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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
READS THE BOOK.
'The Road to WeIlvIIIe" Pointed the
Way,

Down at Hot Springs, Ark, the Wis.
itors have all sorts of complaints, but
II Is subject Of remark that the great
majority OF them have some troubls
with stomach and bowels. This may
be partly attributed to the heavy med.
icines.
Naturally. under the conditions, the
question Of food Is very prominent.
A young man states that he had suf-
fered for nine years from stomach
and bowel trouble. had two operations
which did not cure. and was at last
threatened with appendicitis.
He went to Hot Springs for rheu-
matisIn and his stomach trouble got
worse. One day at breakfast the
waiter, knowing his condition, sug-
gested he try Grape-Nuts and cream,
which he did, and found the food
agreed with him perfectly.
After the second day he began 10
sleep peacefully at night. different
than he had Tor years. The perfect d.
gestion Of the food quieted his nery-
GUS system and made sleep possible.
He says: "The next morning was
astonished to find my condition OF con-
stipation had disappeared. could not
believe 1t true after suffering for re
many years; then took more interest
in the food. read the little book The
Road to Wellvile. and started follow
ing the simple directions.
II have met with such results that
in the last five weeks l have gained
eight pounds in spite Of hot baths
which take away the flesh from any
one.
"A friend OF mine has been entirely
cured OF a bad case OF indigestion and
stomach trouble by using Grape-Nuts
Food and cream alone for breakfast.
"There is one thing in particular
have noticed a great change in my
mental condition. Formerly | could
hardly remember anything, and now
the mind seems unusually acute and
retentive. can memorize practically
anything / DESIRE" Name given By
Postum Co. Battle Greek. Mich
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

THE widow" said I. w. Read Of
Nashville. furnishes the most de-
lightul study to the observer Of the
tricks and manners Of human beings.
One summer" he concluded in a rumi-
mating manner, Il was spending some
time at White Sulphur Springs, Va
only tell this as an illustration Of
the acumen and intelligence OF the
genus widow-and one afternoon a
handsome young woman an, her six
year-old son sat near me on the
veranda The little fellow trotted up
to me and | patted him on the head.
What's your name2' he asked. told
him. Is you marriedT he lisped. No,
I'm not replied. Then the child
paused moment. and, turning to his
mother. said: Mamma, what else
did you tell me to ask him 2 Louis
vile Herald
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

One Of the newest Depew stories
was told by the senator as an event
Of his last foreign trip. The senator
was in Paris shop when fellow
countryman entered and asked the
price OF pen on the counter. he
was told 1t was twenty francs. That's
too much" said the tourist; its 3
present for my sister. III give yor
five francs for IT," Zen 1t would bt
| zat gave ze present to your sister,
said the Frenchman, with a depreca
tory shrug. "and l do not know n
young mademoiselle."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
weIoh. o. = Dinner

It has been seriously asserted by
many people that we are naturally
lighter after meal, and they have
even gone the length of explaining
this by the amoupnt Of gas that is
developed from the blood. Average
observations. however, show that we
lose 3 pounds ounces between night
and morning; that we gain pound II
ounces by breakfast; that we again
lose about IA ounces before lunch;
that lunch puts on an acreage Of
pound; that we again lose during the
afternoon an average Of 10 ounces,
hut that an ordinary dinner to healthy
persons adds pounds ounces to
their weight.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
HOW THEY MAINTAIN THE CHARMS
OF THEIR SEX.
The Importance that Attaches 70 the Care
Of the Blood II One Wants Bright Eyes
and Clear Complexion.

The Tmportancs that Attaches 20 the Care
Of the Blood II One Wants Bright Eyes
and Clear Complexion.
Every sensible woman naturally wishes
toappear attractive. She knows the value
Of bright eyes, delicate complexion and
lively spirits. She knows, also that
good heath is at the basis Of her charms,
and that good blood is the source Of good
health.
Miss Mamie Conway has complexion
shich is the admiration Of all who know
her. Asked If ahe could make any sug-
gestions that would be helpful 10 others
less fortunate, she said;
my complexion would not have
pleased you, II you had seen II two years
ago. It was then about as bad as it
could be, and 1t gave me a great deal Of
dissatisfaction. If you want good
complexion you must take care Of your
health, especially of the condition Of
your blood. MY health was at that time
completely broken down. was nervous,
had frequent headaches, torpid liver
and a great deal Of pain in that region.
suffered also from indigestion. 1t was
clear that my blood was in bad condition,
for pimples broke out all over my face. I"
at is hard to realize that, for there
isn't,the slightest trace of such blem-
ishes now"
cit was unfortunately quite other
wise then, and long time passed before
found anything that gave me any re.
lief. became very weak and listless.
The doctors medicine did me no good,
and I took number Of highly recon-
mended tonics with no better result
AS soon. however, Us began TO use DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People my
complexion cleared up, and after ] had
taken two boxes there was not a sign OF
a pimple left on my face. My cheeks
became rosy, gained flesh ard have had
perfect health ever since"
Rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes are
merely signs Of healthy blood. They have
come not only in thecase Of Miss Conway
whose home is at l24l East Eighth street
Canton, Ohio, but to thousands Of
women FOR whom DR.. Williams Pinl
Pills have made new blood. There isnt
surer way for you TO obtain them, than e
buy box Of these pills from any drug
gist and try them for yourself. They cor
rect irregularities and Danish weakness
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

At the New York State Assembly of
Mothers, a prominent New York doctor
told the 500 women present that healthy
American women were SO rare as to be
almost extinct.
This seems to be a sweeping state
ment of the condition of American
women. Yet how many do you know
who are perfectly well and do not have
some trouble arising from derange-
ment of the female organism which
manifests itself in headaches, back
aches, nervousness, that bearing down
feeling. painful or irregular menstrua-
ton, leucorrhHa, displacement of the
uterus, ovarian trouble, Indigestion or
sleeplessnessP ? There is a tried and
true remedy for all these ailments.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has restored more American
women to health than all other RENE
dies in the world. 1t regulates,
strengthens and cures diseases of the
female organism as nothing else can.
For thirty years it has been curing
the worst forms of female com
plants.
Such testimony as the following
should be convincing.
Mrs. 7. G. Willadsen, of Manning,
Ia, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
II can truly say that you have saved my life
and / cannot express my gratitude to you in
words For two years spent lots Of money
in doctoring without any benefit for mem
strual irregularities and I had given up all
hopes of ever being well again. but l was
persuaded to try Lydia K. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and three bottles have re-
stored me to perfect health. Had it not been
for you / would have been in my grave
to-day"
Lydia E. PInkham's Vegetable Con-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Miss Matte Henry, vice-P President Of
Danville Art Club, 420 Green St., Dam
vile, Va, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -" Many years suffer-
ing with female weakness, Inflammation and
broken down system made me moro anx-
iousto die than olive, but LydiaE Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has restored my health
and am 50 grateful for 1t that want every
suffering woman TO know what Lydia z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound Will do for her."
When women are troubled with
Irregular, suppressed or painful mem
situation, weakness. leucorrhBa, dis
placement or liberation of the womb,
that bearing-down feeling, infiamma-
tion of the ovaries. backat ne, bloating,
Tor fatulency), general debility, indi-
gestion, and nervous prostration, or are
beset with such symptoms as dizziness,
faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri-
liability, nervousness. sleeplessness,
melancholy, 'all-gone" and ''wantrto-
be-left-alone" feelings, blues, and hope"
lessness. they should remember there
is one tried and true remedy. Lydia
E. Pinlham's Vegetable Compound at
once removes such troubles. No other
medicine III the world has received such
unqualified endorsement. No other
medicine has such a record of cures OF
female troubles. Refuse to buy any
other medicine, for you need the best.
Alight heart, a cheerful countenance,
and all the charms of grace and beauty
are dependent upon proper action Of the
bodily organs. You cannot look well
unless you feel well.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. Her advice and
medicine have restored thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
pound Succeeds Where others Fall
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

It is a pity some of our stage Irish
men do not discover Ireland, says the
London Tattler After a century OF
so Of exploration among its green
hills, conducted within radius limit
ed, say, to ten miles, we might expect
to get from them reasonably con
sistent reproduction Of ''the brogue.'
Perhaps ought to say one of the
many "brogues," for every county has
its own, and some counties two OF
three. once asked a Meath man
what was the correct Irish brogue
"Arrah, me good man." lie replied
"shure Oireland has kish o
brogues." He did not add as he
night have done that in his native
country the standard Of ignorance Is
to be "as ignorant as a kish o
broges." Now, it has always seemed
to me that the stage Irishman. unless
he happens to be a recent importatioI
himself, goes round in this country
and from a variety Of 'exilesy picks
up samples Of the whole "l1ish" oi
Irish "blogues"-mostly adulterated
with the Cockney ditto. From these
be constructs patchwork "brogue'
Of his own that no Irishman could
mistake for "the real thing" Perhaps
there is no reason why he shculd
The stage Irishman is not catering for
Irishmen.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

eased portion Of the ear. There is only one way te
deafness, and that ls BY constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an fnhamed condition Of fhs
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When thil
tube IA infamed you have Arumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing and when It 10 entirely closed Deaf
IN the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored 70 its normal condi
zion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
o. ten are caused by Catarrh, which "a nothing
but an inhamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We win give One Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness (eaused by catarrh) that cannot 30 cured
By halls catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
y. y. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, o.
Sold BY Druggists, 7sc.
Take Halrs Tanily Pills for constipation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
,oner's conundrum.


Col. Percival G. Pope, who WIN be
retired next month with the rank of
brigadier general, was born in the
Charlestown navy yard, where his
mothers father was marine command.
ant. Oddly enough Col. Pope has been
ordered to Charlestown navy yarc to
await his retirement. He entered the
marine corps at the outbreak Of the
civil war and has served on a number
Of war vessels in many parts Of the
world.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Czar-Ivan. do look like Jap
anese torpedo boat this morning?
Ivan-No. sire.
Czar-Don't resemble an English
fishing smack. do I?
Ivan--Not in the least. sire.
Czar-Then maybe | can stick my
nose out of doors without getting
shot at by my own Pittsburg
Post.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
Minister Is Popular wrIter.

The most popular fiction writer in
England is silas X. Hooking. of whom
little or nothing is known in the Unit.
ed States. He was once a Methodist
minister.
Senator spooner's conundrum.
Senator Spooner has been getting a
lot of fun out Of conundrum which
was recently propounded to him. It is
cleverer than most things of the kind
and the senator enjoys trying it on
others TO see whether they will fail, as
he did. This is the counndrum:
which has more feet-one cat, or no
cat?" OF course everybody gives it
up, whereupon Mr.. Spooner gives the
answer: "No cat, of course. One cat
has four feet. No cat has five feet"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
Sure.

Any ache, pain. sprain, burn or
bruise that Hunts Lightning Oil will
not cure is yet to be discovered. 1t
does the work while other remedies lie
down. It's a searcher for pain.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
EorhIda card PIaxinn.

The University OF California has
formally forbidden the playing Of
"crusoe" by the students, both be-
cause it is gambling and because the
students made so much noise over it
as to disturb the professors.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
whx Japanese Pralse Emperor.

When Japanese commanders an
nounce victory they never fail to
ascribe their success to the "illustri
Gus virtue Of the emperor" Accord.
ing to a Japanese authority it is con
sidered that this is no empty phrase
but has sound basis in latter-day
fact as well as in national tradition.
While the emperor, as the "son OF
heaven" and as the 121st emperor OF
Japan In direct lineal descent con.
stitutes for the Japanese the delegate
Of divine authority, his majesty in his
own personality since his accession
in 1868 has worthily prosecuted the
beneficent objects which he then
placed before the nation and has there
by enabled 1t to achieve what 1t has
done "A the comfy of nations. On
this basis. then. the Japanese refer.
ence to his majesty's "illustrious vir-
tue" as responsible for all the national
victories at once becomes ineligible.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

You still have that cough, 1t seems.
We have told you where it would land
you. Again we advise you to use
Simmons Cough Syrup. 1t relieves
the oppression, loosens the phlegm
and cures you. Use it and gain rest,
gleep and health.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Mother Gray'ssweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
IN the Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
reething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 10000
testimonials. At all Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE. Address AS. Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Talking machines-Victor and Edi-
SON are the best; cash or payments, 81
weekly. Write to-day JENKINS, Music
CO., KANSAS CITY, NO. 10000 records in
stock, Mention this paper.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
Recicides Condemn

For making insulting remarks about
King Peter a Servian officer has been
sentenced to ten years hard labor by
court-martial composed Of regicide
officers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

A dairy maid has been arrested at
Cologne for bathing herself daily in
the milk before ii was sold, because
she had read that milk baths we're
good for the complexion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. II. 1900.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Salzer's New National Oats yielded in
Mich, 240 bu., in Mo-, 255 hu., in N. M.
$40 bu:, and in 30 other states from $50
to 800 bu. per acre. Now this Oat if gen.
esrally. grown in 1905, viii add millions Of
bushels to the yield and millions Of dol
lars 70 the farmers pursel
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

A woman has an idea that If she
hadn't married her husband he
would be hard drinker or lose all
his money playing cards.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Lewis "Single Binder straight SC cigar.
Price 20 dealers $500 per NJ. They cost
some more than other brands, but no more
than good Sc cigar should cost. Lewis
Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

1t is worth while remembering
that the only ones who know how to
cook never went to cooking school,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
rhons Who Have rrIed 4

win use no other. Defiance Cold VIZ.
ter Starch has no equal in Quantity
or Quality--i6 OF. for 10 cents. Other
brands contain only IL or.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

egcte.. Iex20 Busf crayon oects. Send your
photo and gsctH and viii make hl6x2O Bust Crayon
hsuthwosten Artists' Association. Dallas Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

A jackknife in the hands of boy
is almost as dangerous as a jackpot
in the hands Of a man.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

No chrcmos or cheap premiums. but
better quality and one-third more
OF Defiance Starch for the same price
Of other starches.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

II tickles a woman to death to
think how surprised her neighbors
will be when her son becomes presi
dent--New York Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Some men find it easier to get
drunk than sober.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind Bleeding or ProtrudinR Plies. Your
5FugRfat will refund money II PAZ0 OINTMENT
Eaila 70 cure you In 70 Il days soc.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

A compliment is not compliment
when it is paid by man who wants
to borrow money from you.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Mary a man wastes lot OF wind
bi1ssng about himself
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
Insist on Getting Il.

Some grocers say they don't keen
Defiance Starch because they have q
stock in hand OF IL OF. brands, which
they know cannot be sold to a custo-
mer who has once used the 16 or.
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

The less polish man has the more
reflections he is apt to cast.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

DR.. David Kennedy's Favoritc Remedy tn
Adhpted 70 both and all ages. Cures Kidney and
liver complaint and pures the blood q all druggists
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
10 taking the place Of all others.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Most men would rather hrag about
their children than support them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

1t is pretty hard often to be a
good husband" and sensible man
at the same time.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Only natural born hypocrite is
capable Of laughing at an ancient
story.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Mrg. Windows Soothing syrup.
For children teethins, softens the gums, reduces m
Aanmation, aays palm, cures wind collie. 2sca bottle
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

People would rather have others
owe them money and not pay than
not to spend.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

An idle rumor only awaits
chance to get busy.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

USE THE FAMOUS
REQ Cross Ball Blue. Large 2oz. package !
eents. The Russ Company South Bend. Ind.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
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Homebuilder Yellow Dent Corn grows
like a weed and yields from l57 to 260
bushels and more per acrel It's the big
gest yielder on earthl
Salzer's Speltz, Beardless Barley, Maca-
roni Wheat, Pea 0at, Billion Dollar Grass
and Earliest Cane are money makers for
you, Mr.. Farmer.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 100
in stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co.. La
Crosse, Wis, and receive their big catalog
and lots Of farm seed samples. NV. N. u
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

The closer a man is the harder it is
TO touch him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

No girl is pretty enough to suit her
self unless you tell her SO.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02
10 A.irs } Tssiily FIll. bod con.lIpall0n.

When young man starts down the
course OF true love he tries to make
q record.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

A doctors generosity usually ends
with the prescribing of large doses.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Who would not rather be a victim
Of prosperity than Of adversity?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-03-02

Pkhams Vegetable Compound Succeeds Where others FAN
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1905-08-15

CHAS. PFIsTER, the Milwaukee poll
tician and capitalist, has been indicted
by the grand jury, charged with having
given no account of $4,000, which he
had eight years ago, to be used where
it would do the most good, and of
which he had not accounted for in any
way. Chas. Pfister may be an uncom-
promising fighter and one who never
asks or gives quarter in matters politi-
cal, but that he is a CRATER" in any
sense of the word, even his most bitter
political enemy will not believe. The
PILOT will be greatly surprised if Mr.
Pfster does not make quick work of
clearing his spirits of this charge.