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, 1905-01-19
washin gton Letter

Washington d. c. Jan l5.-Wash-
ington is rapidly becoming the 80
cial, as it is already the political cent
er of the United States. Every
winter ees an increasing tide of per-
ons OF large means and of such cul-
ture as wealth can produce pouring
into the city for the social season.
From the beginning of the New Year
until lent the principle topic of all
classes in the District of Columbia
is social entertainment, and one of
the staples of every large city news
paper is the washington society
column" furnished if possible by it's
own correspondent located in Wash
ington. For a period of eight or ten
weeks the business of the city is a
pleasure not only for the official and
''smart" sets, but pleasure for the
dressmaker, the florists, the caterers
and the Proprietors OF the great
department stores who furnish the
necessities for entertaining. And
the spirit of revelry for that period
is in the air and so contagious that
from the wife of the President down
TO the shop girl the principal con
sideration is parties, teas" dances
aud receptions. While the wives
of Cabinet members, and the families
Of millionaires are preparing for
state dinners, splendid balls to cele,
brate the debut Of a daughter, music.
ales at which a prima donna is paid
a thousand dollars for a single song
the little stenographer at six dollars
a week is busy after hours, making
her gown for a "hop' at the "Arm-
DRY" or IA ''straw ride" with supper at
IA country hotel. Even below stairs
the social microbe has found a lodge
men aud the cooks and the maids
are absorbed in the discussion of
parties and pink teas" aud one
Washington hostess relates the in
cldent OF failing 10 secure a young
colored maid who could not take "a
place that allowed only one evening
a week free because as the girl ex-
planned she expected to make her
debut" this winter and would have
social engagements for every evening.
The speculation as to whether
, 1905-01-19

A bill has been introduced in the
Legislature appropriating $4,000 to
pay bounti = on predatory wild ami
mails in Wyoming. While the stock
men of Wyoming pay a large percent
age Of the States taxes. they also re-
crive in the same proportion the pro.
lection and benefits from the money
expended in the development of the
states interests and the keeping up
of the states institutions. Then is it
necessary or just to other business
interests that one-eighth of the general
fund of the state should be devoted
to class legislation interests. In view
of the fact that there was a $4,000
deficit in the general fund from the
past two years, the amount asked for
is too much and should be cut down
, 1905-01-19

ONe of the state papers is authority
for the statement that Carbon county
has n of the strongest delegations
in the Legislature this year. And it is
II fact, for we have the pick of IA host
of solid, conservative business men.
Successful with their business inter
ests, it is IA foregone conclusion that
the best interests of Carbon county
will be well cared for. In fact the
entire State may well he proud of the
body of men who compose the Eighth
Legislature.
, 1905-01-19

Saturday, Jan. % will be market
day" That means the Ladies Aid
Society of the Presbyterian church
Will have for sale pies, cakes, roast
chicken, baked beans, bread, etc, etc. g.
at Mrs. A. w. Ainsworth's restaur-
ant. Sale will commence at 8 a. m
Everything good for u Sunday dinner
, 1905-01-19

The Legislature is now visiting the
different state institutions. We sup.
pose the papers down the line will
trott out the time-honored and be-
whiskered jokes concerning the in.
zane asylum, penitentiary, etc. Fire
en- along and we will pretend they
are funny anyway.
, 1905-01-19
Sincere Flattery.

Alert. keen eyed and rather short,
Her cheeks are slightly tanned.
Born in the saddle, fears she naught,
This daughter of the land.
She rides her mothers saddle mare.
Her fathers bronchs as we'll:
Whilst ~iron-nerved, she's wond'rous
fair,
And Saratoga's Belle.
On horseback or in household arts.
And, oh, the gay quadrilles.
Her graceful movements thrill all
hearts,
Especially poor Bills.
She takes a cookbook's good advice,
First kill your game Yourself
She shoots, then cooks it lawful nee"
This heartless prairie elf.
She loves Wyoming and the West,
To tirt-it is her way
Her mother and her father best.
And Bill?-ask her TO say.
In mock disdain she'll shake her head,
Her eyes flash out in fun,
Then tilts her hat at what you've said,
To shade them from the sun.
Her father owns a cattle ranch,
Down (somewhere) near the Platte.
Her name7-well, you may call her
Blanche
She'd let it go at that.
Christopher Carrots.
, 1905-01-19
JANUARY 10, 1905

THERE has been no dearth of news
for the Denver papers this year. Be
tween Nan Patterson, Mrs. Chadwick,
the Russo-Jap war, Colorado ballot
box suffers, and the high jinks at the
state house while the legislature is in
session, they are reaping a full har-
vest.
, 1905-01-19

Nice fresh home made bread, cake,
cookies and doughnuts, for sale Sat.
urday Jan 2lst. Give he a trial
Orders taken. Mr.. Fannie Lee
Ashley Residence.
, 1905-01-19

A good chance to get your Sunday
dinner already prepared if you patron
NE the Ladies' Aid Socisty ON Satur.
day Jan. 2sth. Articles will be ON
sale dt the restaurant Of Mrs. A. w.
AinswOrth.
, 1905-01-19

What Saratoga needs is a place
you can buy fresh cakes, bread
etc. Try MIS- Fannie Lee.
Ashley residence.
, 1905-01-19

Mary Little Margaret Mullison 1
Gertrude Priquet Nellie Winsor 4
tiussie Wykert Alice Lufkin 3
Bessie Little Helen Humphreys 4
Bryan Rose 3 Beulah Moore 3
Anna Muilison 4 Claude Wiegand >
Clarence Wharton 3 Florence Nixon >
Archie Parker 3 Lorence Walck >
Wesley Humphreys Frank Wykert 3
Nada Rose = Julia Sanger =
, 1905-01-19

The phantom dance is going to
be the best, the most novel and enter
aiming dance ever given in Saratoga.
, 1905-01-19
Rooms and Boar d.

! have four furnished rooms for
rent, with or without board. Terms
moderate. Mrs. ELI LEE.
, 1905-01-19
STATEMENT

Report OF TIM CONDITION or ''THE SARATOGA
STATE BANK." at Saratoga, in the State of
Wyoming, at the close of business on the
18th day of January. 1879
RESOURCES
Loans and discounts sse,97l ~
Overdrafts, Secured and unsecured Y32
Due from National Banks vi. AL ~
Checks and Cash items $50 til
Money Reserve in Bank. VIZ:
Specie AZ VI
Lgitndr and natl bnk notes 81 M
Nickels and Pennies 4i2 y, Seb 81
Total 1871 al II
LIABILITIES.
Capital Paid In SiO.OSm
Undivided Profits, Less Expenses
and Taxes Paid II.O23 Nj
lnd1 Dept Subject to check. IA. l9s 50
Certificates of Dep'st Dem'nd 1893 ~
Certificates of Deposit Time 81. 2as 81 lOs, GAG 96
Due to State Banks and Bnkrs 1i ~
Total l3I. 81 81
The State of Wyoming,
County of Carbon. s.
l, II. +. RECKMEYER, Cashier of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the above
statement is true to the best of my knowledge
aud belief. II. f. RECkMEYER,
Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 10Th
day of January, 1905.
JOSEPH b. HAssETT,
lSEAL.l Notary Public.
My commission expires May IA. 1906.
CORRECT-Atte
I'M RUMsEY.
j. +. CosGRIFF.
, 1905-01-19

Mark ct day, Saturday, Jan. 2Sth.
, 1905-01-19
SCHOOL REPORT
For the Month Ending Jan. 4 Many
Perfect in Attendance and
P~unetuality.

Perfect in the High room, II, Gram
mar. Is, intermediate, II, Primary 10.
Pupils neither absent nor tardy dur.
ing month and the number of months
earh have haan n.rfa.t
, 1905-01-19

Henry Farrell ! Alvin Harden |
Bessie Kennedy Clarence Walch =
Edwin Anderson | John White |
Mary Want Paul Doggott !
Alma Anisworth } Charles Wilcox |
Merle Barkhurst | Edgar Lee |
Nora Doggett Hattie Button /
Florence Scott | Joe Harden >
George Stockwell Samuel Doggett /
johnson Doggett Anna Jensen =
Susie Forney Willie Manahan 3
Frank Walch ] Harold Oryille |
John Mullison . Pearl Stout 3
Hazel Winsor 3 Selma Anderson 4
VIVA Humphreys Earl Judd 4
, 1905-01-19

January 1909.
BEsolrpcEs
Loans and Discouut. Ss7 .ns ~
Oyerdrafts Secured and Unsecured s737 ~
Due from National Banks SS9, 925 80
Due from State Banks
and Bankers, a5l3a7
Sh r .na rash i''"' "s"
, 1905-01-19
FINANCIAL STATEMENT

REPORT OF THF CONDITION OF CARBON STATE
BANK" at Hanna, in the State of Wyoming, at
the close Of business on che nth day of
January, 1903.
, 1905-01-19

Of THE CONDITION OF "THE SARATOGA
STATE BANK" at Saratoga, in the State of
Wyoming, at the close of business on the
18th day of January. 1879
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
A weu.pesrrxrd Tribute.

The awarding cr the Grand Prize TO
The Winchester Repeating Arms CO.,
New Haven. Conn. at the St. Louis Tx
position, confers upon this company the
highest mark of distinction attained by
any manufacturer Of guns or ammunition
in the world. Although Il greal Number
of medals were given to this elias, Of
manufacturers. the only award of a
Grand Prize was To The Winchester Re
peating Arms Co: and given as ii was in
competition with the lending man1ifac-
tuners Of All countries. it t~csti.icS in u
most decided way 10 the superiority Of
Winchester rifles. sliotguns and ammuni-
tion over all other makes. The success
attained 10y the Winchester l.cpca,ins
Arms Go. at this exposition is simply in
line with the honurs received in the past.
Al the Paris Exposition. Winchester
arms and ammunition received the Grand
prix: ard Wherever they have been cS-
llibitcd they have always been .ivei. the
highest possible prizes. This latest rccog-
milton of superiority is the natural result
of thirty years Of careful and successful
cndenvor in maintaining the high quality
of Winchester rifles. sliotsuiis and aumu
milton.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
Who Should Mot Marry.

Philadelphia Record: The woman Who
expects to have II good. easy time"
The woman who wants TO refurnish
her house every spring.
Ike woman who bays for the mere
pleasure of buying.
The woman who thinks that cook anu
nurse can keep house.
III woman who would die rather
than wear last seasons hat.
The woma who expects a declaration
of love three times a day.
The woman who marries in order to
have some one To a her bills.
The ona who thinks she can get
$1,000 worth OF style out OF u $1,000 in
come.
The woman who proudly declares tina
she cannot ever hem n pocket h%andker-
chief and never made up a bed in hei
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
Ia csirae is Epidemic catarrh.

L spares no class or nationality. The
/ cultured and the ignorant, the %aristo-
crat and the paupei. the masses and
the classes are alike subject to IA grippe.
None are eNempt-all are liable.
''rip IS well named. The original
Frenci, term. Ia grippe. has been short
snea by the busy american to read
grip
Without intending to do so. Il new
word has been coined tha. exactly
describes the ease. AS if some hidcous
giant with awful grip had rlutclcd us
in its fatal clasp.
Men. women. children. whole towns
and cities are caught in the bancful grip
of a terrible monster.
Have you the grip? Or. rather. has
the grip got you? If so. read the follow
ing letters.
These testimonials speak for them
selves as to the efficacy of Peruna in
cases OF Ia grippe or its aiter-eifccis:
Southern Judge Cured.
Judge Horatio j. Goss, IIartwell. GA,
writes:
Some five or ST. wears ago l had a
very severe spell Of grip. which left mt
with systemic catarrli.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
Senator scver;aae's Friend.

Senator B~everiGge iiad as a Visitor at
the capitol a me!EDer-elect of the In
dianu legislature. Ananias Baker by
name. MIR. Baker, AN estima Bile gen
%tlenan. With loEg. flowing beard.
proved an entertaining conversational
ist and enlightened several peopS about
the prominent personages of scripture.
The menber-elect of the Indiana
legislature talked in the best of good
nature about the origin of his first name.
he pointed out that there are "
.Ananiases in the bible. one of them
WAS the most notorious liar of all ages.
who was struck dead for being so thor
oushly unreliable.
The other" said Mr.. Baker. lis the
ma for whom ! was named. 1T was he
who baptized Saul ana afterward be
came a disciple of b lord.'
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
HOW TO HANDLE STOCK ON
Small FARM


I have 100 acres of land nearly all
for cultivation. a few acres
in blue grass liable to occasional over
flows. l have twenty to thirty grade
Shorthorn COWS, but don want to do
very much milking. Stock must be
kept or land will run down. Please
give us your advice. G.. II. +.
Our inquirer is we'll iXed perhaps to
follow either one of two lines, but he
objects to the one the most protitabie,
that is the milking and the creamery
business. He cannot raise cattle sue
c~essfully otherwise unless he grows
beef" baby beef and this he can do
almost as we'll by patrOniZing 4 cream
cry or by the farm separator. If we
We're in the place of G.. r. +. we would
milk some of the COWS, n either
sell cream or make Il good quality of
butter and sell to Let the
other calves follow the COWS. put two
calves on some of them perhaps, and
get the calves TO eating grass before
they are weaned. Then we would
would vaccinate against blackleg and
feed those calves. Never let them get
hungry. Feed corn. oats and bran with
Il little oilmeal toward the : finish.
When we got them weighing a thou
sand pounds we would ship. We might
ship sooner if the market indicated
i'bVt vi soNi " INV WI "
We woul weigh occasionally and when
they failed to make good gains we
would ship to market unless we could
find some way of having them go
ahead again. These calves would al
ways be fat and so soon as they were
heavy enough to suit the market they
could go. In a word we would raise
them just as the good armer does his
hogs. 1t will be no harder to Il thou
sand pound yea old calf thar to have
Il pig weigh three hundred at eight or
nine months and some do this.
For r~oughness clover hay would be
just right and this is what the good
OF the farm demands. All small grain
should have clover sown With 1t. a
crop of hay, a seed crop, possibly, or
an aftermath hay crop and plow for
corn-another crop of corn. her oats
and Glove again. Thus two crops OF
corn would be raised each four years.
All the grain raised would be used on
the farm and economy of feed would
be accomplished by the use of a silo
E%nsilage is a new feed in much OF
the central west, but with higher
priced land there is no question bu,
that it will soon become more popular
We wish our readers who do not be-
lieve in ensilage to remember this, We
knew anyone to use a silo and
not be pleased with the result if his
ensilage was properly put up. EN-.
silage would enable our friend to win.
ter his COWS cheaply as we'll as TO hell
him grow beef. His grade ShorthorI
cows are all right for this purpose ant
he needs IL first class bull. The sir,
is half of his increase ZACH year ant
a few dollars on each calf will pay tn,
difference between Il real good one ant
one that is Just fair.
Hogs should be raised and pushed I,
maturity rapidly. We would arrang
to have the pigs come early so as t,
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26

Among those who have received the
highest award--thc Grand l'rize-at ST.
Louis Worlds Fair. was the A. j. Tower
Co.. the makers OF the FISH BRAND
SLICKERS. Many of cur readers who
went to the Fair will recall their fine
exhibit in which waterproof garments
were shown adapted TO so many uses that
almost every department. Of the worlds
work was suggested. The Grand Prize
was a deserved tribute to one of the old
est manufacturing concerns in the coun-
try.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
progressive New Orleans

Kew Orleans Mt present Is the CITY Offering the
greatest Inducements and opportunities for invest:
meat of capital. The Syutis eqiablc climate anu
varied resources arr now attracting the attention OF
the WORLD. The str AIN Of immigration snow now.
ins in tbs direction and will assume increasing pro-
many advaut ,grs. The increasing prosperity Of the
south cannot fail 30 improve the business o. TINS
CITY. New Orleans Is the gateway of the Mississippi
Valley, is ncnr the Worlds creates. Oh Fields. las
iinc harDOr aud dock facilities. Manufacturing con
ccriis are exempted from taxation until 1910. Port
charges are almost nil: 1t Is the KEY to the 18th.
milan Canal. being 800 miles nearer 10 the proposed
Atlantic terminus. DO tl,nn any other great port
of the East or South Atlantic Scabpari. New Orleans
T. no. spending sis.Vrj,yjj for ~. up-to-dMtc sewer.
age. drainage and wafer system. The death rate
amongst the whites compares favorahly with that OF
amy city OF the United Sta.cs. Real Estate values at
preset are much lower than those OF other cities OF
Ike size. and MS the population VIII likely double
wiihil "a few years. values should show correspond.
..ng llrress We hHiidic New Orleans improved and
ulimvroyeirralt, also southern Timber ard Prairl.
Lands. EssiLIr ! Err ssS. 3f.s n~rrOns
81. New Orleans.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
WITH A eoLpsN LAsso.

Alfred Gwynn Vanderbilt slipped in
from he east yesterday n before half
a dozen persons were aware of his ar
rival he had exchanged a moderate
horses in Chicago. AT night he depart
ed for New York in his special car,
wearing a smile of beatific content
ment. His brother Reginald failed to
capture coveted blu ribbons at the
horse show in Chicago recently, but
with n golden lasso he now has roped
the prize-winning horses themselves.
The animals for which the young mill
lionaire closed Il deal were the cham
pion four-in-hands of the world, Full
Dress, Rustling Silk. sweet Marie and
Polite Prim, all of the NJ. II. Tichenor
stable. The price was not divulged, but
rumor put the figure in excess of $780,
600.
Alfred, it is said. is ambitious to wipe
out the humiliation suffered by Regin-
aid. who got little more than applause
in Chicago when j. II. Moore, Chen d..
Jordon of Boston and MIR. Tichenor
were carrying off all the choice honors.
Accordingly he determined TO purchase
the four-in-hands which won the first
two prizes at Louisville, both classes at
Chicago and swept the boards at Madi-
son Square Garden. In addition Rust
ling Silk and Full Dress Won the cham
pionship pair class at Madison Square,
n each of the animals was an indi-
vidual winner.
Mr.. Vanderbilt. it is promised. will
bring these western horses back to the
Chicago show next fall in hope hat
they may duplicate their past perform
ances.
Mr.. Vanderbilt was the guest of Ar
thur G.. Leonard, general manager of
the Union Stock Yards and Transit
company. With Mr.. Tichenor and Mr..
Leonard he made a tour of the yards
in the afternoon, dined at the Chicago
club and started home at S:45 at night.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Mr.. Tichenor, who fitted. exhibited
III sold the above horses to Mr.. Van
derbilt, is sending a shipment from his
stables to be shown at the short course
at Ames during the first week in Jan
uary. Mr.. Tichenor's stables contain
many of the finest horses that the world
has produced and some of the best of
them will be exhibited at Ames as Il
representative of the type which the
farmers should raise to command the
highest price on the market. Many of
Mr.. Tichenor's best horses have been
bought in Iowa.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
A Telephcne Calamity.

Chicago Tribune: Caller-Anything
new in the neighborhood today?
Mrs. MISUNDERSTANDING that l know
of. | suspect that the Smiths are pre-
pairing 10 give a big blow out. bur our
party line telephone has been out of
order all day and l haven't been able
to learn any OF the particulars. Pro-
YoNing, isn't it,
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26

Kidney Pills re
licve and cure il.
III. Il. McCarver
OF POI Cherry st.
Portland, Ore, in.
spector of ireiyh
for the Trans-Co
tinentai Co. says
II used
Kidney Pills i'u
back ache and otlie.
symptoms of kid
ney trouble whicl
had annoyed me TO
months. l think
cold was RESPONSE
BILE for III Who'll
trouble 1t SCENE
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26

ULCERS FOR THIRTY YEARS.
Painful Ernptions from Knee TO Feet
Seemcd lncurablc Until He Csed
CuErurN

CItiCUrn.
Another of those remarkable cures
by Cuticura. after doctor; and all else
had failed, is testified to by Mr.. Nj. c.
Moss, of Gainesville, Texas, in the
following letter: For owe thirty
years ! suffered from painful ulcers
and an eruption from my knees ia
feet. and could find neither doctors
nor medicine To help me, until used
CutN.ura Soap, Ointment, and Pills,
which cured me in six months. They
helped me the very first time l used
them, and | am very glad to write
this so that others suffering as i DID
may be saved from misery
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26

Wool buyers are reported to be
securing the country buying wool now
OH the sleeps back, for delivery after
shearing. Unless a real good price is
offered we would be very cautious
about selling. The buyers know the
conditions better than the farmer and
are only buying now at prices they feel
perfectly sure will pay them well. Get
your wool ready to sell. then sell it.
We may remark that if more of our
readers had a few sheep 1t would be
well.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
Presence REQUESTED,

New Orleans P%icayune: II simply
cannot afford 1t. Here's Ethel Ed
ridge going to marry young Smithels
mex week"
They're no relatives of yours. are
they? And they both have coolies of
money"
That's just i'll haven't. And the
honor of ny presence is requested.'
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26

to settle in my Kidneys. Doan's Kid
ney Pills rooted it out. 1t is several
months since 1 used them. and up to
date there has been no Of
the trouble"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. Price 30 tents per box Eos
ter-Milburn Co. Buffalo. y. y.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26

Piso's Cure for Consumption promptly
relieves my little 5-year-old sister OK
croup.-Miss l.. A. Pearce. % rillin:
street. Brooklyn. n. T.. Oct. .. 1901.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
Manv school ChiIdrcn Arc sick,y.

Mo,i,er Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
nsed hv eiother Gray. "a nurse i'll Children's Home,
New York, Break mn Colds in u hours. cure Con
stipation. Feve.ishncss. Headache. Stomach
Troubles, ree,hing Disorders. move and regulate
druegists or by mail. 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address ALLEN S. OiMsTED. Le Roy. J. y.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
poesn'. Look 1t Now.

Philadelphia Ledger: Mr.. Cooley
Her age really surprised me. Sh'
doesn't look %, does she?
Miss Snappe-Not now: but ] sup.
pose she did at ore time.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
Millions of Vegetables

When the Editor read 10000 plants for
i6c, he could hardly believe it, but upon
second reading finds that the john a.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis. than
whom there are no more reliable and cx-
tensive seed growers in the world. makes
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26

brooklyn Life: Father-But do you
think you can make my daughter happy?
Suitor-Happy' Say. you should Just
have seen her whcn l proposed.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
Not Yet.

G. w. H.: Baldwin-Old man, have
nj you got over your jag yet?
RaInbo-All but III iinish'n touch.
Shay, ole fell. lend me 4 flyer to gisso-
GER on!
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-01-26
rLa a.st ludnes

Town Topics: Love is like some OF
the ailments doctors treat-those who
seem TO know most about it never had
II