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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
MR.. HAYDEN'S VIEWS
GIVES HIS OPINION OF THE BEST
TREATMENT FOR PARALYSIS.
Declares That DIR. Williams Pink Pills
Restored the Use of His Limbs when
All Other Remedies Failed.

All Other remedies Failed.
The premonitory symptoms of paraly-
sis are: trembling of the hands; sudden
loss of power i'll arms or legs, frequently
affecting one whole side of the body; stag
gering; partial or entire inability to use
the fingers; distortion of the features,
sometimes an uncomfortable quivering
of the chin; severe pains; difficulty in
speech. Frequently the first warning is
vague feeling of headache, vertigo and
muscular weakness.
In a recent interview Mr.. w. J. L.
Hayden said: ~ truly think that DIR.
Williams Pink Pills are great medi-
cine for they cured me when physicians
and other remedies had failed to give
me the slightest relief. Too close at
tention to business brought on an attack
of nervousness which finally developed
into paralysis. There were times when
it was impossible for me to move my
hands or to get up from a chair. At
other times had partial control of my
limbs, but was afraid to go far from
the house for fear / might suddenly be-
come helpless and have to be carried
home.
"While was in this miserable con-
dition, was stricken with malarial fever
and confined to bed for four months |
had the best physicians, but while they
relieved my fever, their treatment did
not entirely drive the malaria from my
system, and they did not help my par
alysis in the least.
"I was we'll nigh despafring when n
friend persuaded me to try DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. When had finished one box
could see results that encouraged me
NY condition kept steadily improving,
and when / had taken seven boxes / was
cured of paralysis and the malaria was
completely driven out of my system.
For two years now have enjoyed the
best of health and have attended to bus.
mess without any interruption.
Mr.. Hayden home is at No. 252 West
Both street, New York. DIR. Williams
Pink Pills have cured many similar case,
of paralysis, also loconiotor ataxia. They
are sold by all druggists. A treatment
so simple, inexpensive and successful
should be tried by every sufferer from
partial paralysis i'll any of its stages.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

alone In the house the backache has
been so bad that 1t brought tears 10
my eyes. The pain at times was so in.
tense that was compelled to give up
my household duties and lie down.
There were headaches. dizziness and
blood rushing to my head to cause
bleeding at the rose The first box of
Doan's Kidney Pills benefited me so
much that | continued the treatment.
The singing pain in the small OF my
back, the rushes OF blood 10 the head
md other symptoms disappeared"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. 90 cents per box. Foster
Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. Y.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
TEA

Good tea costs less than
poor.
Good tea costs less than
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Booked.

She-Your face is like an omen
book, Mr.. Frankleigh.
He-Do you find 1t so7 hope you
consider the type good.
ooh. yes"
Cleaned and properly spacad?"
"Yes."
Not dog eared?"
mo, no."
Rather attraetiye?b
Rather"
Would you like to call the open
book yours"
'Mr. Frankleigh,"
You can shut 1t up whenever you
want to. Let it be the only volume
on the book shelf of your heart, Miss
Creamly-Flora."
why, und!"-Clevelan Plain
Dealer.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
SKATE SAILING LIVELY SPORT.
sailor May Travel Mile a Minu.s
~sth No Power Save the Wind.


With No Power Save the Wind.
To be ones self the mast and the
tiiier and the boat-sailing and skat.
ING blended at the speed of a high.
class iocomotiye-this is the sport OF
skate-sailing. says writer In Country
Lie In America. In an automobile,
In q racing keel, on a blooded horse
the man that guides by clutch or till.
err or bride is piece Of dead freight.
being TO the extent of his weight a
drag on the speed. but skate-saIIing
alone. OF sports that attack time,
makes use of the guidance itself as
part of the propulsiye force.
The man himself is both sail area
and live ballast With a forty.mile
breeze behind him, and clean. green
ice ahead, the skate.sailer comes the
nearest we shall ever get to the wing.
footed god that slid down a rainbow
Wings on his feet, and his arms teta.
cred to great white wings, he ia the
Tyre OF the west wind in a kind M
rhapsody of motion He is as senm
tive to the situation as a photograph.
ic plate. Every tremor of the sail ac.
ton passes through him, and he
adapts himself momently to the vari.
atoms of an off-shore breeze.
The old world dream was of a cen.
taur-man-horse-two natures in one
body. In this wentfeth-century snort
we have realized man-boat. The
effort to Iro-e that a man may cover
mile minute, unaided by steam
or gasoline, by the propulsive power
OF wind alone, will be made this ad.
vancing season by some skate,sailers
at least
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
LAUGH TURNED ON SURGEON.
His Effort to Impress Students Was q
Distinct Failure.

Distinct Failure.
A famous German surgeon, i POM
pous man, who loved to impress his
patienta and students with his impor-
lance, was lecturing to his students
one day when a workingman entered
the room. The surgeon stopped him
by gesture and ordered his class
to look at him. Now, Mr.. X" he said
to one OF the students, what Is the
matter with this man? From here
you should be able to make a correct
diagnosis simply by looking at the
mans face, his bearing and the con-
tour of his head" Mr.. X, Mr.. Y and
Mr.. z having failed to make any d.
agnosis whatsoever. the professor tri-
umphantfy declared "You ought to
see at the frst glance that the man
is deaf and dumb" He forgot to men.
tion that he himself had frequently
seen the patient. Then the patient
spoke up: mo. your excellency. 1t
is my brother who Is deaf and dumb.
But he looks very much like me-"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
In Two WAYS.

Here is. a story by Mr. Hussey about
a distinguished lawyer: lie was al
ways in impecunious circumstances
despite his legal eloquence, but the
lack Of balance at his bankers never
troubled him. Once he took Chief JUS.
tice Whiteside to see his new house
In Dublin. which he had furnished in
sumptuous style. Don't you think /
deserve great credit for this?' he asked
at length. Yes, retorted Whitesids.
and you appear to have got it."
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Causes Of Earthquakes.

There are many earthquakes which
there is reason to suppose have been
caused by those steering movements
of the rocks which produce what ge-
ology terms faults. Others are known
which appear to have been caused by
the sudden dropping or fall of con-
siderable tract of the earth's surface
with the underlang rocks of great.
but unknown, thickness. In such
cases large areas of the surface, more
than 100 miles square in extent, sud
denly sink, causing the earth to trem-
BILE many hundreds of miles away.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
suez Canal q Gold Mine.

An enterprise that pays lO0 per cent
per annum must be conducted on Shy
lock principles. According to the lat
est Baedeckers Egypt" the stock.
holders of the Suez canal exact from
its customers every year as much
money as 1t originally cost to dig the
ditch! The expense for maintenance
cannot be great. a score OF pumps,
along the seventy miles of channel, al.
ways pumping water thick with sand
from the bottom Of the canal and
squirting 1t far upon the banks, con.
stitute the chief expenditure.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

Life-saving runs in the family OF
Mr.. j. Parsons, Il young lighterman,
of the Hollows, Brentford. who. on his
twenty-third birthday. received the
Royal Humane society's certificate for
rescuing two boys from drowning.
His father saved forty-eight persons
from drowning. and the son now has
a total of twenty-three lives to his
credit.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
ma Cost Of Ilnnatlenoe.

In the impatient mood we are apt
to spend far more than is required in
the doing Of our work, and the excess
is lost We cannot estimate the value
of the power thus misplaced. When
the impatient mood becomes the habit
of lifetime you can understand that
failure, and perhaps loss of health and
energy, are notwithstanding S. Bou.
ton, in Magazine of Mysteries
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Unreasonable Woman

His wife asked him to read to her.
Taking up the evening paper he
turned to the woman's page and start.
ed with the first article that attract.
ed his attention. 1t was by a distin.
guished medical authority on the
subject of correct breathing and be-
gan: AS a means for preventing
wrinkles in the face it is certain that
the practice Of keeping the mouth
shut is one of the most positive"
That will do, sir!" she snapped. 81
asked to be entertained, not to be In.
smiled
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Cold Storage.

The cold storage of fruit has grown
to large proportions, nearly 100000
barrels of apples having been stored
In the United States during the last
winter as result of Investigations
during the last year 1t is found that
the condition in which the fruit Is
grown and the manner of handling II
determine to large extent its keep.
Ing quality and ultimate value.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Spicinu.

During the Christmas holidays,
some ten or twelve years ago." said
an instructor at the University of
Pennsylvania our present provost,
c. c. Harrison, gave a dinner in honor
of the then provost, Dir. William Pep
per.
Provost Harrison is not prone to
punning, but on this occasion he made
a joke. As DR., Pepper, a little late,
entered the crowded drawingroom,
he said to his guest comprehending
the assembled gentlemen with a wave
of his hand:
My dear Dr. Pepper, how glad
you must be to see your friends all
mustered
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Why This pifference7

II the temperature of the church be
little low people will raise big
fuss. Yet many of those same people
Will sit In the open air, with practical
ly no protection. for hours, in chill
November day, watching a game OF
football, and think nothing of it-nay.
pay dollar or two for the privilege.
The Grown.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

Poor tea is the older
leaves, not the young ones.
There too much of it.
Your grocer returns your money If you don't
like Schillinr,s RnsI
Furnishes Catholic Leo

Mr.. Campbell, the Irish solicitor
general, speaking upon decisions. told
story OF north of Ireland Protes.
tant who was perfectly sane save on
one point. This stanch Protestant
harbored the delusion that one of his
legs belonged to Roman Catholic
and therefore when he went to bed
every night he used to leave the Cath.
ollc leg outside the blanket by way
OF punishment.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Full Of Business 70 the End.

Commercial Traveller (wrecked on
a desert island) to cannibals: "well,
since you're determined to eat me,
kindly do me one last favor: Use our
brand Of mustard for the sauce. It
improves the flavor of all meat; 1t
never molds or absorbs moisture.
You'll find a sample box in my right
hand coat pocket"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

Among those who have received the highest
award-the Grand PrIze-at St. Louis Worlds Fair
was the 4; J; Tgwer Co.. the makers of the FISH
BRAND sLIGKERS. Many OF our readers who went
to the Fair, will recall their nne exhibit in which
waterproof garments were shown adapted TO so many
uses that almost every department of the worlds
work was suggested The Grand Prize was a de.
served tribute TO one of the oldest manufacturing
concerns In the country.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Keats Opinion of Hamlet,

The middle age of Shakespeare was
all covered over; his days were not
more happy than Hamlet's, who is,
perhaps, more like Shakespeare him
self in his common everyday life than
Keats Autograph Letter Sold in Lon
don
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Singular Wedding Present.

Miss Masters and Mr.. Booth of Con
gleton, Eng, received novel wedding
present recently. The sisters of the
bride presented them with a silver
easket containing eight hundred three
penny bits
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Real Worry.

When a woman can't find anything
else to worry about she can do II
about whether the baby Is going to
wear side burn whiskers when he
grows up.-New York Press.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
TEA.

We all drink tea; most all
poor tea; great market for
trash.
Write for our knowledge Book, a. schiling a
Company, San Francisco.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
IN FIELD OR BARRACKS
PE-RU-NA is EFFICAcIOuS.

The constant exposure to the ele-
ments experienced in an outdoor life is
not so apt to cause coughs and colds as
sedentary habits.
Those who are brought face to face
with the weather every day in active
life are much less liable to catarrhal
diseases than those who are housed III,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
Provided for plain | l,.i..

A Newark IN. j. man left his son
300 In his VIII. but was evidently
afraid that the youth would use II al,
al once Tor riotous living, SO he fixed
1t SO that he would get 81 a week.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

what l SUI
fered no one
" i'll ever
know. | used
about every
known reme-
dy that is said
TO be good for
kidney COM
plai n I. but
without d O.
riviag perna.
nent relief.
Often when
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

The race OF Todas, in India, which
practices polyandry tone wife having
two or more husbandsl. which was
100000 strong a century ago, has
dwindled to 101 persons.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
soots More Fatal Than storm

It was declared at Edinburgh re-
Gently that more fishermen were
drowned from the custom of wearing
long boots than by all the storms.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

He was a pesstmistlc business man
on his first trip to Europe. The third
day out, when he was filled with only
misery and not much else. he remark.
ed as he leaned over the rail of the
ship: "All going OUT and nothing
coming in"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
itchlhs Blind, Needing or Protrudng Piles. Your
aFusglst VIII refund money II PAZO OINTMENT
fails TO cure you In To Ia days. soc,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

The ceaseiess clock still spins the thread
That knows no break but for the dead.
Its hands forever onward haste,
Sigh not, lover ion the past
Each minutes new strange each hour.
The past TO you shall come no more
The hours gone ae more shall be;
They live alone in memory.
Hope forever, love will last.
Sigh not, lover, for the past
Charles E. Milroy,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs aud eolds.-N. w. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove. n. j.. Feb II. 1900.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
EA

No Executions in Switzerland.
Capital punishment still exists IN
Switzerland. but all death sentences
imposed within the last half century
have been committed.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
In Pompadour STYLE.

Wives of Slamese noblemen cut
their hair SO that 1t sticks straight up
from their heads. The average length
of 1t is about one and a half inches.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
A womAN's MISERY.

Mrs. John LaRue. OF ii Paterson
avenue, Paterson. N. J.. shys: Il was
troubled for about uIns years, and
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

poor.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

w. ". o., Salt Lake-No. 5. 1903
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug
gtsIs refund the money II 1t fails TO cure. <. w.
Groves signature 10 on each box 25c.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
>EA

If you find any tea with
our name on the package
not to your liking, take-back
your money.
Write for our Knowledge Book, A, schilllng a
Company, San Francisco.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
1EA

Do you know Schilling's
Best, besides tea2
It's all in the knowledge
book.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
TOT children teethng sofens the gums, reduces In
slays palm cures wind coliu. 2bc bottle
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
E,A
Surely.

Surely.
A Pittsburg rabbi says Adam was a
myth. But there must have been a
first man some time aud somewhere
Buffalo Express.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

Gods Love of the Beautiful.
God approves of identifying. II not
why did He take such great pains
to make the tiny snowflake so fragile
and perfect?
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
T'EA
The Bank of England
couldn't stand such a draft
as dissatisfaction with mon
eyback tea would bring.
A Pessimist at sea.

Your grocer returns your money If you dom.
like sohilling'a Best.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09

Bare Feet and Health.
People who go bare footed ana
those who wear sandals instead OF
shoes. 1t Is said, rarely have colds In
the head or any form OF influenza.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
ALL GLASSES
ARE SUBJECT TO
CATARRH.

The soldier as well as the civilian finds
1t frequently necessary to use Peruna
on account of coughs and colds
No one is exempt The strong and
healthy are less liable than the weak
and ill, but none entirely escape.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
W0MEN'S NEGLEc
sUFFERINGTHE suREPEnALTy
Health Thus Lost L. Restored BY Ly0I9
II. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

How many womeri do you know who
are perfectly well and strong We
hear every day the same story over an0
over again. 81 do not feel well; ~
80 tired all the time
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
polyandrlc Race Dying out.

yonr grocer returns your money If you don't like IT.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
EA

Will you buy of your gro
Ger a pound of our tea, and
60 by the book in brew
ing it?
In evary package OF schnllng's Rsss Taa q
haeklssi How 10 Make Good Tea
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-03-09
'EA
We know our tea and we
know your tea taste.
That's why we offer you

back your money.
Your grocer returns your money II you dons
like sching's Best.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-14
We Have Surface Showing and Sinking LEDGE
WHAT OTHER NOTED EXPERTS SAY:
SIGHTS SET YOU WILD.

I'm my mining have visited and examined
properties all sections the country and Mexico but until
visited the Godfed and Diamondvie
anything which equal to them They show things
there which Wild have examined outcrops
lodges and of the Mines have taken individual samples
and have made nnumerabe paintings results
drove wild AS to the the field there
ton mind and believe that only the surface has been
scratched There will be mineral in paying quantities those
hills after the present generation 1t is the future
News
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-14
What a Well KnOWn

Your ground in my opinion, is located in of the be
of the Golded district and if you have quartz ledge
on the surface which understand you have-you full
fed in developing it.-VIVIAN p STRANGE
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-14
q GOOD GAMBLE.

absolutely astour led at what have Naturally
with prejudice mining has been largely
field and there mining of entirely different
character requiring expensive equipment and heavy outlay
that the has nearly equal advantages with
nearly all of the mines
pay handsomely while the general formation and soness of
conscientious labor against
chinery with consider both Tonopah, and particularly
good GAMBLE and believe that the Of their pros
perty only nThoma F. Walsh of Ouray Colo in
Deseret News.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1905-06-09
The Churches.

Next Sunday is parents day al
til e Cumberland Presbyterian
Church, and it is hoped that all
parents who are identified in any
way with this church will make an
effort to attend all services of the
day The sermons and music will
be appropriate to the day. II you
are not regular attendant at some
other church we have a seat for
you. j. L. HUDG1Ns, Pastor.
At the First Christian Church
Sunday morning the subject for
the sermon will be, THE Hand
that Leads to Cod Evening serv-
ice will be at SIS o'clock The
pastor has returned from ObIon
and will preach at both services.
All of the members and any others
who desire are cordially invited to
attend.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1905-06-09
Obion Institute.

The State Teachers Association
was opened at Obion Monday by
Director Loggins, with a recitation
by Miss Ida Thornton and a vocal
solo by Miss Ruth Brown.
There were about $50 teachers in
attendance. Kentucky and Ten
nessee we're we'll represented. The
faculty is made up of good teachers
and excellent workers.
About eighty per cent. Of the
teachers in attendance are ladies'.
Nearly all the male members are
young men, that are just preparing
to teach, and very small minority
are men who have had experience
ia the work.
Prof. Will Moore, of Jackson,
who is principal of the Jackson
high school, will take charge of
Prof. r. e l.. Bynum's work while
he is gone to Louisville to attend
the reunion of Confederate Veter-
ans
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1905-06-09
Birthday Party.

Last Thursday afternoon Miss
Pauline Caldwell entertained q
number Of friends at her home or
Main street, celebrating her tenth
birthday.
Upon their arrival each guest was
furnished with RAINBOW colored
thread. These threads began on
the veranda forming a lobyrinth
through yard, hall aud parlor, at
last terminating IN large rainbow,
behind which a bag Of gold was
found. The first to reach the goal
was Helen Richards, and her prize
was box of stationery.
After refreshing punch was serv-
ed by Miss Floy Coble, and num-
Der of games the children filed the
spacious dining room where de-
licious ices were served. The table
was decorated in magnolia and
pink roses the same colors being
carried out in the cakes and doilies.
In the center was the birthday cake
brilliantly lighted with Ave white
and FIVE pink candles. The dates
1895 and 1905 were also on the cake
in pink. The pink and white effect
was carried out IN hall with same
flowers.
Six o'clock came only too quickly
and soon the little folks were bid.
ding their hostess goodbye and
her for an afternoon of
enjoyment.
Many nice presents we're received.
Miss Spencer, Miss Coble, Mrs. j.
L. Fry aud Miss Richards helped
the little folks have good time.
Try Sunshiue-fines -four made.