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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
Reasonable Dressing.

This seasons tailor gowns are much
easier for home dressmaking than usual.
The short coats have much more the
dressmaker's than the tailor's finish
about them, while the quantities OF
trimming permitted, hide many defects
of cut and fit. The newest styles in the
short jackets are cross between should
er-cape and jacket, and can easily be
made from pattern, while every stitch
of fine hand-work will show to the great.
est advantage. Just now a clever needle
woman has much more opportunity than
usual to display her talent.
Taffeta and yelling gowns are appar.
emily to be within the reach of every
woman who can afford even a small
amount for her summer wardrobe. The
department stores are filled with most
attractive models of gowns in both these
materials, and the prices asked are sur
prisingly low in comparison with the
prices demanded by private dressmak.
ers. But it is possible to make most at.
tractive yelling gowns at home in this
seasons styles, and at a cost that is with
in the limits of very moderate dress
allowance.
The distinction between the gown that
has skirt and waist of the same material,
and the regular shirt waist gown is not
easily discernible, but the former is al
ways on more finished lines, as it were,
while the latter is, or should be, very
simple in detail, and made without lin
ing on the same order of garment as the
original shirt waist.
Taffeta silks, plain and changeable,
are more fashionable this season than
are the figured foulards. They are to be
had in softer, lighter texture than ever,
but under the circumstances they do
not make such cool gowns for summer
as do foulards, SO for that reason the
purchase of foulard is quite wise
tbipg.-Harper's Bazaar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
The CoIors She will Wear.

In color combination there is now a
tendency to combinations of several
colors in the same applique, rather than
two colors as heretofore. Just touch
of gold tinsel is seen on many of these,
but only touch, so that the result is
never gariSh.
Aluminium is now being used in tinsel
embroidery combined with applique
trimmings in gray taffeta, and as alumni
mum does not tarnish and is very light in
weight, it is invaluable. Flower designs
still predominant in the applique designs,
taffetas and other soft and lustrous
silks being used.
In colors for the coming autumn royal
blue is predicted as leader abroad,
while in this country the shade termed
Inauguration blue is to be much used
color. Greens in myrtle, reseda and
other dark shades will be fashionable,
but browns will fall behind their run of
last year, while the dark shades of plum,
purple and kindred hues are being manu-
featured in quantities.
All these indications from manu-
facturers show which way the wind will
blow, for whatever Fashion might wish
to dictate she is obliged to use the
fabrics in the market, and these are al
ways manufactured at least six months
ahead of their use, sometimes year.
Ex
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

No. 134.-King's Move Puzzle: Bison,
2S, 10, 10, II. =. Bear, %, 20. IS, Al.
Bull, -, 20, u, 1. Giraffe, 81. 4S, Al,
IS, 80, ~. 20. Pig. IS, 4S. SO. Goat,
sc, Is, 66, "a Monkey, IS. 10. 40. 81,
II, - The remaining animals, which
can readily be traced without the nu-
merals, are buffalo, stag, dog, tiger,
fox, wolf, OK, lynx, squirrel, panther,
porcupine. lamb. hyena. beaver, weasel.
leopard, deer. mole, camel. horse, hog.
rhinoceros, lion. calf. deer, sloth, cat,
kid, ape, rat, elephant, elk, hare. don
key, tapir.
M. 135.-Numeral Enigma: Rest,
Grafton, restoration.
No. 136.--Hidden Insects: 1. Fly. 2.
Bee 3. Ant. /. Wasp.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
Dainty Footgear.

To be well and neatly shod is one Of
the first necessities of good dressing, and
the care of fOotgear brings its own re-
ward in the way of economy.
For this latter reason, as we'll as for
comfort, always remove your shoes the
moment you come into the house. Walk
ing up and down stairs ruins pair of
shoes quicker than walking miles on the
pavement.
Slippers are nice for the privacy of
ones apartment, but they are bad for the
feet if worn constantly.
Wet weather makes india rubber over
shoes necessity, though they are bad
on shoes, drawing them out of shape and
permanently softening the leather.
Unlacing the ties of the shoes at night
very wide is good. 1t changes the lace
and prevents unshapeliness.
With care shoes last twice as long as
when they are roughly treated, and,
what is more, they will look fresh for
much longer time.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
No. 14O.-DiamOnds.

I. II. III. Nv.
o o %
900 900 900 900
10000 10000 10000 10000
900 900 900 900
0 o o O
Ii. A letter. >. Consumed. 3.
Dried grass. 1. To devOur. 5. A letter.
Ill. A letter =. An insect. 3.
Small PUPPY fruit containing seeds.
4. Sooner than. ). \ letter.
I'LL. A letter. 2. 4 luminary. 3.
To sweeten with sugar. 1. A short
sleep. 3. a letter.
W.. A letter. 2. DeXterity. 3. Oily
part of milk 1. \ yellOwish brown
color. ). \ letter.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
lsEAI..l
STATE OF MAINE.
COUNTY OF OXFORD, IS.

Board of County Commissioners, May session,
1895; held by adjournment June Is. 1905.
UPON the foregoing petition, satisfactory evil
dence having been received that the petitioners
are responsible, AMI that inquiry into the merits
% their application Is eXpedient, lr II ORDERED,
that the County Commissioners meet ut the post
Office at North Fryeburg. IN aidcounty. on Tues
day, August 18th, 1905, at ten of the clock, NJ,
and thence proceed TO view the route mentioned
I'm said petition; Immediately after which view
q hearing of the parties and their witness
es will be had at some convenient place In the VI
cinity and such other measures taken in the
premises As the Commissioners shall judge prop.
err. And II Is further ORDERED, that notice OF
the time, place and purpose of the Commissioners
meeting aforesaid be given TO all persons ami cor
poratlOns interested, by causing attested copies
of said petition and of this order thereon to be
served upon the clerk of the town OF
Fryeburg, In said County, and also posted
up In three public places In said town,
and published three weeks successfully In the
oxford Democrat, a newspaper printed at Paris
In said County of oxford, the first of sail
publications. and each of the other notices, to be
made, served and posted. at least thirty days be.
fore said time OF meeting, to the end that all
persons and corporations may then and there
appear and show cause. II any they have, why
the prayer of said petitioner should not be
granted.
ATTEST CHARLES +. WHITMAN, Clerk
true copy of said Petition and Order OF
Court thereon.
ATTEST CHARLES +. WHITMAN, Clerk.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
Notes for the household.

When garment is slightly scorched
in ironing, dampen the spot slightly and
hang the garment in the sun.
A tablespoonful of glycerine in wine
glassful of hot milk will often relieve a
severe coughing spell.
When potatoes are baked in their
skins they will prove nice and mealy if a
small piece is cut off one end to allow
the steam to escape while cooking.
When a tame pigeon has cut its feet
with glass or other rough substance, or
when it is lame from rheumatism, tur-
pentine applied to the affected part is
efficaciOu6
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
$780, xSzAE117E11
\ % ~. rssiIk

ment. Doctors treated me for rheu-
matism, but failed to help me. 1 lost
all confidence in medicine, but Doan's
Kidney Pills relieved me so quickly
and so thoroughly that l gladly made a
statement to that effect for publication.
This was in 1898, and during the six
years which have elapsed l have never
known Doan's Kidney Pills to fail"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr.. Bierbach will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster-Mil-
burn Co. Buffalo. \. Y. For sale by
all druggists: price, 80 cents per box.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
ISEAL !
EAL-l

COUNI1 Or OArOnb, %.
Board of County Commissioners, May session,
1895
UPON the foregoing petition, satisfactory evil
dence having been received that the petitioners
are responsible, and that inquiry into the merits
OF their application Is eNpedient, 1T Is ORDERED,
that the County Commissioners meet at the
Office of the selectmen In Oxford village, on
Thursday, August 10, 1898, at nine OF the
clock, A. NJ, and thence proceed To view the
route mentioned In said petition; Immediately
after which view "A hearing of the parties and
their witnesses will be had at some con-
venient place In the vicinity and such
other measures taken In the premises
as the commissioners shall judge proper. And
Il Is further ORDERED, that notice of the time,
place and purpose of the commissioners meeting
aforesaid be given to all persons and corpora,
lions interested. by causing attested copies OF
said petition, and of this order thereon, To De
served upon the clerk OF the town of Oxford,
and also posted up In three public places IN
said town. and published three weeks success
sively In the oxford Democrat, newspaper
printed at Paris, in said County of OK
ford, the first of said publications, and each
of the other notices, TO be made, served ana
posted, at least thirty days before said time of
meeting To the end that all persons and corpora
lions may then and there appear ami shew cause,
II any they have, why the prayer OF said peti'
TONERS should not be granted.
ATTEST CHARLES +. WHITMAN, Clerk.
true copy of said petition and order of court
thereon.
ATTEST CHARLES + WHITMAN, Clerk.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

All the words described do not con-
tain the same number OF letters. When
rightly guessed and written one be-
low another one of the rows Of letters
(reading downward will spell the name
Of Il character in one Of Dickens books.
CroSSwor(ls: l. One of the grand divi-
Sious of the world >. An autumn fruit.
3. \ color. 4. \ light producing appa-
ratus. ). A celebrated Greek sculptor.
6. TO take picture. Z. An elongated
fish. s. A vegetable. Q. A dealer in
drugs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Why He Retracted. Kilmore-After
all, Stedman isn't 80 bad a fellow. he
came to me, man fashion, and took back
all the things he had said against my
people.
Burman-Did it Voluntarily
Kilmore-Practically that 1t is true
l threatened to shoot him on sight if he
didn't retract, but that was only mat
ter of detail.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that she
has been duly appointed executrix Of the last
will and testament Of
CLARA WASHBURN, late Of Buckheld,
In the County of Oxford, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having
demands against the estate of said deceased
are desired to present the same for settle
ment, and all indebted thereto are requested to
make payment Immediately
June Goth, 1905. LEILA A. DAVIS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Gloves this season will match the cos
tune, at least they will correspond with
its shade. Some of the newest have lit
tie turned back cuffs of contrasting color
and many of the long suede gloves are
heavily embroidered. Embroidered silk
gloves are shown in elbow length to meet
the short sleeves of the new waists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he
has been duly appointed executor of the
last will and testament of
CHARLES b. BES Ely, late of Woodstock,
in the County Of Oxford, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having
demands against the estate Of said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement, and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay.
ment Immediately.
June Goth. 1905. GEO. W. RICHARDS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

SAYS 4 OF TWO
years I had kidney
trouble, and there
was such a severe
pain through my
loins and limbs that
/ could not stoop
or straighten up
without great pain,
had difficulty in get
ting about and was
unable to rest at
night, arising in the
morning tired and
out. The kid
ney secretions We're
irregular and de-
nnsited q heavy sedi-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he
has been duly appointed executor OF the last
will and testament of
JOHN FOYE, late of Canton.
In the County Of Oxford, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having
demands against the estate of said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement
and all indebted thereto are requested TO make
payu ent Immediately.
June 2Uth, 1906 NATHAN REYNOLDS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he
has been duly appointed administrator Of the
estate Of -
ELLEN HARRINGTON, late Of Greenwood,
in the County Of oxford, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having
demands against the estate Of said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement, and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay
ment Immediately.
1890 MICHAEL H. HARRINGTON.
June Goth, 1905.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he has
been duly appointed administrator Of the
estate OF
LUCY DUNALDs BRETT, late Of Waterford,
In the County Of Oxford, deceased, and given
demands against the estate OF said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement, and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay.
ment Immediately.
June Goth, 1905. EDWARD =. BRETT.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

To the Honorable BOarl of County Commits
sioners Of che County Of oxford:
whereas the boundaries of the highway leaf
ing from Otisleld town line 10 town line oil
Mechanic Falls via c. T. K. K. depot are lost
we the undersigned municipal officers, selectmeu
OF town of oxford. petition your honorable
board TO redefne the limits OF said highway and
have stones so placed that the same may Oe
determined.
CT. DURELL, Selectmen
f. l.. BURNS, of town
u. L. WILDER, of oxford.
oxford, May 9Th, 1893.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that she
has been duly appointed misunderstanding Of the
estate Of
ADOLPHUS f. HARLOW, late of Paris,
In the County of Oxford, deceased and given
bonds as the law directs AL persons having
demands against the estate OF said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement, and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay
ment Immediately.
June Goth, 1905. SUSAN +. HARLOW.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
No. IIl.-Anngram Rhyme.

She went to buy some -,
And when she brought the -,
e. dear" said she. II wanted to
Bring a nice present home TO you.
But could not choose twixt - -
A scarf TO tie beneath your chin,
A collar, of that
Some ribbon for your sailor hat,
Or, though you wear Il pretty ring,
A might bring"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
No. I30.-Transposnl.

The evening shades had come.
The shadows deeper grew.
I ONE the evening lamp
My sewing to pursue.
The baby clapped her hands.
With merry laugh and COO:
The sight that met her gaze
Filled her small heart with TWO.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

The pills that act as tonic, and not
as a drastic purge, are DeWitt's Little
Early Risers. They cure Headache,
Constipation, Biliousness, etc. Early
Risers are small, easy to take and easy
to act-a safe pill. Mack Hamilton,
hotel clerk at Valley CITY, N. D., says:
1.-TWO bottles of these Famous Little
Pills cured me of chronic constipation"
Good for either children or adults. w.
H. Howell, Houston, Tex, says: "For
years have used Little Early Riser Pills
in my family. No better pill can be used
for constipation, sick headache, ETC.,
than these famous pills. Scores of testi-
monials prove their worth. Sold by F.
A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Beautify your complexion with little
cost. If you wish a smooth, clear,
cream.like complexion, rosy cheeks,
laughing eyes, take HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea, greatest beautifier known.
IS cents. F. A. Shurtleff 4 Co.; Grin
Steyens
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he
e eas ee of 'u'' "pp"''" "'"'''"''' - viz
JOHN D. DUNN. late of Sumner.
In the County of Oxford, deceased, and
having demands against the estate of said de.
ceased are desired TO present the same for set.
Element, and all indebted thereto are requested
to make payment Immediately.
June Goth, 1905. CHARLES II. BONNEY.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
No. I44.-Removed Letters.

|. Remove the first and last letters
from Il walk and leave proposition.
-. Remove two letters from belonging
to me ana have ne.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscribers hereby give notice that they
have been duly appointed executives OF the
last will and testament Of
LOUISA ". THORNE, late Of Peru,
In the County OF Oxford, deceased. a II persons
having demands against the estate of said de-
ceased are desired to present the same for set.
t'ement, and all indebted thereto are requested
to make payment Immediately.
CORA A. HARLOW.
June Goth, 1905 MARY K. BASSETT.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Mistook the Punctuation. The Young
Woman surprised and indignanD-How
dared you kiss me, sir!
Penitent Young Man-Why, you said
you'd like to see me do it.
The Young Woman-But you know as
we'll as l did that said it with an excla-
nation point at the end!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that she
has been duly appointed executrix Of the last
will and testament of
JULIA Z. STEVENS, late Of Woodstock,
In the County Of Oxford, deceased. All persons
having demands against the estate Of said de-
ceased are desired to present the same for settle
ment, and all indebted thereto are requested to
make payment Immediately.
June Goth, 1905. ELIZABETH A. STEVENS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE,

The subscriber hereby gives notice that she has
been duly appointed executrix OF the last will
and testament Of
LEWIS BISBEE, late Of Sumner,
in the County of Oxford, deceased. III persons
having demands against the estate Of said de.
ceased are desired to present the same for settle
ment, and all indebted thereto are requested to
make payment Immediately.
June Goth, 1905. AURILLA SPAULDlNG.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Not cent wanted, unless you are
cured. If you are sick and ailing, take
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. A
great blessing to the human family.
Makes you well-keeps you we'll. 35
cents, Tea or Tablets. F. A. Shurtleff
& Co.: Grin Stevens.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he
has been duly appointed administrator of the
estate Of
STEPHEN r. PARSONS. late of Paris.
In the County Of Oxford, deceased, and given
bonds as the law directs. All persons having
demands against the estate of said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement, and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay.
ment Immediately.
June Goth, 1905. OSCAR w. PARSONS.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

"Ah!" sighed the fair maid. 81 know
what 1t is to have loved and lost"
"Indeed!" exclaimed the surprised
youth, who had hopes that her father
would give him job as son-in-law some
day.
eyes," explained the fair one, "Poor
dear Fido passed in his checks this morn
in0S
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
To the County Commissioners of oxford County
state of Maine.

To the County Commissioners of oxford County,
state Of Maine:
Yours D. titioners would respectfully represent
that the public convenience and wants require
that a rod road and highway should he lail out
and built OF improved with such changes or I'm
prOyements cOntnuanceS or dlscOntinu noes
as YOU may deem advisable for the public
cool and convenience. Beginning at tn
state line near the residence OF Chester Lewis,
on the west side OF the SacO river, the road ea't.
ing via OF the Universalist chapel on the west
side via % North Fryeburg to connect with the
county ROAD near the residence of Dexter
Walker, said road that Is to be built or improved
upon Is wholly I'm the town OF Fryehurg.
Dated at Fryeburg June 81. 1898.
W. NJ. CHARLIS, ct ais.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Mr.. Newlywed-By the way, dearest,
did ever tell you about that beautiful
heiress who once wanted me for hus-
band?
Mrs. Newlywed-No, dear; you have
never told me a lie yet that know of.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
NOTICE.

The subscriber h-reby gives notice that he
has been duly appointed executor OF the last Will
and testament Of
JULIA G. BATES, late of Paris,
In the County Of Oxford, deceased. All persons
having demands against the estate Of said de.
ceased are desired to present the same for set:
Element. and all indebted thereto are requested
to make payment Immediately
June Goth, 1905. LEWIS G.. BATES.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

THREE GOOD AND JUST REASONS.
There are three reasons why mothers
prefer One Minute Cough Cure: First.
1t is absolutely harmless; Second. 1t
tastes gOod-children love it; Third. 1t
cures Coughs, Group and Whooping
Cough when other remedies fail. Sold
by r. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

A. r. Bass, of Morgantown, Ind, had
to get up ten or twelve times in the
night, and had a severe backache and
pains in the kidneys. Was cured by
Foley's Kidney Cure. F. A. Shurtleff
4 Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
No. 1i3.-Indinn Puzzle.

meet IN Indian and take from him
two letters. One document he still re-
tains is an acknowledgment Of indebt-
cunesS. OF what tribe is he?
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Mamma-"Of course you said, oh,
this is 80 suddenr when Tom finally
proposed"
Daughter-"No; fully intended to,
but I was 90 excited ! forgot and ex-
claimed, AT lastt '"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
Her Motor Car.

Mary had a motor car
Propelled by gasoline.
And everywhere that Mary went
She rode in the machine.
The motor struck stone one day
And from its course detected
Doctor says that Mary Is
AS we'll as he expected.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Patience.-"Why does he object to
marriage?"
Patrice.-"He says he does not believe
that two can live as cheaply as one."
Suggest that if he marries you there
will only be one."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04
A SMOOTH ARTICLE.

When you find it necessary to use
salve use DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
1t is the purest, and best for Sores,
Burns, Boils, Eczema, Blind, Bleeding,
Itching or Protruding Piles. Get the
genuine DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Sold by +. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Where are you sick? Headache, foul
tongue, no appetite, lack energy, pain in
your stomach. constipation. HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea will make you we'll
and keep you we'll. IS cents. r. A..
Shurtleff & Co.; Grin Stevens.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

Exit. Mary Ann-l've come to tell
you, mum, that tn gasolene stove has
gone out.
Mistress-Well, light it again.
81 can't. Sure, it went out through
tn roOfn'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1905-07-04

"Why," said he, "does woman en-
joy going to the matinee and crying
about sorrows that do not concern her?"
81 don't know" said she. "Why does
a man enjoy going to ball game and
getting indignant at an umpire whose
decisions do not affect him in the least?"