The San Francisco call., 1905-06-25

shavings. To make the prepared tim
, Der seem palatable to the animal he
practiced a cruel deception upon him.
he bound pair of green goggles over
the eyes of the horse. The unsuspect-
ing equine gazing at the shayines
through the glasses thought that he
iao before him pile of the real
meadow grown.
with neigh of grateful apprecia-
ton to his master he buried his head in
the manger and seized a mouthful of
oregon sugar pine. 1t tasted recuIiar
ana he looked again at the pile. IT
was green all right and he made short
work of the banquet.
For several weeks the deceived
equine subsisted on planning mill nro-
ducts He had developed quite a Ifk-
ing Tor California redwood. ground fine
wnen policeman Hooper of the Preven-
ton of Cruelty to Animals Society
heard of the new horse diet. The of.
ncer arrived just as the equine was
oreakfasting on the barn door The
policeman placed the owner under ar
rest ar
aren't you ashamed of yourself to
feed poor horse on shavings2', asked
Judge Mogan.
wen, lots of people eat patent break
Iast foods. replied Center whats the
difference?"
But the gross deception of the green
glasses, don't you think that it was a
kind of low-down trick"
My horse is near-sighted," replied
giles for him.
Ten dollars. said the Judge, mot for
Ieeolng him timber-maybe he liked it
put for deceiving the animal"
Isaac Solomon broke out again yester-
day. Isaac is a sort of epidemic when
he gets started. He chose his daughters
wedding eve as the time for his eruption,
and broke up the ceremony.
The feast was set. the guests were mot
in the Solomon home on Twenty-nintb
street and San Jose avenue All was CAV
IN the parlor until the sound of crashing
crockery was heard in the kitchen.
It's pa" gasped Mrs. Solomon.
ITS pa, all right" acquiesced Miss
Solomon
Wow Zowey." shrieked voice from
the rear OF the house, and something like
the noise of an approaching cyclone was
heard. The door burst open and in burst
pa.
He glared savagely at the prospective
groom Going take way INV (hjcl
daughter. only daughter I've got can
lic- you Old man, but l (hic) can lick
YOU Get out my house"
me prospective benedict began to re-
monstrate, but Solomon pere would listen
TO no explanations. He caught the SON
in-law that was-to-be upon the point Of
the jaw and stretched him at the feet of
his bride.
The family cat sauntered in to see what
was doing. Solomon seized the animal bv
the tail and struck his daughter with
the squirming feline. Then he playfully
blackened his wife's eye and smashed a
cuspidor over the head of the best man.
In wild disorder the wedding party ad-
journed unanimously to a neighboring
house, where the battered groom and the
lacerated bride were made one.
Papa Solomon was hailed before Judge
Mogan yesterday.
This is your second offense,r said his
Honor. What have you to say
Solomon clung 10 the Judges desk to
steady himself. Judge he said, I'm
on the (hic) wazzer wagon. Never drank
drop to-day. (Iiic) Never drink nozzer
drop IS long IS live, honest
And Solomon went to sleep with his
head against the desk murmuring, I'm
on waZzer wagon.
Thirty days" said Judge Mogan RE
move this Debris
William and John Rees, walters when
seized by infrequent spasms of industry, |
were before Judge Cabaniss yesterday
charged with burglary. They were caught |
attempting to break into t.ieir own home, |