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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02
AUCTION S ALEs - This Day.


"a by Geo \. ANayo. /, Anot tona Il h
a TOOK AND FIXTURES OF b A ~
- - ROOM AN !, " r t1sT' IRAN = & Az
T Pursuantato a, t.scfao OF the District
Court Of tile U1lltai States for the Irnatertta
district OF Virginia, eiitercd on thn 81 n /
day of February, l9C6i III thu mat tcr Of
AZ. NJ LtLvret,cn. tlid Undersigned lrecelvcv8
3'Ii' TifURssDAY. SfAi.IiH II 4. 1905,
commencing at Ii o'clock In the day, \ tho
eittirs stock or a. NJ. I LdLwr anoe. 81 tuatod
at 100 ID. Brond Street. II rhig stock cons.
sists Of whistles, Wines. Cigars, Cignr-
cites, l'atsup, Te:. chs, Blt.ets Z nisos,
mn extra ilne lot OF Re tnura,it and Saloon
Fixtures. such as Rofrlgern t0r, Cooking
Range md Utensils, Ba Dining Tables
Chairs, Counter Stools N Lunch Counter
Wall Cases, Extra li'lnoi Front and Rear
Bar Fixtures, Class Part thong Mirrors
Electric Fnns, Crysta, Cigar Case, q lass
ware, SllverWnre, 1.ln nan. Electric III tureA3
Oil Bar 3 Beet.ls Fducate and Colls CASH
Register, Carbonatlng Gas-Ttbc FIXTURES
Bar Mat, Double Work Bench for BAR
etc, etc. "a XXI 8 ;as8 3a5t !ai as5ss2
FERN tS-CaBll.s f ID III
n % b. Z. BARR Ell ~ II ss
"a Trustee In Bankruptcy for "a NJ. Law
renee # RI Hill it5 s5il}{i Sssy
BY Geo, w. Mayo, Auctloneer. 4. 3,5
FEB. 2S& Arch. LIZ M s u ii8} 5fS
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WINTER Toyr,sr8HATEs
.rHE ATLAnTic COAST LiNE,

THE ATLANTIC COAST LINE.
Winter tourist tickets IRE now on SAID
10 ali Southern winter resorts via tho
Atlantic Coast Line. This line Is Il the
shortest. quickest ind most elegantly
equipped between the North and South.
It offers to health and PLEASURE seekers
service equnlled by none. x ou make nd
changes to Florida resorts. sSi S$l
For full particulars apply to iany agent
OF the company, or 3sf
Division PASSENGER Agent,
/, n IA Richmond, Va.
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.JEEFRIES1..|SsN0TA
STAR AS AN ACTOR.
.Pugilist. Appears Here Last
Night as Davy
Crockett. 5.

James ], Jeffrles is a pugllist, not an Il
actor The latter he does not claim to
be, but he is willing to play IaYy A
Crockett for tho "gate receipts, 7" even
If he does cause yhc late Frank Mayor
to turn In his grave. An audience ut the
Academy last night that filled the gal 4
flery and balcG.ly, and the greater part OF 4
tho orchestra evidently thought IT was
worth the price of admission to see tho
ipugilst s.act."'s Eugene Field. upon being
sent once to write il notice of q certnin
actor who played Hamlet, simply made
the following statement: z" MI. Blank last
night acted Hamlet Flo acted fortWo
hours and a half Mr. Jetfries might
he crlticlsed just as tersely. lie i'actcan
Davy Crockett for something like two
hours and a quarter, after which he np-
Epenrcd in tho role Of Il pugilist and
spnrrcd three rounds with Hank Kenney,
s7aDavy Crockott"tis not n play in which
a pusilistsor strong man Is afforded many
opportunities to display great proWess or
fents Of strength. 1t is true, In four. OF
the acts lie hns to carry the leading lady
in lis4arns, but as Miss Roberts only
weighs about ono hundred and twenty
po,lnds this was no great tax upon his
muscles. There Is only one scene In the
entire play that would attract, tho attcn-
ton OF an audience to tho physical powers
of tho actor, and that scene, OF course
Is merely make believe" It Is! the scene !
In which Dayy Crockett, with Ills bare
arm, bars the door against the attack
OF tho bowling wolves, 1. & Ii
Tho company did not far outshlnc the
star. However,, tho attraction was not
The actor but tho pugillst, and all who
Witnessed the performances were no doubt
entirely satisfied
Little IlWlnnla Paul, one of all tho
company, stood alone as n small actress
Of considerable promise She sis3 not only
pretty, but speaks her lines intelllgently
and plays her small part most acceptably'
"The Player Maid"
Il theatrical event OF much promise 1 rs
tho new comedy, "rne ,pla$cf aA ha t pS
Academy Saturday, matinee ana llsht.
although Miss Davis has been for many
years on the stage she has seldom mayed
outof New York and tas season ''iiE Ehs
player Maldn opens In the metropolis t0r
Il run, Miss Davis Ia the niece Of Jetfar-
son Davis, President Of the Contederacy,
Unlike most ypung actresses who hereto
into TIC y.ralnlsfo lheatredom, Miss Davis
began her profession career att the tloW-s
lstrlans lsaaer and has sr v,sl
ipositiun1bf star sSlSt
Feats Of Strength and Skill.
The featss ot' stfength n aid skin displayed
Irving. at the Bliou sTheatre are the sub
1ect oeycommant eans the part Of the,nndl-
ence. AS the blacksnlitll, M Irving
Yields a. hammer WI til the ring and tune
Of IN expert. u >r II Drother's Crime
|'is a'5play whichfis filled with startling
Situation and clnlaXes. The MS ual lna Il
nee Mill given teteqp q
Rijon Next Week,
Eleanor Montell. Who plays the part
( Of the Ken urlsy- Etrs leanos owns. IN
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support ~ David Higgins In ''Tfis Last
Dollar,''3 Ia ono Of tile most tnlnnted OF
our younger leading actresses. FOR she ~
botI, youtg anil conely. Glies play Isl clatin
tl,id Ii Otto brsciassed with linel odrniiiasa
Buff and Mo Briggs TO hsr work IN ii,-5
herited talent. rtis play opens Mt Tho
bllou Mo;,nnX night. VA N ~ Z! EsgaA
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American Wins,

OXFORD, ENGLAND, March lin tic field
games here yesterday, Orlel College, Oxford
defeated Glare College, Cambridge, by ia
! IT. ii. Young. az orIel a. Rhodes scholar from
South Dakota. America, won tho hlgh jump
with s feet 6 Inches; the broad jump with
p1 feet IL inches, and the hurdles In II 3.bs
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BY 4 r edmond Auction Co., VA ri Sgj
12O5 NE. In Street.
rs EGIJIAR "A ucTIO IN SALE OF FUR
gEINbiNITuRE tod 80.

Will " sell Il II -DAY IA THURSDAY
March . Cd, commencing at 10 80 x a B. m 81,
forS part les declining house eepln So sew
Odd Bureaus md SSNy w as hstan Dis, s 2, cry
handsome II all II. T2a elts CVa!nut y Iron
h Beds Folding Beds, IEent her Bed; 81 side
Case ana y Secretary Odd ss8 lvashst ands,s
SOu,ls SingleSand Double Beds, Mat tresses,g
Fl Pictures, Mirrors, u r Jugs, Druggets, Nv
Cloth, Chffonier Cook St0Ve,a I'arl Or Or
}nanlentB,$ etc, ate. s$f
1 RICHMOND AUCTION co .
&$ Geo. II. Valentine, Auctioneer.S RI y,
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SEAS GARD Al z LINE REDUCED
HATE ss226. IS On EW a RLEANs S aSS5
Sc Nd RETLj r


The Sea board Will sell round trip tick.
cts from Richmond to New Orleans, ac-
! count OF Mardt Gras. i at rat OF one fare,
plus rs cents. n ickets on sale daily from
.,Iarc list 10 sGt slusiye, limited TO
leave New Orleans, Returning, not later
& than "a M arch 18TH. e leposlting ticket
before. March 18th, and paying, fea OF 80
cents, tickets will. be extended to- leave
New OrleansSlf,, mt any time not Inter than,
March p, 4 90. "
.The. seabpard has an except ionally good
schedule to New . leans. r. Leave Rich
nlpnd II r. NJ. daily and arrive New Orr
leans 7:15 Ia. M. second morning. NJ
TOR pullman reservations ana Sall in-5
Formations call on; or write to any Sea-
board agent Or ia.
II. s. LEAIaD, NJ, TAYLOR.
AT Dist. Pass Agt., City Ticket rent, i.5
81 $50 East Main street. Is Phone, 4Q5.
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AUCTION SALES, Future D Jays avs
BY NJ w! Bowe a. Son.
jTg Real Estate AuctiOneers. y

E y5 --------
IT RUsTEE's SALE Q d A MAG NITI-
CENT SUBURBAN RESIDENCES
sGRouNpS1 C qPP0 GGS I, oREs
I'm execution OF n decd Of trust, dated d
May Is, 1893, and recorded In the Clerk $ II
Office of Chesterfield Coun ty Court, IN
Vol. S7,spnge 336. T will. at the request d
tho beneficiary, there having been default
in the payment&of n portion OF tho debt II
secured, sell, by public auction, on the
premises. on TtIESpAS. the 18th day OF 4
above raferred IT,. situated on lilo, south
west OF I3sedy Creek. and containing n
about thirteen ncres. Bf3 .l83 5ss sl
4. Tho dwelling house on this propertyii a igf
large .nndsunusuallY{ hnndsomc one, anu
contains most OF \ he modern conven-55
fences, such. as water baLhs, Go.,@9 and
the outbuldings arc SUFFICIENT in nurlbsr
the property. sss SSs
With n fine shady lawn and its hand
some surroundings. Dundee, being on
Its cast, Forest Hi Park across no road
on Its front, and several attractive villaR
Just beyond ON tho west, this property
possesses. as many attract ions fort tho
home-seeker M any suburban property Il
in the neighborhood. Of Richmond.
pSnses Of executing ing az trust and I 70 dis
thereon from April 1, 1905 and tho residue
of tho purchase money Is to 5bo paid at y
such time and secured IN such manner
as the grantors in said deed may q lrect, II
g. II. CHRISTIAN. &5gt3 s5
Il Substituted Trustees,
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tk,ARDl oRAs, I, MARct 4 81 ST TO 9TH,
II NEW oRLEANs &AND lE1E En- G r -is 3
4 NlVAL, 3 E6rS REACHED VIA s II X
SEABOAR . AIR III N E,
RATEWAY

4The seaboard will sell tickets 70
New Orleans and return for s2G.75,
daily from February 2stl to March
9Th, y incluslve good returning at
any time Up to March 18th, Inclusive.
BY ID yment OF 50 cents, tickets will ba
extended to March 26tll. stop-over prlvt-i
.lcEes. For all Information as to sched-
iules, ETC., call or write to 4
III. s. LIZARD, w. M. TAYLOR,
Dist. Pass. ct, City Ticket ACT. y
$50 East Main. &, IN; q
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Champion Flyers,

In one urbrokeh cturnas " ht the
from ron Central s AirIca to tie herman oceap,
III distance Of 1900 miles, 8 ~ SIN 8 le
tourney IN nine hours, NJ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02

the International chess match between Frank
j. Marshall, OF New York. and y. Janowski
Of thls city. ended In d draw; There was con.
would hav6 won the match: Tho
score now stands: Marshall. u; Jnno%ski y !;
drtws, !. Tho next game Will he played on
1'hurbuay. III 3SfI
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INAU GuRAL SPEC lAL.. T IA IN TIC
WASH NGTo N--R. " e g. f. r, R.------

s9tA $3.75# HCUN D4@I 4 F. sl
* On account OF presidential inaugura-
3tion, the Richmond. fredericksburg and
Potomac Railroad will operateta special
train, leaving ( Elba Station Z 10 a. NJ.
Saturday, March 18th, arriving Ninth
street and Maryland Avenue Washing
ton, about Il Il A. N: r eturning, Il leave
Ninth street and Maryland Avenue, 7:15
+ rs Nj. !, ARRIVING Elba about i F.. NJ. VIII
stop only at Ashland, N ford and Fred.
Richmond. 8. y 5 ssSSg; n
Tickets Will be sold for this. train at
ticket office, IIlba tation, Saturday norn-
Ing, March 4th. good returning until
March sth, with privilege 4 of extension
until March 18th by deposit It OF tlcket&with
special agent, washington. and on pay
sment OF fee Of s.. 90, no tickets sold on
train, Y N 255t
is s8 3is n II Traffic Manager
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off for New Orleans.
(I3y AssotInted Press. !

80 M lT3Y Associated Pfesst) IN p
3I'IIlLAnEl,PIII.s, Pa; March l,,,T,;ManageIl
American League laaser Ban Club, with the
exception of ilirsc, left here 70 day Tor NaS
Orleans for spring practice. st g u
10 cU RE. IA G o. . 10 N. IN e DAY E
Take Laxative Hrolno Quinin0 Ia blets,l
SAlI1 druggists refund ! he money rs
fails Ia cure, III lY. Groves sigma tllrpl
IS on each box, 226c,Tad 1,
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Geo. w. Mayo, Auctiorleer,
< Holm Seventh Street,.
WILL sEi I y e; Y
III At#1O:3O o. Clock Il 8 I'D y,ss

w. PA
81 At 1920 o. Clock j o Day.
Oak Roler-Top Desk, Walnut. Cradle ,. Pie
tiire Frames. Oak xtenslon q bes, " all
Book Case, III A massive Glass NIL liners
Show Case, Handsome Oak SID board and \
China Press Comb Iacd Uplos stored Rock
.ers ana Ioarl g II ne sone OAK
Folding IL Beds, Oak Yardrob hes, acc Pa rlprss
Organs squtire and Upright Pianos Il Odd &
Bureaus and ITdshstands, OAK IIal lS
Racks Odd Bedst lea ds, lott Of Nice Mat
tings; L Student rs Op erati ng Ma bic, Walnut
Hull Racks. t3B ureau Ma is, Rugs, NewsnNd
,sacond- hand II DRUGGISTS; IN III tch zen b Chairs
Cook Stoves, large number Of Sewing Ma
chimes pf different makes ,.as III co Desks
Hnir and Felt addresses s., Enanlele ed Bed
steAds, BRASS Bod Q to- 9s{ III
G, I5Q, $yY MAY Al ion eer.t
tf8B c.. I3uford, q M ana ger and Sa lesman.sjf
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NOTICE III o SHIPPERS AN p gREcElV.
Il ERS OF FRElG III, f. G. e n r. 3i2aS
IA On account OF he pres dental inaugll-
ration, Washing ton, March 4th, all freight,
including perlshnble, for Washington p.
G., and points beyond offered for ships
ment from March list to March 9Th, In,
elusive. will be accepted and rccrlpted
for subject to delay
w. p. TAYLOR,
] 8ssf 5E5Si ss5t Traffic MnnaEcr.
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DYING She | !. SAID II
AMI POISONED
perfectly positive that It does contain contain
5strychnine> s,,!. 153 @ IA
Report 81 Autopsy. & 1. !:
CONTINUED from First first, ]. PEagc.)


MI An autopsy on the remains Of, Mrs.
Stanford was performed this afternoon.
The physician who conducted the au-.
.topsy said that the cause, Of death was
te..anus OF tho respiratory organs, but
that he cannot tie how the tctanus was
brought about unit a ftcr an exa alton
OF tho contents of the stomach
Is No inquest will be held until High
Sheriff Henry receives the report OF the.
chemists. This report will probably he te
received to-morro v. 5s
Strychni. in Bottle.
4 3 It is reported tonight that r.
Duncan the territorial food commissioner
and chemical analyst, has found
in the bottletof btcnrbonatesof
soda No official report Of such finding
has yet been made, and other chemists
have been called in consultation. It is
probable that the inquest will be de- L..
layed for several !. days, awaiting he
analysis OF the contents Of the stomach.
High Sheriff Henry and Deputy
Sheriff Rawlins are conducting the in
.vcstIgation with the assistance Of 1.-The
police officials. 585t i5Ss
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At CITY Park.

(f3Y Associated Fress.J 35!f73 ~
NEW ORLEANS. March t1,--sunmar les: . /, \.
First race-seyrn furlonga-Judge .Iray Iior
Ainrconi al 10 u third. Time, ~ III :,
q Second racehnf % ;,.,, !. Z,
ftist, Hostility o to 10l second DlcK l''p"l
l1r 10 IS third. Tint. ;4S 4-b3 Ks y.
,rhird race--ona mIle--Florixel rs to % first
Cardinal Wolsey Is to !, second, Red Thistle
y ,, ~ rarr-miie and a sixtcenth--D Demurrer
NJ 10 Is first Noweta tl3 10. 20) second. Or.
KIerts 10 y third Time, ;as s;cent n q 3,
Mr. Tn r,lnby 600 To y second Bon MOI
"a 81" "a i, third, time, ia I \. i
sixth furlonss- IonnG - 70 70
~ first. Brush Up Is 70 y second q E1s1errc
e 10 u third. Time, Z 20 4-s.s5 l8
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Chess Match a Draw.
fsnccial to The Times Dispetch) @
PARIS, March 1.-The ifteenth Il sa''p ~
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G cI|Ali:ARR K. | !

I suffered for q long time with q bad
rase 81 Catarrh, aud took great deal Of
~ medicine Il without any benefit
i had q continual headache, my cheeks
had grown purple, ny nose W = aaw :, =,
disgusting odor, and coughed necessarily
a / heard Of your S. S. s. and wrote you.
communicable use Il, and after taking
several bottles was cured and have
never since had the slightest symptom OF
thc disease. MISS MARY II. STORM.
Cor. 37tll & Felix Sts., ST. Joseph, Mo.
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49, Whee1lng,lW W, Va,,T May 29,t19o3; NJ
/ had Nasal Catarrll for years forwhich !
used S, IS. S, with, very gratifying results.
/ tried local applications for some time
and getting no permanent relief ca'neto
the Conclusion that the seat OF the trouble
was In the blood. Knowing S.. S, s, TO pc
good blood medicine ! began It's use,
and after using it for some little while It
did away entirely with the offensive nlu-
Gus in the nostrils, and I did not have TO
hawk and spit, especially in the morning,
to dislodge the catarrhal matter,
1927 South St. FRED II, FREssY,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-09
COUNT OKuMAS HOME.
Simply Furnished Residence Of Ja-
pans Grand Old Man.

Simply Furnished Residence OF Ja-
pans Grand Old Man.
One Of the pillars Of state In the land
OF the mikado, q veteran statesman
who has often been called the Glad.
stone Of Japan is Count Shigenobu
Okuma. He Is not only one Of the
richest Of the mikado's subjects, but
a financier whose ability and prestige
have been OF the greatest service since
the war with Russia began In helping
TO maintain the credit sf the nation
and keep the war chest full to over
flowing. Count Okuma has had a re-
markable career, and from Its very
beginning be has been associated with
progress in the land Of his birth. He
has held numerous Offices and has sew
eral times been premier. He organ.
lied the Progressist party. to which
was chiefly due the institution Of par
llamentary gov ernment, and has since
been its acknowledged leader. His
benefactlons to his nation have been
numerous. and yet Notwithstanding
his services attempts OH his life, In.
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the street from II is the institution Of
learning which he founded and en-.
dowcd with 100000. II Is called the
Tokyo Semmon Gakko and before the
war began had about thousand stu,
dents, The counts house is com.
bination OF the modern European and
the ancient Japanese, In front his
rooms are carpcted, papered and equip.
ped In European style, while In the rear
sections one finds little Japanese
porches, sliding screens and papered
windows, Needless TO say. Count
okuma has the Japanese love for flow
trS and has surrounded his residence
with beautiful gardens, In sending Il
letter to him long envelope Is needed.
for his postotllce address Is 10 Shlmo
Minaml Toshlmagora.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-09

OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUAR-
termaster, Astoria, Ore, June 2,
1sO5.-Sealed proposals, In triplicats,
will be received at this Office until
1890 o'clock n. m, June 16, 1905, and
then opened for installing heating sys-
TENS In two barrack buildings and six
officers quarters at Fort Stevens, ore.
United States reserves the right TO re-
feet any or all proposals. Plans can
be seen and specifications obtained at
this offics. Information furnished on
application. Envelopes should be
marked .Pronosala for Heating sys-
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Merely uin,nia.

Doctor" said the man who several
weeks before had been operated on for
appendicitis, I'm all right except FOR
heavy feeling In the pit of my stom.
ach and slight metallic rattllng when
| walk"
There" exclaimed the NJ. D.. slap.
ping his thigh, II knew that case OF
surgical instruments would turn up
eventually. VIII you pay me for them
and keep them or shall remove them
The cost will be about the same
Houston Post.
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BIDS WANTED.

OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUAR-
mas er, Astoria. ore, June 2, 1906
s aled proposals. In triplicate, Will be-
received at this office until 10 o'clock
a. m. June 10. 1905, and then opened
for electric light fixtures. and INSTALL
ing exterior and interior lighting sys-
tom at Fort stevens, ore. United
states reserves the right to reject any
or all proposals. Plans can be seen
and specifications obtained at this Of
Ace. Information furnished on ap-
plicatlon. Envelopes should be
marked Proposals for electric work"
and addressed Capt. GOodale. Quarter
mas er, Astoria. ore.
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shakeapearean.

Father In the hall has been standing
for half an hour while MIlllcent and
Harold bid each other good night in
the doorway.
Parting, quotes Harold. "ts
such sweet sorrow that I could say
good night tlll'-
At this speech father gets a Shake
spearean inspiration Of his own and
tramps down the stairs.
Seems to me."-he asserts that
there Is too much adieu about nothing
here. Judge.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-09

)CIS JAMES tells
of an encounter he
had In ST. Louis
W hile playin &
Richard In "Rich-
ard Ill" HE
broadsword broke
In the heat of the
contest with Rich
mond, and a piece
few across the foot
lights and struck
the face OF Il man
in the fifth row II
barely missed his
right eye, but cut a
small ga h just be-
low II.
As soon as the
; ~ was coacluGed
fhn 1nfH s.F..F gyrAAayn
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-09

can IN T'llseo, but TIE trouble was get.
ting there, lie finally gave concert.
at which he was the sole entertainer,
and managed TO get enough for a sec
ond class ticket He did not have the
price OF meals. so figured that during
the trip he would follow the plan OF
many latter day actors, who sleep dur
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the stalls were all taken up, but they
would be pleased to-let me see, sir
what was itl-to put you IN box stall
SIR"
The sailor who said there was very
little wind, but what there was or II
was very high. has rival In syntax
down In Virginia" said Mr.. Paul Kes-
ter, the successful dramatist The last
time saw him he told me Of mutual
Acquaintance who had been In poor
health and lost flesh very noticeably.
"'You are thin said be, and I am
thin, but he Is as thin as the two Of rs
put together
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. e -
These Pleasant Happenings.
Annie at the dinner table had kept
her hands under the table, when she
suddenly popped out the question:
Guess what have under the table,
why, your hands. OF course" an.
swered mother.
NO" she almost yelled; I've got :
belly ache. New York Globe.
Alas, Yesi
A humble tailor Death had caught
Within his clutches grim,
Yet BY his grave we stood and thought
How much we owed him.
Philadelphia Press
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-09

tAiS lAg "a ~ sIlSNld
tor sought the manager.
You sect" he said ia toEc, c.oquent
Of prospective proceedings for dam
ages. THAT fool king did it."
"Richard!r
"Yes, Richard. Look here He
held up very cautiously as a valuable
article IN evidence the piece of broken
sword.
Kings sometimes get excited. like
the rest Of u.s." said the manager.
I'm sure he didn't mean
Never mind what he meant" re-
torted the injured man. What are
you going to do about that eye:'
Tho manager looked care 'E!ly not a.
the wound, brT into t,e eve iteoif. cn.
dCIyJ-iItg TO find oCi lie prouah.e
price.
we are going to have sorre very
nice attractions the rest Of the season,
he said tentatively. The mans face
Frightened. and he went on. I'D like
to have you drop in on us every week.
Two seats week-you know-is--
makes nice thing in the
Certainly. That's all right"
So he rendered the piece Of sword,
and the manager hung it up in his
office.
Years ago when Willis Sweatnam
the laughable Sassafras of The Coun
ty Chairman" company, was strug
Cling minstrel he landed In Seattle
penniIess. He had a prospective Dosi
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ing the DAY TO keep
from eating. Sweat.
nam kept this plan
up for two days, by
which time he had
accumulated a fine
edge to his appe-
tite. When the din.
ner bell rang one
day a fellow pas
senger asked him II
he was going to
dine. NO" replied
aAa aaf.Nr. uT hn,n
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Mr.. John Hare, the English actor re
Gently sent his coachman to a certain

thrater TO secure
stalls for him, and
tie man. who unde.
sto ID his own OuSl
ness far better than
lie did matters the
atrical, returned
empty handed.
Well, did you get
those stallsT" asked
Mr.. Hare.
NO, sir" respond
ed the coachman.
ssTbov told mo Tint