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The San Francisco call., 1905-06-11
TRIES TO BREAK INTO SAFE
IN PACIFIC-STREET SALOOl
William Straube Caught In the Act by
Bartender, Who Gives Alarm
I,eadfup IN


When Charles Bayer, bartender in
John Jauch's saloon, 634 Pacific street,
opened the saloon shortly before 5
o'clock yesterday morning he was sur
prised to discover a man trying to open
the safe. The man ran upstairs and
Bayer gave an alarm.
Policemen Skain and Ward and Spe-
cial Officer Daggett ran to the saloon.
They found that the combination of the
safe had been knocked off with a
hatchet. which was lying beside it. The
till had been forced open and it's con-
tents, S5 cents, stolen. Entrance had
been effected by cutting a hole in the
rear door.
The officers went upstairs and ar
rested William Straube and booked him
at the City Prison on a charge of bur-
glary Bayer identified him as the man
he had seen in the salono. Straube per-
tended to be drunk and not to know
what he was doing. In the safe was
$50 in gold and lot of jewelry be-
longing to the proprietor of the saloon.
William H. Strowbridge, 534 Eddy
street, reported to the police yesterday
that his room had been entered, his
trunk forced open and diamand screw
stud, valued at $125. stolen. There was
other jewelry in the trunk. but it was
not touched.
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He would be most. happy to turn the
cuIprit over to any executioner the
court might appoint.
Patrolman Koegel. humane man
and a crack shot at any number of
PAGES less than a mile, was there and
then commissioned to take the con-
demned dog to such place as he might
select and fire into its body sufficient
lead to end it's earthly tenure. He was
further instructed that the execution
must be performed before sundown of
that day.
AT request of Mrs. Deneavi the Judge
ordered. also. that the dog be done to
death in the presence of herself and the
child 1t had bitten, as she had reason to
believe that prevention OF hydrophobia
would not be perfectly assured unless
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her offspring saw with his own eyes
that the brute was dead. Then the po-
iceman went forth to slay.
James O'Brien's physical inability to
appear in court against Samuel Cohn, by
whom he was shot one day about six
weeks ago on Van Ness avenue, COM
PEELED Judge Mogan TO postpone Mr.
Cohn's arraignment another week.
O'Brien's refusal TO give Cohn a sum of
$500 in payment for his alleged alienation
Of Mrs. Cohn's affections was the cause
of the shooting. and O'Brien has since
been confined to a hospital, with his
chances OF recovery fuctuating. Cohn
fired two bullets from a 22-caliber pistol.
and one OF them penetrated O'Brien's
BRAIN
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KNIGHTS OF ROYAL ARCH
READY FOR THEIR PICNIC
Shell Mound Park VIII BE the Scene
of the Lively Festivities This
Afternoou

The fourth annual picnic of the
knights of the Royal Arch will be held
to-day at Shell Mound Park. Special
boats will be run to the scene of .mer-
ry-making, the first leaving this city at
10 o'clock. The knights and their
friends will make merry till Z o'clock,
when they will leave the park on a
special boat. The knights held par
ade last night, which was headed by
the Eagles drum corps and eighteen
automobiles. The following commit
tees will have charge of the picnic:
Executive committee. L. Hergert.
chairman; Luke Marisch. secretary: E.
l. Wagner, treasurer; David Berker, l.
II. Spiro. w. H. Westerfeld, J. W. Mil
Ter. F. G. Roney. Chairman of recep-
ton committee. Theodore Lunstedt.
Chairman of order committee. Frank
Shannon.
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Hurt In a Runaway.

Roy Hanson. a laundry wagon driver,
whose home is at II Waller street, was
seriously hurt in a runaway last night.
His horse ran away at Fillmore and
Greenwich streets. Hanson became en-
tangled in the lines and was dragged
a considerable distance. His right leg
was broken and his body badly cut
and bruised.
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GRADES ARE INSPEcTED.-commissf
ers Of Works Aigeltinger and Eagan yester-
Cay made visit OF inspection OF the grades
a. Sixth and Hubbeil streets. Objections have
been made TO the proposed change Of grades
al the point named and the commissioners
desired to acquaint themselves with the con-
ditons before taking any action.
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STARTER OF RUZNPU0
MAKES GOOD ESCAPE
Anclent Mischief Maker Eludes Pah~oI-
man Who Arrests Trio He Pyoyoked.
RepysAennbilIV Of "But1ng In" Forms
Test toy HomlW BY Dlagzsuate.
BY JAMES G. CRAWFORD.

Nobody knew the old man who started
and developed the trouble and disap-
peared after E. Davelle's nose had been
broken by John Clancy's fist and Frank
Brady's nose had been skinned by E.
Pavelle's knuckles, and Michael Hooley
had punched E. Davelle's jaw and Pa
troiman Jack" O'Shea had arrested
Messrs. Brady, Clancy and Hooley on
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place as she desired, but that promise
was not fulfilled. Hence her appeal to
the court.
Before responding to it. the Judge
consulted the statutes, as he questioned
his authority to order that property be
destroyed, but all doubt on that point
was removed by the owner of the ca
nine then under consideration express
ing a willingness that 1t should be ia
tally punished. Indeed, the animal
would have been killed the day of it's
offense If his wife or himself, instead of
his mother-in-law. had been Informed
OF what 1t had done to earn such fate.
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Thiexe. Ger in work.

The house of f. II. Eckinworth at
1903 Leavenworth street was entered
yesterday afternoon and a suit of
clothes and sweater were stolen. Police
Officer T. Kelley found the clothes
beside the building when making an in
veStigation.
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LEG BROKEN By FALL-James E. Marks
a shipwright, residing at 1858 Twenty-fourth
street fell IN front Of a Mission street car
yesterday he attempted board Il and
his leg wes broken He was taken 10 the
Emergency Hospital.
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FALLS FROM BUILDING. Bow.
son. a carpenter living at 235 Natoma street
yesterday. receiving a sprained back and 4
confusion of the foot.
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Photographic war. Our finest platno Paris
panels, So per dozen: cabinets 81 per Dozen
Imperial Studio. T44 Market street.
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Trapper's OIL cures rheumatism and neuralgia
druggists. soc flask. RICHARDS & Co. .4o6 Clay
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Get your printing now. before the strike.
Edward Knowles Co. "a Second street.
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DR.. Decker. dentist. SOS Market specta Il,
Cotton gas for painless extraction Of teeth
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B.F.stoll. dentist: Haight & Masonic av..
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Mrs. Frankiska Ebling. wife Of Henry
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
How to Cook a Prairie Dinner.

Suppose you start on a trip across
the mountains. You have plenty of
grub" but you accidentally left your
cooking %untensils behind. Not a dutch
oven, not a fry-pan, not a tin plate,
even a tomato can. Do you suppose
for a moment I would sit down on that
sack of flour and starve? Not quite.
Build a big fire, and when it gets
low shove a lot of clean old spuds I'M
der the Goals. If you have fresh meat
the way is clear for broiling. If not,
slice your bacon, impale it on a stout
switch, and when your spuds are done
break them open and allow the good
old bacon grease to drop on them as
1t broils on the end of that stick. You
want coffee. Rip the Jacket off that
canteen, bring the water to a boil fun
mel your coffee in and you have coffee
But how about the bread? No pan to
mix the dough in, no article in which
to bake the bread. You don't like
~ash-cakes? All right. Just mix your
baking powder carefully in the top OF
the sack; form the flour into a funnel
shape; pour in very little water at a
time; don't be afraid Of getting your
fingers balled up; mix that dough
right there, and when it is the desir-
ed consistency roll it out like a snake.
Cut a cane from any old thing, wrap
this snake-shape piece of dough
around it in a long coil, turn it before
the fire until it is good and brown and
you will have finer bread than grand
ma ever made.
If the average Arizona prospector
can't take care of himself when he has
plenty of raw grub, it is strange
"Mescal'' in Tombstone Epitaph.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
The Old Faith.

"Thus saith the Lord; Stand We in the
ways and see, and look for the old paths,
where is the good way, n walk therein,
and We shal find rest for your souls
jeremiah vi, is.
As a man who is travel weary, as a man
who is travel worn.
Who carries anew the calling loads he
over the road has borne
Who carries anew each burden when
counting them Ger alone,
While trudging his way through bog and
fen and stumbling on bruising stone,
AS a man who Is travel weary remembers
the first fair way
So a man goes back to the simple faith
that was all his W one day.
The simple faith he cherished; the faith
in the grass and sky
The faith that he held in innocence with
never a doubling "Why?'-
When valley n hill and forest and
everything hat Is
Was wondrously rich with a breathing
truth; and all Of that truth was his;
When twilight and dawn were peaceful.
and his were the dreaming stars
The faith tina he held unconsciousiy ere
ever his soul had scars.
AS q man who is travel weary, he stands
on a lonely height,
longingly looks at the stretching
way that ends In the fading light
yeafns for the pleasant pathways
tas once he sought out their end
as one does a faithful friend.
He turns to the u-nforgotten. h years
wien he wrought no wrong
And seeks for the faith that once was hiu
w, n. b. a Chiee6o 1fj6nne.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
Women Physicians for Lunatlcs.

One of the most famous OF German
physicians for the treatment of mental
diseases, Prof. Ludwig, is earnestly
advocating the employment OF women
physicians in lunatic asylums. After
years of investigation he has come to
the conclusion that the insane are Pc
culiarly susceptible to a woman's pres
ence and influence, not only the Wo-
men. but the men as well. He says
he has been instrumental in obtaining
The admission Of one woman pnysl-
clan to an asylum for women in South
Germany, and the results are simply
phenomenal. The women are more
tractable. Ludwig is certain that in a
short time no men physicians will be
employed in female lunatic asylums.
His opinion is supported in large meas
ure by another eminent authority, DR..
Krapelin.-New York World.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
La Grippe is Epidemic Catarrh.

r T spares no class or nationality. The
l. cultured and the ignorant, the aristo-
crat and the pauper, the masses and the
classes are alike subject to la grippe. None
are exempt-all are liable.
Grip is well named. The original French
term, la grippe, has been shortened blythe
busy American to read grip"
Without intending to do SO, a new word
has been coined that exactly describes the
case. As if some hideous giant with awful
grip had clutched us in its fatal clasp.
Men, women, children, whole towns and
cities are caught in the baneful grip of a
terrible monster.
Have you the grip? Or, rather, has the
grip got you? If so, read the following
letters.
These testimonials speak for themselves
as to the efficacy of Peruna in cases OF la
grippe or it's after-efects:
a Southern Judge Cured.
Judge Horatio j. Goss, Hartwell, Ga,
writes:
"Some FIVE or six years ago l had a very
severe spell of grip which left me with sys-
temic catarrh.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
yellow Fever on Isthmus.

Washington. -Unoficial advices
from representatives of the govern
ment in the canal zone, dated at the
end Of the first week in January, are
to the effect that while the current
reports as to the prevalence of yellow
fever on the isthmus are exaggerated
the pest does exist and some appre-
hension is expressedthat lift continues
to spread there will be an exodus OF
the canal builders.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
JOKE NOT ON BURGLARS.
But the Trap Set for Them Was a
Splendid Success,


There had been a number Of bur
~Claries in the neighborhood, and the
.oung electrician thought it would be
b great thing for him If he could catch
the thieves.
Late tonight when you come In"
he said to his father, you must leave
your key in the door. That will be
the bait"
The old gentleman nodded.
81 will have a wire strung s. that
the key may be charged with electri-
CITY," the young electrician went on.
THAT will be the hook"
The old gentleman rubbed his hands
and nodded again.
Between the bait and the hook we
will land some of these providers to-
hight" the young electrician asserted.
That night the old gentleman went
to his club. The young electrician
strung his wire and waited. The po-
liceman on the beat stopped at the
basement entrance just to get a bite"
and see that no one had run away
with the cook. The young electrician
became tired waiting and began ex-
p~erimenting with his wire and the
battery.
The old gentleman came from the
club in a cab a little before midnight.
The cabman had been there before"
and he solicitously inquired if he
should find the keyhole for the old
gentleman.
The old gentleman thought 1t
would be a good plan.
AS the cabman turned a back SOM
ersault over the railing Of the front
porch he kicked the old gentleman in
the stomach and knocked him down
the steps. He also gave a yell that
could be heard eight blocks and land
ed on the neck of the policeman, who
was just backing away from the base
ment door with a piece Of pie in his
mouth.
1t spoiled the pie. And the old gem
tleman was arrested and fined for as
saulting an officer who was engaged
in the discharge of his duty.
The burglars are still busy.-New
York Press.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
HE CordIaI Indorsement.

One of the stories attributed to
Bishop Potter concerns a young and
inexperienced clergyman who had
Just been called to a city charge. AT
the end of the first month his salary
was paid by a check, and he took it to
the bank and passed it in at the pay
ing teller's window. That official
looked at it and then passed it back.
Its perfectly good he said, but
will have to ask you to indorse it."
The young clergyman took his pen
and wrote across the face of the
check, 81 respectfully subscribe to the
sentiments herein expressed."-New
York Times.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
For His Satanic Majesty.

A few nights ago Edwin Markham
WAS in the window of an apartment
house overlooking Greeley square, at
Broadway and Thirty-third street,
when the after-theater crowd was in
it's merriest mood. After listening to
The incessant roar and watching the
whirling crowd for a few moments
Markham turned to a friend and said:l
s'Well if there is anything the devil
omitted to get into his makeup box he
IAN find it here."-New York Times.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
Hnw,a TIiis1

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured BY
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O..
We. The undersigned, have known FL
Cheney for the last / years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
lions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, 0,
WALDINe, GILMAN Il MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Q.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally act
Ing directly upon the blood and mucoussur-
faces of the system. Testimonials sent Tree
Price. Use. PEI bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

"a friend advised me to try your Pc
runa, which | did, and was Immediately
benefited and cured. The third bottle COM
pleted the cure."-H. j. Goss.
Cured in a Few Weeks.
Miss Jean Cowgirl, Griswold Opera
House, Troy, N. Y, is the leading lady
with the Aubrey Stock Co. She writes
the following:
During the past winter of 1901, I suf-
fered for several weeks from a severe at
tack of grip, which left a serious catarrhal
condition of the throat and head.
Some one suggested Peruna. AS a last
resort, after wasting much time and money
on physicians, l tried the remedy faith
fully, and in a few weeks was as well as
ever."-Jean Cowgirl.
Saved by Pe-ru-na.
Hon. James r. GULL is one of the Oldest
and most esteemed men of Omaha, Neb.
He has done much to make it what it Is,
serving on public boards a number of times.
He endorses Peruna in the following
words:
81 am 6S years old, am hale and hearty
and Peruna has helped me attain it. Two
years ago 1 had la ~grippe-my life was de-
SPARED of. Peruna save me-. r.. GULL.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
To Dam Port Arthur.

Tokio.-It has been proposed to dam
Port Arthur harbor at the entrance
and pump out the water preparatory
to salving the Russian war vessels.
Discussing the matter a naval officer
said that under ordinary circum-
stances such a great work would be
improbable, butlin view of the num-
Der of ships possibly salvable and the
shallowness and smallness Of the har-
Dor il may be Tile most economical
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

Kidney Pills relieve
and cure 1t.
Fl. B. McCarver,
of POI Cherry ST.,
Portland, Ore, in
spector of freight
for the Trans Con-
tinental Co., says:
II used Doan's Kid
ney Pills for back
ache and other
symptoms of kid
ney trouble which
had annoyed me for
months. | think a
cold was RESPONSE
R11 fAv kha "bo1o
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

Mendelssohn used to conduct the
concerts in his fathers house when he
was so little that he had to be mount
ed on a high stool to be visible to his
orchestra. He played in public when
he was 9, and at IL composed a canta-
ia and produced nearly sixty move
ments. songs, sonatas; trios for VIC
lin, ~violoncello and piano, and organ
pieces. +
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
How He Spelled 1t.

A Brooklyn physician whose mem
ory for names is very poor recently
had a patient in his Office for whom
he was asked to fill out an application
for some position. Not wishing to be-
tray the fact that he had forgotten the
mans name he casually inquired, as
he poised his pen above the paper:
"By the way, how do you spell your
name?"
The man gave him a curious glance
and said: "J-O-N-E-S-Jones."
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

The man who knew him happened
IN while he was trying to give a good
impression of his industrial value.
Yes, sir" he was saying, Il guess
[ have the reputation of being a hard
worker. Why, sir, I'd rather work
than eat"
The man who happened in touched
him on the shoulder.
eff that is really your condition
now" suggested the new arrival, you
had better see a doctor and get some
thing for your appetite before you
starye to DEATH"
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
No Notion Of Real Trouble.

81 bet l get into more trouble than
any man in this State" volunteered
the young fellow. Nothing in the
trouble line overlooks NE. Why, I'd
be afraid to marry
what! Amt you married:" ejacu-
lated the elderly party. Boy, You
don't know what trouble is.''-Louis-
willie Courier-Journal.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
Seven Men Buried Alive.

Antoine, Ark.-Seven white men
were buried alive under a great mass
of dirt and rock as the result of a
cave-in in a deep cut five miles north
of Antoine, ON the Gurdon and Fort
Smith Railroad. The accident oc-
CURED when $50 men were working in
the cut.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetab

It will entirely cure the worst forms of Female Complaints, all Ovarian
Troubles, Inflammation and liberation. Falling and Displacement II the
Womb, and consequent Spinal Weakness, and is peculiarly adapted TO Inc
Change of Life.
It has cured more ceases of Backache and Leucorrhea than any other rem
edv the world has wei known. 1t is almost infaLible in such cases.. IL
dissolves and expes tumors from the Uterus tin an early stage OF de-
velopnent.
Irregular, Suppressed or Painful Menstruation, Weakness Of the stomach,
Indigestion, Bloatng, Flooding, Nervous Prostitution, Headache, General eou
Euy quickly yield to it. Womb troubles. causing pain, weight and backache' IN
stantly relieved and permanently cured by its use. Under I'll circumstances II
invirorates the female system, and is al harmless as water.
it quickly removes that Bearingdown Feeling extreme lasstude,
care" and wantto-beleftalone feeling, excitabiity, irrItablhty, nervous
ness, Dizziness, Faintness, s1eeplessness, fatulency, melancholy u the blues
and headache. These are sure indications of Female Weakness, n some de-
rangement ofthe Uterus, which this medicine always cures. Kidney Complaints
and Backache, of either sex the Vegetable Compound always cures
Those women who refuse to accept anything elsea Ire rewarded a undNo
thousand times, for they get what they want-a cure. Sold by Druggists
everywhere. Refuse all substitutes.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

trouble. 1t seemed to settle in my kid
neys. Doan's Kidney Pills rooted it
out. 1t is several months since | used
them, and up to date there has been no
recurrence of the trouble"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. Price 80 cents per box. Eos
ter-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
D~lSFlGURING c

People Locke at Her in Amazement-
Pronounced Incurabie-Face Now Clear
as Ever-Tnanks Sod For Cuticura.
Brooklyn, N. Y, says: II wish to give
thanks for the marvellous cure of my moth
er by Cuticura. She had a severe ulcer,
which physicians had pronounced incur
abe. 1t was a terrible Disagreement, and
people would stand in amazement and look
after her. After there was no hope from
doctors she began using Cuticura Soap,
Ointment and Pills, and now, thank God,
she is completely cured, and her face is as
smooth and clear as eyer"
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

Itch cured in 80 minutes by Woolfords
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. Sold by all
druggists. 81. Mail orders promptly filed
hy Dr.. e. Detchon. Charlottesville, Ind.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative E3romo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
E. W. Groves signature is on box. 25c.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

FITS rermareptlv curel. No dfz o~rnervons-
ness after first DAYS use OF DR.. NiDe's Great
NerveRestorer S2trial bottleaud Treatise fres
Dr.. R. II KLINE. Ltd. 931Arch ST.. Phila., Pa.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
tionhas unequal for coughs and colds.--JoHN
F.BoYER, Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. 10, 1909.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1905-01-26
ana Amounted

apple and ADointeU
George Ill. was wondering how the
ipple got into the dumping.
because the policeman on our beat
prefers it that way" explained Queen
Charlotte.
From that moment the Kings mind
began to totter.-New York Sun.