New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-04
THE KIssABLE KIND.

She's one OF the kissabe kind. is Nell
That it mowt git back Whar the gal would hear
'Twuz yesterday evenin' 1 seen Jim Rule
Says he ter me "Zeke.' an he winked his eye
Well. whut do you want with me now?, says L
Ike smith wuz de Teller a-terin' me;
H s fd sz how b B dg ter 6e g9n
Met with Josh Tipton t'other night.
An Josh he lowed he wuz cradIin' oats
In the field whar the old squre's litter of shoats
An while hSS wuz euttin. the oats. says he,
A-goin' ter the orhce ter git the mail
She wu5 I, Within ; an singh "a, an jst as spry
Gee whzz! she wuz purity as she could be.
She's one of the kissable kind says he,
An N! Ike toIe me. me eonfide initial like.
lowed that t'others wouldn't keer
E how gy? NS ECU the on OF the @" y mnf
She's one of the kissable kind is Nell
Now, eff you hain't heared 1t before don't tell
II around whut l say fer fear
That it mowt git back whar the gal would hear
-(Puck.
Americans might go to school to the Chinese in
the art Of chicken farming A traveller passing
through the province of Chekiang a few weeks
ago was struck with the enormous number OF
young chickens carried in the farmers carts Re
met in the initial country. He made inquiries
the subject and at Ter 9Th he was asked by
poultry farmer 10 and inspect his rearing ar
rangements The plant deals with 10000 eggs at
a time and the average product is 5000 chicks
The arrangements simple and inexpensive The
eggs examined at the end Of the fourth day
and those that show signs of fertilization are
sold cheap!
No Opportunity" Esmerada,' said her mother
you are spending too much time at that bachelor
girls club You don't do anything but gossip at
There wasn't any, gossping, to-day mamma =
T TfPliSa E'reF"ida 1--WE wee all 'heFe'ch'e"so
The grass eating man who was nine days
wonder in OF the museums of this city
year ago has been arrested at Monocacy, Penn, as
"A wild man" because he was discovered munching
at a bit OF turf. The return nature is accom-
panied with legal difficulties. It seems. IN Penn
sylvania.
do you think that republics are ungrateful?"
Well" answered Senator Sorghum. they may
be or less ungrateful but they are not neces-
sarily unremunerative. "-(Washington Star.
Mayor Dunno seems to be a personihcation OF
Chicago spirit and hustle" Not content with the
big task he has undertaken in trying to keep his
promise TO Chicago of Immediate municipal own
ership" OF its street railway systems he has come
favor OF the long talked OF proposal OF NOV
ing the City Hall to the West Side reserving the
present site the county courthouse which
he wishes erected on the site of the present CITY
Hall and County Court buildings. Tn, plan con-
templates the removal of the City Hall TO a West
Side park. Union Park being the one generally
west of the present City Hail. and would be much
like proposing to NETWORKS city Hall TO
Union Square Madison Square. AS the proposal
has been talked Of at intervals for the last quarter
Of a century, it need not be taken seriously as vet
but merely indication that the Mayor finds II
convenient for q while to give Chicago something
else TO talk about than municipal ownership
Old Hunks (sittng for hts photograph)-Weu
amt YOU ready? What are you waiting forf '''
Photographers little pleasanter expression
please.
Mrs. Hunks (who is standing at one side)-Hes
got his peasanter expression on Mr.. Smith I
guess YOU didn't notice how he looked when We
came m.-(Cficago Tribune.
The Kansas Legislature has appropriated funds
to mark permanently the route Of the old Santo
Fe trail, the famous historic highway OF the
West The work will lie done under the auspices
OF the Daughters OF the American Revolution
In years TO come there will be great interest In the
old trail over which the caravans OF the pioneers
passed In "the winning OF the West"
AT BARGAIN.
Mrs. Cad A. Boutt-Dear mel I have been IN
about ten stores and all used up.
MT II: On no. you're only little shopworn
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