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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Now that Mr. Dougherty's friends
are convinced that kleptomania
caused him to steal few hundred
thousand dollars from the funds en-
trusted to his care, cannot Tom Kelly
think of some nice, lady-like sort Of
name as an excuse for his theirs?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

with a free-for-an senatorial race
on the boards for next year and en-
tries from every portion of the state,
in addition to the nomination of a
state ticket, Kansas will have politics
to burn during the next fourteen
months
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09
It's Major Shurtz Now.

Here is proof Of the old theory that
jokes are long-lived. A publication
af about a century ago contained the
following: 1.-TWO old bucks bowling
politely at dance. How dye do,
sir? I've certainly been in your COM
pany before, but I=a-really forget
your name If you please, sir, I
made your breeches. Major Bridges!
I'm sure-very happy to see you, ma
jor. Very happy, indeed A century
later the same incident again made
the rounds, only slightly changed.
1.-Two men in evening dress outside a
ballroom. Retired Tailor-'Ah! how
dye do. Mr.. Jordan. Jordan-'Er-
really hope you'll pardon me, but
I don't quite remember. Retired
Tailor Gin a loud whisper)-'Made
your breechest' Jordan Quickly,
fearing some one may have over
heard) why. yes, of coursei Major
Bridges. How dye do
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09
CAN GRAB A ROOT.

Some newspapers are Ialnentlng
President Roosevelts determination to
retire from the presidency at the end
of his term. There is no reason to be
inconsolable. The country always has
a Root to grab in case of emergency.
Oakland Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

1t is rumored that Colorado has a
case of yellow fever, but it need not
think that it can. get a visit from the
president this fall that way.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

life insurance men," says Mr.. Nc
Cau, never resign. But they some
times get kicked out.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

There was a. spirited argument in
Usage. City the other night. according
20 the Free Press. One man was
making a great fuss about people eat
ing horse meat in the Pacific coast
atates. He opposed the practice His
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

If General Gomez win consult the
advertising columns of some Of the
New York newspapers he viii doubt
less find a remedy for his liver.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

All the world loves d lover, but it is
pretty hard to work up much tender
sentiment over the king of Spain in
his efforts to find a wife.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Missouri didn't send a telegram col
lect to Mr.. Mccall to tell him about
At, but It means business just the
zane
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

1t is stated that St. Petersburg re-
fuses TO give Count Witte the freedom
OF the city. It has been a long time
since the car has had the freedom Of
rT.e -ftr~
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

United States district attorney he
would also have the nerve and the
sinew to match his name in going after
the trusts that violate the federal laws.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Young Mr.. McCurdy tried his best
20 keep his foreign commissions down,
Of course, but he just couldn't keep
them much below a hundred thousand
Tarf wear
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Mr.. Cortelyou seems to have Joined
the ranks of the stand-patters, when it
comes to giving back campaign con-
tributions.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Now is the time for Mr.. Dougherty
of Peoria to come forward and say
that he did it on a bet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09
FR0N OTHER PENS
REMARKABLE.

No one is SURPRISED to see a new the
DRY of the creation of the solar sys-
TEN advanced by a Chicago university
professor. The only remarkable thing
is that he didn't claim that he had a
hand in it himself. Boston Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09
Good Boxs Cost s1eo Per Year.

The cost of a school for the develop
ment of good boys is thus stated by
Eugene Wood in his article. "A School
for Boys" in the october Every
body's:
1T costs the state of Ohio about
$3.50 a. year for each boy. A useful,
capable man is worth to society, on
the average, $4,000. These 900
boys cost the state of Ohio then say,
$2,0OO,O0O. Say 1000 of them were
rescued. That is $7O,O0O,O00 recovered
to society on the investment of 81
100000. It has been figured that
every criminal does about 50, 900 dam
age a year, leaving entirely out of the
estimate what it costs to maintain our
plant for the detention, prevention,
and punishment of crime. Each man
will be a criminal not less than twenty
years That's $4,000 damages null
tiplied by 1000 boys, or S28O,000,00O
damages saved. not counting the cost
of the anticriminal plant. Has it paid
to run this boys industrial school at
Lancaster
And even if i. hadn't paid financial
~, isn't it wort. .thile %
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09
Revenge.

In Paris the police have discovered
a woman whose peculiar sort of pat
riotism has been compared to that of
Boule de Suif in Guy de Maupassants
story. She was arrested recently for
having robbed German merchant of
G6S To the magistrate she made a
strange declaration. She said that her
main object in life was to decoy Ger
mans and rob them. She went about
with them to cafes and music halls,
and while affecting to be very inter
ested in them she picked their pockets.
In this way she had annexed for sew
eraI years past over 870O. She had
picked the pockets of exactly 81 Ger
mans, and she was proud of it. AS her
reason for thus acting the woman said
that in 1870 her family in Normandy
had been completely ruined by the
German Invaders, who stole her faith
er's cattle, pigs. fowls and even plate.
She was then obliged. to go out as a
dairy maid. but not being accustomed
to servitude she came to Paris and
began waylaying and robbing Ger
mans. The magistrate listened to this
tale calmly. It made no impression on
him, for he sent the new Boule de
Stuff back to the depot. there to await
trial.-London Telegraph.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09
a Piece of Inlnietx.

A clergyman was condemning a man
who had refused to subscribe to a
worthy charity.
"Ill tell you something about that
man., he said, (which 7 had promised
myself never. to reveal It was as nasty
a piece of irreverence, I guess, as his
tory records.
This fellow once was inpious enough
ITO get rid of an unwelcome guest by
using a prayer as a-ah-a bouncer.
THE guest. it seems, had oyerstayed
his time-had been invited for a week,
disposition to continue on a month. 1t
was aggravating I admit. But to
bounce him with a prayer Well
That, though, is what the man did
At the end of the second week he con-
cluded the usual morning exhortation
with this sentence:
" And. Lord, bless, we beseech Thee.
Brother Jonathan, Sharp, who leaves us
by the 3 O'Clock train this after1o on.' 3"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09
So Selma went. blindly.

The thin-lipped man was true to his
word and John was discharged with
no recommendation
They have two tiny rooms on an
alley and Selma is taking in washing
She hopes some time when john gets
through haunting the saloon where he
releases his troubles he may try to
get anctLer position. Meanwhile she
bends over the washboard patiently
Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

us that man a grafter?'' ''I wouldn't
say he was fully worthy of the title, an
sWered Senator Sorghum. He has made
a start, but he hasn't gotten away with
the goods. w shington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

There's no use in my joining your sew
ing circle" said the new resident. Il re
ally can't sew at air. 90, yes
but you can talk" persisted the caller,
with the Northumberland Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Little Willfe-''Papa. why does the rail-
way company have those cases with the
AK and saw in every carp" Father-''I
presume they are put in to use in case any
one wants to open a indow.'-Puck.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

You thing dis ole worr is a-rolling'
right?"
wen. you des keep bout dollar an
a half in 70 pocket, an youu never need
ter ak dat question. Atlanta Constitu-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

She-''Now wasn't it thoughtful of me to
go out early and gather those flowers for
the breakfast table?'' ''Finei" (EIe kisses
herr. Where's the coffee?" "'Oh, but I
can't think of everything, darling, can I?''
Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Sharptongue-I am surprised to find you
riding in a parlor car.
Graban railway hog)-Huh! I'D like to
know why?
Sharptongue-No matter how hard you
try you can't occupy but one seat-New
York Weekly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Want any typewriter supplies? q asked
the peddler, sticking his head in the office
door. No" replied the young business
man, overwhelmingly, Il just got her a
box Of bonbons only an hour or so ago"
philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

Mr.. Phoxy-I was going to ask you to
try this little trick: Multiply the years Of
your age by 8, subtract q from the total,
and what's the ansWer2
Miss Kute-You should be able to guess
the answer at once.
Mr.. Phoxy-Yes2
Miss Kute-None of your business
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

BinIs-'When I first met you, sir, 1
thought you were a gentleman Spinks
And when I met you, sir, I was sure
you were IDIOT Binks-'sWeu. let
shake hands and make up. I'm willing to
admit that we were both mistaken. ~
Cleveland Leader
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-09

accident
Jones-You're fake It's your right
arm that appears to be gone now;
yesterday it was your left.
Beggar-Well, boss, you see I got con-
cussion of the brain in the same acct
dent, and it fixed me SO I can't never re-
member which arms gone!-Cleveland
Leader
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

7:S5 a. M.-LoCal for Harrisonburg, Warren
ton. DanviIle. and way stations
1851 A M, DATLY-Washington and Floritf,
Limited First-class coaches ana sleeper 60
Columbia Savannah and jacksonville. I'm
ing Car Service.
u A. n. DAILY-United States Fast Mall
Firstciass coaches and drawing room
Sleeper to New Orleans Dining car service
so.4burs and way stations Manassas
4:55 p. NJ DAILY-Local for warrenton and
Charlottesville.
500 P. NJ. WEEK DAYS-Southern's Palm
Limited Club. Observation. Library. Draw
Jacksonville and ST Augustine. Drawing
Room, Stateroom Sleeper New York 10
Aiken and Augusta. Southern Ry. Dining
Car Service.
7.3o 2 NJ DAILY-New York and Atlanta
Express. First-class Coach to atlanta,
week days Sleeper to Pinehurst, n. c.
Sunset Route Tourist Sleeper Washington 10
san Francisco Mondays. Wednesdays. and
$50 P. M-New York and Florida Express.
Through Coaches and Sieepers to ColuIn bia
Augusta and Port Tampa Dining Car
Service Ia Carte.
10 p NJ. DAILY-New York and Memph.g
Limited (via Lynchburg). First class coach
and sleeping car TO Roanoke. Knoxville.
Chattanooga. and Memphis sleeper 70 New
Orleans. Dining Car Service.
1915 p. NJ DAILY-Washington and South
western Limited All Pullman train, Club
and Observation Cars 10 Atlanta. and Ms
cor; Sleepers 10 Nashville. Atlanta. Macon
c. IL. AcKERT. General Manager.
Jan eth, S. II. HABDWICK. Pass Traf Mgr
15ls. w. II. TAYLOE, Gen. Pass Agent
L. S. BROWN. General Egent
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RY.

Trains leave Pennsylvania Station Daily.
$50 e. M.-CHICAGO AND ST. LOUIS SPE-
CIAL Solid yestibGle. electric ugh,eo
dining car train TO Cincinnati, with Pull
man sieepers Louisville, Cincinnati n
dianapoIis. Chicago and st. Louis Con.
uection for Virginia Hot Springs Dining
Ca from Washington.
ii:I0 p. M.-F. +. Y. LIMITED. Solid yes-
Thule. electric lighted. dining car train
to Cincinnati, with Pullman Sleepers L.
Cincinnati Lexington. and Louisville
Compartment Sleeper to Virginia Hot
Springs daily except Sunday Sleepers
Cincinnati TO Chicago and St Louis
Dining Car,
Reservation and tickets at 5I3 pennsy Iva MIA
avenue. COS Fourteenth street, near F, and
at the station. Telephone 1910 for Pennsyl-
vania Cab Service II ". FULLER.
Tell phone Main 1866 Csen'i Passenger Art
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
sEAB0ARD AIR LINE RAIL WAY.
ficket Ofhce, II PENN. ave.

Ticket Office, 1921 Penna ave.
For Petersburg. Raleigh, Wilmington, CO.
lgn1bie, Savannah. Jacksonville. Tampa At
lanta. Birmingham, Mobile, Pensacola, and
New Orleans.
10 80 4. NJ DAILY-Seaboard MaIl-Througl
Pullman Sleeper &c Jacksonville, Fla, con-
necting 1T Hamlet with Pullman Sleeper 10
Atlanta. Cafe Dining Car.
SIS Z. 81. DAILY-Scaboard Florida Lin.
ifed-Ccnposed exclusively OF new and ur-to-
date Pullman Equipment between New York
end ST. Augustine, Fla Pullman Dining Car
Double Drawing Room Sleeping Cars State
room and Observation Car. Through Sleeper
TO Atlanta on this train.
7:25 =. 81. DAILY-Sea board Express-SoIid
train TO Jacksonville and Tampa. with
through Pullman sieepers. Cafe Dining Car
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
SUBURBAN PROPERTY.

GET a CERTIFICATE OF TITLE to your
suburban or farm purchase in Maryland from
the MARYLAND REAL ESTATE TITLE
CO. Com. NATL Bank Building. 18th and c.
and your title Will be secure. feIs-g3t
The Washington times., 1905-03-18

FOR sALE-sixty large lots TO white o. col
Dred people, located between new highway
bridge and Arlington, about two miles from
Washington. on electric line from sI5O
to $25e per lot Also large brick storefouse
and dwelling. and q four-roorn house
and two lots, cheap. and on easy terms send
for plat and list of property.
JAMES &. CLEMENTS
1906 @ st. NV. Phone Main 1889
IllhIT-3t
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
SUMMER RESORTS.

FOR RENTAL Arundel on the-B Bay five
miles south Of Annapolis, Md, one cottage;
seven rooms; furnished. $3.50; one cottage. five
rooms unfurnshed. 500. One hotel. % rooms
furnished. $500. Apply THos. W SMITH.
corner LIST st. and indiana ave. nw.
Enh1s-6t-sxSu
The Washington times., 1905-03-18

FOR SAIE-Seashors lots; Sorners Point
\. j.. miles from Atlantic City; two miles
from Ocean City; trolley railroad. and steam
boat connections. Prices from $50 to siT5; 6
per cen, off for cash, monthly payments:
lots high and dry: excellent fishing. boating
and bathing. Build now for the summer
son. Circulars. maps. etc, at IENEESSEY
& TAGGART'S. $50 + ST NV. rnhI4,i6,Is
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
FOR SALE-LOTS.
FOR sALE-rHIs is a

FOR
YOU
20 buy real estate, we have II Of all kinds
and at eli prices We call especial attention
10 twenty lots in sit Pleasant ttIoImead sub
dfVisiohl DO not fail 10 give this your at
tention- Tie owners of these lots nave or
dered them sold, and purchasers are bound
to pFont by their decision. How can IL be
Otherwise with ground high and healtnily 10
Gated. and accessible the It'll IIth and
14tal St cars. and where improvements are
higf-gfade. ana ground only SOC per foot and
upward? a number Of these lots have sold
already. and the number is limited WA II
SAUNDERS < CO. 1907 st
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.


FOR SALE OR ExCHANGE-Fsrm. sixty
acres; good hand for trucking; lots of fruit;
two houses and near to market. W H
HARRIS, i'll sih ST. Sc mhl6-3t
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
STORAGE.

WHY PAY MORE? We store for Zoe a load
UNITED STATES STORAGE CO.. ASSOC zoe
10th ST. NV. Phone Aai=1 4222. ulh3- 30t
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
LOAN COMPANIES.

s6@ IF YOU ARE PUTTING MONEY
81 "a IN a bank. you look for the safest
institution; why not Use the same
care when you deposit your val
nabies Tor loan7 We have q building and
sizes made for the purpose. Ali business
CONFIDENTIAL. Money loaned on watches dia-
nonds. jeweiry. etc. Interest three per cent
instead of ten
II. K. FULToNs LOAN OFFICE.
Established 1870. 214 Ninth Street n W
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
WANTED-HOUS SEES.

WANTED-An eight or nine-roopI house in
suburbs, Northwest prefer ed must be rea-
sonabie I. K Amin. 1873 18th ST. ns.
MANTED-By two adults, small furnIsheI
fiat or house, in Northwest, Tor spring and
summer months, state price. Address BOX
go this Office. mhI7-5t
WANTED-To buy froul. owner. small house
on letIered or numbered street; prefer brick
for about 81. 90. address BOX S. this Of
flee mhI7-3t
IT voc WANT 10 rent your vacant property
call At once. GRACE 81. THOMAS Cor
coran building. mht5-7t
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
STEAMBOATS,.
NORFOLK & WASHINGTON
STEAMBOAT COMPANY

Every day in the year from foot of 7th
81. for Fort Monroe. Norfolk, Newport
- News, and all points south. by the su-
- perb. powerful! steel palace steamers
Newport News" Norfolk" and
Washington
I.v. Washing on = 80 pm lLv Por tsnou tn. IS On,
Iv, Ale ndria I 20 pm Lv. NUrfoIk..-.C Or,
Ar FIT. Monroe. 4 10 am fLv- FIT Monroe Il i,nI
i.r. Norfolk. 80 an Ar. Alexandria 80 am
IN Portsmouth. S 100 am lAr. WASHINGTON Z am
III Through connection made at Nor
folk with steamers of Old Dominion
sStSGUlSHlp L. 4oE New 19Ik ana hief-
chants and Miners steamships foE Bos-
general ticket office. EOS 18th st, Col
orado Building telephone Main-o230)
or 9TH st. wharf telephone Maia-3l60).
JNO. CALLAHAN
I'd V. Pres. * Gen. Mgr.
". II. CALLAHAN, Gen. Pass. ACT
asSS-k
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
MONEY TO LOAN.

PRIVATE party will make liberal loans N
sums from $500 up on furni.urs in use with
cut removal or publicity; strictly confidential:
money same day you write. / Will call nj
once. p. o. BOX 2Ss. ta2{-tf
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
WANTED-SUBURBAN.

WANTED-To purchase from owner, an 5
l5xiOo, in Bloomingdale section. Address II
r. W, this office. rnh1s-2t
WANTED-Cottage with garden. In suburbs
or suburban town; rent must be moderate.
". j. GRAHAM, 1I3 Maryland ave. ne
nhIZ-3t
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
DENTISTRY.

DR.. H. ID. uOBSON says atoinized air Is
best for painless extracting of any number
of teeth. To be had only at VERO DEN
lists, lbs Pennsylvania ave. mhIS-tf
TEETH WITHOUT PLATES-No extracting:
no pain; look feel act and last longer than
natural teeth; shFunken faces made normal;
painless filings. DIR. J. L. WILSON, 1903 f
st. fe2S-2It
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.
TIE Baltimore With Pullman Service.


EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR.
TIE Baltimore With Pullman Service.
Week days. 2:57. 500, $50. 1000 7:2o. 500.
s:35. 300, $780, 1000. HOO q. m; I2 noon;
12:65. Loo. 200. 400. 400, AS, 500, sos,
$50. 6:oo $50, TOO. 500. 1000, 1870. Il IS
p. m.
Sundays. PSF. 100. 7:zo, s:ss, 500. II 90.
a. M; Leo. lis. 300, $50, 500. $50. $50.
500. 1000. IL 30. 1:35 r. m.
WESTWARD.
CHICAGO and NORTHWEST. s11:oo a. IA.
CINCINNATI. ST. LOUIS, and LOUIS
VILE. 40 .05 a. m. Il 05 p "a, sI2:45 night.
PITTSBURG and CLEVELAND, s11:o0 a.
M. 1913 D. m. and sI2:zD night
COLUMBUS, IS 80 D. N.
WHEELING. 1905 a. H., $50 D. NJ
WINCHESTER. %ss:35 a. m, ssA05, $500 p.
ANNAPOLIS. week days. 500. s:s5 a. m.
Il noon. AS. 600 p N Sundays. s:s5 a.
M, 80 and 1000 p m.
FREDERICK, +%s 80, et.s:i6, -.+1o:o5. .si1 100
a. m. .ssiI5. *-4:o5. ..5:s5 p. M
HAGERSToWN. *'i0:05 a. m. and $500
p. n.
BOYD and way points s.s:a5, .>.s:I5 a. m.
.*.t:I5, 500. *s5.s5. s*+io:15. al 80 p m.
GAITEERSBURG and way POINTS, sss IS.
esq rs IA, %sI2:50, s@s1 u.s. % .0 :s5
$500. Ts@7 30, ''*1o:15. ss1I:30 p. m.
WASHINGTON JUNCTION and way points,
sse:So sSs9:15 a. m, EEL rs, $500 '5 80 p m.
DAILY. s'Except Sunday. *tsSunday only.
baggage called for and checked from hcteIs
and residences by Union Transfer Co, on or
ders left al ticket offices, GIG Pennsylvania
ave. nv, New York ave. ana 18th St. and al
station.
S. 3. HEGE. District Passenger Agent.
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
LOANSi LOANS!
USE OUR MONEY

We make quick loans privately st rea-
s0nable rates on your Furniture, Pianos.
Teams. etc, without removal, allowing
you from one month to one years time
II you need money ill out this blank.
mali it TO US, and our agent will call. Ali
business strictly confidential. Phone Main
1873. Mail or telephone applications receive
our prompt attention.
Name
The Washington times., 1905-03-18

LOANS ON STOCKS. BONDS. REAL Es-
TATE. Trusts. Bldg. and Loan Assn Shares.
Syndicate Certifs., Warehouse Receipts, LIFE
INSURANCE POLICIES. etc. Reasonable
rates. Square dealing. 40-42 Metzerott Bldg.
1110 ct. NV. Phone SIT. c. a, BAKER,
Broker and Fiscal Agent. se24-tf
The Washington times., 1905-03-18

PRICE, 81, 20
No. u NEW YORK AVE. " E
Six rooms and bath; cellar; furnace; gas
and coal ranges cabinet manteis. open ire
place. Rent 81. 40.
5. W. PICkFokD. 81 Colorado Building
Hfa9-tf
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
FOR SALE OR RENT-suBuRBAN.

FOR SALE OR RENT--H;aIses In Hyatts-
Vile; we'll located; town water; also farms
for rent or sale. Come and inspect AR
THUR CARR. Hyattsville Md .s1h1s-3t
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
FOR RENT-sUBuRBAN.

IN PETWORTH. D. C.-4009 Sth ST NV
seven room brick and bath, SIS. LOUIS P
SHOEMAKER. 6I2 14th st. nv. mhIs-st
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
FOUND.

FREE. l 10. Of Fancy Cakes with each
gaiion 81 ice cream, zoe and Doc per gallon.
LAcET's. sh5 New York ave. jas-tf
FOTSD-one gent!egnan's gold watch and
fop, March 4. Su Pennsylvania ave NV
Owner can have same by describing property
and paving for ad. Call 1I45 Pennsylvania
axe. nE. It
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
WE GUARANTEE SATISFACTION.
JOHN z. DON OBOE & SONS,
Zeal Estate

MOUNT PLEASANT HEIGHTS
Two squares north OF Mount Pleasant, ex-
tending fIora 10th 10 18th st. X. l. Z, ami )
villa piatss also Ia building ic.S The
property is ROW being plotted
Drop postal or call Tor illustrates. booklet
Terms. S1Uj SS0U cash anu so 10 So
monthly.
FULTON r. GORDON,
Northwest Subdivisions a Speciality.
ROBERT q. HEATER. Manager.
Tel. Main S-s. Colorado building.
deso-tf
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
JOSEPH I. WELLER.

REALTY BROKER. coz 2 st. N W..
mhI2-I
The Washington times., 1905-03-18
Sz,55o.
$4,000.

TWO-SToRY AND BASEMENT six-room and
bath dwelling, with very large kitchen
On 6th St ne. near II ST car line House
in perfect condition. Uncer rental to good
party at $3.50 per month.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-28
TOPICS OF THE TIMES.

Virtue becomes a vice as soon as you
begin to boast of it,
A young man who weighs about 200
pounds and has muscles in proportion
is apt to be joyously surprised this year
at the ease of the college entrance-exa-
minations-Chicago News.
Mr.. Rockefeller must be sorry now
he engaged in so unremunerative a
business as selling oil, instead of or
ganizing an insurance company.-The
Detroit Free Press.
The Republicans who object to de-
priving the negro of his vote in Vir-
ginia may point proudly to the shining
example of Philadelphia, where the
Republicans have not only deprived no
living man of his ballot, but for years
have allowed $4,000 dead people to keep
on voting Sun.