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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09

awkward situation. No man could hold
office as chief of police and at the same
time invite The votes Of the criminal
classes without compromising himself.
Even an extraordinary man could not
DO it and retain the respect Of his sub
ordinates or the confidence of the COM
munity; and Lynch has shown himself
about the commonest OF ordinary men.
Lynch knows that Salt Lake wants
no politics or politicians in the police
department, yet he hangs on like a
burr. He knows that he is sacrificing
the respect Of those citizens, who, not
knowing him. assumed he would not
retain an official position which. could
be used to advance his political for
tunes. Still he clings 20 his job.
Why?
Only one Of two answers is possible:
either he needs the salary of chief bad
~ or he hopes to get votes as chief
which he would not get on his merits
as candidate. His friends say he
does not need the salary, SO there is
but one conclusion, that he expects to
get more votes by retaining his power
in Office than he would get as an ordi-
nary citizen.
We submit that a man who has so
little regard for the decencies Of official
obligation in the police department
cannot safely be entrusted with the
much larger power which attaches to
the mayOraity; that Il man who would
subject himself to the suspicion of
using his police power for political ends
Is not the man to trust with power over
the police department. the fire depart
ment and ali the other large branches
Of municipal service.
Lastly and as a minor consideration,
a man who would retain a club that
he might use it against the friend who
has kept him IN Office, cannot safely
be given authority or power or respon-
sibiiity of any kind.
Lynch ought to be kicked out for in
gratitude if there were not a dozen
other reasons for depriving him Of his
star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09

times he is the American ambassador.
AS such ii is his plain duty to appoint
only Americans to work with him and
for him. There surely could be found
an American of sufficient tact and tai
ent to be private secretary to Mr.. Reid.
His appointment of the young lordling
is no compliment 10 his own country.
The fact that the boy is said to be a
favorite in society doubtless Influenced
his appointment. In that respect. and
in that respect only, can the appoint
ment be justified.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
SOME LEGAL FICTIONS.
Uses in Law-Emptnsss From Early practices

nounced upon him, but that's they way
II always appears to me.
John Jones, do you know of any
reason why the sentence Of this court
should not be. pronounced upon you?
eroaks the Judge, knowing, if he knows
anything, which Is sometimes gravely
in doubt, that nothing short of the COM
ing of Gabriel, could keep the sentence
back. More than enc poor deluded
sinner has taken it to mean something
and has tod a pitiful tale of wife and
children and Of mitigating circumstan-
ees, which have had no effect but to
delay the proceedings of the court.
That empty sentence, which a Judge
would as soon neglect as he would
neglect to draw his salary, came from
the old English procedure. There were
at the beginning Of its use about one
hundred crimes Punishable by death, If
conviction came IN the civil courts All
persons who could read or write had
the privilege of q change of venue to
the church courts, as / said above The
judges I'm those days always asked a
convicted prisoner if he knew of any
reason why the sentence of this court
should not be pronounced, to give him
the opportunity of declaring the privil-
edge Of the church.
When il came TO pass that every
body nearly could read or write. and
thus get their sentences from the
church courts, the civil judges obtained
repeal of the law making that pos
sihle. But the practice has chung to
legal procedure. IL means nothing
now.
a judge today knows the status of
the case from the evidence submitted
IN the trial, and he knows whether or
not the convicted man is deserving OF
a hard or light sentence. or none at
all. He takes it for granted if there
were any reason why he should not
have'been convicted it would have been
shown in the trial by the prisoners at
torneys. Often, it may be remarked
here, he knows that some of the req
sons shown were not So but let that
pass. 1t would sound queer, indeed.
If judge just before pronouncing SEN
tence upon convicted man should
start in and recite page Of the Koran,
but, take my word for it. 1t would
mean just as much as that DO you
know of any, etc.. The emptiness is.
however, repeated before sentence in
every court of every state i'm the union.
except where Roman law is the basis
OF the statutes rather than English
common law.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
The Modern Man.
london Trnth-l

tLOndOn TRUTH
The mechanical peril is a difficulty
which has not escaped the attention
of the present parliament The spe-
cial commission which was recently
appointed 10 inquire into the matter
has issued an interim report, and the
following evidence of one of the wit
nesses examined is of special interest:
G. Can you write? a, No; l use
a typewriter.
Q. Can you sing? A. No; l use a
photograph.
Q. Can you play any musical instru-
ment. \. MOL use a pianola.
.. Can you sew A. No; l use a
sewing machine.
.. Can you draw? A. No; l use a
kodak.
@. Can you walk? A. No: 1 use
bicycle, a motor-car, tranl-car, or a
train.
Q, Can you see? a. No; I use
glasses.
Q. Can you hear? A. No; use a
Q, Can you digest? A. No; I use
Q, Can you sleep? 4. No; I use
narcotics
Q. Can you form an independent
political literary. artistic or ordinary
opinion? A No; l belong to an or
ganized' political party and take my
opinions in this direction from the
Wifepuhers. As regards literature and
art, l receive my Impressions Of those
matters from the reviews in the news
papers, and in ordinary circumstances
L follow general public opinion.
.. Can you breathe? 4. No; use
artificial respiration.
From these answers it would appear
that the man of the immediate future
viii be entirely dependent upon me
chanical COnuivances, organizations
ana medical resources: that he will
only have emerged from one form of
slavery 10 enter into another which is
more absolute. Take away from the
man of 2005 his typewriter, phonograph.
pianola. kodak, bicycle, motor-car,
train sewing machine, sDectacles. di-
gestiyes, narcotics and newspapers and
he viii be an utterly helpless ceature,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
Sixty Years Experience of an Old
Nurse,

prescription OF one of the best female
physicians and nurses in the United
States. and has been used for sixty wears
with neyer-falling success by millions OF
mothers for their children. During the
process OF teething its value is incalcu-
liable. 1t relieves the child from pain.
cures diarrhoea, gripping in the bowels and
wind collie. By giving health to the child
It rests the mother. Price IS cents a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
| LYNCH.

Five days have passed since William
J. Lynch, chief of police by the grace Of
a Democratic mayor was nominated by
the Republican convention to run
against the man who appointed him.
In a way. The Herald has pointed che
way 70 Lynch's retirement from an
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
Might Name a Lid After Him.
lkansas CitY star.l

a street in Vienna has been named for
Theodore Roosevelt, but It is doubtful
whether Toxic. in its present frame Of
mind, will give him so much as an alley,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS.
And Table Of stay-Put olOqy.
New York Telegram.)

tNtH lOTk lelesfam.)
Mr. Andrew Carnegie has contributed TO
the endowment Of a chair of political
economy at an Ohio college I'm memory of
Senator Hanna. Endowment of d lounge
of standpatism and a four-post bedstead
OF let well enough alone is in contempla-
ton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
Makes Him say Foolish Things.

Chicago JournaLl
M. Ndtte says Russia and America are
the Siamese twins. Evidently Nj. White is
not used TO the kind Of champagne we get
in this country.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09

Professor Metcalf and Miss Pierce of
the PierpOnt school, 612-6l3 Templeton
building, invite interested friends to
visit class in oratOTy and physical
culture Wednesday evening, Oct. II. at
s o'clock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
Believes That Every Little Bit Helps.

New York Sum-
Vice President Fairbanks keeps on maxi
ing occasional addresses as cheerful as If
he were sure of the nomination for the
presidency in 1908
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09

ROYAL BREAD is the clean bread
made by clean method in a clean
bakery and every loaf bears the
CROWN LABEL. Ask your grocer
for IT,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
Time Table
IN EFFEg
JUNE |, 1905
I,T!s1I
~ stsIs
3.
ARRIVE.

No. EFrom Ogden. Chicago.
e CITY ahd s. bcn1 h9ois Kansas Sis n
N Butte sFa and s ogafR P9rtsnd $50 n
No mediate StsG Poin ogden and inter $50 an
No. 12-From ogden. Cache
points points, ... ana intermediate II:45am
No. 2-From Ogden. Chicago,
ST. Louis, Kansas city
FFa 3eI; Denver .'...... ana 1...! San E5p
San Saiii Fra Rssas Portland and 7:40
DEPART.
No. 5-For Ogden, Omaha,
GGRis' sGd 81 P' hSsT: Kansas. Kansas 7leam
No. For Ogden, Portland.
Rqiss ss9 b P599si.co and IN Isssau
No. 1-For Ogden, Omaha.
Snicago, Denver, Kansas
Si5si Go Louis and San LAO
G ley and 9Fasa ae' P6In Hsl 4G
No. 3-For ogden. Denver,
k kansas and fi GGies Omaha, St. EOS p u
No. 9-For Ogden. Cache VAL
ley, Butte Helena, Portland
nediat eFp points and inter lI:45
D. Z. BURLEY.
D. S. SPENCER.
City Ticket Office. 2O1 Main Street
Telephone $50
Note.-The train numbers shown above
are Oregon Short Line train numbers and
do 70. apply to the Southern Pacific west
Of Ogden, or the Union Pacific east
/ thereof.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09
Pure Food Laws

will not interfere with BURNETT"S VA
NlLLA. No board questions its purity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09

Card prizes a specially. Visit the
new china store. Davies & Co, so South
Main. Cut glass, Japanese goods,
brasses, glassware, etc. Dinner sets all
open stock
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-09

PERFECT DINING CAR SERVICE.
All trains except Nos. / 10 6. inclusive.
stop at intermediate points.
Ticket office, Dooly block. Phone 20j.
l. A. BENTON. G. a. 2. u.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Why is it, asks the Beaumont
Enterprise, tn at with cottou down
to six cents and beef on the hoof
down lower than it has been for a
long term of years that there is not
corresponding drop in the price
of cotton fabrics, and beef on the
block to consumers? The man who
wants loin steak for breakfast, or
a rump or rib roast for dinner the
price today is as high as it ever
was when beef on the hoof was
selling for nearly double what sells
at this time. The packing house
monopolists claim that they are
making less than two per cent of
their investments, but in the face
of the above facts it will be diff
cult to induce the people to accept
their statements as the truth.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25
1T IS SAID

That an assessment list, being a
paper of tax, is very pointed af.
fair and should be avoided when.
ever possible;
That sometimes young men who
escort their sWeethearts to the the
alter are known as footlights--they
60 out between acts.
That it is dangerous to strike
your fellow, manor anything else
but a match. A man was arrested
once for striking an attitude.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25
Just ask for what you want that's ALL
ERAMBERT g. KING,
Opportunity.

"What is its name2 asked Wis
itor when shown a statue with it's
face concealed and wings on its
feet.
''Opportunity," replied the
sculptor.
"Why is its face hidden?"
"Because men seldom recognize
it."
why has it wings on its feet?''
Because it is soon gone; and
once gone, cannot be overtaken."
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25
Fraud Exposed.

A few counterfeiters have lately been
making and trying to sell limitations of
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, and 9TH
er medicines, thereby defrauding the
public This is to warn you to beware
of such people, who seek to profit,
through stealing the reputation of rem
edies which have been successfully
curing disease, for over 80 years. A sure
protection, to you, is our name on the
wrapper. Look for it, on all DR.. Kings,
or Bucklen's remedies. as all others are
mere limitations. III. E. Bucklen & Co.,
Chicago, Ill.,, and Windsor, Canada.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Phe President and the seuate
are at loggerheads and there is no
possibility of reconciliation.
Both branches Of the treaty max
ing power, or the agreement max
ing power, have agreed to disa.
gree. The arbitration treaties, as
understood by President Roose-
welt and Secretary Hay would give
the president the power to con.
clude without the ratification of
the Senate, IA special agreement
with the contracting foreign pow
err" 1t was proposed that the Sen
ate should in these original treat.
les agree to the reference of certain
international disputes to the Court
of Arbitration at the Hague, and
leave it to the Executive to de
termine details. The Senate by a
majority of fifty to nine looks upon
this proposition as an entrench
ment upon its constitutional rights
1t looks upon all agreements with
foreign power as treaty to
which the declared assent of the
Senate is necessary. 1t was not
the object of the president to in.
fringe upon the right or power of
the Senate, but he wished to hast
en- the submission to arbitration OF
limited class of dispute and thus
relieve them of the'red tape which
always envelopes treaties. The
president with his characterize
strenuousness attempted short
cut and failed. The deliberative
Senate sthinks it unwise, unsafe,
undignified, unsenatorial to favor
strenuousness.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

A new trade mark law has been
enacted by the present Congress
and will become operative on
April the LIST, 1905. Under the
provisions of this law person who
has used trade mark in in.
terstate commerce can have the
same registered by complying with
the conditions of the law and pay.
ing government fee of ten dol.
lars, provided the same trade mark
has not been used on a similar
class of goods by another person,
firm or corporation. A trade mark
is really patent, emitting the
owner of the mark to its exclusive
use. Some trade marks are of
great value, and they are used
both in the United States and in
foreign countries for identifying
specialties which could not be
recognized without them. Trade
marks are or may be used with ev.
cry salable commody and for near
ly everything that can be thought
of in the mineral, vegetable and
animal kingdoms.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
incurable. For great many years doctors pro-
nounced it a local disease and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with
local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Sci.
ence has proven catarrh to be constitutional
disease and therefore requires constitutional
treatment. Hall Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only
constitutional cure on the market. 1t is taken
internally in doses from 10 drops to u teaspoon
full. 1t acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred
dollars for any case it fails to cure Send for
circulars and testimonials
Address: +. ]. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall s Family Pills for constipation.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

At the Presidents dinner in
"Little Hungary" the m emu in
cluded Kobanyi Moselbiumchen.
Valkenburg, Tarhonya Raposztas
retes and a liptoi. They don't
have these things where we board
but no doubt they are all right and
the president probably enjoyed
Them.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

But fourteen more days of con-
gress remain but no one need fear
that the appropriation bills will
not pass. The army; the navy. the
postal department, the Indians.
the pensioners and a hundren other
supply bills will be looked after by
congress. Uncle Sam needs a great
deal of money and taxation never
fails to fill his wallet.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

A New York man offers one
thousand dollars to charity if a
perfectly happy married man"
can can be found. He would have
been safe to have included bache-
lors and won en-. "Perfectly hap
Ply" people are rarer than thous-
and dollar checks.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Benjamin Franklin left $4,000
one hundred and fifteen years ago
to accumulate for the benefit of
artificers and craftsmen. The prin.
dpal now amounts to SAIL, 900.
The money making power is one
Of its most interesting abilities,
and one that prospective benefac.
tors should not lose sight of.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Additional evidence lnculpating
a United States Senator and two
members of congress from Oregon
in the land fraud cases is the SEN
sation of the day in Washington
If the grand jury keeps on with its
indictments there will have to be
some new elections in that state.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25
Good Manners

Depend much upon good health.
If the women of to-day lose in
comparison with the women of
Washington's day in the matter
Of fine manners, it may be in no
small part due to the fact that
most women suffer from wom-
anly diseases. 1t is very hard
to be polite and courteous, suave
of manner and smooth of speech,
when pain is thrusting Its darts
into the body.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton cures the womanly diseases
which make women nervous and
irritable. 1t establishes regular
ity, dries weakening drains, heals
inflammation and liberation and
cures female weakness. 1t cures
headache, backache, nervousness,
sleeplessness and other ills which
are the result of womanly disease.
cYou have my heartfelt thanks for
the kind advice you sent me-" writes
Mrs. Florence Archer, of Eason, Macon
Co., Tenn. uWords fail to express
what endured for about eight years
with female trouble. The awful pain
that l had to endure each month, no
tongue can express. These bearing
down pains, backache, headache, dis
tress in my stomach and sores in my
breast. cramp in limbs-they have all
left me and health has taken the place
of these distressing troubles. After
taking six bottles of DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription and using the local
treatment you advised I felt like a
new woman"
Or. Picrce's Pleasant PcNefa are
tho most desirable laxative for
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

All of the cabinet members have
sent in their designations to the
president. ..All will be reappointed
except Postmaster General Wynne,
who will be appoined consul gen.
aeral to London.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Caricaturists deluged Gov. Pen
nypacker of Pennsylvania with
original valentines on the 18th of
February. They were careful not
to sign their names or in any way
disclose their identity.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

1t is estimated that not lesz than
100000 were embezzled in the
United States during the year 1904
New York headed the list, with
California a close second and Penn
sylvania third,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

A Washington paper says that
the average congressman will go
with nothing to show for the
months spent here except his board
bill. Surely one may hope that he
will also take home the receipt
for it.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Representative Scudder has in
troduoed bill in congress provid.
ing for the determination of the
mosquito. The mosquito is not so
apt to keep man and his wife
awake these nights as the coal bills.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

When Mr. Nicholas of Russia
reads the Senate proceedings of
The last day or two, he will dout-
less be confirmed in his opposition
20 a congress.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Col. Bell of Texas who is arrang
ing the presidents trip in Texas,
has two bears, one named Theo-
a0re Roosevelt and the other Car.
ne Nation. They make strenuous
pair.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Country Life in America says
the piano is "a clumsy, ngly MONS
trosity-a Earring note in our
homes. ," Eighty six Earring notes
in most homes, most tired men find
il
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25
The Semi-Weekly News.

Thousands of its readers proclaim it the best
general newspaper in the world Its secret of
success is that it gives the farmer and his family
just what they want in the way of a family news
paper. 1t furnishes all the news of the world
twice II week. 1t has splendid page where the
farmers write their practical experiences on the
farm. 1t is like attending an immense farmers
institute. 1t has pages specially gotten up for
the boys and for the girls 1t gives the latest
market reports. In short it gives combina-
ton of news and instructive reading matter
that can be secured in no other way.
For 81. so cash in advance, We Will send
The Semi Weekly News and The
JIMPLECUTE. each for one year.
This means you will get a total of 1856 copies.
It's combination which can't be beat, and you
will secure your moneys worth many times
over Subscribe at once at The JUMP. Office.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

There is just one way to get the
railroad rate bills through congress
make them riders to the pension
bill. That bill always gets there.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

Can it be that the United States
Senate has taken Bryan at his
word when he said President
Roosevelt was q democrat.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

The authorities have offered
$4,000 reverb for Milton Andrews.
who is charged with the murder of
Mrs. Bessie Bouton on Cutler
Mountain, Colorado.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25
NJ, *. Be r.
EAST BOUND.

NJ, * Be r.
EAST BOUND.
No. 222, Mail and Express =. 1886 p. m.
No. 224, Night Express. 80. 400 a. m.
WEST BOUND.
No. 22l, Mail and Express. LOS p. m.
No. 223, Night Express. .....12:45 a. m.
M. P. O'CoNNoR, Local Agent.
Jefferson Texas.