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New-York tribune., 1905-01-08
THE TRIBUNE PATTERN.
A Tissue Paper Pattern of Girls Costume,
No. 4,903, for 10 Cents.

Suspender costumes in all their variations are
greatly in vogue and exceedingly becoming to
young girls This includes also shaped bertha.
which gives the broad shoulder line that is always
desirable and is made Of bright plaid trimmed with
black velvet ribbon and over guimpe OF
white lawn. The model. however. is appropriate for
all seasonable materials. and the gufmpe be
made of white washable material of plain coored
flannel may be preferred
New-York tribune., 1905-01-08

number of smaller towns We hope to finish
the work some time in February The result VIII
be a study of the circumstances under which men
desert their families and the characteristics or the
deserters and the deserted"
New-York tribune., 1905-01-08

The quantity OF material required for a girl twelve
years old Is Az yards q inches wide. S% yards
80 inches wide 2% yards "a inches wide. with IL
yards of braid trim illustrated and yards
So inches wide for guimpe.
The pattern. No. 1903. Is cut I'm sizes for girls
eight, ten. twelve and fourteen years old.
The pattern will be sent TO any address on receipt
or 10 cents. Please give number and age distinctly
ADDRESS Pattern Department. New-Yorh Tribune
II In hurry for pattern send extra two-cent
stamp ana we VIII mail by letter postage In sealed
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
His stxIe.

Mrs. Kay Mr..
Cheatun, I paid
for ten pounds of
sugar, and you
sent me only nine
pounds!
Cheatum oh,
that's only my
weigh of doing my
customers-good.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08

Miss Cunning
I am very much
afraid that I am
losing my reputa-
ton as a keen OBJ
server and q satir-
list.
Miss Wisely -
What makes you
think so?
Miss Cunning
Why. several peo-
PIE yesterday said
they were glad to
see me as if they
really meant it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Shrewd Man.

'Why did you
laugh so heartily
at that ancient
story Borem was
telling p"
TN self defense"
'Self defense ?"
'Tf I had not
laughed he would
have repeated it,
thinking I hadn't
seen the point.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
HIS wIEE.

Jack-Do you think she still loves
you as much as when you married .her?
Toni don't know. was too much
in love with her at that time to be able
to tell.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
But Not From Her

But Not From Her
well. what on
earth did he mar
ry for %
For sympathy.
And he didn't
get even that ?"
"Oh, yes, from
his friends.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Mustn't Do Il
AGAIN.

P o e tt " a S
pleased to see my
poem in your pa
per. Is there any
money
Editor-Oh, no;
we shan't charge
you anything this
time. It is your
first ofense. you
know. If. howev-
er, it is repeated
we cannot let you
off again SO easily.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Then They smiIed

Then They Smiled
Virginia Il al
ways like con-
trasts. There is
no beauty to me
in a sameness.
Gladys-Yes. I
notice that you
always associate
with han d S ON e
girls.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
loo Inauisitive.

She-When we
were married a
year ago I never
expected to see
you coming home
at 2 in the morn
ing.
He Wen, you
wouldn't now, my
dear, if you'd only
go to bed earlier.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Why He Drinks.

Why He Drinks.
Jenkins II When
you are tempted
to take liquor
think of your wife
at home.
Hopkins II do.
That's what drives
me to drink.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Division of Labor.

Division of Labor.
Gladys He is
very rich. but in
sunerably vulgar.
Grace-And yet
you are going to
marry him ?
Gladys-Yes. I
have figured it out
that I can look
after his money
and leave the vul-
garity to him. He
can care for it at
the club, and he
ought to be thank
full, d o mt 20 u
think?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
spurned For.
Cause.

"Why did Ethel
break off her en-
gagement with AL
gernon Sidney De
MOntrOse %
She discovered
that his acquaint-
ances called him
Shorty and she
felt that she new
er could be happy
with a man known
by such a nick
name. "
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Beginning at
Home.

Mr. JOnes-I IN
derstood that you
had turned over a
new leaf and were
even going to love
your enemies, but
it seems to me
that you love no
one but yourself.
NJ T S. J 0 n e s.
Well, I am my
own worst enemy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Hash's only Rival

Surgeon (after
the operation)-In
your vermiform
a p p G n dix we
found, strange to
say, a small brass
tack.
The Sick Man
(feebly)-I knew I
was right when I
said it was some
thing I had eaten
in mince pie
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
The Usual Rem
edv.

Lawyer Glitter
Iy) The trouble
is that the profess
sion is overcrowd-
ed.
Business Man
Why don't you
stop it?
Lawyer Stop
it, How?
Business Man
Why, the way you
stop everything
else, of course
get out an injunc-
ton against the
superhuous stu
dents.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
QUITE OTHERWISE.

She-So she refused you?
He-Yes; she said she didn't have the
heart to marry me.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08

SOMETHING CHEERFUL.
Editor-Turn me out good comic.
Artist-A wedding2
Editor--Nos something cheerful.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
As UsuAL

"Ah. well" she sighed. laying away
the book, ''thes romance is ended
! They've get married."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08

Something Doing.
Irate Customer
See here. Fritz,
I'm tired of being
dunned by you.
T aiIo cry
likely, and I'm
tired of being
done by you.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08

THE OBJECT OF ATTENTION.
Jenkins see that your wife takes
great interest in manual training
ewlywed-Yes and I'm the man.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
Haste Unneces-

satJ'
Hurry up, Ras-
tus, We'll be late
for church.
well, s'pose we
is. There'll be
plenty of seats.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
What Any Clever
Youth Would Do.

"She said that 1
might kiss her on
either Cheek
What did you
do %
81 hesitated a
long time between
them"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-08
asy to Correct.

''Is it true that
Rhymester wears
a celluloid shirt
bosom %
"Y res, but merely
as a matter of
business. It's SO
much easier to re-
wise a poem writ
ten on that kind,
you know. Words
and lines can be
rubbed out with
out trouble. :"
The statesman., 1905-12-15
Scotch Logic.

"Weel, John, how are you to-day.
asked the Scottish minister. "Gey
weel, sir; gey weel, replied John eau
tiously, gin it wasna for the rheuma.
tism in the RIGHT leg" "Ah, John
there is no mistake you are getting old
like the rest Of US, and old age doesn't
come alone" Aud age, sir! re
turned John. 81 won'er to hear We.
Aud age has naething tae dae Wit
Here's my ither leg list as auld, an
It's sooud and soople yet"
The statesman., 1905-12-15
The Kieksr's Kick.
FLORENCE BLUE.

This would be a funny place Il
built upon plan that suited Mckers
eyerywhere-woman, child and man.
It would be a crooked, bulging. sadly
out-Of-line affair, and We would do
lot of things that now we do not dare
we'd knock the stuffin' out Of this
change that all about-we'd turn some
things upside down and others inside
out; and when we got It fixed to suit
there'd be an awful row--arG It's .
cinch that folks would kick lois worse
than they do now.
The statesman., 1905-12-15
ALBUQUERQUE, n. NJ.

AID DOtO EhI9O Il, n. M.
Subscribe for The STATESMAN if you
want the news.
Andrew Gary left Monday for
Butte, Mont.
Edgar Williams, musician left to
fill a few weeks contract in Socoro.
Burrel Spiker, and old timer in this
section of the country, arrived Satur.
day from Winsboro He says Albu-
querque is good town after all.
Harry H, Banks is a recent arrival
from Creede, Colo.
Mrs F c. Clinscale who has been
visiting her sister for several weeks,
left Saturday accompanied by her
niece. Miss Lula Brown, for her home
in Topeka.
Mrs. Geo. Hutchinson and children
haye returned from Denver where
they hrve been visiting relatives.
Several weeks ago we were informed
that two enterprising citizens had Sc.
cured list Of names for a chartered
clnb and reading room in connect.
ion. We believe that the men are
financially able to push the project
and we have hopes Of seeing the es-
tablishment on foot in a short time.
W. Slaughter Of Santa Fe, who
for many years Territorial Central
Committeeman, died at his home last
Saturday. The deceased was we'll
known and popular among the lead
ing class of politicians throughout
the territory. He has resided in San.
ia Fe for number Of years. He
leaves widow and large family.
The colored of this city have done
done themselves much credit by the
manner in which they have rallied to
the support Of he Associat d Chari-
ties. So far the colored and the Jews
head the list in financial way. The
organization is nonsectarian and by
this effort we have put ourselves on
record as being willing to support any
worthy movement that desires to lay
aside class distinction.
The statesman., 1905-12-15
A CARD OF THANKS.

We extend our heartfelt thanks to
the friends for their floral tributes al
so our many sympathizing friends for
their kindness in assisting US in our
bereavement in the loss Of our beloY-
ed son and husband
VICTORIA FLEMINGs,
FLORENCE BLUE.
The statesman., 1905-12-15

The frs thing that a human being
should recognize about himself is that
bis character is his distinguishing
feature. It is not the amount Of
money the amount Of power. the
amount OF brains that man has. but
his character which oouuts.-John
Ruskln.
The statesman., 1905-12-15
COLORADO'S GREATEST RACE PAPER
News from all parts Of

Pueblo Monday to the bedside of her
sister, Mrs. Pope, who is very i'll.
j. Frederick Hudgins of Victor
and Miss Matte Singleton of Denver
were quietly married at the parsonage
last Tuesday Rev. John Turner of.
ficiating.
The Columbine Art club was enter.
tanned last Thursday at the home of
Mrs Geo. Cotwell of Victor. After a
profitable time spent in needle-worB,
an elaborate lunch was served. The
club will meet next week with Mrs
Thrower.
Mrs. w. E. Scott sent in her sub.
scription this week, and will continue
to read The STATESMAN.
A CARD OF THANKS
The statesman., 1905-12-15

Do you know that there is no bet
ter Christmas present to give your
wife and children than a hundred or
more sh lres in the Golden Chest
Mines.
The statesman., 1905-12-15
CRIPPLE CREEK, COLO.

Miss Annie Pier8on was called to
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
RIOT AT FOOTBALL
GAME; POLICE CALLED

Columbus Ohio. Dec. 1.-The football team
of the University of Indiana yesterday defeated
Ohio State university on State field in inter-
esting and stubborn game, IL to Q. The game
ended in a wrangle and almost riot as result
Of which Dr.. Edward Harris Of Bloomington,
Ind, head 1inesman, had to be escorted to his
hotel under police protection.
3 With only few minutes to play and the
score IL to 0 against them, Ohio State sent in
two Of her reserve stars, Schori at fullback and
Mcdonald at. left half. The Ohio men then be-
gan march across the field that Indiana could
not stop. Mcdonald finally got around the
end with 2Oyard run and was downed on
Indiana's 3-yard line. Before another play could
be made Harris called time for the end Of the
game. Assistant Coach Bingham of Ohio State,
who had been keeping time on his own account,
ran out on the field and claimed there was four
minutes to play. A wrangle ensued and many
of the spectators rushed on to the field. In the
confusion that followed Dr. Harris was hit on
the head with a cane. The police were then
called on to protect DR.. Harris and escorted
him to his hotel large crowd following him
into the city. The Ohio State authorities ex-
pressed great regret over the occurrence. The
game itself was one of the cleanest ever played
on the State field. Ohio surprised Indiana by
her strength and fast play.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
KANSAS TRIUMPHS
!: OYER MISS0URIANS

Kansas City, Mo-, Dec. 1.-Before 1000 foot
ball enthusiasts the University of Kansas foot
ball team yesterday defeated the University of
Missouri eleven in their fifteenth annual game
"a to o. Ideal football weather prevailed. At
the kick-off Kansas ruled a slight favorite in
the betting, with plenty of Missouri money in
sight. .- 1>t-
Missouri won the toss and chose the east
goal. sPooler kicked Off and sent the pigskin to
Kansas 35-yard line. Missouri, after two downs,
punted to Kansas 35-yard line, where Kansas
took the ball and by series of line plunges and
end runs, fourteen minutes after play began,
pushed Pooler over the goal line for touch
down. Pooler kicked goal. Missouri could do
nothing and the half ended with Kansas in pos
session of six points. ~. -. a.s m-.-
In the second half Missouri took temporary
brace, but only for a few minutes, and Kansas
scored almost at will. Pooler, Br4nner and
Donald were used by Kansas in almost every
play, and the trio proved equal to the task Of
carrying the ball thru the enemy's line and
around her ends. Missouri's defense thruout the
game was feeble, while her offensive playing
turnout was not above the ordinary.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
CR0SS.C0UNTRY, RUN J.
VICTORY TO CHICAGO

Chicago, Nov. SO.-The western intercollegiate
cross-country run. in which teams from five
colleges participated was won by the Chicago
trio today when Captain James Lightbody shot
over the finish mark in front of Professor Har-
per's residence after a six-mile sprint. Teams
representing Nebraska, Illinois, Wisconsin,
Northwestern and Chicago were in the start.
The course lay thru the Midway, Jackson park
and back to the Chicago university campus.
The contestants were clad in the regulation
track apparel, and the large crowd of students
who witnessed the start shivered involuntarily as
the men dashed off in the snowstorm. y
The order Of the finish was as follows: Light
body, Chicago, first; Smith, Illinois, second
Hean, Wisconsin, third; time, 25:14. /
Points scored by the three leading teams
low number winning, follows: Chicago, 40
Nebraska, 81: Illinois, 81.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
CHARLES CITY HEADS
SECONDARY COLLEGES
Special to The journal.

Special to The Journal
Charles City, Iowa, Dec. 1.---Charles City col
lege, by defeating State Normal here yesterday
by score of 20 to 6. obtained clear title to
the football championship of Iowa secondary
colleges. This game gave the local team
record never before achieved by the Charles
City college, and theswhole little city is swelled
with pride. From obscurity the team has leaped
to the fore this year, and is reckoned high in
football circles Of the state.
In the first half Charles City scored two touch
downs and a field goal. ) In the second half
each team scored touchdown, each kicking
goal. The opposing elevens were about evenly
matched in. weight speed and training but
Charles City showed superior team work and
won easily without danger to her own chancest
The teams lined IN as follows:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
TUMBLE LOSES GAME
Humboldt Drops Ball Behind Line and
4 #@H~~ Ellsworth Scores.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal. y,siy.< rs -.
Iowa Falls, Iowa. Dec. 1.-The Thanksgiving
game Of football in this city proved one Of the
best, If not the best. of the season, the Els
worth college and Humboldt college teams being
evenly matched. @s s3| -. = "
1t seemed like nothing to nothing PROPOSE
ton until Hazelwood Of the Ellsworth eleven
punted over the goal. The Humboldt players
fumbled the ball. which was secured by
Osgood Of the local team ..&
This settled the score of to and closes a
very successful season for the Ellsworth college
team, which has the best team in the field this
season that the school has put out in many
years. ~ s5 -.a5 = "
The high team played at Cedar Falls yes
terday. The second team from Ellsworth col.
lege defeated the Alden team at that place
Wednesday by score of 6 to 0. = :
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01

$1,000 Black and Colored e. q
Dress Goods. @Hs0
$1.00 and $1.25 Black and Col n
ored Dress Goods. ............V w
$100 Fancy Black Dress En-
Soc and 69c Black and Col OH
ored Dress Goods. y
All Dress Goods Remnants ON
HALF PRICE.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
CHICAGO WINS AT SOCKER
Windy City Team Beats Champions Of
=. New ENGLAND - " -

z Fall River Mass, Dec. 1.-Chicago's associa-
ton football kickers established reputation
Fall River Rovers, champions of New England,
eight goals to two. The work of the visiting
team was clean cut and scientific, and it is
doubtful if any five forwards have done better
work for Chicago than the five in line YESTERDAY
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
I LAFAYETTE DEFEATS BuoKNE11.

Easton, Pa. Dec. Lafayette and Bucknell
battled yesterday on March field Lafayette win
ming by the score of Al to o. The visitors were
no match for the maroon and white During the
first half, which ended II to o in favor Of La
fayette, the visitors got the ball On tumble
On the 15-yard line in Lafayette's territory, but
were unable to make any gains. =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
ACCIDENT MARS GAME.

Peoria, ILL.,, Dec. George Prior tackle on
the football team of the Social Athletic club,
was seriously injured in game played here yes
terday between the local team and Lombard
college The injury will necesstate an operation
which will permanently disable the player. LON
bard college defeated II to g. but the last
touchdown by the Peoria team is protested, Lon-
bard claiming tie score.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
PURSE OF $500 FOR
C0RBETT. HANL0N GO

Journal Special Service.
New York, Dec. 1.-Young Corbett will have
another chance to fight Eddie Hanlon Morris
Levy the California fight promoter, has offered
a purse Of So, 500 for the boys to meet in Los
Angeles, and Corbett will leave for the coast in
"a few days to 60 into training for the mill.
The former lightweight champion received a
telegram from Levy and Immediately wired his
acceptance of the offer. The date has not yet
been fixed. Corbett is one Of the most popular
fighters who has ever come out of the west.
He has been about Broadway for several years
and has made many friends.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
socKER, CHAMPIONS BEATEN,

Philadelphia, Dec. 1.-The Toronto. associa-
tion football team, champions of Canada and
heretofore undefeated, was beaten yesterday by
the al1-Philadelphia eleven by the score Of 8
to o. Good work on the part Of the goalkeeper
Of the visiting team preventing the PHILADELPHIA
ans from scoring in the second half.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
WILL CHALLENGE ATTELL.

Journal Special Service, ~ - ..I-T
New York, Dec. 1.-Charlie Mitchell. the ex-
champion OF England has sailed for home He
will spend the holidays in the old country and
intends to return to America early next year
Mitchell said before. aleaving hthat he would
bring Joe Bowker, the British lightweight back
with him and arrange match with, Abe Attell.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01

=; Oskalocsa, Iowa. Dec Penn college yes
teEday won the football championship for the
minor colleges of Iowa by defeating Des Moines
college Quaker field. q to 6. .-1-iIi.4
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
WITTMER THROWS ERNST

-" : WITTMER THROWS ERNST, : q
Knoxville, Tenn. Dec. LIN wrestling
match last night between Charles WittmerS Of
Cincinnati and Gastac Ernst the Terrible Ger
man. Graeco- Roman style, Wittmer in
two consecutive falls. 1t required seven minutes
for Wittmer to win the fist bout and he dis
posed of Ernst in three minutes in the second.
The match was for q purse of $500.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-05
HE SPOILED THE EFFECT.
Chump Didn't See the Engine Was
Going the Other Way and
BIundered.

He had for days been trying to gain
an encouraging look from the disdain-
full damsel, and now at last it SEEM
ed to the young man that his chance
the chance OF lifetime-had arrived,
says the Minneapolis Times.
She had been tripping over the COM
mon in front of him, but in crossing
the railway line she appeared to have
got her foot fixed in the points, for
she stood and screamed Justify.
The young man dashed like light
ming to her assistance, for only few
hundred yards away the headlight Of
an engine glowed through the dusk.
"Courage!" he cried. Don't strug-
gle, Miss Bellairs-Arminta; will
save you" And he whipped out his
penknife.
"Oh, don't!' she exclaimed.
81 must" he insisted; ''it is the only
way"
She tried to protest, but grasping
her waist with one protecting arm he
stopped and cut the shoe lace. Then,
wrenching her dainty foot from the
shoe, he threw her frenZiedly onto
the bank. With the effort he lost his
balance, but not his presence of mind,
for with spring like that of fish, he
hurled himself from the rails onto
the bank.
He arose painting and breathless, to
find the young lady angrily trying TO
brush the mud from her sown.
you hateful mani" she exclaimed.
For a moment he was stupefied.
''What-what-I beg your pardon. $
he stammered.
you've spoiled my best dress,' she
said, viciously; you've cut my foat
and ruffled my hair. 'I'm in a drea j.
full state. And l kept trying to tell
you that the engine was going the
other way!'
He looked up mechanically. Yes, it
was true. The engine was nearly out
o. sight.
81 detest man who hasn't any
sense" she said, as she climbed the
bank and limped away, while the
young man, blighted and 1espairing
object, turned away to muse on the
perversity Of women and the futility
of everything.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-05
y
1T WAS ALL OVER.
gHyN

~ W%
No more will l hear his footsteps
on yender walk as the clock strikes
the hour of 81 :,
Gracious, Jeanette!" :
And the old parlor light Will nev-
or burn low for him again."
you don't mean ito''
Il do, and, furthermore, he will new.
er sit on this sofa three nights =
week and cali me pet names a.; he has
hecn doing foI thc past two years."
Il am aStOnISucd"
And tonight ] am going to burn all
'ho old love lotters in my trunk"
'8-but why are you going to dis
card him?"
Discard him? Why, you goose, I
am going to marry Columbus
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