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The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Unless early aud correct trsatment =
applied the patient seldom survives
when once the disease II fastened upon
her. Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound II the most efficient treat
nent for kidney troubles Of women,
and Il the only medicine especially
prepared for this purpose.
When Woman Ii troubled with pain
or weight In loins. backsche, frequent.
painful OF acaldiuR urination. swelling
Of limbs or feet. swelling nnder tho
eyes, an uneasy. tired feeling In the
region Of the kidneys or notices brick.
dust sediment in the urine, she should
lose no time In commencing treatment
with Lydia e. Pnkham's Vegetable
Compound. as Il may be the means Of
saving her life.
For proof. read what Lydia r. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound did for Mrs.
Sawyer.
~ cannot express thu Terrible suffering
bal IN endure. A derangen,-nt u tbr female
organs Developed nervous prostration and
serious kidney trouble Ths doctor attended
ms for year. but kept grtting wore, until
was unable To do anything. and made up
my mind could not five ! finally decided
70 try Lydia 4. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound q . last r.~ort. and AM to-day . well
woman. cannot prni-s Il too highly and I
tell every suffering woman about my CASE
Mr. Emma Sawyer, Conycrs, ia
Mrs. Pinkhxm gives free advice to
women address in confidence, Lynn.
AAss.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Every housekeeper should know

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because 1t
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains sixteen ounces
-one full pound-while all other Cold
Water Starches are put up in three
quarter-pound packages. and the price
is the same. 10 cents. Then again be-
cause Defiance Starch is free from all
Injurious chemicals. II your grocer
tries to sell you twelve-ounce pack
age 1t is because he has 4 stock on
hand which he wishes to dispose OF be-
fore he puts In Defiance. He knows
that Defiance Starch has printed on
every package in large letters and fig
ures &c ounces" Demand Defiance
and save much time and money and
the annoyance Of the Iron sticking. De-
fiance never sticks.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Especially for Women.

Champion. Mich. July 24th.-tSpe-
ciaD-A case OF especial interest to
women Is that OF Mrs. A. Wellett. wife
OF well known photographer here. 1t
is best given In her own words.
Il could not sleep. my feet were cold
and my limbs cramped." Mrs. Wellett
states. Il had an awful hard pain
across my kidneys. I had to get up
three or four times In the night.
was very nervous and fearfully de-
spondent.
Il had been troubled In this way for
five years when | commenced to use
Dodd's Kidney pills, and what they
caused to come from my kidneys will
hardly stand description.
BY the time | had finished one box
OF Dodd's Kidney Pills was cured.
Now can sleep well. my limbs do not
cramp. do no, get up in the night and
feel better than have In years. I
owe my health to Dodd's Kidney
Pills"
women's Ills are caused by Dis.
eased Kidneys that's why Dodds
Kidney Pills always cure them.
No boy Is rs smart as his mother
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
IS YEARS OF TORTURE.
Itching and Painful Sores Covered
Head and oody-cured In Week
BY Cutieura.

For fifteen years my scalp and
forehead was one mass OF scabs. and
my body was covered with sores.
Words canno, express how su.-ered
from the Itching and pain. had CIV
en- up hope whom \ friend told me to
get cu'icnra. After bathing with
Cu'icura Soap and applying Curti.
eura Ointment for three days. my
head was as clear As ever. and to my
surprise and Joy. one cake Of soap and
one box OF ointment made = complete
cure In one week. tsigneD II. 3.
Franklin. ~ Washington ST.. Allie
rhcny. Pa
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Slave Their Eyelashes.

In one OF the London amusement
houses are troop OF pigmies who
have curious custom OF shaving
their eyelashes. After making their
usual protest against being compelled
TO battle in warm water. the pigmies.
instead OF shaving the stubble of beard
from their faces as white men do.
cut on their eyelashes with the razor
like edges OF their tiny arrows.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

For swearing jury at an inquest
at High Wycombe. Mr.. Charsley. the
coroner for South Bucks (England)
recently used New Testament print.
ed in the year 1898. The hook, which
has been constantly used by himself.
his father and grandfather. is still In
good condition, and originally cost ihe
modest sum OF eighteen cents. At the
lowest computation it must have been
the recipient OF hundred thousand
formal kisses
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Would Take No Chances.

There Is one question want to
ask you. dear" said pretty girl as she
toyed with her diamond ring. when
We are married will you expect me TO
bake my own bread7" you can do
as you like. my darling" he replied.
but shall certainly lnsls, upon your
not baking mine"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Escape. Death by Miracle.

The death has occurred at Dun.
more schoolhouse, Stirlingshire, OF
Robert Livingstown. who had a mum.
Der OF the most remarkable escapes
during the Indian mutiny. On one oc.
casion a cannon ball grazed his left
temple. only leaving a burned scar.
and on another, while enjoying a hard.
earned breakfast, a piece Of bacon was
shot on his fork when halfway TO his
mouth
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

The completion by the Missouri. Kansas
Texas Railway OF over $50 miles Of railroad il
the Oklahoma Territory. opens up . rich sSr!.
cultural country Of excellent possibilities, and
gives direct conncc Ion between St Louis.
Hannibal and Kansas City with Oklahoma City.
Shawnee. Guthrie, FL Reno. Enid and other
Oklahoma points. Along the new lines ara
located new and growing towns. Cleveland,
Jennings. Cushing. Agra, Falls. Luther and
Maud. situated right in the district OF rich
farming lands. Offering the best OF opportunities
for safe and profitable Investments. The neld
j. n-w and the prices OF farm lands arc low.
Few lines OF business are adequately repre-.
sented. There are openings Of all sorts-for
mill and manufacturing plants. for small stores
OF ali kinds. for banks. newspapers and lumber
yards. Mechanics and professional men. both
are In demand. TELL. Us WHAT YOU WANT.
bow much you have to invest aud We will gladly
help you about good opening.
Copies Of our pamphlets, business ChAnces,' -
Texas, The Coming Country" Sights and
Scenes In Old Mexico" etc. arc free for the
asking by addressing George Morton. General
'as>cnrcr and Ticket Agent. Missouri. Kansas
TcAas Ky. Uox wv. 81 Louis. No.
Unless a man Is his own worst en-
envy he is on speaking terms with bIt
f.v; In ~ .nders
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
PreserNinQ Youth.

The best way 20 prevent growing
cid Is. according TO my experience, to
keep up steady and regular work. have
as much open air and physical exercise
as possible. and think as little as may
be abou, the advance OF years.-Jus,in
Mccarthy.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

A father who Is fond OF putting his
boys through natural history egam.
nations Is often surprised by their
mental agility. He lately asked them
to tell him what animal is satisfied
with the least amount OF nourish.
ment.. THE moth" one OF them
shouted. confidently. at eats nothing
but holes. "-Youth's COMPANION.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Taking Sunset Pictures.

Tho reason for the failure OF many
sunset pictures lies in the dlflcul,y
OF realizing how exceedingly different
colors appear In Photographic pic.
lures. A good plan is TO look at sun.
set views through pair of blue glass.
IS before exposing. This will give Q
more accurate view OF the value OF
the color.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

A fourycar.old Brooklyn child was
watching the cook Smelling peas. She
was noticed to be deeply interested
In the process Finally she looked up
all of n sudden and said naiyoly: oh
,c, me unbutton some OF them"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Horses chesp In Morocco.

Horses 20 cheap In South Morocco
Recently one was sold In Mogador by
auction Tor ~ pcsetas. cquivalcn, to
about - cents The animal will DO
used to turn a grinding stone In aa.
tive MILL
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

The whole eoas, Of the Gulf Of Cal.
ifornia nbounds In pearls. and las,
year 100000 worth was harvested Ia
Loser California alone.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
no,l,n and Liberty In Am.rIe,,

That America Is not only the land
Of liberty. but OF health. the survival
Of 30 many thousands OF Confodcr.
iios forty years after the closing OF
tho war cmpha,leally tesis.-Logls.
vile Courier.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

The municipal authorities of wics
baden have provided n vuleanitc leg
for a pc, s'ork which Ia KEEP, In tho
park. and which recently had one OF
Its limbs ampgta,oi.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

There are seventeen mills In Ger.
many engaged exclusively In the man.
u'aciure Of tissue paper. Germany
turns out more tissue paper than any
other country In tho world.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Mamma-Tommy. why will you per-
aist In eating only the soft part of the
bread and leaving the crust2 Some day
you may be glad to get even crusts to
eat Tommy know IT, mamma. That's
why l am saving EN-.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

In saving money the real secrc, Is
TO, 10 lose .. through the hole Mt the
top of your pocket.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Dealers say that ns soon A. . Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch II 10 I'm.
possible to sell them any other cold
boiled.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

n you don't get the biggest and best
rs your own fault. Defiance Starch
II for sale ev-rywhefs ana there 10
ny Of qualify.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Should you contemplate. drownln
yourself make the attempt In shallo,
twat~y, 20 thRt you can wade out whe
you change your mind.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

When people ask you FOR advice the,
merely want to nnd out II you hay,
sense enough to endors. their owr
views.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

4 Denver man wants to Join the
Sons Of the Revolution. He says that
his grandfather "fit In the resolution.
AIRY war"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

0ss Wuaa1sv.s Aossatng aypsP.
yoe rht1v~a tsesAina softsns the aurus. reduces -
osoosasa. aiiAys paia. vtss COLI. -. tDsllA
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

.ns. Ds.ta keassAy's vsvostte RsweA,
eSf-.i M -ns 81 tsfribis di.~ss~. With pleasure
ess~fy ~ ~ ,.Ars ssSa. stasy- s.sst, A.L>ny,
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Teaeher-"why are the days SO shor
In the winter Dull Boy-'lu-sr
mus bc cause ia. nights are 80 long,
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Your srnc~r returns ycar money yoa dosr
uks srhiiiinS's p~es-
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

A fresh cigar mad. Of good iobacro il the
IDEAL smoke Lewis '.Singl. Bindcr''
straight &c fresh from the factory. wrapped
In fol-. is an ideal cigar. Lewis Factory,
Peoria, Ill.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
TEA

Give 4 very naughty boy a
dainty cup Of fine tea, and see
his face change gradually
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Many. n patent leather shoe covers
cloNrn hoof.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

HeGe-s. pas- copyright book. Advice .
Victim, Great White Plaque Tuberculosis }
DR.. Van Humm-ii. Oh itth st. beaver. Cole
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

To" many glasses to-day means n
large pain Tomorrow.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
Ask You, osais. 10. AiIsn's roo,.e.,s

Ask Your Dealer Tor Aliens Foot.eass.
4 powder II rests the feet. Cures Swollen,
Sore, Hot, Calious. Aching. Sweating Feet
aud insrowing Nails. AZ all Druggists and
Sho. stores, IS cent? Accept no substitute
sample mailed FREE. Address, Allen i.
O.tasted, Lcitoy. n. Y.
Here's story OF man who died
while eating wai~rmelons" "My, my"
exclaimed the old colorcd brother.
How de l-s~d does favor some peo-
plrf'
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
TEA

There is better tea than
you suspect; and you're is
probably worse than you sus-
pect.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Sorry can't stay with YOU" said
the lamp to the lovers, but I've got
to go out"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
TEA

You don't read advertise
ments; why are you reading
this?
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

10 man knows how 20 hold n baby
property tut ha IL willing not to
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Women feel wh-r. men think" says
tho chicago News. Another reason why
- many men are bald,
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Efsaains carefully even bottle Of cAsroKiA.
ssfe and .a'- remedy fos ipfsnts and ehlsdrsa.
aud sec that II
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
KIDNEY TROUBLES
laereasiag Aaeag Moaea, bGt
Sufferers Need Net Despair
the BEST ADVICE Is FREE

OF all the diseases known. with which
the female organism Is af1icted, kidney
disease II the most fatal, and statistics
show that this disease u on the increase
among women.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
ns.s Il RsI,s, 10, Women.

Our best friends are those who re-
said.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

The low. OF money Is IA. roo, OF all
eNll -hud most peopi. are disging for
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

Unless man Is his own worst eps
envy he is on speaking terms with but
few bartenders.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

No boy Is rs smart as his mother
thinks he Is. nor as bad As his old
uncle swears he Is.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

riso's Cure eanno, be too hishiy spoken Of a.
a cough cufr. i. ", o'iiasx, ri I N.rd Ave.
81, Aisscspolis. Nina. Jan. Q. isa
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
TEA

1T takes ono out OF him.
self and makes him forget
himseli--I'
What a comfort"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

when the bubbi. bursts tho nnaneier
looks Ike an ordinary thief
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05
/. &1ZzEx

u cA Foe over 10 Years.
yhs Kid rSs usvs Always sessAL
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-05

L. better 10 think Of VIVA, you arc
going 10 ca, than to he unable to for.
yet what you haN" eaten,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-09-15
Listening to the Fishes.

For listening to the noise made by
fishes in the depths of the seas, Nor
wegian inventor has devised telephone
to be lowered overheard from fishing
boats. With this he claims fisherman
can detect the presence of fish, their
numbers and even their kind. Herrings,
or smaller fish, when they come in large
numbers, make a piping, whistling
sound, while cod make roaring noise.
When they come close to the submarine
telephone the movements of the indi-
vidual fish can be distinguished. The
instrument consists of microphone
in hermetically-sea steel box. 1t
is connected by electric wires with a
telephone in the vessel above. Every
sound in the water below is intensified
by the microphone and conducted by
the electric wires to the telephone
Stray Stories.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-09-15

not belatedly step into line; what Is
suitable for a summer or autumn in
Paris, is not exactly suited to mid
winter in "the States The Empire
coat, which at last is proving ia
vorite here, is at its best when the
waist line comes just little below the
bust. The dealers are slowly coming
round to the idea that it is well to
offer the three-piece suit in their
ready-made garments, and quite few
good waists may be had in color; most
of these, we are told, are in silk, chif-
fon cloth and chiffon.
Elbow sleeves will continue in fash
ion, and the mitten cuff have an equal,
If not greater, popularity. Lace col
lar-and-cuff sets are as popular as
ever and the stiff laundered chemi-
settle, to wear with the severe tailor
styles now appearing is blossoming
forth. 1t may be the lingerie vogue
is lessening to quite an extent, but
such becoming style will have slow
death.
Surely we must say a word about
hats. At last we have the Partisan
high crown with us, the style that has
been such a craze across the water.
Sometimes the crown is full four
inches high, as a rule it is perfectly
round with fiat top. Plumes will be
g. favorite trimming, both tips and
longer feathers used. Long paradise
feathers will be much worn, and a
great deal of jet be seen. Metal orna-
ments are to shed their brilliance,
will be strong rival of the jet.
Gloves, which are a small but in
finitely important part of the costume,
are of black, white, and delicate
shades of tan and gray. Those match
ing the gown are not in the best
taste, especially if the color is a no.
ticeable one-the hands become too
conspicuous Wide girdles remain, the
one best liked gives the long-waisied
effect everyone strives for now in this
Gay of the slender form, narrow in
the back and wide in front The CIR
die may contrast with the color and
material of the gown, be of silk, velvet.
or, very fashionable, of gold braid or
cloth of gold Large, stout women
should avoid contrast Of color, which
calls attention to the waist line. Belts
Of gold braid are much in style, put
not yet tiresomely common.
Accordion-pleated skirts of cloth arc
very attractive, will be a feature of.the
season. Skirts are getting wider and
wider at the bottom, it is hard to say
where they will stop. The circular
models.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-09-15
THE PRINCE OF BUFFERS.
His Resourcefulness Saved His Mis-
tress in an Awkward
Situation.

The late Thomas Coldwell, the inventor
OF the lawn mower, was a great admirer
of witty and alert persons
At dinner in New York Mr.. Coldwell
said OF famous millionaire:
This man, through hard luck, once
had to work as butler. He made an ex-
cellent butler. Let me give you an in
stance of the sort of work he did.
His mistress was giving a dinner party
of l. covers on certain evening One
of the courses consisted of scalloped oy-
sters III silver shells. The set of silver
shells was broken-there were only IL.
The mistress, therefore, told the butler
that she would not eat any oysters, and
thus there would be just enough to go
around
''The butler, when the oyster course
came, placed before the lady one of the
shells. To his horror, she did not de-
cline it. Calmly she let it rest before
her.. Ii she started to eat it, one guest
would be short of oysters What was
the matter with her, anyhow?
The butler watched her nervouslv. She
took up her fork. She was actually about
TO plunge it into the dainty shell. Then
the man, ever alert and ready. flew to her
side and bent over her respectfully:
Pardon me, madam he murmured
but you said | was to remind YOU that
| the doctor forbade your eating oysterds
on any account"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-09-15

have turned up cuffs of material like
that used for the revers, below which
falls frill of taffeta The vest is OF
cream-colored chiffon gathered into a
pointed strap of jewelled embroidery
edged with frill of lace This is a
hanging in gracefulness. The square
Dutch neck of the waist is outlined by
roses, relieved by green foliage. The
very dressy waist, the coloring very
soft and pretty.
A new gown just brought from over
sea is exquisite in it's delicate coloring.
is generally right. 1t is a pale pink net
over pale blue chiffon, rosy cloud op
pillows of blue. The trimming fits in
with the color scheme, there is no lar
ring note; it consists of bands of blue
silk crepe embroidered in pale pink
skirt falls softly on the floor, long all
around, the net accordion pleated and
bands of embroidery, and similar
bands, an inch and a half wide. ex-
tend from the neck out over the arms
to give breadth to the shoulders.
These bands are stiffened and add a
quaint touch to the whole. The girdle
which is remarkably pretty, is of en-
broidered crepe, and is edged with q
tiny green vine of embroidery. The
sleeves are not very large; for these
the net is gathered in little folds run
ming around the arm; just above the
elbow is wide 'turn-back cuff of the
embroidered crepe, and below double
frills; the inner one of white Valen-
cieenes lace, the outer the pink net
lined with blue chiffon.
Black and white shepard's plaid re-
mains in popularity, and a very effec,
tive one of silk was lately brought to
our notice; the skirt, which just es-
capped the floor, was laid in small
box pleats, the elbow sleeves also were
pleated,, the coat an Elton. This is on
the order of the street suits obtain
ing all summer, but the black and
white combination is very up to date.
ELLEN osMONDE.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-09-15

We strolled along in the shopping
district yesterday, and found the win
doWs most inviting, joined in the
crowd OF women eager to know what
is to be the reigning fashion the pres
ent season.
1t is hard to say just what will be
the particular feature, for time alone
can settle that; but this much is
easily told, the long coat suit will have
its innings. So trim, so neat, so we'll
dressed looked the dummy ladies in
their Wrinkleless cloth costumes and
tlp-tllted largish hats, one vowed at
once to go in and invest and try to
look equally trim and neat and well
dressed. There was a beautiful gown
Of plum broadcloth and hat to match;
there, was Parsifal blue cloth, tnis
too frall and fair for daily needs, but
very lovely in it's first bloom; then
there was novel appearing suit of all
black-it is long, long since the all
black has appeared among tailor
gowns
Black promises to be worn after all
for the street, although we thought
differently a month or so ago. Some
Of the best houses are displaying ex-
cellent gowns unrelieved by touch of
color, and the change from the gay
hues that have dominated so long will
tend to make the somber welcome.
Grays and dull shade of brown bid
fair to be in style, and though the
smooth cloths are in favor shaggy
ones are pushing forward; a black
shaggy goods is in evidence, but not
so elegant as broadcloth.
Coats are made to outline the figure
clearly, and those with long skirts are
preferred. They vary, but are fully
three-quarters long. In Vienna, which
city is considered the center of fashion,
they are exaggerated quite to the
dress's hem; but these we consider too
heavy and burdensome for aught but
carriage wear or evening wrap. The
three-quarter length does we'll for
either walking costume or afternoon
dress.
A circular wrap is trying to make
show, and maybe will be the choice for
evening; and the Empire style appears
in all sorts of wraps. Three-piece suits
will continue to be very much the
thing, the waist of a lighter material
than the rest of the costume but
matching in color.
There will be an effort to introduce
capes this year, but these garments are
not warm enough for winter. Pari-
slams have been wearing them some
time, and it is to be hoped we will
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-09-15

nobility, as he could run things all
right without any help, and dad got
ready to go, cause the atmosphere was
getting sort of chilly, but the emperor
soon got over his huff, and told dad
not to hurry, and then he turned to me
and said, Nov, little American bad
boy, what kind of a trick are you go
ing to play on me, cause from what
I have read of you know you will
never go out of this house without
giving me benefit, and all my boys
expect it, and will enjoy it, the same
as I will: now let er CO."
I felt that it was up to me to dc
something to maintain the reputation
l had made, SO l said, "Your majesty,
l will now proceed to make it inter
esting for you, if you and the boys
will kindly be seated in a circle
around me-" They got into circle,
all laughing, and took out of my
pistol pocket half pint flask of glass,
covered with leather, and with a STOP
per that opened by touching a spring,
and walked around in front of each