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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
cLEmENTlNA GONZALES
OF CENTRAL AMERICA,
RESTORED TO HEALTH.
PE.Ru.NA THE REMEDY.

Miss Clementina Gonzales, Hotel Pro
vincia, Guatemala. c. A., in a recent
letter from 247 Cleveland Ave-, Chicago,
ILL.,, writes:
"I took Peruna for q wOrn-0uf con-
difiOn. Twas so run down that could
not sleep at night, had no appetite and
felt tired In the morning.
"I tried many f0nics, but Peruns
was the only thing which helped me In
the Least. After had taken but q half
bottle / felt much better. continued
its use for three weeks and was COM
pIefely restored to health, and was
able to take up my studies which J had
been forced to drop. There IS nothing
better than Peruna to build up the
system. .'-CIenenfira Gonzales.
Address The Peruna Medicine Co.,
of Columbus, Ohio, for instructive free
literature on catarrh.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
WOKE THE WRONG MAN.

So PeddIer With Blackened Face
Thought When He Looked In Glass.
Frank Bush, down at Brighton
Beach, tells of Jew peddler who ar
rived at country hotel one night in
q blizzard. The storm was so bad
that he could not proceed farther, yet
the landlord had no room for him,
unless he was willing to occupy bed
with negro. The peddler baked at
this for some time, but finally became
so sleepy that he accepted the situa-
tion and turned in with the black man,
leaving an order to be called early.
Then the boy about the hotel got in his
funny work and blackened the ped
dler's face while he slept. In the
morning the boy called the Jew at the
appointed time, but when the guest
had arisen and looked at himself in
the mirror, he returned to bed, saying:
'Vell, l 60 back to sleep. Dey hat
woke de wrong man. ."-Brooklyn
Eagle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
WHY NOT "PUT A sMILE"3
New Expression and Odd One, but
Helpful.

New Expression and Odd One, but
Helpful.
It is an odd expression, but it sticks
in the memory.
Put smile.
Who coined it? you ask. Not any
one that you know. 1t came from a
bright-eyed, happy-hearted little tene-
ment lad as an injunction to some of
his playmates.
A reporter and newspaper artist
were visiting the densely crowded ten
ement district in search of a story
and some pictures. They found at
last a number of children who were
boiling over with happiness because
some godly-minded woman were to
send them to the country for two
weeks outing. Preparation for the
picture was watched by the group Of
children who We're about to enjoy the
new experience Of sitting before a
camera.
One little lad was particularly glee-
full. His ayes danced. He was not
one of those in the picture, and he
was not going to the country, but he
was happy for all that. His joy was
uncomfortable. 1t broke out at the
critical moment, and in an ecstacy Of
delight he shouted the injunction,
''Put a smile"
The smile was put" Could you
have helped it?
1t is pretty good advice, though,
isn't it?
If the weather man continues per-
verse and the hot days sap your
strength and warp your character
put smile and endure as best you
can. The smile will help wonderfully.
1t worries overtake you and sorrows
come to you and your heart seems
breaking with the load
Put a smile.-Chicago Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Lesson for Women,

Jersey Shore, Pa, Aug. 2sth (spe-
cial)-"Dodd's Kidney Pills have done
worlds of good for me-" That's what
Mrs. C. B. Earnest of this place has
to say of the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
II was laid up SICK" Mrs. Earnest
continues, "and had not been out Of
bed for FIVE weeks. Then began to use
Dodd's Kidney Pills and now I am so
I can work and 60 down town without
suffering any. would not be without
Dodd's Kidney Pills. l have good rea-
son to praise them everywhere"
Women who suffer should learn q
lesson from this, and that lesson is
''cure the kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills and your suffering will cease. "
Woman's health depends almost en-
tirely on her kidneys. Dodd's Kidney
pills have never yet failed to make
Fhealthy kidneys.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Through Love Lighted Ways

And happiness they'll surely find
Along lfe's love lit way.
They'll scatter sunshine all around,
And make mankind rejoice
That there are those who hear and heed
The blessed Savior's voice;
Who teach the world that God is love,
And through it's power we
Can find a paradise on earth
If We'll Gods wisdom see.
And ever keep the thought in mind
To live the golden rule
And see that it is always taught
At home, in church and school,
Then soon will come to bless the world
The grand millennium,
When happiness and sweet content
Into each heart will come.
Martha Shepard Lippincotk
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
EVELYN WALSH, CHAUFFEUSE.
Millionaire Miners Daughter Drives
$4,000 Automobile.

$4,000 Automobile.
Blase Newport has been awakened
into a semblance of interest by Miss
Evelyn Walsh, the beautiful daughter
of Thomas F. Walsh, millionaire miner
of Colorado. Miss Walsh is the "boss'
of $4,000 automobile, which she
drives herself without the aid of a
chauffeur. She knows the mechanical
makeup of the machine as perfectly
as the manufacturer, and it is treat
for the enervated Newporters to
watch her make ready for a spin,
which she does by close examination
of all the working parts of the car.
She is cool and careful driver, and
while fond of high speed has lively
appreciation of the rights Of pedestri-
ans and of horse-drawn vehicles. She
has never had an accident or break
down, and can put many of the profess
sional chauffeurs to blush when it
comes to skillful handling and turn
ing sharp corners.-New York Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Terrible Story That Comes From
Russia Reads Like q Tale Of
tho Middle Ages - Lives Of
YOUNG Children Sacrificed.

Russia NoAo0 Like q Alo OF
tho Middle Ages - Lives OF
Young Children Sacrificed.
Throughout the middle ages there
were current tales of men who caught
and sacrificed babies in their unholy
pursuit of knowledge. Recently stories
of a somewhat similar kind have been
sade against Americans. Here is a
yarn of the same character from Rus
sia: 1.-TWO women of gigantic stature
took furnished house in the principal
street of the village of Dubovo. They
seldom went out in the daytime, but
were often seen in town and out on
the country roads at night. On last
Christmas day the 4-year-old daughter
of blacksmith mysteriously disap-
peared while carrying his midday meal
to her fathers forge. The whole place
and the sourrounding country were
secured in vain, but no trace Of the
little one was found. Five days later
the baby daughter of an inn-keeper
vanished. On Feb. the twin children
of widow went to slide on a pond.
but failed to return. Search resulted
in the discovery of large hole in
the ice, but the bodies of the children
could not be found. During the month
of March five more children unac-
countably vanished.
"On April 21 the solution of the ter
rible mystery came. Screams were
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
FigurativeIy Speaking.

"The pastor said last Sunday that
We should each Of us try to put a
little sunshine into our neighbors'
lives"
'The pastor is talking poetry. A lit
tie of last weeks sunshine would have
been as bad as Goals of fire. e."-Cleve-
land Plaindealer.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Righteous indignation

Here the promoter whispered some
thing in his ear.
"Wolld that induce you to look
more favorably on our scheme?" he
asked.
Sir" answered the alderman from
the 'Steenth ward. Quivering with
wrath, "if you think I am to be
swerved from my duty by bribe-
like that-you sadly underestimate
me- Chicago Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Sure Enough.

Little Amzi (who has an inQuiring
mind)-Do you s'pose. Uncle Bill, that
hen knows the difference between a
real egg and a wooden one?
Uncle Bill Blderback-Sartin she
does, Amzi. Ye never heard of hen
layin' wooden egg, did ye?-Toyn
Topics.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01

restoring those organs to a condition
OF health. My experience with your
valuable remedy was equally as graft.
Tying as that of several of nv friends
Yours truly,
(S1gned) TIMOTHY d. SULLIVAN.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price, SO
cents per box.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
An AnalXtical Mind.

II see thet tn government has
bought thirty eight tons of insect pow
der to send to the Panyma canal"
What do you suppose thet's fer,
Amzi?"
Il spose it's fer insecks, Sairy."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
A Good Turn,

"Here! wake up" cried Subbubs,
appearing on his front porch in his
pajamas. you've got nerve to be
sleeping in our hammock"
"Nerve?" asked Weary Willie, sleep.
lily, why, I'm a benefactor; if it
wasn't fur me holdin' this hammock
down de mosquitoes would "a lugged
1t off long ago.'-Philadelp Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
To Higher Realms of Thought.
and All the Blessings of Man.
kind. Are Through Loves
Power Taudht.

Through love lit ways the soul Is led
To higher realms of thought,
And all the blessings OF mankind
Are through loves power taught.
'Tis love that brings lifes happiness
And fills us with content,
So We shall know the highest Joys
That for our lives were meant.
Love drives the petty evil thoughts
All out of human hearts,
And to the souls that love will rule
1t sweetest peace imparts.
They know the lessons Jesus taught,
His precepts will obey,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Good Soul!

I'm so disappointed in baby S
weight. l was sure he would weigh
ten pounds, but the scales said only
seven"
"She looks heavier than that" said
the caller. where did you weigh
herr"
"On my husbands scales," an
swered the iceman's wife.-Chicago
Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01

Senator Sulli-
van writes:
1T is a pleas
ure to endorse a
re m e d y like
DOan's Kidney
Pills, h a v / n g
found them Of
greatest value
in eliminating
the di S tre s s
caused by sick
kidneys. and in
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Needless,

Landlord Cat summer resort)-You
are out early this morning. Did you
have an alarm clock in your room?
Guest-No. Didn't need one. There
was a *mosquito
indicating were strong adjective
was edited out.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
At the Village Election.

At the Village Election.
Squire Woolsey-Well. Sam, hope
you are going to vote for me to-mor.
row?
Sam Scrubbin-I hope so. too, sab !;
needs two dollahs mighty bad sah.-
Punch.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Couldn't Keep Up.

"She went west at the age of eigh-
teen to grow mp with the country"
"How did she succeed?"
mot very well. She is till eigTI-
teen."-Grand Rapids Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
On the Audience.

''Was Westinghouse new comedy
funny?"
Il guess so. The audience treated
the whole thing as a huge practical
joke. Leader.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. THos ROBBINS,
Maple Street. Norwich. N. Y. Feb. II. 1900.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Qualified.

Visitor-I have here an article on
the rearing of children and duties of
parents.
Editor-Are you married?
NO indeed!'
well, then, you may leave the arti-
Gle and we will look it over"-Balti-
more American.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
ConcerninQ Mcpherson,

First Scot-What kin O man is Nc
Pherson?
Second Scot-A gey queer kin O
man. went to his hoose and he askit
me to talk some whusky. When he be-
gan to pour it cot l said, "Stop! stop!
and he stoppit! That's the kin O.
mali he is.-Chicago Chronicle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01

The man who sums woman up in a
sentence is the man whom women
can fool with a phrase.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01

1t is difficult to follow an obscure
allusion, but still more SO to follow
good advice.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01

suffer in silence and drift along from
bad to worse, knowing full we'll that
they ought to have immediate assist
ance, but natural modesty impela
them to shrink from exposing them
selves to the questions and probably y
examinations of even their family
physician. 1t is unnecessary. Without
money or price you can consult a wo-
man whose knowledge from actual ex.
perience is great.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation
Women suffering from any form OF
female weakness are invited to promptly
communicate with Mrs. Pinkham, at
Lynn, Mass. All letters are received,
opened, read and answered by women
only. A woman can freely talk of her
private illness to a woman; thus has
been established the eternal confidence
between Mrs. Pinkham and the women
of America which has never been
broken. Out Of the vast volume OF
experience which she has to draw from,
it is more than possible that she has
gained the very knowledge that will
help your case. She asks nothing in
return except your goodwill, and her
advice has relieved thousands. Surely
any woman, rich or poor, is very foolish
if she does not take advantage of this
generous offer of assistance.
If you are i'll, don't hesitate to get a
bottle of Lydia E. .Pinkham' Vegetable
Compound at once, and write Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn. Mass, for special advice.
When a medicine has been successful
In restoring to health SO many women,
you cannot well say, without trying it,
do not believe it will help me-"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01

CDR. David Kennedy's Favorfte Remedy
gave me prompt and complete relief from dyspepsia
liver arrangement" b. I. Trow BRIDGE Harlem H. r. NY.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
oENATOR SULLIVAN
Says He Has Found Doan's Kidney
Pills Invaluable in Treating Sick
kidneyo.

Hon. Timothy %. Sullivan OF New
York, Member of Congress from the
Eighth New York District, and one of
the Democratic leaders of New York
State, strongly recommends Doan's
Kidney Pills.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-09-01
Hiah Finance.

Cobwigger-I presume he lives be-
yond his income?
Merritt-Why, man: he lives beyond
other peoples incomes.-Puck.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
THE SPORTING NEWS.
RACING.
ELABORATE PLANS FOR
 AN AMERICAN HENLEY

Philadelphia, Pa, Jan 10-Accordins to the fast maturing plans of the board of stewards of the American Rowing association. whose annual regatta, popularly known as the ,:American Henley" is to be held on The Sclrllylkill May 20, one of it's fea- lures will be an intercollegiate regatta for the second crews of Yale, Harvard Pennsylvania, Cornell. Columbia. Sy- racusc and possibly Georgetown.
 If this intercollegiate race is finally arranged. it will be the first instance in the history of American rowing that these colleges have been brought to- gether on the water. It the ultimate hope that the varsity eights of these colleges will be brough together in d year OF two, and thus merge the Poughkeepsie and New London regat- tass with the American Henley. It will take time to bring about this desirable condition of affairs, and the Henley stewards. all of whom are eX-college oarsmen. will be content to start with an Intercollegiate regatta of junior eights.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
MORGAN'S PROPOSAL.
Would Aid The Catholic University in
 Its Troubles,

The troubles of the Catholic univcr, sity at Washington are likely to be greatly alleyiated by ]. Pierpont Mol, gan. who. it is said. has had repre- sentative at the national capital for some days looking to a settlement ol the Waggaman obligations. It is re, ported that he has offered to assume Waggaman'S debt and hold the sccuri- ty until the principal creditors can real. ize on their holdings.
 The proposition is said to be an cx ccedingly liberal one. MT Morgan being willing to advance per cent interest on the principal, which. although pel cent less than Wagsaman allowed, will he sure and will so d long way toward solving the university's financial trOn bles. It. will require the consent of the board Of trustees. Of which Cardl, nal Gibbons is chairman. but it is be. licved he has already been sounded and consented
 The disposition which Mir Morgan would make of the great Woodley tract. one of the principal holdings Of the university. is q theme of much dis. cussion. The land lies adjacent to tho immense cathedral foundation of the Episcopal church. the most ambitious project which this religious body has undertaken on this continent. Mr Nor. san's generosity lends color 10 the he. lief that bc may turn the Wood1cy tracl over to the Episcopacy.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
ANTIQUITY OF HOOKS AND EYES

Hooks and eyes are known to have been used as dress faStcnings for at least q couple of centuries. and they may have been in IFS for 100 or J(G ycraS. but the date of their invention has never been traced
 George II. Cliff. who is head of T big concern which manufactures al, sort of fastening devices. has made the suhcrt q matter of research anG has found the hook and eye in ite present form to have been in use early in the seventeenth century. In his travels through vraious lands he has examined many antique garments, hoping to trace the device still furihet back. but. while the relics all were fitted with hooks and eyes. none of the garments was of earlier manufac- ture than the seventeenth century.
 In Westminster Abbey Mir Cliff came across display of very ancient wearing apparel. which he hoped would throw further light on his re searches. But the article had bccr: worn'by royalty and the guard woult: not permit close inspection. Not cvc:. an offer of SJ for look at the fastce ingS would tempt him. So far as NJ: cliff could see at q distance lacing was ihe method of fastening used in thg garments. which were of twelfth an.s thirteenth century dcsign.-Philadei- phia Record.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
M'GOVERN IS ILL.

There is to be no fight between Tom my Murphy and Hughey McGovern at Philadelphia the latter part of this month. and consequently there is con siderable gloom in Harlem. The pair were to have boxed six rounds before the National X. C.. on January Is. but yesterday McGovern called everything off on the plea that he is too i'll to he able to do himself justice. When Me Govern started to train last week he found that he was too weak to do any work and submitted to an examination by his physician. who advised him to cancel the. match forthwith. Murphy and his friends had made a lot of preparations for the bout. Special trains were chartered and there was to have been gala time in the event of a victory for Tommy. Murphy will in all probability try to get "n go with Frankie Neil.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
NoDNAN AND COAKLEY.

Worcester. Jan 1u.-PetcT J. Nconan n, captain of the Holy Cross hall team last year and later connectei with the Philadelphia Athletics cf the American league. will not return to c"iIegc f"I the second term. and instead will start south with the Athletics next month. Noonan left college for the holidays. intending to return hut in the interim made trip to Philadelphia and afiix.sl his signature to a contract. acrOT,Iin- to whose terms iIe will b. unable TS stay the next term in college
 Andrew CoakIey. the former IisI, Cross pitcher. who has been with tIIs Athletics for the Isast two seasons Tc- turned tc college in the fall with NUp nan but left fer Florida in the early part of December. He is at present iE the crocodile state. and with NooBaI will start training as soon as the A1h lctics arrive iu the south
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
SIX DAY RACE.
Another Chance For Long. Distance
 Feds.

Pittsburg. Jan 10.--Old City hall has been engaged for the week of Feb. ruary 6 to II by Lew Moore of Phila- dclpha. who revived pedestrianism Il few years ago. for a scventy-two hours go as you please race. The terms con form with the recent Pennsylvania state law. which limits endurance races 10 twelve hours a day. All the leading pedestrians have entered and are now training for the event
 The last race held in Pittsburg. two years ago. was won by Pat Cavanaugh. who is entered for tisc coming contest and confidently expects to duplicate his victory. though the field will bc Il much stronger one.
 It includes Pat Dinccn. Davis. the Indian. George Metkus. George Tracey. Gilbert Barnes. Peter Golden. Pctc> Hegclman. John Click. Henry SheIton George Cartwright. George Norcma,, Tony Loslcin and many new aspirants for pedestrian honors.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
THE PUCILIsTs.
WON FIGHT } ON A FOUL
Martin ,Flaherty Worked a <: Clever Trick Hughey hcCovern is Sick Other
 Interesting News.

Boston. Jan 1O-After ueing fouled four times. Martin Flaherty of Lowell, the veteran ringster. worked d Clever ruse on the referee in the sixth round last night, and was given the decision over Fred Bryson, of Walthanl, on q foul
 The latter repeatedly rushed Martin to the ropes. and then would bend his head back. but the referee would not admit it a foul. In the sixth. when Bryson got Martin within few inches of the ropes and it looked as though he was going to force the Lowell boxer upon them. the latter deliberately fell back. and before Bryson could recover he piled on Flaherty and almost push ed him over into the crowd. B.
 The referee did not detect the trick and gave Flaherty the fight. The lat ter was hog fat. and has lost none of his cleverness. Bryson simply bored into him with a straight left and did lot of damages. Martin scored re- peatedly. but there was no strength to his punches. He should have been given the decision on a foul in the fifth.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-10
UMPIRE TIM Hu RST.

If Ban Johnson has mol yet cuB.' plcied the make up of his American league umpire staff. ii might he of ben eft to him and the game if lie should include Timothy Hurst. For two years Hurst has been identified with private affairs. hut hc might bc induced to q. back to tho old job bchinI the plaIc. There never was ! more competent UnI- pire than Hurst when iIe held forth il. the National league. He had splendid control over the players. and his d,'I.i>- ions were eminently fair. Almost any player will admit that Hurst was fear less enough ro give visiting teams aIi even bT,:ik. even Ieforc the most liJS- tile crowds. He would he an ac'Iui>i- ton to the American league particIi- larly if Jack Sheridan de'-itc> to nm pire in California this year.