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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
MAYOR IS
REAL BOSS
OMAHA CHIEF EXECUTIVE COM
PELs ALDERMEN TO FORM
QUORUM.

Omaha, Neb., Oct. 1.-THE most ex-
traordinary scene ever witnessed in
the Omaha council chamber occurred
today, when Mayor Moore stationed a
Gordon Of policemen at the doors Of
the room and prevented three mem
bers of the city council from leaving
the chamber, thus keeping intact the
quorum, which the majority used to
pass an ordinance entering into con.
tract with the Omaha Gas Co., for
furnishing Illuminating gas to the
city.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
NO LIMIT
TO FORGERY
THIS Is LATEST PEORIA EsTI
MATE OF DoueHERrYs
CRIMES.

Peoria, Ill, Oct. IL. - N. G. Dough.
erty realized $4,000 by using. the
rame of A. H. Andrews & Co., of Chi
4 cago in. three years. This developed
this morning when H. j. Merle, sec
rotary of the company, appeared be
fore the grand jury. Dougherty's use
of the firms name in forging checks
and school scrip has been almost un
limited, according to the evidence.
! The latest estimates place Dough
lerty's peculations at $25O,OOO.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
HEAV LOSS
ADAMS EXPRESS COMPANY VIC
TlMIzED TO EXTENT OF
100000.

Pittsburg, Pa, Oct. II. - The start
ling discovery was made late yestar.
day that the Adams Express company
had been victimized to the extent Of
100000 supposedly through the. spec.
ulations of an employe.
In an official statement the company
says a package containing tho mon
ey was received and receipted for by
Edward George Cunliffe, who was then
acting in place of the regular money
clerk, who was i'll. Cunliffe has com
pIetely disappeared.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
MOBIS BEATEN
PRISONER THREATENED WITH
LYNcHiNG SPIRITED AWAY
ON ELECTRIC CAR.

Appleton, Wis, Oct. H. Guarded
bv police and deputy sheriffs, Wen
zele Kabot. the alleged murderer Of
Michael Mccarthy, was today taken
to Kaukauna in a special interurban
car. A mob of several hundred per-
sens threatened to lynch the prisoner
but they lacked a leader and no con-
certed action was attempted.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12

~. IeteiSDuTS, OCC. l1.-ln re-
script just published further imperial
thanks are given to Count Witte, and
high tribute is paid to the services he
rendered in the conclusion of peace
with Japan. 1t indicates grateful ap-
probation Of Count Whites services
to the empire and is a considerable
blow to the intrigues against him. 1t
reads:
Count Sergei Julevitch: In my un-
ceasing zeal for the welfare of Rus
sia, accepted the friendly offer Of the
President Of the United States for a
meeting Of the Russo-Japanese pleni-
potentiaries in order to put an end to
all the sorrows and terrible conse-
quences of the long continued war, en-
failing SO many sacrifices on both
sides.
Performs Task Brilliantly.
"My choice fell on you to 20 to the
United States as my plenipotentiary,
and in case the Japanese proposals
were acceptable to enter into pour par
lers to arrange peace on the condi-
tions indicated by me. During the ne
gotiations for the final arrangements
of peace you have most brilliantly and
successfully performed your task, act
ing firmly as worthy representative
of Russia.
Insisting on tie impossibility of
accepting conditions wounding the pa,
'tr1otism or conscience of the Russian
people and impairing the interests of
your country, you have obtained right
full concessions, rejecting, though with
all due acknowledgment Of the sue
cess Of the enemy, the payment in any
form whatever Of the expenses of a
war not commenced by Russia and
only consenting to return to Japan the
southern part Of the island belonging
to her up to 1875. Thus an all advan-
tageous peace was obtained.
Highly appreciating the ability and
statesmanlike experience you have
shown, and as a grateful recognition
of your great and highly important
services to the fatherland, I grant you
the rank of Count of the Russian EN-.
pire.
81 remain ever your well disposed
and highly grateful Nicholas"
Moscow Strike Is Spreading.
Moscow, Oct. 1.-THE majority OF
the factories here, especially in the
great industrial quarter of Zamosk.
voretch, which is across the river from
the rest of the city, joined in the
strike of the printers and bakers yes
terday. The movement threatens to
become general, though it is opposed
by a strong minority of the workmen
The streets are comparatively tran
quill. Frequently professions of stril1
ing workmen, in which red flags are
carried are held in the industrial
quarters and the police are forced tc
disperse the crowds. but aside from
the affray yesterday at the Liebrecht
furniture factory no bloodshed has
been reported, and the troops were
not forced to resort to arms. Crowds
of roughs started to break the win
dows in Everskoi boulevard, the cen
ter Of the previous disorders, which
has been reopened to traffic, but they
fed on the approach of the police.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
FUNERAL TODAY.

Remains of Tony Tadwick, Who Was
Killed Monday, Inferred.
4 Abba, Oct. 11.-(SpeciaD The flu
neral Of Tony Tadwick, who was
killed in the Hilton mines Monday by
fall of slate, was held today from
the Catholic church at this place.
the remains were buried in Oakview
cemetery.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
THREE WIVES
NEW YORK MAN ACCUSED OF
HOUSING THEM ALL IN
ONE BUILDING.

New York, Oct. 11.--Accused of
having had three young wives living
simultaneously in the same fiat build
ing, each of whom believed she was
his only wife, Robert Benicker, a
painter, 25 years old, was today ar
raigned in court on a complaint made
by two of them.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
RockHILL is CRITICISED.
Yokohama Paper Says General Cor
bin Censures Minister.

Toxic, Oct 1.-THE japanese Ad
vertiser of Yokohama states that Gen.
eraI Corbin severely censures United
States Minister Rockhill at Pekin
charging him with dereliction of so
Gial duty in the provisions made for
the reception and entertainment OF
the Presidents daughter and her
marty at Pekin.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
COMPANY LOSES MONEY.

Western Unions Decrease in Earnings
for Last Year $216,ooo.
New York. Oct. 1.-THE discon-
tinuance of racing reports caused a
decrease Of s216,000 in the gross earn
ings of the Western Union Telegraph
company for the year ending June 80,
Notwithstanding the large increase in
the revenue from message business.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
PRINTERS ARE ENJoINED.
Chicago Typothetae Secures Court
Order Against Union.

Order Against Union.
y s. a Il Il 81 = y Il SIS = = =
/" Chicago, Oct. 11.-Judse Hol- .
. dom today granted an Injunction .
y restraining Typographical Union .
No. f6 and its members from in. .
terferng with the employees who =
. are members of the Chicago Ty-
q pothetae, against whom strike
has been declared by the printers
union.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
JAPs WELCOME ENGLISH.

Toxic Papers Greet British Fleet
Warmly in Editorials.
Toxic, Oct. 1.-THE local papers
today editorially extend a warm vel
come to the British fleet and in most
of them the portrait of Vice Admiral
Noel appears.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
ROYAL GERMAN WEDDING.
Court Families Attend Marriage Of
Princess Victoria and Prince Charles.

Gluckenburg, Prussia, Oct. IL. -
Princess Victoria Adelheid, eldest
daughter Of Duke Frederick of Schles-
wig Holstein-S -Solderburg Gluecksburg,
and niece Of Empress Augusta Vic
toria, was married to Prince Charles
Edward, duke of Saxe-Coburg and
Gotha and a nephew Of King Edward,
today, in the presence of fifty mem
bers Of the royal families of Germany.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
DENNlsoN CASE DISMISSED.

Judge Green Ends Long Fight Despite
Protests.
Des Moines, Oct. IL -(speciaD-
Judge Green at Red Oak today dis
missed the second indictment against
Tom Dennison despite the protests OF
the Omaha Civic league.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
OFFERS BIG REWARD.
New York Millionaire Would Capture
Servants AssaIIant.

New York, Oct 11.-1sidor Worm
ser, millionaire banker, in court to.
day offered 100000 reward for the
conviction of gang of men who re-
Gently assaulted Annie Thornton, a
domestic employed in his house
hold.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
BACON TAKES OATH.

New York Man is Sworn in as Loomis'
Successor.
Washington, D. c., Oct. 11.-Robert
Bacon of New York today took the
oath of Office and qualified as assist
ant secretary of State. Francis B.
Loomis has vacated the Office.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
BIG STEAMER SAILS.

Largest Vessel in the World, The
America, In Commission.
Hamburg, Oct. 11-With her full
capacity Of passengers on board the
Hamburg American lines new steam
ship America, the worlds largest ship,
sailed for New York today.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
SOLDIER NOT DEAD.

Field Marshal Edhem Pasha, Con-
queror Of Greece, Still Lives.
Constantinople, Oct. II. = Field
Marshal Edhem Pasha, the conqueror
of Greece is alive and the report of
his death arose from the demise of
a namesake.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
MURDERER is CAPTURED.

William Towns Admits That He XIII.
ed His Sweetheart.
Cleveland. Ohio, Oct. 11.-With a
bloody knife in his pocket with which
he had stabbed to death pretty Miss
Mary King six hours before, William
Towns, a boarder at the King home
was placed under arrest today. He
freely admitted that he is guilty OF
murder. Towns was rejected suitor
Of the girl. :
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
Killed by Fall.

Davenport. Oct 11.-(special. y
Harry Ccrrin of East Moline fell
down an elevator shaft this morning
and was killed instantly.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
MAKES BIG GIFT
Mrs. Phoebe Hearst Donates Nearly
S5OO,OOO to California University

FRANCISCO, OCT. 11.-sEvERAL VERY VALUABLE GIFTS
UNIVERSITY AT ITS MONTHLY MEETING TO-DAY,
HEARsT's DONATION ALONE AMOUNTING NEARLY
MRS. HEARST MOTHER CONGRESSMAN r.
HEARST HAS GIVEN VAST SUMS TO THE STATE UNIVERSITY
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
GOLD SHIPMENTS $4,000, 900.
That Sum Represents Total From the
Yukon Territory.

Vancouver, Oct. 11.--According to a
special from Dawson the gold ship
ments from the Yukon territory for
the season just closed ran approx
mately to $6,000,000.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
FLAMES ARE OBSTINATE.

TITS at W0II'e, III'I DSSHVyS WUSUdI
Wheel Co. Plant.
Davenport, Oct. 11.-( Especial D
The plant of the Mutual Wheel Co., in
Moline, ILL.,, started burning yesterday
afternoon and the fire Is still in pro-
gress. Six people have been overcome
fighting the flames. The loss is
$4,000.
A fire on government island in the
Mississippi today destroyed the gold
house, the arsenal and seven horses.
The loss is $1,000.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
STERN coREAN POLICY.

Anglo.Japanese Treaty VIII Bring
About Big Change.
Victoria. B. c., Oct. IL. A dis
patch from Toxic by the steamer, EN-
press Of Japan, states that a stern
Corean policy is to be adopted by
Japan following the announcement of
the Anglo-Japanese treaty.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
KILLED IN FIGHT.

Three Victims Of Battle Between
Railway Foreman and Laborers.
eburgef Ore. ss-ssssal IIaassa
fight between Greek 1abcreTs and the
superintendent Of railroad gang here
today the wife Of the superintendent
and two GREEKS were killed.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
BRITISH STEAMER SUNK.
Fifteen Lives Are Lost as Result of
Collision With Mine.

Toxic Oct. 11.-A report has been
received at Moji that the British
steamer Leho struck a floating mine,
ninety miles east of Shantung light
house on September 80. OF the crew
and passengers fifteen are reported
missing.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
DISPUTE is ENDED.

SWedlsh-NorWegIan Trouble Is Closed
BY Orders.
Stockholm, Oct. 1.-THE special
committee Of the riksdag appointed
to consider the Karlstad treaty, today
unanimously reported in favor of It's
ratification
Orders were issued today calling
home the troops and the naval reserve
men. This marks the end Of the Nor
wegian-Swedish dispute.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
GROVE WAVES HEARING.
Is Held to Grand Jury for Shooting
Omaha Policeman.

Omaha, Oct. 11.--When the prellm-
mary hearing of Pat Grove was called
before Police Judge Berka this after
noon Grove waived that formality
and was bound over to the district
court in $4,000 bail.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
President of Soldiers, Bodv

Chicago, Oct. 11.-At today's ses-
sion of the Army Of the Philippines,
Col. A. S. Frost of Evanston, Ill.,,
was elected commander in chief.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
RloToUs SCENES.
Hungarian Parliament is Prorogued by
PouoI Qeecripf

Royal Rescript.
Budapest. Oct. 0.-Parliament was
prorogued Tuesday by royal rescript
Until December 19. Shouts Of 'scoun-
drels" and similar epithets, mingled
with queries of Where is the consti-
tuticn," greeted the reading of the re-
script, but there were no cabinet min
isters present to take note of the in
cults hurled at them.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
NOTED HORSE DEAD.

The Yankee consuI, Thoroughbred,
Dies at Lexington.
Lexin gton, Ky, Oct. 1.-THE Yam
kee Consul, a noted thoroughbred,
died here tcdav. The horse was val
ued at 100000.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
SNOW IN WISCONSIN.

First Fall of the Season is Reported at
Lacrosse.
Lacrosse, Wis, Oct. 1.-THE first
snow Of the season fell here today
The thermometer fell from 80 to 35
degrees in twenty-four hours.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12

St. Petersburg, Oct. II. - EN-
peror Nicholas has decided to
turn over to the national assembly
the final settlement of the ques-
tion Of abolition Of restrictions to
the admission Of Jews to universi-
ties with other general legislation
relative to the status of the Jews.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
WILL VISIT GERMANY.

King Alfonso Will Leave Madrid
Early in November.
Madrid, Oct. 1.-THE palace au-
thorities have been ordered to pre-
pare for the departure of King Al
fonso to Germany November g.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
THANKS TO
N. WITTE
CAR REPEATS APPRECIATION OF
RUSSIAN PEACE ENJOYS
WORK.
MAKES HIM A COUNT

Formal Notification Of New Honor Is
Given the PIenipotentlary-NatlonaI
Assembly viii Take Charge Of All
the Jewish Questions - Moscow
Trouble is Worse.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12
loWA's YIELD WILL REACH TO.
tai OF NEARLY oo,ooo,ooo
BUSHELS.
GRAIN MEN JUBILANT
George A. Wells, Secretary Of the Iowa
y Grain Dealers Association, Complies
Figures Showing That the Crops
VIII Break All Former Records
8 Government Figures Basis.
Figures on Iowa Crops.

Figures on Iowa Crops.
Total corn crop, 390,41S,6S0
bushels.
Yield per acre, 40 bushels.
Total oat crop, 144,494,2S0
bushels.
Yield per acre, 36 bushels.
Previous estimate Of corn crop,
\ 348, 100000 bushels.
Previous estimate oats crop,
130,000,00O bushels.
Increase due to increased acre
age and to favorable September
conditions, especially in northern
: Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-10-12

Continued on Page "a
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17

Ernest Orsborn and Bud Arnold. OF
Comptche, report one OF the closest
calls OF the season in a bear fight.
For some time q large bear has been
bothering their stock, and they had
made several Intellectual attempts TO
find Bruin, but could not locate him.
This week they started out and got
the track on Big River, near the
Horse opening.
While they were waiting for the
hounds and sitting comfortably on a
log. something appeared behind them
and knocked Orsborn's gun cut OF
his hand. Before he had recovered
from his surprise he was engaged in
a hand.to-hand encounter with the
bear, which had doubled on the dogs
and come back on the hunters.
One blow OF the bears paw broke
the gun In two and bent the barrel
The fight was so fierce that Arnold
had 10 wait several minutes before h3
dared 10 risk a shot, for fear or kill
ing his companion. Orsborn finally
begged him to shoot anyway, as he
said he would rather be shot than
killed by a bear. Fortunately Arnold
was able TO hit the tear, the bullet
Just glazing Orsborn's arm, and the
rolled over on the ground.
The bear was one OF the biggest ever
killed in that sectIon.-San Francisco
Chronicle
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17
"Le the Men Cook"

A Virginia paper ventures the opin'
ion that lots of young girls who are
devoting lots OF time TO music les
sons will learn after marriage that
cooking is a more valuable accom-.
plishment that thumpius a plano.
cooking7 Not on your life. And no,
much piano playing. either. The dear
girls will be In commercial life or on
the vaudeville "stoige." Let the men
cook for themselves. All they're At
for.-CincinnAti Enquirer.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17

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Too often this Is never impaired or 4,
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Cd 70 the growing girl through her
Ignorance OF natures mysterious and
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Girls over-sensitlveness and modesty
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20 be told 10 their physician At this
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When n girls thoughts become slug.
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Hundreds OF letters from Young girls
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gratitude for what Lydia Il. Pinkham's
vegetable Compound has accomplished
Tor them. have been received by the
Lydia u. Pinkham Medicine CO., ut
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Miss Mills has written tho two fol-
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n uAla r D1nLA..O. u--a. -.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17

ache, and a. have heard that you can give
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Dear Mrs Pinkhnm:- (second letter.
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Miss Matilda BOTmau writes Mrs.
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% But since taking the COmFDund my hoai-
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The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17

There IA nne opportunity In this vlcin-
Uronzo monuments hcadstOnes, grave
covers, etc, made by The Monumental
Bronze Company, 392 Howard Ave, Bridge
Tort, Conn. II Is good, legitimate bust
ness, and they offer very liberal Inducements.
Someone should write them for the agency.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17
Non. liz. the Old One.

while he was under thirty hA
parents had too much sense to let him
marry"
Yes"
while he was under fifty he had
too much sense TO we'd
II see"
Nov that he's eighty.flve-"
"Well?"
Hes going TO take a wifo"-
Louisville Courier Journal.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17
A Mig soundsr.

one invention sometimes makes an
other necessary a gramophone which
can be heard distance OF three miles
Is tue latest. Now, what Is needed Is
a sound deAdenCr with n three.mlle
range. to smother the noise az the
gramophone.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17
THE MISSING INGREDIENT.

There ought to be a good deal or
money in pork sausages like this"
grumbled the regular patron, scowL
ing at the mess on his plate.
mo, sir" responded the waiter,
with a CHEEKY, open faced smile; bat
guess It's got about everything else
in it."-,Chicago Tribune.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17
HIS PROGENITOR-

We'll" said Dumley, self.comp+a-
Gently, after his first atter-dinner
speech, You dldu's think could
speak. did your
81 confess replied Knox. that I
can't think OF anything so marvellous
that has happened for years. Not
since Balaam's time. in fact."--PhiIG
delphIa Press
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17
A TrIte IlnpiH.

A girl in Gaylord, Kan, was told by
one Of her admirers that, II she didn't
marry him. he'd get a rope and hang
himself right in front OF her house.
"Oh, please don't do II, dear" she said.
"you know father doesn't want you
hanging around here"
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17

In 1908 the world had not a single
steamship on the ocean. single mile
~ railway on land, q single span OF
telegraph upon the continents or a
yrRlo foot OF cable 5sneath tho
ocean.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-11-17

FITBpermaaontlycured. No Us ornervoiyss
ness after first day'suse Of DR.. Hline's Great
News RestoreT & trial Observation-Disclosures free
DIR. II. RLINE, It'd, 53l Arch ~ Phila., Pa