The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-17
With the Long BolD
The Sad Case of Mrs. Joseph Schultz Of Buffalo, n v
Her Husband Sets Rat Trap in the Pocket Of His
Panties at Night and Mrs. Schultz Is Caught in
the Act-Brutal Judge Allows Schultz to Go Free.
Eye nafure's walks. shoot Il

FUDGE ROCKFORD Of Buffalo, jauntily balancing the
scales Of justice has just ruled that has right
to keep rat-trap set in his trousers pocket
The cprit in the in question Joseph Schultz
ongsufferng citizen of the lake city Mr. Schultz had
retired night after night fairly well fxed but he missed his
small change when the morning light broke thru his easement
with astonishing regularity and saddened Mr.
Schultz So he with dabocal and snuous ingenuity set
ratrap his trousers pocket and left his panties hang
ing over their usual chair.
In the night Schultz was aroused by loud
cutlery Mrs Schultz had found the and about
it. She the into the COURTS but the judge,
ne of course stood by schultzy and let him off without
even advising him to give his wife much money he
spent foolshness every day. The Wives Protection
citation may take this matter up and debate it.
The loyalty of the newspaper to its town proverbial
The Richvile Leader says:
There is thing all the liars in Richvie not
engaged the newspaper business The editor Of this bloom
in sheet has been accused of lying several occasions We
confess but always done for what thought
for the best interests Of the town.
woman living the French coast has tame lobster.
American often have these petsand Of them
cigarets.
m+ .s.
writer in religious exchange disparagng the belief
in good and bad that rabbit foot is
useless bit of superstition The rabbit may hold different
view Of the custom. He has found it very useful indeed
m%
Elijah Dowie not paralyzed after ALL His horse
slipped and strained himself and the correspondents got the
facts slightly twisted.
young gentleman about "a years old is out telling us
how to live 100 years. Shucks, met mahatma who
had done it twice.
49, ,
/ Glory it is spring! That is, in South America.
grand moral hero Arthur Hum Of Port Huron Mich
Hum abandoned his wife the cold mercies of the world
after contributing to the parentage of child the wife
heard no of him.
But trouble to Hunn and he found himself penness
and shoeless at Albany, N Y. ..... .:.:. Ill.,. ..
Hunns mind then turned tenderly his faithful help
meet and he wrote her asking for money buy pair
shoes
&C. If he gets them it is safe bet that he will wear them
out in trips between free lunch counters.
3,e... 49, "a.
~ Do you remember Marcus La Blanche, the actor9 We
don't But at any rate Marcus Mark going to star as
Job the Book Of Job having been dramazed for him. The
lack Of action in job there being much monoogue may
supplied by Mr.. La Blanche who will work in little
melodrama attempt to kdnap Job being foied by the
Comforters, something Of that sort. 1872. 49,
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The Adrian Democrat makes plea for the oil Of gadnes
dispensed by the smooth citizen He tells of good brother
who went out into the social pasture without his
OF OIL He busy everywhere pouring oil every sister
and brother who queaked and he left path peace be-
hind him. But he had any rest He said he would
up bunch and get them they fairly uncous,
then start after another BUNCH and by that time he got
oily and peaceabe the first bunch dry think thu
fuss people would be having if poured oil
troubled waters. A J. R.