The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-30
Nth the Long BoaD.
-''Eys NATURES walks. shoot folly as II flies"

M r. RoCKEFEILERs $4,000 COW does give tainted
I milk but when he pastures her close up to his neigh
boris house, she calls out tainted language
Dr. Mathews of the University of Chicago claims to have
discovered that death is caused primarily by the
ton of respiration If this is confirmed the
of important discoveries.
If you schooboy perhaps you remember the
noise Freedom made in Poland when Kosciusko fell.
La Moure N. D.. was thrown into panic last Monday
when known that Mrs E. Reilly had presented her
husband with four healthy babies BIRTH three girls
and boy Mr. Reilly is around again little pale, but able
take nourishment
How would you like to have $4,000 in the bank and
have hurry breakfast in the morning. How would
you like to spend the morning driving around the suburbs
phaeton? How would you like to have everybody
u skinned to fnsh like old John D., and then be
\ jumped on by lady in the magazinesq
n Mrs Mary Davis age co. Of Danbury Conn., met death
las the result Of premature Fourth of Juy by boys
They laid little capsules of noise powder along street rail
and when Port Arthur fell the noise frightened
1.-THE aged lady that she eaped from the and landed on
her head. Boys careless.
An Indianapolis baggage smasher just missed going to
the hot place last Monday Nick Italian, newly acquired
citizen of Uncle SANS hailing from Roumania has been
engaged in mining and blasting for many years that he
regard dynamite ordinary and commonplace
Fourth OF July shooting cracker When, three weeks
ago. he decided to remove from Martins Ferry Ohio to
Indianapolis finding he had ten sticks of dynamite in his
household effects and wishing lose them he packed
them in his trunk and put the latter the train as regular
baggage .s.<..
At Indianapolis old-time baggage smasher was in
charge He gpped the Taan trunk with fierce profanity
and sent it whiring from the car to the platform
Some good genius presided over the place, and the
dynamite, instead of going off, rolled out of the broken
trunk lid and rested peacefully the ground.
The baggage handler took cold chils
With fear and trembling the sticks gathered up
and laid away. The trunk handled tenderly if
the fate Of the railroad depended on it, F..
The United States authorities notified and the
miner arrested.
His Honor lawful mad' when he heard about it.
He fined Nick $1,000 and sent him to jail for thirty days
The baggage sasher went free! Where is the justice in
this compelled to askY Who is to pay Tor MIR.
Tafan's smashed trunk? s.,.
In Eye Mind, Energy -
Chalmers Prentice Md sets down Of his theories for
INFLATED from professional experience of third OF
century Dr. Prentice among other views holds that
business the of the drink habit and explains his
cure by Of fog Progression glasses, which
used relieve the strain The oculsts will have to
pretty foggy glasses before of the soaks will
fail to the opening that leads into the saloon
MA
DR.: J. F. Evans was the 'maddest in Wiburton'
last He had gone down the store cleaned up for
business and had gotten himself and chair to sit
out in front for time to enjoy the fresh morning at
1nosphere when aiming lean back against post he
missed and went over backwards Main street saw the
legs waving violently in the heard his fierce
oburgation and the ''tmk' with which he lit on the
damp surface of the street two feet below the sidewalk
The chair jumped him before he could get up Take it all
around it exciting for Main street, and
that completely ruined the tranquil joys Of the merchants
mornings smoke.
The remarks of 'the street, were not of consolatory
nature either "A j. R.