The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-06-08
THISTLES.

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o., got 20 strofg On Il ihs, actually
had ths nerve to tell the landlord that the
foti ltaked
AT last. he said WEAKLY, I've grstiieo
N 1llle's ambition. she has a grand piano
sd 40 automobile. Now, II could only
~ I'd TO hire cook, she'd be perfectly
.srpy
Il don't suppose It would be Of any u"
10 ssk 700 TO stay 10 tea, she ssld /. b.
vss about TO depart. No, be rephec, moi
in iha, style and tone OF voice.
-Mr.. Ds yane-How Is It that didn't
see you 10 the choir last Sunday ] hope
you wefe not III. Harry nom }
can't sIrg any more. I've outgrown my
eastock. They've got 20 get boy TO ~
The cassock.
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Qao,er. Breyity Ia the foul OF wit Nc,
always, replied the observer, but 10 any
event Il /, always commendable,
Distracted Hostess 20 uacle George
who has arrived M, xpectedly during child
ren's party Oh, I'm so glad you have
come. The coriarer had engaged hasn't
lnrred up, so you'll do some tricks to
amuse the children, WON'T you
SO yon bsve read your daughters com
merc cement esssyf Yes, answered the mat.
ter Of fact father. am dumfounted. ]
can't understand how anybody who can
write 40 seusIbly and profoundly would
che W gum ard wear high heeled shoes.
Maya married man who might make
fortune Ia Handicapped because his Sife
demands too much OF bic attention. That's
right. just IS soon as fortune begins to
frt With him bis wife gets Jealous.
Il ,rusi, the new joke contributor wrote,
you may fiud something to attract you 10
this batch. Huh gruutCd the editor, J
nni an error 10 spellirg. The word 'bstch
should be 'botch.'
--Nellle-Do they have hirships In Eu'
fopet Willie guess go. At least | heard
Aunt Molly say she was going to tske
ayirg trip though there this summer
wllIe-Therc's another fellow In thu
back parlor with slst.r. Castleior W sl
/ he doing there shek ew wat coming
dot sh.f Willie-Ol, Yea But sls
begged him TO stay.
Gerald, said the young wife, noticing
toN heMlily he was ,alirg, do cook a.
val - yotr mother dldf Guald put up hi,
mauocle and stared 81 her through II. onc,
f5r ali, Ags,hr, he said, beg you will re-
member that, although may teem to be 10
reduce d circumstances now, come Of ~
old and distinguished family. Ny molhei
was not cook.
An American speeding over the eobiin'
INT Of Europe In bis automobile asked Of
his cha uf,eur, 'Whtre are Wy In Paris
.hou,ed the man al the Wheel. aud The dust
div. "Oh. never mind the detsi,sl' irriis.
bly screamed the American millionaire. y
mean shat conilneulg'
81 suppose, siln, ros that you Al,
home 200 will pitch 10 ard do a 10, Of
workf on, YES, dad. promi,td The cap
tain 81 the football team that would irsc
,ice two hour, every dsy Kicking the foot
bali kround.
Say, Iiaiker, ale you soina TO The tm'
tcsort this summer that ytu ~tnt 10 las
,ummeif No, there are to many bllls.
received about ten ,hou,Atd last summer
TN thousand Ya; tne hotel bill, ,hre'
doc,or. bliir and the re-, were mosquito
tills.
-kEoI vent 10 SIC the koke,y'
La, light and ctiY,d ourselves: hugely
Ccn-Ibe ldfs! Why, they Usually ihii
olsmslly al eaiugsitisg people. Knoll
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