davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-06-08

Richmond. vn.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-06-08

Much more OF this June rain dampness
and all the profit will be knocked out
of tho picnic and excursion season.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-06-08

Anyhow. the University of Chicago does
not fear the Rockefeller faint germ.
1t has swallowed three million dollars
worth within tho past two years.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-06-08

This country beats the world In build
ing and sailing yachts Why can't It do
the same in building and sailing mer-
chant ships?
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-01-18

un manifesto del prominente escritol
Leon Tolstoy, concitando al pueblo
ruso romper contra el Cesarismo y
no usar otra bebida que la sin riva
cerveza PABST de Milwaukee, que 4
la par de ser una bebida deliciosa sir
We de reactivo & los patriotaS en- las
grandes iornadas de la libertad.
Importadores M. +. Calder6n J
CO. Tetuan IL.
-Lo barato resulta caro-. 81 bien
es verdad que las <Pildoras Rosadas
del DR. Paniagua, resultan mas caras
que cualquier otra preparation SINH
lar, en- cambio estan preparadas cor
esmero y sus resultados son seguros.
-Mahana, ST logran reunirse loi
miembros de la Junta de Sandal, sc
celebrar& session. Esa session ha sido
transferida tres veces.
Ell doctor del Vale, del depar.
tamento de Sanidad, Sc ocupa actual
mente en- redactar una ordenanza para
reglamentar los envases para la con.
duccion de la leche.
-Tengase siempre presente que
mientras exista en ell sistema un exceso
de acido lrico no puede fur cionar nor
malmente ell aparato digestive. Eli
minar ell acido drico es curar la dis
pepsia.
Las <Pastillas Antlricass ayudan
al est6mago digerir los alimentos y
elimina simultaneamentee ell acido drico.
Ell sargento de la policfa insular
Gimenez, detuvo anoche en Bayam6n
asonce individuos por jugar q 10 pro-
hibido.
-Esteban Fontaner. fue detenido
en- ell pueblo de Bayam6n, por abuse
de contianza.
-Esta noche la banda de la Poll
cia insular celebrara retreta en- la Pla-
"a principal con un magnffco progra-
ma.
--Actualmente Sc encuentran cum.
plendo condena en- el dep6sito NUM-
cipal, IA mujeres y 45 varones, cum
plidos y IS pendientes,
Ell vapor <Antonio Lopez, toma-
ra puerto el % del que cursa, proce-
dente de Europa.
El <CaracasS saldrA para New
York el rs del corriente
Los sefiores Opksam Noting y
CO, Cincinnati, Ohio, enviaran q esta
isla 200 catalogos para nuevos Agen-
tes, quienes remitiran a Arecibo 80
centavos en- sellos para franquearlo.
Sc necesitan agentes en- Puerto Rico,
Cuba y Santo Domingo. No escriban
& Arecibo sino Microbes 8 Jueves al
General de la Compa-
dfa, r. Narvaez Rivera. P.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-01-18
INFORMAC|ON D|AR|A

-Hemos tenido el gusto de salu-
dar en- estas ofcinas, a nuestro esti-
mado amigo y correligionario don
Jose Ma Goicoechea, que ha regresado
en- el vapor sJulias de la Repdblica
Dominicana
-Ha sido capturado en- esta ciu
dad por el active policfa senior Pedro
Agosto, ell pr6fugo, desertor de la car
eel de Aguas-buenas, Pedro Orczcr
condenado por Ell delito de calauen-
to en- primer grado.
Aver la Corte fall6 ell pleito mi
ciado por Mr.. Robert Somewille contra
Mr.. E. H. Morton en- cobro de pesos,
resultando el fallo q favor del deman.
dante, quien estaba representado por
el abogado F. Antonsanti y Mr.. Hunt
representaba al demandado.
-Anuncia la prensa de New York,
que dentro de breve circular4 en- Russia
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-01-18
De AUSUBO
De todas dimensiones, venden Su.
cesores de Gonzalez Hernandez y o.
NAMEYES, p. r
CURA GARANTIZADA PARALAS
ALM0RRANAS

Simples y sangrantes; sxtsriorss
y con picaz6n. 81 no cura no pague.
Los Boticarios estdn autorizados por
los manufacturers del UNGUENTO
DE PAZO 4 devolver el dinero 81 ls
medicina deia de curar cualq uier easo
de almorranss, aunque sea cr6nico.
Los casos ordinarios 90 curan On seis
dias, los rebeldes, en- catoree. Una
aplicaci6n dc alivio J sosiegs. La
picszon Sc calma instantGneamente.
rs un nuevo descubrimiento y el dnico
que ofrece con una garantda positiva
81 el boticario no 10 tisne 90 10
enviaremos de aquf al redbir sellos de
eorreos equivalentes & SO centavos en-
orc americana, dirigiendo la carta &
PARIS MEDICINE CO., st. Luis,
Mo, z. U. de A., fabricantes de las
PASTILLAS LAXANTES DE BRO
AO-QUININA, el celebre rsmsdio pa
ra los rssfriados.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-01-18
Anuncio de vacantc

Hallandose vacante la plaza de
auxiliar de Sanidad de este pueblo
con el haber anual de sErECIENros
DOLLARS consignados en- presupuesto
por el presente Sc anuncia por ell ter
mino de diez dias, contar de la pu-
blicaci6n de este anuncio, fin de que
los se1ores medicos de la isla que quie-
ran obtener dicha plaza, envien sus
solicitudes al alcalde que suscribe.
Lares, Enero 10 de 1905.
ANTONIO c. GONZALEZ.
Alcalde.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-01-18

eayudan al est6mago q digerir los ALI
lmentos, y el proceso de Is nutrici6n SO
zlleva q cabo en- forma adecuada. Con
n uso de las <Pastillas AntGricas del
a ioctor LIE Roys, desaparece esa pesa-
: ie2 que sienten los disp6pticos en- ell
,st6mago despues de las comidas.
: a-LAS INDIGESTIONES Sc ali
D plan inmediatanente, con tomar dos
lellos, y radicalmente Sc curan con un
kolo estuche del Digestive Mojarrieta; !;
} Ein privarse de alimentos. Las Dis
bepsias y Gastralgicas, Sc curan con
Eomar 3 6 4 4estuches. Para curar ra-
licalmente las mas graves enfermeda-
Hes cr6nicas, gasTointestinales, Sc
lebe tomar durante 6 4 meses ell
Digestive MOjarrieta: que es ell unico
serdadero renedio gastro-intestinsl
. 'ompleto y radical, universalmente
,onfrmado superior a todos los otros
)aYa curar las enfermed AIDES del es-
;6mago.
\ PARA CURAR UN RES
LFRIADO EN- UN Ola tome las PAS
-, S LAXANTEs DE BRoMo-QUINI-
= r'''- Ell boticario le devolvera ell di-
81 no SO cura. La tirma de E. w.
GROVE SO halla en- cada cajita.
gPARA curar un resfriado en-
I'm dia tome las PAsTILLAs LAxAN-
TIES DE BROMo QUININA. Ell boticario
1 le devolvera ell dinero 81 no 90 cura
LILA frma de E. W. GROVE SO halla
: en cada cajita.
} | ANUNClO.-El que suscribe, ofrece
, kulas domadas 8 ind6mitas. RI que
, terese comprar algunas puede diri-
S;,4rse & esta Villa.-ALFREDo AMY.
III Coamo Julio 81, 1908.
\ gOFICJNA de asuntos admins.
'gativos y iud'ciales y agencia de me-
ocios de Jose G. del Vale, Allen %,
5tos. Gesti6n en- los departamentos
q Gobierno Insular, Ayuntamientos
rWribunales de Justicia. Para 10
: jAicial: abogados Acufa, Diaz Ma
: Iro' y Texidor. Buen traductor y
miauina de escribir.
p. t~<THE HELVETIA.@ .@27 calle
= d1la Cruz. Gran casa de hu6spedes.
, tlsble d. hotel.> Aposentos para ia.
\ mllias y personals solas. Comidas a
S Gil cnenta centavos cubierto. Bafios.
Teefono, 1872. Apartado correo. 295.
Propietarfo, Pedro Schira. Nota:
; Esle.hotel esta & cargo de una seflori-
la cagnefia.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-01-18

Ell sargento Padial del pg %
Juana Dfaz, csptur6 aver en- un 1n'
policfa Burgos en- ell barrio SAr y
Valentfn Rodriguez [al Guareto cln
plice en- ell robo ocurrido ha poodle
Barros. FL sargento Padial hs sIl
do para Barros.
Aver fue puesto en- libertad p
dro Arriete Donegaray, que cumaf
condena en- la carcel de San Juan.
DE Humacao comunica el tenar
to Mas que ha sido detenido Pei
Marcano, vecino del barrio <Bue|h
vista,s autor del robo de un reb.
Tambien han sido arrestados cus
individuos como presuntos autee
del hecho.
Sc solicitan sub-agentes pard
venta de la mejor maquina de escrik
<La Postal,. Pueden dirigirse al aap
te general en- San Sebastian, P. Z
Ulises Roman. 4
-oPor ell Departamento de Carit4s
Sc ha ordenado ell ingreso en- ell IS
nicomio de los aliepados Diego G.
procedente de Coamo, Felipe S.A-.
bria de Yabucoa, y Fred Schama ~
de Culebra. 60
Aver ingresaron en- la cafe
esta capital, Guillermo CouveT y
por delito de hurto de nenor cua "a
Juan Garcia Gomez, por hurto; IstA Ae
Gonzalez Batista por agresi6n; j
ma Morales Cortes por adulterio; u
nuel Ferrer Rios por adulterio; Sl
vador Velez Gonzalez por hurto b
menor cuantia; Antero Lopez Quirh
por aggression; Vicente Rivera LozIn
por delito contra la .justicia pGblks
y Lorenzo Maldonado Rivera lC
hurto.
AGran baratillo de calzado, or,
talerfa y iuguetes para nihos; en-
nuevo Bazaar de novedades <El Sol,
de Juan de la Mata, Cruz Is, Plal
Principal.
Han sido prestados por la Pol
cia Insular, en- el dfa de hoy los s
guientes servicios:
Sargento Mongil, ,'denuncia & Sal
tiago Monges, Manuel Gestera, Frar
MILAN, Vicente Aponte, Jose RosadC
Luciano Perez, jose Esteves, y Fell
Alfonso, por tener animales realengC
en- la via pdblica.
Guardia Domingo Rivera Cabrt
ra, arresta a Francisco Gonzalez
Leocadio Flores, por infraccion & la
Ordenanzas municipales.
Guardia Ovidio Gomez, arresta
Antonia Real y Cecilia Rivera, pc
actos inmorBles en- la via pdblica.
Las ePastillas Antliricas dc
doctor LIE Roy>, devuelven al apara
10 digestive la actividad perdida
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-01-18

vAR|OS ART|CULOS
Precios corrientes
AzIcar para el consume.
Mescabado claro de $3.50 q s..
De miel claro q 1915.
eentrffuga claro de s4.75.a5.
AGdcar americana de Ia Is5. 80 a 6,
Algod6n de St a7s.
Almid6n & $29
Cato corrieate S13
Cueros dulces s164
Cocos q 500 millar.
Ron rs grades Cartier de u centa.
ves gallon.
Maiz 4 1.5O
Sebo q s4} 90.
TabacO, nominal.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
Grim story Of Napoleon.

A grim story Of Napoleon Is told by
Christian Was in a Frankfort review
under the title Of Napoleon at Iafa.'
A great number OF the soldiers were
down with the plague, and one day
Bonapartc sent for his chief surgeon,
Larrey. III I were you" he said TO
him. II should put our plague patients
out Of their misery. 1t would save them
from having recourse TO opium to
yoothc them" But my duty Is TO make
them live" replied Larrey. Bonaparte
then revealed the grim truth. He ami
his staff were reduced TO travelling on
foot because the horses were all being
used for the transportation Of the sick.
He must therefore either abandon the
plague stricken 10 the cruelty Of the
enemy or get rid of them. Mr.. Was
maintains that the order was carried
out accordingly. There is an end, oh
serves the Journal DIES Debats. to the
illusion of the famous picture In the
Louvre Of "Bonaparte Visiting tho
Plague Stricken Soldiers at Yafa."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
alexandria '6azefte.
FRIDAY EVENING. NOV. 8. 1905.
swallowed Table KnIve. For Fun.

s.xaIto,yed Table Knives For Fun.
The glass eaters. iron chewers and ali
other classes of human ostriches' are
we'll known to the frequenters OF dime
museums and side shows, but It Is sell
dom that we see read or hear Of a
man who swallows indigestibles OF ex-
traordlnary size just for the novelty OF
the thing. Such n man, however. was
John Cummings, whose history Is CIV
on in extended notices in the medical
and surgical annals OF Boston. DE
watched a French sword swallower
one day and Immediately after at
tempted a similar feat with common
table knife. The knife accidentally
sllpped down his throat. and a few
DAYS later. 1t having given him no in-
convenience. he repeated the expert
ment Both of these exploits took
place at Havre de Grace, France. On
his return TO Boston he boosted OF the
feat and upon being bantered repeated
the dose again and again. During the
following ten years he swallowed in all
thirty-five knives and forks. finally dy-
ing in terrible agony. He died in 1909.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
4 Dramatic Scene.

The most dramatic scene ever wilt
messed In Westminster hall was that
trial in Henry Wills reign when 1870
men and II women appeared before
the king and some of his great mobiles
with ropes around their necks on a
charge Of being concerned in the rising
Of the prenticcs Oh the previous May
day. Fortunately they had good friends
Tn three queens Katherine. Mary OF
France and Margaret of Scotland
who begged for their pardon on their
knees. and when Henry at last yielded
10 such supplicatlons the prisoners. 1t
T. said. gave a mighty shout for JOY,
throwing their halters toward the top
of the hall" The stage has never pro-
duced anything TO rival that dramatic
moment.-IO ndOn Graphic.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
Cooking Fish In Clay.

"Thc natives Of the north woods
have more appetzing ways TO cook
fish than any other class Of cooks in
the world, | believe" said a TomalI
man.
The universal fdvorite, however,
seems to be the clay method. The fish
is wrapped in the clay without having
so much as scale rufled by the
cleaning knife. lie is not dressed. and
the only seasoning is a pinch Of salt
placed in the mouth. When the fish Is
done up in the clay the package is
placed in the cmbers Of the campfire
to bake. When it is done the clay is
cracked open, and the scales Of the
fish are found 10 be sticking In the
clay. and the mead is then broken Off.
The delicate flavor Of fish cooked in
this way cannot be described. Some Of
the cooks have habit Of cutting a
long cash along each side Of the dorsal
fin and inserting a slice OF fat bacon.
This adds greatly to the flavor OF the
fsh."-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
cro.. iarsdlAngeIs.


Near the village of Monterey Mass
IN the heart OF the Berkshires' on a
knoll peculiarly we'll fashioned by ma
ture for it's uses. is n burying ground
OF the Revolutionary period which pos
sesses more than ordinary interest by
reason Of its well preserved headstones.
These headstones were cut from ma
tive stone which has endured the ele-
ments so well for more than a hun
dred years that the Inscriptions arc
now almost as easily read as they were
when the stones were set in position.
A striking peculiarly is found In the
carvings on the headstoneS. apparent
ly all the work Of one sculptor VINO
had u speriai,y in the creation OF cross
Dyed angels. Almost every one or the
old headstones is ornamented Mt the
Top with the head of an angel. and
zach angel face i Enthusiastically and
painfully cross eyed. This Characters
tic has led some guests near the bury
ing ground TO call il the cemetery OF
cross eyed angels New York Trib'
une.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
Two Sforics.

Several years ago. soon after Treas
ure Island" had appeared and attract
ed public attention TO Mr. Stevenson.
two gentlemen were travelling up to
London from Norfolk. One Of them
was reading Treasure Island" Pres
emily. having finished the book. he
dropped II into his travelling bag, re-
marking. We'll. | think | could my
self write better child's story than
that" The ether. who, by the way,
was his brother. urged him to try.
Six weeks afterwlrd the former hand
cd TO the latter complete tale In
manuscript. 1t was king SOlomOn's
Mines" the first novel that made a
reputation for Rider Haggard.-LondOn
Queen.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
The Word "LondOn.o

What il the derivation of the WORD
"LondonT The usually accepted one
Is the Celtic "Llyn-Din," or lake city
referring to the historical fact that thu
city was built on a river that over
flowed at full tide and half surrounded
It. Other philologists have derived II
from "llawn" full and "dyn" IMAM
others again from lion" IA plain and
dun" "a HID. But the derivation Lun
Den, or grove city" seems more prob
able than most of these. The name
occurs In wooded parts Of Scandinavia
to this day.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
SOUTHERN RAILWAY

Schedule effective October g. 1900.
Trans leave Southern Railway Station
Alexandria:
7:55 4. M.--Daily-Local for Hanisonbur
Warren.cn, nanville and way stations.
l1:O8 A. M.-Washingion and Florida limit.
ed. Sleeping cars between New York and
Jacksonville. Through frst-class coaches
between Washington and jacksonville. Din.
ing car service between Washington and
Columbia.
1872 A. M.-Daily-U. S. Fast Mail. First
class coaches and drawing-room sleeper 10
New Orleans. Dining car service.
4:18 p. M.--Week Days-Local for Har
risoLburg and way stations on Manassas
branch
6:i2 P. M.-Daily-Local for Warrenton and
Charlottesville.
TAI P. M.-Daily-New York ard Atlanta
Express-First class coach to Atlanta; sleeper
to Columbus, Ga. Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays Sunset Route Tourist sleeper Wash
ington to San Francisco.
1907 P. NJ, No. SS-Daily-New York and
Florida Express. Through coaches and
sleepers to Columbia, Savannah and Jackson.
vile Sleepers to Augusta and Port Tampa.
Dining car service la Carte
10:17 L. M.-Daily-Washingto and Chat.
tanooga Limited (Via Lynchburgl. First
class coach and sleeping car TO Roanoke.
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep.
er TO Birmingham and New Orleans. Dining
ear service.
HOS P. M.-Daily-Washington and South ;.
western Limited. All Pullman train, club
car to Atlanta, observation cars 10 Atlanta.
Macon Sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta, Macon.
Birmingham, Memphis and New Orleans.
Dining car service
Through trains from the South arrive at ALI
exandria 6:l7, 6:32, 1923, 933 A. NJ. and
2:40 9:l0 and $3.50 p. N. daily. From HaT-
risonburg 1l:35 A. NJ. week days and 900 p.
NJ. daily. From Charlottesville 500 A. NJ. and
from Lynchburg 900 P. NJ. daily.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria S:21 A. NJ, lao, and
1853 P. N. week days for Bluemont; 6:37'
p. N. for Leesburg 900 A. NJ. and 1853 p.
NJ on Sundays only for Bluenon
For detailed schedule figures, tickets, Pull,
man reservation, etc., apply to WILLIAM G.
LEHEW, ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
II. B. SPENCER, General Manager.
S. II. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
W. II. TAYLOE, Gen. Passenger AgsnA
L. s. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington D. O.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
A Strange Thunderstorm.

II was strange thunderstorm that
struck Suffolk England Aug. 4, 1871
According to HoIinshed. the tempest
Of lightning came through the wall OF
BlIborough church and went yard into
the ground. knocking over twenty peo'
pie and killing two. Then it came up
again, mounted the steeple by way OF
the vestry door. broke the bells and
darted off TO Bungay, ST miles dis
tant. There, according to another
chronicler. 1t became a fiery black
dog, which dashed between two people
kneeling in church and broke their
necks and clawed another man on the
back so that he was presently drawn
together and shrunk up, as 1t were, a
piece Of leather scorched In a hot fire. y
Claw marks remained on the door to
prove the reality Of the black dog.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
We I,snnIIY Find Our Level.

DO not hypnotic yourself with the
idea that YOU are being kept down. Do
not talk such nonsense. Nobody Of
any sense would believe ii. People
will only laugh at you. Only one thing
IS keeping you down, and that Is your
self. There is probably some trouble
somewhere with you. OF course there
are employers who are unjust to their
help, there are instances in which EN-
plOyees are kept back when they
should be advanced but. as a rule,
this is only temporary, and they usual
ly find their level OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Magazine.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
The ReIgning Princess.

Every girl who has married and
moved TO another town learns in course
OF time how 1t feels to be a monarch
who is deprived Of his kingdom. She
Is princess before marriage and has
the front room upstairs. She marries
moves away, her sister next in years
becomes the relgnlng monarch, and
when the married woman returns home
on a visit some years later she finds
herself relegated TO back bedroom
with her sister, the princess, on a
throne In the front room.-Atchison
Globe.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
Washington Southern Ry

Schedule in effect April Is. 1905.
Trains leave station western end Of
Prince street for Washington and points
north at OF and 8 50 q. M. 1921, 254, 7O8
s 10, and IL "a p. M, week days.
Sundays 81 a. m, 1921, 708, s 10 and
1874 p. N.
south at 44S. 756 0IOcal), and II O5 a. M,
1859, OF local, and 40 D. M, week days.
Sundays As and IL 05 a. m, SO, 507
(local), and 6 40 p. m.
Accommodation for Quantico Sc a. m. Sun.
days only, 4 AZ p. m. week days and 8S2 D
m. except Saturdays.
NOTE Time Of arrivals and departures
and connections not guaranteed.
w. d. DUKE, c. w. CULP, w. p. TAYLOR
Gen. Man. Asst Gen. Man. Traf. Man.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS

AN OLD AND WKLL-TRIED Rem EDY.-
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has beer
used for over sixty wears By millions o.
mothers for their children while reernIng
With perfect success. II soothes the child,
softens the gums, ailsys all pain, cures wind
collie and is the best remedy for Diarrhga. il
pleasant 10 the taste. Sold by druggists in
every part Of the world. Twenty-Five cents q
bottle. Its value is incalculsble. Be sure
and ask for Nrs. Winslov's Soothing Syrup
and take no other kind.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03

A Cough Syrup which drives a cold out Of
the system by acting as eathartic on the
bowels is offered in Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar. Clears the throat streng-
thens the lungs and bronchial tubes. The
mothers friend and the children's favorite.
Best for Group, Whooping-c ough, etc. A
liquid cold cure and the only Cough Syrup
which moves the bowels and works all cold
out of the system. Sold by W. +. Creighton
4 Co., 40l King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
Old Time Advice to Travellers.


Edward Lelgh's Hints For Travel
ers" was published at the end of the
sixteenth century. Only those who
speak Latin should travel, he says, and
every one should be well grounded I'm
the true religion" lest he be perverted
abroad. Travellers should know their
own country before being allowed to
leave It, Before his voyage the traveller
Should make his peace with God, re-
ceive the Lords supper, satisfy his
creditors If he be In debt, pray earnest
ly to God to prosper him on his voyage
and to keep him from danger, and he
should make his last will and wisely
order ell his affairs. since many that 60
abroad return not home"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
FIattery Wins.

Woman of the House (scrutinizing
him sharply believe you are the
same worthless vagabOnd that was
here last week begging for something
to eat Saymold Storey-Yes'm, I'm
the Teller. The cold billed ham | got
here wuz the best | ever EFT, an /
couldn't resist the temptation to come
agin. That's why. Thanky, ma'am.-
Chicago Tribune.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1905-11-03
The Queer Pnrt.

MARY" said Kansas City Ran.,
man to his wife recently, 81 had g
queer dream last night I dreamed
you had a pair OF wings st. Peter had
just given you and was trying to III
them on you. Wasn't it queer that
your wings didn't fit your" YES" she
replied. but that wasn't the queerest
part OF It," What was?" "The fact
that you were there" she replied
Kansas City Times.