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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
TO BUILD RAILROAD.
Urbana Construction Company Chart.
cred in State Capital.

tEy Associated l'rcSS.)
RICHMOND, VA, March 2o.--Thc
lIrhaaa Construction Company was
chartered here today It's object is To
build the Rappal,onnoci & Eastern
railway. t" run from tl:is city to lTr
baHa. Middl"s"x county t. II. S. Nor.
'ison, Of Newark. n. j.. is president;
". J. Mahon, OF Brooklyn n ". sccrc-
'arE and treasurer. The maximum
capital is to hc 100000.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
GIVEN SEVEN MONTHS in JAIL.
Willie Powell Pleaded Guilty to Charge
of Boat Breakinu

III the Circuit Court Yesterday ar
tcrnNn Willie Powell, colorct. pleaded
guilty 10 the charge Of boat breaking
and was given seven months III tho
county Jail Powell has already served
five months in Jail ana when he APP
;pcarcd iii court yesterday it was
agreed that an additional seven
months would he sufficient.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
NO ONE TO sLAME.
inspector Saye Explosion Was Caused
by Lap Seam Crack.
(By Associated Press,

BOSTON, MASS, March PA
crack IN the lap seam OF the boiler
was responsible fer the accident said
an expert engineer OF the Hartford
Steam Inspection and Insurance Com
pary tonight.
1t was practically impossible to de-
:>ct the crack" said he, "as i, was
On the inside part Of the lap. running
Eesidc the rfvcts. 1t was ono OF those
accidents FOR which 80 orc is to
LblaMc..'
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
BLACKS WON FROM THE WHITES
Spirited Game of Basketball Between
Y. NJ. c. A. Teams.

IN Il spirited game Of haSk ball last
night the Blacks defeated tho Whites
BY the score of 2G to {? The confess,
took place in Armory hall and was wit
messed by Il good-sized audience
Thursday evening the Blacks will
meet the Reds in the second game Of
the tournament, when another lively
battle is expected.
The athletic association will meet to,
morrow night.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21

York, his physician, left this after
noon on his private, car for three
weeks tripSto Florida. Mr.. Cleveland
recently suffered a severe attack Of
govt and is taking pleasure trip to
recupcratc. HeTwlll first so to Stuart,
Fla, and from that point start his
fishing and hunting excursion.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
BUYs A HOME IN HAMPTON.

Mrs, Roantrce. Of Franklin TO Reside
in This Place.
Mrs. Martha G. Rountrcc, Of Fra,1h,
lin. has purchased through Mr. NJ G,
l<ackCy. manager OF tic r. w Phillips
Real Estate Company. tic house ami
lot Of Mr.. II. j.. Tennis. in jackson,
street. Tho purchase price was s sou.
Mrs. Runntrcc will mnlctl tcly bring
her family to Hampton to live
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
SIXTY LIVES !.
SNUFFED OUT
Continued from first page.)

reason to believe that all were killed.
us every effort has been made to locate
them
IN an Interview tonight Mrs. Rock
wen. wife CT the engineer at the fac
Tory. said her husband had been wor-
'lca on account Of the boiler declaring
mat he had &c put on pressure il was
no. equal to-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
VIII Live ic Florida

I MIR. 3. Frank Hudgins, accompanied
by the members Of his family will
leave today for Tampa. Florida. where
he has purchased a tract Of land and
will make his future home.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
With MRS. D. r. worthinoton

James Lane Allen" will be the sub
jcct for discussion by the Kccoughtan
Literary Circle. which meets with Mrs
D. 81. Worthington, in King street, at
3 o'clock this afternoon.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
en- killed. in coIlicrv Explosion,
(By a ssociated Press.

VIENNA March 2o.-By an expo-
sion in a collie.y at Drenkoya. Hun
yary ten miners were killed anu many
others injured
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21

Mr.. |. Steiner left last night on a
short visit to New York city. He OK
poets to return to Hampton tomorrow
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
50 Nervous Headaches
Rum Down"

Tired, sick nerves cause nervous headaches.
The nerves stop doing their work properly
hey protest against neglect and abuse.
Their tired. sick condition is shown i'll many
WAYS, sometimes ono way, sometimes another.
Headaches, ''unstrung, worn out" rim
down, nervous blue all warnings from sick
nerves.
Health, vigor, determination. couragc-in fact,
all that makes life worth living depends upon
healthy supply Of nerve force.
Painc's Celery Compound makes new Nerve
Force, it revives the old force and makes new
1t not only does this but by strengthening the
nerves that control all the organs Of the body it
cures the rcat cause Of headaches, neuralgia reu-
matisnl, malaria. and the many diseases coming
IRON run down condition Of the nerves
Tor Is years Palne's Celery Compound has
been the most universally used nerve vitazcr and
tonic in the world. For IS ycars-thnk of this
fact and realize what it means
Read the experience of Mrs. L. F. MURRAY after
La Grippe:
Following attack o. La Crime
my general health seemed to be seriously
affected. suffered from, constant nervous
headache and unstrung that every
thing irrisated me until was In preearoua
condition. also troubled with steep.
'essness and would rise in morning more
weary than when INVENT to bed. AS my med.
tor advised a complete change, but as i Was
unable to 90 away, neshbor advised TO
fuyIy for week, feeling that us daily are~
better and stronger and my health kept grad
half bottles, when was in perfect health,
with trace of rny former troubles. a
number Of my friends who Panes
Celery Compound had done for have used
It since, and they all feel as pleased with re-
suits Yours very tru'y."-Mrs L.
r. murray, Fifth and Mercer streets, Seattle,
Wash. Treasurer skoogay Country Club.
Thousands Of grateful patients tell OF the
unfailing effect OF Paine's Celery Compound as
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One bottle will prove its wonderful proper-
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Try Paines Celery Compound to-day.
It braces you up at once.
See how much better you feel.
See how much more easily the trials roll away.
Let Paincs Celery Compound strengthen and
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your blood and help you back to vigorous,
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Remember this-Pane's Celery Compound
is the prescription Of one Of the most famous
physicians America has ever known-Prof. E.
z. Phelps OF Dartmouth University
All reputable druggists recommend and sell
Paine's Celery Compound.
WELLS, RlcAARDsoh g. CO.,
BURLINGTON. vgaMoNT.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
HAMPTON news
. (Continued)
PERSONALS AID BRIEFS.

The Coming and Going Of the People
You Know.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lamar Holiday, OF Bal
:timore, are the guests of their daugh-
ter. Mrs. Howard w. Saunders, in Nal.
Tory avenue. Mr.. Holiday will return
to the Monumental City this evening.
but Mrs. Holiday will remain with
her daughter several weeks.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
Death at the Home

Death at the Hume.
Bartholomew Clarke. 68 years old.
who served with Company F, Fourth
New Jersey infantry, died in the Ma
,tionaf Soldiers Home hospital Sunday.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21

4 mans idea Of a wise guy is anotll-
ar man who once had a. chance 10 mar.
~ his wife, but didn't
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
Fairbanks Now Royal Arch Mason.
(BY Associated Pressl

INDIANAPOLIS, IND. March 90
Vicc-Presidcnt Charles w Fairbanks
received the Masonic degrees Of York
rite branch, to and including that of
Royal Arch Mason.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21

Former President viii Take Florida
Trip4to Recuperatc From Govt
-N(By Associated Pressl
PRINCETON. N. j., March 20
Former President Grover Cleveland.
accompanied Ivy Dr.. Bryant. Of New
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
Pruscian Minister Dead.

(By Associated Press.)
BERLIN. March Baron Won
Hammerstein, Prussian minister OF
the interior. is dead
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-21
ACCIDENT WILL
BE INVESTIGATED
':spt ctor Detailed to Ascertain the
Cause Of the Brockton Dis.
aster-Boier Insured.

Q3y Associated PIess.)
BOSTON, MASS. March 20 Chief
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-11


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ndngte man Mtete fortan Dansfe
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Gpaperneurs BON YenniplDanien,
4t4rp M. 9opt FEM, ous 2i9t Der
Mslt erblidte.
Qenrp 81. 9opt jun. srbielt ieins
eyffe Nusbiloung in ben Dffentli6en
@nulen uno beIuhte bierauf Die Gale
liEtperftdt, an Der ct 1878 nit Muss
Se9nune graouirte. On Ser unipers
ftpf bon ptnnfDlpaHien ituoirte 9obi
Johann Neatspifeni4aft. Na9bem
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tpDrben mar. Iteb er iid in pittsburg,
ga, aIs Qnfpalt nieber. SIN Sabre
1888 tpurbe 9enrn M. SoDt als
4slfDtaffrer Der uniteb States Gatios
nal Hdnf IN Rem g)ort angeffelt, nell
8en Woitsn er 1885 aut9ab, I'm BET Der
SFptsutent COMPANY In phila6elpbta
9I3 RaiFrer etnautreten. Don 1890
lA 1898 fpar 9opt prdfbent bisfsr
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wt&1tantpalt unb erfparb fi9 als fols
IN lsns bobe Reputation. Syn Sabre
1897 erfplgte ieine Grnennung gum
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1883 TIM qngetraute @ema6lin lit eine
gebore.e mc0lt9ael BON philadelphia
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Mtdttsf Anklaeterbebuns.

0st 8auuspousse fenbaI tns Mderb aus e,
&aSteansnt-Aobts stateabe.
Der Der. -@taatens@ eneralaS Solicit
tpf 4enrp M. 6obt, ben prdiibent
RDcfebelt NIT Der Mntlaseerbebuns ees
gen BE f9ulotsen 9eamten bes Older
BGusO epartements In benz Baumpolee
3tanbaI benuftragt bat, ftammt aus
MiIyeebarre, ga, no CT 1856 ais
@pbn beB Mutprs unb ehemalisen
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MerfwarDtaes Weridbmtnoen,

.. s. &unban, 8utleroiae, g., i6rejst
bas merfmirbise 8erl6fpinoen ldmers
li9er Gpmptome fir rlrberbaulidfeit
uno Gale ST. Sings neuen 2~ebenspilen
su. Gr iast: Sic iinb elm perfeftes
9eilmittel fir Sdtpinoel, iauren Maser
&opfmeb unb @eritopfuns. gu baben
bel S. &alteber & SObu, Geo. S. S.
G6mibt. Gisentlmer, uno abolf 0reiB
Nreis 25e.
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Dernid)tstes aa3abr}eid)sn.
Ssr %rano III Der &atbartuenffrdte su San.
ate nno Der urfprnta Der staot.

Mit Der ourd cine 5eusrsbrunit err
folgten 3erftoruns Der &atbdrinen=
ttrae in Sonaig, WeitpreuBen, 1T zines
Der t9Oniten uno malerii9 pirtIam>
item Wabr5ei6en Der ebemaligen alien
9aniaitaot eef9nunoen. Die flint
fpibtge auppel bes Sburmes gerietb
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Ray Sir 9amen. 5alten entternt,
0angen uufgeflnt; Sal8, Urine, Butte
enttpidelt. @eiibtssW taiiage. @raonirte
Wetu 0ort Sdbule Der gbiropeop uno Ser.
matDiogp 203 @. Commences traBe l..
G5tod, Mltes Eel. 1l6l. Neues1l9l.
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Ser SraftbepeiS fir be Yptens
zines ieoen @amncS tpiro iett
allem Mdnmerm abfoimt
fret sugefanet.

aOmmt CUR Su9eno 3Irlld, Yrfift III Gurem eige=
men &6rper Die Rra't Der beipuuberungsuerten
,Wsanner @senistn'' Der 9roBen Sntertate Re
nibt auf Ours
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Msrfp Il r~btgsr Sob. Gin
8teeelarbeiter in Dortmuno, MsHs
fftetl, ipurbe infplge Der 6ibe obnmGdz
ttg unb fiel NIT Dem aopf in Die
M&maf4fne, BON oeren MeHern er
atrfleifht puros.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-29
NOTICE OF SPECIAL MEET
ING OF STOCKHOLDERS,
AND OF CLOSING OF
STOCK TRANSFER
BOOKS.
wILDER's STEAMSHIP COMPANY

WILDER'S STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
Notice is hereby given that special
meeting of the stockholders of Wilder 8
Steamship Company has been called by
the President and that the same will
be held at the office of the company in
Honolulu, Oahu, on Monday, the 18th
day of May, 1905, at the hour of 10
o'clock a. m. of said day, for the pur-
pose of considering and voting upon
a proposal for the sale of all the bust
ness and property of Wilder's Steam
ship Company, and the dissolution Of
said company. according to the terms
proposed for such sale and dissolution
as laid before the stockholders of the
company by circular letter of the Sec
rotary dated March 81, 1905, and for
the transaction Of such other business
as may properly come before said meet
ing.
Notice is also hereby given that the
stock transfer books of Wilder's Steam
ship Company will be closed from and
including the 26th day OF May, 1905,
to and including the 31st day of May,
1905.
By order of the President:
Dated. Honolulu, T. H. May 10, 1905.
S. B. ROSE.
71Os Secretary.
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FAREWELL SERVICE
ENDS REVIVAL
CONTINUED from page L,

der gave the invocation. Following
this America" was sung, all standing.
DR.. Kincaid then announced the offer
ing. After the offertory Dr. Ostrom
spoke of the various ways in which
Providence had helped the great re-
vival movement, mentioning the pres
ence of the warships and the trans
ports, and the meeting of the Hawaiian
Evangelical Association. He spoke of
the revelation that Hawaii had been
TO him and said that he should en-
deavor to carry home to the States a
message of Hawaii's needs and tell the
people there the truth about these
beautiful isles.
Continuing, the evangelist paid
glowing tribute to the veterans Of two
wars. comparing their sacrifice and
loyalty to the sacrifice and 10y
atty necessary in the battle for
Christ Then the evangelist paid a
tribute of thanks 10 the pastor, the
workers, ushers, the choir, the sexton,
the press, Interpreter Desha, the mis-
sions in the city and all the other ,ele-
ments which had added to the success
of the campaign. He caused a smile
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DEMOCRATS TAKE PILL
CONTINUED from Page IL

-Emneluth said: I'm seeking fusion,
those Seeking it should be guided by
the principles of the Democratic party.
one of the fundamental principles of
Democracy is consideration of the
rights of every one-equality. In Ha-
wall at the last election there We're $500
votes cast in Oahu. In summing up
the matter of fusion a division was
based on about /, 400 votes in the fourth
and the same number in the fifth dis
trict Necessary to the success of any
fusion ticket there must be an equal
representation of both parties in each
district 1 was, and am now, in favor
of fusion if it can be obtained on a
lust representation, but the agreement
on fusion does not give us just
representation in the fourth as compar-
ed to the fifth. 1 claim as Democrats
We can not have unity on the repre-
sentation proposed"
Iaukea objected again to Emmeluth 5
statement but was told by the chair
that it was but minority report.
THE PROPOSED TICKET.
Then the fusion, ticket report was
read as follows:
Koolauloa and Koolaupoko-Super-
/ visor. X. Paele Oh. R.)
Koolaupoko-Dept. Sheriff.. Jones
lOem.)
Koolauloo-Deputy Sheriff = Willie
Lane On. r.
waiaIua and waianae-Supervisor-
s. X. Mahoe CT. R)
waiaIua-Deputy Sheriff.. Maui
kama Oem.)
waianae-Deputy sheriff-Dick Gill;
lano (Dem)
Ewa-Deputy sheriff-s. Kapu Oh.
R.)
Supervisor at Large-A- Fernandez
Dem.)
Supervisors for HonoluIu-H. T. Moore
Dem.), J. A. Akina III. RI, D. NJ.
Kupihea Oh. R.)
Sheriff.. NJ. Poepoe on. R)
Honolulu Deputy Sheriff-D. KAMA
Ieaahu (Dern.)
County Clerk-B. n. Kahalepuna
County attorney-E. NJ. Watson
Dem)
Treasurer. H. Trent Oem.)
AUDITOR. P. Makainai Dem)
Timmons moved that action on the
report be indefinitely postponed.
TICKET A JOKE.
Everybody seemed to regard the ticket
and report as joke. The chair said
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by his humorous tribute to Johnny
Martin. whose untiring work, day
after day, has helped lift the work
along.
Dr. Ostrom spoke of the great field
for Christian work in these islands and
paid tribute to the work of the minis
tiers. Finally he spoke of the offering
that was made for himself. He said
that he had never done any work for a
fixed sum for twelve years or since he
entered the revival work. He did not
know what the offering was and did not
! care. He did not wish the Offering of
any who could not afford it. The evan
gelist said that he was used to criti-
, cism of his work: it was a unique
work and many did not understand it.
AT any rate, he would go on doing his
best TO help the people. He thanked
the people for what they had contribut-
ed to his support. In closing his intro
ductory remarks DR.. osfrom spoke of
DR.. ]. Wilbur Chapman's work in MAX
ing the Hawaiian campaign possible.
Mr.. Fred Butler then sang in his
usual beautiful manner Life forever
more
DR.. Ostrom took as his text Luke
1917 Come. for all things are now
ready" He said in part:
1t was no new thing for God to be
ready. He made the grass before he
made the cattle, the water before the
fishes. We are used to having things
ready. I think Jesus Christ must have
rejoiced to say All things are ready
Nothing drudging. nothing spiteful,
nothing of worry, everything is pre-
pared. What a joyous message it was.
But, of course. there were men with
excuses, everyone an expression of in
sincerity. Someone said, "A church
shot a gopher and 1 won't be a Chris
tan if they do things like that In
sincerity. Why can't a man come out
in a manly way and say, oh. God, 1
don't want to be Christian? if he
doesn't want to be. But they don't;
they make excuses.
'.Insincerity is the trouble with most
men who can't see their way to be
Christians. They say they won't ac-
cept Christ until they have analysed
the matter of religion to the last analy-
sis. A man who wouldn't eat bread
until he had examined it to the last
analysis would be very likely to starve
to death. Some men say there are
hypocrites in the church and they are
in their way. Dear friend. can't you
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G. r. CARTER,
FOR FOREST RE-
SERVE FENCE.

Proposals will be received at the Of
flee of the Superintendent of Forestry,
Government Nursery, Honolulu, T. H,
until Il o'clock M of May 90, 1905. for
materials for the construction of q
Forest Reserve Fence.
Material to be furnished as follows
212. 500 feet of the best grade of No.
6 galvanized wire.
$50 lbs. of the best grade IL inch
galvanized fence staples.
Bidders to state time of delivery. The
material to be held subject to the or
der of the Superintendent of Forestry,
and delivered TO some point in Homo
lulu, in quantities desired.
Proposals must be submitted en-
closed in a sealed envelope, addressed
to Ralph S. Hosmer. Superintendent OF
Forestry, Honolulu, T. H., endorsed
Proposals for Fence Material" and de-
livered previous to u o'clock M. of the
day specified.
The Executive officer reserves the
right to reject any or all bids.
c. s. HOLLOWAY.
Executive Officer, Board of Agriculture
and Forestry.
Honolulu. T. H., May 25. 1905.
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NJ. McInerny., Ltd.
Corner Merchant and Fort Streets
COLLECTED coNUNDRUMs.
What black thing enlightens Il
world? Answer-Ink

What black thing enlightens the
world? Answer-Ink.
Name something with two heads and
one body. Ans.-A barrel.
Why is bread like the sun? Ans
Because it rises from the yeast.
What is that which is heightened by
being cut at both ends? Ans.-A ditch.
What coat is finished without buttons
and put on wet? Ans.-A coat of paint.
= Why can't King Edward be buried in
fScorNld? Ans.-Because he isn't dead.
If you were to ride a donkey what
fruit would you resemble? Ans.-A
pair.
What is the best and cheapest light,
especially for painters? Ans.-Day-
light
What is the cheapest feature of the
face? Ans.-Nostrils. two for cent
(scent).
relation is Dick to John? Ans.-His
grandson.
What is it that has neither flesh
nor blood, yet has four fingers and a
thumb? Ans.-A glove.
What is it that no one wishes to have
and yet when he has it he does not wish
to lose it? Ans.-A bald head.
Why should a housekeeper never put
the letter NJ into her refrigerator?
Ans.-Because it would change ice into
mice.
How many soft-boiled eggs could a
giant eat on an empty stomach? Ans
One for after that his stomach wouldn t
be empty.
Which would you rather, that lion
ate you or tiger? Ans.-Why, yon
would rather that the lion ate the tiger,
of course.
Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger and Baby
Bigger, which of this interesting fam
lily is the biggest, and why the biggest
Ans-Baby Bigger. because he is a lit
tie Bigger.