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The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

And still another engagement stares
us in the face-that of Miss Alice Marie
Sprague and Percy Williams.
Miss Sprague is of a distinguished
family. being a niece of Henry ana
Robert Oxnard, who are widely known
in the social and business world
Mr.. Sprague, father of this latest
fiancee. was the owner of sugar piahta-
tions in the Hawaiian Islands.
Mr.. Williams is prominent In business
in this city, although born ana Fealeu
in Canada =,
The betrothal is arousing mueh IN
terest and happy comment In the So
ciety realm, for both of the young peo-
pie are in high standing and favor
Miss Anna Miller Wood will De at
home next Wednesday at Cloyhe
Court" Berkeley. from 8 to .,
Miss Edna Davis, who has oeen
spending part of the summer at Car
mel-by-the-Sea is to return nome
within the next few weeks
Edward NJ. Greenway is at Bohemian
Grove on the Russian River, having
Just arrived there from Lake IahOe'
where he has spent several weeks
Mr. and Mrs. Meredith Sawyer are So
journing at the Geysers.
Mrs. George Whittell Jr. has been
spending the week at Santa Cruz stop
ping at the Sea Beach Hotel
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12
Occidental
ACCidentdfS
By II. j. WHTERHOUSE.

TT HE young creature who blew into
the Office was so sweet so delight
. fully fluffy, SO ethereal, that even
the time -calloused and case hard
| ened heart of the managing editor felt
| a slight thrill in her presence. The
managing editor, however, took 1t for
indigestion, and so paid no attention
to it.
Il am a poetess." the young creature
remarked as soon as she had settled her
fuffiness in an easy chair.
That's good" the managing editor
said.
"Oh, then yours is one of those rare,
esthetic natures that loves poetry?'
1T isn't exactly that" the managing
editor responded. but we have been
compelled-in self-defense, you know
to establish a rule that poets shall be
thrown out Immediately. OF course,
the rule does not apply to poetesses,
and that is why 1 was delighted
| Well, l am delighted, too L have
here some little verses that l have just
dashed off and"
Kindly hand it to the poetry editor,
said the managing editor. at the same
time designating the Office boy as the
individual in question.
"Oh, / should so much sooner that
you would hear it. This is not ordi-
nary newspaper poetry; it is mazagine
poetry and
"I regret that previous engage"
And it will detain you but mo-
ment. The first is
Il am sor-"
is entitled The Comet
"a flaming sword that CLEANS athwart
the night,
BY angels drawn to carve the cres-
A girdle drawn round Dian's bosom
bright,
To penchant hide what otherwise ap-
pears;
A scourge uplifted by the rampant
gods,
To cleave the pregnant feet of rosy
Dawn;
A prophecy that we are more than
clods-
Sit still. my soul, for, 10, the sign
is gone!
Isn't that just too lovely for any
thing?"
What sort of years are crescent
years?"
! And a penchant hide?"
why, that is"
And why are the gods rampant?
why, they"
And what are pregnant feet?"
That's it. You've got the idea
exactly. You see that it doesn't say
anything, and that's what makes it
magazine poetry Now, this one
The poetry editor there will re-
cei-'
This one is quite different, but it
still maintains this great first prin-
ciple of magazine poetry. Listen:
Bold, boding battlements aboom
BY boist'rous billows boundless beat;
Bald, battered boulders blaze abloom,
But browsing billies blink and bleat.
Back by the buttress blackbirds bide.
| Benign, benignant and bedight,
But bleaching bivalves bather-
Why"
II was no wonder that the young
creature gasped. The managing editor
had gone. leaving only the combined
poetry editor and Office boy to grin at
her as she Indignantly fioated out of
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12
A NEW SPORT.

n HARK riding newly sport indulged by
OF Bay, and said be exciting than
- mOor-boang That the sharpoOthed OF the the
whose sufficient send hudders down the
spinal column used subseve the gayety and exh
of humanity noteworthy advance in the completeness
the earth and all the that nhab
OF his the actually making
paytlng Of him be such triumph to the spormen IS
experience of the summers fun When sharks
made useful and amusing is time wonder what
The sport made easy from the very fact that sharks have
bold because OF the fright they The
The hapoon attached with line
to the boat and great
speed pulling him. 1t said that hold
the boat tightly in order to keep with the
would dangerous the
took notion dive straight down he could make
interesting his riders and have better sport than they
Upetng the boat would be just the beginning of his gayey
when he chose again things would be easily his
and good eating would conon to make him happy 1t
be the riders the hshs
mates reason; but the bare possibility that
undertake change his tactics and sudden downward
add greatly to the thrills OF the adventurers
Here after the civil there drawing
pensions good, valid
Longevity any life insurance pOlcy-BaImore Sun.
pierce
contract lot of arrnorplate
Steel Trusts armor.-New York World.
IT, however profit the gained
year will really
70 pay for Indianapolis News
Cardinal Gibbons says nothing the
Think of the
York Herald
girl world how
that because natural to hNew York
Press
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12
ANECDOTE OF DUMAS.

Dumas pere, who was proud of the
prices he received for his work, was once
boasting of the fact
Beyond a doubt" he remarked, ~
am the best paid of living men of let
ters; / receive thirty sous a line"
Indeed, monsieur" said a bystander,
'T have never worked for less than 5000
pounds a line. What do you think of
that?'
irritation.
mot at ALL"
For what do you receive such rates
per line?''
For constructing railways" was the
answer.-Harpers Weekly.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12
FABLE OF THE LOGICIAN.

once upon a time, Willie. there was
Va great wise and talented man who
was an extremely able logician.
Now it so chanced that this great,
wise and talented man maintained
certain proposition. and he main tanned
it with that remarkable skill and logic
of which he was past master.
Yet was there a certain unsophisti-
Gated chump who ventured to dispute
the proposition.
Then did the great, wise and talented
man uncork all his walls of logic, argu-
ment satire, profanity and wisdom and
pour the contents on the graceless head
of the unsophisticated chump.
Nevertheless, the chump still dis
puted.
Then did the great, wise and talented
man summon all his forces of debate in
one matchless and unanswerable argu-
ment, and the chump was obliterated.
and all the boys said: Bully Bully
for the great, wise and talented man!
His logic has won again.
For the great, wise and talented man,
Willie. had offered to bet $106 on the
proposition.
And the unsophisticated chump had
said he didn't want to bet.
Which, of course, settled the question
at issue in favor of the great, wise and
III,
Moral-If anybody doubts that this is
the sort of logic that prevails in certain
not very limited circles, let him look
about him and listen.
EXCEPT
sIJM a very good fellow 1 guess you
know,
And you are a very good fellow also.
There is nothing behind US we need re-
gret,
No slight deviation to make us fret;
We have done the thing that we meant
to do
1t is so with me and, of course. with you
And ne'er Ger our folly or worse have
We wept,
Except
am twining this laurel to place on your
brow,
And also on mine, as 1 may. you'll allow,
For it's pleasant to feel as we glance to
the rear
That we've walked very straight in our
journeying here:
That we have not departed from good
that we know,
AS do certain sinners, quite shockingly
low,
Nor seen sin triumphant the while con-
Except
Don't think that the latter word hints a
disgrace,
For l merely have used it to fill out the
space,
And it should be clear unto you, as to me
1t bears no suggestion pnpleasantly free:
1t means not a thing and 1t hints not at
all
OF the times when odr virtue has met
with fall,
No sad intimation of lapses we've wept.
Except
stT dreamed that Bjones. the profession
| al politician, died and ascended
| to"
Sure he ascended?"
Certainly. Why?"
"Oh, nothing. 1 guess. Go on"
.'He ascended to Heaven and"
| "Sure it was Heaven?"
"I ann
| mot the other placer
Certainly not. Why do you ask?"
'Oh nothing-nothing. Only, don't tell
me any more of your dream just now. .
why not?'
We'll. l have only a plain, ordinary
| imagination, and / do not wish it to be
subjected to too much of a strain at one
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12
THE READER.

Neither staff nor scrip I take,
But a little book instead;
This the heavenly bread 1 break,
This the brook where thirst 1 sIake.
All alone / walk this way;
Yet a joyous company,
Heroes, martyrs. bold and gay,
Are my comrades day by day
-Lippincott's.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

Special information supplied daily to
business houses and public men by the
Press Clipping Bureau (Allen's). 80 Cali
fornia street Telephone Main 1912. .
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

81 Fourth street. Best eyeglasses. specs, zoe
to soc. Open TO g. Front of barber.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

Townsend's California Glace Fruits. in
artistic fire-etched boxes. New store now
open, 767 Market street
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

MISSES
smart a it,
Of
applied
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

has to know this world is how manage and
TO learn that because it comes her-New York
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

Cardinal Gibbons says think of nothing lonesom
nan with fortune. Think of the without
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

If however Russia shall profit by all the experience she has
last year and half Sooooooooo will really be
,ay for Indianapolis News
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-12

Government pierce Companys
of there's
Steel Trns's arrnor.- York World.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01

Z grzech6w, chce. sic dac U
krzyzowa6. Sekta postanoWlfa
go przybic ma krzy5. W Wei
XII Piatek wzniesiono krzyz,
Ia dziwacznego pokutnlka
przybito do niego tax, Jak
|ongi p~rzygwozdzili zydzi "a
ma Jezusa.N ieszczesny pc diu-
gich okropnych cierpieniach
wyziona1 ducha. Przypatru-
jacy sic meczarniom konaja-
cego zwolennicy sekty wpadli
W sza1 religijny. Sadly wdro-
zy1y sledztwo i ~niezawodnie
sekcyarzy ME mimic zas}uzo-
ma kara.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
.Bardzo TAME raty exkursyjne
do San Francisco, Los Ange-
les, Portland, Tacoma,
Seattle. !. t. d,

Koleja North Western uskutecz~
nione beda ma wszyskich ~stacyach
|28, "a, IS, 80, 80, 81 Maja i
p l 2 Czerwca. z godnem uwzgle.
nienlem czasn do powrotu, "a
okazyl Narodowego Stewarzyszenia
knights 0 Columbus W Los
Angeles l. t. d.. Diva pospieszne
poc'agi dziennie do wybrzezy
Paciflku. ,,Ladowy pociag posple-
szny" (nawskros elektryczne
o6wietlony, niezupe}ne try dni "
podr6zy Drugi pospieszny pociag
Jest ,,The California Express 2
.pokojem rysunkowym i sypialnym
ola tryst6w. Najlepszy re
w%szystkich. o raty bllety it'd.
zg}osic sic do agent6w kolej'
Chicago & North Western.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Tyk'ety exkursyjne do jeziora
Washington (:St. Peter. Eagle
Lake w Kasota).

Sprzedawane beda przez kolej
North Western pc %znlzonych cenach
przez scion )atowy z Winony "
piatkl i soboty do Kasota pc s4l0
= do St. Peter pc S4l5 do Eagle
Lake pc 3.75 z tykiet zwrotnv z
uvzglednleniem powrotu al do ma
stepnego wtorku - do Kasota
po S6.55 St. Peter pc Sc. 65,
do Eagle Lake pc 5000 "a tykiet
zwrotny z ograniczeniem powrotu
" przeciagu trzydziestu dni. To-
wienie okuni j szcupak6w jest bar
dzo dobre W tym pieknym jezlo~
RE i us}uga ola rybak6w z obfi-
tym zapasem }6dek it'd jest goto
wa. Nowoczesne hotele i rozmaite
wycieczki wzd*uz jeziora, z paro*.
wen jachtem dodane do powabu.
o blizsze informacye zg}osit sic do
agent6W kolei Chicago Horth-We-
stern. .
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Observation-Disclosures p9pQDo0Q0o
. CIEKAWE RZECZY. =
observation-disclosures NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

pow6d tel tragedy podaja,
re zakonnik 6w cierpia} ma
silna febre.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Afryka6skie kar1y.

Eksploator angielski pull
.kownik Harrison przyby} do
Chartumu z pigmejami z la
SOW z Ituri, czyli Stanleya,
W wolnem pa6stwo Kongo.
,Kar}y licza cd lat 1874
maja 3 stop 8 cali do 4 stop
8 cali; z w}asnej i nieprzy-
muszonej wolf maja przybyt
z ~pu}kownikiem do Londynu.
Liczba harlow W lasach Itu'
ryi jest jeszcze bardzo du2a.
Sa oni bardzo dzicy i drapie'
zoni, ma tydzie6 pred uje'
ciem ich napadli ma karawa.
ne pa6stwa Kongo, zamor-
dowali II tragarzy i uciekli
W g}ab lasu. Mieszkaja "
ma}ych wioskach. Kazda WHO
ska raadzona jest przez do
w6dzce. Domki budowane So
z ga}ezi pokrytych liscmi.
,Karly chodza ma wp6} nago,
porosnieci So w}osami. Zyja
najd}uzej lat 40, maja CRU
be wargi i nosy, twarz bla'
da. Harrison przebywa wsrod
mich try tygodnie, polujae
ma rzadka ma}pe zwano Co.
lopus.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Tykiety Exkursyjne do je
ziora Shetel (Iracv Minn.l

sprzedawane beda przez kolej
North Western, po znizonych CO.
mach przez scion latowy Vino"
ny W piatki i soboty pc 6.65 "a ty~
kiet zwrotny z ogroniczeniem POI
wrotu W przeciagu trzydzlesty dni
Jeziorc Shetel jest pieknem miej"
seem latowych i jesiennych wy.
cieczek, gdzle ~najlepsze rybostwo
i polowanie MONA znalesc, kuro-
patew, b~ekas6w, kaczek gesl bar
do wiele. Dobry hotel i sta]nia "a
bardzo umiarkowanem wYnagro-
dzeniem. Do nastepujacych jezior
doiechaG MONA ]ego mlejsca
Jezioro Current, ]%ezioro Slegel, je~
zione, Fremont, jezlore Sarah, je-
zloro Bear, Long Lake, Buffalo
Lake, Iron Lake, Beauty Lake,
Willow Lake, j~eziaro Isabella i
| Clear Lake.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Olbrzymia kie}basa.

Dawniej, kiedy ludzie ME
znali jeszcze teatr6w, cyr-
|k6w, koncert6w, wpadali ma
rome pomys}y, azeby sic "a
bawit i innych zadziwic. W
Kr6lewcu zrobi} czech REF
nicki, jak glosi podanie, ma
Nowy Rok 1901 roku olbrzy-
mia kie}base kt6ra wazy}a 8
centnar6w i IS funt6w. D}u-
goSc tej kielbasy wynosi}a
|61O metr6w. Spotrzebowano
do niej 81 szynek, 1 i pol
beczki soil, 1 i pol beczki pi-
wa i przeszio Is funt6w pie
przu. Koszta ME zanadto wy
sokie, gdyz razem z robota
kosztowa} funt a fenygi. Z
tym olbrzymem zrobili po-
ch6d przez Gale miasto ku
wielkiej uciesze licznie zgro-
madzonej publicznoSci. Pc
pochodzie urzadzili sobie bal,
ma kt6rym wypito 40 beczek
piwa. Beczka piwa kosztowa}a
w6wczas 10 marek go feui-
|g6w, a zatem kosztowa}a Gala
zabawa 1173 marek 36 feny-
lg6w.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Zegarek idacy 2OOv lat.

Syn lorda Rayleighs; znane-
go fizyka, Ryszard Strut,
wynalazl nowy mechanism
zegarowy, W kt6rym zastoso-
wal pc raz pierwszy sol ra-
du. Pod wp}ywem }adunku
elektrycznego, uwarunkowa-
nego przez obecnoSt soil ra-
dowej, ma}y listek z}oty zbli-
ia sic do kontaktu, tract
sw6j }adunek, poczem wraca
do poprzedniego po1ozenia i
rozpoczyna swa w~edr6wke
ma nowo. Poniewaz si}a, po-
ruszajaca mechanism zegaro-
wy, jest sol radu, zegarka
ME pctrzeba wcale nakrecac;
co waznie re z wzgledu ma
znaczna ilosc energii, zawar-
tel W soil radowej nowy me-
chanizm dzia}ac moze be-
przerwy W ciagu 1000 lat. -
TAX p~rzynajmniej twierdzi p.
Strut.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
exkursyjne do Clear
Lake (Waseca, Minn.)

sprzedawane beda przez kolej
North Western po zninonYch ra-
tach przez scion zimo~yz Wirony
" p'atki soboty pc 1915 "a tykiet
zwrotnY uwzgledniony do powrotu
do nastepnego wtorku, + pc s5o5 "a
tykiet zwrotny codziennie uwzglea
dnlonY do powrotu W W przeciagu
t~rzydziestu dnl }owienie czarnych i
bia}e okni i ma}ycb szczupak6w jest
bardzo dobre, W tym pieknym je-
~ziorze, naluga Ala rybak6w z obfl-
tym zapasem czo}en i t. d. jest po-
gotowiu. Nowoczesne hotele i roz-
matte wyclec1ki z gojowym jach-
tenn wzd}uz ]ezlorr. O blizsze szcze-
g6}y .pYtajcie agent6w kolel Chica-
20 & North Western.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
DZiWak.

Professor uniwersytetu CHI
cagoskiego, dr.. Oskar Eek
stein, postanowif wyrzec sic
.nietylko wszelkich stosun-
k6w towarzyskich, ME przyj-
mowac ami ME oddawac wi
zyt, ME krepowac sic z'zad-
nymi> prAepisami nowozyt-
nych ~wymaga6, ale take O.
dosobnic sic zupe}nie i wy
~prowadzi6 z pobliza ludzi cy"
~wilizowanych, azeby W chat
CO mad jeziorem pedzic zy-:
Gle samotnika. Obra} sobie
chatke 20 stop d}uga / tylez
szeroka mad jeziorem, mile
ma p6}nocny wsch6d cd sta
cyl kolejowej Windsor, ] tam
jake str6j sw6j domowy o.
bral str6j kapielowy; odwie-
DIN ME przyjmuje, a ubiera
sic jak inni ludzie cywilizo:
wani tylko wtedy, gdy ma
godzine Tub pare godzln
dziennie wybiera sic ma wy
k}ady ma uniwersytecie. Or.
Echstein polubi} samotnosc W
czasie swych rozleg}ych po-
dr6zy po Afryce i Azyi, pie
$40 zwiedzajac nieraz okoli-
ce, W kt6rych przedtem mig
dy noga Europejczyka ME
posta}a. Spedzii tez rok po-
miedzy indyanami szczepu
Pueblo W New Mexico, a rok
pomiedzy Indyanami Grows
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
POzarCi prZeZ wiki.

w Bosnii kolo Mostaru
stado wilk6w napadlo
ma dw6ch zandar-
NOW podczas patrolowania i
pozar}o. Gdy W przepisanym
czasie ME wracali, wys}ano
"a mimi innych zandarm6w,
kt6rzy ma wzg6rzu spostrze-
gil siedm zastrzelonych will
k6w i 4 buty, W kt6rych po-
zosta}y tylko stopy, mase
krwi i poogryzane kosci. WI
dac z tego, re patrolujacy
zandarmi zosta]i napadnieci
przez stado willow pomimo
rozpaczliwej obrony, znalezli
smierc W paszczach wilczych.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
OgrOmne zadanie.

Bw}o to ogromne zadanie podja6
l~eczepia tax ciezkiego przypadku
choroby nerer, jak to G. F. Collie
"a z Cherokee, Ia, lecz Electric
Bitters tego dokoua}o. On pisze:
), Mole nerki tax daleko dosz}y, il
nlemog}em siedz,e6 ma krzesle bez
poduszki; ! nawledzony dolegliwym
bolem krzyza b6lem g}owy przygue-
biony w Electric Bitters jednakze
znnalaz}em %lekarstwo, ! przez ME
powr6ci}em do zupe}nego zdrowia.
Poleoam to wxmsoniajace lekarstwo
Wszystkim majacYm s}abe nerki,
watroby albo 1o}acek. Gwarantowa-
ne przez NJ. J KowaleWskiego .ap-
Itekarxa; coma Soc.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Policyant milionerem.

w Budapeszcie, ma We
grzech odziedziczy} policyant
Robaka / i Poi miliona 20
smierci bogatego krewniaka.
Szczesliwy spadkobierca pei
nj podobno dalej swoja s}uz-
be, a nawet chce ods}uzyc Is
lat ably mice prawo do pen
syi. - Pewnie to bajka, DO
inaczej postepowanie tego
szczesliwca by}oby oznaka
najwiekszego sknerstwa.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
NiespOdzieWana zdObyCz.

Pewien amator rybol6stwa
zapuSciwszy siec do rzeki
Cooley miedzy High Barnet
a ST. ALBANIA W Anglii, wy
}owi} worek z klejnotami.
Znajdowa}a sic W MIN 40 z}o-
tych pierscionk6w, breloki i
80 zegark6w, ~przewaznie be-
kopert. Wed}ug przypuszcze-
MIA policyi jest to }up, po-
ckodzacy z kradziezy W Pa
stonville. Z}odzieje, widocz-
ME podczas zrywania z}otych
kopert z zegark6w, zabrali to,
kt6re juz zdjac zdazyli, a
reszte wrzucili do woody.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
Samob6tstwo W ko6ciele.

w czasie mszy W kaplicy 90.
Redemptoryst6w W Belgii
zaszla niezwyk}a tragedya.
Ojciec, jeden z najbardziej
powaznych ksiezy, W chwi-
Ii; kiedy kaplica przepeinlo-
ma byla poboznymi, zwiasz-
cza kobietami i dziecmi =
uklak}szy pred obrazem sw.
Gererda, nagle wyjaf z pod
sutanny brzytwe i przeciai
sobie. gard}o, poczem martwy
padl pred oltarzzem. Row
noczesnie geste k}eby dymu
zacze}y nape}niac koSci6}.
Wsr6d ogromnego przeraze-
MIA zcbrani uciekli z kosciola,
ratujac 1ycie. Okaza}o sic, ze
Oiciec Barremans pred wyj-
6ciem do kaplicy podpalil
swoja cele przepelniona ksiaz-
kami j rekopisami. OC)gie6 : :
rudno5cia ugaszono. jake
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
POzar klasZtOru.

o p6lnocy W wielki pia-
tex splona} doszczetnie kla-
szt6r sw. Amy W wiosce st.
Genevieve pod Montrealem
(Kanada), przyczem IA os6b
straci1o zycie. W klasztorze
miescil sic pensyonat ola pa
MEN i ola os6b starszych. Ia
mieszkiwa1o go so. p%anien,
kilka pa6 sedziwych i 10 "a
konnic. Pozar wybuchnaf W
kuchni z TAXA si}a, re zanlm
obudzono spiace pensyonarkl
p}omienie ogarne}y gmach
ca}y. Zakonnice odwaznie "a
bra}y sic do ratunku i tylko
dzieki ich u%si}owaniom VIE
kszosc os6b, znajdujacych
sic W klasztorze, ocala}a. Me
zdo}ano wszakze uratowac
panien i 4 staruszek, kt6re
zgine1y, zaduszone dymem.
Zgine}a r6wniez jedna z "a
konnic. rzuciwszy isle do
p}onacego gmachu, ably ura-
towac pozosta}e W MIN oso-
by. Dwie inne zakonnice 3D.
nios}y ciezkie poparzenia wy
noszac z p}omieni nieprzy-
tonne uczennice swoje. Po-
niewaz klasztor znajdowa} sic
W pewnej odleg}oSci cd wio-
ski, zanim vice pomoc przy-
byla, sp}ona} zupe}nie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
UkrzyzOWanie

Pewna sekta W P6}nocnej
Ameryce urzadzi}a sobie dzi-
wna ukrotna uro-
~czystosc W Wielki Piatek. Re-
ligijne pojecia tel sekty pole
gaia ia zasadzie, ze przez
umartwienie nalezy wype-
dzac grzechy 2 cia}a. Jeden
ze zwolennik6w tel sekty,
mieszkajacy W miescinie Tor
res W Kolorado, zg}osil sic
do star'szeggo s,elkzty j oswald
cyl, i ola oczyszczenia sic
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1905-06-01
FalszerstW0 pieniedzy.

w Dalhausen, W Nadrenii
przyaresztowano trzech g6r-
nik6w, kt6rzy fa}szowali pie
Made. Powiod}o, sic r6wniez
przytrzymac narzedzia 70
ne jednego z przyareszto-
wanych przytrzymano PREY
trzymano PREY ~p}aceniu fa}-
szywa dwumark6wka.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-08-06
personal AND OTHERWISE.

American iced drinks are going down
rapidly in Europe.
Admiral Rojestvensky is able TO sit up
and take nourishment.
Maine is a state of high moral ideals,
but It managed to pull off $40 divorces last
year.
New York insurance companies viii have
no trouble in figuring up surplus of IN
designations.
The Buffalo price for an involuntary kiss
is judcially fixed at SS5 and costs, pretty
good price for the Buffalo article.
The report that the Hon. Hinkey Dink
of Chicago is travelling incognjto appears
to be unfounded. Mr. Dink is travelling in
his old clothes.
with the mercury in the 9Os recipients
OF cards about hard coal prices may smile
and smile again" Later on the coal man
wnl brush 1t OFF.
The marvellous evolution in the life in
surance business may be measured by the
fact that one noted agent was dismissed
for talking too much.
Miss Edna DiclIerson, a Chicago court
reporter, has come into undisputed possess
sion OF a fortune OF 100000 bequeathed
to her by a second cousin whom she had
rarely seen.
One Of the moonlight bellies Of swamps-
colt. Mass, is confined to her chamber by
a shattered rib, a painful souvenir OF an
ardent hug. But she is not complaining.
Men are too scarce In that locality.
One of the ocean liners brought across
iO9 babies and the captain is credited with
remarking that II was one fierce squall
all the way over. Evidently these little
immigrants have started in early to grow
UP with the country
The silver punch bowl presented by the
state OF Kansas TO the battleship bearing
it's name was borne from the state before
Carrie Nation could inscribe 1t with her
Ratchet. AS a consequence the gift lacks
the coat OF arms Of the state.
Thomas Jansen Damn of Memphis, Tenn,
wearied by a name so outrageOusly carl
catured, petitioned local court to change
It to Hamm. The petition was granted, and
the transition from Damn to Hamm eff
fected with judicious decorum.
Jolly wedding guests at Eastport, Me-
recently captured bridegroom and merrily
soaked him with -four paste after parading
him through town in melon crate. The
victim had previously engineered similar
franks on others and had earned the dose
he received
Women of Ross Valley, Cal. went on
the warpath a few days ago and blotted
out with green paint every signboard in
town. Green matches the color Of lawns
and is more soothing TO the eye than the