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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-02-17
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A New York contemporary wants 10
know II julius Caesar 10 dead. We
have not noticed his death notice any
where.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-02-17
The H|OTiyiG Cod Mystery.


AHthef Of "Nystsrisus Mr.. Howard" IN,
DARK stranger" Charlie Aiisndals's
Doubls." Bte.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-02-17

In Use For over 80 lor
Tho Kind lol Have Always bought.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

How'd | come to go into the livery
business? Why" said the genial and
opulent livery stable proprietor. as he
rolled the big black cigar to a slightly
different angle between his teeth, sit
was kind o funny.
You see, | had large family, all
girls, nice girls. all Of thens: and nat
urally they all had good deal of com
pany, and they used to go good
deal. and to a good many places they
went to they had to have carriages ,
and my carriage bill was something
frightful. for me.
81 was doing a fair sort of a bust
ness, very fair in fact, but ! coudn t
| by any means afford to keep carriage
myself, and every month that carriage
| bill for my daughters used to bite a
| frighful hole into my income. Anc
| finally that set me to thinking.
I'm not the only man in the world
| | saws to myself. with a bunch of fine
| daughters The world is full of fine
| daughters, | says to myself. belong
| ing to fine families that want ON to
make as good show as anybody anc
all hiring carriages for en-.
why shouldn't ! make, myself. the
profit on the business that my daugh
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
How He Became Liveryman

tiers would bring TO stable, a. pretty
fair sort of business in itself, or at
least sure starter, and do business
for other peoples daughters. too?
That's all there was TO it. was
certain of some business and was
willing to take chance on the rest.
And everything went all right. My
daughters gave me all their patronage.
and they used more carriages now
than they ever had before-they said
they wanted to see their father do
WELL and | GOT my full share of the
patronage of other peoples daughters,
and the volume OF it was great.
In the course of time my daughters
all married and they all did we'll; very
comfortably. to say the least. Every
one of them now keeps carriage OF
her own, and keeps it in my stable:
and so the girls, nice girls. every one,
that once cost me so much, though |
never bcsrudged en- cent of it, now
4 send me money. every one.
Their business alone is something
] tidy but they are really only few
of many profitable customers, and
have never regretted taking up the
/ livery business.
But it was sort of funny. now, how
| came to go into it. wasn't it?'
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Correspondents Got No Eggs

flies These ms ects ! have seen him
send. with his unmailed fist. dozen
al time. without warning. to the
shades of the blue bottle. But he
spared chickens, and this bird
learned to perch on his shoulder and
to peck bread from his hand. 1t was
an awkward situation. | took no de-
light in the fowls winning ways and
simply wanted its flesh and Barry was
OF the same mind Ricarlton at last
proposed compromise.
He said that he would take no
share OF he bird that we had already
doomed and he would let us have the
first dozen eggs that his chicken
which he had christened kuroki. in
honor OF the famous Japanese general
should happen 10 lay. We agreed 10
this arrangement but ii was most I'M
satisfactory for, although of course
| feel certain that Ricarlton was no
party 10 the deception. the wretched
bird turned out to be a rooster.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

While | was pupil in the Jackson
school, in Newton. some eight years
ago. Capt. John w. Weeks, who after
ward became mayor of the city. one
day visited our class. says a writer IN
the Boston Herald. The future maN"F
had not been long in the room wren
one of the largest boys. who had al'-
parently been in a whispered wranste
with companion. exclaimed. in a
voice loud enough to be overheard.
"You better not be so swift about CIV
ing information"
81 heard you say something ab.
information" said Capt. Weeks, with
smile, addressing the boy who mad
spoken. Now let us see if YOU are
well-informed enough 10 tell the class
the meaning of the word Information
But the boy was forced to admit
that he was not Thcreupcn Cart
Weeks referred the question TO 'ae
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Not a Slick Compliment

whole class. But. alas, not one seemed
equal to the task until a bright-eyed.
ow-headed little fellow jumped to his
fee and threw up his hand.
Well my boy, said Capt. Weeks,
what do YOU say is the meaning OF
information?
Compliments. promptly answered
the little fellow.
Good" said Capt Weeks, smiling
down on tho boy Now let us hear
YOU give me compliment.
The little fellow paused for few
moments. looking thoughtfully at his
toes. but. seeming suddenly inspired
he looked up at Capt Weeks and said
in loud voice, You're slick guy
sir.
The comment of the future mayor
was scarcely audible above the laugh
ter that ensued. That's a doubtful
compliment he said.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Mrs. Pinkh.m's Standing Invitation
No humor for the EaaIe

cannot imagine even a touch of hui
NOR in the life of the eagle. There was
pair of blue jays that nestled near the
eagles, and imagine they came sneak
ing around at times when the parents
were not at home, just to see what was
going on. One day | was sitting on
the edge of the nest with my feet dan
Cling over, when one of the curious
Jays came up from behind. He didn't
notice me till he alighted, squawlling.
close by. His squawking valve closed
short off with squeak of surprise; he
threw up his wings in horror and fell
backward. The bluejay himself would
have chuckeld i'm enjoyment at the
sight, if the joke had not been on him.
I enjoyed it hugely. but it was all
Greek to the eagles. Everything 10
them is serious. Life is a cruel, harsh
reality; it is blood from birth to death.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Man Makes Nitrogen Deadly

lyddite or other unstable nitro-com-
pounds explode when hurled in shells
in warfare and in bombs in desperate
attacks on human life. Nitrogen.
against its natural disposition, is
locked up in an uncongenial space in
these compounds, from which it is set
free by very simple means in an
enormously expanded gaseous state
with deadly effect. returning, in fact,
to its normal peaceful mission once
more. 1t is the analogue of the sword
and the plCwshare; in the nitro-ex-
plosive nitrogen is the modern engine
of warfare and CRIME. In the free
state in the atmosphere it ministers
directly to the quiet and peaceful
needs of plant and human life.-The
Lancet.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

When left alone TO its natural l"he-
1ions nitrogen pursues a perlect'!
pe.ceful course. but when man sue
ceeds in capturing it and combining
II with other elements it becomes d
dire potentiality for evil. as Is obvious
IN tho recent events of the war IN the
~ E,st and in the crime in the
-,.oots of Moscow. The love of free
,on, ca to sneak. characteristic of nj
tnaaen ;s terribly excmplified in the
explosion of the bomb IN wh,ch II =, =
imprisoned and bound TO o'her ere
ments. On the slightest provoca',oh-
a spark, shock. fuse-fhe n'.ro'
gen suddenly expands from seeming
" nothing. as regards the SPACE whlc =.
If occupies, into infinlty ms is III
reality, what haprens when dyha"''e
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

In Frederick Nilliers recon book
telling of lis eXperier ces Wit. he
Japanese forces at Port Arthur He lr-
rates an interesting it'll ino ia, 1T
that occurred the d. the cc:resro. d.
en1s first reached the frCnt Thy
were quarted in rooms al In! VII n
had been pllagcd and dese Grated by
the Chinese robbers after the eNa"u-
alton by tie Japanese. He SAY
I'VE were soon busy trying TO ma e
the place habitahle. Ranons oil food
were sent us from Headquarters and
our party OF ten was soon sllit up
into messes. Barry correspond ut
of the Chicago Daily Newsl. Rcari-
ton. the expert Photographic ar st.
and myself. received bread, potatoes
and two chickens. Ricarlton took a
great fancy to one of the birds and.
being tender at heart, would rot have
ii killed.
In fact he was quite Buddhist IN
MANY WAYS and would destroy only
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Eour Facts For
Sick Women
TO Considex
,..,;, E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
ms an Unequoled Recosd of Cures
Mrs. PinkRam's Adviec Is Confsden-
naL Free, and aI.coys Helpful

F,Rsr.-That almost every operation
In our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect of
.uch symptoms as backache, irregular
and painful menstruation, leucorrhHa,
disbursements of the uterus, pain in
the side. burning sensation in the stom-
ach. bearing-down pains, nervousness,
dizziness and sleeplessness.
SECoND.-The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number of
absolute cures of female ills is Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t regulates, strengthens and cures
diseases of the female organism as
nothing else can.
For thirty years it has been helping
women to be strong, curing bacsache,
nervousness, kidney troubles, all utter
inc and ovarian inflammation weak
ness and displacements, regulating
menstruation perfectly and overcom-
ing its pains. 1t has also proved itself
invaluable in preparing for childbirth
and the change of life.
THlRp-Thc great volume of unso-
licited and grateful testimonials on file
at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, many of which are from time to
time published by permission, give alb
solute evidence Of the value of Lydia
f. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Mrs Pinkham's advice.
FouRrH.-Every ailing woman in the
United States is asked to accept the
following invitation. 1t is free, will
bring you health and may save your
life.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation
oWomen.-Women suffering from any
form of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs Pink
ham. at Lynn, Mass All letters are
received, opened, read and answered
by women only. From symptoms given,
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way of recovery
advised. Out of the vast volume of ex-
perience in treating female ills Mrs.
Pinkham probably has the very knowl-
edge that will help your case. Surely,
any woman. rich or poor, is very foolish
if she does not take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

often is conscious of an effort, and the
brain may be very much wearied in
lone-continned effort to recall impress
sions which have been partially eff
faced. The mental effort consists in
enersizing the fibers so as to make
them project forward their delicate
endinss, thus making numerous CON
facts. perhaps millions, with different
calls. until by and by the particular
cell or group of cells in which the de-
sired word or other impression was
made is recognized. When one is
weary. ii is often difficult, sometimes
impossible, to recall names or data OF
various sorts which may be entirely
familiar. This is because of the i'm
possibility of energizing the nerve
/ cells sufficiently to make the desired
contacts. Anything which benumbs
the nerves. as alcohol, tobacco, tea,
coffee. opium, may have the effect to
benumb the nervous sensibility
and lessen nervous energy, and thus
operate deeteriously upon memory
Memory. however, is perhaps most Sc
riously injured by loss of sleep. where
by brain energy becomes exhausted.
Sometimes the memory may be for the
time being almost entirely effaced by
! long-continued loss of sleep.
! Depreciation of memory in old age
/ is one of the first indications OF fail
ing mental power. 1t is interesting to
note, however, that the memory of
events which happened in early life
are often remembered. while others
of recent occurrence quickly pass from
the mind.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Thu Miracle of Memory

One of the most remarkable of all
the mental processes is memory. How
are sight pictures and sound pictures
and other impressions stored in the
mind. and how are we able to recall
them? Here. again, we are in the
presence of wonderful miracle. and
at best we can only seek to make clear
the fact by illustration and compari
son. There are certain bodies pos
sessed of a property known as phos-
phorescence. After having been ex-
posed to daylight for a time. these
bodies give off light in the dark They
store up certain portions of the sun
beam, and give them off again. This
is a sort of physical memory. These
phosphorescent bodies simply continue
in the dark that which they do in the
sunlight
In some way the impressions made
throug hthe eye. ear and other senses
induce such actions and changes in
the nerve cells which are connected
with these organs that under the right
sort OF stimulus the same action may
be reproduced, and brought within the
range of consciousness. This repro
duction of past Impressions is secured
through the connection of that port
tion of the brain which is the seat of
consciousness with other portions in
which impressions are stored by
means of the delicate nerve branches
previously described. The numerous
connections of these nerve tibers bring
them in direct or indirect association
with all the different parts of the
brain. In trying to remember. one
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
ATAX|A FOUR YEARS
FOLLOWS MALARIA CONTRACTED IN
sPANlsH-AMERICAN WAR.
Tried DIR. Nilliams' Fink Pills, but
Was Cured in Four Months.

Was Cured in Four Months.
Because he did not know that there is
a remedy for ataxia, Nh. Ariel endured
four years of weakness, pain and the
misery of thinking his case incurable.
cat the outbreak of the Spanish.
American war. he says, 81 Went with
Company B, Eighth Regiment, NV M,
into camp at Chickamauga, and while
there my system became Thoroughly
poisoned with malaria. When was
. 1~Nsterrd out, l carried that disease
home with me. After while locomotor
ataxia appeared"
Glow did the ataxia Begin"
60 l first noticed pain i'll my ankles
and knee joints. This was followed by
numb feeling III my legs. At times l
had to drag myself around; my legs
would shake or become perfectly dead.
/ had constant trouble i'll getting about
i'll the dark. kept a light burning i'll
my room Mt night as could not balance
myself in the darkness. Even with the
aid of a light l wobbled. and would
reach out and catch hold of chairs to
prevent myself from falling?"
"How long were you sufferer"
-Four years i'll all. During the last
three years was confined to bed, some-
times for week, again for three or four
weeks at a time. When was lying
down the pain in my back was fire.
quen,ly SO severe that had to be helped
npand put in chair to ut little re-
lief. I had considerable i~iL in my
bowels and 10 control over my kidneys.
The worst of I'LL was that the doctor
could give me 10 hope of recovery"
GLOW We're you cured?"
II read that DIR. Williams Pink
Pills had cured locomotor ataxia and
one or two friends spoke to me about
them. In the fall Of 1908 began to take
them for myself and had not used
more than one box before found that
the pains i'll my knees aud ankles were
greatly relieved. Four months after
ward l becan,ea perfectly we'll man, and
lam today enjoying the best of health. ;
Mr.. Edward H. Ariel lives at No I:
Powow street. Amesbury, Mass. Every
sufferer from locolnotor ataxia should try
DR.. Williams Pink Pills without delay
Auy druggist eau supply them.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Here ID Relief for Women.

Mother Gray, nurse in New YORK;,
discovered pleasant herb remedy for
women's ills, called AUSTRALIAN.
LEAF. Cures female weaknesses, Back
ache, Kidney, Bladder and Urinary
troubles. At all Druggists or by mail
soc. Sample mailed FREE. Address,
The Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N, \.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
eAev's TERRIBLE SORE.
Body Raw With Aumor-Caused Un-
told Agony-Doctor Did No Good
Hnrad 0prA

-CUtICUTa OUFEU dt OT1CC.
"My child was a very delicate baby.
A terrible sore and humor broke out
on his body looking like raw flesh.
and causing the child untold agony.
My physician prescribed various rene
dies, none of which helped at ALL |
became discouraged and took the mat
ter into my own hands and tried Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
with almost immediate success. Be
fore the second week had passed the
soreness was gone, not leaving trace
of anything. Mrs. Jeanette n. Block,
PSI Rosedale ST.. Rochester. N. Y"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Her Retort.

~ notice. my dear, that the courts
have decided that some Western man
is only half married. l wonder which
half it is. ha, ha. ha."
We'll, ] hope ii isn't the idiots bet
ter half."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
Had II on His Person.

A pupil in a Lynn. Mass, school was
asked by his teacher to give the def
milton of vacuum. 81 cant just de-
scribe it," he said, but l have it in
my head. "-Lippincott's
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors

Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson.
patent lawyers, GIL and Oh Pioneer
Press Building ST. Paul, MINI.
Robert Cornell. Phillipsburs. Nont.,
spring wire CATCH William Jones.
Neenah Wis, support for cooking
utensils; Charles Knapp, Winona,
Mimi, sleigh: Robert Lindsay. Seattle,
Wash, bookcase or display rack.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

Catarrh OF the Bladder and Kidney Trouble
absolutely cured by DR. David kennedy's Favorite
Remedy. World famous for 80 years. d . bottle
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

FITS II
Sr Send for FREE o.. 90 trial bottle and treatise.
tR H. H. KLINE Ltd sSl Arch Street. Philadelpha, Pc
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds. john #.
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind. Feb 10. 1900.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

lady was at Bisbee and convinced
all the baldheads that her new discov-
cry would grow hair on billiard balls.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

A pawnbroke who is always ad-
vancing is naturally progressive.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
for children teethng softens the gums, reduces ~
ANIMATION. allays pain cures wind collie. Csc bottle.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

Beware of the man whose charitable
fits consist of sympathy only.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

Never try to tan a dogs hide with
his own bark.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

He who is unable to collect his wits
or his bills is in hard luck.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14
A Short Lecture.

"rhere's just one thing l wanted to
say to you,' began Mrs. Acid to her
better half
"Only one, M'ria?" queried he. so
licitously. Aren't you feeling ~ell?"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

If man doesn't wind up his bad
habits his health will soon run down.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-07-14

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The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

George Agnew Chamberlain, for
several years vice consul general of
the United States at Rio Janeiro,
came down Saturday from Captain to
see Hon. II. ]. Hagerman. Mr.. Cham
berlain is preparing to start a new
Spanish paper at Captain, to be call
ed Eel Farol," (Searchlight). Glenn
ent Hightower and John Haley will
also be associated with the new pa
per, which will be printed in the Of
fee of the Captain News but will be
entirely distinct from that paper. 1t
will be the only Spanish paper as far
east in New Mexico Is Las Vegas
or the Rio Grande Valley. There are
about four thousand Mexicans in Lin
coin county, and with h scattered
Spanish-speaking people in other
counties east of the mountains the
new paper has a large field.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
A Fearful Fate.

1t Is n fearful fate to have to en-
dure the terrible torture Of Piles. 81
can truthfully say" writes Harry Col
son, of Masonville. Ia, that for
blind. bleeding, itching and protrud-
ing piles. Bucklen's Arnica Salye is
the best cure made" Also est for
cuts, burns and injuries. Csc at Ros-
well Drug and Jewelry Co.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

when the Otero administration
began to talk of enforcing the Sum-
day law, closing gambling and be-
ing good generally, it was a sure sign
of the defeat of the bunch in the fight
for the re-appointment of Otero. For
eight years the from the
gaming tables has been used to sup
port the schools, while the tax rate
was piled on for political graft. Now
the gang politicians are willing that
the gambling revenue shall be cut
off, and the other fellows have that
much harder row to hoe--Albuquer
cue Advertiser.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
Grip Quickly Knocked Out.

Some weeks ago during the severe
winter weather both my wife and my
.ef contracted severe colds which
speedily developed into the worst
kind of la grippe with all it's miser-
able symptoms" says Mr.. J.. S. Egg
lesion of Maple Landing, Iowa.
Knees and joints aching. muscles
sore, head stopped up. eyes and nose
running, with alternate spells of chills
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

and fever. We began using Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, aiding the
same with a dose of Chamberlain
Stomach and Liver Tablets, and by
its liberal use soon completely knock
ed out the grip" These Tablets pro-
mote a healthy action of the bowels.
liver and kidneys which is always
beneficial when the system is con-
gested by a cold or attack Of the
grip. For sale by all druggists.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
Classified "Ad5.'
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE Milk cow. 1so2 North
Mo. 32t3*
FOR RENT Two room house, 412
N. Penn. 35t6*
FOR SALE Household goods and
farming tools at Mrs. Jerry Simp-
sons. 35tf
FOR SALE Nice gentle horse and
buggy with harness. 313 N. Richard
son ave. 35t2*
FooR SALE Cheap, good pony
and buggy. Will sell separately. 700
North Union. 36t2*
FOR sALE:- Elderly lady's ticket
to Kansas City, Mo-, $500 apply t
Record ONCE. got
FOR SALE 160 acres of decided
land, 3h miles from Dexter. $500
worth of improvements, in artesian
belt. A bargain. Address *" Rec
ord office. 36t6*
FOR SALE:I will have from now on
the White Winter Permain and 9th
er good varieties of apples, grown
in the White Mountains; by the box
or in quantities.-Frank B.. Coe.
M. and F. 22tf