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Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
Another Star out.

Old Friend-Hello! So you are in
trade, now, Ell? Why did you retire
from literature?
De Writer-Got hungry.-N. Y.
Weekly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
Clever at Handling Men.

How did that young STRIPPING get
shown any diplomatic ability?"
Eyes, indeed! He landed the job"
Detroit Free Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
AS usual.

He was quite carried away by his
new automobile. was he not?"
Eyes, but he was quite brought back
by an ambulance Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
A Liberal Painter

HAS Miss Fairleigh a light complex,
ion?"
mo, she puts it en- pretty thick
Town Topics.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
"A Hard Thinker

Redd-Do you ever stop to think
when you are out in your automobile
Greene-Yes. I often stop, and when
| do / think hard.-Yonkers States
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
-l1lIo Force Of Habit.

Customer-Is the loss in?
Clerk (absently)-No-but we have
something just as good.-San Francis
co Call.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13

Budding Tenor-If | take the room I
suppose you went object to a little
music?
Landlady-Oh, no, sir! There'll be a
~cornetist right under you and my daugh-
ter practices four hours a day..-Chica.
go Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
Her Grievance.

Her
Poor Aunt Judy always looks as IL the
world went wrong.
There's a frown upon her c~ountenance the
whole day long.
She eats her meals in s~ilence-doesn't relish
them a bit;
And her life is full of sorrow
For
Her
Teeth
Don't
Fit.
Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE.
Left for His Good.

Patience-The doctor ordered him to
go to a sunny cline.
Patrice-Wasn't this cline sunny
enough for him?
mo; you see he was always under a
cloud here. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13

Mother-Whatever have you children
been doing with that plant?
The First Born-Uncle said 1t was an
indiarubber plant, and we tried to make
It bounce.-Sketch.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
MAKING HIM FEEL AT HOME

Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-12-13
American
Patent LaWS.Are
All Wrong
BY JUSTICE DAVID J.. BREWER OF the
United States Supreme Court

THINK the whole system of the patent laws in this country
is quite wrong. This is the way it operates now: A man sends
in an application for a patent. He has to pay a certain sum
to have the patent granted him. 1t is a comparatively small
- = aa.ao l.: u aId;4;on II .ha+onron "a raa Ia
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10
The Industrial ExhIba Y

The Inoo8Ietdi EAh
This car. with its grand G',
fruiss and farm produet'' ~
tracked here last Saturday
visiteA By many Of our -
cay ~ least the display VIZ
snA handsomeiy arrangee
Waited the car well paid fes
a. II was . delightful sufpf's
all. Al Sugar City an
placed on the car showies
sugar beets, and then 'ss
psoce sses through which u
iii Il becoues sugar. B.s
added to the exhibit at this
Al night. 5. D. Youns,
ger Of the car, delivered
the farmers At the sahool
evening was stormy ana
stormy Ard there was uos |.
attendance - there osssf'
have bsen.
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

The Ladies' Aid Society elecs1
1oliowisg officers yesterday afssz
President. Mrs. c. B. wisgiaa-
Vice President, Mrs. A. P. 81
Secretary, Mrs.. oras Burke.
Assistant Secretary. Ars- II
Gaiiavau.
Treasurer, Mrs. r. e Walksf
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

DR.. 2. T. Roberts and wiis {
here from Rocky Ford Sundsy. 4
ing with his mother. Mrs. Il. ~
erts.
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10
The Best We've Hsl

Many people arc iocIiasd
trust q ''one man show" oss
who attended the Andrews ~
msnt Friday night will attest !
IL the best We ever had here. =
dIes his pictures and Phesess'
alone, and DOES it TO perfee'''s
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

The 'Ordway Band has bses d
gauieed With Dan Petit, a. bssd Z
ter.
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

Wanted.
To sell you . Ranch o. To-"
srty. Large list to select ife.
o. L Ind|
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

Mrs. George Gaiiavan and esi
are visiting with her paTerisuf
tain, Colo. George says they Z
return untii their new reAidesss I
ished. He will therefore see ~
work Is done proup,iy.
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

Auy Dress Shir, in the house III
this week, at Gallavau Bros.
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

Ladies' Sweaters and KNITTED
ses, New. Nobby, Nice, nj Galha1
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

The Ladies' Aid Society me. -
day afternoon with Mrs. Tbo& G
van. Officers were elected fos ~ |
suing year and . pleasap, I'D
enjoyed.
The Ordway new era., 1905-11-10

Fancy Outings ss1 1saaae11s1nu
!. = e = -. = esilavaa - &
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-10-28
Continued from page 6)

ing center are to be enormously added
to within the year. Here will be To-
Gated some of the most extensive
plants in the world"
"The Invest piece of railroad news of
the week is that the Burlington is to
extend to the west by it's rapid con.
struction to Salt Lake City,"
The news of the week from the
Western Pacific Is excellent"
Conditions throughout the State
are in every way favorable. There is
almost furore for sheep, on account
of 25-cent wool, and but few sheep are
sent to the SHAMELESS"
I'm the city, trade is good and the
collections fair. The volume of tran
sactlons is accurately gagged by the
very satisfactory gain in the bank
clearances for the week."
Confidence in the real estate mar
ket Is a pronounced Icar--~ of the
time. Purchases are plen.. to keep
good, live market, and faith in the
future of the city Is unbounded."
Building operations are kept up in
large and small buildings, and the year
will see hundreds of dwellings added
to the city. Every one has the build
ing fever and all find immediate use
for the new structures they build"
81. e. Crumbaugh of Columbia, Mo-,
who was superintendent of the Mis-
souri, exhibit at the Portland fair, ar
rived here yesterday. Although Mr..
Crumbaugh is naturally endeared to
his native State, he thinks Utah, and
particularly Salt Lake, are wonders in
the way of progress and beauty"
| There are numerous other reasons,
all of which the Tribune, during its
few rational moments, has told us are
chargeable directly to Republican ad-
ministration, which might be cited,
but this is enough to elect every man
on the Republican ticket
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-10-28

what extent he used the credit of the
Republican party and his exalted posi-
ton to further that business, political
history is silent; but the political side
of it is all of record. The partner
ship formed consisted of Champ
Clark of Missouri, the most foul
mouthed political renegade of modern
times; Fred T. Dubois of Idaho, and
Frank j. Cannon, the notorious trio
who delighted the turbulent element
of the country with their prophecies
of disaster and revolution, one of those
prophecies being that "the Republican
party, as a party, has written it's last
law upon the statute books of this
country" That was nearly ten years
ago and every law that has been writ
ten upon the statute books of the coun-
try since has been written by the Re-
publican party, the expected stampede
to their banner did not come. This is
one of the why's, and then came a
lull.
AS a natural consequence of asso-
citation with Champ Clark, Frank j. is
next heard from in the Democratic
column, but the ink is hardly dry on
his sensational message to the Demo
cratic State convention: "Stand by
your principles. Get together and stay
together. l am with you," when the
announcement is made that his SER
vices, likewise his loyalty" were for
sale. This is another why, for without
just such a political renegade as he
to give the move zest and to point out
it's course, the American" party would
never have been organized.
Frank J. Cannon was at one time
the pride of the Republican party. The
push" figured that goodly portion
of that following could again be be-
guiled by that silvery tongue. That is
another why.
There are whole blocks of choice
business property on Main street
which the owners will neither sell nor
improve. The Tribune tells us that is
why, but it isn't. A goodly portion of
that property is owned by their candi-
date for Mayor.
The schools of Salt Lake are con-
trolled by one particular class The
Tribune tells us that that is why.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-10-28
WAS AMERICAN PARTY ORGAN.
IZED"

We must also keep pressure on our
water system to insure protection
from fire.
WIN. j. LYNCH.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-10-28

Another mistake; that class is practi-
cally all Gentiles.
This article being about the Amer
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-10-28

lean" party, it is naturally intended to
read both ways; hence it is proper to
wind it up as we begun 1t: WHY
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
Plant Trees.

The tree planting season is at hand.
Meeker citizens should plant trees
both fruit and shade trees. Select
trees adapted to this altitude and
climate and they will do well II only
half attended to.
Next to the beauty of its buildings,
private and public, nothing adds so
much to the attractiveness of town
or city as shade trees, and they can
hardly be too abundant, particularly
in the residential sections of the
community, as they afford a charm
to the home and its surroundings
which cannot be obtained by the
most lavish expenditure of money
where they are lacking.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
"Bow Wow Stew"

A few officers of a British ship were
dining with a mandarin at Canton.
One of the guests wished second
helping of savory stew, which he
thought was composed of duck. Not
knowing a word Of Chinese, he held
up his plate to his host, saying, with
smiling approval: 'Quack, quack,
quack!" The mandarin was All in
telligent Chinaman. Shaking his
head he pointed to the dish Of stew
and said: "Bow, WOW, wowv'
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
Business Will Be Better.

Advertise liberally, do 1t intelligent
ly, and business will be better. You
can do 1t intelligently If you read Pa
cific Coast Advertising, the leading
advertising journal Of western Amer
lea. It is published monthly at 22S
Mercantile Place, Los Angeles, Cal.
1t is practical, gives the actual ex-
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own language, and shows how you
can adopt their plans successfully.
Subscription 900 per year. No free
copies, single copy 70 cents, coin or
stamps.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
IT'S PEABODY.

The news came over the phone on
Thursday afternoon that the legis-
lature had seated Peabody, and that
later, the ''war governor had resign
ed and was succeeded by Lieutenant
Governor Mcdonald.
AS the Denver papers had not ar
rived at the hour Of going to press
last night, we are unable to give In
formation as to how the deals We're
brought about in the Legislature
which accomplished the above re-
suits.
When the will of the people, as ex-
pressed at the polls last November
can be nullified as has been done by
the present legislature, we ha~s
reached stage of revolutionary pro-
ceedure in high places that is liable
to bear evil fruit one of these days.
It's a dangerous thing to trample
on the will of the people, as has
been done in the Adams Peabody
case.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
A pINNER-TABLe M.sHAP.
Unsxpsrisnced Servant Performs His
Duty to the Letter Of In
structtoa.

Marcel Provost, the French novelist,
is . favorite in the American colony
in Paris. says the Washington Star.
Whenever l see an English bish-
op," said M Provost at an American
dinner party. II laugh little to my
self. for the good mans stately pres
epce reminds me Of a terrible mishap
that once befell me-
Il entertained a certain bishop last
year at dinner. My butler. an elderly
man. had brought In from a friends
house an inexperienced lad to help
him in the dining room. and 1t seems
that this lad, during the laying ct the
cloth, annoyed the butler beyond en-
durance with questions az to his du-
ties.
How shall hold the plates?
Do serve the dishes on the right
or on the left side of the guests?'
Must the bishop be served first or
second7'
so he continued interminably. and
At last the impatient Dutler said:
"'All yCu will need to do will be to
stand behind the bishops chair, and
whenever his Iordship puts down his
glass you must reach over and wipe
his mouth with napkin
That, as the butler expected, ST.
lencsd his assistant. But the young
man actually took the buffers ironical
remark for a serious order AS soon
as dinner began he stationed himself
behind the bisnop, waited till his
lordship had drunk and put down his
glass. ald then. as deliberately as his
nervousness would permit. he opened
out large napkin and wiped the dig
uified old gentleman's mouth.
Imagine my horror"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
THE FATHER OF SOLDIERS.
How the Japanese General Kuroki
Looks After the Comfort
of HIS Men.

|. That night we camped on the battle
fleld. and again had occasion to wit
ness the extraordinary care Gen. XIII
roki bestows upoa his prisoners. As
1t was impossible to procure Euro
pean food for them. he sent the OIL
GERS to Antung, where q Russian
Kitchen" had been previously estab-
lished. The men were told with
many apologies. that they must be
content with rice and dried fish until
they reached With. where they would
md grub" to their li.ing Not salts
fed with llat, the general ordered that
the huge portions of rice allowed each
Muscovite prisoner be fried. "lf they
cannot have bucI wheat cakes, l Will
give them something like 1t, at least"
said the Father OF Soldiers" At the
same time he announced that to-mor-
row would be a day of rest. writes
Baron Gottberg. in Louisville Courier
Journal.
When started out next morning TO
once more ride over the battlefield. the
part used for burial places looked not
unl!ae soldiers cemetery at home on
Easter day. The several hundred
graves we're strewn with field flowers
and green twigs. some being literally
covered with many-colored blossoms
and leaves. And there were more and
more of these every minute, for every
man not detained by wounds or duty.
came to visit the dead, aad every visit
or brought flowers or greens to stick
into the ground with the expressed
wish that they grow and flourish
not to die like the good friends. And
then each grave. brave man-grave in
duty, but smiling insdeath-drew forth
his notebook. and jbtted down the
name ul-d date on each headpicce.
These he will report as soon as he
comes home. Thus the official lists
are constantly reinforced. and, II need
be, corrected, and Japan loses the
name of none Of her numerous he
roes.
was astonished to learn that the
Japanese government has no intention
to bring home the bodies Of the fallen.
"For The burial ceremonies an empty
casket. inscribed with the dead hero's
name. suftices," said general staff Of
hcer whom asked. In a matter-of-
fact way.
With the same gentleman I talked
long and earnestly on the sacrifice OF
the crew OF the transport Kinschu-
maru. that allowed itself to be drowned
by The Russians. preferring death 10
surrender.
when = body Of troops is unable
to offer further resistance. 1t is no dis
grace to surrender" urged.
THE crew did WE'LL" replied the
Jap, land their example Will be fol-
lowed b. my coantrymen hundred
times. II necessary. When Jap can
not live for Dai Nippon. he might As
well die" And he showed me let
ter just received from Toxic. A
brother of his wrote that their uncle
old Gen. Nogi, had very properly re-
fused the obsequies" intended to be
held for his youngest son who died at
the Yalu.
Wait awhile" the general had said.
Il have two more sons In the field, and
all promised to die for our country, II
1t must be. There may be more
deaths. and then we can hold funeral
services for all at one and the same
time"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

Thos. H. lies, who is practical
and successful cattleman, says he
has some doubts as to satisfactory
results from local fattening expert
ments, until we get a railroad. Mr..
Hes thinks the drive to the railroad
will knock of good deal of the fat,
but he hopes present experiments
may prove successful, notwithstand-
ing his opinion in the premises.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

Last Sunday In Denver, George
Shissler, an employee of the Hallack
& Howard Lumber company. shot
and instantly killed his neighbors,
Mr.. and Mrs. Key Sill and made an
attempt to murder their children,
and later shot and wounded Police
Surgeon Frank Dulin and Police Cap
tain William BOhanna, both Of which
have since died. The murderer bar
ricaded his home and held of the
police for nearly two hours before he
was killed by stray bullet.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

The Ladies' Guild OF st. James
church met last Thursday afternoon
with Mrs. s. NJ. Miller. The ladies
contemplate giving an apron-hand-
kerchief bazaar after Easter, hence
will be quite busy during Lent pre-
pairing these dainty articles.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

When you buy anything here we
exchange places with you've treat
you rs though we were buying for
ourselves. The City Drug Store.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

The Rifle Telegram reports that
J. A. Alley of Morganville, visited
that town last week, and that iMr.
Alley has fully recovered from his
recent dangerous illess.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

J. w. sprague of Piceance, thinks
the county should take in hand the
matter of Kidding the range Of the
large bands of semi-wild h0rse4
They are becoming Il nuisance In hk
section.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

According to latest reports Beh
Morgan was the only patriotic IrfS II
man from Axial at the ball. ~
tough when Axial has to depend n
the Welsh to make . showingAts4at
Patrfck's ball.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

Clarence Ralston is back from
Routt county, after several weeks
spent over there attending to range
work. lz
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

A Cripple Creek dispatch an
nounces the death of Mrs. Julta
Welty, at one time well known
and highly respected resident Of Blu
ford.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

Mr.. and Mrs. r. d. Holland Of the
canon, were among the Saturday
shoppers. s
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

The first newspaper advertisement
in 1852.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
MUTUALLY INTERESTED!|
You are buyers. We are sellers.

We have carload of farm implements COM
ing-Bain Wagons, John Deere Riding Plows,
Disc Harrows, Disc Drills, Cultivators, etc.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

The first United States mint was
in 1902.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

Leave your order for anything you need I'm
this line and we will endeavor to please you
both with goods and prices.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

The first balloon ascension was at
Lyons, France, in 1873
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-27
UNIVERSITY OF
FLORIDA WILL
OPEN TODAY
This Years Session will Be Held
at Lake City, But Hereafter
at Gainesville.

lake City. Sept. 26.-The new Uni
wersity of Florida, provided for by the
last legislature, will open Its first ses-
sion here Wednesday. II is in reality
only a continuation Of the old Univer-
sity of Florida, which has been in
operation here for many years, but
several radical changes have been
made. The Buckman bill, which has
been widely discussed throughout the
state. cut Of all appropriations for ex-
isting Institutions Of higher learning,
several Of which were receiving state
aid. and provided for two such insti-
buttons. one for boys and one for girls.
The latter Is located at Tallahassee.
The one for boys will use the grOunOIs
and buildings Of the old University of
Florida at Lake City this year, but
Is ordered TO move to Gainesville there
after.
The coming session of the univer-
s.ty. now under the presidency of DR..
Andrew Sledd. formerly professor OF
Latin in Emory college, promises TO
oe the best IN the history of the insti-
tuition. He viii be assisted by an able
faculty, the majority of whom have re.
ceivel their degrees from the best uni
versities o fAmerica and Europe. Sew
raj Of the professors have been at work
for several days in the library rear
ranging the books preparatory to cat
Alleging them in a scientific manner
Altogether it is felt that a decided ad-
vance is being made along educational
lines in Florida.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-27
That Is One of the Objects of An
gIO-JapaneSe Agreement.
INTEGRITY OF CHINA is INSURED
As WELL AS AN EQUAL oPPoR
TUNITY FOR THE CONNIE RcE OF
ALL NATIONS ANUD THE MAIN
TENANCE OF TERRITORIAL
RIGHTS.
BY Associated Press.

London, Sept 26.-The text of the
Anglo-Japanese treaty, signed August
Y, was issued from the foreign Office
this evening, with dispatch to the
British ambassador at ST. Petersburg
instrUcting him to communicate it Ia
the Russian government at the earliest
opportunity. The treaty contains
eight clauses and a long preamble.
The latter states the object to be
maintained general peace in Asia and
India and the preservation of the in
terests Of all the powers in China by
insuring the integrity of China and the
principle OF equal opportunity for the
commerce of all nations, the mainte-
rance of the territorial rights Of Great
Britain and Japan IN Eastern Asia and
India and the defense of their special
interests therein.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-27
Rstter Abovs - SO.

New Orleans, Sept 26.-Though
che deaths are more numerous than
since sunday, the fever situation is
regarded as showing unmistalable
signs Of improvement The cases are
reported fufrequently during the Gay
and the total for TIE tweuty-hour hours
ss considered favorable.
The deaths were on or below Canal
street, as were a large majority Of the
cases reported. In the lower section
o. the city, physicians consider the
disease to be well IN hand. with the
probability that October win see its
entire removal
More interest centers here now in
the question Of whether or not the vel
low fever germ is TO be discovered as
a result OF the investigations now in
progress than in the fever itself The
uubIic. however. is left in much uncer-
taintv by the vagueness of the ofsclO-
sures thus tar made in regard 10 the
miCrobe.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-27
DREDGE CAUCUS
DOING FINE
WORK
HarbOr Channel Being Dsepened
By Dredge Constructed Special
" for Pensacola.

From all reports received in the city
yesterday the U. S. Dredge Caucus,
which has been at work on the bar
since a week ago Monday is doing ex-
ceptionally good work.
All the work of the dredge so far
has been eminently successful, not
withstanding the fact that it is operat-
ing with an entirely green crew.
The reports have it that all the men
on board are well and extremely hope
full of escaping the yellow fever which
has, to some extent, demorilized every
thing else in the harbor.
The dredge is now working between
buoy number one-half and buoy num-
Der three and One-half.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-27
Admiral Schlev Ill

Nashville, Tenn, Sept. 26-Major J
D. Richardson, sovereign grand COM
mander of the Supreme Council
Scottish Rite MasOns, received a let
ter today from Mrs. W. S. Schley, say
ing the Admiral was i'll and would be
unable to attend the special communi-
cation Of the order now being held
here. Two hundred members Of the
order will witness the comforting of
degrees on fifty candidates.