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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-01
"GROvER, GROvER": A LITTLE
TOO MUCH OF GROVER.
(After Hosae Biglow)

(After Hosae Biglow)
We thought women's clubs was a
splendid good fit,
We could meet twice a week With
out starving our folks;
Till dull feminine brains learned to
reason bit,
And dull feminine wits saw the
point of a joke;
But, Grover c., x President, he says
he thinks women's clubs per-
nicious idee.
My, amt it terrible! What will we do?
We can't go against Grover of course
that is fiat.
Guess we must be just domestic, don't
you?
Be costented with bakin' and brilin'
and that.
For Grover c, X President, he says:
"Home is the place for women
to be-
Grover c.. is a drefful smart man;
He can string out big words till they
don't mean a thing,
And no one but him would nave
thought of a plan
To hang up the clubs with so rotten
a string.
But Grover c., X President, he knows
women's talks nothing but fid-
dle-dee- dee.
The double X President is good man;
He's certainly read the good book
part the way through.
He was bound to read up, on our part
of the plan
And find what the An-Wise wanted
women to do:
So, Grover c. X President he, thinks
ne first discovered the helpmeet
idee.
We was getting on finely; say wasn't
we now?
A studying histry and civics and
that
And we'd got a fool notion, 1 hardly
see how,
That helpmeet helps best When she
knows what she's at.
But Grover, the Double X President,
he says that, that kind O. things
an exploded idee.
We must stop rocking babies, unkind-
est Of all,
The delight of our hearts, but we've
got to eschew it,
For the hand that rocks rules; and to
rule, says the sage,
No woman should ever desire to
do it.
And Grover c., x President, he has got
wOman's duty right down to a
ct"
Poor Victoria Queen, twas fortunate
stroke
That removed her from earth ere
the fiat was spoken;
Though she loved roval ways and the
rank of her folk, 7'aTNfHNy
Shed have had to resign, ana her
heart would have broken;
For Grover, the Double X President,
he says no woman should han
per ruler to be.
Our President calls all these argu-
ments stuff;
No support for a theory so hating
and lame;
That this talk of our sphere is moth
ing but bluff;
One-half of it's prejudice and
tother's the same
But Grover c., X President he says it
amt no such thing; and, so of
course, must we.
Well, it's a mercy we've got folks to
tell us
The rights and the wrongs of the
matter, l VOW,
That we have politicians and other
wise follows
To start the worlds team when it gets
in slough;
For Grover c., X President, ne saws
the world will go right if he
hollers out gee.
We must speak each to each a pathetic
goodbye
AS Federate whole we may ne'er
meet again;
When we move to adjourn it must be
sine die
For the mandates gone forth and
our duty is plain.
as Aor grover c., K President he. won't
some muscular person just club
him for me?
Belle L. Barnes.
Just what you want for Summer
ct~
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-01
Presented in America .
Trained Animal

Herd of Elephants
Con gress of Seals
Camels, Llamas.
DromedarieS Broken
to Harness.
Fierce Siberian Bears
Cake-Walking Stations
One Hundred Shetland
Pony Ballet & Drill
Trained Pellcans E Pigs
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-01
solIND POLITICIANS SAY HE is
TRYING TO ESCAPE FULFIL
LING PROMISES
rroubIe All Comes About by Execu
tive's Promises to Appoint Regents
for the w. A. c.

Governor Mead is endeavoring 10
escape from a promise he made 10 ap-
oi,+ q Lawrence and Peter Nc
Gregor on the board of regents OF the
Pullman Agricultural collge. the ex-
ecutive tied up when he was in WHIT
man county, just after the Legislature
adjourned, on at least three of the ap-
pointments on the board, and the I'M
Outstanding that the Ankeny follow
ing had at that time was that they
were to be announced simultaneously
Before he left Whitman county the
executive appointed U. L. Ettinger
whose appointment was one of those
withdrawn from the senate at the eX-
ecutives suggestion. Ettinger had not
been a Mead man during the campaign
and as a part of the agreement where
by Mead thought he would harmonic
Whitman country fractional differences
ne was to name Ettinger, Lawrence
and McGregor, the latter a member
of the last Legislature.
Since he has decided to appoint
Judge S. J. Chadwick on the railroad
commission, Governor Mead mas de-
termned to place J. M. Pickerell on
the Whitman county bench as Judge
Chadwick's successor. Pickerell is
well endorsed by Whitman county re-
publicans and has the governors
promise. 1t is also on record that nu-
merous Whitman county men have
been told the same thing.
Lines Up With Ankeny
Pickerill has long been one of the
strongest Ankeny men in Whitman
county and has been regarded as a
leader of that faction. His appoint
ment would not only be a recognition
of the Ankeny following, but would
also satisfy a large percentage of the
workers in that county.
On the ground that Pickerill's ap-
pOintment is sufficient recognition for
the Ankeny following Governor Mead
is attempting to secure a release from
his pledge to appoint Lawrence and
McGregor on the board of regents. He
insists that Pickerills appointment
would balance that of Ettinger ana
that the Ankeny men should not ask
anything more nor attempt to mold him
to his agreement.
Governor Mead has had men en-
dorsed for the places on the board of
regents from Columbia and Garfield
counties, and ne is anxious to name
them He wants to make his patron
age go as far as possible towards the
building up of a personal machine.
and if he could satisfy the Ankeny fol-
lowing in Whitman county he would
have strings out in Garfield and Co
lumbia that cannot be secured in any
other way.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-06-01
II. BURNS,
General Agent.

But oison's Restaurant Away. le.,a.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
+. BOATS BEHIND TIME.

The German warship Condor was
looked for yesterday to arrive from
Samoa, having been due Saturday, but
she did not come. 1t has been sug-
gested along the front that orders may
have been received by the commander
to change his course, and there being
no cable communication at Samoa,
those interested in the vessels move
ments here could not be notified.
Another vessel looked for is the
schooner Charles Levi Woodbury., which
seems to have got lost again. Captain
Niblack and the Iroquois came back
from Laysan Island on Friday. from a
searching cruise for the missing boat.
The captain ascertained that the Wood
bury, after narrowing experience, had
reached Laysan safely, and had started
from Laysan for Honolulu on August
IL. He did not sight the schooner on
the way up. The vessel is now out IS
days.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
SELF CURE NO FICTION,

MARVEL UPON MARVEL! NO SUFFERER
NEED NOW DESPAIR, but without running o
Doctors bill or falling into the deep ditch of
quackery, may safely. speedily, and economic
ally cure himself without the kuo Wedge of q
second party. By the Introduction of the New
French Remedy, THERAPIoN, a complete
revolution has been wrought in this depart.
ment of medical science, whilst thousands ha We
been restored to health and happiness who for
years previously had been merely dragging out
a miserable existence.
THERAPION No. 1 in remarkably short
time, often a few days only, effects cure,
superseding injections, the use of which does
irreparaoie harm by laying the fundation of
structure and other serious diseases
THERAPION No 2 for innnr,+r -. 49,
niood' scurvy. pimples, spots, blotches. pains
ana sweilings Of the joints, govt, rheumatism
secondary symptoms, etc. This preparation
purines the whole system through the blood,
ana thoroughly eliminates all poisonous matter
from the body.
THERAP1ON No. 8. for nervous exhaustion.
impaired vitality. sleepessness. and all the dis.
eress1ng consequences of dissipation worry
overwork, etc. 1t Possesses surprising powe,
IN restoring strength and vigour to the debili.
tated. $1,000
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
HIGH SHERIFf'S ROUND
OF TUE BIG ISLAND

High Sheriff Henry has taken pity
wife of Portuguese confined in South
Hilo jail for larceny, and will recon-
mend his parole or pardon. He has
been a model prisoner the Sheriff said
yesterday, land his wife is having a
hard time to support herself and her
four children, aged seven, four, three
and one years, the last born after Cor
derio's Incarceration for his part in
stealing a bullock.
II found the Hawaii jails in as good
ering their age, and shall have no
to make
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29

with the necessary material in the
Solace.
The Norwegian steamer Norge, laden
with barley and -four, has cleared from
Tsin Tua. There is rumor that her
cargo is intended for the Russians in
Manchuria.
An artificial boat channel is in prog
ress Of construction between the harbor
of Apia and Peti, and is nearing COM
pletion.
On July 6, the construction of a
causeway from the mainland to the
Island of Cabras, on which the gov
eminent coal pit is situated, will be
begun. This will vastly facilitate the
convenience of supplying. coal both to
ships and the naval station when COM
pleted.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
TUESDAY
THE RUSSIAN DOUMA.

yauthor
under the gu OF allowing
the people careful examination of the provision
the will in no way be coordinate p0we
with the centralized autoeraey. "nie Tue 20 -, - 80
time by imperial order and
outlines the scheme of this house OF rep
appears modelled that of Japan where the proxies of the
the Emperor proved such bodies sometimes
10 he Occasionally they refuse to may
yet confined the douma too weak to
concerted attack on his own authority
Our Japanese denen nothing progressive
be supposed they
tho beaut;e from Oregon Yet here
admnshing the to get ready
Soon the be girdng their best
fetching wherewh to lay siege to the eight
beautiful ladies 90 who are coming down from oregon "
loneliness duly ated by the fact that
voted prize beauty contest It's up to the
Adonises get busy.
If things Yellow Peril
The First National strong
Tnney Peck Yesterday Mr. Peck formally elected cashier
of keen financial vision and shrewd
capitalist large resources and
National hands should
o increasing usefulness and
idea of getting an indemnity the will
In the
could not enforce Germany likely
Japan indemnity she will landed
saton elsewhere
College forward long life
its students the generosity Of its endowment and
who from it to mainland universe
ties Oahu College commands high esteem
president cent Of
while just
transmit The efforts being made
New York have been fairly successful
Hnouus entepng merchants making and more use OF the
Everybody reads the and
continuing all the It's circulation has made
a high ma Honolulu journalism
All Kansas celebrated baptism batthp
well that the visible supply cheer
in the drug reduced to the danger point
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
WILL ATTEND Tue
100000 CLUB y

Major and Mrs. w. A. Purdy leave
on the Alameda to attend the 1920, 900
Club meeting of the New York Life
Insurance Company at the Thousand
Islands on September 10. They will re-
turn in November. Of the 5000 agents
Of the New York Life, there are 144
Of that number who at some period of
their connection with the company
have done 100000 worth of business in
a year. Such a feat entities them to
Major Purdy belongs to the class of
1908, and is the Second President
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29

reinforcement in james B.
elected
capitalist and
should
Of increasing power
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29

idea getting indemnity the will
the
advantage having
France Very likely if
saton esewhe
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
CHANGES PLANNED IN
GUAM GOVERNMENT

AGANA, GUAM July %, via San
Francisco, Aug. ia board appointed
by the governor, consisting of Lieuten-
ant R. S. Douglas as chairman, G. D.
Lehmauk, executive secretary, and the
Rev. Padrejose Palomo, has been in
session during the greater part of the
month, having under advisement the
financial condition of the island, the
salaries of insular officials, and the de-
sirable changes to be instituted in the
administration of island affairs.
A number of changes under the rec
ommendation of this board, it is con-
templated, win soon be put into effect,
among others the disbanding of the in
snlar artillery, now the only police in
the island, and the substitution there
for of a suitable constabulary, reforma-
tion of the courts of the island where
by the supreme court becomes the
court of appeals, and is brought as
near to the jury system as the circum-
stances attending viii permit, reforma-
ton of the prison laws and of public
work performed by the prisoners;
changes in the accountability system
of the treasury, and the extension Of
the government apprentice and train
ing system.
On the third of July telephone COM
munication was opened through from
Agana to Suma, connecting the gov
eminent Office with the cable station.
It is now proposed to hasten connection
with the more remote and inaccessible
districts of Agat, Merizo and Inerajav
A strenuous effort is also being made
to extend the roads of the island to the
outlying districts. Good progress has
been made during the past year, and a
small sum of money provided by con-
gress became available on the first day
of July which will permit further ex-
tension in the immediate future.
Wherever these roads have been opened
up during the past year large area
has been cleared and put under cult
walton. The main backstay in the past
have been lack of transportation faciE-
ties.
The installation of wireless teleg-
raphy has progressed rapidly during
the past month, under the direction of
Lieutenant George c. Sweet and a
corps Of electricians who were sent ont
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
NEW SOCIAL CLUB
At CAMP M'k|NLEY

The commissioned officers and
men of Companies L and NJ, 10th In
fantry, stationed at Camp Mckinley.
have organized social club with the
following officers: President Sergeant
Charles w. Bishop, Co L; vice-presi-
dent, A. G. Horn, Co. NJ; treasurer,
Sergeant ]. J. Lee. Hospital Corps;
secretary, Battalion Sergeant Major b.
F. Snyder
The club contemplates giving a dance
in the immediate future and has re-
served the Pacific Glee Club for the
occasion. which 10 to be made an
elaborate affair.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29

baptism batesp
that the visible supply of
in edrugst wasre %
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
BEST REMEDY FOR D1ARRHoEA.

NOLAN Lall, Manager N. w. Ry. Co.
op. Stores, Lahore, India, says: "Cham-
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy is without question the best
medicine made for the relief and cure
or diarrhoea, dysentery and all bowel
complaints. This assertion I can make
from actual experience in my own
home" For sale by Benson, Smith &
Co., Ltd, Agents for Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
THERAPIOE

chasers should see that the word s'Tneranion~
appears on British Government Stamn I'm
g SOLO oy the principal Chemists thrournont tho
~"rh Price In England. 2f9 and 10 Pm
wnlte letters On red ground) affixed TO eyerv
package By orier of His Majesty's Hon. Com
mfss1oners, and without which II Is n forrery
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-29
FINE RESIDENCE FOR SALE,

Situated on car line in the most
desirable resident locality of>this city.
The improvements consist of a
cottage, containing parior, recep-
ton hall, drawing room, large din
ing room, bed chambers. kitchen, pam
try and all modern improvements.
Large grounds improved with many
valuable and rare fruit trees.
Servants quarters with stationary
washstands and porcelain bath; large
stable with box stalls.
Size of lot: 200x3O0 feet.
Price, very reasonable, much below
Its actual value.
Terms: Easy.
Further particulars upon application
to
TT ETSuED
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-01-11
Territorial Messenger Service-UnioD
st. near Hotel; Tel. 361 Main.
lying under 6xs piece of canvas wish.

lying nnder 6x6 piece of canvas wish
ing | had enough hashish in me to
imagine I was in Gods country. You
have the best profession one can follow
except the army in war time, In my
humble opinion, and as ! have ut div.
ers times in this western country tried
my hand at mining, cutting cordwood.
working In a sawmill, U. S. Govt. ear.
penter, fixing boilers, fireman on a riv.
or boat deckhand on the same, driv
ing logs. cooking In a log camp, hold.
ing down a lot by squatter's right, sur.
yeying mining claims in b. Columbia,
exploiting mining properties, and pass
ing coal In an ocean boat q have.
however. never played the piano in a
dance hall, probably because don't
know how. think am qualified In
u way to judge. This prospecting lay.
out is the worst of all except hunter
and trapper, which puts fellow on
the bum forever as regards civiliza.
ton. When | make the big cleanup
will you let me buy partnership In
your firm? It would be all right to go
to my office once a day, look wise for
a while. then pull my freight, better
than sitting here killing gnats with
one hand while | try to write with the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-01-11

money grugger, yes, one Of the best Of
them, or the worst, but I'm not a grub.
her in the city. The moment fellow
gets to work here he turns around sud.
denly and finds the hand of his neigh.
Dor in his pocket; when you're out
there-he pointed out Of my west
window man can't get close en-.
ough to put his hand into your pocket
without your knowing 1t. or course.
some times when the days 90 hard I
have a laundering to get back to com.
forts, but no sooner am here than
eat my heart out with longing for the
rugged West
Then he went away, and I was half
sorry, half glad, at his going. | knew
what he felt, although don't believe
he thought he did.
THAT was more than a year ago.
had no idea what had become Of him.
and there was no one to give me news.
But yesterday received letter from
him, and this letter want you to hear.
It's written In pencil on two small
leaves torn from pocket notebook"
vanderpool drew from his pocket
the letter with its address in pencil,
bent closer towards the light and read:
I'm Camp, waiting for 1t to stop
raining.
18th August, 1903
Dear Van: Take your map Of
Alaska and you will see, IL you look
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-01-11
The Weekly Edition Of the Evening
Bulletin gives h compete summary vi
~. rDawa ~ the dsv

CUES. J. A. Gonsalves, NJ. II. Medei
ros.
Arbitration Committee-M. A. Con
salyes, p. c. r.; J. C. Quinn, p. c.
r.; A. V. Peters, p. C. r.; II. II.
Williams, p. C. r.; J. A. r. Vieira
p. C. r.; J. p. Dias. p. c. r.; J. +.
Eckardt, p. C. r.
Past Chief Ranger NJ. C. Pachect
delivered an address, in part, as fol
lows:
This is the first time in the history
of Court Canoes that we open our
doors to permit the public to witness
our installation ceremonies. No doubt
those of you who have not had the
pleasure of climbing the tall trees
OF cur forest" are astonished at the
simplicity Of the ritualistic ceremonies
you have just witnessed. But we
make up for lost opportunities when
our goat" gets in action. II is then
that the stranger In our midst Is i'm.
pressed with the seriousness of An
cient Forestry, and realizes that he
has missed half the joys of life up to
the time of his initiation.
The origin of our Order Is lost In
antiquity. Tradition says that 1t ex.
listed long before the authentic his.
t1ry Of any Court began. Our Order
does not interfere with the religious or
political affiliations of its members
Our sole aim Is to make life easier and
worth more to man by making him
n better man and better citizen. We
want to make him Independent, self.
respecting, self-reliant and RESPONSE.
BILE. We want to make him upright
and fearless-a free man born of free
men-dowering his family in the
sweat of his brow, loyal to his coun-
try, and shrining in his heart the ut
termost temple of its liberty.
We want to build up the individual
and strengthen the home to withstand
the dark hours of the rainy day.
There is nothing like the home thor,
oughly protected. The home Is above
all else.
Forestry has for its object the max.
ing of the whole world akin. 1t car.
ries comfort and sympathy to those in
bereavement. 1t comforts the widow
and shelters the orphan. Its noblest
purpose is in relieving distress, in aid.
ing the weak, and comforting the
mourner.
Let us resolve today to make life
worth living by doing acts Of human
Kindness. Let us fraternize the
world and teach all mankind the broth
erhood of man the fatherhood of God
and the motherhood of earth.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-01-11

10 his quest. He replied that he didn't
huo"; that he thought of settling
down in a civilized community. in
New York, IL possible. So we, some
friends of mine and his, hunted around
for job for him. He's good engin-
Ger, knows his profession, whether he
likes II or not, and there was a chance
here for him. But before anything
could come of 1t, he stopped at my
office, week after his first visit, and
said he was going away. Tjust cant
stand It, he said. I'm not the city
kind. at least not yet. Lord, man, I'd
smother here, crawling about among
these building, plodding down to my
work in the morning and plodding
back at night. Every day would be
Just like the one before it, believe
I'd die here in six months. A man
cent see about him In this town unless
be gets on top Of building, and then
what does he see?-miles Of roofs and
thimneys and steam jets! No. can't
stand 1t here
"He sat for long time looking past
me, and somehow or other | felt that
understood him. Although have liv.
ed my life here as you people have,
and know no interests beyond the
limits of these acres of brick and stone,
still 1t did not seem at all strange to
hear this man cry out against the stiff.
hess, crowd and hurly.burly to which
have been bred. made no effort to
argue with him. or even to suggest that
perhaps IL he worked here for four
years he might find something at least
in one corner of his pouch.
mo, old man. he said, arising:
some of us are not made for the city.
II all of us were, there wouldn't be
room to walk in the Streets
81 asked him what he intended
doing, and he replied that he didn't
know, Guess I'll hit the trail,' he
added, as soon as I see the rest of tho
galley slaves know here in the East.
Oh, used TO like II all well enough
once. That was before got out In the
open. Why, man alive. you can't
breathe here. feel as If I'd like to
push the buildings apart, widen things
out bit, and not be humping elbows
With horde of bank clerks, and mer.
chants and money grubbers. I'm O