Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-05-13
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brac, mum? The Mistress-Not to-
day, Nora. 1 don't think we can af-
ford it.-Pick-Me-Up.
Mike-Are you much hurled Patti
Do ye want a docthor? Pat-A doc
thor, We fulel Afther bein' ruined
over by a trolley car? Phwat OF want
is a lawyer.
Mrs. Casey-Sure, tn goat has ate
all av Maggie's piano music Mr.. Ca
sey-Thank tn lard! Now, if he'd
only ate tn pianny, Odd pension him
fer loife!-Puck.
He declares his wife made him all
that he is" "Quite likely. And 1
should judge that she didn't waste
more than half an hour on the job
Harper's Bazaar.
At The Hague: whats that build
ing, pa?" That, my son, is the Temple
Of Peace" whats it for?" It's
sort of club where nations wrangle be-
tween wars."-Life.
$50 Silas was charged with having
seven wives. Was tn judge severe
cn him?" Awful! He discharged
him with all of his wives waitin' fer
him in tn corridor
He-Like all young men, 1 have my
faults. She-Yes, but they are so in
significant that no sef-respecting girl
would feel justified in marrying you to
reform you.-Illustrated Bits.
The Doctor-You don't like travel
ing on the cars? Well, enjoy it well
enough, except for the dust and Gin
ders. The Professor-Cinders? Eyel
There's the rub.-Chicago Tribune.
Patent Medicine Proprietor - Did
that chap we sent the gross of medi-
cine to send us a testimonial? Secre-
tary-Well no; but we got cards OF
thanks from several of his heirs
Puck.
Scripture verified: Hearing of tax
assessor who had been waylaid and
shot by robbers, Brother Dickey said:
How truly do de Bible say, DE way
of de tax assessor is hardv Atlanta
Constitution.
"Why, Johnny, how much you look
like your fatherw remarked a visitor
II
Johnny, with an air of resignation;
that's what everybody says. but
can't help it."
Doctor, how can l make sure that
the ice 1 use on the table is free from
germs?" boil it." and the good fam
lily physician at once made a two-dol-
lar entry in his y-book.-Detroit
Free Press.
"Miss Observation-Disclosures you not
consent to be mistress of my estates?
l cannot tell you how much l love
YOU" ooh, Reginald or-perhaps you
can give me a rough estlmate-in
acres" Life.
Her Mother-Mr. Sloman has been
coming to Sc you for quite long
while. Maude. What are his inten-
tons? Do you know? She-Well, L
think he intends to keep on coming
Philadelphia Press.
Young man." said Dustin Stax. 81
had to work for my money" well.
, father" was the chilly reply. enough
people In our set are throwing that up
to me without your talking about it,"
= Washington Star.
Tom-So Miss Turner refused you,
eh? Did she give any reason for do
ing so? Jack-Yes, indeed; two OF
them. Tom-What were they? Jack
Myself and another fellow.-Su-
perior CWis) Telegram.
Old Lady-Meat is very dear, butch
er. 1 can hardly afford to buy any.
Rutcher-Why not turn vegetarian,
mum? Old Lady-No, indeed; was
born and brought up a Baptist, and
I'm not going to change my religion
; al my time Of life.
He-Do you think marriages are
, made in heaven? She-I don't know.
r Perhaps they are, but I'd be satisfied
with one made in-or, that Is, OF
course. I wasn't thinking what-oh,
, Charlie. do you really mean it?-Chi-
, cago RecordHerald.
A little fellow in saying his prayers
> one night entreated a blessing on his
r aunt. who was dangerously i'll, and
grayely concluded with these words
"And please, God. don't forget her adj
| dress. She lives at Blank street, on
r the third floor to the right"
: Newitt-I see a great statistician
: saws that considerably more than one
half the worlds population is fem
mime. Congratulations! If that