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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08

Some fine looking straWDerrles were
displayed from the Linn county booth
at the Lewis and Clark fair on the
opening day, OF the Exposition, and
as an easterner passed by the exhibit he
remarked;
"These berries suppose are from
Hood River
Judge Stewart Of Albany was in charge
of the Linn county exhibit at the time,
and he was telling the joke when in
Hood River last Friday. "Why," said
he, ~ was mad enough to fight, when
the stranger mistook those berries for
Hood River product"
But the judge saw the humor OF it
afterward, and is now more determined
than ever that his county shall win that
$1,000 prize for the best county exhibit
at the exposition. Joe Cannon, after
looking over the county exhibits, re-
marked that the Linn exhibit looked
better than anything he had seen at the
fair.
Judge Stewart was in Hood River in
company with Rev. and Mrs. W. p.
White OF the United Presbyterian church
at Albany and Mrs. Gibson, wife OF
Jne pastor Ol Tue bTHnu avenue CHuTCH
OF Portland, who were here as a recep-
tion committee on behalf OF the United
Presbyterians Of Oregon to welcome
delegation OF Eastern people on their
way to Albany to attend a national con-
venton Of the woman's general mission.
ary society of the United Presbyterian
church OF North America, which con-
vention convened at Albany on Monday
OF this week.
Judge Stewart says he was In this Sec
tion OF Oregon once before. That was
in 1865, when he passed here aboard
fiat boat on the Columbia. He made
the overland trip from Iowa and settled
in Linn county, which has been his
home since then.
Last June, Mr.. Stewart was elected
county Judge on the democratic ticket in
one Of the strongest republican counties
in the state. Albany and Linn county
he says are receiving their share OF the
eastern immigration. He is acquainted
with Sam HARRISON, having sold him
the farm which he now owns. Mr..
HARRISON has just completed very fine
dwelling, and is prospering in the
Willamette valley.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
Advertised Letter List.
MAY q.

sLettitia Il. Burns, Mrs, A. b. Cau-
peard, Mrs. +. M. Cole, Mary Hood,
Mrs. N. j. Long, Clara Nelson, Chile
N. Byouri, w. A. Brobst,
John Burlingame, Waverly Calvin, j.
9. Crabb, Wm. Davis, A. Il. Gillett,
II. l.. johnson, +. ID. Kenett, 4. o.
Leland, II. S. Maynard, John Meyers,
Bafforo Rfele a., T. Saski Jap, Mrs.
c. Smith, Peak Stein.
w. NJ. YATES. z NJ
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08

Someday you will get a bad scare,
when'you feel pain in your 5owels,
and fear appendicitis. Safety lies in
DIR. Kings New Life Pills, sure cure,
for all bowel and stomach diseases such
as headache, biliousness; costiveness,
etc. Guaranteed at G. N. Clarke's drug
store, only Doc. Try them.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08

position, and the transformation that
took place OH the grounds and buildings
was marvellous. In a single hour half
mile of railroad track was removed from
the ground, and a few hours later the
rough road where the track ran was
smoothed off and rolled hard.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
state Of oregon, County Of waSco. IS:

state Of oregon, County Of WaSco, IS:
|, +. q. Rlanchar, cashier OF the above
named bank, do Solemnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best OF my
knowledge and belief
+, o, BLANCHAR, Cashier
CORRECT, Attest; f. :, Stanley, Il. Smith,
j, c. AinSworth, Directors.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 5th
day of June, 1906
V, c. BROCK, Notary Public.
For state of Oregon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
Finds Business Men a Nice Lot.

f. D. Van Dersal, Remington Type
writer representative who was in the
city last Saturday, says he finds Hood
River one of the liveliest little cities in
the state. 81 like your city very much, ;"
said Mr.. Van Dersal "rhe business
men are all so courteous, and they APP
pear to be younger than the average
business men in other citiee They are
rustlers, | can say, and they all appear
to be enjoying prosperous trade"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
Berry Growers

We want to handle your strawber.
ries and other produce, for we are in
position to get YOU the best prices.
Write us. A. D. FLOWERS & Co,
Seattle, Wash,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08

The laxative effect of Chamberlain's s
Stomach and Liver Tablets is so agree
able and so natural that you do not re.
allze it is the affect of u medicine. For
sale by Williams Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
If in a kind Of a bilious mood,
You wish an aid to digest food,
No other pill Is halt so good

As DeWltts Little Early Risers.
The Famous Little Pills Early Risers
cure Constipation, Sick Head ache,
Biliousness, etc. They never gripe or
sicken, but impart early rising energy.
Good for children or adults. Sold 10y
q L. Williims.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
Examination for Forestry Service.

Adolph Aschoff, supervisor of the
north half of the Cascade forest reserve,
announces that civil service examina-
tions for the position of forest ranger in
the forest service, department of agricul.
ture will be held at, Hood River, Oregon,
August TO IL, 1905.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08

Five hundred men worked night and
day during the last few days proceeding
the opening Of the Lewis and Clark Ex.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08

See Frohn & Heaton on the heights
for nice, dry l6.inch stove wood.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
EVERY FARMER

In Hood River Valley needs to good tools the best is
not too good for him. am prepared to supply
all your needs in
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-06-08
REPORT OF THE CONDITION Oh
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK

AT HOOD RIVER IN THE STATE OF
OREGON, AT THE CLOSE OF BUSI-
NESS MAY, %, 1908.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
Freak Legislation.

From the Topeka Herald.
~ looking over the workings Of the
different Legislatures that are I'm ses-
sion, so far as they have gone. one is
compelled TO drop into different shades
or reverie. The time was when TO the
West an the widest kind Of legislation
was attributed Nothing was too
freakish or ridiculous for IL 10 under-
take, and Kansas has had it's fun
share Of such notoriety. But these
vagaries Of craftsmanship are no longer
confined TO "a particular section. Per-
haps they never We're. From Maine to
Mexico there are men In the Iegisla-
lures who draw attention TO themselves
because Of their freakish advocacy Of
measures that would, If enacted, confer
no possible beneiit upon any one. In
such cases results are never studied.
The author Of the measure believes in
its efficacy. That is enough.
To so into details by way OF illus
tration would be neither possible nor
desirable. A few may be mentioned.
however. One bill is introduced to tax
bachelors. This is done for the pur-
pose Of increasing matrlmony. In the
same session another man has a bin
wherein candidates for matrimony shall
be subject to certain tests ON examina-
tion before being allowed a license 10
marry. This is not done for the pur-
pose of discouraging matrimony. but II
has that effect, over In Wisconsin
they are talking OF lcgislating against
the use Of cornshreders. Statistics
1 have been prepared at the University
1 ishowing that the cornshreder does
more injury than Il does good. II
mains more people than do the rail-
roads and II its use were abolished al
together the loss would be less thar
the destruction IL is bringing by MAIN
Ing and disabling people for life. The
threshing machine. the binder. the
mower and various other labor saw
Ing devices are often dangerous. and
they, perhaps, In time will come under
the legislative ban and be deoreed az
too dangerous for human use. Tn,
president Of the State Hortiouitura
Society OF New Jersey wants a Law
passed TO kill of the robins because
They are foes TO fruits and berries. and
he also wants our Government 10 ad.
nit Chinese coolies 10 supply IN,
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
CAUGHT AT RANDOM

Battles are fought for the purpose of
making scraps of history.
An old bachelor says that II a man
doesn't know Of any reason why he
shouldn't marry all he has to do Is TO
attend his own wedding and he'll soon
discover one.
Out Of every three persons struck by
lightning two recover.
Still life-In the moenshine district.
It is better to reform than go to
jail,
Binks-"The doctor just told me
that IL I wanted TO live ] would have
to seek a change of climate"
Dinks-"He was pretty honest in ad-
mitting that he was killing you"
The eat doesn't think that bird i'm
the hat is worth two birds in the
bush.
Millions of Hindoos live, marry, and
rear families on an income which rare
ly exceeds a couple of shllings a week
They never eat meat and need little
clothing.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26

deficiency in farm labor. The fight
against the robins, Il may be said, is
considered a hopeless one in New Jer-
sey. Governor Cummins, Of Iowa, has
received a letter from a man In Coium-
bus o., asking him 10 have law
passed making it felony 70 present
Uncle TOMS Cabin" because, De says,
IL does an injustice 10 the South. 4 is
not intimated that the gentleman is
q descendant Of Rip Van Wrinkle, but
he shows an indication Of having had
an overdose Of sleep. The prosecuting
attorney Of Morlden, Conn, has a bin
establishing the whipping post for wife
beaters; Mr Tubbs, OF Missouri has a
bin TO prevent the acceptance Of tips
by walters and Kansas school teachers
demand legislation to have the SCHOOL,
house provided with green shades and
lace window curtains in order that the
sight and health Of the pupils may be
preserved. Senator Smiths bill for
ten-year marriage is sufficiently well
known.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
WITH THE WITS

A Senator'S wife who is entertaining the
pretty daughter Of one Of her husbands
constituents made her way into the circle
surrounding senator Fairbanks at a large
reception the other night.
I'm introduce yon to the Viee-President
elect" she said TO the girl, and she MUIR
INJURED her name into his right ear as an
other name was being murmured into his
left car. Without turning his head the
e-President-elect put out his right
hand and mechanically shook the hand Of
the pretty girl.
Come" whispered the older woman.
hoping the girl would consider the pres
entation ceremony completed. "You got
his hand anyway"
But the girl wasn't a politician and she
didn't attach any importance to shaking
hands with a statesman.
Il don't care anything about his hand"
she said, still holding on TO thai passive
members i want his eye"
John sharp Williams, the Democratic
leader Of the house was besieged on Sat
urday by reporters who wanted 10 md
out # he really intends TO resign his lead
ership. Mr. Williams would not tell. He
said 10 everybodyi Nobody but myself
knows why want that Democratic eau
Gus and nobody will know until / go to
the caucus"
Late in the afternoon he thawed out a
Bit He called two or three of his news
paper friends, who had been reproaching
him for being secretiye, and said; Boys.
have decided TO oonfide in you. 1 called
that caucus for the purpose Of advocating
a return to governments by consuls, UNI
der which system the Roman republic
prospered for a thousand years"
Nobody bothered him after that.
Representative William Alden Smith OF
Michigan, made a speech few days ago
at banquet in Detroit where there were
unlimited supplies of champagne. Smith
looked around at the forest Of bottles on
the tables and said: "Out in my town.
Grand Rapids, we are fighting for water
and can't get it. Here in Detroit. where
you have all the water there is. apparent
ly you don't use it,"
Il would like to find Senator Bikins %
said a visitor to the Capitol
"BillSinsY said the attendant. "Rn-
kinsT guess you mean Elkins, don't
your
The man did and found him. Later the
story got down to the Senate oloakroom
mot so bad" said one Of the Admin
istration Senators, when you conslde,
the attitude Of Elkins on the railroad-rate
legislation business"
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
READABLE RHYMES
RaIIade Of NonInterferenoe.

ballduc OF NOnlnhefTeFcnCes
Don't try 10 open the other mans eyes;
Never insist upon guiding his feet;
Always be careful just how you advise;
That is the part OF a person discreet.
lie may be careless and you may be
neat,
You hard worker and he a mere drone;
None of us, though, is entirely complete.
II the mans satisfied let him alone,
Though you consider his diet unwise,
Wonder and grieve at the things that
he'll eat
You may discover with pain and surprise
What is your poison may be TO him
meat.
lie may be cold when you're feeling the
heat,
Hot he may be when you're cold as a
stone,
Bitter 10 you to his taste may be sweet
II the mans satisfied let him alone.
II he's content with the bargain he buys
why should you show him the thing is a
cheat
Let him believe these impossible lies,
Go on his way in his foolish conceit.
You can't protect all the lambkins that
bleat
II you attend 10 affairs OF your own.
What II he does take a flyer in wheat
II he mans satisfied let him alone.
L'ENVOI.
Prince, my poor way you may easily beat.
Ways that are better are readily shown;
Yet you'h excuse IL again repeat,
II the mans satisie' set him alone.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
EDITORIAL OPINION
A Nulsanes officer.

From tho Washington Post
Frederick Law Olmstead, the noted ad-
vooa,e of civic improvement calls atten-
tion 10 the ono great weakness in the
movement now general over She country
for the suppression Of nulsanoes. 1t is
eyerybody's business, he points ont, and,
notoriously, what is eyorybody's business
is nobodys business. Nuisanees in them-
selves are the most easily suppressed Of
fences on earth. There rs always a hearty,
even intense, protest against them on the
part of the great majority. The courts are
ever ready TO impose the penalty OF the
law. The dihculty Is 30 get the offender,
whether q person or a corporation, into
court. In most cases II would not be nec-
essary 90 appeal to the courts. The mere
knowledge that such an appeal was cer-
tain in the event that the nuisance was
not promptly abated would be sufficient
10 put an end 10 IL.
We are all too much engaged IN our
own affairs 10 turn aside and devote suf-
fcicnt time and energy to this particular
end. The remedy lies, Mr.. Olmstead sug-
gests In the appointment OF some one po-
liceman, or health officer. or private citi-
zen to the sole and exclusive duty of rid
ding the city of nuisancos This officer
could receive complaints and investigate
them. serve notices of abatement, and fol-
low them up. carrying the stubborn cases
into court In a short time il would be
found that merely the serving of a notice
would be found to accomplish the desired
result.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
SOCIETIES VS.. HOME.

THE Chester Times in commenting
= on the numerous lodFes and secret
societies in that city urges consolida-
ton and strengthening instead of the
constant addition OF new societies.
hester already has more than fifty
II these Organizations and the Times
contends thai If the fathers and
mothers Of Chester and Delaware
county continue 10 join secret societies
and attenl All Of the meetings they
viii never have any evenings to spend
at home.
The objection is also urged as to the
great additional cost TO the members
OF numerous small lodges over a few
strong ones.
The lodges and beneficial societies
All want in the lives Of many peo-
pie; the social features help TO round
out their lives. the beneficial features
save many an unfortunate member
from suffering, but all OF these should
not take the men and women OF Della
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
EDITORIAL NOTES

The great majority Of homicides, not
only here, but in other large cities OF
the United States, are due directly 10
the ever-ready pistol. Give US phe most
stringent law practicabo for the cure
0f this great evil. Make the penalty
so severe that even tha most hardened
criminals viii hesitate when tempted
20 disregard this law.-Chicago Even
ing Post.
Representative Tubbs, OF Missouri,
has introduced a hin in the Legislature
Of that State, maSiLg ii misdenieanor
to Tip" a walter. Mr. Tubbs. Ike a
great many other people. evidently
lacks the tOuraVs 10 face the walters
expectancy. Their case is sad, but II
Is rather foolish to ask the State to
come to their asslstanee.-New York
Tribune.
II the Mormon Church chooses to
continue to set np separate s0ver-
eighty of its own the government
should accept the challenge ana edopt
laws which wiz effectually deprive the
MormOns Of the contr0l of the affairs
OF the Stale IN the interest 0f the
church. New Orleans Times. Demo-
orat.
The Department OF Commerce and
the Interstate Commerce Commission
complain that they have not funds TO
make their investigations of the trusts.
They should turn the question over 20
some Old Ladies' Home, where money
is not needed as an Incentive 10 invFs-
tigation-Staunton CVa.) Argus.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
EXIT DEADLOCK.

THE state Of Delaware needed leg
4 islation. The city OF Wilmington
needed legislation. A number Of pub
Die bodies were waiting to ask for the
enactment Of laws. The Senate had
been tied up since January s-over
three weeks. The ambition Of one
man had paralyzed the machinery OF
State. Under these conditions the
Regulars considered that they were
justihed IN giving in and organizing
the Senate. They wanted TO do those
things they were elected for-they arc
now ready
Are the proposed laws ready for tn,
action Of the Legislation.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26

.TAT1TH the storm over and the SEN
w ate organized the next import
ant event is the Board Of Trade dinner
tomorrow night. From what we can
learn, the object of the dinner is pri-
marily TO cultivate friendly relations
with the lawmakers Of Delaware. IT
is a very good idea 10 let the legisla-
tors get a little better acquainted with
the city OF Wilmington and its people,
Some Of them know that Wilmington
casts about 1900 votes and New
Castle county about $4,000, but they
are not as well informed as TO the needs
Of the city and county as they should
be.
The tension that has existed at Do
yer has passed away; the conmittees
are an appointed-the dinner should be
a success. Are you going?
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
THURSDAY, IANuARy 90 1905.
STREET PAVING.

THE proposition 10 send a bill to
i Dover which, if passed by the
Legislature would authorize the street
and Sewer Department to assess two
thirds Of the cost Of all street paving
on the adjoining properties brings up
a question which is Of great import
ance to the people Of Wilmington.
We an want to see improved streets
and they are absolutely necessary
where the owners Of the adjoining
properties have erected homes for our
people. We cannot expect the owners
or occupants Of the new houses erected
on the streets that are far worse than
unimproved country roads after a
spring thaw. to be satisfied with exist
ing conditions. In some Of the new
portions of the town something must
be done and the question is how 70 do
it.
II is impossible for the Street and
sewer Department to improve one
fourth Of these streets with the limited
appropriation they now have. II
is likewise impossible 10 get the ap-
proval Of a majority Of our citizens for
a bond issue 70 allow the Board 10
take up the subject in a broad and
comprehensive manner
What then can be done2 Would the
assessment Of one-third Of the cost Of
an improved street counting only the
number Of square feet Immediately in
front Of the property, iniure or inn
prove the sale Of such property? This
question is more important (. to the
people Of the ninth and Eleventh
wards than that Of good roads TO
many Of our rural districts.
It should be fully discussed before the
bin goes 10 Dover.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
CURE YOUR KIDNEYS.
Do Not Endanser Life and Health
When a Cure is so Easy.


Why will people continue to suffer
the agonies Of kidney complaint
backache, urinary disorders. lameness
and stiffness in the back, why allow
themselves to become chronic invalids.
when a certain cure Is offered them ?
poan's Kidney Pills is the remedy TO
use because 1t gives to the kidnevs
the help they need to perform their
work That Doan's Kidney Pills cure
and cure permanently is proved in a
Wilmington's citizens statement.
II you have any, even one, OF the
numerous symptoms of kidney dis
eases, cure yourself now before dla-
betes, dropsy or Brights disease sets
in. Read this testimony.
( Q. p. Davis, retired business man.
/ OF 1900 West Fourth street. Whining
ton. Del, says; "As have already
stated in a testimonial given in 1897.
| Doan's Kidney Pills procured at Dam
forth's drug store, relieved me of a
great deal Of suffering from kidney
trouble. The principal symptom was
a dull heavy aching pain across the
small OF my back, and the kidney Sc
cretions were too frequent and often
accompanied with a painful burning
sensation. Doan's Kidney Pills SO
promptly relieved me Of these troubles
that / did not hesitate 10 recommend
them. Now after a lapse OF seven
years, I can confirm my previous testi-
mony and state that A have had no
reason to change my opinion of Doan's
Kidney Pills and endorse them Just as
strongly as / did In 1897"
For sale by all dealers. Price 5O
cents. Foster Miiburn co. Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other,
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
PINEHuRsT, N. c.
Lew-rste Personally Conducted Tours
Via Pennsylvania Railroad.

LcNrrete personally Conducted Toure
Via Pennsylvania Railroad.
For the benefit of those desiring to
visit Pinehurst, n. c., during the
height of the social and golf season.
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
has inaugurated a series of personally
conducted tours to this attractive mid
South resort.
Two tours will run this season. leay-
ing New York, Philadelphia. Baltimore
and Washington, February 10 and
March 81, by special train. The rates
for these tours, including railway
transportation in both directions. Pull
man berth, and meals in dining car
on going trip only, and three days
board at the Hotel Carolina, win be.
New York, $500; Philadelphia, $1,000;
Baltimore and Washington, $1,000. Pro-
portiOnate rates from other points.
For tickets, itineraries. and other in
formation, apply 10 ticket agents. or
TO Geo. w. Boyd, General Passenger
Agent. Broad Street Station, Phla-
delphia.
Evening journal., 1905-01-26
cLEAR lie CROSSINGS.

THE Street ana Sewer Department
i should put at least one hundred
men al work clearing the street cross
.ings.
The property holder clears the drifts
from the pavement, or he should be
made to, and when he observes the
law he looks for the Department to do
its part in clearing off the crossings,
After being storm bound for a day and
night the people win want TO get to and
from the stores and markets without
having trouble at the street crossings
this applies to all Of the thickly set
tied portions Of our city, not Market
street alone IN this work Of clearing
the crossings the city should be aided
by the trolley lines wherever they have
thrown the snow up and made the work
more dimcult.
Cooperation IN this would soon do
away with all cause Of complaint.
IAN day long the gusty North winds
bore
The loosening drift its breath before"
It would have been enjoyable could
we have experienced 1t under the con-
ditions described in Whttler's poem,
but for the busy throng Of workers
and toiers who must press through the
blizzard from the shop TO the home,
even when the trolleys cannot run, it
was a grim, serious reality. Even
strong men paused and took shelter
IN the lee Of buildings hoping that a
car might be started on their llne-but
with a bright, glorious day following
and the cars running the storm is only
a thing Of the past, a vivid experience