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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Tommy-Pop. what is meant by the price
of liberty?
Tommy's Pop-Oh, suppose it has
something to do with tax on bachelors
Philadelphia Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

What business is Miss Gaddie IMP
''Oh, she's in everybody's business
''Ahi Wholesale. chr
Yes, except when it comes to a scandal
She retails that. Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

ITS queer how heredity will OUT re-
marked johnson to his wife, as he opened
his sons school report. THE master says,
under the heading of remarks, William
talks too much -
Pray. what do you mean by that?''
demanded his wife. -
oh, I meant, of course"
But it was too 1ate.-London Tit-Bits:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Aristides unused bitterly.
IF they are tired of hearing me called
the just - he complained. why don't
they listen down the dumb waiter shaft?''
However, as they overlooked that chan
mel of opinion, he had to go into exile
Harper'S Bazaar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

That's our local weather forecaster
You don't say! Not a very healthy
looking man, is he?"
mo; it seems the climate here doesn't
agree with him. l--,
mo? I wonder If that's why he keeps
changing it much.''-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

"Of COURSE said Miss Yern, you've
read that ne wlove story of HIS Yes
replied the grabbed old book reviewer, II
had to. Very realistic, wasn't it," Non
sense! the dialogue between the lovers
was positively silly" ell?'-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

His Name Was John.-Suitor-'sDoes
your doll talk when you squeeze it?'' Lit
tie Sister-"Tes, but it doesn't say, oh,
George, don'tH BROOKLYN Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

81 notice, my dear, that the courts have
decided that some western man is only
half married. 1 wonder which half it is,
ha, ha. hal''
well, 1 hope it isn't the idiots better
half. ''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07
HUMOR OF TIE DAY

She-And do you think it's possible for
a man to love two girls at the same timer
He-Oh. yes; provided it isn't also at the
same place.-Phiiadelpnia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

The bibulous young millionaire had Just
preached a cask that had lain undisturbed
in the family wine cellar for more than
fifty years.
Spirits of my ancestors he exclaimed
with gratitude amounting almost to rever-
ence.-Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07
WHY. OH WHY2

Why don't the attorney general take
a shot at the International Harvester
company for doing business in this state
in fragrant violation of the antitrust
and anti-discrimination laws? The
tribute exacted of the farmers of this
state by charging two prices for all ma
chinery and implements far exceeds
that of the Standard Oil company
Usage County Chronicle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

THAT old man has five beautiful dauzh-
ters.'' And is he as rich in dollars as in
daughters?' Yes, sir; think he's worth
just about $5''-Cleveland Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07
THAT SMITH OPINION.

State Senator F. Dumont Smith told
Attorney General Coleman that the pipe
line bill was unconstitutional. That set
ties it, of course. Smith drew up the
bill and he ought to know. Coleman
wouldn't know if Smith hadn't labeled
it and Smith probably wouldn't have
drawn the bill If he hadn't suspicioned
that it was unconstitutional. The re-
suit will be that we can't pump our oil
and gas-especially gas-through Rookie
feller's pipes. It will be hard on the
wheat raisers of Pratt county but we
may have to abide by the decision of
the attorney general, dictated by Sena-
tor Smith.-Pratt Republican.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Hey. boy, where's your brother?''
In the barn, shoein' horses"
where's your mother?''
I'm the back yard, shooin' chickens
Where's your father?'
In the hammock, shooin' fiies.''-wash-
Ington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Sub Editor-''Here's another letter from
that guy who signs himself ~Vox Populi -
Editor-.What's he got to say now?n Sub
Editor-"He writes to inquire if we Will
kindly inform him what 'vox populi'
means. Judge.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

same place.-Phiiadelphia Ledger
An Optimistic view.-'Dearest," whis-
pered Cordelia, after she had captured the
coveted solitaire, Il have confession to
make. I am cooking school graduate"
Clarence shuddered.
-.Oh, WELL" he reJoined, after the man
ner of one resigned to his fate; I'VE can
board. Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Newspaperdom must nave neaved sigh
that Washington, instead Of Che Foo,
was chosen for the peace conferences
What that able-bodied but coarse horde
of war liars in that Chinese seaport
would have done in the way of fake re
ports is too terrible to think of.-Galveston
Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Father" said the small boy, what is
a scientist?''
"A scientist, my son. is a man who tells
you something you always knew in such
long words that you fail to recognize it,
Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Clergyman-Are you satisfied, madam,
to take this man as your husband?
Bride-to-be-Well, not quite, but he's the
best could get.-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

TITS unfortunate" said Uncle Eben,
dat man dom feel as much like swell
in up an gettin' proud over a good days
work as he does over winnin' bet on
de Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

81 think" said the patron of the cheap
restaurant, I'm take shirred eggs
Quit kiddin' me-"
WHAT"
law, you can't fool me. used to be a
seamstress, and I guess / know it ain
possible to make gathers or ticks ia an
egg.H-Philadelphia Standard.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Are you in any way related to the no
bility, Mr.. Goldwaller? inquired the re-
but erninently astute old millionaire You
see, all my children are boys.''-Puck-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Mrs. Hauskeep-Suppose I should give
you a nice dinner today, what return
would you make?
Hungry Higgins-Well. ma'am, If I
liked yer cookin' L d return list as often as
could, decentralization Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-07

Have you any fixed opinions regarding
the proposed franchise? p asked the inter-
viewer. Before answering your ques-
ton, . responded the municipal official, IT
should like to know precisely what you
mean by the word fixed "-Washington
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22
FANCY HOLIDAY GOODS
hGliday Books
Stationery

EatOn-Hulburt are the fin |. Make swell presents to
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22

belligerents along with other muni-
 tions of war. The vessels are of steel. and when fully manned the crew will
 consist of two persons, the gunner and
 the Armstrong engineer. The crew can be increased by one or two. For the gunners the range finders have
 been dispensed with, the duck finder being much more useful instrument The Represito club consists of mem bers of the various shooting associa- uons of this city, Florence and Tue son.
 A RISING PHOENIX BOY-Jas. M- B. Irvine, who left this city several years ago to take up his residence on the coast, returned yesterday morning. for short visit and will leave tonight for Nacosari. Since leaving Phoenix he has greatly prospered and at pres ent is a travelling representative of one of the largest electrical supply houses in America-the Electric Appliance. company of San Francisco and Chica- go. Besides his duties on the road, he, maintains a place of business of his own in Los Angeles and dces a good business in contract work. His trip, to Nacosari is for the purpose of sub = hitting bids for the electrical supplies, for a large company for the coming, year. He will return to Phoenix from. that point and after spending the hol- idays here will leave for Bridgeport. Conn.,, for the purpose of purchasing for his company. He has dur ing the past two years made trips in to the interior of Mexico and Central America. His many friends here nave, enjoyed hearing of his success.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22
OF LOCAL INTEREST

SOCIAL POSTPONED-Th social
 and candy sale arranged by the En- deaVorers of the Presbyterian church
 Tor tonight has been postponed one week on account of the press of Christmas affairs. This arrangement will accommodate many friends who
 would be sorry to miss the good time THE RAGING SALTON-On ac- count of rise in the Salton sea and storm which passed over that body of water Wednesday afternoon and evening, the train from the south which should have arrived here in the morning at o'clock yesterday was six hours late. The waves it is said by passengers from the west washed over the track for such a distance that it was necessary to wait until the sea subsided before the train could pass.
 COMING FOR A HORSE THIEF Ranger Holmes, of Roosevelt, was ex- pected in last night after Frank White the horse thief who was arrested a few days ago by Policeman Moore. A tel epnOne was received last night at the office of the sheriff from the ranger saying that he had arrived at Mesa too late to catch the train for Phoe- nix and would come to the city in the morning.
 TERRITORIAL STOCKMEN Fur ther announcement has been made by President w. H. McKittrick and Sec retary Harry L. Heffner of the Arizo-
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22
Santa Claus has added to his pack this year. Donofrio's Crystallized Cac- tus Candy.
l have had many calls of late for 5, 10 AND 20 ACRE TRACTS.

of land near enough to the business center of Phoenix so that a man could do business in the city and live on a small place in the country Having this in view I have purchased so acres lying 34 mile west of the fair ground on the Christy road. The ground lays just right for subdividing into ,, 10 and 20 acre tracts and eact tract fronting
 on the Christy road. The soil is of the
 richest alluvial and of the best straw
 berry land in the valley. With the
 land there is water right in the Mar
 icopa canal and an independent lateral
 belonging exclusively to this tract of land, all the way from the canal to the land. l am going to put this tract on the market at $100 to $125 per acre for a short time. This is far below the value of land in this immediate vicinity and I am justified in saying that the surroundings are of the best in the valley. It also has the proximity of the street car to Phoenix If you want something that will double in | value in a year or two. Here is your chance.
 L. L. PLANK 110-112 w. Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22

Ladies' Call at the Phoenix bazaar. No. 33 E. Adams, for your Christmas and holiday goods
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22
TO THE PUBLIC.

l wish to anounce that I will con- duct feed yard on the fair grounds during the fair for the purpose of feed ing and caring for horses, vehicles and contents.
 E PENNINGTON.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22

We now nave just what you have been looking for, for a long time Boiled cider for mince meat. Melczer Bros. Phone Main 75.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22

DOLLS, TOYS, FANCY CHINA, SILVERWARE AND CUT GLASS. DAViDSON'S CASH STORE.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22

E PENNINGTON.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22
Gunther'S Cand

A big shipment of fresh Gunther in beautiful holiday boxes. The candy made.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-22

Our dolldom is filled with the fin est and prettiest dolls in Phoenix. Life-size and smaller. Certain to delight the girls at Christmas.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
rejected by the union, which insists
on a N minimum of Sc for all cutters.
LETTER TO Il. F. PILLsBURY,
BART n. VT


Dear sir: Some think We take a good deal
OF risk in inviting complaints of Dew oe lea u
and zinc-we authorize ouI agent to sell it
under this guarantee;
. IF you have any fault to find with this
paint, either now in putting it on, or here
after N the wear, tell your dealer about it.
1--WE au hoTize him to do what is right at
our expense "
The following story tells how little the
risk is:
JH. Asher e. Co., hardware dealers, Rhine
beck, N Y, have sold Devoe from '76 to now;
have sold thousands of gallons and have had
Just one complaint in all this time.
Three sides of a house were perff ct; the
fourth was as bad as the three were good.
Fxplanation-It rained the nj. hit before the
fourth side painted; and the painters
didn't wait for the wood to dry.
What is done in such a cas- ? Whatever
the dealer who sold the paint, considers it
fair to do. We leave it to him. He may not
do exactly what we should do if we were
there: but we are not there. The best We ca
do is to leave it to him.
Yours truly
81 F. w. DEvoE CO
Iwombly & Cotton, Barton Landing; F. n.
Pierce, Albany; and Sears & Russell, Iras-
burg, VT; sell ou7 paint.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06

Frank B. Wells estate, Bloomington.
License granted to sell real estate.
VIM. w. Tiffany estate, Greensboro.
commissioner report returned.
Nehemiah Colby estate, Derby. APP
praisers' inventory and commissioners
report returned.
Emerson fl. Peavey estate, Morgan.
Commissioners report returned.
Melissa w. Fuller estate, Holland. Last
VIII presented for probate by 5. X
Fletcher, executor. Referred to March -
1905.
Nancy j. Walker estate, Newport. APP
pra1sers' inventory returned.
Gilbert L Collins estate, Newport. AID
min1strator filed application for license tc
convey certain real estate held in trust
Referred to March goth.
William g. Paine estate, Derby. Licens'
granted administrator to sell real estate.
Gilbert L. Collins minors, Newport
Mary L. Collins appointed guardian.
Jules Richard estate, Newport. Admins
traitor filed application for license to sci
Geo. L. Hudson estate, Newport. Ad
ministrator presents his administration
account. Referred to March 18th next, a
Newport.
Henry o. Wooley estate, Derby. Com
missioners' report returned and accepted
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06

That is good news, and important
too, if it is true, that comes from East
Burke, where it is stated that hotel
for summer guests, to be managed by
a New York hotel man, is to be erect
ed this season at the cost of $4,000.
Vermont already has "string' of as
good hotels as could be asked for, but
it needs more. We hope to see the
time when ths number of these re-
sorts in the state will be vastly in
creased and the attractiveness of our
hiLlsides and lakesides and valleys
adequately appreciated throughout
the length and breadth of the country
Rutland News.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06

The adulterator5 of maple sugar in
Vermont are receiving a deserved
drubbing at the hand of the state
newspapers. Happily the percentage
of maple sugar producers in this state
who send out the spurious or adul-
terated pr o duct is very small. But a
few of the m can do the reputation of
the pure Vermont rticle great dam
age 1t thro VS. a general suspicion
upon the farmers and shippers in the
state that ia undeserved and that is
difficult to counterfeit. Vermont
maple sugar should be above sus
picion-at least in Vermont.-Rutland
News.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
ROW'S THIS9

We offer one Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured bv
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known E. J. Che
ney for the last Is years, and believe him per
fectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able TO carry out any obIiga-
tions made by their firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally act
log directly upon the blood and mucous sur
races OF the system. Price 75c. per bottle,
Sold by all Druggists,
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
AWonderfu1 Saving.

The largest Methodist church in Georgia
calculated to use over one hundred gallons of
the usual kind of mixed paint in painting
their church.
They used only 81 gallons of the Longman
& Martinez Paint mixed with "a gallons of
llpseed oil. Actual cost of paint made was
less than 81 20 per gallon.
Saved yer eighty ($sOtO) dollars in paint,
and got big donation besides.
EVERY CHURCH will be given liberal
quantity whenever they paint.
Many houses are well painted with four
gallons of L. & NJ and three gallons of lin
seed oil mixed herewith.
Wears and covers like gold.
These Celebrated Paints are sold by Il. c.
Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06

John B. Moran, lawyer, challenged
tom" Lawson to appear at the State
House in Boston last week to answer
to his attacks on the gas company.
''Tom" appeared and, well, Lawson is
alive. Mr.. Moran had nothing but
gush to throw at him. All bricks
hurled at Lawson seem to melt before
they hit.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
BURPEE'S SEEDS FOR 1905.

AS many of my friends have asked me "a
procure for them, vegetable and flower seed
nnantitv Of w. Atfee Burpee's Best Seeds 70 i
1905 and can furnish all kinds as cheaply as
thew can be obtained of Burpee himself, III
small quantities. Burpee's seeos grow, ar
these seeds that win the most prizes at fair 4
ali over the country. Edward L. Coy tnel
highest living authority upon american H
varieties of potatoes, says. I'm Burpee,s yer
mont Gold Coin Potato we now have the very
hest potato in existence" For the past two
seasons have grown this remarkable potato
Experience with it. believe it to be the most
profitable potato. for our farmers, ever intro
duced. have limited qusntity OF ,, the u.
fer for sale for seed purposes, and shall be
glad to show them to those farmers who are
Respectfully,
A. R. WAKEMAN.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
PROBATE COURT.

T. 81. Biddell minors, Newport. Carrie
L. Bidden appointed guardian.
Gilbert L. Collins estate, Newport. Ad-
ministrator's inventory returned.
F. 81. Biddel estate, Newport. License
granted to sell real estate.
Robert I. White estate, Glover. An.
praisers' inventory returned.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
st. j. q l.. @. &c. II.
In effect October 10, 1904.

HARD WICK WRsT-8:25 q m; b:34 D N
EAsT-10:29 m; 7:48 p N.
EAST ARDWICK-WEsT-s:1s a m; SOB
m. EABT-10:38 m; t:57 p M.
GREENSBORO-WEsT 3 Ia; 5:I7 p n
EAsT-10:47 a m; 500 p n.
ST. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS a m; 4;oS p n
EAsT-2:40,p N; 4:30 m.
DID. FLANDERS, g. P. a.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
Keen thinking about 1t.

Cough syrups that are constipatlDg
leave the stomach and bowels In danger
Gus condition. A cough syrup that is q
laxative is sure to give better results. Lix-
all Is a laxative, and II II iails 10 cure 10
vour cough or colo we will pay back your
money. 81. c. PIERCE, WELLS & Will
LARD. GLOVER, z. J. KINNEY, ii. 8. WEB
s,TRR BARTON LANDING.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
Big Strike.

Twelve hundred cutters in the
granite quarries of Quincy, Mass,
struck recently for a new wage sched-
ule providing for three dollars
day as the lowest rate. Hundreds
of other workmen are also idle,
and it is expected that within a
short time, unless a settlement is
reached, from 1000 to 22OO in all will
be without employment. The Cut
ters' Union is strong financially and
/ is affiliated with unions in other
places, including those at Westerly.
R. l., Barre and Montpelier, VT, and
Concord, n. 81. The last strike in
Quincy occurred FIVE years ago, and
was settled by an agreement which
expired to-day. The manufacturers
submitted proposition to the union
for a wage scale of So for competent
workmen, and agreed to arbitration
as a method to fix the pay of the in
ferior cutters. This proposal was
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
shocking accident

LIP. Perry, employed at the John
son * Nash lumber mill at North
Springfield, fell back ward upon a cir
cular saw recently and was horribly
cut, so that be died few hours later.
The blade passed through the shout
der blade and all the ribs on the left
side, entering the lung. The men IN
the mill were so overcome that they
were unable to finish the afternoon's
work. He is survived by wife and
three children. This is the second
terrible accident that has happened
at this mill, man having been liter
ally cut to pieces there about p
years ago.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06

Ia another column we publish a
letter from Rev. Robert Thompson,
the missionary 10 Bulgaria supported
by the Congregational churches of
this county. All will be glad to learn
of his work
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06

Tomorrow will be election day.
Vote.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1905-03-06
STATE NEWS.
Matching 1 900. 900 Trout Eggs.

Matching 100000 Trout Eggs.
There are now Matching at the state
fish hatchery at Roxbury 100000
brook trout eggs and 800, O0O more of
the same kind of eggs will be re-
ceIved from Duluth, MIMI, this week.
During the past month 1000 lake
trout, two years old, have been
placed in Big Averill pond, in the
northern part of Essex county. Next
week 5000 brook trout, two years old
and six inches long, will be placed in
AXE Bomoseen, in Rutland county.
Woman Suffered Fatal Injuries.
Mrs. Laura Rudd died at her home
ssin East Hardwick Tuesday night from
the effects of injuries suffered by fall
ing down stairs Friday. Mrs. Rudd
was about sixty years old and had
been in very i'll health for the last
twelve or fifteen years. Last Friday
while coming down the stairs in the
hall OF her home, she fell from the
second step and suffered internal in
iuries which proved fatal. She leaves
two daughters, Mrs. Mamie j. Patch
of Barre, and Miss Ada Rudd, of Bos
ton.
One Hundred and Fifteen Years Old.
Mrs. Honora McCarty, of SALISBURY
probably the Oldest woman in New
England, was rs years old Februar
20. Authentic records from the par
ish in which she was born and bap
tizsd show thai she was born the frs
Friday in Loot, February, 1870. E x
cept for being destitute of teeth an
: being exceedingly deaf, she is we
preserved aud in good health. Sd
was the eldest of IA children and is tb
only one living. Both her parent
passed the century mark, and sor
with whom she lives, is almost eight
years old.