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Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
ILL LUCK IN MAY WEDDINGS.
Popular Superstition Has Descended
From the Romans.

May weddings are supposed by
many persons to be unlucky. 1t is a
heritage from the ancient Romans. A
May bride, says Ovid, is short-lived,
his explanation being that the month
included the celebration of the Lee
muria in honor of the dead. Apart
from any evil omen, such a time of
mourning would interfere with the
bathing and toilet arrangements that
were proper preliminaries to we'd
dings. Plutarch suggests that as
April was the month of Venus, and
June that of Juno, to select May was
to slight those nuptial goddesses; or
that June, as the month of the young
(juniores) was preferable to May, the
month of the old (majores). Ovid's
''Mense malas maio nubere vulgis ait"
(there is a popular saying that wick
ed women wed in May was inscribed
on the gate of Holyrood when Mary
queen of Scots married Boutwell, in
May, 1867. What followed strength
ened Scottish belief in Mary's I'M
luckiness.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
NERVOUSNESS and
WEAKNESS CURED
BY PE-Ru.NA.
Miss Sadie Robinson.

Miss Sadie Robinson, 4 Rand street,
Maiden, Mass, writes:
''Peruna was recommended to me
about year ago as an excellent remedy
for the troubles peculiar to our sex, land
as found that all that was said of this
medicine was true, l am pleased to
endorse it.
"Ibegan TO use ii about seven months
ago for weakness and nervousness,
caused from OVerJY0rk and SIeepIeSS-
ness, and found that in a few days
began 10 grow strong, my appetite in
creased and 4 began 10 sleep better,
consequently my nervousness passed
away and the weakness in the pelvic
organs soon disappeared and ! have
been well and strong ever since"
Address DIR. S. b. Hartman President
of The Hartman San lium, Columbus,
o., for free medical advice. All CORES
pondence strictly confidential.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
HICKORY A GOOD AMERICAN.
SheIIbark Variety of Sturdy Tree Will
Grow in No Other Country.

The shellbark hickory is perhaps
the most interesting tree in this
country, because it is a strictly Ameri-
can tree and so welded to it's native
soil that it refuses to become a citi-
zen of any other country. In the
sturdiness of it's roots and trunk, in
the holiness in which it filings out it's
tough branches in its strong individu-
atty and character and in its general
fruitfulness, not forgetting the I'M
couth roughness of bark, it further
manifests its strong Americanism. It's
winter buds are large and interesting
Early in spring the dark brown outer
scales fall away. The inner scales
then lengthen TO protect the growing
leaf, sometimes attaining a length of
five inches. These inner scales are
marvels of beauty, both in texture and
in color The body of the scale is
thick and 1eatherly, while its surfaces,
especially the inner, are soft, with
silken nap gorgeously dyed in yellow,
orange and red, suggesting the chin
ney corner and the heat which CLOVIS
from a hickory log
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
SAVED cHILD'S LIFE.
Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd's
Kidney Pills.

Sedgwick, Ark, June 19.-The case
of w. S. Taylor's little son is looked
upon by those interested in medical
matters as one of the most wonderful
on record. In this connection his faith
er makes the following statement:
Last September my little boy had
dropsy; his feet and limbs were swol-
len to such an extent that he could
not walk or put his shoes on. The
treatment that the doctors were giving
him seemed to do him no good, and
two or three people said his days
were short, even the doctors, two of
the best in the country told me he
would not get better. l stopped their
medicine and at once sent for Dodd s
Kidney Pills. l gave him three Pills a
day, one morning, noon and night for
eight days; at the end OF the eighth
day the swelling was all gone, but to
give the medicine justice, l gave him
eleven more pills. l used thirty-five
Pills in all and he was entirely cured.
I consider your medicine saved my
child's life. When the thirty-fve Pills
were given him, he could run, dance
and sing, whereas before he was an
invalid in his mothers arms from
morning until night"
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Eyery housekeeper snou1d kroy

Every housekeeper should know
that if they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because it
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 10 oz--one full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in q pound pack
ages. and the price is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals. II your grocer tries to sell you
a 12-oZ. package it is because ne has
q stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
tiers and figures 10 ozs." Demand De
fiance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick
ing. Defiance never sticks.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
CHANGED MEANING OF WORD.
"Nerve" No Longer Has Exclusively
Medical Significance.

Sir Frederick Treves, the celebrat-
ed English surgeon, asserted that the
Japanese have no nervous system"
and that nerves" as western ma
lions know the term, is untranslatable
in Japan. This invites a reference to
the significant history of the words
nerve" and nervous" A nerve"
by derivation from Greek and Latin
and by earlier English use, is really
sinew. When Pope speaks of '-nerv-
Gus arms" he means exactly the
"brawny arms" of the village black
smith; and this sense survives meta
phorically in nervous style of writ
ing" which is very different from
"neurotic' one. Shakespeare used
"nervy'' in the same sense. But now
that nerves" no longer mean sinews,
nervous" in the common use has al
most reversed its old meaning. In
DR.. Johnson's time nervous" in the
modern sense was still only medical
can't" Now men of nerve" are very
different from men of nerves.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Rivers Are outcasts.

Prof. Charles W. Gould of Oklaho-
ma University is authority for the
statement that the name Cimarron,
borne by one of Oklahoma's charact-
eristic streams, is a Mexican word
derived from the Apache language.
1t means outcast or wanderer and
was first applied to an old Apache In
dian, who left his tribe and settled
on the head waters Of this stream
Kansas CITY Times.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
NO cANNIBALIsM AS PROMISED.
AS a Result StroIling Players and
Villagers Have Deadly Fight.

Budapest, June II. = Three killed
and sixty wounded are the casualties
resulting from a fight between stroll
ing players and villagers at Der
skigyhas, Hungary. The players
promised to give an exhibition of
cannibalism, and a big crowd collect
ed, but when the players did not give
the advertised exhibition the villag-
ers became threatening, whereupon
one of the players became realistic
and bit a piece from one of the spec
tators' ears. A general fight ensued
bat the police ultimately restored or
der Eighteen of the wounded per-
sons are suffering from serious in.
jurieS.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

At the conference Of the managers
of the New York Central Lines, held
in New York June 9th, all lines be-
ing represented by their General
Managers and Passenger officials, it
was decided, beginning with the regu-
lar summer change, Sunday, June
18th, to quicken the speed Of the
Twentieth Century Limited" so as
to make the time between New York
and Chicago eighteen hours instead of
twenty hours, the New York Central
Lines having made the twenty hour
time during the past three years, and
having also made the run between
New York and Chicago in twenty
hours with their Exposition Flyer"
for the one hundred and eighty days
of the Columbian Exposition in Chi
cago' in 1898, twelve years ago.
The New York Central Lines make
the point that the New York Central
has had in service the Empire State
Express" which has been the fastest
train in the world for its distance,
440 miles for fourteen years, having
held the worlds record for that time,
and for three years and $50 days hav-
ing held the worlds record for a
thousand mile train in twenty hours.
The proposed schedule of eighteen
hours is simply the extension of the
time of the Empire State Express"
through from Buffalo to Chicago, the
time having been made for fourteen
years between New York and Buffalo.
On this new schedule, the train will
leave Chicago at 2:30 p. M, arriving
Grand Central Station, New York,
at $50 next morning, and returning,
will leave New York $3.50 p. m, reach
ing Chicago $50 a. N. following day.
At the same time, the Lake Shore
Limited" will be quickened up an
hour, and will make the time from
Chicago to New York in % hours in
stead of "a. leaving Chicago $50 p.
M, by the Lake Shore and arriving
New York $50 p. ~, by the New
York Central.
The Southwestern Limited" train,
No. II, which now leaves Grand Cen
trail station at p. M, will, beginning
June 18th, leave at 2:04 p. m, saving
an hour to an hour and half on the
present journey to St Lolis and Gin
einnati."
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

make you irritable; you cant sleep,
you are unable to quietly and calmly
perform your daily tasks or care for
your children.
The relation of the nerves and gen.
erative organs in women is so close
that nine-tenths of the nervous pros
tration, nervous debility, the blues,
sleeplessness and nervous irrita bility
arise from some arrangement of the
organism which makes her woman.
Fits of depression or restlessneSs and
irritability. Spirits easily affected. so
that one minute she laughs, the next
minute weeps. Pain in the ovaries and
between the shoulders. Loss of voice;
nervous dyspepsia. A tendency to cry
at the least provocation. All this points
to nervous prOStration.
Nothing will relieve this distressing
condition and prevent months of pros
tration and suffering SO surely as Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Mrs. NJ E. Shotwell, of 1O3 FIatbush
Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y, writes:
81 cannot express the wonderful relief I
have experienced by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. I suffered for
long time with nervous prostration, back
not sleep and would walk the floor almost
every night.
&C 1 had three doctors and got no better, and
life was a burden. I was advised to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and it has worked wonders for me.
am well woman, my nervousness Is all
gone and my friends say look ten years
younger"
Will not the volumes of letters from
women made strong by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound convince
all women of its virtues? Surely you
cannot wish to remain sick and weak
and discouraged, exhausted each day,
when you can be as easily cured as
other women
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Trouble Increasing.

When your trouble with foOd-di-
gestion seems to be increasing, and
various pains, like stomach-ache, head
ache, backache, etc., beset you; when
your bowels and liver seem continual
ly out of order, what you need is DR..
Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup Pepsin.
1t is safe, pleasant and far superior
to all pills or cathartic waters. Sold
by all druggists at soc and $1.00.
Money back if it fails.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
William warren,s Lost Ghost.

Those who remember William War
rem at the old Boston museum during
the sixties will recall the Warren
Farce" so popular at that time after
the play. The writer remembers one
of those most ludicrous scenes when
Warren, after a seemingly fruitless
search after a ghost, exclaimed in his
inimitable manner, I'll die before I'll
give up the ghost!'-Boston Herald.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Thinks Swiss Practice Good.

I should like to see children in this
country running about all day in the
open air, and not going to school I'M
til seven years of age at the earliest.
That is the practice in Switzerland,
which is certainly the best educated
country in the world. Sir John
GorSt
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Smallest Installation.

What is said to be the smallest cleo
trio installation in the world is to be
found in the village of Bremen, near
Dormbach, Thuringia. 1t comprises a
single arc lamp installed in church,
the lamp being operated by a small
dynamo driven by the wheel of the
village mill.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Russian Wheat Harvest.

st. Petersburg. June 15.-The pros
pect of a good Russian wheat harvest
continues. In the south, southwest
and northern Caucasus, Vistula region
and the Ural provinces the crop is far
above the average
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
His Modest Request.

A French speaking operative of the
Pepperell Mill in Biddeford asked his
overseer the other day if he could stay
out for few days. Being short of
help, the overseer asked him if it was
anything very particular that he
wanted to stay out for, and he replied:
'Yaasir, I'm GONE to git marrit I'm
I'd lax be there-tEat all.''-Kenne-
bee Journal
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Insist on GETTING II.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL OF in a package,
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains 16 OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 o. instead of IL OF.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Dust Behind Picture Frames.

The accumulation of dust can be
prevented to a great extent by put
ting two small pieces of cork at the
bottom of the picture frames, thus
holding the frame slightly out from
the Wall-Woman'S Life
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Crossed Yellow River BRIDGE.

Shanghai, June 15.-The first loco
motive, drawing an inspection train,
in charge of the chief engineer of the
Pei Han Railway Company, crossed
the Yellow river bridge. nearly one
and seven-eighths miles long.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Accept Invitation.

Tangier, Morocco. June II. = Aus
tria-Hungary and Italy have notified
the Moorish government that they are
prepared to accept the Sultan's invi-
tation to an international conference
on Morocco
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
He is Bound to keep Busy.

Lightning set the bell in church
steeple ringing recently and Brother
Williams exclaimed: MY, my! 1t
sho' has come ter pass dat de devil
is ringin' folks ter meetin'i" -Atlanta
Constitution.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Schools and Churches closed.

Grand Rapids, Mich. June 14.-All
schools and churches here have been
closed on account of the alarming
spread of smallpox, which has taken
on the nature of a dangerous cpl
demic. There are rs cases now in the
city
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
sheIbina Girl a Suicide.

Shelbina, Mo-, June 13-Miss Leta
Lasley, aged about % years. commit
ted suicide. She went into her
brothers room, got his shotgun, load
ed one barrel, placed the muzzle to
her throat and pulled the trigger.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

If you don't try to be different from
what you are frankness will draw
your friends near; otherwise they
will have a fear and dread of your
mask.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Bunyan in 1o5 LANGUAGES.

One book alone, the Pilgrims
Progress" holds the record for Eng
lish literature, having been repro
duced in 105 different tongues.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

A pull without the ability to back
it up lasts only until imposition takes
on the form of righteousness.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
More Flexible and Lastino,

won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
brand and one-third more for same
money.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

up in despair before our desires have
time to root.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24
Nervous Women
Their Suferings Are Usually
Due to Uterine Disorders
Perhaps Unsupported
A MEDICINE THAT CURES

Can we dispute
the well known
fact thatAmerican
women are ner-
vouS d?
How often do we
hear the express
sion, Il am so ner-
,vous, it seems as if
1 should fly; - or,
=" Don't speak to
me-" Little things
'annOV Won and
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

Train yourself to repulse all eff
feet Of everything that has a ten
dency to depression.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

People who are continually talking
are voluntarily rendering the good of
their mind to their formed hatred.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

A man who ignores a knock real
ICES that it is the best commentator
from that mans point of view.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

If the mind is not kept wholesome
it's effect will have more influence
than the good you desire to do.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

Many people take an interest in
your welfare, when in reality you
know it's only curiosity.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

'Dr. David Kennedy's FavOrite Remedy,
Rondous N. my serious kidney trouble gained
90 pounds" g. warden, Burnsville n J. Bottles e1oe
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

Don't talk about things you don't
like or you will be degraded to the
realms of your own selfishness.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

DON'T FORGET
A large 2oz package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
cents. The Russ Company, South Bend. Ind.
Free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1888-1908, 1905-06-24

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gurus, reduces
Eammation alays PAIN cures wind collie 25c bottle.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1905-09-13
Einn.r Nail. Like Bird Claws.

To what extremes physical de-
formation, for the sake Of comply
ing with certain fashions or as the
fulfllnent Of ascetio VOWS, can be
carried Is explained by DR.. /. Ranke
Of Germany in his anatomical trea-
tise entitled der Mensch." He
demonstrates that in all lands GER
tain forms of malpractice have been
INDUCED in. In old Peru, for in
stance, little children were placed
under a head press and their scalps
we're shaped oblong, This was espe-
ciAlly the case with the daughters Of
the mobiles and with the members Of
the royal families. The climax is
reached, however, in the case Of the
Chinese sscetic who is set apart as
a holy man to serve in the joss
house, who does not perform any
manual labor and permits his finger
nails, with the exception Of those on
his index finger, to grow several
inches long. Finally they become
entangled and resemble somewhat
the claws of an old bird.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1905-09-13

AS is generally known, the late
Joseph Jefferson and ex-President
Cleveland were boon companions,
Shortly after Cleveland was elected
president the second time a friend
Of Mr.. Jefferson met him and said,
II hear that President Cleveland
may appoint you to an ambassador
ship"
"Where in the world did you
hear thatS" was the response. 81
wouldn't accept it. Did the papers
say anything about it?"
eyes," his friend replied. '"lhey
said you may be appointed minister
to Cape Cod"
@Wouldnlt do" said Mr.. Jeffer-
son, II don't speak the language.
Boston Herald.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1905-09-13
now Eaol,eap cot n, Mama.

Every one probably has wondere
why a certain size paper, familiar I
all who write, is called foolscap. A
early as the year 1901 watermarB
were employed by paper manufa)
turers to distinguish their product
One grade Of paper much in deman|
during the middle ages, resemblin|
what we call foolscap and known b
that name, had for its water mark
fools head wearing cap and bells
The mark appeared ON this grade o
paper until the middle of the seven
tenth century, when the figure o
Britannia was substituted by tn
English manufacturers, and othe
marks by other paper makers. NJ
one has, however, changed the nam,
Of the paper, SO we have to this da,
the foolscap paper.
Lexington gazette. [volume] (Lexington, Va.) 1871-1962, 1905-09-13
Sens In Verse
uninterestIna PeopIs.

SNhHANt peh'tH NNFfNt
They live In a quiet sort Of way
In quiet sort Of a street:
They don't meet a great many people nor
Impress the people they meet;
The newspapers never mention their
names,
The world doesn't care what they do.
They never 60 la for anything much.
And their intimate friends are few.
He never las had a favorite club.
Though somebody said he might.
For a fat little nose on the window pane
Awaits him every night.
And eight little fingers and two title
thumbs
Undo all the work Of the comb
As he sits In the quietest sort OF a way
In his duietest sort Of home.
She doesn't belong to a woman's club. 6
She hasn't single fad,
She spends her time with blue eyed lass
And mischfevous little lad:
She never unraveled the problem Of life,
She doesn't know lots of things:
She plays with the kids" and works all
day.
And most Of the time she sings.
He isn't like most other husbands at all:
She isn't like most other wives.
And they never attempt to make a change
In the course Of their quiet lives.
But once In awhile they dress the "kids'
And 60 to spend the day
In nice little quiet country spot
In a nice little quiet way.
Maurice Brown Kirby in Golfers Week.
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