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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13
WITH THE CRACK GOLFERS.
Champion Egan Going Into Business.
Travis. FOwnes and Others.

Champion Egan Going Into Business.
Travis, FOwnes and Others.
II. Chandler Egan. the national and
western golf champion, goes into bust
ness early next fall, and that means
his virtual retirement from the goltinS
forum. OF course he has Il chance to
recapture the title but the odds on the
field are tremendous. Fred HerreshOff,
last years runner up. got TO going fast
at PinehurSt y. c., recently, but went
into the air at the critical juncture. So
that his stock has not advanced III pub
lie opinion. Walter J. Travis Is still
far and away the best gamble as n
championship possibility, but business
is demanding more ana more of his at
tentiOn, and the same is true Of Find
lay S Douglas. whose game has long
suffered for lack of leisure.
w. {. Fownes. Jr.. while invincible
around Pittsburg and Atlantic City.
y. J.. has large business interests that
prevent much increase in his golfing
eallber. In the same way ii. w. Perrin
and A. w. TiIlinghast are towers Of
strength in the Philadelphia district
but win little prominence abroad. The
big centers in New Jersey. such as
Newark and Jersey City. are virtually
without links because of building en-
croachments, and within two years
Brooklyn will he as badly Off. o:
course suburban clubs are prOfiting by
the crowdlng in real estate. but ii takes
time to travel twenty or thirty miles.
The ideal arrangement is that of Wal
ter j. Travis at Garden City. y. Y. and
lanes n Foot of ApawamiS Rye
\. Y, who can step out of the back
doOE and play several holes while they
are waiting for breakfast
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

the keeper OF the work house at $3.50.
%. Henry Young. Larceny. Same
as number "a
2G. Henry Bowers Defendant is ar.
raigned and pleads guilty and files
waiver of trial by jury Plea explain
ed, is admonished and persists in plea.
Judgment that defendant be confined
in work house for period of 80 days
and that he pay a fine Of $50 and pay
costs of this proceeding and that he
work ont such fine and costs in the
work house CT this county under the
keeper at rate Of $50 per day.
y. Joe Sebring. Burglary and lar
ceny. Defendant in court and J. F.
Witter appointed TO defend. Defend
ant arraigned and pleads guilty and
files waiver to trial by jury. Plea ex-
planned is persisted in. Judgment
that defendant be confined in state re
fOTmatOTy ~ Pontiac until discharged
and that he pay costs OF case.
IS, Desire De Reisch Larceny De
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

Consumption runs in our family,
and through it l lost my mother, q"
writes E. B. Reid, of Harmony Me.
For the past FIVE years. however, on
the slightest sign of a cough or cold,
have taken DR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption. which has saved me
from serious lung trouble" His moth
er's death was sad loss for Mr.. Reid,
but he learned that lung trouble must
not be neglected. and how to cure it.
Quickest relief and cure for coughs and
colds Price 80 cents and 81: guaran-
teed at Hartz & UIlemeyer's drug store.
Trial bottle free.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13


with the addition that If an overlap exists
without lacking, are about to pass mark
on a required side then the outside yacht
must give inside yacht room to pass clear
of the mark.
A yacht shall not. however, be justified
In attempting to establish an overlap and
thus force a passage between another
yacht and the mark after the latter yacht
has altered her helm for the purpose Of
rounding.
No part OF a yachts hull or spars may
be across the starting line before the
starting gun is fired.
In case a yacht infringes the above rule
the committee VIII signal by short blasts
on steam whistle and display official let
ters OF yacht so infringing. Yacht so sig
nailed must return and recrOss the start
ing line.
Should yacht he delayed I'm starting at
the appointed time and the committee
boat not he in position II may start later.
taking its departure from Sandy Hook
lightship. No time VIII be credited on
account of the delay.
Such yacht may not he lowed to any
point To the eastward of Sandy Hook
llghtsh;p.
The finish OF the race viii lie on line
bearing trne south from the Lizard light
house on the coast OF England and within
signaling distance In the event Of there
being no mark boat at the finish line.
The competitors will be as follows:
AIlsa-Owner Henry s Redmond. New
York Yacht club: owner not on board
Apache-Owner. Edmund Randolph. New
York Yacht club. owner on board
Atlantic-OWner. Wilson Marshall. New
York Yacht club: Charley Barr. captain
Endymion-OWner. George Lauder -Jr--
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13
TRANS ATLANTIC RACE FOR THE
kAISER'S CUP STARTS TUESDAY

Inn --afoor -aC-it QUO; owner on
board
F1eur-6e-Ly s-Owner DR.. Lewis A.
Stin,son. New York Yacht club; owner on
board.
lIamburS-Owners HamburgiScher We
rein Secfahrt and -NorideutScher Regatta
Verein: representative on board Adolph
T'ietiens
Hildegarde-Owner. Edward r. Cole
man. Corinthian Yacht club OF Philadel-
phia; owner on board.
Sunbeam - Owner. Right Hon. Lord
Brassey. Royal Yacht squadron: owner on
board.
Thistle-Owner. Robert E. Tod. Atlantic
Yacht club: owner on board.
Ctowana-Owner. Allison V. Armour,
New York Yacht club: owner on board.
Yalhalla-Owner. the Earl of Crawford.
Royal Yacht squadron: owner on board.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13
In The Churches.

.. m. Sunday school follows morning
service. Reading rooms in London
building on Second avenue. open daily
except Sunday from 11:30 a N. TO l p
N. and from 2:3O to p. m. Sunday
subject. Soul and Body"
ST Joseph's Roman Catholic. corner
Second avenue and Fourteenth street
Rev. ]. E. Roach, acting pastor Mass
at and 1920 a. m. Vespers
at p. m. Sunday school at 2 p, m.
Sacred Heart Roman Catholic, Twen-
ty-eighth street and Fifth avenue;
Rev J. F. LOckney. pastor. Mass at
s and 1920 a. N. Sunday school at
2 D. IN. Vespers at 100 p. m.
ST. Mary's German Catholic. corner
street; Rev. Adolph Geyer, pastor.
Mass at and 1870 a. m.
St PauTs Belgian Roman Catholic,
Twenty-fourth street and Eighth-and-a-
half avenue; Rev. J. B. Culemans. pas
tor. Mass ar g and 1890 a. m. Sun
day school at p. m. Vespers at 3
p. N.
Central Presbyterian, Second ave
nue., between Fourteenth and Fifteenth
streets: Rev. William Torrance, pas
tor. Services. 1915 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.
Sunday school at 9:15 a. m. Young
Peoples meeting at Gas p. IN.
Broadway Presbyterian, corner of
Twenty-third street and Seventh ave-
nue.: Rev. w. s. Marquis. pastor. Ser
vices at 10:45 a. IN. Subject of pastor.
Presbyterianism." H. E. Van Duzer
ordained as elder after sermon. Union
with First Methodist congregation in
evening. Sunday school at 9:15 a. m.
Young Peoples meeting at GAS D. m.
Aiken Street Union chapel, South
Rock Island. Sunday school at p. N.
Services every Tuesday at 1880 p. m.
Bethel Presbyterian Chapel, corner
Twelfth street and Eleventh avenue
Sunday school at 2:30 p. m.
South Park Chapel, Presbyterian,
Elm street and Fifteenth avenue. Rev
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

Services in the various churches Will
be held as follows tomorrow:
Trinity Episcopal church, Nineteenth
street and Sixth avenue. Rev. S. w.
Day. priest in charge. Services az
1O:45 a. IN. and 100 p. IN. Sunday
school at 9:15 a. III.
Trinity chapel, corner Seventh street
and Fourth avenue. Sunday school at
$3.50 p. m. Even song at 7:45 p. m.
Swedish Baptist, corner of Twenty
first street and Fifth avenue. Preach
ing at 10:45 a. II.
Emanuel Baptist church, 447 Fort. :
fourth street; Rev. H. w. Reed, pastor.
Preaching $3.50 p. m.
Mckinley Baptist chapel, corner
Tenth street and Sixth avenue. Preach
ing By the pastor, Rev. J. w. Crush
shon, at 1920 a. m. and 1880 p. m.
First Baptist, corner Third avenue
and Fifteenth street: Rev H. w. Reed.
pastor. Services at 10:45 a. N. and
1880 p. N. Sunday school at 9:15 a. "a.
German Lutheran, corner Twentieth
street and Fifth avenue; Rev. c. \.
Mennicke, pastor. Services at 10 a. m.
and 1880 p. m.
German Evangelical, Ninth street,
between Fifth and Sixth avenues. Rev.
Ed E. Klimpke, pastor. Sunday school
at 9:15 a. m. Services at 1920 a. NJ.
and 7:3O p. m.
Grace English Lutheran. corner For.
ty-fourth street and Seventh avenue !;
Rev. c. Z. Hoffsten, pastor. Services
at 1890 a. m. and 1870 p. m.
Swedish Lutheran, corner Four
teeRth street and Fourth avenue: Rev.
J. A. Nyvall. pastor. Services at 10: 80
a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Zion Swedish Lutheran. 1924 Sew
enth avenue; Rev. ]. G. Dahlberg, pas
tor. Services at 10:45 a. IN. and 7:30
p. N. Sunday school az $50 a. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

PENDANT in court is arraigned and
pleads guilty and files his waiver In
writing OF trial by jury Plea explain
ed and defendant admonished Plea
persisted in Judgment that defendant
pay fine OF 81 and costs and be confn-
ed in the work house 80 days.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13
RAILWAY TIPS.

The c., NJ. & ST. p offer first class
train service to Chicago and Kansas
City, from the tri-city. sleeping car res
made to any point desired,
for further information phone any of
their Offices.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13
C., M. & Sd. p. EXCURSION Rates.

Homeseekers tickets on sale every
Tuesday in each month to Nov. 1, 1905
To points in Iowa. Minnesota, North
and South Dakota. And every first
and third Tuesday in each month to
other hOmeseekers' territory. For fur.
Their information phone or call at any
c.. NJ & st. p. ticket Office.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

c., M. & ST. p. Summer Tourist Rates.
The c., NJ. & ST. P. railway will sell
round trip summer tourist tickets
daily, commencing May Is, to Sept. 80,
Wisconsin. Final return limit, Oct. 81
1905.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

Impossible 10 foresee an accident.
Not impossible TO be prepared for II.
DR.. Thomas Electric Oil-monarch
over pain
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

-. :. Marquis, pastor Sunday school
al 2:30 p. IA.
United Presbyterian, Third avenue
and Fourteenth street; Rev. D. l. Nc
Nary, pastor. Sunday school at $50
a. m Y P c. U. at Gas p. m.
Services at 10:45 a. N. and 1880 p. m.
First Methodist, corner of Fifth ave-
nue. and Nineteenth street; Rev. r. B.
Williams. pastor. Sunday school at
$50 a. m. Epworth League at $50 p.
m. Services at 10:45 a. m and 7:3O
p. m Morning service conducted by
DR.. Bartholomew. Of Augustana col
lege. Evening service in charge Of
Rev. w S. Marquis. congregation OF
Broadway church uniting.
Spencer Memorial Methodist church,
corner Forty-third street and Seventh
avenue: Rev. ]. B. Rutter, pastor. Ser
vices 1915 a. m. and 1880 p. m Sunday
school at $3.50 a. IN. Junior league at
3: 80 p. m. Epworth League at 6:3O
p. m.
German Methodist. corner of Sixth
avenue and Fourteenth street; Rev. F.
l. Litzrodt, pastor. Services at 1O:45
a. N. and 7:30 p. m. Sunday school
at 9:15 a. m, J. ]. Helg, superintend-
ent. ELworth League at Z. Junior
League at p. m.
Free Swedish Mission, corner Of
Eleventh street and Fifth avenue. Sun
day school at $50 a. m. Services at
1O:45 a. m. and 7:45 p. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday evening at 8
o'clock.
Wyman A. NJ. E. Mission, Thir-
teenth street and Fifth avenue, Rev.
D. w Brown, pastor. Services ct
1O:45 a. IN. and 1870 p. IN. Sunday
school at l p. m. Prayer meeting We'd
nesday at p. m.
Salvation Army barracks, 1909 Sec
Ond avenue. Services as follows:
Holiness meeting at IL a m; free and
easy, 3 p. III. Evening service at 8
O'Clock.
Memorial Christian. corner of Third
avenue and Fifteenth street: Rev. o.
w. Lawrence, pastor. Sunday school
at $50 a. m. Y. p. S. c. E. at csc
IA. m. Services at 10:45 a. m. and
1880 p. m.
Y. NJ. c. A. building, corner of Thir
avenue and Nineteenth street. Boys
meeting at 2:15 p. IN. Mems meeting
$3.50 p. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

First Church of Christ, Scientist,
Twenty-third street, between Seventh
and Ninth avenues. Services at 1915
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

Memorial Christian. corner of Third
avenue and Fifteenth street: Rev. o.
w. Lawrence, pastor. Sunday school
at $50 a. IN. Y. p. S. c. E. at CSC
"a. m. Services at 10:45 a. m. and
1880 D. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

Y. NJ. C. A. building, corner of Thir
avenue and Nineteenth street. Boys
meeting at 2:15 p. IN. Mems meeting
$3.50 p. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13

Salvation Army barracks, 1909 Sec
ond avenue. Services as follows
Holiness meeting at IL a m; free and
easy, p. III. Evening service at
O'Clock.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-13
Real Estate Transfers.

White P. Guiper to Paul r. Jones. lot
,, block ll9, New Shops add. Moline.
1925.
Edward bakersfield to Henry c.
Fluegel, Schubert & FluegeTs second
addition to Rock Island, $3.50.
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16
PROBATE NOTICE

PROBATE NOTICE.
State Of Minnesota, County of Henne-
pin. Probate Court.
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Susan c.
Schwend, Deceased.
Letters Of administration on the estate
OF Susan c. Schwend, deceased, late of
the county of Hennepin and state of
Minnesota being granted to Frances r.
Broderick. Of said county and state.
1t is Ordered, That six months be and
the same is hereby allowed from and
after the date OF this order. in which all
persons having claims OR demands against
the said deceased are required to file
the same in the probate court of said
county, for examination and allowance,
or be forever barred.
Monday in July, 1906: at 10 o'clock a. M,
to be held at. the court house in the city
the same is hereby appointed! as the
time and place when and where the
said probate court will examine and ad-
just said claims and demands
And it is Further Ordered, That. no
tice Of such hearing be given to all cred
itors and persons interested in said es-
tate by forthwith publishing this order
once in each week for three successive
weeks in the Irish Standard. a newspaper
printed and published in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis this fourth day
Of December, 1905.
F. 6. HARVEY.
JAMES E. o'BR1EN. -
Attorney. COL Phoenix Building.
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16
PROBATE NOTICE.
of Minnesota County nf HaOr


pin. Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Jennie
Minor, Deceased.
Letters teStamentary on the estate of
Jennie Minor. deceased late of the coun-
ty OF Cascade. and state of Montana.
being granted to James Greeley, OF Ram
scy county, Minnesota,
1t is Ordered. That six months be and
the same is hereby allowed from and
after the date of this order, in which all
persons having claims or demands against
the same in the probate court, OF said
county. tor examination and allowance.
or be forever barred.
1t is Further Ordered. That the first
Monday in July, 1906. at 10 o'clock a. M,
at a general term of said probate court,
to be held at the court house in the city
OF Minneapolis, in said county. be and
the same is hereby appointed as the time
and place when and where the said pro-
bate court will examine and adjust said
claims and demands.
And. it is Further Ordered. That no.
tice of such hearing be given to all cred
itors and persons interested in said es-
tate by forthwith publishing this order
once in each week for three successive
weeks in the Irish Standard. a newspaper
printed and published in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis. this Fifth day
of December 1905.
BY the Court:
F. G. HARVEY,
Judge Of Probate.
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16
PROBATE NOTICE.

STATE OF MINNESOTA. COUNTY OF
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Court.
In the Matter of Proving the Alleged Last
Will and Testament of George w. An
dersOn Deceased
Whereas, Mary E. Anderson, of the
county of Hennepin and State OF Minne-
| sofa. has delivered to the probate court
of the County Of Hennepin, an instru-
! ment in writing, purporting to be the
| last will and testament OF George W..
Anderson. late of said county and state.
| deceased, and filed Herewith her petition
| to said probate court, praying that the
said instrument may be proved and adj
mittcd to probate, and that letters tesla
mentary be granted thereon to said petit
| TONER;
1t is Ordered, That said petition be
heard and the proofs OF said alleged will
be taken at a special term of this court.
to be held at the court house: in the City
day: the eighth day of January. 1906;
persons interested may appear for or
| contest the probate of it; and that notice
! of such hearing be given to all persons in
terested. by publishing this order once in
each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day of hearing. in the Irish
/ Standard. Il newspaper printed and pub
! lished in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis, this Sth day OF
December, 1905.
BY the Court:
L. c. HARVEY,
Judge of Probate.
SMITH & THOMPSON,
Attorneys for Petitioner
610 Boston Block.
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16

lie church the following Monday at
1O:SO a. M, Father Cahill assisted by
a number Of visiting priests, cele-
brating a Requiem Mass, Father Ken
needy of Belle Plaine preaching a fit
ting tribute to the dead.
Among those who attended the
funeral of Mrs. Maloney from the out
side We're: Rev. John Mally of Sum-
ner, Iowa, p. Malloy of ST. Thomas
Seminary, Miss B. Foley, Miss Mary
Maloney, Mrs. c. r. Smith and daugh-
ter, Mrs. p. Bremen, Michael Maloney,
Hugh and Michael Ryan of st. Paul,
Mesdames McGrath and Brotherton of
Mankato, Mrs. John Sheehy and Miss
Julia Hanlon of Montgomery, Mrs.
Maloney, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. p. Courtney,
Mrs. Henry Reagan and Miss Anna
Fowler of Belle PLANE.
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16
FROM THE IRON RANGE.

Pennington, Minn.--At noon on Mon
community of Byrnesville the shocking
news of the death of Anna F;lhey.
Anna was the beloved daughter of
Mr.. John I'ahey, who by her gentle
and affable manners had won the
hearts of all who knew her. 1t may
be said and said truly None knew
her but to love, none named her but
to praise" She arose that morning
with her sister Mary as she was wont
to do. seemingly more cheerful and
happy than ever, il she could be. She
assisted with the morning work as
usual and had just completed it when
stricken by deaths warning touch.
Wabasha, Minn-The marriage of
Willie Larocuue and Miss Bridget Sui
| ltvan took place Monday of last week
at $50 o'clock at st. Joachim's church,
Father j. a. Parkinson performing the
ceremony. The bride and groom were
|
Sullivan brother and sister of the
bride. After the ceremony the bridal
party went to the home of the bride
near Conception where a wedding
breakfast was served and a reception
rendered the newly married couple
the home being prcttily decorated fol
the occasion. In the evening we'd
ding dance was held in the Murphy
hall at Conception and many relatives
and friends congregateu to do honor to
the occasion.
Rochester. Minn.-At the regular
der of Hibernians, held on the 18th
inst. the following officers We're elect
ed for the ensuing year: President
John T.. McGovern; Vice President, j
w. Madden: Financial and Insurance
Secretary, p. ]. Seaman; Recording
Secretary. a. S. Kennedy; Treasurer
ST.: Inside Guard. II. B. O'Connor:
II. r. Lawler; Sergeant at Arms. Mi.
chnel Madden: Marshal. NJ. Il. Madden
Outside Guard, j. T. Creed
The death of Mrs. John Mccarthy
one of the popular pioneer ladies OF
Prior Lake neighborhood, occurred a,
her home Friday of last week. of OLE
age intirmities. 1t is only a little over
a year since her aged husband pre-.
coded her to the grave Her funera
was held at st. Peters Catholi,
church, Credit River, Monday, Rev
Father Kelly officiating. The funera
was largely attended, for the good lad,
was held in the highest esteem by al
who knew her. Four children, all o
whom We're present at her funeral, sur
vive her. They are Richard Mccarthy
residing on the old homestead Mrs
James Lyons of Prior Lake, John w
Mccarthy of Denver, Col, and Mrs
Devine of Morris, MINI. Among thos,
present at her funeral were John ant
Agnes Grady. Mrs. O'Donnell AMI
Stasia Mccarthy, from st. Paul, ant
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16

still unashamed. Big efforts have been
made by earnest ones, for half a dozen
years past to make an Irishman take
to the kilt; but an Irishman cannot be
got to associate the kilt with anybody
but highlander And since he cannot
get the kilt into his head, he refuses
to array his limbs in it.
Reports from Scotland upon this
subject, by highlanders who are
anxious about the preservation of their
| time-honored dress. complain that the
custom of kilt wearing is fast disap-
pearing. The chief reason is that it is
too costly. Some Clans are transfer
ring the plaid for their kilt to their
| trousers. The change is, decidedly
not an improvement.
Whether he wears the kilt, or not,
Sandy MacGregor will always pride
| in it. He is proud of parading the
fact, that, on many bloody battle
| field in all corners of the globe, the
Helmet of Navarro, in the thick of
the fight. 1t was said, indeed, by
| malignant ones, that during the last
| Boer war, the kits were, on one occa-
sion, to be observed moving from the
| field with indecent haste-ere yet the
battle was over And it was said too
that the Beers were not in front of
them. In the House of Commons, the
Irish members twitted the Scotch
members on the point. and one of the
latter--a hot-headed Highlander
bounded up in his place in the house
and Numbered across at the Irish
benches: I'D have you know. sirs
that under the fricze cloth of an Irish
man, there never yet beat as brave {;
heart us under the kits of High
lander" So Irishmen do not driv,
every bull that comes to the fair. ,rha,
was a credtable enough one for &
Scotchman. Here is one that an Eng.
lishman drove out, in the week that
has just passed. He is Lord Lifford
and it is to be presumed that he would
claim the privilege of making bulls
from the fact that he gets his title
from Ireland Speaking before the
| Worcester Education committee, the
other day, the papers report Lord Lii.
! ford with turning out this-may | be
permitted to say un1ledged-bull:
This matter was Matched in Birming
ham under the wing of the education
committee, spoon-fed by it's secretary
| launched into the air with Il flourish
of trumpets by Lord Beauchamp, one
of the presidents of that COM
mittee. and for four months prolonged
a struggling vitality, until it collapsed
into Il ridiculous myth
Sir Boyle Itoche-the great, only
and original Sir Boyle-could not, ir
his wonderful ingenuity, have mucl
improved on this short horn. Sill
| Boyle. though. could make very
creditabe effort at Il bull. Il smell i;
rat" said he, in the Irish House OF
Commons, and referring to Il minis
terial plot,--"I smell rat" he said
| impressively, Il see it floating in the
air." thunderously. II shall nip it il
the bud" Bully for you. Sir Boyle.
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16

One Sense Failed: What was the
number of the automobile that ran
over yqu?"
Il don't know. heard it, smelled
it and felt it-but couldn't see It,"
The Irish standard., 1905-12-16
Made Him crusty.

He had the dough to make a roll
But ere he could prevent it
His wife-a sweet, well meaning soul
Went shopping, and she spent it.