The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-10
PAID TRIBUTE
TO OLD NEPTUNE
Sick Salt Lakers on the Trip to
Catalina Island.
SCENES AND INCIDENTS
INVITATION TO VISIT SAN FRAN
CISCO.
(SpeciaI to The HeraIdO


steps. former Governor Heber N
Wells began to turn pale, looked I'M
comfortable, and made dash for the
rail Apostle John Henry smith
struked his whiSkers twenty times
minute. thirty, then fifty, and then
/ hurried to a staterOOm. where ne lay
fat and began to eXcOmmUnicate Vari-
GUS things which had started from the
inside a rebellion against his authority
being guilty of all kinds of 'uuchris-
tian like conduct and apostaSy-
Were Nearly All Affected
Members Of the Commercial club Of
| Salt Lake, with several church Of
| fCials added. were taking an excursion
| 10 Santa Catalina Island, on the Ban
/ ming steamship CabTiliO- THE sea was
| rOugheT than it has been for two
months Eighty per cent Of the citi-
| ZeuS from the Pennsylvania of the
west were having arguments with
| their internal organisms, and were be-
| ing vanGuished- There were bets W
as to who would be the sickest. The
| general opinion was that SmOot won
He lay on a seat, gTOaned. and cast out
devils from his interior during the
entire trip each way The heightened
| corners of his mouth made each side
of his moustache look q foot long His
wife showed her faithfuIneSs by trying
| TO be as sick as he was.
Wells in Bad Shape.
| Former Governor Wells reversed his
course breakfast Once Adjutaut Cen
eraI 9. s. Burton tried TO be q soldier
| He put on the set expression Of a man
who was facing all dangers. and then
faced the sea Fire Chief W H By
water declares he had an explosive
pressure which would beat any by
dTant in Salt Lake. He was sorry he
| had not been convicted of murder 50
| he could be executed promptly
Looked Like d Corpse.
J. G. Mcdonald was laid out In
! berth as a corpse, his chalky color con
vincing everybody that he had passed
away. Dr.. r. J. Hyatt the weather
magnate- stopped taking observations
from the sky and turned his attention
In the opposite direction Councilman
Thomas HOLIDAY called up under sUs-
pension of the rules everything that
had ever been before the muuicipa1
body. George I. O'delI says after
ward: Whatever I did, I did as
gentleman in the seclusioH of my
stateroOm-7 Councilman A J Davis
ordered a cocktail TO settle his stomach.
The result was sudden and effective.
Governor J. G. Cutler grew paIer and
Daler. but he stuck it out. Apostle
George 4. Smith receiver of the land
office. gave seafish and company a quit
claim deed to everything
Slightly Sarcastic.
W. P. Read. superintendent Of rail-
! way service for the Utah Light &
Railway company was in thrOes Of
/ agony when a delegation waited on
him. The spokesman told him they
/ wished to tender thanks. for they were
patrons of the First street car line
and had thereby been rendered i'm
mune from seasickness. Judge Z. F
ColbOrn meditated aloud thus. Il
wish I could be spared until 7 could
reach place where I could drink and
eat without fear Of successful con-
tradictiOn."
One Good Stomach.
County Commissioner z. u. Miller
reached the extreme of temporary popu-
ldrIty by visiting each of the sufferers
. himself happy i'm "a stomach which had
withstOOd an temptations and giving
gloatinE advice F. J. Gustin lived mp to
. his nickname of Gloomy Gus William
lgleheart managed 10y determination to-
keep il down Joseph Iippmau remained
on land William NJ. Ruylauce was ad-
vised by a healthy Wit 10 lay on hands
as a cure He was physically unable 20
lay hands on tho advisor ~ IT, Snow
budStcd and then had the sudden fall
which follows pride Assistant civ
. Treasurer George II. Wood csshcd in
everything
Harris Was Courteous.
Fisher s Harris rose and started with
dignity down the line. A man had the
/ effrontery to stop him and ask for a
cigarette Remembering his long line Of
Nirginian ancestry Mr.. Harris with su-
Preme effort managed to be courteous.
Painfully he handed out the ciCarstte.
awaited the return Of the case, and then
disappeared with n rush
Assistant City Attorney ". Il Bramel
sought an opinion from the sailors as to
I how 10 win With difficulty nc managed
/ to follow the advice successfully An
cdifyiD- sight was that Of COIOrpd DOR
/ ter following Governor Wells with mop.
And thus 1t went But the SiCkeSt said
/ they were glad they took the trip.
Pleasant Time on the Island
The party left Los Angeles over tbs
Salt Lake Route at $50 a. m At San
Pedro they were met by representatives
of the San Pedro chamber of commerce
A committee of the men from San Pedro
went to the CabrillO. but the majority
/ were on an ocean-EoInS tug which car
ripd a band The tug escorted the ex-
cursion steamer to the mouth Of the hsr-
hOT- Cheers were echoed back and forth
between the boats. At Catalina the eT-
CursiOuiStS flashed back MESA yes over
the wireless telegraph watched the seals.
ate at the Hotel MctropoIe. studied the
marine gardens through EIasS-bOttOmcd
boats watched the flying fish and other
sea wonders. bought souvenirs and rested
on the return trip Los Angeles was
reached at 6-i3 o. M z z Bauer and
George r. OdeIi took the 80 p. m train
over the Salt Lake Route for home 4
meeting Of the Commercial club was hold
at the AuEclus during the evening to- con-
slider the following invitation,
Invitation to San Francisco.
San Fra uCiSCo--To Mr. Fisher s TAr-
ris. care Commercial Club Headqua rtors
Los Angeles The commercial bodies ~
San Francisco extend a cordial invitation
to the salt Lake Commercial club TO visit
San Francisco while they are in the state
Of California;. :. Barbero. President
Manufacturers and Producers AsSocis-
ton; George \ NewhalI, President Cham
Der Of Commerce A 4 Watkins FreSf-
dent San Francisco Board Of Trade
The following committee was appointed
to investigate the matter and report to-
morrow night. J. +. Saline. John s
Bransford and Dr.. W. = Seer. me
committee met later and decided to re-
port against the trip. the reason being
that the club members arc the guests Of
Senator ". a. Clark and the Salt Lake
Route, and that they desire thus TO re-
main.
The programme for tomorrow has "a
its feature trip to Mount Lowe The
eXcuTSiOnstS viii return over the Salt
Lake Route according to their own con-
VeDience.
ELEVEN WOMEN DROWNED