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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-02-08

Epitome Of Anneedotss and Incidents
With Comments by Layman.
The Hansen resolution. written by
Tony Smith, was picked before it was
ripe.
A pyrotechnic display OF oratory
railroaied the Hansen resolution
through the council
When was Perry Trullinger appoint
ed deputy superintendent of streets?
Councilman Belland wants to know
about Burns pets and the democratic
graft.
The democratic mule has had an
other attack OF cirrhosis. He-haw.
Four deputy superintendent OF
streets is three too many according 10
the charter.
The Tuttle charter bill does not pro-
vide for the employment of democratic
pets to superintend constructions OF
streets when no streets are being
constructed. Kind of a side graft.
%
When the Tuttle charter becomes a
law there won't be as many iemocratic
pets sucking the public teat.
%
The Portland grand jury has adopt
ed new rule. The first order OF
business each morning is to call the
roll OF the United States senate.
No statement has yet appeared with
the hardihood to propose to break up
the plumbers trust.
O.
Under the Colorado rules the candi-
date who has received the smallest
number Of fraudulent votes is entitled
to the office.
O.
with Colonel Bryan applauding
President Roosevelt and Grover Cleve-
land preaching to the Young Mems
Christian Association. we are not sur
prised that John Sharp Williams wants
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
Antiseptic Te,ephones.

The French telephone service has
just accorded to the public one of those
little amenities of civilization which
might. with obvious advantage, be ex-
tended throughout the world. In every
public Office there will henceforward
be hung with white linen handker-
chief, treated with a chemical solution,
with which every person can cleanse
and disinfect the plate or tube before
using it. If he will only do so also af-
ter breathing into it himself for sew
eral minutes, so much the better. These
handkerch1efs are renewed daily.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
RICHEST OF ALL REDSKINS

Usage Tribe Of Indians Are Called the
Wealthiest People on Earth.
Much has been written about the
wealth of the Usage Indians. These
fortunate people as tribe are per-
haps the richest people on earth.
To begin with, they have something
like $S,000,000 on deposit with the
United States government. This large
sum is drawing good rate of inter-
est, sufficient to give each member Of
the tribe $164 per annum. They also
have about 100000 acres Of land,
which, in view Of the immense fields
of gas and oil now being developed, is
worth at a conservative estimate $5
an acre. This augments their money
holdings $S,OOO,OOO and gives q grand
total Of $16,O00,0O0. II this sum
should be divided equally among the
1913 living Osages, each would have
$6,272.s5.
Besides the regular annuity derived
from interest on funds on deposit, each
| Usage gets considerable sum Of
money received from the annual rent
ais of the tribal pastures. To this is
now being added that of oil and gas
royalties. The full value Of this item
is difficult to arrive at, from the fact
that frequent new developments aug
ment the monthly revenue from this
| source. At this time the tribe is draw
ing something like $4,000 monthly
from oil and gas royalties, or about
$75 per capita per annum, amounting
in all to nearly $3.50 a year which each
| Usage receives as his pro rata share
of the income from their tribal funds
Aside from this, the Usage Journal
reports that there are many members
Of the tribe who have private fortunes
Of considerable volume. These private
holdings ranged from the common farm
home, equipped with the ordinary con
veniences and comforts Of life, to pa
latial mansions and live stock and 9th
er personal property holdings valued al
many thousands of dollars. More thar
dozen Usage Indians are rated as
owning property valued at from $40,
600 to $4,000 or more, and several OF
them have commodious country homes
containing from ten to twenty rooms
These persons are not all mixed bloods
but a number Of them are full-blooded
Osages, who have by their own indus
try and thrift added to their origina
patrimony.-Kansas City Journal.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
Mr.. Grosvenor's Articles.

The articles by Mr.. Gilbert II. Gros-
venor on "Inoculating the Ground, -
and "The New Method of Purifying
Water" which have appeared in The
Century, have attracted wide attention,
especially the frst-named, which ap-
peals to the great audience of people
who are interested in the cultivation
of the soil. The article has been tran
slated into many languages (including
Chinese), and has been the subject OF
editorial mention in papers all over the
globe. Mr.. Grosvenor is now engaged
upon several articles for The Century
on timely subjects connected with agri-
culture, the first of which, on the
Weather Bureau, will appear in the
June number i
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
I'm Light Distress.

A new term was heard the other
day. An old lady and her two daugh-
ters came into a millinery store. The
young women wore mourning hats.
The old woman said to the clerks:
want a mourning hat, for I am in
mourning. But my datter here" indi.
eating, "is a widder of two years
standing. and she is in light distress
Give her a hat with blue feathers or
it"-Chicago News.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28

is radical specific for catarrh. It is
Peruna, which has stood half century
test and cured thousands of cases.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
ma, write at once to DR.. Hartman, CIV
ing full statement of your case, and
he will be pleased to give you his val
liable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President o,
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O..
All correspondence held strictly conf
Dental.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
"Peruna can recommend very good medicine.
1t is excellent strengthening tonic and is also eff
fcacious for the almost universal complaint of ca
tar. ."--GOnzaI0 De Quesada.

Congressman J. 81. Bankhead, of Ala
bama, one of the most influential mem
bers of the Houes of Representatives,
in letter written from Washington,
D. c., gives his endorsement to the
great catarrh remedy, Peruna, in the
following words:
"Your Peruna Is one of the best medi-
cines ever tried, and no family should be
without your remarkable remedy. As a
tonic and catarrh cure know of nothing
better."-J. II. Bankhead.
There is but single medicine which
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
schoolbo1 Humor.

Etc. is sign used to make believe
you know more than you do.
The equator is a menagerie lion run
ming around the center of the earth.
The zebra is like a horse, only
striped and used to illustrate the let
ter z.
A vacuum is nothing shut up in a
box-Defnitions by London School
Children.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
Grateful Change.

Clara-Did you have pleasant weather
at the springs this summer?
Dora-No. 1t was hot, dreadfully SO.
Really uncomfortable, was it?'
lawfully. Why, the weather was so
warm that when man with a cool mill
ion proposed to me 1 accepted him at
once.''
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
Muzzles Needed,

"See here" exclaimed the angry man.
81 wish yon would muzzle that dog of
yours at night. His barking keeps my
baby awake"
81 was just going to request you to
muzzle your baby" rejoined the neigh
Dor. 'sHis nightly bowling annoys my
dog."-New Yorker.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
Lost,a Good Opportunity.

"Yes, they accused me of adulterat-
ing my canned fruit. They named a
certain formula that is designated for
adulterating and asked me if didn t
use it."
"What did you say?"
81 said didn't, and then they
wouldn't let me copy it. You see, it's a
good deal better formula than the one
I'm using now."- ."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28

The Kias scientifically Considered.
Mother-What's that smacking noise
, In the parlor?
Studious Boy (who goes to SCHOOL,
It's sister and her young man exchanging
microbes.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, ! 49,
TurAc rnrNJrv I S6s

LUCAS COUNTY, So'
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of F. J. CHENEY &
Co.. doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun-
ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9Th day of Decemb ber, A. D., 1886.
A. w. GLEASON,
,snAht Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY d. CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
Two Views.

Western Farmer-The corn crop Ii
ruined. Why, sir, the hot winds just
burned it right up.
Western Real Estate Man-The great
and glorious West is the place to live.
Why, sir, this summer we just feasted on
hot roast corn right out in the fields.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28

Oregon Blood Purifier is
Eightly named, because it purifes the
blood and tones up the body.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28

Taylor-What is meant by the spirit
Of the press?
Tyler-One of those ghost stories that
they print, presume.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
The Difference.

Little Rodney-Papa, what is the diff.
ference between climate and weather?
Mr.. Wayout (of Dismalhurst-on-the
Blink)-Climate, my son, is what a 10.
eality has when you are buying home
there, and weather is what it has after.
ward.-Puck.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
A Malicious Satisfaction.

"Do you ever have mosquitoes here?''
said the relative from the city.
YES" answered Farmer Corntossel.
"And malaria? p
"Some."
"How's the weather.
"Hotter'n blazes most of the time"
"You don't seem to worry much"
"Not bit. We've got family here
that's three weeks behind in their board
an we're gettin' even with 'em, even if
they never pay."-Washingto Star
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
4 T. : pissass }asss;s

tainted blood ancestors lays
spring untold
traced to family
to Of
weak abscesses
St. rapidly
the
vitality
this
1fess ITSELF The had the
transmitted s. th St, San
blood
nuttive with scrofnous a
deposits, often
family blood S
49, constitutional
49, 1 % IS the remedy best fitted eanses the
A&A SA blood OF all scouous posons
49, Y &Y makes rich and
OF great blood medicine general him.
is cured
and advice physicians without
zHE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA ca.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28

Senior Quesad Cuban Minister the United States orator
Outlook
audiences under the spell of eloquent and the
patriot
from Washington, D.. c..
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
The Hand of Fate.

"This line in your hand" said the girl
who had studied palmistry, Indicates
that you have brilliant future before
you"
''Is that sop queried the dense young
man.
"Yes," answered the fair maid; 'but
this other line indicates that you are too
slow to ever catch up with it,
For coughs and colds there is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton. Price 25 cents.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28

Mothers will find Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing g
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28
Save the Babies.

INFANT MORTALITY something fght We hardly realize that Of
all the children born civilized countries twenty-five per CENT nearly
e before they reach one year, thyeven
than nehrd before they fv and half they are fifteen
We do not hesitate that timely save
jory these precious lives Neither do hesitate say many
nfanhe deaths occasoned by the onaro preparations Drops nc
and soothing sold for hden complaints opium
morphine They are in considerable quantities. deadly quantity
they supe retard circulation and oonons Sickness
operates exactly the but that bears signature
Chas e. Fletcher Caora the blood properly opens
pores Of the skin and alays fever.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-04-28

wool and cotton equally well and fS
Write for free booklet how TO dye,
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
Full of Tragic Meaning.

Are these lines from J. H. Simmons.
of Casey, Ia. Think what might have
resulted from his terrible cough If he
had not taken the medicine about
which he writes: 81 had q fearful
cough, that disturbed my nights rest.
1 tried everything. but nothing would
relieve it. until I took DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds, which completely cured
me-" Instantly relieves and perman-
entity cures all throat and lung dis
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
Don't Borrow Trouble.

1t is a bad habit to borrow any
possibly borrow, is trouble. When
sick sore, heavy weary and
u by the pains and poisons of dys-
pepsia, ~biliousness, Bright's Disease,
and similar interna disorders, don't
sit down and brood over your symp-
toms, but fly for relief to Electric Bit
ters. Here you will find sure and
permanent forgetfulness of all your
troubles, and your body will not be
1t the Roswell Drug and Jswelry
Co. Price soc. Guaranteed.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
Real Estate.

No. /. Some splendid lots near the
Carnegie Library. best of location
prices reasonable.
No. 2. Two good residence lots OF
North Kentucky ave., east front, arte
sian water, splendid building location
/ No. 3. A number of good residen-
ce lots on Alameda Heights, one Of
the best residence sections of the
city. These lots can be had at a rea
sonable price and on easy terms.
No. 4. 1 have a number of nice re
sidences, modern in appearance and
reasonable in price.
No. 5. 1 have a good ten acre tract
of land, neal town, sfted for garden
purposes.
No. 6. 1 have a five-acre tract close
in that would make a splendid market
garden, could exchange it for a house
and lot.
Az. - hoNO q oPlOIAdId pIopOoAblOh
in Main Street property. This proper
ty is now paying 9 per cent. On its
value. There is a fine investment in
this property.
No. 8. have some splendid ten and
twenty acre orchards for sale, locat-
ed near town, water right, everything
in good condition.
No 8. l have 80 acres of the finest
Hondo land, located near town, reser-
yoir water right, at a very reasonable
price.
No. 10. 1 have some small houses
for rent also a 6 room house with ten
acres Of land, two miles from town.
This can be rented for the winter, say
five months or six very reasonable.
If any of the above referred items
will interest you, see me at my office
room II, Oklahoma lock.
J. T. CARLTON.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
A Judicious Inquiry.

A well known travelling nan who
visits the drug trade a y he las of
ten heard druggists inquire of Gus
toners who asked for a cough medi-
cine, whether it was wanted for a
child or for an adult. and if for a
child they almost invariably recon-
mend Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
The Isl for this is that they know
there is no danger from it and that
it always cures. There is not the least
danger in giving it, and for coughs,
colds and Group it is unsurpassed. For
sale by all dealers.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
How to Cure corns and eunions.

How to Cure Corns and Bunions.
z First soak the corn or bunion in
warm water to soften it; then pare
it down as closely as possible with
out drawing blood and apply Chamber
lain's Pain Balm twice daily, rubbing
vigorously for five minutes at each
application. A corn plaster should be
worn a few days to protect it from
the shoe. AS a general IMMINENT for
sprains, bruises, lameness and rheu-
matism. Pain Balm is unequaled. For
sale by all dealers.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
Learn relegraphy and R. R. Ac

Learn Telegraphy and R. R. Ac-
counting. $50 to 500 a month salary
assured our graduates under bond.
Our six school the largest In Amerf-
ca and endorsed by all Railroads.
Write for catalogue. Morse School of
T~elegraphy. CINCINNATI, O.; Buffalo.
N. Y; Atlanta. Ga; La Crosse. Wis;
Texarkana. Texas: San Francisco.
Cal. sr12to12-12.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
Sixth Crop of Alfalfa.

From Carlsbad Current.
Mr.. John Burns this week cut the
sixth crop of alfalfa from his patcn
in the city. For the past two years
ne has cut seven crops from this
patch, when he had water for irriSa-
ton. and this year without water, he
has cut six.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26

fortune through shrewd business oper
atoms outside the bank. He was a
heavy investor in real estate.
Associated with Andrews.
Besides this he was associated as
treasurer with Andrews and Francis
J. Torrance in the Santa Fe Central
Railway Company. incorporated in
New Mexico in 1901. The stock of
the corporation has never been mar
keted. This road was built by An
drews and Torrance, and is said not
to have beer a financially successful
venture. The inference is that the
State money for which the Enterprise
holds notes was used in the construc-
ton of this line.
More than this Cashier Clark was a
heavy investor in Mexico and New
Mexico silver mining stocks accord
ing to President Gwinner.
Andrews Aspirations.
Their of Wesley R. Andrews, Senator
Penrose's private secretary, and the
chairman of the State Republican
Committee. Senator. Andrews at last
election was elected as representative
of New Mexico in next Congress, he
having worked up a coup by which he
was elected ove the former represen
tative, his supposed friend, and the
man Andrews was supposed to be sup
porting. Andrews aspires to be Sena
tor from New Mexico as soon as that
territory is admitted to statehood.
During all the years Quay was the
leader in Pennsylvania he was his
right hand man and financial mana
ger. One of Quay's principal motives
in pushing the statehood bill is said
Senate. Though Andrews is now con
gresham from New Mexico he re-
tains residence here in shape Of apart
ments at Hotel Schenley..
Andrews Reticient.
Andrews arrived here this morning
but thus far has refused to be seen.
1t is said that he was summoned to
the State by Penrose to help the Re-
publican Machine in it's present des-
perate straits, largely brought about
by the Democratic exposure of the
fact that nearly all banks favored
with deposits of State money are
forced to loan a large percentage Of
deposits to political leaders.
was served with a notice that he must
come to P~ittsburg and make good.
somehow the money he is said to
have obtained from banks holding
State deposits.
Torrance is a Republican leader in
Allegheny and head Of the State
Board of Charities. He is seriously
i'll from a breakdown oeca-
stoned, it is reported, by the fear of
impending trouble such as that of 20
day and cannot be seen. 1t is SAID
days events.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26
BOUT aHuLrp ANDREWS.

Ab0OF ANDREWS
What a Pennsylvania Paper Says
About New Mexico's Delegate
to Congress.
From a special dispatch to the Phi
adelphia Press relating to the Enter
prise Bank failure, the Record clips
the following:
Had Favored Politicians.
This is the bank that Homer Castle
charged had taken up a note in the
Turtle Creek Bank Endorsed by Sena
tor Penrose, after the Turtle Creek
Bank had insisted on the note being
paid, and that the Enterprise favored
politicians with cash to open mines
and railroads in Mexico. Mr.. Castle
minated, but did not make the dI
rect charge, that the Enterprise held
State deposits for these favors.
None of the directors of the Bank
will deny that he bank has been a
loser to the amount of several hun
dred thousand dollars. What has
been told substantiates the report
that the institution has lost at least
81, O0O, 900. That the sum will be en-
ormous and that it will affect other
financial Institutions and private for
$780, o.@-o .-l;sl
good as admitted. The assertion thai
the loss will be fully 81, O00, 900 was
made by one of the bank officials,
President Admits Favors.
Following closely on the order of ex
citing events in Lower Allegheny
came the announcement of the presi-
dent of the bank, Ere Gwinner. who
is one of State Treasurer Mathues'
bondsmen that Clark had loaned thou
sands of dollars to Pennsylvania Lol-
iticians: that he himself had Endorsed
a note for $4,000 yesterday for Clark,
concluding with the statement that
if the shortage was only $780, 900 he
would gladly pay it himself"
The bank has state deposits which
will amount to about $500, 900 of
which $%39S,0O is in the checking or
active account and the rest in State
sinking funds.
$4,000 to w. n. Andrews.
Mr.. Gwinner in his statement said:
"NearIy 100000 of the 100000
State deposits of our bank is out OF
paper of State politicians. w. n. An
drews has borrowed nearly 100000;
Frank j. Torrance has borrowed con-
siderable. l do not know how much,
but the bank, | state, is solvent
When pressed for specific instanc-
es of loans made to Andrews n
Torrance, Mr.. Gwinner modified his
first statement by saying that the
books of h ank do not show that
they personally borrowed o from
it, but that he money was given 70
the Pennsylvania Development Com-
pany.
In what manne such a sum got
away from the bank without the know
ledge and sanction of the Board of
Directors will not be told by any of
the members of that body. Until thor
ough examination of the books is
made they refuse to make a positive
statement concerning financial opera
tons of Cashier Clark and the a
ner in which the banks funds were
disposed.
Deeply laid political plots involving
some of the most prominent mel in
the State are said to be behind the
crash of the Enterprise Bank.
Behind the difficulties of the Enter
prise Bank lie a train of Circumstance
es with ramiications so numerous as
to be confusing. Mr.. Clark had neen
in the employ of the bank for more
than thirty years and had the conf
dence of the directors and all who
knew him. He was regarded as veal
thy and it was said that he made a
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26

Autumn driving is more pleasant
than ever with one of Stockard a
Deems nns outfits. s5tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26

Fol a few days only, you can get
some yer desirable lots near the
Carnegie Library at a bargain
T. Carlton. Room IL. Okla. Blk. S7tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-10-26

eases; prevents grip and pneumonia.
At Roswell Drug and Jewelry Co.
Trial bottle free.