The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1905-06-03
Wisdom in Small Doses.

There ) usually room at the top of a
mans head for more hair.
\ woman jealousy hatters a youth of
20 and scares man of 40
The artful female is ever trying to i'm
prove on nature handiwork
As a rule, there are no straws handy
for a drowning man to clutch at
You can bluff pretty girl by telling
her there are microbes in kisses,
Fully ninetenihs of the coneeit in this
world is monnpolized by men under 10.
If YOU would win the everlasting graft
tude of homely woman, stretch point
and call her handsome
Some men fail to reach the allotted
threescore and ten years because they at
tempt to crowd two days into one.
Most of the rose colored dreams Of ro-
nance are yellow backed.
The only effective place for heroine to
faint is in hero arms.
In novels, as in real life, there many
slip between the engagement aud the
wedding trip.
Many spring poems have been punctured
with blue pencil.
1t is better to have your hero born great
than to thrust greatness on him in the last
chapter.
4 good press agent is rather to be chosen
than great plot.
In wine there may be truth, but, as a
rnle, there is more Of babbhng.
That which we admire in ourselves is
folly when our neighbor essays it.
It's a long lane that has no auto acct
dent.
No man objects to being weighed in the
balance, if he Is allowed to supply the
weights.
We know what we are, as Shakespeare
has it. but it Is good thing we are not
obliged to tell the public.
\ poor man is one who gets his money
by earning it,
Many a man Injuries his eyesight look
ing out for number one.
No man good intentions ever boosted
him into the hero class.
The uncommonly smart boy is lucky to
have common sense in after years.
Money Is Que Of the best things out;
and it is still better in-your pocket.
He who has everything he wants also
has Job lol Of things he doesn want.
The olive branch Is the emblem of peace
and the orange blossom is the emblem OF
{ war
In order to get into society you must
have plenty Of money and be unable to re-
member how You got it
When a woman goes visiting she lnva-
riably secures a copy Of her hostess cake
/ recipe-but she never uses it.
There Is something wrong with the eter-
nal fitness of things when YOU see man
with silk hat dining in . cheap restau-
rant
Before acquiring a lin law the girl 5
father should be sure Of his ability to sup
port the Young man in the style to which
he has beea accustomed.
Humility Is the foundation Of all vir-
tues.
10 make hens lay la Naater~-hlt theui
On the head with an Ak,
Savages hunt for living aud civilized
men hunt for easy jobs.
The more 4 man breaches to his neigh
bors the les they practice.
The man who doesn I worry Is entitled
I 10 4 lot Of credit he never gets.
Many man who Is too honest TO steal,
/ borrows and forgels to pay back.
When craukiness renders man happy
he cares not Who calls him crank
/ The l-ori has more respect Tor an honest
sinner than for the praying hyPocrite.
\ woman imagines her husband would
ave a lot Of money if he didn smoke.
Most men dislike To visit their relatives
{ almost rs much as their relatives dislike ID
I haze them DO ii.
\ woman would rather have man lie
( than tell the truth, when he has occasion
10 speak Of her personal appearance.
The pen may be nightier than thu
Z sword. bus there are times when double
barrel shotgun Is worth carload Of either