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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
Old. Time Remedies.

Strange as 1t may seem to some,
the ingredients of the witches caldrOn
in Macbeth" at least part Of them,
were once standard remedies among
Europeans. In the tenth and eleventh
centuries sovereign cure for ague
was the swallowing Of a small toad
that had been chicken to death on st.
Johns eve. and a splendid remedy for
rheumatism was to fasten the bands
Of clothing with pins that had been
stuck into the flesh of either toad or
frog. Physicians frequently recon-
mended the water from toad's brain
for mental affections and that live
toad be rubbed over the diseased parts
as cure for the quinsy.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
Hand Outs.

Dealcr-Here is a cigar that is all
right for the money. We sell it seven
for quarter.
Customer-Well. that is a good
many.
Eyes. but you don't have to smoke
them. you know
ooh, didn't think of that. You
may give me quarters worth. They'll
be handy to treat my friends with
Boston Transcript.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

"She's a lovely girl, and so simple
IN her tastes. l told her that hadn't
much Of an income yet but that l
hoped 1 could provide for her every
want" And what did she say!'
"She said that would be all she could
ask london it-Bits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

1t was on the old camp ground.
Pass de hat" suggested Bruddah
Wheatly. But the parson raised MS
hand. mo, sah." he shouted. "dere'll
be no hats about 1t. Pass a tin box
wild chain to it. De last time hat
was passed around heah it nevah came
back. and had to so home barehead.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
Our Girls Best at Sea.

A ships doctor who has made 100
voyages declares that the American
girl does not become seasick so read
lily as her European sisters. The Eng
lish girl is next In order OF resistance,
while the French girl succumbs most
easily.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

Little Wlllie-Say, pa. Is the pc"
mightier than the sword? Pa--So
some people claim. my son. Little
Willie-Then why don't the Russians
arm themselves with fountain pens?-
MINNEAPOLIS Timea
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

Passenger-ThIs train is nearly ono
hour behind time, is 1t not? Guard
Yes; but that's all right. Well get IN
the usual time Passenger-What time
Is that? 0uard-Two hours late
Glasgow Evening Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
A COLD ON the LUNGS THREATENS
10 BECOME SERIOUS.
Pe-ru-na Brings Speedy Relief


Mrs. II. T.. Adams, EN- President Pat
metto Club, of New Orleans, La, writes
from no Garfield Court, South Bend,
Ind, as follows:
81 am pleased TO endorse Peruna, as
took 1t about a year ago and il soon
brought me relief from q cold ON my
lungs which threatened to be serious.
"The lungs were sore and inf1amed,
coughed n couple Of hours every night,
and felt that something must be done
before my lungs became affected.
"Peruna was suggested by some Of my
friends who had used it. and acting upon
their advice l tried 1t and found that il
was able to bring about speedy cure.
You have my highest endorsement and
thanks for the good it did me-"
Sounding the Praises of Peruna.
! Mrs. Frances Wilson, 81 Nelson ST..
Clinton, Mass, writes:
Had you seen me at the time Of nv
Illness and now, you would not wonder
that take delight in sounding The
praises of Peruna.
"My ailment was severe cold which
attacked the bronchial tubes and lungs
~ followed your special directions
and after using six bottles of Peruna, !
was on my feet again. think Peruna
q wonderful medicine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

Clara-Did you lose your presence
Of mind when he attempted to kiss
you? Maud-Yes. for moment Why.
l nearly told him to stop.-New-York'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

Chauffeur-ls there an ordinance
limiting the speed Of autos in this
town? Native-No. they can't get
through too quickly to suit us.-Brook-
Ign Life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
Lost a Good Snapshot.

He-IOok, look. l think that man
out in the breakers Is drowning.
She-Oh. heavens. and l have left
my camera at home.-Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
To Break IN Now Shoes.

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, a powder
swollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample JAILED FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmstead. Leroy, N
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
A singular Plural.

In a little pamphlet called Better
Say" ]. C. Fernald recalls the dispute
of two friends as to whether the word
news" was singular or plural.
They telegraphed to Horace Greeley
the question, Are there any news?'
Mr.. Greeley promptly returned the
answer, Not new"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

riTo Permanently Cured. No htscr nervo dsness
th0 after fir,t days Of DR. Greet Nerve
Restorey. send for Free 92 trial bottle and treatise
DR.. II. Il. Kline. LIZ 49, Arch St.. Phladeiphlas ~
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

uncIe george nave renu your ntti-
Gle over, and l must say 1t shows
great deal Of originality. Arthur
Thanks, I'm sure. l fiattered myself
there were some ideas In 1t. Uncle
George was not speaking Of the
composition, but Of the spelling
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Qunine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money If 1t fails to cure.
L. W. Groves signature is on each box. Zoe.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

Piso's Cure is a good cough medicine.
1t has cured coughs and colds icr forty
years. A. druggists, rs cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

There Is more than one brand of
mankind.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
A PLAIN TALK
On a Plain Subject in Plain
Language.

The coming winter will cause at least
one-half of the women to have catarrh,
colds, coughs, pneumonia or consump.
ton. Thousands of women will lose
their lives and tens of thousands will
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching Blind, bleeding or Protruding Piles
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure you In to IA
days. soc
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething penUd..
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

and disorders Of every nature SUCCESS
fully treated Also secluded home for
ladies' before and during confinement.
Consult lady physician. free, in person
or by mail CONFIDENTIAL. Paris-New
York Medical Institute. Ofhce, ID. Esta-
brook Bldg. 1897 Second Av.. Corner
Union. +. o. Box SIG. Seattle. Wash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

Poorly dressed lies are rs bad as
the nude truth.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

acquire some chronic all
men from which they will
never recover.
Unless you take the nee
essary precautions, tn e
chances are that you (who
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19

enemies have customers in all parts
Of the coast. and many throughout the
sast-ask them.
MY CUSTOMERS ARE MY BEST AD-
vERT1SEMENT. ! don not sell TRASH.
nothing but the BEST is good enough
for my customers DO not be misled,
low price Is no bargain, unless yuU
get quality. anybody can sell worthless
goods cheap.
THE WORLDS STANDARD Doo1.
Five cross panel doors, stock sizes,
standard quality, standard thickness
made Of clear dry fir. $3.50 per door.
WINDOWS,
glased with natural gas, silver clear
glass. the best glass made.
have all sizes. Send for price liste
on hardware. windows, doors, window
glass, window frames, door frames
porch columns, etc. Don't delay, write
at once to my salesroom, 1903 3rd Ave,
Seattle, Wash
O. q. WILLIAMS.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
KEEP
PERUNA
IN the
HOUSE..

nate ones. Little or no risk need he run
il Peruna is kept in the house and at
the first appearance of any symptom of
catarrh taken az directed on the bottle.
Peruna is safeguard, q preventative,
a specific, q cure for all cases of catarrh,
sumption, etc.
For free medical advice, address DR..
s. B. Hartman, President Of The Hart
man Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
PUTNAM FADELFSS DYES

@ s R % s % : % % ' 's f; s %s: . os s
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19
SASH AND DOOR BARGAINS


e eSs
My five cross panel
doors at $3.50 per door
are known everywhere
and your nearest deal
er will tell you he
can't purchase a No.
! five crOsspanel door
for the money, from
any dealer or manu-
facturer. He may try
to convince you that
my doors are not good
doors, don't be de-
ceived. I have the
largest business in
the north west, In
my line. l did not
build up this great
business on fraud or
Misrepresentation. ]
can't afford to sen6
out shOddy materials.
II would soon put my
standing In bad re-
pute, and make OF NV
customers 1ast
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-19


cure is permanent.
S. S. S. is guaran-
teed entirely free
of Potash, Arsenic
and other miner
ais. Book on the
skin and its dis
eases sent free.
Medical advice
furnished free.
mpany, Atlanta, Ga.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10

mountain Catholic. Over in Canada
the autonomy bill for the new prov.
inces carried by an overwhelming
majority, and the Catholics of those
provinces are thereby guaranteed
their separate schools. In New
York proposition has been submit
ted by the church authorities to those
of the state, with a view to securing
the cooperation of the latter in the
matter of secular education in the
parochial schools. If this proposition
is accepted by the state, the secular
education of the pupils attending the
parochial schools will be virtually
turned over to the public school
boards, while the church will continue
to exercise autonomy in the matter
OF religious education. The PROPOSE
ton seems to be eminently fair and
just, and may form a basis for an ad-
justment of the school problem
throughout the country in the not re-
mote future.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10
Liquors Curse.

There is hardly a crime committed
or misstep made in human life that
is not directly or indirectly traceable
to the influence of liquor. The vast
numbers who every year go down to
graves of failure, ruin, sin and dis
grace, have in nearly every instance
to thank the accursed evil of drink for
the wreck and disaster of their lives.
Only when some horrible case is pre-
sented in the columns of the press
does the world stop to consider the
full significance of whiskey's terrible
curse. And surely he who reads finds
no lack of terrible. examples, for sell
dom does a day pass that does not
have its gruesome chronicle of MUIR
ders and suicide directly traceable to-
drink-maddened brains.
Not only does overinuulgence in in
toNicating drink rob it's victim of time,
money, prosperity, opportunity and fu-
ture, but in very many cases hands
him over to disgrace, misfortune and
the hangman's moose or the dreaded
electric chair" AS Shakespeare says
III Othello: ooh, that men should put
an enemy in their mouths to steal
away their BRAINS" Many delude
themselves with the idea that zone
glass" is mo HARM" but it is harm"
and very serious harm, for it weakens
the will so that another and another
follow till the victim wakes up to find
himself perhaps ruined man or a.
condemned felon. Obsta principiis-
fight the beginnings, is the motto to-
rely on, and by avoiding the first step
it will not be necessary to guard the
second.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10
filed with the commission at any time: !:

filed with the commission at any time:
Blacksmith, boiler maker, bridge car
penter, carpenter, coppersmith, loco
motive engineer, locomotive fireman,
machinist, mason, miner, molder,
painter, pattern maker, pipe filter,
plumber, railroad yardmaster, steam
and air drill workman, switch-engine-
man, switchman, switchman's helper,
tinsmith, train conductor, trainman,
track foreman, work train conductor.
There are no educational tests re-
quired, and it will not be necessary
to appear at any place for the exam
ination. The age limits are 21 to As
years, and applicants will be rated on
their age, physical condition and ex-
perience. On scale of 100, the rat
ing for age will be 20, physical con-
dition 20 and experience 60. Intend
ing applicants may receive further in
formation regarding this examination
by inquiring at Room No. $50, Post
Office Building, st. Paul, MINI.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10

college he went direct to Arizona and
there became miner, journalist, pol
itician, business man, judge, sheriff
and soldier in turn. He was natural
leader of men. Gentle, soft spoken,
bashful and reserved, he nevertheless
knew no fear, and as the writer in
Outing remarks, his daring was Irish
in its extravaganza. He was consid-
cred an extraordinarily plucky man in
country full of plucky men. The
article referred to contains many in
teresting descriptions of incidents in
his life. 1t is well known that Presi-
dent Roosevelt, under whom Bucky
O'Neill served. held him in the very
highest regard and has referred to
him on many public occasions in a
most eulogistic manner. The Presi.
dent has thus described the passing
away of Bucky O'Neill, that strange
character who smoked cigarettes and
quoted Whitman ON the battlefield,
who fought all his gusty life against
injustice to the weak, but loved a
row as schoolboy does holiday.
His life work is written deep in ter
ritory redeemed from lawlessness. To
understand Bucky O'Neill one must
know Arizona, it's turbulent youthful
energy, it's bigness and it's breadth
Above all it's unflinchingly loyalty to
manhood
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10

One million, in round numbers, was
the total immigration from all coun-
tries to the United States for the past
year, says the San Francisco Monitor
The problem which the figures sug-
gest is to be taken up by the authori-
ties at an early day. If these million
went out on the land instead of herd
ing for the most part. as they do, in
the squalid quarters of big cities al
ready suffering from a congestion of
the very poor, the advent of the new
corners would involve no problem, in
dustrial or otherwise. On the other
hand, their coming would prove in
every way advantageous alike to the
country and themselves. This repub-
lie is very far from any danger of
over-population, even at the rate of a
million immigrants year, provided
the influx properly distributes itself.
Under prevailing economic conditions,
however, the big cities of the country,
from the Pacific to the Atlantic, are
already hopelessly overcrowded with
the class to which the great mass of
immigrants are inevitably destined to
add.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10
GsssEzISElsss9
~xiizJSuI
TO OUR WESTERN PATRONS.

8. E. Shannon. general agent for The
Irish Standard, will leave next week
for the West in the interests of this
journal and will call on subscribers at
various points along the lines Of the
Northern Pacific and Montana Central
roads between Minneapolis and Port.
land, Ore. All the principal cities will
be covered during his absence, among
them St. Cloud, Brainerd, Little Falls.
Fargo, Grand Forks, Valley City,
Jamestown, Bismarck, Mandan, Dick
inson, Glendive, Miles City, Billings.
Red Lodge, Bozeman, Livingston, Lo-
gan, Helena, Butte, Anaconda, Marys-
Vile, Missoula, Great Falls, Spokane,
Seattle, Tacoma and Portland. We
hope our many western friends will
render Mr.. Shannon that same kindly
treatment heretofore accorded our
travelling representative. The favor
will be duly appreciated by The Irish
Standard publishers.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10
"BUcKY" o'NEILL.

The June issue of the admirable
outdoor magazine Outing contains an
interesting character sketch of Captain
William O'Neill Familiarity known as
Bucky O'Neill. 1t will be remembered
that Bucky O'Neill lost his life at San
Juan in July 1898 as he walked up and
down before the line of his company
remarking that the Spanish bullet
that would kill him had not yet been
moulded. He was one of the most
gallant souls ever born, and in order
to understand his life it is necessary
to know something of the life of the
plains of Arizona and New Mexico.
O'Neill had the freedom so character.
istic of the West and yet he was free
from it's evils. He was one of the
best representatives of the Celtic
blood in this country of the present
generation. He was son of John
O'Neill an officer of Company X, 11G
Pennsylvania Volunteers which was
part of Meagher's celebrated Irish
Brigade that fought so prominently
throughout the Civil War. The ia
Their was wounded five times at Fred
ericksburg and fourteen times during
the Civil War, and walked for the
remainder of his life on crutches
Bucky O'Neill inherited the braves
of his father and in addition had
excellent classical and legal educa y
After his graduation from an edbn
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10

How thoroughly permeated and
dominated by political jugglery and
chicane is the whole business of the
Panama Canal and railroad as at
present conducted, may be judged
from the recently announced decision
of the Canal Commission, with regard
to the enforcement of the eight-hour
law on canal work, and Attorney
General Moody's corollary on the
same, with regard to the railroad, says
the Irish-American. The Commission
claims that the canal construction is
government work, done by govern
ment labor; therefore the eight hour
law must be enforced on it; while the
Acknowledgement holds that, though
the government has bought and paid
for the stock of the railroad, and
owns that institution, it is still a
private corporation, hiring and paying
Its own employees, and that, therefore,
the eight-hour law does not apply to
the road. This is about equivalent to
contending that black is white and
white is no color at all. And, mean
while, the expense of constructing
both railroad and canal goes merrily
on, increasing in magnitude; and the
people-that is the tax-payers,-well,
they 'pay the freight"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10

The Rev. Ernest Willoughby Jewell,
of the Protestant Episcopal Church of
Hackensack, N. j., has renowned that
faith and become a Roman Catholic.
He was received into the Catholic
faith at the Newman School in Hack
ensack by the Rev. Father Garland,
chaplain of the school, few days ago,
but the fact was not made public I'M
til Wednesday,. Mr.. Jewell was grad
uated from the General Theological
Seminary of the Protestant Episcopal
Church, in New York City, in 1898. He
was rector of Episcopal churches in
Manistee, Calumet and Marquette,
Michigan, his native town. He will
now begin his studies for the Catholic
priesthood at the Sulpician Seminary
at Montreal.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10

For, half century the British bull
dog has crouched growing on the
Asiatic frontier facing the bear, says
the Goodhue County News. Each
brute edged forward when chance
came and gave back when the other
threatened too much. Gradually both
made the weaker kingdoms their
prey. Only when Russia was fully
occupied elsewhere dared England,
the bigger bully, send an expedition
of reconnaissance into Thibet, which
is henceforth to be civilized for the
glory of the devil and the profit of
England's thrift. Half a century and
neither dared attack. Now comes
the little rat terrier of the east and
leases and worries the bear to exhaus-
ton by sheer courage and tenacity.
Japan stands now before the world
unconquerable. Unconquerable but by
one foe, and that is pride and greed.
No strong nation was ever crushed
by force without. No nation however
strong could long resist the sapping of
poison within.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-06-10
WILL THERE BE PEACE?

A thoughtful and it seems to us cor
rect size-up of the present conditions
of Russia appeared in recent issue
OF the Denver Post. 1t is the universal
attitude almost that the Gear should
seek peace. This attitude is superin-
duced first by pretty general opposi-
tion to Russia, and secondly, by the
fact that Russia has been over
whelmed both on land and sea. Yet
one has to reflect but little to see that
the position of the Gar is very trou-
blesome one. Personally he may be
for peace as it is probable that he has
been from the beginning, but if peace
should come with Russia ignonimous-
ly DEBATED on land and sea what would
be the result? Is the great Russian
nation to be thus defeated by small
Ter nation and not resent the defeat?
II peace should come with the Russian
arms disgraced would not Russia
start at once preparing for revenge?
Peace of this kind can not be effective.
1t will simply result in greater prep
arations, in larger standing armies
and in more powerful navies. It is
not possible that nation composed
of 150,000,000 people can be so thor
oughly and overwhelmingly defeated
as have been the Russians by nation
of inferior number without treasuring
with resentment that defeat, and the
result OF this is peace with greater
war preparations.
France was terribly whipped by
Germany in the Franco-Prussian War
but Germany even at that time was
considered a more nearly equal rival
for France than was Japan for Russia
at the commencement of the present
War. The great French nation was
rapidly and thoroughly overwhelmed
by the Germans. The Germans
marched into Paris; took possession
of that capital and compelled peace
France was obliged to seek peace; to
pay war indemnity SO large that it
was never before dreamed of and in
addition to cede to Germany the beau
tiful provinces of Alsace and Lorraine
What was the result of this peace:
France Las been increasing her army
and constructing her navy ever since
1872 in a way heretofore unknown
even to that fighting nation, and Ger
many has been compelled to keel
peace in order to maintain even ar
armed peace. The world has beer
talking ever since 1872 of a "Worlc
War" as a result of this Franco-Prus
sian War. 1t has been waiting ant
watching for the time when France
will strike back in order to recover
Alsace and Lorraine. The peace
which ended the Franco-Prussian Wa
has been the most troublesome peace
that Europe ever knew. 1t has re
suited in standing armies such as thu
world never before dreamed of. l
has compelled European nations t.
pay taxes to meet war budgets which