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The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11
ITEMS or GENERAL FUTILlTY.

Headless horsemen are practically
immune from toothache.
Live bees should never be kept in
the same room With sleeping child.
If eaten in moderation, are perfectly
harmless.
"A good way to stop headache is to-
bite the tongue till It bleeds. This
takes the attention from the headache.
On Christmas Day, 1875, there were
seven turkeys at the G. P. o. INSULT
GENTLY addressed. They have since
been destroyed.
Moths, for some unknown reason,
will not visit treacle If spread on burn
ing hot chestnuts.- Punch.
MONEY ID.
Is hard to get-The Poet. '-ss
&.
Is hope.-The Title Hunter.
Is largely imaginary.-The Promo
ter.
Makes the wheels go.-Machine Pol
itioian.
Beats altar Of roses to a finish
The Miser.
Is the foundation of the nation
The Millionaire.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Mr.. and Mrs. c.. S. Bliss returned home
Madison on the evening train last Sum
day The News is happy to state that
Mrs. Bliss has entirely recovered from
her recent illness.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11
SENTENCE SERMONS.

/. Sincerity is never selt-conscious.
& Grunabling is the child of greed.
Sin is never healed by hunloring it.
It takes all of life to know all OF
Faith is the greatest force in the
world.
You cannot feed the soul on frozen
truths.
Style is no substitute for sterling
strength.
Character may be sold, but it can
not be bought.
.Phe life that does no good is guilty
OF much harm.
Some people fear to try lest they
shoald succeed.
Character is what we are when we
haven't time to calculate.
No man moves this world until he IS
profoundly moved himself.
People who borrow trouble are al
way. ready to lend advice.
The here CT this world is IN the
hard Things we have to co.
As soon as man IS good enough
he is TO longer any good.
The devil needs to Go nothing for
the man WHO has nothing to Go.
It takes more than 3 bellows in the
pulpit to start a fl? in the church
They WHO laugh at anothcr's DIS
tress have 70 ability to share an
others Joy.
TIE sounGress cf a mans faith does
not depend On tee amount OF noise he
makes.
If you do not give your riches
wings for good works they will take
to themselves wings for good and all
Z Chico or Tr;b141a
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The Wisconsin legislature should
promptly pass the bill calling for a
change in the form Of county govern
ment. The present plan is costly and
unWeildly- without merit and loaded
with complication. The smaller body
unencumbered with towns hip duties
would be able to do better service TO
the county.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11
CHURCH AND CLERGY

When men have patent on creed
it is always enc of their own invention.
Rams Horn.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Bishop Gore of Worcester, Mass,
says he sees no serious Christian argu-
nent against cremation, and from
sanitary point Of view it has enormous
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The sounGaess cf mans Faith does
not depend On tee amount OF noise ne
makes.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The Rev. Francis Bloodgood Hall,
for thirty nine years pastor Of the
Porstrome Presbyterian church OF
Plattsburg, n. T., is dead, at the age
Of 76f
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

They who laugh at anothcrs dis
tress have 70 ability to share an
others Joy.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Julian N. Buck, the youngest son OF
"Buskskin Charlie" war chief OF the
southern Utes, has been ordained a
minister Of the Presbyterian church
in Denver. He is 20 years old, well
educated, and will work among his
own people.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

If you do not give your riches
wings for good works they will take
to themselves wings for good and all.
Chicago Tribune.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The Rev. joseph Mangin Of Lowell,
Mass, has just celebrated his half
century as priest Of the local provin-
cial Of the Oblate order.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Why does the smallest man always
give up his seat to the stoutest woman
in a crowded street car?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

It takes more than g bellows in the
pulpit to start a fiji? in the church
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

why do men spend i've dollars upon
a theatrical manager to get passes
worth only three dollars?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The Rev. w. F. Cannon, S. j., the
newly elected president Of Boston col
lege, was rendered a reception at the
Parker house by the Alumni associa-
ton of the institution a few days ago.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The volunteer band for foreign mis-
sions at the Chicago Training school
has lately received beautiful gifts OF
curios from India and from Mexico,
which were sent by former students
for the missionary room.'
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Why does a woman cross in front
of a car to save time, and then waste
time talking about the motorman
after the car has passed?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

WHY should a man marry woman
for her looks and then complain II
others admire her?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The devil needs to Go nothing for
the man who has nothing to Go.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

The deaconess orrhanage at Lake
Bluff, H., recently opened fifth cot
tage, which is now occupied by the
older girls, and the cottage formerly
occupied by them is transformed into
a hospital.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Why does the politician in public
say the masses" and in private
them asses?"
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11
WHY'S FOR THE WISE.


why does the politician in public
say 1.-The masses" and in private
them asses?''
Why should a man marry woman
for her looks and then complain il
others admire her?
Why does the smallest man always
give up his seat to the stoutest woman
in crowded street car?
Why do men spend i've dollars upon
theatrical manager to get passes
worth only three dollars?
Why does the bald-head who sits
in the front row at the theater pick
out the rear pew in church?
Why does the man whose cigars
cost ten dollars a hundred pay only
twenty cents a pound for candy for his
wife?
Why does car conductor say step
lively!" to woman when he knows
that it will make her the more delib-
crate?
Why does a man VINO spends two
hours shaking dice complain when
asked to SO down to the cellar and
shake the furnace?
Why does widower pay medium
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Why does widower pay medium
FIVE dollars to hear his wife talk, when
in life he would have given her ten
dollar bill to keep quiet?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

Why does the bald-head who sits
in the front row at the theater pick
out the rear pew in church?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-11

As soon IS a man is good enough
he is TO longer any good.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
BEAVER BRANCH b. Y. U.

Beaver.--The school dramatic COM
pany played "By Force OF Impulse
last Saturday evening before one OF
the largest audiences ever present at
our plays. The play Was very satlsfac-
tory, both In the acting and the scenic
effects.
Mrs a. r. johnson was called 20 her
home IN Vernal on account Of the Sc
rious Illness OF her mother
Mr.. Guss Gernley has resigned his
position as president OF the debating
society, and Gilbert Maeser was elect
ed to MI the vacancy. The officers are
working 20 prepare q debate for next
student body meeting.
The boys are beginning training work
on the campus, A baseball game was
played with town team Saturday and
the track team does some work every
afternoon. They are talking OF visiting
Provo for the purpose OF contestlng.
Examination work Is on In all classes.
Teachers and students win be glad to
begin the new semester, Feb, 6.
The FIRST semester vii close Fob. 8,
with student body ball,
Jos. f. Richards. Melvin Luke. Mon
his Steel and his daughter, Emily were
visitors at school last week.
Prof. Maeser gave lecture on Jesus
the Man" before the class studying
the life Of Christ, The students say II
was one OF the best talks they have
ever listened to,
The reading contest between props A
ana u was decided In favor OF b.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
UNIVERSITY or UTAH.

On Monday last the faculty recom-
mended Miss Virginia Bush to the
board OF regents for the Heber j. Grant
scholarship az 800 for this year. At
the same meeting the faculty awarded
the alumni scholarship OF S25 10 John
u. Brown. Miss Bush and Mr.. Brown
are members Of the college Junior class
In the department Of arts and sciences.
Tomorrow evening, Prof Byron Cum
mings will deliver an illustrated lecture
on "rhe Greek Religion" before the M,
!. A. OF the Fourth ward.
Prof. r. V. Chamberlain has been out
OF school all this week. lie Is suffer
ing from an attack OF tonslitls. His
classes have been conducted by DR.,
Gowans.
The '05 normals gave very interest
ing program Wednesday afternoon, IL
was musical as well as a literary
treat Howard Harold rendered two vo-
cal selections, Prof. Babcock gave
recital OF some scenes from Macbeth"
and the Tanning Of the Shrew," and
Adam Bennion concluded the program
with two plano selections
Last night the juniors gave their
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04

annual prom.," In the assembly and
buildings. The large rostrum In the as
sembly room was reserved for the fac
ulty. where they erected booths and
made elaborate decorations. The corr
ners IN the hall were occupied with
booths erected by the different frater-
mites OF Varsity students. Refresh
ments were by the lady members OF the
class, and the ball was grand success
In every particular. The chaperons
were Governor and Mrs, John g, cut
Ter Dr and Mrs. ]. T. Kingsbury, Or.
ana Mrs J. F. Merrill. Or. and Mrs. c.
ID, Plummer and Mr.. and Mrs. w, A.
Neldon. Invitations were sent TO mem
hcrs Of the state Legislature and prone
inent city officials, There are 3S In the
junior class.
Mra. NJ. T. Smith and her son Calvin
visited the University on Tuesday
Prof Stewart will deliver an educa-
tlonal address IN Ogden tomorrow eve
ming.
The second half year will begin on
Monday, In the department Of biology
the course is histology will be followed
by course In embryology. The depart
ment Is now supplied with an incubator
parahn oven and mcrotome for the
preparing and mounting OF material for
slides. New courses In the school OF
mines for the second half year will be
mining design, machine design, hy-
draullcs Junior mechanics power plant
design design OF bridges and eng-
neering Jurisprudence. In the depart
ment OF chemistry Or, Ebeaugh will
give course In Industrial or manufac-
turing chemistry. This course will deal
with chemical reactions In making CO.
ment, refining salt, sugar, soda water
smelling and other articles OF com
merce The lectures will be supple
mented with visits 70 all the manufac-
turing establishments In this locality.
John Vlanchogiannis, native OF
Greece, Is taking private lessons IN
English from Mr.. Fred Bennion. and
In return Is giving Mr.. Bennion few
pointers IN Greek syntax. The young
man came from Hermione in Argos, a
southern prvlnce OF Greece, few
months ago, and Ia we'll versed in his
own language He occasionally visits
the classes In Greek, and Prof. Cum
mings Is making use OF him TO get a
better understand OF modern Greek
construction.
Inv htuutUth Nelu An entOuslhstlc
meeting on Wednesday IN the interest
Of physical education. They were adj
dressed by DR., Gowans, Miss Babcook
and Prof, Lyman. At the request OF
Dr. Gowans, Coach Maddox and ], p,
Russell went through series OF exer-
clses to show the students what they
can do at their homes and without APP
paratus, and thus preserve their
health. The musical feature OF the pro.
gram was a cornet solo by Frank M
Jenkenson, accompanied by the Univer-
slty orchestra. During the meeting,
President Kingsbury and number Of
legislators came In for few minutes.
Karl Hopkins and Henry Soule will
not take part IN the preliminary de-
batting contest as announced In last
weeks notes They did not enter, and
their names were used without their
knowledge,
Stephen W, Wallace, who went from
the University to the government ma
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
CEDAR CITY BRANCH NopMA,

Cedar Clty-The midyear elAot,o,,
officers for the school city Is n pl Oh
next week, Some OF the shidents eur
trying TO create a little more thar ~
usual excitement I'm the air by oro.o 'ne
izlns parties TO put UP the tickets '''
The public lecture on SATURDAY. 49,.
ming VIII be given by Mr.. Silver. M,
subject Is electricity. MS
The institute OF the county teaoh...
VIII be held at the normal on satnrHa,s'
forenoon. udy
At chapel Wednesday. Miss Ada A..
Gregor Of Parowan favored me s,t mo,
by singing Beyond the Gates ~ B t,oo'
adise' very artlstlcally. Miss NcG.o,,II,'
IL pupil OF Mrs. briggs in voice c sIr
ture. 'u''
Principal Decker was called TO poro
wan sunday last to attend the funo,ot
OF relative, Mr.. Hugh Adams sr nj
On Sunday evening Instructor A,sh...
gave lecture under the ausnices
the NJ, I. A. in the Cedar tabernsoto
The large audience was well pleesot
with his interesting presentation ~
Personal Experiences IN the Phlln.
pines" ''''
The highest class In domestic sclence
gave an informal party TO thenselvss
at the home OF one OF the members
Tuesday evening,
At the regular meeting OF the first
years Tuesday night the question, IRE.
solved, That a pen Ia more useful than
a tack" was debated. A great deal NJ
fun resulted.
On Friday evening the second years
will present a program on THE Life M
Abraham Lincoln" for the regular stu.
dents society.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
BRIGHAM YOUNG COLLEGE.

logan, Feb, g. President Linford was
IN Salt Lake last week attending II
meeting OF the Church board of exam
liners. Some important matters con-
nected with the arrangements for the
second annual meeting Of the Deseret
Summer institute We're considered, and
Il was decided that an effort be made
10 secure the services Of at least two
strong men from outside universities
TO teach I'm the institute. A number Of
names have been submitted by leading
schools Of the country and there Is
every prospect that tlrst class men VIII
he engaged, one for work IN English
and one for primary methods. Other
matters that came before the board
were In relation 10 courses OF study for
neat year and textbooks
Tho students arc looking forward
with much interest To- the basket ball
game TO be played tomorrow night be-
tween the local team and the Brigham
Young university players from Provo,
The word comes To us that the Provo
boys are in excellent shape, and our
team realizes that there Is work ahead.
Yet they win enter the game with the
confidence OF tho entire student body
Co support them The showing already
nade this year gives evidence OF skill
of high order on the part Of each
player and the team has excellent
prospects Of winning tho league cham.
pionship,
The basket bah team was accom-
panied 10 ogden last week by Prcsi-
dent Liuford, Prof H. Bullen, Jr, Miss
Homer, and Coach Kemp, all Of whom
witnessed the game with tho Weber
oil nd d
the victory so well achieved, They all
speak highly Of the treatment received
IN ogden. Everything possible was
done by the Weber stake team and
the faculty and students TO make the
visitors feel nc home, and to make their
visit pleasant one.
President LInford. Prot Bullcn and
Miss Homer attended the Media concert
IN salt Lake Friday night, Miss Homer
remained IN the city until Tuesday and
visited the l.. b. S, university the
University Of Utah and the l., d, :,
hospital
This Is examination week az the coli
lego. The students are generally ac-
quitting themselves with great credit
There has been unusually earnest work
done during the FIRST term, which ends
tonight, and the percentage OF students
who have not done credtable work is
much smaller than IN former years
This Is due I'm part TO the smaller
classes this year that have resulted
from an Increase ln the number Of
sections IN the several departments,
Elder Ridger Clawson was In
Logan attending conference on sunday
snd Monday and after conference he
Nas shown through the college by
President Liuford lie was much In
terestcd especially In the mechanic
ana domestic arts departments.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04

right TO attend. Patrons have been ad-
vlsed that two days consecutive alb
sence IL sufficient cause FOR dropping
name Of child from the roll.
The city principals had decided that
privileges 10 attend matiness can not
consistently be given to pupils
Miss stimmel has returned to the
Fremont.
Miss Lake has been transferred from
the Union 20 the Sumner. Miss Hol-
berg from the Lafayette 10 the Was
atch, Miss Edna DAVE win begin work
at the Lafayette
The exhibit which was given last
week by the Oqulrrh school has been
pronounced n very unique one Each
room had lts own display which con-
sisted OF drawings, compositions, charts
and manual training work Patrons Of
the school were shown the usual pro-
cedure according 10 the daily program,
from 1850 to $3.50.
The Ulntah has another entertain
ment under way. The proceeds are for
the purchase OF a school nag, TO be
hoisted from the building.
Boxes OF growing cereals and garden
plants which adorn school windows,
prophecy that considerable activity win
be made by the students In gardening
when spring makes its advent,
Principal d. r. Coombs Is inviting
the Ladies' Literary club to extend It's
highly appreciated labors to include the
Uintah. His request is for few pic
lures for the hall.
Fourth and fifth grade teachers met
at the Bryant school last Thursday. A
class exercise In geography was pre-
sented, On the same date second grade
teachers met supervisor Wetzell at the
Lafayette.
A commendable change In program
has been made by Principal Eaton at
the West Side High school by which
commercial students may take, and are
encouraged TO choose, studies OF the
other courses, IN addition to their reg
ular commercial work.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04

for the 22nd OF this month. The ma,
irons win be Mrs. Kerr Mrs styer ana
Mrs. Flemming.
Tho members Of the Legislature who
are visiting the college today are being
entertained I'm most hospltable man
ner by the faculty and townspeoplc.
They were met at ogden by Capt Styer
and Prof. Robinson, and the young
women and teachers Of the domestic
science department have served din
nor we'll cooked and served, and ele-
CANT IN all It's appointments,
At this weeks meeting OF the Com
merclal club a lively debate took place
on the subject as to whether the ma
tlonal senators should be elected by
popular vote or not. Mr., Joseph Rich
and Mr. Mcknight upheld the afiirma-
tive side Of the question. and Mr. j. II.
Pugmire and Mr. Francom sustained
the negative.
Bulletin No Of has Just been issued
by the experiment station, II Is writ
ten by Prof l.. A. Merrill and DR. Wldt-
soc, and gives a report or the nrt
years work on the six arid farms es-
tablished by the state. Besides an In
terestlng scientific account OF the work
81 contains many photographs OF the
farms and their products.
Mrs. Rlbinson has left Prof Robin
son to the tender mercies Of the coll
lege dormitory and domestic science de-
partmept, ana is visiting her sister near
San Francisco.
A number of commercial students
aerenaded Prof. and Mrs Bexell at
their home on Tuesday evening. They
were afterward most Hospitality enter
talned by the professor and wife,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04

",rhe r. Y. c. won the victory,
The w. S. A. will survivor
So we'll all unite and say thank you.
Sweet girls Of the class OF 'O5''
Prof. McKendrick spoke at the Par
ent6' convention last Sunday night
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE.

Logan.-- Arrangements are making
for a valentine party TO be given at
the college by the Woman's leagr. ON
the evening Of Feb. IL, 10 which all
college students are to bo invited
Judge Hart will lecture before the
Commercial club on Feb. 2,
Mldyear examinations ended on Tues
day and the second semester began
on Wednesday.
Daily rehearsals OF the little w
coon" the opera 10 be given by the
school Of music on Monday night, ara
being held The costumes are ON their
way from New York, and everything
indicates most successful premiere,
The solo parts are taken by Mr. Booth
MIR, j. T. Jardlne, Mr.. s.. A. Iangton,
Mr. Ellason, Whittemore. Miss Min
ME Peterson. Miss Nora Elason and
Miss Edna Daniels The training Of
the chorus IN It's dancing work has
been done by Miss Ruth Moench OF tho
department OF physical culture,
Representative Tolton Of Beaver
county, q member OF the present Leg!
last Saturday and addressed the stu
dents IN chapel
A class Of is members IN fencing has
iust been started AZ the college by
Prof Chrlstal, who has given instruc-
ton In this art 20 members OF both the
French and United states armies. He
will take the class for month and
then the work will be continued by
Capt. styer,
Mr. ]. n. stohl OF Brigham city was
shown about the college last Wednes-
day by Mr. stephens.
Prof Robinson has been appointed
curator OF the Industrial museum,
which IL being Increased daily by con.
tributons from large business houses
all over the United states
New officers were elected AZ the last
meeting OF the Sorosis Miss Rudolph
'O5, is the new president; Miss FAIR 'O5
vice president, Miss Powell, O1. treas.
urer, and Miss Mabel Nebeker secre-
tary.
on Tuesday evening Or and Mrs
Widtsoe gave finch party IN honor
OF the birthdays OF DR.. Wldtsoe and
Miss Hazel Love, Among those pres
ent were Miss Lydia Homgren, Prof
Wolfe Mrs Kerr, Prof. studderd and
Mr.. Valentine.
The date for the military ball Is Hxsd