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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
THINK DIR. OSLER WRONG
His Declaration Thata Man Is Practically Useless
After 40. and Absolutely "All In" After
60 Is Sharply Criticised.

DR.. William Osler of Baltimore
started trouble when he said: Moth
ing material is accomplished in the
world by men who have passed the
age of 40 years, and after 60 years a
man is useless and should be chloro
formed"
DR.. Osler's own record at Johns
Hopkins shows a great part Of his
fame has been acquired since he
passed his fortieth year. He was just
that age when he was called to Johns
Hopkins in 1889, and during the last
twelve years he has published most
of the books and accomplished much
of the work which have made his rep
utation world wide in his particular
line Of medical science.
Glad HIS Is Still Alive.
DR.. Gildersleeve, the Greek and
Latin scholar of Johns Hopkins, said:
81 am 70 years old, and I am glad no
body thought to chloroform me thir-
teen years ago. | believe the answer
to the question as to when it's time
to stop depends upon the age OF the
man who gives it. We are all in
clined to believe the time for knock
ing off work is just a little ahead OF
us, no matter how old we are"
Quitting Time Is 70.
nooio1 niIpoop fOf.Tnar rrnci.
dent of Johns Hopkins university and
the Carnegie institute said: with
sensible methods of living a man
should be ashamed to show his face in
heaven before he was 10 years old"
Calls Theory Absurd.
William Hanna Thompson, M. D.,
Ill. D., over 70 years old, medical au-
thor Of text books, and many years
president of the Medical Society of
New York, said in discussing DR.. Os-
ler's age limit statement: 1.-THE theory
is too absurd to require discussion.
cannot think DR.. Osler was correctly
quoted. 1t is inconceivable that a
man Of his marked mentality could be-
lieve in such absurdities. What
would the world be without Aristotle.
Plato, Sophocles, Bismarck, Won
Moltke, Gladstone? I might continue
the catalogue indefinitely"
osler Convicts Himself.
DR.. Charles l.. Dana, about Sc years
old, president Of the Academy of
Medicine, said: "You can quote me as
saying that DR.. Osler's own life is the
best possible refutation of his belief"
History Shows osler Is Wrong.
DR.. John D. Quackenbos, about 60
years old, said: "One has but to
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
Time to Call a Halt,

The Rev. DR.. Newman Smyth Of
New Haven, who has lately been try
ing to reform Connecticut politics,
told funny story the other night Of
two Scottish ministers who were max
ing New Years calls together among
the members of their congregation. 1t
seems on such occasions 1t is custom
airy in Scotland to bring out bottle
of Scotch" for the entertainment OF
the clergy. Having paid several WIS.,
its, one of the parsons began to be
little worried. and suggested to his
assistant that 1t might be we'll for
him to stay behind while he himself
went ahead) and see whether he no
ticed any popularity in his walk. At
ter careful observation the assistant
replied you walk all right; but
who'sh that with yer."-New York
Times.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
Keeps Tab on Henry James.

An invalid living in the neighbor-
hood of Liverpool has hit on a device
whereby he can amuse himself with
out assistance. and can also obtain a
certain amount of intellectual exercise.
He reads Henry James latest novels
and keeps a bridge marker meantime.
II Mr. James has a sentence which he
understands he gives a mark to him
self: II. on the contrary. he meets a
sentence which beats him he gives a
mark to Henry James. So far the
game has been going on a couple OF
weeks. and Henry James is far ahead
OF his admirer. but. Of course, the
tables may be turned when the con-
test Is concluded.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
PUZZLE OF MODERN FINANCE.
Situation Too Deep for Mind of South
Carolina Darky.

Colgate Hoyt, whom a good part OF
Wall street knows as Cody" tells a
good story Of South Carolina
darky's first experience with the wiles
of modern finance Sam was the col
ored gentlemans name, and his errand
to the bank Of the town near which
he lived was to borrow $40 to move
his crop. The teller had referred him
to the cashier, and the cashier to the
president himself, and that official had
smilingly agreed that the agricultural
good of the land needed such help,
and that Sam should certainly have
his money. A note was drawn forth
with, but when the discount clerk got
through with it the farmer received
just $3.50.
AS he walked up the street trying
to figure things out a white neighbor
met him. Hello, SAM" said he;
whats wrong?"
Muffin tall sir" said Sam.
"Oh, come now; there surely Is. You
look as if you'd lost a friend. What
is it,"
well, boss, hits dis. jes bin down
to de bank fer bit O. money to move
de crap, an Mister Hall he done say
he'd loan me $40 fer month Den he
charge me $3.50 fer hit, an I jes reach
de 'clusion dat if ida asked fer dat
$40 fer TO- months I wouldn ha' got
muffin. New York Times.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
WHEN THE SNOW FALLS.
Proof That Property Rights Are Not
Always Desirable.

| ~yS DN~H d0iSs
John G.. johnson, the well-known
Philadelphia lawyer, was Fastening
down Chestnut street on a snowy
morning.
Weather like this" he said, ere
minds me of an early case of mine.
1t was real estate case, a conten-
ton over the ownership of a certain
ten feet of ground, and | was con.
fident that we should win, for all the
facts and arguments were on our side.
Hence l was amazed when my
client, at the beginning of the cross
examination, was asked il he had not
stated as lately as the previous jan
uary that the disputed ten feet of
ground did not belong to him, but to
his adversary, the next door neigh
Dor, who was now fighting his claim.
eyes, my client answered, 7 did
state that
"This admission amazed me more
than ever, and leaned forward in my
cnalr, wondering what would come
next.
" In the presence of witnesses, said
the cross-examining lawyer, you de-
clared that these ten feet belonged
not to you, but to Mr.. Parks. Is that
not right?'
"'Quite right. Quite right, sir said
my client.
"Then, after such an admission,
shouted the lawyer, how dare you
how dare you, sir-come into this
court and claim the strip of land as
your own?'
"'Well, said my client, it was just
after heavy snowstorm that | said
the ten feet belonged to Neighbor
Parks, We were both shoveling off
our pavements at the time"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

weight from the ground, the pain was
so severe. This was my condition
when began using Doans Kidney
Pills. They quickly relieved me and
now am never troubled as was.
My back is strong and | can walk or
ride long distance and feel just as
strong as | did twenty-five years ago.
think so much of Doan's Kidney
Pills that have given supply of the
remedy to some of my neighbors and
they have also found good results. II
you can >sift anything from this ram
bling note that will be Of any service
to you, or to anyone suffering from
kidney trouble, you are at liberty to
do So"
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price, so cents.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The progress of time brings many
changes. A number of years ago when.
baby came to bless the home land
the home was blessed in this way
very often), there was no name ready.
and often the child was not named
until another baby came, when name
had to be given it. In these days a.
baby is named months and months.
before it is born-Atchison Globe.
Wife-It is so kind of you to put on.
my boots for me.
Kneeling husband (tugging away.
It's a-a-pleasure my dear. STILL;
I'm glad you're not centipede-Pick-.
Me-Up.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

DR.. William Osler. who has Just enun-
clated In his farewell address In this
Of 40 may he useful one of 60 years of
age has ceased to be so. has been recent
ly chosen regius professor OF medicine
at oxford university, and goes now to
assume his new duties. He Is a Canadian
country in 1884 as professor of clinical
medicine In the University of Pennsyl-
vania. Five years later he was given
the same professorship at Johns Hop
kins, an Office he is Just now reslgning.
His Theory and Practice Of Medicine"
is n textbook throughout the world. He
is now IS years of age.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
SOME GREAT "oLDD MEN.

Edward Everett Hale and Theodore
L. Cuyler. eminent preachers at 50.
Prof. Goodwin Smith and the
sprightly Henry G. Davis of West Vir.
ginia, who recently ran for vice pres.
ident, both of whom are 81.
Levi p. Morton and United States
Senator Morgan, who are 80.
D. Ogden Mills. flnancier, and still
busy at the age of 70.
President Angel of the University
OF Michigan, who is 76.
Joseph Jefferson and Senators Gull
lom and Allison, 70.
United States Senator Thomas c.
Plat, II.
President Eliot of Harvard and Car.
dinal Gibbons, both Of whom have
passed 20.
Marshall Field, Thomas Bailey Aid
rich, Speaker Cannon. Grover Cleve-
land, Admiral Dewey, John Hay,
John Wanamaker, and Admiral Schley,
all of whom are between 60 and 70.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
IT IS IN THE BLOOD
Neither Liniments nor 0intments
Will Reach Rheumatism-How
Mr.. Stephenson Was Cured.

People with infamed and aching
joints, or painful muscles; people who
shuttle about with the aid of a cane or
crutch and cry, Oh at every slight jar,
are constantly asking, What is the best
thing for rheumatism %
To attempt to cure rheumatism by ex.
ternal applications is foolish waste Of
time. The seat Of the disease is in the
blood, and while the sufferer is rubbing
lotions and grease on the skin the poison
in the circulation is increasing.
Delaysin adopting sensible treatment
are dangerous because rheumatism may
at any moment reach the heart and prove
fatal The only safe course for rheumatic
sufferers is to get the best possible blood
remedy at once.
Mr.. Stephenson's experience with this
obstinate and distressing affection is
that of hundreds. He says:
"About year ago l was attacked by
severe rheumatic pains in my left
shoulder. The pains were worse in wet
weather, and Mt these periods caused me
the greatest suffering. tried number
of treatments and ointments, but they
failed to alleviate the pains"
Then he realized that the cause must
be deeper and the pain only surface in
dication. He adds:
al had heard DIR. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People recommended as cure
for rheumatism, and when 1 found that
l was getting no relief from applications,
made up my mind that l would try
them. Before the first box was gone
noticed that the pains were becoming
less frequent, and that they were not so
severe as before. After the second box
had been used up l was entirely free
from discomfort, and have had no traces
of rheumatism since"
The change in treatment proved by
almost immediate results that Mr..
Thomas Stephenson, who lives at No. l15
Greenwood street, Springfield, Mass,
had found the true means for the purif-
cation and enrichment of his blood.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are without
doubt the best of all blood remedies.
They effect genuine and lasting cures in
rheumatism. They do not merely deaden
the ache, but they expel the poison from
the blood. These pills are sold by all
druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
| Ig}DILLI10N S. GRASS |

Agricultural Editors wrote about it,,
Ayr. College Professors lectured about it,
Ayr. Institute Orators talked about it.,
while in the farm home by the quiet fire.
side, in the corner grocery, in the village
post-office, at the creamery, at the depot,
in fact wherever farmers gathered, Salzer's
Billion Dollar Grass, that marvellous grass,
good for to IA tons hay per acre and
lots of pasture besides, is always theme
worthy of the farmers voice.
Then comes Bromus Inermis, than which
there is no better grass or better perma.
nent hay producer on earth. Grows wher-
ever soil is found. Then the farmer talks
about Salzer's Teosinte, which produces
100 stocks from one kernel of seed, IL it..
high, in 100 days, rich in nutrition and
greedily eaten by cattle, hogs, etc., and is
good for 80 tons of green food per acre.
Victoria Rape, the luxuriant food for
hogs and sheep, which can be grown at
25c a ton, and Speltz at zoe bu., both
great food for sheep, hogs and cattle, also
come in for their share in the discussion.
JUST SEND loo IN STAMPS
and this notice to John A. Sllzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, for their big catalog
and many farm seed samples. NV. N. VI
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
Physical Benefit Of WALKING.

During the year 1904 w. Alfred
Green, a business man, walked a dis
lance Of 5,295 miles, an average Of
lax miles a day. Writing Of this in
Outing, Mr.. Green says AT the begin.
ming of my walk my weight was 1872
pounds in street clothes, while at the
end Of It my weight was 17S pounds.
This loss Of fourteen pounds was in
every way acceptable. felt. as a
result, more active. stronger and
harder In the mStter OF health, I felt
decidedly better than l had done for
several years.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
Dodues Stout Girls.

Jack-Sh! Don't let Miss Fatz know
I'm going skating. Shed be sure to-
want to go.
Nell-Nonsense: She can't skate;
she's too stout.
Jack-That's just It. They're the
kind that always want you to teach
them-Chicago Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

A well meaning person declares
that the use Of tobacco shortens life
greatly and also that the habit, once
formed in youth, is invariably kept up
to extreme old age. This good reform
er seems to operate under a blanket
franchise.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The attempt to discipline automo-
bile owners by fining the chauffeurs
has not proved the success that was
hoped for. Being arrested merely
comes to be regarded as a part Of the
chauffeur's regular duty.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
Day Labo.ers, Skilled Workmen, and
Especially Farm Tenants.

Parties with small capital, seeking an oppor-
tunity to purchase a farm home; farmers who
would prefer to rent for couple Of years before
purchasing and day laborers in fields or fac
Merry, Assistant General Passenger Agent,
Dubuque, Iowa, who will promptly mail printed
matter concerning the territory above de-
scribed, and give specific replies to all inquiries
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

A Chicago woman sued for $4,000
for breach Of promise, and got so
csnts. 1t should have been 30 cents,
to have adequately represented her
mental condition when she heard the
verdict.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
SOUTHERN CONDITIONS AND
possibilities.

In no part OF the United States has there been
such wonderful Commercial, Industrial and
Agricultural development as along the lines Of
the Illinois Central and the Yazoo q Mississippi
Mississippi and Louisiana, within the past ten
years. Cities and towns have doubled their
population. Splendid business blocks have
been erected. Farm lands have more than
doubled in value. Hundreds Of industries have
been established and as a result there is an
nnnranadantad demand for
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
SPECIAL EXCURSIONS TO SOUTH
WEST.
February and Fl, March 7 and Fl,
1905, Via Kansas City South
crn Railway,

TO PORT ARTHUR, BEAUMONT,
TEX, LAKE CHARLES, GALVESTON,
HOUSTON, SAN ANTONIO, TEX,
and all other points on the X. G. S.
Ry., for tickets with 81 days limit and
privilege of stopping off enroute on
both going and return trip.
For literature describing THE
LAND OF FULFILLMENT" the coun--
try along the X. c. s. Ry., or for furth-
er information regarding these excur.
sions write to
S. G. WARNER, G. P. G T. A.,
X. c. S. Ry, Kansas City, Mo-.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

A dispatch from Carson City, New.
says that Of fifty-fve children whose
births were recorded there last year
only one was boy-but It doesn't say
that there we're only fifty-five births
last year in Carson City.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Even the sly fox will admit that the
friends who are opposed to putting a
bounty on his skin hope to preserve
him that they may get a chance to
hunt him down as a sport.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

An unknown young man rs years Of
age has won $4,000 in a prize story
contest. It would be well worth the
price Of all of Carnegie's millions to
have a ten-year lease % the feelings
which are that young mans at the
present time.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Susan B. Anthony is IS years old
and admits 1t. Alice Roosevelt is 21
and makes no secret of the fact. But
between Susan and Alice are many
women who would rather not tell.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
starr or ONO. CRY OF TOLEDO, =,

FRANK J. CHESEY makes oath that he Il senior
partner OF the arm Of F. j. CnESEY a Co., doing
business In the City Of Toledo. County and State
Aforesaid and that said arm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case OF CArARRH that cannot be cured BY the use Of
HALLS CATAAEH CUBE.
PRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 20 before me and subscribed In my presence,
this 9th day Of December, A. D., 1885.
t- A. W. GLEASON,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Hairs Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials free.
FL. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold By all Druggists. TSc.
Take HalfsFamily Pills for constipation.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

A negro woman 73 years of age has
graduated from New Haven, Conn,
school. She has one big advantage.
Nobody will be likely to make flippant
references to her as a sweet girl
graduate"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

A court of law has decided that II
a wife exceeds liberal allowance for
dress her husband cannot be held for
her bills. Now will some court of law
kindly decide what is a liberal allow
ance?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Those who claim that onions as a
diet sharpen the intellect will point
with pride to the assertion that Mrs.
Chadwick is addicted to the tear-com-
pelling vegetable.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The Partisan hostess who enter.
vained her guests with moving pic
ture" representation of a surgical OPP
Grafton evidently expected to make
them happy by contrast.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

IF yoh husban' beats you, mebbe
you kin hab him sent to de whippin-
pos" said Mrs. Potomac Jackson. If
my husban' ever beats me-" said Mrs.
Tolliver Grapevine, "dey kin send him
to de whippin' pos if dey wants to,
But dey'll have to wait till he gifts
out'n de hopital. Washington Star.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

man, OF Deppe'
N. c., says: II
8 u n ere d for
years with my
back. 1t was
so bad that |
could not walk
any d s t a n c o
nor even ride in
easy buggy. l
do not believe l
could h av Q
raise d t e n
nOun n q Of
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The Emperor of Japan has written
another poem, which consists of six
lines. He gets 100000 a year, and
is undoubtedly the highest salaried
poet on earth.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Mrs. Brownies, they're in Egypt
now. and will spend-the winter on the
Nile.
Mrs. Malaprop-How nice! They'll
get a chance to see all them Pyrennees
and the Phoenix, won't they?-Phila.
delphia Press.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The man who has bought his on the
installment plan is not always sure
that Cicero was right when he spoke
of the possession Of books as a peren-
NAL source Of solace and Joy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

1t is not true that activity in build.
ing South American railroads is SO
that defaulters may make the trip
through to Buenos Ayres without
change.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

There is no longer any doubt about
the fall Of Port Arthur. The report is
confirmed in the February magazines.
Washington Post.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

King Edward read his address at
the opening of parliament. He got
along very nicely, as the man who
wrote 1t was careful not to put in any
words the king could not pronounce.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Now Philadelphia expose is threat.
ened by Mayor Weaver. Can it be
that the Quaker City is stirring in its
sleep?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The society for psychical research
wants 100000 to find the way to the
hereafter. This might be encouraged
If we had discovered any royal road
to the here.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The first woman typewriter is still
humping the keys. However, she was
married before she entered the BUSH
ness and was not real typewriter,
after all.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The kaiser will permit army officers
to drink to his health in water, feel
ing, no doubt, that the custom is not
likely to become dangerously preva-
lent.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
RilIinn Dollar Grnaa.

When the John A. Salzer Seed Co., Of
La Crosse, Wis, introduced this remark
able grass three years ago, little did they
dream it would be the most talked of grass.
in America, the biggest, quick, hay pro-
Queer on earth, but this has come to pass.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The cable says the duel between
Count Czaykowsh and M. Villette
was well attended" 1t was quite a
social function, in fact.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

The published statement that the
milk trust is thinking of watering its
stock makes the New York Herald
simply cachinate.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

A writer in the Chicago Record
Herald gives formula for identifying
the tress locks. This is Chicagoese
for washing the hair.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

If you don't believe that woman
can keep secret, ask her her age
New York Herald.
But don't look at her.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Patient-Great Scott! Doctor, that's
an awful bill for one weeks treat.
ment! Physician-My dear fellow, II
you knew what an interesting case
yours was, and how strongly was
tempted to let it go to a post-mortem,
you wouldn't grumble at a bill three
times as big as this.-Chicago Trib
une.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09
Does LIZ

Money" said the wise man, does
not bring happiness"
"Oh. yes It does" said the still wiser
man. III you have just enough Of It"
Chicago Tribune.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Much valuable information free about
band instruments; write for the new cata-
logue to-day. JENKINS MUSIC HOUSE,
KANSAS CITY, no.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

Economy is virtue, but It's practice
ought not to be reflected in laundry
bills.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-09

They say there's no chance for the
rich in the next world" That's prob
ably the reason they're getting most
everything here!"-Detrolt Free Press.