The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-18
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THE garden has that undeniabe attraction for the
big dog that the travelling salesman has for the hotel
diningroom girl
The Japanese have strong hopes that their sinking fund
will be well administered by Treasurer Togo
It may be severe blow you if you don't take out
little antwnd insurance If it paid up face value when
were talked to by the who knows it ALL there
would be rush for this valuable protection
Admiral Rojestvensky going to seize base in Japan
csc territory If he steal third and wait for the Vad
boys make good hit the will stand 10 to
and the beginning of the second inning.
local estate received the letter addressed
below few days ago. At first he thought it was joke but
the interior works Of the material as the outside
seemed to be altogether the Inc Writer
wanted buy Minneapolis dirt which shows that ne
knew his yob if he did not his spelling book: r
Mester Henree Bredboory, s
Neu Jork Laif Hose,
Mensotee.
Hess Jay,
Eff i amt kenfne des faller hare, justpuss
dis letter long on hem. '-+@.< ..,
The Kansas liquor law permits the drug store man to sell
to one who is i'll and tesfes that he needs smulant for
what ais him. Emeopria crowded with who not
feeling very we'll and the two popular are som-
trouble and heart disease You would be surprised to
for ailments So strong the sufferers confidence in
this remedy that every little while set OF drug store
gets rc sells out to another set and retres to ENJOY
the fruits Of prosperous business career How does this
sneakng underhanded of doing things you?
Personally prefer to live under law where steps
up and poisons himself openly without perjuring himself
into the bargain We may be wrong. :.*
Doc Bixby who wants the world reformed in quiet,
gentemanly sort Of way, has jumped Evangelist Billy
Sunday good and hard. Doc says:
We hope he will succeed in making the world bet
ter for it certainly needs it, but we'd rather hear the
DID, story told by who speaks in gentle,
kindly and charitable way and not much in all
"I've-gotrelgion- whathe- helhave-you-gotY'' tone
Of voice. -
When woman goes anything she goes in heart and
sou-and appendix. Having planned period Of pleasant
surgical postgraduate study Germany, Dr. Stella DUMMY
Root of Stamford, Conn.,, has taken into account the posi-
bity of appendicitis marrng the enjoyment OF her stay
That is why she patenta the Hshnemann hospital
in New York. convaescent these so weeks past after an
operation the veriforn1 appendix There was
bare possibility that might bother hex days. and 1t
caused decide the operation before her trip Dr.
Stella somewhat cut up the MATTER but is con-
vaescing.
There has been sound Of sparrow argument the roof
attempts have been made to peck large pieces from the
tin gutter weeks secured ladder Sun
dav and crawed up on top layer Of the house There
tucked away under of the bale OF hay
pound feathers yards Of strlng some punches
thread OF SILK ana lew MINOR
ters for nest material looked carefully around and
there in sight and claimed to have
seen the house first anyway tore this stuff all ou gath
cred it in bushe basket and burned it the empty lot
Toward evening" after happy day at the lake or else
where the two sparrows back. When they discovered
that all their material gone and the gutter and
caves sacked cean they awfuy mad They flew over
and their language was coarse and Vltupe
alive So fierce and explosive it, that the
was put his toes to his in order to shut
it out. 49,
The morning the started all over again and
are lifting hay and other material All right Let 'em go
on! Our mad is up tool Guess keep as long
as they can Whose house is this, anyway? A D. H. =