Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-10-28


impaired by worry. We supposed
he kept his health good by furnish
ing cause for other folks to worry.
Having allowed Colorado and
West Virginia to settle their cleo
ton rows, the United States will
probably not interfere with a SINH
! lar muddle in Cuba.
| Experts now assert that golf will
cure hay fever. The golf fever is
still recognized as incurable.
The inference is plain that the
McCurdy family were ashamed to
let each other know how much they
were drawing from the mutual.
Mr.. John Mitchell says that there
is no reason for a coal strike next
April. Still, strikes have been
started without waiting for a req
son.
Mr.. Ramsey says he intends to
continue his fight against Mr.. Gould.
but there does not seem to he anv
field for the campaign unless it is in
the magazines.
Portsmouth, N. H., is happy. It
gets a specific mention in the peace
treaty.
! New York's post-ofice shows a
net revenue earning of $11, 900, 900.
The painful part of the deal comes
when New York sees that amount
getting away from her.
State legislatures seem to have
been quoted regularly IN Wall street
along with other investments.
Even President Roosevelt NAV
have difficulty in showing how to
eliminate the brutality" OF foot
! ball.
One would think that the studies
insisted on by some of the college
faculties would interfere with the
students attention to successful
hazing.
1t is reported that 81, 900, 900 ap-
preparation to improve the water
ways of Louisiana has been lost.
Will the gentleman who saw it last
sumbit cheerfully to search9
i AS Mr.. Rockefeller said there are
other good things beside money and
that approaching rise in kerosene
suggests that one of them is the
consumer.
Lord Mimic, the new viceroy of
India, has name that should be a
vote winner if he ever took notion
torun for Office in Kentucky.
1t is safe to say that none of those
French scientists who have discov-
cred the dangers of kissing, are
under 81 years of. age.
Of course Grover Cleveland has
had experience enough to know
when he spoke, that the woman
would have the last word.
Well, we shall not put many
hours worrlng in this country as to
what to do with our ex-life- insur-
ance presidents.
Philadelphia has been growing so
| good of late, that the baseball pen
nant doubtless went to it as a re-
ward of merit.
We trust that that jury at Woos-
ter, Ohio, will throw some light on
what BILLY" Taggart does between
drink times.
AS Gen. Miles will never be
satisfied until he runs for govern
er OF Massachusetts, they might
as well let him run this fall.
Japan announces that it's friend
ship with the United States is per
petual. Japan must have seen the
latest photograph of our navy.
In the coming election Phila-
delphia should carefully distinguish
between the forces that make for
good and the forces that make for a
good thing.
For the the benefit of such places
as Peoria, Milwaukee and Grand
Rapids, some inventor will yet come
along with complicated machine
that will grind out indictments to
order while the grand jury wait.
United States Judge Barker of
Ind, is in trouble for paying cam
paign contributions direct instead
of following the established custom
of sending them through the life in
surance companies.
John F. Gaynor announces from
a Jail in Georgia that he is sorry he
went to Canada. He is probably
| sorry that he did not select some
refuge where extradition laws are
not respected. .,s