The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-01
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TOGOVENSKY.
The Car stood by the Neva
And he mixed his tears with ,l ltsSys
And he walled: MY army WnlppS0
And my navy now is nltslky'
And I think my job IS over
q And nay dream Of glory pust-sE-s
And I guess I'll check my baggage
To the city of Ssndusky- e,,-..-,-,
HUMOR OF THE Day
..Bre'r Jenkins crossed overt"
Which way you reckon he went?r
.Lawd only knows. But des TO de bren
ief' him he locked at de thermometer en-
de har on his head riz UP lax IT Wuz
gwine ter git dar fust!'-Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
HE IS JUSTIFIED.
See him glare! Hear him swear! Hear
Is he sick7 Is he crazy or hurt?
NO-he's donniDE a IA collar
And he's wearing a IS shirt.
Cleveland Leader
The Customer must say you are
much more courteous clerk than your
The CIerk-Yes, he gets $50 a month and
get only $50, so he has 70 be SO month
who is yeur favorite composer"
I was talking to mother and the girls
about that yesterday. answered Mr.. Cum
rox- TT is somebody whose lines I can't
remember and wose name can't pro-
nounce. shington Star.
..Have you much room in your new
S'Rooml Mercy me, I should think not
Why, our kitchen and dining room are SO
small that We have to use condensed
milk milwaukee Sentinel.
us this the first time you have ever
been kissed?" he asked.
Yes" she whispered. What makes
you so thoughtful2'
Say, darling, you're going to be simply
a wonder when you've had practice. -
Chicago Record-Herald.
Miss Prettygirl has cut out Sally Pert,
who was going to marry Jack Brightly"
Yes, and Jack Brightly has cut out jim
Seadds. who was going to marry Miss
Il wonder if it is true that scadds is
now going to marry Sally?''
she-Boys are savages by instinct. They
| love to torment others and when they
| grow up they give their propensity free
| rein by hunting game.
| He-Yes, and the girls when they grow
/ up torment the men.-Boston Transcript.
Il wouldn't have. supposed that the well
would furnish their house so shabby"
Huh! The Wellophs are so rich that
| they can afford to buy the cheapest kind
of furniture for their house. '-Chicago
Tribune.
Mrs. siddon was a great actress"
Yes shee, was, in fact, the greatest
ssCSeel How many men did she kill?"-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
In order to avoid the possibility Of a Sc
cret escaping a woman she always gets
some one to helD her keep it.
| Worldly wisdom doesn't always prevent
a man from becoming a fool.
A woman is never sure she really loves
a man until she finds out other women adj
fnire him.
The average mans conscience never
troubles him until he discovers his wife
suspects hirn.-Nilwaulkee Sentinel.
II see that a woman's debating club has
just been formed in Philadelphia"
How IS it to be conducted2'
Why, L suppose they meet once q week
and play whist. cleveland Plain Dealer.
Are you a foreigner asked the lady at
Il be- be. mum, replied the tramp.
How long have you been in this coun-
try?" ...
Thirty years! And can't talk any better
''Weli, hain't had chance, mum; Yer
mum !''-Yonkers Statesman.
Have you decided where you will
NO answered Mr.. Kepdown, I'm 60
ing to let my wife decide this year. She
used to wake n me SD N the DEAD DEAD Of Righl
the place out."-Detroit Tribune.
Mrs. Hi Uppe-Dear, did you see any Of
those fine old aqueducts while you were in
Mrs. New Rich-Never seen a duck. And
while we was riding across Germany we
kept a lookout for some of them German
: peasants, but never seen such a scarcity
I of fowl no place.-Kansas City Drovers
Telegram.
Piper Dewne "a. plumber, to new clerk
Now the first thing to learn in this bust
ness IS never to Overeharze.
New Clerk-What do you mean by an
overchaTGe?
than the customer is worth.-Brooklyr
Eagle.
Miss Passay Ccoyly)-I saw the cutesi
painting today of the-eE-what Is the
name Of that little god That represent is
Mr.. Timmid-Well, now you've got me.
, Miss Passay-O! Mr.. Timmid, this is 50
Observation-Disclosures Press
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
. How wonder what you are,
Up above the world SO nigh. $50.
New York Mail.
''Who is that husky man yonder. talking
so loud and fiercely against the new can
ned goods trust2"
He keeps farm boarding house fol-
summer boarders, where everything Is
grown on the farm. ''-Browning's Maya
, zine.
When it comes to settling strike, Chi
eago hardly acts with that vigOr and de
1 Termination which mark her policy Wbef
she goes after a national convention.-In-
diana polls News.
''Tne old professors one hobby is ento.
mology They say he's got the greatest
collection OF insects IN the world.
Il don't know about that. Did you ever
see my dog Philadelphia Press.