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The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

Really Mr. Hansom said the fair GIRL Pm shocked to hear
dealings You should
Others would have others do unto you
"You wouldn't have do that afWays?"
"certainlv," she replied; "aIways"
"AH right. Here 2oes!" he cried. and kissed her.
MAIDENLY RESERVE.
nto Of
he
the pumpkin
p % everd
tinet at
emen
OF opowde shot the
tina beautiful
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

made
Il a
ohums"
al more
impulse And dhowy him his fiendsh
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
Can't Fool Him,

90, don't ask Mr.. Reedum to
Thanksgiving dinner" says Mrs.
Fadoogus.
"But why? He is a good fellow
and a particularly good friend o.
mine" t,'~.. 1-r
IT know. But he is one Of
these men that read the house
hold hints in the magazines and
as soon as he gets glimpse Of
the way the table Is arranged
and notices the dishes that are on
1t he will say, 'Ah, I notice that
you take the Ladies' Own Jour-
nal and Hopper's Bazaar
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

ladies uncertain but positive
know just what you thinking sit here between
thinking with either oher
away Truly now, aren't you?"
"Honesly, not" declares the brutal
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
PSP
,JuStifiable.

You VT Q t Q I" !"
says the Judge to the
prisoner at the bar,
3" what do you mean
by beating a fellow
man as you have
beaten the complain
anti You deserve the
fullest penalty Of the
law. and I SHALL
One m o m . nj,
your honor" begs the
defendant, rising to
his feet with an air Of
q et ernlinatton, " 7
acknowledge that I
did beat this man up
8 o m . thing scandal
lous, but I contend
that there were ex-
t g n u a ting circum-
stances"
/" Boshl But go
onLS
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

We refuse to believe
that any man who
uses a shoe horn and
a. shoe buttoner can
1--we the strenuous life.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
MAIDENLY RESERVE


one OF your pies to
fire into the enemy"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

= This 10 my husband Mr.. Grunpt
Ws've Just been married. D0p't YOU wish
Ne happiness Z s
:. When look at your husband. madam,
I cannot wish II can only hope z
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

After being disoov-
cred In wrongd 0 ! q 3
some of us are apt to
confound repentance
with chagrit.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

Let the bachelor who fixing his quarters
an afternoon party photograph Of Miss
Richun or put all girls know? Will
having photo alone vew
will better play her jealousy to some extent7"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

lllS L fS AdA AA yS"Ao" AIS ASS
me to the dining room. There
was a fine, fat turkey smoking
on the platter And, Judge, what
do you think? In the ten years
since knew him this man had
turned vegetarian, and that tur-
key was a malicious imitation
concocted Of carrot paste, sweet
potato, brown bread and canned
cornl As soon as I found that
out I broke the platter over his
head. showed him into the china
closet and pounded him with a
chair until my arms cramped
and I had to quit Now, go
ahead and sentence me for Life,
but" .
Prisoner DISCHARGED and
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

II q man has nothing
else to brag about he
may always enthuss
over the facility with
which he can miss
trains
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

All other means fail
Ing, you can become
popular with 8 o m Q
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26

about the table
for several min
utes, when the
new boarder with
the thin whis-
kers and the thick
y y b r o W 9 Laid
down his knife
and fork and re-
marked:
/" s h a X speare
also said that all
this world Is a
stage, Mrs. Pinch
EN-, but don't you
think 1t Is carry
ing the Shaks-
pearian idea and
the stage smile a
trife too far when
you try to serve
papier maohe tur-
key?"
Probably o. man
gets his first thrill
Of realization that
he has reached
the top Of his pro-
fession when the
magazines begin
exposing him.
-
When you meet
the man who was
your school teach
er twenty years
ago, and gaze up
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
Little ,He11rvys Slate


to
$TATISTICS. ~S t....u
the
Dony s
the einvnor Of pumpk
in hervo
wasns by mother"
,.
WORK.
anoutNn Nnseunsw Of
mpa a m >
f.
brandy 1t
pe."
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-26
WISHES OF NO AVAIL.

oW much mince pie
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Remember The Inmates OF The
Aims House

As the Christmas season draws near
we again appeal 10 the kind friends who
have aided Us in the past, and to others
who wish TO share in the good work, and
ask them 10 help US carry every Christ
mas cheer TO the aged and afflicted poor
IN our County Aims House. They are
locking forward 10 the day with so much
joyful anticipation. and we hope 10 make
i a day long to be remembered, because
II brings them in touch with the outside
world, and makes them feel they are not
neglected nor forgotten. Please send
all donations as early as possible. Christ
mas viii soon be here. and is REQUIRES
time and thought to provide the little re-
membranes. which are so much TO them
and which they receive with 20 much
gratitude and pleasure ~ et every man
do according as he IS dis7osed in his
heart. not grudgingly or Of neces, ty: for
sod lcveih cheerful giver," remember
ing always that "He that hath PITY upon
the poor. lendeih unto the L-rd. Please
send all donations in the care OF Guild OF
Mercy to
MRS EUGENE WoRrH1NGToN.
10 Duke Of Gloucester St.
MRS. WHITTINGToN.
West street. or.
Mrs. GAGE
Al the capital Office. d5o It
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Of Interest To Clergymen.

Pursuant to its usual custom, the
Western Maryland Railroad Company
will issue clerical orders for the year
1906 To regularly ordained clergymen,
who are solely engaged in the work
and duties of a minister of the gospe.
having no other profession, occupation,
or business, located on or contiguous to
the lines of this company.
AS the West Virginia Central and
Pittsbarg Railway has been merged
under the name of Western Maryland
Railroad Company, orders for 1906 will
be honored over this line and branch
es
Application blanks can be secured
from Ticket Agents, which upon being
properly filled up and certified TO by
some railroad agent, who is personally
acquainted with the applicant, should
be forwarded to the General Passenger
Agents office, Baltimore, Md, as soon
as possible. dl3.m
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

In connection with the through train
service over the A. w. Il b. Railroad,
the road will place on sale each Satur-
day and Sunday, taking effect Nov. %,
and continuing each Saturday and Sun
day until end of year 1905, scot tickets
good for round trip.
Tickets VIII be good fol return until
last train Monday following date of
sale.
W. E. SLAUGHTER.
q. f. & Il A.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Torture of a Preacher.

The story OF the torture OF Rev y. u.
Moore. pastor of the Baptist church, OF
Harper sviIe, n. Y, win interest you,
He saws: al suffered agonies, because OF
a persistent cough, resulting from the
grip. had to sleep sitting up in bed.
tred many remedies, without rehei
until took DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption Coughs and COLDS,
which entirely cured my cough, ana
saved me from consumption "a graz q
cure for diseased cond tiol OF hioat
and Lungs. AT Feldmeyer Bros. drug
gi,t; price soc and 500, guaranteed.
Trial bottle Tree. dec
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
B. and A. S. L. r, r. Co.

The Baltimore & Annapolis Short
Line Railroad Co. will have on sale
each Saturday. taking effect Nov. %
and continuing each Saturday until
the end of year 1905.
Tickets at following rates to Anna
polls, Md, from Revell zoe; Jones 25c;
Round Bay soc; Robinson soc; Ear
leigh Heights 35c; Pasadena 40c and Ell
vaton 45c.'
We will also have a special train
leaving Annapolis each Saturday at lC
p. m.
Tickets will be good for return unit
last train Monday following date o.
sale.
SHELLMAN b. BROWN,
G. f. 81 ~ a
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Furious Fighting.

"For seven years, writes Geo. w,
Hoffman. Of Harper, Wash, al had a
bitter battle, with chronic stomach and
liver trouble, but at last | won. and
cured my disease, by the use of Electric
Buters | unhesitatingly recommend
them 10 all, and don't intend in the
future tc be without them in the house.
They are certainly wonderful medicine,
to have cured such bad case as mine ;"
Sold under guarantee to do the same for
you, by Feldmeyer Bros. Druggist at
soc a bottle. Try them today.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Reduced Rates to Baltimore.

Commencing September 30th and
continuing each Saturday and Sunday
during October, November and Decem-
Der, the Baltimore and Annapolis
Short Line Railroad will sell excursion
tickets to Baltimore, Nd, from An
napolis, West Annapolis, Severnside
and Winchester at eighty cents each.
From intermediate stations the rate
will be proportionately less. The tickets
will be good 10 return following Mon
day. SRELLMAN B. BRowN, g. +.
& Il. A.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
A Handsome Doll Free.
nduess Nv Same, a. RIdout Bros.

Every cash purchaser at Ridout
Bros. store, 200 Church street, between
now and Christmas is entitled to free
guess on the beautiful Doll, displayed
in the window.
She has been named by a lady in
this city and everybody who makes a
purchase at Ridout Bros. is entitled to
a guess. Get your CHRISTMAS presents
at at Ridout Bros. and guess the beau
tiful dolls name. dis
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

A coward is a man who knows
he's wrong and refuses TO admit 1t.
Opportunity makes the man after
the man has made the opportunity.
E9~Make purchase and guess the
seeds i'm a pumpkin thrt win the doll
at the Main street store of Herman
TheiSZ
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO =
LUCAS COUNTY

STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO GO
LUCAS COUNTY
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he
IS senior partner of the firm of F. /.
Cheney & Co.. doing business in the
CITY of Toledo. County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case Of Catarrh that cam
not be cured by the use OF Halls Catsrrh
Cure. FRANK /. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day OF De cember,
A. ID. 1886.
,c A. w. GLEASON.
N'i-71J Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and nue.
Gus surfaces of the system. Send for
testimonials Free
f. |. CHENEY, Toledo, o.
Sold BY all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti.
patton.
For Sale by Feldmeyer Bros. City
Drug Store. dee
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
A Fearful Fate.

II is a fearful fate to have to endure
the terrible torture of Piles. 81 can
truthfully saw, writes Harrs Golson, OF
Masonville, Ia. .that for Blind. Bleed
ing, Itching and Protruding Piles. Buck
lens Arnica Salve, is the best cure
made Also best for cuts, burns and
injuries. 25c al Feldmeyer Bros, drug
DIST. = dec
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
HOME MADE CAKE SALE.

There Will be sale of Home Made
Cake Of all varities at WATsoN's Store
corner Maryland Avenue and State
Circle. Every Saturday forming.
Delicious cake made by experienced
cake makers at home. Call at Wat
sons Saturday and buy one. diff
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
In Mad Cha Sc

Millions rush in mad chase after
health, from one extreme Of faddism 10
another, when If they would only eat
good food. keep their bowels regular
with d.. Kings New Life Pills. their
troubles would all pass away. Prompt
relief and quick cure for Liver and
stomach trouble. 2sc. at Feldmeyet
BROS City Drug Store; guaranteed.-de
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
King of All Cough Medicines.

Mr.. L. G.. Case, mail carrier Of Canton
Center, Conn, who has been in the IT, s
service for about sixteen years, saws: 1--WE
have tried many cough medicines for croup
but Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is king OF
all and one to be relied upon every time.
We also find it the best remedy for coughs
and colds, giving certain results and leaving
no bad aftere For sale by Feldmeyer
Bros drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
isilious Attack Quickly cured.

A Few weeks ago | had bilious atiacl
'liat was so severe 1 was not able to go to IL
,iace for two days. Failing to get relic
rom my family physicians treatment, tocI
tIee "a Chamherlain's Stomach aud Live
sbiets and the next day / felt like n nl
an. II. G. BAILEY, Editor of the Nes
hapin, ). G. These tablets are for sale
tellmeyer Bros drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Drug Store

~8-If you really want that foot COM
fort which is worth all else, in addition
To long service and individuality OF
design, select Dolly Madison Shoes.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
CHAINED Hands.

Wash your hands with warm water drS
with towel and apply Chamberlain's salye
inst before going to bed, and a speedy cure =
certain. This salve is also unequaled fog
skim diseases. For sale by Feldmeyer Bros
drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
GOT HIS HAIR BACK.
"as Perfectly Bald When He Started
to Use NewbrO's Herpicide


to Use NewbrO's Herpicide
Frederick MANUEL. Maryland block,
Cutie. Montana, bought bottle of New
--'s Hsrplcide. April 6, 'se, and began to
.-e K Tor entire badness. The hair fol-
'Hs IN his scalp were not dead and in
days he had hair all over his head.
1n July he writes. "and today my hair
rs thick and lUxuriant as any one
,"H!d wish" Newbro's Herpieide works
n an old principle and with new dis
..rery-dsstroy the cause and you re-
n1ve the effect. Herpicide destroys the
".rm that causes dandruff. falling hair,
Nd finally badness, so that with the
cause gone the effect cannot remain,
stops falling hair at once and new
sroWth starts Sold by leading
druggists. Send 10c. in stamps for sample
10 The Herpicide Co.. Detroit, Mich.
For sale by Feldpeyer Bres., CITY
Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

A hyrocrite is a man who prays
with his fingers crossed
Even busy men are never too busy
to stop and look at dog-fight.
RPThe latest novelty. STE s II
Rides in the Automobiles. Grand.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

W-For Holiday Photo
graphs make appointment
early; latest styles, up-to-
date work in every respect
at BUFFHAM & CO., Mary
land Avenue. mann
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

Fora vssy nice Christmas present
get a box of HUYLER'S Candies at
WIEGARD'S, State Circle. Put up
in 5, g. ? and pound Fancy Boxes.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Typewriting Supplies.

Ribbons for typewriters, CARBON on,
d., etc, and all typewntlng suppl,es
ale for sale at the Capital once solM
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
Fresh Shocked Oysters

1 am prepared to furnish Fresh Smoked
Oysters for Families, Hotels, &C., by the
Pint Quart or Gallon. All orders Will be
promptly attended TO If left at 16i Conduit
Street, or at Johnson's Wharf oysters fur
nished on Half Shell for private dinner
parties. w NJ. BRYAN. Telephone No. 4oK
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
COLDE
SNAPSHOTS.

Let everybody be satisfied.
School children are jubilant.
There Will be large attendance
at the Sunday Schools tomorrow.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

No Opium Ia Chamberlain Cough
Remedy.
There is not the least danger IN giving
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy TO small ehli
dren as it contains 10 opium or other harm
ful drug 1t has an established reputation
of more than thirty years as the most sue.
esssful medicine in use for colds, Group anc
whooping cough II always cures and =
n,eas5nt TO take. Children like it. Sold 10y
Feldmeyer Bros. drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
No paper Monday.

~ I'IIINt -fIVIi'FdN
The Capital wishes all ITS sub
scribers a Merry Christmas.
No better gift than the subscrip
ton to the Capital.
Columbia Incandescent Lam DIS
the best made. j BOYD DEXTER iii.
Conduit street. Phone l66-K.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

celebrated candies
HuVIGr Fresh and in all varie-
ties, at WIEGARD'S
Confectionery, State Circle. Put up
in ., 3, ? and pound Fancy Boxes.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
schedule Of Local Trains
Annapolis, Washington & BALTIC.
paiIroad Company in Connection with
pennsylvania and b. & o. Railroads.

Trains leaving Annapolis connecS with the
.l,...I.-t Ilania X. X. at OdentOn, and the BAL
...ur,. s. ohio A. Il. at Annapolis Junction
f..aI points North, East, south aud West
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

After Christmas-the water wagon
No one who starts out 10 hunt
trouble has use for gun.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

--Patronize our merchants
"A Merry Christmas to all.
Next Monday is Christmas.
"A baker can always raise the
dough.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

An additional train win leave Annapolis at
1000 p. nm. aud Baltimore at ll.3O p. IN. ON
saturdays.
J. WILSON BROWN, Manager.
=. -. BROWN, G. T. Il +. Agent.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23
In Praise OF Chamberlain CougI
Remedy.

In Praise OF Chamberlain CoueI,
Remedy.
There is no other madeleine manufactured
that has received so much praise and Sc
many expressions of gratitude as Chambe
iain's Cough Remedy. II is effective. mn.
prompt relief follows its use. GratefuI
parents everywhere do not hesitate to testif,
to its merits for the benefit Of others. II i.
certain cure for Group and win prevent the
attack if given at the first appearance Of th6
disease. 1t is especially adapted to chiilren
rs 1t IS pleasant to take and contains nothins
injurious. Mr. +. A. Humphreys, a wei
known resident and clerk in the store of Nj.
+. Lock, of Alice, Cape Colony, South Afric,
says: 81 have used Chamberlain's Couc
Remedy TO ward off Group and colds in n
family. ! found it to be very satislactor,
and it gives me pleasure to recommend it.
For sale by Feldmeyer Bros. drug store
If the fool killer should ever really
get down To work the lawyers would
starve to death.
Don't forget the poor.
Remember the printer.
BI" Electrical work of every descrip,
ton. Lights, Bells, etc. J. BoYn
DEXTER ia Conduit Street. Phone
l66-K DBL
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

H Advertise in the Capital.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

ekS- Repairs for Welsbach Gas
Lights. Repairs ofany kind j FoYp
DEXTER, ia Conduit street. Phone
l66-K.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

beautiful Xmas music in the
Churches Sunday.
Merry Christmas.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-23

Trains leaving Annapolis % a IN and Il
% M week days. and 90 a m and 30 p IN
out change of cars.
Trains leave West Street Depot.
W. f.. SLAUGHTER,
Traffic Manager.
Arizona republican., 1905-08-06

SIDETRACKED.
Mrs HattersOn-What made you re-
sign your position as secretary OF the
literary society?
Mrs. CattersOn--Why. I was so busy
taking minutes that 1 couldn't hear
the gossip.-Life.
Arizona republican., 1905-08-06
OPINIONS OF EXPERTS.

Two men, far beyond the scripturaI
limit of age, contradict in a startling
way the claims of total abStainers as
to habits. Charles Goldsmith, a resi-
dent near Baltimore. will be 90 years
old in October. but he often walks five
miles or more without fatigue He
says that the reason for his unusual
Vigor is that since he was boy he has
been an inveterate smoker. He has
never smoked cigars or cigarettes. but
cherishes an old corncob pipe. which
he Gals his life preserves. Mr.. Gold
smith has been accustomed to drink
ing alcoholic drinks, but always drinks
with moderation, and he thinks thew
are beneficial, if used temperateIv.
Brooglyn is the home of Josiah ZeitIin.
VINO lately celebrated his 1Oeth birth
dty. To those DESTROYS Of reaching his
age his answer is: Drink a lot and
drink regularly. I'd been dead twenty
years ago had l followed the Doctors
advice and stopped drinking whiskey
and beer. Don't give doctors a chance
to work on you, and you will live all
the longer" With all his senses. in re-
markably fine order, the old man steps
as btiskly as one half his age. He,is a
native of Lodz. Poland. In the course
of day he takes. perhaps. a dozen
drinks of whiskey and beer, meanwhile
smoking many cigarettes.
Arizona republican., 1905-08-06
Suppose a Railroad


cold hayeei
o track not ink andhot atr
Arizona republican., 1905-08-06

men and officers; Company I, Flag
staff 40 men and officers; Company
II, Yuma, As men and officers. The
second troop of cavalry of Mo-elci, 20
men and officers. The cavalry troop
will be supplied with horses from
/ Prescott. The troops from the south
arrived here on schedule timee Thurs
Cay evening at o'clock. Tents were
rapidly pitched, c company making
the best time. An hour and a half
later Company 1 from Flagstaff ar
rived. The advance guard, who had
been on the ground for several days.
lad the camp staked out, officers tents
set up and headquarters established.
The camp is in an ideal location, there
being an abundance of excellent wa
er directly on the site, with plenty
of level ground for drill nearby. The
camp is situated al the east end of
the target range, and target practice
commenced this morning under the ii-
rection of Major Coggins. Sergeant
Hope, Company 1, 29th Infantry, sta
toned at Fort Whipple, has been de-
tailed here to assist in the instruction
of target firing and trumpeting. He
has seen many years of active SER
vice, is a competent man in every re-
speCt, and will be of much help to the
loAAlSt4S d wen DIS the men. he served
in the same capacity at the encamp-I
ment last year and has many friends
among the men.
An election for second lieutenant in
{ Company to fill the vacancy caused
by the election of First Lieutenant
Campbell, last Saturday night, was
held on tho train IN the company's
car 'bteween Iron Springs and Pres
colt yesterday afternoon. There were
two nominations for the office, Ser
Eeants -WOo'f AID Penn. Sergeant
Woof was elected by a narrow mar
gin. 1t is also understood that an
election will be held in b Company
sometime during the encampment to
fill similar vacancy.
e. At Iron Springs the companies from
the south weere met by the Indian
School band which will supply all nee
essary music for parades and cere-
monies during the stay here.
Three men were in the hospital last
night afflicted with minor ailments,
but all were out to roll call this
morning, and every man in camp is in
the best of heath and the commissary
department is overworked, in a vain
attempt to satisfy their hunger.