The Western news., 1905-12-27
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All friends Of free government
should unite to advise and assist the
people Of Russia.-Dallas News.
Making Billy Loeb official purveyor
OF all government news is rather Il
late adoption of the Russian method.
-Pittsburg Post.
Our Audubon societies have now
succeeded in getting every sort of bird
pretty well protected except the stork-
New York Mail
President Mccall says that there are
two sides to the insurance business,
but he seems to hate awfully to show
the inside.-Atlanta Journal.
Now that Pat" Grove is safe in
Jail, there hardly seems to be any rea-
son for retaining the Omaha police
force.-Kansas City Times.
The Car is handing out pardons as
freely as candidate gives away cleo
ton cigars. And his object is the same
to win popular favor.-Kansas City
Journal.
AS we understand it, the public
would have been willing to forgive Pat
Grove If only he had kidnapped Mr..
John A. Mccall or Mr.. Richard A. Nc
Curdy Journal.
Also 1t should be borne in mind that
1t irritated too much Mccall, McCurdy
ct al. may decide next time just to let
the blamed old country 60 to the bow
wows.-Indianapolis News.
Robert A. McCurdy says life in
surance company is an eleemosynary
institution. This intimates that the pol.
Icy holder will get his dividends in
heaven.-Des Moines News.
Arizona preachers want clause in
the State constitution making prohibit
ton perpetual. At that rate the bal
ance of Arizona probably won't want
statehood.-Atlanta Journal.
Goodwin Smith, to encourage matri-
mony, believes that two votes should
be given to every married man. Now
what has the woman suffragist to say
to that?-Houston Chronicle.
Minneapolis is well-advertised
town, but the recrudescence Of Doc
Ames Is not one Of the advertisements
to which the thoughtful citizens point
with pride.-Duluth News Tribune.
1t is no doubt interesting to Mr..
Bryan to learn that had he been elect
ed in 1896 or 1900 it would have been
great joke on the companies in
which he was insured.-Kansas City
Star.
The cotton growers have shown the
Wall streeters that they can do some
thing despite the money they have up
there. The South is getting to be
fine on Showing (Ga.)
Ledger.
1t Is announced that the cashier Of
the Enterprise Bank at Pittsburg left
confession, and the depositors will
at once proceed to feel glad that some
thing is left--Philadelphi Evening
Telegraph.
A Kansas man who invested $500
In farm cleared up a net profit Of
$1,000 in two years. Almost bur not
quite, as good as being president of a
life insurance company.-Colorado
Springs Gazette
1t is important not to forget that the
! CRATER Is CRATER, first, last and al
ways, and that he calls himself a
Democrat or Republican merely as
matter Of nvenience.-Chicago
Record Herald.
An exchange remarks that in all his
SO years of successful life Uncle Rus
sell Sage has never been accused OF
handing out tainted money to churches
and charitable zations.-Duluth
News and Tribune.
Joseph II. Choate tells us that we
are working too hard and too fast and
doing too much. He would probably
be jogging along at the same clip as
the rest of us if he needed the money
as badly.-Buffalo Times.
Cabinet officers have been instructed
by the President not to talk to report
ers. And there are four Presidential
aspirants In the Cabinet fairly burst
ing to tell the public the things thew
are doing. Cruelty could not go to
greater Observation-Disclosures News.
The Rev. DR.. Huntington, of New
York, says that one is not authorized
to assume that there are any female
angels" while the fact is that every
man has known one female angel, and
many men have known dozens, while
no man has ever come across a male
angel.-Aouisville Post.
Paul Morton contends that publicity
is the only certain cure for corpora
ton evils. In few years the news
papers will be printing certificates like
this from prominent trust magnates:
1.-The doctors could do nothing for me,
l was run down and nearly all in.
when chance put me next to a bottle
of your celebrated keep-it-before-
pie remedy. l do not hesitate to say
that 1t saved my constitution and by
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