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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-01
nannllcr MARKET.

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NEW YORK. oct 3l.-FLOUR-Duil ana I'M
settled. Rye Flour-Qulet, Euekwncat fi I!t,,o
ISIrln buck wheat Firm. CorhHleai-'fi ~ w.
tRye--steady Barley Quiet. ,,Sl ,,.,I
4 Wtieat-Spot easy No. red, yonc. Epti i,
closed 7sdl,sc. net lower. Nay et7sc'i Dee''''
cornis- Spot steady: No 81 Optlons ~. WOE
oil 1rni at 4 net rise Of gaze January, ssaS:
May, 5enc; December 5ilsc, oaSs-''i'o' s's' ''
Beef-Quiet Iard--Easy; western sleannI'
s1.40 refined. quiet; Continent ST 40; teauv
Ss-s!eudy l1S On 81 se.spSi
RIO. uuct; No. I invoice, sh9Ssc.; mild, da a!j
ccrdova ya4412s.c. Futures ci9seu umG t -
u decline OF 6. lnns.' SuE 4Iha aA 9u,e'' rhr
refining csc, centrifugal, W n ;est' 49, ~
strong; state. September, fancy, 1850; Z, 90,
October, choice. lal4c. do, far 70 sood LEGO
exc; skins. fun g light 1o'sallc EssH--
strong and unchanged a, .,.o !.
peanuts-Quiet and nnSnahs I! y 20 9, ang
is y oyosis steady and nchangei cabbages
Steady and unchansed' reconnaissance anu
pt sss OIL Firm and modera teiy ttve,
Prime crude, bil M!Ils :s3 prime aass. sun y
brine Winter yellow, e9uoaise.} ;if gfEles
CHICAGO. Oct, 3l.-prosnective peace In
Russia was to-day the chief Influence Affect
Ing the wheat market here. As result Of
lie Pacific outlook prizes III The wheat mar
kcl had a downward tendency at the close tbs
May option was off 7sc December is down SIC;
corn shoWsa Es iG,7 G. 'se, oats are ot o
~. I. = 'iaadinf, fuIuraa ranxAd A IoloHat --n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-01
Miscellaneous Markets.

PETERSBURG rnANUT MARKET.
y (Reportsd by Rodgers. McCabs and Coz
y PETE RSBURu, VA. Oct. 3l.-PEASUTS--
Market weak at s0s'sc for fancy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-01
DRY Goods MARKET.

stock; machine picked. a,zc.: Smelling stock.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
+" WHITHER THOU G0EST"

recently elected governor only yesterday
placed a anrcls a
highly b. state
quiet that
umph-iust how much the public does not rcaiza
The devotion the intelligent helpnlnoas
fully appreciated except
OF her gentle influence
may governor elected multitude may
paud a n his triumph.
those loyal and devoted
played the political uf either
There peculiar quality up
which
the heipflaesz
preHnent hampcd By
convrutonalIty OF poIleA
There by which a may 60 about being a
her and. In stdsnt voice from the public
lnielizsniy nisres, herself public afas
poIten With gentle helpful vomany
sway become potent element In the affairs OF
or class the Washugtonbue cmulat-
lovabIc Martha who shared trials
evergreen
named
Mead inangurafod o part
played By yesterday
upon loyalty a
the victory Of whom Seattle
Albert z Mead and Mrs Samuel H. Piles typical
% the
nation Is jeopardy long
the holding
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
SENATOR PILES

splendid
achievement the fast that Gin
81 seattle supported hiu
maintained
neutrality.
the back candidate
opposed Afr. PILES
always a senator but
consistently endorse candidacy rleH brgaua
uuusuces behind promoting hts senatorial ambition
Piles candidate, the Great
Northern railroad Pacific various other
The sincerely believes that hriaed
corporate extremely
him "a uf this
suspend Judgment In
Jaeinr a the until
as under
admits his Olympia yesterday
knoviedsHg upon
the people 81 Washington. hausnh
be ready acknowledge the services
fulfilled
policies pres
oppose n
u BY corporate
Influences which Piles candidate him
gaaoss pretending
King candidate Hnantaiuea the position
tfaBy.
dear journalists rFandmothsr
for b the Incubus of perennial candidate blind
everything selfish au1bHioa. helpless
yesterday.
journalistic
vince him that he Is affairs Washington
campaign
hopes
his qualities
The oath Of ofnee the fourth DAY % March
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
EXIT FOSTER

Addison O.
the high private IN
the citizenship
electorate Of the
a
To be charitable Mr. Foster might be said he
best could % Washington Of
he has
during eleven be
remaining
official life
possible stayed Washing
neglected. every
the he might
his private lumber
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28

Yesterday paee
today to read the Led
&c morning.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
A WORD IRON JOSH WISE

Dbl %
THE LADY FROM LEseHL
49, .Hsstt.st s.s+.-.ssss...to
Dear Iady--Da The Egyptian py-
ramidH show mfeafrr engineering
than the modern ssyscrapata
gLADrA
Ask any Egyptian architect
KIND Lady NJ hair IL getting
thin or the temples. How can I rs-
store It 70 IT, pristine iuxurianosg
4 CONSTANT CoME-uN.
Ash any hair resiorsr.
Esteemed LADY What Is uisani
b the term. -sWHatinE prisoners
KNuwLEDgE SEEKER
AK any sweater.
Kind Lady Please give mo the
recipe for a highbam
A READER
Ask any Eagle.
Respected Lab What ia May IT.
sin going % 10 nest Myrtle
Ask aaY press zErui.
Dear +. from Give recipe
for frost bitten feet JEANNE
Ask any poker player.
Dear Lady Can You recommend
g0od insect pon DER
HoJsEKEEPEH
Ask any insect
Estsemed Lady have an arror-
dion that don't want % You think
l can sell Il 70 anybody
Muslcus
Ask anybody.
Maybe You can digest those un-
dizsstsd securities this Yrar
IL there. FOR buiEfnE bank accounts
That hangs his Head. an a that
The fairly rich, Ws pass hira by
We dare have mare for a that
For a that. an a that
The red -hot foasts an a. that.
The rank may be the Kuin~a's
The dough. the dough for a. that
what tho man trust may own
And squeeze thr world. an n
that.
or sit upon Ereenback throne
A mans a man for a. that
For a that. an a that.
TIE owns band. an q that.
or holds q. 8 senate seat
A mans uau for a that
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
STAR DUST ~


Weary While so. dear reader
tho price Of whisky viii not be
hammered down below 81 10. W. are
sure That much Il the government
tRS ON gallon
Jaultar IN q Chicago flat buildint
fired uu the furnace 20 diligently
that the ftr department 80 rail
I'd. lloNH this for "a humoflHliehca p
what hs. become ~ ths bornt
oDioO oh0des
A. 0ny rete. Gtasaaei has che OfsE
erark OF he TEXTURE platform
WOULDN'T TINS FREEZE vow
The ar ln the Atmosphere ycaier
day waa decidedly zoruiah. Law
rencehuFg tlndl Press.
US NATURAL HISTORY.
o.,,.sss.-....s ..ss'.'s.stss'.
Much brains the Worm wears meath
ItH hat.
And aafek 10 make ita aiil doth
turn
when eaflY birda SO 90 the bat
And WaruAeta not for breakfast
Spun.
Since March. 1900. there have
been gIII national banks organized.
Mfa. chadwick. please write.
tr ans thing wsHe lacking ta iiruz
ufy Ffaaaael aa hero. Il f. made
up n news That a. o. going Co be
aehiry I'D.
10 the street cars nuiN had aH
much faam Tor passengers as the
Water Wagon haa
WORD PROM JOSH WISE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28

There face strangely missing tho
Concentration o. l.. Wilson
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28

II some Of the people who owe "a
subscription money would only dig
up and meet their honest debts. we
would not have IN duck out OF our
Hanctum every time We soc col
lector headed our way. We have
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
Msn-wom EH--cHiLDRes

Weak Kidneys Cured Forssst.
II you have a palm or Gull achs h
the back II Is uuHalEtakzble en-
ceucs Of kidney trouble Il ia
warning 20 tell you trouble IL ahsst
unless you remedy the cause imms-
diAfely.
Lame back f. only one symptou q
kidney trouble. Other sympt1xs
are. being obliged 20 pass xzis
often during the day and 20 get %
many times during the night. m
ability 20 hold your urine. snArtins
or irritation. passing brick -tass
sediment IN the urine. catarrh o. IL
bladder. uric acid. constant had
ache. dizziness. sleeuiessness. nsrv.
business. irregular heart beziinE
rheumatism. bioatlnK. irritabtliiy.
wornost feeling. lack Of srnhiti1s
and saiiow eofnplexion-
Hoopcr's Parsley Kidney Pills are
proving 70 be the most won3sftA
cure ever gotten out for weak md
diseased kidneyE
British Pharnacal Co. Milwzuksz
Wis. distributors
Price 90 cents n hox
For naie by KENNEDY DRUG
CO. FIRST AVENUE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
WeHaVe aLOneLiSt

o. exceptionally good bargains IN
slightly used and second hand ~,
anos. Including KlmbAll. Hobart "
Gable Halist a Davis. Decker Bros.
everett. Newly & Evans. Weber
and various other makes. ranging
from tt9o. t1gT. tis5. $3.50. SIS and
up. All o. these instruments viii
be put in perfect condition. and
some % them are practically as
good as new. although all are priced
away below even these present val
cations
In second hand Organs we have
nearly every weli-known make az
prices ranging from $50 up
The matter OF terms can be ar
ranged on any % the above Pianos
and Organs 90 suit you.
Our line Of new ChlckerinE. kim
ball. Hobart NJ Cable. Pease and
The new scale D. s Johnston Co.
Pianos iH very complete. and u will
be a pleasure for us 10 have you
call aud look them over.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
When You Want

Anything in the talking machine
line. We have the largest assort-
ment IN the clty. Including Victor.
Edison and Columbia
Also = complete stock Of small
musical Instruments. strings and
trimmings.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
..tstttstttttttt+

The Ledger extends II con .
= ErhtulatlonH 10 Samuel II .
g piles. Heuator-els from the 4
. state 81 Washington. lie is a .
= man OF marked ability aud .
. abundant capacity 90 represent .
. this state cTedltahiy iu the up .
= per house OF the federal legis- .
. lhfure -Tacoma Ledger. .
Washington has had no blot .
. east IN tH eacufeheou - the .
q election OF Mr. Piles. Money .
e was conspicuous by its absence .
= AZ Olympia. Not even liquor .
. vas To be bad a. his headquar- .
. tern liz election was An hon .
q or 10 the state. and b. Il the .
= staio'a honor Is made clean and q
aafs -Post-lnteiiiEencer. .
a a a a a a 4 a a a a d 4 a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
$1,000 $500
FACTS ABOUT sAsTo DOMINGO.

isots miles
100000
Iauruase Spanish
PopuatIsa mixed - uhIs
ssHtal population 10000 Puerto
- santiago. kHaa. SANTANA is9a
government republican.
PRECEDENT according 10 the eani-
Congress. a house 81 e members
ufsad provinces and as maritime as
: state religion. Roman cathols
Muntfai schools. -. pupla asoa
= .
. Annual revenues. szao0.1a1
tabaeco coffee. tropical fruits
fine woods
> tlsz-lalaua discovered By Columbus q
= present iuHI 81 r~Fuuubles
q founded
. Bs- spain trans b French
= IsBi-Freaah driven out Lpuyertarr,
. Eransh ruseeupied
of sanin
Issr revolt suseesasa and governments united
= unae Of
=
. lx.t-sana Domingo r~uublir ssrarafsd Haiti =
republic President santna %
. sranllrIa
fsse-rresy rejected ~ the
. Afasrr Fuas
fssg-general Misses president.
. nsaa
soapresidsnt FiEusrp Juinas Yaaaus WIS On
= and
. president. Ramon Caceras-
. ts+...4E +#~E#s#
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28

Iaw DO you think aIn Die ulafIaH A. ia.
Second adjoining the stone Fisher Lane Auuers h.
you mink IT, be- bad all 80
right IN the shopping f,a Aso W.
realize he iu days While HIsapnz -
Of Tuesday might he will
ready business wednesday morning This going sgme -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28

The nrat thing father alu ask
you hhaaf De- your utHHuasta.a
~ be does II ten him feel able
% support you In the manner 90
Things don't always turn out the
way % seems they should Red
socks caused the death uf al Iowa
man and thousands wear red tioH
and atiIl live.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28
OHIO PAINLESS DENTISTS

Hours, 5 a. IN. 20 .. nv. Sundays.
$50 To I.
3o7h Pike ST. Corner Third Ave.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-01-28

1. Wilson vii probably 90 out way: 7 was
elected
Spokane TO
political county move
proude pre-
aunptuous ambition INTO fIsht
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
FACTS AND FANcIEs.
How tue New shirt Waists VIII Dis
port ThemseIves.

How the New shirt Waists VIII Dis
port Themselves.
The new shirt waist is known by the
cut Of its cuff and the turn Of its col
lar, and. unlike its prototype of several
seasons, it fits to perfection.
The main features of the new shirt
waist are short shoulder seams, the
lack of droop below the elbow and the
deep cuff when a cuff is used at al.
The more elaborate waists fasten In
the back with tiny pearl or linen but
tons caught with loops. The former
style of~tucking or plating the shirt
from shoulder to waist has been reviv-
ed, and. although there is no return
to arm seams in the advanced models,
the underarm seam is shaped to fit the
figure.
The sleeve is full, but with a trig and
trim fullness. The shoulder seam
slants a little toward the back instead
Of being straight.
Hand work is reserved this summer
for the lingerie shirt waist of sheer
handkerchief linen, which does not ad-
NIT Of many trips to the laundry. On
the heavier waists squares Of finely
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
The Efficacy of Prayer.

Mrs. Maud Hewe Elliott tells Of
a conversation that once took place
in a friends house in Boston in
which there were discussed certain
phenomena Of the mind. Some one
observed that it was a curious fact
that no man could do one thing and
think of another.
During the discussion a little girl
Of ten, the daughter of the host,
was listening attentively.
81 can do one thing and think of
another" she said.
"What is it?" asked her father.
"Well," she said, "it is very easy
for me to say the Lords Prayer and
think of almost anything else ]
want to. l do it every night. -
Harper's Weekly.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

"The market lsnU gIuJUeu, as II used
to be, with adulterations of every
description. A boy who once attend
ed a Sunday school picnic of mine
is a young man today, but if he were
a boy again and at another picnic l
don't believe he would make the
same remark he made before.
"In the course of that picnic of
long ago, you see, refreshments were
passed about. A young lady gave
the boy a piece of bread and butter,
and then she took out pot of jam.
"SWill you have some jam on
your bread, Johnny?' she asked him.
"He Winkled up his nose and an
swered:
"'Not me, miss. I work where
they make it.'"-San Antonio Ex-
press.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

for which 1t is designed it will make
the clearing away OF the snow a very,
simple matter.
1t is made with a sloping top and
double walls, so that the interior Is
hollow. divided up into several cham
bers, ~in combination with each other.
In operation these chambers are sup
piled with hot water. introduced at an
opening in the top. A lighted lamp is
placed inside the shovel below the slop.
ing top, maintaining the temperature
OF the hot water originally employed.
the water circulating through the vari-
GUS chambers and keeping the walls
hot. Rollers are mounted on the rear
portion Of the shovel, so that it may be
propelled easily. a handle being attach
ed for this purpose. In use the shovel
is advanced against the snow, and the
latter is pushed up on the top. whereby
It is melted. the water returning to
the pavement ANY snow sticking to
the sides is also melted. while the bot
tom. which is also heated. melts any
snow or ice on thespavement.
John A Wiedersbeim Of Philadelphia
is the patentee.-New Orleans Times
Democrat
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

embroidered linen is formed into deep
yokes, collars and cuffs, which are de-
tachable.
The pretty waist pictured is Of ori-
entail lace mounted over a white china
silk slip. An odd little touch is given
the bodice at the waist line by rows
OF shirring beginning on each side Of
the slightly 5loused front. A fan Of
plated lace falls over the short puifed
sleeves, and the square neck is out
lined with folds Of violet ribbon caught
at the corners with a jabot Of lace fas-
tened with cabochon buttons made Of
silk. These silk cabochons fasten the
crossed ribbon girdle and bands about
the sleeves. JUDIC CHOLLET.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
SPRING FooTeEAR.
Patent Leather with Cloth UDpers
Makes the Smart shoe.

Patent Leather with Cloth Uppers
Makes the Smart shoe.
The smart shoe of the season viii be
Of patent leather with snug fitting
broadcloth uppers. = These shoes have
high heels on the Cuban order and the
vamps are Of the softest leather, with
rounded toes When expense is not
40 be considered the uppers match the
gown material. But when the shoes
are bought ready made the usual col
ors for the uppers are black, white and
checked cloth.
These shoes are worn by children
as well as grownups. They are ex-
pensive, but give the foot trim, neat
appearance.
Spats are very much worn, but they
are not always made to fit the outline
OF the instep and heel
For smart occasions the patent leath-
er shoe has a cream colored cloth up
per fastened with small cream white
buttons.
Skirts will be fuller than ever about
the feet Every conceivable trick to
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
NOVEL SNOW SHOVEL.

Full OF Hot water, MeIts Ice and
snow on Pavement.
Winter means coasting for the young
sters and sleigh riding for the older
folks, but it also means the cleaning on
snow of the pavement This is one oE
the objections Of snow. but to make
the task as light as possible Phila-
delphian has invented the novel COM
bination snow shovel and mefter shown
here. If the device will do the work
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

intervals and run with three inch rib
bon Of soft make. The threaded rib
bon ties in a square rosette at one side
of the,yoke
1t is to be a light season, the fashion
votaries all say. White will be plen-
tifully besprinkied with light colors.
Some Of the strong shaded will not be
neglected. notably the wonderful new
red Paris is going wild over.
The dainty girls evening frock illus
trated is OF pink organdie The full
skirt has waved bands of crochet lace
The bodice and sleeves are trimmed in
similar fashion.
JUDO CHOLLET.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
GIRLS cHAMBRAY DRESS.

extend the width is being employed.
Around the hips they fit smooth.
The new silks are almost a trimming
in themselves with their small checks,
shadowy figures and beautifully shaded
stripes.
Tucks will be used on the new spring
gowns combined with lace and braid.
Embroidery will trim silk shirt waist
dresses. This season the embroideries
are exquisite, digniiied and original
enough to appear with credit on any
kind of gown.
The girls dress illustrated is of cham
bray. The full skirt IS trimmed with
rows of narrow white linan braid.
The odd collar on the blouse waist Is
of all over embroidery trimmed with
braid. The deep cuffs and chemisette
and narrow belt are of the same en-
broidery. JUDO CHOLLET.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
Excitement over a New Baby.

"When l was a student at the
University of Virginia" said Sur
geon General Rixey of the navy,
"there used to be an old man named
Tom Crabbe, who cleaned my boots
and ran my errands.
"Tom one morning came into my
room in an excited and gay mood.
"My daughter, sir he said, has
a little baby-a fine child-twelye
pounds in weight
when was it born? ? said 1.
This morning answered Tom.
Is it boy or girl?
"Do you know, SIR he said, Z
forgot in the excitement to find
out whether l was a grandfather
or a grandmother" - Washington
Times.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

tucked at the waistband. and finished
with two deep nuns tucks above puff
ing OF face, which likewise serves as a
heading for the extremely fun nounce.
which IS applied WITH shlrring. Deep
tucks appear above the hem; and boull-
lonne ribbon is applied In looped festoons
with excellent effect Tiny ruhles OF lace
are runfin between the last two tucks
giving billowy appearance to the skirt
hem.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
CHIC STYLES.
New Shades In Linen-sIeeves VIII
BE Tight Fitting.

New Shades In Lmen-sIeevea VIII
BE Tight Fitting.
In summer materials the many
shades of brown worn so successfully
during the winter appear with a new
beauty. Yellow, bun and tangerine are
also favorite shades I'm linen.
The new sleeves will fit more closely
at the elbow than those Of the winter.
They viii. however, be broad and full
ut the shoulder, but held down with
plaits or shirrings at the elbow. This
notion is not as graceful or becoming
as the flowing drapery at the elbow.
Still, it's the mode. and women will
gladly submit 70 the change.
Taffetas will take the place Of foulards
In the smart woman's summer ward
robe. Pin stripes are a popular pattern
on these new soft taffetas. but dots and
figures over a checked background and
shaded effects will still hold good.
a shirt waist Of turquoise blue taf-
feta made with IT round deep yoke is
very pretty when the yoke is slit at
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
CLEVER MQDEL IN cRErEDE CHINE

clever MODEL IN cREPEDE CHINE
mordre pink and ending in a rounded
point above the ceinture. The sleeve is
fashioned I'm similar manner the crepe
cut into bouillonned straps over a double
lace puff, and "a ruiiie of the same lace
making a finish below the elbow The
ceinture is boned TO the figure. high in
the back and observing a graceful slope
to a point in the front. The skirt is ma
nipulated in two sections. the upper one
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

The extreme Of a graceful bounantry
is observed in this simple afternoon
toilette of one-seam crepe de chine. The
double width of this weave makes It es-
pecially adapted to the newer modes, in
which width is essential and seams and
piecing to be deplored. The bodice is in
a, ,Lierre lace, with bretelle strappings Of
the crepe, each bretelle edged with a
bouillonne ribbon of the same shade or
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

lheless, there is a great deal of it.
Every insurance agent has some odd
and new story to relate.
Gone agent told me yesterday how
he had met that morning a friend in
a feeble condition, his face pallid,
his eyes dull and his figure shrunken.
"'What is the matter with you,
Herbert 2 the agent asked.
"1'm in luck Herbert answered.
My boy, I'm in great luck
" How SOP asked the agent.
(" why said the other, your COM
pany's medical examiner passed me
only two months ago, and now my
doctor tells me / have an incurable
disease. How is that for hck?"
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
The viIInRe neIIen.

The village bellies were wringing-
Pray do not turn the hose
Upon me when / tell you
They were wrlngjng out the clothes.
-Lippincott's Magazine.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
I A Natural aue.tion.

Jenkins - Poor Bjonesl It's Just
about a year now since he passed the
great divide.
Tompkins-Dead or divorced?-Judge.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
An Interpretntion.

"Dr. Bolus thought the patient was
doing as well as could be expected"
well, perhaps he was, considering
the doctor he had. brooklyn Life.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
Her Iden.

Maiden Aunt Csharply)-Of course I
doA't remember the civil war.
Little Gracie--I suppose you were
quite a litte girl then.-New York
Press.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
one Consolation.

The poor man has one happy thought
As he eats bread and water
AS long as he is poor no duke
VIII ever we'd his daughter
san FranciSco Examiner.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
Those Bills.

De style-Did the doctor give him
upg
Gunbusta-Yes. A collector Of bad
debts has him in charge now.-smart-
Set.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
CONDENSED STORIES.

An Insurance Policy Holders erear
Stroke Of Luck.
Insurance Commissioner r. F..
Folk Of Tennessee was talking the
other day about the humor Of the
insurance business, says the New
York Tribune
at is a CHASTITY humor," he said,
'because it hinges on death. Never
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
nenrrihInr IL.

A luxury is something that
Is very hard TO get
In fact. thing we cannot have
Without going into debt.
Philadelphia Press
Evening journal., 1905-04-05

The man who has time on his hands
should not bother some other man ia
lift It off for him.
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
An Exception.

About the soft and slushy street
My Genevieve now splashes-
To me she's ever trim and neat
Except IN those -galoshes.
-rl-.seland plain naalar
Evening journal., 1905-04-05
Pure Food.

Mayor Baum of Saginaw was talk
ing about pure food.
eve are getting pure food now,
thanks to good legislation" he said.