The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-22

Or would you rather purchase that7''
say: I like what you prefer"
II pleases me and pleases her.
Some men can't keep a wife in line.
make point to hunor mine
To my success that Is the key.
II pleaseS her and pleases me.
Chicago News.
HUAIOR OF THE DAY.
II is understood that there is already a
organize Society Of the survivor Of ie -
-lndianaDolis News.
Mr.. Roosevelt Will vet tax. the ne
blood out Of the trusts says a RepubIi-
can organ. Such drastic measures are not
necessary. Better results win be obtained
if he viii just take the water out Of them.
New York American.
ra Falls does not lessen IN the slightest
degree the inTarny of the attempt to do So
Kansas City Star.
Bigelow. the Milwaukee banker. appears
to have been just an ordinary robber with
e'545,Eaordlnary facilities for doing business,
- Rochester Herald.
The reported order for battleships from
RUSSIA gives Charles NJ. SchWab FIRST place
among the travelling Observation-Disclosures
ter n. II. Union.
The purchase by Colonel Bryan of an
other blooded heifer looks suspiciot1sIv IKE
preparing for the third battie.-Kansas
City Journal.
The uncomfortable fact about the de-
nnano or the women school teachers for
S Si1sI pay with the men IS that II Is absO-
luteiy just one.-New York World.
Man in the Chair-Doctor. can insomnia
Doofor-Nothing easier. Anyone can fan
mo no sound sleep by trying to count a
Man in the Chair-Y-e-s but our baby
can't count.-LOndOn Taller.
Z was bound to, marry a nobleinan or
nothing, remarked an American girl re-
turning with foreign husband
guess you got BOTH" said her father
ana went Oh making out u check.-Tit-
another snub for the Kaiserl Mr., Pier
date Of the royal visit, left without grant
1Rg MS majesty an audience. London
Punch.
Heeps--Has your wife had new hat
Creeps-Two of 'em. And this Is the
fourth year I'm wearing my best.-Boston
Courier.
Grayce-I see that ChoIIy Highly has
married a chorus girl. suppose MS FAM
lily must be nearly wild!
George-No; they seem to be rather re-
iieved than otherwise. They hope that ne
has at last reached the limit OF posi-
pilities for annoying them.-Pittsburg
Fare said the street car conductor.
Ihank you. replied the country girl.
blushing prettily.-Houston Post.
- 1 3li2 that n46,i young man who has been
the question last night?
May-Yes, but it was more than pop
II sounded like a ten inch gun.-Detroit
Tribune.
Bill-Did Lusher. see any sea serpents
while he was south?
Jnl-No, he only thought he saw them
Workers Statesman
DO I sauint. Charter asked the rich
"A little. Maude.'' he said tenderly. but
who wouldn't with your eyes2 If mine
were as beautiful as yours I'd be trying
nal.
That's a pretty little tower upon the
top Of the building What do you use it
JOHNNY heard papa say there was a
'cumhrance on the house. ! guess that's
where he keeps t.-chicago Tribune.
growing tired of each other.
M Mr. NewIywed5I haven't an idea 49,.
Mrs NfsTlywed1 09t,: maybe MAYBE that is the
Upgerdson-what has become OF your
new altomoble7 l haven't seen 1t for 4
AtonlNI don't know. haven't. either.
L blew up soon after I got it.-Chicago
Tribune.
Guide showing the sights Of ParIs)-
This is the garden of the Louvre and on
your left you see the fine statue OF Cam
hetta
Mrs. ouicktrippe-Ah! Let's see. he was
the god OF wine. wasn't he?-Town and
Country.
DO you regard tn. future of the coun-
"certainly.' answered Mr. Dustin stax.
We think that this country, with its
enormous resources can be made to pay
big dividends for years to come wash
ington Star
!. Ben Lee had caller from the coun-
try the other day BE you the man who
makes piciers?" she ASKED Mr. Lee adj
Can You make picters of little chill
Certainly
And what do you charge for emp" was
Three dollars a dozen"
oh shuckst - said the woman. in a dis
appointed tone; here I'll have % wait til
next year. for I've only got eleven. An
thony Republican.
Jaxon-Chatterton looks all tagged out.
What's the matter with him2
Jhlson-He's trying to figure out a
scheme for making money without work
iins.-Detroit Free Press.
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