New-York tribune., 1905-04-25
FINANCE.

MAY vas married To old December
Much / wondered about the match
50 incorgruous' sun remember
OLD dan -. NGs II glorious eaten,
They'd been married a month month or over. over.
When | called on the blushins bride
somewhat curious 10 discover
Her impressions being tied
You car. tell me. by this tine, surely.
NO Iot failure" she smiled demurely
Say temporary embarrassment
Cleveland Leader
The London Chronicle tells this story: she was
a dreadful wreck when they brought her in 10
st. BarthOomew's Hospital last evening The
youthful surgeon worked away upon her face
with spOnges and plaster and cottonwood. wGn-
derne aloud how che could have got into such
state Clearly the woman had something TO
say-but sne could not say il. When the surgeon
had mace a job of ii. he gently lifted the
over an arm. and 2Sked. How did it happen"
She raised a fist shake his shoulder, and
cried furously. " + done 1t! E done IL! - i'm"
Turning his head the Surgeon could see The man.
who had been standing just under the narlng
gas let and watching the proceedings with the
interest Of 4 landed proprietor at building oper
alton The bFute." muttered the surgeon, as lie
shifted the woman 10 her teet She turned on
him brute" she shrieked through her bandsge
Won call i'm brute? And after he broukht me
All the way ere in his arms. Gawd bless Int
HoUsE-CI.EANIIG TIME.
And now W. have our Introduction to a zesson
And Of riot and of ructIon we shall hey- our
For the housewife now goes prying in the cor
All tn. dust aud dirt. and siehing, she ties
towels on her hair.
Then she gleefuly goes. tripping ard from room
And there * sound o' ripping IS the carpets
While thc firnituye is, jurnbled and the house
And tne husband he ie humbled at the tumuIt
and the -oar
And with vigor, she il srrub"ins and the carpets
While for dust aud dirt she's sruhbiuk and
she never stops 81 all
brush grows curry
And the hons[ is topsy-turvy from the earret
to the hall.
And tho family must diet for there is no time
For il is no Idle fable that there is no stove o.
And to cook no one is able less II bs out In the
Sow there il an overhauns and in tubs there
AZ the hnsbands oudly crawling. ereep back
nome again each nisht. ,,..,,.,.
their shins with pain jumping.
AZ in darkness they ar humping through the
wreckago minus light
And now we have an introduction TO season Of
And We meet with grim obstruction here and
Ana The davs are full ~ madness fulI OF gloom
and srOuch and S1dleHS
Ara hearts are tu!l oI bHdtlrSN hs W SliA
Ia despair
lwo-t.r hitds nest j. somethias oVt - the
ordinury. bat W'lk, share Penn. IS said 70 have
or. a chUr - beinr torn down Workmel
tried to enter che stoepls throush treF door
but could rot raise r.. They broke in from the
outside and found th- door weighted down by a
mass or twlss, straw grass and mud. which had
evidently bcon acrune relating during the thirty
five vea,- since rrr las previous opef'nr 90 tho
steeple
ito Had Woaiau ~ the House ,handicE hi.u b.
plate OF cold s'"aqS}-Ynu zoos i&@ man who hSs
seen hettcr daNs.
Fondry Gretts Yesm. thprkee haXe The
VAS time ma am. W'rn ! would have bldSned 10
hand sll.h lagouL as lhLs 70 a d9G -lChIeaso Trih