The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-17
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AAR. CoRRIGAN who was .sfrisked' by Rockefeller in
lVl 1898, forward to tell how John went thru
his clothes for the change taking his acknife and
bunch of keys Corrgan complains that Miss Tarbel did
not make it half strong enough Rockefeers lawyer has
entered kind of denial for his CLIENT but the fact
mains that John holds the stock and Cogan has the
experience
Honey is highly recommended by dermatologiss
metic. Some girls smeared in honey, couldn't be
sweeter.
The other day kid aged z, who had been brought up
to be afraid of anything took out to Calhoun to
enjoy his first SWIM He remarked that since he had been
born he had been swimming and anxious to try
the water and find If it all right There seemed to be
good evidence that he had tried it in other state Of
existence however, for when he the water the sudden
with which he hucked himself of his clothes reminded
of hungry tramp who had travelled twenty miles the
hot sun slipping a stein of frosty beer. r...-- =.
Tunk!
Before ready superntend the operation, he had
dropped into lake like -four falling of
grocery wagon. The water all around up above and
down under him. but he didn't to mind it bit, and
when it time to quit had to pry him out Of the water
with a fence rail- ~ =...-.,
What want to ask u.s. how without any experience, did
he know what lakes for and how to utilize them
properly. ...-, -. 49,. .@..'..
Wanted-A new idea. After writing this column for
eighteen years and several odd months at exactly is pm
1oeas gave out ana the column
went dry. silver dollar, if you find about, will
freely be given for freak idea hitherto exploited
this corner No walnuts received - - ...~@
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North Dakota editors sampling and commenting on
variety of Bulgarian breakfast food called yaghurt"
After the milk goes wrong you do something else and
the result is yaghurt. .*."+I .. .'-
Maine handed earthquake shock Saturday
that reminded old inhabitants Of the time when the demo-
Gratis and eenbaokes carried the 1880 elected
Dr. Garcelon governor That election the hardest shock
Maine experienced Most of the old republicans who
had been voting the ticket 1862 that the
had been fought in vain and that the south again Gin
the sadde Scion Chase, with them steers had marched
thru Maine from end to end and had fired the popular
Many tears shed Names fall from grace. But
she did it again. and the people cannot be led
believe that she will They consider Names political
status and the procession Of the equnoxes the
sured position of stability >.~~ -. 49,
Springfield, Mass bulldog last week paid for all the
bones he out for year by his splendid work in
holding burglar The craftsman entered the Of
H. F. Fletcher Co. early the morning Mrs George A..
Deand, who lived upstairs the burglar climb thru
window and called the police When the police arrived
the bull pup in the hallway holding by the
seat of the trousers with vseke grip The dog released
his hold when the paromen grabbed the burglar The dog
smiled in knowing and fisked his tail tho he should
say lm a small, hot dog' When the proprietor Of the
store arrived, he to it that the dog breakfased
rch pink that cost &c. the sound of the gnawng
OF which could be heard for block and half and the
flavor of which caused the pup to purr. "A. J. R.