davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1905-02-06
CANTATA OF RUTH
TO BE GIVEN TONIGHT.

The cantata of Ruth, the Moabit,
ess," will be given by the young PEG
pie of the Baptist church at the Opera
House tonight. the rehearsals having
been all finished. A clever presenta
ton of the beautiful production is eX,
pected, the cast including some of the
leading musicians of the city.
, 1905-02-06
LITTLE ONES GETTING
RENEEIT OF SLEIGHIEG.

Mrs. Hogbin, superintendent OF the
primary department at the P~resbyter-
ian Sunday school, has arranged to
take the thirty or more members of
the department sleighing this after
II Don, the party to start at 4 O'Clock.
They will re ont perhaps a. hour.
, 1905-02-06

And BY the way. Charley Houston
has got seine of the biggest bargains
in the way of underwear you ever
heard Of. A walk down to the old Ger
Der stand will be rewarded many times
over. There are bargains galore.
, 1905-02-06
MINING CLASS ATTENDS
SHORT COURSE IN BODY,

Prof. Trumbull and the mining class
at the university attended the short
course at the old penitentiary build
ing this afternoon, the study of the
horse for blemish being the subject,
with Prof. Glover of Fort Collins u
charge.
, 1905-02-06
COLD WEATHER REPORTED
AT THE UNIVERSITY

y TIE WIN 7 7
The weather observer at the univer'
sity reported II below as the owes
by the government thermometer last
night Ten below was reported at
some places in the city, the mercury
being five above at I o'clock this morn.
ing at the Red Cross Pharmacy.
, 1905-02-06
NINETEENTH INFANTRY
TO VANCOUVER BARRACKS.

Eighty-two men and two officers of
the Nineteenth infantry. in charge Of
Lieutenant Armstrong, passed through
the city yesterday afternoon in spec
ial cars attached to train No. 5, en-
route to vancouver barracks, Washing.
ton. to their station.
, 1905-02-06
Certificate of Publication.

Insurance Commissioners Office,
State of Wyoming, Cheyenne, Wyo.,
January %, 1905.
1t is hereby certified that the Hartford
Steam Boiler Inspection and Insurance
company of Hartford. in the State OF
Connecticut, has complied with the
insurance laws of this state and is
authorized to transact the business OF
boiler insurance in this state for
the current year.
Witness my hand and seal Of office
the day and year first above written.
(SeaD Leroy GRANT,
Auditor and Ex-Oficio Insurance Com
missioner.
, 1905-02-06
MR., BEEMER NOTIFIED OF
BROTHERS DISAPPOINTMENT,

Hon. H. D. Beemer of this city has
been NOTED of the reappointment of
his brother, A. D. Beemer, as warden
of the Nebraska state penitentiary at
Lincoln, The appointment was made
by Governor Mickey on Saturday.
, 1905-02-06
OREGON CATTLE FOR
THE FLAG RANCH.

Five cars Of cattle for r. II. Homer's
Flag ranch arrived yesterday from On
tario. Oregon, and were unloaded at
the stock yards in this city. They
will be fed for the spring market.
, 1905-02-06

The Denver Music company pianos
and pianolas at the Laramie Drug com
pany's store. tt
, 1905-02-06
NOTARY PUBLIC FILES
HIS BOND AND OATH.

Charles w. Spalding. who was ap'
pointed a notary public by Governor
Brooks, today filed his bond for $500
and oath of office in the Office of
County Clerk Dayton.
, 1905-02-06

Subscribe for stock TO- in our local
building association. A new series Will
be issued on January rs, 1905. Pros
pective borrowers are preferred. APP
ply at Albany County National bank
or at office of J. H. Symons. Secretary.
, 1905-02-06

The most salient feature in the en-
vironment of every one OF us Is the
way we get IL living. That's the
only Objectionable thing about a bed
bug.
, 1905-02-06
SAYS THE BACHELOR GIRL.

The most salient feature in the Ell
vironment of every one OF us is the
way we get our living. That's the
only objectionable thing about a bed
bug.
Heredity, home influence, early
t~raining-all put together have not so
much to do with making us as the
way we get our living.
If we do not get our living at all.
but inherit it or have an income Civ
en- us b. someone else, that makes a
very distinct type of nan Each I'm
%ployment stamps another type.
individuals may vary within the
type, but no W. mechanics will vary
as much as a mechanic and a doctor,
for instance.
The fact that the vast majority of
men receive rewards proportioned to
their efforts and abilities, and that the
vast majority of women do not. is the
fundamental cause of the intellectual,
moral and temperamental differences
in the sexes.
No omar in domestic life gets
what she earns. If her husband or
father is a moneymaker. she has
money whether she does anything for
1t or not. If he can't make money. she
NAV Wprty lilo q cIoya for hpn ri and
clothes.
I Nothing but the fact that their in
come is affected by the laws OF
finance, economics and government
has ever made men reason about
these things.
I Women don't reason about these
things In general, because their whole
relation to the laws that govern civili-
cation is indirect.
Their immediate economic environ
ment is the man who gets a living for
them. All the rest is remote.
Put men and women under the same
economic conditions and they reason
in the same way.-Minnie ]. Reynolds
in New York Times.
GUESSES AT LIFE's PROBLEMS.
To many a man age brings golf in
, stead of wisdom.
Most people don't know what they
think until somebody tells them.
There is no place like home" But
no one would be satisfied with any
body else's.
Men who best understand modern
inventions are doing the most to rem
edy their defects.
Most of the people who admire In
, gals poem wouldn't know Oppor-
tunity If they should see her.
If We only could get along without
eating. or sleeping. or clothing, what
a lot of money we would save.
Sometimes it is wrong to do to 9TH
ers as you would have them do to you.
Every one hasn't the same tastes.
! Sometimes when a man Ices things
without being told he gets his pay
raised and sometimes he loses his
job.
Statistics obtained by personal in
quiry Of tramps show that none was
ever to blame for his present condi-
ton.
Many a man has made q fortune
out of IN invention that somebody else
thought of. but neglected to see its
possibilities.
The man who makes the most fuss
| about having been sold q gold brick
is the man who is most anxious to sell
It to somebody else.-Chicago Tribune.
nlA ->~~- 0E nn~N~ . Au~A~~A -
, 1905-02-06

WANTED-Good girl for general
homework. Mrs. Frazee, Sixth and
Grand. 151tf
, 1905-02-06

Heredity, home influence. early
training-all put together have not so
much to do with making us as the
way we get our living.
, 1905-02-06

FOR sALE-Six-room house. Cor.
ner Fifth and Clark, 1876
, 1905-02-06

If we do not get our living at all.
but inherit it or have an income CIV
en- us b. else, that makes a
very distinct type of man. Each en-
ployment stamps another type.
, 1905-02-06

WANTE0-Position on ranch. by
competent lady. Inquire this Office.
, 1905-02-06

FOR SALE cHEAP-Small business.
Inquire this Office. tt
, 1905-02-06

FOR RENT-Furnished house. In
quire of Mrs. ]. w. Harris. tt
, 1905-02-06

Daily Republican, So cents a month.
, 1905-02-06

The Republican is the best advertis-
ing medium In the city. for 1t reaches
III the people.
, 1905-02-06

individuals may vary within the
type. but no two mechanics will vary
as much as a mechanic and a doctor,
for instance.
, 1905-02-06

The fact that the vast majority of
men receive rewards proportioned to
their efforts and abilities, and that the
vast majority of women DO not. is the
fundamental cause of the intellectual,
moral and temperamental differences
in the sexes.
, 1905-02-06

Old papers. 16 cents . hundred. Z,
The Republican once.
, 1905-02-06

Put men and women under the same
economic conditions and they reason
in the same way.-Minnie ]. Reynolds
in New York Times.
, 1905-02-06

No cma in domestic life gets
what she earns. If her husband or
father is a moneymaker, she has
money whether she does anything for
1t or not. If he can't make money. she
may work like a slave for board and
clothes.
, 1905-02-06

ment is the man who gets a living for
them. All the rest is remote.
, 1905-02-06

The man who makes the most fuss
about having been sold . gold brick
Is the man who is most anxious to sell
It to somebody else.-Chicago Tribune.
, 1905-02-06

Women don't reason about these
things In general, because their whole
relation to the laws that govern civil
cation is indirect.
, 1905-02-06

come is affected by the laws Of
finance, economics and government
has ever made men reason about
these things.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11

qaieScence. When the West Indian voi-
canoes exploded in 1902. as they had
been exploding at long intervals since
cretaceous times shall | say for fifty
million years?-there WAS a general ac-
tiVity ut many other localities-Hawa
Guatemala, the Andes and Mexico. This
sympathetic and widespread eruption
was more than Il coincidence. Theor-
etcally the explanation of this general
and world wide agitation and subse-
quent quiSecence is that the pressure
from Within having found relief. quies-
cence followed. until the pressure was
again sufficient to break forth
Alterations of periods of volcanic
activity and quiescence seem to have
marked the history of the world. Our
oldest rocks are crystallines derived
from the cooling surface of this sup
posed gaseous mogina. our sediment
AIRY rocks are all these old rocks worked
over. The oceans are the condensed
gases of the same great protomogina.
The crust is thick and cool enough for
habitatlon. but every now and then 1T
gives manifestations of its weakness
by sacrificing few lives and testifyinG
that the world Is not dead, but that
within 1t is n great throbbing. power
full mechanism like the encrusted sun"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
NAV Irwin's New Epioram,

New York Telegraph: From the adj
vance sheets of a new book which May
Irwin is writing, these epigrams are
taken:
A champagne appetite and beer
income is all right if you have a big
enough beer trade.
When a man marries woman he
takes her for better or worse. Mine
took me for worse. and l made good.
An accommodation liar soon travels
like a lightning express.
While running an automobile always
keep your eyes on the road and the rest
of your face in the wagon.
| knew enough about an autombile
not to buy one.
When you have nothing to say, say 1t
and retire.
I, too have loved, and can say with pride,
The love l felt in youth has not yet died;
Have gone through life and now a strange
survival,
Still love myself and never had rival
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11

A Tale of Suffering.

Oakley, Mich. May s. tSpecial III
could not sleep or rest in any place. y
says Florence Capen of this place in 4
recent Interview, II had a pain in my
back and hips. If sat down could
not get up out of my chair, l was in
pain all the time. got poor for | did
not eat enough to keep a small child.
/ could not rest nights.
Then l sent for Il box of Dodd'S
Kidney Pills and Went to taking them
and what do you think that very night
! went TO bed and | slept till morning.
got up and thanked God for the
nights rest and Dodd's Kidney Pills.
| know that Dodd's Kidney Pills are all
that is claimed for them"
This is only one of the numerous ex-
periences that show the way to build
up run down people is to cure the kid
neys. Thousands of people in every
State bear witness to the fact that
Dodd's Kidney Pills never fail to cure
the kidneys.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
COFFEE HEART
Very Plain in Some People.

A great many people go on suffering
from annoying ailments for long
time before they can get their own
consent 10 give up the indulgence from
which their trouble arises
gentleman in Brooklyn describes
his experience, as follows
became satisfied some months ago
that ! owed the palpitation of the
heart. from which suffered almost
daily, to the use of coffee q had been
coffee drinker for 80 years., but |
found it very hard to give up the bev-
erage.
Il realized that must give up the
harmful indulgence in coffee. but
felt the necessity for hot table drink,
and as tea is not to my liking | was
at loss for while what to do.
zone day ! ran across a very sen
sible and straightforward presentation
of the claims of Postum Food Coffee.
and was SO impressed thereby that |
concluded to give it trial My ex-
perience with 1T was unsatisfactory
I'LL learned how it ought to be pre-.
pared-by thorough boiling for not
less than 10 or 20 minutes After |
learned that lesson there was no trou-
Bile. Postum Food Coffee proved to
be most paiatable and satisfactory
hot beverage. and have used it ever
since
The effect on my health has been
most salutary. 1T has completely cured
the heart palpitation from which /
used to suffer SO much. particularly
after breakfast and / never have a re-
turn of it except when i dine or lunch
away from home and am compelled to
drink the old kind of coffee because
Postum is not served. l find that
Postum Food Coffee cheers and invig-
CRATES while it produces no harmful
stimulation" Name given by Postum
Co, Battle Creek, Mich.
There's reason.
Ten days trial proves an eye opener
to many.
Read the little book 1.-The Road to
Wellville" in every pkg.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
NO MORE HEADACHE
GENERAL WEAKNESS AND FEVER
DISAPPEAR TOO.
How Woman Was Freed from Trouble.
That Had Made Life Wretched for
MANI

The immediate causes Of headaches
vary, but most of them come from poor
or poisoned blood. In anamia the blood
is scanty or thin the nerves are imper-
fectly nourished and pain is the way in
which they express their weakness. In
colds the blood absorbs poison from the
mucous surfaces, and the poison irritates
the nerves and produces pain. In rheu-
matism, malaria and the grip, the poison
in the blood produces like discomfort. In
indigestion the gases from the impure
matter kept i'll the system affect the
blood in the same way.
The ordinary headache-cures at best
give only temporary relief. They deaden
the pain but do not drive the poison out
of the blood. DR.. Williams Pink Pills
OH the contrary thoroughly renew the
blood and the pain disappears perma-
nently. Women i'll particular have found
these pills All unfailing relief in head
aches caused by an@mia.
Miss Stella Blocker recently said: cdr.
Williams Pink Pills did me great deal
of good. I had headache nearly all the
time. After had taken three boxes Of
these pills became entirely we'll"
Glow long had you suffered ?" she
was asked.
For several years. I can't tell the
exact date when my illness began for it
came OH by slow degrees. I had been
going down hill for many years"
odd you have any other ailments?'
"Iwas very weak and sometimes l had
fever. My liver and kidneys were af-
fected as well as my head"
How did you come to take the rem
edy that cured you?"
81 saw in southern newspaper q
statement Of some person who was cured
of a like trouble by DR.. Williams Pink
Pills. My physician hadn't done me any
good, SO bought a box of these pills.
After had taken one box felt so much
better that kept on until became en-
tirely we'll"
Miss Blocker's home is at Leander,
Louisiana. DR.. Williams Pink Pills are
sold by all druggists. Besides headache
they cure neuralgia, sciatica, nervous
prostration, partial paralysis and rheu-
matism.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
Failed to See the Point.

Chicago Inter Ocean: Nobody but
Dolby would have asked such a ques-
ton ir the first place.
Miss Farley" he said, IF you could
make yourself over, what kind of hair
and eyes would you have?"
IF l could make myself over" said
Miss Farley. Il would look just exact
ly as l look now"
You would?" exclaimed Dolby, in
honest surprise, and to this day he is
Miss Farley thinks him man of little
taste and less tact
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
The Sign of the Uncultivated.

Chicago Tribune: "Watcha gunta
wear freaster?" asked the girl who was
buying some chocolate creams.
You jess keepanigh on me-" re-
sponded the girl behind the candy
counter; newt see. MATCHBOX"
Thing kline gunta tell few don't
Sayliz. Yawta getanafnoon offun
k'move-."
"Wawfor?"
"Ojesskaws! Lemmyno soonuff
forehand.'
Watch uptoo now"
"Sawlright. Sayliz. wojjer reckon
Jack Braggle say wenny ears
"Oozee?"
"Awgitout! Thing kewrafooln me.
dooya?"
"OoZa trine-''
"Ainchoo gottalotta nerve."
Fly Zhoo wide takabout nerve!"
At which point they attracted the at.
tention of the floorwalker, and the con-
Versation ceased.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
Piety and Piracy.

Kansas City Star: Sir Francis Drak,
was one of those dashing English sail
ors of the sixteenth century who We're
much given to SELLING merchant vessels
and looting towns in time of peace
Nowadays he would be regarded as 4
pirate. That he himself did not regard
his piratica exploits as inconsistent
with the most devout manifestations
of religion is indicated by this passage
from n letter from Sir Francis to the
manager of a trading company.
What l have written is not only
to you. Nj. Winter. but also to Nj.
Thomas. NJ. Charles. NJ. Caube, and M.
Anthoine. with all our other good
friendes. whom commit to the tuition
of him that with his blood redeemed
us. and am in good hope that we shall
be in no more trouble. but that he will
helpe us In adversite, desiring YOU for
the Passion of Christ If you fall into
amy danger. that you will not despaire
of Gods mercy, for hee will defend you
and preserve you from all danger and
bring us to our desired haven. to whom
be all honour glory and praise for ever
and ever. Amen"
The piouS letter of Drake is somehow
suggested by the statement of the Com
necticut pastor that John D. Rockefel-
Ter has family prayers every morning
and that the clergyman desires to bear
witness to the lasting impression of
Christian character and sincerity"
which the head of the oil trust left
upon him.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
Private Gar Lines.

The railroads seem very willing to
have the private car lines brought I'M
der the jurisdiction of the Interstate
Commerce Commission. A railroad
president is authority for the statement
that lines are paid mileage, without
discrimination, and the question of ex-
icessive charges is matter for the
shipper to settle with the car lines, so
long as there is no law to govern their
rates. Car mileage paying has been de-
cided to be as legal as the payment Of
rental for property.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
600 Rev.rd 800.

The readers Of this paper will DO pleased u
learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure In all its
stages. and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
'is tho only positive cure known to the medical
,fratsrnity; Catarrh being q constitutional dis;
ease requires constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrl Cure Is taken Internally. acting directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the system,
thereby destroying the foundation Of the dis.
up tho constitution and assisting nature In doing
It's work: The proprietors have so much faith III
n powers that ey osf - one
Address. +. j. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O.
Solo by Druggists, 75e.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
pistress,no.

San Antonio Express: Mrs. Hetty
Green. the noted flnancier, was talking
about the vicissitudes of housekeep-
ing.
Accidents occur in housekeeping"
she said. las distressing and horrible
as any that occur in the world of A.
nance.
j "a woman of Bellows Falls gave a
party last year. Pie was served at the
party apple pie with the crust prettily
ornamented.
THE woman called the cook into the
dining room.
Mary she said. this crust looks
nice. How did you scallop it so beauti-
fully?'
With your false teeth. num- the
cook answered :"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11

Many school Children Are sickly.
Mother Grsy's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray. nurse in Childrsn's Home
New York, Break up Colds In - hours. cure Con-
stipAt!on, Feysrishness., Headache Stomach
Troubles Teething Disorders. move and regulate
the bowels and Destroy Worms Sold BY all
druggists OF by mail. 25c. Sample mailed FREE
Address ALLEN S. OLhsTED LIE Roy. n. Y.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11

Washington Star: Couldn't you
hold your place on that sensational
newspaper?
NO" answered the reporter.
But you used to be most accom-
plished writer of fakes"
yes. The trouble was that my in
ventions sounded SO much like the
truth that the editor didn't think they
were worth printing
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
What Allied Dan.

er so many questions Don't you see It
annoys him.
Ii Tommy-Why. mother. it's not the
questions that make him angry. It's be-
cause he can't answer them
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
She Has a Way.

Green-I don't see how Slyker's wife
manages to get along with him.
Brown-Why not?
Green-Hes such slippery chap.
+ Brown-Oh. she walks over him
~OuphshOd
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
He nidn,t Met ~

ITO 0IuNTI WeSI It.
The Tenderfoot-How did Alkali Ike
meet his death?
The Westerner-He didn't meet 1t.
The sheriff overlook him.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
N ever

Cleveland Plain Dealer: and do you
mean 10 say nadm. that YOU and Your
husband never had any spats9N
My husband had pair once, sir, but
ne save em to the boy who sprnkled our
grass
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
BIBLE in MANY TONGUES

-,rs. Winsiow. S SOOTHING e7Rup FOR Chldre
teethug; sof:ens the guns. reduces inflammation
ays lain. cures wind rnc 81 bottle
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11

At Wellington, a little town in the
west of England of only 1000 inhabi-
tants no fewer than 5.245 tramps had
To be accommodated last year.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
WHY WOMEN ARE LATE.
A Scene in tho squiIbob Household Elk
plains the Sex's Hardness.

New York sun: Its just { o'clock, :"
said Squibob and so you have plenty
of time to dress yourself carefully for
the theater. With this margin of time,
henrietta, you can surely have no eX-
cNse for being unprepared at the last
moment. a trait wholly confined to your
sex"
Yes. dear I'll start dressing right
now" said his help mate dutifully.
And l myself will show you good
example in promptness." said Squilbob
kindly. "Tll start right in now my
self. BY the way. where are my shirts??'
Here they are"
Put the shirt studs In. will youo
And. er-by the way. this dress suit is
rather rumpled. l must have tossed
! 1t around III the drawer. You are rath-
er handy at those things. Henrietta
can you press 1t into some short of
| shape?"
"All right dear
and while you are at it. fix the
pearls in my shirt front Ginger. L
wish you'd chase up my cuff buttons"
Mrs. Squilbob flew around with deft
and willing hands. gathering the mas
/ culine apparel together. while Squilbob
calmly dressed himself in the inter-
walls OF his rapid-tlre directions. Got
/ my top hat he asked. Good Now
please fix my necktie and-why-er-
| er---
Squilbob gasped in surprise, looked
at the clock hands, which pointed to
s. and then surveyed the Hurried little
woman.
"Ginger!" he said in fine scorn,
aren't you dressed yet? Well. if that
isn't just like a woman!'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
Volcanic Periods.

1t is now evident that there are
great periods Of volcanic disturbance
accompanied or preceded by earth
Quakes alternating with periods of
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11
Fakes And ReaIitu

Ginger he said in fine scorn,
aren't you dressed yet? Well. if that
isn't just like woman!''
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-05-11

Squlbob gasped in surprise, looked
at the clock hands, which pointed to
s. and then surveyed the Hurried little