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Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-08
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Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-08
Frederick the Great.

IN the course of some military evolu.
lions Frederick the Great of Prussia,
irritated by some mistake Of captain,
ran after him with his stick in order to
strike him. The captain ran away.
The next NOR Ling the commanding Of
6cer reported to the king that the OIL
Ger in question, one Of the most EN-
Gent in the regiment had sent In bis
papers. TELL him to come to me,
said the king. The o6acer, In great
perturbation. came. "Good morning,
major" be apostrophized the officer.
who was speechless with surprise. II
wanted to tell you Of your promotion.
but you ran 30 fast ! could not catch
you up. Good morning" ....+.,.. Z.
Another time an officer attempted to
let q comrade into bad odor with the
king by telling his majesty that he
was drunkard Ina subsequent bat
tie the iatters fitness was conspicuous,
whereas his slanderer played very
poor part. When afterward he defiled
past the king at the head Of his reg
iment. his majesty called out to him In
= voice Of thunder. The sooner 20"
AXE to d,'nA the better"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

a friepd viii help man a great deal.
but be Win not pay his debts.
womgu who can keep a hired girl
is a diplomat
man Is known by his works, a
woman by her beauty mules and onions
by their strength
Now that Japan has won she win
steal a few islands under the pretext
Of civilizing them
A society girl is going to tdke the
soap she made this week and give It
as prize at her party next week
Hypoville man has such a habit Of
claiming things that DO not belong to
him. he will claim ST. Peters keys II he
ever gets the chance.
Some people think anything viii go
in politics.
Some Of the ihinnest people eat the
most.
conceit is written all over some mems
faces.
Have the doctors experimental on
you? Al must aid science.
90 out Of your way to make a friend;
yVa can't have too many
No matter how onery boy Is.
hls mother thinks he viii reform all the
rest OF the bad boys
All men make fools Of themselves
some time or other
Every mother thinks her boy win be
a president.
A bachelor at card party often acts
like horse IN a Ere.
Women use the pumice stone on their
faces, and expect the men to use the
grindstone.
A man who can manage woman can
manage anything
A cigar mingled with friendship has
bought more than one man.
Many Of our rich men take up a pro-
fession as an excuse for loafing.
Don't get blue over small matters; the
large ones can take care Of themselves.
We wish piano players were born, not
made
1t is not what you say, but how you
say It. It means friends or enemies.
Most reforners are hypocrites.
A fat woman should not try to be coy.
A poor religion is better than no re-
iigion.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

sorts have been held in various ages.
to be the instruments of inspiration.
Wine and song have long gone through
classic literature hand in hand with
the fair sex as looseners of mans
tongue. Wine, gin, brandy, ale, even
prosaic whisky and beer have been
the subjects of rhapsodies upon their
poetic qualities, and the Rubiayat is
singularly dainty glorihcation of wine.
inspired poesy.
Most of the great poets of former
centuries drank. Byron was a down.
right drunkard. Burns was never so
hilarious as when filed with Scotch
whisky. Goldsmith fought all his life
with the drink demon. and it got him
ct last, Shakespeare himself knew the
clink OF the merrie glass off the stage
as wellsas on 1t. And all these are the
poets of single nation, and that a
fairly temperate one The list would
be swelled Indefinitely If all the
French and German, American, Ital.
ian and other nationality poet drinkers
were added.
Only a drinking man, familiar with
the strange sensations and hallueina-
tions produced by the wine cup, could
have conceived and executed THE
Raven" There is repetitive jingle to
'The Bells" that is fairly bacchanali.
an, Poe drank. and his drinking en-
tered into the texture Of his genius.
Perhaps he would have possessed a
different. even a superior, kind of
genius had he been sober, abstaining
man. But he was not, and as he left
his record so must It stand.
Many a wouid-be climber in litera.
ture, using a treadmill for a ladder,
might be excused for becoming a bois-
terous roisterer if be could, through
patronage of the little brown jug, dup
licate the achievements of Poe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21
'9Thumb Nail' Essays

Seeds OF kindness do not grow IN sar-
casm.
No matter what you do. your friends
win iix II up IN your obituary.
updertakers are not very often hu-
rlorists.
An old man buying candy feels like
one who has been caught stealing chick
ems
No woman likes to have her party
referred to as a hen party.
A man can tell when his horse Is go
ing to balk. but he can never tell when
a dishonest man win betray him.
when an accident happens. there is
always some one there to tell how 8.
could have been avoided.
when man receives compliment
he does not deserve he feels like laugh
ing up his sleeve.
Every boy some time IN his life wants
to be a Jockey
n there Is anything you want known.
! tell u to a friend in secret.
No matter how skinny and bonv a
horse may be. she owner thinks he is
a thoroughbred.
Trlbulations are nothing more than
the ear marks Of trouble.
/ a aAA ARtNlit IAAn AtNte US 50 We bt-
lieve that he would steal flowers OFF our
coffin.
BY some mems looks you would take
them FOR rat catchers.
/ one Of the Joys Of going to church is
the thought that no one viii call you
down on your singing
an men have the same opportunities,
the only difference SIS, some men have
better eyesight
United states senator is man ~ho
works for the railroads and gets paid
by the government.
No matter how big thief o man
may be. he can't teach a crow new
tricks.
Every time a man sees a wagon he
sizes it up to find out how many kegs
lit will hold.
People an talk about how they like
to watch storms, but nave you ever no.
tced how much time these same people
spend in the cellar counting canned
fruit?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Senator Depew being placed on the
stand in the investigation Of the life
insurance cases and asked for youch.
ers showing legal services performed
admitted that his recollection was not
good Having devoted great part OF
his time of late years in trying TO re
call jokes and stories for after-dinner
parties. he could not be expected to
remember much about such petty busi-
ness as that which paid hins only the
paltry sum Of $4,000 a year.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21
rAIl.HoLp oR THRoAr.Holp


Mr.. Speaker Cannon is more or less
concerned lest that gang of Democrats,
mugwumps, and reciprocity Republi
cans who waited on the President
Wednesday shall take the country by
the tail and hold it up. and 1t seems,
the following morning, says the Wash
ington Post, Mr. Cannon in person
made a pilgrimage to the White House
to see about It. He does not tell what
ne saw or heard, but he is characteris-
tically emphatic in the declaration that
his country shall not be held up by the
tail If he can help IL, That settles It;
the committee on rules is the Fifty
ninth congress, or will be, and Uncle
Cannon is the committee on rules, or
win be-unless the President should
act
To hold up such a country as ours by
the tail would be rGffianly thing to
do. Il would wound the country's dig
nifty. to say nothing Of the physical
pain the country would be called on to
endure while undergoing the process
Of being put upside down. But this
country of ours has been held up by
the throat ever since the Eifty-seyenth
congress first convened in this town,
in 1901. and the country is inclined to
the opinion that It might be well
enough TO be held up by the tail
awhile. as a change.
Reciprocity died in the Fifty-seventh
congress. but the standpatters took the
country by the throat and would not
pc A.il a revision of those ayowedly
exorbitant duties that were made in
the name Of reciprocity It was dur
ing that session the term stand pat
was incorporated in the Republican con
fession of faith In the Fifty-eighth
congress tarifr revision by the friends
OF protection was put off to a more
convenient season. and in she Fifty
ninth congress there is to be no tariff
revision because the country "stood
pat" in 1904.
Mention will be made Of free hides
Something will be said about reel
procity with Canada There will be 4
mass of eloquence Incorporated in the
4 Congressional Record on the subiec
Of the maximum and the minimum,
which nobody win read but the orators
and the proof readers, and which no
body would be able to understand, i
everybody read it. Congress will taxi,
to the woods just as soon as 1t car
enact a railroad rate bin that th'
President will sign
But there is one man who might b.
able 10 hold the country up by th
B tail" II the President Of the Uniter
states should conceive it his duty u
) cut that oaper after he has finishes
holding the railroads up by the tail, i
is not easy to conceive how Uncle Can
r non is going to prevent him Uncl
, Cannon is a fine old gentleman; but
IKE certain British statesman O
Junius' day, he Is wary, and neve
threw away the scabbard, nor eve
went on a forlorn hope"
. And Theodore Roosevelt knows that
ttoo
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

but does not blame al OF us for IT. Tie
says: "The Cuban people have not
the noble. Trustworthy help
Of the United states with the specu,'
lators who. under the claim OF Ameri.
can citizens, consider themselves au.
thorized TO carry into eftect regarding
Cuba whatever comes to their minds.
whether just or unjust, when impelled
by motives OF selhshness and personal
interest"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21
GENIUS By ThE DRINK.

Commenting on the rejection OF Poe
by the Hall OF Fame committee, the
Mexican Herald suggests that it was
because the renowned poet drank con
siderably, and adds that Il would be a
good scheme If the brand OF drink used
by Poe could be furnished to some
would-be poets Of the present day
II the jug from which Poe drank
could make another such a poet as he
was. one good use Tor liquor would
have been found Liquors Of divers
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

If you think Guthrie isn't growing
and building bigger and better each
day, just taAe a Capital Heights car
some day this week and not the new
buildings in progress of construction
along the car line. Many residences
are also being remodeled and to many
others there is being added a porch,
two or three rooms or perhaps the
exterior is receiving a much needed
coat Of paint
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

No football team ever received bet
ter support from their fellow students
than the Logan county high school
team, and their pluck deserves it, 1t
was no hidden fact that though Okla
homa downed the team Saturday and
administered a second awful beating
they defeated one Of the grittiest and
fastest eleyens in the territory What
II. c. H. S. will do TO the Saltwater
crowd Thanksgiving day will atone
partly for losing the championship Of
the territory to a rival town.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

The news having been published
that the Powers intended to send boats
to the Bosphorus to impress the sultan
with the wisdom OF turning the finan-
cial government OF Macedonia over to
them. 1t Is highly probable that 1t Will
be only day or two before the usual
information Of the sultAn's backdown
will be wired ia.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Mr.. Henry j. Cox, ST the weather
bureau, has written a magazine article
on Freaks and Fakes in Forecasting /"
It's shame to make personal thrus.s
at the political predictions of General
Charles Dick of Ohio.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

1t is to be hoped that the politicians
win recognize the fact that President
Roosevelts recent trip 50 united The
North and South that they ean stay
united at least until the next election
without any further assistance from
the aforesaid politicians
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

The completeness of that Democratic
victory in Ohio may be appreciated
when II is offieially announced that
there are not enough Republican cffice-
holders from Ohio to change the re-
suit even II they had all gone home
and voted.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21
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THE GROWING SOUTHWEST


D ''Ne other section of the United
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D construction and maritime COM
D meree as the Southwest. Texas is
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o mileage and Galveston stands see
o ond among American ports In the
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o to the investor and homeseeker.
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

dogs It is unspeakably scandalous
that it should be so; and II is even
more shameful to pretend to approve
of statehood and then hide behind
mere pretext as a means Of prevent
ing statehood
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Sir Thomas Upton says that the two
regrets Of his life are his not lifting
the Americas cub and his not getting
married. Sir Thomas could doubtless
remedy the latter course Of regret
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

norance OF Patrick Henry and had but
a hazy recollection of the War of the
Revolution. No wonder the territorial
board Of education has decided to in
troduce tho study of agriculture into
the public schools.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

The Leader has no objections to the
Capital swiping its local and social
news, but The Leader does object to
IT'S stun being "balled up" after 1t is
swiped
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Washington Post: Oklahoma and
Indian Territory are going to make a
determined EFFORT to secure statehood
without union with either New Mexico
or Dennis Flynn.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Wherever the bosses may have been
getting i heretofore, there seems to
be no doubt that they all got It in the
neck Al the recent elections.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Car Nick's pictures indicate that he
needs shave. and The temper Of the
Russian people indicates that he is
having a close one
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

The near approach Of turkey day"
is indicated by the fact that local mer'
chants are advertising for the birds in
any amount, from crate containing
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

what is American painting good
for?n asks one critic. We don't know.
For our part, we think the girls look
better when they are not painted.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Prince Louis Of Battenberg. says
that he admires our women greatly
The prince couldn't say otherwise and
be either truthful or polite
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

Mr.. shonts wants larger appropri-
alton for the Panama canal Mr.
Shonts should remember that he was
sent to dig into Panama. not the
treasury.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

President Palma Of Cuba, is annoyed
by the rebellion in the Isle Of Pines,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

half a dozen of the well fed fowls, to
a car load.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21
q AS II q n. z "a.
B.m, III. n The Kind You Have ASays Bought
Hsa.s''' EzA1ZZZ5-
BETTER GOODS FOR LESS MONEY
AT THE FAMOUS.
LOCAL POINTS

Charles II. Woods, secretary Of the
Oklahoma-lndian Territory Bar asso.
citation, announces the dates for the
second annual meeting, Dec. 22-24. at
Oklahoma City All members of the
Oklahoma bench will adjourn court for
those three days.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

The program has been issued for the
annual meeting of tho negro teachers
of Oklahoma, at Langston, on Dec. %.
30 The sessions win be held in the
colored university building and negro
educators from all parts OF Oklahoma
will attend
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

ImItalIon S the sInoerest aaltery.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

If you want the news you read The
Leader If you want a review Of the
news as published in The Leader, a
glenee at the Capital win SUFFICE AS
a belated review the morning paper
Is a oorker.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-11-21

A sweet girl high school graduate
this morning expressed profound ig-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08
DICKEY'S CLAIM
TO LAND DENIED

Parker, Jonah B., Ernest and Ed
ward Cummings, minors. by their
guardian, Fred. Windenberg, make
answer to the bill for partition of the
Cummings estate lands brought by
Lyle A. Dickey. They deny that the
petitioner has any interest in the
lands mentioned in his bill. It is and
always has been maintained by them
that John Cummings did not have any
interest in the lands, SO that it was
only pretended interest therein which
John H. Cummings and George Mark
ham, as his assignee, mortgaged. Hence
the claim is set up that the fore
closure of such mortgage, under which
Dickey alleges he became purchaser of
a ninth interest, was not legal.
Answering another part of the bill,
these defendants admit that, if the
court decree that petitioner has the
interest claimed, the real estate is
capable of partition in kind. In this
respect they differ from defendant
Esther Cummings Lucas, who in her
answer claimed that the land could
not be equitably partitioned, but ought
to be sold if decree of partition were
granted.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08
COLLINS DIVORCE
HAS BEEN DECREED

Judge Robinson granted a decree of
divorce to Olinda M. Collins against
Charles r. Collins on the ground of
cruel treatment. The custody of the
minor child. Charles r. Collins, Jr.,
was awarded to Mrs. Elizabeth Col
Inns, mother of defendant, reserving TO
either of the parties the right to enjoy
the society of the child at any and all
reasonable times, subject to a general
supervision of the child to be exercised
by the court.
William H. Huihui has entered \
general denial to his wife's libel for
divorce. Maria Rodrigues Comprido
has entered general denial to the H.
bel for divorce brought against her by
Frederick Freitas Comprido. In each
case Leon NJ. Straus is attorney for the
defendant.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08

las. F, MORGAN.
AUCTIONEER
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08
NO NEED OF DOCTOR.

Pains In the stomach and attacks of
collie come on suddenly and are SO ex-
tremely painful that immediate relief
must be obtained. There is no neces-
sity of seding for a doctor in such
cases if a bottle of Chamberlafn's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is at
hand. No doctor can prescribe a bet
ter medicine. For sale by Benson,
Smith & Co.. Ltd. Agents for Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08

that the motion for temporary in
junction be denied. The gist of the
afidavits is that if the defendants were
,-ajoined from using the dams in the
case, an insanitary nuisance would
be created and the defendants would
be ruined in their occupations Il is
also shown that the dams in question
have been in use for sixteen years
WILHELM'S ESTATE
w w. Harris, administrator of the
estate of F. j. Wilhelm. deceased in
testate, has filed his first and final &C
count with d petition for discharge.
He charges himself with 1922. % and
asks to be allowed s30O3.53, leaving a
balance in hand of s321S.69. Monday,
September IS is set for the hearing
There is rumored liability of a con-
test between different claimants for the
property of this estate.
THE LOVE CASE.
James Love, who is suing for an
allowance of $500 out of his own estate
in trusteeship, by his attorney, Henry
E Highton. has filed replications re-
/
Annie K. Hart and James Love, Jr, and
to the answer of Henry Waterhouse
Trust Co., Ltd, trustee.
INHERITANCE TAX DECISION.
Judge De Bolt, in approving the ac-
counts and granting the discharge of
George r. Carter, executor of the es-
tate of Sybil A. Carter, deceased, also
decided the point raised about the
inheritance tax. The decision was in
favor of the beneficiaries, the court
holding that the estate was not liable
for the tax as the decedents death
occurred before the statute was en-
acted.
| COURT ITEMS
| A note for the reporters in the Judi
ciary clerks office says the Chief JUS
| tice will be in his office on Monday
| morning next.
| In the case of Neumann VS.. Whiting
! e Robinson, time for defendants tC
plead is further extended to August 81
| Smith & Lewis for complainant in
| the foreclosure suit of Chamberlain VS.
| Bush give notice that they will move
| before Judge Robinson tomorrow, tc
| have the cause set for trial.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08
JOB BACHELOR
GETS CLERKS JOB

Job Bachelor was appointed by
Judge De Bolt yesterday morning as
his clerk in place of P. Danson Kellett,
Jr., dismissed. Besides having served
the country as Inspector of weights and
measures and license inspector. Mr.
Bachelor has had considerable expert
ence as a juryman. There were seven
applicants for the position.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08
pacific REBEKAH LODGE
NO. I, I. o. o. F.

Meets every second and fourth
Thursday, at 1880 p. M, Odd FellloWs
Hall Fort street.
Visiting Rebekahs are cordially In
yited to attend.
LILLE DUNN. NC,
JENNY JACOBSON, Sec'y.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08
PINEAPPLEs TO THE COAST

Iropic Fruit Company's selected
pineapples, to any Express Office in the
United States. Leave orders at Wells.
Fargo Express Office, or with B. o.
Clark, Wahiawa
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-08

AL lO - CLOCh A. M,
At my salesroom, SAT Kaahumanu
street.
TO SPORTSMEN AND STORE
KEEPERS.
I will sell as above,
Carving Sets, Striking Bags,
Boxing Gloves, Shoe Holders,
Baseball Belts. New Gem Safety
Razors.
Ping Pong Sets, O. K. Gas Lamps,
Trouser Hangers and Press, Hockey
Balls.
HAMMOCKS, many kinds;
Filters, Canteens,
Gun Cases, Shooting Coats,
1 Expert Blue Rock Trap,
Blue Rock Pigeons, Fish Hooks,
Shooting Hats, Bicycle Brakes,
Cork Screws, Hair Clippers,
Whistles, Leather Strops,
Marline Spikes,
l Roller Top Desk, Etc, Etc.
JAS. F. MORGAN.
AUCTIONEER