The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-22
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MIGHTY piano ticker is coming. Do you feel touch
"A Of hysterics9 MOI Then you're not it.
Did your wife ever go to Of those afternoon card
fights and biscuit worries and home angrier than
hive of bees and tell you all the dreadful truth about
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Repartee is "back talk" in dress suit. h".:
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BY the time the wind gets into the north again the
DRY Of this chinook will fade away like last years dogfght
Time has brought out the fact that Mrs Chadwick
owned $4,000 dog collar for her pup It had pearls set
it and the little dog looked oh, cute and fetching in It,
Somebody has asked what Chadwick did with all that
money The lavshness displayed in the personal adonment
Of pet bone would to the question
The Harvard cass of 1929 has become extinct by the
death Of E. L. Cunningham Of Newport This the
class that Oliver Wendell Holmes rendered famous by
his numerous anniversary For the by
Holmes the event Of the reunion And where the
boys now Having reunion perhaps with Holmes hand
with the inevitable poem the breast pocket Of his dress
suit. . .. IT,. u...5
G. a Laughlin, 'the anglers FRIEND of chfeld Mimi,
tells story OF neighborhood disagreement which occurred
during his youth in Wisconsin The story thus
1.-TWO Germans had farms adjoining Mr.. Billmyer
the north and Mr. Cooper just tho road.
working In the field morning and heard them quarren
When reached the field Of battle Mr. Cooper lying
fiat his back, while Mr. Bmyer sitting astride Of
him and doing his level best with his fists to punch Cooper
in the face Just at this uneture Mrs. Cooper, large,
healthy woman appeared the scene nearly out Of breath
Shaking her fists at her husband, she said: 49,"
Lay still, Cooper lay STILL Ouf he kills yoy1 will
make him bay der damages - - .*:s.: ;
"Bilmyer at got up and started home" -:
The Adrian Guardian knew Will Hubbard Herman
WELL He states that Keenan, while the Okoona (iss)
States originated the broken line form editorial which
attacks the Yankees feature of his philippines
and the then peculiar typographical arrangement Of his
articles made them striking Here sample the
memory Of the Adrian Guardian man: :: -*'. -
From .~..-
The very day
The Pilgrim Felons landed our coast.
And A. P. Miller, the poeeditor founder Of
the Worthington Advance and at the editorial
staff Of the Toledo Blade friend and a1irer of Ker
nan and the files of the Advance contain many
references to that erratio genius -
Anthony Billhardt Of Germantown Pa, went to school
with lmburger smeared his little blouse The children
edged away from Anthony and the teacher detecting the
rlotous noise of the edible sent him home Mrs Bihardt
appeared at the school shortly after and assaulted the
teacher for humiatng the lad She declared that little
thing like lmburger for making the bow
mark among his companions The cheese its conseuue
have become issue in the school board IF
the cheese brought before the and it's
III office fairly detected it ought settle the matter
pretty quick. =. .:>* "A 7 r