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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
Are You Eneaeed7

Engaged people should remember,
that, after marriage, many quarrels
can be avoided by keeping their di-
gestions in good conditions With
Electric Bitters. S. A. Brown, of Ben
nettsvill, $. c., says: "For years, my
wife suffered intensely from dyspepsia,
complicated with torpid liver, until
she lost her strength and vigor, ana
became mere wreck of her former
self. Then she tried Electric Bitters,
which helped her at once, and finally
made her entirely well. She is now
strong and healthy" Ritter Bros.
Drug company, sells and guarantees
them, at soc BOTTLE
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
THE eLUNoeR OF ECONOMY.
Frequently There Is Wisdom in Keep.
ing Up Appearances.

Women have a good many sins laid
to their charge, and extravaganza in
dress is one OF them But there are
some instances in which this not
wholly feminine failing is commend
able. II was recently stated that in
times of financial depression men in
variably curtail their expenditure in
dress, whereas women go on arraying
themselves just as II nothing had hap
pened. This certainly counts one to
them. 1t u look like foolishness
and Needless 7NtravaganCe on the face
OF 1t. whereas it really goes a long
way toward saving a situation. Econ
omy is mistake at such times. To
begin with, appearances must be kept
up. To advertise financial depression
Is disastrous. It Is always distinctly
encouraging to have seeming evil
dences of prosperity before the eyes
Again, if everybody began cutting
down eNpen 5, as men invariably do
directly stocks fall. there would soon
be little or no money in circulation.
Clearly women are in the right-are
they not invariably so?-and men
wholly in the wrong in this matter.
Tailors and outftters answer EN-
phaticslly in the affirmative. They
droop and pine while diapers aud
modistes flourish.-London World.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
Promised Much Tor Balloon.

An English newspaper published on
June 10. 1924, contained the following
paragraph: "A DR.. Thornton has pro.
icctcd a balloon and solicited sub.
scribcrs at 10 guincas tS5oD each TO
patrUuizc his scheme. lie describes
his new vehicle - having wings and a
tail, worked by a steam engine and
mechanical powers, made to ascend
and descend at pleasure, to travel 100
miles within an hour in any direction
and to carry letters and persons to
any distance" The performance did
NOT equal the promise
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP NOTICE
Consult County Clerk or the Respective Sipn-
ers for Further information.
In the District Court. Probate Division In sad
for Cache County, State Of Utah.

Guardian sale OF real estate. Guardian
ship Estate of Merel Carr. utal, Minors
The undersigned will sell AT private sale:
An undivided one half interest in and to
the west half of the south east quarter. and
the east half of the south west quarter OF
section twenty-siN C26). township ten u0)
north range three 90 east OF the salt Lake
Meridian, containing eighty acres, on or
after the 18th. day OF September. 1906 and
written bids will be received at the residence
Of the undersigned in Millvlle, Cache Coun-
ty, Utah. Terms Of sale, ten per centum to be-
paid TO the guardian upon her acceptance OF
purchasers bid. and the remainder to he paid
upon confirmation OF the sale by the court
Elizabeth Ann Anderson.
Guardian OF the estates Of Merel Carr. etal
Minors.
Dated Sept. 18th. 1905.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30

When indigestion becomes chronic
it is dangerous. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure will cure indigestion and all
troubles resulting therefrom, thus
preventing catarrh Of the stomach.
DR.. Newbrough, of League w. Va,
says: ITO those suffering from indi-
gestion or sour stomach | would say
there is no better remedy than Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure. have prescribed 1t
for number Of my patients with good
success Kodol Dyspepsia Cure d.
gests what you eat and makes the
stomach sweet Sold by Ritter Bros.
Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
NOT READY FOR PEACE.
Mrs. 5rearIey t'ad a Parthian Shaft in
Reserve.


The usual aftcr-dinnar tin had
taken place, and Brcarlcy had cooled
down. After all, peace was good
thing and wei worth the having, and
a little mo.' or less humble-pie did
no. make nuch matter. He deter.
mind TO try woman's weak point.
dress. and looked up from his paper
Il see dresses are to be worn long
er hon usual this season." he said
genially.
But the hard line q The corners OF
her mouth We're s'll there.
We'll she bitingly observed, III
they are to be worn longer than am
compelled to wear mine, they will
have to be made Of shcetiron, that's
all"
And then they started all over
again,--lOndon TitBits.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Jasper Lennon. deceased.
Creditors will present claims with vouchers
TO the undersigned at his residence In Men
don City. in the County OF Cache and State
OF Utah. on or before the twenty-third day
OF January A. ID. 1906
Date OF first publication September Goth A.
ID. 1905
jeremiah Baker, Administrator OF the
estate OF Jasper Lennon, deceased.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate OF william Knowles, deceased.
Creditors will present claim Swith vouchers
to the undersigned at the residence OF j. G.
knowles. in Logan City. IN the County OF
Cache and state OF Utah. on or before the
18th day OF January. A. u. 1906
Date Of first publication Sept. Goth A. u.
1905.
j. c. Knowles.
ElLbeth II. Baugh.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
Millions Too Much for Him,

"A case with which | was connected
a few years ago said Frederick Ire
vor Hill, involved some large corpor.
ate mortgages and frequent refer.
ences We're made by the lawyers on
both sides TO the 'ten-milliOn-dollar.
mortgage and the 'twonty-million.do
lar bond issue Finally one of the
jurors, little German barber.
couldn't staad it any longer and rails.
ed hi, hand Mr. Judge. he eXpostu.
lated. If der lawyers will please say
Won dollar ven dey means a million
dollars, dot would makes me under.
stands bcsscr Dose millions, Ach,
dey confuses met"
The Utilization Of Leisure.
Sir Oliver Lodge says: The idea
of social institutes for recreation and
utilization Of leisure ranks among the
most hopeful methods OF attacking the
fOrlou gambling and excessive drink.
ing habits Of This country. Il is an
indirect method of aJtaea, aud there.
fore. wise. Compulsory closing Of
doors is no remedy, so long as an
open l0ngirg to enter them remains.
II Is the will and The habits that must
be amended; il is the leisure hours
that must he otherwise provided for
The way 10 CNpoI bad spirit perma.
nontly is TO occupy his place WORTH.
Is. and until homes are more home
Ike and rational family life more pos
sible, social institutes and clubs, not
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30

Not long before the French revolu.
ton, certain members OF the Russian
royal family were in Paris. Mrs.
Grant says that a party al Versailles
one of the great ladies' wore couture
devised by NJ. Leonard, chief Of the
great haIrdresserS Of that time
Round this lady's head was placed a
number of small Hat bottles each
filled with water. in which were the
stems OF natural flowers wrcathed in
her hair They used TO declare that
the effect Of spring among the pow
dered locks were rayiShing"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
KOdOl
Dyspepsia Cure

contains all the digestive juices that are
found in healthy stomach, and in
exactly those proportions necessary to
enable the stomach and digestive organs
to digest and assimilate all foods that NAV
be eaten. Kodol is not only a perfect
digestant but it is a reconstructive, It's
sue, building tonic as well. Kodol cuEes-
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Sour Stoma.k
Heartburn, Palpitaton OF the Heart and
Constipation. You will like IL.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-09-30
The Deeper Note.

The hurryng throngs drift idly past and
hear,
their ear.
Where. 10y the curb ltrc's street must
clans play
And stil uHHh'S restless thousands go
their way,
Yet soc. whore through the summer night
unknown.
Beneath some window dark. one sings
alone:
one, rluum-onwrapt pleads some proud
heart 90 take
Love in at last for am his passions sake!
The world waits with him at his window
there.
The world sways with his song and his
despair,
But VIVA, To .him is AN their phantom
thrpuE
Since one voice sleeps and answers not
his song
Arthur Surtugor "Evorybody's."
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
LIBERTY.

Henry Kunkel sold Romans &
Johnson of Benton City nine fat
hogs at $4.25 per hundred.
Mrs. w. D. Pulls returned to
her home Monday after a weeks
visit with relatives in this vicinity.
Mrs, II. Kunkel is quite sick.
j. T. DUNCAN has rented IL. p.
Warden's farm for the year 1906.
Mrs. Dyer received two.pairs of
the Black Langshan from the
noted flock of Mrs. Rogers of
Bean Greek last week.
Pollock & Muir's sale was we'll
attended aud things sold well. II.
Kunkel purchased their registered
Shorthorn cattle at fancy price.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
THE FIRST MUGWUMP.
Champ Clark Points Him Out
Clark Sees Roosevelt.

Washington, Nov. 10.-Champ
Clark, philosopher, lecturer, Rep
resentative, paid his respects to the
President yesterday, and then
talked politics to the newspaper
men. The Missouri Representa-
tive was positive that if the No
vember elections had been general
the Democrats would have swept
the country and elected the House.
DO you know" he said, that
of the 1l6 years this country has
had party government the Demo
Gratis have controlled things fifty
six years, the Republicans fifty six
years and John Quincy Adams
four years9 What was he 2
Blamed if l know. | think he
was the original mugwump of thi,
country. The fact is that the PEG.
pie even up things politically in the
course of time. Another 100 years
will find about the same division
of time"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
IS 90
61OO

Glover Leaf, " IS 90
Miss Allen & calf, " 61.OO
r. Brown shipped 9 cars of cat
tie to Chicago this week. Mr.. b.
loaded his nine cars of cattle in 80
minutes by the conductors watch.
Now come on, you cattlemeu, if
you can beat that record. You
shall have the ribbon.
Harry Galloway and Homer An
derson were in Chicago seeing the
sights first of the week.
E.O. Snedeker visited his broth
err Henry who has typhoid fever.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
RUSH HILL.
Rush Hill is looming up.
Business is increasing.

Rush Hill is looming up.
Business is increasing.
Feutz and Barney received $50
wagon loads of corn last week.
RUDE Brown shipped 9 car loads
of fat cattle to Chicago last Sun
day from this town,
Feutz and Barney shipped to st.
Louis last week 4 ears of corn;
an average of 1000 bushels each.
Several of our citizens have re-
painted their buildings. Among
those whose buildings look bright
as new pins are T. j. Roberts, DR..
Cornett, Charley Bradley, Riley
Dudley, the NJ. E. church, the
school house, the Bank and Mrs.
May Green.
William Coleman will soon COM
plete his new house. He already
has several applications to rent it.
Many others will spread on paint
next spring. The town will be en-.
larged by a large sale of vacant
lots, south of the X. R. j. n.
Rosser will either sell his farm or
come into the corporation.
j. A. Goolsbay and son haye al
ready ordered one car load of farm
implements and one car of bug
gies for 1906.
Several property owners will put
down grauitoid walks, aud, yes, /
think so, why, of course they will
subscribe for the MESSAGE.
William Adams, living with his
son, one aud half miles south Of
here, died last Saturday night. His
remains were shipped to Aroa, Ill.
His son owns the Il. j. Roberts
farm. Mr.. Adams was 80 years
old. Kidney trouble was the i'm
mediate cause of his death.
A. Feutz ordered a car load of
vehicles for 1906.
Mrs. Mary Leef of ALEXANDRIA,
ILL.,, after a pleasant visit with her
sisters, Mrs. Robert Walter and
Mrs. Rudolph Miller, returned
home Monday.
The Lenox brothers delivered
$50 head of cattle to the Urea
brothers Monday, They were
weighed up here. Elmer Johnson
took 100 head Of them aud the
Crea brothers will feed the other
$50 head. Price paid SIC. The
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
Attention, Builders.

Of houses, barns, sheds, bins,
bridges or street crossings: l will
very soon have sawed, on section
8, Twp. so, Range 8, (between
Mexico and Benton City,, a fine
lot of hard wood lumber, consisting
OF oak. hickory, ash, elm, birch
aud walnut, which will be sold at
reasonable prices at the mill, OF
delivered within a radius of ten
miles to either of above towns. Let
me know your wants in lumber SC
that an estimate can be furnished
you, and the lumber sawed accord
ing to your requirements. also
have an extra lot of white oak
poles, any size or length, for
framing or telephone poles.
Address, H. P. WARDEN,
Mexico, Mo.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
CANT

Miss Virginia Davis was visit
ing Mrs. S. P. Loren the past
week.
Mrs. Lizzie McCarty and sou of
Meadville, No., are visiting rela,
tives and friends here.
Rev. Kearn of 81. Louis is hold
ing series of meeting ats High
land school house this week.
Mrs. Eva Considine of Thomp-
son has been visiting Mrs. McCar-
ty and other friends here the past
week.
An interesting program will be
rendered by the K. l.. S. Thanks
giving eve.
j. o. Sims has his house which
he has been remodeling completed.
r. l.. Barnes sold 500 bu. corn
to Judge j e. Sims at 81. 70 per bl.
Mrs. w. N. Dempsey and Mrs,
j. T. Beatty have returned from a
pleasant visit to Arkansas rela-
tives.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
THE GRIM REAPER
20 -='''a| ll57

Mrs. Martha Threlkeld, wife of
Solomon D. Threlkeld, died very
suddenly and unexpectedly at her
home 10 this city at about 11:3O
o'clock last Monday morning. She
was engaged with the household
duties when she died, no one hap
pening to be in the house at the
time. She was the daughter of
Thomas and May Hook and was
born just west Of Mexico, on the
old Cauthorn farm. in 1874. BE.
sides the husband three children
survive ler-Mrs. Ollie Tolson and
Misses Susie and Ella Threlkeld,
two brothers also, Ed. w. IL.
Hook and Gray Hook. Mrs.
Threlkeld was an excellent woman,
a faithful member Of the Christian
chrnch. The. funeral was held
yesterday forenoon at 10 O'Clock,
conducted by her pastor, Rey. A.
w, KokendOffer.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
sEARPLEss is IN IT.
Is Held at Kansas City Under the
Charge Of Forgery.

We use the following item from
the Kansas City journal;
A lengthy imforma ton was filed
against NJ. NJ. Sbarpless, formerly
of Mexico, Mo-, yesterday bv the
county prosecutor charging him
with forgery. He was arrested
Friday morning at the postoffice
while inquiriug for mail for w. G.
Moore, whom the information sets
forth Sharpless was trying to rep
resent.
1t Is charged that he forged the
name of w. G. Moore to a release
of a mortgage of 800 against a
tract of land belonging to the heirs
of 7. w. Mallory, in st. Clair Co.,
Mo. The real Mr.. Moore was the
executor of the estate of Mallory,
deceased. The county prosecutor
said yesterday that he believed
Sharpless also intended to forge ii
deed for the land and in this way
attempt to sell it or secure Il loan
on it.
The lowest penalty that can be
indicted for this offense is ten
years in the penitentiary.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
. YOUR NEIGHBORS -

Ed. Crooks, down near Worces
ter, has been very sick.
Mrs. George Faddis and daugh-
ter, Zula, Of Rowena, are visiting
in Texas.
@. 7. Brooks and family of Ro.
wena have moved to Randolph
county,
Mrs. Matilda Davis of Mexico is
visiting her daughter, Mrs. w. w.
Braden, near Laddonia.
Mr.. aud Mrs. G. W. Adams Of
Mexico visited their son, George
Adams, near Farber, last week.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
WEST LICK.

R. P. Brown shipped min e car.
loads of cattle to Chicago last Sun
day.
E, O. Snedeker was at the bed
side of his brother, Henry, last
Sunday,who has the typhoid fever .
Wilmer Anderson visited rela.
tives in Montgomery county latter
part.of last week.
Jas. FAIRIES sold "A head of cattle
to Louis Cook.
Glenn Mcintyre and family spent
Sunday at S. p. Dubray's.
G. W. Mcintyre bought two
thoroughbred COWS of A. II. Rob
ertson at $3.50.
S, f, LaRue, of near Auxvasse,
visited his sister, last week, Mrs q.
S. p. Dubray.
,Norrrn ooonr,,o,,-,,
'- 0''NN
The sale Of ShOrthorns by Al
Robertson Nov. II was largely at
tended.
Farmers are very busy in their
corn yet. Mr.. Robertson contin-
ued the sale. Simply couldn't help
1t. l think there were seven auc.
tioneerS present. We note some of
the purchases:
BirdieAllen, McPike, Vadalia, $4,000
Italia Maid, " " $3.50
Margaret Allen, A., so
Florence, calf, 1900
Madeira End, calf, $. b. Carol! 26.00
Queen Sampson, " $500
Neryey End, " 1000
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

cattle were driven from Rolla, Mo.
They averaged in weight 903 lbs.
here. The Crea brothers will be in
Tuesday with two loads of fat cat
tie. They will be shipped to Chi
cago.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

The brick dwelling occupied by
Gray Hook and Nightwatchman
Robert Kemp, caught FIRE from a
defective tiue last Tuesday morn
Ing. The building Is owned by
Willard Potts and was damaged
about 81. 500, fully covered by in
surance. The fire company had a
hard fight. Assistant Fire Chief
V. r. Morris climbed too many
Fnpgs of aa old ladder and expert
epGed a tumble, falling ten or if
teen feet to the top Of a porch be-
low, He was not seriously hurt.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

John Pilser, residing near Cen
tralia, the ninth of the month was
driving from his field when his
team became frightened and ran
away. Mr.. Pilser was hurt inter
nally and his leg broken between
the knee and ankle. DIR. j. p. Wal
lace attended the injured man, do
ing his utmost to restore him,
but soon after the accident peri
tonitis set in, from the internal in
juries, and Sunday he died. He
leaves a wife aud two children.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

Mrs. l. P. Dyer. Mrs. Dyer hand
les nothing but Langshans and has
a flock that does credit to any
breeder. This four are eXcep-
tionally nice-true types of the
breed.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

The Vandalia High School foot
ball team was to have played the
Y. NJ, c. U. team in Mexico Mon
day, but the Vandalia team failed
to show up.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

Prof. &. A. Ross and wife OF
Hardin College were out driving
Monday afternoon, and coming to
ditch in the road the horse jump.
ed it,throwing Mr.. Ross out. The
horse took f r i g h and ran
away, land Mrs, Ross, further down
the road, was thrown from the
vehicle. Both escaped unhurt but
the buggy was torn to pieces.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

Jason Rutter Of Thompson paid
the MESSAGE q pleasant business
call Tuesday. Mr.. Rutter and the
MEssEGE disagree a little in pol
tiles, but this paper counts him as
one or its best friends up that
way.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

The Chicago & Alton r. R. Co.
this week bought A. G. Arm
strong's lot Of ground, north of
the railroad track, just west of
Clark avenue bridge. There is a
guess the G. & A. wanted the
ground to erect fine new freight
depot, So mote it be.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

Lakenan s. Barnes are now rep.
resentiug the Shawnee Fire In
surance Company which writes in
surnace of farm property If you
desire insurance in an old line
company SEE them.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

Mrs. Charles Drake of Mexico
last Sunday morning undertook to
kindle a fire with coal oil. She
was badly burned hair scorched
and face blistered.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

You will see statement of the
Martinsburg Bank in this issue of
the MESSAGE. The bank is doing a
fine business and is one of the
solid institutions of the county.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
THURSDAY, NOV. %, 1905

Rev. Ii. E. Truck expects to be.
gin a revival effort at the Mexico
Baptist church soon.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

Mrs. w. W. Bolts bought a lot
in Woodlawn Addition from Rev.
A. A. Wallace, paying $500.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23
Millinery.

Reduced PRICES on hats at Logan
4 McDaniels', Laddonia, Mo-, af-
ter Nov. 9th.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

If you wish Your farm buildings
or your stock insured against fire,
lightning or cyclones see Lake
nan 4 Berries.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1905-11-23

y. L.EUGFES,
Undertaken, 2O6 S. Jeff. st.
City 'PhOne, 400; Union, 81.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1905-07-07
CRYSTAL.

School began here Monday under
the management of Misses Mamie
Isbell and Nell Marshall
Brother Billy Johnson sang sole
at Antioch Sunday. It was fine.
His voice is as pathetic and sweet
as an ocean melody, and as tender
as the singing of an earnest prayer.
Your Cousin Pearl has been right
busy the past week tanning ber-
ries and canning fruit, and when
our beau comes we will have some.
thing good TO eat See.
Pearl saw John Kersey out pick
ing berries one day last week. It
was a surprise to US for the sun
was shining with sweltering heat
and John is said 70 be the LATEST
man in Crystal
Our friend, Uncle Jerry Cloar,
tells us he is going to give a lee
ture on "Why God Translated Eli
iah" at Antioch sometime in the
near future. 1t is rather a unique
subject, but we are sure Uncle Jer-
ry will handle it in a mastery way.
PEARL,
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1905-07-07
SOUTH FULTON.

Mother Gypsy has put herself in
the way for an explanation from
Cyclone wherein she doesn't under
stand how anyone can sweep chick
ems. We will say for the benefit of
mother Gypsy that the people of
this grand old United States are
the most generous liberal, intelli-
gent, proud, free-hearted people on
the globe, and all foreigners COM
ing to this country-Italians,
Greeks, Cinnamon, Gipsies, and so
on, are required to obtain naturali-
cation papers aud while most OF
them become naturalized, one oc-
casionally fails to comply with the
requirements hence the only reason
we can lay at Mother Gipsy's door
is she has failed to comply with
the requirements of this govern
ment or she would know how to
sweep chickens. See!
The widow Cyclone did come
back home and l was mighty glad
too, not because / was afraid she
would run off with some other wo-
mans husband, for | know she had
too much sense for that, as she
was boarding one of the best look
ing men in this neck of the woods
-Cyclone-and knew which side of
her bread had butter on 1T 1t
is fine thing to have your wife go
away from home once in while
and leave you at home. 1t gives
her an excuse to caress and express
her appreciation of you on her re
turn home. You know all women
don't have this kind of disposition,
on the contrary are threatening to
use the shovel or broom on you
and at the same time time have
different expression on her face.
CYCLONE.