The Yale expositor., 1905-09-15
She said she couldn't jump fences.
But that was city girls yarn;
When she met the old COW,
She Just holleTed ''wow!'
And they found her astride of the barn.
Ave you ready Con oysters ?

IalSley III place Oh Harry IdlSley.
Frank Middleton has secured employ
ment at the Croswell House, Croswell.
Auction sale bills printed with neat.
ness and dispatch at the Expositor job
rooms.
No more birds on the ladies' hats. A
law now prohibits the sale of the plum
age of non-game birds.
Alfred Jones, of Brown City, has ex-
changed his farm there for one of LOG
acres northeast of Yale.
Wallace Adams was looking after
the harness business for Geo. Brownlee
while the latter was at the state fair.
The Expositor will be glad to have
again this year department devoted
to the school and hopes that items will
be sent in each week.
We regret to state that the condition
of j. G. Collin, who is suffering from
cancer of the stomach, is much worse
and he is now confined to his bed.
The cornet duets by the Hadermanns
were one of the features All numbers
were tine.-Argos Qnd) Reflector. Will
be at Central Hall, Tuesday evening,
Sept. 10.
The Dryden Echo is new conner to
our exchange table and also a new
conner into newspaperdom. Vol. No.
| was issued September by f. NJ. Hal
lock and starts out with fine showing
of local and advertising news.
T. ID. Nichol has so far recovered
from the injuries he received last spring
as TO be able to bear some weight on
the broken limb. 1t is hoped by his
many friends that he will experience
no bad results from the accident.
Rev. Thomas Durr's health is not as
good as it should be and his physician
advises years rest, but Mr.. DUR has
concluded that he will remain at his
another year If his health does not fail.
Oscar l.. Boice has so far recovered
| from his recent sickness as to be able
to go to work again. He has accepted
a position in drug store at Detroit.
The EXpositor joins with Oscars many
Yale friends in wishing him all manner
of success.
John McGrettan living east of Yale
has been suffering from erysipelas for
the past week and little hopes were
! entertained as to his recovery. AS we
! 90 to press he is improving and his
friends are much pleased over his bet
tered condition.
While Z. f. Fead and J. A. Rapley
were driving along the road near the
Knowlton farm, north of Yale last
Monday, the king bolt of the buggy
broke, freeing the two front wheels
from the box, and the two gentlemen
were thrown to the ground and both
received severe bruises.
The LBS of the Presbyterian church
will meet at the home of Mrs. c. ID.
Ellis next Wednesday afternoon and
hold a thimble party. Light refresh
ments will be served. Each member
will bring ten cents and the proceeds
of the afternoon will go toward buying
cloth to be made into articles for the
bazaar which the society will hold
before Christmas.
Little Miss Sidney Farmer, who is a
modest and delicate appearing child,
exhibited an artistic training and talent
in elocution never before seen in this
city in one so young. In gesture, inflec-
ton, posing, expression and intelligent
Interpretation of the thought in her
compositions, she grades to the top
Huntington Und) News-Democrat. Will
be at Central Hall, Tuesday evening,
Sept. 10.
When a girl becomes engaged she is
possessed of the idea that she has ac-
complished her life work. She looks
with undisguised pity on her heart
free companions. Sees something to
laugh at in the jokes about old maids.
Spends seven-eights of her time in the
various stores. Begins to tell her
mother how a house should be run.
Starts a collection of handkerchiefs
and doilies. Thinks all her old adj
mirers are dying of broken hearts.
Promises every girl she knows that
she will be one of the bridesmaids. Is,
on the whole, the sweetest personifica-
ton of egotism imaginable.
The postoffice department has made
a new ruling on mail matter addressed
to patrons on rural routes which will be
of great benefit in this county. Under
the new ruling postmasters are allowed
to forward papers as well as mail matter
from one office to another where the
person addressed is on a rural route.
In the many changes from one post
office to another that will result when
the new routes are established it will
require several months for the patrons
to have their mail properly addressed
and while there will necessarily be de-
lays, mail of every character will final.
ly reach the party to whom it was adj
dressed.
If Sunday excursions must be run on
the Pere Marquette it would be much
more to the liking of those who patron
ize them if the roughs and toughs could
be suppressed little. Their bolster
Gus, drunken actions on the way home
is unbearable for the ladies and child
rem who occupy the coaches and for al
peaceably inclined persons it is an in
suit. There seems to lac no effort made
to preserve order but the noise and vul
gar language must be endured unit
home is reached. 1t would be more t
the credit of the railroad company i
, they desire a first rate class ofpeople t
/ patronize their Sunday excursions, t
, see to it that an example be made O
one or more of these rowdies and orde
restored, so that one desiring a day