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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08

Some men claim to be self.made,
while some others are supposed to
be wife made. a..
Men and women who are opposed
to labor unions should steer clear Of
love in cottage.
A Mrs. Bayne sued the city Of Co.
lumbis for S25, 600 because she STEP
ped on loose brick on the sidewalk
and hurt. herself. The case was
tried in the United States court on
Wednesday and resulted in a mis-
trial.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08

Champion prize fighters are naturally
stunning men.
1t takes the average man half his al
]oted three score and ten years to learn
that he 0oSeu't amount to very much.
Honcymoons are often eclipsed by fl
nancial st1iEgency.
Miss Minnie Hutto, IL beautiful and
popular young woman, committed SUI
eide with laudsr,u.n l<r,t week in Black
vile. No cause Is assigned.
James f. Braralett, Il rural mail car
7icr Of Gleenvills county, was arrested
last week n~tha charge Of working at
odd times in an Illicit distillery and has
been committed to Jail to await trial.
Its almost Rs difficult for 8 woman to
keep q secret as it is for her to see the
point Of "A JOKE.
The less a1>ict, 4 ,nlsn hands out the
rorn listeners &c viii have.
For coughs--murray's Hore'
hound. Mullen and Tar. Csc.
for large bottle.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08

You can's convince 8 woman that
anv man who has proposed to her is
8 fool.
When a married woman wishes che
we're a man, her husband is apt to
echo the wish.
The more crowd of women can
talk the less they have to say.
Most peoples strength of charsc.
ter is chiefly in their tongues.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08
What Next?

Mrs. G .tendog-''It says here that
widows make good wives"
Mc. Catendog -"Oh, doesi'! We'll,
if you think I am going to die to
make good wife of you, you're very
much mistaken "
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08
Grave Trouble Foresee1.

1t needs but little foresight, to tell,
that WHEN your stomach and liver are
badly affected, grave trouble is ahead
unless you take the proper medicine for
your disease, rs Mrs. John 4. Young, Of
Clay, N. T., did, She says: Il had
neuralgia Of the liver and stomach, my
heart was weakened, and I could not
eat. YVES vary bad for a long time,
but iii Electric Bitte1s, I found just
what netded, for they quickly relieved
and cured mo- Best medicine for
weak women. Sold under guarantee by
The Kaufman Drug CO., at 50c a bottle.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08
Sick Headache.

This distressing ailment results from
a disordered condition of the stomach.
All that is needed to effect a cure is a
dose or two Of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. In fact, the attack
may be warded off, or greatly lessened
in severity, by taking dose Of these
Tablets as soon as the first symptom Of
an attack appears. Sold by The Kauf'
mann Drug Go.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08
A Guaranteed Cure For 2ilss.

A Guaranteed Cure For Piles.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding OK Pro
truding Piles. Druggists refund
money If Pszo Ointment fails TO cure
any case, no meter OF how long
standing, in 6 to IA days. First sp-
plication gives ease and rest. SOC.
II your druggist hasn's it send sos
10 stamps and it will be forwarded
post-psid by Paris Medicine Co.. ST.
Louis, Mo. 26w21.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08

# the Baby is Cutting Teeth,
Be sure and use that old and we'll
tried remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup, for children teething. It
soothes the child, softens the gums,
allays all pain, cures wind collie and
is the best remedy for, diarrhoea.
Twenty-Five cents bottle.
It is the Best of Ali.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08
To Cure Consultation

take just mite Of Liver Food before retiring
each night. Ramon s Tonic Regulator supplies
it in palatable form Of powder, tea or tonic.
2Ic. and money back if not satisfied
For Sale at Haruan's Bazaar.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-02-08
1900
Washers and Wrinqers.
Has Stoa6 Tia Test 25 Years,

The old, original Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. Yo,, know what you a1o
taking. II il iron and qninine in taste
hess fo<u. No cure. noay. Sc.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

keep indoors for two or three days after
breaking a cold, and if the lungs have
been involved, stay indoors a wsek or
longer. This may interfere with bust
ness or other engagements, but it is q
serious matter to expose yourself to Sc
we're cold too con after relaxing and
softening the surface and while the
lungs are still sensitive.
The question of diet also arises S.nen
there is sickness of any kind. Some per-
sons say "Starve a cold" others say
Feed q cold" 1t is evident that when
the internal organs are crowded with
blood and are endeavoring to get rid Of
the waste material that should have
been thrown off by the skin they should
not be burdened in other ways. Let the
diet always be light, but nourishing and
easily digested. Soup and broths are ex-
cellent and such other foods as may be
selected from these that l have men
toned in these papers and most easily
digested. Let the bowels be kept freely
open, for they are very apt to become
constipated during the cours of a cold.
But don't use harsh physics. Large
enemas of warm water at such times
may be used to advantage.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
Uganda Customs.

In his book, Uganda and It's Peo-
PIES" j. F. Cunningham tells of a curl
Gus manner Of treating the sick among
q certain native African tribe: when
was called in. He said at once
whether the sick person would recover
or not. If he was doomed to die, hs
was allowed to fulfill the prophecy;
if he was to live there was no need
of medical aid" Another strange Gus
tom is explained in the words of the
native who, when asked by the author
why women were not allowed to eat
the flesh of goats, replied: There is
no why; it is the. custom"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
For Growing Girls.

West Pembroke, Me-, March 2l.-Mrs.
a. L. Smith, of this place, says that
Dodd's Kidney Pills are the best remedy
for growing girls. Mrs. Smith empha-
sizes her recommendation by the follow.
ing experience:
MY daughter was thirteen years old
last November, and it is now two years
since she was first taken with Crazy
Spells that would last a week and would
then pass off. In a month she would
have the spells again. AT these times
she would eat very little, and was very
yellow, even the whites of her eyes would
be yellow.
THE doctors gave us no encourage
ment, they all said. they could not help
her. After taking one box of Dodd's
Kidney Pills, she has not had one bad
spell. Of course, we continued the treat
ment until she had used in all about a
dozen boxes, and we still give them to
her occasionally, when she is not feeling
well. Dodd's Kidney Pills are certainly
the best medicine for growing girls"
Mothers should heed the advice Of
Mrs. Smith, for by so doing they may
save their daughters much pain and sick
ness and ensure a healthy, happy future
for them.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
NO BARGAIN DAYS THERE:
For the Reason That Everybody
Would Wait for Them to Do
Their Buying. 8

I Gov. La Toilette of Wisconsin was de.
ecribing the sharp business Methods the
intense economy of a certain company OF
business men, relates an exchange.
Those men," he said, should live in
Ouckwater. Perhaps it was from Duck
water that they originally came. They
have certainly all the Duckwater char.
acte-istics.
What, you have never heard of Duck
water? Well, then, here is an illustration
for you of the character of the town.
"a drummer went to Duckwater one
winter, and to the loading merchant, in
an effort to sell a line Of cotton goods,
he said:
"'These goods, sir, would make a tempt
Ing line for a bargain day.
IA bargain day. said the merchant.
We have no bargain days in Duckwater,
sir
"fNo bargain days in Duckwater? Why
is that?' asked the drummer, quite amazed.
Because replied the merchant. IL
we had bargain days here, nobody would
buy anything on the other days, SIR"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

"Before / wrote to you telling you how ]
felt, Ihad doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots of money on medicines besides,
but it al failed to help me. My monthly pe-
riods had ceased andI suffered much pain,
with fainting spells, headache, backache and
bearing-down pains, and / was SO weak I
could hardly keep around. As a last resort
] decided to write you and try Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and / am so
thankful that / did, for after following your
instructions, which you sent me free of all
charge, my monthly periods started I am
regular and in perfect health. Had it not
been for you I would be in my grave today
al sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country to
write you for help as l did"
When women are troubled with f.
regular or painful m-enstruation. weak
ness, ieucorrhoa, displacement or ul-
ceration of the womb, that bearing
down feeling, Inflammation of the ova-
tries. backache, latulence, general de-
lbility, indigestion and nervous prostra-
tion. they should remember there is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia E,
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at once
removes such troubles.
Mother female medicine In the world
has received such widespread and IN
qualified endorsement. Refuse all SUBJ
6titutes.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
TO write her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health. Address. Lynn
Mass
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
England Doomed.

At the present rate of crumbling
England will have been swallowed up
by the sea in the year 1884, according
to the calculations of a correspondent
of the Frankfurter Zeitung.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

A fine way not to get too good an opin-
ion of your administrative capacity is to
take the children on a picnic and try to
make them behave like human beings
N, Y. Press.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
GRATEFUL TO CUTICURA.
For Instant Relief and Speedy Cure OF
Raw and ScaIy HumOur, Itching
Day and Night for Many
Months.

ST do wish you would publish this let
tel so that others suffering as l have may
see it and be helped. For many months
awful sores covered my face and neck,
scabs forming, which would swell and
itch terribly day and night, and then
break open, running blood and matter.
] had tried many remedies, but was
growing worse, when l started with Cuti-
cura. The first application gave me in
slant relief, and when I had used two
cakes of Cuticura Soap and three boxes
of Cuticura Ointment, l was completely
cured. (Signed) Miss Nellie Wander
~ iele, Lakeside, N. Y"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
Connnbial

Horace, dear, is there really such .
thing as a fool killer"
Now, if that's tIike a silly woman!
How should | know? never saw one"
"Oh, that's evident" Cleveland
Leader.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

Readers of this paper are at liberty to
write for information on subjects per-
tanning to health. All communications
should be addressed to DR.. David H.
Reeder, Laporte, Ind, and must contain
name and address in full and at least
four cents in postage.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
OF Course, Money Talks.

Mr.. Moregold-Now that 1 find myself
suddenly rich, | leave the work of break
ing into society to you, my dear.
Mrs. Moregold-That's Just like your
dear chivalrous self. You always leave the
easy work for me.-Chicago Journal.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

There are some of US who nave lived
in daily expectation of the unexpected SO
long that we have begun to suspect that
1t doesn't happen near as always as peo-
pie seem to think.-Puck.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
Most of Your Neighbors

will take advantage of the offer made by
the Vernal Remedy Company, of LIE Roy,
N. Y, to send free a trial bottle of Yer
nal Palmettona palmetto Berry Wine),
the household remedy that is attracting
the attention of physicians and the pub
lie at large, for the reason that it is the
best specific known for the quick and
stomach, liver, bowels and urinary organs.
Only one dose a day. Sold by druggists.
The "~I-told-you-so" man never seems
to win any bets.-N. Y. Times.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
CURE YOUR

Troubles Set In, Get at the Cause.
Don't make the mistake of believing
back ache and bladder ills to be local
ailments. Get at the cause and cure
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
In Woodland.

The Beaver hear Jimmy Polecat
is making a lot of money.
The Rabbit-That SO? What's he
doing?
"Lecturing on Fake Naturalists ]
Have Met.'"-Chicago Sun.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

the kidneys. Use
Doan's g y
Pills which have
cured thousands.
Captain S. D.
Hunter, of En-
CINE No. IA, Pitts
burg, Pa, Fire
Department, and
residing at 272s
vile avenue,
says
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

When a man is his own worst enemy,
an offer of mediation is always consid-
cred impertinent.-Puck.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

A winner can always borrow.-Troy
Times.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
CLUB T

Minnesota.-Dr. David II. Reeder, La,
porte, Ind.-Dear Doctor: | would very
much like to know how the beginning of
nervous disorders manifests itself. lam
troubled with stitches in left side of the
back. These are worst in the morning,
especially when l bend over. | am So
years old and have not been sick for sc
years. | have never taken any medi-
cines, as our family have always used
hydrotherapy treatment with water).
If this is a nervous disorder can you di-
rect me to a cure? J. o.
In regard to your special inquiry, you
have asked a question which a whole
book would hardly encompass. General
information in regard to ervou trou.
bles and their treatment, may be found
in the Home Health club books, which
are described in the circulars which !
have sent You. AS these books are valu-
able additions to the household you
would be wise to procure and study
them; and get the information for your.
self on the subject. The stitches you de-
scribe may be due to other causes be-
sides those of nervous origin, and | am
inclined to think that probably in your
case it may be fecal impaction. This be.
ing the case, l would recommend a thor.
ough enema, and the vegetable herb
remedy whieh-has so often been given in
Club Notes. To take the enema, lie upon
the left side, with the hips elevated
about six inches, and inject from one to
n and a half quarts Of water into the
colon. The water should be about blood
heat.
would be glad to have you join the
club, and receive the benefits therefrOm.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
lit SAVED MY LIFE7
PRAISE FOR A FAMOUS MEDICINE
Mrs. WiIIadsen Tells How She Tried Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound lust
In Time.

Mrs. T. G. Willadsen, Of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
life, and l cannot express my gratitude to
you in words.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

Wisconsin.-Dr. David H. Reeder, La.
porte, Ind.-Dear Doctor: | have read
with much interest your valuable arti-
cleS in this paper, and note that we are
at liberty to come to you for advice. For
a couple of years my nose has been red
and swollen at the tip. l consulted a
doctor about a year ago. who said it was
catarrh. My nose never seems to be
stopped up, but l take cold easily. l am
also troubled with pimples on my face.
Had an operation for boils on my neck
about two years ago. Aside from these
difficulties | feel we'll. | am 21 years old.
Kindly give me any suggestions which
you think would aid me in getting rid OF
my red nose, which is embarrassing, to
say the least. Very truly yours, Miss T.
The trouble is of a two-fold nature.
One is inactivity of the organs of elimi-
nation, and the other is faulty capillary
circulation. Catarrh nay also aggra-
vate the trouble. Practice the deep
breathing exercises given in the club
books; also the exercises for the cure OF
catarrh. Make the skin Of the entire
body more active and also increase the
elimination of waste through other or
gans. To accomplish these results take
G. cold hand bath every morning as soon
as you arise. Keep the scalp clean, eat
freely of juicy fruits and vegetables and
drink an abundance of water between
meals. Masticate all your food thor
oughly; chew each morsel until it is like
liquid in the mouth. The vegetable herb
remedies would also be good for you.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

Doan's Kidney Pills for an attack OF
kidney trouble that was mostly back
ache, and they fixed me up fine. There
is no mistake about that, and If l
should ever be troubled again l would
get them first thing, as | know what
they are"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, NY.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29
Save the Babies.

INFANT MORTALITY is something fightul We can hardly realize that Of
all the children born in civilized countries, twenty-five per cent? or nearly
ne-quaner, die before they reach one year; thiryeven per cent, or more
than onethird, before they are five, and one-haf before they are fifteen!
We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castora would save a ma
j0ty ofthese precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these
infantle deaths are occasoned by the use If narcotic preparations. Drops, tnctures
and soothing syrups sold for chldrens complaints contain more or less opium, or
morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly pcsons. In any quantity
they stupeG, retard circulation and lead to COMPOSITIONS, Sickness death. Castoria
operates exactly the reverse, but you must set that it bears the signature Of
Chas. E. Fletcher. Castoia causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the
pores Of the skin and aIays fever
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-04-29

Dr.. 4. f.. Peeler, of ST. Louis Mo-, says: II have prescribed your Castorah
cases and have always found it an efficient n speedy remedy"
Dr.. E. Down of Philadelphia, Pa, says: 81 rave prescribed your Castora in
my. practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself and benefit to my
patients"
DR.. J. g. waggoner, of Chicago, Ill, says "I an most heartily recommend
your Cas0ria to the public as a remedy for chldrens complaints. I have tried
1t and found it Of great value"
Dr. Edward Parrish, of Brooklyn, n. Y, says: ST have used your Castofa in
my W household with good results aud have advised several patients to use it
its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm"
DR.. J. B. Elliott of New York City, says: "Having during the past six years
prescribed your Cashria for inantle stomach disorders / most heartily commend
use. Te formula contains nohingd eetIioust to the most delicate of children"
Dr. c G. sprague; OF Omaha. Neb; says: Your Castoia is ar idealm medicine
crmnate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castora L a n exception for conditions
whGha arise n the cae of children"
Dr. j A. Parker, of Kansas CITY, Mo, says: your Castora holds the esteem
of the medical profession in a manneTh held b. Ii o other proprietary preparation. 1t
is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and children. In fact 1t is the universal
household remedy TO. infantle ailments"
DR.. 81. F. Merrill, If Augusta, Me, says: "Castora IS one Of the very finest
n most remarkable remedies for infants nd children. In m opinion your Castora
has saved thousands from an early grave / can furnish hundreds of testimonials
from tisl locality Is to its efficiency ant merits"
l have frequently. recomnended your Ca3tora as me of the best preparations of the
kind, bng safe in the and of parents ant very effective In relieving chndenG
disorders while the ease with which such a pleasant preparation can be administered
is a great advantage"
DR.. F. n. Kyle, Of St Paul, MINI, says: at affords m pleasure to add my
anne to the long list of those who have used and 10Y endorse your, Castoria. The
wrapper is me good and sufficient reason for the recommendation of any physician
] know of its godQ qualities n commend cheerfuny"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-04-14
DEATH OF MISS CRANKER,

Margaret May Cranker was born IN
PerrySburg. May H. 1882, and died
April s, 1905, aged % years, II months
and ~ days.
Margaret graduated from the Per-
rysburg High school in the class of
1900, after which she took a business
college course in Tole o. She then ac
cepted position with C. l.. Koch,
where she remained for about2! years,
when she was forced by failing health
to resign, she and her mother going
west i'll 1908 in the hope of at least i'm.
proving her health, but returned home
in Sept. 1904.
Margaret'S was rare nature, with
many beautiful sides, and probably
only those with whom she was in con-
stant association could know or ap.
preciate them all: she was brave and
courageous to a remarkable degree
fitting herself for a position when
even then she realized all tco well
that her years here were few; she was
of a deeply religious temperament,
not only in regular attendance at all
the church services at the NJ. E.
church where she became q member
during Rev. ID. II. Bailey's pastorate,
and serving as s. S. teacher and Secre-
tary of the Epworth League, but daily
doing the little acts of kindness which
alone show the Christ spirit Always
bright and joyous, yeritable sun
beam wherever she went, and all
through her long illness so patient
and sweet, and always thinking of
others. Her room where she lay for
so many weary weeks was filled with
love tokens and flowers sent by her
many loving friends.
Was Margaret ready to go to that
other "Home?" Yes; if anyone was
ever ready to go, Margaret washer
only regret in going was leaving her
mother. She would so often say,
Whatever comes, it is alright for
myself, | am ready and willing to go
but what will poor mamma do?' And
now Margaret has gone to that Fairer
Land, where parting and suffering are
no more and even those who loved
her most cannot wish her back aga IN,
though the time will be long and lonely
without her
The funeral services wer held April
10 at the M. E. church, Rev. George
Matthews conducting the services,
Rev ID. II. Bailey of Fremont and
Rev. ID. Stecker of Toledo, assisting
Margaret leaves, beside her mother,
three brothers to mourn their loss,
Edward of Detroit, Bert of Maumee,
and James of Perrysburg, beside these,
innumerable friends. ~