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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
ANOTHER BATTLE PROBABLE
BEFORE PEACE IS DECLARED

London, June i2.~'rho practical cor.
laInly now that the peace neRolla'
tons can not begin for another month
leads TO the conviction that another
bault VIII be fought IN tho interval
According 10 the DAILY TeleRraphS
TlfnlNn correspondent a Japanese for
ward movement has already com.
mencod In spite Of the rainy season,
Tho Daily TclographS TOXIC corrcs.
rondent gives an interesting idea of the
situation from correspondent who IL
md 10 he IN good position 10 know
he actual facts This correspondent
says mat the principal Russian depot
n al dunshu Pass, whore many light
mlwaya are being constructed north
wand 10 facilitate retreat, Lieut. Gem
Llncpllch boWildcTcd by the strategy
~ the Japanese, " making repeated
roconndsanots ana throwing out In.
Vulnerable scouts, Nevertheless at the
present moment the correspondent
myt gll hle army " completely on
Wlopod, The Japanese army hus mndo
! circle u hundred miles In clrcum.
itItnto round LlnoVltch ana has grnd'
Ollly shut him H.
Ihc Japanese military correspondent
OF lho Morning Post says the Russian
evacuation Of Omeo shows that Gen,
kANamuro'e Army of the NAlu" dos-
nllo tho dlnleullios met oyor u noun.
lllnou country haH arrived IN time
70 tynohonigc with the movements Of
mo Juronefo armies and tho corrc'
pohionl adds, stirring events are I'M
lunt
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
BpIOllAM CITY.

special Correspondence,
Brlgpnm city, June lG,-A Jolly crowd
took well stocked hampers ana drove
away 20 the cool SYLVAN shades of the
canyon last Wednesday evening After.
wards u fairy circle surrounded q blaS.
ING bonhre ana INDUCED IN soDgs ana
stories unlll 10 y. M Whcn the order u
hroaV camp was sounded Those VINO
enjoyed the evening were Mr. and Mrs
Mart L,coo MI ana Mrs lSslo EDDY
the Nirsos cleo fugRrcn ana EslollO
jon'oh uud Ncsfrs, WIN Lee ana
Wright Evans
Mn and Mrs leo Hoist entertained a
party oi friends at u canyon nuppur
the evening Of Wcdnoldoy last
Thutday evening the Tabernacle
choir went Ia the hOmc OF prosldvnt
Oloon n, Slonl and seronldod the new
stake Presidency while they were mool.
inF together Each guest camo with "a
supply Of luscious cherries, ana happy
evening WAS spent ON the Lawn,
Mr. Gnd Mrs, LyHIt 1ddy woro I'M
quests Of Mn ana Mrs George Woolloy
" salt Lane several days last week.
Mr. ana Mrs. j NJ, Jonson and dough.
ter Myrtle lot brigham Friday morn.
ing for an oullng at their ranch In
Cache valley
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
I'm THE OLD SOUTH"
Fine Evenings Entertainment TO be
Given at Unity Hall Wednesday

An entertainment OF mcr, is schcd-
ulcd for Wednesday oYcning Juno ~
AT Unity hail. In which the program
win be oulltlcd I'm the Ola South"
and viii consist ~ dolIneailon6 "
plantation day ncidonla and quaint
negro humor and dialect The reod'
lngs Of the evening VIII be given by
Miss Louise Williams NJ Augusta Guo
q young painter ana reader of note,
who In essentially Of The old south. I'm
her sentiments ana training she has
been apendmg tho last few months IN
Salt Lake and several NJ her brush
productions have boon much admired
Assisting the Young lady IN the en-
torlalnment win be such artists pa
Prof Mcclellan willard Nrlho Hugh
nougnll, Thomas Ashworth NlrH Ave
nor osborne, and tho piah Ladies'
Quartet The anulr VIII be under the
uuppiopg Of the q, ~ r.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

IN the United states II the American
state department had no, concluded IA
take hand In the adjustment Of that
bankrupt republics affairs, Mrs, Reader
IL about thirty years ot age and Il q
native Of Alabama She went 10 New
York and established typowrltins and
stcnographio business which IN tlmo
assumed such proportions that she EN-.
ployed sixty assistants
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
A WOMAN NOTED AS A
FlNANCIER AND DIPLOMAT.

Mrs. Athoo u, Reader has had ro-
markablo career an u financial and Dip
Tomato agent and has been paid largo
sums for her services IN many matters
which required great dcllcacy ~ manip-
ulOtion, II " "A well authenticated fact
that ~ the agent Of New York bank
ing houeo she obtained from the sultan
Of Johorc a 100000 railroad contract.
She would have received the appolnt-
mcnt o. fscal agent for Santo Domingo
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

Mr. md Mrs John Brooke entertained
q party OF friends az the Academy TUGS
day The evening was devoted to dance
ing
Mrs wynn Eddy has gone north on q
visit To- her mother Sho VIII spond
fome Tine IN Portland al the lalr
Mrs w. N, Pierce NJ salt Lake IA
sponlng few weeks win her mother
Mrs, A. MadFon
Mr. Ocno Pierce, one ~ our A. g.
graduates, has returned home for hIs
summers rest and vacation,
Mgs Mildred Jensen has also returned
after her winter at Logan
Extensive preparations are holnt
made to ensure n good time for SAT-
Lakes gilvor.hnlrod veterans when they
fhall como to Brigham as guests Of the
ely ON june 90
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
TRULY pR0Dl0lOuA.

when a baby OF one year old rloi,c,
Won Routor the young yolinlst know
his alphabet, AZ two and n hall ha
read with tho greatest case the read
crs used IN tho primary schools and
could repeat word Tor word all he had
studied SclcntIhc men we're making
inquiries about ha wonderful mind
when he was only three and the az
,rAordInnry things hia baby brain was
capable Of between the ages OF one and
three wcro all placed on record In Jour.
nails OF science Az three he began TO
play the violin boy car and at three and
"A hnlf 10 read music
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
SCROFULAAA*P}si ; s:.;s

The tainted blood ancestors lays the shoulders OF innocent or
spng untold suffering byansmhng to them through the blood that
ghng Soua or nearly instance the disease can be
traced family blood trouble bodkn marriage which contrary
60 the laws Swelling ung glands Of the neck catarrb,
eyce sores Assesses, et, , D Al. ,.., - 49,. l,,.
skin oupions white SWELL r, " o "a on,n ,S .n3 ,rted
ing mp rapidly body, The disease attacked
domites WIN Nn
the natural strength and then that decided s. That
the medicine made speedy and complete
iCes,e Uaof The poison had o the disease
5h ST. Sana MRS r. DERRIS
blood poutes wcakenS that Misunderstanding fluid and In place Ito
nutrye qualities fills the circulation with scroou matter and mbceua
deposits resulting IN consumption disease which has been IN the
family blood for generations perhaps at least since the birth the sui
- o~. xrn ee, requires constitutional treatment s. s, S
49, R@ @W the remedy best fitted for this II ceanss the
- XnA X blood Of all scroiuous and tubecuous posons
M ~ - makes rich and pure and under the tonic effects
~ ~ Of this great blood medicine the general health ip.
proves symptoms all away there return health the dis
cured permanently while poy protected Book the blood
aud any advice wished furnished by physicians without charge
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, Ga.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
SAD EXPERIENCE
WITH SAARPERS
A North Carolina Truck Farmer
Goe. 10 New York 70 Pur'
chase a Farm.
BILKEO OUT or OPTION MONEY.
Co,, 10 See Any, Jelsme--Slts Down
On Courthouse Steps 10 Count Cash
1t IL stoleu--llc Wells

Nav YORK. June lI-.A sad experience
with city shirpers has como into the
uc Of charles NJ Browcr u truck
nrmer hailing from Hickory n. G.,
maj now he Ia AZ a loss as TO how TO
eol back home, having been relieved Of
all hh FUNDS
Some weeks ago Brewer received u
latter Offering him form IN New Jor-
,oy near this city, The price was small
and ho sent ON H5 TO bind the bargain,
ponnlng hle best clothes he then sct
ont for New York 10 inspect the farm.
IN ME- wallet were Ave 800 bins, Upon
arriving Brewer met the real estate
sgtni and visited the New Jersey farm
MIN him, The land WAS nothing but a
swamp ana In rage the old man de-
mandod that hIs S2D be returned, Tho
rcIl estate ngont laughed AZ him, but
NroWtr mad heard of DlHh Any Jos
,onle. and to him he won't An invest.
aa Hon was made, with the result mat
n warrant was issued for the real oss
lalc dealer
The old farmer was waiting about the
criminal courts bulldinR ~ see hib prlss
oncf when he began e. coRltalr over The
expense OF llylng IN New YORK ana un'
mindful OF the passing pedestrians sat
down upon the stairs to figure up what
Ne Mad spent and count His money
There was SIN balance Of $500 IN tho
wallet
How ala sptud that tiO2' he asked
himself ana placing the wallet beside
hH papers ON the steps, Brewer began
10 figure up what had become Of the
money. \ lhIpf saw the wallet u skill
mi Kick sent II down the steps wllh-
oul tho Old man noticing II, and soon
wallet and thief were far away
root To De careful Win The rcst' Niid
Brewer as ho reached for the wallet
Then he saw there was none, Ills
shouts attracted everyone IN the court.
We're called, but they have no hope Of
rt.DktIIuu DpuMDrN llN luuu
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
TOM FIELDS CONFESSES
MURDER OF FRED FIELDS

Spokane, wash, June a. 4 special
70 he spokcsmun'Rcylcw from Mos
COW, ldan snysi
rom Fields, called "CrlSy Toni" n
ran her living near Frooso ldao to-.
nIgnt confessed 10 tho Killing Of Fred
Fields and the Woundihg of Fred
Yields father Wednesday Tho Fields
were shot from ambush ana suspicion
ic upon Thomas Fields, who although
N lhh same name, ~ no relative Of tho
men he ambushtd because Of hiB sus.
pldoug actions before mo assassinH.
lion ana because Of threats alleged to
hiyo been made,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
cAnRlerrRA WHO PAY.

The choir M tho parish church ~
wnlkcr,on.Tyno England II probably
tho only ono In that country whore tho
members pay for the privilege ot load,
ing tho singing, II consists NJ male
only and thoh foca sometimes amour
TO moro than tine contributions ~ IN
rcet Of tho congregation
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
KNIGHTS ENTERTAINED.
Those Of the 0rd,r of Columbus woll
Received Hero,

Tho visiting party Of loo knights of
columbus had royal time Of II In this
'F Yesterday ana wound up the day
Wohlohly with 4 reception at H.
Na0Ib academy Tho evening opened
MI'h re Deum, "lIoIy God, We Praise
'.N NAME Secretary rolWol Of
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
OGDEN a. RETURN, 800
fsfH#f
Via ID. a. n, O., Monday. June 10th,

Special train leaves Salt Lake 100
D. m, Returning leave ogden at mid.
night Blkc races at S.l5 p. m, BoN.
INK exhibition after The close Of races,
Fine Program Everybody invited,
- -assss-s
i willard Nqurcs, blsso, SolWir
sunday june II,
sssa-ssasasaa=.s..sHa.HH.asassss
llo0r quartet from robin Hood"
Sultalr sunday, Juno u.s.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

Now Haven, Conn made an address,
tho academy students sang Ncrdrs
"Bclla Figlla' from "RlgRolctto" Miss
A. Carter made nm address Of Welcome
ana a program 40 follows was present.
ed
lorps- -Fanlasai "Fayonlc Mco.
u'h .ru.'ttt''t'''.,, t'r',t'''t
Mrs, u, McGurrln, Misses Cannon,
Mulyey dotlNoIn White
"Tho Music Trial" ,n,,,,.W Woodbury.
Misses Mahan ana McCuc
Pllno duo, "Rharsodio IIongroiso",
'l!''',''u ftr.l's,,l.p..u LlsHt
Miss Plumhof and Mrs ~ Mcdurrn,
Nr VHlhhhd u,u,..,y,,,r Tonnyaon
Miss Mahan,
"lnnammaius,' from "Sl0bat Ma.
Vocal class. Solo' Miss Mccuc,
A special feature Of the day was tho
afternoon organ recital IN tho Tahcr
nntle which tho party attended In a
body ana very much enjoyed a second
party OF knlghts from the Los Angeles
convention are due 10 arrive tomorrow
morning ana committees from the 10.
cal Council ana Womon's auxiliary viii
show them around town, Every cour.
losy n boIng oNtcnded 10 tho knights
as they aolourn IN this city ON their
way east
..sa..--,-.,a-~ .-..s...--.-ss
Southern states pay sallalr Friday
juno 2Srd,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17
ORAT0RY.

Special rates 10 those beginning by
June %,
MRS, LEAFA MONTGOMERY,
Phone l2lSk 2bj West LIT South,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

sallair Monday, June 10 Ladies' day,
Thirty trains,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

ngo " my c0laun Tablets ma pack0gc
" my poW.lAw pills with each hotilo
u my pnw'paW
nlpnl ~ 81 hut have instructed all drug.
FIST, To furnish n for 400
More Than this viii refund the money
~ every lntiunuc whore people arc not
satisfied with The rosuliH ! want every
tors he may huVo consulted, no matter
what romcdlos he may have taken, 90 Rot
lhlF combination onor l,om hs druggist
! know ihnt the luw,pnw win purify
nC h9ol Any lilyp AL gaialrnal Ross .,o.
VIII olrnnfo hnd hCnl all the raw places
That N VIII 90 rlphl 10 the seat Ol tho
disease n rcuchos lho upola n p.notrnics
obscure roccsscs whore drugs taken into
tho stomach cannot reach ! Know n VIII
euro ringing ana noises VI the hoad ana
VIII prevent deafness.
MrNYoN, phlla, Pa,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

Therp are corlhln
iorlnh Of tutarrh OF
ho head nose and
throat that potillyrly
require local lrrat.
mont before lllo H1rn
places oin be healed
have Therefore do.
lrtlnlllod ~ o1or a
complete CHtNrrh
uratmpnl al actual
COST J am glylng my
NJ iululfp mud "a mol
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

FREE DEMONSTRATION AND Dis.
PLAY. M NloN'e pAW,pAW AND IN
E HN1i'j aEooG + s. iTIR'iB% SS & N''n w ESi
Temple and second south. 4, O. smith
Drug Go. ll2 south Main, Van Dyke
prug store, go South MAIN McCoyH
phcyp BOZ East Second Noulh e.; smith
nflg rp.a . stores Second South and
Main Third ,soH,n ana Main Frst South
\ South Main,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

Miss clara peal entertained no u
dcllghtlul cNonlnR party u Thursdny
w. honor NJ her plilor Mrs H j, Ryder
Of Mexico, The uuoWa were decorated
win sweet peas and carnations and
music was ON Of the pleasant features
Of The uyunlng About 20 guests enjoy.
ed the event
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-17

Southern states pay Sallalr Friday
Juno 98rd.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-12

A FAMOUS Partisan editor and
n art critic who recently made a
~ tour of the United States gath
= - ering impressions said of
the City of Los Angeles: To be IN
Los Angeles and to have to think OF
departing Is to suffer acute melan-
cholia; for after Los Angeles moth
ing else seems worth seeing.
Of course. that was a Frenchman's
extreme way of putting 1t. Probably
the citizens Of Salt Lake City who
visited the Southern California
metropolis a short time ago, bent on
the same errand that brought the
eloquent foreigner above quoted to
America. would be unwilling to vote
quite such unqualified praise to the
famous Southland municipality; and
vet. when one comes right down to
the point. it Is, III fact. this peculiar
charm. not possessed by any other
American city, which Los Angeles
casts over the senses OF the lnteilI-
gent visitor, that has been the
strongest factor in the upbullding or
thts marvellous community. 1t has
become the custom to measure Los
Angeles by the financial rule-to
proclaim 1t chiefly for Its wonderful
business growth and laud 1t for its
commercial triumphs and possibili-
ties; but after ali, it is the pleasur-
able side of the city, Its charm of To-
cation, climate, home architecture
and manner of outdoor life Inherited
from its Spanish ancestor, that first
gave 1t It's start, and that continue,
even In this prosaic day, to make its
present powerful business position
and steady growth possible. In
short. it is that unique, almost Poetic
eharm-a charm that does, m fact,
produce "acute melancholia," IN all
who come and are forced to go again
that has populated Los Angeles
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1905-11-23
READ AND YOU WILL LEARN

That the leading medical writers and
teachers of all the several schools OF
practice endorse and recommend, in the
strongest terms possible, each and every
Ingredient entering into the composition
of DR.. Piercc's Golden Medical Discovery
for the cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia,
catarrh Of stomach, silver complaint"
torpid liver. or DiliOusneSS. chronic bowel
affections, and all catarrhal diseases Of
whatever region, name or nature. 1t is
also a specific remedy for all such chronic
or long standing cases OF catarrhal atfec-
tons and their resultantS, as bronchial,
throat and lung diseases except consump-
tom accompanied with severe coughs. 1t
is not so good for acute colds and coughs,
but for lingering, or chronic cases 1t Is
especially cllicaciouS in producing per-
feet cures. 1t contains Black Cherry bark,
Golden Seal root. BloodrOot, Stone root,
Mandrake root and Queens roOt-all Of
which are highly praised as remedies for
al! the above mentioned affections by such
eminent medical writers and teachers as
Prof. Bartholow, of Jefferson Med. Col
lege; Prof. Hare, of the Univ. of Pa;
Prof. Finley Ellingwood, NJ. D., of Ben
nett Med. College, Chicago; Prof. John
King, NJ. D.. late of Cincinnati Prof.
John NJ. Scudder, NJ. D.. late of Cincin-
Hahnemann Med. College, Chicago, and
scores of Others equally eminent in their
several schools Of practice.
The Golden Medical Discovery is the
only medicine put up for sale through
druggists for like purposes, that has any
such professional endorsement worth
more than any number of ordinary testi-
monials. Open publicity of its formula
on the bottle wrapper is the best possible
guaranty of its merits. A glance at this
published formula will show that Golden
Medical Discovery" contains no poison
Gus or harmful agents and no alcohol
chemically pure, triple-refined glycerine
being used instead. Glycerine is entirely
unobjectionable and besides is a most
useful ingredient in the cure of all stom-
ach as well as bronchial, throat and lung
affections. There is the highest medical
authority for its use in all such cases.
The discovery " is a concentrated glyc-
eric extract Of native, medicinal roots
and is safe and reliable.
A booklet of extracts from eminent,
medical authorities, endorsing its ingre-
dents mailed free On request. Address
DR.. &. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1905-11-23
DISTRESS AFTER MEALS
Sure Sign That Or. Williams Pink Pills
Are Needed to Tone Up the
Digestive Oroans.

Loss of appetite, distress after eating,
Chortness of breath, a feeling of utter
weakness-these are symptoms that are
familiar to most sufferers from stomach
trouble. Too often the ordinary doctors
treatment serves but to weaken the dis
eased organs.
The new tonic method of treating dis
orders of this kind does not aim to do the
work of the stomach, does not demand
that the food be pre-digested, but builds
ND the weakened organs, SO that they can
do the work that nature intended.
Mrs. L.O. Law, of No. 324 North street.
Horton. Kansas, says: "In 1897, while
we were living on a farm in this neigh
borhood, l became generally debilitated
rs the result of overwork. L had serious
Indigestion, lost my appetite, suffered
from a sense of suffocation and from OBJ
struction of the circulation, SO that arti-
fetal means had to be used to restore 1t.
After suffering for months without lind
ing any relief, l tried a box Of DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills Of which l had read in
q newspaper. The first few boxes made
me lots better, and after using the third
box l felt entirely well.
II am now in excellent health and am
able not only to take care of my house
but also to assist my husband in a store
which he has lately taken. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills cured me and l can recon
mend them. They are SO simple, so
easily taken and so prompt i'll their ac-
ton"
Rem ember DR.. WILLIAMSBURG Pills do
not act on the bowels. They make new
blood and restore shattered nerves. In
this way they carry health and vig0r to
every organ aud fiber of the body. They
are sold by all druggists or will be sent.
postpaid, on receipt of price, 90 cents per
box; six boxes for 81 so, by the DIR. Will
liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1905-11-23
READING.


A professor had been summoned as
an expert witness in a case involving
the ownership of a tract of coal land.
81 will ask you, professor" said the
attorney for the prosecution, "if the
geological formation of this land cor
responds with the published data per-
tanning therefor"
at does, SIR" he answered.
"You have thoroughly read up the
geology of the tract in question:"
81 have not"
"You have not?"
"No, sir"
81 ask the jury to notice that the Wit.
ness fatty contradicts himself. Now.
sir, If you haven't read up the geology
involved in this case, why do you pre-,
tend to know anything at all about it?'
Because, sir" said the professor,
Gin studying geological formations 1t
is my invariable custom to read
down."
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1905-11-23
Parliamentary Mud Flinglne.

The Australian labor members are
distinguishing themselves as parlia'
mentary phrasemakers. Mr.. Prender'
CAST, the member for North Melbourne
and the leader of the Labor party in
the parliament of Victoria, has charac'
terized a colleague, who interjected a
remark while he was speaking, as an
"alcoholized ~epileptic freak" which is
a distinct contribution to the litera'
ture of legislative scurrility. After
some demur, he withdrew and apollo.
giZed.-Pall Nal Gazette.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1905-11-23
irvino'. Absent1mIndedness.

rt
Like many other men of genius, Sir
Henry Irving had sudden periods OF
Observation-Disclosures, which means. says
Mr.. Marshall p. Wilder, the popular
American entertainer and lecturer, in
his book, "The Sunny Side of the
Street." that his mind is for the time
being not only not absent, but, on the
contrary, is entirely present, and work
ing at, the rate of an hour a minute.
One day while we were driving to-
gether he turned to me and said:
Marshall, I have a story you can
add to your r~epertoire-a very quaint
one."
Then he went into deep thought, and
We had gone fully a block before he
spoke again. Then he said:
"And you know"
Then we went another block, then
farther; but suddenly he asked:
"Now wasn't that droll?"
ut certainly was continues Mr..
Wilder, no matter what it was. But
Sir Henry Still owes me the story, for
he had told it only to himself.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1905-11-23
Hook Declined,

President Eliot of Harvard when a
young man ordered a bottle of hook
in a Boston restaurant. saying as he
did SO: Here, waiter, bring me a bot
tie of hock-hic, haec, hoc!" The wait
er, who had been to college, smiled,
but never stirred. What are you
standing there for?" exclaimed the
professor; didn't I order some hock?'
"Yes, sir" said the waiter, "you or
dered it, but you afterward declined
it."
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1905-11-23
Not on the Steps,

Maria Jane" said a fond mother
the other morning to her daughter,
did Daniel Jameson kiss you on the
steps last night?"
mo, mamma, he did not"
If the fond parent had said clips" in
stead of steps," it would have trou-
bled Maria Jane to reply.