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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
DIARY OF A SUMMER GIRL.

Monday.-Arrived this afternoon.
Dull. May have to fall lack on the
hotel clerk if something doesn't Urn
up. There must be a hundred cd
maids around. I'm about the only one
who dares to appear in a bathing suit.
Tuesday. = Two seventeen-year old
boys made their appearance today.
Well, they're better than nothing. 1
shall kiss them and make them say
their prayers before they go to bed
tonight
Wednesday.-En Engaged to both of the
to each of them.
Thursday.-Broker from New York.
Says he single, but doubt it. Money to
burn, however. Proprietor OF hotel
swears he is single.
F'riday.-Broker proposed. Promptly
accepted. Seventeen year-olds both in
mourning. Broker good company, but
foolish. Has wired for ring.
Saturday.-Two college men and a
champion golfer came at noon. Also
two blondes. They are fiends. Broker
introduced to both of them. Wore my
smallest bathing suit.
Sunday.-Playing college men and
golfer against broker. He is mad with
jealousy. DulIis prospect. Seventeen
year-olds recovering. Seen with broker
Wants to elope. Told him I would give
my answer tomorrow.
Monday Brokers wife arrived,
Have just engaged myself to two col
lege men and the golfer. Too bad
about broker. I suspected he was too
much in love with me to be single.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
A LEARNED PASTOR.

A congregation in Connecticut had
lost their pastor, and were DESTROYS
of filling his place. But their last
minister had been self-taught, and the
aristocracy-to wit the deacons, etc
stipulated that the new minister should
have a classical education.
In order to be sure of their man.
the deacons agreed to let applicants
preach a sermon on trial. The living
was good, consequently trial sermons
were the order of the day. But as the
deacons said, they knew an educated
man from a duffer, so the living re-
manned vacant. At last a Welshman
heard of the vacancy. but he was less
learned than the one who had left; still,
he determined to try.
The day was arranged, the appoint
ed minute arrived, and the candidate
mounted into the pulpit. He got well
on in his sermon, when he suddenly
recollected that he was expected to
show his learning.
MY friends he said Il will now
quote you a passage in Creek
With solemn book he repeated
verse in his native tongue. The effect
was marvellous: approving mods and
smiles We're exchanged among the
deacons.
Thus encouraged, he followed up his
advantage by saying:-
perhaps you would also like to hear
it in Latin?''
He then repeated another passage in
Welsh; this was even more Successful
than before. The preacher cast his eye
over his flock, and saw that he was
regarded with looks of increasing re-
spect.
Unfortunately, there was also a
Welshman in the congregation; he was
sitting at the back. almost choked in
his efforts to stifle his laughter. The
minister's eye fell on him, and took
in the whole situation at a glance.
Preserving his countenance, he con-
tinued:
IT will also repeat it in Hebrew
He than sang out, in his broadest
Welsh: My dear fellow. stop laugh
ing, or they will find it out
The other understood, stifled his
laughter, and afterward dined with his
successful CONFERENCE.-The Bits.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
AN EPICUREAN STEW.

Sitting opposite to me in a down
town oyster-house the other day" says
a writer in the New York Press, was
one of those fastidious men who under
take to transmit instructions through
the waiter to the cook He wanted an
oyster stew. As nearly as I can re-
member. these We're his instructions:
Now, waiter, kindly tell the cook
I don't want the oysters and milk
merely mixed and heated. I want the
milk carefully boiled first. The oysters
should then be added without the
liquor The liquor should not be put
in until the seasoning is added. Be
very particular to get good. rich milk
and nothing but the best, gilt-edged
butter. AS for the oysters, I want Cape
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
ANTI-CIGARETTE LAW.

Feeling his end approaching. the
aged monkey called his sons to his
bedside.
MY children" he said. stick to the
simple life, and you will be happy and
prosperous Avoid human beings. Their
vices would be the ruin of you. have
spoken. FAREWELL
Fortunate old simian! If he had 1iv-
ed while longer he would have had
the modification of knowing that one
of his descendants had been arrested
and fined 800 for violating the laws
of Indiana by smoking a coffin nail.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH
HAS A NEW PASTOR

the Central Christian Of San Diego,
California. from a handful of members
to a total membership of 450, raised
several thousand dollars for the pur-
chase of lots for a new church build
ing and for the Improvement of the
present edifice. Mr.. Crabtree was re-
Gently called to the local church, but
his people, whom he has now served
ten years, would not let him go. He
has now the distinction of having had
the longest Protestant pastorate of any
minister now residing in his home
county.
Mr.. Crabtree was born in Madison
vile, Kentucky, August 10, 1858, and
graduated at Madisonville Normal In
stitute i'll 1886. He graduated from the
College of the Bible, school of Ken
lucky University at Lexington in 1891
and in 1893 received the A. B. degree
from the university proper. He was
student minister at Glencoe, Mt. Car
mel, Moorefield and Carlisle, Ky. He
was minister of the Chestnut street
church in Lexington, 1S93-95, and at the
Central church, San Diego, California,
from 1895 to the present time. Mrs.
Crabtree and two daughters accompany
Mr.. Crabtree on this trip.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
CHURCH SERVICES TODAY.

ST. ANDREWS cATHEDRAL-Mornng and evening.
ELIzABETHS (EpiscopaD-Powine 1880
m nc
CHURCH-Kincaid, M IN M
m. M
CHURCH-Felmy / a m. p. m.
a m.
morning
evening
ROMAN CATHOLIC cATHEDRAL-serv at g. g. O3o and T.
AUGUSTINES c)-Waikiki
BAPTIST C)Kahiwaena, Clement
collection m,
O)Marquesvile a
Building
z. Around table
EALVATIoN ARAIY-10:30 m. 6 p
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
WHAT THE EDITOR REPLIED.

A Monroe City paper seems to be in
a fair way to get into trouble. A woman
has written the editor suggesting that
he take back an assertion that she has
had something to do with the disap-
pearance of some chickens and the
newspaper man has answered advising
her not ~to leave her parasol in any
more henhouses.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25

Cod salts. No ordinary stock oysters
for me. Do you understands
I think so, SIR replied the waiter
but do you wish the oysters with Or
Without
d" With or without what?' asked the
customer.
Pearls, sir youths Companion.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25

Rev. W. E. Crabtree, who has arrived
Church of this city during the summer
months, is one of the leading pastors
Of his denomination on the Pacific
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-06-25
HONOLULU IRON WORKS
COMPANY.

Machinery. Black Pipe. GalvanixeS
Pipe, Boiler Tubes, Iron and Steel, En~
gineers' Supplies.
Off1ce-Nuuanu street.
Works-Kakaako,
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
PLATTEvILLE

DR.. Dawson went to Denver Mon
day.
Louis Ford went to Lupton Mon
day.
George Snider's new house IS near
ing completion.
. Prof. S. L. Hughell was visitor
in Ault Saturday.
Rev. Collins preached at the NJ.
f. church Sunday.
Dick Morgan Of Henderson visited
his parents Sunday.
f. G. Robidoux and sister Mae,
drove to Longmont Saturday.
Andy Morgan has been laid up
the past week with rheumatism.
Mrs. George Terry, who has been
sick for some time is slowly improv-
ing.
Miss Hazel Stanton went, to Den
yer Wednesday and returned Thurs
day.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
BEERE DRAW

John Smith expects to open up a
coal mine on his place soon.
Mrs. DeSellem of the Normal,
spent Fidray visiting the school.
Riley Anderson went to Denver
last week to undergo an operation.
The Misses Edna and Ina and Mr..
Wilkie Dean spent their spring vaca-
tion at home.
Will Cottrell, who is attending
Denver University, spent two days
of his vacation with friends here.
1t is learned that Miss Waite s
mother, whose illness caused Miss
Waite's resignation and return home
is slowly improving.
Albert Baab has returned from
Denver where he has been having
his eye treated, which was very badly
injured by the breaking of barbed
wire.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
FORT LuPToN

B. +. Twomby was in Denver Sat-
urday on business.
MIR. Macken and family moved
from the East part of town to Den.
yer Saturday.
w. S. Decker was attending to
land business at the Denver LAND
office Saturday.
j. II. Adamson was purchasing
machinery in Denver for his factory
at his ranch last Saturday.
Farmers are plowing for beets and
expect to plant about April l to l5.
The car of beet seed is here and 1.
being distributed among the beet
raisers.
The town bitches are being cleaned
and trees are being trimmed, streets
and alleys cleaned up and every
thing looks toward an early spring
with plenty of water in the bitches.
The Fort Lupton High school boys
played the Brighton boys base ball
game Saturday. The score stood 9 to
10 in favor of Brighton. A ball
game between Lupton and Platte
vile boys was playd on the Lupton
grounds north Of town Sunday.
Special meetings at the NJ. f.
church still continues, much inter-
est being manifested. Brother Os-
good Dom Brighton and Weber from
Platteville will be here during the
fore part of the week. Arrange
ments are being made to have Cap
tain Ludgate Of the Salvation Army
here the latter part of the week.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
LAGRANGE

Charles Lucas has rented his
fathers place and will farm it the
coming year.
Miss Alma Smith spent her vaca-
tion with Mrs. Charles Neff, return.
ing to Greeley Sunday night.
The grain being about all planted
the farmers are getting their beet
ground ready as fast as they can.
Mrs. Chris WestenDerg and chill.
dren of Windsor, visited with Charles
Anderson and family over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Collins of Ault, have
moved on the Pete Peterson place
which they will farm the coming
year.
Charles Ford arrived home
"Wednesday from his trip east. He
says Colorado is good enough fol
him.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
All Over Weld.
HAZELToN

The school closed here last Fri.
day.
Miss Fannie Rogers is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Sophia Beetham.
F. NJ. Barber and family of Gree
ley, spent Sunday with his brother,
ID. II. Barber.
Rev. Mr.. Pickett assisted by Mr..
Hallet held services in the school
house last Sunday.
The family of f. W. Sylvester
(who bought the Busse farm) have
moved on to the farm.
Mr.. Skinner, the teacher resigned
as he has taken u contract as ditch
rider on the main ditch.
Scott Davis has returned from
Ft. Lupton where he visited his sis
ter. Mrs. Norah Jackson.
The surprise party at John
Moody's was grand success. A very
enjoyable time is reported.
Mrs. Sue Foster and Mrs. Norah
Elder and Mrs. Alonzo Beetham
spent Thursday with their brother
and son James Beetham.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
.AUlT

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. +. Farlow,
daughter, on the 2lst inst.
+, March 2l in Denver, Earl Giddings
OF Eaton and Miss Emma Bone OF
Auit were married. MIR. and Mrs.
Giddings will live at Eaton.
A tent which belonged to Charles
Sorenson, shoemaker working fol
w. j. Henderson caught fire Friday
and was burned with all its contents.
Married, March l6, by Rev.
Charles Elliott, Louis J. Nelson and
Miss Eva Hill. Mr.. and Mrs. Mel
son will make their home on a home
stead one half mile from Maynard.
March Is, at the German Lutheran
church in Denver, Herman Graefe
of Ault, and Miss Lena Trampe OF
Grand Island, Nebraska were married.
Mr.. and Mrs. Graefe will live at
Greeley.
Mrs. Charles Swope of Pierce, and
her little son were thrown from their
buggy last Friday, injuring both
somewhat but not seriously. The
buggy was smashed by colliding with
a telegraph pole.
The Baptist Ladies' Aid will give
q measuring social at the hall on the
evening of Wednesday, April 5. A
program will be given, spectator
paying cents foot for their height
and l cent for each inch over five
feet. 1t will wind up with an old
fashioned spelling match with u cake
for prize. Refreshments will be
seved.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30

w. J. Dundas is making prepara.
tions to start to Goldfield, Nevada
soon.
Miss Rosa and Anna Dunwig
spent Normal vacation at home last
week.
DIR. J. +. Dawson, has improved
his place by making some concrete
walks.
Guy Hammitt returned to his
studies at the Denver Uniyervisty
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lou Snido visited
with Mrs. Snido's brother near Gree
ley last week.
Clarence Lyons of Denver Wis
tied his sister Mrs. George Hodson,
few days last week.
Mrs. Bertha Cherry of LaGrande,
Oregan Is visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. S. f. Hunt.
Mrs. Hester Dunwig, who has been
staying at Athol for some time re-
turned home Saturday.
The Platteville Building & Loan
association expects to start new
series Of shares in April.
|: Misses Evelyn and Margaret Ross
came home from Fort Collins Thurs
day to attend the funeral Of Mrs.
Ross.
Miss Fannie Crooks of st. Joseph,
Mo-, who has been visiting friends
and relatives here, returned home
Friday.
Mrs. Charles Volmar's sister, who
has been visiting her the past two
weeks, returned to her home in Dem
yer Thursday.
A. II. Ross and family were called
to Greeley Thursday to attend the
funeral of Mrs. Margaret Ross,
mother of Mr.. Ross.
Brown & Lycan have built ware
room on the rear of their store to
make more room for their stock,
which their increasing trade de-
mands.
Attorney Dearborn of Denver was
here Thursday looking after some
legal business and visited with w.
j. Dundas, an old tine college chum
while here.
w. p. Wasley of Greeley spent a
part OF the week in Platteville. One
to have seen him would have taken
him for thoroughbred granger, the
way he was handling spuds.
James Callow has recently pur'
chased quarter section OF land from
the Union Pacific Railway company
which he expects to improve anC
move onto some time in the future
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30

Green is first bass on the d. U. Glee
club.
Mrs. w. r. Lynn and children are
spending some time with Mrs. Lynn IS
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. II. M. De
Votie. They will go to their new
home In Ault later.
The Misses Hanson, students at
the State Normal, were the guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. p. Martinson Sat
urday last. The young ladies are
residents of Kimball, Neb., where
their hostess formerly lived.
Mrs. RAIDER met with very bad
accident last Thursday. While walk
ing in the pasture, COW took after
her knocking her down, tramped
over her chest and fractured her COL
lar bone. Mr.. RAIDER ran to her assis-
tance and the COW succeeded in get
ting him down and but for the pres
ence of the dog both Mr.. and Mrs.
RAIDER might have been killed.. AS
1t is 1t will be some time before
Mrs. RAIDER will be around.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
EVANS

MIR. Reno Of Denver, was the guest
of w. J. Mcmillan Monday.
Mrs. Milton Willis is suffering
from severe attack OF neuralgia.
J. C. Hick of Hygiene, was in
Evans Monday calling on old friends.
Miss Wilson of New York is visit
ing at the home of her cousin, Mrs.
DIR. Horton.
Martin Briggs and family have re-
turned from Evans after six months
spent in California.
Isaac Erickson, the section fore
man on the U. P. X. Il. died Mon
day afternoon Of pneumonia.
Rev. Sterling is attending the Dis
trict Epworth League convention be-
ing held at Longmont this week.
Rev. Mcfarland lectured on Mon
day evening in the Il. P. church.
Subject, From Harrison to Lin
coln.'
Mrs. John kimsey returned from
Denver Monday morning. She re-
ports Mr.. Kimsey very weak but i'm
proving.
A. S. Hartman. and family will
leave this week for Wyoming, where
Mr.. Hartman expects to take up
some land.
J. W. Myers and family will leave
in few days for Bakersfield, Cali
fornia, where they bought a fine
farm and will make it their home in
the future.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
GIBSON

Mrs. Woodruff of Greeley called
at MI. RAIDERS Monday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank YOungs have
another son who came to their home
on Sunday, March ls.
Mr.. Conner came down from the
Windsor sugar factory last Thursday
and distributed beet seed among the
growers in his territory.
Edwin G. Green Of Denver visited
Gipson friends last .Thursday. Mr.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30

elsoh is able to be out after
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
LASALlE

Rev Samuel Edgar Of La Junta
was in LaSalle Monday.
Miss Gertrude Joyce of Greeley
was visiting in LaSalle last week.
The butcher shop being erected by
Conaway and Taylor is nearing COM
pletion.
Miss Winnifred Sibley of Greeley,
was the guest of Miss Edith Ellis
last week.
The annual business meeting of
the Presbyterian church was held
Tuesday afternoon.
The teachers and pupils Of the La
Sale school are enjoying their spring
vacation this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stephen Harrington
of Iowa, are visiting at the home OF
their son, &c. Harrington.
Mrs. A. E. Bentley of Pleasant
Valley, spent the day Thursday with
her mother, Mrs. John Bentley.
Elvin Gregory, who has been i'll
for some weeks with intlamatory
rheumatism, is able to be out again.
Charles Harrington of Colorado
Springs, was visiting his brother &c.
Harrington, from Saturday until
Monday.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
CROW CREEK

II. f. Wilson is slowly improving
from his illness.
Spring work has commenced In
this neighborhood.
George Sells spent last Sunday visit
ing Denver friends.
Miss May Jackson is on the sick
list with the tOnsilitis.
Mrs. Rickard is visiting her grand
daughter, Mrs. John Fleming.
Mrs. Riches brother was visiting
her last week, enroute to Nebraska.
Mrs. Charles Robinson and Miss
Bertha Jessup spent Sunday In
Greeley.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
boLUMBlNE

CrOwioot's new barn is about
b.
L Tormev has been very i'll
grippe.
knd Ms. n. l.. Brown spent
in Greeley.
Brownleft Saturday with his
br eastern markets.
Allison moved to his new
b COlumbine Tuesday.
Haggens and family Of Ault
hnday with Mr.. Martins.
Davenport of Greeley visited
nder's few days last week.
King, wife and Prudence
and Jesse King spent Sun
i n. l.. King.
Riddle and children, John
"a, Of Fort Collins visited
5 in Severance and Columbine
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
kERsEY

!. Elliott and Billy Rowe were
tsey Friday.
k Burke is building a dwell
Iuse for Mr.. Cooley.
II Harrington has sold his
bOm to Mr.. Rissman OF Dem
ler Jessup moved his family to
k.nch south of Kersey the early
] the week.
and Mrs. McCullah and Miss
Eimonson are in Longmont at
the Epworth League conven-
Elalpin and daughter returned
Eaton Saturday where they
zen visiting Tom Halpin and
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
EATON

Gates was in Ault Monday.
Waterbury, is visiting rela-
Denver this week.
Fellle Nyres is visiting Mrs.
PH' near La Grange this
fftha Brooks is spending her
with her parents In Fort
Alger returned last week
Eastern trip and will make
IS future home.
Jones and children Wis
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Pr Windsor Friday.
'a"son, superintendent of the
'Ofy will leave for Sterling
oays to accept a similar
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
PIC BEND

elsoh is able to be out after
esS.
ehson of Evans, is farming
pms place this year.
lucy Smith of Erie, is the
let cousin, Miss May Flower.
sale teachers, Miss Coil
Safa and Miss Ellis visited
day.
p'fis and daughter of Matt
'.efe visiting her daughter,
fFt Pritchard.
smith of Fort Lupton,
''eeley for a load of potatoes
'na %, stopped on his way at
I'd. Davis, Friday even.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-03-30
nlghIandIake

pes Beeler was a Mt 40" WIS.,
sunday. .o,..,,od
I A. P. Ballenser entertained
fner sunday. ..,.,oa ,,s
wagon Tuesday
r,,tner of Loveland Is visit
| the home of Lew Kerr
| .hnrch and several dwellings
f,siness houses will be lighted
'.a,ylepe light. Mr.. Peterson
p,er is putting in the plaho
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-02-14
TREES AID IN TELEGRAPH4
A Signal Corps Officers Original
Idea in Wireless Mes

Major George o. Squier of the
United States signal corps has by a
series OF experiments reached an ORR
ginal conclusion to the effect t':at liv-
ing vegetable organisms may be used
as part of a circuit for electrical oScll-
la:ions or Hertzian waves, which in
turn suggests the possibility Of using
liyino, trees as substitute for masts
and towers in the operation OF wire
less telegraphy, says San Francisco
dispatch to The Kansas City Star.
To use tree instead OF mast, bal
loon or kite for wireless telegrapny, II
is only necessary, according to Major
Suuier, to drive two ordinary iron
nails into the tree, one near its base
and the other where the main branch
es of the tree divert from the trunk
ard connect the receiving apparatus
between the two nails. With this Sim
ole arrangement the messages from:
the distant wireless station are reat
5y means of telephone.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-02-14

At a melting of the stockholders OF
the Newberry Knitting Mill held on
the 10th day of November 1904, the
board of directors were instructed to
sell the property of the mill, consist
ing of real estate, buildings and ma
chinery. either at private or public
sale: and if at public sale, to give
three weeks notice.
Now. the undersigned, committe"
appointed by the board Of directors,
vii, offer for sale at public outcry the
property OF the Newberry Knitting
nil, consisting OF real estate, build
ngs and machinery, at New5erry
Court House, South Carolina. on the
10Th day OF February 1905, at twelve
o'clock. Terms OF sale cash.
Z. +. Wright
c. f. Summer
B. c. Matthews
Committee.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-02-14
WHAT EVE ATE.
Nav Have Eaten a Ounce, Not an
Apple, Says Mrs. Lille D.
Blake.

Eve never ate the apple.
First-Bccausc there is no lndlca-
ton in the Bible tha; Eve did cat it.
Second.-No apples have ever been
known to grow in that region.
Third.-li she did it was probably
quince
Mrs. Lille Dcvereaux Blake thus
neatly disposcs OF the earliest scan
dal. saws the New York World. And
Mrs. Blake. being a daughter many
times removed OF the famous lady IN
question, has doubtless as intimate a
knowledge of the fact as any authorl-
tv extent. She made the assertion IN
all confidence the other day at the
meeting of the New York Leglsla-
tive league at the Murray Hill hotel
and created hutter in the doVecote
which no argument for woman S
rights has caused.
Mrs. Blake was combating the
statement made by Mrs. Johnson, the
speaker of the day. who in proof OF
woman's importance said,
There is one fact often quoted
which still remains undisputed. Eve
ate the APPLE
Whereupon Mrs. Blake stralghtWay
threw the ounce at her. Every wo-
man in the room was very much
shocked, greatly relieved and a trlf1e
disappointed. They are still wonder
;no # Eve did not eat the apple what
the serpent had to do with the case:
Mrs. Blake has vouchsafed no IN
formation on that head.