New-York tribune., 1905-04-10
Here lies the body of
EDWARD F. DUNNE.
He died a poor man but he was the father OF
municipal ownership and thirteen children
May be rest in peace
Here lies the body Of
F. DUNE.

II was entirely proper that the latest bull added
to the House Of Commons collection should be con-
tributed by the member from Donegal lie an
nounced his intention, while cross-quesuoning the
Attorney General for Ireland of putting another
question which distinctly arises. Mr.. Speaker. out
OF the which the right honorable gentleman
has not given" The House Toared
The Rest lie Needed-''Mrs Nagget.'' said the
doctor. your husband needs rest. He must go
"Oh. splendid.' she exclaimed I'll be delighted
Very good You can go for three months after
he comes back. That will give him six months
rest."-(P Philadelphia Ledger
one of the most picturesque remains OF the gIor-
les OF New France whose history and legends date
back to the age Of Frontenac and La Sale, is the
Old stone fort at Chambly. in the Province OF
Quebec The recent tablet the ruins with
its motto, Courage and Loyalty in French, bears
this Inscription: Tn the reign OF Louis XIV OF
France and Navarro. the Marquise de Nandreull
being Governor Of New France. this fort erect
ed In 17I1 burned in l77s restored by Guy Carleton
in 1777. abandoned IN 1871 IL repaired IN 1852
in the reign OF Victoria, Queen of Great Britain,
the Marquis OF LOrne being Governor General OF
Canada" etc. a fact which the inscription kindly
fails TO record is that the burning referred
by the American troops who. having captured the
fort In 1775. under General Montgomery. burned il
the following year when they retreated TO Lake
Champlain The various restoratiOns have been
made skilfully TO harmonize with the weather
beaten portions which resisted the fire more than
a century ago Its custodian. Joseph Dion. IN face
and manner has something OF a suggestion OF the
grand seigneurs OF the age Of Louis XIV and the
visitor Of to-day who ascends the River Chambly
or Richeleu IN of the small pleasure steamers
Will be well repaid for his visit to this Hchen COW
cred and historic monument of days 70 which his
tory and romance now give melancholy interest
Ohcer-I got you this time Mr. Burglar
Burglar-YeS, IT is a case OF Overconhdence. /
oldnt think there was cop the force that
suHered from inSomnia.-(ChicagO Journal
Senator Berry. OF Arkansas. according TO The
Buffalo Commercial tells Of a happy old darkv
who came down the country road singing camp
meeting hymns when another old wOolIy pated
one stopped him and asked the reason for his hap
piness. The reply was: us enjyin' my legion mo
an mo, Petah We'se ben revivaIin at ouah
chuch all wntah-'' Amy cOnvertin' bein' done2''
Vas. Petah, souls is bein saved by de hund ds
We has one gret preachah He tole US t'nIght all
bout Jonah swalleTn' de whale" AN whah did
dis Jonah come FUN? AhkansaW? 80 II dunno
Petah. dunno. case de preachah didn' say. But
l specks Jonah a Vaginny niggah." An
what makes yo' say Vaginuy nigEahT' Well
Petah. dem bg-mouthed Vaginny nigEahs nebber
tire O fish,
Nothin' Doin'.-The Publisher-We will publ,sb
against loss
The Humorist-Not me never could entov tores
at my own eXpense.-(Chcago News