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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

In England the upper class CANDLES
but docs not drink; the middle class
drinks. but does not gamble. and the
lower class both drinks and gamblcs
II IL characteristic circumstance that
the upper class makes laws TO prevent
the lower class from gambling and that
the lower class Is In favor of leglsla.
tion TO prevent the upper class from
drinking.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10
Thc Ern of Noise.

What an age OF noise this Is, D.
you know any single human being who
IS capable of being silent for an hour
at a stretch? | know two. and | value
them according to their rarity. Not
only does everybody talk, but almost
everybody talks loud. went into a
shop the other day, and the clattcr OF
conversation sounded as though the
place were full Of people Yet all the
noise was produced ny three indyid
uals Why should they shout?-Lon
don Truth
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10
SfrNnUfh In Num hera-

Fuddy-The Widow Jinks has four
marriageable daughters, and every one
OF them is engaged. What do you
think of that?
Duddy-That n woman who has to be
mother -in-law to four men can't be very
Objectionable to any one OF them. Her
know. 10 be rigidly discharged
ton Transcript
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THE scheme of rewarding political
workers with official positions at the
public expense has worked fairly well
in this state. II is a matter of some
doubt, however, if the various owns
will stand by and see their probate
business put in the hands of five pro-
bate district judges at good, fat salaries.
The play may be good one from a
party stand point, but it is likely to
run against trouble before it becomes a
la-
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

"what il the chief product Of the
United Statcsg" asked the teacher in n
European school
And without hesitation tie bright
pupil replied:
money. y."-Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

A woman from the cornfed state Of
Iowa says that the average man can
live OH nine cents day. In these days
of high price food products, the above
is an interesting fact to know.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THR Rhode Island Citizens Union may
not accomplish anything in the way
of political reform, but it certainly has
made at least a good base hit i'll the
first innings, Whether the run will be
scored remains to be seen. The coach
ing is surely good.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

IT looks as though the next four years
of the Roosevelt administration would
be a history making period. He is far
from being Franklin Pierce kind OF a
rresident
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

"Let me see. a cynic is man who II
tired Of the world. Is he nctT' the
young student of language asked.
"No. no. my child" replied the know
ing tutor. - cynic IL man OF whom
the world II tired. Pick Me-Up.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

A southern exchange says that Sena-
tor Tillman's physician has ordered him
tolgo to some place where he can obtain
perfect quiet. 1t is hard to imagine the
place being very quiet after Tillman
arr;yae
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THE Rhode Island Agricultural Col
lege at Kingston wants an appropria-
ton from the General Assembly TO
build some green houses. 1t look like
a very modest and reasonable request.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10
Resolve In the wrons Place.

'T'll take no chances" declared the
young man firmly.
Did this.cause the people to commend
him as a prudent young fellow?
No.
You see. IL was at a church fair that
he made the statement Post
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

She Darling. we must elope. He
But surely your father has no objec-
tlons to She None whatever. He
suggested II. In fact lie says Il will
be cheaper Ledger.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10
n Ouuht To.

McFlub-l see French scientist IL
advocating the wearing of wooden
clothes. How do you think a wooden
suit would lookl Slecth-R Rather knob
by.-Louisvillc Courier Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10
Great Inducements.

oyer FIFTEEN. the clothlcr, Is advei
Using n silk umbrella with each twent
dollar overcoat he sells Mrs. oyer
That's nothing. Bloom. the florist. |
giving away the earth with each plan
he SellS.-Chicago News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THE Rhode Island General Assembly
is about to tackle the Judiciary act.
The members. will go about it with all
the appearance of being equal to the
Anc
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

Caule-I've got a dandy idea for q
girls secret society. Belle-A secre,
society! DO you think Il would be
practicall Carrie Surely. We wouldn't
keep secrets; we'd swap them.-Puck.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

ANDREW CARNEGIE is said to have
simply glanced at Mrs. Chadwick as he
entered the court room at Cleveland.
Possibly that one look had volumes OF
meaning
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THB exit OF winter is due Oh March
2oth according to the almanac, but 1t
looks as though traces might hnger
some days after that date.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THERE is no use crying over unspilled
water any more than spilled milk, but
this year we have got to worry along
without January thaw.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

PHILADELPHIA has become so politi-
cally corrupt, that almost any other city
seems angelic when the comparison IS
a.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

NORWAY and Sweden should get a
few points from the Rhode Island di-
vorce law, and perhaps an amicable
separation would result.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

WITH its cartoons and other funny
things the staid old Journal will soon
rank with Puck and Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

There be two individuals who cannot
b reasoned with-a girl in love and
man who is determined to run for ~
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10
4 Favorits Remedy fSr Babies.

Its pleasant taste ssd prsoos esrss
have made hamberiain's Cough Remedy
a ts,ori,e with the mothers of sm,ll chill
dren. II quielly esres their cough: and
colds ana prevents any danger Of pneu.
monia or other serious consequences.
I, no, only cure. erosp, bu, ~hen given
ss ,oon as the eroupy eosgh sppes, ~il |
prevent The attack.
For sale BY b. A. Smith. Olneyville; W.
Dunning x Bro. Manton avenue; Par.
hers drug store, Olneyville. N. r. Reinsr'
Ceatesdsle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THE inauguration celebration paid a
profit of $1,000, so that it was success
also from commercial point OF view.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THE Westerly Sun says Don't over
look the signs of spring" There isno
particular danger
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

II Is better TO be able to appreciate
the things we cannot have than to have
things we are unable to appreciate
Anon
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

VICE President Fairbanks must realize
what thing it is to play second fiddle
TO a man like Roosevelt.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THE Panama Canal is going to be q
hard old dig.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

NATURALLY the grass widow finds the
hayseed an easy victim.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

RAPID transit in New York is little
less rapid Just at present
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

IT is not likely there are many Rus
slams generals, who are really banker
ing after Kuropatkin's job.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

The miserablest day we live there Is
many n better thing to do than de
DALEY.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

THE gas is being turned on in Boston
so to speak.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-10

concurren, ensctmsn,s could be adopted
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21

Harvard and Pennsylvania alike have been under extraordinary ex penses during the last two years for the establishment of their athletic fields. The stadium at Cambridge and the structures at Franklin field, Phila' delphia, are concededly the finest of their kind in existence, and each cost in the neighborhood of half million dollars.
 In examining into the things for which money Is expended the list fur. nished by Yale last year is fairly typical This shows that railroad fare for the season cost $3,330; hotels and meals, S5,360; merchandise and sporting goods, $3,735; shoes and re pairs, $1.065; training table, $1.831; printing and stationery, $635; stenog. raphy, typewriting and clerical serv' ices, $1.925; carriages, S790; coach's expenses, $940; freight, expfesS and carriage, $45; press clippings, $25; rub bers, $575; doctors and medicines $450; referees, timekeepers, etc, $4S5; labor and material at field, $8,SS0' trophies, $120. and legal advice, $365 a total of $25,556.
 It is more than likely that the cur. rent season will see big increase in the above amounts. Princeton and Harvard are especially likely to plunge in for big sums. These colleges are anxious to make up for their defeat at the hands and feet of Yale and are prepared to spend money right and left in order to make success possible.
 The sums mentioned above are those spent by the larger colleges. In pro portion the smaller ones are equally lavish. It took an offer of $4,000 a year to take Coach Glenn Warner from Carlisle to Ithaca, and Coaches New ton and Bull. who look after the foot ball fortunes of Lafayette and Lehigh, get in the neighborhood of $3,O00 each. Chicago Is very liberal to Coach Stagg.
 But there seems to be no check to ''frenzied football" for as long as the pigskin knights do battle the cost of war must be borne.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
THE CRIDlRON
SHOULD BE GOOD
 CONTESTS TO-DAY

The football schedule for to-day teens with goods things, games which give promise of close and spirited struggles. Some of the big elevens will be tried out as they have not been this season and that they realize this is shown by the hard and secret work they have been getting this week. Columbia went behind closed gates for her game with Amherst. Harvard did likewise for the annual battle with the soldiers, Yale locked the gates preparatory to the Pennsylvania State game and Princeton followed in suit in anticipation of stubborn struggle with Lafayette. The Pennsylvanians will meet the Brown university eleven and will be satisfied with a victory, however close, as the Brunonians have played fast and consistent football since the season began. These games will not supply all of the entertain ment. The Syracuse Colgate game is likely to be hummer and is attrac- ting its share of attention. Carlisle vs Dickinson. Lehigh vs Franklin and Marshall. Williams vs Dartmouth, An napolis ys North Carolina, Wesleyan vs New York university, Chicago cs Wisconsin, Michigan vs Nebraska all these make rich menu of gridiron edibles.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
HoLYoKE IN PARADE.

The Holyoke Connecticut league champions will take part In the big baseball parade in Philadelphia Mon- day night ih honor of the Philadelphia Athletics, winners of the American league pennant. Jess M. FryslnRer, manager Of the champions, has ac- eepted the special invitation
 The directors of the Holyoke base ball club will be invited to take part but it ls doubtful whether any will i.e able 10 visit the Quaker city. Upon Manager Frysinger's acceptance of the invitation. the committee in charge composed of Philadelphia newspaper men. offered to provide a big auto for the Holyoke players. 4 huge trans pareucy will be painted and will give the sightseers information regarding Hoiyoke's great team.
 All clubs fron the state of Delaware and the clty of Chester win enter an- der charge of Manager FrTsinTer. the former Hoiyoke manager having been seIecfed for the position of marshal Of the dirisio1 coutainlnf one biz dele eztion Of clubs. The parade is expect-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
TEN YARD ADVANCE.

Walter Camp, Yale's guide, philoso- pher and friend, was in New York yesterday on his way to Canada where he went by invitation to see two of the best Canadian teams play today. The Canadians play a game which is the Rugby game with American varia tions, and they also use the ten yard rule, which was Mir Camps pet meas ure last winter to make our game more open and which was not adopt ed by the rules committee. The rule requires 10-yard advance instead of five in four downs to retain possession of the ball, and Mir Camp expects to get a practical demonstration of it's virtues to-day. Football teams could make more ground under a ten yard rule by runs in the open if they tried them oftener than they think they could" said he yesterday, land it may be that we will come to a rule re- quiring an advance of fifteen yards in four downs. As it is now, if anybody wants to see open play all he has to do is to come to New Haven. We have had a good deal of open play in our games, and the fact is that there are just as many long runs in football nowadays as there ever were. The old graduates who come back for one or two games and deplore the scarcity of long runs forget that when they were students they saw a whole season of games instead of one or two, and nat urally saw more long runs than are to be found in a single game or in two games. There are too many good points in football for the game to be killed and it will continue to survive and be popular"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
NIAGARA LOCAL BOYS.

Waterbury boys are well represent ed on the Niagara university football team this season. Joe Walsh and John Ryan of last years High school team are playing fine game, the former at end and the latter at quarterback. Tom McGrath, the old High school player is doing excellent work at tackle while John McGrath Is putting up game of the first caliber at left half. The team is one of the best that has represented the university in some time and has been defeated only once during the season. University of Roch- ester scalped it by the score of 10-5. John Moran. the well known baseball star, is captain of the coming sea- sons hockey team.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
THE DIAMOND.
CONN LEAGUE
 MEETING
Waterbury is Likely and and neriden is Wobbly- Pat Powers Resigns as President of the Eastern League.

Springfield, Oct 21-The annual fall meeting of the Connecticut league will Do held in this city Monday upon in- vitation of Manager Dan O'Neil. own CT of the Springfield club. Circuit plans will be discussed and Water bury is expected to have representa- tion in the gathering. The meeting is called for 2 o'clock in the Nelson ho- tel.
 Although thus far the name of Frank Fitzpatrick has not been mer- toned in connection with the new movement in Waterbury for the estab- lishment of Connecticut league club there, 1t is not unlikely that the inves- tors in the franchise will engage the former Springfield and Holyoke cap tain as the playing manager of the team. Until Waterbury finds an open ing via which the city can enter the circuit, plans for the actual manage ment of the team will have to be shelved.
 A majority vote is required to ratify any transfer of franchise. Meriden is wobbly and the fans in that city have not thus far shown much interest in plans for 1906. Realizing that it Is necessary to have decision ready for Monday, some of the Meriden directors are now engaged in sounding public opinion regarding backing the club next season. Present indications point to the admission of Waterbury through acquiring the Meriden franchise. Wa terbury is already alive with interest in plans for next season.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
Great ROseben.
D. c. JObnson's Son of Ben Strome Season's Leading
 Sprintsr.

The American turf may well be proud of Roseben, the fleet and sturdy son of Ben Strome and Rose Leaf, who has been retired for the season after breaking the record for six furlongs, with 40 pounds up, and winning eight. cen out of twenty-five reces, running second in five and third in two. One of the greatest thoroughbred sprinters that have ever been seen in the United States. where the greatest sprinters are developed, be may be acclaimed the champion of all as tlve-year-old.
 Turfmen of forty years experience cannot remember greater sprinter than Roseben.
 Reliable, last seasons star, could not compare with him, and Chuctanunda and Voter, previous champions at the same game. did nothing to entitle them to a ranking with the new record holder. Both were fair weight carriers of great speed, but Roseben is a mar vel in both ways, and it is doubtful if bis equal has been or ever will be seen.
 There Is none of the imperiousness of the average thoroughbred about Roseben despite his greatness.
 In the paddock and on bis way to the post he is a model of propriety. and bis demeanor while waiting for start is absolute perfection.
 Starter Cassidy proclaims him the best natured and most intelligent post
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
HEAR THIS KNOCK.

Meriden, about to succumb, has one last kick at Waterbury, her old rival, as the following article from the Meri- den Record will show:
 "Meriden's base ball franchise is on the market and will probably be dis posed of to Waterbury men ait the meeting next Monday of the directors of the Connecticut base ball league. Fred c. Borst spent part of Friday looking for subscribers, but was un- successful. Messrs A. S. Thomas and William H. Lyon hold the franchise and will probably let it go at the very first opportunity. It is understood they have received an offer from Messrs Tracy and Kennedy, former owners of the Hartford team. All the Meriden players have been reserved for next season.
 There seems to be very little chance now of Meriden having a team in 190d It is possible that some person well supplied with cash may come forward and offer a thousand or two to keep a team in this city, though. it Is hard work at this time to say whether there is such person within a radius of ten miles of Meriden.
 Tt is generally conceded that base ball was killed in Meriden by the dis continuance of Saturday games. This was usually the best paying day of the week. If Meriden could have a game every Saturday the receipts would warrant a team next year, the fans claim. There are number of people who doubt very much If Wa, terbury will support a team if they get one. Base ball has never paid in that city anywhere near as well as it has in Meriden.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21

record for | mile over circular track in :3T 2-5. Roseben unfortunately is not milor. His capacity Is six fur longs, although he might possibly go seven in first class company. But Dick Welles in his palmiest days could hard ly have carried ten pounds over the scale and run as fast as Roseben does nearly once week.
 Roseben will not be seen at the races again this season. D. c. Johnson, his owner, believes he has done all that can reasonably be asked of any horse for one year, and he comedies Mir. vos- burgh's inability to keep weight off him in handlcaps. He has earned the penalty of greatness, but will not be asked to carry any greater weight im- posts than he has already shouldered. Should q condition race be placed on any programme suitable for the horse he may be brought out for 1t. Roseben is geldlng and will, therefore, be kept at racing for as many years as he holds his form.
 Beldame, one of the greatest race mares ever seen on the American turf, has finally been sent into retirement. She was shipped recently to August Belmont's nursery stud in Kentucky. She win be mated with Meddler next spring. In her racing career Beldame won nearly S1o0.000. and her victories Include some of the most important races on the Jockey club tracks. Last season as q three-year-old she was practically inyincible, losing only two races out of thirteen. Her greatest honor this year was the winning of the Suburban handicap.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
MUD RUNNERS AT JAMAICA.
Garden City Stakes Won by Grenade
 at to 1.

at 6 to 1.
 NEW YORK, Oct. 21.-Mud runners were in demand at Jamaica, and three favorites won. The Garden City selling stakes, the feature of the card, resulted In the defeat of the heavily played fla vorite, Woodsaw, the winner being Grenade, backed down from to to 0 to 2. Woodsaw and D'Arkle ran close together for three-quarters of a mile. when Sewell let Grenade down and. taking the lead, won easily by four lengths.
 Czaraphine, who was a heavily back ed favorite in the first race, was left at the post. Summaries:
 First Raee.-Lochinvar first; Ral- bert. second; Emergency, third.
 Second Race.-Spring. first; Jocund, second; Cederstrome, third.
 Third Race.-Lotus, first; VI O, sec ond; Yalagal. third.
 Fourth Race.-Grenade, first; DAT kle, second: Oarsman, third.
 Fifth Race.-Baron Esher, first; Lin dale, second: Sam H. Harris, third. Sixth Raee.-Caprice. first; Hammer away, second; PeepIng Tom, third.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
PLAYER A POLICEMAN.

Walter Hartley, outfielder, pitcher and utility star of the champion Holy oke baseball team, is to become po- llceman. Hartley will join the Phila- delphia force Monday and will be on duty until time for another baseball season to begin. The player has had an application in for several weeks, and he had passed the written and physical examinations. Yesterday an- nouncement was made that Hartley had been appointed His work as a patrolman begins the same day that Philadelphia celebrates the baseball victory of the Athletics in winning the American league pennant.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
kaiser wul No, ch.IIerr.,

NEW YORK, Oct 21.-Emperor- VII liam will not challenge for the Ameri. ca's cup next year. and no other Ger man will try Co capture the famous trophy. All the reports to the effect that challenge would come from Ger many and the intimation that the kaiser would be the one to issue it were dlspelied by Herr BaIlin- who arrived h this country on the Amerika. Herr Ballin is the kzisers personal ysehting rsDrsssutztiya
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
CorneII,s Eleven.

Glenn Warner. at Cornell. has lot of men to draw from for his eleven. Many are of last years team, but some of the best are those who enter college this fall. The veterans were light men. Ut the prep" school players have the relght, and Warner will be able to lace on the gridiron formidable elev- T for the championship games.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
clapp Won eoIf ch.mpi...h,,.

wOLLAST0N. Mass. Oct 2l.-Ed- ward A clapp. 1906. captain of the Williams team, won the New England Intercollegiate championship at the wollaston course by defeating Ardo W. Mitchell 1907, who played No. 1 on the same team. in a hard fought thirty six hole match by the score of 1 up.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-21
Eddie DaId. Auto Raoer.

lfcruer Cycling Champion Eddie
 'ald, who as an auto racer scored an tlnlost unbroken string of victories in 'ill climbs and track races this year. says that be will surely be in the iaeing game next season with a ma. chine in which be can twin sitting CD and back pedaling.R