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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
SEEKING CIVILIZATION.

 "ciease help me. you nations" says Chlae Who are full of hustle and so. ani You've impressed me at last with h
 lesson 2Sn- That I'm old and decrepit and slowsae have dwelt here for ages unnumbered And drowsed the dull centuries through But now I must hustle and worry,
 For I want to be civilized, too. "So come, you industrial nations,
 And teach me the dollars to grab: Instruct me in managing sweatshops, And teach me to strike and to stab. There are methods of squeezing ths
 money p
 From the many to pleasure the few Some know, but teach me the others. For I wanttt6 De civilized, too. faa- ''And you nations that call yourssivss 0a sChristians h+ .,,-- Won't you please pay some heed to my
 piaint?
 Oh. prosper your Puritan missions,
 Whose incomes are blameess of taint. The men that profess your religion
 Speak sweetly-whatever they do! So part for me precept and practice.
 For want to be civilized, too And most do seek an instructor
 Familiar with powder and shell. For you Christians. know, only honor The folk that can butcher as well. ~ So sell me your guns and torpedoes. r And teach me 10 murder. like>you; a Henceforward TIT bully and slaushtetn For want to be civilized, too" uz Portland oregonian. ia
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30

and Home. Have he blacksmith make two picket stakes out of i've eighths-inch iron two feet long with a two and one-half inch ring or loop at top. Then take a strong. smooth wire rom five to ten rods long. as desired. md to both ends of it fasten a strong iron ring. after having slipped another ring onto middle of wire to tie the picket rope to. Put the iron stakes through loop at both ends and drive into ground after pulling wire taut. Tie the ani- nal to middle ring by rope which can be quite short if desired. As the iron ring will slip easily back and forth on the smooth wire. 1t will allow the animal quite . range. IL is cheaper and more satisfactory than to use long rope.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
With the Minstrels.

Mir. Bones-What am de diff'rence tween a man .an' egg, Mistah Mid dleun?
 Mir Middleun--I don't know. Mir Bones. What is the difference be- tween a man and an egg?
 Mir. Bones-When CT man gifts old he am no longer good foh de scram- ble, an when egg gifts old de scram- ble am all it's good foh.-Chicago Daily News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
SOME HINTS TO DAIRYMEN
'Cheesemaker's Ten Commandments" Give Farmers a Number of
 Fine Pointers.

There are good many useful articles handling of the product of the dairy arm. but a writer in late issue of the Cheese and Dairy Journal seems to have lit on an entirely different method of putting forth some of the essentials. While his remarks are couched under The Cheese Makers Ten Command ments," still there are doubtless some aints that may be read with interest, md we may add with profit, by many readers of the Prairie Farmer. We do lot presume to infer that all of the ills of he dairy business rests with the farm IT, but 1t is certainly true that when he has mastered his end of the business we will have great deal better grade of dairy produce than we have in many in- stances at the present time. We quote rom our contemporary as follows:
 1. Thou shalt not slumber late in ihe morning, but shall arise early and deliver thy milk to the factory, for hs that goeth late causeth the cheese maker to use much profane language. 2. Thou shalt not cast all the dirt thou :anst brush of the COW into the milk pail.
 3. Thou shalt not take any cream for ihy tea or coffee, for when thou gettest thy dividends thou wilt ask thy neigh DOT, wherefore gettest thou more for .hy milk than dol?
 4. Thou shalt not mix water with thy milk. thou nor thy man servant nor lhy maid servant. for so surely as thou ioest this thing thy name will be Simple sver the length and breadth of the pa irons route.
 5. Thou shalt not feed thy COWS all the old potatoes, onions, horseradish. mustard, rape and cabbage that thou ,anst find, for though these feeds may be cheap as all outdoors yet it causeth ! ,he cheese maker to gnash his teeth and hold his nose and the cheese eater will buy his cheese elsewhere. 6. Thou shalt not set thy can of milk in the cellar without covering for a mousetrap, nor in the woodshed as 8 temption to thy neighbor's cat, but thou Ihalt have nice tank out in the fresh air near thy we'll to set thy can in. z. Thou shalt not carry away more whey than thy share lest some one will say concerning the. For a wonder one hog carrieth food for another" 8. Thou shalt not use unclean cans, but shalt cause thy cans to be washed and scrubbed clean every day and seams and crevices and kinks thereof, { for filthy can Is an abomination in the cheesemaker's sight and he will visit wrath upon him that bringeth it. g. Thou shalt not trouble the cheese maker saying, When shall l receive my pay" when as practice thou get teth it every first of the month, for verify say unto thee, unless thou bringest thy milk in sanitary condi- ton, he knoweth not nor careth a little bit.
 10. Thou shalt not say unto another, Behold, have not these cheese makers soft snap; they receive much pay and do but little work?" Verify I say unto you. this is whopper. They rise early and toll late and peradventure the buy srs refuse the cheese they will be obliged to toll all day Sunday when other people are flaming themselves within the gates of the synagogue.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Two visws.

An English prelate. the bishop k Ipswich. was discussing Sunday out door games in . liberal way. Would anyone say his prayers the worse be- cause he had made a good drive at cricket that mornIng- asked the bish- op. One of his hearers remarked: That Is . very good point, my lord. but there is another to be considered Suppose the cricketer makes . bed drive. then his moral welfare is likely to be badly jared"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
NORTHAMPTON BEATEN AGAIN

NORTHAMPTON BEATEN AGAIN. South Manchester, June 3O.-The Northampton, Mass, team played re turn game here yesterday and was de- feated. 13 to 1. Coughlin pitched his first game for Manchester and made a good impression. The squeeze play was tried by Northampton with dis astrous results.' There were two gone and Hoey was at third. Campbell was the batter and at the first move of Pitcher Coughlin's arm Hoey started for the plate. He was within five yards when Campbell hit the ball, which struck Hoey and he was called out for interference, spelling the play and retiring the side. The score:
 R.H. E. Manchester ..OO222142.13 13 1 Northampton .OOO010O0O- ' , Batteries-Coughlin and Casey; Co., lombe and Ingham.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
The Terrible Wretch.

"Why, Mabel, dear, what's the mat ter?" cried the fearful brides mother. Tell me all about it. Don't keep back . thing, darling. What has the brute been doing?"
 When I wanted him to lock the windows last. night he said that there was nothing but me for burglars to- to c-c-carry away, and he wasn't at all afraid.-Boo- hoo o-hoo!"-Chicago Rec ord-Herald.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Hears It Often.

"1 should think you would become tired of the artificial life you lead here and would long for nature. Even in the heart of the city do you not sometimes hear the call of the wild?'' said the sentimentalist.
 You bet!" said the prosaic citizen. And whenever I do dodge into the nearest stairway and wait till the shower of bricks is over."-Chicago Tribune.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Four ravori,e. at Memphis.

MEMPHIS. Tenn. June 30.-Four favorites won at Montgomery park. The fourth race. at mile and an eighth. furnished spectacular finish. Edward Hale. the favorite. was out of t nearly the entire distance. but. com ing strong in the stretch. won by half . length.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
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New Haven.
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sBatted for O'Neil in ninth.

Holyoke ....... 12OO2 % 0-6 New Haven ....., ? o o GO 0 O-3
 Two base hits, Rementer, McCabe, Hummell; sacrifice hits, Theisen, Re. menter, Sherwood; left on bases, Hol- yoke 5, New Haven 4; stolen bases, Mccormick, Theisen; bases on balls, off Corcoran 1, off Sohni |; struck out by McCabe 2; double plays, O'Neil. Lal- Her and Theisen; Hartley and Deal; time, 1h som; attendance, 200; umpire, Gruber
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
"Lid" Ia on st DeImar.

ST. LOUIS. June 30.-with the Hid" still on at the Delmar race track and only scattered hand books in operation a fair sized crowd witnessed the six races at the St. Louis county track. Sheriff Herpel and deputies were pres ent to see that there was no organized bookmaking.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
HARTFORD BADLY BEATEN.

New London, June 3O.-Hartford was badly beaten at New London yes terday, the Whalers landing on Cy Parkins in two innings, The score;
 K. Fl. E. N. London 3 o o 70 4 900 - 14 l Hartford. OOOO poo 3-3 4 , Batteries-McLaugh and Arm bruster; Parkins and Connolly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Not Worth Mentioning.

What kind of dinner did the Hu1- leys have- I hesr6 it ~as 10 be an eIaboraee affair
 No It didn't amount to rsuch. [ felt just. ss vel the next morning ss I ever did in my life
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
HeIe,. .ra .ru, Ninr.

CINCINNATI. O.. June 30-Helena c. was the only winning favorite at Latonia. The gentiemen's rsce. the feature of the card. was won by Swift Wing. with Joe Goss second and Mayor David g. Rose. the favorite. third.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
THE CREAM.

All barns should be as we'll lighted IS the houses in which we live.
 If heifer isn't much of COW the first year. she is not likely ever to be.
 It is better in all cases not to let the ,ull run with the herd. but he needs plenty of exercise.
 The COW that gives milk ten or eleven months Ia the year has earned he right to rest few weeks.
 The COWS will come home themselves f you practice giving them a little feed f bran. or potato peelings. in the .yening. They soon learn. and will be on time. unless the pasture is extra rood.-Fsrm Journal
 h repairing the stable see that the platform on which the COW stands is ust long enough for ner- If tt is too onE it compels her to Ise in her own manure. with detrimsut to the milk hat is drawn from her addsr.-Farm- .rs' Review.
 It is . poor vay to educate the GOV ,y tempting her to come over the jercs and then fastening a board over ser eyes to break her of it. Better ,ziI th. board on the fence before the .o~ gets out. then she will not ned { on her bead This i1sa is vorsh re-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
per-.aa or,cleter. Bease. As.i..

PHILADELPHIA. June 30.-The all Philadelphia cricket eleven scored an easy victory over the Hamilton Cricket club of Bermuda on the grounds of the Germantown Cricket club. the home team winning the match by an inning and one run.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Reasonable nequees-

Doctor Ito pressing creditor, = If you must bring yoas bill svery day. sf Iess; you nigh, come with yosr head tied up. so that people would think yoz were q parferf.-Loadon Tff-Bi;s.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
ROGERS IN GAME.

Bridgeport, June 30.-Although the Brldgeports did sharper fielding and better stick work, it took eleven inn ings to defeat Springfield by the score of 4 to 3. The score:
 RH.E. Bridgeport OO1O02O0O014 II o Springfield O20100O00O0-3 s 2
 Batteries Nichols. Cornen and Beaumont; Hess and O'Connor.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
After Her.

Did you ever go insect-huntiagr asked the entomologist.
 No" replied the practical girl: S1 don't have to- They generally hunt for me."-Yonkers Statesman.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Chic.xn enlfer L.ea..

CINCINNATI. O.. June 30.-Ai the annual open western golf tournament here l.. AuchterIonie of GIeaview club. Chicago. made the best score. 13i.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
A "Yellow" Record.

"Is your paper the leading one sA town?" E
 Sure. We take in three pounds e butter for subscriptions to the otn0 papers one."-Judge fd
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
LOST IN EIGHTH.

Norwich, June 30.-Norwich lost yesterdays game in the eighth inn ing when a base on balls, three hits and two errors netted Meriden three ruins. The score:
 R. H. F. Meriden. O1O013 1-6 6 2 Norwich. % 2000 Ot 8 ' Batteries-Rogers and Thackera; Wade and Latimer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
THE DIAMOND.
RESULTS OF
 ALL GAMES
New Haven Goes Down to Defeat Once More Springfield Loses In Eleven Innings.

Holyoke defeated New Haven at the Savin Rock grounds yesterday af- ternoon by score of 6 to 3 in loose ly played game The score:
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30

them to quit a range and yet be kept within the bounds of a narrow strip. is shown in cut, says the Farm
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
oood nassn

or the ,s graduates sAis T.ar iron HaskeII iasfifuss the epTerrness orbooi for IDdians af LAur<n1>. only "a ses fBs<lAIl playsrA fAs ress sfs
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Unstable.

No wise woman trusts a man who trusts to luck.-Chicago Daily News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. At Minneapolis-Ffrs game, Minne- apolis ,, Milwaukee 4; second game, Minneapolis 3, Milwaukee 2.
 At St Paul-St Paul 9, Kansas City [.
 At Columbus-Columbu 4, Indian apols 1.
 At Toledo-Louisville 2. Toledo 1.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
Where Many People oo.

There is a village in Wales which bears the name of Nowhere.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30

SOUTHERN LEAGUE. At Atlanta-Atlanta 6, Birmingham 5.
 At Nashville-Nashville 6, Mont gomery ?.
 At Shreveport Shreveport ,, New Orleans 0.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30

NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE. At Concord-Concord 1, Hayerhill ?. At Manchester-New Bedford II, Manchester 9.
 At Nashua-Nashua 4, Lynn 3 Cten innings).
 At Lowell-Fall River ?, Lowell l.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30

SOUTHERN TIER ASSOCIATION
 At ElmEra-F5rst game. Corning S. UhIFa I: seresd esme- Emir1 q. Ouknfne q
 N asEnerleviIae-nsnsnHus . A . -.-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
TYING OUT A COW.
Excellent Method of Stalking Out Any Animal Allowing Small Range,
 Described.

An excellent way to stake out . COW, or horse that will not allow
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
WESTERN LEAGUE

WESTERN LEAGUE. At Omaha-Omaha 9, Colorado Springs 1. At St Joseph3Denver 2, St Joseph 0.
 At Sioux City-Des Moines 12, Sioux City s.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30

HUDSON RIVER LEAGUE. At Patterson-Pa Patterson 3, Hudson ?.
 At Poughkeepsie- e-Poughkeepsie 4, Saugerties 2.
 At Newburg-Newburg 2, Kingston 9
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
n. Risdl. of th. srhinr-

The sphinx had 51ss propossdet her riddle
 What ec>s on four legs Is the morning tvo at sco.- and three Ia the evening" sAe tensn1ed-
 -An auto they answered readily
 wftk . heavy eroar. sse reali1ed tha: the ncd<rns ksd Use ber co bsftw.-K- '. ouA
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
An Indians Opinion.

Some Indians from the southwest vent on . sightseeing tour of wash ington in one of the big automobiles devoted to that purpose. They listened sraveiy to the man with the meg aphone as he described the many places of interest At the end of the journey one of the travellers summed it all up thus: Heap ride. heap talk. heap smell"-the last referring to the vhia Of easoliue which occasionally reaeAed him
 xntWprfse.
 vIsifor-whaf, A dollar fof c rSfD nn your old. vaoDa,
 Bnfnss-YsD. thls is ssuln' r0ounk ~ I. ea.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
r.srsss. ereeA- Beaten.

rnoCHESTER. N- Y-. June 3o.-Nax .nU sf thi8 city last nieht won of9 wIIIian DemffrsL the -Terrfbse Oreun-" e CAicsso h five and oae-haIf knuoo c actupl vratlins tIne-
 kunlznl was oo hnvs shruui Wney
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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
EASTERN LEAGUE.

EASTERN LEAGUE At Montreal Montreal 6, Buffalo , eighteen innings).
 At Toronto-Toronto 9, Rochester 5. At Providence Baltimore IT, Proyi- dence ?. At Newark-Jersey City ', Newark 6 (twelve innings).
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-30
rAnr.r or pERcExTAeEs

-wsshinsfon- ]. Bos,o1. B.tserses-
 Hughes and kistrt1xe. Tsnnehfll and Crf-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-18
THE PASSING SOLDIERS.
Five Great Warriors Have Been Ele- vated to Highest Office in
 United States.

Five soldiers of the civil war have been elevated to the presidency Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Harrison and McKin- ley. The death of Senator Bate has moved the students of the times to the conclusion that he will go on record as the last confederate in Tennessee to occupy so prominent place as gov ernor or senator It is also expressed as a tenable conclusion that Mckinley will go down into history as the last union officer of the civil war to be president
 The passing away of the prominent men of the war gives rise to solemn re- aection. It is serious lesson in the flight of time. But it can easily hap pen that union officer of minor grade may be the next president. It is, of course, not likely that he will be one who rose to high command, with a title as great as brigadier or major general. The few left of that grade are past the presidential time of their lives. McKinley's highest grade in the actual service was that of captain of ! company in the Twenty-third Ohio
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-18
WATCH FOR FRIDAY NIGHTS ADV,

by Nassau Social club at Hamilton hall Mill Plain.
 Oct 2O-Reception and dance given. by Mulcahy council, No 526, K. of O.. at Leavenworth hall. g
 Oct 20-Promenade given bE North End Athletic club at their rooms, cor ner North Vine and Division streets.
 Oct 20 Wrestling match, Charles Smith of Oakyille vs George Gresham of Montreal, Canada, at 0akyille Ath- letic club. Oct 23-Subscription cotillon by Prof Baileys select dancing school, Music hall, Citizens bank block.
 Oct 26--Masquerade pall given by the Workingmen's circle. Local 26. at the Auditorium.
 Oct 27-Concert and prom will be given by the Pontiac Social club in Good Will hall, Waterville.
 Oct 30, Monday evening and samhnirm, dancing and entertainment by Queens Daughters at the new Casino, 135 East Main street, next door to Polls theater.
 Oct 31-Hallowe'en promenade and sociable given by Echo Social club at the new hall. Simonsville.
 Nov 3-Whist given by Liberty cir cle, No 650, c. of F., at Mechanics hall.
 Nov S-Promenade and dance given by Hamilton Park A. O. at Eagles hall, auditorium
 1Novge+ Reception and dance given by the Algonquin club at Leavenwefth hall.
 Nov 9-Smoker given by the Arti- sans Canadiens-Francais, at Franco American hall. Bank street.
 Nov 16-17-"The Octoroon" under the auspices of the young ladies Of St Michael's parish, at Goodwill hall, Waterville.
 Nov 19, Sunday evening, sacred con cert and lecture, by Queens DauSh- .ters, at Jacques. theater. ~
 Nov 29-Annual ball given by the St Jean Baptiste society at Speedwell hall.
 Nov 29-Dramatic performance, 1.-The Shaughraun," to be followed by promenade and sociable, under the auspices of Co A, First regiment, Hi- berniah Knights, in City hall.
 Nov 30-Reception and whist, Cath olic Wonlen's association.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-18
Shasv Play Faizs.
"John BaWs Other Island' as Wordy as c Patent
 OGce Report.

[Trom Our New York Dramatic corre-
 spondentl
 Arnold Daily has come a cropper at the Garrick theater with George Der hard Shaw's play, John Bulls Other Island" As full of words as United States patent office report and as void of interest as volume of census sta tistics, the drama has little or nothing to commend it to the public.
 Sometimes when an author makes a hit with powerful novel another book appears shortly afterward bearing his name Of course every one buys the volume advertised as written "by the author of "The Whirling Worlds" Only too often the second book is wearisome and pointless. The truth of the matter usually is that the second book had been written first and refused by the publishers. Consequently it was hid den away in the little old trunk in the cobwebby attic until the success of "The Whirling Worlds" made the au- thor's name famous. Then ready market was obtainable for the one time failure. It is possible-aye, prob able that the latest Shaw play had a career of this sort.
 Tt is strange what some people will do for money" once spoke pessi- mistic New York police captain. After gazing patiently at John Bulls Other Island" for three long hours I hastened to agree with the wearer of the gold shield.
 John Bulls Other Island" is nothing but protracted discussion of the Irish political question. Mir. Shaw sets up an argument in favor of the Irish side and straightway bowls it over with stron- ger argument in favor of the English aspect So the play is not sincere, an other defect in drama of this descrip- tion.
 Occasionally bright line creeps into the text, but its fitful gleam soon dies out.
 Arnold Daily had supreme confidence in himself to prepare the drama for production. He is now paying the pen alty. He has learned that the name of a famous author will not carry de- fective play to success.
 MT. Daly's cast, while capable, could do nothing to pierce the gloom in the Thirty-fourth street playhouse. Miss Chrystal Herne in the leading woman's role made very charming appearance.
 Sarah Bernhardt, writing in an arti- cle published in El Nuevo Mundo of Buenos Ayres, says, My marked char aeteristic always has been great and sometimes unreasonable enthusiasm" That same enthusiasm nearly kept
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-18
Jacques
VAUDEVILLE.

Popular interest has been aroused to no insignificant pitch by the sensa- tiOnal features of the act which Ros- sis musical horse ''Emir' is perform ing as the headline attraction of the bill at the Jacques this week. Trained animals as a class are not very enter taIning because there is so much sameness to everything they do. "Emir" Is the shining exception as his demonstrations of intelligence are far from the wearisome routine and his display of intelligence little short of marvellous. It is not easy for human beings unless specially educated to play musical selections which are worth hardening to. Much more difii- cult is it for an animal which has tc rely solely upon its instinctive powers to accomplish anything worth while in the musical line. Yet "Emir" plays the bells. a fiugel horn. an ingeniOusly contrived organ and winds up with grand operatic selection that fairly takes the house by storm. The sup porting features of the bill are headed by Ned Nye ard the D'Arville Sisters AIlu n uftFt lttIbu-ule tultf ahit ut has not been seen here this season. Mir Nye Is an old musical comedy star and played the late Dan Daly's role fin 'The Belle of New York" at the Shaftesbury theater with conspicuous success for the long run the piece en- joyesi. His methods are novel and at- tractive and. bis singing Is genuinely funny. The D'Arville Sisters are ex- ceptionally pretty girls and uncommon Iy clever dancers. Their part of the act Is as great a hit as Mir Yves ec- centric humor and that Is saying much for 1t. John and Bertha Gleason and Fred Houlihan are reaping old laureis anew with their ever welcome dainty attraction. Dorothy Kenton. an- other local favorite. has resumed her former hold on the appreciation of the townsfolk. and Will Doekray- Antrim and Peters. and Slater and Williams please greatly. Prices are 10. 20 and sO cents; matinee 10 and % cents, h. dies 10.