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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Stop That Pain
 In Your Side.
A POSITIVE CURE WILL BE GIVEN
 FREE TO ALL WHO WRITE,

A pain Tn your side may be the frst symptom of appendicitis. It might mean that it Is caused only by constipa. ton. but however trivial you may think nine-tenths of all human ills. pain In the chest Is just as alarm- nS inS symptom to an experienced physi- ii. clan as the first hectic fever of the con- sumptive. Either symptom is extreme.
 " serious and demands immediate att e,,re een.ion. We will give you an absolute for anv vr q e,!a. e,tner case; We have a cure or either the lungs, stomach bronchial tubes or intestines. These pains are orgsea oresns orsndnpH S5ss inam%ation of ths:: reach the infiamed parts, but MilRs: h Emulsion is not an ordinary medicine. It will touch and relieve and heal the trouble. Cream is the most soothfag remedy known for chapped lips. and Just so is Milks' Emulsion the most healing and soothing remedy known tor all trooubles or the mucous lining of the throat. nasal passages, lungs, stom- ach or intestinss. It is pleasant to take and will Immediately cure any case of sore throat. asthma, indigestion or constipation.
 We only want you to take the remedy we give you to prove this. It costs you nothing. It is not disagreeable to take and in addition to our own faith proven in our offer to buy 5o-cent bottle of Milks' Emulsion that you may convince yourself In an actual test we refer you to thousands who were skeptical as you perhaps are. and who now willingly and voluntarily send us their testi- mony.
 Accept this offer by filling in the fol- lowing coupon. You in no way obligate yourself to continue the remedy. Don't delay Do 1t now.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
PUTTING TT STRONG.
But Doesn't It Look ReasonabIes #

This may read as though We were putting 1t little strong, because 1t is generally thought by the majority of people that Dyspepsia ir It's chronic form is incurable or ! C ically so. Rut We have long since snown that Dyspepsia Is curable, nor IS 1t such Q difficult matter as it first appears
 The trouble with Dyspeptics is that they are continually dieting, starving themselves or going to the opposite extreme or else deluging the already after dinner pills etc. which invarI- ably increase the difficulty even If ln some cases they do give a slight tenn porary relief. Such treatment of the What the stomach wants is a rest. Now how can the stomach become rested. recuperated and tthe same time the body nourished and sustained?
 This is great secret and thiS iE also the secret Of the uniform success Of Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets. This is comparatively new remedy but its sue cess and popularity leave no doubt as to its emrit.
 The Tablets will digest the food any way. regard less of conditions of stom- ach. The sufferer from Dyspepsia, ac- abundance of good wholesome food and use the tablets before an / after each meal and the result will Oe the food will be digested no matter how bad your Dyspepsia may be, because as be- fore stated. the tablets will digest the food even if the stomach Is wholly in- active. To illustrate our meaning plainly, if you take 11.S00 grains of meat, eggs or ordinary food and place 1t in a temperature of yS degrees ano pat with 1t one of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets II will digest the meat or eggs enclosed within the stomach.
 The stomach may De ever so weak yet these tablets will perform the work oI digestion and the body and brain will be properly nourished and at the same time a radical, lasting cure of Dyspep- sia will be made because the much abused stomach will be given. to some extent. much-needed rest. Your druggist will tell you that of all the many remedies advertised to cure Dys- pepsia none of them have given SO com plete and general satisfaction as Stu arts Dyspepsia Tablets. and not least in importance in these hard times is the fact that they are also the cheap est and give the most good for the least money
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
sidewalk peneiIinaS
Auditives are Rare.

They are pretty rare" said stu dent of. human nature. but know as many as three of them. I refer to what are known by psychologists as auditives.
 The word comes from the Latin verb audire which means hear. The acquired meaning of the English noun is one who depends for the most part upon his ear for the knowledge he has.
 The auditive will take in every theatre that comes along. He will hear every speech in ear-shot distance that does not palpably conflict with an important address he will not read a reproduction of it in the paper the next morning but imposes the task. of reading it aloud on some forbearing friend.
 These auditivss usually have reten- tive memories because to know any thing by the ear, to have it travel over the auditory nerve. seems to add to the fascination of learning and culti- yates the memory.
 The visualist is the same on the other extreme but I am glad I am normal. I believe in the democracy of the senses and am satisfied"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
SUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 1905.
ALABAMA STATE FAIR

4 The movement for a Fair in Mont gomery next fall has assumed definite shape. and inaugurated and led by many of the most prominent and suc- eessfui business and professional men of the city. 1t is sure to be success.
 The Advertiser takes, occasion to again say that it gives its cordial and hearty endorsement to the undertak- ing. and promises most earnest and Eealous support in advancing the ef fort to establish such an enterprise here.
 In the very heart of the agricultural region of Alabama; right in the center of the Black Belt. where cotton and corn, and all grain crops are the lead CTS. and where hog and hominy have been made the watchwords, there is every reason why this city should have 8 permanent State Fair. one wide enough and broad enough in its scope to embrace the entire State from the Tennessee to the Gulf, and from the Chattahoochee to the Mississippi line: an Alabama State Fair that will revive Tivalryein the products of our farms. and be such a moral and educational exhibit that all our people can come and learn and inform themselves, and be sure of being as safe. as at their own homes, from all immoral and im- proper influences.
 The laws of Alabama are ample to ensure us a moral and high-toned ex- hibition, and there is abundant room for all the relaxation and entertain ment that may be desired by the most exacting. The laws do prohibit pool selling. but they do not prohibit or seek to prevent racing. and the prizes and purses can, and should be, made large enough to induce the best horses to come and compete, and to gratify all who are absolutely dependent upon horse-racing on such occasions Horse raising can be followed successfully in Alabama and perhaps this encourage ment will revive that industry and again cause the blooded animals to be raised in this State. as they have been in the past, although on a much larger and broader scale.
 An old-time agricultural fair Is what we want. where the products of the farm. of the dairy. of the orchard. of the vineyard, may be exhibited and where we can show our stock. our cat tie, our. poultry and the results of wo- mems work in the household. Where all can be invited to higher and great CT ends and where the prospector can be induced, upon seeing what we can do. to come and make his home with us
 The possibilities and advantages of such an enterprise cannot be over-es- timated. but it is sufficient to say now. that they are great enough to merit the earnest and enthusiastic support of every enterprising citizen of Mont gomery and we trust that the plan of the committee will receive hearty and liberal response from every one.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
HOW RICH MEN
Make Payment of Taxes on Personal
 Property.

Make Payment of Taxes on Personal
 Property.
 New York World.
 Levi P. Morton was among those who swore off their personal taxes yester- day. MT. Morton asked to be relieved from taxation here on the ground that his home Is at Rhineeliff-o -on-the Hud- son.
 MT. Morton is the latest of New York millionaires to escape tax ation on their personal rroperty here on the ground of non-r q dence. The list of others who do the same includes George Gould. who claims Lakewood as his home; Edwin and Howard Gould, W. K. Vanderbilt, Jr.. William C.. Rockefeller. son of William Rockefel- Ter; F. c. Benedict, E. H. Hartman, !, Mrs. Caroline .Astor and many others Investigation by The World has shown that many of these persons pay little or no personal taxes at the places they have given as their legal residences.
 E. c. Benedict pays on $16,0OO at Greenwich, E. C. Converse on $1S,20O while William c. RocKereller, J. Ken nedy Tod, William s. Tod and scores of others rated as millionaires do not pay at all. F. H, Hartman Is not assessed at all for personal tax at Goshen, where he has a residence
 George Gould is assessed for $40O,- 900 personal tax at Lakewood and John D. Rockefeller for $25,000 real estate at that place
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
ClanCey's Hotel, Cor. Bibb & Commerce StS.
 Montgomery, Ala.
ARRIVALS YESTERDAY:

C.; George H Semple, Virginia; R. E. Ward and wife, Alabama; R. B. Chalk CT, Atlanta, Ga; w. A. Ellington. Mont gomery; H. H. Garner, Dothan; F. W. Boggess. Beloit, Wis; L. L. Sperry, J. E. Duval. Atlanta; J. E. Noble, Cleveland, O.; J. B. Flowers, Mobile; A, M. Webster Wetumpka; H. l.. Her ring, City; L. A. Bethea, Clanton; E. l.. Tippens, Savannah; s. M, Adams, Clan ton; W. A. Ward, Atlanta; w. H. Lofter' Waycross. Ga; Charles Cate, Chatta- nooga; T. B. Benton, Alabama: s. W. Bryant, Savannah; H. L. Woodrough, Saannah; W. o. Hicks, Savannah; E. w. Jones, Opelika; s. M. Black. West Alex andria. O.; W. A. Ham. Philadelphia; J. M. Campbell Chicago.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

An Impetus to ReforestatiOn in Penn
 sylyania. Philadelphia Record.
 It has been decided by a special com mittee of officers of the transportation department of the Pennsylvania Rail- road that the process of "skinntng" the forets lands to obtain material for crossties does not pay, and that ans other policy should be pursued henceA forward by the company. With each succeeding year the supply of timber has to be sought further from the base of operations, the former sources hay ing been exhausted. The management of the company has, therefore, been prompted to plant trees from which it's future requirements can be drawn. As timber does not mature in less than thirty years, the new policy was adopt ed none too soon; nevertheless to the Pennsylvania Railroad belongs the credit of being the first of the great carrying companies to pursue this sane seedlings which it proposes to set out next year, to be followed by future plantings in quantities not yet deter mined; will not be a nearly, large panys future needs. It would be nec- essary to plant 1,3O0,000 each year for thirty years to provide an always de- pendable source of supply, and the land to be covered by this forest growth would be 152 square miles in extent,
 The lead taken by the company ought to encourage owners of denuded noun tain land to follow. While the enter prise would yield no immediate profits, 1t would be a sure and permanent source of rich revenue in the future. The cost of two or three year old seed lings, including the labor of setting them out, is about cents apiece, and if planted ten feet apart there would be 400 to the acre. Once planted, the trees would practically take care of themselves. and if judiciously cut on their maturity the forests thus planted would be self-renewing. The remark of President Roosevelt at the recent Forestry Congress was true. The sig nifcant fact Is that henceforward the movement for the propagation of tim Der Is to be directed mainly from with in; by the men who are actively inter ested in the use and, hence, in the con- servation of the forest rather than from those whose interest is philan- thropic and general. The difference is that between mere agitation and exc cution in practice, between the hope of accomplishment and the thing done.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

We have about fifty Suit and forty >Trouser Patterns left from our Fall and Winter Stock. We won't carry them because each and every one of them is high class and high priced. We make them to your measure in the inim. itabEe Hurley" style for what it cost us. You have all the best of it and if you haven't tried us now is the time to get acquainted with
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Good Word for LegisIature.

"A lot of people are disposed 10 crit- icise the personnel of the last Legis- lature," said a conservative business man, but I have always thought the after all.
 '"There was a good deal of creative work to do It was en1oined upon them by the new Constitution. To ac- complish this in a reasonable time re- quired some haste and I have never wondered that some of the Legislation performed has been torn to pieces. J expected it in part.
 islative body believe in giving credit for the large amount of good and use full legislation Because the 1Iusk and the Fourteenth and Fifteenth Circuit acts were declared unconstitutional does not mean that we have no judi ciary nor does it mean that we have a defective educational law and other things"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
The American Way.

Judge J. W. Whitten, Chief of the Law Division of the General Land Off, flee in Washington, has completed a trip of 5000 miles through Alaska, cov- ering four months. In an address the other night on his tour the Judge de- clared that. while Dawson, which is under Canadian rule, is, in his opinion, one of the best governed towns in the world, all places of business there clos ing from early Saturday evening until sunrise Monday morning, on the other hand at Nome the first American city across the boundary, the saloons and gambling houses are running in full blast on Sunday, and, though he was told that the place possessed a church. he saw no evidences of it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
simniicitx Is a Virtue.

T am glad to see that we are return ing to the old Anglo-Saxon," said q conversationalist of ability. The day of Johnsonese and foreign diction will soon see it's end. I'm thinking.
 You will note 1t every day if you care to. I ask you if people of the play isn't taking the place of per sonae dramatis' and to good advantage too. What author of real repute is putting 'finis' to mark the end of his story?
 What observant hostess nowadays is adding respondez s'il vous plats' to an invitation. or an abbreviation of this Bohemian?
 Tt all comes from simplicity and the need of being simple. The short est word is now the best and all eff forts at hiding meanings or monopo- lizing words are a part of the past
 "A fellow might say he is going to 'exculpate' his friend and this latter Individual would likely daub his would-be help-mate with an aged egg under the illusion that great damage is ahead for him. Simplicity is indeed a virtue.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Mean, Meaner, Meanest.

Smart Set.
 There were four of them in the smoking compartment of the car when the traveller from Chicago happened to say: That reminds me of a man out in my town who Is so mean that he makes the members of his house write small hands, in order to save ink"
 "A friend O my fathers, suh, wuz even wus than thet," came promptly the clocks at night. suh, because O the wear and tear on the works
 Then the Philadelphian Well, there's a good old Quaker out in Wayne who won't read the papers. Wears out his glasses, says he. ."
 All three looked nqulringly at the man from New York, but he merely smiled and rang for the walter to take the orders,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
A Handy Thing.

Dothan Siftings.
 If one will just glance over the re- ports of the trial of Federal Judge Swayne he will be convinced that a tudgeship of that kind Is pretty handy thing, when one wants to go around over the country, keeping up his residence in another state, and wintering in the balmy South when he feels like 1t, all for ten per diem.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

The Chicago Tribune predicts that the verb "to pennypacker" will be in the dictionaries of the future, and the definition given will be, "an attempt to curtail the freedom of Ghe press ." Thus does fame sometimes lie in wait for small objects.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
On His Head.

It Is reported that the girls in the San Francisco high schools are being taught the Japanese art of jiu-jitsu, and that any man who bothers them hereafter Is liable to find himself standing on his head in the streets with few broken bones before he knows what has struck him,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
All Play Together.

Ex-Secretary Herbert's grand chill dren now play with the Roosevelt children in the White House back yard. Who knows but what they may Ego a-ftshing down in Butler" when the president comes to Alabama
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Blind Justice.
Mobile Herald.

MobiIe Herald.
 If justice were not blind she would sometimes require rich thieves to he tried before juries instead of by physi- clans in the pay of the accused, She might, too, sometimes let a poor thief go because she is manancl sly.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

the well-digger build well. Nor does grohnd-hog build his hole. Nor yet does the sexton build grave. Then why build a canal7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

The Norfolk Landmark wickedly sabs its Faber into our flea story by asserting that Rothschild never made the offer of s25,OOo for an Arctic flea. sso matter The story goes. and we've got none of them for sale.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

The Thomasville Times Enterprise is inclined to feel kindly towards the whiskey trust. because it has reduced the price of this necessary of life.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
should De satiated.
Birminghs

Birmingham News.
 It is said that Professor Triggs will start Q magazine. With Triggs and Tom Watson in the magazine business at the same time the country's taste for freak literature should be satia-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Is 1t correct English to speak. as all of us do at times. of building the Panama Canal?" The farmer doesn't build a ditch; he digs it. Neither does
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Montgomery n Health Resort.

Ibid you know,' asked an old resI- dent of Montgomery, that there are scores of Northern people in Montgom- cry spending the winter for their health?
 q know of several people who have left Ohio, Michigan and Illinois to go to health resorts below Montgomery. Well. they pass through this city, Asome of them. and are struck with the beau ty of the Capital City. They have al- ready heard of the pure water in Montgomery.
 "'The balmv atmosphere of Montgon- cry, the wide thoroughfares and the genial hospitality of the people here attract these soIourners. For these reasons there are many visitors in the city who had intended to spend their time at other places"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Is Far Enough,

GuIduld Times. A scientist has discovered that the human race reaches farther back than
 Adam. Well that was all work thown away as Adam day Is far enough back
 for any ordinary purpose.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

About this time look out for some weather" might be inserted in the almanaes for any day now.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Sunday Average, December, 1904. 1S,8o7 E. s. Noble. Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser, being duly sworn, says: The foregoing statement of The Ad- yertisers daily circulation for the month of December, 1904, is true and correct, and compiled after all returns from news boys, news agents and leftover copies have been deducted. E. S. NOBLE.
 Circulation Manager,
 The Advertiser CoSipany. Sworn to and subscribed before me this 9th day of January. 1905
 F. W. JACKSON,
 gstr N. F., Ex-o. J. P.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

When they talk about Crum resign tne perhaps they only mean that he is wealkned to his good fortuna
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

If 1t is denoraiizing to whip wife beater is it not equally so to hang a wife -murderer7
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Mir. J. R. Evans of New York is a visitor in Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Church. Rev. G. W. Patterson, D.
 D.. pastor Of the Montgomery Church, has gone to Mobile where Re wlIi preach today and tonight in Dr. Carr's
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Women do have a moral sense when they are not near eustomhouse or paying street car fares
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Wbat Stale Papers
 lire $ayina
So We Do.

Columbtana Sentinel.
 They say that an old fool Is the worst fool; still, we old fools know some yong ones who would be hard to beat.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT. T. B. Wallace a well known citizen of Tuscaloosa, is in the city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT. Guy Mitchell of Atlanta was i the city yesterday.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Judge s M. Adams of Clanton ar- rived in Montgomery yesterday.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Mt. J. E. McMurphy of Mobile in Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT. w. D. c. Kessler of Pensaeol, Is in the city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT. Paul Danner, well known young man of Mobile, Is in Montgom- cry.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Governor Cunningham went to Bir- Sunday with his family at Ensley.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT l.. A. Bethea of Clanton was in Montgomery yesterday.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Rev. A. F. Carr D. D., pastor of the Government Street Presbyterlap Church will preach this morning and evening at the First Presbyterian
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT: A. M. Webster of wetumpka i at Clancey's.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT. w. A. Hall of Rome, Ga, Is in the city
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

MT. J. B. Flowers of Mobile is ir Montgomery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
Lcss CIgnrette Smoking.

T believe there are less cigarette smokers growing up now than was the case half a decade ago said an ob- be surprised if there are less smokers: but I have noticed that number of young men of my acquaintance who do | not smoke cigarettes. contining their efforts to pipes and cigars. Nothing has more to do with this than the physical culture movement. There are hundreds of papers that are reld and millions published every week. that are waging a ceaseless and determined war on cigarettes. This propaganda Is bearing fruit and l predict that in a few years the change will be very noticeable.'
 Rev w. H. Perkins, the blind preacher from Tennessee. will preach tonight at 7:30 o'clock at the Cum berland Presbyterian Church. his text being The Three Crucihxions.
 Mir. A. c. Sexton. accompanied by Mrs. Sexton, left yesterday evening for Marion, Va. They will be absent from home about two weeks.
 Governor Cunningham went to Bir- mingham yesterday evening to spend Sunday with his family at Ensley.
 MT. Paul Danner, well known young man of Mobile, is in Montgom- cry.
 Mir. l.. A. Bethea of Clanton was in Montgomery yesterday.
 MT w. A.. Hall of Rome, Ga, Is in the city.
 Rey, A. F. Carr; D; D.. pastor of Church. will preach this morning and evening at the First Presbyterian
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15
An Impetus to ReforestatiOn in Penn
 mxvI~ naa

MT. E. W. Jones of opelika is in the city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-01-15

Mir. A. c. Sexton, accompanied by Mrs Sexton, left yesterday evening for Marion, Va. They will be absent from home about two weeks.