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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01

fused. I would set . slow matca On
every oil vessel. and have the crews
get In skins and pull for the opposite
shore. and when the oil got on Gre
and rolled up all over Gibraltar. and
burned every living thing. would
throw water from the fire department
boat OF the rock. and she would split
open and roll all owe the prairie. aud
then I would bury the cremated dead
out on the desert and seek ether
worlds to conquer. like Alexander the
Great. But don't be afraid. won't
do II unless they make me mad. but
you watch my smoke II they peck On
your little Hennery too much. when he
grows up.
But I haven't any kick coming about
Gibraltar. cause they treated dad and
! all right. and the commander detailed
an ensign To show us all through the
fortress. Now don't get an ensign
mixed up with a unique. such rs showed
us through the Turkish harem. An
English ensign Is Just n different
from a Turkish unique as you can
Imagine. Every man to his place.
- - " -
'ou o"uiuh teach u iufhisn UNIQUE
now y" sno" N'si'ors arouhu an Ehg
Isn Iot,ress. ana an hhslish ensign IN
a Iurkisn harem "ons brins on a
wotias var Tue are No ainereh''
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All was ''en, as DAY from electric 'ish,'
anu We sa" ammunition enough ="
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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01

d.s.Goyrrhof Of Wisconsin. Former Ed
itof VI "pc,L's sun. Author Of
rcck's Had Boy" Etcb
COPY rigtt. isd. ~ Joseph u. Bowts)
Gibraltar. IN 81 pain and England
Ny Dear Foster Uncle; II seems good
to get new here that yoa can heat
the English language spoken by ihf
irish. and the English soldiers AT,
nearly all irish when yoa think o,
the way the British government treat.
the Irish. aud then you look N while
an ORDERLY sergeant calls the roll Of O
company and Ind that nine out OF ten
answer to Irish names. and only one
out Of ten has the cockney accent. you
feel that the Irish ought To rule Eng
land. and an ORourke or IN O'Shan.
messy should take the place OF kim
Edward. II makes a boy who was
brought up In an Irish ward In Amer.
tea feel like he "a at home tu mix
~iih British soldiers who come from
the old sod
Dad says that there IL never mn
army anywhere In tn. world. except
the armies ~ Russia and japan. thi,
the braves men are - answering tu
Irish names. and always ON the al.
ynnce ia a nghi. or In the rear when
there Ia y retreat. bad says that
In our " army and when the north aad
south wcre fighting. the Irish boys
wer. The fellows who saved the day.
They wanted TO fght nights and sun.
day. and never struck for an eight.
hour iay. or union wages. when the
Nighttime was over. and soldiers were
sick OF discouraged. and respondent
IN Irish soldier would come aiong
ma,h" ON crutphcs. or with n bullet In
his lunards and tell funny stories and
make The discouraged fellows laugh In
fpit. " themselves. and when another
ffht vas on YOU had to tie the wound
ci irish soldiers 10 their cots In the
hospital. OF put them In Jail. To keep
them from forgetting their wounds
and euinr 10 the from, for onc more
hrht Dad says n there was an Irish
nation with al army and navy. the
whole world would have to combine to
whip them and yet the nation that
his the control OF the Irish people
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
About Corset.

Corsets are a good deal like shoes
they Should not be large, but should be
veil ft'ed. The correct corset is a good
brace ard support for a woman, and It Ia
llubdub To fancy that a good. we'll fitting
corset Is Injurious. Women no longer
lace themselves until they look like
wasps In %petticoats. The best corseis
nowadays are very large about the waist,
but snug over the hips and abdomen,
where a woman should b. supported.
Any woman who knows how 10 dres Is
capable OF taking a deep long breath
without hindrance. All gowns are msd,
no h a there Is no discomfort about ths
waist
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
SUMNER HoUsEPLANTs
Al Plants Need a'sessoh'hf R.., and
Those for Winter Mast No;
Bloom In Summer.

iee amateur pant Sro~er oiVeh
Ices ho' KNOW eSa'uy WHAT W 40
WIN het muse piah's ih SUMMER one
Knows something ought 70 De uone'
put Just VIVA measures =" lake IS
Sonunuium As a mat,er OF TACT '"e
'~feauhheh, mus depeho some'hihk On
'ne una OF plants ano ~nAt Is expect
" Vi 'neM'
u Is Aromatic that All plants re-
quire q season OF rest u We 10 NOT
give ", they axe A. u We want
plants To grow and bloom out of their
normal season We must arrange 'hat
'ney shali rest during their usnai ~
''ou OF sruwih'
ohe method OF giving mem q resi- Is
10 place them on u shaded N'ran'a
anu give them w1l.r enough Ia Keep
'h'ui ahNe but not ehnush 10 cn'uuF
y srowtn. Another nat Is usually
tore To he recommended as cmlodyinr
the best results. Is to pot the plants
IN as small pots as will admit the
r"o.- "'hout cruslllAS u piuns' '
~ pup Tue pot up 10 I'M rim III IN"
earuen or border. The pots ia not
Dc iuil OF SOL "hen plunged. because
'ne plants must be "aicred Just as "
,neS were on q stand. About every
Two months or citener gro"th
seems To require IT. they should b" re-
pot'eu IN pots an in'h or 30 larger. to
give tue new oot q To develop
anu snorn " hont'shmcnt Plnch
ou' MI ho~er.hudsi you are WORKING
10 oeVe'op " plant u" give MOVERS later
hhd must 20 ALLOW II To waste ia en-
'rs''s IN oioom 'rh u become ap-
lareh' iroSi WIZ rp'n be dne, tivc
men u hhaI rhIt into the pots In
NnI'n 'hey are |" grow thr"uRh me
Nlh'e'' 'u' ON IN r'ots mat rave
Crown out tnroush 10" DRAINAGE mole
'nu shorten IN the plants " necessary
10 give mem symmetrical form. Plac"
IN riaf1' for a Zine. transfer 70 n
nte''ss room u liier IN ire place
-ncy are 10 occupy ihroush inc winter
mus 'neS VIII sun.r u" chech IN
usn-ne'''ncH
Many plant IN IN" open fronnd In
nave gnp"n ana blnssnmed fhfough
u season expecting mem n Keep
on "nln. the sam" thrnush D q WIN
Ter iheS Won't do IT, Aft"r they are
'ahoh UP inc leaves VIII turn yeiio"
ahi 'aH aud the s;ilks VIII be bage
hnh nh-ishtly " VIII TAKE nearly nI
"ln,rt nei"fe ih"y wiz recover
WIN EvrahihmS' " il nest 10 f'nr'
.hp~ w w" sprung or get n young
uhi sn'all'Stl'd plant ana Frow " n
NOV" Described hrnuah IN" summer
men You ave q me lusiy plant sur"
- CIV" plenty 81 bloom Inc r"rnn-
ilm u rainier neglected ~ u nous"
pant ire foliage " hrighty green
WI lo'niihh' ana most varieties are
k'hi IN me say NJ blooming The
use fetaninnl' 'h'nsh oid.tashloned'
~ y" u" valued On 'c'nn af us sweet
'''t''' '"aV''
THOSE VINO nave palms rubber trees
AhAN az HA MhN4 IL-N - 50 a."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01

A GOOD many people. when they re,
10 tho next world. says the Bochlton
II. IT. News. viii ilud a short check
on their neck and n ~, OF harness on
them while they will BE- hlichcd on,
In tho sun. with HES bl;ing them
everywhere and their horses viii look
at them through screened wlndows aud
laugh.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
Bleaching Piano KEYS.

II Is a common belief with most per.
sons that the piano must be closed when
not In use, In order that II may not h.
Injured by dust getting inside. The ma
jority % pianos made to-day are 81 con.
strucied that dust cannot easily pene
trate them, ever when open. This care.
full closing will the keys TO turn
yellow, and for this reason. the piano
should he left open much OF the time
II Is supposed that the room In which the
piano Is kept II not allowed 20 become
very dusty. and that precautions to that
end will be taken. II, however. the keys
have become yellow. rub them with
powdered pumlce stone moistened with
water. then cover the wood work Of the
piano carefully and roll the instrument
up before a sunny window. letting the
sun shine On the keys while sim moist
This bleaching Is a slow process. and
may have to be repeated several times
before satisfactory results are obtained
Il Is claimed 10y some housekeepers thai
fe keys may be kept beautifully white
10y simply letting the sunshine rest on
the keys hour by hour day after day.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
Panama Hat School,

A central school OF ha, making and
for the cultivation and Improvement
OF tonquilla straw. has been estab-
!lshcd In the dlstric, OF Arabian ,Pan-
anal. The school IL provided tos
by government funds. and Will DO un-
der tho authority OF the minister 1t
public works.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01

Irish soldiers. but I guess they
wouldn't be there, cause they wouldn''
fight America
Well, II England ever has a big war.
and she gets ehesty about Gibraltar.
and says II Is impregnable. and de-
hes the world to take II, ! bet you ten
dollars IL could be taken In "a hours.
"a was a general, or an admiral.
would have about 20 tank steamers,
loaded with kerosene. and have them
land, innocent like. right up beside
Gibraltar. ostensibly to sell oil for
perfumery to the natives. who would
all be improved by using Kerosene on
their persons. Then ! would get on
a barrel. on deck Of my flagship. and
command the English general TO sur
render Internationally. and II he ~
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
Novel Crow. Catcher.

10 order to catch crows. which 10
40 much damage to the growing crops.
Italian farmers have taken to placing
small pieces Of meat In conlcal shaped
paper bags, and smearing the inside
OF those bags with glue. when the
bird puts his head In and hnds himself
blindfolded. he flies upward to IN In
mensc height. but falls near his start
ing place.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01

"fts wonderful" said Uncle Ailea
Sparks. TO see what can bc done with
water power these days. know .
man over In tho n.Nt county. tho
s,ingiest man that ever lived. but his
wife can get anything shc ANTS from
him BY doing a lit,lc judiclous weep
ng."-Chicago Tribune.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
As She Understood II,

II could have married any glr' I
pleased in my younger days" said the
old bachelor.
"ft's really loo bad" rcJoined the
pretty widow. that you were unable
to nnd one you could pleasc."-chlcaga
Daily News
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
He Waited No Longer.

You may refuse me now" said the
persistent sultor. but can walt.
All things come to him who waits''
Yes" replied tho dear Girl. and
I gucs the nrst thing will DO father;
I hear him on the stairs. "-Ph!ladel.
phla Ledger.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-01
Appnrently DIDN'T Work.

Life Insurance Agcnt--My dear sir.
have you made any provision Tor those
who come after YOU
Harduppe-ies. I put the dos at the
door. aud told the servant TO say I'm
sut OF ,own.-Stray Stories.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
PUBLIC SCHOOLS CLOSE.

The Medicine Lodge Public
Schools closed the 1oo4-o5 term
last Friday. On Monday night the
grades gave an entertainment at
the opera house and last night was
commencement. The Index was
printed too early to report COM
mencement exercises.
Monday nights exercises were re-
ceived very enthusiastically and
the house was crowded. The little
people as we'll as the larger ones
showed evidence of efficient in
struction and training and every
patron of our excellent schools, who
attended the exercises, had cause to
rejoice at the success of the pupils
and teachers.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
NORTH AND SOUTH r. r. AGAIN.

Last Friday A. A. Patterson and
N. w. Clifford, the Great Bend &
Southern railroad men dropped in
to town and remained until the
following morning. They insist
that the N. and S. road is a sure
go and said they were now in a
position to put up a substan-
tial guarantee provided the proper
aid is voted. They got in little
late, however, as arrangements had
already been perfected to do busi-
ness with the Medicine Valley &
Western, and if the bonds are once
voted that settles it. Medicine
Lodge will be loaded to her full
capacity.
The gentlemen departed for Ok
lahoma Saturday noon.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
MATRIMONIAL.
cLoUGH-MAT


David A. Clough of Sharon
township and Achsah J. Mathew
of Hazelton township were united
in marriage at the M. E. parsonage
in this city last Wednesday, April
10TH, by Rev. w. H. Moore.
Mr.. Clough is one of Sharon
townships well-to-do farmers. He
owns one of the best farms in the
Sharon valley, has it well stocked
and his surroundings are the per-
sonifcation of contentment and
happiness. Mrs. Mathew, now
Mrs. Clough, is a daughter of Judge
Bell of Iowa and formerly the wife
of VIM. H. Matthews of Hazelton,
from whom she was divorced in
May, 1902, on account of extreme
cruelty. A few years ago her son
married her present husbands
granddaughter which makes her
husband her sons father and grand
father by marriage. The Index
congratulates all of the parties to
the transaction.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
sonal gain, and deny that their

sonal gain, and deny that their
purpose In doing so is to create a
disrespect for and lower the stand
ing and dignity of the Office of the
county attorney, but say that thev
have no doubt that the dignity of
said Office and the respect for the
same may not be as high at the
present time in said county of Bar
Der as should be, but these defend
ants say that if such is the fact, it
is due wholly to the failure of the
said county attorney to do his duty,
either on account of inability or a
lack OF a just appreciation of the
obligation imposed on him by the
oath of his Office.
These defendants further admit
that the said defendant, I. K.
Codding is nonresident of
said county, but deny that said de-
fendant w. H. McCague, is wholly
lIlsolyent, and further say that the
plain and adequate remedy that
the defendants in said several ac-
tions commenced by these defend
ants or attorneys aforesaid have
for righting the wrongs and injur-
les complained of in the plaintiffs S
petition is to in all respects obey
the law and the constitution of the
state of Kansas.
These defendants, for further
answer to plaintiffs petition, say
that they deny each and every allie
CATION and averment therein con-
tained, except such as have been
hereinbefore admitted, and there
fore pray that they may be hence
dismissed with their costs.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
DR.. McALLISTER'S FAMILY ARRIVES

DR.. R. E. McAllister's family ar
rived April 20, and they have al
ready begun housekeeping in the
house formerly occupied by DR..
Hammond.
DR.. McAllister is a graduate ol
the Northwestern University Den
tai School, Chicago, Ill. Ten days
after graduating he was appointed
instructor in Operative Dentistry in
that institution. We quote the
following from a letter now before
us:
beg to state that you have been
appointed to serve in the capacity
OF Demonstrator in the Operative
Clinic for the School Session of
1902 and 1908. We are desirous
of selecting the very best material
for our demonstrating force. Your
records in the school have been ex-
tremely satisfactory and we shall
be pleased to have a favorable de-
cision at your earliest possible con-
venience.
Yours Sincerely,
VIM. E. Harper,
Secretary Northwestern Univer-
sity Dental School.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
DR. BURGSoN, DENTIST.

DR.. c. E. Burgson, dentist, from
kiowa is coming here to locate.
DR.. Burgson has been in partner
ship with DR.. Packson, of Kiowa,
for nearly year. He went to Kio-
wa from Chicago, his former home
and where he graduated from the
Northwestern University Dental
School. The Doctor has made
many friends since going to Kiowa
and has lots of patients and friends
that regret his move. DR.. Burgson
is specialist in his profession and
from what we learn from people for
whom he has worked his equal is
hard to find. Don't forget the
Doctor. He will occupy rooms
formerly had by DR.. Wiley, over
Fairs store and will be with us
April 27th.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

r. L. Mcclure, alias "Kentucky
Red was arrested by J.-B. Stock
still on Saturday for partaking
too freely of the prohibited article.
He spent the Sabbath with Sheriff
Haun and on Monday appeared be-
for His Honor Judge Stevens,
pleaded guilty and was fined S..
and costs. The Judge suspended
execution of the sentence during
good behavior, excepting the Sher-
IFS fees which amounted to $500
which RED" paid, and as long as
he maintains his equilibrium he
will be a free man.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

every citizen owes it to himself to
be on guard. The day and age
has gone by when fraudulent bond
elections can be carried on.
A few words in conclusion: The
law now provides that railroad
bonds can not be valid until the
road is in actual operation, so that
there can be no such thing as de-
livering bonds and not getting the
road. Those who heretofore op-
posed bonds on these grounds, can
be assured that the obstacle is re-
moved.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
NEW ROAD LAW.

The new road law provides that
the township board-trustee, clerk
and treasurer, shall be highway
commissioners, and all road work
is under their supervision. The
township board appoints the road
overseers, whose duties will simply
be that of road boss, as the town
ship board will direct when and in
what manner work shall be done.
No more than four road overseers
shall be appointed in one town
ship.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
ACHENBACH-HEISER.

Frederick A. Achenbach ofHardt-
ner and Minnie Heiser of Kiowa
were granted marriage license by
Probate Judge Gleason on Friday,
April 21st. They were married at
the residence of the brides parents
yesterday.
The groom is the younger son Of
Jacob Achenbach and wife, and the
bride is the daughter of Jacob
Heiser and wife.
The Index extends congratula-
tions.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

Johnson Madden died at his
home IN Eagle township on Mon
day. April 24th. He had been
sufferer from consumption for sew
eral years. The remains will be
laid to rest in Highland cemetery
at this place this afternoon.
MIR. Madden was 26 years of age
and is survived by a wife and one
child. He was a brother of Noble
and Charley Madden.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
GIBSON-LADOU.

John Gibson of Attica, aged 60,
and Catharine Ladou of this city,
aged 81, were married at Attica
yesterday. The bride is the widow
of the late Frank Ladou, a lady
who never hesitates to express her
opinions when occasion demands.
We have no acquaintance with the
young man who has claimed her
hand and heart but are sure that he
is happy.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
Hail aiIInsurance!
ST. PAUL FIRE & MARINE
INSURANCE COMPANY


VIII continue the hail business for the year
1906. losses by hail in Kansas last year we're
enormous and Barber county suffered
heavily. No compromise In the payment of
losses. Losses TO wheat growers IN Barber
Der county and elsewhere paid IN full last
year az in previous years. The same will be
done again this year. Why? Because the Sc.
Paul 10 heavily capitalized. fits total assets be-
ing more than four million. Because the st.
Paul has written hall insurance Is years. Be-
cause the st. Paul has been In business 30
years- The st. Paul writes Insurance on farm
property. live stock and city property OF all
kinds. The st. Paufts g.. reliable company
1t costs no more to- insure wheat early; be
protected against loss By hail from the begin
ming. Wheat insured becomes property At
onCo. Walter Cushenbery, cashier Peoples
State Bank. Is the st. Paufs recording agent
for the city of Medicine Lodge. He soliclts3
tho cfty,s Insurance business. Headquarters
1t Peoples State Bank.
g. w. SELBY, Agent,
Medicine Lodge, Kansas.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
PARRACK-OMo.

Martin A. Parrack and Alice L.
Ono, both of Coats, made the nee
essary deposit with Judge Gleason
for matrimonial documents on
Monday, the 24th. They refused to
state the time and place of their
marriage.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

The Index this week publishes
the financial statements of the Cit
liens State Bank of this city, the
Sharon Valley State Bank and the
State Bank of Hazelton. Patrons
of banks should read them, which
will be equivalent to the conviction
that they are all solid financial in
Stitutions.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
CEMETERY ASSOCIATION DINNER.

The ladies of the Cemetery As
sociation will give a dinner at their
rooms on North Main street on Fri
day, May 5th. Remember the date
and patronize the association and
thus help cause worthy of sup
port.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

The Isabel Herald editor and one
of the Pratt Unions country cor
respondents and two other men
had a little row in Isabel last week.
The statements in the Union and
Herald relate the facts differently
but anyway guns were in evidence.
Brethren should not become so
desperate.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

I. H. Trice was over from Shar-
On last Thursday and, like every
body else, was talking railroad.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26
BISBY CASE CONTINUED.

The case of the City VS.. R. S
Blsby which was set for trial Mon
day has been continued until Fri
day, the 18th, at 10 a. m. Mr.. Bis
bys attorney was again absen
when the case was called.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

Mrs. M. J. Higgins and grand
daughter, Miss Hattie Allen, went
to Kansas City last Friday to visit
the latter's parents, Ambrose Allen
and wife. Miss Hattie will proba-
bly, remain.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-04-26

Claude E. Walter has secured an
apprenticeship in the Santa Fe de.
pot at Waynoka, Ok, and will
leave to begin work this week.