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The Washington times., 1905-07-16

which I hear is true, and which proves
the, extraordinary folly of the practical
joke.
certain well-known society woman
arranged to give dinner with a friend.
She was to ask half the guests and her
friend the other half. She showed her
list to her coadjutor and it included
the name of the Russian ambassadors.
The other saw her moment, said her
list was not complete and on the day
of the dinner. to the CONSERVATION Of
everybody, when the Russian ambassa-
dress had just arrived, the door was
thrown open and Father Gapon was
announced. and an individual made up
to look like the celebrated revolution
airy priest was ushered into the room.
The joke may Rave been amusing to
some of the guests, but to the Russian
lady it was intolerable, and she left the
house in a state of indignation. The
inciden. has occasfoned much comment
on the folly of such insenSate and heed
less play
War Office Scandals.
The minds Of politicians are occupied
with the war office scandals
What became of the vast quantity of
goods bought by the war Office at fabu-
lous prices at 1899 and 1900? AS a rule
1t appears that the goods after the war
were dumped upon South Africa, and
sold for probably 10 per cent, or even
less, of their English cost
An English saddler complaining Of
the state of trade, said that after the
Boer war the government had sold
enormous quantities of saddlery for an
eighth of it's cost.
Now tee great question Is, On whom
can the blame be put? A royal commits
sion has been appointed. and some peo-
pie will have very bad times.
Duchess at Trial of Thief.
The Duchess of Westminster. whose
magnificent jewels were stolen a few
weeks ago, attended the trial of the
thief. who proved to be the night watch
bedroom and abstracted her pearls, dia-
monds. and other jewels. The man had
subsequently walked to Cambridge,
where he had deposited the jewels with
a friend
The duchess, beautifully dressed. could
not restrain her laughter when the man
gave evidence in court that he had
never for a moment thought that the
jewels which were brought to his house
could possibly be real. and he had asked
Chapman the thief, whether he had
gone into the cheap teweiry trade"
The terrible social contrasts that
such trials must inevitably disclose give
long thoughts to many who are more
acquainted with the grief of the world
than the pretty young woman who. in
her pretty clothes, gave evidence at the
trial.
The might watchman had been dis
charged. it appears. for inebriety He
haG previously borne an excellent char
acter, and his parents were respectable
people.
BY LADY HENRY SOMERSET.
Copyright. w. r. Hearst lso5)
The Washington times., 1905-07-16
Does Not Venture Out,

racy when tie day of national judg-
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17
PROBATE NOTICE.

In the Probate Court, Cochise Coun- ty, Territory of Arizona. In the mat ter of the Estate of Jesse NJ. Greer, Deceased.
 Notice for the hearing of petition for Final Distribution.
 Notice is hereby given that the pe- tition of Thomas F. Dwyer, Admins trator of the Estate of Jesse M. Greer, Deceased, for final distribution has been filed, this the Sth day of March, 1905, and that on the goth day Of March, 1905, at 10 o'clock, a. m-, of that date, at the court room of said court, has been duly appointed by said court for hearing of said petition, at which time any person interested in said estate may appear and file an ex- ception in writing to said petition, and contest the same.
 Dated Tombstone, Arizona, March Sth, 1905.
 FRANK W. GOODBODY,
 Clerk Probate Court.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17
The Day on N. '. Exchange.

New York, March 16.-The market showed a reactionary tendency all through the session. The continued flrmness of money is undoubtedly re sponsible in part, as there is feeling generally prevailing that the market will be benefited by a reaction from this level. Sales, 1,502,000. Money on call, 3 1-4 per cent. Cotton today was irregular and unsettled. made so by offerings of spot cotton from the South and heavy selling of futures here for New Orleans and Southern ac- count, and for the further liquida- tion by many operators and commis
 sion houses. We don't believe that cotton can be forced much above s cents and held there for any length of time. We, however, look for a con
 tinuance of activity, and expect such cratic fluctuations that scaiping for moderate turns may prove profitable.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17
WOLVERINE
 CERTIFICATES
 EXPECTED SOON
CONSIDERABLE ACTIVITY IN THE STOCK REPORTED FROM
 THE EAST.

Bonanza Stocks Have Downward Tendency-Some Good Buys Re sultant-No Denn-Arizona Loose in Copper Country-Money, Firm.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17

From all indications the market has a downward tendency and no buyers. We would advise those that are try ing to sell on account of the consoli- dation that they need have no fear as to getting a square deal. for they can rest assured that the Bonanza Circle crowd will certainly do the rlgnJ Jnlng by them. Considerable weakness has been shown the last few days. but we do not look for stocks to go much lower at the present, and can not see why present prices should not be a snap. The market being bare of buyers and sellers compelled to let go has caused some liquidation.
 Despite the much talked of consoli- dation no one seems to be able to learn as to what time the consolida- tion is to take place or what the ratio will be. It may be within two months and possibly not within a year.
 Yesterday we spoke of Denn-Arizo- na. stating that we had received an asked price of SIP for tbis S25O paid stock. We immediately wired in ana asked them to offer us some We are still in the market for 200 shares of the $250 paid stock at $12.50 to s13. We wired to the Copper Country. but they had none to offer. and sent us the following telegram:
 "Denn-Arizona market clean local Iy; expect gradual advance"
 This certainly shows that no stock is O nthe market in Duluth, and pros poets are good thet they are not going to sell. There is no question in my mind that this will be the best stock for either a speculation or investment that is on the board.
 Late this evening the Copper coun- try offered us c. & P. at $40, P. & D. at s2G, L. s. & P. at SAT. and Junction at s100. This price. according to my mind, look as though they were bar gains.
 Wolverine & Arizona Mining has again come into prominence, having new blood and new push behind it. There has been considerable trad. ing done in this stock of late. We have been advised that certificates should reach Bisbee about the 23rd of this month.
 Since We have had the New York and Boston stocks. as well as cotton, grain, etc, there has been a great deal of trading done in these different stocks, more especially in cotton. --
 Traders and spectators are taking well on to these stocks. and am pleas ed to say that they have made a great deal of money since the same has been in operation. Great care IS cx- ercised that sellers and buyers place a good healthy margin whereby they are being protected to the full extent. The cotton trading has the bulk of the business, and more money has been realized out of this than any other on the board.
 We are working with the Postal try ing to get a service into Bisbee from my Fl Paso office that will surpass that of Frisco, and whereby we will be able to execute orders in about five minutes
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17
Industrial Conditions.

New York, March 16.-French bank CTS continue opposition to the new Russian loan. The price of nuts and bolts is to be advanced. Delay of the sale of ore lands is holding back dis tribution of Northern Securities as sets. The Southwestern roads are giving heavy orders for equipment The banks have lost to the sub-treas ury since Friday s3,452,0OO. The North American has voted to increase capi tai from s17 .OOO,O 900 to s3O.000,OOO.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17
PRODUCE MARKETS.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

May-12.S9.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17

Store, office and saloon fixtures. Show cases and ice boxes made to order. Turning and billiard table repairing. Douglas Carpenter and Cabinet Shop, Douglas, Arizona. Phone 90.
 JOSEPH JOSS, Prop.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-17
Cotton.
Wheat.
Pork.

Take Laxative Promo Qunine Tablets All druggists refund the money if h
 fails to cure. E. W. Groves slgua' lure is In each box 25c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-09-20
THE INTERSTATE FAIR.

Entries for the races which comprise
the speed program for the Inter State
Fair closed Thursday, and the final
mails brought hundreds OF fast horses
for the big purses which have been
hung up by the Association as prize
money. The races will open Monday,
September 25th, the first day of the
Fair, and will close Friday, September
29th, the closing day of the exhibition.
There are eighteen distinct classes
in the speed program this year. There
will be three races Monday, three
Tuesday, four Wednesday, five Thurs
day and three Friday. In addition to
these, Secretary Mahlon X. Margerum
is now arranging for exhibition events
for the track record of 2:25, made two
years ago by Prince Alert.
The sale of grand-stand seats for the
Fair week under the new mail order
system opened Saturday and will close
Thursday, September I4th. This plan
of disposing of seats will give each and
every patron of the Fair an opportunity
to secure advantageous places.
Arrangements for the vaudeville de
partment of the Fair this year include
the air ship which recently attracted
the attention of the scientific world by
successful and remarkable fights over
New York. Accents will be made
each day from the centre of the Fair
gounds.
An attraction which will command
the attention of Fair patrons this year
will be troupe of Irrogotes, part of
the famous colony which attracted such
attention at the ST. Louis Exposition.
These are natives of the Philippine Is
lands, and by them an excellent study
OF real wild men is afforded
The Midway this year has been
greatly enlarged. An additional
"Down the Pike" has been provided,
and this will extend parallel with the
original "Way' and the length Of it.
Every precaution will be taken TO main
tain the moral standard of last year
The Dog Show of the Fair of 1905
will equal the great exhibitions of like
character which are held annually in
New York and Philadelphia. The
success of this department is assured
by the membership utilization of the
Inter State Fair Association with the
American Kennel Club.
Entries in the agricultural, fancy
work, farming implements, horses for
general use, cattle, poultry, etc, are
filling rapidly, and the entries which
have been made 10 date assure the
greatest variety ever presented BY the
Interstate Fair Association.
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COWS IN HOLLAND.
In No Other Place In the World Are
They Given Such Care.

In No other Place In the World Are
They Given Such Care.
In Holland cows are to certain
extent part OF the family, for one
member OF the family always sleeps In
tho stable to watch, and often the
place is made sort OF family sitting
room.
The COW stable IL generally large
building, paved with brick, upon which
the cows lie, straw being scarce There
is brick paved passage down the
center at one end OF which is fire
place, and the windows are covered
with white curtains as dainty as those
used In the house proper.
Sometimes the entire family will
gather In the stable In the evenings.
enjoying the warmth of the fire and
exchanging the talk OF the day. while
the cattle, always placed with their
heads facing the central passage, chew
their euds and almost Seem TO enjoy
the human eompanionship. These cows
are seldom brown, most OF them being
black or white or OF the two colors
mixed, and because OF the fertility OF
the pasturage and the care taken In
their keep they are capable OF giving
large yields OF rich milk. In no place
IN the world are cows made as much
pf and from the annual yield Of but
ter II would seem that tho care is not
taken IN vain
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FOOD VALUE OF BANANAS.
They Are Not, Like some Fruits,
Good Only For Their Flavor.

They Are Not, Like some Fruits,
Good Only For Their Flavor.
Professors OF dietetics tell us that
the banana is not. as many fruits are,
a flavor and nothing more, but food
and n source OF real nutriment. Ii Is
nj once useful and delicious Ii not
only gratifes the palate. but supplies
material for combustion and the main
tenance OF animal heat. while 1t also
builds up the muscles and repairs the
Worn and threadbare nerves.
Tho -four made from II IN Its dried
state Is equal in nutritiye value to rice.
Dried and sprinkled with sugar, q
form in which 1t has been recently
introduced In this country, the upstart
banana is, weight for weight, AS nu-
tritious as the venerable fig
but II IS In the fresh state that the
banana chiefly appeals 10 MS. Its
creamy succulence and delicate odor
are inviting, and It's pleasant sapor Is
n prelude 10 good digestion. Dependent
ns that sapor is in ethereal body, which
the coal tar investigators have not yet
been able TO initiate by chemical es.
sence, II Is subtle stimulus TO all
subsequent elementary processes. And
thus II IN that the banana IL an emf.
nently digestible food. No sense of
oppression or drowsiness follows
meal OF II, and meal of II may be
bulky enough. Mall Gazette
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TYPHOID GERMS.

The microscope shows that in the blood
ofeSery person suffering from typhoid the
little germs can be found as shown above
They are supposed to get into the water or
that one germ is capable of producing
about Que hundred hflion germs in TWEEN.
ty four hours. That 10 why il they ever
get into the water supply Of town they
multiply so fast that nearly everybody
drinking the water comes down with the
disease. There are exceptions, however,
and they are the persons whose health Is
perfect whose blood is pure, and liver
active. When the germs get into a healthy
body they are thrown of with the other
poisons. Recent Chicago statistics show
that one eighth Of all the deaths in the
past two years IN that city have resulted
HON pneumonia
The best advice we can give is to put the
body into perfectly sound, healthy condi-
hon. Be assured that you have rich red
blood and an active liver
Many year, ago Dr. Z. V. Pierce who is
consulting surgeon TO the Invalids Hotel
and Surgical Institute at Buffalo n Y
found certain herbs and roots which. when
made into an alternative extract without
the use OF ALCOHOL, seemed 10 be the very
best means OF putting the stomach, blood
and vital organs into proper condition.
This seemed 10 him as close to natures
way of treating disease as il was possible
TO go. For over q third of a century Dr.
PieTee's Golden Medical Discovery has had
. wonderful sale and the cures resulting
from its use are numbered by thousands
1t Is = tissue builder. better than cod liver
oil because Il does not sickeu the stomach,
OF offend the taste. II strengthens OF
renews the assimilative or digestive pro-
cesses in the stomach and puts on healthy
hesh when the weight of the invalid IL
reduced below the normal
Accept no substitute for Golden Med.
ical Discovery" Nothing else is "just Is
good
DR. Pierces Pellets cure biliousnesa.
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SEPT. 20. 1905.
DICKENS IN ROME.
The Great Author Was DisaDDOinteG
In the Italian Capital.

The Great Author Was disappointed
In the Italian Capital.
When Charles Dickens arrived Ia
Rome, on Jan. 80. 1S45. he was pro
foundly disappointed. 1T was no more
my Rome, degraded and fallen asleep
In the sun among n hemp Of ruins, than
Ilncolns Inn Fields is" A short time
before, while he was strainlng his eyes
across the Campagna, distant view
of the town had recalled London. This
feeling soon passed away. He thought
Italy. He was again In Rome In 1858;
saw J. G.. Lockhart, "fearfully weak
and broken" smoked and drank punch
with David Roberts. who was painting
that famous picture OF Rome now In
the Scottish National gallery. The
Pantheon he thought nobler than OF
yore, the other antiquities smaller.
1t was In San Lorenzo square, Flor
encc, that Robert Browning picked up
tho part manuscript and part printed
Roman murder trial of 1893 from
which he spun his wonderful ring
and the Book" The church Of San
Lorenzo, In Luclna, off the Corso. In
Rome. was the scene OF Pompilia's
marriage 1t was there also that the
murdered bodies were laid for the In
spection OF 'half Rome" There WIS
weird funeral. attended by Capuehlns,
when we were In this church. While
In Rome the Brownlngs stayed at %
Via del Trltone- Chambers Journal,
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TUESDAY, SEPT. ), 1905

at 10 o'cloe, in the morning nj the following
places iii the respective townships of said
county:
Alexandria -Bonnels Store, Mi Pleasant
Bethlehem-We Portal.
Bloomsbury Borough
Clinton Borough -Grandin Library. Clinton.
Clinton ownship-Lehanon, Anuandale.
Delaware-J IL Wilson's House, Sergeants-
Vile
East Amwell- Holcombes Hall, Rineoes
Franklin-rown Hall, Quakertown
Frenchtown- Town Hall, FrenchtoWn
High Bridge-librrty Hose House, High
Bridge.
Holland Gibson House Hall. Milford
Junction Bor.-City Hall, junction
kngwood- Orange Hall, BarbertoWn.
Lebanon, T. -tieorge &. Apgar's, Wood Glen
Lebanon, w Township Room, Glen Gardner
Tartan. E.-opera House, Remington
Raritan. M-llook x Ladder Truck Honse,
Remington. N-Cooks Buildiue White
Readingten, S-Dilts Hall. Three Bridges
Stockton Dor -lioekenburyss Hall. stockton
TewbSbuy, E.-Apgar's Hall New German
town
TeWksbnry. " -Philhower.s Hall. Caifnn
Union-Feach Exchange, Jutland
IamhcrtXille.isf Mard-Hibernia Fire Com.
pany Building, lambertyille
Iambertyile end Manufacturing II. i l.
Co Building, Lambert vile
Iamberiville, 81 Nard-Columbia Hose Co
West AmRell- Holcombe's Hall, Nj Airy
Such Boards shall organize according ia
law and then proceed To ascertain The names
ami residences Of all TIN LEGAL Voter, in their
respective districts by making actual in
curry Al every dwelling house or haMtation,
or Of the head Of every family residing there
IN and shall continue such enumeration of
voters from DAY To- DAY On successive days
until the SAM be completed (Sec %, Flee
ton Law
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-09-20

few eounterfe tiers have lately
been making and trying to sell imita
tions of DIR. Kings New Disc oyery foi
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, and
other medicines, thereby defraudine
the public. This is to warn you to
beware of such people, who seek to
profit through stealing the reputation
of remedies which have been success
fully curing disease for over thirty
five years. A sure protection. to you,
is our name on the wrapper. Look
for it, on all DIR. Kings, or Bucklen' s
remedies, as all others are mere imita-
tions. II. j.. BUCKLEN Y CO, Chi
cage, Ill, and Windsor, Canada.
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A Wonderful Sayinn

The largest Methodist Church in
Georgia. used - gallons of l.. X NJ,
mixed with ~ gallons of oil, thus
making paint cost about SEQ per
gallon. They calculated to use LOG
gallons of other paint. Save Il about
5000, and also got n big donation of
l.. \ NJ. Dealers gladly sell l.. X NJ.
because their customers call for it,
and say they used it IL, IA and even
30 years ago.
Buy oil fresh from the barrel Mt 60
cents per gallon, and mix it with l..
4 NJ. Paint.
Ii makes paint cost about 81 20 per
gallon.
Every church given liberal quaint
ty when bought from
Estate of A. II. lands -Ringoes.
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Grave Trouble Enreseen.

1t needs but little foresight, to tell,
that when your stomach and liver are
badly affected, grave trouble is ahead
up!z4s you take the proper medicine
for your disease, as Mrs. John A.
Young, of Clay. n. Y, did. She
says: 81 had neuralgia of the liver
and stomach, my heart was weakened
and I could not eat. | was very bad
for long time, bnt Electric Bitters, |
found just what | needed, for they
quickly relieved and cured me.
Best medicine for weak women. Sold
under guarantee by George NJ. Sham
ALA, druggist, at 30 cents bottle.
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In Chancery of New Jersey

T. WILLIAM W Arms fAaSa=
BY virtue If an order If the Gourf # thsn-
Gerry of New Jersey, made on thr lay of iht
date hereof, in cause wherein AmaS Bur
rOughs l. complainant aud You and afhtrs arr
defendants yOu are required Ia appear, pisad
answer or demur to the bill Of said complain
ant ON or before the ninth day of November
against You
The said bill is filed To foreelose certain
mortgage made by Harry + Armstrong and
twenty sixth, eighteen hundred and eighty
nine upon lands IN the city of I4ambertville,
county of Hunterdon and state of New Jersey
aud You, William W Armstrong are made a
defendant because you hold IL second mort.
gage given by the snid Harry T. ArmstronG
upon the premises described in complainRnts
bill of complaint
Dated September sth. 1905,
WALTER i HAYHuRsr,
Solicitor of Complainant
l.RmbertNille, N j
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Perhaps you don't realize that many
pain poisona originate in your food
but some day You may feel twinGe
of dyspepsia that will convince you.
DIR. Kings New Life Pills are guar
anteed to cure all sickness due to
poisons of undigested food or mon
ely back. 25c. at ShamalIa's drug
atore. Try them.
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AgOnizing Burns.

are instantly relieved, aud perfectly
healed, lay Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
G. Riyenbark, Jr., of Norfolk, Va,
writes: 81 burnt my knee dreadfully
that it blistered all over Bncklen' 3
Arnica Salye stopped the pain, and
healed it without scar Also heals
all wounds and sores. % cents al
George NJ. Shamalia's, druggists.
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Catarrh and Usy Fever.

Liquid Cream Balm is becoming quite AS
popular in many localities as Ely's Cream
Balm solid. II Is prepared for use in atom
iZers, and is highly priced by those who have
been accustomed to call upon physicians for
such.a treatment. Many physicians are using
and prescribing it. All the medicinal proper
ties of the celebrated Cream Balm are contain
eel in the Liquid form, which is n cts includ-
ing II spray .ng tube All druggists, or by mail
Ely Brothers Sd Warren ~ New York
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If some people in our town were
half as much disposed TO tell the truth
and be fair as they are to lie and be
unfair they would be much happier
themselves and would give some of
their neighbors a chance to think that
nature hadn't made a bad job when
they were created.
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Clara-Did the papers notice your
father at the great banquet Johnny
Yes. Clara-Well. mamma said she
could not see his name on the list
Johnny-No. but the list ends up with
"and Others" That means papa. They
always mention him that way.-Illus-
trated Bits.
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A M,.t~ry Explained.

Its strange that you should always
be 40 gnunt." remarked the bear TO the
wolf
Well You see" replied the wolf. its
all because OF the part I'm compelled
10 play In life You see. I'm always
Obliged 10 keep from the door until
there's not a thing left in the house to
eat Philadelphia Press.
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Noah Not First.

George-Who was the first one that
came from the ark when IL landedf
John-Noah. George-You are wrong.
Don't the good book tell US that Noah
came FORTH So there must have been
three ahead of him.-New York Times.
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'Misfortunes never come singly, you
know, ISIS Priscilla"
Alas" said the poor maiden, shak-
ing her head, the single misfortune is
the worst of all."-New Yorker.