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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
TaII5inr About Ammunition.

The Russians account of the way II
rained shot reminds US Of a conversation
befvTeen a northern man and a con1eder-
ate some years after the war They were
discussing noted battle when the con ll.l,-
crate remarked that the trouble on tneir
ton. '4Short of ammunition! exclaimed
the Yank why, man alive, was on the
other side, and never saw as m2ch am
Tn1lnition fall in all my life. didn't know
there was as much arnnnn4t.on IN al the
world. Short of ammunition, indeed Inc Inc
ike haiI-and like h-L''-Eichmond Times
Dispatch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
KANSAS COMMENT
THE BIJTTER 8TTsTNEss

Over one and one-half billion pounds
of butter are consumed annually in the
United States, according to Clarence
Lane, of the dairy division Of the Uni
ted States department of agriculture
Writing in the June Cosmopolitan on
Butter, Cheese and Condensed Milk as
Factory Products Mr.. Lane says that
factories have now almost wholly
transferred the making of butter from
the farms.-Hutchinson Bee.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
IN PHTLADEI.PHIA

Grabber and Crater.
Thieves big and small.
Weaver IS after
Them one and all:
When he gets through with
Making It clean,
What will he do with
The old Machine?
Quaint and queer Quakers
How they must grin
Their mischief makers
All gathered in!
Weaver has oddly
Brought it to pass,
That the ungodly
Go up with gas!
When the old city
Wakes up again,
Some wise committee
Ought to-right then
Nominate Weaver
Straight in advance
He holds the lever
Give him a chance.
Felix Carmen in N. Y. Sun
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

They are preparing to make the eagle
scream out in Tehama county, Cal, all
right. The big birds have been carry
ing on so many lambs that the officials
have offered a bounty of a dollar each
Cor American eagle scaIps.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
WULL LEASED WIRE REPORT
OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS.
HOME NEWS WHILE AWAY.

sway during the summer may have
Glae paper mailed regularly each day
50 any address at the rate OF thirty
cents a month. Address changed as
actsn as desired. While out OF town
the State Journal win be to you like
b daily letter from home.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
WARMING no cAsTRO.

President Castro of Venezuela, right
at the beginning of his new term, should
remember that success has caused the
downfall of many great men. There
were Julius Caesar, Napoleon. Alexan-
der, and Hyde. not to mention many
others.-Chicago Inter-Ocean
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
RUssIA,S CH0ICE.

There are not a few people in this
country who fear that Russia may re-
fuse to accept the kindly offer of Presi-
dent Roosevelt to assist in bringing the
war in the far east to a close. If
Russia turns the cold shoulder nobody
in this country could wish her worse
fate than to be turned over to the ten
der -mercies of Japan and continue the
waf.-Wichita Eagle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

The battleship Texas was sunk the
Nretically" in the naval maneuvers a
day or two ago. 1t is far more com
Portable for the marines to be sunk
theoretically than the other way.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
COT THEM MIXED.

1.-THE drunkard's path leads to the
hearse, says DR.. Parkhurst. The doc
tor has been jumping at conclusions.
He should know that the patrol
wagons are usually painted black, but
do not look like hearses. He has got
his wagons mixed.-Washingto Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
BOOM FOR THEE RARRER

A Washington doctor has come forth
women to refuse to indulge in
the habit of kissing unless it be with
gentlemen who have smooth. whisker-
less faces. WHISPERS carry germs, says
the doctor. This is great news for the
beardless youths and the bsrbers.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Nervous prostration is threatening
several distinguished families in Europe
since the announcement that Norway
may become a republic, notably in Vi
emma. St. Petersburg and Berlin.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
a s.ITnionv Bank.

President Sprague of the Union
Dime Savings bank says he was called
NJ on the telephone one day and adj
dressed thus, apparently in all seri-
as this the Union Dime Savings
bank2"
.sWeu. I want to know if a non
union man can deposit in your bank ?"
New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

This is the time Of year when the
young main with the slim pocketboolr
begins to leave newspaper clippings,
telling the instances Of people being
poisoned by eating ice cream, around
where the young woman he goes out
with win find them.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

It would be a mighty mean trick for
their respective countries to declare
peace just as Oyama is ready 10 show
what he can really do in the fighting
line and just as Linevitch has got him
self in good trim for some tail sprint
inc
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

BY the way, now that Judge Benson
aB we'll under way in his race for the
supreme bench, will someone please tell
rs whose Job he is running for-Chief
Justice Johnston's or Justice Burch,s?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
'TWILI. 81 HOTTER THAN 'ICE.

The New York Telegram publishes
the following list of Republican presi-
Dental candidates: Taft. Cortelyou.
La Toilette, Fairbanks, Shaw, Cum
time Uncle joe Cannon gets a chance
he will heave chunk of ice at the edi-
tor of The elegram.-Chicago Record
Herald
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

If Russia gets a. parliament it will be
made up of a gosudarstven1aia duma
and g. gosudarstvennaia SOVIET. That
would appan most people and make
shsm content to worry along without a
parliament
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Tramps who are ignorant OF condi-
lions in the Kansas wheat belt at this
time Of year and who are -innocently
straying into it. are having the usual
hard time in escaping.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Mayor Dune says he has faith that
the people OF Chicago will observe a
sane Fourth, but the News thinks "he
win have to back his faith with works -
TTireworks2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

st. Louis is regarding with envy the
new time schedule between New York
and Chicago, and wondering how long
1t win be before such trains ara run on
Sunday from there to Chicago. There
Is no Sunday lid on in Chicago.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Speaking of excitement how would
you like to have been in that blockade
IN the New York subway the other day
when flood came and the waters be-
gan to rise in the tunnel That is one
Of the pleasures Of modern metropolf-
tan life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Those reforms which were to be in
augurated in Russia at once seem to
be about as immediate as Mayor
DUNES municipalization of the Chicago
street railways Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
HOW HE MIGHT Do IT.

Perhaps kurOpatkin could win back
command of the Russian army by hint
ing to it his Willingness to lead it
against St. Petersburg Chicago Rec
ord-H Herald
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
AN INQUIRY.

What we want to know is. does the
man Governor Hoch has hired at $25
a day to Investigate" the state treas
ury belong to the whitewashers'
union ?-Mankato Advocate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

2 me beef trust has reduced the price
% beef probably Just to show how pow
arfuI 81 really IS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

The thing that vitality interests
america in this Norwegian revolution
Is whether It will cut of the crop of
hired girls that is yearly imported into
this country.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Mr.. Dalrymple, the Scottish expert
who came over from Glasgow to show
Chicago how to run municipal street
cars. has now gone home and Chicago
has put her golf language and High
land pIaids in the refrigeration.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
CLEANING ~

Ak, broom, pneumatic cleanser, decd
orizing Apprenticeship it what you
please-the mayor is using it with skill,
vigor and effectiveness We're going
to have a clean town.-Philadelphia
Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Hereafter Banker Bigelow win be
known in the LeavenWorth federal pris-
pa as convict No. 4717. That is pretty
close to the lucky 4711.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

It is an absolute fact that more
farmers go from Kansas to Europe than
any other class. And they don't go TO
escape the beef trust inquiry. either.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Hhs dove Of peace is still a little fear
SUI that It may be used IS the nIIing
oz potpie If It loafs around in the
Eer east Just yet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

{ st Louis Just can't get used to liking
Upda water on Sundays.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Some Russian war vessels were in
termed at Manila. others were inferred
fH the sea Of Japan. and some we're up
turned on the bottom of the ocean.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
WE HOPE NOT

It will presently be in order for the
people OF Japan to get together and
see about giving Admiral Togo a house
in Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
ERON OTHER PENS
ALPHONSO'S DANGER.

It is a good thing that the bomb
throwers did not get little Alph. But
the fact that he carries a XIII on his
name makes 1t dangerous to be out
nights.-Minneapo Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

2 The end is more bitter than the car
Ehought when he said he would fight to
me bitter end.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Most people still think of the Japs as
g. heather nation. yet the superintend-
ant Of one of the largest Sunday schools
IN ne PaeIfc coast is 9. Jap.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
POLITE.

The Norwegian Storthing has perform
ed a revolutionary act with Chesterfield
ian grace and politeness, and King Os-
car has protested with equal politeness
and grace; so that honors, so far, are
even.-New York Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Chicago Is already getting lonesome,
Ulnce the end OF the strike is IN sight
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
JAILING CHAUFFEURs.

Those who have tried to dodge reck-
lessly driven automobiles and who still
live viii read with peculiar interest this
morning of the conviction and falling
of three chauffeurs yesterday after a
trial in special sessions court of the city
Fines appear to have made little i'm
preston on this class of men, and when
the district attorney urged, and the
judges concurred in, Imprisonment for
second offenses they took a course that
will be commended not only by the gen
eral public, but those who have the best
interests of automobile sport at heart
New York Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
BJET YOUR BJoOTs HE DOES.

1t is reassuring, however, to learn
that Bjornstjerne Bjornson CORDIALLY
lnd1orses the new movement Of his
Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

II don't see what you md SO attractive
in that young man. said one girl. He Is
neither handsome nor Intellectual
No. answered the other, but he has
the reputation Of buying lovely engage
ment rings Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
Wasn,t Worth Anv Moro.

The late Eben D. Jordan founder of
the Jordan Marsh company, used to
tell this story on himself:
It seems he once had in his employ
a bright boy who had made up his
mind to get along in the world One
morning, as Mr.. Jordan was sitting at
his desk, this boy respectfully ap-
preached him, and asked to have his
pay raised to s. a week.
How much are you getting now ?"
Mr.. Jordan asked. with a smile.
Three dollars a week, sir"
And how old are you %
Fifteen my next birthday, sir
Mr.. Jordan laid his hand kindly on
the little fellows, shoulder, and said,
impressively: do you know my boy,
when I was your age was only get
ting 81 a week?"
The boy dropped his eyes for a mo-
ment. Then he looked earnestly at
the rich and successful merchant, and
said. seriously: Perhaps you weren't
worth any more sir.''-Boston Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Molly-Cholfy carries his head well
-Dolly-Weil. he ought to. It's no hard
task. surely.-Clevsland Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Robert-Do they keep a carriage?
Alice-Oh, yes, rather-in the front hall
sIoper's Half Holiday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Robert-WeIl. how's your friend Mary,
who married that rich. young chap get
A1ice-oh. nnely. She's az happy a. can
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
Fnneral a Great Snccess.

No one ever understood the foibles
of stage people better than did the
late Kirke La Shelle. and of the ruling
passions of actors he used to tell this
story. won't mention the actor
name, but he is a star of considerable
reputation. Mr., La Shelle met him
on the Rialto one day, and noticed
that he was wearing mourning
badge on his arm.
planned. 1--WE just come back from
the funeral. It was a very sad affair."
Mr.. La SheIle expressed his sincerest
sympathy. The actors grief was OBJ
viously very real and very great.
"a thing like this a man doesn't get
over soon,S he went on. II attended
to all the funeral arrangements. I
did the best I could. We had every
thing just as father would have
liked it,
MANY thereof asked Mr.. La Shene.
MANY there!" cried the actor,
changing from grief to animation.
why, my boy, we turned 'em away"
Washington Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
A sTRATAGEaF.

a sTRATAGEa1.
He was a very aged man.
OF ninety years or more
And at the thought Of dying he
Did wax exceeding sore
And what did he, the aged MAJ,
To wholly calm his fears?
He robbed safe so they could give
Him ten or fifteen years
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

HE BOSSES THAT PRE


Castro has been reelected president
Of Venezuela. They must have DIFF
ferent opinion of him down that way
Philadelphia Telegraph
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Don't try to make preacher out Of q
boy born to be a shoemaker" exclaimed
UNCLE George to Willie's father.
1t seems to be a question Of making q
sole that win last thought Willie, who
was listening at the Observation-Disclosures
Commercial Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

BE very careful that you do not speak
hastily the Russian priest admonished a
class Of little boys; you can seldom tell
what viii be the end of a word"
One small member looked disgusted and
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
A PASTORAL

A PASTORAL.
Mary had a little bull
Within the pasture free,
And everywhere that Mary went
Was simply up a tree.
New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

The Waiter-Whatss for you, sirZ
The Professor (engrossed in a probleml-
In the correlation Of forces it is a recog-
n1zed property of atomic fragments, what
ever their age, to join and
The Waiter-'Ash. one.-Sketch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

He-This is the City hail. NV dear.
Shells this where the grafters have
their headquarters, Josiah?
He-Hush, Marie. That sounds a little
offensive.
The Janitor-Tbere amt no grafters on
exhibition today, ma am. The city coun-
cilmen have all gone to see the baIlgaEns.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16
HVMOR or THE Day

Wante6-A good office boy. one who
never forgets, who could keep his mouth
SHUT who never looks at the clock. and
yet who is always on time; who can talk
politely over the telephone. and who does
not know how to whistle. Salary, ten thou
sand year.-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

for peace.
waggs-In the East or the Equitable?-
Town Topics.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

LAS if" he afterward explained to his
you wouldn't know in nine
cases out of ten the end of the word
would be ky'!'-New Orleans Times
Democrat
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

"Ah.'' said Mrs Oldcastle, as the hostess
poured her a cup of tea, my Fidus
Achates!s
Yes. knew II was. I always keep
little OF It in the house specially for you,
although Josiah wants his strong enough
to burn hole in a blanket.'f-Chicago
Record-Herald-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

earth.
Suppose you go out into the garden
and move little of it with a spade sug-
gested his wife, who had become tired Of
his everlasting dreaming
At which point. thinking the story need
ed no explanatory diagram, he suffered the
incident TO close-Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Archimedes had announced that II he
lad a lever long enough he could move the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

There goes some more of my money
said Nordy, for champagne dinners
Been arranging to give one2" inquired
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Clerk-Let me show you our latest ma
chimes. We have an automobile now that
can climb any hill on earth.
Chauffeur-That's nothing. The last one
you sold me tried to climb a tree.-Chica-
go News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

New tell me, great psychologist
You know it well. trow-
Why goeth yonder farmer
With darkling, clouded brow.
III tell thee. gentle student
The answer is quite plain
He goes with darkIing, clouded br0V
Because he wishes rain.
Columbia Jest
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

"Only by proxy. I've just increased my
life Insurance. Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-16

Mrs Jenks-He's got queer old fashion
ed ideas about everything. He's an anti
quariah, you know.
Mrs. Bull-An anti-aquarfum, eh2 Well,
I'm opposed to such things, too. I don't
think it's right to keep fish cooped up in
glass globes.-PhiIadelphia Ledger.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01
THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL

a averse to its application tt to tie other her
men. Nevertheless all men are in
equal possession Of their RIGHTS, and
all are equally entitled to their exer-
else. with but one limitation. This is
well expressed ~ y Herb Herbert Spencer IN
r rhshe to 90 he Wills as p aae
vided that he infringes not the equal
Jefferson said that the idea is quite
unfounded, that on entering society
we give up any natural right Alex
ander H. Stephens also says: s Upon
entering into society, however, for the
purpose Of having their natural rights
dressed, the weak do not give up or sur
render any portion Of their priceless
heritage in any government constituted
and organized as it should be. - Mr..
Jefferson also said that the true Of
ice'' of Legislators lis to declare and
enforce only our natural rights and
duties, and to take none Of them away
from u.s.
It follows, therefore, that any act
of men, or any civil enactment tho it
sails under the name of law, or any
business of whatsoever nature that over
steps the only one limitation in the
exercise o. IAo 10" ~ nA !1EntS y! Meu
| is Of itself unlawful and invalid. Fol-
Blackstone SAYS "Those rights, then
which God and nature have established
and are therefore called natural rights
such as life and liberty, need not the
aid of human laws to be more effec
tually invested in every man than they
are; neither do they receive any add
tional strength when decided by the
municipal laws to be inviolable.'' AND
Lord Chief Justice Hobart says that
"even an act Of parliament made
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Rev. and Mrs. Charles Simpson, Of
Chatham, Ohio, are visiting Mrs. Simp-
sons brother, Rev. J. s. Sheriff., of
21O East Twenty-Sixth street, en- route
for Honolulu, where they, will spend at
least year with their daughter, Mrs.
Frank G. Atherton, the wife of one of
the wealthiest men in the islands. They
were married in Chatham, Ohio. four
years ago, and part of their honeymoon
was spent in Minneapolis at the home
of the bride g uncle.
Mrs. Atherton's father was a Boston
man who went to Honolulu forty years
ago. At the time of his death he was
director in twenty-six wealthy com,
panies, and president of almost an
equal number.
He was interested in sugar planta-
lions, electric railways, wireless teleg-
raphy and traffic between the islands
His son has shown equal capacity as
a man of affairs, and succeeds to one
fourth of his fathers large fortune.
Mrs. Anterior has a passion fol
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01
Titles and Jokers

Lucky is the dramatist who can find
name for his play which the facetious
New York critic cannot use as a handle
for ridicule. The following illustrate
the point: SWho Goes There2o was
presented at the Princess theater, and
one critic answered: " HNobody Goes
There, or is likely to. - When Wilson
Barrett's play, = Lucky Durham, - was
presented at the Knickerbocker by Mr..
Willard. one brilliant young man said
that the play was "A cross between
Bull Durham and Lucky Strike" When
"The Moneymakers' was offered at
the Liberty an amateur jester re-
marked: "While sThe Moneymakers is
the title, no real money is likely to be
made out of it." Frank Daniels open
ing last summer elected the frst-night
comment: Sergeant Brue' will never
boil. !" When Maxine Elliott presented
Clyde Fitch g F" Her Great Match with
great success at the Criterion an imita-
tor of Joe Miller could not refrain from
saying: Her Great Match failed
to strike!O The jokesmiths are already
busy with Mr.. Fitch's play written for
Viola Allen, The Toast Of the Town.
One of them has asked whether the
play is from "Bred in Old Kentucky
or. whether it is the dramatization Of
bakery? Finally Nat c. Goodwin is
out with gun looking for the prophet
who said: tf'The Beauty and the
Barge will go down with all hands,! -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01
What Other People Think

beside a woman when there are plenty
of other seats vacant is still Hopping,
to the embarrassment of lone woman
travellers. The habit Of cleaning the
finger nails on the street cars seems to
be growing. One is not infrequently
called upon to be prop for someone $
wet umbrella. Ism It it time that some
one qualified for the work should pre-;
pare and circulate gratis handbook
on elbow to Behave on Street Car,
Tho Not Gentleman9o
Old Interurban.