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The Hartford republican., 1905-06-02

IR.@Ws. HOATAS A. EDISON. the III
ven,or, in mapping out tie
problems of the future, gives
MIN " first place TO the necessity of
NykE fighting the bacteria which
r&N. give Us ciu diseases. Next
to the actual bacteria Of dis
ease the mosquitoes and flies
are the most dangerous enemies of man.
The mosquito with its bite injects into our
veins malaria, yellow fever. and other fatal
troubles The fy, with spongy feet, collects
the invisible germs of diseases, spreads
them over our food and poisons US with
typhoid, cholera and other plaques of the
human race.
DIR. Pierce, the eminent physician of Buf
falo. y. Y, says, III each person will con
slider his system a. an army of men which
he controls as a general aud will see to its
proper provisioning and that it has plenty
Of ammunition in the shape of good red
blood. he will be able to overcome the
enemy in these germs of disease Every
h,athy man has FIVE million red blood
corpusclcs to every square millimcter of
blood The hes; tonic for increasing the red
blood corpusclcs and building up healthy
tissue j. no doubt Dr PieTce's Golden Med
ical Discovery This medicine has been on
the market for over a third Of a century
and Numbers its cures by the thousand
MANY popular patent medicines or tones
are made MP largely of alcohol and viii
shrink the corpuscles Of the blood and
make them weaker for resistance. What
j. needed is an Alternative extract, like Dr.
Pierce's Golden Vi dical Discovery, made
Of roots end herbs. without the use Of alco
hol, that will assist the stomach in assimi-
laiiug or taking from the food such ele-
ments as are required for the blood. also an
alternative that will assist the activity Of the
liver aud cause il to throw off the poisons
in the blood When we have accomplished
this we have put the system in fortified
condition so strong that it can repel the
gerus Of disease which we find every
where in the street cars, the shops, the
factories, the bedrooms, wherever many
people cougregate, or where sunlight and
good air do rot penetrate.
Accept no substitute for Golden Medical
Discovery" There is nothing Just as
good for diseases Of the stomach. blood
and lungs
Neglected constipation means headache,
heart bum. sour stomach. foul taste in the
mouth, biliousncss. pinples, and palpita-
Of the heart. Constipation is promptly
cured by DT. Picrce's Pleasant Pellets. one
for mild cases, otherwise two.
The Hartford republican., 1905-06-02
Prepared.

what do you mean by going to
bed with your clothes on"
why, dreamed went to re-
ception the other night, and if it hap
pened again ! want to be promptly
dressed"
The Hartford republican., 1905-06-02
Newest Thing in Snakes.

IKlchn INH,I IImts-IIIHPHEVH'I
A most remarkable and uncom-
mon flying snake" that was cap
tured and killed at Berry Plain"
the home of Mr.. John S. Dickinson,
in this county, few days ago, has
attracted wide attention and excited
no little interest. The curious rep
tile was first noticed flying about in
The Hartford republican., 1905-06-02
0bliging.
stipation

The tramp Yer needn't be afraid
to give me quarter, boss.
The Millionaire Needn't be
afraid?
The Tramp No; | won't say its
tainted money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
Uncle sam IN plre Peril.

President Castro OF Venezuela has
placed an order for s2.500.oo0 worth
Of warships. big guns. ammunition
and other Taraphernalia OF war for
the purpose. he AYERS, Of coming up
to this country and fighting the Yank-
ees. Poor Old Uncle Sam. With his
So.O00.ooo OF people. his untold re-
sources OF wealth, his squadrons OF
hattleships. any one Of which is worth.
more than The entire navy which Cas-
tro is capable Of building IN the next
ten years. what can Uncle Sam do
with vaIart enemy who swoops
down upon him with s2,5oO,0o0 worth
OF war apparatus and a South Ameri-
can thirst for gore? He will simply be
forced 10 capitulaie and haggle for
the best terms obtainable from the
implacable fee Atlanta Journal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
LApsEs or GREAT WRITERS.
Best Authors Do Not Use Most Pc,
feet Language.

Best Authors Do Not Use Most Per
feet Language.
There is not single great author
in our literature in whose works num.
erous errors have not been pointed ont
or thought to be pointed out. They are
charged with violating rules INVOLVING
the purity If not the permanence of
the language. A somewhat DEPRESSING
inference follows from the situation
thus revealed The ability 10 write
English correctly does not belong 10
the great masters of our speech. It is
limited to the obscure men who have
devoted themselves to the task of
showing how far these vaunted writ.
ers have fallen short Of the ideas Of
linguistic propriety entertained bv
their nnrecognized betters. AS a re-
suit OF these critical crusades there
is no escape from the dismal conclu
sion that the correct use of the Ian.
suage is not to be found in the an.
'hors whom every one reads with
pleasure, but is an accomplishment re.
served exclusively for those whom no.
body can succeed in reading at all
Harpers Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09

I'VE belief of Sir James Criehton-
Browne that brainworkers achieve
their best work in later middle age
Is easily confirmed by glancing al the
career Of few Of the grand old men
who are still with US. many of whom
are as busy as in their younger days
Lord Roberts at 7S is still worth $4,000
q year 10 the nation as one Of our i'm.
periai defenders, Lord Kelvin at 81
may startle us with further generaliza-
tions on the mysteries OF science. Sir
William Huggins at the same age still
explores interstellar spaces. while the
activity Of the octogenarian duke Of
RUTLAND and Lord Wemyss Is as ef-
feotive as ever in preserving the priv
ileges of our old nobility.--Iondon
Chronicle
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09

fate. For over long Period Of years
there were no people more opposed to
the motor car than the Kernochans of
Hampstead. Both superb cross coun.
try riders. probably the very best in
America, they not only were against
the automobile. but they opposed it
tooth and nail.
The other members Of the party
were immature youths. Herbert Pell.
jr, is son of Herbert Pell, who mar
ried Katharine Kernochan, a sister of
James l.. Kernochan. The Pells home
is at Tuxedo and they are active in
Newport and New York society. Young
Harry Oelrichs. Charles M. OeIrichs
son. is a nephew Of the famous Her
man Oelrichs, who married Tessie
Fair one Of the Fair heiresses. viii.
lam X. Vanderbilt, Jr., welded the
other Virginia. The Charles Oelrichs
are very rich and live on Madison
avenue, Manhattan Mrs. Oelrichs was
Blanche de Loosay.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
BRAINS TO WIN VICTORIES.


II the sense of modern civilization
forbids internecine war between occi-
dental nations, International compesi-
ton still remains. In this industrial
warfare brain power and intelligence
viii be-nay, must be-the dominating
feature II is recorded of that stall
wart and genial soldier, Blucher, that
his first impression of the London Of
his day was an overpowering sense Of
its tremendous wealth "What a city
10 sacki" the descendant of the Wild
Teutonic tribes. who had extowed tri-
butte from imperial Rome. is said 10
have exclaimed. To-day the extent of
British commerce gives rise TO a SINH
lar feeling in the mind of manufactur-
ers descended from Bluchers soldiers.
The great contests will range around
the neutral markets To secure or
Increase a hold on these demands
smooth working among many conflict.
ing factors in each competing country.
Some Of these may be suggested, such
Is abundance OF local supplies Of raw
material, or capital TO exploit distant
sources, together with a fiscal system
admitting semi-raw or semi-manufac-
tnred material free Of taxation. OF
importance also is It that the artisan
class should be sober, Industrious and
intelligent. The manufacturer. who is
the general Of a division in the army
Of industry, needs to be equipped not
only with scientific knowledge but
with shrewd business instincts of or
ganization. In all countries certain Of
these properties are possessed TO a
high degree; indeed, in America and
Germany intelligence departments are
at work to aid the manufacturer, but
IN several their reports are ignored.
". Pollard Digby In the Engineering
Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
vINSON WALSH WAS KILLED AND
OTHERS INJURED IN AUTO ACCIDENT

ton, ahd both were still very young.
Thomas Walsh's home Is 1420 New
York avenue, Washington. He came
from Tipperary, Ireland, In 1870, as a
poor boy Of 19 and settled at once in
Colorado. All he touched turned to
riches. There are few Weather mine
owners than Walsh in the entire coun-
try. Educated only in the public
schools, he made close study in his
young manhood Of metallurgy, min
eralogy and geology, and to good pur-
pose. He invented new methods OF
mining and his great property is the
Camp Bird mines in Ouray, Col. Five
years ago he was made one of the ma
tional commissioners to the Paris Ex-
position. He has taken a great in.
terest in the agricultural development
Of the west and is president of the
National Irrigation Association.
That Mrs Jimmie" Kernochan
should be injured in an automobile
accident Is one OF the travesties OF
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
Light Housekeepino.

ch. the kitchen was small as dolls from
And the pots and pans were few;
Ana the little stove was perverse, by
As the temper OF shakespeare's shrew.
turned back
For the cap that goes with a chef,
And, the matter TO clench spoke mostly
in French
And bade her cali me Joseph"
She an apron found. and so tied it around
Her girdle in excellent taste:
Was as dainty cook as fellow could
brook
Without letting things go wastel
ana 1 SAD; AS q badge Of your art, not
But Annette's your name now. see?
SO remember, my dear, that while you're
in her
You're French, as cook should be!'
Thus accoutered. we gan with the pot
and the pan
TO practice the magical art;
Win a KISS at the toast-we essayed no
roast
And kiss at the omelet's start.
And we kissed once more, too, as we
stirred a stew
With a spoon and a snatch of song:
With music and love and French and
stove
All. how could the things go wrong?
But they did, and, oh, what food of
surged up as looked at "Annetter'
With pain in her eye as we both stood by
The side of the ruined omeleti
And the stew and the toast were also lost
BY an error we ne'er OWNED;
'Sut we kissed again and We're comforted
At a restauEant later we dinedi
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
When the Romh BURST.

The Sultan-"And how did it hap
pen, vizier, that you failed to inter-
pose your WORTHLESS body between
your sovereign and the bomb?'
The Vizier-"P Pardon me, your high
ness, it was all over so quickly that
there was no time to make move"
Tie Sultan-"A wise servant antici-
pates the danger of his MASTER
The Vizier"Had / anticipated the
danger, your highness, l would have
prevented the throwing of the deadly
missile"
The Sultan-"Then you are not
good at anticipation"
The Vizier-"No, your highness.
The Sultan, smiling that case
you have not anticipated the fact that
| am about to fine you twenty purses
Of 100 sequins each. and in addition to
present You with thirty lashes across
the soles OF your unanticipative feet"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
t Was q question Of How.

Tom Mason. who lived at Bonny
Eagle, Me-, and helped" my grand
father, who was Uncle John" (Lane)
on the farm, said one day: Uncle
John, want rs cents"
Grandfather said: What do you
want rs cents for, Tom?"
Il want to buy quart of rum" was
the reply, ito keep Fourth of July"
Now, Tom" said grandfather.
cant you keep Fourth of July on
pint OF rum?"
Tom considered for a moment, and
locking his employer straight in the
eye replied; Uncle John, perhaps
could keep Fourth of July en- a pint
of rum, but the question is, how would
it be t?'-Boston Herald.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
cu.ruorked RaIIroad EmpIox.s.

Is 1t MOI a fair assumption that the
railroads would have fewer accidents
and kili fewer mployes and passen-
gers if they never cut of thousands
Of men from their pay rolls in a year
OF rccord.break,ng traffic? When few
er men 90 more work II Is likely to
be found That many are oyertaxed.
On railroads that too often means ia.
tai drowsiness at rosts Of danger. care
lessness from -subiecting nature 10 ex-
cessive strain. American railroads
exhibit wonderful growth in business.
while they 60 from bad to worse in
respect to the projection Of human
life. when is this fatal weakness to
be remedied. Cleveland Leader.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09

Edwin Stevens. when he made up
his mind to tackle vaudeville, for the
first round selected Manager Meyer
felt. founder of well-known circuit.
The manager had gruff manner and
a German accent. and was. moreover,
very busy. Turning on MIR. Stevens
hrusquely, he exclaimed: ''vell. vat
do you vant?" Il would like to go
into vaudeville" responded the candi-
date. meeklv. WI do you do-vat is
Your Iine?" 4 am a comedian" was
the modest but very general answer.
"A komiker. hein?' and the manager
faced hkn sternly. Vel. make me
laugh"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
Morlbund 81. HeIena.

st. Helena II one OF England's mort.
bund colonies, according to the report
of the governor. It has cable sta
ton and garrison, but that is all
Only three British warships called in
during last year Considering the
proximity Of Sc. Helena to the West
African coast. and the splendid eli
mate OF the island the governor won
ders that It is not used as a sanatn-
rum BY the navy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09

and indeinable at first, then taking
| form-a curious form for a craft of
any kinH, surface or submarine II re-
sembiea two salad bowls with edges
together, convex above and below con
cave horizontally for about twenty
feet from the termination OF the con
vex curve. II was circular In lateral
plane without rudder propeller, or
any visible means of propulsion; and
II darted up close to the Yaquero and
stopped with a suddeness which, with
its spherical upper body. identified it
as the strange craft interviewed the
day before.
"On the surface ahead Of the
Vaquero was a column of black craft
steering east that Ross had no diff
Guilty in recognizing as the Japanese
fleet There were twelve Of them, and
the height Of their bow waves indi-
Gated full surface speed.
Perhaps IN the whole history Of
naval war a feet was never sunk so
quickly. The speed Of the Japanese
submersiblcs was at least twenty-five
knots an hour that of the destroyer
thirty-fiye "A total of approach OF six
ty The column was less than mile
long In less than minute, and be-
fore the leading craft had entirely dis
appeared, all had felt the touch Of the
sharp. circular knife, and we're dip
ping, rolling or staggering, according
to the nature and location Of the
wound.
But something seemed to have hap
pened TO the invincibe craft that had
wrought the destruction. As Ross
looked at II he noticed that IL had
stopped and was settling. Then he
saw a black spindle rise beside It,
curve gracefully in the air and dive
into the sea.
The rest of the story is quickly toid
The oil furnished the strange craft
was inferior and its use deranged the
Lieut.. Ross, however. was
able to save the huge, ballshaped de-
stroyer from destruction BY himself
deetrosing tie Fulton, the only sub
marine craft left In the japanese feet.
It was The eject Of the inferior oil
upon the machinery that prevented
the strange craft from saving its
The story IS fiction, but Mr. Robert
sor. it is understood. has worked out
the plans for q real submarine destroy.
er OF the kind he has described. and
as his plans have impressed them
selves 50 strongly on the Holland com
pany II Is moi Impossible that new
type of warship may be given TO the
world. a type that viii reyolpiionize
naval warfare.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
DIAz is NOT Rich.
President of Mexico only Compare
tivelv Well on.

Contrary to the general opinion in
Mexico and abroad, President Diaz is
not a very v lthy man. Intimate
friends of the Mexican executive. vino
have knowledge of his affairs. declare
that his fortune does not exceed ST.
100000. He owns a plantation in the
state Of Oaxaca, some property in the
city of Mexico and a house in Paris.
This latter was purchased during his
first term as president of Mexico.
when he feared that he might be COM
PEELED to leave the country hurriedly
and seek refuge in a foreign land. The
salary Of President Diaz is now $50
coo a year For many years it was
only $4,000. and, in the early days of
his administration, when Mexico was
weak financially, he drew out only
enough for his necessary expenses.
leaving the remainder in the treasury.
He is now serving his twenty-ffth
year as president OF Mexico.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
Where We Get Our salt.

Salt is so common an article tha,
one is astonished when he realizes
the amount Of 1t produced in the Unit.
ed States during the year 1904. The
number Of barrels was 22.Os0 .002
valued at s6,021. .222. In spite Of this
enormous output coming mostly from
New York and Michigan. the United
states imported salt to the value of
over half million dollars and ex-
ported 25.50S,577 pounds, valued AZ
Sss,O66. The deposits Of salt in the
United States are not numerous those
in NeT York, Michigan, Ohio. Kansas
anu Louisiana being the only Res
which are worked commercially.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09

John 5auke a farmer living near
Williamsport. Pa. celebrated his nine
tieth birthday last week by finishing
four days Of harvesting, in which he
swung a cradle and kept up with men
less than half his age Later he had a
family reunion, at which he danced
with his great-grandchildren. Mt.
Hauke is the father Of twelve. grand.
father Of forty-six, and great.erand
father Of thlrty-nine, all Of whom en
cept seven are still living.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09
WEBSTER "a aREAr ANIMAL.
Wonderful Orator Seemed HaIf Asleep
When Trying a Case.

When Trying a Case.
II heard him once in Faneuil hall.
Boston. Every man in the audience
and the hall was crowded gave one
shout Of applause at what Everett
said. The subject / have entirely for.
gotten, but this fact | remember"
says writer in the Critic. I inouir
ed If he had ever heard Webster pro
duce such an effect on an audience
He said never; but he had only heard
Webster in court; it was in defense Of
celebrated criminal-perhaps the
Phoenix bank cose in Boston. "Mr.
Webster seemed in semi.dream. /
thought him half asleep, for he had
his eyes almost closed and was in
heavy state, taking little notice of
what went on in court. william De-
hon, brisk young man. sat near him
and furnished him with law books and
papers and acted as if he were there
to keep Webster awake. There were
three judges on the bench-probably
Judge Shaw and two others-one on
go 'HN~ ~ ILL., AuSy WdlCHtu OeD-
ster closely, for it would not do to
neglect what he might say. He, on
the contrary, appeared to take no ac-
count OF other persons, as il his mind
were anywhere but there. | fancied
he was thinking what his next pol.ti-
cal move should be. He was re-
markable man to look at-far other
than the ordinary run of men--I sup
pose the most remarkable American in
his aspect that ever was seen. They
thought so in England, where they
stopped to look after him in the street.
But he was heavy-a great animal, in.
volved in his own dreams and paying
little attention to what went on
around him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09

vinson Walsh, son OF Thomas r.
Walsh, of Washington, was killed, and
four other prominent young members
Of the Newport summer colony were
injured in an automobile accident at
Newport, II. l., Aug, 49, The injured
include Mrs James T. Kernochan, Of
Hampstead, l.. L.; Harry Oelrichs. son
OF Charles M. Oelnchs, Of Newport
and New York; Herbert Pell, jr, son
Of Herbert Pell, OF New York, and
Miss Evelyn Walsh, sister Of the man
who was killed. II is believed that all
the injured will recover.
The automobile, which was driven
by young Walsh, struck the railing of
a bridge spanning creek near East
ern Point and plunged into the water.
Whether Walsh lost control of It. or
The machine became disabled has not
been ascertained.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-09

Never before IN the history Of
American automobiling has a wrecked
car carried so many persons known to
society as the machine that plunged
over the railing Of the bridge at New
port, Aboard Of It we're the most noted
horsewoman OF society, the son and
daughter Of one of Americas wealth.
est mining kings and two youthful
scions Of foremost families in fashion
able life
The young Washes, vinson, who
was killed. and his sister Evelyn have
become within the past year or so
somewhat important personalities in
the younger Newport set The child
rem of a multi millionaire, who has
been interesting figures in the newly
developing social world. They have
resided with their father in Washing
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-10-27
-. ,. -..- -.
The Dog Has No Mechanism.

In no well attested case has a dog
shown any sense as to the nature Of
any mechanical continuance. Dogs will
learn which way a door opens, and
rarely If ever do they undiscerningly
close 1t when it is slightly ajar when
they wish to pass through the opening,
but l have never been able to observe
or obtain evidence to show that they
would pull down the latch In the way
In which a cat readily learns to do.
Much as dogs have had to do with
guns, they display no kind of interest
in the arms except sc far as they are
tokens of sport to come, They con-
meet the explosion with the capture Of
the game and will search for it In the
direction In which the barrel vas
pointed. 1 have not, however, been
able to find that they know, as they
! might readily do, when the Weapon
was loaded and when empty. They
show no interest In 1t, such as mon
keys readily display toward any me-
chanical continuance to which their at
tention has been directed. All these
negative features indicate that the me-
chanical side Of the canine mind Is en-
tirely Observation-Disclosures Standard.