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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

\ circle Of the Ladies' of the Grand
Army of the Republic will be institut-
"a ut Grand Army Han. Thursday If
ternoon. with Il charter membership of
about -. While the order is Il large
and fiourisEing one in the West, it is
comparatively new in Maine, there be
ing in tie State at the present time
but four circles the one which will be
Instituted Thursday afternoon brin-
the fifth. The principles of the order
are similar to those of the Wom"ns
state Relief Corps, which organization
will affiliate with the new one. The
wives. daughters. sisters. and all fem
mime blood relations ot veterans of tn"
Civil War. are eligible to membership.
\ lively interest is manifested i'll the
new organic. lion. ana from present in
dications its success seems to be as
SlIred
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
WRITER eAr'M RUINS sToM-
ACHS.
"Novy Is the Time You Need MILO ma"
Say Bowditch G. Webster and Percy
w Means

Think for a moment OF the extra
winter. The hearty food, the late sup
pnrs. ana the lack of exercise and OUT
,Inor life all weaken ANA strain the
stomach. laying the foundation for
poor health and suffering.
Chronic stomach troubles. nervous
irritabiiity and serious bowel and kid
ney diseas have often dated from a
week OF extra good living" Ncarl!
everyone is bothered with more or less
headaches and backachcs, furred
tongue. poor appetite. dry, hacking
cough. heartburn. spots before the eyes,
dizziness or vertigo. sleeplessness. lack
Of energy. loss OF flesh or a general
weak. tired feeling
Now is The time when Mi-o-na is
needed to repair the ravages and
wastes the hearty eating of Writer has
caused in the stomach and diGestiV"
system. This is the only known agent
that Strengthens the stomach ana di-
gestiye organs. 50 they can and viii!
readily digest whatever food is eaten.
\ Ni-o-na tablet taken before each
meal will remove all irritation. inflam-
nation and congestion IN the digestive
organs. and 50 strengthen them that
they will extract from the food all that
GOES to make good rich blood. firm
muscle. and a sound. healthy body.
This remarkable remedy costs but 30
cents, and if its use does not restore
YOUR full vignr. vitality. and health.
Bowditch & Webster and Percy w
Means. two of the best known drug
gists in this section will refund your
money. Tnhounded faith like this de-
serves your confidence.
Jan.16,1S,20
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

What threatened - b.. Il lively run
away was stopped iu;t Al th't RICH;
time. i st,r,lav. u; D,lrity Sh"r.f VII
liS pi1thunr If ,f'iuG@',' \ il, avy Sin-l
4. am owned bV W. u. Stewart of Wind
,nr v;.s. l,arIipc vita Farm implrn1cn;
At The VI tiH,. central n light hou~t.
ttncn the horse beam fricht,h'l from
some unknown cdu-t'. m Statl'n d"Ni'
Bridge street. III" farming tools N"'
scattered in Ill ,iircC TONS. as tn" h"rS"
inatic his dash Tor lit"r;N, but at tn
corl.rr of Water street his career va
arrested by Mr.. PirFh I'm, and ne WA
returned to his owner.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

" here he had spent the greater part
of his life.
Attorney WhitehouSe made an elo-
quent plea for his client at the conclu-
sion of which the court imposed SEN
tence of four months at hard labor in
Kennebec county Jail.
In the case of Fred l.. Hopkins sure
tias We're furnished by Mrs. Mary J.
Ho, kins and Daniel L. Shcehnn for the
prisoners appearance for trial at the
end Of the present term.
The civil cases II be Ecard at the
resent term If court, viii be called
Thursday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
AUGUSTA LODGE.
Annual Installation Of Officers at Ma
sonic Temple, Tuesday Evening.


About 300 MaSOnS We're present at Ma
sonic Temple. last evening. to participate
in the annual installation of officers o
Augusta Lodge. No. l4l. F. and A. NJ
Among the visitors were a good number
from among the members of the l.egisla
ture. The installing officer was DiStric
Deputy Grand Master Daniel ". Emery
Il past master of Augusta Lodge. and h.
was assisted ny John CLAIR Minot. thu
retiring master. az grand marshal. ant
Rev. H. T.. Dunnack as grand chaplain.
The following officers We're ms allied:
WorShipful master. VIII J.. Hilton; sen
ior warden. Percy Grcig; Junior warden
Lewis a. Eurlcigh: treasurer. George Il
kecIe: secretary. Claude w. Townsend
senior deacon. Ninfred a. Jackson: JUNO;
deacon. Milton p. button; chaplain. Rev
Charles q. MoShcr: marshal. Harry Nj
yon: senior steward. Waliac" p. Berry
iuniCr steward. VIII II. Edwards, J'.
tylrr. Gcorg" X. Black: oreanist. Gcorg,
K. Goodridge.
After the Installation ceremonies. whici
were carried our in a most impressive
manner and accompanied by the appro-
pirate music IN elaborate banquet wa.
enjoyed in the banquet hall Followins
this came an hour of speech making Will
remarks from the following members anU
visitors: John Clair Mrnot, Senator Phi
loon Of Androscosgin county. Senator
Mill. of Hancock county Senator Mors<
of Waldo county. Rev. H. f. Dunnack
senator knuwlton of Penol's~ot county
Representative Thomas Of TorSham Rev
w. II. Livingston. and DR.. Fuller Of Uni
ty The newly-iEstailed master preside
as toaStmastcr. The installing officer ais,
spoke. dwelling upon thc great growth OF
the lodge in the past few Years 4ld its
present Strength and prosperity.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

David owen, local manager of the
Opera house. has received an invitation
to play the part of Horace Breun i'll
Arthur ponicrOS masterpiece, sweet
InVan lcr," at the IIHoor brera nol:St'
March 9. !or the benefit q The Deacon
r@Is Homo. Nj. owen is consider"
one of the pest amateur performers i.
this vicinity. having appeared VILE
much success in many local anhtci!
productions notably among th"S" '"-
ing his appearance as Prof. Mars il;
king Pepper this fall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
Toric to the System.

For liver troubles and constipation there
is nothing better than DnWlttS Little
Early RiScrs, the famous little Pins they
do not weaken the stomach. Their action
upon the system is mild. pleaSa it and
harmless Bob Moore. of Lafayette, Ind.
says. No uSe talking. DeWitt'S Little
Early Rscrs do their work All other
pills I hay" used eript and make me sick
IL the stomach ana never cured me. De
Wits Little Early R:cre proved to he
the icnG sought relief. They are simply
rcrfoct." Persons travelling find Little
Early Risers the most relia BILE remedy tC
carry With them. Sold by Bowditch
Webster & Co
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
PERSONAL MENTION.

j. J. Dearborn of Newberg is among
the guests registered at Hotel Win
throp.
Mrs. Mary =. Rayncs. S~wali street
is confined - her home with blood
poisoning.
John Calvin Stevens. the we'll known
Portland architect. WAS III the city. on
business. yesterday.
Pearl TWitchcll OF South Nassalboro
WAS making business calls Oh the
street, Tuesday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

Frank McAliister. ore of the en-
rloyes H. tie rr"ss room IT The Can
nett Publishing house. met with Il
painful accident. Monday evening. by
having the end of the foletinSer of his
light hand caught iii a printing press.
The nail was torn off and the end Of
TIE finger badly crushed, but not
t.iuu=h to destroy the joint. pr.
fH:9pieil rendered the necessary sur
l,ic;il aid
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

king Pepper which the Rowdoin
Collcg" boys will present in Brunswick.
Feb. - and -, will be given by them
at the Opc::, House in this city, Tues
day evening. Feb. y. MI the parts
will be taken by the students and the
production will undoubtedly make Il
great hit.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

The condition of Chas. Philbrick
WAS reported, yesterday morning., t"
have remained practically unchanged
for the past two days. 1t was said
however that he was little more
comfortable. yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
Daily kennebec Journal


George W Bruce is reported i'll with
typhoid fever at his home on Hos
pital street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

F. VI. Hayes. Jr.. regrets feeling
obliged on account Of the high price of
sugar to discontinue the Saturday sale
of the log cabin cookies.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

Willard Porter of Lynn. Mass, VIII"
WAS formerly in the trucking business
in this city. has been i'll town for il few
days past, called here by the fire which
damaged his house. Saturday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

The sal" is still on ut r. w. Soule's
and the Hustler" would advise taking
advantage Of it within the next few
daTs, if you expect to save money.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

George c. Shnl:lon was on the street
yesterday. though nos fully recovered
from his Illness. He is planning to take
J. vacation when this term of court is
concluded.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

While Congress is playing with the
:" rusts" Geo. u. Haskell viii sell five
gallons of oil for SOC. until further no
tire. Now is the time to get your cans
filled
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

"Farnham's kidney tablets" like the
longer days, are making a favorable
impression u,lon peoples minds who
are afflicted by this prevalent trouble
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

The Ladies' Aid of the Methodist
church will meet, Thursday afternoon
at go. with Mrs. w. l.. Thompson, Il
Swan street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

George W. Reynolds of Wat"rviila,
made a, business visit in the capital
city, yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

J. N. Deerins Of Saco. was among
the out-of-town business men on the
street, Tuesday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Lavasseur. who
live on the Bangor road. are the pa
rents Of nice girl baby, born, Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

A fine boy baby was born to Mr..
and Mrs. r. G. Mitchell of this city.
Monday evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

nf Tho 1oe rrt frni~hs oars ornr' ~ 60
American railroads last year. 5000 wer,
of steel ConSt rIIction
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

|for carssinned until noon Of Feb. 18th 1905.
Ter How cttns foundation of a Chap
(hay he "a al Brunswick Maine Plans
|Arhirac, zen at the offices of W. r Miller,
Duuon Lewiston. Maine: Frank l..
|sd 3 PpdS3nlc Bldg. Augusta. Maine.
Bowdor 81 Kurdish. Treasurer Office.
E. The ria, college, Brunswick. Maine.
BIDS s"' is reserved to reject any or all
w. R. MILLER. Architect.
Anliw&sst Lewiston, Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

Maine Corn, Best
.$1.20 Doz.; single can, Tic.
Maine Corn, Good NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
s1.10 Doz.; single can, Toe.
Michigan Corn, Good 9Oc. doz.
Tomatoes, best NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
$f.10 Doz.; single can, Toe.
Tomatoes. good ........
.. CSC. Doz.; single can, &c.
String Beans. Green. Best ............
..$ 1.10 doz.; single can, 10c.
String Beans. Golden Wax ............
.. $1.10 doz.; single can, 10c.
String Beans, good,
.. SOC. doz.; single can. &C..
? Cans Best Steak Salmon ........ Soc.
:, Cans Fest Dandelion Greens 80. Soc.
3 Cans Lemon Cling Peaches 49,. Soc.
can Squash and Pumpkin -. 10c. can.
Shell Beans. Best $500.
s1.10 doz.; singI. can, 10c.
) h. pkg Banner Rolled Oats 80. Zoe.
III pke Yankee Rolled Oats 80. zoe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

Wanting in vitality, visor.
Vim,-that is a condition
that no one can safely ne
glect, for it. is the most.
common predisposing cause
Of disease. The blood is at
fault; it needs purifying or
enricEaing and the best medi-
cine to take Is
Hood sSarsaparilla
the great. Alternative and
tonic builds up the whole
system.
For testimonials Of remarkable cures
send for Book on That Tired Feeling.
No. b. c. l. Hood Co.. Lowell. Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
G. ". WADLE|GH, s s&sH eRs ";!as
JANUARY PRICE LIST

5 Id. pkg. Plymouth Rolled oats. =. 20c.
5 III. pkg. Price Rolled oats ...... 20c.
. Id. Bulk Rolled Oats for ....... Csc.
! Blu. Pea Beans 81. 10; PIX, 55c.
| Blu. yellow Eye Beans $3.50; PIX, SIC.
o Ib. Salt Pork ..........a.. Soc.
10 lib. Pail Pure Lard ............ 85c.
) lb. Pail Pure Lard ........... 45c.
20 lb. Tub Cooking Lard ...... $1.20
8 h. Graham Flour .............. Csc.
Rob Roy Flour ......... $3.50 Dbl.
241a III. Bag Rob Roy Flour ...... S5c.
24R Id. Bag Bread Flour ........ 90c.
81 Id. Best Loose Raisins ....... .25c.
81 ID. Scedless Raisins .......... Csc.
3. ono lib. pkg. Seedless Raisins -. .25c.
4 lib. Good Prunes .25c.
3 Gal. Good Porto Rico Molasses ......
.......... $1.00; single gal. Csc.
4 Small Cans Red Raspbcrries -. Csc.
Cans Blackberries .............. Csc.
s Cans Strawberries .............. 75c.
5 pkg. Power Csc.
Good as Force.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

.e"TRAl LABOR UNION OF Az.
ssa' Haliowell and Gardiner. Rccu,ar
-. i1gs on first and third Thur"da'-~ ~
~" month N Darby Hail Water Street.
az u !, BROWN. Pres.
AMER w. NlrHOI s Rec. Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18

AUGUSTA LODGE. NO. 46. A. 8. S
neets in Golden Cross Hall the second
ooDday OF each month
MRS EMMA NJ ROBERTS. Pres
MRS. ID. A CLARK. Secretary.
8. A. THt'RSTDN, Collector
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-01-18
AUGUSTA CAMP. NO. 74oo. MODERN

ROYAL NEleHBoRs OF AMERICA.
lombard Camp. No 2751. meets last
w a~rtTsys , OF each month in Modern
EMMA V RoDGE. Orac
UNA V lI.ARL- Rnnnrlcr
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
Christmas Day In Russia.

In certain parts Of Russia the chill
dren at Christmas eve begin playing
pranks that are as odd as they are
amusing. Chief among their drolleries
liz that Of Disgusting themselves as ami
mails and In the assumed costume Of
wild beasts disporting themselves
through the neighborhood. AS many
skins as possible are secured, and III
these the leading boys are clad. Wolves,
bears, ostriches even, are represented.
All of the boys gather in one party,
those who are not posing as brutes
forming a train for the escort and dis
play of the pseudo menagerie. Some
act as keepers, holding their disguised
companions in check, while others star
tie the quiet Of the night by rude
strains drawn from harsh and print
tive musical instruments. Torches are
borne, and In the fltful light, opposed
by black shadows, the scene Is at once
grotesque and vivid.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29

ANDREW CARNEGIE's sKIBO CASTLE AND NEW YORK HOME
mansions in
skb hundreds guests The
Central
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
TORTURE OF A PREACHER.

The story of the torture of Rev. 0.
D. Moore, pastor OF the Baptist
church, of Harpersville, N. Y, will
interest you. He says: II suffered
agonies, because of persistent cough,
resulting from the grip. / had to
sleep sitting up in bed. l tried many
remedies, without relief, until took
DIR. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption, coughs and colds, which
entirely cured my cough, and saved
me from consumption" A grand cure
for diseased conditions of throat and
lungs. At Boone's, druggist; price Sc
cents and s1.OO, guaranteed. Trial
bottle free.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29

Nothing will cure indigestion that
doesn't digest the food, itself, and
give the stomach rest. You can't ex-
pect that weak stomach will regain
it's strength and get we'll when it is
compelled to do the full work that a
sound stomach should do. You
wouldn't expect a sick horse to get
we'll when it is compelled to do a full
days work every day of the week.
! Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is perfect di-
gestant and digests the food regard
less of the condition of your stomach
Relieves Indigestion, Belching Of your
stomach, and all stomach disorders.
Sold by Beckstead Drug Co.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
A Trivial Matter.

The first slice of goose had been cut,
and the minister Of the Zion church
looked at it with as keen anticipation
as was displayed in the faces around
him.
"Dat's as fine goose as ever saw, y
Brudder Williams he said to his host
'Where did you get such fine oneT
"Well, now, Mistah Rawley," said
the carver Of the goose, with a sudden
access of dignity, when you preach a
special good sermon I never axes you
where you got 1t. Seems to me dats q
trivial matter, anyway"
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
THE. WAKING PROCESS.
| Easy Scheme to End Your Sleep at
Amy Hour You Wish.

Easy Scheme to End Your Sleep at
Amy Hour You Wish.
"We hear it frequently asserted that
lie persons will impress the thought
firmly upon their minds and continue
thinking about it until they have fallen
asleep that they desire to awake at q
certain hour In the morning they will
do so without fall" said DR.. Joseph
Boehm in the St. Louis Globe-Demo-
erat. "But how many people have tried
this method of insuring a prompt
awakening at given hour In the
morning only to find their rest through
put the night disturbed and uneasy.
s"The brain will usually respond to
the will and awaken one in the morn
Ing near the desired hour under any
circumstances, but to prevent the I'M
broken, uneasy sleep the adoption Of
only very simple device Is necessary.
The last thing before getting into bed
take a watch or clock and turn the
hands to the hour at which one wishes
to rise and gaze at this just long
enough to fix the hour firmly on the re-
tentive memory. Then If no other alb
sorbinS thoughts intervene between
that and the moment one Is locked In
slumber the nights rest will be easy
and unbroken, and promptly at the
hour In the morning, as rule, one will
find oneself released from sleep and
wide awake. There is no need to re-
peat 1t over and over In the mind. All
this makes the brain uneasy and re-
suits In the disturbed slumber Sim
ply look at the watch or clock, as I
have indicated, and the influence OF
the mind over matter will be clearly
demonstrated in the morning. Try II
some night and observe how smoothly
this physiological fact works"
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
HIS CHRISTMAS SERMON.
An Aged Wayfarer Who Taught
Citrate COntentment.

An Aged wayfarer Who Taught 81
Citrate COntentments
An English clergyman declares that
The best Christmas sermon he ever
heard was preached by a woman-and
In three words!
ain my little parish, under the sweep
Of the Sussex DOWNS" he says, II was
walking swiftly home one night buffet
ed about by the gray clouds Of driving
rain that the fierce sou'wester swept
2andward from the sea when a poor,
helpless, aged woman asked me for a
trife for nights lodging.
"Curates are supposed always to be
poor. It was Christmas time, and
had Just parted with my last sixpence
at a lonely hamlet where work was
scarce. Still I could not leave my
stranger in the street, SO asked he1
TO come with me to my lodgings.
"She shambled along through the
mud with her streaming clothes and
clouted boots, and we entered my little
room. My thoughtful landlady had
made my table ready. A plate Of ho1
toast was standing in the fender; The
kettle sang vociferously, as if impa
1ient to be used; in front of the fire
stood my slippers and an easy chair.
'"ro my surprise, my poor, worn, bag
gard companion raised her dripping
hands and burst into tears with the
words, ooh, what luxuryp
s"That was the best Christmas ser
mon ever heard, and the only one
have never forgotten. youths Com
panion.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
Getting Posted

William "a Observation-Disclosures. is
1t the Divorce that always gets the
alimony? His Mother-Yes, dear, as
rule. William-Well, which is the di
vorcee, the man or the lady? His
Mamma-Why, what questions to ask!
What do you want to know for? VIII
nam-'Cause me and Sadie are play
ing divorce, and I am trying to make
her give me the alimony.-Brooklyn
Life.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
A Tsheu1hSfnI Husband

What Is more touching at the holiday
a pleasant surprise for his aged wife?
IT'S tryin' ter raise money enough
ter git my wife new dress<for Christ
mas, sah," said Uncle Ebony to Mr..
Featherstone
''Ah, see. You want me to give you
some chores to do, uncle, Ell r
sWeIi, no, sab. fought perhaps you
could git de old lady Job at washin'.
sahr'
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
The Animals
At Christmas

CAED Santa Claus, Its Christ mas eve
"a CThe animals looked pleasantly.
~ And each of you will now receive
His yearly Christmas present.
But I'D be glad if every guest
Would mention what he'd like tke best"
The Tapif said: THAT pieases me.
Ill state succinctly. therefore.
~ may be so bold and free
The only thing care for
Would be those matches ON the shelf.
With which I'D like to light myself
His wish was granted. Then up spake
A timid little Adder:
"Sir. but trifle it will take
To make my Christmas gIadder:
A slate and pencil. If you please.
Would let me do my sums with ease"
The Reindeer said ''You may believe
Id be happy fellow
III I were sure i would receive
good sized umberreIlow:
And also I'D like four goiosh-
En- and a rubber macintosh"
The Pig fountain pen desireds
The Cow tin horns requested:
The Horse for new hat acquired,
His gratitude Attested.
The Caterpillar said: Il am
Rsoud of my caterpillarsham."
So all of them were gay and clad.
And they were happy. veryi
They liked the presents that they had
And waxed exceeding merry.
Dear humans. at your Christmas feasts.
Pray take O. lesson from the beasts.
CAROLYN Wells in Reader.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-12-29
An Impossible Imitation

The irritable employer turned to his
typewriter with a sudden snarl.
"Why don't you write it just as |
saw it?" he demanded.
Because my typewriter hasn't the
catarrh," she quietly responded
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-19
The Lyceum Series.

Ralph Bingham who will open the Lyceum series to be given under the aus pices of the Commercial club, is born humorist, and his wit manifests itself both on and off the stage.
 The following story is told of MT. Bing- hams trip through Texas: The scene was railway station where twenty min utes are allowed for dinner. Those who have had experience with Texas railway eating stations can only appreciate the full solemnity of the occasion. As the train arrived negro with an immense gong was beating the summons to the unsuspecting passengers A dog aroused from his monday nap howl5 lugubrious- ly. As Mir. Bingham swung off the train the mournful canine's means fell upon his sympathetic ears. Turning to the dog. Mir. Bingham exclaimed, What are you bowling about you don't have to eat it''
 MT. Bingham is full of quirps and jokes and rare eonceits, and besides is a most accomplished pianist, and he intersperses his performances with musical variatioas or well known airs.
 Subscriptions to the course of lectures are beginning to roll in. A double season ticket, entities the holder to two re- served seats at each performance. There will be four entertainments and the double tickets have been placed at the low price of S5. The attractions are the highest class that appear on the platform ir America,