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New-York tribune., 1905-04-18
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PRovERBIAI-
''Whereer there's will there's way" are
Throughout life. be whatever our station.
The ways simple until
It's a milIiOnaires will.
Then it oft leads to long litigation
Much practice makes perfect" Just try it and
But I'll privately make this admission:
Said in secret to me
That good practice makes the physician
"one swallow" they say "nakes summer" The
Who WFof 6aasG a dn shs bs Sno% maT his bg Rss
When you're terribly dIy,
Why one swallow Hakes scarce impression.
We all of US know little pots are soon hot"
And this proverb mas often been praised.
But if one is joker,
He'll note little pots soon raised.
He always laughs best who laughs last" is a
Which if followed might yield rs much glory
At Al taistfbR tae flgo y we iesf1 Pfo'es''
He laughs best who is telling the story
"One half of loaf is much better" they say,
Than no bread" What morals there lurking!
Yet it sometimes occurs
Half loaf TO spell Of hard working.
-(Chicago News.
A rival to the famous Franklin epitaph, in which
the printer philosopher. statesman and diplomat
compared himself TO book has been found IN the
epitaph of George Ritter. a matchmaker. Of New
Hampshire who died in the town Of Newport in
1922. 1t reads:
Here Hes in horizontal position, the outside ctse
of George Ritter whose abiding place in that line
was an honor to his profession. Integrity was his
handspring, and prudence the regulator Of all the
actions Of his life. Human, generous and liberal
his hand stopped till he had relieved distress
He never went wrong. except when set agOing by
people who did not know his key. Even then he
was easily set right again. He had the art Of dis
posing Of his time well that his hours glided by
in one continual round of pleasure and delight till
unlucky minute put end 20 his existence
He departed this life September IL, 1922. His case
and moulders and decays beneath the sod, but
his god works will die"
At the Theatre Rehearsal.-"Oh, / feel as il
should hyr' exclaimed the leading lady neTvOusly.
Well" said the low comedian, sarcaStically,
nal
Northampton may be. as Mr.. Carnegie is inclined
to think, the ideal ew-England town. but HolyOke
may claim to be one of the most progressive The
city two years ago took the gas plant overhauIed
the works, laid 1857 feet of pipes and added
go meters. AS indication of the success of this
municipal experiment the profit last year, after
deducting all charges for depreciation repairs and
running expenses was nearly $4,000. The municipal
electric plant showed still larger profit
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

Now Is the time for bulletins announcing the
total ruin Of the Delaware peach crop.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

The world "do move" Experts in pedagogy
now arise to tell us that the waltz has a moral
mission. Their predecessors in training up
youthful generations were fully convinced that
the only mission Of the waltz was immoral
one.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

At imminent risk Of triteness, it Is to be
remarked that winter seems to be lingering in
the lap of spring
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18
PREMATURE.

OLD Winter. slippery customer
His greengoodS game essayed:
Gave out he had the plates from which
Springs greenbacks, true, made.
The South Wind on its journeyings
The artful message blew.
And from the land of bud and bloOms
A feathered come-on flew.
He thought he saw a peeping leaf.
And from his dOwny throat
He poured his little payment forth
A full and golden note
And then there came, killing frost.
There only shivered m the blast
A sad and buncoed bird.
-CBrooklyn Life
In 1891 the French Minister of Education in a
circular addressed to his inspectors and examiners
directed them not TO lay undue stress upon minor
mistakes in spelling, and especially not to try to
trip up pupils with Irregular verbs odd pIuraIs
anomalous genders and, in general the out-of-the-
way forms and words in tho French language Tbis
followed In 1900 by another circular along the
same lines. and finally by what may be called a
government decree iuasmuch 1t was Issued by
governmental head. making sweeping reforms In
the more complicated parts of French syntax
Naturally to the latter decree. which was issued
February S 1901. the French Academy. which
by historical right regards itself the conservator
Of the French language. took exception. Recently
the committee appointed by the Academy to con-
slider these governmental attempts to reform the
French language held a meeting to consider its
report upon the subject The movement toward
dmpIfcatiOn OF French Orthography and syntax
has now gained such headway that il Is probable
there may be no decided attempt upon the part OF
the Academy to stem Il. The Forty Immortals
however. viii not abdcate ana may. by giving
limitsd and approval preserve to themselves
az least the shadow Of their immemOTial rights az
custodans Of the purity Of the French tongue
UndoubtedIy.-The widower had proposed to the
= hardly know how to answer yOu" she said
tlmidy.
You'll learn before we have been married week.
-(9etroit Tribune.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

The Japanese are stil wondering. most po-
litely, why the news Of RO1estvensky's sailing
from Madagascar did not get out until eleven
days after the fact
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

IhOSe Sdifs lO-udS on 1iS A-Ni-0- ''-------'- -
are:
NJ and Mrs & AnlsiRck Max GugEenhelm.
Belle : Andrews. ny sid MIS- JatAsoH ~1'''
Mrs Chauncey j. Blair ana
Mr.. Mrs. L Townsend Mrs. EdWard e nov 49,
NJ 80 Nr-s George W Mr and E. Rollins
TyoII0rd Morse
NJ Mrs Mrs. William AIth~
Thomas Nr Mrs. Phillip Noss
wee C,,1-Ier Colonel Charles J. Setter
" 80 Mrs 4 I EVELYN Mr. and Mrs James Stokes
ES,-zna FIscboF and Mrs y. ?. Palns-
Mrs. Edward y Gibbs.
The cabin rs+ of the Mo!tke. which arrived yes
terday. included:
Colonel James c. Butler. Nr. and Mrs William Ha'-
Mrs. Charles Belkap- rison Osoofne =, 49,
The d. o. Cahagha1- M and MS J. " El0.F0
and Mrs. William Dean stokes
HOWells. Mr. and MS n D SSi-l-
Mrs. John Jay Knox
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The prospect Of going to school in streetcar mat
ters to Glasgow is not pleasing to all Chicagoans.
The Tribune of that city. for instance. says: If
Chicago needs Glasgow in its business it ought to
buy the town and put it away in some convenient
of the loop for reference. Glasgow might be
put ice kept in cold storage in some aesthetic
and useful stockvards way. so to be always
available for emergency purposes
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

Those sailing to-day on the Kaiser Wilhelm II
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

ton. Count Beroldngsn and Count Linaburz stirurn
Reginald Fives drove. Mrs. c. Louis Boisssvai--
has the coach for to-day.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

MS. Edwin II. Weatherbee viii give a younx
peoples dance next Tuesday at her home IN MAJ
tson-ave. for her daughter Miss Nay Weatberbe.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

Mr. and Mrs Oliver Hartman will open Rid-.
Iesh Manor, their country place at White Plains On
May for the early summer. and viii Be there
until they 90 to Newport for the season
New-York tribune., 1905-04-18

Mr.. and Mrs II. Van Rensselaer, kennedy. who
have been touring through France and italy in a
motor car, are likewise on their way home They
win sail for NeW-YoTk tomorrow
The Florida agriculturist., 1905-12-20
Whae=Oil Soap and other Insecticides For Sale
E. O. PAINTER FERTILIZER CO., Jacksonville, Fla.

the plains and mountain states. where
corn cannot be grown to advantage
and where the farming is done more
or less under irrigation, requiring
small farms, intensive cultivation, the
growing of alfalfa, sugar beets, pota-
toes, and fruits. There is destined
also to be wonderful development
the United States, between the great
lakes and the foothills of the Rocky
Mountains. Here again corn can not
be grown except for local purposes.
The farmer must devote himself to
wheat. live stock. and dairying.
We look to see i'm the next ten or
fifteen years a current of emigration
set i'm toward the east and SOUTH
where lands are much cheaper i'm pro-
portion to their real value than they
are i'm the corn and grass states. and
quite as cheap as i'm the wheat and
alfalfa sections. Here again the farm
er will run up against different social
conditions and more difficult labor
problem than he has to meet even i'm
the west He will find as he goes
eastward that farming is not as pOpu-
lar as it is i'm the west. and may find
il even more difficult to keep his boys
on the farm there than he does in his
present situation. Therefore our adj
vice to every man who has enough
money ahead to buy a farm is to go
slow. take plenty of time. and be sure
that he is making no mistake
The Florida agriculturist., 1905-12-20
The Land Hunger.

The editor of Wallace's Farmer
tant question. under the above title.
1t will not have any special inter
est to our Florida readers, but to
of coming to this state, it has great
value. The soil. climate, conditions
and methods are so entirely different
from those to which you have been
accustomed that it is often hard for a
The Florida agriculturist., 1905-12-20

Whitworth and others who were the
first to show the possibility of raising
improved stock in the state, and the
city of Tampa will be entitled to have
her name inscribed on the roll of hon
or as being the home of the men who
originated and carried to a successful
climax the first representative state
fair which has ever been held i'm Flo
rda thereby giving the public both
in and out of the state an opportunity
to learn what the cattle growers
were dOing.-Tampa Times.
Marion county should also have a
high place on the roll of honor for
having furnished the greatest number
of blOOded cattle and the best breeds.
She once also had an eXpOsitiOn.-Oca-
Ia Banner.
The editor of the Gainesville Sun
says:
The stock farms of Florida may not
be so numerous, but we have as fine
cattle and hogs as any state in the
Union. stock is the strong point in
our farming industries. Let every
farmer bear this in mind.
In another place he describes the
homecoming of some of the prize
stock from the Tampa fair:
The cattle and live stock exhibit of
the Spring Park Farm Company
arrived from the State Fair Saturday
morning without mishap, and, consid-
e.-ing the journey, presented a most
favorable appearance. They were
clean and well groomed. and looked
hi 70
fifteen days confinement in narrow
stalls.
Manager CallisOn of the farm ar
rived over the SeabOard. and shortly
afterwards the consignment of stock
reached Gainesville via the Atlantic
Coast Line. The stock was unlOaded
in the lower yards and transferred i'm
mediately to the farm, a few miles
west of the city.
In speaking of the awarding of pre-
miums for live stock. Manager CALI
son stated that he felt perfectly salts
fed with the decisions of the judge
w. s. Robbins. of Horace. Ind. "Mr.
Robbins proved himself to be a
thorough judge of stock. competent.
fair and impartial.'' he said. "and no.
body should have cause for COM
plaint.'
The exhibit of Spring Park Farm
was admired and appreciated by all
who saw it, The exhibit comprised
Hereford and Jersey cattle. Berkshire
hogs. AngOra goats. Scotch Collie dogs
and poultry. and forty one premiums
were awarded as follows: Thirty-fOur
on cattle. four on hogs. one on geese
one on dogs, and one on AngOras.
Manager CallisOn had his pockets
full of premiums Saturday. and his
friends were congratulating him upon
his success.
The Florida agriculturist., 1905-12-20
Mr.. GaitskilPs Plans.

The stock exhibit at the Tampa
ton. Many were surprised at the
quality of the stock shown. They did
not believe that any such cattle could
be grown in this state. The following
item. from the Tampa Times, contains
evidence confirming all that we have
ever said about the possibilities of the
cattle business i'm Florida.
President S. II. GaitskiIl, of the
stock breeders association, has some
cattle which demonstrates clearly T..
advantages to be gained by grading
up the native stock. The cows in
this pen are half breeds, that is to
say. while the sire was a ShOrthOrn
their dams were purely native stock,
and the six and seven months old
calves now running with them are
three-quarters bred. These calves
will weigh about 300 pounds, both
they and their mothers having been
dependent on their living OH a purely
woods pasture, and the point which
Mr.. Gaitskill is most anxious to bring
before the StOckmen is the fact that
these calves are marketable now at
as good price as the three or four
year-Old natives, without having had
to pass through a single winter. Mr..
Gaitskill states that he is prepared
to buy at good prices all the calves
of the kind that he can get hold Of
that he can carry them through the
winter on his farm at Mcintosh and
sell them to advantage in the spring.
and that this is the custom of many
of the stOckmen of the west who do
not care for the trouble of feeding
calves to sell them as cattle to the
farmers of the cOrn-grOwing states
who i'm turn sell them to the Chicago
markets.
In addition to the above. another
item from the Tampa Times. with a
comment on the same by the Ocala
Banner shows something of the strong
impression that was made by the fine
cattle that were exhibited at the fair:
Stock Farming the Coming In
dustry.
Some day-and at the present rate
of progression it would seem likely to
be at no distant date-the state of
Florida will be lined with stock farms
from the Georgia line to the southern
end of the peninsula. and living
the names of S. III. Gaitskill. H. C..
Chambliss, n. A. Callison, III. II.
The Florida agriculturist., 1905-12-20

of doing work so suit the new en-
virOnment
We receive during the course of
year great many letters from ten
ants who have laid up enough money
to buy farm, asking where they can
purchase to the best advantage. We
have a great deal of hesitation i'm an
swerinS these letters. and for reasons
that need not be mentioned in detail.
Suffice it to say that buying home
is a matter requiring the most careful
consideration. There is good deal
more involved i'm it than making
money.
To take typical case: A farmer
in central Illinois writes us that he
has been farming for number of
years. giving half of the crop. He
has been as successful as other ten
ants and now wants to buy a home
He asks us as to the conditions pre-
vailing i'm two or three different sec
tiOns of the country, but all outside
of the corn belt
Should this man buy a farm outside
of the corn belt he would need to
learn an entirely different system of
farming. which he may be able to do
and may not Much of his past ex-
perience will be of no value to him.
He will have to unlearn good deal
and will have to learn to farm under
entirely different conditions Then.
again. he will be obliged to change
his climate. and also the social en-
virOnment. which will necessarily
have important results in the bring
ing up and education and future pros
nerity of his family
We would therefore like to advise
al farmers who are unwilling to adopt
entirely new systems of farming IN
der new conditions and under new en-
virOnment to stay i'm the belt TO which
they are accustomed If they have
been growing corn all their lives
when moving they had better cOnfine
themselves to the corn belt. If they
have been wheat-growers until they
are midf1le-aged. it would he Just as
well for them not to undertake to
learn how to grow corn. but in making
changes to limit themselves to the line
Of farming to which they are accus-
toned. If farmer has been growing
grain all his life to sell. he will have
great deal to learn if he succeeds
in growing live stock.
Our advice therefore. to farmers
who wish to buy home for them
selves is to go slow. take a year to
study the resources of the country to
which they expect to move: or better
still, rent for year in the locality
which they finally select. before they
purchase. In making these changes
remember that it is the business Of
the land agent to sell land. and that
no person except the farmer himself
is capable of determining so imDOr-
tant matter as the purchase of
home.
The corn lands. that is. lands that
will grow. under good farming from
fifty to seventy bushels of corn per
acre. are high in price and will con-
tinue to be so as long as the present
prosperous conditions continue. They
will no doubt fall in price when for
any reason there is a change in con-
ditiOns. but this price will be recovered
and advance in the next recurring
period of prosperity.
We think the greatest agricultural
| development in the future will be in
The Florida agriculturist., 1905-12-20

1t is regretable to hear that so
many farmers have ceased to cure
their own meats and are depending,
just like us poor city folks, on pack
ng-hOuSe products. Is it possible
that we are threatened with the ca
lamity, of seeing the cOuntry-cured
ham and bacon go out of fashion and
be added to the list of lost arts?
Heaven forbid. Some years ago all
farmers had their smOke houses and
raised and cured their own meat. In
those blessed days nobody had heard
of the edwhile-yOuwait' abOmin-
nation of this age. but now it is hard
to get the old-time luXuries anywhere.
-Chipley Banner.
The Florida agriculturist., 1905-12-20
Total.

In the above table the county head
ing the list for each class was award
ed first prize in that class, except In
the case of horticulture. where the
judge specified that Baker county was
entitled to the first premium.
Lee county was declared the winner
of the special premium offered for cit
rus fruits including pineapples.
The full list of all premiums award
ed by the judges in all departments
will be published in the Times as soon
as it is compiled.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
SPECIAL CLUBBING OFFER.

Tho twice.a-week Republic Of
st. Louis, tho best semi-wcekly
newspaper In the country, and
Farm Progress, Americas leading
agricultural and home monthly,
will be sent to any address-or 10
separate addresses. when 10 re-
quested--for One Dollar . year.
Tho twice.a-week Republic for
nearly . century has earned and
maintained the confidence Of half
. million readers. II covers the
news Of the world thoroughly and
accurately, and issuss special
state editions, each containing the
latest and most reliable reports OF
the particular locality In which II
circulates. Its special departments
are edited by experts, aud its
artists and contributors are among
the best In the country. IL 10
published every Tuesday and
Thursday-eight pages each issue
sixteen pages q week.
Farm Progress, issued on the
first Thursday Of every month,
contains sixteen or more full,
standard-size newspaper pages,
Allied with up-to.date farm lit.
erature, and special departments
for the home, fashion, boys and
girls, fiction, ETC., etc. Il Ia pub
llshcd by the Republic-a gusran-
tee OF Its excellence and high
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
Notice Of School Election.


Notice Is hereby given 20 the
qualified voters OF the School Dis
t.ict Of the City Of Montgomery.
Missouri. that elections will be
held In said school district under
tho provisions Of sections 1874,
8777, OTIS, 9700 and 1887 ofthc iS99
Revised Statutes OF tho State Of
Missouri, ON
Tuesday. Fourth Dsy Of April. 1905.
Election One. An election upon
. proposition to increase the rate
Of taxation for school purposes In
said district to the total rate Of
eight. Ave cents on the one hum
drcd dollars.
Election Two. An election upon
. proposition to levy an annual
tax for the purpose Of erecting,
repairing and furnishing school
buildings In said district, at the
rate Of i've cents on the one hun.
dred dollars valuation.
Election Three. An election up
on a proposition to levy an annual
tax for the purpose Of providing .
sinking fund, and for the payment
Of the annual interest on the bond
ed debt Of the district, OF twenty
cents on the one hundred dollars
valuation.
Notice IL further given that In 40
much az the school district Of the
City OF Montgomery within said
city IL divided into wards, said
election will be held In connection
with the city election In the first
ward at the polling place fxcd for
the city election and IN the sec.
ond ward at the polling place at
the city election, oil In the City OF
Montgomery.
Further notice 10 given that an
election will be held upon Q prop
Osition to increase the school term
for the ensuing scholastic year to
the total period Of eight months,
that IL to say, to q period Of one
month In excess to the seven
months period named In section
1857, and q period Of two months
In excess to the six months period
named In section aS5i, of the Re-
weed Statutes Of Missouri Of 1880.
Notice IL also given that two d.
rectors are to be elected for . full
term Of three years.
All done by order Of the Board
of Education. w. l.. GUProN,
Secretary Board OF Education.
March n, i905.-2t.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
Notice Of Shareholders Meeting
For Increase Of Capital Stock.
ONCE Of
Montgomery County Bank,
Montgomery City, Mo-,

ONCE Of
Montgomery County Bank,
Montgomery City, Mo-,
March %, 1905.
Notice IL hereby given to the
holders Of the capital stock Of the
Montgomery County Bank that a
meeting OF the shareholders Of the
Montgomery County Bank will be
held ut aud la the directors room
Of the bank In the banking house
Of the Montgomery County Bank,
ut the orner of Second and Stur-
gcon ~,ireets, in Block Eighteen, In
the City OF Montgomery, Montgom-
cry county. Missouri, on Saturday
tho third day Of June, 1905, at
nine o'clock In the forenoon Tor
the purpose Of voting upon n pro.
poe ition there and then to be sub
mittcdt to Increase the capital stock
Of the Montgomery County Bank
from Tweniy-T Thousand Doll
lars, its present capital, To Fifty
Thousand Dollars, tn be divided
into five hundred shares each hav-
ing n par value Of M hundred
dollars.
James ID. Barnett, President.
Samuel Sharp, Cashier.
John r Rodgers,
George a. Palmer.
u. X. Hcnslcy,
II. w. Johnson,
William G. Hughes,
David Nowlin,
Moses ~. Mallcrso n, Jr..
Directors.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
Silk Bargains
A. 75c.
At 26 cents.

A neat Crinklcd Paper
Table Cloth with "
Napkins and " Doylies
to match, In roses, yiol.
cts. and American flags
Nice for parties.
Only .............2b DC
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
At 10 cents.

100 pairs Of Childrcns' ribbed
fast black hose, double foot and
q six inch double knee. Would
be good values at Is to ioc q
pair. Now only i0c
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24

w. T.. Holt Of near town brought
In some wheat Monday and sold
At the mill hero for 500 a bushel.
Mr.. Holt also made this oficc a
pleasant call.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24

Mrs. John Overstrcct and three
children have gone to Troy to
make an indefinite stay with her
mother, Mrs. Porter.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
Dress Doods Values.

Al Joe.
We have n small line Of Panamas and
B%rilliantines, SOC values for ..........3 5c
A. soc.
Choice line Of Brilliantincs, Silkines, Mo-
hairs and fancy worsteds, 30 to ~ inches
wide. All colors and white ......... Soc
A. SOC.
Beautiful 75c quality Of black and cm-
broidcred Batists only ...-....... .5Dc
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
At % cents.

A few more pieces left
of those beautiful wash
able Bat W hite
Goods. ~ inches wide ;
zoe values for BIC
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
Ia Price for Odd h o
At 500

We show q choice line OF Ok
fords and slippers, mostly ~, .,
81 and 4, some 8, 81 and shoes,
that are worth up to $500 a pair.
Your choice now only ......S l.W
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
Half price for Silk Mulls
At 26c

Beautiful line Of dotted Silk
Mulls-whitc, black, crea IN,
brown, navy, champagne. pink,
green and blue. The 80 cent
cloth now ........ 2Jc
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-03-24
A Rare Bargain.

! ~ yds ... at 7Sc e.. 3s-7 yds
We shall have on sale Friday n
beautiful line Of mcrccrizcd
waistings that would be good
values at 35c cents u yard.
- I'd. patterns for only 49,. .75c