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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
In Jail for Sneezing.

AS one of the good, kind ladies was
walking along the tier after the
church was over, saying kind words
to the unfortunate sons Of Adam, she
stopped in front Of cell CO., on the
sixth floor
She said, my good. kind man, what
in the world ever put you in here?
He said. "Sneezing."
She said, my goodness! How in
the world could they put you in here
for sneezing?
He said, II woke the gentleman up"
Cook County Jail Journal.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
Last or the Mohicans.

When the days are cool and clear
the tuberculosis patients on North
Brother Island wrap themselves in the
blue blankets furnished by the city
and sit in the open air for sun bath.
A short time ago, says the New
York Sun, the health commissioner
conducted party Of peace delegates
to the island. They were from Eng
land, and had seen pictures Of the
North American Indian.
How interestingw remarked one
visitor, as the boat was about to land.
"See how peacefully they sit. Are they
the last Of the Mohicans"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
COW THAT INTERVIEWED.
Judy Was Cause of a Reconciliation
Between Man and Wife,

'uuI was muse OF reconciliation
Between Man and Wife.
Things may get dull in town after
the holidays" said a man who has
place in the country, according to the
Detroit Free Press, "but they never
get dull out where we live. We have
two colOred tenants on our little farm
fine workers, both of them-Doug-
lass and Eliza.
They were both divorced persons
when they were married-about a
year ago-and each had a cow.
Eliza's COW is named Rosey and Doug
lass calls his COW Judy. Christmas
day Douglass and Eliza had a quar-
rel about some small domestic mat
tiers, and the trouble has been going
on ever since.
THE other night when | went home
to dinner Bertha told me that Doug
lass and Eliza were still in a rage
with each other. 1t was a stormy
night, blowing great guns and snow
ing very hard. We were cozy by our
fire, however, and at 10 o'clock were
about to go to bed, when we heard a
commotion over at the farm cottage
Going to the side door, we saw that
the cottage door stood wide open,
Eliza's voice was heard, talking an
grily, and Douglass was talking back.
Before l could get my boots and over
coat on he came up to the porch, lead
ing Judy by rope.
What Is the matter, Douglass
and where are you goingT we asked
in the same breath.
'Liza's in a temper agin,' said
Douglass, an Use done furever wild
sich low-down niggah. Use takin'
my Judy an agoin' to my sons
house, three miles down tn road
I'VE tried to calm Douglass and
dissuade him from the long and
stormy trudge to his sons, but off he
went, poor Judy hobbling through the
snow behind him.
Long after midnight we were
aroused by the dogs barking, and on
looking from the window, saw man
ioundering through the snow, leading
poor, stumbling COW.
douglass stabbed Judy, and Eliza
hearing the noise, opened the cottage
door and Douglass went in. In the
morning all seemed serene about the
cottage, and when Eliza came up to
get breakfast we learned the facts in
the case.
Mis- Bertha said Eliza, to my
wife, don't you think dat when Doug
went all dat three mile in tn snow
wild pore Judy, down to his sons
house, dat triflin', no'-count darky
wouldn' let him in! Nom, he wouldli
an he wouldn' let him put pore
Judy in de stable, needer-no'm, h,
wouldn'! He said he warn't a-goin
ter mix up in de fight 'twixt Doug
an me. An pore Doug'-he couldn
keep dat good COW out in de deeI
snow all night. Nom, he couldn'
an so pore Doug, he come a-cropin
back home.
81 wuz powerful sorry fer por,
Doug-on'y boy he's got treatin' hin
dat away. l made Doug some no
coffee, an Doug, he made pore Jud.
a hot bran mash. 1t was a-goin OF
3 o'clock when we got to bed. Yes'm
it wuzr
Things have been quiet in tn,
farm cottage ever since this episode
and poor Judy's walk Of six miles OF
a snowy night seems to have achieve,
a permanent reconciliation"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
KS.

There was a maid whose name was KS
And she was always tempting rs;
She'd jilt a beau
The least bit slenu,
But now for beaux she has to wS.
This maiden dearly loved to skS,
But was of such enormous wS
That when she tripped
And slid and slipped
The ice was in an awful stS.
Chicago Chronicle.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

this offer which is made to get you to
test Salzer's Warranted Vegetable Seeds.
They will send you their big plant and
seed catalog, together with enough seed
to grow
1000 fine, solid Cabbages,
1900 rich, juicy Turnps,
1900 blanching, nutty Celery,
1900 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1000 splendid Onions,
1000 rare, luscious Radishes,
1000 gloriousB brilliant Flowers,
ALL FOR BUT 16o POSTAGE,
providing you will return this notice, and
if you will send them 20c in postage, they
will add to the above a package of ia.
nous Berliner Caulihower. [P. G. IL
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
Across the Footli0hts,

"Ha" exclaimed the stage heroine a.
the lime light was suddenly turned upon
the heavy villain, II have discovered
your secret at last. Your face betrays
you"
Explain your talk, woman" said the
villain, as he calmly lighted fresh
cigarette.
Your mug looks like japanese wal
map" she replied. $50 you evidently
shave yourself with a safety razor"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
A Con fusing Advertisement.

London editor has received from
Be, lin q printed notice of a new hair
dye, described in English. II de-
liver the hair dye from the fair to the
deepest dark" the Berlin man says.
Then. with a burst of candor, for
which he cannot be sufficiently COM
mended. he adds: 1T produces a ma
tural color and is thoroughly injuri-
ous."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

In letter dated January l, 1900,
Mr.. Atkinson says, after five years ex-
perience with PeIuna:
81 will ever continue to speak a good
word for Peruna. am sill cured of ca
h."-Iohn q. Atkinson, Independ"~-
Mo-, Box 272.
Mrs. ALA Schwandt, Sanborn, NyM1r.,
writes
81 have been troubled with rheumatism
and catarrh for twenty-five years. Cout>s
not sleep day or night. After having uses
Peruna can sleep and nothing bothers me
now. If ever am affected with any kind
of sickness, Peruna will be the medicine
shall use. Ny son was cured Of oatarrh Of
the larnyx by una."-Mrs. ALA SChwandt
When old age comes, catarrhal dis
eases come also. Systemic catarrh Is
almost universal in old people.
Address DR.. S. B. Hartman, Pre-
dent of The Hartman Sanitarium,
lumbus, Ohio, who will be pleased
give you the benefit 70 his medical ao
vice gatis.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
Millions of vegetables.

When the Editor read 10000 plants for
lec, he could hardly believe il, but upon
second reading finds that the John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis, than
whom there are no more reliable and ex-
tensive seed growers in the world. makes
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
Nobody Does,

81 assure you, I'm always willing
TO acknowledge my faults when l see
them"
That's all right, but I'll bet you
never acknowledge them when your
neighbor sees them. m.'-Philadelphia
Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
Hoods JdrSdpdrilla
and Pills

Forming in combination the Spring
Medicine par excellence, Of unequalled
strength in purifying the blood as
shown by unequelled, radical and per.
manent cures Of
Scrofula Salt Rheum
scald Head BoIIs, PImpIes
All Kinds Of Hunor Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning Rheumatism
Catarrh Dyspepsia, Eto
Accept no substitute, but be sure to
get Hoods, and get it today.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothin &
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

Nansen does not believe in modern
sport His motto is "Plenty Of bodily
exercise, but no sport"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

TITO Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
IIIO afterfi days Of Dr. Klne's Great Nerve
Restorer. Send for Free Sc trial bottle and treatise
DR.. X. II. Kline Ltd, 93l Arch St. Philadelphia Pa
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

Pleasantries are those sayings that
annoy other people.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

The early morning hath gold in itl
mouth.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

The certain way to be cheated Is to
fancy ones self more cunning than 9TH
srS-Charron.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
Spring Humors

Como to most people and cause many
troubles,-pimples, boils and other
eruptiOns, besides loss of appetite,
that tired feeling, fits of biliousness,
indigestion and headache.
The sooner one gets rid Of them the
better, and the way to get rid of them
and TO build up the system that has
suffered from them is to take
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

Itching Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT
MENT fails TO cure you in to II days. 6oc.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-03-31

Pisos Cure is remedy for coughs, cold!
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents
et druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
oddities of rnilorinr-

"a music poeketi' said the tailor
ooh, yes, for professional singers ]
often make music pockets They run
across the back Of the coat, as rule,
above the waist, and they hold, without
crushing, a half dozen songs.
"I have three or four detectives
among my patrons. and in their bust.
ness suits ] always put handcuff poek-
cts. These pockets are in tho sleeves
Their advantage is that the handouts
can be drawn forth without tho pris-
oner's seeing the action. When a ram
functions prisoner sees a detective =
hand go towards an ordinary pocket he
knows what is coming, and prepares
accordingly; but with my special poek.
ct the handeuff is on him before he
knows whore he is at.
cone Of my patrons has his trousers
lined from the knee down, with leath-
er. Do you know whyf Because
dog once Bit a large chunk out Of tho
calf Of his leg( and he woesn't want
to incur such loss again. Mime
apOlis Journal.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
CHILDREN CRY FOR
FLETOHER's oAsFoRIA
waahington County Hops.

And. Jack, one Of the successful
hop growers Of Farmington, was in the
city on Monday. He says that while
his hop crop will be lighter than last
year, the quality is fine. He viii com
menee picking September 4. james So
well, whose large yards are just east
of town, viii commence picking about
that time. He reports a shortage in
the crop, but the quality is the best he
has ever raised. The production in
the several districts Of this county is
estimated as follows; Hillsboro, 1000
bales; Forest Grove, 506i Laurel, 5OOj
Sherwood, 2OOOj Tualatin, 1000, making
a total for the country Of 5000 bales
Hillsboro Independent.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
HoW,a rITIs7

We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of eatarrh that can
not be cured by Halls CatArrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o
We, the undersigned, have known r
J. Cheney for the last 10 years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business and financially able 70 carry
out any obligations made by his Arm,
Walding, Kinnan 4 Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toleda, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken inter.
Hally, acting upon the blood and mu-
euOus surfaces Of tho system. Testi-
mOnials sent free. Price, Zoe per bot
tie. Sold by Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for con
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28

treaty by which we acquired the strip
Of territory between tho Gila river and
the present southern boundary Of Ari-
zona, tho North looked askance on all
territorial gains in that direction, fear
in ga slave empire that should include
Mexico and perhaps even the southern
continent. Few except those who want
ed to run a railroad through this terri
tory had any idea Of its value. No one
seemed to appreciate the consequences
of step by which, in emitting to buy
a strip Of land a few miles wide, we
threw away one Of the richest deltas
in the world, and gave to Mexico the
control of the mouth and ocean entrance
of a great river two thousand miles
of which were wholly within United
States territory. The omission Of the
fathers is now being visited upon their
children. Just above Yuma, the Unit
ed States reclamation service is build
ing a diversion dam which will carry
the waters of the Colorado upon the
fertile desert lands bordering the river
down 10 the Mexican boundary. There,
as far as this country is concerned, de-
velopment must stop, In the same
neighborhood, a private irrigation com
pany has taken out great canal, which
must travel through some fifty miles
of Mexican territory before it reaches
its destination in Southern California
a project inevitably embarrassed by the
complications of conflicting water
rights and boundary. Geographically
speaking, il is absurd that Mexico
should control the mouth Of the Colo
rado as that Great Britain should still
hold New York or New Orleans as
colony. Some day we may want tins
strip badly enough to buy it outright
But we shall have to pay dearly Tor
that which once we might have ae-
onuired almost for nOthing,-Collier s
for August 20, 1905.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28

states have yet larger output. There
is hardly a business in the Who'll,
country which would not be unfavora
bly, affected by a serious shortage in
packing-box material.
The growing. scarcity and consequent
high price Of most of the woods now
used in this industry make necessary
a search for other suitable woods and
for means Of regulating their supply,
in order that the future demand may
bo met and a reasonable profit be in
sured to the manufacturer without
overtaxing the consumer.
The study made by the Forest Ser
vice Of the Department of Agricul-
ture will include the question Of sup
ply and demand as regards woods now
used, the introduction Of other woods
as possible substitutes for the seareer
species, the demands Of the trade, the
physical and mechanical properties re-
quired in box and basket woods, and
the methods Of manufacturing them.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
OREGON IN THE LEAD.
Three Of Six Leading Marksmen at
Rife Shoot at Sea Girt Are
oregonians.

The military rifle tournament now
being held at Sea Girt, N. j., is show
ing the Oregon National Guard up in
fpe condition. The first days shooting
At targets brought out 657 riAemen, rep
resenting almost every state and every
organization in the regular army and
navy including the officers training
schools at West Point and Annapolis.
The leading six competitors named in
the dispatches include three Oregon Ma
aonal Guardsmen, a showing Of which
the state may well be proud. The six
named given special mention are;
Sergeant Gilbert, oregonj DIR. Houck,
Of ROseburg, Oregon; Lieutenant
Bowen, Iowa, 46 each. Sergeant Hird,
Iowa. Captain Lee, California, as each.
Corporal U. S. Rider, Of Salem, Ore
son, and Sergeant Agostini, Hawaii, A
each.
Each competitor fires 10 shots each
+" 200, 800, 500 and 600 yards, slow
hfe and a similar number at 200 and
3O rapid fre, and participants in two
skirmish runs
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
Valuation Of Improved sanitation.

In twenty years the general death
rate Of the city Of New York has De.
elinod 95 per cent, thanks TO improved
sanitation and the progress Of medical
surgical science and hygenie. The rates
for the principal diseases have declined
all the way from 10 TO 40 per cent. But
while this pleasant record has been
making, an entirely different kind Of
progress has been noticed in group Of
four diseases thht have assumed a
deadly character. These are, first,
acute respiratory Diseases; second, can
Ger; third diseases Of tho heart, aud
fourth, diseases Of tho kidneys. The in
crease In mortality from these causes
has been from 10 10 40 per cent. The
growth OF diseases Of the respiratory
organs in recent months has been 80
acute that a "pneumonia commission" "
has been appointed aud began holding
sessions early in the week in the Of.
Ace of the New York board Of health
to devise plans for lighting this plague.
Should IL bo established without doubt
that the cause IS bad air in street cars
and Office builcinGS, as some Of the men
Of medicine have sugg' sted Of late, tho
result will likely be some radical and
expensive reforms in ventilation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
An coin Iooks GOOD . Him.

Sam Jones has come out as friend
of John d. Rockefeller and would prob
ably put a roll of the "tainted" money
where it would do the most good, II
J d. would give him an opportunity
sam was preaching in the Century
Methodist church in st. Louis the othef
dav and when about to take up the
collection, said; "YOu little fellows
down in front with only 30 cents In
vour pockets couldn't build a railroad
or a steamboat or a telegraph line We
need rich men. The richest man we
have Is John d. Rockefeller Now !
don't lay all our ills to hoekefs'is''
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28

There are other men as bad as he
Where preached at a Chautauqua last
week the man who preceded me jump
ed on John d. He spoke Of tainted
money and then took up a collection for
his new church. A saloonkeeper put
in a hundred dollars My friend went
down from the pulpit and thanked the
saloonkeeper. would rather have
money made out of coal oil than fussle
oil. 1 admire Rockefeller. He is a
rascals, but he is paid for being ras'
cal. You little rascals down in front
with no money in your clothes have
been serving the devil all your lives
and boarding yourselves.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28

dIn our Almanac for many years past We
have given unusual advice to those atiiic'
ted with coughs, colds. throat or lung
troubles or consumption. We have toli
them if they did not receive any special
benefit after the use Of one 75-cent SIZE
bottle Of German Syrup, 70 consult theiI
doctor. give did not ask them or urge
them TO use a large number Of bottles, as
Is the case in the advertising OF many
other remedies. Our confidence IN Ger
man Syrup makes Il possible ioI US -
s;ys sncb sdvice owe know by the eX-
5erience Of over as years that one z5-cent
bottle Of German Syrup will speedily, re-
lieve or cure the worst coughs, colds
bronchial or lung teOubles-and that,
even in bad cases of consumption, one
large bottle Of German Syrup VIII NoIk
wonders. qNew trial bottles, 1o9'i iss'
ular size, 75c. At all druggists. "
Said in Salem by s. c. Stone.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
Building Proposals rnviteA.

Bids win be received at the Ofiieo OF
Pugh & Legg until p. m, September
], 1905, for the construction Of a one
story frame school building TO bo erect
ed in school district No. 81, Polk eOun-
ty Oregon.
Plans and specifications can be seen
at the architects Ofiee in Salem, Ore
gon.
The school board reserves the right
10 reject any and all bidA
s.26-6t PU0H 4 LEGG.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
Wood In Boxes.

The amount Of wood annually con
sumed in the United States for pack
ing boxes and baskets can not be given
in exact figures, but it is much greater
than is generally realized. The state
Of Michigan alone has forty-eight box
making establishments with an annual
product valued at $2,972,62l. Other
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
ROYAL GETS THE CONTRACT

WIN Build Bridge Across the Yamhnl
River.
o. y. Royal Son Of Salem win build
the bridge across the Yamhin river, on
the new Grand Ronde wagon road, for
s65T.sO. The contract was awarded thil
hTm at an adjourned session Of the
county eommissioners' court last Fri
day morning. Two other bids were 70
ceiyed for the work as followsi r. NJ
Gilbert Of Corvallis, t692j ]. B. Teal
Of Falls City, s00o-sO.--Polk County
Observer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
An Honest Confession.

She was a widow for the third time.
(Which Of your husbands do you
intend to associate with when you 90
10 heayeni" asked the inquisitiye
spinster.
"On tho level" answered the
widow, "I don't expect to hnd any Of
them there. ''--ChieagO News
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28
FANCY STOCK COLLARS

Pretty Stock Collars with beaded,
jeweled French knotted and stole ef.
feets. Prices range from SOC to $500
each. August Clearing Sale ........
HALF PRICE
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28

Uncle Sans Mistake.
When, in 1854, Mr.. Gadsden Of South
Valolina concluded with Santa Anna
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28

500 GLOVES
teal Lisle Milanaise and Silk Net
eloves-real s1.OO values in black,
mode pearl and greys, Exceptional
ofer during our August Clearing Sale
csc
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-08-28

Final Clearing Of Summer Shoes.
Greatest values shown in this city
in up.to-date footwear for men and
women-Price concessions are given
ON all summer stocks, including the
popular
TAN BOOTS AND oxFoRDs
FOR WOMEN
August Clearing Sale. Regular $3.50
values 49,. ........."$2.65
MEMS oXFoRDs
Without reserve, including Patent,
Velour, Vici, and Tans. Regular
$3.50 value, August Clearing Sale
$2.65
The daily tribune., 1905-07-21
One Dollar Saved Represents
Ten Dollars Earned.

The average man does not save to
exceed ten per cent of his earnings.
He must spend nine dollars in living
expenses for every dollar saved.
That being the case he cannot be too
careful about unnecessary expenses.
Very often few cents properly in
vested, like buying seeds for his gar
den, will save several dollars outlay
later on. 1t is the same in buying
Chamberlain Colic, Cholera ant
DiArrhoea Remedy. 1t costs but few
cents. and bottle of it in the hous'
often saves DOCTORS bill Of severa
dollars. For sale by all dealers.
mwf
The daily tribune., 1905-07-21
HOTEL ARRIVALS
FREMONT.

f. Martin. Cripple Greek; d. "
Sickma, Denver; Sam Pike, Chicago
". ]. Ganthorp. Denver; ]. R. Bel
cher. American W. T. Co.; ]. j
Cooper, Denver; T. j. Rice. Ober
lin; ]. A. Esds. Oberiln; ". d
Coxey and wife, New York; Chas
Hayes and wife, New York; r. F
Bernheim. Chicago; ]. Brandes, Chi
cago; D. Ackerma. Chicago; B. 8
Gibbs, N ew York.
The daily tribune., 1905-07-21

The Pueblo Chieftain daily morn
ing aud Tue Tribune evening" the
two only Too q month when paid at
this office in advance. tt
The daily tribune., 1905-07-21
Dr.. K. c. Sapero,

the Denver eye. ear. nose and throat
specialist, will again be in Florence.
1T the Jack block. July 20, 81 and 90.
The daily tribune., 1905-07-21
Bring in Your School Children.

To the Ja,x Block. Florence, where
DR.. Sapero. the we'll known eye, ear,
nose and throat specialist, will ex-
anime their eyes and yours free.
July 20, 81 and 90.