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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

on until the time OF closing the
contest. Anyone may enter .
candidate by making a propes
payment and giving the contest.
ants name and township.
No votes will be given on ordcn
for stemped envelopes or postal
cards except for the cost Of In
printing done at this Office.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

According to the Carthage Press
William j. Bryan Is evidently
seeking to capture the votes Of
the states which have female suf-
fragc. lie says, "if the hoop
skirt returns let us make the best
OF it.. There Is usually something
good In u hoop-kirt."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

It's pretty hard to get lumba
now, but we bought early anl
have good stocks, but we had 10
hunt from the Lakes to the CUR
and even out on the Coast. We
can supply you with most any.
thing you want In that line.
LACROSSE LUMBER Co.
We make good mill work.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

Every man owe 1t to himself
and his family to master a trade
or profession. Read the display
advertisement of the sin Morse
Schools OF Telcgraphy, In this is
sue and learn how easily a young
man or lady may learn biography
and be assured a position.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

The Montgomery Schools will
begin Tuesday, Aug. 10Th 1905.
The buildings have been thorough
ly repaired full corps OF high
grade teachers secured and every
thing is ready for u most ucces
full years work. II
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04
FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 1905.

Mrs. j. l.. Rhodes, OF Scdalia,
Mo-, vile Of the state game warden
Is the first womsn in the state to
make application for a hunters
license.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04
Human Nature and Evening Dress


trnm ii. Washington Poet.
The notion was prevalent not
many years ago that the sufcst
way for a politician to reach the
clodhopper's heart "a I ccchcw
city clothes and appearin the rude
habilimeats OF the field. This idea
il still entertained In some quart
cfs, much to our surprise, In spite
OF the general advance OF know
ledge. Even the New York sun
clings to the old error. II dcvotcs
attention TO the refusal OF Mayor
Woodward, OF Atlanta, to wear a
''drcss suit at a reception given
by the Governor OF Georgia. aud 1t
INDUCES the suspicion that he In
tends to RON for governor himself.
Ifhc should advertise the fac, that
he despiscs the dress suit" the
sun believes he "would be hailed
and hymned by hawbuck crack
crdom from Appling to Worth"
One of the sons Of toll who came
In his farmers raimcnt to WASH
ington was the Hon. Champ Clark.
ofMissouri His loyalty to old MIS-
souri, was conspicuous in his at
tire. long after he had climbed the
the sleeps OF fame. He mingled
with the proud aud the great. and
was proud and great him-elf-but
not In his raiment. Like Bailey
he hated aud feared evening
evening clothes. Finally, how
ever. like Joe Bailey. he discov-
cred that modcsty and self efice-
mcnt required him to dress like
other men. lie first endured.
then piticd, then embraced the
evening clothes habit.
The time came when Champ
Clark was called upon to address
a gathering OF constituents near
his farm in Pike county. 1t was
an evening gathering 10 a school
house, aud his address was In the
nature OF a lecture. lie consulted
long and anxiously with his life
partner as to his apparel. Should
he wear his everyday" clothes.
or his dress "suit9" Like q sensi-
BILE man, he pondercd long, and
weighed both sides. To veal old
clothes would prove that he was
not "stuck up but II might imply
~disrespect. Evening clothes had
never been seen In Pike county
To wear them would indicate that
he regarded his audience as worth
the trouble OF changing his clothe s
but 1t might also be regarded al
an offensive assumption OF super.
iority. 1t was a dilemma with
sharp ahd inexorable horns.
Champ Clark rebutted 1t like a
statesman.
Nothing Is too good for the
people Of Pike county" he cx'
claimed. "Help me put on my
dress suit"
When the assembly beheld their
congressman In the regalia affected
In the mysterious East, they
gasped with surprise and delight
Then every hand clappcd, an'
every foot stamped, and the On
and All! OF feminine admiration
filled the room. Every person
present swelled his chest. 1t wa
an individual compliment. Pix,
county was as good as Washing
ton. From that night to this da,
Champ Clark has been the idol an
beau idol of Pike county. II
knew human nature, and he wen
for it then and there.
II Mayor Woodward, of Atlant
wants to be governor OF Georgia
he would be wise to study huma
nature.
Old papers for sale at this oiiic
80 a.r a
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

When you plaster that new house
or patch the old one, you want q
good hard plaster, one that will
stay on and help keep out the cold,
don't your Well, don't experiment
Just get "Acme''; it's what you
need, II fills the bill. For sale only
by La Crosse Lumber Co.
We make good mill work.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

La Crosse Lumber Cos Ready
Mixed Paints; guaranteed strictly
pure. Over 100000 gallons sold to
date, sales increasing, which Is
self-cvident fact that our paint Is
all VIC claim.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

Stylishly engraved visiting cards
Of latest script and type texts, S.
nounccmcnt cards, wedding IT,
vitations and society prograM
done at this Office at reasonable
prices.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

INFANT DEAD. We learn with
sorrow Of the death Of the
infant daughter OF Mr. James Fris-
bic, Of this place, which sad event
occurred at the home OF Mr.. aud
Mrs. W. d. Frisbie, In wellsville.
Tuesday. The child was but one
month and fourteen days old. the
mother having died one month ago
In this city-Moberly Democrat.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

All we ask is that when In need
OF anything In the building lice
you call and sec US and inspectos our
stock and get our prices.
La CROSSE LUMBER Co.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

The cost Of . paint should be
judged by lie quality and covering
capacity. Try Lacrosse Lumber
Co.'S Paint; by that standard you'll
be satisfied. It's pure. We make
good mill work.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

Old papers for sale at this once
i5c per hundred.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

II you want the best candy what
10, get Gunthers at j. X. Darley'a
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

Old papers for sale at this oiiice
i5c per hundred.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

Mr.. Q. C. Collect, Supt. Schools,
Montgomery City, Mo.
DEAR SIN please excuse Willie for non-at-
tendance at school the past few days on account
of severe headache,
And oblige
N. +. elect.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-04

Or better still call on DR.. Miller, Montgomery
City's Optician, and have your childrens eyes
attended to at once, and keep them in school
and relieve their sufferings.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
FISH TELEPHONE,
Device for Hearing Noises Made by
Deep-Sea Creatures.

Device for Hearing Noises Made by
Deep-Sea Creatures.
A Norwegian electrician has invent
ed a telephone by which the noise
made by fish in the depths of the sea
a be heard. The instrument consists
of a microphone in a Theoretically
sealed steel box. 1t is connected with
a telephone o n shipboard by electric
wires, each sound in the water being
intensified by the microphone. The in
ventor asserts that with it's aid the
presence of fish, and approximately
their number and kind, ban be recog-
nized. When behring's or smaller fish
are encountered in large numbers
they make a whistling noise, and the
sound made by Goldfish is more like
bowling. If they come near the sub
marine telephone, their motion can be
distinguished. The flow of water
through the gills produces a noise
similar to the labored breathing of a
q%uadrupend and the motion of the
fins produces a dull, rolling sound.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Jidbits ofMsvs
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JcQndinavians
ROYAL PROPERTY in NORWAY.

Castle and Royal Seat at Bygdoe Be-
long to State.
Although the Bernadotte family has
occupied the throne of Norway for
nearly ninety years, its possessions in
Norway are singularly small. Morgen.
bladet of Christiania, in replying to
i%nsinuations from Swedish sources that
Norway would deprive King Oscar OF
his property in Norway, gives an in
ventory Of his holdings. The castle in
C~hristiania, the villa known as Oscar
shall and the royal estate on Bygdoe
belong to the state, so King Oscar
loses nothing in that direction except
the pleasure of Occupying them on rare
occasions. He does own, however, ad-
jacent to the Bygdoe estate, six villas,
some old buildings such as the stave
church from Col, together with Hen
sengen and, Stromsborg works. Fur
thermore there are some works of art
at the castle and Oscarshal and some
personal belongings. Criticism is
made because the castle has been de-
prived of several gifts presented to
the king with the expectation that
they would remain in Norway and also
of the portrait of Kaiser Wilhelm in
the uniform of a Norwegian admiral,
which vas taken to Stockholm last
year after having been hung fourteen
years at the castle. ~
Since the separation King Oscar ex
pressed a desire to possess the royal
standards which were flown from
Christiania castle, Oscarshal and Villa
Victoria on Bygdoe, which request was
promptly complied with. The flag at
Oscarshal bears the name of his IA
Their, Oscar l., and is hence deeply
cherished.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
NOT ALLOWED TO Play.
Musical Prodigies From Denmark Bar
red From Vaudeville.

Musical Prodigies From Denmark Bar.
red From Vaudeville.
Two bright-eyed little boys from
Copenhagen, Denmark, who are must
cal wonders and who have played be-
fore many Of the crowned heads OF
Europe, have been refused permission
by the New York Children's society
to appear in vaudeville.
The boys were Oresta and Scandeo
Tognarelly, ten and eleven years old,
who are looked upon in Denmark as
wonders.
liking Oscar gave us an audience"
said ten-year-old Oresta, "and we
played to the sweet old king the best
we knew how. In Kiel we played to
Emperor William of Germany. In
England we were commanded to play
before King Edward, and afterward
went through the bigger cities. Only
in America are we told that we are
not free to play in public and earn a
living.
"But we are getting on to American
ways. We are going to our rooms at
129 Waverly place and practice on
'Tammany.' After we have played
that to Mayor Mcclellan, perhaps we
can get a license"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
NE TOO
The !"TaiI Enders" That Follow Gen
uine Articles.

The "TaiI Enders" That Follow Gen
uine Articles.
1t IS sometimes interesting to watch
the curves imitators make to get the
public to buy limitations of genuine
goods.
Every now and then some one will
think there is a splendid opening to
fix up something like Postum Coffee
and advertise the same way and take
some of the business.
An imltator is naturally ignorant O,
food values and how to skillfully
make a cereal coffee, on scientific
lines.
Such men first think Of preparing
something that looks and tastes like
the original, with no knowledge OF
how the grains should. be treated to
prepare them so that the starchy part
is transformed properly and the val.
liable n%ourishing elements made di,
gestible.
Such limitations may be foisted on
the public for a short time, but the
people are critical and soon detect the
attempt, then the imitators 20 out OF
business.
Something like 400 of these IittlA
factories have been started in various
parts of this country in the past q
years, and practically all of them have
gone the "long Journey" Just lately
a new one has come to life n eyi.
IDENTIFY hopes to insert itself in public
favor by copying the style of the Post.
I'm advertising in the papers.
This is a free country and ever,
man who makes an honest product
and honestly labels it has reason for
some recognition, but the public has
the right to know the facts,
Postum Is the enc original and gen
uine Cereal Coffee, made skillfully
and for a definite purpose. It has
stood through all the wars of the i'm.
itators, has won the approval of the
Physicians and the people.
People who really seek to frea
themselves from the coffee habit and
at the same time to rebuild the soft
grey matter in the nerve centers. and
thus reconstruct the nervous system.
broken down by coffee, can rely Oh
Postum.
There's = reason.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
CHAPTER ".

..H ... nc In .
During the night the wind gathered
force and the Queen pitched and-rolled
with the waves beating against her
bows. The result to me was inevitable.
| was as seasick as mortal man had
ever been. My illness ~effectually drove
from Maubikeck's mind and my own
all thoughts of the condolences he had
proposed to unfold to me on that day.
In fact, about the only thing that could
have been said that would have been
pleasing to me was the promise that
| would speedily die and end it all.
But this the ships physician refused to
give.
So two days and part of the third
passed, and l was still unable to leave
my berth.
In the evening Of the third day Of
my illness the lion-tamer sat zeal me,
looking over some papers l had
brought from New York. Now and
then he would glance at me to see if
l was in need of his attention. The
worst of my illness was over, but 1
was very weak.
"Maubikeck," I said, almost smiling
at the weakness of my own voice,
why do you sit in this close state
room? You, have been wonderfully
good and kind to me l can never for
get it. But l am over the worst of it,
and you need not trouble with me n
more. Go on deck n get a Whit of
fresh air."
Maubikeck smiled.
"The air to be had on deck" he said.
lis not so invigorating as you think.
There is a dense fog. We are creeping
along, barely keeping Roadway. Moth
ing a be seen. 1t is a damp, chilly
evening, the sea is running high, and
altogether it is uninviting on deck. l
will sit here awhile and then 20 to
bed"
He resumed his reading, and / lay
still, listening and thinking.
Suddenly there was a shock and
crash, a cry of horror, a shout Of an
ger, and the ship seemed to be driven
by some tremendous force, and shiv-
cred and trembled like a frightened
animal.
Maubikeck leaped to his feet.
There has been a collision" he
said. Stay where you are, Wilberton.
| will come back"
He rushed from the stateroom, and
fell to wondering what the result of
this new horror would be. I was so
weak that l did not fully realize my
W position. 1t is true, | felt and
knew the danger. But my senses were
SO benumbed by my illness and this
new shock that at first l was almost
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
INDIAN WALKS LIKE A SAILOR.
Step Is Nearly FIat-Footed and Poise
Is Secure. Z

Is Secure.
A woodsman walks with a rolling
motion, his hips swaying an inch or
more to the stepping side, and his
pace is correspondingly long. This
hip action may be noticed to an ex-
aggerated degree in the stride Of a
professional pedestrian, but the latter
walks with a heel-and-toe step, where
as an Indians or a sailors step is
more nearly fat-footed. In the latter
case the center of gravity is covered
by the whole foot. The poise is Sc
cure as that of a rope-walker. The
toes are pointed straight forward. or
even a trifle inward, SO that the in
side of the heel, the outside of the
ball of the foot and the smaller toes
all do their share of work and assist
in balancing. Walking in the woods
in this manner, N is not so likely
either to trip over projecting roots,
stones and other traps as he would be
if the feet formed hooks by pointing
outward. The advantage is obvious
in snowshoeing. If the Indian were
turned to stone in the act of stepping
the statue would probably stand bal
anced on one foot. His gait gives the
limb great control over his move
ments. He is always poised. If a
stick cracks under him it is because
of his weight, and not by reason of
the impact. He goes silently on and
with great economy Of force. His
steady balance enables him to put
his moving foot down as gently as
you would lay an egg on the table,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Pastor Opposed Recognition.

Rev. Josef Rosenius, in a sermon at
Oscars church, Stockholm, touched on
the dissolution of the union. He did
not want Sweden to recognize Nor
ways action at nee On the other
hand, no compulsion should be used.
as an offensive warfare was a relic
of barbarism. Sweden had a right.
however, to defend itself from attack,
and hence it was not only. desirable,
but even necessary that Sweden
should prepare itself for eventualities
of whatever character.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Thousands Of Women
ARE MADE WELL AND STRONG
Success OF Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Rests Upon the Fact that Il
Really Does Make Sick Women Well

Thousands upon thousands of Ameri-
can women have been restored to
health by Lydia e. Pinkham's Veseta-
BILE Compound. Their letters are on file
In Mrs. Pinkham's Office, and prove this
statement to be a fact and not a mere
boast.
Overshadowing indeed is the success
of this great medicine. and compared
with it all other medicines and treat
mentf O women are experiments.
Why has Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound accomplished it's wide
spread results for good?
Why has, it lived and thrived and
done its glorious work for a quarter Of
a century?
Simply and surely because Of its ster.
ling worth. The reason no other med
tcine has even approached its success
is plainly and positively because there
is no other medicine in the world SO
good for women's ills.
The wonderful power of Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound over
the diseases of womankind is not be-
cause it is a stimulant-not because it is
a palliative. but simply because it is
the most wonderful tonic and recon
structor eve discovered to act directly
upon the uterine system, positively
CURING disease and displacements and
restoring health and vigor.
Marvellous cures ire reported from
al. parts of the country by women who
have been cured, trained nurses who
have witnessed cures, and physicians
who have recognized the virtue in
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound, and are fair enough to give
credit where it is due. If physicians
dared to be frank and open, hundreds
of them would acknowledge that they
constantly prescribe Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound in severe
cases of female ills, as they know by
experience that it will effect a cure.
Women who are troubled with painful
or irregular m~enstruation, backache,
bloating Tor %iatulence), ~leucorrhoea,
falling, Inflammation or liberation Of
the uterus. ovarian troubles, that
.bearing-down" feeling, dizziness,
faintness. indigestion, ervou pros
tration, or the blues, should take i'm.
mediate action to ward off the serious
consequences and be restored to health
and strength by taking Lydia e. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound. Anyway,
write to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass,
tor advice. It's free and alwayshelpful.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Huge Eel Captured.

Uddevalla, Sweden, has recently Sc
cured the largest sea eel ever seen on
the west coast of Sweden. It was
,aken by Ole Johansson of Gunnarby
in Gullmars ford, near Cederslund.
The giant eel was over six feet long,
e. two feet in circumference, and
weighed about seventy pounds. 1t is
believed that this eel is the object
which has given rise to the numerous
~sea-serpent stories in Gullmars ford
and on Borne.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
is the only
HIGH GRADE
offered to the consumer
moderate Price
1t should not be confused with
the cheap, low grade powders
on the one hand, nor the high
priced trust powders on the
other.
Sad Reading for England.

Watchers from afar sorrow that the
Mother of Parliaments should have
sunk to the level of pothouse brawls.
The house of commons has for years
past been steadily losing its hold up
on the national esteem. Such scenes
as that reported by Reuter- will rap
idly hasten it's decline from it's once
lofty estate. We wonder whether the
f~ar-reaching effect of such pitiful ebul.
litions is fully realized in England
India (Bombay) Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Just Resentment.

"You say your beard began to grow
when you were sixteen" remarked the
visitor at the dime museum. "May I
ask how long it has taken you to bring
it to it's present magnificent proper.
tions?"
Sir" said the Bearded Lady, just
ly incensed, you are the first man
that has ever dared to ask my age
Chicago Tribune.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Two Definitions.

Willie-Pa, what is the difference
between peculation and speculation?
Pa-Peculation is when a man takes
other peoples money, invests it and
loses; speculation is when he does the
same thing and wins.-Dallas News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
BIaine's Friend Was Still.

Blaine had a personal friend in the
house at Portland. Cleveland
had been elected and inaugurated, and
federal oficeholders were hanging to
their jobs by their eyelids. Blaine
called at the custom house one day
and seemed surprised to meet his old
friend, saying, what, Bill; you here
still?" eyes," whispered Bill, ID
still."-Boston Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Supplying the Demand.

First Compensated, old boy, you
look happy. What have you been do
ing-writing a wedding march?
Second Composer-No, there are
wedding marches enough already. I've
got a brand-new idea.
whats that?"
I'm composing a divorce march,
Translated for Tales From Meggen,
dorfer Batter.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Thew Get IL All.

Selfish people usually get the worst
of it in the end" observed Goodman.
"Yes, that's So" unused Shrewd.
"and l notice they usually get every
thing else up to that point, too."-De.
troit Free Press.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10
Off His Mind

Off His Mind.
well, I'm feeling fine to-day; not
a thing on my mind"
81 noticed you had your hair CUT
Fort Worth Record.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-10

Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
For sale by all dealers. Price, so
cents per box.