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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
GIVING AN ORANGE PARTY.

GIVING AN ORANGE PARTY.
Have you ever given an orange
party?
1t is curious and amusing from the
very start, ms each guest is requested
TO bring an orange-which request be
ing accompanied by no explanation is
quite puzzling, and therefore gives an
added interest right at the beginning.
Usher each arrival into the dining
room, where they are received by the
Orange Aid Committee, whose first
duty IL 10 aid you in registering your
orange and tying ribbon marked by
d letter around il so you may Identify
II later.
Then all the guests assemble in the
dining room, while the committee con
tinues with It's work, which is to count
The seeds. Each orange is cut in half,
the seeds are extracted, and. after be
ing counted and duly credited TO the
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
FARM NOTES.
Farmer.

Bc systematic in the training Of your
horses.
Sheep to thrive well require frequent
change Of food.
Any animal that is worthy of place
on a farm has a right to good keep.
The wisest course is TO convert cheap
grain into meat before shipping il 10
market.
Marketing the products in the best
possible condition is where the profits
are made.
A yard or lawn always looks barren
without some choice ornamental trees
or shrubs.
A furrow plowed through wet place
in the wheat field will often save an
acre of wheat.
In planting out an orchard DO not
plant out more than can be manured
and cared for.
A little neglect OF the stock will soon
destroy their best qualities and give
the appearance of scrubs.
A sheep adapted to every section and
20 every breeders surroundings can not
be grown in the same animal.
Comfort is a prime condition Of ami
nal growth, and this can be secured
only by comfortable surroundings.
Farm life may be made a burden or
n pleasure. according 10 the manage
ment OF the home. the farm and the
work.
A pedigree is simply certificate OF
good character and unless IL shows a
good character il il OF 40 practical
value
II is much better 20 use for breeding
animals OF average size. smooth, round.
plump and intensely active and viz
oTous.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17

= FOR DOGS AND CATS"
Around the new, low fountains
The l.. {. autocrat
Have placed a sign OF wisdom
That reads: For Dogs and Cate"
VIII IL catch the eye Of puppies
Or kittens, do you think,
And lure them from destruction
To strictly harmless drink,
Or will the knowing sparrow,
In thankful attitude,
Spy this and fit remarkng
beg pardon, j Intrude? ?"
DO they expect the bson,
The spriRhtly kangaroo,
The graceful boa-cOnstrictor,
VIII want 10 drink there, too.
Or must the wax aud emu,
On little city bats,
BE barred from this refreshment
Designed For Dogs and CATS"
Katherine l. Mead, IN Lie
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
Two Interesting Inscriptions.

In Russia. beside an old highway.
is a bronze tablet bearing this i'm
scription: Napoleon Bonaparte passed
eastward along this road In 1912 with
an army of more than Go0,0op men,"
And beside another road only a few
miles distant is another tablet. on
which these words are inscribed: "Na.
poleon Bonaparte passed westward
along this real in 1918 with an army
OF less than 100000 men," That's
III
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
COMING DOWN THE NILE.

Some years ago an Englishman was
coming down the River Nile, in Egypt
on large boat loaded with grain, ana
the birds came off from every village
and ate the grain piled on the deck.
The Englishman asked the Egyptian
captain OF the boat, "Who owns TINS
grain?" The Egyptian captain said,
II own it," Then the Englishman
asked, "Why let the birds eat up the
grain" The Egyptian asked the Eng
lishman, "Who made the BIRDS The
Englishman answered, God The
Egyptian asked, Whether grain was
food which God intended birds to eat|
The Englishman said ii was. The
Egyptian said. "Can the birds sow ana
raise the grain for themselves" The
Englishman said, They cannot Then
said the Egyptian, Let them eat GOD
has provided enough for both them ana
us."-Our Dumb Animals.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17

seeps II from being easily overturned.
A large pan OF the fat, shallow variety,
is best for bringing the water within
easy reach Of the fowls. A large pail
could be sunk into the ground instead
OF using a pan, removing pail and re.
filling when necessary. Water given
In this way will not be overturned by
the birds, nor will il become soiled and
unfit for drink.-C. B. Morse, in The
Epitomist.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
About Colds.

II annoyed by an attack Of catarrh,
The fumes OF a tablespoonful OF tine
ture OF benzoin compound in the room
at night will help 20 relieve IL.
II the throat is affected by a smart
ing and rasping. wet the end Of towel
in cold water. bind il against the
throat and wind around the wet end
the dry. warm end OF the towel In
the morning the soreness will be re
lleved.
To alleviate n cold. go to bed With
little eucalyptus oil upon an old
handkerchief. or with a saucerful OF
the same on a table by the bed I'm
consciously inhale this during the
night aud IL will ward OF n colo OF
effect a cure when the cold is devel.
oped-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
A sIIpLE EXPERIMENT.

Cut two slips of paper long enough
for each 10 encircle the outside of q
bottle, leaving an uncovered space be
tween the slips. Fasten them in place
by a thread and then wrap a piece of
twine around the uncovered glass be
tween the strips.
To one end OF the twine tie a nail or
some convenient hook. Hold the other
end with one hand and with the other
move the bottle quickly backward and
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
He Got Them All.

The president of certain athletic
club in Baltimore which has a fond
ness for amateur exhibitions OF the
manly art tells Of the trials ~ an
Irish boxer imported from Philadel.
pbia TO meet n local artist.
1tappears that the Philadelphia man
was getting the worst Of the argument
when one Of his friends whispered in
his ear:
Brace up. old man. and stop some
Of them blows"
stop 'cmT murmured the unfortu-
nate man. DO you see amy Of thin
si.tin' by -lIarpers Weekly
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
USE For PEACH BASKETS.

At the season OF the year when so
many large sized peach baskets are
being thrown away or perhaps burned,
one can utilize one or more Of them in
useful manner, as shown in the ac-
companying illustration. Remove every
other stave from n good basket and
turn the basket as shown over n dish
,f water intended for the fowls. A
large stone placed OIL top OF the basket
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
.RRnTHER. WHO KNOCKS"

Two players are blindfolded and SIT
down back TO back. Another player
creeps to them and taps one of them
gently on the head. The child that is
so touched asks the other biinGfolded
one:
Brother. who knocks
II il guesses who il was, the knock
er" must take its place.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17

after suffering from severe dyspepsia
over twelve years and using many rene
dies without permanent good l fnsi Y
took Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t did ne
so much good recommend II to eveYy-
onne," writee E. Watkins, Clerk ard
Recorder, Chhlicothe, Mo. II diges.
what you eat. T. r. Parker, Olneyvil.e.
Centerdale Pharmacy, Centerdale.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17

forward. This is done in order that the
twine my rub upon the exposed glass
between the paper bands. This action
will shortly cause the surface OF the
glass 10 heat. After IL is well heated
drop some cold water on IL. Now, by
a short stop. you may break the bc<tle
in half so evenly that there will not he
one Jagged place In the entire circle OF
the break.
But OF what use Is this bit OF appar-
entity superfluous knowledge Wen,
suppose. for instance. the glass stopper
in your cologne bottle df you are
girb got stuck and refused TO bulge.
All you have TO do TO dislodge the stop
per is TO wind 4 heavy cord around the
neck, get some one 10 pull one END iaut'
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
NURTURING A CHEERFUL SPIRIT

NURTURING A CHEERFUL SPIRIT
Lucky was the patient in Cedarville
who could secure the services or
"Aunty" Bond as his nurse but he
must make up his mind that while all
his wants would receive due attention
and he would have fair amount OF
coddling, there were some things III
which he could not count on having
his own way.
Now you just take that look of
your face, won't you" she half
coaxed, half-commanded a man who
was recovering from pneumonia. You
aren't half as sick as you were month
ago: let your thoughts dwell on that,
and let 'em dwell on this: There's lots
o. folks outdoors a-falling from the
tops o. buildings and getting run into
and over by automobiles and contrap-
tions OF all sorts, besides those that
are yielding TO temptation o various
kinds and being sent TO jail, and then
to state prison. And while all these
dreadful things are going on outside,
what is happening 10 you? You are
getting well at home, in peace and
plenty, and what's more, in as hand
some a walnut bedstead as there is in
all Cedarville!
"You let your mind dwell on these
things a minute, and then you turn
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17
First Hotel Elevator.

In the Fifth Avenue Hotel. New YorL,
city, in 1899, was placed the first pas-
Senger elevator. and III the place where
II is situated there is to-day a notice
10 that effect
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17

take hold of the other end yourself
and work the neck mildly 10 and fro
IN the string, just as yoa did in the
first experiment. This continued fric-
ton will cause the neck OF the bottle
TO become so hot that 10 will expand,
and the glass stopper will be loosened
enough to allow II 10 be pulled out
without further trouble,-New York
Evening Mail.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17

In the days Of the commonwealth
Christmas was threatened VITA e..
tinCtion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-17

over and 60 to sleeI."--Youth's Com
panion.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09
Talking By Mail.

Now comes the phonopostal, which
records and reproduces the voice on
postal-card-shaped piece of pasteboard
a common %pbonograph makes tbt
record with a sapphire pointed stylus
This graves deeply an easily spread.
impressionsble material, calico
''sonorine, on the surface OF the
card. The sounds are written spirally,
beginning at the edge and continuing
in a narrowing curve which ends IN Q
little circle no bigger than a ten-cent
piece. "Sonorine" IS healthy enough
to survive rough usage in the
mails. A "phonocard"-how quickly
language grows in these days!-will
hold, say, eighty words. 1t Il
expected to take the place Of the
illustrated postal card, which is
becoming too ancient for this highly
modern world.-"With the Process
sion." Everybody's Magazine for
December.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

The union OF New Mexico and
Arizona preliminary to their admis-
sion as one state is not to be justified
in the fippant manner in which the
president treats the subject in his
message. The people Of the two
territories do not want single state,
hood. The interests Of the terri.
tories are not Identical. New Mexico
will always be pastoral and agricul-
tural. Arizona is or will be almost
exclusively given to mining, lumber.
ing and ultimately manufacture
More than half Of the inhabitants Of
New Mexico are M~exicans. The labor
will always be Mexican. The people
Of Arizona are nearly all American.
Both Of the territories are very much
more populous than some Of the
states Of long standing. There is nc
reason why the wishes Of the people
should be disregarded except insure
against a possibility Of two democratic
senator's,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Hard times are wide spread in
Europe, In Spain and Italy crop
failure has produced great suffering
In Russia both political and industrial
conditions have been at their worst
for three years. In Germany the
agrarians have had control Of the
legislative branch Of the 60 eminent
for several years and have imposed
tariff duties in the interest Of the
farmers to the great dissatisfaction
OF townspeople. 10 Austria both
political and industrial conditions are
alarming, and it is feared that the
death Of the emperor, which is likely
to happen shortly, may be the signal
for a bloody revolution. England is
at the lowest ebb industrislly
There is more poverty, suffering aud
lack OF employment than at any
other time for a hundred and fifty
years. The unemployed Of London
have for months been making
threatening demonstrations and
demanding that they be set to work
upon some government undertaking
United States, Canada and Mexico
seem to be the exceptions among the
nations, Ia these counties unusual
prosperity is being enjoyed. Those
who have hard and fast theories as to
the causes Of these conditions find 20
support for their theories in the cases
presented. The United States has
the gold standard and high tariff
Mexico has the silver standard and
moderate tariff. Canada has gold
standard and moderate tariff.
England has free trade aud gold
standard. Germany, Russia aud
Austria have gold standard and high
tariff.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09
C~hirOpractic, the Natural Method Of
Adjusting The Cause, Nature
Curing All Ailments.

By relieving the pressure on the
nerves it frees them, thereby permit.
ting all injurious matter TO be thrown
out Of the body. The eaHJe is treated,
not the effect. Since the attention
Of the people Of Lexington and
vicinity was first called to Chlro-
p%ractic, the new method Of adjust
log the cause of disease without
the use of knife or drugs, as much
interest has been awakened in 1t as
prevails elsewhere, where It is better
Known and where in hundreds Of
cases cures have been effected which
were little short OF miraculous
The ChiropracUor d. usts and re-
moves the cause of disease. He does
not treat the effect. The Chiroprac-
tor claims that the seat Of all disease
is to be found in the %vertebrae of the
spine, and the cause is the abnormal
position Of one or more of the verte
hrae, thereby bringing about some
kind Of ailment or disease In that
portion Of the body to which d is the
function of that particular nerve to
supply nerve force. A decrease in
the quantity Of nerve force is at one
followed by a diminished circulation
of the blood to such an extent that
the impurities and poisons cannot be
carried off, and the affected parts are
attacked by disease. The Chiroprac-
tor adjusts with his hands and re
leases the nerve from pressure, thus
enabling the part to receive normal
amount Of nerve force and circulation
w. H. Reynolds, the Chiropractor,
has given quite a number Of adjust
ments since locating in Lexington
and a great deal of interest has been
manifested in the work he is doing
A case Of rheumatism which he
handled successfully after other
methods had repeatedly failed was
that of Mike Cahill who had suffered
for a number Of years. Next Wednes.
day W. a. Reynolds will give a free
demonstration at his office OF the
method Of adjusting the cause of dis.
ease by C%hiropractic, freely explain.
ing the new science and at the same
time treat free all who desire it,
W, H. REYNOLDS,
Office over Kriehn & Wilker's Dry
Goods Store. Office hours 1912 a. m.
1:SO-5:30 p. m.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09
TORTURE OF A

The story of the torture of Rev. o.
d. Moore, pastor of the Baptist church
of Harpersville, N. Y, will interest
you. He says: 81 suffered agonies,
because of a persistent cough, resulting
from the grip. 1 had to sleep sitting
up in bed. l tried many remedies,
without relief, until / took DR.. King'G
New Discovery tor Consumption
Coughs and Colds, which entirely
cured my cough, and saved me from
consumption" A grand cure fol
diseased conditions OF Throat and
Lungs. At Crenshsw & Young
druggist; price SOC and 81 90, guvran.
teed. Trial bottle free. l2.2m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Balfour has resigned the premier.
ship of England and Sir Henry
CAMPBELL annerman has been asked
to try to form a cabinet. For years
and years Sir Henry was the stormy
petrol Of the British parliament. he
was a sort Of Albert ]. Beverage and
John James Ingalls, combined, He
delighted in trough house" like a
little boy, He never minded getting
the worst Of 1t 10 violent debates, so
he got into the fray. 10 recent years
he has settled down somewhat, and
after the stagnant calm Of Balfour'S
administration the country seems to
welcome Sir Henry.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Representative Lloyd, Of Missouri,
has introduced a bill in Congress pro.
viding for a joint resolution submit.
ting to The states for ratification an
amendment to the constitution under
which senator's would be elected by a
direct vote of the people. Such a
bill has passed the house every year
for eleven years but has always has
always failed In the senate. Mr..
Lloyd hopes that it may pass the
senate this year.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

The newspapers generally are much
amused at the behavior of the Kansas
City Stars Congressman Ellis, who
has asked Speaker Cannon for a place
on the Rivers and Harbofs Commit.
tee, or If this is impossible then the
Appropriations Committee, or If this
may not be-, the Postofices and Post
roads Committee. OF course Ellis
stands about as much chance Of being
chosen Pope Of Rome as of getting on
any of these committees.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Sam B. Cook got judgement last
week against the Globe. Democrat for
$3.50, 600 damages and has a case
against the Post Dispatch set for
trial Ia Boone county this month in
which he claims 800, 600 damages.
II he collects thej sum Of the judg-
ments be will be able to get along for
a few years without the good will Of
the daily press.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

S. G. Neale, formerly proprietor Of
the Higginsville Leader, afterward
secretary to Congressman Hamlin,
has gone back into the newspaper
business and will edit the Sweet
Springs Herald. Mr.. Neale was a
successful newspaper man, and it is
believed by his friends that he will
do well with the Herald, giving the
people Of Sweet Springs and vicinity
a useful newspaper and securing for
himself a proper return for his efforts
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Henry Watterson says that sooner
or later the tariff issue will do for the
republican party what the slavery
issue did for the democratic party
years ago. Undoubtedly the time is
coming when the question OF tariff
reform will take on a moral aspect
and when the republican party will
have to choose between Drawing a
moral uprising and deserving the
patrons whom it has served for a
price.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09
Farms For Sale.

Having more land than l can con.
v%eniently look after outside of thi,
state, l will sell one or two Of my
farms in Lafayette county, wei.
located for schools and CHURCHES,
Of said farms near Dover and two
near H~igginsville, ranging 10 sizC
from $50 TO 200 acres each. Will sci
at $40 per acre less than my neigh.
bors with 90 better soil.
RYLAND 1CDHUNTER,
lO-lOtf Lexington, Mo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Zapon, the paper preservative Of DR..
Schill, Of Dresden, is a solution Of
ditrated c~ellulose in amyl acetate or
like cheap solvent. Brushed with the
liquid and dried, the paper becomes
coated with a thin film, which resist:
rain, sweat and various fumes, as well
as mold, bacteria and hard usage.
The treated paper, unaltered in APP.
p%earance, still takes ink or pencil
writing.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

The president has appointed Frank.
lin Lane Of San Francisco to fill the
place of former Governor Fifer Of
Illinois on the Interstate Commerce
Commission. Lane is said to be a
Roosevelt democrat, whatever that is.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

The governor has appointed Andrew
Maroney, formerly his assistant in
the prosecutors office, to succeed
Richard HanlUn on the Board Of
Police Commissioner OF st. Louis.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Rough skin and cracked hands are
not only cured by DeyYitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, but an occasional applicA-
ton will keen the skin soft and
smooth. Best for eczema, cuts, burns,
boils, etc. The genuine DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve affords immediate
relief in all forms of blind, bleeding
itching and %protruding piles. Sold by
Crenshaw & Young. 19-9m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Albert Shelby and Lawrence W.
Lemon, cadets In W. M. A. left
Friday morning for Ft. Leavenworth
to take examination for places on the
Philippine %conStabulary force. Cadet
Shelby is a son Of Forest Shelby of
this county and Cadet Lemon is from
Illinois,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Governor LaFollette has decided to
accept the s%enatorship from Wiscou.
sin He will resign the go%vernorship
during the present special session of
the legislature, which be called to
enact some special railroad legislation,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Congressman William Lorrlmer, Of
Illinois, is author of a bill which he
introduced in Congress Monday to
deepen the Mississippi river between
the mouth Of the Chicago drainage
canal and the Gulf Of Mexico to four
teen feet. He has estimated the
cost at S9l, 900. 600.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Mrs. D. T. Bogie returned from
Higginsville Thursday evening. She
was accompanied by her little niece,
Courtney Hamlin Thornton.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Mrs. Lizzie Womack, who has be
visiting her daughter Miss Helen
the Lexington Ladies College, W
to Kansas City Wednesday evenil
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09
For the Rest of Mankind

Table Lioene at Nc. A., 5ocJ75c. poe, $LOO and>$1.25 per yard,
Napkins to match at almost any price,
Linen piece of Nczlcan Drawn Work, 25c, SOC, 75c, slOO, $3.50,
$500 and $3.50.
Linen Tray Cloths. Lunch Cloths, Dresser Scarfs, White Bed
Spreads, Colored Bed Spreads, Towels, Ladies' Sweaters,
Ladies' Shirt Waists, Blankets, Comforts, Rugs, &c.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09

Hannibal is to name its new sixty
thousand dollar hotel Mark Twain.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-09
Suitable for Ladies and
Children.

We have Stock Collars and TurnOyerS at 15c, 25c, 35c,
soc, 75c, 81, SIPS, $3.50, and $I.75.
Handkerchefs at SC, IOc, I5c, zoe, 25c, 35c, SOC,
and 75c.
Gloves and Mittens at Zoe, 15c. 25c, SOC, 75c, $1.OO,
and $I.25.
Handkerchief, in beautiful boxes, for children at l5c
and Csc box.
Silk ShawIS, Breakfast ShawlS, Long ShawlS and Square
ShawIS, Aprons, Fancy Combs, Shopping Bags.
Furs for ladies at 81 100, I.5O, $50, $50, 500, 900,
ZOO, 900 and 10. 90.