The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1905-05-04
Feminine
Snapshots
Lawyers Have Their
Opinion Of Women
Clients

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| Clients
A man lawyer has been giving his
! opinion Of the woman client, and it is
not fattering On the other hand, the
woman who has been through the mill
Of having business transactions with
members Of the legal profession has al
so her opinion of the man lawyer, and
it is even less fattering to him than his
| judgment is to her. Experiences of SUI
ing to recover money due one and hay-
| ing the attorney claim half, two-thirds,
In some cases even the whole of the
| amount recovered, and being brought
into actual debt to the lawyer besides,
| IS rather calculated to sour either man
! or woman against the legal profession
| and to induce the resolve IL future to
is only fair, however, to hear the man
lawyers side Of the case too. To do
him justice, he admits that an expert
/ enced business woman makes as rea-
sonable and sensible client as man,
| but when it comes to the emotional,
/ gushy, ignorant, clinging vine sort Of
| female excuse him. He never knows
| what she is going to do next. Emo
tional affairs are apt to prompt this
/ sort of woman to lawsuits. She will
visit the attorney and weep and i'm
plore him to help her In some matri
monial or love squabble She manu-
| features tears SO effectively that to get
rid of her the lawyer frequently takes
! her case and brings about the result
she desires Then the fair client Is apt
| to find herself not bit happier or bet
/ ter satisfied than she was before and
| with the inconsequentialness of the old
! style woman or an idiot, she immediate
/ ~ bout faces and blames the lawyer
bitterly for bringing all this misery In
to her life! So says the man lawyer
] 'sThe ears mother is forced to do all
| the cooking for the imperial family for
| fear poison may be introduced into
their food" Let us hope. the czar's
mother herself will not poison the i'm
perial family with her poor cooking.
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May the old style Of emotional, cow
ardly, irresponsible woman speedily
disappear! 1t matters not how she
vanishes, whether she is evolved out,
drops out or evaporates Just let her
go, the sooner the better, and farewell
forever to her!
Thousands of letters have been re
ceived by the land commissioner Of
Boneset, S. d., from men who wish to
marry the young women that drew
farming homesteads In the recent
evening of government lands ON the
Rosebud reservation" Just so! What
miserable, mercenary creature wo-
man is to marry for home! Isn't she I
mo; bonnet strings are not worn, ex-
cept by old women" says the fashion
editor. have looked for weeks to see
pair Of bonnet strings, and ne'er a
string have found, except on Saliva
ton Army feminine folk Evidently
there are no old women any more.
And now Queensland, Of the Aus
tralian federation, has granted full suf-
frage to women.
II Marie Feodorovna, dowager en-
press Of all the Russias, had not sat
upon the lid of reform for her own
sex and set herself in all ways to keep
them down and in ignorance and sub
lection, she would not now be in dan
ger every moment of having that lid
blown off by dynamite and herself and
her family sent to kingdom come with
all their sins upon their heads. The
gifted, intelligent women Of Russia
would have gone over to her side In
stead Of to the reyolutionist terrorists.
At least one or two loyal women would
have relieved her OF the necessity Of
going into the kitchen and perspiring
over the imperial cooking, which not a
human being could be trusted to do
y q
There are others than women who
J loathe tobacco. II do not belong to a
club Of any kind" says John Bur
roughs, Americas naturalist II would
like to join a few good clubs Of men
If it wasn't for their internal tobacco. y
"
) Honesty, decency, courage and com
mon sense these four go to the max
!, ing Of character, according to Presi-
dent Roosevelt But often one finds
/ that common sense is the scarcest of
the four.
AS usual, somebody is sneering al
: Mrs. Hetty Green, the richest woman
in America. Now she is derided be