The Cairo bulletin., 1905-06-17

long established seer of all things
Hecate the future of the illustrious
and eyerto-be remembered class of
naughty five"
Recently, there came through the
mail, addressed 10 the class of '05, a
most curious parcel wrapped in the
hide of a enekatoo, ana ed with the
eyelashes Of an African hear,
After most mature elaboration for
about three months. it was decided TO
omen the parcel ar a meeting Of tae
class. 1t was found 90 conta n man
luscript in The handwriting of our long
lost class-mate, and read as follows
Dear Friends and Classmates got
off the hand car at the Union Station
| Mt Olympus aud drove directly by
way Of the rainbow OF Iris 70 the
abode Of the divine Hecate-(if you
don't know who she $, ask Miss VIII
scn.) / was usherod in.o the awful
Ipnsenca by q caress from her whose
name was Maude," who has recently
been made a goddess. There sat di-
vine Hccaie on Wehstar's Unabridged
Dictionary, and Rdpata's History of
the World" stirring a staaming ket-
tie Of squirming geological specimens
what K nd of hang-out is this?e
exclaimed Peace She Ii ssed be-
twecn her ohinched eyelashes
Whit IN Olympus do YOU wan ?" Il
have hoen sent" confined, ny the
farfamed class Of '05 to see what he
fatcs have in store forthom tip Ii the
fanpf s'rou1 seas IF fte. Very vel"
said Hecate, graspng my hana q
comrenced to play hands, "I'll 10 the
best can fer you. and getting a
Heck or cards he began q plaF soil
Ifatre Suddenly Site broke ont, Look
linz ne an years into he future, ! SEQ
IA brialn and shinins life hf yolf
hecauso vu pre- sole agrnf FIR tde
WaEestahl'5heA art elfs' Saaolo and
Sancla, don't he afraid 70 use them
ttrn asked about Mary 1ucec and
was told French Mary II % complex
i character My powers cen nor Yea
into The future OF such ais she, bu in
order that she won't be discouraged
you may tell her that she will either
amount to a great deal or 70 nothing
More han likely The latter
Next, inquired for Nellie Hal
z Buchanan Kurzdorfer "1'ellie nor
has Embarrassing parlor ON Eighth
i street" she sa d: Nellie hires NJ
clerks, Keeps plenty Of pa a. on hant
to catch unwary suckers Since Mel
It lie aas been III The busin y her hal
j. has been changed from black ID while
by means Of Kurzderfer's Hair Dye
IS She also has compile stock Of wigs
ana Is an expert hair cutter (she a
O. ways was more or less Of a cutter"
Next, | asked about SusaNnl Bat
terton Susanna" ! was toll, Is
a prominent lecturer. Subjects wa
mans Rights, How to Treat q MAJ
When He Stays Out Late ana VIII
Women Should Vote. Sue now live
in in Kansas so chat she can enjoy til
i git of franchise, but sad TO reiat;
has never rad the chance to treat
d. man when he stays out late"
then inquired about Bessie Stapl'
ton ana was told the follow ng; Re
sie lives In Cincinnati, and has hec0m
editor of the Ohio Matrimonial Pho
This paper Under Bessie's inluana
has become the leading paper n Anne
lea, for Bess always could wri 9 bea'
n tiful love letters She commands th
large salary Of $500 per month, NJ
TO speak at ps given her by success
ful advertisers You Will donb5les
90 be glad 10 hear thar Mr nannis Or ia
X an adj. answered and it has resulte
nj most happily
She then continued: "Phcss Gle
l. denen and Comfort Butler can now !
Z" seen together behind the footlights
theatre Pau is the leading CONN
dian and Comfort leading tragedan
the Secret Seven Stock co. Paul h
Nv the happy faculty Of driving everyol
who looks al him into Mysteries, viii
Comfort drives many to drink, b
~ none To tears They arc ii every w
successful, the young and old, and (
+. pecially the deaf dumb and blind a
Y always glad 70 pay the large sum Of
cents to see them"
: next asked about Nick and She
'nu scrbed him thusly. Nick IS now Of
solemn and sanity disposition a
: holds the high ccclas astical positi
Of bishop coadiutor Of the diocese
Central Africa. The sermons FIX
which his congregation derive {
most good are those delivered on
ern subjects: The Folly OF Love Q
the vice Of Dancing Nick alwa
70. did avoid such things as love q