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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
EA
Schilling's Best is a pack
age tea; is never sold loose;
we think too much of it.
Cabby's Idea of a LADY,.

An English cabman had brought
suit against woman for not paying
the legal fare and his constant remark
was, She ant a lady" DO You
know lady when you see one?"
asked the Judge. Il do, yer honor.
Last week a lady gave me a sov'rin
instead ov a shillin', and | called out,
Beg pardon, madam, I've got a sov'rin
instead of a shil!in', and she shouts
back, Well, you old fool, keep the
change and get drunk with it,! That's
wot | calls a lady!"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
a Chic Retort

Mr.. Choat's quickness at repartee is
well illustrated by the following story:
During a week end" at an English
country house his neighbor at break
fast one morning CHANGED to be a
pretty American who had come to
misfortune in trying to manipulate
her egg in the English fashion. With
face full Of dismay she turned to him:
"Oh, Mr., Choate, what shall do?
I've dropped an egg!"
"Cackle, madam, cackle." answered
the bassador.-LippinC otis.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

He had been standing for FIVE min.
utes in the lobby OF one OF the large
hotels looking at the pretty cashier
through her little office window. Fin.
ally he turned to man near by and
said: Gosh, Eats sha pretty picture.
Wisht | cud paint like Eat Thought
| saw tn head move, but things allez
move when I've had too much" Then
he walked slowly away.-Kansas City
Times
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Power in the WifeIy Smile.

The man who finds his wife smiling
happily when he comes home at nights
will be likely to stay there. If he
should go out the memory of her smile
will make him feel that she doesn't
care, and he will soon find himself
her care.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
A Useful Hint.

Coal that is kept in dry and airy
place will burn much longer than that
which Is kept in a close cellar With
no ventilation. When coal Is kept In
an airless place It gets rid OF its gas
and the absence of this renders 1t less
burned
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

believe in a spade and an acre OF
good ground. Whose cuts a straight
path to his own living by the help OF
God, in the sun and rain and sprout
ing grain, seems to me a universal
working man. He solves the problem
of life, not for one but for all men oil
sound body.-Emerson.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Diamond Ink.

Socalled diamond ink for writing on
glass is compound OF fluoric acid and
barium The latter has no effect. IL
being simply white powder to give
body to the acid. The ink can be
used with a rubber hand stamp. and
1t should be allowed to remain fifteen
minutes, when the barium will brush
OFF, leaving the design on the glass.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

liberty to repeat what |
first stated through our
Denver papers about
Doan's Kidney Pills in
the summer of 1899, for
! have had no reason in
the interim to change my
opinion of that remedy. |
was subject to severe at.
tacks of backache. al.
ways aggravated If | sat
long at a desk. Doan's
Kidney Pills absolutely
stopped my backache. |
have never had a pain or
q twinge since"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

How many families drink
good tea in this town, do
you think?
How many drink poor?
How doyou account for it!
Write for our knowledge Book, a. schlling a
Company, San Francisco.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

Long speeches by Liverpool eng.
land) aldermen are not encouraged.
The lord mayor of London has been
provided with a sandglass and no
member of the council may speak
more than ten minutes
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
A Detached Relfry.

The village church OF East Bergholt,
Suffolk, is probably the only one in
England which possesses an entirely
distinct building for the belfry. The
bells are hung in a shed many yards
away from the church. and are work.
ed from above instead Of from be.
meath
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

when you get into tight place
and everything goes against you until
minute longer, never give up then, for
that is just the place and tho time
that the tide Will turn."-Harriet
Beecher Stowe.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

There are more counties In the
United States named for Washington
than for any other man. The capital.
a state and two cities exceeding 10000
in population also bear his name.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

bus, o.:
Gentlemen: 81
have used sew
eral bottles of
Peruna, and feel
greatly benefit
ed thereby from
my catarrh OF
the head, and
feel encouraged
to believe that
it's cont n u @ d
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Railroad THROUGH Cemetery.

The Chinese of An,Sang recently
sold to the East China railroad the
franchise for running branch Of their
railroad through the city cemetery, an
almost unheard-of thing, as the Chi.
nese have believed it the worst sacri.
lege to permit a railroad near the
burying places of their dead.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Had One Friend Left.

Don't give up" said Brother vii.
iiams to a Respondent brother of his
fold. "De worl' has left you, but you
amt all feigot. Satan is lonesome
fer you!"-Atlantic Constitution.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
What Shocking TasteI

81 met Mabel this morning out
walking with her brown collie dog.
She was wearing a blue frock. Just
fancy wearing a blue frock with a
brown dog!"-Stray Stories.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
George EIiot's "MIddIemarch."

George Eliot is said to have writ
ten "Middlemarch" in four months.
Some doubt is thrown upon this state
ment by the fact that she commonly
worked slowly, writing with great care
and elaboration, and making few
erasures after the work was done.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
THREE YEARS AFTER.

Eugene E. Lario, OF 751 Twentieth
avenue. ticket seller in the Union sta
ton. Denver, Col, says: You are at
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Troubles Of Columbus.

Columbus had just discovered that
the earth was not fiat I'm onto
your curves" lie chick ed. But he
had trouble making people believe
that they were not on the level
philadelphia Record.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price so
cents per box.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
TEA
We want you to know
your moneyback rights;
we're not afraid of you.
Cut AIdermanio Speech Short.

Your grocer returns your money II you dou't
like Schilling's Best.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
itching, Blind Bleeding or Prutruding Piles, Your
druggist will refund money II PAZO OINTMENT
falls to cure you in " IL days. DOC.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
EA
Tea stands for Schilling;
and Schilling for Tea.
Emerson's Belief.

Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like SchilliuR's Best,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
TEA

Such tea that your dealer
returns your moneys if you
don't like it; moneyback tea.
Write for our knowledge Book, A. schiliing q
Company, San Francisco.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative BromO Quinine Tablets. All drug
Rlsts refund the money II IL fails tO cure, l.. w.
Groves signature IL on each box. 800.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
EA
Pick-out your handsomest
money for IT and say good
byel
WASHINGTON Is Popular Name,

Your grocer returns your money If you don't
like schillng's Best.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
TEA

is not good by accident.
Schilling's Best is no acct
dent.
Your grocer returns your money YOU don't IKE u.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
I,EA

We are doing our part in
raising the grade of tea in
this country.
Your grocer returns your money n you dont
like schilling's Best.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Important to M others.

Examine carefully every bottle OF CAsToRIA,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that II
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
INVENTORS AND THEIR WORK.
Five Remarkable Discoveries Given tc
the World.

Among remarkable recent inVen'
lions are the pneumoslito, the topo-
dict. the telemeter, the telephone-ears
and the thermophile, which are de-
scribed in the Strand Magazine. The
pneumoslito is an automobile especial
" designed for use on ice, but which
can iust-a easily be used on land. 1t
is moved by propeller wheel run by
a 2& horsepower electric motor, the
propeller turning in the air and NOV
ing the carriage at a speed of twenty
miles an hour. The topodict is COM
bination of a pantograph and teie'
SCOPE. by means of which any person
can make a drawing in correct per-
spective of any scene before him. even
If he knows nothing whatever of draw
ing. BY means of the telemeter the
exact distance of far-away objects can
be measured and recorded. The "tele-
phone-ears" is an apparatus by which
a shin is automatically warned of sub
marine dangers. BY the aid of the
thermophile it is possible to furnish
heat by means of fine electric wire
which can be woven into rugs. blank
cts or cushions, and all that is re
ouired is a very small electric battery
The inventor claims for it that 1t will
do away with the necessity of ever
having fires in even the coolest OF
weather
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
Alfonse's Fondness for Jewels.

The king of Spain is almost as great
a lover of jewels as the late marquis
of Anglesey. On the occasion of his
recent visit to London, at his urgent
request. Queen Alexandra showed him
her wonderful collection. His majesty
being much fascinated with beauti-
full sapphire, the queen good naturedly
insisted on his accepting it as a souve'
mir, saying at the same time that one
of her American friends had some
much finer. To please her young
guest her majesty asked Mrs. Mackay
to send one of her gems to the palace
for the kings inspection. Alfonso was
immensely interested and made a
drawing of a superb sapphire orna-
ment, which he says he will have
copied for his future bride, who people
still say is to be found in England.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
No Forts Needed in Canada.

Possibly Canada will not be satisfied
until chain of forts stretches along
her southern border from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. This in spite of the
fact that the United States have not
the remotest intention of invading. In
the days of the late lamented "Riche.
lieu" otherwise known as Robinson
the lions tail was twisted periodically
and with vigor, usually In the house
of representatives, though it Is proper
TO observe that the lion did not know
it. But twisting has gone into desue-
tude of the innocuous variety, and
Fenians no longer entertain the hope
OF taking Toronto or Quebsc. More.
over 1t is worthy of remark that the
chain would be no obstruction-the
would be plenty of room between the
forts. Canada has better use for the
money they would cost.-Brooklyn
Eagle.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
WOMEN IN BUSINESS LINES.
Teaching Is the Most Popular Form OF
Occupation.

According to the report of. the Cen
sus Bureau there are 327,614 women
employed as school and college and
music teachers In the United States.
Compared with other lines of work 1t
will be seen the number of women
who teach is more than double that of
the next most popular occupation that
OF saleswoman, at which 10000 wom-
en- are employed. Next come clerks
and copyists, S5,246, then stenogra.
piers and typewriters. 81 ,l1S, and then
bookkeepers, 74,153. Professional
women number as follows: 11.O31 art.
lists and art teachers, 2,193 Journalists
l,OlO lawyers, 1878 preachers. S.119
physicians and surgeons and 5.S94 If.
erateurs and scientists. Engaged I'm
occupations where one would hardly
look for women are 2,086 saloon keen.
ers, S79 night watchmen, fireman and
policemen, 1913 blacksmiths, 167 ma.
sons and bricklayers, 81 cabinet max.
ers, 100 lumber merchants and 9O4
teamstors and draymen. In fact the
list is so long that II seems that WON
en- have demonstrated their ability for
every sort of work. except the duties
of telegraph and telephone linesmen.
and from the army and navy they are
of course, excluded.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31


what are you doing there?" de.
manded Randolph Morris
reply. 'ne euileh
f.ou are a thief as well as q foo, -
.pareu randolph Morris. his hand on
'he door and his features convulsed
with passion. mo officer NJ a ham,
oh the point of suspension has a right
~ accept or withdraw funds. and Won
know it." ""N '0u
he grabbed Arthur Morris nv the
shoulder and dragged him through the
narrow doorway 'i'
MY curse goes with that monevi"
he shouted, his face convulsed with
rage. You have dragged me down
TO shame and poverty in my old age.
| hope, by God that everything YOU
buy with that money will give YOU
pain! | wish to God"
His voice was choked. the blood
surged to his temples, his hands
clutched at his throat. and with n
gasp for breath he fell heavily TO the
floor.
Before Arthur Morris realized what
had happened, others were by his
fathers side. The stricken old finan-
cier partially recovered consciousness
before a physician arrived but again
sank into a most alarming condition.
"Apoplexy," said the physician. in
answer to a question. us this his
first attack" he asked Arthur Nor.
ris
81 don't know" was the reply. I've
seen the governor so mad he couldn't
speak, several times, but never so bad
as this"
AS he spoke Randolph Morris
opened his eyes and they rested on
his son.
Take him away" he said, averting
his eyes, Take him away, and give
me chance to live"
You're all right, governor" said
Arthur Morris, as the doctor gave him
a signal to stay out of sight. Keep
cool and you'll come out on top. |
feel as bad as you do about it, but
there's no use in kicking. Brace up
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
Popularity Of the Uniform.

The popular vogue of the uniform is
a remarkable phase of American life.
From hall boys to master OF the
hounds, among federal, state and city
employees, on railroads, in hotels and
in some private houses, in the service
of corporations, on the decks of pleas
ure yachts, everywhere, high or low.
the uniform is in evidence. This
change in the American employe
whom Dickens saw lounging about in
seedy store clothes" has been rad
ical one outwardly. Itfhas done much
for personal neatness, perhaps some
thing for politeness in public servants.
What influence 1t is exerting on char
acter is not obvious. Is 1t tending to
inculcate servility?-New York World.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
Gates Astounds Plunsers.

Report has 1t that John w. Gates
is making all the other plungers at
Saratoga look small. Gates thinks
and acts in thousands where the
average man does the same things in
dollar bills. He hardly recognizes
small change when he sees it, His
bets at the races are all up in three
figures, he pays a dollar for a shave
and losses another dollar to the boy
who shines his shoes. He buys good
dinner for a large party at time and
gives the biggest tips ever heard Of.
The chances are that even with his big
expense he will break even or better
on the present meet. At present he is
away ahead of the game.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
Mountain Air to Blame.

new guest arrived at a New
Hampshire farmhouse where Bos'
ton gentleman happened to be holding
forth on the piazza. The newcomer
was much impressed by the speakers
fuency. ~
81 declare" he remarked to the
landlord that man has an extensive
vocabulary, hasn't he?'
The landlord was nightly pleased,
"That's So" he said. That's what
mountain air will do for a man. He
ami been boardin' with me but two
weeks. and ! know he must have let
1T. waistband out much as four
times dorchester Herald.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
causes of Nervous Prostrat;on.

Believe me-" said Spruce street
physician who makes a specially OF
treating nervous disorders, 1T isn't
overwork that superinduces nervous
prostration. The men who succumb
to nervous strain are not the men who
work continually under high pressure.
The man who has no relaxation has
no time to brood over his health, and
brooding is fatal to a man whose
nerves are highly strung. If man Is
constantly busy in mind from morning
until night he isn't in any danger OF
nervous trouble. It's only when he re-
lakes and gives himself a certain
amount of leisure that he is danger
A man is a good bit like a piece OF
machinery. It's the relaxation that
tells. Take Russell Sage, for IN
stance. He celebrated his SSth birth
day to-day, and he is in the harness
all the time. Should he give up even
a uart of his daily routine the proba'
bjIities are that he would be dead
man in six months. The man whose
nerves trouble him is the man OF com
nara..ya leisure. Philadelphia Rec
oFi
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
utopIan Colony That Failed.

Sienkiewicz, the Polish author who
is confined to his own house for Civ
ing offense to the Russian govern
ment, was one of gifted coterie who
in 1877 endeavored to establish
Utopian colony near Los Angeles, Cal.
The attempt was failure, but indirect
ly it did much good Helena Modjeska
was one of the promoters, and her
financial losses induced her to study
for the English-speaking stage. She
appeared in San Francisco in "Adri-
enne Leconvreur." The failure of the
Utopia also brought Sienkiewicz into,
wider notice. On his return to Europe
his American sketches were read and
approved
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
The Hope of Rascals.

Our newspapers might be much bet.
ter; they could easily be made more to
the taste of the people of taste; but
their unlovely crying of crime, dis
agreeable as 1t is, is an exceedingly
important public duty, and in their
faithfulness and yeracious fortitude in
keeping II up lies really the biggest
part of our hope of a higher standard
of honesty in public and private life.
There is hope for any kind of raseallty
as long as it eau be kept out az the
papers. -Harper's Weekly,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
Chances on the Moon.

The old idea that changes are TAX
ing place on the moon has been care
fully investigated by NJ. PGiseux, a
French astronomer. Going over all
records, from the earliest observations
TO the latest, he concludes that the
reality of the supposed changes has
not been proved, and that the varying
sensitiveness OF the retina for faint
objects is sufficient to account for
differences seen. while different condi-
lions of exposure might explain all
appearances in the photograph.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31

and take your medicine like a man;
we may win out yet"
To which encouraging advice Ran
dolph Norris made no reply, and the
son left the room.
AS Randolph Morris was tenderly
carried down the steps, through an
angry crowd, and placed in an ambu-
lance, he opened his eyes and looked
longingly at the building which bore
his name. Thus he made his last
journey away from the roar and tur-
MOL of Wall street; mental, physi-
cal and financial wreck, cast on the
shores of oblivion by a storm terrific
and unforeseen.
Arthur Morris, stripped of all power
by the action of the directors, stood
amid the wreck of his fortunes.
He was a witness to the compro-
mise by which a representative of
James Blake e Company agreed to
terms, which, while protecting the de-
nositors. called for the sacrifice OF the
millions which once stood in his name
The fifty thousand dollars he had sue
ceeded at the last moment in draw
ING from the bank was all that was
left to him.
! Through the long hours of that
evontful day General Gardens eyes
were fixed on the stock board. re"
of the excited customers of James
blake & Company recognized the eN'
banker. and none knew the reason LOT
his absorbing interest in the fiuctua'
tions of the stock labeled L. d "
who was this man Blake, ana why
had he offered to place a fortune III
his hand? Why had this stranger
come from out the West and by lHe
magic of his touch. transformer
worthless stock into one oil so siea'
value that milllonaires struggled D'"u
" for its possession?
When he took his last look at 'ne
stock hoard L. & o. was quoted d.
1O5 He nervously drew a slip Vi
naner from his pocket and msue
rand calculation. If Blake choSe =. ~
realize at the quotation, General Oai al
don,s share of the profits would pe
nearly eight hundred thousand uoilai :, .
The figures puzzled him, and he msu =,
the calculation anew, only to nn .s =. :,
o ono This represented more thaH
the fortune he had lost
A wild impulse came which n urse ot
him TO demand of Blake the SAFE I'M NJ
n n,sn stock 70 What right had he to In
r mer,I that that which would insure the , nap
peru peril sn az his daughter and the repoSt
Of his old age? Hurriedly ne er ls.iu
his steps until he reached do Bro ott1oe'
and again he entered Blake's ONCE
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
Many Visit Lonqfellow Home.

There have been more visitors at
the Longfellow house, Portland, Me-,
so far this season than in any previous
season since the house was opened TO
the public. One day last week nearly
$50 strangers registered az the home.
and up TO the present time nearly
5000 have registered this summer.
The register bears the names OF peo-
pie from every state in the'union and
from every part OF the civilized world.
Many historic relics hayesbeen ADDED
to the collection of antiquities since
last year
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-31
.,,orER xxx-continued.

,uAprER xxx-continued.
", w." much l.. & o. have your" he
handed s .,.uo,.
sso ~ many have you sold?' ad.
l.,,lng his SON
s,hout seyenty-fve thousand"
.llum.m.m Fine outlook! Forty
as.nd shares short on stock, with
r. hundred thousand shares in
srowled Randolph Morris. by
I, null out of this thing with a
lr,, ri place it where you can't
/ q with a set of burglars tools!"
io,rdolph Morris glared at his son,
[nhled for his glasses and bent over
tape
.vihv.dye bid for L. G. o." it read.
IA sixty for any part of ten thou
+. "A shares. Gimme that telephonel
/ n the exchange, Mason, and get
! he other end OF TINS wire, and III
y you the orders"
shortly before noon a news agency
No public statement which
,sued the crisis. 1t read:
The deal in L. & o. was engineered
Mr. James Blake, the dashing
,Dg operator whose advent in New
N was signalized by the recent up
wal in prices. For several weeks
Blake has quietly been absorb
blocks of l.. & o. To-day he Sc
red ten thousand shares from Gen
\ Marshall Garden, which, with the
Inngs of Mr. John Hawkins, gives
syndicate of which Mr.. Blake is
|, head absolute control of this valu-
h, property. Another railroad com
M has been a bidder for control,
! the Garden stock gives Mr.. Blake
|, coveted advantage.
m is rumored that a well.known
powerful banking house is short
I, stock to the amount of nearly
Nv thousand shares. 1t opened at
4 and rapidly advanced to rs, and
n by leaps and bounds reached 1875.
4 5 believed that only a few scat
hi shares are yet in the market,
that the stock is cornered.