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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-05-27

ments, when he said, in his old soldier
way; T
tell you / am gladden. than a
half dollar that never made my
mark on a pay roll or any other docu-
ment that was to go on file, See how
many Of these fellows were cross"
men. You saved me that time, Cap,
and now take as much pride in my
signature as old John Hancock did in
his, and, do you know, sign more
petitions and more letters of introduc-
ton and recommendation than any
other member of the House. Fact.
My one weakness is writing my
name Chicago Inter Ocean.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-05-27

I. Gunnison. business manager Of The
Eagle said that the strike was settled
Internationally and without the slightest
concession on the part Of the papers
management. The committee. he said.
came unlimited hut was treated cour-
teoUsly. When the men employed in the
papers main pressroom quit work on 4
Saturday night, thirteen went ont, tax
ing with them dozen men from thc job
department. This left but five men in
the main pTessrooLn. These got out the
paper that night. 50 far as The Eagle
Is concerned. Mr.. Gunnison said. this
part Of the strike is over. Asked as to
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-05-27
End Of the "EaeleD Strike

=, 80 lar ms the drivers are concerned.
Eagle s at an end and amicably. without
1ily concessions from the paper The
etle'nent of the strike was sought By
..le drivers Union and the committee Of
"tlsoh men that called upon The Eagles
meals ~, was told that the paper would al
la times be friendly to the union men.
'Lt mat II would not recognize the unfon
.a"i- i4@'-uon: The paper would not take
'ack amy Of tie strikers but wouid no
III both union and non-union men at
" az II the event Of vacancies Herbert
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Such Mistake!-Physician
allment lies in the larynx. thorax and
epiglottis. Hooligan-Indade, An
ME atther thinkin tn trouble was in
me throat.
Long Distance Appreciatlon.-Mrs.
Jordan-Did you ever hear my daugh-
Ter sing, Mr.. Johnson3 Mr.. johnson
on yes; only live five blocks from
your house, you know.
Baby, the Biggest.-Mr. Bigger.
Mrs. Bigger, and Baby Bigger which
OF this interesting family is the big
gest and why the biggest? Answer
Baby Bigger, because he is little
Bigger
Excused say, II you are so aw-
fuuy smart at problems, tell me how
far off thunder is when you hear the
first roll, Calculator can't do that.
sir rawfoot-You can't? Calculat-
or-No; I'm the lightning calculator.
\ Puma man driving in the coun-
try lost nut off his wagon wheel
Meeting an Italian, he asked II he
had a monkey wrench. The indignant
Italian wrathfully replied, Me no
keep monkey ranch; me keep a sheep
ranch"
Convincing Certainly, / am sure
it's counterfeit note" said the re-
ceiving teller. 1T has one very notice
able flaw; it's In the paper" but,
my dear man. protested the deposltor,
in these days you can't believe every
thing you see in the paper"
Hint.-Mr. Highllve docking up
from the papcr-Well wen! Won
ders will never ceaset They've got SO
now that they can photograph in col
ors. Mrs. lIighliyc tglancing OF his
nose)-l think, my dear, you'd better
get your picture taken before the old
process Is abandoned.
Exemplary Puuishment.-A mother
Brought her little son for his first time
to school, and said TO the teacher:
This hoy o mine Is very delicate, as
he is afther a ut Of harmonic on the
loongs; but il he does anything bould.
an know he Will. bate the wan next
to him, an twill brighten him"
He Won Easily. Mr. Subbubs--
You know you're only talking non
sense. What do you want couple OF
new gowns fort Mrs Subbubs
Mrs. Playne has got dozen gowns,
all Of them much handsOmer than the
~. NJ G.th
bubs-Y | know. But homely
woman like that needs rich attire in
order to attract attention.
Selling the Opportunity Always"
advises the pompous person who has
accumulated several millions. always
say. I VIM Never allow yourself to
be dismayed by the outlook Over
come the outlook That's the way TO
succeed" One then" comments the
poor person to whom he addresses this
homily. should always say, I wilP3'
Yes, sir" And you always say IN"
II do "Will you lend me half a
million to get my alrship in running
order"
Proved His Teacher Wrong Little
Willie's father found his youthful son
holding up one Of his rabbits by the
ears ana saying to him: How much
Is seven times seven, now? Bah The
father heard the boy say, II knew you
couldn't Here's another one: SIX
times six is how muchY" why, VII
lie, what in the world are you doing
with your rabbltT' asked the father.
Willie threw the rabbit down with
disgust, II knew our teacher was
wrong" was all he said why, howf"
asked his father. why. she told MS
this morning that rabbits were the
greatest multipliers In the world.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-05-27

why some Of the newsb0ys still refuse to
handle The Eagle and why the sandwich
men are parading up and down the prin-
cipaI thoroughfares Of Brooklyn. with
signs reading. Il don't sell The Eagle. -
and Il don't read The Eagle" Mr.. Gun
nison said he thought these men possibly
were IL the employ Of the striking press
men who have not yet come to any
agreement with The Eagles manage
ment.-The Journalist.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-05-27

Modern japanese coins and bank
notes bear legends in English as well az
il japanese.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
BITS OF HUMOR IN THE DAYS NEWS.
GIRAFFE BORN; GONE.
They Named 1t Captain CottreH, and
1t Couldn't Stand the Strain.

That magnificent and meritOriously multi
tudinous mass OF mammoth megatherian NAM
malta, as Tody Hamilton calls the menagerie
at the greatest show earth at the Garden.
was enriched for few fitting hours last night
by giraffe, whose parents bore the names of
Yzoo and Kibo Incidentally. Kibo has nothing
to do with kibosh
The giraffe arrived about o'clock and DR..
Cooper who introduced the giraffe to this world
sent out this bulletin: Mother and child both
doing well"
The collection of legs and neck which Dr.
Cooper insisted was a real giraffe, in spite Of
some doubling glances cast upon it, had to be
named Immediately. AS a compliment to the
members Of the press present. it was decided
to blindfold an attendant and dub the neck and
legs with the first in a newspaper on
which the attendant placed his finger. The at
tendant was carefully blndfOlded. and his hand
was poised over an outspread paper Then 1t
descended the name Of Captain Cottrell
'Tenderloin.'' in honor Of the precinct, had al
ready been suggested, so Captain Cottreu" suit
ed every one.
In rushed a belated reporter. Say, boys,
he called to the others, ''McAdoOs UP in the
precinct taking look around"
"Oh, dear" sighed the youthful giraffe. I'm
a dead one now, all right!' and then he curled
up his little pink hoofs and died
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
STILL HOLDS HIS JOB.
SeTUes Free Lunches While Waiting
for $S5, 900 Bequest.

In spite Of the fact that he has Just fallen
heir to $4,000 Thomas Smith. a young Irish
man. continues to serve the patrons Of the free
lunch counter at the bar OF the Hotel Williams,
No 0S5 6th-ave. He intends TO keep on at his
work until lawyer who has taken his case de-
termines beyond all possible doubt that the
fortune is really his.
A few days ago he received letter from John
J. Conroy, OF Dublin. stating that his father
Michael J. Smith, died on March 10 and had
left his son all his property, valued at S35 1000
With the letter was a draft for several hun
dred dollars which the lawyer said was to pay
Smiths expenses to Dublin, IN case he wished
TO return there and settle uD the case Smith
read the letter and put ii IN his pocket till the
rush hour was over. Then he went to the near
est bank 20 see II the draft was good. His
next move was to engage a lawyer. and then he
went back to his Job.
Smiths friends say that he left his homo in
Ireland because his father would not allow him
70 marry the girl OF his choice. He came to
New-York IN 1902. and has had more downs
than UP until he got the lunch counter lob
I'm net going TO jump at things" he said yes
terday. III tho money is mine I'll get IL In time
Then can quit this Job and look around for
something better. Perhaps TIL go to Dublin
when know II is all right"
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
TO CELEBRATE FOUNDERS DAY.
Faculty and Students of City College to Join
in Baseball Game

The student council Of the College Of the City Of
New-Yorb acting with President John H. Finley
has decided 10 celebrate each May :. which is the
anniversary Of the granting Of a charter 10 the
college by the State Legislature IN Is47. II Is
planned 10 hold ceremonies in the present building
and In the uneompleted structures arising on Wash
inRton Heights.
In the morning exercises will be held IN the
college chapel under the auspices OF the college
authorities. In the afternoon the exercises Will
begin at the new buildings President Finley has
been invited 20 make speech. and has accepted
After his address President Herbert Walsh, OF the
student council, will plant the 1905 ivy and the
ivy poem win be read. The college ode will then
be sung. and the entire college viii march TO
Jasper Oval TO watch the varsity defeat the
faculty baseball team.
Of the Clionian and Phrenocosmian literary So
cieties viii be held The subject for discussion will
be: Resolved That the United States should not
oppose the formation OF trusts" The PhrenocOs-
ian Society supports the Affirmative and the Clio
nian Society the negative.
THE College NercuFy'' viii bring out special
Founders Day edition
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
SAW YOUNG'S DEATH.
Russian JesU's Testimony May Free
Hiss Patterson.

Chicago, April 2O.-Samuel Eisenberg, who
says he saw Cesar Young kin himself while in
a cab with Nan Patterson in New-YOrk was
seen tonight at 5e7 West I4th-st. where he is
living with a relative. B. ROsen. Eisenberg Is
q Russian Jew. thirty-tive years old, unable TO
speak or write English It was necessary TO take
him 10 the house OF a Russian interpreter TO pro-
cure his story.
Efsenberg. who is n tailor. says that on the
day Of the shooting. he was walking along West
Broadway, on his way 10 State-st,. when he
passed a cab in which man and woman
were quarreIling. The woman was crying. and
both of them were greatly excited. Their con-
duct interested Eisenberg. and he followed them
70 see the outcome. At one time. he said. the
two engaged in a struggle. but It was OF short
duration. Finally. the woman, who was crying
all the time laid her head on the mans shoulder
The man then reached around TO rear pocket
and drew a revolver with which he shot him
self. Eisenberg declares that he became eX-
cited by the act and hurried away. as several
people were fastening 20 the cab and there was
no apparent need OF assistance from him. Be-
ing unable TO read English he saw nothing Of
the case in the papers and had nearly forgotten
al about it. until the other day when glancing
through Jewish paper he saw an account Of
the Patterson trial and concluded that the couple
he saw in the cab must have been Young and
Nan Patterson
Eisenberg has been in Chicago only two weeks.
coming direct from New-York.
he DID not know tonight whether he would
return 10 New-York 20 testify in the case. as he
had received no summons and had not talked
With anybody concerning the case. He could
not understand. he said. how il could be known
IN Kew York that he had knowledge OF the case.
as he had not talked with the police concern
ing it.
After hearing Eisenberg's statement that he
old not know how the New-York authorities
heard Of his knowledge OF the case, Rosen said
I wrote 70 the police in New-York. Sam told
me about what he saw, and knew Of the Pat
terson case, and thought II might be the same
thing, so wrote TO New-YoTk and told them
that knew man who had seen the man kill
himself in cab.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
10 CELEBRATE coon FRIDAY.

Special services and music win mark the OBJ
ssrvancs Of Good Friday to-day IN nearly all the
Roman Catholic and Episcopal churches IN this
city. The Rev. r. o. Hughes VIII preach at thu
morning service and the Rev. W B. Martin IN the
afternoon at 81. Patrtck'S Cathedral Archbishop
Farley will be present at the morning service and
at the afternoon service the TenebrR will be SUNG
Canon VoOThiS will conduct special service IN
the crypt OF the Cathedral Of ST. John the Divine
az II o'clock. The service OF the Passion viii be
given from 12 20 o'clock at Trinity Church. the
preacher being the Rev Or. "; NJ. Van Allen.
rector OF the Church OF the Advent in Boston
There win be also a service at 10 O'Clock Naun..
der's cantata. "Oivet 10 Calvary, VIII be given az
s D. m. and there viii be an address al noon. TN
Passion service will also be held in Calvary
Church. the Church OF the Ascension. ST. andrews
and other prominent EplscOpalian churches.
The Park Presbyterian. Riverside Baptist. 81
Paul's Methodist and the Fourth Presbyterian
churches will hold union service in St Paul
West End-aVe. and S0th-st- The state courts ana
the stock Consolidated. Cotton and Coffee eN-
changes viii be closed until Monday. the Pr0duce
Exchange observing only Good Friday The three
big firms leading the sugar trade here VII ais.
close TO-DAY and tomorrow. The ChicagO bostrd or
Trade will lose to-day. while the Easter holiday
of the London stock EfNch0nge began Yesterday
afternoon not n end until Tuesday mOTning
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
TREATMENT By RADTUM.
Cancer Victims DerTUing Benefit
from the NezC Remeda.

Popular interest IN the Improvement OF Dr. WILL
lam r. Harper. president OF the University of Chi
cago, who is undergoing treatment Hor cancer. IS
enhanced by the fact that other victims OF the
dreaded disease IN New-York are deriving benefit
from exactly the same method. DR.. Harper Is
under the care OF DR.. William J. Morton. Before
the occasion OF DR.. Harpers visit 10 Lakewood.
Dr. Morton. who is an X ray specialist. Joined
him. Dr. Schau1her. local physician, acting
under the direction OF DR.. Norton. administered
the treatment. which consists OF duOFescin, q sOu-
Llon taken internally and the external use OF the
IN the blood 10 the huorescent state, in which Il
possesses The curative quality Ipon tho return OF
Dr. Harper from Lakewood the X ray treatment
was continued daily until his departure for Chi
cage. Upon leaving New-YoTk he was provided
he wears ever the diseased area, excepting only
When ne IS being subjected 10 the ray. The
but the powdered substance.
,SunlGlent energy can pass through the walls Of
ne tube 10 penetrate fve inches OF iron Where
the cancerous growth can with safety be rotted of
as ~ the case OF the foot Of Mrs Sarah Oliver no
was operated On al Flower Hospital, physicians
can be brought into direct application to the Infect
81 part " hen Il is necessary 70 dry the cancer
eted IN a vital part radium can be applied only
through the platinum tube The glass tube as re-
cepRacle Ior raoiuIn was given Up Two years ago.
since the alpha rays and the ennanat ions came
penetrate its walls.
Hugo I-ieber. the chemist. said yesterday that he
lie did not invent the solution for which he 9s ov
standing sponsor. IL has been in use for the last
six months, and has proved Of great value
Olga Hospital, OF Stuttgart, Germany has IN
been cured by the use Of his radium solution.
lupus Is one Of the worst and persistent forms
Europe than in this country. Drs " 81 King ana
". II. Diefenbach are experimenting on Other
1e es1neeIous patlents az Flower Hospital with the
solution Two were treated yesterday. and others
Hsll be treated later.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
HARPERS TREATMENT.
No "COated" Rod Imbedded IN
Cancer-Radiun1 SGchet Used.
fsx TELEGRAPH 10 THE TKrHuEE.

Chicago. April 20-The story that Mr.. Harper.
president OF the University OF Chicago. has a
Tadium rod iunbedded IN his cancer. placed there
by the physicians and surgeons who are attend
ing his case IS stated upon the authority OF DR..
GovRa. one OF the surgeons who assisted In the
operation. 70 be false. There Is some founda-
zion Tor the story IN the fact that Dr.. Harper Is
wearing a small sack or saehet. which contains
a very small piece Of Tadium. The sack is worn
next TO the skin near where the incision was
made by the surgeons when the operation was
performed on DR.. Harper. The radium gives
out its radiations. and II is believed they pene-
tTate the flesh. It IS the hope OF the surgeons
that they VIII. or do. reach the cancer, deep
within. They are hopeful of good results. 1t is
claimed that the size Of the cancerous growth
has been reduced One-third by the 1-ray and
huorescent light treatments which are being
constantly given 70 DR.. Harper. The patient IS
gaining strength every day, and looks almost
fully recovered.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
COTTRELL MAKES RAIDS.
DeScends on Alleged POOIrooms IN
the TenderIOin.

Captain COttrel commander OF the Tenderloin.
yesterday afternoon raided three alleged poorooms
in his precinct. taking seven prisoners and many
telephones Chief in Importance the raid which
the captain led in person alleged poolroom
exchange on the top floor OF big theatre building
in Broadway, between 32d and 33d SITS. With three
detectives. Captain Cottreu rushed up the four
Fights Of stairs. Two light doors yielded easily to
the blows Of their sledges but the inner door was
OF the icebox variety reinforced with steel plates
and II took nearly ten minutes TO batter it down
Five men were arrested.
An alleged poolroom In the basement Of bust
ness building in 22d-st.. of 5th-ave. also
raided. and the detectives say they found forty
in the place At a house in 2sth-st.. between
9Th and 7th aves.. the raiders gathered in two men
with assortment of gambling material
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
FlFTH,AvE. RAID PRISONERS FREED.

After a brief hearing. in which the police made
a presentation OF their that weak com
pared With the spectacular raid on an alleged pool
room and racing information bureau N 5th-ave.
just south of S3d-st the four prisoners dis
charged by Magistrate whitman yesterday Louis
Lowenstein, counsel for. the prisoners declared
that he going make complaint of false
arrest against Acting Captain Eggers. and would
also bring suit 10 recover damages. Lowensteln
got order for the return of the twelve tele-
phones and other alleged pOoroom pal aphernalia
Detective Ward admitted that he heard no bets
made. and that the racing sheets and telephones
were his only evidence.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
LOCKED HIMSELF IN PHONE BOOTH.
Magistrate, Forced to Adjourn Court, Found
Witness a Prisoner.

Chief Inspector Kerrigan of the Union Rail
way Company disappeared from the Marrisania
court for half an hour yesterday. He went to
court to look after the interests of Dennis
OConnell, a motorman, who down a pawn
broker the night before. When Magistrate
Breen called the case Kerrigan was nowhere to
be found, and it adjourned for a while
Half an hour later Magistrate Breen left the
bench to go to the telephone. Cured up the
floor he found Kerrigan in the telephone booth
He had shut the double doors to the booth and
did not know how TO unlock them The mag
istrate spent some ten minutes explaining the
mysteries Of door handles and their uses to Ker-
rigan, who received the instruction in meek
and grateful spirit.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
ATTACK DIR. GLADDEN..
Fl. H. Rogers and a Preacher Speak
at Ney-BedfOrd.
IBY TELEGRAPH 10 THE TRIBUNE. !


NeW-Bedford Mass, April 2O.-At the Board Of
Trade banquet tonight Henry H Rogers, vice
president Of the Standard Oil Company assisted by
the Rev. Edward Horton. rdiculed Dr. Washington
GLADDEN.. Mr.. Rogers said he personally knew Mr.
ROckefeller-had known him thirty years-and could
vOuoh for the fact that he almost as nice a
Mr.. Rogers himself
"Forty-nine years tomorrow to New Bed
ford and began my business career" said Mr.. Rog-
ers. "and the Foreign Mission Board didn't know
then was able to travel a pass"
Rogers said that GLADDEN. first heard Of Rookie
feller in Colorado. and that he had had an unpleas-
ant remembrance OF that meeting ever since. Mr..
Rogers would not explain further however.
Mr.. Horton said that all this talk over Rookie
feIler's gift was nonsense 'I was born in the
town that GLADDEN. was said he ''and l don't
think GLADDEN. has glOriied the place a little Bit
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
THOUGHT LAMPPosT A WHALE.
Sailor Drank 'HOt Water"-Jest Earned His
Discharge.

John McCluskey, A. B.. of the good ship Os-
ceola, drank some hot water Wednesday night,
and such was its unaccustomed effect on Johns
system that Patrolman Wuchner found him at
Water and Market SITS. lifting dipsy chanty
as he tried to haul away on firmly rooted
lamp post
IT'S a whale on tn ind Nv this. no liss." he
told the patrolman Sure it's been me that has
been haulin away on this fer an hour, begob,
and it's divil inch bulge it, Bear a
hand, matey, like good feller will ye?
Wuchner bore hand, but II was to take Nc
Cluskey to the MadisOn-st. station, and then to
Essex Market court yesterday morning.
Sure, it was only little hot water 1 drank
what made me feel queer" said he to Magistrate
Steinert who smiled. We'll amt frewater
hot?"- demanded McCIuskey, and the magistrate
said Discharged"
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
NEEDED HELP To "FIRE" COOKS.
Manager of Aberdeen Seeks Police ProteC
tioD and Gets Il.

he was much excited when he rushed into
the Tenderloin station last night, looking like a
man who had just nerved himself to encounter
whole gang OF Oldtime desperadoes. Nervously
wiping his forehead. he cried to Captin Cottrell
I'm the manager OF the Aberdeen. want
police protection. and lots Of IT,"
Captain Cottrell rang for the reserves. and
life.
1T isn't that" explained that parsonage; Its
worse. Conhdentially. he continued: Did you
ever nre' your cook? Well. I've got to dis
charge five.''
The captain sympathized to the extent Of send
the hotel at 32d-st. and 5th-ave,. where aIyed
by the nightsticks and brass buttons the chef
and his four assistants were discharged without
bloodshed The manager SAYS they had been
sending poor meat TO the dining room for sew
eral days. TO the discontinue of the guests.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-21
NEW REMEDY FOR CANCER.
Harmless Vegetable Compound Said to Have
Effected Cures.

Dr. f. T. johnson and Dr. J. L Hatch have estab-
lshed free dspensary for the treatment of cancer
AZ No. u West Hth-st. The treatment Is with an
entirely new compound. for which DR.. Johnson
stands sponsor il is secret vegetable substance
consisting OF powder and an oil BY means OF II
Il Is announced, the cancerous groWths are first
naIoeneo anc men caused 10 drop out. the wound
healing without scar. For the last 6fteen
years the remedy has been used by various doctors
In the central part Of NeWYork State Il is assert
ed, with success The treatment Is said 70 cure eK-
terror cancers in from ten days 70 six weeks. The
substances used are declared TO be so harmless to
the ordinary tissues OF the body they may be
taken internally Instances are cited OF the re-
mOval of cancers on the lids o. the eve.
This morning at il o'clock, John A. Wilson Of
40 6s9 Henry-st. Brooklyn. Will be given his drst
treatment a. the dispensaFy, and DTE. johnson and
Hatch invite physicians 70 be present They also
offer 10 demonstrate any cancerOus patient that
presented. They will give free of charge TO any
hospital doctor Of standing enough OF their COM
their treatment