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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Jupiter and Venus arc smuggling up
closer and closer together every even.
Ing. and there's no way TO fnd ou;
whether or no; J'so is getting jea!.
GUS
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

An explorer Just returned from So.
maitland interviewed the Mad Mullah.
who is seven feet tall and has a body.
guard OF COO stout young men Of about
the same size. II the editor asks us
TO get an interview with MIR. Mullah
we're going to fake It up.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

J. p. Morgan has paid $1,000 for the
original Ms. OF The Autocrat OF the
Breakfast Table" Save your manu-.
scripts. Morgan may want them.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

a man at Lisbon. Ohio. sued for
divorce because his wife said he
locked like monkey. As he lost the
case. the jury must have decided that
his wife knew what she was talking
about.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Mr.. Hyde says It is no ofIcnse to
give dinner. Possibly not. but II
comes mighty near being an of.
fonse for tho host TO wear purple
coat and bottle green trousers at
such functions.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Japanese professors Of jiu ji,su
have found few Americans who are
masters OF n system of sclf.dcfonse
that has no special name. but an.
swcrs the purpose just as well.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Alleged pure apple cider" the grim
reaper and wood alcohol whisky
seem to have formed u strictly busi-
moss combine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

II. Rider Haggard says that writing
novels Is mere incident OF his life.
How lovely 1t must be to be able TO
say that,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

This year has fifty-three Sundays.
which is good. o. course, but the best
year is the one that has So pay days.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

a Brooklyn FIRE marshal has been
suspended for making love to pretty
girl in an cnpinc.housc. In Brooklyn
the people are expected TO do most
OF their flirting in church or on the
way home from divine worship.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

when the landlord comes in like
lion. the tenant ought 10 give up
like a lamb.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

A San Francisco girl who is worth
s5.00O.000 is only is. It is needless TO
add that she is bewitch!ngly beauti-
ful.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Paradoxicai as It may seem. sea
level canal Mt Panama will be about
Si0o.000.0o0 higher than one that IS
higher than the sea level.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

II is evidently going to be necessary
to advance the age OF consent Tor
chloroformat!on.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

4 man has reached the age OF dis
cretion when II is one OF his Arm
convictions that some money costs
too much.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Did you ever start out from home
in the morning feeling ms II you
hadn't n friend In the world. and then
have three men meet you and strike
you for sioy
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

A prominent dIS;Iilcr. about to mar.
ket n new rye whisky. Offers $50 to
any one suggesting the best name for
this brand. ''KnockcmoIt." No
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Dalfour's cabinet is beginning TO
show that POOR quality OF glue was
uscd In its construction.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

DR.. Chadwick mournfully says he
must now go to work again. Lost his
bI Ieadwinner?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

is.ooe farms of i.o acres each. situ-
In Utah. will he open for occupancy
very shortly. Don't you want to home-
stead one and make yourself home
This land Is the best adapted to stock
taistnE and farming Of any land in
Utah. Send 25 cents for book and ms>>
telling about the country. how to-
homestead and route to get to the land.
TIE rINTAH COLONY CO.
Box 4gS. Denver. Colo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

Now II is said that the Russian
fleet is to go to Togo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

It's easier to begin at the top and
slide down than IL is to begin at tho
bottom and crawl up.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31
TEA

There is deal Of comfort
ard refteshment cheer and
positive Joy in a timely cup.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31

lucky is the actor who fares we'll on
Ills farewell tour.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-03-31
EAnMs .r,nx ,MAY.

The mercury in the thcrmometei
isn't always an early rises.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Sunday Morning.

Bishop Lars p. Christensen reported
Mt. Sterling as having membership
of l23, the ward being three miles
long. Two missionaries are in the
field and one more will go in the near
future.
Bishop Adelbert Bird reported
Mendon ward being in good condition,
though there is room for improve
ment. Five have been baptized since
last conference.
Bishop II. +. Lilienquist reported
Hyrum First ward as doing good
work and as nearing the completion
of the annex.
Bishop n. j. Nielsen reported
Hyrum 3rd ward as just about the
same as it was three months ago. He
said: 1--WE have a very good people
but they do not come out to meetings
as they should"
Supt. Alexander Spence reported
the Stake Sunday schools as doing a
good work, the SUPPLEMENTARY as be-
ing united and the Stake Board com
posed of good men who are all united.
Elder Jos. j. Cannon gave a very in
teresting talk on religion class work.
Apostle Penrose said: I'VE should
not allow business to interfere with
our ecclesiastical duties In this life we
are laying foundation TO build up
on for eternity, Whatever the Lord
commands us to do, do it with all
your might. True religion is TO learn
the will of the Lord and do it.
There is no priest-craft in our church
Priest-craft comes from hell. Priest
hood comes from heaven, and we have
the priesthood delivered from HEAVIER
by holy angels. A man who repent'
of evil will confess his faults and ment
his ways. That is the fruits of tru'
repentance. Do not speak evil of ont
another"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Sunday Afternoon.

Sacrament was passed after which
the names Of church officers were pre-
sented and unanimously sustained.
Elder Joseph j. Cannon said: 1.-The
war of the adversary against our
church will not prosper for the Lord
will sustain this work. The blood OF
the martyrs is the seed Of the church.
Great sins are often committed by in
dulging in the lesser follies. IL is not
business to provide evil, but we should
use our effort to stamp it out"
Apostle Chas. W. Penrose: 1--WE
have great many meetings and a
great deal of preaching, possibly more
preaching than practicing, Don't do
anything to excess, be temperate in
all things. We came here on earth
by design, not by accident. 1t is
through disobedience TO law that we
came to sorrow and trouble. When
we learn what is right and live by il
we are on the high road TO joy and
happiness. A great many people talk
about things they know nothing
about; they would do better to talk on
subjects they understand Truth and
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Word From Paradise.

PARADISE, Sept. 25.-Mrs. Thomas
Smith, from the north, former resi-
dent of Paradise, is here visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Charles Shaw.
Misses Jane Miles, Minnie Shaw,
Ruby Williams and Emily Olsen have
moved to Logan for the winter TO at
tend the Brigham Young College.
Mrs. A. S. Williams gave birth to a
baby girl last week. This is the first
girl in family OF six boys
Mr.. John Bickmore is very III with
an attack Of typhoid fever,
Mrs. j. f. Thomas presented her
husband with girl baby last Monday.
The many friends of Miss Ray
WEIGH will be pleased to learn that
she is recovering from her illness.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
OF Too Vast Importance.

The editor OF the Moberly, Mo,
Tribune" is a. w. Maxwell, formerly
chairman of the Iowa Democratic
State Central Committee. In 1904
he supported the Republican national
ticket. Recently, in reviewing his
experience since he united with the
Republicans, Mr. Maxwell said:
Tie prosperity of the American
people is of too vast Importance TO ex-
pertinent with, and we believe that
we were wise In pursuing the safe
course last fall by practically unani-
mously re.electing President Roose-
welt. Democrats as well as Republi-
cans admit the wisdom of mis- selection,
and, generally speaking, indorse his
administration. President Roosevelt
is high-minded and broad-minded,
patriotic and statesmanlike, and by
his official conduct has rendered ii an
easy matter for Democrats to give
him hearty support.
Personally, one years experience as
Il Republican has been all that we
could desire it TO be, and without ut.
tering a disparaging word concerning
any supporter Of the opposite party
we are proud to 90 on record as being
a Republican of the Roosevelt per.
suasion, believer in and a supporter
of his policies"
No better reason for ceasing to be q
Democrat and Free-Trader could be
cited than that 1.-THE prosperity of the
American people is of too vast impor
! lance TO experiment with"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Subscription, Payable In AdyanC

IL has been suggested by various
observers that the wire braces put in
by the Rocky Mountain Bell Tele'
phone Co are nothing short Of eX.
ceediEgly dangerous and that some
means of protection should be offered
the public. While there is objection
to these wires being strung as they
are, taking up fully ten or fifteen feet
of the street in each instance, this OBJ
lection would be nuiliiied TO great
extent If these wires were covered in
such way as to become observable at
night. Despite the very excellent
lighting of the city, these wires can't
be seen TO any advantage at night,
and drivers turning corners at a good
rate Of speed might very easily dash
into one one of them, resulting in a
very unfortunate mixup. THE RE-
PUBLICAN has no horse anG buggy TO
get cut or broken up and confidently
believes that our 10 horse power auto
mObilious will not suffer in fifteen
minute bout with these wires. pole,
or even The corner Of the Thatcher
Bros. Bank, but we do believe that
Others have a right to greater pro.
lection and in their behalf and on
their suggestion we offer this to the
company and the honorable city
council for what it is worth.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Hyrum Conference.

member of the church of Jesus Christ
of L. u. 5. and was also grateful That
his grandfather had the courage 10
ioin the church. His grandfather
heard the prophet Jos. Smith prophecy
in 1912 that the Mormon people would
20 to the Rocky mountains and build
cities and towns and there become a
great and mighty people. He recited
many instances to show how the Lord
will bless and recognize us If we keep
his commandments,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Want Column
Smurthwaite

Chickens wanted, Smurthwaite
Center street. VIC
ICE. ICEM ICEm Good pure ice in
any quantity at Isaac Smiths, Logan.
Wanted, horses and cattle for fall
pasture. Horses Toe, cattle SOC per
month. a. NJ. Clayton, l54 S. Bird w.
Logan. VIC
We buy all kinds Of stoves and
second hand furniture. We will pay
cash or exchange. Logan Second
Hand Store, "a West First North st.
n. p. Johnson proprietor. If
Live chickens wanted by Isaac
Smith. Second house south Of the
Deseret Mills. VIC
Don't forget that / have moved to
Joseph Newbods old stand. Logan
Second hand store. n. p. Johnson
proprietor.
For rent, three rooms, one down
stairs and two upstairs. 1913 North
Second East. VIC
MOVED INTO OUR NEW STORE
near court house. We are giving
some good bargains on clothing, shoes
and hats for one week. We also carry
full line OF trunks, telescopes, suit
cases, etc. also shoes for men, women
and children, Our prices are always
the lowest. Call and see us. New
bold the clothier VIC
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27

mo man becomes great said
Gladstone, except through many and
great mistakes" All history, all pro-
gress, all success is a record OF triumph
over blunder In business, in political
or social life, perfect man has never
been found, and never will be, Every
man must work out his own salvation
in all the activities of life. He may
proft-if he is wise he will protit-by
the experience Of others; but If his
career is TO be success il must be
built up upon many and great mis-.
takes. Experience is the greatest
teacher, because IL shows us not SO
much how TO do things as how not
to do them. Every mistake is a step
ping stone for something better, some
thing higher. This fact is keynote
for great difference in men. The
man who is afraid of making mis-
take will probably never accomplish
anything worthy of permanent char
acter. But mistakes and failure can
not daunt the man who is in earnest.
There are comparatively few sue
ceSses because the average man fails
TO view his mistakes in the right light.
The greatest power on earth is will,
and one of the most important pro-
blems that conironts men is to adjust
correctly the relations between the
will and the natural tendency to blum
der. Every mistake, to the right.
minded man, is an education, The
education of man is never completed,
because, however bright, however
great, however thoughtful, however
consideratc, however kind, however
well intended man may be, every
man continues to make mistakes in
all the affairs Of life.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27

mans belief there are lying dormant
here possibilities for development UNI
limited.
For instance-he insists that along
Bear river as far up as Cache Junction
may be found clay or rock contain
ing aluminium. lie has compared this
with other alumina bearing material,
has tested IL as far as it is within his
power and is confident that the clay
is the same. At the present most OF
the aluminium comes from virginia
and is extracted at great plants at the
Niagara Falls lie believes the CLUB
should take up such thing as this
and have it tested properly The cost
would be insignificant.
Again. the claim is made that there
is mixed up with some of the mineral
ilations here something or other
used in the tempering of steel. ms
is expensive because of its rarity.
This gentleman insists that he has
good proof Of its existence.
He also believes that we have onyx
in our mountains that is worth inycs-
tigation. Some poor grade stun is
found on the surface in various places
i'm the canyons, and small quantities
of good quality have been found
1t is also believed by many that we
have various marble deposits of great
value, marble that is well worth the
while.
1t is known, Of course, that much
water power is going to waste in the
canyons, which if utilized for factory
purposes would mean great growth
and development for Logan and Cache
Valley.
While on our coast trip,a gentleman
in speaking of this country said that
there should be located here such a
thing as a staw hat factory, or several
of them. The cheaper straw hats are
made of wheat straw and In this coun.
try there is much of it. Until just a
short time ago there was no straw hat
factories west OF the Missouri, but re-
Gently two or three have been Install
ed in California. AS the matter stands
today straw is shipped from the west
to the east and then shipped back in
hats.
In the opinion Of the Commercial
Club man mentioned above, the club
could not possibly develop these things
of course, but could and should inves-
tigate their worth in a fairly business
like way and then present the PROPOSE
tions to men with money and let them
decide to take hold and develop If it
seems worth the while
The gentleman'S suggestions are
good. The club can well afford TO
start an investigation as to the real
merits of the indications we have
here, value of power, quantity of raw
other words can well
afford to get accurate information,
statistics and figures and advertise.
If Individual committees will do
their part the club will certainly be
able to do things of value.
Let's look around us
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27

error are before us, and we have our
free agency. We should confess our
sins one to another and be willing TO
beg forgiveness even to a child II we
wrong them. We will be what we are
when we stand before God, not what
we have pretended to be, or was
thought to be, by our brethren Our
strength as individuals, our power as
people will be according to our
iphteonsness.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
MendOn Happenings.

MENDoN, Sept. PA grand ball
was given in Richards hall Saturday
! night but there was not as large a
crowd present as usual, on account OF
it's not being advertised sooner. All
who were there had very enjoyable
time.
Mr.. and Mrs Morris Rosenbaum are
going to move up town. They have
lived at the depot since they were
married. The residence they are 60
ing to occupy belongs to David Muir
The following students have moved
to Logan 10 attend the B. Y. College
this winter: Misses Mae Gardner, Eula-
liza Sorenson, Cora Hartman, Edna
Baker and Ariminta Willie. Alma
Sorenson, Emer Richards, and Henry
Sorenson started on Monday. There
VIII also be some Winter course stu
dents start later.
1t was feared that Mr.. John Lallis
would have to have his leg amputated,
but DR.. Bulge had him taken to the
hospital, where he underwent an oper-
alton, and large portion Of rotten
bone was removed. His many friends
are pleased to hear of him improving.
Mrs. Joseph Baker has returned
from Bingham, where she has been
waiting on her son in law, Mr.. Ferris
Jones, who has been very i'll with ty-
phoid fever. She says he is able to be
around little now.
Mrs. Jeremiah Baker is getting
better again after sick spell, which
lasted two days.
Mr.. Ezra Anderson was brought
home very iii the oUhcr uay and it is
feared he has pneumonia.
1t is reported that William Kidman
has daughter i'll with typhoid fever.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Bishop Samuel Oldham

reported Paradise ward. He said all
that we hear from time to time
will not profit us unless we act upon
it. When we receive Instructions we
must obey them or they will not profit
us ia the least. We should seek to
build up Zion and resist the Gentle
germs that seeks admittance into our
body religious. The Paradise ward is
getting along tirst.rate. 1t Is fully Or
paniZed
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Notice Of levy OF Assessment.

Name OF corporation, College Irriga.
tion company. Principal place OF
business, College, Utah.
Notice is hereby given that at a
meeting of the directors held on the
26th day Of August, 1905, an assess
ment of 20 cents per share was levied
on the capital stock OF the corporation
payable on or before October %, 1905
to James Olson, secretary, at College
Utah.
Any stock on which this assessmen,
remains unpaid on said day will be de
linquent and advertised for sale al
public auction, and unless payment il
made before, will be sold on Novembei
18th, 1905, to pay the delinquent as
sessment, together with the cost o.
advertisement and expense of sale.
The secretary will be at home or
Friday and Saturday of each week.
JAMES OLSEN,
Secretary.
LIST publication Sept. 81, 1905.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
No Unpleasant Effects.

II you ever took DeWitt's Little
Early Risers for bilious or constipation
you know what pill pleasure Is These
famous little pills cleanse the liver and
rid the system OF all bile without pro-
ducing unpleasant effects. Sold by
Ritter Bros. Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Truth.

We are the only firm north OF Salt
Lake TO ship in carloads OF pianos aud
organs without boxes, thereby saving
hundreds OF dollars. For proof OF this
fact we refer you to the O. S. L. r. r.,
Co, We buy direct from the factory
and pay cash and are able TO compete
with any firm In the state.
HARRIS MUSIC Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
EStray Notice.
State Utah

s.
County OF Cache
In the Logan precinct,
have In ny possession the following de-
scTlbed animal which II not claimed and
taken away, will he sold al public auction
10 the highest cash bidder. at Logan city
stray pound on Saturday. the 1th day OF
Cctober' 1900, at the hour OF II O'Clock.
Description OF animal
one brind COW, branded WE combined
underbtS,
One light red COW. left under ear cropped.
"hlte hlnd feet. Branded II on left hip,
imDounded on the 2lst. OF September.
q. IL. GHEHM,
Poundkeeper.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Counselor A. M. ISraelsOn

said. I'VE have had good confer
ence to-day. agree with the Apostle
Paul that it is the doors of the word
and net the nearer only who are bene-
fitted. A man who obeys the gospel is
he who keeps all the commandments. T"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Counselor ". II. Mauehdn

said. Glow often do we go out and
visit the sick and the way.ward and
comfort and council them. IL is said
there is more JOY in heaven over one
soul redeemed than over 80 inst ones.
There is a great laxity in our church
to-day and many of the L. D. S. are
not living their religion.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Bishop ROueche

reported Millville ward saying that
it is similar to other wards. Organi-
cations are complete. There were II
children and two adults baptized
since last conference. Laborers are
few and we have all we can do to take
care of the blessings of the Lord in our
fields.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
THE COM NERCIAL CLUB.

A gentleman prominent in the
Cache Club circles says that there
should be an awakening in regard to
the various committees taking up the
work they are Supposed TO do and
pushing it,, According to this gentle.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
EStray Notice.

In the city OF Logan.
have in my possession the followingsde-
scribed animal which II not claimed and taken
away viii be sold at public auction 10 he
highest cash bidder at the city pound on
Wednesday the 4th day OF Oct, 1905, at u
O'Clock noon.
Description OF animal.
one red, bob-tailed heifer, about two years
old branded J or JK combined, left ear
cropped.
Impounded on Sept. 10Th.
JOHN II. GSEHM.
POundkeeper
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-27
Mrs. A. A. Allen Jr.

reported the Relief Society-said the
sisters do not attend meetings as well
as they do. Cash on hand S4Sg:46;
merchandise sSS 10: bushels of wheat
6,125. There is great improvement
in the lectures in the mothers meet
inps
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1905-05-12
GUARDS DETAILED
FOR TARGET PRACTICE

Lieutenant Ruttencutter, who Is in
command of the present detachment
Of the guard at the Mckinley tomb,
has received orders from the com.
manding officer at Chicago, Ill.,, who is
in charge of the Department of the
Lakes, to send twelve of his men to
Fort Wayne, Mich, from where they
will be dispatched to target practice,
the range being number of miles
distant from the fort. The twelve
men which Lieutenant Ruttencutter
will send will be replaced by a de.
tachment of the same number The
usual force at the tomb numbers SO.
Lieutenant Ruttencutter will be in
command of the Westlawn detach-
ment until either the first or fifteenth
OF June.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1905-05-12
MASSIlL0N man KILLED
Result of Sewer caving-six Others
Narrowly Escaped.

Massillon, May 8.-As result of a
cave-in in the sanitary sewer which is
being constructed here, August Drage
is dead and six other men had narrow
escapes with their lives. The weight Of
earth crushed the cribbing, and the
earth poured in upon the men. Drage
was caught in the narrowest part of the
sewer and could not escape. John Bur-
rell, another workman, was covered by
several feet of gravel, but struggled free
and climbed up the cribbing. The other
men were not injured.
Neidlinger & Kraft are the contrac-
tors who had charge of the work. JUS
tice Spidle held an inquest upon the
body of the man who had been killed
and found according to tie facts stated.
Drage had been on the work but few
hours