The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-04-07
TALES AND ENDS.

TALES AND ENDS.
| Even an application of the osler theory would
not effect the mossbacks of Baltimore.
Miss Alice Roosevelt was seen driving last week.
dressed in brown suit and petfunia red hat
No wonder then that temperance folks think that
patent medicine goes to the head.
A baby girl should be dressed in pink. II
boy, in blue. That accounts for the girl with the
i pinkish complexion marrying the soldier boy in
blue, in after years.
The Hayes Mechanics Home, of Philadelphia,
admits any respectable man of go years or over,
who for at least 20 years has been mechanical
llarborer. It's wonder Prof. 0sler doesn't start
a chloroform factory next door.
+ The price ofshingles has advanced. We are
used to that. for when we were kids shingles were
raised quite frequently.
An English clergyman has requested that his
umbrella be buried with him. He may drown at
sea and the body may never be recovered.
In the United States Government man is
Speaker of the House, but in the government OF
the home woman usually is but If not she tries
to be.
A New Yorker has just purchased in London
puppy for $3,50O.OO. There are lots and lots of
US Door mortals then that are not worth as much
as dog.
1t is much easier for Mrs. Chadwick to get out
her biography than to get out herself. 1t will be
hard for book agents to sell to any of her creditors
as they have had enough Of herand her works
She has been sentenced to ten years in the peni-
Tertiary. Her duties will be to make shirts a
day. If she serves her full term that will be "a
a week, 90 a month, 1852 year, or a total OF
IL $50 shirts for period of 10 years. That's
shirt tale.
The Emperor of Germany is fond of collecting
neckties and scarfs OF all ages and Countries. he
has over 1900 in his collection, denoting that
many. even in ancient times, got it in the neck.
Methodist folks Of CLAYTON, New Jersey. gave
rousiug reception to their new minister. Its
usually the sleepy parishioners that need the
rousing.
More news from
NATURAL GAS.
Published in the same place by the same Scribe,
whose wife attended a notion sale in depart.
| ment store, putting us in the notion to publish
this, an Extra Edition.
Advertisements solicited. Insertions contract
ed for by the single, half and quarter yards.
Some of our readers will be compelled to take
water this week. as we are nearly out of printers
ink and had to thin down with little water SO
as to make it hold out. We got the idea from the
fremen who have been using water to thin out
the flames.
| Advertisements.
| Shears & Sawbuck.
| We are not yet burned out and are doing bust
ness to do everybody at the same old stand
ALA Chickencargo st.
| Largest male order barn in the CITY,
| Husbands furnished according to any speci-
fication.
Seagnll Whooper & Co.
Gotem every N (ew) (ear)
Largest department store destroyed. Most
polite clerks. Beg to announce special sale OF
Burnt offerings
Burnt china,
Furnished Frames.
Smoked meats.
Smoked glasses
Bye. Bell and Co.
Are now located in their new Mansion Building, |
Paradise Ave. Makers of the best
Fire Escape.
The fire is still burning in many quarters and |
much excitement prevails.
We learn on good authority that when the fire. |
men found the fire plugs cold and covered with |
frieze, noted in last weeks paper, some of the
Chiefs and Scrbes senta hasty message (by cameD
to Pittsburg, to young Mr.. Harry requesting him
to roam to Rome at once. as they learned that he
was able to .'thaw'' them out
At the same time the chief of the department of
Hose Supporters senta souvenir post hole card to
Mrs. Chadwick, of G. Cleveland. Ohio asking her |
to use her influence in checking the flames. as she
has had wide experience in the handling ofchecks
of every description.
Gossip has 1t, that the beautiful woman that |
Nero saw and admired and ordered his guard to |
Cesar as noted in last edition. was Miss Nan |
Patterson, of New York District, who had few |
months ago. shot and killed Mr.. Young. Miss |
Nan had been on the stage and claimed in self
defense that Mr.. Young was killed by shooting |
falling STAR"
ALLEN PAYNE.
Burned To Death.
Fire early Friday morning des-
troyed small building at Safe
Harbor in which a number of rail
road laborers were sleeping. A
negro named Solomon Carter was
burned to death. Carter had
reached the window but was over