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Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-02
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cS v v V " " " " " " effected and the family reunited. It was something like the Sweetland do- mestic racket. which occupies the Kitchen the first day. the press tne next day. the courts the third day. and commences over again. hWat a pity these people can not keep their do nestle skeletons from 5lbbering through the lattice work at every one who passes by.
 The big shelter is coming up: smeltr a coming We win all have place to roast spuds after this. have leased my turnip patch for a slag dumn and the ground will be warm enough hereafter to raise garden sass all winter. will also utilize the heat in my jav brid incubators. It Is bound to be a big help all round. and the boys can use the hot water from the jackets in connection with their annual bath.
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 The average married man in Naco will root ten inches deep to raise mon- ev to send his wife home 10 her peO- pie for the summer. Poor. devoted. self -sacrifcine creatures. In the mean time visions of raw hamburger and onions burgundy when it is red hunting trips and all kinds of go-as- vou-Dlease programs are looming ID in front of him. Next fall he will welcome the old woman home. and his first born wni have grown so that he will not recognize it.
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 like all rustling. red hot towns. Naeo has plenty of dogs. If there are any homeless and orphan fleas in Co chise county they can find ample ac- accommodations in Naco
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 And the man behind the cigarette Conspicuonslv adorns the street And now and then see them stop And take a slug of high grade hop; And then he swies the wild red booze Until it oyerflows his shoes: And other things distinctly bad. Are charged I'D to the Naco lad. But praise the lord seldom saw 4 eeezer with a panamy.
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 We have the biggest, broadest, swellest people in all Arizona, and they are still a 'swellin'
 Y # < Yesterday morning I was down do ing the cocktail rOut. The cocktail route only differs from the night-cap route in this That in the nrst in stance you are trying to get your eyes open. and in the second you are trying to get them shut.
 AS was saying. was doing the cocktail route before breakfast, when Doc Brandon came along and asked me 10 go down to Rio Verde and help him saw off chinks leg. He used professional language. but I gathered
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-02

important bearing upon the presiden- tial aspirations of at least two emi- nent Republican leaders.
 That the Republican party Is badly split up over the expose of tarif rob Der prices in connection with the Pan anna canal enterprise there can be no question. The announcement that in the absence of positive acton @ the contrary by congress the canal com mission will make its purchases in the markets Of the world. thus forcing American manufacturers to meet com petition from abroad. has proved the worst blow the high tarif element has received in years. and that such 6 blow should have been delivered by a Re publican administration has made the stand pat crowd howl out loud and threaten dire things.
 There are wheels within the admin lstratlor wheels. all of them more 5r less political Immediately the old tariff leaders Ike Uncle Joe Cannon. General Grosyenor and John Dalzell gave evidence of resentment toward the action of the canal commission and the administration, our old friend Les lie M Shaw, secretary of the treas ury and foxy politician of the Iowa stripe. thought he saw his chance. He has been quietly nursing a presidential boom for many days. With the mighty Taft implicated ln this treason" to the blessed tariff wall. why was not this the chance of Uncle Leslies life2 So he thought. and al once be jumped to the fore as critic Of the action Of the traitor commission and the traitor" secretary of war.
 Uncle Leslie began by reDudiating the suggestion that President Roose- welt indorSed this Panama business Since -ir has been shown that the presi- dent himself approves the policy out iined by ihe commission and the secre- tary of war he has refrained from dis russiug bis chief in connection with It. but be is none the less positive in the position he has taken against this in iqaity" of taking from the trusts the
 
 upon the canal builders at their fancy Americau prices: He believes thor oughly ia the righteousness of this gcv- erdments paying the steel trust. to H. lustrate. S30.00OO0O for machinery and materials which that beneyolent organ izatIon would sell to foreigners at s20- 100000.
 The secretary of the treasury sees ahead the possibility Of securing for himself the backing of that high pro tection element which would add to the tariff wall rather than substract from it. and he is happy He should not. however. heap congratulations upon himself too early in the game. It may not be as good politics as he now thinks to shove Mir Taft into the limelight as the representative Of that sensible tarlft revision policy implied in the canal commissions action. Mir. Taft Is coy young thing who says he has no presidential aspirations, but sometimes s man who is not anxious to jump to the center of the stage Is
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 the idea. Chief Dispatcher Baily got out Engine No. IS. and she proved to be the hottest old tea-hetue l ever sat on. Engineer Gore had orders tO g0'er some He slid along very quietly ull he cleared the yards. No ilS. l may explain is the heaviest eR- zine on the system. and was consider. ed necessary 10 carry the weight of brains that was transported on this particular occasion. Well, when we i nit straight track out on the mesa, i;he engineer spit on his hands and pulled back on that crowbar that stands across the head of the boiler and old No. IS came alive The first move made was to sit on my hat to l keep it from blowing away. A little late rthe fireman had to crawl up agd hold the engineers hair to keep it from blowing off Doe then proceed. cd to hold the fireboy's hair on. and T held Does on. and having had my head shaved the day before I was in- idependent
 The telegraph poles looked Ike a fine tooth comb: a COW would flash past us. and in an instant she would Hook no bigger than pinhead. old { No. IS spit cinders and stretched her i"G- string like a meteor. and I began Ito get afraid that we never would be IabIe to stop when Rio Verde was reached.
 We alighted. dug the cinders out oi Sur eyes with prospector's pick, and got down to business.
 The poor Chink lay on a bed com posed of a stack of cross-ties. Hi: left leg was crushed from the knee tc the ankle. inclusive fill its appearance would invite the presence of chopped onions
 Doc made the preparations. Skeet CT Mcdonald held the pulse: Old-Tim CT Bennett assisted in manipulating the injured member. and I applied the dope. The operation lasted about iC minutes.
 ! I managed 10 gather more cfiloro form than the patient but having a better constitution. he succumbed first About this time it was sug : rested that a spoonful of Bourbon might come in handy.
 Mir Bennett burglariously extracted Ia bottle from Mir. Cochran's virtuous blankets and produced it in evidence After hurried consultation it was ! decided that the patient had better drink that whisky by proxy. Wt drew lots to see who would be the nroxy. and the fortunate bean wal drawn by Fortunate Skeeter
 The Chinaman had SO little circula .tion that when the bandage was relax ed. there was not sufficient hemmorr haze 10 locate the blood vessels. The Doctor. however. being a profieieni anatomist. managed to find them and tie them up. After the operation tho poor Chink rallied nicely and dranl several cups of tea, but an hour later
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-02

wiling enough to be showed there. and presidential candidate who stands on 8 platform of good. sound. business sense is a dangerous oppo- nent TT even inside the Republican party.
 This tariH controversy Is sure to bring about serious divisions Inside Republican ranks. The stand patters will attempt Co force the Republicans of congress to repudiate the action of the canal commission. and merry war is in prospect This may over shadow the present division between the secretary of the treasury and the secretary of war. or it may operate to push these gentlemen to the fore as leaders of the two factions in the great scramble for the Republican presidential nomination.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-02

began % collapse. and few miles out of Naeo he expired in the baggage ear This Is rather unauspieloas start for 8 rising young professional man such as l.
 Brother Stoyer was the recipient of shot sack full of niekles one even ing this week. lie evidently thought that il was a sack Of pop corn from the manner in which he reached for 1t. but concluded that it was full of five dollar gold pieces from the way he dropped it. The average Naconian has discovered a good excuse for drinking. He has a mania for hiding money when drunk, and he has to get drunk again before he can remember where he hid t.
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 We had the pleasure of seeing a genuine Jap maiden in Naeo one day this week. She was a very sweet faced little affair. but adopted very af- feeted manners. twisting her hustle while walking like an irate waller jacket" After taking long range inventory Of her attributes we con cluded that our old Panhandle girl was slick enough for US.
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 There are no flies on Naco. There were but they are no more. Last week I got ny head shaved. and every ,fy in the country came to have fun 'op my bald head Al first my scalp was go slick taht when a fly llt on it he would sip off and break two or three legs. Then when the hair be gau 10 grow. they made life miserable. The ycame from Bisbee and Cananea. and Tombstone. and everywhere. just 10 tickle my scalp and hear a speci- men of fine rhetorical profanity Fin ally I dropped 10 a scheme just lyeneered nv scalp with tanglefoot fly paper with the stick side oue. and the citizens of those respective bnrgs may have noticed that flies are scarcer during the last week.
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 When Naco gets that smelter we ! lwill have the blow out. also the blow n of the century.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-02

This Is the first day of summer Summer means that the thermometer stands summers between Ss and ll6 degrees.
 Now. the tender Naco maiden. deboH-
 air,
 With honeysuekles smiling in her hair, Bats the wild and woolly 'skeeter As he vainly tries to eat'r:
 And if l were a'skeeter
 I'd be there.
 And the baby cottontail hops forth to gather in the perfume of the meek and lowly calciaw. And the frisky road runner chases the lOng-taiied liz gard to his fair: and the niggers' cele- hration was beyopd all expectation. and they yelled for Teddy Roosevelt everywhere.
 The Naco red ant is the out-work- ingest critter on earth. He puts in three eight hour shifts every 24 hours. and then isn't satisfied ull ne gets a dose of cyanide.
 One day last week Ike Hanna and yours truly concluded to annihilate a colony of these enterprising insects in the rear O fthe Big Adobe. We carefully pounded up a couple of ounces of cyanide on a rock and re- duced 1t to a solution. Then We call cd O nthe red-tailed gate keeper and poured it down in the subterranean diaphragm of that ant house. There were several funerals as a result. but the next day We observed a brand new crop Of crisp red ants doing busi- ness at the old stand. In the meantime the Widow Johnson's fine young brood of baby limb-horns-Leghorns- came along and mistoOk those small atoms of cyanide for bread crumbs.
 When we went back the yard was Uttered with spring friers. We wait cd HI hundOwn when we put them carefully in sack and started out to ''bury them darkly at dead of night, when officer Billy Sparks overlook us. We left him the sack to hold before he recognized us. and the old lady came on the scene while he was counting them.
 The scene that followed "beggars description.- but cyanide expeaItvs decomposition. and the chickens spoil ed before the battle was over, and we were not suspected.
 Yesterday a well harnessed bene- dlci came down from Cananes to gath er up the wife of his bosom and re- turn 10 tho big camp. He found that
 Er- Is He snstched his S-months-oid daugh- ter from it's mothers arms. and she set up a howl that shiyered the under plnlngs on the tank tower over the line ,Ia.rad about arranged with a well conducted Jersey co wto adopt the baby. when @ reconciliation was
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-02
MERRY WAR PROBABLE
Tariff Sure 10 Bring Division
 to Republican Ranks.
ACTION OF CANAL COMMISSION

Worst BIovF the Prote-tton Element Has Received In Years-stsad Pat Crowd fingered over Expose of Tarin-Robber Prices In COnneetiOn ~iii. the Panama Enterprise.
 The sorrows that have fallen upon the Repcs,lican camp these halcyon days of the verdant springtime have developed a condition which may have
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-02

began to collapse. and a few miles out of Naco he expired in the baggage ear This Is rather unauspiclcas start for g rising young professional man such as l.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27

FOR RENT, 2, 3 or 4 rooms. 8
blocks west of court house, Frank
lin street Apply to NJ, r.. Looney.
NJ Bateman's barber shop If
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27

FOR sALE--A young Jersey COW,
fresh In milk. Apply TO Ben Sal
mon. If
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27

Last night between eleyen-thirtg
and twelve o'clock Deputy County
Clerk Croker was aroused by wrap
on his door by man Tor rather a
boy who wanted 10 procure a mar
riage license Mr.. Croker was fore
ed 10 turn him down on account OF his
being only eighteen years OF age and
not having an order frcm his parents.
The young man lived near Maypearl,
and after being refused the license
he returned home and came In this
morning early with an order written
by his father.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27

There are more deaths directly
due to weak lungs than 10 all
other diseases combined They are
humanity's weak spot-the breeding
place Of consumption, When the
slightest symptom of trouble is felt
In the lungs you should begin the
use of DR.. Boschee's German Syrup
at once II Is made especially TO
soothe, heal, and strengthen the lungs
throat and bronchial tubes. German
Syrup is a never-faiItng remedy for
consumption. Trial bottle 20 cents.
Big bottle rs cents. At all druggists
b. W Fearis. Is
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27
Manual Training.

This is an accepted statement that
the best education is that which
brings the entire body into svmpa-
thy with the mental faculties. This
Is the work that is being done In the
manual training departments that are
being established in all first class
public schools
Trinity Uniyersity's summer school
will have a course in this work and
IL behooyes our citizens TO investigate
this department and If possible get
their boys and girls enrolled III the
work
The course as It will be taught at
the University will include models
in wood and iron. basket making and
mechanical drawing.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27
Notice from G. A. kfrksey.

AS / viii be absent from Waxa-
hachie for an indefinite time, any
p srson 10 whom / NAV be indebted.
or those who may be indebted TO me
or any person holding policies OBJ
tanned through me desiring any infor-
nation concerning same. viii please
call on Mr. +. A. Ferris at The Citi-
zens National Bank. and he Will give
attention TO any such matters
Respectfully yours.
dw-tf C. A. KfRKSEY.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27

During the wind and rasn storm
the other morning black shepherd
dog belonging 20 sir Gus kemble
ran into the house to escape the fury
OF the elements Mr. Kembfe eject.
ed him from the house when the AMI
NAL ran out 20 the sidewalk aud fell
on the walk dead A. be was not
known 10 have been sick ii IN be-
liered that the rpg died from fright.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27
TOWN rs BLOWN AWAY
Cyclone Demoiishes Little Toasn ~
Platter, Indian Territory.


Special 20 Daily Light
Denison. Tex. MAY 27.-The sec
ton foreman at Platter. I. r.. twelve
miles north Of this place. telegraph
ed from Red River station this morn
ing that the town OF Platter was
blown away by a cyclone early this
morning His telegram was very
brief and nc particulars can be OBJ
tanned as the wires are down.
One man is reported killed
The population of Platter is about
three hundred.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27
Marriage License.

The following marriage lieens SEES
have been issued out of the county
clerk + office
G. J Garth and Miss Laura Mae
Nadley
Roy Lanier and Miss Maud Smith.
W p Skipper and Miss Mary
Glover.
c. r. Bailey and Miss Myrtle Bales.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27

FOR sALE-A rubber tired Colum-
bus road buggy good as new. r. H.
Scobey 10
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27

FOR sALE-Fine hogs and pigs See
Tom Dixon asp
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-05-27
w a NJ T s !;

WEATHER Tonight and Sunday
showers and thunder storms Friday
max. IS, min GO.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-09-16
KOMURA'S CASE PUZZLE
DR.. JANEWAY CALLED IN CON-
sULTATIoN-sATo WON'T TALK.

Mr.. Sato issued the following bulletin ir
New York last night relative to the con
dition of Baron Komura, the Japanese peace
plenipotentiary, who Is i'll al the Waldorf
Astoria Hotel:
Baron komura passed a very comfort
able day. His physicians report the pa
TENTS condition as being decidedly salts
factory. At 6 pm. the temperature range
was appreciably lower"
The exact nature of Baron Komura's Ill
ness still remains a mystery, and there was
very little change in his condition yester-
day except that his temperature was lit
tie lower. DR. Edward Jaleway was called
in to assist Drs. Delaf1eld and Pritchard in
diagnosing the case, but he also failed TO
clear up the doubt regarding typhoid fever.
At II o'clock yesterday morning Mr.. Sato
issued the following bulletin
"Dr. Janeway was called In this morning
by DR.. Pritchard in the case Of Baron Ko-
mura AS the result of the Joint confer
ence of Drs. Delafield, Janeway and Pritch-
ard 1t is announced that no finally conclu-
sive diagnosis is yet possible. The baron
passed a quiet night. His condition indi-
Gates nothing serious or alarming"
The parlor of the barons suite was con-
verted into an Office yesterday, and a safe
was moved. This was regarded by some
as an indication that the Illness of the en-
voy might last some time. The safe is
used for the numerous documents relating
to the peace conference. The treaty itself
is on the way to Toxic in the care Of Mr..
Dennison and Mr.. Yamaza
Not So Pleasant
Until yesterday Mr.. Sato appeared to take
keen pleasure in meeting the reporters,
and was always ready to speak to them
either in his room or in the hall of the
hotel.
That has now been changed, and he re-
fuses to see any one. He gives out bull
letin through the medium of the hotel Of
fee at IL in the morning and in the even
ing. Mr.. Sato writes his bulletins in such
a way that they contain very little news
upon the vital points.
The reason he refused to see the reporters
yesterday was because some of them had
questioned him closely as TO the baron's
condition Although the bulletin yesterday
morning announced that there was nothing
alarming in the case, the Japanese minister
Takahira, postponed his departure for
Washington and DR.. Janeway is called in
consultation.
DIR. Janeway left the city last night for
Northfield Conn, and will not return until
October unless serious change in the
barons condition needs his attention. A
number Of japanese residents in New York
called at the WALDORF yesterday. Inc
President is kept Informed of the sick en-
voy's condition through Assistant Secre-
tary Loeb at Oyster Bay
At late hour last night DR.. Pritchard
said: II sent for DR.. Janeway today sc
that the baron should have the very best
advice in the country. There are no new
symptoms absolutely in Baron Komura' S
case and no attempt has been made to dis
guise his condition.
There has been a small disagreement
among the doctors as to the diagnosis OF
the case, but we intend to keep the dis
cussion secret for professional reasons"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-09-16
RADICAL WRITERS MEET.
Discuss Attitude Toward National
Assembly.

ST. PETERSBURG, September IS. A
meeting here of the prominent radical writ
ers of Russia to discuss their attitude to-
ward the national assembly has developed
emergency of opinion. The majority In
dorsed the platform adopted by the League
of Emancipation at Moscow last week. IA
voring active participation in the selection
to and sessions of the assembly, but solely
with the idea of making 1t constituent as
senbly and adopting a policy of obstruction
toward all business except the reconstruc-
ton of the governmental system The MI
nority favored an entire boycott Of all the
preliminary work for the establishment Of
the national assembly and expressed dis
satisfaction with its insufficiency
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-09-16
MAJOR SIMMS' PLANS
WILL PRESENT HIS RESIGNATION
NEXT WEEK.

Although he has not yet forwarded his
formal resignation to the Commissioners,
Maj. r. D. Simms superintendent of prop
erty of the District whose election to the
treasurership of the Capital Traction Com
pany was noted exclusively in yesterdays
Star, will probably notify the executives Of
the local government of his contemplated
retirement from office early next week
Maj. Smms was at his desk for a few min
utes this morning, but he is taking his an
nual vaca ton and he will not resume active
work until next week He said this MORN
ing he will relinquish his old duties and
take on the new soon pending trans
actions in which the District is concerned
can be concluded
Maj. R. D. Simms has been connected
with the District government for a full
score of years, having first entered the
city's employ in 1885 as a laborer. Since
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-09-16
AMAGED BY BLOW
CYCLONE SWEEPS THROUGH
WESTERN TOWNS.
Heavy Damage to Property in Ne
braska-Reached Proportions
Of Tornado.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
OMAHA, September 16.-Eastern Me-
braska and parts of Iowa were visited last
night by the worst tornado and rain storm
of the year.
Extensive damage was done In Omaha
and Council Bluffs. and the loss by wind
and flooded Easements will be large. reach
ing many thousands of dollars.
The storm reached the proportion of a
tornado at Burwell, Neb.. where one person
was killed. six injured and $4,000 damages
done to property
In Omaha no less than dozen large
stores had plate glass windows blown In
and stocks considerably damaged. The
basement of the Daily News Office was
flooded and It's entire stock of paper dam
aged.
The roof Of the Dodge Hotel, at 18th and
Dodge streets, was torn away and the &C.
cupants of the buildings rushed panic
stricken into the streets. negro porter
was slightly injured A fire which started
was quickly extinguished.
All Of the lower part Of Council Bluffs Is
under water. The torrents of rain could
not be carried away by the sewers, and
Broadway, the principal street of the city,