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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12
WHY ONE is sLEEpY.
Many Hypotheses Are Advanced BY
the selentlsts.

Scientists disagree as TO tho cause
Of drowsiness. Some curious and re-.
markable reasons are assigned for the
desire everybody has for sleeping. Il
Is attributed by some people to an
accumulation in the system OF the
poisonous products Of the wear and
tear Of the body during the day
There seems TO be- some measure OF
truth IN this for Ia many diseases
the patients are often sleeplcss. An.
other hypothesis is that the nerve
cells Of the brain dwell apart from
each other as it were. during sleep.
The brain Is composed Of millions Of
tiny bodies called cells. each having
several delicate prolongations. or
branches. for the purpose OF communi.
eating with other cells. when tho
brain Is fully active all these cells are
In contact, or ready to be in contact.
with one another; but the time oc.
casionally comes. Il 10 thought, when
the branches Of all the cells curl up,
and their isolation means that com.
plctc communication between tho cells
ceases. The state Of body and mlnd
that follows IS what we call sleep.
The most probable explanation Of
sleep. however II that In some way or
other tho internal condition OF tho
cells is changed partly from cxhaus.
ton and partly because Of diminished
stimulation from other parts OF the
hpNv
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12
Acquiring Grace.

Madame Roeamler, whose beauty
and charm we're the marvel OF her
generation. was asked how she had
become so graceful as never to betray
awkwardness In tho slightest motion
She replied: by always acting In prl
waite as n the eyes Of the court were
upon me-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

Charlie was being taken for O walk
through a cemetery Suddenly he
asked: What does n. I. r. stand
for? Some OF the gravestonos have
n lot Of rec ding on them, and then at
the bottom Of the words there arc
the big lot'ers r. T. p"
What do you think they mean?"
asked his father
Charlie paused for moment, II
think, fatter, they mean, Return II
Possible ."- Harpers Weekly
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

Here is one Of the inns whero
George Wa hlngton used TO stop"
you don say! What has become
Of the arv ent sign. Accommodation
to Man and Beast?"
They've taken Il down and put up
a sign Accommodation 10 Nan and
Automobile
"And where Is the hostler who used
20 come out with a can OF oats?"
"oh, he comes out now with a can
Of gasoline"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

res, ma am" said the man with
the old vallso; u acknowledge that I
used to 30 tfampln around this neigh.
borhood, beKgln for cold yIctuals. but
/ don't do that any more. I've re.
formed"
What evidence have I Of that7'
asked the woman Of the house. stlll
cycling him with suspicion
well, ma am he said, opening the
valise, "the fact that I'm scllin' soap
now ought 70 be enough TO convince
anybody. oughtn't it?"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo,
writes;
81 have suffered for years with
biliousness, and kidney and liver
trouble.
"H caught Bffie cold. the pains
were Increased and baeksehe and
heAdache were offrequenf occurrence.
However, Peruna cured me twelve
bottles made me healthy woman"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

The Stevens Arms and Tool Com.
pany at Chlcouee, Mass has begun to
replace men and boys with women In
The machine rooms Young men and
boys. We have found do not pay
strict attention to business" said the
assistant superintendent Young
women are more conscientious and
their work g. satisfactory. The men
and boys will gradually be- replaced. q"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12
CURING BRAIN BY PROXY
Nc" Balance Of Seat Of Reason Can
BE Restored.

Be Restored.
WIN NE surroundings u the brain
PROPER hDre have been remarkable
surgical achievements: some of them
In operations performed half q bodya
length ifom the disturbed organ Be
tween 'hf brain proper and 10. urnp
Is shallow sea Of fluid which extends
al the way down the hollow inside
OF me Pine. around the spinal cord
II this Qua becomes doruurcd or com
pressed the brain Is affected. Nuw.
IN one part Of the head this liquid
substanc constitutes little sulrlt
level ne a carpenter level which
serves % keep the human machine
properly balanced Sometimes the
huid IN Oils level Increases beyond the
normal capacity Then the patient is
annoyed hy constant ringing ln the
ears and presently becomes subject 60
severe and dangerous vertigo This
Is becatse the unconscious sense of
balance is disturbed a few years
ago the medical faculty were at a
loss fora cure. Now they know that
the brain fluids may be controlled
from Ne spine So they tap the vic.
tim OF DE deranEed spirit level near
the base Of the spine. draw on the sur.
plus fuld and send him ON his way.
relieved. balanced and rejoicing This
lumbar tapping Is Of incstlmahlo value
IN the diagnosing Of meningitis. aL.
seessca ana other cerebral diseases:
the examination Of the fluid drawn
from the spine. in fact. anoriing dag
nosls oiaIl brain diseases other than
the purely nervous affections Nc
Clure's Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

good" Perhaps II is for hen, but il
can't b. Tor V0L
Ia n v ptmoE Buffalo. N.Y.
fcdr So ! suffered Tor four years with
falling o. womb and guncral female weak
ness. had terrible backaches aud headaches
and especially distressing times A. monthly
several remedies but although ho vas an Old
and cxccllent doctor he was unable 10 relieve
me pr riorco's favorito Prescription WAS
highly that ! decided to change medlieinoS
and take that ! was indeed pleased 10 Ind
that this rvmcdy relieved my pains within
two days, and AZ the next poriud. thoro was
great change Tor the better After ten
Wccks ~ " tho tavurlto Prescription"
l was not only curvd but my general health
years ! took on flesh. my complexion be-
cAmo smooth and clear aud I now enjoy tho
best u health, thanks " Dr pieros oficicnt
Mas A. Y BoRrNEa
40 Seventh Street Portland DRAGON.
DR.. Piorcc's Fayorlto Prescription con-
talnH no alcohol, II entirely vegetable aud
was the first exclusively wuman's tonic
on the markotlt has sold moro largely
In tho past third Of a century than any
other medicine for women
All other compounds intended for won.
on only are made with alcohol, or alcohol
II a large component This alcohol Injuries
the nerves. Tho little red curpuscles u
the blood are shrunkon by alcohol All
such compounds. therefore, do harm.
"Tho Peoples Medical Adviser" CON
thins several chapters devoted 10 tho
physiology N women, with directions for
Bolt-trontmont which every woman ought
~ read A papor-honnd copy sent ahao-
lutoly free ON receipt Of q one-cout
stamps " pay Tor mailing OHlvi or cloth
bound, ~ stamps, Address DR.. r. v.
plorce, Buffalo, ~ Y.
DIR. Pierce'S s aPsols ''5 . %a |,
ter OF good
health, and good health Is Ia goly a mat
tor of healthy activity " the bowels. Or.
Ploroos Pleasant Pellets euro cunst pa
ton. They are safe, Niro and speedy,
and once taken do not have 10 DO taken
always. One little Pellet" Ia q gentle
laxative, and two mild
sf1s By at R9 Sfas @iysr Pellets.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12
TEA

What is wealth to home
happiness?
Take a little more time
for teal
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

New zealand's Meat Trade.
New zealnnd's frozen meat trade
With Great Britain now equals about
D OO0 etrrN fav
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

Recently two French engineers suo-l
ceoded In reaching the summit Of tho
Four-clad Agpelll. &c Switzerland, an
altitude Of nearly 1890 feet.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12
Waste No TIme on Love.

There is practically no loyomaking
In China. As rule, tho young man
docs not see his bride until she 10 his
wife
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

I came 10 the window whero years ago
She kept the wntch-lght burning
To safely guide BY ~ patient glow
Her prodigal returning
I came 10 the window -twaa dark and
lonpi
The Years had with hnnnu crowned me;
Could ehc hafr umr uurF ald found
mo-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12
TEA

Give a very naughty boy a
dainty cupof fine tea, and see
his face change gradually
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1905-05-12

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing syrup.
tof rhi dfen tefthnr, Huftsut the sums reduces IN
uammatuu slay pain, cures Wind oolrl ~ atottia
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
WILL DISCUSS
RIFLE SHOOTING

The formation of a Hawaiian Rifle
Association to affiliate with the Ma
| tional Rifle Association will be dis
cussed next Wednesday evening at the
Bungalow" Capitol grounds. A gen.
| eraI invitation is being extended to all
those who are interested in rife shoot
ing and gunnery in general to attend.
, Inc meeting will begin at o'clock,
when a paper on Modern Rife Shoot
ing will be read, following which the
discussion will be held
Col. J. W. Jones, of the Hawaiian
National Guard, is working hard on
Ike proposition and he looks for a
general response to the invitation. The
recent showing made by the rifle team
sent from Hawaii at the Seas1rt COM
petition. has been the incentive for
calling local rifiemen together.
With such a rife OrganiZa ton here
it would stand equal with all National
Rifle Associa tons in the United States.
Whenever a rifle competition is held
in the United States the local organi-
cation would have equal opportunity
TO send a team. along to compete for
medals, cups and other trophies. Col.
Jones is enthusiastic over the matter.
Every citizen of the United States IS
eligible to become a member.
A big shoot will be held by the or
ganization on New Years day at the
National Guard rifle butts at Kaka-
9kG.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
WON THEIR FIRST
INDOOR BALL GAME

The game Of indoor baseball last
night between the Owls and Punahous
was a tight one. The Puuahous won
by a. score of IS TO y, with the innings
in their favor.
It was the first game for the Puma
hOus this season and the first one they
have won for three years.
An unusual amount Of interest was
displayed by the spectators, especially
when the Punahous caught up TO and
passed the score of the Owls.
The lineup was as follows:
Punahous-Geo. Waterhous-. ". Q.
Johnson. J. Soper. = Steere, j. L.
Cockburn, W n. Rabbit, f. p. Tur-
ner.
Owls-A. Tinker. J. Macaulay. J.
Honan. D Voellar, T. Norton, A.
Myhre. c. Bushnell. IL Richards.
The next game will be on Thursday
evening at 7:30, between the Puma
hous and High Schools.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
PUNAHOUS I
VICTORIOUS
Defeat Kams in First
Football Game of
Season.

Rah' rah. rah, ray! ray. ray!
Send the ambulance this way;
Ray. ray rayt rahi rah, rahl
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
IRON WORKERS
BEAT MYRTLES

The four hundred and twenty yards
relay swimming race which took place
yesterday afternoon at the Bishop slip
resulted in the Honolulu Iron Works
team defeating the Myrtles.
At 4:45 the race was started, the first
relay being between Roe and Davis
The men were evenly matched and
both reached the other side about the
same time.
Kennedy and Simpson We're the sec
ond pair to swim and there was little
Tor nothing between them at touching
time.
Lubbock and Beckert next took up
the issue. Lubbock finishing the stage
with a fair lead.
O'Brien then opposed Honan and the
latter making up lost time beat O'Brien
by a foot.
Crozier and Sharp took the water.
Crozier having a few feet the advan-
tage, but Notwithstanding this Sharp
touched the wharf first, giving Kopke
a good lead in the final relay.
Kopke needed his lead, for he had
to go up against Bill Lyle, the best
swimmer in the Myrtle Club. He had
a hard race, but just managed to
squeeze home a winner.
The Honolulu Iron Works team has
never suffered defeat. 1t is made up
from employees of the iron works and is
a very strong aggregation.
A large crowd witnessed yesterdays
race and displayed great interest in the
proceedings, showing that the sport of
swimming has ag@in won it's way back
into the hearts of the people.
The next race will be at the same
place on November II.
The teams yesterday were as follows:
Myrtles-T. Honan, captain; Geo.
Crozier. VIII Lyle, Davis, Simpson, G..
Beckert.
Iron Works-C. r. Roe, captain; F.
Kopke. J. Kennedy, F. Lubbock, F.
Sharp. O'Brien
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
Sportographs.

National League teams won the first
game of every post-season series and
American Leagues the second. You
can't make the hippodrome man, who
never misses a game, think there was
MT something doing.
After taking a look at the Britt
Nelson fight pictures we have reached
the conclusion that Battling won by
good head work. He seems to have
landed about as many blows with his
head as with his fists.
=
Coach Stagg, the correspondents say,
is always pessimistic before a big
game. And sometimes afterward.
All football coaches agree with
President Roosevelt that there ought to
be a change. Among themselves they
also agree that there won't be one for
a long time.
College students have been likened
by great man to green watermelons.
Come to think of it, football is like
a melon in shape.
~
In other words. the President would
like to cut out the rough house with
out Transforming football into a par
Tor game
Now that Pat Grove has been
definitely located. perhaps we may sue
coed in finding silk Gown, the lost
dam of Garry Hermann. She's the
only remaining mystery.
Marvin Hart says he viii fight Bob
Fitzsimmons. winner take all, any
weight and any distance. There will
be no fight. Whenever intentions are
serious prize fighters always begin
haggling over the terms.
When Teddy, Jr., succeeds in rush
ing down the Soldiers field with a foot
ball under his wing for a fifty-yard
run and a touchdown. fame viii have
reached its limit of favors to the
Roosevelt family.
If Sysonby keeps his health. James
r. Keene will be able TO maintain his
son Foxhau in very respectable cir
cumstances.
Joe Cans has challenged Jimmy Britt
to fight for $4,000. AS Cans testified
in court that he is incapable of whip
ping Britt the challenge must be for
advertising purposes only.
y
President. RooseveIt's point is that
football injury should be accidental.
nor Intentional 1t will doubtless be a
source Of comfort to the injured to
know how it happened
y
Racing in Illinois at the present time
consists of a handicap in which some
stranded turfmen and the feedman are
the entries.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
BOYS CLUBS
ATHLETIC MEET

The Boys Clubs will hold an ath-
letic meeting next Saturday afternoon
at the Boys Field on Liliha street,
VIXEN the regular fall sports win take
place.
The events will be as follows:
Fifty-yard dash, 100-yard dash, 220-
yard dash, half mile relay race for
JUNIORS, one-nnile race for seniors, 800
yard hurdles, broad jump, high jump,
putting the shot, throwing the base
bail, pole vault.
Four junior clubs and the same num-
Der of senior clubs will compete and
some good records are expected to be
made
Entries close to the manag gers of the
different clubs on Thursday next.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29


Ray! ray ray rah, rah, rah,
Summon the doctors near and far
The football season has commenced
and for a couple of months the thud of
the pigskin will be heard in the land
and cross bucks and back forma-
tons" be a favorite topic of converse
ton among all sorts and conditions of
men and women
The opening game of the season took
place yesterday afternoon on the Ka-
mehameha Schools ground, a large
crowd being present-and this in face
of the fact that many people supposed
that the game was to be played at
.Punahou. The opposing teams were
fthe Punahous and the Kams.
The game was the first of a series
of three to be played between the two
JUNIOR teams. The High Schools and
st. Louis are to play a separate series
of three games on their own, COM
mencing next Saturday.
1t was the same old football scene
yesterday; the small boy with the large
voice and the larger chrysanthemum,
the bevy of girls wearing the blue and
gold favors of their favorite Punahous.
the squads of trained rooters, the new
yeIis, the noisy excitement and the
esprit de corps which has placed local
college athletics on the high plane it
now occupies.
1t is going TO be a good season for
roofing and all records in this respect
may easily be broken If yesterdays ef-
forts be maintained until the last game
is played. The Rams We're in partlcu-
larIy fine form with their voices yes
terday and introduced some clever
parodies on popular songs.
AS to the game itself, it was sur
prisinsly good for the first tussle or
the season. The Kams outwelghed
their opponents twenty pounds a man,
but their spidery opponents seNned to
have a slight pull in condition" Indeed
they were too finely drawn, if anything.
The Punahous scored a touchdown IN
the first half and this was the only
scoring of the game.
Playing with the slope of the ground
in their favor the Puns gradually drove
their opponents back until touch
down was registered by McDougaH,
after a series of ground-gaining jumps
over the opposing line. The effort to
convert failed
In the second half play was fast and
furious with the Kams having all the
better of the exchanges, until when
the whistle blew it looked as if an
other rally or two would surely result
in a touchdown.
Twenty-minute halves were played.
Had the halves been longer the Kams
would have won.
The play was very close, only a
couple of runs being made, one OF 10
yards by McCandless and the other
dash of 20 yards by Mahukona, both
occurring at the end of the game
Line bucking was largely resorted to
bv both sides and end plays were the
exception.
The game ended with the ball on
the Punahous' 10yard line.
The teams and positions:
Punahous, 5.
Kams 0.
Observation-Disclosures, re: McDougall
TT: w. Lydgate, rg; Wight, c; Robin
son. Ig: Geo. Renton, 1t: F. Hoogs, lie;
]. Desha. OBJ; Pa, rh; r. Ahrens. IN;
Cooper, fb-
Kams-T. Robinson, re; H. Robinson
rt; Morton, rig: Naukana, c; Kawaia-
ca, lg; E. Campbell 1t; E Williams
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
Infantry Defeated.

The 10th Infantry and st. Louis Col
lege teams met in a football match at
kapiolani Park yesterday afternoon
land the soldiers were defeated by the
score of % to 5.
The Infantry scored on a tumble a
few minutes after the game started, but
after that were never again really dan
geTouS
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
COWBOY PICTURES.

The illustrations OF the cowboys
carnival on this page are from photo
graphs BY Rice & Perkins.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
CALLERS PLAY
DRAW GAME

cricket match was played at Maxi
ki yesterday between the Gable Com
pany and the Honolulu Cricket Club.
1t was a return game, the first meet
ing of the elevens resulting in a deci-
sive win for the Cablers.
Yesterdays game resulted in a draw
in favor of the Gable Co
The scores were as follows:
CABLE co.
\. ]. Clunie, C. Lindsay, b. Quinneu IA
u Hall, C. Jordan, b. Tougher. 8
10. c. Read, %. Cockburn. ........... q
~. Broadfoot, b. Maclean.............. &C
Sedgwick, run Observation-Disclosures. 0
+. Barron. c. and b. MacIean........
&c. Roweu. c. Layard, b. Cockburn... 5
w. Wright not out.............-....
H. PTaugnell not out...............
a. Robertson. Bailey, did not bat
Extras Observation-Disclosures. 10
142
HONOLULU CRICKET CLUB.
b. F. Beardmore, c. and b. Barron. Is
IB. Quinnell, run Observation-Disclosures. ,
IT. H. Tougher, b. Barron. 0
r. de Layard not out. 10
Lindsay, b. Broadfoot. ............... 16
j. L. Cockburn. b. Barron. ........... .
J. r. Maclean, b. Broadfoot. ..... 0
r A. Jordan, c. Hall, b. Broadfoot.. 10
w. L. Stanley, b. Broadfoot. ....... 3
I. Gill, not out OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .
ID. L. Wilmington did not bat.
Extras OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 10
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
CARD OF THE
AMATEUR PUGS

The program of Cohen's amateur box
ing show has been arranged and is now
being discussed on the street corners.
The card will be as follows:
Bantams: Kid Toy of Palama VS. Kid
Harris of Kakaako.
Feathers: Ernest Heine VS.. Young
Nelson; H. Wilson of Kakaako vs.. Jack
O'Brien (not philadelphia" Jack) OF
PunchbowI.
Lightweights: Nigel Jackson of the
Star Oyster House Athletic Club vs..
valiant of Kakaako.
Middleweights: Sidney Jackson of
Palama VS.. George Kahalanio of Ka-
kaako
Heavywefghts: Big Bill Lang of the
L. s. S. Iroquois VS.. Jim Dickson OF
Magoonville.
All the bouts will be of four rounds
duration With the exception of the
heavyweight contest. and the go be
tween Heine and Nelson, which will
continue for six rounds.
The Heine-Nelson bout is expected to
be especially good.
All the men are training hard under
the watchful eye of Jack McFadden.
80 90 90 %%% %>% 80 90 zee %%%%
le; Oliver, OBJ; B. McCandless, ri; B.
Lota. In; Mahukona, fb.
Touchdowns-Mc (K).
Umpire-F. Hatch.
Referee-Turner.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT McDougau.
Timekeeper-Hall
Time of Halves-Twenty minutes.
PASSING PUNTs.
Allan Lowrey was the Punahou yell
leader.
The Kams kicked off from the mauka
goal. A asMAMi
The gridiron was unpleasantIy dusty
Fumbles We're frequent, particularly
on the Kan side.
One fumbled pass by the Hams sent
the ball clean over the opposing line
and good way down the field.
winners at right half.
There was one try for a field goal.
The water bucket was in great requi-
sition.
McDougalrs line jumps were styled
by some of the spectators kangaroo
plays" They(were very effective.
II. Robinson was put out. of commits
sion in the first half He played a fine
game for the Kams. at fine tackle.
Ahrens' attempt to convert McDoU-
gals goal was a poor one. He was
very tired before half time was whis
tied. Last year Ahrens played a star
game at quarter for the Punahous 9nd
yesterday was playing out Of his posi-
ton.
1t was almighty warm.
When the Punahous had a man
wounded the Kams bugler thoughtfuily
sounded taps
The Hams have a good left end in
Williams and a useful left half back in
Lota.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-10-29
sPoRTSMEN's NOTEBOOK.

sPoRTsMEN's NOTEBOOK
The game Kapiolani Park today will be between
and the Aohas and will decide
of the of Winter League The
game will start at p. m.
The Chinese Athletic Club will play return baseball
10th Infantry Kapoan Park this after
Plover, and pheasants plentiful Haewa just
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-15
ALL STAR PLAYERS
ON THE LOCAL TEAM.
ALLkNoW p BILL.

Captain "Bilr-' Hoffner, who is to
captain the Perth Amboy Amusement
Company's baseball team this season.
and who is to play LETT field, is one OF
the best known players to local fans.
For years he played in different state
leagues. At one time he was with
Montreal, later with Scranton. For
three years he was captain and held
down the position of left field for the
crack Norris Plains hospital team.
Under the new Enlargement the hos
pital team was desbanded and Captain
Bill" came here to join the old Mar
ions. He at NICE became very popular
and when he signed with the Amuse-
ment company for this season the fans
were happy. Captain bill" had an
offer from the Cotton State League but
turnedaait down to stay here.