The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-09-09
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Then her eye caught name on the pro-
gram and she started. She called mes
senger, whispered to him, handed him IS
and settled back with a smile. / nearly
had fit few minutes later when the
messenger returned and handed her a roll
OF brown and green worth just 3405. Kill
kare won the first race ut the fat price Of
80 to l..
How on eafth' said I.
just "a hunch,' she said. The word
killjoy made me remember there was a
horse named killkare in the first race. !
didn't say anything
Il have thrown away dope sheets and
FORM fern said the sporting man. sand here
She had been in her mistress's, service
exactly two weeks when she announced
that on the following Saturday there would
be a vacancy as lady g maid. Her mistress
was puzzled. Their relations had been
mutually satisfactory, at least to all out
ward appearances.
"Is there anything the matter with the
placer" she demanded. Il thought had
been very easy on you"
Deed, ma am. amt got no kick bout
de wuk," was the earnest assurance. you
shore am fine lady to wuk for.
"Do you want moro money!"
"N-no, not exackly money"
well, what is the trouble'' exclaimed
her mistress impatiently.
wukked befoh. de ladies', dey sent notes
to gemmen frens, an de gemmen frens.
dey give me dolah fob bringin de note,
an den dere was de excitement. Yes m,
OATS de trouble. Dey amt no excitement
here. got to CO.
And she went.
1The ignorance Of the average person
about the commonest things Ia what you
might call agonizing," said the street car
conductor. 1T serves them good turn
sometimes, though" he added quickly, as
a sudden lurch of the car threw loving
couple together.
what do you mean by your first state
ment?" asked the man on the back seat.
well, Just watch the men on the back
seats. The greenhorns in particular al
ways lean the wrong way when they 60
around corner
aWhy is that?' asked the man.
"You see in going around corner the
back platform of a car describes exactly
you don't believe me work It out for your
self by a diagram he added, as the man
looked skeptical.
At table in one Of the Broadway resorts,
after the theater, a group OF men were
laughing uproariously.
"A new one," and Good! Good" they
shouted, and the raconteur who had moved
them to laughter had to repeat his story
for some newcomers. He had returned
from the Portsmouth conference and had
been telling of some of the types with which
his experience at the place had brought
him into contact.
There was one unioue-he was beyond
all Others" said the raconteur. He
was the most conservative spender ever
knew Of. Do you know, believe If he
we're an ostrich and were to lay an egg
he'd lay a bluebird's egg. AND 1[, the odd
Il never coveted my neighbours goods
until began eating the sweet rolls which
are to be found only in a certain old fash
toned downtown hotel" said we'll known
Wall street man the other day. THE
rolls are peculiarly delicious and enjoy
them with coffee. But if get to the hotel
half an hour late for luncheon they are
apt TO be of the bill of fare. Then sit and
hungrily eye other men who arrived before
me, who have roll or two left on their
plates, and wish that something would
happen 60 them, that | might sneak the
deiicacy for myself. Actually, one day,
envy carried me so far that ] bribed
waiter to palm two rolls from an unsuspect-
ing person lunching few tables away
Two men walking on Upper Broadway
met two young women. The greeting ac-
corded the taller of the men was decidedly
frigid.
what is the natter" asked his COM
ramon. Il thought you and those girls
we're quite chummy?'
I'VE used to be- sighed the taller man.
But that was before took their pictures.
met them one day when had my camera.
They wanted to be photographed, and L
Obliged them. A mighty good job made
of it, too, according to my way Of thinking,
but the girls were indignant. They said
had given them wrinkles and crooked noses,
and that they didn't look a bit like that.
.Those criticisms cut right into my vanity
az a photo grapher. I was as proud OF my
work as they were Of their good looks, and
instead OF ado pting a complimentary tone
stuck to it that the picture; were first class
likenesses. You noticed the result OF the
argument a moment ago:
sSince then l have made pictures OF half
n dozen other friends. They are no longer
friends Nowad acyod neye wsP TO- nsfsn
No photo era pher can afford TO-. No matter
how strong the tie of friendship, that is
strain that it cannot stand
1.-THE temperance GROWER is now an
established institution on the East Side, v
sa;d the owner of Third avenue con-
dictionary store, "On warm evenings
we are kept busy filing tin cans with ice
cream SOD a. The children especially favor
this plan and frequently ha nd dozen re c chip
Along to see they get full measure,
brine their sP peoTest d Eons toe
eaoh dos in to get the coveted ice cream.
The older people don't seorn the RIsa either
a" ~ didn't take to the idea at first, but the
can trade is pretty large now and we don't
have to wash any glasses.
The weather.
The high pressure from the extreme Northwest