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Evening journal., 1905-05-04

The Cameron, sO2 st. Nicholas Avenue,
New York, Feb 13, 1908.
/ have wanted to tell You many times
that 7 have become addicted to the
Chase habit and have induced numbers
of good fellows with and without
stomach to follow my excellent example.
Not an acquaintance has refused to buy
bottle after once trying a table
sroorful. This is a voluntary contr1-
button from an appreciative source.
Ny ord s.cm-jack responds Immediately
10 one application. and 1 can tell YOU
,it has had a pretty hard time. j wish
YOU continued and increasing success.
Yours very sincerely.
VICTOR SMITH.
.Topicaa contributor to journals.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04

A little life may be sacrificed to a
sudden attack of Group. IL you don't
have DR.. Thomas Eclectric oil on hand
Tor tha s1as<Esncx-
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
Topical contributor to journals.
Haverhnl. Mass.. D.. 11. 19l

Haverhnl, Mass, Dec. II, 1902.
Enclosed please find a money order
for two dollars for the purchase of four
bottles Of your wonderful remedy.
Dyspepsia CurePlease ship them as
soon as possible. Respectfully yours
REV. V. DI DOMENICA.
263 Washington st.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
A Cloud Of


Voluntarily working Of caes Dyspepsia
does perfectly and permanently It
prescription for the persistent
instant relief and its for
D. t5ne
What the do do;
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
Al Dubois Street Newburgh. N. Y
May /, 1908.

Al Dubois Street. Newhurgh, n. T.
May /, 1908.
When I know anything is worthy Of
recommendation ] consider ii my duty
TO let my friends know It. / was very
sick with dyspepsia. In two weeks 1
lost l6 pounds A friend told me about
Chase's Dyspepsia Cure. 1 procured a
bottle and used il according to diree-
tions, and after taking three bottles
1 was completely cured. 1t is certainly
magical in effect. would not be with
out il in the house. as it will cure any
slight disorder of the stomach. 1 recon-
mend it freely and heartily to all who
are troubled with dyspepsia or heart
burn. Yours as ever,
CHARLES B. SHAW.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
chatham. n. J.. Aprll 3. l9Os.

Having given your dyspepsia cure a
fair trial, / can truthfully say 1t is in
deed a good remedy. Very much pleas
ed with results. Very truly,
f. H. STANFORD.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04

1856 Alden street, Whitman, Mass, Sept
l. 1902
1t gives me pleasure TO say that after
taking two bottles of your Dyspepsia
Cure / find myself in better health
than I have enjoyed for fifteen years.
l have recommended It to my friends
some of whom have taken it with the
same beneficial results. Respectfully
I. SMITH
Evening journal., 1905-05-04

wilmington A. A.......OOIO1O8O3-S
saugertIes 49,. ...........0 OOO204
Earned runs, A. A., g, saugerties, a.;
two base hits. weand, Brlce, Goldberg;
sacrifice hits Miller Davis, bases on
balls. or Foreman, 9; off Hope, 8; struck
out by Foreman, ]; by Hope, Q; stolen
bases. Hinton. 3; Campbell, Maher, 2;
Weand, Crepo, Brice. Goldstein; double
plays Foreman with Maher with Bus
sey; Goldberg with Breen, Maher with
crepo with Bussey; left on bases, A. A.,
Il; saugerties. z, umpire. Sweeney; time,
? hours.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
Tri. State Leanne sonres.

Coatesville, 10; Lebanon, 8.
York, s; Lancaster. 2.
Johnstown. a., Harrisburg. 1.
Altoona, 4; Williamsport, s.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Washington. g: Athletics, 4.
New York, 8; Boston. q
Cleveland. 3; Chicago. 0.
Detroit, Z; st. Louis. ..
THE STANDING.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
CASHIER COLL ARRESTED

Aeoompliee Of Defaulting Bank Presl-
dent Caught in Chicago.
Chicago, May 4.Henry G. Coll, alb
sconding cashier Of the First National
Evening journal., 1905-05-04

Anyone who has any of the many
symptoms caused by poor digestion
should take special care to avoid con-
.ditions where disease germs are likely
ito be present. Extreme thinness is
the most common indication of a weak
stomach, but any Of the following
symptoms are also good evidence Of
stomach troubles.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Brooklyn, 13; Philadelphia, O.
st. Louis. s; Pittsburg. 4.
Cincinnati, 3; Chicago. ..
New York Is. Boston. 3.
THE STANDING.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04

lie is your friend until he starts to
borrow your money.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
THE STANDING

Philadelphia at Brooklyn.
New York at Boston.
St. Louis at Chicago.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
ToDAYs GAMES

Washington at Philadelphia.
Boston at New York.
St. Louis az Detroit.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
SAuGERTIEs
SCORE by INNINGS.

Totals ..,., .-.fs.t.s..ftf is 70 II b
.one ont Mheh winning run was scored.
Evening journal., 1905-05-04
NINTH WARD.

Flrzt PTilna-Y ElsGtioa DAEtraat- a.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
Timid Territory Beauties,

The girls of the territories are
strange people, il all that the press
says about them is true Exchanges
have been telling of the Wewoka CIR.
who is so bashful that she cannot see
a sleeping car without blushing ;of
an Ada girl who faints at the sight Of
undressed lumber; the National girl
who locks herself in her room when
she changes her mind; the Wetumka
girl who never thinks of retiring with
q copy of Christian Observer in her
room; the Shawnee girl who is so
shy she will not wear undressed kid
gloves. But all these pale into insig-
nificance beside the Holdenville girl
who SHES at the bare truth of naked
facts and has eliminated from her
vocabulary garden hose, bureau draw.
ers and dogs pants and always turns
her head when she sees the salad
dressing. The same damsel refuses
to remain in the Office when the
forms are made up.-Kansas City
Journal.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09

Daily. Daily, except Sunday. 'f' stops
only on signal notice 10 AGENT or conductor W
receive or discharge passengers.
TIains leave BLOOMSBUKG as follows:
For Pittston and Scranton as follows: 7.40 and
1O:43 q. m, 2.43 and 6.l6 p. m. week days; lo.45
q. m. Sundays. , An
q. m. and AIS p. m. week days.
For HaZleton, z 40 and lO.a q. mn4lo ana o.lo
D. IN. week days. .
For Lewisburg, Milton, Williamsport, LOCK
Haven, RenOva and Kane, ll.47 a. m week DAY 81
Lock Haven only, S.34 a. IN and 407 p. m. week
days: for Williamsport and intermediate STA
lions, S.3i a, m. and 7.25 p m. week days.
For Bellefonte, Tyrone, fhilipsburg, ana
Clearfleld, s4 and II AZ a. M week days
For Harrisburg and intermediate stations s.34
and II. AZ a. m, 4.07 and 7.25 p. IN. week days.
For Philadelphia (via Harrisburg), Baltimore
and Washington "a and ia a. m, 4.01 and 7.25
o. m week days; 4.07 p. m. sundays.
For Pittsburg (via Harrisbulg), s.34 a. m
7.25 o. m. week days; 4.C7 p IN. daily; via Lewis
town Judction, S.34 and II Al a. m. week days;
via Lock Haven, S.34 and 1l.47 m. week days
pullman ParloI and Sleeping Cars run on
through trains between Sunbury, W.lliamspoIt
and Erie, between Sunbury and philadelphia
and Washington and enharrisburg, Pitts-
burg and the west.
For further Information apply to Ticket
Agents. NOON
W. W. ATTERBURY, J.. X. WOOD.
General Manager. Pass'r Traffic Mgr
GEO. ". BOYD,
General Passenger Agent
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
Sick
He eadaChe

When your head aches, there
is a storm in the nervous sys-
TEN, centering in the brain.
This irritation produces pain
in the head, and the turbulent
nerve current sent to the stom-
ach causes nausea, vomiting.
This is sick headache, and
is dangerous, as frequent and
prolonged attacks weaken the
brain, resulting in loss OF
memory, inflammation, epi-
lepsy, fits, dizziness, etc.
Allay this stormy, irritated,
aching condition by taking
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills.
They stop the pain by sooth-
ing, Strengthening and reliev-
ing the tension upon the nerves
mot by paralyzing them, as
do most headache remedies.
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills do
not contain opium, morphine,
chloral cocaine or similar drugs.
"slck headache is hereditary in my
family. My father suffered n great
deal; and for many years ] have had
spells that were SO severe that / was
unable to attend to my business affairs
for a day or so at time. During a
very severe attack of headache. / took
DR.: Miles Anti-Pain Pills and they
relieved me almost Immediately. Since
then take them when ] feel the spell
coming on and II stops II at once"
JOHN j. McERLAIN,
Or. Miles, Antl-PaIn pills are sold by
your druggist, who Will guarantee that
the first package Will benefit. II IL
falls he will return your money.
rs doses, rs cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
And Neither Knew.

Two young men who happened to
call on a West Philadelphia girl on
the same evening last week are now
wondering which one the joke is on,
though each feels that if he was meant
it was no joke at all Both of the
young men are confessedly admirers
of the young woman, and both are re-
garded in the neighborhood as serious
suitors, while each is in a state of
agonlzing doubt as to which one she
favors, She herself, so far as known
to outsiders, gives no sign, and it is
considered to be an even race, with
no odds in the betting. On the night
in question each of the young men
had started in to outstay the other,
and after long sitting, the girl, who
is quite a musician, was asked to
play on the piano. Declining at first,
she was urged with equal warmth by
both of her visitors, and then, saying
she would play just one thing, she
went to the piano and struck up, "Al-
ways in the Way" When she had
finished both the young men arose and
left together.-Philadelphia Record.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
Don't Be a Bore.

1t Is an easier matter than most
women realize to become thorough
going bore. We have all met such a
woman. She will recite for hours at
a stretch the troubles-real and imag-
inary-which she experiences with her
husband, children and servants. She
will expound her own ailments, and
bore you with long story of her
pains and aches. She also usually
complains of being a bundle of nerves
and yet takes a keen delight in tell
ing you the most sensational and har-
rowing news which she has read, un-
til she makes your flesh creep. And
if you plead an engagement in order
to escape her, she not only offers, but
actually insists, in a manner not %
be denied, on accompanying You un-
til she has exhausted her fountain Of
talk. The grievances which such IA
woman has to tell you are inexhausti
BILE. No matter how earnestly she
may work for the good of others, she
Is always sure that no one appreciates
her efforts. The truth of the matter is
that she really does nothing at all
without largely advertising the fact,
aud nobody can appreciate self-praisa.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
Strange Anemone Facts.

Naturalists have duly recorded that
II sea-anemone be divided in halves
lOngitudinally, new animal will in
time be produced by each half, as
suming the anemone is kept in pure
sea water. An old zoologist relates
how he watched an anemone which
somehow or other had contrived
to half swallow one of the valves Of
an oyster she'll. Practically, the
shell stuck in its gizzard, and grad
ually cut its way down through the
soft tissues of the anemone until it
halved the animal as by a partition.
Perfect reproduction Of two anemones
through the division of one was noted
to be the result of this accident. Even
fragment or two of an anemone body
left attached to its rock may in due
season reproduce new body.-Lon.
don News.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
Columbia & MOnt0ur Ell. Ry.
TIME TABLE INrEFFECT JUNE:
I,I9o2, and until further notice

Cars leave Bloom for Espy, Almedia, Lime
Ridge, Berwick and intermediate points as
follows:
A. NJ. 500, $40, 6;2o, 700, 7:4o, S:2o,
600, 9:4o, Io:2o, II;oo, II;4o.
P. NJ. I2;2o, 100, 1910, a,2o, 500, $40,
4;2o, 500, $40, 6:2o, 700, 7:4o, S:2o, 600,
Io:2o and (II:oo Saturday nights only.)
Leaving depart from Berwick one hour
from time as given above, commencing at
600 a. m.
Leave Bloom for Catawissa A. M. 6:2o,
700, 7;4o, S:ao, 600, 9;4o, 1000, II:4o.
p. M. 1870, 100 I;4o, 2:2o, 900, $40,
4;ao, 500, $40, 6;2o, 100, TAO S;2o $500
9;4o, 1920 and GI:oo Saturday nights only.
Cars returning depart from Catawissa 20
minutes from time as given above.s:
d. G. HACKRrT.
Superintendent.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
How's This 2

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case cf Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls Ca
tarrh Cure.
+. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the Undersigned, have known
F. ]. Cheney for the last IS years,
aud believe him perfectly honora-
BILE in all business transactions and
financially able to carry out any
obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free.
Price rs cents per bottle. Sold by
all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09

Nature "makes all things beautiful in
their time" Every one of life's seasons,
when life moves on Natures lines, has its
own charm and beauty. Many woman dread
that period when they must experience
change of life. They fear that face and form
may suffer by the change, and that they may
fail to please those whom they love. The
value OF Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
tion in this crisis of woman's life lies in the
fact that it assists Nature Its use pre-
serves the balance and buoyancy Of the mind
and sustains the physical powers. Many
women have expressed their gratitude for the
help and comfort gwen by "Favorite Pre-.
scription in this trying period. Its benefits
are not passing but permanent and conduce
to mental happiness as well as physical
strength.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
THE PEssIMlsT's oRoWL.
The Never Happy Individual Who
Sees the Wrong Side Of Every

SScH tHc wrong SIue OF Every
thing.
went to the theatre last night,"
said the Pessimist sourly.
That's nice" replied the Amateur
Philosopher. Did you enjoy your
self?"
Didn't have time" snapped the
Pessimist. TOO busy trying to side
step theatre bores. tell you, some
thing ought to be done. Here | went
to the theatre in the expectation of a
pleasant evening Of freedom from wor-
ries-and what did | get?
why, was driven crazy by these
theatre pests"
What are they? You talk like they
were guild or an organization"
We'll, they certainly are a part Of
every theatre I've ever been in, and I
think they ought to be exterminated
Just as the curtain had gone up on
the first act and we were all comfort
ably settled. here comes in the chronic
late bore. or course, the woman's to
blame, but that isn't the point. 1t
necessitates everybody standing up
and making an impenetrable wall in
front of the whole house unfortunate
enough to be seated back Of the late
coming bores that cut out a lovely
bunch of plot just in a vital develop
ment of the piece. Oh, It was fine
Then when they had been seated l
found that the woman in front of me
had head-dress on that would make
a North American Indian war chief
look like rank imitation"
But why didn't you ask the usher
to have It removed?"
Couldn't, 1t was her own hair with
feather trimmings. You can't kick on
that, it's exempt from the hat ordi-
nance.
But the thing that drives me daffy
is the bore that's seen the play and
insists on anticipating all Of the sit
uations for you and making your life
a burden by telling you how he saw
the original cast and how much bet
ter Tottie Montresser was in the role
Of the ingenue than the present in
cumbent. had him with me at the
theatre last night.
"In between times, while he was
talking, the fellow back of me kept
humming all the opera tunes and
beating time on the back of my chair
with his foot. Right in front of me,
next to the lady with the headdress,
sat chattering young creature with
blondish hair, who carried on a per-
petual string of conversation with
fellow with a head like the Neander-
thai SKULL
well, the first act was spoiled, but
the mental agony | went through was
only part of the torture, for think
the whole row got up and walked over
my feet, and l had on new patent
leathers-not to mention chilblains.
Then during the second act an old
gentleman kept explaining all the
jokes to his wife, and smartee young
fellow next to him with shallow
pated girl kept knocking the perform
ance so loud that | knew in a min
ute he was dead-head. If you'll no.
through the courtesy of the house who
spoil the performance for others in
the audience by knocking the show at
the top of their lungs.
"Of all places that bores ought to
be suppressed it's in the theatre. II
you're going to be bored to death, let
it be from the performance. 1t isn't
fair to let these theatre pests enter in
to competition with the actors."-
Alice Rohr in New York Evening
World.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
WATCHING THE BREAD LINE.
\ Charity That Never Falls OF Reach.
Ina the Worthy Parties.

Long before midnight IL extends
nom the door behind the bakery, mid
way up the block, to Broadway, and
round the corner toward the entrance
to Grace church." writes Geraldine
Bonner of the bread line" charity
mp the loneliness of the deserted, icy
street we could see 1t, dim and mo-
tionless, like a sinister black snake,
each figure vertebra in its sinuous
length. The cold was intense and the
men stood close together. Most of
them were silent; they seemed held
In the deadly grip of the frost and
their own misory. We were near them
when midnight struck, and with q
slow. shutting movement the column
began to move forward. AT the up
per end we could see it breaking into
dark segments, some of which disap-
peared into the night, while others
stayed about eating their bread in the
ice-bound street at midnight. We drew
away into darkened angle where we
could not be seen and for a space
watched them. Some took their loaves,
hid them under their coats and walk
cd rapidly away with firm, quick
steps. Others ate them then and there
with hungry, fierce indifference. We
saw several who with the bread hid
den, went back to the end of the line
and Joined II again.
From the huge pile of coffee at
the door man ladled dipperfuls into
tin cups and with his loaf Of bread
each recipient Of the dead bakers
bounty was given a cup. Several did
not take them. Most did and stood
about drinking the coffee and biting
pieces off the loaf. Here there were a
few desultory remarks interchanged.
But for the most part the whole bus
mess was executed in a grim silence.
II was difficult to see what manner of
men they were. One cannot stare at
brother in afiliction, even when he is
standing at midnight in the bread
line Many of those saw looked as
they might be of that vast class OF
incompetents who live upon the city's
generosity. But here and there a face
struck your eye that was not the face
Of the drunk, the tramp or the beg
gar.
We noticed young man having
the appearance of a gentleman who
vas without an overcoat and had
gloves on. He took his loaf, thrust It
under his coat, and fed A fresh
faced lad, stalwart and ruddy, who
looked like boy in from the coun-
try, was embarrassed and ashamed.
He kept making jocular remarks to
his neighbors and then giving loud,
sheepish laughs-the only sound of
that sort to be heard in that dismal
assemblage. He carried new shovel
In his hand and had evidently been
working among the snow shovelers.
For these and their like Fleischmann,
the baker, must have established the
bread line. "
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
A Man-Propelled Torpedo.

The Herreshoffs of yacht building
fame have invented a torpedo convey
ing and propelling system which If
successful, does away with the tor
pedo boat and reduces the submarine
in its possibilities The business, of
the torpedo boat is to convey the tor
pedo within striking distance Of the
battleship or cruiser and to discharge
the torpedo. The Herreshoffs prorose
says Everybody's Magazine, to con-
struct a larger torpedo boat than the
present standardized Whitehead and
to use it just as small whalepack
boat would be employed Two hen
wearing life preservers set out with 1t
from shore or from large vessels, acd
navigate 1t within striking distance
Of the enemy's craft, point It, lock
the steering gear, slip off into the
water and wait to be picked up. Tie
torpedo thus launched with far better
aim than from tube and vita
longer carrying range, could scarcely
fail to sink its victim. AS it is now,
the percentage of torpedoes that "ar-
rive" is but one in twelve. If man
can cross the North Atlantic in 16-
foot dory, as has been done more than
once, two men should be able to navi-
gate a pneumatically sustained Her
reshoff torpedo in some very rough
weather.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
Pill Sense. 1t S

Pill Sense 1t stands to reason
that DR.. Agnew's Little Liver Pills will
crowd out of the market many of the
nauseous old.timers. A better medicine at
less than half the price is all the argument
needed TO keep the demand what it has been
--phenomenal-4o doses 10 cents. They
cure Sick Headache, Biliousness, and allay
all stomach irritations.- IS
Sold by c. a. Klein.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
clever Little STORES.

A certain builder of trolley roads al
ways patronizes them on principle
whenever possible and eschews cabs
The other day New York cab driver
accosted him with the regulation
"keb, sir, keb?" How much to the
Long Island ferry?" 1.-TWO dollars,
SIR" No" "All right, sir; make it
dollar and a half" rs that your
lowest?" "Yes, sir; isn't that cheap
enough?" "Oh. suppose So" "All
right. then. jump in" "Oh, don't
want cab" said the builder of troll
ley roads; Il only wanted to find out
how much l would save by taking a
street car"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09

THERE Is ONE RATIONAL WAY to treat
nasal catarrh: the medicine is applied
"direct" to the affected membrane. The
remedy is Ely's Cream Balm. 1t restores
the in1amed tissues TO healthy state with
out drying all the life out of them and it
gives back the lost senses of taste and smell.
The sufferer who is tired of vain experiments
should use Cream Balm. Druggists sell it
for 30 cts. Ely Brothers, 50 Warren Street,
New York, will mail it.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-03-09
"Thought it meant death

SUTo.V-Mrs. James Mcklm, OF Dun
VILE, Ont, says of her almost miraculous
cure from heart disease by DR.. Agnew's
Cure fol the Heart: "Untl began taking
this remedy | despaired of my life. l had
heart failure and extreme Irosuation. One
dose gave me quick relief and one bottle
cured me. The sufferipgs of years were dis
PEELED like gic."-7
Sold by c. A. Klein.