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The Saint Paul globe., 1905-03-26
FuneraI Of Mis-. Neweomb

The funeral of Miss Mona Newcomb,
one of the teachers of Hawthorne
school, will be held this afternoon from
the residence of her mother, 1909 Sec
ond avenue south. The interment will
be at BroWnton. Minn.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-03-26
Sixteen Hour Law

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo-, March 25.-
Gov. Folk signed the bin prohibiting
railroads from working trainmen more
than sixteen hours without sleep.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-03-26

Most Want ads are stitches in time"
and ounces OF prevention Let The
Globe-the Peoples Paper-show you the
BEST Way."-Either phone. 1903.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-03-26

For free order Book on Dyspepsia
Tor full dollar Book on the Heart
bottle you must Book on the Kidneys
address Dr. Shoop. Book for Women.
Box 1860 Racine, Book for Men
Wis. State which Book on Rheun,a-
book you want. tism.
Mild cases are often cured by a single
bottle. For sale at forty thousand drug
stores.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-03-26

I realized. too. that all ailments which
result from one cause may, of course, be
cured by one remedy. / resolved not
to doctor the organs but to treat the one
nerve system which operates them all.
For those who treat only the symptoms
need different remedy for each. Such
treatments are only palliative, the results
do not last. cure can never come In
disease of the stomach, heart liver or
kidneys. until the inside nerve power is
restored. When that is done, Nature re-
moves the symptoms. There Is no need
of doctoring them.
My remedy-now known by Druggists
everywhere, as DR.. Shoop's Restorative
Is the result of a quarter century of en-
deavor along this very line. 1t does not
dose the organ or deaden the pain-but 1t
does go at once to the nerve-the inside
nerve-the power nerve-and builds II up.
and strengthens it and makes it well.
There is no mystery-no miracle 1 can
explain my treatment to you as easily as
can tell you why. cold freezes water and
why heat melts ice. Nor do claim
discovery. For every detail of my treat
ment is based on truths so fundamental
that none can deny them. And every in
gredient Of my medicine is as old as the
hills 1t grows on. / simply applied the
truths and combined the ingredients into
a remedy that is practically certain
In more than a million homes my rem
edy is now known. and relied upon. Yet
you may not have heard of il. So make
this offer to you. a stranger. that every
possible excuse for doubt may be removed
Send no money-make no promise--take
no risk. Simply write and ask. II YOU
have never tried my remedy, 1 will send
you an order on your druggist for a full
dollar bottle-not sample, but the regu-
lar standard bottle he keeps constantly on
his shelves. The druggist will require no
conditions. He will accept my order as
cheerfully as though your dollar lay be-
fore him. He Will send the bill to me-
VIII You accept this opportunity to
learn at my expense absolutely how to be
rid forever of all forms of nervousness
to be rid not only of the trouble, but OF
the very cause which produced it? Write
today.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Pick Of the Jobs.

There are some very desirable jobs
in the world if man could deliberate
ly take his pick. Being president Of
a steel trust doesn't look so bad to
one who has never tried it. 1t would
be quite snap to be car of Russia if
that ruler could just ship his subjects
out of the country and import lot
of tame ones.
Some people might be able to stand
it for few days if they could be su-
perintendent of the big canal, while
for others life would take on an un-
vented sweetness if they could be the
iceman.
All of these jobs have their good
points, and any one who likes them
may take one of them provided he can
get it, but the small boy has a diff
ferent idea. The job that takes his eye
is that of the man who paints up the
scores for the ball game. With that
job in his mitt he would tell the man
to go to who came around seriously
asking if life was worth living
Springfield Journal:
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
WAS HER CHARITY TREE,
Southern lady's Beautiful Way o1
Helping Good Cause,

Southern Lady's Beautiful Way of
Helping Good Cause.
The oldest charity ever saw in a
small way" said the Colonel, was in
the quiet university town of Athens,
Ca, last summer. I was walking with
friend through the principal street,
when we passed house where a nice
looking white-haired woman was sit
ting on the porch. Close to the front
gate was a large eumquot, or Japan
ese orange tree, which was laden with
ripe, delicious fruit. My companion
expressed a desire for some, and I
approached the woman on the stoop,
offering to pay for what she would
permit us to take.
You may pluck as many as you
please, SIR she said, and if you care
to give me something shall be pleas
ed. All the fruit that grows on that
tree goes to charity
II gathered a pocketful of cumquots
and gave fifty cents, which was re-
ceived most gratefully. I learned that
the woman was the widow of a Con-
federate officer, who had nothing but
her homestead and who took in en-
broidery to live. The proceeds from
that cumquot tree. which amounted
to $40 some years, was impartially
divided among local charities in
which she was Interested Anybody
in Athens would as soon have stolen
flowers from the graves in the ceme-
terry as steal fruit from that charity
tree'
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
sEARC CH Fo on AN AFFINITY
One Woman Who Was Fated to Fail
=. t,5. .1 s. III In Every Love Affair. u ,: ) :

, VIC UOHNHT "uO was Y aGSo 10 u Au
...: 4 s insEvery Love, AFFAIR. >ys 5@s; !
In one ofsthe departments there Is q
little woman, a quiet, timid looking lit
tie body, still in the early 30s, whose
life story reads like the widest of ro'
mances, says the Washington Post.
She was born in Florida.
AT 16 she became engaged to a
young man, and Tilted him for an Eng
ishman. The Tilted young man blew
out his brains, or at least let fresh air
into the place where his brains ought
to have been, and so died., The Eng
hshman had younger brother who
fell in love with the Florida girl-we'n
call her Julia, because that is not her
name. The elder brother, finding out
how matters stood, withdrew, where
upon Julia, instead of marrying the
younger brother, ran away with sea-
faring man. The seafaring man had
unpleasant habits, so Julia divorced
him.
A year later she" decided to remarry
him, but before she could carry out
AA~A
in six months she married an elderly
man, and left his as soon as she dis
covered that he had a wife and family
out in Iowa. She then engaged herself
to a young man who died of fever on
the day set for the wedding. After
that she married Dane, divorced him,
married Richmond man, and sepa-
rated from him after two years. All
this, and she is not yet 49, One of her
intimate friends told me all about it,
and when she had finished telling me
she sighed sympathetically.
Poor Julia!" she said. 'She always
wanted to marry and nave a home, but
fate was against her. She never found
anybody she could really love, and
goodness knows, she's tried.''
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
The w-knew-Him-When" Club.


George AIDE, the playwright, who is
said to be making more than 100000
a year, met friend in the Fifth Ave-
nue. hotel recently, says Leslie's Week
ly. He mentioned the fact that he had
been on trip West. 1t was in Chi
cago as a newspaper reporter that AIDE
began to write. The other man asked
casually whether he enjoyed the trip.
"Yes,'' said Ade, "about as we'll as
could be expected. Met a lot of the
fellows fused to know on the Chicago
papers. They were very nice to me.
But when my back was turned they all
probably said, Why, I knew that fel-
low when he was simple reporter on
Chicago paper Yes, don't you
forget it, they are all members Of the
1-Knew-Him-When club"
While George AIDE sparkles in his
conversation and in his writing, it is
worth while considering his work se-
riously, because it has significance.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Mistakes in Encyclopedias.

A man who has done a great deal
of work in correcting some large die
tionaries, encyclopedias and historical
reference works, who has studied ten
languages and who is well posted on
a number of foreign lands, examined
over $4,000 pages of an encyclopedia
recently published in this country
Much of the work he did without the
publishers knowledge. Though this
encyclopedia was considered to have
been edited very carefully, ne discov-
cred over 1000 mistakes in the first
volume alone. In the following vol
umes he found many thousands.-Suc-
cess Magazine.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
RIVALS TO PRECIOUS STONES.
Beautiful Semi-Gems Cause Slump i'm
Diamond Sales.

Beautiful oCH1I"1CI1S SduSS StuSnO BE3
Diamond Sales.
Talk about a yellow peril! jewelers.
face enemies that are green, brown,
pink and blue, in the form of neck
laces of serni-precious> stones, which
have become so popular they have
caused slump in the sale of dia.
nonds. Many women who would
scorn TO wear imitation gems, TO mat
ter how attractive they were, are
ready to adorn themselves with chains
of kunzite, onyx and jade, for those
minerals make no pretense of being
other than they are and are wonder
fully effective. Mrs, George Gould
has necklace Of the water stones Of
Uruguay which she sometimes wears
with white gowns. They are semi
transparent, and every one holds a
drop Of water in it's center which
moves vita every motion. With sim
pie attire, such ornaments are much
more suitable than pearls.-New York
Press
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Porfeot In quality.
Moderate In price.
AGONY OF SORE HANDS.
Cracked and Peeled-Water and Heat
CAUSED Intense Pain-Could Do
No Housework-Gratefu
to Cuticura.

my hands cracked and peeled, and
were so sore it was impossible for me
to do my housework. If put them in
water I was in agony for hours; and
if / tried to cook. the heat caused in
tense pain. l consulted two doctors,
but their prescriptions were utterly
useless. And now after using one cake
Of Cuticura Soap and one box of Cuti-
cura Ointment my hands are entirely
we'll, and am very grateful (Signed)
Mrs. Minnie Drew, 18 Dana St., Rox-
bury, Mass"
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
FOOD IN SERMONS
Feed the Dominic Right and the Ser.
mons Are Brilliant.

Feed the Dominic Right and the Ser.
mons Are Brilliant.
A conscientious, hard-working and
eminently successful clergyman
writes: II am glad to bear testimony
to the pleasure and increased meas
ure of efficiency and health that have
come to me from adopting Grape-Nuts
food as one of my article sof diet.
For several years l was much dis
tressed during the early part of each
day by indigestion. My breakfast,
usually consisting of oatmeal, milk
and eggs, seemed to turn sour and
failed to digest. After dinner the
headache and othe: symptoms follow
ing the breakfast would wear away,
only to return, however, next morn
ing.
Having heard of Grare-Nuts food,
finally concluded to give it a fair
trial. l quit the use Of oatmeal and
eggs, and made my breakfast of
Grape-Nuts, cream, toast and Postum.
The result was surprising in improv-
ed health and total absence of the
distress that had, for SO long a time.
followed the morning meal. My diges-
tion became once more satisfactory.
the headaches ceased, and the old
feeling of energy returned. Since that
time, four years ago, I have always
had Grape-Nuts food on my breakfast
table.
II was delighted to find also. that
whereas tefore began to use Crane
Nuts food I was quite nervous and be-
came easily wearied in the work of
preparing sermons and in study, a
marked Improvement in this respect
resulted from the change in my diet.
I am convinced that Grope-Nuts food
produced this result and helped me
to a sturdy condition Of mental and
physical strength.
81 have known of several persons
who were formerly troubled as I was.
and who have been helped as 1 have
been, by the use of Grape-Nuts food,
on my recommendation, among whom
may be mentioned the Rev. -, =.
now missionary to China" Name
given by Postum Company, Battle
Greek, Mich. "r5
"There's reason" F%
Read the little book. "The Road ia
Wellville,' in each pkg. #:*
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Appetite.

An appetite is a monstrous thing,
A dragon with poison tongue.
That seems such: a harmless little toy
In the days when it is young,
But hugged to the breast it wakes great
And fangs it's lover or soon or late.
An appetite is frightful thing,
A serpent with Shiny folds,
That grows with every growing year
Till in grasp of steel it holds
The victim who struggles, but all In vain.
For the power of habit is seldom slain.
An appetite is monstrpus thing
That wreaks its will on FOOLS
A playful thing that tempts and wooes, :
That wheedles awhile. then rules,
And finally tightens it's folds and, 10?
To the ash heap Of death the fool must
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
WhY Touch-Me-Not,

The columbine, geranium and lock
spur We think of together, because
they are all named after birds-the
dove, the crane and the "crane's bill,"
and if you notice the seed pods of a
geranium you will notice that they do
look like the long bill of a crane. The
touch-me-not gets it's name from Pc
culiarity of the seed pod, too, but not
popularity of appearance. 1t is the
pod you musct not touch, for if you do
it will burst and out will fly the seeds.
st. Nicholas.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

Kidney Pills / told
the readers Of this
paper that they had
relieved me Of kid
ney trouble, dis
posed Of a lame
back with pain
across my loins and
beneath the shoul-
der blades. During
the interval which
has elapsed I have
had occasion to re-
sort to Doan's Kid
ney Pills when I
noticed warnings OF
an attack. On each
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

dAuOy YOU dAu
make you irritable; you can't sleep,
you are unable to quietly and calmly
perform your daily tasks Or care for
your children.
The relation of the nerves and gen.
erative organs in women is so close
that nine-tenths of the nervous pros
tration, nervous debility, the blues,
sleeplessness and nervous irritability
arise from some arrangement of the
organism which makes her woman.
Fits of depression or restlessness and
irritability. Spirits easily affected. so
that one minute she laughs, the next
minute weeps. Pain in the ovaries and
between the shoulders. Loss of voice;
nervous dyspepsia. A tendency to cry
at the least provocation. All this points
to nervous prostration.
Nothing will relieve this distressing
condition and prevent months of pros
tration and suffering so surely as Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Mrs. M E. Shotwell, of 1o3 Flatbush
Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y, writes:
II cannot express the wonderful relief I
have experienced by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. I suffered for
d lOuB UAAlo WILL 10A VOlAS uOoGIeACAO1, O1Ch-
ache, headache, loss Of appetite. I could
not sleep and would walk the floor almost
every night.
II had three doctors and got no better, and
life was burden. I was advised to try
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and it has worked wonders for me.
IL am well woman; my nervousness is all
gone and my friends say look ten years
younger"
VIII rot the vo1,,rnos If 1ettars fror,
women made strong by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound convince
ell women of its virtues? Surely you
cannot wish to remain sick and weak
and discouraged, exhausted each day,
when you can be as easily cured as
other women.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
1raiIers.

The chase continued through Man.
churia.
AT last" exclaimed the breathless
Jap. I'VE have caught up with the
Russians!"
mo; we have just caught up with
their names,' replied the commanding
officer. The Russians are still five
miles ahead. .''-Chicago News.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
PATE ENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, ST.: Paul, Mimi: George
Almond, Parker, S. D., Car door; AL
fred Andersen, Minneapolis, Mimi,
cake iron; Richard Cudihy, st. Paul,
Minn., drain pipe; Joseph Lewis, St.
Paul, Minn:, eyeglasses; Willie Lind
gren, Litchville, N. D., churn; Peter
McGrath, Hibbing, Mimi, siphon; John
Orr, Dillon, Mont, carbureter.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
ITO Be Continued.)
Very Affecting.

She-Do you sing?
He-Yes, indeed; and my singing Is
very affecting, if I do say it myself.
Why, only last Sunday I sang for the
prisoners in the county Jail, and many
of them actually shed tears.
She-Because they couldn't get
away. no doubt.-Detrolt Tribune.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

and every occasion the results OBJ
tanned were just as satisfactory as
when the pills were first brought to
my notice. I just as emphatically en-
dorse the preparation to-day as did
over two years ago."
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
proprietors. For sale by all druggists.
price so cents per box.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Earnings.

Office Boy-Wy, cert, want moro
pay; I'm only getting -four a week.
and give my mother all earn.
Proprietor-What do you do with
the other three and a half?-Puck-
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
A True Medium.

Spiritualistic Medium your
husband instructs me to tell you that
he has been in heaven ever since you
parted from him.
Weeping Widow-Oh, then I know it
must be he-it is himself talking to
me- Always in life he lied to me
about where he'd been.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Her Defiance.

I'm going to kiss YOU
'Sir!'
ooh, you need not look that way,
for I'm going to do it whether you
struggle or not"
"Then I shall struggle to prevent
1t, sir!'-HoustOn Post
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Seeinu Is Believing.

00SHIS 10 0C11SV1119"
Rosen0aum-I dined with Eckstein
last night. Very swell affair-silver
spoons.
Cohen Gncredulously)-N real sill
YER?
\ Rosenbaum-Real solid silver, s'help
me!
Cohen (still NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. us
One-Tle Taller.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup.
aanmatioa. allays pain wind colic. 26c bottlo
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

He who breaches economy to his
wife by the yard is apt to practice it
by the inch.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
AL DONE OUT.

> Veteran Joshua Heller, Of 706 South
Walnut Street, Urbana; ILL.,, says: In tleE \
the fall of 1899 after taking Doan's
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

1t takes lot OF ice cream and can
dy to properly decorate loves young
dream.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Takinu Chances,

She-And you .say you want to mar
ry me?
He-Yes, do.
she-Well, you must ask my mother
first.
He--But suppose she accepts me?
Modern Society.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

oiAu JAuCcS'"ucFo
flies are trouble
some.Clean.neat,
willnot soilori In
Jure 9 anything.
Try them once,
you will never be
without them. II
not kept by deal
ers. sentrprepaid
for zoe. Harold
Soners, 140 DeKalh
Ave., Brooklyn,H.Y.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22
Nervous Women
Their Sufferings Are Usually
Duo to Uterine Disorders
Perhaps Unexpected
A MEDICINE THAT CURES

Can we dispute
the we'll known
fact thatAmerican
women are ner-
vOuS =?
How often do we
hear the express
sion, II am so ner-
vous, 'it.seems as if
I should fly " or,
" Don't speak to
me-" Little things
annoy you and
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

THE DAISY FLY ss:tssy: al sas s,s.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-22

"Jack, you see, was getting on so
finely as an amateur chauffeur that
father promised him much larger ma
chine
"Oh, how splendid"
*'Wa;t-and put him in charge last
Monday morning of one Of the firms
big auto-trucks.-Puck.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
Special Railroad Rates.

Special one way SECOND class colonist
tickets To San Francisco, Los Angeles
and other California points S2j.55.
Billings, Montana, and common points
SlS.40-vin st Paul s23 Helena,
Butte, Ogden, Salt Lake City and
Pocatello, Idaho, and other points s22. =
20, Spokane, Wash, S34,7O, Dates
sale March l To Mag Is, and Sept Is to
Oct 81, 1905.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21

Engaged uupie should remember,
that, after marriage many qutrrrls can
be- avoided, 10y krrpiug their digestions
N good condition With Electric Bitter-
=. \. Brown, 81 BJuuettsville, 5. e.,
say-, "tor Years, my vile suffered in
tenscly from Dyspepsia, complicated
with torpid hyrr. untii she lost her
strength iud ,ISor, and bscame Il mrr'.
wreck Of her former self Then she
tried + ccIric Biltrrs. which helped
her at once ana finally made her entire
ly we'll. she J.. nov s.ronG and haal:h
j." Webb Hr,s dIugg,,. sells au
guarantees them, ~ soc tottIp.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
Bump Restorea Her sIebt.

A hard bump on the head has re-
stored the sight OF Miss Hortense
Rock. of Perth Arhoy. N. j.. who had
been blIad six months. as the result
of a blood clot resting upon the optic
Lerve. Thrown from a sled. Miss
Rocks face was lscersted. When the
baudaEs was removed she found that
sae could see clearly. The shock had
disposed OF the blood clot.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
wOrkmen Turn Up Treasure.

Some wood cutters in the forest near
Klingnau. Germany, have turned up a
treasure consisting Of s25 French gold
pieces Of the seventeenth century. II
is believed that the money was Md
den after the battle OF Blenhelm by
French soldiers In their flight. Tho
battle took place in lT04. and the
French were absolutely routed by the
duke Of Marlborough and Prince
Eugene
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
WANTS

WOULD YOU ACCEPT \ POSI-.
TlON that will pay You straight
salary OF e. 80 per day t3l.O pes week.
for whole or spare Tins! II 80 write Us
~ once. This is no book canyasSing
scheme, but u straight forward business
proposition, which will be as permanent
"a you may bs rhln to make il, and will
Afford an excellent chance for promo
ton No bond, red taps nor unrNa4ona-
Die requirement. ACT QUICKLY rs
we wish to employ some one in yonr
locality without delay SPRAGUE
WHOLESALE CO., Wabash Ave.
Chicago,
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
ChanIbSrIninS Cough REM sdy
Aids MIXTURE

Mroicinrs tInt aid nature are always
most rfectu1. Chanbrrlaiu's Cough
Remedy acta .oD this plan. II alluHs
the cough, - leves the Lungs, aid, rx-
Irctotation, p-u- the srcreIions, aud
aids uatvr" IN restoring the ., -, ~ to a.
healthy condition, = ID 10y Webb Bros,
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
Blind opening Eyes Now.

Statistics prove that there are moro
,olnd people in Russia than any other
ants are having their eyes opened now,
however.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
Cured OF lame DaSk After ~
HStr4 OF Suffering

II had been troublro with u lame
back for fifteen years and / found n
complete rec1yery in the use of Cham-
berlain's Pain Balm" says John q
Bisher, Gillian, Ind This liniment is
also witheIt an equal .for sprains and
bruises. IL IS for sale by Webb Bro. g.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
ARs.r,slg ,Vithout 4 Pssr.

IL find chnmbelain's Stomach AMI
Liver Tablets more beneficial than nny
other remedy ever used for stomach
trouble" SAYS j. P. Klote, Of Edna,
Mo. For any disorder of the stomach
biliousncss or constipation, there Tab.
let's are With a peer. For sale.by Webb
BROS.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
Plants. Plants.

l have variety of fine Plants con
-isting of cabbage, Tomatoes and also
Sweet Potato plants in season. The
varieties are the best aud prices cheap
as any. Respily. NJ. NJ. BuEkett.
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
Notice

This is TO certify that have been
authorized to sell lots in the city GENE
terry. All parties desiring lots can Sc.
cure same by seeing me.
W. II. HAGAR
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21
Rahy a Mlnlature sereow.

A baby boy belonging to a Dutch
family in Belfast tnorthern Transvaab
shows remarkable muscular develop
ment He ia II months old. and hal
arms and legs as stout as those OF ar,
ordinary boy OF ten years. He plays
with weights OF seven and one-half
pounds each. Although he cannot
walk. he can, while sitting on theGoor,
lift heavy chair
The Jasper news., 1905-09-21

NJ M0ADAMs. Pes. Eel. II RoHRER p T Agt Ior1IN mo-