The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-02-08

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should be recognized into permanent
activity. We need it in our business.
The German acclaim Of "Hoch der
Kaiser" is now being transformed into
the American cry of "Hoch the big
amist."
IN England they are gambling upon
the Cars life. The rate is about so
on the thousand with the companies
that take the risk.
PRESIDENT RoOsEvELT's asSever-
alton that the Government should
have control Of the railroads Of the
country has provoked much Demo
cratic applause.
THE ground hog came out and saw
his shadow, and now the greatest CON
ISOLATION is that we will not have toI
read any more ground hog stories for
at least Il year.
THE managers OF the trusts, who
still insist that there are no trusts,
should have pasted in their hats
those immortal lines of Burns: 90, wad
some power, etc
AFTER a boy or a girl has secured
the rudiments Of an education there
are two books the study Of which will
do more perhaps than any other two
to fit him or her for contact with the
world-the Bible and a good diction-
airy.
EDITOR GLENN, of the Madison
willie Gropbic is suffering from the
effects OF sitting down in "A chair that
wasn't there. But as editors are
used to the illusory experience of
blasted expectations, ne will probably
recover.
THE CAR says he will forgive the
workingmen for having allowed his
soldiers TO kill few hundred Of them,
including wives and children, and
advises them to be good in the future
and not hurt his feelings in this
way again.
\ REVIEW of the life Of Johann
Huch, the bigdnnSt-slid to have
married about twelve or twenty
women - oo"n.Ih ia arouse the re-
morse Of the man who passed through
the recent lcap-year without 50 much
a. pin scratch.
No. son, "Side-Stcpping' is not a
new sort Of dance. It's q dance, how
ever, in the sense that you have to
dance to the music when your sweet
heart or wife or somebody else calls
you to account for your latest stunt
in side-stepping.
The Louisville Times claimed most
of the credit for having the Kentucky
Legislature called in extra session, |
but MI Haldcman will probably have
TO shoulder his Office club and 20 drive
the solons home before remursc gets
20 knawing too greediiy az his vital>
IT is said that President Roosevelt
is much worried over a girls question
as 10 how American women should
salute the flag. lie was unable to
answer her query. Specific rules are
provided for the men, but il seems
that the compiler Of those rules for
got all about female loyalsts.
WHEN President Roosevelt and W.
J. Bryan are found standing side by
Side-aS they are now doing-hoth de-
Tending one and the same measure
for the good of the whole people, the
American citizen can hope for better
things 10 come out Of the too
often abused scheme Of politics.
EDITOR j. ROGERS GORE is making
his new charge, the Springfield
.S,m, a splendid newspaper in every
respect, Well edited, neatly printed,
and with its eight pages Of all.home
print it ought surely TO meet the re-
quiremcuts Of every newspaper
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Miss CLARA SCHwENL Of Tripola,
Ia, has acquired the skill Of playing
both an organ and piano AT one and
the same time with perfect harmony
There seems 10 be great future
awaiting this young lady The fellow
who get, her for wife will no doubt
he able To boast of mother possessed
of such ambidcytrou, talent that She
will be able 10 nut up her back hair
with one hand while she ,pank> the
baby with the other
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STEADY I'autI "' Tue press must
DC IllprcNNc" WIN 'h' seeming TACT