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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
DISTRESS AFTER MEALS
Sure Sign That Dr.WIIiams' Pink Pills
Are Needed to- Tone Up the
Digestive Organs.

Loss of appetite, distress after eating,
shortness Of breath, a feeling of utter
wealsness-these are symptoms that are
familiar to most sufferers from stomach
trouble. Too often the ordinary DOCTORS
treatment serves but to weaken the dis
eased organs.
The new tonic method of treating dis
orders of this kind does not aim to do the
work of the stomach, does not demand
that the food be pre-digested, but builds
up the weakened organs, SO that they can
do the work that nature intended.
Mrs. L.O. Law, of No. 324 North street.
Horton, Kansas, says: "ln 1897, While
we were living on a farm i'll this neigh
borhood, l became generally debllltated
as the result of overwork. l had serious
indigestion, lost my appetite. suffered
from sense of suffocation and from OBJ
struction of the circulation, so that artl-
fetal means had to be used to restore 1T.
After suffering for months without find
ing any relief, [ tried a box of DIR. Will
liams' Pink Pills Of which l had read i'll
newspaper The first few boxes made
me lots better, and after using the third
box I felt entirely well.
81 am now i'll excellent health and am
able not only to take care Of my house
but also to assist my husband in q store
which he has lately taken. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills cured me and / can recon-
mend them. They are SO simple, so
easily taken and SO prompt i'll their ac-
ton
Remember DR.. Williams Pink Pills do
not act on the bowels. They make new
blood and restore shattered nerves. III
this way they carry health and vigor to
every organ and fiber of the body. They
are sold by all druggists or will be sent,
postpaid. on receipt of price, so cents per
box; six boxes for So 80 by the DR.. Will
liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
Respectable Parents.

Little Prince Edward of Wales, who
is eleven years old, has been studying
English history, and he was being ex-
amined recently on the period of Hen
~ the Seventh. who was Prince
Warbeck?" he was asked. "Perlln
Warbeck," replied the prince, was a
pretender. He pretended to be the
son of king, but he wasn't. He was
the son of respectable parents
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
Parliamentary Mud FIinging.

The Australian labor members are
distinguishing themselves as parlia-
mentary phrasemakers. Mr.. Prender-
CAST, the member for North Melbourne
and the leader of the Labor party in
the parliament of Victoria, has charac-
terized a colleague, who interjected a
remark while he was speaking, as an
"alcoholized epileptic freak" which is
a distinct. contribution to the litera-
ture Of legislative scurrility. After
some demur, be withdrew and apollo
gized.-Pall Nal Gazette.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
Hook Declined.

President Eliot of Harvard when a
young man ordered a bottle of hook
in Boston restaurant, saying as he
did so: Here, waiter, bring me bot
tie of hock-hic, haec, hoc!" The wait
er, who had been to college, smiled,
but never stirred. "What are you
standing there for?" exclaimed the
professor; didn't order some hock?'
eyes, sir,'' said the waiter, you or
dered it, but you afterward declined
it."
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
Lucky.

A story that comes from Ireland re-
lates to the custom among farmers
there of depositing money in the bank
in the joint names Of husband and
wife, so that when one dies the sur.
vivor can draw out the money without
any legal formalities. To a farmer
who recently made application for
money deposited for himself and his
wife, the manager of the bank asked:
"Why Pat, how can this be? It is not
much more than year since you came
with an application on the death Of
your wife," well, your honor was
the reply, "I'm a bit lucky wild vim
men"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
PATENTS.

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, ST. Paai, Mimi Peter Brandt.
Chisago, Mimi, poison distributor;
Andrew Cleland, Minneapolis, Mimi,
tanning mill; Andrew Kammerloher.
Minneapolis, Mimi, grain cleaner;
Kistel Osel, ST. Paul, Mimi, grain
door for railway cars; William Por-
ten, st. Paul, Mimi, mold for building
block; Casper Spiess, Norwood, Mimi,
concrete fence post; Ida Thompson,
Jamestown, N. D., window kitchen.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
Didn't Have to.

'Why don't you go to worlI?" de-
manded the housekeeper.
"Well, yer see" began the gray.
haired old loafer, 'I've got wife an
three children to support"
But il you don't work how can you
support"
GAS / was a-sayin', lady, I've got a
wife an three children to support me"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
Not on the Steps.

Maria Jane" said fond mother
the other morning to her daughter.
"did Daniel Jameson kiss you on the
steps last night?"
mo mamma, he did not"
If the fond parent had said clips" in
stead of steps it would have trou-
bled Maria Jane to reply.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
A Section MISSING.

A colored undertaken was requested
to embalm the body of a colored man.
The wife of the deceased asked what
the cost would be. He named his usual
charge, to which she quickly replied:
81 think that's too much" But it is
the regular fee," protested the under
taker. ",That may be-" assented the
widow, "but this amt regular corpse.
My husband had wooden leg"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23

tOT uIleen years
l had kidney trou-
bles, and though I
doctored faithfully.
could not find a
cure. | had heavy
backaches, dizzy
headaches and ter
rible urinary disor-
ders. One day |
collapsed. fell in
sensible on the
sidewalk, and then
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
A Souvenir.

Aunt Jane Edith, didn't see Mr..
Sweetser kissing you in the hall last
night?
Edith-Yes; but it was only In re-
membrance of former days.
"a sort Of souvenir spoon. suppose
you mean"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23

wasted away in bed for ten weeks.
After being given up, l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. In a couple of
months regained my old health, and
now weigh 1Ss pounds. Twelve boxes
did it, and l have been we'll two
years.
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
In His Place.

How is it that you are always in
debt? You should be ashamed of your
self"
"Come, now, don't be too hard on a
fellow. You would perhaps be in debt
too, if you were in my place"
'What placer"
cable to get credit"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
Advertising Rates.

Col. Highfyer-What are your rates
per column?
Editor of "Swell Society"-For in
sertion or suppression?
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23

It isn't until man swears off that
he finds out how many fellows want
to treat him.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23

A practical joker is one who pos
sesses the ability to turn his Jokes into
cash.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23

Some people will swipe anything
they can lay their hands on, and yet
they won't take a joke.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23
WASTED TO A SHADOW.

But Fo.nd Cure After Fifteen
Years Of Suffering.
A. H. Stotts. messenger at the State
Capitol. Columbus, o.. says:
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces In
aammation allsys pain wind collie. CSC bottle.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-23

Budding genius is good bit Ike
thin ice. 1t doesn't always bear.
Cold cash makes towards Of us all. (
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
co TO SERVE FRANCE.
Description Of conscripts on Their
Way to 8arrack hcmes.

Dissertation OF Conscripts on Their
Way to Barrack Hcmes,
"Thsy arc caelous crowd says a
writer describing the conscripts 81
he French army these hoys Of 70
ana ID. in various stages 81 soariety
al they throng on to the platforms q
ha GALWAY stations and under the
ire Of genlla ana superior sarcasm
froln the young men IN uniform who
have already done a year or two
climb into the third. class cattle pens
which are 10 take them to the thresh-
aid If their lives in barracks. The
sons Oh wealthy men elbow the scour-
inas AZ the streets.
"AI wear their worst clothes, ex-
cent those who 10 not possess a sec
ona saft the chief peculiarly about
fbo whole Of them Is an entire abb
sarco n luggage. A young friend Of
Taa croyqjno In South Carolina.
~ charles A. SHEPARD of South
~,rai;ra has provad on his own plan
totian II sun5meryille. 20 miles out Of
C,h.rla.ton that the growing Of tea
o.n ba carried On successfully and
nrnatably. HE has been doing this for
~ n3sf ~ wears with such good re-
SIMS that The secretary Of agricul-
fnra ana the congress Of the United
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
NOW SUCCEEDS
Mr.. CORTELYOU
SELECTED AS VICE CHAIRMAN
THE REPUBLICAN, NATIONAL
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE -
BA3CCcK ALSO RAISED.

Washington. Narcl I'd Harry ..
view. 81 Indiana. t. IN tbe city and IL
andarst 0od that within q tow days
announcement will Be matte Of bis
resignation as acting chairman Of the
.epubliean national committee % sue
ICED Postmaster General Corteiyou
Who has announced his intention to
etire from the chairmanship.
Secretary Cortelyou late tonight
nm aunced that he had appointed
Eew Vice chairman of the republican
lationaI commit ce and by reason q
his appain ment Now would become
citing caairman on his (Cortelyou's -
.atiremeut which will take place IN
few days Mr. Cortelyou has ap.
20 ntod Representative Babeock' OF
Wisconsin. a member Of the repuph
AN national committee from Wiscon
lin. Babcock viii retire from ,ha
hairmanBh.p Of the republican con
ressional campaign committee in on
Ter that he may be free to act In hi,
lew party capacity.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

Big Four From East
No8-.-- ----I2:20 p m
NC 9--------- $50 Y IA
No Snnd
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
OLD MEN FOR WAR.

Must The venerable proyerb via
rlenaR)f rounsel, young men for war
~ amended? The experience Of man
t.ra until The last half century seem,
"a II. yfndicate fhe last part Of il az
zen as The frs Caesar who dla
rof gef out against the Gauls un
NJ was IL. and was 81 when he won at
pharsaIia, was long an exception
Alexander beat Darius at Aroeia ny
~ ana Eaf1rc he was 80 vented NJ
'ramoH4 sigh because there were no
IS, re- worlds to conquer Hanhllti
.,3s e0mmander-in-chief Of the eafta
aelnian army at 20. and set oot
i aa,nsf Rome at o. Frederick the
.Graai won Hohenfriedburg al ~ M
raleon mad conquered Italy when -e
wan Ansterlisz at 30. and lost wafer
M Al is. Ney was the same age Us
III areat leader, ana Aurat but two
,s#as older. Wellington fia'shaG she
naoaa ular campaign at p 1nd Won ~
Waterloo al 81
Contrast The ages of these great cap
aims with those Of the great com.
mapaers of more recent times. Grant
Was onIy AZ when hc became Aeateh
ami general OF the union armies but
ltoe was nine years older Waen ne
faHab his f8rsL great hattle-at MAJ.
arn hin gaan Napoleon vas when
~ lied from Waterloo. MoltEe vas
fG wears old when he oyeH1re# me
Austrian al sadowa and 70 when ms
Genius trtmphed IN the Ffane9.Prus'
siam war. Nogi is 81 KuroHi Is o.
/ Oyama If g.
i iii seems pr06able that changes I'D
methods al warfare have been a fae.
! lor In putting middle aaaj ANA o!d
mon IN command Of modern armies
The physical qualities Of the military
leader were Of prime importance in
4 sneient times He led ais troop n
I commanded them and inspired them
ID deeds of yalor by tie example q
| bid own proves. These qualities
/ continued To he Of considerable i'm
| pouauce as long as armies We're com
/ pact masses OF no more than say, 80,
geo men. Great soldiefs5 therefore
were usually young men
Tbings had changed when Ella Mott
ka. q soldier OF books and maps. coul1
sit impossible at the end Of tele
graph wire and direct the eonquerina
movements of more than half mil
ion men according to a plan he had
lrawu up months before. The greai
captain had wholly ceased 10 be
lighter. He had become a chess play
II with a board perhaps hundreds q
thousands Of miles in area. This !.
!, what Oyama is. He is cool, Ion.
leaded old fellow who has mastere,
elfeseience and the arl-of modern wa
BY long years Of study and expert
nee. Future great commanders prof.
Il. abg viii be a good deal like him.
1 Eaicago Tribune
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
POLICE MAGISTRATE.

In lais s3ua The Bulletin announc-
ss judge John I'll Robinson as a candi.
iate for reelection as police magis
rate. Judge Robinson has filled the
)ffce eight years in satisfactory
manner previous to which time he
vas city Judge. and in the latter office
le was the same honest, upright Of
icial that he has been during hi
naglsterial term. lie is well known
o every citizen Of the city, being an
BID and highly esteemed resident a
nan Of integrity and morality and his
ong public record is without stain
he has served the people well and
,onsclentiously, and there is a large
sentiment favoring his reelection.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
CHARITIES OF HELEN GOULD.


Her Cift1 Bestowed W.h UneW-Nins
BUSINESS Instincts.
Her law school course illustrates
mother trait in her character. She =
.a~eful. udiclous. an excellent bnsi
ness woman even ia tho hestoval e.
,ar charities The uisdregtod Teri
tor of the seriu entail giyer of gifts
SCI mot hers. Size is fortunate that IT is
not Emotional philanthropy Nooia
long ago have made her a bankrupt
H.~ .ourna. az Conservative estl-
matte is bar- tI5 0ouo00, If She com
allied Vifb au the requests for money
bieb Che receives Il would take Der
-,-.,,f,fr.- rs.. chan two years 60 dis
.-eaof h. Size receives about loG Lett
fors a dav as ag for SIMS which
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
A WAVE or REFORM.

To readers Of current political
movements il has doubtless been oh
,erved that a great wave Of reform
Gems to be sweeping over the coun
ry Missouri has just adopted an
ntipool seeing law; a similar mes
mre Is on its passage through the II,
inois legislature; am antigambling
ace traeK law has just passed The
renness ee legislature; an antipas
bin is before the Indiana legislature
while auti-c gareuc laws have passed
he Wisconsin Indiana and Illinois
cgislaWres, and various other reform
measures are pending before Other
tate bodies ID is a good augury and
means much 10 The country.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
BALD mEN'o HAIR CUTS.
less Hair a Man Has, the Oftener
Does to Have It Trimmed.

less Hair a Man Has, the oftener
Does Hc Have It Trimmed.
The secrofiye. taciturn barber was
fra,Iy Induced TO talk. He remarked:
aIre noticed one popularity about my
stamara mat could never quite eN-
aIain. THO less hair man has the
more attention he pays TO il.
There's q real estate agent VINO
comes in here nearly every week for
lair CIT and if / shave him clean
nom tie back of his collar to'his fore
he, You'd never know that ~
touched aim.
Hcs got short lightcolcfed fringe
tta. pIags around tho rim oi his bat
like the soft fuzzy fringe you see on
those shawls the women wear over
their shoulders. bat you'd think =
hear him. that he could braid i and
/ 90 # ND ia coils Wants me 90 ha par
: ticuiar and lrlm ii close ON the neen
and around tbe ears.
Il hume. him 81 course. take
bsnafr of somebody Ctse's hair arc
sprnkla il oa the ela-a { Baf ou fna
and then j snip the air gently for II
or Is minutes ana make great adj
/ when I wbisk him of.
Nine out Of every ten of the bad
heads are that way, but men eao. 81
! got plenty of hair VIII keep AVA
from here uatH tlsey ieok lika 20
edges Of e. oldfashioHei hay or it
ra-ic.s. and as saia, sGeTer conf
{ ace9nt Ter it."-ProFieorca 1carna
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
* YEARS AGO TODAY.
>AANS~~NtsNNNasvNrsNNN~sNNN
from The spus,.a Of March a. ts7

from The Buu5ti1 Of March r. 1870.
The second term of the public
sehcol uas 10 cl1ss Oh the foloEmr
friday a public examination vas e.
Is made heeiunng wednesday in rhc
5ons of Ml sos 81. Kelsey. Maggie
Mulberry Della ~ Hawkins. Alice
simouds. Mary A. Hawkins. /. Wal
fridge Abbic Goss and Mrs C. S
Sage: Thursday in the roons of
Kisses A. Hatch. Frank Bcebe and
Matte Warwick
The continuance of Wm. Ict'alc az
sity iaHer gave universal abstraction
Tie measles in a MALIGNANT form
we're raging in Mound City
John Linegar was appointed Do ta'
United states marshal John Logan g
axe The census o. Alexander county
The steamer Talismau had 90 r..
| fuse freight on Monday and the othe
/ oats at the wharf were offered a
/ hey could take.
| Between Thursday evening an
! Monday evening 42S5 barrels of Gul
aere -old by cairo -four merchants.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
CLEAN UP

ben Che winter there naturally &C.
sum1ates IN almost every la1a yart
td alley cor s'dera0le rabhi 2 thai
aa= Impossible to dispose uf at the
Imc. Now rhat warmer weather g.
cre the people for the sake of the
appearance Of the city. 10 say nothing
f health, should promptly clean ur
hese Accommodations # rubbish aud
e city officials and The board q
e8i9h should see thar those Who o.
lot so this work of necessity 81 iing
Should De forced ~ 20 IT, Cairo
e8l5afai as veIi as Cairo beautiful
demands nat action In fAis line b.
u de&ei
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

All Illinois Central, Mobile & Ohio
and Cotton Belt trains arrive and 70
part form Central station, corner o.
Second street aud Ohio street.
All Big Four and Iron Mountain
trains arrive and depart from thf
Union station, Second street and Com
mercial avenue.
Mail may be deposited in the box a
the transfer station. located ct Cen
trail station. 90 minutes before the de
partnre OF any train.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

The furnace was smoking at a pala-
tial downtown home, and the woman
was furious Hey sho called to the
Girl who was making the beds up
stairs do you know anything OF my
husbands whereabouts2" Indeed
dome maan. said the girl over the
bannlster, "but thins they must be
in the wash
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

The Bulletin Is on safe az t''e -
lowing places:
coleman's, 214 Eighth street
Halliday House news stand.
walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Union News Co., Union depot
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
$1,000 REWARD.

THE BULLETIN COMPANY
WILL PAY a REWARD or
TEN DOLLARS FOR TIE
ARREST AND CONVICTION
OF AMY SON FOR
STEALING THE BULLETIN
FROM THE PREMISES or
SUBSc RiBERS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
Modeslt Visitor.

u hear ten, said the caller tina
foa keep photylragts Of all the prom
nent men.
Yes, sir. replied the dealer.
oval. I'm the Hon. Jason Goseh,
mayor O. Billyille o. 0, femme see
me O mine"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
SOME GOOD STORIES
An Example.

A teacher in he primary room OF
Missouri school told the pupils to
write a sentence containing the words
obltter end. After a pause OF about
five minutes a fiye-year-old girl held
up her hand and read the following
sentence: "A big dog chased my kit.
ten under the porch and bitter end.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

The Democratic defeat Of last No
vember was being discussed by Repre-
sentative John sharp Williams Of Mis-.
sisaippi
III reminds me OF the Mississippi
farmer whose house and barns We're
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

A naH arrested in Dinar"fe, Ben
-ai. fic1 before his case c1uid PC
heard. fat the .esal magistrate never
thele tric1 and convicted @nd hne4
the dea man, and then ordered me
heirs. rs nephews, TO pay iae me
SIC High court has reversed he jads-
EaBt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

There was an old fellow who had
big wad,
He never spent car fare, but SLOWLY
would plod
To town every day
He Is now laid away,
And his heirs spend the dough of thr
man meath the sod.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

picked up by a cyclone and blown into
The Mississippi river The farmer
landed on top Of a saw log. AS ne
came to the surface blew The water
out of his nose, wiped his eyes and got
a better grip on the log, he said;
Wen. that was so DANCED sudden II
Is ridiculous
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
.4IlIIar }. 81 nreaehl

William }. Bryan preached 2 ser
utan in Chicago Sunday. His subject
4ka prince Of Peace. lie ssid
IS f5ak deeper Interest il speaking
So religious sabiect than he did
Is speaking even upon politics mere
issno peace ii social. political @ com
szciai wealth. be said. we can
n purchase peace Of Ire neafS 81
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

The above II a c0frecV SIatVIIl5II'
tbe circulation. Of the Cairo Bulletin
daily and Sunday for the year, ls94'
and for tbs month Of February. 1905,
= CLYDE SULLIVAN
Business Manager
subscribed and sworn 70 before me
tbis twenty-eighth day Of Fenruary'
1905. ~ =. ~ p,thiic
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

With presidea Castro threatening
them on the sou.h and Uncle sheips
Gallon threaten ng them on the
a rta. the Atlantic ocean on their
aag and Colorado on the'r west. thf
southern states are certainly up
against it.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
SHEARS AND PASTE.
Good Gracious

Something happened to Jiggs TO
lay that made him hot under the col
lar"
What was that9
He absent mindealy swallowed 4
spoonful If taba co sauce.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21


4ing the hymn % the conquered, VINO
fell in the battle Of life
The hymn OF the wounded me beaten
who died overwhelmed in the
strife
rot TIE jnbHant song Of the yictors'
for whom the resounding ac-
claim
OF nations was lifted IN chorus whose
brows wore the chaplet OF
fame
gui he hymn u the low and the hum.
Bic the weary, the broken IN
heart
WHO. stroga and Who failed acting
brayely a silent and desperate
part,
Whose youth bore no flower on its
branches, whose hopes burned
in ashes away
From whose hands slipped the prize
they had grasped ar who stood
al the dying Of day
Wtb inc work Of their life oil around
them upifte3 unheeled alone
win deatn swoopinE down o'er heir
failure and all bat thair laith
oYefihruwn.
Exchange,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

JUDGE Parker seems 10 b. GONG
quite as wen as Colonel Brgan. IL
new law practice in New York city 3
said to be worth $4,000 q year to hin
and growing
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

Il understand ays tine Northern
ourlst In Texas. that the backward
reason has arrested the cotton crop.
yes, replied the planter, but W.
lre going right ahead as usual"
Not discouraged. thcn2'
Not a Dit. Even If the crop is ar
'ested we are sure that We viii %.
lbIt t0 bale it out
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

Get your voice in training for inc
,,arrv shonts "Rotteni' l.yhcA
him." Avn play ball!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

After the war is over Oyama nigh.
dc the graceful thing Re invite Gen
Kuropatkin to eat Chrlstnss dinner
this year in Toxic
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

Russia is said to have 1900 ,eo"
children. between the ages Of and ID
who never have seen the inside OF
school house.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
Western Climb.

Said a foolish young girl IN Nevada
When She fell from the top OF the laa
der:
THE climh-it out here
+ rather scvere'
Have you ever heard anything saddeT
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21
Modernism.

Knicker-OHves are an aeqvire4
aste
Bocker-Yes, and the presldeni
seems to think olive branches are, toe
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-03-21

Admiral Rolestvensky exhibits on
sign Of sanity at least IN heepihs o''
ot Tkg0s way.