Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-04-08
WHAT CAUSED WAR u Pair of Northern Hoboes =. PS Ne

spot! OATS de fourth time you'se
cracked about me bein' de hoe. and
now now I'm goin' to do stunts In self
protection and to show you dat you
Amt de only fy in de molasses Jug
wat We gittin trough We now, ye
big stiff? Are ye gittin' nutty and"
Cheese IL! Sh-! Only the old
codger doin' some barkin' act. Say,
amt you got some O. dat sinner on YET"
yes. but where ye att"
cit de stun and I'll show ye."
Lighting a small brass lamp THE
Count" watched Duffy impatiently as
that worthy searched through his de-
partment toys" till he produced small
rag, and saturated II with the gold
wash" took down the large nickle-case
watch and made few light passes
over the back of the case. ut works,
bo, and now's de time fer me easy
brother to take his degrees. He then
applied the dope, drying 1t by the
lamp. Then taking small splinter
he began executing some clever de,
signs. such as adorn the cases OF
watches. Dufy saw the point, and
with a long. careful survey Of his part.
ncr, offered his hand in silent token of
his appreciation of an old master
AftJr breakfast the next morning
"Thc Count" approached the farmer
and told him that his partner had gone
over to the store TO get some tobacco,
and while there he had received a
telephone message that his brother
was lying at the point Of death in
Dallas and had begged him to come
at once.
Mister, you have been n father to
me and my partner, and | can see that
you are fine man. We'se out o
money--dead broke, en- my poor little
baby brother dyin' right at de door
and me not able to go!" tTraglcally)
Here's solid gold watch dat my rich
aunt give me when she Croaked-when
she d-d-died, and-boo.hoo.oo .oo!-and
IL cost $3.50, and II you'll loan me s25
on it fer tree or four days I'll allus
t'ink of ye wen do me prayers. It's
a fine double case forty-eight Jewel
watch, guaranteed fer life, and as
said before, you'll be sure to get to
keep II, as the shockll kill me too.
Poor little little Ben. |, I-boohoo
oo-oo Oh! 90, 90! to think that am
away off here and my poor little
brother-t-hos, t.hoe-and little Tom
dyin' and-Thapkye. sir-ten, twenty
twenty-five. 'Kerect as official time
So long to We and good luck"
After they had walked about fifty
yards they glanced back and saw their
generous host proudly showing his
treasure to his wife, who was shaking
her head and her right hand in O
threatening manner. Dsregarding
that phase os the situation, Duffy sud
denly turned, went back to the house
and said:
Say, mister, forgot to say while
ago that we worked mighty hard yes
terday evenin' pickin' cotton and yot
have forgot to put up-that Is, yot
haven't paid up fer It,"
ihat So' v! 1"use' "",' ga o.
the scales anu we weish IT,
oh' no. never ininu "e'sh'n It,
let II 30 al 4oo' anu .na' 'o'hes " -
ana Us my pa uher ,
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down.
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