The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-02-19
THROUGH THE WEEK

mere was great excitement in fhe
Miss Ruth EIdredge became Mrs. &c cha 1rI,.s
Meakin. The marriage was to have been
= secret, but some embarrassing news
town Of C,arksburg knew. The other
a etnDers %. Zoe company decided that
tney must have hacd in the celebra-
ton, and so it happened that when the
play began Miss Underwood made her
entrance to the strains OF Mendelssohn's
wedding March" played with great
spirit by an appreciative orchestra. THE
music the ovation that the audience gave
hSr, ana the great lunches of red roses
shewered upon her by the managers OF
the theatre ans members OF the COM
other ovation followed her Isst eXit
After the play came merry supper.
during which il was agreed that "se-
SLets were Tar more enjoyable when
there was a wheel of fortune that spun
so rapidly man had fairly TO grab his
rate And the swain who had CALAMITY
escorted ito fair nlaidens and thereby
learned that there is no royal road to
serenity was plunged into a more un-
settled state than ever when he snatched
at a flying parcel and on opening il.
found that
Two little maidens and one little man
Make happy family on the good old
Mormon plan
-Brr, Hate to get up; it's so coldr'
"Brr. WAat's the matter with that
udnEeu IlFe- smut the QOQF-
Brrt Hate 10 Eo out: it's so cold."
Goodness! Shut that door after you.
Morning. Jones. Isn't it cold?"
Hello. smith. Just met Jones. lie
thinks it's cod"
clad I've reached the office. Brr,
Hope there's a decent fire. We'll boys,
Is . Is T?ld smut smfp the dor d9of S,9uz
Hate 70 go home; it's SO cold. Hi.
tori coll nHTnnr
to be out Go in, and sell your papers
when it's warmer. Well. Sallie. I'm glad
Bless my life. / haven't said a word
about anything but the weather Cold
door!''
Lincoln was a fine fellow" he said.
glaring at the incompetent darky, but
Changed a few Letters in his alphabet
and given the negro the mallet-"
When 1 was married. Sarah Grive
Came to me and, says she,
you've put your age down twenty-five,
You know you're thirty-three:
Now. she's TO marry. Sarah Grive,
And / am in rage,
For I can't say. Why. sakes alive.
Here's twelve years off your age.
The only thing that comforts me
Isl didn't vote for J. L +.
"oh, what is your father. my pretty
MY fathers a farmer. sir" she said.
IF he is your father. my pretty maid,
No wonder the senate has lost it's head
VIII the cigarette war be pushed as
heartily and carried To so successful a
finish as the clean street fight was?
We are an ungrateful public. Certain
people resolve themselves into pied piper
of Hamlin and rid Us of the multitudes
Of wild animals that irfest our forests,
and we rise up and prosecute them.
To MRS BAKER
She is so beautiful that were she less
The artist we should sit beneath her spell
Breathless as is the air some Sultry noon
When Mature swOons under the ardent
suns
Too eager woOing. She is beautiful
A. morning flinging from her shining car
4 million yelIows blooms fro mfields Of
To glad the world and make it one great
Within her eyes are gIories Juno shot
At Paris. judging. when he turned his
Too blinded by earth's mists to see the
heights;
To lesser loneliness. Upon her face
Rolls the great panorama Of all joys
All griefs all yearnings- all desires. all
And from her tongue comes such mel
odious tone
home,