The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05
LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA. WEDNESDAY, APRII45 s. 1906
Dress Paragraphs.

Now, then, the President having
gotten the Senate of his hands. is in
the humor for trying conclusions with
the grizzlies.-Baton Rouge Times.
A fashion writer says that the latest
wrinkle is the invisible corset. That
will never do in Missouri, where you
shave to show 'em. Baton Rouge
Times.
According to news item, DR.. Chad
wick, Cassie's hubby, has agreed to
go to New York and play in public
concerts, for s100 . week, the besuti-
full 1900 organ which was included
in his wife's personal effects. The
doctor will not work for living then,
after all. He will continue to play
Atlanta Constitution.
Mark Twain says clothes are
power. Who Was 10 said, sBusiness
is business?''-Lake Charles Press.
Delaware has again escaped
asphyxiation. Gas Addicks is again
defeated.-Nsshville American.
The astronomers sent from New
York to Chile report hsving dis
covered 20 double start, Bromo
seltzer is the best thing for that
New York Commercial.
We may expect to hear the Novoe
vremya Of St. Petersburg warning
Russian citizens against cmigrating
to Colorado. Memphis Commercial
Appeal.
Money talks and right now it seems
to be whispering 70 Russia good
argument in favor Of peace.-Louis-
VILE Courier. Journal. s.
A man meyer knows tin be- sxess out
Of the rut how many iolts an9 bruises
he would hsve missed By stsying in
it.-Baton Rouge Timsa- i
The president Of Bowdoins college
says, s'The Lord is constantly chang
ing his mind shout men." Ths Bow
doin college president does not say
just how he fosnd = zout-Lake
iCharfexFfess.-s - = - .''s'
A Kansas paper declares that
"Kansas Will take Rockefeller by the
scalplock.' II Kansas can find q
hair to grip to, it's our treat. AT.
lanta Constitution.
DIR. Wiley, Of the agricultural de-
partment, says ''spring fever" il
caused by eating fresh meat. Always
swatting the poor beef trust, and righ,
in the midst of Lent, too.-Atlanta
Constitution.
DR.. Frederick McMaster who had 4
government job staked out in Zsnzi.
bar, has been requested to remain al
home until he explains why he does
not support his wife. Senator Smoo1
is also on the anxious seat because he
is alleged to be willing to support
too many. Some people can never be
suited, NO matter how much one tries.
Lake Charles American.
The first sea serpent of the season,
with sea gull perched on its head,
has been sighted OF the New Jersey
coast. The summer resorts must be
going to open early this year.-At.
lanta Constitution.
There IL . fortune swaiting the mar
who is willing to swear that he had ar
exhibit ct st. Louis during the big
fair that did not get the first prize
Austin Statesman.
Between Mr.. Roosevelt trying t.
increase the population and DR.
Osler trying 70 reduce IL, what an
the great common people to do?-
Dallas News.
Il Dallas, Tex, will give Presiden
Roosevelt . banquet that will cos
the participants e25 plate. and thers
b veritsble scramble for psrticipat
ION. Who said the south Is disaffect
ed?Atlants Consultation.
That terrible Irishmsn, O'Yams, Il
about to WELD his cruel shilalsh agail
on the Russ shins.
Don't forget to ring up Bum
during Lent for oysters and fish