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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
YACHTS AND HORSES.

Compared to the yacht races between
Lipton's challengers and the American
defenders the present sea race for the
$4,000 cup offered by the kaiser is a
road race against Saturday matinee
of half mile heats. The present race
is not being sailed over . three-leg
course within sight of land but is from
shore to shore Of the Atlantic. 1t calls
for capacity to meet the exigencies of
ocean travel not only for the speed tc
win, but the power to safely weather
storms. No racing skeleton will do.
The boats now on the Atlantic striving
for the kaisers prize are practical
vessels of real value and the race is a
factor in the development of sea going
vessels.
The horsemsn should take lesson
from the yachtsmen and adapt the
sport OF kings more I'd the practical.
Horse racing is becoming on land
what yacht racing became on the seas.
All the tendency is toward high speed
for short distances and this tendency
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
SPRING cATARRH.
changeable Weather Causes Disease
Rra.+ha Lvoroai and Cure Catarrh,

changeable Weather Causes Disease.
Breathe Hyomei and Cure catarrh.
The changeable weather OF spring,
with it's warm days and cold nights. is
responsible for a great Increase in
the number of cases of catarrh. 1t is
now that Hyomei, the only guaran-
teed treatment for catarrh that cures
without stomach dosing, should be
used in every home.
Hyonlei is a scientific method by
which pure air impregnated with
natures own remedies for the cure OF
catarrh, can be inhaled by every suf-
ferer in his or her home. Breathed thru
the neat pocket inhaler that comes
with every outfit its healing. volatile,
antiseptic fragrance reaches the
lungs and air passages as no stomach
dosing possibly can do. 1t gives i'm
mediate relief and makes lasting
cures.
Proof that the Hyomei treatment
will do all that is claimed for 1t is
found in the guarantee under which
Mcbride & Will sell it, an agreement
to pay back the price, if the purchaser
can say that Hyomei has not given sat
isfaction. Complete outfit 81; extra
bottles soc.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
HoNoRs TO THE WRONG mEn

=
III some eXperimentor in chemistry
should discover an explosive double in
power to any yet manufactured and
still perfectly safe to handle the first
thought would be of its availability in
war Invention of new gun capable of
destroying attacking regiments would
attract universal attention and COM
ment. An improved method of killing
and killing faster draws notice not be-
cause humanity in general is blood
thirsty but because of the instructive
knowledge that improved weapons have
time and time again changed the poll
teal face of the world But we all take
life serving invention much as a mat
ter OF course. The air brake for rail-
way cars. automatic couplers, ETC.,
have saved more lives than were
ever taken by gatlings or maxims.
Every one knows who invented the
nurderous weapons while few know
SAAsAI SlGOA So NtSollllSiiou invented
air brake and reduced railway casual
ties by several hundred per cent by
his genius.
Now Westinghouse has apparently
done the public another great service
by ro'bbing the rear end collision of its
horrors. The report of AN experiment
tried before the delegates to the inter-
national railway congress says that
one of the things MIR. Westinghouse
prepared for the entertainment of the
visitors was rear-end collision. 1t
was not a collision of miniature trains
but a real collision between real cars
A train was made up of fifty steel cars
just out of the shops. This train was
divided into three sections. Two of the
sections We're left stationary on the
track with a space of fifty yards be-
tween them. The third section, with
an ordinary engine attached, was run
down the track a distance of two
miles. The engineer opened the throt-
tie and the section of the train dashed
down the track at the rate of forty
miles an hour The, engine was at the
rear of the moving section. There was
crash as this section came in con-
lions. But there was no wreck, no
mass of twisted steel and splintered
woodwork in the ditch. A slight shiver
passed along the lime of the second Sec
orld section, then the cars composing
it settled down on the rails and moved
on until they came in contact with the
first section. The three sections were
automatically coupled together, and
not a car, apparently. was any the
worse for the collision. The expert.
ment was repeated with a single phase
electric locomotive and with the same
result. The happy result was attained
by the solid construction of the cars
and the use upon cars and engines of
a friction CRAFT gear which it is pre-
dicted will eliminate wrecks from rear
end collisions from the list Of railway
disasters.
Are we not asking the wrong models
to pose for posterity? When all is said
and done why shouldn't the statute Of
George Westinghouse stand in the
place of Napoleon's?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

is having it's effect on the conformation
of our horses as the craze for high
speed had on the racing yacht. We are
breeding to the small racing type, fit
ing bike one mile in two minutes
There is only one real horse and
that is the practical purpose horse
The nervous bundles of muscles that
fit around the rings at our race tracks
are simply playthings. We want fewet
two minute horses and more of the
over thirty miles of road in three
hours or swing over twelve miles in an
hour. The big, slashing. healthy fell
lows with clear eyes, clean legs an!
kindly dispositions, that woman may
drive, and which do not re-
quire hood and blinkers
that have lungs to fit their loins
and hooves and pasterns strong as
their forearms. What we want is
mans horse, not a Jockeys.
The demand for high class road
horses is always insistent and this
class of animals brings high prices be-
cause of its scarcity. The best Eng
lish farmers make it part of their bus
mess to produce yearly one or more
Of the best types of the horses most
in demand there. and to give the young
horse the schooling and education that
make it marketable. With the demand
for high bred and well trained road
sters growing, as it is in this country,
it would seem that the American farm
err is neglecting an opportunity. He
can select a type and breed to it, teach
the youngster his PAGES at odd times
and secure for himself at least good
share of the high prices secured by
horse dealers.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
trusts and combines will eventually be
managed for the greatest good to the
greatest number.

| trusts and combines will eventually be
managed for the greatest good to the
greatest number.
| There is discomfort that is praise
worthy. It's something the southern
slave knew nothing of century ago.
| 1t is form of thought and sentiment
| just beginning 10 show itself in Rus
STA. A nation, a race, people without
| it has no hope of a future. But there
| is in distinction from this, national dls-
content an individual unhappiness
caused by what we generally term as
envy, a sort of discomfort that is
curse to those afflicted with it, 1T is
an American disease. 70 say that
there is a satisfied citizen in any COM
munity, is an untruth. This statement
in cludes men, women and children OF
thinking age. 1t begins with the
wage Garner, and does not end with the
millionaire. The washerwoman feels
it's pangs, no stronger than the So
ciety leader of the 400. One and all
want something different, and to them
better, than they have. Ihe
county girl enyies the life
of the "sales lady" the sales lady OF
the 400 see happiness no where out
side of Paris and titled friends. Inc
newsboy enters the farm boys life ana
pleasures, but the farm boy must go
to the city to enjoy life. The clerk re-
grets he has no automobile while the
proprietor envies the yacht owner.
What Rockefeller wants is health and
the respect of the world, two things
these is some excuse for his wishing to
possess.
And after all is the former lot of
the Russian peasant, one might say
even the present condition of these
peasants one to change, the desired re-
suit being happiness. Do they, the
title mobiles of Russia get any more
out of life than the dull, sodden, stupid
peasants of that empire? Put 1t an
other way with the Ignorance that is
bliss" has the diamond mine owner
any advantage over the Hottentot or
Kaffir that tolls for him? Some one
has wisely remarked that three -fourths
of our wants are imaginary. Does the
champagne enjoyer really have any
cause for plying the beer drinker?
""rhe simple life" so much in vogue
these days has only the merit of real
happiness for those that have never
lived the strenuous life. And here
we are aften discussing this old. old
question, back to the couplet, with
great big Interrogation point:
at is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at ALL"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
SHAVE OFF HIS WHISPERS.

DR.. ]. F. Kennedy of the state board
of health, has begun a crusade against
the whiskers of the medical profession.
In the Iowa Health Bulletin he says:
'.In several countries at the present
time physicians are required to discard
whiskers. They are regarded not only
as unprofessional, but a menace to
families they visit. If womens skirts
carry disease germs from the streets
into the homes it is not unreasonable
to conclude that the bewhiskered doc
tor will carry disease germs from in
fected homes to other homes he may
subsequently visit as we'll as to assem-
blies of people he may meet with.
Whiskers may be ornamental to some
people and to some doctors but all of
the latter for the sake of the public
health should be all shaven and
shorn.'
There is much argument in what
the secretary of the health board says.
accused of carrying diphtheria and the
nomadic and shaggy dog distributes
the germs of smallpox thru the med
ium of his hairy coat, why should not
the bacillus make it's lair in the pleas
ing whiskers Of the medical profession?
1t seems that DR.. Kennedy has noted a
real danger. What microbe gifted with
ordinary taste would not leave it's
canine wilderness of hair to nestle in
the neatly trimmed vandyke and loop
the loop upon carefully curled mus
tachios? If the doctors whiskers are
to become the lair of germs then a
tri-weekly close shave for the physi-
clan is better than a continual close
shave for his patients.
In this unitarian age beauty must
bow to the useful and the safe. Going
farther into the matter there is danger
in his hair. Here is where the bald
headed doctor stands pre-eminent No
microbe stands erect upon the glossy
surface of his dome. 1t sheds bacilli
as ducks back defies rain. Clean
shaved he is sweetly asceptic. Decor
ated with vandykes or sdeburns or
galloways he becomes a danger to flee
from. DR.. Kennedy is right. A bas
the Vandyke! Shave off his whiskers
and run the closest clippers thru his
hair!
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

Bilious Bill was getting bloated,
And his tongue was muchly coated.
Patent "tonics" wouldn't cure him,
Companies would not insure him.
All his friends were badly frighten-
ed,
But their spirits soon were tighten
ed,
For Bill said-and they believed him,
EARLY RISER pills relieved him.
The Famous Little Pills EARLY
RISERS," cure constipation, sick head
ache, biliousness, etc, by their tonic
effect on the liver. They never grippe
or sicken, but impart early rising en-
ergy. Good for children or adults. Sold
by all druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
Topics Of the Times

"The Return of Sherlock Holiness
in book form is now being advertised
by Mcmillan & Co. at s1.5O and the re-
viewers say that the sales are enor-
nous. Readers of the T.-R. will re-
ceive the entire contents of this book
gratis and the subject matter will
occupy only brief department in a
feew weeks issues.
A Vienna newspaper says that Ku-
belik, the violinist, will soon become
the owner Of a string race horses.
Kubelik has best stick to his fiddle
strings. The chances are the sports
are stringing Kubelik.
Buffalo Bills Cossacks have gone
out on a striks In Paris. Mr.. Cody
should secure a company of Japanese
strike breakers.
The Hampton Recorder is another
counay paper which seems to complain
that the T.-R. does not quote it's edi-
desired, it being the belief of Editor
RAYMOND that he has been sighted
because he says mean things about
Cummins. 1t is true that when these
unpleasant scenes occur within the
family and good republican news
paper uses ill-tempered language to-
ward the republican party's governor
the T.-R. has been inclined to pull
down the window shades but the criti-
cism contained in these complaints is
going to make the T.-R. a better news
paper Promises for better behavior
are extended to Editor Raymond.
Princess Louise Augusta of Schles-
wig Holstein is member of the
royal family forutunae enough to have
profession-or rather, art-at her
finger-ends in case of need. She is an
expert worker in enamel, and her
home in Queensberry place is filed
with remarkably beautiful specimens
of her craft, while many Of her relar
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

'.SIIeMer 10 sl!q umo spue!IJ pue SOAP
frames, or boxes wrought by her. The
finest piece of enameling she ever
completed was a memorial cross for
the grave of her brother Prince Chris
tan Victor, which was taken out to
South Africa by Princess Christian on
her visit last autumn.
The striking Russian shipbuilders
do not seem to be particularly inter-
ested in a new Russian fleet unless
they get higher wages. Imagine a
body of Japanese ship yard workers
striking when when the Mikado
needed them most.
Mr. Bryan took mighty mean adj
vantage of Mr. Cleveland when he
sided with the women against the eX-
presidents views on women's clubs.
Howdy, Mr.. Sunshine!
Glad you're back again:
Tired of cloudy skies now,
Tired of all this rain.
Tired of the north wind.
Let the south wind blow
Welcome Mr.. Sunshine,
Glad to feel your glow!
Manson Democrat.
4
This is the way Marie Cowelli pays
her compliments to the American wo-
man: "She is all there. She can
take the measure of man in about
ten minutes and classify him as tho
he were botanical specimen. She
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
IOWA OPINIONS AND NOTES.

"The state wide compulsory primary
is the measure which makes the Aus
tralian ballot effective" declares the
Roone News. "And if the primary is
good for county officials it is good Tor
state and national officials as we'll. we
have primary elections and sun nave
sufficient oratorical pyrotechn1cs al
state conventions"
The Carroll Herald seconds the mo-
ton to make Harvey Ingham governor
and does it lin no spirit OF jest. Inc
Herald says Bingham hasn't superior
in nublic office in the state OF Iowa.
"Goodby, Man." doefully exclalms
the Council Bluffs Nonpareil. Get
QUIT" calculates the Sioux City Jour
nal Hello, Mani"
The Rockwell City Advocate sug-
gests that the interstate commerce
commission should be composed OF
men who will speak softly to the rail-
roads. but who, by authority of con-
gress will also carry big stick.
The Charles City Intelligencer says
that Governor Cummins stands for
the people-all the people, regardless
of sect, creed, nationality, station,
color. self. or anything else, and he can
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

realizes all his limitations, his mo
tions," and his special and particular
fads-and she has the uncommonlS
good sense not to expect much of him.
She would not take any on the
lily-maid of Astolat, the fair ELAINE
who spent her time in polishing the
shield of Lancelot and who finally
died of love for that most immoral
but fascinating knight of the round
table No, she wouldn't polish a
shield, you bet! She would make
Lancelot polish it himself for all he
was worth, and polish her own dear
little boots and shoes for her into the
bargain. That is one of he secrets
masterfulness-or let us say, queenli-
ness, which sounds better. The Lord
of creation can do nothing in the way
of ordering her about-because, as the
Lady of creation she expects to order
him about-and she does"
Fairfield now is in the 5000 class,
the state census giving population
of 5000. Several sets of twins who
refused to be born in small town
showed up just before the books were
closed and helped the count
game of dice called saro Is played
nv the Negritos in the Philippines.
Dice games usually result in the same
thing everywhere.
Tobacco has been discovered by
M. Dele, French Psychologist, TO
have a selective action upon the audi
tory nerve. He therefore cautions
moderation in theuse of the drug, ana
avoiding altogether where deafness
has already begun, or where there Is
family history of such troubles.
Thus far during 1905 automobiles
have killed sixty-two perosns and IN
iured 1893. Persistent effort may
still bring the 1905 figures up to the
railway mortality. Its too early in the
season to forecast percentages.
A Strong uarantee-Would-b Sui
eide (wildly)-Give me any kind OF
poison you've got in stock that will kill
a man dead, dead, dead!
Druggist (urbanely)-Yes sir; here
is the very thing you want. We guar
antee this to kill man so dead that
his case will be diagnosed as plain
drunk" by an ambulance surgeon
Life.
A strange thing is reported to have
been found recently in the opal fields
Of New South Wales, fossil shark
that had become opalized. 1t was over
three feet long and eighteen inches il,
circumference.
The limits it true that the
Bioptons are living beyound their in
come?"'
Worse than that. They're living
beyond their credit."-Brooklyn Life.
On June 81, 1898, four Spanish Off
GERS and fifty of their men went into
Baler Church. driven to this last re-
sort by Filipino insurgents. On June
2, 1899, in ignorance of the fact that
thewar had closed months before, two
officers and thirty-one men marched
out, as prisoners, having fought not
only against their besiegers but
against starvation and pestilence. Eff
forts to relieve them had failed; and
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
tn. Northwestern Line.

One of the most interesting series Of
articles on the subject Of the greal
railways of the country that has APP
peared recently, is that from the per
Of Frank II. Spearman. recently pub
lished in the Saturday Evening Post
and since printed in book form By
Scribners. The chapter descriptive Of
the Chicago & Northwestern railwa,
has been published by the passenge,
department Of that line in pamphlet
form for general distribution. and will
be sent to any address on receipt Of e
for postage.
w. B. KNISKERN,
4 p. T. NJ. Chicago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
M@sahez@
Terrific Race With Death.

Death was fast approaching" writes
Ralph F. Fernandez, Of Tampa, Fla.
describing his fearful race with death,
'as result Of liver trouble and heart
disease, which had robbed me of sleep
and of all interest in life. had tried
many different doctors and several
medicines, but got no benefit, until l
began to use Electric Bitters. So
wonderful was their effect, that in three
days felt like new man, and today
1 am cured of all my troubles" Guar
anteed at Mcdonald & Mahood's drug
store; price SO cents.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

thew had come, with good reason, to
suspect all men of treachery. The tale
of this tragic incident of the war In the
Philippines has been written for the
June Century by Captain Horace NJ.
Ponua IL s A
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
Time rried and Merit Proven.

One Minute Cough Cure is right on
time when it Games to curing coughs.
Group, whooping cough. etc. 1t is per-
fectly harmless. pleasant to take and is
the children's favorite cough syrup. All
druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
Very Low Excursion Rates to san
Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland

Tacoma, Seattle, Etc.
Via the Northwestern line. will be
in effect from all stations May %, "a,
25, 20, 30, 81 and June l and 2, with
favorable return limits, on account OF
National Council Knights of Columbus
at Los Angeles, etc. Two fast trains
to the Pacific Coast daily. "rhe Over
land Limited" electric lighted thru
out), less than three days en- route.
Another fast train Is "The California
Express with drawing room and tour
list sleeping cars. The best of every
thing. For rates, tickets, etc., apply
to agents Chicago & Northwestern
railway.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
What is FoIey's Kidney Cure?

Answer: It Is made from prescrip-
ton of leading Chicago physician,
and one of the most eminent in the
country. The ingredients are the pur-
est that money can buy, and are sci
entifically combined to get their ut
most value B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

Professor Asauh P. Hall has resign
ed the chair of astronomy and as di-
rector of the observatory at the Uni
versity of Michigan and Professor w.
T. Hussey, of Lick observatory, Cali
fornia. has been elected as his sue
cessor.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

Beautiful your complexion with little
cost If you wish smooth, clear,
cream like complexion, rosy cheeks,
laughing eyes, take HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea, greatest beautifier
known. IS cents. Mcbride & Will
Drug Co
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19
BURRELL ON NOSES.

Yes, the nose is our most mlracu-
lous organ,''-not speech not the
tongue, not the eye or ear. l verify
believe my long and freckled nose has
given me more and keener pleasure,
going thro' this so-called, but falsely
| called, vale of tears, than any and
everything else belonging to me. and
I'd not swap it for any other feature
or organ or function, if I had to. For
aromas are the most delicious things
in the world unless it be echoes. my
kingdom for a horse?" Pshaw. My
strawberry, a rose, Whit of clover
and of smoke and of the breath of
healthy baby and COW.
Per contra: nobody has right to be
factory issuing bad odors. People
who do not bathe, men who poison
the air with shrinking old pipes, folk
who keep pig pens and feed lots near
the house instead of flower beds, ought
to be punished and made to mend
their offensive habits and manners.
Everyone is morally bound to smell
good in their own proper persons.
Even the use of heavy perfumes on
clothing is justifiable if one can in no
other way stifie foul Civilizations. The
world should be kept sweet at any
cost. and in cities taxes are no better
used than in cleaning the streets and
alleys. There would be no plaques it
there was no filth. No one has
right to be carrion, and peddle 1t.
Every one should be as sweet as a rose
or as pungent as smoke and creosote.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-19

Low Rate Summer Excursions
To Chautauqua Lake and Asbury Park.
For illustrated folder, rates and gen
eral information write Erie Railroad,
555 Railway Exchange. Chicago.