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The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
Cost Of Good covernment.

The greater the responsibilities as
sumed by municipalities in admins
tering public utilities. the greater are
the knowledge and vigilance necessary
for every citizen. Good government
and protection from abuse of public
trusts cost not only money but per-
sonal study and service Of every one
concerned in these trusts. Bad polit-
ical organization must be overcome
by good ones as efficiently led. as we'll
equipped with money and as vigilant-
ly supported by honest citizens. This
is the most important lesson Of Amer
ican citizenship. Public business will
expand and succeed just as fast as all
the people enter into active partner
ship in 1t, and no faster.-Congrega-
tionalist.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
Objections All Renewed.

A Chicago lady wrote to q farmer
over In Michigan where she spent last
summer with her family and told him
she would like to come again this
summer, but that she objected TO the
Kitchen methods OF his hired girl and
to the swine being kept too close to
the house. She received an answer
which contained the following: You
may cum all right. Hannah has went.
and there hain't been no hogs on the
place since you left last summer"
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

Tower Seen from the Thames.
then London is fair indeed. Fortu
nate is he who can be there. London
has an atmosphere all its own, SO well
implied in the words which Hall
Caine put into the mouth of Glory
Quayle; ITO be In London means 10
live and to live means to be in Lon
dom.
There is no Joy SO great, no mem
ory. SO full OF sincere pleasure, as is
that of London in the springtime.
One cannot have too much of It. DR..
Johnson said: THE man that is tired
of London is tired of existence"
Convalescent Laborers' Home.
Mrs. Frederick Krupp, widow Of the
famous gunmaker. has given 200 900
marks for convalescent laborers'
home, to celebrate the NTH anniyer
sary of the opening Of the great Cru
son works, near Magdeburx. Gerussuy
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because II
never sticks to the iron. but because
each package contains l6 ox.-one full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in %.pound pack.
ages. and the price Is the same. 10
I cents Then again because Defiance
Starch Is free from all injurious chem.
fcals. II your grocer tries to sell you
. l2-oz. package It is because be has
q stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose Of before he puts In Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures "l6 ozs." Demand De-
nance and save much time and money
and the annoyance OF the iron stick.
Ing Defiance never sticks-
Cupid's labor Is one of love: that's $
why he can't AFFORD to patronixe IA
tailor.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

for some time; head has ached and
back also; has slept poorly, been quite
nervous, and nearly tainted once or
twice; head dizzy, and heart beats very
fast; then that benring-down feeling,
and during her menstrual period she IL
exceedingly respondent. Nothing
pleases her. Her doctor SAYS: Cheer
up: you have dyspepsia; you will be
all right SOON"
But she doesn't get "all right. " and
hope vanishes; then come the brood
ing. morbid, melancholy, everlasting
BLUES.
Don't wait until your suf1erings have
driven You to despair. with your nerves
all shattered and your courage gone,
but take Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. See what It did for
Mrs. Rosa Adams. Of $40 18th Street,
Louisville, KY. niece If vhe late Gem
eral Roger Hanson. C.S.A. She writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
~ cannot tell you with psn and ink what
Lydia 2. Pinkham's vegetabls Compound
troubles, extreme laasitude, the blues, :
nervousness and that all-gone feeling. Twas
advised to try Lydia e. Fnkhrms Vegetable
Compound, and 1t not only cured my female
derangemenf, but IL has restored meto perfect
health and strength The buoyancy Of my
younger days has returned, and do not suk-
Ter any longer with dependency, - did b.
table Compound . boon to Eck and suffering
women"
n you have some deraneouseut Of
the female organlsm write MRS.
Pinkham, Lynns Mass, for advlce.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
Is NEW RUSSIAN BEAUTY.

Baroness Rosen Takes Place Of the
Countess casslni.
A new Russian beauty is in Wash
ington to take the place of the dash.
ing Countess Cassini. adopted daugh-
ter of the former ambassador and the
warm chum of Alice Roosevelt. The
newcomer is Miss Isabel Rosen.
daughter Of Baron Rosen, the newly
named ambassador and one of the en-.
voys who will endeavor to frame a
treaty Of peace between Russian and
Japan.
Miss Rosen is fifteen years old, is
very pretty and In the social gossip
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
THE PACE THAT KILLS.
City DweIIers Wear Themselves Out
with Useless Hurry.

City DWellers Wear Themselves Out
with Useless Hurry.
The microbe Of hurry. hurry, use
less hurry, is in the air; 80 much SO.
In fact, that it is almost impossible
for city dweller, no matter how well
balanced he may be. not to become in
oculated with 1t. Wine, women and
song are not the only influences that
go to make up the pace that kills"
The average life of the business man
er the society woman hurries people
to catastrophe as fast as does that OF
the "rounder" or "dissipate."
Did you ever do anything on this or
der-rush your meals, rush your play.
make fool Of yourself running half
a block for car already crowded to
the guards? You plead guilty, do you?
Then you are going pace that kills
Just as surely as the more widely her
aided pace.-Kansas City Star.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
millionaire MarrIes Housekeeper.

George Baum, 70-year-old Phila-
delphia millionaire who made his
money in the leather business, has
just married his housekeeper. a good
looking Irish woman 20 years old. The
ceremony was performed in church, q
crowd Of over 1000 being present,
with nearly as many outside waiting
to see the happy pair enter and leave
Mr.. and Mrs. Baum will spend part Of
their honeymoon at Cape May, after
which they will take an ocean trip
on . new yacht which II now being
completed.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
NO STATE OIL ssr,menv.

Project Of kansas legislature D.
eiarsd uneonstitutienal.
Justice A. l. Greene Of the Kansas
Supreme Court. who handed down the
decision declaring the appropriation
OF $4,000 made by the last legisla-
ture for . state oil refinery to be uu-
constitutional, Is one Of the ablest
jurists in Kansas. He IL q native Of
Missouri. He served I'VE years ~
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

Mrs. p. Hackett. Of 400 Van Bursn
st.. Brooklyn. N. r.. says: Il wish
to give thanks for the marvellous cure
Of my mother by Cuticura- She had
q severe ulcer. which physicians had
pronounced incurable. 1t was . ter.
rible Disagreement. and people would
stand in amazement and look after
her. After there was no hope from
doctors she began using Cuticura
Soap. Ointment. and Pills. and now.
thank God. she is completely cured.
and her face Is as smooth and clear
rs ever"
1t pays to be good; II you get In the
penitentiarv IN shortens vour term
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

two horses, bus placarded with
signs Of every possible color and de-
scription, SO that it is difficult to see
its label-a top-heavy, clumsy, good
natured looking bus. which, If 1t goei
your way, will stop to take you on
or let you off at any point. II you
do not want to Inconvenience traffic
by stopping the bus, you can juml,
on and OF whether you are man or
a woman.
Role Of the Hackney Cab.
Omnibusses, however, are not the
only means of transportation in Lon
doa. The number of hackney cabs.
lately estimated at between 1000 and
15.OU0-play very important role in
London street life. 1t is these cabs
particularly which make crossing the
streets dangerous. for they come upon
one Unexpectedly from all directions
and from around unnoticed corners,
at rate that bewilders one, to say
the least. However, the drivers are
more careful here than in most cities.
and they go out of the way of pedes-
SAAoio WhCA lhCy oSC tuCm III Tic
road, uncertain whether to go back
ward or forward.
We must not forget to mention the
underground railway, for it bears a
large share of the burden of London's
traffic; more than 2.0Uv,0OO people
are said to travel on it every week,
SO that the underground does the i'm
portant work of thinning out the
crowded streets.
Now add to the thousands and
thousands of buses, cabs, and delivery
wagons the huge number of private
vehicles owned by the upper thou
sands who flock to the city every
spring-elegant equipages with smart
ly liveried funkies-and imagine the
pell-mell on sunny May afternoon at
Trafalgar square or near Hyde Park
corner! 1t is a sight describable only
by the pen of a Dickens or Thack-
cray.
At the Street Crossings.
said "pelI-mell" 1t is that and
yet 1t is not, for the order in London
streets is perfect. Every one drives
to the left; down the center of. broad
streets, at frequent intervals. are
small safety islands," small cement
elevation upon which eight or ten
people can stand. In crossing the
street one makes for the island"
watching the horses, that come only
one way, and from there to the other
side one need watch only the other
direction. If the crossing is. an un-
usually difficult one policeman is
sure to be there and he will stop all
traffic to assist few timid persons.
The cleanliness Of the streets Of
London, city generally spoken of as
dirty. is very Surprising. Dust natur-
ally accumulates and on windy days,
such as have been frequent lately,
some streets are disagreeable, but the
care given them throughout the day,
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

Tommy-There's a man at the door,
pa. who wants to see the boss of the
house. Pa Tell your mother. Ma
Call Bridget.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
o,sF.ova,mo vLcxm

People Locked at Her Ia Amassmsaa
-Peonounesd ineurabis-Faee
New Clear 20 Gver-Thanks
God for cutieura.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

Never place your clock at the head
Of the stairs; 1t might run down.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
TEA
Let it be neither weak nor
strong. at least good, if pos
sible fine, and brewed by one
who knows how.

Dress is sometimes matter of form
and form Is often matter OF dress.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

When You Buy Starch
buy Defiance and get the best, 10 o..
tor 10 cents. Once used, always used.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
TEA

TEA
Did you ever hear Of a
nervous Englishman?
They drink more tea than
we do, six to one.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21
TEA
TEA
tastes good and makes one
feel good besides.
Schilling's Best is the tea.
Your grocer returns your money IL you do.S

Your grocer returns your money IL you doa'
think 20.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

1t pays to be good; II you get In the
penitentiary 1t shortens your term.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

Cupid's labor Is one OF love; that's
why he can't AFFORD to patronixe "A
tailor.
The Dolores star., 1905-07-21

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roi siPse,,Tsa ,,ss ET,c.. . fsld .,iysG ,ssa @:
h ysnidtss e., ts.t. e.. Isi'ins ,sny,sops.
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-13
"wouldn,t 1t Jar Yous.

Once w. c. Gibson, then editor of
Puck, took luncheon with Opper, the
cartoonist, at his home in Bensonhurst.
The host and his guest were smoking
postprandial cigars on the veranda
when Mr.. Opper became convulsed
with laughter at the sight of one of
his puppies tearing to pieces Mr.. Glib
sons hat. Gibson was inclined to
harsh measures, but Opper reminded
him that the dog was only a puppy
that knew no better, and the editor be-
came resigned. When Gibson rose to
leave Opper offered him the choice of
all his hats.
81 don't need one" returned the
guest. 1T was your hat, not mine"
The humor Of the situation did not
strike the comic artist at once, but
later he made use of the incident in
one of his celebrated series, Now.
Wouldn't 1t Jar You?" the question
being. IF your dog tore up what you
thought was your neighbours hat and
you found it was your own, wouldn't
it jar you?"-Everybody's Magazine.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-13
sindbad,s Alleged Prototype.

Tie story of Sindbad the Sailor Is be-
lieved to owe good deal to the legend
Of st. Brendan, the Kerry saint, whose
day is May 16. According to the legend,
b. Brendan sailed the ocean for seven
years in search of the island that had
once been Adams Eden. During that
time he regularly revisited the island
of Sheep, where the sheep are as large
as oxen; the island of Birds, that are
really fallen angels, and another island
which is really big fish named Jas
con trying to get his tail into his
mouth. st. Brendan used to encamp
on the fish on Easter day and 60 on to
the birds on Easter Monday. He found
the Eden island at last, but no one
has seen it since, though 1t appeared
on seventeenth century maps and in
an eighteenth century treaty between
Spain and Portugal. Probably Irish
monks took this legend with them to
the east in the ninth century. London
Chronicle.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-13
Kirnbal1ton-Elkh

Joe James has installed National
Cash Register in his store.
Joe James and wife attended the
Chautauqua at Harlan, Wednesday.
A happy assemblkge gathered at
the John Lang home Sunday and had
Jolly time.
Claus Hansen is now Elk Horns
butcher. He butchers on the first and
last of the week.
Miss Lily Jacobsen, of Omaha, is
visiting with Nels Christensen and
family at the hotel.
M. E. Andersen of Benson Nebras-
ka is here visiting a few days with
his sister, Mrs. W. H. Allen and fam
lily.
Quite a number of friends and rel
atives gathered at the Marsus Juhl
home last Sunday and spent pleas
ant afternoon.
Our jolly picture man P. H. Mil
Ter has been completely "laid up''
with that crippled foot caused by
stepping on a nail.
George Hansen gave party at
Peter Ericson's Sunday for the young
men. They had good time even if
they didn't have their girls.
There was dance at Knut Han
sens Saturday eve at which there
were about fifty couple present.
Everybody says it was big affair.
Geo. Hennigsen celebrated his saith
birthday Sunday by inviting large
party of friends to Gasnick's Grove
tor picnic. They had picnic all
right.
j. G. Christensen was up from At
lautic Sunday. He came to visit with
Chris Nelson but as Mr.. Nelson was
gone he madea short stay with his
old friend, Rudolph Andersen.
MAIDS Madsen and family from near
Extra came Saturday and visited at
Chris Nelson's. Sunday, Mr.. Madsen,
Mr.. Nielsen and families visited at the
Reese Dickey and John Esbeck homes.
r. j. Hansen and P. Petersen made
business trip to nelghboring towns
last week to look up locations for
their merry go round which will be
taken from Elkhorn next week.
Farmers: Get our building blocks.
for your foundations. We guarantee
them against frost and all kinds of
weather. Call. % If
KIMBALLToN HYDRAULIC STONE WoRKs
A man had goods stolen from his
buggy Saturday right on the streets
of Elk Horn. We didn't suppose we
had anyone Of such character in our
vicinity. Certain it is if he is discov-
cred he will not remain long.
Seems like Elkhorn celebrated two
! days this year as the demonstration
was carried on all day the 5th. The
merry go round continued all day,
the dance was given and the fire.
works were shot off in the evening.
Albert Boysen starts Tuesday for
Tacoma, Washington, where he ex.
poets to remain couple of months
visiting his father. Although his fa-
Their has lived there several years AL
bert has not been out before SO the
trip will be quite treat to him.
In letter to friend last week
Lydia, youngest daughter of Hans
MadseD, states they had a collision
with sailing vessel recently while
in heavy fog and badly disabled
the little vessel but injured no one.
They towed the sailer to port before
proceeding.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-13

Hans Rattenborg secured the
buggy offered by the Elk Horn I'm
plement Co. He sold it to Sam All
renkiel for $50. Then Hans and Chris
Larsen went to Carl Shredder Il Co.
and by skillful manipulations man.
aged to get the buggy there.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-13
Two very fine young
Registered Short Horn
Bulls for sale.
j. c. HARDMAN,
Brayton, la.

Three Physicians treated him With
out success.
w. Z. Yancy, Paducah, KY, writes:
u had severe case of kidney disease
and three of the best physicians in
Kentucky treated me without sue
cess. then took Foley's Kidney
Cure. The first bottle gave immediate
relief, and three bottles cured me per-
manently. gladly recommend this
wonderful remedy" Sold by all Deal
ers
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-13

Public sale sea son is now here
Make your date for sale at the
Journal office. If E.BRADY, Auc.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-13

Bergs Little Liver and Stomach Pills will
cure Constipation, Liver and Stomach Troub-
les when all other remedies fail Efficient and
do not grippe. 100 Pills 25 cents. j. F. Berry.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-04-25
Timing Bananas.

1t is generally known that bananas
are shipped while yet green and un-
ripe but few persons are aware Of the
careful and elaborate time calculations
required In setting out the plants and
cutting of the fruit in order to insure
the arrival Of the bananas in proper
condition at their destination When a
plantation Is begun the young plants
are set ont at certain intervals. SO that
they win produce at regular prefixed
times during the year. A certain num-
Der of days before the arrival Of o
steamer the green fruit is cut. and a
close calculation of the time that viii
be consumed In the voyage must al
ways be made, else the bananas win be
spoiled. Fruit steamers carry steam
heating apparatus to insure uniform
temperature throughout the voyage.
The ripening Is calculated to occur only
after the Fruit has reached the retail
dealer.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-04-25
Crushed by His wife.

my wife is not always as consider
ate Of my feelings as she might be, !"
says the man who Invariably means
well. Il went home the other night.
and I could see that / was not more
than deuce high with her on account
of-weil, no matter what. was full
I'D Of a new theory a man had been
imparting to me, and as I always be-
lieve in a mans regarding his wife as
bis intellectual equal told her about
it The man told me that it is the
brain that really nourishes the hair.
He even went so far as TO say that If
you pull a hair out you pull out bit
Of brain with it. 1t interested me ex,
ceedingly. Ny wife just shifted
" That's not new she said. I found
that out long ago. 1t doesn't matter
either whether the hair is pulled out or
falls out naturally
That's what I get for trying to be
good to that woman Stung by my
wife"
Here he raised his hat. He was as
bald as a newly plucked egg.-Wash-
fngton Post.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-04-25
The Tick Of a Clock.

In recent police court squabble over
q clock one man testified that he could
identify the timepiece in question by
the tick. This statement was received
with derision by most OF the courtroom
attaches, the magistrate included, but
later a matchmaker to whose attention
It had been called declared that the
scoffers laughed before they knew
what they were laughing at
''Of course You can tell a clock by
it's tick" he said. 81 don't mean that
every clock has an individual tick that
can be recognized by its friends, but
many Of them have, and parson who
has owned a certain clock for a long
while and has studied its style and
mannerisms can, IL he has a good ear,
detect that particular tick among a
hundred. Many clocks that are appar-
emily made on the same plan develop
peculiarities in their running gear.
Some eanter along at an even pace.
others go by jerks and spurts. Some
are stately and solemn. others frisky
and gay. The ticking Of clocks varies.
too. in rhythm, pitch and dynamics-
With all these differences in tone is il
any wonder that man who has meas
ured his life by one clock for several
years can swear even In court to its
particular tickT-New York Post
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-04-25
SPECIAL RATES.

Round trip colonist rates 10 Texas.
Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Indian Ter
ritory, each first and third Tuesday.
One-way and round trip eoloniSt
rates to California and the Northwest
from March 1st until May 18th, 1866.
Special frst-clasS round trip rates
TO Colorado every day until May Is
Return limit June LIST, 1905.
The choice OF the two most dirscs
routes and three gats-ways.
Union AND SOUTHERN PACIFIC.
Through Pullman Tourist cars oper.
atea each Monday from Birmingham.
Ala and three cars . week from
washington. d. C.. to San Francisco,
via Atlanta, Montgomery and New 1r.
leans without change ETect.rG
March 1st we operate every Monday
ana wednesday Pullman Tourist Cas-
rom St. Louis to San Francisco with
out change. via the Chicago & Alton
Railroad and the Union Pacific Rait
road, via Kansas City and Denver.
Ask for particulars
]. F. VAN RENSSELAER,
General Agent
Is Peaehtree St, Atlanta, Ga
r. o. Bean, T. P. A.
G. W. Ely. 7. P. A
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-04-25
Troublesome Children.

Everything Is relative. after all. even
age, yet one might suspect that the
children" OF one OF Mr.. Muzzey's
-Men of the Revolution" might have
arrived at years Of some discretion and
proper regard for behavior.
When saw the old soldier, says Mr..
Muzzey, he was the sole survivor OF
those who witnessed the battle OF Bun
ker Hill. At the age of ninety-five
years he was attending a Whsg cele-
bration held at Boston in 1850. and
there I met him. He was a good look
Ing old man with large, well shaped
head. blue eyes and mild expression.
His whole countenance beamed with
benevolence.
asked him IL he had any children
"Oh, yes, i have two sons." he re-
piled.
why did you not bring them with
your
The old mans smooth brow wrinkled
into semblance OF frown as he said:
II didn't want 10 be plagued with
those boys on an occasion Of this sort
"why. how old are theyT I asked.
wondering II be could mean his grand,
children.
-Oh. one is seventy, and the other is
seventy-two. But I couldn't be both
cred with them"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-04-25
LEGAL kpvERlTsEnEnTs.
SHERIFF SALE.

BY virtue of an Execution issued
out of the Justice of the Peace court,
Second District of Escambia county,
Florida, wherein Carlson Grocery Co
are plaintiffs and w. c. Beck is de-
PENDANT. l have have levied upon and
will sell at public outcry in front OF
the county court house door in the
city of Pensacola. Fla. on Monday,
May LIST. A. d. f905,during the legal
hours of sale the following described
property to-wit:
Lots 1. 2. 8, 4. 5. 6. Z, s. II, IL. Is
Ii, 10, 20. 81 and 80. Section %, TIP.
South, Range 80 West in E5cambia
county, Florida.
]. C. VAN PELT.
4apraow4w Sheriff.