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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

from beyond the confines of the reser-
walton. for the event was heralded afar.
The civil ceremony itself was prosaic
enough. If such ceremonies can ever
be called prosaic. In the accepted for
mular Of courtroom marriages. Judge
Dana Savers made this couple man aud
wife.
IL was after the bride and groom had
returned 20 the reservation that the
wierd rites Of the Sioux we're enacted
The tepees OF the tribe were decorted
as became such an event for Mary La
motto was one Of the beauties OF the
trite and also one of its richest heir
esscs
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

way station when the indignant janfror
walked in the next morning. fIe was
suffering from shock wher ne went unto
consult the lady. She not only admitted
her guilt. but protested she was entirely
justified.
1T amt decent. was the janitorial
comment. Advertising night gowns
that way don't look we'll"
The lady was insistent on keeping up
the notice. The janitor grew impertf-
nent. and she appealed TO the owner of
the building. He inspected the elevator
car and emerged batheG in bushes.
Then he ordered the signs removed.
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06
The j v. Hawkins
HAIR GROWER & RESTORER.
= - ~ TT. - 0EVE1
az Cochran ~. Dallas. Tex.

To which all state and national RI yhts have 49,.
reserved, enjoys the reputation of an enormons
nome patronage In first class white and colorad
Isrlilles It's wonderful success has thrown in int
prominence IN this and other states and whenevar
once used the patron is satisfied until her
discovery or this hair grower and restorer has been
made known 70 her nearest friend
Mrs Mary Watson Of 1918 ST. Peter ST. a promi
nent ady OF this community who used orr prepare
ton Tor snort tlme only herein testifes Co its
value and wonderful results by p-rnitrng ns ~ rs
her picture - ~ use
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06
Disliked the Wore

Then" said the reporter. "TIl say
several pretty songs were rendered by
Miss Porkingham."
90" replied the hostess. you must
not say rendered You see. her father
made all his money in lard. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06
Forced Her 70 Pull plow

Mrs. Hattie Smith. wife OF a wealthy
farmer of Laporte. Ind, has died suit
for divorce In the Laporte circuit court
in which the allegation Is made that her
husband hitched her to piow and made
her perform the labor OF beast OF bur
den under threats of death.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

Young Publisher (who has just is
sued the first number of his new maya
zne)-How do you like it?
Miss Green-Oh. IL is fine, You are
too modest. You have made a mistake
in calling it second-class natter
Brooklyn Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

It VIII p nsitively remove Daudrntf Cure Scalp
OF all impurities, Restore Hair Clean Temples
OF Bald Heads. where the roots not dead
PRtcEs;-25 cts. per box local orders, IS cts
out city; eight boxes. -. SO express prepaid.
The Face Beautlher makes the of powder en-
tireiv unnecessary, and Is perfectly harmless al
remove all pimples. splogches and black heads Sale
prices; 20, 50cts and 81 co.
MONEY can be sent by Post Office Money Order
or Express Money Order.
Address all communications to
NINE J. ". HAWKINS,
or ~ FIRST street, Richmond, Va.
PRONE 1901 rR-corrasronauo
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06
incubation

"You paid that man a great commit
ment when you elected him 20 Office"
Yes" answered Farmer Corntossel.
IAN the compliment sort o. started a
habit He has expected everything
complimentary ever since Washing
ton Star
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

the cow has not been fresh over three
months; therefore she goes to the plain
tin was the announcement from the
bench after the court had so,emniy led
the procession back 10 the courthouse.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

Knicker-W When I'm calling 7 never
know what to do with my hands ana
feet
Bocker-Ofer voHr hand 10 the Girl
and use your teet 20 get away from her
father.-N. Y Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

slingsby--Told you she was an art
collector. did she?
Fladpick-Why, did she tell YOU the
sameg
shngsby-Oh, yes, substantially the
same. She asked me to send her some
picture post-cards.-AllyS loper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06
Reminded.

He-The closer a man gets to ma
ture the happier he is.
She-That's not what you said when
you slipped on the orange peel yester-
day.-Cassail's.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

This is strictly a prohibition coun-
tyr"
"Yaas."
What do you do in case Of snake
bites?"
Stranger, we don't have no snake
bites. louisville Courier-Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06
Every Time.

Now glad and Joyous spring is here with all
her buds and bowers
And all the birds her praises sing in bushes
and In bowers.
anu when II comes 10 warbilng songs we
should remember that
one birdie on Dough is worth two brides
on a hat
Chicago Sun
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

As Bridget Understood II.
Mistress-If vop want eggs N keen
you must lay them in cool place.
Bridgit-Oi'n mintion IL to the hens
AZ wanst. mum. N Y Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-05-06

Mrs. j. a. Rove will open her resta-
urant for the season 1905 at the same old
stand, 5. K. corner Arctic and Ken
lucky AYES. Monday. Dec. 10, 1904
Atlantic City. n. j.
mos.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31

Some time alter she went to St.
Andrews to try the effect sea
bathing. She saw Duncan often, and
he talked to her on every subject ex-
cept the subject she was now appar-
emily interested in.
At last she courageously screwed
Up her courage and, coming to the
point said:
MI Duncan, Il ere was subject
YOU once mentioned to me sometime
ago. ard really I am rather surprised
that yo.. have never returned to it,
fer | kave changed my mind since
that time.
The professor simply remarked:
Yes. but I, too. have changed my
mind"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31
Not Older Than She Looks.

A Brooklyn woman lately returned
from Europe was describing to her
husband, who had remained at home,
her experiences with the customs in
spectors who had taken her declara-
ton in the cabin of the liner coming
up the bay, and according to the
Brooklyn Eagle, this is the conver-
sation:
When he asked me my age" she
said, "I told him 3o"
But, my DEAR" exclaimed the hus-
band "you're over go"
Il know it," she returned; "but do
I look more?"
No, you don't; that's fact"
''Well." she continued triumphant
~, convinced that mere man was
squelched once more by the force OF
feminine logic, until I look more
than 80 I'm going to be 80, and I
don't care for the old United States
government and all the customs in
spectors and declarations. They
can't make me older than I look or
want to be-"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31
Lawful Debt, Legally Collected.

Youths Companion.
When Mike left the employ OF
Brother Rubbles, who keeps a coun-
try store and also farms it" in
Washington county, Maine, he owed
considerable balance to Brother
Rubbles. Mike seemed quite willing
70 forget about it, but more intimate
acquaintances Of Brother Rubb1es
never lost faith that the account
would be squared in due time.
After Brother Rubbles had ceased
even to drop gentle hints about the
little bill, Mike became the owner OF
single lusty hog, of which he was
inordinately proud. He Dragged about
it increasingly, and Brother Rubbles
made a friendly call one day to see it,
and praised the hog in way that de-
lighted the heart of the lucky owner.
Cant see how ye got him so fat,
Nike" said Brother Rubbles. mine
don't hll out that way" Then after a
pause Brother Rubbles added, Give
got shote Ill give ye if you want it
1 should like to see what ye can do
with my stock"
There is an old saying that sets
forth the danger of trusting the
Greeks, even when they offer gifts,
but Mike had never heard ii. At the
first opportunity he went over to
Brother Rubbles' barn, and brought
away the sorriet-looking shote that
ever lived
The next day Brother Rubbles ''1e-
We'd" on the big hog. The law would
NOT have permitted him to do that
so long as Mike was the owner of on
ly one pig.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31
A Strong Inducement.

Senator Penrose of Pennsylvania
celebrated his birthday in Philadel-
phia, says an exchange. A. Philadel-
phian, during a congratulatory call,
said to him:
II remember Penrose's entrance
into politics, when he was a boy of
"a. He won the liking of Senator
Quay by quaint little speech that
he made to the republican leader dur
ing the presentation of petition.
This petition was laid before Mr..
Quay by delegation whose spokes-
man was insufferably long winded
and tedious. The man talked to the
senator nearly an hour. Every one
stood during his speech and it SEEM
ed that it would never end.
"When finally it did end, Mr.. Quay
asked wearily if there were any fur
ther reasons for the granting of the
petition that the delegates had to Of
fer
"Penrose, tall and straight and
boyish, smiled and said in a low
voice:
If you don't grant it, sir we'll
have that speech repeated all over
again to you "
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31

1nent after the session OF 1906, the
general assembly shall meet bienially
that is, not meet again until 1908; a
governor OF the state will be electedin
November, 1906, after the general as
sembly has in February of the same
year adjourned to meet biennially.
Section of article 10 of the con-
stitution provides: The general as
sembly shall provide for an annual
tax sufficient to defray the estimated
expenses OF the state for each year,
and whenever it shall happen that
the ordinary expenses of the state for
any year shall exceed the income of
the state for such year, the general
assembly shall provide for levying a
tax for the ensuing year sufficient,
with other sources Of income, to pay
the deficiency of the preceding year
together with the estin, ated expen-
ses Of the ensuing year"
Some have contended that the pro-
vision for annual tax can be made
without annual sessions. The Ian
guage OF the section quoted appears
to your committee to indicate that
the trainers of the constitution in
tended that annual sessions should
be held. We are unable to see how
the requirements of that section can
be observed without annual sessions.
The foregoing irregularities, dis
crepancies and inconsistencies are
probably not all that could be pointed
out, but are enough to warrant the
committee in reaching the conclu-
sion that before the amendment was
ratified a commission from the gen.
eral assembly should be appointed
whose duty it will be to go thorough
ly over the constitution and ascer-
tain wherein it should be further
amended in order to make biennial
session practical; and if in the minds
of the general assembly the amend
ment has not been properly submit
ted to the qualified electors of the
state, that said commission take
steps as will bring before the general
assembly the proper resolution and
make such recommendations as in it's
judgement is proper.
1t occurs to the committee that it
would be far better not to ratify the
amendment now than it would be to
go forward and place the government
tai machinery Of the state in such
awkward situation as to be unable to
conduct the government of the state
and to hazard every legislative act of
the general assembly. We think it
would be better to carry or submit
every necessary amendment to the
people before the amendment should
have to be submitted 70 them again
before ratifcetion.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31
The Professors Love Story.
London Tit-Bits.

An amusing story is told concern
ing Professor Duncan of St. Andrews
university. who was in his younger
days teacher in Dundee. The en-
bryo professor proposed to a lady,
who curtly refused him. Shortly
afterward Mr.. Duncan became Pro-
fessor Duncan, and the lady heard
no more of him, not even by letter.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31
Pointed Paragraphs.

Chicago News.
The more some men owe the more
they want to owe.
Champion prize fighters are nat
urally stunning men.
4 lot of uncivil men hold Office
under civil service appointments.
At least the ossifed man has all
the backbone he needs in his busi-
ness. r -.
A fellow-feeling for your pocket
book is not apt to make you won
drous kind.
One way TO interest a woman in a
S. article is to mark it down from
$40 to S7.e9.
You can't convince a woman that
any man who has proposed to her is
a fool.
When a married woman wishes
she were a man her husband is apt
to echo the wish.
In unions and onions there is
strength.
Although paper money is soft, it
is hard to get.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-31
DlPO
The NEW EsEREE TONIC
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Blood. Puts Flesh t,s thin 9eopse. Strengthens
the Nerves. Clears The I:-3.n. Cures Nervous
Debility, Insomnia ;,lling Mcmor-. Restores
the Vim, vipor, Vitality and Ssrength OF Youth
in both weak Aen and Women
This New Remedy works like Magic, but is ob-
solutely harmless Weigh yourself before taking
Price, so Cts; 12 boxes, $500, by mail
We will cheefuliy refund the money II you sre
nit benefited. -zy 1t and be convinced.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18
1914

copies, the largest paid circulation of
any daily paper in this section.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

Der Of commerce This organization
IS to take the place Of the old board
Of trade which started out with a -four ]
ish and ended without one. The pur
pose Of such body is to further the
interests in every way pos
sible, chiefly by inducing new industries
to locate in town and to look after the
railroad facilities, telephone service, etc.
That a board OF trade, chamber Of com
merce, or whatever il may be called, is
of benefit to any city or town is GER
tain. 1t serves to keep the community
alive to its possibilities, that Is, pro-
yided the organization does not itself
lapse nto a comatose condition. And
to keep the chamber Of commerce alive
there is required some official, whose
connection shall not be based on pure
sentiment. There must be a head to
look after the affairs, who shall be paid
for his services. The Burlington Free
Press has recognized the need OF a paid
official and advocates that if a chamber
of commerce or similar body is formed
in its city, q man should be paid to look
after affairs. The benefits of the cham
Der of commerce for advertising pur-
poses is pointed out by W. E. Greene
who says; u was very much impressed
during my trip to the Pacific coast last
winter with the good work being done
by chambers Of commerce in smaller
cities than Burlington. II was our chief
source Of information in the cities visit
| ed and in each instance we found a
cheerful secretary to greet us and give
fun information regarding the section
we were visiting. Each was well sup
Piled with readable literature showing
the special advantage offered by that
particular city over Others in that sec
ton. While it is true that we once
had board Of trade that did not fulfill
our expectations, it would seem that
from a chamber of commerce conducted
properly and given the right support
BY our progressive business men, much
benefit would be derived by al in om
city,
! Barre's progressive merchants have
filed the post Of duty here by forming
an association, whose aims, while pri
marily directed toward the improvement
Of conditions for themselves, are ye
oftentimes spent in advancing the city
interests, as they realize that while help
ing the city they are Indirectly bring
ing measure Of prosperity to them
selves. The Barre Merchants Associa
tion has also realized the necessity 70
employment Of paid secretary, who's
business it is to represent the associa
ton. That much has been accomplished
by the organization is certain Ii TIL
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

No wonder the manufacturers ol var
ious patent medicines and the sellers
thereof are up in arms over the recent
ruling Of the commissioner Of internal
revenue. Commissioner Yerkes has de-
cided that patent medicines win be sub.
iected to analysis instead Of allowing
the statement of the makers to go I'M
challenged. Whenever the coneoctions
are found to contain more than GER
tain amount Of alcohol the makers and
the druggists who sell the medicines will
be taxed the usual license fees. A num-
Der Of medicines will probably come
within the limit.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

The attempt to defeat Mcclellan for
reelection as mayor Of New York prom
ises to end in a complete failure. The
withdrawal Of the Citizens Union from
the Fusion movement is an indication
as to which way the straws point,
Elected by Tammany, Mcclellan was
looked at askanee by the Citizens Union
as well as BY the Fusionists, the belief
being prevalent that he would be a
Tammany mayor in every respect. But
Mcclellan has surprised even his politi-
cal enemies by what appears to be d
clean administration. In view Of that
service it is idle to attempt to de-
feat him. The Citizens Union knew it.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18
MAKING OVER DRESSES.

Getting a New Dress Out of an Old
One Is Not an Tmpossibility.
1t is amazing what d skilful woman
can do with last seasons dress and
q little new trimming. Every woman
can do the same if she win learn how.
The way to learn how il to read the
Household Department Of the Boston
Daily Globe, where making over gowns
is explained by clever women whose
brains are as good as money.
The best Boston paper published The
Boston Globe. Have it at your home
every day
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

Nan Patterson's former husband must
be one Of the forgiying and forgetting
sort. He has remarked Nan.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

We publish elsewhere the letter Of
Hon. T. w. Clement announcing his can-
didacy for the nomination for the Gov
ernorship. Fletcher ID. Proctor is al
ready in the field and is making a strenu-
Gus canvas both by letter.wIiting and
personal solicitation. If these two men
remain in the field a lively campaign
may be expected, az Mr.. Clement has
some pretty strong arguments in his LETT
ter in behalf Of his candidacy Morris
vile News and Citizen
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

An Illinois woman is waging war on
the afternoon pink teas" Perhaps the
black variety suits her better.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18
EAST BARRE.

The Rebekahs Will hold their bah We'd.
nesday evening, Sept. 20. The Odd Eel.
lows and their families are invited.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18
THE GovERNoRSHIp.

What the State Papers Have to Say
About 1t.
Percival w. Clement says he viii be
a candidate for the governorship before
the next republican state convention.
just to make matters plain, Mr.. Clement,
do you expect to abide by the result OF
that convention, or do You intend to
bolt the minute things do not result 70
your satisfaction. st. Johnsbury
Republican.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

ADVERTISING A COMMUNITY.
The citizens Of Burlington are agitat.
ing the question Of instituting a cham
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

bounds could be increased, allowing men
Of other businesses to assist in the work,
the results might be correspondingly in
creased.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-18

ernorship. Fletcher d. Proctor is al
ready in the field and is making a strenu-
Gus canvas both by letter-writing and
personal solicitation. If these two men
remain in the field a lively campaign
may be expected, as Mr. Clement has
some pretty strong arguments in his let
ter in behalf Of his candidacy Morris
willie News and Citizen.
Clement announces his candidacy Tor
the goyernorship and the platform upon
which he enters the field, in a manner
straight forward enough to be plain to
everyone But his views on the most inn
portant points were well known, having
come to us in song and story before. He
has however introduced a few variations
| III the way of business reforms and I'M
ternal improvements. Mr.. Clement pos
lsesses ability and energy, and with his
Originality in the introduction OF feat
res there is promise Of a lively and en-
ltertaining mpaign.--Hardwick Gazette.
That any American citizen has the
right to create a political diversion on
his own account, if he can. must be
admitted. In 1902, the Hon. Percivai
w. Clement, in his spectacular effort
to secure the governorship, gave a good
show to crowded houses in the towns
where he billed his combination. That
he has the ability and the means to give
even a better show than before goes
without saying, but as a serious factor
an the campaign OF 1906, he is discount
Jed in advance by a questioning Of his
motives on the part OF the voters whose
support he seeks. To lead campaign
of needed reform upon the demand Of
citizens with the good of the state at
heart and with personality a secondary
consideration is d very laudable exempli-
call, however, for Mr.. Clement, and in
entering a campaign for the governor
ship he does so for reasons better known
to himself than to the general public.
But, of course, this will not handicap his
making an interesting diversion, how
ever far short of success it is predes-
tined to fall.-M orrisville Messenger.
If Percival w. Clement thought he
seized the psychological moment when
he announced his candidacy on the eve
OF the fish and game banquet he de-
eeiYed himself. Judging from reports
of this gathering it was not his day or
his crowd and the latter was as repre-
sentative as could be gathered together.
Four years ago MIR. Clement was a
candidate for governor. The Caledonian
prophesied that he would prove a formid-
able candidate This was doubted at
the time by many of our contemporaries
but our prophecy was fulfilled for the
regular republican candidate failed Of
election By the people That was decid-
eddy Clement year. The leader fell out
side The breastworks, but he stormed the
prohibition fortress and his local option
banner waved triumphant.
We shall make another prophesy and
predict that the next Republican govern
|or viii not be Mr. Clement, but Col. |
Fletcher D. Proctor Of Proctor. Mr.. |
Clement will have in the coming cam
paign no paramount issue and Vermont |
Republicans hate d boiler. 1t will not
be hrs year and our political forecast il
that the weather before next June will |
be very Indictment for the gentleman
from Rntiand.-st. Johnsbury Caledon-
ian.