Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-12-02
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A good runner is not one who 10
constantly into debt and running away
from creditors.
DE fervently)-I would work hard
at anything for you. She (sweetly)-
Well-er-let's begin on your bank
account.-Puck
Bobby-How much footwear do you
wear out In a month, Tommy Tom
my-Two pairs of shoes and a pair of
my mothers slippers.
Him-Yes, he's an artist, a musi-
clan and poet. He poor fellowl had
no idea poverty had such hold on
him.-Chicago Daily News.
she-I wonder why the baby doesn't
begin to talk, John? He-Why,
guess because you don't give him q
chance, dear.-Yonkers Statesman.
Old Boarder-How does the beef
steak here compare with that In the
boarding house you just left. New
Boarder-Its neck and neck.-Balti-
more American.
Bill-Did you ever notice how many
tall men you meet in day? Jill-No.
but I've often noticed how many short
men one meets when you want loan.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Yes, Miss MYRTLE drawled Reggy
Van Pickle, there is a time for all
things" Indeed" yawned the girl In
the Roman chair. Then you have
really looked at the clock"
How can you let George boss you
around that way? l always thought
you so Independent" yes, dear, but
you mustn't forget that Christmas Us
not far off."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
zone danger bout education" said
Uncle Eben, 'is dat young man Is
li'ble to stan aroun' recitin' Woodman,
Spare Dat Tree, when he ought to be
chopin firewood. "-Washingto Star.
Marriages. you know" remarked
Miss Elderleigh, ARE made In heaven"
"Oh, well, cheer up" rejoined Miss
Youngbud, consolingly. you'll prob
ably go there some time."-Chicago
News.
How do you know that Solomon
was the wisest manT THAT'S easy"
answered Mr.. Dustin Stax. "His wis
dom is proved by his extraordinary
accumulation of wealth."-Washing-
ton Star.
First Elevated Road Strap-Thats
a mighty pretty girl. Second Elevat-
ed Road Strap-Yes; and, what's more,
l can support her in the manner TO
which she has been accustomed.-New
York Sun.
Lady-What is It, little boyf Boy
l come to claim de reward you Of
fered for de return of yer canary.
Lady-But that is a cat. Boy-Yes,
but the canary is inside de cat.-Chi-
cago News.
Travers-I hear you are lecturing on
the Strenuous Life. Palavers-Yes,
got tired of hustling, and It's so much
easier to tell other people what to do
than IL is to do things ones self.-De-
troit Free Press.
Farmer Skidmore (reading signs In
CITY uOltl ooo phhh~0 49,
night charged extra" Don't blow out
the gas" These fellers is bound to
catch you one way or the other
Cleveland Leader.
Father-What did the teacher say
when she heard you swear? Small Boy
She asked me where l learned 1t.
Father-What did you tell herr Boy
i didn't want to give you away, pa,
so blamed it on to the parrot--Ex-
change.
First Bachelor-Suppose you saw
some beautiful scenery coming over
the Rockies. What was it like? Sec
ond Ditto-It had gray eyes and brown
hair and blue gown; it sat just across
the aisle from me.-Detroit Free
Press.
Gunner-pll wait outside the barber
shop until you get shaved. How long
are you going to bef Guyer-About
eight hours. -Gunner-Whatl Guyer
Yes. there is a varsity eleven In
there waiting to get an end-of-the-sea-
son haircut.