Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-05-27

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day. Nora. 1 don't think we can af-
ford it.-Pick-Me-Up.
Mike-Are you much hurried, Patti
Do we want docthor? Pat-A doc
thor We fule! Afther bein' ruined
over by trolley car? Phwat OF want
is a lawyer.
Mrs. Casey-Sure, tn goat has ate
all av Maggies piano music! Mr.. Ca
sey-Thank tn lard! Now, if he'd
only ate tn PLAINLY, Odd pension him
fer loife!-Puck.
HE declares his wife made him all
that he is" "Quite likely. And
should Judge that she didn't waste
more than half an hour on the job
Harper's Bazaar.
At The Hague: whats that build
ing pap That, my son, is the Temple
Of Peace" whats it for?' Its
sort of club where nations wrangle be-
tween ars."-Life.
80 Silas was charged with having
seven wives. Was tn judge severe
Gil him?" Awful! He discharged
him with all of his wives waitin' fer
him in tn corridor"
He-Like all young men, 1 have my
faults. She-Yes, but they are so in
significant that no self-respecting girl
would feel justified in marrying you to
reform you.-Illustrated Bits.
The Doctor-You don't like travel
{ ing on the cars? Well, enjoy it we'll
/ enough, except for the dust and Gin
/ ders The rofessor-Cinders? Eye!
} There's the rub.-Chicago Tribune.
Patent Medicine Proprietor - Did
that chap we sent the gross of medl-
: cine to send us a testimonial? Secre-
, tary-Well, no; but we got cards OF
,, thanks from several of his heirs
!, | Puck.
/ Scripture verified: Hearing of tax
Y assessor who had been waylaid and
shot by robbers, Brother Dickey said:
/ How truly do de Bible say, DE way
'e of de tax assessor is hard! "-Atianta
D. Constitution.
d "Why. Johnny, how much you look
q like your fatherv' remarked Vlsl1oc
Il TO 4-year-old "Yes'm," answered
o. Johnny. with an air of resignauon'
A. chats what everybody says. but l
can't help it."
Y. doctor. how can 1 make sure that
! the ice 1 use on the table is free from
germs?" boil it," and the good ram
ii ily physician at once made a two-ooi.
ST lar entry in his day-book.-Detroi'
ge Free Press.
y, eMiss Lovelace -Alicia-will you moi
ay consent to be mistress of my estates
I cannot tell you how much loVe
ef- Won" "Oh, ginald-or-perhaps you
OF can give me rough esumate-il
" acres" Life.
re- Her Mother-Mr. Sloman has beer
~ coming to Sc you for quite IONS
while. Maude. What are his lnten
~ tions? Do you know? She-Weil,
1oS think he intends to keep on coming
90 Philadelphia Press.
20 "young man." said Dustin Stax,
va. had to work for my money" Wei
the father" was the chilly reply, "enoug
people in our set are throwing that u
{ a to me without your talking ABOUT It,
ur- Washington Star.
ich Tom-So Miss Turner refused yo'
IAN eh? Did she give any reason TOT IN
inc SOP Jack-Yes, indeed; TWO
in Them. Tom-What were they? JAG
urt Myself and another fellow-S'
by perior CWis.) Telegram.
Old Lady-Meat is very dear, outcl
w or. I can hardly afford to BUY an
ino Rutcher-Why not turn vegetaria
mum? Old Lady-No, indeed; WI
'o born and brought up Baptist, al
GU I'm not going to change my religie
= .. at my time Of life.
am. He-Do you think marriages a
&c made in heaven? She-I don't kno'
thar Perhaps they are, but I'd be sausn
80 with one made in-or, that Is
course. I wasn't thinking what
,oro charlie. do you really mean it'll
tbe cago Record-Herald.
ases A little fellow in saying his prayt
has one night entreated blessing on
: or amt who was dangerously Ill,
gravely concluded with these wore
Nv "And please, God, don't forget her
epal dress She lives at Blank street,
for the third floor to the right"
d be Newitt-I see a great statistici
ouse saws that considerably more than o
half the worlds population is fe
mime Peppery-Ridiculous If Il
h. oo0O11nt for