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The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29
thing. and dad Just was SO flustered that

thing. and dad Just was so fiustered that
he couldn't say much, until the king
said something about the war between
the States, in which the southern states
achieved a victory. | don't know
whether the king said that just TO wake
dad up, cause dad had grand army but
ton on his coat, but dad choked up lit
tie, and then began to explode, little at
time, like bunch Of flrecrackers, and
finally he went off all In bunch. Dad
said: Look here, Mr. King, some
one has got you all balled up about that
war. know. because was in 1t, and
now the north and the south are United.
and can whip any country that wants to
fight champion. and will go out and
get a reputation, by gosh!"
The king laughed at touching dad Off,
and asked dad what was the matter Of
America and Great Britain getting to-
gether and making all nations know
when they had better keep their places.
and quit talking about fighting. Dad
said he never would consent to America
and GreatBritain getting together to fight
any country untfl Ireland gotjustice and
was ready to come into camp on an
equality, and the king said he would an
swer for the Irishmen of Ireland II dad
would pledge the Irishmen OF America,
cause we had about as many Irishmen
in America as he had in Ireland, and dad
said II the king would give Ireland what
she asked for, he would see that the
1rishmen In America would sing God
Save the) King. | guess dad and the
king would have settled the Irish ques-
tio In about fifteen minutes, and signed
treaty, only servant brought in
two-quart bottle OF champagne, and
dad and the king hadn't drank a quart
apiece before dad started to sing my
Country 'Tis of Thee. Sweet Lard of Lib
ertee," and the king sang God Save the
King" and, by thunder, it was the same
tune, and tears came into dads eyes, and
the king took out his handkerchief and
wiped his nose, and bellered right out,
and the king rose and offered toast TO
America and everybody in it. and they
swallered 1t, and dad said there was
enough juice left in the bottle for one
more round, and he proposed toast to
all the people of Great Britain, including
the Irish, and the king who loved them,
and down she went. and they were stand
ing up. And told dad ii was time to 60
Say, 1t was great, Uncle Ezra, and
wish you could have been there, and
there had been another bottle. The only
thing that happened to mar the reunion
of dad and the king, was when we were
going out backwards, bowling. There
was little hassock back of me, and |
kicked 1t back of dad, and when dad s
heels struck 1t, he went over backwards
and struck on his golf pants, and dad
said "El, Emery, Fave broken my
bloomink back, but who cares and
when the servants picked dad up and
took him out in the hall, and marched us
to the entrance, dad got in the cab, gave
the grand hailing sign Of distress,
started to sing God save something or
other, and went to sleep in the cab, and
took him to the hotel. Yours,
HENNERY.
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has made more trouble than any boy
in the world, and had more fun than any
body, and made them all stand around
and wonder what was coming next.
You're wonder. Strange the Ameri-
can people never thought of killing you."
said yessir, and tried to look innocent,
and then the king told dad to sit down.
and for me to come and stand by his
knee. and by ginger. when he patted me
on the cheek. and his soft hand squeezed
my hand, and he looked into my eyes
with the most winning expession. did
not wonder that all the women were In
love with him. and that all Englishmen
would die for him.
He asked dad all about America, Its
institutions. the president and every
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BY HON. GEORGE w. PECK.
(Ex-Governor of Wisconsin. formerly pub
Usher of "Peck's Sum-" author of =
"Peck's Bad Boy" etc)
Copyright, 1904 by Joseph B. Bowles)
London, H H'england.-DearU Uncle Ezra:
The worst Is over, and dad and have
both touched king. Not the way you
think, touching king for a hand-out, or
borrowing his loose change, the way you
used to touch dad when you had to pay
for your goods but just taking hold OF
his hand, and shaking it in good old
United States fashion.
The American minister arranged 1t for
us. He told somebody that Peck's Bad
Boy ard his dad were in town. and just
wanted to size up king, and see how he
averaged up with United States politi-
clans, and the King set an hour for us
to call. ~
Well. you'd dide to see dad fix up.
Everybody said when we showed our
card at the hotel, notifying us that we
were expected at Marlboro House at such
time, that We would be expected to put
on plenty of dog. That is what an
American from Kalamazoo, who sells
breakfast food, said, and the hotel peo-
pie said we would be obliged to wear
knee breeches, and dancing pumps, and
silk socks, and all that kind of rot, and
mems furnishers began to call upon us
to take our measure for clothes, but
when they told US how much it would
cost, dad kicked. He said he had golf
suit he had made in Oshkosh at the time
of the tournament, that everyone in
Oshkosh said was out of sight, and was
good enough for any king, and so he
rigged up in 1t. and hired suit at
masquerade place, and dad hired coat,
kind of red, to go with his golf pants, and
socks, and he wore canvas tennis shoes.
looked like picture out of fourteenth
century book but dad looked like
clown in circus. One of dads calves
made him look as though he had milk
leg, cause the padding would not stay
around where the calf ought to be, but
worked around towards his shin. We
went to Marlboro House in hanson cab,
and all the way there the driver kept
looking down from the hurricane deck,
through the scuttle hole, to see il we
were there yet. and he must have talked
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"Before I wrote to you, telling you how
felt, Ihad doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots Of money on medicines besides,
but it all failed to help mo. My monthly Pc
RODS had ceased and / suffered much pain,
with fainting spells, headache, backache and
bearing-down pains, and was so weak /
could hardly keep around. As a last resort
I decided to write you and try Lydia X. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and nm so
thankful that did, for after following your
instructions, which you sent me free OF all
charge, my monthly periods started arm
regular and In perfect health. Had II not
been for you I would be in my grave to-day.
"I sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country to
write you for help as did"
When women are troubled with ir-
regular or painful menstruation, weak
ness, lcucorrhea, displacement or ul-
ceration Of tho womb, that bearing
down feeling, inflammation of the ova-
ries, backache, fiatulence, general de-
bility, indigestion ndnervous prostra-
tion, they should remember there Is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia Il,
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at once
removes such troubles.
No other female medicine In the world
has received such widespread and un-
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stitutes.
Mrs. Pinkhnm invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She has guided
thousands TO health. Address, Lynn
Mass.
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Write t. S. G.. Warner, c.. p. g. r. A..
karsas City Southern Ry,, Kansas City,
Mo, for information concerning free
Government llomesteads, New Colony
Locations. Improved farms, Mineral lands.
Rice lands, and Timber lands and for
copy of Current Events" Business Op-
portunites. Rice book, X. G. $. Fruit
book. Cheap round trip homeseekers'
tickets on sale first and third Tuesdays of
each month The short line to the Land
of Fulhllment."
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It Didn't Burn There.

you're always talking about the
poetic fire. she said. II wish you'd
put bushel OF genius into that empty
crate there, and see II the children will
be able to get any warmth out Of IT."
And then he went out into the cold
streets Of the city and wrote a rhymed
advertisement for basket Of COAL
Atlanta Constitution.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29

You can be cured at home without
loss of time and at very little expense by
using Pusbecks Kuro; no examinations
or operations necessary. IL your blood
troubles will soon disappear. All chronic
diseases are the result OF impure blood and
disturbed nerve force. Pusheck's Kuro
purifes the blood and regulates the nerves.
1t is tonic for weakness and general
debility. cures Rheumatism, Skin Dis
eases and Indigestion. 81 at Druggists or
sent Tor that price from DR.. c. Pusheck,
Chicago. Booklet free.
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Right Kind Of Love,

She-Would you really die
for me?
He-No, dear, ! would not.
"There! / thought you wouldn't,
and yet you talk of love"
my dear, my love is of the indy
ing ort."-Philadelphia Press.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29

Progress would be even more rapid than
il is ii we were all as anxious To earn all
the money we get as we are to get all the
money we earn.--Puck.
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Calling the Turn.

SingIeton--What's the matter, old
man? You look as II you had been max
ing a night OF 1t with the boys.
Newpop--You called the turn. The
twins kept me up TIL three o'clock this
morning. Chicago News.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29
"IT SAVED MY LiFE7
Mrs. WiIIadsen Tells How She Tried Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound lust
in Time.

Mrs. T. G. Willadsen, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
II can truly say that you have saved my
life, and cannot express my. gratitude To
you in words.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29

Very few people care as much about sue.
,eeding over other people as they do about
not having somebody else succeed over
them-N. Y. Press
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29

To love one girl exclusively is an in
suit to the rest of them-and they always
resent it.--Life.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29

'The more see of these cranks who say
they live close to nature said Uncle
Allen Sparks, "the more | admire art
Chicago Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-04-29
The Bad Boy and His Dad Call on King
Edward and Almost Settled
the Irish Question.

BY HON. GEORGE w. PECK.
(Ex-Governor of Wisconsin. formerly pub
Usher of "Peck's Sum- author of =
"Peck's Bad BOY. /" etcl
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
THE VALUE or CHARCOAL.
Few People Know How Useful 1t Is in
Preserving Health and Beauty.

Nearly everybody knows that char
coal is the safest and most efficient
disinfectant and purifier in nature,
but few realize it's value when taken
into the human system for the same
cleansing purpose.
Charcoal is remedy that the more
you take of it the better; it Is not =
drug at ali, but simply ahsorps th.
gases and impurities always present
in the stomach and intestlues aud ca
ries them out of the system.
Charcoal sweetens the breath after
smoking, drinking or after eating on
lens Or other odorous vegetables.
Charcoal effectually clears and i'm
proves the complexion, it whitens the
teeth and further acts as a natural
and eminently safe cathartic.
1t abserbs the injurious gases which
collect in the stomach and bowels; it
disinfects the mouth and throat from
the poison of catarrh.
All druggists sell charcoal in one
form or another, but probaly the best
charcoal and the most for the money
is in Stuart's Charcoal Lczenges; they
are composed of the finest powdered
willow charcoal, and other harmless
antiseptics in tablet form or rather in
| the form of large, pleasant tasting
! lozenges, the charcoal being mixed
with honey.
The daily use of these lozenges will
! soon tell in much improved condi
ton Of the general health, better com
! rlexion, sWeeter breath and pure
blood, and the beauty of it is, that nc
possible harm can result from theil
continued use, but on the contrary
great benefit.
Buffalo physician in speaking oi
the benefits of charcoal says: II ad
wise Stuart's Charcoal Lozenges to al
patients suffering from gas in stom
ach and bowels, and to clear thu
complexion and purify the breath
mouth and throat; l also believe thu
LIVER is greatly benefited by the dali,
use of them; they cost but twenty-fiv,
cents bcx at drug stores, and al
though in some sense a patent prepa
ration, yet I believe | get more an,
better charcoal in Stuart's Charcoa
Lozenges than in any of the ordinar
'narcoal tablets.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
County Judge.

To My Friends and the Taxpayers of
Jefferson County:
Standing pat upon a record of hon
est and faithful service as your coun-
ty and probate judge, l hereby an
nounce myself as a candidate for re-
election to the Office, subject to the
action of the Democratic primary to
be held at a date vet to be determine
ed by the Democratic central com.
mittee. l solicit, in behalf of good and
honest government, the vote of every
Democrat. and the influence of every
taxpayer, who believes in justice to
all and special privileges to none; the
enforcement of the law, and the pro
lection of the widow and orphan.
EDWIN ]. KERWIN.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
hnE. QUI VIVI ON HATS.

better class ard are supposed 10 looh
sn art. In play of this sort ii is safe
IL say that there is not Il woman III
the audience who does not voice
criticism favorable or otherwise rela-
tive to everything one wears. In
fact. aphoricaliy speaking, one Is
literally picked to pieces. So the Wo-
men of our profession must be eX-
tremely careful not to offend i'll any
wav the taste of those who pay to see
us. 1t would soon come to the man
agements ears-and then
"People hove AN idea Miss Boland
continued that the management fur
nishes the hats and GOWNS of the
PRINCIPALS. This is seldom the case.
Mr.. Frohman and Mrs Harris are the
only ones | know who do this. and
you can imagine what il means To a
Girl with Il moderate salary to have
to pay for two or three expensive
frocks. Women,s clothes are so terri
I bly, expensive just now that $1,000
would scarcely pay fGr the wardrobe
of a leading lady for d single play.
I'VE all know that American fash
ions are largely controlled by the best
known women of the stage. How
many women trot home and plan to
copy d pretty gown they see at the
matinee? And there is more than
one. well-knoWn gown maker, too,
j whose reputation has been created be
cause a wel-known actress wore her
sowns-and Otter designed them, too,
! for that matter
speaking of hats said Miss Bo-
land. there has been a most amaZ-
ing change in them this last year. The
woman who asks if her hat is on
straight will cause a panic in any
mans heart. for he can't possibly
know. In fact, if it isn't on crooked
it isn't on right All hats are worn
with most decided tilt, and the
lack of the hat invariably tops the
apex
Apex" | said. Dear NE, lock at
my hat quick and see ii | have an
apex. What is it? Am out OF style
I'll have an apex sewed on tomorrow
+ it takes weeks salary
MY dear. MY dear"-and Miss DO
land looked greatly distressed and
bit frightened. She no doubt though
| was crazy.
But I wasn't. was very much II
ecrnest. They charged enough to IN
clude an apex, and it is the intention
of this word distributor to seek th'
n.illiner at the earliest possible mo
nent and see that at least an ape!
is included next time.
NINE. QUI VIVE.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
S. M. D1CKE,Y Agt.
LITTLE ODDS AND ENDS.

Grapes are quite ''out of style" these
days.
Maline is coming into prominence
as a hat trimming 1t is something
fluffy for the backs of hats.
A vest under an Eton coat is very
neat and gives a trim effect. A linen
bosom and embroidered collar, with
a little bow tie, are novel and quite
snappy. aEf
Coats for girls from IA to 1S are
mostly three-Quarter. Very few are
below the knes. The loose backs are
in vogue, with plaitngs; even sugges-
tions of the Norfolk jacket remain.
A pretty idea in dress trimming
Where wide lace is used and has in it
circular design-is to shir strip of
Liberty silk of the same shade as the
lace, or to match the dress goods
making it about one-half inch wide
Sew 1t on, outlining the circle or disc
shaped design in the lace. The effect
IS rich and dainty 1t looks particular
~ well On founce.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

Ny Fellow Citizens: Upon the Sc
licitation of several of my many
friends | hereby announce myself as
candidate for nomination to the
office OF tax assessor of Jefferson
county, subject to the action of my
friends at the Democratic primary.
Your vote and influence is most re
spectfully solicited, and will be mos
highly appreciated, and will ever b
remembered. Your respectfully,
HENRY MART DIAL,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
For Coroner,

The Graphic is authorized to an
nounce DR.. H. f. Williams as can
didate for the office of coroner of JET
ferson county, subject to the action
the Democratic party.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
For Sheriff.

The Graphic is authorized to an
rounce Walter L. Goodwin as a candi-
date for the office of sheriff of Jeffer-
son county, subject to the action or
the Democratic primaries.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

The Graphic is authorized to an
nounce Mason Philpot as candidate
for the office of sheriff of Jefferson
county, subject to the action Of the
Democratic primaries.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

Advertising is to business what
steam is to an engine-the power
which makes it moye.-Edith R. Gerry
in Printers Ink.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

There are preachers who think tn,
wearing of red necktie will solve
the whole problem Of popular1z1a
tn. pulpit. Il
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
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Home visitors eXcursiOns-The sale
of round trip home visitors excursion
tickets is hereby authorized to terri
tory specified herein, at the following
round trip rates and under the ar
rangements outlined herein. Terri
tory-Illincis, all points on, east and
north of the St. Louis-Chicago line of
the C. and E. l. railroad; Iowa, all
POINTS; Michigan, all points in Michi-
gan north and west of Lake Michigan;
Minnesota, all points; Missouri, all
roints north of the ST. Louis Kansas
about, it isn't worth having, and the
City line of the Missouri Pacific rail-
road. except that tickets are not to
be sold to st. Louis and Kansas City,
nor to any point within one hundred
miles of ST. Louis or Kansas City;
Nebraska. all points; North Dakota,
all points; South Dakota, all points;
Wisconsin, all points. Rate-Open
rate ef one and one-third fares for the
round trip Dates Of sale-October
10 and "a, and November IA and 26.
Return limt-Thirty days from date
Of sale.
Fifty-seventh annual session Baptist
state convention of Arkansas. Ft.
Smith, Ark, November 1921, 1908
For the above occasion the following
round trip rates and arrangements are
authorized to Ft Smith, Ark: Rate
$3.50 for the round trip. Dates OF
sale-Novembef Is to 10, inclusive.
Return limit-November %. Transit
lin.it-Continuous passage in each dl-
rection
Booker Washington, Pine Bluff,
Ark, November 16. For the above
occasion the following round trip
rates and arrangements are author
lied to Pine Bluff: Rate-One fare
for the round trip. Odd cents to be
added in all cases to make rate end
in naught or five. Date of sale-No-
vember 16. Return limit-November
II.
Adam Forepaugh and Sells Broth
ers shows, Stuttgart, Ark, November
%, 1905. For the above occasion the
following round-trip rates and ar
rangements are authorized to Stutt
CART, Ark: Rate-from Pine Bluff
$1.40 for the round trip. Date of sale
-Noven4 ber % Return limit--No
vember "a.
Thanksgiving Day Rates, Novem
Der 80, 1905. Account Thanksgiving
Day the following round trip rate,
and arrangements are authorized
Rates-Open rate of one and one
third fare for the round trip; no tick
cts to be sold at less rate thar
oN CcutS, tlG ldlc lOI CIlIIuIGu uN'
years of age and under twelve will b,
oEe-half the adult rate Minimum
child's rate 25 cents. Where ticket
may be sold-Tickets ay be sold t,
any point in Arkansas or Missouri
located on the Cotton Belt or othe
lines to which the regular one-wa
rate from selling point is Sc or less
Tickets may also be sold to Memphis
Tenn, Cairo and Thebes. Ill.,, and t
Cotton Belt points in Louisiana, Pre-
vided the regular one-way rate fror
selling point to destination is nc
more than Sc. Dates Of sale-Novem
her 20 and 80. Return limit-Decen
ber 4.
Booker Washington, Little Rocl
Ark, Noveber Is, 1905. For the abov
occasion the following round-tri
rates and arrangements are authori
ed to Little Rock: Rate-$1.25 fc
the round trip. Date Of sale-Noyen
ber Is. Return limit-Novembe 1,
s. NJ D1CKE,Y Agt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

The art of advertising is to attract
attention.-Enrich Bros, N. Y.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

The Graphic is authorized to an
nounce W. f. Lindsay of Willamette
as a candidate for the office of asses
sor of jefferson county, subject to. the
action of the Democratic primaries.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
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+ ANNOUNCEMENT !
4 + + !. + i! + I. + + + + + t
For Assessor.

The Graphic is authorized to an
nounce Geo. w. List as candidate
for the eflice of assessor of Jefferson
county, subject to the action OF the
Democratic party.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

Booker Washington, Little Rock,
Ark, Noveber Is, 1905. For the above
occasion the following round-trip
rates and arrangements are authoriz-
ed to Little Rock: Rate-$125 for
the round trip. Date of sale-Noyem-
Der Is. Return limit-November 16.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

No man is going to buy your piety
if your peanuts are ancient.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19
Circuit Clerk.

Circuit Clerk.
The Graphic is authorized to an.
nounce Edgar Brewster as candidate
for the Office of circuit clerk of Jeffer-
son county, subject to the action Of
the Democratic primaries.
The Graphic is authorized to an
bounce Drew White as candidate for
the Office of circuit clerk Of Jefferson
county, subject to the action Of the
Democratic primaries.
The Graphic is authorized to an
nounce George E. Lytle as a candi
date for the Office of circuit clerk of
Jefferson county, subject to the action
Of the Democratic primaries.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

Booker Washington. Pine Bluff,
Ark. November 16 For the above
occasion the following round trip
rates and arrangements are author
lied to Pine Bluff: Rate-One fare
for the round trip. Odd cents to be
added in all cases to make rate end
in naught or FIVE. Date of sale-No-
yember 16. Return limit-November
II.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

In an interview the other night the
charming Miss Boland had this to say:
Proper dressing means much to
every girl, and more especially to wo-
men of the stage. II part is not
properly dressed it IS natural con-
sequence that it loses sympathy In
fact, l have known many complete
failure to be made through careless
get up No matter how strong a
woman's personality may be. if she
puts herself into hideous clothes, the
eye is constantly contradicting the
ear. In plays like 'Strongheart' the
| girls are supposed to belong to the
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-11-19

Adam Forepaugh and Sells Broth
ers' shows, Stuttgart, Ark, November
%, 1905. For the above occasion the
following round-trip rates and ar
rangements are authorized to Stutt-
CART. Ark: Rate-From Pine Bluff,
$14O for the round trip. Date of sale
November % Return limit-No-
yember "a.