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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Privnte g. r.lnan.

The railroads seem very willing to
have the private car lines brought UNI
der the jurisdiction Of the Interstate
Commerce Commission. A railroad
President is authority for the state
ment that lines are PAID mileage, with
out discrimination, and the question Of
excessive charges is a matter for the
shipper to settle with the car lines, so
long as there is no law to govern their
rates. Car mileage paying has been de-
cided to be as legal as the payment Of
rental for property.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Millions Of Fish.

AMullet the food fish which the larger
portion of the game fish live upon
and which they follow about, are
found in enormous schools in the
ocean. A small section-say, $4,000
or 50,O0O-will find their way in the
lake looking for food, and cores
ponding section Of the attendant school
of blue fish will follow them. When
these fish once get in the gin nets
trollers can make 10 appreciable i'm
preston upon them, no matter how
hard they fish, and this small detach-
ment is not one per cent. of the school
from which it strayed.- Florida Times
Union.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Drawing vestibuled train of ten cars
weighing 1.20S 050 pounds. one of the Erle1s
new standard passenger locomotives Of the
Pacific type, attained speed Of n miles
an hour, on a grade Of As feet to the mile
entering Port Jervis, on her trial run from
Jersey City A speed of q miles was
maintained on a level stretch and 81 miles
on the climb over the hill from Middle
town, where the grade runs from IS to 81
feet to the mile The locomotive and
tender weighed $3.50, $50 pounds, carrying
$500 gallons of water and l6 tons OF coal,
and IS the largest passenger engine ever
built. The run was the best ever made over
the Erie tracks, and foretells what may
be expected in transportation over Hthe
pictureque Erie" when its new equipment
is placed in service.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Field ana Baldness.

Inventor Rumage of clock fame was
warm friend of Eugene Field, and is
quite as bald as the genial poet was.
Being in Chicago one day he hurried
to Field. exclaiming: Il am congratuz
lating every bald headed man in town.
iShake!" What's the matter?' said
the author. well, I've been mixing
up with the Anarchists of late, and
every internal scoundrel of them has
a shock of hair as big as sheaf of
wheat" That's so,' replied Field;
brains and hair don't grow together"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

A strapping lad of twelve was regis
tered in one Of the public schools Of
Philadelphia. He readily gave the sew
eral facts called for, but he did not
know whether his birthday fell on Mo-
vember 10 or December 10.
The principal was surprised at his
display Of ignorance on the part of So
old child, and he asked how it came
to pass that he hadn't learned the date
of his birth. Il wasn't born said the
boy. Il had stepmother. Lippin-
colts Magazine.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

4 All the school boys and school girls
Of France are asked to contribute ten
centimes two cents each for the pur-
chase of tribute to the memory Of
Jules Verne, who has entertained and
enlightened them by his numerous
books of fiction. The subscription is
opened by ar Amiens newspaper and
money is already coming in. Paris
Letter to London Telegraph.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Nam Randolph Patterson was ac-
cused Of shooting her lover, Caesar"
Young race track bookmaker, while
riding in cab In New York City on
the way to an ocean steamer on which
Young was to sail for Europe with his
wife on the morning of June 4, 1904.
No actual witnesses of the shooting
appeared and the Indictment and pros
ecution was based upon purely circum-
stantial evidence.
After indictment by the Grand Jury
the defendant was brought to trial be
fore Justice Vernon NJ Davis, Assist
ant District Attorney Rand prosecut-
ing, and the law firm of Levy & Unger
defending her.
A mistrial resulted, one Of the jurors
falling i'll. After a second trial before
Justice Davis disagreement resulted.
The entire prosecution is said to have
cost the county and State over $100, 900.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
MASKED MEN ROB BANK.
Cover officials With Revolvers Are
Surrounded in Swamp.

WOODBURY.. Oregon. = The Bank Of
Woodburn was robbed Of $1,000 by two
masked robbers, who covered the CASH
Ter, Tracy Poorman, and the bookkeep-
81, Miss Gertrude Eddy, with reyolv-
ers. One robber stood guard while the
other rifled the cash drawer.
Soon after the robbery most OF the
male population Of Woodburn was
armed, and within an hour the two
robbers Were located in a swami
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
The smart Set.

My husband and l." recently said
well known woman. "have nothing
whatever in common-but my debts"
II love the opera" said another; ut
is so expensive.
We live so fast now that conscience
cannot overtake us.
The division of labor in the marriage
of to-day may be described as-the
comforts for the woman, for the man
the cares.-London Truth.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
DEMOCRATS CARRY BALTIMORE.
Sweeping Victory Gives Them Both
Branches Of City Legislature.

Baltimore, Md.-One of the most ex-
citing municipal elections in the his
victory for the Democrats, who elected
nineteen Of the twenty-four first branch
Councilmen and three of the four sec
them control of both branches OF the
legislative department.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

When they found out that the Brit
ish steamship Brinkburne, at San
Francisco, was loading contraband
cargo for yladivostok, all her officers,
the captain excepted, resigned The
Chinese crew also attempted to get
ashore; but the customs officers had
something to say as to that.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Some one who has been looking at
the list of characters enumerated in the
last volume of recent edition of
Thackeray's works has calculated that
their number totals up to between
three thousand and sthirty-five hun
bred. We have not checked the esti-
mate, but accepting it as accurate
share the discoveries establishment.
London Post.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
WOMAN DOCTOR HoNoRED.
Statue Erected in Memory of Mary FL.
THOMPSON.

Thompson.
New York City.-For the first time in
the history of the medical profession
in the United States a statue stands
to-day a memorial to woman doctor.
1t is that dedicated a few days ago at
the Art Institute of Chicago, H., when
the friends and admirers of the late
DR.. Mary Harris Thompson presented
a portrait bust of her to the institute.
DIR. Thompson, who was the founder
in 1865 OF the Mary Thompson Hospital
for Women and Children, West Adams
and Paulina streets. and who was the
pioneer woman physician of the North
west, was paid high tribute by the
speakers, both for her qualities as a
woman and her capabilities as a sur
geon
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
ECZEMA FOR TWO YEARS
Little Girl's Awful Suffering vulnerable
Skin Hurnor-sleepless Nights For
EHother-SpeedY Cure by Cuticnra.

my little girl had been suffering for
TWO wears from eczema, and during that
time could not get nights sleep, as he1
ailment was very severe. had tried so
many remedies, deriving no benefit, l had
given up all hope. But as a last resort
was persuaded to try Cuticura, and one
box Of the Ointment, and two bottles OF
the Resolvent, together with the Soap, eff
fected permanent cure. Mrs. I. b. Jones,
Aadington Ind. T."
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

The message of President Roosevelt,
assuring Geronimo, the noted Apache
chief, now military prisoner at Fort
sill, Okla, that he and his tribe would
be freed within year. was received at
Lawton, Okla.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

In remarkable pamphlet, according
to cable dispatch from London, Eng
land, the Earl Of Dunraven bitterly as
sails the government of ireland, which
has. he says, pfecipitated a grave crisis
in the islands history.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
TUNNEL TO czAR,s TREASURY.

Supposed Plan to Steal the Imperial
Funds at Moscow
Moscow, Russia-An investigation is
being made into the mysterious sink
ing of considerable section of the
pavement near the Imperial Treasury,
which is believed to be connected with
an attempt to rob the Treasury by
means Of tunnel
The sinking was caused by trench
eight feet deep.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

When the American cruiser New
Orleans came into San Francisco Bay
on January q, on her way from Guam
to Mare Island to be paid off and go
out Of commission, she sported home
ward bound pennant $50 feet long.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

One size smaller after using Allen s. Foots
Base, powder. 1t makes tight or new shoes
easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating, aching
feet, ingrowing nails, corns and bunions. AT
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't ac-
cept any substitute. Trial package FREE by
mail. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Can Cure Cancer.

AT the X7ray Congress in Berlin, Ger
many, Professor Lassar said the rays
could cure cancer III cases where the
growths are not deep seated.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Advices from Toxic say that the Jap
anese will probably succeed in raising
several of the Russian warships SUM-
at Port Arthur.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces infamma-
ton ,allays pain cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
st. Peters, at Rome, is in the form OF q
cross 636 feet long and 400 feet wide
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

NNNNNoNNNN6
Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo-,
writes:
ness, and kidney and liver trouble.
"If I caught a little cold. the paisss
scere Increased and bGcicGclse q nd
apere Of frequent OCCUR
renee.
However, Peruna cured me--twelve bot
ties made me healthy woman.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

The imperial kitchen of the Austrian
Emperor, at Vienna, costs about $3.50
a day. N. Y.-19
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
chinese Banditg Movinr

Russian advices said that thousands
Of Chinese bandits under Japanese
leaders were moving across the border.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Canadian Minister Dies.

James Sutherland, Minister of Public
Works in the Canadian Cabinet, died
at Woodstock.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

FITS permanently cured. Motifs or nervous
ness after first days use Of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, $2trialbottle and treatise free
DR.. R. H. KLINE, Ltd, 1881 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
tionhas unequal for coughs and eolds.--JoHN
1. BoYgR, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. 10. 1900.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Everything in the way Of cotton ma
terial is masquerading under a silky
disguise.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Large oil wells have been discovered in
the northern part Of Roumania
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

The attempt to acclimatize Siberian rein
deer in Alaska has proved to be great
success.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Gloves of vivid green or red, as you
choose, come in the double-tipped silk
sort.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Exhibit Of Railway Appliances.

Delegates to the international Rail-
way Congress in Washington, d. G.,
attended an exhibit Of American rail-
way appliances.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Hoxsie,s Coagh Disks

There are over million goats in Mon
tenegro.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
PANIC AT VIENNA OPERA.
Catastrophe Averted by Director NAH
ler's Presence of Mind.

Vienna, Austria Near the end of the
first act of 1.-THE Magic Flute" at the
Imperial Opera the electric wires be-
hind the stage became short circuited.
We're averted by Opera Director Nah
Ter.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
Ladies' cnn VICAR Shoes

The average Japanese is better bathed
Chan the average Britisher.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Wrinkles are POLITICALLY termed by the
Japanese waves of old age"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

ssBefore l wrote to you, telling you how Z
felt, had doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots of money on medicines besides
but IL all failed to help me. My monthly %.
RODS had ceased and suffered much pain.
with fainting spells, headache, bachache and
bearing-down pains, and was 50 weak
coull hardly keep around AS a last resort
decided to write you and try Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and am SO
thankful that did, for after following your
Instructions which you sent me free Of all
charge, my monthly periods started am
regular and in perfect health. Had it not
been for you would be in my grave to-day
g sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country TO
write you for help as did"
When women are troubled with ir-
regular or painful menstruation. weak
ness, leucorrhoea, displacement or Ill
ceration of the womb, that bearing
down feeling, Inflammation of the ova~
ries, baclxache, hatulence, general de-
bility, Indigestion and nervous prostra-
zion, they should remember there Is
one tried and true remedy Lydia e,
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at once
removes such troubles.
Mother female medicine in the world
has received such widespread and mn
qualified endorsement. Refuse all sub
6titutes
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health. Address, Lynn.
Mass.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
E..t T,,ra xv,tb : Beavv Train.

The food issued to the Japanese soldiers
has lately undergone a great change.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

The mixed straws are especially
pleasing several shades of one color
or contrasting colors being blended.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

Check cold in one hour. use. Druggists or
mailed, postpaid A. P. Hoxsie, Buffalo, NY.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09
KIT SAVED MY LIFE"
PRAISE FOR 4 FAMOUS MEDIcIH
Mrs. WlIIadsen Tells How She Tried Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound lust
In Time.

Mrs. T. @. Willadseu, of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -;
6 can truly say that you have saved my
life, and cannot express my gratitude to
Won in words
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-09

MFRS. MINNIE E. McALIdsTER.
MI from 1917 West 39d street, Minne-
49, wife Of Judge McAllister, writes
apolia MINI ae fnllnra.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02
WIRING LEFTY AND RI6nT.

Here is an amusing little deception
that you may play upon unsuspecting
friends. Perhaps 1t would be more
correct to say that they play the trick
on themselves which makes it all the
funnier. You tell them what to do
and it is not your fault that they d0O't
know how to do it.
Give your victim a slip Of stout writ.
ing paper and the stub Of a soft, black
lead pencil, not very sharp. Ask them
to shut his eyes and lay. the paper on
his forehead, holding it there with the
thumb and forefinger Of his left hand,
one pressed to each temple, while the
palm Of the hand covers his eyes. The
next thing he has to do is to write
his name on the paper with the pencil
held in his right hand. Writing is not
easy under such conditions, so no one
will expect the signature to be very
pretty or very legible, but everybody,
including the writer, will be surprised
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02

to find it written backwards that is,
if the victim has succeeded in writing
anything than can be made out at all.
Nine persons out of ten begin to write
at the left eyebrow and write toward
the right eyebrow. But this is not
really writing from left to write, as
writing should be done, but from right
to left, becauses when the paper is
taken from the forehead and lalG on
the table it is turned end for end.
Does the writer make the mistake be-
cause he says to himself, LET me see,
now, must begin at the left" and
therefore begins at the left eye? Prob
ably not, for If he stops to think he is
apt to write correctly. The trick is
most likely to succeed when the writ
ing is attempted impulsively, without
thinking. So you should not say any
thing about writing, or even show the
pencil, until the paper is held on the
forehead and the eyes closed. Then
slip the pencil into the persons hand
and tell him to write. The mistake ia
Just one of those queer things in hui
man nature that nobody has yet ex-
planned.
The precise directions about holding
the paper and the left hand mislead
the writer and make him more likely
to err, but their main object is to
guard the eyes against possible jab
with the pencil, and for similar rea-
sons a short blunt pencil should be
used.-People's Home Journal.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02

We ofEer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured By
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY, q CO., Propa., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tons and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by their arm.
WEST d TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDING, KINNAN d MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
Rists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price Toe. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02
rs. N. BRICKNER
90 Eleventh Street,
Milwaukee. Wis.

SO Eleventh Street,
Milwaukee, Wis.
me ago ! found my condition
| had headaches, pains in
\ frequent dizzy spells which
Every month. Itried two rem
Peruna, and was discouraged
The first dose, but my courage
d. In less than two months
IS restored. Mrs. NJ. Brick
pn of so many failures to
imilar to the above is the
-~.'--.t fact that diseases
sS'I1En t peculiar to the fe-
spPH male sex are not
,.........t commonly recog-
ing caused by catarrh..
b one organ is exactly the
arrh of any other organ.
eure catarrh of the head will
tarrh of the pelvic organs.
IS these cases simply be-
les the catarrh.
I've catarrh write at once to
ia, giving a full statement
!, and he will be pleased to
) valuable advice gratis.
pr. Hartman, President Of
an Sanisarium, Columbus, o.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02
Just the Thinq.

"Are. you going to exhibit at the
horse show this year?"
Il don't keep a turnout"
Whats that got to do with it?"
"Why, I have nothing to exhibit ="
'You have a new gov nfrom Paris,
haven't ?"-Houston Post.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02
Mother Found Dead.

Returning to their homes in Pueblo
the two sons Of Mrs. Giuseppe Carme-
chi found her dead body lying across
the bed in an entirely nude condition.
A search is being made for the wo-
mans husband, who apparently has
disappeared.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02

A discovery Of great interest to an
tiQuaries has been made at Worces-
ter 1t consists of Roman kiln in
perfect state of preservation. It is
constructed entirely of three quarter
inch tiles and cement, and exhibits no
sign of having been used.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02
Rich Cargo to Japan.

San Francisco.-The Pacific Mail
steamer Siberia has sailed for the ORR
ent with 1870 passengers in the cabin,
$50 Chinese and so Japanese. The ST.
IBERIA took cargo Of nearly 5000 tons
and $1,O00,00O in silver for Japan.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02
A PROPHECY FULFILLED.


when failure Overwhelms you, be
lieve that all will come right and work
for a future success" That is the
moral to be drawn from a story told
in La Nouvelle Revue by Mons. Phil
ippe Bunau-Varilla, first minister from
Panama to the United States.
In 1889, he says, everything was APP
parently going well at Panama. After
the great spoliation, or in spite of it,
the engineers had done great work.
Much of the excavation had been ac-
complished, but much more remained
to be done. The machines were on the
ground, the workmen were there; it
remained only for an honest admins
tration, making use of these mate
rails, to finish the work. Enough work
had been accomplished to make Wis
ible basis for negotiating loan. Then
panic seized the French people, and
the enterprise went to pieces.
Two years later, thoroughly discour-
aged, the engineer was in New York
City, where he consulted John Bige-
low, formerly United States minister
to France.
"What shall l do he asked.
"Write a book" replied Mr.. Bigelow
"But who will read it?" asked the
discouraged Frenchman.
do nor worry about that" said Mr..
Bigelow. do not write it for to-day.
Write it for ten years from to-day"
Monsieur Bunau-Varilla went to
work, and prepared a concise and hon
est statement of exactly what had
been done and what remained to do,
with his estimates OF time and ex-
pense required. He published it in
March, 1892. Ten years later, in June,
1902, the United States Senate voted
in favor of completing the Isthmian
canal, and the prediction of Mr.. Bige.
low was fulfilled. The book Of the
French engineer, sane, practical, hon
est, had been one of the greatest infiu-
ences in turning American sentiment
from Nicaragua to Panama, and bring
ing success at last to the great ditch.
This dread that younger women
nave of some day living alone, is not
as terrible as that which older women
have of some day being no longer able
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02

In the year 1908 New Zealand export
ed the following quantities Of frozen
meat: Beef, 81, O27, 464 pounds: lamb,
1854. 464 pounds; mutton, 1851, 52S
pounds. The total exceeded the ex-
ports of 1902 by 100000 poupds.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02

Chicago Chronicle: There is a
greater inclination at the present day
to revile wealthy people for having
money than there is to thank them
for giving it away.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02
TEA
All sorts of tea grow on
the tea bush; all sorts on the
same tea bush.

A man with lots of time on his
hands has figured that $25,OOO,OOO is
spent on cabs in London each year.
He further figures that over $1,000
600 of this amount is for tips and
oyercharges.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-06-02

Sir Mountstuart Grant-Duff says that
there is this inscription over a bakers
shop at Poona in India: BEST English
Loafer to His ExceHency."