New-York tribune., 1905-08-26

speed sometimes Of the course and to
prevent the possibility any loss of valuable lives
the ground level of the promenade will be occupied
only by representatives of the press"
LAY OF THE HOBO.
I've got quarter in me cloes-
Tree nlckelS an a dime
An m TIL dat dere sponduhx goes
III have an easy time.
I'm Twin like a r'yal Turk
Five beers an lunches free
Dere's some I know what likes to work.
But works too hard for me.
on. ,S what's ats de use to toll an sweat.
Like some pore geezers do?
An beers a-plenty too
Icy talk about a home but dat
Is what never see
MY home is underneat' my hat.
An works too hard for me.
A hard luck story to a mark
WIN stake to de booze:
Deres allus corners in de park
Wnere kin take snooze
might make more, as like as not
To work; but, hully gee!
m satustied wit what got
An works too hard for me
-(Chicago News
The arrest of band OF burglars. whose onera-
tions would have delighted Balzac to celebrate is
described by the 'Syiet," of ST. Petersburg ,rbir
teen men and women. the flower Of tba 80 80;
are under lock and key. Taey had a town bonss
IN Moscow rent 5000 year. furnished at a cos+
OF $4,000. They had a country house near Noscou,
worthy Of Russian nobleman They had stahIas
of fine horses. and gardens kept by the best Gar
n fiTTl
likely to yield less than $1,000 Their last exnloT+
in May brought in s25,OOO
The Heiress-Papa, 1 am considerably, or,ho-
rassed to discover that l am engaged To nnar-y
both the duke and the count - -A'N44
. How like your mother, to lump In and b,rv ,,,ora
than she wants just because it is cheapr'-jIife
The late Judge Clark of the Supreme Court ~
New-Hampshire. according to The Boston Eer
ald' told story about a French-Canadian wbor,
ne naturalized- The Judge. after questioning tho
m pr
ing query: -'''o"
Well l suppose you know this is a free conn
try?" " 0oun-
. The reply was prompt: Nav, this no ,raa
country; me pay my fare from Can-a-daa."
ART IN ARCADY.
Can Idyn)
"Fairest AmarylIis WhV
& Le' proud fashions freaks delude you7
Lay Lay the those Irills and hounces by!
FOR that simple gown l sigh
"Nicn you wore when first wooed YOU"
AmaryIlis
Foolish Strephon! Were vou- ,ors
IN such matters more extensive
since "fis of All PRAISE seor mat & gown no more.
IL was lar the most expensive
Jules Huret' IN Figaro" says it was nroroso,
that the officers Of the French feet recentI go.
ing Snsianu shouid arrive at the Waterloo station
on their first trip TO London. The infauott -
struck Admiral Sir John Fisher AT ~ tils
lool'' he exclaimed Never, There IS NO v.,a.,a
for the French. Victoria is for them 100
Victory!' 'ietoria-
Did the father give the bri6e awayq''
Il should say he did He got rattiAd -,
40 you think he said as he handed her ovar WAT
Driaegrooin IT is more blessed to give thsn 70 tne
ceive.' "-(Cleveland Leader ' 'Aah TO re-
some American abroad has stirred up the ,rr.A
OF BRUSH yachtsnaan. as this Personal In ..Th
London Standard witnesses: 'Cowes.-Ir ~. r1-
son speaking bad Italian with an American tuang
owning an unnamed black foreign yawl and civno
his name as Luigi Caro-. has courage to mee, ne
N Cowesf neighborhood this week, will conyi,sa
nm TEA, ne cannot commit acts amounting 10
piracy with impunity.-Owner of Irene"
Only Way He Could Celebrate It--ruefo,a -.
was taking bath In the river N f>'4u't
Moseiy Wragss happened along
Ihat looks thUnderin sight like work .o,,
mented the latter s' inv ""iA' conn.,
WIN, IN" I'm Az, ~ responded Tufrold Knut That's
Tribune - '' ''e9''O"' -VShlcas