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Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-04-21

AhcTnene Copper CO. heran jose
Chandler. l. n 90 Guerrero tna'la;
Christopher. Miss fi0 horsione4 DAVID
Blark, Or. d. r. Martinez tidol
Nackeg. 4 n Ment.oEa Cmeterio
pcrrett Ma Bessie Torres Eloyeo
Waler Henry Rios Doroieo
nas Felir HidalgO Pablo
Casade GFcxcria Chacon Heriquio
When calling for these letters please say "AD-
VERTISED. and give date.
Edw. Pennington p. NJ.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-04-21

Remaining uncaIled for in Deming P.
o. for the week ending April p. O5.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-04-21
Notary Public.

Joseph H. Darling, Pastor.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-04-21

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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
No.;ce Your Waiter.

"Did you wait Oh me?' asked the
nan at the cocQer table.
mo, SIR SAID the tall waiter.
''Then who did," grumkled the cor
ner man.
Il don't know, sir" was the reply.
You'd better ask the head WAITER
The corner man did ask, but the chief
Of the staff was no wiser than his as
sistant
what kind of looking man was hep
he asked.
How should / know?" stormed the
hungry diner. Il didn't come here to
make a study of walters faces. l
came to get something to eat, and if
somebody doesn't hurry up
The head waiter stepped aside too
soon to hear the rest Of the complaint.
"He is like ninety-nfne out of a hun
dred men that dine OUT he remarked.
"None of them knows his waiter.
There would be much less confusion
if people would be a little more OBJ
serving. Any man can take a peep at
his waiter without loss Of dignity.
However, few do, and as a conse-
quence they hail every man that passes
with the query, Are you the fellow
that waited on me-? New York Post.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Champagne.

There are two peculiarities about
champag ne drinking which are capable
of explanation. The one is the raDidity
with which the wine eXhilarates not
withstanding the small proportion of
alcohol it contains. This is due to the
carbonic acid gas evolved, which is in
hailed while drinking, for it is the prop
erty of this gas to expedite the action
Of anything with which it is associated
1t is estimated that one glass Of cham
payne is equal in effect to two glasses
Of still wine Of the same strength and
is more rapid in action. The other pc
culiarity is the sort of tSethargy or
deafness which follows after excessive
champagne drinking. This is analogous
to the stupor produced by carbonic acid
gas, but it is assisted and intensified
by the excess of sugar deranging the
stomach. The undigested sugar turns
into acid, and thus it is that too much
champagne is apt to produce dyspep-
Sia
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15

The mace was originally a potent
weapon of offense, originating doubt
less in that earliest and most common
weapon, the wooden club. It was an
essential part Of a knights accouter-
ment, being useful at close quarters.
For ready convenience it was hung at
his saddlebow. Says an ancient poem {:
And with his heavy mase of STEELE
Then he gave the kyinG his dele.
The besague and baston were varied
forms of the mace. The mace used on
horseback was small weapon, usual
ly of steel. That used on foot was
much longer and commonly Of wood,
with head armed with iron rings and
spikes. 1t was carried by the escort
Of magistrates and others as a ready
protection against violence. AS socie-
ty quoted down and it's original use
fell into allegiance the thing assumed
the ornamental appearance it now has,
it now being carried in a mere honor
airy form.-Notes and Queries.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
A C1.c a.. .sarudrcl.

A famous L-,,stcr Of Trinity college,
Cambridge, had l]s L :, friend in earlier
days Of one Jenny Gordon, a solicitor.
But Jenny went to the bad. was
struck off the rolls and lived from
what he could get from old acquaint-
ances. One day he met the master and
asked for a shilling.
Gordon" Numbered the master eff
you could show me Il greater scoundrel
than yourself l would give you half a
crown" And he stalked stiff1y away
to his rooms. In half an hours time
the butler announced that Mr.. Pom
pous, the esquire beadle, wished to see
the master. Now, the master had Il
special detestation of the beadIe, who,
when admitted and CURLY asked what
he wanted, replied:
''AIr Gordon informed me that you
desired to see me-
Said the master, Gordon has made
an ass of your
In ten minutes more the butleA came
again, grinning, and said:
"Mr. Jenny Gordon has called and
says you owe him half a crown, sir
Newcastle Chronicle.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
A Lost Custom.

Among the lost customs of merry
England is that q the miIkmaids' pro
cession. 1t was a May day observ-
ance. The manner of their going was
as follows: They borrowed q great
quantity of silver plate-not sham
plate, real gold plate-dishes, butter
boats, creana jugs, tankards, etc. They
built up the plate round an obelisk,
browning the whole with a tea urn.
They arranged the most snowy flowers
Of the season between and about the
silver. ~<~-~-s4sn~- s~-~..n~-
This obelisk was carried by two
chairmen in gold. laced hats and fol-
lowed by a troop Of handsome milk
maids dressed in pink and blue gowns,
drawn through the pocket holes,''
whatever that means, with high heeled
shoes, mob caps, lappets of lace on
their shoulders, nOsegays in their bos-
oms and fiat ''Wofington hats" coy
cred with ribbons. A fiddler went
first in sky blue coat ard hat adorned
with ribbons. The procession stopped
before the doors of the customers and
the millmaids danced. London Queen.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Not just What She Meant.

The former head Of a large private
school in Cleveland was a gentleman
Of dignified bearing, refined and correct
always in manner and speech. By
birth and early rearing he was a Yer
monter and doubtless of straight Puri-
tan extraction. One day in his boy
hood his mother called him in from the
yard where he was playing with some
other boys to say to him, in a tone sug-
gestive Of mingled sadness and sever
ify:
''Noble, my son, never thought to
hear you use a swear word.'
"Why, MOTHER" said the boy, Il
didn't use any swear word only said
the devil Nobody thinks that's swear
ing"
''I don't care" cried the mother
quickly. cts making light Of sacred
things ."-Cleveland Leader.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Cambridge

Harry Vetterlein came out from Phil
adelphia Tuesday evening and will enter
the field of tobacco buyers.
The old friends and neighbors of j A
Smell of Charlottesville, Va, who has
been visiting here for some time, held a
picnic on the banks of Lake Ripley last
Tuesday afternoon.
Fl O Texley and wife left last Monday
for Newman's Grove, Neb, where they
will visit relatives for few weeks and
thence to points in South Dakota to Wis
it old time friends and relatives. They
will be away for couple of months.
Ole Kvalheim, on the Kenseth farm,
and John Christensen have sold their
tobacco for 10 cents straight. Both of
these gentlemen have excellent crops
and will have them harvested by the
close OF the week.
Word was received the fore part Of the
week from the attorney general that the
application for the loan of $4,000 at 80
per cent from the state for the purpose
of building our new school house had
been approved and at the appointed time
would be forthcoming.
People who would admire 20 acre
field of sugar beets with not weed in
them and of exceptionally large size
ought to visit Fl Townsend's farm just
west of this village. 1t is sight never
before seen around here and one cannot
help but admire such large field and
so exceptionally free from weeds. Mr.
Townsend expects to realize over Sl0O
per acre for his crop.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15

Absolutely Free.

We will give you absolutely free a reg
ular size bottle of SAL-LAC. It will
cure rheumatism of any kind, kidney,
bladder, stomach or female trouble and
catarrh. 1t will purify your blood, clear
the complexion and cure any disease
arising from excess of uric acid poison
in the blood. Tones the entire system,
increases the appetite and induces rest
full natural sleep. Contains no opiates
or harmful drugs, no preparation like it
in the world, absolutely harmless, pleas
ant to take. Cure starts with first dose.
The most liberal offer ever made. We
can prove that hundreds have been cur
ed permanently after other remedies
have failed. Write US today and receive
large, free bottle of SAL-LAC and our
new booklet on Uric Acid Diseases.
KRUPP REMEDY Co.,
703 Lunt Ave-, Chicago.
Il. j. Stangl, Agent, Edgerton, Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Why the Horse Acted So.

II wonder what's the matter with
that horse" said a man to his wife
while he was in the act Of unhitching
the animal The horse was rearing and
plunging and displaying signs of terror
whenever his master came near him.
A passerby came to his aid, and while
quoting the animal explained to the
owner. II noticed" said he, ''that you
just came out of the ZOO over there. A
slight scent of the wild animals has
chung to your clothing, and, although
your horse has probably never seen
anything wilder than a COW, his in
stinct tells him that where that scent
is there is danger. 1t will wear off
soon and you will have no more trou-
BILE" -Philadelphia Record.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Crescent Shaped Rolls

The little horseshoe shaped rolls to
be seen in every bakers shop in the
world have an interesting history. In
1851 Vienna was besieged by the
Turks. They were about to enter the
town by an underground passage that
they had dug when the bakers, who
work all night in order to deliver hot
bread in the morning gave the alarm.
The authorities were so grateful they
allowed them to manufacture a break
fast roll in the shape Of the crescent
moon, which is device of the Turkish
banner
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Rocs ford, BeiOit * GAINESVILLE
Railroad Co

Operating electric road between Rockford
Il, ana GAINESVILLE, Wis, via Roscoe, III.
Rockton, Ill. and Beloit, Wis
ROCKFORD, ILL.
First car leaves Rockford at $50 D. M. daily
excepting Sunday. Second car at a. M and.
every hour thereafter. Last car at IL D. m.
First car arriving at Rockford a a. M and
every hour thereafter until II d. m
BELOIT, WIS.
Car leaves Beloit for Rockford and James
vile daily, except Sunday, every hour from
a. M. up to and including lip m. ararrives
at Beloit from Rockford at $50 a. M Second
car at a. m. and every hour thereafter until
IL p. m. Car arrives at Beloit from GAINESVILLE
at $50 a. m. Second car at q. m. and every
hour thereafter until II p. m.
GAINESVILLE, WIS.
First car leaves GAINESVILLE daily, except sun
day, at 6 a. m. and IL minutes after every hour
thereafter, Last car at lt15 p. M Car ar
rives at GAINESVILLE at 10 minutes to the hour
from $50 a. m until ll:50 D. m The last
through car between Rockford and GAINESVILLE
leaves Rockford at 10 p. M Janeville at 1915
p. m,
SUNDAY SCHEDULE
Cars leave Rockford at a. M, BelOit at Z a.
M. and GAINESVILLE at7:15 a. m. and every half
hour thereafter up to and including II D. m.
Rockford Ticket Oface,-B. G, Skeyhan, cor
State and Wyman SITS.
Beloit Ticket Office.--14i State Street
GAINESVILLE Ticket Oh1ce.-J. 2. Bakers Drug
Store cor. W. Milwaukee and Franklin SITS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Milton

A Shuman has sold his farm south Of
town to Mr. Marlett of Koshkonong. Mr.
Shuman will go into the grocery bust
ness at that place.
Edward Home died about N Mon
day as the result of stroke of apoplexy.
Mr. Home had been in feeble health for
a long time but was able to be around
until last Friday when he suffered the
apoplectic stroke. He became uncon-
scious Friday night and remained SO till
his death Monday evening.
College students are coming in for the
opening of the fall term next week Sew
eral are expected today from Norton
Vile Kan Among them are Paul Hum
mel, Claud Stillman, Ernest Kenyon and
Edwin and Helen Wheeler. The last
two are brother and sister of Miss Yer
nette Wheeler who has been here for
several years.
The Cottage hotel operated by Mrs
Loofboro and Mrs Arlington will be un-
occupied until Dec l, when it will be re-
opened by VIM Shemmel. Mrs AIRING
ton will continue to be the hostess of
the present boarders in her new house
on College street.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
CORRESPONDENCE
Stoughton

Henry Larson arrived Wednesday from
st Paul, where he recently spent two or
three weeks ia a hospital while suffering
with blood poison. At st Paul last Fri
day he was married to Miss Christine
Carlson.
Invitations are out for the wedding Of
Miss Zoe Currier to Mr. Ray G Ander-
son of Moline, Ill, to take place Thurs
day evening, Sept 18th, at the home of
the brides parents, Mr. and Mrs Geo W
Currier, on North Page street.
Stoughton will have the largest wagon
concern in the world. That is saying
considerable, but it is now an assured
fact that the Mandt Wagon Co will i'm
mediately commence the building of the
necessary shops on the property south of
the river known as the Isham tract Of
land
Mrs Johu Hyland was rendered a COM
plete surprise at her beautiful country
home southwest of town last Thursday
afternoon by about fifty of her relatives
and friends from Cooksville, Edgerton,
Beloit, Evansville, Stoughton, Dunkirk
and Rutland A bountiful supper was
served and good time enjoyed by all
present. Before leaving, the guests pre-
sented Mrs Hyland with handsome
chair in remembrance of the occasion.
At the council meeting on Monday
evening petitions we're presented for an
extension of the water main in 0 Il
Hemsing's addition and for sidewalks on
South Page street. Petition for the re-
moval of the old building on the Brown
corner was referred to the health com
mittee. f d Root was granted license
to run bowling alley in the Hellickson
building. Several citizens demonstrated
against putting in brick pavement on
Main street. The school board was
granted permission to hold school in the
Armory until the completion of the new
West side building. The monthly bills
were audited and allowed. $4,000 was
appropriated for the improvement of the
electric light plant.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Evansville


Two horses belonging to D L Earle,
near this city, were killed by lightning
last Friday.
The first building to be built of CO.
ment blocks in this city is now being
erected by Chas Spencer on his Main
street lots. The blocks used are of nat
ural color rock faced, except where used
for trimming which are smooth. The
building is exciting considerable curios-
ity as to it's final requirements for dry
ness and warmth.
Mrs D E Stevens has decided to locate
in Madison for the purpose of educating
her two daughters at the university.
She has leased a house and will remove
there some time during the latter part
of this month. Several parties are de-
| sirous of leasing her property here, but
to whom has not yet been decided.
A very pleasant gathering was held at
the home of Mrs Chef Miller on South
Second street, Friday afternoon, to which
few friends from this place, but many
more from Cooksville, assembled. While
resident of the latter place, these occa-
sional meetings of the ladies there were
lOOhOO lOi w Az W WILL PlOdSul q,
and after the removal of this family to
Evansville, the return Of these social
gatherings was given to Mrs Miller.
An unusually pretty wedding occurred
last Tuesday evening, September 5, 1905,
at the home of Lyman Ell Johnson on
Garfield avenue, when Miss Amy John
son was united in marriage with DR.
Harold Garwood of Madrid, New Mex
leo. Mrs @ Harper of Madison, sister
of the bride, played the wedding march
| that ushered in the groom and his
brother as the Rev E A Ralph took his
place behind the altar railing that was
wrought out in the floral decorations.
Six little girls marched in and formed
an aisle through which approached Miss
| Alice Spencer; and then came the bride
An impressive ring ceremony was per
formed, after which followed congratulate
tons, and then refreshments were served
the guests.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
j GAINESVILLE

Or Fred E Sutherland of this city and
Miss Helen Menzies, daughter of Mr. and
Mrs James Menzies of Rock Prairie,
were welded at the home of the brides
parents Tuesday evening at 7 o'clock.
The ceremony was read by Rev Huey
and after the wedding supper the young
couple departed for short honeymoon
trip to Minnesota.
In the opinion of Deputy Game War
den Peter Drafahl, the Rock county rec
ord of hunting licenses issued shows a
total so small as to be suspicious. He
does not believe that the number of
nimrods who intend to indulge in the
squirrel and wild goose chase this fall
has been reduced by 200 in this county.
Therefore he will be more vigilent than
ever before.
On the charge of burglarizing the Will
liam Scoheld meat market, on North
Main street, Swear Willie Pickering
was arrested at midnight. Pickering
was caught in the act and was arrested
in the shop after he had entered through
a rear window and robbed the money
drawer of about SO in small change.
At the home of Mr. and Mrs Frank
Granger, l55 Terrace st, Wednesday af-
ternoon, occurred the wedding of their
daughter Miss Augusta Granger, to
John I Haight of Cambridge, Wis. At
O'Clock the bridal party unattended en-
tered the parlors, which had been arts
tically decorated, and stood beneath the
arch of white. The Mendelssohn we'd
ding march was beautifully played by
Miss Lucy Granger and little Frances
Granger was ring bearer. The ceremony
was performed by Rev Tippett and wit
messed by about fifty of the brides rela-
tives and most intimate friends. After
the service congratulations were show
cred upon the couple and three course
wedding repast was served. The dining
room was decorated in white, the brides
table being particularly pretty. The IL
brary was decorated in purple and gol-
den rod was used unsparingly. The
happy couple were the recipients OF
many handsome gifts. They left on an
evening train for two weeks wedding
trip after which they will be at home to
their friends at Cambridge, where the
groom is principal of the high school.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Sydney Smiths Wit.

by Jove," said country squire who
had got the worst of an argument with
Sydney Smith, ''if had son who was
donkey I'd make parson of him
straight awayw
Possibly" returned the wit, ''but
your father was evidently of different
mind"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
First publication Sept. Is, 1906
Notice to- Creditors.

STATE OF WISCONSIN,
~ COUNTY COURT FOR ROCK COUNTY-In
Probate
Notce is hereby given that , at regular term
County, at the Court House, in the city of
GAINESVILLE, in said County, on the first Tuesday
of April, A. D., 1906. being April 3rd 1906,
at o'clock a. NJ, the following matters will be
heard, considered and adjusted:
All claims against Ferd Peters late of the
city Of EdgertOn in said county, deceased.
All claims must be presented for allowance
to said Court, at the Court House, in the city
Of GAINESVILLE, in said county, on or before the
8th day of March, A. D., 1906, or be barred.
Dated Sept 8th, 1905.
By the Court,
L. H. TOWNE, J. w. SALE, County Judge.
Attorney for Admis
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Farm for Sale.

A good 160acre farm for sale in the
town of Vienna, Dane county. Fitted
up and suitable for stock aud tobacco.
Good buildings and some fruit Fifteen
acres of good growing timber. New
tobacco shed 200 feet long. Apply to
Fl. E. RADEwAN,
38w4 Poynette, Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Clever Repartee.

An officer of the United States army
tells Of a young woman in a crowded
street car who when a young man
stood up to give her a seat exclaimed,
You're jewel" con the contrary"
the young man replied: II am jewel
er. [ set the Jewel"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
First publication Sept. 1, 1905. ]
Notice OF Hearing.
TATE OF WISCONSIN

&TATE OF WISCUNSIN,
~ County Court for Rock County-In Probate.
Notice is hereby given that at a regular Oc-
tober term Of the County Court to be held in
and for said County at the Court House, in the
City of GAINESVILLE, in said County, on the first
Tuesday, being the third day of October, 1905,
at o'clock a. M, the following matter will
be heard and considered:
The application of Clark r. Pierce for the
examination, adjustment and allowance of all
the items of his account as such administrator
of the estate of James Pierce, late of the City
of EdgertOn in said County, deceased, and for
the assignment of the residue of said estate to
such othar persons as are by law entitled
thereto.
Dated August 2Sth, 1905
By the Court,
j. w. SALE. County Judge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15

-Homeseekers' tickets will be sold
for one fare plus two dollars to author
lied points in Iowa. Minnesota, North
and South Dakota every Tuesday until
Dec. 10Th, good for 81 days. For further
information call at ticket office.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
A Pleasant Freak.

Il just peeped into the parlor as I
passed." said Mr.. Phamley, land saw
quite a freak of nature"
''Why, Bertha is there with her young
man.
eyes. I saw two heads on one pair
Of shoulders
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Could Tell In a Moment.

Mr. Mum e. Baggs-Now, then, you
know what kind of a house I want.
What will it cost to build it? Archi-
-Why-um-what was the amount
you originally intended to put into the
huilding?-Chicago Tribune
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15

Good advice to women. If you want
a beautiful complexion clear skin, bright
eyes, red lips, good health take Hollis
ters Rocky Mountain Tea. There is
nothing like it. % cents, Tea or Tab
let's. Fl. J. Stangl.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
A Mathematical Incongruity.
How is this, from an expert &C
cOuntant.
10 10 O
100 100 = 0
cOuntant:

By axiom things equal to the same
thing are equal to each other; hence
1910 equals 100-100.
Divide each side of the equation by
1910, and the result is 1 equals TO-
Figures will lie, even women's.-New
York Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15

Are you lacking in strength and
vigor? Are you week? Are you in pain?
Do you feel all run down? The blessing
of health and strength come to all who
use HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. 35
cents. Ell. J. StaDgl.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15
Milton junction

Mr. and Mrs B D Wixom have bought
a residence in GAINESVILLE and gone to
housekeeping there.
Mr. and Mrs Henry Williams started
Tuesday for Huron where they will visit
Mrs Williaps' daughter, Mrs Minnie
Kemp, They expect to be absent about
three weeks.
A very pleasant reception was given
by Mrs A o Henderson at her home last
Thursday afternoon IL honor of Mes
danes E E Frink of Brandon and Allan
Skinner of Edgerton. The house was
very prettily decorated for the occasion
with smilax and other flowers, while an
orchestra screened from sight discoursed
melody for the assembled guests. Light
refreshments were served and all pres
ent unite in pronouncing it a most en-
joyable occasion.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-15

rheumatism, govt, backache, acid
poison, are results of kidney trouble.
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea goes di-
rectly to the seat Of the disease and
cures when all else fails. 80 cents. Ell. J,
Stangl.