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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-14

GRlneEEille VII sea b aeaEst yaeh.
onilll. va 80 Coast Line. uhea ths
l,paoA trains sei started,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-14

The laying OF the corner stone Of the
State University will BE- 90 event IN
Gainesville.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-14

The PAlatka Times. Herald will iSsOC
q holiday number 20 show what pro.
gTeGS that eity has made.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-14

Now We will have a new hotel ia
Gainesville.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-14
Partial PRICE LIST OF
Whistles, Wines, Beer and Mali,

Bulk GOOds-JugS FFee-Not Prepsid.
0.b0 Per Gauon
Rye, Gin, Corn. Good gfsfa.
t4QQ ENf GaLl0l
rye, Gin. Corn, Ran. Flno nuailtV
elbQ F0f Gallon.
Rye, Gin, Cora RIM. BSSt for tha ronov.
"t" Rye Peach sna 4S5ls ~ Bfunsy. r.psv
"a bg ere.
ta0o poS 0allOns
Victoria Rye, Social DroTa rye. MeAtcfan
quality.
LEltP 81. LOUIS BEER p1n-s
e...a- seer ,,.,,,.........-.,e ~
-Atfe ne 90. .,'.....s..ss..s....s..... 90
Es.slNelo' .''.ss..... s.s+st.s.. ...s... O.
s.-et., eve 4efA u.
CoOurIeT, imported ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS -
-. Alt, ilnte. 80 ..sssssss.ssss.s.s...-..4 81
ogaloal stout, plnla.. ,s...... s.ss..s.s.... = -
Ffiees by the bib o. auBIloaSion.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
DAIRY HINTS.

Clean up the dairy quarters, vessels,
tools, mixers and animals.
Sixty pounds of good butter is worth
20 bushe:k If wheat to-day.
Don't make the mistake Of crowding
your pasture grass too early.
Be not stingy with the salt. 1t costs
less than once cent q pound, and should
therefore be placed where at all times
it is convenieat for tho stock to get 1t.
g Does your churn smell as sweet as
the new-mown hay after you have made
ready to set away after using? Don't
be satisfied to. let it go II it does not.
Nice butter depends on just such little
thing as this. E..s...,..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

His Better-Half Was TO the Fore ana
Brought Things Her
sM # SfWay. &

S Three hundrad motormen, gatemen, ETC.,
we're in the line in and near the Offices Of
the Interborougn Railway company trying
to get their old jobs back when large
and square-jawed wife led her husband
past them all. No one dared resist her,
ssys the New York World, though many
ef the men had been waiting for hours.
MY husband wants to 60 back to
work" said the woman. He's platform
man at the til station" she explained.
"Been on striker" asked Mr.. Norris, one
Of Mr.. Hedley's assistants.
@"Not one minute. I wouldn't hear of
such nonsense" said the woman, swapping
Report for duty every day." asked Mr..
Norris. ~ 81 /.
yes" snapped the lady. "John, you
reported, didn't you!"
"No.o.o!" admitted the man, timidly.
What! 'eri 81 the wife. "rhen you dis
Yes" the poor man answered. "The
fact is, the strikers wouldn't let me 60 up
the stairs to the station. tried every
day, but they dragged me back"
"H'mph! I'd like to see 'em drag me- y
morted the lady. I'D just like to see 'em!
Well, Mr.. Superintendent, does John get
back his position OF don't he?"
Mr.: Norris started % if he had touched
the third rail. @E g.g ~&
"Er-oh-oh.yes, madam! Oh, certainly!
Yes, yes, mere matter of form. Oh, yes!
anime him. ,s,. ~ r.} q. Lstls&-
All the waiting men grinned at John.
who looked smaller than 30 cents worth
of radium. -. r{,4a., d.. q. .,-.4.... =, IL.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

These two facts make it impossible for
17.6 c. m. milk pipette, which deltv-
ers Is grams of milk, to measure out
this weight of cream into test bottles,
in order to determine accurately the
percentage of fat in different samples
Of cream. The last legislature passed
law making Weighing of cream sam
pies obligatory in this state, wherever
payments of cream are made on basis
of the fat content Of the cream. f..
Manufacturers have been placing
cream-test bottles on the market for q
number of years. They are made of
the same length as the milk-test bot
ties, and while the bulbs Of the two
bottles are about the same size, the
neck Of the cream bottle is much larg-
or in diameter. This gives an oppor-
tunity for testing as much as 80 per
cent. fat In the cream-test bottles when
1s grams Of cream is used. For some
unknown reason the manufacturers
have been gradually increasing the
diameter Of the neck, thus contracting
the length Of the scale on the cream
test bottles so that in some cases the
entire graduation, from O. TO 30 per
cent. occupies a space of only two
inches in length. This brings the lines
Of the sca4e very closely together, so
that the graduations which represent
one-half per cent of fat are not much
farther apart than, the width Of an or
binary lead pencil mark. With such
test bottles, 1t is almost impossible to
read a test accurately to much less
than one per cent. fat.
Realizing the difficulty thus intro
duced, a cream-test bottle made of the
dimensions shown in the diagram has
been suggested by harrington. This
bottle is of the same length as milk
test bottle, but in order to give it
longer neck than cream-test bottles
usually have, the capacity of the bulb
has been reduced to As c. c. up to the
zero mark of the scale, instead of IS G.
c., which is the capacity of the bulb of
the old cream-test bottles. This size
of bottle is amply large for mixing
the cream and acid before whirling the
test bottles in the centrifuge. The
necks of many cream-test bottles on
the market are only about three inches
long, while those Of the new cream bot
tie are at least four inches long. The
graduations of the neck on, this bot
tie are SO far apart that it is easy to
read one-fourth per cent. fat. The
scale representing one per cent. on the
new cream-test bottle is as long as
that of two per cent. in the old bot
tles.-P. G.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
WHAT DID THE CATCHER SAY,
something the "Fans'' Would Like ia
f. Know, But Will Never
.& Learn.

I. 1t was the last half Of the ninth.
h The pitcher had gone up in the air, and
the bases were es full as three goats, re-
lates the Newark News.
The score was "a in favor of the team
in the field. A single would tie the score.
"A two-bagger would win the game.
Two men had flied out, and the man at
bat had two strikes against him.
It was a crucial moment.
. And, as we say, the pitcher was ratified.
I Suddenly the catcher held up his hand.
His right hand. 800. .
He removed his wire mask and stepped
toward the pitcher, who advanced to meet
him
With mouth close to the pitchers ear
the catcher whispered something. What
it was no one heard but the pitcher, who
returned to the box.
s2g The ball shot true across the plate.
FL. Strike threew cried the umpire. The
pitcher had saved the day.
.ss Now, then, the thing we want to know
10 this: What did the catcher say to tho
pitcher?
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

" Plea FOR 1mproy euaant AZ thS. 0zadsS
@ tho Tarm-1 Iade "a
X N Product. 5l

The consumption OF butter. ID ln's
creased by the increase Of the general
quality. There is q general complaint
that there IL too little good butter on
the market and too much poor butter.
II this applies to creamery butter It
applies much more to farm-made butt
ter. The American public 10 always
ready to pay for product Of good
quality, but 1t turns away from prod
uct Of poor quality. This is 50 proba-
bly, more in this country than IN any
other. No matter how poor the Ameri-
can may be he wants the best. Some
times II he cannot pay for It he runs
in debt for it rather than take 9 poorer
quality, for which he could pay. This
is 80 not only in the case of butter.
but in tho case Of almost everything
else. The result is that poorly made
product Of any kind sells slowly even
at low price. The problem in this
country 10 to manufacture good prod
ucts, for those only can be marketed,
without loss. .,..:s,e, ~. 'ss. .%. 55s
When a man sends poor butter 70
market to be sold on commission he is
taking big chances with 1t, says the
Farmers Review. AS it is not Z squick
sale" as the commission men say. It
will be held In store longer than tho
other butter. Much Of this time it IL
exposed to currents of air warmer than
the required temperature Of the refrig-
orators, for 1t must be often examined
by possible buyers. The triers are run
into it often and when the surface is
covered with several signs of this kind
the would-be buyers become suspicious
of it, for they recognize the fact that
other men have passed adverse opin-
ions on it. It gets rancid in short
time and some Of it has finally to be
disposed Of as grease. 49,. s..5@, ...,s.5g
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
The Sick Cow.

The sick cow should not be permit
ted to remain with the other cows,
for tn many cases the diseases with
which q COW is sick is a contagious
one, but this is not always discernible
at the time the cow is first taken sick.
Milk from sick cow should not be
used, even for the feeding of farm an
imals. Give the animal the benefit of
free air and moderate sunshine and
deprive her Of food for awhile, unless
It BIZ some sickness whose character
is known. Often the sickness is merely
the result. Of too high feeding. II the
ailmeut is q very serious one it will
nay better to- call . veterinarian than
to risk not doing the proper thing for
the relief Of the anima1.-Farmers' Re-
view. . IT, %
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
rhA Raason WhY.

Whole families !" IL BAYFIELD, County are
singing the praises Of Bodd's Kidney Pills
and the reason why is given in expert
ences such as that Of Mr.. T. T. Void, a
well-known citizen here.
II had such pains in my back that I
did not know what to d." says Mr..
Void, land as came across an ADVERTISE
ment of Dodd,s Kidney Pills, sent for q
box. That one box relieved me Of all my
pains. My wife also used them and found
them just what she needed. I recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills as a sure cure for
Backache and other Kidney Troubles"
Backache is one of the earliest symp-
toms of Kidney Disease. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cure it promptly and permanently
and prevent it developing into Rheuma-
tisn, Dropsy, Diabetes or Bright's Dis
ease. ~ d..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
WRONG SORT.
Perhaps Plain Old Meat, Potatoes and
Bread May Be Against You
for q Time,

A change to the right kind Of food
can lift one from O sick bed. A lady
in Weldon, ILL.,, says: .~
"Last Spring I became bed-fast with
severe stomach trouble accompanied
by sick headache. / got worse and
worse until became SO low ! could
scarcely retain any food at all, al
though I tried every kind. I had be-
come completely discouraged, had
given up all hope and thought was
doomed to starve to death, till one day
my husband trying to find something !
could retain brought home some
Grape-Nuts. 12-s -.. -. -. ..s.s... E
"To my surprise the food agreed
with me, digested perfectly and with
out distress. I began to gain strength
at once, my flesh (Which had been
flabby) grew frmer, my health i'm
proved in every way and every day,
and in very few weeks I gained 20
pounds in weight. I liked Grape Nuts
So well that for months ! ate, no
other food, and always felt as we'll sat
isfied after eating as IL had sat down
to 4 fine banquet.
II had no return Of the miserable
sick stomach nor Of the headaches,
that used to have when I ate other
food. I am now well woman, doing
all my own work again, and feel that
life is worth living. =
'.Grape-Nuts food has been a god
send to my family; It surely saved my
life and my two little boys have
thriven on 1t wonderfully" Name
given by Postum Co, Battle Greek,
Mich. -: i ..s.S sss rs. & sss u.
There's reason.
Get the little book, "rhs Road to
MELVILLE" in each pkg
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

rs w. sanpssas * Rassia's favosits
scent = violet.
The shah Of Persia could sell lii Or
nAmentSs and precious stones for more
than 335, 000, 900. 8
II on the recent of1cial celebration OF
his birthday, King Edward conferred
on his chef, NJ. Menager, the Victorian
medal. 81 & 4
Sir Alfred Jones contemplates build
Ing IA. the center Of London q large
hotel, In which every luxury Of bed
and board will be provided for two
dollars q day. n s.9 a .;,5..s...
The Marquis Of Ely owns country
seat originally designed az q stable. It
was made over into q hunting lodge
and has entirely lost any suggestion
of It's former uses.
The late Baron Alphonse de Roths-
child's lavorite way Of answering i'm
pertinent questions regarding invest
ments was: If you want to dine we'll
take such and such a stock, but II you
want to sleep well Take some other
A4retired army lieutenant has been
arrested at ,Nauplia, Greece, owing to
having predicted some weeks ago that
M. Delyannis, the premier, would be
assassinated June Is, which was the
actual date Of the crime He Gays the
murder was foretold to him in .
dream. , -tSSS:, .s s:s 53. 5.i,s B
In spite Of his years, King Leopold
of Belgium is one Of the most daring
of men. Not only Is he given to riding
In an automobile at tremendous speed,
but he also employs as q chauffeur one
Marcel, who is q pronounced anarchist.
He has been warned against the man
by the police of Belgium, France and
Germany, but he pays no heed to their
counsel. -,-.,...
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
SORE HANDS, SORE FEET.
Itching, Burning Palms and Painful
Finger Ends-Complete Cure
by Cuticura.

One Night Treatment: Soak the hands
creamy lather Of Cuticura Soap. Dry, and
anoint freely with Cuticura Ointment, the
great skin cure and purest Of emollients:
Wear, during the night. old, loose kid
gloves, or bandage lightly in old, soft
cotton or linen. For red, rough and
eehapped hands, dry, fissq13ed itching,
meat i simply wonderful, a single treat
ment a6ording the most grateful relief,
and pointing to q speedy, permanent and
economical cure. In no other ailment have
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
been more effective.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

a|s'ae
CREAM TEST BOTTLE.
New Design Which Will Make tho
Testing Of tho Cream More *
Accurate. t#

The increased interest In cream test
Ing during the past two years has
brought out several new cream-test
bottles, says Prof. #. w. Vol, Of the
Wisconsin station. This has been
largely caused by the extensive use OF
farm separators and the furnishing of
cream instead Of milk to the cream
cries. The testing of cream as q means
Of determining the amount Of butter
tat sent to creamery by its patrons
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

last drops are being drawn, and then
let drive at the pail, and really seem
to enjoy the fun Of doing it. Kicking
at flies in summer is also as great .
cause of kicking as rough milking.
This should never be allowed.
"A heifer's teats are very tender and
she should always be MIXED very
gently by the full hand, says the Farm
and Home. The teat should never be
jerked, or pulled as in stripping" es-.
pecially when the bag is full. Extreme
gentleness in every way the first few
weeks will usually make a gentle COW.
Often the animal is timid and shrinks
from being handled, and also resents
interference with what She considers
the sole rights of her calf. In all
cases Of kicking have one unfailing
remedy. whether the COW is young, or
an old habitual kicker. IN
Make Slated stall just high enough
so she can't jump out and wide enough
to hold her comfortably, with nothing
to spare, narrower at the end where
feed box should be placed as high
from the ground as-is comfortable for
her to eat out of. This Slated stall
should be long enough to have cleats
through which bar or two should be
run behind the cow to keep her from
backing out, and also places to run a
bar in front of her hind legs about the
thick joint, or as high up as possible,
so as not to interfere with milking. A
hole about 10 or 20 inches wide is left
open for this purpose from the ground
up to the cows flank, which allows easy
and safe access to the udder, while the
cleat, post, ETC., prevent the cow from
kicking outwardly at the mixer, thus
insuring safety to milk and mixer.
This stall or break does not hurt the
COW at all, but it teaches her to stand
still, and also that she can't kick II
she wanted to. Usually few weeks
use of this break makes gentle cow,
especially If fed while she is being
MIXED. Old kickers may always have
to be MIXED in it, although have
broken several from kicking. They are
usually good cows and can be bought
cheap, r.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
Danish Dair,vnen. :.

& The Danes are great dairymen, and
there are no people in the world that
pay more attention to their cows than
do these people. "A traveller that has
spent some time in Denmark says that
all the stables he visited had concrete
floors and were fireproof. Water was
in abundance and could be used in any
quantity for the washing out of the
stables. Danish dairymen like to know
what their cows are doing, and in
many Of the stables keep a tablet be
hind each COW giving data relative to
the cow, while q slate bears the dairy
record Of pounds Of milk produced and
sometimes its test. .ss. h !
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
IN EVERYDAY LIFE.

A man should pay for Ills wedding
suit before ordering q divorce suit.
Most people would rather preach
half day than practice half an hour.
If q man doesn't wind up his bad
habits his health will soon run down.
Trusts that should be encouraged are
those Of grocers, butchers and bakers.
It is better to be everything to
somebody than something to every
body. -
Some men waste lot Of time try
ing to convince others. that they are
truthful. &
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

ID q much more
difficult process
than the testing of
whole milk, be-
cause the percent
age Of fat being
larger than in
milk, the errors Of
cream testing are,
grea ter. the
amount Of fat sep
arated 10 often six
times as great
from cream as
from milk. Ex-
periments have
shown that it is
not safe to meas
ure the cream in
to the test bottle
with q pipette, as
milk is measured,
on account of the
light fat of the
cream, and be-
cause it does not
drain from the
pipette SO COM
pletely as milk.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
Unanswered Yet.

q The SpKinsss riddle had js'se hsen
guessed.
49, mna A she dos cried d gayly' Get o
3 car Backward"
AS this remained unanswered. she felt
her prestige restored.-N. Y. Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
A Finders Graft.

B., II want you to put in your Lost and
Found column al advertisement like this:
wallet containing considerable sum of
money and papers Finder will keep mon
" return papers," said the man.
2 Don't you think" suggested the clerk,
s.you had better add No questions
asked"" ;,
n mo, but you may say No questions an.
swered.' Pm the Observation-Disclosures
Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
The Main Thing.

No matter how skilled we may be in
breeding and making hicks, crosses and
cut-crosses, the main thing with the
COW Is her feed, and unless she and her
offspring are fed enough aad well, the
granddaughter will be a scruk AID dear
at most any price. -. ST..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
Incomplete.

Incomplete.
Jones-What did you think of the
Louvre gallery? -.
Smith (just back)-Oh the pictures
are pretty good, but there are no jokes
underneath them.-N. Y. Sun. ]" e
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
Heresy.

Traveller tout west This is where Wal.
erineold lives, is it,? I am told he 10 the
most successful man in this part of the
country.
jolly Landlord-Him? Successful? Good
lord, stranger! He's the richest and lone
soonest man in the state!-Chicago Trib
une. -...-xt.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

Gold has been discovered in Nebraska
baseball field. But many baseball diamonds
are little bonanzas, owing to thepopular love
for the great American sport. - Troy
Times
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
An Extremist.

Mother-Has Charles proven himself to
be thoroughly abstemious man?
June Bride-Yes, indeed! He particu.
larly abstains flom giving me any money!
Detroit Free Iress
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
Curious.

Pheeder-The shape Of mans stomach
is round, amt it, Doc
DR.. Weeder-Nearly so. Why?
"Ain't it funny that nothin' fits it so
we'll as square NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

In q recent sermon on "Other Worldli-
ness" Ian Maclaren said that it is ''the
unbroken and intolerable sameness of life
which Makes the heart out Of many peo-
ple."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

"Take keer O. de pennies" said Uncle
Eben, IAN de dollars will take keer O. de
folks dat you done handed de pennies to,
to save fob you.'-Washington Star.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25
nreed for Winter Calves.

II you will breed part Of your cows
to come fresh in the winter you will
find it profitable. A farmer who makes
really. good butter, can sell it for IS
and 40 cents all winter to private Gus
tomerD. q.4 -. ~ ".~t T J."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

The first thing we know crime and all
the other mean things in this world will
be laid to the poor mosquito. chicago
Chronicle.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infaili.
Samuel, Ocean Grove, NJ Feb. II, 1900.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

A little sympathy that gets into aul
feet is worth whole lot Of sorrow that
never soaks deeper than our feelings
Chicago Tribune,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

Judiciously 81 managed, promises will
sometimes do more for man than per-
Torrance. Now, for instance, there's poll
tics.-Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

Sometimes a blunder turns out to
profitable, but under, such circumstance
it isn't called q blunder.-Town Topics.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-08-25

Don't brag about the good things thai
yon have. Some one will want to borrow
them.-Atlanta Journal.