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The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01
HIS HAIR.

Scalp HuInor Cured by C~uticura Soap
and Ointment After All Else Fai ed.
II was troubled with a severe scalp
humor and loss of hair that gave me
a great deal of annoyance and incon-
v~enience. After unsuccessful efforts
with many remedies and so-called
hair tonics, a friend induced me to
try Cuticura Soap and Ointment. The
humor was cured in a short time, my
hair was restored as healthy as ever,
and 1 can gladly say l have since
been entirely free from any further an
noyance. / shall always use Cuticura
Soap, and / keep the Ointment on
hand to use as a dressing for the hair
and scalp. (Signed) Fred'k Busche,
213 East 57th street. New York City"
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01
A Kings punctuality.

All men agree in the abstract that
'~'punctuality is the soul of business"
but few act up to the maxim with he
strictness of the king of the Belgians.
Wherever or however he may travel,
whether the visit be of business, pleas
ure or ceremony, he is p%unctual, not
only to the hour, but to the minute
it might also be said to the second.
And yet his majesty is never seen to
consult a watch. But his familiars
know that his habit of passing his
hand along his flowing beard is only
a device for glancing at a small watch
which he wears fastened to his wrist.
London Globe.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01
500 Reward, 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there Is at least one dreaded
disease that science has ben able to cure In
all its stages, and that Is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken Internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith In it's cura-
tive powers hat they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that 1t fails to cure.
Send for list Of testimonials.
Address Il. j. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01

He is one honest
man out of four
sent by his State to
Congress and will
be the only one to
meet with the ma
tional lawmakers
when they assemble
at Washington in
December. II h e
other three are eth
or in State prison
or on their way to
t h a institution,
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01

In Mexico railways are being extend.
ed and facilities for transportation are
being improved. The port of Vera Cruz
has. at a cost of some $15,000,000, been
made into one of the finest harbors in the
world, and its miles of magnificent stone
quay shame the flimsy wooden water
fronts that characterize New York and
San Francisco.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01
At enc Charlty Bazaar.

Lieutenant shall not pay you for
the two kisses, but | give you permis.
zion to use my name as reference
Neggendorfer Blaetter.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01
THE PEOPLES SHOE MAKERS

The Mayer Boot q Shoe 90. of Mil
waukee, Wis. Designated as Such
on Account of h Great Variety
Of shoes Manufactured-It's Pro-
duct Held i'm High Esteem by h
Public.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01

The population Of the island of Bonn
bay is twice that of Scotland and Ire.
land.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-01
A UNIQUE
Senator Fulton, OrcGon's One Honeaf
Member OF Congress-.

The unique distinction, set in a frame
work of disgrace, is that which falls to
Hon. Charles William Fulton of Oregon.
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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
REVOLUTION in RUSSIA
First Blood Is Shed in Movement Which
Threatens Throne of ROmanOffs.
A General Killed.

Every man wearing the uniform of
the emperor who was found alone was
mobbed. A general was killed on the
Nicholas bridge and a dozen officers
were seized, stripped of their epaulets
and deprived of their swords.
1t is rumored that M. White will be
appointed dictator to-day, but the re-
port has not been confirmed.
Emperor May Lose His Head.
A member of the emperor's house
hold is quoted as saying that this con-
fict will end the war with Japan and
that Russia will have a constitution
or Emperor Nicholas will lose his
head.
There are rumors of trouble in Fin
land and disaffection of the troops.
The strike leaders have decided to
continue the struggle with arms. No
day was fixed for the next demonstra-
ton. The strikers are so excited,
however, that trouble is expected to-
day.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
SAYS HE is CONVINCED THAT
THE DOCTRINE CAME FROM
GOD DIRECT.
LOYAL TO THE GOVERNMENT
NEVER BEEN TAUGHT ANYTHING
EXCEPT TO OBEY LAW OF
COUNTRY.

Washington, Jan. 22.-Senator Reed
half before the senate committee on
privileges and elections yesterday. He
was not the frank witness many of his
colleagues in the senate had expected
he would be. He SHE'D at the simplest
questions and insisted on making long
explanations in reply to questions to
which an answer of yes" or mo" was
wanted.
Senator Smoot went over the story
of his life glibly enough under the
questioning of his counsel, Mr.. Worth
and Senator Smoot was establishing
a reputation as a good witness when
the cross-eXamination was begun by
Attorney Taylor for the Protestants.
The senator became more %reticent
and not disposed to talk quite as
much or as frankly as he had before.
He persisted in repeating many Of the
questions asked by Mr.. Taylor before
answering them. and admitted That he
did not know much about his neigh
bors in Utah.
Believes Polygamy Divine.
Senator Smoot said he believed in
the divinity of the religion of polyg-
amy and was convinced it came from
God. The senator said his faith in
Mormonism is strong and that he had
never been taught anything in his life
except to obey the laws of the coun-
try.
The examination of Senator SmOOt
related to matters intimately connect
ed with church policy and his duty to-
ward the church as compared with his
duties as senator. He said he had not
taken any Gaths that would interfere
with his loyalty to his government.
His recollection of the endowment
house ceremony was indistinct, he
said, but he was sure there was nc
obligation taken to avenge the blood
of the prophets upon either this ma
ton" or " this generation" as had
been testified to by witnesses for the
prosecution.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

Edmund Russell has q series OF
rules on 'How to Get Rid Of q Lover
We select the most cogent: "Never
laugh when he laughs" That is
enough for any girl to work on.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
Destroyed by Fire.

Cleveland, Jan. Is. - Plant No. /,
covering three acres of ground, of the
Cleveland dryer works, a branch of
the American Agricultural Chemical
company, was destroyed by fire last
night. LOSS, $780, 00.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

DR.. Spitzka now announces that LON
broso has given to the world only a
''hodgepodge Of generalities." And
67,911 sensational Sunday stories, doc
tor.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
IMMENSE BOILER LET'S GO.
Two Men Killed and Three Seriously
Injured.

Somerset, K, Jan. %. - The i'm
mense boiler at Goddbey's sawmill at
Barnetts, in this county, exploded yes
terday, killing Woodsen Dalton and
Wilton Roberts, and seriously injuring
John Carver. Tom Norfleet and Chas.
CASTOR, all prominent men of this
county. Only fragments of Dalton's
body were found, his head being
picked up several hundred yards from
the scene. The explosion was due to
a defective boiler.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

First cabin rates to Europe are to
be made so higher. That, however.
will not be serious, The important
thing is to have money enough to get
back after one has reached Europe.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

Dubuque. Iowa, Jan. 25. = It was
fortunate for Miss Mamie Gaulson of
Fort Dodge that she had chicken for
dinner, for she recovered possession
Of a much priced necklace she lost
two years ago. It was found in the
gizzard of the fowl.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
Missouri Deadlock Holds.

Jefferson City, Mo-, Jan. Is. - The
fifth ballot for United States senator
to succeed Francis M. Cockrill. the
first yesterday, III joint session re-
suited as follows: Niedringhaus, 80;
Cockrell, 10; Kerens, g; P%ettijohn, /.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
CHARGE BAD CHECK PASSING
Man Arrested Is Found to Have st
Paul Bank Paper.

Duluth, Jan. 22.-Frank w. Penwar-
den, q brakeman for the Duluth, Mis-
sabe & Northern road, and who held
an appointive position in the state leg
islature two years ago, is under arrest,
charged with having issued a worth
less check for SO on a Two Harbors
bank. When searched two checks on
q St Paul bank were found on him.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

The United States has thirteen bat
tleships in COMMISSIONS very un-
lucky number for any nation that is
rash enough to run up against them.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

Cincinnati has 4 citizen, 10 years
old who walks three blocks every day
to I saloon. He must be fond OF ex-
,ercise. There is NO place IN the city
where he would have to 60 90 Ear Il
he didn't want to.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

However, the London LAncet'a
learned opinion to the effect that tur.
key Il = superior food was unneces-
sarT. In his own unscientinc fashion
the average American had CROPPED his
WAY t. the same great truth.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

George Meredith says America has
mot produced one great man Of letters.
Evidently he hasn't heard Of the Ohio
sign painter who recently ~ victor
ious In q pugilistic contest
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

Tn clergyman who recently bought
more than 1900, 900 worth Of New
YORK real estate appears to have 4
shrewd suspicion that It II not 30 dit
ncult for ! camel to 80 through the
~ q needle as Il Is cracked up to
be.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

The world isn't informed exactly
what progress Mr.. Andrew Carnegie IL
making II his noble effort to save the
disgrace of dying rich. but his gift Of
$4,000 . to st. Louis for Q library
will help some.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

It Is just beginning to be understood
by some people that it will be impos-
sible to dig the Panama canal and
have 1t full OF water inside of two or
three months.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

Representative Henry proposes q
bill to prevent rural free delivery car
riers from carrying packages more
than six feet in length" The package
should not be more than six fingers
deep, either.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

A Cincinnati man is mourning the
loss Of 4 sample case OF Bibles which
was stolen from q saloon. So far no
reports have been received Of any
body stealing q s Of whisky from
Z church.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
FRENCH FEAR TROUBLE

PreSioent castro MAJ OeCioeo
to Snub the United States.
Paris, Jan. %. - Information reach
ing authoritative quarters here fro
Caracas, Venezuela, says President
Castro has decided to give a negative
reply to the representations of the
United States. The president has left
Caracas for a fortnight with the evil
dent intention of putting of an imme-
date reply. His attitude leads to APP
prehensions here that the situation in
Venezuela may develop serious COM
plications.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

No doubt poor old Franz Joseph OF
Austria sympathizes with the czar IL
the latter's resolve not to add q parlia-
ment to his troubles.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
From Luxury to Poverty.

Los Angeles. Jan. 25.-Mrs. Margar-
ct Jacoby. once 1t is said. a wealthy
society leader in Milwaukee. has died
suddenly in Santa Monica. She was
In poor circumstances.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

John Barrett says shirts cost $13
apiece In Panama. Still, for most Pan
amans a shirt constitutes approx
mately a suit of clothes.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

II Tow Lawson is patronizing a clip
ping bureau there is a prospect that
he may be driven into bankruptcy
when confronted by the necessity for
paying the bill.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

A man who thinks he understands
women Is just as likely as not to in
vest his money in a perpetual mo
ton invention.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

The average woman thinks it's just
horrid IL her husband is jealous of
her, and Just horrid if he isn't, so
there you are.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

There be two individuals who cannot
be reasoned with-a girl in love and a
man who is determined to run for an
Office.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
PUMP HAReoR TO SAVE SHIPS.

Japanese Plan to Recover Russian
Vessels in Port Arthur.
Toxic, Jan. %. - 1t has been pro-
posed to dam Port Arthur harbor at
the entrance and pump out the water
preparatory to the saving the Russian
wal vessels. Discussing the matter a
naval officer said that under ordinary
circumstances such a great work
would be improbable. but in view Of
the number Of ships possibly salvable
the harbor it may be the most econom-
ical method.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

The explosion of that Galesburg
woman's false teeth marks the advent
Of q new terror. To their we'll known
falsity such teeth have begun to add
treachery.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

fTattery sometimes acts like too
many Jumps of sug in cup of col.
fee.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

If any motion is needed, we mov
that the Chadwick matter be laid on
the table for a few days.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

It Is found to be much harder to e X
terminate the German carp TIA it was
to terminate it.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

Much may be forgiven the inventor
OF that thinking machine if he doesn't
develop it into a talking machine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

A New York judge decided against
q man suing for a dog bite. Every dog
has his day in court.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

nestly advised not to shoot as long as
he can run.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

A Jersey hen that had lost her
cackle has developed a o There is
hope for Patti.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
MRS. CODY ANSWERS IN SUIT.
ssnuffalo Bite" Wife Charges lnhdel-
itv Ia Divorce Action.

1ty ~ OtV0TCe NctIoH'
Cheyenne, Wyo., Jan. rs. - Mrs.
Louisa Cody's answer to the divorce
suit OF Col. william F. Cody buffalo
BIND was fled In court yesterday.
She denies that she ever attempted to
poison Col. Cody or was guilty Of any
indignities to him and discourtesy to
his guests, as alleged in his bill, and
makes a counter charge of infidelity.
Judge Scott set the hearing for Feb.
18th.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27

Washington. Jan. 23.-After a day
devoted to listening to eulogies upon
the. late Senator John J. Ingalls, Of
Kansas and to the consideration Of the
bill making appropriations for FORTH
cations, the senate. just before ad.
journment Saturday. received from
the house notification that that body
had named managers to conduct the
impeachment proceedings against
Hon. Charles Swayne. United States
district judge for the Northern dis
trict of Florida. The senate immedi-
ately adopted a resolution saying that
it was prepared to proceed with the,
matter.
The house passed the Indian appro--
priation bill and then devoted several
hours paying tribute to the laAe |oAn.
]. ingalls, of Kansas.
The appropriation bill was amended
only in minor details. $So.oee bsing.
added for Indian schools.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-01-27
Hen Has Necklace,

Yesterday there was no repetition
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
Court ladies' Dishonest.

Nine. de Crecuy in her memoirs
has a good deal to say about the want
OF common honesty displayed by thu
great ladies' of the old and luxurious
French court in the matter of relics.
The Duchess de Noalles, very great
lady indeed. was sad offender in this
respect. Once she annexed part Of
the arm of st. Jeanne de Chantal.
which she had borrowed from the
nuns OF the Visitation. and which she
had refused to give back 1t was dis.
covered that she had caused It to be
rounded in a mortar and mixed with
some drug for her son. the Due
d'Ayen, who was suffering from the
measles. II was quite true she had
stolen a piece of the true cross, for
she told the archbishop that stolen
relic was always more efiicacious."
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
HuMoR BEFORE THE LECTURE,
Novel Manner In Which Eli Perkins
Was Introduced TO Audience.

Colonel Dick Woods, editor OF a
paper In Mount Sterling, KY, was a
guest OF "A friend In Chicago few
days ago. and his presence recalled
the manner in which the colonel In.
troduced Eil Perkins to an audience
In Mount Sterling.
Perkira. whose real name Is Mel.
Vile Landon. when doing stunts as
a lecturer for a lyceum bureau, al.
ways wanted some prominent citizen
10 Introduce him to the audience. not.
withstanding that he was the sole at.
traction and the only name on {.
program Colonel Woods was not par.
ticularly fond OF ELI. but he was DO.
lite 10 him. and ELI became very In.
sistent that the newspaper editor
should present him.
Ell stuck to the colonel. and at the
proper time dragged him, reluctantly,
upon the platform. The editor stood
for nom snt. awkwardly looking
over the audience. az II seeking
loophole OF escape. and then. address.
Ing an acquaintance. he said:
Judge Rogers. let me introduce
you to Mr.. Perkins.
Squire Johnson. shake hands with
Mr. Perkins.
Major Williams. Mr. Perkins.
Aunt Sally Goodrich. this is Mr..
Ell Perkins
Elder Kent. allow me TO present
Mr.. Eli Perkins" And so he went
until Perkins knew as many people in
the audience as Woods did.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
Just a Matter Of WASHING.

The proprietor of lunch cafe In
Philadelphia was greatly agitated the
other day TO discover man at one OF
the tables feeding saucer of cream
to a cat. The restaurateur rushed
over and commanded the man with
the cat to remove his pet from the
place. But | paid for this cream. ."
pussys' owner protested. Here's your
money back We can't have cats eat
ing In here" said the proprietor. The
man with the cat couldn't see any
thing the matter with allowing pussy
To feed in the restaurant and said so.
"Matter," echoed the proprietor
why. man. people have to eat out of
those dishes" Well" returned the
patron in surprised tone. don't YOU
ever wash your dlsheS?"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
LIVE BUT SIXTY MINUTES.
One Class of Creatures That Has but
Brief Existence.


Is IL worth while to develop for
years in the mud to emerge at last TO.
day in all the glory of wings and en-.
tomological finery, to dance a turn
the sunlight. wed. become parents of
a multitudinous family, then die, all
within an hour? "Hereabouts is the
reign of the ephemera." says a
writer. ''As you cast your line into
the water they dance around your
head in countless swarms. While you
have smoked pipe and made a score
or so of casts the fly has crawled
from the mud. shorn itself of the
robe which served as protection
against the moisture; it has danced
its love dance, its eggs in myriads
are deposited in the water and the
fly Itself Is dead. Some one will come
along and collect millions of those
eggs, and you will use them for fish
ing. The corpses of the flies will
lie so thick upon the ground that the
might use them for
fertilizer. The eggs which escape the
vender of bait will turn to larvae,
which at the end OF three years pro-
baton will themselves tread meas
ure inothe air and die at the end of
sixty minutes of true existence"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
HER MONEY ALWAYS NEW.
German Woman Used Hot Iron With
Coed Effect.

One Of the tellers of a prominent
savings bank was discussing some
peculiarities Of his business. I'VE
get money over the counter In every
imaginable condition" he remarked.
Most of the time notes are handed
10 us In a dirty. crumpled state that
makes difficult handling. but there is
one dopositor who always brings bills
In an Immaculate condition. This IS
an old G ..-y-l woman. The bank
notes she n.nds in are as crisp as IL
they had just left the treasury. II
used to puzzle me to account for the
crlspness of the old notes she brought
along-notes that by appearance had
been In use long enough TO make
them as limp as rags. So ore day
remarked about 1t. and found. to my
surprise. that the old lady carefully
ironed all her bank notes. Sic ex-
planned that she liked TO have new
money. and pressing with a hot iron
made all the old bills like new. !
thought her fad somewhat foolish at
first. but later II occurred to me
that II would be good thing IL people
everywhere ironed their bank notes.
1t would kill any ms."-Philadel.
phIa Record.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
Spoiled Tier Beauty.

Harriet Howard, of 200 W. SIth
St, New York. at one time had her
beauty spoiled with skin trouble
She writer. II had Salt Rheum or
Eczema for many years, but moth
ing would cure il, until | used
Bucklin's Arnica Salve." A quick
and sure healer for cuts. burns and
sres Pc ut W. Ii. Baugh's drug
store at Shoshone and w. Y. Iorn's
at Hagerman.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
LITERAL IN HIS OBEDIENCE.
Scotch Servant Should Have Made an
Ideal Soldier.

Scottish highland rStainers. when
made to do duty as serrants. are said
to show very stolid. matter-offact
kind OF obedience. A Mr.. Campbell,
highland gentleman. visiting coun.
try house. told Donald to bring every
thing out OF the bedroom. meaning his
personal belongings. But FIVE minutes
later he found all its movable articles
Tender. fre-irons and the like-piled
up In the lobby. SO literal was the poor
mans sense OF obedience TO ordersi
And OF this he gave still more ex-
traordinary proof during his sojourn
In Edinburgh. When the family
moved into house there Mrs. Camp
bell gave hin very particular instruc.
lions regarding visitors. explaining
they were 10 be shown into the draw.
ing room. and used the Scotticlsm.
Garry any ladies' that call upstairs"
The first visitors were two women
who came at the same time. Donald
seized one in his arms. said 10 the
other. "Bide we there TIL come for
ye. and In spite OF her struggles and
remonstrances ushored the terrified
visitor into Mrs. Campbell's presence.