Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-05-13

NWn0n III FfN WV wv w" NV 49, ~
youd rather 500 the sea from tho sea
than see yourself ~ motion
"To zee tho ships 40 by and the sailors
bold and FREQ,
mn Td rnthor zee the scn from tho
land, than SEQ II from tho sea-
,-a VERY man had "a bucket ana tho
h.. crew was armed with mops half
AN hour after the good ship Ca
h'S brillo with her precious freight
of pilgrims from Salt Lake cleared the
son Pedro hurbor last Tuesday
Old Neptune was no rospector OF per-
,ons. the humble and the mighty were
both Frustrated ana animated converse.
,on was reduced TO n few hysterIcal
laughg and curt answers to sympathetic
questions
The nnt lntlmullon OF what was In
store came from the news butcher on
The train, which carried the jolicst
crowd Of holiday makers out OF Los
Angeles AT most uncuWhly hour IN
the morning. when tho late hours Of
the previous evening were taken into
confederation Through tho length Of
lho slS crowded ears he promonndod at
stated Intervals with his oSaeporatIng
cry "llorcH whore you vet your fno
chewing gum lt'a n sure euro for sea
sickness Soonora laughed while the
medical branch Of the Commercial club
dlcoursed lrarnodly on the dread mai.
ndy Of mai dc mcr' ANA It's nntIdolcs,
Others told how they Ind been out on
Great Salt lhkc whom fearful storms
wore raging ana had never turned
mir The wise onoi however, held their
r.0,o and awaited developments Tho
sequel cnmo Win abrupt suddonncss
0el the Not of casualties wns appalling
DELIGHTFUL RIDE,
n was delightful ride down 10 tho
fW, past tho various Dream resorts with
uor charming californian cottages
and bmwn'loggud youngsters playing
on the sands, Auy, doodwin went into
Transports Of delight us the combors
came mciug ~ the beach, II was the
INST time ~ had seen the ocean ana
be so told Lho assembled multitude.
Later he had a chance 20 study The
pillows from the slorboord rail IN IA
fashion which indicated 90 1y the
lcost that he was u conlorlonlst u no
mean qualifications, llut why single |
him oul2 There were others who had |
never seen the sea and who subao-
uuontly wished that they hadn't but |
ltIs ls nnllcipatlug
pECKED WITH BUNTING,
IN arrive, ot the wharf Of the Salt |
Lake Route II was manifest that the
Visitors were welcome, The four mqst-
"a schooncrs loaded with lumber and
dIsoharging their cargo TO waiting rail-
r,ad cars, woro docked with bunting
I'm honor Of the invasion, Across the
water on the san Pedro side strains OF
d hraN band lloatcd Af,er the salt
lakcrs and members OF the chamber
Of commerce OF Los Angeles had om'
brkod, the Cdbrillo slowly crossed to
rIck mp moro passengers from the
southcrn Pacific dock And there, way
on 500 miles from homo, stood Harry |
Hamlm and "Bnly' foung, who had
missed the train and were accordingly |
rushed down 10 The dock on an auto
mobile which some enthusiastic Los |
Angeles man had Insisted on placing |
al their disposal, The Arst thng that
drew attention to these two walls wuB
the sign Immediately over their heads
which read, "lrreSh Lobstcm,' THIS
would not have been mentioned had
not Homln, some 80 minutes later en-
Goncd the sentiment,
Then came the chamber of commerce
O.. SAN Pedro IN all the pomp and glory
OF yellow badges, lhey tell on the
ncck OF the Salt Lakers ANA promptly
told weird tales OF boom and pros
pcutN
Finally the stately steamer moved /
ooWn the harbor escorted by tho tug
warrior BEARING tho brass band and !
the wise ones, ~ The ond VI The break
water the Tug Pew her siren, swunS
round ana proceeded TO return, In tho
meantime the baud played "a Llfo on
the OCEAN wave" ron, Wouldn't You
like TO be Me- aud other littieS
the OPENING TRAGEDY
Then the air WAS rent with
piercing feminine shrl1k, "Oh the ship
It going over The good old boat hcsI-
'oled and decided not to 40 completely
over but return ana repeat me p0r.
'olmhnoo tor lhg benefit OF the people
on tho other side, Al this juncuro Mr.
oNerhock camo cnargmg across the
de'k which had assumed the aspect "
one SIDE Of the roof VI a house, 40 was
'N'ehlng lrontoully at The thin air
"hcn he encountered the neck OF q. a.
ADAMS VINO Was gracefully porched
cowboy fashion astride the water tank,
Aqnms promptly took the mat ana the
U'N' instant the couple slid across lhe
deck ana Knocked over half dozen
people who were SITTING on the hurrI.
''Ne deck When the remains were
,o0ed out, oyorbock tried 10 explain
now II happened but Mr. Adams was
700 much IN need Of an arnIca bottle
ana TOO cross TO 70 into details,
MAKING or HISTORY,
IRON this time ON history was mado
W large and generous chunks soma.
'or Neod Smool had tho thanks OF all
On board who were feeling queer, Ne