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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
Too Often We Wait Until Too
Late to Bestow Our Express
sions of Love and Apprecia-
ton on Dear Ones.

It's an easy thing to say II.
And TO say 1t good and strong.
And to say II pretty frequent:
For IL helps IA chap along.
oh, OF course, you pay him money.
Doubtless all that he Is worth;
But does money, man and brother,
Represent the best of earthf
What's the good of keeping from him
Any good thing you might say
That will lift his load of labor
And is something more than pay?
II he's worthy OF your praises,
DO you think that he'll be slNck?--
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
Enter the Straw Hat

Straw hats were first heard Of /,
England in the reign of Queen Eli,,
beth. In the reign of James / !,
earn of Lord William Howard pawn,
the Their large sum of SIS for ",
straw hats.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
Fewer Deaths from rub.ro,,Io.,.

A remarkable decrease in the MIN.
Der OF deaths from tuberculosis In
the larger cities of Prussia within tba
last two decades is recorded. In 1896
the death rate in cities of over loo O0o
inhabitants was 1886 per 10000; in
1902 1t was only % ner 10000
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
TEA.

There's plenty Of money
to smooth the little difficult
ties that happen; they do
happen.
Your grocer returns your money II you d0n'A''
Schilllng's Best.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
Something

Something for a Brakeman 10 Saw
The hardy Boer voortrekkers had n
hne sense OF poetry in naming nIaooa
IN south Africa. In the TransyaaI
there is place which rejolces in the
tontein. ueoosch'
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
Steam shoveIs to Mine Gold.

In Alaska they do not do things b
halves. Miners are now engaged d
turning the course of King river q
as to leave dry about three miles d
its bed and to mine this auriierov
gravel with steam shovels.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
DON'T FORGET
A large 2-oz package Red Cross Ball Blue ~
8 cents. The Russ Company. South Bead. u
One a Day.

II you make one person happy even
day, how many will you make hapu
In twenty-five years? Or, II you shodA
live to be 70 how many would be hap
pier for your having lived. at the rae
of one heart gladdened a day!
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05

Fashion That Cause Badness,
Many Greenland women are
fectly bald on the sides OF their n9I n,
owing to their method of dressihs .,n
hair, which is pulled back WIN vs. r.
full tightness and held in Place "
ribbon.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
Lona.separated Partners Pug

Lons.separated Partners oucs
George Maybell and Ire Hoe' s. mst
friends and partners in business .ss oh
In the street in Fresno, Cair - al.
err day, after not having seen s. !, ou,s
er for twenty-five years, ahu Owed
began to fight over IS that 0n'
the other.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05

Piso's Cure for Consumption - W. sIauSL
medicine for coughs and COLDS
Ocean Grove. N. j.. Feb. II. WV
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
Preparing NeedIe.R ooks.

For needle-books flannel should ho'
be used, as it is often prepared WIZ
sulphur, which will rust the needleA
A piece of fine linen or chamois iealf
err is better.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
TEA

TEA
"Wasn't it dreadful
Eyes.
did she know it?"
Probably not.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-10-05
TEA
Tasting tea is a whole os.
cupation; coffee anothel|
The faster picks out YOU
tea and puts the price on it
In every package Of schilling,s Best Tea b,
Hereditary Elephant Catcher.

In every package of schilling's Best Tea
booklet; How to Make Good Tea.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
CURE FOR HAY FEVER.
L. Taggart Says Hyomei VIII Give
ReIief-SoId Under Guarantee.

The season for hay fever is almost at
hand, and many people feel that they
will be obliged to 90 away in order to
avid the sneezing, watery eyes, and other
annoying symptoms Of this disagreeable
summer disease.
L. Taggart wishes US to announce that
when Hyomei is used as a preventive, or
a cure there will be no hay fever He
advises daily treatment with Hyomei for
two or three weeks before the usual time
for the annual appearance of hay fever.
If this is done, the attack will be pre-
vented. However, if the preventive
treatment is no started soon enough, and
the disease makes its appearance, use
Hyomei six or seven times daily, and
relief will be given at once.
There is no stomach dosing when
Hyomei is used. Breathed through
the neat pocket inhaler that comes with
every outfit, its medicated air reaches the
minutest air cells, killing all germs and
soothing and healing the irritated mu-
cous membrane
The complete Hyomei outfit costs but
81, extra bottles 80 cents. 1t is the
only treatment for hay fever sold by L.
Taggart under guarantee to refund the
money if it does not give satisfaction.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
RESULTS FOR 1904.
The Sun Life Assurance Compan
CANADA.

Assurance issued and paid for in Cash
Increase over 1903 -. ..-.
Cash Income from Premiums Interest, Rents &c.
Increase over 1903
Assets as at 3Ist December, 1904 E.
Increase over 1903 49,.
Undivided Surplus all Liabilities and Capital
according to the Companys Standard the HIM. Table,
issued before December 31s 1885, 8! per
Increase over 1903.
Surplus by Government Standard ....
Profits paid Policyholders
Death Claims, Matured Endowments, Profits and all
holders during 1904 49,. ....
Payments to Policyholders since organization .
Life Assurances in force, December 31st, 1904
Increase over 1903
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
Council Proceedings.

Regular meeting Borough Council,
Emporium, July 4th, 1905. No
quorum.
Special meeting Borough Council,
July 18th, 1905.
Present. AIessrs. Catlin, LaBar,
Butler, Friendle, Marshall, Cramer.
Absent: Messrs. Julian, Green.
Minutes of last meeting read and ap-
proved.
Moved by Mr.. Butler, seconded by
Mr.. Cramer, that Hurteau & Forbes
by charged eighty cents for cleaning
hose, after they mad used same, and
amount be deducted from their bill.
Carried.
On motion by Mr. Friendle, second
ed by Mr.. Marshall, the following
i.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
Prejudice puts the heart in prison
Indigestion Cured.

There is no case of Indigestion, Dys-
pepsia or Stomach Trouble that will not
yield to the digestive and strengthening
influence OF Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
This remedy takes the strain off the stom-
ach by digesting what yon cat and al
lowing it to rest until it grows strong
again. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure affords
quick and permanent relief from Indiges-
ton and all stomach troubles, build up
the system and SO purifes that disease
cannot attack and gain foothold as
when in weakened condition. Sold by
r. c. Dodson
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13

We wish through the PRESS to ex.
tend to all who rendered such large
and loving service in our late sorrow
and our wider thanks, as broad as our
borough, for the thoughtful sympathy
manifest in our dark hour.
Mrs. Jos. KNARR AND FAMILY.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
4 Smooth Article.

When you find it necessary to use
salve use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salyc.
1t is the purest, and best for Sores, Burns,
Boils, Eczema, Blind, Bleeding, Itching
or Protruding Piles. Get the genuine
DeWitts Witch Hazel SaIve. Sold by
r. &. Dodsou.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
He who makes friends makes foltuu,
Forced To Starye,

B. F. Leek, of Concord, Ky, says:
"For % years | suffered agonies, with a
sore on my upper lip, 50 painful, some
times, that | could not eat. After vain
ly trying everything else, cured it, with
Bucklens Arnica Salve" It's great for
burns, cuts and wounds. At l.. Tag
CARTS drng store, only 25c.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13

The pills that act as tonic, and not
as drastic purge, are DeWitt's Little
Early Risers. They cure Headache,
Constipation, Biliousness, etc, Early
Risers are small, easy to act--a safe pill.
Mack Hamilton, hotel clerk at Valley
City, n. D., says: 1.-TWO bottles OF these
Famous Little ills cured me Of chronic
constipation. Good for either children
or adults. Sold by r. c. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13

Treasurer's report read and ordered
filed.
Moved by Mr.. Marshall, seconded
be Mr. Butler, that Thomas II. Norris
be appointed Councilman from East
Ward, in place of Mr.. Wheaton who
resigned. Carried.
On motion the Council then adjourn
ed.
G. j. GOoDNoUGH, Sec'y,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13

Please convey our heartfelt thanks
to the friends who SO kindly assisted
us during our late sad bereavement,
especially the kind friends Of deceased
who trimmed his grave so beautifully.
Mr.. AND Mrs Jos. HOLCoMB AND
FAMILY.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
Cards of Thanks.

! wish to thank through the PRESS
all my friends for their sympathy and
assistance extended myself and family
during our sad bereavement Of hus-
band and father.
Mrs. Ross FRANTz,
West Creek.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13
Faith is turning the face toward Goo
The Good and Just Reasons.

There are three reasons why mothers
prefer One Minute Cough Cure: First;
it is absolutely harmless; Second, it tastes
good-children love it; Third, it cures
Coughs, Group aud Whooping Cough
when other remedies fail. Sold by r.
G. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-07-13

Virtue becomes a vice as soon as you
are vain of it.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
ORIGIN OF LLOYD'S.
Humble Beginning of E1rope's Great
Maritime Agency.

Humble Beginning of Earope's Great
Maritime Agency.
Two centuries ago q man who had
cargo to send to the Mediterranean
contrived to get rid Of some OF the risk
by inducing a friend to take an interest
with him. 1t was necessary to write
out statement of contract to which
the guarantnrs subscribed. This was
the first underwriting. These two men
happened to be freQuenters OF I.ioyd's
coffee house in London, which was a
favorite place for the merchants of the
town to gather to discuss business or to
gossip.
Others Immediately saw the advan-
tage OF the scheme which their col
leagues had devised, and on the next
voyage the risk was parceled out
among a larger number OF the patrons
OF the coffee house
Out of this small beginning has
grown the great European maritime
agency, still bearing the name OF the
humble coffee house proprietor, and
which not only writes risks on vessels,
but rates them and publishes their ar
rivals ut every port the world over, no
matter how small or how remotely sit.
uated.-From THE Annals OF the
American Academy"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
A SCHOOLGIRLS DECISION.
Different, IL Might Have Changed the
Worlds History.

Different, IL Might Have Changed the
Worlds History.
when Charles Wesley, one Of the
founders Of MethOdism, was at school
a gentleman Of the same name intro
duced himself by letter to the boys
father and declared his intention Of
making Charles his heir" says a writ
er. From that time forth the bene-
factor discharged the boys liability at
school and behaved as the handsomest
Santa Claus all the year round. After
some years the incognito asked the boy
IL he would accompany him to Ireland
Charles eventually decided against 60
ing. The stranger went his way alone
In Ireland he struck up an acquaint-
ance with a person who adopted his
name Of Wesley. or Wellesley, became
the first Earl of Mornington, GRANDPA
ther Of the Marquis of, Wellesley and
OF the Duke Of Wellington. Had
Charles Wesley accompanied his bene-
factor to Ireland there had been no
Methodist church, British India might
still have been menaced by foes, even
IL it remained British at all; Napoleon
would never have met his Waterloo,
and England might have become an
appanage Of France. All this turned
upon the decision Of a schoolboy."
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
LETTER TO w. L. kAWL.
BATESbURG, s. c.

Deaa Sir: What is lumber worth?
Depends on the lumber" YOU say
"what sort do you want?"
That's ha some people talk about
paint. They ask "What'll you paint
my house fOr?"
The Yankee answer Is: "How do you
want it painted? One coat? two coats?
three coats? first-class or cheap?"
The proper answer is; 81 want the
best paint put on as it ought to be-,
That's Devoe; but the usualanswer Isl:
II want a good job; but | want it cheap.
Which means: want you 10 paint it
for nothing. want to be fooled.
Lead-and-oil is the costliest paint
there is: not the best; it used to be
best. Devoe is best, since zinc came
in; Devoe lead-apd-zinc.
Zinc toughens the lead and doubles
its wear.
zinc costs no more than lead; and
we grind by machinery.
We have no patent ON zinc; but no.
body else is treating it right. Devoe
is your paint. Yours truly
f. w. DEVOE & co.
P.S. TimmOns Bros. sell our paint.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
POINTED PARAC RAPHS.

Let the boastful man have his own
way. He won't listen TO you anyway.
The only way to tell love story. aft
er all. is in kindness and good cooking
1t is TOO late to congratulate some
people after they have been married as
long as a week.
A great many people have con
sciences that would require an alarm
clock 10 wake up.
Artificial roses never appear to Sc
poor an advantage as when they bloom
on u girls checks.
Come TO think OF IL, II you hate any
one don't you hate his laugh more than
anything else about him?
A pessimlst Is one who sees the time
ahead when he will break with n friend
and therefore tells the friend nothing.
An optimist sees only eternal friend
ship and tells the friend Oll.-Atchison
Globe
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
SPIDER SILK.


NJ Wonderful Strength, Elastfedty
aad Lasting Quality.
The astronomer after the experience
OF many years has found that the spi-
Oar fusnAshes the only thread which
can be successfully used in carrying
on his work. writes Ambrose Swazey
I'm the Scientific American.
The spider lines mostly used are from
one-ffth to one-seventh of th0usandth
Of an inch In diameter, and. I'm addition
to their strength and elasticity, they
have the peculiar property of with
standing great changes OF Temperature,
and often when measuring the sun
spots. although the heat is SO iixtense
as to crack the lenses of the mickome-
ter eyepiece. yet the spider lines aresnot
n the least injured
The threads OF the sllkworm, al
though Of great value as a commercial
product, are SO coarse and rough com
pared with the silk OF the spider that
they cannot be used in such istru-
ments.
Spider lines. although but a fraction
Of a thousandth of an inch in diameter,
are made up Of several thousands Of
microscopic streams OF fluid, which
unite and form a single line. and it is
because Of this that they remain true
and round under the highest magnify
ing power.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
A Factory Chanel.

For more than half a century the
LACE manufacturing firm OF Messrs.
Thomas Adams 4 Co, Nottingham,
England, have insisted on all their
work people, who number some hun
dreds Of both sexes, attending short
service each morning prior to commenc-
ing their days work. The firm have q
large chapel underneath their ware
house, with an excellent organ, while
the choir, composed of their own en-
pioyees, is one that would do credit to
many OF our leading places OF worship.
A local clergyman attends each morn
ing for the service. which usually lasts
about half an hour. and q sermon is
preached three times q week.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
EDiSON'S TRIUMPH.
An Incident In the Great inventor
start In Life.

An Incident In the Great Inventsr's
Start In Life.
DIR. Norvin Green, for many years
president of the Western Union Tele-
graph company, once said that but
for the dullness Of himself and his as
sistants Thomas A. Edison might nev.
er have obtained the confidence and
support Of the great corporation. Ed
ison had been trying for months to In
duce the officials to take up some Of
his inventions until they began to re-
gard him as bore.
He went to the main Office one day
and was greeted by DR.. Norvin Green
and the other officials with sneering
smiles. DIR. Green said: "Mr. Edison,
we are unable to get into communica-
ton with Albany, and n large amount
Of important business is in peril.
suppose that since you know more
about telegraphy than all OF the rest
Of us combined you can locate the DIFF
iculty."
ss.Sf the ness siif
tone or not, he quietly answered, II
can locate 1t inside of two or three
hours, SIR
DR.. Green and the others laughed out
have now fully demonstrated that you
are crank"
Edison never smiled or addressed a
word TO the speaker, but looked ut DR..
Green and said, III i locate this diff
Guilty in two or three hours, will you
take up my inventions and give them
honest consideration
Yes, WILL" said DR.. Green, "and l
will do it il you succeed in two days"
1t was very simple thing, and yet
Edison vas the only one who had the
comprehensive mind to think OF 1t in
stanuy. He did not tell them for many
years afterward how he accomplished
the feat but be did ii inside OF one
hour,
Edison went 10 the main offices,
where he was known as an expert op-
orator, and called up Pittsburg. He
asked for the best operator there nam
ing him, and then told the Pittsburg
man to call up the best man at Albany
and direct him to telegraph down the
line toward New York as far as he
Coulu duu EcpOTt uiCh " EulSOu US SOOu
as possible Inside of an hour Edison
had this telegram:
Il can telegraph all right down to
within two miles Of poushkeepsie. and
there Is trouble with The wire there"
Edison went back TO the Office Of the
president and 2ravely announced that
If train should be sent TO Poughkeep-
sic with materials for the work they
Y9uld find break in the line just two
miles on the other side OF Poughkeep-
sic and could repair T. that afternoon.
They begged him to tell how he had
found ii out and he replied:
by knowing more about telegraph
ing than all OF you pu- together, as DIR.
Green has said"
They located the break, repaired II,
and DR.. Green took up Edison's inven-
tons. and that was Eds on's great start
in life.-Youth's Companion.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
LOW EXURSION
RATE VIA SOUTH
ERN RAILWAY
10 THE FOLLOWING POINTS.

nor springs. VA.-Southepn
Hardware :TobbcrS Association June
IL Q. 1908 Rate ONE FIRST CLASS
GA e plus - cents for round "trip:
tickets ON sale June ,. 1, ), final linn
il June 18th, lG0j
TORONTO. ONT: Account Inter
nati"nai sunday school Convent
June 20th.21tb. 1908: Rlte one fare
plus 80 cents for roGnd trip from all
points in SoHtE Caroline. Tickets on
sale June ~. 20, -. 23rd, final limit
can be obtained by depoSiting tIekat
with Joint Agent and upon payment
fee 81 .Or
Il. w. HUNT,
division Passenger Agent,
Charleston, >. c.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
Dog Anneunce. Cro..inx..

blind man and n spaniel dog lead.
ing him with the aid of chain furnished
q curious sight on Chestnut street the
other day. Pedestrians looked OH in
amazement, and many followed the
blind man and his friend to see if any
thing curious would happen when they
reached q street crossing. Strange
enough, the dog barked when the curb
stone was reached and in that way in
formed the blind man that he should
be careful and step dowp.-Phila delphis
Press
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
ShAf,esbury's Retort.

When member OF a church congress
at Manchester argued that the iutro-
duction or the custom OF cremation
would endanger belief in the resurrec
ton of the dead the reply of Lord
Shaftesbury silenced any further doubt
when he asked, What, then, has be.
come OF the holy martyrs who were
cremateS"'
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

Teacher-Johny, what makes you so
stul at arithmetic?
Jobny-lt comes natural, guess;
I've Ofteu heard pa say that ma could
not put two and two togetber.-De.
t:oit Free Press.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
CLEAR for AcIion.

When the body is c'eared for action;
by DIR. Kings New Life Pills, you can
tell it by the bloom OF health on the
cheeks; the brightness OF the eyes; the
lirmneSs Of the flesh and muscles; the
b0uyancy Ct the mind. Try them. At
G. ). Harris, + h. Gunter, Timmons
Bros. and CroSSon Drug Store OF
Leesville. - cents.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
HIS Paying Powers.

Old Gotro1-I don't think much Of
that young Dudeleigh who poses as
parlor ornament around here occasion
ally. Pretty Dsughter-Why, pa, he
paws me the loveliest compliments. Old
Gotrox-Yes, and that's all he was sys<
kpovpsts.pAHxsoSfar as / can learn, -
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

Wife-Henry, dear! Husband-weIl!
Wife-l want to make bargain with
you. II you will let me have f2 this
afternoon l will let you do f3 worth
OF grum bling about my extrava gance.
london Tit Bits.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

The reason" said Uncle Thomas.
''that some stupid men get along bet
ter than some smart ones is that they
don't keep talkin' all the time and
maxim enemies"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
Hoping He Won't Find IL.

THAT mans always looking for
work"
Yes, that's what he says, but he's
one OF those people who go round with
snow shovel in July and q pitchfork
in January"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

"Does that man speak in his Official
capacity?"
Certainly not" answered Senator
Ssrgum. HE invariably speaks i'm
siotiicial incapacity. Washington
Star.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
THAT BEAUTIFUL GLOSS

comes from the varniSh in Devoe'S
NarniShh Floor Paint: costs Z cents
more a quart though. Sold by
Timmons Bros.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26
Hereditary.

Mrs. Mcguire -'Tis Mary Ann O'Reil.
ly thot's tn foine pianny player intoire-
ly! Mrs. Clancy -Shure, an' TO won.
dher! Isn't her Uncle Barney a pianny
er?-Judge.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

Let no man talk OF freedom until he
is sure be can govern nhlmseif.-Goethe.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

mo, can't afford to work for S., 900
year"
Cant. And why not?''
"Becaue it would be too good a
thing for my creditors. They'd take
1T all away from me."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

Fond Mother = Tommy, darling, this
is your birthday. What would YOU
like best?
Tommy (after moments refiection)
i think should enjoy seeing the
baby spanked New Yorker.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

"Selr-opinionated? Well, l should
say he is. | never met anyone SO dog
matte"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-05-26

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