The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-01-22
W do Not love thee, Doctor Eel,
t@&The reason why l cannot tell,
SI,tlt this alone ! know full wei,
i do notSlove thee, Doctor Eel, y,

rs III The reason why cannot tell 3Ia
n But this alone j kno w full well n,
do not love thee Doctor Fell I. y, il;i
OH general prime iplos,,f15 am opposed TO-
capital punishnent and there Il 3tiothing
Il 10 my mind which seems more like I n
Swatt Oh cAllous SPOT on our modern civ--3l
II ilizatlon than that mighty engine Of JUS
Stice known Us the Eallows. Syssi
8 Gil inasilluch rs Virginia turtles Wit hin
X the last fortrlIgl or 80 have sentenced
& at least four men i to h DO hanged q an,
4 In favor OF Il king ndynn tnse Y Of opp orr
4 tunitles, and would Respectfully VI rec pm Y
II mend that u score Or more oty chronic
s6bores wilt hin the circle % M y auaiii-
3tnnco be duly gbBeted and put out q!
business Or, hat lsS mot s.lfi a:
he extermilation 81 tho breed III 81
sInodesty ss,ggested that they be drawn
Il and Quart cred. Isl Sss
Y }s;i AT any rat d, let's set rid Of en-
IL maybe that when ilS public 8vot et As
taken on this tier he wri tor! Of this very
u article Wil fbe one Of heg5 nrst to die
but be that as II may. he Will perish In
a6 good en- a 4.
.Ss old friend Lord ches rfleld (whose
manners I 50, cons N imi Ia tc and from
whom, l learned not Y eat WI ll5rny lie,
used to entertain prett y niue h the same
IDEAS about d Dor es .Sas X those which arc
here set forth, VI Oh o $of hose didncttc5
gletters with WI itch he was wont to bonn.
bard his son, glle quotes the les 81 ven
!. above, which are 81 translation OF \ an
&epigraiiit from 1lartial. And thell lie
ventures the following dbl tional trans
hilton Of the original La tin 5 10 sabidis
AZ you are q very 4 worth !. deserving man;
II you have d " honsand good quail Ties, YOU
n have a. great deal Sof learning n Besteeir,!
Il respect. but for The soul Eof 4 me,
Il cannot love YOU tougl y canno t particu-
slarly say why. MA Oh h are hot nnllublc;3
d YOU H have not those se1iga ging manners
those pleasing attentions, hose graces,s
and that address, Wiki II are abs lntely5
necessary please. ilough impossible \
OF that particular thing that hinders me;
II from loving you, Is tn sWt ole togo ther;
and Upon the whole re not sa gree
b abb ss$s3
5{18 And then Lord Chesterneld; who was
+ full n Of human "a nu ture. Winds up wi n
an accurate desc ID Il on Of HI certain per-!
\ son eyeryWhereH Tecogn tzcd Ito Sbe his old
4 enemy, Or. San ohnso who Sts chm 81
actcrized sas 3 M res poet ble IIo ten tot
81 rhesS Earl, who when ulvest I'd az d Ills
4 title Was known to- his POI whit Q: Kin as
Philip Dornier Staniope sho VS. by the
5remarks h quoted that Il he, himself ]. like
Il Or Jolnsoii was a n. good Hat ter. but
plague my buttons II he WASH "a heap
u more generous than ~ Rould I. be. For
4 my part. haVelt' the SCI eroslt to say
that S there Us d scin tllla Of good 81 any.
5Sblunted when :I I am 5in 81 the presence Of
this ass or 4 rnorta Is, y one para amount
emotion Is gn Wild, almost irresisu ble de-
#sIreS to conmlt IL niurd er--t TO wad g. up to-
NJ fie ankles OF my home KIN tied Ii osiery.l
N inSS gore and III TO M see he lcarest wal
paper or gas lamp bespa tered wit b q
4 smoking, quIyering frngme ants OF the OBJ
sjects Of my sion. n w a T cannot pc
denied 4 tia I here h are som es borexs who
FERGUS. almost com BE intlue nee much
\ like Al summer al ternoon' q sermon (not5
u that " preachers " are n ever BORN III hoH-S
aever,) hut this class alas, D is SO limited
TINT they might almost be REGARDED as
fluxuries. When hey clutch one. tho
captive a t. lea st IL not REQ ured to exert
himself. Al one has to do q Is . to ! bear
I'D Sbravely--t appear to be lis ten Ing and
togSbide%, Ills II time or esca pc. could
almost spend an hour wi n this Bspe riesss
without having more than eight or ten
attacks OF the homicidal mania. And
+ III sea tt or sofas or Ecouctles were avail
able IL believe some fol ks N lght z ALMOST
&ba resigned while q b the clutches 81 this
particular human barnacle But, alas
n as RI has been IA TINA ted y this ssu perlor$
class Of bore Is pathe teal y3 raj e 7s
sii d far commoner and nue. lore har--S
rowing type Is Il he egot teal tend Or the
embarrassing demon or the az yise-g CIV
Ing Smontrositys v or worse at the hu-9
31norolIs pest, WHO gurgles and a Ct ucklesg
and cachlnnates and filters and d uiYers
With mirth a HIS own e ncied fut-$
making and +,y ould y seek to transform
your own frozen face into e wreath q 81
his Ebirthright. n his NJ money his wife,S
his good name or even out Of the glory
which IS his by Z rlg hts but you can't
Sclent him out Sof o. nulnes laugt when
he isn't In the hume Il for It. And vvlla ts
more. 4 tho more you try It II the madders
Thc's going Ii get. I've attempted & It; n Is
know. And so It isss a wonder to me that
the Representatives Of this class q bore
are mot Drained every flve Or ten; n,
sut es,I ana that city y life Isl not one con-
tinual round OF Eautopsies over the III res
mains, $i3 Ye & they have hitherto es..gt
Z capped, wherefore 7 reconlm end the GAL
lows. II " s5I3 ~
4 But above all the torlnenting critters In
trousers and petticoats i Eyes, God save
the mark. some OF 3 en- wear pet ticoats)I
limit IS the conventional bore, the indl-
svldual who approxill ties Lord Chester
field IS description, 5 ~ 3S A H 81 5Sj 5
5 This class even deties cr ticisnl. When
yoll3rctreats from 4 heir8nresenco and N, en-%
tally seek 10 consignS hem e perdltion,f
$yoii are enrag ed to find on reflection that
there LIS no part cular' hook In their char
sactels \ on which you can hang your
"a buses. 4. IA "a 81 "a
83 They are like nice circunlspec t dunn
my In a. lrlen's furnishing store or q beall-S5
3tiful slln-walstcds wax! sylpl In a Z dry
goods establishment, Ifsin your sublime.
wrath you stop to consider them. you
8tlrcs' forced to reach I he mons trously ex-
snsperating conclusion that tile lr m nners
are even be ter han yours--that possibly
other people would consider them much
SUPERIOR to yoursel {, I'd N i n ~,
s$ Now. the thought that any tod Y Is sl,-33
porlor to yourself is Irritating, but the
consciousness that M Individual whom
you lslilse Is to set the blue ribbon over
you fis fposltiyely tortuous. jl 81 ~
M OF II the folks on earth from whom y
u II ia aa ar1an0 dal