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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Bird EIocution.


The blue jay is a great elocutionist
and gives utterance to many unlocked
for remarks, but the one most often
heard in the woods relates to the pos
session of ''chee- tidley- enk," Just ex-
actly what sort of creature or thing
this is no one can tell, but whenever
am in the woods hear the jays ex-
claim "Chee-tidley-enk - got him." to
which the meadow lark in the pasture
clearing replies, "Oh-so-cheap," with a
most sarcastic drawl on the $50" and
an infection on the cheap" AS a rule,
the meadow lark says his say while
perched on fence post. and he talks
with his mouth wide oF1l. There are
a lot Of little people in the thickets who
are always in such hurry and talk so
fast that it is difficult to tell what they
say. There is that gayly colored little
fellow the red start, crying, 'T-wet
wee whe-whe- and the dainty
summer yellow bird, who has some
thing TO say in the same line and much
in the same manner What he wants
is wheat and, although be never eats
II, his constant cry is, Wheat, wheat,
t'weat wheat, wheat, wheat" - Dan
Beard in Recreation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Streaming.

A Scotch dominic, after telling his
scholars the story Of Ananius and Sap
phira, asked them, 'why does not God
strike everybody dead that tells a lle?"
After n long silence one little fellow
exclaimed, Because there wouldna be
nobody left"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Richmond Pearson -Hobson has an
nOunced that he win again oppose J. H.
Bankhead for the democratic nominal
ton for congressman from the Sixth
Alabama district. The political bee
has evidently attacked him again, and
with renewed vigor.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
The BRIGHT Side

81 should think you'd feel awfully
sad over your quarrel with Mrs. Scadds-
worth after all these years"
Eyes, do. Still there's one pleasant
thing about It. Her children are grow
ing up and will soon begin to get mar
ried. OF course, after what has hap
pened, I'll not have to give them any
wedding presents. "-Chicago Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

The different pictures of the battle
ship Kniaz Potemkine that have ap-
peared in print might lead one to be-
lieve that the vessel was whole fleet
within itself.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
GrammatieaI niscp..ton.

N1ung Arduppe-Is it right to say
deem" or consider" Miss Arress?
Miss Arress-oh, both are allowable.
For instance, ! deem you nice young
man. but I cannot consider you at all.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Scientists announce that they have
discovered the secret of life. As yet.
however, we have'not noticed any de-
crease in the percentage of mortality.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
RfEOfeH.

Uncle George-And how do you like
your employer, Tommy? Tommy-Oh,
he isn't so bad, but he's bigoted In
Gle George Bigoted? In what way?
Tommy-He's got an idea that words
can only be spelled his way.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
She Might wish.

Il have always allowed my wife to
wish something for herself for every
birthday since we have been married"
What does she wish generality"
well, the last fifteen times she has
been wishing for piano."
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Wonder if chauncey NJ. Depew will
have nerve enough to work off a story
based upon the loss of that $4,000
Equitable retainer?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Miss Million (of uncertain age)-The
only thing that worries me is the we'd
ding tour. 1t will be perfectly horrible
to have people know Miss Rosebud
(viciously)-oh. don't worry. They'll
think you're his mother.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

There are thirteen bankers in the
Ohio state penitentiary. They are
probably convinced that Is is an I'M.
lucky number.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
GOING AMAY7

When you leave the city for your
summer vacation have The Pensacola
journal. follow you. Notify circuIa-
ton manager, Phone 80.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Japan wants permanent peace and
has set about securing it by mailing up
Russia's back door to the Far East.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Had to Huut For Tt

She (at the theater)-I don't under
stand what the detective is supposed
to be doing in this piece. Hell fancy
he is looking for the plot.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

oak Grove. Lodge No. 4, WoOinenS
Circle, meets every Thursday az 3 ,
N. Visiting sovereign cordially i1Ts
ed. MRS. n. 3. OLSEN.
LILLE BRANUM. Guardian
Clerk
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Harsh counsels have no effect. They
are the hammers which are always re
pulsed by the anyil.-Helvetius.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Excelsior Encampment, !. o. 0. =
Excelsior Encampment No. 4 meet
on second and fourth wednesdays .
l. o. o. +. iIall. on West Gafia1
street. Visiting patriarch invited.
T. g. STINSON
John WILCOX, Serbia
Chief Patriarch.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

The instruction fever in Russia is
even more deadly than the Yellow
Jack in Panama.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Recorder.
REBEKAH slSTERs
WOW.

Live Oak Camp No. I. " O Y.
meets in Pythian Hall 1st and Jr1
Wednesdays IN each month. Visiting
soyereIgns cordially invited.
F. A. BOCHICH, c. c
LESLIE z. BROOhs, Clerk
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
To Hfee II.

Hewitt-What are you growing
beard for? Jewitt--WeIl, 1 don't mind
telling you that l am wearing a neck
tie my wife gave me.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Joppa Lodge, Ne. 6, !. o. or.

Joppa Lod8eJ No. b ]. Q. 2. .
Joppa Lodge, No. s, l. D. D. =
meets every Tuesday evening a; I:JS
o'clock at Raiord Hall, West Garden
street. Visiting brethren cordially -
vited. H. JlrUDEVINE, " G.
CT. SMITH. Sec.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

Total Tor the month. III, loo
Average per day. ..... 4,594
l hereby certify that the above state
ment is correct according to the. rec.
ords on file In this Office
H. R. SMITH,
Circulation Mgr.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this S0th day of June. 1905.
J. P. STOKES,
Notary Public.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

II. e. B. A. No. 81 meets frs alc
third wednesday evening at 7;30 p
m, RaRord Hall. No. 10 West In,sI
dencia Street
A.G FELL. Pres
y. L. SWEENEY, Sec
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Newspaper TAX Wasted.

If the pistol-toteTs would only read
the newspapers and discover thereby
in what estimate they are held by law
abiding people, they might reform
from from very shame. But who ever
heard of a pistol.toter, the man who
habitually violates the laws of his
country and goes constantly armed for
murder in a peaceful, civilized land
reading newspaper? You might pos
sibly reach the brains Of the average
pIstol-toter with club or with his own
favorite weapon, but never with 4
newspaper or any other intellectual
device. All newspaper talk is wasted
Oh him because it never reaches him,
but perhaps the cumulative effect OF
that kind of talk, reinforced by the
object lesson, of frequent murder d.
reetly chargeable to the pisroltoter,
may in time create a public sentiment
that will drive him out of business
Live Oak Democrat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Caught a Big Tarpon

F. w. Schultz of Brazil, Ind, brought
in Wednesday fine tarpon that meas.
ured GA feet in length, and weighing
Ill pounds. This was caught at Bird
key just opposite Sarasota, and the
time from leaving Sarasota until his
return to the wharf with the fish was
just one hour and forty minutes. Mr..
Schultz has a beautiru specimen OF
the silver king which he is having
mounted and will take home as an
evidence of his skill as a fisherman.
Sarasota Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
DAILY

The following figures show The Pen
sacola Journals circulation for each
day during the month Of June, 1905,
with the average number Of copies
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
GaInesvlIIe is IElourishlnd.

No city in Florida has had a more
healthy growth in the past two years
than Gainesville. The streets and
sidewalks have been improved in many
parts of the city, new business build
ings have been erected, many hand
some residences have been completed
and more would have been, only for
lack of material. Many more resideu-
ces will be put up between now and
the end of the year. We are Just
growing-there is no bcom.-Gaines-
vile Sun.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
Warnlnn to Parents.

We notice by the papers that within
the past few weeks several children
have been drowned who were allowed
ID go out in small crowds in bathing.
The parents did not realize the dan
ger they were wading into until it was
too late. Parents should not allow
their children to go out with bathing
parties in any waters where they could
set over their depth in water, not even
when larger boys and girls are along.
We understand that crowds go in bath
ing in the river here almost every
afternoon, and OF course, have a jolly
good time, but we have fears that some
day they will return with some of
their number missing, unless there IS
more care taken and good judgment
had as to how far they shall be allow
ed to go out into the river. We don't
make this suggestion with the idea of
making anyone mad, but feel that
some warning should be made before
it is too late.-Manatee Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
For Treasurer in 1903.

For Treasurer in 1908.
The Crescent is permitted to state
that in all probability Hon, Paul K,
Canova, of Starke, will be candidate
for state treasurer in 1908. Mr., Ca.
nova is travelling salesman and mum.
bers his friends in all parts of the
state by the thousands. He is ex-
tremely popular, and when he gets
fairly in the field will make warm
campaign.-Live Oak Crescent.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
ProaressIve HlIIsborouah.

The people of Hillsborough county
have shown their progressive spirit
and the interest they take in educa-
tional matters by having made ar
rengements to keep the ST. Petersburg
Normal and Industrial school running
the same as heretofore. This school,
one of the best of its kind, was killed
with the other state institutions by
the passage of the Buchanan bill, but
the progressive people o. that county
say it will run on and have made ar
rangements for it to do so, and the
next legislature should make ample
provision for the maintenance of this
sehool,-Gainesville Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13

We draw our own Bills of EN-
change on Great Britain, Ireland,
Germany, France, Austria, Italy,
Holland, Spain, Belgium. Russia,
Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and
ckher European countries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-07-13
NEWS ANc VIEWS
FROM STATE PAPERS.
Z Z < = K Z a; !;

Few Get Away Now.
There are mighty few defaulting
and swindling bankers getting away
these days. They caught hundred
thousand dollar one from Illinois at
Seattle the other day. He had blown
the money and will probably do a sen
tence of at least year. His sisters,
however, will do good deal worse
than that. They will have TO 60 with
out the $4,000 they mistakenly put up
towards making the shortage good
Tampa Times.
Mariana Improvement Bonds.
Mariana has scored on bonding for
improvements, d majority of twenty
five heing the result Of the election
Wednesday last. twenty-five thou
sand dollars in bonds will be issued,
to be appropriated as follows: Nine
thousand dollars to build, install, con-
struct and maintain an electric light
ing plant and electric lights to be
owned by said town; $4,000 to build
a public school building for said town;
$4,000 to extend the waterworks of said
town, and $4,000 to build a new town
hall for said town. This means prog
ress for the little but old and beautiful
town.-Jacksonville Metropolis.
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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
GUARD The HEART
RHEUMATISM Is ALWAYS LIABLE TO
ATTACK THIS VITAL ORGAN.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills Strike at the
Disease at Its Root in the Blood
and Eradicate Ii.

Rheumatism is one of the most OBJ
stinate diseases to treat after it has
once gained good Soothold. The
power of DR.. Williams Pink Pills has
been tested in extreme cases and no
one should despair of cure if he has
not tried this sovereign remedy. The
wisest course, however, is to begin the
effort to exDeI it from the blood the
moment its presence is first recognized
in the inf1amed and painful joint.
There is always present the danger
that it will reach the heart and prove
quickly fatal.
Mr.. w. S. Geisel of No. 125 East
Coates street, Moberly, Mo-, had an
experience which everyone liable to
rheumatism should read. He says:
I had been at work for long time
in foundry where was exposed to
dampness. First my feet began to
hurt and swell, then my knees and my
shoulder joints began to be affected in
the same way. Finally, 1 could not
walk without great difficulty and suf-
fering and had to stop work altogether.
My appetite was feeble and 1 grew very
pale and weak. / began to have pains
about my heart and2it fiuttered great
deal / became greatly alarmed about
my condition. My mother knew about
the virtues of DIR. Williams Pink Pills,
as they had given her back her health
when she was nearly wasting to death,
and when she found that they were
good for rheumatism too, she began to
give them to me about a month after
1 was attacked. That was in the early
part of March. 1908. and by June they
had driven away the pains and swelling
and had restored my appetite and
color. Then l felt strong enough to
take up a line Of outdoor work, and
now regard myself as entirely WE'LL
DR.. wilkins Pink Pills for Pale
People are so efficacious because they
begin at once to change the character
of the blood, in which rheumatism is
seated. They also cure other diseases
springing from impure blood or dis
ordered nerves, such as sciatica loco
motor ataxia, partial paralysis and all
forms of weakness in male and female.
They may be had at all druggists, or
directly from the DR.. Williams Medi-
cine Co., Schenectady, N. Y, at fifty
cents per box, six boxes for two dollars
and a half.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
RE OPEN SATURDAY NIGHTS NOW
GOV. HoCH Is AT HOME.
Thinks Colorado Is Expecting Defeat
in Irrigation Case.

Governor Koch returned to his CT
fee Thursday after an absence of
about two weeks. His first official
business was to hear an application
for pardon of a colored man from
the penitentiary.
Afterwards he told State Journal
reporter some of his Colorado ex-
periences.
with Eugene Ware and several
long automobile ride to Greeley, Col,
and had an opportunity to look at
some of the irrigated farms. 1t is
wonderful what they do with a little
water. Between two and three hun
dred acres are under cultivation in
that valley from the water supplied by
that little river. Land is cheap, but
the water rights are very valuable. If
man has a priority of water right,
he is fixed all right. Most of the liti-
cation out there is about water rights.
The Colorado people seem to think
that Kansas is likely to win at least a
portion of the points for which it is
contending in the irrigation suits. A
well known official of the state ad-
mitted to me that he thought there
was no question but the irrigation
bitches built in western Kansas have
prior right to the water of the Ar
kansas river, and that the court will
hold that these bitches have to be sup
piled before any of the Colorado
bitches take any water. This is one of
the points which Kansas has claimed.
Kansas made a great showing at
Denver. 1 marched in the Kansas
column, and was proud of the show
ing made by our soldiers
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
BLAMEs II ON KELSEY.
Says Former Adjutant General Made
Mistake About Encampment.

Governor Hoch yesterday signed the or
General Hughes, calling off the yelling
ton encampment After the dilemma was
explained to Governor Hoch he decided
that it was more important to have the
K. N. G. supplied with the necessary
equipment than to have the encampment.
1t was all due says the governor, Ito
an unfortunate mistake in bookkeeping by
Adjutant General Kelsey when he was in
Office
The Wellington people, while they are
very much disappointed at the outcome of
affairs, console themselves by the thought
that they will get the encampment next
year. Several days ago, when the exist
ence of the mistake was first discovered
by General Hughes, he notified the Well
ington people not to make any further
preparations for the encampment
we succeeded in stopping negotiations
and preparations before any contracts had
been made. and / think that the yelling
ton people will not be out anything
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
TO TESTIFY AGAINST BURTON.
Postoffice Officials Summoned to APP
pear in Approaching Trial.

Washington, D. c.. Sept 15.=A
number of government employees have
been summoned to appear at st. Louis
to testify against Senator Burton of
Kansas, under indictment charged
with entering into an agreement with
the Rialto Grain and Securities COM
pany to practice. They are Purchasing
Agent Cochran of the postoff1ce depart
ment, formerly chief inspector; the pres
ent chief postoffice inspector, Mr.. Wick
cry, and Inspector Fulton of ST. Louis.
The case will be called in few days
before Justice Adams and the two gov
eminent witnesses now in this city are
making preparation to go west.
Senator Burton was tried several
months ago, found guilty, and sentenced
to serve five months in Jail and to pay a
preme court reversed the decision.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
APPEALS TO HOCH.
Kansas City, Kansas, Man Wants
Joints Closed ON Sundays.

Charles Ridgeway. secretary of the
Western Millers' Mutual Fire Insurance
company, whose headquarters are Kan
saS City, called on Governor Hoch YES
terday, and gave him some suggestions
about closing the Kansas City, Kan,
joints
I'm not making any comments on
Myren Waterman" said Mr.. Ridgeway.
! but l will agree with Mr.. Waterman
on this: that the Kansas City, Kan,
joints should be closed on Sunday.
kansas City, Kan, is fast becoming
q good place not to live in on Sunday
The street cars are becoming crowded
with drunken rowdies so that it is not
safe for cur wives and children to go on
them. l am not a prohibitionist or a
professional reformer, but ! would like
to see something done to put a stop to
this wholesale disregard of law. The
lid is on in Missouri and that makes our
condition all the worse. There was some
talk of the governor sending militia to
Kansas City, Kan. to put stop to the
things that are going on there but as
understand it, it cannot be done unless
the sheriff calls for assistance and this
will come about when Gabriel blows his
horn, if the present officials are in power
that long. The entire crowd down there
belongs to the Buchan dynasty which
means that there cannot or rather that
there will not be anything done. This
Sunday closing in Kansas City, Mo-, is
& harvest for the joints in our town.
One keeper told me a few days ago that
his receipts or Sunday were large
enough to make the remainder of the
week profitable provided he didn't do a
dollars worth of business on week
days.
It is likely that Governor Hoch will
have to appoint an assistant attorney
general to help clean up Kansas City,
Kan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
Low One Way Rates,

Every day from September Is to Oc-
tober 81, 1905, inclusive, the Union Pa
cific will sell one way tickets as fol-
lows:
$4,000 to Ogden and Salt Lake City.
$1,000 to Helena and Butte, Mont
$22. so to Spokane and Wenatchee,
Washington.
$500 TO Huntington and Nampa. Ida
no.
attic.
$500 to Ashland and Astoria, Ore
gon, via Portland.
$500 to San Francisco, Los Angeles
and San Diego.
CorespondingIy low rates to many
other California, oregon, Washington
Montana, Utah and Idaho points.
Through Tourist cars run every day
on Union Pacific between Missouri
river and Pacific coast; double berth
$5.75 For full information call on or
address nearest Union Pacific agent.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
BOUNDED TO DEATH
A False Report Causes a Young
Woman to Commit Suicide.

New York. Sept. 15.=Lorenzo
Berry, a carpenter of West Medford
Mass. today Identified as that of his
daughter Ella. the body of the young
woman who committed suicide or
Wednesday in the Hotel Manhattan
She was a stenographer in her home
town.
Mr. Berry declared that the pub
LEGATION of an untrue story in a Bos-
ton paper a year ago, that his daugh-
ter had run away with a married man,
was the cause of her self destruction.
The next day Mr.. Berry said, it turned
out that she had merely been on her
vacation alone. Although the paper
added, the injury done her was great
and she never recovered from it bu;
grew more and more ,downhearted and
moroSe.
wherever my daughter would go. =
Mr.. Berry said, cit would seem as if
somebody was ready to point to her
as a girl who had been mixed up in a
disgraceful affair." She went away
other cities She would be a short
time in place when the story would
reach the ears of her employers and
she would be told that she could. not
remain. This happened several times
until my child could not bear it any
longer
1t is now stated that letter had
been received by the parents of the
girl in which they were notified by
her that she had decided to put an
end to it.
81 cannot bear this false stain upon
my character" she wrote to her faith
er. "and I see nothing else left for
me to do than to kill myself. Please
forgive me and believe that 1 would
not do this thing if it were not that 1
am nearly out of my mind with grief
and horror at the awful story which
everybody seems to think is true"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
New Charters Granted.

The state charter board yesterday is
sued the following charters: Kansas,
Southern & Gulf railroad, to build q
line from Alma to Blaine; Salina Hos
pital association, Salina; Second Bap-
fist church, Topeka; First M. E. church,
Brewster; u. b. Parsonage association,
Solomon; First United Presbyterian
church, Gas City; c. c.. Moore Drug
company, Galena; Dodge City-Cimar-
ron Telephone company, Dodge City;
M. E. church, Map1eton; Westfall-
Campbell Hardware company, Harper;
Weir City Gas company, Weir City;
Orion Land company, Kansas City;
Caldwell Entertainment company, Cald-
well.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-15
THEY WANT TO VOTE.
Dense Crowds of WorIkmen Besiege
Hungarian Diet.

Budapest, Sept. 15.-Since early this
morning dense masses of workmen have
diet for the purpose of making a demon-
stra ton in favor of universal suffrage.
Crowds composed of other classes also
gathered and strong cordonS of police
were posted near the building. Herr Ju-
Illus Justh president of the house, received
the Populations, who presented petitions
setting forth the demands of the people.
In reply Herr Justh said his position as
president prevented him expressing an
opinion, but he begged the people to await
quietly the decision of parliament.
Work is at a standstill in all of the fac
tories, as the workers are taking part in
the demonstration. No disturbance has
occurred