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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

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Gu nsrranien uber sa uersadbten:

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9ns iuertbbole @ruunitid on Der @de bon
6ftsgnItimoresS strobe unb 9oftofficesgbeitte;
30 bel 1870 Sub. Ser bintere T6eiI oes 8runos
iiids tpirb fir elm 9ef6Iftsgebduoe oes rSeut'
iben Correspondent benubt neroeH. 9tdbere
(301-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

9orooIts@de Der 2oips uno SorreitsStrdbe
9auptluartier bes @ef1nenereins rWlelo,
oie@. Sineitunoen ieben 9onnerttnaeIbeuo.
8erfammlurgen oes p9entenntnl Wtes9er.
8ereiHs@ ieben 2. uno 4. 9lenitde i'm Wlo'
nat. 1eIepbon - Mt. Yernon 1865 81.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

Gin gcbilOeter 0cuti0er 25 Sabre oft. felt
9ur6eul I'M 9Gnbe lno ipribt etluns Gngliih.
tidt Neibdftigung irgenb lpelder 9lrt. @efl.
Gfierteu an 0ieiuBnrot, Nr. S2G, eeOtt.e trahe.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

VIZ TI7W TIN'NNTN " WWNII1
glir $3.50 fir einell LANCE beltcbCl0cl, 0iinfiia
qeIeqeneH 6igurrcns mn Gpniectionerp Qaoen,
grobe characteristic. hiuige I{ict6c, Sin Bar.
gain. oa 9iQeHlbiimer ole Stdot 0erIdBt. gInd)s
6~lIiruaen in Ar. 42t, 81, YnuI' StrnRe.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18
Sruonften.N

llnteuitebenOe 9reiie be8ieben Ii9
otf Den gngros. SanbeI; fir ben
&Ieinbonoel mtB ein entiprehenocr
@llii6Iog 0cmodJt WcrOen.
Gicr, pro 9llbeno t51ac. bis 1875.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18
Nenrn 6. 0Irin,s Mritanrant,

Gr. 216, GIabs. nube SonaroaStruBe.
8ur8iigIi6e gSeiue, GpiritIuicn II. uuiors
/. Gigarren, .8eites Bier am 3apf. 2unib
fir @~ei1aftSIeute bon 11.30 8orm. bis
2 tlbr 0n1mitineS. IeIepbon e. 4 y.
Wlt. GerltoH 300S-8. CDiir52)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

MnrDlano G6attel 2uan IiIOciation,
$40 bis $500 iuerScu o~erliebru arf @,5beln,
RiaHos etc, uBne Gntfernung oerjclben.
gont I. Sannar 1905 an betinoen ih1 unfere
Biirealr fpieoer in itnierent alien GofaIe.
GaIuert'Snilbing, Dem Sert6tsgebduoe eeget'
iiber.
8tnner gr. 229, PSI, 1888 0peiter GIur).
Giiouft.Gde Sdbettes Mno Ct. 9aul.StrnEe.
Sou0enirS fir Gef6dftSireunoe.
(g2ob9. S.9&Sl
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18
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Yu fnnTtn 9elIdlt:
Gin fIeineS g4pbWbdus miro 81 tdufeH &c
futhf. Ndbere suiSfltnft in Der Office 6es
,Seutfdcn 6urreipOuoetteu, Al ct. 4auG's Str.
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&crlnngt i'm 9%lagcmeincn.
IN tauicu aeIuMt:
Wfuurcrurbcit,
0rntidca Mrhrita. Wndliuciinnn Nirrnn.

Nenfldcs WrDclfs7 ylndllUCllnlge1Nltent
pr. 219, SGhsS6 urps StrGbe, inter Der gtiiiibt
Der nSeuifheu Gcieufhaii." e.. 9ieieniqelt, ole
al 6ei6dittgeu Wilni6en, pollen Ii6 y%erf6nIt6
pber In fraHtirten 8riefen an ben 9Ipenten Der
CSefeuffaft, SUbauu .. MhcGer, gr. 2t9, Siios
SBarpsStrnhc, luenoen, pelber uHentgeltlt9
GlSflinit eribeilen tpiro. l(Sdn2S, 1S
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Qunq; ocrIelbp lam out mmgeben nit Nen5in.,
&etroleInts ooer @dss Niotorcu uno 1T an il
aelo elmer OiGibine 5u urbeiten bereit. 9tnfs
%5uirdnen in Tr, 20t2, 6Briitiauss traRe.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18
Welo aus5nlei6cn.

gSeun Shr @elb nBtbia babt, ipenbet Gnd
@runbeieentbum. @erf6ipieeenbeit. aeine
Getbeef6dftss9Retboben. Wr. aremer, Gr. 100,
Ror6.Raea.S trafs, l. SIur, Qaunorp 8uiIbing.
(SlpriI15-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

Sin beuti6es W}dobeH iu6t Stcuung ais
@66ilr. giud5ufrGGcu in Gr. 1907, Clement
StrnRc, 2ucuitsGutnt. 0Os)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

SeuelloeS VeIlu9el, pro PIHlo.
olte Siibner t5c. bis t515c.; illngc
&iibner 18c. bis 25c. Glrten t3c. bis
16c.; Yllter Toe. bis 49,; @Gnie
t2c. bis 13c.; Golben, pro @oor 20c.
bis 25c.
Srii6te un6 Semitic.
Gortoffellt, pro 9uidel 30c. bis
35c. neile 6lori0aer, pro Sob 81 bis
Sc; 3ltderriiben, pro &iite Toe. bis
20c.; @eiBfobL pro Come $500
bis $1,000; nel,er 8lorioocr, pro
Crate $3.50 bis $2.75; 3wiebeIL
pro 8ui6eI 90c. bis $t.t5; Carrot
ten pro Giitc 3Oc. bis 40c.; 9lepfeI,
pro SOB $t.O0 bis $500; Seaerie,
pro Grotc $3.50 bis $500; broll-
ncr SobG, pro SOB 35c. bis 4Oc.;
Spinot, pro Sob 75c. bis $t.00;
crime @obncr, pro &orb $3.50 bis
$500; runoe Hiiben pro @uidel
20c. bis 25c.; &opfialot, pro 9orb
$1.M Bis $2.75; 8lumenfo6l, pro
Sap 1925 bis $3.50; @urfen, 5lo.
ri0oer, pro Sor6 $500 bis $500;
tomatoes, pro Carrier $500 bis
$3.50; &ooie86er, Noro.Gorolino,
pro @iin0eI 1c. bis &C.; Grobeeren,
pro 4uort 20c. bis 25c.; 9(pieliincn,
pro &iite $500 bis $3.50.
@rocerieS uno Brooiio.
men,.
SoI5fleiid, pro 9funo: feline Gu.
gar = Gureo SHinfen tt12c.; 9roBe
Sdinfcn 1926; gaIifornier Sdin'
fell Tee; Sugar.GureO Yrultitiide
10c.; Sugar Cured Sdultern
&c.; troder oeiaI5ene Seitenrippen
&c.; Spedieiten S12c.; trodcn &c
ioI5ene Sdultern Tee; reiues
S6maI5 in 8ierces 7Ac.; Sped.
i6uItern 8Ac.; MeB.S 9lueincfleii6
$3.50 pro Sab.
Noffinirter 3uder: 9eipiirfelt
6.95c.; pulperiIirt 6.35c.; STANDARD
%gronulirt 6.25c.; fein %granulirt
6.25c.; Grpital u G.25; Columbia
q $500; gelber 5,25c. bis 5.75c.
@er0Iteter aaifee: 6. 8. 6. 100
8fo. &iitcn t2c.; 6. 8. s. 60 8fO.
Gilten 12.1Oe.; 6. g. s. 36 giilno
&ilten 1926; reiner SABA 281ac.;
bis 29c.; gutter SABA 261ac. Bis &c;
reiner Moffa 26Hac. Bis &c; SABA
uno @offa, gemiidt, 251ac. Bis 26c.;
SABA, semiidt, 2419c. bis 25c.; rei-
ner Ioracai6o 2119c. Bis 22c.;
reiner 2a @uapra 2012c. bis DC;
reiner Santos zoe. bis 201@c.; San.
tos, gemiidt, t9c. Bis 1895; &io,
sI 40 RIO 4nN |
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18
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oes .gabern r.sllnt. sBereinS," n@tneH.
frar3f9 artens 8eretns," Canton Smutiriu.
triitbIi1feir" urlo rReHeIf6miebes1tntpn".
Grif6es Bier gu ie6er Belt. Telephone:
Q. & y. - Wlt. Beruor 1898 B.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18
&erIanst: Srancn un6 Nla6den

9erlauot:
sin bnlb crtundicnes WldoAcn fitr nIaemei,
ne Sausnrbett. 9tnhiuiruacn in Gr. 2tt5,
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18

} 9tr. I0I urfo 707a Eom6arbsStrabe, Gtabs
; lat1cfofpIl. Setnite g8etne unb ltal6re.
) Der eefiiibette Ort nuf Der Groe. ~ Sic
/ better. Bool'Barlors tn S~tetIanbtopn.
/ Brontpte Beotennng.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-18
siber's .Gbelwets.Sane,"

@de Gntts. urio Sait.gIbenue, Canton.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES - "a a,
Sdi~iptdndItter oeS 6efnneberetns .Gbels
netB,-4 a9annens@ereinS hes GbeIpets, "
~@alton.eoncIaoes 9r. 445, q. 8. g.
p5rtenfdlsG iftrtftS Nr. 1853, 5. u.sS.- irr1b
~eaIlton Spdrs Ii. Bereniieunass geretnsI.
(Sept21,1S)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01

our conditions are Worst than Slaves. 1t Is
made so by the bossing OF Nelson Walden,
an ignorant & cruel hearted Negro. he is
an ex convict. he has been put out of this
place three times for beating old men. he
tells us that Mr.. Zinkhan will put US out of
the home II we make any complaint, but we
are oblige to beg you that something be Don
in our behalf that we May not go to our
graves from under the club of a wicked
and ignorant Negro criminal. on Thursday
night the 23d Nelson Walden Went to the
bed of Thomas Latfmore and beat him in
awful manner. baltimore, being very sick
could not ward of a single blow. Latimore
is in the hospital & Walden is Boosting
because the authorities here have paid no
attention to his brutal outrage upon the
sick man. he is uncivil, unmanly, and very
abusive to the old men who Dimes at his
Table, and very often Puts their meals In
the slops before they can eat them He
keeps more Disturbance In this ward than
are had in any convict camp In civilized
country. In our Inundated condition &
with sorrowful heartes we appeal to you,
in the name of God and humanity that the
power of this ignorant and evil, brutal
hearted Negro be broken from over US. His
tory Does not show us at any age of our
Civilization Where Paupers have suffered
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01
Tragedy Over a Marriage.

Summer Hazen, bridegroom of a week,
and John Hall, his wife's brother, are dead
as the result of an exchange of pistol shots
at Halls home in Malone, N Y. When
Hall learned that Hazen and his sister
were to he married he warned Hazen that
he would resort to violence, IL necessary.
to prevent the ceremony. Nothing came of
the threat. and the newly married couple,
believing that the trouble had blown over,
started for visit to the brides brothers
home. They had hardly crossed the
threshold Thursday night before Hall drew
revolver and sent bullet into his broth
er-in-iaw's body. AS Hazen fell he whip
ped revolver from his own pocket and
returned the shot. Both men received fatal
wounds and died within few hours.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01
INsPEcTs WASHINGTON ASYLUM.
Petition Presented to Commissioner
mcfarland and Others.

Commissioner mcfarland, accompanied
by Secretary Wilson of the board of char
tiles and Supt. Zinkhan of the Washing
ton Asylum late yesterday afternoon
made an inspection of all the institutions
included In the asylum. This was the
first time that the Commissioner has had
an opportunity of thoroughly inspecting
all the institutions of the asylum since
the supervision of the asylum was placed
entirely under the board of charities and
under Mr.. Netherlands immediate care.
He reported that many improvements
have been made in the institution since
Supt. Zinkhan took charge of 1t, and that
almost all of the changes suggested by
the board of charities several years ago
following an investigation of tho institu-
ton have been carried out. Still further
improvements, however, are to be made.
One of the interesting incidents de-
veloped by Commissioner Macfarland's
visit to the Washington Asylum was his
personal investigation of the subject Of a
petition which had been sent to him BY a
number of old eolored men in ward No. 2,
in the colored mems section of the aims
house. Mr.. mcfarland asked to be taken to
ward No. 2, only himself knowing for
what purpose he desired to see this par
ticular ward as distinguished from any
other ward in the building
In the Commissioners pocket however
was petition from the occupants of the
ward mentioned. 1t seems that for some
tIiue one VI tIle CoioEeu inmates had clung
to human instinct to rule even in the
ward of an almshouse. and that the ex-
ercise of this proclivity had caused con-
siderable discomfort to the subjects OF the
boss" They had become frightened, and
IL seemed that the men were afraid to call
Supt. Kinkhan's attention to the situ-
alton.
However. the other day. the old colored
men took a new hold on their courage,
and, appointing one of their number sec.
rotary. penned the following petition to
Commissioner Mcfarland:
1--WE beg Leave to say to you and the
Honorable Board of Commissioners that our
Lives are made miserable Sc Wretched and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01

such cruelty as some of these old men are
compelled to suffer at the Bloody hands of
Nelson Walden, the self appointed BOSS,
and ignorant Negro criminal. We have
chosen Geo. Holloway as our secretary. and
we do humbly beg that you investigate our
complaint
The signatures of the occupants of the
ward followed. Superintendent Zlnkhan,
upon becoming aware of what had been go
ing on, in the presence of Commissioners
Mcfarland turned Walden out of the aims
house There were witnesses for both sides.
and it was clearly shown things were not as
bad as the petitioners bad reported. wal
den, a one-legged, crippled arm fellow. was
turned out, however, by Mr.. Zinkhan, who
regarded this as just settlement of affairs
and proper discipline.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01

Commander James HasIam of the Home
ward Bound Mission system. who was dan
gerousfy ILL, has nearly recovered and Is
now able to leave his home at I'D Pennsyl-
vania avenue northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01
Noted Horsewoman divorced.

airs. Dorothy Henry Henderson, noted
Virginia rider and familiar figure at the
Virginia and Maryland horse shows, has
obtained a decree of divorce a mensa ct
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01

thoro from her husband, George G. Hender-
son, 10 whom she was married at Milwood,
Clarke county, In September. 1904. BY the
terms of the decree Mrs. Henderson Is paid
the sum OF 800 in cash in lieu of all
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01

mony and any further claim on the prop
erty of her former husband and the de-
PENDANT Is required to pay all costs and
counsel fees. The suit has been pending
for the past two monthA
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29
Saved Friends From Siberia

DIR. Carl Joubert, author of Russia
as 1t Really Is" tells this plain little
story of how he rescued three men,
DIR. Alexander Bogdanovitch and two
others-from exile in Siberia. 1t was
necessary to bribe the sergeant of
the "rota" or prisoners convoy. Dr.
Joubert says: I'VE sat down side by
side at the edge of the forest. Tell
me, sergeant l said, If l were to
place a 80 ruble "a ruble is 51h
cents) note on your eye could you
see?' No, doctor, should not be
able to see with that eye, but could
see out of the other oh, you could!
Well, then, 80 rubles on your other
eye would make you totally blind?'
Yes, doctor. l should be blind for life.
There are SO many colors in a 100
ruble note that it is impossible to see
through 1t, l am told Now let us
come to an understanding. l place a
5O-ruble note on each of your eyes and
you are then blind. Now, supposing
that l should place another upon your
mouth would you lose your power of
speech" "A man cannot speak with
his mouth full of paper, gospodin. You
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29

are doctor who knows well the medi-
cine to prescribe for every disease
Very good l said. Now, when
you are blind and speechless, what are
you going to do?' You may leave
that to me, doctor. All l want to
know is which are the birds and how
many are to be turned into the
woods? You shall have as many as
you wish. but you must remember
that we have only little more than
900 Of them, and therefore, gospodin,
you will not ask for 700 birds Good
heavens. no! 1 only want four or
five at the outside l exclaimed, as
founded by the potency of the medi-
cine l had prescribed. Only five!'
said the sergeant. Then you can take
off so rubles.'"
But the doctor wouldn't take back
any Of his medicine and eventually
added another so. So the sergeant
got 200 rubles and soon after left the
service and started pothouse in Mos
cow on the proceeds. DR.. Joubert,
after rather hard time of it, finally
got his fugitives safely across the
whole of Siberia and Russia and be-
yond the German frontier.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29
Damsel Very Much Shocked

She is little woman who is visit
ing here for a month or two asa those
who know her well say that she is so
proper and has such a sense of the
proprieties that she will not mention
even the legs of a table without blush
ing and stammering. At some obser-
vations, innocent in themselves but
sounding vulgar and uncouth to her
sensitive ear, she becomes so agitated
that dose of heartshorn or smelling
salts administered under the nose is
the only relief. Thus it was that she
was shocked beyond redemption last
week by a statement from a we'll
meaning Mexican who was trying to
show her that his especial laundress
was capable of turning out most en-.
quisitely whitened and well done
clothes. The little woman wears a
great deal of white-waists and skirts
and she grew quite fidgety over the
thought of how to get them done up
to her entire satisfaction here in Mex
leo. In her extremity and with de-
sire to learn of the best laundress she
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29
A TIM o phere Is a Tonic

When the amazed European asks
us what makes the sluggish mind of
the immigrant stir and waken in the
United States. and then to climb, at
first hesitatingly, but soon with yigor
and confidence. to the top round in
the ladder of success, we are accus-
toned to reply. Its in the air." and
we are right.
The spirit which fired our fathers
to cross the wide Atlantic, and which
in less or equal degree still animates
the thousands annually seeking our
shores, is fed and famed by the cold
winds from the northwest.
The cold wave is born in the heav-
ems. miles above our heads, usually
over the Rocky mountain plateau,
Suddenly mass of bitterly cold air
Will tumble down upon Montana. 1t
rushes down as though poured
through an enormous funnel.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29
NEWEST CURE FOR CANCER.
One Said to Have Been Found In Iron
Ore Bous of Indiana.


What many people regard as a cure
for cancer has been discovered here
In the oily slime from the iron ore
bogs which unites with 1t properties of
iron from the ore deposits. says a
Winamac, Ind. special to the Cincin-
natl Enquirer. The discovery was
made by a tile ditcher working in the
bogs. He was afflicted with cancer of
the face, and while working felt in
clined to scratch the affected parts.
Instead, however, he cooled the dis
eased part with handful of the slime
from one of the pools. The itch
stopped at once, and within a few
months he declared the cancer cured.
Several other persons suffering from
cancer tried the same treatment and
all declare themselves rid of the mai
ady, among them being John G.
Boyles, ex-surveyor of Pulaski county,
whose face and eyes were affected.
The waters, which are said to ef-
feet the cure. contain decayed vegeta-
tion from blue flags, water lilies, bit
ter iron weed, cattails. torooch grass.
swamp willows and sage brush. This
compound mixes with the iron-tinc-
tured ooze through the fall and winter.
after which 1t is said to possess the
magic qualities which cure.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29

began taking effect Pork Chops !"
wool began assuming various shades
of blond tint and if ever there was
a scared colored man it was Mr. Webb,
alias Pork Chops" He couldn't un-
derstand it and hoping to get his wool
back to its normal shade of blackness
he continued using the peroxide. OF
course the more he used, the blonder
his head turned. BY this time the
entire circus was interested and anus
ed at Pork Chops" perplexity. He
scented a practical joke, but could not
just locate the cause. Finally his hair
turned a beautiful blonde and that
was the finish for the darkey. He
rushed to Norris & Rowe with de-
spairing cry. For Gawd's sake, bosses,
wat you all 'spose is de mattah wild
my hair?" The circus owners looked
him over and he was indeed sight.
why" said they, you've been
using peroxide. Where did you get
it? You'd better see doctor quick"
Pork Chops" was in no position to
tell where he got it. He simply
rushed to a doctor and has been un-
der treatment ever since. He was a
nightly scared darky and it is safe to
say that LaRue can leave all his toilet
articles around loose now and there
is one darky who will never touch
them, for it has cured him completely
of the habit OF sampling what does
not belong to him.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29

could find she addressed a word or
two to her Mexican guide. The guide
knows English just sufficiently well
to get himself misunderstood.
Isl. Senorita," he said, nodding his
head as If it were attached with very
flexible strings. "My lavandera, she
wash much good clothes"
Does she wash your collars?" asked
the maiden from the Northland.
Isl, Senorita, she wash 'em all
clothes of mine," and the Mexican dis
played crisp edges of the collar as
proof of the good work done.
Does she also wash your shirts?
queried the girl, at the same time
taking hold of his coat and viewing
the shirt.
Isl, Senorita"-and the Mexican
grew enthusiastic-"she wash 'en
much good. She very good lavandera.
You want to see, show you my un-
derclothes."
The young lady collapsed. They
found her powdering her face in order
to hide the blushes.-Mexican Herald.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29

AS it falls it gains momentum, and,
reaching the earth, spreads over the
Mississippi valley, and then over the
Atlantic states, covering them like a
blanket. 1t scatters the foul. logy,
breath-soalked atmosphere in our
towns and cities, and puts ginger into
the air. We fill our lungs with it and
live
New waves are always coming, fol-
lowing each other in regular process
sicn like the waves on a seashore.
1t is fitting then that meteorology,
the science of the weather, should be
a distinctly American product, and
that the people of the United States
should have the best weather service
in the world The United States gov-
ernment spends s1,500,000 a year on
the weather bureau, which is more
money than all the governments of
Europe combined spend for similar
service.-Century Magazine.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29
On the Western Trail

Got a price on his head,
An tn ranch boss, he said
He'd prefer him alive, but would take him
dead.
Same OIL trouble. of course,
Drink an Cap r. L. Morse
An dash f'r tn plains on another mans
horse.
Knowed him since he's a lad,
Used t bunk with his dad,
Amt a natural tough. but In LIQUOR he's
bad.
Fill hrself to lis chin,
Soak hiself to the skin,
An then sit around waitin' a chance to
mix in.
Say. TIL youngster could ride
Anything with a hide
On Its back where tn hair was a gre win
outside.
Roll good cigarette
on his hoss on a bet
When tn cayuse was buckin' an never
lost yet.
Sittin' there in tn camp
Sort o worn out an damp
An his hoss CANT an tired firm a ninety
mile tramp
The Colorado statesman., 1905-07-29
Bleached the Darky's Hair

William LaRue, alias Harry Billy"
one of the principal clowns with the
Norris & Rowe Greater circus that is
headed this way, is an inveterate prac-
tical joker, says the Butte Inter Noun
tain. He is always up to some mis-
chief and is constantly doing some
thing to evoke the laughter of his
companions. His most recent escapade
nearly caused the complete collapse
of one of the employees of the circus.
LaRue has his stateroom on the circus
train fixed up very attractively and
among other toilet articles upon his
dresser is always to be found a bottle
of Florida water.
George Webb, the dusky porter of
the train, who rejoices in the cogno-
men of Pork Chops" presumably on
account of his fondness for that meat,
Is quite a dandy in his way. On sew
eral occasions LaRue caught Pork
Chops" purloining his Florida water
and applying goodly quantities to his
kiply wool. Happy Billy determined
20 teach Pork Chops" a lesson, so
removing the balance of the perfume
he substituted in it's stead a bottle full
OF peroxide, knowing the darky could
not detect the difference for a while
and calmly awaited results.
1t was with much satisfaction that
LaRue saw Pork Chops" continue to
apply the liquid to his head and it
wasn't long before the powerful stuff