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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23

The old lookup on Water street was
partially demolished on Sunday by
Michael Mclaughlin, laborer, who
was arrested and put in there for safe
keeping. He wrecked the stove, broke
the windows and had started in on the
rest before he could be subdued.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23

If you anticipate erecting monu
ment on your cemetery plot, or in need
of markers or posts, send word to L. Y.
Ward g Co. Their work recommends
itself. Prices will surprise you. Our
business card will be found on this
page
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23

Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Pretending Piles
Druggists refund money II PAZO OINTMENT
falls to cure anv case TO matter of how long
standing in to IA DAYS. First application
gives ease and rest. Soc. If your druggist
hasn't It send SOC In stamps and 1t will be for
warded postpaid by Paris Medicine Co., St.
Louis, Mo.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23
Not a Mere clerk.

Wealthy Parent - What! Engaged
yourself to young Tapester? Out
rageousI The idea Of a Van Juneberry
marrying a mere store clerk
Daughter-But he isn't store clerk
now, papa. He is gentleman Of lei
sure
"EhY"
"Yes; he's been discharged -
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23

There was a lively scrimmage in
Flagler street on Sunday, during which
Walter CRANKY, colored, and others
we're hit with stones, etc, by num-
Der Of Italians. Several were taken to
the Police Headquarters, where one
Joseph Christanan was fined IS and
costs.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23

MSalmon Bros, of Ledgewood, have
leased the granite quarries on Water
loo mountain, owned by Mrs. T. j..
Jacquemin, of Netcong.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23

The managers of the Young Wo-
mems Guild of the Morristown Mem
orial Hospital desire to publicly ex-
press their appreciation and gratitude
to those who so kindly assisted, either
by contribution or personal services to
make the fair the success that it was,
also to those who contributed money
for the endowment and building funds
at that time.
Mrs. f. w. MERRELL,
President.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23

Essex county lost to the Morris
County Golf team on the Morris County
links. The score
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-23
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

ayes; he's been discharges. y
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

tomless depths. Ice cold Is the water
ON the hottest day; magnificent the
fishing and deer and bears Turk in the
encircling hills. sudden furies Of
storm sometimes sweep it; great
waves roll, aud people who have cross
ed the Atlantic with impunity have
been deathiy seaSjck ON Lake Tahoe
Such is Tahoe. bright, clear. beauti-
full mountain sea; the remnant. per
haps, of that great, inland. fresh-water
sea which covered this region after the
salt sea, Of which Great Salt Lake is
the last remnant, had passed away.
Its shore are lined with the summer
homes of Nevada and California peo-
Pile, ranging from the log cabin to the
mansion, and nowhere ON this CONT.
nent will one find .nore globe trotters
than in the big hotels at Tahoe The
ordinary traveller keeps to the beaten
paths but at Tahoe one meets peonln
who have noscd about every corner
of the world; who are as familiar with
Yokohama and Calcutta as they are
with New York and London; who have
Travelled in the backwoods OF Siam.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

esting men. smoking and telling stories
Of all the lands beneath the sun. From
there take oar. and join the boats that
ply merrily across the moonlit waters
from fire to tire. At each one YOU
will find CHEEKY welcome, stranger
or no, and at half of them some i'm
promptu entertainment will be in prog
ress, in which you are babe to Join
and contribute your share. At no 9th
err summer resort is there lust this
phase of social life The lingering
breath Of the frontier stii, blows
through it.
Tahoe is two-thirds In California
and one-third in Nevada, and every
two years there is a biennial row
about it. For many year San Fran
cisco has planned and plotted to pipe
its icy flood down to the city, even as
Glasgow turned Loeb Katrine. of tbe
poets lay, into a prosaic water SUNNY
The California Legislature passes bills
and joint resolutions about 1t. and
then the Nevada Legislature sails into
the fray, with the effect that lovely
Tahoe still lies undisturbed among her
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
Spontaneous Applause.

A political orator was addressing in
English club of Italian voters. To his
surprise and satisfaction. his listeners
paid strict attention and applauded at
the proper places. shouting "Yivar'
and Bravo" repeatedly. At the COM
clusion of mis- speech the orator re-
sumed his seat beside the chairman.
whispering that he was delighted with
his reception and had never spoken to
more intelligent audience. "Ha.anr 90
replied the chairman. ME fix ALA
dat! Me hol' up one-a flnga, eyera
man say-a 'Hurrah" Me hol I'D two-a
tinga. evera man say-a Viva: Me hol'
up t'ree-a finga. evera man sara
Bravo" Me hor up whole-a hand.
evera man say-a 'Hl-yi" like one great
yell. Me fix ALA datr'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Shepard, son of the late Elliott r.
Shepard, editor of the New York Mail
and Express. and grandson of Will
lam H. Vanderbilt Shepard was late
~ sentenced to pay a fine of $4,000
and spend three months in jail for
having run down and killed 12-year-
old peasant girl near Paris.
Witnesses Swore that Shepard was
going at speed of so miles an hour
when the machine struck the girl The
young American was numerically
scored by the opposing counsel and the
presiding judge, the latter declaring
that American autoists are In the habit
Of running down French peasants as
though they were chickens. The
money he was fined will go to the
girls family.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

and hunted big game in German East
Africa.
The globe-trotter at his cosmopolitan
hotel however has no more fun than
the camper in his cabin Thousands
of campers people the banks of Tahoe
every summer, Their white tents en-
fold it like the vanguard of an army,
and their camp tires at night are fam
ing beacons along the dark shores. In
front of the biggest hostelry of all a
mighty camp fire has. from time i'm
memorial. glowed each summer night,
and round its crimson logs you will
find all manner of clever and inter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
ITCHING SCALP HUMOR.
Suffered Tortures Until Cured by Cuti.
Cura-Scrntchnd nnx nd N;uhA

Suffered Tortures Until Cured by Cuti.
cura-Scratched Day and Night.
MY scalp was covered with little
pimples and l suffered tortures from
the itching. was scratching all day
and night, and 1 could get no rest. I
washed my head with hot water and
Cuticura Soap and then applied the
Cuticura Ointment as a dressing. One
box of the ointment and one cake of
Cuticura Soap cured me. Now my
head is entirely clear and my hair is
growing splendidly. l have used Cuti-
cura Soap ever since, and shall never
be without it. (SigneG Ada c. Smith,
300 Grand street, Jersey City, N. j."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
Beware of 0intmentS for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury will surely destroy the sense Of
smell ana completely derange the whole
system when entering it through the mu-
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from reputa-
BILE physicians ,as the damage they viii do
Is tenfold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by f. j. Cheney & Co, To-
ledo, o., contains no mercury, and is taken
internally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system In buy
Ing Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. 1t Is taken internally and made
IN Toledo, Ohio by F. j. Cheney & Co.
Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price, 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
WHEN is A MAN TOO OLD FOR WORK?
By Lohn 4. HoKIar

John 4. Rowland
F-J 1t has been discovered that the travelling
Kf salesmans record-breaking days lie on the
WI ny side of 40 years; after As he loses the in
MI tative that prompts catching the earliest trains
W and staying TO the last with promising
" customer 1t is not much that he cannot
! IL physically take up the activities that once made
IN him record, but that his mental assitude in
z1AA terferes with his seeing the necessity for such
activities Should the young % have all the kn0wl
edge sobriety and appreciation of the things that may be
his naturally so what advantage he would have in
the selfish to success! There is why
the experiences of the father may be handed down
the Certainly the greatest capital possessed by the
young toward business should be in having
father who in every sense is good business
There few businesses headworz is necessary
in conjunction with experience that. the who old
with white hair and clear sound brain has only him
self to blame If he is deposed age
man has the warning of his approaching condition his
hair 1t is the danger signal indicating his growing nirm
tiles unless he shall check them He needs awakened
interest in the everyday world him,
preudces his expectations Of the good things of
life to make that every day he is alive and
tegral part of the world that is doing things.
young, active business with idea that APP
cold water of Older judicial mind the old in
need to seek the novelty and inspirations the youth
full present An ideal condition should be presented the
gray head In copartnership with the young in his
activity.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
GREAT INLAND SEA.

Beautifnl Lake Tahoe Located 5000
Feet Above Ocean Level.
a great inland sea, seventy five
miles around. 1900 feet above ocean
leveI-that is Lake Tahoe. Round
about it circle giant peaks, their tops
piercing, not the clouds, but the cloud
less blue Of the Rocky Mountain sky
You can see pebbles and fish sixty feet
down in these crystal waters, and ont
in the center they have sounded 1000
feet and found no bottom. \ grue-
some tradition of lovely Tahoe is that
a dead body never rises from its bot
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
ANOTHER FAN FOR THE SENATE.
Baseball the Ruling Passion of Senator
Crane of Massachusetts,.


Crane of Massachusetts,.
Senator Winthrop Murray Crane. ex-
governor of Massachusetts,, has a rulinp
passion which he inficts ON ali his
friends. Baseball is the senator's hobby
and he plays the game with all the en-
thusiasm of o schoolboy. Tn in the
mountains near Dalton, that state, the
senator has large farm, which he
bought ostensibly for the raising of crops
but which is really given over to his bali
playing proclivities. In a grassy field n
baseball diamond has been laid ont nc.
cording to strict league requirements.
and in a cupboard in the farmhouse are
ali sorts of baseball furnishings. There
are gloves, masks, bats, chest shields and
balls.
Every day the senator can spend at the
farm he puts in playing baseball, provid-
ed he can get some one to play with him
If his friends fail him, he summons the
farmhands and plays one old cat. No
farm work is considered before baseball.
and II the weeds are growing and the
bugs are gnawlng while the game is be-
ing played it makes no difference.
Recently the senator invited his former
governors council to spend the day with
him at the farm, and as soon as they
were rested and fed they were taken to
the ball field. 1t made no difference how
much purple and fine linen they were
wearing or how careful they were of
their dignity. At the senator's cry,
play BALL." they were expected to step
up and do their best at swatting.
Michael Murray of Boston had an op-
portunity to use his we'll known ora
torical ability the other day on the coach
ing line, and prominent politicians who
arrive at the farm with the purpose of
talking over the political field are invited
to give an exhibition of their running
abilities on the baseball diamond. Sena-
tor Crane has an able second in his en-
thusiasm in his only child, Winthrop
Murray Crane, Jr., a graduate of Yale
college and the boy often acts as UNI
pire.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
CONGENIALI1Y IN MARRIED LIFE.
By Robert HichenS


~ The sad truth is, suppose, that 4 great many
MI people marry unhappiy. No star dances on their
NJ wedding days They untitled to live together
M and so when they do live together either quar-
~ reing or dizziness sets in. The fate they have
selected acts them either an irritant or as
| IL a soporlfc.
Ian 1t Is quite mistake to suppose that If one
EJ dul person comes across another dull person ana
they enter into matrimony they will necessarily be duh
toseter-that is, dull to each other they sut e0ch
other they Will not Dull to you me-yes but not du
to each other. Many dull husband mated to dull wife
has said to me conhdenay: mo who hasn't lived
as nave with Mrs Jones for twenty years can form an
Idea of her cleverness. Her insight give You NV word
Is something wonderful and and forth And
SO says Mrs Jones of Mr. Jones know that Mrs Jones
has head empty sieve that Mr. Jones is the
greatest bore in Chrsend0m but other this worthy
pair Of people appear shining with brillancy Why? They
are suited to each other that is ALL The person who thor
ouGhly suits us can never dull
All this pother about the dullness of married life ia
rather ridiculous Married life Is necessarily dun any
more than the life of bishop Il bargee princess or
Pomeranan dog is necessarily dull 1t all depends on
the people who enter into it. Where there no natural
sympathy there Will certainly either dizziness or despoir
We should choose carefully then and should never do
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
violinist Charms a Skunk.

A Southwest Harbor man was playing
the violin in the twilight recently when
a sleek little skunk came dancing upon
the veranda and up to the door near
which the musician was scatter.
Here the skunk apparently danced a
jig to the tune of the music, and when
the music ceased and the player reached
for his gun, Mr.. Skunk made his bow
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

A governess named Katie Schmidt
is to be prosecuted in Germany for lese
majeste because she wrote her name in
a visitors book at a hotel at Gross
Lichterfelde Immediately beneath the
signatures of the King of Saxony and
the two Processes.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

upon him when he
kills a person while
going at a high
rate of speed. but
also give him a
chance to reflect
upon his rashness
in a prison cell.
The first American
driver to feel the
full e # ects of
Ere n c b law is
Young Elliott f.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
6LUT or EDUCATED MEN.
BY austin Bferbower.

~ Of discomfort felt painfully in the
WI United States is the education of the people above
w the recognized needs Of education. Through the
MI extraordinary emphasis given by democracy
NY to universal education more men and women are
" now trained, especially in the universities than
~ there is demand for. Not half of them are need
IN ed in the learned professions large part are
E11Gs accordingly, living in poverty, drifting into
lower" occupations
Traders have power to-day than lawyers, clergy
men, professors. A is measured by what can
do than by what he knows The United States Sen
is filed with millonaires who have training in
craftsmanship any than In scholarship Eminent men
speak cOnemptuously of the literary class Anybody can
write said prominent butcher but it takes great man
to commercial business" And he thought his life
beneficial than the poets philosophers because he
paid more wages.
We have limltless demand for in other than
learned work where many of scholars employ
ment Besides expanding the subjects which learning
may be spent the industrial arts where science being
more introduced necessating many scientific men, the
learned spend their leisure at books while giving their
productive hours to commerce farming
Learning does not spoil for any occupation Be
sides improving most work. it may be enjoyed as mere cu
ure Scholars must learn to do something than make
their living at their learning. In times like the present
they must accustOm themselves to enjoy life which ia not
highly intellectual.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

A 22,00O-pound blast of dynamite
was exploded at the Cherokee mine,
near Chico, Cal, and blew down rocky
precipice 400 feet high. This was done
to expose pay dirt behind the rock.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
A Deferred PIeasure.

Some college professor has con-
demned Alice in Wonderland.
Unhappy man, Has he just read
it?''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

l have used Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton with good results. 1t is all right
John w. Henry, Box 642, Fostoria,
Ohio, Oct. 4, 1901
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

that most foolish of all the many foolish things called
worldly wisewe should marry for position or for
money merely. IL we do deserve whatever we get,
whether be only dullness the torture of lively mental
agony.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP fo,
Children teething; softens the gums, reduces In.
lcsmmation. allays pain. cures wind collie. Al
cents n bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

ireland has on an average a third
more rain yearly, acre for acre. than the
east of England.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

F"Dr. David X nnedy's FavOrite Remedy,
lRondout, n. Y, cured my serious kidney trou-
bile. / gained 20 pounds" S. Wardell, Burns
Vile, N Y. Bottles $1.00.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Eating live the fathers Of country subordnaed the
palate prAcipe, and the gusatory glands to the high
and solemn of duty. They had work to do-and
that work not to gormandiZe
1t fact that is not to be denied by any one who Is
of what is going around him the American
people becoming and enamored of luxury
more and more interested in and the things that
money commands such fine establishments high living
social" eminence-n word, display. To put the whole
business into single word, materiaism.
Last week heard fine band play something or other
they called "PanAmercana but all the Pan-A mercans in
creation will not to unless get back before
is too late to the simplicity of life shall keen orr
bodies full of healthy blood our minds full of clean
sensible ana honest thoughts
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Fifty per cent. of the insanity in
England is ascribed to heredity by recent
official investigation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

-Coriander grows wild near the Medi-
terranean.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Its an exceptionally poor rule that
refuses to work either way.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
FRENCH LAW is SEVERE.

Elliott +. Shepard Got a Dose of 1t for
Running Down Girl.
The reckless automobilist is not
countenanced by the French authori-
ties. They do not merely impose fine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

peaks.-Minnie j. Reynolds, in the
FOurTrack News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
LIVING A NATIONAL MENACE.
BY Rev. Thomas d. GREGORY

The Americans are the best fed people on the
face of the earth. But there is such thing as
eating too much and it is more than likely that
oYer-eating has done more than the drink habit
toward debauching the human race
National progress is not to be measured by
the advance that is made in luxurious living
Somehow or other Spartan valor is inseparably
connected in our thought with Spartan simplicity
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-24
O RENT.

FOR RENT-One nicely furnished
room. PA South Walter street.
FOR RENT-Fotr room house, 215
Atlantic avenue Apply at $50 South
Third street.
FOR RENT-Nice,y furnished rooms;
modern conveniences. Apply $40
South Third street.
FOR RENTING large rooms for
light housekeeping, with electric
light. Also two cheaper rooms for
light housekeeping, So each. Mrs
II. L. Rutherford, same block with
Congregational church.
FOR RENT-From one to FIVE nicely
furnished rooms for light house
keeping; also ranch of ten or thirty
acres, with four-room house, fur
nished or unfinished. Apply Mrs.
E. X. Norris, 524 John street.
FOR RENT-Large, airy rooms, for
housekeeping, corner of Sixth street
and Railroad avenue.
FOR RENT-A suite Of three rooms,
very desirable for party OF young
men. 713 West Copper.
FOR RENT-Most desirable rooms
in city, single or e%nsuite, with table
board. 713 West Copper.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-08-24

ion or change of the tariff. The Am
erican Protective Tariff League-and
behind them all the trusts and vested
interests which profit by the eXclus-
ion of foreign competitions unwiil-
ing to take any chances of a lowering
of the present tariff rates.
The dual" tariff plan would take
the control of the BALI from con-
gress and give it to the president, or
the executive branch of the govern
ment. With such a law particular ia
riff schedules could be elevated or
lowered-within the two limits fixed
by congress-at the discretion of the
executive.
But what if there should occur an
election by which a democratic presi-
dent came to the White House? Or
what if a republican were elected on
some collateral issue and then he
turned out to be in favor of down
ward revision of the tariff? He
would not have to ask the consent of
congress, but could go to work and
reduce all rates to the minimum by
executive decree.
THAT plan the protectionists
will say. would be all right If we
were perfectly sure that We could al
ways control the president. But we
are not. We do not want any tariff
rate reduced. We now have control
of the ball. We control congress
very satisfactorily. What we do not
w of the house we have in the
senate. We can rely on our friends
in the senate to kill any efforts at
downward revision which might en-
anate in the house. We do not care
to take any chances, and will oppose
any plan by which the control might
be taken from the senate and vested
in the executive branch of the gov
eminent"
That is the position Of the stand
pat tariff people. And with the back
ing of the strong coterie of New Eng
land senators they will come very
near to making their position good as
against the efforts of the western in
terests to secure legislation of the
sort outlined.