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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
PLACID Hlrdoo servants.

H,ndOo servants are the most IN.
perturbablo people IN ne world. Tou
may throw one downstairs or PIT niu
on the bach. lie accepts both w.,l eX-
actly tie same expc. sion e. connie
nance. The Indians religion & al CD.
bottom Of all his acts, all his feelings.
He eats, sleeps. moves and has his be
ing according TO religious formula,
and his doctrine Of reincarnation forms
his whole philosophy Of life The fact
that yOu are me master now is auc
% the fact that you have hor7 70
servant in some previous reir.ar.a-
ton. re is The sc,vant Bow. e1d ,rr
only chance for l.I 10 oe g.o-u -
the masters position = 10 Learn al. 'ae
lessons OF his present Incarnation. llf
takes everything r'lasorh!crr. It g.
ali @ part ~ e. lE wt-.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
etvdents frst Have High ideals.


V"atever The students bent what
ever bis ultimate intention In the way
Of practice may be, TIE same simple
rules will hold good. He must be ear
nest in his desire to learn. and he must
never be cOntented with partially un-
derstanding. He must be methOdical.
working according to plan and ready
to sacrifice his personal pleasures and
comforts to carry out that plan. And
he must keep before him high ideal OF
his professional duties. ever remember
ing that his mission is TO prevent dis
ease and heal the sick. He has Joined
an altruIstic profession, one where the
rewards are often incommensurate al
together with the labors, but one where
his power of doing good If thoroughly
and intelllgently exerted will be great
or than ii would be in any other walk
Of life.-IOndon Lancet.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Zangwill's Revenge.

While yet an obscure writer Israel
Zangwill submitted TO an American
magazine a poem. which he received
back In due course with the custom
ary slip expressing the editors great
sorrow at his inability to make use oi
tie contribution.
The manuscript found Its way into
pigeonhole, to be reSurrected some
time later when fame had found him
out. The poem was sold to the same
magazine to which 1t had originally
been Sent. bat this time the editor ca
bled a request to the author and paid
fancy price for IL.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
n,ue and Gray Tobacco smoke.

Did you ever notice while enjoy .a-
your favorite cigar that the smoke ~
curls up from the burning end Of ,-o
weed" Is blue, while that eXhaled
from the mouth is of whitish gray
The explanation Of this oddity Is not
far to seek. The wreath from the fiery
end Of the cigar Is In the shape OF In
flnltesimal dust particles, and oil such
particles (even the blue Of the atmos
phere ls explained In the same way re-
feet the blue color. In the case or the
exhaled smoke the fine particles have
united with the moisture Of the breath
and have. thereby become several fo.lS
larger than those escaping direct from
the burning tobacco. This being the
case, they have become large enough
to reflect the white light, which gives
the exhaled smoke an entirely different
oolOr
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

The SO cUI~L cravings Of appetite cra
pu-eiy the result OK habit. A l.,
one acquired and per-.stent-y .--
ed sool has us III is grasp, ll. tA-n
any deviation therefrou TEMPORARY
disturbs our physiological equilibrium
It system makes complaint AID We
experience a craving. Il may be, for
IL [ TO wb.ch the body has become ac-
Gu toned, even though this something
be in the long run distinctly injurious
&c the welfare Of the body. There has
Il IS cone about d sentiment that the
e. Wings Of the appetite fer fool 0I
TO ne full satisfied. nat th-s "a rel
obedience to natures laws. .--
love er Is Fundamentally VICE Ans
onF VIII lit-ie persistence c.1 trze
his OF her habits or lfe. C. --a
whole order OF cravings. tn, lo-
strating hat the latter are ce.E er-.-
fetal and that they have 10 -er.
connection with the welfara
o. the boy. II other wO-G
n, uiremelt5 erc to be f0Una r1r
upon SO called instinct arr rnr
bur upon re~.Jn AMI inteliig' -1-l--+
sel. H CL-teldcn iu CeDru
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

It IS often the case that amateurs
would Ike % make some use 2f Land
sorne horns, but from the rigid and -
stinate nature OF the material arc ul-
able to DO so. a simple process care
fully followed out would enable any
one 70 make beautiful and useful art
cles The inner part OF the horn IS
scraped out, then It IS thrown into wa
ter and boiled for an hour or so, when
II becomes soft. II is then held IN tle
fame OF q wood or coal fire, being con
stantly turned. It should be kept n tho
fire for some time, care being takol
that il does not burn, and s. frequently
moistened b,A|o.rg dipped ia bo.tag
water The heat and steam VIII
II % about the condition of mo.t'- '..'
1t Is therefore very soft rrd e.l ,e
split lenglrvise ~ strong l-ns
pinchers. It can thon Dr. .n, r
layers by separating le >la''
which It Is composed. - 'c.rr
ed between dies It can be- made &. take
almost any form. Vhca ta article '-
complete t can De scrorol smooth.
then given q high polish
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

H. lo. .-r -... =
IL ha-- most genera g.
sc...r.I-. .l ID re
O., 4s t..s. D.. .a as. u-t -.e
noon, ac-.-- a.c-a W-.- lot .-
r-.se 9 w... .. t .' 30
Dit
VI .. .., ....t.-
.....r -.,..
tic .ar.hs surface t .- r-.- .
second TIDAL WAVE -e srn e.'-
would act similarly, a!,louel IS Loe
raising effect IS only about tTO-dfth-
that of tie moon. Now, at new moon
the sun and moon pull together and
give higher tides than at the first anu
third quarters, when the sun draws Its
right angles TO the line Of tie moon
attraction. and at full moon. when the
sun is on the opposite side OF the eartn
from the moon, virtually the same ef'
feet IS observed as at new moon. but
the double tide raising action or tie
sun would again be superimposed on
that OF the moon and give tides on op'
posite sides as high as those a fortnight
before.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Velocity of MeteOrttes.

It is no wonder that stones which fall
from the regions of space are fired by
the impact when they strike our atmos'
phere. Astronomers estimate that they
fall with a velocity of Mt least 6O.OGt
yards per second. This extraordinary
speed Is best understood by comparing
II with a ball from modern cannon
which never travels with a speed great
er than GOO yards per second.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
H0fa on In Church.

Pepys shows that In the seventeenth
century both men and women wore
their hats to worship. ITO church., y
be writes, land heard simple fellow
open the praise Of church musique and
exclaiming against men wearing their
hats on In the church" Later he notes
that he saw minister preach with
his hat off, which never saw before y
The hat was then an integral part OF
both male and female costume, and
Pepys catches "a strange cold in my
head by fiinging Off my hat at dinner"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
yyh<1, Man WoOes.

The average man wooes for choice a
humming bird Of the most gorgeous
plumage. The mans taste IL perfectly
understandable. The mistake comes
later. When he has secured his bird
be carries il home and expects to find
in the cage demure little canary pos
sessed Of every staid, domestic anC
canaryIIke attribute.-LondOn Queen.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Experfmented with PofsOns

When Antony and Cleopatra were
contemplating suicide they made a
collection Of a great variety Of poisons
and tried each of them on two or more
slaves in order to ascertain whether
death was accompanied with much ap-
parent suffering. One historian de-
clares that over 200 persons lost their
lives IN order that the information
might be obtained. The result was
that Antony killed himself with a dag
ger and Cleopatra either with one OF
her selected poisons or by a serpents
bite
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
sincere Admiration.

"Why do you insist on keeping par
rot?'
Because" answered the lonely man,
"I like 70 hear It talk. The parrot Is
the only creature gifted with the power
Of speech that is content TO repeat just
what it hears without trying to make
a good story Of it"-Washington Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
NATE Mark = Bngdad Ma1ady.

Bagdad date mark Is the name given
to a mysterious disease that attacks
nearly every one who stays In Basdad
for any length of time and is found
also AT Alcppo and other places IN
Turkish Asia. IL IS sore that comes
only once. but lasts a year, leaving @
scar the shape of date. Nearly all the
natives are marked with it. No remedy
has been found for ii, but hyposulphitt
OF soda seems to have some effect Oh
tho pS~I
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Not Encouraging.

"But." said the persistent suitor, 81
l were to prove to you that would &,
to the ends of the earth for you'-
First" replied the Boston girl, "yo'
would have TO prove to me that th'
earth really has ends, and that, yol
know. is quite impossible. ."-Philadel
uhia Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

\ svind..Lg f.. o..ct 1--we
it would send for the SUN OF -. u. u
recipe which, if followed to the letter.
would keep folks from growing old.
Some credulous persons answered the
advertisement. remitting tie required
fee. and received the following reply.
I'VE would advise all such IDIOTS as
you to commit suicide at about the
age Of twenty ve."-London Tlt-Blts.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
neunrfPe.

Mrs. Jawback-Get right away from
here, you nasty tramp, or I'll call my
husband. Oliver Mudd-Gwan. Yer
husband Amt to home. Mrs. Jawback
How do you know? Oliver Mudd-
Husbands Of women like you never are
TO home 'cept for meals.-Cleveland
Lender.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

"Er-Miss Hardy-Grace-do you not
think that these valley lilies are very
beautiful"
"Not 80 beautiful as orange bios
SONS, Mr. Jones"
And. thus assisted and encouraged
be presently drifted out upon the wide
wide sea OF welded bliss.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
To Plenae Him.

Mrs. Ascum-But why do you buy
such expensive things when you know
your husband can't afford them? Mrs.
Wise-I just do It TO please him. Mrs.
Ascum-To please him? Mrs. Wise
Yes; there's nothing he likes better
than a chance TO have something to
complain about TO his own people ana
pose as @ martyr.-Philadelphia Ledg'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
q Ra0l Good Thing.

Mrs. Nes hryde i got some hams
here last month that my husband liked
very much. Have you any more OF the
same kind? The Groceries IN; got
about q dozen left from the same pig.
Mrs. Newbryde-Oh. that's nice! Give
me six OF them.-Cleveland Leader.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Generous.

"see here" said the client you've
charged me 40 much for handling this
suit that III have 10 put mortgage
on my farm. Can't you help me out a
llttleT
II guess l can" replied the enter
prising lawyer. Tell you what I'll
do. III draw up the mortgage at half
rates" Philadelphia Bulletin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

Young Roller-I think I'll spend that
money I saved up. I've been thinking
of trip to England. His Mother-Bnf
you were to save that for rainy Day
Young RolIer-weIl, I'm going to Lon
don. I'll be sure to fird a rainy DAY
therc.-Philadelphia Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
A Cold Storage Romance.

He-Had an odd experience the 9th
or day. One morning my breakfast
boiled egg had an inscription on It II
said. 1.-The finder may write to me-
signed "Mary Smith She-What re-
ply did you get? He-The postmaster
replied. He said that Miss Smith died
Of old age several years ago.-Louis-
Vile Courier Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Tnder the Padding.

Nell-Miss Fit-Menny says that 10
per cent of the fashionable women are
not as shapely as they sometimes ap-
pear. Belle-How does she get that IN
formation down so fine? Nell-Beinp
n dressmaker. she gets Mt the inside
flgure.-Philadelphla Ledger.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
still In the Mobility.

Neighbor-How did your daughters
marriage with that count turn out
Mrs. Brickrow-Her last letter states
that he has spent all her money. and
she Is taking In washing: but, then.
presume, she washes only for the no
btlity.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
AnvExen Temper.

sAnd what Is your ground Tor eA'
pecting to secure divorceT
my husband doesn't love me any
more"
"How do you knowT
"He said he didn't love me wheh in'
temper was bad"
1But that doesn't prove that III
doesn't love you any more
"Yes. It does" - Cleveland PlaiI
Dealer.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

"Father," said the small boy, what
Is blank verseT
BLANK verse, my son." answered the
man of no literary pretensions. rs
something that generally sounds as II
Il had been written by man whose
mind was a blank. ."-Washlngton Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Iuffu,affou.

$50 the insolent fellow refused to
pay his rent?''
HE did not say so in words, but he
lntimated II"
How so?"
"He kicked me downstairs."-Paris
Journal
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
un,g Time waitinGL

Guest-1 say. my man. how long
have you been waiter In this cafef
Walter-About six months, sir. Guest
oh. then 1t can't be you that | gave
my order Exchange.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
A Caufion,

Nell-Old Mr.. Gotrox says he would
die for me. Belle-Be careful. He may
be stronger than he looks.-Phlladel-
phia Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
r,. u.r,t q, Good Work.

The great thing is to produce moth,
ing OF which. If IL comes into broad
Eght. you will be ashamed. and then
whether Il does come into broad light
or no need not much trouble you
Matthew Arnold.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

"I looked everywhere for you at the
church fair last evening" said her
ardent devotee. but didn't see you
"You forget" she answered sweetly.
"that am Charity
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Evolution,

HAS he changed lis style Of living
much since he inherited this vas'
wealth.
"No; simply changed from second
hand clothes to secondhand dishes an
furniture. Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
The Unvarnished Fact.

He-Arctic explorers are the safesf
men In the world to trust yourself to-
She-Why so? He-They are always
cool In the time Of greatest danger.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Getting Even.

"why do you suppose so many peo-
ple say they like to listen to the rain =
"st,IpId, Because the rain Is such
an eavesdropper." Baltimore Amer-
can.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Az Ideal Woman.

"She manages her husband without
letting him see she does IT,"
"Oh, more than that. She doesn't
even try to let other people see she
does t."-BTooklyn Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
A Good Small Farm For Sale.

Containing n acres of land mostly lime
atone. ten acres of which is in good original
timber, on which is q good log house weather
boarded with metal roof and all other neces
esry outbuildings In fairly good repair. Tho
place is well wafered, and has plenty Of fruit
.csifslated 1 miles south of Sc. Luke, Va.
Price 42E0 x cash. baIlanSe to suit pur-
haser. Apply to j.. N. DAVIS CO.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Real prOGress.

"How is father getting on with hl'
riding lessonsT'
"very well. We children are allowe
70 watch him now"-Tales From F'i'
gende Blattcr.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Femininfty.

De Style-Was she surprised when
you told her there was a price upon
her head? Detective-Yes; she asked
me II II was on straightforward Set.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
Two Relatives.

Bess-Charie. will you tell me what
time 1t Is? I've left my watch at my
aunt's. Charlie-Awfully sorry, but I
can't. I've left mine at ny uncle's.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
A Dcsperntc Case.

Walk o. Nights-DoctOr. what is a
simple remedy for sleeplessness? Doc
tor-Let the person count till he falls
asleep. Walk o. Nigbts-He can't
count. It's .he baby.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

Never let man imagine that he can
pursue good end by evil means. The
evil effect on himself Is certain. =
Southey.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

The honor we receive Of those who
fear and stand in awe of Us Is no true
honor -Montalgne.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

II you wish to please people you must
begin by understanding them.-Reade.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

Humility hath depressed nany gen
ius to hermit, but never raised one
to famc.-Shensfone
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27
NJ the Same Race

The strongest minded woman mrst
face the fact that she Is OF the same
race as man.-London Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-10-27

Even beauty cannot palliate eccen-
kicity.-Balzac.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1905-07-28
BLACK CROWS AS THIEVES.
FaribauIt Robbery Is Solved; How
They Did Trick.

From Thursdays Daily.
The mystery is solved at last. Who
robbed the Lenz Rogers, Wolf, knauss,
Iieb and other residences during June
no longer remains in the list OF I'M
detected criminals.
John w. Snyder's two black crows
must be blamed for the loss of proper
tx suffered in Faribault of late.
Mr.. Snyder owns two tame crows.
In appearance th{ are quiet, respect
able, solemn, dignified and righteous.
But beneath the surface these crows
hide unmeasured depths of guile.
Last week one of them took MIR.
Snyder's $3.50 pipe and carried it away.
Yesterday one of them entered an of
flee in this city and took gold pen.
The office was "a newspaper office, so 1t
is strange that there were any gold pens
lying around, but there seems to have
been.
The crow took the pen and flying out
of the window, left the pen with Henry
Arbuckle, the pop corn man.
Mr. Arbuckle was much pleased with
the unexpected gift Faribault Journal
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1905-07-28
SUIT FOR DAMAGES.
NJ. E. Babcock Brings an Action
Against Certain Parties.
From Wednesdays Daily.

from "wednesday > Ddliy.
~ f. Rabcock has brought suit for
$1,000 damages against Arthur Schaub,
George +. Traub, Henry +. Leonard
and Leo J. Kieffe alleging harm to his
reputation and business by acts on the
part of the defendants. On June IL
last the defendants caused his arrest on
the charge of buying a thousand dol
lars worth of stock in the Deutsche
Land und Helm Geselschaft and giving
therefor a worthless check on the Ma
tional Citizens bank in the sum of
$1,000, having at the time no money
in the bank. The technical charge was
grand larceny in the first degree. Lat
er, Mr. Babcock, goes on to say in his
complaint, he was released on request
of the very parties who caused his ar
rest and the prosecution was abandon
ed. He goes on to complain of damage
to his reputation, business, bodily health
and peace of mind. and asks Judgment
in the sura of $1,000 His attorney is
Jay Henry Long. The defendants have
retained Pau & Pfau
When the case comes to trial, the
story will appear more i'll its entirety.
The whole thing seems to have to do
with transactions of the Gessellschaft.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1905-07-28
PAT GROVE is BOLD.
Alleged Kidnapper Makes His APP
pearance in Omaha.

Omaha, July 20.-Pat Grove, the re-
puted Lidnapper of Eddie Cudahy, APP
peared once more on the streets of Oma-
ha last night. He arrived at the home
of Fred Metz, a wealthy brewer, con-
versed some time with Mr.. Metz and
afterwards visited the residence of a
lawyer nearby. From there he took an
automobile and rode through the cen
trail portion of the city and presumably
returned to Council Bluffs. While on
this side of the river Grove said:
II am coming in all right, but | amt
going to let those guys tell me when to
give myself up. 1t will be before long,
but | will fix the time myself
Since his appearance, a rumor has
gained currency that arrangements have
been adjusted to the satisfaction of the
parties directly concerned. Grove pro-
poses to convince the authorities that
he cannot be convicted and then start
in business as saloonkeeper.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1905-07-28
THE ISLE OF PINE.
1t Takes the Place Of Canada as Re-
fuge for Criminals.

From Thursdays Daily.
.'lIe lit for Canada used to be the
news years ago, following disclosure OF
defalcation or embezzlement. Later we
fixed up an extradition treaty with our
northern neighbor Then the light fling
cred gentry flew the coop and located
in sunny old Mexico. Many are the
American captains of finance who have
villas perched on the side bills of Diaz's
realm.
Now its the Isle of Pines, for Mexico
will extradite. The climate is gradually
getting hotter for the embezzler, but he
will cheerfully emigrate to the place
with seductive name and on his happy
Isle, pine for few hours i'll the states.
There are quite Il few of them down
there now, enough to play Il game of
baseball or form good sized stock
company. They sit around and talk
politics. discuss ancient history and the
sporting news damn the hot weather,
study the art of Disgusting and the
WAYS of secret service men and wish
they were back home. j yand by we'll
have an extradition treaty with the
Pinev Island, but it won't effect the
boys already training there for eli
mate still hotter.
Minnesota has few choice represen
tatives with the crowd. Alderman Suth-
crland, of Minneapolis, who desires no
dealings with the law, feels safe from
being pulled as long as he stays
tnere. A. A. Buck, the defaulting Ma
pleton bank cashier, is also on the IS
land and the latest arrival is Judge
John b. Cgle, of Mankato, who slyly
mulcted the people of that enterprisins
vicinity out of few thousands before
taking passage. Jordan Independent.