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The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

EAch one IN the company must be
supplied with paper and pencil and
t5en you ask all together to suggest
ten letters of the alphabet which are
then to be written down at the head
OF each ones sheet OF paper In the or
der in which they were suggested.
Now the players must exercise their
wits to make UP a Telegram Of ten
words beginning with the lettersi In the
order given.
After ten minutes or so call, Times
up" and gather up the papers. Dis
play n prize for the one to be adjudged
as best and then read the kilograms
aloud. Let the company decide which
Isl best.
Here are some examples:
Suppose tie letters were A l. W X b
EFT o G Fl.
One telegram: Alice Lane VIII know
by evening that Oscar gambies horri-
bly,.
Another telegram: Another lad win
kiss before Edith thinks of going
home.
Lots of fun in this game. Try 1t
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

patent plaster, ono good coat OF scratch
mortar and white sand, put on one
half inch grounds, troweled out smooth
and left with perfect sand finish
The trim L. kiln dried cypress OF spe-
cial patterns finished with water oolOy
stains properly rubbed and with two
oosts OF fat varnish- The stairs aro
cypress, with ash newels, rails and bal
listers OF colonial detail The house Is
wired and fitted with gas fixtures The
mantels are plain dark oak, with large
mirrors and tiled facings. Stairs. run
70 the attic from the second floor,
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Bio Timber Sale.

Washington, May 30.-Buyens 3.
Bruce. inspector and lunbermsa Of
the bureau Of the forestry, has soFs u
the Big Horn forest reserve IN wy
oming to examine the terms Of sale
OF timber TO F. j. McShane, who has
applied for $4,000, 900 feet of lodge pole
pine for railroad ties and mine props.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
v~oxY zLxvAr1or.

ce~ersd WIN two ply bur,thg paper.
narrow beve4ed siding and shingles IN
sabies. The main roof Ne shingied with
random width shingles Tia windows
are fftted with outside pine blinds with
rolling stats. The columns OF the pi-
anu ara eurned eyrreeo finished m
the natural wood.
The extertx n painted with two
coats OF lead and oil paints, the body
zinc white, trimmings colonial yellow,
sssh hight sreaa and blinds dark brick
red. The piazza Getting 10 NORTH Care
nst pise aatsbed Ia thu natural wood
with high gloss,
Ths Soc~s are sagrov hard w4ssts
phne. Tbe wtIts cFe ploseeved with
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
story to Read Aloud.

A tall girl named Short long loved a
certain big Mr.. Little, while Little, lit
tie thinking Of Short, loved little lass
named Long. To make q long story
short, Little proposed to Long, and
Short longed to be even with Littles
shortcomings. So Short, meeting Long,
threatened TO marry Little before long,
which caused Little in short time to
marry Long. Query, did tall Short love
big Little less because Little loved
Long?
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Accidentally shot.

Calumet, Mich, May 3o.--wnHs
Frank Sasrlee was twirlins Ais rins
around his finger II exploded. che
charge Of buckshot entering his fsnys
He died elk hours later. He wss n&Ae
Ing near Cay. ne leAves . s<dsw saa
family ~ Hibtard
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
SECOND FLOOR PLAN.

which is foored throughout The clos
cts are finished and fitted with shelves,
hooks, etc.
The kitchen contains modern plumb
ing. with stone tubs, galvanized iron
stink, back, brackets and boiler. Tbe
rangc h portable with warming clos
81, hood and register. The bathroom
has a steel clad batbtuh The basin Is
porce&ain. set IN q marble sfsh
Klfs COST Of this house shprfa noe ex-
peed el-5oO unde~ fs~xuAis 6us1st1cna
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
A Conundrun,.

If colored waiter carrying platter
with a turkey on It should fall what
would be the effect on the world?
The downfall OF Turkey, the over
throw Of Greece, the destruction OF
China and the CONSERVATION of Africa.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
"The American Boy" Magazine.

THE BIGGEST, 6RIcHT5s I, BEST Boys
MAGAZINE IN THE WORLD.
BOYS LIKE 1T because 1t treats Of everything
boys are interested in and In the way that
interests them
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
" RAILWAY
a u SYSTEM
The Great Paaorarn1c
Route Between
Port Huron and Detroit

Lew Rates @a=1Sr Cars
Ersq~e1at Service
(Cnrs run on central standard time Time table
subject to change without notlce)
Deirois-Pors huron Specials Daily. annins
over new short line.
Leave Port Huron lwating room am $3.50 m.
Arrive at Detroit on C. Depot) O;39 M. Goo m
Leave Detroit on. C, Depot s:i5 m, s:45 %. m.
Arrive NJ Port Huron (waiting room 1890 a. M,
6:20p. m.
Time between Port Huron and Detroit CITY
Hall, two hours and thirty minutes.
Regular cars leave Port Huron waiting room)
for 81. Clair, MarineCity. Algonac, Mt Clemens
Detroit and all intermediate points at 620 a m
and every hour thereafter until 500 D. m. cars
running over old route via Algonac.
Direct connections are made in Port HurU1
With Pere Marquette trains to and from the
north, Bad Axe, CrOsweu and all way stations.
Also stations on the Port Huron. Saginaw and
Bay City Division.
Fare, Port Huron to Detroit one way, oOc.
Round trip tickets can be purchased at Waiting
Room In Port Huron to Detroit and return at
81 50
For folders. time tables booklets, ETC., address
Harry Bullen, Gen. Supt., Detroit, Mich, or
Geo. w. Parker, g. 4. and +. A., Detroit, Mich.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Needs a Diccster,

Nan may not live BY bread alone
Without his good health shaking,
Particularly II the bread
Is of his wife's first bahSaH.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Effect Of Sex

The clothes don't make tho man, no odds
How we'll they may be made
We cannot say as much about
The ladies, I'm afraid.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

~ - WV " -
nspins and
Intense
And, for q kka-
tsn, strong.
A would ha slSap-
er vaNIly tried
TO snatch a 1T,
tie rest, ,
And then ne fng
the window
vfds
And Rsyde an
awful test
His brides FIRST
p4ecgtt ves -
An~I
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Economical

He wrote soCno pretty luilabye.
Some sonnets 70 his lady's eyes;
He found 10 pay loye'e pressing debts
Them cheaper far than violets.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

what do they mean by darkest Eng.
land?'
London during fog, guess.-
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

"This world Is rolling round In space
That's what my teacher said
So now I know why, Monday night,
tlmbied out OF bed.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Quite a Differooa.

II heard that he had broken himself
OF the habit Of drinking"
mo; be tust broke hfnseH nt tia
hg1Jft.o
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

They sag the house n haun<ed.-
only by cockroacbss-
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02


and like their boys to have It, because OF isspups
and manly tone and the high character Oh ~
contents. It Is the only successful attempt u.
chain boys Interest and give him the Kind ~
reading matter that he wants served to him m
such way as 10 stir up his ambition, uplift and
inspire him. Boys want reading matteras much
as "grown-upS" II they can get the right kind.
~ parents supply them with the wishy-waslfyy
Kind or none &c all, they usually manage 10 peS
the kind they oughtnt to have, and boy-banditg
and would-be "Deadwood Dicks" are the Aesulk
YOUR SOY WILL LIKE
THE AMERICAN soy"
ana you will Ike him to have t. for it is intereei
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nUunce IL the Ideal boys magazine 1t has been
tremendous success, gaining near i25, OOO sl6-
scrlprons IL four gears, and the parents of otIx
suoscrlOers say 70 deserves q million more. Az
one parent wrltes:
In my opinion The American Boy works
atWo-fold purpose. IL makes man out
81 boy and II MAKES o boz again OUT of
full-groRn man
DO puoncaslcn for young people Ia payfnzeSe
i.cn money Tor hlgh-class literary maLt&S ~
iS seaders US Is '''rhe American BOy''
Kirk Murroe's New $1,000 Story
will start in the December number.
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Address, THE EXPOSITOR. Yale Mich
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
The Usual Place

How is he coming on with Ibis flying
mnchinef"
Tie Ia still In the air"
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Cause to Rsmembe,,

Her bright smile haunts mo still"
did she sue you for breach Of prom
est"
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

Speaking of interior decorations, PIE
IL one Of the most popular we can think
Of at the present moment
Some people tnet think that they
think, and others think that they think
they think.
You may have noticed that the Ice
trust Snt suessdisins any oe these
north polo expeditions.
Tho real Joy OF labor corcs regularly
onco weeh-on pay day.
II everybody who thinks he could el-
svute tho stage bad a cbenro n world
a. scuIst bsvs 10 b. eaherDsA
A fisherman never carries a tHpe
measure and q pair Of scasss alon& NJ
they might bold distressing JOINT de-
bates with scusS cS kis gresses
II n said TO DO easy TO get IN debt,
but the man who n busted doesn't al
wses ffrd n 80.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
BIG LEGS
CAN sE QUICKLY REDUCED WITH
HEV E-O

Tpssa vsSie~s csuSes, horses are trouh}ed more
% Hss VIA sw0.lsM or pu&ed bags. whioA aneg!
sRsaisakis condition. There Is no occaSoA tor
this trouble to exist as the now discovery called
HEvR-O, will with q few doses remove this
ssvsry fer hesyes- coughs, d!stemper a1d KID,
~ RSsbsss, Is Moeting with reinArksSe kbo-
eesg. fts action IS quick and decisive. keaves
SanaA1g pesrs fx0A disteyagsr, colds, OF nusty
hay or grAtn IN either case the stomach be-
Ss.0 tp pasrsd aRd must receive treaApspt as
wen - Che other organs HBVK-ots ptspaYed
for jpst such GASES. KidneyS--a few dssss VIII
SbeV marked improvement on any kidney
trsvbAs (which makes IL a thorough bleed puri-
nerl. - few doses In hot bran mash VIII stop
~ Re4nsAssy have bad coughs. HNkO Is
equally 1esd tox them. A trial will prsye ia
sppsSfe8ity. Ode pound pankage, soc. ED BY
&2ysStssa. Bemenhes the name, Hkwo.
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Pstsi Aran.n;t4o1,.

A cct rat on a back yard fsrcs
And sang q cheerful song;
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02
Humor mo Philosophy
by DUNCAN ~ SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS

Another lesson We can henrn from
tho honcybec 10 to keep sweet,
When tho cat Is away the mice viii
tust as ike as not so snoopins around
until thy fnd nsorsv trap.
The real hero " tho man who can
bring homo his pay cheer every week
unbroken.
A girl who knows she Is pretty likes
to have her own good Judgment con-
n6sned By the nseA
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

And with his good Ef-n stoNt
He sent an tzcurve whore he planDed-
That oat's nias lives vera ep1l
The Yale expositor., 1905-06-02

Tho real Joy OF labor corcs resusari
o0co 4 wceh-on pay day.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
international Exhibit.

The crown Of all expositions for
live stock purposes Is the great In
ternational. 1t will be held at Union
Stock Yards, Chicago, December l6
to 20 inclusive.
OF course you will plan to attend.
Only $3.50, via the santa Fe. You
may buy your ticket any time, Dec.
10th to 10Th. Ask 1896
w j.. LUCAS. Agent.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
soFTNEss OF sEALskiN.
% Rivalcd by Human Hale where
Dandrun IN E~rmdicated,

sealskin IL admired the world over for
It's softness and Aosslness; and yet the
human hair Is equally as soft md glossy
when healthy; and the radical cause Of all
hair trouble Is dandrur, which Is caused
by a pestiferous parasite that saps tho
vitality OF tho hair at Its root, Newbro's
Herpicide Is the only preparation that IL
fatal to the dandruff germ. Without dan.
drum there IL no falling hair. Sut a luz
uriant growth Of glossy. soft hair Is GER
tain. Securing the scalp won't cure dam
drum. XIII the dandrufS germ, Thous-
ands OF women their beautiful suits
OF hair to Newbro's Herpicide. Sold by
leading druggists. Send l0c. IN stamps
to The Herpiclde Co., Detroit. Mich.
e. G. MURPHEv, Special Agent.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

WANTED-A good competent man
to take charge Of q general store: he
must be able to speak both English
and Spanish. For further particulars
enquire at this office. ll.l46
WANTED-Nurse for training at
the Home. A regular course In class
work and practical nursing, also lee
lures and examinations by attending
physicians. For further information
address. Superintendent. the Home,
Vegas. N. N. 1887
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

District Attorney II. Il, Holt OF Las
Cruces, and president Of the Elephant
Butte Water Users association, left
Thursday Of last week for Washington
on business connected with the con
struction of the Elephant Butte re-
servoir system.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
The Great Cattle Exhibit.

at the Union Stock Yards, Chicago,
December 16 to % inclusive, is an
event that should not be missed. The
a%ristocracy Of the bovine kingdom will
be there.
Attend the "International' by all
means.
Low rates ($39.70). via the Santa
Fe. Tickets on sale Dec. 10th to 10th.
Ask w. ]. LUCAS, Agent.
1896
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

Potatoes, l2 lbs, for csc.
Gasoline, 30 cents q gallon.
Sugar. Is lbs for 81.
French Red Kidney Beans, 2 cans
for 25c.
Two pound can cottolene for 25c,
p. V. Maple syrup, per- quart 40c
per half gallon Csc, per gallon $50,
We are open every night In the week
until g o'clock and on Saturday night
unit. 10 o'clock. 80.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

Every Broad.Minded Citizen.
should plan to ~patronize the lnterna'
tional Live Stock Exposition at Chi
cago, December 1G to % inclusive.
II stands for growth and expansion
In live stock production.
or course you are gong.
Low rates via the Santa Fe.
Ask w. j. LUCAS, Agent.
1876.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

NO. AT. -oUV p. ms I O0por0 s-..- y ~ y. M
No. 4. Chicago Limited, solid Pull
man train with dining, observation
and buffet library cars, unsurpassed
equipment and service.
No. ;. Atlantic Express, has Pull
man and tourist sleeping cars for CHI
cago and Kansas City, and q tourist
car for Denver. A Pullman . for
Denver Is also added at Trinidad. Ar
rives at Ia Junta at l0:30 p. m, con.
Meeting with No. s. leaving La Junta
$40 =. M. arriving at Pueblo 500
a. m, Colorado Springs 6:35 q. M,
Denver $3.50 .. m.
No. s, Kansas City and Chicago Elk
press. has Pullman and tourist sleep
ers for Chicago and Kansas City. Ar
rives at La Junta 1918 a. M. connect.
ing with No. 6O3, leaving La Junta
1910 p. m, arriving at Pueblo 200
p. m. Colorado Springs $3.50 p. m.
Denver 600 p. m.
No. 10, Chicago Fast Mail. has Pull
man sleeper. Ell Pas0 to Kansas City
is the connection from all points south
Of Albuquerque. Does the local work
from Albuquerque to Rator.
No. 3, California Limited, has same
equipment as No. 4.
No. / has Pullman and tourist sleep
ing cars for southern California. This
train does the local work from Ration
to Albuquerque.
No. 4, Mexico and California Express.
has Pullman and tourist sleeping cars
for northern California points, and
Pullman car for Ell Paso and City Of
Mexico. connection for Ell Paso, Dem.
Ing, Silver City and all points In Mex.
leo. Southern New Mexico and Ar.
zOna.
No. 8, California Fast Mail. has Pull.
man sleeping cars for all California
points. This train Is consolidated
with No. Z 1t Albuquerque.
w. J. LUCAS. Agent.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

Railroad men and mechanical en-
rineers all through the country are
greatly interested in the tests with
the new Dukesmith air brakes, when
the Pittsburg & Erie railroad Is con-
Quoting at present. Four freight loco
motives Of that road have been
equipped with the new brakes and are
now being subjected to the severest
tests while being used In the regular
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
SCHEDULE TO CANYON.

The Street Railway company has
established the following a. the per
manent schedule to 0allinas canyon
and return:
Week day time table. a No. l02.
Lv. Santa Fe Depot. Lv. Canyon.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

The Sunday time table IL the same
as the above with the addition Of .
l:40 and 800 o'clock car going. and
q 2:25 and 3:45 car returning which
gives . 4O-minute service after 100
r'~lnet
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
WANTED.

WANTED-Girls. only those living
with parents need apply. Las Vegas
Steam Laundry. 1886
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. by a lady,
taking care Of sick; would not object
to light homework in addition. Ad-
dress, p. 0. box 254. 1866
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING

Advertisements In this column will
be charged for at the rate Of s cents
per line per insertion or 20 cents per
line per week. Count six words to
the line. To insure in,ertion In classi.
fled column dc must be in the com.
posing room by 10 o'clock .. m. on day
Of insertion.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

WANTED-Sewing by the day. Miss
Headland, 1910 Tilden avenue. 1851
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

This is the season Of the year when
a girl adds TO the cost Of her new furs
by having her picture taken In them.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

road service with heavy trains. The
tests will be conducted for several
weeks and, II they prove successful, 1t
is believed that not only this but also
other railroads will equip their loco.
motives with the new brake.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

FOR SALE-Furniture for Broom
house, buyer can rent mouse and save
moving furniture II desired. Call here.
1868
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

FOR SALE-Fine new Stanhope and
harness. Only used three months.
Mrs. L. Poole Wright. 1863
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
r. L RIG HIM d
sh Grocery

Cor. Twelfth and National Ste.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
MISCEltANEOUo

Rooms and board by the day or
week. 918 Lincoln ave. 1857
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

FOR SALE-1,00O lbs. pure honey
will sell one ID. OF 100 lbs, at 13 cents
per ID. RYAN & BLOOD, 5O7 9Th st.
1879
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

FOR SALE-Go to W. E. Critics for
skates. 1884
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

RAILROAD NOTES.
Fireman King Of 1901 has reported
for duty.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

Lewis Ban Arsdale, a former boiler
maker helper, has gone on the road
firing.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

Meals at all hours. Chill con carne,
10c. Railroadmen's Rest. 11-10a
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

The fire box of engine 921 has been
patched and is now ready to leave
the shops.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

FOR SALE-500 lbs. good Cooking
Apples. at 3 cents a ID. RYAN 4
BLOOD. 5O7 9th street. 12-72
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

FOR SALE CHEAP-Gent's X. r.
ticket to St. Louis via Kansas City.
Inquire Optic Office. . ). 80. 1915
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
N re TIME TABLE.

Four transoon.inentsi rains each way daily
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

A gang Of hoboes, reported to be
armed with revolvers. were dispersed
near Rio Puerce Thursday BY Officer
Charles Mainz, who was summoned
from Isleta by wire by residents, who
feared that the tramps might commit
violence.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Three nicely furnished
rooms, with bath. 1902 National ave.
1894
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

FOR SALE-Two Ladies' tickets to
Des Moines, Iowa. inquire 402 Nation
al avenu 1876
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

Engineer Charles Croy. former
ly employed on the Santa Fe, but for
several months has been running the
mountain engine skidding logs down
the mountain on the Zuni mountain
railroad.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

Fireman Schemeley, who has been
on the extra board, has been assigned
permanently to engine 1905.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09

All traffic on the Santa Fee road be-
tween Trinidad Colo. and Ration, was
blocked Wednesday or over eight
hours. caused by three box cars
loaded with iron rails, jumping the
track just the other side Of Ration.
The box cars were derailed and the
track torn up badly for about 100 feet.
Three of the west bound passenger
trains were held at Trinidad until the
wreck was removed.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-12-09
FOR SALE.

FOR SALD-34 yards Of body Brus-
sells carpet; cost $1.25, will sell for
csc. Call at 623 Railroad ave. 1862
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-02

Mr.. Roth, undertaken, had been sum-
moned TO the home of wealthy aris-
tocrat.
Upon surveying the remains Of the
deceased, he discovered that the man
wore a wig, and that. as he now lay in
a reclining position, the wig fell back
and exposed the bald pate.
"Madam," said the undertaken obse-
quiously to the sorTowing widow, Il
perceive that your late husband wore a
wig during his natural life | do not
suppose you wish this generally known
so If you will kindly favor me with a
small pot of glue will arrange the wig
so that it will be unnoticel."
The widow had no glue, but sent out
for some Immediately.
A short time afterwa-d she ap-
preached the undertaken and proffered
a small bottle of glue.
"Oh. never mind now,r said Mr.. I.cth
consolingly. "I-er-I found 4 tackg
-Lippincott's Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-02

After a two-days' court-martal ar
Devonport, England, Color Sergeant
Instructor of Musketry Walter Jefieries
Of the Second Duke of Cornwail's
Light Infantry, was acquitted on satur-
day Of strange charge. This was that
he made a false accusation against
Lieutenant Lynch in a report, which
contained the following:
Lieutenant Lynch commenced talk
ing about Lieutenant Hopes course.
He said, i have seen the Colonel, and
he told me that Lieutenant Hope has
to get through this time by some means
or other and also said that it did not
matter if his scores had to be altered,
as it meant q lot to that officer if he
failed" and further, Lieutenant Hope
also done practices 4, 5 and on the
same dag, and the scores actually OBJ
tanned were 3, 3, 1G points, and /, under
the influence of Lieutenant Lynch, the
previous night altered the points OF
those practices to IL, Is, 16, which is
now shown on the nusketry transfer
return and. on the register of Lieu
tenant Hope"
Lieutenant Hope had previously COM
pleted one course, and failed to get his
qualifying points to enable him TO OBJ
| tain promotion into a line regiment,
London Mail.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-02

Colonel William Seveley. of Mrs.-o-
gee. Indian Territory. was thought-
fully regarding himself in a looking
glass that strangely enough was
within his vision, when that vision was
not obscured BY a man in a white
jacket In some manner" said Colo
mel Seveley, Il overdrew my account
at one of the banks in my 1orrlshing
town. Next day l happened into the
bank. Mr.. Seveley,' said the cashier,
you have an overdraft.'
"'All right l replied. Next day l
happened in the bank again, and was
reminded of that overdraft, and the
sa O. thing happened en- the following
day.
"Then I stopped that species of an-
noyance. Now, look here l caid, If
you don't stop pestering me about that
oyerdraft I'll move it to another
bank. Washington Post.