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The evening world., 1905-07-29

"Of course, Mr. Bryan likes Gov. Folk. OF Missouri. but when you see
aboom sprung three years before the time for nominations It looks suspi-
cbus. Gov. Folk, being from Missouri. will doubtless want to be shown
why Mr.. Bryan is boosting him Just at present NVupears that the COM
mandtng reason is that Gov Folk is an honest man.
Politics has come SO close to the ohloride-of-ime treatment stage In
the United States that as soon as an honest man Is elected to an Office
that makes him a national figure there is a loud shout that he ought to be
President 1t is too bad that the strictly honest official Is generally bull
headed and that a soon as he gets into Office ne fGnes up alinsso conduct
that queers him. N A $NEE t&-
"There is q law on the statute books Of the State Of HnssouvSc1osing
The saloons on Sunday. 81. Louis is in Missouri, but, st Louis b not q
6unday-closng town. Hundreds Of thousands Of her people-deoeut law
sbiding, honest ctizens-are against the 6undayclosing law, but they. are
outvoted by the people OF the interior OF the stats.
@Gov. Folk takes the stand that because the law IS on the books n
must be enforced. and says that II the people don't like It they "a repeal
it. But they can't repeal II, and he knows It. Fortunately. perhaps, the
religious element in any community in this country comes close to deciding
ally able to pass laws to restrain people who do drink beer from drinking
1t ut certain times. t&S "#
Naturally the people Of St. Louis who have been accustomed for years
to spend Sunday afternoon under trees of q summer garden. making rings
on a wooden table with the wet bottom of a beerRass and listening to the
music. are dead sore at Gov. Folk. They REGARD the enforcement of the
law as q srangle hold o n their personal liberty. They are the people who
elected Mr.. Folk. Experience in New York has shown that when voters
get the idea that their personal liberty is being interfered with they put
the interferer out of business. Many N ofnceholder has gone in to the
music Of the capping hands OF the people and come out the back door vita
. pair Of rubber sneaks on. simply because me was y honest that he was
unable to be reasonable" ~ II.
"A law is a la," proclaimed the Cigar Store Man.
r Eyes" agreed the Man Higher Up, "and If all the laws yer enforced
everybody would be in Jail but the inmates of the foolish houses"
The evening world., 1905-07-29
TO TAX woMEN's CLOTHES.

To raise money for h French Trens-
ury the Municipal Council of La Cour-
tine gravely proposes tina q tax be
levied on every dress a woman possesses
over and above one for eyary day wear
and one for Sundays and fete days.
The evening world., 1905-07-29

summer especially, say many medical
authorities. the food It is forced to
digest Is injurious to the system.
Mrs. Abbii Dodge recently wrote the
following rules for ~coaxing the. stomach.
whereby. she said, Maine people live ,to
very old age:
The evening world., 1905-07-29

When morning m I seek the porch
And there 1 blindly grope
Around to find my chunk of Ice
With my good microscope.
Chicago Tribune.
Dear John." wrote Mrss Newlywed
from the shore. IT dncIose the hotel
bill"
John .but please don't buy any more
The evening world., 1905-07-29
The Magic Square.

Wit n seventeen
matches make I d Q
appended figure. snys
the r htla d Q p hia
North American. The
puzzle Is to remove
only Ave matches and
Yet leave only three
squares remaining,
The evening world., 1905-07-29
Garden Sage for Hair.

Dear Miss Aver:
wv HERE can I got garden sage for
w q hadr tonic? VIII It. color the
hair? w N
ANY druggist will supply you with
Ine sage which is one of the in
sredients Of the following rule. Green
eea' W ounces; garden sage last
crop. two ounces. Put in an iron Dot
ana pour three quarts of water boiling
over them. Cover the pot closely and
iet stand n simmer until you have
reduced the quantity to three quarts.
Then take off the dre Let 1t stand for
twenty-four hours. then strain. Wet
the hair thoroughly every night. rub
bling the lotion well into the scalp with
TIT finger tips. Let the hair dry thor
oaghiy before going to bed. OF It may
Yes. It Will color the hair slightly.
The evening world., 1905-07-29
DO Not Muss The Kitchen.

Be careful when you are cieaningsthA
statuary not to muss the kitchen. as4ft
only makes moro work for poor papa
In cleaning up.
One Of my young men friends has
earned an his pin money this way. Arr
other has made enough to buy him a
whole lot of beautiful clothes by trains
who was greatly Interested in his work.
aided him. by subduing than when
they grew fractions by q single look. In
training wild animals at home fait5
The evening world., 1905-07-29
How a Married Man

HOW - r NIan
Nav M.t,. p,n Money!,
Ii. roa
Co oiNu"y 80,
o-u "-.rr,.a
nohes' Noss ~ 49,
me' whose wives Wni ~
pm money. IN enesc GAYS. WIZ ",1a,.
are the wase-earnets ainoe
ana man must a'ouse y
dren' it 10 only fa'r max m e
wife should allow noe nusoano pm
money
Most wives v sccrn 90 think thu
a husband may need little spcndiHs
MONEY, and many tfnid\ can
not nerve themselves to ths DIN OF
asldng for . weekly allowance.
For shamei Think Of patient papa
vnomuar. ,,orS,nr home at the duh
dnmesto tasks Of scrubbng, sweeping.
cooking. mending, washing, mindins .he
children n ut the same ume eApecteo
TO cheer up wine "nen sue eonie' uns
fatigued after her y s va"
ounce or m ue "orksnop'
a r.ittJe Kindnees TO Papa
Na.. rCrp VTev. !
- n 49, :. h,s,.na ,,a
- IT. s,m. ,,,. s,.,d,r1 r,orev
II ,--.s ~ ~w,oI h,n
-. arosar,. ~ nytchsr.s NM,
W - s~S-.s--,-
- 80. Ssa,s..,
% s'4ns % -.-
Wnen ess -. -
canno. $780, L
tne who - ~N
eecoed |" utess wen, We, ulesS, a1
the mooeSn fnoue' ~AA ~S
pochet.
The evening world., 1905-07-29

There IL one man who V interested In
the American stomach who does not be-
lievs II should necessarily foreEo good
things in hot weathsr, says tho Chicago
The evening world., 1905-07-29
To Darken Red Hair.

Lear Miss Aver:
T there q harmless recipe for darken-
ing red haIrf
= II.
II you really wioh to eAange 80 BEAU
tifui a shade, the following viii do ia
sulphate of iron t~crushed), ] dram; rec.
titled spirit, ! hnad Dunes; oil Of ros6-
mary. 10 drops; pure ratnwater, Ia pint.
Agitate unttl solution and mixture are
complete. Many persons substitute for
xnlnwster good od ale. il 80 q . Nh
10 state that thess WASHES will iron
mouad rnsAss thsy come In eoe1oGo
0H4
The evening world., 1905-07-29
He-I only know that I love you.

hotels at this price-they arc robbing
you."-Snart Set
Hell only know that I Low you.
She-Oh. DEAR; l thought you lei all
about an automobile, ~too!-6mart Set.
'Pa." asked the Senator alittle boy.
.'what Is a Nemesis 2"
"a Nemesis my SON. replied.the sem
etor. wearily. els a female offceseeker
The evening world., 1905-07-29
-
=. Hints,
DyNarsarctttubbar Rxer
Perspiring Hands.
everything at Once.

~ NIL give you tormulas -youero<
quest: Z
For Eiackheads: Pure ,brnudys
. ounces; cologne. / ounce; liquor Of
POTASH. La ounce. Apply at ni~ght-Afnsft
washing the face thoroughly with soap
and warm water.
For Pimples: Beta-napthoi. IS grainst
on OF chamomile. 5 drops; ointment Of
penzoa,ed oxide OF zinc. I ounce. Use
on the surface.
For Red Nose: Glyoerine. 1 ounoex
rosemary water, IL ounce; carbonc acid.
70 drops. Mix thoroughly n apply t.
the face with a soft cloth or a vslvet
PONCE
The evening world., 1905-07-29
MEMS r.
All to THEMSELVES
Edted BY Roy =. MoCardeM
Ones fions for Health, Homework, Complexion
and Fashions as They Concern the Down
trodden Sex VIII Be Cheerfully Answered Here.

bright young man with a little practice
can mako them and sell them to his
friends.
Gather a lot Of scrap iron. automo-
biles that may have been broken down
at the> door. old kettles. sad-irons ana
the like. and molt them down on the
kitchen stove.
Stir constantly, that the boiling iron
does not stick. and every now and then
pour a small spoonful into a glass OF
water, so as to be able to tell when the
Iron In ready to jell
Preparing the Mould.
Now prepare o mould. This can be
made Of sand. and the family dog or
dog or cat In the mould. leaving an
air a to breathe. as you may want
TO use the dog or oat again. When the
mould has hardened take u the dog
or cat. close the mould again and POUR
in your iron. which has now melted -
a taffy-Iike consistency.
While 1t 10 hardening you may pra0-
tice at your music lesson. or at the,
sewing and darning. which. thanks 10
supt. Maxwell, who saw whittier we
were drifting. everybody v taught. 40
public school.
Wien your cast-iron statuary b. cDofp;
take 1t u and. after wrapping neatly
in attractive packages. carry over a.
New Jersey and sell to rural Residences
Be careful to be home at nightfall, for
a young man may be talked sboutsG
he Is out late. ID
The evening world., 1905-07-29
Flow to Make Iron
Stattaarv at Home,

Z you ave doubtless seen how subur-
" ban people OF artistic tastes deco
rate their lawns with iron statu-
ary. dogs, deer and the like.
Such articles find ready sale. and any
The evening world., 1905-07-29
The Man with a Thirst and
the Man Who Bars the Door.
By Martin Green.

said the Cigar Store Man, that william Jennings
Bryan is booming Gov. Folk. OF Missouri, for the
Presidential nomination In 1908"
"Just about a year ago." reminded the Man
Higher Up, William Jennings Bryan was advocating
the election OF Judge Parker with his mouth and in
sorting a knife into him with both hands. Mr.. Bryan
knew that Judge Parker was a 100 to / shot, but he
told the people to vote the straisht tckot Just the
same.
The evening world., 1905-07-29
Removing Ink Stains.

Ink stains nay be removed WITH lsmor
juice. both from materials and the
fingers. In colored fabrics. however
care must be sssroised Lest the acid re-
the dye and the remedy b - bst
- tbs Ink tssis.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
A Heavy Load to Carry.

Along with dyspepsia comes nervous
ness and general ill-health. Why? Be-
cause dlsordered stomach does not per-
init the food to be properly digested, and
its products assimilated by the system
The blood is charged with poisons which
come from this disordered digestion, and
in turn the nerves are not fed on good,
red blood and we see symptoms OF nerV-
business, sleeplessness and general break
down. 1t Is not head work, nor over ply
steal exertlon that does it, but poor stom-
ach work. With poor, thin blood the
body is not protected against the attack
of germs of grip, bronchitis and consump-
ton. Fortify the body at once with Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery a
rare combination OF native medicinal
roots without particle OF alcohol or
dangerous habit forming drugs,
nent medical authorities extolling every
ingredient contained in Dr.. Pierce's
0olded Medical Discovery will be mailed
free to any address on request BY postal
card or letter. Address DR.. r. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Many years Of active practice convinced
DR.. Pierce Of the value Of many native
roots rs medicinal agents and he went to
great expense, both in time and in money,
to perfect his own peculiar processes for
rendering them both efficient and safe for
tonic, Alternative and rebuilding agents.
The enormous popularity Of Golden
Medical Discovery is due both to its
scientific compromising and to the actual
medicinal value Of its ingredients. The
publication of the names Of the tr0redt-
erlts on the wrapper of every bottle sold,
gives full assurance Of its non-alcoholic
character and removes all objection to
tho uss of an unknown or secret remedy.
1t is not a patent medicine nor q secret
one either, This fact puts it In a class
all bu itself, bearing as it does upon every
bolt . wrapper The Badge of Honesty, in
the - list Of its ingredients.
The rGolden Medical Discovery" Cures,
weak stomach, indigestion, or dyspepsia,
torpid liver and biliousness. liberation Of
and bowlos and all catarrhal af-
fections no matter what parts or organs
may be affected with it. DIR. Pieroe's
Pellets are the original little
liver pills, first put up 40 years ago. They
regulate and invigorate, stomach, liver
and bowels Much initiated but never
equaled. Sugar coated and easy to take
as candy. One to three dose.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29

fisherman, left him in the boat, tell.
ing him to watch the nets. While
Alonzo did this he also did something
else his master one day discovered.
He marked pieces of linen with letters
and designs. A ring which he had
found one day upon the shore served
as a stamp for these designs, but what
attracted the attention of Alonzo's
master was that they were made in
color not then known-the color
purple.
The master inquired how this color
had been obtained.
Alonzo could not explain any better
than by showing how it was done. He
dropped the ring into the Shiny matter
of shell fish. The mantle of this
creature had been torn in some way
and the Shiny matter was oozing from
1t. This made marks on the linen
which, when dried by the sun. turned
into purple. This color was adopted
by the king of the country where
Alonzo lived as the color of royalty,
and has thus remained to this day.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
ON WHICH SIDE ARE your

Two children looking through col
ored glasses, one said, 1.-THE world is
blue" and the other said, "It is
bright"
Two boys having a bee, one got
honey, the other got stung. The first
called it a honey bee; the other, a
singing bee.
I'm glad that live," says one man.
I'm sorry l must die" says another.
One says, "Our good is mixed with
evil Another says, Our evil is
mixed with good"
Two boys went to gather grapes.
One was happy because they found
grapes. The other was unhappy be-
cause the grapes had seeds in them.
Two men, being convalescent, were
asked how they were. One said, 'T
am better today" The other said, 'I
was worse yesterday"
When it rains, one man says, "This
will make mud" Another, "This will
lay the dust"
Two boys examined bush One OBJ
served that it had a thorn; the other,
that it had rose
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
They Live in Tubes.

There is a curious group of worms
inhabiting the seashores. which at
tach to themselves along the length
of the body, bits of shell, sand and
minute pebbles, thus forming a sheath.
a tubular house into which they may
retreat. From this funny chimney
like a mineral rag-carpet-the worm
expands its breathing organs at the
top where a beautiful waving bush of
lesh-colored or scarlet tentacles or
gills are seen moving softly in the
clear water. The worm is two to four
inches long, of a pale-red tint, and
with markings on the back like lace
work. The striking terebella of the
North Atlantic coast is common
among and under rocks. and on mud
dy shores, and nothing will surprise
the strolling naturalist more than this
gay and ornamental worm in it's
quaint self-made honest. Nicholas.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
Fun With a Comb.

Every boy and girl using comb to
smooth out tangled locks on a cold
morning has heard and wondered at
the electricity that crackles as the
comb passes through the hair. This
property of the comb can be used in
an interesting little experiment. Cut
out lot of little paper figures. On
the next cold day, when your hair be-
gins to snap and stand on end in it's
effort to follow the comb, hold the
comb over the figures. The little pup
pets Immediately appear to be en-
dowed with life. They commence to
jump and dance, or stick to each other
and the comb as If fastened with glue.
Often little figure will stand on it's
head; another, fixing itself by one
hand, hold its tiny form upright in a
comical fashion; sometimes they will
form themselves into long strings and
go through all manner of seemingly
intelligent movements-Exc
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
CHESTNUTS'

II Mississippi wears Missouri's New
Jersey, what will Delaware?-Alaska
What is the difference between a
child looking up the stairs and child
walking upstairs?-One stares up
steps; the other steps upstairs.
If Aunt Dinah. while serving dinner,
were to drop the turkey, what effect
would it have ON the great powers of
the earth?-The downfall Of Turkey;
the overflow of Greece; the breaking
of China; the humiliation of Africa
Why can't a person starve in the
Sahara desert?-On account of the
sand which is (sandwiches) there.
How came 1t there?-The tribe of
Ham was bred and mustered there.
Why are tears-weeping tears-like
spring from eyes.
What flies high and low, wears
boots and shoes. but has no wings or
teet?-Dust.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29

three great beasts leaped at him and
one almost managed to seize him
with Its sharp talons. but the steel
clad bullets had been aimed well,
and just in the nick of time the ami
NAL fell dead
"A good afternoons work." NUT
tered the old trapper. He returned
to his cabin and called up the Ameri-
can museum on the telephone. Word
came back that a naphtha launch
would be sent right down to receive
the valuable prizes. The pioneer i'm
mediately set to work on the car
casses and by the time the electric
searchlight of the boat shone over
the sea he had the animals skinned
and carried the pelts aboard. He got
5000 for them and thus his lucky shot
enabled him to live in affiuence for
many years.
There are exactly twenty mistakes
In this story. What are they?
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
UNSlGHTLY BALD SPOT.
Caused by Sores on Neck-MerciIess
itching for Two Years Made
Him WlidEAnother Cure
by Cutlcura.

"For two years my neck was COW
cred with sores. the humor spreading
to my hair, which fell out, leaving an
unsightly bald spot, and the soreness.
Inflammation and merciless itching
made me wild. Friends advised Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment, and after a
few applications the torment subsidized,
to my great Joy. The sores soon dis
appeared. and my hair grew again,
as thick and healthy as ever. I shall
always recommend Cuticura- (Signed)
H. J. Spalding. 1o4 W. 1o4th St., New
York City"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29

A little Heart hid a thought OF spite
Deep In It's innocent white away,
And II whispered when II knelt to pray.
Nobody knows. for it's hid from sight
But the little Heart lay wide awake
And the silence spoke to II and said.
oh, dear little Heart, the thought is
red,
Like danger sign for safety's sake
The little Heart heard, but needed not;
And II nursed the thought and kept 1t
warm,
Safe from the tempest OF inward
storm
And thought. "In the morn twill be for
got"
But tho blue sky wept the sun was sad;
And the roses hung their dainty heads,
Dropping tears on the violet beds;
And the little Heart was far from glad.
So the ugly thought was thrown away,
And the lovely one came in It's place;
Then smiles rose In each flower face
The sun came out, and the Heart was
Youths Companion.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
Pointer for Ru.lns.. Men.

Don't talk about your business with
those who are not genuinely and SYM
pathetically interested. You will gain
nothing by talking to the casual ac-
quaintance: on the contrary. some
part OF your pet scheme will be given
to the world. some part of your
strength will be expended without
profit. II you have a firm purpose in
life. conviction or an ambition. don't
talk about II TO every new conner.
The idea or the purpose loses strength
by doing this. Watch out for those
who are really interested.--We Weekly
Scotsman.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
A Small Bird.

That kingfshers possess a remark
able instinct to avoid those fish prov
ing harmful to them is exemplified by
the following incident: A correspond
ent informs us that being infested with
these birds, he set traps for them in
two of his ponds, one containing min
nows and the other perch. A capture
was effected daily where the minnows
were placed. but on no occasion was
kingfisher caught near the perch pond
The latter fish are injurious to birds.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
LION AFRAID OF THE osraIcn
King Of Beasts Inferior to Bird In
Fiohtlnu Qualities.

Fighting Qualities.
There Is only one thing of which the
lion is afraid. according to Schillings.
the young German African traveller.
and that Is the ostrich. The bird Is
more fleet than the quadruped, and II
can deliver It's terrible kick with the
precision and impact OF pugilist's
blow and spring away till II gets an
other openirg. Such tactics naturally
disgust the superior being. The lion
has weakness. however, for ostrich
eggs and will make meal of them
whenever the vigilance Of the parent
birds is relaxed. schillings saw lion
once with the tempting pile OF eggs
before him. and he was about to re-
gale himself when the owners Of tho
property appeared and the beast skunk
on Ike a whipped cur. Schillings con
siders 1t is an open question whether
10. elephant or rhinoceros Is the most
dangerous. On the whole, however,
he thinks that II he we're hunting
without supporting rifles In the hands
OF really great hunters he would
rather take his chance with any of
them than with the rhinoceros. This
animal is remarkably feet, consider
charge II is next to impossible to get
away from IL, Then is the time when
comrade with a good gun and steady
nerve IL needed to distract the anil
mails attention.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
Homemade Weather vane.

An ordinary clothes post or stout
strip OF board nailed up against the
fence or n shed so that it sticks well
up into the air Is good place to fix
up weather vane. II 1t is made to
represent a grotesque figure you will
enjoy making 1t, and also enjoy watch
ing its antics when 1t begins to swing.
and to point the way from which the
wind blows.
First, white out an arrow and fas-
ten 1t to the post, pointing due north.
The arrow is to remain fixed.
Now In the top OF the post insert
stout wire. exactly perpendicular,
and so firm that 1t will not bend nor
come out.
The cutting out of the figure is the
chief thing. Select a piece of pine
board that is from a quarter to three
Fights of an inch thick, and that will
not readily split. Draw the outline
of the figure you intend to cut, and
saw away the edges. cutting closely
to the lines wherever you can. Then
finish the figure with sharp pocket
knife.
II only a small vane is desired 1t
may be cut from a good. strong shin
gle.
On the wire slip two or three small
round pieces Of leather for washers.
These will keep the vane free from the
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
THE EAnTH's AREA.

One OF the best authorities esti-
mates the area Of tho earth's surface
ut 1876, 7s1,sS4 square miles. of which
about 100000 square miles IL land.
the rest water. Throughout most OF
this 100000 square miles Pills
bury's vitos has made Its way be-
cause It's no good. II Is the ideal
breakfast food. and may be had at
any up-to-date grocery.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
New and Pleasant Perfume.

IL you want something particularly
pleasant take some sea salt and put
IL In a wide mouthed bottle and pour
In few drops OF violet perfume
Close the bottle tight. let It stand a
while. then open. and you get the curl
Gus smell OF the salt sea. with slight
tinge OF violet, which Is always found
In salt air.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-12-29
THE LITTLE KELLAR

Try this experiment with checkers,
and see the establishment of your
en- men used In playing checkers are
piled In a column. If the lowest one
in the pile is dexterously hit with a
paper knife or other suitable article
1t may be knocked away from under
the rest without disturbing the pile.
This is explained in this way. The
one piece struck is carried away be-
fore 1t can impart any considerable
part of the energy it receives to the
pieces above 1t.