Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-01
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suouiu uillte 70 auNlSe ana ASSIST he
people Of Russia.-Dallas News.
Making Billy Loeb official purveyor
OF all government news is rather a
late adoption of the Russian method.
-Pittsburg Post.
Our Audubon societies have now
succeeded in getting every sort OF bird
pretty well protected except the stork.
New York Mail.
President Mccall says that there are
two sides to the insurance business,
hut he seems to hate awfully to show
the inside.-Atlanta Journal.
Now that Pat" Grove is safe in
Jail. there hardly seems to be any rea-
son for retaining the Omaha police
force.-kansas City Times.
The Car is handing out pardons as
freely as a candidate gives away cleo
ton cigars. And his object is the same
to win popular favor.-Kansas City
Journal.
AS we understand it, the public
would have been willing to forgive Pat
Grove if only he had kidnapped Mr..
John A. Mccall or Mr.. Richard \. Nc
Curdy.-Atlanta Journal.
Also it should be borne in mind that
it irritated too much Mccall, McCurdy
eft al. may decide next time just to let
the blamed old country 60 to the bow
Observation-Disclosures News.
Robert A. McCurdy says Il life III
surance company is an eleemosynary
institution. This intimates that the pol
icy holder will get his dividends in
l.eaven.-Des Moines News.
Arizona preachers want a clause in
the State constitution making prohibit
ton perpetual. At that rate the bal
ance of Arizona probably won't want
statehood.-Atlanta Journal.
Goodwin Smith. to encourage matrI-
mOny, believes that two votes should
be given to every married man. Now
what has the woman suffragist to say
to that?-Houston Chronicle.
Minneapolis is a we~ll-advertised
town. but the rerrudescence Of Doc
Ames is not one Of the advertisements
to which the thoughtful citizens point
with pridc.-Duluth News Tribune.
II Is uO uouDl llttltSiilS 10 MI.
Bryan to learn that had he been elect
ed in 1896 or 1900 it would have been
a great joke on the companies in
which he was Observation-Disclosures City
Star.
The cotton growers have shown the
Wal streeters that they can do some
thing despite the money they have up
there. The South is getting to be
fine on "showing."-Columbus (Ga.)
Ledger.
1t is announced that the cashier OF
the Enterprise Bank at PittsburS left
a confession, and the depOsitors will
at once proceed to feel glad that some
thing is left.-Philadelphia Evening
Telegraph.
A Kansas man who invested $500
in a farm cleared up a net profit Of
$1,000 in two years. Almost, OUT not
quite, as good as being president OF a
life insurance cOmpany.-Colorado
Springs Gazette.
1t is important not to forget that the
CRATER is a CRATER, first, last and al
ways, and tina he calls himself a
Democrat or a Republican merely as
a matter of convenience.-Chicago
Record-Herald.
An exchange remarks that in all his
50 years of successful life Uncle Rus
sell Sage has never been accused of
handing out tainted money to churches
and charitable organlZations.-Duluth
News and Tribune.
Joseph II. Choate tells us that we
are working too hard and too fast and
doing too much. He would probably
be jogging along at the same clip as
the rest of us if he needed the money |
as badly.-Buffalo Times.
Maybe Secretary Taft will see some
things in Panama that need long-dis-
lance repairs from Washington. If he
succeeds in starting the digging in
earnest he will do a great service to
the nation.-Birmingham News.
The Rev. DR.. Huntington, of New |
York, a that one is not authorized
to assume that there are any female
angels" while the fact is that every |
mar has known one female angel, Inc |
many men have known dozens, while |
no man has ever come across a male |
angel.-Louisville Post.
Paul Morton contends that publicity
is the only certain cure for corpora
ton evils. In q few years the news
papers will be printing certificates like
this from prominent trust magnates:
1.-The doctors could do nothing for me.
1 was run down n nearly all in, |
when chance put me next to a bottle
of your celebrated keep-it-before-peo-
pie remedy. I do not hesitate to say
that it saved my constitution and by /!
laws."-St. Louis Globe-DemOcrat. Il
Friends of President Mccall of the |
New York Life say he is a poor man
and in debt. If that be true. Mr.. Nc
Call ought to ask those friends to
kick him. He was simply a fool to
waste all the money he got.-Birming-
ham Ledger. ..'rf
The story that Cole Younger. the eX-
bandit. had reformed was premature,
and now. alas! is not likely ever to
come true. He has secured a street
railway franchise and started out to
bond and otherwise exploit it.-Port-
land Oregonian.
Uncle Sam has learned, with mild re-
pret thnt his new battlesliD MiSSiS- |