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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-07-07

The Famou. Little Pill. EARLY
RISERS cure Constipation, Sick Head
ache. biliousness, etc. They never,
grippe or sicken, but impart early rising
energy. Good for children or adults.
Sold by-l'rLEMoS Bios.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-07-07
Military Bounty Land Warrcnts

Wanted; Will pay $500 for telling
me WHO has one whether buy it or
not
Il, X, KELLEY, Kansas City, Nc.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-07-07

college. Such honors are not often ac-
corded our county and we trust that our
people will come out. Ills address will
begin at 2 p. M.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-23
Hamburg
Is To Go To
The Coast
HAS SOLD HIS HOUSE TO c. NJ.
COOKE AND WILL REPRESENT
II. HACKFELD & co.

c. NJ Cooke has purchased the resi-
hence of j. f. Hamburg, at 1921 Kee-
aumoku street near Wilder avenue in
the Makik District. The price paid
has not been made public.
1t is understood that Mr.. Hamburg
will shortly go to San Francisco to re-
side as the permanent representative of
H. Hackfeld & Company on the coast.
He will be the buyer there for the con-
Germ and represent it in all ways.
Speaking of this some time ago Mr..
Hamburg said that the matter of keep
ing a representative at the coast was
one that had been considered more or
less for several years but at that time
had not been definitely decided on
though strongly contemplated.
Mr.. Hamburg is a director in H.
HaclSfeld & Co., and has long been
identified with the house.
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For Sale
AT AUCTION
Shortly at my salesroom, S57 Kaahu-
manu- street, Honolulu
Land at .KapOnO

LOCATION-The land of Kapono is
situated at Punaluu, Koolauloa,
Oahu, between the lands of Puhe-
emiki and Haleaha.
PATENT AND AREA-Royal Patent
(GranD S79 to L. S. U. and con-
tains 80 Acres, Rud, Ro. Ex-
cepting kuleanas.
LEASE-Twenty acres, rice land, now
under lease for 10 years from 1897,
at $500 per annum and taxes $24,
total 1924
BUILDING-It has a large building
and misunderstanding quarters
and storehouse for paddy. Cement
threshing floor.
WATER RIGHT-It has a water right
from the Waiono stream through
auwai, for irrigation.
SPRING-It has a water spring of its
own in center or land now unused
but could be piped to house lot
for domestic use.
HOUSE LOT-There is a house lot of
nearly three acres in area and
fronts on the belt road of this is
land.
BELT ROAD-The belt road cuts thro'
the makai end of this land
SEA ATHING-Facilities for sea
bathing is excellent, being only a
few feet fro mthe makai end of
land, and has a sandy bottom.
FISHERY-Fishery is free being Gov
eminent land.
STEAMER SERVICE-Steam John
A. Cummins calls at Punaluu.
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STREET
WILL WIDEN
SHACKS ARE OVER
THE STREET LINE NOW AND
WILL BE REMOVED.

Since the announcement made by the
Star that the unsightly shacks at the
southeast corner of King and Bethel
streets were soon to give way to a
modern building of stone which Nc
Candless Brothers are to erect some in
terest has been taken oyer the matter
of Just where the street line lies
A glance down Bethel street from
King will show that the frontage of
several of the hideous wooden buildings
labuts on the street AMI there was in
some minds a fear that their line was
the correct street line and that when
the new building was put up, Bethel
street, already narrow, would become
narrower still
THE line of the Postoffice is the cor
rect line" said j. A. McCandless when
asked about the matter this morning,
'the buildings that you see there are
at present abuting on the sidewalk
space. The land that they accupy has
been bought by the government and as
soon as they are torn down which will
be very shortly the line of the street
will be moved back. Our new building
will confirm exactly with the post
office line and there will then be a
good sidewalk the whole way up the
Waikiki side of Bethel street from Mer-
chant street to King
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-23
JUSTICE HARTWELL
ON ". n. ARMSTRONG
AN ELOQUENT REPLY TO THE
EULOGIEs PAID BY THE COVER
NOR AND OTHERS TODAY.

In replying for the Supreme Court
this morning Mr. Justice Hartwell said:
Judge Dole, Governor Carter and
brethren of the Bar, your words have
met a very quick response in the mind
of the Court; it desires to join very sin
cerely in this tribute of affection and
admiration for the character of William
NeYins Armstrong.
1t is rather as one of his friends that
1 should like to say what little l do say
about him.
To those Of us who had known him
long the announcement of his death
brought a very acute sense of personal
loss. He was a man of infinite va
riety and yet he was delightfully."- hu-
man, always genuine. 1t was not at
all necessary to agree with Armstrong S
opinions in orde to be very fond of him
and enjoy his society. He never was
wearisome, he could not be common
place if he tried to be and he never
tried. 1 think that his quick sympathy
with others was largely the secret of
the enjoyment everybody took in his
society. Old as well as young enjoyed
him immensely men and women alike
They took him into their condolences
and always were glad they did so. He
had very critical turn of mind; he
was in the habit of speaking in a dis
paraging way with what he would call
mere idealists, and yet that supurb
practical idealist General Sam Arm
strong, his brother, probably had no
more loyal thorough admirer than his
brother NeVns. His sense of humor
always came to the relief on the most
serious occasions, when otherwise the
situation might have been almost in
tolerable. l think those of us who
knew him well during some critical
times in Hawaii can remember such oc-
casiOns and like to remember them. 1t
was very difficult for those who might
sometime be recipients of Armstrong;
sarcasm to quarrel with him, he would
disarm them completely in the end by
his humorous expressions.
To explain why his personality was
so charming other than as l have tried
to do, would be very hard. The man
himself was difficult for me to explain.
l think that Judge Dole has given his
characteristics very accurately and adj
mirably everybody felt that he was
such a delightful companion. I had
myself sometimes thought that his
gaiety which he carried so often might
have been assumed; 1 did not know
whether the thought had occurred to
others or not, but l see that it did,
That it was his way of meeting the
troubles which came into his life He
was fortunate certainly that he was
able to do that.
Armstrong was a very brilliant man,
brilliant in his literary style and power
and in almost every way; and what is
much more, he was a good man.
Chief Justice Frear.-The motion is
granted and it is ordered that the reso-
luton be spread upon the minutes of
the Court.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-23
MANY SAW THE
LOGAN DEPART
LEFT FOR SAN FRAN
CISCO AT NOON TODAY-TOOK
WELL KNOWN PEOPLE.

A large crowd watched the transport
Logan depart for San Francisco today
at noon. A number of local people de-
parted on the vessel for the mainland.
The band was present and gave a con-
cert aboard the transport. A crazy
waiter on the vessel got violent and
jumped overheard shortly before the
vessel left. He was rescued and TAX
en- aboard the craft.
Col. Sam Parker and wife and Miss
Beatrice Campbell left for the main
land in response to news of the serious
illness of Miss Muriel Campbell
d. L. Van Dine of the Federal Elk
pertinent Station, left for the mainland,
accompanied by his family.
Mrs. S. w. Widdiheld left for the
mainland to reside
Mrs. c. e. Ramus, accompanied by
Miss Ramus, the violinist, departed for
a trip to the mainland.
Other passengers departing were J..
A. Corrie and wife, Miss Laura Walk
er, j. F. Clay and wife, Mrs. John
Hodson and daughter and Mrs. L. Fra
ser.
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BIBLE LECTURE.

DR.. Daniel Shepardson for several
years a special Bible student in He
brew and New Testament Greek, Ara
bic, Assyrian and Babylonian, under
Prof. w. R. Harper of Yale University,
will deliver a lecture on Book Studies
in the Bible" in the chapel of Central
Union church today commencing at 4
p. m.
Everybody is cordially invited to be
present.
DR.. ShepardsOn, who has been giving
mid-week Bible readings for some
time past, has been requested to give
some of his very valuable Book Stud
les in the Bible and it is the first of a
series of these which takes place this
afternoon.
This course of lectures has been given
throughout the United States with
marked appreciation.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-23

Sachs grand millinery opening is
now on and will continue until Wed
nesday, inclusive Some most ar
tistic novelties are being shown and
the event is attracting the general at
tention of the ladies of Honolulu. A
general line of new goods, especially in
the art department, silks and dress
goods, neckwear laces and ready-to-
wear departments, have been opened
up and are now on exhibition. N. S.
Sachs Dry Goods Co., Fort & Beretania
SITS
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NEW ADVERTISER ENTs.
NEWS In A NUTSHELL
Paragraphs That Give Condensed
News Of the Day.
WEATHER REPORT.

Local Office U. S. Weather Bureau,
Honolulu, T. H., October %, 1905.
Temperatures: 6 a. m, 70; a. M,
"A; 10 a. m. IS; noon 10; morning mini
mum 60
Barometer s a. m. 3OO1; absolute hu-
midty s a. m, GIGS grains per cubic
foot; relative humidity a. IN. 6S per
cent; dew point a. m. 60.
Wind velocity: a. m 16 northeast;
a. m. 49, northeast; 10 a. IN. 10, north
east; noon 10, northeast.
Rainfall during "a hours ended a.
m. IL inches,
Total wind movement during "a hours
ended at noon 81 miles.
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FORECLOsURB AFFIRMED

In the case of Sister Albertina, trus-
tee for Stella Cockett and others, the
Supreme Court this morning gave a
decision affirming the decree of fore
closure issued by the Circuit Court p.
A. Douthitt appeared for plaintiff and
c. w. Ashford for defendants.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-23
CAMPBELL ESTATE SUES.

Suit has been filed by the Campbell
estate against Neau and Hookahe, for
title to land in Kalihiuka. Plaintiffs
sue in ejectment and demand $4,000
damages. The land involved amounts
to 40 acres.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-23
BARETE ESTATE WINS.

The Supreme Court this morning de-
cided the case of James L. Holt, tax
assessor, VS., William Savldge trustee
OF the Barete Estate. The appeal was
from district court judgment for $919.-
IS for taxes. The court set aside the
judgment and remands the case to the
district magistrate.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-10-23

Per U. S. A. T. Logan, October %, for
San Francisco from Honolulu-Col,
Sam Parker and family, Mrs. L. Fraser
Mrs. John Hodson and daughter, ]. F..
Clay and wife, Mrs. C. E. Ramus and
daughter, D. L. Van Dine and family,
Mrs, S. w, Widdefield and child, ]. A..
Corrie and wife, Miss Laura Walker.
Per schr. Helene, October 20, for San
Francisco: H. B. Andrews and wife.
Miss e. N. Lufschmidt, j. F. Winter.
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MAHUKONA.

Arriving, October 1S.-Am. schr. H. c.
Wright Is days from San Francisco.
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Monday. Oct
DEPARTING.

Monday, October %.
Stmr. Keauhou, Tullenn, for Kauai
ports at p. m.
Am. schr. Helene, Larsen, for Son
Francisco at p. m.
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PRISON INSPT

PRISON INSPECTOR RESIGNS.
e. E, Gliding, prison inspector in
South Kohala, has sent his resignation
to Governor Carter
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SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVING.

Saturday, October 1.
U. s. S. Iroquois Niblack, from Pearl
Harbor at p. m.
Stmr. Leua, McAllister, from Pearl
Harbor at $40 p. m.
Sunday, October %.
Stmr. Likelike, Naopala, from Molo-
kai, Maui and Lanai ports at 1910 p.
m.
Monday, October %.
Am. schr. Helene, Larsen, for San
Francisco, at 2:8O p. m.
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LAHAINA,

Departing October 2O.-Am. bark Sea
King, for Newcastle.
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PASSENGERS.


Per sim. Likelike, October %, from
Molokai and Maui ports-Jack McVeigh
j. H Wilson, DR.. Moritz, Louis Self,
r. McCorriston, Alec Dowsett and four
dacIS
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MAKAWELI.

Arriving October 21.-Am bark w.
B. Flint IS days from San Francisco.
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A Good Thing

to prevent badness and the removal
Of dandruff is found in
PACHECO'S DANDRUFF KILLER,
1t is the most effective scalp cleanser.
It annihilates the dandruff germ-try
st.
Sold by all Druggists and at the
Union Barber Shop Telephone Main
2S2.
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Chr 1ihlp attn thR
Presbyterian Pastor, Chicago

child you solve problems The greatest lining that hap
pned the worlds life the birth of little lbabe still observe
the anniversary appest day Yet At the child often
his world treated him. mo for him as child; for
him when he grew manood only off, Killed. put of the
The great need and right of every child knowledge of the
Bible make clear three propositons(I) child needs
and has right the Bbe (2) the school does not give to him. Cd
the church and the only Institutions that to him.
Every child needs the Bible. He needs it for culture The best
Matthew Arnold and Thomas H. Huxley agnostics
pleaded that the Bible be made of the public school curriculum
Britain its Incompatible value for culture The
child needs for forming that most needed force social conscience
training him in how live hepul not harmfuy with other people
He him and real religious expert
it did, The curriculum public school in 1871 made
altogether religious studies We have separated church
state have Our school SYSTEM as is I'M
nnsey better of 1871 But schools do not and
the present of things cannot definite knowledge OF the
Bible or of the Christian religion to the pupils.
So we reach third proposonhe church and the school
the only institutions the children Biblical knowledge
This emphasizes the Importance of the church Sunday school, kinder
earte and of religious training OF the No work
Is more important for the church than this.
But above ALL biblical training belongs the home
burden on his wife and mothers give child the
hest part of his education you have the solemn knowledge that If
Won do not give he should John Ruskn said
that the one essential education the work his mother
did in setting him chapters and while little boy
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TIMBER LAND, ACT JUNE 3, 1873.
Notice for Publications.
October 18th. 1904.
United states Land office r,pl--..

United States Land --latttca---.aanE----s
Mimi.
October 18th 1904.
Notice is hereby given that in COM
pliance with the provisions of the act
of Congress of June 8. 1873, entitled
AN act for the sale of timber lands IN
the states of California, Oregon, Neva-
da and Washington Territory" as ex-
tended to all the Public Land States by
act of August A. 1892.
Clara Blanche Dewey, Of Grand Kapids,
county OF Itasca State OF Minnesota. has
this day fled in this Office her sworn state
ment No. 1882, for the purchase OF ths lob -
Sec 3. & lots & 2 & SEA of NWA OF Sec. w.
Tp. 65 N, Range II w. 4th p. IN.
And will offer proof to show that the
land sought is more valuable 1or lis
timber or stone than for AGRICULTURAL
purposes. and to establish his claim TO
said land before the Register and Re-
| ceiyer of this office at Duluth. MIME
| sofa on Wednesday, the 18th day OF Janu-
airy 1905. 49,,
She names as witnesses: George Il; dewey
| and Charles Sprague OF Grano hapius;;
Mimi, Alex Fraser and James thompson VI
| Duluth, MINI.
Any and all persons claiming ad-
| versely the above described lanos a[s
| requested to file their claims In this or
fee on or before the 18th day OF jan, 100.
/ VIM. e. CULKIN.
Register.
| III. L. SHEPHERD. Attorney
Duluth. MINI. 1913 12-3o
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Thr Eth If lI1ar
BY REV. PERCY sTIcKNEY GRANT.
Prominent New York Preacher.

tween the great nations of the earth
If did NOT feel that that true, would give my
There prdongng life dead level OF brute
force Even counting the of before de-
nations which have declared have done
so without seeing where wars were going to lead them.
If the United States before 1860 had bought the slaves paying the
each you know how much this nation would
The $1,000 apiece for hen nothing Of
terrible of gallant both sides the
pick and flower of the land.
Suppose those brave and OF body with courage and
ee had been spared country We cannot help feeling that
the United States would have been different country
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TIMBER LAND, ACE JUNE 3, 1878.
Notice for Publication,
United States Land Office. Duluth.
Nnyember 18th. 1904.

November 25th 1904.
Notice is hereby given that in com.
pliance with the provisions o. the acI
of Congress of June 3, 1873, entltleo
IAN act for the sale Of timber landS IN
the states of California. oregon, Ne
vada and Washington Territory, as
extended to all The Public Land SlaIss
by act of August 4, 1892.
Anton Hanson. of Superior, County Oh
Douglas State OF Wisconsin. has TINS Gay
filed in this office his sworn statement NO,
1914. for the purchase OF Lots S,9 " III u
section 6. in township 66, Range IA w.
And will offer proof to show that the
and sought is more valuable for us TIM
Der or stone than for agricultural pur,
poses, and to establish his claim to sald
land before the Register and Receiver
of this office at Duluth, Minnesota, on
Friday the 24th day of February, 1905.
de names as Witnesses; John Syallano
and Oscar Hanson. of Harding. via TDWer
Mimi. Victor Monson and John Peterson OIL
Superior, Wis.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested TO file
their claims in this office on or before said
24th day of February. 1904
WA. E. CULKIN. Register.
1, Grettum. Atty 1918 eli
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TIMBER LAND, ACT JUNE 3, 1878.
United States Land Office. Duluth.

united states Lana OILlce, OuiutA'
MINI.
November s, 1904.
Notice is hereby given that In COM
pliance with the provisions or the act
of Congress OF June 8. 1878. entitled
IAN act for the sale Of timber lands In
the states of California, Oregon. Neva-
da and washington Territory. as ex-
tended to all the Public Land States by
act Of August 4. 1899.
Albert Kolstad. OF Ely. county OF ST. Lonis.
State OF Minnesota. has this day flied Ia
this Office his sworn Statement NO; ss99 t0f
the purchase OF Lot l, OF SECTION No: :, in
townships NJ. range II. w. 4th p. N,
And will offer proof to show that the
land sought is more valuable for tts
timber or stone than for AGRICULTURAL
purposes. and to establish his claim TO
said land before Geo. Westcott, U. =. Com
missioner. at his office at Ely. MIMI on
| Friday. the 10th day of February; 1870
lie names as witnesses: Jos. hoy' James
Bale. Cyril Fortier, and jacob Lampi, All ot
| Ely, MINI.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are requested 10 ne
| their claims in this office on or oetors saio
| 10th day of February. 1905.
WIN. E. CULKIN. REGISTER.
~ - ILLS l-2o
80
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TIMBER LAND, ACT JUNE B, 1878.
Notice for Publication.
United States Land Office, Duluth
MINI

Dec. Both, 1904.
Notice is hereby given that in COM
pl1ance with the provisions of the act
OF Congress of June 3, 1873 entitled
AN act for the sale of timber lands in
the states of California, Oregon, Neva-
da and Washington Territory" as ex-
tended to all. the Public Land States by
act of August 4. 1892.
Frank l.. Savoy, of Ely. county Of St.
Louis. State of Minnesota, has this day ill
cd IN this office his sworn statement No 99T7
for the purchase of the NW4 OF NWA of
Sec 26 and NEA of NE4 of Sec. 81. TIP. 62n.
K. ID W. 4th p. M.
And will offer proof to show that the
land sought is more valuable for it's
timber or stone than for agricultural
purposes. and to establish his claim
to said land before Geo. Wescott d. S. Com
missioner. at his office at Ely. Mimi, ON Fri
day, the 7th day of April. 1905.
he names as witnesses: Ed Robinson
John Smerker. Matt Daniels and VIM. Crib
bon, all of Ely. MINI.
Any and all persons claiming adj
versely the above described lands are
requested to file their claims in this Of
dce on or before said 18th day of April, 1905.
WIN. E. CULKIN. Register.
1-63-10
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application for Liquor LieeRs

state OF Minnesota,
City of Ely.
Notice Is hereby given that application
has been made in writing Co the city council
OF the city OF Ely and filed In the office OF
the city clerk praying for license to sell
liquors for one year commence
ing December 18th. 1904. and ending Decem,
Der 18th, 1905, ind 70 the following named
person, vizi
TH0s. SKANPzE,
In the lower front room OF the building sit-
mated on lot 3, block 4. Cranes re-arrange-
ment of Lots to 5. City OF Ely
Said application to be heard and deter.
mined by said city council at the councli
chambers In the city hall In said city.
county and state. on Tuesday the ora uay
OF January. 1905.
Witness my hand and seal OF said city
this 10th day OF December. 1901.
is-ls 1880 L. ]. WHITE, City Clerk.
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Good Advice.

Tailor-I really must ask you to pay
my account, sir.
SWellington-Awfully sorry, don't
you know, but haven't got any money
just now.
Tailor-But I must have it. can't
afford to give such long credit.
Swellington-Then, my good fellow,
you'd better sell your business to some
one who can.-Ally Sloper.
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Circumstances Alter Cases.

Circumstances Alter Gases.
Inspector-How fast does sound
travel?
Young Sharpshins-It depends.
Inspector-What does it depend on?
Young Sharpshins-Why, when
mother calls upstairs that it's time to
get up, it travels about yard min
ute; but when teacher says "Close
books, it's IL o'clock" it runs about
five miles a second.-Ally Sloper.
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Every generation
will put more morality
and more brains into
what is called the social
relationship, and this
in itself is bound to put
an end to all wars be-
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''Was your baby sick last night?"
asked the man who lives in the next
fiat. "It cried so that it made my flesh
creep"
HE had a little tummy-ache," re-
piled the fond father. "But it pro-
duced different effect on me. He
cried until my flesh got up and
walked. "-Cincinnati Commercial Tri-
bune.
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Tnsultino Mani

Julia! Julia!" called the lady from
her dressing room.
What do you want, dear?" answered
her husband, from his smokingroom.
why, l want Julia to come to me. l
was to have my hair washed to-day"
well, guess Julia's attending to it.
just saw her going down to the laun-
dry and she had bundle in her hands. ="
-Yonkers Statesman,
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How He Liked Them.

'sHow will you have your eggs
cooked?" asked the waiter.
Make any difference in the cost Of
'em?" inquired the cautious customer
with the brimless hat and ragged beard
NO"
"Then cook them on the top of slice
of ham," said the customer, greatly re-
lieyed.-Smith's Weekly.