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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-14
Personals and Briefs.

Personals and 1Brlets. 40
81 w, II. NVingo, who was injured wilhelm
an accident With an interurban, car re-
Ecently,#ls. out. b \. ", VI
Mrs "A, II. Richardson and her dnugh.
ter, Miss Laura Richardson, Of n 81.
East Ninth8S Street, are both quite Ill With
the grip. 5sg .is.ss # h .t I'D. O FIX 5
d a Mrs Nv IL. Parkinson IS III at her home,
No 221 East Thirteenth Street 81
5si2 Mrs. Sarah Sncad sEisf quite i'll In her
home, near Bon al 3f ~ ~ f5l'5 81 w
The Little Lights of Central Methodist
Church will give u Valentine party. this
AFTERNOON from 4 to & o'clock at the home
of Mrs. Charles Schaadt, No. 1910 Porter
Street, }st S w a4 ;8i5i
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-14

IA The School Board Will make arrange
mcltsStlis week to establish another class
{ FOR cambridge Street School. to accom-
#r,odate theSs overflow H. from&t he SAother
classes. A room has been rented across
the street from the school and a5mecting
will probably be held in % day or two to
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-14

Have an Oyster Supper. Y
sChuroh Will serve an oyster supper " III
the lecture room Of tho church, this eve
ming from 5 to 10 o clock. a small sum
7 tho sSladics hope 10 bc patronzed by many
or heGfricEds of5thc church. x s 4! &
3.{tSES Va 1a1tira Ball III 5&e
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-14

Tho funeral @oF Mrs. q II. q M. R wen ouls
place Sunday afternoon from Bainbrdgc
Street Baptist Church. III 81 a
The Following were tho 3pall-bcarors:
Charles gland N Leo ,rlirnlcy, NV.aSlo.
McCirudcr Charles 1Nuqua ana ~ oscpl
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
A NOVEL INSOMNIA REMEDY.

In a recent b, Mr.. Stackpool
ODell puts forward a novel remedy
for sleeplessness. He says: Take a
card about the size of a sheet of
foolscap and obtain a bottle of lumi-
nous paint. Write with the paint
upon the card the words, "Sleep,
sleep, sleep" large and clear. Place
this card in the daytime where the
light will get at it and at nighttime
in such a position on the wall or on
a screen that you will have to lift up
your eyes in order to look at it
while you are lying in your easiest
position on the bed-that is to say,
the position in which you generally
60 to sleep. As you see the illumi-
mated words, repeat them to your
self in a monotonous manner. As
the eyelids become tired, let them
close. You will not in most cases
repeat the words very often before
sleep brings on forgetfulness.-Hu-
manitarian.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
A Iona Drawn Out Name

The signing of the marriage reg
lister in the case Of a prospective
English bride will be something Of
a task. The bride elect, who is
known ordinarily as Miss Lyonella
Tollemachc, is the possessor of no
fewer than nine Christian names.
She belongs to a family noted for
the number and quaintness Of its
Christian names and is herself bur-
dened with the following appella-
ton: Lyonella Fredegunda Cuthber-
ga Ethelswytha ldeth Ysabel Grace
Monica de Orellana Plantagenet Toll
temache- Tollemache.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
The Longest Strike.

What is the longest strike on rec
ord? There is one, still running in
Germany, which has endured for
thirty-ivc years 1t has other re-
markable features as well, as the
strikers are members of parliament,
though, it must be admitted, of q
small one. They are the deputies to
the diet of the principality of Rate
burg, and they are striking against
the reactionary constitution imposed
by the Grand Duke of Mecklenburg-
Strelitz in 1869.
Since that year the members of
the diet have steadily refused to
meet, although frequently called
upon TO do 90. Now, however, the
new duke has held out the hand Of
reconciliation and promised to con-
slider their demands for a revision of
the constitution, so that the strike
will probably soon come to an end.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
Cured BY Laughing,

Dyspepsia is no" TO be systematic
ally cured by laughter. 1t is stated
that u Paris doctor in return for a
large fee admits patients into his
private institution, where the mirth
treatment is administered. A few
dyspeptics sit around a room and
begin to smile at each other. The
smile must never be allowed to fade
away. On the contrary, it must be
developed by will power into a grin
and the grin into a OUTLAW. Then
You have to 60 on laughing until
your sides ache, when you will very
soon feel much better. A course Of
a week or two of the treatment at
the rate of a couple of hours gig
Cling a day cures the worst cases Of
dyspepsia.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
The Terrible Infant Tells Tales Out Of
School 70 New Found Friends

The little boy made eyes at the
women in the seat behind and at last
deserted his mother for their socie-
~.
"Ies'm," he said, "we're going on
the train. Amt il fine? Ny uncle's
dead. We're goin' TO his t~iunerell."
"Was your uncle your mothers
brother Z" asked one of the women.
"Ies'm, an papa hates him. An
when my mother was a little girl my
uncle vas a little boy, an he licked
my papa. You see that lunch bastik?
Well, we've got some choking in it,
cold choking. an I'll give YOU some.
When my mother was a little girl,
she always had to eat the neck, cause
there was two, four, elevum chill
dren. an she was the littlest, an
she just hates the neck"
His new found friends were prop
erly sympathetic.
"See that satchel? Well, that
amt ours. We had to borry it from
Mrs. Didson, cause the mite ate ours
all up. 90! Look at them cows!
We had q COW once, but it died.
Amt that a pretty. dress mammals
got on: 1t amt hern. It's Mrs.
Didson's, only she's bigger'n my
mother. l guess you amt got any
little boys, have you? Is your uncle
dead?"-Boston Post.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
Benny on tho Crocodile.

The crocodile is a large animal
that inhabits the Nile and loves to
60 on the sandy beach to bask in
the sunshine and lay eggs. 1t looks
some like a dachshund, only there is
more of it at the ends and it is big
ger. There was a crocodile once
that escaped from a circus. 1t roam
ed DER the country, seeking in vain
for pigs and small children to de-
YOUR, and died of starvation in great
anguish. You can ride on the back
Of a crocodile, but it is more COM
Portable to use a saddle. 1t is usual
ly quiet, but is terrible when reused.
We all ought to be thankful we are
not a crocodile.-Benny in Chicago
Tribune.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
Sells More Of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy than of
All Others Put
Together.

The following letter from a
locality where Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is we'll known
shows by the unprecedented de-
mand for it that the medicine
sells on its own merit. Mr..
Thos. George, a merchant at
Mt. Elgin. Ontario, says: 81
have had the local agency for
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
ever since it was introduced in.
to Canada, and | sell as much Of
it as l do of all other lines l
have on my shelves put to-
gether. OF the many dozens
sold under guarantee, | have
not had one returned. l can
personally recommend this
medicine as l have used it my
self and given it to my children
and always with the best re
suits For sale by S. V. Writ,
Druggist.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
Not a Business Matter.

"Why do you wish to learn jiu
jitsu; / can't see where it'll help
any in your business"
cts on my wife's account. She's
so fussy. Whenever our cook has a
beau who stays later than IL o'clock
at night / have to go down to the
kitchen and order him to leave."-
Chicago Record Herald.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17

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Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
Tho Dutch on the konoo.

The Dutch are the most accom-
plished colonizers in the world.
There exists no finer monument to
their genius than is contained in
their picturesque settlement in the
French Kongo. II there were no
heads of departments in Europe,
they would be the paramount race
in central Africa today.-London
Today.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
Evolution Of the lehthyosaur.

1t appears that the ichthyosaur
race sprang from small, land living,
scaly lizards, with feet armed with
claws, and in the last few years in
various parts of the world-in North
America, Italy, Wurttemberg sa-
wants have worked out almost the
whole narrative of a wonderful
transformation into large, scaleless
or smooth skinned swimmers, resem-
bling the dolphins among mammals,
and bringing forth their young alive
and at sea.--IIenry Fairfield Osborn
in Century.
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Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
The Maids and Beaue.

She-So you feel hat you have
nc rival in Clara's love, that you are
her only lover!
He - Sure. You should have
heard how quickly she said yes
when | proposed. 1t was evident
she had no other sutton and never
expected TO have one. - Boston
Transcript.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17

Tommy-Gran'pa, l thought that
nightcaps were used in bed.
Grandpa-So they are, my boy.
Tommy-Pa says you have your
nightcap every night before you 60
TO bed.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
A COMPLETE CURE.
The Story Of the Girl Who Ran Away
From Home.

81 ran away once" began the
young woman in the rocker to some
afternoon callers. 1T was when |
was eight. | was a terrible child,
and as there were six Others my
mother had no time to reason with
me. Anyhow l didn't deserve to be
reasoned with this time, for l had
walked deliberately over the lace
curtains, which were pinned out on
the floor to dry. l believed l was
pretending l was Mary, queen Of
Scots, or some one equally above
caring for lace curtains.
"As | had been reproved for doing
the same trick before, l was whip
ped for it this time. 1t hurt my dig
nifty, and / went upstairs and made
q bundle of my best gown. Down
stairs / hunted for a string, and
when mother inquired what | was
doing | said | couldn't seem TO get
along with her and was going away
from home.
81 had a wise mother. She made
no remonstrance. She merely said
she hoped I'd find a place to suit me
and helped me tie up my dress. l
departed haughtily, my mind on
the home Of some old friends of
ours, German people. l thought l
could find the place if l followed the
street car track, and | did.
when l walked in they were
glad TO see me, and when I told
them confidently / had come TO stay
because l couldn't get along with my
mother they did not seem in the
least surprised. / did not know
mother had telephoned them of my
probable arrival.
"They said l could stay with them
always if / wanted to, but there was
one thing / must remember-I must
speak German all the time; no Eng
lish would be allowed. AS l knew
about three words of German the
prospect looked black; but, on the
other hand, it was preferable 10
home.
"The family had company, SO that
night | had 10 sleep with the two
grownup daughters.
"1n the middle of the night I sud-
denly woke up with an awful home
sickness. l tumbled and tossed till
finally one of the young women, ex-
asperated by my pranks, spanked
me and ordered me to lie quiet and
let other people sleep if l didn't
want to myself.
"That was the last straw. Even
here l was whipped. If l must be
whipped let it occur in the seclusion
of my home. If heaven permitted
to live till morning l would go
home as fast as l could. l lay there
seething with rage and wounded
and at the break of day l slid
out carefully, dressed, grabbed my
best gown and let myself out.
Toward home l flew, and I shall
never forget my awful sinking of the
heart when l found the house still
up and the shades down. l
was an ~outcast, a wanderer. In des-
peration l pounded on the door.
"After ages mother opened it.
She looked at me as though | had
been the veriest stranger.
"'What do you want, little girl"
she inquired.
"That was when l wanted TO die
light away. by own mother had
me, and in so short a
lime.
81 managed to choke out in ter
'or: why, don't you know mei Pm
'our little girl. I'm Sue
ooh, OBJ she said in a puzzled
way. But l thought you had gono
way for good. l didn't suppose you
ever coming back
81 don't remember how many
of angel | promised to be
,efore she relented and let me in.
| e ran away again."-
'outh's Companion.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17

Home and Farm, one Of the best
agricultural papers in the W Grid
and the Canyon City News one
year for $I.35.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
LAND

Am improved's section one mile
from Ceta, $4,000.
The DR.. Odell residence:
An almost new, and substantial
Z room frame house; desira BILE
location; large lot, fine well and
new windmill, garden, outhouses
etc. Will sell at much less than
real value or exchange for land
near town.
3-Seven-room frame house, east
front, good outhouses, fine we'll
water. A very desirable location.
5-TwO broom residences, close
in at low prices.
GEO. A. BRANDON,
News Office.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1905-03-17
Amarillo, Texas,
Get Your Trees From the
Hereford Nursery.

Over 100 varieties growing here;
100, 900 trees in stock, all of which
are Plains grown. Have had Id
years experience in Texas. Write
me for catalogue. Visitors welcome.
l.. P. LANDRUM, Proprietor,
Hereford, Texas.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-09
TO SAIL AROUND THE HORN.
The Anemone to Start on Long Voyage for
Boat of Her Size.

Under the direction of Captain Harry Linde
berg and Chief Mate Ernest Sassy, sailormen were
at work Yesterday on board the ketch r1ggeo aux
iliarv Yacht Anemone, lying in the Mcintosh BASIN
at 26th-st, South Brooklyn. They were completing
the fitting out of the yacht for her long passage
around Cape Horn to San Diego, Cal.
Tbie ie one of The longest trips ever attempted
bv Yacht of this size. for she is only 81 feet on
the waterline. n2 feet over all. 10 feet lnches
beam and II feet 10 inches draught; but there Is
every reason Ia believe that the Anemone VA.
make both safe and fast passage for ner hSe
owner sailed in her to Australia and from lhere
hack TO England where she was built in lSg9; -,
The late Congressman John Murray Mitc ciled
pIrchased the yacht in 1902 and she was saiie n
to New-York the following spring MI , M tcae
iIsed her that season in cruising along thls cotse
Her present owner Mr.. Tode, of san plego
Cal bought her from the Mitchell estate SLor y
time ago and engaged Captain Lndeberg ana d
crew Of ten men take her around the CAPE ape
frederick CIilbach is chief engineer of the yacn
He was formerly in the steam yacht EieGtra 3 the
nIedrnne EXPANSION type and of 200 horsepower
and built by Simpson. Strickland & Co the yacnd{
will go out to-day to adjust her coInpasSeS' az
will sail on Sunday or Monday
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-09
USE FELT SOLED SHOES.
Novel Suggestion to PreUent In
juries on Football Field.

F G. Folsom head coach Of the Dartmouth foot
ball team has an article in The Dartmouth BIZ
Monthly on football rules. lie calls attention to
a number of incongruites and Objectionable feat
ures and suggests, as the surest means to eliminate
injuries the use of rubber or felt soled shoes. He
says. in part
The rules and the rules committee have been
held respOnsh BILE bv the misguided public for
~, ~ tcnciJan+s apJ in ifirieS roSIIting from
the game; also for all the exhibitions OF
brutality perpetrated by rowdy individuals par
ticipating in the game That accidents happen
every line of exercise must be admitted but tha
they are more numerous serious in football
is not established by statistics.
II is not true. in my opinion. that the number or
by open style Of play. Such contention IS
not supported by experience. So long as a man Is
permitted to tackle or block there VIII be tu5
attendant risk of accidents. When tackilng ana
blocking eliminated from the game, IL VIII pe
no longer football.
Open play for which the public is clamoring does
not abolish tackng and its attendant injuries, oul,
on the contrary, gives occasion 1or .he open
the much abused play In the mass pay play
men are arranged to protect the player CARVING
the bail from hard tackle while, II ne Is run
ming alone in the open he is not SO protected anu
an open tackle is invited. against which he cannot
adequately guard himself with ms naIlrS SIM
they otherwise employed IN. holdlng lIle pdli'
Omen play alone will not therefore eliminate ic-
The objectionable features of the game cannot
he attributed to the present rules. but must De
attributed the individuals playing the game ana
legislation should be directed against the personnel
of the terms. rather than against the rules.
Were T to suggest a rule which would eliminate
the greatest number of injuries. 1t would be one
compelling players to wear soft, pliable rubber or
ing but would seriously interfere with all other
kinds of kicks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-09
FAIR GROUNDS ENTRIES TO-DAY.

First race selling; Eve one-haf furlongsl-Tou,
PaTna io of bon Gag Adeia 9 o2 Gallant
los; Briafui I09 Frank Bell. los; Faona los: Arch
oldham TO- ConJure Gal 100; Debbe May 1O4; Hannibal
Bey, 1oi Nightmare. 1875. - '
Second race selling; mile and sixteenth)-Hand-
spinner IVa Anmony luOi Lady Avon. l0l Ponca lOl
EaarpIry l0l 81 Roma 106; Light Note 9s; odd Luck.
Third race purse; m.e)-Lee Snson los: Column
6s GIL l0I tooiighs Favorite, 102; Hines 10;
Fourth race the Crescent city Stakes purse 81 OOo
NeterSing rs Rolls us; SNOW 12l Dr. Heard. 10:
Snyder entry
Fifth thindicep one mile and three-sxteenthsl
Iogisula 80: Tartan III: ST. Valentine iii: Monaco
Maid, 81.
Sixth race selling; one mile and sixteenth)-Clare-
mont, loI; Club. l0i; Dr. Hart, IO6 Regent i07;
Bullfnch lo4 Orient ioi; Nine 9s Allan I0l Mr. Jack
l03 Gones iJ2. " -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-09
4RMY-NlVY GAMES HERE.
Proposition Made By Vest Point
Football Delegate.

After the football conference at the Murray
Hin Hotel yesterday. Lieutenant Colonel HaWze
one of the west Point delegates. announced that
: resolution had been passed at West Point to
use every means possible to secure the transfer
of the annual game between West Point ana
Annapolis 10 this city, TO be played elther at
tho polo Grounds or American League Park.
what Annapolis thinks of the plan has not been
termed. but it is known that the midshipmen
are against either Princeton for another season
or a return to Franklin Field. Philadelphia II
&c presumed that they will favor New-York ana
that the game viii be arranged for this city
The arrangements at Princeton were salts
factory in so far the university could make
them, but the railroad facilities were so almost
entirely lacking that it is imposslble 10 pay
there again. Franklin Field has been Put out
of the question by quarrel over tickets
In this city 10000 persons could see the game;
The railroad and hotel facilities are ample ana
he CITY is equally convenient TO botn hstltu-
tons 1t is possible to entertain 1rlends ana re-
main in town over night, thus fostering the reai
nurpose of the game-to bring the students OF
The two bra nehes of the service together ana
enable them to fraterniZe
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-09
BUTLER WINS HIS CASE.
The Trotting Board Dismisses Al
the CHARGES, ETcept One.

Without any comment the board OF review OF
the National Trotting Association after being IN
executive session for time last night as
missed all the charges but one brought against
James Butler and his East View Farm stable OF
trotters and PAGERS The board also dismissed the
charge fled against Monroe Salisbury VINO was
employed as trainer by Mr. Butler
The case in which the board decided against Mr.
Butler was one in which the black stallion King
Direct and the hay gelding Ben F. figured in races
during the Grand Circuit meeting at Cincinnati
and Columbus The latter was che of the four
meetings that Mr. Butler did not attend during
the campaign of 1901. His horses on that occasion
were controlled by Charles De Ryder. his driver.
AS result Of the boards decision in this instance
Mr. Butler is directed to distribute the winnings
of the two horses to the parties concerned.
J. A. Richardson. of Denver, the complainant IN
the case in fling the charges made the East view
Farm and Edward S. Gears the defendants IL was
brought under Rule @ Section l, which says:
AS many horses may be entered by one S Pa s mar ar
he desiTad hut only one that has been owned or
controlled wholly or partly by the shIte t!;fbin ten
-6evs preceding the race can start in any race o.
heats but nothing in this restrlctoh sLaia etake
or or Nurse race with a condition that a nomnator
therein may start two or more OF MS ehtiles'
II was maintained by the complainant that Nlls
Direct and Ben F. ineligible 10 the races, anu
therefore were not entitled to the Wiiiiils -, -
it was claimed. trained King Direct w aa acas
winnings of the two horses in these specined FaTe
were made known by the ood hoi+ y & 600
When the board announced its deSis9pm Who
Tracy and his associate JnGge We're not pres
emit and 1t is question, it is said, Whether vi o'
the case will be appealed; ,o,,,, ,rocticalv \
victory for Mr.. Butler over the board or reNie"
Of the National TEotng Asses deesions the
brought its meeting for this season to crosse
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-09
SEVENTH REGIMENT INDOOR GAMES
Record Breaking Entry and Interesting Pro
gramme for Meet To-night.

Many well known athletes have entered the three
open contests of the 7th Regiment games which
will be decided tonight in the armory, Park-ave
and 67th-st. In the SS0-yard handicap, for mem
bers of the Military Athletic League only such
cracks as Valentine. Smith and Dawson will con-
cede big marks a large field. In the lie relay
for National Guard organizations the 23d Regiment
team will make q strenuous effort TO shatter the
ment
For the closed contests the programme more
than three hundred and fifty entries have been
received which number surpasses any entry in
the history of the 18th.
Several new features which will afford much en-
joyment for spectators are on the card among
them being the hippodrome and equipment race :
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-09
SPORTS ON THE ICE.
Crescent Hockey Team Defeats the
Columbia SeUen.

Clermont Avenue Rink. in Brooklyn. Eas
thronged last night with enthusiastic lovers Of ice
sports to witness the opening Of Brooklyns hockey
season and Incidentally to cheer for their rp-
spective favortes-the seven players from the
Crescent Athletic Club and the Columbia Unvsr-
sty team
Though it only the second time that the
Crescent mon had been the ice this season. they
made a fine showing by defeating the visitors by
score Of to o The varsity men played a strorg
game in the first half Of twenty minutes. for they
prevented their opponents from scoring. As
matter of fact. they ts!lied goal but as IL vas
an offside play the referee would not allow It.
In the second half O'F!ynn shot the first goal
for the Crescents sheriff followed il with two
more at short intervals; then D0b5y made one
followed in a minute and a half by LifitC1. Sheib-
Ter made the final goal for his team Just before
the whistle blew. The work OF the Columbia men
develop into a strong seven by the time the inter-
coILegate matches are Dlayed The line-un follows: