davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Mr. Carncy's New Place.

J. E. Carney, for some time night manager of the main office of the Western Union Telegraph Company in Montgomery. has entered upon his new duties as repeater chief in the Mont gomery office of the American Tele- which Clark H. Sphar is manager.
 In leaving the Western Union office MT. Carney was presented by the operating force with a handsome silver mounted umbrella. the handle of which was appropria tely engraved.
 As repeater chief of the long distance telephone circuit MT. Carney will be associated with Wade H. Barnes wire chief and MT. Biggs, assistant repeater chief.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Haw Thoae Thingn he nona.

Successful Author-Yes; I have been wishing for an opportunity to visit that years.
 Sympathetic Friend-And why, might I ask?
 Successful Author-Oh, I once wrote popular novel with the scene laid around there. and want to see how the local color matches up.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Geo, Thou sluwwardI-''

HOW about lt, MT. Ant!
 well. Mir. Sluggard, to come down to brass tacks, the simple life is the only thing after all; wish had been taught to lead it,"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Iocnted the Devil.

 A Missouri preacher on a European Can 1t be possible that the good man deliberately sought the haunts of that distinguished parsonage. He IS still in Paris, by the way.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

E. S. Noble. Cir rulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser. being auiy sworn, says:
 The foregoing statement of The Adver- ttser's Circulation for the month of July 1eo6. is true and correct. ana compiled after ell returns from news Loys. news agents and aoft-ovae copies have boen deducted.
 E. $. NOBLE
 Circulation Manager. Sworn se and subscribed before me this 1and day of August. 1905.
 N. W. JACKSON (seaL} Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
sn NTnch for Fnme.

First Wasp-Cheer up, old man, whats the matter?
 Second wasp-Well, if this isn't the some of the handsomest ediflces in Bugtown. and that rude boy persists in referring to me as O dirt-dauber.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

When a woman hits her thumb with A hammer she seldom says what she thinks, is the opinion of a contem- porary. Perhaps that is because most women are not trained in the use of proper words for such occasions.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Speaking of the disturbances in our far Eastern dependencies, Ths Chattanooga Times remarks that "one of the peculiarities of these Philippine disorders is the regularity with which order is restored and the promptness and dispatch with which leadership for fresh outbreaks is developed"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Modnnt.

She-How dare you address me, sirl You are a perfect stranger.
 He-Oh, no; you fatter. l am not perfect-I have my faults like every one else.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Ricxclen for Policemen.

T observe the City Council voted to buy four new bicycles for the police department at its last meeting" said a man who takes an interest in every thing that pertains to Montgomery
 "The aldermen should have done this long ago and 1t would have paid the city in, the long run. Do you know that for the past two years, men of the police force have been paying for the privilege of belonging to the bicy- cle contingent? The men, who were assigned to bicycle duty. had to pay for their wheels. Now, a policeman gets a salary of $65 per month. A wheel costs $25 or more and this knocked a big hole in his first months stipend. Some policemen bought second hand wheels and a result was that one of these bicycles collapsed with one of the best men on the force, painfully injured him. and deprived the city of his valuable services for some days.
 "A policeman from his meagre salary has to poy for his uniforms. summer and winter, his revolver. helmet or cap. The amount left him would en- rich no one.
 The Council was late in taking a wise action" -::% .a&.-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Two Demands.
Union Springs Herald.

Union Springs Herald.
 Every now and then we notice some Southern paper discussing the demand for tariff reform, There is demand all right, but so is there demand TOT more Democratic voters.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Warna Timea Ahead.

MobiIe Item.
 Wherever he has an Opportunity of talking to as many as three or four gathered together; Dr. Cunningham is atso sh,o as as busy as a bee; improving each ing timber around on the edges The dark horses for gubernatorial honors. II Is sald are champing their bits in gotten to the point where they speak above a whisper in their predictions. Sp in the Sixth Congressional District captain Richmond Pearson Hobson has candidate, and outlined what he
 stands for" All of this goes to show that there will be something doing in a political way when the leaves begin
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

While the doctors are differing and disputins over Baron Komura's ail- ment he is getting well. Is he do- ing 1t just to spite them?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Tanmany Offers tn
Taking No Risks.

Mobile Herald. The innocent bystander In Chlcago
 has ordered his fall suit of armor in anticipation of continued strike
 trouble.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
AWartorPimpIe
 MAY BE DANGEROUS.

When a wart, mole or pimpie shows auy sign of tenderness it is q warning that bad blood is behind it. Often these places are on the face, hands, legs or other part of the body for years, and give no sign to cause uneasiness, and then with little rough handling, a slight cut or bruise will develop into a sore that re- fuses to heal. and the sufferer finds him. self afflicted with a cancerous ulcer.
 About three years ago a blister came on the right side of my nose. It grew upi the pain was not very severe at first, but increased when the sore began t9 indame and dischArge matter. At ttme1 gh0 place would acab over and appear to bo getting well, but the acAb wouId droR on, leaving red, angry looking ulcer; T had almost deapaiRed of eyer curing lt, whom my attention was called to g. 8. s. and after taking Q few bottles the sore began to gradually grow smaller, ehe discharge stopped and was euredA
 owennboFo, Ky. JNos 1ADSA1'
 1.-the blood is pure and healthy these sores cannot exist s. s. S. Is the ideal blood purifier. It cleanses the blood of all poisons and impurities, making 1t strong and vigorous and able to supply the body with the strength and nourishment it needs. There is nothing that acts co promptly as S. S. S., toning up the eti- tire system, helping the general health
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

If we believe all that the papers have to say we can decide that there will or will, not be a row between Sweden and Norway.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

When Congress assemblies and some butt-in Democrat asks for report on canal work is he likely to get all the facts? We rather think not
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

There Is a German Professor in one of the Universities whose name is Gotthell Wonder who he got it frOm1
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Why don't the Czar and the Mikadc get on into some quiet spot and talk things over? They might settle mat ters satisfactorily.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

The oyster is here. but we are still using ice and people continue to wear straw hats.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Hon Malcolm Carmichael, editor of The Elba Clipper, who was a delegate to the last Constitutional Convention is visiting Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Nethine to Break tle FaII.

Things generaIIy shape themSeIVes out about right. The wind is temp cred to the shorn lamb you know"
 Yes; now just imagine, for instance. how it would feel to slip down on an icy pavement in a thin organdy."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
A Country Scene. Iris evening and the length ming

IIS eV6HIHB dIIU IN6 ItFIBIN EAIIIE
 shadows
 Of the graceful willow trees Fall across a nearby stream, while Softly swaying in the breeze. A mocking bird Is softly warbling Tn the branches notes so sweet That the rabbits in the grasses
 Pause to hear the song complete. Tn the West the sun Is sinking With a last, long, lingering look At the peaceful rustic picture
 Where the daisies kiss the brook.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Those Eyes, Thoae Eyes.

Aren't her eyes soft!" Yes but they can snap when she's angry
 "They have a kind of soft snap then, I suppose"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
rrrnn, Awnv Ind.

'Is that Jacks auto coming over the hill7"
 'Tt's too far away to see distinctly, but am sure recognize the smell. |"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Master Parks Wright and Master John J. Wright have returned from Rome. Ga. where they spent the sum mer with relatives.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

andcuring sores permanently.
 Do not let . wart or pimple develop into a cancerousulcer,
 but purify your blood with
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

s. s. s. It is natnre's remedy, purely vegetable, and while driving all poisons from the blood, will build up every part of the system Book on the blood and any medical advice desired will be given without charge, to all who write.
 THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,. Atlanta. Ca.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Postmaster W. c. Starke and NIT. G. L. Youngblood, of Troy, were in Montgomery yesterday
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

MT. j. F. Hickey. of Atlanta. lessee of the New Exchange Hotel, is at the Glenmore. He said yesterday that he hoped to open the hotel about Novem- Der 18th
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Raumh Voyaa~

BIlkins-I thought you had accepted a fine position in London, Why are you back so soon?
 Judkins-Oh, got seasick on the way over and threw up the job.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Wbat State Papers
 lire Saying

Just So. Washington County News. A mouse is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of a woman, and woman IS afraid of mouse
 Tammany Offers the Best Man. Gadsden Times-News. The political organizations opposing Tammany cannot agree and the TaSef is sure to get the spells again."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Mir. Paul E. Hausman. of Atlanta, for merly of Montgomery is visiting the city,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Jes Bear it All m Grin.

Jes Bear ft All '0' Strfns Hard times knockin' at de doh--- Don yo' let i'm in! Melancholy, spirits low
 Bear it all n grin. Trust de Lawd an nebber fear, Smile on dem yo' lubs so dear; Elf yo' don git rich dis year. Jes bear 1t all n grin! Mistah Goodtimes' comin' sho',
 Eft yo' strive to win; Wake up now--be sad no mo- Bear 1t all n grin. Take de ole bull by de horn, Cheer tip on dis springtime morn, Wish yo' nebber had been born? Jes bear it all n grin! Kase fo' money yo' mus wait, Evry now n den. Don't git mad m cuss out Fate Bear 1t all n grin. Scatter sunshine all aroun', Help a feiler when he's down; Elf yo' nebber gain renown--
 Jes bear 1t all m grin! A cheerful word kin drive off vbgkC Among yo' fe1lermen, Lax sunshine froo de sobbin' rain Dey'u bear 1t too, an grin. Let de ole world rock along, Live wid laughter, live wid song; Elf de kentry's goin' wrong
 Jes bear 1t all n grin!
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Mir M W. Gordon, of Brewton. spent a few hours in Montgomery yesterday
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Mir Escar Floyd, of Birmingham, came to the city last night on business
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

MT. J. H. Landmand, of Huntsville is at the New Mabson.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Mir. c. c. Deal. Of Ozark, was il Montgomery yesterday.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

State Senator Fred L. Blackmon of Anniston. came to town last night
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

AMnWCEN tV NUEEEHROmUGnt8s O.. What Is good way to stop walking in your sleep?
 A. Sit down a while.
 c. Is there any school for playing A. You might try correspondence school.
 a. Do matrimonial advertisements bring good results?
 A. Some of them don't.
 O. To settle dispute do egg shells settle the coffee?
 A. The egg shells settle the coffee and that settles the dispute.
 O. Can I learn to sing without a teacher?
 A. You might, but it will sound bet ter if you sing with one.
 c. What is the best time to SOW bluegrass?
 A. Daytime.
 a. Is 1t proper to kiss the bride on her wedding?
 A. Yes; but she would doubtless prefer 1t on her cheek.
 o. How late should young man stay when calling?
 A. Until he makes someone hear e. Do you consider travelling on Fri day unlucky?
 A. certainly--uniess you ride in- side the cars?
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Mir. Morgan Gilmer has returned home from Hot Spring. Ark.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21

Mir w. E. Foshee. of Chapman. Is in Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
Driftccd
afether tseose Esevisea.
BY PHIL H. ARMSTRONG.

Oar Language. T think your account has been run ming long enough" said the grocery brushed the cracker crumbs of his coat sleeve.
 T thought you just said the other day., replied the man who never pays,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-21
LOOKING AHEAD.

Mir. J, B. Letcher. of shorters. Is fl the city.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-28

been given the most profound and
grave consideration.
Besides the sounding of the horn in
the hour of religious and joyous festi-
val it was brought into use in time OF
war to summon and assemble the
army, and in this respect it is first
mentioned in Judges, iii:27:
And it came to pass, when he was come,
that he blew a trumpet in the mountain
of Ephraim, and the children of Israel
went down with him from the mount,
and he before them.
Subsequent verses relate the defeat
of 10000 lusty men and the downfall
Of Moab, much resembling the bloody
conflicts of later centuries, sans ma.
chinery of modern warfare.
And here we find the horn brought
into military use, which is long step
from it's initial requirements, when 1t
served to bring the people together to
hear the law read amid the laundering
and lightning and darkness which
after prevailed and filed the assem-
bled multitude with awe and fear.
After all, in comparing the past
with the present there seems but the
difference in the manufacture. design
and manipulation of material and the
advantages in these times of having
more powerful and more scientific i'm
plements with which to annihilate q
foe. Indeed, 1t is doubtful whether
anything could be more effective on q
modern battlefield than the Staying OF
10000 valiant men, as was done by the
Vcro o1it xvb no oh -
call to arms.
The shophar has been utilized in
other than times of law-giving and
war, for it is told in Isaiah xxvtk1 IL:
And 1t shall come to pass IN that day.
that the great trumpet shall be blown
and they shall come which were ready
to perish in the land Of Assyria. and the
eutcasts in the land of Egypt. and shall
Worship the Lord in the holy mount at
Jerusalem.
It's sounds were welcomed by those
to whom the law was handed down.
it's notes were and are maintained by
one denomination to voice the ami.
versary of Gods coronation.
BY that same people it's sound is re
| sorted to as an alarm or warning OF
the approach of the day of atonement
and that they should review the ac-
tons of the past year and prepare to
| become reconciled to God by means of
confession to him of their sins and
promise of amendment.
One other reason for the blowing
of the shophar, even at this period.
| is to emphasize to the Jewish COM
munity the conviction that the time
will come when the shophar win an
nounce, according to the word of the
prophet, universal freedom when all
oppression and tyranny shall vanish
and the reign Of absolute liberty will
be manifested throughout the world.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-28

blowing Of trumpets unto you'-a
feast of the trumpets.
Here is demonstrated the giving up
of all labor and indulging the tones of
the shophar as heard in the syna-
gogues to this day on like festival.
The skeptic may say that to-day's
outpcurings of JOY lack thought. are
INDUCED without the slightest religious
sentiment, have no relationship with
the very same movements and same
trumpetings that characterized the
day when the law was given from
Mount Sinai, those periods when joy
| and victory and holy festival influ-
enced the early peoples of the earth.
Who will say that there is no feeling
of thankfulness in the hearts of the
nation when, with horn ALLOWING
and flags waving, it gives vent to tbs
JOY over victory or any great national
| event?
The ancient New Years service, OBJ.
served in the synagogues even at this
| period, is considered one of the most
impressive in the Jewish liturgy. 1t is
z,
respectively, to the sovereignty, JUS
tice and mercy of God, and as each
part is concluded the shophar is
! sounded from the pulpit.
The first part, "MalchiOth," pro-
claims God the universal king.
The second part, "zichronoth," EN-.
| phaslzes that God remembers the
work of the world and visits all Great
ures and that nothing remains con-
cealed from his eyes"
The last part, "Shopheroth," speaks
of the scriptural shophar. and espe-
cialiy as it is connected with the Civ
! ing of the law On Mount Sinai, when
! it's tones were first heard, and also
with reference to the time when the
great trumpet" will be sounded Ito
declare the universal triumph CT lib.
erty and religion"
In poem sermon founded on pas.
sages from the Taimund, by, the Rev.
IsidOre Myers, B. A.. in Montreal in
1897 (5G57 Jewish year,, the follow.
ing occurs:
What solemn thoughts each blast COM
! peis!
| At every sound cur bosom swells;
| Our soul is stirred by eveIy note
| That issues from the shophar's throat
| The first. which "Ma!chioth'' is named,
! In which Gods sovereigntys proclaimed,
| Gown emmOrates fact sublime
! Recalls to mind creations prime.
| When God. creating out of nought.
This world into existence brought .
This universe by wisdom planned
And framed by His Almighty hand
| Whose order. beauty. hal mony.
We everywhere can plainly see:
| Whose every part. below. above.
| The impress bears of gracious love.
The shophar's voice does first record
| The coronation of the Lord
Thus, from its first mention up to
the present period, has the shophal
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-28
is A NOVEL CAPTURE.
Alleged Crook Shoots Friend Who
Does Lootinu.

Does lOotlnQ.
Davenport, Iowa, Dec. %. - Hugh
Stocklin and Walter Walker, alleged
hoorse thieves, wanted at Cassville,
Wis, were captured here yesterday in
a novel way. The men are accused of
having stolen team and rig at Cass-
Vile. They were driving south, ran
short of money, and they stopped at
a store in Eldridge, Iowa, where Walk
er stood guard at the front door while
Stocklin pillaged the place, it is al
legged. Stocklin went out of the store
by the back door. Seeing man come
around the coorner whom he thought
was a stranger, Walker opened fire
and seriously injured his friend before
the latter's cries disclosed his identi-
ty. The men hurried to Davenport
for medical aid, but the physicians
did not believe their story Of hold
up and called the police, who arrested
them, and later, it is said, secured
their confession to both crimes.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-28

Thousands of Centuries Re-Echo
in the Blowing Of Horns To-Day


Blowing of horns on occasions of
JOY and festivity has grown to be an
established institution in the United
States. Whether the custom as prac-
ticed is strictly in musical accord with
the harmonious feelings of a people
who in one voice indulge a celebration
which affects all alike is another mat
ter.
While the custom of horn blowing
is growing, few of the old heads stop
to think of it's origin, and the youth
full celebrant little dreams that it is
all tradition; that in those reveling
sounds which escape neither nook nor
corner, loft nor cellar, are the echoes
re-echOed from thousands of centuries
ago-that momentous period in the
worlds spiritual and material history
when the blasts from the rams horn
(shophar) proclaimed from Mount
Sinai the giving of the Ten Command
ments to the end of time.
The first mention of it is in the Old
Testament at the giving of the law:
And all the people saw the thunderings.
and the lightnings. and the noise Of the
trumpet.-ExOdus. KRIS.
How we'll one can picture the scene
at Mount Sinai when the people trem-
bled and stood afar off when Moses
bade them to fear not; that God had
come to prove them and that his fear
might be before their faces that they
sin not.
The sounding of the horn on an oc-
casion so prolific with divinely poten.
tial Incidents naturally brought the In.
strument into use and prominence
during special spiritual exercises and
celebrations, but later its brazen notes
were heard in time of war.
They were also heard in times OF
extreme jubilation and in the temples
of the Jews on their days of rejoicing
and on the day of atonement.
In Leviticrs, XIV: 8, is found the
following:
Then shalt thou cause the trumpet of
the jubilee to sound on the tenth day os
the seventh month. In the dale Of atone
ment shall We make the trumpet sound
throughout all your land
And even in this age of advanced
thought" the Jew, following com
mandment and the voice of tradition
assemblies in his temple to hear the
sound from the shopEar.
What effect must such tones ISSUING
from a holy place have upon the
nearer? They are not musical sounds
for their loud, piercing notes, with nc
range or compass. have never been
found adaptable to concerted music.
In Numbers. chapter xxx: /. We
find an injunction as 10 the use of the
trumpet.
Therein the people are commanded
on the first day of the seventh month
to hold IAN holy convocation." to DE-
no serviie work, 1t being "a day ol