The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-11-16
THISTLES.

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r~rsspcs the bitter psnxs Of Isaioasy.
-~Ycans Mr.. Igobro~ 10 very liberal with
tips. Yes Ne sorld rather give the
charge to the waiter than have The nsr-
nl sffors ~ ssslhs ~helher IL 10 correct.
Did yts attend The no, literary sup-
r~rf No, I.sa Time ~as there they bit
me 'ssae ibs Lad with b1hd possam. an
I've done hfs the literary business.
-~Ysster-- Aren's yea Ashamed Of your
Nif, Tfasif You're old enough 70 know
better, Child--weIl, II va hadn't got
married ss,iy wouldn't have besn 20
old,
why, wbis, You don's mean TO cay
you ere pskinx love II Tour tender sse.
Sure. ulss Why nois A mans no good
after he's forty, 20 0slcr sayr, and ! Amt
got mech time 4. lose.
Mrs. Traddles--Tommy, you mustn't
70 nshirg with that Peter Rshers. He 10
Just lsstsinx over the measles. Tommy
TrAddies-1here won't be any danger,
mother. never catch anything when I'm
fishing.
They say that SggUur has come oui
~ot derfally. on, yes be ID prominent.
knew him when he Vas young. He Wal
though, to be little Ay then, Yes, bu'
be 10 considered big bug now.
How are you getting on with your ny
Ing mAchine' sm progressing. splendid
". answered the Inventor. Every time
launch Il nud something wrong with !
thu, had previously overlooked.
Little willie-Pspa, why does the rail-
way company have those cases with the y
and saw 10 every cart Father-I presum
they are put In to use In case any one want
70 open 4 window.
--He--H Had ~ odd experience the othe
day. One. morning my breakfast boile
egg had an inscription on II. II said, 18th
nnder NAV write to me-" signed mar
smith" she-wnat reply did you gel
He--Thc postmaster replied. He said thi
Miss smith died Of old age several yea
ago.
I'm surprised ct your beating that do
exclaimed old Mr.. 0oodley. You shou
have some pity for dumb animals. 80
have, rctorted jenkins, but II you had
Listen to this fellow n night - do you
know he wasn't dumb
Yea, said the red eyed clerk. I'm
little late this morning. The midnight o
you know H'ml interrupted bis ei
ployer. OIL, ehs Well, the next time "
pain. the town I'D advise you 10 uss wat
colors exclusively.
~ can say for myself that never ha
been mean enough 10 got another woman
cook away from her. Neither have ], b
must confess that once or twice | ha'
tried TO work our cook OF on some Of n
neighbors.
--Mlss Psssay--He loves her simply (
her money. wouldn't give much for
mAs who didn't love me for myself Alon
Miss Pepprey--But, then, remember, ev'
70 such man you couldn't give much.
--wstsrs' talk reminds me 90 much Of
river. 1t does run pretty steadily, "
and, though there 10 undoubtedly son
connection between bis head and b
moutb, 1t 10 not apparent.
Il got quite interested in book that
man left cut In the woods the other d..
said the nrst owl. Nonsense! crisd b
mate. You can't understand human la
guass. But this wasn't altogether humal
|, was BY man called McTavish hacPns
con, and II Was fall Of 'hoots'.
Little Mary, having fallen 10 the mut
got her mother to write the followir
note Dear Teacher Kindly excuss Asr
having been absent vestsrday, - the 70
In the mud on her Way to school, By d
Ing the same you viii oblige her mother.
The Doctor--You would Be surprise
to know bow many parsons merely shin
they have hay fever. The Professor--Ye'
bot that wasn't the trouble with height
Of nine. His VA genuine casa. h h
Il 20 bad that he married grass widos.
There's sonsthins 10 that boy, said u
old man, ard I'm more and more persuas
edsbef reserved for soms great Iufpes
WIS, makes you think col Jusi this He
come through Gx football games, and he
got bis head and one leg left
Yea, cir, said the nciay party proud!
| am seif made man. Well, don't let
little thlrg like ,hss worry you, rejoins
the qu,s, party. Keep you mouth shut ~
no one viii ever suspect u.
--H,ckt--You don't mean to sAy you n
the better Of Cable in IN araumen