The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-09-28
THTSTLES.

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mass ihfosf We'll, wosnsh's ,hrov. II
was very mar Bet The elstAiee ofA NO.
mans ibrow ahead q yos ~ould bliag u
tshibs you,
--Cflile-No resliE grta, character 10
Action hss bfer produced ds'lae ihs pi,t
t~rbtt fts's Rssasf- on dou't lsay.
whats ihf nlaitsf sith ". " Reserf
500 KtisF. mofh.r vas y,rY NJ SD, esil.
Ing tbs li'tle miss 70 her b-ds.de. sbs ,sio .
Eibei. cha, would yta do II ! should dsi
on. sakwefed Ethel. who did not ,silT
the CAVITY q ihe situation, s'pose 10
have To spank ny self.
--Fha LAsFer--l can't imssine how
they viii drag this plsoe oct Into fise scis.
Sccose Ls~ysr-simple enough. 10 The
ftii &C, you sec, the hero gets into lsw-
kuii
-when womah takes = mans place 10
~ Office or factory she ought TO get a
msgf wages. zee, and II she can't get
than that WAY she ought 10 marry him.
Cousin Jsck Well, I've Just heard the
details Of upcles will. He leaves every
thing to the heather. Cousin Jsnt--0h,
well. never mind what be calls US, 50 long
ss We get Il.
--JDr appears TO be q little bit uncer.
tain about bis auto. How 10 that ! saw
him jus, s,artipg out for a spin In 1t to-day
and askcd him how far be was going ard
he ssid he wished be knew.
so she's engaged, chr Ths, merely
goes to prove The truth Of what have a.
ways commended, that no matter how big q
fresk a giFl 10 there ls mate for her some.
where In the wide world. Who Ia she &c.
lns to msrryy Ne.
Little Msggie (who has company -
We've been playing school, mamma. Nam
ms--ibdeed And did you behave nicely
Little Maggie Oh, didn't have to behave.
WAS teacher.
--She--under the new California msr.
rage certificate law. the young couple
must swear that they are not insane. lie
And vet, no doubt, both Of the parties
Grey to get married,
Dyer GotrSx has magnificent ef-
tate, bat there are lot Of tumbled down
cottages 10 the vicinity that detract from
II. Ryer-Tbai's where bis poor re-
lK,ives live,
The vicar-How Ia It, Giles, that you
have glvsn over coming to church since
you we're married. Gilef--whv, sur, as
pothin' again you, sur, but gifts preach,d
to At ONE now.
What's the trouble over Ia the LADY
snake ehsrmer's tonti Oh, some one ,d
al sngleworn into the tent and scared her
Into spasm.
--Gunner--You don't vis, Proudpa 20
often az you used to. Gsyer--No, bis sen
!. blg enough TO talk now. Gunner-H'm
I suppose proudpi insists on tellirg you
the bright things he said. Guyer-wors
than that; be has them recorded on phon.
ogrsph.
Las, night slapped a mosquito on thu
face How absurd what's absurd
Shaping a mosquito on the face You
didn't let me fnish. slapped him on th,
face OF nv girl, ard her father thought II
wss The tmsck OF kiss he had heard and,
DO bounced down stairs nd chased me
block.
--Psps, what 10 the meaning u the ex.
preaion animated hustlsr Where did
you sec It used Thls story says; At the
picnic there was all At once An animated
hustle. Oh; some one undoubtedly sat on
al ant hill.
--DtGllt made his fortune very sudden.
ly. You don't ssyf Is be rich enough to
go 10 the blue books Blue books Why,
be ia rich enough to be Investigated.
-Se~IY-madc. Bride--Can you forgive
me and love me still when confess that
my teeth are ariliieIall Groom Thank |
heaven Now can cool my head (takes
on bis wig
WHAT'S your idea Of classical music
asked The friend of former days. Classlesl
musie, answered Mr.. cumrox, Ia what you 1
give City dollars 10 get away from.
why did Suddcnscads quarrel with his
doetof' he thought be Lad gout and The
doctor told him II vas rheumatism.
--PAtietct--Did abe dress much Of tie
beach rst.ioe--why, yea when sbt
want bathing.
-,he young man with The black boz arc
big tian born entered the exclusive hotel
What have you tbert' asked the clerk. A
taikitg machine. Cau ! sell you ones |,
would be rapelfao here. This hotel 10
pstcnired sxclu,iyely by ladies',
Well, sAid Mn. llspperson, I'm glad |
hwe Al las, convinced you that you wsr
mlslafca. You haven', eosvirecd me, her
hustand YEARLY replied you have msrei,
shown me that II IL foolish 10 reason viii