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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-07-14
LEWIS AND CLARK E EXPOSITION

LEWIS AND CLARK EXPOSITION
Portland, Oregon, will be open
continually from June /, 1905 to
October IS, 1905, one hundred and
thirty -eeven 6sys. The short line
to Portland is via the Union Pacific.
This route gives you 200 miles along
the beautiful Columbia river, trip
to Portland and the Northwest with
out change, aud a chance to visit
Yellowstone Park. Returning from
Portland via California. Inquire
Of 81. f. Carter, T. P. A., Omaha,
Neb. -4 = ,.-s:.*
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LECTURE.

~ Alecture by Prof. A. johnson Of
the faculty of the University Of Col
.orado on the subject, t'The Garden
OF the Gods; A Sermon by the Gre
ator's own Hand, !" will be given at
the Swedish Lutheran church on
Friday, July 14th at 8 p. m. Admis-
sion will be Csc for adults and 1oc
for children. STIR
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-07-14
COMPANY 1: ATTENTION.

"A meeting will be held at Mason
ic hall, Worthington, Monday even
ing July "a, 1905 at SIP. m, to meet
Capt. A. Schaefer Of Rushmore and
perfect the preliminary organiza-
ton of a company of the Minnesota
National Guard. Men of good char
acter and sound physique between
ages Of 10 and 45 are eligible for en-
listment. A. r. Albertus
e. T. Topper
.~r s. s. Smith 7.3t
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-07-14

WANTED-Brown Bros. Co., Ro
chester, N. Y. introducers of the
Baby Rambler ever blooming hardy
rose, want men and women to repre-
sent them in the sale of their high
class fast selling stock. Soliciting
only no delivering. Cash weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-07-14
:. A GIRL HUNG

Onto her fathers neck when she
saw those Wiss scissors and the new
SNOW Bali 'xasshinlgI 4 machine at Bar
ber's stors.sa Bsrl father bought her
|eel aesa1aes aad a a slladdsps dne
now. e IS +,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-07-14

Wanted A good energetic man
to sell our goods in Worthington.
Steady work ana good chances for
right party. For further particulars
address Grand Union Tea Co., 312
s., Front St., Mankato, MINI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-07-14

WANTED-Manager for New
Branch OF our business here in
Worthington, write promptly, with
references, The Morris Wholesale
House, Cincinnati, Ohio. ~.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
A Rnd Eit.

An English tourist in the Highlands
tells the following amusing story. He
was travelling one day last summer by
rail In the North Of Scotland, and at
one Of the stations four farmers en-
tered the train. They were all big,
burly men and completely filed up the
seat on the one side Of the compart-
ment. At the next station the carriage
door opened TO admit tall, cadaverous
individual with about the girth Of a
lamp-post. He endeavored to wedge
himself In between two Of the farmers,
and. finding 1t difficult operation, he
said to one of them: Excuse me, sir,
but you must move up a bit! Each
seat Is intended to accommodate FIVE
persons, and according to act of Par
lament you are only entitled to eight
cen inches OF space" AYE, aye, my
friend" replied the farmer, that's a.
very guild for you that's been built that
way; but ye Gamma blame me II
ha'ena been construckit according to
act of Parliament
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

hats and put them on to the horses the
animals would be much more comfort.
able during the summer,
If 1t il not possible to buy one Of
these hats, the old-style straw hats
may be readily fashioned to at the
horse. As the crowns are shaped some
what different from the bought hats,
sponge would not stay In position,
but In its place a number OF large
leaves-leaves from a grapevine would
do--moistened with water. would as.
sist In keeping the head OF the horse
cool. This appliance could be readi.
ly attached to the bride with tapes.
The illustration shows how an ordi-
nary straw hat may be fashioned for
the horse.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
stookhroknrn nnd Inrie.-

A prominent New York stockbroker
says: 'The newspapers do not get
wind Of even a small fraction Of the
suits brought against brokers because
OF MISUNDERSTANDING between us and
our customers. Ninety-nine custom
efs out of every hundred think we rob
them when they lose their money in
the market and give us no credit when
they win. We do our hardest to settle
all suits out OF court, for there is not
a jury on earth that viii find a verdict
for a stock broker. Why? Simply be-
cause every juror has been scorched
now and then in the marAet and holds
a grudge against all brokers. New
York Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
Protection for Cows.

Many farmers are in the habit OF
permitting their cows to stay on the
pasture through the night; we prefer
the plan of having them in the well
ventilated and quite cool barns where
they can be groomed II necessary and
the milking done with greater comfort
to both mllker and animal. If, how.
ever, one thinks best to leave them
or tlv~ pasture all night, some sort of
protection should be provided 80 that
in case a heavy storm comes I'D they
will not be made miserable.
Vetch Does Well on Poor, Sandy Soil.
Neither alfalfa nor the common clov.
ers will make "catch" In very loose,
sandy gound. The sand vetch (vicia
villosa) is a biennial legume which
does well on poor, sandy soils, forms
cover OF thick matted stems foot
or so high and self-seeds literally. Ii
Is recommended that this vetch be
sown in the spring, mixed with rye at
the rate of one bushel to the acre. II
the vetch and rye mixture be started
first 1t may then be possible to SOW
Canada blue grass broadcast In the
fall.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
The one-Man Farm.

There are many farms throughout
the country that are being operated
with much labor and with but little
profit. In some cases this is because
help cannot be obtained properly to
handle it-or because one man is spread
ing his energy and material In
the fertilizing line over too great an
area, In all rather thickly settled Sec
tons the small farm is the profitable
one. On such farm one can raise
the bulk of the living for the family
for one horse and one COW with a few
swine and plenty of poultry, and still
have enough land left to grow small
fruits and some vegetables for money
crops.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
NothinrD Doing.

"Now tnat have sold you a policy"
said the insurance agent, II will make
you an interesting proposition. Give
me some letters of introduction to peo.
pie you know and will give you half
my commission on every one of them
/ land"
"My dear manr' cried the new pol
icy holder. II haven't an enemy on
earthw--Newark News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
An Easy jon.

Big Chief .iIIs,Job had met
with an accident while securing the
plains and Il was necessary for the army
surgeon TO amputate his leg. After a
time the missing limb was replaced by
q wooden one, and meeting him later the
doctor said.
How do you like your wooden leg. old
nanT
"Ughw responded Scared-of- -TIis-Io OBJ.
"Injun llkum heap much. Injun Iikum
you makum all wood"
Make you all woodr' querisd the M.
ID. In surprise. what forT"
"injun make heap money then" an.
swered the noble red man. "Getum job
standum In front OF cigar store. uEhr'
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
Practical Cow stall.

The great principle that makes this
stall practical success 10 the fencing
OF the COW back to the ditch, says E.
G. Eckert, In Pacific Homestead. The
fence A A A is put on either side OF
the post TO suit tho length Of the COW,
or for short COW can be moved To-
ward the cows head several inches BY
mailing on a four by four stud on the
post next to the COW. then putting on
the bars A. The feed box is eighteen
inches wide and the nange board in
front OF the cow seven inches high.
which. on 10 the three by three stud
ding underneath. makes the top edge
ten inches high from platform. The
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

latter is six feet six inches from the
ditch to the front end Of ave foot
posts.
The slantlng manger is three feet
from the noor OF the feed alley and
leaves an opening at the top Of eight
cen inches, where all tho feed Il placed
in the feed trough. there being sum-
cient room at A (say six inches) for
grain, ensilage or cut fodder TO pass
down. but hay, whole fodder or straw
viii not pass down. but will remain so
that the COW can eat them through the
bars (Al
The partitions between the cows are
three feet six inches apart, four feet
high and three feet six inches long
There are no partitions in front OF the
bars (A) except twelve inches above
the bottom OF the feed box. 90 that the
cut feed and grain rstions remain in
Its own cows manger. But the whole
length of the hay manger is clear from
end to end. and. II wanted, any long
fodder can be distributed In Il in good
shape The platform should drop from
manger TO ditch not less than two
inches.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

adorned during
the su m m er.
These hats are ar.
ranged so a
sponge kept moist
with water viii
lay on top OF the
head OF the horse.
held In place by
the crown Of the
hat. II farmers
would buy these
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
Garden Hints.
Keep the soil we'll stirred.

Keep the soil well stirred.
Sow winter beets and rutabaga tur-
nips.
Keep the weeds out Of the straw
berry patch.
Hoe the lima beans and train them
on the poles If necessary.
Layer the squash vines, covering the
joints with fresh earth to prevent the
borers killing them out.
For early rlpening of the tomatoes
keep the side branches trimmed Off,
and to prevent rot support the plant
by tying to stake or trellis.
Be ON the lookiut for bugs on the
melon plants, Keep the ground well
stirred and slft tobacco dust ON the
vines or cover them with mosquito net
ting.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
Source OF sunnlisa.

William" said the minister's wife,
IF you want me to repair your trousers
you'll have to 60 down town and get
some buttons"
Never mind, my dear; let 1t 20 tin
next week" replied the good man. "I'n
going to take up a collection for tha
benefit Of the heather Sunday"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

Type Of silver Laced wyandotts.
Although standing in a rather un-
natural position, this Silver Laced Wy
andotte is as good a bird as one often
meets, He has the large open lacing
so much desired in the breast and body
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
simiIar. nnr ninerant.

wife-Why, George, I'm surprised
that you should spend S. for hatI
Husband-Huh! That's nothing You
paid $12 for yours.
Wife, never did anything Of the
kind. had 1t charged to you.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

Always shake in Aliens Foot-E q powder
II cures hot, sweating, aching. swollen feet
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions AZ
AL druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen g. olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
rot Specially Interested.

"My dear girl, do you think II is
right to let that young man spend 90
much money on your
why not? l have no intention Of
marrying him."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
HeCerrainIv did.

Enpeck-Green eloped with Browns
wife yesterday. l understand.
Mrs. Enpeck-Why, thought Green
was Browns best friend.
Enpeck-Weil, didn't he prove it7
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

feathers. but is rather light in neck
and saddle for a high scoring show
bird. This fowl, bred and owned by
John @. Jodrey, Of Massachusetts,, was
prize winner at the last Boston
show. This is popular breed among
Western poultry fanclers, who, how
ever, do not fully indorse the type fol-
lowed by Eastern breeders.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
The Same Boat.

Bess-Charlie, will you tell me what
time it is? I've left my watch at my
aunt's.
Charie-Awfully sorry, but l can't.
I've left mine at my uncle s.-Detroit
Free Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

TITQ Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
TIbo amer first days Of DR. Kline Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free S2 trial bottle and treatise
d. H. ii. Kline, Lad, s5l Arch ST.. Philadelphia Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

Nothing more detestahle does the earth
produce than an ungrateful man.-An-
sonius.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

Mothers will find Mrs. winsiow's Hoothfnm
Syrup the best remedy to use for their childreA
during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
sI.aying By" the Corn.

II " q common practice among corn
growers to LAY corn by" When the
season Is an exceptionally good one
and when the soil is free from weeds
seed corn may be laid by with no evil
results In a dry season or a wet sea.
son or where weeds and vines grow
rapidly and In untold numbers, laying
corn by lie entirely out OF the question.
To lag corn by too often means to let
the weeds alone, or II may mean TO
let the surface crust cake, crack open
and through the maturing season al.
low the much needed moisture to leaTe
through surface evaporation. II pos
sible get the cornfeld free Of weeds
and vines, and after the hard rains OF
June and early July are over and tho
summer drought sets In run through
tue corn once or twice with a shallow
working tool. II leaves the surface
level. prevents surface washing and
conserves the moisture Weeds re-
quire moisture. When they grow In
corn they feed upon the same plant
food, take the same moisture that the
corn plant feeds upon. Should there
be a shortage Of either plant food or
moisture, the weed gets its part and
lets the corn plant 90 hungry and
thirsty.
This is very critical period In the
life of the corn plant II II IL tended
well, IL II Is to make its largest yields
the work must be done at once. De-
lay means loss. Be ready for the rush
when the rains cease.-w. B. Ander-
son. in indianapolis News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
rHE DAISY rLY KILLEn destroy.

destroys all the
tiies and affords
comfort tnessry
homeln Ia dining
room, sleeping
room aud all
places where
flies are trouble
some. Clean.
meat and will
no, aolloFinlu
anything. Try
them once and
IL not kept by
- ~
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28
etraw H.ts Sor Hor...

Straw Hats for Horses.
Those who are familiar with city
life have noticed the straw hats with
which horses doing heavy work are
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-09-28

II is OF no use 10 think that contin-
uous crops can be produced without
continuous effort. When one crop is
taken or the soil must be dug as deep
" as In the firSt instance and fertilizer
used as for the first crop.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-26
Back at Work Aqaln.

Buffalo. N. Y. May 22nd.-(Spe-
ciaD-Crippled by Kidney Disease TIL
he could not stand on his feet for the
hours required Mt his trade. F. II.
Mclean. 90 East Ferry ST.. this city.
had to quit work entirely. Now he's
back at work again and he does no.
hesitate 10 give the credit to Dodd's
Kidney Pills.
Yes" Mr.. Mclean says II was too
bad. had to quit. could not stand
on my feet for the necessary hours.
1t was Kidney Disease ! had. and n
friend advised me to try Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. I did so and after using
six boxes am completely cured and
nm working rs steadily as before !
was sick. recommend Dodd's Pills
to any one afflicted with Kidney trcu'
Bile"
There Is no form OF Kidney Disease
Dodd's Kidney Pills will not euro
They always cure Bright's Disease
the most most advanced and deadly
stage OF Kidney Disease.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-26
Automotor Cars.

The International Railway Congress
NJ It's recent meeting in Washington
considered the use OF automotors and
in Its resolutions declares that cSpcr-
Iments with this class OF vehicles
should be continued.
1T may be expected" the conclu-
slons say. that from now on automo-
bile cars and automotors hauling trail.
crs will constitute n valuable means OF
transportation which on some lines
Will have n great future. Owing to the
saving In the number OF employees rc.
lulrcd, the probable reduction In cost
OF maintenance. the material reduction
In the cost OF traction and better util-
iEltIon OF rolling stock and the smaller
extent OF station installations required.
Il will be possible materially to reduce
the cost OF working lines with little
traffic. and Will. In the cases OF other
lines. result In n material improve
mcnt In the working OF some classes
OF service. Their use will certainly cf.
feet change In the system OF opera.
ton In the case OF n great number OF
lines and appears to have n real fu.
ture before It
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-26

clans prescription, and contains the fol.
lowing mona alcoholic ingredients:
Lady's Slipper tCypripediun Pubescensl
Black Cohosh tClmLeifupd Rdcemosa).
Unicorn root (ChdmPtirium Liitsurgl,
Blue Cohosh( (CdulOphyllum ThdlfctrotIes)
Golden Seal lHvdrastis Cdaddsnsts).
Scientifically prepared by experienced
chemists A. tho Laboratory Of the
tion. Buffalo. n. Y.
DIR. Pierce does not claim for his -Fa-
yorite Prescription that 1t Is . "cure-all.s
1t Is recommended as a most perfect
specific for woman's peculiar ailments.
So uniform are tho results which follow
the use of this remarkable remedy, that
II can be truly affirmed OF "Favorite Pre-
scriptlon that II allrdys helps and almost
ai,rdys cures. Ninety-eight per cent. OF
the women who give this medicine fair
and faithful trial arc cured and remain
cured.
1t Is y powerful lnvigorating tonic, i'm
parting health and strength In particular
to the womb and Its appcndaHes. Tho
local, womanly health Is so Intimately
diseases OF tho delicate womaniy organs
are cured the whole body gains IN health
and strength. For weak and sickly
women who are "worn-out," rundown
work in store. office or schooiroom, who
sit at the typewriter or sewing machine.
or bear heavy household burdens, Dr.
PIerce's Favorit0 Prescription will prove
a priceless benefit because OF Its health
restoring and strongth.glying power.
The Poor
Il want to tell you OF the great improve
msns ia my health heal since taking Ak SSuI r.vos:
s fsrr.,' 4, u When bersn Il Il. a:s 1fsn @s. 2.
physical wreck and had despaired OF ever
having good health again. Could not sit up
all day. ! noted u grcat improysment before
the nr,t bottle was all used. Was suffering
with almost every pain that q woman Is SUBJ
iect to: had Inflammation OF tho ovaries.
painful and suppressed periods. and other
symptons OF female disease. After taking
siS bottles OF 'fayorits Prescription felt
like a new person. Can ride horseback and
lax. all kinds OF exercise aad not feel tired
FEEL CRANKY Case Of constipation.
A man or woman who neglccts constipa-
lion suffers from slow poisoning. Doctor
Fi.rce's Pleasant Pellets cure constipa-
lion. Ono little pellet" Is n gentle
aNatIv". and two mild esthartlc
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-26

ono woman in twenty-five but what
suffers with some arrangement of the
fesiaie organism, and this is the secret
of so many unhappy homes.
No woman can be aminble, light
hearted and happy, JOY to her hus-
band and children. and perform the
duties incumbent upon her. when she Is
suffering with baclsnche. headache,
nervousness, slecplessneSs. bearing.
down pains. displacement OF the womb.
spinal weakness or ovarian troubles.
Irritabllity and snappy retorts take
the place OF plcasantness, and nll sun
shine II driven out of the home. and
lives are wrecked by woinan's great
en.my-womb trouble
Read this letter:
Dear Mrs Pinkhnm:-
- was trnubl~'i for eight years with lrreyu.
laritlss which brok- down my hoalth and
bFouEht on extreme n~rNuttsneSs ani d.sron-
denry. Lydia y Pinkham's Vegetable Com
po,insi proy.si 10 L. the only MEDICINE which
h.lr-si mo Day by day imprON .I la health
Will. taking IL until was entirely curd.
can attend u my social AMI household tlu,..s
AMI thoroughly enjoy life oner mnrc, ns LYDIA
y Pinkhains Vegetable ofnpnlnl has made
in- n well woman. without an seh- or a pain
Mrs ChsSi.- Curry. IL Saratoga Stn'si,
East Boston. MaSs.
At tn. first ia6ication OF III health.
painful or irregular mcnstruation.
pain In tn, side. headache. b.clsnehc,
b.arIng-down pains. nervousness or
eth. blues" secure at once a bottle of
Lydia y. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound End bcsin its aso-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-26
WHAT his EXPERIENCE PROVED.

In tho early sixties It was usually the
duty OF q practlciny physician to ride
many miles every day on his regular
round Of visits upon his patients. In
those days young man who had received
a splendid medical training In one OF the
best medical colleges of that day was nc.
customed TO ride ten, twenty or thirty
miles or more visiting the sick and
afflicted. His success was soon phenom-
cnal. Doctors and families called him for
consultation to towns at considerable dis
tanccs by rail. One Of his specialtlcs was
tho cure OF those distressing diseases OF
women. lie had early discovered that
by combining tho vegetable extract Of
the following medicinal plants In Just the
right proportion without the use of al, y
hol-his prescription invariably cured
such cases, Later, In order to place this
remedy before the public Ia shape easily
To be procured, he established a labora-
tory at Buffalo. y. Y, where regularly
qualified chemists were put In charge 10
accurately prcpar" his prescription and
put IL IN shap. for shipment to all parts
Of tho United States. This remedy. which
he named DIR. Pierc.'s Favorita Prcscrlp-
tIon. Il not patent medicine In tho
common acceptanc. of the term, but n
tonic for women. and regular phvsi-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-26
Mars PeopIed BY Farmers.

MARS Is inhabited" The fact is
proved. according to Prof. Robert w.
PrentIss of Rutgers College. by the
straight lines on the surface OF the
planet. which. he says. are fertilized
areas OF land instead of huge canals.
as heretofore believed by astronomers.
These views. which are tho results Of
his scientific researches. he set forth
recently In a stereopticon lecture held
under the auspices Of the board OF ed
ucation at Fifty-ninth street and Park
avenue.
He said that nearly the entire sur
face OF the planet Mars was desert
land. and that through the wastes
were many straight lines. which he
believed were strips OF land, cultivated
by intelligent people.-New York
World,