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The San Francisco call., 1905-08-06

S4200--BRAND new residence in Richmond
District: 2-story house 8 rooms; porcelain
bath: cement trays: hsamed ceilings; paneled
walls: electric lights: high basement: every
thing modern and up-to-date: close to car
lines: owl car passing 1 block: open for In
spection to-day. See owner premises at
420 4th ave, between Point Lubos and A st.
WoRKINGMEN ATTENTION!
This is YOUR opportunity. ycu have been pay
ing rent long enough.
A fine cottage of rooms and bath: lot Box
lie. on San Jose ave. p minutes ride from
your work; SfeaO. Will sell monthly
payments same IS rent.
McGARvIE & co. 72o Market st.
COTTAGES. and 5 rooms: terms same as
rent Apply owner lumber yard corner
Army and Condon SITS.
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$eoOUJ-Mlsslun ST. a nne new siX-story
oulldlnsJ We'd LEASED; paylng q me
revenue cal immediately, this op-
lrlluLlty bIl Dv taken Up IA quick or
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So, 00o-Fair ave, near Mission ST house of
rooms and BATH fats of As rooms
and bath; lot 4Sx100; rents S54.
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CAPITAL ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

CAPITAL ONE MILLION DOLLARS
WHEN REAL ESTATE IS BOUGHT THR
PURCHASER Is more Interested IN the title
than in the land itself. The land only rep
resents so much soil which may be bought
at less than dollar per load. The title
represents the right 90 occupy without mo-
lestation and the right to sell transfer and
devise by viii.
TIL MAKE ASSURANCE DoUBLY SURE
and take bond Macbeth
THE ONLY SAN FRANCISCO TITLE IN
SURANCE COMPANY having a complete
locality plant or copy OF the real estate rec
OrGs. constructed especially for insuring real
estate titles like modern plants OF New
York Boston. Chicago and Eastern cities:
reasonable rates regular trust company
business transacted under State charter; all
matters controlled and managed BY the fol-
DIRECTORS AND TRUSTEES:
WILLIAM BABCOCK.
President Merchants Exchange.
CHARLES r. BISHOP.
Vice Pres Bank Of California
ROBERT BRUCE.
or BaIfour. Guthrie q Co.
HENRY L. DAVIS
President California Optical Co.
P. N LILIENTHAL.
Manager Anglo-Californian Bank
WARREN OLNEY
Olney & Olney Attorneys and Counselors.
CHARLES PAGE.
Page. McCutcheu & knight. Attorneys.
Mgr Cal Title ms. and Trust Co
Capitalist. $50 California St
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$s1uOo-Dup0nt ST large corner. TOzIO0:
brick improvements; PAYNE, a fine rev
enue' 4 sale ana permanent invest
MeuL.
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Hotel ana Hoffman House.
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EoTtherg Hotel. fremont House; Auditorium
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corner Market and Third streets: open until
i O'clock every night in the year:
BRANCH OFFICES:
zoos Market street, opposite Fifth. open until
90 Montgomery ave; open until .. m
- 1I11Aes street. open until $50 p. m
90 MeAilster street: open until $3.50 p. m
oAo ASaf KIN street; open until 3 80 D. m
..aA mission street: open until 10 p m
1o9 Eiet nlh street: open until ,. n.
s-Jo valencia street; open until p N.
3,5s e.sasI corner Church and Duncan strees;
200 Fillmore street: open until D. m.
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REAL EsrATE-CIrY-FoR SALE.

"a !. RICH q CO.. kesl Estate Agents.
IL MonJgome4y ST.
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REAL EsrarE-cIrY-FoR SALE.

]. W. LAYMANcE. es2 Market ST.
$40 CASH. BALANCE s5 MONTHLY.
NO INTEREST
NO INTEREST.
NO INTEREST
No No TaxEs TaxEs
TITLE TTTIE PEREEcT-eTARANTEEB PR GU B aNTEEB
IN BEAUTIFUL BERKELEY.
This offer Is made to close up partnership
in ninety lots.
These r1agnifcentIy located lots ready to
build upon Possession given at once Only
45 minutes to San Francisco: 20-minute ser
vice; fare &c each way: station on the ground;
rnense Pacific Coast Lumber and Furniture
Company, also other manufacturing establish
ments giving employment to hundreds OF peo-
pie.
Every lot will doubH in value before paid for.
Nothing can stop 1t: they are located in the
growing section.
There, are some very choice lots First come.
Remember you only have So per month to
Pay. No more; no less; no interest; no taxes;
you save from $50 to $40 per lot in interest and
taxes alone on every lot you buy upon these
terms.
The regular cash price OF the lots Is $3.50
each; sell them at the same price upon these
terms.
In the town Of Berkeley. one OF the most
prosperous and growing cities around the bay
every man should own his home. TO be inde-
pendent OF rent day. to be better on than 50
per cent Of the people you know; real estate Is
safer than bank; without an exception the
men who have become wealthy have made II
in real estate. land in this section VIII double,
nothing can stop IL; Carnegie says that more
large fortunes have been made IN real estate
values than from all sources combined: secure
a catalogue Of unsoId lots; select choice loea-
tiOn ct once
j. W. LAYMANCE. SOLE AGENT,
632 Market St. room 10
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MADISON & BURKE.
HOMES.
HOMES.

HOMES
HOMES
If you are looking for home. 70 be paid
for with the rent money you are now wasting.
we want to show you three houses we now
building on 26th ST.; between Church and
Dolores on Just such terms.
viii build for you cheap you could for
cash and as substantial as If you hired the
work done en- days pay.
between . and 4 O'Clock; IL will pay you TO
see them. Our representative win give you
terms You can select any locality you wish
We own lots in the best parts of the city
wEIssBEIN BROS. & CO.,
Owners and Home Providers,
GIG Sacramento st.
WEIssBEIN BROS, & CO. OWNERS.
616 Sacramento st.
A FEW BARGAINS IN CHOICE LOCALITIES
18th ave. between California and Clement.
nth ave- between Lake and California.
Large corner on Clement and 50th ave.
North line OF NJ St: so foot: snap.
Marine view lot between 10th 11th aves. !:
Army st. near Church; 2Sxl14 each
Duncan ST. near Church.
Corner, 80 x1c0. near 23d st
Easy terms. YOU pay no commissions by deal
men@y. and you will be fairly treated.
CASTLE. PAYNE & MCLEOD. Inc.
31S2 Twenty-second st
s:0oO- Cottage OF 8 rooms and bath with key
mantels; hot and cold water; cement trays
and everything up-to-dats; 1is blocks to
s275o~Folsors St. lot g5xi22 close to Fifteenth
St; level and ready to build on. About
90 flats in this block within six months,
$2T5o-TIlfzabeth-sI. cottage OF rooms and
bath with lot 25x114 everything In fiue
order ard all modern: $140o mortgages
D per cent csn remain
see0o-A Alaba mast. Aats OF and rooms. well
rented. with lot 25x1O0; be made to
pay Ia per cent at an outlay Of $500:
street work is all done.
s2s5oNFire new house of roosps and bath:
elegant fxtures; hot and cold water: fine
coal nIantels: modern open plumbing:
house insured for S2O00: $500 cash, bal
ahce s25 per month at per cent win
get II this week.
CASTLE, PAYNE & MCLEOD. Inc.
31S2 Twenty-sec0nd St
SS5G-A SNAP; new house. > rooms and lot:
Trumbsll St, or Mission st. WOODWARD
& CO. IL Montgomery st.
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$5 5o0-Within few feet of Third ST.. back
ing up to valuable business property
full size lot: must SELL
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CALIFORNIA

TITLE INSURANCE AND TRUST COMPANY
40 MONTGOMERY ST.
MOVED FROM MILLS BUILDING TO MORE
COMMODIOCS QUARTERS IN HAY
WARD BCILDING
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A4Ooo9-Beautitui fresIdio Heights corner
commanding an UnobsCrUcIed marine
view cannot be surpassed Tor resi-
Cence site.
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SIS 50o-Folsom St. near Third; brick build
Ings; lot 25x1e0.
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=. B. SURRYHNE.
REAL ESTATE AGENT.
ia SUFFER- STREET.

ST 250-Bargain: close to Fulton st. and 21st
ave; here is a place to make some
money there IS turn In this lot OF
$500 inside Of the next 8 months; size
50x120.
S11 JOG-Price reduced van Ness ave-, near
Broadway: 2 very desirable hats OF
rooms and bath each rents $40 per
month: fine sunny key lot. 25x109.
81 500-Must be sold TO close an estate; close
to Sutter and Buchanan: 2 nice fats OF
5 and 9 rooms and bath each; rem =
$50 so per month: an Offer win -
entertained.
S11, ,0OO-Rents S9T 80 per month"; s fine modern
fats of rooms ant bath each: Larkin
St: close in; a desirable safe invest
ment.
81, 5O0-Bargain lot; Larkin ST., near Broad
way: Just the place for 8 fats; 35xS0.
ST. 750-Oak ST.. fronting the Panhandle; ?
especially we'll built fats OF 8 and
rooms and bath each; rents S62 80 per
month"; lot 25x1O0.
IS, 5OO-We have get to sell this; 5 heirs want
their interests; Capp ST.. near nth; good
2-story house. rooms and bath: lot
25x122.6
S. 625O-Stoekton St. near California; house os
Il rooms and bath; lot 3Ox60; rents $50
per month.
+ b. SURRYHNF ia Suffer st
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REAL EsTATE-cITY-FoR SALE.

c. II. UMBsEN & CO., 20 Montgomery st.
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers.
S4o,oVO-Polk-st. business corner; large lot;
good Improvements; rents S4l2 90 per
month.
SIS. .5OO--Rents s19Os per annum; brand new
fats Of rooms each; finished in first
class AMI up-t to-date style; rents Slo9
per month; situated on an excellent
Sl4.S50-3 modern and substantially built fats
in choice residence section OF the West
ern Addition; 6-6-7 rooms and bath
each; rents s125 per month; lot 2ox
s13 50O-Close to octavia St and Broadway; a
choice residence site, 50x1376, with fine
marine view: at present covered with
old improvements
sl350o-Unobstructed marine view residence.
north line of Vallejo St close TO Buch-
anan: lsnding IN Idst-class condition,
containing 10 rooms and bath; no better
neighborhood; lot S7:6xlSI;6.
io,O00-Rents $3.50 per. annum. Washington
st.. close to Broderick; choice fats
and lot 25Xl21:S :S4.
So, 9,o0o-Minna-st. investment; very close to
Fourth st. a fine holding; make offer.
S9,ooo-Rents SS52 per annum; choice fats
Of 6-o-7 rooms and bath. situated in a
good renting locality. Western Addition;
S6.5oo-Howard St, near Twelfth; q substan-
ual and well built 3-story dwelling OF 9
rooms and baths; nicely finished, hav
ing recently been nodernlzed at little
cost could readily be converted into
hsts; lot 27x9i; a bargain.
S6be0-Let cf land close to transfer point OF
California 81. and Preside ave; lot
50NIU0; fine location for business.
S620c-Rents S6i2 per annum choice south
Of Market investment or store and
nats; close 10 Seventh and Folsom sts.;
building In good condition; lot 25xS0;
mortgage can remain.
S6ooO-Two choice flats on Hyde St hiN,
close to Fflbert and Leavenworth SITS;
north side of street; marine view: fats
contain CT rooms; rent $50 per month.
se,oCo-Rents 5000 per annum; close to Eight
eenth and Castro sts.; choice. sunny
fats Of 60 rooms and bath each and SIT
basement: lot 25x100
50, 5,2OO--Rents Sl6 per annum; near Sixth and
Bryant sts.; fats or As rooms each:
house recently renovated and put in 4
No condition; excellent investmenr.
lot 25xT5.
81. S4.oOo-Clernentina-st store and fat: steadily
rented at $40 per month; lot 20xT0; nice
investment.
SS, I5o-Rents Si2o per annum; close to Va
lencia and Thirteenth SITS; well built
fats Of 5-4 rooms each; lot 25NS0.
SlOD-Cholce building lot en- Point Lobos
ave: a bargain: 25x105
For further particulars of the above and for
the Real Estate Record, containing a list of
properties for sale in an parts Of the city, in
quire our office.
C. Il. UMBSEN & co,
20 Montgomery st.
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FARNASSUS HEIGHTS.
LOTS IN THIS BEAUTIFUL DISTRICT
GOING RAPIDLY.
Adjoining Golden Gate Park and the Affl-
lated Colleges and extending from First to Sew
enth aves- Level stretch Of fine lots. Street
work all completed, including gas and water
mains. sidewalks sewers and bituminlzed
streets.
The prices all right-from $500 up; the
values are increasing every day
Terms are easy; one-ffth down and balance
in one. two or three years at per cent.
Inquire Branch Office.
BALDWIN & HOWELL,
Seventh and II St.
Z. NJ. LONG, Manager
Open Sundays and every day in the year.
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81 25.0O0-SansJme-st corner: rents fur sf9s per
month"; hne investment
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REAL EsrArE-.c1TY-FoR SALE.
BALDWIN & HOWELL,
REAL ESTATE,
% POST ST.

1
BALDWIN & HOWELL,
rs PosT ST.
$5.0oooFair. ave. near Mission St. house OF
rooms and bath; fats of 4-5 rooms
and BATH lot 4SxiO0: rents s54.
SIS. 5oo-within few feet of Third ST.. back
ing up to valuable business property;
full size lot: must SELL
Ings; lot 25xleo '-'' = ''N '''N
FORTY PERFECT HOMES
will be built in Preside
Terrace-and the lots
are selling rapidly.
If you desire to have
your home forever apart
from such unsighty sur
rounGings as flats, stores,
saloons and stables
PRESIDE TERRACE,
San Francisco's only res
idence park, ~ the place
for you to build.
We would be glad to send
you or descriptive
brochure.
BALDWIN & HOWELL,
70 POST ST
Sutro Heights Addition
Between Fulton and B sts., 10Th and 49th aves.,
North of Golden Gate Park
The Most Unique and Ideal Residence District
Adjoining the Beach and Golden Gate Park.
Splendid Elevation.
Grandest Marine View.
Everything necessary is being done at sellers
Expense.
Streets Official Grade Macadamzed and
Curbed.
Sewer Water and Gas Mains Laid.
All Thirty foot Frontages
The Cheapest and Best Property of Its Kind.
Cash Terms
$500 and up-Choice marine view lots in Rich
mond district, overlooking the ocean; a grand
view
Cali at branch office
BALDWIN & HOWELL
Corner 10th avenue end Fulton street,
Near the Dutch windmill
David Hirschler Manager
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so. 50o-A SNAP; O'Farrell st. near Leaven-
worth; splendid holding to improve; lot 45 10
xlSI:6; nice exposure.
O. II. UMBSEN & Co.
90 Montgomery st
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FOR sale-5-room house. 7-ft- basement; al
naoSern Improvements. farEe barn. chicken
house, piSeo ren. rabbit pens. vegetable
garden: block from street cars. price $500;
part cash or eli cash. Spny 20 0wner--aO
agents. l4I1 2lst ave-. South San Francisco
RESIDENCE. , raonls. ree- kfo4 hall bath and
ldcntrS. soli6ly auiit; sunny. auiet and cie-
eahtly lcr~ ted lzar stores. GERS and parks.
WANTED-In the Sunset District south Of the.
park a number CT lots. give location and
price. Box $500 Call office.
CONTRACTOR will build for owner; take lots
part payment; plans free. Box 1858. Call
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-06

AN EASY WAY to save IS per month
Buy a lot in the city OF Richmond I'm.
across the bay from San Francisco, where IN
Standard Oil Company, Santa Fe Railroad an
other large corporations are located: eIec1ri
cars how running between Oakland and Rich
mond.
Send for maps-free
RICHMOND LAND COMPANY Qnc)
Croker Building. S. F.
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HAWKS & SHELTON.
323 MONTGOMERY ST.

5ZS Montgomery ST.
MISSION REAL ESTATE
S1T5O-S fats on Twenty-sixth St near Mission,
st.; lot 43X165 feet. running through ~
rear street. small fats would nav in.
lot income $40 per month: aIwavs
rented
sS5OO-Two iine fats on Guerrero St. nr. 25th.
rented $6T So nice yard; lots of sun.
modern and up to date; rear entrance.
s25O0-TWO fats rooms each, rented S26 pe~'
at this for investment.
S22OO=Cottage rooms and bath: on Noe st
near 3Oth; lot 40x1O0 feet; T-foot base
naert and brick foundation. near cars
SieO0-Cottage rooms and bath; on Prospect
ave. near Cortland ave. large lot. 4ON
130 feet: lot alone worth price.
S5500-Northwest corner Castro and 25th sts
lot 49xS0 feet store ard 4 rooms: ine
business corner; stand invest CATION
D. COFFIN. 252S Mission ST. near 21st
Largest printed list OF houses for sale or to
let. Phone Mission 2n3
F. c. BAXTER & CO. 3s5 Clement street
Resident Agents. Richmond District
S32GC-Cottaze. ) rooms on 10th ave near
Clement Vi. bargain.
$5COC-F1ats. and rooms. in center Rich
nond street bttuminized; pays II per
cent investment.
$520C-Flats. 3 and rooms: new. rrodern: on
one OF the best avenues: between two
electric streetcar hres
$350O-COttage OF rooms on Fourth ave. be-
tween California and Clement SITS
Renting. Collecting Insurance.
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CALL or send for our list OF city property
also have a selected list of homes in Berk-
eiey, Oakland and Alameda ROTHERMEL
CO, 507 California st
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S35,G0o-An elegant corner residence on Broad.
way. containing Il rooms and bath
everything hrst-ciass and up-to-datei =
80 Nara lot.
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Property.
$40 OOO-Investment paying 8 per cent net:
Bush ST.. Van Ness ave-; two
frontdgeS
$14 5OO-Pierce st, near Broadway; modern.
handsome home. 10 rooms. hardwood
floors billiard rooTn- fine marine view.
50. .J00-FIlbert ST., near Hyde; good house OF
10 rooms fine view lot 4Sx137.
$50 GONE corner Larkin and Lombard: so
vara: grand view OF city and bay.
SO, ,250-ChOice lot, east line Cough St near
Green; 27x11O; street accepted: concrete
sidewalks.
SO. 00o-Choice lot; south line Green St near
Scott: 25Xl00. fine homes all around it
good view.
HAWKS & SHELTON
323 MONTGOMERY ST
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MARKET-ST. CORNER
FOR SALE. 144 FEET. SOS 800
Junction of Market. Seventeenth and Castro
SITS; splendid gore lot. enhancing daily in
value. and only 5000 per foot. See the inn
provements all around. JULIEN SMITH, Real
Estate Agent, 420 Montgomery st.
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The ElIis-street Cliff cars meet our AUTO
Crocker Building and Nineteenth ave and H St
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-06

FORTY PERFECT HOMES
will be built in Preside
Terrace-and the lots
are selling rapidly.
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$500 DOWN and SO per month will secure
new residence OF rooms and ba tn Tenth
ave. near the park, Sunset District: large
lot; on The sunny Side of street. Apply
branch office of BALDWIN & HOWELL,
Seventh ave. and II st.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-11-30
vLbe blizzard, or a
Thanksgiving Story.

60 to camp five and relieve the
boys at that camp. Gordon was
seated on a wiry broncho just out
side of the barn at the company's
home ranch. [ was within the
barn saddling up Montana, the
pony that had quelled the STAN
peding dogies, as narrated in The
MIRROR recently. {
Hurry up there, kid; hurry
up" bawled out Gordon.
"Comingr' I replied.
We we're soon on our way. It
was clear, bright and cold win
ter's day, and we had fifty miles
to cover before reaching our desti-
nation. That day we we're to ride
to Ford's ranch, fifty miles, and
on the following day we aimed to
be at the line camp. But Fate
held card undreamt of.
We were we'll on our way when
it began showing. How it did
snow! When we reached Ford's
ranch there were about eight inches
Of snow on the level. Next morn
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-11-30

LINE camp is merely rude
cabin and small stable
where a couple of men are
stationed during the winter
<rnonths. Their duties are simple.
As an illustration: Two men are at
camp five; each morning one of
them rides east to a certain point
where he meets one of the boys
from camp six; they exchange Cos
sip, then start on the return trip,
Keeping a sharp lookout for the
seompany's cattle. If any dogies
are straying south of the COM
papy's range they are thrown
back" i, o., headed north. The
-other man at camp five rides west
and meets one of the boys from
camp four. They pursue the same
course as described above. The
camps are twenty miles apart.
Tho not exactly east or west from
"A given point, still they are desig-
mated as line camps.
On November 23rd, 80, Dick
vGordon and / received orders to
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-11-30

f4luldOOn's Thanksgiving
Feast.

An ixtinuated dinin' table covered
wild damask waz placed oblakely
in wan corner av the conservatory,
the other wan bein' utylized be a
hidden oorchistra. Betwane the
two a careload av celebrates an a
hack full av reporters conversed
pllsantly.
At precisely tin o'clock the rich
an fragrant odor av roast pig an
turkey permeated thru the nostrils
av me GUSTS. simultaneously,
the chune cate, Drink, an Be
Merry Today" heightened the first
suggestion, an I veryfed thin
both be laydin' the procession to
a sumptuously loaded table av
food. Imagine the scintillatin'
flashes av silverware ductuatin'
amoong cranberry sauce hither an
thither. Trooly the resplindint
reflection av confictln' colors
rivaled the oory-boory-alis in it's
conglomyration av indyscribable
hues.
The program opened wild an ap-
propriate spache, an oyster stoo
follied be all kinds av refined an
laughable jokes. I sproong sever
al yards av modern philosophy
mesilf, maxim a decided hit.
| The sicond coorse waz CON-
prised av more substantial foods.
such as mate, drissln' an pickles.
Bein' the hotiss it waz me painful
dooty to carve the mate into var1-
GUS portions. Some wanted ligs
an. others called fer shoulder
blades as tho I waz a regular con-
nissoor on mate Faith, what's
the differince betwane ligs an
wings anyhow? 't1z all off the
same piece an it wudn't taste
amy better if yez called it moot
Altho I waz bilin' wild rage I
kipt calm demeanor till [ room
out av ligs an wings. In an at
timpt to locate the wishbone I
prissed too hard on the foork
causin' the haste to ship all over
the plather. B'gorry, [ had to
hould it down be fair means or
foul, but the harder 1 prissed the
faster it slipped. I thried moo
tatics be gettin' in froont av it an
prism wild both hands. That waz
aginst the laws av gravytation
shure, fer like the report av a
gun, wan ind foo into me face
while the foork pronged me in the
lumbar vertebra as tho [ waz a
case made fer it.
Within spasmodycally amoong
the table ligs, me hands clutched
the damask anvil, fer tattooin'
purposes cranberry jooce has the
same stayin' qualities as indilyble
ink. b. b. Il.