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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
when You Lose Your Taste.

'When people lose their TASTE" said
a physician. they retain their old likes
and dslikes Just the same. Miss Smith,
for instance. can't tell slice of roast
beef from a fried onion. but she dis
liked onions before her taste went, and
therefore she won't eat them now.
People lose their taste through severe
Illnesses. and with the loss of taste the
loss OF smell nearly always goes; hence
queer, cruel practical jokes. | know a
woman without smell TO whom Il pint
of onion juice was sent In cologne
bottle She dc!ugcd herself with this
onion jlice ana appeared In crowded
heated ballroom.
ITO man without taste or smell all
rhecSes must be alike, yet old Brown
low won't touch llmhurger. He says 1t
would make him III, and probably il
would. II is very odd to hear these de-
ficicnt people pralsiug and condemning
food and drink. They do II. though.
They do 1t as heartily as you or l. /
Aavc seen old Brownlow send away IN
disgust II glass of white wine, claiming
IL was corked. while at the same time
he ate calmly an added ."-Balti-
more Herald.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Habeas CORPUS For Mrs. ROGERS.

Windsor, Vt, June 20,--It is report
ed here that writ of habeas corpus
In behalf of Mrs. Mary NJ Rogers
whose execution for the murder of he
husband is fixed for Friday next, hat
been granted at Brattleboro by Judg'
Wheeler of the United States distric
court. According TO the report the
prison officials will be required to pro
duce the woman In court here at
o'clock on Wednesday, as hours before
the time set for her execution. IT Il
said that the state will be required t
show cause why Mrs. Rogers is not Il
legally restrained OF her liberty.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
East Buffalo Live stock Market.

CATTLE-Best steers on sale. S5.3i
@5.65; fair to good butcher steers
S4.O00460; medium half-fat steers
$3.75Q425; common to fair heifers
$3.OO@SG0; good to choice heifers
s3.9O6440; good butcher bulls, s3.2i
@S75; choice to extra veals. s6.25d
$50; medium to good, $5.5O@6.OO.
SHEEP AND LAMBS - Choic,
spring lambs, S725QT75; yearlings
choice SG4O@G.G0; handy wethers
$5.0Od5.25; mixed sheep. s4.50Q5.OO
HOGS - Mixed packers grades
$5.G5@5.7O; medium hogs, s5.65Q5,70
pigs, light, s570@575.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

The ideal saddle horse is from fif.
teen to sixteen hands high. short back
cd and well coupled. 1t has thin. high
wlthcrs. long, well arched neck and
long. keen ear well set on the head
The tail should be set high Oh the
rump. and the rump itself should be
somewhat sloping The horse should
have bcss,les Hat. sincwy bones in its
legs and medium sized foot-COun-
try Life In America.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
MARKET REPORT.
New York provision Market.

New York June 10
WHEAT-No. . red, $1,000 1.06li
(. o. b. afoat; No. northern Duluth
S11Sb.
CORN - No. 2 corn, GOAc +. o. b
ailoat; No. yellow, G1&c,
OATS-Mixed oats, 2G to 81 lbs.
35G35isc; clipped white. 76 to Il
lbs, 3G1sQ4Oc.
HAY Shipping, GOQG2isc; goot
to choice, I'M qS2lsc
PORK - Mess, s1S37is Gl3.T5
family, per bbl., s1500615.50
BUTTER-Creamery, extra, 20R q
2O%c; common to extra. l7d20lsc
state dairy. common to extra, 15ia 9
2Oc.
CHEESE = State, full cream. small
choice. 9lac
EGGS state and Pennsylvania
20G21c.
POTATOES - Southern rose, pc
bbl.. 75c0$150; seconds, 50dG0c.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Coined In Dellnm.

The phrase ito sham Abraham" was
coined in Bellam, or Bethlehem hospi
tai, whore there was Mt one time an
Abraham ward. the inmates Of which
upon certain days were permitted tc
20 out as licensed bPggars on behalf
Of the hospital. These mendicant lu
natica we:e known rs abraham men,
and their success in invoking the pity
of the charitable was such that they
had many unlicensed imitators. who
when discovered. were said ito have
slammed Abraham"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
50 sure are we that Thompson's

So sure are we that Thompson's Ba
rosma will cure any disease of the kid
neys, liver and bladder, also backache,
sideache, lumbago, sciatic rheumatism,
dropsy, non-retention, palpitation of the
heart and nervousness that we will guar
antee it to do so. If after taking bottle
of Thompson's Barosma you are not per-
fectly satisfied with the results, return to
us tho bottle and we will refund your
money as cheerfully as we took it.
Thompson's Barosma SOC and SlOO. Ask
for free sample bottle. If
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Little Falls Cheese Market.

Utica, June 49,
Sales of cheese on the Little Falls
dairy market today were:
Large colored. lot of 1853 boxes al
9hc; large white, l lot of 100 boxes
at 92c; small colored, 10 lots of 1,00(
boxes at 9hc small colored, 16 lots
of 1900 boxes at SIC; small colored
10 lots of 1000 boxes at 9Ac; small
white lots of 16G boxes at 9lsci
small white, l2 lots Of 1920 boxes a
9kc small white, 8 lots of 750 boxes
at 9lkc; small white, lots of 32i
boxes at SIC; twins colored, G lots o
$50 boxes at 9lac; twins colored,
lots of 1926 boxes at 912c: twins col
ored, lots of AIS boxes at SIC
twius white, 90 lots Of 1900 boxes %
SIC; twins white, lots OF 275 boXe'
at SIC; twins white, C lots OF 81
boxes at 9Ac.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Buffalo Provision Market.

Buffalo, June ~.
WHEAT-No. / northern In store
$1.l5ls; No 2 Pacific red, s103.
CORN - No. corn, 59lsc t, o. b
afloat; No. yellow 60&c.
OATS - No. white, S5hc t. o. b
afloat. No. white, 34hc.
FLOUR - Fancy blended patent
per bbl. s6OOQG75; winter family
patent, $5.25Q6.00
BUTTER Creamery western, ex
ira. 2Ols02lc; state and Pennsylvania
creamery, zoe; dairy, choice t
fancy, lS01S12,
CHEESE - Fancy full cream, new
lie: good to choice. 109l0hc.
EGGS-Selected, fancy. lSc.
POTATOES-Per bu.. 22@25c.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
PnIIinR Oatrfch Fenfhers.

A man who runs an ostrich farm.
asked the other day as to the method
Of gathering the feathers, admitted
that they were pulled out Of the birds
once in every eight months. Was the
process painful?
''Well." he renlied about equal TO
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

-San-Cura Ointment is guaranteed to
relieve at once that itching, burning pain
and permanently cure eczema, tetter,
salt rheum, itching, bleeding or protrud-
ing piles, burns, cuts, bruises, old sores,
pimples, boils, carbuncles, chspped hands
chilbains, testers, insect bites and poison
ivy. San-Cura Ointment at druggists,
25c and SOC Ask for free sample. II
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Utica Dairy Market.

Utica, June 49,
Sales of cheese on the Utica dairy
market today We're:
Large white, IL lots of 1889 boxes
at SIC; large colored, q lots Of l.,
752 boxes at SIC; small white, 80 lots
OF $40 boxes at SIC; small colored
Q lots of 21G boxes at CSC; small col
pred, SO lots of 6,1S4 boxes at 91sc
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES packages oi
creamery sold at 21c
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

Low Rates TO Lewis n Clark Exposition
At Portland, also to Los Angeles and
San Francisco on certain dates during
May, June aud July. Our rates are
always the lowest. Call ON local
agent or address C. A Asterlin, ID.
p. A., S07 State St, Erie, Pa, 1851
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

pulling out your eyeteeth." y good
many ladies'. who wear ostrich feath-
crs do so in the belief that they are
thereby serving the cause of humanity.
As matter of fnct, they are encour-
aging the most cruel and barbarous
bird.-Sporting and Dramatic News.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
settlers, Rates vim Nickel Plate Roud.

Tickets to points in the south will
be sold on the first and third Tuesdays
OF each month at very low rates. For
full Information write or call on &. A.
Asterlin, d. p. A., S07 State street,
Erie, Pa. 17Snovlo
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Extremely Low Rates

To San Francisco, Los Angeles aud
Portland, via Nickel Plate, on certain
dates during May, June, July and
August. Ask local agent or address
c. A. Asterlin, D z. A., S07 State
Street, Erie, Pa 1851
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

-Thompson's Barosma is positive
cure for all diseases of the kidneys, liver
and bladder. SOC and 500. Ask for a
free sample bottle. If
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

TIomcscekers' Rates vim Nickel Plate Road
Round trip tickets sold on certain
dates to points in the south, south.
west, west and northwest at very low
rates. For full particulars write or
cal on C. A. Asterlin, ID. L. A.,
S07 State Street, Erie, Pa. 1898
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Chronic CnSc.

HAS your wife complained very
longY' asked the doctor.
ever since we were married" re
piled Meekly sadly.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
pIryn,ntes.

Mothei-Tommy. don't like TO have
you play with boys who are bad. Tom
my--But the good boys are no good,
ihamma.- Chicago News.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Buffalo Hay Market.

HAY - Choice, $1S.CO; No
s12.5O; no. .. $1,000; No. s, s90OQ
1000.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
DIR. KENNEL
Av0RITE
] REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.


DR.. David Konnedy's FAvORITE REM
EDN Is not disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable inere.
dients and does not heat or inflame the
blood but cools and purfes it. In ali cases
OF Kidney troubles, Liver complaints. Con-
stpation OF the Bowels, and tho delicate
derangements which afllict women, the ac-
n tion OF DIR. Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDf IS beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
IN letters to Dr.. Kennedy; and with a
WariAtn and fullness Of words which mere
business certificates never possess. 1t
makes no drunkards EXCUSES no crimes
breaks no hearts. In its coming there is
nope, and in its wines there is healing.
we challenge u trial and are confident Of
Ie Jne result. Your druggist has it. ONE
DOliLAR a Bottle, Beer in mind the
name and address: DR.. Dao,d KENNEDY,
Rondout, New York.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

Every Sunday parties of five or
more can obtain round trip tickets It
81 90 for each person to any point
within 100 miles of selling station.
Call on agent or address c. a. Aster'
lin, D. p. A, S07 State street, Erie,
Pa 570ju2S
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
PianOfOrte INSTRUCTION
F. C. TNGRAHAM,

Well known to the people Of this vicinity,
will devote one day in each week, Tues
day, to his class in lionesta, at Bovard's
Hall, where patrons can see him as to
terms, etc. 3nl
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

/ Delightful sunday Trip via the Nickel
Plate Road.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
WORLD OF WHITE
Come to the Great World of White
The Most Unique and Fascinating Merchandise
Display and Price Demonstration in the History
of White Goods Retailing in Oil City.

A simple sale of white goods and white wear in
Oil City is no novelty. You have seen them
over and over again, but this store believes in do
ing things diferently-to the same degree that it
has gained commanding position in the city for
the super style, the better quality, the more at
tractive coloring and design ofts merchandise
so shall the "World of White present you with
the most interesting display and the greatest in
trinsic white wear values you have ever seen.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21

A UDIToR'S STATEMENT of Tones
n Ia Township School Fund for year
ending June 5, 1905:
Wm. Nicols, Collector. DIR.
To amount of duplicate. e..........."..Sl,6 $50 81
To per cent. added on S4Q0.5O .,. 20 90
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-06-21
Store is a Vista of Snowy White.

We don't believe you have ever seen so attractive
display-or quite so great an array of tempting
values in high class goods. The muslin under
wear leads off with the choicest garments that the
best makers in America can give u.s. The sheer
wash fabrics follow closely with crisp white fab
RIGS that it is real pleasure to look at. The
linens fall in line with superb display of the
best brands that Britain, Germany, France or
Belgium send to these shores. The embroideries
in the daintiest of patterns, and showing OF
white waists and suits that is simply wonderful.
Remember, everything in white will be price
reduced during this great sale. If it's white you
may know that it's underpriced.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05
A Jaalo1Is Elenhant.

A large elephant, formerly the cen.
ter of attraction in certain Zoo, found
itself supplanted in public favor by
a new ARRIVAL young camel. This
camel was the latest acquisition, and
very naturally engaged the attention
of visitors.
The elephant for a long time show.
ed signs of dissatisfaction, and at last
his jealousy reached point where IL
must find expression. When the usual
crowd gathered about the camel the
elephant prepared for action. He filled
his trunk with water, and with de-
llberate aim discharged the water all
over the people who stood looking at
tie baby camel. .--.. s-..ss-.-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05
s-.e.s.,N.s>.y>s<e,.e.~

!
h The right OF municipal CORPORA Hon
which has q contract right to purchase
WaterWorks from one who undertakes
to construct and operate them, to sell
ana transfer 1t to a third person, IL
sustained In De Motto VS.. Valparaiso
Gnd.) So T. h. A. lit.
A municipal corporation IL held. In
BoWden vs. Kansas City ,Kan.), e6 L.
Il. A. 1s1, to be performing a minis
tertal public duty In maintaining a
fire station, and to be liable In dam
ages to an employe for personal inju-
ries sustained, resulting from neglect
on the part Of the corporation to fur
nish him reasonably safe place In
which to work.
A carrier which issues, In exchange
for bills of lading surrendered to it,
orders directing the delivery Of grain
J en- route to certain purchasers or the
consignee or his order on presentation
of the orders and stamps across the
face Of them g statement, signed by
Its agent, that cars win be delivered
on them the same as on the bills Of
lading taken up, Is held, in National
Newark Banking Company VS.. Della
! ware, L. & W. X. Co. N. ]. Err &
App, SO L. r. A. 695, to be thereby
charged with notice Of the rights of {
bank to which the orders are trans
ferred upon the Endorsement of thu
constgnee and to be liable to 1t in al
action for the conversion Of the grail
by delivering 1t to the purchasers IRON
the consignee upon the latter's writer
instructions without presentation O.
the orders.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05
a T,autaI,.ina River.

The suit Of Kansas against the
ditch owners Of Colorado, to prevent
them taking water out Of the upper
Arkansas river, had q round in Hutch
lnson when dispositions were taken be-
fore the United States commissioners
The State of Colorado conducted the
side of the ditch owners, and was rep
resented by four lawyers, while Kan
sas had but two. The Arkansas river
La hard to depend ON when 1t comes to
giving evidence on Its own hook. just
as the stream almost disappears and
the catfish have to go ashore 10 get @
drink and the Kansas attorneys think
their side Is proven, along comes a
flood and the Colorado folks rejoice
And then when the torrent IL raging
knocking out bridges and filling the
hearts, of the Denver attorneys wiu
10Y, the bottom drops out and it re
ouires a pump to prove that there il
such a stream aA the Arkansas at all
A year ago the Kansas side Of the case
was given by witnesses along the rdV
er. Now the Colorado people are haV
ing their inning. But the evidence
thus far given by the witnesses a
Garden City, Great Bend, Larned and
here, subpoenaed in behalf Of the Col
orado contention, Is against Colorado
and In favor Of the view Of tho cas-
taken by the Jayhawkers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05
POOR CURE FOR INSOMNIA.
One HAN SayS Reading of City Direct
org Excites Him Unduly.

One HAN SayS Reading of City Direct.
Org Excites Him Unduly.
"Tnsomnia? 2" said the man wearing
the medical vandyke. "Ah, my friend,
don't monkey with opiates or sleeping
drafts. Just take a copy Of the city
directory, start at A and before you
have read many pages you'll fall
asleep. Try it"
That's just what another fool told
me to d." retorted the man with the
dark circles under his eyes. "And l
tried it."
wasn't successful, ehT''
"Well, not by a jugful. Only last
night took a copy Of the city direc-
tory and started up and down the mo-
notonous array Of names. got through
the AS all right and was just getting
drowsy when I hit the B bunch"
"Well?"
Before long I came to the name J.
Herkimer Browne. Well, sir, that man
is my landlord and don't mind telling
you that am behind two months in
the rent. Do you think that jolt to my
memory was the slightest aid to slum'
Der, heyr
"But you persevered?'
81 did, sir; 1 kept right on like q
fantastic fool and that's why I am q
nervous wreck this morning"
Before long my optics were trail
ing down the D column and my heat
was YEARLY sinking back on the pill
low. Just then my eye lit on the
name, Davies, David H, M. D.
"Well, that happens to be the name
Of the medico who pulled me through
a bad case of the grip last winter.
! owe him $25 for medical attendance
Getting wiser, l skipped the E bunch
because knew it contained the names
Of a coal man and a grocer that hav'
been writing me dunning letters.
| with a sort of delirious determine
ton I started through the f depart
ment and In less than FIVE minutes
struck the name 'Firkins, ]. Fenimore
a gentleman who went bankrupt re
Gently and swindled me out Of a 10
of hard-earned money. OF course tina
recollection had a sweet soporific et
feet on my nerves, didn't IL.
! "But then you stopped reading"
"No, I kept right on and received
most crushing blow to my self-esteen
right In the G column, where / ough
20 have been at home. My name' sll
the name Of J. Archibald Gufkins, wa
NOT in the blame directory. Think 0
that, sir, think Of thatl And 1t will b
a whole year before can have 1t II
sertedl Cure for insomnia, tush!
!, Whereat the sleepless one stake
angrlly out of the car.-New York Sur
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05
lg Nation of ChauffeuT.s.

The French nation SO closely guards
her supremacy in the motor wcrld that
plans are being made so that every
French boy will be made familiar with
the operation and the principles in
volved in the construction of the auto
mobile, says the Philadelphia Record.
A course of instruction is being arrang.
ed for introduction into the public
schools. There are number Of techni-
cal schools where the details Of auto
mobile instructions are impaired To-
those who desire such knowledge.
1t is said that no city in the world
gives the same encouragement to au-
tomobiling as Paris. 1t has been de-
eided that all the public hospitals shall
be equipped with self-propelled ambu.
lances and a very speedy carlha been
ordered to be attached to the municipal
laboratory, where all the bombs found
on the streets Of that city shall be to.
ken for investigation and destruction.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05
A PIECE OF THE towns MIND.

:
About fifty years ago Justice VIII
liam T. Spear was a well-known law
yer IL Plymouth, Mass. He took g
deep interest in the affairs Of the
community, and his acquaintance with
parliamentary usage lifted him above
those who simply vote others into Of,
fee. AS nearly as might be, he was
the Clowns Mind" to use the large
phrase invented by the forefathers.
In this character Judge Spear never
failed to attend town meeting and
rarely failed to speak with force and
clear intention, but on one occasion he
faltered Unexpectedly in setting the
little state in motion. He rose In the
house of freedom with all his accus
toned dignity, and began with au
thority:
II am not here, Mr.. Moderator
He hesitated q moment, then begaI
again:
II am not here, sir"
Again he paused, and in the silencC
q young man In the assembly criet
out: 3D..
'"Ten US where you are, thenv'
Fifty years ago 1t was considered
indecorous for q young man to talk
an active part in the proceedings 0
the town meeting. He was there t.
vote-silently-and was expected t
restrain the speech Of his deep, atten
tive mind. No wonder, then, tina
Judge Spear turned upon the auda
cious speaker with mighty frown.
81 am not here, sir" he thundered
ito be barked at by every puppy tina
crawls into the town housev'
Then, turning to the moderator
Judge Spear proceeded as usual t
regulate the calendar Of the tow
year,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05
1900 8 -
PAYING InE PoSIAeE.
A~~&S = d y 70 d - @@s

4 \
Postage was always d sore point in
the old days. It might be either pre-
paid or collected on delivery, and nm
lucky recipients of long-winded epis-
Ties or other useless matter often had
a substantial grievance. The author
of "The Old Farmer and his Almanac"
gives a few of Mr.. Thomas frequent
hints to his contributors to pay the
postage on what they sent to him.
His first allusion to the matter was
In the Almanack for 1906, and ia app
nended to compliment which he pays
to a highly respected Quaker CORE
spondent:
"Friend R. D. is rendered the edi-
tors best thanks, for his several valu.
able communications, at the same time
golicits a continuance Of his CORE
spondence. The postage the editor
will ever be happy in paying, though
in some is great looser."
One of the s'loosing" cases appears
In 1909:
"A. R. Q. is thanked for his season.
able information. Though we would
remind him that his communications
come so coated up that we are obliged
to pay double postage on them, we
would advise him In future to leave OF
the wrapper or pay the postage"
Again in 1910: "E. w. and others
will be kind enough to pay postage on
answers to Riddles in future, or they
will not he noticedn
A little later: 90. 8. our Boston
querest, have no objection to his ask
ing questions every day in the year
provided he pays the postage"
e. F. in 1912 appears as q sinner
il against several principles: his "anec
dote is Of the coarser kind, and moi
capable of being polished without in
Turing the pith. His Meteorological
observations, If correctly taken, would
be useful. He will do well to remem
Der the postage in future"
By 1914 the postage nuisance seems
to have become tntolerable. 81. H
Jr." is informed that 1--WE conceive
his Questions to be unimportant, and
not worth the money we paid fol
them," and finally there is an emphatic
pronunciamento to the world at large
mo notice will in future be taken o.
any answers to queries unless pos
paid"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-05

The Lidgerwood, N. D., Broadaxe
4alIs Of a Dutchman who refused to
nav as cents fare to Hankinson. He
a+ated that before he would pay more
than rs cents he would get off and
wall. The conductor stopped his train
ana mt him of. The Dutchman ran
ahead of the engine and started to
walk. The engineer began to blow
tha whistle. The Dutchman said
"You can vissle all you want to,
WON'T come pack"