The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-06-04

waving handkerchefs and laughing and
saying bon voyage, he. thought they were
doing 1t all for him, and he started sta ts;5 IN
TO MAKE II ms lin or
and promising them that he would prove
n true representative Of his beloved coun-
try in his travels abroad, and that ne
would be true tosthe stars and stripes
wherever fortune might place him, ana
ali that rot, when the boat got so far
away they could not hear HIM, and then
'Hennery, that little impromptu dem.
onstration to your father on the eve OF
his departure from his native land, per
haps never to return. ought to DC deep
you that the estimation In which ! am
held by our people Is worth millions 70
you. and you can point with PRIDE pride 10
II said rats and dad said he WOULDN'T
wonder il the boat was full Of rats, and
then we stood on deck. and watched the
objects q interest down the Bay AZ wb,ss
france gave to the republic, on Bedloes
Island, dad started to mako speech 70
the passengers. but one OF the officers OF
the boat told dad this was no D q; nc
was loaded for a speech, md ! knew It
was only matter. OF time when he would
have to IRE It on but thought when we
got outside the bar. into the ocean. ms
stuff. and i guess It did, for after he be-
gan to be sick he had to keep his mouth
shut. which was a great relleI 70 me- 1oi.
! felt that he would say something tha..
other nations, as there were lots OF for
eigners on board.
81 heard that j. Pierpont Morgan was
on board and tod everybody :, g ex,tol IN
Morgan. and when people began to call
him Mr. Morgan, told dad the passen-s
gers thought he was Morgan, tho great
denied ii. Anyway, the captain put dad
and I at his own table, and he called me
Little Pierp. and everybody discussed
great financial questions with dad and
everything would have been lovely the the
us after he had been sea sick for three
days. and they gave him q seat opposite
us, and with two Morgans at the same
Toms in an Uneie Toms Cabin: show, 50
dad had to stay in his stateromm on ac-
count OF sickness. a<good deal.
Then dad got 70 walking on deck and
flirting with the female passengers. Say.
stuck on hisself, and thought that every
woman who looked at him. from curiosity,
or because he had a wart on his net ok, and
Mateh him g., 5usX makhE EN- belleye
resistfble Gee. but it makes me tired.
No man can mash, q nd make eyes, and
have "a love scene. when he has r go to
the ItlA cVEIv5IeW III lIluIeS ana hump MS
self with something in him that is knock
Ing at the door OF his palate, to come out
AND MADE HIM QUIT.
the same way t.went In: Dad found a
kind of sassy, when he braced up to her,
and when the ship rolled and side-stepped,
he Took hold OF her arm to steady her.
and she said maybe they better sit down
on deck and talk 1t over, SO dad found a
couple OF steamer chairs that were not In
use. and they sat down near together, and
dad took hold of her hand to see II she
was nervous. ana q, he told me could 90.
went in the abinI and ooked out Of the
window at dad and the widow. Say. you
wouldn't think two chairs could get so
close, and dad was sure love sick, and go
wa s she. 4; 534 ";
The difference between love sick and
sea sick is that in love sick you look
red In the face and snuggle up. and
low your emotion and try to wa Wait T pa "a
tiently until It is dark enough so the
spectators won't notice anything. and in
zprend ss pee IN hf b sSe
and after you have stood It as long as
you can YOU rush to the rail and act
though yoY were gonE to jump
'er-go-gallaEher right before folks. and
you l1ad enjoyed It, T viii say this much
duet over the rail-, but they took turns.
and dad held her as tenderly as though
they were engaged, and when he got her
lace and put eamphor to n er sel nose and and
acted like an undertaken that wasn't
going to let the remains get away from
him. They were having a nice GONZALES
hadn't either of them been sick for ten
minutes. and dad had put his arm around
her shoulders, and was talking cunning to
dad S eyes, and they were talking OF
meeting again in France in a few weeks.
where she was going to rent a villa, and
both feet, when opened the window and
said: The steward Is bringing around a
lunch, and I have ordered two boiled pork
'Weil. you'd abide to See en- jump
What there Is about the idea Of fat pork
that makes people who are seaslck have
relapse. T don't know, but the woman