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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08
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When a child had a very severe at
tack OF Diphtheria which came near prov
ing fatal. Upon recovery the glands of the
neck were very ngch enlarged, and after
the free use of iodine, the right one was
reduced to its normal size, but the left
one continued to grow very slowly at
FIRST until 1t was about the size OF a goose
egg, which began ~ press on the wind
pipe, causing difficult breathing, aud be-
came very painful. An incision was made
and large quantity of pus discharged.
The gland was removed, or as much as
could with safety be taken out For ten
years wore alittle piece of cloth about an
inch long in my neck to keep the place
open During this time had to have it
cut open by the doctor e--e-y time 1 took
cold or the opening clogged In the Spring
or early Summer of 1884 was persuaded
by my wife to use S. S. S, which did,
strictly in accordance with directions.
took twenty-six large bottles, and was en-
tirely cured, for have not suffered since
that time. B. s. RAGLAND.
Royal Bag Mfg. Co, Charleston, S. c.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

Washington. Feb 2S.-In the senate
almost the entire day and a night
session were spent in consideration of
the Indian appropriation bill. which
finally was passed without division
After lengthy debate on the com
miitee amendment prohibiting the use
of tribal funds in the support Of sec
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

Madison. Feb. 28.-The assembly
passed the Rack bill, exempting the
real and personal property of the
Evangelical Lutheran home for the
feeble-minded at Watertown from
taxation. The constitutional amend
menr providing for an income tax, was
deferred until next Wednesday at the
request of Mr.. Norcross. The Car
penter bill, permitting the easier
changing of names of persons was
passed.
The senate passed under suspension
of the rules the bill of Senator Stout
for an appropriation for a Wisconsin
exhibit at the Lewis and Clark exposi-
ton at Portland, Oregon. AS amended
the bill appropriated $4,000 and the
uneXpended balance of the st. Louis
fair appropriation, amounting to some
100000 Six senators opposed con.
frmation of the executive appointment
OF Herman Grotophorst of Baraboo, to
be 4 member of the state board of
control. They were Senators Bird,
Randolph, Wolff. Rogers. Froemming
and Wright.
AT the assembly session many bills
were upon the calendar Nine i'm
portant measures were passed. five
were advanced to engrossment and
eight were killed
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08
WISCONSIN LEGISLATURE

Madison, Feb. 27.-In the senate
there were the usual petitions intro
duced. one by Senator Bird favoring
anti-cigarette legislation and one by
Senator Morris of similar prayer. Sen
ator Beach introduced a petition in
favor of the passage of the bill for the
exemption of property of soldiers and
soldiers widows.
Governor La Toilette sent to the
senate for confirmation the following
nominations:
State oil inspector-E. E. Mills. Bur
lington, for term ending June :, 1905.
State veterinarian-Dr. E. D. Rob.
erts, JHnesyille, for term ending June
/, 1905.
State board of control of charitable
and penal INSTITUTIONAL d. Con
over Madison. for term ending April
Is, 1906: L. b. Dresser, St. Croix Falls,
for term ending April Is, 1909.
State board of health and vital sta
tistics-Dr. Wil1am T Whyte, Water
town fc" ,erm ending the first Mon
day Of February 1911: DR.. Hasso A.
Meilike, Clintonville, for term ending
the first Monday of February, 1910.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08
City Officers.
SOCIETY DIRECTORY.

LA BELLE LODGE. A. f. & A. NJ NOs4
Meets the First and Third Wednesdays Of
each month. Hail - Williams block
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08
BUSINESS CARDS.

Il. P. PROCTOR, ATTORNEY AND
Counselor, Nlrouua. Wis. VIII practice in
all Courts of the State. Special attention
given to collections.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

FlR0QUA LODGE, |. o. O. F.-MEETs
every Saturday night in Williams block.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

is well known as a
blood purifier and
tonic. II is the
only guaranteed,
strictly vegetable
remedysold. Ifyou
have any signs Of
Scrofula. write us
and our physicians
will advise youfree
many Atlanta. ga,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

Only constitutional remedy can reach
an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When
the blood is restored to normal condition
and the scrofulous deposits are carried off
there IS q gradual return, To health SIS
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
County officers.

County Judge ........ D. o. Mahoaey
Sheriff .. Chas f. Ward
County Clerk 49,. James j. Marshall
county Treasurer ..... Torger Berge
Register of Deeds =. CLAUS Gilbertson
Clerk of the Court ..... D. f. Mains
District Attorney -. Earl B. Harkin
County Superintendent H. L. Gardner
surveyor .............. Alex Ristow
W ohet .'''.......... w. w. Dunlap
On mn BID Supervisors Michael Brody
Foor commissioner 49,. l.. H. Glenn
Supt. Insane Asylum ..... F. Wilkins
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

CONGREGATIONAL. CHURCH-SERVI-
ees at 1890 a. IN. and $50 p. IN. each Sab
bath. Sunday school at u IN.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

f. e. MORLEY, NJ. D., PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon, Nlroqua, Wis. Office over
Craig * Co.'S drug store on west side OF
hall. All calls attended day or night.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

VERNON COUNTY CoURT-REGULAR
terms on the first Tuesday OF each month,
and 80 to & p. IN. ID. o. MAHONEY,
County Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

V1ROQUA ENCAMPMENT, |. o. 0. E..
NO 60. Meets every Monday evening.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08
CHURCH DIRECTORY.


METHODIST EPISCOPAL.-SERVIC
at 1870 a. III. and 80 p m. each Sabbath.
Sunday school at u m Prayer meetings on
Thursday evenings.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

CHURCH OF CHRIST - PREACHING
every Sunday at 1890 a. m. and in the even
Ing. Sunday school at $50 a. m.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

WOMAN'S RELIEF CORPS.- MEETS
on alternate Saturday afternoons.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

NORWEGIAN LUTHERAN CHURCH
Services every Sunday at O'Clock.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-03-08

The SWIft Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
EUROPE LOOKS
ON At SLAUGHTER
SECRETARY OF BALKAN COMMIT
4 TEE SAY MAssAcREs GO ON
n IN MACEDONIA UNDER VERY
4 EYES OF AUTHORITIES.

London, Sept. sO.-W. A. Moore, sec
rotary of the Balkan committee, who
returned from a two month tour Of
Macedonia, said 10 The Associated
Press today that the "wanton slaughter
of Christians in Macedonia continues
under the eyes Of Enrope's representa-
tires.
He tells of massacre in The vii
1age Of Konopnitza which occurred
three days before his arrival. On visit
ing the village he found the. bodies OF
man. two women, a girl and three
children still unburied and laid out
in the Christian church. The womel.
had been shot, bur he saw one child
whose head had been crushed, probab,
" with the butt of a gun
IAN insurgent hand visited the viii
lage. Moore says and demanded food
on departing. The Turkish authori
ties, learning Of the visit dispatched
troops which, discovering no insur
gents in the place, dealt out their
revenge on the christians
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
yellow Fever Heroes

THE real heroes of the yellow feye
plague are the Marine Hospital Ser
vice doctors sad an obseryant man.
They are the men above all othels
too. in whom the public has conf
Ience. II Dr Wasden, DR. GuiJera
Or any of taa other experts declares
hat q euspic' IDS case Of Sickness
is not yeflc fever then he pubtic
mind is a case and there are no qrg
9ut'nes against srch place harbosiag
such sickness On the contary. if tae
case is pronounced yellow iycf the
statement is accepted by all without
question These md,cal heroes know
heir business and the people know
that they know it, There is no senti-
ment of fayoriteism practiced by them
It's cold business. They are in a po-
sition to exercise this authority and
hey are fearless in following H. They
10 NOT hesitate to undergo hardsh'ps
nd privations for the sake OF aiding
in the battle against the plague, They
minsla and mix with the disease ami
share in the many difficulties which
its presence presents OF course
most of these men are immune, but
hardships attendant upon yellow fe
yer are almost as much to be dreaded
as the fever itself. The world furn sh
"a no finer heroes. than thu Marine
Hospital doctaors."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
Poured Gold n tiis Teeth.

This story has come to light in a
police court. A young man from Chi,
cago arrived In New York, hoping to
obtain work as waiter.
He failed, and was arrested for
stealing roll Of cloth from tailor
shop, IN broad daylight. He pleaded
guilty to the charge, and told the fol-
lowing story:
ALI the money ] had was spent.
had no friend to help me get work.
pawned my oyeruoat and spent the
money ! got on 1t, except is cents.
spent TINT for a pair Of jlicrs, which
4 used TO 70 rip the gold teeth from
my mouth. These cost me SIS and !
pawned them for $3.50. all / could
xet. and when that money was gone
had to steal or starve.
Il went to clothing shop. picked
up a roll Of cloth In plain view OF lts
owners, air stood ten feet from the
door. waiting 10 be sent to prison
where would be sure OF bed ant
\ some food.
Recorder Goff paroled the youns
4 young man and the officials saw tha
Ne was sent to his home In Chicago =
\. x1lyvUlond Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
BL-ACKMA|LER
WAS CAPTURED
GEO. w. BARRETT, WHO WROTE
THREATENING LETTERS TO
PAUL MORTON AND RAILROAD
ri MAGNATEs ARRESTED.

Albuquerque, N. NJ, Sept 30.--Geo
M Barrett, accused of attempting to
black mail Paul Morton, president OF
the Equitable Life Assurance society,
and for whom the police nave been
searching all over the country. was
arrested at Thornton, N j., last night
and brought here today on charge
OF insanity.
Barrett, II Is alleged. wrote a let
ter to Morton demanding $1,000. In
his possession were numerous letters
from the big trust companies and rail-
road magnates showing he hal at-
tempted to black mail them. He will
be committed to an asylum at once.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
FACTS AND FANciEs.
Concluded from Fourth Page)

and I admire his industry and energy
as I heye said. bm ! believe all his
neiehbors would be willing 10 club
in and pay for oarpenteg 10 eom-
plg,a hat coal house rather than be
disturbed hy ts ANA eu.- cracf-of-
Dawn banC. bang, bang which has Ives
come The nisai mare Of hi to-me'
friends Nhat must | do2 1 eanaot
move. cannot leave towa, can
not ask him TO stop. for I know ~
won't Meanwhile l am crrss an dar-
TOO sleepy to be decent 70 my family
q. night. sad Iaiher al war wiih the
world in general all because my ney,
door neighhor insists on being his
own carpenter al an unseemiy hour"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
River Forecasts

The Ohio.-At Evansville and MI
Vernon will continue falling during
The next &c TO IS hours AT Paducab
and Cairo III cent nue. falling quite
rapidly during the next As hours.
The Tennessee Florence tt
below Johnsonyile viii probably rise
slightly during Sunday AID Monday
The Mississippi From below 81
Louis 70 Cairo will continue falling
during the next IS hours
p. "A. 'SMYTH,
IOsal FOrecaster
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
Tagged TRAIN,
WELL REWARDED
ILLINOIS CENTRAL SENDS MUIR
PHYsBoRo FARMER A THoUs.
AND DOLLARS FOR SAVING A
TRAIN DURING WASHouT

Murphysboro, Ill, Sept. 30 Warren
Miller, a farmer residing near here,
has received a reward OF one thousand
dollars from the Illinois Central.
Several months ago a bridge along
the Illinois Central between Murphys
boro and Carbondale was washed
away Miller tagged a fast passenger
train due at that time, preventing a
disastrous wreck and certain loss Of
life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01

Goes further and further Never
5 ops until you are well. That's what
HOLSTERS Rocyk Mountain Tea will
will do. A graet tonic. Makes rich
red blood. firm flesh. IS cents, Tea
Or Tablets. p G. Schulz & Sons.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
LYNcHING
May be the Fate Of Negro Who Cut
Womans Throat in Arkansas

Little Rock. Ark, Sept 80. John
Mays, negro. this afternoon entered
ihe residence Of Mrs. Lehman Loeb,
mother Of Joseph Loeb, prominent
att Icn.g. and when discovered. at
tackled Mrs Loeb with razor The
negro slashed her neck and she Is in
q serious condition. There is der.
ious talk OF lynching Mayes who has
been arrested.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01
SATISFACTION
OVER REPORT
OF THE FEVER SITUATION IN
NEW oRLEANs-THiRTY-oNE
NEW CASES YESTERDAY BUT
DOCTORS ARE ENCOURAGED

New Orleans, Sept. 30.-The fever
situation Is steadily improving, de-
spite apparent fluctuations in the mum
Der Of new cases daily. The fact thar
only ~ new cases We're reported on a
Saturday, which has always hereto
fore been the record day OF the week,
IL q source Of satisfaction.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01

For all regular trains October ? the
Mobile & ono will sell round trip
tickets to ST. Louis for $500 and on
the day following for one faro si.G5,
limited to return October 9, 1905.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01

When a wise merchant wants to get
the ear Of the people Of Cairo and
vicinity he places his advertisement in
The Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-10-01

$500 October End and s4G5 October
2 fer round trip to 81. Louis via Mo
bila & Ohio r. r.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24
Cotton Mills Of the South,

A recent issue Of the Financial Chroni-5
Gle throws Into bold relief tho striking
development OF tho cotton mill industry
In the South In, the last ten years In 1895
the number 'pfissplndles in Northern mills
vas 100000. while in tho South the;
numbers was estimated at 2.4a52ls. In
tho meantime these figures have been so
NORTH, and nHhe south s.747ooo, This
means that the south's cotton spndles
have been In ten years increased 260 per
cent, while those Of the Northern States
5increa sed but u per cent. In 1898 the
South consumed hut $4,000 bales of cot
ton, against consumption Of l,eto'0Oo
bales by the Northern mills. This year,
however, the ratio WILL be more nearly
euuallzed, as tho southern splnners VIII
have use for 211C,0oo bales, while the
Northern demand will aggereEate 2'lga,O WV
bales. These figures are significant, rheyi
servo to Indicate the force and momentum
that are behind the textile industries ~
the South; and there can pc little 8doupI
that another ton years will see the SOUTH
ern cotton mills far In advance o. :, thelf
Northern ompetltors'-F lorida 47me s''
uniQ's, is' +; NJ 81
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24
wa Were Sure 4 Of It,

Nothing could have been more foreign
to our purpose than 70 convey R the Impress res.
s, ,,,n,o t tad n his reform crusade solely
h NV mereen u, considerations, or that
there wrong II Ms him m Il
Go 60. FOR the time he was giving to 4
na,,ae which appealed to others as strong
" 1ns 1T aid to him but who were not
as CT Capable q conducting tho aght IN It.
behalf as he was and were ther ,Si,o,.
Vas Vas no n, attempt at concealment Of TIA
,,,etter on Mr.. Royals part, hut, on the
contrary,lit was through him that tht
nmhlio became advised of the fact.
MS avt we are persuaded that the
disclosure of the circumstances that Mr.
Royall had accepted a. fee In this work
detracted much from. the public estima;
ton Of him as reformer, and was Tof
ls;rlment, to his cause In its appeal Il
popular MISUNDERSTANDING 4ndex-Ap
peal a M SIS
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24

books arc rapidly wearing out, the cost
will greatly Increase. Hence 1t is that
oil sorts of estimates are made, some
Sabnortnnlly high and others absurdly low
The most reliable figures which Mt MT
& Egglestot mas found nte from the state
OF Massac husctts. BY actual trial Tor
a period OF eleven yenrs--froii 1850 70
1890, lnclusive-it was found that the
average cost of-books was s1.63 per pupil
enrolled. The figures III Connecticut are
about The same On TINT basis, 1t would
cost Virginia. between, 100000 and s1oo'oOo
d year to carry out tho Republican prop
osltion FRANKLY, wo do not believe the
cost would be so great, but. placing the the
average cost az Towns 70 cents per PUPIL.
the average aggregate cost would be
between s26oooO md 100000, while tho
initial cost would be at least half
million dollars And be It always re-
metnbercd That the negro pupils would
share equally with the white children IN
the appropriation. Perhaps that Is one
renson why the Republican party Is
crying 50 Justify for free books.
But why this demand for free books?
Are ali the children unable to buy?
Certainly not, and all who nre 50 u nfor-
t,inatc may be supplied under tho pres
cent regulation FREQ Of cost. That IN Vir-
ginla Is compulsory. The needy are pro-
vlded for; those who arc able to pur-
chase should certainly pay that much
"A,
It Is contonded that It IS as much the
duty Of the state to supply free books as Is
it Is to supply free tuition. Then why Is
1t not also the duty Of the State to sup
ply tho schoolhouscs and equip them
with desks and other articles of furni-
ture? That Is not the policy Of virginia
or any other State that we know OF.
The policy Is that the funds pro vided BY
State taxation shall DO used exclusively
to pay teachers, and In Virginia not one
dollar may be diverted for any other
purpose. Tho building and equipplng
OF school-houses Is left to tho several
counties, cities and towns. That US also
the rule In an overwhelming majority
OF the states 1t Is n wise policy and
IT should not be departed from. Let the
state supply tho teachers and pay them
well. The Democratic party is commit
ted In Its platform of 1901 to an IN
creased appropriation for that purpose
Then lot the several counties or cities
supply the school-houses and the FUR
nlshings; and, II any of them desire also also
to supply free. books, Is their privilege
TO do so. Let us have as little as possible
of state paternalism In the system
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24
Tho c1tlre Sear not d single passenger

Tho entire year, not d single passenger
was killed. u
That record is4,sihlply marvellous, I. ana ana
tho more 50 when IT is considered that that
the Chesapeake and bhIo's t rae g IS
largely Ia tie mountain districts. Il L
proves three things--thet the chesapeakeS
and Ohio have d first class track sc,k first -
class edulptnent and first class manage
t,,ent. We oxtendso Our hearty conBirTa1Atuilnf-
tons to President Stevens and hl 4 army
Of faithful ,eni II is especially table table
that this fine record was made III q ycn nl
when Tho conpany's earnings broke bro the the
record, fl3I5S D. ssf
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24
The c. G. O,.s Fine Exhibit.

During tho fiscal year ending June 80,
1905 the Chesapeake and Ohio Railway
Company had In Its employment 1879
men OF whom 3.os2 were in tho train
service, During that time two were killed
In train accidents ana seven lost their
lives from other causes. The road
handled 1894 100 tons of freight and s.
1885, $50 passengers, its trains covering an
aggregate run OF 192a7.1so miles. During
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24
The Danger Of Mormonism,

Several days ago in driving through one
OF the counties OF Southwest Virginia our
attention was called to q curious little
church. very rude in structure. but pre-
gcnting u neat and not altogether very
attractive appearance. We were Informed
its na,ne. Church ot the Latter Day
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24

known Dr.. 3ebcl, In " rather extrome
speech, which urged the organization o..
the party against tho growing forces OF
capitalism, and which wns enthusiastic
snily received. M y (, S
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24
sc Co. OF va:

III. ~, ~. ~ ~ ,,rn;S u. & Sod sol-
W. w. .",, avail Jncss.,.;on 1t Ia no
wonder r TINT no felt o.A'l1O'~hs name.
too, was Jackson. His boy was born
few weeks later ana "a any ,w %%t Q.
that tho private soldier WHO to" bn,,.,r ="
; SsNlli,? 1t fitted like the paper
on the wall,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-24
[BHY0ESIes TQ!6AY|
Presidential Activities. a

(By-the Author Of Tho Strenuous Iife.")
Give ME something always doing.
II Give me work and play and sport,
dive me pen or gun or brun,
Y Politics or camp or court: III Nh; Y.
Keep mo always very busy. If i.3
9 Crowd my hours to the brim:
For the man that ]oafs--whnt Is he?sfl
Would you give cent for him?
since tho days that closed my schooling,
Il LIFETIME mention In my rhyme. I'M
I have chung to one brief ruling:
q Something doing nll tho time. j,5ja
Take this for n straight cotifldal: i4 1t
Works the thing to seize and keep;
Spurn the weakness Of the Idle, e Ii
+ Stint thu time you give to sleep.
Doing nothlng's the benightlng 8,3.aS
Dream OF lonfers fools and geese:
Hence when nations fall Ito fighting, ri.
+ I step in and make the peace. sf
Others never would have done 1t,
4 But I really like the work, Is
Proving. In that begun It.
II was never one to shirk. &.
+ an, active every minute,
II do something every day; ,S5gS
Nothing comes but I am lin it
l5uSiueSS, WI n Piuy
I am quita a famous shooter,
II write things for magazines; 4 a
I can teach or I can tutor,
can dive In submarines.
I mako celebrated speeches,
Give sermon now and then,
Dash n message off that teaches
Congress how to act, and when;
Last, often go a-tourlns,
Greet tho folks there resident,
And, with 8all, Ill build enduring
Fame as U.$S. President
Ulysses, catching tho sound OF the
Sirens singing on the right. gave loud
snort Of contempt.
'.Those brides sing" he calculated, de-
risively. ut Is to giggle. Why, "a
rather drop Il cent In the slot and hear
Eousn on tho monograph.
Modify retiring to the poop he bit of
q chaw Lotus plant and curled up Tor
his afternoon slesta.
jim: I'm told that Mrs Gaynum has
had a lot OF experience at husbandry
4 VIM. '"rhat 8so2 Where are her vine
yards?'
She's been divorced seven times.
ttf &c ~ X
.They want mo to run for Superin-
tendcnt OF Highways and Byways," sald
the well-known banker with q worried
look; "but don't see how can possi'
bly, do It." y.
aWhy not, denr?' said his fond wife.
you'd be fine man for the place. and
YOU know you have plenty OF time TO
give to tho campaign.
'"rime! Yes; but. you see, I've only got
$4,000 to spare for expenses Il
Chauncey's Equitable fec raised lot
OF bitter rows, and yet 1t was but small
and wee to Harnilton's ono hundred
thousand. 81
IN BOSTON.
"oh, yes! Every one felt that she was
perfectly Justified in getting divorce. 4
"Did ho mistreat her?"
..No; he always meant kindly. But no
habitually called a Yawse a 'vace, and
pronounced Wagner without the ""
From the Forthcoming Comcdietta
THE PRINCE OF $INSUFANZtA.
Perklns-Why, certainly, we passed over
stacks Of the needful, all right all right.
Parker (by long distance 'phone) --Ha'
hn! Didn't | tole you2
McCall-Chuck that merry ha, ha,
Esopus, Yousc lads done the same.
Parker-Fie, file, Mac. ] wouldn't Ike
to mention what / call that.
Taggart-Ho looks to mo like another
Ok. ".
McCull-Maybe I'm another, but It was
me that licked Bill Bryan,
Cloyeland: Back to your soats boys,
and let mo mutual!ze q while. 81
orphans.)
(Curtain.)