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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

bris Chadwick lost her best oppor- tunity when she overlooked the Penn sylvanla state treasury ring.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29


 who claims that he is the ruler of the earth. Some people have an exaggerated notion of their own importance. Cigarettes, kisses and beer figure in an Ohio suit for divorce. That is certainly mixture to cause trouble.
 SHUCKS!
 In the morning
 How 1 hate
 Not to often
 Get up late. ''Yes, shir. always b'lieve in bein, p'ljte to the ladies'" remarked an intoxicated feet before a number of wax figures in the window of a woman's furnishing store. Don't matter what my condishun is, always p'lite to the ladies. Umphl' He stared stupidly at the figures for a moment and with a parting hiccough stumbled off down the street, a Chester field in his cups.
 Terry McGovern avows that he cannot quit inc stage. Some means should be found to make him quit the stage baseball pitcher who has recently married will find that it is not politio ts Kick against the decisions of his new umpire.
 The colored divine of Chicago who asked that the white man let the negro swim or drown probably had in mind the fact that Texans prefer to let him swing.
 HELP YOURSELF. In these days of graft and plunder When an honest mans forlorn, You will never make a racket If you do not toot your horn. It is a great convenience for people who abhor prize fights and sicken at their bru- tality to be able to shout themselves hoarse at realistic moving picture DOT trayal of championship bout. Pittsburgh Is feeling important because large body of school teachers from Toronto paid pilgrimage to the town In preference to visiting Boston The CItv of Baked Beans and Much Learning will have to look to her laurels, think the Pttsburghers, or the City of Smoke and Bargain Counter Dukes will steal her prestige.
 WHAT'S THE USEY
 Does no good to
 Curse and swear
 When it's rainy
 Stead of fair.
 Weather man is
 Prone to CIT.
 That is human
 We infer maiden who was bred in old Kentucky has filed suit for 5000 damages against man because he called her liar when she said she could iron shirts When lady boasts it is the part of gallantry for a gentleman to keep quiet A smile" when worn too long develops into laugh, then sigh and often leads to cell in police station. A smile at the right time is always beneficial There is a wide social gap between the man who says trousers and the man wha says pants"
 ON THE GRIDIRON.
 Rah! Rahi Rah
 Mother slain;
 Whats the odds?
 Hike again! Secretary Taft estimates that s1O4 9S8.. 261I5 will be needed by the war depart- ment in 1907 A lot of people wonder what the odd seventy-five cents will buy.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Bernard Shaw is not seeking trouble so much as advertising.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29
Heaven knows. my son.

Heaven knows, my son, By what by-paths and indirect crook'd ways, ' met thls crown; and myself know well, How troublesome It sat upon my head.
 -2 King Henry ".
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

oace in Russia is even rarer than it is in South American republics.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29
WITH OTHER EDITORS.

The Union Messenger, published at West Blocton, is recent entry in the Alabama newspaper field. C. D. Rice is editor.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

The colored divine of Chicago who asked that the white man let the negro swim or drown probably had in mind the fact that Texans prefer to let him swing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

J. R. Lemon, business manager of the Anniston Star who has been i'll for the past ten days. is recovering his health and will soon be able to resume work.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

A baseball pitcher who has recently married will find that it is not politic ts KICK against the decisions of his new umpire.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

The Huntsville Daily Mercury shows evidences of increasing prosperity and 8 rapid. growth. The Mercury Is one of the most progressive papers in the state and its advancement is noted with friendly in- terest by it's contemporaries.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Terry McGovern avows that he cannot quit the, stage. Some means should be found to make him quit the stage.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Washington Bureau Age-Herald. -f21 c street. N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29
GREAT REMEDY.

GREAT REMEDY. Fair Angeline was very fat, So fat 1t made her sad. One day she took some anti-fat And now she has to pad
 The fact that Congressman Nick Longworth blushed when asked if he was engaged to Miss Alice Roosevelt is re- garded as significant
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29
MR COMER.

soottsboro Citizen: Conner announced his candidacy for governor in speech at Tslladega last Saturday. He and pr. seem to be on the same plat forra
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Heaaiand Post. Conner could not find anyone whom he considered So soltapie to make the race for governor as him- self and so he has now announced. one, two three-let 'er go.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Entered At the Birmingham. Ala. post office as second-olass matter under act of Congress March 8. 1873
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Beginning this morning, the Jackson Clarion Ledger will be issued as morn- Ing newspaper, taking full Associated Press reports. Colonel R. H. Henry will be at tho head of the Morning Clarion Ledger and it's success seems to be a foregone conclusion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29
HELP YOURSELF.

In these days of graft and plunder
 When an honest mans forlorn. You will never make a racket,
 If you do not toot your horn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

The Manufacturers Record of Balti- more Is now installed in it's magnificent new home, occupying the entire upper floor of the Merchants National bank building on Water street The Manufac- turers' Record devotes itself to the up building of the commercial and industrial prosperity of the South. It is a great trade journal and it's prosperity is a source of qualification to all Southern people who have the interests of the South at heart.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

It is great convenience for people who abhor prize fights and sicxen at their bru- tallty to be able to shout themselves hoarse at realistic moving picture DOT trayal of B championship bout.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Turkey jokes, Thanksgiving poems and stories of life down on the farm re- mind us that one of the most popular days in the year is close at hand
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29
BIBLE CONSIDERED AS A
 GUIDE TO GOOD WRITING

M nttle book has just been published pk entitled How to Write A Hand-
 book Based on the English Bible,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Pittsburgh Is feeling important because large body of school teachers from toronto paid pilgrimage to the town In prelerence 10 visiting Boston. The City or Baked Beans and Much Learning will nave to look to her laurels, think the Pittspurghers, or the City of Smoke and Bargain Counter Dukes will steal her prestige
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

No communication will be published without It's authors name. Rejected man. uscrfpts will not be returned unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

A brick trust is being organized in Kansas City but 1t will not interfere with persons who throw bricks flgurativey, nor other persons who are populary styled bricks
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

Dan O'Brien, an athlete, has spent his life leaping over elephants and camels. He has had many ups and downs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-29

L. 1T. Russ and George D. Britain gre the only authorized travelling repre- sentatives of The Age-Herald in it's cir euletion department
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-09-07

Jrou Toulce ufleh LiInIO VyAyNdHi, d
by ten den sve ditky do skoly wy
praviiii. Bude Sc odbyvati zapis
vsech zakG, proto je zadoucno, a
by Sc vsichni pfihlasili. Doufame,
&c iako minulem behu skolnfm, tax
j nastavaiicim skolnim roce bude
navsteva co nejhojnejsi hned pfi "a
hajeni vyucoyani.
~ Phi kupovani barev m6jte
yzdy na mysli, ze ty nejlepA json
nejlacinejsf. Stearns barvy pokryii
vice plochy uspokojf l6pe, nezii
jine barvy trhu. Jsou zaruceny ma
5 rokn- Ne rrcaej :; ~seecchls ~~sseeccls pprTTils: pprrTTl:
tffdy obchodniki V barvach a v ma
Sem obchode American Paint Mfg.
Co., 26 East 3rd St., st. Paul.
36-tf.
r V sobotn kolem devate hodinv
vecer byla bezmala znicena ohnem
kofska stat p. Jana Skardy, MALE
zajfcf Sc ga jeho grocernim obcho-
dem v [. 1015 zapadni sedme vi Jc-
nom rychlemu zakrocenf hasicG diu-
zno d6kovati, BE nelehla celia pope
lem. Nicmene uhofeii nj diva ko-
ne, jakoz shofelo n6kolik konslxFch
postroid a zasoba pfce. Ohen byl
sisezes.essas iii II taffsi1l ze sousedd a ma
jitel p. Skarda hned uvedomen, ale
vyyedeni koni hoffcf stale nebylo
jiz mozne. Ztrata obnasf a. $500 a
je 2 casti kryta pojist6nim. Jak o.
hen poystal men! znamo, ale ma Sc "a
to, he byl zalozen zhafem, soude die
veiilkSesiiio veilSes Sesiiio poetttu oiiiihidh posfedni dobou
' tomto okoli se vyskytnuysich.
= Jak ohlasky ma jinem mist9
videti, otevfel Otto G. Dick (. 761
zapadni z. ul. zelezafsky obchod, kde
kazdemu posloun vsfm, co do oboru
ieho spada. Vykonaya tez veskerou
praci plechafskou. Potfeba takov6-
no obchodu tom mfst6 byla jiz
dlouho pocifovana proto doiista Sc
iostane p. Dickovi hojne podpory.
T Stavebni dffvf vseho dru-
hu, dvefe, okna, chilly a vdbec vse,
co do oboru toho n&lezf. Pfijd'te a
pfesvedcte Sc nezli koupite jinde.
Northwestern Lumber & Wrecking
Co., IA. & Broadway, Dale and
University and 730 w. 7th st. st.
Paul. Albert Zachar, fiditel.
29-f.
r Minulou sobotu 6asne y rama
vypadala nase zapadni sedma ulice
jakoby do nj byl vtrhl nepfitel OBJ
ievil Sc tn totiz sedmy battalion poll
nfho delostfelectva, ubiraje sc Fort
Smelling do Sparta, Wis, k v{roc-
MIN polnim manevrdm. Vzaale-
most posadkoveho mista cd deiista
manevru obnAsi $50 mil bude 10
trvati nekolik dni, nez il celia vSpra-
va pine yojenske zbroji urazi.
= V nedali odpoledne utopil SC
y jezefe White Bear William i.
Schiffnan, ri rokn stary a iediny
syn Ora. SSchiffmana, 259 Selby
ave. Mladfk spolu sc SWIM pfftelem
Everett Brownem tabofil po n6kolik
tt5Sanaa Il u zfsiiassrs5hho jiezera osud-
ny den chystali sc k navratu do me-
sta. Kdyz jiz nell we slozeno, roz-
hodli sc, Be straw jeste neiakea do
bu projfzd'kou ma jezefe. Pfi tom
pfihnala Sc vlna tlun mimi pre-
vrhla. Schiffman neumeje ploya-
III, zmizel zahy pod vodou, kdezto
Brown &c zadrzel lodky kdyz bijf-
cimi vlnami byl cd nj odtrzen, poIal
plavati. Kdvz lide nedaIekfch
koupelnach Wildwood byli upozor-
nani jeho kfikem ma nebezpecf, v
jak6m se naleza, yyjeli mu We dvou
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-09-07

y y y ~ v
kyne Mary Tobiskove proti Cesko-
Sloyanske Delnicke Podporujfci
Jeinote a povoiii spolku novy soud.
Spolek Sc hajil tim, be pohfesovany
Glen jeho Tobiska nebyl onfm mrt-
wynn muzem, jehoz totoznost soud u
znal a prohlasil "a mrtveho a vdo-
We po nam povolil vyplacenf dmrtni
poiistky, znejfcf ma 81 900. We SVEN
|poiednanf o tom pravi soudce, ze
Icely pfipad spociva ma domn9le totoz-
nosti Tobiska mrtvolou cloveka, o.
beseneho blize Fridley Park, Ano-
ka okresu, Mimi, zahy prosinci
1903, nemz zalobkyne tyrdi, BE to
ibyi jeiii muz. zaioba dokazovala. ze
Tobiska odesel domova kratce pred
naiezenim teto mrtvoly a od te do.
by medal sobe yedeti. Zadny sve-
dek nebyi pfedvolan, ktery byl znal
Tobisku a ktery no tez vid9l obese
neho. Hlavnf ponIckon k stotozna-
nj byla fotografie, iez byla vzata
pred 10 neb 12 lety byla ukazana
n6kolika svedkiim, kteff vEak nikdy
Tobiska neznaIi a ktefi spatfili po-
dobiznu teprve vice nez rok po ie-
iic dofnnsieIn dmrtf. Soudce do
spell k pfesvedceni, he nebylo sve-
dectvi Tobiskove smrti dostaGitel-
nym ma tom zaklade povolil novS
lsoud. sss---a.
p Prihlaste Sc. Hodlate-li ma
vst6vovati tento podzim obchodnf
skolu, Haste Sc mfstnf administra-
ce Minnesotskych Novin. Jsme v
postavenf usetfiti yam penfze ma
skolnem nejlepsfch obchodnich
skolach v st. Paul Minneapolis.
+ Padem do sachty elevatoru hyl
Iusmrcen Karel Koebler, "a rok6
starS delnik Guiterman Brothers
ma pate a Sibley ul Koebler MALE
zal se tfetim poschodi a cekal ma
Elevator, jenz nalezal Sc v nejhofei-
Sim poschodi. Chteje sc podivati,
Ikde ie, otevfel dvffka a podival &c
Idoln. Ma sc "a to, be dostal zavraf.
Padem rozbil 81 lebku a nez lekaf-
ska pomoc pfisla, yypustil ducha.
= Kolem tfeti hodiny nedeli ra-
no spozorovan byl valici Sc dSm 2
okna druheho poschodi Espy budo-
w, 1873 sychodni pate ul- vzdor
IrychIemu zakroceni hasicd rozsifil
se ohef tou merou, be teprve 8.
lhodins ranni podafile se ehni efii=
ltrz utiniti. P0vod ohne nenf znam,
Iale ma sc "a to, ze povstal od ele-
ktrickeho dratu, nebof mfste, kde
Typuki naitzaia SO dina ma vyrabe-
| nj riznych elektrickyych pfistrojil
Prace hasi6ii byla mafena dusiyym
koufem se vsech stran q hnflci bu-
tinvy 40 saifcim mezitim prodraiy
se plameny az do etvrteho posehodl, |,
| lkde stravily sklad sed!afskeho zbo-
| II firmy Charles Friend & Sens.
Ztrata ohnem spdsobena odhaduje
se ma 100000 je kryta roiistenim.
: Frank Tucker, povolanS sem
. Edna, Miss, aby fidil novou stro-
jovnu American Steam spoletnosti.
ma 1pati Market ul., spadl zelezne-
no trainoyi q wise GO stop. Padl do
louie, kde Sc zabofiI hluboko do ba-
hna. Kdyz byl vysyobozen, bylo
shledano. ze utrp1l vnitfnf porant-
Inf, iez vsak die nahledu l6kaFii ne
Inf ttzke.
: Po nekolikatydenni pfestavce
zapotne se optt vyutoyanim v de-
|ske syob. skole q sice po1fnaje So
botp dne 10. !. nj. IA ton pfitinou
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-09-07

ze vysilenim podlehne, ale na konec
|pfece sc tax dalece vzpamatoval, Re
mohl odejeti do sveho domoya. Pra-
vi Sc. ze matka ntonnleho Schiffma-
ma napomfnala sveho syna, ably byl
opatrnym a naucil Sc plavati, ten
ysak napomenuti jejfho nedbal -
PfiGinu k vystraham matcinym "a
vdavala pry ia okelnost, Re pry jisty
|vestec budoucnosti il pfedpoyidal, he
ieii syn m4sfci zafi zahyne We ~
de.
@ PojiStSni proti ohni, blesku a
vetru u tech nejlepsfch spolecnostf
vam obstara dobfe spolehliva r.
B. Matlach pfsarne Minnesotskych
Novin. EFT
r Delniek} syatek, t6sici Sc kaz-
deho roku v9tsi oblibe mezi lidem,
nezadal tez minule pondeli nj
Gem iak okazalosti, tax We SVEN
uspofadani a provedenf svym pred
ch1dcnm minulosti. Jiz zahy . ra-
ma pocaly sc ulice, jimiz priiyod mel
sc hodin ubfrati, plniti cetnymi
zastupy lidu, meskajicfho We mest6
"a pficinou navstevy statnf vystavy,
jakoz obyvatelstyem mesta, jez se-
slo sc We velkem poctu, ably vzdalo
zaslouzeny hold delnickemu dni, "a
svecenemu oslave prace zaroven
klidu a odpocinku. Hlavnf pozor-
most budiii veiky prnvod mestem, je-
hoz sc s1castnilo ma 10000 d6lni-
ctva sdruzeneho rozli6nych unifch,
kstteere ksttee ssyJ5 SWIM stejnokrojeTn Il uspofaa-
DAMN Chilly DOZEN vskutku krasnJ
10 byly ma vgech mistech hlucne po-
zdravovany. Svatek zakoncen byl
|vSletem II jezera White Bear, kde
kongresnik Joel P. Heatwole pro-
nesl rec, niz vyslovil Sc pro to, ably
drahy d jine kombinace byly pod
|viadni kontrolou, cimz docileno BY
|bv3o spravedlivajsiho rozd4leni ovo-
|ce prace, jakoz ] to, ably zavedena
|byla universalni osmihodinovd doba
pracovni. Rec svoii zakoneil odvo-
lanfm Sc k lidu. ably tento volil ta-
kove zastupce do snemu, ktefi neboji
|se byti jeho tlumo6nfky.
: Zmrzlinova zabava, pofadana
sborem Hvezda Zapadu, SPJ., sf-
nj CSPS., minult ctyrtek vecer, te-
sila sc hojne navsteve a pfitomni se
bavili velice pffjemne.
= Pan +. J. Brychta, zdejsf po-
zemkoyy jednatel, doproyazel We stfe.
du tento tfden PIP. Jos. Iru a Ant.
Kuhna q TT. Atkinson, Iowa a J..
p. Kuhna ze Spillville. Iowa, na
koupi pozemki ' okoli Mandan, No.
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-09-07

r Cvieenf tleni a zakn Ceskoame-
rickeho Sokola, iez po minule diva
mesice Sc neodbyvalo, bude op6tn6
zahaieno sice pocfnaje dnesnfm
dnem yecer kazdS n&slednjsei! zttyr-
TEX v tYdnu. Nynf ie cas-, ably vsi-
chni ii. kdoz drive cviaiIi se epst X
cviceni pfihlasili. ri, ktefi k So
kolskemn shnrn pfidat % hadlais q
cinnSmi Sokoly chteji sc stati, ne
meli by vahati : pfihlasenfm Sc v
cas-, coz bude slouziti kazdemu ien
k ieho vlastnfmu prospechu Heidi
me nyni opst vstfic 1silovneisi Elm
nosti ysech Glena sekel=. sekeeil=z. = aaasjee made t.
sne se. be svornym obetavym jed
nanfm. iakfm NJ dosud 81 pokra1n-
valo, ziska sokolslSS sbor nejSirsi
prime podpory jak mezi ostatni-
mi spolky, tax mezi iednotlivci. -
H1hem sv6ho kratktho trvani. poti-
naie zalatkem fohoto roku, kdy
hloucek bSyalych tlenn Ccsko-Ansn-
riekeho Sokola spolu novymi sila-
mi zahajil opetne cinost, ziskala po-
vest Sokola zdeisiho a novS sbor
znacne pokrocil iak co do poctu
tlenstva. TAX We cviGeni. Diky me-
unaynemu naeelnfku p. Karlu Vo-
drazkovi, podnacelnfku p. Petru
Hriskovi, ucinen velky pokrok we
evident. cemz kazdS se pfeaYed5il
pfi prvnfm vystoupenf ma jafe ve-
fejnem cviceni. videli jsme tehdv,
jak ladne vykony nasich Sokoliki
Sc obecenstvn zamlouvaly a bylo zie-
VINO, ze kazdy 81 pfal, ably podobn6
cviceni bylo Gastsji pofadano. mi
zisk nj slavu," Jest iedno hessl
Sokolstva povinnosti kazdeho So
koIa je, toto heslo 81 ma prvnfm mi-
ste uvedomiti die neho pokrato-
vati. To kdyz dokAzeme, bude cin-
most zdeisiho Sokola trvaie zajists-
ma prace jeho dojista bude yzdy
cd vefejnosti povd6kem pFijata a
0cenAna
~ Potfebujete-li natfeni neb
barvenf dom1, vylepenf pokojd, IA
drovani (graining) aneb jakfkoliv
druh vnitfnfch a venkovnfch praci
ku ozdoba vasich domn, poslouzim
ochotne. Kazda prace zarucenA. Ma
pozAdAnf Sc doide ysady. Josef
BTotlk, i56 Custer ST., st. Paul,
Minn. 35-ts.
= Pfinesli jsme tez SWIM 1asem
zminku 0 tom, be nekolik zdejsich
-aisekk proievilo pffaanf zaioziti sbor
Sokolek napada nam, he pravs
nynf byl by nejshodnejA Cas- K zaha-
jenf opraydoye Ginnosti tom sma-
III. Jak pro muze, tax pro div
Ky jest t1locvik dobrou pripravcu
zivota nemame ts nejmensf po-
chybnosti, te naslo by se dosti uve-
domtlych a pokrotilych diyek, jez
BY se pravidelnemu cyiceni yenoya-
" tim tryaly zaklad k sokolskemu
sboru zde polozily.
= Houdcs Hallam distriktnfho
soudu zvratil tyto dny rozsudek W
neten5 poroteu We prospech zalob-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-03
HAD F.atherea M. s.rt.

The gauge by which worldly prosper
fly is measured Is not always the same.
But it does not so much matter what
standard is used so long as II shows
accurately the amount of gain or loss.
81 remember Bill Gassett as shift
less young ne'er do wen," said a for
\ mer neighbor of Mr.. Sands, 7revisiting
his old home after many years absence,
.but hear he left his widow quite a
substantial property. How did he man.
age itT"
aHe made choice of an excellent wife,
and she took him as the snlartest woIil-
en- often take the poorest specimens OF
the men folks" said Mr.. Sands thought
fully, "and, what's more. she made
something of him. put some gimp into
him and what all. Why. SIR. when he
married her all he had for mattress
was an old makeshift stuffed with
dried leaves, and when he died he had
no less'n three mattresses stuffed with
live goose feathers. l guess that tell
| the story. "-Youth's Companion
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-03
Nails In HAT.

The change in postal arrangements in
New York since 1.-The good old times"
may be seen by the following adyer-
tisement, copied by the Troy Times
from Bradford's New York Gazette Of
Dec. 6. 1747:
Cornelius Van Denburgh as Albany.
Post designs to set out for the first
time this winter on Thursday next All
letters to go by him are desired to be
sent tor the postofhce. or to his house
near the Spring Garden"
During Hudson river navigation the
Albany mail was transmitted by sloops.
but In the winters messenger, as above
mentioned, was required. and 1t is prob
able that he Travelled on foot. The win
ter average of the eastern and southern
mails is given in the same paper and
same date rs follows:
ION Tuesday the Tenth Instant at
O'Clock in the Forenoon the Boston and
Philadelphia Posts set out from New
York to perform their stages once .
Fort mite during the Winter months and
are to set out at 8 o'clock Tuesday
morning. Gentlemen and merchants ar.
desired to bring their letters in time
| N. B.-This Gazette will also come
forth on Tuesday Mornings during tina
time"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-03

A wholesale oyster dealer was sizing
ND a new invoice There are some old
fellows in that lot" he, said as he
showed to one side some abnormally
large ones. He picked out one and
measured it. The shell was eight inches
long. 'sThe age of an oyster has abso-
Iutely no effect upon its quality, be
said. at doesn't get tough with age,
IKE the higher order of animals How
long does an oyster live? Well,
couldn't say exactly. have known
Maurice river oysternen to claim that
an oyster undisturbed in a neglected
cove would live for twenty-five years
before 1t finally died Of old age And
an oyster OF the Maurice river type
keeps on growing all the time. l have
seen some myself that measured near
Iy foot In length. "-Philadelphia Rec
ord
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-03
w.tt,ng Upon HIS bride.

Two hundred years ago it was Gus
tom very general in England for The
bridegroom to wait upon his BRIDE on
their wedding day. The following ex-
tract from John Shebbeare's "Matri-
mony," a book published IL the middle
Of the eighteenth century. testine 10
this and refers to the popular super
stition about it: 1.-THE dinner being
served, Sir Oliver was the gayest man
IN the company. The bridegroom ana
bride sitting by the side Of each other
the old gentleman observed: 'Odsheart'
ods-heart, What. dine with the orioe
the first day! A fine bridegroom; a
fine bridegroom! It was the fashion
when was married to stand oenano
the brides chair with napkin ano
serve her. Serve her today; she'll serve
you always after,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-03
An unhraken Spell.

When we have "spell o. weather"
and wet weather at that, we have only
10 recall the climatic conditions or
Dartmoor, in England, in order to be
thankful for little.
The moor has, says writer In Corn
bill, an eternal procession OF clouds
infinitely varied in form, lighted with
white radiance or lowering In gloom,
rent, tattered or filmy. gathering. men
acing. creeping round to swath you In
a mist of rain or dropping one OF those
silvery showers lighted with sunshine
from behind.
OF heavier rain there is no lack, ant
all one can say Of the perennially beau
tiful moor is summed up in the vers'
invented by its enemies:
The south wind always brings US rain.
The north wind blows It back again,
The west wind surely means wet weather
The east wind wet and cold together