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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-01
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Saviour new auto is sixteen horse
power. isn't II? Fox-Um Sixteen
balky horse power.-BrookIyn Life.
Diner-I've been waiting half an
hour for that chicken l ordered. Wait
er--You have an uncommon amount Of
patience, slr,-Judge.
She-Is skin grating very late
discovery? He-No, It Is only a new
branch Of very old art; all grating Is
skin profess.-Detroit Free Press.
Sometimes man is despised for
twenty or thirty years because he is SO
stingy, and then envled all the rest
OF his life because he Is so rlch.-som-
eTille Journal
You haven't been here long" rc-
marked the ink-welI NO" replied the
new blotter. How do you like your
work. We'll, It's certainly absorb
ing. philadelphia Ledger.
Husband-You ought to know more
than to order pearl necklace when
you know how I'm fixedl Wife-Why,
80 Wv you 'h'lA want everybody
to know how you're fixed?-Puck
Well Doctors Brown and Smith are
going TO operate upon old Gotrox." lis
the operation necessary why, yes;
Brown has note coming due and
smith wants an SutomooiIe' Puck
Mistress Ito applicant for cooks po-
SitlOu(-Why dld Vo,l 1eaVa Vour lost
placef Appicant-Nou are very in
quisitive, marin, l didn't AK yer what
for yer last cook left you.-Pick Me-
Up
theater last night, MIR. Knott. Don't
you Ike Shakespeare? Mr.. Wyse
knott-oh, ShUkcspeare's all right, |
s'pose, but l wlsht he'd turn out some.
thing new.-EN
ALBERT, dear, while looking through
some of your old clothes made such
a lucky find that ordered new dress
on the strength Of IT. What was it.
dear" Half a dozen checks that had
never been written on
RaStus Ito dmggsO-Look hyah,
mlsteh Yo' all sole me some stuff to
make Easteh aigs ycstuddy. Drug
gjst-Wen2 Rastus-Weu ! feed hit
TO dem hens. an dey ain lay no algS
-dey lay down en- die
Mrs Smlth-Had your daughter a
pleasant voyage? Mrs. Newrlch-Hes,
but they must have had nm accident.
She wrote she landed on Terra Firma,
and l know the boat was bound for
Iiverpool.-New York Mail.
Growell Tin chean restouranh- Here
waiter! Are these mutton or pork
chops? Walter-Can't YOU tell by the
taste? Growell-No. Waiter-Then
what difference does II make what
they are? illustrated Bits.
Mamma Thought there was an ap-
pIe ON the sideboard and was going
to give It to you but find II isn't
there! Freddy Wen. will you give
me something else, mummy, COS 1t
wasn't very good one?-Punch.
cone half of the worlds happlness ia
solved when n nerson learns TO mind
his own business" Eyes. but Ms the
other half that causes the most trou-
BILE" What's thatf" Getting other
people to mind theirs Detroit Free
Press.
Mrs 9dabout--Poople are saving
won co,lea on Mrs ycrdigris the other
dav md pot n setback. Mrs. Upiohu
What q wllful peryerslon Of truth,
called on her, and got back set Of
1870 49, ''''
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-01
Strange coincidence in Deaths

Mrs. /. ]. Gullick, the widow Of an ar
fist was waiting for a train at Oulton
sta ion the other day when she suddenly
fell dead
She had walked mile to the station
and was apparently IN her usual health.
About ten years ago her husband fell
dead in exactly similar circumstances
London Daily Nail
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-01

become self-supporting, and at the same
higl est and noblest Of all duties. the
woman : true sphere-the home Above
ali things ! warn you against becoming
that greatest IF modern pests. the idle
society woman, who devotes her time to
the performance Of what she calls social
duties or following after social pleas
ures"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-01

The latest motoring costume for dogs
consists Of coat and hood. regulation
goggles. silk laced rubber boots and bar
ness with silver leader.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-01
Nv, o'coENoR AGAINST SOCIETY.

says Performance OF Social Duties Is
Pest.
S.e-e'y women are discussing with in
.'' the remarks Of Rt-Rev. NJ. ].
N'nHor, Roman Catholic bishop of
Jersey. made in the course Of a
-" - sifeate sermon delivered ut the
~ ri, II q. commencement exercises Of
i.-@@ Iei1s Female college at Mad
\ J. Tie bishop. after a general
.I''eSaan Of tie use Of modern educa-
81. yemen, said: If asked TO give
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-01

pat.cnce-What is that the choir Ia
singing
Tarr.re-0h. that's called The Bat
tie Song
Gracious, Is Tie choir going to
awe another Youkers states
man
Igp Young man who gets good
-,a~, ia life Guc-ut always make SAT-
.-fa..r-E au.-h.
\ prtty gill eaa ;e7e" q man my
.... bHt common sciIst.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
NEXT TUESDAY NIGHT.
Commercial Club will meet at the
Eagles Club Rooms.

The Commercial club did not meet this
week on account Of the holiday season
but will meet on next Tuesday evening at
The Eagles Club rooms.
Every one Is anxious to learn what the
different committees have accomplished
and there should be large attendance.
1t is learned that the matter Of ko X
Island service, taken up at the last meet
lug has been taken note OF by the COM
pany. superintendent Jones bas notified
the club that the company desires 10 give
Dodge City a satisfactory service, aud
that he will be glad 20 meet with the
club and go over the matter.
The railroad committee has been inyess
tigaling the matter Of proposed new
roods and will follow this 50 that the
Cub may be ready to act ut the proper
time The surveyors have been at work
examining the proposed route. for the
past week.
Don't forget TO attend the meeting as
1t Will be the first meeting Of 1906 which
Is TO be the greatest year for Dodge City
in her history.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
Opera House Attraction.

"Ole Olson" the bright, lively andy
laugh compelling Swedish dialect comedy
drama, will be presented at the Guck-
Opera house, Wednesday erening JAN
-uary 3, by an excellent Organization of
play ers headed by the Northland singer,
Mr.. Ben Hendricks This popular Swed.
ish comedy drama is familiar to most
tbeater- -goers and 1t retains firm grasp
on their favor. Ii has found genuine
homely comedy. mingled with just that
simple touch, Of nature that makes the
whole world kin. sole" the uneouth.
Swedish Immigrant, IN his rough clothes,
has bis heart In the right place He 10
good natured, even under ridicule, and
has the qualities that turn ridicule into /.
admiration. The ever popular comedian.
and singer. Ben Hendricks, will make 9
feature OF his singing this season, he
has several new songs with which to de-
light his hearers.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
ABOUT THE MILL.

Messrs Cooper and Kauger Expecting
to Build Next Summer.
No deHuIte word has been received yet
from Messrs Cooper ahd Ranger who
were here recently looking for mill site,
1t is understood, however, that these
gentlemen have been offered good loca.
tIon on the Santa Fe, and that they have
met with no encouragement ofany kind,
Mr.. Kauger has bought section Of wheat
land west Of here, and MIR. Cooper has
been getting prices upon large tract :
There seemsto be every probability
that they will come to Dodge City and
build the mill.
The mill they are planning is to be Of
400 barrels per day capacity.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28

Past Experience does not seem to In.
fiuence the "Daily" Proposition

Past Experience does not seem to In.
fluence the "DailY" Proposition
Another little daily paper has been
started In Dodge City Less than two
years ago two different outfits attempted
q like undertaking. At that time the
tslobe Republican took off lite hat aud
made abow Of welcDme 10 the two little
sheets, but felt bound At the time, az well,
to tell the propIietors that the papers
would not pay and that ''someone"
would lose money on them. Az ~ out
come the paper In charge Of Messrs
Thompson & Co.,, suspended one cloudy
day with several parties II the lnrch snd
few bundles Of its paper stock left 10
the hands Of the railroad company. Col.
Watson who "foundpd" and foundercd
the other little daily was metropolitan
product" who took the good people OF
Dodge City into his confidence and told
them that II WAS q shame Dodge City did
NOT have daily paper. He sxid that 1t
would be 4 paying proposition and that
Il would benefit the town. After few
months OF borrowing money to pay ex
penses, the Metropolitan Produst borrow
ed money to leave town on. ne had
done" ono man for eioo, Smother Tor
$50, and . larger aupber for smaIler
s.nounts. Merchants wpre charged by
Watson for advertising on basis Of 500
ciscuistion. and tnsy paid this rate for
times when only 35 papers were printed
and not half Of that number read
Unless better support Is given the pre-.
sent venture than was given The last two,
which is not probable, the daily will have
to suspend after q few months. Its pro
prietor, or someone else will b. The loser
aud no good wlllhave been AGO mplishsd.
The Globe Republican ha. been asked
many times to start daily 'ssua, sad 1t
win do 50 jmt as soon as itta' be done
% business enterprise, ad paper
published which will bs . c'sdlt tstbe
town.
The only results Of the last TWO ven
lures 4 In this line were: they hart the
newspaper business in Dodge City. LEFT
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
Notice.

The health Of member Of my family,
having made II necessary that the UNDER
signed Teturnto Missouri to take charge
OF other Interests there; sale Of the
lumber yards assets OF The Missouri
Lumber d Supply Co., has been made.
THIS necsssitates the immediate settle-
meit Of all accounts due the said com-
papy aud 81 parties indebted TO the said
Missouri Lumber q Supply Co., are
hereby notified to sall and make prompt
settlement Of same, thereby saying them-
selyes as well as us trouble and expense.
An immediate compliance with this
request will greatly oblIge the under-
signed as the transfer TO the newinteT-
eals will be made asonce and ell unsettled
accounts will have to be placed in the
hsnds Of my attorneys
2t "A. s. RUssELL, Manager,
The Missouri Lumber q Supply %.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
DIED ON A TRAIN.
Dodge City People Helped man who
was In sad Plight.

WnS w odu H6"s
VIC. Block, NJ Huntsville Mo not Mr.
H mt, of Blocksvlle as was published in
a paper here yesterday evening landed
IN Dodge City yesterday morning in a
very sad plight. He left Dodge City last
uight with very grateful remembrance
OF The people OF this town. Mr. Block
had beea out west with his family on ac-
count OF the health OF his wife, who was
a consumtive. He had run short Of
money and had started for bis home
iu Missouri having barely enough money
70 buy tickets for the family and scant
provisions for the trip. Mrs Block died
10 the train and was taken off at Dodge
CITY.
The husband did not have money TO
buy casket and prepare the body Of
his wife for shipment to their former
home.
Mr.. Gluck made short trip In the
business portion of town and explained
the matter and In little time 900 had
been contributed to the stranger.
z After getting she remains Of bis wife
ready for shipment Mr.. Block had $40 OF
this money lc. for expenses during the
rest Of the journey, and as he bad tickets
he was able to take his wife to her former
home for burial.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
suCKLiN BaEezES.

Born to the wife Of D. w. Handy on
Thursday, Dec. 2lst 1905, boy. He ar
rived on this mundane sphere at a pro-
pitious time, in time to BIZ present at the
Christmas dinner; on the evening Of the
same day there was born to Mrs |, G
Ford, a daughter. The young lady being
stranger here did not attend the Christ
mas tree entertainment Saturday night.
The mothers and babies are getting along
all right, and the fathers will pull through
II their heads don't swell too much.
The home talent play given BY the W.
W. w. girls last Thursday night was well
attended and the performance gave
general satisfaction. We ars informed
that they will give the play at Ford and
Greensburg In the near future.
The Christmas trees given by the Sun
day schools Of Bucklln were we'll attend
ed Of course and ii the object was TO
please the children, they were a success
for the children OF all ages do enjoy these
annual visits Of Santa Clause.
The Lopez Dramatic Co. is giving
Bucklin a three nights siege this week.
Mrs. J. r. McBrayer who has been an
invalid for several years Is worse the last
few days. She is In very feeble con-
dition.
Hugh Rogers Of TT. Worth Tex. 10 visit.
ing big uncle, J. Q. Jones Of this place.
A. w. Guerln and wife Of Hutchinson
are visiting Mrs. Guprin's parents, MIR.
and Mrs. A. Cook and other friends here.
Chas. N. Sappenfeld has commenced
the erection Of a new business room 20x
40 feet on the east side OF Main Street just
south Of the Post Office.
9. P. Drake and family spent Christ
mas with friends at Ford.
Dan Haynes and family Of Mulllnville
Kans. spent Christmas with D. Fiahers
family here.
TraHc on the Rock Island has been
somewhat demoraliEed by snow In New
Mexlco.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
Torture or a Preacher.

The story OF the torture Of Rev. o. D.
Moore, pastor OF the Baptist church, Of
HarpersyiIle, N. X, will interest you.
He ssys: ~ suffered agonies. because o.
psfsisien. cough, resulting from the
gtip. had to sleep sitting upin bed,
| tried many remedies, without relief,
until took DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption Coughs and Colds,
which entirely cured my cough, and
saved me from consumption" A grand
cure FOR diseased conditions OF Throat
and Lungs. Al City Drug store drueglat;
price 800 and sl.OO, guaranteed, Trial
bottle free,
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
HEAVY CHRISTMAS TRADE.
Nearly Every Store had Recordlg
Breaking Patronage.

The mercAanta Of Dodge City are great =
" pleased with their trade during the
week before Christmas. One dry goods
store states that the trade on Saturday
before Christmas wss $2OO above any
days trade IN the history Of the store for
the past fifteen years.
The dry goods stores, jewelry stores,--
furniture stores aud drug stores and alla
places that had goods for which there iss-
special demand at Christmas time bada,
an immenss trade during the week before
Christmas.
Az heavy a. the December trade hasz
been however II was nnly little aheads
of the trade during October at some Of
the stores. October was big month on.
account Of the immense trade from over
the county from the farmers who were =
marketing wheat during that month.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
BIacksmithing.

will have my blacksmith and carriage
shop completed and ready for business
by Jan lst, where I will be prepared for
all kinds Of work In my line. Horseshoe.
ing will be given special attention. no
charges will be made on oil interfering
hones can lot cure. Also will repair
wagons and carriages. am prepared to
furnish tops, cushions and dashes on ap-
plication at atsurprIslng low prices. Please
call and give me trial.
J.S. ELLIOTT.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
KILLED BY CARS.
Stranger Killed on Crossing here last
Friday Night.

Friday Night.
An unknown man who had been In
Dodge City but q few days was crushed
under some freight cars on the Santa f.
crossing on First Avenue Friday night.
II Is understood that three cars had been
"klcked' down one of the sidings just
before the oars reached the crossing the
man, In company with Jay Burson Jr.,
started to cross the tracks. tits claimed
that he had been drinking. The two
walked directly In front Of the moving
oars. Santa Fe yard men who were neAr
by called TO them and one Of the yard
men reached them and got hold Of Bur-
sons coat In time to pull him back, thus
saving hislifs, The other man was run
down by the car. It's said that three
cars passed over him, tho wheels grinding
hls head so that recognition was impossl-
bic.
No one here knew the man who was
killed. He was tailor and had worked
for O. L. Peterson for a few days. He
gave his name a. Smith at Peterson's
tailor shop, but his'lettsrs came address
ed to Fred Just. He told here that be
had worked for the past year 10 the
tailoring department OF Z big gsnsrsl
store 10 BIsbee, ArisonlA Il ID bsiisysd
that his home 10 some place 10 Illinois,
- he had told Of working for long
time ln that state before going west,
He was man OF good appearance and
no doubt has frIeuds some where who
when they fail to hear from bin will bs
trying to learn what became Of him,
II will be sad story for them II they
ever learn Il, and II will be almost Is sad
{ his Identity Ia never learned here aud
his friends are left for all time to the un-
certainty Of what became Of him.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
In Mad Chase.

Millions rush In mad chase after health
from one extreme Of faddlsm to another,
when, II they would only eat good food,
and keep their bowels regular With DR..
Kings New Life Pills, their troubles
would ell pass away. Prompt relief and
qnick cure for liver and stomach trouble.
$50 at the City drug store; guaranteed.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28

James NJ. Kimbrel Of Concord Town
ship, son Of John Klmbrel was married
Christmas day at the home Of his father
10 Miss Katie Tyler, daughter Of the re-
corder OF deeds Of Haskell cornty J. A..
Cornelius minister Of the Church OF
Christ in Dodge City ofiiciated. The
happy young couple received many
beautiful and useful presents, and the
congratulations Of 4 host OF friends.
They will make their home on their farm,
Ia Gray county.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
ABOUT TICE APPOINTMENT.

Report of Change in Division Super
intendents Seems to be Fake.
A few days ago special correspond
ent at Shawnee sent out report that
Mr.. Tice at Arkansas City had been pro-
NOTED to succerd Division SuperIntend-
ent Ayers at Dodge City. The oorrss-
pondent had no authority for this report
and from present appearances there ls
no truth IN 1t.
There is no indication Of any change
at Dodge City ,and MIR. 'rice has not been
appointed to this place.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
See 2 cent Sale ad on 5th
PAGE.
Page.

'rhe Philomathsn met last Friday
afternoon With Mrs. Davies. Aftara
short program the afternoon was spent
socially, the hostess serving very dainty
refreshments. Mrs. Hubbard's talk, SUBJ
ject "Did Buckingham Deserve his Fate't
was exceedingly interesting. After :
vote Of thankI to the hostess for her
pleasant surprise, the club adjourned to
meet with Mrs. Simpson January 18th
when the study Of "Kug Henry VIII 4
will be concluded.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28

WANTED-By Chicago manufacturing
House, person Of trussworthiness and
somewhat familiar with local territory 10
assistant iD branch Office. Salary e1s
paid weekly, Permanent position. No
investments required. Previous expert
ence not essential to engaging.
Address, Manager Branches, Como
block, Chicago. lat
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28
Bible Study.

Begin the New Year right. Come out
and meet with the Bible Study club, at
the Presbyterian church on next Monday
evening at7:45 o'clock. All who desire
to know more about the bible will be
welcomed.
The Globe-republican., 1905-12-28

Everyone who Is interested should as-
sist In getting list Of all parties who
want new wheat land broken out, and r
the number Of acEes Of breaking that each
coe wants done. lfihis can be made up
it will not be hard to brng in men and.
teams enough 10 DO the work.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-22
Nautical Drugs.

The tabloid habit is unknown to
shippers of sailing craft. coastwise or
ocean bound. Epson salts and castor
oil are still good enough for them.''
the New York Press says. Nor does
the sailor who has worked his way up
from the mast dose his crew with SUI.
.ar-coated or gelatin-covered pills; the
old standard favorites are still his main
reliance.
Captains of sailing vessels are re.
quired to keep notes of all the medi.
cines they serve out to the crew for
record with the United States slippiuc
commissioner. The files show that the
most popular doses are EPSON salts
and castor oil, and next to these. uui.
uine, Jamaica ginger and paregorlc.
On Il sailing vessel the captain is
the doctor, and sailors have to take
what he gives them. On one shi,
bound for Rio de Ianeiro the captain
saw his second mate taking pills from
bottle.
Whats that, sir?" sternly demand.
ed the skipper.
pellets for my rheumatism" the
mate replied.
Throw them overboard!' commands
ed the captain. II don't want such
junk aboard my ship. Come aft and
III give you dose of castor OIL"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-22
American Assurance.

Americans are not the most impu
dent persons on the face of the earth
Nevertheless, on occasion they car
give points to those of some other ma
tons. A traveller in Korea was discov.
cred taking snap shots of Russian sol
diers, and promptly arrested.
Hare you been photographing my
soldier 50" inquired the officer.
"YeJ, and l should like to take
yours. Permit mew
Snap. and the thing was done. The
Russian laughed, and the two men fell
into conversation, whereupon the
American said that he had recently
been IN Port Arthur.
Port Arthur" exclaimed the Rus
sian. "Imposslble.'
ION. no, not impossible; your com
patriots escorted me ill.," and pulling
some photographs from his pocket, he
added: II took these snap shots OF
your torpedo destroyers as they
scooped down upon the little boat
was in."
The Russian looked from the man tt
the pictures with undisguised amaze
ment. Those are certainly our boats,
lie admitted.
Perhaps you know their names. ant
will oblige me by writing them on thu
backs Of the pictures
Like the Queen of Sheba before Sol
ONION, there was no longer any spiri
in the Russian. Meekly he took tn,
proffered American pencil. and upo1
the Americans prints wrote the name.
of tie Russian torpedo destroyers.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-22
Most Deadly of poison..

1.-THE most dreadful poisons," said a
chemist, ''are only known to a few
men. Mercury metlide, for instance,
the inhalation of whose fumes pro-
duces incurable idiocy. can be manu-
featured by two Italians, and by no
one else in the world.
"Dhatoora is poison used In India.
1t, too, produces incurable idiocy. A
British army officer told me Of n sad
case-a case of two rival tailors, one
Of whom gave the other small dose
of dhatoora. The victim Of the drug
remained an idiot all the rest of his
life. He sat and moved his empty
hands rs though he were sewing. He
was formidable rival no longer.
"Mercaptan produces a melancholy
so great as to terminate nearly al
ways in suicide. No government will
permit the manufacture and sale of
this poison.
"Dhatoora. mercury methide, mer-
captain and some twenty other polsons
are neither made nor sold III any pub
lie way. They are only experimental
with. Such poisons would be formd-
able weapons in INSCRIPTIONS hands.
Driving their victims to suicide or to
insanity, they leave behind them
nothing suspicious or untoward. The
giver of these poisons is secure from
any fear of punishment
Hence it is no wonder, is 1t, that
the learned men who know such poi.
sons keep their knowledge to them.
selves? If dhatoora. for instance
were obtainable, think how our opera
singers. our painters, our dressmak.
ers and our money kings might fill the
lunatic asylums with their rivals"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-22

called into existence to defend its
honor and integrity. History tells us
of few who so blended the grace and
gentleness of the friend with the dig
nifty, courage, faithfulness and manli-
ness of the soldier, and his public
enemies-even the men who directed
the fatal shot-never spoke of him
without expressions of marked respect.
Those whom he commanded loved him
to id6latry, and |, his associate and
commander. fail in words adequate to
express my opinion of his great
WORTH"
Mcpherson never lost battle. His
own lofty courage inspired his men to
deeds of unprecedented daring. He
himself set an example of determine
ton. He was always so willing to
sacrifice his own personal happiness
for the claims of duty that his soldiers
felt that they could do no less than
he. He did everything with view to
the interests of the government.
In the numerous temptations to en-
gage in speculation during his service
he remained incorruptlhle, He was