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The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
Notices
NOTICE OF

State of South Dakota,
County of Brown, Court
In the matter of the Estate OF Alex.
ander Hazard, Deceased.
Upon reading the petition of Andy
Gerup praying Ton an order requiring
the administrator Of the said estate to
specifically perform the agreement Of
his decedent by executing to said ne.
tltloner a conveyance of the following
described real property: lot seven "a
in block nine (9l Aberdeen in Brown
county, South Dakota
1t is ordered that Monday, the 10th
Gay OF January, 1905 at 10 O'Clock in
the forenoon, be and the same is here.
by appointed as the time and at the
court room Of the above entitled court
as place for the hearing of said
petition and it is ordered that notice
OF sald hearing be published in the
Aoerdeen Democrat, a newspaper
PUG lshed in the county of Brown In
thls state for at least four successive
weeks before said hearing.
Dated December 18th, 1904
j. H. HAusER,
Judge OF the County Court.
l. o. CuRT1ss,
Attorney.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
Columbia

Ethel Murphy, now of Portal. ~ D.
where she has a claim, is visiting her
folks here.
No service at the Congregational
church last Sunday evening on
account of Rev. Larson being slightly
indisposed.
If you know any news tell it to the
correspondent. What interests one
will interest others.
Lee Murphy took the train at Bath
Sunday niEht to return to Minnesota
after his holiday vacation.
James Turner returned from Chi
cago Saturday night. While gone he
visited friends, OF rather a particular
friend, at Grand Rapids, Mich.
Miss Lois Welty, our popular prim-
airy teacher, returned Saturday
morning from Houghton where she
spent Christmas with relatives s.
Reese Roberts was down from Col
umbia, Monday, on his way to Brook
ings, where he will take a course OF
pharmacy in the S. D. A. G.. Reese
has made a good selection in schools
and will doubtless make a famous pill
roller.
George JOHN gave a party at his
boarding place, Mrs. Vina Wilbur's
on Saturday night to an even dozen OF
his friends. After an oyster supper
they engaged in games until the
clock struck twelve and New years
greetings were exchanged.
Roy L. Wood completed his degree
work at the Masonic lodge Tuesday
night in time to take the train for
Jimtown. When Mrs. Wood is en-.
tirelv recoyered:from herrecent illness
Roy and she will occupy the residence
which he has ready in Jamestown.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
HecIa
Born-to Mr.. and Mrs. F. B. Smith
on January lst, 1905, a son.

Born-to Mr.. and Mrs. F. B. Smith
on January LIST, 1905, a son
Mrs. D. e. Arnold and her two daugh-
ters were passengers south Monday
morning.
Archie Smith returned Tuesday
morning to his work at Granger's Bust
ness College.
Edwin Boundy returned to Aber-
deem Monday to continue his work at
the Normal.
DR.. J. J. Deertz, of Ipswich, was in
Hecla over Sunday looking over the
place with q view to locating.
Miss Pearl Leigh has returned from
her visit to Kansas. Robert Leigh be-
gan q coursesat the Granger Business
. College Tuesday.
The new lighting plant recently put
in by j. 8. Bradner & Sons is q great
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
Improvement over any independent
system yet shown here.

improvement over any independent
system yet shown here.
The Workmen of the World are
planning for a grand initiation OF new
members next Wednesday evening.
The lodge has over so members at pre-
sent.
B. F. Adlard is relieving one OF the
bows in Warren's barber shop for a few
weeks. His brother, R. Adlard, a bar
Der from Nelva, N, D., is managing his
shop here.
Mrs. John McNeary and daughter
Ruby and son James arrived Saturday
evening to spend New Years with M.
Tormey. John and Will McNeary
came up for the ball.
Misses Irene Wegener, May Hays,
Frona Smith, Lorena Tormey and
Messers Glen Norton and Shirley
Stedman returned to their duties at
the Normal aftera very pleasant vaca-
ton.
Mrs. E. s. Wilson, who was nursing
Mrs. Albert Dinger, returned to Aber-
deem Tuesday morning, after visiting
friends at Cakes and Ludden since
Saturday. Mrs. Dinger is up and will
soon be out.
Wedding bells are soon to ring here.
No less that six young people are plan
ming and plotting and plotting and it
is said that one couple has stolen the
march and we're quietly married at
Aberdeen last week. The suspected
groom refuses to buy, however.
One of the most enjoyable times of
the season was had at the New Years
dance given by the Club on Friday
evening. A first class oyster supper
was prepared by Lew Hays which was
greatly enjoyed by all. Dancing
ceased about train time. There we're
several couples from Columbia, Ord
way, Aberdeen, Houghton, Cakes and
Ludden. All report a grand time.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
Bath

The family of Rev. VIM. Hickman
are moving into their new home in
the parsonage.
Alfred Wenz came home the middle
Of last week from the Dakota Univer-
sity at Mitchell and went east Mon
day to visit relatives.
w. 0. Gram has practically got his
effects moved to Aberdeen, and his
premises are to be occupied by Mr..
Conant the section boss.
Mrs. Ralph Fritz's mother and
and niece, Ethel Blatchley, Of Clinton
Iowa, after a two months visit with
her, left Wednesday for home.
Miss Ethel Workman, who lived here
ten or twelve years ago with Rev.
Smiths family, and who now resides
in Minneapolis, is visiting the Mise s
Jennie and Margaret Morgan.
Ethel Hickman, who is teaching
school near Ipswich, got home in time
to take in the Christmas program, and
will spend her vacation visiting her
numerous friends and relatives.
The Christmas evening entertain
ment at the church, as usual, was gen.
orally attended and enjoyed. Santa
Claus appeared in an up-to-date We
hicle, we'll loaded down with gifts for
all.
George Hickman, Superintendent
of schools of Mcpherson county, So
journed over Sunday in these parts.
He was on his way to Deadwood to
attend the teachers and superin-
tendent's meeting there.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
Frederick

Miss Florence Burnham spent the
Christmas week at home.
f. E. Herrett, Of Aberdeen, spent
Sunday with his brother, ]. H.
Mrs Margaret McNally of Aberdeen
spent New Years with her,mother,
Mrs. Mathews.
Mrs. Atkinson and daughter
returned to Superior after spending a
few months with her sister, Mrs.J. R.
Ward.
Never was a town so bad off for fire
protection as Frederick when only
two feet of water show in a tank
which has a capacity Of 1900 barrels.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06

tasks Of teaching "the young ideas
how to shoot"
The Social at the Woodman Hall
Friday evening was both enjoyable
and profitable. The proceeds being
something over twelve dollars.
Misses Slack and Ashford, Ronde'l's
Normal Students who spent their va
cations at home, returned to Aber-
deem Monday to resume their studies.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06

There is more catarrl IN THIS St
tion of the country than all dlseass
put together, and until the last fe
years was supposed to be incurabl
For a great many years doctors pr
nounced it a local disease and pr
cribed local remedies, and by contain
ly failing to cure with local trea
ment, pronounced it incnra5l
Science has proven catarrh to be
constitutional disease and therefor,
constitutional treatment. Hall
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by f, }
Cheney & Co Toledo, Ohio, is the on
ly constitutional cure on the market
1t is taken internally in doses from
drops to a teaspoonfull. 1t act
directly on the blood and mucous SUI
faces Of the system. They offer on
hundred dollars for any case it fails t
cure. Send for circulars and tessimo
malls.
Address: F. j. CHENEY s. co.
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
G. paul Union stock Yan.

St. Paul, Jan. s.-cattlemesooun 20 20
cholce steeis' GOD 10 choit cows
fair, sos5Ge 70. yeals, 2.000
n he,lers' - o0@a 40 sheer-Good
4.9o. hors and vearlins $4.75
G5a5: good to choice native amos
&c 1nM6 20
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
nuIuth Wheat and Fh'

Duluth, Jan. s.-Wheat--1 N arra1e
ern. s1.O6. On track-No. l Nov
q IL. No. 2 Northern, $l.O Nay
n tx Flax-To arrive n uAc'
q %. Nav. S1.24k.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
MARKET %ouoTA1'Na
minneanous Whea

Minneapolis, Jan. 3.aNaac a.
s1.15%; July, $l.l2S' oep No. /
track-No. l hard, Sl.loN ortharn
Northern, s1.13a; NO.
$1.0S1s. -
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
chicaoo Union Stock YARD

Chicago, Jan. s.--Cattle-Gtd 70
wine steers, s5.5O@6.25; poor me-
dinm ss.75G5.s5; stockers aneie zee
ers, S. 0G6.25; COWS. sS.oo soS
heifers, s2.25@5.00; calves,
ZOO. Hogs-Mixed and utcherss1s 90
m4.72k; good to choice heayy'Sa;aV
G4.75: rough heavy, s4,15@4.5o;ight,
s425@4.55. Sheep-Good to 'o,ce
wethers, s5.OO@5.75; native ihos'
az 0Om7.35.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
WEEKLY MARKET REPORT.
a United States Wall Man.

a United States Wall Mem.
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or school, substantially mounted.
edges bound in cloth, printed in fnl,
colors, showing thu United States
Alaska, Cuba and our island posses,
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Louisiana Purchase, the Oregon Terri.
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dates whent territory was acquired. and
other valuable information.
Semitic any address on receipt az a,
Teen cents to cover postage, BY B. "
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Chicago. ny
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06

UNITED STATES DISTRICT co1,pr NC
trlct of South Dakota. Northern ~, DlS.
~ me matter of Peter A. Grabler Ran US
In Bankruptcy. bankrupt.
~ I9 the Hon orable John E. Garland ,J,d,o :,
t t,T o ~ sn,t sta ne District Court for the Dis.
Your petitioner. Peter A Groh,o,
=. .perueen, In the County OF Brown sa y KY
d d,v, ~ feNs apse represents that on the i His,
S SnyIv vi N0yamber A. D.. 1904, last past. he he t waa
gress relating 1sIkus L, o1Bs aaHr5b under tt the Acts Of Con.
surrendered all his property And r,uS, nas auly
e my. ana mas fully complied viii AZ u ~ rop-
iGe s,onra Sc o. said Acts. and Of The Orders Ime re- e,
III IouIt touching his Bankruptcv oiueFs o1
wherefore he prays that he may may no 49,
6y Ihe Court to have a full di,charo ee aecreed
RAM rpn 19'aa !, against his estate under sa Id
crnted uR Rv Asts, except such debts As are saw aNl
december, A. D. 1904.
PETER a. GRAR1pp
cro.o. W Bankrupt.
'Aon'h W. K and MEYFR :. NOV.
457 Tem ME-, c assQrneys for Pelloner.
oh t,ia, STATES DISTRICT coupr :,
On ol't th g! 81, south N Dakota. Northern hiivi nis.
p 5sa ,aa I As fSsEesol q peIi,lonss n A Is 3 81 l 3 sS
oy Inc COURT; that hearing ~ 10 hOKDERED
Iaf1e o. ~ tne 9Th day of Febriiarv naa on The
MinnehHaahhsa Count County iS the City Of Sioux Fs yIs'
i iGe htSdTe sn9ca and that notice motto; q th zen S,'cklo = 2
nsWspa sp.r1 printed IN aIh as aberdeen Dsmo es pao :
n nna initiate that ; ali Known creditors ie1ne and u o ssid district,
place 'au aas sn %ay appear ;, at the said Ssie tIp psrs saa
oe pt prayer Of the said pe aiii neey . have why
,e6 SgHs1i1 tna II me HeoRI sTf .Rs,,o ORDERED BY the
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as asG stsssGi to them .. Their plae asa d fh ls. Order,
s s'%SSs S Si ssia T. eo aSsao sas III John ss,, =; Garland.
iI ID said fp5' ls,,, MI%ilnn ns County s sout sSheSrsot, al
A. b. 1901 stossI'''c'' on the 2ist day S Of Dec psRSSts.
OLIVER 8. rrsDAa
.Seal q the Court) Clerk.
y HARRY 9. Brssox
Deputy Clerk .
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
CHICAGO Grain and Provisions

Chicago, Jan. 3.-Wheat-May,sl.'
IA: July, 9SA@ 9S8c. Conn.,
41Mc; May, 44kc; July, 45c; sot,
45Mc. Oats-Jan., 29Ac; May 81 -
31s$c; July, 31hc. Pork-Jan., $40;
NAV, $3.50. ~Flax-Cash, Northwst-
ern. s1.22h: Southwestern. SD:
Jan, s1.15: May, SLIP. Butte
Creameries, 17M2Sc; diaries. 16Q.c.
Eggs-2G@23c. Poultry-Turkeys, l.;
chickens, l012c; springs. lie.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
SUMMONS

State of South Dakota, GO
County OF Brown.
In Circuit Court, Fifth Judicial
Circuit, !,
Bernice L. Stone. Plaintiff
VS.. }SutnmOn,
Jessie ID. Stone, Defendant
The State Of South Dakota send,
greetings to the above named de.
PENDANT.
You are hereby summoned and r..
uuired to appear and answer the con-.
plant OF the above named plaintiff. ,
copy of which complaint is hereto at.
tached and herewith served upon Won
and to serve a copy OF your answer un.
on the subscriber at his Office in Aber.
deem, South Dakota, within thirt,
DAYS after the service Of this summons
upon you exclusive OF the day OF Ser.
vice. and il you fail to appear and
answer the said complaint within tho
time aforesaid. plaintiff will apply to.
the court for the relief demanded in
said complaint.
Dated this 18th day Of December, 1909
/. O. CURTIss,
Plaintiffs ATTORNEY
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-01-06
l. Q. CURTIss,
Plaintiffs Attorney,

To the above named defendant;
You will please take notice tina,
the complaint in the above
entitled cause of action was filled in
the Office OF the clerk OF the aboyn
named court at Aberdeen, South Oak.
ota on the 18th day Of December, 1904
and is now on file therein.
/. O. CuRTIss,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
New-York tribune., 1905-08-20

We can justihably doubt retort like this.
just as we may doubt the story OF the diving
cOurtIer who prayed that he might live until
he had paid his debts
Then You'll be sure never to die" said
the friend who stood near him.
Il owe You a grudge." said a man to his
enemy.
Don't worry. l never knew You to pay
anything"
Critics may say that the great Italian
humorists have passed away, that there have
been none since -ArOsto vet il is still true that
modern Italy appreciates and produces good
cons motS. Ii must be admitted however that
much Italian humor turns on the ludicrous
incident, rather than ON the play of words
Il say, waiter this fish isn't freshl" IN
sisted a restaurant patron.
'Oh YES, sir, ii is
But it smells"
oh no, SIR 1t isn't your fish. but that
other gentleman's outlet"
Here waiter" said another patron, take
this coffee away; it's cold
"Oh no. SIT. its hotter than it looks I've
tried IT,"
What Tasted it ,"
"Oh no. sir. only dipped my fingers in
\ man, bemoaning the scarcity of corn TO a
peasant, expressed the fear that all the beasts
would die.
Heaven preserve your worship" responded
the other fervently.
This story bears close resemblance to one
told of the King of Portugal. When he met
Landseer the animal painter he expressed
much delight at the introduction Il am
very glad indeed to meet YOU, for am so
fond of beasts
But IT would he dangerous to attempt to
trace the origin OF most Jokes. As long IS the
New-York tribune., 1905-08-20
THE Spell LIN G B F. F.
By John Ludlow
By John Ludlow

The spe1ngbee Robins Covel We boys and that night
Were lined in two rival rows to verbal hight
And learnedly the old district school
a doubeeagle every year from Squire Vanderpool
Our and pas there eate and each sin
Especially doting mas) her prodigy would win
knew stood show myself. books not
Bird nesting speciality, forte a fishing pole),
And thought of the would dwinde draw
Between Darius Appleby and Henrietta Shaw
Hank Wthe the fall when javelin him through
The murderos yaaghan despatched Llewelyn Drew
Horatio Smithers could not climb the Eucalyptus tree.
Nor Prudence Socum navigate the i" Mediterranean sea
Before the horned rhinoceros Budd Jones nglorors fled
Beneath the bloody 'guione" Parsons lost head
decked Ann Flnkhans IutleS asPhOdeL
Like LuCer, Lem Larkns the ''empyean" fell
Twas somnolence put Cynthia Kipp and Jenkins Duff sleep
And "lachrymose, she made Polly Wilkins
In old "Euphraes" Joy Wiherbee
Todd Sniien lett a ;monelh' to mark his early mound
Bedford engulfng
Phlander Sque manged by the dreadful Juggernau
When budgeon his hapss Job Onderdnk
As fatal the hieah thwack Abner Cruickshanks
Their 'omelet" Eli Snedeker and Susan Mapes declined
When Mercy Bies withdrew she left her succotash behind
And grief in her parents when doefuly
That "frcassee did not agree with Henrietta Shaw
In heogly phc strange Eudor
On bleak Sbes frozen steppes Jake Smith lay down and died
Urah Bumpu seemed to think that "CycloIs" had one L.
Poor Hannah Phipps up by "anthropOphagi
"Euipides was Greek indeed to Slas Dudderys
Lotela Bigbee's "cataahIue" her unirnely bier
'Sarcophagrs" inurned the of Stout,
And left Darius Appleby and fight
But the conflict and sharp with victorious
caught him in the diaphragm and laid my rival low
The plaul and the prize chance and
al guess wrong
And that had trippd them knocked
Had not the peril been removed before spell
They did not think flush of pride guilt that bzed within
felt like a assembling beneath lions skin.
But have learned since then how true the ancient Hebrews
Not always the swift the the battle strong
And Fortune still by time and chance school,
OFT houts the worthy and the wise to smile fool
New-York tribune., 1905-08-20

the many pieces of orange peel he had scat
tered the table
"Oh, we'll" said Hook, You haven't failed.
Instead of pig you have made litter
When somebody spoke to him of poverty
as 4 virtue, That's making 4 virtue of
necessity" he retorted.
These are only a few of the bons mots
attributed to the Englishmen mentioned; but
enough has been said to show that if the
average Englishman is slow in understanding
a Joke, England has had many wits whose
powers are above ordinary.
New-York tribune., 1905-08-20


the following query had pla.e IN Greek
literature:
''Whish of you died said a man 70 Z. ,vy.7.
''you or your brother:"
The French are 10 have wit but ua-
hurnor. But whether not this is tn,
should be LETT to a Frenchman 70 decide
Yet with little effort we discover N s.
depths of our remembrance many a lsas 4 IS -r.l
well calculated 10 create a laugh AS t-
broader witticisms Of the Eng ishuan-
Said a physician to Fontanel-e: Ca@e.
kills by slow poison.
Yes" replied FontaneTe ,,-v slow
have drunk it four-score years aal .- rr
We all recall TalIeyrand's reply
who apolOgized for something tE.a-
done, with But must hive
Il don't see the necessity for DOM
responded the cynical wit.
While Spanish wit IS seen at It's best In
longer works ike Don Ouixote, thrOugh
Spanish literature finds brilliant has
of humOr, Some of the modern anecdotcs
instantly make Us smile.
\ father. sending his son 70 college =
Salamanca, babe him live eheapIy as ps--
sible. On reaching the town the boy ~
was ten ducats. Next he priced partrde.
which he found to be real apiece.
Then it IS evident" he exclaimed
| must live partridgesi
German huInor IS likely 10 have an ellen.
of the pathetic though fondness for
lesque is always evident. Often these
are a little heavy. for the non-Teuton O
siOnafy they have the keennesS of real 81
In other countries writes German ,.
when citizens become dissatisfied WITH
Government. they emigrate. In Frame -..l
request the Government 10 eulgrate
To the average newspaper reaJer ~ t.
seem 10 be carrying Goals 70 New,a-t,
attempt TO give examples of Amer,an l1-
There is not editor who frorn ri-. -I
time does not put before his reader wi,--..-
that would make even a Scotchrlau --....
and ii some of these Jokes have en- or.--r I'd
the dim shades Of antiquity they a-.
cleverly rearranged that they aul-se the
hardened critic.
Extravaganza and boldness are -n
the chief characteristics OF Amerlcau a-
OF a certain nnIserlv man some one ..- -.
e" He doesn't breathe, he ticks
Of lake in Minnesota. Wrote an .--
z into II YOU them making tea %
In the daily press probably fuG
genuine Wit and humor than IN the
productions of professional humor.~ts. .-.
Washington Irving for example. We -S--
little that draws the Immediate smile
II he who told of a LAWYER Souvcrtc.l ..-.-
seeing a ghost. who never again ylrl-..
except when il was 10 his own atv..-.-..1.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, who reaiiv was
greatest VII among American author
many boHS HI0tS that 70 Guote 81 .cs.
only tantahze the reader.
II was he who defined the Red Inda- a-
a few Instincts on legs, fourishing e. -a-
hawk
Put not Your trust in money. bur
money in trust his advice. and I,>-
wits he was not averse 10 the homelv pun.
LOwelTs humor was less keen ars
application more IN the ear Cf the r.--
who must fully comprehend the object
satire To move John Bull YOU must -
fulcrum of beef and pudding an al---
idea viii do for Jonathan
New-York tribune., 1905-08-20

Most modern bulls, correctly or not, are
attributed to the Irish, and IT must be admitted
that the Irish excel in repartee, even though
no professedly comic paper has ever flourished
at Dublin.
The only way that true gentleman viii
ever look at the faults of pretty woman IS
not to them" is a good example of Irish
gallantry and Irish bundering. On the
whole Irish humor is more imaginative than
any other, and even in repartee there is little
of the play words. though this of Lut-
trel's is good:
ut a crowded dinner when he was asked:
" Please make room, II YOU can
Room must certainly be made" he
answered, for it DOESN'T exist at this table
According 10 our ideas of Irish humor it
might have been at Hibernian court that
the following incident occurred:
If you go on in that way" said the prisoner
to his lawyer, Il know they'll hang me-"
Never mind if they do" was the consoling
reply. III make them repent it"
But 1t wasn't of necessity an Irish second
wife who replied to her husbands eulogv of her
predecessor: No one regrets her death more
than | do.
New-York tribune., 1905-08-20

But IT would he dangerous to attempt to
trace the origin OF most Jokes. As long IS The
The Washington times., 1905-04-22
Pimlico Entries for Monday.

First race-For maidens, two years
old; selling; $500 added four furlongs.
Samuel r.. 100; Aurora Borealis, 104 !;
Sweet Flavia, J04; Merry Belle, 102; Let
Up, 112; Azure, 105; Racine II, Io2; Bon
net, 10i; Pleasant Moments, los; Content
ment, 102.
Second race-For three-ggear-ol and
upward; selling; $500 added; five and
one-half furlongs. Cinqueyalli, III: Won
Rosen. lie: Farmer Healy, 81; Sylvanis.
"a; Bride of Galore. 105: Quiet Tip, "a;
Festoon, 80; Tootsey Mack. III; Plan
tagenet, rs; At Fernrock, ia.
Third race-For maidens; four-year-
oids and upward at twenty pounds be-
low the scale, $500 added; ore mile.
Temerity, 107: Seventh Ward, 1o3; Berry
Waddell, 10S; King Albert, 103; Won
Rosen, 1g7; My Mate, 101; Mineral Boy,
10l; Harassing, 107.
Fifth race-Hotel Rennert Handicap
for three-year-o and upwaro; one
mile: $500 added The Yelled Lady, 112;
Weirdsome, 1l2; Flinders, le4; Bobbie
kean, 1as; Sir Ralph, 103; Arra hgowan,
1o5.
Sixth race-For three-year-olds and
upward; selling; six furlong., Nor
Amour, 80; Whis,ling Coon, 1l5- Little
Woods. IS: Tenny Belle, 1l0: sE,onad-
mock. 1os: Gallant. 11s; The Yelled Lady
IS; Lentaur. 115; Viperlne, 10l: Brush
Up, 96; De Russy, So; AdeI Trebfa, 1os
The Washington times., 1905-04-22
We Paid 100000

For the American rights to Liauozone.
and the rights In other countries have
sold for proportionate sums We men
ton this fact to indicate the value of
Lquozone-the value to you. Men have
never before paid a price for any dis
coyery used in the cure of sickness.
We need not tell you that we proved
AquozoEe Well before buying it. For
years II was tested through physicians
and hospitals, In this country and others.
1t was employed in every stage of every
germ disease; In all the most difficult
cases obtaiEable. With thousands of
sick ones, considered incurable, we
proved that it did what medicine could
not do. Then, and then only. did we
pay the price.
Since then we have spent nearly
$2 100000 to make Liauozone known. We
have bought the first bottle and given
IT free 10 every sick one We learned Of
These people told others, and the others
told others. The result Is that Iiquo-
zone Is now more widely employed than
any medicine ever was And no one can
doubt that II is doing more for sick hu-
manity than all the drugs in use COM
btned.