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The Washington times., 1905-04-19
MARDER BUILDING
CHANGES OWNERS

The final steps in the sale of the
Warder building. reference to which
was made in The Times, few days age
were taken yesterday. when Il deed was
placed on record whereby the America 4
security and Trust Company. trustee
nnder the will of the late BENJAMIN ii
Warder, conveyed the property 70 James
+. evans. who Immediately conveyed ii
10 Henry NJ Baker. Deeds of trust ca
the property were recorded by Mr.. Evans
for $4,000 and Mr.. Baker for $50 0oO
the latter also transferring to Mr.. Ev-
ans the premises 152i and 1923 G. street
northwest.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19

There lies the great value of Liquo-
zone. 1t Is the only way known TO Kill
germs in the body without killing the
tissues. too. Any drug that kills germs
is a poison. and 1T cannot be. taken in
ternally. For that reason. medicine is
almost helpless IN any germ disease,
while Liquozone is almost certain. We
proved this fact for years through pny>
sicians and hospitals. in thousands of
the most difficult cases obtainabie Then
we paid 100000 for the American rights
the highest price ever paid for any
discovery used in the cure Of sickness,
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
Burial of Paul tones.
NAME OF THE FIREBOAT
WILL BE "FIREFIGHTER"

Out of list of over 100 names submit
ted by the public, Commissioner Macfar-
land has selected one with which he
viii christeE the new fireboat. The per-
picking problem which has overshadow-
ed affairs of state at the District build
ing for week is solved
Chief Belts new apparatus will be
called the 'Ficefishter. Commissioner
Macfarland chose this suggestion believ-
ing it would do most honor to the men
who have so often risked danger and
death in fire fighting in the District s
service. ''Ffrefghter'' has become the
accepted term used to designate mem
bers of the fire department and the
Commissioners thinks the name espe-
cially appropriate for the little craft.
The suggestion was submitted anony-
mously and was not duplicated
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
WILL PROMOTE MEN
IN PENSION OFFICE
NO Outsiders to Be Sought in Filling
Positions CT Inspectors Who
Have Resigned

No outside men Will be appointed to
I'LL the vacancies in the Pension Office
created by the resignation of the ten
examiners. Commissioner Warner an
nounced today that the offices would be
filed by promotions.
We have plenty of good men here
said he, who have won promotion by
their excellent work. They ought to
have the positions and they will get
them
Commissioner Warner said that while
a number of names had already been
submitted, no action looking toward the
appointments had yet been taken.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
Don't take drugs to accomplish what drugs
can't do. Liquozone alone kills germs
The first bottle is free

Medicine is almost helpless in any
germ disease. Ask any physician; he
knows 1t as well as we do. Drugs new
er kill inside germs. Those are the dis
eases which JdQuozone cures. The ie-
suits are almost inevitable We have
proved this to millions of people. and
We VIII prove ii 10 yen If you'll ask is.
We will buy the first bottle. and give
Il 10 YOU TO try.
Don't cling to old treatments blindly;
ask us about the new.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
SOC Bottle Free.

II you need Lfquozone. and have neve,
tried 1t, please send us this coupon. We
VIII then mail you an order on . local
druggist for full-size bottle. and we
Will pay the druggist ourselves for II
This Is our free gift, made to convincr
and what it can do. In Justice to GO
self please accept it today, for it place,
you under no obligation whatever.
Liquozone costs 50c and 81.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19

his attempt at suicide by s;ashing his
throat with a. razor
As she staggered into the Kennedy
home Miss Norbeck cried: a@ a.
Jones has shot me. He said he would
Now he has done it,"
Hes in there now" she continued.
F'od Gods sake. somebody go in and
keep him from killing my old mother -
Examing Miss Norbeck' S clothing MIR.
Van RiSwicll could find no bullet hole
but she insisted she felt the bullet inside
her.
By this time a telephone message
which Thomas Kennedy had sent to the
Emergency Hospital for an ambulance,
cinct station. Policemen Williams, Cul-
hnane and Howard were dispatched to
the scene.
Robinson had walked 10 Providence
Hospita- Miss Norbeck. was sent tC
the same institution in the patrol wagon
Lying on the Floor.
Charles Van Riswick led Policemen
Cullinane and Howard into the Norbeck
house and upstairs to Jones room.
They found him lying on the floor beside
the bed with blood flowing from gap
ing wound in his throat
He is not dead, said Van Riswick.
feeling Jones heart still beating.
Ne; I'm not dead yet Jones unex-
pectedly replied. II hope she's dead.
though. If that revolver had only had
mere shells in it. I would have finished
the job as 1 intended"
In the Providence Hospital. where he
was strapped to a cot to prevent him
tearing the bandages from his throat.
Jones this morning RsseA sIf4 the game
MOOD He again repeated his hope that
MISS Norbeck would not recover
Ihe surgeons fear THAI Jones hope
VIII be realized. Last night they operat-
cd upon Miss Norbeck. extracting the
big .44-caliber bullet from one of her in
testines, where IL lodgeu after passing
through the liver
The bullet which struck the old sold
Ter, Robinson. in the wrist was found
Jammed in the bones of that Joint The
other ball, much fiattened from contacf
WITH his skull, was picked up on the
noor OF the Z street house
Separated From Wife.
Jones IS married man, but has been
separated from his wife for some time
She is living with one Of her four
daughters on @ street, between First
street and the James creek canal,
southwest
While employed in the arsenal Jones
lived with his foreman on street south
west When he lost that position he
moved to the E street house He has
since been working at his trade in q
shop in an alley near Sixteenth and p
streets northwest.
Robinson has been an inmate OF Sol
diers' Home since 1891, living there con-
tinuouSly with the exception of one
year, when ne was confined to ST.
Elizabeth's Asylum. He came to the
Soldiers Home from Company L, First
United States Artillery, and is fifty
seven years old.
This morning Robinson declared he
never had a quarrel with jones and did
rot suspect the latter was jealous.
policeman from the Fourth precinct
Is on guard beside Jones' cot to pre-
vent his escare
The revolver, with which Jones did the
shooting. was secured by the police from
Mrs. Flick. She found il on the floor
or the Kitchen and carried II in her
dress when she hurried 10 Third and NJ
streets southwest. to tell her daughter,
Mrs Ella French, about the affair
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
NAMED AS ADMINISTRATOR.

Justice Stafford presiding in Probate
Court has signed an order appointing
r. Golden Donaldson administrator of
the estate of the late Justice Charles
{. Cole, his former law partner M
Donaldson is required to enter into a
bond Of $4,000 for the performance OF
the trust.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
a Follower of Gr.n

Many persons find themselves affected
with persistent cough after an attack
promptly cured by the use of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy it should not be
allowed to run on until it becomes
troublesome. For sale by all druggists.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
A Modern Paper Box Factory Started.

Washington now has an up-to-date
paper box factory located at 224 Four
leenth street northwest, with a thor
oughly modern plant in every detail
equipped with all the latest improved
machinery.
The vice president and general man
a2er is 2. NJ. Schultz.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19

blood. " p'is'1ed
IN nervous debility Liquozone acts as vi
ldIizcr, accomplishing what no drugs can do
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
MUCH EXCITEMENT
AMONG DAUGHTERS
Report of Treasurer.
Continued from First Pagc.a-~


The balloting will probably begin late
this afternoon or at tonight's session.
Report of Treasurer.
At the afternoon session yesterday
Mrs. NJ, e. S. Davis presented the re-
port OF the treasurer general She
reported total receipts of $S9.97945. and
expenditures OF s3S,o24.S3 with 50, 49,. 81
in bank. In the building fund she re-
ported receipts of s134543 Sc, expendi-
lures of s108, ,S0o.1S, with a balance in
bank az s25, 1898.
She said that there is1a balance due
on the contract of S2l.074.35. which. with
the memo: al window 10 Nathan Hale.
necessito ting an expenditure of s.. .S99 Is.
Will leave balance of but 81, $685.
Burial of Paul Jones.
Discussion of the discovery of the re-
mains of John Paul Jones in Paris and
OF the proper place to lay them when
they We're brought back to America, took
UP part of the session Resolutions
to place bust of the famous a-Gghter
in Continental Hall; to bury his remains
at Annapolis, and another to bury them at
Frederick, Md, were introduced. but did
not come TO a vote. The matter was
sidetracked to make way for unfinished
business
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
Germ Disea ses.

These are the known germ diseases.
All that medicine can do for these trou-
bles Is TO help Nature overcome the
germs and such results are indirect and
uncertain. LiquoZone attacks the germs
wherever they are. And when the germs
which cause a disease are destroyed,
the disease must end, and forever. That
is inevitable
The Washington times., 1905-04-19

Any physician or hospital not yet using
L&tuozone will b. gladly supplied for test.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19

The ballounG will probably begin late
this afternoon or at tonight's session.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19
22c and soc.

All 25c Neckwear at 22c, and all
81 pieces at 99c, only until u
o'clock. The newest, prettiest, and
every way best 25c and ST Neck
wear.
The Washington times., 1905-04-19

Chemisettes as illustrated and a
thousand and one dainty neck-pieces
for Easter. None worth less than
SOC. A special price for morning
visitors. 44c.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

Good stuff in my he'd all the stuff
that gets to me my he'd wood feel
stuffy. I wood have a he'd on me
like the he'd of rain Darrell, dur
in q dry season, inclined to get
cracky in places. I don't mean to
say that it hain't that way now,
but there lis no use of maxim bad
he'd eny Bladder by stufin' it with
Tony rot.
A person shood shove in an air.
ship or two occasionally so as to
get light headed and find out how
it feels. An airship or one OF
them eatonobi]lys is a good thing
to blow yourself on, but the havin'
one hain't no sign that you roost
on your own roost mites or you
hain't payin' legal rate of interest
on the money you stole the ma
chine with.
If this old world was all it ap-
pears to be on the outside it wood
be grand place to camp on. It's
bad sight to see a man workin'
when he ought to be on cot in a
hospital, yet it's thousand times
worse to see an able bodied man
to lazy to get out and do an honest
days work. The trouble with
most people they hain't balanced.
That's what they say bout me.
Hain't 1 got lot of company thor
It's all matter of opinion. It's a
question whether a good he'd and
no body is as good or better than
good body and no he'd. It's on
ly matter of opinion. That's all.
Now, Mr.. Scribe, I started tell
in you bout the good people here
and I have ended up by preachin'
sermon on airships, eatonobillys,
beds, and bodies. That's jest me
over and over. Well I can't help
it cause I was manufactured that
way. Yes [ was.
Lovingly Yourns,
[. B. A. RUBE.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
Rube'S Gossip.
Mr.. Edutor:

Mr.. Edutor:
Deer Sur:-Isn't it awful funny,
Mr.. Scribe, that all the best people
in Minnesota spend their holidays
here. They even come from Mis-
souri,, England, and Nova Scotia.
They are all so liberal hearted to,
50 they be. Why I am gettin'
somethin' to reed the hull time
from many of them. Jest to dem
onstrate that their hearts are in
the rite places they rite on their
papers, One mite only-Two mites
only-Hold two mites, etc.
Some time ago I tried to do
what one of them told me jest to
be obligin' and it come gull darn
near putin me out of action, so it
did. I hain't goin' to do it any
more. No I haint. If there is
anythin' that touches my heart so
quick, It's to get paper sayin'-
Read this and laff. Why I done
that jest to please gent not long
ago and the next time I'm goin'
to do all my lafin' before I start
to read. This latin the hull
bloomin' time is hard on fellers
face. That's the way I had mine
cracked. Stufin' the brain and
latin all at the same time is pref
" dangerous material for an mex
perienoed chap to indulge in. II
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
MuldOOn Versus
MCCraCken'S Goat.

All kinds av ixcitemint waz
foatin' aroun' the Harrison Strate
polace station wan day whin Joodge
Dicky called the case av "Muldoon
versus McCracken's wan-eyed
goat"
The unake peculiaryty av the
case, an the goat bein' an oorphan,
aroused strong pooblic sintymint.
Shure, livery wan said it wud
joostyfy the twinty- eighth ward if
we Electrified the haste. Ye see,
whin McCracken waz app1nted
prime minister to Poland, his sud-
din social distinction usurped all
foormer affection an reconizance
av the goat. In consequence, the
goat ates all he can, an whin he
can't git that, he ates' cans.
Faith, an hasn't he the fine
dainty taste? B'gorry I hov seen
him ate all aroun' the crack av a
cracked flower pot an niver be az
Their touchin' the crack at all do
yez mind. Whin a cintypade de-
vilopes such a hilthy intelligence,
tits always the neighbours i'm
bonpoint an washlines that pay
fer the tuition.
To economic sthringth l will
now enoomerate facts IN their re-
spictive rotation. Wan dark night
while returnin' from a SPECIAL
matin' wild me. usual tranquility,
the lateniss av the hour suggested
that I had better take off me shoes
befoor gittin' in close proximity
av the shatoe. Actin on the psy.
Geological import av the thought
l removed me ixtrimyties an eau
tiously proocayded. Suddinly a
croonchin' percolation vibrated
thru the metallic intigumints av
me moo MCKEE plated fence. Jaw
.haw," I solillyquized, "'tis an in-
cindyary knockin' statues. of the
poets. I'll stone him wild me BRO
gan an thin yill polace." go
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
During Che Sioux Outbreak.

three bucks running after me at
full speed. When I had arrived
near the bluff where / expected to
conceal myself in the brush, ]
! again looked back. Only one OF
the bucks was near; the other two
were considerably in the rear.
I stopped suddenly, and the In
dian approached to tomahawk me.
Before he could use his weapon, I
dealt him smashing blow under
the chin that laid him flat on his
back. Taking his tomahawk, I
ran for dear life and reached the
shelter of the bushes.
The remaining two Indians gave
up the chase and took care of their
senseless comrade. Being nearly
out of breath, I rested few min
utes and then made my way down
hill to the river. As [ was unable
to. swim, l began to look for a
place to ford the river, get on the
north side, and then make my way
to Fort Ridgely. Being unable to
find a safe place to ford the river,
I started for New Ulm, situated
about thirty miles east. Instead
of taking the road east, I unfor-
tunately went west; and by day.
light on Tuesday morning, I was
at Three Mile Greek just east of
Redwood Falls.
Instead of being almost out of
danger, I nearly ran into veritable
hornets nest. A whole tribe of
redskins were camped only short
distance from where I stood. On
a hillside just east of the creek
was dense grove of small pop
lars, but being unable to reach them
without great danger of being dis
covered, 1 lay down in the under
growth, practically among the
Indians.
My position was insecure, and
any moment might be my last.
I suffered all the agonies of doz-
en- deaths. I dared not move for
fear someone would get sight of
me. The next morning the war
riors passed near where I was hid
den. They were going east, either
to fight at Fort Ridgely or at New
Ulm. During the day the encamp-
ment was deserted, all except the
squaws. Some of these passed
very close, but none CHANGED to
notice me.
That night I again started east
ward; and after narrowly escaping
capture, 1 finally arrived at Fort
Ridgely. after wandering around
for three days without food.
III. B.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

Snakin' thru labyrinth av OLE
anders I poised me noomber foor
in ixpictant anticipation. Belav-
in the attytood waz incoombranc-
in the inemy's imbarrassnlint, 1
stopped. Yis sol, it waz in stimuli
tayneous harmony to connict wild
half toon av raw goat. What do
yez think av that whin [ am no
nard shill baptist? The intinsyty
av the shock-to use a scientific
phrase knocked piece av collar
bone in the esophagus, an whin
the reaction av all that inferred the
larynx, the word polace waz
heard on both inds av Prairie Avy-
moo. Yis, an the atmospheric
phenomeny av Tipperary sunsit
waz sthill visyble whin Sargint
Kelly loaded the STONED remains
av the roomynant in a patrool
Vaughn.
I will avoid the usual unplisint-
Miss which accompanies such
proocaydings be switchin' the YER
nacular into the prisint tinse.
"Dinny me bye" says the coort,
what on airth how yez aginst the
goat anyhow
"May it place yer haner,'' says
I, "tizn't annythin', only the haste
had his hid aginst me wild scottish
int foorce to ginerate Electricity.
Shure joodge, do yez think I'm
boneliss ham? ?"
"Hould on now," vociferated he;
"yez almost perpytrated contimpt
av coort that time"
The defince advanced the quis-
ton that a goats inferior intilly-
gince waz analogous wild his bootin'
proclivyties, THEREFOR, it waz his
belafe that the plaintiff shud pay
the costs Regardless av ixpinses.
I thought to mesilf if I had ye in
an alley [ wud crack yez in the
jaw vance or twice Regardless av
consequences.
"May it place the Jurisdiction
av this coort," says I out loud, 81
objict to an intellectual classyfca-
ton, on the grounds that anthroo-
biological characteristics hov not
in amy manner, shape or foorm
become involved in this case; an
may yer haner niver fergit it, that
haste is the toofist an most silfsh
flannel anthroopophagi that liver
stood feminist the binch."
All av the evydince waz now in
on both sides an dape sthillniss
prevailed in the courtroom.
"Dinnis De Miguel Muldoon,"
began the joodge, Gin summonin'
up the case I find yez how been
booted be the goat an he throo
pop at ye. What I want to know
is, where is the pop2 Yez hov al
so contimpted the laws av Illiny,
an committed perjoory, besides
roonin' poor wan-eyed goats
reputation fer which oAince the City |
av Chicago in the county av Cook |
demands an indimnyfication av
wan hundred dollars an COSTS"
Fer case av professional jillusy |
that decision takes the frosted
cake all right all right.
E. E. Fl. A
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
FRHGMENTS
>BY BILL NYE, JR.>

@$,..oo~~-oooooooo,o,@
The season is fast approaching
when the ice men and fuel dealers
will be holding secret sessions.
All is we'll that ends we'll, but,
to man under a sidewalk, it
seems as tho it were continuous
performance without end.
The "pies like mother use to
make" will pass into oblivion
when the machine-made paste
wheels make their formal debut.
Tom Lawson has taken a dose
of his own medicine which he has
lately been handing out broadcast.
It is difficult at this writing to
predict what the ultimate result
will be.
The baseball season is on the
wane, and football is now the talk
of the hour. The casualty columns
of the press will be increased
accordingly.
An enterprising (?) poet has
offered the publishers of leading
magazine spring poem intended
for the 1908 delivery. His is
sad as we'll as a hopeless case.
Plans have been prepared for a
forty-story skyscraper to be erected
in New York City in the near flu
ture. The terra firma is good
enough for us, thank you.
That eastern dentist who has
fifty wives to his credit is up
against it for sure, SO to speak.
1t will be considerably worse than
pulling teeth to escape the wrath
of even small delegation of them
when his case is called for trial.
Chicago is responsible for the
story that one of it's policemen
shot at and really winged bold
and bad man whom he was pur.
suing. Such remarkable marks
manship, and by a Chicago
officer at that, deserves recogni-
ton.
No reports have yet been made
by the government expert sent
over to Scotland some time ago
TO make, a study of the manu-
facture of foreign-made liquors.
Considering the nature of his
mission we must overlook the de-
ay.
= =
Oysters? Let's see! Yes, we
believe we have heard of that word
before, but at present there are
other and equally difficult prob.
ems which require our immedi-
ate attention. We shall make a
memorandum of it, however.
. = =
A river packet which sank in
The Missouri River nearly fifty
years ago near Bellevue, Neb., is
70 be raised; also the one hundred
and sixty barrels of whisky which
vent down with her. The Old
Muddy may now be expected 10
be on it's behavior in the future
lpith that booze 0nt ~ flo 49,, 80 )
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

We get back our mste as'we measure,- !
We cannot do wrong and feel right; I
! Nor can We give pain and get pleasure.
For justicsfavsngds zach Slight j !:
!. III - - Alice Cary.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
che temperate man.

He only drinks what nature brews
And thus does not get gay,
But, oh, it saves him many bruise
And many head next day!
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
Che little fflotbcr.
sees~.~~s~~s~.~~~
Mrs. Maud BaIlington Booth.

FONT you know her? Well, then listen,
- And I'll tell you of a life
That with deeds of kindness glisten,
Spent in calming woe and strife.
offered up for mankind's scum,
In the vilest dive and slum;
Aye, and in the jail and prison
Anywhere where sin is rife.
How she works, this Little Mother
Ceaselessly she prays and tolls
To relieve her erring brother
From the serpent's blighting coils.
And her hayward sister, too,
Does she guide to paths anew.
Thus she labors, like no other,
And the devils scheming foils.
Be the prison e'er so gloomy,
Quick it brightens when she calls,
And the smallest cell seems rOOmy
If her picture grace the walls.
And the world seems bright the day
When the man in gray can say:
Little Mothers spoken to mel"
Then forget the yoke that gals.