The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-11-01

And feel its spray fly through the air.
But. if I made a couch ike that,
OF dewy boughs in Drawing glen,
I'd have a chill ere morning came,
And rheumatism, too; and then
I'd never use my legs again,
Without a twinge to make me "Ouch.
The glen's all right in poetry.
But prefer an indoor couch
Houston Post.
HUMOR or TIE DAY
But asked the proprietor. of the
Skyehye apartments do you think THIS
ssOi splendidIy," replied the manager:
''he has been, at various times, an ice
man. coachman and policeman. o!
he's just as independent and sassy as he
can be-"-PhiIadelphia Press.
7 didRq't see you out in your auto on
NO; the lid was on couldn't get any
gasoline. Buffalo Enquirer
Ever since our marriage
I'm unhappy, don't you see;
For WHEY does the cooking
And her bookings doing me.
Chicago News.
Elm view Of the fact that some of the
great life insurance companies have paid
out millions OF dollars to state legisla-
he asked the United States senator
TT seems to me that the insurance
ate to take up, replied the senator.-New
York Press.
Tommy had been playing center in a
gene of foot ball with the neighl- orhocd
boys, and his mother, after having soap
ed him theoretically, was holding him IN
president Roosevelt is righti'' she said.
We do need cleaner football Chicago
Tribune.
a new issue of a counterfeit SO bill is
just out. Looks just like the real thing
and goes just as far. II anybody offers
you so bill bite it before you accept it.
If you have any SO bills in your posses
sion rid yourself of them at once, even IL
you do not want. They're tainted.-Bos-
ton Post.
Mrs. Ka Tush acted perfectly ridicu-
lous at the opera last night"
she pretended to be listening to the
music every minute while the singers
were on the stage. Chicago Record Her
An Iowan says there are so many vvo-
men in church it is impossible for a man
TO get rel5gion. And after al, don't you
feel way down IN your shoes that there is
some truth in this?-Bunalo News.
Somewhere a SONG. for the sorrow.
Somewhere q smile for the pain;
ClOudu be rifted tomorrow
Sunbeams'u follow the rainl
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Some. men goes down town an buys er
o'ars' wuth of seegars, an puts erway
er nickel to go into de cOntry box.
Dallas News.
What position does Miss FiashIftes oc-
cupy now IN the dramatic drn1ament?"
Since the managers ran off with the
box office receipts Of the show. she has
DEPn a ma
lean.
It's a glad old world with money.
A sad old world if broke.
And 1 rise to remark, my honey,
That this is no dream or joke.
milwaukee, Sentinel.
Burglar-Here's a bill from summer
His Pal-Receipted?
His Pal-Den we're too late. Leave a
nickel on the bureau fer de poor guy, and
when he proposed" said Miss Passay.
coyly, I tried hard not TO let him see
what my feeling toward him was
asked Miss Pepprey.
mo. he said he saw his answer in my
.'Ahl he read between the lines. I sup
pose.'-Catholic Standard
Nurse-Bridget. come here and see a
French baby born in Dublin
Bridget-Poor little darlint! It's a great
perplexity you'll be to yoursilf. I'm a.
thinkin, when you begin shpealxin'i-
Punch.
Doctor-When can you pay me my bill
for curing you of insomnia?
PATIENT don't know doc sleep so
soundly, now that my wife goes through
my pockets every night and takes every
thing!-Life.
Stt,1Ia-Is Mabel stfnevo
Bella-Awfully- / insisted for 20 blocks
that she allow me to pay the car fare
and she did.-New York Sun.
7 would ike to know asked the par
ents VINO mas a son in need of some fur
Their education. what is the course at
your college,"
THE usual half-mi1e course Of cinders
and all that sort of thing yeu know alb
sent-mindedly replied the president of the
great Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
get patient who's never had any bad
Doctor-Indeed. I'm not.
Friend-Hov's that?
Doctor-Why. man, I can't order him t.,
stop anything.-Louisville CouTier-Jour-
max
Love- remarks the man who com
ments on things, laughs at locksmiths
yes replied Senator Badger, that's
right. In fact have always noticed thar
it VIII invariably make a fool of itself
upon the. slightest provocation. '-BIilwau-
kee Sentinel.
honest man.
And when you find him what are you
going to do2''
Ssh. I'm not going to find him. That
would spoil the joke. Washington star
Curious Person--T0oes it cost much to
run one Of those things2
Owner of Al5f0ruob51a-
two occasions It has cost me as high 3
SO a minute. Tt depends on the town Won
bune.
Willie-Pa, what Kind Of an apple was
it that Adam and Eve ate2
Pa-Nhv-er-a fall annie of ,.,,r-.-- 49,