The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1905-09-29
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abroadT Almost" Almost, ,DF NJ MP
do you mean by thatw "w ~. What :
see' I had my wife with me."v III You
First Capitallst-what von,, ls
If you lost your money! Second I@ ",e %
talst-start a magazine and s, Uap'
the methods by which l Used >. eApO's
it.-Judge. " nak'
Mistah Johnsing-Can't 70, .,
no hope, Liza? Miss Jackson e'@ a u'
an TO all, Mistah Johnsing, | tom, vl .''
l won't be no mans cullud .ns. 70
ment.-Puck. supple
You say his death was due fl o.
lessness" Yep" answered NAV sae
Finger Sam. What kind Of cs,a u,e
ness" Got caught stealin catt,a"
Washington Star.
Father (of large family)-My don.
isn't 1t about time you were tb,rh,a
Of getting married? Daughter-Haas
ems! haven't thought Of anythn,
else for years.-Illustrated Bits
II never thought" said the cono..
ed lecturer, that my voice would An
that hail." NO" replied the candn
man, II thought at one time II vou,s
empty it."-Philadelphia Ledger q
"You can't have genius without >.
centricity." THAT may be so, but ~.
noticed that it's possible to have
good deal of eccentriclty without mue,
genius. "-Chicago Record Herald
If, in the heat Of family quaru
the angry wife makes a move to M
up f1atiron, by no means is this n
be taken as implying a desire /,
smooth things over.-New Yorker,
Miss Bliggins is very self-consciou
Is she not?" Eyes. When some om
made remark about wolf in sheep,
clothing she took 1t as a reflection On
her Persian lamb coat Exchange
Little Pet (on her knees, before N
tiring)-Mamma, may l pray for rahl
Mamma-Y-e-s, If you want to; but
why? Little Pet-Susie Stuckup,
didn't invite me to her picnic.-Nev
York Weekly.
Her Brother-Sister stuck up for You
last night all right. Pop said you wen
fool. Her Suitor-What did she myl
Her Brother-Sister said that b
shouldn't judge a man by his looks
New York Mail.
Gasaway-Of all the tiresome tall
ers l think BARRIERS. Henpeck-'SM
Maria will hear you. Gasaway-Why.
er 1 didn't know your wife was In
terested in BARRIERS. Henpeck-Shs
cuts my hair.-Philadelphia Press.
what a beautiful new public build
Ing" exclaimed the visitor; "and III
almost completed, isn't it." mo" r.
piled the citizen; 1T looks like 1t 4
completed, but they haven't exceeded
the appropriation yet."-Indlanapoui
Star.
THAT brother of yours, Lucy" said
the man of the house, seems to BET
pretty tough character" deed, b
is, suh," replied the colored maid; he
jes' natchelly seems to be de whit
sheep OBJ our family, sho' nuff."-Phl
adelphia Press.
The Visitor-What a Delightfully."-
snug little fat you have! The RentR
Isn't it? When we open the door
we're in the middle Of the room, and
when the sunshine comes In we have
to move some Of the furniture out
Chicago Tribune.
1.-THE average man out Of work o.
ways insists that he'd have been al
right If he'd only had good show u
the last place." UNLESS he happen
to be an actor. Then it's II I'd onv
had a good place in the last show. =
Philadelphia Ledger.
"Will somebody please chase ID.
cow down this way?" said the lunus
boarder, who wanted some MIX ~
his coffee. Here, Jane" said w
landlady, ironically. "take the CIV
down where the calf is bawlns'
Kansas City Journal.
Don't you like your new minister
"Well, he's very young and not ven
good speaker. His delivery is very y
culiar; 1 don't understand 1t al ~
Nobody could solve his deliver!
college, either. He was the crack Wv
sity pitcher, you know."-Excnanse'
II think, dear" said the bright rA
you had better speak to father y
night" "Why tonight" partculalH'
asked the timid lover. us ne "
good humor this evening" We.
he's in the humor to give me to you.
arranged with milliner, dressma.~
and dentist to send their bills 10 W.
this Observation-Disclosures Press
"You sign this deed Of your w.
free will, do you, madam" askea
lawyer. what do you mean by tna'.
demanded the large red-faced "omaa
II mean there has been no COUP
sion on the part Of your HUSBAND,
there?" "Him?" she CALCULATED ""
ing to look at the meek little man
ting beside her; I'D like to sec ~ -.
try to compulse me."-London =
Bits.