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The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-03-10

Nine lots, some improved and un-
improved. ll9tf
r. NJ. SWAIN.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-03-10
Why Not

Use the new Kansas City Sleeper
from Parsons 2:l0 a m daily. Ready
for occupancy 1900 b. N.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
On PhlIadeIphia-as Usual.

H. H. Rogers has added a good
humored contribution to the witt
cisms, deserved or otherwise, preva-
lent about the Quaker City.
On an iron grille around an elevator
shaft at the ground floor, a dial with
figures corresponding to the floors is
traversed by an Indicator which in
forms waiting passengers of the cars
progress up or down.
Look there" remarked Mr.. Rog-
ers, pointing as the hand began to
move; lis it any wonder they jeer at
the pace in Philadelphia
"Why the a is coming unusually
FAST" observed his companion, A. ].
Cassatt.
What did l say?" continued the
magnate, pointing at the indicator in
%sistently. 81 started at twelve and
didn't get here until six by the clock"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Invention of New Lifeboat.

Two inventors who live in Stirling,
Scotland, have invented a lifeboat
which is intended to become auto
matically inflated when it is immersed
in water. A spring is employed
which is kept in a state of tension or
compression by mean of a strip or
roll of paper, the tensile strength Of
which, as long as it is dry, is sufa-
Gent to maintain the spring in a state
OF compression, but which, when it
becomes wet by immersion in water,
Immediately loses its strength to such
an extent that it is ruptured by. the
energy stored in the spring. The re.
lease of the spring causes the produc.
ton Of a volume of gas from mate.
rails sufficient in quantity to initiate
the boat.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Modern Restlessness.

The great restlessness of the mod,
ern world is perplexing. Why is it
that people need so much change now
adays? That they need it, and that
they take it, there can be little ques.
ton. Hard workers very seldom re
main in the same house in London for
three months at a time. They break
up the days by getting away for one
weekend at least. They. need a good
holiday in the autumn. Four weeks is
coming to be regarded as a minimum
The usual holidays, Easter. Whitsun'
tide, and the rest are enjoyed, if pos
sible, with a margin. Nearly every
one who a afford it gets away fol
some little part of the winter.-Britisb
Weekly.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27

for some time; head has ached and
back also; has slept poorly, been quite
nervous, and nearly tainted once or
twice; head dizzy, and heart beats very
fast; then that bearing-down feeling,
and during her menstrual period she is
exceedingly respondent. Nothing
pleases her. Her doctor says: I" Cheer
up: you have dyspepsia; you will be
all right soon"
But she doesn't get call right" and
hope vanishes; then come the brood
ing, morbid, melancholy, everlasting
BLUES.
Don't wait until your sufferings have
driven you to despair, with your nerves
all shattered and your courage gone,
but take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. See what it did for
Mrs. Rosa Adams, of s19 18th Street,
Louisville, KY, niece of the late Cen
eral Roger Hanson. C.S.A. She writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
:" cannot tell you with pen and ink what
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has done for me. I suffered with female
troubles, extreme lassitude, $ the blues,
nervousness and that all-gone feeling. I was
advised to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and it not only cured my female
arrangement, but it has restored meto perfect
health and strength. The b%uoyancy of my
younger days has returned, and do not sui.
fer any longer with dependency, as I did be-
fore. I consider Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound a boon to sick and suffering
women"
If you have some arrangement Of
the female organism write Mrs,
Pinkham. Lynn. Mass. for advice.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
ONE OF cARLIsLE's INDIANS.
Elevator Man Assured the Red Mar
Was Thus to Be Described.

Elevator Man Assured the Red Man
Was Thus to Be Described.
Ex-Secretary of the Treasury Car.
Isle has his Office in the johnson
building. The other day he was rid
ing up in one of the elevators which
las is not unusual-was crowded.
The ex-secretary was in one corner,
while in another was a full-grown In
dian who, Notwithstanding Mr.. Car
isles presence, was the center of at.
traction.
Who the dickens is hep some one
asked of the elevator man.
Just then the elevator stopped at
Mr.. Carlisle's floor, at which he, the
Indian and some third person got off.
Don't know" said the elevator
man, closing the door with a bang and
starting the machine on up again,
according to the New York Times.
May be"-and it was said appar-
emily in all ,sincerity-"maybe he's
one OF Mr.. Carlisle's Indians you SO
often read about"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
The only high grade Baking Powder
made at 4 moderate price.
Calumet
Baking
Powder
The Future BARGAINS.

"Yes," said the dry goods merchant,
"it is true that we propose to establish
hospital as an adjunct to our store"
ITO treat the victims of bargain
rushes?" was asked.
Eyes, but that is merely a beginning
Later on / expect to see the business
branch out and l dare say we shall
treat all corners for all sorts of com
plants at exceptionally low figures
In my minds eye I can see our adver.
tisements reading:
SPECIAL! THIS DAY ONLY.
Appendicitis operations at Cut Rates.
Positively One Operation to Each Gus,
toner!
Satisfaction Guaranteed or AppendiS
Replaced and Money Refunded!
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Snake Follows Like a Doq.

The Colburn Machine Tool company
has on exhibition a rare specimen of
the snake family that was captured
by James. Dawson, an employee, while
on a business trip through Illinois.
The snake is a foot in length, of a
beautiful mottled green color, and it
is said that it a be trained to follow
one like a dog. The boys have be-
come attached to the little. beauty and
many a toothsome bit finds it's way to
the cage where it is confined. Ven
ango Citizen-Press.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Egyptian Reparrtee.

Cleopatra was relating to Antony
the wonderful story of how she swal-
lowed the pearls.
81 only have one wish" said Antony.
"And what is that?" inquired the
ancient queen.
why, that I could swallow the
story as easily as you say you swal-
lowed the pearls"
And even the sphinx smiled.-Co-
Ilumbus Dispatch.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27

SMTe'zmgs zOe'e frotraeted and Seveye
Tried Every Amozvm Remedy H7thoxt
ReAs-Se,ious Stomach Trouble Cured
by Three Bottles Of Peyuuo!
Capt. W. W. Jackson, 7o5 G. St., NV,
Washington, D. c., writes: ;
81 am eighty-three years old, a vet
eran of the Black Hawk, Mexican and
the Civil Wars. l am by profession a
physician but abandoned the same.
"S0me years ago 1 was seriously af-
fected with cafarrh of the stomach.
My sufferings were pr0tracted and
severe. 1 tried every known remedy
without obtaining relief.
1'Ln desperation 1 began the use Of
your Peruna. 1 began to realize i'm
mediate though gradual Improvement.
"After the use of three bottles every,
appearance of my complaint was re-
moved, and I have no hesitation in
recommending it as an infallible rem
edy for that disorder."-W. w. jackson.
Address DR.. S. B. Hartman, President
of The Hartman S%anitarium, Column
bus, Ohio.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Encourauinq.

"Did you use my poem, sir?" asked
the poet.
"No," answered the editor. 81 threw
it into the ~wastebasket."
The poets eyes frightened.
81 thank you for the encouragement
you give me in using the word waste
basket" he, said, heartily. "The last
editor to whom I took a verse in
formed me that he threw it into the
trash basket."-Detroit News-Tribune.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
United.

English rector Ito parishioner)-
Good morning, Thompson; l hear you
have a son and heir?"
Parishioner-Yes, sir; one house
hold now represents the United King
dom.
Rector-How so?
Parishioner-Why, you see, I am
English, my wife's Irish, the nurse is
Scotch, and the baby wails.-Harper's
Weekly.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
A Sad Slump.

"The wages of SIM" began the man
who is fond of moral reflections, "are
not
what they used to be by a long
shot," cut in the practical citizen.
"Look how the New York chorus grille
fell down on a trip that would have
netted a small fortune a few years
ago."-Houston Chronicle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Here's a Question,

"Ma, who brings little babies?"
'"The stork, my dear"
"And who brings baby kittens?"
"The stork."
"But MAJ"
well, what is it,"
"Who brings baby storks?'-Hous
ton Chronicle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Jus Like a Man..

He-How awfully mannish she is.
She-Isn't she, though?
He-Yes, and the funny part Of it is
that she thinks people admire her
for being that way. I should think
she'd realize that people are only
laughing at her.
She-Well, she's mannish even to
that extent.-Philadelphia Press.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Ahem!

Ahem!
IF there we're more plain cooks"
said Mrs. Quiz.
WELL" demanded the other half of
the sketch.
"There would be less\ kissing in the
kitchen Portland Evening Tele-
gram.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Wonder,

"I hear that May is engaged to Gay.
boy"
els that meant for a SANDER or Q
scandal?"-Town Topics.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27

The mor haste men make for hap
piness the less intimate acquaintance
they get with it.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
Cure For The Blues
ONE MEDICINE THAT HAS NEVER FAILED
Health Fully Restored and the 10y Of
Life Regained

When a cheerful. brave, light-hearted
woman is suddenly plunged into that
perfection of misery, the BLUES, it is
q sad picture. 1t is usually this way:
She has been feeling tout of sorts"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27

DR.. J. H. RlNDLAUB tspecialist).
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. }
Fargo, NJ. D.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27
itching Ears,

"That girl seems to have what the
Bible calls itching ears"
"Why 500"
Because she appears to be tickled
to death at everything her beau says
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27

Mrs. j. n. Giles. Everett, Pa Suffered
years with kidney and gravel trouble. Cured by DR..
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, Rondout. \. Y sl.oa
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27

1t is easy to call u impulses lis
inspiration.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-27

In i
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
The SouI OF the Tailor.

The soul of the craftsman can eX-
press itself more fully and clearly in
tailoring than in any other trade. II
the tailors thoughts are poetic, he can
issue pastorals in c0lOrs that ar
charmin.Iy suggestive of hillside or
meadow. foliage or waving grain. lie
can make lis ovcrcoats speak OF bleak
December. bis dress suits Of frolic and
festivities. his frOck coats Of dignity
and wealth, his getaways of self con
tent and his sacks of strcnuouSnesS
and hc can make hS waistcOatS Jingle
like limcricks. lis trousers sing OF sun
shine or Of rain and mud. his spring
suits chortle of hope and Joy ana his
summer suits prattIc Of flowers. If he
IS an artist. he can raakc Overcoat uh
dercoat waiStcoat or trousers seem a
scnsuous haze. rcyerie In color. q
riot of action or Il vigorous portraya
of conflicting emotions in decimated
field Of desolation. and II he is a mu
sician he can impart 10 his sart0rla
creations IN expression that suggests
the bleating Of lamb. the clashing OF
cvmbals. the sattat Of drum. tht
rogtime movement Of a cakewaik. the
wall Of dcsrair. tie shout Of triumph
the roar q q lion or jhe bray II an ass
-Sartorial Art Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
Once Was Enough For Him.


A piano tuner in an uptown apart
ment had Just settled down TO his
work when the woman Of the house
came into the room, dressed for the
street.
"Are you going out?" he asked.
Yes" she answered, with some sur
prise. why do you asll:'
81 heard you tell the maid when she
went out a few minutes ago to be sure
and be home by 10 o'clock"
I did. 1t is her evening out"
"And there is nobody else in the
apartment"
Certainly not replied the woman,
showing some irritation. "Are you
afraid to stay here aloneT
Sure. | am" answered the piano
tuner, gathering up his tools, land |
don't mean to either. The firm does
not ask us to unless we wish. | had
my lesson two years ago. After | had
worked in an apartment alone a man
called to polish the furniture. He
worked alone too. Next day several
valuable articles were reported miss
ing. and | was visited by the police.
knew | hadn't taken them. The
furniture man swore be hadn't and |
believed him. 1t was week of sus-
picion and misery for me and my fami-
" that I'll never forget. take no
more chances. I'll come back tomor-
row when the maid is here."-New
York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
For S ale by
The Art Of Eating.

Eating is the first thing we learn to
do and the last thing we learn to do
right. Some never learn it at all and
end their lives and their happiness
through the neglect. AS it consumes
much Of our time and must always
do so it is duty TO make it an ade
quate source of pleasure 1t is some
thing which all may appreciate. and 50
has much to do with demOcratiZln@
pleasure. AS lOG2 as pleasure is con
fned to the higher-tO music, htera
ture or cOntemplatiOn-it must he Inn
tied and be the privilege of few WIZ
can have the required culture. 1t Is
important to secure cnjOymentS Whlci
all men may have and not depreciatt
the capacity of the poor or low. Ina
there may he much happiness IT mus
be in the many. and these can haV'
only a simple happiness. The gooC
things of life must he found in the
common acts in the elementary thine'
which are necessary TO life itself O.
which every one will occasionally
have. To disparage "phySicaT ENJOY
ments-though all enjOyments are Suci
is to try to limit enjoyment to tbs
rich or the educated.-Boston Cookln-
School Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
A Story of Tom Marshall. I.

Tom Marshall, Kentucky's famous
wit, attended a phrenologists lecture
one night. Marshall had been drinking.
and when he returned to his hotel after
the lecture he drank more. The drink
gave him belief in his chronological
powers, and he declared that he could
read" heads as we'll as the lecturer
So It was decided TO test his Skill upon
some Of the guests Of the hotel. Both
ladies and gentlemen assembled in the
parlor. and Marshall. who knew most
of them, furnished an hours uproari-
Gus fun by hitting off their failings.
When he had finished an empty headed
dandy whose head had not been exam
ined loudly and pompously called az
tention to the fact that Marshall had
neglected him. Il beg your pardon,
sir" said Marshall but You must real
" excuse me. | am too drunk to read
small print by candlelight t"-Argo-
naut
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
Roman Butchers shop.

The Museum of Antiquities at Dres-
den has an interesting marble relier
from Rome which represents an an
cient butcher shop of oblong shape
divided by pillar into two unequal
parts. In the greater stands the butch-
or. with a high chOpping block resting
on three substantial legs before MN,
while behind him hang the steelyard
and a cleaver, he himself being occu-
pied i'm dividing a rib of meat with an
other cleaver. On the wall above him,
lust as with us, is a row of hooks near
TO each other, on which hang pieces Oh
meat already dressed-a rib and leg
Of meat, pork joint and udderS IA
tidbit Of the Romans; also lungs ana
liver. and last Of all the favOrite boar
head. On the left. in the smaller dlvi-
sion of the shop, the wife OF the DUTCH
er sits in an easy chair, with an ac-
count book on her knees. enga "ed III
assisting the business of her b SDahd
nv acting as bookkeeper.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03

A bright lad was given a dime the
other day by a visitor to whom he hau
been exhibited as the pride OF the
household. The yOungster promptly
lost the coin under the bed in his room
and in searching for it with a lighted
candle set fire to the bedding. lie
found the dime and went downstairs
without saying word about the con
Aoqration. \ few minutes later the
head of the house shifted suspiciously'
81 smell smoke" he remarked. some
things burning" Its my room, ad-
mitted the youthful prodigy, but he
added reassuringly. with flash OF the
brightness in which the family took SO
much pride. "the fire can't get out
closed the door tight" The fire de
partment arrived in time to save the
house.-Philadelphia Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
SleeninC In Church.

"Some men preach" said Sydne}
Smith. las if they thought sin is I
be taken out Of a man as Eve Wa
taken out Of Adam. by casting hii
into a profound slumber." SO at ar
rate thought not South, who, preac.
ing one day at WHITEHALL observe
King Charles II. and several OF hl
attendants asleep. STOPPING down
he cried out to one Of the delinquents
"Mv lord. | am sorry to interrupt you
but if you snore SO loud YOU Will wake
the king" His majesty thereupol
awoke and. turning to his neighOor' re
marked with his accustomed good ma
ture: This man must be made DiSi
on. Remind me on the next vacancy
Latimer speaks of woman VINO SUI
fered from insomnia, and who' al
soporifcs having failed, was taken L
the church of st. Thomas or Acres
when she fell at once into a refreshing
slumber.-LOndon Mail.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
Why She Turned Vegetarian.

An English countess who has many
American friends recently became a
vegetarian. The other day In a letter
TO New York she accounted for her
abandonment of flesh food.
Not long ago" she wrote, Il visited
a slaughter house.
II can't tell you how everything was
stained deep wiki blood; how there
arose from the drenched, dark floors
tie peculiar odor Of blood.
AS was hurrying away three beau
tiful lambs were led in by man with
a lone. shining knife. Filled with
pity and Indignation, | said:
How can you be SO cruel as to put
those innocent little lambs to deathT
"'Why. madam said the man. you
wouldn't eat them alive. would your
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
TIre .Jnp Baby.

How do you suppose the babies IN
japan take an airing? In baby car
riages. you say? OF course not. The
Japanese never do anything the way
we do ii. When the baby's about three
days old it goes out for its first glimpse
of the word strapped on somebody 8
back. and u ats the way 1t goes every
day till ii can go on its own feet.
Sometimes It's mother or its nurse
takes it. but very often 1t rides on the
back of a brother or sister, who is per-
haps not more than four or five years
old. These little nurses don't seem to
be troubled at all by their charges, as
you would suppose. They play ball
and tag and run races and fly kites In
spite Of the heavy loads on their backs.
What IS more remarkable, the babies
are perfectly happy and hardly ever
cry, though when their young nurses
run with them the poor babies faces
bang back and forth against their care
takers shoulders till an American baby
would howl with pain and rage.-Ber'
tina Runkle in s.. Nicholas.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03

zone of the common, everyday er-
rors which are taught in the schools in
America Is that which relates to the
introduction into the western hemi-
sphere of African slavery" writes a
critic. "The school histories which the
schoolgirl and schoolboy study say that
it dates from 1919 or 1920. when Il
Dutch sea captain sold the English
settlers the first African. The year
1901. however, is the date Of the earli-
est reference in American history to ne
groes coming from Spain to America,
122 years before Albany, y. l., was
settled by the Dutch and 1O6 years be-
fore jamestown, Va, was settled by
the English. In 1905 King Ferdinand
Of Spain wrote to orlando, then govern
or of HispaniOla. L will send more ne
gro slaves, as you request In 15lo
fifty negro slaves were sent to work in
the mines of HispaniOla. There Is a
record Of King Ferdinands response to
a request of Las Casas, bishop of La
Conception, in Hispaniola. that more
negroes should be imported. He said,
There are already many negroes on
the island This was in the year
l5l4."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
Tendcr Hearted Butchers.

One who has been employed these
thirty years in slaughter houses as
bookkeeper. saleman. etc. tells me: 10
say that butchers are hard hearted Is
far from the truth-that is, In most
cases. Let me explain how the she'd
ding of human blood affects them. l
once saw a butcher cut his hand very
severely. and not one of his twenty or
more associates could be induced 10 go
near to assist him. | had TO bandage
him up as we'll as | could and send him
TO a hospital. Another butcher who
had helped slaughter from 2.OOO 10
1000 hogs a day for years saw wom-
an throw herself before freight train'
which mangled her fearfully. lie
promptly tainted. | have seen more
than hundred fights at slaughter
houses, but never yet saw butcher at
tempt to use a knife. New York
DraSS
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
saved the Carria Ee.

In his "Reminiscences OF an IRISH
Land Agent" the author, Sam Hussey
tells of one Of the earliest private car
riagcs used In Kerry: The vehicle II
question had just been purchased by 4
certain Miss Mullins, who regarded IL
OH its arrival with almost sacred awe
\ dance in the neighborhood seemed
an appropriate opportunity for I'M
pressing the county with her newly ac
ouired grandeur; but. the night proving
wet she insisted on revertinS to for
mer mode of progression and rode pll
lion behind her cOachman. The result
was that she caught violent chill
which turned to pneumonia. When hei
relatives were assembled round hel
deathbed the old lady exclaimed be
tween her last gasps for breath, 'IhanA
goodness | never took out the carriage
that wet night"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-02-03
CoterniIInrs of Skim,

In the sal-tree forest of Skim, In the
tropical gorge Of the Teesta. is one OF
the breeding grounds Of the myriad
butterflies that swarm over the coun
try. 4 famous traveller SAYS that II
May and until the middle Of June the
tender leaves of the greet Sal-trccS arr
literally alive with voracious cate-pl.
lars. The presence of these caterplllar'
in such overwhelming numbers IS eN
planned by the fact that they are dis
tasteful to birds Fowls that were oHer
ed them rejected them after tria
with disgust and went on wiping theH
bills for some time afterward. There
are two species, ole bright coral anC
the other green with stripes. They car
break their fall from the tall trees D.!
letting themselves down Oh long silk
threads