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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

before the Birmingham university, IN
which he claims that gymnastics are
Injurious. Prof. Muirhead Of the anne
university has enlarged on Prof.
Mosso's theory and has made a sweep
ing condemnation of gymnastics.
Prof. Mosso by a series OF expert
ments with an instrument called the
Ergograph contends that he has estab-
lished the fact that the brain IS
brought into operation by every act or
physical exertion, and there is a strain
imposed upon this organ by physical
exercise. mental study and the play OF
the emotions. Prof. Muirhead, taking
Mosso's experiments as a basis, de-
clares that gymnastics are the o ex-
haustive and demoralizing kind or ex-
ercise that could be engaged IN. Ills
contention has aroused quite a feeling
and his position has been severely as
sailed by the advocates c. gymnastlc
training of scholars. In defense OF his
theory. Prof. Muirnead says:
"I think that what we now Know as
to the physiological effect of different
kinds of exercise demands an over
hauling of the older systems OF gym
nastic training. Gymnastic trainers
are often ignorant Of the real prlnci-
pies on which physical exercise snoula
be based, and our existing system is a
compromise for open air exercise. In
door gymnastics are very exhansting
and in my view one of the best forms
of gymnastics is the outdoor games
such as, the public schools have in their
field sports"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
MADE new STRENGTH
oUIOKER THAN DOCTORS T0NI0s,
SAYS TYPHOID PATIENT.
Young Lady Left by Fever in Very Weak
State Uses DIR. Williams Pink PILLS
with Gratifying Results.

with Gratifying Results.
After a fever, such as typhoid OF scar
let. has u its full course there remains
the recovery Of strength. The tonic that
will most rapidly increase the red cor
p~uscles in the blood is the one hat Will
most quickly restore color to the pale
cheeks, strength to the weak muscles,
and elasticity to the sluggish nerves. 30
far nothing has ever been produced SUI
perior to DR.. Williams Pink Pills for
this purpose. -,
Miss Midendorf had been Ill with
typhoid fever for fourteen weeks. she
had q good physician who carried ner
safely through the critical stages. When
he left, nothing remained to be done ex-
cept to build up her strength, which was
very feeble, and he gave her some pre-
scriptions for that purpose Here, now"
,ver. she met with disappointment. ,
Il took the doctors %tonics, % she says,
| "for two months after ] had recovered
from the fever, but they did not do me
the good looked for. My strength came
back so slowly that i scarcely seemed to
be making n progress at all. just
then I read III a book thrown III our
ward some striking testimonials showing
what wonderful blood-builders and
strength-givers DIR. Williams Pink Pills
are. / got a box Of them 500 after
this and after / had taken only about
half of them / could see o very great I'M
provement in my condition. When
had used up two boxes, ] felt that l. did
not need any more medicine. l. nave
remained strong ever since"
Miss E. B. Midendorf lives at No.
1901 Park street, Quincy, Ill. DIR. Viii
liams' Pink Pills are the best remedy to
use in all cases of weakness, from what
ever cause the system may be run down.
In cases Of debility due to overwork they
minister fresh strength and overcome
nervous symptoms. They are a specific
for anemia or bloodlessness. They are
particularly helpful to girls on the verge
of womanhood. They meet all the re-
uuirements of the period known as the
change Of life. They correct spring
languor. They strengthen weak diges'
ton and rouse up sluggish organs. NC
other tonic combines SO many virtues
All druggists sell them.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
New York Central Lines Still Les

New YORK central Lines SLI1 Lead
At the conference of the Managers of
the New York Central Lines, held in New
York June 9th, all lines being represent
ed by their General Managers and Pas
senger officials, it was decided, beginning
with the regular summer change, Sunday,
June 18th, to quicken the speed of the
Twentieth Century Limited" SO as to
make the time between New York and
Chicago eighteen hours instead Of twenty
hours, the New York Central Lines hay
ing made the t~wenty-hour TIME during the
the run between New York and Chicago
in twenty hours with their Exposition
Flyer" for the one hundred and eighty
days of the Columbian Exposition ID Chi
cago in 1893, twelve years ago.
The New York Central Lines make the
point that the New York Central has had
in service the Empire State Express
which has been the fastest tram in the
world for its distance, 40 miles-for four
ord for that time, and for three years and
$50 days having held the worlds record
for a thousand mile train in twenty hours
The proposed schedule of eighteen hours
Is simply the extension of the time OF the
Empire State Express" through from
Buffalo to Chicago, the time having been
made for fourteen years between New
York and Buffalo. On this new schedule,
the train will leave Chicago at 2:30 p.
m, arriving Grand Central Station, New
York, at $50 next morning, and, return
ing, will leave New York $3.50 p. m.
reaching Chicago $50 a. m. following day.
At the same time, the Lake Shore
Limited" will be quickened up an hour
and will make the time from Chicago to
New York in % hours instead of "A, leav-
ing Chicago $50 p. m. by the Lake Shore
and arriving New York $50 p. m. by the
New York Central.
The Southwestern Limited" train, No
IL, which now leaves Grand Central Sta
ton at 100 p. m, will, beginning june
18th. leave at 2:W D.. m, saving an hour
to an hour and a half on the present jour
ney to St. Louis and Cincinnati
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

PHILADELPHIA Ledger, the dean Of the
correspondents corps, and who has
been engaged in Washington newspa-
per work for a generation, has been
selected as the head of the bureau OF
manufactures in the department Of
and labor. The selection was
made by the president himself.
Mai. Carson is k@own all the coun-
try over by his initials j. M. c."
which have been appended to his dis
patches and letters in the Philadelphia
Ledger for nearly 80 years. He has
long been regarded rs an authority on
tariff and finance, and he has done
Notable newspaper work on all the
great questions and issues that have
arisen in the capital city since the
'70s. BY popular consent he has been
breveted Major" although he has
strenuously endeavored to keep his
title to that which l~egitimately belongs
army, but rose from the rank Of sec
cnd lieutenant to that of senior cap
tain in his regiment during three
years service in the civil a He has
q splendid military record, and one
that his friends insist should have
given him the title Of major; SO they
have supplied that rank, and he has
been known as Maj. Carson for a quar-
ter Of a century. 1t is only surprising
that he is not a general as no place
in the world are tiCsaS so easily at
tanned and promotions so quickly made
by popular favor as in this city.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

and every occasion the results obtained
were lust as satisfactory as when the
nils were first brought to my notice.
/ Just as emphatically endorse the
preparation to-day as ! did over two
years ago"
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y,
proprietors. For sale by all druggists
price 50 cents per box.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Kidney Pills ] told
the readers of this
ape that they had
relieved me of kid
ney trouble, dis
posed of a lame
back with pair
across my loins and
beneath the shout
der blades. During
the interval which
has elapsed ] have
had occasion to re-
sort to Doan's Kid
ney Pills when /
noticed warnings OF
+4ao1x On each
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers.

wi GO
If you have offensive pimples or erup-
s s1Inl' B bones or on joi nas l Ri[s q hair IT, macoa;
patches, swollen glands, skin itches and
burns, sore lips or gums, eating, fostering
sores, sharp, gnawing pains, then you SUI
fer from serious blood poison or the De
ginings of deadly cancer. You may be
permanently cured by taking Botanic
Blood Balm (B. B. b. made especially to
cure the worst blood and skin diseases.
Heals every sore or ulcer, even deadly
cancer, stops all aches and pains and re-
duces all s~wellings. Botanic Blood balm
cures all malignant blood troubles, such
as eczema, scabs and scales, pimples run
ming sores, carbuncles, scrotuia. Drug,
Beod Balm sent free and prepaid by
writing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga. De.
scribe trouble and free medical advice
sent in sealed letter.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
"Maior" John M. Carson.

He ranks of news
a p correspond
ents in Washing
ton have again
been invaded by
the administration
to secure desirable
m a t e i with
which to fill a pub
lie Office. Maj.
John M. Carson,
the correspondent
of the New York
Times and the
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
No Room for Doubt.

so you are going to marry the dude
bookkeeper, are you" said the restaurant
cashier. well, l hope you will be
happy" ry a.. h,ond.
waitress. "He makes $40 a week and
weighs IS pounds less than ! do. happy!
Well, / guess yesl"-Chicago Daily News.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
His Own Great Foolishness.

Nordy-Your wife seems to think you'll
get bunkoed if she lets you out Of her
sight. You must have once done some
thing very foolish to have a woman look
ing after you like that.
Butts-I did. l married her.-Louisville
Courier-.J ournal.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Plenty of Poor.

Moderate wealth is defined by a maya
zine writer as 'annua[income of not less
than 81, 900 nor more than $4,000 a year"
If this is correct a lot of moderately
wealthy people are to-day in straitened
circumstances.-Chicago Record-Herald.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Failure.

"Old Doughgraft has made another as
Segment. It's getting to be chronic with
him, isn't it2"
80; yes! The boys on the street refer
to him as Old Peach Crop cleveland
Leader.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
WASHINGTON GOSSIP
THE TRYING POSITION OF THE
RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR.
COUNT cAsslNI Is ADMIRED
New Head Of Bureau Of Manufactures
--Congressmen Seek Services OF
Trained Newspaper Men
gymnastics Condemned.

ASH N NJ
Nothing but ad-
miration is Elk
pressed for Count
CassiEi, the Rus
sian ambassador,
during these last
days of his stay
in Washington.
Few diplO mats
have ever had a
more trying role
to fill than be.
With public sentl-
ment, which n
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Faith in Newspaper Men.

RESIDENT Roose-
welt believes in
d e W S p aper men
and has chosen
many of them tn
Fill positions of re-
sponsibility and
honor in the pub
lie service. He be-
lieves in b e
Washington corre-
~spondent. He has
had xperi fence
with the latter
class of newspaper
men for 16 or IL
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Grasp of Public Affairs.

president mas
freq e n tly re-
marked that he
has seldom failed
to get the highest
service from news
paper men. He
chooses them be-
cause of their gen.
eral knowledge of
public affairs. The
Washington cOrre-
"spOndent is accus-
toned in the pur-
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Evils of Indoor Exercise.

NITED STATES
Consul Marshal
Halstead at Bir-
m~ingham, n 6
land, has sent an
extract from m
of the English pa
e describing q
rather startling
theory regarding
gymnastics. This
theory is promul-
gated by a Prof.
MossC in a lecture
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

A man never has to hunt long to hnd 2
girls mouth in the dark.-Chicago RECORD
Herald.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

This world would be a great deal better
if. instead of devoting all their energy to
making good" more men would make
their life IDEAL being good.-Boston Globe.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Il Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
acceptany substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

A man coming home at three o'clock IN
the morning can be as quiet sneak1ng up
stairs as he can be noisy with his grows
the next morning.-N. Y. Press.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Riches may hab wings when dey',s
roin'." said Uncle Eben, but when dey>s
comm dey seems to travel on crutches."
WASHINGTON Star.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
Burns Revised.

Orator-Man's inhumanity to man makes
countless mill-mill-
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Perhaps you lave noticed that when a
man decides to stop smoking it is always
lust after he has finished his pipe or his
cigar.-Somerville Journal.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

The discovery Of a scientific name and
one or two germs of laziness has enabled
several people to put on airs OF 1mpor-
lance while loafng.-Chicago Tribune.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

When Marconi gets his transoceanio
wireless telegraphy perfected, admirals
will have to change their methods IN time
of war when they want to cut a cable
Boston Globe.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

When a man undertakes to prove bis
Importance he is inclined to overstep the
mark.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

I am sure Piso's Cure for ConsumPtioI
saved my HE three years F sgo ~ 1900.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Misfortune teaches a man who are ms
true friends. 1t also makes him lonesome.
Town Topics.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Thirteen may be an unlucky number
but one sewing machine and Il phono-
graphs will do the work of a dozen women
Chicago News.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Some men who would not steal a pocket
book do not hesitate to steal a state
The Commoner.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24
ALL DONE OUT.

Veteran Joshua Heller, of TOO South
Walnut Street, Urbana, ILL.,, says: I'm
the fall OF 1899 after taking Doan'R
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Matrimony has cured many an old
bachelor of selishness .LChicago Daily
News.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

yenrg or since he first came to Wash
gngten as q sigil serfice commissioner.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-06-24

Judge-It seems to me I've seen you be
fore.
Prisoner-You have, my lord. used to
give your daughter singing lessons.
Twenty years. ANSWERS.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
: @tartOptimiRff&. Ni6

-StartOptimifif9. 0idz
terIing: Borg mir seT9tpinb sluunsia
Mart, morsen betommlt 0u ie Be-
ftislmt auriid." 5reunb: ,Sa = mos
Der pilit OH mOrsen ben 8etrua nebs
msnq" 9i@terlins: 81 pab, i6 i8rsib'
bsnt' nod elm 9ebidt!"
Gin 8er9penber. aonas
lift: 9err Ratb, i'd bite seborfomi
INN -eins auberOrbentIi6e @ratiFitas
ton; i'd babe benz Oottor gets IN so
Ufart unb benz @~potbeter 80 Mart be-
sdblen miiFtn. Rntb: ga, m.in aiss
Der, mas sebt bds uns an. tpenn sic
ibsr Sbre @erbGltniGs ;is;nl
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
@int 8 e

Cine ung laublt4e q e.
9i9te. Der 9erl idlGst mid
alfo Dor ben &opf, reiBt metn Prrte>
feuille aus Der 8ruIttafhe unb remit
bapon. Sd rufe nd6 benz S9ubs
mann. Der audi sleid ba mar. =" =
~@eraeiben sic, Ssrr ObsrfOriter: i'd
babe in Sbr 4benteuer BIG iebt teinen
-3peifel seieBt. aber Sbrs lebtsre Be-
mertuns prGst BOD Der euH5en Yss
f6i6te ben Stempel Der 1nm0gli6teit
auf!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
q usrei6enbe

sd babe bod BLOB cine
5laf9s setrunteu. uuf bic Re9nung
baben sic uber spei ssfeBt." r0as
ran lit ii4er nieber bas ausseseidnete
g9o f9ulb. oas mir bier buben."
: 9ie Or 3 sSanbf4rift.
SrduIein (bas einen MeOi3iner gum
8erebrer bat, feinen Brief leIenb):
a9, 10 elm 2isbesbrief bon einem Doll
tor lit pirtli9 reiSenb! 9a bat man
INNER it%unbenlans bran gu leien!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

= 3artfI6Genb. rgIio bite,
lieber 6reunb. fdss mir iebt riidIidts'
los 9ein llrtbeil iiber mein ~neueIies
Drama. On rpeiBt. bab i9 uuf Dein
Sutadten Iebr bel ssbe." = n4d nee
=. no vi mir seItsrn nod Iieben
Mart unb fiinf5is pfennis sepumpt
tait!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
-INnfe
Gingeeangsn n,

Gtngegangen. .0ente
Dir. bic Ref pirb bsiratben." :
n@en benn2" = n@insn Mann. bins
ter benz fid ebeR erit bic @eri9tsa
mouern eefdlpFen." = nSoIIte mans
fir m6sli9 balten = alio einen @ers
bre9er2" rNein uber einen Sc
ri9tsrdtb."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

~llmdriebeu. Sdpieser'
muttsr (su elmer Sreunbin): .. 81.
stauben gar nidt, tpie lieb mein
S9nisserIobn nit mir it,. ipenn
i9 a6r.iie unb Der 3us TT in 9epe'
sung, ba ruff er mir INNER nod na9:
paber Mdma, 10 bleiben sic bod nod
Elm paar Sage bal"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

- nebernatiirIi9. &aOfabs
rer (tpel9er 9ummipaben taufen
min. gum @ertdufe:): 9uuptiade 1T
sr0bte RaturGbnlidteit. @ertdufer:
., bic iinb gang natiirIi9, tiir5li4
bat Elm Serr. peI9er bic gIei4s Sorts
fiibrt, na9 elmer srOberen Sour fos
gar MabentrGmpfe betommen!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
Der tGuseSauspirt6

= Ser fGuseSausptrth 3.
Mietber: Die 8obnuns lit gang
bibf9. id piirbe iie ia nebmer. audi
lpenn fie mir eisentlt9 tttpas gu Helm
1T. @ber zines made i9 mir aus:
Die 3immer miiFen sic ftr.iden lui>
fen. 9auspirtb: lin 9ottespilen!
0a pirb ia bic Mohnuna nod tleiner!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

SIN gifer. 9stannter: nGlIo,
elmer bon Sbren SG9teru bat fid i'm
Babe psrlpbt; tpsIde benn9" 9ousz
berr: ga. bu muB i'd erit ben Brief
nod einmal bur6leien; ~einItnetlen
babe id nur raid meme @%inpiligunS
bintelsarapbirt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

: @erbG9tis. So6tsr zines
Observation-Disclosures: Run peib
i9 nidt, mas ih BON aarl b.nten fO1!
9eitern auf benz Ball bat er mir feline
2iebe trtIGrt uno UNI meine SanO ans
sebalten unb beute f9idt sr einen
2aufiunaen UNI einen lauren 9eriug."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

= Rertpirbts Rotibis
rung 9. .Meber, gar 10 fdledt lam
es Sbnen bod gar ni9t seben. =. sic
baben ia, tpie i9 seitern sebDrt babe,
in bieiem Sabre iilbsrne SpdSsit GEE
feisrt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

: Vie tbeure Satin. o.:
@is sebt es Sbrer Srau9 g.: Sopeit
gang gut, aber ibr 8Opf mudt ibr piel
gu fdaffen. o.: 2eibet tie an Misrds
ne2 g.: 9as eerabe ni4t, absr tie
brau6r ole bier @Oden eiuen neusn
Sut.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

Obne Ridfi9t. gommers
eienrdtbin (bie ibr neu ertporbsnes
SdloB beaosen bat. gum Snfpettor):
@eranlaFen Sic bod, baB bic
Saipeine nidt INNER srunSen, tpsnn
td iiber ben @utsbof ssbs.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
@ebiIoet.

Sausfrau: sd boffe, sic tusr>
ben tuesen irsenb zines tleinen @erz
bruIfes ni4t glei9 ben 9ienit tinbis
gen."
Heue &66in: vl1%nbsforet, Maz
bame, i'd nebme meme 3ufludt ni9t
70 raid our ultima ratio"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
QfIfo ID Sooe broud,sn Gle

49,. @lIO Ia Sage bruuden Sic su
einem p~ortrGt9! -. limb mas toftst
esq"
rSe na9 Der 9r0be. Serr Gommers
Sienrutb = 1000, 5000. 5000 Mart!"
rMalen sic Gins fir 5000 Mart!
Sir fpenieer feBt fi9 meme Srau ni9t
Ia Sag lang bin!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

.9tber !Suberbausr. 70 oft i'd Dir
bier i'm @uIbe besssne, bift Oh be-
trunfenl"
rSd pifen g. Serr pfdrrsr. b6s Is
ip.s'n be 3%reu5Ottern! @es'n ben 8iB
bon bic 0ieder is = ipie in Der 3eis
tuns itebt = Der @lfoboI a. gudi's
9esensift =. unb ma Tam bait net
alluipeit slei' oan' bei her Saub bob'n,
bar ma bon 70 an 8ied 'biFsn
pirb!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

= Gprtf9ritt. Stubentin Der
Wtebisin: Meins @roBmutter bat i'm
Sabre 1918 @erpunbete espfle9t.
Meine Mutter bat gnno 70 Gbdrpie
sssupft. limb i'd = riede islbft nab
Rarboll
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
Spimiihid.

49,. Oh buffft. infer 3immsrberr
fptrb Dir iebt enbIi9 einen Seirathss
antrae ma9en9"
,Sdpobl. Gr uGbt iid nGmlid bic
abgerifensn Rn6pfe INNER fslbit an.
unb nun hub' i'd inn ben 3piru perz
ftedt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

= Sa1f9 peri # .Sie
baben :Sbren Na6barn eiuen affen
aenannt. Sd bente, Sic nerben bies
fen ausbrud ais iibertrieben Suriids
ne6men2~ = ,Stimmt i9on. 9err
S9iebsridter! Dos is nod ia aff,
Dos is cridt q Salbuff!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

nMein 5srr. sic boben mir Elm Gee
biB einesiebt!"
sd peiB es."
.Sie baben mir perfproden. boB es
poItommen ben natiirliden 3ahnsn
slei4en ipirb."
sd baIte bas nod INNER uufre4t."
naber Sbre faIfden 3Gbne MAIDEN
mir fiir9terli9e S6merSen!"
.Run feben sic bod, bub fie gang
ben @4ten dbnlid finb."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

pprote9niter: ~9as fas' i'd
@u9 elm fir aIemul: bab Sbr mir
nidt nit bsm aidt ober nit 3iinbb0ls
germ in bic RGbe bes 2dboratoriums
fommt; es t0nnte fonit paiiren, RAP
mir ale in bic Cuff fliesen!"
&iuber: nQ9, mir m0dten gu
germ einmuI in bic 2uft %flisssn!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23
Aud elm aRnbiaunasarunb.

nglun, 3en3i, parum limb sic btnr
ni4t mebr lei Observation-Disclosures
faHaietretGrs2"
rSie enG' Srau bat mir s~etiinbist,
neil i4 ben Sitel ME gang FAB iasen
%tonnen!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

= nebertrumpft. .Sbr gol'
less srSGbIt, baB feline literarii9eH
4rbsiten tets sleid BEL Der 4nnahms
beSablt fperben." = ppab = i'd bidte
.iiberbaupt muir nod gesenRa4nahms."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-23

pa briiben Iibt Der Rentier @olbs
ftein, auf oeisn Soires sic oeItern
tporen. Sa cabs nobl S90nkiten
in Siiue unb Sile2"
~Sa, dber metr 6iine als Siiae!"