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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

Y a Month Really Not Enough to
Support a Gentleman.


Somewhere in town is man OF
good family and excellent education
Who has simply gone to the dogs. He
las reached the dime stage Of the
borrowing habit. One of his friends.
Bob by name, grew tired some time
lgo of his opportunities.
"See here, joe" said he, 1T youll
promise to stop asking me for dime
every time you see me, III give you 81
1 month. can't stand being bothered
20 much. III tell the cashier, and
every first of the month you come in
md he'll give you the $2"
It was. the last Of the month then,
md Joe promised. Prompt on the first
If the month he called for his money
About fortnight later he came in
again to borrow a dime. Bob lost
patience.
why, you promised to quit bother
ing me-" he said. Il can't have you
taking up SO much of my time. Didn't
we make bargain. and didn't you
agree to stick to it?"
u did PROMISE" said Joe. Il made
hat bargain in good faith. and
meant to carry it out, but just want
% ask you one thing, Bob. Don't you
think 50 a month is dern little for O
gentleman to live Washington
Post.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
A Crazy Expression

In contest over the win Of the late
]. Alexander Yoell, a shrewd but ex.
citable business man Of San Jose,
Cal, one Of the facts cited as proof OF
his unsoundness OF mind was that, in
a dispute with Bob Fitzsimmons at a
hotel over the use Of bathtub. when
the pugilist said to him; IF you
were not SO small would break every
bone in your body" he replied: "Try
It; you will get the worst Of it,"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
Ingenious Door Lock.

An ingenious lock, which has just
been patented. has the keyhole in the
knob or handle Of the door. The mech.
anism Of the lock is so constructed
that a person on the inside Of the door
can, by turning the knob in one di-
rsction, lock the door so that it can
not be opened, even by key. on the
outside BY turning the knob in the
opposite direction the door is locked.
but can be opened on the outside by
the use Of key designed to ft tbs
lock.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
Loa Tells Of Nelson's Death.

There is still in existence the log
of Nelson's flagship, the Victory, on
the day Of Trafalgar. A clerlly hand
clear and distinct, wrote amid the
echoes Of French and Spanish guns:
The Right Honorable Lord Viscount
Nelson. X. b., commander-in-chief
was wounded in the shoulder III
S0min. Later, on the other page:
Partial firing continued until All
30min.. when victory having been
reported t0 the Right Honorable
Lord Viscount Nelson, X. b., and
commander-in-chief, he then died OF
his wound" And all the time in the
margin the variations of the wind
are calmly noticed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
We Haven't Time.

A smile to make the heart rejoice
Enwrapped a face most fair.
The music Of a low, sweet voice
Came In upon the air:
The pattern OF two little feet
Was heard upon the floor.
When like a little sunbeam meet
She came in the Office door.
Her fathers desk she soon found there,
And how those bright eyes shone,
AS holding up a rosebud rare.
She'd plucked on leaving home.
For you. papa, I brought 1t here"
She said with look sublime.
His answer was: Don't bother, dear.
Co way. ] haven't time
Oh. busy men, who never taste
Lies sweets from day to day.
Who brush aside life's flowers in hast
That bloom along your way
Who haven't time for smiles. and yet
Find time dark frowns TO give.
Amidst your work, why can't you get
A little time TO live2
David T. Boner.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
| IBlILIlI0N S GRASS

Agricultural Editors wrote about Il,
Agr. College Professors lectured abczt it,
Agr. Institute Orators talked about III,
while in the farm home by the quiet fire.
side, in the corner grocery, in the village
post-oiiicc, at the creamery, at the depot.
in fact wherever farmers gathered, Salxer's
Billion Dollar Grass, that marvellous grass,
good for 5 to IL tons hay per acre and
lots of pasture besides, is always a theme
worthy Of the farmers voice.
Then comes Bromus Inermis, than which
there is no better grass or better perma-
nent hay producer on earth. Grows wher-
ever soil is found. Then the farmer talks
about Salzers Teosinte, which produces
100 stocks from one kernel Of seed, II #.
high, in 100 days, rich in nutrition and
greedily eaten By cattle, hogs, etc, and is
good for 50 tons OF green food per acre.
Victoria Rape, the ldxuriant food for
aogs and sheep, which can be grown at
25e ton, and Speltz at 20c bu., both
great food for sheep, hogs and cattle, also
come in for their share in the discussion.
JUST SEND 10c IN STAMPS
and this notice to John A. salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis. for their big catalog
and many farm seed samples. NV. N. VI
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
Indla,s Mounted Nurses.

India has staff Of mounted army
nurses are all ladies Of good social po-
lows these ladies of the Indian Nurs.
ing Service thirty rupees a month for
the upkeep of their horses. and free
conveyance Of their animals to and
from active service. This corps OF
nurses are all tladies Of god social po-
sition, and have to undergo three
years training in a general hospital
before qualifying.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

gous exhaustion invites disease.
Tltatement is the positive truth.
IN everything becomes a burden
arpu cannot walk few blocks with
olkcessive fatigue, and you break
onto perspiration easily, and your
fhushes. and you grow excited and
sg at the least provocation, and
ylannot bear TO be crossed in any
tg, you are in danger; your nerves
b given out; you need building up
ancej To build up woman's Ierv-
csystem and during the period of
dge of life we know Of no better
Iicine than Lydia E. Pinkham's
letable Compound. Here Is an
Btration. Mrs. Mary L. Koehne. 371
hield Avenue, Chicago, ILL.,. writes:
Ihaveused Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
npound for years in my family and it
er disappoints so when felt that / was
ring,the change o. life commenced treat-
1T with it. / took IN all about six bottles
I II did me great deal Of good. 1t
pped my dizzy spells, pains in my back
4 the headaches with which / had suffered
months before taking the Compound.
J that II II had not been for this great med
ne for women that should not have been
We to-day. II Is splendid for women, old or
ung, and viii surely cure all female discr-
rs.p
Mrs. Pinkham, Of Lynn. Mass, in
.es ell sick and ailing women to write
r for advice. Her great experience
at their service, free Of cost.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
The Smallest Dictionary

The University Of California has re-
ceived what it thinks is the smallest
dictionary IN the world. The book
is French-English dictionary, one
and one-eighth inches long by three
fourth of an inch wide. 1t was print
ed first in large type and then reduced
to its present size by Photographic
methods. Each page contains about
ITO words. the book containing G3O
pages.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
CENTURY OF GREAT MEN.
Six Immortal Characters in Modern
History's Pages.

fftStory's Pages.
From 1880 to 1890 is the most mem
orable period in modern history. Six
great men made their marks-Na-
poleon, whose chief feature was am.
bition; Nelson, courage: Pitt, states
manship, and George Stephenson. in
genuity. Washington and Nelson
have secured the affection Of poster
ity, Washington and Stephenson have
done the most for mankind, yelling
ton enjoys the respect of ALL Pitt has
our admiration and Napoleon will for
ever excite the wonder of the world.
Napoleon endeavored to remodel Eu-
rope; George Stephenson succeeded
in doing SOL Washington and Ste.
phenson together had independence.
observation and ingenuity-the three
qualities which are of the most sery.
ice to humanity. Truth.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

THE cup of human misery is never
quite full until some form of itching
skin disease is added. Then it over
flows. Hunts Cure is a specific for
any itching trouble ever known. One
application relieves. One box is guar
anteed to cure any one case"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
aHow,s Your couah?v

"If you are still coughing your life
away, we desire to tell you once more
-lest you forget-that Simmons
Cough Syrup will cure you, and do it
quickly. 1t gives you rest, peace and
sleep"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

When Pa gets sick. he forfeits the
little sympathy he would naturally
receive by always getting sick at tae
wrong time; where there is party or
dressmaker in the house, pr sorne-
thing is going on.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

Writing is not literature unless It
gives to the reader pleasure which
arises not only from the things said,
but from the way in which they are
said; and that pleasure is only given
when the words are carefully or curl
ously or beautifully put together into
sentences -Stopford Brooke.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
HYHOMAs A. EDISON,
the inventor, in map
ping out the prob
lens Of the future, gives
first place To the necessity

first place to the necessity
OF fighting the bacteria which give us
our diseases. Next TO the actual bacte-
ria OF disease, the mosquitoes and flies
are the most dangerous enemies of
man. The mosquito with its bite in
jects into our veins malaria, yellow
fever, and other fatal Troubles. The
fly, with spongy feet, collects the invis-
ible germs OF diseases, spreads them
over our food and poisons us with ty-
phoid, cholera and other plaques of the
human race.
GOOD RED BLOOD OUR AMMUNITION.
The blood which flows through our
veins and arteries should contain
healthy red blood corpuscles which are
capable OF warding off the attack of
the disease germs if they get into the
system.
DR.. Pierce, the eminent physician Of
Buffalo, N. Y, says, if each person
will consider his system as an army OF
men which he controls as a general, and
will see to its proper provisioning and
that it has plenty Of ammunition in the
shape OF good red blood, he will be
able to overcome the enemy in the
shape of the germs Of disease. Ev-
cry healthy person has five million red
blood cells or corpuscles TO every square
millimeter Of blood. The number Of red
blood corpuscles in the average human
being is SO great that it is almost in
comprehensive. However, their num-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

The world generally gives its ad-
miration, not to the man who does
what nobody else ever attempts to do.
but to the man who does best what
multitudes do Wexford Macaulay.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

4 There IS a great deal Of sympathy
FOR an Atchison man whose wife has
been sick ever since their marriage.
But it is sign Of wicked mind TO
ever sympathize with a ann
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

Talking machines-Victor and Edi-
son are the best; cash or payments, 81
weekly. Write to-day JENKINS MUSIC
CO., KANSAS CITY, MO. 10000 records in
stock, Mention this paper.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

When the John A.. salzer Seed Co., Of
La Crosse, Wis, introduced this remark
able grass three years ago, little did they
dream II would be the most talked Of grass
in America, the biggest, quick, hay pro-
ducer on earth, but this has come to pass.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

II woman has a roomer from
whom she gets as much as $40 a
month, her neighbors grow enyious
every time they see the light in his
window.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

There is a general impression that
certain young and pretty Atchison
girl is using something yellow on her
hair.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10
Why Il Is the Best

is because made by an entirely differ
ent process. Defiance Starch is un.
like any other, better and one-thire
more for 10 cents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections OF the throat and lungs. WIN
o. ENDsLEY, Vanburen. Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

AndIIUH IIleIdIuIV y WIWdlo 1IIV
biography Of its humanity. Robert
Lord Lytton.
The decline Of literature indicates
the decline Of the nation The two
keep pace in their downward ten
dency.--Goethe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

We wish we could work all day as
fast as we can dress in a cold room
in the morning.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

When a woman does appreciate her
good luck in drawing treasure and
compliments her husband. the only
effect is to arouse his suspicion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

Literature is the Immortality of
speech. Willmott.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

OFTELE BESTPARTOF OFLIFE


Provce has allotted ms each at
least sty years in which to fulfill
our mi in life, and it Is generally
our ovult If we die prematurely.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

The noblest mind the best content
ment has.-Spencer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

All upto-Date FIousekeepers
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be-
cause it is better. and OF. more Of 1t
for same money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

XXYANTED. For the o. s. Army, able bodied
w unmarried men, between ages OF q aud
B5 citizens OF United states, OF good character
Rnd temperate habits, who can speak. read and
write English. For information apply 70 Re
cruiting officer, Postoflice building, Oklahoma
City, Okla or Tulsa, Ind. Ter. Enid. Shaw
nee or Guthrie Okla.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

Anation's literature is always 4

Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz. package 5
cents. The Russ Company, South Bend Ind
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-10

health or decrease with illness or mag.
tonic for increasing the red blood Cos
& up healthy tissue is no doubt Doctor
ical Discovery. This medicine has been
yer third OF century and numbers
lsand.
A tonic made up largely of alcohol
will shrink the corpusclcs OF the
blood and make them weaker for
resistance. A cod liver oil makes
the stomach groan because it is irri-
tating What is needed is an alter
alive extract made OF roots and
herbs, without the use of alcohol,
that will assist the stomach In as
/ similating or taking up from tho
"A food such elements as are required
b for the blood, also an Alternative that
{ will assist the activity Of the liver
and cause it to throw off the poisons
in the blood When we have accom-
plished this we have put the system in
a fortified condition so strong that Il
can repel the germs of disease which
we find eyerywhere-in the street cars,
the shops, the factories, the bedrooms,
wherever many people congregate, or
where sunlight and good air does not
penetrate.
Accept no substitute for Golden
Medical Discovery" There is nothing
just as good y for diseases OF the
stomach, blood and lungs.
On. r. v. PIERCE Buffalo. n. Y:
Dear Sfi-Your "Golden Medical Dlscov-
cry" IS sick mans friend. For the past
seven years my health gradually failed. /
lost my appetite. became nervous and debill-
tated. very respondent and unable to sleep.
No medicine helped nc until | tried Doctor
Picrce's Golden Medical Discovery, 1t nut
new life Into my veins and increased vitality
until could once more enjoy life and attend
to my business. Eight bottles affected COM
plete cure and gladly do j recommend it,
Very sincerely yours,
GEO. n TURNER.
2203 California St.. Denver, Colo.
Ex. Financial Secretary International
brotherhood Of Teamsters.
The bible OF the body is the name
given to DR.. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser, Of which over two
million copies have been Sold Send
q cents in one-cent stamps, for this
l000-page book in paper covers, or 81
stamps for the cloth-bound Address
DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-04-03
REvERsEs $4,000 JUDGMENT CASE

OLYMPIA, April 3.-The $4,000
judgment obtained by Mrs. Sarah May
Wright against the Northern Pacific
railway for damages for the death Of
her husband, who was killed by the
cars at Gem, Idaho, HAS been reversed
by the supreme court and the case sent
back to the lower court. AS originally
given by the jury the verdict was for
100000, but on the ground that it was
excessive the trial court reduced it to
$4,000, the plaintiff agreeing to ac-
cept the less amount.
The Political Economist.
John Mitchell, the labor leader, was
discussing an English fnancier.
His ideas of political economy" Mr..
Mitchell said, remind me of those Of
Marshall Saunders of Braidwood.
'Braidwood is an Illinois town, and
I passed my boyhood there. Marshall
Saunders has a fine apiary. He raised
good bees and good honey. 1t was a
pleasure to visit his neat, we'll painted
city of hives.
Marshall had an inquiring mind.
and he would sometimes ask himself
strange questions. One of the Ques-
lions hecontinually asked himself was
this:
Have any right to rob these bees
of their honey?"
answer that question to his own salts
faction. Finally, though, he found an
answer. I heard him tell it to his
friends with pride.
ct used to meel mean,' he said.
about robbing the beenives, but after
thinking the matter over, I see now I
am in the right. If it wasn't for me
taking the honey all the bees would
be out of work the whole of next sum-
mer'"
The ground for the reversal of the
judgment is that the lower court per-
mitted an important amendment to
the complaint and compelled the rail-
way company to go to trial within but
a few minutes after granting the mo-
ton to amend. AS originally drawn
tine complaint simply recited that the
deceased was run run down and killed
by a train backing up with the tender
of the locomotive ahead, at night on
a dark street at Gem, Idaho. The
amendment added that after being
struck by the train and pinioned under
the wheels, the train was stopped and
negligently and carelessly permitted to
deceased
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-04-03
NO-RAcE-sUIcIDE PLATFORM

HOUGHTON, Mich, April 3.-If the
family of Eli Ruelle could have been
gerrymandered his three opponents for
political office would have been happy.
Ruelle has II sons, and when it comes
to election time they are a landslide
in themselves. These II husky boys
are all hustlers. In a campaign they
can be converted into innumerable fea-
lures. AS stump speakers they can
round up a county in no time, as suave
minglers with the gentlemen who have
votes to dispose of they make quite
thorough canvass, and when things
needs livening up they can be formed
into a good sized torch light parade.
Rueile wanted to be highway COM
missioner of Portage township. can
vass among his sons found them all
enthusiastic Ruelle men. So Ruelle
came out as a candidate, and waving
his hand toward the crowd Of Ruelles,
said naively: Its nearly unanimous"
But there are other persons in Port
age township who do not believe in
race suicide, and while their antipathy
is no so pronounced as Mr.. Ruelle's,
there is quite population in the dis
trict These few grouped themselves
around three other candidates, and
the fight for the nomination began.
Good roads was the issue, and ali the
petitioners for the nomination assured
the voters that they would stand like
a rock against bad roads till anybody
walked over their cold corpses.
Ruelle had a card up his sleeve. Be-
sides good roads, which nobody could
deny, he made an issue Of his own
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-04-03
INSANE THROUGH A JOKE.
He Has Visions of Robbers and Pleads
for Protection

LEWISTON, April 3.-The $4,000
damage case resulting from the fake
holdup at Waha a few weeks ago came
up in the district court yesterday on
a demurrer interspersed by the defend
ants setting forth that the complaint
was not definite and did not state suf-
ficient facts. The court overruled the
demurrer, remarking that the COM
plant was very definite and complete
The defendants, Henry Haines and
others, were given until Saturday
morning to make answer.
Ray Names, the plaintiff to the suit
and the victim of the fake holdup, is in
a serious condition. During the past
few days he has grown so much worse
that yesterday his mother was tele
graphed to at Spencer, Ind, and asked
to make some arrangement for the
care of her son.
The condition of the unfortunate
fastener is becoming more pitiful day
by day, and that he may end in an in
sane asylum is freely predicted. The
practical joke, which to the perpetra-
tors brought sucn high glee, has had
a most unexpected effect upon Names.
Visions of the masked men frequent
ly come before him and he pleads fire.
quently for protection.
For a time after the affair he improv-
ed and was we'll on the way to recov-
cry, when one day one of the Waha
citizens who had taken a part in the
joke met him on the street and gave
him a cursing. That night ne suffered
relapse and ever since then his mind
has been failing more and more.
People here who knew and talked
with Names just previous to his trip
to Waha declare emphatically that he
was as sane as man could be, but
that he was weakened by the siege of
and the fright coming so
soon after this had a double effect.
Names is still in the hospital and
under constant attention.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-04-03
-RockefeIIer's Salary $4,000 a Year.

NEW YORK, April 3.-The definite
statement is made in Wal1a street that
John D. Rockefeller receives only $780,
900 a year as president of the Stand
ard Oil company, in which he owns
capital stock to the amount of $40,-
OO0. 900, AMI which has a market value
of s24s,00O,00O. To this statement was
added another that few employees of the
Standard Oil company at No. 26
Broadway, receive much more than
$4,000 a year.
The further statement was made
that s. c.. T. Dodd, the general solic-
itor of the company, who has been
credited with receiving an annual SAL
ary of s250,00o, actually gets less than
one third of that amount, and receives
no commissions.
Notwithstanding Mr.. Rockefeller's
small salary, it is said that his total
income is between $3s,oo0.ooo and $780,
100000 a year from his investments.