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Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

desolation of the place, to which he re-
piled:
Yes, this is a lonely kentry up
hyar in desc mountains. Thar amt
much hyarabOuts but rattlers an big
stones an the like"
A member of our party informed
the native that we were as hungry
as hawks and asked him if he knew
where we could purchase food I'm
covering his basket he exposed about
six of the toughest looking pies had
ever seen the likes of and informed
us blandly that they were for sale
at fifty cents apiece.
"Whew! Fifty cents apiece?"
queried. 'Why, at Little Rock you
can buy fine pies at from ten to TWEEN
ty cents EACH
Huh" rejoined the native, disdain.
fully 81 reckon you kin at Little
Rock but yer in the Ozark mountains
now, an say, stranger, duz yer think
I'm up hyar in this dodblasted pizen
| kentry fer the good of my health?"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

Superintendent WIZ Flanagan.
Boss NV the sictiOn wuz tinnigin.
Whiniver the kyarS got often the thrack
An muddled up things t. TN divil an
back.
Finngin writ it to Flanagan.
Aflher the wric< WIZ all on again;
That is this Finnigin
Reported to Flanagan.
Whin Finnigin first went to Flanagan
He writed tin pages did FinniSin;
An he tould jist how the smash oc-
CURED.
Full many Il tajuS. bluNdern' wurrd
Did Finnigin write to Flanagan
Afther the cars had gone on aSin
That wuZ how Finnigin
Rcpoorted to Flanagan.
Now, Flannigan knowed more than Fin
nigin--
He'd more idjuca ton. had Flanagan
An it wore m clane an coNpately out
TO tell what Finnigin writ about
In his writin' to Mister Flanagan;
So he writed back to Finnigin:
Don't do SIGH n sin agin:
Make en- brief. Finnigin'
When Finnigin got this from Flanagan
He blushed rosy rcd. did Finnigin;
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
{ s. l E Rs s 8 8 6 E Z s s.
BY Earl NJ Pratt Oak Park Illinois
THE SUBSCRIBER.

The telephone subscriber, at the ending
Took down his phone receiver, and put
it to his ear
Hello" he said, 80 Central Girl, connec-
tions do not break;
l have some resolutions l am just ABOUT
to make.
Hereafter, when I'm calling for a num-
Der shall not
Fly into bitter tantrums if the number
can't be got.
Hereafter, when you signal, Line IS
busy. call again.
l shall not be so foolish as to blame 1t on
you then.
Hereafter, when the telephone begins to
ring full strong.
shall answer in hurry, lest keep you
waiting long.
Hereafter. when l make call and am
delayed a bit.
l shall not flash like fury, nor act as in
fit.
Hereafter. when I'm angry when the
talking is not clear,
I shall not yelp profanely till blister up
your ear.
Hereafter when another on my party
I shall not rubber. either till the fine OF
talk is stalled.
"Hereafter-O, hereafter, Central Girl I'll
try to be
Just as mild and calm and. pleasant as
you always are with me-.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
HER BLOOD TOO thin
GENERAL DEBILITY RESULTS FROM
IMPOVERISHED BLOOD.
The Remedy That Makes New Bloo'
Isanishes Weakness, Headaches, In
digestion and Nervous Troubles.

The Remedy That Makes New Blood
Isanishes Weakness. Headaches, In
digestion and Nervous Troubles.
Hundreds of women suffer from head
aches, dizziness, restlessness, languor
and timidity. Few realize that their
misery all comes from the bad state of
their blood. They take one thing for
their head, another for their stomach,
a third for their nerves, and yet all the
while it is simply their poor blood that
is the cause of their discomfort.
If one sure remedy for making good.
rich blood were used every one of their
distressing ailments would disappear, as
they did in the case of Mrs. Ella F.
Stone, who had been ailing for years and
was completely run down before she re-
allied the nature of her trouble.
"For several years" said Mrs. Stone.
"I suffered from general debility. 1t
began about 1896 with indigestion, ner-
vousness and steady headaches. Up to
1900 I hadn't been able to find any relief
from this condition. was then very
thin and bloodless. An enthusiastic
friend, who had used DR.. Williams Pink
Pills, urged me to give them'a trial and
I finally bought box.
''I did not notice any marked change
from the use of the first box, but de-
tcrmined to give them fair trial and
kept Oh. When had finished the
second box could see very decided signs
of Improvement in my condition. l be-
gan to feel better all over and to have
hopes of complete cure.
s'I used in all eight or ten boxes, and
when stopped had got back my regu-
lar weight and good healthy color and
the gain has lasted. I can eat what
please without discomfort. My nervous
ness is entirely gone, and, while had
constant headaches before, very rarely
have one now. cheerfully recommend
DIR. Williams Pink Pills to women who
suffer as I did,"
Mrs Stone was seen at her pretty
home in Lakewood, r. L., where, as the
result of her experience, DR.. Williams
Pink Pills are very popular. These ia
NOUS pills are sold by all druggists. A
book that every woman needs is pub
lished by the DR.. Williams Medicine
Company, Schenectady, N. Y. 1t is en-
titled 'Plain Talks to Women, and will
be sent free on request.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
Said Finnish to Flanni6an

An he said: I'm gamble a whole month 8
paaE
That it will be minny an minny da-ay
Before Sup Observation-Disclosures Flanni-
gan
GIFTS whack at this very same sin agin;
From Finnigin to Flanagan
Reports won't be long agin,'
Wan da- ay on the siction of Fnnigin.
On the road up'iintindid by Flanagan.
A rail gave way on a bit av the curve,
An some kyars went off as they made
the SWerNe.
"Theres nobody hurled" SEE Finnigin.
But reports must be made to Flanni-
gan
An he winked at McGorrisan,
AS married 4 Finnigin
He was shautyin thin. wuZ Finnigin,
AS minny Il railroader's been agin.
An the shmoky oil lamp wuz burnin
bright
In Finnigin's shanty all that night
Biin' down his report was Finnigin;
An he writed this here: Mister Fiannt-
gan;
OF aSin on agin.
Gone agin-Finnigin.
S. w. Gillian.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
500 Reward. 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to learn
that is least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure in all its stages, and that Is
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure ts the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires constitn'
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing its work. The proprietors nave
much faith in its curative powers that they one
Nne Hundred Dollars for any case that IL talls "
cure. Send for list of testimonials,
Address +. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo y.
Sold Ivy all Druggists, zoe.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

and stopped by the body. He careful
ly searched the pockets of the dead
man. but did not find single cent.
This so. angered him that he gave tho
dead man a vigorous kick. Then he
walked away and had gone only a
short distance when he found a paw
ing stone, which he picked up, and
returning to the dead body he raised
the stone and with it smashed the
head of the corpse. Oh, yes; war Is
hell"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
THE TELEPHONE GIRL.

Remember I am thy telephone girl
Pearl.
Thou shalt speak plainly and loud and
clear.
And call the number so 1 may hear.
Thou shalt hang up thy receiver when
Thou nearest: "Busy-please call again"
Thou shalt be patient: thy temper halt;
Remember buZzinG is not my fault.
V.
Thou shalt not doubt what tell to thee
Twill only double the work for me.
Thou shalt be gentle and kind in speech.
NOT swear; nor mutter nor rudely
Thou shalt not flirt nor request a date,
Nor show myself such an addlepate.
Thou shalt not. If on a party line.
Give heed to signals that are not thine.
TX
Thou shalt, when told to put in dime.
Drop 1T i'll quickly, and not lose time.
Thou shalt not murmur, nor make COM
plant
But act as if thou vert all a saint
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
An Incident of the Commune.

An old lady who was in Paris dur
ing the Commune related the follow
ing incident apropos Of some talk
about the siege of Port Arthur:
"One night there was a fight IN
front of the house in which lived and
a man was killed. The body was not
removed and lay where it fell. AT
iaybreak the next morning l looked
out to see if the body was still there.
Just then a man came down the street
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

Going through the hospitals in our
large cities one is surprised to find such
u large proportion of the patients lying
on those snow-white beds women
and girls, who are either awaiting
or recovering from serious opera
lions.
Why should this be the case? Sim
ply because they have neglected them
selves. Ovarian and womb troubles
are certainly on the increase among
the women of this country-they creep
upon them unawares, but every one OF
those patients in the hospital beds had
plenty of warning in that bearing
down feeling, pain at left or right OF
the womb, nervous exhaustion, pain in
the small of the back, leucorrhoea, dir
illness, f1atulency, displacements of the
womb or irregularities. All of these
symptoms are indications of an un-
healthy condition of the ovaries or
womb, and if not needed the penalty
has to be paid by a dangerous operation.
When these symptoms manifest them
selves. do not drag along until you are
obliged to go to the hospital and sub
NIT to an operation - but remember
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has saved thousands OF
women from surgical operations
When women are troubled with ir'
regular, suppressed or painful menstru'
alton, weakness. leucorrhea. displace
ment or liberation of the womb, that
bearing-down feeling, Inflammation Of
the ovaries, backache. blOating Tor fiat
ulency). general debility, indigestion
and nervous prostration. or are bese'
with such symptoms as dizziness, lassi
tude. excitability- irritability, nervous
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
Sort Of an Omnibus Bill.

Shortly after his return young
man who clerks in one of the big Of
fees down town was telling a friend
about the st. Louis fair.
1T cost me $50 to do that fair" he
said, waving his hand majectically.
Does that include the $40 loaned
you circus day." the friend asked.
Eyes, and SIS more which was about
to ask you fOr.'-Duluth NewsTrib.
tlnG.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
Many School Children Are Sickly.

Mother Gray's Sweet powders for Chill
dren. used by Mother Gray, Il nurse in
Children's Home, New York, break up
Colds in "a hours, cure Feverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Disor-
dcrs and Destroy Worms. At all Druggists,
.5c. Sample mailed free. Address Allep
). Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
Your Uncle.

Uncle Sam was looking over his cX-
pense account.
Great Croesus," he muttered. reach
ing for the bromide. what a high old
time must have had last year."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
Chances for Speculation.

Archie-Ma, is heaven land flow
ing with milk and honey?
.Mother-So We are told, my child.
Archie-Well ma!
Mother-What is il?
Archie-Is the milk sterilized?-
Houston Chronicle.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

ness, sleeplessness, melancholy, '~alf-
gone 'and ''want-to-be-left-alo feel
ings, they should remember there is one
tried and true remedy.
The following letters cannot fail to
bring hope to despairing women.
Mrs. Fred Seydel, 41a N. Saith Street,,
West Philadelphia, Pa, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
IL was in very serious condition wnen
wrote to you for advice Ihad serious womb
and ovarian trouble and could not carry a.
child to maturity, and was advised that an
operation was my only hope OF recovery. l
could not bear to think of going to the hospl-
tai, so wrote you Tor advice. did as you IN
structed me and took Lydia E. Pinkham's'
Vegetable Compounds; and am not only q
we'll woman to-day, but have a beautiful! baby
girl six months old. I advise all sick and
suffering women to write you for advice, an
you have done SO much for me"
Miss Ruby Mushrush, of East
Chicago, Ind, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
81 have been great sufferer with irregular
menstruation and ovarian trouble, ana apout
three months ago the doctor, after using the
X-Ray on me, said had an abcess on the
NV mother wanted me to try Lydia Il. rink
/ hams Vegetable Compound asa last resort,
and it not only saved me from an operation
but made me entirely WELL"
lydia e. P. nkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
Refuse to buy any other medicine. for
you need the best.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
| to write her for advice Her advice and
medicine have restored thousands to
| health Address, Lynn Mass.
mound Succeeds Where Others Fail.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
In Winter Use Aliens Foot.Ease,

A powder Your feet feel uncomfort-
able, nervous and often cold and damp
If you have sweating, sore feet or tight
shoes, try Aliens Foot Ease. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores, 35 cents. Sample
sent free. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
LIE Row. N Y,
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

One must not blame the church be-
cause one happens to know something
of the secret life of some of its
members.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09
Showing Proper Respect.

noticed that he raised his hat as
he handed over the coin.
Upon passing dollar" said he.
perceiving my perpleXity.-Puck.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
druggist Will refund money If PAZO OINTMENT
iaiis to you in to IA days. c0c
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

A girl should strive to keep he
fance at distance-from young vic
Ows.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

If you would live long and prOspe
let the other fellow do the worrying.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

N EW PAEONY
Would like look into your face and tell you Of tn,
Festiva Maxima-grandest peony on earth. Gu,
Nsy Catalog will tell you how to get It 60EE
Also how to get hardest fruit trees. sN.s
vines, shrubs, roses, bulbs pefennials, seedlings
shade and ornamental trees. How to prune
spray, plant. Write for Catalog. It's FREE.
Sioux City Seed & Nursery Co., Sioux City. Ia
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

You cannot win the prize if you will
not pay the price
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

DR.. J. n. RiNDLAUB <Specia!ist),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat.
Fargo, N. ..
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-02-09

Lyda Compound Succeeds where VncsS rah
The Penn's Grove record., 1905-03-17
Borough cdHnoii

The regular meeting of the Boroigh
Council was held Tuesday evening.
Mayor Elkinton presided. Councilman
Hammitt, Cook, Denny and Jordan were
present.
Current bills were ordered paid.
Mr.. Jordan reported that J. S. Youri-
son lighted the lamps once on Monday OF
last week, was taken sick with the grippe.
Being near moonlight nights he did not
think it worth while to advertise for a
lamplighter, as Mr.. Yourison is expected
to be able to light the lamps in a few
days.
Mr.. Cook reported that cinders could
not be had from Carney Point Powder
Mills. A communication was read from
the Repauno Chemical Co., Gibbstown,
stating that cinders could not be furnish
ed from there, but some could probably
be got from the Camden Coke Co.
Road Supervisor B. S. Featherer was
instructed to clean out the cutters so the
surface water could run off and as o
as possible to cart all ashes thrown on
the street to places where most needed to
fill in sidewalks.
1t was decided that when the Marshal
notifies property owners to have their
gates changed to swing in that he notify
the occupants of houses that it is against
the Borough ordinance to throw ashes or
any rubbish into the streets.
Mr.. Jordan reported that Jos. Sailor,
Councilman Hunt and himself had re-
paired a hole Sunday night along side Of
the bridge on North Broad Street be-
tween Main and Harmony. Mr.. Feath-
erer said he had also called the attention
the Freebooter to that cave in, he
thought caused by a muskrat, and had
also put a plank on a trunk at the Cove.
The Penn's Grove record., 1905-03-17
School Meeting

The annual election of school trustees
has not been abolished and citizens will
have n opportunity to vote for the
election OF three next Tuesday evening,
2lst.
The Penn's Grove Board Of Education
has asked for $500 for repairs to school
house and $4,000 for general running ex-
penses. That is the same amount raised
last year.
PENIS Grove school is not on the ap-
proved list as schools in similar towns are
but a step was taken to raise it to that
line this school year by the introduction
OF Latin to the course of study. 1t is well
to keep up the standard of education and
not to lag behind other towns. but some
thing besides a prescribed course of study
and providing of books is needed.
What is greatly needed is the inspira.
ton into the boys and girls of Penn's
Grove of an aspiration to get an education.
Too many boys are quitting school at the
age from ID to Is, as soon as they get big
enough to earn a dollar.
Study must be made interesting and
then instruction becomes easier. To
create an interest is a fine art and teach
successfully becomes a great accomplish.
ment. Where the parents fail to take an
interest the teachers have the greatest in.
fuence.
The Penn's Grove record., 1905-03-17
townsville

Mrs. Thomas Pennington daughters
Laura and Dora and son Thomas spent
last Sunday in PENIS Grove.
Some were disappointed in the spring
elections. Lower Neck would have elect.
ed a Chosen Freebooter this spring. The
prospective Democratic candidate was
Clayton Batten and the Republicans pro-
posed to run his cousin Albert Batten
against him. The battle of Battens is
adjourned until next fall.
John Armstrong while at New Castle
on Wednesday fell overheard from his
fishing skiff and was rescued by Howard
Davidson.
Fannie F., wife of Frank P. New
comb, and daughter of Paul and the
late Emma McAllister, died at Church
town last Saturday, aged 80 years, after
a few hours illness. She was buried at
Churchtown on Wednesday.
Samuel LEROY and wife attended the
funeral of Mr.. Lecroy's brother, John,
in Camden, on Friday last.
William Bartlett conducted the SER
vices in the M. E. Church last Sunday.
Mail carrier Kennedy lost one of his
horses last week.
Horatlo Marion, a former resident of
this place, but now of the Hotel Boscob-
ell, Atlantic City, was renewing ac-
qdaintances here last week.
The cottage prayer meeting will be
held on next Saturday night at the
home of Thomas R. Pennington.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the M. E.
Church will hold a social in the M. E.
parsonage on Wednesday evening,
March 20. Refreshments etc., will be
sold for the benefit of the Church car
pet fund.
Fred Biddle, who has been living in
Elsinboro, has moved onto the Hillman
farm.
The Penn's Grove record., 1905-03-17
p~edrlcktbwn rencliinka.

Samuel Carney has moved into part
Of Albert Sp ark's houst on Cherry Street
Harry Cooper and wife, of Philadel-
phia, are spending sometime with Mr..
and Mrs. Howard Cooper.
The daughter recently born to Mr..
and Mrs. Jacob Fell was buried on Mon
day.
Mrs. Isabella Murphy is numbered
among the sick. Miss Alice Holdcraft is
ill. Mrs. Frances Holton is among the
grip victims.
The Ladies Aid cleared SIP. 40 at their
cake and pie sale last Saturday night.
Miss Mary Geiger spent Sunday in
Camden.
Peter Strimple has gone to Ocean CITY.
Nd, to attend to their fishery there.
Rev. and Mrs. John Wagg, of Forked
River, are visiting here.
Miss Mary R. Justice recently. visited
Mrs. Wilmer Fl~itcraft, of Woodstown.
Mrs. Chas. Lloyd, who had a finger
amputated in a Philadelphia hospital, is
at home.
Mrs. Elizabeth Dennis died last Satur-
day evening after a lingering illness aged
70 years. The funeral services we're
held in the M. E. church on Wednes-
10y hbCAlto az Cl hlubOWH A6llCtGTY
DIR. Clark, representative of the Bap-
fist Publication Society of Philadelphia.
preached in the Baptist church last Sun
day. Next Sunday morning the order of
Red Men will attend the Baptist church
IN a body; in the evening a Hindoo mis-
slonary Will occupy the pulpit and tell of
her life in India.
Mrs. Davis Stanley was given a quiet
surprise at her home last Friday evening
the occasion marked d birthday occasion.
Games and music filled in the even
ing and apleasant time was enjoyed by
all.
Joseph Norton will move to National
Park.
A man employed by David Robert
relieved him of SLIGO, an overcoat, hat
and other clothing, while the family
where away from home and then fled,
leaving his W clothing in exchange.
John Fawcett and wife spent Sunday
with his sister Mrs. Joseph B. Curriden
in South Penn's Grove.
Warren Pedrick, of Philadelphia was
a visitor in town on Sunday.
Warren Holeton left on Monday for
Philadelphia and will work on a tug
boat. Last Saturday night Mr.. Holeton
entertained a few friends at the home OF
Stacy Holeton which took the form of
a progressive euehre.
Philip Dougherty will take Warner
Holeton's place as teamster at the mill.
Report is current that Capt. Benz. W.
Weatherby has bought of Aleck Justice
his wharf and all farm and meadow land.
1t is stated also that Capt. Weatherby
will enlarge the wharf and start a coal,
lumber and yard.
A portable oven and baking appara-
tus have been moved into David Stanley's
store. Isaac Pedrick will start a first
class bakery in a short time.
Miss Lottle Sweeten in company with
Mrs. Mary Parker will attend the recit-
al by Paderewski next Saturday, at the
Academy of music Philadelphia.
The Penn's Grove record., 1905-03-17
Moving Time Makes Changes

NANAOS
There will be several changes among
tenant farmers in Upper PENIS Neck
this year, some of which is as follows:
George Reed will move in with Jas.
Dubois to do his farming. Mrs. Eliza
Reed and son will move to Sharptown.
Joseph H. and Thomas Clark, sons of
John p. Clark, will follow them on
Horace G. Borden's Ground Hillofarm
Charles Costiil leaves his farm neal
Auburn and goes to Quinton to live.
Alfred Keen succeeds him and John
Dietrich follows Keen ON John Sum-
merrill u Bros farm neal Penn's Grove.
Lemuel W. Tussey follows Nathan
Mattson on Mrs. Eakin's farm, Wesley
Raine follows on G. S. WrIght's farm.
Vim Davenport follows on the Shult7
farm near Auburn, and Garfield Biddle
follows Davenport on Chas. Collins
farm at Pennsville.
Joseph Dolbow has moved onto his
farm he bought between Auburn and
Swedesboro. Herman Cats will fol.
low Dolbow onto Benz. W. Cheeseman's
from the Atwood-Zane farm
Furman McCarson will leave S. R,
Strengthens farm and move e
Bridgeport.
Frank Dietrich has moved onto Chas
Swaverley's farm. Alfred McCarsor
follows OF DR.. John M. Summerill'.
farm. John S. Dolbow, Jr., follows OF
Geo. w. Hewitt's farm near Hawk.
Bridge, and Geo. Raine follows on Eli
as Dolbow's farm. Weyman Lancas
ter, colored, from L. P. Neck follow,
Raine on w. G. Tyler's farm.
' Some farms are reported not rented.