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The Holly chieftain., 1905-05-26
Boys That Fear mo Noise.

Eastern papers are advocating
noiseless Fourth. Shades of Ticon-
deroga, Bull Run and Valley Forge de-
fend us! 1t Is all right to eliminate
the dangerous elements from the
Fourth of July celebration, but who
ever heard of noiseless patriotism? 1t
would be like voiceless oratory. The
small boy is with us.-Leadville Herald
Democrat
The Holly chieftain., 1905-05-26
Oklahoma Prisoners.

Governor Ferguson of Oklahoma can
not go outside of the territory without
permission from Washington. "There
are a good many prisoners in the ter
ritory, including old Geronimo and my
SELF"
The Holly chieftain., 1905-05-26
THE MODERN FARMER.
How He Lives, as Compared With
Fifty Years AGO.

he farming life OF
today, as con-
trasted with that
of fifty years ago.
is a paradise OF
comfort and con-
venience. T b 9
lonely oghouse.
remote from mar
ket and devoid of
advantages that a
half cycle OF time
has made possible,
would scarcely ap-
peal to the pres
ent day farmer.
The twentieth
The Holly chieftain., 1905-05-26

Upland. per ton. $1O.OO@11OO; sec
ond bottom, $s.00@9.0O; timothy.
$12.00@13.0O; timothy and clover,
S11.00@1200; alfalfa. prime, $G.5O@
7.50; straw, $4.50@5.00; South Park
wire grass, $12OO@13OO.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-05-26
DENVER MARKETS
Cattle,

comparative RecelptS-
Month 10 May 18th ....... 11.159
Same period last year ...... 13,i76
Increase. 2.9sJ
Year to date ...... S0.504
Same period last year ........ 50,2GO
Increase. 3U,2ii
The following quotations represent
The range of prices paid on this mar
ket:
Beef steers, cornfed, good
to choice. .$4.75@5-3
Beef steers, cornfed, COM
mon to medium .. 4.00@4.75
Beef steers, hayfed. good to
choice. ......... 4.25@4.75
Beef steers, hayfed, common
to medium. ........ 3.5O4425
COWS and heifers, cornfed,
good TO choice .... 3.75@4 4.50
Cows and heifers. cornfed.
common to medium ..... 3.00G3.75
Cows and heifers, hayfed,
good to choice 3.25@3.75
Cows and heifers. hayfed,
common to medium 500. 2.25M3.25
Gamers. .............. 1.5Om2.25
Calves, veal, good to choice 4.75M 600
Calves, veal, fair to good. =. 3.50M4.75
Bulls, stays. etc. .... 2.00@3.G0
Feeders, F. p. r., good to
choice. ................ 4.Oo@4.75
Feeders. F. p. R., common
10 medium. ..... 3.25@4.OO
Stockers, F. p. r., good to
choice. ........... 3.T5@4.25
Stockers. F. p. R., common
to medium. ......... 3.OO@3.75
The Holly chieftain., 1905-05-26

No, Alonzo, it isn't proper to ask
q girl for kiss until after you havs
taken 1t.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-05-26
Live Poultry.
Butter.

Elgin butter ........... 90
Lreameries, extra Colo. -. 24@ 25
Creameries, extra eastern 24@ 25
Creameries, firsts, Colo.
and eastern. .......... 2lm 22
Process and renovated
goods, lb. .... 1870 90
Dairy, choice, ID. ..... is
Dairy, medium grade .... 1G
Packing stock, fancy ... $50 1G
Pkg. stock, other grades. 100 IA
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

thing about this vessel is that it is
made OF metal and yet has the ca
pacity of compression and expansion
to a very great degree without i'm
pairing its usefulness. The materials
with which this has been heretofore
done in the construction Of bellows
and like devices have all had the dis
advantage that they were short-lived
when any attempt was made to make
them hold certain chemicals which
Prof. Fulton makes use of, and here
tofore it was never thought that met
al was available for the purpose. But
this is what the professor has sue
ceeded in doing, and the vessel he has
designed is of thin sheet metal. with
deeply corrugated sides. The chem
icals are sealed within The walls Of
this coitainer, and as the expansion
and compression takes place the
movement is transformed into power.
stored up by means OF spring and
made to operate the clock.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
%GQS%CF.
~ l~ENT1QA&
Clock Without a Key.

Many are the efforts which have
been made recently to improve on
the old spring clock, with its twelve
hour face, which has been in use 'or
a good many years. There have been
clocks without hands, clocks without
dials and clocks with springs OF such
gigantic proportions that they re-
quircd winding but once year. The
very newest thing in this line is
clock which will run forever and new
er needs winding or any other atten'
ton, except, perhaps, occasional reg
ulation, for it is possible that the
time-piece might run trifle fast or
slow. 1t will never be in need OF
winding. and as matter of fact
there is no provision whatever made
tor winding the clock.
This clock is operated by motor
driven by the changes Of the temper.
ature which are constantly going on
in the air about US. A large factory
is about to be put into operation at
Knoxville, Tenn, where these clocks
will be made under patents which
were granted to Prof. Weston NJ. Full.
ton, who is the local forecaster in
charge of the United States weather
bureau and observatory at that place.
and also instructor of meteorology at
the University Of Virginia. The es-
sential feature of the professors in
vention is vessel for containing the
liquids and gases which are acted
upon by the air. The remarkable
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
A Good Team at Last.

A certain football team with one
win to it's credit as the result of a
seasons work, found itself in financial
difficulties.
In order if possible to reduce the
clubs Indebtedness the committee or
ganized grand carnival as the
bills had it.
A cycle procession round the streets
was followed by various sports on the
football field. In connection with the
latter an amusing incident occurred.
The interval between couple OF
events on the program was cnlivencd
by the sudden appearance of local
1rishman, well-known supporter OF
the club.
Spic and span in national costume,
Pat sat in. a low buggy behind cou'
pie of donkeys. driving tandem.
Pat bore IA lot of good-humored
chaff, but the captain Of the football
team went step too far.
you're in good company, Pat he
shouted "Three of tribe"
''Thrue for yez," instantly returned
Pat. "Sure Olive long waited TO see
a. good team on this field. an be ja'
bers Olive had to bring wan mcsilf al
the finish"
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Beer Kegs of Old Steel Rails.

A Joliet. Ill.,, inventor believes that
a process OF making beer kegs out OF
old steel rails is to make him wealthy.
In his valise this inventor carries a
small model beer keg made out of pol
ished steel. which he says will within
a few years do away with the old and
cumbersome wooden kegs entirely.
The steel is only onc-siXteenth OF an
irch thick and the kegs weighs but a
few pounds. Its inventor claims that
it viii! stand three times more pres
sure than wooden keg and that ii
can be made for onc-third the price
Of the latter.
The kcS is made in two pieces. the
Joint being hidden by steel band.
The bunghole is Theoretically sealed
by patent contrivance which re.
quires key to unlock it. The hole is
graduated to fit any size of spigot.
Any kind of steel is used in it's con-
struction, but the inventor is now
using old steel rails. The interior OF
the keg is covered with a pitch prep.
ara,ion used in wooden kegs TO keep
the beer from tasting OF the metal.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Make Cotton of Wood.

There was time when cotton
grew; now it is made. The French
have acquired the novel art of cotton
making, and to do SO use the cellulose
of fir tree. Can a fig tree bear this
ties? Perhaps not, but fir tree can
grow cotton. The fbers of the tree
are pulverized by special machinery
and treated with steam and bisulphate
of soda for thirty-six hours under a
heavy pressure. The mess is then
washed and bleached, passed between
rollers to dry it, and reheated with
chloride of zinc and acid, to which
has been added little castor oil to
give a consistent paste. Thins cellu-
lose matter is then passed through a
draw plate, which produces thread
having an exceedingly close resem.
blance to cotton.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
HAD DONE HIS PART.
George Not Willing to Give All Credit
to Providence

Before Frederick B. Smith, the sec.
rotary of the international committee
ol' tn" Young Mems Christian associa.
ton. set ont on his evanSelistic tOnr
Of the world. he was entertained at
dinner by a number OF his admirers.
At The end OF the dinner Mr.. Smith
made an address, choosing for his
subject, "Modesty." Among other
things he said:
Some men are vain and cOnceited
hcyond belief | know man who
wen, walking with his wife once on
,hc bank OF a stream. He was a care
less. awkward, loosc-jointed man, and
suddenly, his foot slipping, he fell
overheard.
Though the water was deep and
cold. the man got out after q few min.
utcs' struggling and grunting, and his
Wife, as she hurried him homewasd,
said:
George, yon ought to be thankful
to Providence that your life was
saved
Yes, yes George answered. Prov
jdcncc. Of course. was very kind, b:t
was very clever too.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
THE "JOKERS" ORIGIN
HoYLE NOT INVENTOR OF FOUR.
TEENTH CARD.
"IntroGuccd to His Attention by a
Piainsman's ShreWd Invention Of
Means to Beat Four Aces When
Himself He Held but Three"

Sandy had no tinge of ochre. and ho
played his hand ut poHer we'll sup
ported by the joker in the bel, ;"ou,
his waist;
Not his custom twas to hicker unless
oversteeprd in liquor. bat no man
was ever quicker on the trigger. ahd
his haste
1t was written plainly very, in the from
tier cemetery, where the custom twas
to. bury those who dalied with the
wine;
Subsequently, to be ruing when some ar
2ument was brewing and thereafter
something doing in the undertaking
Now. upon the day I'm naming. Sandy
sat there 1ielceiy gaming. and quite
Frequently intiaming his mentality
gentleman named Wattcl. who pre-
sided at the throttle OF the bar at
Devils Bluff.
And while Wattcl was infusins drink.
poor Sandy's cash kept oozins from
the hoard that he was losing To Il
kindred spirit, known
" given by some joker. who was very
iond OF poker and WAS always dry as
bone.
souls aoolning that the resurrection
morning drawcth near 70: him, who,
Seeks by sinful ways and handy in a
poker game to handy with wicked
man like Sandy when the deck is
passing cold.
For. when Sandy. having aces fun Oh
jacks. laid down ten cases there was
wonder on the faces Of the watchers.
WHO looked grin,
When The thoughtlcss William. staying.
laid down aces four, and saying: You
can't ht at it. went to weighing, what
the pot would profit him.
Now no deck uHon earths face is @raced
with quite so many aces, since there
are no fitting places for the nmbcr.
ana the brand
OF uulaiNcss in his poker being placed
nn iil,-thC SoaEer, Sandy drew and
drew his joker seeking thus TO ill
his hand:
Drew ard hold ii. .nuzzlc aiming straight
at William and. proclai Inning what he
h, Ia. declared The gaming at an end.
and. lskirS in.
Sale! three aces and a joker We're Il WIN
ming hand ut poker. whcreat William
tcill"d the Soalel) acquiesccd the
hand would Win.
|. WAS in til: rough and CORY days that
saw the Frontiers glory, and twas
thus SO runs the story, that the joker
came to be
Introduced to Hoylc's attention by a
means to beat four aces when himself
he held up three.
And The wcll-Enown master CRATER said
III every pack thereafter must be one
card. named for Laughter, and be
kept there cTcrmorc.
Kept there in communication of Shrewd
SHndy'S declaration that n quick dla "
than four.
j W. Foley, III New York Times.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
A COLD on THE LUNGS THREATENS
TO BECOME SERIOUS.
Pe.ru.na Brings Speedy Relief.

VC'SusV0 Os"9o SPSS~y ssS''S's
Mrs. II. Z. Adams, Ex-President P;Al-
mctto Club, of New Orleans, La, writes
from 40 Garfield Court, South Bend,
Ind, as follows:
"I am pleased to endorse Peruna, As
Et0ok it about year ago and 1t soon
brought me relief from q cold on my
lungs which threatened to be serious
The lungs We're sore and intla1ned,
conghctl !. couple Of hours every night,
and felt that something must be done
before my lungs became affected.
"pernna was suggested by some OF
nv friends who had used it, and acting
upon their advice l tried it and found
that it was able to b-ing about a speedy
care. You have my highest endorse.
mentand thanks for the good it did NE
Sounding the Praises Of Peruna.
Mrs. Frances Wilson, 80 Nelson ST,
Clinton. Mass, writes:
Had you seen me at the time of ny
illness and now, you would not wonder
that l take delight in sounding the
praises of Pe1'una.
"My ailmcnt was a severe cold which
attacked the bronchial tubes and lungs.
~ followed your special directions
and after using six bottles of Peruna,
was on my feet again. think Peruus
q wonderful medicine."
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Worldly indeed.

"A remarkable grace said Hen:-s'
Ph;pps. the Pittsburg steel magnate
AID Il philanthropist, was once COM
;5tscI in the Scottish highlands. This
slace with the story OF it's compost
ton. is still repeated in Scotland. On
NY last visit there Il Samekecpcr told
INC about it with a dry Scottish ch',c'
ilc.
lie said that the man who had
composed the grace repeated it TO y
iricnd. 1t ran:
oh. gle MS rivers O whisky, cha'u
Gcrs o. snuff, an tons O tobacco. an
may cur childrcn's children be lords
ana lair'!s to the latest generation.
The other Scot listened TO this
er"ce with profound interest. At the
o:id he said after a moments silence:
"'Wccl. it's goot grace. a very
,oot grace, but--man, It's a Warldly
thing
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
PROVES 81 GREAT POWER
When Regular Medical Treatment
Failed, Dr.. Williams Pink Pills
Cured Her Rheumatism.

Hundreds of people afflicted with rheu
matisln have spent years under the care
Of excellent physicians in vain. Their
they have settled down to the conviction
that it is fastened ON them for life. Mrs
Dinsmore was not willing to join the
ranks Of the hopeless merely because he,
doctor did not know how to help her
Here is her story:
-Four years ago I suffered greatl,
with rheumatism in my hands and
knees. After, I had been sitting while
my limbs seemed SO heavy could hardly
walk on the first attempt. So long as
kef1moving was all right, but just al
soon as stopped. something seemed to
Settle in ray knees and make them ache.
My hands were SO bad couldn't touch
the palms Of them on fat surface; they
were swollen and panied so.'
"Did you call in a physician?'
II doctored steadily for over year
then one doctor said: You have taken
medicine strong enough to kill almost
anything Still, it did not kill me no,
the rheumatism.
"How, then. did you get rid of it?'
Eat different times had read in vari
Gus publications about DR.. Williams
wonderful Pink Pills for Pale People,
and I finally decided to try them. I took
them steadily for four months in &C.
cordance with the directions. By that
time I was completely cured"
: "Have you been free from it eve,
since?"
"Since then I have had but one slight
return of my trouble, and box or two Of
the same pills made me alright again. u
N1Es. +. A. Dinsmore lives in hearty
enjoyment of her recovered health at
Woburl, Mass, entirely freed from the
grave anxieties that rheumatism always
brings. When it appears i'll but a single
joint it shows that the blood is in faulty
state in the whole body. 1t may at any
moment break out elsewhere, and ono OF
the dangers is that it may break out in
tho heart and then the result must be
fatal. The only security is to keep the
blood all the time in q perfectly sound
condition.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills make healthy
blood. All other relief is superficial
This is thorough. These pills are sold
by all druggists.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Girl Casts Fathers Vote.

Miss Eta X Morton of Asbury Park,
n. j., made an unusual record for a
woman on election day when she cast
a ballot for candidates from presiden-
tial electors down.
Miss Morton's father, Justice j. X.
Morton, is unable to walk. He was
pushed to the polls IN a wheel chair,
and on his application the election
officers allowed his daughter, who had
been instructed previously, to register
her fathers vote.-Chicago Journal.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

The wo,ld has lost its old content:
Tho Sirdf,l loinS and nervous hands
The Hg.. leads on; her sharp commands
Ring over plains and table lands
OF This wide watcrcd continent.
Who calls the poor in spirit blest?
The rich in spirit win their own.
HarI; to the wars Shrill buSlcs blown!
Look to the ripping banner thrown
Ard streaming in the west:
Who SAYS the meek inherit hcreo
The earth is theirs whose hands art
strong.
Work for the night comes. art is long.
Onward the keen. stern faces thlonS,
Quick eyed. intent, sincere.
Our life has lost its ancient rest.
The pale blue flower of peace that grows
,y the cottage wall and garden close.
Star in the ,:!st, ah, whittier goes
'rI.is star that leads the west?
Arthur Cotton. in Atlantic.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
ALL CROPS GOOD IN WESTERN
CANADA.

"Potatoes the Finest I Ever Saw"
Owing to the great amount of in
terest that is being taken in Western
Canada, It is we'll to be informed OF
some of the facts that are bringing
about the great emigration from por'
tions of the United States.
The Canadian government has au
thorized agents at different points, and
the facts related in the following may
be corroborated on application. At the
same time they will be able to quote
you rates, and give you certificates en-
titling you to low rates on the differ
ent lines of railway. The following
letter copied from the North Bend
(Neb.) Eagle is an unsolicited testi'
monial, and the experience of Mr..
Auten is that of hundreds of other
Americans who have made Canada
itheir home during the past seven OF
eight years:
II presume some may be interested
to know how we have progressed this
year in the Canadian Northwest. We
have no complaint to offer. We have
had a good year, crops were good anc
we have had a delightful season.
threshed from my place $3.50 bushels
of grain. My oats made G5 bushels
per acre and weighed 42k pounds per
bushel. MY wheat made 311s bushels
per acre and is No. quality. My
barley made about 80 bushels OF good
quality. My crop is a fair average OF
the crops in the Edmonton district.
"All crops were good here this sea
son. Potatoes the finest l ever saw,
and all vegetables adapted to the eli
mate. We have had very fine fall,
but no exception to the rule. as the
fall season is. l think. the most pleas.
ant of the year. We have had no
snow yet (Nov. 81. and have been
plowing and working the land prepar-
ing for an early seeding next spring.
Last night the mercury dropped lower
than any previous night this fall. and
this morning there is crust of frost
on the fields sufficient to prevent field
work. No doubt many would imagine
that Alberta had put on her winter
overceat before this and that the peo-
pie were wrapped in furs, but it is
only question of time when this
country will not be looked upon as an
iceberg, but country fit for the best
of mankind to live in.
I'VE are now assured Of trans
continental railway, which is to be
built to the Pacific during the next
FIVE years. The Canadian Northern
road is graded to within seventy-fve
miles of Edmonton. 1t comes from
Winnipeg, and will reach US next sum-
mer, so with one railroad already at
hand, the second to reach US in less
than a year. and the third to penetrate
our city and open up this country to
the west across the Rockies to the
coast within five years, we surely have
reason to believe that the country is
progressing.
every respectfully, L. J. AUTEN."
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
WI1y He Sr1iIed.

The Japanese emperor smiled upon
the court And what he asked,
what news Of the war?'
There are, your majesty" answer
ed the prime minister, reports Of a
battle off the coast
II am convinced observed the en-
pcror, with a twinkle, II am convinced
that if there has been any trouble on
the ocean the Russians are at the bot
tom of it."-Jn0ge.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Good Prospects.

$50 you want to marry my daush-
ter?" remarked the old gentleman.
II certainly do replied the youth.
well, what are your prospects?'
persisted the old gentleman.
"My dear SIR" replied the youth,
1.-The prospects of any fellow who mar
ries the daughter of man as rich and
did,
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Lost-Giri and Calf.

The Carthage Democrat runs a Lost
and Found advertisement that leaves
one in some doubt as to how the crowd
got separated. 1t follows:
Tost-a large winter lap robe, calf
and girl on one side; other side plain.
Reward if returned to Wells & Wig
sins."-kansas City Journal.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Ambiguous English.

Have you ever tried to explain tho
Various meanings OF some OF our Eng
lish verbs to foreigner" asked Il
lady who employs many servants
My German maid went to the drug
store the other day for some head
ache medicine and returned vs.y
much puzzled.
Tho man say Will you take il, g.
shall I send it?"' she reported. r
he do not send it how can take it?' >
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Why She Apoloqixed.

The throat specialist exhibited his
laryngoscopc to nervous woman pa
tient and remarked:
"You would be surprised to know
how far down we can see with this in
strument."
And then, as he was about to place
the laryngosccpc in her throat, she
apologized for having a hole in her
stocking.-New York Press.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
No Use.

MRS. Nagger-Perhaps you recall, II
was on railroad train that we first
met and
Mr.. Nagger-Yes; but it's too late
now for ME to sue the company for
damages.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
An lmposinu Ry.Product.

School Teacher (showing off he,
best boy before visitors)-Now, Per
l1ins can you name some of the impor
tant by-products Of the steel industry:
Perlxins-Yes'm; Carnegie's libra
ries.-Puck
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Too Cheerful.

Olive-Yes, I'm little annoyed
Yo,. see, declined the proposal and
I didn't want him to feel hurt
Clara-Wel1?
Olive-Well, he-he acted just as /,
he didn't
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

G1YR permanently cured No hts nervousness afeos
EUl lrst daye Dr. klines Great Nerve kestOf
Sr Send for FREE o. 90 trial bottle and treatsos
1 T. r. KLINE, Ltd oSl Arch Street, Philadelphia, p
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

Piso'S Cure cannot he too highly spoken OF as
. cough curc-J. w O'BRIES, So2 Third Ave
~, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind Bleeding Protrud!ns Plies. Your
druggist will refund money If PAZO OINTMENT
fails TO cure you In to il days. soc.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
A PLAIN TALK
On a Plain Subject in Plain
Language.

The coming winter will cause at least
one-half Of the women to have catarrh,
colds, coughs, pneumonia or consump-
ton. Thousands OF women will lose
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

You may drive a girl TO boarding
school. but you can't make her think.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
Retween Friends.

Gladys-I refused Ferdy two weeks
ago and he has been drinking heavily
ever since.
Ethel-Isn't it about time he stopped
celebrating PUCK.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20
KEEP
l'ciiCNA
IN 'l'lllI
HOUSE.

read this) VIII DC ono Of The un1Ortu-
nate ones. Little or no risk need be
run if Peruna is kept in the house and
at the first appearance of any symptom
of catarrh taken as directed on the
bottle.
Peruna is a safeguard, a preventative,
a specific, a cure for all eases OF catarrh,
acute and chronic, coughs, colds, con-
sumption, etc.
For free medical advice, address DR..
S. B. Hartman, President of The Hart
man Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

acquire some chronic all
Inent from which they
will never recover.
Unless you take the
necessary precautions, the
chances are that You (who
The Bowbells tribune., 1905-01-20

II Cures Colds, Coughs. Sore Throat, Group,
Influenza, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis and
Asthma A certain cure for Consumption In first
at once. You viii see the excellent effect afteS
taking the first dose. Sold by dealers every.
where. Lnr:e bottles 25 cents and so cents
The daily sentinel., 1905-10-30

Mothersl Gold baby rings given
away al the G. V. Store. Ask for
them.