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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-06-07
lOIgOdO que aTln6 ono
en- IN eat9iIn, en-
Manati.
Jarala on d Casino ospa1OI.
EI GusTpO Do bOnbsroS Iangul-
doGI01dO.
lDe nssastro e0gregponsaZ }

JUNO 6. q smbra: Ssq6a ae NOS ha
dich0 un0 que no es de eats suelo, el
domingo pasRdo. aPm6la en an cafstfo
de ests poblaci6n, rompiendo vArios
muebles. que q siguiente die. psg6.
Id policfa estuv0 CoFrecta hRciendO
respetaF sus fuer0s.
Ell Caaino espGfl1l CeIebr6 una
sgradable jarana.
Vari0s j5Yenes tuvieron un dfa
de paaeO en- 10 ePIaya
= La aprecisble famiiia de don Pa.
dro q ZJrrilla. hR salidO para 81 Bitio de-.
nominad0 sTortuguero.9 Qae lag re-.
ffescRntes bfisas marinaa. G6AnIa sgra-
dabIea tan diOtinguidR famiIia.
Da nuevo hR vueIto & reCaer Ia
nina del senior ViIIamiI Pears.
81 cueFpo de bombsros estk lam
9uideCiendo.
Contin6an lOs Obreros Sanchez. y
Rodriguez, cristalizsndo el pensamien-
TO de dotar 4 ests soCiedad de an tren
finch e.
Don Arturo Quintaro. trasIadark
50 residences & Il hACienda eEspe.
rama
Una gentii ' guaps chicR, en- bre.
We so casar6. Nos aleGFamos.
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Ell Dr BaTbOsa dice
Que pU8de TecfiiicaT
en- eI aslntO.
.EI DT. del Vale afITma que no
d0b0 ataGaTSg ID lntogIldad de-
las GSmlIas poi una iDslg0l-
flGantG SQTla de eCOn0miaS,

=
elsa question del preaupuesto, Ia
hemCs discptido bsjo t0das sua faaes
pues nacs mucho tempo Be presents
aquf ese pr0blema. SiempVe que se
ha trstado de dar ana Interpretation
pe,jadicial & Las atribuciones de la
CSmarR. he votado ca contra. La ley
es bien clara y solo en- las Cueati0nes
de frRnquiCias. GO que Fes0GveTa ell
C0nsejo EjsCutiv0 cuyR rea0IuCi6n ser6
enviada Washington: peF0 en t0dos
los demss ssuntos q Camara de Puer-
to Rico es qui6n legisIa. y 81 los sen y
res del CnRsejo. 81 eRts OFgRnismo
qniere ensefIsr cumplir y 6 resDetar
d ley es el primer0 que ha de bSjar Is
cabeza y aCatarla.
SSi col am0s an tomo cuaIQuiera de
Las leyeG de Puerto Rico Usual es ID
que primeFo ae eneuentra, cuRl % que
Ocupa 81 primer pussso2 Pueg Il ley
de presupueutos. SQaien In votado
esa ley que tambi6n be sancionadO este
Conaejo2 Ii Camara. Pnes 81 noao-
trog yenimos pquf & cumplir la ley, si
para cumplirlH e8 que fanci0na este
alto CuerpO. que debs dar el eimplo:
no debe nadie que de 81 forme parte,
busCRr Ell medic de reirse de aQuellR
ley v buri6ndose de ella. no CumplirIa.
~ profundizRndo Ia question. ve-
mos que en- cRdG departamento hRy
uns pB g Adurfs. cRrgOs creados pOr E&
V0luntRd de lR C6mHrG y que ahoPa
FesuIta que es0s csrg0s Sc QuieFen quiz
tRr, pueG no es el emplead0 a. B
Rino los caT0os 10 que se hACe desRpa-
TeceT; sin teneF derech0 para clio. vic.
lando 10 ley. y pis0tAendO ell deFeCh0.
POr ESQ YotaE6 en- contra de tRl pro-
yeCt0.
eY aunque 20 no entiendo ICON
irOnfs) de esss Cosss que debsn exDf-
cAr los abogados que hRy aQuf. como
W ID h8 heChO ism bien ei sefl0r Her
mimic Diaz; me he ijado en este punto
y veo que h ley Foraker es terminan-
te: Que el Tesorero Culdar6 los csuda-
lea puestos su CustOdiR y pGgGqG 10
que Sc t1Gqe pOy Ia tey, nj mas Di me-
nos. Y no pateds pateS f0Gg65 eL IssO.
rer0 9G1G que no este ternaia1O1gtenae1gte
DTOV5st0 pOr Ia leg que es eI presnpa5es
to. y aQui FesuitA que Sc Van q hAoeE
pag0a, contra 10 que se disDone aquf
(tomR el libr0 de leges que tiene en- 90
mesa y 10 ensefis) hacienda una nueVa
ley sin derecho pArR clio. Y yR que
p0r suerte tenemOg squf 81 Hon. AT
toFney 70 no quierO que termine este
debate sin que 6l nos hsgR Dir Bu auto
riza1a opinion y le supllco nos ilustre,
msnlfest1ndu como entiende estR inn
portante question.
81 Sc hRCe neCasaYi0 que de una Vaz
Sc NOS olga ls verdsd, que eI pueblo
sepA 81 au dinero no puede ser admins
trado = maneiado por e.. 81 les cOntri-
buciones que psgs han de ser entrega-
dss d voluntsd y 81 cRpricho de
otros, si son in6tiles esos treinta y
cinco h9mbres que. repressntando al
pueblo Vianen seT los INTERPRETERS de
50 v0luntad y que Iesuitsn in6tiies.
pues no 80 respetan sus deciBiones.
ESQ es precise se nos diga claremente.
Qae Be sepa que lOg miles de dollars
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OfICIaa del Director de Sandal,
B8n8tiCsnGIa y Correction.
San Juan. p. RI

San Ju&ns L. IL
ProposiciOneB para ell suministro de
rsciOnea q los presos de u CRrCeI de
HumacaO:
Habiendo quedado siu efacto Il su-
bssta para el suministro de EaCiones
OrdinaEiss esDecialea los presses de
ID CarceI de HumacAo. Y h1bi6ndose
COL f acado IL gArantfa de $50 presents
dc por eI propOnente. Sc anunoia, de
nueVo ri p6bIico que desde est8 f5Cha
hasta ell 15 del corriente & les dipz de
la mhf1sns, se recibirsn en- d Oficina
del Director de SAnidad. Bsnefcancia
y CORRECTION prOpoaiciones bbj pliego
cerradO. para el BuministFo de las re-
feridaG raciones.
La Directive 90 reserVs ell derecho
de rechszar cuRlquiers 8 todas Its pro.
p0siCioneS en- benefsio del EatableCi-
mieDto penal,
Andr9s Cg'osGs. Director de S4nidad,
Bsnefcencia y CORRECTION.
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En- Lar { 5.
Fiesta religiosas FalIecimiento =
Sociedad industrial. Brugue-
ras.
(De maestro COsresponsoz. J

Junio 6 LIS novenas & la Virgen
Marie aiguieron en- este pueblo hasta
ell domingo cnatFOs en- que Be Celebr6
Ia festiVidad de la viVGen, con pToce-
sion, misa solemne, panegfricu. ofra-
cimiento de les flores y aalye. Mucha
concurrencia 6 todOs los actos. En- Il
misa primerG confesAron comuJga.
ron les hijAs de Marfa. heFmAnos del
Santfsimo Sacramento y muchos fieles.
En- la EScuela Dominica hemos
COntRdo mas de 187 Minis de ambos
sexos
HA falEecido en- esta poblaci6n la
p&rvula Rosario M6ndez y N6nez. biz
js de u apreCisda familia de los mis-
mos Rpellidoa.
Sc ha tornado ca este pueblo una
soCiedsd para instalar an vApor de pi.
lar cafe. Han dsdo VI principle & Ian
obras. In cnlle de Muf1oz meiorark
mucho por el movimiento que traer6
consjgo dichR fabrics.
He tornado p0sesi6n de ga cargo
de c0msndants de puest0 de policfa
insular el sefi9r BrugusrRs.
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0TO baI6d aROGIlo en-
Ia plaza.
So dice que oI sgrgs0T es IN
eafaFnlO.
Un superior orden6 Al cabo Cueyas
queNle oleiase en- libertad.

An0che no eAtuVler0n Aaa c0eas muy
aplOmo en lR plaza principal.
En- unO de los bRnCOs estRbAn senta-
dos vaFiOs j6VeDegs entire allcs lOa ge-
flores Curet ZsFalegui. hAblRnd0 de
aguntos psrtiOulares.
All ladO del b8nco. de pi6 y sin que
ellOa 10 hRbiesen notado, inf6rmase
que estaba otro, que ae dice ser de HUI
macaO y que TespOnde III nombFe de
CasimirO LlavEeg.
Afirmase que CuandO mas tranQuiIOs
eatAban loo indicados i6vene0, sinti6
ZNralegui algo que Ie rozahh ID cara. y
volvi6adOse, vic que ell LlavP6I le tirs-
bR DOR gegunda vez con una CuchilIa.
aeg6n manifestaciones del sgFedido 6
Ia poIicia.
En- aQueIloa mOmentOs pRsabR eI Ca.
bo Befl9r Cuevss. quien hizo ID de.
nunciR ZAralegui el CuaI pEesentabR
dos insignifcantes heFidag. una en- lR
cara y ORA en- una oFejB.
El CabO Cuevas detuvO LlsVP6g.
hall6ndole un Cortaplumas OrdinaFio.
de cabo negro , tamafl 10 regular, ca los
b.l,illos.
Sc informa que 81 citado csbo trAt6
de 1nduciF & LlAYres Al dep6sito mu-
nicipal. dejindole en- IibaFtAd 81 inten-
tarlo. por orden de un superior.
Decfase por b plaza que ell joven
sgresor no estAba muy bien de sas fa.
cultsdea mentsleS que no hRce muCho
tuvO un ancuentro tir0 linpiO con an
guardia de penales, ComDafiero suyo,
por Cuya causa fuefOn decIarsdos ce-
santes ambos, Sin que Sc atendiese 81
jasto aIegato que hicieFa 81 agredido.
que sessegurR foe Ell provocAdo y que
no hizo mis- que defenderae.
Si ID versi6n esa resultaFa tel como
d opinion p6blics 10 Comenta. debierR
disponerse Ia revision de eae pr0ceso.
Por otra paFte. no nos explicamos
como aDoChe pudO dejsrse en ibeFtad
una persona que here otrs y Sc Ie
encuentrR Ell arma con que ggredi6, en-
81 bOlsilIo.
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10 DE Las PAGAD1RIAS

nua IA eyaaEan an .lsoo;nnan nl1a foflna
loa II ana- ono 81. y. S,s eeSta
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~ s As5 ~ 800 80 go
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p@Ea as ~ b .s;issa sas ! 5ss -
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as g = 49, ors ",,.rs =
S..sss s = ~. . - :.
s.ss.' y ~ Z = 3, ~ ~ 4Ss0
80 J. II q -. ~ es.s, lss0.
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sSllu ~ luele g Pa.lAes uo
ls1llll5 ouenOs et1pls1oOs' y. Aansue Val'
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Ire CG90 e sen9E E1e!ll?lo Dlaz
aS se sl.s1S 80 ~ s.e,3;e eno'aT ~
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- a ne. 49,
49, -v i, - 81 ~ " e,os - q, 80 y os.-s -,
tcrce. ST, f.1o, ~ fcncc AZ - no
$500 1890, enc A. ror snra s;sro crsvandc - -
nns nav vioisei6n de Il Iev "a oSesnioe 3 mn i,
atantsd0 { "A voVnnts5 i de Yuaatras az.
naIar. faniay1do Ear rlel1ar "A eoneian.
oio nr7a v0ta1eFa, az N0nkra
"a IS oc,,ep,,s; a 81. l, ,,o,.o,...;s,, al
Ds g7S 1900 -, sf,.r 81 -s. 7e,,as;
IN al Wi VsIls 80 ~ 9s-s.01 a 1890 ~ ~
ccv, a cslroc = sar,,u.S -
heoa no0 1e Is neIahrS en hravsr mo-
,1,'.r, roan4oe 90 = = : =
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ssor M ssorsr - ~ tst NJ 9soG sro;c,c~ 80
,rso.a conoo a ogro;n;o Mac bsn IGa.
1sglc Is a-Sa-t;sn 81 ..,-ta As = 49, ,,nes
~, er.e ,eo,, Il o;So 49,
sentsS ~ ~ rovseto % = - = -N-S 80
3>.-T-I--@. 80 u. - .l<-.. s-sS Ss'sa i.
~ " gsssE ~. ~ He aGusl0U sn 0n
sooo ~ .es SnlAs.1Acaanes neCnss
e AZ al.S SS. 4.sa 49, 49,
so qas 81. aogsl1Is ssaa SaSAL souoS ~ Ialua'
~ - J. oall4;. 49, " suGs..
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Hotel l'San joan. /"
Ca!!s Do Tstaan nun. q. San Jusn. Pr.

Ests situado entire S1n Jnsto y Tan.
O.. Tiene balloon & Tetu6n y Marina.
El comedOr mug ffesco Y c6m0dO eStS
pr6ximo 81 balc6n de Ia Marina de
donde se domina la bRhfs OfreCiendo al
paasierO IN panorsma esp'e adidO. Ia
btaciOnss espacosas, claras ' frsssas. SsHieio
ssmsradO haio compstents direction. El Hotel
eSan JuRn0 slene Bgentes que van & los
ferF0carFiles y vapores. y ID con6anzk
en- ellOs depositRda ser6 Qarantizada
pOF el duefi9 del hotel. PreCios m6di-
COS. Sc admiten Abonadoa & precios
COL venCion lies. -Pf PfopietariG RGfat
Mse5ss.
Nots. .-Ests caas tiene & 50 dispoai-
ci6n una magDffisa empress de Coches.
Tei6fOnR no 29O. 15R.
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Un garrotazo anochD en- Ia plaza.
cr1neo al parecer de can.

Craneo al parecer de guaYacan.
Otro incidenta de los ocurridos ano.
che en- ID plazS. Dos muchRchOs. aI
parecer limpiab0tas. trab6ronse en dis
puta por un CentavO que fAlt6le uno.
CunndO en- grata Compsf1fs son OtFoa
uisCurFfan por los RlrededoFeS de ID
plazR.
El mas chico de ellos con an peQue-
no palo que en- d manO tenia di6 an
faerte garrotazo & su increpadoF. QR-
rrotaz0 que se oy6 gran distsnCia.
produciendO an Fuido Rsf como si se
estFellase an COCO seCo sobre el ado-
qufo. dispar6ndose luego el muchRcho
como una exhalaCi6n, hastR perderse
gu rastro por Is calle de la Cruz.
SegurRmente. eI craneO del sgTedido
debi6 ser de RuayacSn, pues no de
Otra maneFa se explicR que no se le
Fompiera en dos parties.
Hasta 81 dis 80 del corrisnte, Sc
aaegura. que preatar6 So servicio en- ell
departamento de obras p6biicas. don
Pedro Fern6nde2.
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En- ssta imprenta be vande papaE de
n@-ssslsa@ --s@i@ 20 40 es.-s~~G@V
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Total.
REGRESO.

He regressdo & Ssbans Grsnde Ell
jlvan don j Joa6 r Glztambide Busig6
que se encontrabA hRce alg6a tempo
ca esta ciudad.
Obadece Ga regreso6 haIIarse aEQo
indiapuesto de sRlud.
su1 amigos sienten Is auBencia del
e.tlmAble Joven. D5seamOsle buen
visje y que ICgre pronto Fecuperar Is
sSlud.
49, - - - - - - ;.
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En- eI CuarteI general de Il poIicf
ee han reCibido 200 uolicitudes pidien
do ipgres0 en- ID policfa insular.
So encuentrR en esta ciudad el ca.
Ditsn Francisco Cabrera, deAtaCadO er
Arecibo.
Ell sub.mRFshAl de Ia COEte muni-
cipRI de HUNS 10 ha solicitado auxiliu
de ID policia para conduciF Vario0 pre-.
Gos desde NpguGbo HumScaO pars
juiciog que han de celebrarse ca
Ruuell0 C9rte,
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EmbeIIgcimiento de Ia
Ciudad.
GoltsrenGIa con 81 gobsrnad9f,

Esta manana previa invitaci6n
del gobernador Winthrop, celebra-
ron una detenida conferencia con
la dicha prim ara autoridad, 81 aIcal-
de de la cludad, Sr. Roberto III Todd
y ell ingeniero don Juan B Ro-
driguez.
La entrevista fuG excIusivamente
con ell obieto de cambiar imp,esio-
nes acerca de los medios habiles
que puedan utilizaFse para ell en-
bellecimiento de ia ciudad.
Sc emitieron ideas gen neraIes y
del asunto SO hara un detenidO es-
tudio que sera discutido y enmen-
dado oportunaments fin de que
pueda llevarse al terreno de la prac-
tica en- el mas breve plazo possible.
Han salido para Espana via
New York, los seflores don Eduar-
do j. y don Enrique Cor zalez Ro-
dFfguez. quadaudo al frente de sus
negocios 8quf, don Gregorio Roarf-
guez, de este comercio.
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SsuleiO ID POIIels,

DurAnte el mes de Mayo IL pOIicf /
inaular ha prestadO les iguienteg SER
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de CALI Soa los m6cos deaa no5re de- Eusn De Ace
De Nenta as Iamaas 81 toas parties de Fegto co
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ST., Juan Braschi. Director INFERNO.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25
Boilers Were safe.

Washington. Aug. 22.-secretary
Bonaparte to-day received, and as soon
as he had himself read 1t, made. public
the findings of the court of inquiry
which investigated the explosion Of
the gunboat Bennington at San Diego,
California, July 21st. The findings
were complete surprise, for they at
once set at rest the stories that had
been circulated to the effect that the
Bennington's boilers and perhaps those
of other naval vessels of the same age
were defective. AS a matter Of fact,
the court found the explosion resulted
from the closing of valve which con-
nected the exploded boiler with its
steam gauge. SO that the pressure on
the boiler may have been several hum
dred pounds to the square inch when
the accident occurred.
The officers and men who were re-
sponsible. in the opinion of the court,
are pointed out and courtmartial pro-
ceeGings suggested in the case of the
only one of them surviving, Ensign
Charles T. Wade
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25
Ga. In eunnl.on TunneI.

Denver, Aug. ga Republican spe-
cial from Montrose last night says:
The oil excitement has been at fever
heat during the last two days here.
Saturday night every livery or other
rig that could be secured was In SER
vice and people worked all night stalk
ing lands below the Gunnison tunnel
in which natural gas was struck Sat
urday afternoon. To-day people were
still making locations and 1t is con-
servatively estimated that fully 10000
acres of land have been located.
The government officers are putting
in an eighteen-inch pipe to remove the
gas from the shaft, where work had to
be stopped until safety lamps arrived.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25
sALT RHEUM ON HANDS.
Suffered Agony and Had to Wear
eandases All She TIme-Anothsr
Cure by cutieura.

Another cure by Cuticura is told Of
by Mrs. Caroline Cable. OF waupaca,
Wis. in the following grateful let.
ter: MY husband suffered agony
salt rhcum on his hands. and had
to keep them bandnged all tho time.
We tried everything we could get, but
nothing helped him until he used Cuti.
cura. One set Of Cuucura Soap. oint-
ment. and Pills cured him entirely.
and his hands have been as smooth
as possible ever since. do hope this
letter will bo the means OF helping
some other sufferer"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25
DEFENSE OF GIRLS SCHOOL.
ey Members Of state Board Of chasi.
ties and Correction.

Denver. Colo. Aug. ::.-Just after
tho State Humane Society started itn
investigation into tho conduct Of az.
fairs Mt the State Industrial School for
Girls the State Board OF Charities and
Correction. under whose supervision
shc school is run. visited the institu.
tion and reported to tho governor MS
to Its condition. After the report of
the Humane society. which 80 severely
criticised the entire management. wns
made public. the Board OF Charities
and Correction held n meeting. which
lasted until midnight. and at It's close
made public their statement to the
governor.
The stat '-'cnt among other things
says: IT board has Just made a
careful investigation and has found
that the charges nrc groundlcss. The
Inmates have been punished In man.
ner necessary to preserve discipline In
the school. We do not believe single
case Of wan;on cruelty or undue pun.
ishmcnt can be cited. Unless n certain
corrective discipline Is maintained IL
would be impossible to keep the school
In existence single hour. Inmates
have been punished for violating the
rules OF the institution. Girls have
been locked In cells because II was
found necessary. In most cases tho
failure to do so would have resulted
in destruction and the total loss OF dis.
ciplIne."
The report finds that many Of the
difficulties OF the school are brought
about because OF the lack of funds
necessary with which to carry on the
work. In conclusion the report recon-
mends:
First. the segregation OF the inmates
into buildings according to their moral
character.
Second. that the experiment OF farm,
ing be abandoned. as It necessitates
the employment OF men and imposes
an unnecessary tax upon the superin-
tendent.
Third. that the inmates be employed
only in the handicraft OF women as
sewing. cooking, laundering. etc.. and
in acquiring an English education.
Governor Mcdonald is said to have
stated that he was wholly in accord
with all Of the provisions Of this re-
port.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Enc editor OF the Atlanta Journal is
In carnes, In his efforts to reform the
Georgia legislature. Hc has begun the
task OF whipping the members. seri.
atm.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

The fact that an insurance official
has been discharged for talking too
much will be likely to meet hearty ap-
proval from people who. after saying
no, are robbed Of valuable time and
deprived OF patience by insistept solic-
itrys.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Reginald Vanderbilt has become
captain of the Newport polo team.
How proud the old commodore would
be now II he could behold his illus.
trious descendant
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Tho illustrious governor OF Pcnnsyl.
vania says Quay was n greater states.
man than either Webster or Clay"
This ought to hold the country for
awhile.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

A flying machine projected by a
gasoline engine is the device Of a Chi
eago man who promises to make
Washington from Chicago in ten
hours. While he stays up those be-
low can avoid the smell.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

A London cnbman has invented IN
automobile that can be drawn by n
horse. What the world wants is an
automobile that never has to be drawn
by horse.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

A Buffalo woman recently got mar
ried to her second husband on the day
of his predecessors. funeral. She
must have been determined to be the
central figure on gala occasion for
-ance in her life.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Tom Lawson warns young men that
as business proposition speculation
is as bad as playing the races. There
are times when Tom as guide. phil
osopher and friend is simply great.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Pierpont Morgan already has the
walls of one room covered with pic
lures "valued at $4,000 square foot" 7"
but he is always ready to buy a few
more yards of pictorial art when he
finds pieces of the right size.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

The enthusiasm OF scientists Is well
illustrated by DR.. Kirkland's story of
how he spent six hours in n tree one
night for the observation OF the gypsy
and the brown-tail moths.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

r. has been necessary for the gen.
er..l manager of the Cleveland street
railway system to issue a general or
der forbidding girls from sitting on
mems laps while the cars are in mo-
tion. Have they eliminated the curves
in Cleveland?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Itaiy's Dowascr Queen is coming
over hero next autumn for visit She
Is fond OF auiblns. and will keep tho
eilte awake.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Why on earth 10 they call the 'Fads
and Eaneies" people New York's
'smart" set!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25
TEA
Are you acquainted with
tea? Is it tea that you
know? Are you sure you
know tea?

mirHsl MSmma,s isn. snx saia .ops p5o..ie shi. ~
the matter with it dear?" AN ss Nh hs,
mother, Every time 1 try to look h
II explained Flossie. my face gets inI
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

At his own request Paul Morton's
salary has been cut. He will have to
worry along somehow on only $4,000
q year.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

New York is threatened with q sec
ond Insurance scandal. Skeletons
seem TO take up most OF tho closet
room In that town.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Not ail the bomb.,hrowcrs OF Europe
arc directing their attention to tho
grand dukes. Some OF them arc en-.
crossed with Sultan Abdul Hamid.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

That wealthy New Yorker who re-
fused to buy food for his starving
mother was not sent to prison, the
court probably reasoning that his
proper place was in an anthropologica
puseum.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

II 1t were as easy to find gold as It
is to discover graft. one might nnd
a mine almost anywhere.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

All In vain will bc Burbank's efforts
to protect tho potato until the average
cook learns ..ow TO boil II right. and
then get tho water out.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Baron Komura deals In $40 tips and
works all night sometimes. There is
no doubt that tho Japs are civilized.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

Chemist Wiley has gone over te
Scotland TO test the whisky. There.
a foreign mission for you.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

II is proper to remark ut this point
thse tho batticship Missouri. by oxhib.
fling It's heels to the other vessels. be.
comes rightfully tho show ship of tho
navy.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

The war Is costing tho mIkado a
million dollars n day. or enough TO
enable him TO live at fashionable
New York hotel
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

An aged negro In New York went to
sleep on n third story flrc escape and
fell on. but fortunately landed ON his
head and suffered no injury.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

A mouse on the stnge of New York
theater stopped the performance the
other night. the chorus girls fleeing in
terror. Why should chorus girls be
afraid OF mice?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

W. know husbands SO mean that
they won't even permit their wives To
quarrel with them.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25
Insist On oe..Ino IL

Some grocers say they don't keen
Defiance Starch. This II because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL OF in q packare.
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains 1e OF, for-
the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead of ~ on
Tor same money? Then buy Defianco
Starch. Requires no cooking.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-08-25

A few more Lord Miner verses from
Rudyard Kipiing and Alfred Austin
will have to look to his iaurels.