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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Ia pentIst M the ALLIGATOR.

Roy Farrell Greene, the president
OF the American Society Of Curio Col
lectors, told al a dinner Of dentists an
appropriate story
"A dentist" he said was once
travelling in the East, and in the
Ganges his boat overturned and he
was obliged to strike out for the
shore.
"As the dentist swan sturdily
through the muddy water an enor.
nous alligator suddenly rose up be-
fore him. The alligator opened its
enormous jaws, and the next instant
would have been the dentists last.
only-just in time-the man hap
pened to notice the great reptiles
sharp white teeth, and an idea struck
him.
HE drew a probe from his pocket,
and, pressing It into the alligators
gums. he said;
Does this. hurt your
Ffhe alligator screamed with pain,
and the dentist, amid its great agony,
made good his escape Philadelphia
Inquirer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Almost everything he had
Thtb should make a person glad
Just TO be alive good friends,
Health. position an that lends
Happiness TO most OF us
I should have been happy thus,
Life he loved for It's own sake.
And ne hoped 70 live to make
Others see his point OF view,
And be optimistic. too.
Then one day. a little worry,
Caused his mind a minutes furry;
He dismissed it-4it returned
Every hour. And then he learned
That IL would not down unsolyed
As his daily task rtVolyed
This small problem interfered,
with his work. and II appeared
Each day larger than before.
SO II grew and more and more
CoiOred all his speech and thought
Other ideas shrunk 90 naughi
Day and night this worry fed
on his soul, unquictcd
Till Us everlasting pain
Broke his heart and wrecked his brain
When he killed himself. at last,
All who knew him were aghast
Save the one who'd caused his worry
tAnd forgot il tn a hurfy,)
That one said, "Did you know. my dear
/ always did think he was queer"
Cleveland Leader
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
rLz1 BEFORE woMAMs PISTOL
Hsw Mrs. Reader Put Stop to lmpu-
dence of Peruvian.

lcnCe OF PERUVIAN.
In her story Of Ella Rawls Reader
flnancier' contributed In Every
body's, Juliet Wibor Tompklns tells
the following incident Of a struggle Of
Mrs Readers in Peru.
After eight months of useless
struggle she went to out Callao, which
Is about half an hour by rail from
Lima, with her Peruvian lawyer,
Scotch interpreter and American en-
glneer, and forced the manager to
open the warehouses and let her make
an inspection Of the machinery. The
manager had met her with his law
yers, and the hour for argument be-
fore she gained her point had been
something Of a strain. During the
whole process a Peruvian on the Hag-
gin side had been standing close to
Mrs. Reader, his little, narrowed eyes
staring with that deliberate insolence
only Latins can accomplish. The
company went out into the wareroom
who're the machinery lay and the diff
lcult business Of hurried inspection
went forward, but still the bullying
stare never ceased. After about two
hours Of 1t. the fine edge OF that hid
den temper Of her suddenly sprang up.
She whirled on him with blaze Of
words that needed no Interpreter, and
all at once his stare was being re-
turned by a fierce little pistol held
in strong white hand and quite
ready for business.
The gentleman Of Peru neither
apologlzed nor retracted; he incon-
tinently fled And he was not the only
one Like shadows the men fitted
out Of the dusky warehouse, leaving
the dangerous woman clear field
When she looked about there was no
one In sight but two Irish porters. and
in their eyes were sympathetic twin
kles, meeting which, Mrs. Reader
could only sink down helpless wit5
laughter and put up her pistol"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
DISTRESS AFTER MEALS
Sure Sign That Or. Williams Pink Pills
Are Needed to Tone Up the
Digestive Organs.

Loss of appetite, distress after eating,
shortness of breath, a feeling of utter
weaxness-these are symptoms that are
familiar to most sufferers from stomach
trouble. Too often the ordinary doctor's
treatment serves but to weaken the dis
cased organs.
The new tonic method of treating dis
orders Of this kind does not aim TO do the
work Of the stomach, does not demand
that the food be pre-digegted, but builds
up the weakened organs, 50 that they eau
do the work that nature Intended.
Mrs.L.O. Law, of No. 324 North street,
Horton, Kansas, says: ''ln 1897, while
we were living on farm IN this neigh
b3rhood. | became generally debllltated
rs the result Of overwOrk. | had serious
indigestion, lost my appetite, suffered
from a sense Of suffocation aud from OBJ
struction of the circulation, 50 that arti-
fetal means had to be used 70 restore IT,
After suffering for monthswlthout ind
ing any relief, / tried box Of Or. Viii
liams Pink Pills Of which had read IN
newspaper. The first few boxes made
me lots better, and after using the third
box | felr entirely we'll.
IL am now in excellent health and am
able not only TO take care OF my house
bnt also TO assist my husband in store
which lie has lately taken. DIR. Williams
Pink Pills cured me and l can recom-
.uend them They are SO simple, SO
easily taken and so prompt in their ac-
tiou."
Remember DR.. Williams Pink Pills do
not act on the bowels. They make new
blood aud restore shattered nerves. In
ihisSgay they carry health and vigor to
every organ aud fiber of the body, They
are sold by all druggists or will be sent,
postpaid. on receipt of price 80 cents per
box: six boxes for g. 80 by the DR.. Will
Jams Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
HIa Eather Mas AthIete.

DR.. Dudley of Arlington, Mass,
tells this story Of his man David and
his housekeeper. who had great con-
fidence in all that David said and did :
One day David was In the barn, do
ing something which caused a visitor
to say: You're quite an athlete,
aren't your"
"Well. yes repmsd David; where
upon the housekeeper, who stood
near, said why, thought you
told me you was Scotch"
We'll" said David. my mother
was Scotch, but my father was ath
lete"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
READ AND YOU WILL LEARN

That the leading medical writers and
thAcherS Of all the several schools Of
Nfactice endorse and recommend. III the
*trOngest terms possible. each and every
lngredient entering into the composition
nI Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
hi the cure Of weak stomach. dyspepsia.
*Atarrh az stomach viiver complaint
iOrpid liver, or biliousness, chronic bowel
affections, and all catarrhal diseases OF
Whatever region, name or nature. II Is
nls0 a specific remedy for an such chronic
on long standing cases OF catarrhal afiec-
Hons and their resnltants. as bronchial,
thr0at and lung diseases Except consump-
AlOnl accompanied with severe coughs. IT
r. not SO good for acute colds and coughs
put for lingering, or chronic cases u IS
especially cfiicaciOus in producing per
feet cures II contains Black Cherry bark,
Golden Seal root Bloodroot, Stone root,
Mandrake root and Queens root-all or
which are highly praised as remedies for
al the above mentioned affections BY such
tminent medical writer's and teachers az
Prof Bartholow, jefferson Med. Coll
iege; Prof. Hare, OF the Univ. Of Pa;
Prof. Finley Ellingwood, NJ. D., OF Ben
H nett Med College, Chicago; Prof John
King, NJ. ID. late Of Cincinnati Prof.
John NJ Scuddcr, NJ. D.. late OF Cincin-
natl Prof. Edwin M. Hale. NJ. D., Of
Hahnemann Med. College, Chicago, and
scores Of others equally eminent IN their
Several schools Of practice.
The HGolden Medical Discovery lis the
only medicine put up for sale through
druggists for like purposes, that has any
such professional endorsement r. worth
more than any number Of ordinary testi-
mOnials. Open publicity OF its formula
On the bottle wrapper is the best possible
guaranty OF It's merits. A glance at this
published formula Will show that Golden
Medical Discovery" contains no poison
Gus or harmful agents and no alcohol
chemically pure, triple-refned glycerine
being used instead Glycerine Is entirely
nnobjectiOnahe and besides Is a most
pseful Ingredient in the cure Of all stom-
ach as we'll as bronchial, throat and lung
Infections There is the highest medical
authority for its use In all such cases.
The Discovery IS q concentrated glyc-
eric extract OF native, medicinal roots
nnd is safe and reliable.
A booklet Of extracts from eminent,
medical authorities, endorsing its ingre-
dIents mailed free on request Address
Dr. r. v. Fserce, Buffalo, N. Y
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
A Wooden Wesdlnq.

Several friends called on a New
Fork clergyman one evening and were
kept waiting for him for some time.
I'm sorry to have kept you walt
ing the minister remarked as he en-
tered his library. "but | have just
had to perform a wooden wedding In
the church"
What" said one Of his visitors. |
never heard Of such thing, What
kind Of q ceremony was it?"
oh answered the clergyman. with
a twinkle in his eye. ut was the mar.
riage of a couple Of Poles"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

To the housewife who has not yet
Become acquainted with the new things
OF everyday use In the market pa
who ~ reasonably satisfied with the
old. we would suggest that trial OF
Defiance Cold Water Starch be made
~ once Not alone because II Is guar
anteed BY the manufacturers 70 be SUI
EAerior to any other brand. but becfh =
each Ice package contains lb oza..
~hiie an the other kinds contain but
M ozs 1t is safe to say that the lady
4tho once uses Defiance Starch will use
Ao other. Quality and quantity must
Hin.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Little Rock. Ark.

Yes" said the missionary, far
from my home. as | am, grow very
tender when anything recalls the Ia
miliar scenes Of my childhood to me-
Then" said the cannibal king, Il
shall send for your home papers for
you to read. You look tolerably tough
at this time, and we want you to be a
little tender before--Have
you seen the new cook tentY'
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
TWENTY-FIVE BUSHELS OF
WHEAT TO the ACRE
Means a pro-
d ductiVe ca
pacity in dol
lars of over
$i6 per acre.
||1:!yEJ!,S. |

This on land which has cost the farmer moth
ing but the price Of ltilling it, tells its own
story.
The Canadian Government gives absolutely
free to every settler 100 acres Of such land.
Lands adjoining can be purchased at from 50
to $40 per acre from railroad and other corpor-
ations.
Already i75,oOo farmers from the United
States have made their homes in Canada
For pamphlet Twentieth Century Canada
and all information apply to Supt. Of Immigra-
tion, Ottawa, Canada, or to following authorized
Canadian Government Agent-J, S. Crawford,
No. l25 w. Ninth Street, Kansas city, Missouri
tMenton this paper)
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Huh! There are lots Of people VINO
viii pay dollar and a half, and ap-
plaud a dark scene representing Lake
Michigan by moonlight, when they
could see the real thing for car fare.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

It is all right, perhaps, for man TO
think his own time is worth nothing,
but he becomes an enemy 10 humanity
when he begins taking up the time Of
others to no purpose.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Rest n ExIstenec.

"I sincerely believe. all things con-
sidered, Hunts Lightning Oil is the
most useful and valuable household
remedy in existence. For Cuts, Barns,
sprains and Insect Bites, It has no
equal, SO far as my experience goes"
G. E. Huntington.
Eufaula, Ala
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Some men can look at a field OF
.~-~s lA,e1mngied with golden
pumpkins, and think OF poetry, but
Of others-wiIl think OF
ole.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time. because 1t
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 ozone full
pound while all other Cold Water
starches arc put up in A-pound pack
ages, and the price Is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
Icals If your grocer tries to sell you
1907. package it Is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishev to
dispose Of before he puts in Defiance.
lie knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let.
ters and figures "16 o2s." Demand De.
dance and save much time and money
and the annoyance cf the iron stick.
Ing Defiance never sticks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Whore others Failed.

Each spring for five or six years /
broke out with a kind Of eczema
which nothing seemed to relieve per-
manently. Finally / tried box Of
Hunts Cure, which promptly cured
me. Two years have passed by, but
the trouble has not returned"
Mrs. Kate Howard,
iftln ROnk Ark
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

We throw mud at the living and
hen try to plant flowers in the muck
IS soon as they are dead
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

People living in grait houses should
never throw stones.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
FEITT UTHEH HE1INN9FHUTUHEH.
NIU,UUU disproys this statement. t.

WIVyUOU dIsproye this statement
w. L. Douglas So. so shoes have BY their ex-
cellent style, easy fitting, and superior wearing
qualities, achieved the largest sale Of any $3.50
shoe IN the world. They are lust as good as
those that cost yoa $500 TO $500 = the only
difference Is the price. II could take you into
my factory at Brockton Mass, the largest In
the world under one roof making mems fine
shoes, and show you the care with which every
pair OF Douglas shoes Is made, you would realize
why w. l.. DomQIas So so shoes are the best
shoes produced In the world.
II could show you the difference between the
shoes maie In my factory and those Of other
makes, you would understand why Douglas
$3.50 shoes cost more to make, why they hold
their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are OF
greater intrinsic value than any other S3.S0
shoe on the market to-day.
w. 4. Douglas Strong Made Shoes for
Mem, $zs60s $2.D0s Boys School q
Dress Shoes, $751; So $fs76v $fs6D
CAUTION.-Ins upon having W. L.Doug-
las shoes. Take no substitute. None genuine
without his name and price stamped on bottom.
WANTED. shoe dealer in every town where
W. l.. Douglas Shoes are not sold. Full line OF
samples sent free for inspection upon request.
Fast Color Eyests used; thes uW not yeay brassy
Write for Illustrated Cataloe Of Fall Styles.
w. l.. DOUGLAS Brockton, Mass.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Red Cross Ball Blue Large a-oz. package S
.eBiS.. The Russ Company, South Bend Ind
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

A graft on the plum tree is worth
two In the busAA
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Some men are SO patient that they
will sit around waiting for another
man $ riches to take wings and tly
their way.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

rs you make your graft 50 you must
Il.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29
pAWTUCKE1. f

Tower post observed Memorial Sunday
by placing nags on the graves OF veterans
and attending services at ST. Paul's
church Rev. Marion Law delivered the
sermon.
Captain vansnda and Detective Henry
armed with a search warrant, went 10
the Dorrance block early last evening
and IN a sleeping room on one OF the
upper floors found = quantity OF poker
chips and some two dozen packs of play
ing cards. which they removed 20 the
police station. The chips and cards were
packed away ia cabinet In corner. and
there was not soul In the room when the
raid was made Nevertheless. the arti-
cles were seized although. as the room
was absolutely vacant, Il Is not pre-
sumed that they will attempt TO prove
that there was gambling being carried on.
The semi annual meeting OF the Catho-
lie Total Abstlnance union will be held at
81. Joseph's church tomorrow.
Archibald Scalln. one OF the best known
saloon Keepers In Pawtucket was placed
under arrest last night and given a ride
20 the police station IN the patrol wagon.
Revelling ~as-thA-ehaEga preferred
against him on the police blotter. and ne
was arraigned AZ a special session of the
District court before Judge Emerson
plea or not guilty was entered b. Mr.
Scallin. and the necessary surety FOR his
appearance FOR trial on "Wednesday morn
ing was furnished bv John y Smith
d The mission for men at ST. Mary's
church closed last evening.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29

A small boy who was brought as n wit
ness before an eminent judge was asked
by His Honor n he knew the nature of
en- oath We'll. ought ter. rspilsd the
boy: i've been Your Honors caddie fer
two years. "--Harper's Weekly.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29
FALL RIVER CITlZENA
SUICIDE IN CHICAGO DEPOT

Chicago, May 29.-Azel s. Reid OF Fall
River, Mass, died yesterday in a hospital
Of a shot wound self-inaicted yesterday
in a waiting room az the Illinois Central
railroad station.
Six hours before he attempted To kill
himself Reid was arrested by ths~police
who believed that he was insane He
insisted that he was OF sound mind and a
physician found nothing 10 warrant his
detention
on the representation that he was going
homo on the first train Reir was released
He went to tHe railroad station and a few
minutes before his train was scheduled
10 leave he shot himself in the head. Reid
did not regain consciousness
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29
fIkEO FOR THEFT
Edward ]. CuyIs Couldn't Escape Sailor
Whose Money He Took.

Edward j. Coyle was fined sl5 and costs
I'm the Sixth Sixth district court. today
O'Mara, a sailor on the United states
battleship Colorado.
OMara lost the money when. with
Coyle and another man, in Clemcnce
street. at ] y. m. yesterday.
lie chased Coyle through several high
ways and overlook him just as Coyle got
into "A hack ar tTr t MON stat+ott- grabbed
him by the throat, Nanked him out and
handed him over to Patrolmen Perkins
and Anthony.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29
ARE JAPANESE FISHERMEN
POACAlhG IN AMERICAN WATERS

Seattle. Wsshn.. May 29-Horace a.
Taylor assistant secretary OF the treas
ury, has reached acre from Washington
and states ,nat orders have been issued
for the revenue cutter Perry TO start Inn
mediately for the Aloutian Islands 10 dis
cover II japanese fishermen are poachIng
I'm American waters
II found that Il H. SO. Mr.. Taylor as.
serts--the department OF commerce and
labor will take the matter IN hand and
endeavor TO stop the operations OF the
fishing feet
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29

Items OF news can be left at Goff's res
taurant on Bullocks Point avenue and
they will receive prompt attention and
publication.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29
CENTRAL FALLS,

Vice President Samuel Roylance pre-
sided at the meeting Of the Naturalist
society held yesterday.
Alfred J. Roberts gave an interesting
discourse in regard TO the new build
ing. There was reading on Flowers
sy J. w Lewis The building commit
tee reported that the new building of
tho socltey is ready 10 be moved to it's
permanent position
At the evening session Robert CAL
ioway read a paper. the subject NJ
which was The History and Cultiva-
tion OF the Dahila."
Rev. r. NJ McFadden. n n. preached
the Memorial Sunday sermon before
Ballou Post. O. a. r.. last evening
The funeral OF Mrs. John Montgomery
took place from her late home. $50 Dex-
ter street Yesterday afternoon. and was
attended by large gathering OF rela-
tiyes and friends. The services were
conducted by Rev J. J. wooley. pastor
OF the Park Place church Pawtucket
profusion OF floral tributes rested on
the casket. Burial took place AZ Mo-
shassuck cemetery.
Some 40 persons were initiated as MEM
bers OF Branch william O'Brien, I. n
f.. yesterday.
James II. Leedham. an Atteboro at
torney and Miss Flora Carpenter. OF
this city. were married on Saturday after
noon by Rev. Father Beland OF the
Church OF Notre Dame Miss Rose Ger
penter, sister OF the bride. was the brides
maid. and John Foley attended tho
groom -A-Feeeption took place In the
evening ~ the home OF Mrs. Peter Ia
F1amme of Gardner. Mass.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-29
EAST PROVIDENCE.
Anderson Fined for FIourishlng
Pistol on a Trolley Car.
Sofa Pillow Club Meets at Resi-.
dence Of Mrs. Davis. Notes.

A Swede giving his name as Charles
Anderson was taken from a Riverside car
yesterday by Sergeant Bickford and
locked upon the csxrge OF revelling. An
derson was nourishing revolver and
threatened 10 shoot every Do0y I'm the car.
When he was landed at the station and
the revolver taken from him, IL was found
the weapon was as hariniess as fried
egg. as IL could not be discharged under
any conditions At the session OF the
Seventh District court this morning he
was fined SIS and costs. which was paid
by his friends.
GENERAL MENTION.
The Sofa Pillow club met with Mrs. @.
W. Davis on Mary avenue Saturday even
ing. There was plenty OF music. and the
large num5er present had good time
generally.
George Davidson and Mary Crowley were
fined s. and costs each by Judge Bliss
this morning for revelling on Roger VIII
liams avenue yesterday afternoon.
Bucklin post. G. A. r., and kindred
organizations attended the morning SER
vices OF the Haven NJ r. church and
that OF the Second Baptist church i'm the
evening.
On account OF Memorial day the Teach
ers training class VIII meet at the Sec
ond Baptist church, Friday evening.
The Rev Mr.. Ufford. compose. OF the
hymn. Throw Out the Line Line" will
deliver lecture on Life Saving Sta
tions," at the Second Baptist church
Wednesday evening.
There have been quite a number OF
large tautog caught i'm the bay this
spring, but 40 far as can be learned Mr..
Orrin Wilbur is high hooa, nc having
caught one Yesterday that weighed eight
and one-quarter pounds