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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25

of a man. whose heart is brimming over with pride for his country and desire | to shake the hand of the chief execu- | tive getting within the proper distance | to shoot accurately or seho "cli ui- rected stab into him.
 HSr poosevelt recognizes that his po- sition denands that he must be carelul' Fveryone knows of the courage ot tne cowboy President, but recognizing nle m sition. he submits willingy to the manner Tn which he is hustled about py these young men. Yesterday morning when the tram stonned at the union railway station tbe first man to get off was Paul Rap mort. special agent of the Louisville ana Nashville Railroad, who was detalleu hv his company to watch the President during his ride on that line. me next man was his co-laborer H. B. Wright Following them came Frank Tyree,
 dressed in a Prince Albert, gray trous- CTS. patent leather shoes and a hlgh l hat. He does not look unlike the Pres l ident, After Tyree came the Presl-
 dent and soon after came sloan. one
 of the secret service men in the party
 was disabled and his place was ably filled by R. H. Hazard or the Fuoiish- CTS Press Association.
 | The carriage of the President and the driver were inspected and then Tyree took his seat on the box with the exec rtive Sloan walked at one of the
 rear wht els of the carriage and Hazzard
 at the other. No unknown person was allowed to get within the danger line | If anybody attempted to. he would have | received a welt on the jaw or something verse In fact one man, James Cad | den of Pike Road. di feel the weight of the service men" when he went to the l Presidents carriage on Court Street,
 nea- the Square and tried to shake hands with the President. Tyree drew 4 leather billet from underneath the folds of his coat, it flashed in the sun, land from the box where Tyree sat, 1t | descended sharply upon the head of the | enth dsiastic Pike Road citizen. In a
 second HazZard had laid hands upon
 Gaddens and he was pushed violently I into the crowd.
 At the Capitol. the President was sur
 rounded by the service men" and un-
 der their guidance he was conducted to
 his seat They form about the execu- | tive very much after the fashion of a l formidable football interference. They
 form a human bulwark of protection.
 Throughout his speech, Tyree and
 Sloan keput their eyes fastened on the
 throng. Happy to relate, nothing but 1 good humor wls noticeable. One en-
 terprising photographer WIS ordered to
 move as quick as he adjusted his cam era.
 No sooner had the exercises closed
 than the secret service men were
 around the President again. So eager
 were they that the President had to
 break from them to accept the bale
 of cotton tendered by the Alabama Cot
 ton Growers Association.
 When the depot, MT. Roosevelt ex-
 pressed d desire to shake hands with
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
SECRET SERVICE MEN
EVERY PRECAUTION TAKEN FOR
 SAFETY OF PRESIDENT.
xorn,ed Human Wall Around MT. ROOse- welt Every Time He Was Threht- ened by a CrowS-Handlcd
 One Citizen.

pYesident Roosevelt is said to be one of the best physical men in the entlre country, whose Chief Executive he IS. He knows no little of boxing. and is q nrotirient student of both American wrestling and jiu jitsu. He is an ex- cellent revolver shot and could take care of himself in d rife duel with a Kentucky mountaineer.
 Such d man, it is reasonable to sup pose, can take care of himself and yet it was noticed yesterday that MT Roosevelt was handled almost as d nursc handles child by number Of vounr men, who receive good salaries from I-ncle Sam for doing this work.
 I;ncle sam is not fond of spending money foolishly. Far from it and there is no shadow of doubt that these vounr men earn their salaries. Were President Roosevelt the physical equal of Jaffries; had he the knowledge of hoxing of Tim Corbett: could he put the shouIders of the Terrible Turk to the mat and break the Jaw bone Of Haga- sako; if he was able to pull gun and fire as effectively as Wild Bill Hickock and had Johnny Baker beat with a Winchester, all these things would avail him nothing should some fanatic unseen take a pot shot at him or eN- nlode a dynamite cartridge under his carriage.
 Anl to prevent these things is the duty of those well dressed young hen' who handled the President SO carefully yesterday. They are the stars of the secret service of Uncle Sam Let it not he supposed that Frank Tyree and J. sloan. who were detailed for the duty yesterday are respectively a Sherlock Holmes or a Lecoc. It is extremely | doubtful T Tyree ever noticed how deep the butter knife has sunk in the dairy product and he has no outward | signs of being d dope fiend. It is like | Iy, that Sloan has never uttered the words ''oh. oh. oh.' in three distinci tones of voice as Gaboriau's hero was | wont to GO.
 Bit these young men keep the closes kind of watch on the President and ev' erybody about him. They are brimfu of suspicion and do not relish the Ides
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25

the members of the Harvard Club. Ty- rec and Sloan again formed their inter- ference and but one man at a time could get near the President.
 When MT. Roosevelt reached the cli- max of enthusiasm, just before the train was about to pull out and began shak- ing hands promi 5cuously, these young men actually snatChed him from the crowd and by main force hauled him into his car.
 Tyree was q member of Roosevelt's regiment and has recently been appoint a United States Marshal in West Vir- ginia.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
Amerlca's Biggest Battleshir

Washington. Oct. 24.-Tho battleship Rhode Island which is being construct cd by the Fore Works at Quincy, Mass, according to information received at the Navy Department, has nearly reached the point of completion and was scheduled to undergo the builders trial today. The Rhode Island has a normal displacement of 14.94s tons, which is considerably in excess of that of any American battleship now in commission.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
Raron sternherR Returnine.

Bremen, Oct. 24-The North German Lloyd steamer Kaiser Wilhelm II whlch sailed from here today for New fork' had among her passengers the Ger rnldh man Amhassador to the United States, Baron Speck von Sternberg. Mme. Gadsky and Jean Gerardv. the violinist.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
SEE. THEM ALI TONIGHT.

Peterson Brothers, premier acrobntS, Th> Powders in their high-class gym nastic performances; Auman. the slack wire artist; Ziegler. the great cOntor- tionist. and Ycttn. the Vicnnese Dam suese, and her iithsOme ballet, in the Siege and Fall of Port Arthur Spectacle,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
Advance in Price of OH.

Beaumont, Texas. Oct. 24.-An ad- vance in the price of oil was posted by the Texas Company today as follows: Sour Lake, 43 cents; Saratoga, 35 cents; Babon, 34 cents; Humble. 36 cents The price of Humble oil represents the highest paid since the field opened
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
Death of pr. R. ,. Buist.

Nashville. Tenn. Oct. 24.-Dr. R. J. Buist. one of the most eminent physi- clans of the alopath school in the South, died at his home in this city this morning. Dr. Buist was a surgeon in tho Confederate army. and was widely known.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
SEE THEM ALL TONIGHT.

Peterson Brothers, premier acrobats; Tue Powders In their higb-ciass gym uastlc performances; Auman, the slack wire artist; ZieEIer, the great contor- tlOuist, and Netta. the Vfennese Dan" aueee, and her IithsOmc ballet, In the Siege and Fall of Port Arthur SpectacIc.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
Rlue Rihhnn Man

A telegram received by The Adver- tiser last night read: Blue Ribbon won 2:25 pace in 2:13 1-4, Will s. Web ber" Blnue Ribbon is one of the horses Fred Newell took up to Bir- mingham and the Montgomery horses are performing most creditably.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
Notice 10 Contractors.

October l9. 1905. Bids for the construction of $10,- 000.00 Opera House. and $20,000O DO Hotel to be located at Florala, Alaba- ma, will be opened November Is. 1905. Privilege. reserved to reject any and all bids. Plans and specifications. Lockwood Bros. Architects. Columbus. Ga.
 LAKE JACKSON HOTEL co. I5t Florala. Ala.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
Groves

Groves
 e-Entire-Famly- Baby-to-Gr Grandmother Chill Tonic
 The taseess and acceptable form of Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic makes it adaptable to the youngest infant or delicate female while it's superior strength in eliminating and tonic properties makes it equally effective for the adult of robust constitution.
 Drives Out Malaria and Builds Up the System Sold by all dealers for 27 years. Price 50 cents,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
CUT FLOWERS.

We make a speciality of fine funeral flow CTS. wedding hoquets and decorations TOT afI occasions. We solicit your patronage and guarantee satisfaction.
 S. B. STERN & CO. Etore 'phone Is Green houses. 1901.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
FUNERAL NOTICE.

The relatives and friends of Mir. Charles (. Copeland and of his brother. Robt H. Copeland are respectfully invited to attend the funeral services of the former this "Wednesday morning at 10 o'clock from Tices funeral parlor.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25

THE FIREWORKS TONIGHT. will he especially attractive--doDt fall to sec then, in the Siege and Fall of Fort Arthur Spectacle.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25

THE FIREWORKS TONIGHT. will he especially attractive--dOn't fnII to see them in the Siege and Fall of Port Arthur Spectacle.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25

NO DELAY TONIGHT iu the Siege and Fall of Port Arthur Spectacle. Band concert at 7;30; per- fOrmance begins at Si15.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25

THE FIREWORKS TONIGHT. will he especially attrRctive-don't fail to sec them in the Siege and Fall of Fort Arthur Spectacle.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
GSPECIAL;O kNoTICESJ
FUNERAL NOTICE.

The friends of pr. c. T. weatherly and family, MT. Jas. weatherly and F. C. weatherly are respectfully invited to at tend the funeral of the former from the residence of F. c. weathery is Sayre street, at 10:30 o'clock this morning.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25
In Interest of Humanity.

But there are other aud even higher reasons that entitle 1t to our support In the interest of humanity, of justice and of protection. every white man
 in America, no matter where he lives, should try to help the negro to help himself. It is in the interest and for the protection of the white man to see | that the negro is educated. It is not l only the duty of the white man. but | 1t Is to his inter st to see that the negro | is protected in property. in life and in all his legal rights
 "Every time a law is broken, every | individual in the community has the
 moral tone of his life lowered. Law | lessness in the Tinted States is not con | fined to any one section: lynChing Is | not confined to any one section: and | there is perhaps no body of American | citizens who have deserved so well of | the entire Anne rican people as the pub | lie men. the publicist, the clergvmen. | the countless thousands of high minded | private citizens who have done such | heroic work in the South in arousing 2 1 public opinion against 1awlessness in All it's forms and especially against
 VI very earnestly hope that their example will count in the North as
 well as in the South. for there are just as great evils to be warred again st in one region of our country as in lauother, though there are not in ali
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-25

seTwo old Cronies" at the BijOu The ntre tonight. Are you wises
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
The Confession of Eli Diddunt.

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cameo Of he ew
the weather began have been reminded each day by
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window
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Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
Little Henr:y'S Slate.

thumb held mouth that long and half
finished would fit the window for which designed Here
a
Of
he be for
neghbors
artists After all had dragged window plant the
doing A
| ew
waited until the busiy
swelling vsby under the shower compliments that
window
m be o
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
FAMILIAR QUOTATION.

The poets have sung the praises or dspraises
of almost every bird and beast" stated the pro-
fessor of literature, with the exception Of the
humble mule. 1t is strange, is it not, that this
faithful. patient long suffering beast Of burden
has not been used a theme? The horse is the
central thought in many
But the mule has been used as the inspiration
for one Of the best known poems in the English
language" interrupted the member of the
class.
Indeed?' asked the professor May request
you to inform of that poem?'
Yes, sir. II is Annie Laurie
Annie Laurie?"
Yes sir. The first line says that Marvellous
braes bonny. I presume MaNwclton is the
name of Annies mule"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
SURE.

"Ive invented a very
useful article. said the
man with the long hair
and the collarless shirt.
" Why don't you get it
on the market?' asked the
man with the polka dot
vest.
" Can't think of a good
name for the thing. Want
a name that will at once
suggest its nature and use,
and at the same time will
be catchy and easily re-
remembered"
What is the invention?"
It's a small contrivance
which you fasten to your
umbrella handle. and
which raises the umbrella
at the simple pressure Of
a button"
" Why, that's easy. Call
it an umbrellavator"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
NOT A GOOD SMILE.
nine to muffin

30, Miss Kazooper" said the youth who
determined to be gallant even if he burst a blood
vessel, your pink veil is becoming"
Is it?' asked Miss Kazooper, anguidy.
Indeed, yes / suppose you pink veil
for the that the fruit dealers fasten
pink gauze over the peaches they display to the
interested observers"
But" remarked Miss Kazooper turning with
a cold shoulder air, " those pink wells always
put over green peaches they not?"
And the youth who would be gallant afterwards
declared that it quite the suddenest cold wave
of the summer
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
Stingy.

There goes old Scrimpem Did you hear
what he did last fourth of july"
No" says the person who has to ask the
necessary question. What did he do last
fourth of July?"
Got some firecrackers for his children ana
made them shoot them off in a soundproof
box in the cellar. Said he wasn't going 10 be
so extravagant as to buy noise for all the
ne.ghbors"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
&c
HIS SYSTEM.

The maker Of proverbs
smiled happily as he bent
over his desk.
" This is simple, " he
unused. can take one
subject and work it up into
any number Of proverbs. "
So saying, he wrote:
Time is money"
Time flies"
Riches take wings"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

But" says the devoted wife, ! cannot under
stand why you need be fearfully jealous of
Mr.. Otherbow."
well, why doesn't he stop paying attentions
to you now that we married ;" asks the hus-
band. It's enough TO make jealous"
But. my dear, he just jealous of you
before married you
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

document would be filled out and ready to
be handed to the press long before this
They haven't all written their names to
il yet" explained the patriot who had come
out to get some fresh air.
Losing heart?'
No. Had to send for more ink. John
Hancock used up the last half of the bottle
for his signature"
No doubt when Rip Van Wrinkle woke from his
twenty years sleep his wife was stil talking about
how hard it was to get a cook.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
A Tip.

The person with the long hair and the fiov-
ing necktie sits at the table and reads and
rereads "a typewriter note
Finally he turns to The waiter who has
brought his luncheon and says:
Can't help feeling happy today, my man.
Just got note from an editor accepting the
first poem have ever sold"
Yes, sir" says the deferential waiter
Makes a man feel joyful-more than joy
full l can't describe the strange thrill Of ex-
ultation that possesses me"
Yes, sir? Something, I should presume C.
say, like pusson feels when he gets his first
tip"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
Historical.

And what other great event Of
the past happened on the fourth of
Llly?' asks the teacher.
The freckled boy in the rear seat
lifts his hand.
You may tell us, Freddie
De New Works beat de Phllies
nine to muffin"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

standing in front Of a show window trying
70 decide upon a white vest, near his home
he is ordered to go around the block by
third policeman who is guarding the fire lines
"a barn in an alley is burning; at his gate
he is met by the tax assessor. and when he
enters the house he is given a notice from the
health department TO cease throwing rubbish
in the alley.
Instead Of writing his address, he writes
a letter canceling the engagement.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
CONSIDERABLE.


the trolley audible
marks about end hogs the
a the person says suavely:
Pardon madam this acting
upon motives Of galantry.'
Gallanry! Humphw
o
unconscously place
where
refer her naudibIy al end seat oggess."
Saying which, he q the rolled silence
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
IN THE FUTURE.

interesting the this month";"
O
Oye
building, Of the
inauguration gardening,
them special articles the of the week"
Serials
Well youH bunch Of daily if that's
what
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

An ObSerVanf Man.

Now" said the architect " here are plans
and specifications for a neat and comfortable
suburban home that will cost $500"
4" / cant afford to put up any such house
a. that" says the caller.
But it only figures up to So, GOO"
know, but I've noticed such things and
don't feel able 10 attempt the erection Of a
$1,000 house when / only have $4,000 at my
disposal"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
COMPLETE.

What have you there?" we ask Of our
neighbor when we see him bringing home a
new piece Of machinery.
Another labor saving contrivance for the
house" he tells US.
Another? What can you possibly need?
Already you have winding clocks, self
lighting and feeding stoves, self-dustins fur
niture sef-making beds, and self-playing
Instruments, and goodness only knows how
many other self-operating things, from a
self-swinging hammock to a self-locking cell
lar door"
Yes but this is an automatic self-regu-
lating phonograph which will swear nuehtly
for me whenever any Of the other seh-oper-
aung machines gets out OF order"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
0-S-S+S
He Cancelled the Date.

his his mind
his talk
is
the stopped by policeman who makes him
sidewalk
poeman he merely
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

expected of a man
with the sun hitting
the back of his neck
at forty horse power.
perspiration running
into his eyes, and
strands of wire i'm
paling his finger
tips? Is II reasona-
BILE to think that he
will respond lightly
to the merry badi-
mage of the innocent
bystanders when.
under such circum-
stances, he whacks
his thumb with the
hammer? Not I'M
less he keeps his
thumb in his mouth
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
Ills .SLGN.IZLLRE.

What is the delay"
asked a reporter who was
waiting in the anteroom Of
independence hall while
the declaration Of indepen-
dence was being signed.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

But don't why need to study these problems
who sold his wheat for oneouh of what his
worth and from both sales he made profit $780, How
much and wheat did he SELF?
Of you can't the good of now Johnny. But
in later life these problems will all back you when you
realize how much they have helped you"
Well, papa do you remember the to this one2"
"Why-er-. Run along, child. Don't you 1
ing the paper?"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

No. patient inquirer When we refer
TO " the good old songs " we do not mean
the ones that were written two months
ago and became old two weeks since.
one Of the most popular conversation
alists we know hardly ever says much
more than You're looking mighty well
today
II a girl delights in driving nails.
painting fences, and doing other work
which usually is done by man. We say
she is unconventional; If a boy shows a
tendency to do embroidery. or even
plain sewing. we talk about sending him
to a sanatorium.
In the hands of a man entirely great
the pen is mghtier than the sword; and
in the hands Of a war correspondent the
typewriter is buster than a whole army.
Ever notice that when you go some
wuere to see the natural scenic wonders
of the place you find that the natives
have gone elsewhere to see something
that is not half SO attractive?
There are two varieties Of unhappy
married women. The first marries a
man for his money; the second for his
looks
When we want to let our whole heart
surge out i'm sympathy we turn the tide
Of our feelings toward the child who has
discovered that its parents expect it to
say bright things all the time.
Funny. isn't it. that a man with big
muscles in his arms can't even write a
letter without taking off his coat?
II the men who put in so much time
writing the declaration Of independence
had had their eyes open to the possibili-
ties Of this country they would have
pooled issues and organized a fireworks
trust
1t is just as patriotic to pay taxes as
to shoot frecrackors, but burning
money in fireworks makes more smoke
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

Hutty psyche knot.
Eight miles from the main
land. he day drawing to a close, no
food, no shelter, and no way of get
ting word to our friends How
were We to get that boat over the
yawning waste of water that sep.
arated us from shelter and COM
fort?'
But you are here now, so you
must have got the boat at last %
said the girl with the calm, self
controlled expression.
Well, after sizing up the situa
ton, we sat down and talked It
over"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

No patient inquirer. When we refer
to the good old songs " we do not mean
the ones that were written two months
ago and became old two weeks since.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

one Of the most popular conversation.
alists we know hardly ever says much
more than You're looking mighty wei
today"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

- man came along here n while
ago and said J looked good enough To
eat."
Well, II he eats you his future
happiness depends on how good he has
been"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

Yes" says the narrator Of the story, we
got into the boat and rowed out to the island,
eight miles away, and then we climbed up the
Hill to get the view. Along about noon we
went back to the beach, and to our consterna-
ton discovered that the boat had become
loose from its moorngs and had drifted
across the bay to the other side"
Wasn't that awful exclaimed the girl
with the sympathetic eyes.
Yes. There we were, eight miles from the
mainland with no means of communicating
with our friends"
Terrible" said the girl with the drop
stitch waist
What were we to do?''
What, indeed?" echoed the girl with the
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
UNCONVENTIONAL.

And viii darlng? whispered the hero
studied the then looked
undecided
will wait for me?' the hero begged
all stirred and fancy that the
glory the hoty
the Of
hands Of the world and then
his
of listen
wait a VIII heroine
the church with
take home It's shame
work after closing hours, isn't t?'
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
Lacked Sporting Blood.

tempus fugit ?" asked the
pessmistc face.
explained individual the
hies2 shifted the other Who the dickens time the
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

Optimism, reduced to first principles-having
your right leg cut of and glad it was not both
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09
Whats the old lady saying ?"

IF she knows any more about it than do
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

In the hands Of a man entirely great
the pen is mightier than the sword; and
in the hands Of a war correspondent the
typewriter is buster than whole army.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

the
a
a n
hon at a SmndAN clnnl nrnic
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

Ever notice that when you go some
wuere to see the natural scenic wonders
of the place you find that the natives
have gone elsewhere to see something
that Is not half SO attractive?
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

1t is just as patriotic to pay taxes as
to shoot firecracktrs, but burning
money in fireworks makes more smoke
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-09

There are two varieties Of unhappy
married women. The first marries
man for his money; the second for his
looks.