Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-31


Count that day lost whose low descending
by an auto murder done.
Now if the lid only placed tightly on the
garbage wagons would object
The Lily club is not living up its name-unless
the gambling there puts it in the tiger lily class.
The 1id" being off the Trail Portland Sundays
that exposition stands show of making money
]. D. Rockefeller is preparing his own obituary He
could find no else to write that suited him.
The sheet metal strikes backbone is fractured
Wasn't it rather in need of metal sheahing itself?
The Standard has swallowed the inseed oil bus-
ness. But won't castor oil be dose for it to take!
And then, codliver oil
A great whetting of long pruning knives is on at
the city hall. Some has to cut million dollars
off the 1906 estimates.
Town Topics declared it could ''asonish New York"
Having called the smart set intelligent has made
good" the assertion.
If Los Angeles could only squech the fool auto
speeder bury the library muddle would be quite
well satisfied with itself now.
Anyhow it is safe bet that the Lummis green cor
duroys attracted more attention than any gown any
woman had on at that library reception
The navy is to add fourteen new war vessels TO it's
feet In the light of the Bennington disaster it would
better fix up few of the old ones first
1t may well be understood that the resembling of
the dove law will bother the dove of peace in any
way. 1t is about 10 nest in New Hampshire
The latest airship is called the Man Angel" How
ever like Lucifer, it yet fall from heavens blue
And then it's will be changed to human devil"
DR.. Hirsch says America has no aristocracy Those
New York men and women who paid high for places
in the set feel rather cheap now if this be
true
If cleanliness be next to godness this city ought to
be well along toward heaven pretty soon with it's
enormous new water supply. But it is the City of the
Angels now.
Secretary Wilson of the agricultural department will
resign When it chinch bugs and boil weayils
the secretary there but the graft bacillus is too
much for him, and he proposes to quit in disgust.
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If Count Boni Casellane really wants to wear an
oVercoat in the summer time he should come to Los
Angeles, where the fashion has prevailed for a long
time The weather at night makes topcoats necessity
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Diamond Field" Jack will now try to spend money
faster and in more fool ways than did Death Valley
Scott Jack wants to the Pacific Go ahead;
when few more records broken may get faster
regular trains and ships.
The life size drawing of Carrie Nation in the
of the Kansas Historical society in the canito
in Topeka slashed into ribbons, Now the question
is why was the picture there? Is Carrie one of
the grand historical characters the Sunfower staeq
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or course Los Angeles day the hit of the Port.
land fair What with free oranges free fountains and
lakes of claret plenty of literature anent the greatest
beauty spot EARTH and. best ALL Frank Virgins
and hundreds of its people to extend the glad hand in
person how could it have been otherwise?
The official bulletin bearing on railway accidents IN
the United States for the first quarter of this year reads
like the report of RussanoJapanese battle The num-
Der Of killed the railways during the three months
232 and the wounded 3713. A terrible record for
the year will be made at that rate
One weeks showing in Los Angeles: A s23 OOO ooo
water supply arranged the elimination of the forests of
trolley, telephone and telegraph poles the paving of
mile of streets the creation Of new SIS 600 OOO
south end retail center and the report s42OOOOOO
increase in tex valuatons-twiee that of San Fran.
ciseo Doing pretty we'll, thank you
John d as Of Cleveland and he pay all taxesY
There's tip for Andrew Carnegie New York wants
mayor and that arrangement would suit Tam
many admirably II. II. Rogers might FIJI the bin for
Philadelphia and lawson could thus return his goten
gains BY taking similar job IN Boston The problem
Of what to do with our nilll0paFes is soyedI