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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-02-07
GREAT FAITH
In the Future OF the Wisconsin
River Valley and Its Coming
Prosperity

w. HI. Mylrea, one of the best
observers of conditions in the Wis
consin River Valley, while in
Milwaukee few days ago, let go the
following to a Journal reporter of
that city:
II expect to see the Wisconsin
River Valley take the greatest leap
forward in its history. More settlers
will come in this year than ever
before. There will be more buildings
and more in the way of general
developments, and we expect the
Wisconsin river division of the
Milwaukee road. now ending at Star
Lake, to be pushed through to
Ontonagon on Lake Superior. y
WauSau Central Wisconsin.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-02-07
GOING SOUTH.
Green Bay K Western Ry.

Refrigerator cars for dairy shipments for all
points east or south OH train No 10 Tuesdays and
Fridays. Tickets for Sunday trains sold at
reduced rates. Regular tickets sale for all
points in United States and Canada Baggage
checked through. For any information apply
to the local agent. Telephone 369. Residence
phone 13f.
A. ID. HILL Local Agent.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-02-07

make this sworn statement for the
ttneiit of other people who are bald or
getting that way. l have been bald for IA
years. aud on the 14th of July one year ago
J ,'onrlen ed the use of Germ-a- Kila. The
picture without hair is correct one of
myself as have been. and the one with
The hair on II as ] now since | used
t'arma Kila. My hair first came out after
had worn sealskin cap, which think
vas the cause. In years after was en-
ire,y bald may say in 90 days after
lsine Germ ktla | noticed a new growth
f hair q
People addressing me will please inclose
stamp for answer. August Frederick
schultz 4s6 Cass Street. Milwaukee, Wis.
Does your head itch2 If 80, this germ Is
lurking In your scalp. This germ you see
here is $4,000 times Its natural size. How
ever. this is just as Ii looks under q power
ful microscope. II can be found
on any scalp that has dandruff. >r/
Some people have as many as
kila destroys this germ and 49,
'auses the hair to grow; besides &32
cures any case Of dandruH, stops N4
hair falling out In a very short A@
lime rnt mp In soc bottles only. ~
This hottie Is as large as most AN
i0llar hotties. We give no free
samples One 81 cent bottle will show for
Itself Address all mail orders to The
Germ Kila Medicine Co. Milwaukee, Wis
Fo' ale nv all druggists
Cu1 THIS OUT AND GIVE II TO SOME
FRlfnn ynn WAY NnT Srf IT AGAIN,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-02-07

See &c. Ketchum for dry hard
wood til
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-02-07
Notice to Key Holders.

A former patrons of the Centralia
post Office who have paid for their
keys will please present them and
receive the 20 cents which they paid
for the key. Please present them to
R. A. Mcdonald, formerly post
master in the Centralia office and
now employed in the Grand Rapids
office. This is requested on post
office inspector FraSer's order.
Please attend to this promptly, sc
that full settlement of the key
deposit fund can be made with the
department.
Yours respectfully,
If A. l.. FONTAINE.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-02-07
Chicago, Milwaukee & ST. Paul.
GOING NORTH.

No passenger, daily except Sunday 1927 m
No 2, passenger, daily except Sunday 5:38 p III
No Is passenger Sunday only. ll:27 Il M
No 6S freip INF . 1885 u III
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-02-07
NEKOOSA TRAINS

NORTH
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20
WILL WELCOME
IRISH LEADER
William Redmond, Member
of Parliament, to Receive
Ovation on His Arrival
PROGRAMME ARRANGED
Reception Plan and Schedule
of Entertainment Are
Determined by Committee

The executive committee appointed at
the last meeting of Irish-Americans held
at the st. Francis Hotel last week had
final meeting last evening in the Phelan
building to perfect the details for the
reception of William Redmond. the Irish
member of Parliament on his expected
arrival next Monday and for his enter
tainment during the week. r. c. OCon-
nor presided. inere were present Jere-
miah Maloney John Mulhern, James ".
Coleman, Patrick Broderick, Captain t.
F. McGrath, Thomas Mahony, Colonel j.
C. O'Connor and William Cronan.
1t is possible that the Ventura, on
which Mr.. and Mrs. Redmond are COM
ing may have to go into quarantine, as
she was held up al Honolulu, the steward
having contracted smallpox. In case of
delay the programme may have to be
abridged, as Mr.. Redmond has dates filled
ahead In two different cities. beginning at
Salt Lake, August 80 To cover any such
lapse Friday and Saturday next have
been left open. On arrival of the steamer
the special committee will, assemble at
the wharf and Mr. and Mrs. Redmond
will be escorted to their rooms at the
ST Francis. There the Irish ladies will
give them cordial welcome to California
Tuesday the committee will meet at the
ST. Francis at II a. m. and Mr.. and Mrs.
Redmond will be given an automobile
ride through the park, with lunch at the
Cliff House, and return by the Preside.
On Tuesday evening at o'clock there
will be a reception at the st. Francis.
Wednesday the committee will again meet
at the ST. Francis at 10:30 and, with the
visitors, proceed to Clay-street wharf,
where they will take McNeill's launch for
Sausa1ito, there to board Mr. Coleman's S
yacht Aggie for a sail around the bay as
guests of Mr.. Coleman. Wednesday even
ing Mr. Redmond will deliver his ad-
dress on Irish affairs at Lyric Hall, 121
Eddy street, to which the public are cor
daily invited. There will be brief mu-
sical programme of Irish ballads by Mrs.
Madden, Miss Rose Broderick and j. ".
Hughes Thursday the party will visit
Mount Tamalpais. 1t will assemble at the
ST. Francis at 10:30 and take the II a.
M boat and the members will be the
guests of Mr. and Mrs. NJ. NJ OShaugh-
messy at luncheon at the tavern. Thurs
day evening at clock Mr.. Redmond and
the. committee will be entertained by
James V. Coleman with dinner. During
the absence of Mr.. Redmond at some of
these affairs Mrs. Redmond will be the
guest of the ladies' committee. Friday
Mr.. Redmond will accompany Joseph s.
Tobin 10 points of interest and there will
be a theater party in the evening.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20
ONE KILLED, -FOUR HURT.
Auto Cause of Fatal Accident Near San
Luis ObispO.


Luis Obispo.
SAN LUIS OBISPO. Aug. 19.-Four
members of a family were badly In
jured and little boy was instantly
killed this afternoon on Cuesta grade,
near this city, by the overturning OF a
wagon, the horses attached to which
were frightened by an automobile. the
property of H. c. Tilden of 2626 Cali
fornia street. San Francisco.
The automobile was going down the
grade and suddenly met William Doty
and family, who were travelling by a
four-horse wagon from Imperial to
Pleyto, In Monterey County. The team
wheeled around. and as it did so Doty
lost the lines and fell off his seat. The
other members of the family fell out
as the team ran, and at turn ESQ yards
down the grade the wagon turned over,
crushing the life out of young Doty,
who had remained in the wagon Mrs
Doty and her mother were badly in
Jured, and a babe and Doty escaped
with severe bruises.
The chauffeur is not held accountable
by Doty, who says that on his trip he
met as many as sixty automobiles in one
day. The place of meeting is very dan
gerous. The chauffeur brought the in
Jured family to town and at once sur
rendered to Sheriff Evans.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20

" TEN THOU
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20
mo- Aid church of Natirtty.

On Tuesday evening next another
grand entertainment will be given for
the benefit of the Church of Nativity
at its hall on Fell street, near Franklin,
by the ladies of st. Anthony's booth
on this occasion there will appear some
of the cleverest and most popular ANA
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20
Rose to Enter M,cb,,,n Araiu.

CHICAGO, Aug. Is-Ralph Rose
champion shot-putter, will enter Michi-
gan University this fall, according to a
I, letter received to-day by z. c. Brown
OF the Chicago Athletic Club from Rose,
who wrote from Seattle Rose declared
he had made peace with the university.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20

BOY RUNS OFF WITH s2O-Harry Cannon.
a lI-year- old boy, of $50 Mission street. was
standing on the corner of Jackson and Kearny
streets Yesterday when he approached
by Alexander Shoos who was under the in
huence of liquor and who showed him a $50
gold piece. Cannon grabbed the twenty and
storted up Jackson street with Officers Coulter
and Steizner in pursuit. He captured and
booked on grand larceny charge.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20
Music at the Park.

The following programme will be
rendered at Golden Gate Park to-day:
March. Listen to the Big Brass Band"
(Dave Reed Jr-); overture. Hungarian
LustspieP' (Keler Bela): waltz, South
ern Roses (Strauss); solo for cornet.
"A Request and the Reply Mark
wald), George Pachecho; grand fan
TASTE. William Tell (RossinD; over
ture, "Tannhauser" (Wagner). a-inter-
mezzo. "Pagliaccf' (Leoncavallo), b.
'Idlewilde" (Gottschalk); piccolo obli-
cato. Louis Neubaurer; selection. 'Sho-
Gun" (Lueders); Coronation March.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20

teur and professional talent in this
city. Among those appearing are the
ever popular NJ j. Hynes, the famous
Grace sisters, specially artists; Pro-
fessor D. Boffa. the famous violinist;
Mime. Boffa, soprano: Miss Kathleen
Murphy, speciality artist; Miss Mildred
Bertrau, eiocutionist; Mr.. ]. Holland,
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20

MOLTEN METAL CAUSES BURNS
Thomas Cronin. 3S4 Fourteenth street. en-
ploye OF the Pacific Foundry. was burned on
the hand yesterday by ladle OF molten metal
spilling It. He was sent to the City and
County Hospital for treatment
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20

WILL HOLD PICNIC.-Ths fifteenth annual
excursion and picnic OF the Tyrone. Fer
managah and Donegal Benevolent Society Will
be held at Shell Mound Park. Sunday August
2T 1905. The committee Of arrangements is
as follows: John p Daley. Hugh McLaugh-
lin. Felix German James McLafferty. Peter
Temony John Deveney. Andrew McCarron.
Henry Riley. Patrick Hurley. John Quiulan
and Bernard German
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20
M|LL|ONAIRE'S SON KILLED
Continued From rnse rs, Column 7.

He and his sister Evelyn were the only
children. the latter being about is years
of age.
AS no member of the. family is in
Washington at present nothing can be
learned as to the funeral arrangements
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-20

comedian; Miss Geneyieve Doyle,
George Hegarty, Miss Effie Barnes, Miss
Gene Hathaway, Miss Dolly Turner, Leo
Kane, L. Cadegan and ]. OSullivan.
Transportation of fruits and vegetables
in vacuum is said to have been tried
successfully by California inventor.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27

ly a quarter of a mile and 20 trac,
down the unlucky int-oducor or boot
logger wilAou, fail.
Recently he arrested negro who
had a bottle Of booze" in his pocget
picking him ont # crowd. The ne
gro expressed wonder a, TIC mar
shals acumen ana asked how me aid II
u smelled the whisky while b was
sitting in my onice ct the cout house
Marshal Ledheter said, and know
It was in town somewhere. started
down the street in the direction of the
smell but The wind was blowing and
lost tracE OF it Tor a while. ( stucl
my nose r the air 5nG wandered
down several alleys when caught
the scent and the minute stepped N
mere knew you had the booze
Law sakes, Mars Marshal elao
ulated the negro in open eyed aston.
ishment, fef you All hain't a regular
human bloodhound You an kin smeli
booze furder dan q Dutchnaa ki,
smsl limhurgor cheese"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27

All stonrch trouble is removed d,
the use OF Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Z,
siyos the sfomac. perfect Icst by d..
sestI1g what you eat without tho
stomach's aid lhc food builds up ths
body the rest restores she stomach
TO pca'th. yqu iont have to diet your,
self when taking Kodoi Dyspepsia
Cure. j. D. Erskine OF Allenville.
Mich. stys. y suffered Heartburn
and stomach trouble for some ume
Ay sister-in Jaw has had tho same
troable anil was not able 10 eat for siy
weeks. She lised entirely on warm
water After talsirg twa bot'les OF
kodoi dyspepsia Cure snc was entire.
iy cured Z am glad 10 say Kodol
gave me instant relief" Sold by c. 4
nenfro.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27
Duel in Darkness
OFFICERS AND WHISKY
PEDDLERS BATTLE
Fifteen Shots Fired--Peddler
Injured but Escaped
Liquor Confiscatea
to Daily Leader

Special to Daily Leader.
South MeAiester, 6. T., Jan. Go
Last night a fierce hqht between Dep
uties Ice and Andrrsoa anc a wh.sky
pedd er occurred in the woods near
Dead Mans Crossing" miles
northwest Of town. Folio, tip the
Officers went to the plSce where the
supposed whisky peddler was plying
his trade. AS thoy passe louse one
Of the peddIers. 1911 Denison. was
arrested On dawn in tAe woods they
found the second man. The ofricers
concealed their identity and asked for
some booze. The fellow laid be. tie
Of whisky on a log. covered +, with a
handkerchief and told OFFICER Lee TO
lay mis- money down by ,ac side Of 1t
and taks the bottle meanwhi.s cover.
ing Lee with a pistol. zee pretended
NOT to understand directions and edged
closer to the peddler When within
five feet Of him he officer suddenly
drew his weapon and covered the ped.
der, demanding surrender Quick as
q Cash the peddler made move as if
to shoot and Lee fired
The peidler retreated in the dark.
ness firing his revolver. Anderson and 4
Lee kept up fusillade Of shots in the
Of the fleeing man and a
farmer who was along, even cmrtled
his shotgun at the fellow. The pediler
escaped in me woods.
This morning Marshal Pritchard and
officer Lee went to the scene AMI ar.
rested Isaac Williams. a negro. who Is e
accused Of harboring the peddlers.
The negro says a wounded maa camo
o his place last aisht He was shot
through The les
Williams. house was raided and
quantity Of whisky found A dark
artorn aad packet Of papers belong.
Ag to the peddler were also brougl
n.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27
INDIAN TEACHERS BARRED.
Those Who Own Allo:aents Cam,
Under Recent Ruling.

Special to Daily Leader.
Muskoaes, I. r, Jan. 2G.-The posi-
ton Of the department Of interior tha.
there can he no exception in the case
Of indian school teachers and that
they vii, have to take the iron clad
oath that they are not directly or indl.
rectly interested in any Indian lands.
as prescribed before they can draw
any OF the money in the appropriation
made to pay them. is causing a great
deal Of embarrassment TO many In.
clan school teachers They own In
dian land II was given 10 them as
an allotmen. and they are entitled 10
o. under the law. They have beer
teaching in the sch0o's several months
Some of them have taken the oath
on the understanding that 1t aid n3t
apply 20 an allottee The department
OF interior ha2 ruled that II does.
Other teachers have beon teaching
several months and have NOT drawn
their money because they cou d not
take the cath They viii probably
finish their term AID then demand the
money In lump. oath or no oath. The
situation is rather a trying one for the
superintendent of schools. who Cm.
ploys the teachers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27
Wanted.

! have position for good salesmen
See me for terms. V. Bowers. los
West Harrison. Guthrie.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27
YOU CAN INTEREST HIM.
Any Man over Fiftv.

You can Interest any ran over afy
yeasr Of aee in anything that wall
make him feel hotter because while
be may not as yet have any positive
organic disease he no longer feels the
huoyancy and vigor OF twenty-five
nor the freedom from aches and pains
he enjoyed in earlie- years and ne
very naturally examines with inter.
est any proposition looking to the i'm.
provemelt ana preservation Of his
health
He will notice among lther things
that the stomach Of fifty is a very dif.
ferent orc frca. the stomach be pos.
sessed at twenty-five THAT greatest
care must he exercised as to what Is
eaten and how much Of and even
with the hes tof care. there Will be in.
cre7sing digestive weakness wfI ad.
vanclng years.
A proposition to perfect or Improve
the digestion and assimilation of sood
Is one which interests not only every
man Of fifty bat every maa. woman
and child Of anv age. because tho
whole secret OF good health. good
blood, strong reryes. Is to have a
stomach which viii promptly ard thor 4
onghly digest wholesome food because
blood. nerves.. brain tissue and every /
other constituent Of The body is en-
tireiy the product Of digegtion. and NJ
medicine or health" Tood can pos
si6ly create pure blood or restore
sh7lly nerves. when a weak stomach
Is repleaistilg the daily year and tear
Of the body from mass Of ferment
Ing half d!ges,ed food
No, the stomach itself wants help
and in no round about way either. II
wants direct unmistakalle assist.
'nce, such as is given by one or two
5tlarts Dyspepsia Tablets after oac:
neal
These tablets cure stomach trouble
'ecause tber USE gi,e The stomach
'hance TO rest aud recupera e; ono {
IF Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets contains !
iisestive elements Sufficient to dises, {
600 grains Of ordinary food such
IS bread meat. eggs. etc.
Tho plan Of dis,ing is simply anotlr (
n name for starvation and the use vt
prepared foods md new iangIea break
asst foods simply makes matters
worse as any dyspepuc who has tried !
hem knows IS
As Dr. Bennett says. the only rea- 8
en- | can imagine why Suar Dys. I
epsio Tablets are not universally us !,
d by everybody who is troubled in Z
ny way with poor digestion Is be. I
auso many people seem TO think tha. (
ecause a medicine is advertised or is 2
Dld in dug stores or is protected b. x
trade mark must be humbug where. 8
as a matter Of trlth any druggist 3
no Is obse-yaut knows that stuarts q
yspcpsia Tablets have cured more g
eople Of Indigestion. heart burn. y
Fart trouble, nervous prostration ana Y
IN down condition generally than all 3
e patent medicines and doctors pre-.
riptions for stomach trouble com
ned. q
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27

Beware 2. olntmensa Sor catsrsh Cha.
Contain Mercury.
as mercury wilt surely destroy the
sense Of smell and compietely derange
the whole system when entering fl
through the mucous surfaces. such
articles should never be used except
on prescriptions from reputable physi.
clans as the damage tney viii do r.
ten field TO the good Won can possibly
derive from them. Hal"s Catarrh Cure
manufactured by = ]. Cheney & Co
Toledo. q, contains no mercury. snG
Is taken internally acting directly up.
On the Diood and mucous surfaces OF
the system In buving Hal"s cata-rh
Cure be sure you get ihe genuine. Il
Is taken internally ana made in To.
ledo. Ohio, hy F. J. Cheney & Co.
Testimonials free,
Sold hy druggists. Pr.ce. 75c. pc.
bottle
TaAe Halls Family Pills for con.
stipation,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27
HELP WANTED.

FOR BEST TERMS un .ity loans sec
D. R. Mosher, 5,9 N. Division.
Phone 7l1.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27
MALE Help WANTED.

DETECTIVES. shrowd clever. mea in
every locality, steady work guaran-
teedteed every Gay. We prepare the
inexperienced fer the Business Write
Principal" Rooms 4O-4I Loan &
Trust Bldg Milwaukee, Wis.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27

The best for light The lest Tor
mel Il Is great enterprise for
Guthrie and should he literally patron.
lzei.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27
GREAT NOSE ros ~soozg.g
Deputy Marshal Can Smell Il Quarter
Of Mile AgsinsS Wind.
Special to Daily Leader.

Muskogee, F. T. Jan 2G.-Depu y
Marshal Bud I.edbeiter Of this city
has the reputation among the uegroes
OF being able 10 scent WHISKY Ior near
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-27

WANTED--SALESAIEN AND SALES
Ladies in this and adjoining terri
tory TO represent and advertise the
Wholesale department OF an old es
tablished commercial house OF solid
standing Staple line Salary s. 50
per day paid weekly, win expenses
advanced direct from headquarters.
Horse and buggy furnished when nee
essary We furnish everything. Po-
Sition permanent Address. The Co
lumbia House, $50 Monon Bldg, Chi
cago, III.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-01-12
No More Old Women.

There are no old women to-day In
the wide world of fashion.
Not many years ago dressmakers de-
signed special dresses for women who
had passed the sunny side OF life.
There were caps for old women and
wraps and bonne:s and shoes for
them. Everybody called them grand
ma" and their greatest pleasure was
in sitting by the tiresiGe and telling
of the good old days.
Now all this has changed. If to-
day you should seek to draw a dis
tinction between the dresses of your
grandmother and your mother you
would find it an exceedingly difficult
matter, for III the fashiona Die dress
making establishments Of the city no
rules of age prevail.
In the SWEETEST Of the dressmakerS
shops the other day three women We're
selecting and ordering their dresses for
the fall and winter. The eldest of the
trio was probably 60, the second r.
and the youngest 20. The choice OF
goods they made was practically the
same. with the possible exception that
the eldest woman selected cOlors 4
trife more suhdued than the other
two. Bat this difference was SO slight
as scarcely to be marked. The women
were grandmother, mother and daUgh-
ter, but one fashion plate answered for
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-01-12
EspeCiaIlY for Women.

Champion, Mich. Jan. 9.-(Speclaly
A case Of especial interest to women
is that Of Mrs. A. Wellatt, wife of Il
welI-known photographer here. 1t is
best given in her own words.
Il could not sleep. my feet were cold
and my limbs cramped." Mrs, Wellatt
states. Il had All awful hard pain
across my kidneys. | had to get up
three or four times in the night. | WAS
very nervous and fearfully respondent.
Il had been troubled in this way for
five years when | commenced to use
DOdd's Kidney Pills and what they
caused to come from my kidneys will
hardly stand description.
by the time had finished one box
of DOdd's Kidney Pills I was cured.
Now | can sleep well, my limbs do not
cramp, | do not get up in the night
and feel better than | have in years
l owe my health to Dodd's Kidney
Pills"
Women's ills are caused by Diseased
Kidneys; that's why Dodu's Kidney
Pills always cure them.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-01-12
A Ia0anese War Story.

Lafcadio Hearn. the American wri-
er resident in japan, said in recent
etter aprOp0S Of the japanese war:
My friends here have no fear OF
Russia. The thought of war eXclte5
hem to pleasant laughter. Over our
Saki the other night, your Old acGuaint-
ance MutSu told a japanese war story
that you may think interesting.
The third son Of a samurai (hc
said boosted OF his proweSs-
what deeds did You do in tae
last batter asked his friends
81 went up boldly to one Of the en-
envy the young man replied, and cut
off his feet
Ills feetT said the friends of the
samurais son. Why his feetI Why
did you not cut off his headY
"'Oh,' said the youth, that was OF
Already"