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Scientist.

First Church of Christ. Scientist $50
East Third South.-Suuday school al 9:}5
a. IN. Church service at ID "a. m, subject
Adam and Fallen Man" Strangers are
especially welcome Each wednesday
evening at o'clock meeting is held
to listen To tha testimony of healing of
both sin and sickness, An are welcome
TO these services. Free reading rooms
open daily from 10 a. m. 90 %. m IN
Rooms W1-G6 Scott buiidiuE, JOS Main
street Take Elevator.
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Baptist.

First Baptist church, Second South and
Second West Rev. ID. A, Brown, pastor
Preaching at II "a. m and go p IN. sun
day school at 1915; H. J. Evans. superiu-
tendenL b. y. Z. 4. At $3.50 p. m; leader,
Mrs. q. j. McNitt. conquest meeting, ia
pan OF Today Wednesday evening scry-
ice at s O'Clock A welcome 10 all
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Christian.

Central Christian church, corner Third
East and Fourth South streets; DR.. w. NJ.
Tavlor. pastor Services today az II "a.
Iu. ana 1.45 y 10, Sunday school at 1880.
g. = :. c. F., 6.45 p. m. Everybody in
Aited.
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East Side Baptist church Third South
and Seventh East; Rev. r. S. Walker,
notwithstanding. II a. m; Soul Anx-
iety.' At 5,59 p. m, Standing Pat
Sunday school 1873. Bible study, 6:l5.
Christian Eudeavor 6.45; Arthur Bowen,
leader. All are invited.
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Catholic.

st. Mary Magdalen (pro-cathedTaO,
Second East between Brigham and First
South.-Masses at 8. 8 and II d. m, Yes
pers and benedicUOu at 1880 D. m Sunday
school at $50 "A. IN. On week days mass
at 1880 a. IN.
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Phillips Congregational church. Fifth
South and Seventh East; Rev. p. A.
THE Challenge OF Christ" At 7:4j p. M,
THE Fact of God and His Personality
Sunday school at l2:lj. Christian En-
deavor at 6;45. Cordial welcome To all
WorshipeTs at these services.
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St. Paurs church Main and Fourth
south streets; Rev. Charles T.. Perkins
rector.-The church celebrates today the
tWeuty-fifth anniversary of the first
services held in St. PauIs. Holy COM
munlOu. q. m Anniversary service, with
an historical address by the rector and
tho anniversary sermon by Bishop Spal-
ding, IL "A. m ChildFens festival, with
address by Rev. &. {. Hunting. p. IN.
Evening service tmusicab. dedication If
the organ and sermon by the bishop,
80 p. m. Visitors welcomed. All seats
free.
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egationai.

First congregational church. Rev Ell
mer l. Goshen. pastor-Public services
and sermon al II o'clock. Sunday school
az 1850. Young Peoples meeting, 8
o'clock. Public cordially invited 10 all
services.
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Second Church of Christ Scientist: 1.
-. o. r. hail. Eleventh East and Eleventh
South.-Lesson sermon at II ms a. M; sub
iect Adam and Fallen Man. Sunday
school at l2:l5 %. m. Wednesday evening
testimonial meeting at o'clock All are
welcome.
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EpiEoopal.

St Marks cathedral; Very Rev James
y. Eddie. dean.-HOly communion, 1870 "A.
M; Sunday school. 9:45 a. m. Morning
prayer and sermon. II a. m. Evening
prayer and address. The public is cor
daily invited 10 attend the services.
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Burlington Mission chapel Indiana ave
nue. and Navajo street.-Sunday school at
$3.50 y. M; Henry Jacobs, superinten-
dent
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Rio Graude Mission chapel. Second
South between Ninth and Tenth West
Sunday school at $3.50 a. m; George Paul,
superintendent.
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St. Patricks, Fourth West between
Fourth and Fifth South-Mass on Sun
day at 10 a. IN. Sunday school at 1880
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st. Peters chapeL-S Sunday school, 3 p.
IN. Evening prayer and address, 4 p. m,
Ladies guild will meet with Mrs. J. Rob
erts, 6J5 North Second West.
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ST. Johns chapel Richmond avenue near
Ninth EaSt-Sunday school at 2:45 p. m,
Evening prayer and address, + p. m. A
cordial welcome 10 all
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Lutheran.

Emanuel Eydberg, pastor Sunday school
at 10 "a. m, Oscar Anderson. superin-
tendcuJ. Morning services. II a. m. ted
by doacOus' pastor at Bingham. Young
People prayer meeting al 60 Re
freshmenis an . %. I'D. Service al y D. IN. .
sermon 10y pastor, singing by choir An
English evening school Will commence in
the church basement Monday evening at
IS O'Clock. Tuesday evening a taiiOwe en-
uccktie party Hy the poTcas society.
Thursday afternoon at 2:2o the Ladies'
Aid society meets at iur parsonage. 15G
South Fourth EAST. Mission society meets
Thursday evening iu the church parloTs
ara invitation by Mrs %. l. ShUgren. Rum
mage safe at rho church Saturday morn
ing Nov. q. at l0 O'Clock.
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Y. NJ. c. A.

Y. NJ q. a. men meeting I'm Associ-
alton auditorium az $3.50 y. m. SUNDAY
Address a Message TO Men Rev. FL
rner l. Goshen Musical director. Fred
e.. Graham
T. ~ G. A. BOYS section Service fol
bavs at D. IN. Address. Something IN
the Bible for Boys Rev, j. NJ. TAYLOR
All boys are welcome.
immediately following The address Bi-
hle classes viii be organized for the study
of the following subjects,
y N g. A. section Practical Prob
LENS" Life and Writings of the Apos-
tie Paul. Autobiography Of Jesus.
History OF The Jews
- Al A.. A. BOYS section" Men IF the
Eible "a life and Work Of Jesus, TRAY
els II Paul
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Soap Specials

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cake, Sc.
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English Lutheran church $50 Fourth
East Services ~ a. M. Sunday school
DO a. m. Young Peoples meeting. 6.IJ D.
IA The Ladies' Aid society mrets next
Thursday = -:3e %. m. with Mrs. Schwenk.
1001 South Tenth East
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First German Evangelism Lutheran, St
Johns congregation. Rev. William j.
IaulyOW pastor Services at D. m. at
The NorweEian Lutheran church. Fourth
East between Fourth and Fifth South.
Reformation festival. Sunday school at
$40 2, IA.
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Just received: they come in green,
red. navy and brown, with small
and large dot. Wide pleated
fronts. trimmed with large self
covered buttons; novelty pointed
collar. Such beautiful waists are
rare at this price we quote; they
look to be worth double.
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We show an immense assortment of all kinds colors and
sizes O $ "a white Coney muff
and neck piece, hobby little Hs = -
Another special suitable o. girl
TO II years. Something stylish and ca mn
value Muff and Scarf - ~ ~
German ANS Is. fluffy tails, ma
offered for -
Brown French Couey Neck Piece. full fur, 90
extra value, us Special. y - % -
Tan Nprks fsJ several shapes. satin lined
with Chenille sik ornaments and fringe GIN nm
imitation NUTS large pillow shape flat 6 nm
look wort 3 times much We ask - Ss - -
Saddle Mink Muff. beautifully GO en-
blended postv IS worth SEQ. Special - SS - -
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New shipment just received.
showing the very handsOmest new
silk embroidered designs, scallOped
and hemstitched effects, on superior
quality Of flannels, priced as fol-
lows:
Reg. Soc quality this week at..-.69c
Reg. S1.OO quality this week at....75c
Reg. S1.15 quality this week at Soc
Reg. SIS quality this week 9Sc
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72x90 Bleached Hem
med Sheets. 45c.
72xSO Famous Iron
clad Sheets. 59c.
S1N91 Famous IRON
clad Sheets. 65c.
42X36 Hemmed Cases,
each Zoe.
42X3G lTonclad Cases,
each 16 2-3c.
45X56 lronclad Cases,
each Use.
45X36 Gold Medal
Cases, each 20c.
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Handsome de-
signs in gold
plated mount
ing's on fine
quality back
combs, worth up
to 50c-
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one lot of high-class skirts, iu Chiffon
Panama. French Serge and Gray WorsJed
Black Navy Brown and Gray. We
strongly urge YOU to see these. for they
are beautiful Every new idea is here
in this collection i'm circular aud plated
effects The tailoring on these skirts IS
the very highest grade too.
Very special for this week.
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Fire. Life ard Accident

Aetna. of Hartford .,.......
FiremandS Fund. of Califorr
Alliance. OF England .....-.-
Franklin Fire. Of Philadeiph
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SPECIALS IN
ZDFaseeFY
Sfagffs.

10 NEED FOR BARREN LOOKING
ROOMS WITH COZINESS IN DRAP-
cry AS CHEAP AS THIS.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03

Andrew Carnegie tells this as one Of
his experiences at Skibo. Soon after
he had bought skibo there was a cir
Gus exhibiting in the neighborhood OF
the castle, and one Of the main at
fractions was an o~rang-outang. One
night the orang-outang got out. fell
over the clin, and was killed. In the
morning two of the keepers looking
over the grounds ran across the body
Of the dead o~rang-Outang. One Of
them scratched his head and said
"He amt no nander, that's sure"
The other said; HE amt no Lowland.
er, they amt got so much hair on
EN-" After awhile one Of them pro.
posed to the other as follows;
"TIl go up to the kirk and see the
parson, and you go up. to Mr.. Carnegie
and see If any Of his American gentry
is missing New York Times.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03
PICTURES OF ADMIRAL JOHNnEAJL
JOAa%s.SszRE MANY AND VARIED

SHss who desires to confirm BIS opin-
ion of John Paul Jones, Americas
distinguished naval commandel, can
do so In the library of the Navy de-
partment at Washington, be that opin-
ion u~nfavorable or favorable to the
great sea captain. In a score Of old
prints gathered during past decades
from various sources John Paul Jones
is depicted al a bloodthirsty pirate,
which was the view taken of him by
the British, whose coasts he secured
in the gallant Ranger; as a blur sea
captain, which is the opinion most
s%choolboys have gained from reading
the account of his plucky victory over
the Scraps, and as the cultured gen.
tleman and accomplished naval officer,
which is the opinion held of him by
practically the entire American naval
service to-day.
Mr.. Charles w. Stewart, superin-
tendent of the Naval War Records Of
flee and Library, has arranged these
old prints in a highly interesting col
lection. Many of them purport to be
engravings from pictures made during
the lifetime Of Jones. All hat is
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03
AR1NND R19v 0~U07&AEu

known of the man confirms the Opin-
ion that, not unlike some fighting men
of his day and since, John Paul Jones
was something of a dandy. Certainly
he was(a favorite in Paris in that cir
Gle of imperial society which gave fire.
quent employment to artists and sculp-
tors. That the skull of the body re-
covered from an abandoned grave
yard in Paris, by Gen. Horace Porter,
American ambassador to France, cor
responded to the precise measure
ments of Houdin's bust of John Paul
Jones was. accepted as the final proof
of Identification. Houdin was an ex-
ceptionally painstsking sculptor and
a copy of his bust of Jones which
stands in the office of the Secretary
of the Navy at Washington is cOnsid-
cred most probably a true likeness.
One Of the best pictures in the col
lection is al engraving by Carl Gutten-
burg from a drawing by c.. J.. Notte,
a French artist. This rather reflects
the favorable opinion which the
French had Of Commodore Jones, for
it depicts a fairly young but deter
mined looking oficsr, standing behind
the shot-riddied rail Of the Bon
Homme Richard, with a sword swing
ing easily in his right hand, while his
left rests upon the butt Of one Of
half a dozen pistols in his belt. The
legend Of this picture says:
John Paul Jones, Commodore in
the Service of the United States of
America, as he appeared in the en-
gagement of the twenty-third of Sep
TENDER, 1879, against Commodore
Pearson. His vessel mounted forty
guns. The English ship Scraps, for
ty-fve guns had, moreover, the ad-
vantage in caliber and range. Com
modore p. Jones entangled his ship
with the bowsprit Of the enemy and
continued the engagement side by side
for two hours and three-quarters. The
action lasted three hours and and me
quarter. The Bon Homme Richard
sank the next day"
tom" Ochiltree, of mellow mem
DRY, during one of his sojourns in
Paris. in 1883, picked up an old print
Of John Paul Jones, which is
much priced in the collection OF the
Navy department. It potrays a blum
sea captain type. far removed from
either conception that he was a des-
perate buccaneer or a naval dandy.
The figure is that of a man probably
forty-hve years old, which is some
what further advanced in age than
Jones was at the time he commanded
the Bon Homme Richard. attired in
s~eafaring dress, including, wide, loose.
flowing trousers. He rests the point
Of a cutlass upon the rail Of the ship,
and the legend under this picture tells
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03

! Folklore of Hawaii f!

lspeeIal correspondence.l

Hawaii abounds in folklore and
weird legends. The land is believed
to swarm with gnomes and fairies and
the water with nymphs and mon
sters. The simple minded native,
whose grandfather would have backed
away from a pair Of trousers like a
mustang shying at a new harness,
tells us that the god of the air car
ries around the wind in a calabash. He
sOlemnly relates that an immense
bird once laid an egg in the ocean,
which in time was Matched by tne
tropic winds, and thus the Hawaiian
islands we're created.
One Of the prettiest legends is that
Of the c%ocoanut tree. The story goes
that a beautiful princess was very
much beloved by one of the chiefs
who was a noted athlete. He tried
to please her in every way, swim.
ming the lakes and bringing her rare
flowers and choice fruits from the
other side of the island, but she would
not listen to his suit. He found life
not worth living without her, and ex-
pired from the pain Of his unrequited
affection. Before he died he said to
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03

ua that it is Capt. Paul Jones, from
an original drawing taken from the
life, on board the Scraps. published
London, Oct. 20, 1873" The date is
less than a month after he captured
the Scraps, and If it was really drawn
on that ship may be considered posi-
bly, an accurate portrayal of the great
American naval commander in the
hour of his greatest victory.
The picture in which John Paul
Jones is shown boarding the Scraps
from his own victorious but riddled
and sinking Bon Homme Richard is a
thoroughly heroic conception, but the
features and figure Of the victor bear
little resemblance to other portraits
and drawings. This picture, which
is by A. L. Stephens, is somewhat
more recent than most of the items
in the collection.
Chappel's original painting of Jones
has often been called the George
Washington picture because of the re
semblance Of II to a wen known por-
trait Of the Father of his Country,
whom Jones, incidentally, knew well,
they both having lived in Virginia.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03

In this picture Jones is standing /
a dignifed pose, his left hand Sigh;
ly outstretched from the body an
clasping a telescope.
And now turning over the picture
in this collection is found a mos
startling creation in boldest black ant
white. Paul Jones, the Pirate" i
the legend, but it is Unnecessary, fol-
the dashing, bearded figure wears a
uniform emblazoned with skull and
~crossbones. A CORY cutlass in one
hand, a smoking pistol in the other,
he is the incarnation of all that is
demoniac in fancies of piracy, while
the idea is helped out by portrayal in
the background of his men ruthlessly
cutting down the brave tars of Old
England. This picture is an engraving
published by A. Park. of London, and
is apparently very old, as is another
old English print, apparently only a
trial proof copy. II shows Jones with
demure side whiskers and immense
hat of the style later affected by Ma
poleon, with tassels pendent from each
side. The browning glory Of this uni
form is a pair Of striped trousers,
which give a sort of Uncle Sam at
mosphere.
A head and shoulders engraving
also from an unknown source, shows
Jones as a mild and sedate appearing
man, with white hair Cor is it a white
wig?), who, one would think, might
paoo For q evhotftvto rao-obo,t - 81.
colonies.
Very old and deemed very good by
students OF John Paul Jones lore is
an engraving from a drawing by Va
rim, a French artist. This shows in
Jones ~countenance something of the
shrewdness and humor he inherited
from his Scotch ancestry. It is a
quizzical but the same time a pleas
ing cOuntenance.
With curly hair and chubby face
Chapman endowed his portrait of
Jones. which was engraved by act Of
Congress.
OF the thousands in the British
Isles who thought harshly Of Jones,
Lord and Lady selkirk, whose country
seat still stands at Dumfries, Scotland.
were about the only persons of quail
ity and discernment who came in
touch with the American naval com
mander. It was on April %, 1878.
that the American privateer Ranger
put into st. Mary's isle and sent an
armed party to surround the house Of
the selkirks, demand their plate and
capture Lord selkirk If possible. He
was not at home, so the party took
the plate.
When Jones arrived later at Brest
he wrote to Lady selkirk that he de-
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03

sired to return the plate. He pro-
posed not only to restore his share
Of the prize, but to purchase the share
owned by his crew for the purpose Of
giving It back to the selkirks. Lord
and Lady Selkirk we're much surprised
to get this letter, which regretted the
fortune which caused him to make an
expedition against their home. Lord
Selkirk wrote a reply, but not know
ing how to get it to Jones, sought the
counsel of Lord de Spencer, postmast-
err general of England.
Lord de Spencer was evidently not
much impressed by the favorable
tendency Of the Selkirks toward
Jones, for he ieturned the letter to
Lord Selkirk with the remark:
Il cannot help doubling, in the sit
uation I am in, the propriety Of my
forwarding a letter to such a rascal
and rebel as this Jones. A letter di.
rected to him, of course, must be
opened at the postoface."
The foregoing extracts from letters,
copies of which were recently obtained.
for the navy department by the Amer
lean embassy at London, shows the
view taken Of Jones by nearly all the
people Of England, but it also shows
that the persons with whom he came
in contact we're disposed to recognize
the virtues which he possessed and
to acknowledge the finer s%ensibiities
Of his character. 1t would undoubt-
edly have been a great pleasure to
Jones. who knew the bitterness of feel
ing against him in England, to have
received the letter which Lord Sell
kirk wrote, but which Lord de Spen-
Ger prevented from reaching its des-
tination.--New York Herald.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03

a volcano. She was the most beauti-
full woman on the earth, and yet sho
kept alive the blazing hell that
smouldered in the belly Of the noun
tain, threatening the lives OF all the
Inhabitants roundabout. One day she
TOOK a journey to a far-off mountain
to rest herself. Soon after her ar.
rival she was disturbed by the tum-
tum Of a drum. She looked about
and found that It was being beaten
to keep time for a prince who was
dancing the hula. She straightway
took part In the gayety by singing the
refrain to words Of her own compost
ton.
The prince was naturally surprised
and enchanted by the appearance Of
the beautiful singer. When the song
was ended he invited the fair singer
to the royal Enclosure, Offering her
refreshments and food.
After a short courtship they were
married. After living happily to-
gether for some time the fire goddess
informed the prince that she must
return to her old home and attend to
her duties, as the fires of the vol
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03
Not a Messenqer Boy.

A heggar accosted a man on the
street the other day and poured out a
tale Of woe, to which the gentleman
patiently listened. Then he took out
a card bearing his name, which was
that of a well known philanthropist
who contributes largely to an organ
ization working for the relief Of the
poor. This he handed to the man,
after writing an Introductory note
thereon. The beggar turned away
with disgust written on his face and
the parting remark;
"'say, dye tink / got time to beat
1t up to dat Joint? I'm too busy work.
in dis pike to waste me time dat way.
Wot dye tink l ana messenger
boyT"-New York Times.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03
PAUL JONES ;EQQY WNX1N0SW
SSLQH -ZZOT[LO

had to be repeated four times before
he was declared dead. The explana,
ton made a hat the criminal was
very thin and his body was a poor
conductor, and also that his hair was
thick and oily. 1t has been suggested
by physicians who have Witnessed
these executions that very many
criminals who have been e~lectrocuted
might be restored if proper efforts
were made Immediately. The sure
death in any case is believed to be
due to the post-mortem examination,
which is at once made, and not to the
shock.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03
older the Better.

Yes" said the old man to his
young visitor. 81 am proud of my
girls, and would like to see them com.
fortably married; and as I have made
a little money they viii not go pen
niless to their husbands. There is
Mary, 25 years old. and a really good
girl. l shall give her $1,000 when she
marries. Then comes Bet, who won't
see 35 again, and ! shall give her
$4,000. And the man who takes Eliza,
who is 40, win have $4,000 with
her"
The young mar reflected a moment
and then inquired:
"You haven't one about so, have
you3"-Judge.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-08-03
RUSSIAN PROVERBS.

over the woman from afar the devil
pours honey.
Poverty lie not a sin, but it is the
cause Of many.
At home a man is judged by his
iress; abroad, by his wit.
When the thunder ceases the peas
ant forgets to cross himself.
A lie told cleverly may be truer
than the truth told foolishly.
Misfortune comes by the hundred.
weight and goes by the ounce.
When a woman goes to heaven, she
wants to take her COW with her.
All christel dom fasts in Lent ex-
cept the dogs and the noblemen.
Fellow travellers and fellow gam
blers soon know each other well.
Even IN old man can win a wom-
ans love and keep it, if he isn't jeal-
GUS.
When the devil cannot arrive in
time he sends a woman on before
him.
When the priest sits down to read
mass the people lie down to hear it.
Praise your wife, not three days
after the wedding. but three years
after tiff you can.