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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

The way a woman acts when she
goes to get on a bicycle you would
think she was climbing over a barbed
wire fence.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

There is something very deceptive
about the way a girl can make you
think she is looking the other way
when she almost winks at you
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

It makes a woman feel terribly bash
ful to forget to be confused when a
man catches her sewing some Of her
queer clothes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

When a man is in a room with lot
Of women talking he can shut his eyes
and almost feel as if he we're seorchirg
in an automobile
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28
OPERATION AVOIDED
ExPERTENcE or HISS MERKLEY
sho Wa Fotd mat an Oporation Wa
hsTisebls. How she Escaped Il

When . physician tells womaB suf-
1srlDg with ovarian or womb trouble
that an operation Is Necessary. thevery
thought Of the knife and the operating
table strikes terror TO her heart, and
cur hospitals are full Of women coming
for ovarian or womb operations
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

When a man buys a trombone he is
either a melomaniac OF else he dOesn't
like his neighbOrs
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

A girl seldom ever loves a man twice
for the same reason.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

Women have such funny ideas they
would want to stop and put on their
best nightgOwn before going down a
fire escape.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections Of the throat and lungs--TylL
o. ENDsLzY, Vanburen. Ind. Feb. 10. 1900.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

A hOmeIy figure in petticOats may
have a handsome figure in the bank.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

srDyspepsfa Torrnentsd Ne for Tears. DE-.
David KENNEDY FavorIte Remedy cured me- MI q
s. DOugherty, EIviIle, " J. Used over - jean oo
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

Nearly everybody could be rich 4
money was of no use to anybody.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

yes, Laura, he said his heart was in
my keeping"
Take my 31viee, dear, and tell him
/ you are not running a storage ware
/ house for damaged goods
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

A woman is at peace with herself
when she is at war with a neighbour.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethinE, sOftens the guns reduces N
aAmmstOn, asys pain, cures wind coliC- &c bottle
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

A girls waist is very elastic to 1T
any length Of arm so snugly.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

TEG psrnanauEty eure6 no nrs or nerEoaEnaes zftgP
~ = days Of Eline'B Graz1 EsEtoF-
e. send Tor FREE 8R. 90 triai bottle and treztsss.
D. + H XIII Id 81 Arch Street. PIladelpfas Pa
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

It takes a woman to smile down the
torture Of her heart.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28
VIII II Cure Consumption?


ATO, we cannot hold out the promise
that DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
zeal Discovery viii cure con-
sumption when thorO Ughly
seaJed and established. We doubt If
any medicine viii then cure, although
hundreds have been cured by the
90 Discovery - after their attending
physicians had pronounced their cases
to be regular tubeTcular consumption.
The fact is that the Z" Golden Medical
Discovery" does cure severe throat and
bronchial affections, lingering coughs,
and those obstinate, wasting, - run
down conditions which, If neglected
or improperly treated, run on and
terminate IN genuine consumption
We know that thousands of men and
women although IN the advanced stages
of feeblehess and emaciation-palid,
wasted and bTOken-dOwn with all the
terrible symptoms of hacking coughs,
night sWeats, hectic fever, absolute
prostratiOn, and even bleeding from
the lungs-have been restored by the
use Of this marvellous medicine to per
manent health, strength and vitality.
But IL must be taken in time, before
the lungs have been filed with tuber-
cular deposits, or have actually begun
TO break down.
DR. 2 V PIERCE Buffalo. n. Y:
Dear Str-It gives NE pleasure to send you
this testimonial 50 that some other poor SUI
ferer may be saved. Is / was, by Dr. PierCe,s
Golden Medical Discovery. had q cough
slowly failing. Could eat three good meals
day but was losing flesh every DAY. Lost in
weight from $50 pounds down 70 I28 My flesh
got sofs and I had no strength. Did not say
anything 70 any one but made up my mind
that the end was not far on If did not get
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28
SOUTHERN CONDITIONS IND.
POSSIBILITIES,

In 10 part Of the United States has there been
such wonderful Commercial, Industrial and
Agricultural development IS along the lines o.
the Illinois Central and the YaZOo b Mississippi
Valley Railroads in the States Of Tennessee,
Mississippi and Louisiana, within the past ten
years Cities and towns have doubled their
population Splendid business blocks have
been erected Farm lands have more than
doubled in value. Hundreds Of industries have
been established and as q result there Is 81
unprecedented demand for
Day Lsb0rers, Skilled H0Fkmen, and
Especially Farm TehantS.
Parties with small capital, seeking an oppOr-
tunfty 70 purchase q farm home; farmers EkO
would prefer % rent for q couple Of years before
purchasing and day lsbOrers IN delds OF fac
tories should address postal card 20 hr. J. II.
Merry. Assistant General Passenger Agent,
DUBUQUE. Iowa. who viii promptly mail printed
matter concerning the territory above de-
scribed, and give specific replies 70 AL inquiries
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

eEhen Answering advsFdsemsr2
Kindly Mention This Paper.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

he Common COM SENS s aedicsi Ad7i5eT s6ogt
! that sounds more Ike common sense than
any thing else that had heard At once
\ before I had taken half Of one bottle felt
| better Took thirteen bottles and Il made
new man OF me I gained sixteen pounds and
/ never have had q cough since / feel splendid
and give all the credit TO your medicine
/ Yours truly.
| GEO A THOMPSON.
! Sheldon Ave. Chatham. Ont. Canada
/ DR. r V. PIERCE Buffalo. N Y;
! Dear Str wish 70 speak as to the benefit
! received from Dr. PierCe's Golden Medical
Discovery Ny health being rundown last
lungs and throat had q very bad cough
also raised great deal DOctOred for eEhile
I with our cOuntry physician and be said n At
I II my cough could not be broken I'D would
I 90 into consumption / could see no 1enens
I OF Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
I and In two weeks time ny cough was All
c0very = IS one Of the best cough Tenedies In
/ existence and also know that Dr.: Pierces
I troubles for which IL IS recommended. for
Hoping that others may be benefited Is
Yours with respect
Mrs n BLAzTER.
/ Morgan. OcOntO Co. Wis.
DIR. PierCe's SS2 4sssl ssR 3 So !;
health, and good health is largely a nat
/ ter OF healthy activity Of the bowels DR..
I PieTCe's Pleasant Pellets cure cOnstipa-
/ ton They are safe, sure and speedy,
| and once taken do not have to be taken
always. One little Pellet" Is q gentle
| laxative, and two a mild
s s2i6a 1, I. The gEyng 9gysF Pellets.
I6ence for a dealer 10 attempt
,sEEEute for this WOEEdzEanIed
on want. rs his business to
ur6es some substitute, he's
ne he'll make - not Of your
l0rfzcF1EaT daaFeP
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-28

Tiuez
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10
STRIKES HIDDEN ROCKS,

When your ship of health strikes the hidden rocks of consumption, pneumo- nia, etc, you are lost, if you don't get help from Dr Kings New Discovery for o Consumption. J. W. McKinnon of Talladega Springs, Ala, writes: "I had been very i'll with pneumonia, under the care of two doctors, but was getting no better when 1 began to take pr Kings New Discovery. The first dose gave relief, and one bottle cured me-" Sure cure for sore throat, bronchitis, coughs and colds. Guaranteed by R. H. Beers & Co.,, Newtown; Betts 6 Betts, Sandy Hook; w. N. Noble, New Milford; W. B. Hawley, Sherman;A. w. Twiss, Bethel; Connery Bros., George town; G. D. O'Dell, Cornwall Bridge; D: Hawley, Hawleyville; R. F. Smith, West Cornwall; Peck & Co.,, Brookfield Center; w. J. BeehIer, Brookfield; Allen Joyce, Roxbury Station, drug stores, price soc and s1. Trial bottle free.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

milk for James Hammond, the past week.
 Mrs Emma Wheeler is stopping with Mrs E. G. Jennings of Sport Hill for couple of weeks.
 Mrs Eli Jennings and Miss Ada Jen- nings have visited on the Hill.
 Mrs George Parrack has been at the home of her daughter, Mrs Albert Bulkley.
 MT and Mrs Clarence w. Sherwood and son of Rockaway Beach, who have been wintering at Los Angeles, Cal, report fine time. They kept horse and carriage and have ridden within a radius of about 50 miles, viewing the surrounding country. They intend to start for home about March 20. Clar- ence Sherwood is a brother of E. B. Sherwood.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

A new novel by Kate Douglas Wig gin is pleasant event in the reading world; and in the March Century will begin that popular authors latest work, "Rose O the River" Rose, of course, is the heroine of the tale; and the river is the Saco, the beautiful stream which runs near Mrs Wiggin's summer home in Hollis, Me-, so Mrs Wiggin's has set this'idyl in scenes fa- miliar and beloved. The tinted frontispiece of the number will portray George Wright's conception of the Rose of Mrs Wiggin's romance.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10
SANDY HOOK LIBRARY.
MORE DONATIONS.

Twentv-two vols have been added since last report, making in all 66. These g books were given as follows: Miss Gussie Campbell, one of the col lectors, gave: Kidnapped, By Steven son; Handy Andy, By Samuel Lover; and Mining and Hunting, By F. A. Is- bell. Miss Campbell is also credited with S4.75 cash, while other books have come in on her account. Miss Tessie Carmody gave: Tales of Our Coast, By s. R. Crockett. Another patron donated, The R cal Diary of a Real Boy, By H. A. Sh ute; Sally-Mrs Tubbs, By Margaret Sidney; and the Soldier of the Valley, By Nelson Lloyd.
 Other books from the parish library added last week, mostly juvenile, are as follows: Martin Bernhard; The Strength of her Youth, By Daudney; Earl Whiting; The Young Fortune Seeker; Never Give Up, By Mrs M. Leslie; Clean Your Boots; Uncle Nat, By A. Oldfellow; Su my Side, By H. Trusta; The Old Tales of Chivalry, By A. R. Hope; The Gabled House; The Tell Tale, By E. Stuart Phelps; Downward and Upward; MT Stead lasts Journey, By Julia Nc Nair Wright; A Young Vagabond, By F. R. Bennett, and Right and Wrong, By Mary Hewitt.
 The total of money given to March 6, is S17.75.
 More books have been promised TO. O. Wright.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

The Pennsylvania Academy of the
 Fine Arts has just celebrated it's cen tenary, receiving congratulations on
 it's noble share in the evolution of American art. The event lends es- pecial interest to the record in the March Century of "Philade]phia' s Con- tribution to American Art," set down by Harrison s. Morris, managing di- rector of the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts. The authoritativ value of such record is self-evident; and the article is enriched by repro auctions of such works as Thomas Moran's "Mount Moran in the Teton Range, Idaho," William T. Richards "February," Birge Harrison's "Madi- son Avenue in Winter," Thomas Eakins' portrait of Thomas Kenton, John McLure Hamilton's "Mr Glad
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10
THE QUEST.

BY MRS I. M. SHARPE, NEW MILFORD. I gather'd this flower for you As 1 walked on the beach in the morn
 ing dew. This pansy was water'd by foam from
 the sea, Keep it for sake of a fond thought or
 me. Here is this flower from the sea; On the sands I have written your
 name, Marie. But the tide will arise while the winds
 blow free And the sands will cover your name,
 Marie! This treasure has gleamed on the
 shifting sand, Like clinging hold that changes 1t's
 hand. But dream not of this, in our raptur-
 ous quest, At the rainbow's foot to the isles of
 the blest. March, 1905.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10
FREE AT YOUR HOME,
Write for Free Sample Bottle ot Cal eura | Solvent, Dr.. David Kennedy's wonderful
 new Kidney, Liver and Blood Medicine.

By special arrangement, our readers may obtain a trial bottle of Cal-cura Solvent Dr. Kennedy's new medicine and a pamph- let of valuable medical advice absolutely free. Simply send your name and address to the Cal-cura Co.,, Rondout, N. Y., and mention this paper. Cal-cura Solvent is from the laboratory of that well known physician and surgeon Dr. David Kennedy of Rondout, N. Y. It acts upon an entirely new principle. It dissolves and removes uric acid from the system, the cause of var ious Kidney, Bladder and Blood troubles, and many other serious disorders. Thus by removing the cause it cures the dis ease. It dissolves and quickly removes Cal culi (stones) red and white gravel, from the Kidneys and Bladder. It stops pain in the back, Kidney colic andavoids the surgeons knife; it prevents the formation of those foreign bodies (CalculD by dissolving the uric acid and carrying it off through the natural channels, thus purifying the blood, curing gout, rheumatism, neuralgia, and periodical headaches of women. It expels gall stones, gives healthy action to the liver, relieves the pain of bilious collie and cures constipation. Testimonials sent upon request. Large bottles ST. co or six for S5 co
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10
FAIRFIELD COUNTY
MONROE,
A FINE BUTTER RECORD

FINE BUTTER RECORD.
 Mir and Mrs J. M. Lake of Elm street have butter record for the year from February l, 1904, to Febru- ary l, 1905, which would be hard to break. From five COWS, two of which were heifers, two years old, he has made 170O pounds of butter. These COWS are of the Jersey breed.
 George A. Sherwood, who has been ill with asthma, is now able to be out. + John Beach is improving his house with new coat of paint. Frederick Patterson of Sandy Hook is doing the work.
 William Judson has accepted posi- tion with George Edwards on Pepper street for the season.
 John M. Luke had the misfortune recently to lose valuable COW.
 Elmer Wakelee has been among the sick ones. Dr Wales is attending him.
 Albert Fohrenbach, IT,, has the con- tract for building the new house for Charles H. Jennings of White Hills to take the place of the one burned a few months ago. MT Fohrenbach will be- gin work about April 1.
 John w. Waterbury has been i'll at his home with paralysis of the face. Dr Wales is attending him.
 D. c. Wells has been confined to his home with erysipelas.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

stone in Downing Street," William Sartain's Arabian Head," Thomas Hovenden's "In Hoe Signo Vinces," " Mary Cassatt's "L' Enfant-a la Robe Bleue," Maxfeld Parrish's "The Page of Count Reynaurd," Alexander Har- rson's Gle Crepuscule," Anna Lea Merritt's "Eve," John s. Sargents portrait of Beatrice Goelet, and Cecilia Beaux'S "Revery."
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

All who intend buying anything in the diamond, watch or jewelry line, will do we'll to visit the up-to-date store of Reid & Todd, 1O54 Main street, Bridgeport, where they will find the largest stock of diamonds, watches, jewelry, silverware, optical goods, clocks, cut glass, etc., to be found in the city. They make a speciality of re- pairing and engraving of all kinds. Their work room is one of the best in this part of the country. They employ the best skilled workmen to be had. Give them call when in need of any thing in their line. This business has been established since 1883. They guarantee satisfaction.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

The 9.35 morning train out of New
 Haven for Pittsfeld, Mass, over the Berkshire division, was held up at Ty- Ter City, Saturday morning, by the de- railment of the locomotive. A block ade of the tracks ensued for several
 hours until the wrecking crew from the New Haven terminal with the powerful new wrecking derrick, known as "The Swan," lifted the disabled iron horse back on the tracks and took it to New Haven for repairs. In the meantime the cars of the Pitts field train were drawn out of the ruin and were taken back to New Haven
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

The probate Investigating commit tee, upon the call of Attorney c. H. Northrop, one of the commission, met at the probate office on Saturday last. The committee consists of Messrs Nor throp, Morris, Beecher, Page and Haugh. They organized by choosing Attorney Northop chairman and MT Morris secretary, and later in the day adjourned to 9 o'clock, Tuesday morn inc
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

You will be pleased to note the new advertisement of N. Buckingham & Co.,, of 177 State street, Bridgeport, and if you want anything in furniture, carpets, oil cloths, window shades, lace curtains, upholstery goods, etc., they would be pleased to have you call. Nobby new furniture is in this spring and they have the goods.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

"Have ye iver noticed how crab does be walkin' backwards most av tn , time? Well, accordin' to tn laws av nature, t will only be a matther av time till they'll be gettin' heads on tn other ind to be seein' where they're goin'. 1T is that makes ivvolution. Nature is wonderful thing whin ye come to study it. ."-[ From Charles D. Stewards "The Fugitive Blacksmith. !"
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

and sent northward via Naugatuck Junction. Naturally there was some delay to passengers. All passenger trains over the Berkshire division to and from New Haven were sent via Naugatuck Junction until the tracks were cleared. The train passed New town at 12. 10 D. m.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

D. N. Clark, the hardware man, of Shelton, is havinga splendid sale for few weeks on American wire fencing. Now is the time to get your fences ready for the spring. Look them over and send in your >order early. Notice his adv,
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

Alfred Osborne, while going through the rock cut north of BotsfOrd on the railroad, Friday, February "A, killed a large black snake, four feet long, which was out summing.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

once officiated in a Union church, and administered the Holy Commu- nion. And to my great surprise, when came to pour the wine, behold, it was water! Simply clear water! Not even an infusion of raisins in it! And I found, where I least expected it that I was face to face with the most extreme zeal for temperance. The i'm pression that experience made upon me will never fade out. It was good example of the intemperance of the temperance reform, which needs re- forming about as much as anything in the world.
 Fanaticism often ignores or confuses fundamental moral distinctions. Christ changed water into wine at the mar riage feast, land manifested forth His glory" Some of His followers have changed the wine into water, not withstanding He took the cup, the Passover cup of wine, which He blessed and sanctitied as the sacrament of His blood, the memorial of His death! As though that which the Lord Himself commanded as means of grace to help weak men when taken with a true and living faith, could harm any one, or lead one into temptation to sin! What a strange contradiction of ali spiritual teaching! Making the ordinance of God of none effect through mistaken zeal. and foolish prejudice. Such presumptous dilution of Holy Sacrament appears to come very close to being sacriligious.
 It would seem but reasonable that as wine was chosen by our Lord and Saviour as symbol of the Spi-it of Truth, and consecrated to Holy uses, that it should be redeemed from the curse of abuse. Temperance is one of the fruits of the Spirit of God in men. And the law of temperance is one uni versal principle of conduct. It is sim- ply self control in all things. There are many different phases of intemper- ance, but they all spring from the same root, and they all produce the same evil effect upon the soul. They may be diverse causes even of the same weakness, but morally speaking intemperance is always one and the same. It is loss of self-control. The cause may be inherited weakness, or it may be habit, or the force of social custom, but all the same the soul is overcome of temptation, and there is not the power to resist it.
 And so the work of moral reform, in any case, must be substantially the same. The weak must have grace to help in every time of need. The soul that is tempted with evil must be re- inforced in the higher powers, with motives and restraints both to protect and to strengthen every good resolve and effort. And still, the grand ob- ject to be gained is to enable every man to live temperately and righteous ly in the midst of temptation and sin. And what can be more divinely potent to save one from the enslaving power and shame of intoxicating drinks than the faithful, reverent use of the Holy Sacrament? "Do this, as oft as ye shall drink it, in remembrance of me. This is my blood of the New Testa- ment, which is shed for you, and for many for the remission of sins"
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

Getting along towards the time when men will put off their heavy overcoats with sigh of relief. If you would ex- perience not only relief but also genu- inc satisfaction, let your Spring over- coat be one of those shown by Meigs & Co.,, of Bridgeport in their exhibit of the new Spring models in their big windows. There is no getting away from the fact that these new coats are smart in appearance. The box coats come in three shades of tan, and have the wide shoulders, wider lapels and close-ftting collars the best tailors are putting into their Spring top coats. The conservative coats are longer, cut full in the body, and come in black, tan and gray. Meigs & Co. are di- recting attention to the special value in their special top coats at fifteen dol lars, and also to their special raincoats at like figure. Speaking of rain coats, their show of these indispensa- ble garments is representative of the best work ever seen in town as to tailoring and smartness. See the win dow display by all means and do not fail to see the hat display at the same time.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

Dr J. w. Melbourne, the cancer specialist of Derby, who was thrown from sleigh about two weeks ago and badly sprained his left arm at the shoulder, is now able to be out and att tend to business,
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

Henry Brende] made a flying trip to Washington, Saturday, where he was entertained at dinner by MT and Mrs John M Black.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

w. 0. Minor of Bridgeport, who is son of MT and Mrs Charles Minor of Berkshire, will go to Waterbury about May l, to take charge of a store there for the filling Rubber Go. MT Mnior has been in their employ in Bridgeport for some time. THE BEE is gratified to see Newtown young men get ahead in the world.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

l.. F. Curtis, the Bridgeport drug gist, is favorite trading place for people outside the city for drugs of all kinds. Prescriptions carefully com pounded from the best and purest drugs Obtainable.
The Newtown bee., 1905-03-10

To Herbert Flansburgh, the editor is indebted for copies of The Daily Oklahoman, published at Oklahoma City and the Oklahoma State Capital, published at Guthrie, Oklahoma.