New-York tribune., 1905-11-01

We Will sell them at half price
sse hs ve 50d carsy re on the inside but
tirely neglected to clean the outside Her mistress
perhaps she was too timid to sit out Imagins the
fadys surprise when Bridget exclaimed; oure' os
eouldnt oaa Int look t,d in'-GThe Tatier.
A certain family living in Gera. Germany. and
the authorities OF the town are involved in curl
Gus struggle Fifteen years ago member OF the
family died and It was decided to engrave on Els
tombstone the words 1--WE shall never see you
again vet will always remember you This was
construed by the police and the ecclesiastical au-
thor,ties as an open denial OF the doctrine or the
Immortality of the soul and resurrection or the
body and they gaze orders to have the Woros
"never" and vet" plastered over with cement
For fifteen years the family attempted to have the
cement removed, and, falling. took the law INTO
their own hands. again exposing the onenolhs
words Again the town authorities plastered over
+he words at a cost of SS cents. and sent bill
for that sum 10 the family. The latter declined
to nav and are being sued.
Deduction-IAt'ry I.anrgan Creading)-He was
intelligent an hard workHs s mnet ba had one
O. dem dual personalities-tfuck'
The nostsl departments say Chicago is often and
horribly msspelied by foreigners. It is said that
the word has been spelled in lS dinerent ways
Hero are of the most puzzlins: Aizazo- Jap
,ago Hfpaho Jagiga Schecchacho, FIizago Cha
chcho and Shicahbzdo
rbers Is a great deal of talk in this world about
pursuing art for arts sake, but most OF those VINO
pursle art really do 1t for the doaTs saks airt
many yvet,ne o1 Within reaching
Journal jour si'''''N ~
An Indianapolis schoolmaster has learned some
thing of the peris Of proverbs for the youthlui
mind Now boys" he said, remember II Is the
carly bird that catches the worm" Next day a
lad with tear stained face sat in the classroom
! whats the matter. Tommy asked the teacher
"PIsase sir YOU said 1t the early bird that
got the worm
Yes
We'll father thrashed me!'
What for my boy?
""Cos sir 1 let canary out early this morn
ing and it never came back with the worm
IFI KNEW EVERYTHING.
If NJ fnsw Ire weSid eSfsysaas ba a b6rf ! fear
1 could not wait and speculate
a And md Ponder nH answers ANY more ready made.
And life would be too dull for me
Without the charm of chance
I could not read story then
Through which h,fs 1.-The ,Is Ii9n tbws4a s his guile
rd Tith know maRy as sn9iae 9fseGf from nnf the start
The same women do; a
Who. when they read a book, proceed
To scan it wrong end to-
In wooing 1 should know just what
,aa,,,d Her answsT sSsn wds alss 70 as tedious as
A aG4ST twice STid told tale to mo.
I could not ponder If she'd say. 49,
Yes yours through veal and Woe!"
Or with q sigh inform me. T.
Will be your sister. though
If knew everything-but. pshawt
7 don't what's the good
OF thinking so? But this L know,
I wouldn't If 1 could.
7 much prefer to live along.
Pleased puzzled and perplexed,
Mid hope and doubt to guess about
What's going to happen next
-{Nixon Waterman In Life.
A pennsvlvania woman who had to write paper
Hugo literary
facts from encvclopedas Having little space left
at the bottom of the last sheet. she hazarded a
thought oe her own: Whatever we and succeed
ing generations may think of Victor Hugo we must
agree on thing-that he wrote good Ensnsh.
Uncle Johnny goodness, Tommy you eat an
awful lot for such little fellow:
Tommy-I spect aren't so little as looks from
the outside-(Womans Home Companion