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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-11-07
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The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-09-22
LIKE FINDING MONEY

Finding health is like finding
money-so think those who are sick.
When you have a cough, cold, sore
throat, or chest irritation, better act
promptly like W. G. Barber, of Sandy
Level, va. He says: II had terrible
chest trouble, caused by smoke and
coal dust on my lungs: but after find
ing no relief in other remedies, I was
cured by DR.. Kings New Discovery
Tor Consumption, Coughs and Colds.o
greatest sale OF any cough Or lung
medicine in the world. At Boone,s
drug store: soc. and s1.oo, guara
Trial bottle free
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1905-09-22
BILLS WORRY
CITY COUNCIL.

Monday nights regular council
meeting was devoted almost alto
1gether to the discussion of bills, al
though it was Il O'Clock before tn,
august body adjourned. Many thing.
about the bills presented against tn.
city seemed peculiar to the cit,
fathers and in several cases they de
cided that the city was not obligated
The eouncilmen present were ODER
Wallinder, Mcintyre, Golf and Mac
| Kenzie.
Councilmen Wallinder, McIntyre ane
Mackenzie had been appointed as
committee to assist the city engineel
in formulating plans for tie parking
Of the tract along Main street from
First avenue to Fourth avenue and
these appointments were confirmed
Upon threat Of the WIS. Mott company
Of Minneapolis to put it's account
for sl03.62 against the city in the
hands Of an attorney, the council
allowed its bill and ordered it paid
The material involved by the bill con
sisted Of chemicals ordered by the
chief Of the fire department., and the
account had been held up owing to a
difference Of opinion as to it's value.
The bill Of J. x. Bramble against
the city for office rent was decided by
the council to be a personal affair
between the claimant and City Attor-
ney Hammond. The city attorney
said that he knew nothing about the
debt.
Simon Pepin presented a bill for
destruction Of frame structure on
the south end Of lot No. 4 in block 5,
facing ON First street, torn down by
the fire department to check the
flames in the big fire of September g.
The building was most surely and
certainly RACED, but the council did
not appear inclined to believe it in
cnmbent upon the city to pay for the
demolition. The bill was referred to
the committee on finance and rests
there.
IF Simon Pepin doesn't get meat
until he collects that bill he will be-
come a sure enough vegetarian the
council was advised by the city
attorney.
The bill of SIS of James Potter for
at the "McLaughlin fire.
was disalloWed.
After recess, Councilman P. J.
Mcintyre reported:
1.-THE Pepin and Bramble bills are
hung up and, we guess, will stay hung
lp.'
A bill Of several city officials for
ffice supplies, also, was hung up"
Upon motion Of Councilman Oberl
+ was decided by the council to in
truct Fire Chief West to hereafter
etail members OF the force In re-
pectlye turn to watch smouldering
res, with notification that no extra
ay would be allowed.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
If YOU ARE A WOMAN
What Mrs. Ford Says Concerning Or.
Williams Pink Pills will Surely
interest You.

1T wish I could help other women get
rid of certain physical troubles as COM
pletely as I have succeeded i'll getting
rid of mine," said Mrs. B. B. Ford, of
Pushmataha, Miss, recently. "You
know" she continued, "that a woman's
health depends chiefly on the regu-
larity of just one function. If she
fails to keep that properly regulated she
has no end of physical misery. l suf-
fered from that one cause for two
wretched years, during one Of which I
was kept III bed all the time. 1 tried
medicines enough to cure any illness,
but nothing gave me the slightest bene-
fit until began using DR.. Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People. They cured me-
Why, 1 was suffering all the time prac-
tically from sickness Of the stomach,
dizziness or swimming i'll my head and
pain in my back. Now / am entirely
free from discomfort of that sort. am
not only able to keep OIL my feet, but to
do my work as a teacher, and to enjoy
the pleasures that come through the
possession of sound health.
"Within three weeks after beginning
the use Of DR.. Williams Pink Pills ex-
perienced such relief that 1 knew they
must be adapted to the needs of my case.
After using them for short while longer
/ became and have since remained a
we'll woman, and the reason why is SIM
ply that took Dr. Williams Pink Pills
These pills make uterine action reg
ular and painless, Danish headaches, Ian
guor, nervousness, create appetite, pro-
mote digestion, put color i'll the COM
plexion, build up strength and health.
Every woman should send to the DR..
Williams Medicine Company, Schenec-
tady, NY, for valuable booklet, en-
titled "Plain Talks to Women" 1t will
be mailed free in sealed envelope to the
address of any applicant DR.. Williams
Pink Pills are sold by all druggists.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
OLD FASHIONED FARE
hot Biscuits, GriddIe-Cakes, Pies and
Puddinus

Ihe food that made the fathers
strong is sometimes unfit for the chill.
dren under the new conditions that
our changing civilization is constantly
bringing in. One of Mr. Bryans neigh.
bOrs in the great state of Nebraska
writes:
Il was raised in the South. where
not biscuits, griddle-cakes, pies. and
puddings are eaten at almost every
meal, and by the time 1 located in
Nebraska L found myself a sufferer
from indigestion and it's attendant
ills-distress and pains after meals
an almost constant headache dull
heavy sleepiness by day and sleep.
lessness at night, loss of flesh. impair.
ed memory, etc., etc.
was rapidly becoming incapaci
lated Tor business, when valued
friend suggested a change in nv diet
the abandonment of heavy, rich stuff
and the use of Grape-Nuts food 7 fol
lowed the good advice and shall al
ways be thankful that 1 did so.
Whatever may be the experience
or others, the beneficial effects of the
change were apparent in my case al
most Immediately. My stomach.
which had rejected other food for so
iong' TOOK TO Grape-Nuts most kindly:
In day or two my headache was
gone began to sleep beautifully and
before week was out the scales
showed that my lost weight was com
ing back. My memory was restorod
with the renewed vigor that 7 felt in
BODY and mind. For three years now
Grape-Nuts food has kept me in prime
condition, and 1 propose it shall for
the rest of my days
And by the way, my 21b wear old
baby is as fond of Grape-Nuts as am
always insists on having it. It keens
her as healthy and hearty as thew
make them" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Creek, Mich There's a
reason
read the little book "The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. ~
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
NEW THEORY OF THE CREATION.
According to This, Adam Was De-
siuncd as a FiIterer.

Many reasons have been assigned
for the creation of man, and many the
uses to which he has been put; but it
was reserved for a woman to discover
that our first parent was designed as a
filterer.
The Sunday school in the parish Of
st. M. was called to order by the gen.
tie, genial pastor. The lesson was
from Genesis which the busy, bustling
wife of the parson expounded to a
class of sixteen-year-old girls in the
following manner:
"You see, girls, by closely studying
the text, that by every natural and d.
vine law woman is mans superior. In
the beginning the Almighty made man
out of black dirt, there being no better
material lying round. After the divine
essence was breathed into man, the
Creator found a substance good enough
for the creation of woman. Eve was
strained through Adam, the latter be-
ing used as a filterer, so to speak.
When woman is wicked it is an indi-
cation that some of the gritty black
particles of the original old Adam
have escaped in the process Of filtra-
ton. For woman in comparison with
man is as the purest, whitest diamond
dust to the blacklist dirt"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
MINDS 1RoADENED BY TRAVEL.
Forming Of Intelligent Companion
ships One of the Chief Benefits.

ships One Of the Chief Benefits.
Among the pleasures and profits OF
intelligent travel are the companion
ships one forms. The welI-poised
traveller is never afraid to make new
friends. He soon learns to read hui
man nature sufficiently to know whom
TO trust, and one cannot travel, ever
to very limited extent, without meet
Ing many people well worth knowing
The little home circle is delightful
and often helpful, but the viewpoints
and opportunities of our fellow citi
zens are so nearly identical that ou1
next-door neighbors are not apt tc
furnish as profitable friendships as
persons we meet whose environments
are different, and who have, perhaps
mad a wider range of opportunities
and seen more of the things worth
while, which are the heritage of the
traveller.
When the man who is familiar with
the East meets the man who has learn
ed the great story of the West, the
conversation is pretty apt to be worth
listening to.-Four-Track News
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Picture Did Its Work.

When the University Of Idaho was
about to be opened fifteen years ago,
one OF the applicants for position as
instructor was New England school
ma'am of uncertain age She inclosed
with her application a photograph of
herself on which was written: please
return when it has done it's work"
me secretary of the board, a some
what humorous English physician, in.
oorsed on the back: ''It has done it's
work." and returned it Immediately.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
EngIand's "Bridqe of siohs. ;"

ISOLATED with the suspension bridge
which crosses the Avon at Clifton has
led to the famous structure being
called England's Bridge Of Signs. At
high tide the famous structure towers
$50 feet above what Southey describes
as the Avon's liquid mud and gutter
like bed and ever since the bridge
was opened, now about forty years ago
1T seems to have a fascination for the
morbid.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
River of Genuine Ink.

Algeria has river of genuine ink
caused by the joining of two streams
one of which comes from an iron re-
glon, while the second stream flows
from peat swamp. On meeting. tn
acid of one stream blends with tb
iron solution of the other. and inlx :
the result
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Ask Your NeIghbors.

Gelatt, Pa, Nov. 9Th Especially
Mrs. H. w. Stems, we'll respected
resident of Gelatt, tells in convincing
words, what Dodd's Kidney Pills have
done for her. She says:
L was a great sufferer from Rheu-
matism, caused through my Kidneys
being out of order | was subject to
1T for years. 1t would take me with
out warning, and while the attack
lasted 1 was SO lame I could not get
around. So l had to send for Dodd's
Kidney Pills. l took them for three
days, but didn't feel much benefit. but
on the fourth day l noticed a great
change, the lameness in my back was
gone, and the pains I used to suffer
were less. | kept on with Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and now l am glad to say
| have no lameness nor pain of any
kind. [ feel as if l didn't know what
rheumatism was. l shall never be
without Dodd's Kidney Pills in the
house, and bless the day first heard
of them.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Well Instructed.

Her head rested on his shoulder and
her little hand lay confidingly in his.
,"Tell me, Alfred" said the happy
maiden, how you ever came to pick
me out as the girl you wanted to
marry"
We'll, Dora," replied the ecstatic
young man, in a gush of confidence,
1T was mother that put me up to it,"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
An Antique Jest.

Noble, sir, who is yon
garrulous citizen who for the last
half hour hath harangued the plebs
in the forum
Peronius-"That, your lordship, is
Prognosticus, the Roman augur."
Aurelius-"In very sooth l knew
well he was some sort of bore. Shall
we libate?"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
That Was Different.

Upgardson-You're always talking
about people who accept tainted
money" from multimillionaires yet I
happen to know that you accepted
bunch OF money from one of them the
other day.
Atom-By George, old man, that
was different l won it from him OF
a bet.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Architect Had His Joka

On taking their seats for the first
time on the bench at the newly
erected courthouse at Delmerhorst
germany, the judges were much ner
eurDed to find that the architect had
ornamented the portico with the
sculptured head of fox on one side
and that of sheep on the other.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Where the Lines Were.

When he proposed" said Miss Pas
say, coyly, II tried hard not to let him
see what my feeling toward him was"
"But you couldn't deceive him eh?"
asked Miss Pepprey,
mo; he said he saw his answer in
my face"
"Ah! He read between the lines, /
suppose. "-Catholic Standard.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Mere BaqateIIe.

Mr. Wrubbernek-What does 1t cost
to raise boy?
Mr. Lotakids-Oh, I've never kent
any account OF that. But 1 could give
you some interesting figures showing
what it costs to make something out
of boy after you have raised him
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Always Wanting More.

It's possible for any one in this
country to get enough to eat ard to
wear"
For any man, yes"
eyes, or for any woman"
Nonsense! No woman ever gets
enough to wear. philadelphia Press.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
TEA
Did you ever hear of a
nervous Englishman?
They drink more tea than
we do, six to one.
TEA
Tobacco an American Plant.

Tobacco is a native American plant
ana was hrst observed on the Island
OF CUBA. 1t was used by the Ameri.
can indians before Sir Walter Raleigh
introduced it in England.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
EA

Schilling's Best is in pack
ages; never comes out of a
bin or canister.
In every package of Schllings Best Tea is a book
let: How to make Good Tea
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

oy local applications, they cannot reach the dis
easeo portion OF the ear. There Is only one way to
cure Deafness and that is by constitutional
Dea1ness Is caused by an inhamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this
supe Is Unnamed you have rumbling sound or i'm
per1ect nearing and when 1t is entirely closed Deaf
taken out and this tube rltored its normal condi
lion, nearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
put OF ten are caused by Catarrh which is nothing
out an Unnamed condition of the mucous surfaces
- we VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
peaIness caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
NY hairs Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free
Sold by Druggists 75c - o' "
rake Hairs Family Pills for constipation
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
Great Britain,s Garda.s

Great Britain is noted for Tho boo,,+v
Vi us gardens, and their up-keep
amounts to vast annual expenditure
some say to over two and a half mil
lion pOunds.-Onlooker
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
EA

tastes good and makes one
feel good besides.
Schillihg's Best is the tea.
Your grocer returns your money if you don't like
Schillings Best.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23

There are fewer nerves in
the tea-drinking countries.
Imagine a nervous Dutch
woman
Your grocer returns your money II you don't like
Schfllfn9's Best
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23

Marks of Vicious Horse.
Invariably horse is vicious whom II
mas an eye which shows the white
glancing backward.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-23
TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
HUMOROUS HAPPENINGS REAL
AND IMAGINARY.

Thought Physician Was Getting Too
PersonaI-Simple Reason for Throw
ing Stones at Cat-Hi Spry's Excuse
for Attending Circus.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-11-01

probable that such matter may.
have been admitted in the
columns Of decent newspapers
without suspicion as to it's
character or origin.
It has already been shown
how the money holders has been
used to debauch the electorate
of the nation, and now comes
the startling fact that a bogus
news service has been organized
by the Mutual Life Company
either for the pupose of doctor
ing the facts and palming this
bogus news off as genuine to
unsuspecting newspapers, or
for debauching those news
papers which may be susceptible
to such methods. In either
event it is an outrage perpetrated
upon both policy holders and
newspaper readers, and it is as
infamous a piece of rascality as
has yet been uncovered by the
investigations of the Armstrong
committee.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-11-01
Doctoring the News.

New Orleans States. Oct. 26.
The further the probe is in
serted into the secrets of the
three big mutual insurance com
panies of New York the more
scandalous do the disclosures
become. The testimony yester.
day developed the fact that the
Mutual Life Company has been
maintaining at great cost to the
policy holders. q news bureau,
the purpose of which is to color
the news sent out concerning the
investigation in order to deceive
the people.
This service, is, of course, not
to be confounded with the legiti-
mate advertising service of the
company, but it is a special news
service. organized for the pur-
pose of sending out alleged tele-
graphic news to certain news
papers. as high as a dollar q line
being paid for the news sent out
and printed favorable to the
company. It is needless to say
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-11-01
Hold Cotton for II CentSl

To the Cotton Producers of Louisiana:
1 again appeal to you to hold your
cotton firmly and not sell one single
pound of it for less than eleren cents, the
price fixed by the Southern Cotton
Association. We are sure to win this
victory and you n sure to receive
eleven cents for your cotton if you
stand by us in this fight. Do not
believe the lying bear estimates OF
the crop that have been published to
the world during the last few days.
These estimates are gotten up to de.
ceive you, to brighten you into selling
your cotton for less than its value.
You have made a very short crop and
you know it, therefore stand by the
Cotton Association and receive a fair
price for it. You owe it to your
families, to yourselves and to your
country to show your loyalty. Stop
selling now and do not sell a bale for
Is or 20 days and you will e cotton
back to eleven cents again. Then sell
only a little at a time. All the banks
in Louisiana will advance money on
advantageous terms to farmers who
want to hold their cotton and to those
who will hold l wish to say I think
they will be we'll paid for it. Many
of the banks have expressed them
selves to me as having more idle
money on hand now than they usually
have in January and seem anxious to
make loans on cotton properly stored,
and there will be no necessity for
anyone to sacrifice their cotton. /
also wish to remind you that the boil
weevil now covers two-thirds of the
State OF Louisiana. All of the rich
Red River lands being infested with
them. They are with US in alarming
numbers and we can never hope to
make another full cotton crop, there
fore we cannot afford to sacrifice what
little cotton we have made this year..
Do all you can for our Southern
Cotton Association. 1t was created
for your good and benefit and will be
of immense benefit to you if you will
! give it your support. 1 wish to thank
all of you who have given 1t. your
support, and cannot help believing
you will be well paid for it in the end.
| Stand firm for eleven cents! We are
winning; receipts show it.
PAUL M. PORTS,
President Louisiana Di, ision South
ern Cotton Association.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-11-01
THE MOST EQUITABLE WAY.

THE MOST EQUITABLE WAY.
The people of Lafayette will
soon be called upon to provide
money to pay for the right of
way of the Baton Rouge-Lafa-
yette railroad; how shall funds
be secured? Evidently the fair
est and most equitable way
would be to vote a tax. since
where all are benefited, all
should help.
In what way will all be bene-
flied? First. all will be benefited
because the building of the rail-
road will add largely to the tax
able values of the town thus
materially increasing its rev.
enues. Besides, we must not
lose sight of the fact that the
taxes paid by the railroad will in
the course of a few years pay
back the amount given them by
the tax voted, and thereafter all
taxes they may pay, will be in
the nature of a clear gain to the
town.
Second, every owner of
property will find that his
property has been augmented in
value by the building of the road,
and that to a much greater ex-
tent than the small amount he
will need to pay as his part of
the tax, and for that reason
every property owner should
willingly contribute his share
towards the expense of getting
the road.
Why will property values be
augmented? First, because, the
building IF the road will increase
the population creating a larger
demand for homes; and second,
because an increased pay roll will
make more business. The sub
stantiality of a town depends
upon it's business activity, which,
therefore. acts as the thermom-
eter of property values, and
whatever industry or acquisition
a town obtains that adds to the
volume of it's business, conse.
quently adds to it's property
values.
Wherefore, since all will be
benefited by the building of the
road the just and equitable way
TO pay for the right of way is by
2 tax which will bear proportion
ately on all, and we believe that
the value of the road to the town
is so well appreciated that no
difficulty will be experienced in
voting the tax.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-11-01
The Cane Crop.

La. Planter and Sugar Manufactures
The campaign has now been
fairly started throughout the
sugar district and the yield of
the canes in sugar is scarcely as
bad as was feared Immediately
after the rainy and warm
weather of the middle of October.
The dry and cool weather which
we have enjoyed recently has
been beneficial and the cane is
now improving in saccharine
matter and 1t can be expected to
yield better right along. We're
it not for the low prices of sugar,
the general situation throughout
the sugar district would be
called q favorable and encourag-
ing one.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-11-01
when You Have q Bad Cold

You want a remedy that will not
only give quick relief but effect a
permanent cure.
You want a remedy that will relieve
the lungs and keep e~xpectoration easy.
You want a remedy that will couil-
teract any tendency toward pneumonia.
You want a remedy that is pleasant
and safe to take.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
meets all of these requirements and
for the speedy and permanent cure Of
bad colds stands without a peer. For
sale by all Druggists.