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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02
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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02
The Late John Hay,
Secretary of State
Nsa msenna . World Famous Poet,
Ttw~ Wasss rnmous Statesman.
Frad q Three Martyr
presideais - Gree
leys Tribute.

~ Jaha Hay made brave
ta reeralt bis physical ener-
aad rtain bis strong grasp
aTalrs u state. but he had
mam rarrasd an unusually heavy
f possibility during part Of
hess demonstrations and bad done 30
@ M faN - advaDcfng age aud heavy
saawse afnatton The death Of his
aals~f vaa az Xake several years ago
BE- fal1ag frvm a window was a great
ana t0 hlm TIE rumors about his
aae health were The subject Of con-
esvaafiaa hetw~n Mr. Hay and
'rsef nat laag sln.ca and 20 the con-
erufaiatiins ~ his friend upon his ex-
sihut auFmaranoe the secretary said
wfg assumed wsariness. ~Ah. yes;
ssf have az nacurnbbe disease"
Tae frzsad lnqulrsd lts name
-ud 49, rviis-d the SECRETARY.
fahn Hay was born Ia Salem. Ind.
Cars a lse8S therefore was not quite
stKfv @~yen years old. and. though In
mahg rg~ge~ts his nfe had been a hap
uy Us thoug. b. bad had an Ideal
h.sass ans fF much 0f his life an am
"a feFsu1e severe Affections came
ervwaing hard ofe upon another II
b singular FACT that BE- should have
a-ssa intimate with three presidents
wfa mes tragic deaths. In talking
wfft friend shortly after the death
~ Mehlnley ~ said.
'Flr-t e was Mr. Lincoln. then came
eisaeTal Olarfshd and now II IL Major
Mckiniey uho has fallen by the ruth
ieas bard u tbe assassin. All three
as gau knDw were intimate friends
~ miae. attn whom WINS closely as
sssatet W1en I think of those three
greet traRusiiss and ~ how much they
Mavs rsstsd me Il seems as though
eauaa ne stand H.
2 = atout seven years since Mr..
Hav tssame bead ~ the state depart
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02
A Summer Drink
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service examination. Legal residence
In the state or territory in which EN-.
ployment Is desired is generally neces.
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In commenting upon the new soil IN
oculation process A. F. Woods, one Of
the experts Of the department of agri-
culture, says:
In the use Of cultures for inoculat-
ing soil the farmer should be guided,
as in all other matters pertaining to
soil treatment, by his own peculiar
needs and should not give too great
weight to the experiences of others
whose soil conditions may differ wide
~. 1t would be unwise to invest large
~ in any new method for increasing
plant growth, whether bacterial or Of
any other nature, without previously
experimenting in small way.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02

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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02


. ant Mrs sam Gibbons Of Rutland
se uaa aa am aarcnts. Mr.. and Mrs.
- 6iehaaa
@ts .ues sar and daughter of Boston
aaff aeen v'sitng It George Bradley's.
lasF, 10 company with Mr.. and Mrs.
sfnrsi hradisy ir'i this morning for Mrs.
Aa8 e cottage ou Lake Massa wippi for a
'eH seeks stay
Afs. George Bradley is at Bradford
eafrs hfr father is seriously i'll.
@Fs frueiand OF Laconia, who has
Fs1 umting her daughter, Mrs. Henry
e1asiusv. iur iew weeks has retprped
e. be- hoae. Mrs. Shsstney accompanied
hef 90 spend a few days of old home
seek there
Aiss Mary Allen oiRutland is spending
Fw days with Mrs. Otis Mitchell.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02

The recital given by the trio of talent
90 musicians in Pythian Hall Friday
evening was very enjoyable and attended
~ nearly all the lovers of fire music who
were in town. Misses Helen A, Boynton
aud Frances NJ. Ross show continual i'm
provement in their rendering OF violin
ana piano selections, and both are
masters OF their instruments. 1t is
always pleasure to hear Mrs. Moore's
charming voice and each of her selections
were enthusiastically received and
encored.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02

Inc bureau of forestry states in re-
cent circular that work upon the forest
reserves offers good and increasing op-
portunity for men Of the right sort.
Inc future organization will include
forest supervisors at $500 to $1,000 a
year, deputy forest supervisors at ST.
QUO to $1,700, forest rangers at $1,000
to $l,40O, deputy forest rangers at
$1,000 to $1,100 and assistant forest
rangers at $500 to 5000. The law re-
quires that every applicant for a posi-
ton in the forest service pass a civil
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02

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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02
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CABBAGE WORM.
ID Attacks tho Tender Leaves and Of
ten Hides Ia the Head.

By +. II. CHITTENDEN. department OF
agriculture
The worst of the many destructive
enemies of cabbage and other crucifers
is the larva or caterpillar Of a white
butterfly known to science as Pontia
Pieris) rapae linn. The caterpillar,
called the imported cabbage worm, is
altogether too well known by farm
ers throughout this country as well as
in the world, and the adult insect,
the imported cabbage butterfly, called
also the white or rape butterfly, is a
familiar object to nearly every one. 1t
is generally recognized that the butter
tiy is the parent Of the worms"
This cabbage worm is velvety green
in color. much like the cabbage on
which 1t feeds There is faint yellow
stripe down the middle of the back,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02
Bordeaux For ourrant Foliage.

Currants are likely to be injured BY
various forms of leaf blight, but the
foliage can be preserved by the use Of
bordeaux mixture in the spring and
again after the crop has been gathered.
The first application may be made at
the same time as that of the paris
green for the currant worms.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-08-02

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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
Prison Bill Defeated.

The Zelch- Durant bill, which
provided for the purchase of 100
acres and the construction of a
new prison from the profits of the
Irvine plant, was defeated in the
House last Tuesday. The farm
ers of the rural districts were
strongly opposed to the measure,
not because the bill provided for a
new prison, but because they
thought it interfered with the en-
largement of the Irvine plant.
':This bill is of no value now,''
said Representative John Zelch,
"and I move it be indefinitely
postponed, and l give notice now
that l will introduce bill appro-
priating 100000 for an addition
to the state prison"
The motion carried unanimously
and no attempt was made to over.
turn report of the committee oil
the whole made to the house.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

front the three met. They looked
alphabetically at each other for
a few minutes when the conductor
finally said: eff the man is dead
he is not dangerous, and if he is
alive, the three of us can whip
him if he gets hostile. What we
must do is to let him out. No
man can enjoy life screwed down
in a coffin like that. There is
doctor back in the train. / will
go and get him. You fellows get
screwdriver and a can opener,
take the boxes and trunks off the
coffin and we will let the man out.
That is doing as fellow would be
done by"
The doctor was called and the
boys began lifting boxes, trunks,
etc. from the top of the coffin.
Pretty soon a voice groaned, 'sOh,
this is awful Every one hest
tated and the conductor began
edging toward the door. The
doctor was not ratified and said
the man was evidently alive, tho
he would probably die before the
box and coffin could be uncovered,
and he thought best to break it
open with an ak. The others took
charge and accepted the doctors
suggestion.
In removing the remaining ar
ticles from the top of the coffin
the parrot box was dropped to the
floor. Instantly came the words:
"There, butter-fngers! Polly
wants cracker" The baggage
man said: "Well, Til be--!'
The doctor laughed and the brake
man looked out into the inky
darkness to see how the wheat was
getting along. The conductor
said: II knew it was parrot all
the time, but you fellows we're SO
anxious to chop into that box, that
I was going to let you. [ never
saw such lot of curious men
worse than old women" Then
they all united in trying to bride
the doctor not to let the story
get out. 987.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

We learn that Guard White has
placed his time piece in the hands
of a competent jeweler with in
structions to shorten the main
spring about two inches. Satur-
day morning at about 1:3O p. M,
Mr.. Whites watch indicated that
it was time he was reporting for
duty at the prison. It is said that
he developed extraordinary power
as sprinter. His surprise was
great, however, when he rushed
into the front entrance with watch
in hand and inquired if he was
late for roll call, only to be in
formed that he had several hours
to wait: When asked about the
time he made in getting here for
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
Denis Muldo0n in a
4 Lumber Camp.

You can talk ABBOTT loopln' the
loop and clanin' out Chinase lawn
drees as bein' daredevil expheri-
ments, but when it coomes to
dhrinkin' a pint of ca-arbarnic
acid an havin' it poomped out of
yez, ye are shure goln' the limit.
Tin years ago OF was profis-
sional loomber jack gallopin'
round the woilds of Minnesoty.
Wan day OF stharted to clane out
a Chinaman's wash shop an wan
of the haythens hit me in the OF
wild bar of pitrified soop, who'll
the ither wan lit me hav' it wild
fiat irons. Afther OF came out
of me drames OF chrawled off to a
loomber camp fer repairs.
Prowlin' round wan day in the
sthorehouse OF spilled a new
kind of drink, the skull cross
bone brand. In wan mint the cork
was off, the mkt mint OF was
stritched out loikea Goldfish, a sphi-
tin an a sphatin'. Be the sowl
of Murphy's COW, it whit thru me
gizzard loike hot lid.
"Sind fer the docther," yilled
wan of the min; 'the man wild the
rid billy goat whiskers ate a can
of pizen.'
"Is it roof-on- rats?" axed the
docther.
ono! ye shliver of a pill-box, -
oi sphluttered, "it's roof on me
wind poipe.''
Thin he Civ me an "aunty
don't" and sthuck rid tape wor-
rum down me throat wild a shmall
balloon tied on the wan ind, an
comminced to squase on the bal
loon. The ca-ar- barnic came up
an half of me inards wild it. Oi
sure behave if me liver hadn't clog
ged tine machinery, he wood have
poomped me dhry. As it was it
burnt the rafters out of me mouth
an chracked swim eye teeth, an no
inshurince! e. e. H.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

Mr.. A. G.. Shuttinger was pres
ent at the chapel services Sunday
morning. After the regular SER
vices were over he proceeded to
entertain the prisoners with selec-
tons from a gramophone. The
entertainment lasted for an hour
an half, and the men were given
an opportunity to listen to some
of the latest songs of the day.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

While the day crew of the heat
ing plant attended the vaudeville
show last week, Guard Stilkey and
Night Engineer Murray volun-
teered to run the plant. Mr.. Still
key took the fire hole and Mr..
Murray handled the throttle. The
steam guage registered $50 lbs. of
steam to start with. Fifteen min
utes later the guage showed 100
lbs. Mr.. Stilkey passed in eigh-
teen and one-tenth cords of wood
and then looked smilingly at the
guage. It registered another drop
of thirty pounds. Mr.. Stilkey was
nonplussed and called Mr.. Murray
into consultation, who sagely sug-
gested that the close proximity of
the icehouse might have affected
the steam guage. They also found
the six batteries full of wood, some
of the small slabs were coming out
of the smoke stack, but still there
was no steam. Mr.. Murray looked
at the fly wheel and then went to
reinforce his assistant. Between
them they had the FIRE room ego
ing some" when the regular
crew returned. It was discovered
they had been feeding the boiler
with cold water from the lake in
stead of from the boiler feed,
which is always kept hot.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
A GhoStly Tale.

The limited was going east one
afternoon at a rapid rate of speed,
being late about three hours. At
the Dakota division terminal bag
gagemen were exchanged, the one
in charge being sick. In the bag
gagecar was a corpse from Cali
fornia being shipped to some
point in Minnesota, and there was
also in the car parrot, being
destined to st. Paul.
The usual large number of
things was placed aboard at this
station, and the parrots cage,
which was a small box, was hid,
from view by big trunk. 1t was
almost dark when the train pulled
out. The brakeman and baggage
man were sitting in the baggage
car, looking solemn and respectful
in the presence of the dead, when
the conductor entered the car and
noticing the mournful appearance
of the crew told them to brace up.
1T is what we all have to come to
sooner or later, and for my part
corpse or two makes no differ
ence," he said.
Darkness had now settled over
the earth, and the night was as
dark as it ever gets. The bag
gageman arose from his seat and
went over to the trunk which
screened the parrot from view and
| took a drink of water from a
bucket thereon. Just then a
sepulchral voice said: Dammit,
let me out The baggage man
squirted a mouthful of water
across the car and hung himself
over trunk in trying to gain the
opposite end of the car. The
brakeman sunk farther into the
chair he was sitting on muttering
never a word. The conductor
arose from his seat hastily and
said: "Who said that? No
ventriloquism on me, boys. l am
an old traveller and won't stand
fooling." The baggageman had
regained his breath and swore that
the corpse was alive and wanted to
get out.
All listened for several minutes.
just then there was a sound SINH
lar to that made by person turn
ing over in bed, and voice
plainly said: "Oh how I suffer-
The baggageman charged forward
to escape into the engine, while
the brakeman and conductor each
had business at the rear end. The
baggageman finally got back
through the car, and on the rear
platform Of the third car from the
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

A carload of -four was received
at the Stewards department Fri
day. There were $50 sacks in the
consignment and was the last of a
lot which amounted to 61O bar
rels. It requires this amount to
keep the prison supplied with
bread for six months.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
ander Of Corinth, Nothing is i'm
possible to industry"
Movement of Population.

During the week there were six
arrivals and four discharges. F.
B., 964, was temporarily returned
from parole.
The population of the prison is
CTS, distributed as follows: First
grade, 459, second grade. 2O4, and
third grade, twelve.
The last register mum Der is 1915
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

Guard Crowl is on leave of
absence. He received a telegram
announcing the serious illness of
his father, and was granted per-
mission to visit him.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

An up-to-date lavatory stand
was placed in the Irvine shop Of
fee. This improvement brightens
the general appearance of that
busy department.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The flooring in warehouse U
has been receiving the attention
of the repairers. The traffic in
this branch of the Irvine plant is
very heavy, and new planking is
being laid wherever necessary.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
TO INMATES.

For the Information of new arrivals and all
others desiring to send THE MIRROR to friends
We wish to say that the privilege will be granted
by complying with the following rules: Write
out your own name, register AMI cell number
and send to this offi( q with name and address
of person to whom paper 10 to be sent. Each
paper must be kept clean and folded in the
sme manner as 1t is when you receive It and
pl sced in your door every Friday night All in
mates are requested to comply with this order
whether sending out copy or not.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

Chaplain Kennedy was at the
prison one day last week inter-
viewing prisoners.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

Following are the titles of the
papers to BIZ read at Sundays
meeting of the Chautauqua Cir
ole: "Pasteur and His Works."
"Rights of Man," "Chicago;"
Banking"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
roll call, Mr.. White says nothing,
but pulls out his watch and scruti-
nizes it closely.

Both state teams are busy haul
ing Irvine to and from the ware
house.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The carpenters have just CON-
pleted very neat piece of work
IN the form of letter-file cabinet.
It will be used in the Warden's
Office.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

We have received a poem on
our prison band which was COM
posed by one of the inmates. We
shall publish it next week.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
Information Wanted.

Mr.. Editor:-"Could you please
give me the Epigrames of the
seven wise men of ancient Greece?"
A READER.
They are as follows: Scion of
Athens. ''Know thyself." Chic
of Sparta, Consider the end"
Thales of Miletus, "Suretyship is
the precursor of ruin" Bias of
Priene, "Most men are bad"
Cleobulus of Lindus, "Avoid ex-
CESS" Pittacue Of Mitylene,
Know thy opportunity" Peri
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The Rev. F. L. Palmer of the
Episcopal Church, Saltwater, was
at the institution during the lat
ter part of last week.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

A large number of arithmetics
and biographies we're added to the
library last Saturday.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The prison band gave an open
air concert last Saturday. This
is the first time the band appeared
on the street since last fall.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The only grade of Irvine now
undisposed of is the Manila, 600
foot. Orders for the other grades
are being cancelled.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The nice weather of the past
week has melted almost all the
snow on Main st.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

State Agent Barncard was at the
prison Monday interviewing
those prisoners who leave during
the month of March.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
Chapel Services.

The following is the program of
the services held in the chapel
Sunday, February rs. Rev. s. J.
Kennedy officiating:
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

Sinbad chopped down one of
the big shade trees in the park
on Tuesday. 1t was too close to
the greenhouse.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

Several loads of sawdust were
brought into the yard Monday.
It is being used in the prison ice-
house.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

PRISON OFFICIALS.
BOARD OF CONTROL.
I. F. JACOBSON, Chairman Madison
8. w. LEAvETT, Litchfield
q. B. GOULD, Winona
REsiDENT OFFICIALS.
HENRY WOLFER, - warden
J. s. GLENNON, - Deputy Warden
II. G. COLLIGAN, Asst. Deputy Warden
q. W. DAVIS. Clerk and Accounting Officer
F. NJ. BORDWELL, Steward
MISS MARY MCKINNEY, Marion
8. j. KENNEDY, Protestant Chaplain
PRISON AGENT.
J. z. BARNCARD. st. Paul.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02
LOCAL NEWS

Guard Bloom is away on his
vacation.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02


age until she is too old to catch a
husband.
A "big mjtt'' man does not al
ways wear gloves of large size.
The man who hands you out
large chunks of fattery usually
has an axe to grind.
The man who elevates self to
the position of god seldom finds
CO. worshipers.
The man who will stand firm
and true in defense of an absent
friend is worthy of the respect
even of an enemy.
The less sense a man has the
greater ability he thinks he pos
sesses to manage his neighbor's
affairs.
The man who is forever speak
ing evil of his neighbor is making
a great effort to cover up the flaws
in his own character.
A London policeman has been
convicted for stealing milk from
doorsteps. Coping milk, there
fore, must he crime.
The roller skate fad is being
revived, but a large number Of
people will still insist upon the
old-fashioned whisky skate.
The Russian bear seems to have
a strenuous time in hugging to
death the spirit of freedom spring.
ing into life IN it's native land.
The novelist wrote that "the
villain awaited her coming with
bated breath" Wonder if it was
dated" with cloves or sen sell.
The Chautauquan, who quoted
the following, certainly hit the
nail on the head: "The older a
man becomes the better he could
skate when young"
Some people make use of their
limited knowledge as grand free
street parade. When you get
under the main tent there is moth
ing but an aching void.
As pebble rolling down a.
mountain side may start mighty
avalanche so will false or hasty.
word cause a world of trouble and
remorse.
Many people seem to have
misinterpreted the saying Glitch
your wagon to STAR" and have
hooked the traces onto a meteor
instead.
People who trade worn out
clothing for heavenly robe will
discover, when too late, that only a
palm leaf fan is necessary when
they reach their future abode.
The papers devoted columns of
space describing the jewels worn,
at ball given recently by one of
New York's four-hundred, but,
they fail to mention the bracelets
worn at one time or other by the
members of our elite society.
Count Jehan Marie Joseph
Ain Dedous de Pierrefu recently
married q Boston girl. No doubt
he fell In love with the fair one
from the city of baked beans and
brown bread because of her ability
to pronounce his name without
being overcome with tetanus.
It is said that Indians have no
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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The man who elevates self to-
the position of a god seldom finds
worshipers.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

It is said that Indians have no
sense of humor. An objectionable
error. When they saw that little
waterfall, made historic in Long,
fellows poem, didn't they say
"Minne, ha! ha!''
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

Many people seem to have
misinterpreted the saying Glitch
your wagon to a STAR" and have
hooked the traces onto a meteor
instead.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-03-02

The man who hands you out.
large chunks of fattery usually
has an axe to grind.