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Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-21
Pi-lines and Pick-upS
Mo Circus Parade

(The circus announces that it will NOS
parade when here next week.
You say de circus won't parade?
Den wot's it comm fer?
Dey ain't no use in any show
Dat will not make stir,
Wild bands an ELEPHANTS, an sich,
An knights an loidies, too.
A circus, an it won't parade?
1 amt a-goin'-shoo!
You say de circus won't parade?
Den me t. stay away!
You t'ink I'm goin agin it bin?
Mus take me fer jay!
Too big to toddle tro' de street2
You reckon I'm a fool?
A circus, an it don't parade?
I'm glad I'm goin t. school!
A home for superannuated chorus girls
is new project. None admitted unless
grandmothers.
Poppy-Why do women kiss each other?
Men don't.
Plum-Men have something better to
kiss
When victims of the Japanese riots be-
gin to sue for damages, what will Tokyo?
What a Gentleman Reported
Port Oxford, Ore, evidently is a very
windy place. A gentleman just from there
reports that last week the wind blew
sheep up against a barn, about twenty
feet from the ground, and held it there
four days, until 1t starved to death.
A man claims that airships are safer
than automobiles. So they are, for pedes-
trians, at least.
Miss Orange-He says he cannot live
without me.
Miss Lemon-Is he that near broke?
A mirror trust is forming, Watch the
women smash it.
The writer of Mrs. Wigs" has started
a bank with the proceeds of the book.
Mrs. Wigs doesn't have an account
there, however.
Col Watterson denies that he is politi-
cal prophet, No, he never was.
A lake of whitewash has been discov-
cred in the Philippines. They need it for
official use.
IneSe are the Gays WHeQ one WOulu
rather be ut" than Ito.
There's plenty of room at the top"
Yes, but with the crowd below what we
need is more room at the bottom. Get
transfer.
The newly busted" American bank in
Manila will pay out to it's depesitors
forty cents on the 81. More benevolent
assimilation"
Consistency may be a jewel but dia-
monds are much more common.
The baby czarevitch is now cutting his
first teeth. His papa, the czar, has just
cut his wisdom teeth also.
Having installed Seeing Omaha" cars,
that city is now wondering what patrons
will see.
Willie Prunes-Paw, the fish are biting
today.
Paw Prunes-Well, you go on to school
and they won't bite you.
What fortune there'd be in COM
pany to insure life insurance companies
against their own directors.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-21

Poppy-Why do women kiss each other?
Men don't.
Plum-Men have something better to
kiss
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-21
Stocking Secrets


The policeman stationed at the Angelus
corner says he can read the character Of
women from their stockings. Listen:
I'm getting to be quite an expert in
telling fortunes. When 1 see a pair of
white ones coming along 1 know the
woman in EN- is going to ask where the
curio shop is. It's polka dots for the
stenographers plain black for most of
the married ones, and nine times out Of
ten it's a widow in the fine openwork
kind. And the colored ones? Say, I'll bet
they go in the store and buy lot and
say, Send the bill to Mr.. Easy, the
broker"
The question arises. can that policeman
attend to his duties and study hosiery at
the same time?
Lick observatory professor saw ten
new double stars, all at once. Who
cracked his "coco"?
It's in barber shop that you're next"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-21

When victims of the Japanese riots be-
gin to sue for damages, what will Tokyo2
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-21

A home for superannuated chorus girls
is new project. None admitted unless
grandmothers.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-21
No Encores

So "all the worlds stage" you say?
The greatest playwright wrote it sof
And many parts we each one play,
AS we our lines speak, ere We go?
So "all the worlds a stage? Then we
AS actors are a wretched set;
For when our last exit we have made,
None ever got an encore yet!
w. II. C.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-10-17
TORRES & PRlETAs R'Y.

Time Card No. 17 In Effect June 27
 1903.
 Train No. leaves Minas Prietas at 500 a. m., arrives at Torres GAS a. m Train No. 2 leaves Torres at S:41. Train No. leaves Torres at 7:30 p m., arrives at Minas Prietas at S:15. All Trains Connect at Torres With Southern Pacific (Sonora Railway to and from NogaIes and Guaymas Guaynlas and Vice Versa.
 Wells Fargo & Co.'S Express and tel egraph in operation between Minas from Minas Prietas to the above nam ed places.
 Advanced charges paid on all good consigned to the railway, which are received, forwarded and warehoused free of commission and storage charges.
 At Minas Prietas depot hacks al ways re"dv to make trips to any of the above named points at reasonable rates.
 Shortest and best route to YaquI river, Barranca and San Marcial coal fields. SoyOpa Sahuaripa, Ures. La Buca, La Dura, Yaqui Smelling & Re fning and Yaqui Copper Companies. Freight can be consigned to P. E Seymour to be forwarded by teams.
 F. H. SEYMOUR, Pres.-Prop.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-10-17
SAVED HIS LIFE.

J. W. Davenport Wingo, Ky. writes June IA, 1902: 'T want to tell you believe Ballard's Snow LiEiment say, ed my life. I was under the treat ment of two doctors, and they told me one of my lungs was entirely gone and the other badly affected. I also had dump on my side. I don't think that l could have lived over two months longer. I was induced by a friend to try Ballard's Snow Linf ment. The first application gave me great relief; two fifty cent bottles cured me sound and well.
 It is a wonderful medicine and l recommend it to suffering humanity For sale at Rhinehart's Pharmacy.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-10-17
5@l
 | MAKERS x NEW YORK
COPPER QUEEN
 STORE BiSbee Douglas NacO

ln mining, banking and mercantile business, besides acquiring large hold- Inss in real estate.
 His wife is a member of an old Cas- tihan family of Sonora and Arizona, and although welded for many years has never yet learned the English language.
 They have lived together in a pal atial residence in MocteZuma for many years, and there is hardly an American who has ever visited that part of Sonora who has not met Mir. Woodward and his charming wife.
 His life has been an active and strenuous one for over twenty long years, and iu retiring he feels that he has earned a well earned vacation.
 MT. Woodward will visit Bisbee on his way into California.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-10-17
NATURE -9~nL-
The Stricken Rose r.on, arIr7.

The Stricken Rose Fccr, GvIcl.
 What a fortunate prort-i-n 5r l-tu
 . is that deprives the rose of i-euJ
 Ihering, for how poignant wtu-d be EE.cf to di-cover, i9 t-c Ee-ght of booming glory. that a clnkc- fed at !. leort, and that it's oe.-ty a-d ire gan were doomed forever. <~.@rr ava.
 pares the suffering; sla is a ve-'taE
 tlre-hOuse of pleasing rewar-s. .l nose who seek her all n { e yea -@.e by failing n-!r 2Ul grlya-ss ha- .-st 9 gloom over the lives of thousan. 1f young women. bur thanks to the in vest gations of scien Its the true cau-' of hair destruction Is now known to germ or pGre site that burrows int ,he hair follicles. Newbro's Hcrpicid. absolutely destroys this germ. thu permitting the hair to grow as ma lure intended. Sold by leading drug gists. Send 10c. in stamps for s7mpl, to The Herpicide O.. Detroit. Mich.
 For sale by BisDee Drug Co.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-10-17

J. A. Wilson left yesterday for a wis it at Iron Mountain, Mich.
 Alex Erickson was in town yester day on business from the Empire State
Bisbee daily review., 1905-10-17
g. ?. & s. w. R. R. CO.

Will sell round trip tickets from Bis bee to Salt Lake City on Oct End and 3rd, good for sixty days, on account of semi-annual Mormon Conference Oct. 6 to g, 1905. One fare for the round trip. s51.60.
 W. P. NcNAIR,
 Agent
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Murderous Assault at Ro.lyn.

ROSLYN, n. Y, Feb. 1.-Willet I'll
tus, aged eighty-three, merchant, is
unconscious at his home here. and 1t
is feared that he will not recover from
a murderous assault and robbery Of
which he was victim. Six years
ago Mr.. Titus was Knocked down and
robbed while on his way home from
his store. Now he has been the victim
of n similar assault, and the authori-
ties believe at the hands of the same
assailant His skull was fractured
with an iron bar and his pockets emp
tied. but the robber overlooked the
purse which contained large sum Of
money. Mr. Titus was found uncon-
scious only short distance from his
home and has been insensibIe ever
since
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
every facility for Independent investl-

every facility for independent inyesti-
CATION.
A dispatch from Breslau says that
general strike Ii expected In the In
dustrlal towns OF Russian Poland.
Shippers in sosnowitz have sent out
circulars warning against sending
goods to Warsaw or Lodz.
A press dispatch from LODI, the
greatest manufacturing center Of west
Russia, says the town looks like be-
sieged fortress. Soldiers In detach-
ments Of fifty are patrollng the streets
to preserve order. All the stores are
closed and their windows boarded up.
Hundreds of people are waiting before
the bakeries for bread.
At Grodno there have been disturb.
ances, in consequence Of which troops
were called out A mob Of 1000 strik-
ers destroyed the postoiiice and tele-
sraph lines and looted the wine shops.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Barge Canal Contract Awards.

ALBANY, n. Y, Feb. 1.-The canal
board, upon motion of Superintendent
Franchot, has adopted resolution con
solidating the two sections Of the Black
river canal, which heretofore have
constituted that canal, so that here
after the canal will be single section,
the repair, maintenance and operation
forces being under single head. Mr..
Franchot will be ready to announce the
award OF two and possibly three Of the
barge canal contracts this week.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Becf Trust M,.t Obey Law.

WASHINGTON, Feb. lit can be
said by authority that unless the corpo-
rations constituting the so called beef
trust heed the Injunction made perma-
nent by the decision of the supreme
court of the United States the govern
ment will institute proceedings against
the'indvidual members of the corpora
ton to enforce the decision of the
court The minds of the president aud
members of his cabinet are made up
fully on the question. They have deter
mined that the beef trust shall obey the
law and shall do 1t at once.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
FIGHTING AT MUKDEN
Japanese Claim to Hold Posi-
ton at Haikoutai.
RUSSIAN GENERALS BADLY WOUNDED
Armies Have Suffered Tremendous
Losses During Recent Fighting.
Russians Placed Hors de Conn
bat 1000, Japs 1000.


LONDON, Feb. lat Mukden late
dispatch says the japanese right flank
has advanced on the Russian position,
driving in the cavalry screen and bonn
barded the outlying hills.
The Russians moved up REINFORCE
ments, repulsed the enemy and drove
them out of village they had occu-
pied.
The Russians shclled the japanese
center using field guns and mortars
simultaneously they shelled IA portion
Of the Japanese left, using twelve
heavy field guns.
1t is believed that the loss Of Heikou-
tai weakens the Russian position and
probably will compel material change
in the Russian front at that vicinity
Heikoutai is strongly defended by the
Japanese, who are now occupying the
Russian works.
A late Mukden dispatch says that
there is another lul in the fighting. but
II is impossible TO tell how long it will
last.
The Russian losses the last few days
were about 10000 Many of the bod
les OF the killed have not yet been
gathered. Lieutenant General Stackle-
bergss corps was the heaviest loser.
The japanese losses, according to Chi
nese reports, also were heavy. The
Russians took about 500 prisoners. The
Japanese forces on the Russian right
were originally about 10000, who were
routed and panic stricken, but after
ward they were strongly REINFORCED
from the japanese right.
General Mischtschenko's wound Is Sc
rious, bullet having fractured his
knee joint General Kondratoyitch was
shot through the lungs, and the bullet
lodged at his spine, from whence II
has been extracted. His chief of staff,
Colonel Andrief, was severely wound
ed in the head.
A St Petersburg report says that, al
though the Russians have abandoned
their advance, the latest official dis
patches received indicate that the fight
ing is not over The Russians claim to
held the captured villages.
The Japanese again resumed the Of
fensive and desperately assaulted the
Russians, but were everywhere re-
pulsed.
General Kuropatkln In dispatches re-
ports that the japanese losses In the
recent fighting were very heavy, many
being bayoneted and sabered.
A Tokyo report says that the Russian
casualties in the engagements from
Jan. % to Jan. 30 are now estimated al
between $4,000 and $4,000 and those Of
the japanese at 1000
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01

WASHINGTON, Feb. 1.--Mrs. and
Miss Roosevelt, Countess Casslni, Miss
Julia Mariowe, the actress, and repre-
sentatsves of the British, French and
Russian embassies were in the large
audience which attended recital given
by Paderewski at the National thea
ter. The pianist was in excellent form
and responded to number of encores.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
IN MEMORY or MkINLEY.
Young Mems Mckinley Club Banque,
at Canton, q.

at Canton, o.
CANTON, o., Feb. 1.-Commemorat.
ing the natal day of the late President
Mckinley, the Young Mems Mckinley
club Of Canton last night held nota-
bic banquet in the Auditorium, Can
toms new assembly hall.
Vice President Elect Fairbanks occu-
pied the central position as chief guest
OF honor
The absence OF wine at the banquet
was a tribute of Cantonlans to their
late fellow citizen. Always tolerant
and conslderate of others, President
Mckinley offered no objection to wine
at banquets where he was a guest of
honor, but on the occasion of several
such affairs arranged here distinctively
in his honor he had expressed wish
that wine be eliminated
The vast amphitheater, with its ca
pacity of 5000 people, was almost com
pletely filed. In the midst of the serv-
ing of the menu there was sudden
hush to the festivities, and almost as
one man the vast assemblage rose to It's
feet and for more than minute stood
in respectful silence. The occasion was
the arrival of Mrs. Mckinley, wife Of
the late president She was accompa-
MED by a large party of friends, includ-
ing Mrs Day, Mrs. Fairbanks, Miss
Grace Mckinley and Miss Black,
daughter OF General Black. They occu'
pied box during the speaking. Invo-
cation by Rev. Dir. o. w. Holmes, pas
tor OF the late presidents church, was
followed by the serving of the dinner
Justice William Day was POSTMASTER.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
po,tmen sold Mining stock.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 1.-Postmaster
General Wynne had under considera-
tlon the allegations that number Of
carriers Of the force Of the postoffice
at Toledo, o., had been charged with
selling mining stocks along their routes
during working hours. 1t is likely that
four OF the OFFENDING carriers will be
dismissed and that eighteen others will
be suspended for short terms.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
t.rdict Favored Bootbiacix.

ALBANY, N. Y, Feb. IA bootblack
stand is not place of public accommo-
dalton, according TO a decision of the
court of appeals in the action of George
W. Burks against Paul Bosso both of
Rochester. Bosso refused TO shine the
shoes of Burks. who is a negro, and
Burks brought an action to recover
$500 for violation of the law.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Lost HI. Life snYlng Train.

NASHVILLE, Ky, Feb. William
II. Case, a civil war veteran, is dead
here from injuries received when he
kept Chesapeake and Ohio train from
being wrecked. Case pulled aside a
hand car standing in front Of an ap-
preaching train. but was himself struck
by the train and fatally hurt.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Tried TO Bribe Councilmep.

TAUNTON, Mass, Feb 1.--William
II. Greeley was arrested on warrant
charging him with bribery in connec-
ton with the recent municipal election.
1t is alleged that Greeley offered mon
ey to certain councilmen If they would
vote for certain candidate for city
freq surer
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
British steamer wrecked.

AMSTERDAM, Feb. 1.-THE British
steamer Alba, Captain Cox, from New
port News for Amsterdam, is ashore at
Zandvoort, near Haarlem, on the North
sea, and will be a total loss. Twelve
members of her crew have been got
ashore, but twenty-five are still on
board. Lifeboats are in attendance.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Mrs. Gilbert Left $4,000.

NEW YORK. Feb. 1.-The will of
Mrs. Anne Jane Gilbert, the aged &C
tress who ended her long career by
starring in Granny" up TO few days
before her death. which occurred In
Chicago on Dec. 2, was filed In the sur
rogate's court. Mrs. Gilbert left $4,000
personal property.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
President Give. to Hanna Chair.

WASHINGTON, Feb. lit was an
nounced that President Roosevelt has
made substantial contribution to the
Hanna Memorial Chair association,
which was organized for the purpose Of
establishing chair at the Western Re
serve university in Cleveland.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Looks Like Bloody snow.

ROME. Feb. 1.-The severe cold
which has prevaile6 here has been fol
lowed by a south wind from the Sa-
hara, carrying red dust from the desert
which, mixed with snow falling in va
rious parts of southern Italy, gives the
appearance OF a fall Of bloody snow.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Menther ProbahilItier.

Falr and colder; northwest winds.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1905-02-01
Talking Machine Plant burned.

CAMDEN, n. j., Feb. IA fire in
the plant of the Victor Talking Ma
chine company here caused a loss of
$500.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-07-20
INDIVIDUAL HAS RIGHTS.
Judge Garland Hands Down an Import.
ant Decision,

Sioux Falls, S. D.. July 14.-Judge
John E. Garland, of the United States
district court for South Dakota has
just handed down a decision Which will
be Of general interest. The facts in the
case briefly stated are as follows:
On June 26, 1903, Thomas Evans, a
farmer residing II Hutchinson county
near ParkstOn, signed III order for a
threshing machine that he agreed to
purchase of the Minneapolis Threshing
Machine company. The price agreed
on in the order was $3.50. The day
after giving the order Mr.. Evans mailed
a letter to the company cancelling the
order on account of what he considered
misrepresentation on the part of the
representative of the company. The
company refused to pay my attention
to the countermand of the order II
shipped the machine to Parkston ac-
cording to the contract. Mr.. Evans re-
fused to accept the machine. The COM
pany then brought suit against Mr..
Evans in the circuit court of Hutch
inson county and after the trial had
proceeded to a certain point the at
torney for Mr.. Evans moved to have
the case dismissed. The attorney for
the threshing machine company with
drew the case, and Immediately COM
menced another action in the federal
court in Sioux Falls to foreclose a
vendors lien. The testimony was
some time ago when Judge Car
land took the case under Amusement.
Judge Garland now makes a decision
which relieves Mr.. Evans from all
liability, thus establishing the right of
an individual to cancel an order of this
character.
Since the machine was shipped to
Parkston wv years ago the company
has allowed it to stand out in the
weather with no protection, and al
Though the machine cOulG have hpen
sold twice during that time, the COM
pany made no effort to dispose of it.
The company now has a badly distig-
ured machine on its hands.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-07-20
SOUTH DAKOTAN
IN DOUBLE CRIME
Frank Woodbury. Shot and
Killed Mrs. Anton Dokken
at Brookings.
He THEN SUICIDEC
The Crime Is the Outcome Of an I'm.
usual Mixture of Affection Be
tween Members of Two
Families.


Brookings. S. D.. July 19.-lErank
Woodherrv sbot and ki11od or,s An+o,
- - a''' i'e 40 <Ni.o"
DoAhe ana tleh put d pulIet IN ms
own BODY, causing almost instant
death. The Jus of the crime is said
to have been the refusal Of Mrs. Dok.
ken 10 ar,,, woo1bnrr,.
tn La5
neie i'"u "eeI' more "F.ie58 IrlctloH
IN the Dokken family for some time
Mrs. Dokllen having commenced di-
vorco Droceedinrs apolnet hc,, h,gb,nd
supposcdlv WIN thr in+ort 10 800
7mondhm,,S. rI.ni t,'s'. :
"ooupsfFg' AiNef"aFd, IL Is SAID, the
proceedings were dropped. the wife de-
cl@ring her allegiance TO her husband,
but all ii time, It Is alleged, she had
been playing hot and old with
Woodbury.,
Mrs. Dok5cM went TO Watcrtown last
week in order, she said, to get away
from the young man, but it is known
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-07-20
MuRDER" SUSPECTED
OF A DAKOTA WIDOW
Was Forced to Marry Against
Her Will and Husband Died
Soon AfterWard.
RUMoRs OF FOUL PLAY
Husband Died in a Sort of Choking
Spell, So 1t Is Alleged, and the
Body Has Been Exhumed in
Hope of Learning Truth.

Yankton, S. D., July 14.-News
reaches here from the east end of
Gregory county of a possible murder
tina the county commissioners have
ordered the states attorney of that
county to investigate. 1t appears that
a young Russian-German girl was
forced into an unwelcome marriage by
her father. She married a young coun-
tryman by the name of Zilnblemann,
who after five weeks of married life
had a sudden choking spell after sup
per one evening and died. No physi-
clan was called and the young man
was buried without the cause Of death
being a~scertained. The body has now
been exhulned and experts will be
called upon to see if traces of poison
can be found. The dead ma was a
quiet person, while his wife was widely
different, and it was from her remarks
as to disliking her husband and dis
~parasing his character after his death
that the rumors of foul play We're
started and have at length led to the
recent investigation ordered.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-07-20
WORK ON BIG CANAL.
Government Irrigation Project Is Being
Rushed TO Completion.

Rushed TO Completion.
Belle Fourche, S. D., July 19.-Work
is progressing steadily on the irrigating
ditch at this place. Steam will be used
for pumping water to the various
engines, and also to pump out the
Golfer dam, which will be constructed
by placing two rows of sheet steel pill
ing the full length of the permanent
length. A large forty horsepower boiler
will be utilized to furnish the steam.
The dam above mentioned will feed
the inlet canal, which will be six and
a half miles in length, forty feet across
the bottom, fifty eight feet at the water
line. This inlet canal will carry the
flood waters to the main reservoir, to
be formed by a dam over 1000 feet in
length, 125 feet in height, 500 feet wide
at the base and 100 feet wide at the
top. Above the dan the water will
be ninety feet in depth n extend
back something over ten miles, varying
in width from nothing to three miles.
There is on the ground a seventy ton,
se~lf-propelling steam shovel, which has
been transported to the sixty foot cut
near the Giles ranch; also two large
elevator graders, propelled by power
full traction engines, and which are fol-
lowed by dozens of dump wagon which
receive hed dirt from the graders in the
same manner that wagons used to
gather the wheat heads from the old
Haines Illinois headers. There are
thirty-six two-horse slips, ten two
wheelers and thirty-six four-horse
buck"