The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-17
THISTLES.


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You remember, ss'd MI O'dba'eb, who
had only ,ilsbt fringe sfouud The back Of
bis brad, lhs, all The hairs Of cur besds are
ramhcred ie,. felgined Miss CAustiqat,
and I, seems thsl all Of yoafs are back
nu,abcrs,
-Ssil-isu'l she a peculiar girl She
wouldn't lnos a, him when be was rich, but
pow, after be-. lost al HE money, che se-
cepis him. Belle-weii, you know how
crsfy every woman 10 10 get anytbioa
that's reduced
This "a glorious, exclaimed the fair
maid ~ the motor car struck smooth
stretch OF country road and the young
man let the machine 70 at full speed. But
who are those two moa that have been fol-
lowing u 10 ruasboui all the morning :
Never mind them, he replied One ls the re-
pair man and The Others the surgeon.
II never would have proposed TO you II
you hadn't roped me 10. declared the irste
husband His wife remslned perfectly calm,
and her smile was eKssperating. Why,
don't you suppose know THAR abe replied
That's the reason foped you 10.
Friend whats that big boz on the
front OF your mAehlneY AutomobIlist-
That's Gamers for taking moving pictures.
You zee, 10 80 fast don't have time to
look At the scenery, and so photograph 1t
o. 70 along.
Old Chum-You get very well paid for
performing marriage ceremonies, do you
not Clergyman Yes rs rule. But
think Of the Inconvenience and expense |
sm put 10 every time atm summoned az
Awiinoss 10 diverse court.
Mrs.. Newrock, examining a picture
II don't know Just what fault there is TO
find with II, but Her usband-Weli,
buy !, and some OF your friends will be sure
70 tell you.
My, how my wife does aggravate me.
Why, you surprise me She seems so mild
always That's just it--her awful meek
ness. Whenever No have an argument and
I'm 10 the right, shs always signs and says,
"oh, very well, dear, have 1t your own
way"
Don't you dislike the summers when
your wife Is gone all the time' Well, dis.
like winter good deal more Why, be-
cause she's at home' No, because | have
TO work like smoke all winter TO psy back
What borrowed for her TO spend during
the summer.
The good fairy called her assistant and
showed her golden boz, Take this box,
she said, and locs It carefully Ia the safe.
1t contains good advice. My mistress, re-
piled the assistant, why should W. lock Up
good sdylte No one wil ever take Il.
Chief 40 you want place on tho
police force. What are your recommends
tions' Applcant--l've been henpecked
for twenty years and can listen to troubles
by the yard without ever turtirg hair
"A mother wss showing her dear little
Joe picture Vt the martyrs thrown to the
lions aud was talking very solemnly to
him, trying TO make him feel what terri
bic thing IL wac. Ma, said he all at once,
oh. ma, last look At poor little lion right
behind there, He WON'T get any,
--on the beach Eear "a Engllsh town a
sign bearing this legend was nailed to a
post Notice. Any person passing be-
yond this point will be drowned. BY order
Of the magistrate.
Young Hushsnd--I wish we're sipgle |
again. wife--whst fors You monster
Young Husband have the Joy Of mar
rying you again. Wife--You darling.
--Ths, brother Of yours, Lucy, said the
man Of the house, seems to be pretty |
tough ,ebsrac,cr. Deed he Ia, sub, replied
the coloret msit He iss' nstchelly seems |
10 be dc white sheep OBJ our family, sho'
nun
--Thnbk the Lord FOR trouble he eI.
claimed. Well, wellt You're queer Eel. |
low. Not al ali. You see, when you're |
ln trouble 10 man Atss you 10 iHdor,e for
him. Your summer friends ash, shy OF
you.
liz funny, replied the thouahrfrl cid-
net, What's tannyY The way man ~ho
spesds all his spare time praying for the
regeneration al his party will get Indignant
a, the suggestion that be vote the oppos-
tict ticket fos ouce.
what's Professor ssimmords doing
rnws Has an the tsrfur. ttssfoyo iscsnr. |