Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-10
Pi-lineS and Pick-upS

fA-AluGS dIlW FIGM-WpS
What Loubet said when the bomb
burst; After you, my dear Alphonse!"
The Russian has no eladsome shout,
"Hurrah" IS not in his lexicon;
But then. he hath no need Of It,
So no great harm is really done.
It Is no sign that you belong to the
Sons Of the Revolution because your
daddy once ran a merry-go-round.
II Is declared that Dowle can write his
check for s70O0,OO0. Pooh, many of us
can do that. It's when It comes to cash
ing check of n good deal smaller sum
that one falls down.
In Chicago runaway auto mounted
the steps Of the city prison Instinct is
stronger than wisdom sometimes.
Let those who favor government own
ership Of railroads ponder on the pres
ent haughtiness of some Of the Pullman
porters, and reflect what they would be II
they were United States officials. Then
they'll change their minds.
OF course, all the BARRIERS line UP with
the Iowa physician who says boards on
doctors are unsanitary.
II, now, IN his specifications for knee
breeches and cooked hats for the Massa-
chusetts militia Gen. Miles had included
n certain brand Of $3.50 shoes, the gov
ernor certainly would have approved one
part of the plan.
Mlionaires have such trouble,
Giving millions to the poor;
Think I'll cease 10 chase the bubble
Not try to be Itch no more!
Better count you- milk A Boston sci.
enlist says It is dangerous II 1t contains
more than 100000 bacteria to the cubic
inch Remedy-waer It.
SPAIN to Russia Welcome, brother, to
the ranks of the wtzzers. know how It Is
| m self.
| It's the girl who is both a June grad.
and June bride who is cutting the wide
swath right now
Expert Dalrymplt from Glasgow, has
given Chicago SOM good advice anent
owning its street riilways. First own
your Streets" says he.
"If you'd succeed, go advertise"
1t is maxim lead with ease,
Yet war seems an exception to
Its rule-vide tie Japanese.
Would you call TOTO the Dewey Of Jas
pam or is Dewey nov to be regarded as
| ba Of Ctota
| Teacher-What Is a hammock?
Smart Alec-A sponholder at love
| feast.
| Probably there wen few workers in
the vineyard in biblicd times because so
many are working on the finished prod
| uct.
A friend indeed is he friend never in
need.
you're sweet enough to eat" he said,
And he devoured her with look
"Oh, no. the maiden air replied,
I'm smart enough tocook!''
Isn't 1t funny that in SINE parts of the
United States they haveto irrigate their
lands to raise leeks?
Man may have descendd from a mon
key; that we are not prpared to deny;
but we have plainly seei monkey de-
scend from a tree.
Charlie Schwab made hg hit with the
czar, navily speaking, butnot nearly SO
much as did one Togo.
| In this sad world our trotbles come
In pairs, unto our hurt;
| The hustle is announced, just now,
Along with the hoopskirl
man need not be marrow minded to
keep in the straight and Mrrow path;
but, alas, too many are.
solicitor for certain Magazine la
accused of. hypnotizing a woman. Prob
ably he had to in order to male her subs
scribe
Millinery workers are planning to go
on strike next fall. That doesi't worry
u.s. Will they only stay till ,fter the
Easter bonnet season is over?
When Japan proposes peace trms, 1t
will sound as if Tom Lawson did the
writing.
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