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North Park union., 1905-11-10
ALL READY FOR LAWYER.
Crime Had Been Committed and Fee
Was In Hand.

Crime Had Been Committed and Fee
Was In Hand.
Representative Julius Kahn OF Call.
tornia tells grimly humorous
Illustrative of the guile Of "the heath.
en- Chinee."
One day 1t appears that Dennis
Spencer, a prominent criminal attor'
ney of Napa, in the state mentioned.
was the recipient OF call from
Chinese, who without circumlocution
at once put this question: .
"Splose, Mr.. Spencer one China
man kill mother Chinaman with hatch
ct. How much you enlarge make him
clear?"
"oh," exclaimed the lawyer. care
lessly, "Td take the case for $500
The Chinaman vanished without
word. In about a week he returned
and laid the sum Of $500 on Mr.
Spencer's desk.
What Is that for?" asked the law
yer. ...
You say you take case for $500"
explained the Oriental.
A light burst upon Mr.. Spencer
Horrified, he exlaimed:
"You mean to tell me that since
saw you last one of your countrymen
has been killed?"
Certainly" calmly answered the
Chinaman. "I kill him last night.
New York Times. ,5e,a
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Manila.-The farewell banquet to
Gov. Luke e. Wright was attended by
many army oficers and civilians and
was one Of the most popular demon
strations ever given to an onicial of
the islands. The governor was toasted
by Americans, Engllshmen, Spaniards
and Fflipinos. He was cheered for ten
minutes when he arose to speak. In his
address he gave credit to- his col
leagues for the work that had been ac-
compltshed. He said there never had
been personal differences between the.
oennlssioners. From the frst they
never had been conscious Of swerviLs
men the policy Of Presidep. NcElzlsy.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Tho bible says nothing about female
angels. You remember that there is
- marrying or giving In marriage in
heaven, and there is also . text which
asserts that there was silence in
heaven for the space Of half an hour"
-Chlcago Journal.
North Park union., 1905-11-10
THE NORTH PARK UNIONS
Brand Directory
OF NORTH PARKS LEADING CA11LEMEN.

Get in with Push" and Advertise Your rand ahuer
this head smalonly IS year, in advance or
Your Brand and each 80 times year. onr
Brand to he an like of those shown ABOVE ac
companed by proper description posofce address, owner
etc
Sneca Rates will given those desiring to advertise
two or more Animal Cuts For further particulars
ulease write editor of the North Park Unon
Walden Colorado
North Park union., 1905-11-10

American travelling men who have
become 20 proficient that they can
converse freely with the natives Of
New jersey are not going In be scared
by the announcement that they may
Aave 70 learp Chinese.
North Park union., 1905-11-10
Charlie. win Be King.

Paris. - Information reaching the
highest quarters here shows that def
mite arrangements have been made by
which Prince Charles Of Denmark will
accept the throne of Norway, follow
ing q plebiscite November 18th. Prince
Charles will leave Denmark to assume
the royal functions Immediately after
the notification of his election is CON
yeyed to him.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

The Baltimore man who says $15..
900 . year ID the ideal income prob
ably enjoys an income of ~ q day.
Why, $4,000 . year IL no more than
enough to pay your wife's dressmak.
ing bills.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Homeopathists in New York are ad-
vocatipg the passage Of law making
1T necessary for people to obtain GER
tiNcates Of health before they can get
married. Don't laugh. Sillier laws
than that have been passed in New
York.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

There never was man who had as
good time as his wife thinks he does
Nhen she is away for the summer.
.(LAter: There never was q man who
would acknowledge that he had as
good time. etc.).
North Park union., 1905-11-10

\ What a pity that the seventy tons
o. dynamite which have blocked the
lSuex canal could not have been en-
ployed in cracking the rocks of Pan.
anna. IT'S another instance of the total
deprayity OF inanimate things.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

To sue for loss of ones wife's serv-
ices does not necessarily mean that
had the services been available one
would have forced ones wife to earn
the amount named
North Park union., 1905-11-10

= Miss Amanda Clement OF Hudson,
3. D., has just completed her first sea-
son a. a professional baseball umpire,
and will apply for position in the
western league next year. Come,
Mere Man, this is getting serious.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Cinnamon may know how to make
superior bombs. but they would never
make successful anarchists. as they
cannot grow the whiskers that go with
the trade.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

The Japanesc are 4 thrifty people.
II 1t becomes necessary for them to
lind something cheaper than rice to
i've on while they are paying their
war debt they will ind 1t.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Considering the superior and salts
Aed look which science habitually
wears, one must think 1t ought to
come forward with rea'.c'y Cor
s------1- f.>tr----1-f-a--
North Park union., 1905-11-10

In the recent balloting for the ad-
mission Of candidates 10 the New
York Hall Of Fame two Of the three
men admitted were poets. They were.
Of course. dead when the votes were
cast.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

The wife sof one Of the eminent
4:uxillsts has Withdrawn her suit for
divorce because the nghter wrote q
seane; n which b made home" rhyme
sVftS ..aloae." Whatsver the lady's
yshxnsaAt may ~, It we're Idle to
~ i1&aoa n9r coufaes. ",
North Park union., 1905-11-10

In the pre- ,iling excitement 1t has
,oeen generally overlooked that the
Warrington baseball Club this year
lost the distinction Of holding lowest
place.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

: Grand Duke Cyril Of Russia IL the
latest to take secondhand bride. He
married the divorced grand duchess
Victoria OF Hesse.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

That Brooklyn hnancier who wants
70 fight . duel with Castro need not
be surprised II he is haughtily told
40 60 and get . reputation first.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

kid" Mccoy says he quit prize
fighting because 1t ceased to pay. Mr..
Mccoy. 1t will be seen. il not an artist
for arts sake.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

A New York man has offered $780,
900 for the secret of Behring's con-
'sumptidn cure. II it's cure the offer
10 small. -
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Seattle says 1t does not want the
Christian Endeavor convention. 1t Is
Just as we'll. Christian endeavor
would have 4 tough time in Seattle.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

she man who forced his wife 10 9st
~. ard play tie piano- 1t : q. m.
sheo1d marry pia7ols next time.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Moscow's rioters may not have
Aeard that they have acquired the
blessings Of free government and are
thoroughly contented.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

0oldwin Smith thinks married men
should have two votes each. But It
isn't likely that this kind Of female
suffrage will ever be accepted.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

:, Their ng leaves are to be removed
from the statues In the Detroit Mu-
osum Of Art. This seems cruel. with
cold weather coming on.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

Becoming engaged % the king Of
spain. seems to be 4, favorite occupa-
tiCa among Hnropean princesses Just
now.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

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a.unif - i1sat Ee1s5k x Nicaragua .
fiNea lpGk-hteh oevsn-vay bottle CO.,
NSGau I eoSGa oau08 q aaDestea Dese
nd ss1t 1Ge9a1a1 . 'iiesnss
''s'II'iI = - = - y spG131 noN
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North Park union., 1905-11-10

j A New Jersey woman testines that
her husband has mot been once sober
since 1905. She ought to be exhibit
ing. not divorcine him.
North Park union., 1905-11-10

However. the angels must bs wom-
-en. for IL It not written that "man was
created = littje lower than the an
gels!"
North Park union., 1905-11-10
- = ARK UNION!
4 sa.ls''s. rys.y FrIdax
wALDnRs. COLORADO

Japan owss hillion and quarter
Of dollars She y getting civilized
North Park union., 1905-11-10

TXAsal
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
! THE TOMBSTONE CENSOR.
de Sees That No UnseemIy Inscriu
tion HAIRS the Cemetery.

ne sees That No UnseemIy InscriD.
tIon iIars the Cemetery.
A tombstone censor is employed by
most large cemeteries. 1t is the duty
OF this man to see that nothing unseen
~ IN the way of a tombstone is put up.
A young engineer in a Norristown
mill was killed by the explosion of a
boiler, and the family of this young
man. believing that the mill owners
had known all along that the boiler
was defective, actually had carved on
the tombstone the sentence. Murdered
by his masters" The tombstone cen-
sor, of course, refused to sanction such
an epitaph.
On the death of certain noted prize
lighter the surviving brother of the
man wanted to put in glass case be-
side the grave a championship belt,
four medals, a pair of gloves and other
trophies of the ring. But the censor's
negative was firm.
widow who believed that the Dhy-
sician was responsible for her hus-
bands death wished to put on the
tomb, He employed cheap DOCTOR
but the tombstone censor showed her
that such an inscription would lay her
open to heavy damages for libel
Atheists sometimes direct in their
wills that shocking blasphemies be
carved on their monuments. The cen
sor, however, sees to it that these bias
phemies do not disfigure the cemetery.
-PhiladeIphia RnUetin
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26

One hundred dozen ladies hand
Lerchiefs made of good quality white
lawn and hemsfitChed three different
ire hens, every one of them are the
e. Grade take as many as you like
here rlonday and Tuesday at each 2 &c
One hundred dozen ladies all linen
hardkerchiefs and every thread gu
aranteed to be pure linen, the grade
that Won have seen offered at 1Oc will
he sold here in this sale at per dozen.
zoe, each ...........'''.- 4Z2c
Fifty dozen ladies fine embroid-
cred Swiss handllerehiefs, great vari-
CIV Of new patterns. You never saw
better Que for 2Oc here in this sale
Monday and Tuesday only at each Sc
One hundred dozen mems hem
stitched three different size borders a
Grade that has always sold for 10c
here in this great sale Monday and
Tuesday at per dozen soc at each 41I2c
Fifty dozen mems all linen hand
kerchiefs and every thread gugran-
teed to be pure linen three size hens,
the grade that sells regularly for zoe
here Monday and Tuesday, not over
one dozen TO a customer at the price
each .................... &c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26

Fall line of Buist'sI fresh garden
seeds, just received at f. M. McLaueh.
lin & Co.
Mrs. Samuel r. Watson has returned
to Macon after q visit of week to rel
atives here.
A. T. Martin was among the Maco-
mans registered yesterday at the Ho-
tel Windsor.
Mr.. o. P. Wallis left yesterday for
Blakely, where he goes for several days
on business.
Mrs. w. B. Chapman ia visiting
friends in Americus. coming yesterday
from Macon.
Miss Olive Dorman OF Andersonville
IS visiting relatives in Americas, COM
ing yesterday.
G. w. Parrott came down from Rey-
holds yesterday upon matters of bust
ness in Americas.
Miss Florence Smith of Buena Vista,
is the guest of Americas friends, going
hence to Dawson.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. P. Britton left yes
terday for Sparta, where they will
spend several days.
Messrs. W. K. Johnston and w. P.
Carter of Lumpk1n had business In
AmerIous yesterday.
G P. Morgan came from Columbus
yesterday with others from that city
having business here.
Mrs, J. e. Carriker of Harris. Ga,
en- route to Dawson, was the guest OF
friends here yesterday.
Mrs. Idus Robertson Of Greenville,
Ca, was a visitor In Amerlcus yester-
day, going to Dawson.
Mr.. G. o. Loving and daughters,
Misses Ethel and Frances, have gone
to Oolquitt to visit relatives.
Miss Fannie May WilIiford is the
guest of friends in Lumpkin while at
tending commencement exercises there
this week
Miss Nettie Lockett has gone to For
syth to attend the commencement exer-
cises of Monroe Female College, be-
ginning next week.
Mrs. Clarence J. White has gone upon
visit of several weeks in Macon and
Atlanta, visiting her sisters, Mrs. J. L.
Killen and Mrs, W. e. Hawkins.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
A Remarkable Picture Worth
MANY DOLLARS
can be obtained
For a Few Cents
''The Three Most Beautiful Roses
BY Paul de Longpre.

s'The Three Most Beautiful Roses"
By Paul de Longpre.
At the urgent solicitation of the Wo-
mans Home Companion, Mr.. Paul de
Longpre, who is the greatest painter
of flowers in the world, consented to
make painting of what he considered
"The Three Most Beautiful Roses, -
and the paintings without doubt
one of the master pieces of this
great artist. This magnificent
picture is reproduced in all its
original grandeur on the cover of the
Woman's Home Companion for June.
Although this cover is an accurate re-
production of a painting worth him.
dreds of dollars, yet the June number,
which has this exquisite cover, may be
obtained at any first-class newsstand
or direct from the publishers for the
trivial sum of only ten cents.
Mr. Paul de Longpree is justly styled
the liking of Flower Painters" He
not only paints roses, bat every flower
that grows, and is the highest authori-
tv on flowers. His paintings are found
in the most select homes. Some have
sold for as much as seven thousand
five hundred dollars ($7, 500)
Artists, art critics and competent
judges ali agree that the covers of the
Woman's Home Companion far exec
those of any other magazine.
The Woman's Home Companion is 6
magazine which in beauty and excel
lence, art, stories, illustrations an6
fashions, etc, excels all other home
and family magaz mes. The Woman'l
Home Companion is published by
The Crowell Publishing Company
New York City, also Chicago, Ill. a
One Dollar a year and Is the favorit'
magazine in nearly half million
homes, where it is read each and ever.
issue by three million people.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
WARM WEATHER HELPS
Get Rid of Your Catanh by Using
Hyomei Now.

Get Rid of Your catarrh by Using
Hyomei Now.
Everyone who has catarrh should take
advantage of the warm weather to get
rid of this annoying and distressing dis
ease. The right treatment, faithfully
followed, in May or June, will benefit
much more quickly than in the Winter
and early Spring.
Do not try to cure catarrh of the head
and throat by taking drugs into the
stomach. 1t cannot be cured in that
manner. The only way In which this
too common disease can be cured il
through q direct application of Hyomei
that will kill the germs of catarrh and
prevent their growth.
The first days use of Hyomei will
show decided improvement, and in a
short time, especially if used at this
season of the year, there will be nc
further trouble from caatrrh.
You take no risk in buying Hyomei
The complete outfit costs but one dol
lar, and If after using you can say thai
the treatment has not helped you, j. u
Dodson will return your money.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
sonED DOWN TO FOUR LINES.
News Notes of interest But Too Short
for Headlines 5unched Together
Short Tales of the Town Whacked
Shorter Still.

Buy good hammock and enjoy the
long hot sultry summer days-Iarge as
sortment. Price 81. so to $3.50 Hol-
liday's Book store.
The increasing scarcity OF farm labor
here is fast presenting new problems
which our farmers, sooner or later. will
have to solve.
Cotton stocks in Americas at prest mt
will not exceed $500 bales, as against
$500 held here when the December
slump struck us.
The continuation of rain which has
fallen for the last two weeks has Put
the farmers at great disadvantage in
fighting the grass.
Mr.. R. j. Spillers, the handsome and
hustling seller of Coca Cola chewing
gum, took numerous orders from local
dealers yesterday.
Peaches will be plentiful here week
uEhSSs hS OuAl1SI Will buu6
be in M nket, but fair Q1een Elberta
is yet month away.
The remains of DR.. Emmett lowers,
who died Monday at Charming, Texaf,
are expected to reach his home, Pres
ton today or tomorrow.
The onslaught of the too belligerent
bulls was given a check yesterday
when the cotton market took a severe
tumble of twenty points.
The rains have damaged the black
berry crop to some extent, but there
will be something doing along that line
for the unfed just the same.
We have succeeded in getting clear
liquid cement that ia guaranteed to
mend broken china and glassware sat-
afactorily. Try bottle.
SHEFFIELD FL HUNTINGTON C0.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Kabo CorSets,

KabO in every way Is a corset
masterpiece. In construction, mate
riaIs and workmanship, combined
with the latest creations, it stands
above them all. Every feature that
pertains TO comfort, such as grace
fuIness of figure and perfection of fit,
is given special attention to assure
absolute enjoyment when wearing a
KabO corset, rIany new styles priced
at $500
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Juggling With Dynamite

Is no more dangerous than to neglect
kidney disorders. Foley'S Kidney Cure
corrects Irregularities and Las cured
many severe cases after other treatment
has failed. 1t builds up the worn out
tissues and restores health and vigor.
81 was troubled with kidney complaint
for about two years." writes A. H
Davis of Mt. Sterling, Iowa, SHUT two
bottles of Foley's Kidney Cure effected
a permanent cure. Sold by T, M. Nc
LaOghlin & Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Saved By Dynamite,

Sometimes, flaming city is saved by
dynamltiDg a space thht the fire cans
cross. Sometimes, cough hangs Or
SO long, you feel as if nothing but dyna-
mite would cure it. Z. It. Gray of Cal.
hour, Ca, writes: MY wife had 9
very aggravated cough, which kept hen
awake nights. Two physician could
not help her; so she took DR.. KINKS
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Ooldp, which eased heI
cough, gave her sleep and finally cured
her. Strictly scientific cure fol
bronchitis and La Grippe at the Ell
bridge drugstore. Price SOC and 81, 90
guaranteed. Trial bottle free.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Do Not Be Imposed Upon,

Foley & Co., Chicago, originated
Honey and Tar as throat and lung
remedy, and on account of the great
merit end popularity of Foley's Honey
and Tar many limitations are offered for
the genuine, Ask for FoIey's Honey
and Tar and refuse any substitute offer
ed, as no other preparation will give the
same Satisfaction. 1t is mildly laxative
It contains no opiates and is safest for
children and delicate persons. Sold by
F. M. Mclaughlin & Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Hot Weater Piles

Persons afflicted with Piles should be
careful at this season of the year. Hot
weather and bad drinking water con-
tribute to the conditions which make
Piles more painful and dangerous. De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve stops the
pain, draws out the soreness and cures
Get the genuine, bearing the name of
E. G. Dewitt & Co. Sold by W. REM
bert.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
100000 Envelopes.

We will place on sale here rIonday
morning one hundred thousand en-
VeIooes at the lowest price ever
known, They XXX 5 and XXX Oh
size, the grade that has always sold
here for &c package, We will sell
them here Monday and Tuesday at
per package DC XXX 5 size at per
1000 6OC, XXX Oh size at per 1000
at NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Csc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Mems NaCkWear.

Mems wash four-in-hand ties
made of mercerjZed madras in all col
ors and white full regular length the
grade that is sold everywhere for 25C
here r1ond ay and Tuesday at each 10c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
36-InCh Linen Lawn.

This is the grade and width that
has always sold for soc, no house in
Americus ever offered it for less than
that price but for special leader and
to open our sale with rush we will
sell the grade here rI0nday and Tues
day at per yard ....,........... 25C
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
There is a great deal of money to be
made in just being content to keep
what you have.
A Good Nights Rest,

The greatest tonic on. earth is a goot
nights rest. Restless. nights andthe terri
BILE exhaustion of hacking cough are dread
dangers of the poor consumptive But why
this fear of the night when a few dose of DIR
Boschee's German Syrup will insure refresh
ingsleep, entirely tree from cough or nignt
sweat? Free expectOration in the morning
is made certain by taking German Syrup
1t has cured consumption for forty years
Trial bottle. Csc, Big bolt e, 75c. At al
druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Ladies' Low Cut Shoes.

One hundred and fifty pairs ladies
low cut shoes in black and tan made
Of best kid skin soIf flexible sOles
they have been $40 but for rIonday
and Tuesday selling we will offer
themat per pair $l.4O,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Ocean Graves fer 1928 Men.

st. Servan, France, May 25.-Al
hope has practically been given VI
for the three-masted sailing vessel!
Cousins Reunionist, which left thi
port 80 days ago for ST. Pierre, Mique
lon, off the coast of Newfoundland
She had on board 1913 fishermen, ant
great frief prevails here among the
missing mems families. who have be
gun to put on mourning.
Try cream rolls, loo per dozen at g
M. Bragg's Bakery.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Umbrellas.

One hundred umbrellas made Of
fast gIoriO silk paragon frames steel.
rods, great variety of plain and fancy
handles, never before offered for less
than $3.50 here TIOnday and Tues
day ateaCh OSC
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26

personnel being thirteen, including Ine
captains wife and child Two weeks
later British bark sighted her in the
Atlantic. There was no sign of life on
board. \ boat was sent to her, ana
Il most exhaustive search proved her
to be as silent as the tomb, as desert
ed as Il pesthouse. Everything was in
its place, even the boats at the davis
The hull was unchanged the cargo
untouched. Rigging and spars We're
intact; the sails We're all set. The
crews weekly wash hung above the
forecastle; an awning covered the Poop
Binnacle and wheel and rudder we're
complete. The sailors kits and din
nerS We're seen in the forecastle. In
the cabin was Il sewing machine, with
a child's garment under the needle, ahd
on the table half eaten meal. The
chronometer licked undisturbed in the
chartroOm; the cash box was unriied.
The logbook, posted to within forty.
eight hours of the visit. showed the
passage to have been favorable; the
ships appearance proved there had
been no storm. Evidences of Il strug-
gle or piracy or murder there were
none Yet thirteen people had disap-
peared as if spirited away by some
supernatural agency, and from that
day to this the mystery has never been
unraveled, though the United States
government spared no effort to solve
it.-P. I. McGrath in McClure's Maya
nne.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Women's Vest at &c Each.

White ribbed summer Isle vest
finished low neck and sleeves tape
neck and shoulders, trimmed with
good lace worth 2OC at &c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Window Shades.

Window shades MADE of genuine
linen opaque 3x6 or 3x7 no extra
charge for the larger sizes in al the
new colOrs in white and all the sta
pie COlOrs here Monday and Tuesday
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-05-26
Ribbons at &c Yard.

One thousand yards all silk rib
bOns Nos. 40 and 90 width. every ward
Is worth Zoe if cent, take your pick
of the lot here Monday and Tuesday
at per yard. OC