The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-13
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want to marry him. think will be happier with him
than am at home, and she blushed.
Cabman is student at of the Valparaiso colleges
and we'll known there He told the police that he met the
Sweet girl several months ago. Consequently their engage
ment had been a long
Lieutenant Broderick SOFT persuasive voice. advised
the sepather to rent and let the of love pursue
the tenor of it's way. He would of at
FIRST but finally said, ''Well, let FER go
The word taken quickly to Cabman in his CELL and
the girl in the Harrison police station
told of the decision. license secured and Justice
Falk did the rest.
''What will the girls say when tell q? said the new
bride TREMENDOUSLY
And so heaven smiled another Of its matches and all
went merry Canadian quarter while the harsh dis
of Chcago's daily grind all unaware Of
the oasis in its desert of trade.
There is thing about that we like No mat
ter how cheap eggs she leans up against
pasture bars and picks her teeth with straw There is
always something to do
j. Enough Of this kind Of weather is too much ..
49,
When read about the president giving the car and the
such good advice we have to stop and smile the
Senators Platt and Quay 'sheved' Mr. Roosevelt in
she vice presidency in that dear 1900 A. D.
The czar's position the Senator Adrict of Russia is
badly jeopardized
Nobody on upper Hennepin avenue where the dust
hell RACES has been found who kicks this wet weather.
M4
Somebody is likely get hurt in Norway if thew don't
quit jumping and off the Oscar
The Adrian Democrat tells of an editor in South Dakota
who started about twenty ago Is cents is now
worth 100000 His accumulation wealth is owing to his
fuga strict attention business to the fact that
an uncle died and left him $9999S.
One OF Carrie Nations tempesuous disciples has
oee ra M Henry whose field of operations recently has
Seen Arkansas City, After Of her saies into saloon
with she arrested brought before nstice
OF the peace She dared him fine her. and the aosrate
promptly accommodated her the amount of Sl00 for
contempt OF court Thereupon Myra lifted up voice. wep
and tearuy apoogzed The judge RENTED the fine Dear
old Myra She thought she could bluff the iudoe hit h
honor held too stout hand.
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The divine unrest has struck Kennedy, MIMI The Ken
oy correspondent OF the Hallock News it thus:
This year and last, good people took off
thelr coats in proper season and planted upon
rne eartn tn. TO gadden the eye Kennedy is by
and a. d.; fragrance envelopes beautiful HaocE but
Tor some Of the BETTER nobler things in life; trees
fragrance, COLOR shadow ''1'
When Dad Co1nonton cut his whiskers the Kennedy
man got very busy with his pen. He writes: =
what Gu Min comfn sns ope,s that's
ing town. for the crcokson sangerfes THURSDAY
lie returned next day the for his
of he establishment lingering
tlv had
heard something Cormonton did lonesome
till next day. He looked young and gallant in /.
all so debonnaire and handsome, that our young
lanes bega1 more and more to look upon him with
googoo, the accustomed lips Of the other young men
found a it harder and harde! to frame the old
wreathe his face in smiles In light Of that
smooth and youngsome face it rung strange and
mpertinent, and at last did ring at all And
for want of the old familiar names the good man
was lonely Who can guess his preference, were
ladies mixture hand; on the other whskers
ha his
whiskers
But when the Kennedy correspondent takes up the dis
resng local baseball situation his work is him.
How he roast the nine without jumping members
individually? The problem is solved skilfully:
The Kennedy baseball team: What a subject
for variety Of expressions Collectively ridicu
ous, incompetent unskilled, cumbrous Individual
ly able, scientific, quick and admirable. bunch
of players that, according to all possible calcua
lions based youth, strength, speed SCIENCE
ought to walk away easily naturally with
every game and every team in the county, is in
sstently teaching the world Kennedy means
the disgrace Of defeat at least in baseball Is it
possible that all is right9 You captains and man
ayers and coaches you lies blame. Do
you teach Your catchers to let steal bases
at Will? Don't you notice your third baseman
getting his notion to cover his base, by fits always
tardy, and his backsop, the left fielder,
contemptous of those base throws from home
center, where he should stand sponsor for passed
bale Your feders, leaning hard against the in
field a half-mie out of position; your basemen
browsing their respective bases which should be
like burning Goals under their feet the the
ball is about % be delivered to batsman Your
orthodox coaches, your foolish ban taking
chances wnere all is chance All those things
what I have called the rough corners, crude
edges, and they are awful crude. The Humboldt
game, with it's sixteen against you, should
be kept very quiet while you take your squad and
range them into winning team, which you can
never do until you settle, decidedly settle, upon
regular, uniform practice, where each player feels