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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
SHOUTED UP
In England They Politely Refer to the
Stomach as little Mary"

Little Mary: II say up there, won't
YOU please quit sending down such Il
variety of unnatural things to me?
Here this morning first came down
some sticky, pasty material, all starchy
and only partly cooked. II was wheat
or oats, and was decorated with milk
and sugar.
Between the unchewed mouthfuls
came gums Of coffee; finally good
big drenChing of IL. Then some bread
and lot of grease-perhaps 1t was
butter-theu some fried eggs and fried
meat and more coffee, and some fried
cakes and syrup. You load things on
me as il I could stand everything.
Il try faithfully, bat there's no use.
can digest Dart~of ii. and the bal
ance sours and / simply have TO push
1t along to the liver. He says he's
badly oYerworked now and gets so
weak he almost cOllapses, so he sends
TIE sour MACS on down into the in
testines to raise gas and trouble of ali
kinds. We can't help it, and you must
either select your food with better rea-
son o. stand more and more trouble
down here. Suppose you try US on some
cooked or raw fruit, a little Grape Nuts
and cream. two soft boiled mot fried
eggs, some well-browned toast and a
cup of Postum. Liver and / will guar
antee 10 make YOU feel the keen JOY
of hearty and we'll man if you will
send those Things down ia. us. The Is
a reason, but never mind that, try il
first and when you find we know what
We are talking about you may be ready
90 hear the reason"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
wHIrEwAsH FOR LOOMS.

ON the eve OF his departure from the
service of the government. Assistant
Secretary of State Loomis, the we'll
known asphalter has considered it
necessary 20 give himself another coat
of whitewash. With the aid of his
friend, the president, he manages to do
very complete piece OF work. We are
told that the late Secretary Hay strong
ly disapproved of the mild censure Wis
tied upon Loomis in the Bowen LOOMS
matter for he held Loomis entirely
blameless.
Mr.. Hay. We are given to understand,
thought Loomis about the best assist
ant secretary of state that the nation
has ever had; that he did not fall short
of absolute perfection. Now this is all
very interesting. but it is not important
except to Mr.. LOOMS himself. We in
cline to the belief that the country viii
not go To the dogs immedia, Fly after
Mr.. LOOMS retirement, although it is
quite apparent that Mr.. LOOMS thinks
so.
ceive anybody, Even the president s
friendship for Loomis has not been
strong enough 10 keep him In the pub
lie service. Another point in the cor
TespOndence between the secretary and
the president is that both seem to be
putting Bowen on trial again. The
Bowen case was long since disposed Of.
Mr.. Bowen is a private citizen now,
and has been for some months. There
was no necessity for dragging him into
the limelight again.
The state department viii be we'll rid
of an individual who, to save himself,
finds it necessary to quote u man whose
lips have been sealed by death and to
pile insults on another man who has
already been punished for whatever
faults he may have committed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Society.

Mrs. Eliza Snow Dunford announces
the engagement of her daughter, Es-
telIe, to William Kimberly Mordock of
Chicago, III. The wedding will take
place October II at Trinity church, San
Francisco.
Mrs Edward Moore win entertain
at luncheon today for her sister,
Miss Crete PinkertOn, and the girls
who viii be her attendants at the time
of her wedding. Nov. l.
The Sadler home on Eleventh East
street will Dc the scene of a. large re-
ception this evening in honor OF the
marriage of their son, Ernest Y. Sad
Ter and Miss Cora CorSc of ogden. The
wedding will take place today, but
viii be a quiet one owing TO the i'll
ness of the brides father.
The Shakespeare section of the La
dies Literary club will meet this morn
ing at the club and will take up the
study Of Acts IL and III of The Tenn
pest.
The marriage of Miss Constance Ju-
vet and Pencil CherringtOn was sol
ennized quietly last evening at the
brides home. The ceremony was Wit
messed by only one or two close friends,
and the young people left Immediately
for their new home on c street.
.
Mrs. Kate BrideWell Anderson enter
tanned at a dinner Saturday evening
in honor of Mrs. McDowalL, Mrs. Mary
Cecil Cantril and Mrs. IL. S. Bride
well.
DR.. Union Worthington left yester-
day for Kentucky to join Mrs. Worth
lngton, where she has been visiting
for some time.
The regular mid-week luncheon at
the Country club viii open today. a
number Of small affairs being arranged.
>
Mrs. Ernest n. Greenwood and her
son and daughter. who have spent the
summer in Oregon. viii be home the
the last of the month, all of them hav-
ing recovered from an attack of ty-
phoid fever.
Mrs. W. W. Ritter and her daugh-
ter, Miss Maud Ritter, will leave to-
day for New York, where they will
remain for some weeks.
Miss Lacy Farnsworth entertained
yesterday afternoon at an informal af-
fair for Miss Maud Ritter. In a guess
ing contest the prize was won by Miss
Jean Spencer.
Miss Emma Lucy Gates was the
guest of honor last evening at a mu-
sicale given at the Beehive house, in
which number of the prominent mu-
sicians took part.
Mr.. and Mrs. a. Fred Wey win leave
today for short stay in New York.
George H. Havercamp of Provo is in
the city for a short stay
Mrs. Charles Nelson of Ogden is in
the city visiting friends for d few
days.
Mrs. o. b. Kenett returned today
from several months visit on the coast
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neatly forged, the eevtifcation looked
all right. and the valuables were hand
ed over TO him without question.
Then the police began looking for the
rubber stamp manufactures. He was
easily found, and just as easily he gave
a close description of the man who
bought the stamp. From that descrip-
ton the offender was run down and ar
rested. He has confessed everything,
saving himself only by the statement
that he wanted to teach the bank a
lesson. He has taught the lesson ali
right enough. On that point there can
be no manner of doubt.
At the same time the young man has
himself been taught lesson, one that
he viii doubtless ponder over for some
years to come in the quiet solitude Of
prison cell. 1t seems a pity that one
of his talents did not keep them in
legitimate channels. His scheme was
simple, you viii say. 1t was beautiful
ly simple. so simple that you wonder
that nobody ever thought of II before.
But you must know that millions of
dollars have been made from the sim
plest inventions, inventions that you
could have worked out yourself, you
are sure-if You had only thought Of
them.
The man who thinks out the simple
things is the man who wins, provided
he does his work along honest lines
But no crinNnal, however clever, has
ever been successful Sooner or later
he makes the fatal mistake that leads
him to a prison cell In the New York
case the young man was taking his
first plunge into crime, and with that
plunge he made his fatal esrOr. His
life is ruined now forever. He will
never be able TO live down the shame
and disgrace Of his act.
His story cannot be given a publicity
too wide 1t should be read by every
young man in the land. for it may help
some of them to keen in the straight
and narrow path that seems hard some
times, but that ultimately leads to
honor, if not distinction and wealth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
CLEAN CURRENCY.

Ii is announced that the demand for
clean currency has become so strong
that it has been necessary to increase
the equipment and the number of print
ers in the bureau of engraving and
printing at Washington. As evidence
Of the increased demand we are told
that in 1900 the treasury department
redeemed and Cancelled $96, 000, 600 OF ma
tional bank currency, which was at
once reissued. In 1904 the great total
of $2OS, OOO,O 600 was condemned and re-
issued.
The total for the fiscal year 1895 will
be even greater, for the demand now
amounts to 100000 a day, and some
times TO as much as s., 600. 900 daily. The
cost of this 10 the national banks
amounts to tidy sum. They pay 81
cents per $1,000 for the issuance of new
notes, and 20 cents for each thousand
notes as eXpressage. But the public
demand for clean currency must be
met
The strange feature is that with all
the new notes that are being issued
the western country gets very few of
them. 4 clean bill is rather a rarity in
Salt Lake, especially a clean bin of
small denomination. We get more OF
them than we formerly did. because the
tourists who come through here from
the east leave a good many of them
at the local hotels, restaurants and
curio stores. But they disappear from
view almost at once.
The man who changes a ten-dOIIar
gold piece here is lucky if he doesn't
get all of it i'm silver. And he is i'm
special luck if he gets a five-doIIar bill.
In the east If shopkeeper hands YOU
more than two dollars in silver change
he feels that he owes you an apology.
And fasteners almost invariably pro-
test unless all their change except frac-
tional silver is in currency.
Secretary Shaw says the experts are
all wrong about old bills being danger
Gus to handle. They do not carry dis
ease germs. In his opinion, and il must
be confessed that when he points to the
good average health Of the young wo-
men in the treasury department who
do nothing but count currency. he has a
good argument in favor Of his conten-
ton. Few OF us viii ever die if We wait
until We contract a fatal malady from
handling currency and that's the
frozen truth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
JUST LIKE ALL THE MEN.
Loves Disappointment; or, How Did
She knoW7
Chicago Tribune.)

Chicago Tribune)
They were taking a Sunday afternoon
Walk-he and she.
He was tall and broad shouldered
Also strong armed-but let US not antlci-
pate.
She was of average height, wore a stun
ming gown, and might be classified as
comely blonde.
Their line of march lay along a peace
full street in a south side suburb. Aueau
of them was a long dark subway where
the street ran under the elevated tracks
of two or more of the great trunk lines
of railway of which Chicago is the COM
' You're not afraid to go through here.
are you, Carcaretta?" he said, as they
entered the subway.
"Afraid?' she answered. No: why
should / be? 1t looks perfectly harmless,
and there's nobody in sight Besides
and she looked up at him shyly-'you are
$50 7 am" he rejoined. walking a. lit
tie closer as the shadows closed about
They proceeded deliberately. There was
no occasion for haste.
Still. he felt impelled TO take her hand.
to prevent her from stumbling on Inc
smooth cement sidewalk.
How dark it is, Gerald she exclaimed.
Yes" he said. placing protecting arm
around her Its pretty DARK mere LOT d
fact. We're near the middle of it, now.
Presently she spoke again. . "a,
This is The darkest place, isn't it?'
Eyes. Cascaretta." he answered, draw
ing her to him tenderly and kissing her.
Instantly SIZE broke from his embrace,
IL couldn't help it, dear!' he fal-
tered.
Gerald Greengage"' said the indignant
| girl smoothing her pompadour and rear
ranging her hat. you're just Ike all the
men. You can't bend your head when YOU
kiss a girl, You compel her to stand on
| tiDtoe TO reach you
"a M
] through the subway I'm silence.
/ In tho face of a wholesale accusation
| like that what could the helpless young
man possibly say?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
1 YNcH WILL RESIGN.

The expected happened in the Repub-
lican city convention yesterday ana
Chief Of Police Lynch was nominated
for mayor Chief Lynch will, of course
resign the position he now holds IN or
der that his candidacy may be unfet-
tered by any obligation to Mayor Nor
ris. who continued him in Office, or to
former Mayor Thompson, who appoint
ed him originally. Both Mayor Morris
and ex-MayOr Thompson are candi-
dates for the position TO which Chief
Lynch aspires
II will be apparent TO the chief, if it
is not now apparent, that he would be
guilty of grave improperly in at
tempting, as chief of police. to run for
the mayoralty. Chief Lynch will doubt
less recognize this fact and promptly
send his resignation to the mayor. We
are perfectly aware Of the fact, and he
also knows, as surely as he knows any
thing, that in heading the Republican
ticket he is leading a forlorn hope. He
hasn't any more chance TO be elected
mayor than he has TO be elected presi-
dent of the republic of Panama.
If he held any other Office it would be
but natural for him TO want 10 hold on
To it as a sort of life preserver TO float
him safely through the breakers that
are ahead of him. II is manifestly inn
possible, though, for him to be chief of
police and mayoralty candidate at one
and the same time AS we have said,
Chief Lynch viii be the first to see this
point We cannot believe he is so dense
as not TO see il. Even a Republican
convention would not nominate a can
didate OF that caliber.
Chief Lynch will not wait to be as
lay aside his beautiful long coat of blue
with it's shiny brass buttons, ne viii
tun his belt into a razor strop and his
club into stovewood. There win be re-
greet in his heart as he sprinkles moth
balls over that swell uniform; perhaps
tear will well to his keen blue eyes,
those eagle eyes that have done so
much hard work in the ferreting out of
crime "iu our midst" but the parting
must come.
Let as draw veil between the public
and the sad scene. Mayor Morris and
cX-MayOr Thompson must not be given
an opportunity 10 cry "stung" while
the salt drops trickle down their coun-
tenauces. Let us leave the chief. soon
TO be the ex-Chief to his weight of sor-
row.
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METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.
Yesterdays Record at the Local OF.
flee Of the Weather 9ureau.

Maximum temperature IS degrees; mini
mum temperatuTk. As degrees; mean tenn
peratufe, 63 degrees, which is 7 degrees
above the normal; accumulated excess of
temperature since the first of the month
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Naturally.
Chicago Tribune.)

l1nlcagO IrlDune.)
The guide, who was taking a party of
American eXcursiOntsts through the Holy
Land called q halt.
Here, he said. lis the place where
Lots wife looked back and Was turned
into a pillar of salt.
Il don't see no evidences of her." OBJ
jected the tall, slender Missourian with
the chin beard looking around search
inglv
The gentleman viii remember" re-
Joined the guide, that the inciden. took
place thousands Of years ago and there
then"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

The young New York girl who has
been frightening people into conniption
fits with black hand" letters. ought to
have a hand applied TO her anatomy
where it will remind her that she has
been guilty Of a very reprehensible
proceeding. And the hand should not
be enclosed in a glove of any sort,
either
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

A New Jersey preacher advises wo-
men to wear hats in church because
their hair, if pretty, is likely to distract
attention from the services. We don't
know whether that preacher is married
or not. If he is his wife can tell him
that-pretty hats attract much more at
teution than pretty hair.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

They are clubbing laborers into the
work on the Panama canal according
chaps do fine lot OF digging? Why,
the whole bunch won't excavate tea
spoonful Of earth in a week of steady
labor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
MlspIREcTED TALENT.

If the young man who walked away
from New York bank with 1888, 900
worth of securities had only been able
to make his own rubber certification
stamp, the police of the metropolis
would have had a very pretty puzzle
on their hands. ON the fact that he
had 10 buy the stamp the yonng. man
fate depended. In every other paiJicu-
lar he was an right Ills check was
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

The much-Wanted Pat Grove has
been arrested again. this time in Butte
If the suspect really proves to be the
redoubtable Patrick, Wen be inclined To
believe some of the stories we hear
about the frequent killing of Butch"
CasSidY
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

Mayor Glasmann has decided that he
does not want TO run again for the Of
flee he has held during two terms. It
is barely possible that the foxy VIII
liam knew the gun was loaded for him
this year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

There will be rejoicing in the Salt
Lake spider colony if Mr.. Thompson is
elected mayor. They haven't been per-
mitted TO weave webs in the mayor $
office at the joint city and county build
ing for nearly two years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

If the weather man viii only keep
up his present gait the state fair direc-
tors will insist on making him an hon
orary life member of their organiza-
ton. He certainly is doing himself
proud.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Had Passed the Danger line.

Chicago Tribune)
GoIlifer-Old MountOburn is 50 rich now
that / suppose he INDUCES himself In the
luxury of giving d million to some s'-p5-
Cling institution now and then.
Gosch-Oh. no. He's so rich that every
dollar he tries TO give away is scTutinized
and disinfected before anybody Will take
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

If the convention of yesterday indi-
Gates anything, it viii surely be possible
TO hold the next Republican city gath
ering in an elevator car and save the
expense of hiring a theatre.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
co7TELYou, NOT WINNIE.

To the Salt Lake Herald:
In your edition of this date YOU pub
l~lish Il list of the members of Roosevelt
cabinet, naming r. j. Wynne Pa "a
postmaster general The last Information
have on this subject gives George Bruce
COrtelyOu, n. Y, as pOstma ster general
Mr.. Wynne is consul general at London,
Eng succeeding Mr.. H. Clay Evans al
I that post The other members are correct
Am l not right: c. \. MOORE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
The Soft Voice.

(Foronto Mail and EmDire.)
1t IS better TO be piqued by Uncle Sans
boast OF his Irresistible influence as an
angel Of peace than to be ruffled BY his
brag that he can lick creation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
WITH THE PARAGRAP HERS.
Have the Riqht Idea.
CKansas City Journal.)

CkanSas City JOurnal9
Some whisky is better than others. %
said the Kentucky colonel, "but all
whisky is good" The Congregational
ministers, except DR.. GLADDEN., seem to
have taken about the same view OF
money
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
An Apology for Him.

philadelphia Press)
He has no regard for any one else. He
has no milk of human kindness"
oh. 1 wouldn't say that. He's a very
small man, you know; probably he has
il, but it's condensed"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Finally Found a New anti
Baltimore SUM


Senator Pettigrew of South Dakota an
nounces that he is IAN antitrust Roose-
welt Republican" That was the only
every thing else
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

1t will take more sleuthing than
Chief Lynch has done in two years TO
prove that he is seriously in the race
for the mayoralty.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
The Records are There.

Chicago JOurnal)
Evidently Senator Depew's plight does
not remind him of a story. But there Is
no use in telling a story about il, any
way.
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Very Torrid.
Philadelnhia Pres.

philadelphia Press
IOm-Iier father kicked you out. ehy /
thought you said you'd make him come
10 terms.
Dick-So I did--to heated terms. You
Should have heard them,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Cut Off Early in Life.


woman, the thirteenth child and born
on the 18th OF the month. recently died
IN Alabama at the age of l05. Might have
Known something would happen to her.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Why Not to Jail?

(New York Herald)
Mayor Weaver promises TO send Phila-
delphia's Republican bosses TO the Junk
heap.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Why Not Compromise on "Darned ?,'

(St Louis -DisDatch.)
Mr. Carnegie is perhaps the only man
who ever wanted a "cuss word" on his
tombstone.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04
Therein Is the Difference.

Duluth Herald)
y meddler is a nerson who fails in his
attempt. The meddler who succeeds is
no meddler, but a hero.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

We are to have wireless biography
in Salt Lake. Our politics. however,
Will continue to be Of the wiry brand
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

You are right. Mr.. Cortelyou succeeded
Mr., Wynne as postmaster general
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

Lynch for mayor. Ha. Hal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-04

Aetna. of Hartford ....-
Firemand's Fund. of CalifI
Alliance. of England ...
Franklin Fire, Of Philadel.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1905-05-03
HYDE PARK CENTER.

Geo Jewett is at work on the roads
this week, repairing bridges.
Frank Baker and wife visited at H. F.
Hurlburt's the first of the week.
School commenced at the Cen ter Mon
day, with Prof. Leach as teacher.
Mr.. Warner of Greensboro, was a re-
cent visitor at Albert Whitcomb's.
Isabel McGinnis went to Eden last
Monday, where she is teaching school.
Anthony McGinnis had a very sue
cessful operation performed at the Mary
Fletcher hospital recently for appendi-
citis. He is on the gain.
Albert Wh1tcomb was out on the
brook bright and early last Monday
morning 1t is reported that he caught
large string of trout and by the help
of his hired man they had them dressed
and cooked for breakfast. There was
none of them as large as his Greensboro
trout, but they were growing.