New-York tribune., 1905-11-30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In q Btreetcar IN Cleveland the other day a young
man suddenly stopped and picked up something
from the floor After looking at it moment he
asked in a loud voice. Has anybody lost a five
dollar gold piece2' Instantly a solemn man at the
front end of the car rose and walking back to the
young chap said. yes, have lost hve-dollar
gold piece" and held out his hand Well" said
the young man.. heres 5 cents just picked up
toward it."
THE GOLDEN GLOW OF PUMPKIN PIE
What though the world be sad and q. 5gssT
To ease our sorrow and regret.
What though we worry, deep In debt?
That there is round about us yet
The golden glow of Pumpkin Pie?
Our hearts may suffer from, the spear
of fortune III the soul may fret
Because the world doth coldy snee-
At all our brilliant fancies pet.
What though by soorn were ever met
q No cloud that floats hath dimnered yet
The golden glow of Pumpkin Pie!
Our prospects may be far from clear.
Our outlook may be black jet.
Gray fog may blsaT our aJmosphere'
F %9e poefes @Gsa Us Sod snx o n house neF 6
r5a In 0gsB s9ts Of go H t6srss 6 pe ef5 US pe yet
Envoi
Prince HE thee iIco from nth the a ppElieqns n vet
Let woe begoneI Do not forget
The golden glow OF Pumpkin ne. ,,,,,
-(JOnn hendTlCR Bangs III I1dI pei , NSehly"
The stage in Indiana seems to need elevating. A
dispatch from Rushville says that in an Uncle
Toms Cabin production there the dogs were
good hut they had poor support. The ticketseller
at the box office, moreover. passed in change
three-cent pieces as dimes 49,.
The Laws Delay-a'who is your oldest in
soid Bill Davis" .... 5.-..-
"He Us Is in jail He wuz sentenced A to be hung
slnce."-(Judge. u-s. ....z .s4.
The following announcement appears In the
c1aneva papers: M. and Nine. Edouard Monos re-
+f,,I1v announce the death Of their faithful ser
want Mile Gabrielle Thomasset, who has been IN
~. service of our family for the last seventy-six
Years In succession" The aged servant was eighty
nine years old at the time of her death
pIaca FOR yaluables-They were on their honey
GGn qfs Wife e that he couid not resist the temptation
~ take the hotel clerk into his confidence
say" he whispered. leaning over the desk 'n1y
itf case sir" chuckIed the hotel clerk 'T
suite suite . .o.,.s,.
WHAT Cant let her go up into the bridal suitef
Why aEeesuse nus win have to put her in the safe.
That is the place for jewels. ."-tChicago News
u went TO church last Sunday morning, and as
7 sat listening TO the beautiful music my soul
ufted up and IL revealed TO that my
didacy was divinely inspired" This lie the an
nou,oernsnt Of Judge Dewey's intention to run in
.denendently for Mayor OF Boston. There to
Be tendency for seIf-nOmlnation to go mad.
EB AND FLOW.
V7o was fond Of Ebenezer-
Eb for short, she called her beau.
TsIk of tide OF love, great Ceesari
You sh'ui' 90 - = -tcorheu widow.
Eb and Flo, they stood sponsors
When FYo's sister was a bride,
M when bride and groom receded.
Tbey too went out with the tied.
'' -(YOnkers Statesman.
when their first child came-a daughter.
TIE nurse for q larger fee.
Went TO some else who sought her,
leaving Eb and Flo at sea
-(Chicago Record-Herald.
This happy couple. Eb and Flo.
Then named their little daughter
70 he tn keeping, don't you know
Binnehaha, Laughing Water
Springfield (Mass.) Union.
Next came triplets heaven bless 'eml
Ebanezer looked quite grave.
Thsn uuoth he u mis- Floretta;
i+I,hiS looks Ike tidal WRVeI