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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
NNnuIdn,t lie RecOncIle e d.

Two Of the most eminent lawyers at
the Philadelphia bar were Benjamin
Harris Brewster and his half brother,
Frederick Carroll Brewster. Both had
held the Office Of attorney general for
the state. and the first had been attor-
ney general of the United States. They
had not been on friendly terms for
many years. 1t is said that on one oc-
casion mutual friend tried to bring
them together. and finally Frederick {.
consented to bury the hatchet and sent
BENJAMIN II. 4 card containing his
name. with these words written under
meath. At home on Monday evening,
May l." By the same messenger Ben
iamin II. sent Il card In return, which
read. BENJAMIN II. Brewster also at
homo Monday evening, May l." This
ended negotiations.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

At the bttN.ing out of the CflmeaI
war Eliza Rachel, the celebrate,
French tragedienne, was in ST. Peters
burg. Just before leaving the Russian
capital some Of the officials of the cit!
gave banquet in her honor. At tn
end of the feast ore of the Russian OF
ficers. IL nOblcman Of high rank, said L
Rache, in bantering sort of way:
we will not bill You 'gJodby,' bu
merely 'au revoir,' for we will soon b
ln Paris to drink yoIr health In spar
king champagne.
Monsieur" replied Eachcl. "Frarc.
ls not rich cnouah to treat a!l he: pris
onerS of w. - r'.''''
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
u,vv II Was Pronounced.

Who was it who declared that "er.
man in despair at the difficulties OF
English pronunciation said that We
write "caoutchouc" and read 1t "gutla
percha?" He was not driven TO sucn
desperation as one of his countrymeh
who gave up the study of the language
on being told that the "Mikado was
pronounced "a decided success. TIL
ooOO News
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

OF the many ,hc p and simple diSln-
fectants proposed 10. the use Of the
people one Of the most effective Is
common SCOT. ; SJot is composed OF
pure carbon and IS formed by the hot
vapo. of the hyG.ocarbOn coming from
burr.n. f.el striking the cold walls
Of tie &. c...n.ney or stow ripe and con-
densin. ,torc n. It is a very light,
porous and impilpable powder and'
like charcoal. which is the same ele-
mcnt in a different form, possesses
the property Of absorbing and retain
In. wonderful amount of gas. lie
great danger Of disease about sewers
G.a."s and other places i almost en-
TREY Guc 10 gas given off by decom-
posing matter. II SCOT he sprinkled
about these places it will absorb the
foul CaS.-LOndon Mail.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
The DeIIs of DavOs.

The first thing that strikes the s'rah-
rcr in Davos. Switzerland, and strikes
him unpleasantly IS the bells. Not on
" does every COW. goat ana Sheep
woor IFS bell. but when they are all
shut up for the winter and we hope for
a little rest then comes tie Internal
eternal din from every cart. carriage,
sleigh. omnibus and all other kinds OF
vehicle which ply for hire or otherwise
No doubt they become necessity on
the silent highways rs winter progress
rs but that does not render them one
bit more palatable.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
EnrInnd's Hound Ircc.

The heart of England IS Il sturdy
member that throhs responsive 10 eV-
cry call Of duty. That. indeed Is NOT
common t. England. hut j. n heritage
Of every land where the love of country
is deep hSthe breast of man. Eat 'h'
real heart Of England its exact goo
graphical centcr-is altogether another
proposition. SO far from being occu-
pied by patriotic sentiment, tree eX-
octly fills the space. 1t is called Round
Tree and * both a picturesque ana dis
tInculshcd growth. Cold stone might
mark the spot. but this living monu-
mon, which greens aS the snow mcliS
Is much more fitting. This ancient OAK
tvplfieS the national strength. and the
associations attached To il thickly a>
leaves in midsummer make it thlls
OF affection ana vcncratlon.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
His Queer Question

Mudg-What an aggravating habit
Vickvire has Of answering a question
bv asking another Yabsley-l never
noticed it. Mudge-NOw, for instance,
last night | asked him il he would lend
me SO. He didn't say whether he
could or not, but asked me II tooS
him for fool.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Six Great Men.

From 1870 to 1880 is the most memo
rable period in modern history. SIX
great men made their marks-Napo-
leon. whose chief feature was amol-
ton: Nelson. courage; Washington i'll
dependence; Wellington, thoroughheSs'
Pitt. statesmanship, and George Ste
phenson. ingenuity. Washington ana
Nelson have secured the affection OF
poSterity. Washington and Stephenson
have done the most for mankind. ell
inctOn enjoys the respect of all, PlI
has our admiration, and Napoleon VIII
forever excite the wonder ot the world.
Napoleon endeayored to remodei hu'
rome: George Stephenson succeeded III
doiuc so. Washington and Stephenson
together had independence, observation
and ingenuity three qualities
which are of the most service TO hu'
mauity.-London Truth.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
LARGEST of All Bibles.

Largest of all Bibles in the world Is
the Kahgyur. or Buddhist scriptures or
Tibet. which consists of 1OS volumes
Of 1000 pages each. Each volume
weighs ten pounds and forms q pacS
age twenty-six inches long, eight inches
broad ard eight inches deep This
bible requires a dozen yaks for its
transport. and the carved wooden
blocks from w''ch It IS printed need
rows of houses. like Il city, for thelr
storage. \ tribe of Mongois paid ''VVo
oxen for Il copy of this bible. In al.
dition to the bible there are 325 vol
umes of commentaries. which are neceS'
sary for its understanding. There i
also a large collection OF revelations
which supplement the bible.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Diplomatic.

'-Of course the earrings are quite
pretty" she said, with just tinge OF
disappointment, but the stones are
very small"
But. my DEAR replied Mr.. Pho1y.
"if they were any larger they'd be all
out OF proportion to the size OF your
ears. s."-Philadelphia Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
MY Change Her Mind

Little Ethel Gaying down a book
Do princes always dress III SILK ana
velvet and wear cap with a white
feather and ride sweet little whlte
pony? Mother-NOt now, my pet.
They dress just like other boys. Lttle
Ethel (>adly)-Then ! don't thlnx w
ever marry.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Too Much Imagination.

Pity the man or woman devoid or I'M
acination. but he or she who allows
the Imagination too great liberty be-
comes its subject rather than Its mas
fer The man who wears rubber
on the pedal attachment to his CORK
log because the cork foot aches with
ont the rubber is as unfortunate a VIC
tim as the Scotchman who tainted on
account of the heat in church the first
Sunday after stoves were set up, al
though a fire had not been lighted III
any OF them.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
4 Northern Venice.

The old city of Client, Belgium, Is
built on twenty-Six islands. which are
connected with one another by eighty
bridges. Three hundred streets ana
thirty public squares are contained IN
these islands. Client is famous because
Charles V. and John of Gaunt were
born there. 1t has been the scene or
many treaties, instructions and re-
volts. and it was there the treaty was
made terminating the war of 1872 be
tween this country and England.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Concerning Reading.

or course reading may become mere
Indulgence and dissipation. habit to
be corrected: also ii IS very evident
that many great. resolute natures nave
been built Up with little reading or by
much reading of Il few books ana much
wondering much reading of men, or
oninions. of events. rather than Of the
printed page. Men like cromwell ana
Lincoln and others who have changed
the course ~ modern history have been
so nurturcl. We could even point TO a
very great and effective modern Scleh
tnc genius who. with IN apparent aver
sion T. scientific literature. gets his
learning not 80 much from books as
from experiments and from the TWEEN
~ question" system intc!liGently ap
piled 10 friendly XpcrtS.-Ccntury.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

An eye can threaten Ike a loaoed
and leveled gun or can insult like MSS
ing or kicking. or. in it, altered moon'
by beams Of kindness il can make tiie
heart dance with Emerson Con
duct OF Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
A Reminder.

Elder Sister, Really. dear, you
mustn't put Il remain ever your loving
Nellie Tomkins." You may put II re
main your loving Nellie Tomkins' II
Won like but underline the remain
and the "Tomkins." Fathers been
throwing out hints about the Ions
courtship, darling.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

Pausing uncertainty before desk 'n
the big insurance office, the Hiberniah
visitor said to the clerk, "Oi want 10
tex out a pawlicy.'
Life, fire or mariner dra"leu ''e
dapper clerk, with infinite sarcasm.
"All three Oi'm thinkin'' retorted
the applicant. Dim goin' fer stoKer
I'm tn nayy."-Puck.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Real Riches.

"Who is the richest man In the
world?" asks an exchange and begins
measuring millions against millions
All wrong. The richest man in the
world is the onl tnat gets the greatest
amount of happiness out of what he
has. whatever It is. 1t il an old truth
hut II was never truer than 1t Is TO
dav Pueblo (Colo.) Chieftain.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
His Course.

Farmer Oornrack-Mandy, l got n
letter from our boy sayin' he was se'-
tin ready to take a preparatory ses-
sion. Mandy-A three months course,
7 presume? Farmer Cornrack-No'
think not. He said somethln ABOUT
nine hole course, twice arounh.-NeW
York Times
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Needed More ExnIicit directions.

p McCann-I didn't take yer medi'
cine. doctor. Or. Doscham-And why
not? p. McCann-Th' directions said
IVAN pill tree tonnes day. I've
been waltin' to ask We which pill? They
all lux alike, sure. An how'm | TO
take ut tree tomcS?-Cleveland Lead
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Permanent Ideals.

To live in the presence OF great
truths and eternal laws, to be ied ny
nermanent ideals-that is what keeps
q man patient when the world ignores
him and calm and unspoiled when the
world praises him.-Balzac.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
p,ao.Lfuu nud Practice.

Uinks-Tm ever 50 much obliged fol
This favor and if ever have chance
I'll do as much Hello. here come
Rilkins, Let's dodge into an alieywa!
Binks-Don't YOU Ike B1.kins? Jinks-
He did me favor once. and the fellow
NAV want me to return it.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

Eyes. Laura. he said his hart was
in my keeping" ,
"Take my advice, dear, and tell him
YOU are not running a storage ware
house for damaged goods. ds."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Hard to Get.

The Doctor-Queer saying that ABOUT
truth lying at the bottom Of q wen.
The Lawyer-You wouldn't think so IL
Won knew the amount Of pumping we
LAWYERS sometimes have TO do to get
at It,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

Sweet Innocence-Papa says mat
YOU can't afford to marry. Guilelui
Youth-Oh, how absurd Why. 1t only
costs few dollars! Sweet Innocence
Is that so? How foolish papa Is! III
roll him
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

Baron-Then the obstreperous beggal
whom YOU turned out Of doors wa
coarse and abusive. Valet-Abusivc
my lord. He might have been YOU
lordship himself.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Tic snow Line.

Snow. even in The tropics, never meits'
but remains continuously I'LL the year
round above the height OF 1G.000 feet.
In colder cllmes the snow line Is mdcn
lower than this.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
D,,,I Prrsihage.

Duke of Buberry y-Where were you
when the king fell off his horseF Duke
of Hohokus-Oh. was near tne
throvn.-Pittsburg Post.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
IfffIe Grains.

Biggs-To think that n man shouiu
put an enemy in his mouth TO steaI
away his brains, Grlggs-Nes' anu
think what n hunt il must be Tor the
enemy sometimes.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

Friend-I suppose the baby Is ronn
OF you? Papa-Fond OF mei Why, he
sleeps all day when I'm not at nome
and stays up ali night just TO enjoy my
socIety.-Town and Country.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

There will be i-is-akes in divinity
while men lwecei cgl Gro" In govern
ment While u II go,e-n.-Carleton.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
More Than Engaged

"rd like 20 see your mistress. Is she
engaged"
"Why. sir, she's married; been mar
ried for twenty years.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
HEALTH
is the
Most
important

The manufacturers of Royal
Baking Powder have had 40
years of scientific experience.
Every method Of bread-and-
cake raising has been exhaus-
lively studied in this country and
abroad.
The result is perfect prod
act in Royal Baking Powder.
There is no substitute for it.
The purity and efficiency of
Royal Baking Powder have
been commended by the highest
authorities of the world.
These facts mean two imPor-
tant things to all housekeePers:
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

Help thy bro'hcr's boat across. ana
10. thine own has reached the shore!-
Hindoo rrore:b.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26

Fame is the perfume Of heroic deeds
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-05-26
Shenandoh Herald
Advertising Rates

Adv :tisements will be inserted
at one collar per square OF ten lines
or less for the first insel ton and SO
cents tor each subsequent insertion.
~ Quarterly or yearly sd,ar.
usements by contract,
~ Unless the number of tnse,
tions is marked upon the mann.
script, advertisements will be- mn
ished until forbidden and charge
accordingly
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12

Open meeting of the Atheneum So
ciety next Friday evening.
1t isn't wise to pay much attention
to the fellow who carries tales.
Perfumeries and toilet articles of the
best kinds at Corner Drug store.
Chas. Rounds has fine line of corn
planters. If you need one see him.
Have you seen those coat shirts at
Rosenthal's? They are certainly swell.
Empire Cream Separators-the best
on the market-for sale by George Nc
Intyre.
Regular meeting of w. II. Dunphy
Post GAR in the Paisley parlors to-
morrow afternoon.
If you have live poultry for sale the
Empire Produce Co. will pay 10 cts per
ID at Yale Saturday, May 13.
The sun is climbing to the middle
of the sky, and the fisherman makes
music.as he hollers, going by.
O.F. Harms, Yale's milk dealer and
horses to Buffalo on Thursday.
Eggs for Hatching-I have several
settings of pure bred Plymouth Rock
eggs for sale. Enquire of Wallace
Adams.
Several large airy rooms upstairs in
my house torrent with outside entrance.
Whoever secures them can have use of
cellar. Apply to David Irwin. 81
We are grateful to Mrs. Chas. Craig,
of Roseburg, for basket of fine eating
apples brought in this week. They are
extra firm and hard for so late in the
season.
Mrs. Benz Gamble, of Melvin, is in
one of the Detroit hospitals undergoing
treatment for cystic abdominal tnmor
from what she has suffered for nearly
two years.
Linoleum is probably the best thing
you can get TO put on the kitchen floor
to save work and to wear WELL You
will find many pretty patterns of good
quality at Hutton's.
Cleanse your system of all impurities
this month. Now is the time to take
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. 1t
will keep you well all summer. 80
cents, Tea or Tablets. Pollock e. Hen
messy.
Archie Ludington's work in the new
steam laundry is giving universal sat
isfaction and he is having lots to do.
He is making a moderate charge of 4
cents per pound for family washings
over 10 pounds. Send yonr work in and
patronize home institution.
WANTED-A middle aged woman to
help in household affairs in family of
four persons, two adults and two child
rem. No laundry work to do. Family
boards at summer resort in summer
and goes south in winter. The right
person can drop into a good home at
going wages. Address, box 275, Port
Huron, Mich. - IA
G. w. Patton, who has been publish
ing the Almont Record for four months,
has purchased of A. III. Patterson the
Almont Herald, which the latter has
published for 30 years. The publica-
ton will continue under the latter
heading. Mr.. Patton has been connect
ed with the printing business in
Almont for 20 years, and for Is years
has been business manager of the
Worlds Hope, a religious magazine
published in Almont and edited by his
father, Rev. j. ii. Patton.
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12

All the latest in hats and caps at j.
l. Rosenthars.
Several refreshing rains the past week
has started vegetation a booming.
Mathews & Wight are headquarters
for wall paper and window shades.
NJ. u. church supper in the Samuel
White building this friday evening.
An ad in the home paper, to say the
least, wouldn't hurt the sale of your
goods.
Grant Minis is manager of Wharton
Il Cos north end grocery store in place
of Jacob Miller resigned.
Paris green sprayers will soon be a
garden necessity. See what have be-
fore you buy. Chas. Rounds.
Girl wanted to do general homework.
Write or call on Mrs. Harvey Tappan
813 Prospect Place, Port Huron. 1-tf
Live poultry wanted by the Empire
Produce Co. at Yale on Saturday, May
IL. Price 10 cts per pound live weight.
S. G. Buff Leghorns, Arnold's strain
great layers. Eggs % cents per dozen.
NJ. Bearss, Yale, Mich. Farm one-half
mile east. 52-4
near Old Brockway to VIM. White and
moved to town occupying her house
on Wood street.
Wanted-Good girl for general house
work, no washing or ironing. Mrs.
Peter J. O'Neill, 1905 Military street,
Port Huron, Mich.
Girl for general homework wanted
in a good home in Detroit. Fare will
be paid to the city. Good wages. Ap-
ply to j. A. Menzies, Yale.
Will Holden, who runs a meat mar
ket in Brown City, has purchased the
business of j. LETTERS q Son of the
same place and consolidated it with his
own. We are glad to see Will prosper
ing.
There are two kinds of laxative-medi
cines-Celery King and the other kind.
Celery King is tonic laxative and
medicine that never does anything but
good. 1t makes good health and good
looks. 25 cents at all druggists.
Dr. A. Pollock has graded the lawn
about his residence property on Main
street and set out shade trees which
makes a vast improvement to the pre-
misses. John Paxton and Russell Secor
did the work and made a fine job of it.
Mr.. Ryno and family of Cass City
have moved to Yale and taken up their
residence in part of r. w. Farley's
house on Kennefick street. Mr. Ryno
is the gentleman who purchased the
village hall property and will erect 10
cent feed barn on same.
A washing machine is useful the
year around but just now especially so
when there are SO many heavy things
to wash. You will find that the "Gee
Whiz" washer will give satisfaction or
if it does not you can return it. Better
take one home and give it a trial. |
John Hutton sells them.
Henry Welch has placed his tent on |
the vacant lot between the First Ma
tional Bank and Dr. j. B. Stevens |
Office, in which he will conduct q bowl |
ing alley. Henry has a new outfit and |
will no doubt do well In furnishing |
amusement for our townspeople during |
the long summer evenings. The tent |
has been wired and electric lights will |
be used.
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12
Springs housekeeping.

The spring has finished cleaning house.
And everything Is nice and clean;
Her fresh new carpets have been laid,
The lowered one of living green.
She hangs her curtains on the trees.
All green and pink and snowy white.
The windows Of the sky are washed.
And let In lots Of golden light.
She hangs her pictures everywhere,
And everyone a summer scene,
And every landscape glowing bright.
Is In a frame of living green.
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12
YObaCCOeS....oaA.

Having large consignment of
tobacco shipped to me direct from the
factory, am prepared to offer the fol-
lowing inducement to purchasers OF
SOC worth or over at one time 10 per
cent discount from regular price. L
also will sell cuts Hand Made plug
and cuts of Big Gun for 25c. A large
line of smoking always on hand.
Yours to please,
J. D. MOKeit tn.
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12

EARN FOR SALE-Conslsting OF so acres of
"a the best of soil for farming. Good house,
large basement barn, splendid water. farm all
we'll fenced. Located l of a mile from sugar
Texms to suit purchaser. For particulars ad-
dress or Gallon Jas. McColl. Yale, Mich. 81
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12
The Mutual
Life Insurance Coy
OF NEW YORK.
RICHARD A. MCCURDY, PRES.

Is the Oldest Life Insurance Company America largest
Accumulated Fund of any Company in the World
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12
Available Funds.

AVdlldDlC Tu1QS.
THE COMPANY OWNED DEC. 81, 1904
bonds and Stocks amounting
at the market value to $243, l91, 442.24
2-Real Estate, chiefly in the
large cities of the world
where the Company does
business ..................... 34,701, 70061
Cash in Banks and Trust
Companies..............- 1873, 1898
AND IT HAD LOANED
4-On First Mortgages of Real
Estate .........-."......... 102, 027 1893. AZ
80 Policy-holders on their
lcleS......-...-..,..s..... Z0,ZIl, 1904
Con Bonds and Stocks 11,2l0,O00.O0
AND THERE WAS DUE
For Interest accrued, quar-
terly and semi-annual Pre-
miums, etc................. $780, 3s.SI
SHAKING THE TOTAL ASSETS, ---
DEC. 81. l904................S440.97S,37I.I6
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12

Total Liabilities.
DECEMBER 81, 1904.
Amount required by law as
reserve fund for paying all
the Company's Insurance
Risks, as certified by the New
York Insurance Department
and Claims due. 1856, 62O, 552.73
2-Contingent Guarantee Fund,
out of which future dividends
to policies now in force will
be payable as they become
due by the terms of the poll
cies OF insurance....... 1857, S18.43
3-Fund for immediate divid-
ends to be paid on Policies
In 1905, according to con-
tract....................... 2.900,00000
4-IOIM LIABILITIES. ASA MUTUAL
r.
The Yale expositor., 1905-05-12
$l,lO6, 7Ol, S36.06

Which two hundred millions more than an
other life insurance company has accomplished -
The Mutual Life Insurance Co. York has earned moro for
paid more to policy holders than any insurance
the world Life Insurance for ones family taken in the Mutual
Life cannot be touched by creditors any way diverted from
the original purpose for which it secured ~
When insure wish increase your insurance take ont ~
policy with the Mutual Lfehe Oldest and Largest Comnany
the world. - 'f""J ~