davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-12-02
In Exchange.

Passenger (angrily)-Look here, sir.
put the penny in the slot and moth
ing came out Of the machine.
Railway Porter-That proves 1t was
empty.
But what do get for my penny?"
The information, sir."-Casselrs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

last ycstise of the cid differences be-
tween the North and South and prove
that the Union was again truly united.
As the American representative at
Havana in the trying lines Immediate
lv preceding the war with SPAN, ne
served this government with greatest
credit to himself and ms country, and
i'm the many positions OF trust ana
honor he has shown himself a worthy
REPRESENTATIVE of the distinguished
name he bore. In his various addresses
i'm the North he has been particularly
fortunate in expressing the best scnti-
ments of the South and in making its
reconstruction and reconciliation better
aprre ciatcd by Northern people. He
will be particularly missed as the head
Of the proposed exposition at James
town d project upon which he had set
his heart and for which he was render
Ing the most efficient service.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Brother Diekey's Sayings.

Oars sunshine enough in dis Worl
ter light up all de dark places; but We
walks i'll de dark fer fear dc light will
see us.
Heaven only looks too high ter d,
Teller dat's 'fraid ter go dar.
Some men folders de sayn'. '"Thkc Il.
WORT cZ you find it," Only trouble is,
d"y '!"il't want ter leave amy fer any
body else.
De wnrl' is always sayin' good things
ter ynu. but some or rs is so deaf we
can't hear de angels sing.
sorrow sometimes shows us q" right
way. wen joy leads us dancin' in dc
wrong.
IT,; u good idea fer folks ter mem
Der dat dc higher dey climbs. dc fur
der dry has ter fali-cf ever dcy comes
tuiibiih.-Atlanta Constitution.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
I:EGECsE:Hs51>
;sa|st!l

Pullman Car Service.
Pullman Sleeping cur between Boston
ana Caribou OH train leaving Boston at
no u. NJ; Augusta. 1:.la \. Nj; Bangor
o.JJ y. NJ, and Caribou 4lC =. NJ
TRAINS LEAVE
LEAVE Portland, "a +. NJ; Augusta
l2..,J L. NJ. ; WatcrvIllc. 10 /. NJ; Bangor
>.J y. Nj; ARRIVE Mllllnnc..,t at G.il A.
NJ: lioultUn, So \. NJ; I'rcsquc Isle loa.
\. NJ. Caribou. Il.UO r. NJ. Fort Farleid,
U.H y. NJ; Van Buren,. l. 70 T.. NJ.
I.EANE-POrtland. 10. l. L. NJ; augusta,
12.31 \. NJ; Watervillc, l. g =. NJ; Ban
gor. 100 \. NJ: Arrive katahdin Iron
Works. 90 A. NJ: Pattcn. Il.Jo y. NJ,
Ashland, ID L. NJ. Fort Kent. LIS p NJ;
Iioulton. l-.55 7. NJ; Pressure Isle, - P
L. NJ; Limestone. 40 p. NJ; Fort Far
field, 3.o5 Z. NJ; Dover and FoXcroft I'll
y. NJ; GuilfCrd. 9il y. NJ; thomson. lois
\. Nj; Grcenville, 1879 a. NJ; kineO, l1
T. NJ
LEAVE Portland, 1o.25 n, NJ; Augusta,
1..3j l.. Nj; Watcrvillc, / y +. NJ; Leave
i;ai,Gor; 3.!5 /. ~; Arrive Millin@ckct 60
NJ: Prcsque Isle, 90 T. NJ; Caribou 109.j
L. M; Fort Fairfield. 1c.11 +. NJ.
LEAVE Portland. J.. 10 +, NJ; Augusta,
30 i. NJ; WateTyillc. 30N i. NJ; Ban
S"r. 40 L. NJ; Arrive Dover, IG p, NJ
Guilrord, 80 Z. NJ: Grycrvillc. so ?. NJ
TRAINS AEEiI Z.
LEAVE Grccnvillr. 3.3i y. NJ; Doyer,
I,r2 y. NJ. Arrive Bangor. 81, A. NJ;
Lrav, Bangor. L.. Arrive Waterylle.
3.0A: Augusta. ;;.i5 T. NJ.
LEAVE Fort Fairfield. Gr) A. NJ; Can
hru $40 \. NJ: Prcsquc is!c. CT A. NJ;
Houltom. so A. Al: Ashland, 90 A, NJ;
pattrn. -" y. NJ; MilIln"cket. l0.l6 A. N;
Katahdin Iron Works, lo.li \. NJ: Arrive
HInG"r, l.n L. NJ: Arrive Watcrvile, Jus
+. Nj; Augusta. 3.ii l.. NJ
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

siastic over Popham Beach. Its
health giving air. beautiful scenery
magnificent beach, fine boating,
bathing and fishing, giving inSplr"-
ton 20 all who are fortunate enough
to sIcnd their summer vacations there.
a Maine girl now teaching i'll He
lena, Montana. is responsible for the
following: Last week, she writes, she
registered Il number of new pupils. III
answer t. the usual questions. one Oh
the little girls said she was born III
Bath. Maine, and had previously at
tended school there before GONG ~
Spoi;aue. Not long after the ellroii-
mcnt of these children. their te'tcnci i"
began to take exception to tncir Ems
lish. The primary teacher tritu "
imprcss ON Eva, one of the chi'"i'i II,
the fact that it WAS not best 10 say
have came to school MISS Eva ca"
not brook ensure, so tpt"cliS ~ ~
teac;;crs side. she defended hrf use Oh
I,n"lisL i'm most able fashion: MlSScH
r,.cb.r. I had been born i'll Iath'
Maine. They do not talk the sili'e
I,,r,,,rc there as you have III 1lci'il'.
That is Why am not tax Sool hhc
xo,r children. My sister. her ilad p'ti'
,,rn IN another country and can TAX
languag. same as children Ill ii'ic',''
hcou i'm many city, but not one. u"
think. where they use such lallSuaSc
.,s WAS used in Bath, Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

The frequent references to John faul
ZONES as the father of the American
navy" have started Il controversy as L"
whether he is really entitled TO mat
distinction. Nobody disputes that NJ
MAS the first great aaval hero ana thr
greatest sea fighter of the Revolution.
hut il is not at all impossible" that there
is somebody else better entitled to being
called the father Of III" American navy.
There WAS John Barry of Philadelphia
for instance. who was appointed by tn:
Colonial congress to BE- captain Of tn"
Lexington. the first armed cruiser OF
the colonies, with wnicn he captured a
british vessel Gale The Edward. Then
there were our MlchiaS heroes who
captured British v"sII long befor"
John Paul Jones put to sea and con-
vertth it into an American war craft.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Augusta Steam
Laundry Company
Tel 1851
OyerWork Killing Us
In the Great Struggle for Wealth and
Position We Are Becoming Weaker
Than Our FOrefathers.

by the cares of business and social
nc we use up or waste away the most
tltal clements of the human body be.
lore we realize our weak and rim
down condition. 1t Scizcs on us 50
quietly at first that little or no at.
tcil,ion is paid to the symptoms.
when commence with a queer. Devil,
dcrlnC sensation in the head. later tho
power TO concentrate the thoughts. so
necessary to brain workers, is lost.
Following this VIII come deficient
s'Sht or blurred vision, muscular
weakness and 4 dull pain in the small
o. the back. There is a tendency to
tirc easily: the digestion becomes i'm.
pared: the temper irritable: shirts
depressed. ending in complete lack Of
confidence and a general feeling of
'iSGnst at our own weakness. Whom
the blood and nerve forces have been
wasted by disease. overwork. worry
hraintire. high living, destination or
ofi.cr bad habits. DR.. Cnaso's Blood
ana Ncrv" Food rebuilds the svstom
by replacing the same substances
mar rave been lost. Price 50 cents.
Sold and Guaranteed by Bowditch
Webster & Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

Some of the papers in commenting
imam the marriage of Andrew Carnc-
sic's niece to a coachman nave s'dtcd
that the millionaire expressed pleasure
,t her choice. They have sadly ms
ulotcd him. He said nothing 10 1iiui-
cate that he was glad she had married
- coachman. He simply said that he
had rather have her marry coact'iiali
than a duke, which is quite Il different
matter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

I'm. cptcrpriSipg New York editor
answers the old query what shall We
do with our ex-Prcsidcnts?' by pro-
,,.;,e that when Roosevelt rctircS
rom the presidency in 1909 he be eject
cd MAYOR of New York city. The New
Workers entertain high opinion OF
their distinguished fellow citizen ana
no doubt consider that if he continues
i'm the presidency as well as n" mas pc
gun he will have earned the Pioiii'-
ton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Personal Notes.

iT. w. &. Farabcc Of the anthropu-
l"Gic.'l department OF Harvard Uni
r"r*itA, will conduct an expedition tn
Iceland during til" present summer.
Dr. J. Paul Goode Of the I-nivcrsit y
of Chicago. spent the Easter vacation
week in Il tour of the leading cities Of
Kentucky. making addresses in the in
tcrcst Of forest conservation.
Governor La Toilette WAS SO busy
this spring over the railroad rates that
he forgot Ia issue the usual prociaml-
tioii Tor arbor day. AS Il result there
was no celebration in the schools this
year.
John II. Simon. health commissioner
of ST. Louis, has drafted an ordinance
prohibiting kissing where one of the
participants is afflicted with con-
sumption. The ordinance is to be sub
mittcd to the municipal assembly for
passage by that body.
ON Friday, April 2S. Major General
Albert Won PfIstcr of Wurtembcrg,
Germany. will arrive in Baltimore and
will bring with him reproduction Of
the famous statue Of Schiller. the poet
by the sculptor Dannccker, as a gift
from the King Of Wurtembcrg to the
Johns Hopkins University.
Secretary Martin of the Massachu-
sets State Board of Education. has
sent to the superintendent of schools
through his state a circular letter set
ting forth the recommendation Of the
board that appropriate exercises be
held in the schools of the state on May
i. the anniversary of the opening of
The Hague conference in 1899.
George J. Gould, head of the entire
Gould system of railways. has chosen
Il Chicago man. Frederic A. Delano. to
DC entrusted with active control of the
Wabash road. Mr.. Dclano was born
forty-two years ago in HongkOng
emma, was educated at Harvard. and
began railroadinS as an apprentice in
the machine shops of the Burlington,
at Aurora.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Augusta, Winthrop
{ Gardner RAILWAY,

Time Table in effect Jan. J, ~"
Cars leave Augusta for Halloween s ,hs
Gardiner daily every half hour on IA n
hour and half hour from a. N. 70
L. NJ. For IIallowell only at II T. NJ
. First car Sunday, s A. NJ. ,,o,t
Cars leave Augusta for Winthrop wa "a
days Go. so, 80. 1919, lz.l0, ~. -rT
40. so. $50. 1880, $50 p, NJ, sa pa "A
only. Sunday time:-S0 lO'V l-'"' -''
40, $50, 1879. ,,oor
days: $50. $50, 500 800. 1919 anu ,,, r0 tl
menc:ng at II leave every hall heIi ,d ur
+. NJ, then at 500 and lO.W SIM NJ
time:-Cars leave every hour, on thc ii''''
from s A. NJ. to 10 p. M. .,, d,jv
Cars leave Gardiner for AITtstd u ,,in-
where connections are mdde l"i ,aIf hour
thrCp and Togus lines every h,,ii =, for
from 6. Il a. NJ to 9.15 L. NJ, > b 4 i M
HnIInwell only. 1915 l.. N. for ha sn,oIoy
and Augusta only. The FIRST GU '''
S.1I A. NJ. ,,,,o wcck
cars leave Winthrop for August. a "a.
days, $50, 80, $50, 1870, 1l'o LII only)
80, $50, SO, go. Satur'ay ngitS- a IA.
Sunday time. 40, 90, 1.Jo, lJo' 0''o '''''
Cars leave Togus for Augusta ,n WIZ
DAYS: 800. 100. $50. go. 1O:D Io'i III %
ing at II % leave every nall nonl Leave
=. NJ, $50. 100. Sunday t'n 90, n. to
hourly on the half hour from sly a. -
Cars leave Hallowcll for G 9,ar every
minutes before and - minutes ai,rr Eirst
hour from So A. N. to lo2- L. ~ -"
car Sunday 7.52 A. NJ. ,,,r,,sta
Cars leave Haliowell for Au. ns ",crv
n,int,tes mast and y minutes before eDe, nt
hnmr from Sos 4. NJ to loss j NJ except
10 OSp. NJ. First car Sunday SN a. ~ c,r
Train connections:.cIIhe SO g, a. car NJ fr oai
from winthrop and 500 A. Mi. MI cal cnrIv NJ.
roS irain GeG East and West The 81 la a. II
sao from from Augusta connects at IT., w IL y
with. trains East and West ,;..s Th Winthrop nth,
N from winthrop leaves an,isto m' due at
gal Of, e. train a. NJ fr0m tram i late sar
" III eop = III The /. % P. NJ car from Au.
walls i CONNECTS at winthrop with train rams
Augusta Nc. Sta" connects at Winthrop WIN ''"'.
for the Fast.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

Th. Springfield Republican points out
that at just this period while the world
waits for the naval battle in the far
East. there had begun. 100 years ago. tn
srrica Of historic mln"uvcrs which did
not md until October Il. 1905. VIII n
Nelson crushed the French and Spanish
fleets at Trafalgar. On January IS oc
that year the French fleet first put to
sea from Toulon, only to be forced to
return through stress Of weather. But
it WAS on April that The news came t.
Nelson that Admiral Villcncuve had
finally escaped to sca. despite Nelson's
efforts. However long the meeting be-
tween Eojcstvensky and Togo may be
delayed il is scarcely likely to he post
puncd six months az wa; the final test
in 1905. when Nelson even crossed the
Atlantic in search Of The enemy. But
news travels quicker today than then
and for that contrary :'rason the world
is more impatient
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Pointed Paraqraphs.

It's easy to convince SpinStcrS that
kissing is unhealthy.
Mn. times out Of ten when a man
buys Il horse he is sold.
a mucl-:tdmircd girl does not al
ways make an admirable wife.
An old bachelor says that Il fool and
his money are soon welded.
A woman's pronunciation Of depot
depends upon her station i'm life.
There are as many ways to win a
woman's heart as there are women.
But the more Il man boasts of his
honesty the more he doesn't prove il.
If Il young man stops running after Il
girl it's doughnuts to fudge she'll turn
and run after him.
About the only good thing that can
be said in some mems favor is that
they are not society favorites.
Experience" is ii great teacher, but
some men are cOncetcd enough to
think they can give experience Il few
pointers.
Never argue with n man who dis
agrees with YOU. Congratulate YOUR
self because of your superior wisdom
and let it go at that.-Chicago News
Japan persists in its refusal to ALLOW
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

" hat book has til. largest circulation
III IN" world? Our most popular loVrii-t :
VII! he annoyed To- hear that the NEST
iapui'Ir book IS not Il novel AT I'll. IN
the Inok Monthly, Mr. Henry Provide. of
the oxford University Press says: 80
Tar IS ! can ci'"ulItc. tn" whole output
Of English lihloY in til" course OF ~ year
i about 3"""| copies. Moreover. thu
Hlhl" diff rs from novels III hIVin2~?T
steadily iicrcaSin" sale. Just thirty years
H%" the oxford University press alone
sent out :m'W1 copies. Ky 1885, the sale
had doubled. And the demand for large
tNl"' copies $u"g"S:; that people buy the
book To read ii ana are aISiolIS t. save
Ih"ir eyes as we'll az their Spuls.-London
Chronicle
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
DIR, MILES HEART CURE

"Gcntlcmcn,' he said, 81 can lick
amy man in the whole state of Nir-
EniH.''
The words were hardly uttered, the
Narrator sail, before Il tail, lean,
Sincwy man from the western part of
the state gave the bnaster i thrust
tlit sent him sprawlilIg on the floor.
The EirSiiIIn had IL sense of hulnOr.
and as he slowly picked himself up
h" turned To the group and drawl"d:
'Gcntlcmcn, I'm ready to acknowledge
that | kivcrcd too much territory"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

1t is good thing that an order has
been secured for the building of sew
cral battlcships for Russia i'm this
country. There is no sentiment in this
order and it is simply placed here be-
cause Russia is confident that i'm this
country she can get the best and
quickest results. No great power now
feels in need of new battleships more
than Russia does. and she is detcr-
mined to have them as promptly as
possible and of the best material and
workmanship. The order was Sc
Cure.i in direct competition with Brit
ish builders and is an American vic
tory of no small proportions. America
will build the best kind of battleships
for Russia. but it will not give any
guarantee that they will cover Russia
with glory when they go into battle.
That kind of a guarantee could only
be given with the complete Americana
zation of the Russian navy.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

Raymond Hitchcock of '"Thc Yankee
Consul company is one of those genial
sonlS Who try To be polite to every
body. and the other day when he sat
down in 4 street car in Toronto by tn"
side of an elderly looking man, Hitch
cock said:
'Il"asant day. isn't it,
"Hcy"' responded the old man. with
his hind to his ear.
81 said it was Il pleasant day"
"Wliat say"
81 @imply said it was a pleasant
day
"Pcasc speak little louder: I'm a
Iine hard q hearin'.'
"Plc;,sant day. roarcd the come
dian. annoyed by the Siggles of some
girls opposite him.
"ThcSe cnnfOundcd cars make so
niuch nois" | can hardly hear ut all.
IF youll be so kind as to speak a lit
tie LOUDER
IT'S no consequence" screcchcd the
actor.
"iEey?"
"NotEinG. Nothing at all, sir"
'Nhit is it? What did you ask
for""'
"oh. nothing much of anything"
hOWlcd Hitchcock Whcreupon the Old
gentleman took Il couple of coppcrS
from bis pocket and. offering them to
the ronlcdi..n. said:
''Wcll. I don't often give, an it looks
to M" as if a we'll dressed. healthy
l"ol.m' man like you ought to he above
hcggin', but p'raps you've been I'M
fortunate, an here's d couple of cop
;cts for YOU
Hitchcock suddenly remembered that
he had an engagement at the corner
he WAS passing, and hastily made his
exit.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

An American, J. G. Jenkins, who is
re llhqushing the premiership of South
Australia. IT, order to become the
aGent-Scncral of that State in London,
VIII enjoy the distinction of being the
nfst man who was born a citizen OF
lhe United States to represent Brit
Ism colony in London. He is a native
OF Susqiehanna county. Pennsylvania,
.Ihd is said to have arrived in Austria
ia as canvasser for an American
house.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
A WOMAN TO Be PRETTY


Tho finest contour of female face the
sweetest smile of female mouth, loses
something If the head is crowned with
scant hair Scant and falling hair, it is
no" Known Is caused by a parasite that
burrows into the scalp to the root of the
hair, where it saps the vitality The lit
tie white scales the germ throws W in
burrowing are called da-1druT To cure
dandruff permanently. then. and to sto,
falling hair. that germ must be killed.
Newbro's Herpicide. an entirely new re-
suit OF the chemical laboratory destroys
the dandruff germ, and. OF course stops
the falling hair. and prevents badness
Sold by leading druggists. Send lNc. in
stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co,
Detroit. Mich
Bowditch. Webster &. Co., Special ACTS.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Quit

Saying that fate is against you.
Finding fault with tho weather.
Anticipating evils in the future.
Pretending. and bc your real self
Going around with II gloomy face
Faultin,iing, naESinG, worrying.
Taking Oncnse when none Is intended
Dwelling upon fancicd Sights and
WRONGS.
Talking big things and doing small
ones.
Scolding and flying into passion over
tribes.
BLASTING of what you can do instead Of
doing it,
Thinking that life is u grind ana not
worth living.
Talking continually about yourself and
your affairs.
Dcprcciating yourself and making light
of your abilities.
StyinG ,mkind things about acquaint-
anccS ana friends.
fIXagt:cr.itinS. and making mountains
out of mOlchillS.
Launching the past, holding on to dis
agreeable experiences.
t'ityinS yourself and bcmOanIng your
lack of opportunities.
Comparing yourself with others to your
own disadvantage.
Work once in Il willie and take time to
renew Nour energies.
W:itin;; round for chances to turn up.
DO aud turn them up.
Writing letters when the blood is hot
which you may regret later
Thinking that all tn" good chances and
OppOrtunltic are gone by.
Thinking of yourself to III" exclusion of
everything and everyone else
CarpinS and criticising. See the best
rather than th'. worst in others.
Dreaming that you would IL. happier in
some oth'r pEtc" or circumstances.
Bclittlin@ thoS' whom you envy because
you feel that they are superior to your
self.
BIlating on your pains and aches and
nisiortuncs to everyone who will listen
10 you.
Specializing rs to what You would do
IN some one clscs place, and do your best
in Your own.
Gazing idly into the future and dream
Ing about it instead Of making the most
III the present.
Longing for til" good things that others
have instead of going To work and earning,
them for Yourself.
10 ollinG for onrprtrmitics hundreds or
thousands al miles away instead of right
where you Hrc.-SucccSS.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
LIGHT AND AIRY.
Her Objection.

eff we ccnnomiZr," said the h''SiE'i'd
I'VE Will soon nave house Oh GU, -"
inst,;id of having to live in rented prop
trty." ~, .,, :,
.i;ut I'm not sulc l should l'k" that.
answered the wife. 81 couidnt .tflV
nails amy where | please III me Wills Oh
wnnIwnrk of our house, you know
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

A scientist has figured out that Vel
mans live longer than Americans ''i"
yrrt,,,,s to ascribe it to the generous
quantities of beer which they consume.
IT NAV not be true that beer makes
them live longer. but it certainly
makes them live bigger AROUND.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

IT is fortunate that cN-Prcs'deh'
Cleveland is not possessed OF par
tjru,arly sensitive epidcrmis, otherwise
he would be suffering from the stiiSH
of the shafts Of satire hurled at MN aH
the result of his attack on women
clubs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

ESTABLISHED, 1925.

M notice whatever will be taken OF
unsigned communications.
The Journal cannot be held responsible
for the preservation or return of re-
jectcd communications.
Address all communications relating 10
subscriptions and advertisements 10
RURLEIGH & FLYNT, Publishers.
Augusta, M0ine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

The sudden death of Gen. FitzhuSh
Lee causes deep and general grief
throughout the country. General Lee
was one Of those prominent Con-
federate leaders who have done in re-
cent years a great deal to wipe out the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Maine Gossip
A Quart of Strawberries.

Five little Stra Nb, rries,
Purchased at IL store;
One of them was rotten.
Then there was but four.
-Four little Strawberries,
Sour as could be;
One of them was wormN.
Then there were but three.
Three little strawberries,
Looking mighty blue;
One of them WIS sandy.
Then there were but two.
Two little Strawberries,
Never saw the sun:
One OF them WIS green.
Then there WIS but one.
one little strawberry,
One and only one.
Made into !? ShOrtC'kr.
Now, of course. there's none.
Chicago Chronicle.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

eft is cstimated'-our authority does
not saw who made the estiinatc-tha'
the average person opens and closes
,,;. ovos 600 900 times Il year. This
average, however, does not apply L"
men who live in Il State which Is iuii
If nrohibition laws and pretty girls.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
Severe Sacrifice.

GrInncr-IIc where some scientist
rises. to remark that if you eat onions you
will live forever.
Guycr-What would he the uSt of liv
ing forever when no girl would ever let
Won kiss her!
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01

II Andrew Carnegie is looking Tor
chance to bestOw another sloooo'ooo
where il will do a lot of good, he miSht
rrovide pensions for newspaper work
ers who grow old or get worn out III
fine service.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-05-01
PAS Idea of It.

Little Willic-S;,y, PIT. is there my diff
ference between consistency and density:
PH-Not much, my son. Th': man who
is consistent at all times is somewhat
dense.