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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-03-21
Der Sommtas in Der fatboliiden
Camille.
(aleiner Yeitras snr a0iung Ser
io5ialcn Trdge.)
@en nutiit a M.
Ill.

Set innn aith Dem na6mits
tG9igem @ottesoienite 6%eigeipotnt,
rag man lid audi Der 4 b oluug
lno eimeni egr6oren &etgiiigen ben
iibr.sen Nad)fnittog pibmen. Gin
Sti oiergong in @ottes freier Nutiir.
eih 9eiid bel Serpanoten uiio 9e-
%fanHten, Elm frobes Spiel in 3ild,t
uho @%br6arfeit ~ lper ipoate :
oa* p~erlogcn2 Nur btinge nidt oefi
gdn5et NndDmittag iii Der Wirfbidait
(Saioen) ooer lonitiaen Srinfgeiea
ffoit gu! Shehfe ibh 9einer 81.
mile, irene Gid bette einmnl bell
aansea Sog : n~ilienpoter iein 5a
f0nitei. Nod) einmal: id) g6nne Cir
on& 8ergniigen am Soiuttag getne,
rici;:etluegen magit Oh fir ftm5e
3eit alb IN elmer ailten 8irfb.
id1rit (Sdloom einen Srnnf an 81.
tebn1eh, 9ein Eieiiben raildyeh
ubcr, o6er! Ser Mibbraud mo oas
lle6ernInB liegt 5ii nabel limo oa.
DOR, bite ih 9idL niunm lid in
adJt; ,treate" Rietndnoen itno lab
lid bon Hiemanoen ,treaten"; Senn
bes bier5ulanbe iiblide ,5reateh"
fiibrt 5lim llebetrndb. 9as ed)te IA.
t6:.iifie G6riitentbumn miQ feia
Mnfertbum nlfb mill bon ialidtiifer
lemperen5-@ eidi6te uno bon iiiei.
Idjer Sabbutbfeier nifts lpiiien. Mas
loll liun aber pon ieien Ymriden,
Gentlemen uio Gables iagell, Die lid,
init Der SriibnIeiie begniigen uro
NadliniitagS gar feinen @ottesbienit
beiId,en, ionoern @rfuriionen mia
den 9oieball ooer Sootbali, eieies
5lir @errobtrg Der SSllgemo iiihr noe
Spiel treibeil, IN Den Stdoten lin Ole
Earfs, oil 9oncerten. SGn5en il. !. 10.
ld)dnrenrciic m%onoern? aSftieii
oos fetbcliide Gltern Sulaiieh?
&ni'm ein eipienbafter
Seel1orgcr bosu itiGiflpeiget !?
Seioer 8ottes, geihieGt es, man nil
es nit Niemanoem perber6en unS
fas beiBt man oann YaItoral.alhg.
btit?! I6, es lit cine mir 5i betrii-
b'i!oe @ubr6eit, 6ob gerooe an
Sonntagen. liumentlid in oen
S'GSten, mebr Siinoen geidebef, ols
en Den ledJs Modeitagen 5Miammten.
genommen. Die @ergniigumdsiid,t
reibt aber and idon nilf Dem 9anoe
elm, b%elonoers menn Der Sirt oieien
@oli III ieille Seetoe einorinaen labt
NIB Idldft, e~ingeouielt poli Dem
Opium oes Seliebtiein @ollens! Die
lremoe Siinbe 6ir Siinoe it'll.
ldipeigell) beiBt man beut5iitoae:
valligbeitl"
Gab am sonntaa peocr ain
Worgen nod am Mbeno, nod iiber
Gag iu Shop" ooer oabeimL o0er
nilf Dem Selo fneAtlihe q r.
beiten perridtet peroen oiirien,
oos Ill ltrenges @ebet iino lit alto in
Der fatboliiden camille ielbitber.
ltalolth; 5u Fem briigt, wie oic
e%rfnbriirg es INNER ae5eisi hat. bas
Irbeitef an Sonntng tcilien Scgeli.
Gagegen lit es ifGne Cite, Den
Sonlitag Wittag Den @erfcn Ger
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-03-21
Sic critic 5rennn1g pon staat ntD Stride.

airden lno a~otbeorolen fehrten itie
flebr in Den 9eiis Der Stride 5ltriid,
uno fir Die geranbten &loitergiiter
milroe ME cine Tergiitung be5ablt.
Jiir bieie 9eringe Seraiituue forberte
Napoleon ober beoeutenoe Yripile.
aiel pom Yapite, 3. g. Grnennnng
Der 9ildofe uno 0e6anten, Ser.
maltung oes &ir6enpermogens rtnp.
moourd) Die &irde in poliee Ab-
ban9igfeit oes Staates gerotben lit.
Sanlit lit ole repolution1re Hegie.
ritne Sronfreid's beltt5nfage aber
niht %5uirieocn. Sic foroert aber-
mails Srennuna bon Staat mo
Stride, aber nibt in Der Ibiift, Ole
Stride ans Ser anedtihait oes Stoos
ties 81 befreien, %ionoern I'M lie elm
5meites Nal 5t berauben uno ibr
oas geringe Sdbresgebalt 5u cut.
Siebeit, oas man ibr ais Sergiifung
fir ibt geraiibtes Sermogen feierlif
periproden bate. Gieie Sfnl6,
melde Der Staof oilrd oas Son.
coroaf pom Sabre 1901 iibernom.
men, mil Die Heaiernng bon iid ab.
merfen, ais oh es MIR cine @naoe
ODER Elm Eripilea lei, oas lie ans
eineni belie6igen @ritn0e 5uriid5ieben
fonne. sfber aui bas Yripiles, Sas
Der Eapit ibr 5ugeitanoer, nGmli6 in
Se3ug altf Die @rnennnng Der gis
i6oie uno Sermaltimg ibres 8ermo-
gems ipil lie nid,t per3id)ten.
Der Yapit fam aber ieine Mutbos
ritGt in Der Stride nidt oefifHtio an
cine Hegierung perduBern, ionoern
mir in Sorm zines Eutronatsredtes
einem Heeenten seipiiie Yripileeien
seitatten, Die Der Bdpit wioerrnien
fam, 10 oft oas ofientlide @obl Der
@ldubigen es foroert.
Der preftBiide @eianote NiGblibq
beim YapIte idrieb 1919: Ser
papitlide Sol itipnlirt fir oie @i-
l6oie iins Stride, mas er nidt aiii.
seben fam, obne Die STRIDE ahf5lt-
geben. NlS Sa1tpf DER %fatbelild]eit
Stride fam Der Yapit bierpen nid)ts
opfern utio miro ME ben Gegie.
runeen cine @inmiibung in Den ge.
rid,tliben llnterriht mo in Die Mn
geleeenbeiten Der Stride geitatten. "
Die liberalen Iiniiter Sranfreih's
nno Der meiiten fotbeliihen Gambler
betrad)tel 'aber oaS Te6t Der Si.
Idols @rhennungen un6 Der Ser
maltnng 6es 9ird]enpermogens ais
ein n.p e T a il B e + | d E s
Staatsreht anltatt als Elm
bloBes Tripileg, oas Der Eapit al.
riidsieben fam, iobalo oaiielbe mib-
bralIht miro. sic 6etradfen Die
@riiten5 Der Stride oils cine @eiobr
fiir ben Staat; oeBbol6 ioa lie meoef
airdJel nod Y%farrbGliier, nod,
Sdulen, nod Yiurreiiter beiiBen;
lire 9ierer iollen itets unter YoliSei.
aiifIidt itehcn, feline 8erbinbnnaen
ultereinonoer nod pieI Deniger nit
Rom mtetbalteii. Gine iolde
Srennnng bon Staat mnb Stride lit
nid1ts aloeres als llnteroriidung Der
offentliden &eligion mo Sera6.
lesuilg Der @eiigion sur Yripotidde,
Die ms title &Gmmerlein gebort.
q. e.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-03-21

gdfinber5igfeit iino driitliden 2iebe
6n fpionien aranfe jill beiiifen, duf
ben Jrieobof 5t eeben, Die @rd6er
Ger lieben pcritorbenen M~ngebofigen
5ir belufem fiir tie bort ST befen itto
Dos NlhIeien oes @eibpuiiers 5u
idenfen, Nrnc nno 2eieenoe su
troiten. Ger Counting lit Nube.
iino @ottestdg. 3ltben ioaen mir
BON Den @eidyaiten Ser ISOLDE unS
antdtbmen lin 9ienite @oftes, fiit
fpelben IN Der Node Sen meiiten
Gbriiten 10 penie 3eit 6ieibf, inns
5lpar ioaen mir bieiem @it6e. mS
@ottestas bouptiadlif in ser
4irhe iine I'M &reiie Ser q a.
nj ilie perbrihgen.
Ter Yeiith oes Morgeh.@ effes.
oienites, Der bL. Meffe, iii eli
Senrtagen ittenae, infer id)perer
SilnSe p~orgeid)rieben. @egen oieies
entihieoene @ebot fam fell 6 n.
mifonmen. Gum Slid
sibt es bcienoers in oeutihen Qdno.
geirelucsn in peldjen man Die Ser.
dinertfdniiierung nod nid3f fertid
gebrnd)t bdf, Ood Dobl nod 0eniae,
lpeld)e 10 aott- nno pilihtperdeiien
lino, Dob tie eotidslidj Die III. Weiie
an S%onntdsen gan5 oetiGnmelL @nt.
lH1lofgflilg fam bod)itens ardnfbeit
uHo Gebredlidfeit ooer adfs amin.
genoe Yerbirbcrung bieten. Webf'
Seltte aber gibt es ifoil. audi aif DEM
saiioe, Die glanben NIT Dem Soren
elmer moglidit fnrSem, niIIen
bcili9en Weiie gefua aetban
81 babeh 6nr Ueier oes Sonntads.
Fem itrcnaiten @ebote Der Stride
dllerolnas baben lie gehlfa aetbon,
aber alldb mir eben 10 piel, ais lie in.
beolngt mnBten. Sit oas eoel.
miltbig gegen @nft2 @ie, rpenn er
aiidb ieinerieits Dir MIR 10 pief
an 8naoen nhb @obltdten ipenoete.
oils SLIM Seelenbeile Cir hnumaana..
lid n~otblpenoig lit - ober alidJ
gerooe MIR o pieli @ie arm.
ielig mGreit iii gar 6dlo, Die tief
ipiiroelt Eu in Siinoen uno Saiiern
periinfeH! llno 5ubem fominen
oIe1e Seilte nod i'm ods foitbare
Worf 8ottes, nm oie Yfeeiat. Wan
bat oa 5rpar 5t belfen seiudt Snrd5
ole iogenannten sSipe Winute
sermons" aber mas lit bas?
DAB @ott er6arml Sir laiie Gbri.
lteil freilid mebr ais aehtg - oieie
ltno es ober geraoe, ipeldJe nid,t aerne
ms @odamt geben. lie fiirdten, Der
Efarrer itodJte, anItatt Elm gWaiter.
piece OF Gloqiienee" Su liefern
Dos brinat man nur in Der enaliifen
Sprad)e isrtig ibnen ilf's Sc.
ptlien reoen, lie aufriittelm aus ibren
lelft'innlgelL goftpergefie.
men Sebeh. Sin iold,er Yreoiaer
hit. wie Die murmitid)i5 fat6eliiden
eYreminenteh" ingeh, nidt sitp.to.
bate" ui6 Die geideioten (?) gaiieru
losen, ef preoigt nidJt nad benz
e%nongeliur. Iarum aeGen Ser.
artise laiie yYrominrnfe", Nr6eiter
nrio 6armer lieber IN Die Sriibmeiie.
NO llitt aepreoigt miro ooef lie mir
NIT einer Ioitloien a0iinf Mimten.
Treoist" abgeipeiit peroen ODER init
elller @rmabnnlg sn elmer er9ie.
blgen Selo.G GILLETTE, ODER eingelooen
perOen 81 elmer ySair", sumi abea.
ter ooer ionitisem @ersniisen in Die
8emeinoebaael
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-03-21
0eoanfenjplitter.

gilbiing modJt Die @etGdlter oes
g6ttliden @eieses mir raiiinierter.
#*Mx
Nad ben Safe ii6 nift niiirid.
icil molten, III Ell 3eiden Scr Ser.
Deriiing.
x**&
Site Did mobl, Die 5eitliden Slid.
bon Der Gorge fir ens gwige
81 tremell.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-03-21

If. urio ~. Sftober in Seem Orleans
itatt.
Gie unperfennbaren Sortidritte
Der DECORATIONS : 9emegung onif
ibrer iesigen ioliben 9aiis miiiien
icglihen Standardization nit aufrid.
tiger Sreuoe eriiiQen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-03-21
Sienstaa, Gen II. Mdr, 1906.
Matbotii6er air6enaaaienoer.

Sefus treibt einen Seufel aus.
Gut. IL, 14-2S.
e.26. WGrs. 2uSssr. GatnlaS. gnarnel.
9t.21. @uprrt, g. gusuita, =.
6. 2s. 8uutram. Sobannp. 8apilt.
" .29. Mtittei. suSoli. Grtaiins.
6. 80. Suirinns. 9obaun Slim.
&. 81. Sdlbina. Guioo. antoS.
e. /. @pril. Sugo. 8beooora. &alsrid.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
The ideal Teacher.
From the Atlantic.

Before all other qualifications, how
ever, the teachers character is the fun
damental requisite. That mus: he above
reproach in all things. Millions words
about the poetic power are specially
true in regard to the power to teach
He who would not be Illustrate, said
the great poet, of his hope to write
we'll hereafter in laudable things, must
himself be a true poeE He who
would not he Illustrate of his hope to
teach we'll at any tie ought himself
to be lofty exemplar of the virtues
he would impress upon his pupils The
teacher who stands before a class for
hours every day ought to exert greater
influence even than the clergyman who
speaks from the pulpit one day in the
week, and he ought at least to have an
equally lofty character, known and
recognized by all men. The teacher
who is master of his subject ard who
has this nobility of character needs no
help of articles to ASST. him in gov
erning his pupils-he has simply to be,
and they obey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
A Proper Field for Women.


Can you conceive of u more delightful
employment for women than phar-
macy? Broader yet Is the field Of drug
gistry, ii may he permitted TO coin a
word. But where will you find worn-
an compromising prescriptions? Where
is the pe,ticoat houri who dispenses
medicines? know of only one "A Mrs.
Raub. 1T seems that her husband, a
druggist, fell i'll. and che assisted him
in the store as "A clerk, learned to love
course and got her diploma and license
The husband died, and she is now the
head of the house, doing an excellent
business and enjoying the niceties of it.
Her clerks do the drudgery.
Why should u big, fat greasy man
stand behind a ground glass partition
all day filling capsules, bottles, etc.
with beautiful drugs and chemicals, to
carry out physicians orders and satisfy
patients? Wouldn't a neat woman do
far better? Is it not rather more in a
,woman's line? ! really think we should
advance woman to this work immedi-
ately. OF course prejudice must be
broken down first-not prejudice of the
public, but of the army of pharmacists
and druggists. Perhaps the chief OBJ
stacle is that young women do not care
TO educate themselves for such employ
.ment. Still, we have 5000 female physi-
clans or surgeons in the United States.
Every drug store should have at least
one woman to wait on customers of her
sex who feel a deicacy in approaching
men for certain remedial agents.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
Lesson for Women

Jersey Shore. Pa, Aug. es--(Spe-
cial-,-"Dedd's Kidney Pills have done
worlds of good for me-" That's what
Mrs. c. b. Earnest of this place has to
say of the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
Il was laid up sick" Mrs Earnest
continues, and had not been out of
bed for five weeks Then began TO
use Dodd's Kidney Pills and now ! am
SO / can work and 90 to town without
suffering amy. l would not lie without
DoGkl's Kidney Pills. l have good rea-
son to praise them everywlierc.'
Women who suffer should learn a
lesson from this. and that lesson is
'cure the Kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills and your suffering will cease. :"
Woman's health depends almost entire
ly on her Kidneys. Dodd's Kidney
Pills have never get failed to make
healthy Kidneys.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
POVERTY I'M NAMES.
Dearth Of Invention Shown in Naming
Places in America.

y" fN'''c''ea'
'darllef Weekly; >" TAR as we can
observe, Il poverty of imagination Dor
de1ing on destitutlon th,is;ened its
great subdivisions troIn the first New
England. New France. New Spain New
Netherlands. what could he ,.hr:,,,rr
than these u:,1,,rs. with the s,1l,scut,ent
calling of their uascent cities for the
cities of the mother countries. unless
il We're the l..ter naming of then, out
of the Holy Bible and the classical die
tiunalv? The poor Indian gave from,
his ineager store for the Same purpose.
but the gift Was not abundant enough
TO 70 round the towns and Villages OF
Il single province.
When we think that lakes. rivers.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
:clEMEN1lNA GONZALES.
or CENTRAL AMERICA.
RESTORED TO HEALTH.
PE-RU-NA THE REMEDY

Miss Clementina Gonzales, Hotel Pro-
vincia, Guatemala. e. A., in recent
letter from 247 Cleveland Ave-, Chicago,
ILL.,, writes:
81 took Peruna for worn -ouf con.
difiOn. was SO run down that could
not sleep at night, had no appetite and
felt tired In the morning.
~ tried many tonics, but Permna
was the only thing which, helped me in
the least. After had taken but q half
bottle felt much better. IcOnfinued
Its use for three weeks and 4 was com.
pIefely restored to health, and was
able 10 take up my studies which Z had
been forced to drop. There is nothing
better than Peruna 10 build up the
system. "-.-CIementina Gonzales.
Address The Peruna Medicine Co,
Of Columbus, Ohio. for instructive free
literature on catarrh
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
Question Of Jolly.

From the Washington Star.
The road to mans heart lies
through his stomach Senator Brice is
quoted as having once said" remarked
a well known naval officer at the Eb-
bitt today, lately home from foreign
station.
And that aphorism cannot find more
fitting application than in the navy"
continued the officer. "a commissary
steward who is good jollier can do
more to make the rank and file of the
ships men satisfied with navy rations
than the most diplomatic efforts on the
part of the commanding officer. This
question of feeding the men is often
the source of great annoyance to a we'll
intending officer. have been assigned
to ships where kicks over the food
became so serious and menacing that
the captain was forced to appoint a
board of inquiry to look after the mat
ter. Our best efforts often failed to
trace the real cause, and we We're dis
posed to think that the whole trouble
was largely imaginary. However, be
as it may on board of ships where
the comnissary steward is a close, or
even superficial, student of human ma
ture it can be seen that the men in
dulge in remark ably little of that
grumhling over the food. l had good
have just returned home in. The COM
miSsaiy steward was a big, good nat
ured lrishman, ever ready to see the
brighter side of things, and always had
on tap a witty, entertaining story. He
was very popular With the men, and,
iii fact. popular with the officers, too.
Every day Just before meal time he
could be seen going among the men.
slapping one or more of them on the
back, snifing the air as ii he smelled
something good to eat nearby, and at
the same time making funny facial
contortions. He would follow this up
by saying: Well, boys, line up for
the best meal you ever had in your
life
Same old story. I suppose-salt
horse and biscuits one of them would
interrupt.
Not on your life he would go on.
Couldn't be better at home. Fr!casse
of spring lamb and dumplings, mashed
with champagne sauce, and if you're
real good. I'll have d bottle of your
favorite brand served up.
Now can you beat that for swell
serNice?' he would end up.
This whole recitation would sound
SO homogeneous TO the rest of the crew
that it could not fail to appeal to their
sense of humor. The result would be
that when they filed down to mess
call there wouldn't be one among them
who had nerve enough to kick at any
thing.
After ALL" unused the officer thought
fully, what is better in life than a
little we'll directed Jolly? We all of US
at some time fall to its subtle influence,
the high and The low, the meek and the
mighty
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
wil,ino to obyioe.

From the Chicago Tribune.
Would you marry a man in whose
family there was consumption he
asked, just because he couldn't think
Of anything else to say.
'Gh, didn't know amy of your peo-
Pile had ever had it," She answered If
you wish, / can get ready by Saturday
night, so that we can take advantage
of the excursion rates TO Colorado"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
sAeY CAME NEAR DYING

From an Awful Skin Humour-
Scratched Till Blood Ran-Wasted to
Extraordinarily Cured by Cuti-
cura.
when three months old my boy
broke out with an itching. watery rash
all Ger his body, and he would scratch
till Tie blood ran. We tried nearly
everything, but he grew worse. vast
ing to skeleton. and we feared he
would die. He slept only when in our
arms. The first application of Cutcura
soothed him SO that he slept i'll his
cradle for the first time in many weeks.
You don't know how glad l was. One
set of the Cuticura Remedies made A
complete-liM permanent cure (SigneD
Mrs. M. G. Maitland. Jasper, Ontario.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
In a Pinch, Use AlIen'. Foo,-,.ase.

powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
the feet Cures Corns, Bunions Swollen.
Sore, Hot. Callous. Aching Sweating feet
and 1ngrowng Nails Aliens Foot Ease
makes new tight shoes easy. Sold by
ali Druggists and Shoe Stores, 2Jc. Sample
LIE Roy, N. y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31

We'll, Emmy, what does your ma
want today?"
Please, sir, ma wants an eggs worth
of molasses," carefully placing a large
white egg on the counter
A little molasses was poured out and
the cup set before the customer.
Mr.. Sniff she said, as she took her
purchase, TN be BACK in little. uhile
for some ginger. Ma said to tell you
the black hen was on."-Harper's Mag
:IZine
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31

ManY curious instances of old laws
may stu be found in England. In Ches-
ter the man who fails to raise his hat
when funeral is passing becomes
liable by an old law to be taken before
magistrate and imprisoned.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31

IN life when woman'S great change
may be expected.
These symptoms are all just so many
calls from nature for help. The nerves
are CRYING out for assistance and the
cry should be needed in time.
Lydia e. Pinkhaln's Vegetable Com
pound was prepared to meet the needs
of woman's system at this trying
period of her life. 1t invigoratcs and
Strengthens the female organism and
builds np the weakened nervous system.
1t has carried thousands of women
safely Through this crisis.
For special advice regarding this inn
portant period women are invited to
write TO Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
and it will be furnished absolutely free
of charge.
Read what Lydia E. Pinkham's Com
pound did for Mrs. Hyland and Mrs.
llinkle:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
~ had been suffering with falling Of the
womb for years and was passing through the
Change of Life. My womb was badly swo'-
len; my stomach was sore: had dizzy spells.
sick headaches and was very nervous.
lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Con
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
Some Famous Gian4a

Following is the height of some famous
giants:
John Middleton. Lancashire. England. 8
feet 3 inches
Patrick cotter. the Irish giant" 8
feet inches
Charles Eyrne. Ireland, feet inches.
Big Sam. porter Of Prince of Wales
George IV.). 5 feet
Robert Hales, I feet inches.
Chang Woo Cow, feet
The Amazon Queen" feet inches.
Joseph Winkelmaier. feet 8 inches.
Elisabeth Lyska Gagged ~, 6 feet inchea
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
Takes EN- Four waxs.

In Cripple Creek hotel is a notice
which reads: 'Boarders taken by the day,
week or month Those who DO no, pay
promptly will be taken by the neck"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
A Nice Point

Yonkers Statesman: Bacon-Russia and
Japan both desire peace. do they not?
Egbert-Yes.
Bacon-Well. what remains to be de-
cided?
Egbert-which will give the biggest
piece
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31

Exchange: Mamnla-Of course you
said, "Oh, this is so sudden" when
Tom finally proposed.
Daughter-No; l fully intended to.
but l was so excited l forgot and ex-
claimed, AT last!''
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
A Successor to Daniel Webster.

From the st. PauI DISPATCH.
Senator Bailey will find his relations
with Senator Lodge very strained. An
swering lament Of the decadence Of
southern craftsmanship he said
Zone of the senators who were to make
the trip to the Portland exposition came
to me and insisted that the s., 600, TO which
had the appropriations cut was not
enough. ] said:
IF were as rich as you are. l would
pay my own expenses. That senator was
the successor of Daniel Webster
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
Natures Heart.

From Puck.
SIS it lively out here?"
Sure, the old residents won't associate
with the summer cottagers: the cottagers
detest the campers; the campers loathe
the excursionists."
"And the cxcursionists?"
'They hate each other
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31

Two bottles Of Piso's Cure for Con.
sumption cured me of terrible cough
Fred Hermann. 200 Box avenue, Buffalo.
n Y Sent "a 1901
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-08-31
Truth Comes Out.

81 had lsnamnatory Kheumoti.r. but / ss, wesl
Jow, thanks to DIR. David Kennedys Fuvo,i,e L.mnav
les iny best friend" Garrett Lansing. Troy, II, Y