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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Choice Cuts WTry " Marked Up."
L0ndou Tid.pit

A lady recently stopped at an East
End open air butchers stall and pur.
chased joint at Sd pound. She re.
turned shortly after and complained
that it was saturated with paptha
from one OF the butchers lamps.
"S'welp mel" remarked the butcher
you gels don't want much-not 'arf
You've got . wing-rib off . bullock
what was bred by King Edward hisself
for 3 pence pound, and now you ain't
satisfied You're askin' too much,
mum. II you want your Sunday joint
favored with heau de Cologne you'll
have to spring another 'apenny"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

Mr.. George F. Daniels is, of course,
we'll known to every ticket agent on
his system. He tells the following
experience: He chanced to be in the
Central Station at Albany recently
and stopped at the ticket window.
leaning through the aperture, he in.
quirsd:
"Is my face good for . ticket to
New York;
"Your face is good enough for .
ticket anywhere" was the reply.
Excuse me-" said . stranger who
stood next in line, but you wouldn't
like to have it punched when you get
aboard, would your"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
LIBRARY MADE OF WOOD,
Five Hundred Volumes Of Folio, Octave and
Duodecimo.

Five Hundred Volumes Of Folio. Octave and
Duodecimo.
Carl Schiedbach, of whom little is
known except that he was Hessian
and manager of the menagerie at Cas-
sci from It'll to 1855, left behind q
unique library. 1t is called the Holz-
bibliothek," or library of wood. and is
housed in the quaint museum of Ma
tural History of Hessen, at Cassel. 1t
consists Of SAG volumes OF folio, octave
and duodecimo, made from trees grow.
ing in Wilhelmshoehe Park and rep
resenting 120 genera and AL species.
On the back of each volume is a red
shield bearing the scientific and COM
mon name of the tree, the class and
species to which it belongs according
to Linn@us, specimens Of the moss
and lichens peculiar to it, bit of the
rind and bark, and, If it is resinous, a
drop or two Of the resin. The upper
edge shows the young wood cut cross
wise to exhibit the rings and pitb,
while the under edge, OF old wood in
the rough, is cut in the same manner,
to illustrate the change which takes
place in the texture As the tree gains
in age and size.
The top cover is OF wood in the
rough; the under cover is plsned
smooth; the front edges show the pol
ished grain, and also the fungi to
which the tree is liable in tho stages of
decay or disease. Attached to the
front edge is q cubic inch OF mature
wood, on which is noted its specific
weight in the early spring, when tho
sap is flowing; again in midsummer
and still again when thoroughly dry.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Let Gift Easy.
Chicago Tribune.

Patient-Great Scot! Doctor, that's
An awful bill for one weeks treatmentl |
Physician-My dear. fellow, if you
knew what an interesting case yours
was, and how strongly l was tempted
to let it 60 to q post.mortem, you
wouldn't grumble at bill three times
as big % this.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Startling Significance.

"Try these on your piano"
This sign was all right, and placed
over the sheet music it would have
been quite the thing. Through some
error, however, the window-dresse had
hung it over an array of large sized
ladies' hosiery.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

To dream gloriously, you must act
gloriously while awake; and TO bring
down angels TO converse with you in
your sleep, you must labor in the
cause OF virtue during the day.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Judicial indignation.

Police Justice" You are charged
with being drunk and trying to pass
yourself off as a campaign spellbinder.
What have you got to sayf"
Scholarly Prisoner" was intoxi.
Gated your honor, but I was not at
tempting to put on any airs above my
station. Ne sutor ultra crepidam." I"
Let the shoemaker stick to his last
Police Justice" What's that! I
fine you S. for swearing in this court!"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

k1OmaSo n. csDlOON, lHC IN
ventor, in mapping out the
problems of the future, gives
N " FIRST place to the necessity of
NEE fighting the bacteria which
give US our diseases. Next
* to the actual bacteria of dis
ease, the mosquitoSand flies
The mosquito with its bite injects into our
veins malaria, yellow fever, and other fatal
troubles. The hy, with spongy feet, collects
the invisible germs of diseases, spreads
them over our food and poisons US with
typhoid, cholera and other plaques of the
human race.
DR.. Pierce, the eminent physician of Buf.
falo, N: Y, says, "If each person will con-
slider his system as an army Of men which
he controls as a general and will see to its
proper provisioning and that it has plenty
Of ammunition in the shape of good red
blood. he will be able to overcome the
healthy man has Eve million red blood
corpusc1ee to every square mfiiimeter Of
blood. The best tonic for increasing the red
blood corpuscles and building up healthy
tissue is no doubt DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery. This medicine has been on
the market for over third of a century
and numbers its cures by the thousand.
Many popular patent medicines or tonics
are made up largely of alcohol and will
shrink the corpuscles of the blood and
make them weaker for resistance. What
Is needed is an Alternative extract, like Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, made
of roots and herbs, without the use Of alco-
hol. that will assist the stomach in assimi-
lating or taking from the food such ele-
ments as are required for the blood, also an
Alternative that will assist the activity of the
liver and cause it to throw off the poisons
in the blood. When we have accomplished
this we have put the system in fortified
condition SO strong that it can repel the
germs Of disease which we find every
where the street-cars, the shops, the
factories, the bedrooms, wherever many
people congregate, or where sunlight and
good air do not penetrate.
Accept no substitute for "Golden Medical
Discovery" There is nothing "just as
good" for diseases of the stomach, blood
and lungs.
Neglected constipation means headache,
heart burn, sour stomach, foul taste in the
mouth, biliousness, pi1nples, and palpita-
tion Of the heart. Constipation is promptly
cured by DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One
for mild cases. otherwise two.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

EVERY man ought to aim at emf.
nence, not by pulling others down. but
by raising himself; and enjoy the
pleasure of his own superiority, wheth-
er real or imaginary, without inter-
rupting others in the same felicity.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

In these days the boy with q pin.
scratch is given permission by his
mother to stay homo from school, but
in the days gone by a sabre cut
wouldn't serve as good reason.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

The old sexton approached the
pulpit.
"Parson," he exclaimed, in q hoarse
whisper, the church is on fre"
Gall right, John; don't get excited"
reloined the good man, as he stopped
abruptly in the middle of bis sermon.
" You pass down one aisle while l 90
down the other and we'll quietly wake
up the congregation"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

"Your governess appears to be like
one of tho family"
"Oh, yes; she is."
"Says she wouldn't leave you for
anything"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

WILME-Father, what is the rest of
the quotation? "Man proposes and'-
Mr.. Henpeck (sadly)-Woman sell
dom refuses.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Playing for the Prize.

Marriage is q lottery, young man"
els it,"
"Itis."
"Then, sir, l would like q ticket on
your daughter"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Strangers.

True Christianity aud Unselishness
met in front Of q fashionable church.
"Let US enter" said True Chris
tianity.
But" objected Unselfishness, Eve
are nPt pew renters"
In reply the other merely pointed
to the hgn, Welcome to strangers"
"That means u.s." said True Chris.
tianity gravely, "for of . certainty
you and are strangers here"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

GRAcE-Do you believe in signsf
Charles-Oh, yes. Whenever I meet
good-looking girl whose father is
rich it's q sure sign that I'm going to
fall in love.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

THE pretty flowers are those which
are the fresh ones.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Prefer red the Dark,

"See here, young mani" said her
father, always turn the lights out
in this house by 10 o'clock"
"Oh. we'll have the parlor light out
before that" replied George, coolly.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

les, Know. -'--,'ss- --7v-e---,,...-
"She must love the children"
Devotedly. She is q treasure. ]
wouldn't give her up for the world"
Your husband also thinks lots OF
her."
Ill suppose So"
eyes, he told my husband she was
peach"
And next day the poor governess
was fred.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

"CHARLIE" had business which
called him home, but George" still
remains at his post to hold aloft the
Sweeny boom.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON: FRIDAY MORNING. JAM g. 1905

penalties for working overtime, on the
ground that the matter is fully COW
cred by agreements between the rail-
way companies and their employees.
The resolution of the board follows:
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

Probably the easiest thing in the
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23
EImdele Items.

There will be a Sunday School
organized in the Raymond dis
trict next Sunday at 3 p. m. 1t
is expected that parties from
the Valley will be present, and
is hoped that all in the neigh
borhood will turn out to the
meeting.
| hear that some in Sleepy
Hollow are planting their pota-
toes this week. l seems that
people in Coles Hollow ought to
wake up.
Ephram Daggett has been re-
pairing our school house lasely,
and is at work for Dan Cole on
his porch.
l think it would be a good
thing for the Postmasters and
,R. F. D. routs !, 2, 3, and 4, to
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

which makes the place look like
a hurricane had struck there.
Our school will open again on
next Monday.
At the school director meeting
they voted to have 8 months
school, and pay $40 for first
grade, and $35 for second grade
teachers per month.
Mr.. Armstrong and family,
who once lived in Sleepy Hol-
low and then in the Valley will
not go to Oklahoma until fall,
but will work in Omaha helping
their daughter.
Most a house full last We'd
nesday night at prayer meeting.
Mr.. Fouts thinks he will have
more raspberries than he had
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

to have a place to hitch their
teams when they come in, in the
afternoon, especially on Satur-
days. No. 1, said he was some
half hour last Saturday finding
a place to hich his team and the
mail was consequently delayed.
Miss Tamisiea will teach our
spring term of school, Miss Pat
terson engaged to teach anoth-
er school just before she receiv-
ed word she could have this one.
Mrs. Donelson and family
have moved back to Magnolia,
our James will have to batch it
this Summer.
Vern Blakesly has been ma
king quite a change in the ap-
pearance of thigs of late at his
place--topped his boxelder trees
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

about taxation and confiscation?
This group Of some twenty men
controlling over 200 trusts,
semi-trusts and combinations,
where you can no longer say
one trust but the trust of the
trusts, tax you more than Uncle
Sans state and county tax
combined. Why don't you pro
test and tackle something Of
youl size? Perhaps you don't
know this, or you call this divi-
dends, interest, profits, royalty,
tribute, or any other name, but
it don't matter under what
name, you're the Clones that
pays the freight. We can not
blame you much after all the
freight you pay already to OBJ
ject to more freight, but we
see a spectacle when Jones is
taxed for the benefit of Jones;
he squirms and twists and
makes a fuss before the boards
of supervisors, and never raised
a protest when he was taxed
for Uncle's select nephews, for
the palaces on Fifth avenue, for
the summer resort of the 400"
at Newport and others to num-
erous to mention here. This
would make the lowest monkey
tribeTin central Africa turn a
half dozen somersaults over the
twentieth century intelligence
of the white man living in CEN
trail North America. You have
not the A B Cot taxation.
This ditch tax is a grim real
ity. Jones knows this. 1t takes
the cold cash to pay it. If this
tax would be on everything
Jones buys, be it a package of
needles, a threshing machine, a
pair of shoes for Johnny or a
new hat for Mary, he would
never find out he was paying a
ditch tax for his own or neigh
bors' benefit.
This land on the Missouri
bottom will be ditched sooner
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23
Settlers One-Way Second Class
Rates

To Minnesota, North Dakota,
South Dakota Gncluding Black
Hill District), Wyoming, Man
itoba, Western Ontario, Sas-
katchewan and Assiniboia,
Via the Northwestern Line,
on Tuesday, March Z, IA, q
and %, and April 4, II, IS and
Is, 1905. For tickets and full
information apply to agents
Chidago & North Western R'y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

last gear. IL he has a big cse,,
we will have some too.
John Williams is still quite
f ehle. He is, however, better
than he has been, and thinks
that in a week or two he will be
able to Le out. =: :;
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23
Union Farmers CIub.

Unlcn Farmers G'Ub.
March Is, 1865: Union
Farmers Club met at the plea
SAINT country home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. N. Frazier.
Club ca'lel to order by Pres.
G N. Frazer. Two members
absent
Minutes of last meeting read
and approved
Music by Halle and Ethel
Jo"es.
The following selections
were read:
"Ihe New Woman Mrs.
Dotv.
"Henry G. Davis First
Wages" Mrs. Myers.
The former bringing out a
good many remarks from the
men.
Club adjourned for dinner,
which we all enjoyed to the I'M
termost.
After dinner was the child
ren's programme, which consi-
sted of declarations by Mary
Deur, Glide Jones, Gladys
Jones.
General questions were then
discussed.
l. Should we not fence our
wood lots and not use them for
pasture? Referred to w. M.
Jones. Ans. Fence the wood
lots.
2. How can we arouse the
Young men and women of the
farm to seek adequate prepera-
tions for life in the country and
success on the farm? Ref. to
A. d. Bessire. Ans. First, par
ents should farm right, do their
work we'll. live right them
selves, make home as attractive
as possible. have good literature
for both boys and girls, let
them have recreation by at
tending State Fairs and other
instructive and useful places,
take at least a short course at
Agriculture College, learn them
to buy and sell, and above all
things keep busy. The object
being to get them interested in
farm life and work the grandest
and most independent occupa-
ton on earth.
3. Does it pay the average
young farmer to take an agri-
cultural college education?
Ans. Take short course and
and more if financially able.
Committee on questions for
next meeting, Mrs. p. R. Jones,
Mr.. Doty, Frank McGavren.
QUESTIONS FOR NEXT MEETING.
1. Do farmers in general
give their stock enough salt?
Ref. to G. N. Frazier.
2. Is it possible by carefll
selection and breeding, seed
corn and farming to avoid all
barren stalks from the field, or
those fooling around doing
nothing? Ref. to F. w. Myers.
3. How can the farmers
wives arrange their work to
: have more rest and recreation.
Referred to Mrs. w. w. Jones.
Visitors: Mr.. and Mrs. J. |.
Cox and daughter. Mr.. and Mrs.
j. l. Frazier ard children, Oris
Cole, Eranest Gooden, Grandma
Jones.
Club adjourned to meet with
Mr. and Mrs. A. D. Ressire the
third Saturday in April.
G. N. Frazier, Pres.
Mrs. S. K. McGavren, Secy.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23
Seed Corn for Sale.

l have a big lot of sam
pies of fine seed corn
for sale. Any person wishing
to buy seed corn will do we'll to
call at my office and examine
the samples.
m25 e. F. James.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23
r. A. M.

r. A. M.
Special convocation of Tri
une Chapter No. 81 Thursday
evening March 23rd. Work il
the P. M. degree.
Levi Haskins, H. P.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

You will need to prepare
your system for the coming hot
weather, get your organs to
work like clock work. Holl-
ister's Rocky Mountain Tea
taken this month will do the
business. 35 cents. Tea or Tab
lets. Elliot and Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

See DR.. Chapek at Drs. Chap
man & Meehan's office. If your
eyes are bad see him.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

or later, be it by the present
land owners or by some land
company Incorporated in New
Jersey and financed by the Ma
tional City Bank of New York
with the good Uncle's money or
by a direct donation by the
state or nation. And remember,
they will bring you, Jones, to
time, also your county board
that is consciously or uncon-
sciously helping bring this
about. Their legal department
is paid by the year and the land
is full of courts and judges.
The people who are not with
them can be hired by them, for
they know how to ditch, and
you will be one Of the Jones
that will help topay the freight.
Mental Fogsplitter.
On Friday afternoon the vari-
Gus rooms in the Third Ward
will give special programs.
Work will be on exhibition that
the pupils have done this year.
Parents and all interested are
cordially invited. Come out
and see what the pupils have
been doing.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

Mo. Valley Hog Market.
Prime butchers, $4.70-4.75.
Good mixed, $4.60-4.70.
Pigs and lights, $4.5O-4.60.
j. D. Alexander.
See Tom Gilmore in his new
location. He has bargains for
everybody.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-03-23

You know we are giving thom
with all goods purchased in our
Dry Goods and Hardware De
partments-A Stamp with every
ten cent purchase. They're just
an additional inducemcnt for you
TODD your trading here.
If you haven't a Stamp Book
ask for one and We'll be glad to
supply you.
We make one exception in
giving Stamps. We don't give
them on any goods on Special
Sale.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-22
THERE IS MONEY
IN IRRIGATION FUND
Washington Has to its Credit More
Than Enough to Construct the
Tietan Irrigation Project.

A dispatch from Washington City
under date of November 18th says:
The important fact has been over
looked by many persons that the Sec
rotary of the interior has no power to
allot more than 40 per cent OF the ir-
rigation fund collected in any state
for the construction of irrigation en-
terprises in any other state. This
fact Is of the greatest significance to
the state of Washington at this time
when false reports are being circulat-
ed that the secretary has decided to
approve no more reclamation projects
until the general fund increases.
This point was brought out clearly
In the telegram sent recently to Con-
gresham Jones by Secretary Hitch
cock. The state of Washington has In
its restricted fund to it's credit more
than $1,50O,O00, which cannot be
used for irrigation works outside OF
that state.
This is 81 per cent of the total
moneys contributed to the reclama-
ton fund through public land trans
actions in the state. The text of the
secretary's telegram to Mr.. Jones
was:
1.-THE statement published in the
Spokane and Portland newspapers to
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-22
SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATION.

In the Superior court of the State OF
Washington, In and for Yakima
County.
Sadie T. Dix. Plaintiff, vs.. Charles
A. Dix. Defendant.
State Of Washington to Charles A.
Dix, Defendant:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within sixty (60) days after
the date of the first publication of
this summons, to-wit: within sixty
(60) days after the LIST day of No
vember, 1905, and defend the above
entitled action in the above entitled
court, answer the complaint of plain
tiff, and serve copy of your answer
upon the undersigned attorneys for
plaintiff at their Office below stated;
and in case of your failure so to do,
judgment will be taken against you
according to the demand of the COM
plant, which has been filed with the
clerk of said court.
Said action Is brought to obtain a
decree Of divorce, dissolving the
bonds of matrimony now existing be-
tween Sadie T. Dix, the plaintiff, and
Charles A. Dix. the defendant, on
the ground that the piaintiff fails.
neglects and refuses to support and
make suitable provision for the plain
till as his wife, or to provide her
with the common necessities of life.
and for more than the three years
last past has so failed, neglected and
refused to support plaintiff and make
suitable provision for her ss his wife,
although amply able to do so, and for
the care, custody and control of Hen
ry Milton Dix. the minor child of said
plaintiff and defendant.
GULL & DAVIS,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
p. o. Address, North Yakima, Yak
ina Co., Washington. Ant
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-22

and the settlement thereof, ana the
hearing Of said petition for ais&ribu-
ton. and for the dischafxe ok
administrator with will annexs1. bes
and the same hereby. II. set Tor the
18th day Of December, A. D., 1906,
at 10 o'clock in the forenoon. at the
courtroom of this court, at the court
house OF Yakima county, In the city
OF North Yakima, Yakima county,
state OF Washington, and all persons
desiring to object to said account or
to the settlement thereof, or to the
distribution Of said estate as prayed
for in said petition, are required to
be and appear at said time and place
for the purpose It Is further ordered
that copy OF this order be pub
lished once week for four coneocu.
tive weeks before the 18th day OF
Done in open court this TIN day
OF November, A. d. 1905.
H. B. RIGG, Judge.
Date of first publication November
8, A. d. 1905. 45-lt