New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-27

Senator Crowley, Of Otero County. Col. is one
Of those legislators elected in spite Of them
selves. Mr.. Crowley wanted his predecessor renom-
mated, so that he himself might stay at home and
mind his orchards. After he was nominated by
the Otero Democrats he addressed them in an open
letter reminding them that he is a farmer and not
a politician. Last year. like some other years.
he said, 1T had almost failure in fruit but this
year I am blessed with the best crop I ever had.
This must be taken care of. It will take all can
do, with the assistance of thirty men. until after
election to my crop. cannot possibly come to
see you before the election AS to my opponent.
T. F. Goddng, jr.. he is my neighbor. and is nice
young man. and would represent you WELL In
spite of all this. Mr.. Crowley was elected.
THE AUToCAR,
Mary had an autocar.
1t went with gasolene;
And everywhere that Mary went
The aUtocar was seen.
She tried to go to town one day.
" lille early morning glowed
When night time came the autocar
Still stuck there in the road.
This made the farmers laugh and 1eer
To see the auto balk;
If Mary ever got to town
She doubtless had TO walk.
-(Chicago Chronicle.
During the winter Just passed Japan's generals
along the Shakhe spent their time variously. Gen
eral Nodzu," according to Japanese newspapers,
studied typewriting. General KuroN kept barn
NdFu lows during the tielkautal engagement Cen-
eral Kodama scarcely slept at all for whole week.
but did not seem whit the worse for his ex-
perience.' General Oyama was reported as being
the robust, merry hearted gentleman as
ever"
7 suppose those feasts siysn by Lucullus were
the most expensive ever served
"Lucullus? What insurance company was he con-
nected with?"-(CIeveand Plain Dealer.
At the Anglesey England Assizes recently Jus
tice Lawrence inquired what the letters ''P. c.
after the name Llanfair meant. Bryn Roberts NJ.
F.. replied that it abbreviation for the
Welsh village Of ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS erychwy-
Observation-Disclosures
A cerran widow who lives in New-YOrk State Is
Influence in securing n pension for her as
The member received letter from this constitu-
the fact that she wants recognition. AT the end
Of the letter there was this indignant paragraph:
4 want YOU 10 know that my husband died of
regular. old fashioned consumption, contracted in
Pension Offce irving to Keen me from getting The
pension who says John died OF tuberculosis
washington Star.
An extraordinary freak resulted from an explo-
sion the other day Nanaino r. g Great havoc
wrought and a big rain which lying
on the ground fully twenty-five feet from the spot
at which the explosion occurred was lifted in the
air and wrapped around the trunk Of a tree twelve
feet away as II II had been wire The ex-
plosive that did this is known as "gelignite."
Miss Nellie Gauut-At the zoo liked the mon
key house best
child: il sounds so common. Please call 1t the
''Rpiary. cleveland Leader.
Such little incidents that reported from Hunt
lngton. w Va, few days ago. Of the body of a
well dressed found bound TO tree near Big
Ugly. with knife blade thrust through his heart
and throat cut from ear to ear are not conducive
to a great rush southwark OF the immigrants the
South wants to aid In its development An item
like that viii travel further than the most elo-
quent circular setting forth the charms OF cll-
mate and opportunities for work. business and
development in the sunny Southland
jack could never learn to love Matilda
Jim-What,s the matter with Matilda!
Tier past
Never heard anything against her past. What's
wrong with it,?
'f-CgVl6ouz.