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Resolutions, obituaries or cards OF thanks In
serted at one-naf advertising rates. Births,
marriages and deaths inserted tree. Commune
cations received without signature always COM
mttted TO the waste basket without attention
This paper is mailed regularly to its sunscriu
ara until q dernite order to discontinue is re-
ceiyed and all arrears are paid In full.
THIS Paper and The Connecticut Couran'
semi-weekly) furnished for SAILS per year In ad'
vance.
We are not responsible for, nor do we by pub
fishing, endorse the opinions of our correspond
ents-
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The towns of Union and Andover,
in the recent election, voted to fur
nish free text books. In Coventry it
was a tie vote. Mansfield, Bolton
and Hebron. voted in the negative.
The two constitutional amendments
were defeated to 1.
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Tidy,

sis Spooney's wife a good house
keeper?'
"Well, l should say so. Why, he has
to keep a private detective to watch his
clothes so he can tell where to find
them, She's so tidy."-Liverpool Mer-
CuPV
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Proved.

do fishes grow fast, Jlmmie3"
"Some of them do. MY father caught
one last year that grows an inch every
time he tells about it."-Cassell's.
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ACTION prevents Pneumonia.

AOn't Get FOOtsOre! Get Aliens Foot Ease
wonderful powder that cures tired aching,
swollen, sweating feet, and makes new or tight
shoes easy. Ask to-day for Aliens Foot-Ease.
At all Druggists and Shoe stores, Csc. Don't ac-
cept any substitute.
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More Appropriate.

Rita-Did you say This is SO sud-
denw when Jack proposed?
mo. 1 intended to, you know, but
I was SO fustered that I forgot and
cried, AT lasty instead"
The Press., 1905-10-11

IESO LAY VI
written or printed list of all taxable property
owned by them on the 1st day of october, 10 s.
Those failing tn make list Will be charged a
penalty OF 10 per cent additional, according to
law. A taxable list IL not perfect according to
law If said list does not contain description OF
all real estate, each parcel being separately de-
scribed Neglect or refusal to comply with this
feature of the law makes it the duty OF the AZ
sess ors o make and I'LL out eparate descrip-
ton AMI valuation of each parcel of real estate
and add plurality OF 10 per cent thereto. The
blanks may be obtained Of the Assessors or by
mail on application.
Those that are exempt from taxation to the
amount OF 81 900 on the grand list must make
Lists will not be accepted unless correctly
bounded, as required by law.
For the purpose # receiving said lists the AS
SCISSORS will be at the post office, Stafordville
Saturday, october 81 at Office of William Black
STAFFORD, Wednesday, october 18; at the post
office, West Stafford, Monday, october 16; and
at the store of Ii. s Abel, Stafford Springs, Wed
nesday, october 25, and Tuesday, october 81,
from y to 4.
JOHN M. LARNED, }
M r. j. WALKER. Assessors.
MYRON p. AVERY,
STAFFORD. Conn.,, october 10th, 1916.
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Married.

Rockville, 18th, Patrick Shea and Miss
Hattie Connor.
Stafford, 18th, by Rev. J. P. Marvin,
Austin o. Circuit and Mrs. Susan B.
Carter, both of Chlcopee Falls, Mass.
Los Angeles, Cal, 4th, Charles Syl-
vanus Battey and Alberta May Barber.
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The understanding is more relieved
By change Of study than bv total taac-
tdvitY-Olulon.
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Kilson-Gaylord's wife used 10 b
awfully stout, and now she 10 quite
thin. What caused the change, won
derf Marlow-Divore0. This Isn't tie
same wife.-Town and Country.
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F WAYLAND PRESTON,... Auction
AUCTION.

On the Brooks Homestead, Stafford, CT, Satur
day, Oct. 14th, 10 a m. Four Horses, cow
and Yearlings, 200 Hens and Chickens, % tom
hay, two and one-horse team wagons, House
hold Furniture.
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resolutions, obituaries or CARDS OF thanks 1

LEWIS MCLAUGHLIN. PUBLISHER.
81. 50 a year. If paid strictly in advsnce,sl.so
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Staffordi Springs, 5th, Johanna Bur
leigh, SO, widow of Charles Holt.
Westford, 4th, Adam Wood, ".
Somers, 9th, Mrs. Nellie Fuller, 81.
Mansfield, 8'h, Mrs. Francis A. Lee, 70
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WOOD.

People wanting wood will ind it sawed ana
split and 4-foot lengths, all kinds at reasonable
prices, to suit your money, at our yard, opposite
N. L. N freight house. Entrance at rear OF
smith q Cooleys mill orders received at yard,
through the mail or telephone (o-9 are filled
AT ONCE. kEEFE BkOs.
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"OME- Made wheat bread, rye bread
ILL and doughnuts made to order.
If MRS. OTTO LADISH, STAFFORD.
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nor SALE-Ca,pets Badstead and
Il Springs. Table Mirror, Sitting Room Stove.
Call at e. L. BURRS.
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NOTICE Hunting. Fishing and all
IN Trespassing forbidden on lands Of E. W.
and l. e BROOKS 1853
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ADELBERT PERENYI
A - eSSOrS9 Notice.
Town of Stafford.
First Day of November Next,

All persons residing in 'he Town Of STAFFORD
liable TO pay taxes. are hereby notified to return
to the SCISSORS on or before the
The Press., 1905-10-11

YOUNG PIGS FOR SALE.
Il JOHN LABONTE, West wellington.
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DOARDERS WANTED.-Mrs. VIM
ID Rawson has recovered sufficiently to re-
open her Boarding House
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MY CidAr Mil will be open only after
WI moons for the balance of season. Wood
saving as usual. w. II. WEB TER, STAFFORD
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d EADY NOW. -Thoroughbred o. l.
II G. Pigs. Also few for parties desiring to
grow for pork. Ii. K. HOWARD.
Telephone $685. 3w Mashapaug, Conn,
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EOUND.-A female English Setter.
Z A. j. SO 0IRES.
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Philip Doyle, Rockville, grade COW,
yrs, 1st, So grade heifer, 1 yr, LIST,
81
The Press., 1905-10-11

Philip Doyle, Rockville, grade COW,
4 yrs, LIST, So; grade heifer, yr, I'd,
81.
o. A. Leonard, Rockville, herd.
LIST, $40; bull, LIST, 81; bull calf,
1st, So; bull calf, I'd, 81; COVE yrs,
LIST, So; COW, yrs, I'd, So; COW. 4
yrs, LIST, So; heifer calf, LIST, 81
grade COW, yrs, LIST, So; grade heif.
er, 2 yrs, LIST, So; grade heifer calf,
LIST, So; grade heifer calf, Let, 81.
Fred Gunther, Rockville, grade
COW, 4 yrs, I'd, So; grade cow, 2 yrs,
I'd, 81. ..
GUERNSEYS.
R. E. Doyle, Rockville. bull, 1 yr,
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R. E.Doyle, Rockville. bull, yr,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
Helping Him Ont

One Of the many amusing stories
told of old Squire Latham, a Plymouth
County attorney Of a quarter of a GEN.
fury ago, has found its way to the
Boston Herald:
For many years Squire Latham was
a resident Of Bridgewater, and it was
while he was living there that the in
cident occurred which 10 related be-
low. 1t illustrates his habitual cool.
ness and whimsical temper.
He was awakened one night BY his
wife, who told him she thought there
were burglars in the house. The SQUIRE
put on his dressing gown and went
downstairs. In the back hall he found
a rough-looking man trying to open q
door that led into the back yard.
The burglar had unlocked the door
and was pulling it with all his might
ut don't open that way, you idiotv
shouted the squire, taking In the mans
predicament instantly. "It slides
backH
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
PORTLAND AMusEmEnTs
excellent Attractions at the Theater.
A Busy Season,

Inc visitor to Portland now bo. q
VIDE range of choice in the matter of
amusements, # '' '''' VI
Inc 1905 Fair is, Of course. the b;O
attraction, with its incense regular erS
position, and its seductive Trail. even.
ICE" is acknowledged to be the GREATEST
success and best show on the Trail
The predominant word now nassoJ
around about the Fair is the coneratn.
latory remark that the splendid expo.
Sltlon ls an assured financial success.
me Marquam Grand Theater opened
a brilliant season with Wilton Laekave
IN The Pit" and all the town turnsd
out; Beginning Wednesday, Sept. IS,
PROBABLY the most widely popular play
OF the year, "Mrs. Wigs, of the Cab
page Patch," will open at the Marouam
and remain through the rest of the
week, playing special matinees Thurs-
day and Saturday. "The Chaperons, !"
formulating musical comedy plays at
THIS theater all week beginning Sept.
49, and the old favorite May Irwin &C.
cupies the Marquam stage Sept. Is to
2s. The fall season starts off with a
6oom-lets Of interest and good pro-
auctions.
The Belasco Stock Company contin-
ues drawing heavily and keeps up it's
high standard Of productions. ''Har-
rlet's Honeymoon" running this week :
Judah" opens Monday, Sept. II, and
Captain Jinks" takes up the week
Sept. Is to "a. The Belasco is one of
the haRdsomest theaters on the Pacific
coast, and no visitor should miss seeing
it.
The Baker Theater 10 having joyous
run of musical burlesque. Manager
Baker wears his broadcast smile of ap-
proval as he sees the large audiences.
"The Brigadiers" is on this week, and
the Kentucky Bellies opens for the
week OF Sept. 1915. Pretty girls, lots
OF fun, attractive spectacle.
The Empire is giving quite the most
startling melodrama that Portland has
ever experienced. The critics agree
that the thrills in the plays, put on
with change of bill each week at this
theater, are veritably unique of their
kind. Every other instant a pistol
shot, and the intervening seconds filled
with thrusts at your heart strings.
The Grand and the Star continue
vaudeville entertainments with new
people weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
STORY OF LANOoEER
And How He Recovered His Friend'l
Pet Dog from Thief.

And How He Recovered His Frlend'a
Pet Dog frOm T1a1eR.
Among his acquaintances Landueer
numbered a certain dog fancier who
on more than one occasion proved use
full to the famous artist by providing
good animal models, says the Detroit
News-Tribune. It was the readiness
with which he supplied dogs Of any
kind or breed which led to the SuS-
picion that they were not always OBJ
tanned in a legitimate manner-a sus-
ptcion which was ultimately borne out
by the following incident:
Landseer was commissioned by his
friend Mr.. Wells, Of Redleaf, the IA
nous art collector and connoisseur, to
paint q favorate dog OF his; but the
great artist had 80 many works in
hand Of greater importance that no
begged for some months delay. After
4 lapse Of considerable time, says a BIZ
egrapher, he met Mr.. Wells in the
street and told him that he would be
able at last to paint his pet
Mr.. WellE-AlaS, my dear friend, 1t
Is too lateI have lost hlmv
Landseer-I am sorry no 10 stoleng
wall you give me the commission to
paint If recover him for your
Mr.. Wells-Gladly.
LandSeer, instantly on returning to
st. Johns Wood, sent for his friend,
the dog fancier, described the charac-
teriStic points Of the animal and told
him he should be well paid If he would
ind him.
Dog Fancier (gcratching his head re-
decdvely and repeating to himself the
description glven)HBlack and tan, VII
very long ears, large eyes. I've seed
that dog somewhere, I'll aweari I deS-
say could bring him in q fortnight.
LandSeer-A fortnight Nonsense
I must have him in forV-eight hours
Dog Fancier-It could not be done,
sir, in the time.
Landgeer- I have no doubt
you could put your hand upon him in
no time. But If you won't then bring
him az soon aS you can.
At the END OF fortnight the man
entered Landseers hall with the dog In
his arms.
Landseer-Oh, 60 yen have brought
him at last, have you? Now, why
could you not let me have the dog be-
fore?
Dog Fancier-You're an old friend
and won't peach. But the fact were 7
stole the dog! But-honor among
thieves-T sold 1t to a trump Of an
old lady in Portland place for such q
howdacious good sum I thought Il
would not be just not to let her enjoy
it at least for q fortnight.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
Squire Latham and His Burglar.

This is enc Of the many stories told
Of old Squire Latham, a Plymouth
County attorney Of some years back.
1t fully illustrates his coolness and
love Of method.
He was awakened one night by his
wife, who told him she thought there
were burglars in the house. The squire
put on his dressing gown and went
downstairs. In the back hall he found
a rough looking man trying to open q
door that led into the back yard.
The burglar had unlocked the door
and was pulling it with ali his might.
The squire, seeing the robbers predic-
ament called to him: ut don't open
that way, you idiot! It slides backv-
Boston Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

Consul John &. Kehl at StettlR In
forms the State Department that he
has recently received a letter from a
Copenhagen firm requesting addresses
Of American manufacturers Of hats,
and stating that Denmark would like
~ prove an excellent market for such
goods. The Consul says that so far
emily One American house has shown
any disposition to avaII itself Of the
opportunity offered to capture this
trade.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

His sympathy; and II the grief Be too
small Cor Him to compassionate and
share, II Is too small for you to be-
troubled by 1t.
II you are ashamed to apply that
divine thought Christ bears this grief
with me-" to those petty mole-hills that
you magnify into mountains some
times, think to yourself that then it Is
shame for you to be stumbling over
them. But, on the other hand, never
fear to be irreverent or too familiar
In the thought that Christ La willing
to bear, and help you to bear, the pet
ttest the minutest, and most insignia
cant Of the daily annoyanceS that may
come to rufae you. He win do more.
He win bear It with you, for If 20 bo
that we may suffer with Him, He suf
fsrs with us.-Alexander Maclaren.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls CRtarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., PrepR, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac.
tons and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
WEST d TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDING, KINNAN q MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Hall'G Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood ana mucous sur
faces Of the system. Price Toe. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. TeStimonIAlS fHea.
Hans Family Pills arc the best.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
Solder ,annn

h.a Sa \. aoctor," remarked the man ~.
~ just dropped into the once .. ~
s,Trysas. alarmed about my son y a
n y mats tho trouble9" queried III. M
.,,.l e has had three peculiar attacr,
a Misnh . week, /" continued the. narent
ana during each Of them be was u;th
Sus sense Or knowledge for nearly two
Oh, don't be uneasy about rtt,.
a sa,ns hke that" replied the pill dis.
penser: I've known people to live ali
sner lives In a similar condition" -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

Professor G. W. Kit, lately vi
president Of the Gregg school, of CT
cago, and for number Of years of h
Soule college of New Orleans, the lea
ing business college of the South, b
just joined the Multnomah Institut
of Portland, Oregon, as associate pr
prietor. Professor Kilt is one OF II
best known commercial teachers Of Il
United States. z=5
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
Too Little l,Y nale.

The decorator had just made his
innate. "I'll tell yeu what I'll d
said the householder. "You 90
work and decorate the house, and I'll
I'll give 1t to you in payment OF W
BILL" "No," replied the decorator,
couldn't afford to take the house
more than half payment"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
The Efficacy Of Prayer.

The marvellous results Of St. Paul's
life must be attributed to his persist
emit prayerfulneSs. Few have approach
ed him in the ardor and ferVor Of their
prayers. Surely it will be the regret
of most of us, when We come into the
light of eternity, that we did not pray
more. We can set q higher and swift
or set of laws in motion by prayer
than by our activities. God makes
straight our ways for Us; ask Him to
bring you to your desired haven. Az
we traverse our appointed path, be it
easy or hard, let us dow over with
love. Probably the heart which
ahounds In love Is the established and
the bl0melssS ons.-Rev. d. B. Meyer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
Al Welcome Change.

Colonel" said the sentinel, as he sa-
luted the ofacer In command of the be-
sieged town, "a hOrseless carriage APP
breaches. .a~
'"That's geod," replied the Colonel.
1--WE may now e~able to get some horse
less beef"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
OHeraialht.

"New, look at me-" howled the, b.
headed orator, "and behold what Dill
and perseverance will do. ] am a 81
made man, and"
Say" interrupted small boy in 4
gallery, "why didn't you finish the lob
putting some hair on your head?'s
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
ssThea@ ri, rae

"Theae Thr@e--''
I fought with Faith;
Faith struggled to be freoI
And In dark, dark night
She went from me.
1,
fought with Hope:
Hope fought with me In vain
She dsd-and left me
Desolate again.
Love sought me out,
From darkness set me free,
And lOi both Faith and Hope
Game back to mel
Allan Junior. IT,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
A christian,s Rna,nean.

4 true and faithful Christian does
not make holy living q mere acciden-
tai thing, but it 10 his great concern.
AS the business of the soldier is to
fight 30 the business Of the Christian
is to be like Christ-Jonathan nd
wards, 49,.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
The Sea Taafa.

"Those ships are polite creatures"
remarked Old Ocean to his friend, the
Beach. III
"1ndeed?" answered the sandy one.
Eyes, indeed. They always bow to
me."-Cleveland Leader,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

Ignorance, when 1t Is voluntary, Is
criminal, and he may properly be eharg-
ed with evil who refuses to learn how
he might prevent Robinson.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
Working and waiting,

The Slowest thing that can be done
In this world is the building up Of
moral character. Many persons think
that there Is q lightning Ike process
by which mems characters can be built
up by the Holy Ghost. They think
that when God, by his Spirit, strikes
the soul he knocks the old nature out
Of It; and that then the man rises up
a new creature in Christ Jesus. If
you regard this az a mere figure, there
10 some truth in it; but If You liter
alize 1t, and test 1t scientifically, and
say that God changes mans nature in
an instant as BY & fash Of lightning,
it is not true. 1t Is as far from the
analogy Of nature as It can possibly
be. For there is no work that Is so
important, and none that ig 30 high, as
the creation of manhood in Christ
Jesus; and there Is no work that takes
30 much time; there is no work that is
80 slow; and there Is no work In which
men are tempted to be 80 impatient
This mental and spiritual development
ls not a work Of to-day nor Of to-mor-
row; and men should not be discour-
aged because its results are so long
delayed. They ought not, because it is
slow, to hold back and say, II am not
responsible" Work on, and work
harder to the end of life; put on all
your force; and do not be impatient
because after you have done all, you
have 80 little to show for it. Having
done all, stand and waIt.-H. W.
Beecher.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14
.PERUNA STRENGTHENS
THE ENTIRE SYSTEM

F. s. Davidson, Ex-Lieut. U. S.
t Army, Washington, D. O., care U.
S, Pension Office, writes:
"To my mind there is no remedy for
catarrh comparable to Peruna. 1t not
only strikes at the root of the malady,
bot it tones and strengthens the system
in a truly wonderful way. That has
been its history in my case. l cheer
fully and unhesitatingly recommend
it to those afflicted as l have BEEN"
r. S. Davidson.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

3 A French professor is the owner Of
collection of 900 human heads, represent
ing every known race OF people on ii
globe. -----s a "a
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

Mothers will fna Mrs. Winslow's Hooth!
Syrup the best remedy to use for their child
during the teething period.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

ETC Permanently Curea No lts or nervousness
EBlO after first day OfDr. Klines Great Nerve
RestorGr Send for Free @2 trialbotte ana treatise
OE H. II. Kline Ltd, 931 Arch ST.. PHILADELPHIA Pa,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

We want man in every town to represent
us. $75 per mon tn and expenses paid Relia-
BILE men in outside towns. Address Fl. Henker,
1H19 18th st.. Portland, Oregon. Stock Of cloth
ing wanted. All replies confidential. Address
II. Henker, 1914 7th St., Portland, Oregon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

If YOU do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
ma. write at once to DR.. Hartman, Civ
ing a full statement of your case, and
he will be pleased to give you his valu-
able advice gratis.
Address DR.. s. B. Hartman, Presi
dent of the Hartman Sanitarium, Co
lumbus, Ohio.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-10-14

It's a gOod thing SEINE people are
net a. goAA a. hsy pretend - -