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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12

which were exceedingly variable, soms.
times excessive and at other times
scanty. The color was high. and pass
ages were accompanied with q scald-
ing sensation. Doan's Kidney Pills
soon regulated the kidney secretions.
making their color normal and ban
ished the Inflammation which caused
the scalding sensation. can rest
we'll, my back is strong and sound and
feel much better in every way"
For sale by all dealers, price 50
cents per box. FOSTER-MILBURN
co Buffalo NJ "
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12
alssthe Fifth Avenue Parade.

Hespectable Deacon wish that
young Canon Mayberry weren't oblig.
ed to preach to such a small congrega.
ton. ,5s,r
Frivolous WidowSo do I. Ever,
time he said Dearly beloved" this
morning, felt as II received a ,-o.
posal. Smart Set.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12
Mi!Iet'. House to Come Down.

The Paris mansion of NiIlet, the
creator Of "The Ange!us,"lis being
4 torn down to make room for modern
flats. It was one Of the landmarks Of
thu French capital.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12

A tonic made up largely OF alcohol
will shrink the corpuscles of tho
blood and make them weaker for
resistance. A cod liver oil makes
the stomach groan because it is irri- |
tating. What is needed.is an alter
alive extract made of roots and
herbs, without the uBe OF alcohol.
that will assist the stomach in A.
Stimulating or taking up from the
food such elements a. are required;
for the blood, also an Alternative that
will assist the activity of the liver
and cause it to throw of the poisons
in the blood. When we have accom-
plished this we have put the system I'M
a fortified condition 60 strong that it
can repel the germs of disease which
we find everywhere-in the street cars.
the shops, the factories, the bedrooms,
wherever many people congregate, or
where sunlight and good air does not
penetrate.
Accept no substitute for Golden
Medical Discovery" There is nothing
"just as good for diseases of the
blood and lungs.
DIR. R. '. PIERCE. Buffalo. N. Y:
Dear Sir-Your "Golden Medical Discov-
cry is sick mans friend; For the past,
coScu yoaIS my uealtn gradually tailed. L.
lost my appetite. became nervous and debili-
tated. very Respondent and unable to Sleep
No medicine helped me until tried Doctor,
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It put
new life into my veins and increased vitality
until could once moro enjoy life and attend
to my business. Eight bottles affected . COM
pletS cure and gladly do recommend it.
Very sincerely yours,
GEO. N. TURNER,
20s California st.. Denver. Colo
Elk. Financial Secretary International
Brotherhood Of TeamsterR
The bible Of the body is the name
given to DR.. Perce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser, of which over two
million copies have been sold. Send
81 cents in one-cer. stamps, for thia
1OO0-page book in paper covers, or 81
stamps for the loth-bound. Address
DR.. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12

When a man thinks he is smart
enough to outwit others he becomes a
fit subject for schemers.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12

beers increase with health decrease with illness NAL
guscles and building healthy tissue doubt Doctor
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery This medsne has been
the market for third of century and numbers
ito cures by the thousand
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12

Every woman likes to believe that
money has no part in the choice Of a
husband.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12
.Alabastlne ....
Your
Walls

, Typhoid Fever, Diphtheria,
Small Pox - the germs of
, these deadly diseases multi
. ply in the decaying glue pres
ent in all kalsomines, and the
decaying paste under wall
] paper.
! ALABAsTINE is 4 disinfectant: it
J destroys disease germs and vermin;
is manufactured from stone cement
base. hardens on the walls, and is az
enduring as the wall itself. ALABAs-
TINE is mixed with cold water. and
any one can apply it..
.. Ask for sample card of
beautiful tints and informa-
ton about decorating: Take
no cheap substitute.
Buy only in pound packages
properly labeled.
. ALABASTINE COMPANY
Grant Ave-. Gland Rapids. Mich
ss..sNev York Office, los Water St.as..
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12
4Apsv womr IN.

Mrs.. Pare.
wife Of g. B.
p are, -
pro m ! n e n t
resident Of
g ! q Sc o W,
KY. says: Il,
was suffering
from q COM
plication Of
kidney trou-
bles. Besides
a bad back,
l had a great
deal Of trou-
BILE with the
Sacro ti0n q
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12
The Usual Way.

The Usual Way. =
When you begin to iell your trou-
bles to man he nearly always inter-
rupts you for the purpose of telling
you his.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-12

The man who had so suddenly fall
en- into their midst was rapidly re-
gaining his faculties and by this
time able to speak. He growled an
oath and rubbed the side of his head.
Where did you come FROM" ask.
ed Paul
From alott on the cliff" he an
swered.
What were you doing up there?"
"Tryin' to cross. Was any harm in
that?"
II recognize you as one of the men
who robbed me-"
Mate, yer off yer course when we
accuse me o. doin' that"
"You are one of the two men who
seized your captain a few years since
and have made away with him."
Eyer on the wrong tack again
mate. l hain't done nothin' o. the
kind, | tell ye."
Where is your captain?',
Don't know
Paul determined to keep close
watch on the rascal and conduct him
across the mountains to the camp on
the Klondyke, where punishment
would be melted out to him according
to frontier ideas of Justice.
Paul bound his arms behind his
back and told him to sit in front Of
the fire.
The night passed guarding the
prisoner by turns, and when the day
dawned he was still among them
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
Lockhart's Millions.

One Charles Lockhart died the other
day in Pittsburg, leaving an estate
valued at $4,000. 900. LOckhart had
been an obscure man. in spite of his
enormous fortune. His name and eX-
istence were unknown to the public.
Fifty years ago a man worth tenth
of this amount would have been con
spicuous. He would have been one of
the most noted men of his day. But.
now-what is a mere $3.50, 900 now?
man may possess that much and be
utterly unknown outside the narrow
circle of his financial associates.
1t is said that Lockhart's income was
SIS, 000, 900 a year. This is equal to
the annual income of 10000 wage-earn-
.ers. Yet it does not appear that Lock
hart had ever done anything TO put
mankind in such enormous debt to him.
He owned Standard Oil stock, and de-
rived his income from that source, but
he does not appear ever to have had
anything to do with the management
which has made that stock so valuable
and productive. No part of the indus
trial and financial genius which is the
chief capital of that great institution
has been contributed by him. He has
remained idle and unknown, while
modern industry and civilization have
heaped his lap full of gold. The old
question comes up again: Can a man
accumulate so great a fortune hon
estly? Perhaps he can if he contrib
utes enough of himself to the upbuild-
ing Of industry.
But it may certainly be questioned if
a man who sits idle m the whirl of
world events and, by the mere invest
ment of money, profits by the genius
and toll of others is justly entitled TO
such great riches.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
THE Milwaukee ROAD
is GOING TO PEORIA
Purchase of Property Shows They are
Headed Toward the Still
City.

1t has been known for some time
that the Chicago. Milwaukee & St
Paul railroad has been trying TO gain
entrance into Peoria From the fol
lowing dispatch it will be seen that
they are moving in that direction:
Chicago, Feb. 1G.-The branch of
the Illinois, Iowa & Indiana road be
tween Clinton. Iowa, and Streator. has
passed into the control of the Chicago.
Milwaukee & St. Paul road. The lat
ter road has also acquired all of the
rolling stock operated between Nc
Nabb and Rutland by the Toluca. Mar
quette & Northern. An extension of
the latter road between Magnolia and
Rutland a portion of the track being
laid is also under the control of the
St. Paul.
The road is to secure an entrance
into Peoria at the earliest possible
time. At present the st. Paul is NOV
ing business over the tracks of the
Chicago * Alton out of Peoria as far
as Custer. where the junction of the
Alton and TOluca branch is located.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
Japan Not so Small.

Although the maps show that the
japanese archipelago is very small it
will surprise most people to learn that
il is larger than England and has six
million more people than France. You
will also be greatly surprised at the
wonderful amount of good you'll re-
ceive from taking a few doses of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. especially
when the stomach is weak. the liver
and kidneys inactive or the system run
down. II is natures own remedy for
the many ailments of mankind and
never fails 10 cure loss of appetite.
belching, blOating, headache, insomnia.
general debility. costiveness, fatu-
lency. indigestion. dyspepsia chills.
colds or la grippe. Therefore we urge
a trial at once. The genuine is for
sale by all druggists and has our pri-
vate stamp over the neck of the bottle.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
Give Them q Chance.

When Nicholas ~ and his grand
duke advisers say the Russians are
unfit for constitutional government.
they decry one of the worlds strong
est races in latent capabilities. The
Russians. like the most enlightened
divisions of mankind. are a composite
people They have. 10 an unusual de
gree, the power of asSimilating the
races and tribes with which they are
brought in contact Strong in body
and sturdy in mind. they form an i'm
portant portion of the white race
They are of the north. with all its
fiber, courage. persistence and enter
prise. Centuries of repression have
had temporary influence on their
temperament. but TO say that they
are unfit TO take the steps toward gov
erning themselves is race SANDER
Ii was formerly contended that
slaves and serfs were unfit 70 serve
any purpose in life except that OF their
owners The world has left that the
ory bcilsud In Russia great cities
have bc~r h'-si industries are organ
lied and soc al life rests on an avowed
basis az morality. More than most
other races the Russians act with de
liberation, and they would be oonseV-
natives If they had share in ruling
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
The Pneumonia Season.

Coughs and colds in children as well
as adults are frequently dangerous At
this season of the year. and a little
precaution now may save much tFou~
bic, worry and expense Kennedy :
Laxative Honey and Tar. a combined
cough and cold cure-a new scientific
discovery in medicines a certain
cure for coughs, colds. Group. whoOp-
ing cough. etc. The coughs and colds
are cleared out of the system by gent
" moving the bowels. and at the same
time the throat, chest. lungs and bron-
Chiai tubes are so strengthened that
there is little probability of danger
kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar is
pleasant to take. Contains no opiates.
Sold by all druggists
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

Swinbourne. the poet. spends his
declining years in tranquil pursuit of
the simple life. although it is doubt
full whether the book or the fad has
ever disturbed his peaceful retreat A
friend says of him that he lives in pos
session OF his needs. Bounded on all
sides by the best books. enjoying the
close companionship of the truest
friend ever given man of genius.
and finding in a long walk at post.
mans pace a full satisfaction for the
body's craving after exercise, he lives
through the twilight of his days in n
greater security and under the spell of
deeper peace than he knew in the
boisterous dawn of his life"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

II is stated that in Great Britain 10
per cent of all classes of pauperism
are due TO drink and in Germany go
per cent In Germany drink leads to
1000 cases of suicide every year and
supplies the Iunatic asylum with some
thing like 5000 victims.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

A grandson of Gen. Shrapnei. who
invented, in 1904. the missile that has
cut such a figure in the RussO-Japa-
nese war, is endeavoring to obtain
from the British government some. at
least. of the 5000 his grandfather
spent for the benefit of his country, re
ceiving for that and his invention no
recognition. and dying poor and brok-
en-hearted after the manner Of iuven-
tors
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
Alderman Charles Kaltenhauser

Alderman Charles kaltenhauser of
Pittsburg probably is the worlds heav-
lest justice of the peace. tipping the
scale at Sos pounds. When indicted
into Office Is years ago he weighed
sos pounds. Under medical instruc-
tion he took exercises of all sorts some
time ago and managed TO get down TO
400 pounds. but lapsed for a few days
and took on flesh rapidly. Then he
gave II up and for several years has
constantly weighed about $50. His
health is good.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

Republican politicians are in a strait
between two. They are anxious 10
keep the good will of the administra
tion and at the same time curry favor
with the senate. II is somewhat anus
ing to watch them trying to keep step
with the powers that be. going in diff
ferent directions.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

themselves under a magma charta.
They love their county. aside from its
absolutism, as much as other men.
if it were not 50, they would have been
far less patient with huge autocracy
that is a sort Of dollhouse growth. I'm
der a constitution there would surely
be. and quickly, new and greater
Russian people.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

New York is going to have a fair in
1909 to celebrate the discovery of the
Hudson river $4,000. 900 company
has been formed to finance the under
taking. To rob St Louis of its lau-
rels so soon is cruelty
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

TERMS - Daily. 10 cents per week
Weekly. 81 per year in advance
All communications of argumentative
character. political or religious. must
have real name attached for publica-
ton. No such articles will be printed
over fictitious signatures.
Correspondence solicited from every
township in Rock Island county.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets. a new remedy for stomach
'roubles. biliousness, and constipation
and a good one Price % cents. For
ale by all leading druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

Secretary Morton has a congressional
investigation ON his hands. He has
been buying armor plate at an inflated
price, II seems
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
sciatic rheumatism Cured.

L Wagner. wholesale druggist. Rich
mond. Va. says: i had a fearful ct
tack of sciatic rheumatism, was laid
up almost two months; was fortunate
enough 10 get Mystic Cure for Rheu-
matism- This cured me after doctors
prescriptions had failed to have any
effect. | have also heard of fine re-
suits from others who have used ii.
Sold by Otto Grotjan, 1901 Second ave
nue., Rock Island. Gust SchlegeI & Son,
90 West Second street. Davenport
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

Trouble is spreading in Poland, but
Warsaw. the capital is quiet. Late re
ports say that things are very quiet
also at Warsaw. H.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
THE M4RKETS.

Chicago. Feb. 16.-Following are the
quotations in today's markets:
Wheat.
May. 1904. 1211z, 1917. 12lSs.
July. 1925. 1929. 1017 3. lola
September, 94I4 9419, 95ls, $50.
Corn.
May, 471s, 47i4, 4ehz, 46$4.
July, 47@4. 47&4, 47l4. AIS.
September, As. IS. ass. AIS.
Oats.
May, Sly, 311s. SIS, 314.
July, 31ss, 312s, BIS. 31A.
September, 2913. 291A, 291s, 29Ss.
Pork.
May. 1892, 1895, 1882. 1892.
July. 1900. 1900. 1892, 1892.
Lard.
May. 7.b0, 700. 6.92, G92
July, 10. 7.12, 7.O5, 7.05.
Ribs.
May. G.S7. 6.s7, Csc, G.S5.
July, 700, 7.02. 6.97. 697.
Liverpool Opening Cables-Wheat Is
higher, corn "a higher
Liverpool, 1870 p. m.-Wheat Is a u
higher. corn 1sGH higher
Liverpool Closing = Wheat 1s0H
higher, corn 1s@A higher.
Northwestern Receipts - Minneap-
oils. today 205, last week 1876. last
year 225. Duluth. today %, last week
30, last year SO.
Export ClearanceS - Wheat and
1our SO 1000, corn ga 900. oats q. 900
Primary Receipts - Wheat, today
$4,000. last year $4,000; corn, to-
day $4,000. last year 531 900.
Shipments - Wheat. today 259,OOO,
last year $4,000; corn. today 351, OO0,
last year $4,000.
Cash Wheat-No. 2 red, 122@124;
No. 3 red, 117G12O; No. W, 1170
100; No. 3 h w, 110012O; No. l S,
t229124; No. ? s, 116@125; No. 3 S.
lOS@11O
Cash Oats-No >. 3O6 a8OA; No. 2
". 3234 Q33; No. >. 81: No. W, 500
321s; No. 4 W, 31431a4; standard,
3212 632%.
Cash Corn-No ,, 4394 No. w, As;
No. 2 Y. As; No. 8, 44AG441s; No. 8
W, 441a @44A; No. Y, 441R 044A; No.
{, 1904; no grade, 3S044.
Receipts Today-Wheat Is, corn "A,
oats so, hogs 1000, cattle $500, sheep
5000.
Hog market opened strong to sc
higher. Light 4.75@5.O7, mixed and
butchers 4.S505.12, good heavy 1850
SIS, rough heavy 4S564.90.
Cattle market opened slow.
Sheep market opened steady.
Hogs at Omaha $500. cattle 5000.
Hogs at Kansas City $1,000, cattle s.
900.
L. S. Yards, $40 a. m.-Hog market
steady to shade higher Light ASA
j.07, mixed and butchers 4.S56512.
good heavy 4S565.12, rough heavy
tS5G49O.
Cattle market steday.
Sheep market steady
Hog market closed steady. Light 4. rs
a 5.92, mixed and butchers 4.S50512.
good heavy 4.S5Q5.15, rough heavy
tS5G4.90.
Cattle market closed steady to
strong.
Sheep market closed strong to 1Oc
higher.
New York Stocks.
New York, Feb. I6.-Sugar 144IL.
las 1913, c.. r. l. & P. So. Southern
Pacific G73s, b. & o. 1899. Atchison
common SIS. Atchison preferred
1925. c., NJ. & st. p. 176. Manhattan
i73. Copper 741a. w. L. Tel Co. 93&
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

and greater body the Illinois legisla
ture is since it threw Comerford out?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
Thursday, Feb. 16, 1905.

Time money is quoted cheaper than
ever before. Now is the time to lay
in a supply.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
Feed and Fuel.
Live Stock.
>hamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets. UnequaIled for Constipation.

DR.. \. R Kane. a prominent drug
;lst of Baxter Springs. Kansas. says:
'Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets are, in my judgment. the most
superior preparation OF anything in
lse today for constipation. They are
sure in action and with no tendency
TO nauseate or grippe Fol sale by al.
leading druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

Don't wait until your blood is i'm
poverished and you are sick and all
ing, but take HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea. Il will positively drive out
all impurities 80 cents. tea or tablets.
7. Il Thomas pharmacy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
THE ARGUS.

Published Daily and Weekly at 1924
Second avenue, Rock Island, Ill I'm
tered at the postoffiee as second-class
matter.l
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16


he wholesale quotations in the local
market:
Provisions and Produce.
Butter-Creamery soc, dairy 22c.
Eggs-Fresh 25c.
Lard-9c.
Live Poultry-Spring chickens &c
'er pound hens SC per pound, ducks
DC. turkeys l3c to lac.
egetables-Potatoes 4Oc.
Feed and Fuel.
Grain-Corn 3S04Oc. oats32 a 34c.
Forage - Timothy hay S1O61O.5O,
prairie S950Gs $40, straw $6.O007O0.
Wood-Hard, per load $565.5O.
Coal-Lump, bushel, 139I4c, slack,
Der bushel, &c to Sc
Live Stock.
Cattle-Steers $3.00d4.5O.
refers $2.O0d3.75, calves 3.O0d6.OO.
Hogs - Mixed and butchers $4,000
so.
Sheep-Yearlings or over $1,000
500, lambs $5.O06S7O0.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
New York Stocks.

New York, Feb 16.-Sugar 144A,
las lO7&, c.. r. l. & P. 35, Southern
Pacific G73s, b. & o. 1O3A. Atchison
common SIS. Atchison preferred
1925. c., NJ. & ST P. 176, Manhattan
i73. Copper 741a, w. U. Tel Co. 934
'. Y. Central 1857, L. & n. 1881.
Reading common $685.. Canadian Pa
;ific 1874. Leather common 1919. B.
<. I. G21z, Pacific Mail 46, L. S. Steel
preferred 943s. L. S. Steel common
'21s. Penna 1898, Missouri Pacific
'01, Union Pacific 1241R, Coal and Iron
'l3s, Erie common 43A. Wabash pre-
erred 4G13. Illinois Central 1574. Car
foundry 349s. Republic Steel prefer
ed 76, Republic Steel common IS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

Up Agin" d Good Thing
q man SheB ne commences t.
patroniZe the American Steam
Laundry. The best laundry ever
struck is what those who indulge
IN a little slang would say. But
entire nous II you want your linen
as faultless as when you FIRST
bought it. In color and finish, we
will guarantee to do 1t to your sat
i5factiOn every time. Careful hand
ling and artistic work are among
our up-to-date methods.
AMERICAN STEAM LAUNDRY.
Twelfth Street sad Fifth Avsnas.
Phone 1875
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

All the news all the time THE
ARGUS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16

ny THE J. w. POTTER co.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-02-16
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS.
roday's Quotations on Provisions, Live
Stock, Feed and Fuel.

Rock Island, Feb. 16.-Following are
he wholesale quotations in the local
market.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-02-17
0JrNt EOIks.n

"My boy" said a certain we'll to do
business man of the state Of Texas to
his son, who was starting out for a
career in an eastern city-'my boy, let
me tell you something which may be
of help to you. You get up there, and
may see a heap Of people who have
more money than you have, a heap
Of people who have more brains than
you have, and more success. Some Of
them may even be better looking than
you are. Don't you worry about that
and don't you be scared. Whenever
you meet another man who allows he's
your superior, you just look at him and
say to yourself. After all, you're just
folks! You want to remember for
yourself, too, that you're just folks.
My boy, after you have lived as long
as have, and have knocked around
the world, you will come to see that
that's all any one Of US is-folks. -
Field and Stream.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-02-17
Take More of the Same.

"Niy wife taught me something the
other night that isn't down in the med
ical books said Stock exchanges
man. we had some peppery toWato
soup for dinner. | was hungry and 1
suppose | was trying to eat too fast.
Al any rate got some of the soup in
ny windpipe and commenced -
strange. | coughed and coughed. g.
drank about two glasses Of water. Still
! coughed.
Take another spoonful of SOUP
said my wife.
mot for mine | said. I choked
on that once and I'll wait until this
burning gets out of my throat
She insisted. however. telling me it
would cure the irritation. Just for
luck l made the attempt and the effect
was magical, for the irritation disap-
peared Immediately. My self appoint
ed physician told me also that to cure
that choking sensation you must take
some more of the very liquid on which
you strangled. She said it was espe-
cially efficacious in the case OF strong
acid like lemon. How is that for a
housewife remedy for common COM
plant ?"-New York Press.