New-York tribune., 1905-01-14
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE jamestown CN. d. Alert" deserves its
name This paragraph' it says in a recent issue.
refers to a certain young man in this town (ne
knows him) who has reputation 1haI
is not the best reputation which young man
could have is not libel. it is only facts, when
we state that ha has been seen with as many as
three different young ladies in one week. making
love first to one and then another, as II love was
a light thing TO be laughed at. The best citizens
of the community do not like such proceedings.
and we hope this article will be noticed and heeoed
by the young man before he loses the lIleiiu'' Va
all good people
A STUDY IN EMOTIONAL COSTUMES
We met at tea times witching hour.
When buttered crumpets breathed OF peace
Upon her breast purple flower
.Se Se ga garS '0iG nased denotes clingins mood:
Propose to her, my boy she's dying 10 be wooed!
But when I gazed at her and sighed
She never looked the least put out
But anxiously observed that Ia
Been growing positively stout. IT.,
Perhaps her costume erred, perhaps my prentice
eye.
I met her in the ballroom's glare:
t She wore an 0range SrTp SFepe a6 6S fhn fhere
And Tuched with bows Of apple green.
The whole effect was just triie warm; -
Now is your time l said. Ito take the slrl oy
storm!'
I sought a wel-secluded seat.
And heard her whisper in my ear.
Take me 70 supper there's a dear"
] mentioned Love; she SAID (and an: II uulp: -
D0ni airt' F. d eO0'S' ! 1t ''''' - '
called Cher sire was out of town.
And found her reading Henry James
Trimmed round the edge with what's his ho1d names
Revealed, I thought the yearning passion OF the
soul
But when bent above her chair
She seemed to feel answering thrill;
I heaved a groan OF mute despair:
1sr se caioGt a9Sne3 mood edG y Inspiration dmped
l said "Goodby" Qike that and hastily decamped-
And then one day met her in
The railway train; were alone;
She wore coat s OF Disable sable skin skin
pined 10 speak the word, but her attire
Seemed to betray mood illtined to my desire.
But when urged urge som some trivial tEi3io Jest est.
That Something took me in the chest,
And. to my intense surprise,
I seized ner hand. and with chaste oaress ~
Cried Lovely one. be mine!"-and she SAD: Al
One of the most important processes now used
for waterproofng dress materials is the lines of
the old aIunina process. In this case the factor
used Is resn dissolved in large bulk of petroleum
spirit The fabrics 10 be proofed passed through
bath of this solution and dried TO drive off the
solvent. Following this the goods are treated by
pressing with hot polished metal rollers. This last
process melts the small quantity Of resin which is
deposited the cloth and leaves each single fibre
with an exceedingly thin film OF resin on it.
(Which do you. think counts for the most in life.
people who manage to get on with so little OF
either that I beginning TO lose my respect for
both."-(Washington Star
Bishop Ellison ~apers, OF South Carolina, ad-
dressing q recent gathering of Confederate vet
erans spoke of the excuses husbands give for not
getting home TO dinner. pretending to be detained
at their offices by business, when really spending
the evening at the club. These men" he said "are
fewer than the comic writer's of the press would
have MS believe but nevertheless. here and there
they do exist 1 wish they could all be caught
nicely as one of them, resident OF Columbia was
caught the other Gay. He said 10 his wife. as he
was leaving home in the morning: on by the way
my dear if find cannot get away from the works
IN time for dinner tonight, I'll send YOU note by
a messenger The wife. in tart tone. replied:
You needn't bother have already found the note
in your coat pocket
Why are you so sad Alice her mother asked
Dear me! Have you heard anything about him.
No. But last night, when | said wished that
was man he merely asked @ me ne, why instead So Of
ecord-Herald.
William J. TyndaIl Congressman from the 14th
Missouri District, Is reported to have taken hts
first ride in ee tator after reaching Washington
to look the city, where he is to work for the
next few years.
A maid neither rich romantic.
Wed a neither proud pedantic
And so retired is their life
And empty of strife.
That the neghbors are thoroughly frantic
--(Puck.
OF European nations the Norwegian and Swedish
are the longest lived and the Spaniards the short
est. According TO foreign statistical return re-
Gently issued the average duration OF life is as
follows: Sweden and Norway. fifty years; England
forty-fve years and three months; Belgium forty
four years and eleven months: Switzerland fortv-
four years and four months: France forty-three
years and six months; Austria. thirty-uine years
and eight months; Prussia and Italy. thirty-nIne
years; Bavaria thirty-six years and Spain thirty
two years and four months.
Il wish they'd invent a new expression occasion
allv" said Top. he perused the account Of re-
cent wedding. Its always the blushing bride
well" replied Mrs. Top. when YOU consider
what sort of husbands most girls have to marry
you can't wonder at their bushns. - London Tit
Rits.