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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08
KANSAS CITY IIvEsTOCK. Dec. Seattle

KANsAS CITY LIVESTOCK, Dec. 8.-Uattle-
Receipts, 1000, including 300 southerns; market
steady. Native steers, $S.50@e; native cows
and heifers S2@4 90; stockers and feeders, $3.50
@4. 90 calves, 81. 5O@6.5O; western steers, $3.50
as; western cows, $2.25@3.60.
; Hog-Receipts, 5000; market sc lower. Buik
of sales, $4.90@5. O5; heavy, $5@5:1O; packers,
$495@5.O71a; pigs and lights $4.6o@5;
Sheer-Receipts, 1000; market steady. NUT.
TONS $4.5o@e; lambs. $500: ~; o red range
wethers, $5@625; fed ewes, $4.2506.2o.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08
NEW YORK FLOUR AND GRAIN. D

NEW YORK FLOUR AND GRAIN. Dec. g.
Flour, receipts, $3.50 brls: sales. 200 brls;
bu; sales. 7o).bOO bu: there was stronger
tone this morning and Nc to &c advance. based
higher Cables light Argentine shipments and
nominal: No 2 western. Toe New York.
Corn, receipts, 119,325 bu; sales dull and no
trade. c- . 4. ..s. E-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08

NEW YORK PROVISIONS, Dec. s.--Beef,
steady Pork, steady. Lard, firm; prime west
ern steam, $7.55@7.65
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08
NEW YORK PRODUCE. Dec. g.

NEW YORK METALS, Dec. S.-Lead, firm,
So 3s@61O Copper, strong, TN @1sAc.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08
WINNIPEG GRAIN, :. Dec. s.-pecember.

wheat opened at 75Hc closed at 1870; January
opened at 76Ac, closed at 76Ac;- May opened at
SOAc, closed at SOHc; July closed at S1Ac.
Cash close: No. 1 hard, 7sAc; No. northern. |
TIC; No. 2 northern, 74Ac; No. 3 northern,
No; fax, 97c. Receipts of wheat for the day
254 cars, last year 1874; for the week, 1857
cars last year ], $685.. zt-zt -cr75 ~;
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08

Liverpool closed wheat, ~ I'D higher. Corn
UNCHANGED to I'D HIGHER.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08
MILWAUKEE FLOUR AND GRAIN,

MILWAUKEE, FLOUR AND GRAIN Dec. s.
Flour, steady Wheat, steady: No. northern,
ss@S9c; No 2 northern, s41a @S7c; May, ss1ac
asked Rye + f1rner:. No; L. = @7lc Barley
er; standard, 3z@33c. Corn, lower: May, 45c
esked. III ~. 49, Z
/ Wheat-Puts, ssc bid: calls. ssMc.,
Corn--Puts, 44Kc asked; calls, 45c asked.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08

NEW YORK OIL Dec IS Petroleum, steady
refined, all ports, $7.75@7 80.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08
NEW YoR KsuGAR AND COFFEE, ]

Sugar, raw, firm; fair refining, &c; centrifu'
gal, 90 test, 8 9-16c; molasses sugar, 2Ac; re.
fined steady; crushed, 5.4Oc powdered, A. SOC;
graduated 4.7Oc. Coffee, steady, &c. Rio
sac Molasses firm; New Orleans, S0@3sc.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-11-23
9te 9entide Sausfra,s.

rn1ere 2efertnnen tpiiien, baB mir
Der neuen Monatsi9rtft 0ie Oeut19e
6ausfrau bas orDBte Mpblpollen ents
gegenbringen. Wtr peripre9en uns in
Der Sbat bon bieier 3eitf6rift einer
ni6t iii unterf9dBerben Ginffub auf
bas 2eben unb 0enfen bes eeIammten
9euti9tbums bteles 2anbes. Mie Iehr
mir in oieier Nnnahme ri6tig itnb,
betpeiIen bic bielen anertennenben
S2reiben, bic ben 6erausqebern BON
Sag 5u Sag aus benz 2eierfreiIe Ser
3eiti6rift augeben. 90 reht beutlt9
qebt bies berbor aus na6folgenbem
8riefe, Der getpiB piele Miitter erfreuen
tpirb, bic in ibren &tnbern bic 9iebe
au beutIGer Spra6e unb beut{her
Dirt au erbalten beitrebt iinb. gs beiB.
bd:
Californian, ben t6. Sftober 1905.
gln Die SeutIde Sdusfrou,
Detlnaufee, 8i5.
8ertbe 9tebaftionl
9lnbet Senoe i6 ben 8etrag $50
gents) fir grneueruns bes glbonne,
AtSltI9 uAt H~DlC S-SAiIlAS 4yAuSI I0u
tpeldes i'm Sftober ablduft
8enn i6 all6 nid1t 10 eliidlib mar.
Gbonnenten 5u iar1neln, idb mar la.9e
frauf ut1o fonnte ipent9 nusgeben, I'M.
iere Sreunbe bier balten Die 8eitidrif.
ale, unb Seoem lit iie Elm lieber Sreuno
eeiporben. Nteine 10idbrige So6ter
tann faIt ME Die 3eit ertparten. biz fie
eri6eint, iie bat iest biel Snteref1e am
9eutf6en gSir balten berI6iebene ans
bere 8lGtter, aber .9ie 9entI6e Saus.
frau" bat iie ean5 beIonbers Iteb; audi
bilft Die 3etti6rift rneinem Wann ln6
mir nratlcbe Ibenoltunoe berfiir3en.
8ir tpiinI6en nur, baB 1ie ii1 irtmer
n1ebr nerbreiten nt09e.
Neit 8rub
Srall Wenrte SCHUBERT.
Oiefem Wunihe Der ssrau S9ubert
fhlieben mir llns gerne an. Dem
Oeuti6tbum biefes 2anbes bistet ficb
eine @eleeenhsit in etnmiitbigem 6ai1.
beln ii6 felbit etn Denfmal a1 feben,
duf bas mir lanse Sabre nit StpIa
tDerben bliden fOnnen.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-11-23

SIR bic MaiferDerioraune min bte
Gtabt Hetp Oorf $161, 100000 psrz
ausadben. Gein Wunber. baB bort
Elm 70 uiitbenoer gemtertampf itatt.
finbet! Is
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-11-23

g 9ppa.- Sm Wagsitbal per=
uneliidte BEL einem Sang on Der @ti=
geren alt 2anoammann Winet. @r
ipuroe fGperperlebt aufsebpben unb
nit ben Sterbefaframenten perfeben.
Shun. Safpb 9ir5el, 8udbal@
ter Der eibsenDfiiiden Munttionsfdz
brif, itarb in Sbun i'm 67. 2ebens=
iabre. Seit beinabe bier Sabraebnten
Fat er feline SteIle berfeben.
8 iir d. - Oas 6dnurgeriht
Derurtbeilte ben Gubolf Run3 bon
Walb, Sdiffmann in 2ansnau a. 81,
tpegen 8erill6s pon Notbau9t gu aht
MDnaten Nrbeitsbuus iiilter Mbauq
eines Mpnats eritunbener 6oft.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-11-23

OGbersoorf. = Sn Der Qrreitz
5elle beg bieiigen Nrmenbaufes tpuros
Der friibere Sabritf9mieo 8idaro
@roi6e erbdngt aufsefunoen. Gr ipar
elm notoriI6er Srinter uno i,hon felt
eSabren i'm Nrmenbaufe untergebra6t.
0ur9 feline nNusfliige", Die er pon
3eit gu 3eit unternabm, madte er Der
Mrmenoertpaltuns Dias @5dererei,
SapSa. gus unsliidlider
2iebe in BEN SOD gegangen 1T oie %
Sabre alte So9ter elmer angefebenen
sSamilie i'm naben 9eibersborf. sic
unterbielt felt ldnserer 3ett nit einent
iunaen 5errn etn 2tebesberbdltniB,
oas icbon 70 tpeit mar, bab Die 9p1@
aeit balb in 2lusfi6t senommen ipuroe,
als plDblih Der @eltebte aus unbefanns
ten @riinben oas Mdoden i'm Slide
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-11-23

EtVUtN3 EVPeus
6obenfalaa. - @on Der giz
Senbuhn iiberfabren unb eetobtet tpur>
be auf Der Strefe 6obenfalau=Bafpfd)
Der Weihenfteler pdul aus pafoTh.
Der 2ua ipar nit mebreren auf benz
@eleife itebenben Mogen Der 9Piibez
bdbn alfammenqeftoBen. 3fpei Meiz
@enfteGer befanben fih auf benz Iebz
ten Maaen bes Berfonensuges. Wdbz
--.rb es benz eir1en aelang, nod rehtz
seitig abaufprineen, aerietb Der Wei>
tenfte1er Baul unter bic gfiber.
Rolm ari. g. - Ser &aufmann
W. aornau ipurbe tpeeen Nerbadts
Der 8ranbitiftung Derbaftet.
2iffa. - 0as esubilGum fetnes
350@idhriaen 8eitehens beainq bas
Ral. gomenius @pmnufium, bas
dlteite @nmnufium Der probina.
g hrobd. NaAbem Der Mnz
ball an ben beiben @iebelleiten beg
hefigen 8abnbofsaebdubes bonenbet
unb beaoaen iporben lit, tpirb aud
bas eSnnere bes @ebdlbss po[l5tdnbiq
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18

Not all college men succeed. Many
fail. There have been great and good
men who never saw q college. How
ever, the question for you 10 this:
"Will the college education increase
nv chances of success In the game OF.
life?n IL q mans success In America
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18
The BitIers End

A Columbia special says: The patent
medicines in this State supposed to
contain alcohol are going TO have a
hard time of it. In addition to the or
der Issued by the Internal Revenue
Department., which notifies all drug
gista that they must close out all stock
by December | or pay a licence, Chief
Constable Hammet has issued an or.
der to all constables giving q list OF
medicines that can only lie sold by
prescription. Some time ago Mr..
Hammett had State Chemist Burney
analyze a numper of brands aud The
following was the result of the investi-
Per cent
Name Alcohol.
Hostetter,s Bitters 1920.
De Witt Stomach Bitters 65.2O.
Peruna ol'oS.
Cuban GingeTic 6l.lo.
Az a result a circular has been sent
to all constables stating that these med
icines must not be sold as a beverage
and only by prescription. The ORDER
will create q sensation among a umoer
of druggists and may result in many
of them going out of the patent med
icIne business altogether.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18

Queen Elizabeth personally liked her
sailors and their way Of life. She had all
O woman's love Of the adventurer. They
brought her money, hnery and fattefy,
and she dearly loved all three. But they
suited not only her tastes, but her policy.
There was q mutual understanding be-
tween them. II, for reasons Of state II
was necessary to disown their pAvateering
feats, eyen when they were triumphantly
successful, they must reckon OF her hard
words and black looks. Z 1t was safe to
acknowledge them, they were rewarded
with open smiles and favors. Thoroughly
characteristic, for example, was her treat
ment of Francis Drake when the ever
glorious Pelican came home, leaving .
wake behind her which went right round
the world. He had laughed at Spanish
protests, p%lundered Spanish treasure,
towns and ships, with the light hearted
audacity Of the gentleman bandit, and
anchored at Plymouth with an FL Dorado
In his hold and the shouts Of admiriDg
England in his ears.
Mendoza, the Spanish ambassador, furi-
ously demanded that "the dragon" should
be forced to disgorge his plumber. But II
suited the queen to teach the Spaniard q
leeson-that If his master encouraged Irish
rebels she would encourage English priva-
teers. Drake was the lion Of her court.
She ostentatiously walked about with him
In the public gardens. The Pelican was
the scene of royal banquet, and Gloriana
made rough Francis Of her knights--
Good Words.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18

largely determined by his educational
qualification? Notice the answer OF
the following conclusions based on the
brief biographies of who's who In
America" In the Uniteb State there
are 40, 1921 0 persons over q years OF
age. Of this number 1852 appear in
'Who's who"
The class with no school training
numbers 4 ,6S2, 44S and furnishes 81 of
the prominent men.
The class with common school train
ing numbers $780, 51 and furnishes
The cla.s with common and high
school training numbers 1~,l65,357 and
furnishes 1,245.
The class with college education
numbers only l,O71, POI, but furnishes
5,768 IF these prominent men.
Or to express it differently:
/. The uneducated child has one
chance in $50, 900 Of attaining distinc-
ton in the progress of the age.
2. The public school increases his
chances 4 times.
8. The high school increases his
chances over the bublic-school boy %
times and over the nneducated 81
times.
4. The college education increases
the chances of the high-school boy 9
times, giving him 2I9 times the chan
ces of the public school boy and more
than 500 times the chances of the un-
trained boy.
Of these 1852 notables, 4,8lO are full
graduates of colleges.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18
PASSING OF THE GYPSY.
Romany Ryes Gradually Disappearin
From tho Haunts Of Mon.

Romaay Ryes Gradually disappearing
From tho Haunts Of Mon.
The gradual disappearance and extinc.
ton Of that picturesque vagabond, the
genuine. simon pure gypsy, has caused
much comment, but the reason for the dy-
ing out Of the old race ID somewhat difh-
cult to find. There are probably more
rowing, wandering ~vagabonds In the world
today than ever before, but a real Romany
IL seldom found even in England, where
he formerly fourished. In this country
real gypsies were never numerous n are
today less 30 than ever before. They are
occasionally met with, but the bands are
either very small, or are composed OF horse
trading scamps and fortune telling ia
kirs," who have not a drop Of the Romany
Mood in their veins.
In the old days the gypsy impressed him.
self and his personality on the literature
and the art of the countries In which he
roamsd. It was q poor novel that did not
introduce a gypsy fortune teller, and q
Door play that did not have at least one
child stolen by gypsies, while the artists
fairly reyeled In studies and sketches OF
o maidens. But the gypsies OF today
do not indulge in any child stealing pro-
clivitiss, although they occasionally make
o "bluf'' at telling fortunes. As for the
children, they usually have enough of their
own not to bother their heads and risk
their liberty by stealing those OF other
people.
A band of gypsies which appeared In the
province Of Quebec the other day actually
tried to sell their own children, arguing
that times were so poor that they were no
longer able to provide for the little ones
So It can readily be seen that tho day OF
the gypsy 10 past. II he over had any use
fulness be has long ago outliyed it.
Troy Times.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18
Playing For . Deaf Man.

A long and a bitter struggle he had,
this Anton Rubinstein, before he secured
his fame and his fortune. He used to de-
light in showing his friends the portrait
Of an old man who ono bought all thu
tickets that were sold for one Of his ju.
venile reoitals. And he had even Q better
story than this. At Mini Novgorod,
Then he was only IS, he gave q concert
which attracted an audience Of only one.
Brilliantly the little fellow played fos two
hours, but not the slightest applause was
forthcoming. Then he stopped and 3D.
dressed his audience politely, asking II bis
playing did not deserve . little encourage
ment. The dilettante leaned forward to
catch the words addressed 10 him, and the
young pianist was stupe1ed to find that
his only listener was as deaf a. . post!
This singular person used to frequent the
concerts to conceal his infrmity. Cham
bars' Journal.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18
pu MAURlER'S ONE TRouetE.
Ever Since Youth He Has Been ThxeeA
ened With Loss of Sight.

Ever Since Youth he HAS Been AuTOOS
ened With Loss Of Sight.
In the course of a talk Du Maurier de-
scribed a tragic affair that occurred at the
Antwerp academy, where he was studying
under De Keyser and Van Lerius. at
was on a day in Van Lerius' studio, he
said, that the great tragedy Of my life
occurred"
The voice of Dl Maurier, who till then
had been chatting with animation, sud-
denly fell, and over his face came an INDIE
Unable expression Of mingled terror and
anger and sorrow.
81 was drawing from a model, when
suddenly the girls head seemed to me tc
dwindle to the size Of a walnut. I clapped
my hand over my left eye. Had 1 been
mistaken? I could see as we'll as ever.
But when, In its turn, I covered my right
eye, I learned what had happened. My
left eye had failed me. It might be alto
Rether lost. 1t was 80 sudden a blow that
I was as thunderstruck. Seeing my as
may, Van Lerius came up and asked me
what might be the matter, and when l
told him he said that 1t was nothing; that
he had had that himself, and 30 on. Ant
q Doctor whom I anxiously consulted hat
same day comforted me and said that the
accident was a passing one. However, my
eve grew worse and worse, and the fear OF
q total blindness beset me constantly.
That was the most tragic event of my life.
1t poisoned all my existence"
Du Maurier, as though to shake on a
troubling obsession, rose from his chair
and walked about the room, cigarette In
hand.
"In the spring of 1859 we heard OF .
great specialist, who lived in Dusseldorf,
and we went to see him. He examined
my eyes and said that, though the left eye
was certainly lost, I had no reason to fear
losing the other, but that I must be very
careful and not drink beer or eat cheese,
and so on. It was very comforting to
know that I was not to be blind, but
have never shaken of the terror OF that
apprehension.
my life was q very prosperous one rom
the outset In London. I was married IN
1868, and my wife and I never once knew
financial troubles. My only trouble has
been my fear about my eyes. Apart from
that I have been very happy" -Westmin'-
Ger Budget.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18
No& So Very Unexpootod.

"Ada dearest Ada, will you be miner"
"Oh, Charles, this is sc u~nexpectedl
You must give me q little time"
Chow long, darlingf'
"Oh, I will Just call mamma. She b
waiting In the nsxt room. "-Fliegends
alatter.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18
IN JAIL AT
Gayner and Green Again In the Grasp
OF the Law.

Savannah, Ca, Dot. 9-John F. Gaynor
and B. u. Greene, the men who 1ougnt q
for 40 many years. arrived here at s o'cloeE
this morning. Their wives, who had precea-
ed them to Sayan nah. met them at the oe-
pot. The prisoners were at once tsKen 10
had gone to Montreal for them, accompanied
by Deputy Doyle.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-10-18

Everyone is admiripg Bargains cut glass.
latest styles and newest cuts are IN pro-
fusion, Ask 10 nee the "Comport" piece,
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-01
Fine B9 Sc Ball.

An almost perfect exhibition OF
ball playing was given here Tuesday
afternoon, when the Greeley Reds
and Fells of Denver met in two
games. Both were won by the
Reds, the first by a score OF to l
and the second by a score of to 3.
Tam pitched the first game fol
Greeley and Coigrove the second.
Ernst caught both games. In the
first game Tam S work was the
feature, striking out fourteen men.
For the visitors the battery was
Heartz, Jackson and Lane.
A good sized crowd witnessed the
two games
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-01
RoA0 5000 Years Old.
scene, hIorg one q the 'tH'' A"-
eicnt highways - t-r 'rt'-'

Scenes Along 'H' - f-'
cicnt Hl=hvHE> - ttc ''t'-'
Ile laa4 -..- . -.---"
l--s-l cue -lrta... t--
.u-au- a...~5 r -
one gf -e 1.Ga nEV '.
Caravans have been SING a.' y
-1r III lens, 1l.u years,
say. u.eu-.g-- srrrs
IN aale.> w-- te.e a-
bass o.. wlaa.
one cou. ..a-t EtE
raga was .-a.u al-l- aaH
of UgmatE a. lli h.s -HHa,
tie seven Years gs Famine aAl even
here tlu 5. things are passing ar.t
heyoul tle long Gu- o. ya.g.s was %
longer .iGy u ta.ITl gaLaa their a..tE
blue robes &.i.aI above l.-,F h4el',
elrry'a- Upon tAo.y shoulders H+5a..-
Of earth ana stone for tie r9aanei 'i
tie new French railway
Tie carria-e road is French too ana
very good road 1t is some men we're
rpualriu. IL with most ingenious
roller 1t was great round stone.
drawn hy two oxen and GoEiH- l4s
axle pr1i5u-el by twenty foot i'..e'
gr lie end II which bgrele--e -eI Arab
was fastened to balance the whole af'
fair II tile Stone Lad t1pu.eu over
the picture 1f tile Arab dln--ln- 81 t1y
ton Of tile slender .a-Stal would lave
been worth wateiiu-.
All 4lJa- tile ride we We're reMiHaea
of Tie past It Is p fertile soil, hHi Tie
very wLgataells are dilarert from
ours Only few yards in width, they
are often of tremendous length, hes
irate to commit myself 10 figures hut
it is certain that the thin. green feds
would stretch away d the distance Na-
iii lost orer some iitt. elevation ~
one place lie raad was cut through q
hiu honcycamIaI wi,h rock tomhS
which the LIj said were Jewish.
Every now ud then we passed g ia.L
or great hcmispbcrical mound. built up
Of the rubbish Of a dozen ruined towns,
for even as late as Roman times tatS
was d wen cultivated and pan1.2ns
country. There is now no lumber
available for building purposes, and 10
number of villages tie houses are a.l
built with c1nioaI roofs Of stone.
Where the rock happens 10 be Of a
reddish tiuge the houses remiul one of
nothing SO much as collection Of In
dian wicwaE.s. Where the stone is
white. as ut Tel ct Biseh, it clitte-7
ana sparlIeS like a fairy city cut out
of loaf Scribuer's Magazine.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-01
STRANGE CHECKS.
The Odd Assortment Collected ny
One nanil Cleri-.

The odd Assortment Collected ny
One Hanis CIeri-.
A torn linen collar. piece Of latl, Il
cuff and half dozen other odd OBJ
iects huuz above the bank clerks desk.
My collection Of queer checks" the
young man said. Each Of those things
is check Each was duly hUuOred
Each has a story.
Il have been collecting queer checks
for three years. That piece of lath
started me 4 western bank honored
the lath for $3.50 1t was made out as
a check 10y the owner of a sawmill. who
was out at the plant with his son, thir-
ty miles from any house, and totally
without paper let alone check book.
The money was needed to pay off the
hands The sawmiller wrote on the
lath just what a check correctly drawn
has on it. and he sent his son in to the
bank to get the money and TO explain.
The lath check was honored after some
discussion among the banks officers.
The cuff check was drawn by an
actor who had become slightly intoxi
Gated, got into a fight and been arrest
ed. He was treated cavalierly in his
cell They wouldn't give him any pa
per, and he bribed q boy to take tic
check TO 4 bank The boy got the
money and with it the actor paid his
fine. Otherwise he'd have been jailed
for ten days. Thus the euff check may
be said to have saved a man from pris-
on
The check written on that linen col
lar won a bet of s.. A man bet wo-
man that check made ON a collar
would be cashed, and of course he won
his bet
Your bank, if you carry a good ac-
count viii honor the most freaky
checks you can draw up In such mon
key business. though, it won't encour-
age you."-Chicago Chronicle.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-01
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Do you always keep an appointment
or just claim to:
A woman always thinks her dress
maker keeps half the goods.
Nine-tenths Of the things people quar-
rel over do not make any dilferenc
one way or the other
When tie doctor says to you, "Old
man, I'm sorry, but you can't live an
hour" how will you take it?
\ boy is 'old enough to be welcome
in the neishoor girls parlor long be-
fore his sister thinks he is old enough
to sit in the parlor at home
Had the old fashioned children act,
ed like the present generation there
would have been no children. Their
parents would have beaten them to
death
Every on4 has his vanity card to
play. The preacher gets a man into
the fold by telling him of the great
influence" lie has upon others.-Atchi-
son Globe
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-01
l.Np'S Annie.

a botanical friend showed me not
long since what he said was the an.
pie that must have tempted Eve in
what was surely a tropical fruit gar
den. 1t was a little bit Of an oriental
crab, about third Of an inch in di-
ameter' and, Of course, it was bitterly
sour. My philosophiziug friend point
eu out thar, Of course, the fruits in
Eden We're the natural wild fruits.
ana he was wondering whether the fan
OF mankind would not have been nc.
gelerated If the attracting tree had
Deen hung with a fair crop of the
tempting golden or crimson varieties of
today.-Couutry Life In America