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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Nobody Spared.
Kidney Troubles Attack Jefferson
Men and Women. Old and
Young Alike.

Kidney ills seize young and old alike
Quickly come and little warning give.
Children suffer in their early years
Can't control the kidney secretions.
Girls are languid, nervous, suffer pain,
Women worry, can't do daily work.
Robust men have lame and aching
backs.
Old folks, weak, rhumatic, lame,
Endure distressing urinary ills.
The cure for man, for woman, or for
Is to cure the cause.-the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys
Cure all the varied forms of kidney suf-
fering.
Jefferson testimony guarantees every
E. Il. Goodman, proprietor Iestau-
rant at lafayette and Walnut streets,
North Jefferson, Texas, says: "For
several years my wife suffered with kid
ney trouble. She had a dull grinding
pain in the small of the back extend,
ing at times to the very top of her head
The kidney secretions were irregular
and of an unhealthy appearance. She
was feeling so bad that she told me to
go for the doctor. and it just happened
at that time that an advertisement OF
Doan's Kidney Pills attracted my at
F.; tracted my attention and we sent to the
j. f. Grow Drug Co.'s store for a box
Mrs, Goodman began using them and
the treatment so effectively rid her o.
the trouble that have never heard hel
complain of her back or kidneys since
She feels better in every way than she
had for years"
For sale by all dealers. Price SOC
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-anG
| take no other.
Fow sale by The j. F Crow Drug Co
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Deafness Cannot be Cured

By local applications. as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear There is only one
tional remedies, Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
EuStachian Tube. When this tube is inhamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an lnfamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces,
case of eafness Caused by catarrh) that can,
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send fol
circulars, free.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c,
Take Han Family Pills for constipation.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Why Suffer From Rheumatism!

Why suffer from rheumatism when
one application of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm relieve the pain? The quick re-
lief which this liniment affords makes
rest and sleep possible, and that alone
is worth many times. Many who have
used it hoping only for short relief
from suffering have been happily sur
prised to find that after awhile the re-
lief became permanent. Mrs. V. H.
Leggett of Yum Yum, Tennessee, U. S.
A., writes. 81 am great sufferer from
rheumatism, all over from head to foot,
and Chamberlain's Pain Balm is the
only thing that will relieve the pain"
For sale by w. j. Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

The suit Of Mae Wood against
William Loed, Jr,, secretary to the
president, ex.Postmaster General
Whine and ]. Martin Miller, re-
Gently appointed consul to AK la
Chappelle, ought to prove another
warning to the president against
appointing men recommended by
Senator Tom" Plat of New York
The old adage that you can't touch
pitch without becoming defiled
still holds good.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Experts of the Geological sur

Experts of the Geological sur
vey assure US that the failure of
the scheme to run Niagara Fall is
only temporary; that unless some
check is placed on the commercial
ism which seeks to convert one of
the most beautiful natural wonders
of this continent into dollars and
cents, the entire beauties of the
Falls is certain ultimately to be
DESTROYED.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

In the brief which Solicitor
General Hoyt has presented to the
supreme court, in the case of form
er State Senator George E. Green
of New York, who was indicted
five times for bribery and conspir-
acy in connection with the post
Office frauds, Mr.. Hoyt declares
that United States District Judge
Ray, of New York, Unnecessarily
and unreasonably" withheld his
decision for upwards of fifteen
months and this delay "quite seri-
ously hampered and interfered
with these prosecutions.'' Mr..
Hoyt severely criticises Judge Ray
in several places in the brief. He
does not mention that Green and
Judge Ray had long been bosom
friends. Such conduct in the in
feriorior United States courts is
certain, if permitted to continue,
to bring justice into disrepute and
to encourage lynchings and similar
violations of law which all law.
abiding people deplore.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

War Correspondent Fov having
spent some time In Japan without
seeing any sign of fighting has re
turned home to declare that the
Russians are his favorites, after all
For war correspondent who has
not been permitted to see any fight
inh Mr.. Fox's structures are rather
moderate.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

The Sam Houston Summer Nor
NAL will begin the fourth annual
session June 1, and close July 81,
1905. The Libraries, laboratories,
maps, charts, museums, buildings.
etc, of the Sam Houston Normal
will be used, thus giving superior
advantages without extra cost to
students, For full information write
H f Estill. conductor. Huntsville,
Texas.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Senator Elkins' committee c,

Senator Elkins' committee con-
tinues to listen to reasons why con-
gress should not interfere with the
special privileges which are grant
ed to the railroads. By the time the
committee gets throughit will have
forgotten all the reasons advanced
in support of such legislation.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

The farmers will enjoy the priv
ilege of paying high prices for
their -four regardless of the fact
thai Secretary Shaw's wheat draw
back order has reduced the price
they get for their wheat.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

1t would take an extremely judi
clal mind to determine which was
the greater fool, the man who buys
a diamond ring on the installment
plan, or the girl who accepts it.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

Johnnie, your mamma tells me
that you are developing quite an
ear for music"
"Yes'm, but this amt it; 1 got
this'n a fight"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
For Over Sixty Years

Mrs. WINsLows SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over 60 years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething, with perfect
success. 1t soothes the child, softens the gums,
allays all pain; cures wind collc and is ihe best
remedy for Diarrhoea 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
IN every part of the world, twenty-five cents
a bottle. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow' S
Soothing Syrup and take no other kind.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

The only bright spot in the
Equitable Insurance Company
quarrel is that the fight is over a
surplus and not a deficit,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

l earn that may eat; get that
I wear; owe no man hate; envy no
mans happiness; glad of other
mems good, and content with my
own Shakespeare,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

Secretary Taft protests that he
is not reponsible for the smashing
of the treasury cid"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

1t is to be hoped that it affords
Senator Tom" Plat some comfort
to know that his love letters are
appraised at $50, 900.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

While President Roosevelt has
been bagging bears, Secretary Taft
has been trying to bag the terrible
"ursus asphaltus," but thus far
without success.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

The more one sees of some "self
made" men, the more one likes
the ready, made variety.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

In every village of Germany the
pay of the teachers is increased &C.
cording to fixed rule, and after a
certain number of years service
they are pensioned.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

M, x. Be T.
EAST BOUND.
No. 300, Mail and Express. .3:35 p. m.
No. 224, Night Express. 400 a. m.
WEST BOUND.
No. 22l, Mail and Express. LOS p. m.
No. 223, Night Express. .l2:45 a. m.
M. P. O'CoNNoR, Local Agent.
Jefferson Texas.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
The ceremonies of the laying of

the cornerstone of the State Fair
building are to take place July 4.
They are to be under the direction
of the Masonic order. and it is ex.
Gov. Hogg will be present. and
make the principal address.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

Chas. J, McKenna has been APP.
pointed auditor for Tarrant county.
The position pays 5000 per month
and the new official will be under
a $4,000.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Railway Time Gard
Texas Be Pacific.

Texas Be Pacific.
WEST BOUND.
No. 101, 1. & G. N. Express. 1850 a. m.
No. l, Mail and Express. -. 1888 a. m.
No. 3, Night Express. ....... lao a. m.
No. 5, Cannon Ball. ......... 1:50 p. m
EAST BOUND,
No, 9, Mail and Express. -. 1897 p. m.
No. 4, Night Express. ....... 2:49 a. m.
No. 104, |. & G. N. Express. 2:09 a. M.
No. 6, Cannon Ball. ......... 1:51 p. m.
R. T. HAZARD, Local Agent.
Jefferson, Texas.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

1t is open season for tornadoes,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
HARMLESS SNAKES.

cough dangerous than snake because there
snakes that harmless and there cough that danger
Yet the very people who kill any snake sight the gen
principle that might be deadly let cough alone the
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Has STOOD the Test 25 years.

The old, original Groves Tasteless
Chill Tonic. You know what you are
taking. 1t is iron and quinine in a
tasteless form. No cure, no pay. SOC.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
OREGON ITEMS.

The federal grand jury at Portland,
Ore, has returned an indictment
against Charles A. Graves, Erwin N.
Wakefield, Ora l.. Parker and Robert
B. Foster charging them with con-
spiracy to defraud the government
of it's public land.
William H. Booth, a veteran OF
the civil war, was murdered recently
it is presumed for the purpose OF
robbery.
Sydney Brugger, boy Is years old
has confessed to the crime. The boy
in a confession, stated that he heard
money jingling in Booths pockets and
set upon him for the purpose of rob
berry.
Sheep grazing in the Sumpter vi
cinity is about over for the season
| Owners Of bands feeding on the Blue
mountain ranges say that they mus
move their fiocks sometime before
the commencement of the storm.
season, as it almost an impossibilit.
to make the animals travel Whel
there is even light fall of snow.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
A Mistake Somewhere.

The young man who professed that
he could read character from hand
writing looked attentively at the scrap
of letter which had been given him
by friend and shook his head.
"The woman who wrote that" he
said, In his most judicial tone, lis un-
doubtedly possessed Of personal attrac-
tons and unfortunately too well aware
of them; but her character, sir, Is weak
as water. She lacks determination,
consistency, ambition Of high order
and originality. Am l not correct In
my synopsis SO far as you know?"
MN, we'll, you may be-" said the
other, "for I've never seen the writer.
She's the widow Of my Cousin Jim,
out in Iowa. When l knew Jim he
was an agreeable scapegrace who
never stayed in one position or place
for more than six months, and was al
ways in debt He married her twelve
years ago. settled in a small city, built
up a fine business, became mayor las
year, lust before he died, and has left
a life insurance of $4,000 and an ex
cellent income besides to his widow
and four children.
"Some way" he added, thoughtfully
as the reader of handwriting sat look
ing at the scrap of paper with a dazet
expression, 81 had imagined she nigh
have considerable character, but dare
say you're right"
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
At Pensacola.
More Land Frauds

Washington, Sept. 80. -- Secretary
Hitchcock intimates that the next al
legged land conspiracy case to reach the
federal government probably will be
that of W. N. Jones, big lumberman
of Portland, Ore, following the cases
against Representative Binger Her
mann, reconnaissance of the general
land office, who was convicted IN Ore
gon and also in the District of Colum'
bia.
"We have lot of cases in Idaho,
said Mr.. Hitchcock. 81 have reason
to believe that the extent of this offend
ing has been very great and we intend
| to follow the Investigation, no matter
| where it strikes.
"Some men in official positions who
have been convicted complain thai
their salaries are too low and try to ex
cuse themselves on that ground. Ii
official salaries are too low they ought
to be increased. 1t is more honorable
to increase official salaries htan to try
to make up the deficit by crime. -
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
HOW TO SELL GOODS

Instance In Which Salesman Made d
$4,000 Sale by Being Alert
In the Worlds Work Is a story of
good craftsmanship. The writer says:
At all times the travelling salesman
should be quick to see the unexpected
opportunity-and 1t might be added
that often such an opportunity Is
brought to light by the impression
made upon the customer by genuine
leader" Once bright young
salesman went into the office of
Memphis merchant to sell him bill
Of carbons for his arc lights. He was
conscious Of having a distinct advan-
tage in a carbon that he could sell al
$11, for which his competitors were
obliged to get $3.50. You can't sell
that carbon for $11, can you?" In
quired the merchant. Yes, sir; there
Is no mistake about It," quietly an
swered the young man. IF you feel
any question about it just let me send
you what you need and if they are not
all right IN every particular you have
only to notify me and l will come here
pClS OHdlAy dAA SbIp tACAI bANn ~ 1AAS
house."
well, on that understanding" re-
piled the merchant you may ship me
5000.
This time 1t was the salosman's turn
| to be astonished, for this was sensa-
tional quantity for a merchant to buy
for his own use.
May l ask" inquired the young
! man. how you are going to use SO
many?"
Certainly" answered the mer-
chant, drawing a set Of contracts from
pigeon hole Of his desk: here are
the contracts for $4,000 lighting
the street"
"Signed them7" inquired the young
man.
No, but I'm going to tonight" an
swered the merchant, flor I've thrash
ed the details Of this thing over until
I'm sick and tired Of them"
"Now," responded the salesman.
1--WE demonstrated to you that l can
beat those people oil to pieces on the
price Of carbons, and | give you my
word that / can do the same thing on
the plant that you propose to put In.
Put off the signing Of that contract
until tomorrow night, get on the train
with me and go to our plant in Chi.
cago and I will show you that | car
3 save you money on eqlipment.'
D The merchant finally agreed, with
/ the result that the salesman who saw
this opportunity sold the merchant a
! $4,000 plant.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
MONTANA SQUIBBS.

The first snoWstOrm of the season
has visited the LeWistoWn section. The
snowfall is quite heavy in the hills.
The drouth which has prevailed in
the Gallatin valley for many weeks has
been broken by cold rain, which was
general over the valley and later turn
ed into snow
The arrival of Sheriff Quinn with
an injunction at the Alice mine at
Butte prevented a clash of arms be-
tween about SO men. The Montana
Zinc company attempted to construct
a pipe line across the ground of the
Alice company despite the protest OF
the latter and had assembled a force
Of about 20 men with the avowed pur-
pose of doing the work. The Alice
company had assembled an equal
force of men.
f. r. Peters, representing the Bos-
ton wool house of HalloWell & Donald
who purchased about a million pounds
of the 1905 wool clip of northern Mon.
tana last fall and from the LIST Of April
until the end of the season was one OF
the principal buyers in the state, has
been in eastern Chouteau and Valley
counties for several days, offering y
cents for all clips, to be delivered after
shearing next summer, and while
growers at first were averse to making
any deals with him at the price offer
ed, a break has come and it is learned
that he is now able to do business.
After many Of the best races ever
seen ON a Montana track, the Western
Montana fair at Missoula, which has
been held under the auspices OF thu
Missoula chamber of commerce, wa'
brought to a close late Friday after
noon.
A clever burglar entered the Lewis
town postoffice while the night watch
Imam, who sleeps there, was absent a
supper and stole nearly $500 from tn
safe.
e. A. Carleton of Helena, who, act
ing as attorney for Rilla M. Coulter
recently filed an affidavit of prejudic
against Judge Henry M. Smith, chare
ling the Judge with bias and prejudice
was adjudged by Judge Smith to be il
contempt and was fined $3.50. Al
order was made that in default OF pay
ment the lawyer serve the fine out L
: jail at the rate of 81 for each day.
The Columbia gardens at Butte wer
closed for the season with the annua
event, the Boston & Montana ball, an
fully 400 couples were in attendance.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
~~~~~~~-~~~s

Dyspepsia.-A dessert spoonful or
more of glycerine diluted with five
parts Of water and taken at the be-
ginning Of the meal prevents the usual
distress, belching, etc, which follows
the eating Of certain vegetables and
fruits. 1t is not cure but simply q
relief.
Eruptions on the Face.-The patient
should live temporarily, avoiding all
stimulants and keep the bowels open.
A solution of carbonate or bicarbonate
of soda, one scruple to a pint Of water,
makes a very good wash. When the
eruptions break and become sores use
an ointment composed Of lanoline one
ounce and oliate Of mercury one grain.
rubbed on two or three times daily.
Black heads should be steamed and
squeezed out and the spots rubbed with
the ointment few times.
Home Made Liniment.-The primary
purposes Of liniment are to serve as
disinfectant and to allay inflammation.
Nature must do the rest toward curing
cuts, bruises or wounds of any kind.
SWelllnSS, aCueS anu pains result 1lo1n
Inflammation and require the use Of
! liniment. A very good one for both man
and beast Is composed of alcohol, one
pint; spirits Of hartshorn, ~ ounces;
turpentine, one gill; sweet oil, one-half
pint; line arnica, five ounces; chioro-
form. two ounces. This will make about
2h pints the equivalent of which in
quantity and quality Of a patent linl-
ment would cost from 81 10 So.
The Rain Cure.-This Is the latest
fad. All that Is required of the pa
tient Is to stand in the open with the
body bare Of all clothing in the falling
rain The sensation is said to be very
agreeable. Those who have tried it as
sert that the rain falling upon the bare
body invigorates the whole system and
is especially Strengthening to the
nerves, There is no set rule for taking
the treatment. 1t Is declared that the
rain cure Is a sure remedy for rheu-
matism and that decided Improvement
has been noted in cases Of persons af-
f1icted with tuberculosis. For nervous
disorders the treatment is said to be
infallible, although we do not take
much stock in 1t.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
Seats for All.

That manager Weaver of the Spo'
kane Theatre made no mistake IN
booking ben Hur" for return en-
gagement is evidenced by the large
advance sale that the production mas
enjoyed during the past few days.
When Ben Hur" was last seen III
Spokane two years ago all records
for receipts and attendance IN the
northwest were broken and many
intending patrons were disappointed
This year the play comes to the city
for an engagement of week and it IS
expected that all who wish to see ii
will be accommodated. Manager
Weaver has made special arrange
ments with the management of Ben
Hur' whereby the out of town patrons
will receive unusual attention, all mai
and postal orders will be filled in or
der of receipt. During the previous en-
gagement of Ben Hur" in Spokane
the out of town patronage amounted tt
over 1000 people and it is expected
| that at least 5000 people from the sur
rounding country will witness it dur
| ing its present engagement.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
IDAHO NEWS.

The delay on work at the Boise
barracks is explained as being due to
an imperfection in the plans and
specifications, which, if carried out,
would locate the officers quarters at
an elevation of SO feet above the pa
rade grounds.
Senator Hepburn, who was threat
ened with appendicitis, is reported to
have passed the danger point and he
hopes to start for his home at Wal
lace early this week.
The fiftieth wedding anniversary
of Major and Mrs. G. A. Manning was
celebrated Saturday at Lewiston with
elaborate ceremonies.
Eighteen inches of snow fell last
Wednesday on the sumit of the
Bitter Root mountains, near the
Monitor mine. Last year this amount
of snow did not fall until November
an unusual occurrence.
| Miss Matte Black, a waitress al
the Depot hotel at Pocatello, was kill
ed by freight car as she was return
ing to the hotel. The girl came from
Abba, Iowa, and was to have beer
married the day of the fatal accident
| The recent trip of inspection dow
the Clearwater river by Engineer Og
den and Capt Winslow may bring re
lief to shippers of the upper Clear
water country in way that has no
been suspected The investigation
has brought out the fact that the rive
can be navigated by steamers witt
little improvement for several month
in the year, and at time when tn
large Clearwater grain crop is in tn
river warehouses to be moved.
By a decision handed down recentl
by the circuit court Of appeals at Sa
Francisco, it is said the entire Ne
Perez reservation is thrown open to th
sale Of liquor. The decision likewis
affects all reservations in the Unite
. States that have been allotted.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
Suicide on Train in Texas.

Dallas, Texas, Oct. "a passenger
whose name is supposed to be Michael
Shields, either of Bakersfield, Cal, or
Portland, Ore, committed suicide on
a Texas & Pacific train between here
and Fort Worth. Shields had locked
himself in the toilet room and when
the train reached Fort Worth the door
was broken open and it was found
that he had cut his throat. He was
about so years of age.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
just as She Heard 1t.

"Cordin t. what / hear" exclaimed
Mrs. Ezekiel Meddergrass, in Mortified
tones, that new schoolma'am amt fia
fer the place. What d you Think"
"I don't know" said the village
dressmaker, looking up from her sew
ing. "What?'
"Why, you wouldn't believe itr' con-
tinued Mrs. NJ. 81 heard Sam Hilkins
tellin' Ezekiel that she was fust-rate
hand at teaching the young idees how
t. shoot scand'lous, amt it3'-Phis
adelphia Bulletin
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-10-06
Uncle SANS Naval Power.

Thirteen first class battleships will
soon be added to the United States
ready. Nineteen other vessels, includ-
ing armored cruisers, torpedo boats
and torpedo boat destroyers are under
construction. The first class battle
ships will be placed in commission
within the next six months.
The completion of these vessels will
place the United States third in rank
of the naval powers of the world.