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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
HARMONS CREEK.

Regular correspondence
Justice w. NJ. Blanks visited in
Flatwoods Sunday.
John Phifer was here Sunday to
see q particular friend.
John Farmer moved last week
to the Mouth of Sandy.
G. w. Farmer Of Claud spent
Sunday here with relatives.
Felt Farmer is in the race for
constable for the third time.
Miss Bette Melton of Eagle
Point visited her sister Sunday.
Tom Ball of Claud was shaking
hands with friends here Sunday.
Albert M. Melton has returned
from Claud and will engage in tie
making.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Farmer of
Crooked Greek visited at Way the
first of the week.
Dock Mathis, Chef Smith aud
others will leave shortly to make
their home in Arkansas.
We regret to learn that Uncle
Daniel Holland is very low and
his recovery is doubtful.
An election for constable of the
seventh district has been called
for Saturday, November Is.
The peanut crop turned out to
be almost afailure in this locality.
The corn crop is about gathered,
and the yield is good.
Rev. G. d. Evans preached his
farewell sermon here last Sunday.
He leaves this week for Mayfield,
KY, to attend conference.
Our school will close on Friday
of next week. The attendance has
been fairly good, though it is to
be regretted that some parents
have failed to do their duty to
their children by seeing to it that
they were regular in their attend
ance. This is absolutely necessa-
ry for the children to derive the
benefits to which they are Justly
entitled.
HARMoNs CREEK, November ID
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
LOCAL MARKET.
Corrected Every Thursday Morning by
T.. y. Lowry g. Co.

Corrected Every Thursday Morning by
r.. y. Lowry g. Co.
Pouitry-Chicken Sc, under 2 pounds
Toe, hens Sc; ducks Sc; geese $500 dozen.
Eggs-ISc per dozen.
Butter-Choice 1215c.
Hides-Dry 1913 to l5c, green to Sc ;
tallow 4c beeswax 25c feathers 42c, GIN
seng $500 per pound.
Lard-Country 10c.
Bacon-Country sides lie.
Dried Frut-Apnles 4c.
Beans-Dried 81 80 per bushel.
Peas-Choiee table Sl.00; stock 75c.
Wool-Tub wash early spring clip Ace.
CorL-Shelled soc.
Cornmeal-Country G0c.
Potatoes-Irish SOC, sweet soc.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

There is a potent reason why
you should take stock if you. wish
to profit by having such an enter
prise in our midst.
When it comes to letting con-
tracts for fruits, vegetables, etc.
thestockholder will be given pref
erence and the non-stockholder
will be shut ont.
Its just this way. Take toma-
toes, for instance. The factory
will want to contract for, say 300
acres of tomatoes. When these
contracts are let the stockholders
will be given preference. And SO
on. Everything will be carried
out by contract. Do you see the
importance of being stakeholder
in the canning factory?
It is seldom that the non-stock-
holder, even in smaller towns than
Camden, aud where there are more
thanone factory, can fndademand
for his surplus products.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
CANNING FACTORY.

We are frequently asked the
question, "Will we get the can
ming factory?" This is a ques-
ton the people must answer for
themselves. lie they subscribe the
necessary amount of stock the
canning factory will be erected
and equipped. There is no ques-
ton about that.
1t does seem to us, however, that
there should be less hesitancy
about taking up the stock, and for
reasons. First, everyone admits
that sits just what we need" and
some say 81 am for it, tooth and
toe nail" But this will not build
a.canning factory.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
YOUNG MEN WANTED.

Every young man in Camden is
wanted Wanted from the street
corners, from the loafer's rendez-
vous, from the idler's promenade;
turn your steps into the highway
of noble aim and earnest work.
There are prizes enough for every
successful worker, crowns enough
for every honorable worker that
goes through the smoke of conflict
to victory.
There is within the young man
an upspringing of lofty sentiment
which contributes to his elevation,
and though there are obstacles to
be surmounted and difficulties to
be vanquished, yet with truth for
his watchword, and leaning on his
own noble purpose and exertions,
hengay crown his brow with honors.
He may never wear the warrior s
crimson wreath, the poets chaplet
OF bays, or the statesman S laurels;
though no grand universal truth
may at his bidding be confessed to
the world, though it may never be
his to bring to successful issue q
great political revolution to be
the founder of a republic whose
name shall be "a distinguished
starin the constellation Of nations"
yea, more, though his name may
never be heard beyond the limits
of his own neighborhood, yet is
his mission none the less a high
and holy one.
But why do so few young men
of early promise, whose wise hopes,
purposes and resolves were radiant
as the colors of the rainbow, fail
to distinguish themselves? The
answer is obvious. They are not
willing to devote themselves to the
toilsome culture, which is the price
ofsuccess. Whatever aptitude for
particular pursuits nature may do
nate to her favorite children, she
conducts more but the laborious
and the studious to distinction.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
MIDDLEBROOK.

Regular correspondence.
The little child of John Jones
is reported sick at this writing.
Mrs. Genie Thompson is quite
sick this week, we regret to learn.
. The friends of Miss Luta Cole
will regret to learn that she is no
better.
Theyoung folks enjoyed a candy
stew at the home of James II. Kee
last Friday evening.
Rev. E. NJ. Mathis preached q
most excellent sermon at Cowell's
Chapel last Sunday.
There will be singing at Gross
Roads the fourth Sunday in this
month, conducted by Cass Pres
son, musical director.
The delegates who attended the
farmers institute at Jackson last
week have returned home. They
report pleasant and profitable
occasion.
MIDDLEBRooK, November IA.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

Wanted-by Chicago wholesale and
mail order house, assistant manager
(man or woman for this county and adj
joining teritority. Salary $40 and ex-
penses paid weekly; expense money
advanced Work pleasant; position pc r
manent. No Investment or experience
required. Write at once for full particu-
lars and enclose sef-addressed envelope.
COOPER & CO.,
1872 Lake Street, Chicago, Ill.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT.

The subscription price of THE CHRONICLE is
$l00 per year; so cents for six months; % cents
for three months, which positively must be paid
in advance. All subscriptions will be promptly
stopped at expiration OF time paid for.
Obituary and similar notices will be charged for
at the rate OF cents per line. We will furnish
rates for display and local advertising on applca-
kon.
News communications and articles on questions
of public interest are solicited but we assume no
responsibility for the expressions contained in all
such communications and articles published.
Renittances can be made in various ways that
are perfectly safe, but all remttances sent are at
risk OF the sender.
All remittances and business communications
should be sent to TRAVIS BROS,
Camden. Tenn.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
sATURDAY, DECEMBER 2. 1905,

expose to public sale to the highest bid
der, for cash, at the courthouse door in
Camden, Tenn. the one-ifth undivided
interest of Mintie Dodson in one town
lot located in Camden in the fifth civil
district Of Benton County, Tenn, and
bounded as follows: On the north by
the Nashville, Chattanooga and st. Louis
Railway, south by Holland, east by the
Finley heirs and west by Hudson. Said
interest in said town lot was condemned
and ordered to be sold by the circuit
court of Benton County, Tenn, at tire
September term, 1905, to satisfy judg-
ment in favor of +. M. McAuey and
against the said Mintie Dodson for the
sum of $21 05 and all cost
This November Z, 1905.
r. D. MoC0RD,
Sheriff.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

Correspondents are requestedto
call at The CHRONICLE Office for
addressed envelops, which will be
furnished without charge.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
Sale of Land.
J. M. Swift VS.. M. J. Weatherly.

By virtue of a venditioni exponas in
my hands, issued by L. r. Watson, clerk,
of the circuit court of Benton County,
Tenn, will on
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1905,
expose to public sale to the highest bid
der, for cash, at the courthouse door in
Camden, Tenn, the following described
tract of land lying and being in the sixth
civil district of Benton County, Tenn,
and bounded as follows: Beginning at,
stake with chestnut, red oak and
white oak pointers, the northeast corner
of tract No. 3 in the divisions of the land
of Howard Williams, runs south 1852
poles to stake with pointers on Fl
Stigall's north boundary line east II
poles to a spanish oak north 81 poles to
a stake with three postoak pointers east
| ~ poles to a stake in the road black
jack aud red oak pointers; thence with
said road north IS degrees east 50 poles /,
north % degrees east % poles north p
degrees east % poles; north As degrees
east 10 poles to a stake in said road
post oak, white oak and poplar pointers ;
west so poles to stake, dogwood and
black gum pointers south 5Gpoles to a
spanish oak west II poles to post oak,
red oak and chestnut pointers; north SO
poles to a stake, three red oak pointers !;
west As poles to the beginning, contain
ing II acres, including 1917 acres decided
to S. M, Weatherly by j. II. Williams.
and also including and excluding 10
acres decided TO j. B. Harper by j. j.
Cole. Said land was conveyed to the
defendant, N. j. Weatherly, by j. J.
Cole and wife February 2SS 1901. The
same was condemned as the property of
N. j. Weatherly and ordered to be sold
by the circuit court of Benton County,
Tenn, at the September tenn, 1905, to
satisfy judgment in favor of j, M.
Swift and against the said N. j. Wealth
erly for the sum OF $50 As and all cost
This November Z, 1908.
Il. d. McCORD,
Sheriff
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

The CHRONICLE will notpublish
communications however good un-
less they are properly signed by
the writer.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

THE CHRONICLE and Twice a-Week st.
Louis Republic is sent to any address Tor
$3.50 year.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

The CHRONICLE and Memphis
Commercial Appeal, $l.00 year.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

Get your trust and warranty deeds at
THE Chronicle Office.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17

Old newspapers for sale cheap at THE
CHRONICLE office.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
Sale of Land.
{. M. McAuIey vs.. Mintie DodsOn.

By virtue of venditioni exponas in
my hands, issued by L. r. Watson, clerk
of the circuit court OF Benton County,
Tenn, | will on
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
WRITE us ALEIIER

Put aside all timidity and write us
freely and frankly, in strictest conf
dence, telling us all your symptoms
and troubles. Wewill send free advice
lin plain, sealed envelope), how to
cure them. Address: Ladies' Advisory
Dept, The Chattanooga Medicine Co.,
Chattanooga, Tenn.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-11-17
GAVE UP SUPPORTER.

VI wore supporter for four years, 10 keep
up my wetab, which had crowded everything
down before it," writes Mrs. s. j. Chrisnlan,
OF Mannsyile, n. !. My doctor told me no
medicine would help me. | suffered untold
misery and could hardly'walk. After taking
Two bodies OF Cartni gave up my supporter.
NOW aln taking NY 9th bottle, have no bad
feelings as formerly, and can be onmy feet
IllI q day AZ time. strongly recommend
Cardul TO every suffering woman"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30

faa &eoe pdd, bba6 Wprfe Worfoen
bopoe 9aaet efter, ba ban foruoia, at
Oct ffltioe bli Regu.
"Som bn M bar fi,noet ito, bapbe
iee Ret aliSepeI," mente SobafsbauO.
leren.
$50, Oh bnpbe," erfienSte 8eirpro.
feten. % fer er GoIeret. Seq pil
al Dig Ell 8aler mer, ON or pil for.
tple mig, bpoo Worfe OH bnpoe paa,
of Oct ifuloe blt &egn."
"ssel, fer bii, ies bar en- stlmanaf,
Tom fdIbes Sbompions almmaf, %
ben Sbornpion er en- ilis grRpa $50.
ter, at bper Dag ban ipaar lint Seir.
peo ie9 boa 6orbaauS, at bet mobiatte
biz bIi SiIfGIbct. Sor ioag bapbt
2sgnbalfcn ifreuet flint, bIanft geir"
90 bn pioite iee, Oct piloe bIi &egn."
&eirprofetn us ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
rem betdIte nof EN- 3aler % gift uoeu
of fortrIle Sobdfsbnnbleren tit AhapH
Men ienere ifai Sr. Sbompion ion
iagt ba iprtaIt Senne Stub paa fin
caen 9%efpitning.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
DEBORAH ofsns
Wcnfter Department.

"Tecorab.T oiten"s Tirsongs.Nu.
rf1er bill bereiter ~in6eboIoe Nsnitre
Tor Eanter % @srli. Get er paa I'm.
mooning al mango. at hi begpnoer
meo oeitne afoeiing, % pi faar M ie,
bpor Iangt Snieresien bill Itreffe iig.
Spert MsnIter foitcr 10 Gents, OF
geitiuinger iennes til "Decorab.Go-
item, og man beoes benptte Ser
glanfet paa Gnoen al Denne Spalte.
vi Dor lnbet bisie Msnitre unoerieae
al @coebanblcre, og oct p~noItaaes,
at Dc er eoSe, o. lette os greie at il
eiter. 8or Oct fsrite bill pi life oper.
iptte geifripelien oper bpert MenIter,
oa bet tyr ontogeS at De fIejte, Tom
bar griie for Dem. bill ~foritoa gu.
aelif. Sfuloe Scr bile iig 5rong til
at faa Dem o%neriatte, bill III ioretage
6ornnbrineen.
@adr man beitiler oisie WsnItre,
mao man aipe Numere, MooI ON.
firing 8rpftet % 2ipet, alber for
Born % ilnge Bigger, og inIoitpnoig
Ioresie, iadiebes at grepe bill naa
Dem. gGr meget f%orii9tig fife at
begaa nogen Sell | 9eifripelien ga
Wtenitre life fon pmbpttes.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
Deirprofeten taser fell

Iette CT EN- St,ib, ion en- 8eirprc.
fet % Sorfattcr al en- almanof, Der
ipoar @eiret for bpcr Gag | aoret,
pen en- bis anlcbning ifal ia i~ortoit.
3oao ban fortUler goor iornemliu
no oper bam ieIp. 8i ptl DOG fife
uruue Yroitten peo bans pirfelisc
&apn, men iintpeltGen foloe boul
Gbomplon.
Ia 0ertne iamnte geirproiet og al-
manafforfatter for en- llges lilo ii0pu
pioroe eli Sltr til Ell Habobp bar ban
inoe hos en- IobafSbattoler on fisbte
en- Cigar. Snn bapbe netop, iaaet
tGuot oeH "a itob iGroig for at gisre
iig Ell IGngere Sur ITO | @peit. o.
SobofShuuoIeren bemUrfet, at Oct bar
ilemt. at Maneen life bopoe uogen
Garaplp. Set brgpnber mart at
reate," Ia ban til.
Seq tGnfer, OFT tar Sell ! bet,"
iporeoe 0r. Sbompion. Set Ter eno-
% ito til at bii mieget tint Geir."
"SeI, ieg oil pebbe Ell Collar meb
Dig paa, at oct tcmmer til at regnc
inbeu Niooagen," ia Sobafsbonole-
rem.
"0feact gootl Seq fommer igien
inSen ifpcIO for at faa GoIeren," ipa,
reoe Sbompion.
0r. Ghompipn forTob Srtifen 81
git; men ban bapoe life fonmet lattgt.
fsr set bcapnote of itprtregne. San
begpnSte at ioriuuore iig oper SobofS'
banolerenS Spnnbom, Der i6a mart
Git / Gp~fuIOeiie. Com 8eirprofet %
almonnfioriatter bar ban meget tp.
rig eftcr al lore ioo mango "Mprfer
for on0et &eir' iom mitliat. % ban
peubtc 0crfor tilbage til SobafSbanoIe'
rens 9utif for at betole Saleren 90
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
IN LUCK.

The young mar had undertaken to
establish a business of his own, and
he had failed. His father had given
his financial help, but still he could
not make a Ego" of it. Perhaps the
ability was lacking, or it may have
been the business training. Any
how he failed. His creditors looked
over his and found little
TO give them encouragement. he
promised to take care of his obliga-
tons as RAPIDLY as possible-to pay
them on the installment plan-and
the creditors had to be content with
that. He might go through bank
ruptcy and thus wipe out the indebted
ness, but h e said he had no intention
of doing that. He owed the money
and would pay as fast as he could.
That satisfied all but one, who
thought he had hit upon a clever
scheme.
His father is a lawyer" said this
one. "He makes speciality of collec-
tons and he has done some business
for us. I'll give him the claim and
Ihe'll pay it himself rather than sue
his son for it."
So he put it in with some other
! bills thai he wanted collected and took
them all to the lawyer. But the
lawyer was able to see through the
little scheme without the aid of spec
~tacles.
$50 that fellow got into you?' he
commented when he came across the
bill.
Eyes" returned the merchant.
well" said the lawyer, care1essly
handing back the bill. YOU'RE in luck,
He got into me for a good deal moIe
than that"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
CLIPPINGS.
A Startling Pulpit Announcement.

A Clergyman anxious to introduce
some new hy1nn-books directed his
clerk to give out the notice in regard
to them Immediately after the sermon.
The clerk, however, had a notice OF
his own to give out with reference to
the baptism of infants. Accordingly
at the close of the sermon, he Hose
and announced; "Ali those, who have
Fchiidren they wish to have baptized
will please send their names at once
to the clerk" The clergyman, who
was deaf, assuming that the clerk was
giving out the hymn-book notice, inn
mediately rose and said; "And
should say, for the benefit Of those
who haven't any, that they may be
obtained at the vestry any day from
three to four o'clock; the ordinary
little ones at one shilling each, and
special ones with red backs at one
shilling and fourpenee."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
Ladies' Blouse with full length or ell
bow sleeves, No. 538I.

Many of the latest blouse models
are made with the St. Celelia neck,
and the style bids fair to be popular
all through the season. The one here
illustrated closes in the back, and is
worn over a yoke OF allover lace. The
sleeve is laid in tucks on the inside Of
the arm, and may be in the fashion,
able elbow length, gathered into a
narrow band, finished by a frill OF
lace; OF if preferred the deep cuff can
be used, as shown in the small view.
Crepe de Chine, silk null, batiste, and
any of the soft fabrics are suitable
to the design. The medium size will
require two and seven-eigths yards Of
SO inch material.
Ladies' Blouse, with full length or
elbow sleeves, No. $751;: Sizes for
81, "a, SO, 80, 40 and AZ inches bust
measure.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
en- pauorenoe 5ooe.

: mango Senieetoer ct oett Grorr'
Sige Sebreer Sumpn Sarris en- mer
intercsiont GerioH eltb Soften ! eli'
gene Siies Hpnan. San CT oa ioet'
miuSite en- pirfeIig Eerion.
or oinatliae Dofnnenter t gdiios
itof, rrsiiif Yelcn, iremgaar, at 81
mon itt or t04 aar gommei. vi ban
bill ppre bare 81 Mar, bier os, at ban
er foriUngeIia nof iii at billie 9lrloe
ior en- ung Maalo enonh.
Sjmon SorriS er, ION nntpopt, Ssoe
oo btcp ieot / 8ailpituf. San bar llet'
life lepet eiter Dc &egler, imm Vioen'
ifabsnqnSeRe bar iormulerrt I'll
Rptte % 8eileSning for Dem, Der ptl
opnaa ct Iungt 2io. Dor fipre Sie
mon bar tperttmpb ina ontrent belle
lit Sip ieiennem iDnoet moo De 8eg'
Ter.
Sn6tiI ban bar 40 War gorntel,
bar ban ipgeIig; men % begpnSte ban
at BIZ Iterf on belfig.
Simon SarriS or life libet I'm al Oct
Saftunl, at han aleria 9ioroe ell DngS
arbeioc, men enooa bar o0ret iitoito
I'll at gierc aeiier til DC iprlfieaisItc
Ggne pau Dor aiooe.
"a ban bar so aar, forlcb ban itlI
EsNebp % panoret tiiiooS til Sam
titrg; ira Sanburg latte ban alirs
mpb Amerifa. ut ban itial ia til al
relic irit poer Itlantereu, Tiger lig
ieIp. Set bar | Gouonta. ban fsrlt
iottc i'm SOB pap nmerifnnif Soro'
burto. Sra Yattamn til California
bar bans nrite Rciie, og oa ban life
Iiftc ii0 / @r,tSjtaten heller, oanorcoc
han oerira % til &erp 9orf, 9er
3rr tpg BAN ire Mar; men lao gior'
Sc ban iia heaeriffc braot ON.
SCnCrc brieatc ban &uslano, Sem
irol amerifu, 9rasilicn EeruL Chill
% Ierico. San Sroa iaa afiteo til
SsSclanb. GripoIiS, airifn, Sibirier
ca aina. 0teo en- Subreutiou al 200
Collars og III liben Geniiou ira Gel
ifubrr, ioru par Bit trUtte al at %
bolSe BAN, brog han afiteo til Seru'
TALENT For at Ns". geu "a ban fou
SiS, bet9nfte ban fla. San uiioc iffC
enbSo iamIeS meN line Sabre. 90 Der
for penote bou tilbase til 9tCip 9orf
Ser lepPr han paa line SauosmGno;
ataaNe % @ormbiertig6eo.
RduScrS Bauer CT outtrent iliae
ION man fan oerte at iinoe DEM hos
en- 4omnbe. San or pau en- Nfnno'
), MaaScboloSmano, lnet fettfte III
bolbSmanS. bpnh beruienbe Sriffe an
aaar. SpaS Iebcn betrpfier, har bar
inaen beitemte @aner. Ge WeRneifer
han iaI6cr iii Of pGrc ibloltbt, mnt
isoe BAN. Raar oct or lrrdot ON mel
|, Hebe Tor BAN. or ban ~iletiffe nsie pdt
&etterne 90 fau flare iie mcS Iioet
men bar ban iblanSt hilNt op meo 80
bemioIer, ipiicr ban oft, ban bar 600
al. San er fraitig til iaa aammel a
orrc. % bans Stemmc or li.fer q
Iterf. aanoer er attn % Spnet ia;
! aoSt, at ban lGier HpbrSsblaSene aseI
griIler. s SCI belle taaet er Sin1or
Sarris en- mRrfeIig Rer'on.
Set err 10 iuGrt beSrspcligt at e
Sio ieiaIiuet 8erion life bar Iepet 81
ter DC 8egIer. iom @ScnlfaSsmTnSe
nc aar icrnmIcret for o. io9 mene'
Sem al os. ion sierne oiIoe bli mege
eautIc. SapSe ban fnlst Dc &egler
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30

One of the most pleasing as we'll
as practical models, is shown in this
little dress of white serge trimmed
with soutachc braid. The fronts
cross in surplice style, a mode that is
especially becoming to the slender
little girl. Shoulder frills fall grace
fully over the. full bishop sleeves, and
a standing collar completes the neck.
The straight full skirt, is trimmed
with two rows of the braid, and the
upper part is gathered and attached
to the waist. A pretty development
would be blue linen trimmed with
white braid. the under body made of
sheer white tucked material, Cash
mere, challis, China silk, gingham,
and pique are all suitable. The me-
dunn size will require four yards of
thirty-six inch material.
Girls Surplice Dress No. s375: Sizes
for 8, Q, 10, IL and IL years.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
GOT THE DESIRED POSITION

My friend Jones called upon the
superintendent OF the elevated rail
road a few days ago and informed
that official he desired a position as
guard on one of the cars.
Have You ever had any experience
railroading?' asked the superinten-
dent.
Jones replied in the negative,
whereupon that Official asked what
had formerly been his employment.
IL am a professional sardiue
packer answered Jones, and, need
less TO say, he was Immediately en-
gagged.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30

@iiteu. 9ettp: Zen llsIingenl
San ia, at ban piiSe Ia @ift, bpiS
ieg goo BAN alrDen."
9tillp: "9taa, gap bt BAN Iaa
&1iroen2"
gcttp: ~1nturlispis! Nen ueS
on. bpuo ban ino 9iorSe?"
Miap: "9iei, bpao aioroe bau2"
@ettp: ~Sm tGnote en- Cigar"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30

iunt ban belle fit 2ip bar ipnbet inn me.
get moo, er Oct bel life 9oot at pioe,
hpor eammel ban fnnbe ba blit. Maa-
ife ban bar biit ftIot ioa gammel ieat
@etbuialent, Com Oct er, tiaar BAN
bel iffc paa Iangt npr op moo Den M.
Der -
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30
Sra ipreote Setter.
st ADVERTISEMENT. 8dd fife oper
0Gffen eiter Tanbl Mit Itore Bin.
lager ~anbefales paa oct bebite.
Splm Betterion.

Gn TebielsSasssauc. 2sitnont
gibI: "gSiSite lea iaa ianSt bare, boah
ieg ifulbe elpoe 6ru sag meO til benz
bes SsSielsoog!"
9sitnant Geg: "8ipre Dig, anbolS
ON benoes CATERS Saonb, 0u!"
s Hettcn. Tommeren (til Ell til.
taIt 8tge): "Sor &c t~ibligere boot
noget meb Hetten at 9isre9"
SiItolte: ga, ie9 par engana for.
Iopet meb en- al Slitterte."
Gn Snsmpr. Tropriet9rfrilen
Seq mo NOT ifurioe mig, oct er tro'
bel Goe ioag, ri bar ilnatct en- Ore"
Snirneu: "Sbao for noaet! Slag'
ter 3e Ell bel Ore paa Ell 8ang?"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-30

MRS. HAMMBR-say, dear, let me tell YOU some
thing awfuuy funny. went down TO Mr., Hammer
Office Yesterday, and tine first thing ] saw was three
long blond hairs on Mr.. Hammers shoulder. l was
Just about getting furiously angry, when in stepped
Mr.. Hammers partner. who said HE had placed them
on Mr.. Hammers shoulder ms a Joke.