Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-28
Pi-limeS and Pick-upS
SweIls


Oh, she was a swell of the swells,
And down to the ocean she hied,
To play in the wave, permit it to lave
Her delicate self with its tide.
Oh he was a swell, just as well,
And also he went down to see
The sea and it's foam about that girl
comb
Now, really, why should such things be2
The swells of the human degree
Plunged deep in the swells of the deeps.
The swells both embraced-with sea-
swells round their waist
They had a swell time there, for keepsi
Judge Epaphroditus Peck of Connecti-
cut recently fell and broke his arm while
playing tennis His front name is re-
ported to have survived intact.
The western man who ran away with
the mother of the man who had eloped
with his wife of the first must have been
nursing a scheme of revenge too deep for
the ordinary student of psychology.
Prune-Why do men graft in politics?
Peach-To raise political plums, of
course.
John d. says he takes a great interest
in his fellow man. But that isn't a
marker to the interest he takes out of
them-not to speak of rebates and other
ways Of getting the coin.
That great uproar you don't hear is the
joyous outburst of the children over the
reopening Of school.
However, some day Russell Sage will
give up-the ghost
We hear of breaches of nror,isen IN
suits, but no one tells about the coats
necessary to complete them. Coats of
whftewash are usually required when
they are over.
The Chicago Girl-My heart was in my
Shoes
The Los Angeles girl-No wonder YOU
lost 1t.
The president is going to New Orleans.
watch the mosquitoes take to the woods
Rain-in-th is dead. He had a
long reign as chief of the Sioux and a
stormy one, but all the clouds have rolled
by now.
More than 1000 Americans are marooned
In Paris, unable to obtain passage home.
Lucky dogs!
Norway being now fairly divorced
from Sweden, we haste to offer her as
ruler a choice collection of old Junk,
| such as Carrie Nation, Debs, Cassie
| Chadwick (when she gets out) and the
Taggarts-any or all.
ba i,,1ya -,
for lazy people. Machines have been
thinking for politicians for a long
while.
China proposes to force her demands
on both Russia and Japan. Force"
dye say?
A Kansas preacher refuses to accept
fees for marriages He doesn't believe
it right to profit by the mistakes of
others. '-
Mr.. Pineapple-My auto carries all
before it
Mr.. each-But its smell. Phew!
Tammany wants municipal ownership in
New York. Thought that was about the
size OF 1t now, with Tammany. What's
getting away?
Hall Caine threatens to put the mil
| lionaires in book. What sweet revenge!
Plum-Have a good time at your stein
party?
Pineapple-Regular Taggart of a timel
Emma Goldman, the ex-anarchist is
now a hair dresser. Probably training
| some of the hair she used to raise.
| The shah of Persia has raised $7,5OO,OO0
in st. Petersburg (of all places) to pay off
his deficit. The Shaw Of Iowa might try
to do likewlse-huh?
Tainted Money
us daddy's money tainted, mawT''
The youthful heir inquired;
'Why, no. his mother quickly replied;
''What could have you inspired
with such notion?' "Well, don't
Suppose my daddyd steal,
But yesterday he said he'd cleaned
Up hundreds in a dealt"
w. H. c.
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