The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-02-04


the church" why notl Turn about's
fair play; didn't the church join themT'
Philadelphia Press.
Lady-Did you ever feel as though
you'd like to work. Tramp-Yes
l wouldn't mind being lineman for a
wireless telegraph company.-Judge.
"Brainleigh tells me be is writing l
popular novel" "Yes, his doctors
insisted on his resting his mind for
a whileg-New Orleans Iimes-Demo-
crat.
He Got It: The woman-No, l can't
give you a meal. The Tramp didn't
think you could. mum; you look too
young and inexperienced to know how
TO cook.-New York Sun
Church, see the Attorney General
is going to stop all this guessing bust
ness in the newspapers Gotham
Whom do you suppose that's aimed
att The weather bureau7-Yonkers
Statesman.
Lucky Stars: 1--WE had a very sue
cessfuI season." said the prosperous
looking theatrical manager. We'll.
you can thank your stars for that re-
piled the seedy-looking manager
Yonkers Statesman.
He-Do you remember your old
school friend. sophy smythe? She
Yes, indeed, do. A most absurd-looK-
ing thing. SO silly. too What became
Of her? He-Oh, nothing. ONLY
married her.-Boston Globe.
Misunderstanding again. Willie7
Didn't I tell you TO stop and count
one hundred whenever you were an
gryl Willie-But 1t didn't do any
good. ma. Look what the Jones boy
did while l countedi-Harper's Bazaar.
ChoIly-So, Miss Tartum loosened up
, and said a good word about me, did
she? Archie-Yes; she said that when
, one got better acquainted with you
one found you were siot half as Dig
a fool as you appeared to be.-Chicago
Tribune.
One Advantage: Rimer-Do you
really prefer to have long poems sent
in to you rather than short onesf Ed
tor-Yes. When they're long, you see'
!. l don't have to think up any other
excuse for rejecting them--Phiiadei-
phia Press.
Il don't believe the woman who re-
Gently moved into the fiat across the
i hall is any better than she should De-
remarked Mrs. Naggsby. "Of course
. not. my dear" rejoined Naggsby; who
c eyer heard of a woman that wasT'-
st. Louis Star.
, Miss PIane-Yes, Tom proposed last
night. and l accepted him. See this
> ring Miss Wise-Indeed? BY the
= way. dear. don't attempt to cut glass
J. with that diamond. as l did, or you !
make another nick In the stone.-Phil
q adelphia Press.
r. The Child-Aunt Mary, nurse say
! when II thunders, it's the Lord seoldin
. us. Aunt Mary-Perhaps IT is. dear
n The Child-Well, l don't see what ne
got to be so mad about Use dom
A. everything to-day 'cept brush my teer.-
Brooklyn Life.
Wife-Henry. what makes you II
such a furious temper HUSBAND
ri trying to read Scotch dialect story
N The plot is fearfully exciting. but
Is can't hurdle over the language fas
t. enough to keep up with the hero!-
az Detroit Free Press.
le Rural Adorer Cbashfully)-You didn
D. go to Mile Meadows party. Don
III YOU like kissin' games? Pretty Maid
u No I don't. Rural Adorer (weakly)-
lg Why don't you? Pretty Maid tencoul
e agingly)-Cause there's so many looi
Ct in on.-New York Weekly.
g He (reading about the latest societ
- weddlng)-They have a lot to So
v about what the bride wears. but the
- have nothing to say about the poo
- bridegroom. She-They have no nee
III 70 because It is a well-known fa'
that ha usually wears a worried loo
Boston Globe.
in Madame On a busy street in Paris
D. Oh. NJ. rAgent, is 1t true that 1t
loo dangerous to stand with the foot {
Of the electric tramline7 NJ. rAgent-N
lol- madame. 1t is not dangerous so loE
as YOU do not stand with one foot
the line and the other on the overhe'
wire.-Pick Me Up.
i Miss Flyrty-Jack Hanson was te
, we ing me about a romantic adventure
no, had at the party last night 1t seer
he bumped into a girl in dark ha
Ica- way and kissed her; and he doesI
ass know vet Miss Elders-Ohl te
heel That was l. Miss Flyrty-Wha
Oh. for goodness sake. don't tell hi
Ia now. Let him have his romance.
log Philadelphia Press
Ii Miss Hoamley-Didn't you hear Nj
Knox tell me yesterday that was t
I'M homeliest girl in our setT' Miss Coo
etv ley-Yes. the hateful thing! l ga
DIV her a piece of my mind about it aft
Inc ward. Miss Hoamley-Ohl did you?
tho hope you weren't too hard on her. NJ
ON Goodley-well. l told her she ought
consider how sensitive you must
oss about it.-Philadelphia Ledger.
: ii Perfectly Congenial: Naggsby
las When a man and his wife think
lost same thoughts simultaneously, 1t is
om sign that they are exceedingly cong
ken ial. waggsby-So? Well. then.
wife and are congenial all right,
as the other night. when she said q
, of she wondered why I'd ever been 81
ing a fool as to marry her. l had b.
hi ,,