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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
9etabrlt6e Gabrt.
Sic 9abnns In 8rano.

81 em Dorf, 8. San. Der bri=
tif@e Dampfsr ,3ambef" nit 8aum=
NOBLE uno pbospbaten bon Sauannab
mad Bremen beftimmt, lief beute bier
elm. Die 9aoune brannte uno mebrere
2eute Der Semannuna tparerr front.
Das Sdif besann Neuiabr feline Sabrt.
aaes sins gut biz an 5. Sanuur
bic 3ambefi auf Elm Wrad ftieb, bas
untsr WaKer mar. Sbr Norbertbeil
puroe bef4doigt uno nit WaKer &C.
ffat. 3apitdn @oonep nabm iofori
2urs auf 9ep Sort, bas 500 Meilen
entfernt par.
Nm 6. Sanuar brangen &au9mol.
ten aus Dem borberen Sbsile oes Sdif.
fes; ofenbar fanb ste Baummole in
8ranb, bod 9elang es nit einem
S9lau9 oas Geuer untsr 8ontrole au
ortnger. Sa6et berrf4te anoauer1o
bober Ses9an9. Mm Samfas NOR.
gen murben 5 6si3er, bic i'm BORDER.
tbeil i9liefen in bewubtloIem 3ufanbs
auf9efunoen, ieoenfags cine 6olss be,
Ddmpfe aus benz SaiHsraume. Nad
geeiSneter 8ebanoIuna erbolten He fd
unO tonntsn bsute Moreet tuieber ar'
beiten.
Der Dampfer tuirb bic 2abung au!
benz 8oroertbeile entfsrnen uno mabr'
f9einli& CUR Reparatur IN bod geben.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09

eusar @ureb S&t1fen = grfe NuaItt6t :
1870 pfunb LII: 15 Rfanb l1ae; 1o-H
pfuno lat; 8mette naeIttdt : 2o-le pfunb
lie (; Is 4tunb 114e IL Riunb l1ie ; 10
Rfuno 12c.
@aIformtj@e e4sntem-S BIB 8 Rfanb &c;
8 bis IL 4funb 7ae.
oauItern -GmeI. Gureb, 10 bs 20 Yf,n.b
TN Dur9f@nttt. Sc; Is pfuns Ear9f&mttt.
9&e, 10 bio IL phrnb SIC.
9ribtnid,S ped-RIarer Gnslt5b Gureo l6A
ssudblter eusar Gureb l6fe, 81 pna,tb ta
Our&f&mttt l5e 8 Bis Q 8hsns I'm Dur@,
i@mitt l3e; 10 BE 10 Rfurb ta Tar9i&ntt
lie; 8 pfanb TIM Dur&f4niH. f9maI. 1Ole.
8 Pfanb ta Osr&i&ntt. i&usal, la}e.
eped, gnsI.-@emdbIter. 8 BIB 10 4fmb
tm Dur&i&nitt. lie: IL Bic II gfntb b,
Dur1i@nttt, 112e.
eped-RIare eetten, 30 BIB 10 Pfunh Ia,
Dur&f@nit, etc; RIare Setter, 20 BIB 80
PIunb, 9ke: 2lare Bellies, % ts 90 Ptmth,
9Ke; IL BIB 22 Pfb.. 93c; Il BIZ l6 Bfsnb,
Of; aIaxe &iden. % BIB 30 4fsnS. &c;
Hiiden IL Bio 10 Pfpab Sc; RIare Sa6en 9
bs 8 Hfunb. nc
@ep66eItes e@uetnefesi4 = Rno@enIoiel
Tanep pig $40. 90; 3lares Bean $3.50; Sam
u $500; etort GIear $14. 30; Ruuspi
Sl8. 90.
0eb6rrtes NinbReij9 = S0hfen, reg
est5. 13fe; 1ubsnistten 1oe; Snaeai. 49,
&n6&d 16e.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
0et@la@teses Step.

HrN&es RtrbFeH&-DeRIi@e etere -
64c; bieise etiere 8-.eie; 4tsfse Stnoe'
$40 BIS ko0 phano 7e; bteftge Ribe 400
bis $50 Pfmab F4s; Rabe $50 BIB $50 Blunt
&c; stier goroerpterteI &c, ethr 3tntes'
pserteI lie, &inb 3tnterpierteI &c. Hhsl
gorberuiertsI 6c, Rub 8crseruterteI 4e, Sal
N~snternterteI 6&c.
6rii@es NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 93e, Stmter'
pterteI 13e, Borberpiertel g..
Srd&es S@aiFeii@ 2dnmaer pet Pfanf
81 ; e@afe BIC; e&enieI l3e; &a@ hsras
Ice.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
8 g.

gs lit bic Mbfi1t bes Saufes in ber
besinnenben Wode nit Beraibung Der
0eruiaigunesbils gu beginner. Die
Montassiibung if benz Sefrttt 60
lumbia gsuiomet. Sc triro cine &e.
iolution beratben weroen. bic elm pro-
gramm fur Die EMANCIPATION &ooIe=
belts entbdlt uno beitimmt ueroen,
no Der gau fattfinbet. Sie &efolu'
tionen 8afer's, bic ben prdfoenter
uno Setretdr Worton fritifiren, wer.
ben bonn Suffice Omite uabri4einlid
WOntag einberi4tet.
Die penfonsbin miro Monta9 elm.
beridtet psrben uno m6ali9er Weiit
i9on Sienfag our 8eratbung 9elan.
gen. Damn tperben bic Bills fOlgen,
tpelde bic Dermiligunsen fit bic Mr.
NEE, bic Snbianer unb ben Sifrift
Columbia sntbalten. Die 9ia-@ou.
rantbia bleibt unerlebigtes @ef9dfi
unb 6reitag tommsn penionsbils aul
Beratbung.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
NrA@te uuD 0emats.
te.

NepfeI-S1. 75-$3. 80 per Sat.
8ananen-Gewdbtte $1.26 bis $1.B pea
Sunm. sueite luaIitdt 75c Bis $1.00.
QotusutRe-$3.2b per 9unsert.
gtfronen-$2. 65-3.2 |.
Oranssn-6anep California Napels $S.Oo
EIoriSl $s.10 biz $3.50.
Birnen hGc-$l GO per BuibeI.
Tancp Birnen-$1.60 per Crate.
Seisen : sntprna 11-16e bos Dtu1o.
DatteIn Be per S,funb, 80 Pfe. &tfsn.
Mener Soni9-l6c.
Traubem l5c Bis 18c per 3orb.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
0etret0e.

&eben - go. 3 retber $1.1s auf Oe.es
fen. $l.18 uon RSbIen; SO. 8 rOtta $l.l2
Sanaar $l.1s; Basenmetex $1.16.
3orn (neaes) - go. 1 meis 44e go. Q
weib 44c; 30 8 weib 44e; 80. 4 pess,
42c; Ee. 2 wetb semii4i 44e no. 8
wetb 8enrtf@t 44e 30. 4 wetb seu,siQt
42c; SO 2 seIb z44c; SO. 8 seIb a. ;
go. 4 seIb 423c; go. 2 seusiGt 44e ;
SO. 8 aemii&t 44e; 80. 4 eensi9t 42e ;
4oIben 44e.
Aafer- 80. Q wetser 32}e; 30. 8 retbes
82e; 70. 2 0eutif&ter 3l3c; NO. 8 aeutf9tes
81e.
Qea SO. 1 aiuaotbs $40. 90; 20.
Q, 1878.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
Nets Da0emsRasft.

Observation-Disclosures: 30 0O-l0.00.
Rice Te~riaufspreiie: SO 00-$1l.00
0eiGforn - Berfaafseretie: ie ROO bu
OuaIitdt, 66-70t; reies AZ bts 60c.
&afer-eei&6H 44-46e; tn ben aekrea
$8.00-$9.5 30 per Tsnne. Neuer 82-86e.
etrob-4reRe. ie mad benz Crib. IN ssb
len, $3.6O-$6.50.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09

Indianapolis Detail gertaufsprete:
Namurutb 2Iee IS .50-$7.O 90.
Nptber $6.O0-$6.7 6.
Nliife So. 26-$8.0O.
NIfaIfa $8.60-$9.O0.
Neiber So. 60-$10.2 %.
6ancp Tirnotbb sl.85-$1.90.
@ewdbIter ST. 80-$1.06.
8rin1a 81. ISL 60:
Gancp Rentudp BIausrab $l.40-M.M
@rtra retnes In Gtaf 50c-60c.
Or@arb @rab 81 .45-$1.60.
&eb 9op tt @baf 85c-$1. 25.
8etber Soma Sarner, 9afer 50c-6Oe.
Beiber SlinoiS s6c-56c.
Sarnen Corn ueib nnb selb $l.10--$I.6 90
gtmber Su6errobr Samen $1-1.25.
@nftIa8e @orn 9Oc-S1.10.
Sribiabr 9erfe 90c-$l.10.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09

NHirfe 0erauQerte sraruH-r S.s.
0raatfurter 7Ae; Bologna In Ddrmen &c. in
9u& SIC.
Sdbn1alJ - tn Iterces Il. Ouol. Sc; 2
HuaIitdt $50; 8. DuaIitdt s4e
Dutter, 0ter sano 0eafees
Gambler besabIen foIsenbe 4reie:
Butter - Country. lac, Grsomere 80 ,
SIgix 3lc.
Gier-22c per Duteno.
Siibner 81. Sdbne 3. TurtepS-l0-13;.
safe.
@ngros 8 BertaufSpreie Smporttrtsf
e9pebertdis Doc per Efunb ~einbetnuGs.
e&meperfdie 17c, Niscontn Greum , Qdts
1S4, New gorf @bebbars l3}e, eimbstns
i&er 2tnsburger 13-14e. Vrid 13-14e.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
&oniml 6owoy
Son aus BEN Mmte.

% abinaton n, s. San. Mit
Der Weloung, oaB SObn 6. @otpop als
@eneraltoniul In paris 81 b!eibsn
utnide, tam bic Mnthnbisuns. bob,
menn nOtbwenbig, Elm 3ampf einse=
leitet rerosn ioae, um i'm aus benz
Mmte 80 brin9en.
Die @egner 8ombp's fibren aug,
prdfioent Me3inlep's politiide Sdul=
ben ieien nun be3ablt uno 9euts mie
@Omop. Die leoi9lid in Nnertennung
Der Sienfe ernannt puroen. bic He
Wc2inlss leiifeien, ieien nun LANCE ge-
mug on Der 6fentliden 3rippe se-
rpeien.
Wan bebauptet 81 tpihen. bob prd-
fibent &oofepelt biefer Mnfiht bei=
pfi9tet uno oab nit ben 2euten, bic
nun felt 8 Sabren fol6e 6ffentli9e
poften inns baben. auf9erdumt tperoeri
miro.
@eaen @otpbp pirb ferner anaefthrt,
baB er GENTLE amerifanii9e M~bbOfaten
als Greunoe batte, bic er ausf9liebli9
empfabl. menn Mmeritaner einsn
He6tsbeiifan0 brauhten.
Die @esner @owbp's bsbauptsn,
baB He aud nod anoere Wunition
baben.
8 armlos
Oorf. 8. San. Soueit bas
auf Der Derfte BON pertb Nmbop in
alsr gile sebaute uno 9efern nod
europa 9eaangene angebli6e Sorpe=
ooboot v@reeorp" In Betra9t fommt,
fino ale Befirdtunsen iiber cine Neu=
tralitdtsberlebun9 9runolos. Sas
Gabrseus 1T tpeoer fiir bic ruiffde Re
sieruna, mod iberbaupt fur 9rte9s=
snsde bstimmt. ionoern cine barmlOie
Wotor= gadt, nit welder fid Der
S6ifsbauer 2epis Niron i'm 6rtib
labr an ben Wettfabrten amiiden Sou
Ion uno Ml9ier betbeilisen min.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
So. eonsreB.
Senat t.

@afhinator. s. Sanuar. Stt
Staatenbin miro pdbreno Der begins
nenosn Wpde Saupt9esenhanb Del
S%erathungsn isin. aber rudbreno be,
WorasuHBuussn ueroen aud anbert
Bills CUR gerbanolung gelanasii, oa'
runtsr Die alssmsins Bill fur Mniprti-
DE, Die bon @arren pertreten miro.
Die Sia fir refine Habrun9smittel
tuiro i'm Sintersrunoe bleiben, oa ibrt
Sreunbe elauben. baB oieie!be before
ausfdten bat, tpeni he nidt brdn9en.
Sic baben bon ben rspublifaniider
Shbrern oissbe3islide 8eripre4en err
haItsu. @sssn bic Staatenbia wirt
Nontas Morsan fpreden nno anoert
tusroen ihm folgen. Die 8egner be,
Bill benbfatiasa bic SiscuiiOn bin.
,u,ieben biz ss notbpenbis tuiro, eint
Der 8erwiligungsbils auf3unebmen.
uoer he burd oi. gia fur refine Nab'
runssmittel au erieben.
Die SppoftiDn ridtst fi9 bornebm'
lid sessn bic @ereiniguns bon arisori
unb Stem Msrico unb es eebt bas Sc
ri9t bob bieie Ssrritorien aus Del
Staatenbia sefri9en weroen iolen'
I2an aIaubt, in oisiem 6alle miiroe BIZ
Bill fir 9oniOlioirung Otlaboma'!
nit benz Snoianer Serritorium pai'
iren.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
Yter SeeIeute eerettet

Die Barrie v8aiip HID i'm lebten Sturm
bel Seaseft. g.. s., bon sem Sdlepp-
oampfer vMuriel" lOsaerihen batte,
fiidtete bic aus bier Wann ~befebenoe
BeiaBung in Elm tleines Boot.
Die 2eute wuroen bon elmer 2ebenss
rettunssmanni9aft bon Sanop 9oot
9~erettet, Die ihnen einem Gidterfabr=
3euge su Ollie fam, ba man ertannte,
baB cine Rettune bon Der 2affe aus
unm6sli9 fsi, Die Bemannung Der
vSaifp" mar eri46pft, als fie auf9e-
nommen tuuroe. Was aus Der Barfe
qewOrosn 1T, meiB man ni9t, wabrs
f6eintid III fe seiunten.
8if9of SpaIbing.
Peoria, ST., 8. San. Der 3u=
tanb 8ifdof Spalbina's bat id sebei-
iert. gr bat bic Sprade wieoer er=
lanat unb tanr ben linfen Mrm Bee
tpegen.
Rafenber 2tebhaber.
Sraeep, Winn., 8. San. s.
g. &ufeb pertpunoete Grau s. q. s.
2inoslep uno ibre SoAter @ca our9
S9ahe unb beging bann Selbfmorb.
Stuffed wobnte BEL Der Gamilie 2inos-
lep unb beste cine 2eioenidaft fur
gba. Radoem er fid heute nit Grau
2inoslep ge3antt bate, 3og er pl6bli4
ben &euolbsr unb be9ann su feuern.
8er u9e 1t gerorenem
GIei d.
SO q 3 n g I o n, 8. San. Sic
iOsenannten r@ifteHer", beffebenb aus
@lerts bes Mdsrbau=9 81 DEPARTMENTS. bic
f9 freiuilig CUR grprobun9 Der Wir=
tung bon tinflid prdierpirten 2ebens-
mitteln b~ergsgeben baben, weroen am
Wontas fid tpieoer benz @bemi.
ter @itlep bon benz Nferbanbeparte-
ment CUR 8erfigune felsn. Sie Jtt-
terung Der @ift.Rer nit beridisoener
2ebensmitteln, bic auf ttntli1em
Wese p%rdfsrpirt finb- Ooer 5drbftOhe
sntbaltsn. piro Bis gum Wdr3 fOrtse=
febt ueroen. 0on Wdr5 bis Witte
Mpril tusrben Die @tttefer cine &ube=
pauie baben, un5 ban1 min man bic
Experiments big gum l. Suli fortieben.
Die iebigen 0eriu6e iolen oasu Die
men, feff3uiteIlen. oh sefrorenes 5leii8,
Wilo ooerl anoere 2ebensmittel our4
bic ldnsert Mufbewabrung in 2abls
ipeidern ssIunobeitsi@doIi@ tueroen.
@ielfa9 lit ndmli9 In lebter 3eit bic
gebauptung aufsefelt woroen. in fol.
9en 3hblipeiderrl entwidelten fi9 t,ob
Der 8dlte MISUNDERSTANDING gat-
terien unb omar In perbdltniBmdBie
furaer 3eit.
Boot ber9 10 b en-.
Siebfanb 9 BIT, WaR.. 8.
San. Sas norpssii9e Boot uuraoo",
bas seifern bier aeieben puroe, TIT per=
i9munoen; man befir4tet, bab es un=
tersegansen if.
Sas Boot puroe nod Der Sbee 2as
pitdn 6. Bruber's, zines iungen Hor=
meyers, als 2sbensrsttun9sboOt gebaut
uoo iolte poae Siaerbeit gegen ale
3iiden Der See aetpdbren.
Sas Boot bate A Wan, an Borb
unb mar auf benz WeSe nod NemDort.
Mnbreu O'@orneII.
elena q, Wont., 8. San. gn=
bretp O'gonnea, Elm Doblbetannter
pionisr bon Snoiana, MihOuri, 8an-
fas unb Wontana, farb bier i'm Utter
bon 70 Sobren.
Sur GIotten- q parade.
Wabinaton n, 8. San. sc,
fretdr Worton, Nomiral Sepep, Capt.
6mift wirb bic 9apitdnIeutnants S.
6. @bapin uno Spencer 6. @ooo fub.
rem nit benz Sepef9enboote DOLPHIN
bon benz S&ifsbaubofe nod 0ampton
Roaos, um bic S&ife 3u befi9tigen,
bic an Der eroben paraoe In Der Co
raibif9en See 36eil nebmen folen.
Neue 3ase mad Wertco.
81. 2ouis, 8. San. Bon beute
an miro elm neuer Sienf nod Merieo
auf benz ct. 2ouis, Sron Wountain
& Southern Spfem einseri9tet. Mm
Hd6mittad unD am Nbenb nebf Elm
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-09
o d {.

&otbe &aben 10 per 5ab.
aramt-6oe bis 76c per 6ab.
8lunenfobI $3.26 per 5ab.
@urfen 40c per Rorb.
@eIerp--per Uan9 zoe.
@riine Bobnen TIC per 8uibel.
griines Gorn, 10e per Dusenb.
aartoHeIn ST.. 00-1.25 per Sad.
eabfartoHeIn 80. 75-3.26 per Sab.
Rabieie sc-l3c per Dubenb 8an4es.
Rbubarb l0c per Duseno.
SaIat 12c per Yfmnb.
3mtebeIn - SO per Dufbel.
Spani,&e 8rpiebeIn 81. 70 per @rote.
Stamp Bobnen $2.1O per BuibsI.
The Washington times., 1905-09-10
lllEI 5l2Ilil !{|IsIsZ

actly the articles to work into the
heart of a Brooklyn schoolma am on
a two-weeks' visit to Lake Ronkon-
kOma. | think l caught q glimpse OF
a blue silk sock embroidered with
russell lilies of the valley when you
improperly-drew up your trousers
as you sat down. There are always
plain black ones to be had in the
stores. Have l hurt your feelings,
Emerson"
Double the ante," cried the criti-
cised one, greedily. Give me more
of it. There's way to tote the
haberdashery, and | want to get wise
to it Say. you're the right kind of
swell. Anything else to the queer
about me-"
Your tie" said Vuyning, is tied
with absolute precision and correct
hess.
The Washington times., 1905-09-10
An Apt Scholar at Bcoseology.

Then she thot if she was marble 20
SIGH a hi roller shede do a elevated rolin
herself thanks and she did. She had
dent never eat any booze but she was
brite and willing and from all ac-
counts she was one or the brItest
pupIes ever in that skOoL She got one
hundred at every examination and spe-
cial menshun frum the fackelty- Sne
had earned three dyploulies in soako-
sophy in a short time and was showing
crate imparshality TO all solJersr so the
testimony said She was gud deel OF
VERY TO that naughty man shede mar
ride because he was naughty. and ne
hated to think how well shede turned
what hede been SO anxious 10 teech her.
There eavenings at home must OF been
interesting. They wud drink together
alone with other officers in the room
hen she would accuse him of drinking
and he would tare off her shirt-waste
and throw her out into the wurld- Then
she would run to headquarters and tel
the officers who'd been there al. the
time, and they would throw Taggert
in jale for spitework cause they wanted
to take his commishun from him Thek
while he was in jale they'd make him
rite long letters telling her how he was
n broot on his fathers side and week,
womanly thing on his mothers side,
and that altho he had thrown her out
into the cold and crool wurld he did II
only because he was drunk though he
hadent drank drop and was nevr I'M
kind to her only when they Quarreled
which they never had
The consensus of opinion seams to be
that he was drunken, low-down tenn
perance advocate that held Jagfests in
his house till time TO drink a morning
swig in milk picher when he sent the
gest home with a orey-eyed jag and
parting injunktion agenst the evils OF
intemperance-
rheys nothing like reeding the story
of a trial TO get at the unbiased Jacks
in case. / wish l node the Taggerts
so I could RELY have some idee what
kind of folks they are
I'll bet all thrue the trile the children
was somewhere tossing pennies TO see
which they'd ruther not be in custody
of. Them poor kids is tagged fer LIE.
Yore cusSin
ELMER
Copyright, 1905. by S. S. CIins)
The Washington times., 1905-09-10

told me how he cum to asst Name 20
marry him, and cride bitter. He sed
he had been goin with Edny Aston til
her NAV got soar about ii and put i
stop to II and he was soar at Edny for
sticking with her NAV steader him and
went to calling at Names to spite
Edny cause they was good friends Edny
and Name. One mite when he was
leaving Name she was kinder clingy
and sed some things that skeered him
like Sam Hill cause he hadent wanted
her to care emmy for him. But still he
dident think she wanted him so one
mite when they kinder run out OF some
thin else TO say he thought he'd make
talk by asting her IL shede have him and
she did. He said he went home and
cride over Edny's picture and dident
sleep a wink that mite. And you know
when Name gets ennywhere she says
how she thinks marriages Is divinely
made and that her and Aleck was maid
for each other. But Aeck says they
have Just .tride to find the leest COM
nun multipul of che things they hate
and like as they amt eether one of EN-
likes ernything tother one does. He
saws its just like they cuddent speek
the same langwidge and that half the
marble people is the same
And viii ShuGdent they De tndI way
What's to hender en-? A girl gets brot
up like a jeranium in a sunny winder,
nobody daring to tutch her and boy
grows up like a jimpsun weed every
body driving sleds and wagons and
wheelborrers over him. One grows up
I'm the city where theys everything and
excitement gifts to be nececcasry TO her
life The other one grows up lanhy and
green and shy. But he makes a good,
stocky, we'll set up young buck. and
because he's so ALFRED different the
girl gets smote.
They are tickled to deth with eech
other, him pinching himself to see II
he's awake. He knows sure she aint
reel flesh and blood with a temper and
a before brekfest head of hare OH
frowzy mornings. He finds out differ
ent and so does she. He's about as
fitting in the kind OF house she wants
TO keep and the kind of life she has
to lede or die. as a mule in a drawing
room They understand eech other just
as well as a canary and a gander. The
only way one of them can have a gud
time is 10 make the other one wish he
was dead for a few hours. He's been
ust to a eileen handkerchief over two
days and she's had one eVry five min
utes. He don't know what half the
furniture in his own house is for and
when he gifts to the table and looks
at the differen. bredes of silverware he
feels like hollern for ~>lo.
The Washington times., 1905-09-10

I'll be as frank with you. I'm just
kind of a loafer, guess, living on
my daddy's money. At the club they
call me Left-at-the-Post.' / never
did a days work in my life, and
haven't the heart to run over a
chicken when I'm motoring. It's a
pretty shabby record, altogether"
There's one thing you can do,
said Emerson, admiringly; you can
carry buds. I've watched you sew
eral times pass on Broadway. You
look the best dressed man I've seen.
And Ill bet you q gold tooth I've got
$50 worth more gents furnishings
on my frame than you have That's
what | wanted TO see you about |
can't do the trick. Take a look at
me- What's wrong?"
Stand up" said Vuyning.
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How the Bored Members of d New York Club
Had Their EnRui Dispelled by the Intro
duction Into Their Midst of One Who
Spoke With The Wild Freedom of the West
of a Life That Was Strange to Them.

Five minutes of his stroll brought
him to certain corner, where a
number of silent, pale-faced men are
used to stand, immovably, for hours,
busy with the file blades of their
penknives, with their hat brims on
level with their eyelids Wall street
spectators, driving home in their
carriages, love to point out these men
to their friends and tel them of this
rather famous longing place of the
crooks" On Wall Street the spec
ulators never use the file blades of
their knives.
Vuyning was delighted when one
OF this company stepped forth and
addressed him as he was passing. He
was hungry for something out of the
ordinary, and to be accosted by this
snooth-faced, keea-eyed, low-voiced,
athletic member of the under world,
with his grim, yet pleasing smile,
had all the taste of an adventure to
the eenventionweary Vuyning.
Excuse me, friend" said he.
Gould | have q few minutes talk
with you-on the level?"
Certainly" said Vuyning, with a
smile. But, suppose we step aside to
a quieter place. There is a divan-a
cafe over here that will do. Schrumm
will give US private corner"
Snla II c,,n
growing palm. with two seidls be-
tween them. Vuyning made a pleas
ant reference to meteorological condi-
tons, thus forming hinge upon
which might be swung the door lead
ing from the thought repository of
the other.
IN the first place." said his COM
panion, with the air of one who pre-
sents his credentials. IL want you TO
understand ..iiiat L am a crook. Out
West | am known as Rowdy the
Dude. Pickpocket, supper man, sec
onG-story man, yeggman, boxman,
all-round burglar, card sharp, and
slickest can man west of the Twenty
third street ferry landing-that's my
history. That's to show I'm on the
square-with you: My names Emer-
SON."
'Confound old Kirk, with his fish
stories, said Vuyning himself,
with silent glee, as he went through
his pockets for a card. Its pro-
nounced 'Vining,'" he said, as he
tossed 1t over TO the other. And
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Thanks, = gratefully II spent
over half an hour at il before ="
Thereby" interrupted Vuyning,
completing your resemblance to a
dummy in Il Broadway store win
dow"
You're truly" said Emerson, sit
ting down again. Its bully of you
to put me wise. / knew there was
something wrong, but / couldn't just
put my finger on Ii. | guess 1t comes
by nature TO know how to wear
clothes"
"Oh, ! suppose" said Vuyning, with
a laugh, that my ancestors picked up
/ the knack while they were peddling
| clothes from house to house a couple
of hundred years ago. I'm told they
did that"
And mine" said Emerson, cheer
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fully. were making their visits at
night, / guess, and didn't have a
chance to catch onto the correc.
styles"
i tell you what" said Vuyning,
whose ennui had taken wings, ''I'll
AXE you to my tailor He'll elm
mate the mark of the beast from your
exterior. That is, if you care to go
any further in the way of expense
PLAY 'em to the ceiling" said EN-
erson, with a boyish smile of joy
I've got roll as big around as a
barrel of black-eyed peas and as loose
as the wrapper of a two-for-five l
don't mind telling you that l was not
touring the Ant.podes when the bur-
glar-proof safe of the Farmers Ma
uonal Bank of Butterviile, Iowa, flew
open some moonless nights ago TO the
tune of $4,000
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Emerson arose, and slowly re-
Tolved
You've been 'outfitted,'" declared
the clubman. Some Broadway win
dow-dresser has misused you. That's
an expensive suit, though, Emerson. p"
Eighty dollars" said Emerson.
Twenty too much" said Vuyning
six months old in cut, one inch too
long, and half an inch too much lapel.
Your hat is plainly dated one year
ago, although there's only a six
teenth of an inch lacking in the
brim to tell the story. That Eng
fish poke in your collar is too short
by the distance between Troy and
London. A plain gold link cuff but
ton would take all the shine out OF
those pearl ones with diamond set
tings- Those tan shoes would be ex-
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Aren't you afraid" asked Vuyning
that I'll call a cop ard hand you
over?''
You tell ne" said Emerson, coolly,
why | didn't keep them"
He laid Vuyning's pocketbook and
watch-the Vuyning 100-year-old
family watch-on the table.
Man, said Vuyning, reveiing,
did you ever hear the tale Kirk tells
about the six-pound trout and the
fisherman"
Seems not" said Emerson, po-
litely. I'D like to-"
But you won't" said Vuyning.
1--WE heard it scores of times. That's
why l won't tell you. / was just
thinking how much better this is than
club. Now, shall we go to my tail
or?''
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That's the way they go through life
and yet the woman in 99S cases out
thousand will lie about 1t like a pirute.
She will even rite home TO her own
people and lie TO them worse than all
the rest She will say she don't see
how she ever lived till she met Him
and that they are growing more devoted
TO eech other evry day. If he Gums
in the room while she riting she shows
him the letter and cries about it, telling
him he OF to be ashamed OF hisself
making her lie so to keap up appear
ances.
That's the kind of marble life I've