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New-York tribune., 1905-08-09
EUROPEAN RAILWAYS.
MIDLAND RAILWAY,


The interesting picturesque route through
the centre of England. IMPROVED EXPRESS SER
VICES LIVERPOOL (Cental) to LONDON and PRIN
CIPAL TOWNS, and LIVERPOOL (Exchange) to Scot
land. BREAKFAST, LUNCHEON & DINING CARS
and THROUGH CARRIAGES between LIVERPOOL
(CentraD and LONDON (st Pancras). THROUGH
TICKETS to LONDON. PARIS and all parts PAG
GAGE CHECKED through from hotel residence or
pier in New York to part CT London Apply for
guides time tables. maps &c. to the Companys Pas
senger Agents. Messrs. T. Cook & Son. 261 and 11S5
Broadway and 6i9 Madison-aVe.. and MeSsTS ThoS
Meadows & Co. 81 Beaver st. Midland Agents for
Britain.
New-York tribune., 1905-08-09
SPECIAL EUROPEAN COLUMNS
Foreign Resorts.

TRAFALGAR SQUARE. CLOSE TO BUCKINGHAM
PALACE. WESTMINSTER ABBEY AND ALL Places
oE INTEREST. TARIFF FREE FROM UPTOWN
OFFICE NEW YORK TRIBUNE" 1884 BROAD
WAY. y. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
FUNNY ERRORS OF THE TYPES.
Physician and Tenor Victims Of
Amusing Mixups.

HWuSin9 WiSupS.
Typographical errorts were being
recounted.
"A typographical error" said a
physician, nearly caused me once TO
sue Chicago paDer for libel was
called to Chicago to consult on a
serious case. A number of reporters
were handling the case and one OF
them wrote about me:
The doctor felt the patients pulse
and then prescribed for him.
But the compositor made this
harmless sentence read:
The doctor felt the PATIENTS
purse, and then prescribed for him."
VIM. w. Russell, the new minister
to Venezuela. laughed and said:
"a friend of mine is an operate
tenor. He once sang in Faust in st.
Louis. The leading paper there gave
him splendid notice; called him
a rara avis among tenors; said
he had delighted and entranced all
hearers; and then, getting the criti-
cism mixed up with police case con.
cluded:
"The verdict against the man was
unanimous. He was sentenced to
three years penal servitude. Thus
society will for some time be freed
from the influence of his presence.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
Rereading Business Letters.

While there is some question about
the advisability of using it, the stamp
mot Reread" is frequently seen on
the letters Of the man who signs the
mail. This shifts the responsibility Of
error on to the operator, whether to
blame or not, and is also likely to
leave the impression that the house
has heavy correspondence. 1t is a
sign of shiftlessness rather than an
indication of extensive business, and
should be discouraged. The head Of
the business concern who counten-
ances the practice misses the mark If
he thinks it is stamp Of magnitude
even if he does large amount of bust
ness, and We would suggest that more
help be employed if the present force
does not permit of rereading the let.
tiers after they come from the type
writer.-Typewriter Topics.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
Am0ng Our Advertisers.

Talking machines and records at Nor
woods. See adv.
The Paw Paw Broom Co. tells about
brooms that wear longest.
The Emporium can be of aid to you 10
purchasing New Years gifts.
l. Jay Cummings advertses a stock re.
duciDg sale Read his adv.
The Racket store announces a special
clearing sale in lamps, for Saturday,
December 81.
Charles has some left-overs in this
Christmas stock which he is offering at
very low prices Read his adv.
Clearing sale of all winter goods at
Selick's such as blankets, shawls, under
wear, hosiery, mittens, yarns etc.
The difference between an Ederheimer
Stein suit and one you buy from.a Gus
tom tailor is simply difference 10 price.
You would pay the tailor from 30 to 60
per cent more The EderheiDer-S Stein
label in each garment is promise that
the makers, as we'll as the dealers, are
back of it; surety of perfect satisfaction
This fine line of clothing is sold by Shower
man Bros.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

One of the many pleasant Christmas
gatherings held 10y our people was the
one given by n. III. Bangs and wife
in honor of Uncle Robert Morrison. The
guests from abroad were Chas. Morrison,
wife and son of Benton Harbor, and
| Mrs. Mary Mcdonald of Traverse City.
Senator and Mrs. Jason Woodman en-
tertained, Monday, Floyd and Miss
Edith Buckhout of Kalamazoo, Mr.. and
Mrs. David Mccain and Mr. and Mrs.
Clarence Richmond of Paw Paw. These
guests, together with Miss Cora and
Thomas Woodman made the day pass
very pleasantly.
Christmas at Aunt Mary Pugsley's
brought a family reunion of her children,
their husbands and wives, her grand
children and greatgrandchildren All
were present except II. p. Waters, who
was confined to the house by sickness,
and Chas. Waters and wife who were in
Illinois. As it was there were 30 in all.
The circuit court calander for the
January term of court is one of the
largest if not the largest, in the history
of the county, there being l44 cases.
OF criminal cases there are 81, % of these
being for violation of the local option
law. OF the civil cases % are jury cases
and 30 couples find that living together
on this mundane sphere is too strenuous
an existence, so they ask that they be
given relief.
The New Years sermon at the Presby
terrain church next Sunday morning will
have for its subject "The Irrevocableness
of the Past" In the evening a song
service illustrated by the stereoptcon
will be given. The subject will be 1.-The
Life of Christ in Picture and Song"
There will be congregational meeting
January 4, for the election of two trustees
and two or more elders, and any other
business that may appear.
The annual meeting of the Free Baptist
society of Paw Paw will be held at its
church in Paw Paw on Friday, January
II, 1906, at which time and place there
will be picnic dinner at II IN. At p.
m. there will be elected two trus.
tees to take the place of Theodore Davis
and Jesse Barton, whose terms of office
are about to expire; also one to take the
Al l. ~
caused by her removal, and for the trans
action of any business that may come
before said meeting. A full attendance
is desired.
o. II. p. SHELDON,
Society Clerk.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
LAW IN ENGLAND AND AMERICA
London Writer Says Profession ~
Better on This Side.

I have seen something OF legal
practice on both sides of the Atlantic.
and my opinion is that our profession
would gain immensely by combining
the two branches pretty much as they
are combined in the United States
and Canada, says a writer in the Lon
don Saturday Review. IL Is obvious
that the solicitors would profit by
such an agreement They would have
the right of audience in all courts.
and the opportunity TO qualify them
selves for promotion TO the bench.
In America the young lawyer goes
into an office, where he makes his
merit known by steady attention to
business. There will always be two
kinds OF lawyers-those who stay in
their Offices, dealing directly with
clients and attending to matters or
routine, and those who advise on
points Of law and argue cases in court.
These two orders of men are clearly
distinguished in America, but thew
work together as partners to the great
advantage of the client.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
HENRY CLAWS HOUR OF DEATH
Precise Time of Great Commoner's
Demise in Dispute.

Almost every visitor TO Washington
has noticed the dial on the clock on
the avenue front of the National ho-
tel, and has also noticed that the face
OF the clock, which is up in the arch
on the roof. is a painted clock and
not bona fide timepiece.
They have also noticed that the
hands of the clock are painted TO in
dictate S:33 This time has been regis
tered on the National hotel over fifty
years, and many have wondered why
that particular time was selected.
The explanation is that the clock
was painted soon after the death OF
Henry Clay, who died in room 22 OF
that hotel on June 20, 1850, and IL Is
stated by authority that the time in
dicated by the hands of the clock was
fixed to indicate the exact hour of the
death of Henry Clay.
II this is the fact, the painters. or
the person who ordered them TO set
the clock at that hour, made an error,
because, although Henry Clay passed
away in the hotel on that particular
day, he died at 11:15 a. m. instead OF
S:33. The people at the hotel still
contend that their clock is right and
that the papers and the records are
all wrong Baltimore American.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
Wondrous Power of Love.

Undoubtedly, as Ovid said ages ago,
"Love is the perpetual source of fear
and anxieties," yet, also, it is the root
of the greatest earthly bliss which
humanity can know. Moreover, with
out faith love cannot endure. True
love always is enthusiastic; love
must idealize the beloved. 1t may
we'll be, and probably is, that the
man or woman thus idealized is Meth
er better nor worse than a million
others, and no amount of loving Will
make them angelic, saving in the
eyes of love. But, mercifully for hu-
mainly, There's nothing either good
or bad, but thinking makes 1t So" And
angels might be uncomfortable COM
panions for ordinary men and women,
Creatures far too bright and good
for human natures daily food. Chi
CagO Tribune
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
NeIlioan Knew His Place.

Ex-Councilman Peter Michigan. the
superintendent of the old Catholic
cemetery in North Cambridge, Mass,
and the local undertaken were on the
way to call upon a friend. Tim" Cal.
lahan, who was confined to his home
by sickness. The undertaken was pre-
ceding the cemetery superintendent
up the walk to the front door, when
the quick step of DR.. John Somers
caused both to look back and to step
aside for the busy doctor.
ooh, go ahead; you need not step
aside for me, Mr.. Michigan" said the
doctor.
ooh, no! You first, doctor, and
last | know my place in this process
sion," said the modest custodian OF
graves.
Tim" happily got we'll and no one
enjoyed the order Of precedence es-
tablished by Michigan more than he.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
MODERN MAxlMS.

Spare the mode and spoil the style.
Never pat bad dog on the mouth.
No man is a hero TO the Carnegie
fund.
The fool and his wife are soon
parted.
One hot bird on hand is worth two
in the rush.
Take care of the sounds and the
sense will take care of itself.
Tell me how much money a man
carries about with him, and will tell
you how much his company keeps
Baltimore American.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
Homemade Rosy Cheeks.

Gladys is an anaemic child, with
pale cheeks and she is eight years old
Much to the annoyance Of Gladys her
playmates have made the absence of
color In her cheeks the subject Of con-
versation, even in her hearing. Evil
IDENTIFY the young lady determined to
put stop to criticism apd appeared
the other day with cheeks glowing like
the rose with a most beautiful and ar
tistic pink. "Oh, Gladys, where did
you get the pink cheeks?' cried her
playmates in chorus. Casting down
her eyes the discreet damsel replied:
"Mamua told me not to tell"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
WISDOM'S WHISPERS.

A lost fortune grows in proportion
to the passage of time.
You can make people believe in you
by pretending TO believe in them.
Jealousy is a tree that is capable OF
bearing fruit with very little nutri-
ment.
others by the way they try to conceal
them.
Kind words can be used in a style
which produces a feeling of real I'M
easiness.
Too much money has been known to
produce as much unhappiness as has
too little.
It is a safe plan in life to praise
men and 1atter women regardless of
conditions.
IL i've VII past pio-
ducess more in the way of self-satis-
faction than in good opinion from 9TH
ers
There is always room for. trffle
more affection on a wife than usually
is bestowed by even the best Of hus-
bands.
The strength of a lost love is hard 10
estimate by the sorrow shown over it.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
RETAINED LOYALTY TO SOUTH
Martha Bulloch Roosevelt Angered
Philadelphia Mob.

Philadelphia Mob.
There are many still in Georgia
who cherish tender memories of the
presidents beautiful, aristocratic
mother, says the National Magazine.
Throughout her girhood she was a
noted belle, admired everywhere for
her beauty, mplishments, charm
Of manner and strong mentality. Dur
ing a visit to her sister in Philadel-
phia, she met Mr.. Roosevelt, who was
captivated by the lovely young south
ern girl, and the announcement OF
their engagement soon followed.
Fluctuations and regrets were inter
mingled, for many deplored her loss
when the bridegroom rode out from
the north to claim his bride.
Martha Bulloch Roosevelt loved
with ardor her native state, and
mourned with anguish the sorrows
that the war between the states
brought to her people. On one oc-
casion, after hostilities between north
and south had begun and when her
northern home was decorated for
some festive occasion with American
flags, she, to show her loyalty to the
south, displayed from her boudoir
window the confederate fag, which
caused angry sentiments In the crowd
that collected in front of the house.
They demanded the removal of the
flag. She refused when told by Mr..
Roosevelt, and no persuasion from
her husband could induce her to with
draw It. So he made a speech TO the
crowd. by this time a mob, told them
his wife loved the flag. as she was a
southern woman. and the mob dis
] persed
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
MURDER IN THIRST FOR GAIN
Ways of Civilization Likened to Those
of Savages.


After years OF residence among the
head hunters of Borneo an English.
woman writes of them as follows: Il
don't want 10 stand up for head-hunt.
ing; ii isn't nice. The civilized na-
lions call it murder, and it is murder.
But are we to throw stones? Aren't
the means we take to satisfy our un.
quenchable thirst for gain, murder?
Tailoring, shirt-making, straw plait-
ing, lace and box and nailmaking and
how many more? Do any of them
bear looking into if we want 10 feel
that, as country, We do not murder?
Isn't the whole destruction of body,
soul and spirit which drink and gam
bling and immortality are carrying on
hourly at our very doors, and inside
many of them, filling our hospitals
and lunatic asylums, and graves
isn't that murder? And in our muir.
der are any good qualities necessary.
None! But fighting brings out the
noblest parts of savage, and IN his
home life love and content reign; but
civilized murder means misery and
discomfort and homes turned TO hell"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
Ruins Of Fortified VILLAGE.

In building the foundation for a
lunatic asylum, workmen at Carshal-
ton discovered the ruins of fortified
British village covering about four
acres. The pottery and other objects
found in it indicate that the fortress
had been occupied up to hslf a cen
turv hoforo Christ
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
MILDLY CYNICAL.
The high roller gathers no moss.

The high roller gathers no moss.
Eloquence is not necessarily a test
of the lungs.
A freclle may not be as pretty as a
blush, but it is generally more genu-
ine.
The people who offer you their adj
vice must have no use for it them
selves.
The trouble with the chronic bor-
rover Is that he is always looking for
an encore.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

We have all seen that sweet old
face bending over her flowers in the
garden in summer and in the bay win.
dow in the winter, watering, spraying
and plucking away the faded leaves.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

That is her fad" and in cultivat-
ing and tending them and watching
them bud and blossom, she forgets
her aches and pains, and with sweet
serenity does not notice the SHOWS
which winter and age are leaving on
her once sunny hair.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

II need not be an expensive fad"
either. but some thing or things which
will keep you interested and make you
forget the days as they pass by.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
10 Our Readers.

Chester g. Campbell is authorized 10
receive subscriptions for The True
Northerner.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

The fellow who never does anything
is the one who can always tell how
everything ought to be done.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

There are people who divide their
time between patting themselves on
the back and kicking themselves
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
ABOUT "FADS."
One way not to grow old and rusty"
Is TO have a fad.

It will interest you. cheer you. and
keep you young.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

Don't place too much confidence in
can make as much noise as the lion.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

Then there are books This is rath-
er an expensive fad" but who would
he without those dear companions
whose society has lightened so many
dull hours; their printed words have
suited the mood many a time when a
spoken one would have been more
than we could have borne.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

Some men have so much self-esteem
that il makes them stoopshOuldered
to carry it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

How we can .caress the handsome
binding and each new acquisition
TO the book shelves is a pride and JOY.
New York Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29
BY OUR OWN OWL.

Love that lives on beauty alone will
soon starve to death.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

You can easily detect the failings Of
others by the way they try to conceal
them.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

Things are not what they seem
Many a doormat with welcome
worked into it has an ugly bulldog
sitting on II.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

A lost fortune grows in proportion
to the passage of time.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

After a fellow has bought candy and
flowers for a girl for whole year and
has taken her to the theater once a
week, and still finds that he has
enough left for his lunches, he feels
that he can afford to get married.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

men and fiatter women regardless OF
conditions.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

Too much money has been known to
produce as much unhappiness as has
too little.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

which produces a feeling of real I'M
easiness.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

Jealousy is tree that is capable OF
bearing fruit with very little nutri-
ment.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-12-29

You can make people believe in you
by pretending TO believe in them.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1905-09-19

l do not care to shot the chutes or
rubber at the bathing suits, or rather
where the suits should be to hide ones
bare anatomy. do not care to 60
abroad, to me the Old World is a
fraud. l want to go where there's
more room, out where the yellow
pumpkins bloom; out where the quails
protect their hatch and hide in the
brief potato patch, and where the rab-
bits scurry hence and chipmunks run
elong the fence, and in the straw
stacks snug and tight the crickets
chirrup all the night.
l do not care for swell resorts, the
sea, with it's aquatic sports, the north
ern lakes where anglers throng for
wall-eyed perch and muskallonge.
care not for the mountain haunts,
they fail to satisfy my wants. AS for
the springs, they tempt me not; their
healing waters cold or hot, will never
have the wholesome charm found in
the spring down on the farm.
Then let me on its messy brink
stretch out full length and drink and
rink, just as | used to when a boy
with naught to view me or annoy.
Alas! l can't my duties shirk, dog
gone the luck, I have to work.
In August, nineteen hundred ano
five John Rockefeller still will strive
Just watch the bald old vulture foil
his foes and corner lnseed OIL OBJ
serve him as he upward sends the
price and takes the dividends! The
packers, too, will operate just as they
have for years of late. They'll send
he price of hogs up higher or lower
still as they desire.
The grafters will not cease to graft,
r thrive by artifice and craft, and
politicians still will steal and when
they're caught they'll still appeal,
while in Missouri. so they say, the
lid is down but will not stay.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1905-09-19
BlackfOOt of Today.

Blackfoot, the county seat of Bing'
ham county, is situated on the Ore
gon Short Line railroad, &c miles north
of Pocatello, 1853 miles north of Og-
den and 1876 miles from Salt Lake
City. 1t is at the junction of the Sal
mon River branch, road penetrating
central Idaho. The altitude is 4,51O
feet, the population is 1000 white
Americans) and the principal indus
try is agriculture. 1t has electric
lights, telephones, six through pas
senger trains a day, graded school
of eighteen rooms, five churches, two
banks, four printing houses, three of
which publish newspapers, two barber
shops, four real estate firms, two lum-
Der companies, two hardware stores.
three blacksmith shops, one sugar
factory, the State asylum for insane,
the fair grounds, one Touring mill,
United States land Office, one opera
house, two livery barns, two tailor
shops, three drug stores, one electric
station, shippers stockyards three
meat markets, two millinery stores,
one shoe shop, two photographers,
one abstract company, two sign paint
ers, four implement houses, two fur
niture stores, twelve merchandise
stores, three restaurants, two hotels,
one lodging house, four dentists, four
doctors, eight lawyers, one jeweler,
two architects, two paper hangers,
one lodge of Modern Woodmen one |.
o. o. F. lodge, one Masonic lodge, one
Rebecca lodge, one Eastern Star, one
militia company.
Blackfoot is situated in gre't ex-
panse of agricultural lands which are
only partly settled and cultivated;
many great canals are being construct
ed for irrigation, tapping the Snake
river, which runs at the edge Of the
town, and vast amount of fruit Is
being raised Altogether it is a tip
top place to live, and Is not bad
place to be buried. In addition to al
these things, Blackfoot has the ad-
vantage of being in Idaho.