The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-05-06
THE OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW

the OFFICE BOY WANTS TO KNOW
II you've voted yet?
Why not chase around TO your vot-
ing precinct right now and chalk up
another tally for the bond issue?
Il it isn't your honest opinion that
we need that sehoo1honse?
and improved streetso
and an extended water system?
and the various other benefits that
will accrue from public bond issue
judiciously expended?
Il it can possibly be that you would
like to see Donaldsonyille, classed
among the also rans''?
instead OF having the old town in
the front rank Of the progressive mu-
inequalities of Louisiana?
What's the use in being moss
back?
Il it isn't whole lot nicer to be in
the band-Wagon than to be trailing
along in the rear?
II Jimmy is really going to Havana?
II he will succeed in getting nearer
to the Cuban metropolis than he did to
ST. Louis last summer?
Who started the report that he in
tends to take the trip as honeymoon?
IF anyone knows the name of the
prospective bridea
/ ID
| bullet?
| # he didn't feel about as plenty as
a quarters worth of radium when q
pair of Johns captured the stakes?
| If the captain Of the Booker T. has
succeeded II figuring out Jimmie's s
splitting average?
Why Chon lost his job?
Which he most regrets parting with
the title or the emo1nmenss2
# you were aware Of the fact that
the keeper Of the parochial hotsl was
a federal employee up TO Wednesday
afternoon?
What happened to Charlie?
It he did it for fun?
-or because somebody told him to
take a tumble?
# his method of getting OF a train
can be called 'squiet and expeditions?
Ifit isn't eineh it is expeditions, all
right?
What Charlie was doing out on the
steps anyhow?
If his claim that he was trying to
find a balance goes with you?
seein' as how he isn't book
keeper?
Why he lost the balance after he
found it?
If you wouldn't like to know the
'sbalance" OF the story?
# the little incident is in any way
connected with the happy clothes
Charlie has been sporting since Mon
day morning?
# it was really the jolt that threw
him?
or something else?
If Smith tumbled TO the trade in
horses?
-or was blissful in his ignorance?
IF what happened migE6Et't be termed
horse on SMITH
IF Gee Dee didn't make a mistakesos
growing too soon?
lin view of the fact that hes TOD.
was euchred a little while laseas
Il he isn't sorry he was III such ii
hurry?
IF Smith faredany better?
What made the girls yell?
II it was because they hit the bump:
-or because the bump hit them:
Where the bump occurred?
If you think that last question ap-
plies TO locality of scene or spot2
What the girls think about it,
Who's your faVorite?
IL you re On.
# it's a question Of eompanIas or
sponsors?
IF the whole shooting match wsssss
get your support Wh6n the elaarunina
young ladies do you the honor Is cali
and request your aid?
If high old time isn't in prospect
for the I4th?
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