The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-07-13
THISTLES.'

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sing, ,aId The popular girls ,is,sr. J hA,c
10 DO n. was the reply, bot !, Vas the only
way 10 make him atop taking.
--Thabk heaven, the days Of religious
persecution are over. But they aren't.
Oar church 10 having fair this wssk.
--nys-Ds you RENE mbsr the ZANE OF
the afsi ,alkihg mschine' Dotll-Eve.
--sbe Mother heard yoa propose TO me
the other night. NE Heavens, what did
abe ny sbou. So She--She said how many
modern improvements there we've sInee abe
wn yousg.'
Mrs. Blue-Mu. Blank has an awful
Easy way Of getting rid Of her troubles
Mus. True What 10 II, Mrs B'ue-By
unloading them on to her ffiend'.
FIRST Burglsr--why no. try TO rob the
house Of tina. piltoeisl' Second Burglar
Never He'll make good BY getting the
money back from tbs poor people. Lets
conane ourselves TO the middle classes.
--Pim RussIsr Say, old man Second
Russian Well, what 10 Il. Have you 40
extra bomb ia your pocket ] left mine In
NY other clothes.
--Cobwlgger--How 10 Il that 1t takes
three generations 10 make . gentleman
Merrit--You see The people who knew how
your grandfather made his money are all
dead by that time,
--Msy-why did Jack break OF bis en-.
esgemept with Nelli Pamela-Hs went
10 church with her one SUNDAY, and the
fcryor with which she Gang "0h, that !
had thousand tongues scared him.
john Nothing sets q man up more
quickly than the admiration OF q lot Of wo.
men. Jsmes--Apd nothing lets him down
more completely than bis wife explains
lion Of why they admire him.
--luquisitive Traveller don't you
people stop this besstly riotipg' Citizen
My dear cir, that will have 10 take Ito
turn. We can't do two things At once, and
Andge are engaged lust now In giving the
people municipal ownership.
Il hear you lost your heart up at Mis-
swectleyt house the other evening, said
the gossip. Yes; and worse than that, re-
piled the practical lover, | lost my umbrel.
Ia. suspect one Of those brothers OF
her's.
The acme OF hAppiness. sushed the Or
dent lover, 10 to marry the woman you
love. There's something In that, respond.
ed the old married man, but the main point
IA to love the woman you marry.
That fellow Burroughs 10 the quetrest
runner ever saw. I've only noticed thst
he's forever running into debt. Yes s.n
a, the same time running away from the
people to whom he 10 In debt.
The ancient Chaldeaps, observed the
professor, used TO write their letters on
bricks. And good idea too, chimed In
practical Mr.. Graball. Then when . girl
sent q fellows letters back to him be could
use EN- to build 4 stable or something.
"A weIi.dressed man who registered At .
hotel in st. Joseph, No, casually remark
ID that be never Travelled without his own
nre-escape, at the same time exhibiting the
contrivAnce which no carried. In case OF
are, he said, can let myself down from
any hotel window. The landlord said,
ersvely. Our terms for guests with lire
tscapes are cash 10 alvarez.
The eyes are the windows Of the soul
exclaimed the oculist. ~ be fitted . glais
one Into the head Of the patroc. 10 that
case, doctor, sald the patient, ] think !
would prefer ground glass, ! certainly
don't want the whole populace OF this sum.
mer resort looking into mine. Are you .
Christian No; I'm running summer
boarding house.
Old Lsdy--why do you 20 round beg
ging instead Of working' Tramp-I'll tell
youse do truth, maAm. begs ter git
money fer whlskey. Old Lady-But why
do you drink whisksy' Tramp-So's ter
git up me courage ter 90 round an beg,
mA'Am,
All, how love to bear your daughter
slng said Archie, ~ be waited In the par |
Tor. She's prseticipg her exercises now,
Isn't abe. What beautiful tremolo. No,
replied the mamma ,corpfully. She has
had sore throat for three days. She's TAX
irg . sargle.
Small Tommy, being rsproved BY biz
mother for some misdsed, showed bis do.
pleasure In his face. why, Tommy, said
hs mother, arent you Ashamtd to make
face st met Yes, mamms, replied the NJ.
lie fellow. uied 10 laugh, but my face
slipped.
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