New-York tribune., 1905-07-17
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A little English girl wrote the following essay on
cat; The cat Is square quadruped. and as Is
customary with square quadrupeds, has it's legs at
the four corners If you want TO please this animal
must stroke It the back. If 1t Is very much
pleased II sets up it's tail quite str like ruler so
that vour hand cannot get any further. The cat Is
said TO have rine lives but in this country sell
dom needs them all because OF Christianity
BY the Sad, Sad sea.-"Poor fellow. pity hini
Gracious! Do you mean to say the girl has gone
Worse than that! She has been married to
A curious story comes from Chicago concerning
two men, each Of whom spied a collar button on the
sidewalk at the same moment. Each, acting on a
simultaneous impulse. stopped 70 pick II up and
each got a bad bump the head for his pains In
the conversation which followed each siuuItane-
ously discovered that he was the others brother
They had been separated for twenty years
Thoroughly stssilized.-Aunt Beth-They say his
Edtth-Nonsense. aunt! heard him says he had
Just cleaned up another million!-CPuck.
The introduction OF the simple life In the COM
mencement exercises at the Kansas Manual Train
Ing Normal School IS heralded as a unique event
For the first time In the history the State stu
dents graduated in work blouses and jumpers and
the graduates. instead of delivering nowerv ora
uons. gave public demonstration in cookine, and
woodwork.
COLLEGE FARMING.
that soa IS 1e%saDer rev is authority for the statement
harvest sds leather shoes sSt&ass AZ ias
and pegtop trousersl
Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the college har-
He's working working down in Kansas with dress suit.
And his patent leather dancing pumps and pegtop
The hands are marching on.
have seen him in the college. with his bulging
high. white brow;
have oo0% 6SaTa dhG n4 fySsa ffys the S2 cheer
But he's got another Job. you see. and he is work
The hands marching on
He has left his Greek and Latin for the harvest
And he'll stand out in the sunlight and he'll roast
and fry and boil.
grimy Kansas soil; 80 -PeO Win
The hands are marching on
And Cholly carries with him in his suitcase. so
A shirt with stiirened bosom and some socks both
And a lot OF other toss and things &c make
great array:
The hands are marching on.
And likely he has with him in his handsome dress
Some fine complexion lotions for to use upon his
And dqgl s tisss on his nghtrObes there are rufies
The hands are marching on
They fear the yellow fsecke and the thick
And Sy and BY ons viii want sSs tS cOo eleero an
The hands are marching on
Chicago Chronicle.
The tea used in the immediate household OF ths
Emperor OF China is treated with the utmost
care II is raised in garden surrounded by a
wall. SO that neither man beast can get nv
where near the plants. At the time OF the bar-
vest those collecting these leaves must abstain
trom eating nsh' that their breath may not spoil
the aroma OF the tea; they must bathe thraa
times day. and, in addition. must wear gloves
while picking the tea fer the Chinese court.
Doctor-Wel. John. how are you to-day2
John-Nerra bad. vera bad. / wish Providence
ua ave mussy on me an take mel
Mue-OW can you expect IL TO tf YOU WON'T
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