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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14

Il went into a little German res
ta,lrart on the East Side the other
night" said the stroller about town,
"and asked for a herring sandwich.
This particular place is famous for
sneclalties in the katzer iammer line.
But I did not wish 10 drink any beer.
I was on the water wagon. When the
waiter brought me my sandwich |
asked him for a glass Of water. lie
didn't bring IT, I asked the second
timc. aud when / saw the forgetful,
faraway lock on his face | called the
proprietor. He came, unwillingly, and
: explained the situation. Beckcning
TO the waiter. he said, in q sour voice:
Elm KiundiEe!
Don tell ne German restaurants
haven't a slang Of their own as char.
acteris;ic as that Of the beanery. ~
New York Press.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
WILL GET EVEN.
Mrs. Chadwick Threatens to Make
Exposures Of Prominent Men.

Cleveland Ohio. March 13-Anger-
ed at the verdict OF the jury Mrs.
Cassie L. Chadwick swears that she
viii get even with those who she says
have deserted her In her time Of need
She declares that nov she viii re-
veal transactions in which prominent
men were interested. and in which
she claims that She has been made
dHpe instead Of her having made
them her victims. Mrs. Chadwick de-
elares tbs she viii lay bare some
startling features Of frenzied finance
IN The testimony that she is expected
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
citronele chautauqua March 2-29,
1905, in the Pines of Alabama.


The very best Chautauqua talent
has been engaged for this assembly;
an auditorium seating over 1000 has
been erected; there viii be a golf
tournament for the Fulford cups offer
ed by c. e. Fulford of Leeds. Eng.
land. and other outdoor sports of
minor Importance will be INDUCED in.
The climate of Citronelle, particular
ly during March. is ideal and this is
an opportunity for people residing In
the northern states to get away from
the disagreeablc March weather and
attend the greatest ehau auqua ever
held in the south. Low railroad rates
have been authorized. For particulars
apply to your home agent. or write
Juo. NJ. eBall. G. p A., NJ and o. r.
r., st. Louis, for a chau.auqua book
let and brochure on Citronelle.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
DR.. Perrin's S Pile Specific
The Internal Remedy

strikes at the prime causes Of piles-indi-
gesiion. congestion Of the liver and oonsh-
patton. These causes are removed and
removed fer good Get bottle today and
see how well it proves the truth OF this
statement.
FOR dyspepsia, Indigestion, constipation,
tifioUsness, calarrh OF the stomach and
Kindred slmgBts 4 IS the greatest remedy
that has eset yet benefited mankind.
Nhea these ttoables are taken care Of
and cured. Piles Niii Be thing Of the past.
eDr. Penia Mrdieal Co, Helena, Mont.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
Another Ealsion.

where have you been Until this
late hour? p asked the wife of q liter
1ry man. when he came home in the
wee mall hours.
"0h I've been sitting MP with a sick
friend. replied the man. hanging his
hat on the gas jet.
III any one should ask you. dear,
don't forget to tell them thst that is
the forty-afth edition Of that particular
piece OF your &C on
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
Nav En-tifeatlons.

Army officers OF Seattle say that
the United States government win
erect lortifeatons opposite port
S mnson. which has been chosen as
the terminal Of the Grand Trunk Pa
cifc railway, and. therefore, giH be
q very important stratesical point for
Great Britain
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14

hington. March l3.-Followlng
Is The weather forecast for Illinois
for the next - hours:
Cloudy Tuesday: snow or rain in
north and central; Wednesday rain
or snow; fresh northeast to east
winds.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
The Misery of Piles

Thousands know il and thousands daily
submit, through their ignorance, to the
torture Of the knife.
They are ignorant of the fact that there
IS an internal remedy that viii positively
and painlesslY cure.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14

Mcmphians win he there April H. l2
and -.
II will be the Indians. Taipoles,
Hens. Hoppers, Female Cadets and
Rockies tbs sea on
Taylor. canned" By Paducah last
season. will play Independent hall at
Evansville.
D. +. Mccarthy Of Cairo, will man
age the Tadpoles this season. Now
for suits green in color.--Paducah
Ncws-Dcmocrat
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14

A bracing isafc Cures an spring
disorders Makes red blood. bone ani
muscle A wonderful remedy for
making sick people we'll Holi ier's
Rocky Mosntain Tea 50 ceagz. Tea
or Tallcis Paul g. schuh ana Sons
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
SOME BASEBALL DOPE
FOR CAIRO BALL FIENDs.

4 history Of tie X T.
T. that jacob Zimbro Is writing. was
adopted at the league meeting sun
day. lt viii be printed in book form
and viii tell the history Of the Kitty.
its owners, managers and players.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
THE WEATHER
s......+4&.++++4%.%..+s~.*
Eorecaat Cor rcdau.

: increasing claudiness Tuesday with
no decided change in temperature.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14

Maximum temp eratufe 81 degrees
Minimum temperature. .33 degrees
Temperature a. p. m....5 0degrees
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14

Chief Hoyd Of Padaea1. has made
dates with Manager Lew Whistler of
Memphis. for practice games. The
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
Fresh Fish and Country Butter


Successor to stoltz Walter.
j, Ii. KEIRCE, Proprietor. All kinds
of hauling done promptly. Both
phones 1873. I'LL Washington Avenue
Cairo - --- Illinois
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14

Silas Cloyerly-I've heard thar's a
good deal Of money in stocks,
Dunno Margins-WeD. there's.
good deal Of mine in fheln,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-03-14
WASHINGTON Bulletin.

H. sMYTH, Local Forecaster
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
NEW YEAR THOUGHTS.

The desire to turn over Il new leaf at
the commencement OF new year is not
something to he ridiculcd Few people
are satisfied with the life they have
led, and very few ought to be.
If you have lived for your own enjoy
mcnl, and have sought it in idlcncss,
You surely have met with disappoint-
ment ana when the New Year comes
upon you like the striking of great
clock is il not Il good time for the re-
solve that you will seek higher happi.
ness in Il life more industrious. pur.
posclul, and worthy of Yourself
II you have been SO taken up with
the pursuits of business or ambition
that you have neglected self improve.
ment, and let your home affections
grow dull, and forgotten the needs of
the community about you, it is well to
call halt, and give the better part of
yourself n chance.
If you sorrowfully feel that you have
lost the simple trust Of earlier days, If
faith, hope and love have grown dim
amid the dust and smoke Of lire's tur.
mol it surely will be well for you to
get out Of the turmoil for little while,
to seek some quiet sanctuary it may be
with those who asscmb themselves
together for Gods worship, it may be
with the loved ones Of your home, or it
may be in the stiffness of your own
spirit, TO brighten up those best posses
sions OF your soul aud to bind Yourself
by new ties to the immortal life.
Let lis all this year help one another,
and wc will find by our side the great
Helper,
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28

Shall the Farmer Send His Son TO College:

| rRSn KELSEY, PUBLISHER, UNIVERSITY or Mo.
! The other day advised wcll.to. do
farmer to send his son to an agricul-
| tural college. "lf | wanted to be sure
he would never amount to anything as
a farmer, | would do So, was his reply.
There are a great many people who
believe just as this man does, that cdu
cation leads away from agricultural
pursuits. remember quite well when
| was a Missouri farmer boy, my father
used to dampen my ardor for an agri-
cultural college education by telling
me OF schoolmate of his who went of
to college, married college girl and
then came back to live with his parents
on the farm. "And he never did any
good" the old gentleman would con.
clude, "and finally got away with nos,
of his fathers property
Since then | have been six years in
close connection with the Missouri Ag.
ricultural college, first as student
and have learned this:
In the first place, the men who do
the teaching are not, as father sup
posed, ignorant of the practical prob
lens OF farm life. Tho teachers OF
horticulture have their own fruit fam
in the Missouri river hills: the teacher
of animal husbandry is actually sn-
gagged in feeding operations upon his
own farm; the teacher of dairy hus-
bandry has been manager OF private
creamery, And so it goes. Throughout
the entire faculty one cannot find man
who has not had actual experience on
an average farm.
In the second place, teaching is not
confined to book mastery. Books are
used only as supplementary to the more
practical laboratory method. Two prin-
cipleS are at the basis Of the arrange
ment and execution Of the courses: ID
Give the boy what he will need when
he goes back to the farm, and ,2) let
him learn ii by doing it. For example,
students are required TO spend three
afternoons each week in the dairy
building, making cheese and butter:
three at work in the blacksmith and
carpenter shop, so the practical is cm-
phasi2ed in all the courses.
II will thus he seen that this educa.
tion means something quite different
to a boy from what the old education
meant 1t leads him to and not from
the farm.
II, j. Waters, Dean of the State Ag-
ricultural college, himself from II Mis-.
souri, farm, gives this advice concern
ing the education Of farmer boys:
"The experience young man gains
on the farm is most valuable asset.
He should not throw it away by enter
ing some other profession in which this |
experience is OF no special value. This |
is particularly true when we consider |
the extent TO which most OF the profcs-
sions are crowded and the unusual |
now offered in agricul- |
turc. Every farm boy in Missouri !
should supplement this experience by |
training in a college Of agriculture, SO
as TO be prepared for the greatest pos.
siblc success"
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
In the
Home
Nest

4HE men OF earth build houses halls aud
Chambers, roofs and domrS--
But the women Of the rarth-God knows
The women build the homes
Eve could not stray from Paradise, for oh,
No matter whrrv
Her gracious presence lii the way To-
Paradise was there.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
In Mad Cllasn.

Millions rush in mad chase after
health, from one extreme OF faddism TO
another, when, If they would only eat
good food and keep their bowels regular
with DR.. Kings New Life Pills, their
troubles would all pass away. Prompt
relief and quick cure for liver and stom.
ach troubles. Sold by A. Fl. Parrish,
Forsyth, and j. w. Owen, Protein, at
25c: guaranteed.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
An Emergency Medicine.

For sprains, bruises, burns, scalds
and similar injuries, there is nothing
50 good as Chambcrlain's Pain Balm.
1t soothcs the wound and not only gives
instant relief from pain, but causes the
parts to heal in about onc-third the
time required by the usual treatment.
Sold by City drug store.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
Card of Thanka.

We dessire to express cure heartfelt
gratitude to our friends and neighbors,
far and near, for their unceasing kind.
ness and sympathy shown us in our
recent great bereavement.
WALTER CoBLE,
MRS. NJ. Z. RUSSELL,
j. w. AND MYRTLE RUSSELL,
Mrs. A. ID. WALTON.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
Torture OF \ Preacher.

The story'Ot the torture Of Rev. .. d.
Moore pastor Of the Baptist church of
Harpersvillc, n. y, will interest you.
He says: II suffered agonics because of
a persistent cough, resulting from the
grip. had to sleep sitting up in bed.
! tried many remedies, without relief
until took Dr. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds.
which entirely cured my cough and
saved me from consumption" A grand
cure for diseased conditions Of throa
and lungs. a, II. Parrish, Forsyth, and
j. w. Owen, Protein. Price SOC and
Sl.0O, guaranteed. Trial bottle free.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28

FATHERS, live more with your boys.
Your intentions are good, but it is said
that the lower regions are paved with
good intentions, and you only get
credit for what you do, \ girl is never
safer than when with her mother, but
when your boy reaches II certain age
what he amounts to is largely up to
you. And the boys who are making
the streets Of our town IL synonym for
dcpravity, are the result Of parental
neglect and evasion Of plain duty on
the part Of the fathers.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28

WE fear that in these days Of cheap
novels the good old family bible is he.
ing sadly neglected, especially by the
young. Why not begin the New Year
with II determination to study this
most interesting and instructive of
hooks. The bible is adapted to every
possible variety Of taste, temperament.
culture and condition. It has strong
reasoning for the intellectual: it takes
the calm and cOntemplativc TO the
wcll-balanccd James, and the affection
ate TO the loving and beloved John.
The pcnsivc may read the tender
lamentations and the funeral strains Of
jeremiah. Let the sanguine commune
with the graphic and creative Joel;
the plain and practical may 20 to
the wise Ecclcsiastes or the outspoken
Peter. They who like brilliant apo
thegms should study the book of Prov.
CRIBS, and the lover of pastoral and
quiet delineations may dwell with the
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
81 a ear in dvance.

sweet singer of Israel. II you weld
take the wings Of imagination and
leap from earth 10 heaven, or wander
through eternity, then open the Rev.
elation: pore over and ill yourself
with the glory OF the New Jerusalem;
and listen to the seven thunders: and
gaze ON the pearly gates and the
golden streets Of the heavenly city.
Let our first resolution for the New
Year be TO study this wonderful book
of books.
FINISH every day and be done with
it. You have done what you could,
Some blundcrs and mistakes have been
made. Tomorrow will be a new day;
begin it we'll, 1t is too dear with its
hopes to waste it on yesterday.
One thing should be made a speciality
in every family, and that is the cult.
yation OF the family spirit, The tie Of
relationship should be emphasized, and
the duties and privileges growing out
Of such ties exalted. An united family
is Il tower Of strength. The feeling OF
union should be so close that whatever
may touch one shall touch all; that the
interest Of one shall be the interest of
all; the advantage OF one the advant-
age Of all; that each should stand be-
hind all, and all behind each, with
every vcstgc Of influence and every
financial aid that can he summoned by
the ties Of affection, kinship and com
mon interest, a family thus united is
woll-nigh invincible, and is bound to
rise, socially, morally and financially.
And this is worth while, to say uOthing
of the greater good of family union as
experienced in heart and life. Let the
cultivation Of the family spirit be not
neglected during 1906 among the FAM
lilies Of fancy county and IN every fam
lily to which this suggestion may come
through the instrumentality OF this
paper
HNN
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28

John I. Dickenson, probate Judge, is
is in Springfield to attend the fifth an
nual meeting of the, Association of
Probate Judges OF Missouri.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28

Complaint is made Of the dccadcnce
Of "roping" on the plains -buta careful
perusal of the Monday morning city
papers would indicate that the man
hankering for the sport can find il by
looking in the right quarter.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
Lead Hill High School

Cheapest Reliable School in the Country
Regular term opens September 1906 D. 1906
Good including from 81 to
a
Pupils
required
Arkansas
certificate higher grade if
than hold will lead directly Keepn
the path, right
this school tuition aeward
girls
that grade Certificates in
have pupils Of this
further call
A. HICKS PRINCIPAL,
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28

When you want a pleasant laxative
take Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. For sale by City Drug Store.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28

CHILDREN, look in those eyes, listen
To that dear voice, notice the feeling of
even Il single touch that is bestowed
upon you by that gentle hand; make
much Of it while you have that most
precious of all gifts, a loving mother.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
CHURCHES.

STONE CHAPEL. FORSYTH.
NJ. E.-Seryices first sunday in each month,
morn ing and vening. REv. I. u. GRIFFIN.
Union Sunday School every sunday morning al
IOo'clock You are welcome.
LAURA JOHNSON. Sec. W. IL. PRIcE, Sup.
The Taney County republican. (Forsyth, Mo.) 1895-1992, 1905-12-28
SOCIETIES.

NJ. W. A.-FOrsyth Camp No. $3.50 meets Oh
Tuesday upon or first following the full moon
In each month
J.y Baldwin, Head Consul.
G. II. GRooM. Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only one way 10 cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional rem
edies. Deafness is caused by an In
famed condition of tho mucous lining
Of the Eustaehian tube. When this
tube is inAamed you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when
1t is entirely closed. Deafness is the
result, and, unless the Inflammation can
be taken out and this tube restored TO
its normal condition, hearing viii be
destroyed forever nine cases out Of
ten are caused by CatarTh, which Is
nothing but an inhamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case Of Deafness (caused by
catarrh that cannot be cured BY Halle
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
F. j. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 76e.
Take Halls Family Pills for eOnSti-
patton.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
canital Welcomes Roosevelt.

Washington, d. G., Sept. 9o.-This
was Roosevelt day in Washington. Tho
President reached the capital this
afternoon from his home at Oyster
Bay, and the people turned out en-
masse to welcome him, and as a testi-
monial to his efforts in bringing about
peace in the far east. From the rail-
road station to the White House
Pennsylvania avenue was lined with
people, who shouted and waved their
hats or handkerchiefs as the Presi-
dent drove by. The avenue was gay
with the national colors, as an addi'
tional mark of respect TO the chief ex-
ecutive.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
X-RAYS

The Equitable managers were a gem
erous gang-with the orphans money,
Portland 100000 today will prob
ably go on the bargain counter at so
per cent Off for cash.
The weather clerk is sure standing
in with the Portland Electric Light and
Exposition Company.
Congress stole more Of the public
lands and gave them TO the railroads
than all the land grabbers since Abra-
hams time have swiped.
The giving Of trust money to any
political party is indefensible, and they
who palliate the offense-well, they
are accessories after the crime.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
Notice 20 TaxpaYers.

The last half payment Of the taxes
for the year 1904 will become delin'
quent on Monday evening, October 2,
1905. Pay before that time to avoid
penalty and interest. Taxpayers who
have paid no part Of the 1904 taxes
and all other taxpayers are notified
that shortly after the above date there
will be other costs in addition to the
penalty and interest on unpaid taxes.
Please take notice and pay promptly.
W. J. CULVER,
Sheriff and Tax Collector.
9-25to-oet3d 2t-w
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
No Moro Civilian Physicians.

Washington, D. C., Sept. SO.-The
work Of civilian physicians in examin-
ing recruits for the army has proved
so unsatisfactory that the war depart
ment has decided to entirely dispense
with their services from this date. The
fees 10 civilians for this work have
averaged 100000 annually. Tho plan
now to be put in operation is TO have
recruits examined thoroughly for
physical defects by recruiting officers,
who will follow strictly the manual Of
the army. On acceptance the recruit
will be sent to the nearest depot, where
he will be put through rigid medical
examination by the regular post sur
ge0n.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
Texas Fair Postponed.

Dallas, Tex, Sept 3O-The opening
of the state fair of Texas, which was
originally fixed for today, has been
postponed until october 2s. This ae'
tion was taken by the fair manage
ment after consultation with the state
health officials, in the belief that even
though there is no danger from yellow
fever in Texas at the present time,
It will be advisable 10 wait until after
a frost. when all possibility Of infee-
tion will be removed, and all travel
restrictions abolished.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
For paul Jones Monument.

New York, Sept. 30.--A chorus OF
500 and an orchestra of 65, as well as
a quartet Of renowned singers, are to
assist in the Paul Jones Festival Con-
certs, opening in Carnegie Hall to-
night. The proceeds are TO form the
nucleus of fund for raising a suita-
bic monument TO John Paul Jones, the
"Father Of the American Navy"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
Old Railroad Man Retires,

St. Louis, No, Sept. 3O.-Theodore
H. Goodman, general passenger and
ticket agent Of the Southern Pacific
Western System, retired from the ser
vice today, after an association OF 81
wears with the company. Il is under
stood he is to be given a substantial
pension.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30

When a man let's contract TO him
self 20 be paid with other peoples
money, the price he gets is pretty sure
to make him feel sure Of turning an
honest penny.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30
Huie Wing Sang Co

All kinds Of fancy Dry Goods, Silks,
Embroideries, Laces. Make up new line
Cents and Ladies' Furnishing Goods,
Suits, Wrappers. Skirts. White Under
wear and all kinds Dress Goods. Sale
cheap. SAC Court street, corner alley.
Phone 1lO7.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30

Would It not be the part Of wisdom
to have the examining board exam
ined, to see if they could pass an ex.
animation in the matters concerning
which they examine others
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-30

It's often occasion for remark how
far Wild Rose -four win go when ii
comes to baking time. 1t absorbs 50
much water that it win make twice
Its weight in bread-good bread at
that, because made from good -four
the best the mills grind Out-ths Wild
Rose brand.
SALEM YIoURuN0 MILLS.