New-York tribune., 1905-11-10
AMONG THE SAINTS.

AMONG THE SAINTS
A young married man in St Croix
Had squaliing and bawling young boix;
He Ih tMe Would iIlp.ts sighs C @oh, I'D dear me,
This floor walking business st. Joix.'
clergyman down in St. Cloud
Met two girls who were dressed pretty loud;
r.oh. heavens. what what style;n,m yne;,s.
Don't tell me these ladies ST. Proud
A butcher who lived in st. Augustine .u
Wanted August, his son, TO bring saWoust ing
A1d they heard the man shout
NOW. why the blue blazes st. AugustipeT
A preacher who thrived in st. Joe
Was paid paid by & tin,id lid young Doe
Just for tying. the knot
ASK the beau If you think this St Soc
On train that pulled out Of xa5s st 5eh8 oon,
Those S men new We're tn t too % late
That were off and those fellows st. Ohm"
a gallant young man in St. Peter
SAID his girl was SO sweet ne could eat her;
Are more luscious than she.
-(Chicago Record-HeraId
Every three years all Chinese domiced in Siam
have TO nav a small poll When this has been
paid the collector ties string around the mans
left wrist and the knot with special Off
cial seal Tie bracelet is the Chineses receipt ana
must be worn month.
Bent Murdock was sitting in the lobby of Kan
man Jus Just home from the Grand Canyon told this
o6en sarted es ery Ray from Gn the 60
tWen3S hs bSt1om e Gt p about
down the canyon one of the horses fell breaking
h LEI ro 95 %aef of and 5de hng
na nr pR no f01d
and it out Of the question tho to heF 6aGh
who was suffering greatly tainted again and again, m
said Dd the most pathetic incident Of life After
interval one vePtured f to ask na of Ths ths
Roans Roans lady? we shot her. answered ed-1an-
sas City Star.
During q recent cold period in Switzerland thou
sands of swallows fell exhausted and half frozen,
Al Iucerne and Zurich the birds were collected anu
taken care Of by the people. When they mad SUM-
ciently recovered they shipped by train TO
italy and there set liberty to continue the mlgra-
ton southwark
Not In Her. Experience-.'This proverb,a, said said
Mrs Hiram Often over her evening paper always
What proverbs that dearT' asked her husband.
lieve there such a thing as TOO many
cooks.'-(P philadelphia Press.
T4nfoil as wrapping material is disappearing
from, use in Germany Its place is being taken by
paper coated with aluminium The aluminium is
made to adhere with spirit varnish. The paper is
cheaper than tinfon
Mrs BuggnsYou used to tell me Was aa fngsd gsd
Nj d 1n Ras esat tbst @ button up the
back.-C5 philadelphia Record
Automatic billiard tables have been invented In
Germany to do away with the services OF an at
tendant and the propretors of cafes the mems
wages. On dropping a small coin into slot tho
balls are produced automatically and at the end of
fifteen minutes they disappear from the table.
Two scotsmen turning corner came into col
Iislon The shock stunned one Of them He pulled
oY his hat and laying his hand on his brow. said:
"sc a blow, Ny heids a ringing sgain' ain Nae Mao
empty-that nak's it ring; my held dsna ring
ft "IIow could II ring, said the other, "seein'
n was aye crackitT"-tScottish American.
The country editor Is Beginning to think about
h..pinR warm in the winter. ''The Hinton (Okla-)
RECORD takes subscribers into Its confidence In
this wise: '"This otaoe has been using wood three
winters although prefer coal. but we do this
because 1t is convenient Tor some of subscribers
We will do the this year II we can get the
xood early enough. We need 1t now. but mono has
h.sn brought yet and 1t is seldom brought until
lat. In ths winter. II we get II now. while
peed IT, wo will continue 70 take wood on subscrtp-
.ion otherwise We will have to quit thu wood"
THE MAN FOR HER.
MANS made" she mused- "of dust, they say;
The man Is he
With sand enough 10 nnd a way
10 make tho dust TOR me-