The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-15
TIE OFFICE COY WANTS 70 KNOW

I'-vano Inc year alEers rat!
and so on, ad libitum?
IF you don't know it is The flower
parade The Boy is talking about, ol
course?
IF you aren't glad you weren't one
of the judgess
HoW#in the world they managed to
pick out the two best decorated traps
when all Of the vehicles were SO deuc-
edly pretty?,
Hgou ever before feastea your vision
on such an array of beautiful feminine
ity, handsome horses and gorgeous dec
orations?
What made the cow stray into
Cushions of1ce:9
If it was because she was looking
for her calf?
Who's it-Cnshion, Carrot or steyes
If Carrot duplicated his recent stunt
and locked the bovine up IN Cushion 8
bathroom?
What the young limb OF the law had
to say when the kind-faced old COW
came strolling into his sanctum?
II he didn't begin to think he was on
it again?
Why Little ice omitted to mention
thessi blind tigers'' of Gonzales in his
speech at Cornerview?
II in making an address at church
when everybody's mind was centered
on religion q golden opportunity
wasn't presented to him to start a
crusade that would result in the.
wiping out OF the "tigers',?
If he is not aware of the fact that
they are supposed to exist?
If there is any evidence to show that
they really do?
y Why it is not forthcoming?
Who's 'stoo dear''?
If the term applies to the entire
bunch9
How it originated?
IT you're on to the joke?
How long it will be kept secret?
If it isn't bound to become known
sooner Or later, in view of the fact
that SO many Of the fair sex are.
''next''? ~
If it isn't dead certainty that I'll
of them are 800 DEAR?
Why one Of them persists in claim.
ing that she is only dear enough?
II you know who they are?
Why you don't look them up in
"Who's She in Donaldsonvillen
If you heard of 'Tole's thrilling ex-
perience?
Who was the bold highwayman who
attempted to hold-up The Chief IS ge-
NAL young type.sticker?
II he shouldn g have known better
than to attack newspaper man?
seeing as how typos and other dis
eiples of Gutenberg never were known
to have any loose coins iingling ID
their jeans?
especially on sshs6iig way home?
If ,Tofe really fred oRce or only
thinks he did?
Why he didn't shoot again:
1t it was because his knees were hi
such hurry that he couldn't get his
pistol arm to remain steady?
1t he mightn't have refrained from
blazing away a second time for the |
reason that he has a deep-rooted OBJ
lection to peppering an adversary on
she spur of the moment?
-or in the residence region?
Who was frightened most-'Tole or
5hes eshighWayman?
II it isn't a wonder he didn't set fire
10 something after the encounter?
-as he was burning the ground to |
such an extent?
How far it Is to 'Tole's home from
where he and the iootpad took run.
ming start? I
# itsisn't safe to assert that all rec
ords for the distance were broken?
fits true that about the middle OF /
5he squirt the bold, bad hold-up man
yelled TO 'Tole, "say, pard, we're
running somen?
-and that 'Tole shouted back, Yes,
and we're goin' to run some more?
If both Of the sprinters didn't have q
scared deer looking like il was lashed
10 a post? @
Who got home first?
II u is so that passing pedestria
heard 'Tole murmur, as he hurriedly
booted = rabbit outsof his path, "Git|
put o. the way, rabbit, and let some-
sod run what kin run
Ifsyou've noticed how all the fel-
EoWs have sprueed up since the school |
,eachers came to towns
aad how earnestly number OF
hem are trying to appear as though
hey are unmarried?
IF that wouldn't jar your dividend.I
Ii there's any limit to the age OF the I
pupils enrolled Ia the model school?
Ii The Boy is eligible2
Won't somebody please hand ID his
application?
fudge Skinner ofsths frst city Grim
nal court of New Orleans has decided
hat the inspector oi police must rec
9gnize the orders Of city judges parol- /
ing prisoners who have not vet been