The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-12-28
THIsTLES.

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tan NJ ssSs ny Asv.
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uf.o wss " . rsniElsesns need, II hfss
ums l ever trvs . sword. Where wss
sAsss aSssd Ne cASsai segssinsaDcs. Aa
rssys. answered shs msspr.
-vr1srics and rsiir. ereshess Of four
ssd as yssss respectively. bel Of ~ saws
ssss, vsrs ssksd By ssxangss " ta'sy vsrs
s~lss. No, rpis~d r~derset Indignantly !
shcuse thlss vos'd hsos By our iooss
thai ws'r bovs.
DID yos observe tbss ! dropped note
Il sAsa lest sorg I ~ said. No, rsplisd NE
BlIlvsl,s ycsne mar, bot Of ycs7i hold Ne
lamp n Iool sndes The pianssr an ~.
loss evs dollar note last year, an J hAsrf
"a ever v ~
--Ycs nIsIadgs me, said ths hypccTik
vspsoschssiiy. sdni. Ian poor, veal
mortal, bat lying ID rot oes Of nv fsilipss
II eersaisiy b not, sgrssd The hssd-hssdsd
man. his oee Of your ssccsssss
Hello, srcisinsd ths 6rst travelling
mar. stll In yosf old line. ! suppcses
No. replied the othsr. Mol What are yos
M Hard loct.
lin always willing to lend an snfor-
tspass friend . helping hand. sah The
stranger. Taxa my sdvIos. replied Thrse
rnser San. Don't play cards In Crimson
0slchl
Yes; VIEW s,ses<d Mrs. hilyons prss-
sdsst Of the eiub, shinkinG she would give
~ sospsshing handsome. And We'll,
~ gsvs ne this portrait Of hersslf.
Mr.. Jooss--Who told you that ! VS.
sos drinhing this years Mr.. smsll--hy
VIE. She ss,d that you Kept your sat b.
tween oil Of The scss last night.
willie. Why did you sat oil the FROST
Spr on the csks, cried the irass cook, Be-
caass, said willie honestly, didn't liks
NE cake.
-Tavker-In winter automobiles seem
70 have displaced old fashsoded slsighiDe
0swkss--Hot at ali. Automobiles alm-
ply 70 slsyIng instead Of slssxhing.
Father, II IL true the young man kiss-
ID me 20 suddenly that Was not prepared
for Il, and vet feel that | an also TO blame
IN the mastsr. To blame In what way
I'm AFRAID was an accessory before the
fsct.
--Iuis-SAy. dad, wotS d. matter wid
a babyS He ain't smart. why, heard
do lwssherwomsns baby next door sa]
$1,000 zoo" jast like be does.
A farmer, during . long continues
drought, iuvested . machine for wateripI
biz aeids. 1hs Arst day be was trying
there suddenly cane downpour Of rain
Re put AWAY his machine. It's no ne, b
ss,d; - can dae nasthing nooadays with
out competition.
Nov, wouldn't Il be funny, rsmarke
Popiey, III were TO become little DO
sss,n. Maybe It wouldn't be 90 funny 70
you. %, replied his bright young son.
you wa 10 Be littler'n me, 20, think 1
square up few things.
Mr.. Hardbsad--I have called, cir, :
al for ths hand o. your daughter. OF
0sntlsnap with emotiop) She 10 the onl
child Tat havs, and Der mother 10 eop'
Mr.. Hasdhsad thastilv)--Oh, that's no Of
lection, sssurs you.
HI. thsss, youss two, yelled the stew
dors; handle that gunpowder careful
WHIT Demanded the two handlers 10 cho
NJ. Donr you know that some o th'
ssme powder e1plowsd couple O. yeaI
gro an blowed up tan psnf Well. reptile
sos Of The workmen, shurs thst couldn
Aappss nov. Tbsrs's only two Of
hsre.
But I don't love you, objected u
yoang wsuAn. Then why, howlsd the u
dirpaut yosth, referring hastily to dive'
msuoranda 10 his pocket diary, did you q
total Of sixty. ave pounds Of go cant cand
bought yea during the past year II ~
Shpr love met Because, che SAID, with
rant sxprsssIou on her lovely features,
DO love sasdy.
some years ago, when the divor'
susstion ran high, . Connecticuu WONT
spcsArsd before the Judge and said q
wanted Z divorce. why, Ars. Blinbs
sah the ,adss, Why DO you want divorce
Wen, ,sdgs, sAh the woman, ~ where
can do bsttsf.
Colds NasAy-Aay Brown bragg
musA Abost Der corsuests. OF course abe
uvors attractive 70 the men than !, but
vsrS Cussing--Nos II Ill not q an Go
~ Muglsy sweat Of ycs 70 ssy ths
bul I know shs is--vera Cutting-No
seuss! why, che hasn't nearly 20 mud
money y you have.
-sAs--Ir learn you 70 nsd fault VII
my t@spssl whsp W married you to<
me for better OF worss. Hs-ies, hafth
ba, IA hops there would have bsen son
AsaG iihs an average.
-TNs iissesry boardsr wsa perusing Y
sAvsr tislsg eolsnns Of IN agricuissr
spapsr. Here's N sdvsrtiseuent Of ne
dsvscs for feeding hogs, he remarked.
II lsny 700 expsnsivs, said III lapdisd
IN boy sss. And not ces Of TIE boarde
grfsssl.
.-Iitsh JcAn b the youngest q sever
cAijArss, and his mother b snxioss 70 r.