The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-24
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MALE stenographer will have be employed to take
A down what the Excelsior commuters club says when
the trolley gets stalled eighteen miles from either end
Of nowhere.
Lots of tramps have seen trees but never saw them
49,
might soothe feelings of people who object
to garbagebuning plant if the building Of the
coogne-ial style of architecture.
Giggles and the Small Girl called yesterday Gggles
IS quite conversatonas while the small girl smiles
doesn say much The Small One may not very takatve
but she twddes her fingers the piano way that makes
the big black dygoods box hoer good recalling stories of
Infant Phenos There beautiful sight than the
Small Girl playing the She sits there with her two
little red ribbon bows behind her slightly agtaed by
the and her little feet hanging the direction
Of the pedals She doesn't that she hasn her notes and
all that kind Of thing but she her duty and atho she
like it, it like lady Brrrrr ripperty
tmklety nklety tnklety says the box and to the
four stout bangs that indicate finish Then everybody says
Chow nce and What that piece?'' etc., etc. About
this time show indications Of desiring sing piece
and the company all has to 60 home:
3d.
We all stood the bridge midnight the other evening
1t little time before midnight and, if you wish
instead Of the bridge it the lobby Of the
roller skating rink There all pondered whether
10 go IWenCy OF twenty-five years ago we were Lne
only two biscuit in the batch and how. Twenty-Five
years long time and all the skaters looked young and
frivolous. Mere children We told each other that we
longed to just badheaded glide gracefully past
But look 49,: :: ,:-: =: - ="
There he was A Of great paucity Of capillary
adornment wavered by wllowy and gracefully the
Methodist pastor receiving gift of plush album with Ger
silver trimmings it, That settled it. Inside Of
thirty seconds old boys who used do 1882 had
skate checks purchased and being shod aluminium
and steel The boy looked doubtfully the grin
that ovead his weakened by the Of the unhealthy
cgare took personal afont But what booted it?
Our grandsire drew good bow the battle of Hastings
We together to feet assumed that careless
carefree bybedam air Of the accomplished skatist and
off, Tumble around after the space of pary twenty
five years? Ntsky.
The plump lady mentioned by Mr.. Moses who looked as
tho she always the point of bursting of Dress
suddenly burst out of the flying ring Of skaters like shell
exploding and didn't dodge quite quick enough But
then you expected to fall twice. 49,.
We endeavored to pick up the plump lady, the effort
giving the appearance of umbrella attempting to end
up small balloon She not in the least hurt thank you
and Oh how warm it is here tonight No, are not to be
drawn in. twenty-five years ago-but why remnisceq
So off again and there are three baldheaded
old sports sddng around the slippery circle as ay and
gracefully bunch of feather beds floating out Of
fourthstory window hotel fire. The band expodes and
on we floating between floor and ceiling an
dream that the world is done with and hard work
But what is this? The muscles of the lower extremes
begin to give evidence that they have been used in this
frivolous way for few decades So we slip bang into the
benches take graceful seat two and give the boy the
high sign He takes them and-well that's all Been
roller skating yetq "A JR