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Snd,olin'S llcbcraobc.
Nic rllllihe @ciobitn0 20 Nfl5icrc
mo 5000 Monn, crgcbeu lid.

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nod ilbrigc rrllihc @ciobln0 ser
Snlcl Snd)olin bat lid am 81. &uli
Den efopancrn cr0cbcn. Gin @crid)t
ilbcr Die ScrIoI9un0 lmo idlicbiihc
l(cbcraube Ser ruililhcn @orniou lit
bier cin0ctroiicn mo mcIbet 6olgcn.
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am Nod)mitt0q 0c3 2S. ,<uli Den
6clno lilolid) bon Fnleo al rm0 trieb
ibn III iiioIihcr 9iihtllng 5lriid; 5mei
6cloaclhilbe, ionic @emc9rc uno
Wfnnltion mllrocn erbeutet. 9lm %.
NNllt pcrioIgtc Die aopolleric, oic in.
Observation-Disclosures erhaltcn bate,
Den iScin0 iiiolit bon Ionlun %
WfciIcn BON 9ipfoii gci OnoI, %
WtclIcn Iii0IId) bon EoDlon, modte
Der ,Seln0 Nolt mo Iduotc om Nor
gen ocS 30. ,SuIi lulter EarlumcntGr.
iloQge cincn Grici bon @cncrul Clap
noif oem rlliliidjcn @ouocrncllr, al
Den iopnnllhcn Gommon0cur nit Der
W|ittbeiIlln9. onB Wiongcl an Ser
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lihtcit Die Standardization clBu,
ltcllcn.
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gcntblmS Der rlliiild,cn Tegicruug,
oIlcr &ortcn ltno Sd)riitiiiidc in Nc.
5ug niti Ole rltllild)c Gipil mo WtlIis
t0rUcrluaIhmg bon Su6olin, Iomie
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81. rSuli nit Sberit aniGunli, Dem
iopuni'hen StnbsheI. iuiommen mo
nubm Die pOrgeltblagenen 8eoinglm'
gen an. 0nroui er9oben iicb @olt,
Dcrneur &iupnolf 70 Sifi5iere m0
5000 Oionu. Die ariegSbeutc bcItebt
aus llnilormen, miIItGriibcn Dor.
rdtben un0 ulntliben Eupieren.
Suu0clS bampfer alta.
dirt.
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miro bcridtct Dob 5lpei rnlliltc1or.
pe0oboot ,3crltorer gcltern Diorgen
nm llGr 40 ptinllten al Der 9tor6.
tiiitc bon Goreo, IN Der gtdbe BON
Gbrng China, Cridyienen unb ocn
,aciibo," cinCn fIcinen S5onoel$oom'
pier, ottodirtCn. 1ie rlllllben
Sdiiic gobcn ich55ig Shiliic ob,
BON ocnen liebcn bic ROrticitc, Den
Dtoidlinenronm mo oic Gonnlonbo'
Bride iroicn. Ter CAPTAIN iIno ein
Sdiiiaitngc lplIrOcn 9et0otct mo
5luei Notroicn oermunoet Ger Set
lbo" ipar I'M Stonhe, Die 6obrt tort
5lieBcn mo 6er Nuiien lu enttom
men. 2Ric Itelltcn um ) ll6r Die
aononuoe cin ltnO oamp'ten not
@looiuoitof ob
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berruiiii6en 6lottc
| YetcrSburn 4. guouit.- Die
Monirdlit1t bnt II 3lrbincn Tor
peooboot 3eritorcr, Replacement
220 bis 230 5onnen, fir Die StiiIten.
] Nertbeioiging beitellt.
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Baltimore, Wa, Jretag ben IT.. MnsuN 1905

aus Slberbir0 gcruclbct miro, be
oen ole So5iuiitcu 0ic 9lbiht, oic
slnQclcgerbcit in cine ucuc Fbolc SIT
brin9cn, inbcm lie it HonOtng, mic
inl Hcihstog 0ic NC9ierlugcu inter
pellircn.
9(nbcr$, luic sic So,iol0cmotrntcn
llrtbeilt Ole Hcbrcrlcboit 0C3 @roB-
bcr5pgatbrmlS iibcr Sen >ititBnlini.
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%crtrollcn III icilr9Imt4iibrltn0 aus
ociprohen. Gonit bobcu lid, oic
2cbrer cinc$ Siun~ nit Dem @rpb-
bcr5og iclblt crtl0rt
@cgen uu3l0nOii0c @ou.
arbCitcr.
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in oem Sample NCQcn sic Wouorbci.
fer lmd)t Dor bell 0uBcritcn WiitteIn
5uriid5ulhrcdcn. Sect moucn Iic &c
gen Die 2clltc HIrbcitcr aus oCm Wits.
lonbe IN bic Shroutcn iilbren. %ber
nit oieIem NurhobCn mCr0Cn Iie lei.
ncn GrloI0 bobcn.
Giner Mcloun0 aus Glicn 5uIoIge
lit Der Hegierlln0@ Fr0ljocnt in Iiil-
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@cbuiS Gcrbin0crlmQ ser Giniiib.
ring ol$l1noiihcr @ouorbcitcr ocn
5uitGnoiocn @cb0rbcn oo@ boocgcn
bcltcbcnoc Gcrbot in Grinucr,ug &c.
brudt.
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ltebcraQ Corruption.
Milliunar Bitter in Milmanfcc nno
Mapor Scld)cr in Ratcrion.

Giner ais ,@oo0lcr" pcrbuitct un0
scr onOerc ola Shpinolcr o0
Der 6lu6t. - @ciOcS bCroorro,
oenoe Republifoncr. - @cgca
ben popuIorltcn Wonn in Ntil.
moufec 1873 9lnfIugcn crbobcn.-
Cine Scnioiion iogt i0rmIitb ole
unberc. - 9Iidtigcr pcrcn-Sob.
botb olrh rcpublitoniihc @oo0.
Ter im gon5cn &onoe pcrurioGt.
- ct. SoriS, FblloOclpbio lmo
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Ridter 9. g. @ooc. sulest BRO.

= Nidter =. =. g8o0e, 3uleBt Tro.
bot.Hid,tcr bon sIibtobnlo Gonntu.
mcldcr % Sabre Sberridtcr oes
Observation-Disclosures mar, lit in lei.
ncm Sein in 2ittle Weoorb, g., i'm
= er bon 90 Sabrcn eeitorben.
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9ubn, Die lcIephon, un0 8as 8e.
lcllld)uft alti Oic Otimollfee'er 8c.
lCegebung nt9ilbten.
Nl@ 0obcr nll1 in iiingitcr 3eit mtr
yGbcop Stotc4", iuic c9 int Bolts
mlln0c bicB, pcrlnIgt mur0clt, purOC
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9onlbc ourd bp Grbebung Der sl1'
floNc Dcgcn GboS. !. Eiiltcr 0cplobt.
vic ld)on bCnCrtt, ,Qlolbt fcin!Q(Cnlh,
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obgIcih oic 9IuflnNe uui IlcbltubI
laltCt. Sic Niaconlin Hcn0cringGo.
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leBtc tic, pic c@ lheirt, Die Summc
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Iiltrift9 glmalt un0 ben 8roB0C,
ldporcnen bcmieicn moroCn 5u lcin
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idcn @oB. God 100 lit 0oa 8Clo
bln0elongt, 0o cS nod) Den Nildern
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murbc? Iuriiber ipiu mon9IrnhluB
bnbcr, nnb 0eabulb lit oucmgInlhei.
nc nod Die porlGllligc gInflngc uui
GicbItobl crbobcn iuorOcn.
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cinucrltunbcn, OoB Scr GiltriftS 9ln-
luolt un0 ole 8eihmorcncn nit oiCicr
Scniotion ouinortcteiL sic oic@runO,
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innert lid, Dob Scr 0iitritt9 gInpoIt
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bon9crn leincr cigcncn 6uftion 5u'
ldnmenleste, Nan mittert oIioEos
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crit l6 Sabre 5GbIt mo inter Dem
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tigfcit 81 ld)iIocrn. Gincn ,Sreun0
bot or iiberbnitpt nod nic I'M Std,
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tbot 0oDor 5cugcn Su,icn0 St0ttcr.
90 pGrcn ouh oic @eb1l0c bCs ia.
tIonolcn Icutih 9ImcrifaniiheH
Sebrcr ScminarS mo Surnlebrcr.
SCnlinnra obne icinc piiIIc nic cr.
rid)tet uorocn.
9llS iiingit burh oie @ctrii9ereieil
bcS ErGliOenten ieincr Nonf Die 81,
dcrbcit Der Gcpoiiten Der ormenQcu,
te IN 6ragc ge5ogen ruurbc, 6o iprnr.
gen ct imo iein Shluoorr ,SreO. go.
gcl oacin nit elmer Miaion in oic
Shronfcn, onoere prontincntc Icn..
ihc iol9tcn Dem Neiipicl uno cineIGn,
nit muroe ncrmie0cn.
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Dt ii Imonfec, ). 9lugult. -
glbcr ocn gegen Charles 4. Eiiitcr
miroen nod geqen Die bier iplqcnOen
Seilte BON Der @ronO. Surp 9lnfIogen
erbobcn: EScbn =. Gittmnr, iriibcr
Supcrpilor, megen 8cltcdJung; gcgcn
Den Srpcruilor George 4. 9icifcrt,
megen 9eltehung; gegen ben StuotS'
lenotor VorncD q. Gnton, negcn @e.
ltedung, mo gegen Den iriibcren Sci.
tl,ngsbcrihtcritotter Sronf j. Sf)uIb
megen Wcincio8.
Srn. Writers grflGrun0.
Sr. EiiIter oeroIientIidtc bic fol.
gcnoe Grtl0rllng: .0ie gegen mid
erbobeue @eidJulOigltng lit obiolut
ioIidl itno entbebrt ieoer9egriinbrmg.
8or ctwn oht 1Sobrcn ilbergnb mir i.
6. @rpB, wclber Erdliocnt Der ,y0is.
ennltn Nenoering Comp" mar, @cl0,
uno id pcrnitSgnbtc cS Dor ,Snbrcn
ieinen @eitinnllngcn gen1B. Sor
ltiltger. ol8 5lpei ,Snbrcn, luuroe Der
letie Ncit nod oer Weiilingen beS
Srn. @rob peroltsgabt. @on felner
Seite puroc mir je lln5uiriebenbeit
oitsgciprohcn. uno oieie 9lntloge III
oas Grite, mas i'd, BON irgeno 5enono
ooriIber eriabre. ouB irgeno etluos
iingeoronet aeblicben mdre, ooer bob
lrgeno fucld)e Nniprilhe gegen mid
erlltlrten, ooer buB man aud mir
CLAUDE, oob iold)e gegen MIDI oorban-
Den ieien."
Us 1T ipeniger oieie Nnfloge, Die 10
enorlnes snfieben in WPillpnllfec er.
regt bat, als Die Nnnobme, oob Eii.
tier eoentiieH ec5lpungen iperben
miro, on5ligeben, an iuen uno iiir
pelhe 3tpede oieie Sumne perous.
gabt iuiiroe. 9lui Den StraBen er.
flarten bic 2elite aeItcrn gbcno:
sic @ranS. Siirp bot innme6r
Fiiiter ,inb giidts fam sic Inter.
iiihung Der gooble-aiiairen iett
alifbalten, bis Ser ,''- s'et :. -. 9"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05
The Barber County Index.
PAINTER q HERR. Publishers.
MEDICINE LODGE, KANSAS
Public Trade Schools.

When the United States shall come,
as 1t will in few years, to have 100,-
100000 of inhabitants, with a CORE
spending expansion of development,
there is going to occur a constantly
Increasing scarcity of skilled workmen
II the control Of labor by the unions
should continue. The rules of the
unions in regard to apprentices virtu-
ally cut off any sufficient supply OF
workmen who know their trades. A
writer in Casters Magazine, a publ
cation devoted to technical matters,
calls attention to the approaching con-
ditions. He notes that the introduce
ton of minute division of labor, the
extreme specialization of the classes Of
labor, and the growth of the large shop
as contrasted with the small general
shop have greatly reduced the opportu-
mites for acquiring the thorough
knowledge Of trade. Up to recent
times the skilled workers employed in
American industrial establishments
have been drawn as a rule from two
sources-the small shop and the immi-
grafton from Europe But the small
shop is now rapidly disappearing, while
the character of our immigration is
quite as rapidly changing so that
skilled workers can no longer be sup
piled in such numbers from England,
Germany and Sweden. The writer men
toned sees no other remedy for the
situation which is to occur in Amer
lea except in training schools man
tanned by the states. 1t is going to
come to pass that not only will schol-
astic education as at present be fur
nished to each individual at the pub
lie cost, but there will be public schools
for the training, SO that skilled work
ers can no longer be by one, all private
duties will be shifted from the individ-
uals to the public, and such system
once started may go on indefinitely.
The present trend of political and So
cial evolution is peculiar in the ex'
IRENE.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05

and beyend him and SEE in tremblin'
axents: No, never see you before
And l spoze she told the truth. 1
spoze she wuz so half blind with bash
fulness and modification when he en-
tered that she couldn't tell whether he
wuz a man or ghost.
Oh, how bashful and offish she wuz
with everybody, and most of all with
Ralph Geru. who had been courtin'
her for some time. or what we all
spozed he called courtin, though he
wuz so bashful too that we couldn't
hardly tell what did all him, whether
it wuz love or numb palsy. The emo
ton he wuz experiencin' seemed to
make him dumb and speechless, but it
wuz generally spozed by onlookers
that it wuz meant for courtin'.
He wuz so bashful that he would cit
over the fence many time when he
see girl walkin' towards him and
walk in the lot ruther than meet her.
and he would stay in the barn for
hours when his ma had female callers,
preferrin' TO make his home in the
stable ruther than face 'em. But ii
wuz spozed his deep love for Susy led
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05
Trademark Law.

In an article in the Business World
Of recent issue, James Law Steuart,
a New York lawyer, shows the mis-
chievous results of the substitution of
initiative articles of merchandise for
the genuine. In the long run he dem
onstrates that dealers undoubtedly
lose by selling the limitations. The new
trademark law is intended to stop the
piracy in commodities which has long
been practiced by irresponsible imi-
tators. 1t will no doubt help, but the
vigilance of the proprietors of goods
protected by trademarks will still be
necessary. In carrying out fraud on
a legitimate trademark, Mr. Steuart
says the printer or the photographer
often unwittingly takes part by dupli-
eating labels and circulars. 1t is we'll
for the printer to be careful for he is
liable under the law as we'll as the
man that is directly involved in the
infringement. Indeed, under the laws
of some states, he is made criminally
responsible for such acts. In referring
to the manner of getting the imlta-
ton goods palmed off on the consum-
us, Mr.. Steuart says: THE ret2iler
should stand for what is right and
realize that he can in the long run
make more from the sale of standard
brands than he can by larger profits
In but temporary sale of the spurious
article The argument of the infringe1
to the retailer is that he can make
more money because he gets the spu-
rious goods at less price and sells
them at the standard price, which the
original goods command. He loses
sight of the fact that the proprietor Of
the original goods is always making &
market for his product by advertise
ment, while the infringer does not ad
vertise, but on the contrary, injure:
the trade by supplying an inferior ar
ticle. If the retailers could be brough
to realize the truth of this doctrin,
there would be less substitution"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05
College and Poverty.

A recent bulletin of the Massachu-
sets labor bureau shows that in Har-
ward, often called "a rich mans col
lege," nearly ten per cent. of the young
men and nearly II per cent. of the
young women are the children of PEG.
pie classed by statisticians as wage
earners. In Boston university, the
largest Methodist institution of New
England, over 35 per cent. of the stu
dents are the sons and daughters OF
wage-workers. The record of Clark
university is even more remarkable.
This is devoted entirely to POSTCARD
uate and research work-that is, to
the kind of study which must wait
longest for monetary returns. Yet
nearly q per cent. of its students are
from wage-working Chicago
Inter Ocean.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05

John Baker Shaw and wife, a we'll
S-do couple of South Connellsville, Pa,
we're quietly passing the fortieth ami
Sersary of their wedding a few days
ago when without any warning their
IL married sons and daughters, 25
grandchildren, IL great-grandchildre
and a lot of neighbors drove up and
look possession of the place. The old
folks had been feeling rather hurt that
40 notice seemed to be taken of the
lay. The visitors brought materials
Tor a bountiful dinner, at the conclu-
sion of which A. j. Shaw, grand
nephew, drove up with Miss Sarah
Buskiner and clergyman and was
married. Altogether it was the most
Notable celebration seen in that Sec
don for many day.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05
OF Wide Interest.

Breed, Wis.,, June 26.-Special.- Chas.
Y. Peterson, Justice of the Peace for
Oconto Co., has delivered Judgment that
is of interest to the whole United States.
Put briefly, that judgment is, "Dodd's
Kidney Pills are the best Kidney medi-
cine on the market to-day"
And Mr.. Peterson gives his reason for
this Judgment. He says: Last winter !
had an aching pain in my back which
troubled me very much. In the morning
not know what it was but an advertise
ment led me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills
After taking one box l can only say they
have done more for me than expected as
feel as we'll now as ever 1 did before"
Pain in the back is one of the first
cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills it may de-
velop into Bright's Disease, Diabetes
Rheumatism or some of the other deadly
forms of Kidney Disease.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05
An Item of Strength.

George AIDE was telling about some
buildings that had collapsed half
finished, in Chicago.
They were put up" said Mr.. AIDE,
"by builders of type too familiar to
us in America
81 once heard of two of these build
ers who, over glass of beer, met and
talked together like this:
Zones, you always had better lucl
than me-
BETTER luck! How so?'
Why. how else do you account TO,
my row of new houses blowing down
in last weeks wind while yours
weren't harmed? All were built the
same-same woodwork, same mortar
everything.
YES said the other builder 'bu'
you forget that mine had been pa
pered.' IN. o. States.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05

him to make powerful efforts towards
courtin' He went to Mr.. Ellises most
every Sunday evenin' for three years,
but always maxim some excuse, some
errent to Susy's pa, for he wuzn't so
bashful with men, and could speak up
quite well, and hold his own with EN-
So he would ask Deacon Ellis to
borry his OK yoke, or his fann;u' mill,
or to tell him he could take his pillow,
or tools of different kinds, and ask
him questions about plantin' and SOW
in grain right in the winter mebby,
or mebby try to git the loan of the
deacon's snow shues in August And
would set round and look at Susy not
dastin' to speak to her, and if he had
she a not dastin' to answer him. 1t
wuz as queer a courtship as 1 ever
see go on and I've seen considerable
queer courtin' in my day.
Once or twice he did muster up
courage to walk home with her from
by 'em on one of them occasions. or
through EN- as you may say, for Susy
wuZ walkin' on one side of the road
and Ralph on the other, most brushin'
up aginst the fence both on 'em, and
their eyes SOL firm in front of 'em, as
if they wuz both of EN- pressin' for
ward to some COLE, both actin as if
there wuzn't any other young person
within milds Of EN-. / felt queer as
we driv through 'em.
And one Sunday evenin' he went to
Mr.. Ellises and found lot Of folks
there and he felt so kinder stunted
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05
Great Warships.

In Brassey's Naval Annual" for 1909
which has just appeared, the figures on
effective fighting ships of the five great
nations are as follows: Great Britain
all ships, ITS, battleships 65; France, al
ships SO. battleships Sc; United States
all ships 20, battleships IS; Germany, ali
ships So. battleships, Sc; Russia, al
ships A, battleships rs. AS to first
class battleships the figures are: Great
Britain. so; France, II; United States
Is: Germany. %: Russia. IL.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05

Instead Of wasting our time and en-
ergy on wireless telegraph, smokeless
powder and other senseless things" vol
unteers the presiding genius of the Ga
lena (Kan.) Republican, I'VE have de-
cided to cover ourself with glory and
one thing and another by inventing
something worth while; we are now
working on a crampless cucumber, and
as soon as that has been placed on the
market we are going to tackle the stink
less onion" He might go further and
turn trick by giving US Limburgerless
Limburger.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-07-05
BY
JOSIAH ALIENS
WIFE
The Trials of a Bashful Couple.

Marietta Holley C"Josiah Aliens Wife'O.
Author of MY Wayward Partner" my
Opinions and Betsy BobbitJ'S, "Sa-
mantha at Saratoga" Samantha at the
st. Louis Exposition" Etc, Tells the
Story of Courtship.
Copyright, 1906, by Joseph B. Bowles.)
1t hain't the best and smartest folks
| that always have their wit on tap so it
will run wisdom every time anybody
turns the fasset. No, some of the
very smartest and best Of folks have
! to let their wit come meachir' along
after the occasion for usin' it has long
| passed.
Some of the smartest young men and
wimmen are made by mater onbe-
| known 10 them so bashful that they
act most like material fools good heft
| of the time, that is before their BASH
| fuIness has been ground off on the
gritty ever-movin grind stun of
| worldly experience. And at the same
| time some of the most shaller and no
| account young people make better
appearance because what little wit
| they have IS so light and frothy it lays
| free and fast when tapped by occa-
sion. How sorry I've been time and
| agin for young folks that l knew wuz
as smart as 50-cent whip who
walked into society carryin' their
hands. and feet as if they weighed a
ton and WIZ in everybody's way, and
who with dry husky tongues and
crimson faces acted and talked more
like material fools than the smart
young folks they really wuz.
But | believe the top and cep-sheaf
of all bashful creeters wuz Susy Ellis
| and Ralph Geru, for under the pc
culiar circumstances of the case they
| wuzn't single sufferers. but as you
may say span of 'em.
Susy wuz real pretty girl, good
dispositioned, good lookin'. indus
trious, but, oh, how bashful. She would
run like deer if company come onex-
pected and couldn't be made to talk
to strangers no more than as if she
wuz a wooden dummy in dry goods
store.
Why, one day when her ma wuz
busy out in the cheese house the new
| minister called unexpected and the
settin' room door wuz open, and he
| walked up and raped on the side of
the open door Susy wuZ moppin' the
! linoleum under the settin' room stove,
with a Stat sun bunnet tied on her
| pretty head. And she gin one skairt
| glance at him and met the look of his
n nd ruth
| and ask him to come in, she ketched
up the pail and mop and dashed out
for the kitchen, the mop standin'
| straight up in the pail like a wooden
| spear.
But bendin' down her head as she
! did to carry the pail the strong ging-
ham strings of her sun bunnet ketched
on the nub of the door, and she hung
there jest as fast as Absolom hung to
the tree, and the young minister him
| self, who see the hull performance
| through the open door, had to walk in
and onhitch her. She liked to died
that time, her ma made her come tC
| the dinner table and not KNOWN any
thing of the contrary temps she SEE in
a genteel way:
Mr.. Nugent, let me introduce my
daughter, Susy.'
And he SEE with a roguish look in
his eyes Che liked fun if he wuz min
| ister): Il believe we've met before
Miss Susy."
Her face matched the rose she'c
pinned on her bosom, it WIZ crimson
rambler. and she looked right by hin
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Amazing.

It is amazing how many mothers will
violent and dangerous drugs. for bowel md
stomach disorders, when better results,
with absolute safety, can be obtained by
the use of pure, pleasant, harmless rem
edy like DR.. Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup
Pepsin. Try it at once. Sold by all drug
gists at SOC and Sl.00. Money back if it
fails
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The Cheerful idiot.

sWhen was on the farm, began the
Cheerful idiot, who had been hummlns
"Annie Laurie"
where you should have stayed indefin-
itely;" remarked the Tired Citizen, with
when was on the farm" went on
the C. l., calmly, I'VE had donkey we
called Max Welton, because his brays
were SO bonny. Ha, ha. Ia, Ia, hal
Baltimore American.
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It's true that morality has nothing to
do with art, but the people who insist on
this most strongly overlook the fact that
immortality has nothing to do with 1t,
either-Life.