone No. 148.
JAMES ELLIOTT.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23
Uhdt are HumOrS? !?

They are vitiated or morbid fluids oours-
ing the veins and affecting the tissues.
They are commonly due to detective diges-
tion but are sometimes inherited.
How do they manifest themselyesP
In many forms Of eutaneous eruption.
salt rheum OF eczema, pimples and boils.
and in weakness, languor, general debility.
How are they expelled? By
H0OdS CGESGC1TiLL0
which also builds up the system that has
suffered from them.
It Is The best medicine Tor AZ humOrs
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-06-23

The Lewis and Clark Exposition is
now wide open. Hit the Trail
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19
An Expert Opinion.

"What," asks the eager youth, " is the difference
between art and artiiciality?'
The graybearded philosopher thoughtfully tugs at
his whiskers and revolves the problem in his mind.
" shall endeavor to make it plain and simple to
you," he remarks at last. On the hand, con-
slider the portrait Of a womans face; on the other
hand, consider the face itself. Art and artifciaty
--Daint and nowder,-see?"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19

where is my husband 2" asks the Of her brothern
to visit them for the first time in fifteen years.
and who has taken the husband out with him to dinner
"He's still seeing the town. explains the broher-inaw
He said while that he had idea the town had
much fifteen years. and that while he about he would
it ALL"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19

the whooping cough?' asks the caller. It's
too bad. She has always seemed so terribly
afraid that they would catch that disease.
She must be awfully exercised over It,"
"No," explains the friend :" She really
seems happy about it,
"Happy?"
"Yes, You see, she Is absolutely sure they
took It from the children of the rich family
In the next block to her house"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19

AACA4ASo CAV oAA ~ O4l1~
ces In mems secret
societies.
Again, there are
a few people who
really brag over the
ease with which
they catch cold.
E. .s *
We are patiently
waiting for some
high browed scien-
tist to happen along
and prove that chill
blains are Cor is)
caused by a bacillus.
*
Son, ambition new
er yet took the place
of industry. Ambi;-
ton is merely the
spyglass that let's
you see the, point
ITO which you must
q :
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19

It Is always the other fel-
lows money that talks so
loud. a.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19

TO while away an idle after
noon, get out your pencil and
paper and figure up how
much Methuselah would
have spent If he had paid the
premiums on thousand dol
lar old line policy from the
time he was twenty years
old. -,.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19

IF.
" If this were in Panama, tropical
country" says the who takes CHEEKY view Of
things eft would be worth hundreds Of dollars
square yard"
" If it were in Panama, anywhere else but here'
the who has neglected to put in his winter
coal, it would be worth blamed sight than
1t Is to me-"
With bitter smile he goes into the street and slips
and falls at the next
LOOKING Ahead.
But why do you carry two Of every kind Of germ.
father?" asks Ham, during the cruise Of the ark.
Because" Noah explains " after while there
are going to be many people the earth that
less Of them find reason to be scientists
there will be too much idleness"
Saying which, he makes the two feas move over
the other dog that the first dog sleep little
WHILE
important Germ.
"T have found gerrn,' announces tho emf
nent savant
"Ah, indeed?" asks the friend "And what will
I be It's effect?"
"It will produce twenty magazine articles, five
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19


lows money that talks so
loud.
To while away an idle after 81
noon, get out your pencil and f
paper and figure up how
much Methuselah would II
have spent if he had paid the
premiums on a thousand dol
lar old line policy from the
time he was twenty years
old. ~.
A writer who argues against
d6colleta dress for women
raises many objections there
to-and neglects the greatest
objection, the price.
Love. dear reader, Is a state
of mind wherein you wonder
what on earth the girl can
see in you to admire. Jeal-
ousy Is the state of mind
Wherein you wonder what
under the sun she finds in
teresting in your rival.
You can't play hockey from
the school Of experience.
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Experience and observation
lead us to believe that
Madame Recamier, or Main !,
tenon, or whoever the French u
lady was who was said to /
have retained her youthful
beauty to the age Of 90, has bee
Health culture is the same {
week.
Because of the great stride
a 1902 turkey to show how thar
1t Is a shame that Cadmus,
cient business foresight to inve1
some sort Of a legacy for his
heirs.
Why poke fun at him? The
football hero lasts longer than
almost any other kind.
o. yes, there are plenty of
men who could invent really
sensible college yells. but who
would yell that sort:
It is wonder to us that
wouldbe inventors Of airships
do not take q, silk hat for a
model, and Of perpetual motion
machines a gas meter.
This thing Of showing how
thankful you are is merely an
other way Of running up house
hold expenses.
~
There are folks who try to
hedge their yards with the FAM
fly tree.
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why is it that nobody places
any confidence in the claims
made by so1np men that they
prefer the upper berth in a
sleeper?
After all, a peacemaker is
merely the only lucky one
among the innocent bystand-
ers. ..-
Beauty is only skin deep, and
complexion is usually put on
top Of the skin.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19

"Yes. l have accepted Percy.
"But do you think he makes
enough money to get married?
20. dear no. But he makes
enough to be engaged on.
~@@+
Proved the Brand.
"Send steward here" orders the club
member, when the waiter has brought him
the Scotch highball.
"Look at tnatr' thunders the member
when the steward appears.
AT what, sir?" inquiries the steward.
AT that highball. It's half full OF saw
dust What on earth do you mean by per-