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.IERTIFICATE EXTENDING
u CHARTER
rREASrRY nEPARTMENT.
Office Of Comptroller of the Currency.

Office OF Comptroller OF the Currency.
WASHINGTON, d. c., June TO- 1905.
WHEREAS, by satisfactory evidence pre-
scented 10 the undersigned, il has been made
To appear that The Union National Bank OF
Westminster" located in the town Of West
minister, in the County of Carroll and State
OF Maryland. has complied with all the pro-
visions Of the Act of Congress TO enable
National Banking Associations to extend their
corporate existence and ior other purposes.
approved July u, 1882, as amended 10y the
Acl. approved April y, 1902.
Now. THEREFORE, |, Thomas p. Kane,
Deputy and Acting Comptroller Of the Cur
rency, do hereby certify that The Union
National Bank of Westminster located in
the town of Westminster, in the County of
Carroll and State Of Maryland, is authorized
to have succession for the period specified in
its amended articles of association, namely:
until close of business on June 10. 1925.
In testimony whereof witness
SEAL. my hand and Seal of office this
--- tenth day of June, 1905.
T. p. KANE,
Deputy and Acting Comptroller of the Cur
reuCy.
Charter No. 1896 Extension No. S24.
junel7-5t
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In the Orphans Court Of Carroll County
JUNK TgkN. 1905.

Ia The Orphans Court Of Carroll County.
JUNK TEkN. 1906.
Estate Of Joseph Mott, deceased.
On application, Il i ordered, this 9Th day
Of July, 1895, that the sale Of Real Estate q
Joseph Nou, late Of Carroll county, deceased.
made BY Michael &. Walsh. administrator D.
b. a. c t. q. Of said deceased, and this day re,
ported 10 this Court BY the sid administrator
q. b. IA. c. + a. be ratified and confirmed. ua-
less cause be shown 10 the contrary on or be-
fore the Isl Monday, the 7th day Of August,
next; provided copy OF this order be inserted
for three successive weeks Ia some newspaper
printed and Published 10 Carroll county, be
fore the 9th Monday, slst day OF July, next
The report states the amount OF sale 70 bc
S2S0.OO.
A. KURTZ MYERS.
JOHN +. ECkENRoDE, Judges.
GEO. X. RUPP,
True eopy.-Test:
I0HN j STEWART,
iulyS-Sl Register Of Wills.
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IF YOU WANT To SAVE MONEY yH
4 FERTILIZERS at CD kinds, HH, from
p. p. SAtBlE. Flukshurg Station. W. ".
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julyl At
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
This is to give notice that the subscriber
has obtained from the Orphans Court of Car
roll county, in Maryland, letters testamentary
on the Personal Estate of
MARIA J. STONER,
late of Carroll county, deceased. All persons
having claims against the deceased are hereby
warned to exhibit the same, with the vouchers
thereof legally authenticated, to the subscri,
Der, on or before the LIST day of February,
1906, they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit of said estate.
Given under my hand this 26Ih day of June,
1905.
DR.. CHARLES r. FOUTZ,
july1 At Executor.
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stops only to land passengers from points west OF
Union Bridge.
The Owl. week Days and Sunday.
-. nm. IN % :. - L.. IN o. II. -. 70

Leave HilleD l000 p. m. Union 1000 Pa. ave. 1902
Fulton l0l2. WAlbrook lois, Arlington 1912, MI
HOPE i0.2a, Howardville 1917, Sudbrook Park 1923
Pikesvile 1882 Greenwood 1919. 0wingS Mills
Io.t0. GlyndOn 1859. Emory Grove, Glen Falls
1887. Finssburg 1852 Carroilton Hip, Westminster
ll.23. Avoadaie il.3l, New Windsor ll.4i, Linwood
1.t6, ar. Union Bridge ll.5O Leave Union Bridge
Is q. m, Liuwood 449. New Windsor 4.55, Avon
dale 5.0a. Westminster 5i2. Carrollton $50 Finks-
burg 544 Glen Falls ga, Emory Grove, Glyn-
don ISL, Owings Mills sol, Pikesviie COS sud
brook Park 6l2 H0waTdville els, MI Hope GIG,
Arlington 6l9 Walbrook SIS Fulton 6.2S, Pa ave ,
hal Union e.Nl. Ar. Hillen go.
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y
This is TO give notice that the subscribers
have obtaiped from the Orphans Court o.
Carroll county, in Maryland, letters OF ad
minisiraiion on the Personal Estate Of
GHRISTIANA KESSLER,
late of Carroll county, deceased. All persons
having claims against the deceased are hereby
warned to exhibit the same, with the voucher.
thereof legally authenticated, TO the sub,
scribers, on or before the LIST day Of February.
1906; they may otherwise by law be ex-
Guided from all benefit OF said estate.
Given under our hands this 26lh day OF
June, 1908.
GEORGE +. WICKS.
JOHN CONAWAY,
julyl 4t Administrators ". d.
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CORNER NsIr r.a .a..f ..aft
3. a-.sra.ar. tr
F5a.as.rE. u~alsaE. ~.arI a .s-
b. aar specially 'r
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DR.W. j. SELBY
UYYYY1C

VIII discontinue his trips to Annapolis on
April list, on account of increase of business
at home. Dr. Selby can be found EACH
DAY IN THE WEEK AT HIS RESI-
DENCE, near this city, until he can secure a
suitable location in Westminster.
mar25 W. j. SELBY.
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IST OF ELECTION OFFICERS
Il APPOINTED BY THE BOARD
OF SUPERVISORS OF ELEC-
TON OF CARROLL COUNTY,
IN THE PLACE OF THOSE
HERETOFORE APPOINTED
WHO HAVE SINCE BEEN Elk
CUSED, OR FOUND DISQU AL
IFIED
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
This is 10 give nouce that the subscribers
have obtained from the Orphans Court OF
Carroll county, in Maryland, letters testament
tary on the Personal Estate of
EDWARD II. r. OSTERHUS,
late of Carroll county, deceased. All persons
having claims against the deceased are hereby
warned to exhibit the same, with the vouchers
thereof legally authenticated, TO the subscri-
beers, on or before the LIST day of February,
1906; they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit of said estate.
Given under our hands this Goth day of
June, 1905.
GEORGE f. WICKS,
JOHN CONAWAY,
julyl At Executors.
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UyESTERN MARYLAND RAIL
w ROAD.
q 80
CONNECTING WITH

P. & R. r. at Shippensburg and Gettysburg;
Norfolk K Western R. K. at Hagerstown;
B. Il 0. Railroad at Hagerstown and Cherry
Run: Penna. r. r. at Bruceville and
Hanover; p w. Il b., N. c. and B. L P.
Railroads at Union Station. Baltimore, Md.
Schedule in effect Sunday, June IS, 1906.
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Nd. Telephone. Westminster, Md.
iulyS
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R,ue Mountain Express.

Leave Hagerstown 60 a. m, Potomac Avenue
ga. SmthburE 50. Edgemont %. Blue Mountain
:. Il. Buena Vista springs rs, Highfeid 720 Blue
Ridge Is, Thurmont = H. Rocky Ridge $50. Bruce
willie 90 New Windsor s. S Westminster S21
Glyudou S5i. Sudbruok Park 907 WalbroOk 9l7,
Fulton go, Union as Hillen $50. Leave Hill
len 80. unieu $50. Fulton SS5 Nalbrook SIS,
Westminster $50. New Windsor 4.4S. Bruceville
ass Thurnont SIS. Blue Ridge 5.45. Highfed 5-4I
Bueua Vista Springs 5.5l. Blue MeGntain 5.57.
Smithburg 6.06 Potomac Ave. GO. ar. Hagerstown
SIS p II.
Through trains for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points on Baltimore and Harrisburg Division leave
baltimore daily, except sunday, At 40 a. and
$50 y. "a Through cars for 0ettysburg AMI inter
mediate points leave Baltimore also daily, eXceI I
Sunday, Al 70 - Il. IN.
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DUY your FERTILIZER from from P.
ID P. SAUBLE, Finksburg Station, and
save from per cent. to 10 per cent. on same.
juuel7 3m*
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days only. ffS p. m, stopping at Thurmont, Blue
Ridge. Highfeld, Buena Vista and Blue Mountain,
arriving Hagerslown l.40 p. m. Returning. leaves
HggersiOwn on sundays only at $50 p IN. stop
Mug nj Edgemont Blue Mountain Pen-Aar
bueua Vista Hishfed, Blue Ridge, Thurmout aud
Westm mister (S.lel. arriving Baltimore 9.I5 p.
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By virtue Of and IN accordance With Sec.
ton 10 Of Article 30 Of The Cote Of Pabhe
General Laws of the State of Mar, land. -
amended by Chapter 464 OF the Acls Of The
General Assembly Of Maryland, passed at l's
January ssssien. 1900. notice is h.rehy given
that the Board of Supervisors If Election 81
Carroll County has sppoiuged the tOiiuvIns
named persons SIS Registrars, judges and Clerks
Of Elections, for Carroll county. a. the place
ct the parties heretofore appointed wbo have
since been found disqualified or excused;
tLose under the heading democrats being
intended to represent The Democratic party
and those under the heading Republicans
being intended 60 represent the Republican
tarty.
DEMOCRATS.
Edward o. Difepdal, Registrar, IN Preciuct
No 4. ia Elec,ion district No. Ssven, ga the
place. Of Thomas X. Shaw resigned
Nevin H;,chew. Registrar in Precinct No
/. Ia Election district No. Two, ia the place
of Ezra Caylor. resigned.
JOHN n. ROBERTS, Pre.ideHi;
HENRY :. MUSSELMAN.
J. THOMAS ROoP,
Board Of Supervisors Of Election oi Carroll
County.
Test: SAMUEL J. STONE. CLERK. jys-s,
UTRITE TO WAKEFIELD. at Sykesviiic,
M 81 as,~-,far Earssttrssr
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A,YKESVILIE Is THE BEST WHEAT.
- Csrp. Hay sed SJfa~ market in Wes'-r9.
Maryland S..r Sykrssilir AarA"' 'a shl-
pst,rr Jsne2i
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From Hagerstowu 10 Hancock. sos, ll.5s a. m. and
63j p IN. Leave Hancock $40, $40 g. m and sis
Ia IN
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Connections at Cherry Run. W. va-B L o.
passenger Trains leave Cherry Run for Cumberland
and Intermediate points daily. 500 p. NJ; Chica-
so xprpsS, daily at 1919 p. N.
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sunday Trains.
malay trains will leave HilIen Stat

ON sunday trains will leave Hillen Station at y.
4. m. and 80 p. m, Westminster i.i5a. III. and
L p m, arriving at Union Bridge 1T li.45 a. N.
and AS p. m Leave Union Bridge at % and
$50 a. and LOO = m. Westminster 100 and So
a. m. 40 aud = D. ~ arriving at Hilen station
Al 5. 8 and 10 p a. N. aud CHS and : - p.
f. NJ. HOWELL.
General Passenger Agent.
h. Il. GEIswoLb, Gent Tfafiie Manager jun2i
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Frederick Division Pennsylvania X. X, (lisily e1
cepi sunday. Trains for Frederick leave Bruce
vile 81 So Y.S6 and 1910 a. and 500 ami 81
., N. Trains for fancy town, Iittlestuwn
Trains leave Frederick for baltimore us a IN,
500 and 40 ,. IN. Trains leave Hanover for Coz
lumbia S. - and 10 t6 a. M. and - and 4S5 p.
~. for Liltiestown at 40a- and S50and 902 y.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

InHN j. STEWART,
iuIys-St Register Of Wills
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XTRITE TO WAKEFIELD. at Sykesvillc
w for SPECIAL Circular ou Fertilizer
They handle only Animal Bone Fertilizers.
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DAr1PIoAr1oN NOTICE.

NatstaNAHa - :" - = ;
iulyS Is sheriff Of Carroll Cogniy, y
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ALL WORK AND GOODS GUAR
ANTEED.
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James H.Cassell

Give me a call
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FRANK K. HERR,
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-26
THEIR YEARS ARE WASTED
Extravagant Habits Rob Ball Player
Of BENEFIT Of Big Salaries.

ExtravsEant Habits Rob Bail Player
OF BENEFIT Of Big Salaries.
The worst fault Of the baseball bust.
ness is that 1t teaches young men the
habit Of extravaganza and high living
writes Jimmy Ryan, once one Of the
best. Naturally the players on each
great team are lauded as heroes BY
their admirers; the newspapers are full
Of accounts of their doings; they meet
hundreds Of good fellows" who want
them to drink, smoke or carouse with
them. They meet sports" of wealth
and they try to initiate these sports. ~
They spend their money for rich
clothes, wines, costly cigars and dia-
monds. and usually when they are sud.
denly confronted with a ten days no.
tice of release the diamonds are about
all that they have left to show for the
earnings Of years. The old timers were
more reckless in this regard than the
new generation of ball players, but
there are enough youngsters now
wasting money.
To me 1t Is sad commentary on the
game to see the great stars of other
days toiling as day laborers. The
greatest pitcher of them all is digging
bitches in Indianapolis; perhaps the
greatest infielder the world has known
is clerking in cigar store at $12 a
week. l have seen him spend $500 in
one night. l find them in cheap ga.
looms. on police forces, in city Jobs,
but few in any established business
and still fewer accommodating wealth
They wasted their years OF time on
the ball field and wasted the money
that they earned.
At the end Of baseball career the
player Is usually left stranded In the
business world. He gains a false idea
of his own Importance from the cheers
of the crowd-and the crowd forgets
him almost as soon as he gets out OF
his uniform. He depends upon some
of his powerful friends" to get him q
position when he gets through. The
end usually comes with startling sud
denness. The friends that he relied
upon are not so friendly to a back
number as to brilliant player. He
drifts to the minors, drops out Of sight
and seldom rises again.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-26

care you sure that Kardek ID at the
pointsT
YES: that has been arranged"
What has been arranged? And who d
this Kardek they are talking aboutf
The conversation continues.
I'VE must wait until we get the Gig
NAL" says Faruskiar.
rs that a green lightT' asks Chan
cir.
"Yes. 1t will show that the switch ID
over"
do not know IL I am in my right
senses. The switch over. What switch
A half minute elapses. Ought I not to
tell Popof?" Yes. l ought. was turn
ing to go ont of the van, when an ex-
clamation kept me back.
''The signal-there is the signal" says
Ghangir.
And now the train il on the Nankin
branch"' replies Faruskiar.
The Nankin branch But then we are
lost. At FIVE kilometers from here ID
the Tjon viaduct, in course of construc.
ton. and the train Is being precipitated
toward an abyss.
Evidently Major Noltitz was not mis-
understand the scheme of the scoundrels.
The manager of the Grand Transasiatic
is scoundrel of the deepest dye. He
has entered the service of the company
to await his opportunity for some ex.
tensive haul. The opportunity has come
with the millions of the Son of Heaven
Yes. The whole abominable scheme is
clear enough to. me. Faruskiar has de-
Tended the imperial treasure against Hi.
Tsang to keep It from the chief of the
bandits. who had stopped the train
whose attack would have interfered with
his criminal projects. That il why he
had fought 40 bravely. That Is why he
had risked his life and behaved like, a
hero.
But somehow we ought to prevent this
rascal from accomplishing his work. We
ought to save the train, which IL running
full speed toward the unfinished viaduct
we ought to save the passengers from a
frightful catastrophe. As to the treas.
ure Faruskiar and his accomplices are
after l care no more than for yester-
days news. But the passengers--and
myself-that is another affair altogeth-
er.
Go be eontinued.l
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-26
1anie's Manliness,
~~~~~N~~~%

JAMES Monltne0ss
jamie came into the house crying
like girl. Mother sighed, for her lit
tic son was not showing the manly
traits that should come with a boys
fifth birthday.
what is the matter, Jamie!'
1.-THE boys is pickin' on me, mamma.
They're always pickin' on me. an
maxim fun. Boo-hoo!''
There. there, son. You'll never be
a man II you cry like that"
But, mamma dearie, that's Just the
matter of me. Everybody thinks I'm
a girl with these horrid old curls and
dresses, too. The boys laugh at ME
and pull my hair and tell me to 60
play with the girls, an they run away
from me an won't let me play with
them. Boo-hoo! An yestiddy when
that lady called, she said: How de DO,
little GIRL an she kissed me, an I
wanted to 5es' slap her, an hate her,
an l want to be a boy! Boo-hoo-hoo!'
Mother sighed. Those beautiful
golden curls had been her pride, and
when they were gone her baby would
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-26
JAcKsON's TRANSFORMATION

Changed from Clodhopper to Gentle.
man Almost In Twinkling.
President James Buchanan related
this anecdote on President Andrew
jackson:
when l returned to Washington
from Russia, where l served as min
lister, l was accompanied by a young
woman of the British nobility who
had expressed a desire to see our
President. Leaving her downstairs, I
assembled to the second floor of the
White House. where I found Jackson.
unshaven and unshorn, with his feet
encased in big slippers, his dressing
gown on, and an old-fashioned corn
cob pipe, held between his lips. I
looked at the President in dismay. 4
have with me- l said, a young and
noble lady who wants to see the Pres
ident.' All right said Jackson, tell
her will be down in a few minutes
But don't you think you would better
change your clothesr I asked hest
tatingly. Jackson's eyes flashed. He
turned upon me and said: See here,
Buchanan; there was man in Ten
nessee who left large fortune which
he made by attending strictly to his
own business
Il left him. When I had returned
to the lower room and had entered
into conversation with my lady friend.
the door suddenly opened and there
stood President Jackson, arrayed in
a suit Of black. his stiff white hair
rising from his forehead. his cheeks
carefully shaved, his polished boots
peeping from his trousers, al he bowed
to the young woman with more than
kingly courtesy, and exchanged with
her some of the current coin Of small
talk. Then she took her leave; but
no sooner were we outside than abe
broke forth with: oh. Mr.. Buchanan,
l must say think your President II
the knightliest man ever saw
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-26
A Jewel.

A young Philadelphia woman re-
Gently answered an advertisement for
the position Of dining room girl ana
the lady Of the house seemed pleased
with her. Before engaging her, how
ever, she asked her some questions
about the work that she expected her
to do.
Suppose" said the mistress, "mind
you. only suppose, that you were car
rying a piece of steak from the kitchen
and by accident you should let Il drop
from the plate to the door. What
would You do In such q caser'
The girl looked the lady square in
the face for moment ana then
asked, cautously:
us this . private family Or are
there boardersr'
This - boarding house." rspiicd
the lady.
"Pick It up and put It back a. III.
Dlats."
"Yea can start tight away
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COuldn't Be Both.

During the taking of a religious
census Of the District Of Columbia the
past winter" relates representative
from Tennessee, "a couple of young
ladies' who were engaged in the WORK
stopped at my home on Capitol HILL
and when the bell rang 1t was an
swered by the negro boy 1 brought
from Tennessee with me. The ladies
asked him:
"'Will you please tell me who livei
here"
"'Yessum; Mistah Johnsing,' wa.
the answer.
els he a Christian
"'No, ma'am. He's er congressman
from Tennersee.'
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-26


The Harvest Cleaners were fe1'in
rumber the afternoon the society met
lat Mrs. Shaw's, for the day was cold
and stormy. The nine women had
been discussing the subject Of pre-
sentiments, and were startled By the
voice Of Mr.. shaw, who had come
into the rooom unpouced and had
stood, nobody knew how long, behind
the group crowded round the Frank
lin stove.
II don't wonder you believe In pre-
sentimentA most Of you," said Mr..
shaw, pulling up a chair and joining
the group. II believe in 'em myself.
LII give you an instance"
"Now, Mr.. Shaw" said the hostess
Of tho day in feeble protest. II wish
you wouldn't" but she began to laugh.
and her husband went on.
"One day last month" he said, my
wife here had a presentiment that
something was wrong over at my
brother Williams, at Marshtown. She
had 1t strong when she woke up, and
at the breakfast table It came over her
20 she could hardly eat. She mention
ed 1t to me several times during the
morning,-came out to the shop ON
|purpose,-and BY dinner-time she be-
gan to ask me II I'd ever be able to
forgive myself II whatever was hap
pening might have been helped IL I'd
needed her.
"Well. twas about the time usu-
ally take Williams folks over some
!all apples, 80 hitched up and went.
And sure enough, there was something
happening"
"Well7" came in breathless under
tone from eight voices.
II heard the sound Of loud talking
from the Kitchen" said Mr.. Shaw,
slowly, land I had a presentiment I'd
better step up carefully, round back.
| did SO. and when l looked in at the
kitchen window. I saw two great ket-
ties steaming on the stove, and a third
one on the table, and over that, with
her back to me, stood williams wife
with spoon in her hand, kind Of
brandishing 1t.
"'As If 'twasn't enough for me to
have your four cousins come down on
me in the midst Of my grape jell,' she
was saying, without your letting 1t
burn on, Just while had to see the
minister's wife! william, you're a
good man, but you make me- and
that's where 1 had my presentiment
again.
Il had 1t borne In upon me that II
didn't make tracks for the wagon
they'd turn and see me, and accord
ingly left.
"Oh, believe in presentiments! I've
got one now that I shall come down
with an influenza unless some of you
ladies' could close up little and let
me edge my chair in somewhere" said
Mr.. Shaw. giving his chair a prelimi-
nary hitch toward the center Of heat.
Youths Companion.
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The WiifnI Kangaroo.

Inc W1ifni Kangaroo
The little Kangaroo
Of this story is quite true)
Could not be made to battle him in the
river.
He said he never yet
Saw water quite so wet
The mere suggestion made him shake
and shiver.
His mother said, Absurd!
You're ninny. on my word!
What well-bred Jungle creature would
!. act so?
The little Elephants
Are glad to have the chance
Their bath Is just a frolic. as you know.
1.-THE little Barbary Ape
Does not try to escape
When threatened with cold water and
the soap;
The Appropriateness
Don't maze such awful fuses,
Nor the Jaguar, nor the little Antelope.
1.-THE mild, obedent Yak
Would never answer back,
Nor does the ino-cinoroarer-horse;
And the baby Crocodile
Why, the water makes him smile;
And he takes his daily plunges 40 Of
course"
ST. Nicholas.