Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-08

her. Gladys-Well, like her cheek!
Gracye-So did George.-Loulsville
Courier-Journal.
Don't know herr Why, she lives
in the same square with you" yes,
but shes not in the same circle. -
Cleveland Leader.
Miss Pert-Which half is 1t that
doesn't know how the other half lives2
Miss Caustique-The better half
Philadelphia Record.
Judge-I'll give you thirty days in
jail. Prisoner-Good! My wife will
be through cleaning house when | get
out--Kansas City Times.
Brother-You can't think how nerv-
GUS | was when proposed. Sister
You can't think how nervous she was
until you did.--Town and Country.
Jack-Why do you girls spend so
much time and money ON dress? Nell
(candidlyl-To interest the men and
worry other girls. Press.
What reason does he give for not
paying his wife alimonyw "He says
that marriage Is lottery, and hence
alimony Is a gambling debt "-Collier's
Weekly.
You say YOU are not afraid of the
trusts Not a Bit" answered Sem
ator Sorghum; some Of EN- have been
the best friends ever had, Wash
ington star
She Freddie ana Clara are engaged.
bat they have decided to keep their
engagement secret Clara told me
so, He-Yes, l know. Freddie told
me.~-pick-MeUp
waiter, these are mighty small
oysters" YES, sir" And they don't
appeal to be very fresh, either" Then
it's lucky they're small aint IT, STRIP
Cleveland Leader.
Nell-Mr kammerer is so kind. He
said took very pretty and very
artistic picture Belle lndeed2 And
whose picture did you take, dear?--
Philadelphia Ledger.
Don't you ever go to school, jim
plief" "Well, yer see, It's dis way,
sid ma gives me a nickel week ter
80 to school an de teacher gives me
dime tct stay away.-Judge.
She--l have a new mlllner, Jack.
Don't You think my hats are more be-
coming than they used to be? He
Yes; and your bills are becoming more
than they used to be.--New York Mail.
Charles, have you ever considered
going into any buslness?' Nav. The
governor wanted me TO last yeah, but
/ told him, dontcherknow, II was
enough to have one tradesman In the
family."-Puek.
The Boss--I'm afraid you are not
qualified for the position; you don't
know anything about my business.
The Appllcant-Don't |. though? !
keep company with your typewriter
Chicago Journal.
Stage manager interviewing chill
dren with the idea of engaging them
for n new play)--IIas this child been
on the stage? Proud m0ther~-No;
but he's been on an inquest, and he
speaks up flne!-Punch
Physician docking into his anteroom,
where number of his patients are
waitingl--Who mas been waiting the
longestf Talor--(who has called to
present his bid have, doctor de-
lyercd the clothes to you three years
Glasgow Evening Times.
Mrs. Brckrow How do you man
age 10 persuade your husband to buy
you such expensive bonnetsi Mrs.
Topfatte-I take him shopping with
me. walk him around until he can't
stand, and then wind up IN a bonnet
store. Hen buy anything to get home.
New York Weekly.
Lecturer on the French Revolution
II is impossible to Imagine the chaos
that reigued confusion and anarchy
everywhere. In our more peaceful con
ditlons we cannot even imagine such
a state of things Man at the back OF
the hall-Yes, we can mister. Come
up to our house were movln'.-Pick-
Me-Up.
Yes" said he, letting her out an
other notch beyond the speed limit,
the automobile has come 70 stay"
Then the machine slowed down, gave
shudder or two and dry, raspng
cough, and stopped. You were right
said his guest a few hours later as
they trudged YEARLY into town
Houston Post.
4 Western paper tells Of a confused
clerk who, asked by young lady for
a certain number Of yards Of muslin,
looked at the cloth for minute mean
while fmmbllng for the end. Finally
he said dlsgustedly, pick must have
sold both ends Of this yes, Im sure
he did" And with that he pushed
his shears across the piece, ana from
the end thus made sold the quantity
desired
ouc dav in n crowded street ear,