The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-10
INDUSTRIAL INTERPRIZE, BONDS
AND RADIKIIi NUSEPAPERS.
(Rhamkatte Roaster1 )

(Rhamkatte Roaster.) :.
Endurin of the year 1868 a feller
come down to Rally, as he sed, to
push industrial interprize in NOT
Caliny. He sed the old State wuz
too blamed slow and what it needed
wuz industrial interprize. His name
was Giniral Little-patch, or sumpin
equally as good as the Lance used ter
say. Fust thing the Gin'ral did ter
git indus'trar interprize wuz ter run
er paper ev'ry day fur party that
KANT read. Bout Their time ther
paper wuz a gitten a start an peepul
wuz er bowling fer industrial inter-
prize. Ginril Little-patch up an sed,
SEE he, Yer KANT hav' industrial inter-
terprize less'n yer vote er pile er
bonds an let Mr.. Posturity foot ther
bill?' That idee of lettin' the hands
git Their money and lettin' Mr.. Post
urty (whosoever that Teller is) foot
Their bill, was monstrous poplar wild
Their fellers in Their Legislator an
they voted and voted millyums NV
dollars NV bonds, and the Gin'ril give
could drink ev'ry time they voted a
millyun Nv bonds. An Their Industrial
Interprize newspaper was printed
ev'ry day twell the Gin'ril got all ther
bonds he could tote, and then he Lit
out Ter Flurida, er some to'theE. hot
lrlimate. The Npt, Caliny folks sSiid mt
hay nothin' to show fer the bonds
'cepting the printins, & press sot up to
preach Industrial Ilterprize. whih
it WIZ found that tier Gin'ril had
obsquotdiated with tfief. bonds, thar
was a rattlih' of dry bones about
Rally. AS thar wuz nobody to pay ter
hay more bonds printed, Mr.. Billy
Smith. of Johnsing County, went down
TO Rally and closed up the Indus
trail Interprize newspaper and when
the Radikils sed, Major, what will
the Radical party and Industrial In
terprize and Special Tax Bonds do
without a orgin?" the Johnsing Coun-
ty Radikil, who had more sence and
karacter than the whole push, up an
sed, sed he, Eyer KANT run news
paper fer a party that KANT read"
and he shut up shop. SO thus end
eth the first lesson.
An so Industrial Interprize an votin'
bonds and niger rule went out of
fashion in Nof Caliny ontwell 1894
or 1S96,-thar' or thar abouts-whin
ther Radikils and Their niggers got on
top agin. They made up Their minds
!, then fer to. fix "a S;fter Bpay~sst them
bonds what Ginral Little-patch an
his gang issued in 1868 an to upset
the just settlemint which ole Doctor
Wurth, Donel Baine, George Davis,
an the other fellers what wuz honest
fixed up in 1879. An they commenc-
ed ter talk loud about Industrial In
terprize and SIGH, an lots er fellers
(some here in Rhamkatt, too, follerin'
that Sotho Wilson Gideonite) didn't
see that whinever a Radical in Nof
Caliny begins ter talk erbOut In
dus'tral Interprize you'd better put a
time lock on the State Treasury
An his'try repeated hisself (its
a way he has er doin' yer
KNOW All the IellcT NHo "dIIcu
to git pay for them 1858
bonds and ther bonds compromised
and commit other deviltry, sed, eve
need a orgin,' and SO they up and
started al daily newspaper in Raj
eigh. 1t called itself the Trybunc anC
IL sot ter work a preachin' Industrial
Interprize in loud voice and
skeemin' on Their sly fer way ter
git Their bonds paid an other ras-
kality. But Their 'SpreIne COrt Wa!
Dimmycratic at first, an seem moth
in cud be done bout payin' thel
bonds, the Radikils and Their rail-
rode and trust fellers backin' thel
Industrial Interprize, up and sed
they'd quit putin up money onless
somepin' cud be done ter pay them
bonds they had bought and put away
fer such a time as whin the party o.
Industrial Interprize and Bonds wuc
git in power agin. Thar WuZ some
honest Pops in Their Legislator, wis
had been fotch up on Dimmycratit
milk. and while they had a-strayet
off and were a drinkin' of the mill
of the wild goats, they couldn't for
get their raisin'. and they up ant