Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-11-09
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New York Evening Mail.
Notice a list of deeds John D. Rock
efeller has done in a year. A list Of
individuals would be more to the point
New York Evening Telegram.
The only returning Russian general
who has had triumph at St Peters
burg unfortunately achieved it by get
ting killed-New York Evening Mail.
A California paper says bad water
kills as many people as bad whisky.
Maybe it does, but we don't have to
buy it at 10 cents 4 pint.-Roncever
CIV. Va News.
Senator Depew says it is not wise
for corporations to contribute funds to
political campaigns; indeed, it's quite
otherwise if it gets found out.-Hous-
ton Chronicle.
If Mr.. Rockefeller can convince the
coal barons thatthere are things better
than mere money getting" he will
have done the country a real service
Chicago News.
1t begins to look as If Secretary
Taft didn't sit upon that Chinese boy
colt long enough while in Hongkong
TO accomplish its complete collapse
Detroit Journal.
Some men are born infamous, some
gradually lose their regulations and
some have their regulations taken
away from them by committees Of in
observation-disclosures Chronicle.
If it is true that W. T. Stead says 1t
IL every husbands duty to whip his
wife once in while, evidently anOtn-
er term in Jail for W. 7. Stead might
be wholesome.-Buffal Courier.
Hereafter the Beef Trust is to pay
for the inspection tags which have
been costing the government $4,000 a
year. Rather, the beef consumers are
to pay for them.-Atlanta Constitu
ton.
Miguel Gomez insists that Uncle
ban situation. 1t looks as if Uncle
Sam would get tired filling the job OF
wet nurse after a while.-Birminghan
News
China's determination to get her rail
roads out Of the hands of the foreign
ers may be due to WI Ting-fang's OBJ
servations of the part our railroads
play in the government.-Pittsbu
Dispatch.
Three burglars in New York claim
to have robbed 400 homes. It's great
ord of three insurance companies, who
have touched about 100000 homes
Montreal Star.
The denial from Secretary Taft that
he is on the outs with Chairman Shonts
is welcome news. Another change in
that official family is the one thing
the government cannot afford at this
time.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Pat Grove now admits that he in
tended to kidnap John d. Rockefeller
and hold him for a 100000 ransom.
Pat Grove talks like a man who does
not know the Rockefellers.-New
York Evening Telegraph.
When one observes how Stoessel,
alive, is disgraced by his government,
and Kol tradenko, dead, is honored, one
may be excused for surmising that
good Russians must be like good In
dians.-Indianap Sentinel.
Always learning something. Mr..
McCurdy now informs US that a mu-
tual insurance company is an eleemos-
ynary institution, which fact is infer
entially set forth in it's circulars
New York Evening Telegram.
The PennsyIvanians who used odious
libel laws to gag the newspapers have
awakened the people of Philadelphia
so wide awake that it is plain they
will never again sleep without one eye
open.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
One of the life insurance presidents
who was authorized to fix his own
salary drew the line at $400 a day,
Sundays included. This moderation is
tempered with the idea of a frequent
raise.-St Louis Grobe-Democrat.
Mrs. Russell Sage has donated S75,-
OGO for a public school building at Sag
uarbor. A few more of such often
sfve performances and Uncle Russell
will be coming in for some hot shot
from the anti-wealth agitators.-Mil-
waukee Sentinel.
Hon. William f. Chandler feels pref
ty sure that neither this session nor
next session will bring forth any rate
regulating legislation to which the rail-
road companies and the $13,OO0OOO,O
behind them seriously object.-Hart-
ford Courant.
A parson in Akron, Ohio, declares
tpnt Christians have the same right to
gamble or speculate in stocks as in
fidels. Guess so. Look at Mr.. Rookie
Teller. Still, we don't banker for pious
poolrooms, Christian crap games, holy
Doker and kindred nstitutions.-NeW
York Evening Telegram.
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