The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1905-12-08
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Our Audubon societies have now
succeeded in getting every sort Of bird
pretty well protected except the stork.
New York Evening Mail.
Notice list Of deeds John D. Rock
efeller has done in year. A list Of
individuals would be more to the point
New York Evening Telegram.
The only returning Russian general
who has had triumph at st. Peters
burg unfortunately achieved 1t by get
ting killed.-New York Evening Mail.
A California paper says bad water
kills as many people as bad whisky.
Maybe 1t does, but we don't have to
buy 1t at Is cents pint.-Ronceverts
wv. va) News.
Senator Depew says 1t is not wise
for corporations to contribute funds to
political campaigns; indeed, it's quits
otherwise If 1t gets found out-Hous-
ton Chronicle
If Mr.. Rockefeller can convince this
coal barons that there are things better
than mere money getting" he win
have done the country a real service
Chicago News.
1t begins to look as IL Secretary
Taft didn't sit upon that Chinese boy
colt long enough while In Hongkona
to accomplish its complete collapse
Detroit Journal.
Seine men are born infamous, some
gradually lese their regulations and
some have their regulations taken
away from them by committees of in
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Chronicle.
II 1t Is true that w. T. Stead says Il
is every husbands duty to whip his
wife once in while. evidently anotiA-
er term in jail for w. T. Stead might
be wholesome.-Buffalo Courier.
Hereafter the Beef Trust is to pay
for the inspection tags which have
been costing the government $4,000 Q
year. Rather, the beef consumers are
to pay for them.-Atlanta Const1tu-
ton.
Miguel Gomez insists that Uncle
Sam ought to take hand in the Gu
ban situation. 1t looks as II Uncle
Sam would get tired filing the Job Of
wet nurse after a while.-Birminghau
News.
China's determination to get her rail-
roads out Of the hands of the foreign.
ers may be due to WI Ting-fang's OBJ
servations Of the part our railroads
play in the Pittsbura
Dispatch.
Three burglars In New York claim
! TO have robbed 400 homes. It's a greaa
record, but 1t looks dim beside the rec
ord of three insurance companies, who
have touched about 100000 homes
Montreal Star.
The denial from Secretary Taft that
he is on the outs with Chairman Shonts
/ is welcome news. Another change I'm
that official family is the one thing
the government cannot afford at this
time.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Pat Grove now admits that he In
| tended to kidnap John d. Rockefellex
and hold him for 100000 ransom.
Pat Grove talks like a man who does
not know the Rockefellers.-New
York Evening Telegraph.
When one observes how Stoessel.
alive, is disgraced by his government.
and Ko: .radenko, dead, Is honored, one
may be excused for surmising thas
good Russians must be like good In
| dians.-Indianapolis Sentinel.
Always learning something. Mr..
McCurdy now informs us that a mu-
tual insurance company is an eleemos-
ynary institution, which fact is infer
entially set forth In its circulars
New York Evening Telegram.
The Pennsylvanians who used odious
libel laws to gag the newspapers have
awakened the people of Philadelphia
so wide awake that it is plain they
will never again sleep without one eye
open.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat
One of the life insurance presidents
who was authorized to fix his own
salary drew the line at $500 a day.
Sundays included. This moderation 4
tempered with the idea Of frequena
raise.-St. Louis Grobe- Democrat
The Supreme Court of Kansas has
gravely decided that pool table Ia a
billiard table. This Is one of the most
notable decisions since George e. Cola.
then State Auditor. held that there
were 80 days in February.-Kansas
City Star.
Mark Twain's opinion that the peace
OF Portsmouth lis entitled to rank IN
the most conspicuous disaster In DO
litical history" marks Mark Twain ~
the most conspicuous Dick Deadeye "
the United States.-Syracuse POST
Standard.
Hon. William e. Chandler feels pref
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