The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-29
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LIoW would you like to be Indian and have twelve
months vacation every year?
Are the dorophora decemineata eating your soanum tu
berosum ye9 Use Paris green potato crop will be
to tho bad.
would you like to be Of these heroes,
who never sneed powder unless face POWDER go
or three hundred miles into country and deliver the
Memorial Day apdoode for the advertising you get out Of
it, Great!
Three oaves Of bread purchase high ball. three high
balls make jag three jags make us three ushes
make bum, three buns good for workhouse
tence andet there you
the schools and universities training boy that
he doesn know much Of anything at ALL and what he does
know he does not know WE'LL and what he does know well
ISM knowing9 they are, business
he goes into he will be drag it for while Do know
what talking abou9 We that kid once, and
hardly overit yet.
Sam stear who has recently died, is said to have been
the first dealer who countered the smart who tried
work the tin roof joke him. few years ago be-
popular to the saloon and ask for "a tin roof
This at first puzzled the dealer who proceeded to ask what
that was The proper reply was that was little some
Sean he smngly acquesced and set out small glass Of
ginger ale la chaser, sed sine bibulo.
Having dehorned flock Of COWS, it is pleasure to
dek them at this of the before it is necessary
hire extra stand around and defy them during
the milking hour as to keep them quiet
Did you have acquaintance come around and
spend II minutes telling you all about his disease Excng
49,
Little Florence Peterson Of Kes Park the Hudson,
and George Burne orence IA years old and George about
the same eoped the other day, but their to
such sad ending that the story rather pathetic
Florence girl rather tall for her Il years. and her
blue charmed George at first sight To the conserna
ton Of four parents the youngsters day that
they going get married -Four excited parents held
council of and then forbade them ever each other
again Score, first mistake for the parents.
The girl seemed happy after this and her mother coudn
believe she had forsaken her youthful knight but her
wits against the girls she would she could learn nothing.
Nevertheless the boy and the girl meeting regularly
their trysting place, the shore edge of Kyle Park
One morning Florence s awoke with premonition
that the daughter missing and the premono proved
The four parents together inside of hour and
the search for tho clippers began Score second mistake for
the kids
Meantime young Romeo and Juliet Jr, reached Coney
Island They had started with exactly 49, and large part of
this spent in seeing the sights They made breakfast
Of fankfrers and this took the last penny they had left
Then they began wandering and down the beach, Both
tired and wanted to get good sleep. So far the
police able to learn they had been walking the beach
all night They had both walked up to of the stern
realities of life and did not know just how them.
Their dsconsoae appearance attracted the attention
man, who pointed them out to Policeman Brown. Brown
followed them around bulkhead where he them sink
weary to the ground and the suit from which they
took frankfurter While they munchng the halves
Of it, Brown spoke to he and few moments decided te
take them to the Coney Island station charge Of
vagrancy. e..~
So spent night Chdren's home
and George slept in police station cell with charge Of alb
ducton hanging over him.
After they have been thoroly frightened, judge
will probably allow them to return to their parents unde
promise Of good behavior until they old enough
how to elope properly "A. j. R.