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The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
Not that Kind of a Bird.

Most travellers who have gone into
the wayplaces of the Far West have
brought back clear remembrances of
the voices of the sure-footed little pack
burros which go out there under the
.pseudonym of Rocky Mountain ca
naries."
The meaning Of the phrase is not
always so we'll known to those who
have always lived Erst. SO 1t hap
pened that Boston woman, who was
introducing a young Denver music stu
dent to her guests recently, caused no
little confusion when she said:
"And now, ladies, Miss Converse
our little Rocky Mountain canary, will
sing for u.s."
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
A LeaD-Year Hint,

"Do you know, Miss Clara" said
young Singleton, the other evening, "that
your face reminds me of a perfect mir
ror|
Does itY she queried. "And why,
prayw
Because" he answered, "it reflects
nothing but the truth"
"Oh!' she exclaimed, in tone that
savored of disappointment, Il thought
the answer would be altogether differ
ent."
What did you expect me to say?" he
asked.
II thought" continued the blushing
maid, that it was because every time
you looked in my face you saw your
own"
And the next morning she announced
her engagement at the breakfast table.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
Word to the Wise.

After a swing around the circlo the
happy couple had settled down in g
cozy fiat.
One morning as she took her Gus
tomary place at the breakfast table the
bride placed large revolver by the
side of her plate.
"W-why, my DEAR" stammered the
astonished husband, 'W-what does
that mean?"
at means, George" replied her
bridelets, that we have biscuits OF
my own construction for breakfast and
that no adverse criticism will be toler
Rted"
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
The COOuette.

There are scores of girls who are
neither beautiful nor witty, but they
are natural born coquettes, and as a
consequence are perfection in the av-
sraee mans eyes. The beautiful girl
generally banks on her face being her
fortune, but the coquette cultivates the
habit Of saying pretty, fattering
things, studying the trick of amusing
half q dozen men at one and the same
time and of making each man think he
Is the one that Is being especially IA
yorad,-San Francisco Call
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
A. She 10 SnOken.

care you going to take that little
trip with me l spoke about last
week?"
II haven't thought about it."
"Well, think Of it this week, will
your"
"Yes, If l think about it, I'll think
about it."
"By the way, 1 saw you on the
street the other day and you never
noticed me-"
II never noticed you."-Puck.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02

Most of the farms in Denmark are
from 5 to % acres, and are owned by
the peasantry. About half of the land
is in oats, hay, pasture and root crops
for the horses, milch cows and sheep.
In proportion to her size, Denmark has
more cattle than any other country in
Europe.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
Tho Vital OuestIon.

The teacher Of the class in history
was describing to the children the
opening Of some Of the ancient tombs
in Egypt, and enumerating several Ct
the interesting antiquities therein dis
covered.
"To show you how wonderfully
rany Of those things have been pre-
served" she said, Il may mention that
in one of the oldest of those tombs a
jar Of honey was found. 1t could not
have been less than four or five
thousand years old, and yet in that
gar of honey was a flea, in perfect
preservation"
"Was it alive?" asked one Of The
little girls, with a breathless interest
not entirely unmixed with alarm.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
Didn't Like the Sample.

A Harvey county QEansas) widower
took his second wife home and intro
duced her to the children by saying:
"This is your new mamma"
They looked at her critically and the
youngest blurted out: "ls that the best
you could do, papa ?"-New York Trib-
une.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
A Handy Maid,

Mrs. De Vere-Professor I'm afraid
my waltzing Is not perfect. Do you
think ought to take few more les
sons?
The Dancing Master-Will madame
be so kind as to show me how she
executes re movements?
Mrs. De We're Ito her maid)-Marie,
show the professor how l Waltz.-De.
tro1t Tribune.
Mothers will find Mrs. WtnBlow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02

Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder.
Itcures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures cOrns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, Csc. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02

CVTQ Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
ElIO after first days of DR.. .Klines Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free 2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. r. 81. Kline, Ltd, 931 Arch ST. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
He'd Do the Rest.

Darling" queried the young man
with the noisy tie, do you love me
we'll enough to dwell in a furnished
room and live on bread and water aft
er we are married."
"Y-yes, I think So" she replied.
"And, say, dearest" he continued,
"is your er-salary as typewriter large
enough to enable you to furnish the
room and the breadP
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02

For coughs and colds there Is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton. Price 25 cents.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-12-02
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The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
PERSONAL.

DR.. P. B. Spalding of Yreka is staying
at the Grand. ,5e ~
Banker w. F. Knox of Sacramento is
at the Grand. '
A. A. Davis, president of Cleveland
coal company. is at the Palace.
Railroad Commissioner A. c. Irwin OF
Marysville is registered at. the Lick.
Leonard A. Hochstadter, New York
broker. and his wife are at the Palace.
George H. Bowman. head of a big
crockery firm Of Cleveland, is stayin 3
at the Palace.
c. A. Peplow OF Seattle, manager of
the Hammond lumber mills. is a guest
at the Palace. q
e. whittlesey, well-known New
York capitalist, arrived at the ST.
Francis yesterday. f-
A. Bishopric, a prominent insurance
man of Cincinnati, is among the latest
arrivals at the Palace. W
J. H and r. T. McNicholas of Port
land. who are interested in timber
lands in the Northwest. are at the Palace.
Colonel Charles B. Byrne of the Medical
department OF the army and family ar.
rived at the Occidental yesterday from
the East.
Joseph Amceil. lumber merchant
of Arcadia. and member Of the Hum
boldt County Board of Trade. has ar
rived at the Palace.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
Mrs. lima Potts

Frequent backache and distressing
pains, accompanied by offensive dis
charges and generally by irregular
and scanty menstruation indicate a dis
placement or nerve degeneration Of
the womb and surrounding organs.
The question that troubles women
is how can a woman who has some fe-
male trouble bear healthy children?
Mrs. Anna Potts, of $40 Park Avenue,
Hot Springs, Ark, writes:
Ny Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
6 During the early part of my married life
was delicate in health both my husband and
Iwere very anxious for child to bless our
homo, but had two miscarriages, and could
not carry q child to maturity. A neighbor
who had been cured by Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound advised me to try it..
did SO and soon felt that ! was growing
stronger, my headaches and backaches left
me, had no more bearing-down pains, and
felt like new woman. Within q year
became the mother of strong, healthy
child, the joy of our home. Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound IS certainly q
splendid remedy, and wish every woman
who wants to become mother would try it. !"
Actual sterility in woman is very
rare. If,any woman thinks she is ster-
lie, let her try Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and write to Mrs.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. Her advice is
free to expectant or would be mothers.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
MUSICIAN DIES
FROM POISON
Peculiar Circumstances. Sur
round Demise of Eugene
Dunck Saturday Morning
POLICE TO INVESTIGATE
Carbolic Acid Is Found in
Stomach, but Accident Is
Given as Cause of Death

The police will be asked to investi-
gate the circumstances attending the
death of Eugene Dunck, a musician. Al
years old, who lived at 7O1 Oak street
Dunck died shortly before 5 o'clock
on Saturday morning, but the Morgue
officials were not notified of the death
till about 10 o'clock that night by the
undertaken who had charge of the
remains. He reported that DR.. Z. S.
Howard, who had been called in after
the patient died. had refused to coun-
tersiEn the death certificate.
brother of the dead man. Henry L.
Dunck, told the Morgue officials that
in May last year Eugene had fallen off
Castro street car at McAllister and
Market streets and received serious
injury to his hip. He was operated
upon last December and had been con-
fined to his bed from that time till his
death. The brother said that the in
jury was the cause of death.
DR. L. d. Bacigalupi made an au-
topsy of the body yesterday and found
that death was due to carbolic acid
poison. There was evidence of that fact
upon the lips before the doctor began
to make the autopsy. This led to Dep
uty Coroner Fennell's making an in
vestigation. He went TO the house,
but every one disclaimed any knowl-
edge OF there having been carbolic
acid in the house. Fennell made an
examination of the premises and dis
covered in a garbage barrel empty
bottle which bore strong odor of car
bolic acid and showed on a label that
1t had been bought at a drug store at
Sixteenth and Howard streets.
The police will be asked to invests
gate the case on the theory as to how
it was possible for an invalid confined
to bed to procure the poison that ap-
parently caused his death Henry adj
mits that he was alone with his brother
when he died, but had nothing to say
about carbolic acid. s.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
PRINTERS GATHER TO TALK
BUSINESS OF THEIR UNION
Members Decide to Refer Petition of
Typothetae to International Body
at Indianaaolis.
NDNAsd6N
GNsfz s,e s:s stalES!l1
%HzEeES

The regular meeting of the. San
Francisco Typographical Union was
largely attended yesterday. afternoon,
the spacious Laurel Hall in the Shiels
building proving inadequate for the as
semblage. Interest was centered in the
report of the conference committee.
The latter told in detail of the de-
liberations with the San Francisco
Typothetae. which asks for workday
of nine. hours, while the union favors
the eight-hour day, the number con-
ceded some two years ago by the en-
ployers.
1t was decided to refer the whole
question to the executive council of the
International Typographical Union.
This body meets In Indianapolis; and,
under the laws of the organization,
must pass on any change in the scale
of wages or hours of subordinate
unions. This is done to safeguard the
interests of both employers and en-
ployes. All parSculars of the contro.
versy in this city will be forwarded to
given the situation. ~
The sum of $50 was donated to the
Chicago Federation of Labor for the
assistance of the striking teamsters.-
Two delegations addressed the meet
ing. The Brewery Workmen presented
their side of the existing difficulty in
the Northwest and asked that union
label goods be called for on. all oc-
casions. The special representative of
the International Printing Pressmen
and Assistants Union-Mr. HSontag-
told of the Importance of the conven-
ton, which meets in this city on June
Is, and contribution of s25 was, made
for the entertainment fund
The officers-elect were installed amid
enthusiasm. Five applications for
membership were received and an equal
number were initiated. The monthly
reports showed a fourishing, condition.
Provision was made for, the relief .of
sick and distressed members.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
Leadership of Chief
McRae Brings
Success.

The clans of Scotland will gather at
Shell Mound Park tomorrow, the oc-
casion being the annual games of the
Caledonian Club. A splendid pro-
gramme of events has been prepared by
the games committee. of which Chief
d. ID, sMcRae is chairman.
Chief McRae is typical Highlander.
and for the last twenty eight years he
has attended all Scottish gatherings in
this State in full highland costume. In
1886 he was elected chief OF the Gale
donian Club of Sacramento and later
he formed a club in Truckee. Cal, hold
ing the office of chief for three years.
till he was transferred to this city in
1901 by the Southern Pacific Company,
his employer. 1t is confidently ex-
Caledonian Club of this city will mark
a new era in prosperity.
Everything has been done to make
this years gathering a success, fnan-
cially and otherwise. The total amount
Of prizes has been increased from $4,000
to $4,000, which has attracted athletes
from cities on the coast and in the
East and keen competition in the heavy
events may be anticipated. The compe-
tition for the $3.50 gold medal for. the
best player of pibrochs. marches. reels
and strathspeys on the bagpipes is be-
ing looked forward to with the greatest
interest. There will be wrestling on
the mat, dancing by lads and lassies in
highland costume, races, vaulting with
the pole, hitch and kick and numerous
other features. The guests will receive
a genuine highland welcome in the
tent from First Chieftain D. j. McFar-
land and his able assistants, and those
who like to dance can have their taste
gratified in the pavilions.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
MANY CHANGES
ON SHORT LINE

The local ofices Of the Southern PACING
Company have received copies OF circu-
lars from General Manager W. H Ban
croft of the Oregon Short Line announc-
ing a number OF changes on that road
resulting from the appointment or su-
perintendent Scott Of Salt Lake 20 the
position of superintendent Of the western
division of the Southern Pacific at Oak
land The changis are as follows:
e. C. Manson. Superintendent Of the Idaho
division is to be pointed superintsndsnS ten Ic; Of
cutoff west to Sparks. New. with headquarters
at Ogden vice W. r. Scott resigned
G. H. Olmstead succeeds Mr. Manson as So
perintendent OF the Idaho divisions with neao-
quarters at Pocatello.
r. J. Duddleson, acting superintendent or
the Montana division. vice MI olmseead' pro-
IT. " Hiuiker superintendent Of the Utah
division and Union Pacific lines west OF Green
River with headquarters at SALT Lake. vice
H.-v. Platt, resigned
H J. Roth, assistant superintendent or the
Utah division and lines OF the Union Paclnc
west OF Green River. vice Mr.. Hiltker, pro-
noted
Among local railroad men the changes
published in this circular are accepted as
evidence that there is no foundation for
the recent report that General Superin-
tendent Buckingham of the Oregon Short
Line is to succeed B. A. Worthington as
general manager OF the oregon ttaliroad
and Navigation Company 1t Is argued
by the wise ones that If Buckingham Is
tc go to the Oregon Railroad and Navlga-
ton Company the changes-on the Oregon
Short Line would have been deferred for
n time In order to include his successor
in Salt Lake, and in all probability 2. G.
Manson would have been chosen for the
general superintendency. A telegram re-
ceived here yesterday stated that Scott
would arrive in this city to-day from
Salt Lake.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
0RPH[UM SHOW
VERY STRONG
John c. Rice, La Jolie Tit
comb and Empire Quar-
tet Capture the Audience
"HOLY CITY" DONE WE'LL
Scene Where PLATE Hears
Accusation Against Naz-
arene a Very Strong One

Last night the Orpheum presented an
interesting bill, not only with Della Fox
and De ONO Brothers. who ha appeared
last week but with the new numbers on
the programme.
John c. Rice, formerly famous as lead
Ing man with May Irwin, and a favorite
everywhere, appeared with Sally Cohen in
our Honeymoon, one of the most
laughable productions seen in San Fran
cisco in manysa a day. As Ferdinand Mingle
and Mrs. Ferdinand Mingle, two of kind.
each bent on deceiving the other in little
matrimonial affairs, they had the house
roaring. Brother Mingle's attempt to
convince his wife that his departure from
nome was to go to prayer meeting rath-
er than to prize fight eliminated in lu-
dicrous situations and the skit was pop
La Joie. Titcomb. advertised as the
winner of three prizes for beauty-at
Paris, at ST. Petersburg, and at BuenoS
Ayres-won fourth one last night. She
was truly a ;rhing of beauty when she
appeared as tine South Amerl-an Night
ingale" and rendered two songs with
striking art Miss Titcornb has beauty
enough TO turn many heads and voice
enough, with her art, r.to charm many
ears. She carries many trunks laden with
fine gowns and variegated tights and her
appearance last night was a star event.
In her honor the stage was literally COW
cred with flowers from admirers
The Empire City Quartet made de-
cideG lit with, its beautiful songs, its
marked wit and clever character work.
The quartet is sure to remain popular
feature Of tie show.
There Is one act in THE Holy CITY,
which is being produced at the Grand
Opera-House this week, that has enough
thrill and fire and motion in 1t 20 make
the play as produced at the Mission
street house worth seeing. even If the
rest. were of an inferior nature, which,
happily, 1t is not. The act depicting the
scene before >Pontius PLATE IN. the Hall
of Judgment is one of the best things
ever produced by stock company in this
city. The tension Is kept up during the
whole act and the curtain falls amid the
shrieking of the infuriated mob demand
ing the crucihxion Of the Nazarene
Among the men in this act, A Byron
Beasley probably won the laurels last
night. his impersonation of Judas being
a very meritorious piece of acting. Fred
eric Julian; as Caiaphas, the high priest,
gave a powerful rendering of the part
and Frederic Sumner, as Plate. played
his part admirably, as did Frank Sheri-
dan, as Barabbas. Three curtain calls
rewarded the players after this act.
Florence Stone is a capable actress and
she lent glory to the part of the magda-
lene Her tender Interpretation brought
her the full approval Of her audience.
The scenic effects are sufficient There
is a mob that is full of energy and quite
savage enough.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
POPULAR CAFE ZINKAND
TO BE RENOVATED.

To the Public: We take this oppor-
tunity to announce TO our many friends
and patrons and TO the public in general
that or account of the extensive i'm
provements and alterations in the cafe
we have decided TO close part OF the es-
tablisnment on Monday, May 29th, 1905,
TO be reopened in the near future as the
most gorgeous cafe in America, when
we snail be pleased to invite the public
TO our reopening.
Tie barroom and part of the kitchen
will remain open during the renovation
Of the ladies' cafe grill room and
kitchen.
Thanking you one and all for your
past patronage and favors, we are,
yours very respectfully,
CAFE ZINKAND co.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
Japanese Excited over War News.

Tituto Mistruda. a japanese. was so
excited over the war: news from the
Far East that he leaned over the tail
end Of Market-street car yesterday to
scan the bulletin hung out in front OF
The Call window announcing the sink
ing of. the Russian men-of-war. He
lost his balance and fell on the. street.
When picked up It was discovered that
he had sustained injuries which sent
him to the Emergency Hospital to be
treated for a, l&cerated wound on the
scalp. After having his injuries dressed
he returned to his domicile at AIT
Jones street.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29

Charles e. Koch, cook employed by
the Pacific Improvement Company,
found a soldiers uniform under the
footbridge at the end of Hyde street
yesterday morningh The police were
notified and Detective Silvey was de-
tailed to investigate. He found two
letters in Lac clothing, supposed to be
the property of William Betlike. private
in Company e. Thirteenth Infantry.
There were also comb and leather
belt in. the. pockets. Silvey reported
that he was of the opinion the clothes
belonged to a. deserter, who had taken
that means to lead to the belief that
he had committed suicide.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
!. accused Of. pefraadihg. Chaufreur.

Timothy Hegerty and Thomas Costi-
gan, clerks in a wholesale warehouse,
were arrested early yesterday morn
ing on charge of defrauding chauf-
feur. They hired an automobile on Sat
urday night and when r. Young. the
chauffeur, demanded payment they
acknowledged they had not the funds
so Young turned them over to Police
man ]. F. Graham After being sew
eral hours in the City Prison they were
released on. s50~bail each, put up by
Attorney. Arthur Mack. Hegerty gave
the name of Eugene Hegerty and Costi-
gan adopted the, name of Thomas King
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
Kennedy suddenIy stricken.

Thomas Kennedy, the Bond and War
rant Clerk at the Hall OF Justice. was
suddenly stricken with appendicitis late
last night while at his desk He was
removed to the French Hospital and the
physicians say his condition is serious
and that death is likely to result at any
time.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
BECOMES SUDDENLY CRAZY
AND ASSAULTS TWO PEOPLE
James Ryan of Ukiah, During Fit of
Insanity, Attacks Man and
Wo1nnn on Howard Street.

James Ryan. living at 405 Fifth street,
developed symptoms of insanity yester-
day and assaulted a man and a woman
on Howard and Russ streets. Officers
Farrell anf Rooney hastened to the cor
ner and arrested the crazy man before
he inflicted any injuries to the couple. 1t
was easy to sec the state of his mental
condition and he was taken to the Deten-
ton Hospital Ryan came from Ukiah
January 16 and has been employed here
several months.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
Fnther Recover. Lo.t Son.

ASHEvILLE. ~. c.. May 2s.-wash-
ington A. Roebling. father OF Siegfred
Roebling. the lad who disappeared from
his home a week ago. has sent a tele-
gram, dated Knoxville. Tenn, stating
that the boy had been founc khere and
will be IN, Asheville Sunday. -ha boy
was reported as being well
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
Valuable Watch Stolen.

Mrs. Lena Hall. 1892 Forty-seventh
avenue, reported 10 the police yester-
day that during her temporary absence
on Saturday afternoon a thief had en-
tered her residence and stolen a gold
watch valued at SI25. She had only
been gone for few minutes and left
her front door unlocked. She had no
idea of the -aentity of ~Ae thief.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-29
ALL STOCK WILL REMAIN
UNMoLEsTED ON RESERVES
Grazing Regulations VIII Not Be kp-
piled This Session ON Recently
Withdrawn Areas.

WASHINGTON. May 2s.-Grasing 9
regulations will not be applied this
season on forest reserves created since
Nav 1. The season Is we'll advanced.
and all stock which was occupying 9
the range at the time OF the creation
of the reserve, or which were grazed
thereon during the past season. will
be allowed to Craze during the season
of 1905, with the understanding that
such reduction in numbers as may be
found necessary will be made In al
lowance for the season of 1906.