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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-19
A TRAFALGAR STORY.

1t will not be generally known that
the Rev. Sydney Smith in his notorious
article on Methodism notes as a fact
equally surprising and amusing that
there We're Methodists at Trafalgar. A
correspondent of the Evangelical Mag
azine had quoted as the deplorable
opinion of IAN officer of rank in his
Majesty's navy that the duty in a
without profane swearing. Sir said
he, interspersing many solemn impre-
cations, an officer could not live at
sea without swearing; not one of my
men would mind a word without an
oath-it is common sea-language If
we We're not to swear, the rascals
would take Us for lubbers, stare in our
faces, and leave US to do our commands
ourselves
I never knew but one exception,
he continued There was d set of
fellows called Methodists on board
the Victory, Lord Nelson's ship Ito
be sure he was rather religious
man nlnStI-) ana JIOSG men never
wanted swearing at. The dogs
We're the best seamen on board.
Every man knew his duty and
every man did his duty. They used
to meet together and sing hymns,
and nobody dared modest them. The
commander would not have suffered
it. They We're allowed a mess by
themselves, and never mixed with
the other men. I have often heard
them singing away myself; and tbs
true. 1 assure you. but not one of
them was either killed or wounded
al the battle of Trafalgar. though
they did their duty as we'll as any
men. No. not one of the psalm
singing gentry was even hurt; and
there the fellows are swimming
away in the Bay of Biscay at this
very time, singing like the d.
Commenting on these facts the Rev.
Canon of ST. Paurs complains that
the Methodists have made an alarm
ing inroad into the church and are
now attacking the Army and Navy. And
obviously he thinks it very sad
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-19

They led F'innegan into the presence
of the captain and officers, w-lo look
ed MIN ovel and questioned him.
How did you get on that buoy, Fin
negan?" asked the latter.
''Swum to it, sorr, when 1 went out
the hawse-pipe wi the chain
You We're in the hawse-pipe when
we slipped? It's a wonder you We're
not killed. What were you doing
there?"
Sleeping, sorr. I didn't know where
to go, except where I come from.
found him''-F'innegan looked indig
nantly al his sleeping in me
full. sorr.''
But where We're you before that?''
I'm the hawse- pipe, sorr.''
But how did you get there? Think.
You fell overheard at sea. You missed
the life-buoy thrown to you How did
you swim SO far?'
Finnegan knitted his brow, then
grinned and shook his demijohn. The
tinkling of a small quantity of liquid
sounded.
L didn't drink it all, sorr. 1 didn't
have time. I was drowndin'; but
found that the emptier it got the high
er it f1oated The jug saved me life,
sorr.''
And you drifted in with the tide,
1 suppose"
Yes, sorr; but was full at the
time, sorr. 1 wasn't meself, an I
didn't sing out 1 caught the chain
ana climbed into the hawse-pipe; and
l stayed there, l guess"
Go down, Finnegan.'' said the cap
tain. Doctor Bryce. will he need your
attention."
Possibly, sir" answered the sur
geon, moving away after the departing
Finnegan and glancing furtively at the
first lieutenant. But if you will par
don me, captain, I am slightly inter
ested in the psychic aspect of the case.
There has been son for all F'inne-
CAMS former adventures What is the
hidden purpose of it?''
The purpose" interposed the first
lieutenant, with his binoculars leveled
at the harbor mouth. showing family
through the thinning fog as the
search-light played upon it, lis to
demonstrate the truth of the PROPOSE
ton that Authorizations are contagious.
Mr.. Thompson sees a ghost. or mag
ines he sees one, and by telepathy
projects his mind state into that of
a whole ships company, and every
man on board imagines he sees it too.
Wonderful
But Finnegan had a better answer.
He turned back and said:
Most forgot to tell We, sorr. This
bay here is full o submarines. I count
ed four in the awash condition gofn'
past me bout an hour back, an they're
enemies, for they didn't harm that ship
we chased in. She come out soon af-
ter
And if I'm not mistaken said Mr.
Clarkson, his eyes still at the glasses,
Il see a periscope tube"
slip that chain,'' called the captain.
well get away from here"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
CHURCH PERSONALS.

Bishop william r. Manning. Of the
recently created diocese Of Harrisburg.
will be one Of the youngest. II not the
youngest. Of the Protestant Episcopal
bishops. b
MGR. serahnI II 10 be made 4 cardinal
Of Mexico. IN appreciation u his latest
work In bringing about harmony and
improving the discipline Of the churches
In that country.
Rev. Father Albert Nechauquet COM
pleted his four years course In the
propaganda at Rome this year. He said
his first mass In August In Oklahoma
City, and Ii now assistant pastor at Mus.
kogee. I. r. lie IL n full. blooded Potto-
watomle and the nrst Indian priest.
DR.. Randolph H. Mekim. ID. D.. Of
Washington. d. C., who has Just been
accorded the honor Of being elected
chairman Of the house OF deputies OF tho
Protestant Episcopal church. for almost
40 years has been one OF the most prom
inent clergymen Of his denomination.
In connection with the conservation
OF Bishop Spalding Il is Of interest 10
note that he was born NJ Erie. Pa. when
bis father was rector Of the parish which
he IL nov himself about TO leave. and
chat = part Of the present district Of
Salt Lake Was once included In the
jurisdiction Of hL father An bishop Of
Colorado.
DR.. Mcnamara. n. p. said 1t . cler.
lcal conference the other evening that
- a. ------ - -
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
THE coLoRINo OF BUTTER
BY Properly Feeding the Cow a Nat.
urai coloring Nay Be Given
to the Butter.

There Is probably no breed Of eowa
1 taken collectively. that VIII make vel
lower butter In winter than the Jerseys
INDEED, give them proper food and care
md there IL but little need Of adding ar.
1hcial colorlng to the cream to impart .
lore attractive tint TO tho butter. 81
my time Of the year. Carrots are excel.
INT for the purpose. says the Epitomist
- good supply OF these roots, with plenty
t6f clover hay aud corn meal and bran,
MAKE II possible. II the cream In rightly
<AAndled. to produce very nice butter In
hold weather. Even corn fodder. mixed
with clover hay. will give quite salts.
Factory results. What ever Will help &c
make hrst-class butter OF a good natural
color. should certainly beJtili,ed. The
majority Of buyers would much rather
have the tint put there by tho cows
and the care Of the %dDiryman. although
Che product be almost white, than uss
hat with theI osuseoioJ. especially Il
Die c9,oring has nj been properly done.
ma e may e 2 g%:!SsS.H;n as |! \
b1ttek ha, always looks VOL II col
orina ffused at all. It should be pfe6$ 7,
~ lia( TO become stale wtsAAak and In
lat ut will injure the flavor Of the
h itte/ The best way Of using Il. Ql
pur1 TO put Il Into the creeO
lart( the churn. As alreI aA1nU
late( however, Il would be better "a
pspe with It's use sp.lgely. Butter
lat bighk SsVYsFotla tAen esp'
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
NOTES.

Buy from the nursery with q rspu-
,tion 10 sustain.
d. you do not like TO take the cows
Srns on. put knobs on them.
Food cows. good land and good farm
= the trinity OF successful dairy
Keeping the pores OF the farm animals
en- Is just as essential 10 their health
the same condition is TO yours.
Dtock maintains the best OF health
ZEN manure is not allowed to accum'
tie under them In the stable or feed.
The dairy COW does not have to be
bed TO get the profit from her. She
les II year by year and relieves her
her OF the necessity Of constantly
fixing up.
Where cooperate d~airylne is practiced
farmers that contribute the mill
build receive monthly very full reports
the progress OF the factory work,
Is will win their confidence. or hold
if II is already obtained Midland
inner.
farm COW needs special care. She !,
oh nor delicate than horses, hogs
Rp. or even beef cattle, Provide 4
I'M stable, with good bedding. see thai
has the best feed o%btainable, and Sc
a herdsman who is kird.-Orangs
ID Farmer.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
IT 10 A MISTAKE.

To Judge The wealth VI = ~oman BY
her apparel.
To think that people are slways
covertly criticising your actions.
To think that Q man does not notice
the details VI the toilet OF u womAn IN
whom be IL Interested.
To criticise an absent person with
out being sure that your listeners do
not know the person to whom you al
luds.
To imagine that passers-by are sui.
hciently Interested In your appearance
TO notice thai Your hat or coat 10 out
Of data
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
Chill Chicken.

Boil . chicken until tender. 1t II spol
on and chop II hnc; wash and az . sup-
full { .rice. put Into . suitable pot con.
tanning hot lard or butter. and try . few
moments; then add chopped tomatoes,
onions. salt and chill powder TO taste;
now pour into II the chicken and some
Of tho broth In which II has been boiled.
Good Housekeeping.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

Emphaucally the young man who Is
% years old by the calendar aud who
IL only is years old In mind and man-
ner. Is handicapped to-day as he never
before could have been handicapped
In history. Minneapolis Tribune.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
First Campaign Emblem.

30 far as known the FIRST campaign
emblem was the finger ring Of copper.
II was worn by the adherents Of John
Quincy Adams In 1925. when he ran for
president. and was inscribed John
Quincy Adams. 1895" Tintypes and
mcdallions were among the insignia Of
the 1860 campaign.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

All the crimean veterans In receipt Of
small pensions who are In neccssitous
circumstances are now being granted
special increases. provided they vers
either wounded or discharged for In
ability. or are At present suffering from
= disability clearly due to their military
services.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
For a p.lieiou. Nut Bread.

Add chopped nuts. hickory or Eng.
iish walnu,s. to any entire wheat or era
ham bread recipe. allowing two-thirds
Of n cupful OF nuts to each medlum-slzsd
loaf. -iIousekeeper.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

ICE HOUSE AND DAIRY CONFINED.
tank. q. arc placed the cans o; milk. !
use deep cans. holding about four gal.
Ions each. The dairy room is sai6
feet. the trough. a. two feet wide. ie
feet long and i6 inches deep. This. a.
well as the floor. Is made Of concrete.
The waste water Ia led outside through
pipe. b.
The Ice house Il i6x2o feet In size,
with it-foot studs. II will hold abou,
100 tons Of Ice. which gives about 30
tons for family use and the balance 10
supply the dairy through the season.
There Is always cool. waste water &c
keep the temperature In the tank from
i5 to 50 degrees. and II Is nev ncces'
cary to put In Ice.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

OWNS TO constantly living IN canoes
q race Of dwarfs In British New Guinea
are losing the usc Of their legs. while
their chests and arms are abaormally
developed.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
AN ICE HOUSE AND DAIRY
Below Il Described . Convenient Com
bination Of the Two-How n
Nay BE Built.

Ny ice house 10 built above ground
with q good cement noor. which slopes
TO the center with q fall Of six inches.
a y Franklin Rogers. Of Berrien coun.
~, Mich. In Farm and Home. Tho
waste water Is conducted by n lead
pipe, c, TO the dairy room. where In
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

British lndia has tho. swlftsst river
In the world2 II IA the Sutiej, which.
In $50 miles. has a descent Of 1900
feet -. ~.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
Worst Conveyance.

Tho omnibus Is probably the ,iowcst.
the least comfortable. and the most
uncertain type OF vehicle built since
the ark.-London Express.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

when q man IN his pajamAs bumps
his shin ON a rocking chair II Ia sur
prising wha. q weak. washy thing his
vocabulary seems to bim.-N. Y. Press.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

ThS ,oiiias rlvlfkl st pfsiess In ,hs
Methodist Episcopal church last year
vas rsrs Aanirs - aasll ~ilfl.n'' /.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

x-2Aya Tila Pssrisr ~ . :,
6HtfyS ajs now SfanEsa-tTX:ry{
tosfeeftsfH II they 6ontsfh beAflf. >Ttif
Saves iniuring them BY opening.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13
rAsss w1rr 4 1AuoH.

Mask Twain tsiis . stosy that while
travsiins n Germany IMAM sitting nsxt
70 him q . dinner IN . hotel ordered .
bottle Of johannesburg wine. When II
Wa brought be saw on the bottle . label
Of Moselle, and called 70 II the atten-
ton Of the manager. who exclaimed;
"Ach! what . stupid donkey; idistinet-
" told him 70 put on the Johannesburg
label"
A blushing and pretty Swedish sirl
Just arrived from the old country at
tended evening service ct . Duluth
church. The n..-,yter. seeing she was .
stranger. shook hands with her ct the
close Of the meeting and said he would
md pleasure In calling upon her soon.
Whercupon the girl hung her head and
b~ashfully murmured: Tank you. but
~ have . fella'."
Mr.. Campbell. the Irish soilcitor-sen-
erAl. speaking the other day upon dsiu-
piona. told q story OF Q north Of ireland
Protestant who was perfectly sane rave
on one point This stanch Protestant
harborcd the dciusion that one Of his
legs belonged 10 a Roman Catholic and
therefore when he ven TO bed every
night he used TO leave the Catholic leg
outside the blanket by way Of punish
ment
There had been q railway collision
near . Scottish country town. and an
astute local attorney had hurried to the
scene Of disaster. Noticing an old man
with . badly damaged head lying on the
ground. he approached him with note
book In hand. How about damages.
my mani" no began. Tho injured man
waved him on with the remark: ma.
ma; yell set nae damages fac me. II
wasna me that hit yer bloomin' aud
train"
Many years Of hard work on the farm
had made the old man round-shouldered
and his coat ntted badly. His son In the
city sent him n coat stretcher on which
TO hang the coat AZ night. On his neat
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-01-13

The, testmonials which We are constantly publishing from
grateful women prove beyond 10 doubt the power Of Lydia 4. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound to conquer female diseases.
Ss000 ss 81 H.. |" 8; : :%S !s s: :;: Ss$s:: 4; $::i: :s:, ',...''..'."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-28
Two Jack Tar. praun.a.

NEWPORT, R. l.. Dec. Seaman Patrick o'Brien of the gunboat Hist was found drowned on the shore of the training station here. After the dis. covery of 0'Brien's body roll call was held. and it developed that Sea man A. E. Thompson of Boston. who had been court martialed recently with OBrien and ordered confined to the station. was also missing. It is thought that Thompson was drowned with oBrien while both were attempting to eseane.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-28
The Hanging of Little Johnnie
By ADAM GANNETT
tcopyright, 1903, by Joseph B. Bowles.)

'
 When Little Johnnie first come to Dat Hollow. he done the right thing Invited the crowd into Mikes and set Fem up all around. Whereupon Three finger Bill. who was the cock of the walk, and man of parts, even if some of the parts were missing, said that if anybody interfered with the kid they'd get the wadding knocked out of 'em.
 When come to take good look at Johnnie 1t didn't seem bad idea, his having some one to look out for him; he wasn't more than five foot two tall, nor as thick through as a tele- graph pole, while his hands was as little as gals and as soft, and his hair was yellower than French Rates. If 1t hadn't been for the kids eyes, you'd have said he wouldn't last three days in Cat Hollow, but when he looked us all square in the face, and told us we was as tough looking a layout as he'd ever seen, with our 50-day old boards, and hair looking as
 
 if 1t had been cut with a sheep shears, we liked it-I'm blamed if we didn't. And when he went on to say that his mission in life was to make people beautiful, and that he was going to begin on us at a dollar a shave and two for a haircut, there come near be- ing free fight to see who he'd take first.
 Dry Rock, over the mountain, had had a barber for two weeks, and we was all little sore at not having one ourselves. So Johnnie unloaded his outfit and went to work
 Johnnie was a funny little cuss in some respects. Didn't have religion lor anything like that; but you couldn't get him to do stroke of work on a Sunday. Generally took his gun and
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-28

LOCKED IN HIS sooTY EMBRACE. return, and seized the check string tc call James attention. but my aunt grasped my hand firmly and said:
 'I couldn't possibly turn back, Ar. thur; it is so unlucky. How much money have you?"
 pulled out nearly all my worldly wealth. about twenty-five dollars in bills and some odd silver
 "Is that all?" she said. scornfully, taking it. however Well, you have your check book?"
 No" 1 said, hurriedly. Ter never carry one. they're so heavy"
 "Oh, well, it doesn't matter. I can easily get some money at one of the shops where 1 deal I'll send you 6 check tomorrow for this; at least not tomorrow of course. that's Friday and if possible I never write a check on Friday. it is such an unlucky day. You shall have it Saturday"
 thought it would be a much un- luckier day for me if didn't get 1t and mentally resolved to stick to Aunt Maria till I saw her sas,ly inside her door again when should have a chance of getting my money
 We proceeded comfortably for some distance when the carriage was blocked a little. In an evil moment my aunt's eagle eyes glaneing out Of the window deserted a horse shoe of huge sire just dropped by some passing dray horse
 "Oh. Arthur" she exclaimed. in tones of ecstasy, T must have that lovely horseshoe. You can easily slip out while we're blocked and pick it up for me"
 I reluctantly opened the carriage door and descended into the mud.
 Of course the moment left the car riage the block broke up and I was engulfed in a roaring tide of destruc- ton Bus drivers svore at me. rubber tires spattsrsd ne from head to toe. and ss I gTsspsd the -luck-bringsr- . ruman vho was also making for itI suafehed it from my clutch
 I felt ouite ashamed Of myself as q gained the carriage. with James and Thompson ErinninE and with the pristine beauties of my garments sad U dimzed
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-28
REBELS HOLDING OUT
Barricade Fighting Makes Moscow Streets a Shambles.
GENERAL STRIKE OPENS AT ODESSA
Eight Thousand Armed Insurgents Devastate Baltic Provinces-Land- ed Propriefors Glad to Escape
 With Their Lives.

| LONDON, Dec. 28. Dispatches from Moscow say that the area within which barricades are being construct ed is extending, and the insurgent or l ganization is not weakened.
 The rebels have fired the city in sev- eral places, and large part of it is in ] flames
 1 Several fires have been started by the artillery in pounding down houses from | which the rebels were hurlng bombs on the soldiers.
 l The fighting renders it impossible for the municipal authorities to deal with l the fires.
 The cannonading in Moscow contin- ues, and the list of casualties is swell ing.
 The revolutionists are operating in three sections. They are well armed with revolvers and rifles. The women who are participating in the fighting are guilty of the worst cru cities.
 The bloodshed at Moscow has been frightful, and the casualties will reach 15,000 About 100 Red Cross workers have been dispatched from St. Peters burg to Moscow to aid in caring for the wounded The arms of the revo- lutionists come principally from Ger many and Belgium.
 Several shops in the old town are open, but the thoroughfares about the kremlin are closed. The banks are shut The bourse is open but no busi- ness is done.
 The Rostov regiment has joined the revolutionists.
 A St. Petersburg report says that a general strike has broken out in Odes- sa and Kharkov and that bombs are being thrown in the streets of Khar- kov. .a .sg..gaes,< Ina
 At Tifiis the Armenians and Moham- medan Tartars have concluded peace.
 A St. Petersburg cable says that W. E. Smith, well known American resi- dent there, reports that 5000 armed insurgents from the Baltic provinces have crossed the railroad between Redjitza and Pskoff and that the whole country is lighted up by fires from burning residences. He says that the insurgents, who are well armed and who have a battery of machine guns, announce that they are "annexing" the region to the Lithuanian republic" Rich landed proprietors and their fam lilies boarded the train at Pskoff with nothing but hand satchels. They told Mir. Smith that they were glad to es- cape alive.
 St. Petersburg advices say that, ac- cording to information received by the revolutionary leaders there, an armed rebellion on large scale will be open ed in Poland immediately.
 Cossa ckssihene charged crowds laoft workmgmeri ar the Narva gate and 1of1 the bridge over the Modka canal, and fifty persons were killed or wounded.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-28
Young Ti.del confc..ed BurrI.r,

SCRANTON, Pa, Dec. 2S.-Frank A. Tisdel who is in partnership with his father in Scranton's leading gun shop, was arrested here on suspicion of rob ping Kllberg's jewelry store last Thursday night and after being taken to police headquarters confessed. He returned five watches and some silver ware, but denied all knowledge of a bag containing $500 worth of diamonds which Jeweler Kllberg alleges was taken with the rest of the plunder.