The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-11-02
THTSTLES

III ssms 10 me yeVr vile csshs W Dc
IN. eoealss lbs,sss Of snglo,ins . eoes
possltly ne loves me teo segl, naihu
--Hn wear bssi,h smprgv~e Of lsss
Tee I've b,sx sisiirr sDeng ssssssn
who Ga 81 i.p lAlAGns TO Hs atssst Y q
The time
--ytsu s.t u 10 per ~oes. csst jfa
snals n ~ saa --lf what's the cinsr.
sbcsf ru urt enly means perhaps III
r., H.
--Dar1ihy pietes W rose, shsr'opon
ell the petals i.il "a susss ihls rose 10
r.olislx r. mamma, abe aid. The feathers
has oors cot.
Mr.. Ysslhsriop Jest moment. ho
Tsrun. Ia me tell you ~hai ! this h.
ns Tarfsn- Grssisiy. ! cAn walt lons
enough for that.
Teacher 10 sc~ pupiD do you kno~
sny,hisg about srsie-, Tcam,f Ton
py-Ya, ms'sm. Tssehu--wbat can
you drawf Tommy-hy breath, ms'sm'
--oa osnllsm.n--i knew your hthsr
Deaf Psf,on Ehy o OIL knew your
father. n r. ~-Ehf How o. G-I
knew yoar father, d. P.-so did I.
Il eAn ,rcommebd soa 10 = good Ar-
Yer. Al light, but doH't le. him be too
ro,d Ian tiyins To eondaei my business
son 10 keep ea, Of i.il, not % - 10 10 10
bety D.
Harry had been 10 the country for two
weeks. aud upoD bi, Return bis little 'ssei
asked II be had said his prayers ever,
night. NJ, once, be ,epiied. jass had g
sure enough vsea,ion.
why did you ny down 90 close TO that
man reading on the benehf asked TIE
mother robin Of her ofisp,ing. somebody
,old me n was . bookworm, replied the
hungry young bird.
Nurse Why, Harold, what ever Is the
m,,,erf Harold--l've b-burnt nv h'hspo
IN the h.ho, water. Nuns-Is serves you
r,sbt. You should have felt the water Dc
fore you put your hand 10,
TIA, doesnt seem to BE- very good
fountain pen, you've got, No, 1t isnt
What's the name Of III Independent. All
Ise.; quite appropriate. II doesn't care
whether 4, works or not.
--BlflkIps-I wish could get rid OF THU
horrible toothAche. spifGins When
hsyeu I get rid OF II simply, A kiss from
nv sweetheart, and rs gone. 10 that so
DO you miud giving me her addresss.
You mustn't eat 80 fast, Willie, said hl'
fond mamma. You wouldn't talk to mi
ne tia, II had money like Uncle George
,..nonded the terrible Infant. He eat
twice 4, fsst ~ do, and you can hear hin
mile.
label OF Boston WAS spending few
veek. with her cousin Bsssie In the count
~. Lets 20 in the pantry and get SOM
cake. said Bessie one day. For pity'ssake
don't sav pantry any more, said Isabel
cay troaserv.
1--we been watching you work, said tn
merchant, and I'd be glad to have yo'
accept . situatiou with our house. We'll
REPLIED the hustler, III work for you
you'il give me what want. Oh, that's GU
Of question, but III give you what you tr
pecs.
Now, Johnny, said the Sunday ichoo
teacher, can you Iell me what hypocrit
,ss Yes, ma'am, answered Johnny. 4
hypoc,i lie 10 body that pretends 10 enio!
hearing the minister get on long bles'inI
A. the dinner table when hes nearly starv
Cd.
"A scotch butler Vas employed In n
establishment where the master was serl
ou,ly IN. One day the doctor called AM
sald: hope your masters Temperature
much lower this morning than II was yer
terdsy, James. can no sac thst. the but
Ter replied. Master deed tbis morning.
Bishop Goodman 0mpressivelO
Only think, children 10 Africa there Or
10. 900 square miIes Of territorylwithou
single Sunday school where little boy
and girls can spend their Sundays. Nov
VIA, should We oil rave our money and do
Clsss Gin ecstatic union :)--0o TO Africa.
A man who 10 always on the lookou
for novelties. Gays the st. James Budget
recently asked dealer 10 automobiles
there was anything new In machines
There's patented IMPROVEMENT that Ia
lust bean put on the market, replied III
dealer. A folding horse that dn under To
ssat.
1t Vas out In Kansas City that cir
went into book store and askcd TO see
copy OF "The Pioneer She looked at
for few minutes and handed II the c ERIK
Ta,nr what want, abe said want
book on piano playing. Did you thinl
the Pioneer vas such becky Ask,d th'
proprietor, Why, yea, abe rephed
woaldnt you from that names
Little willie had gone TO church on |
certain sunday morning. The minister Al
pourced that 10 the evening his tex
would be, AN angel came down frou
heaven and took . live coal frou
the altar" After the service vas over
wulies mother Asked him what the tex
Vas 10 be 10 the evening, and be promptly
reeiIcd, An IuIan came down from New
Haven and took live colt BY the halter
Mother. who 10 that gay gentleman
aeross the car Who iooks 90 happy asket
the lrqsisi,ivs ND. Reginald. dear, thu
u hs. Dewagg, the famous Joke vfirr
But, mother, have always Rad that lok
wri,ers are very sad AID solemn lcokipI
psrsons. So they are ~ rule, bot Ar
DswAxs has jos. received word that b.