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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
Assam GoDDARD IN, ASSEMBLY.
The McManus Leads n Losing Fight on Bill
10 Help Unearth Policy Games.

ALBANY, Feb. ie.-Onoe more Assembly
man Arthur c. Wade OF Chautauqua APP
pears IN opposition to any kind Of legisla-
ton that will aid in the prosecution Of gam
bling joint propretors Last year this
statesman, and friend OF Justice Warren
u. Hooker bitterly assaied the bill desired
by District Attorney Jerome to convict
Garfield He also opposed the bill giving
the Goddard society the fines collected
from convictions on evidence furnished
by that society.
To-day he stood pat on his position taken
a year ago IN relation to the policy players.
But despite his arguments against it but
Tour other Republican members voted
against the bill, which is designed to aid
the Goddard society in it, work Of running
10 earth the policy game proprietors in Now
York city. The Republicans who voted
against the bill which vas introduced by
A7semblyman Prentice (Rep., y. " We're
Knapp OF Clinton, Sheldon of CattaurauRts,
who sits across the aisle from MIR. Wade.
Wemple OF Schenectady. Wade and also
BROOKS OF Erie.
Assemblyman Mchlanus led the oppo-
sitlon TO the bill and made an attack upon
Capt Goddard Mr. McManus endeavored
10 creute the impression that he was OPP
posed to policy playing and that the only
reason he opposed this bill was that Capt.
Goddard inHsqueraded az being the only
one IceUOuSlple Ipl IOutJ CouN iSlloilSs
He said
Capt. Goddard is gentleman who is
in earnest in his work IN suppressing this
miserable game but when he comes TO the
Legislature with such bill as this his ideas
are al variance with the laws of the State
of New York and the people OF New York
city. Capt. Goddard goes around trying
to make people believe that he pays all the
money for this work out OF his own pocket
lie likes to make people believe he Is n
philanthropist but he comes here TO drag
money out Of the pockets OF the people
and then 20 and make the people think
he j. paying for il all himself We don't
want any more ~ these private societies
to get the peoples money and then have
their leaders 60 around with mask on
their faces and say we are paying for u all
ourselves
Assemblyman Hornidge tlaml had made
n plea that he hoped every Democrat would
vote for the bill. This ncensed The Nc
Manus for he turned and said
Mr. Hornidge cant deliver the Demo
cratic vote. GOOD God | don't think he
can deliver his own vote"
The bill was defended by Messrs Prentice
Burnett and HoInidge II was passed 10y
a vote Of q? to2l. 10 Democrats voting gainst
II.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
SUBMARINE BLOWS UP; 4 DEAD
FIRE STARTS WHILE CREW ARE
FILLING GASOLINE TANKS.
one OF England's New Underwater ships
Meets Disaster on Day She Was 10
Have Bcen Used In Naval Lecture
Wen OF Rescue Party Among Injured.


QUEENSTOWN. Feb. l6.-An explosion
If sasolene on the British submarine tor
,edo boat A 5. which occurred here to-day,
killed Sub.-tieut Spinner, the commander
81 the boat. and three men Of the crew
Fourteen others from the submarine and
from tho torpedo gunboat Hazard who
went to the rescue we're injured
The boat. one Of the new type Of English
submarines. had been towed TO Queens
town and was to have been used to-day
hv Capt Hall Of the Hazard to illustrate
a lecture to naval officers on The Useful
ness of the Type
The submarine at the time Of the eI
plosion was lying on the surface al moor
ings. She was In command Of Lieut.
skinner and was manned by a crew Of
fourteen men. some OF whom were at work
filing her gasolene tanks. Like others
Of Great Britain's new under water navy
,he uses gasolene engines when above
water and electric motors when submerged
In some way the gasolene caught fire
and the explosion which followed and which
could be heard for miles, sent the men Of
the crew flying into the water
A rescue party at once put out from
the Hazard. which was lying near by. They
had no sooner reached the burning sub
marine than a second explosion occurred.
scarcely a man from the Hazards crew
e.cared uninjured and some Of them, it is
feared. will die.
After the explosion the submarine caught
fire and it was only by great efforts that
she was docked in time TO prevent her COM
plete destruction When a search was
made two bodies we're found in the boat
OF the injured nine we're taken to the
Haulbowline Hospital here. One Of them
was Lieut. Skinner, VINO died in the hos
pital
An inquiry into the cause Of the accident
will be begun tomorrow.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
sHORTAGE IN ARMY FINDS.
Capt. Lante May Have to Make Good
Though He Isn't Incriminntcd

WASHINGTON. Feb 10 The disappear
ance Of about 81 coo from the funds of Capt
jacques De l. LATTE, L. S. A quarter
master Of the transport Logan has been
discovered. according to information re-
oeived at the War Department. Upon
Capt. Laittes request a board has been
appointed to investigate the shortage
Il is. said at the Department that Capt.
Latitte. while responsible for the funds,
is in no way incriminated and that the real
culprit is known. If it develops that there
will be a loss Capt. LATTE will have to
make good the amount to the Government,
no matter who took the money. unless he
can be relieved by Congress
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
FIGHT on SBiINF STATEMENT.


h'i'I' bWhN'
WAsHINGtoN. Feb. ie.-C NJ Coston a
Pensacola lawyer was witness in the
S~ayne impeachment case in the Senate
to-day He described the scene in court
when Judge Swayne sentenced Beden
and Davis for contempt Belden was
decrepit and paralyzed, and Judge Swayne
displayed the bitterest kind Of personal
feeling The sentence upon Belden and
Davis was Immediately carried into effect
Manager De Almond stated that Simeon
Belden had not arrived in Washington,
and. with the exception Of his testimony
the case Of the prosecution was closed
He asked the counsel for Judge Swayne
to proceed with lis case with the under
standing that Judge Belden should be
examined upon his arrival. MIR. Thurston
replied that it was agreeable to the respon-
dent to await the arrival of Judge Belden
Manager De Almond suggested that the
managers desired 10 introduce the state
ment and testimony Of Judge Swayne
before the House Committee on the Judi
ciary. but did not care to ask the pre- iding
officer to rule gain on the question
Mr.. Bailey said he hoped the managers
would gain offer this testimony and said
II they did not be would He wanted
the Senate to consider fully the question
OF the admissibility of Judge Swayne's
statement Mr. Bailey asked unanimous
consent for suspension OF the rules and
that the Senate proceed to consider the
question without closing the doors Mr.
Scott objected Then Mr. Bailey moved
10 close the door, roll call waa ordered
and the vote Il God: Ayes So noes IS. SO
the doors were closed
In executive session the Senate discussed
the admlssiblty of Judge Swayne's state
ment and adjourned at $50 with the ques-
ton still unsettled. Tomorrow mornings
session will begin at II O'Clock. and the
Senate will go into executive session imme-
diately to continue discussion Of the ques-
ton.
Ii is declared by number OF Senators
that Judge Swayne5 statement il adj
mitted viii compel the Senate 10 vote for
his conviction Others hold that this state
ment is immaterial To-day's debate wac
between some OF the best lawyers ia the
Senate, including Messrs. Spooner. Bailey,
Foraker and Bacon. Mr.. Spooner holds to
his view expressed in the vote the other
day that the testimony should be admitted.
Mr. Bacon has changed his views and now
holds that the testimony should he ad-
mitted Mr. Foraker takes the contrary
view
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
DISTRICT BIIL HITS 4 SNAG.
The senate Hears Lecture on fconom,
From Elklns.

WAsHISdToN. Feb. l8.-The District Of
Columbia Appropriation bill struck a snag
in the Senate to-day after it appeared to DO
on the point OF passage. Mr.. Elkins de-
veloped an economical streak and opposed
the proposed increase OF $4,000 for the
District Of Columbia municipal building
The Government, he said, faced deficit OF
2o.OO0, 900. and it was time to retrench
The time to practise economy was right now
ne sad.
A the hour Of o'clock approa ched.
when the Swayne impeachment case was
10 he called, and as Mr.. Elkins still talked,
Mr. Allison betrayed great nervousness and
frequently glanced up at the clock Mr..
Elkins spoke up to o'clock and the bill
went Oypr
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
WELL WORN sERGEANTS TURN.
sNen Ordered before Police surgeons
Wore IaptaIns MnNbe

seven -ergeants take their turn before
NE police surgeons to-day for eXamina-
non s. 70 their physical ability 10 continue
active police duty.
his does not mean necessarily that
1sfe will be no more captains. said Com
missioner NcAdoo. but VIC are in the
esrEeants' list now
p NE seven are Abort Mcdonald Of the
touHh street station. Long Island City,
hoheT Halfpenny. detailed o the auditor
oihce q Police Headquarters. John Hamil-
,g9n 81 rho Grand Central citation. William
snd Joscrn II Simons Of Stage street,
fb,iooklyn and Charles Place Of the Tender
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
HELP FOR MFRrH VESSELS.
philippine Commission VIA, Discontinue
he Transport service.
Special Cable Dctpdich 10 THE Str;.
- IL ~ l----------..

MANILA. Feb. i6.-Ihe Committee on
Tnterisland Transportation of the Philip
pine Commission headed by Commissioner
Cameron Forbes. has recommended that
the Use OF army transports be discontinued
as rapidly as commercial steamship lines
are extended 10 cover the points noS served
by the transports.
The new commercial liue- are TO be SUBJ
ject 10 Government regulation "a to rates.
inspection and quality and frequency Of
service. The committee also recommends
the withdrawal Of several coast guard vessels
which are now used for carrying freight
and passengers in favor Of commercial
vessels.
Major-Gcn Corbn. commanding tia
Philippines Division will i-suc ord"rs
accordingly
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
HOPES ron RATE LEGISLATION
Representative Townsend Cheered IN by a
CaII at the White House.

WASHINGTON. Feb. o-Representative
Townsend. author Of the railroad hill
which was passed by the House last week.
called on tho President this morning and
had talk with MIN about rate legislation,
After coming from the White House, Mr,
Townsend expressed the belief that the
President would call an extra session Of
Congress next fall TO consider the railr adj
question. unless the Senate should put
through a bill at this session.
Mr. Townsend said however that he
had some confidence that some kind Of rail
road rate bill would be passed 10y the Senate
between now and March 4
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
NAV wITH rHREK 0rERCO
Bold Thlcf At 81 anthony cub Chased to
tlnISh hl Hall Wan Vino Look cd Hack.

4 Young man went to the st Anthony
Clnh AZ - East Twenty-cighth street last
night and asked TO sec Supt. Charles Bert
Tand. The hall man left him standing in the
bal while ne went TO find the superintendent
Going upstairs the hall man happened to
tlrn Just in time 10 SEQ the visitor pick
three overcoat- from a rack and make for
the door
The hail man gave chase The man with
the ovcrcoate ran 70 Fourth avenue and
men turned north. He was caught at
Ihriieth street 10y Roundsman Mills Of the
las Imrty-ffth street station. In the
ponce station the prisoner said he was Viii
Ham Rogers Of 2l3 East Fourteenth street.
lrom Papers found on him 1t is believed
mat his right name is Fitzgerald.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
capt. Mullikcn's Dismissal ,ppro, ed.

WAsHISGToS. Feb. le.-The President
has approved n sentence Of dismissal for
Capt David II Mullken. Twenty-seventh
Infantry, who was tried by general court
martial at Fort Sheridan. III. early in Janu-
ary. Capt. Mulliken was charged with
having made false statements TO his officers
and with duplicating his pay accounts For
three years he reported that he was single
when he was really married 10 a Filipino
woman. Strong influence was brought 10
bear 10 have the President give him a
chance 10 resi- On.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
Henri, White TO sail shortly.

srsc.Gi Cdhie pe'pHc1 10 TINS SuN,
LONDON. Feb. l6.-Henrv White, Score
tary Of the American Embassy ana Rear
Admiral Chadwick will sail for New York
on tho steamship Philadelphia from South
anpton. on Feb. ~.
William Woodville Rockhill, newly ap-
pointed American Minister n China. will
sail from Liverpool for New York on the
Etrlria next Saturday.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
NO PAY FOR CUSTOMS MEN.
Hurry Can From Secretary shaw to Con-
EreSs for an Appropriation.

WASHINGTON Feb. le-Aocording to a
letter sent TO the House to-day by Secre-
tary Shaw tho employees Of the Govern
ment service engaged in collecting customs
nav fail 10 see the ghost on the next
occasion when he ought TO walk
The Secretary reported to the Speaker
that the appropriation for the payment OF
this class Of employees il exhausted Con-
gress has paid no attention TO the de-
ficiency estimate sent TO il few days ago,
and the Secretary recommends that
perma nent annual appropriation OF 81 1000
600 be made
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
Police AnrtIcn nav

This is auction day at Police Head
uuartera The property clerk has a lot
Of unclaimed and conhsoated goods for
.ale The catalogue includes 200 watches
q large number of chains, fohs and pocket
books and vent y-three lots OF revolvers.
including nearly rery known make, style,
and age.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
JAN ron SPANISH FDITOR.
Director NJ "FI Pals Found cunt, al
Slandcring archbishop.

MADRID Feb ia The director Of FL
Pals has been sentenced 10 imprisonment
for three years and 10 pay fine Of 10000
pesetas (about s. 800, for slandering Arch
bishop Nozelede, who has been popularity
accused Of being too friendly with the Ameri-
cans after the surrender Of Manila. where
lie was Archbishop at the time
The agitation against him has been re-
newed since last May. when it was reported
that he was o be made a Cardinal
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
STNDtY BJLLFIGHT RON
supporters and Opponents Have an I'm.
counter IN the streets.

BARCELONA. Feb ia meeting in sup
port Of the movement for the prohibition
Of bullfghtng on Sundays was held here
to-day and a resolution was passed asking
the Government not 10 allow women or
men under twenty-five years Of age 10 be
present
After the meeting there was a free fight
on the street between tho advocates Of
unrestricted bullfghtng and its opponents.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
,to,en,en,s OF Naval vessels.

WASHINGTON. Feb le-The cruiser New
York has arrived at Santa Lucia, the cruiser
Boston at Acapulco and the destroyer Paul
Jones at Seattle. The gunboat Eagle has
sailed from Port Royal for Key West and
the destroyer Whpple from Guantanamo
70 KIM
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
Araln,' Testing the Barge Canal Law.

Inc Canal Association Of Greater New
iorN passed resolutions yesterday de-
'''ns MAT no proceedings should be APP
IPoF"d "r acquiesoed In by tho Attorney
.'h'rai which may call 30 question the
"n'n'N'lonaiiiy ~ The barge canal Jaw
"-- mo Aforuey-Goneral 10 c1rt. Ired
lI .' inv Is unconstitutional and that
attempt 10 make further progress IN
We work ty the State officials would b. IN
'-'alen q the duty they ore to the State.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
PRINCESS WAY KEEP HER CHILD.
King Of Italy's Report ed Promise TO Louise
az SaNony.

PANS. Feb iG.-GH Bias understands
that the King Of Italy has informed the
Countess Monhgnoso, formerly the Crown
Princess Louise Of SaIony, that he viii
not allow the King Of SaVouy to remove
her infant daughter Monica. from her
custody Il is said that tho King of SaTony
applied personally n King Victor En-
manuel but that the Italian King refused
10 interfere in the matter,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
GRAND ATLANTIC
NEW JERSEY.
Atlantic city.

NEVER CLOSED
virginia Ave. and Beach. Atlantic City, ". J.,
Rooms en- suite with private baths. including
hot and cold sea water. Delightful sun parlors.
steam heated Excellent table. Rates $50 per
day. $40 weekly. Capacity 200. Write for 1908
booklet. Coach meets trains. y y oiiicc 2ss
tth ave. 4 & MITCHELL 60,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
Dufv's Pure Malt Whiskey

Weakened by
ts,e9 the weabeu
al
dveorto and O
dO
e
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
WelC:El,s
CrapeJuEee

has all of the good in the
grape and none of the bad.
We make no effort to i'm
prove on nature. We SIM
ply transfer the juice from
the luscious cluster to the
bottle. Wclch's Grape Juice
is nothing but the pure
Juice of the best grapes.
H sold h. druggists wd sfoc-rg
PooSlst win '.1pes p beverages
M aud desserts. free Nclrl Gaps
Juioe Co., Ncst1tld, ~ !.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
Army and Nayy Orders.

WRsHrNoToS, Fob 16-The.e army orders were
issued 10 day
second lieutenant william @. Noilow. Twenty
fourth Infantry. TO the General Hospital Washing
ton barracks. Tor treatment
First Lieutenant HiAlmsr Erickson. seventh
infantry. detailed TO Scio College, Scio Ohio.
Tbess nsvaI ordcrN were issued
Lieut. S T. " Kltenr 10 General Board Wash
ington. ~ secretary.
Surgeon c. p bagg from naval hospital, Marc
Island, 10 naval station. Guam.
Assistant surgeon W bAcfus 10 naval hos
0iial. Portsmouth, y. "
PHyWtstrr II T SEEDING retired. from naval
station. Sew London. 30 home
Lieutenant Commander q kHemmerling from
CANlfe station 10 home.
f1r-' Lieut. " 4. Pickering from olonTsro
station 30 hprls
F!rsi Licp' g. W-.iroif. fr- from naval nns
pitGl, oAohsias. 10 OInnrsQo Stallion
Parsed Assistant surgeon v. hogtn non me-
ulclL
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
MARLBOROUGH HOUSE,
Atlantic city. y. J.

AUhntr tty. -, u.
STONE IRON AND SLATE CONSTRUCTION.
Claims prominence for It's location. constru-.
ton. convcnirnccs and best New York patronage.
Whole Block on Ocean. Music throughout year.
sea water In all baths Ice water and phones In
rooms. Capacity oUD. Golf Booklet owner.
Ahip Management JOSIAH WHITE d SONS.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
HOTEL DUNLOP,

Ocean Az. Directly ON the beach.
Most central location In Atlantic City. Thor
oughly modern completely equipped. High clnhs
service. Private baths American and European
plans.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17
Baptist Minister Z
Cured of CONSUMPTION

Rev. II. q. Reed Eminent Divine. and Editor OF the
Sunday School Lesson, Restored to Health and
Strength by Dufy's Pure Malt Whiskey.
al life daughter
believe had she had Duy Pure a whikey
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-02-17

N mon st JAG Fla o 100
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The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1905-11-09
David. David. DaVid!"
The Perfect Pun.

A perfect pun makes good sense
both ways; the edges meet With u
click like the blades of 4 sharp pair
of shears. Sometimes the very
thoughts fit tight togeyher in an
tagonistic identity, as when the man
said of the temperance eNhorte- thal
he would be good fellow If he would
only let drink alone; OF when Disraeli
(if 1t was he) wrote to the youth who
had sent him g first novel: Il thank
you very much. / shall lose no time
in reading it" or, as wnen a man see.
ing poor piece of carpentry, said:
THAT chicken coop looks aG II
some man had made It himself"
Exquisite perverse Ii eralness OF
thought, And the same absolute pan
ming, the very seli-destruction OF II
proposition, was the old death.thrust
at poor poet by the friend who said:
His poety will be read when Shakes
peare and Homer are forgotten 1t
was a fine doubled.edge blade of
speech until some crude fellow,
Heine, think, sharpened it to wire
edge by adding, "and not till then," a
banality that dullel its perfection
forever."-J A. Macy, in Atlantic.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1905-11-09
Notes or Current Eveut..

John ID. Rockefeller Is learning To run
his own automobile.
The whaler Gayhead returned to San
Francisco with 400 barrels of oil and
1000 pounds of bone.
The Sylph, Lieut.. Evans commanding,
which did duty at Oyster Bay and New
York during the summer, has returned
to Washington.
The Navy Department has been in.
formed that the Russian transport Lena.
interned at Mare Island since last spring,
has sailed from that navy yard for San
Francisco.
The Secretary of the Interior has or
dered the withdrawal from entry of
100000 acres of land In the Cheyenne,
Wyo., land district, with view to ere
ating n forest reserve.
Italy's consul general at New York
has been instructed to take the sworn
evidence of ]. Pierpont Morgan, with n
view to discovering the original vendor
of the stolen papel cope.
A decapltated human body has been
found a uile east of Glyndon, MINI.
Documents upon the body disclosed the
name of Joe Modjiski, en- route, evident.
ly, from Spokane to Hastings, MINI.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1905-11-09
MAssAcReD o IN A CAVE.
Missionaries at Lienchow Pursued b,

missionaries ut LfenchOW Pursued by
an Infuriated Mob.
Bishop Mercl, of the Catholic Church
at Hongkong, has received letter con
firming the news of the massacre Of
American missionaries at Lienchow
and giving the following particulars:
DR.. Machle requested the removal Of
n street theater near by the hospital OH
account of the noise. This request In
censed the Chinese, who becoming vio-
lent attacked the hospital. The mob
then paraded the street exhibiting the
skeleton used 10 the instruction of the
medical class and alleging that 1t was
an example of the foreigners inLu.
manity to the Chinese people. Becom.
ing frenzied, the crowd burned the nos.
pital, the girls school and the resi-.
dences of the missionaries.
DR.. Machle, Mrs. Machle, their 10.
year-old daughter, Mr.. ana Mrs
Pearlc, DR.. Chestnut and Miss Pattcr.
son took refuge in n cave. The mob
pursued them and killed all except DR.
Machle and Miss Patterson, who es
capped to the yamen. DIR. Machlc was
| badly wounded. The American gun
boat Calao and two Chinese gunboats
with members of the American bonrt
of missions, proceeded to the scene OF
the massacre.
| Advices from Canton declare tha
the measures taken TO suppress dis
turbnnces in the provinces are made
quate and that the native officials vii
not give out any information on til,
subject.
& Catholic converts have write,
- shop Merel to petition the Sicero.
of the province for the protection o
the French mission at Licnchow.
1t Is declared that the boycott head
quarters at Canton received the frs
news of the massacre of the American
missionaries at Lienchow, but the na
tive gentry assert that the boycottcr
are not connected with the slaughter
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1905-11-09
What's the Use7

I've got sorry case OF blues,
Because the worlds reward is slow.
In Sicily, at Syracuse,
They've raisel statue, don't You
know,
This year of nineteen hundred five,
OF Archimedes (sakes alive).
Who died two thousand years ago.
Old Archimedes was man
or many most astounding parts;
lie could the vasty heavens spar
BY means of mathematic arts;
And he devised force.ul screw
Whereby the earth an ZACH or two
(Hc claimedD he moved by fits
and starts.
No doubt most of us living row
Could move the world, with half a
show
But where's the profit, anyhow,
If we to cold oblivion go
Like Archimedes (such shameD
And ere we reach the Hall of Fame
Must wait two thousand years or
portland Oregonian.