The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-07-27
THISTLES.

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sontsiisg rmsmssfrs.
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teri. said iLe ,tftlinsSiai g'i foa mssit't
tsams iitE ~ ihsi, aftNersd Mn Cayenne.
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pcmas cate.
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fioh nan ta,ti CfItthsy sSnlly three
A city olc wl.n be voter, eegniry ott
wbsa he ,ssau "a his iaIa, Ssd west
srb nns wh,u be suts for divorce.
wHllt-AfItr all, the hfs. year Of
married lie u the mosi uahappy, don't you
,hist' Toe--ob, y,. l.lskssib9 that
lorg Tor = man TO learn how 10 eoteehl
things from bis wife.
Il small girl ~u taken violently III
from AZ ov,r.lhdglgsres 10 unripe fruit.
Her mother lsIepboned for the dearest doc
Tor, whose telephone number proved TO be
surprhinsly appropriate TO The oeeatior,
81 Green.
Pop, tald the youpgs.er Al the break
fss, table, are there sby pianos 10 besyenf
! hope not, nv son, replied the psunt. !
hope not. wha, DO you mean by lhs, Oh
serystio1' snapped the wife. Ob-er-
ro,hlrg At al, my dear. 0IlY I've slways
understood they were Ia the harp busine.
up there.
II understand thAt Crimson Gulth has
. newspaper, Yes. answered BroBcbo Bob.
Bu, the fellers around her 10 30 sensitive
that they dasn't prin, anything about EN-.
Ito editorial stsG must have many difficult
ties. Mister, that sius any edi.orisl stsf
That's suicide club.
Patience You know, couipg events
east their shadows before. Pstrice--so
believe. You have hopes Of being enasg-
ed, see, Why, what do you mean You
have the mark Of q mans coat sleeve on
your white waist.
Voice (through the tolephone) ia that
the society editorf The Other Voice
Yes. yoice-Will you please say that
Archie Higgum's back The Other Voice
II don't care for any items about Archie
Hisgums back.
Oars rivers Of milk en- honey up yam.
der, said Brother Dckey to the sick men,
Der. Bre'r D!ekey, be replied, honey never
did agree Wild me, en- as fer dc mllt-it'll
sbo' be sour 70 glts dii
Are price. regulated by supply and de-
msbd' Certainly, answered the trust die.
tstor, BY whatever supply We choose to
have on hand aud whatever demand we
choose TO make.
--Bacon--A doctor ought not to make a
mistake 10 picking out wife. Egbert-
Why noty Because doctor has the privi- |
lege OF examining womsns tongue.
-Tomson- Bobson tells the most lmpos-
sIble fish stories. Jonson-0f course. Fish
stories wouldn't be worth listening to II
they werent impossible.
Her Fatter-Y Young man, my dsugh.
tel can never be yours. Her Lover-l don't
want her to be my daughter. want her
10 be my wife.
Il admit, said Mr.. Pomus, that I'm rAth.
er conceited, but that's not such a very
great sin, after all. No, IT'S only wretch.
ed bad taste In your case, replied Sinnick.
son,
Your daughters music Ia improving,
said the professor, but when she runs the
scales have TO watch her pretty closely.
Just like her father, said Mrs Suriteb, he
made his money 10 the grocery line.
Picking pockets, said the reformer Of
the thief, mus, be adiiilculi and precsrlous
lu,iness. 1t 10, agreed the pitkpocket. 1t
T., until you get your hand 10.
Neck The msn who tries to change
wtmsn's views hA fool. wseis-How
do you knos' Meekl-My wife told me
40,
Weary willie-Ssy, lady, I'm dat hun.
cry don't know what TO do. T. Mrs
Goodsrt- Very WE'LL poor man; walk
around to the Kitchen ard we'll give you
something, Weary while Oats purity
long walk, lady; couldn't yer hand 1t out
here iist ~ well.
After the silence bad begun to be awk.
ward he cleared his throat and taid
don think, Mia Dlmpletor- oh, know
you don't she hastily replied, but II doesn't
really matter. i,h't the moon just lovely
tonight
The new doctor hsd been called II to
sec lady With swollen iiw. Does II
hur, you TO tain asked the pin dispenser
co, she replied. Then don't, said the M
ID. Tao dollars, please.
--''oh, sighed Grubb's sXsravsgant wife,
II do wish We bad lots Of money, don't
you 'f"I certainly DO wish" be replied, 81
hsd all the money would have spent dur
Ing our twelve years Of mArn,d life ifvsl
had lived up 10 your idea.
what are you doing With ihs, sheet
Of paper, ofvill, sharply a,ked his wife,
am nakiba wish, answered Mr. Meslun
A wish Yea, my dear. Ia your pfescres
| shslI DO, presume to call liswill.
-Ra,hlese--lt', little sc love M. ory'
wud river stay Away from me a. sc did last
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