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The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

It's a wise proverb that knows its
own father.
Tie June bride now occupies the
censer Of the stage.
He who wears long face doesn't
necessarily live the longest.
You can drive boy to school, but
yoN cannot make him learn.
Any fool can write poetry, but It
taies wise guy to swap it for ready
Nancy.
Many a man works his friends SO
that he may be in q position to play
the races.
little. and bore everybody excApt
themselves.
Nothing worries pessimist more
than the noise made BY people who
shout for JOY.
Boarding house beefsteaks are the
only satisfactory substitutes for leath-
er yet discovered.
n marriage one and one make one;
In divorce one from one leave twe.
Wf6n . young man asks for tie
haa1zhl IN hejress he means ~ 80
+ 6Al6h - casJiss Asr .purss.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

Kinaz Potemkin. taken In connection
with the rioting at Odessa, is a seri-
ous matter for that city Warehouses,
wharves and vessels have been
burned. Already Infinite damage has
been done to the trade and prosperity
OF great commercial city.
The mutiny of the crew of one bat
tleship will not shake the Russian en-
pire. So long as the troops at the
Black sea ports do not fraternize with
the rebellious sailors the extension If
the mutiny to the few other ships that
Russia has left will not mean reyolu-
tion. II the soldiers at Odessa hao
struck hands with the blue Jackets
one would have said that the flames
of a real revolution were blazing IN
southwestern Russia and that the
stability of the empire was menaced
But there has been no striking hands
as yet.
The Russian government does NOT
need the Black sea fleet. There is no
use to which it can be put at tbis
time. The government can remain
unmoved by mutiny less serious
than somc recorded in British naval
history. If the army will remain loval
1t has been put to severe tests of 1.te
In Russian as well. as in Polish nrov'
inces. but 1t has not failed to ohev
orders. e'
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
NO PUZZLE FOR STOCKTON.
Would Easily Extrieate Himself From
Position OF Danger.

Rudyard Kipling and Frank Stock
ton, author of"The Lady and the tt
ger" were chatting on one occasion
about India. when the latter said: "By
the way, Kipling, I'm thinking Of go
ing over to India some day myself"
do SO, my dear fellow" replied Mr..
Kipling with suspicious warmth of
of cordiality. Come as soon as ever
you can! And, by the way. do you
know what we will do when we get
you out there. away from your friends
and family? Well. the first thing will
be to lure you out into the jungle and
have you seized and bound by our
trusty wallahs. Then we'll lay you
on your back and have one Of the very
biggest elephants stand over you and
poise his ample forefoot directly over
your head. Then I'll say in my most
insinuating tones. Come, now, Stock
ton, which was 1.-THE lady or the
tiger?' What would you do them"
"Oh. well, that's easy enough. should
tell you lie."
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
AL soKrA

MI OONu&
what's tie ussf 4 man - longer
can get hsarfng whsn he triss to tell
about the tine he was opesatsd on for
appsadicit1A
Any woman win tell you tAat her
husband isn't the Least Bit Afraid Of
Lightning: she VIII also deny that he
10 afraid Of her.
With wrecks happening everywhere.
why should one travel to acquire nm
ish? He may just ~ easily be nm
ished at home
The real evil Of poker IL the fact
that so many OF its devotees take mp
your time explaining how they almost
won . Jackpot.
It IL not generally known that postal
cards were first introduced for the
benent Of folks who wanted to write
for samples and catalogues.
The seasickest man we ever saw
Ws6 OoO WhO NOuio oAh6 A<hA OO0A0
Watch. Ahoy," on land. and make you
long to run on and be sailor.
Following a system of health cul-
ture at sanitorium consists in pay
ing railroad fare to be told to do what
you might as easily do for yourself at
home.
A Kansas shingle dealer advertises:
l"You can't spank . boy with tin
roof" Why unroof the house when
slippers and hair brushes are usually
within reach!
The real skeleton at the feast IL the
man who refuses catsup and then ex.
plains to all the table that he never
uses It because he has seen 1t made
In the factories.
Z Love letters have gone out Of fash.
ion. II they are not read in q breach
Of promise suit. they may be printed
in collection Of letters after you are
dead and helpless.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
WANTED TO SLEEP
Curious That Tired Preacher Should
Have Such Desire.

Curious That Tired Preacher Should
Have Such Desire.
A minister speaks Of the curious ef.
feet of Grape Nuts food on him and
how it has relieved him.
You will doubtless understand how
the suffering with indigestion with
which l used to be troubled made my
work an almost unendurable burden,
and why 1t was that after my Sabbath
duties had been performed, sleep was
stranger to my pillow till nearly day.
light.
Il had to be very careful as to what
l ate. and even with all my care ex-
perienced poignant physical distress
after meals. and my food never salts
fed me.
six. months have elapsed since I
began to use Grape-Nuts food, and the
benefits have derived from It arc
very definite. l NO longer suffer from
Indigestion. and I began to improve
from1the time Grape-Nuts appeared on
our table. find that by eating a dish
OF 1t after my Sabbath, work is done
Sand always do SO now) my nerves
are Quieted and rest and refreshina
sleep are ensured me. feel that l
could not possibly do without Grape
nuts food, now that know it's value.
II Is Invariably on our table-we feel
tnat We need 1t to complete the meal
and our children will eat Grape
Nuts when they cannot be persuaded
20 souch ANYTHING else" Name given
~ Postum Co. Battle Greek, Mich.
There's q reason.
Read the famous little book, The
Road to Wellvills." in each pkg.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
War. Mot Near an End.

Despite its horrors war will persist
as long as the struggle for existence
the effort of self-preservation and the
economic contests Of trade engage our
attention. OF wars and rumors OF
wars there will be no end until hu.
manity is evolved into something
higher than it now is. Nevertheless
unless wars. wars of mere vainglory
wars waged only for prestige. should
be restricted, and can be.-Washing
ton Times.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
WORDS OF WISDOM.

Buy what thou hast no need Of and
ere long thou shalt sell thy neces-
saries.-Franklin.
The tones of human voices are
mightier than strings of brass to move
the soul.-iKlopstock.
have teldom known any one who
deserted ruth in tribes that could be
trusted In matters of Importance
Paley.
Metaphysicians can unsettle things.
but they can erect nothing. They can
pull down church, but they cannot
build a hovel-Cecil.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
IS NOT a REVOLUTION.
Outbreak In Russia Simply Manifesta-
tion Of Discomfort.

There has been nothing even remote
ly resembling the condition of things
at Odessa since the revolt of the Bra
lillian navy in 1893. The warships
lay in the harbor of Rio de Janeiro
and exchanged shot and shell with
the land forces. which mostly remain
ed loyal to the government. On sew
eral occasions the city was lombard
ed by the feet and considerable dam
age was done. Finally the insurrec-
tion, which had an alarming aspect
at one time, was put down.
The mutiny Of the crew Of the
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

With most impressive ceremony, ac-
companied by the highest naval hon.
ors. the body of John Paul Jones, on
It's arrival in this country, is to be in
nrned in the crypt of the magnificent
new chapel now nearing completion at
the Annapolis naval academy. Spe-
cial Ambassador Loomis, flanked by
Admiral Sigsbee and brilliantly uni
formed staff. will present the remains
Of the great admiral to the land for
which he did such valorous service.
and they will be received with a naval
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
viper In Colorado.

A hog-nosed viper. said to be as
venomous as the horned viper of AZ
rica. was dragged. with six other ven
omous snakes and a water dog, from
a stagnant pool yesterday In Lttleton
by Alfred Packer. These vipers are
said to seek swampy places among the
reeds and this is the first one that
is known to have been found in the
West.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
Immen.e ToposraphIe.I Map.

About 100 years more will he =,
CURED to complete the work of maL,r.
a typographical map Of the conn...
which was begun by the United States
government in 1882. The work is he.
ing carried on in cooperation with rho
sss.es, New York, for example hsv.
ing appropriated annually someth,r.
aAe $4,000 as its share. There has
never been Typographical man q, @ .hs
onited States published other th.. -
.oasn sketches. For that reason ~
sovernment work will be one Of ~
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
Fewer NJ. D.'s From Columbia.

Only five men of Columbia's grad
uating class, which numbers over 100,
intend to study medicine. Twenty
will study law. Fifteen will enter
commercial life and nine will teach.
As rule law and medicine claim the
largest number of students. but this
year the medical men have fallen of
n decided manner.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14
Russell sasss' Contribution.

Russell sases Contribution.
A late story Of Russell Sage tells
how committee of society women
waited upon him and asked a snh.
scription to some charitable object
Carnegie. Rockefeller and Morean
were down for q thousand or two
apiece and Mrs. Russell Sage's name
appeared opposite the modest sum of
800. The old financier reached for
his pen and his fair visitors we're iubi.
liant until he handed back the snh.
scription list. He had merely written
"Mr. and" in front of mrs. Russe,I
Sage" '
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

feller family. Closer still are the
graves Of the Otises and the Rusts.
Most of these men were buried with
funeral services far more elaborate
than was John Hay.
The services throughout were sd.
mirably conducted, and from the ar
rival Of President Roosevelt in the
morning until his departure in the aft.
ernoon brought the official day to its
end not q single untoward incident
was in evidence,
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

Its university. is freQuented by stu
dents from all parts of the empire.
All the sciences and liberal arts are
taught, and there are a museum and
an observatory. The library Of the in
stitution contains 10000 volumes.
Besides the university there are sew
eral gymnasia, preparatory. CONNER
cial. art and industrial schools in
Odessa.
In commerce and industry the city
is of first Importance. The town ans
port are mainly lighted by electricity,
and the water works are extensive,
the supply being conducted from the
Dneister river. d distance Of twenty
five miles. The harbor is spacious
and deep and is divided by large moles
into several ports.
There are now nearly 600 Industrial
establishments, employing $4,000 per-
sons, with an annual output worth $780,
100000 Because of its situation it is
well equipped for its position as the
chief grain exporting center of Russia
and the first port in regard to exports
in general. Its wheat exports alone,
nearly 75 per cent OF the whole, are
about s75.000.0 900. yearly. but lumber.
sugar, machinery, leather. flour and
iron also attain high figures. The
annual municipal expenses Of the city
are about $S.O00.00
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

Immigrants Change surnames.
According to the New York Sun
many immigrants change their names
on arriving in this country because
of the diniculty they find in getting
them properly spelled. A good many
residents of the East Side have adopt
ed as their surnames the names OF
streets. In Rivington street there il
a tailor, Isaac Delaney; in West
Broadway, q cap manufacturer. Solo
mon Ludlow; = tobacconist not far
away sports the name Of Abraham
Clinton and there IL an Israel Christie
IN Orchard street.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

salute and a specially prepared funer-
al service. The new chapel, central
feature Of the reconstructed naval
academy group Of buildings recently
ordered by Congress at a cost of many
millions. rises on the water front with
massive dome for its inspiration, the
architecture of the whole being not
unlike the Hotel d'Invalides of Paris,
in which rest the remains OF the great
Napoleon. The crypt Of the chapel is
intended for last resting place Of the
bones of the nations naval heroes.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

The body Of John Hay now rests in
The Hay family burying ground in q
corner of Lake View cemetery at
Cleveland. Ohio. Around his grave
are the granite monuments of men
who have done strong things for
Cleveland, for Ohio, and some of them
for the nation.
Five hundred feet to the west OF
where the former secretary lies is the
memorial to James A. Garfield. Near
by rises the monolith Of the Rookie
The Dolores star., 1905-07-14

Admires japanese Architecture.
Frederick W. Vanderbilt has =
strong liking for Japanese architec-
ture. He followed the lead Of Mrs. W.
X. Vanderbilt, Jr.. in having all his
Adirondack camp rebuilt in the style
that prevails in chrysanthemum land.
After Mrs. willie K has her camp on
Blue lake built over by japanese archi-
tects and workmen at large cost she
never used It. but her husbands uncle
not only lived In this oriental camp.
but has ,just had two more buildings
Of similar character put mp a. his
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28

Walter Griffin, Eugene; L. J. Simpson.
North Bend
In a short time after announcing the
committee President Smith announeed
that he had been authorized to state
by some Of the railroad managers that
the demand for a one-fare rate to all
points in Oregon for Lewis and Clark
visitors had been granted. This was
received with great applause and en-
thusiasm.
In the afternoon all the delegates
were given free trolley ride to the
Lewis and Clark fair grounds. and had
their pictures taken two times more.
The delegates from Marion county who
attended the convention and did effec-
tive work to secure results for the vii.
lamette valley and theentire interior of
the state were L. X. Stinson, Hal p.
Patton, J. G. Graham, Alex. LsFollette
and N. W. Jones Of Brooks.
Securing a one-rate fare to all points
in the interior Of the state is q big
thing for the development Of Western
Oregon. and the railroads deserve ereI-
il for making the rate.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28
THEY GAVE STRENGTH
QUICKER THAN DOCTORS TON.
ICs, SAYS TYPHOID PATIENT.
Young Lady Left by Fever IN Very
Weak State Uses DE- williams
Pink Pills With Gratifying
Results

After a fever, such as typhoid or
scarlet, has run its flll course there
remains the recovery OF strength. Ply.
-icians who have treated the disease
itself in skillful manner are often
inclined TO let eonvalescence take care
Of itself as of relatively small i'm.
portancc. IuyaliIs know that to be
weak is 10 be miserable and they are
always anxious TO find tonic that
acts speedily.
The tonic that will most rapidly in
crease the red corpuseles in the blood
is the one that will most quickly re-
store color % the pale cheeks. strength
10 the weak muscles, and elasticity 20
the sluggish nerves. so far nothing
has ever been produced superior 20
Dr. Williams Pink Pills for this pur.
pose The experience II Miss Miien.
dorf is simply a Characteristic instance
OF the promptness and thoroughness Of
their action.
Miss Midendorf had been IN with
typhoid fever for fourteen weeks. She
had good physician who carried her
safely through the critical stages Of
that disease. When he left the ease,
nothing remained 10 be done except TO
build up her strength, which was very
feeble, aud hc gave her some prescrip.
tious for that purpose. Here, however
she met with disappointment
- took the doctors tonics," she
says, "for two months after I had re-
covered from the fever, but they did
not do me the good / looked for. My
strength came back So slowly that
scarcely seemed TO be- making any prog
rc,s 8t all just then 1 read in book
thrown iu our yard some striking testi.
monials showing what wonderful blood.
builders and strength. givers DR. Viii
liams Pink Pills are. got a box OF
them soon after thi, and after / had
taken only about half of them could
see q very great Improvement in my
condition They helped ME So rapidly
that when had used up two boxes,
fclt that / did not need any more med
riuc have remained strong ever
since"
Mis-, b. b. Midendorf lives at No.
1901 PARK street, Quinsy, Ill Or. viii.
liams Pink Pills are the best remedy
90 use ia an eases Of weakness, from
whatever cause the system may be run
down ln eases Of debility due 20 over.
work they not only minister fresh
strength hut overcome an nervous
symptoms They are specific for
anaemia or bloodlessncss; they rapidly
mske pure, rich blood.
They are particularly helpful 10 girls
who are on the verge Of womanhood.
Used az this time they insure perfect
development. They also meet all the
requirements Of the period known as
the change Of life, They quickly cor.
rect spring lsnguor. They strengthen
weak digestion and rouse up every
sluggish organ 10 healthful activity.
No other tonic combines 81 many vir-
tues All druggists sell them.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28

The State Development League Con
vention ~ Portland was a large and en-
thusiastic body Of business men. and
few things we're accomplished for the
state. especially in the way Of eonees-
sions from the transportation eompan-
ies to bring the largest number Of peo-
pie into the interior Of the state during
the exposition.
These demands from the transporta-
tion companies were anticipated on the
morning Of the second day Of the con.
vention By the Oregonian Publishing
that the Southern Pacific would spend
an immense sum IN rebuilding is lines
in Oregon. stated al sl,352. .76g.50 dur.
ing the coming year. but the convention
was not Influenced thereby from making
plain and specific demands upon the
Hartman system, and virtually said
that % Far none Of the promises made
by Mr. Hartman had msterialized.
The sentiment Of the donvention,
while good.natured, was firm and unan.
imors for marked changes 10 the poll
eies prevailing in Oregon, and the fol,
lowing preamble and resolutions were
introduced by Henry Hahn and second.
ed by Judge Lowell, who spoke elo-
quently upon the manner in which ore
gon had been retarded By lack of trans
porintiou facilities II is up 10 the.
people 10 express their wants In a.
railroad way. be said. The resolution
follows;
Whereas Practically al Of the rail
road systems operating in this state
are under ono control and one man
agement, and
Whereas, For "a number ~ years past
but little additional mileage has been
built In this state, and
whereas, A large portion of this
state is now without proper transpor
iation facilities. and
Whereas, Said portions of said state
have great natural resources aud large
bodies Of unoccupied lands, which need
only transportation facilities in order
20 be- settled upon and developed, and
Whereas, II is absolutely essential TO
the interest 81 this state and 20 an
parts aud poriops thereof that such
transportation facilities be- furnished at
opse. and
WHEREAS. on SEVERAL DIP.
FERENT OCCASIONS DIRECT
STATEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE
THAT NEW ROADS WOULD BE
BUILT AND EXTENDED INTO THE
INTERIOR OF THE STATE. AS
WELL AS TO THE COAST SECTIONS
THEREOF; NOW, THEREFORE. BE
1T
Resolved. That tbc Oregon Develop.
mcnt League. composed of mcmber,
from all part, of the state of Oregon,
does hereby expires, its regret that
said roads have not been huilt, and does
hereby earnestly request the said trans
poItaiion companies Co build railway
lines and fuuish transportation faeili.
ties 90 the portion of this state now
without thcm.
The above was adopted without dis.
scnting vote.
Resolutions we're adopted faVoring
the establishment Of boat line oa the
Columbia 20 operate with the state
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28
Mrs. savage Dead.

Mrs, Mm. Savage, of Monmouth,
died az the salem Hospital this morn.
ing, aged "a years She was suffering
with an abseess, and underwent an op-
Grafton recently, she leaves a dangh.
ter, Mrs Nelson, of Monmouth and a
son, W. IL. Savage, OF this city.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28

a strength tonic that brings rich, red
blood. Makes you strong, healthy and
active. That's what HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea will do. 35 cents Tea or
Tablets stones Drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28

Tired cut, worn out woman cannot
sleep eat OF work; seems as II she would
hy 20 pieces HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea makes strong nerves aud rich
red blood. IS cents Tea or Tablets.
stones Drug Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28
r. HOPPER,
WALTER LYON.
r. G. ROBERTS.

Splendid work was ,iuuo BY the Linn
county delegation for the development
of the valley They we're united aaj
enthusiastic, and had q very significant
badge, a red hub with spoke, radiating
from 30 ou a yellow silk ribbon. The
sole representative Of Lincoln county
was Ben Jones. ct Toledo. who made
one of the most humorous and effective
spce,hc- of the session. Walter Lyon
and e.. A. Hurley, of the independence
development League. bad thc largest
delegation at thc convention, carload.
and the car was decorated. and So were
the delegates, besides they laid all over
thc Hood River delegation boy having
with them "a hnc uniformed band of 20
pieces tho only delegation with q
hand Independence will seek 10 cap.
ture the next convention Of the William.
cite Valley Development League. which
Is ,o he held ia May OF this year.
Director James Wiihycombc. OF the
Corvallis experiment station. spoke for
Benton county, and said that the great
need OF Oregon was a better live stock
market at Portland. lie made a strong
plea for the cattle growers, and said,
Ia substance, that they were unable 20
get amy fair prices Tor their stock.
Hal d. Patton spoke for the Greater
salem Commercial Club and the city Of
salem he said the city had doubled
in population IN the last teu wears and
WOULD double again Ga the next fve.
salem had $4,000 population. ia spite
of the fact that a Portland paper had
recently published the statement that il
had only about 1000.
There was general ron ean of the
counties and cities having CONNER.
cial organizations, and the convention
postponed election Of officers until after
the Lewis and Clark fair. thus eontinn,
ing the present board. The usual reso.
lu,ions were passed for the hospitality
OF Portland, and the dne treatment ae.
corded by the press and the second an,
nual convention adjourned.
Reports were made from the Fruit
Growers the Dairymah and the Good
Roads Section, when President =. L.
Saith announced the following CEN.
mltteo on transportation Of the State
Development League,
h. Hotss, Salem II. A. Cake, Port.
laadi ssephea A. L0wtn, Psadistoa;
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-04-28
% AEreed

To Aold that splendid square piano
for a customer until Saturday. Who
wants the seeoad option On itt Call
Al EleFs and see what . snAP il ia