Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-07-22

myself alone2 Held you think u
loved you for your mother ?-Somer-
Vile Journal.
''Mr. and Mrs. Nubride have Joined
the church" "Why not? Turn about's
fair play; didn't the church join them"
philadelphia Press.
Lady-Did you ever feel as though
you'd like to work. Tramp-Yes'm.
! wouldn't mind being Ineman for a
wireless telegraph company.-Judge-
'Brainleigh tells me he is writing
a popular novel," Eyes, his doctors
insisted on his resting. his mind for
a whilep-New Orleans imes-Demo-
crat.
give you a meal. The Tramp didn't
think you could. mum; you look too
young and inexperienced to know how
to cook.-New York Sun.
Church, see the Attorney General
is going to stop all this guessing busi-
ness in the newspapers. Gotham
Whom do you suppose that's aimed
at? The weather DISQUALIFICATION
Statesman.
cessful season." said the prosperous
looking theatrical manager. well.
you can thank your stars for that" re-
piled the seedy-looking manager
Yonkers Statesman.
He-Do you remember your old
school friend, Sophy Smythe? She
Yes, indeed, do. A most absurd-look-
ing thing. So silly, tool What became
of herr He-Oh, nothing. ONLY
married her.-Boston Globe.
Mamma-F1ghting again. Willief
Didn't I tell you to stop and count
one hundred whenever you were an
cry? Willie-But it didn't do any
good, ma. Look what the Jones boy
did while L countedl-Harper's Bazaar.
Cholly-So Miss Tartum loosened up
and said a good word about me, did
she7 Archie-Yes; she said that when
one got better acquainted with you
one found you were not half as big
q fool as you appeared to be.-Chicago
Tribune.
One Advantagei Rimer-Do you
really prefer to have long poems sent
In to you rather than short ones7 Edi-
tor-Yes. When they're long, you see,
1 don't have to think up any other
excuse for rejecting them.-Philadel-
phia Press.
"I don't believe the woman who re-
Gently moved into the fat across the
hall is any better than she should be-"
remarked Mrs. Naggsby. "Of course
not, my dear" rejoined Naggsby; who
ever heard of q woman that WASP
st Louis Star.
Miss Plane-Yes, Tom proposed last
night and L accepted him. See this
ring Miss Wise-Indeed? By the
way, dear, don't attempt to cut glass
with that diamond, as L did, or you'll
make another nick In the stone.-Phil-
adelphia Press
The Child-Aunt Mary, nurse says
when it thunders, it's the Lord scoldin'
us. Aunt Mary-Perhaps 1T is, dear.
The Chid-Well, don't see what he's
got to be SO mad about. Use done
everything to-day 'cept brush my teef.-
Brooklyn Life.
Wife-Henry, what makes you in
such q furious temper Husband-Im
trying to read q Scotch dialect story.
The plot is fearfully exciting, but
can't hurdle over the language fast
enough to keep up with the heroE
Detroit Free Press.
Rural Adorer (bashfully)-Youd didn't
go to Mile Meadows party. Don't
you like kissin' games? Pretty Maid
No, 1 don't. Rural AGorer (weakly)-
Why don't your Pretty Maid (encour-
agingly)-Cause there's so many look
in on.-New York Weekly.
He (reading about the latest society
wedding)-They have a lot to say
about what the bride wears, but they
have nothing to say about the poor
bridegroom. She-They have no need
to. because 1t Is a well-known fact
that he usually wears a worried look.
Boston Globe.
Madame On busy street in Paris}-
Oh, M. pAgent, is it true that it II
dangerous to stand with the foot on
the electric tramline1 NJ. PAgent-NS
madame. it Is not dangerous so long
as you do not stand with one foot on
the line and the other on the overhead
wire.-Pick Me Up.
Miss Flyrty-Jack Hanson was tell
ing me about a romantic adventure he
had at the party last night. 1t seems
he bumped into girl in a dark hall
Ii. T.