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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

One West Side woman who gets her
purchases delivered from the Stops in
half the time it takes 10 get her neigh
bors goods uptown was asked the
secret Of her hUrry-up methods.
4 have everything sent G. o. d."
she said. Il don't know whether the
etores need the money or whether they
IRE afraid I will countermand the order
n they keep ME waiting; but it is a
It that Q. @. D. goods are delivered
,dch more promptly than the things
bu pay spot cash for. New York
&ress.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
on the Road.

The manager rushed into the prop,
erty room excitedly.
Where is the apple to put on Tells
sons head?" he cried The audience
is waiting. There's not a minute to
LOSE
The property man put down his
newspaper and tooG his pipe from his
mouth.
TEL ate it,n he said calmly. 'sYou
didn't pay him yesterday, and he
stewed it for his supper New York
Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Her husband had died very sud
denly, and her friends were calling
TO comfort her. She listened very at
tentiyely and seemed to be more
cheerful, but suddenly she cried out,
IAN you've told me is very true, but
I'm sure shall never love my sec.
ond husband as much as did the
first -Lippinc0tt's.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
Reformation Of q KING

Yes, kind lady, my four years term
expires in two weeks, then when get
out Of the pen am going to reform
and start little cigar store. / kin
buy one for six hundred dollars. Have
/ friends what'll advance the money
Nav, | don't need them fer that little
sum; kin steal that much in two
nights. -Lippincott's.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

When Brother Dickey heard that
Mr. Carnegie had paid $1,000 for a
plain lunch on railroad train, he ex-
claimed:
"Lawd, Lawdl I wonder what he'd
gimme fer a baked 'possum. Atlanta
Constitution.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

"But," protested the crooked capital
list, you were so positive that you
could get our bin through the Legislat-
ure." ':Isknow was" growled the lob
byist, "but | couldn't touch the mem
bers at ALL" why, you insisted that
they all had their price" Exactly,
and they all held out for it and
wouldn't consider mine. Philadelphia
Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Adam was making his avowal to
Eve
mo power shall ever take you from
my SIDE" be declared fervently
That's pretty rash promise, isn't
itg' inquired Eve, winding, since you
Eixnow | was taken from your side the
first thing after You arrived hereY'
Perceiving that the woman was Civ
ing him rib roast, Adam went off
stalking in the apple orchard Kansas
City Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
MILK CRUST ON BABY
Lost All His Hair--scratched Till Blood
Ran-Grateful Mother Tells of
His Cnre by Cuticura For sBc.

when our baby boy was three months
old he had the milk crust very badly on
his head so that all the hair came out, and
it itched so bad he would scratch until the
blood ran. got cake Of Cuticura Soap
and box Of Cuticura Ointment | applied
the Cuticura and put thin cap on his
head, and before / had used half Of the
box it was entirely cured. his hair com
menced to grow out nicely again, and he has
had no return of the trouble. Signed
Mrs. II, P. Holmes, Ashland, Ore
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
EIGHT WEEKS TO SECURE JURY.
Five Thousand veniremen Used in
Labor Union Smuggling Case.

Chicago, Ill-After eight weeks and
the examination Of 5000 veniremen
jury was secured to try Charles Gilt
hooly, who is charged with causing the
death Of a non-union workman during
q strike.
Hundreds of veniremen have de-
cIared themselves prejudiced to such
an extent that they could not give Gil
hooly fair trial.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

regular. Soon after I began taking
Doans Kidney Pills l passed several
gravel stones. got well and the
trouble has not returned. My back
is good and strong and my general
health better"
Sold by all dealers. 30 certs box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

much annoyed in winter with chapped
hands. This may be avoided by using Ivory
Soap for dish washing and toilet purposes.
Dry the hands thoroughly each time after
they have been in water and rub with a
little oatmeal-water or some good lotion
ELEANOR II. PARKER.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

and how to cure
them. Mrs. W. g,
Davis, of Groesbeck,
Texas, says: Back
aches Furt me so l
could hardly stand.
Spells Of dizziness
and sick headache
y ern frequent and
IL action OF the
fhr kfdn0vS was ~
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
Kllls wife and Her Mother

Albert l.. Freligh, druggist, of
Brooklyn, ~ ", out Of employment,
shot and killed his wife and mother
in-law and then gave himself up.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Tavorite Books Of Great Men.
Napoleon Ossian's Poems, The Sor-
rows Of Werther, Homer, Virgil, Tasso.
Butcher Klopstock's Messiah.
Goethe Spinoza's Ethics.
Shakespeare Plutarch's Lives, Mon
taigne's Essays.
Milton Homer, Oval, Euripides.
Pitt Millions Paradise Lost, New
TONS Principle.
Burke Demosthenes, Milton,
Young's Night Thoughts.
Dante Virgil
Schiller Shakespeare.
Chaucer- Dante.
Carlyle Dante.
Byron Dante.
Tennyson- Dante. New York World.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Not every little slang word rphrase put
intoWebster's international Dictionary pub
lished by the G.. & O. Merriam Co. 1t Is this
conservatism, backed by the scholarship OF
the editor Ink chief VIM + Harris, PHI d LII.
D., u. s. Com. Of Education, and hundreds Of
others OF the greatest educators which hns
made the International q standard in theU s..
nation, also in colleges and public schools
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
POLICY OF wEYLER FAILS.
New Spanish Ministry 70 Deal With
Catalonians.

Madrid, Spain. The formation OF a
new Ministry in place Of the Montero
Rios Cabinet, whose resignation was
accepted, is designed to overcome the
separatist movement in Catalonia, as
General Weyler's policy Of repression
has not satisfied either element Re-
ports from Barcelona show that the
agitation is still serious. Four Of the
leading newspapers have been seized
and the Governor of Barcelona has
resigned.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
Skins Bic Ran Bond

Edward Milan, accused of attempted
bribery Of voters in Brooklyn, N. Y,
forfeited $1,000 bail when called for
trial.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Negro students Of the Howard Uni
versity, at Washington, d. c., went
on strike after hooting at the President
Of the university.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

OF the los counties in Kansas forty-four
are without pauper
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

FITspermanentlycur No fits or nervous
nessafter first day 'suse OF DIR. Kline 8 Greet
NerveRestorer, $2trialbottleand treatise free
DIR. II. KLINE. Ltd, ss1 Arch st. Phila., Pa
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums reducesinnamma-
ton .aIlaN pain. cures win collie Csc q BOTTLE
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
w Save "Old Ironsides.,

A mass meeting to save "Old Iron
Sides" the famous war ship, was
called in Boston by the acting Mayor.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

The First East Surrey Regiment of
the British Army is never without mu-
sic. N. Y.-50
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

General Trepof is q man Of most arts
tocratic appearance.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

lam sure Piso' IS Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago. Mrs Thomas ROB-
ERTe, Maple ST., Norwich NY, Feb. II, 1909
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

II takes a woman with an Imagination
to wear the hat Of the day.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
woman rights Footpads.
PromInent PeopIe.

Mrs. Lawrence r. Firth fought two
footpads in the Bronx, New York City.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
FREE COUPON.
I2Ie5

Send this coupon with your name
and address and name Of druggist
who does not sell it for free sample
box Of MulPs Anti-Belch Waters to
NUNS GRAPE Tonic Co., 328 Third
Ave, Rock Island, III.
Cine Fun address and Wrste Plainly.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

A new French Order Of Merit is on the
point Of being instituted.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
Lunlinoua Mutton.

Sold by all druggists, soc. per box, o
sent by mail.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
AILlNc WOMEN.

Keep the kidneys Well and the Kidneys
WIN Keep You Well.
Sick, suffering, languid women are
learning the true cause of bad backs
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Few Russian trains travel at faster
rate than twenty Two miles an hour.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12

Daily service be-
tween Chicago. Los
Angeles, San Diego
and San Francisco.
For booklet Of train
and trip, call on Geo.
@. billiard, Gen. Agt,,
377 Broadway, New
York.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-12-12
: That Famous Lunch.
snadle worm a7o GOO.

Az Mrs. pnkhams Advice Woman Best Understands Woman
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-01-19

- Ra6Gan9em Su9en bat
man uuf elmer 5arm in DeOoni6irs,
@nglanb. etnen sroben Wfonolitben ges
funbsn, der bon ben Sabrbunberten
eemobelt, bon Der 3eit 9efGrbt unb BON
MenI6en6anb unberiibrt it," 10 ME
CABIN StanlsD i'm ais 9rabItein fir
has @rab hires Mannes, Sir Senrp
StanIep getpiiui6t bate. Der Monoss
litb 1T IL SUB lang, 4 Sub brett unb
2 SUB 6 SOL bid. Oa er feds Sons
men ipisst. bate ss srOBe S6pierigs
teiten esma6t, i'm auf ben ftiaen
9orffrisbbOf pirbrisbt in Surrep gu
b%efGroern. Der Stein trGgt auBer
benz Ramen Stunlsp's nur bic Dorte
.Bula Matari" Ger Selsbreder), elm
Sitel, ben Stuulep i'm Snnern afris
ta's trug.
Gin aefG6rIt6ts 3ufams
mentrsffen nit 8rssliteuern bate Der
S6rIter 8ein i'm SpanOouer Stabts
palbe. SIS fparen in friiber Morsens
Itunbe brei Mdnner in bic SORT ses
tommen, tpsl6s Iid perbGdtis mddten.
Der S0riter 3. fOlste ibren Spuren
unb bepba9tete ie beim Sang BON
Sinsb0geln. 9arauf frat sr ibnen
entesssn unb ertlGrte lie fir feline Or
reitdnten. Sofort sr9riffen iie nun
ale brsi bic SGudt, perfolst BON benz
S1ritsr, Der binter ibuen einen S6uB
in bic Cuff abfeuerte. IS sslang ibm,
einsn Der 8~ogelit,ler gu fafen. Wit
bieIsm bate sr aber sinen &f auf
9eben unb Sob gu tsItsben. Der Self
esnommere isbte ii9 nit aner Srdft
CUR Debr unb iu6ts benz SOrIter bas
9etpebr gu entreiben, pofei es Spif9en
linen gu einem linaeren psrspeifsltsn
Nin9en fam; i9liebli9 eelans IS aber
benz SDriter, ben @iosrItdnb bes 8os
qelIteQsrs au brefsn. 9eim &f
nit benz 6OrIter tutte sr cine &Opfs
punbe bur9 einsn Sdlug nit benz Sc
re6rtolben erbuIten. Der @er6aftete
6eiBt @ris6tba unb 1T ingsrlin fpobns
bait. Gr 1T dls llntsriudun9sgefdns
esner benz gmtsseridt in Spdroau
! susefiibrt poroen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-01-19

Dittpe RageI i'm Sauie bss Rentners
Nliparbt bierielbit feiern. Der @robs
bsrSpg bat Der Subilarin Iein 9ilbniB
bur9 bas 8abinett 3ugeben laFen.
Sroen6itr9.
SIbeabure. Der &aiIer bat
benz p~ortragenben Gatb i'm Sloens
bursii9en StaatsminiFterium Obers
Regierungsratb @rambers in Slben@
burg, ben Rotben 4bleroroen 8. alaie
unb benz Imtsbauptmann MuBenbes
der in Bart Iotpie benz 8auratb5reeIe
in Slbenbure ben Rotben ablerOroen
4. &laiTe fir ibrs perbisnitpo[e Mits
fpirturs BEL Der Reseluns Oes 8uupos
liSeipsiens i'm preubifden unb Sls
benbursif4en SugOsebiet perlieben.
Sreie $tdote.
Bremen. Die 8aumnoaipinnes
rel in 9egeiad : @robn lit nitbersez
brannt. Die ar6eiter muBten flii6s
ten, nm ii6 gu rstten. 500 arbeiter
fino brotlos. = @ermibt parb Der 10
Sabre alte S6iffsto6 Hatui9ni aus
Oppeln, Der auf Dem i'm Splsbafen lie
genben SegeIi9iff nanna" bebisnItst
mar. Der 8ermibte 1T BON S9iff in
bic Stabt segangen unO ni6t Suriids
getebrt. gs itebt gu befiir9ten, bab er
~perunsliidt 1T.
Gibed. Senator Or. 9leIiing,
Der tiir5Iid iein ~25iGbrises qmtsiubis
ldum feierte, 1T an einem S6la9anfaq
geitorben. Die Sdlisbung Ses
Stabt : Sbeatsrs fpeesn 5euer9efGbrs
li6teit, nit @nbe Der Saiion i'm
Sriibiubr, lit BON Senat eubsiltig an
geprbret pprben.
$drpei3.
8srn. On Der Sienflut6 i'm 2aus
terbrunnentbal ftiir3te Der 30iGbriee
SriB DON Iamen aus 2auterbrunnen
ab. Die f9redli9 Sussri6tets 2ei9e
puroe erit fpGter gefunben.
8ufel. 8riminalgeriGtsprGIioent
@uItap 8opst 1T in 2ieItal i'm aIter
bon 81 Sdbren seitorben. gr mar
Der Sobn bss Pfurrers 8oost in pruts
teln.
SrauenfeIb. Natipnalrot6 unb
Sberseri6tsprdi ibenf Or. Sebr lit
bier nab lGnsersr 8ranfbeit i'm OIL
ter BON SO Sa6rsn ~peritorbsn, gr
mar LANCE Sabre Mitglieo bes thur
gduiiden 8antOnsratbes, prGIioent
Der Transformation unb Der &rimis
naltammer. @robri9ter bes &riegssez
ri6tes Der Z. 9ipiiion, Supplednt bss
9unbesgeridts unb prdIibent Der
giirgersemeinoe Srausnfelp.
@efterrei8: 2tngarn.
SofIef9 a II. Die @beleute Sbps
mas unb 6ran5ista 2utonstp iinO perz
baftet poroen, neil tie berbd9tig err
ideinen, bur6 Mibbanolungen ben
COB pes SpeiiGbrigen SDbndens Der
G%run5ista 2utpnstp aus beren erIter
gbs, Ramsns Grun5 Srapald, berbeis
sefiibrt gu haben.
n n 8 b q. Ser betdIlnte 2ous
riItentpirtb SranS &ir9ebnsr 1T in Der
Suffenuu imSslraintbal bsim Su6en
BON S6afen, bic ii6 auf Der 4lm pers
ftiegen batten, abgeitiirSt uno fano
bierbei ben Sob. Oer8srungliidte bins
tsrlGBt cine Wittipe nit feds unmiinz
bigsn &inosrn.
&otel. Sn benz 9emeinoebrun<
men tpurbe bic 2ei9e zines neuesborez
men Sinbes mGnnli9sn 9eI4lehtes
aufgsfunben. Die geridtli6e Sobtens
I9au ersab, baB bds Sinh lebeno gsi
boren unb slei9 mad Der 9eburt in
ben Drummer gsporfsn ipprben mar,
mo es ertrant. Die 9inbesmoroerin
fpurbe in Der psriOn Der 25iGbrigen
Maso Dilbelmine9 Gaf6et eruirt, pers
6dftet uno benz 8e5irtsseri9te in
2unOenburg iiberitelt.
Suxembnrs.
@6ternad. 8eim Ransiren
perungliidt 1T duf benz 9iiterbabnbof
Der % Sabre alte DasentpGi9er Sers
mann Ro6r.
@ttetbrii d. 9sbenbie psrbrannt
lit Der 31a Sabre alts Sobn 2tlfreO
hes Irbeiters Spdsbr.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-01-19

Stettin. 9urd 2piol per9iftet
purbe Der Steinitrd5e 8 pobnenOe
Reitaurateur !SuaIe. Gr mubte i9lsus
night naG benz 8rantenbduif befDroert
psrSsn. unaufsstldrt 1T nod, Oh
SauIe in MISREPRESENTATION @bii6t
nbsr aug @srfsben 9piol gu ii4 sss
npmmen bat.
8ubGib. SnipettOr 9aBer bonn
@ute 9olobed bate idon lGn9sre Set
!Reibereien nit benz SagslObner Bilts.
&iirSli9 nabm bieIsr nun esgsn PaBsr
sine 70 brobsnbe 6altuna an oaB ote'
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-08-09

OF all housewives in Europe probably
the German is the hardest worked, and
Of all European mothers the German
practices most completely the art of
swathlng and padding her baby and of
putting ii on the shelf, The German
baby is swaddled in a long, narrow
pillow, which is made to meet com
pletely round him, being tucked up
over his feet and turned under his sol
emn chin. Three bands of gary blue
ribbons are then passed round the
whole bundle and tied in large, florid
bows about where his chest, his waist
and his ankles may be supposed to be-
In this gulse he can be deposited as
an ornament either ON the sumptuous
best bed or on the kitchen dresser or
on the drawing room table. How fond
the Germans are of this presentment Of
baby may be guessed from the fact
that 1t figures largely In their picture
books, among their dolls and even in
the bakers shops at Easter time, made
of dough and covered with sugar, to be
devoured by greedily live babies
Strand Magazine.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-08-09
Tn Keen Boise CIoSed.

So well are the people of Boise
pleased with the moderate Sunday
closing ordinance passed by the city
council that Sunday closing of saloons
will be a permanent thing in that city
hereafter. The ordinance provides for
the closing of saloons only and does
not affect other lines, and strong pc
tition of business men has been pre-
sented to the council to keep the or
dinance in effect This was caused by
a petition being presented by the sa-
looms asking for the repeal of the
law and so well had the ordinance
pleased the farmers and business men
that it will be left standing, and thus
becomes "A boomerang to the saloons
which secured its passage to insure the
election of their faction, but imme-
diately began the fragrant violation of
the ordinance after city election. The
attorney general ordered the ordi-
nance to be enforced and so Boise
saloons will close hereafter
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-08-09

There are three ways by which musk
rats are captured-hy shooting, by trap
ping and hy Spearlng. A few may be
secured at night by creeping as noise
leSsly as possible along the creek edges
and watching for them to crawl up on
the bank To feed In this they are very
dainty. Having secured favorite
root. they approach cautiously the wa
ter's edge and dip it in and rub of the
mud, dip il in again and again until il
is perfectly clean and suited to their
taste. when II is eaten with evident rel
ish, provided the sportsman is subj
clcntly interested in the process to
wait. 4 boat. however. is usually used,
as the rats can be more easily and
quietly approached on the water. In
this case two persons occupy the same
boat, the sportsman requiring a push
er. AS this sport can only be engaged
in ut night, the sky must be eompara
lively clear in order that the hunter
may have the advantage Of the moon
light, or better still, bright starlight
\ headlight, with reflector, is, however,
sometimes used on the bow of the boat,
and this arrangement is frequently
quite successful during the darker
nights to one sufficiently we'll acquaint.
ed with the hunting grounds.-Balti-
more sun.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-08-09

An editorial ON the sunday closing
situation i'm Pendleton. which appear
ed i'm the Baker City Herald of yes
terday has onraged the saloon men Of
this city against f. p. Dodd. who is
editor of the Pendleton Tribune, and
principal owner of the Baker City
Herald, and responsible for its policy.
While Mr.. Dodd is standing by the
saloons here, this editorial in the
Herald shows up their tactics in an
unfavorable light and creates a strong
public sentiment against them.
The saloons now say that Dodd is
playing false He is their friend here
for the sake of their advertising
patronage and their enemy elsewhere,
where il is not popular To stand for
immortality and unrestricted vices.
The editorial. which has enraged
many of the better class of saloon
men, is as follows:
Men are only boys grown tall and
Municipalities are only people, but
ii seems that Pendleton is munich
pality composed only of children, per-
haps more properly speaking, kids.
OF all the "kiddish" acts ever record
ed they have been set down To Pen
dleton during the past week.
In the first place the reform ele-
ment demanded that the saloons be
closed on Sunday. This was objected
10 on the part of the saloon keepers
and those who favored an open town
The city council passed an ordinance
closing every sort of business on sun
day.
1t seems that the council was con-
trolled by the saloon element or by
those opposed to the saloons closing
on Sunday. Anyway the council took
The side of the saloon keepers anC
closed the town. The result is thai
the people who took no hand in the
business whatever and who we're at
tending strictly to their own business
were made to suffer.
People do not have to have booz'
on Sunday but they should be allowed
the necessities of life.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-08-09
NOT A PATENT MEDICINE.
Hyomel a Scientific Treatment for Ca
tnrrh. Prescribed by PhysIcIans.

No one should confound Hyomei
with the many patent medicines that
are advertised to cure catarrh. 1t is
as far superior to them rs the dia-
mond is more valuable than cheap
glass.
Hyomei is not a secret remedy and
its formula Is given to all reputable
physicians. It's base is the valuable
eucalyptus OIL famous for its germ
killing and antiseptic qualities. This
is combined with aromatic and heal
ing gums and balsams, making a
pure liquid. which when used In the
pocket inhaler that comes with every
outfit. fills the air you breathe with
germ killing and se-destroylng
powers that Danish catarrh from all
parts of the throat. nose and lungs.
Hyomei is prescribed by physicians
generally Many of them use 1t them
selves, for II is the only natural and
rational way of curing catarrh.
Tallman e. Co. sell Hyomei under an
absolute guarantee to refund the
money II It does not cure. You run
no risk whatever in buying Hyomei.
The complete outfit costs only $1.0O.
extra bottles so cents, and Tallman x
Co. take all the risk. What stronger
evidence than this can be offered as
to the powers of Hyomei to cure ca
| tarrh?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-08-09
Good Horse. Good Rider.

Judging from the following story
which Arthur ]. Smythe tells in his
biography of William Terrlss, 1t is evil
dent that the practice Of betting on
horse races was among the great dis
likes Of the popular actor.
When any one asked him what horse
be was going to back he would say:
I'm going to back little filly I've
often backed before. I've never won
anything on It: yet, strange to say, I've
never lost penny"
"Oh, whatever horse is thatT might
have been the inquiry.
"A little flly called Common Sense,
ridden by Tommy Let 1t Alone was
the invariable answer.-London Tele-
graph.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-08-09
The MnnkeN,a RnIe.

\ monkey is not fortunately com
mon gift, but one was brought, never
thelesS, TO a New York young woman
by a friend returning from voyage in
the tropics From the moment Of his
entrance into the house the monkey
showed that he would be a strenuous
pet to look after, and for the next hour
the family was kept busy trying to
repair the damage he did. The mon
key made his way to the kitchen and
in the temporary absence of the cook
snatched part of a chicken which lay
on the table. Coming in presently. the
cook missed the chicken and looked
about in surprise to see what had be-
come Of it. Suddenly she gave wild
Shrek of terror, and, rushing upstairs.
she burst into the family sitting room,
crying:
"0h ma'am, the old boy himself is
downstairs, sittin' on the washtubs,
pickln' the chicken"-New York Trib-
une