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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
BACK To NATURE

Return to the old-time whole
some wheat food of our fore-fathers.
Buy package of EGG-0-SEE and
use it tomorrowy,norning.
When you dip your spoon into
its golden brown fakes you will
realize that AT LAST there is a
delicious tempting dish made from
the whole wheat.
E6G-0-SEE is made from the per-
feet grains of the choicest white
wheat, containing ALL THE
VITAL ELEMENTS that make
for buoyant health and good
digestion.
1t is Natures perfect food, and
satisfies your craving for :" some
thing good to eat
Perfect digestion means life
power, energy and a robust we'll
being. Attain it by eating EGG.
0.SEE.
EG6-0.SEE is sold in alright,
inner-lined packages, insuring
purity and freshness.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Arriving at a Verdict.

Kushequa, Pa, July lO.-(SpeciaD I'm
this section of Pennsylvania there is a
growing belief that for such Kidney Dis
eases as Rheumatism and Lame Back
there is only one sure cure and that Is
Dodd's Kidney Pills. This belief grows
from such cases as that of Mrs NJ l..
Dawson of this place. She tells the story
herself as follows:-
Il have suffered from Rheumatism for
thirty years and find that Dodd's Kidney
Pills have done me more good than any
medicine l have ever taken / was also
bothered with Lame Back and l can only
say that my back hasn't bothered me
since l took Dodd's Kidney Pills"
Considering that Mrs. Dawson only
took two boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills,
the result would be considered wonderful
if it were not that others are reporting
similar results daily. Kushequa is fast
arriving at a verdict that "Dodd's Kid
ney Pills are the one sure cure for Rheu-
matism"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

cused of crime in the states. | thought
they would burn me at the stake, but
dad came out, of the hotel and threw a
handful of small change into the crowd,
and it was all off.
After they picked up the coin they
beckoned me to come out and play some
more, but not any more for little Hen
merry. l have been in love in all coun-
tries where we have travelled. and in all
languages, but this Italian love takes
the whole bakery, and do not go around
any more without chaperone. The
their heads, and there are holes in their
dresses and their skin isn't white, like
American girls, but is what they call
olive complexion, like stuffed olives You
buy in bottles, stuffed with cayenne pep
per, but the girls are just like the
cayenne pepper, so warm that you want
to throw water on yourself after they
have touched you. Gee, but 1 wouldn't
want to live in climate! where girls
were a torrid zone, cause should melt
like an icicle that drops in stove, and
makes steam, and blows up the whole
house.
Well, old man, you talk about
churches, but you don't know anything
about it. Dad and | went to St. Peters
in Rome, and it is the grandest thing in
the world Say, the Congregations
church at home, which we thought SC
grand, could be put in one little corner
of st. Peters, and would look like 80
cents st. Peters covers ground about
half mile square, and when you 60 in
side and look at grown people on the
other side of it, they look like flies, and
the organ is as big as block of build
ings in Chicago, and when they blow it.
you think the last day has come, and
vet the music is as sweet as a melodeon
and makes you want to get down on
your knees with all the thousands of
good Christians of Italy, and confess
that you are fraud, that ought to be
arrested.
Dad and have been to all kinds of
churches, everywhere, and never turned
a hair, but since we got to this town, and
got some of the prevailing religion into
our systems, we feel guilty, and it seems
as though everybody could see right into
us, and that they knew we were heath
en-, that never knew there was a God
Sure thing, never supposed there were
80 many people in the world that wor
SHIPPED their Maker, as there are here,
and don't wonder that all over the
world good people look to Rome for the
light. Dad keeps telling me that when
We get home we will set an example that
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Copyright. 1905. By Joseph B. Bowles.l


Copyright. 1905. By Joseph B. Bowles)
ROME, ITALY.-MY DEAR OLD
''PARD:" Well, sir, if you could see me
ROW, you wouldn't know me, because
foreign travel has broadened me out, SO
l can talk on any subject, and people
of my age look upon me as an author
ity, and they surround me everywhere
! CO. and urge me to talk. The fact that
the boys and girls do not understand
word | say, makes no difference. They
do not wear many clothes here, and there
is no style about them, aud when they
see me, with a whole suit of clothes on,
and hat, and shoes and socks, and a
scarf-pin on my necktie, they think
must be an Americana that is too rich
for any use, or something that ranks
with a prince at least, and the boys de-
light to be with me, and do errands for
me, and the girls seem to be in love with
me.
There is no way you can tell if girl
is in love with you, except that she looks
at you with eyes that are as black as
coal, and they seem to burn a hole right
ihIO YOUR luSlutS, anu Wutn luey ldhc
hold of your hand they hang on, and
squeeze like alamand-left, in dance
at home, and they snug up to you, and
are as warm and cheerful as gas stove.
Say, sat on bench in plaza with
girl about my age, for an hour, while
the other girls and boys sat on the
ground and looked at us in admiration,
and when / put my arm around her and
kissed her on her pouting lips, 1t brought
on a'revolution. An Italian soldier po-
liceman took me by the neck and threw
me across the street, the girl scratched
me with her finger nails and bit me, and
yelled some grand hailing sign of dis
tress, her brother and a ragged boy that
was in love with the girl, and was jeal-
GUS, drew daggers, and the whole
crowd yelled murder, and started for
our hotel on run, and the whole popu-
lation of Rome seemed to follow me, and
I might as we'll have been negro ac-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
TARTARIc TRUTHS.

1t is much easier to make love than
to make good husband.
The more man is wrapped up in
himself the colder he is.
1t is quite possible for young man
to be handicapped by too many ances-
tors.
The man who has little information
usually is not lacking in self-asser-
ton.
Between the deserving poor and the
deservedly poor there is a vast diff
ference.
Attached to every success there is a
certain degree of what the world desig-
mates as bluff.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

ing live men chewed up by beasts, AMI
dad said he didn't care how near we got
as long as they chewed and tore to
pieces the natives; so we started to work
up little nearer, when there was a
noise such as never heard before, as the
hogshead of broken glass began to roll
down the tiers OF stone,seats, and fell
over on the ground, and pushed dad, and
he went over in the sand and struck his
pants on cactus, and yelled that he was
stabbed with dirk, and got up and
fell down again, and just then the Chi
cago soap man came up OH a gallop, fol-
lowed by the villains playing lion and
tiger, and dad asked the Chicago man
what seemed to be the matter, and he
said: Matter enough; there has been
an earthquake. and the Coliseum has
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Two Great Qualities.

'1s it possible" asked the passenger on
the Mississippi river steamboat, looking at
the turbid, boiling flood, that people ever
drink this water"
Sir" said the lanky passenger with the
broad brimmed SLOUGH hat, "you take a
glass of that water, let it settle, pour off
the clear fluid at the top, and it's the best
drinking water in the world
''But the sediment at the bottom"
"You don't need to throw that away,
either. By George, sir, it makes the best
and richest soil you ever saw!"-Chicago
Tribune
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Too Human.

There is proverb: eff you're fond Of
hero worship, never make pilgrimage to
see the hero"
A Sweet girl graduate who called on
her favorite author said of him, after
wards:
.'He was on the front porca in his
shirt sleeves Oh, he seemed so terribly
human! ''-Atlanta Constitution.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

Kidney Pills relieve
and cure it.
II. B. McCarver,
of POI Cherry st. ,
Portland, Ore, in
spector of freight
for the Trans-Con-
tinental Co., says /:
+" l used Doan's Kid
ney Pills for back
ache and OF h e r
symptoms of kid
ney trouble which
had annoyed me for
months. / think a
cold was response
BILE for the whole
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

trouble. 1t seemed to settle in my KID
neys. Doan's Kidney Pills rooted it
out. 1t is several months since used
them, and up to date there has been no
recurrence of the trouble
Doan's Kidney Pills are for sale by
all dealers, price so cents per box.
Foster-Mlburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Knew Her Business,

She had just filed her application
for the position of culinary assistant
in boarding house, and the land
lady was cross-examining.
DO you carve the pie in four
pieces, or five?" asked the landlady.
Six" promptly answered the ap-
plicant.
She got the job-and it served her
right.-Chicago Daily News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
YARNLETS RARE.

A host of Daniel Webster in handing
him a glass of Madeira out of dusty
and cobwebbed bottle said that he had
made little calculation that the wine
had cost him two dollars glass, count
ing the interest from the time he bought
the wine. Webster reached for the bot
tie and helped himself to second glass,
saying: 81 really must stop that con-
founded interest"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
ToRTURINo, DIsFIcURINo
Humors, Eczemas, Itchings, Infiam-
nations, Burnings, Scalings and
Chafngs Cured by Cuticura.

The agonizing itching and burning Of
the skin, as in eczema; the frightful seal.
ing, as in psoriasis; the loss of hair and
crusting Of the scalp, as in SCALED head
the facial disfgurements, as in pimples
and ringworm; the awful suffering of in.
fants, and anxiety of worn-out parents,
as in milk crust, letter and salt rheum-
all demand a remedy of almost superhu-
man virtues to successfully cope with
them. That Cuticura Soap, Ointment and
Pills are such stands proven beyond all
doubt by the testimony of the civilized
world
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
General Weakness.

Nervous Prostitution, Easily Tired, Pains,
Aches, etc., are signs of some deep-seated
trouble and ought to be corrected at once.
and Nerve medicine in the world, also
Cures Indigestion, Misuse and Heart and
Kidney Troubles. DR.. Pusheck, Chicago.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
England,s Bow Babies.

The average Of births in London is
1000 month. 1t is computed that
single months births of male babies
would nearly suffice to replace the men
lost by England on the Boer battle.
field.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

A well-known actor was walking with
friend in Broadway, New York, one
afternoon when they were attracted by
fine meerschaum pipe in show win
dow Going inside, they asked the price
and were told $50 You need not show
it to me- said the actor, walking out.
After a minute he remarked to his
friend: what! Two weeks alimony
for a pipe? Well, CUES not
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
For Hot Weather
A FREE BOTTLE OF
MULL'S GRAPE TONIC
to any one who will write for it now.
HAVE YOU
CONSTIPATION
Stomach Troubles, Indigestion, pyspep-
sia, Blood Poison, Skin Diseases,
Sores, Sudden Bowel Trouble,
Diauhea, Cholera, Etc..

No one whose bow
els are healthy and &C
tive contracts these
complaints. Invari-
ably they are the re-
suit of Constipation
which means decayed,
poisoned aud dying
bowels or intestiues.
Check diarrhea and
you are liable to fatal
blood poison-a physic
makes you W or e.
There is only one right
course and that is TO
treat the cause. Re
vive and strengthen
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Affronted Authority.

$50 your wife does not approve of base
ball?"
NO" answered Mr.. Meekton. "Henri-
eta can't stand it to see any mere man
bossing people around the way the umpire
does. "-Washington Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Information.

PA, what's the Hungarian diet?"
"Oh, macaroni and goulash. ana
such like stuff. Don't bother papa
now" louisville Courier Journal
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
cept no substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. 0lmsted. LIE Roy. N. Y.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
The Difference.

t1n the Society Islands, when a man
dies they whitewash his body
"And here we perform the same ten.
der offices with his character. cleveland
Leader
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

the bowels and intes-
tines. We will prove
10 you that Mull's
Grape Tonic cures
Constipation and all
these terrible Bowel
troubles because it
cleanses the Blood and
makes the intestines
practically new. II
feeds the starved con-
dition and brings them
back TO life-nothing
else will. For hot
weather ills it has NO
equal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton has an equal for coughs and colds.-J.
F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. Is, 1900.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

One of the professors says lying is I'M
natural and has to be learned. This may
be true, but it seldom is necessary to
serve long apprenticeship Chicago Rec
ord Herald
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

It is highly improbable that the world
will ever again see a time when it will
not consider itself on the threshold of a
naw era Puck
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

A British officer says that one day
he saw volunteer soldier out for drill
who had an extraordinary number of
medals pinned on his coat. HE evident
ly felt f1attered at my notice." declares
the officer, "and / said to him: You
seem to have seen considerable service.
In what wars have you been engaged?'
He replied: Bless you! have never
been in a war. My father and 1 were
awarded those medals at agricultural
shows for a special breed of pigs for
which we are famous"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

Full many possessor of a college di-
ploma is destined to discover in short
order that experience does not always come
by degrees-Detroit Free Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
CONSTANT ACHING.

Back aches all the time. Spoilsy6ur
appetite, wearies the body, worries the
mind. Kidneys cause it all and Doan's
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

If nature ever made mistake, it was
when she made a good canteloupe and a
bad canteloupe look exactly alike. Toledo
Blade.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

In recent hearing before a commit
tee of the London county council, one
of the participants quote Shakespeare
against his opponent, who, he said,
"roared as a sucking dove" The clerk
of the committee, who may have prided
himself on his knowledge of natural his
tory, entered the remark on the minutes
in this fashion: Mr. Balfour Browne
remarked that his learned friend had
roared as gently as sucking pig"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

BY HON. GEORGE w. PECK.
Ex-Governor of Wisconsin, Former Edit
or of Pecks Sun, Author of "Peck's
Bad Boy" etc,)
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14
Sad Widowhood.

Ella-Death is sad.
Stella-Yes, it is the divorce which
pays no alimony.-Town Topics.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-14

The Bad Boy Makes Friends with Some
italian Children-Dad Is Chased
by Lions from the Coliseum-"Not
Any More Rome for Papa" Says
Dad.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28

accuses Bob of doing the deed Like
wise. he waves the gat with great free
dom. The truth OF the matter is appa-
rent TO all. but the Ellison person is
foolish IKE a fish. and the chloroformed
maiden has hard time setting things
right when she Is able TO take notice.
In the last act IL Is learned that the
villaincss had thrown the hop juice into
the college wonder" who was doing
n twenty-four hours stretch of sleep in
n third-story back. i'm n Jersey City
houkatonk, too dead 10 even fight booze.
much less Mike Tobin. This is an
nounced. and right there the persistent
Tobin individual borrows a bunch of
trouble. He offers 20 let Fftzsimmons
take the place of the sOporiflc student
This Is accepted. and In the middle OF
the second round OF a bout. in which
Mr. F'itzsimmons hops around like a
cross between flea and kangaroo, the
unfortunate Tobin gets his for the third
time that day. and takes nap. The
night | saw him he was remarka bly,
realistic for his head hit the floor with
"a thud like that with which the coco
of Jim Jcffords bumped the stage the
night that never-waser was given a
dreamland punch In Baltimore by Peter
! Maher
Vivian Ellington arises In the audience
and announces she has been there al
along. disguised as n boy, Ellington
: fortunes are rehabilitated Mr. Fitzsim-
mons gains his bride. and we all 80
home. THOMAS S. RICE.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
MISCELLANEOUS.

The Philadelphia Ledger says that :f
Columbia determines that +. a. Demp-
sey must be at the head of rowing at
the Morningside Heights a struggle for
his services is likely TO be of great in
tereSt TO the college world at large. AS
was exclusively reported in Saturdays
Times. Coach Dempsey has renewed his
contract with Georgetown, and viii be
In charge of the Blue and Gray oars
men for another year at least.
The Washington Cricket Club was
beaten at Baltimore by the Sons Of ST.
George team yesterday by 10 runs 10 81
i'm one inning The second inning result
cd in a tie TOM ROLAND.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
THREE DAYS. RACING
FOR AMATEURS ONLY

NEW YORK, Aug. 28-Three days OF
steeplechasing have been arranged to
take place at Morris Park, In New York,
beginning October q. What VIII make It
especially interesting is the rule that
only amateurs shall ride
The meeting will be held under the
direction Of the United Hunt Associa-
ton. which includes Washington. New
York. Baltimore. and Philadelphia. and
of which Perry Belmont IS president.
The association met in New York Sat
urday and elected Mr. Belmont presi-
dent. Howard Potter vice president. and
Ralph y. Ellis treasurer. At the meet
ing II was voted to hold the three days
of racing
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
COMMISSIONERS PLAY
COLUMBIA A. C. TODAY

The Commissioners Club viii play the
Columbia Athletic Club this afternoon
art the Coliseum, the game to be called
at O'Clock.
These two strong teams have played
several close and interesting games this
season and appear to be evenly match
ed. so that good contest should re-
suit
Tommie Cantwell or Jack Leonard will
be IN the box for the Commissioners,
and Manager O'Connor will put in one
of his star boxmen- All the East Wash
ington stars will participate. and the
commissioners VIII use the lineup that
Will attempt on next Monday TO beat
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
lAJOIE TO PLAY
FIRST BASE TODAY

CLEVELAND. Ohio, Aug S-Today
viii witness the real advent into the
game of Manager Lajoie, of the Cleve-
land team, who viii be seen at first base
in the game with New York.
Charles Carr has slumped in his bat
ting and he will warm the bench. for
the rest of the seas son, while Stovall will
remain at second base until Lajoie is
able TO use his left foot as we'll as he
did before il was injured. I4ajoie is dis
Slsted over the slump the team has
taken and expects that his presence in
tne game Will arouse new life in the
players.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
jim CORBETT TURNS
AUTO INTO DITCH

NEW YORK, Aug 2s.-Mrs. James ].
Corbett. wife of the pugilist. is suffer-
ing today severe bruises sustained by
being thrown from her husbands auto
mobile, which he had turned into a
ditch TO avoid a collision near Bayside,
l.. I.
The ex-champicn was shaken UP
slightly. while Henry w Medicus
treasurer of the Brooklyn baseball
team. and Mrs. Medicus, who also were
in the car. escaped without injury
The Washington times., 1905-08-28

Two-base Wallace. Hickman,
Spencer. and Frisk. Sacrifice hit-Hill.
Passed ball-Spencer. Stolen bases
Gleason. Wallace and Jones. Wild pitch
Buchanan. Bases on balls-Off Buch-
anan. ,: off Patten. 4 Struck out-By
Buchanan, 3; by Patten, 5. Left on bases
st. Louis. s: Washington. >. Umpires
-Messrs. Mccarthy and Connolly. Time
OF game-1 hour and IS minutes.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
EXPLOSION IN CHURCH
RESULTED IN A PANIC

NORFOLK. Va. Aug. 2S-There was
a panic in the First Baptist Church
here, caused by the explosion of stere-
opticon. Gowns were torn and women
were bruised in frantic attempts TO es-
cape.
The lecture of the Rev. Calvin s.
Blackwell, the pastor, was spoiled.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
BASEBALL.

The Sunday School League will have
10 look elsewhere for a northwest park
next season. AS soon as the post-sea-
son games are over the District authori-
ties Will commence TO extend Fourteenth
street, which VIII mean that the stree,
Will be cut through part of the Mt.
Pleasant grounds.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28

Two-base hits-Rockenfield and Stahl.
Sacrifice hit-Knoll. Double plays-Pelty
20 Wallace to T. Jones; Rockenfield to
Wallace 70 T. Jones. Hit with ball
Rockenfield. First base on balls-cn
Townsend. xtruck out-By Petty. 5;
by Townsend T. Left on bases st
Louis. IL. Umpires-ConnoIly and Nc
Carthy. Time OF game-1 hour and 43
nnfnIIfeS
The Washington times., 1905-08-28
Personal Comment On Men and
Things in the Field of Sports
PUGILISM.

In Philadelphia on Saturday night
Jack Langdon bested Hughey Dougher-
ty at the Richmond Athletic Club in
six rounds Young Nitchie and Bat
Ting Kelly fought six hard rounds TO
a draw at the Richmond Athletic Club.
Tommy I.angdon knocked out RoX
Mcguire lin three rounds at Richmond
Athletic Club Jack Ashton bested
young Tommy Coleman in six rounds
Joe I.arkin. the Jersey City feather
weight. added another victory 10 his
long list Saturday night by knocking
out Terry Sullivan. of Brooklyn. in the
| twenty-second round of a battle sched-
uled to go to a finish by landing a right
hook TO the jaw Sullivan had to be
carried out OF the ring. Several hundred
journeyed to a club house on the old
Boston road 10 witness the fight. IL
, was with small gloves for purse OF
500 and a side bet of like amount
Both boys after two weeks hard train
| ing stripped in fine form.
The National Athletic Club. of Phila-
delphia will hold its weekly show to-
night with five star bouts for six rounds
each. All the men are top nOtchers al
this weight and night OF hard milling
is looked for. The cards is as follows:
Tommy. of Philadelphia. vs. Frank
Carsey, OF Chicago; Harry Lewis ys.
Sammy Smith. Johnny Dwyer VS. Young
( Nitchie: Jimmy Levella VS.. Willie Did
dies, and the star act of the night will
show George Cole. of Trenton IS. Joe
Jennett, Of Philadelphia.
Young Donohue. of Roxbury. Mass.
and Matty Baldwin. OF Charlestown,
Mass, will go fifteen rounds at catch
weights on Labor Day before che Fall
Mountain Athletic Club OF Bellows Falls
VT.
The Washington times., 1905-08-28

Clarke Griffith is about the only man
ager in the American League who says
that the Athletics cannot win the pen
nant any way you dope ii. The Yankee
leader claims that during the next few
weeks the Quakers win receive jars
that wiz knock the ambition out of
them. II the Athletics haven't a show
we would like to know what team has.