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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-08-25
Soostpuenbe &apitel.

Sen ipage 2ipstraa6 bolot l9ngere ems Doftor
@ali6 bab6e bentet. Slotsubret %forfDn6te Mi6nats=
ti1ett, % ct. Suit lebe6e e16nu lta6tg. SON lepe6e;
men 9g0en, ben nl116gaaelige, 6e1 ubarn1bi9rttge
500 rpffeoe 1prnere fra oct enc Mt1ut til Set an6et.
set gaar burtig reo as 8affe", bpiifeoe 2pgen til
Spgepleierfer, Ser netop otter bopoe i%notoget lin
&laos peo Sen Spges Seng. u&an pil forr1ooentlig
iope ben. Seq pil lagge mig padtleot ct &ar elmer,
Sc Tan fal0e paa mig, bpis ser ifuloe inotreoe Ben
minoIe Soranoring."
Spgepleierifen iao / ser, 1tore 2ane1ol % tagttog
Sen Soben6e, bbis %pofsblege &oan6 laa paa oct rp6e
Silfeteppe. Sun iaa paa Sen Dgen6e me6 %erbg6tge,
beurbren6e 8liffe, TIL bum bioite, bbilfet f~rilteligt %
go0t Sip ban boboe fbrt, bpilfen BARN og tapper 6or=
iparer ban bapoe pqret for lin Sro. Spgepleierifen
par en- from @pin6e, Ser / oen bentge Sfrift fan6t
issuing for enbDer @aaoe, % ion / 8ibelen iggte
Sreit for enbber Sorg og Smerte. Doftor @alib baboe
iagt ber1oe, at Der trtet Saab bar; men bun tRnfte
fom iaa, at ban fun iaa ot no fra &oipitalslegens
begr9niebe 5pnspunft. SON tate iom cit Manb, Der
fuloitanoig mangleoe 9ro, og font fglgelig heller lite
anerfienote Muligbe6en at ct gu66on1meltgt timber.
Sun ianf pao &rp pes Sengen og bab neo libe1-
ifabelig sSSnoerligbe6:
rgso, 9u min 6relier! Som Oh tillaoe oenne
brabe Manos SOB? ga, Seius, gu Der ifte %glenr1er
De fattige % ringe, frels Sin tro DiicipeI % Siener."
gun bar tonrnten ben bbieite Gfstaie, bun ianeoe
lite ollie bore cling, iaaIeoes bar bun r1eo belle lin
sial gonet op ben Bgn, Der, bpao bun bar fait oper-1
TIBET ON, maatte blioe bgrf. Mon bapoe lart benoe,
at 8ennens Waagt bar -%nbegrariet, at ben bimrnelfe
Ben %. 5BreIier, Der oltio er pillig til at bpre paa 3oe1,
Ser trRnger til Sielp 90 til at itaa De forlaote 81, itf-
fert olorig er i5tanb til at luoe- en- bra1oe1oe gpn
npnnagtet.
st giinbue II ben amber, Gnoe al gareIet itoo
nabeut, ffor of5oengpge fuuoe fac sf1riHtt Suit; Deo Uaiio-ss
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-08-25

II *. 8. erabbon.
(GortioA.

Gen iiolte Spbl1,sien for 0goen. &an bar niger,
S11erter % er fnloitenois aaaoefriit; men leg frpgter
for, at Jan life Ieuer Nsatten oper."
~geo ban oet?"
"Sa. San tpang mig formelig til at iiee ba11
Sonobeoen. Silt, bpao ser Tan forlenge bans 2ip, bill
bltpe siort inotil iioite 9ieblif. San bar to uonar.
teoe Spseplejeriter, os leg bill bore beo Soanoen belle
9a9en og' belle Natten, bpis ban ifuloe lepe til Mor-
gen."
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-08-25
81 9pEClELT .
ERlT TILBuD.

Enhver at dette Blads Lesere, som
skriver ct Postkort paa sit eget 9prog
og adresserer Diet til
Scandinavia Department
Miles Medical Co.. Blkhast, lsA..
vii straks faa Gig tilsendt:
4 In smuk Bog n.sl en- coloreret ~
btldntn8 q dereo Gamle Lands Flag pas
QmslaSet. ekrevet paa Deres eget Spfog.
O9eaaSSn affeIEende BSGer .paa RnSelek.
=. Whatss Wfea1: I'm underfhld 'puz5le'
00G, 1i1aot1erok.
8" VI sBet: 1ndeholdende nye Ids-
e for rrok0st, Lunch, Mfddag ogAfteuees
ctasaetee SlFhess. Hvorledes manl
kaa leee N&fe4et Of sine VenuersyChagae.s1
t:r |. 18fstrstfeae. Maass iiiEastrla
s.. ihs 1ssfy q Hsaas, Hverie4esmaas
ken lesaE srtId oS 11aaascsmtddI Haandens
141aer. II a16yietly.)
seandlnsvian Dspsstmeaat,.
- llslseal c.. sakhnt.hl.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
MICHIGAN BRIEFS.

As Charles Brink was walking down
Gratiot avenue, in Detroit, ABOUT G:15
o'clock, he started 10 cross Harpe.
avenue. In doing so he was hit VITA
terrific force by the west-bound car
and literally ground to pieces beneath
the wheels.
While hunting rabbits with his IL
year-old brother, Herman Schwartz,
aged 10. son of a farmer near Bay
City. was shot in the hip and the
bone was shattered. The brothers en-
gagged In scuffle for possession of
the gun, and the weapon was acct
dentally discharged.
Miss Media Sheldon, daughter of
former State Representative c. l..
Sheldon, of Bay City, took carbolic
acid by mistake and had serious
time of II for while. She Is now
out OF danger. She got the carbolic
acid bottle and the peppermint bottle
mixed when she went to the medicine
chest.
Rev. Nicholas James, Detroit's old
est colored citizen, is dead. He had
been feeling quite well. and had been
planning with the Zest of child for
the Christmas festivities. His chill
dren had gathered at his home at 20S
Columbia street east. and prepare.
lions were under way for the Christ
mas dinner when the old man sudden
ly collapsed while sitting in the din
ing room.
Two new roll top desks burned on
the cement floor OF the new court
house at Owosso, and the smoke so
badly damaged the decorations OF the
whole building that the fresco artists
may have to do their work over again.
The work originally cost $4,000. The
desks were on the main floor and
we're wrapped in burlap Il is sup
posed that somebody threw cigar
stub too close to them.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
Mysterious,y Shot.

Washington, Penna., Dec. 2G.-Just
rs she was hanging 2 doll for her ii
lie sister on a Christmas tree at he.
1ome in Hazel Kir Mary, the g.
ear-old daughter Of James Ke laedy
received a bullet IN ne head from a
revolver fred through the door from
outside. She died today from the ef
fccts of the wound. One report is that
y man was seen TO deliberately fire
through tho door, but the general De-
lief is that during a quarrel in tho
Itreet a shot intended for one OF the
ielligerents killed The girl. Four aT-
ests have been made pending an in.
,iestieatinn.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
ANOTHER ONE SHUT OFF.
Government 10 Greatly Reducing Mar
shalrs PostofIce Receipts.

shalVs Postofnce Receipts.
Marshall. Mich, Dec. 26.-The pos
tai business In this town. the largest
or any town OF it's size In the United
States. Is being given some terrinc
blows by the postal authorities nj
Washington.
Marshall has a national reputation
for being a patent medicine town. and
as q result the postofilce has done a
land ONCE business. being raised to
the frst class list. the only first class
once In the United States in town
OF fewer than 5000 inhabitants. On
account OF the activities of the au-
thorities In suppressing what they de-
clare are fraudulent enterprises. the
local postoffice receipts, Sh!ch. two
years ago. were $4,000. were only
$4,000 last year. and may be lower
this year.
The latest move OF the authorities
has been 20 hold to order Postmaster
VIM. II. Arthur TO hold up all mail
coming to Ralph Humphrey. Humph.
rey. who is about 30 years old. has
worked up an enormous business on
. patent medicine cure for liver
trouble.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
HOBO Saves Z ans Life.

-Owosso, Mich. Dec. 2G.-Alter spend.
ing all but SO OF an $500 roA, and
meantime accommodating tumultuous
jag which caused his arrest, Stevens
A. Courtrite, fireman at the sugar fac
tory, hanged himsei, with a strap in
mis- cell in the cit. Jail. In the jail
corridor, housed taat he might not
freeze outside, WIS a nameless hobo.
Mr.. Hobo's slumbers were disturbed
by the stertorous breathing of the
drunken man. He clambered up on the
cell block and, reaching through the
grating. cut down the would-be suicide.
Courtrite has a wife and children.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
Her &C Maao Awful MIntake.

New Haven, Coma. Dec. 2G.-Cor-
oner Mix last nigh, handed down a
finding ia the case OF Minnie Evelyn
KillingbecS, of Ans0nia who died Sat
urday under circumst ances which
looked suspicious. lie finds hat tho
girls death was due 10 a mistake of
her sweetheart, Frank Tucker. a drug
clerk. who sent "a pill box labeled
headache tablets" to her. which real
ly contained bi-chloride of mercury
tablets. The tablets in both boxes
we're prepared by Tucker, according
10 the coroner. and by mistake he la
beled them wrongly.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
Five Flremen Hurt.

New York, Dec 26.-Five alarms,
summoning 80 fire companies and the
reserves from nine police precincts
were sent out last night for a blaze
which completely Quilted the six-story
factory building. Nos. 102, 104, LOG
Wooster stree e1ta'ling damage esti-
mated at % %. Five fremen sus.
tanned injur 1T were able to con-
tinue ct wc No ono - in the
building whe g fire started and It's
origin Ia unaIl ~
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
DRINK ANNUAL TOAST.
knights Templars Meet Christmas In
All Parts Of World.


Detroit, Mich, December 2G.-Fol-
lowing a custom that has been in
vogue for years, the Knights Templar
OF this city met in their asylum at the
Masonic temple. Christmas morning.
and drank a toast to the heath OF
Grand Master George NJ. Moulton.
The local time for this o. .crvance
on Christmas was flXei at IL a. . high
noon by Greenwich tine, anu il was so
arranged that Knigh Tempa ,epar
ated by thousands Of miles o. aud al !
sea should drain the wine cup at e.
actly the same moman
Damascus Comma cry No. AZ was
the host this year Music was fur
nished by choir AM sree"hCs were
made by prominent 4emb, amo~ 2
them being g. II. Bieber AMI Seward
l.. Merriam.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
tila - Rnllet.prnnf

New York, Dec. 26.--After firing
three shots az his head. a man who
registered at @ Bowery house as Heg-
ter Lesser was taken TO a hospital suf-
.ering from three superficial scalp
BOUNDS. The mans skull Is so thick
That though the three bullets struck
him there. they were detected and did
title harm.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29

Richmond Mich. Dec. 2G.-Mrs. Ly.
dia Nichols, aged y, widow Of VIM.
Nichols, who died a few months ago,
was found dead on tie floor "a her
home, where ehe hted alone, by her
brother, CyrHa Hicks.
She was apparenl as well g. usual
the evening before. For more than 80
years she had been prominent as q
property owner ia the district
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
Trainmen Terribly sealded

Paterson. ". j., Dec ga railroad
locomotive was partly blown to pieces
by the explosion of The engines boiler.
and Charles ID. Barr, of Stroudsburg,
Pa, fireman. and Conductor Mabie. Of
Butler, N. j.. were terribly scalded.
Dc Barr is expected 10 die.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29

Milwaukee 2G.-Judge Murray
T. Tuley, of Chicago. died at the Pen
royer Sanitarin IN Ke7Csha Mon
day afternoon. went to the SAM.
tarium on oct 31st. suffering from
nervous exhaustion caused by over
work
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
FIVE THOUSAND DEAD.
Estimated That Number Have Been
Slain In Moscow.
The WOUNDED NUMBER $4,000.
Many innocent Ones Accidentally
killsd-DrunKen cossacks Charged
Down streets--Insursents Lay Plans
to Capture the City.

London, Dec. 25.-The correspon-
dent Of the Daily Telegraph at st.
Petersburg. in a dispatch dated at
s:45 p. m. December rs, says:
AT an early hour this morning the
casualties NJ Moscow were estimated
NJ 5000 killed and $4,000 wounded.
with the fighting still proceeding.
THE Inhabitants oil MOSCOW have
been forbidaen to leave their dwell
ings after I o'clock In the evening.
1T is impossible to move about the
city in consequence Of the frequency
of stray bullets. Many innocent per-
sons have been accidentally killed.
"A scarcity Of provisions Is threat
ened."
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
IIurtlna Trip Ende Dlsastrously.

Kingsley, Mich. Dec. 2G.--While
hunting Monday Leslie Hoy. boy OF
"a years Of age, was snot Though the
veg and stomach by Harvey Halliday,
Another small boy. Hoy's wounds were
dressed by DR.. Brownson, who does
not anticipate any serious results. The
shooting was purely accidental.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
Moroceo's Sultan Kicks.

Tangier, Morocco. Dec. 2G.--The
sultan of Morocco refuses to agree to
the holding of the international con.
ference on Moroccan reforms at Ma
drid instead OF Alglers.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
AlIeean Pioneer Is Dead.

Allegan, Mich. Dee. 1O.--..rs. West.
widow of the late Nathan West. died
last evening, in her SIND year. she
had been confined to her bed since
September with paralysis and broken
hin
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
ouarrsln. . Came 4,

Mineola, l.. e., &c. After
Christmas eve &C. gan ne Italian
was Monday C. ID dead he house
OF Angelo Gll4g..o here mother
short distarc moi wound
ed. The laser nld CT i a few
hundred feet from. he c table and
tainted. The police say Giniglio,
Rocco Taper and Philip ;ari quar-
relied over g card rame night and
charge thai GinigliC shot the other
two. Taper was cund il the house
with a bullet through his heart and
Mari was Shot twict in the back. he
crawled from the house 20 a street
car track before falnting. A passing
motorman saw him soon after day.
break. He was taken to a hospital
but refused whom revived to tell how
the quarrel sterted.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29

Charlotte, Mich, Dec. 2G.-Mrs. 4.
e. Rullson dropped dead Christmas
morning. She leaves husband and
seven sors
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
CANNOT Find WOMAN
Mysterious Female in Or. Sherman
Case Remains Concealed.
CATTLE CREEK IS SEARCHED.
Ne Post morrem us.u over Remains
OF Ur. SnN, ""-',--,sS.sasor 10 rnysr
plhs AT ner Dvor.

Marshall, Mica, zee. 26.-It has
Wan. VINO 44su Acre ven sduue4Iiy
about miun.snL rrIdsy nie..t, Nod
eomewnat GA larry praI.iCc auiO.Ae
HE tenilnene SEA. ine mS seerioas
Homan in the case who gave her Ia-4.e
- l.aIy SANTA. a. Last nan Street,
DAttie Nr~~.., e'A~S-l,Iy was not a. VI
Aherman resiuence, "IIn NIB fanny
Sbsk.4l lor neuIcal trea,.leLL a. Il
b'cloch a. n4en,. mrs. "~Iren rIA'
ron, who reS.aes tour doors west ~
khe Sherman residence, says tns-. .--e
woman raped at her duor aDou. -
R'clocK Friday n4gnt anu she ans"o.
"a the rap. The scraEger lnpuiI~. l~r
DIR. Sherman's res.ueAce, ana was ~
rected there by MIS-. FenIon.
To the pest of MRS. lemons recCr
lection the same woman aUo.L
wees ago Was at ner uOOr upoL 49,
same Mission. Ine puUilc IL o. e.
what inulSnant over .nUSe wnC -"
the WomaI al the SDer4Ldl hone
Nonversed with ASr and tnat with
Very suQQea ueaeA VI Lr. Sol. .t
Dhey ala nOo ko~p me woman, a s,r-
ger Ia town. SoA.e ADVANCE L4-e
lpry that tne strange "CD.-.a .-.
sherman unC~r 80 I4..DN Se aha
he eommitteu sA4C4de by t..4-ing POI
TAe authorities Leld no post
tenn. Mrs. AL an md da~g.ter
fived SunUa. from East Lra-.sG, ~. -,
and the funeral "A re ueIu JL.ay.
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29
GEORGE ". Belle
Practical and Experienced
= Auctioneer +
TAEiH. A1rCH

III you expect to have a saf0
thus fall or winter | am pre-
pared; to nttsnd 1t ON shora
notice and at q reasonable
price. Have had twenty-five
years or practical experiences.
It viii par you to see tho
old reliable auctioneel ana
get his price before engaging
an auctfoneer.
Orders lefs at the Exposition
Office viii receive prompt at
tention
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29

st. Petersburg, Dec. 25.-Direct
telegraphic communication with Mos
COW was severed Sunday night. Du,
the government succeeded IN resto"-
The Yale expositor., 1905-12-29

A splendid building lot on Main
street, Yale, between DR.. Pollock's and
Jas. McColl's residences.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-17
MEMORIAL TOWER TO GENERAL
ETHAN ALLEN.

DEDICATED AT BURLINGTON, August 10.
The farm owned by Eths" AIlen, upon
which he died IN February 1850, IL within
the limits Of the City OF Burlington. II
WAS purchased 10 1902 BY Hon W. J. Van
patten, who rendered 10 the Vermont S0-
ciety OF Sons OF American Revolution The
rocky ridge known AZ "indlan Rock ris-
Ing some 200 feet above the rest OF tho
farm, with about fifteen acres Of adjoining
land, valued At 5000, upon condition that
AZ Observation Tower, OF stone, should be
erected on the Rock, asa memorial to the
Vermont hero and patriot. The Society
accepted the offer, raised the needed funds
among Its members, and the tower ID lin
active process OF construction, II 10 q
massive structure, twenty -four feet square
at the base and forty feet Ia height, and
will remind travelled visitors Of the m 0nu-
tnsnt to Sir william Wallace, the Scottish
patriot, on Abbey Craig, at Sterling, Scot
land. IL commands wide panorama, COM
prising the full sweep Of the Adirondacks /;
the lake from Cumberland Head on the
Dofth to split-rock Mountain, Juniper H.
land and the Pour Brothers oa lbs south; ;
the valley Of the Winooski winding through
fertile ipterysIss; sod the u fesB Mountain
RAnxa on ths cas-, present. u visSs Of IN
sut passed beauty toward WY point Of
ths compass. The tower will b,s conspsc.
aeu, ~ Isc, from sbv lake and all The ear.
rsonolbs region, spd will n, sses testify
% thlr aua coming generations OF The pat
fioi,ln and reverence for The fouoders of
our Commonwealth, which animatss the
Vermont society OF sons Of tbe American
Revelation, snd is shared by all true Yer.
mnn,irs,
me .p,t Z. readily accessible By highway
rid bs uoiiry lire iiom Burlington.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-17
silver Bav CO Conference At Lake
George, July 2f-3i, 1905

At Silver BAY on l. ke Ge"rse occurred
some two vests ago q botAbls gathering o.
sou,s slx hundnd ,a1rg people. IL wa
the fourth sunn,r cynf.fels. of ths
YouBg Perpss hnsiIsfr moycHTu''
some four Years ago s50at 'ro hundfea
delegates r,Fttc;tins tie iead'ps mi i'sian'
arv societie- ID ih. bqit'd states snd Can.
sda AID many Christian ""rsrrs met 10
New York pitg ia plan hos - maze ih"lr
work more 4 etss sd frt.frscfius oae
result ~ ti,sif naodty eas tos sstsh'isb'
n,ent N ~. svsr ksV tonf'rsbce uas"r
rsa leadrrsi,.ptf The Young Peopies's ME-
sIonarg Movement.
Each year there bAs been a. Increased A.
tendance snd the teB' Il received hrs been
directly spparent 10 To. addsd effietenet of
The work Of ti,e hons churches frou which
the delegate. came
The aim of The Youtg Peoples kiss'on'
sry Aoyenebt 10 TO make known 70 al
young people The missionary pubileat'ont
and helps Of the various denomlnsIionsl
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-17
,oornlNn ANn looLlsa.

The salye lhaI l.als SiIhUut e rear 10 De-
Wtts Witch HAIL Save No remedy
Effects fueh rpeedy relief. IL draws out In
f.utpatior, ,soothes ,coois and hesls all cute,
bpfus and bruises. A safe eutefor Piiea
and akin diseases. Dewitts Ia the only
gepuiDe Witch Hazel saive. Beware of
couatefi.its. they are dangerous. Bold BY
A. IA. Peltibons Manchester Depot W.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-17

y, l.n, - 49, !.

Bf toHA NAStt ilENta.
~ & smef. uraum a0ued ssclt tAt SIMMER
dHy,
~ tosee ennst lt 10 ou the way.
Straight IN fs a sh be ~ild aifaf 70 hsi
ties
l.ty 8pws Tbs b "a pssot Gee 10 thef
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-17
.nnn TELEGRAP HERS
N EEDED

AnuuAllv, to Oh the pew po,i ions created by
Railroad and Tsleersnh Compares Weiwant
T0uso MHs snd LApifs % good bsbis TO
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-04
ONE-THrRD OF a PICTURE.

Curious Quest of the Owner of a Cor
reggie Fragment.
In a. private house in the west Of
London is a very beautiful picture, re-
puted to be by CorreGgio, and Of such
high quality that there is every rea-
son to believe it to he either by that
master or an excellent copy of one Of
his lost originals by Lodovico Carrac-
ci.
Although apparently complete pic
ture in itself, this exquisitely painted
figure of a beautiful woman. gazing
intently at a ring, IS only a third Of
the original picture, and the present
owner is endeayoring to trace the miss
ing parts in order to restore the work
to it's original condition.
A document attached to the back Of
the frame, and provided with a seal
with the inscription, "Quo Fata Vo-
can't" gives the curious history of this
picture. 1t reads:
1.-The Queen of Candidates, a King
of Lydia, with the Magic Ring Of
Gyges, by Correggio. 1t is part of a
larger picture which descended to three
brothers Of the name Of Moore. in
whose family it had long been, but
not being able to agree as to it's pos
session, it was cut into three parts.
This portion was purchased by An-
thony Lord Faversham, and from him
it came into the possession of his
daughter, the Hon. Frances King. wife
of John Bowater, ESQ.,. at whose de-
cease it was sold by auction in July,
1910, to Mr.. John Long, Of Woolwich."
Then follows in another handwrit-
ing: st remained in Mr.. Longs pos
session till his decease, and was pur-
chased by me at his auction, 9th Au-
gust, 1925" The signature is difficult
to decipher.
The present owner, NJ. w. Jacobs,
bought this interesting canvas four
years ago at the sale of the contents
Of "Thornleigh," Avenue road, West
Hill, Wandsworth, the house Of a Mr..
c.. II. Taylor.-LOndon Mail.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-04

Umbrellas are proverbially a hard
thing to keep, says the Illinois State
Journal. They have such q way of
making up with an absolute stranger
and walking away with him. No mat
ter how much man may be attached
to an umbrella, if it is not attached to
him with chain he may as we'll bid
it an affectionate farewell whenever he
puts it down in corner and turns
away to transact some business.
However, this rule, hard, fast and
infieXible as it is does not apply unless
the umbrella is new and shiny and
cost more than 80 cents at retail.
To keep an umbrella on down
through the years and have it on hand
to will to your grandchildren, select
one with a cracked handle and a hole
in the cover as large as a boilermaker's
hand. Then you can't lose it, or if you
do after repeated attempts a small boy
will be around at your door with it
in the morning claiming a reward for
his honesty.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-04
4z !zl J q ~ |uI'7|p
f'

whats the use of complaining
about things?" asked the comfortable
looking man. whats the use of max
ing life burden to every one around
you with incessant kicking? Does it
ever do any good? No, sir"
II don't know about that" disputed
the misunderstanding person. "If
we didn't make an occasional protest
when things go wrong I'd like to know
how we are ever going to get any re
forms"
"Fussing never does any good"
maintained the comfortable-lo looking
man. IF you want to see anybody
universally detested take a look at the
chronic kicker l tell you, my friend,
amiability counts. 1t counts at home,
in business and in all affairs of life"
tits the kicker who brings around
improved conditions Of things for the
rest Of us" said the dissatisfed-look-
ing person. "His motive may be self
ish, but we benefit by it nevertheless.
Then we show our gratitude by abus-
ing him. What Go you do yourself if
you go into restaurant and the wait
er is inattentive and your food is badly
cooked? Do you complain to the man
ager or do you not?"
II am glad you asked that question"
said the comfortabl looking man.
"That happened to me not week ago.
I waited nearly ten minutes before
waiter took my order, twenty minutes
before my dinner was brought to me
and then it was cold and the beef that
I ordered we'll done was rare. Did |
kick? No, sir, got up from the table
and presented my card at the cashiers
deck. / said, pleasantly, L, Of course,
decline to pay for uneatable food,
which is the sort that has been served
to me. II you wish to recover by proc
ess Of law, there is my name and adj
dress. If you prefer to call the police
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American Baby Surrounded with Lux.
uries from Every Distant Cline.

American Baby Surrounded with Lux
uries from Every Distant Cline.
The baby sat in his buggy, with an
Afghan made Of SaXony over his lap,
a fez on his head, while his shoes of
Morocco peeped out from the cover
ings. Under his buggy was a Smyrna
rug, while his tippet of Astrakan lay
close by. A faint odor Of cologne en-
anated from his garments as he waved
his hands at reflection of himself
in a French mirror. This reflection the
baby regarded as cousin German of
himself, and, as true Bohemian, he
offered to share his bottle with the
other baby.
His underclothes were Of Egyptian
wool, his dress of India linen, his kerr
chief of China silk; the fur on his
storm coat was Of Tibet, while a Jap
anese chrysanthemum and a Siberian
crabapple lay just out of his reach.
The lace on his gokn was Irish point,
his socks were of Spanish merino
His mother was finishing her dinner
of Sicilian olives and Turkey, Of which
she would give the baby none on ac-