New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-10
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Dresden has odd institution, municipal
newspaper. not like New Yorks City Record but
real journal printing the news of the day 1t was
hequeathed to Dresden by DR.. Cunt. 1t has a
large circulation and is the chief advertising
medium of the neighborhood. Its profits ap-
piled TO identifying the city and to charity.
Needed Them in His Business Miss Gotrox-
Nearly all my admirers think should be able to
get tips from you on the market
1t won't be long before I'll be ready to unload the
stock I'm carrying.-(Puck.
teacher according to The Indianapolis News"
was instructing her class of infants in a Sunday
school She was letting them finish sentences
which she began. The idol had eyes, she said
but it Couldn't See cried the children. 1T
had ears but it Couldn't Hear" said the
class 1T had lips, but it Couldn't Speak" said
the children. ut had a nose but it Couldn't
Wipe it," shouted the little ones
she-He's always got a smile on his face now.
He-WeII where would you expect him to have It?
illustrated Bits
The efforts of engineers to save Helisoland from
the sea are likely TO prove unavailing. Since the
cession Of the island TO Germany in 1880 Heligoland
has lost much OF its area. not only through the
corlanse of its sandy cliffs which offer fragile
sistance TO the encroaching sea- but also through
sinking of it's south shore. Engineers have been at
work filling crevices with rocks and building break
waters but it has been found that the very sea
floor on which these have been constructed Is
unstable In 1890 the circumference of the island
was three and three-quarter miles. 1t is now three
miles.
He Told Her why..--Peckem,I have been asked
to join the Married Mems sc Cub TRa my my dear men
Pfee Pee misery loves company, you know
A new asphalt pavement had been laid in front
If the home of "a little Chicago boy. He was de-
ding 10 Chronicle
walk l1pon It while it soft. His mother ex-
planned 10 him why he should not do So This
temptation, however was too great lie walked
and was brought into the house Mamma, sohped
he in disappointment. you don't know how nice
It is to walk out there: it's just like chewing gum
with your heelsl'
SLUMP IN TEJTTON PIG.
THE meat famine in Germany exciting the whole
now being raised by all clalses-(p DAILY MALL
The Germans deprived of their native f supply S
But the Russians on their side by fortune for
Are occupied wholly in saving their bacon
The Editor of The Holdenville dnd, To Tribune"
has evidently walked along tie rose strewn"
pathway of the country newspaper editor ana ne
expresses his grathcacion as follows: HOW you
like be the editor. and in the sanctum reost and
skim through old exchanges and write for Jones
boost. and give Young Sport a calling down. Old
skahs ripping up, describe Miss pashs new silk
gown and praise Bill Sykes bull pup? To take In
Ihree-odd dollars and pay out sixteen more. 10
scheme TO make two dollars do the work OF more
than four to clip and paste, and sweat and swear,
and in your pants big holes TO wear; TO cuss your
luck and write hot stun. be slow to anger, quick
TO bluff dun old subscribers neer get blue. go
chase up news at TOO? think Il Is Just lovely. and
SO, no doubt, do you(O.'
A Great Success-Magazine Publisher-Weve got
great magazine this month. 80
Magazine Editor-Yes, | TANK hs pretty good
yses Iha5 sLgry OF haven, read snvtbInr
in your section But Just look at thatl Two hun
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