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The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Sioux City, Iowa, man has applied
for an Injunction to restrain lady
who lives next door to him from cook
ing onions. Now. here is case for
the champions of personal liberty to
hecome aroused over.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

"A rich, nice, young nobeman" ad-
yertises in a New York Personal"
that he would marry "a very beautiful,
honest lady" And the doesn't say a
word about requiring a fortune! He
ought to get some mail.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

1t is interesting to learn that no
present danger confronts the Canadi-
an falls at Niagara. The worst that Is
likely to happen soon is the stoppage
of the cataract on the American side.
That's all.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

A Child philosopher" has disap-
peared from his home in Boston.
President Eliot of Harvard has taken
a great interest in him and Boston is
all wrought up. We can't see why the
loss o, one child philosopher should
cause much of q commotion In that
town
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Every young married woman should
know how to make bread" said
writer on economics. Yes; and every
young man should know how to fur
nish the dough.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

The Rev. John Balcom Shaw advo-
Gates admitting women to the priest
hood The suggestion comes late.
Women always has been ministering
angel.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

That New York physician who is
trying to start a crusade against long
dresses may as well give it up. He
will have no better success than the
late Mrs. Bloomer had.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Thank heaven, the Thaw-Nesbit
romance" will now stay out of the
papers for while. Eere's hoping
that it won't show up next in the di-
vorce court.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Cassie Chadwick may have the con-
ISOLATION of knowing that Sophia Beck.
her successor in the center of the
stage, is not nearly SO bright tinan-
cier.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Andrew Carnegie says that the
wealthy man is a slave. So is the
married man, and yet men continue
to sigh, and always will, for wealth
and marriage.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

A continuous bath is said to produce
excellent results in insanity. To be
sure. Continuous submersion, If deep
enough, will cure any case of insar-
ity.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

An Ohio murderer spent his last
hours on earth playing a guitar. He
was probably anticipating his golden
harp.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Richmond, Va, has adopted an or
finance prohibiting the exhibition of
artificial legs. How about the real ar
ticles, though?
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Vermont declares her maple sugar
crop is short, but that is impossible
while the supply of granulated sugar
holds out.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

A statistician has found that "only
five of every business men succeed" :"
But he hasn't figured in the get-rich-
quick contingent.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

The Savannah Press says that Lily
Iangtry as a grandmother sounds bet
ter" But does the Jersey Lily look
any better?
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

"The School for Husbands" is the
name of new comedy by Stanislaus
Stange. 1t probably means the break
fast table.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Too often it is the cooks, rather
than the children, that are the de
stroyers of home life"
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Any married man who thinks that
the dressing-on-sG5-a-year theory is all
right has only to consult his wife.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

And now will Mr.. Edward Atkinson
Kindly tell US how much man ought
to spend a year for clothes?
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

wealth is slavery" Watch US kiss
our chains.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

The telephone "hello," in Japanese
rs "moshi, moshi." The busy signal
must be something jarring.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

Ever since the first woman shook
the first rolling pin at her husband
woman's clubs have been a menace to
married men.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

An Ohio man dropped dead while
eating piece of pie. Lucky fellow!
He died happy.
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

A cargo of yeast cakes might help
some of those flying machines to rise
The Glenwood post., 1905-05-06

The hour-glass figure will be con.
venient for a young mans arm.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
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B..,, N. 1Ihs Kind You Have Always BUush
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Didn't Know Vest Was Dead.

Washington, Jan, 20 Senator
Cockrell was handed a postal card
yesterday addressed to "Senator
George Vest, Washington, ID. C." 1t
read:
"Jenuary %. Dear Sen Vest
Fleece send each Of Gus packedge OF
gardin seed and a bligh friend
Mamie Miller, Jennie Miller, Ru tie
Miller, Il. F. D. Rods = Mo-"
After struggling with n postal
guide, Senator Cockrell came to the
conclusion that the Millers lived on
rural route ., Reeds, Jasper county
Mo-, but he wasn't at all certain.
The Millers are not the only Missouri
iaus who have not heard that Sena-
tor Vest is no longer among the liv-
ing American statesmen. The letters
addressed to Senator Vest find their
way to Senator Cockrel's committee
room.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
AIgsr Asks $4,000
Monument To GridIey.

Washington, January 80 Senator
Algsr to day introduced bill appro.
priating $4,000 for and erection Of q
monument to the memory OF Capt.
C. v. Gridley. who commanded Ad-
miral Dewey's flagship Olympia at
Manila bay. In connection with the
presentation Of the bill, Senator Alger
had read q letter written by Mrs.
Gridley to President Roosevelt, In
which abe stated that, at 80 years oil
age, she is working as a clerk in one
OF the executive departments oi
Washington and is sfiuancially unable
to erect the monument herself. She,
therefore, asks the President to ex'
ercise his influence In the interest ol
the monument She also mentions
the death by accident OF Capt. Grid
ley's only son on thu Missouri and
suggests that the monument might
be OF a Joint nature.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
BATTLE WITH MAD ENGINEER
Lasted While the Train
Plunged Along for a Distance
Of 80 Miles at Top Speed.

Carnegie, Pa, Jan. 30-A thrilling
ride OF 80 miles at between 80 and 60
miles per hour, with IN engineer for
the time gone mad, was what the
crew OF a Pittsburg, Cincinnati, Chi
csgo L st. Louis freight train ex-
periencsd here today, While pulling
his fast freight nut oi Colliers, W. Va.
this afternoon Engineer Charles Kull
became temporary deranged and
fought msdly with bis fireman,
Perry Mckinley, who sought to sub.
due him and check the heavy train,
which was travelling at top speed be-
fore Mckinley discovered the condi
tion OF his engineer.
The hattie lasted almost the entire
30 miles between Golfers and this
place and both the unfortunate en-
gineer and Mckinley were exhausted
when the train was brought to a
standstill here. Kull WAS turned
over to DR.. R. l. Taylor, who exam.
ined him and later in the day had
him confined In n room In the West
Penn Hospital, PittsburR, where his
sanity will be examined into tomor.
row.
The ride shattered the nerves OF all
the trainmen. The forward brake.
man tried to get to the engine when
he saw by the speed that something
was wrong but could not stand on
the running boards. As the train
whizzed through Burgettstown the
operator wired ahead to clear for a
runaway. Kull has been known as
one Of the best young engineers on
the road, but last Saturday he re-
ceived fearful shock at Golfers, W.
Va, when a switch failed to work
and his engine left the train, hang
ing over bluff. 1t is thought this
injured bis mind.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
To Give Ballot To
Missouri Woman

Jefferson City, Mo-, January 30
Among other Joint and concurrent
resolutions introduced in the house
and the number has materially in
creased since the review and sum
mary OF them was printed in the
Globe Democrat n few days ago-'s
one presented to-day by Mr.. Quigg
OF Cooper county, providing that a
proposition TO amend the constitn-
tion to give females the right oi sui,
frage shall be submitted to the
people.
tits proposed to extend the right
OF franchise to all women over 81
years who may possess all the quail
ifications and meet all the require
ment demanded of a male voter, even
to the naturalization of those who
may be foreign born.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Bill For Good Roads
introduced in Senate

Jefferson City, Mo-, Jan. 30.-ln
iurtherance OF the good roads move
ment Senator Brown, at the request
Of Mr.. W. II Moore, who is at the
head OF the movement, introduced q
bill in the senate this morning to ere.
ate the otiice oi State Highway Com
missioner, to be appointed by the
governor for term OF four years,
The bill provides that the Commits
sioner shall be comp, tent and ex
psriencad civil en- .ineer and a practi
cal road builder. and that he shall be
chosen solely with view to his 1T.
ness and without reference to his pol
tiles or residence. He shall keep his
Office at the seat OF government and
shall devote his whole time to the
duties of his Office.
Among the other duties he shall
collect information and compile sta.
tistics relating to the public high
ways of the state and shall investi
gata and determine upon the various
methods Of constructing and main.
tanning roaus and bridges adapted
to the different parts OF the state.
Likewise he may be consulted at all
reasonable times by county, city or
other off 'ers having care or author
ity over highways and bridges and
shall advise them as to the construC-
tion material to be used and cost OF
construction and maintaining roads
His salary is to be $4,000 q year
and reasonable travelling expenses
He shall appoint one clerk at IA sala'
ry Of 81 900.
Having introduced the bill at the
request OF Mr.. Moore, l would not
take credit for it myself, but | am
heartily in favor OF It," said Senator
Brown.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Corn Stops Hog Fight.

Middletown, N. Y. Jan. 30 Hun
dreds Of hungry hogs confined In
cars on an Erie stock train at Grey
Court during the sever blizzard be
came 80 ravenous that they ATTEMPT
ed to devour each other
Taking In the situation, the rail-
road authorities, although unable
to move the train because OF the
snow blockade. managed to get to
Chester with an engine and one car,
on which was loaded a large quan-
ity Of corn to appease the appetttes
of the hungry animals, thus prevent
inq q heavy loes.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Taken to Kansas City Jail.

Kansas City, Mo-, Jan. 30,-Mrs.
Ida Perdue, % years old, and Han
nibal Connors, 30 years old, her half
brother, charged with the murder of
the woma q husband, DR.. Emmett
Perdue, at her home at Richmond,
Mo-, have been brought here and
placed in the county jail for safe
keeping, the sheriff., tt Richmond fear.
ing that an attempt might be made
to lynch them.
DR.. Perdue was shot and killed
while in bed. Mrs. Perdue says he
committed suicide.
Connors went to RiHhmond the day
before the murder and swore out q
warrant for the physicians arrest,
charging him with threatening to
kill Mrs. Perdue and their three
children. Doctor and Mrs. Perdue
had been separated.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
The Successful Wife.

The successful wife keeps on hand
a little bomb In case OF need. She
keeps surprise ticket up her sleeve
where 1t can be fired on moments
notice. Maybe it Is a carnation for
his coat lapel; maybe it is his
iavorite pudding served extra; per.
haps it is baty'- picture framed
for his desk. Something she has
ready, and when his affection needs
jogging she does not hesitate to do
the jogging.
Why, q bunch of violets or a knot
of bright ribbon where it adds the
most to the wfs's charms almost
makes man forget that he il
hungry \ saucy pinch with the
usual kiss or a r1crry chase away
from the accustomed greeting will
almost make IA man forget tina he Is
married TO the adUrnbircr,ature. 4
stage whisper now and then aud
II twinkle Of mischief arr worth hours
~ rJoiny The woman who hurips
her roguishness on her wedding day
robs her home OF much of it's hap
piness. Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Another Gambling Crusade.

Stanoury, No., Jan. 30 Thirty
six complaints have now been filed
against irequenters of Stanberry
gambling resorts The crusade
against local gambling houses was
begun by the county authorities fol
lowing Gov. Folks order to the
Chiefs Oi Police OF the cities to close
all snch places.
Prosecuting Attorney Ell Gibonpy,
who inaugnrated the movement, de-
clares that all disreputable places in
Stanberry must be closed. 1t is ex-
pected that several more complaints
will be filed at Albany to morrow by
the Prosecuting Attorney.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02

Those OF our readers who, in ad-
dition to their home paper, want a
national news and family journal
are advised to subscribe for the st.
Louis Globe Democrat, which is pub
lished in the solid central city OF the
Union and stands at the very front
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Globe-Democrat has no equal or
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daily paper. The Weekly Globe
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while it's great variety Of wellselect-
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See advertisement elsewhere In this
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sample copy. 106t.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Gas Exploded In A Mine.

Cherokee, Kss, Jan. 30.-An ex-
plosion OF gas occurred at the Schwab
mine, sonth of town, about 6 O'Clock
this evening while two shotfires were
at work. The tipple was completely
wrecked and one of the cages blown
out OF the shaft One of the shotfirers
E. jenkins, WAS taken out badly
burned. The other, John Jackson,
has not been found and is though to
have been killed. This shaft had an
explosion week ago, in which John
Gae was killed ond William Imhoi
badly burned.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Dying Man Gives
Name of ASsaiIant.

Maiden, Mo-, Jan. 29.-F. f.
Porche, who was assaulted and rob-
bed at his store three miles north OF
this city, Monday night, died this
morning from his injuries, after
making statement In which he de-
clared that one Fred Smith, IA man
about thirty years of age, who came
here from st. Louis and had been
working at Townships Mill. had as.
saulted him with a club and given
him his mortal injuries,
Smith was I'm Maiden Sunday and
stopped at "a hotel until after supper
Monday, when he left, saying that he
would return shortly. He has not
been seen in town since, but was met
and recognized by two men near the
scene Of the crime just before it was
committed.
Two other men heard the struggle
and Porche's piteous appeals to his
assailant not to kill him, but could
not summon up sufficient courage to
interfere.
1t is believed that the man who
killed Smith originally planned tn
waylay and assault the paymaster
for Townley mill and with that end
in view carefully cut and sharpened
the club used in the assault. Smith
is described as an Englishman Of
short stature and heavy build, bln' k
eyes with one front tooth partly
plated with gold. He was dressed
while here in u dark gray suit. Re
wards aggregating $ 900 are offer
ed for his arrest and delivery to the
officers here.
The verdict of the Coroner's jury
impannelled this afternoon was thai
POrche came to his death at the
hands OF Fred Smith.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Ask S805, 1000 For
State University.

Jefferson City. Mo-, Jan. 30
Campbell Wells, Gardner Lathrop,
Walter Williams and DR.. R. III. Jesse,
mem bers OF the Board OF Curators Of
the State University, appeared be-
fore the Appropriations Committee
OF the House tonight TO advocate the
claims OF Redistribution. They want
$405. 600 for maintenance out OF the
seminary fund and 100000 from
she collateral Inheritance fund.
Colonel c. l.. Woods, Of the Rolla
School OF Mines asked for $16S,c00
for the institution he represented.
Miss Mary Perry OF st. Louis asked
for 81. 500 for the Board Of Charities
and Corrections.
An excursion for the members OF
the assembly and state officers 10
planned for Saturday Feb, 4.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Platte County Out Of Debt.

Platte City, Mo-, Jan. 31-lester-
day the County Court of Platte
County made an order calling in all
the out standing bonds fthe county,
which, when paid on March 1, 1908,
will wipe out an OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
of $4,000 and leave no indepted'
ness, Gather bonded or floating.
against the county. This event will
be celebrated by the citizans of the
county and the bond publicly burned.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
EIopement With Priest a Failure.

Chicago, Jan. 29-Ten days OF
romance with an unirocked priest as
her spouce has changed the mind OF
the Is year.old Annie Frater of New
York, and she Is bound home to sue
for pardon from her parents. The
priest at whose instigation the girl
left her home, according to her par.
ents, IL Julian Dolinoc for 10 months
connected with the Paulist Father g
Church in New York. lie is still in
Chicago.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Malta in Kansas City.

81 am positive Kansas City has a
Black Malta society and believe that
the organic alton is responsible for a
number of murders that have not
been solved. ipel certain that the
local organization is but branch OF
the societies in New York, New Or
leans and Chicago, which the police
OF those cities have Teen powerless to
suppress. The local department. to-
day declares war on the Black Malta. "
JOIN HAYES. Chief of Police.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Letter to Mr.. 7. |. Harper.

Butler, Mo.
Dear Sir: We manage to get some
fun out OF paint. j. II. Kohlmeyer,
Grove City, Pa, put in Devoe. Along
came q salesman OF somebody else's
paint before ours had got there.
Salesman said ours was short-meas-
ure. Kohlmeyer weakened, hung.
fire and Topped; stopped ours and
took bis.
II was our turn now. We emptied
our can into his and bis into ours.
The short.measure was bis, not ours;
and we kept our man.
And, ever since then, that paint
manufacturer gives full measure; bis
paint is not pure, but his gallon con-
tsins four quarts.
Go by the name; 70 60 by is Devoe
lead-and. zinc.
Yours truly,
F. W. DEVOE & co.
'--- New York and Chicago
! P.S.-Gough & Hess sell our paint
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
yII[1iA ycIIA[1iARRfI

Isuffered for long time with bad
case of Catarrh, and took great deal OF
medicine without any benefit.
l had continual headache, my cheeks
had grown purple, my nose was always
stopped up, my breath had sickening and
disgusting odor, and I coughed necessarily
L heard of your S. S. S. and wrote you
I commenced to use it, and after taking
several bottles / was cured and have
never since had the slightest symptom OF
the disease. Miss MARY l.. STORM.
Cor. 7th g. Felix Sts., st. Joseph, Mo.
Wheeling, w. Va, May 2o, 1908.
Ihad Nasal Catarrh for years for which I
used S. S. S. with very gratifying results.
tried local applications for some time,
and getting no permanent relief came to
the conclusion that the seat of the trouble
was in the blood. Knowing S. S. S. to be
a good blood medicine began its use,
and after using it for some little while it
did away entirely with the offensive mu-
Gus in the nostrils, and 1 did not have to
hawk and spit, especially in the morning,
to dislodge the catarrhal matter.
1927 South St. FRED H. PREssY.
The filthy secretions and foul mucus that
are continually dropping back into the
throat, find their way into the stomach
and are absorbed into the blood. Catarrh
a. Il
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
School Children Are Frozen.

Passaic, N. J. Jan 30-While on
their way to school Nellie and Mary
Graschot, 6 and 8 years old, were
benumbed by cold and lay down In
the snow in the street. A truckman
later saw in the street a red shawl
and dug the little ones out. They
we're unconscious; their hands and
feet were frozen. 1t is feared that
the younger one may die.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Acquitted Of Murder

Abilene, Kss., Jan. 30.-William
Hirt was acquitted here yesterday
morning OF the murder OF Herman
Duvall at Herington. Duvall Is a
railroad man. Going down the street
New Years night he met Hirt and
crowded him on the walk. Duvall
called him a name, hit him with a
lantern and kicked him. Hirt fell
and then arose and fired, killing
Duvall instantly. Neither men had
ever met before.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
A Misapp,ied Petition.

TTTTTTVDI- :.
NOT long since the choir in one Il
the fashiuabl, churches Of the South
rendered a long and difficult anthem
-one with many frilI> andflrhelows.
THE good minister sat patiently
through it, but when the anthem
was finished he arose, and to the
amusement ofboth congregation and
choir, began his prayer in deeply
earnest tones, saying. 80 Lord, we
thank Thee that that We are still
alive"
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
A Frightened Horse.

Running like mad down the street
dumping the occupants, or q hun
dred other accidents, are every day
occurances. 1t behooves everybody
to have a reliable Salye handy and
there's meme as good as Bucklen's
Arnica Salve. Burns, cuts, sores,
Eczema and piles disappear quickly
under it's soothing effect, 25c at
Frank T. ClaJ's Drug Store.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Greatly in Demand

Nothing is more in demand than
a medicine which meets modern re
ouirements for blood and system
cleanser, such as DIR. Kings New
Life Pills. They are just what you
need to cure stomach and liver
troubles. Try them. At Frank T.
Clay's drug store, 25c., guaranteed.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Gentle Married Jewish Couple.

Fulton, Mo-, Jan. 30.-Judge s. p.
Beaven Of the Galloway county pro-
bate court, who is a Gentle, had the
unique experience OF officiating at a
Jewish wedding today. Morris Mon
penstien OF New York and Mise Julia
Eisenstein OF Guthrie secured a Ii.
cense and as there is no Jewish
minister In the locality went at once
to Judge Beaven's Office where they
we're married.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
Has Stood The Test s5 Years.

The old, original GROVES Taste
less chill tonic. You know what you
are taking. 1t is iron and quinine in
a tasteless form. No cure, nopay SOC
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02
To Cure a Cold in One Day.

Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUI-
NINE Tablets. All druggists refund
the money if it fails to cnre. Il. W
Groves signatureis is oneach box. 25c
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1905-02-02

then becomes con.
stitutional, and the
only way to getrid
of it is through the
blood. Write us II,
you have Catarrh,
and our ptlysici-
ans will advise you
without charge.
npany, Atlanta, GO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-10
Ministers VIII Come.

will Moline's new opera house be
complete and ready for use by Sept
ZAP" This is a question that is being
asked by Pastor J. P. Miller, of the
Swedish Methodist church, and by
members of his church. For on that
day there will be 10 ministers in the
city. gathered for the Central Swedish
annual conference. which opens in this
city Sept. Il and continues for week.
Thirteen years ago this conference of
Swedish ministers was held in this
city. and the evening of the Sunday
which they spent in the city was devo-
ted to a union service. This was held
in the Auditorium and there was
scarcely room to accommodate ali the
people who attended. Sept. Il of this
year falls on Sunday, and the eXpecta-
ton is that a union service will be held
and the hope is the opera house will
be finished that it may be secured for
II