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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
llHuE SOCIAL LIFE.

Lihue, Kauai, May 29.-Kilohana
the beautiful home of Mr.. and Mrs. A.
s. Wilcox, was en- fete Thursday after
noon, the Gath inst, the occasion being
q ladies' tea given In honor Of Mrs. Ed.
ward Wilcox Of Connecticut, who, with
hostess. The day was fine and the Ia
dies began to assemble shortly after
2 o'clock.
The invitations, although confined
almost exclusively to Lihue and Hama.
maulu, were very general and but few
regrets were sent. A number of Ha.
waiian ladies brought lima leis, and
upon being presented to the guest of
honor, proceeded to decorate her In
true Hawaiian style.
The house decorations were q pro
fusion of carnations. pansies, roses
and maidenhair ferns.
Refreshments were served at I
o'clock. Conveys orchestra furnished
music during the afternoon.
Among the invited guests were Mes.
danes Alexander, Broadbent, Coney,
Christian, Christ, Carter, Dienert, dc
Bretteville, Lowell, Fisher, Frohlich,
Hills Hundley, Hjorth, Isenberg Kell-
ner,' Kaulili Kahele, Lydgate, McLane,
Main, Maser, Il. Palmer, ]. A. Palmer,
Purvis, Rice, w. II. Rice, Jr, c. A..
Rice. Sweetser, Sloggett. Smythe, Spitz.
Sheldon, Wilkinson, VOTERS, Weber.
Wishard, Winter. and the Misses Bach
elor, Christian, Hundley, Jordan, Ladd.
Quinn, Sheldon, TIGER and
Thronas.-Garden Island.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
WEATHER REPORT

June /, 1905.
temperatures Q. m. 50: 8 q. m.
76; 10 a. m. IS; noon, IS; morning
minimum, SO.
Barometer. s a. m, 1902; absolute
humidity, s a. m, 5.407 grains per GU.
bic foot; relative humidity, s a. M,
&c per cent; dew point, s q. m. 60.
Wind-6 a. m, velocity 8, direction
N. E.; s a. m, velocity 6. direction
N. E.; 10 a. m, velocity 8, direction
N. E.; noon, velocity 10, direction N. Y.
Rainfall during "a hours ended s q
m. .01 inch.
Total wind movement during "a
hours ended at noon, 212 miles.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01

Lihue, Kauai. May 29.-School In.
spector Baldwin Is registered at pres
ent at the Fairview. Mr.. Baldwin has
been inspecting schools on the lee side
OF the island for the last three weeks,
and reports school conditions as good
as could be expected under the circum-
stances. Mr.. Baldwin says Kauai has
an unusually large percentage Of JAP
anese In the schools.
Koloa is to have a fine seven.room
school house constructed in the near
future. Mr.. Baldwin states that thu
building will be much larger, better
equipped and better ventilated than
the Lihue school house, constructed
last year, squatty. stuffy, dumpy-look.
ling, all windows on the hot side, un-
ventilated, about as fitted for school
house as buggy shed, an eye-sore to
the people Of Lihue. and Just cause O.
bitter complaint against the Depart.
ments of Public Works and Instruc-
ton. which cut down $4,000 appro.
priation to $4,000. and which showed
the Administrations much. boosted eco
nomy In replacing an airy, roomy, cool,
suitable school house with our present
brand new shed. .......
What great departmental wisdom
suggested lowering the ceiling four
feet. of the building as planned, to eco.
nomize ?-Garden Island.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01

The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.
pEx, published In the Saturday Bulle
tin and the Weekly Edition, glvss .
concise and complete resume Of all 10
gal notices, calls for tenders, Judg.
ments, building permits and real 60
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin,
y DER year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
SATURDAY, JUNE ., 1905,
AT II O'CLOCK NOON,

At my salesroom, s57 Kaahumanu
street,
am instructed by Trustee Of Estate
to offer for sale at Public Auction that
valuable piece Of land of Alakea St.,
back of premises occupied by DR.. An.
derson, and being portion Of r. p. 4547
to heirs OF @. Beckley.
Same premises are bounded by the
properties owned or occupied by DR..
Herbert, Mrs. 8. c. Allen, G. r. Bishop
Est, DR.. Humphris, and Sorenson q
Wetherbier.
Plan of property at my office, where
further particulars may be had.
JAS. r. MORGAN,
Auctioneer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
HONOLULU IRON WORKS

Improved and Modern SUGAR MA.
CHiNERY Of every capacity and de.
seription made to order. Boiler work
and RivETED PIPES for irrigation
purposes speciality. Particular atten-
zion paid to JOB WORK, and repairs
executed at shortest notice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
ARRIVED.

Wednesday. May 81.
Am. blk. Andrew Welch, Drew, from
San Francisco, 4 p. m.
Thursday, June /.
M. s. s. Enterprise, Youngren. from
Hilo, 1880 a. m.
Schr. Moi Wahine, Kuanoni. from
6 a. m.
Schr. Luka, Benz, from Kohalalele.
6 80 q. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
DEPARTED.

Wednesday, May 81.
Am. bktn. Irmgard, Schmidt, for
San Francisco, 2 p. m.
CA. s. s. Aorangi, Phillips, for Van.
and Victoria, 8 p. m.
Am. schr. Helene, Thompson, for San
Francisco, 2 p. m.
Thursday, June 1.
U. 8. s. Lawton, Winder, for Manila,
IL q. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01

Blank books Of all sorts. ledgers,
ETC., manufactured by the Bulletin Pub
fishing Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01

Blank books Of all sorts. ledgers,
etc. manufactured by the Bulletin Pub
fishing Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01

"For Rent" esrus on saIs At Bulletin,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.

Entered for Record May 81, 1905,
From 10:30 .. m. to 4 p. m.
w Kapepee to Francis Gay ...... ID
Pioneer Bldg & Loan Assn to JOS
eph X Clark Rel
Entered for Record June I, 1905,
From q. m. to 10:30 q. m.
Kanaloa (k) to X Kauai ID
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
CARTER MATTER Again

AS a result Of the motion fled last
week by Edgar Henriques, guardian Of
the Carter minors, Jessie X. Kaai, the
administrative of the estate of Mar.
garet v. Carter, deceased, this morn.
Ing fled her final accounts befora
Judge Lindsay. who appointed w. r.
Sims as master. II Is understood that
the accounts will be holly contested
by the guardian. This same matter
has already number Of times caused
considerable legal strife. c. w. Ash.
ford appeared for the Administrative
and w. 8. Fleming for the guardian.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-01
WANTS
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

Largest list Of Jap. and Chinese labor
ers In city. Any kind contract work
done. Ishici, cor Beretania and EN-
ma SITS. Tel. Blue 2181. 309O.lm
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Full of Tragic Meaning

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Local Wants,
Teacher Wanted

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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-13

Trust Baking Powders sell for IS or
50 cents per pound and may be iden-
tilted by this exorbitant price.
They are a menace to public health.
as food prepared from them con-
tains large quantities OF Rochelle
salts. a dangerous cathartic drug.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09
A FEAST or MELODY.
Mrs. Cater-Carr sings and Miss MARTINA
Johns tone Plays the Violin.

Mrs. Cater-Carr sings and Miss MARTINA
Johns tone Plays the Violin.
Mrs. Cater-Carr, soprano, and Miss
Martina Johnstone, violin. gave a joint
recital yesterday afternoon at Mendels-ohn
Hall For some mysterious reason a great
number Of persons elected 10 make this an
occasion Of festivity and the hall was
crowded. For some still more occult
reasons these persons smothered the two
performers with applause and flowers.
Facts are stubborn things and Mrs. Cater
Carr, who received most Of the tokens OF
public esteem. will doubtless he satisfied
that she has scared into the bright. ethereal
realms Of song, full-hedged nightingale.
To the unpreiudioed ear, however. her
singing was that Of we'll CARRIED amateur
OF the summer hotel species. Fancy easily
pictures her as achieving Sensational sue
cesses in Richheld Springs or Round Lake
Doubtless many Of the good friends who
applauded her yesterday Afternoon hod
down Neranda chairs IN such resorts during
the warm months, when palld toras a
commencement style and a peaCeiv.lv
placid temperament soothe the spirit and
invite TO early bed. As for Mics Martina
tombstone, she has apparently studied the
violin IN eaTneft, and though she is ye'
FAR from the level where APPRECIATION can
smile upon her unrestrained she must az
least be respected for the sincerity Of her
attempt.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

from the vaudeville stage. He il Billy
(Single) Clifford, whose impersonation Of a
Broadway young man has been a distinctive
feature in vaudeville. He is playing in a
new musical comedy by Joseph lie Brandt
named How He Won Her. and Is sup
ported by a large and efficient company.
mo Wedding Bells For Her one Of
Theodore Kremer's most successful melo-
dramas, will be the Offering TO the Park
Theatres patrons this week The scenes
Of the play are laid in the coal regions Of
Pennsyl wanna, where into incidents Of a coal
strike the dramRtist has interviewer a love
story. There is a large company and many
exciting situations.
At the Star Theatre Al Reeves, a bur-
lesque favorite in Brooklyn, viii appear at
the head of his own company. One Of the
burlesques is named @The Chadwick Trial"
There will be many specialties including
some Arabian acrobats.
At the Gayety the Indian Maidens Bur
lesquers will hold forth in o diverting pro-
gramme including a performance by the
Elton-Polo Troupe,
MAZDA, the dancer whose fame was won
at the Folies Bergeres Theatre in Paris. and
whose costumes are as wonderful as they
are costly, is to be the chief attraction at
Keeney's Theatre this week Another
interesting feature Of the programme will
be the first appearance in vaudeville OF
Thomas T. Hayden. the blind actor. in a
comedietta entitled "A Young Old Bachelor"
written by himself The ten Woodland
Nymphs come direct from Hammersteins.
Others on the bill are Brown and NevaTro,
Joe Flynn, the singing and talking come
dian; MARITIME and Balmo, Watson and Nor
risey, in a singing and dancing act. and
Adelaide Frances, singing Coincidence.
Maude Adams is 10 be seen at the Mon
tauk this week in The Little Minister
and her new playlet, 'Op o. Me Thumb"
which IL no less successful than the larger
play.
Watson's Coy Corner becomes the Mas
sau Theatre this week and passes under
the management Of q Hammerstein. It
begins it's new career with a promising
vaudeville programme.
Concerts are to be given tonight at the
Broadway. Opheum. Folly. (the LAST,
Hyde a Behman's. and Keeney's Theatre,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

That polished Cato Of the classic baton,
Wilhelm Gericke, forgets not the honors
due the prophets. II may have escaped
the notice Of some that just one hundred
years ago Friday, in the good city Of Vienna,
Beethoven's 'Eroica' symphony was per-
formed for the first time. But this could
not fail 10 rise up In the memory OF Mr..
Gericke, and accordingly on Friday after
noon In the Symphony Hall at Massa-
chusetts and Huntington avenues, Boston,
the Boston Symphony Orchestra played
the 'Eroica." Over the orchestra, az II
played, was suspended large wreath with
the word Beethoven" blazing through
the centre and the dates 1905 and 1905 at
the top and bottom respectively.
Mr.. GeHcke deserves we'll Of his country
men for remembering April I, 1906 A great
many symphonies have come and gone
in the century sinee that date, but Bee
thoven's mighty work stands the test Of
time. The 'Eroica' might have been
written yesterday, 90 fresh, 80 vital, 30
potent are its utterances.
This is neither the time nor the place
for a eulogy Of Beethoven, but It is perhaps
worth noting that one OF the most versatile
and talented Of local composers said not
long ago, after listening TO q symphony
by Beethoven. that the child Of the Bonn
gasse was the biggest fellow Of them ALT
And he added, He grows bigger every
year"
As We journey away from hilly country,
We find that the tallest peak seems to fol-
low us and loom above Us when all smaller
eminences have sunk into the general
level of the receding landscape.
Next week the Boston Symphony
Orchestra will perform Henry Hadlsy's
symphony. No. ?, THE Four Seasons
This is the symphony TO which the Pade-
rewsld prize was awarded several years
ago by a board Of judges, OF whom Mr.,
GeTicke and THE Suns chronicler Of musical
doings were members. Naturally this
writer is Of the opinion that this symphony
ought to be played once in a while. So is
Mr.. Hadley. W. j. HENDERSON.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09
ne Last Cypress Of Terminal.
From NJ London GLOBE

The Itaukn city Of Termlni boosted four expresses
near the well Of the ancient carthusian monastery.
Thsse expresses were believed. by a tradition, 70
have been planted by the hand OF Michel Angelo.
Two persisted In hurricane on July "a, 1885, a third
was levtied In similar circumstances thirteen
years ago. and the last was blown down one night
recently. II had long been lettering 70 lts fan.
Many yean arc u was struck By lightning, and the
baokened trunk had become completely hollow.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

zation Of young women who dance and
sing, will be seen at the Dewey Theatre
this week in two burlesques called The
Gay Widow Brown and The Girl from
the West
The Gotham entertainers for the week are
The High Rollers Company. II Is pr ON
ised that these young women will be good
10 look at and their costumes gorgeous.
AZ Huber's Museum this week a troupe
Of Esquinaux are making their home. They
include father and mother who had baby
at the ST. Louis fair. There are also in
the show a giRntess a mystery, bearded
lady and other wonders.
The riots in St. Petersburg are being
shown in moving pictures on the vitagraph
at the Eden Musee, with pictures OF Presi-
dent Roosevelts Inauguration.
Burton Holmes lectures on The Russian
Empire in Carnegie Hall tonight. Spe-
oialiy taken stereopticon pictures illustrate
the lecture.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

Interpretation Of masterpiece Is JOY Of
great magnitude.
IL Il fortunate thing that We have such
pianist here In our own city. II II q mis-
fortune that he does not play oftener, but
perhaps II he did We should not appre-
oiate him rightly. Custom might perchanoe
stale even his infinite variety. AZ any rate
his pre appearances leave us always with
an edge upon our appeites,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

1t Happened In Nordland' has only
three weeks to run at the Lew Fields Thea
tire. This Glen MaoDonough-Viotor Her
bert piece has been one Of the most suo-
ceesiul productions Of the season. IL would
stay longer II II were not under contract for
an early spring tour. beginning In Chicago.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

At the Majestic Buster Brown has given
way to Kellar the Magician, who has not
been seen on Broadway since the end Of
1908: he is TO stay at the Majestic three
season He is assisted this year by Paul
Valedon, an English prestidi gitator.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

At the Madison Square Theatre MRS
Temples Telegram" closes next Saturday
night, TO the great regret Of all lovers OF
rollioking farce. IL makes way for new
comedy by Willis Stelee, entitled The Firm
Of Cunningham
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

Tomorrow night "A Case Of Frenzied
Finance moves 10 the Princess Theatre.
The Savoy has closed for the season for
structural changes, made necessary by the
production Of the Walls Of Jericho next
season.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

THE Prince OF Pilsen,' another ever
green musical comedy, Is drawing large
audiences TO the New York Theatre II can
stay there, however, for few weeks only.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

Days is 10 lose The Duchess Of DantHio'
next Saturday night after holding the
stage there for three months. San Toy,
with James 4. Powers, IL 10 return there for
2 run, with Margaret Mckinney In the part
Minnie Ashley had In the original.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

At the Star Theatre Al Reeves, a bur
lesque favorite in Brooklyn, will appear at
the head Of his own company. One Of the
burlesques Is named the Chadwick Trial.
There will be many specialties including
some Arabian aorobas.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

James j. Corbett comes 10 the Fourteepth
Street Theatre tomorrow In his new play,
Pals It win be his last appearance in
town this season. He has the part Of a HAr-
ward graduate in the play.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

Henry W. savage's interesting and tune
full comic opera Woodland is at the
Grand Opera HouBe this week. with Harry
Bulger, Emma Oarus and the rest Of the
original cast, The opera is founded on a
birdB.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

Thomas z. Shea begins a weeks engage
ment at the American Theatre tomorrow
IN legitimate drama He will be seen In
The Bells, DIR. Jel5yll and Mr.. Hyde,
'Richelieu' and "Othello.'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

At the Gayety the Indian Maidens Bur
lesquers will hold forth in q diverting pro-
gramme including a performance by the
Elton-Polo Troupe
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

The Grand Opera House next week has
an unusual attraction In a star captured
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

The Education Of Mr.. Pipp' goes mer-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

The Peoples Singing Classes the preparatory
grades Of the Peoples Choral Union, will hold their
annual concert April % At Carnegie Hall. Edward
AaTquand, one Of Prank Damrosch's able as
GistAnts, will conduct. "Athhls,- by AendelsSohn.
and si1 par songs will be given. The following
solosts viii also assist Art Grace Wheeler Dutton.
soprano: Miss Florence BOese. soprano; Miss
Florence Ia Selle Fiske, oontrAlto; Charles N.
G1nvins. BARITONE, and Frank SeSly. orEGnist.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

The newest musical comedy, The School
for Husbands, has made hit at Wallaok's,
she has an excellent company and the play
goes with a swing.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

Sunday concerts viii DO given tonight
at the Grand Opera House, American Thea
tire, Harlem Opera House, Hurtig a Sea-
mons, New York Theatre, Colonial Music
Hall, HammeTBtein's Victoria, New Star,
Metropolis the Circle, the Dewey, the
Gotham, Hubers Museum and the Eden
Muse.
The Imperial Burlesquers a new orERni-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

Blanche Walsh is one Of the departing
stars Of the week. She closes her season
at the Herald Square on Saturday night,
30 those who have not yet seen her in The
Woman in the Case have little time before
them.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-09

The concert Oft Olive Mead Quartet. tponed
from March 2. will take place on Wednesday even
ing. April 10.
Eugen d'Albert. the celebrated pianist, will give
q farewell recital at Carnegie Han on Tuesday
evening. He will play a Beethoven programme
consisting OF these works the minor variations,
nat major sonata, op. 81, No .; rondo op. 81.
No, ?; rundo q cappnccio, op. i79 nat sonata.
Op. ITO. and c minor sonata. Op, III,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-01-06

Lord Charles Beresford, commander
OF the British Gibraltar fleet. is a wit
of the rugged. seafaring kind. some
what lacking that Chesterfieldian grace
which characterizes the wit OF the
modern raconteur
Here is a story which illustrates this
contention as applied to the famous adj
miral and which is being told down I'm
circles Plymouthian:
Lord Charles on one occasion was
breakfasting In small hotel far out in
the country and accidentally he upset
a cup of coffee over the clean white Ia
blecloth which the good lady OF the
house had dug up from her most sa-
cred linen cupboard for the benefit of
the British admiral. Unfortunately the
upsetting OF the steaming coffee also
upset the good lady's temper, and she
soundly rated Lord Charles for his
want OF tact.
ITS good thing for you," she said,
that the coffee has not left much stain
on my cloth"
ut was too weak, ma'am," replied
the admiral. You'll have to stain your
coffee before you can expect to stain
your table linen. Use more bears,
ma'am; use more beansr'-London An
swers