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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

The Santo Domingo proposition will
be well shaken before it is taken.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

Mergers of les. degree are the order
of the day at present in this district.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15
PECULIAR CASE.

oyama is a grea. trapper of bears
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

leussia has a red peril at home and
a yellow peri, in the far east. She
should unload.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

Russia's ,odka bill was setteld at
$325,040, and promptly paid.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

The fat men have scored at last.
Oyama weig.-- nearly 200 pounds.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15
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Entered the Birmingham. Ala, post
office as second-class matteE under act
Of Congress, March 5, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

Senator Fairbanks is glad to make
speech at any old time and on any old
occasion. The astute gentleman from In
diana is determined that there shall be
no wake in his case and will keep very
much alive until the republican national
convention in 1908 considers nominations
for the presidency.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

That little talk made by President
Roosevelt to the mothers congress shows
again the versatility Of the man. It is
one of the strongest addresses he has
delivered recently and admirable for
its nobility of treatment. Say what you
will of the Presidents eccentricities, he is
the most versatile man who has ever oc-
cupied the White House.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

Experts state that fiat life does not in
duce insanity. They might have added
that it often provokes profanity. 'Those
people on the next floor have kept many
good men from going to heaven.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-15

A Des Moines man who bears the name
OF Bunyon Turton says that Christ will
announce the beginning of his second
existence ON earth October IA, 1909. The
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
-AAIERIcAN League.
H.5Rs1.ERnAYs REsuLTs.

Chicago 6 !; Boston 1.
Boston 5 Chicago 3, (2nd game)
New York Z :; Detroit l.
Philadelphia 2; st. Louis 1.
Cleveland 3 /; Washington 2 (13
innings.)
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
WIFE SAVES
TAYLOR'S LIFE

Wyatt Taylor, colored, says he had
very narrow escape from death
Monday night and is thankful to his
wife that he is yet among the living
He accuses William Bradshaw, col
ored, his neighbor, of an attempt to
shoot him, but was afraid to put the
bullet through Mrs. Taylor's body.
or at least, he did not.
1t appears they had quarreled and
INDUCED themselves in calling one
another ugly names and applying
various profane and vulgar epithetS
to one another, and Bradshaw then
went cunning for Taylor. But Mrs.
TayoIr stepped in between them as
bradshaw pulled out the gun and
became a shield of protection for
her husband. The racket occurred
at Tavlor's home.
TAYLOR was before Squire James
N. David early Tuesday morning
with his tale of woe aaginst Brad
shaw and the magistrate issued a
warrant against him.
Bradshaw was arrested by Con-
stable Andrew Lyon shortly after the
warrant was issued and taken before
the magistrate. He confessed and
was fined $25 and costs. Owing to
the fact that Bradshaw's wife is in
delicate condition the magistrate did
not impose a Jail sentence.
The charge against him was car
rying an unlawful weapon, namely
a revolver.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
JOE GOHEN'S
METEOR

Although the eclipse scheduled to
appear last evening was only visible
for a very brief period, between ten
and eleven o'clock, owing to the
heavy storm, the electrical display
and other features more than made
up for the absence OF the star per-
former of the entertainment nature
had provided for us last night.
Mr.. Joe Cohen is proudly display
ing to his many friends real simon
pure meteor, which fell in his front
ward last night. Just after a blend
ing flash of lightning and terrific
clap of thunder a ball of fire
descended swiftly from the heavens
struck in Mr.. Cohen's front ward.
making a furrow straight across it
and finally burst with a report equal
to that of an anarchists bomb.
Mr.. Cohen's yard is as smooth as
a ball room and devoid of any thing
in the nature of stones, but when he
went to the spot where the explosion
occurred he found a considerable
quantity of some substance looking
like melted iron, undoubtedly a
meteor. 1t can be seen at his store
on Pike street. If any one is inclin-
ed to doubt this, they will have TO
prove what it is. And any how
that it no way to act. SuPpore you
found nice, large meteor, as good
as new in your yard, and then some
one said it came from the glass
works. But Joe has the goods, as
this meteor had an inscription on
ssaIars Meteor 60. Ltd, Mars.
Aug. IL, 3 A. NJ.
.EBest regards on the twentieth
anniversary of your wedding, Sept.
9Th. We furnish meteors of all
sizes and shapes and if you dispose
of some win allow a liberal com
mission"
This inscription is convincing
proof of the commences, for it is
the law in Mars that when any man
tells a lie his name is changed i'm
mediately to Smith. The last cen
<us of Mars gives the list of Smiths
on Mars as $500, OOO,001. The to-
tai population is s,5OO,OOo,oO1.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
srANprNa o. TEE CLUBs.

GAMES TODAY.
Philadelphia at Pittsburg.
Boston at Cincinnati!
New York at st. Louis.
Brooklyn at Chicago.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
Some Oil Note

In the Salem district, this conn
ty. the South Penn Oil Co. has drill
ed its ON. A on the T. A. Ridgeway
farm through the Gordon and the
hole has filed up 1000 feet with
fluid.
wood & Co. have completed their
test on the Ruth Weekley farm and
will not have better than five-bar-
rel pumper in the Big Injun.
on Back Fork, Freeman's creek
district. Lewis county, the Phi!a-
delphia company has drilled Its
test on the Michael Riley farm into
the Gordon and has a very good
gasser. When tested the well show,
cd a capacity of 100000 cubic feet
a day. ,o,
the Southern Oil company has drill
cd its test on the George Smith farm
through the CAN'T sand and develop.
ed a very light show OF oil. 1t vii
be drilled to the lower sands.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
Deeds Recorded

Buena V. Youst to Thomas j..
Roger, / lot, Admission.
Jason NJ. Kester to Jacob +.
Lewis, 2 lots, Wine addition.
John A. Clark to George Cans
one-half of GO acres of coal, Sardis
district.
George G. Cans to Morgan II
Bowman, 60 acres of coal, Sardis
district.
A. r. Timberlake to Vim. H. Nor
man, 1 lot, Broad Oaks.
Mary and Jackson Brown to
Richard and L. Barnes, lot, Water
street, city.
Hornor Hardware Company to
Minnie x. Horror, 2 lots, Lumber
port,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
FISHERMEN RETURN
ALL LOADED DOWN

Marshall Window, T. f. Harper,
John Davis, Charley Jasper, James
Kearns, Homer Lynch and Morgan
Woods returned Monday evening
from Stout's mills, GilAer county.
where they spent week fishing
The rainy weather ran then out, but
they we're ready to come home any
wav as they had hooked all the fsh
in that section and bagged all the
turtles, too, to say nothing of tha
Thousands of bull frogs they caught
They we're loaded down with fish ana
had to leave some at the fish markets
and we're very generous in distribut-
ing nice ones among their friends.
They brought their tackle back in
tact and none of, the guns were miss
ing. The dogs and blOodhoundss
we're also brought home in good
shape and not much fatigued. It
was one of the greatest fishing trips
on record.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
Police Court

There was only one man in
Clarksburg yesterday who didn't
keep the laws, or keep out of sight.
and he was handed his this morning
at the regular session of police court.
Mayor Shields decided that five dol
lars or five days would make the
punishment fit the crime. This UNI
fortunate human derelict, washed
upon the shores of Justice by last
nights severe storm, was forced by
circumstances to accept the five
days hospitality so generously
proffered.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
RUNAWAY CAUSES
EXCITEMENT

Contractor Blooms horse ran
away Monday afternoon on Pike
street, creating considerable excite
ment for the time being. The
horse SHE'D at the depot car and
broke the shaft which fell striking
the animal upon the ankles and Is
dashed wildly up Pike street. Mr.,
Bloom was thrown out and the buggy
overturned. but he escaped without
serious injuries. The horse was
caught at Third street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
Refreshing and delicious drink
at the james & Law Co. june20H

We have JUST oPeneu our new foam.
tain and can serve you with al hayocs
cream and sodaa. Sturm 8 Wilson'
drug store. maE2stt
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
NOW FOR THE
W. VA. STATE FAIR
And the Greatest Ever Held in This
Part of the Country at
Wheeling.

More and better races, faster
horses, greater stock exhibits, more
free features, including the great
New York Equestrienne Company,
balloon ascensions, band concerts,
etc. And last but not least lower
railroad rates than ever before will
cause out citizens to arrange for a
trip to the State Fair at Wheeling,
Sept. II to Is.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15

The james 4 Cav Co.'s fountain
strictly sanitary. 1une2OH
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15
THE TI.Wo MA % LEAGUEs
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

YEsTERDAx,s RESULTS.
Chicago Brooklyn, wet grounds :
Pittsburg $; Philadelphia Q.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15

Mrs. John Koblegard and family
will arrive home in day or so from
Cape May, N. j., where they have
been several weeks.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15

All parties owing Mrs M. p
Black-Krohme, the milliner, vii
please call and settle same prnrppt
y and Oblige. iunebdH
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-15

Go to D. K. Reed Z Co.'S for sertilia'
era cheap. a2r6tf
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14

House for rent. Enquire of B. F.
Laidlaw.
Its just what you want and it will
be here soon.
Go to Reckamp's Bakery for nice
cup Of coffee.
Frank Lowry is home from school
for short stay.
Buy Maquoketa Lime and best Port
land Cement, at the Brick Yard.
Editor Sterling, of the Chester Her.
aid was Cresco visitor Wednesday.
John A. Cray was down from Lime
Springs between trains on Tuesday.
A good top buggy for sale cheap.
Enquire Of W. Il. Shea or at Whites
Livery. Cliff
8 A fine lot of fancy and useful arti-
cles at the Easter Fair, Monday, April
Gath.
Home made French cream candy
for sale at the Easter Fair, Monday,
April oath.
DR.. J.! W. Jinderlee, Physician and
Surgeon. Front rooms over Connolly 8
drug store. q 10tf
Dr. j. j. Ahern, front rooms e. r
ThompSo s. new office building, north
of postofice. -
Mr.. and j Mrs. Andrew. MCMILLAN re-
tArhied Yesterday to their home at
Cande, S. D.
Reekamp's Bakery is the place you
Fan get yeur wants supplied in the
estable line.
Second hand furniture for sale.
Some nearly as good as new. Inquire
at Mrs. ". B. Mead's.
An 8 acre farm near New Oregon,
for sale or rent at once. Inquire Of
Aug. L. W. 0hmacht. 83tf
Ar. ". =. Aaly. gfhysiritsalp ~ sin'fa 9i'f1 sur
geon. ONCE oyer Fields Furniture
store, opposite postoMGe.
II you want q farm loan at a low
rate Of interest, see American Loan
s. Trust Company, Cresco, Iowa.
WANTED-s0e bushels oats aRd 40Al
bushels corn, at once.
r. GEO. GossAAN.
For RKNT-A seven-room house
just west of my residence.
6stf 7. J. GLASS
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14

DR.. and Mrs. H. G. Price returned
yesterday from their winters stay in
the South.
Money to loan on improved farm
property. Also house in Cresco for
rent. Enquire of George Breedlove,
Iowa, Minnesota and Dakota farms
and ranches for sale. A. SMITH,
Office in Alleman's building.
Plenty of money to loan on Howard
county farm land security. Apply to
e R. THOMPSON, Cresco, Iowa. 62t2
My store building for rent. Large
room and good location. Possession
given at once. .-R. s. Caward, Cresco,
Iowa.
Highest price paid for good corn and
oats, and bed rock prices for best -four
and feed, at Gossman's Flour and
Feed Store. F
For SALE Seed potatoes, Beauties
of Hebron" Csc per bushel.-M.
ScHLINaER, Cresco, Ia, R. f. D., No.
g., N. I. Phone.
The Grace church Guild will have
their annual Easter supper and fair
on Monday, April Oath, in the R. S.
Caward building.
The Episcopal ladies will serve one
of their elegant suppers, Monday,
April oath. watch the date and look
out for further particulars.
A. n. Wentworth is recovering
nicely from his recent operation at
Rochester, Minn., and will return
home the middle Of neKt week,
There's the cockie-shape Napoleon,
There's the ruffe-brim Corday;
: There's the nat crown and the rolly one.
Built Just the other way.
The Ladies. Aid Society Of the NJ.
e. Church will serve Colonial supper
ia connection with their bazaar in
the dining room Of the CHURCH satuf'
day, April 22nd,
! For sale-Two registered Galloway
Bulls and FIVE 1915 grade, all good
young bulls ready for service. En-
auire CT George Franklin, on Merry
! ;as;,.sa ;.as;,.a, honrdes. Iowa,
\ a l.
/ A strength tonic that brings rich,
red blood. Makes you strong, healthy
j and active. That's what Hollistert
Rocky Mountain Tea willdo. 35 cents
Tea or Tablets. Sold by Dr.. Connolly
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14
Walter Evans Dead.

B. R. Evans received telegram
Wednesday that his son Walter had
passed away the day previously, the
11th. He died at Los Angeles, where
he has been at work collecting for
two years, and at which he was en-
ployed until about three weeks before
his death. His brother Hugh, of San
Jose, California was with him at the
time Of his death and for two weeks
previous thereto. The deceased was
graduate Of the Cresco High School
and of the law department of the
Michigan State University, being a
class mate in the law school of E. A.
Church of this place. He was about
SO years of age. The remains will be
brought to Cresco for interment,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14
TAKES HIS OWN LIFE.
Charles Cole Commits Suicide by
Drinking Carb0lic Acid.

Wednesday evening, shortly after
six O'Clock, grandson of Fl. II. Per-
kins went into shed for hay at the
latterS home on the South side, the
old Alex. Hamilton place, and found
Charley Cole lying there dead. The
boy called to Ed. Bickford, neigh
Dor, who Investigated and immedi.
ately called Sheriff Campbell. A two
ounce bottle nearly empty, With a
carboltc acid label told the story.
The Coroner was summoned and on
arrival decided that no inquest was
necessary. The remains were taken
tc the Fields dertaking rooms for
preparation for burial.
Charley was we'll known character
about town, one of the poor uufortu-
mates whose curse was liquor, and now
that bis warped and scanned life is so
sadly ended, should be left to the
mercy and judgment of his Maker
and not to that of men.
For some days lie had been sleeping
at night in the hay in the shed where
j he sought death, most OF the time, it
is thought, without money or food, a
condition of affairs. which coupled
with several rebutfs on the day Of his
death, must have given him the deter
mtnation to end his life, for he purch-
ase d the poison himself at at lone of the
drug stores in the afternoon and was
last seen alive about 5 O'Clock when
entering the shed in which he was
found. His funeral occurred yester-
day afternoon with intermenti in New
Oregon cemetery.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14

Feel tired, no appetite, cannot sleep
work or eat? That's spring tiredness
and will disappear at once if you take
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea this
month. IS cents, Tea or Tablets.
Sold by DR.. Connolly.
Don't wait until lightning strikes
your buildings and burns them to the
ground, but have the Dodd & Struth-
ers Lightning Rods placed on them at
once, by A. Smith, and they will be
absolutely safe from lightning.
In accordance with the resolution
recently passed by the Board of Super
visors, platform has been erected
just south Of the court house, on
which the county and city prisoners
will be compelled to break rock.
Six kinds best early potatoes, seed
corn and fancy Gladiolus bulbs, all
colors and shades, at my residence
on 4th st, Cresco.- Remember New
oregon nursery TOT Other goods. 60-4
j. B. MITCHELL.
Captain Reed is in receipt of the
Official report of the inspection of
Co. E by Col. ]. R. Prime and Major
Lyman on March 23rd. The report
gives the Company highly creditable
showing, the inspectors giving them q
marking Of 43 out Of q possible so
points and percentage Of SO, only 4
less than the percentage attained BY
Co. A, of Dubuque, the crack Com.
pany OF tne state. The condition
and adaptibility Of the Armory was
marked perfect. The points on which
the company suffered in markings is
shown by the recommendation of the
inspectors that the company needed
instruction In platoon drill, guard
duty, irings and general discipline
A lazy liver makes a lazyma Bur.
dock Blood Bitters is the natural.
never falling remedy for lazy liver.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14
Something New.

On April Gath, we will begin giving
a present to our customers: With
Ten dollars cash trade, one
set of German silver table
or dessert spoons; with $4,000, set Of 3
Nickel Plated Sad irons; with $1,000,
one CYCLIC bearing Bissell carpet sweep
.er. Thes presents are absolutely free.
Come and get a ticket and when you
have traded it out get your present.
Come and see US, we can save you
money. We have Sears s. Roebuck
catalogue come and compare.
Yours for Business,
CRESCO HARDWARE Co.,
Strother House Block.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14

7, b. Buckley was an oyer Sunday
visitor in Madison, Wis.
Third annual military ball Co. E,
SD Init. At the armory, April 25th.
J.J. Mikesh is arranging for grand
May Day ball In his Protivin hgll,
MONDAY evening, May lst. The P.''B.
3. orchestra will, as usual, furnish
the muslq'
Robert Hickey, OF the Times force,
will leave for Washington about the
10th of the month, where he will
take charge Of newspaper in g town
near Spokane.
All ladies' furnishing articles for
the bazaar to be held by the Ladies',
Aid Society OF the M. e. church, must
leave them with Mrs. ID. A. Norton
en- oF sefore Wednesday, April 10th.
There's hat for every maiden;
There's hat for every placei
There's the hat dipped IKE mushroom,
There's the one with a back garden a.climbin'
up behind.
At Mrs. DeNoyelles'.
1 can furnish eggs for hatehipg
irom my Creseo and Austin prize
winning Barred Plymouth Rocks.
Enquire of w. f. SCHoLz at Clemmer' 9
drug store or call OK 3O7t, N. I.
| phone.
Miss Margaret Sweeney returned
home Tuesday from vioit with rela:
tiyes and friends in Creseo and Law:
ler.. Mrs. ]. Baker of Clesco, who
had visited few days with her sister,
Mrs. Peter Konzen, returned home
Monday. !. John Schuler has sold hil
Peerless saloon and will travel for the
Schoenhofen Brewing Co. Of Chicago
his territory covering southwestern
Iowa and eastern Nebraska. New
Hampton Tribune,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14
Cresco Gains in Population.

While most of the smaller Iowa
cities are showing falling off in pop.
ulation, Cresco's state census, just
completed by assessor Eaton shows a
gain of 102 over the census of 1900.
Tue new figures give Us population
of 1908, distributed by wards as fol.
lows: 1st, s59; End, 1014; 3rd, 1o35.
The returns from the county are not
yet complete but from the returns
already made 1t is thought that the
population of the county will show nc
gain.
The returns made give the following
population to the various towns and
townships.
T Protivin 159, gain of %.
Lime Springs 459, loss of 146.
Elma 93s, a loss of 80.
New Oregon, outside :of Protivin
1O4S.
Alton, outside Of Elma, 916.
Howard, outside Of Elma, 970.
Forest City, outside of Lime Spring,
SOL.
Chester. outside village of Chester,
427.
Oak Dale, Alb.
Saratoga, 62l.
Albion, 479
Paris, 1904.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14

A wonderful spring tonic. Drives
out all wintor impurities, gives you
strength, health and happiness.
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea will do. IS cents. Tea or
Tablets. Sold by DR.. Connolly.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14
Strother House Block

For SALE.-Scotch and Scotch top
ped Short-Horn bulls, old enough for
service, at reasonable price. Call at
farm 6 miles south of Preston. Phone
at residence. w. BoICE.
COWS Preston, MINI.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14
FIEAII
is the
Most
important

The manufacturers of Royal
Baking Powder have had 40
years Of scientific experience.
Every method of bread-and-
cake raising has been exhaus-
lively studied in this country and
abroad.
The result is a perfect prod
uct in Royal Baking Powder.
There is no substitute for it.
The purity and efficiency Of
Royal Baking Powder have
been commended by the highest
authorities of the world.
These facts mean two irnpor-
tant things to all housekeepers:
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14
Cresco Fire Department.

At the annual meeting OF the
Cresco Fire Department held Friday
evening, April 7th. ]. O. Webster and
b. j. Thomas were reelected chief
and assistant, respectively, and d.
NJ. Evans was elected as secretary and
treasurer to succeed G. W. Reed who
declined to accept the Office for
another term.
The boys are a little proud OF their
financial affairs and we append their
TREAsURER's REPORT:
April l, 1904. Balance on hand -. S15s -
April Z, 1905, Received one years
interest on certificate of deposst
Aof lao.............."".. ....... 600
Total. l...,..................sl .sl64ba
April 8, 1906. Paid to D. NJ. Evans,
treasurer for the ensuing year. .S1e4.bs
Ihere were no disbursements from
department funds dlring the year.
o. w. REED, Treasurer,
About Rheumatism.
Ihere are few diseases that tnfIict
more torture than rheumatism and
there is probably no disease for which
such varied and useless lot of reme-
dies have been suggested. To say THAT
1t can be cured is, therefore, a bold
statement to make, but Chamber
la1n's Pain Balm, which enjoys an ex-
tenslve sale, has with great success in
the treatment Of this disease. One ap-
pllcation of Pain Balm will relieve
the pain, and hundreds of sufferers
nave testified to permanent cures by
It's use. Why suffer when Pain Balm
affords such quick relief and costs but
a trife? For sale BY Shuttleworth
drug 20. y
= sA- 81 -. - E4 Z "a.
Bears the n The Kind You Have Awaya Do#aAf
s'sassa's y 1HZzIzR
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-04-14

A Topeka, Kansas. preacher tells
this story:-''I had occasion one time
to hold Christmas services In a little
town not far from Topeka. The choir
was composed Of two old maids and
two old bachelors. When the
chorus to the official Christmas
hymn was reached, the old maids
alone sang, Unto us a child's been
born,' and the old bachelors followed
up with Wonderful! Wonderful!
Then some wag in the front seat had
to smoker and that settled it. Tht
choir quit abruptly.