Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-02-25
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thing coming off.-Dallas Texas)
News.
1t is to be hoped that the govern
ment assault on the paper trust will
not be a mere fight on paper.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The discomfort due to the Asiatic
war compels the Gar to realize that
nothing fails like Misunderstanding
i ton Evening Star.
Mrs. Dodge Morse has reversed the
Mormon plan and is struggling with
few surplus husbands.-Newport
News Times-Herald.
Young Tiffany says he can't live on
$4,000 a year. Well, why doesn't he
shuttle Off and give some one else a
chance to try?-Memphis News.
When Bathhouse John is elected
Mayor of Chicago we presume that
Dead Horse Jake will become Chief OF
Police.-Memphis Commerclal-Appeal.
DR.. Chadwick now threatens to
write a book. He had better begin
on a check book and keep his family
together.-Newport News Times-Her-
aid.
The Mormon idea Of marrying n
man to a dead woman would certainly
seem to indicate that the Mormons
take matrimony gravely.--Richmond
News-Leader.
The political CRATER Is always on
the lookout for new worlds to conquer,
20 it is not surprising that he is now
after the irrigation system.-Colorado
Springs Gazette.
distinguished contributor to the
Medical Record announces that govt
is getting less common. The boarding
habit must be getting more common
Columbia Is. c. State.
A New Jersey preacher advises
young women never to marry a man
until they know his past. What most
concerns young women who marry is
the young mans future.-New York
Press.
1t turns out that the people of Fort
Gaines burned only one bale of cot
ton. Which isn't such n very expen-
sive Christmas jag, after all, with
cotton at cents a pound.-Augusta
Chronicle.
One Mormon has been discovered
who has been sealed for eternity to
forty wives. II he gets all that he is
sealed for, there will be no need after
his death to ask where he went.-At-
lanta Journal.
The man who wishes to evolve a
coreless apple will destroy all the
pleasures of childhood If he succeeds.
For then there will be nothing for the
| small boy to give to his smaller sister.
} Atlanta Journal.
The Russian reformers are not MAX
ing conspicuous progress, but they
have allies in PARKWAY Japan who
= may help to persuade the Gar that
the freer a people are the better they
will fght-Pittsburg Times.
1t is simply astonishing what i'm
> provements have been made in both
English and American navIes since
the first universal peace conference
> was held in London about the year
1S51.-Butte Inter Mountain.
Apropos to the Bishop Talbot scrap.
when the gentlemen of the cloth get
their fingers in each others locks thew
sometimes resort to tactics that would
not be tolerated in any prize ring In
the world.-Wheellng (W. va.) Regis
ter.
The Increase in the number of
deaths Of passengers on trains In 1904
was 84h per cent over 1908. The rail-
road presidents who say that they
alone can run the American roads will
see in these figures a tribute to their
increasing efficiency.-San Francisco
Examiner.
Cotton is now 80 per cent cheaper
than this time a year ago, because of
a supposed production Increase of 20
per cent. If you are good in the equa-
lions or commercial economy, find the
logical basis for this price-fxlng. It's
, too hard for us down here.-Atlanta
Constitution.
, Admiral Dewey could give Admiral
, Togo some valuable counsel at this
period of his triumphant homecoming.
and he would probably warn him
against accepting the gift of a house
and OF Offering himself as a candidate
for the office of Observation-Disclosures
Is. O. Post.
Don G. Q. X. Y. u. Quesada, Cuban
. minister, resents the charge that the
; Cubans are neglecting their sanitary
= duties. Still the fact remains that
a the average Cuban's idea of SANTA
. ton Is to shine his boots, starch his
= Panama hat and put OH a diamond
a nnger ring.--Macon Telegraph.
According to all the rules of war.
! Russia ought to plead for peace. hav-
a ing been whipped on land and sea.
y but the trouble with Russia is that
she is so big and so dense that it
a takes her long time to find out she
Is whipped, and still longer time to
A acknowledge it.-Louisville Post.
The elaborate preparation the Japs
: are making to rebuild Port Arthur in
: dicates a come-to-stay attitude which
Is not going to yield easily to the kind
or diplomacy that was handed out to
them ten years ago.-Indlanapolis
News.
a Inc Moscow peasants who say that
5 they would rather be shot at home
for resisting mobilization orders than
1 slaughtered needlessly In Manchuria