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Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01
Cook Sues Globe Democrat.

Moberly, Mo-, May 10 Sam
B. Cook to-day. through his at
torneys, W. A. Rothwell of Mo
berly and James A. Reed III
Kansas City, filed with Circuit
Clerk a suit against the Globe
Democrat for the sum of $3.50,
900. OF the sum asked 800. 900
is for actual and $l50,Cn0 eX-
emplary damages.
The suit grows out of a state
ment in the Globe-Democra, by
THE Old PolilIcian,' urder
date Of February II. 1907,
charging Cook with MAXI & a
false affidavit in reference to
campaign funds of 1896.
The case will 90 t. Hunts
vile and will be set for tria' at
the June term.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01
The Primary Pledge--Organize Now.


to all who are willing that the ma
joTity shall govern in party manage
ment and in the nation. II does not
mean that those who exert themselves
to secure a good platform will be
bound 70 support a bad platform
that is a question which each must de-
termine for himself-but il does mean
that the democratic platform shall
give voice TO the prevailing sentiment
OF the democratic party, and that the
party shall take the coantry into its
confidence. The pledge proposed is a
primary pledge-beca1se the people
speak at the primaries. The national
convention Is attended ty delegates,
and each delegate represents tens Of
thousands Of democrats. The state
convention il also attended by dele
gates and these represent thousands
Of democrats. The county couyen-
tiOns are, as a rule, attended By dele
gates, and these in turn represent nun
dreds Of democrats. At the pr .4ary
the voters speak for them-elvc-. ere
democracy has f. citadel.
'When the WORK Of Organiza ion is
sufficiently Advanced, a time can be
set for the meeting Of the members in
their various localities. The members
OF this organization, while pledged 70
hut one thing namely. attendance
upon the primaries-are urged to CO.
operate among themselves for the sup
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01
Buchanan Brothers.

A girls good name is above
price. dearer even than her life
itself. The knave who will
tarnish it, is a fiend incarnaie.
And the girl who will so de-
mean herself as TO give a black
hearted sconndFel an excuse TO
talk about her, is sillier than a
blind goose. The sensible girl
lives like Caesars wife, above
suspicion. Her modest. retir
ing ways, gentle. refined man.
ners and sweet, Kindly DISPOSE
tiou shield her from the vulgar
tongue of the foul hearted de
famer OF character.-RIlls Co.
Times.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01
WANTED.

MEN and WOMEN in this county
and adjoining territories, to represent
and ADVERTISED an old established house
OF solid financial standing. Salary to
men S2l weekly, TO women $12 to sl8
weekly with Expenses advanced each
Monday by check direct from head
quarters. Horse and buggy furnished
when necessary; position permanent.
Address, Blew Bros. s. Co., Dept, 8,
Monon Bldg, Chicago, III. 2-9tf
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

Capt. L w. Summers. stew
ard at the State Insane Asylum
Fulton, was 10 the city Friday
rubbing noses with his friend,
Senator w. S. McClintic.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01
Reflections C., a Bachelor

4 woman never gets so old
she thinks some man ought not
to chase her, aud q man never
so old he THINKS he ought not
to chase some woman.
You can always keep a cook
when she isn't any good.
A woman is always fatter
than she looks unless she is
thinner than she looks.
1t makes d woman terribly
happy to be much unhappy be-
cause she loves a man so much
This would be a pretty dreary
world for women if there was
no chance in it for them to
show off.-New York Press.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

Miss Juliet Maddox, of Mon.
roe City, visited relatives here
last week, and while here pur.
chased a beautiful hat from Miss
Essie Rice,-Stoutsville Ban
fner.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01
Shave at Streams.

Col. w. r. Youell has made
his daughter. Miss Venie, su-
premely happy by presenting
Der with one of r. o. Ballard s
fine pianos.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

man, to thr youth at college
You write - Say that you'll
need abou' $500 20 Duy a auto
mobile with. 4 = write TO say
that me an yer mother air a.
comm fer you ii he old OK cart
an you'll ii. in II, a. ride home
in it, too!'
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

S. w. P and a can or BUCKET
of paint of our kind is an abso-
Lutte guarantee that it is the
best ,obtalnable Wood Bros.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

George Hall, one of the pro-
gressive farmers of this Sicini
ty is giving a practical demon.
stration of what dragging will
do for roads. He lives 2 miles
north of Madison and this
spring after every rain be bite! =
es up to his drag and goes over
the road between his home and
town, and as a result has the
best two miles dirt road in the
county, considering the time it
has been worked. Mr.. Hall Is
enthusiastic on the subject #
road dragging and says that il
is an easy, cheap and perma-
nent way for making 60 d
roads Madison Times.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

Mrs. N. J. Baker, of Clarence
came over Friday to visit her
grand daughter, Mrs, J. H Rob
duson.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

The best ever, is the Ice
Cream Srda at Charlie Young's
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01
Some Bright
Jewels that are
Worth Reading

TT
o'ee' "e' I've AP'i. olosSo'n
II III ''"' "u ''u
OLr ~ -" ~ az "I 49,
WI" '''' u '"~ "a
IL
) reet were he birds a-callin'
10 those U,D>>Dns. wavin' free
An the soft s.uth- Winds were
ol"wir'
Her gold hur over me!
III
An u give "o''' y ''o".
~ wa" 'o'e "aS &C."
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

Satan Say, ID country fine.
But | cum.u uowu de lineH'
Watch on. sinner, whar you
gwiur.-
Comiu'-cOm' down de line!
II.
Satan say. D-y preach en- pray
But III gil IA all some day."
Dem 3'e siaue.5 good fer fryin!
Comiu o. comb down de line!
Dear john wrote the Cd
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

r.. T Rhodes and Bob Bur
CESS, of Paris. were in the CITY
with friends, Friday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1905-06-01

Dear John" wrote the Cd
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

MINING APPLICATION No. 1O14. United States Land Office, Tucson, Arizona, August 4, 1905. Notice is hereby given that HovaI A. Smith
 and Della Williams. both of Bisbee, Arizona have made application for patent to the Tom lode, Survey 20S0. and approximately in Tp. 2S D. R- 24 E. c. & S. R. B. & Nj. in Warren
 Mining District, Cochise County, de- scribed as follows: Beginning at
 cor. No. 1 whence N. W. cor. Sec. 90 ID. 23 s. R. 25 E. brs. N. S2 degs. S5 mins. 30 secs. E. 8314.9 it. thence s. 10 degs. se mins. E. 1472.1 it. to cor. No. 2; thence 5. 42 degs. 8 mins. W. 3sS.7 1t. to cor. No. 3: thence N. s5 degs. 2S mins w. 3SS.7 it. to cor. No. {; thence N. Il degs. f7 mins ". S79.2 fl. to COT. No. 5; thence N. 42 degs mins. E. 747.s 1t. to cor. No. the place of beginning. The To- cation is recorded in Book 20 Page T. Mining Records of Cochise County. Adoining claims are, George on the
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
First publication August g, 1905.

MINING APPLICATION No. 1013, United States Land Office. Tucson, Arizona, August 4, 1905. Notice is hereby given that Hcval A Smith, ct al., of Bisbee, Arizona, have made application for patent to George lode, Survey No. 2079 approximately in Tp. g s. R. 24 E. G.. & s. R. B. & NJ. in Warren Mining District, Cochise County, described as follows: Be ginning at COT No. whence N. W. cor. Sec 30 Tp 23 S. R. 25 E. brs. N. 7S degs. 24 mins. 30 sec E. 77771 fl. thence s. 60 degs. mins w. GOT f<t. to COT. No. 2; thence N. 10 degs z6 mins W. 14121 ft. to cor. No. 3; thence N. 39 degs. fl mins E. 20 1t 10 cor. No. 1; thence N. 9 degs. 4t mins. W. 21 1t. to cor. No. 5; thenc' N. 60 degs. mins. E. COTS it. to cor No. G; thence s. 9 degs. 46 mins E 1892 it. to cor. No 1 the place 9 Beginning. The location is recordet in Book 20. Page : Mining Record of Cochise County. Adjoining claim gre John on the east, Bangor and Bui Hngion on the south, Tom on tn vest, and Parker on the north.
 MILTON R. MOORE,
 Register First publication August 9, 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

MINING APPLICATION No. 1915 United States Land Office. Tucson. Arizona, August 4, 1905 Notice is hereby given that Hoyal A. Smith. et al, of Bisbee. Arizona, have made application for patent to the John mining claim, No. 20S1, in approxi- mately Tp. 23 s. R. 24 E. c. & s. R. B. & NJ in Warren Mining District. Co chise County, described as follows Beginning at cor. No. l whence N. w. cor. Sec. 30 Tp. g s. R. 25 E. brs. N. 75 degs. 39 mins. 30 secs. E. 7150.1 it., thence s. 57 degs. 5S mins. w C42.7 f.. to cor. No. 2; thence N. g degs 46 mins. ". 1379.7 it. to cor. No. 8; thence N. 57 degs. 5s mins. E. 56S.4 fl. to cor No. 1; thence $. 35 degs 51 mins. E. 7S.7 it. to cor. No. 5: thence s. II degs. 20 mins E. 127s.2 fl. to cor. No. 1 the place of beginning The location is recorded in Book 20 Page z, Mining Records of Cochise County. Adjoining claims are Joseph on the east Last Chance and Ban gor on the south, George on the west and Parker on the north.
 MILTON R. MOORE.
 Register First publication August 9, 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
MINING APPLICATION NO. 1o21,

MINING APPLICATION NO. 1921, Q. s. Land Office, Tucson, Arizona, August 4, 1905. Notice is hereby giv- en that Hoval A. Smith ct ai., oI BIS bee, Arizona. has made application for patent to the Parker lode. Survey No. 2OS2, approximately in Tp. 2S, s. R. 24, E. c. & s. R. B. & NJ, in War ren Mining District, Cochise County, Arizona, described as follows: Begin ming at cor No. l. whence the N w. cor. Sec. 80 Tp. %, s. R. 25, E. brs. N. SC degs. AZ mins. E. 71O5.6 it.; thence S. 59 degs. 56 mins. W. 1315.1 1t. to cor No. ?; thence s. 39 degs 41 mins. W. 2.2 fl. to cor. No. 8; thence N. 41 degs. 40 mins, w. 595.1 1t. to cor No 4; thence N. 59 degs 20 mins. E. 1314.6 1t. to cor No. 5; thence s. 41 degs. 40 mins. E. 60S.4 1t. to cor. No the place of beginning The location is recorded in Book 20 Page 8. Mining Records of CochisC County. Adjoining claims are Cave Extention on northeast; John. ana George on the southeast; Rhine or southwest; and May. Coniac, August Mckinley and Gap Extention on north west.
 MILTON R. MOORE.
 Register
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
THE oRNpoREE HOTEL

Fl Paso is entertaining many Of the people from Bisbee, Douglas, Cananea, and surrounding towns. It Is sug- gested that when in the Pass City they try the Orndorfs hotel. It has hand somely furnished rooms, is so pleas antly situated on the Plaza, and the cuisine of the highest class, that visi tors will be thoroughly satisfied with their visit at the Orndorff.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

MINING APPLICATION No. 1918. United States Land Office. Tucson. Arizona August 4, 1905. Notice is hereby given that Jos. F. Chisholm, ct al., of Bisbee. Arizona. have made application for patent to the Sopny lode. Survey No. 2OS5. situated approxi- i mately in Tp. g s. R. 24 E. G. & s. R. B. & NJ. Warren Mining District. Co., chise County, Arizona, described as fol lows: Beginning at cor. No. 1, whence l '. s. NJ. NJ. No. 4 brs. N. 6 degs. 12 mins. w 6937.GS fl. thence N. 36 ] degs. 25 mins. 90 secs. E. 570.9 ft 10 cor. No. ?; thence s. 19 degs I0 mins w. 344.34 it. to cor No. 3 thence s. S4 degs. 8 mins. E. 7S0 oS ft. to cor. No. 4; thence s. 36 degs 24 mlns. 90 secs. w 6S0.7 it. to cor No. 5; thence N. 36 degs. W. 765.6; 1t. to cor. No. 6; thence S. 49 degs SC mins. w 1941 fl. to cor. No. 1 th' place of beginnng. The locations ar, recorded in Mining Records of Go chise County as follows. of Book II Page 415, Amened Location in Bool S4, Page 132. Adjoining claims ar f Red Jacket on the north. William Jer l nings Bryan on the southeast, Amer , can on the southwest, and Judeah O s the northwest.
 MILTON R. MOORE. s Register
 First publication August Z. 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

MINING APPLICATION No. 1O16. United States Land Office. Tucson. Arizona, August 4. 1905. Notice is hereby give that James H. Bell. of Bisbee. Arizona, has made application for pantent to the Baltimore lode. Survey 2071. approximately in I'D. g s. R. 24 E. c. & S. R. B. & NJ. Warren Mining District. Cochise Coun- ty, described as follows: Beginning at cor. No. 1 whence '. S. NJ. NJ. No. brs. s. 29 degs. 57 mins. w. SSsS-2 it. thence N. 3S degs. 30 mins. W. 1240.5 ft to cor. No. 2; thence N Sl degs. mins. E. 63s 1t. to cor. No. 3; thence s. 3S degs. 90 mins. F. l24O.5 1t. to cor. No. 4; thence S. S1 legs. 8 mins. ". 63S 1t. to cor. No. 1 the place of beginning. The To- cation is recorded in Book 23, Page '73, Mining Records of Cochise Coun- ty. Adjoining claims are Korpp on the Waldo. Iron Mountain. and Iron Mountain No. 2 on the southwest and Paragon on the northwest.
 MILTON R. MOORE.
 Register. First publication August 3. 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

The Eastern Star lodge will enter tain at a lawn party at the residence of Mrs. J. c. Pritchard, Thursday ev- ening, the 10th. All members and wis iting members are invited to attend.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

east, Burlington and Helena on the south. No. on the west, and Rhine on the north.
 MILTON R. MOORE,
 Register First publication August g, 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
COPPE R

The new edition of the COPPER HANDBOOK Iists and describes 3,311 copper mines and copper mining com panies in all parts of the world, cover. ing the globe, these descriptions rang ing from two lines to 12 pages eacA in length, according to importance os the mines The descriptions are noi padded, but give facts in the most condensed and get-at-able- form.
 There are also fifteen miscellaneous chapters, devoted to History, Uses, TerminoloU, Geography, Geology. Chemistry, Mineralogy, Metailurs., {, Finances and Statistics of Copper, rendering the volume veTitable ency- clopedia on the subject of Copper and everything pertaining to the metal.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

Refreshing soda water at the Bis. bee Bakery.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
First publication August g. 1905.

MINING APPLICATION No. 1912 United States Land Office. Tucson. Arizona. August i. 1905 Notice is hereby given that Hoval A. Smith. ct zT-, Gf Bisbee, Arizona, have made application for patent Of the Newcas- tie lode. Survey 2077, approximately in Tp. 25 s. R. 24 E. T. & s. E. B. < U- in Warren Mining District. Co ehise County, described as follows: Beginning at cor. No l whence N. w Cor Sec. 50 Tp. 9 s. R. 25 E. hrs & fl degs. IS mina. F. 7662I it. thence s. 73 degs. 54 mins W. 3323 it In COT. No. 2; thence N. 75 degs s1; rrfsn. w 445.17 ft. to cor. No. 5 thence M. 1 degs. %a minl E, sos. ft. to cor: No {; ihea6a N S aAzs s2 mins. W. sos f. to cor. No. 5 thence N. 13 degs mins, E. 599. it. to cor. No. G: thence N. 69 dees miDs. W. 77.46 f. to cor. No. ': ttenWe N,- 72' degs. 54 mins. E. 1GS.4I .. A1 cor. No s: thence s. 0 degs 47 mins. W. 425 f. tO cor. No. 9: thence S. deg. mins. W 4c5.6 1t to COT, No. 10; thence s. 79 degs. E 5gg.6 fl. to cor No. 1, the place of beginning. The location is re corded in Book 32 Page 379 Min. Ing Records of Cochise County. Ad Joining claims are Michigan on the east, East Bisbee No. on the south Compromise and Wash on the west and Rough Rider on the north.
 MILTON R. MOORE,
 S" Register
 E;ret n,,bIicafion Auot,s+ 1Q05
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

MINING APPLICATION No. 1011. United States Land Office, Tucson. Arizona, August 1, 1905. Notice is hereby given that Hoval A. Smith, ct al, of Bisbee, Arizona. have made application for patent to the Joseph lode Survey 2076, in approximately Tp. 23 s. R. A E. c. & s. R. B. & NJ. Warren Mining District. Cochise Coun- ty, described as follows: Beginning at cor. No. 1 whence N. W. cor. Sec. % Tp. 23 s. R. 25 E. brs. N. 79 degs. mins 30 secs. F. 6571.1 ft., thence s. II degs. 30 mins. E. 1902 fl. to cor. No. 2; thence s. co degs. mins W. COLA 1t. to cor. No. 3; thence ". II degs. 30 nlins. w. 1279.2 1t. fo cor. No. 4; thence N. 50 degs. 4 mins E. cos 1t. to cor. No. 5: thence s. 35 degs. 51 mins E. 74.9 ft to cor. No. G.; thence s. IS degs. 51 mins. E. 2O5.1 1t. to cor. No. !; thence $. 35 degs q mins. z. 4S4.S fl. to cor. No. s; thence s. eS degs. 46 mins. F. 304.7 1t to cor. No 1 the place of The location is recorded Tn Book 20. Page g, Mining Records of l,oehise County. Adjoining claims are Cave and Cave Extention on the east, Last Chance on the south, and | John on the west.
 MILTON R. MOORE.
 Register.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

See Naquin's for price on furniture for that bed room.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

Leading Home Made 'Bisbee Fayorite"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

 MINING APPLICATION No. 1017. United States Land Office. Tucson. Arizona, August 4, 1905. Notice is hereby given that Hoval A. Smith. of Bisbee, Arizona, has made appIi- ration for patent to the Lucky lode. Survey No. 2OS4. in approximately I'D. g s. R. 24 E. c. 6 s. R. B. 6 NJ. in Warren Mining District, Cochise Coun- ty. described as follows: Beginning 7t cor. No. 1 whence N. w. cor. Sec. 90 Tp- 23. s. R. 25 E. brs. s. 7S degs. min. F. 1O270.7 it. thence S. 46 1egs- 12 mins. w. 17O74 1t, to cor No. 2; thence s. 39 degs. 90 mins. 30 secs. W. 2T0.S fit. to cor. No. 8; thence s. II degs. ? mins. W. 9OO.1 1t to Cor No. 1; thence 2. 43 degs. g @irs. W 7676 1t. to cor. No. 5: thence W. 27 degs. 42 mins. W. 117.9 ft. 10 cor No. 2: thence N. 46 degs IS mins. E. 14795 fl. to cor. No. :: thence 8. 27 degs 42 mins. E. 25 it. to cor. No. 1 the place of beginning. The location is recorded in Book 20 Page IA, Mining Records of Cochise County. Adjoining claims are Baker. A. K, and Lulu on the southeast. Comstock on the southwest, and Wal lace on the northwest.
 MILTON R. MOORE,
 Register First publication August g, 1905
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

Refrigeraters, the best kind at the right price. Naquin's.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
REVIEW CLASSIFIED "ADS'' LONE GENT A wORD-.

FOR SALE-Furniture of broom
 house. Apply over Wedge Saloon.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

VELVET ICE CREAM AT THE AL. HAMBRA.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

PERsONkL-Uneie ssm's Loan of
 aes. Money loaned. Main St.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
It is the Worlds Standard
 Reference Book on Copper

Every Miner, Prospector, Banker and Broker needs the book Pries- is S5 in bucram binding with gilt top, or S7.Go in euD library morocco, and the book. in eiAer binding, viii be sent, fully prepaid, on approval, to any address in the world. to be paid for if found satisfactory. or 1t may bs returned. within . week of receipt and the charge wi1 be canceled- A& d7ess the Author and Publisher.
 HORACE ]. STEVENS
 l3 Postoffice Block.
 Houohton, Mich. U. g. A.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

The best always at Bisbee Bakery Phone 245.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

First publication August 2. 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

MILTON R. MOORE.
 Register. First Publication August g, 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

First publication August g, 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
P 2 g 2 q g Q . g 2 .: . H < S :.
 BUSINESS and LOCAL

NaQuln's will buy your second hand furniture.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

First publication August 9, 1S05.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

First publication August 3, 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

i3 Postoffice Block. Houqhton, Mich. U. g. 4.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-10-19
Tossed For a Name.

The name of William Travers Je-
rome, New York's district attorney,
was decided by the toss of coin.
His father, Lawrence Jerome, was a
great friend of William Travers, the
wealthy stockbroker, whose stutter
end jokes used to keep his friend in
continual laughter. When Jerome's
son was born the father could not
decide whether TO choose his own
or his friends name. "T-t-toss
for it," suggested Travers, and they
did. The stockbroker won, and the
boy was namel William Travers Je-
rome. 1t was Travers who advised
a suffering acquaintance to consult
certain doctor regarding his afflic-
ton. "You c-c-can depend on
his h-h-helping you," said Ira
vers, "for he c-c-cured me"
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-10-19
Major Rejoice NcwtOn's Memory.

Major Rejoice Newton was one OF
the characters of the Worcester bar
some years ago. One Fourth of July,
when he was quite an old man, he
met two brother members of the
bar, who took him into the rooms OF
the Worcester Light infantry. His
son, who died some years before, was
long an officer Of the company, and
the old man was cordially welcomed
and Hospitality treated.
Next day the captain of the in
fantry company met one Of the law
yers who had introduced Major
Newton and said TO him: chat was
a very remarkable old man you
brought in yesterday to our rooms.
lie stayed there all the forenoon,
drinking punch and telling stories.
He remembered General Washing
ton distinctly. He went home 10
dinner, came back in the afternoon,
drank more punch and remembered
Christopher Columbus" - Boston
Herald.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-10-19
A Rabbit With Bass.

"In travelling about the country,
as / am constantly, it las been my
luck to encounter some pretty queer
things in the food line" said Will
lia4a Wect, ''but 1 think the queerest
of all was an experience / had re-
Gently in Oswego, N. Y. l mad nev-
er been in Oswego before, but a
friend told me of a restaurant there
where l could set bite at mil night
that would remind me of New York.
$50 | went in there one night and
told the waiter to bring me a Welsh
rabbit and a bass. Then | waited
and waited. 1t seemed to take the
longest time to make that rabbit.
Half an hour passed, and back came
the waiter with tray. When he
had set It down lie came over to me
and asked:
What vegetables would you Ike
with the bass, sor?
'FYes, he had-he had cooked Il
fish with the Welsh rabbit l'-St.
Louis Republic.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-10-19
A Dose For the Doctors.

"Reuben Fields, the johnson
county mathematician, who is con-
sidercd by many to be an idiotic
wonder, stopped at hotel in a small
town in Henry county recently"
saws the Oak Grove Mo.) Banner.
GAS usual in such places there were
a number of drummers on hand.
There was also a meeting Of some
medical men at the place, who used
the hotel as headquarters. One of
the doctors thought it would be
quite joke to tell Fields that some
of the n. DIS had concluded to kid
nap him and take out his brains to
learn how it was he was so good in
mathematics. He was then asked
by them what he was going to do
about it. Fields replied, L will go
on without brains just like you doc
tors are doing"
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-10-19
Facts From ENGLAND.

Some curious facts are disclosed
in a blue book dealing with the rev.
enue of Great Britain during the
year 1904-05. Fines for slave deal
ing brought In about 5000, while
conscience money" came to over
$1,000. The revenue on playing
cards amounted to over 81, 900, 900
The sweepings Of the gold and sill
yer rooms in the mint realized S.
800, while some of the properties
left over from the coronation Of
King Edward were sold for $35.
Nearly dozen pensions on The civil
lists of George ". and William w
are still being paid.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-10-19
Full of Wind.

One blustery day in March last a
primary schoolteacher in Brooklyn
in assigning topics for an exercise in
English composition suggested that
certain of the pupils might give
their impressions of the weather.
One of the little scholars was Oh
served to gaze pensively out of the
window for a long time before put
ting her pencil to paper. AT last
she undertook the irksome task and
in iiffy had completed her "com-
position" When she handed it in
the teacher was much surprised by
the laconic but unconscious humor
of it. The effort read as follows:
Sgrhe world is full of wind. =