The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-08-05

sue senumentalr' Very! She
Will even weep OYER her old divorce
papers."-Judge.
Hewitt-HOw many meals did you
nave on the voyage. Jewett-Gross or
net!-Brooklyn Life.
1T seems Woody has discovered
that he has a family tree" Yes. it's
an outgrowth Of his successful bust
ness plant"
So the lawyers got most all the
estate. Did Ethel get anvthinoY,
Oh yes. She got one of the law
yers. "-Judge.
Employer Ito new Office boy)-Has
the cashier told you what you are to
do this afternoon. Office boy-Yes,
sir; I'm to wake him when | see you
coming.-Scraps.
Magistrate-You say your machine
was beyond your control. Chauffeur
Yes, your honor. II l could have con-
trolled it the cop wouldn't have caught
me.-New York Mail.
Poet-I see you accepted one of my
poems and refused the other. Editor
Yes; took one Of them out Of SYM
pathy for you, and refused the other
out of sympathy for the public.-Ex
George certainly is man Of &C.
tion." What has he done?" why
} the very next day after the heires,
accepted him he gave up his job al
the bank and joined the Don't Worry
Club"
, You'll take a couple Of tickets, o.
course. We're getting up a rattle fo
a poor cripple in our neighborhood-'
: None for me, thank you. | wouldn'
t know what to do with a poor crippl
II won him."
We'll" asked the architect who ha'
been commissioned to make a set 0
+ plans for a New York hotel, how
: you like themT "They won't Dc
You have provided for only six dlffei
/ ent kinds Of dining-rooms." Elk.
Kind lady-You can get work bea
L ing carpets two doors from here-the
are cleaning house. Homeless Holmt
y Thanks, mum. 1 mighter bumpe
!, right inter it if youse hadn't warne
u me. I'll steer clear Of it, mum-Clev
u land Leader.
Jones Ito Brown, who has been r
latlng his wonderful adventures
Russia)-And l suppose you visit'
the great steppes of Russia? Brown
at I should rather think so. And walk
up every blessed one Of them on n
at hands and knees.
IL Office boy-Miss Reyes, please
er me look at your face? Miss Reyes
~ What for? Office boy-Why, the BIO
y, said some of the paint was scratch
IN of his typewriter. didn't knC
~ whether he meant you or the II
in chine.-Chicago News.
ue The three-year-old daughter Of
'er leading minister resents too gre
re- familiarity. A few evenings a
wo though she seemed a little unwillii
ST a caller took her upon his lap, whe
aus upon she said with great gravity:
want to sit in my own lap"
W Mabel mot in her first youth)-Fi
Ia Of all he held my hand and told
~ fortune; and then. Evie, he gazed i
Hs nv face ever so long and said he co
JUS read nv thoughtsl Wasn't that Gle
~, Of him, dear7 Evie-Oh, l suppose
lne read between the lines, darlin
&c Punch.
80 "What did you discuss at your
- brarv club this afternoon, dea
Nc asked the husband in the even
mo Let me see," murmured his W
zoo "oh. YES. l remember now. Why,
-, discussed that woman who recei
soo moved into the house across the str
,,+s and Longfellow."-Ex-
-ern PausIng uncertainty before a
his IN the big insurance office, the Hi
Man visitor said to the clerk;
-os- want to tex out a pawlicy." Il
he Are or mariner" drawled the dal
was clerk with infinite sarcasm. "Al IL
mon Dim thinkin'," retorted the apple
+bov "Orm goin' fer a stoker in tn ma
Puck.
Mrs. Younglove-Our cook
those eggs you sent yesterday
iuch ancient. Grocer-Very sorry ma
the they were the best we could get.
mes. see. all the young chickens were K
leth- of for the holiday trade, so the
an bens are the only ones left to dc
who LAWN. Mrs. Younglove-Oh' to
. On .nre OF course. hadn't thougl
mis- fhat-Chicago Record-Herald.