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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
With the Long Row.
-s'Rys n.tsrs's w.fts. saoea ieay a Il slass.~

nNE Of the happest incidents Of the inaugural parade
was the large and enthusiastic marching delegation
Of baby carriage manufacturers. 5.
The nightly catfght shows that, matter whether it
was robin you no. the backyard nightingale is with
again. -..,. ..,s s...ss 60 49,.
The bicycle scorchers' are creeping down the street
again Before the automobile shot the street. all used
to think the scorchers quick.
How would you like to a dandelionf Z: ~.s*
Our new automobile ''the Yellow PERIL has record of
four children and baby carriage
March came in like lamb, but look to the lion
taking nibble of the bit later on in the month
NA$
Mrs Van Aleu- one of the 400 has made the discovery
that auburn hair go together Mrs. Van Aliens
theory that flaming tresses usually thatch tor
submated intellect is based the fact that so
little red hair where are gathered Tor sheer
diversion whereas there is plentiful proportion of sunset
locks in all assebages devoted to feast OF reason Ii
you think this isn't So you want to try to give the red
headed girl the laugh and if don't get something
rather brainy in reply.
The Medical society Of New York is finally taking action
against Of the quacks that nfes all cities OF any SIZE
detective sent around to "Doctor Mayfeld 8
office and took his "treatnent It that Mayfeld
calls himself cdr Koch Of Berlin and hence is strong
tuberculosis In affidavit Mrs. Cook states that she
called the office Of Mald who stated that he Pro-
lessor KOCH and after cursoy examination declared that
she in the first stages Of consumption and had reached
him Just in time to be saved.
Mrs. Cook consented to take treatment The doctor
called attendant to turn No. IT, and the patient
was left herself which appeared to be equipped
with process for supplying oxygen After few mo-
she taken into another and allowed to take
several long breahs in front Of mposingooking
chine. This concluded the office treatment
would have to be remarkably strong in whom
the would have found the OF
and proceed her life The practices of
of quac the profession made the ordinary doctor feel
like prescribing for few Of them Phoebe E. Jacksons Min
eral Compound. A j. r,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
What
Proverb
Does This
Picture
Represent?
eighth Week Series.)

To the four persons sending in the
most nearly correct and most original
ly prepared solutions Of illustrations
representing proverbs, appearing in
The Journal this week, will be given
cash prizes as follows:
First Prize. ..$3. Second Prize. 50.
Third Prize. 81. Fourth Prize. 81
One illustration will appear in The
Journal each day this week except
Saturday, and all answers must be in
The Journal office by 8 am, Wednes-
day, March Is.
Contestants must send in all five
solutions together at the end of the
week. Do not send them in each day
if you want them to be considered for
prizes.
All answers must be upon Journal
blanks, printed with each Proverb
Picture. Only one answer allowed on
each blank, but any person may send
in as many Sets Of answers as de-
sired.
Prize winners in last weeks con-
test will be announced in Wednes-
days Journal.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
What the Market Af0yds.
& PINACH, 40 cents a peck. Il
- Hubbard squashes, Is to 20 cents.
Lettuce, two punches for cents.

There many modes Of cooking spinach all Of which
good but the following French puree Of the BEST
Pick and wash half peck of spinach and cook fifteen
twenty minutes in sailed water until tender Press
thru sieve Melt half cupful Of water in
pan and put in the spinach mixing WE'LL then sprinkle
it large tablespoonful Of flour. Add third Of cup Of
cream, stir we'll, let to the boiling point and serve
Instead of using the the yoks Of two eggs may be
stirred in after the dish has been taken off the fire. Sorre
half and half mixture Of spinach may pre-
pared in the way.
What Americans called mashed vegetables are called
purees French cookery French cooks make purees of
green and dried peas BEANS enls celery chcor squash
pumpkin, turnip carrot, potato ETC. puree sieve
rather and strongly made thru which it compare
lively easy to press the vegetables but the vege
ables like SQUASH tunps and carrots rubbed thru
coander they have smooth flesh that only needs
breaking up
All that is needed for the completion Of Of these
to dress them rather richly with butter and
The potato needs the addition Of hot milk, it
dry without PURGE Of peas may be peas
and should be seasoned by boiling with the peas bundle
parsley and chves If the latter obtanable onion
will answer. The rule for the sorrel spinach puree
will for celery chicory with the addition Of
larger quantity of and teaspoonful Of vinegar
Turnips and carrots may be mixed in puree.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07

seriously Ill, an apo
plectic fit, perhaps
he fed in rapid
pursuit Of a physi-
clan.
" Meanwhile a dirty
paw slipped eau
tiously thru under
: the old stool, and
dexterously loosened
a rope, caught in a
slipknot aroun d
Robinson's feet, the
next minute it dis
appeared with a
swish, and when the
breathless Harlow
returned, Robinson
was sitting up try
ing to get the dirt
out Of his mouth
and eyes, and in do
ing so wiping long
streaks Of blood and
CRIME across his
face. His mind was
perfectly clear. He
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
The School Board Reue@s It's Y0tth
BY KATE E. THEW.

D absorbed had Mr.. Harlow and Mr.. Robinson
become in their youthful "reminiscences that
the casual meetings under the old shed be-
came regular appointment. After serious
school matters were discussed, they in
variably fell to digging down into the follies
Of +hoi,. uouth
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
FISH AND OIL OF RHoDIUM.

tTHE oil Of rhodum is supposed to have strange arac
ton for fish, said angler ''Ths oil costs So for
tiny vest-pocket vial Nevertheless the most poverty
stricken of bait fishermen won't hesitate to buy it when he
wants to make big haul Of fish. 81" @~E-
ct believe that the oil Of rhodm fish
other natural bait will do believe that with drop
Of oil Of rhodiu his worm, angler increase his
catch Of fish skiold sevenfod. The fact u.s. have had
pretty good indirect proof that this is =. ."
1.-THE mysterious oil of rhodum has in the oil Of cumin
mysterious brother You have heard of horse-tamers-of
those strange who in few minutes will danger
es and ungovernabe nag gentle and tractabe lap
dogs WE'LL is said that these tame their horses with
oil Of rhodium and oil Of cumn sprnkled their fingers
They let the horse sniff the two oils and the animals
erocy goes out Of it, and becomes quiet and kindly
instant.'
@ TO RENovATE WORN OUT PEN.
''M PEN is spoiled and have other,'' said the
The machnist happened to be in the Office and he took
the pen and held the gas jet for thirty seconds
You make old pen good new,'' he said,
s'by holding it flame like this for half minute and
afterwards dipping it in cold water.' =
He dipped the hot pen cold water spoke and it
sizzled slightly. ~>.<"- ..%.l -. -~>@,., ). III
'ENow try it." he said.
The bookkeeper tried the pen and exclaimed oyously
BY George it's good again. I'll remember
this trick =
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glared at Harlow GROUND ~ 49,.
"Dang it, Harlow, to desert fellow that way"
"Why-' stammered his FRIEND IT thought"
eyes, you thought I'd broken my wooden leg, only
don't happen to have anyand doctor! Why, you're the
limit yes sir the limit couldn't with that head of yours
that some boy-yours, probaby-was at the bottom of
this.' .*'.~'. T..
Harlow stood in amazed thought great light breaking
in upon him. .~:>
"Wel,' he said, reoicingy, eve didn't put 'em on
to it, - ".o. 49,
"Nope," growed Robinson 1--WE ddn t; not this one
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07

gentlemen you have the pack Of
your eyes, and the ashes placed inside the box myser
ousy transformed itself into rabbit which, turn disap
peared into space. will ask this gentleman
the card he selected when it will at appear my hand
Now, sir, what cards did YOU select from the pack?
Giles vho has been following the trick most ntently)
Blessed if recolect Punch.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07

eating this gang of commercial highway.
men, known as the beef trust. to the end
that the public may be fully Informed as
to the sources of their enormous profits
and foundations of their colossal fortunes
and the means, instruments and agree
ments by which for a generation they
have robbed both the purchaser and the
consumer, to the end that legislation pro-
tecting both may be intelligently devised
and that the light Of publicity, the light
which Is destructive to combinations and
trusts, may be thrown upon the operations
of this vicious and ubiquitous conspiracy.
Want Open Hearings.
Chanute, Kan, March THE adj
visory board of the Kansas Oil Pro-
ducers' association will forward to
President Roosevelt a vigorous protest
against the rules for the Standard Oil
Investigation as announced by Commits
sioner Garfield.
The producers will ask for open hear
ings. They say they are willing to
have their witnesses cross-examined by
the Standard Oil attorneys and they
desire similar privilege in regard to
| the trust witnesses.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
TO RENovATE A WORKOUT PEN.
JEWELS SET IN GLOVES.

s. GLOVE set with pearls and diamonds-do you think
& n that would suit her? asked the jeweler.
1t might" said the young . IT. rather odd
conceit, tho; rather bizarre, isn't tq''
ssIts all that said the eweler ''All that, more
It's French Importation Cleo de Merode, king Of
Belgium little FRIEND introduced it. She sorry that
gloves hid her rings she put rings her gloves
Tn all music halls Of Paris all the cafe concerts all the
boulevard restaurants will today jewels
their gloves At least that what tie glover says who
sent these sample ewestudded gloves me- You don It
think the young lady would for them9 Taste too quiet
!, EN- Then let me show you these wrist Watches,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
GARFIELD REPORT
D]ISGUSTS KANSAS
Legislature Wants Roosevelt to
Put a Man With Nerve
at Trust Busting.
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Topeka, Kan, March 1.-The senate
today declared that the Garfield inves-
tigation Of the beef trust was not en-
titled to any credit, faith or confidence,
and unanimously adopted the following
resolution:
Resolved, by the senate. the house con
curing therein, that We request the pres
ident of the United States to reject thi,
report and appoint some man with ex
perience, independence and nerve tina
shall qualify him for the task of investi
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
Cwyy0s and Oddities.
"s7fe passinx strau9v
HOW THE HAVANEsE SMOKES.
Ills passing stran4si'

ttC ROM the Havanese might we'll take lesson in
smoking,' said club t'The best cigars in the
world are made Havana and the Havanese
tobacco daily than any other Hence is only natural
that he should give pointer or two
The first pointer he gives to the conservation
of flavor cigars Of the Havanese always wrapped
separately tinfo oiled paper oiled silk Thus not
single Whit of their rich and delicate escapes
Furthermore thus wrapped the cigars cleaner There is
less fear Of germs and microbes.
The second pointer regards the lighting The Havanese
doesn't light his cigar with vulgar match, for match
chars the wrapper does he candle flame spirit
lamp they would char the wrapper too On the table
lies silver dish of live wood ashes twnkng red and gold
and white and smelling wholesome. Against Of these
Goals Of wood the Havanese places the tip Of his fine cigar
and thus he gets perfect light in perfect way.
"The third pointer regards cigares No smokes
egarets than the Havanese and yet his finger tips
stained with brown stains Of nconehe has cgaret
fingers Whyq Because he holds his cigare in pair of
delicate little silver longs All the jewelers. of Havana sell
cigare tongs hold the cgaret protection for the
fingers and Of these tongs beautifully carved and
set with rich and splendid jewes'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07

''Talk about people forgetting that they
young'' said Robinson. Why these things make feel
if were boy again. -
"a boy9 Why, YOU regular kid, Sam,'' returned
Harlow He said Sam unless he wonderfully
pleased with himself II actually believe you would like
to put up trick Of your now'
Robinson smiled musingly. - -" ~-.s.
'Don't do it. Remember you on the school board
now"
Don't have to remember it all the time Hang it! It
hampers to be upholdng the dignity Of dinky
little Off, ~ ..~.
Quick fash, with smothered groan, Robinson fell
his length the ground The choking dust in his eyes
throat prevented his replying to the soctous inquiries Of
the asounded Harlow So taking granted that he
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
A String Of Good Stories.
THE M1ssUs' POOR TASTE
~ csunot fsN how the truth may 30,
I say the tale As twas said to mS.n

tt\A1HEN SIR HENRY IRVING was in New York last
w year,, said press agent, che had the cab
man drive him to and from the theater every night
''Sir Henry became fond Of this cabman. He would
discuss American politics with him, American newspapers
and American plays and players After the evenings per-
forance at the end of the drive home the venerable
and the stout and ruddy cabbyhe looking up from
the sidewalk and the other looking down from the box
would talk amaby together for fifteen minutes in
the quiet street.
Gone night the coachman told Sir Henry that the next
day his day off At this the actor put his hand in his
pocket for He had passes he found he
gave the So instead.
IF you off tomorrow night he said tcome and
see meyou and your wife Come and see in the Mer-
chant Of Venice It is considered Of my best parts
"Oh, thank you, SIR said the cabman THAT will be
treat for and her, won't tq Thank you from the bot
tom Of my heart, sir
The next night Of course, Sir Henry did not see the
caoman But the night after he at his post usual
and Sir Henry said to him. he prepared the
"'Well, how did you and your wife like me as Shy
lock?'
why the fact u.s. sir said the cabman, I'VE didn't co.
- You didn't go? Why notq' said Sir Henry.
" On account of the mssus said the cabman gently
the mssus sir, preferred the contnuous'''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
A BOLD TRICK.

A11LLIAM A. PINKERToN, the noted detective, was
w talking about the and tricks Of thieves.
ALWAYS he said, 'some thieves trick is turning
up From Of agents in Paris, heard the other day
of trick that made laugh
Te agent said that Fenchman attended one night the
Coincide Fancaise and after the performance he took
gloomy byway IN order to make short the Boulevard
Montmartre He noticed he FASTENED thru the dark
slight tug his coat TAIL but to this paid no attention.
When he reached the bright boulevard however, he found to
his great modification that tail his cawhammer coat
had been cut off,
e notified journalist of his loss the next morning
account of the odd theft appeared in the Figaro
That afternoon man in blue uniform called on him.
" come monsieur, the said, from the bureau of
police We have captured suspicious character who had in
his pocket piece of fine black CLOTH me have your
mutated coat Sir 1t the piece Of cloth fits it, will know
that we have apprehended the man who robbed you'
The other surrendered his coat and from that day to
this he heard no about it. The pretended official was
of the thief who had adopted that audacous means
Of getting the coat in order to attach puroned
tai. - -. =.
-. GOOD ADVICE.
7 HAMPTON MOORE, the new chief Of the bureau Of
y. manufacturers Of the department Of commerce and
labor is noted in Philadelphia for his perspcacitv Slim
quick bghteyed Mr. Moore has the appearance of
man OF elegance and leisure He u.s. instead Of that hard
and successful worker and in Philadelphia his advice upon
financial matters is valued highly. ~ 49,
L.. A young woman day said to Mr.. Moore: -
II have inherited $25ooo hesitate whether to invest
this in bonds which pay only per cent
or IN Zaa gold mine stocks which Is per cent What
you advise to do az.
Mr. Moore smiled. =.
eff you want to dine we'll he said "choose the gold
mine Investment But choose the other if you want
to sleep wel' '.."
p, A THOUGHT FROM NIAGARA.
Ohm JACOB ASTOR, at dinner in Philadelphia talked
- about Niagara.
Everyone who goes to Niagara he said, "hears some
absurd ridiculous and nept remark there stand and
at the falls profoundly moved unspeakaby impressed
and then, all Of sudden something said and the
effect of all that grandeur is dissipated.
''The day first Niagara, touched my arm as
looked up at those white waters turned to the man
He had the silly and smile of the confirmed Joker
It seems shame he said, to all this going te
waste
| What are you9' said I. 'An electrical engineerq'
.@' NO. he answered. "A milkman' - .- ,~-r
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-07
What Women Want to K1z0au.
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW.

MOURNING FOR CHILD.-Woud you please tell me
how mother ought to dress after the death Of her child
who 10 years old Mrs w. j. F.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-06-29
VIM. JOHNSON { SON.

that so long as the blight of these con.
ditions rests upon Pensacola, business
activity here viii be confined to sea-
sons. and our prosperity restricted to
spasmodic spurts
If every man who regards Pensacola
as his home would come to realizing
sense that at the polls all political diff
ferences should be settled; that in
business. the rule of the survival of
the fittest" cannot be overthrow by
idle backbiting; that social iealousies
should have no place in mems affairs:
that selflshness IS both sinful and
silly. that a '-klocker" is a worse
enemy to his community than a small.
pox patient; that without universal
patriotism. public spirit and civic
pride on the part Of It's citizens nc
community is entitled to expect great
ness; Pensacola woul9 speedily de
velop, as she is entitled to do, into
the commercial metropolis OF the
south. the greatest seaport south OF
the nations metropolis, the most ia
vored winter and summer resort known
to the American tourist
w. c.. JONES.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-06-29
PROGRAM.

At 4:30 p. m.-Hon- W. a. Blon,.
Jr.. will deliver an address on bsb.I,
OF the Order Railway Conductors y,
ter which prizes will be awarded
/ bat and ball donated byO.R
so yards foot race; Gays under :,
years.
L album donated by o. RC-;a
yards foot race; girls under Il ye,r,
At 5 o'clock sharp-prize dance n,
children under II years.
1 pair slippers donated BY ORC
Best girl dancer undo. Y yearS
I bottle fruit juice donated byyI
Fauria-Best boy dancer under !,
years.
Prize dance-at 9 O'Clock Sham
umbrella donated by John Whi-s
Best gentleman dancer.
1 parasol donated by Green { VA,
son-Best lady dancer.
1 hat donated by VIM. johnson 4
Son-Most popular Fireman
SIS guitar donated BY Clutter Nus,,
House-Most popular man al picnic
l hat donated by W. J. & B. F.rb.s
Most popular fiagman on grounds
B. L. E Button donated By o. z
C.-Most popular engineer on grouu5s
o. R C. Button donated By o. r
C.-Most popular conductor on ground
Rocker donated by Marston & Quini
VIII be raffled on TO most pOpulal
and best looking young lady ON grount
for benefit of Old Ladies' Home.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-06-29
WHATLSTHE NATTER
WITH PENSACOLA?
Secretary w. G. Zones Of THE CbamberI
of Commerce Offers Some Suggest
ions for Ciy's Future.

ayers of the Louisville and Nashville
Railroad Company and induced them
to establish here terminal facilities
for their systems export business.
Likewise, nature favored Pensacola as
a convenient point for the conduct or
the naval stores business. and when
the exhaustion of pine forests conugu-
Gus TO other southern ports forced the
issue, the naval stores operator sought
Pensacola and located here
Pessimism is to me despicable, but
Notwithstanding this, | maintain that
there is no foundation, save in COPY
dreams and the silver tinted clouds
OF summer time, for the optimism now
affected in certain quarters here; and
that unless there is speedily inaugu-
rated some diyersification In our in
dustriaI system. those who are hit
ting the pipe" will awake as cripples.
and the delusive clouds of summer
time" viii be dissipated into the the
realms Of space.
What Pensacola needs even more
than she requires additional railroad
facilities, is the development OF the
latent resources which nature has be-
slowed upon her; the establishment
within her gates of numerous manu-
facturies; the fostering of agricultural
pursuits in the country surrounding;
the provision of hotel accommodations
which would attract men OF means,
who, when they have witnessed for
themselves natures profiigate endow-
ments here, and have enjoyed the de-
Lights of our. Incompatible climate.
! would readily invest their capital with
us; and meanwhile. keep everlasting
f, " at it," advertising to the outside
world that Pensacola Is on the map
i and more. city with more natural
! advantages, susceptible of easier de
I yelopment, than are enjoyed by any
other community On the Gulf seabord
venture there is not a man who
reads these lines that will take issue
with me on any of the above PROPOSE
tons; but when | nave suggested q
means of realizing what will be ad
mitted as necessities to our own pro
gress and prosperity. multitude OF
dSssenters will materialiZe to combat
my suggestions And why?
I have given the question great
deal of earnest thought, have studief
| the characteristics of Pensacolians
from every standpoint, and the ineyi
table result has been one conclusion
viz: There are more business ant
social jealousies. there are more 20
litfcal feuds, there are fewer genu
dnely public spirited men; there is
more stiffness; there Is less patriot
ism and civic or home PRIDE; AND
! there are more knockers" in Pensa
| ooyo fbop in ouu frn rssfas ~ liz
/ population on the American continent
/ To the most superficial student o
/ town promotion 1t must be obvious
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-06-29
Greatest Event Of Season
kupfrian' S Park,
Friday, June 80, at 3p.n
Blue Ribbon and Grey John

Those who had the pleasure Of SCI
ing the last race between these 10
fast horses viii only need to hoE
what day the race is billed 70 b.
there. The managers have spared 70
expense to make it pleasant for he
crowds that win be there to Eitles:
the fastest harness race that has ever
been pulled on in Pensacola Tie
underbrush has al been cleared sEsy,
80 the patrons can see the horses al
the way round from start 10 finish
The track has been put in the beS
possible condition and you can lOok
for some Of the fastest heats eTa
seen on this track THERE WILL
BE MUSIC IN ATTENDANCE Ths
management has secured the services
Of Professor h.nkiey, with bis tigA
rope and slack wire performance
which win be free to the people and
entertain them from 8 O'Clock I'll he
race starts at O'Clock.