Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-04-01
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The three best immigration agents
any State can employ are sound laws
safe courts and plenty Of schools
Macon Telegraph.
The people who are most eager to
share their troubles are usually those
who are most stingy with their good
luck Philadelphia Record.
A New York doctor wants all idiots
drowned. We are afraid that the doe
tor will be among the first to leave us
-Fairmont CIV. Na.) Times.
In declaring that ten men would
soon own the entire United States Mr..
Lawson appears to have overlooked
Mrs. Hetty Green.-Delroit Free
Press.
Medical societies are urging us to
cultivate ambidexterlty. In this age
Of grab, the man who can use but one
hand is apt to fare poorly.-Washlng-
ton Post.
The patriotic devotion displayed by
a Jap in going away to war is empha.
sized by the fact that he can divorce
his wife for talking too much.-Mon-
treal star
1t appears that there is a shortage
in the Hawaiian postofiice. But, OF
course. this sort Of thing doesn't nat
urally follow the hag.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
The Car. like Napoleon III. and
Emperor Macmillan Of Mexico, will
yet learn that you can do anything
with bayonets except sit on them
Macon Telegraph.
The Government should bear in
mind that cotton facts are more valu.
able than cotton estimates. The peo-
pie don't want a guessing bureau
Memphis News-Sclmltar.
At a New York auction sale auto
graphs of famous men sold for from
$40 to S23 Mrs Chadwick must feel
that she did pretty well with her auto
graph collection Washington Post.
If Professor Wiley could suggest
some remedy for the artificial prices
that food commands the value of hi.
Investigations would be further in
creased.-Washington Evening Star.
A bill has been introduced in tn,
Kansas Legislature to prohibit foot
BAH and hazng in the State education
al institutions. but 1t makes no refer
ence to the glee club evll.-Kansai
City Star.
1t might be expected that the Chi
cago packers would be "reticent"-
under the circumstances. What f
there for a person to say who H.
caught with the goods -Kansa
City Star.
American farm products were WORT
approximately $5.OOO,OOO.OOO last year
This is why panics may come an,
panics may go on Wall street, but tn
country goes on forever.-AtlantaC Con
sttutiOn
After Congress gets through witt
Judge Swayne for charging up $40
day to Uncle Sam for his hotel hash
it will no doubt discipline any of 1t
members who are thrifty enough t.
collect 20 cents a mile mileage iron
Uncle Sam while riding on FIRE
pass-Atlanta Constitution.
And now the Chicago Health Boar,
has discovered that the napkin is tn
home and the fastness OF millions an,
millions OF deadly and predatory mi
crobes. However, there is no Law
against the old-fashloned method o
using the coat sleeve or the tablecloth
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Lillian Russell has refused to sing fl
the home Of New York society won
an for any price whatsoever The fal
Lillian says 1t is undignlfed and no
in keeping with the ethics whlc
should govern artists to sing i'm pr
vate houses. And, since she doesn'
need the money, Lillian will probabl
have her way about it-Savanna
News.
Three hundred fathers whose chi
dren attend Washington school ar
now to know what fathers colectivel
think on the subject Of child culture
we are already familiar with what tn
mothers thlnk-mothers' congresse
have enlightened us; the pronounce
ment OF the fathers Is awaited wit
the deepest interests. Louis Glob,
Democrat.
Compulsory education is not an IN
fringement upon individual rights an
more than compulsory vaccination; tn
disease the latter is to prevent is les
dangerous than that which the forme
is to prevent. The right of a Stat
with its millions OF population Is abov
that Of any one or any aggregation q
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. (Tenn) Joui
nal and Tribune.
A Nirglnian named Smith announce
to the court at Richmond that his ri,
eli name was Extra. the usual Chris
tian names having been all used Il
by his brothers If another brothe
should have been born, would the
have named him "Superhuous" Smit
or Farewell Tour?" The choice d
name under those circumstance
would be worse than solving the az
Of Ann.-Savannah News.
If it be true that the present insuI
rectionary movement in the Gar
country was melted by the novelist
it Is more than likely that somethin
will be doing in Indiana one Of thes
days.-St Louis Globe Democrat.
Work on the Panama Canal may NJ
be progressing very rapidly, but tn
salaries are being drawn with
promptness and regularity wholly con