The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-10
Az @EDUcArEB- BAHDs PLEA.
ssuEht WoFll % Provide Ter Large Family
with s'AIagnlned Apetites."


The following Is a copy OF petition received
BIZ an oficial Of the Public WORKS Depart
fnent from an applicant for employment. and
printed In the HOmeUdrd Nod:
Prom RausinR CPOormanl 20 Mr.. p. W. De-
partment Most Preserved Sir ] am humble
man and great family large suns and daughters
with maEnihad apetites, much often have
written 70 great notorious gentlemen who
have terribly failed in goodness therefore your
honor kindly viii not be completely anEered
By me for because though not yet altogether
dead for want OF money. am much learned
man and maRnamimously anxious for display
OF my talent II is great sheer pity for all my
big educutation Il going horribly lost aside
And Your honor / an the one man In which
the English Pot calls Born. blooming unseen.
aud your honor IL the p. ". Departments which
il great circulated Department building bic
walls and bridges walls and bridges which
fall down tho matter for that made the money
much ~ one T1 yVS u sa your af
KIND will pass over this fussy OF my great
/ am telling Of my Rrest troubles and ex-
periments much learning all things ] got
much studies in big deschAnarIies (which i
things but this manifold family l. much great
eXpenCe and too much hunger all The DAY
time long. this family which haze geneTated
MAKE incramentA succession 70 the rauhca-
ton Of this generation. -
hYAE was OF ~ NAHEu
and only one child dead. and By The Lord there
will be no cpd 70 this mischief Your honor y
greatly kind and plainly Sc all things apd
your honor will be much pleased with al the
works OF my hand. I am learning In all thing
llong and terrihcl OF the great Engiish Ian
gnasS but is much Ply II M 6 ~ ~, S3Ses
Summaries no matter for that 90 great is the
power Of my surprising memory
am much knowing In natural mathematics
and PhlOsOfee and laws and manupuiattong
such as the apple must come 70 the gronde
Isaac Newton and such like, Your honor
am a man Of long notorious internal laanguafS
much policy and In the College / did learned
in all things and by much experiments and
deephess and confederation. nv father was
much old when he died expire at last and left
much goods for the division Of me and my
Your honor was left pezzled Of 5000 rs
and much wicked sister who e major 70. me
many pleshures no matter for that was man
Of thOuEhtfuuess and decided on the matter
Of travels and experiments and much as my
eye for have only one eye, your honoIl
Razed on and / am now man OF great benefit
going hither and thither with my great family
the power OF my big education have much
seen gentleness and talked and talked and
learned all things varied and constructed on
power OF learning have always found work
O. ny hands yet stu the money y plentiful
IL much dear place in rice and all matter and
such difficult for work your honor yet much
beautiful in all things Of ST Rht and surely here
the trees 20 hither and thither in the blast OF
our days and rivers bubbhng and all birds
BLACK and Yellow and much color RlorifytnR
the atmosfear and mighty favored in all things
and the great Governor General and council
shine like big stars OF terrific pleshures but
my soul Ia much is much sorry for want OF
money and work or could much please in
telling all things, but hunger II at the belly
for the future and therefore your honor will
kindly give me the help and work Of your
and great ple-hur will come TO your honor N
your honor Will give the work and will show
ConsOld
May almighty powers hold your honor Sc
curely and may your honor be safe and tight
evermore j much pray your honors children
be safe evermore ] am your honOra humble
servant Ramsing (PoormRn).