The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-01-28

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Gosh! the wind blows that u,h,
OUT as fast as the man can light n
Iourist-can I have q eounIe q,
so"eis' Landlady-Are you going TO
ter. -'aS'
some one tells a story OF a steam.
Doat passenger watching the revolving
hsnt OF Lighthouse Oh the coast and
exclaiming:
Book Agent-Now. sir. can sell
you an encyclopedia Old John-Soa.
don't think 50. I'm tew old to ride
now.-Punch.
Jinks-Hov's your wife. Bfinks7
binks-Her head troubles her a good
deal Jinks-Neuralgiaf BHnks-No:
she wants new hat
Teacher-whlch letter ia the next
one to the letter "H"f Boy-Dunno.
ma'am. Teacher-What have I on
both sides Of my nosef Boy-Freckles.
ma'am.
Pardon me-" said the masher. but
you look Ike a young lady know"
Pardon me-" interrupted Miss
Bright but you look Ike a man l
don't know."-Phlladelphla Press.
Why are you pouting. EthelY'
Jack said | was beautiful. told
him he must have been shortsIxhted. !"
What did he say why. the hor-
rid thing said perhaps he was."-Chl-
cago News.
Clara overheard her parents talking
about Bible names. rs my name In
the BibleT" she asked. NO. dear"
Didn't God make me?7 Yes" Then
why didn't he say something about
itT-Harper's Magazine.
Tom-Young Higgins has a cheap
iook about him. yet be is decidedly
popular with the fair sex. How dc
you account for It? Jack-Oh, sup
pose there is sort Of bargain-countel
charm abont his cheap look.
Il am amazed, sir, that you should
propose to my daughter. You have moi
known her a week" True. madam
but l have known you for some time
and ery0ody says your daughter
takes after you" He got the girl.
Il wisht l wuz president Of the Lum
Der Trust" said Jimmy. and de base
ball managers had to come ter me fui
de boards fer der fences" why 2
asked Tommy. why. wouldn't gel
dem a bloomin' board dat didn't hav'
a knot-hole in It."
Papa-Your mother tells me yol
haven't been a very good boy to-day
Johnny. Johnny-Between US. pa
think she's a little preJudiced agains
me. It was only the other day sh
told Aunt Kate l was just Ike you
Boston Transcript
why" said Bobby to his eide
brother, do herring have so man
more illnesses than other fish "Wh
says they dor asked the youth ad
dressed. why. this book says this
thousands upon thousands Of them ar
cured every year"
"No. Harold" said the sweet cir
II can only be sister TO you" wei
then" be savagely replied as he hear
a subdued chuckle. las your brothe
I shall claim the privilege OF lyin
under the sofa while you make foo
Of the other fellows"
Mrs. Potts-Just to think OF 70
talking to me in such style. fo'
who used to swear l was an ange
J Mr.. Potts-Look here. my dear. thu
I isn't fair; you know it isn't What
o the use OF twitting a man about II
], lies he told fifteen years agoi
e III a man tells the exact truth
/ all times" said the philosopher. I
c has done as much as ought TO be e.
pected Of him" My friend. answe
I'd the weather forecaster. he hs
done a great deal more than ought
be expected OF him.-Washington Sta
0 Friend-I don't understand why 70
U and your husband should nave sepa
b ated so soon. Mrs. Aftermsth-lt WI
all owing to the baby's temper. Me
cv on US. How can that beF Nv
b. couldn't agree as to which one OF
4 the baby took after. New Aol
/ Weekly.
Little Ruth visited large whol
sale grocery store with her auE
ID while there a clerk gave her sm'
sample bottle OF ketehup. That eve
ing she tasted it and seemed mu'
{, nlsssed. oh. auntier' che e1claim
Fl some time later. when you go TO III
Il store again. please tell the CLERK
would ike another example OF ketc
|. M. Little Chronicle.
t "You we're never married.
Fl usveY" mo; l was never married
THAT'S singular. isn't itg' NO 4
: =, ali You see. the nrst time
IN love l said to myself-'Ih mar
q - or none" why didn't you mi
: = her thenY" well. you see. sfl
- ha,ome better acquainted vi