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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
READ NJ YOU WILL LEARN

That the leading medical writer's and
teachers of all the several schools OF
practice endorse and recommend. in the
strongest terms possible. each and every
ingredient entering into the composition
OF DR.. Picrcc's Colder Medical Discovery
for the cure Sc weak stomach. dyspepsia,
catarrh of stomach. oliver complaint"
torpid liver, or b%iliousneSs. chronic bowel
affections. and all catarrhal diseases OF
whatever egion name ,or nature. 1t is
also a specific remedy for all such chronic
or long standing cases of catarrhal atfec-
tlonS and their rcSultantS. as bronchial,
throat II lung diseases except consUmp
ton accompanied with severe coughs. 1t
Is not so good for acute colds and coughs,
Dat Tor lingering. or chronic cases il is
especially cliicaciouS in producing per-
feet cures. 1t contains Black Cherry bark,
Golden Seal root. Rloodroot. Stoi.e root,
Mandrake root and Queens root-all OF
which are highly praised as remedies for
all the above mentioned affections by such
eminent medical writer's and teachers as
lcGe: Prof. Hare. of the Univ. of Pa;
Prof. Finley Ellingwood, Nj. D., of Ben
nett Med. College, Chicago: Prot. John
Kin NJ. d.. late of Cincinnati Prof.
John NJ. Scudder. NJ. d.. late of Cincin-
natl; Prof. Edwin NJ. HALE. NJ. d.. OF
Hahnemann Med. College. Chicago. and
scores OF others equally eminent in their
several schools of practice.
The Golden Medical Discovery is the
only medicine put up for sale through
druggists for like purposes, that has any
such pfo'esSioRG1 worth
more than any humber of ordinary tcsti-
monialS. Open publicity OF its formula
on the bottle wrapper is the best possible
guaranty OF its merits. A glance at this
published formula will show that Golden
Medical Discovery" contains no poison
Gus or harmful agents and no alcohol
chemically pure, triple-retincd glycerine
being used instead. Glycerine is entirely
unobicctionable and besides is n most
useful ingredient III the cure of all stom-
ach as we'll as bronchial, ,:Aroat and lung
affections. There is the highest medical
authority for its use in all such cases.
The discovery is a concentrated give
eric extract of native, medicinal roots
and is safe and reliable.
a booklet of extracts from eminent,
medical authorities, endorsing its ingre-
dients mailed free on request. Address
DIR. K. Y. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
A Troublesone Errans

.Johvnma me Saturday Evening Post
Nre,lf,.. NE hasset'. as they set at
..,mN IN their pretty suburban hoYne
s' nave a new hoe. Shall order
y M~oneymaker's by maid. or will,
.rn UP there today and get one?"
50 up there and get It, my dear.
49,, amer an important implement, and
'"'uia be carefully selected"
H' noon therefore. Mr.. Bassett won, Nm
""h TO Moneymakcr's acuarirno,. stow.
ana inquired Of the afrable aooruaussr
WIRE ne might find hoes.
sVeet floor, third aisle To Tho ,af, >. ,
, =, .'ply, and job Sasset1 marched or
,,anNi,s now much more methodicalv n
man shops than a woman.
,atr MneA NJ reached the counter he saw
"o.n'hs but stockings.
doura "ys pardon he said to tho pomps-
'ec,ed' l wish to see hoes" VII
i''snt here. SIR" sad the pomnado,-oa
'ne twenty-five cents a pair"
IN sad Mr.. Bassott. n light breapinp
~ On MIN. 81 don't mean tha, Kind %
hoes" 0o4aiioi' ordinary
These are the cheapest we have str
iMni'y-hvc cents a pair"
nut mean hoes; | don't wan, . ,a,r
1 only want one q 'a''
The girl stared
~ never separate a pair of hose. sir ;,
~ YOU did, would they be half-bosa."
instinct. f'''' MS HUMOROUS
lam the salessirl stared hanghti1v and
~ iassett nastened to add: II her vo,,r
ii ,a q y m sure. But l don't mean this
NM OF nose AT all. ] mean garden hoes
:" could wear this kind IN the gar
zen, said the girl accommodatnglv AND
A"ssc'. turned away In despair.
LOOK here he said to q ,loor-w,u,or
cant You ten mo where ia find hnes
Ga'uen hoes. You know, to use in the
'ou.'fy-ih a small garden"
certainly, sir. You'll frd wh,, ,.o,,
want IN the basement. at the foo, or rbasa
downstairs Bassctt marched. ana after
@rrFlaS al the department indicated.
found himself surrounded by p inc as.
softment CT reels of rubber hose.
Where can I find hoes?' he exclaimed
saa:AB at the Cork in desperation.
Right hero, sir. W.ll You have h,ac,,
fuuDeF' brown rubber. or electric hosear
Not that kind; l mean hoes, for a gar
don. You know" 90
res. sir. This is our best garden hose :.
Jonn Bassett looked at the cierk.
Never mind" he said. 1--WE decided 7
ooi I want to look at hoes, after all. I'm
going to buy a rake"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
Ocean 1854 Feet Deep.

FROM Inc minneapolis journal.
The photographic office has issued
a general chart showing the result of
deep sea soundings. taken by the Unit
ed States navy in different parts of the
world in the course of the last ten
years. The greatest known depth of
the sea is in the mid-Pacific ocean, and
Is recorded at 5,269 fathoms-31,6l4
feet-or sixty-siX feet short of six
statute miles. This sounding was OBJ
tanned on the L. S. 5. Nero last year.
and 1t is greater than any elevation on
our continent. or. so far as known. in
the world.
Last year the greatest depth in the
Atlantic was found by the L. S. s.. Dol
phin. 1852 fathoms. or five and n quar-
ter miles. The locality Is some 800
miles northwest of the Azores islands.
Previous to that the deepest known
water in the Atlantic was 3,S2S faith
oms. sounded In 1855 by Lieutenant S.
p. Lee with an ordinary lead of great
weight
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
Oar Greatest Arsenal.

rom the FoUr-Track News.
During the civil war Rock Island was
called into unexpected service. At tho
very outbreak of hostilities the island sug-
eesied Itself as n suitable place To care for
the Prisoners of war. and extensive bar
racks Were constructed. with "a hospital.
officers quarters and other necessary
buildings. over 2o.ooo confederate prison
ers were confined there.
Horace was indeed wise when he coun-
seized to prepare for war IN times of peace,
but That advice was di~sregardcd. and
whon. IN 1878. war was declared with
Spain, 1t found us unprepared, but the
Rock Island arsenal promptly responded
TO the call. The force of workmea was IN
creased from 800 to nearly 1900, and the
necessary articles were poured out In like
proportion. Even then 1t was III days be
fore the soldiers could be made ready for
action.
Had Spain been in a position to take adj
vantage of the delay. our victory might
have been less decisive.
1t Is not the object of the arsenal 10
encourage war. but to prepare for II when
it becomes inevitable: in the words of
Washington: TO be prepared for war is
the most effectual means of preserving
peace"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

white beds are women and girls who
are awaiting or recovering from opera.
tons made necessary by neglect.
Every II of these patients had
plenty OF warning in.that bearing down
feeling. pain at the left or right of the
womb. nervous exhaustion, pain in the
small of the back. leucorrhna, dizzi-
ness. fatulency. displacements of the
womb or irregularities. All of these
symptoms are indications of an I'M
healthy condition Of the ovaries or
womb, and if not needed the trouble
will make Roadway until the penalty
has to be paid by a dangerous opera
ton, and a lifetime OF impaired useful
ness at best, while in many cases the
results are fatal.
The following letter should bring
hope to suffering women. Miss Luella
Adams,o OF the Colonnadc Hotel, Seattle.
Wash, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
about two years ago I was a great suf-
ferer from q severe female trouble, pains and
headaches. The doctor prescribed for nue. and
finally told me that | had n tunor on the
womb and must undergo an operation if |
wanted to get well. l felt that this was my
death warrant, but | spent hundreds of dol
lars for medical help, but the tumor kept
growing. Fortunately / corresponded with
an aunt in the New England States, all she
advised me to take Lydia f. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound, as it was said to cure tu-
mors. l did so and Immediately began to,
Improve in health, and | was entirely cured.
the tumor disappearing entirely, without an
operation. | wish every suffering woman
would try this great preparation"
just as surely as Miss Adams was
cured Of the troubles enumerated in
her. letter, just SO surely will Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cure
every woman in the land who suffers
from womb troubles, inflammation Of
the ovaries, kidney troubles, nervous
excitability and nervous prostration.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all young
women who are ill to write her for fres
advice. Address, Lynn. Mass.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
DISTRESS AFTER MEALS
Sure Sign That Dr. Williams Pink Pile
Arc Needed to Tone Up tho
Cioestjve Oroans.

Loss OF appetite, distress after eating,
shortness of breath, n feeling Of utter
weakness-these are symptoms that are
familiar to most sufferers from stomach
trouble. Too often the ordinary doctorl
treatment serves but to weaken the dis
eased organs.
The new tonic method Of treating dis
orders Of this kind does not aim to do the
work OF the stomach, does not demand
that the food be pre-digcsted, but builds
up tho weakened organs, SO that they can
do the work that nature intended.
Mrs. L.O. Law, of No. S24North street.
Horton, Kansas, says: "ln 1897. while
we were living III n farm in this neigh.
boShood, / became generally debilitated
ms tho result of overwork. ! had serious
indigestion, lost my appetite, suffered
from a sense of suffocatien and from OBJ
struction of tho circulation, so that arti.
fetal means had to be used to restore il.
After suffering for months without find
ing any relief. I tried n box of DIR. Will.
liams' Pink Pills of which l had read in
a newspaper. The first few boxes made
me lots better, and after using the third
box l felt entirely well.
IL am now i'll excellent health md am
able moi only to take care OF my house
but also to assist my husband in a store
which he has lately taken. DIR. Williams
Pink Pills cured mo and 1 can recon.
mend them. They are so simple, SO
easily taken and so prompt in their nc-
ton"
Remember DR.. WILLIAMSBURG Pills do
not act on tho bowels. They make new
blood and restore shattered nerves. In
this way they carry health and vigor to
every organ mud fiber of tho body. They
nre sold by all druggists or will be sent.
postpaid, on receipt of price. 30 cents per
box; six boxes for $3.50, by the DIR. Will
liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
"FootbaIl's erutai"--JeHries.
From the New York Letter.

FROM tne new 1OTk I.etteT.
James j. Jeffries. the pugilist. agrees
with President Roosevelt that football rs
played on the American college sridiron Is
brutal.
al a gentleman play football?' the
former champion was asked.
Gentlemen can play any game" he
replied. but l don't see how any gentle
man can feel at home IN a game of foot
ball as It is played today. Football is far
more brutal than prizefighting.
"Everytimc the ball Is PUT In play eleven
men are lined up to fight eleven men. It's
trying to rush 1t across the line 10y using
speed and skill. and that The enemy IS Try
ing to prevent this by using speed and
teams slug each other from the start 10
finish, and II they didn't slug people
wouldn't 80 to look at them.
Every healthy man or woman likes to
see a night. and football is the hardest
Kind of fighting | ever looked at. You
may call II Il strenuous sport or any other
fancy name YOU like. but 1t Is just n big
redhot tight. all the same.
Just look at the difference between
football and prizelighting- all in favor
OF prize fighting. In the ring you can hit
the belt. If you strike low. or If you butt
with tho head. or use our elbow or Shout
der'to strike Your man the referee calls
a foul on you and you lose the battle. In
football you are supposed never to hit II
man with your list. but You can block him
with the shoulder. or give him the elbow.
or week him or jump on him when he is
down.
II know football people will deny this
and say these things happen only ny acct
dent. Let them call II accident II they
like, but 1t is a pretty fierce game where
this kind of accident happens every time
two teams clash. If Il fighter tried 10 bring
off that kind of an accidcnt In the RINK
ned be disqualified and hooted out of the
place.
Here's n funny thing. A light crowd,
which some people like to describe rs d
bunch OF rufhians, won't stand for the
rough work that fine society people APP
plaud and cheer on tho srid.ron for all
they're worth.
I'm the ring the referee is watching both
the fighters all tho time. II either one OF
themicommits n foul he Is seen and dis
1,qualiGci right away. on the football ncli
there are twenty-five fighters. and all the
referees In the world couldN't keep track
of the blows hit in the scrimmagcs.
IF every player in the game were to
obey the rules all the time and never com
nit IL foul. football would st.ll be ten
times more dangerous than fighting in the
ring. As they play the game nowadays s., !
wouldn't go'into IL for Sl,1r n minute"
In reply to Jc!fries's criticism of tho
game Texas Charwate, Yale '0S. declares
the attacks. on football cmanato from dys-
peptic critics who, during their youth, de
Iveloped their minds at the expense OF their
bodies. He says Il team nla,le up OF prize
fighters would have absolutely no show
against an all American college team.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
The Women.

From the Minneapolis Journal.
Japanese women gid their teeth.
In Greenland women paint their faces
blue and yellow.
The ladies OF Arabia stain their fingers
and toes red.
In India the women OF three high castles
paint their teeth black.
Bornco women dye the hair IN fantastic
colors-pink, green, blue and scarlet.
A Hindu bride is anointed from head to
foot with grease and saffron.
In New Holland scars. made carefully
with shells. form elaborate patterns on
the ladies' faces.
In some South American tribes tho
women draw the front teeth, esteemipg az
an ornament the black gap thus made.
In New Guine the ladies wear nose
rings. piercing the nose In the same ficnd-
ish way that civilized women pierce the
cars.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There j.
only one way TO cure deafness. and that Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an innamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustaclian Tube. When
this tube is inflaincd you have Il rumhling
sound or imperfect herring, and when it IS
entirely closed. Deafness Is the result. and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored 10 its normal couil
ton. hearing will he destroyed forever:
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which is nothing htt an !nt,amed con-
d!tion Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness caused by caiarrh,
that cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrn
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
T. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 15c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

from the san Antonio f.Xprcss.
Governor Magoon propose to construct
forty littIe rcd schoolhouses In the canal
zone. After the canal zone has got plenty
or school houses ana churches and the
alters and other paraphernaiia. perhaps
somebody may be persuaded 10 begin the
construction of II canal, and then, in tho
course of time. there may he ii practical
eXemp.iiication of The earth divided and
the world uni;cd.'
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

After being given up. | began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. In n couple of
months | regained my old health. and
now weigh ISIS pounds. Twelve boxes
did it, and l have been well two
years.
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. y. y.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30


bles, and though |
doctored faithfully.
could not find a
cure. | had heavy
b~ackaches, dizzy
headaches and ter.
rible urinary dis
orders. One day |
collapsed. fell in
sensible on t h q
sidewalk. and then
wasted away in
bed for ten weeks.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
They practiced What He Preao,

when Ellison Capers. bishop OF South
Carolina. was rector of Christ church. in
Greenville. he would often go to other
cities to preach. for his powerful %eloqucnce
made him sought after"
The speaker, a rcsident of Columbia,
smiled and resumed:
Bishop Capers in those days had an IN
cisive way with him. one Sunday he
preached in n parish where he chose for
his subject. Economy
AT the end of the service. a couple OF
prominent vestrymen congratulated the
bishop.
Your sermon on economy. SIR they
said. was n very sensible discourse
"Thanks.' said the bishop. 1T seems tc
have been appreciated, judging from the
appearance OF the collection.'"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
GRATEFUL TO cuTlcuRA.
of Raw md Scnly Humor, Itching
Day and Night for Mnny month";.

Day and Night for Many Months.
Il do wish you would publish this
letter so that others suffering as have
may see 1t and be helped. For many
months awful sores covered my face
and neck, scabs forming. which would
swell and Itch terribly day and night.
and then break open, running blood
and matter. l had tried many eme
dies. but was growing worse, when
started with Cuticura. The first appli-
cation gave me instant relief. and when
I had used two cakes OF Cuticura Soap
and three boxes of Cuticura Ointment,
I was completely cured. (Signed) Miss
Nellie Wander Wiele, Lakeside, y. "
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
Still in Trouble.
Fro,n ,he ATLANTA Constitnt.on

From Tho Atlanta CONSTITUTION.
What's de matter wild de major?
He gwine our lookin' kerflummuxed."
We'll. he hearn tell dat corn ticker wuz
good, fer snakebite, an now he's huntin'
fer something what's good for corn
licker!"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

She We'll. dear. after that you must
acknowledge that you are a fool.
lle-l always knew 1t. darling. but until
| married you l managed to keep 1t "a Sc
crot.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
Forgot iAsr Fatigue.

She said, Il am weary,
| ca.not make my bed.
Nor help with the pres rving.
Nor dust the ROOM She said.
And. lcaping from tho hammock,
She s. zed nor lag of sticks.
And did the eighteen holes in Just
Exactly n.nets-slx.
Philadelphia Bu,lctin.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

Mrs. Gnswell-Is your niece still do
ing art work"
Mrs. Sudden-Clymer-Yes. indeed.
The other day she painted n bunch OF
goidenrod so lifelike and natural that
1t gives me h hay fever every time
look at II.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
WASTED TO A SHADOW.

INT Found n Cure After Fif,cc,
Years of Suffering.
A.. II. Stotts. messenger at the State
Capitol. Columbus. o.. says:
For fifteen years | had kidney from.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

Two bottles Of Piso's Cure for Con.
sumption cured me of q terrible cough
Fred Hermann, 200 Box . Bufaio.
n. T.. Scot q. 1901.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

OF all sad words coined by Boston
healiners this term "whiskers," for
whist players, is the sorriest.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
HOSPITALS CROWDED.
MAJORITY OF PATIENTS WOMEN
Mrs. Pinkham's Advice Saves Man,
From this Sad and Costly Experience.
II is a sad but

1t is a sad but
true fact that
'e very year
brings an in
crease in the
nulnbcrofopera-
tions performed
upon women in
our hospitals.
More thanthree-
fourths of the
patients lying
on those snow
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30
Too Realistic.

~. David Eennedy's Favoritc Remedy, the Great
Kinney. and Liver Cure. World Famous. Wri,o Dr.
Kennedy 'sEons. Rond0ut. n. Y. for tree sam ps hoitle
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-11-30

rs. " iasiov,s SOOTHING rvsur Tor Chilaren
.oeunii.ei sottena the gums, reduces ,ur surn.ti a II
sJs pam. cures winn cole. . cent a uottlo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-07-06
North Franklin Pomona Grange.

North Franklin Pomona Grange held
its June meeting with Blue Mountain
Grange Weld. The day was pleasant. but
hot. After the routine business the fifth
degree was conferred on a small class
recess WAS declared for dinner and after
n bountiful dinner had been enjoyed b.
all. order vas again restored. SO mem
hers being present. The subordinate
oranges represented were reported as
fourishing.
Several visitors were present from
Peru Grange. Tho next meeting will be
held with Moth Franklin Grange. Phil
lips. in July.
In The evening. the following program
was carried out:
Remarks. b. c. Powers. n. c. Burbank
and others.
Address of Welcome. Sewell Carlton
Response. -; az Sn ~,
Song. Mr.. ana Mrs. LIN MaNMe n
Deciama ton. r. e. rover
Remarks by several for the good of the
order.
A vote of thanks was extended to Blue
Mountain Grange for thei- entertainment
They meeting was then closed, when all
started for their several homes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-07-06
P;scataouis Pomona Grange.

Piscatauuis Pomona Grange met in
special session at East Sangerv1lle June
Is, and many patrons aVailed them
selves of this opportunity to visit this
grange in their new home. The new
hall is large and convenient and the
host grange could well entertain the
800 patrons who visited them.
The forenoon session was occupied
with business and l"sree work. The
fifth degree was conferred in full form
bv the regular officers on Il class Of Is.
The afternoon session was public and
the following program was carried out:
Singing, school children; address OF
welcome, Bro. Cleavcs; response, bro.
Il. s. Aver: piano solo. Miss Laura
knowlton; reading. Miss 1sa Jackson;
sang. s. A. Knowlton. song. Miss
KnowIton: song, little Misses jose
phinc. Doris. and Eva Leland: song,
Miss Pullen; the question, What should
be the position of the grange In regard
to farmers institutes and field educd-
tioual work and in keeping the man
agcmcnt Of these in The hands OF the
true representatives of the farmer. was
opened by Bro. A. 3. Gerry OF South
Dover. In the discussions that FOL
lowed il was said that too often the
manag. mcnt of these affairs was in the
hands Of d political party; that omccS
were created for men who wished to MI
them. and while the farmers were
called upon to help pay the ever IN
creasing salaries, they often realized
little or no benefit from the money ex-
pended.
After the discussion, The grange cor
vcned in a secret session and after the
tine fourth degree.
w pesoIo ssaulsuG eJuos 10 uollorSucIl
The next meeting will be with Athil:
son Grange, July g. The Program fol-
lows: Opening; business: comforting
the fifth degree; address of welcome;
response: recess. Afternoon. Singing
entertainment program by Atkinson
Grange: question. What crops are mos:
profitable in this locality and how car
they be produced at less cost?