Middletown transcript., 1905-05-27
OUR WOMAN'S COLUMN
Are you going to wear hoop-skirts?
Evervhody hoe his or har Load IN oorru

Are you going to wear hoop-skirts?
Everybody has his or her load to carry
whether rich or poor.
Dowie calls the w. C. T. U. a failure
and the ', NJ. G. A. a curse
1t is unlH fll in Norway for women OF
girls to serve in public houses.
Nan Patterson, it is said, has refused an
offer of $45, 900 to go on the stage.
| A wife provides for the inner man and
a husband provides for the outer woman.
A girls ideal young man is one who
doesn't hesitate to give her an opportunity
to say Eyes"
Nine. PATHS voice has brought her in
more than $5,000,0O0. Her best years
income was $350,000.
The best and safest club for a woman to
patronize is her home, so says ex-presi-
dent Grover Cleveland.
Why should man complain about
women's hat? All he has to do is to pay
for them. He doesn't have to wear
them.
Montana ought to be mecca for lady
school teachers. Within two years in
that state fifty school marms have been
married.
The mind, like the body, needs exer-
else. When woman says few things
to her husband she is merely doing
mental calisthentics.
1t is not extravagant to beautify one
self. To acquire fine, fresh, clean,
young complexion is to take unto yourself
genuine happiness.
The opportunity to earn higher wages
in commercial work is said to be the
reason for the decrease of 1000 men as
teachers in the state of Iowa.
An English paper says Americans make
the best husbands, but it will have hard
work convincing Pittsburg heiresses that
its statement is true.
That New York doctor who thinks
women are less graceful than men has
probably been con6ning his observations
to women who wear French heels.
A scientist has shown, by an ingenious
nerve motion recorder, that person uses
up the vital forces faster by being dis
agreeable than by being polite.
Some men who would raise the neigh
borhood if the dog was missing at night
are not at all concerned as to where their
children may be. Curious situation, isn't
it?
Call girl little chick and she smiles;
call woman an old hen and she howls. |
Call pretty girl witch and she is |
pleased; call an old woman a witch and
she wants to fight. Call girl a kitten |
and she rather likes it; call woman a |
cat and she will hate you. 1t does beat
all how queer the women act.
With the marriage of the earl of Suf-
folk to Miss Daisy Letter, the Americans
married to peers number twenty-five.
This number includes all the Americans
with one exception married to peers since
1860, period of forty -four years. Ten of
these ladies have no children at all and /
six have no sons, SO that the peerage is not
likely to be Americanized yet awhile.
If your baby swallows button or other
foreign substance and is not too young
for such treatment, bowl of oatmeal and
milk, and baked potato should be given
as soon afterward as possible. 1.-THE potato
has to be cooked, let the child eat piece
of bread while he is waiting. The food
forms soft coating around the object
swallowed, and it generally passes away
without harmful results.
Show us woman who acknowledges
that she does not like children and we
will show you woman of undeveloped
character, mistaken ideas and many dis
The company of a little
child is one of the most inspiring things
in the world. 1t offers a world of oppor-
sunities to be kind to somebody who is
weaker. 1t is brisk agitator to deep
thoughts that are liable to remain DOR
nant all the years. Remember that the
rustfulness, the affection, the simple at
:ractiveness, and. open frankness of a
child should bring out the best that is in
is. Do not repel the advances of inno-
,ent childhood nor chill their young
hearts by surly and critical treatment.