The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-10-19
THfSTLES.


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maa a. ippfsgstaastse hsafefs Deaf es+I
lssxs IL, rIrua aiss CAyfsns. &c eth
i've. fsi b. rapT havs IL scenanlss.
III ms really ct,stss sospt sstsd NJ.
stsss@ssd. ~ sssres, saspgs M. sr-
ven. nestsf Il itsis ale chscssr :
GnnAtvss Ne. Isl pssilysis hDssr,
-Tnf "a hia mtuas Ass opa grand,
,vas tpasl TsT--Se, it's Flsis'ifT
zslsay lats now. Hs't ,he affenasss 10
elvMns pspcs edisgs
Papa fsvensly 4 bear tgG have been
saasgbsr ltgis gifl iedai. VIA have VOC
&c sAy fog vosrselff pasghier t,ged I've,
tilRtty on, t'm nos issUlsad.
Niles shsrpe--lIsvs yes ans ses VIA,
sofs AZ ~ oil G, tsu msse daHsiln srogud
altar Miss R8rss M ka'e-sgfe' OF.
Ieci, mss,i nehy
nsmmsge Responsibility II donf be-.
rsse have much ~ VT after al. Ny
friends nsyu lsugh II mr. lsse, Gan.
sge tsnati gls -OA. YES, iteY dol They
siwtyi lksgt sitter 900 have ~, lhe room.
.-Frlrns-.I sh0uis thipk rnur daughter
fos' hous gisessos 90 the plsuo wou d
drive yUu carr. Hostest--oh, not a. all.
sile ID rs ali tie wi@dowa, and mos, Of the
tourd ssos outdoors.
-- How DO ven know there II nothing In.
porAnt 10 ulls better from nv sister, said
she, Yea hAyen'l read Il. No. answered
b., ~ ! gianced over your shoulder and
kSs there VAS 30 postscript.
Ny goodness erelalmed the feather
daiisr Your ftlcs Ia covered with coal
dust and kshei. WHIST have you been do
ingf I've bern playing poker, explained
the broom.
-Bscbellet--Dl you believe 10 spsripg
the rod hewpop--How was II 10 YOU
cssei Bscheller-My father punished NJ,
numerically Ncwpop- Then believe Ii
spAring the rod
--Ffst Student--Wbst are you studyInl
Law Tor II you don't intend to practice
Second slusent-ob, I'm going 10 for poll
tlcf, aud wish 20 know the weak point
OF the isw.
--IIiekf--Do you and your wife ever re
into "a argumentf Wiekf-No; ! try h
argue with her sometimes, tut all she eve
does Is to make lot Of unfounded asser
tions 10 reply.
Give US tune, urged the music rack Il
the choir loft. BE obliging. Even III
bells play when they're tolled. No, growl
ed the organ, 10 lie deepest tones, I'll b
blowed II do.
--Nonsensel Who told you Miss Prett
has good dispositions Why, she's slwsy
smiling. Doesn't that show good dlsposl
tiouf Not necessarily, Sometimes IL mere
ly shows good teeth and dimpes.
-Gunner-sponger IL going around tell
Ing the fellows that he has enough sense l.
know when to stop drinking. Gnyer-An'
when does be generally stopS Gunner
just before his treat.
The good die young, said the melsn
ehcy philosopher. Yes, answered tn
oplimi,t, but they have their reward
They stand better chance Of getting ful
returns on their life insurance policies.
Isn't II strange, remarked the younl
lady boarder, that baseball players are eel
dom sunstruekf Not necessarily, rejoine,
the fussy old bachelor, who sbhors tn
game. "sunstroke is an affection of tn
brain.
Mrs. Benham The paper tells about
man who stole head OF lettuce and thel
went back aud got another, being arreste,
on the second trip. Benhsm--I'Il bet 70,
can't make that fellow believe that tw,
heads are better than one.
The other day the head Of q boarding.
school noticed one Of the boys wlping hi
knife on the tsblecloth and pounced on hin
a, once. Ia that what YOU do at home
he asked Indignantly. Oh, no, answere,
the boy quickly. We have clean knives.
Wait cried Marx Antony rs Cleopa,r
WAS abou, TO dissolve her pearls. II ma!
he thss xe esn gst go,n.thinu nm ,h.,,
You forget, put 10 Charmion, that Their
has been 81 Exodus. True, the great Ro
man answered. Let the dlssoIvipg pro
coed.
kindly Parson--Cheer up, my man
cheer upl II al 1rst you don't succeed
Try SCALA, you know. Prisoner (savAg,ly
We'll, ! guess you don't know wins
brought me here. Kindly Par.on--No, bu
the motto applies just the ,ame--lry, ,r,
kgsln. Prisoner Well, that's what done
an here be--for blgsmy.
Sir John Carr was rather fond Of tell
Ink the following story While 10 Glss
gov he was asted by tue magistrates Il
give bis sdyiee concerning the isscripIiul
10 BE- placed on the Nelson monument, the
iosl completed. Sir John recommended q
. bFiei and appropriate spigraph, "Glai
gow 20 Nelson" just 60, said one OF To
bAiiIes, and as the tooa o. Nelso'n Neil
sion) closc NJ hsnd, might NC no lasl a.,
iBlatgos TO Mellon, six niies,' and 40 /
serve AZ q monument and 4 milestone too