The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-11-23
THTSTLES.

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MARRIED. ~Oaiy ssI~
--css yos make good bressf eaetieu'ly
isqslrd tf~ prscsi,.I ,esss mss. n yva
caa fsfnish .hs 'soash. replied the prse.-
cal tesnx ~cDaf.
There's the master and mlssas quarrel
Ing sgain. And isy,ve only be~I married a
mossh They are lbeommony .Icqasnt
Tor ,hs little psaeaios they've bad. s.eht
thsyf
--Iss raising hard, 0h The boy ~ho
looked through The dnppIns ~lrdo~ pane.
from bshisd bic pspss b. father xro~ied
] des't eafe--lst u rsif' Tie little lad In
grave surprise xlsncec s~ee,lS spa HIN.
Why, III vss sgoip' TO, sehno~ edged
little jim.
--Se~ What got cried Bobby, = city
bred boy, a. be came running from o
ehichsn coop, holding 10 bis bsrd q china
sex. On, 60 20, Il back lexelsinsd Ma
bel, bis six-yesroId sister. Thsts the ess
tbs bsn measures BY.
--Nbsrss Edythsi shes up 10 her stu-
do band psin,in' snow shovel. where's
0ladyss In tho library vriin' po'try.
Wbsrs's Clsrices She's In the parior play
In the plsnpsr. wbere's 0wendolinf Up
Ia hsr boadoif curlln' her hair. AID
where's yoor mar Aswi Oh. maws
down In the kitchen gettin' dinner for the
bunch.
One day football player appeared 10
the class room during football season The
students were deeply shocked, yet they
managed 10 preserve the outward forms Of
respect Bat when, presently, Il turned
out tha, the fellow knew his lessons there
vas mons 30 poor TO do him reverence. Hes
gone stale! wn the speering whisper
which ran from lip to lip.
Arc you tho little boy whose papa
writes 90 many cute savings OF childrenf
Yes, ms'sm. suppose your papa Is 81.
wsrs encouraging you to talk. No, ma'sm.
He threatens TO whip me u ] even whisper
when hs 10 writing his bright things the
children have said.
Brother spotcssh, said the pastor, what
would vou do II the iojupction came to
you. "Sell oil thou hast and give to the
poos.' ] should obey II, Of course, answer
Cd the great merchant, asI have slways
done. Everything l have In stock 10 for
sale, and give more to the poor than any
two men In this block.
Nov, said Mr.. oidbesu tentatively ~ he
strohed HE gray beard, II . man we're, ssy,
6fty and the woman Of his choice about
twenty, do 700 think that would lead to
an unhappy msniaxei think, promptly
replied Miss Young, It would DO more ike
~ to lead to . rejected proposal.
II guess. replied hn. Misslech,n, IL
nust be true thst dreams 20 by conttaries.
whyi her hssbsld asked. Last night
when vcu were talking 10 your sleep you
said; mo good. I've got kings full Put
l couldn't seem 10 nud . cent In your
clothes.
--Yss, indeed, sald young KalIow. I'm
raising mustschs been nursing II for =
month; never raised one before, y know,
ard I'm rather curious about what color Il
viii be when re full grown. Well, replied
Misc Pepprey, at that rate II will probably
BY gray.
Did you see that personal that Ma
Rruder WAS writing couldn't help seeing
Il. Well, what docs he mean by saying,
Return at once. and oil viii be- forgiven
and forgotten. Has his wife left him
No; HE cook.
why do children ~ they grow older
lhou 90 little rtsp.ct for. their pAfeltif
Perhaps, Answered. hiss Cayenne, they get
bold Of old pictures and see how their par
spts used to dress them when they we're
young and helpless.
SO you can't zee any way Of getting
out Of the engagement honorsblyi Not
uniess can lick n,e brothers, all bigger
than am.
- want 10 do great thipgs! exclaimsd
VIC o0utttoSs yoouB "ssa v" Wv VIZ "ss
eisr. Hou, cir, would you advise me TO 30
q NJ To begin With, drawled the sldeil,
millicnaiis calmly, would adv'se you hrst
70 sccomplhh something small!
DO 700 tpos what gfest scheme So
ssr sssan hsdf No; do tell me. WIN,
sbs went ost ard rthsrd oil The fall
lssves shs cosld 6od In real damp places
aDl prsss<d tAsm 10 the family Bible Oh
The birth record pages, % that ell The sees
written there were stained ~ past rtAdipg
when they opepcd II sssin.
--Pshsw. said the jodse. There's no
reason Why yoa people should b. divorced.
o. hoos And msks ~. Tbsre are no
grcsads-- Bot, isdge, the man ffsltical.
~ interrupted, she hasnt told you the
whole ua,h. I pushed her Downstairs
once. and II vss miraculous that che Vas