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Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
A NEW ANAESTHETIC
Drug Effect Begins and Disappears in
Thirty Seconds
Special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald.
ANN ARBoR. Mich, Jan. S.-The
University of Michigan dental depart
ment has obtained splendid results
from the new European anaesthetic,
somnoform. 1t acted as quickly as
gas and lacked the bad effects of
Nine patients who took the anaesthetic
required the average of cnly
thirty to ninety seconds to DGss under
the influence of the drug and to re-
gain consciousness again.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
British Steamer Lost

BY Associated Press.
AMSTERDAM, Jan. 31.-The British
steamer Alba, Capt Cox, from Newport
News January II for Amsterdam, is
ashore at zandvoort, near Harlem on
the North sea, and will be total loss
Twelve members of her crew have been
gotten ashore, but twenty-five are still
on board.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
DEATHS OF THE DAY
Rev. John T. Oxtoby, Saginaw, Mich.
nv ASSociatad press

Rev. John 7. UXtoby, Saginaw, WTch
BY Associated Press.
SAGINAW, Mich, Jan. 31.-Rev. John
T. OXtoby very prominent Presby-
terian divine and pastor emeritus OF
the Warren Avenue Presbyterian
church, is dead at his home here. DR.
Oxtoby, who was 81 years of age, had
been in poor health for several years
He had frequently been a member OF
the general assembly and in 1896 he rep
resented Michigan as a member of the
American council at Glasgow
Scotland. A widow and six children
survive him.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
Loss and Panic over Factory Fire

BY Associated Press.
CAMDEN, N. j., Jan. 31-Fire in the
plant of the Victor Talking Machine
company today caused a loss estimated
at 100000. There were fifty girls in
the building when the fire broke out.
They became panic-stricken and many
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
BARD CHARGES
BRIBERY ATTEMPT
CONTINUED from Page one3

care to go into the matter further ur-
til 1 read Senator Bard's statement
The bureau of Catholic Indian mis-
sions is now receiving nearly 100000
a year by order of the president, the
attorney general deciding that he had
the right to designate the expenditure
of the interest accruing from the Indian
trust fund.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01

ing season are good. Orange ship

ing season are good. Orange ship
ments are heavy.
Highland - Partly cloudy, humid
week, no rain and warmer than usually
occurs at this time of the year.
Grain and pasturage are growing
lighter than the previous week, owing
to cold weather in the east.
Ioamosa--4.6O inches of rain have
fallen since December 80, making sos
inches for the season. This is the Sec
ond year in the past nineteen that there
has been absolutely no frost; it is Il
very favorable season. Most of the
deciduous orchards are being replante1
to citrus trees.
Yucalpe Continued fair, warm
weather enabled grain farmers to rush
work, and seeding will soon be fin
ished. Pasturage will soon be in fine
condition and dairymen are well
pleased with the outlook. Bee men an
ticipate prosperous season.
Orange County
Ell Toro-A week of fair weather
with some fog at night. Farmers are
busy plowing and seeding. All vegeta-
ton is growing fast.
Westminster-Warm week. A very
large acreage is being plowed and
sown to barley A good soaking rain
is needed to assure crops as the top
soil only is wet; deep plowing turns
up dry soil.
Orange-Fair weather during the
week, with some cloudiness and no
rain. Lighter soils continue to be
worked but heavy land is still too wet
to plow. Vegetation is growing luxu-
riantly. The prospect for a hay crop is
excellent
San Diego County
Chula Vista-A week of warm wealth
er caused all vegetation to make a
wonderful growth. Flowing and seed
ing continue. Oranges are ripening
rapidly and are being picked and
shipped.
Lakeside-A week of warm, sunny
weather was exceedingly favorable to
all farming operations; so of an inch
of rain on January 21 brought the sea-
sons total up to $50 inches.
Escondido-6.2S inches OF rain have
fallen this season. For a corresponding
period last season but .93 of an incn
had fallen; the entire rainfall for last
season was but SO7 inches.
Campo-Fine, warm growing wealth
er; al crops and grass are growing
very fast. The weather is more like
late spring than midwinter.
Julian-1.0O inch rain first of the week
was followed by clear, warm weather.
Farmers continue to plaw and seed.
Grass is growing slowly; cattle on the
ranges are very poor.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
Hurd Continues to Improve

Topeka, Kan, Jan. S1,-A. A.
Hurd. general attorney for the Santa
Fe, shows a slight Improvement again
tonight, 1t is believed now that his
chances to recover from his attack of
pneumonia are favorable.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
standard OIL Reduces Rates

PITTSBURG, Jan. S1.-The Standard
Oil company today reduced the price
of all grades of crude oil. A reduction
of three cents was made on high grades
and two cents on the lower grades.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
Kansas May Enlarge the Suffrage

BY Associated Press
TOPEKA, Kan. Jan. 31.-A bill
granting to women the right to vote
for presidential electors was favor
ably reported to the Kansas house of
representatives today. 1t is believed
that the bill will pass.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
Drops Fight Against Talbot

PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 31.-Rev I.
N. w. Irvine today issued statement
announcing that he had given up the
fight against Bishop Talbot.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
Suicide of ouartermaster Sergeant

Suicide of Quartermaster Sergeant
BY Associated Press.
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. BIS. II
Kuntz, formerly quartermaster SER
geant in the United States army, en-
listed under the name of Charles Cole
man, has killed himself by inhaline
gas. He was 40 years of age.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-01
San 6ernardlno County

Redlands-Warm week with some
cloudlness Crops are making a good
growth and the prospects for the COM
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
DECISION WILL BE LATER.
District Attorney Wishes to Gain Fur.
ther Information.

No decision regarding the survey OF
| the land in the Little Walla Walla wa
ter suit was given today and none will
be rendered until the supreme court
meets, when Attorney General Craw-
ford will be here to appear for the
state. II was presumed that decis-
ion upon the demurrer filed by Dis
trict Attorney Phi lips in behalf of the
state would be given today. However,
the district attorney was not aware
that the matter had been set for this
date and consequently was not ready
to have 1t brought up. This morning
he said that 1t was his desire to first
communicate with the state land board
and ascertain their wishes and plans
in the matter, and also to consult the
attorney general before having it dis
posed Of
The disposition of the demurrer will
decide whether or not the state shall
be held party to the suit and sur
vey of the land be made by the state
engineer Should it be found that the
state wishes to have the survey made,
it is probable that the district attorney
will allow the demurrer to be over
ruled and the survey ordered. The
motion that the order of the court for
the survey be vacated has been held
in allegiance by Judge Ellis until the
demurrer is decided, and it is now
probable that the question will be set
tied while the supreme court is in ses-
sion, though no particular date has
been set.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
U. C. RAIDER. Nuf sed.

U. c. RAIDER. Nuf sed.
Rader-Carpets-Rader.
-Rader-Carpets.
Harness and saddles at Hamley's.
Pendleton Business College is thor
ough.
Best California oak leather uset
at Hamley's.
Old shoes made new at pair de
partment. Boston Store.
Chatham flaming Mills at A. Kun.
kel & Co.'s. Best made.
Call at A. Kunkel & Co.'S and ex.
anime their smut cleaner.
Come in, take seat and hear the
latest music at Donaldson's.
Evening school at Pendleton Busi.
ness College opens October 1s.
Headstrom & Greenawald, shoe
makers at Tetutsch's Department
store.
Concert afternoon and evening al
Donaldson's. Everybody invited.
come In.
For fine shoe repairing, see Green
iwald < Headstrom at Teutsch's De-
partment Store.
Shoes repaired lie you wait by
Greenawald & Headstrom at Teutsch's
Department store.
For Rent-Unfurnished house and
furnished housekeeping rooms. In
quire 500 College street
For Rent-Suite unfurnished house
keeping rooms in East Oregonian
building. Apply at this office.
Cook-Wants place on ranch; will
supply dishes. utensils and furniture
for own room. Married man; no chill
dren. Apply Clark & Rees.
Lost-Point lace handkerchief, be-
tween ]. w. Sullivan's residence and
Tallman's drug store. Reward for re-
turn to Tallman's drug store
Monarch steel ranges, which were
given the highest award at the Lewis
and Clark exposition, are handled
here by the Taylor Hardware Co.
David Thomas, OF Malad city.
Idaho, a civil war veteran and pen
'''N''N's 'NANiNNu W NuNllIlS HIS
ON Mamaloose island, near Hope.
For Sale-Two lots and new six
room house with all modern convent
ences. northeast corner Garfield and
Washington street. Apply to Howard
& Svlngle.
For Rent-Nicely furnished room.
heated, electric light, bath in con-
aection, suitable for two gentlemen.
Board II desired. Inquire 3O7 South
Main street.
Don't neglect TO attend the great
suit sale at Teutsch's, Monday. Tues
day and Wednesday; $22.5O to s42.5O
suits for S17.75. An opportunity like
this may come but once in your life.
Last evening the special train bear
inc the southern Idaho delegates to
the grand lodge of odd Fellows of
that state, which has been meeting in
Lewiston, stopped here for an hour.
There were several hundred members
on board and during the stay here
they strolled about the city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
CITY BREVITIES

Nuf sed. U. C. RAIDER.
C Hamley for harness.
Rader-Furniture-
Mrs. Campbell for street hats.
Mrs. Campbell for school caps ant
hats.
Humane Harness." best on earth
Hamley's.
Now located in Pendleton at Bostor
StOre-Shoe repairer.
The best finished shoe repairing 4.
done at the Boston Store.
Leave orders for Alfalfa hay al
Telephone Stables. w. F. Cook.
Craghead & Hays of Athena have
some bargains in business chances.
All the latest school caps, including
ell cloth tams. At Mrs Campbell's.
For Rent-Suite nicely furnished
housekeeping roms. Inquire at this
office.
For Rent-Store or office room In
brick building. Inquire at Hotel st.
George.
For Sale--A good Smith Premier
typewriter cheap. Call mornings, 81
Water street.
Best wages to experienced girl for
general housework. Inquire at III
Jackson street.
You can work for board or tuition
and attend Pendleton Business Col
Iege. the school that is so popular.
Home cooking at the grocery de-
partment of the Peoples Warehouse.
Saturday. by ladies of NJ. E. church.
Comfortable dwelling house for rent
corner Railroad and Franklin streets.
inquire next door of A. d. Stillman.
Wanted--A good girl to do general
houseworek. Good wages. Call at
81, corner Thompson and Water
streets
Mr.. Sllas II. Soule. professional
piano tuner. is at the st. George this
week. Orders taken at Tallman &
Co.'S drug store.
Ready for business with 26O diff
terent styles in turbans poles and
Tommy Atkins lead. Mrs Rose Camp
bell the milliner.
u. e. Turner's express wagons haul
anything. Stand in front of Henning's
cigar store. 1856 Main street Phone
main 6. The yellow wagons.
Hold your baggage checks for
Leathers' Transfer company; five
days free storage. Phone us; we call
for checks and fill orders at all hours.
Reliable, reasonable and responsible.
Office Gritman's Cigar Store. Gil
Main street. Phone main Sill after
10 p. m. black 1851.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
SUSPECT CAPTURED.
Thought to BE the Man Who Robbed
the Great Eastern.

1t is probable that one of the burg
lars who robbed the Great Eastern
store short time ago is now in jail
at La Grande. Last evening the Mar
shal received a message from the chief
of police at La Grande saying that a
man had been arrested there who had
goods In his POSSESSION corresponding
with those stolen from the Great East
ern. According to the authorities
there the man was caught with con-
siderable plumber in his possession,
and among other things articles of
clothing similar to what is said to
have been stolen here.
This evening Sheriff r. d. Taylor
and b. +. Nicholas will leave for La
Grande for the purpose of investigat-
Ing the case. If the goods are held
by Mr.. Nicholas to have been stolen
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
PERSONAL MENTION

T. ]. Kirk of Athena is in the city
today on business
o. G. Nelson, of Umatilla, IL
here today on brief trip.
j. r. Means of Echo, came up last
evening for "A short visit mere.
Constable j. w. Dykes of Milton, is
down today for brief business trip.
]. r. Lieuallen of Adams, came
down this morning on a business trip.
Charles Rohrman has returned from
Portland, where he visited for several
days.
f. w. Cline of Umatilla, is in the
city today on a business and trading
trip.
Miss Hattie Hastings, school
teacher Of Dayton, has been visiting
here today.
Mrs j. S. KEGS and children re-
turned last evening from Newberg
and Portland.
Justin Wade of Walla Walla, was in
town last evening, having come over
on the afternoon train.
Mr. and Mrs. F. E. Goodman have
returned home from Portland after
weeks visit in that city.
John Knight, coal contractor at
Umatilla, has been in town today, hav-
ing come up last evening.
O. E. Harper. of the Blue Noun
tain creamery, is in the city from La
! Grande today on a business trip.
Robert N. Pell of Boise. was a Wis
ltor here last night while on his way
home from the northern mart of his
state.
| William Durrell a horse dealer Of
Gresham. Ore. is I'm town TODAY. hay-
ing come up for the purpose of dealing
with A. c. Ruby.
Motor N,o1rotr zoe. .h,, ,
ing for Shoshone. Idaho, to take
charge Of the agency and school on
that reservation.
Mrs Ira Kemn of Atbena came nm
this morning from Portland ana left
again on the O O'Clock train for ber
home at the above place.
Division Foreman T. D. Matheson
OF the O. r. & N mechanical denart.
ment at La Grande was in the citv
last evening on n br,af business trim
-,
Ing bis narants Mr. ana M. w n |
Fletcher for short time has ratnrn-
cd 70 bis VOL, on tha n ., NJ |
At Lake Chatcolet
c,.., -.
o,i"iIes iiaiiii'oi Vi 'le y. H. % N
with a severe attack of rbeumatisr,
and l. r. McHuphev Of Snokana ia in
his place while he is IN
MI co.,. S...,.s ~, :.
o,naotoa - ,Y,,,a .o',.. ~
-, sIa,.,-
i'P'NS-N Go NoOhNSSPSi anu SiSih III !
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
Want to Try Them In Washington

New York, Oct. 21.-Hugh Miller,
counsel for Moses Haas and Edward
A. Peckham, cotton brokers of this
city, wanted in Washington on charges
in connection with the cotton leak
scandal, argues before United States
Commissioners Ridgeway in an effort
to prevent his clients being taken back
to Washington.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
Caslling Checks.

Should a check be drawn on an
other bank. 1t is not necessary for yol
to present the cnec.. to that bank fo'
payment. We will gladly do so fol
you without charge. We cash draft
on any city in the United States o'
Canada. and handle items on any cit,
in the world.
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK,
Pendleton. Oregon
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
VIII Hunt Geese.

NJ. A. RAIDER and Dan p. Smythe left
on the delayed train last night for Ar
lington, where they will hunt geese
on the bluffs back from the river at
that place. They will be gone over
Sunday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
Oregon Glee Club Coming.

Manager X. ]. Taylor, of the Frazer
theater, has received a request from
the University of oregon Glee club
for the theater on Wednesday even
ing, December 20. While arrange
ments have not yet been fully perfect
ed for the coming of the glee club
this season, it is probable they will be
here on that date.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21

from his store, the prisoner will be
brought back here for trial.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21
A Positive
CURE
Ely'S Cream Balm
is qui, kly n absorbed
Gives Relief at Once

is qui, ky n absorbed
Gives Relief at Once
1t cleanses,
soothes, heals and
protects the dis
eased membrane.
II cures Catarrh
and drives away
a Cold in the
head quickly. Re-
stores the senses
of taste and smell
druggists or by Il
by mail. Ely I3r
street, New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-10-21

Household goods for sale, s0s East
Court street. Mrs. ]. A. Borie.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
When the 30 ' Grows weaker.

When God is 5od, gain and growth
need never cease ia ore OF His chill
dren. There is no dead liLer here, nc
matter how far back into ply steal youth
the gossip of the world may try TO force
that line. Many an aged saint has real
lied, as no younger person can, that
while tn. body is Caily growing weaker
the life within is sally growing strong
er. And there are things that are worth
more than bodily strength. Those why
are most posse sseo OF ply steal strength
are usually least noted for Intellectual
or spiritual power. And those in whom
the ply steal powers are waning, after
a life OF service in Christ, may rejoice
in saying with Paul: Cur CITIZENSHIP
is in Heaven; whence also We wait foI
a Saviour. the LORD Jesus Christ; Who
shall fashion anew the body Of ouI
humiliation, that ii may be concerned
10 the body of His glory. Christian
Work
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
ohIectionnhle ohedience.

All orders to native servants in India
must be literally given, for in that man.
ner they will be received. 4 mission
airy once took country lad as q serv-
Rnt when going out on boating jour
ney. AS there are no lavatories on
board the country boats, ones abIu-
tons have to be performed in a very
simple msOEer, an ordinary bucket
serving as wash bowl. The boy WAS
told to bring some water, and, in doing
so, happened to spill little on the
floor. why don't you throw 1t all over
me?" asked the missionary, jocosely,
"Aha," said the lad, and immediately,
to his masters establishment, took up
the pail and emptied it over his employ
er's head.-Golden Days.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04

Don't feel so cut up about it, Mr.
Skemer," said Miss Roxley, after re-
jecting him. I'm not the first girl you
ever loved, nor, / venture to say, am l
likely to be the last"
NO." he sighed, disconsolately, but
you're the richest. "-Milwaukee Wis
! consin.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Not Likely.
WPra

Anxious Parent-Meli. Arthur. were
there many faults in your exercise?
Arthur Gust OUT OF schooD-0h. lotSi
Anxious Parent-Did the Latin master
ask if I'd helped you?
Arthur-les; and | told him papa hadi
Anxious Parent-Why did you say
papa?
Arthur-Well. you know. wasn't go
ing to expose your ignorance, mamma
dear.-Smith's Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Was Quite Willing

L want you to understand. however"
/ her father, that | consent TO your
rriage only unCer protest"
oh, that's all right the young man
lied, If you viii let none of the de-
ids may maze On you atterward go
protest. "-Cnicago Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
An Annie SUNNY.

"And now" said the promoter, after
explaining his scheme, Pm willing to
let you in on the ground floor"
Not any for me, thank you" replied
the wise guy. MY wife has enough of
those basement bargains at home to
last us for 80 years" Chicago News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Cause for COMPLAINT

NORTHUMBERLAND did that man want?
Clerk-Nothing sir.
Merchant-Then what was he growl.
Ing about as he went out?
Clerl,-He was growing because we
didn't have it in s;ock.-Chicag News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Acn,Iernic Hnnor.

How neat "a commentary upon the
value of academic honor or a place
among the immortals is the exclama-
ton of the obscure Leon Diesx when
told that he had been chosen to succeed
Mallarme as Prince of Poets" Hence
forth I shall be butt for ridicule," said
the great unknown, and nothing n ore
to the point could he7e come from him.
Yet CD poets of Paris were concerned
in giving him this empty honor, and
how many ambitious ones they were
trying to Kin in doing it does not APP
pear---St. Louis Globe-Democrat
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
1t Would Empty the House.

Young DIamatist (proudly)-So
sorry | cant give you seat for the
first performance of my new play, old
man. The fact is that every seat is
booked.
His Friend-Oh. well, I'll just wait
until the end of the first act; there
will be plenty of room then.-Brcwn
Book
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
No Gsa.

I'VE are far more civilized than the
Romans"
Perhaps" answered The man with an
artistic sense. But there is no use try
ing 10 pretend that a football player
looks as picturesque as a eladiator."-
Washington Star
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Much Too Proud.

Mrs. Banks-Ihat Mrs. Snaggs is too
r.uch o. 4 aristocrat tor me to mingle
=. It'll.
Mrs. Jones-How' that?
'She was knocked down by a hand
arrow, and she had it put into the pa
= er that she was struck by motor-car.'
--Cassells.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
WHY 1t Was

Police InspecGor-Why didn't you re.
port at IL O'Clock, as | told you to? II
is after 10 now,
Detective-F2ct is. sir didn't know
the time. One of those pickpickets l
was shadowing stole my watch!-
Smiths Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04

do you tain,s. J" sae asked the der
matologist, that j "a can make my
nose beautiful ?''
Well. | may not De able to make Il
beautiful. bet I g aldn't help improv-
Ing ii some even { were to biz II
with a mailet.'-t a.cago Record Her
aid.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Can't Always Tell.

Jenks-You can't always judge man
ny the clothes he wears. Look at Rags
Y. for instance
Blinks-He certainly does look like a
iiard-luck victim
Jenks-Yes. But succeeded in Dor
wing So from him yesterday.
Jews.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Too Subtle for Him.

"Yeur father must have seen great
man." she said.
why ?" he asked, showing sudden in
terest.
'Oh, THAT is, somehow, you give one
the impression that he was"
But he, being fool. took it as com
pliment and she mad to tell him in plain
English. at last, what she meant-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04

William Tell shot lhe apple from his
sons head
NO be aemitteS, Il had no fear Of
hurting the boy. lie had Just raised a
crop of football hs.r
The truth thus yealed. the deed
naturally lest much OF its glory.-Judae.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Not IS 80 Experienee.

The young woman had Just said no.
Have YOU ever been rejected before
Mr.. HudoIes;CE:" she asked, sympa
thizinsly AID almost tenGerly.
Once" he said, d spasm Of pain con.
torting his features at the recollec.
ton. by a lie Insurance company
l tell You X harJ-tEa' time!"-ChicagC
Tribune
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Then They Both Smiled

Gracious, my dear!" said the first so
ciety belle. spitefully. Il trust you're
not i'll. You look so much older to-
night"
DO I, dear" the other replied. sweet
ly. Il feel quite well. And you.-how
wonderfully improved you are! You
look positively young!"-Tit-Bits
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Whst Te Heard.

De Style-So you were at the opera
last night. What al you hear?
Gunbusta-W Wen. I heard that the
Swellguyes are going TO buy new
winter home st IA ewood that Mrs.
Goldust is to be oiTorced. and lots of
other things.--N Z Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
Real LiChtninC

Franklin had just drawn lightning
from the sky.
Huh! that's easy" said a meek
looking man; lust hint to your wife
that she is extravaganza"
With a sniff of contempt for science
he melted away in the crowd.--N. Y.
Sun.