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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
A PARACUAYAN REVOLUTION
Heads Of Army and Navy Dragged
Ashore by a Single Shirt
Collar.

During a recent revolution in Paraguay,
according 20 a correspondent, a minister
OF war and the admiral Of a feet were
captured when swimming for liberty and
dragged from the nver by a single shirt
collar" The whole Paraguayan navy was
captured al the same time. The plot
was haiched in Buenos Ayres, SAYS the
correspondent. One dark night a steamer
sailed from the port of La Plata bearing
several hundred patriots, with krupp
field pieces, rifles and ammunition. When
the boat got near that historic spot, HUI
malta, which played such an important
part in the war that ended in the down
fall and death of the Dictator Lopez, she
encountered the entire Paraguayan navy.
This navy consisted of q steam barge
seized from a private river company and
manned by loO men. II wa commanded
hy the minister Of war, who turned him
self into an admiral for the svcasion. A
characteristic South American tight took
place.
At the first shot the war minister and
the admiral jumped overheard and tried
to SWIM ashore. But the pair were caught
by the victor. and dragged out OF the
water by the single shirt collar mentioned
ahnye
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
WHAT WOMEN ARE DOING.

The position Of assistant chemist In
a New Jersey chemical manufacturing
establishment is filled by a member OF
the class Of "a. CT Wellesley.
Mrs. z Wsa,herrei's specially is
representing her native state. Oregon,
AT expositions. Having performed
this service at the Pan-American and
S. Louis fairs. she will now give her
time next year 10 the Lewis aad Clark
exposition, to be held at Portland, Orc.
An odd mission for a woman has
Just been undertaken by Miss Gwen
dolyn S. Hamilton She has gone to
Kingston. Jamaica. at the behest o!
the new British Cotton Growing asso-
ciaticn TO report on the possibilities
for cotton growing in the West indies
She Is only "a. but has written consid-
eIabiy on scientific topics.
Mrs. II. E. Root has not many com.
petitors in her lire. namely. bill post
er. As the manager of al opera house
In Wyoming town she employs sew.
erai bill posters. and when eircun.
stances few years ago left her minus
her help. she started in to do the work
herself. until she could teach a new
SET OF helpers the secret of pasting
autographs on blllboards.
In a recent address relative to the
progress Of the woman movement an
ohio clergyman said: There are over
$4,000 professional women in the
United States. There are 1000 law.
yers. 1000 journalists. 1000 clergymen
i.Voe physicians. 5000 government of.
hciais. $1,000 merchants and 32s .0OC
tetaehers and college professors. And
women are gaining on men in almost
all the occupations. save. strange tc
say. these Of domestic servants. laun.
esrers' mliiners and saloonkeepers. >
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
CAUSE AND CURE
OF RHEUMATISM.
shown by Numerous Cures Mrde by
Dodd's kidney PilIs-They Cure the
Kidneys aud the rheumatism
Cures Itself-Remark abie Case
of Magate r.. Deckert.

Eagle River, Wis, Jan. l6th.-(s'pecial)
That rheumatism is caused ~ dis
ordered kidneys IS proved by the cures
Dodd's Kidney Pills are making IN every
state in the Cnion They cure the lid
neys and the Rheumatism cures itself. 4
cure that has caused deep interest IN this
neighborhood Is that Of Maggie T. Deck
ert.. In speaking of it she says:
had kidney trouble and rheumatism,
and was so lame | could not walk.
could not sleep, for | ached oil over. /
that If | had not used Dodd's Kidney
Pills | would be dead | took nine boxes
Of them and they have done me more
good than all the other medicines / ever
took. Now my aches are all gone. can
eat and sleep and | am feeling good. |
want all the world to know that Dodd' Is
Kidney Pills cured me-"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

MiIee fine the meat Of one boilet
lobster. pound the coral smooth and sea
son with pepper. salt and a grating Q.
nutmeg Add the grated yolks OF tire.
hard boiled eggs. Make batter Of two
tablespoonfuIs of milk. enc tablespoon
ful OF flour and one egg. Beat these well
add to the lobster mixture and set wher.
II will cool When stiff enough roll in
balls about the size Of horse Chestnut
and brown in hot butter in chatting dish
Washington Star.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
DIFFICULT TRANSLATION.
How a Missionary on the Congo River
Complies His Grammar and
Dictionary.

When the American Bible society de-
cides that a new race shall have b.
bic of its own. a grant Of money Is
made and the first steps toward trans
lafion are begun.
Let Us suppose the recipient Of such
q grant is Rev. Mr.. Smith, Of some re-
mote cannibal village on the kongc
river liz Central Africa. says a writer
In Every body's. There he is; he has
only Just arrived. Not ore word oil
the gibberish around him does he I'M
derstand; and the natives may say the
same Of his tongue. The first thing TO
co is TO build his house; and even
while he Is building it he has his note
book and pencil ia one hand and his
trowel or a brick or plank OF wood
IN the other.
The frs; phrase he gets TO know IS
"What Is this?" or What is that!
These questions he fires of at his
assistants at all hours OF the day and
night: has them repeated again and
again. and carefully notes down their
phonetic equivalents This is the
nucleus OF a kind of dictionary and
grammar combined. and this tedious
work goes on simultaneously with the
building operations and the general
work of winning the confidence OF the
natives. perhaps for a year or two.
BY that time the vocabulary Is pretty
complete. and Mr. Smith begins on the
work for which he has all this time
been preparing himself.
As the greatest work Of the Amer
lean Bible society has been done in
China, it seems fitting that the most
remarkable copy Of the Bible the So
ciety has yet produced should be in
that tongue. refer 10 the sumptu-
Gus edition de luxe presented to the
6owager empress Of China on her six
t-eth birthday by the British and
American ministers on behalf Of the
Christian women of that country.
The book was manufactured by the
Presbyterian press in conjunction with
the silversmiths OF Canton and had sill
Yer covers embossed with bamboo and
bird designs. a was printed on the
very finest paper obtainable. with the
biggest type. and a border OF gold en-
eircled every page. 1t was incased in
a casket Of solid silver the whole weigh
ing ten and half pounds. and there was
gold inscription plate en- the cover OF
the easket.
No sooner was this superb volume
presented to the dowager empress than
she sent her eunuchs from the palace to
the book store OF the Bible society to
ask for common copy. so that she
and her ladies might compare the two
texts. Her majesty evidently thought
the Christians had one version for the
palace and another for the hovel.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
GREAT POWEI
When Regular Medical Treatment
Failed, Dr.. Williams Pink Pills
Cured Her Rheumatism.

HIND ra1 80. u. 4 Il =
- peopie 'iIl'c'es, VIII rheu'
~ a~a,,,- - sin' ears uiiuer 'ne cure
az. ns pay s,ciahs IN VAN. iheh
,h., :, 49, ~ . se.'e, aown 10 'ne CONVICTION
Inas - : ias'ehed on .nem Tor NE. MRS.
r..., sv,. was NOT Wiling TO JOIN ,he
aaa.s VI ~. ''e hopeless merely because her
49, W Iiu hol KNOW now TO heip her.
mere Is her story:
.;,L oIr years ago suffered greatly
WIN rheumatism IN my hands aud
~. Is; Ai'er mad been sitting While
ny MINUS seemed SO heavy could hardly
Wa, wan on .ne INST attempt, 30 long as
s Aeps moving was all night but just as
soan Us ! s'opped' something seemed to
Nj, NJ S im my khees ana make them acne.
,I, s ' nanus were so BAD l couidn { touel
wsra s,rn,, =, 'nein on nat surface 'ne!
20" .0: s~oneu anu panied SO.
u you cai III physician:
ooctored steadily for over year;
then one doctor said: You have taken
ANYTHING, Still, I, Ala 49, In -
the rhenmatism - ' ''S 49,
"Hour ,har a;s
"a. S;ra-. .'1 soI se, riu OF II:
1,nerent times l had read IN vari'
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
Kinds Of EGGS

II Is not only cigars that vary in nam.
without varying in quality. The pres.
ent writer was once told when hesitat.
ing between fresh eggs" at ten a shin,
ing and good breakfast eggs" at eIgb,
shilling. or something to that efYec,
that these two brands were precisely n.
same, but had to be sold as two qualitie.
because 10 customers would buv 600,
at shop where only one quality wa,
advertised. That may or NAV NOT :.
SO. The fact remains that there ar.
many qualities OF eggs known 10 al
housewives before We get down to wha,
late comedian termed briefly eggs -
London Chronicle.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
People Who Radiate Chez

Who can estimate the value of n en-,
ny soul who scatters gladness and go,
cheer wherever he gees. instead =,
gloom and sadness? Everybody is a.
tracted to these cheerful faces and snn
ny lives. and repealed by the gloom
the morose and the sad. We envy peon1s
VINO radiate cheer wherever thew % 49,
ning out giadness from every pore
Money. houses and lands look 80
temptible beside such a disposition =
Detroit Free Press.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

First line PLATA mold with a littl,
Jelly. and decorate IL with thin strip:
Of citron and preserved cherries; mel
two ounces of best gelatine In a gill OF
cold water. then stir into a pint OF Gus.
tard made Of milk and eggs: sweeten al
10 taste and flavor with essence OF
lemon; whip one gill Of sweet cream TO 3
stif froth and add to the custard grad.
ually; aftervard stir in half an ouuc.
OF eitron, chopped small: crumbl,
enough sponge cake to make a pint anc
add to the above. then pour into the
mold; when the cake Is cold and set
tYn out ard serve. II you wish. ado
two ounces Of chopped almonds 10 tbs
custard-they are an improvement
Peoples Home Journal.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
FIFTEEN YEARS OF TORTURE.
Itching md Painful Sores Covered
Head and Dody-Cered In a
Week by Cuticura.

For fifteen years my scalp and fore
head was one mass Of scabs, and my body
was covered with sores. Words cannot
express how | suffered from the itching
and pain. | tried many doctors and
treatments, but could get no help. and
had given up hope when a friend told me
to get Cuticura. After bathing with Cuts
eura Soap and applying Cuticura ONT
uent Tor three days. my head was as
clear a ever, and TO my surprise and ioy.
one cake OF soap and one box Of ONT,
Uent made complete cure IN one week
l>lehedl II. b. Franklin, III " Washington
81, Allegheny, Pa
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
lydia E. Pinkham,s Vegetable Compound.

II VIII entirely the 81 all
ros inflammation and Ieraton Falling Of
~ liz. - - lNN-'-''! "o"t'e' - inc
II has of
is a
us'Ves Of
ve!opnent. - '' 'SS - &c
lrlar Suppressed Painful Weakness OF the stomach
yield Womb
is as Earrnes svaer
's Eaintness
A
which tbs
che OF either Vegetable alw
le refuse
everywhere Refuse all substitutes. - ~ - -"Ne6""
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
WEST INDIAN PROVERBS.
.er blow trumpet.

Trouble neber blow trumpet.
Spider an 1y no mek-good bargain.
What man no know Is good for know.
When fowl merry. hawk him catch
chicken.
When dog ha5 too much owner, him
sleep widout supper.
When herryin' day come at you door.
you 10 pick ar choose grayedigger.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

Take a piece of picked side pork
fat and lean together. spread with q
seasoning OF powdered sage and a lit.
tie pepper. roll up tightly. wind cloth
tightly around it and tie so the edges
viii not curl. boil tender in plenty OF
water; take from the liquor; wher
ready to serve. remove the cloth and
slice. Serve with tomato or currant
catsup.-Boston Budget
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

Timid Youth have-er-come 10
ask great favor of you, sir. l.
er-
Stern Parent-well. what is il.
young man?
Timid Youth love your d.
daughter, sir. and came to ask her
hand in m-marriage.
Stern Parent-Oh. is that all? Take
her. my boy. and welcome. thought
at FIRST you wanted TO borrow money.
-Cassells.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

A juryman who appeared before Sir
James Hammer in a London courtroom
recently was in deep mourning and
claimed exemption from service on the
ground that he was interested in a
funeral that day at which he desired
to be present oh. certainly" said
the courteous Judge. and the man went
sad-facedly away. DO you know the
man you have exempted?" asked the
clerk. NO" said Sir James. He is
an undertaken" was the reply.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
TICKLEsoME TALES.

Said man who had been detected
cheating at cards: They threaten to
kick me downstairs. What TN | TO
do" The friend appealed to offered
this timely counsel: PLAY on the
ground floor"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

Queen Victoria was greatly moved on
the occasion of the distribution OF
medals at the close OF the CrimeaR
war. but her grief was not apparent
TO those less sympathetic Was the
queen touched" 4 lady asked Lord
Panmure. Bless my soul, no." was
the reply; "she had brass railing be-
fore her and no one could touch her,"
81 mean was she moved?" the lady
continued. and was answered: Moved!
She had no occasion to move"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

Horace walpole once told this story
Of Lady Ailesbury: On her return to
London from abroad her ladyship
found that the duchess OF Deyonshire
had still the highest feathers. Upon
this she tried to get one higher, with
out success, till she luckily thought OF
sending to an undertaken. He sent
word that his hearses were all out. but
they were expected in few DAYS and
then he hoped to accommodate her lady
ship.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
His Theorv

II were rumor," said the Door Inn,
honest young man, 4 would probable :.
able to win the heiress in a walk" "
Why do you say that?" ouer;sd :.
dense friend III
Because" explained the 9TH. -.
rumor soon gains currency, you know
Chicago News. INV
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
Sounding the Praises Of Pcruaa.
TARTARIc TRUTHS.

Bad temper turns the wine OF intencc.
to vinegar.
Some donkeys have long ears. wtne
come wear silk hats.
The limit of many a mans charity Is
the dispensing of free advice
II love is intoxicating. is 1t any Won
der that marriage produces iimisms Il
n-ay cases?
Unless you have a good reason for
doing thing. you have an excellent ex-
cuse for not doing 1t.
The man who can III AFFORD to travel
generally enjoys 1t more than the man
who can well afford IL.
II is pretty hard task for some wild
ows to keep up sorrowful appearance
long enough to collect the life insurance.
A Stove-Lifter.
Sae-Give me the name Of a sooa
stove-lifter?
He-Well. kerosene has been know
to do it.-Youkers Statesman.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
long-Felt Want.

&c get up a Regulator Tor Chils and Fe-
We suggested the deep thinker
hat do You mean. An ague curcf"
" ell, no; | meaa a regulator that' II
make the ehllls come on warm days and
the fever on cold day. - Cleveland
Leader.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

Port your helm!" roared Roiest.
yensky as the Russian fleet arrived in
eastern waters.
Porte" queried the man at the wheel
Yes" roared the brave commander,
neutral port."-Houstou Post.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

The 1905 Calendar Of Y. W. Aver 4 Son.
OF Philadelphia, Is likes inches and de
signed for Office or library. The color
scheme Is gray and white and Is very har-
monIous. These Calendars have enioved
& steady sale Tor years at twenty-five cents
each: for this sum, which barely covers
cost and postage, a copy NAV be had as
long as the edition lists.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

This was the felicitous compliment
OF the mayor Of Coventry &c Queen
Elizabeth after the rout OF the armada:
Il always thought. your majesty. that
the Spaniard. when he attacked you,
got the wrong SOW By the cart
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
Polyandric Race DIVING IN.

The race OF Todas. in India which
practices polyandry tone wife bavina
TWO OF more husbands). which was
10000 strong century ago, has dvins
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

lndulgent Mother-John. | wish you'd
out sending that boy around On all sorts
Ct errands. Hes not a bit well lately and
hardly able to get back and forth from the
practice meets OF his athletic club-Balii.
more American.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
An Annorinr Emntinsss

Dear" said the poets wife. You
are worried about something What
have you on your mind7"
Nothing. That's what worries me. F"
Kansas City Star.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
lust in Tine

"Gracious, l can't find the righ. de.
rartment.' sighed the exhausted shop
per. Oh, my! I'm nearly dead.
Undertaking department IN the base
ment, ma am, suggested the prompt and
attentive oorwalker.-Philadelph Press
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

pia you ever attend a cooking
schooi: asked the Chicago girl.
No, replied her Boston cousin "bns
: graduated from a college Of gastr, n
omy."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

The Baltimore clergyman who inquiries.
What shall we do with our Old mem"
lahors under a misapprehension. The lon
seyity and the precocity enjoyed by the
present generation leave Us neither old
men nor ehildren.-Washingto Star.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

There Is a story that s0!d has been d.s-
covered IN lreiani l. Is sterling to
TANK e how many cif zens o; the nitcd
S,a'cs and New ork policemen have run
away from a good th.ns.-Clncinnati IN
ga-Fef
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

gives to Salzer's Oats is heartiest en-
dorsement. Salzer's New National Oats
yielded IN 1904 from 80 to $40 bu. per
acre in % different States. and you. Mr..
Farmer, can beat this IN 1896, ii you will
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

That man who Is wasting his time in
lnventing thornless caciI and fadeless
flowers ought to do something practical.
and invent a headaeheless Welsh rareb.t.
Washington Post.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

was broken, owing to irregular action
of the kidneys. was suffering intense
~ from severe pains in the small Of my
back and through the kidneys and an
noyed by painful passages of abnormal
secretions. No amount Of doctoring
relieved this condition. began taking
Doan's Kidney pills and l experienced
quick and lasting relief. Deans Kid
ncy Pills viii prove a blessing to all
sufferers from kidney disorders VIII
will give them fair trial
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, y. J d,
proprietors. For sale By all druggisl s.
price so cents per box.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

A Brooklyn woman complains that her
husband hasn't spoken TO her IN nine
months-and he's barber The lady IS
PROFESSIONALLY right IN concluding that
the man is crAzy.-Baifalo Express.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
JEST AND JoLLITY.

softleish--I say. doctah. do you-.v
think have the bwain fevah?
Doctor-No. indeed; but you have the
fever. all right.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
A Guaranteed Cure for piles.

Itching, Bind Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Your druggist VIII refund money n pm
IMMINENT fails 70 cure in TO IA days. TO-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

Inc whipping post has lately been su--
gested Il cure for about everything ex-
cept freuziei finance. VI by not try II On
tLats-N. y Nj.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

fiso sCqre cannot be too highly spoken Of
as a cough cure. W. O'BrIen 10 Ih;ri
Ave, y, VI Minneapolis, MINI, Jan. 6. la1,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

Pity the boy who. at his birth, is sen
fenced to idieness Tor life.-Shicaso Rec
ord-Herald,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

manage to keep my boarders long
er than you do" said the first land,ady
on. don't know. rejoined the other
lou Keep them SO thin that they look
longer than they really are,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

read tnlsl VIII be one OF the unfortu-
nate ones. Little or nori>k need be run
II Peruna is kept in the house and at
the first appearance of any symptom OF
catarrh taken d directed on the bottle.
Peruna is a safeguard. preventative,
q specific. cure for all cases of catarrh.
acute and chronic, coughs, colds, con-
sumption, etc.
For free medical advice, address DR..
S. Il. Hartman. President of The Hart
caan Sanitarinm. Columbus, Ohio.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

acquire some chronic all
ment from which they will
never recover.
Unless'you take the nee
essary precautions, the
chances are that you (who
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quiniue Tablets. All
a. 1880 -. --ss- 49, s--zLs -. 1s,-,
L W. Groves signature Is on each box. &c.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19
A PLAIN TALK
On q Plain Subject IN Plain
Language.

The coming winter will cause at least
one half Of the women to have catarrh,
colds, coughs, pneumonia or consump-
ton. Thousands OF women will lose
their lives and tens of thousands will
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

The first successful -four mill was erect
ed in London in l704.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

and this notice to the John A. Salzer Seed
Co, La Crosse, Wis, and you will get
+ the:- big caialog and lots OF farm seed
samples free. TX. L.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

You are sweet enough to eat" said
,he very young man who imagined he
mad the love market cornered.
ihanks. rejoined the matter-of-
fact maid. There's a small res,anran,
Just around the corner"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1905-01-19

I'm afraid you're not yerv v,s. :.
said the fair girl.
Why" demanded the ners,s,.n,
sutton.
because word to the wise is suf-
hcient and have said Not. to YOU. .
les out I'm wise enough to know
'hat woman's No may eventually
mean yes
Gan yer do little somethiu' fer
an oid SOLDIER" whined Tired Trims
We'll. ! don't know" renlled the
pof,iy citizen. IF you can show your
eischarge papers. may do something
for you"
haint been discharged yet boss :,
replied the hobo. Its a so,d,er .,
fortune am" VI