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Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
TELEGRAM M EFT.

p: Har Diet kommit nagot tele-
gram till mig?
Fru p: - Vantade du att nagot
skulle komma?
p: = Nej, naturligtvis int. (Sar-
kastiskt.) Du inbillar dig val aldrig
att Jag skulle fraga efter Diet, ON jag
vantade nagot.
Fru p: Man kan inte sa noga
veta. Men hvad skulle du saga ON
nu EFT telegram verkligen hade kom-
init?
p: ia, jag kunde val tro Diet. Har
vantat Diet hela eftermiddagen. (Ota-
ligt.) Ma, hvar ar Diet?
Fru p: - ia, vet du, jag tyckte Diet
var bast att oppna Diet. bet gjorde val
ingenting?
p: - Naturligtvis inte. bet var
bara angaende en- affair. Eft vigtigt
sammantrade, SON Johanson lofvade
att underratta mig ON. Var Diet inte
s8?
Fru p: - 10, visst.
P. (belatet): - Jag kunde nog be.
gripa Diet. ia, da far jag lof att kila
genast efter middagen. bet ar ju ira
kigt, men affarer maste ga framfor
ALT.
Fru p: Naturligtvis, Diet f0rstar
jag ju sa val! Men will du int Sc
telegrammet?
p: bet behofs int. Du sag Diet
ju, och jag vet att jag kan lita pa min
lila gumma.
Fru p: ia, men der stod nagot som
du bestamdt int hade vantat.
p: - Aha, hvad kunde Diet vara?
Fru P. (mildt leende): = Johanson
sager att han omojligt kunde ia nagra
biljetter annat an pa parkett! -.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
PA ERIN.

Den unge manner hade sett pjesen
forut. Han lat iva bankar veta ON Diet
och berattade hela tiden, ON hvad som
nu skulle komma och hur forfarligt
roligt Diet var. Han hade en- vacker
flicka med sig och anstrangde sig att
roa henne. Till slut SADIE han:
Har nj nagonsin fors0kt att hora
pa en- pies med slutna 6gon? Hall
igen 0gonen EFT tag, skall nj ia bora.
Diet ar Diet lustigaste man kan tanka
sig.
En- aldre, korpulent here, nagot rod
| ansigtet, satt alldeles framf0r paret.
Han vande sig ON och SADIE:
Unge man, har nj nagonsin for
sokt bora pa en- pies med munnen
igen?
Den tystnad som nu foljde var ma
stan pinsam.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26

- Ar du int riktigt vettig? flick
farbror Borje fran mellan slagen.
- 10. bevars, och jag amman lara
dig vett ocksa...
Klatsch.. klatsch...
bet dr. aldrig for sent att piska
in sadant hos folk, ON de aro aldrig
sa gamla. Kanner du igen Diet, hva
sa?
Klatsch..
- Stopp! Minsann skamtar du int
en- smula hardhandt, kara du... Sc
sa!
Och farbror B0rje flick andtligen fatt
/ mattpiskaren, men icke f0rr an den.
ma efterlemnat nagra isma roda mar.
ken, som stucko af mot den grasprang,
da skaggbotten. :.
Upptradet slutade med en- ~forsonings-
akt, hvilken slot med EFT lofte fran
farbror B6rjes sida att han skulle for
s0ka att hadanefter lata sig uppfost'
ras med lampor.
Han trodde att den metoden lag
NEST for hans sarskilda naturel.
Men hvad andra betraffar - fru
Tilda undantagen - anser han att de
bora hallas till vett och CODA seder
hufvudsakligen genom stryk.
Teorien halter han pa, men aldrig 1
sin frus harvard.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
FAR6RoR BoRJE.

En- smekmanadsanekdot af rs H-n.
Det kan ju banda att rottingens an
vandande som pedagogiskt hjalpmedel
ar forkastligt och Dor afskaffas: men
mangen bra karl har dock vid mog-
mare ar erkant att han skulle blifvit
en- odaga eller nagot annu varre, ON
han Ell vid lampliga tillfallen fatt CORA
en- kannbar bekantskap med denna
tropiska klangvaxt.
Farbror B0rje pastar sjalf att han
vid Diet har laget utan tvifvel varit
hangd eller halshuggen eller inburad
for lifstiden, ON han int fatt sa dug
tigt med stryk i sin grona ungdom, i
helg och s0cken, hemma och ute.
Pa grund af denna lifliga ofvertygel-
Sc tucker man att han sjalf horde blif-
Wit skolmastare eller familjefader, for
att personligen kunna tillampa sin
~gammaldags uppfostringsprincip pa
larjungar eller attlingar. Men han var
%intetdera utan raft och slatt en- gam
NAL ungkarl, som lefde pa sina iva
stenhus.
bet hade handt nagra ganger att
farbror Borje s0kt tillampa sin upp-
fostringsmetod pa for honom absolut
frammande tjufpojkar. men dessa ex-
pertinent slutade ALA olyckligt for pc
dagogen sjalf, ! Diet han EFT par ganger
holl pa att ia stryk af dem han vile
tukta och maste skrika "polis!" och
yid EFT annat tillfalle flick farbror B6r-
je plikta for m~isshandel.
Da han sag att Diet icke pa den va
gen lyckades honom att af busfr6n
uppdraga ada medborgareplantor eller
radda ligapojkar fran de stupstockar,
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
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80.
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Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
HON xsIcT.

Herr Peterson hade lange och val
gait och suckat for fr0ken Johansson,
men aldrig kommit sig fore med att
direkt fraga.
Sa traffades de en- dag.
Kom till var basar for de orkes
l6sa hindubarnen / oval, herr Peters
son. och tag mycket pengar med er
Och sd smalog hon ljuft.
Delta smaleende gaf Peterson mod
och han friade pa flacken.
Xlskade Axel, SADIE hon nagot
senare, mar jag tanker raft pa saken
Dor du int ia sd mycket pengar met
dig pa basaren.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
EN- TON VIC vkRENs ANIMAL
kANDE.

cnort az dot var.
px,;or mot etrapden sig slunga.
ps,arna onnea
$500. h,;, ,,.dt
co,an naovnner arr skina.
yarn;ndor bv,na
p,ss,nnor ron
r., 500 f;cp nvss ia lag fria'
pIssad. Milo
I.rdevsoen bred
p,str,,olsrirvar rida
n. ACT v;do
cotor rad
60. - rs Land ooh stad
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
DEN LILA

Doktorns barn kande henne val, och
deras skoterska hade kant henne, ALT
sedan hon forsta gangen promenerade
ut med doktorns forstfodde, som var
kladd ! barkappa. Barnjungfrun hade
Ell varit road af att bi hajdad af den
lila grant kladda damen, som bedt att
ia Sc barnet. Doktorns forstfodde ha-
de varit flint kladd. bet gick bra for
doktorn pa den tiden, men ALT efter-
som aren gingo och barnskaran Okla
des, blef ocksa deras kladsel tariff
care.
Den lila utstyrda damen lade marke
till att tarfligheten tilltog, ALT efter-
som barnen blefvo Store. B%arnjung-
frun harmades Ell langre ofver henens
intresse for barnen, och dessa alskade
sin van, hvars Mann de icke kande,
men som alltid var vanlig mot dem
och liksom horde till deras promena-
der. De kallade henne "froken Brun",
pa grund af hennes bruna kladning,
bruna hiatt och bruna ogon.
- Hvem ar den der manniskan, som
barnen tala ON? SADIE doktorinnan ret
ligt till barnjungfrun. Jag tucker int
ON att de CORA bekantskaper ute.
- Hon ar en- fin dam, frun, fastan
hon ser litet m~arkvardig ut och klar
sig litet utstyrdt. Hon har alltid sys-
selsatt sig med oss, anda sedan Her
bert a liten; hon tycks riktigt vara
fastad vid barnen. Hon sager att hon
en- gang varit doktorns patient.
Doktorn och hans hustru befunno
sig i matsalen en- formiddag, just som
barnen atervande hem fran sin pro-
menad, och fr0ken Brun gick Oliver
gatan for att tala vid dem.
- Hvem ar den der lila nuckan?
fragade doktorinnan skarpt. Hon ia
lade alltid / skarp ton till sin man.
Hon tycks vara mycket f~ortjust i bar
men, och hon lar ha sagt att hon en-
gang varit din patient.
Doktorn rynkade pannan.
- Jag kan int paminna mig ha sett
henne forr, SADIE han. bet ar ju moi
ligt att hon radfragat mig nagon gang.
Men jag minns henne int.
Han suckade. Han hade fatt for
van att sucka. bet hade Ell gait no
nom val i lifvet. l sin ungdom hade
han haft hoga ideal och stor arelyst- |
mad. / sin medelalder strafvade han
som praktiserande lakare, men en- stor
familj och en- hustru som -
Har forsokte han alltid lojalt att
afbryta tankegangen, men ibland lat
den icke afbryta sig. Han hade gift
sig med henne for hennes vackra an
sigtes skull och hade for LANCE sedan
funnit att bakom den vackra ytan
fanns EFT obeherskadt lynne, EFT sjalf-
viskt SHINE. Hon forebradde honom
alltid for att han int var rikare.
bet mesta han gaf henne offrade
hon pa sin fafanga. Hon tycktes Ell
ha nagot begrepp ON orden "maka"
och NOR. Icke underligt att hennes
barn gerna sloto sig till sin kara van,
"froken Brun". De alskade henne,
fastan hon bara var en- gammal fro
ken kladd / de besynnerligaste klad-
ningar och i hattar som vackte all
mant uppseende.
- Har nj kant papa? SADIE doktorns
aldsta gosse till henn cen dag.
ia, for lange sedan, kara du; och
den lila damens rost skalfde. Jag var
en- gang sjuk och gick till honom, och
han var - mycket snail mot mig. Han
skulle naturligtvis int kama igen
mig. Men jag har aldrig glomt no.
nom. Hon tvartystnade. och en- rod
mad sm0g sig ofver hennes ansigte, !
da gossens ogon motto hennes. De
zorro sa lika hans fairs 0gon!
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
MODE svxRMERI.

smalog ofta = hon vet Diet klar -
och jag | beundran faller
infor Diet "perlband" som skimrar der
bakom sma lappars koraller.
Och min beundran hon vaxa ser,
ju mera darande omit hon Ter.
For njutningen jag sparar visst en-
grand complimang at - dentisten.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26
NNEsNxRvARo

Herr Stromlund ser genom fonstret
den otrefliga fru Peterson komma
tvars 6fver gatan och raddar sig in |
slit arbetsrum.
Tala int ON att jag DIR hemma!
sager han at sin fru.
Efter en- timma glantar han pa dor
rem och lyssnar. Han h0r i~ngenting
och ropar glad:
Ma, har du da andtligen blifvit
az med den der gamla s~ladderkarin-
gen?
/ Stamina 0gonblick hor han till sin
f0rfaran fru Petterssons r0st. Blodet
stelnar / adrorna, men da kommer som
en- ljuf musk fruns svar:
ia, min van, hon gick for iange-
sedan, men nu ha vi fatt visit af den
snalla fru Peterson | stallet.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-05-26

Och da grefven nasta gang satte sin
fot pa Aalholms slot, hade han sett
Niagarafallen.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31
A PIONEER CONE.
Thomas Wing Passes Away At His
 Home.
(From Tuesdays Daily.)

Thomas Wing, one of Prescott g early settlers, died at his home, BIO South Cortez street, shortly before 10 o'clock Sunday morning, after an ex- tended illness. He was 6S years of age. and one of the well known old time residents of this section, having settled here in the year 1883. His death means the passing of one of the prominent men of early days, and be- cause of his wide acquaintance he will be missed by many of his friends who are still known here as the pioneers of modern Prescott.
 The deceased was prominently iden- tifed with the early history of this sec tion of the territory, and at one time served as register of the government land office. When the first effort was suggested toward the setting aside of Granite DeIls as a resort, he took an ae. tive part in furthering the scheme, and it was largely due to his efforts that this property has first off looked after with view to making it a resort for the public of Prescott.
 Funeral services will be held from the residence, BIO South Cortez street, this afternoon at 2.30, and the remains will be inferred in the Odd Fellows cemetery. All friends of the family are requested to attend. De- ceased leaves two sons and two daugh- trs. One son is prominent resident of Portland, Ore, and the other is en- gagged in business in Chicago. NrS- E. A. Payne, of Prescott, is one of the daughters making her home here.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

Two thousand words were wired by way of Los Angeles, over the Western Unions lines, and our readers experienced the pleasure of perusing the news at their breakfast tables a few hours later.
 This in itself is not an achievement, for any other paper could have done the same thing. It is simply a mat ter of enterprise prompted by fixed policy to furnish the news Of the hour regardless of expense.
 In line with this policy was the de- tailed report published yesterday morn ing of the great naval battle in which the Russian squadron was almost an initiated by the crafty Togo, the mas | ter of the sea.
 For weeks the eyes of the world were centered upon this impending engage ment, and when it oceurrd the event overshadowed all others in genuine interest. The people wanted to know all of the details and they confidently looked to the Journal-Miner to supply them.
 Nor did this paper disappoint them Special dispatches in addition to our usual service, were ordered of the As sociated Press, and as a result the Journal-Miner had the longest and most detailed report of the great bat tie that was published by any Arl zona paper.
 All of these remarks are simply tc give emphasis to the now generally acknowledged fact that If you want the news you must read the Journal Miner.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31
Subscription Committee To Make Report
 Tomorrow
The Celebration Details Will Shortly Be
 Completed
(From Tuesdays Daily.)

The meeting of the executive com mittee of tn Fourth of July elbration mittee of the Fourth of July eelebra- tion, set for yesterday afternoon was of necessity postponed until tomorrow The subcommittee on subscriptions re- ported that its members would require further time in which to make report, and this was aeeeded to, the meeting having been set for Wednesday at o'clock in the afternoon. For the reas- on that today is a holiday among the business men of the city the commit tee saw no way to accomplish any re- executive committee were given until suits, and explaining this fact to the Wednesday to report.
 With proper respect to their suPe- rior committee, the soliciting commit tee declines to make public the result of their work thus far, but it is known that they have met with fair success SO far. The first day out, it is reported they succeeded in collecting some thing in excess of s1,OOO, and since then their efforts have been largely handicapped, althou~h they have ma 1 terially added to tt:t sum.
 It is expected that when they report tomorrow a sufficient saowing will be made to justify the cveeutive commit tee in proceeding with the arrange ment of the program. Several of the other working committees are in readi- ness to push their share of the work, and are awaiting instructions from the management.
 It is confidently expected that at the meeting tomorrow the complete de- tails of the celebration can be taken up, and all necessary arrangements put under way, thus allowing ample time for the work of the several commit tees
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31
THE IMPORTANCE OF wHIsKERs

Dr. J. F. Kcl nedy, of iowa, IS at tracting re1eved attention inst rov by his auti whisker crusade The w"r- thy secretary of the Iowa State Board of Health, who wages war on boards as bitterly as more practical and more useful members of his profession fight the ravages of tuberculosis or pneumo- mia, has carried the contest to New York, where he is achieving as much notoriety as his heart can desire. The papers have quoted his dicta, opened their columns for the discussion of the weighty subject, and, best of all, have pretended to take him seriously. No doubt, the clean shaven face of the Iowan medico gleams with appreeia- tion of his metropolitan reception.
 Dr. Kennedy's objection to whiskers
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31
FOR INSTANCE.

If anything were lacking to con viace the most skeptical as to the com plete superiority of the Journal-Miner 's news service, that proof has been sup piled in an emphatic manner within the past two days.
 The anti-joint statehood convention at Phoenix on Saturday was a matter of universal interest throughout the territory, as it was fraught with ar importance that bears directly upon the future welfare of Arizona. Recog- nizing the keen interest of residents of this community and vicinity in the proceedings of the great and repre- sentative assemblage of earnest and patriotic men, the Journal-Miner ar ranged to have the convention covered by a special correspondent, with in- struetions to telegraph a full report.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

The undertaking honesty with which President Roosevelt assails every evil, and the candor with which he points out to the public his aims and pur- poses, is a constant source of amaze ment, and sometimes of chagrin, to the old school politician who always supposed it was necessary to conceal his purposes and deceive the people with evasions and platitudes. And vet the heartiness with which the American people stand ready to sup port the President n his every po- Hey, the promptness with which they espouse the reforms he proposes, and the unanimity with which they voted for him last November is sufficient to demonstrate that the old methods are obsolete and the new are worthy af the emulation of every man in public life.
 It is, indeed, probable, that only the proverbial inability of old dogs to learn new tricks prevents the poll tieians from adopting that frank ness of which President Roosevelt, and perhaps his Secretary of War, MT. Taft, now appear to enjoy mono poly, if we except those politicians, who dare not come out into the open and allow the people to see whom they represented and for whom they are working. The advantages of the Pre- sident's political methods are obvious He has learned that when he espouses a seithe people will stand with him. l and itsfs never with trepidation that he appeals to them for support in any movement which he regards as i'm portant He knows beforehand that they will give him their cordial sup port.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31
COPPER MINING IN THE UNITED
 STATES.

The general conditions of copper min ing in the United States are discussed by MT. Walter Harvey Weed in bulletin (No. 260) of the United States Geological survey.
 The United States supplies about 60 per cent of the entire copper product of the world. The value of the out put of copper for 1904, which is esti- mated at $95, 100000, exceeds that of gold, and is surpassed only by that -of coal and iron. Of this enormous pro duction about two-thirds was exported in 1904. Our imports are practically all from Mexico and Canada.
 The profit of copper mining is shown by the fact that IT copper companies declared dividends during 1904 that aggregated s26, ,161, 900. This is in- deed a favorable showing when com pared with the dividends of the 77 gold, silver, and lead companies, in cluding the smelting trust, which amounted in all to only s19,106,000.
 It is estimated that the production for 1904 exceeded that of 1903 by about s.6 per cent, amounting approxi- mately to 7s3,OOO,OOO pounds This increase is due mainly to Arizona mines, but the tremendous development in Utah, notably at Bingham, and in the Frisco district, indicate that this state will soon take a more prominent place as a copper producer. When carefully studied, the figures show that the Lake Superior district can barely maintain its relative part of the average increase in the production and consumption of copper, that the same is true of the Montana mines, and that the Arizona mines will show a still greater increase and are likely in the near future to take the lead in the worlds production. At the pre- sent time the Boston and Montana mines of Butte are the greatest produ- eers in the world. After them in productiveness come the Anaeonda, Lake Superior, and Rio Tinto mines, named in the order of their import anee.
 The copper deposits of the United ! States are remarkable not only for their size and variety of produetiveness, but also for the variety of their ores. The important copper deposits of other countries consist of chalcOpyrite (eop- per pyrite), while in the United States ores of this character form a relative Iv small part of the total output. In q general way each of the great cop per producing districts of the eoua- trv is distinguished by eharaeteris- ii. ore. In Michigan it is native cop per: in Montana, chalcoeite Cooper glance) or enargite (sulphurarsenide of copper); in Arizona it is largely cop per oxides and earbonates; in Ten nessee and California, chalcopyrite; in Colorado, tetrahedrite (gray eopper).
 The oxidized copper ores of the l Globe, Clifton, and Bisbee districts of Arizona are briefly discussed by MT. Weed; also the native copper deposits of the Lake Superior district and the sulphide ores of other districts.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31
Governor vardaman of Mississippi,

Governor Vardaman of Mississippi, who is candidate for the senate, has just had 300 citizens of his state indicted. Southerners have been so long accustomed to sending darkies to jail when they persisted in voting, and voting the wrong way, that it is not surprising that a man whose can didacy for the senate becomes desper- ate should be tempted to try the ex- pertinent on the whites.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

President Roosevelt seems to have showed a ramrod down the back of the sheriff of Chicago. "The state is back of the city and the nation is back of the state,'' said the President. Now the sheriff summons up his courage and tells the striking teamsters that If there are further violations of law and order he will appeal to the gov ernor for militia.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

The President has decided that the people. through the Panama Canal Commission. shall not be held up by the steel trust, and other trusts. Is there any question as to whether or not the people will stand by the Pre- sidentf And, by the way, what do you think the people will do to Con gress if it reverses the Presidents policyi
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

That peerless diplomatist, John Barrett, says that he suggested to the President the advisability of eonsoli- dating the offices of minister to re- eognize the man who made the sug- gestion.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

General Miles is beyond compare the most uniformed general in the Unit ed States. He is now engaged m uh- forming the Massachusetts militia in knee brooches, queues, cooked hats and other fxings of 1776. The old flint lock musket should not be TOT gotten in this antique ensemble.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

Secretary Taft may be counted to go to the bottom of the Loomis-Bowen matter, and when he gets there he will make his recommendations without fear or favor to anyone concerned.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

In the fight between Frenzied Fin ance Lawson and Wall Street, the pub lie manifests the same indifference as did the frontiersman perched on top of the cupboard when his wife was having it out all over the cabin floor with a bear.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

By his drastic methods of dealing with frauds Postmaster General Cor telyou may be trying to prove how ef- ficient he would be at the head of the Equitable.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

It cannot be expected that the Presi- dent of the United States will straight en out the President of Venezuela until he has settled the matter between Loomis and Bowen.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

Some heartless man has sued Rus sell Sage for $500. As this is more than Uncle Russell has spent on his wardrobe in the past forty years, it looks like persecution of the rich.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

The public buying butchers meat mostly bones-is trying to under stand Commissioner Garfeld's sug- gestion that the Beef Trust makes only per cent.
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

Richard Garding Davis says that everyone who has ever had anything to do with the Venezuelan asphalt lake has been besmeared. Seems to prove that you can t touch pitch, etc,
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

For sunburn and tan, Benzoin and Almond Cream is the best article on the market. Corbin and BOrk will send you a bottle for 25c Tel PIT, Hotel Burke druggists. If
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

A certain phase of the woman's movement will never lack virility as long as Carrie Nation, Mae Wood and Nan Patterson occupy the boards
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31
IT'S GOT TO GOi
"a oot +o oO2

What g got to go9
 The Kentucky Liduor store has tap ped their two large casks of 600 gal Ions of old port and sherry wine, which they will sell for one dollar per gallon. Everybody can afford ts drink pure wine at that price. 4-1-tf
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

A PHILOSOPHERS v-EW or THE
 FEMININE ETERNAL. Thoreau's journal, which is now being
Weekly Arizona journal-miner., 1905-05-31

R. Baehr for house Raiuting and paper hanging. Telephone Nos. 1ss and 9T. If
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1905-05-06
~
q The N. Y. MORNING TELEGRAPH on
sale at MILLARD'S News Depot.
23l West Main Street.


Chas Mcguire, of Jeanerette,
died Thursday night.