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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

Charles Raymond Macauley. who has
contributed the interesting illustra tons
for the Mcclure Phillips edition Of
Poe's tales. issued under the title Of
Monsieur Dupin." is probably best
known by his cartoons made four or
Ave years ago for various New York
daily papers. Previous to his taking
up tho work Of cartoonist. Mr.. Ma.
cauley had many vocations. Begin.
ming as a drug clerk, he was success.
lively a stenographer. bookkeeper, a
decorator in watch factory, an ac-
tor. q law student, a newspaper man
and an editorial writer.
Writing to a friend about Mrs. Rog.
er A. Pryor's recent book. "Reminis-
cences OF Peace and War;" Miss Ellen
Glasgow says: Last night l sat up
spellbound until l finished it, begin
ming with laughter and ending in real
tears 1t Is vivid, true, and positively
heartrending at the last. How won.
derful. how trebly wonderful she Isl!
or al the women l have ever known,
she seems to me not only the most
fascina ting, but the richest in all that
makes for perfectly rounded nature.
And then this book! The tragedy OF
It I can understand. for II Is not diff
cult to be tragic; but the delicious.
piQuant, never-failing humor-the hui.
Tess. has taken me completely captive"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
When the Window sticks

Mr.. Appleby. who in the course of
sixty years had only twice left his ma
tive town, looked up from his read
ing Of the weekly paper with an ex-
preston Of mild interest OH his wealth
er-beaten face.
There was Il kind Of a set-to in the
railroad train yesterday, mother, he
said. 'betwiXt two women. about
whether window should be open or
shut, and the question has risen as to
whether the folks side of window
control 1t or the folks behind. | could
read you out what it
You needn't said his travelled
spouse. with great briskness. II
haven't been down to Boston once Il
year for ten years without learning
that neither the folks beside window
nor the ones behind can control tho
body can but the bra&enan. And some
times he can't"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
o. b. WILLIAMS.

George Cary Eggeston's Juvenile.
Running the River" has been adopted
by the Kansas Pupils Reading Club.
Oriental Aphorisms," gems Of East
Indian philosophy, compiled by Emily
Palmer Cape. 1G mo. packed with
condensed wisdom, is among the recent
books of the Grafton Press New York.
4. &. McClurg & Co., Chicago, will
publish at an early day "Beaconstield:
A Romance Of Queen Victoria S Reign"
by an EngliShman whose identity is
not revealed. 1t is apparently com
pound of historical novel, romance, BIZ
ography and study of society and of
politics, and, most Of all, study of
that most extraordinary man Of the
nineteenth century, Benjamin Disrael.
at once statesman, man Of the world,
sport, rOmancer dreamer and prophet.
"A Dictionary of the Drama"
gGice to plays, playwrters, players
ard playhOuses in the United States
and Great Britain from the earliest
work by w. Davenport Adams. is near
ly ready for publication by the J. Il.
LippincOtt Company, Philadelphia. In
deed. the first volume Is out. Atten-
ton is given to managers, scenic art
lists, musical composers. critics and
writer's about the theater, as well as
for the theater.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
TRaCKLAYlNG WHILE YOU WAIT
Up-to-Date Machinery Makes Railroad
Building Easy.

building Easy.
The West is a country Of big things,
and railroad building by machinery is
one Of them. Even the roadbed on
which the track rests is made up by
the steam and horse grader, great
holes filed up to the track level auto
matically, and the ballast to hold the
ties and rails in place distributed in
the same manner. In fact. such has
been the development Of mechanical
aids it is not an idle boast that with
them two dozen men could span the
continent with band Of steel. a few
statistics may give clearer idea Of
the quickness Of it all. TO put down
sixty feet Of track means. of course.
to set In position 100 feet Of rails. The
average rail is thirty feet in length,
SO that four rails are required to cover
the sixty feet. The track-laying ma
chine has laid 1,1SO such rails in ten
hours. This means the laying OF no
less than Ito feet Of track every
hour, or nearly one-third Of mile.
Yet to accomplish the feat all the ties
must be placed on their beds. and the
rails not only laid upon them. but
fastened to the wood and made ready
for service.
The marvel OF 1t all is the amount
of manual labor that is saved by the
genius of the inventor. First come the
scrapers doing all the work Of the hand
shovel, yet two men only are needed
for each machine-One to guide the
horses and the other to adjust the
blade and chute. With the steam
shovel are the engineer and his assist
ant, for the shovel fills and empties its
SCOOP into the cars without the touch
of a hand. Compressed air unloads the
cars, but the dirt train usually has
half a dozen men aboard for emergen-
cies. besides the engineer and fireman.
On the track-laying train two men
load all the ties on the tie car and one
man moves it to and fro. For boiling
the rails AMI handling them on the
rollway six men are enough. About
twice as many arrange the ties on the
roadbed and fasten the rails. Add the
locomotive crew and you have the ac-
tual working force. In putting the
finishing touches to the track perhaps
twenty men may be needed after the
ballast train has passed over it.
Book lovers Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

One girl is company; two a breach
OF promise suit.
Every woman is always doing some
thing either to get fatter or thinner
No woman is SO blind as to suppose
handsome eyes are made only to see
with.
The kind Of mittens that keen a
girls hands warm are Il mans fin
gers.
For every one way there is to make
friend there are several thousand TO
make an enemy.
A woman would like to be rich so
she could give pennies to the poor and
pearl necklaces to herself.
1t must be awful lonesome for a
her hair with her best friend.
A man could stand his wife telling
him all the gossip if she didn't ex-
pect him to take sides about it.
When a girl has had the nightmare
you can generally tell it by the way
she says she eats ne more than a bird.
A man could always afford to give
his wife furs and pearl necklaces if
being married weren't 50 expensive in
other ways.
The kindest thing a woman ever does
to young man is to have him fall in
love with her, but not marry her be-
cause she is already
When man sQueeZes his wife's
hand she can tell the way he does it
whether he Is absent minded and
thinks it is somebody else.
The cleverest thing Is the way a
girl with bad attack of Indigestion
can just love to have her sweetheart
read sentimental poetry to her.
A woman considers herself natural
born financier when she goes over her
bank balance again and finds it is a
dollar more than she made it the first
time.
When a man has been engaged to a
girl and meets her twenty years later
he never knows whether to treat her
as If she were his grandmother or his
school teacher.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

She-DO you believe that ignorance
is bliss? He (naively)-Why? She
You seem so happy Record.
Nell-How do you like my new pho
tograph? Bell-Lovely! l never should
have known that it was you-Somcr-
vile Journal
Book Agent-Now. sir, can l sell
you an encyclopedia. Old John--Noa,
| don't think so. I'm tew old to ride
nOw.-I'unch.
Goodwin hear you gave twenty
five dollars to help repair the church
Graspit-YOu have been nisinformeI
merely subscribed that amount
Chicago News.
Friend--Why do you allow your
daughter to bang the piano so hard
Papa-I'm hoping she'll either spra!n
her wrist or bust the instrument -
Chicago News.
80 you were at Mrs. Marrable's
dinner yesterday. Flossie. What was
the menu like:' Il really can't tell
you, for didn't take any. It's thing
very seldom toch.''
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
As High as He Went.

Governor Hayward Of South Caro-
lima tells joke about young Bos-
tOnian who was visiting New York
City and had occasion to go into the
Park Row building. On reaching the
twenty sixth story, which is the high
est, everybody except the Bostonian
left the car.
us this as high as you go?" asked
the young man.
"Yes, sir, unless the elevator falls"
New York Times.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
A Others See Us.

"Old man Green, the grocer. died
early this morning." said the village
EDITORS better half.
HUH exclaimed the local molder
of public opinion. hes BEEN dead for
years"
"Why, William. what do you
mean?" asked his wife in surprise.
Exactly what l said. my dear re-
piled the strenuous knight of the
shears. He never spent dollar for
advertising, and any man in business
who doesn't advertise is Il dead one"
Cincinnati Inquirer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

There's no such thing as living Gods
way until you love Gods way
1t is hard to catch heavenly fruits
when you are carrying earthly frets.
Some try to quench mans thirst
by throwing him into boiling water.
No human character can rlpen or
sweeten without the sunshine of love.
The height of fashion is usually the
badge of the depth of cowardly folly.
The people with the opera cloaks
won't have all the front seats in heav-
en-.
Many people who reside in hell got
there By resting on the road to Heay-
en-.
God never fails to open you a path,
though He may refuse you a philos-
ophy.
The flowers Of sweet character
bloom where the storms Of trial have
blown.
The clouds may shut out to-day's
sun, but they cannot hide yesterdays
promises.
The peace that passes understanding
comes from the passion that passes
knowledge.
There is good deal of difference
between the sensation of the gospel
and the gospel Of sensation.
Many a man nails up his windows
at some one sin and then let's the devil
himself in at the front door.
Many whoefear to walk under lad
der have no hesitation in climbing all
over the commandments Of God.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
Many Postscripts to Her Will.

1t is not only the privilege Of WON
an to change her mind, but she does
it sometimes with astonishing fire.
ouency. The will of Mrs. Margaret
Sherman was offered for probate at
Wellington the other day. Though the
will had been drawn only few years
before, it had six codicils attached.
each of which materially changed the
whole instrument, and some of them
re-esta blished what others had an
nulled 1t is said that it will puzzle
the lawyers to get the matter straight
ened out.-Kansas City Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
An Allu ING Sound.

How did you get your father to let
you take painting lessons:" asked the
first Chicago girl. II couldn't get mine
interested at ALL
Neither could l when | talked of
paints" replied the rich pork packers
but when l called them
pigments he cooked up his ears
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

That was a splendid back fall yoH
made in your death scene last night"
remarked young member CT the
company to the eminent trageiian
The latter looked at the tlatterer with
n suspicious glare. Yes he said,
land I'd like to lay my hands on the
blithering idiot who soapcd the stage
Plain Dealer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1t is good cough
medicine. At druggists, price % cents.

Young Lady-iou are wonderrui
master of the piano, l hear. Professor
Won Spieler (hired for the occasion)-l
blay Accomplishments sometimes.
Young neutrality-suspicious. to sing
ing? Professor Won Spieler-Aggom-
paniments to gonversations.-New
York Weekly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

Mrs. Albee-Of course, you married
Mr.. Bebee for love! Mrs. Bebee-Well,
yes, l suppose you would call 1t that.
married him to protect him from no
less than three widows in our street.
If / hadn't snapped him up, one Of
them would have been sure to get him.
Boston Transcript.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
Female Diseases

of every nature successfully treated.
Also secluded home for ladies' before
physician, free. in person or by mail.
CONFIDENTIAL. Paris-New York Medical
Institute. Office, y, Estabrook Bldg,
1887 Second Av.. Corner Union. p. O.
Box SIC. Seattle. Wash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

Mrs Jones-l think It's the most
ridiculous thing to call that man In
the bank teller" Mrs. Johnson
why? Mrs. Joncs-Because he simply
won't tell Mt all. asked one today
how much my husband had on deposit
there. and he just laughed. -T'it-Bits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

you can't keep good man down.
said the boarder who has mania for
quotations. Unless" observed the
fluffy haired girl who typewrites bo-
cause she needs the money. he has a
seat in crowded car. Then you can't
get him up.''-Chicago News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

There are men whose mission in life
seems to be to say disagreeable things,
and make You feel uncomfortable.
Don't let them throw you off; don't
pay any attention 10 them.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
Reason Enough.

Say, what makes you so cranky,
anyway"
well, | guess it would make you
cranky. too, to have everybody accuse
you of being cranky"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

Fl o T scolding
never makes q
warm heart.
Love ne v e +
n e e d 8 to b 9
taught by duty.
A new hat does
not make a new
heart.
Better a dry
sermon than one
that evapOrates
before it can be
applied.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

We wish the wise men could agree
on their good advice. That which
one wise man says is dangerous, an
other wise man says is very desira BILE.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

1t sometimes happens that father
knows almost as much as his sou
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12
TRUMPET CALLS.

Rams Horn Sounds q Warning Note
to the Unredeemed.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothin 9
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during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-12

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The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-08
ALDERMEN WON THE GAME
DEFEATED NEWSPAPER MEN BY
 SCORE OF 8 TO7.

Most Enjoyable Outing Held Yesterday
 at Savin ROck--COngressma sperry
 and Mayor StudIey Among the Guests
 Dinner and Speeches at Hin's
 HOmestead-The Party Afterwards
 Guests of White City Management.
 The outing and baseball game be- tween the board of aldermen and the newspaper men was held at Savin Rock yesterday afternoon and last evening, and was most successful af- fair, and was greatly enjoyed by all present. In addition to the aldermen and newspaper men there was a num- Der of invited guests, and also a num- Der of both present and ex-city hall office holders.
 The party gathered at city hall at o'clock yesterday afternoon, and through the courtesy of General Man. .ager Punderford, one of the big truck special cars was in waiting and convey ed the party to the entrance of the White City. There tn eparty left the cars, and, headed by the White City band, which was donated by Manager Cundell, the party marched to the ball grounds. On reaching the grounds the march was continued around the dia- mond and thence to the grand stand, where there was good sized crowd waiting the witness the game. The band
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-08

weeks pleasure trip, going to New York on the night boat and enjoying a daylight sail up the Hudson river as far as Albany, visiting Buffalo and spending three weeks at Niagara Falls. From there they will go to Toronto, Can, down the St. Lawrence river, past the Thousand Islands, arriving at Mon treal, where they will visit MT. Fuller toms sister, Mrs. E, W. Colton. They expect to return by way of Ausa5le, Lake Champlain and Lake George.
 Arthur R. Dewey of 13S Edgewood avenue has returned from a month s vacation in the Browning cottage at Stony Creek.
 Mrs. 4. Mcclellan Mathewson is ex- pected to return to-day from Wood stock, where she has spent the greater part of the summer.
 Mrs. William Neenan of Haven street is away spending a weeks va cation taking in the sights of Coney Island.
 Miss Ethel Plant and Miss Caroline Jourdan have commenced their last years work at the Normal Training school.
 The victory of Devereux Emmett of Garden City over A. L. White of Vol laston, the intercollegiate and Vermont golf champion, was the feature in the play Wednesday for the Stockbridge cup. The contest was carried to the last green, where Emmett won, up. He will meet s. D. Bowers of the Brooklawn club of Bridgeport in the 36-hole final match to-day. In the semi finals yesterday Bowers defeated w. P. Bryan of Waterbury, up, to play. In the second round Emmett defeated E. s. ParmeIee, New Haven, up, 8 to play.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-08
twenty-five dashing girls. Matinee on Saturday.
OBITUARY NOTES
George w. Johnson of the Fifteenth
 c.

George w. Johnson of the Fifteenth
 C.y.
 The death of George W. Johnson, of 700 Washington avenue, West Haven, occurred Wednesday after an illness of about seven years with malarial trou- bles. MT. Johnson was sixty years old and a veteran of the civil war, having served in the Fifteenth Connecticut Volunteers, and had lived in West Ha- ven almost the entire time since. For many years he had not been in good health, but until seven years ago was able to continue about his duties. Since then he had been confined to his home, but was not compelled to take to his bed until three weeks ago.
 The funeral was held last evening at 8 o'clock and was private. The burial will be in Oak Grove cemetery, West Haven. There were beautiful floral of ferings. The deceased leaves a son and a daughter.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-08
New Haven TheateF.

To characterize the musical comedy "A Son of Rest" as presented at the New Haven theater last night, suc- cess, is to aptly describe that offering without further comment The title be- lies the piece, because there was any thing but rest for the principals and members of the company. Activity was the word and. there was something doing'' every minute from the rise of the curtain on the first act to the close of the second. "A Son of Rest" should certainly be greeted by crowded houses wherever offered. The story is well written, the cast is capable to a de- gree, the supporting company all that could be desired, the costumirg and scenic effects beautiful and brilliant, which is 8 combination which spells success"
 Last night at the New Haven theater there was @ standing room" house, and there were frequent demands for four or five encofes to respective num- bers. William Swor, as "The Son of Rest" Charles Udel, as Timothy Snodgrass;" Edward Hayes as "Budd" and Louis Merkel as Willie carried off the comedy parts in splendid style. The excellent singing of all members was an especial feature and several numbers were given which are catchy enough to be whistled, which betokens the striking of a popular chord. This was especially so of Had She Only Let Me Dream an Hour More," "Old Glory" the "Jayville sleuths," and "Pansy, Do You Love Me" The paro- dies sung by William swor were bright and quite original Particular mention must also be made of the buck dancing by Edward Hayes. His work was of an exceeding high order and brought forth shouts of approval.
 "A Son of Rest is first class offer- ing and should be generously patron ized tonight and tomorrow matinee and night.