Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-12-07

SLOUGH hat, crosse from q card table.
Stepping up to my newly made &C.
quaintance, he said:
"Bahtendah, give me q drink OF
whisky" and he also laid down a ten
dollar bill.
Having set out the glass and bottle
OF whisky, the bartender (who, Of
course, was in the play said:
Gentlemen, can't change both of
these ten-dollar bills" =
Il want my bill changed anyhow. ;.
my acquaintance said. " IA
The big fellow who had the SOUTH
ern dialect said: "Now, see yher, BAH
tendah, must have ma bill changed.
suah. Heah, you gentlemen, take q
drink with me, so kin get tho
change; so sab, you put youah money
away" .-E
mo, no." insisted my acquaintance.
II shall do nothing of the kind: We
can pay for our own drinks"
wal, them" said the southerner.
I'll shake you the dice to see who
pays for the drinks" r..
MY new acquaintance agreed, and
as he shook the box and turned it
over with the dice under it he said
to the southerner: "I'l bet you ten
dollars that can guess neare- to tho
number Of spots on top and bottom
than you can"
"All right" came the quick reply,
and bringing out big roll of bills, no
murmured: Gosh! 'Spect Ill squan-
der all the money got fer them cat
tie afore I get out of this blamed
town."
When the. money was put up my
friend whispered to me: "You are in
with this"
The box was raised and my acquain-
lance, Of course, had won.
The cattle dealer said: by Col;
you win this time, suah. Jes' wait till
I git seegar and I'll try that ag'in."
He took plenty of time, during
which my friend showed me that the
fellow was q ''greeny" and didn't I'M
derstand that a man couldn't throw
over certain number. Handing mo
the ten-dollar bill, he said: Il know
~ Aou AOoC yOu "OuAO AoV0 SlOOU 4VS
half of it, so half Of this is yours"
The moment they had begun their
play I recognized their game as one
of the very Oldest, known as "Top
and Bottom" 1t was a game that had
been played all over the west rs years
before by two men named Stoneburner
and Munson, and while I had never
met either of these grafters. I had
heard Of them.
Knowing we'll that my friends par
ticular reason for dividing with me
was to see how much money had,
l took pains to show my roll, consist
ing of bunch of money, and after
handing him five, I placed the ten
with the rest, then carelessly showed
it into my pocket. The cattleman,
having purchased and lighted his ci-
gar, returned to the bar.
My friend said: do you want any
more of this, Stranger"
''Wal," he replied, I'D kim q like
to win back that ten dollars, anyhow.
"Then," said my friend, well again
bet you that l can guess nearer than
you can the number Of spots on top
and bottom. My friend and have
plenty Of time and we'll bet you once
more"
OF course that remark, "plenty of
time," was q tip to the cattleman, as
he quickly comprehended that the
sucker" had plenty of money and to
offer to bet accordingly.
After toying with the dice moment
h, placed them back into the box
(making quick change, which was
turning the box over, he said:
How much do you want to bet now
that you can guess them nearer than
CAM"
"I'll bet you anywhere from 500 to
$780," replied the stranger, that there
are not more than a." |
Turning to me, my friend whispered:
II showed you that it's impossible to
turn less than %. How much shall
we bet him? Let's bet him q couple
of hundred? I'll put up all have"
l began laughing very heartily, a.
though l had heard something very
funny. This old game amuses me-"
said, and I have been wondering |
If you fellows would make your last |
Joint for the money the same a.
poor old Stoneburner used to Joint
when he and Munson worked top and
bottom together"
Turning to my Mexican slipper
friend with a look of disgust, the |
southern cattle dealer said: wal,
you certainly have steered IN easy
mark up against me this time, haven't
you?" And then, addressing me:
did you know Stoneburner and Mum
SOM"
"Yes," replied, "and Kelley, and
Burley and Steward and Haynes, the
Three Card Monte gang. have met
nearly all of them"
The ''steerer" then told me that as
I wore q SLOUGH hat, he had sized me
up for western stock raiser, or posi-
bly, western doctor, and as he had
long since discovered that business