The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-18
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took of him.
Kansas City having lost two games to Milwaukee, the
press of that city referring to the beereatng nine as
"the Bigelows'' ''
Eva Booth, commander Of the Salvation Army, "co-
lapsed' in Chicago Most people, not natives Of the city
feel like collapsing after few days in Chicago.
Half the trouble with the America of today is that
genius longer has time to sit around and white stick
If man takes little time nowadays somebody has him
skinned before he get back to work.
barber shop spent nearly whole afternoon discuss
ing the problem to where the wind is when it doesn't
blow Perhaps being used by after dinner speakers
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Mrs Leslie Carter that she cannot act because
she has This doubtless and it would
still be true had she left off the clause beginning "be-
cause' ETC.
If everybody, instead of trying to edit his neghbors
Gfe shut up his SALVATION the mil
lenium would be hurried forward several months
When the weather gets cool and damp in May, it is
sign that section of the cellar stairs is likely to have
hot time in the old furnace.
John A. Lady, postmaster at Chlhowee Mo-. suffers
greatly from woudbe humorists, who inform him sningy
and persstenty that he is gentleman. Mr. Lady
that by actual count the first of the year, 800 we'll
meaning people have made this or similar remarks
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The Rev. F. B. HILL formerly Of Morris, Mimi, and Of
Carleton college, feels deeply hurt at recent weup Of
his alleged engagement Some things too
cred to be banded about and ridculed he writes in
letter full of indignation the Morris Sum- The Sun
prints it with this comment:
Those who recall the article question will undoubtedly fail to
wherein it reflection Mr.. Hills "manhood''
why should have called forth than respectfully worded
DENIAL if the actual facts in the had been
The article in question to T he GU al from
special dispatch from Boston the New York Press. It
originally appeared, Mr. Hill says, the Boston American
This paper Mr.. Hill in his wrath calls one of the viles
and most villainous papers in the United States'
Mr. Hill is minister of the gospel. He teaches that
bessed We when shall persecue you and say all
Of things against you fasey But when yellow
paper out and does little cheerful persecute against
the PASTOR instead of turning that attitude of mind toward
it that would make it blessing, he is mad in minute and
calls
Tut tut! Let's believe or act on what we preach or
let's quit the business.
The jury, after hearing Klaus Steiners loveletters
sample of which in this column Tuesday evening,
to the great edcaon Of the disciples of Fairfax
brought in verdict of $4,000 for Miss Gbney of St.
Louis who sued for breach of promise The girl said she
didnt for the money! but did "vindcation
She has not only the vndcaton but revenge No
matter what Mr. Steiner does in the FUTURE somebody
to bring out these letters and read them. Let Mr.
Steiner for office and they will be published in de
editions and spread broadcast Revenge could hardly
further Klaus literary reputation is blasted the bud
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President Harper has entered complaint Of the
Of attention the public paying to his interior The
ident is absolutely in the right A is entitled to a
certain geneel privacy regarding what goes under his
polished exterior To have it exploited in the public prints
is not only unpleasant but absolutely detrimental We
have curiosity whatever to anything regarding Pre
the have we
any sympathy with the idea of cutting up and pry
ing around curousy to what's doing But if it is
thought best to have it DONE let least draw cur
tain of Indifference other interiors. "A, J. R.