New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-05
ILLUSION.


Far through the hazy weather
On the ever distant hill,
HesXen and earth meet together.
AND MP know 1R5x G e Is s b9f W deen,Dr
That cannot ever be,
But II stirs my heart TO dreaming
Love- OF me and thee
The sea shows to the sailor
teasing glimpse OF her face:
Time hints-the gentle jailor-
or freedom yet and gTace;
The brain that keeps alive,
Is the and sky of promise
The morrow tOw'rd which we strive.
Thou. love. art the sea line that thralIs me.
Thou art the lure of the sky.
Thy beauty, Guiding, yet calls me.
know not why nor whittier.
And question not at all;
But set my whole heart thither
Charlotte Observer.
The Welsh Is a language that looks pecularIyft for
college yells The Welsh yels fullyup the level
Of those Of this country. The University Of North
Wales has a yell something like this: Bravo bra
visstmo, ray, ray, ra-o-rock! Ray-ray-ra-o-rockI
Ray-ray-ray-o-rockI" Cardiff has somewhat SINH
lar yell" while at Aberystwyth the cry is
'Hip-hip-hur-aber! Hp-hip-hur-aber! Hip-hip-hur-
Aberystwyth! With pip and a pang, and a yip
and yam. Yak! Yak! Yak!
SUPPRESSED CHAPTERS
Zenobia they tell US was a leader horn and hired.
OF any sort Of enterprise she'd fifty take the head
The biggest. burliest buccaneers bowed down to her
To warriors emperOrs or kings. Zenobias word was
Above her troop OF Amazons her helmet plume
And every one. with loud accord. proclaimed zeno-
The reason Of her power Though the part she
Was simply that Zenobia had once lived out as
cook.
Xantippe was Grecian dame-they say she was
OF Socrates and history shows she led him life!
Who scoded poor old Socrates until the air was
blue.
She never stopped from morn till night the clack-
But this is thus accounted for You see when she
was young
(And It's an explanation that explains as you must
Xantippe the central Of the Greeian telephone.
-(Carolyn Wells, in Life
Thomas Caldwell sneezed so violently during the
ratification meeting in Convention Hall in honor of
he will have to spend twenty days In the city work
house. AS each speaker reached a climax in his
address Caldwell released sneeze that penetrated
every corner Of the building. Everybody laughed
and the speakers were embarrassed, but so real
was the sneeze that not until after the seventh or
eighth explosion it suspected that the sneez-
Ing not involuntary. Caldwell was then ar
rested. II went to the hall to hear Major Warner
said Caldwell IN police court II got tired Of hear
ing the other speakers. and thought would see
II I could hurry things a little"
A Fishing Knife.-The Dealer-Here's Just the
knife YOU want 20 buy sir, TO take on your FISHING
trip. 1t has five blades and a corkscrew.
The Angler-HaVen't you with less blades
and-er-more Observation-Disclosures Leader.
A special to THE Chicago Inter Ocean" relates
that the bItterest school election ever known IN
the town Of Shell Rock. Iowa. resulted IN the de-
feat OF the young men by the family men. the
issue being whether school teachers should be per
mitted to keep company" The board had taken
a position against allowing teachers to have beaus
on the ground that Il interfeTed with school work
The teachers rebelled and each side named their
candidates for directors. The contest, lasting a
week was fought on this issue The young men
lost out by vote OF lls 90 and they will get re-
venge by carrying out some matrimonial plans that
VIII deprive the schools Of most Of the teachers
wouldn't sell.-She-Is he an author?
He-No; he's more Of a chemist. Every book he
writes becomes drug on the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Diana eah