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Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29
WHY HE STRUCK

Tim Reilly carried mortar in ordinary
hod,
To earn his weekly wages and to honor
thus his God.
Tim Reilly worked industriousy and did
his duty well
TIL Mrs. Tim rejoiced because she saw the
bank roll swell.
There came a walking delegate, and told
Tim he must quit
Tim asked him for a reason-couldn't see
the point of It,
Said then the walking delegate: "'Tis
ordhers--an' tits thus;
Ye take yer ordhers quietly, and ye don t
make fuss.
"The chatter fer tn owner av th' corner
facthoiy
Hez quit his auto-runnin', an it reaches you
an me.
Bec'ase th' auto drivers hez all t'run their
Jobs away,
An makers av tn autos waz called out an
yesterday"
Tim reilly couldn't it yet where ne
should lose his place.
BE gob," declared the delegate, "I ought
t bate yer face!
Inc auto drivers HeA IN TlBnJ 10 cali yen
sympathy
TIL man what owns the auto S cousin
makes these bricks-ye see?"
The price bricks has gone up in Chi
cago. So have the bricks.
Gen. Miles has a scheme to array the
Massachusetts militia in knee breeches and
cooked hats. Isn't that a bit Revolutionary? :?
FLOWERS
Cover the graves of our heroes; scatter the
how'rs DER the sea-
Honor the brave men who perished to bring
peace to you and me-
Nothing you do can requite them their
sunrings the blood that they she'd
But-save a few how'rs for the living the
while you remember the dead
No one would envy all honor that's paid to
our loved ones agone
They gave their lives up so freely-nothlng
too much can be done.
Fold them in peace with banner
mourn for the life that is fed.
But-keep ye some buds for the living, cen
ye honor your dead.
w. H c.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

The governor OF Wisconsin overshadows the gov
of Missouri in attacking Legislative lobbyists
Governor Folk merely requires a lobbyist to kotow
before him and then be subjected quasidetectiye
surveillance during his stay at the capital Governor
La Toilette. however demands Legislative enactment
making IL possible to imprson lobbyists approaching
members for the purpose of unduly influencing them"
The lobbyists life is not happy in Missouri and
Wisconsin.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

LET there be light" and plenty of it, in Los An
gees. While provision is in progress for ornamental
illumination of the leading business thoroughfares the
needs of poorly lighted sections of the city should be
considered. The lighting committee of the council has
done well in taking measures for meeting that need
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29
JOHN L.

JOHN L.
Now all the ''pugs" are shouting loud,
Good news has made the fighters sing,
For Charlie Mtchelrs challenged him.
And John LIS back into the ring!
Here's to the "old 'un"! Bully boy!
Twelve years by you the belt was worn.
Jim Corbett thought he licked you fair,
But really, twas John Barleycorn
A camel goes eight days without drink,
Some individuals want to make Los An
geles a camel-yard Others still wish it TO
be q human beings town.
The Presbyterians have taken in the Cum
berland Presbyterians and have thus sig
nified that the Civil War is over. 1t is now
up to" the Baptists and the Methodists to
make similar discovery.
The prevailing system of architecture just
now, in Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas is the
cyclone cellar
Hands up Alfred Austin threatens to invade
the Russo-Jap war with poem. That would
settle it.
And now everybody is knocking Tom Law
son because he only told who got rich and
didn't put us on to how they did it.
The Oklahoma editors, at their annual
meeting, will be entertained by cowboy
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

1t Enthusiastically gracious act of Senator
Clark in extending invitation the chamber COM
to send hundred of it's representatives on an
excursion to Salt Lake special train guests of
the senator Los Angeles and Salt Lake are fast be-
coming angelic and sanity twins.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

Travel to Philadelphia is likely to be light conse-
quence of that gas commoton The chairman of the
citizens committee of seventy says: I'VE are going to
investigate civic matters and will stir up the city, when
we finish there will be stencil that will reach to
heaven" The perfume from the garbage incinerator
doesn't reach half that high
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

Whether the city charter stand "slight frac-
ture' without damage to its stability appears be
perplexing question for the city authorities There is
need for some fexibity in the method of providing
extra help for certain departments in emergencies,
which the terms of the charter forbid But cracked
charter would not ring true"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

The town OF Folsom, which is about mile from
the state prison. is considering the question whether
1t shall move or become shining example of prohibit
ton BY virtue of new law, which became effective on
Tuesday no saloon is permitted within miles of any
state prison, state college, Moving vans are likely
to be in great demand at Folsom
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29
Charmed With II

The commercial traveller had called on
every business man in the place. and hadn't
sold a cents worth Of goods.
well, how DO you Ike our little town"
asked the landlord OF the hotel.
'First rate" said the commercial traveller
with enthusiasm. ITS beautiful young
city How soon can / oatch a train out of
ii going either wayf"-chicago Tribune.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

New York city is taking reform in allopathic doses
these days. 1t is said that Sunday baseball games
which advertised and for which admission fees are
charged violate the penal CODE" Under that decision
arrests will follow any future exhibitions of that kind
Will it be the turn of Los Angeles next?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

AS Los Angeles is a city of 100000 inhabitants
is 1t not sufficiently metropolitan to out the pueblo
practice of allowing old buildings be moved through
the streets? The practice is exasperating nuisance
generally and is accountable much profanity on the
part of street passengers.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

The lot boom in the Clark tract at Las Vegas has
reached the point where lots quoted at from $500
$1,000 land at that" But there should be a solid
future it would seem, for the only town the whole
stretch between San Bernardino and Salt Lake
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

distinguished London physician has been awarded
prize by the Royal Medical society the discovery
that has two distinct of sensory There
many persons who have time thought
they had at least gross of them.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

The Chicago strike is felt acutely here in Los Ange
by the incidental interference with citrus fruit ship
ments east of Chicago. Verify How great matter
little fire kindleth.'
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

1t is absurd notion that the Japanese adapt
themselves readily to American ways. In Hawaii the
American half station of the transpacifc, Japanese
laborers have taken to the strike naturally they
we're natives of Chicago.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

who will permit himself to be scalped in
full view. They have queer ideas of FUN"
in that neck of the woods
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

per cent cut in time between Chicago and New
York is announced by the New York Central Railway
company Nineteen hours instead Of twenty will be the
fast time limit. But how slow that time will seem
a dozen years hence
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

There is doubt that American ideas making
rapid progress in the Philippines. bank in Manila
has just gone into the hands of receiver and
political party has been organized.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

The affairs of the collapsed Goldfed bank have
reached the usual stage where the responsible officials
seek to lay the blame another. When rogues
fall out honest men get"-left in such cases.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

The Goldfeld mining district is "in the limegh'
now. Following the suspension of bank, because Of
alleged ootng comes news of shooting affair and
big hold up" robbery.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29
THE HERALD'S CITY CIRCULATION
Population of Los Angeles 2Ol .249

1t seems now to be about chance in the ques-
tion which of the two great battles will be decided first?
will it be the one in Manchuria the in Los An
geles?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29

Plans for the Temple auditorium have been accepted.
They provide for freproo structure which will cost
when completed including the value of the SITE close to
100000 1t will truly fill "a long felt want in Los An
geles.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-05-29
IPi-lineS and IPick-upS
Roses

Roses, or white or red,
Bloom here all year,
Lining the hedgerows bright.
Smiling in cheer.
Pale he my sweetheart's cheeks,
Pallid and wan:
Far from her face so dear
Roses were gone.
Roses, on bush and bower.
Nod ye, and smile;
Come with your faint perfume
To her awhile
o, land Of sunshine dear.
Grateful 1 be!
Roses have come to one
Dearest to me!
Sunshine and roses, too,
You may be fair,
But with the bloom and grace
Now in my sweetheart's face,
None may compare!
w. H. C.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-12-19

Der 8erantuorttibteit fir Die Gin
mauoerer losgeiprDhen iein iDuen.
Dteie lebtere 8eftimmung miro in
Der 9ob1es8in aeitriheu, 10 oaB ben
Dampfer.@ eienihaftett Die nuue Ser:
antuortlidfeit NIT Nuem, mas baau
aeb6rt, a~ufaebiroet bleibt. Die
Dampfergeieulhaften tDnner allo
better aeaniebelt neroen. a(8 bisber,
tperr es mol Ieiu muB.
uniere 2eier iehen, baB biele 8ius
bas abiheulibfte Wadmerf fino,
bas fih oenten ldRt. uuter feinen
umitanben iOllten iie angerummer1
merben. -
Das appeqationaeeridt bes STAG
tes Seem gort bat bas @eIum
6earit's, cine 0adsdb[une Der bel
Der lebten Seem 0orter Wapprsmabl
abaegebenen Stimmert su aeftatten.
abgenielen. 60 ertldrt, baB tein
@eriht berehttgt iei, Die Defining
Der Stimmfaiten uub Nahadbluno
Der @ttmmaettel at15uoronen. Has
nit miro 0earit's 8abltDnteit uDl
porldufg beenbet iein. @r Mill iibris
gems, wie es beiBt, bic Sadie Dor
Die 4eoi8latur bringen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-12-19
VI u q a n b.

Nu8 9DttD miro aemeloet, oaB
Der Baron &omura, Der als Speaiala
@eianbter Sapans in Betting meilt,
nod INNER ntht i'm Stanoe gemeien
lit, nit oer hineiiInen Negierung
ben gertraa absuiblieBen, ourd ben
Die i'm 8ertrag gu Burtsmuutb pors
geiebenen 8onaelitpnen mirtlt9 at,
Sapan. ibertragen perben. China
Bat Dffenbar feline SUIT, bic in 8ortss
mrutb auf feline Soften eernad5ten
Gbmahuneen gut gu beiBen. Die
Depefhen bebaupten natiirlih, bab
anoere WfGhte oabinter ltedten, uno
smar ielbitperitdnolih Deutihlano,
ferner RuBlane unb Tronfreim.
60hlt uabribeinlib peiaert fi9 aber
Die bineiiibe &eeteruna aus eigener
Snitiatine; beam man miro in Befina
mol iebr gut einieben, baB es Saparl
auaenbltdlih sienlib ihmer fallen
miiroe. ieine SDroerunaet nit ges
malt ourbsuieben. NuBeroem m6een
audi oieIe TnroerunQen 10 er0rbitant
iein. oaB China fie aor nidt beuil.
liger fann.
- Ser anQetnnoiate @eneralHreif
lit, mie cine Depeibe aus ct. Be=
tersbura meloef, md, nidt our Mus.
fihrung getommen. Die Ngitatorerl
iheuen iih offenbar bDr Der lehr
etergtiben 6altung Der &egierung
uno Dor Der ungeniBbeit. pb auh
aue Nrbeiter ibrem Guf Iplge LETTER,
uno Die Grbeit nieoerlegen tueroen.
Die @iienbabnsN naeItellten ideinen
ourfaus teine Suit gum Gtreit gu
baben unb ubne lie miroe Elm Gene
ralitreif unm6gli6 iein. - Hab ben
9epeihen aus ben SftIeeprputnsen
lift Die Sage bort nod unperdnoert.
Sn ben StraBenfGtnpfer su Mtitau
iullen 300 Wenifen um's 2eben ges
tornt1er iein; BET StDdmannS in 21p=
Lamb brahten Die Wufitdnoiiden einen
Bug, Der Solbateu nah Gtqo tran8-
portierte, gum gntaleiieu unb griffen
oann Die ueberlebenoen BON ben Balz
lagierert an; in Weoen baben5 traBens
fdmpfe ftattaefunben uno man erDars
tet einen Ingriff Der aufitdnbiImen
2anoleute auf Die Staot; oagegen
tDn1mt aus &iga Die Mahridt. Die
Wtitteiluneen iber Die blutieen Stras
Benfdmpfe, Die bort pDrgetommen
iein iOIten, ieien nid3t roahr ooer
bod gum Winoeiten fart iibertries
ben. Bis gum DDnnerstae b6tten
bort nod fetne ihlimmen &Duilionen
smifhen benz Wtilitdr uno ben Nufs
itdnoiihen ftattgefunoen.
- @raf BON BreBler, bisber BET
Der oeutiben 8Dtihaft in Meritu an=
geltelt, lit mad Wafhinaton perIebt
uuroen.
- Sn Der bineiiihen Staot Sbane.
bat itno fremoenfeinolibe unru1en
p%orgefumtnen. Der oeutihe Gpnful,
Der amerifaniihe 8iees 3pnfut unb
anoere Trembe fuuen mishanoelt
porcen iein. Die pDr Der Staot lies
genoen fremoeu &rieasibiffe lanoeten
Watroien nnb oiele, i'm Berein NIT
Der einbeimiiben BDlisei, baben Die
Oronung mieoer heraeitent.
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gett aper 80 5aaren

ihpn tourbe Mrs. 8~insluu's Sppa
thing $ Sgrup BON Miuiunen BON
Wfittern betm Babnen Der &inoer
argeDenoet. @irtt 9u i'm S@fafe
ourb oas S1reien eines 3inbes ees
itDrt, oaB i'm 8abnen lit uno our
Shmeraen ueint? 8enn 10, Iaf1e
i0fort cine Hlaihe bon ,.Wlrs.
WtnslOns SDotbtna Syrup" holen.
Sem Wert 1T unbeaablbar. gs miro
Dem tleinen 2eioenoen iDfDrt Ainoes
rurg periGaffen. gerlaBt eud oas
raul, Wfitter, es lit tein 8fpeifel
oarlber. gs BELT D~iarrboe, regu.
ltert ben Magen unb Die 0ierer,
beieitigt Bino Sotit, ermeint ben
9aumen, Derbinbert gntsiinbuna
uno tdrtt oa8 gauge Spitem.
,Wtrs. Binslums SODthine Sprup"
fitr aabnenoe &inoer lit aagenebm
i'm @eibmad; oas &ecept ftannr,t
nDn einetn Der beften meibliden
Ier5te in ben Ser. Staten. @s lit
bel allen 9rugaiiten in Der aaraer
Welt gu baben. 8reis Is Gents per
Tlaihe. &auft nihts anoeres, als
Wrs. Winslpns SODthina Snruu.
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800 @elpnnnua, 800.

fabren, baB es meni9itens eine 9efir6tete Rranfbett
giebt, tpethe Die Miiieni6aft in an ibren Stnfen ~
beilen i'm Stanoe 1T; 6al's Ratarrb=Rur 1T pie ein=
5ige iebt Der dr3tliden 8rtberI9aft befannte poltipe
Sur. &atarrb ~erforoert als eine Gonfitutionstranf=
tarrb= Rur miro tnnerli4 geno1ame1 ufnb ipirft brett
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f6reno uno Dem 9atterten Rraft gebenb, inbem fe
bic Contribution 6es &6rpers auibaut unb Der Gatur
In ibrem @erte bilFt. Die Gtgentbimer baben 10
bert Dollars Setobnuns fur ieoen SAL a%nbister,
ben fe gu furiren oerfehlt. GaBt Gu9 cine Site bon
.3e1enifen %toutraeit. Mar %oereIise:
s. :. @benep II. &c., Gi9entb, Solebo, ..
8erfauft bon alien Ipptbefern, qreis rs Gents.
Nebmt 6au's To1nilien 0iIen fir @erfppinna
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8eiuht Shuls'a Saloon, Wlas
mo : Bla8a. Stets .frifbes Bier an
2apf.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-01-20
A GREAT RECORD.
Hard to Duplicate It in Mar ,haIItown.
Scores Of representative citizens OF

Hard to Duplicate It in Mar shaIItown.
Scores Of representative citizens of
Marshalltown are testifying on the
following subject. Such a record of
local endorsement is unequaled in mod
ern times. This public statement
made by citizen Is but enc of the
many that have preceded 1t and the
hundreds that will follow. Read it:
Mrs. l.. N. Solomon, Of 807 South
Third avenue. says: 1.-Two years ago I
had a serious attack Of kid 1ey trouble
and placed myself under treatment by
a physician and was cured at a cost
of $40. I had another Sc we're attack
in the neck Of the bladder. It SEEM
ed as If swelling of considerable size
had INSTRUCTED the secretions of the
kidneys and 1t caused me great plain.
We heard about Doan's Kidney Pills,
and Mr.. Solomon got q box at Mcbride
& Willis drug store. used them and
relief was obtained almost at once. The
use Of two boxes affected an absolute
cure. The difference between 81 and
$40 is an item worth saving, to say
nothing Of the suffering. My nephew.
living in LaPorte, Ind, also used
Doan's Kidney Pills and Doan's ONT
ment with wonderful results"
For sale by all dealers. Price soc.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffa o, N. Y, sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the name--Doan's-and
take no other.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-01-20
Superintendent Sweeney Settles
With Committee by Granting
Advance Over Present Scale
FIREMEN,s WAGES INCREASED
Engineers Received Little More
Than so Per Cent of tho Advance
Asked For-Firemen's Raise is Pro-
portional-schedue Is Vet to Be
Approved by Brotherhood.

After almost ten days of continu
Gus conferences between General SUI
perintendent Sweeney, of the Iowa
Central, and committees representing
over the new working schedule, an
agreement was reached Thursday
night. The new scale is satisfactory
to both the officials and men, and a
compromise was effected on basis
which granted to the engineers little
more than so per cent of the increase
asked. The firemen received pro-
portional raise In wages. Many of the
minor details of the schedule, which
did not effect wages. were readily
agreed upon.
BY the agreement there is granted
a general increase to all engineers ana
firemen, excepting those on the pas
senger runs, and those on switch en-
gines who were already receiving STAN
dard pay, which for the engineers is SIS
day. In the freight service, the scale
for operating engines Of the 30" and
$50" classes. was increased from "a to
$40 a hundred miles; and the 80
class engines from $4.10 to $4.20 This
applies to the thru freight tratrs. For
the local freights the scale was In
creased from $4.10 to $4.20 a hundred
miles, except for standard engines,
which remain at the standard scale.
The gravel train service was put on a
mileage basis, another concession to
the men, with the pay for engineers
based on $3.50 per hundred miles for
engines of the "9O'' or a higher class.
called the large engines, and 1910 a
hundred miles for those under the go
locomotives.
age will remain the same as hereto
by the committees.
Engineers are to receive pay for
making up and putting away their
trains at Abba and Monmouth, which
was a concession made by the officials.
This pay is to be based on the usual
overtime schedule. The schedule for
the switch engine engineers in the
Monmouth yards was increased to So
a day. These are the last OF the yard
engines to be raised to the standard
scale. The enginemen on switch en-
gines in the local yards will be given
a full hours pay for more than thirty
minutes work during the noon hour.
This was another concession to the
men, no pay ever having been received
for this before.
The firemen were granted similas
concessions in all the clauses of the
schedule which were changed for the
engineers.
The members of the engineers COM
lnittee are very we'll satisfied. ana say
they received very. fair treatment at
the hands of Mr.. Sweeney.
Mr.. Sweeney, accompanied by SUI
perintendent C. S. Hayden and Master
Mechanic Thomas M. Feeley, went to
Oskaloosa this morning.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-01-20
CASE WEAKENs
officers Cannot Bring ii. F. Curtis, the
Omaha Man, From Nebraska on the
Warrant Sworn to BY A. j. Weiss
and Weiss Has Now Disappeared.

From recent developments in the
criminal action for perjury started by
Albert J. Weiss, in the filing of war
rant against II. F. Curtis, the Omaha
railroad man, there is every reason to
believe the case will come to nothing.
Not only are the officials unable to
secure Curtis on Weiss warrant from
Nebraska, but now Weiss has turned
up missing, and since Wednesday has
not been seen. The difficulty in the
serving of the warrant is due to the
fact that Curtis cannot be brought to
Iowa without requisition papers, to Sc
cure which an affidavit must be made
that the man wanted is a fugitive from
Justice The officials, or County At
torney Northup, are not willing to
make this affidavit, and neither Is
Weiss. If Curtis should come into
Iowa the officers say they will serve
the warrant on him. Where Weiss has
gone to, In view of his emphatic state
ment that he intended to remain here
and fight the case, is not known. The
sheriffs officers are also wondering
where he has secured the means to
support himself while here.s When he
was released from Jail he had less than
SO, but he has paid his board and APP
parently secured money from some
source
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-01-20
do into any profession, teaching

do into any profession, teaching or
business.
But we believe that any sugges-
ton of fraud" he said, lis bad enough
without it being necessary to warn
people. In your teaching and lectures
give prominence to the good that the
mediums are doing and leave UNI
spoken any evil which you think of
your co-laborers. Charges of fraud Of
ten spring from jealousy between me-
diums."
The convention opened Thursday,
with a rather small attendance at the
morning session. AT the afternoon
sessions for which tests and readings
by Rev. Eva Mccoy, of this city were
announced, the attendance was larger.
For myself said Mr.. Vail, in his
annual address. Il have found in forty
years of careful research among all
kinds of mediums and all phases of
mediumship, that there is no larger
proportion of frauds than among any
other class of people, profession or
trade
Mr.. Vail had recommendation to
make on Il great variety of subjects.
He proposed the passage of resolutions
misunderstanding the practice of vacci-
nation, which he said was a frequent
medium of transmission of scrofula and
other blood diseases and recommend
ing equal suffrage for men and women,
and affirmation in lieu of oaths in
courts of law, declaring against the
monopoly of doctors of medicine and
urging the rights of those who make
cures by "God-given powers and treat
ing of variety of other subjects.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-01-20
mike" FLYNN is cAusTIc.

I eaoue's ex-Umpire Takes Few
Shots at Boone and Fort Dodge.
While an umpire Of the Iowa State
League "NIike" FLYNN was what might
in a. sense be termed a disturbing ele-
ment. While no longer connected WIFI
the circuit he still retains that pc
culiar ability to stir things up. He
has recently, by an open letter OF
criticism, caused an awful storm OF
protest and denunciation to be hurled
at him and his ability as an umpire
by the papers of Boone ana Fort
Dodge, which were the OBJECTS OF
"Mike's'' remarks. The letter has peen
going the rounds Of the press and mas
created more comment than any re-
cent happening of the league. FLYNN
letter which was originally printed in
the Burlington Hawkeye, Is as fol-
lows:
"The villages of Boone and Fort
Dodge should by all means be dropped
from the Iowa State League circuit ana
the cities of Clinton and Quincy should
be given their franchises. 1t looks IKE
suicide for the league if they attempt
to carry such dead timber again next
season when good, large, live cities like
the latter are clamoring for admis-
sion.'
"There are several good reasons why
this should be done. First, because the
visiting teams run up against an ex-
pense bill larger than their share OF
the gate receipts; again because the
average villager will bet cigars, sacks
Of peanuts and sometimes money In
small quantities, and then become pre-
JUDGED against the visiting team and
sometimes the umpire. This latter
individual was not always known by
that name in some of the small towns
in the Iowa league last season; they
had a variety of names for him, but
we won't let any of them get into print
at the present writing.
"1'he desire of the villager during the
progress of championship game is to
have each visiting player who at
tempts to score break his leg and the
umpire Cat all times) his neck. Some
times they become impatient waiting
for the latter accident to occur, and
attempt to carry out the trick them
selves. The umpire's life in the Iowa
State league last season was as siren
uous as it is possible to find anywhere