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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11
Die MMST6tem rmfHf@er


Cine Notwithstanding Der inne-
rem 3ufdubeI&ublanos unb bic Nus.
F9ten Der rufFi9enl Gortf8rittsbeftre.
bunesri lisfert in Der reusftsn Summer
Der OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES prOf. Dams
Tslbriid. CT duBsrtif9 barin: Die
rufff9en 2iberalen unb R%abifalen le-
ben In bsrisIben:SluRon. In Der Dor
ftinfaig Sabrenlnp& bic [beutf9en 2is
beralen R& betue9ten. baB ndnli9 bas
Bolt liberal lei, unb oab man bas
Bolt nur tudbIsn auIlaRsn brau9e, I'm
eine liberaIe Rsgierung su 6aben. 81
stua Der beutide;Rei9stas liberals .
Wie man aud bic ruiRi9s 0oltsbsr-
tretung wdblen laHe unb usl9s @om.
psten3 man ibr 9ebe, aIss if S9aum
ssssr bic felfenfefe Sbatia&s, bob bic
ungebeurs Webrbeit bss ruifi9sn Dol.
fes aus Bausrn beffebt, bic auf parla.
mentarif@e gerbanoelungen, bic H
ni9t Isien f6nnen, ni9t ben serinsfsn
Wsrtb lsger. bic na&.wis Dor In Der &c.
beilisten perfon bes @aarsn bic tuabrs
gertDrperun9 bes ruiRi9en golIsuil.
lens feben, bon tisfer abnsisuns segsn
ale un9Idubisen. 2eber, 6eiben unh
Suben erfalt finb unb fein anberes
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11
SIBtpl3fultur.

Sas Siib6ol5 miro aug elmer
Pflun5e Der @attung Glptprrbisa
(Sibtpur5eD getponnen, Die in Meioe
potamien, &leindfien, namentli9 an
Den nfern oes Gupbrat unO Sigris,
pilo pGdt. sic tommt dngebli9 muir
auf Der Snnenieite Der 4riimmunsen
Der Sliife Dor, mo baS Wafer cine
f9po6e StrDmune beiibt. Sie Slip
bolapflanas srrei9t getp0bnli6 cine
90be BON bier bis flint SUB. in beions
oers eiinittgsm 8oOen aber audi cine
fol4e Bis gu aebn SUB, 10 oub oann
ibre Stengel serabesu als 8rennbol5
benubt peroen, nor5usspeiie in Ger
Staot gagoao. Die @epinnuns Der
Siib6olapursel bei9dftigt etpd 5000
4raber uno Stpar foft nun TeGla9en, oa
Die 8ebuinen fir iul9e 9anbdrbeit gu
faul finb. Oie Wur5eln peroen auf
einen beitimmten plaB auiammense<
bra9t, eefpogen, benz Musreifen mber>
laFen unb Damn nud 8aFora gef9afft,
no fie fir Die Musfubr in 8anert aue
iammengepreBt peroen. Der Sransz
port lit re9t f9pieris, ba Der untere
gupbrat our Sdifffabrt faum benubt
perben fam; meiit perOen Die 8duen
oaber uuf 9ameelriiden nu9 benz
Sigris gei9afft. Die Gusfubr erreidt
ben ~bebeutenoen 8etrag bon etpa TO-
900 Sonnen idbrli4. Der @ertb be-
trGst burdidnittli9 $25 fir Die
Sonne.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11

@uffifder 8iIe<R D.
m q n. Sin 8iliesHomun TIT nun aud
in RuBlano erf9ieuen; er beiBt wSas
Duel" un0 bat Den S9riftiteuer
&uprin gum @srfaRer. Sas Merfs
piirOige tit, oaB bic rufiii9en Offiaiers
NIT bieIem @oman, In Dem bas Diff
siertprps an Den pranser seItelt miro,
redt 5ufrisoen 81 iein f4einen. Sas
tanh mar oaraus f9lieben, oab Subl>
rei9e Offi5iere aller Waffengattunsen
an &uprin cine = Oautaorehe eeri9z
tet baben, in Der es unter anoerem
beibt: Die giterbeulen. Die unfer
Sfft3ierleben perpeten, beoiirfen elmer
raoitalen 9eilung; oieie 9eiluns TT
aber nur mSgli4 Bel boiler @efunbung
bes seiammten ruffiiden 2ebsns."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11

fannt; iie ri9teten ibre Reifs pislfo4
bana9 Elm, unb man9e trafen INNER
nieber in beftimmten perioben elm,
UNI bann ais n8ie6besleiter" fiibnGrts
gu seben. Man fann ii9 nun faum
punbsrn, baB bisfe 2eute fi9 fdliebr
li4 organtiirt baben, um bic G%tanbess
intersHen su bertreten. Sie perlanss
ten n~euerbinss in leBter Stunbe auber
FREEZER Gabrt porldufis gang bef6etoen
1 Marf, unb als bies ni4t betptniat
tpurbe, traten lie in ben Musitanb.
Gs mub aber ahbertpeities Mbbilfe Gee
i9affen tpprbsn fem, benin bic @isHs
siise finb ohne 9anoipertsburi4en abs
gefa6ren.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11
!. Gin Streif Der Sanb b.

= Gin Streif Der pan b.
iperfsburf9en mar unldnsft in 9uium
in S4lespig : 9olitein ausgebroden.
Sir ben 8iebbertebr auf Der Glen
babn beltebt Die 8eftimmung, bab fir
ie bret Wagen nit 8ieb Elm @iebbes
gleiter seiteat tperben mub; cine be-
ipnbere Qualification nirb BON ben
8iebbesleitern ni4t perlangt, unb 10
half man ii4 felt Sabren babur4, bab
man aus ben 9erbergen panbernbe
2eute bolte. tpelde bic @elegenbeit Be-
nusen molten, umfonft na9 benz
Mbeinlanbe ooer Mitteloeutfdlanb 5u
fabren. Oen 2euten bon Der 2anb>
ftrabe mar bieie ginri4tung Der @ra<
tis : Giienbabnfahrt felt Qonaem Be
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11
Sranrtg aber mabr.

Wisbsr 1T elm tpsltsri9ttternoes grs
signib in bic @sf9i9te iiber9esangen.
Die rsrb6fe grregung, pel4s f4 In ben
lesten 3agsn in allen S9i8tsn unieres
Ameritanertbuns gsltsnb geua4t uno
bur9 uneIaubli9e iOurnalifif9s
2sifunssn in @sfalt bon grtrabldts
tern uno Soften lanssn Sspsi4sn &C.
ndbrt tpurbs. oct f9 in w~obltbusnbe
Abipannung aufgel6f aber bie 9lor'
rsi@e &batfa4e beffebt = Welion 9ai
Britt In 18 &unben bsrbausn.
@eber bic spodema1snben gerbanb-
lunesn in portsmoutb, nod bas grobe
untnsrnebmen bss panamafanalbaues
tuurbs bon Der en9lii9en preRs NIT
FOLDER 8riinbIi4tsit uno 10 iiberpaI.
iissnbsm gntbuiasmus b.banoelt, pis
bic Sbatfa9e, bab F9 3uei balbwt9=
figs Bsnsel I'm fsrnsn Sun 6raneiscu
nit ibrsn 5dufsn!berm6bslt babsn.
6ieRge 3situngen, bic f6 nit in=
biretten Beri9tsn iber bic 8crsdnss
in portsmoutb besniigten, berfiinben
triump6irenb Der Welt, bab He nit
riefgsm Soften : Gufuano Sps3ial-
2orrsipOnoenten nod Sun SranciseO
ssianot bdtten, bamit benz pubtifum
geriau beri9tet tperbsti f6nnte tpie biele
BlutstrOpfsn ben &is9tOlben Der b. p.
balbwti6fsen gsngsl nod isbsm @ange
aptfr6mten. sic fibrsn ss ibrsn
Yeisrn sinbrudsbOl 3u Semitic, baB
i6re ips8islsn grtrabldtter II Rinu-
ten frtber aufiben straben waret wis
aie oes 2Onturrens-Ylatt l1nb in
irgsnb sinsm Wintsl berffsdt febt man
In bsnielben gldttern bsdnsfisenb qe-
brdnste geri9te hber sroBartise gr.
ranseni4aften Der 5elben Der Wifens
f9aft unb STUNT. Die eoitorielen
Spaltsu aber Hisben iber bon Stanos
paufsn ibsr moralii9en 2sbsnspanoel
uno unamerifanif9s gsFrsbunssn.
Wan f6nntel fi9 bartber drsern,
tusnn Is ri9t su rdrrii9 pdrs, COB bic
amerifanif9e Prefe bariiber bpfierii&
miro, uel9sr bon suei Sassbisbsn ben
anbern perm6beln tpiro.
Wsr ab.r fann Nn9efdts FOLDER
0orfOmmniHe nod b~ebaupteu, baB e
bie pHi&t Der Deuti&=I if,
TN Nmsritanertbum auf3useben? 81
ss ridt i'm Ssssniheil bic benz bsut-
f9en Clement flar porgsaei9nete Pfi9t,
fold bsrorsbtsn igrideinunsen ssssn-
iber feline Sbeale CUR @sltuns 3u brin-
gen urb 10 benz 2anbs fsinsr @abl ben
berrli9en Sisnf 3u erweifeu. Dem
Seuti4.I if es bor6e.
baltsn, ia pHi&t, feline giseuart bod
aubaltsn urb bic Stodameritaner in
iosalfsr Dsiie su bsrbsutiden.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11

SntsrsHe babsn, aIs baB ibnen genug
2anb ,usetbsilt tpsroe, TN, oarauf nod
0dtsr Wsifs i9ledt 3u MULTIPLICATION
unb birftis su leben. SIM nebrigsn
tbeilsn fe pislsi9t nod nit allen ars
bere1 grbenbeuobnsrn bic Weinung,
bab He 3l bisl Steuerr beaablen. Wa9
nun alio nod ir9eno elmer 5errn Su-
lpai1 aa srfinoenben Wstbobe Ooer nod
benz tibli9sn bsmotratii9sn &s3ept ge'
md6lt ueroen, mag aud bieIeiat 3a.
nddff uirtli& cine rabifale Waioritdt
suIammentommsn. isbr balb miro bod
bic pirtlids ruifi9e @Olfsfsels f& re-
aen unb al bieis importirten tueiteuros
pdiI&em Sossn tuisosr Forbidden.
Jrsili9 our einfadsn @ieoerberfel'
lung bss alien. autOtratii&en. crt6os
boren &ublanbs tDirb es bod f4perli8
tomntsu; ba3u finb bic gri9itterungen
i9on bel su fart 9eueien. aber ioI4e
@isisnf6rpsr, pie bas &uiiiae @ei4,
tDnnsn felbft TN 3ufanoe elmer balben
Mnar9ie eenerationenlang beffsbsn.
Man bsrisbs f9 sinmal In bic
Spbdrs Der 86miiden &epublit In benz
Sabrbunoert bon ben @rachen biz
Muguffus: Die bsioen 8riber GRACIOUS,
bic gntel bss 6cipiO, srmorbs.; ibr
S9waaer, Der iiinsere Scipio afriea-
nus, ermorbet; Rom bur9 bic sigenen
2sgionen unter SuIa einsenommen;
Stlabenfrisse. 8irssrtrie9e. In oensn
bic parteien us9feIieitig iibsreinanber
8lutssri1te berbdnsen, bic an Nusrot-
tuns srensen; pompeius srmoroet; unb
In al bisien 3udungen bat bas &6-
mii9s &et6 bod mod In Nbwe9slung
nit i9impfi4en Nieberlagen (Sugurs
tho, gimberi unb Seutonsn, Mitbris
bates, ~sldn3snbe Giege srfodten unb
aroBe groberungen gsma4t. unt 6uns
bert Sabre Hnb berfofen, Bis burd
aiieuffus elm orsanii9 nsusr, bausrns
Der 3utanb sei9afsn wurbe.
@runbfali9 it es, ettpa bic beutissn
3uitdnbe In RuBlano nit ben 3ufdn=
ben in Grantrei9 Dor Der sroBen &ebO.
Luton an Derglei9en; geuib fno einige
Nebnli9feiten norbanoen, a6er bic
Sauptia9en fno gar3 auoers.
Der alte fran36fif9e Stat mar bans
%tsrott, au9 Der ruiRi@e uirb bsrmutbs
lid mai BanterOtt MAIDEN, borlduf9
absr fnb feline Ginan3en nod In boiler
Oronuns unb fein @reoit if uners
f4ittsrt. Die franabRf@e Mrmse mar
ossorsanifirt unb ni9t mebr In Der
5anb bss Sbniss, BITE Sis3ipltn b6ltg
aufael6f; in Der ruffi4en fno wobl
ebsnfaIs eini9e anaei&en, bas bic alte
siisrns ruIfi4e Sis3iplin ni4t mebr
u~nbsoinst auberldiRs TT. uno bie Dor.
tommniKs auf Der ruifi9en S9war3e.
Wser. JIOtte eri9einen unerb6rt, abes
Is III tpie nit ben Wunbsn, bic RUB.
lamb in BET Wanbf9urei empfansen
bat. 10 idmsr fe fino, Biz ins Warl
bss eisentliden rufRf4en 2ebens III
bas ales ni9t g~eorungen. SIN &C.
9efab tpisberum su benz alien t6ni9.
li9sn 6rantrsi&, bas national einbeit.
lid ba9ts, bsfebt elm Srittsl in RuB'
lamb aus Srsmbb6lfern. bic 1ur aul
ben aussnblid part.n, mo fe bas
fapsrs Sod bes Mostopitertbums ab'
i9itteln tbnnsn. geI9iebt hos aber,
10 pirb babur9 fofort in allen bisberi.
gen Srd9srn beg ruifiaeu Staates BIZ
patriotif9.natiOnale gmpfinbung aus.
ssI6ff, bic Der aIten Staatsform. b. B.
benz @sarismus, su Ollie fommt unt
ibm rsue 3rdfte 3ufibrt.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11

Wenl bas EGinbre@erfanssn 10
lsi9t mdre tpie oas nebert6lpeln bon
Elm paar spielsrn, .udre unfers puIissi
bielei9t brau4bar.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11

gine @eri9erungs<
police fir $4,000, 900 tpurbe
Hirali4 In ct. 2ouis ausseitent. Der
Neriiherungsnebmer III EN- 8rauer.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11

5iidblattg i@einsni bic Noroldn'
Der bod ni9i.au isin, ME bic 5eib-
fporue in Nortuese, Iunb S9weosn be.
tusiisn.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-11

- Rau&t bic BONANZA.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
RgTlCE TO oKDN1LDERS TO SUE
r.. Der Lal1Ea coU iTY 31l3s.
Oiiee of the Clerk of the Board of
Cocnty CON nissioners of Lander to.,i
AUSTIN, Nevada, FEB. 6ta, I90J.)


Al interest on the outstanding Rail
road Bonds of said County having been
paid AID there being in the Rail
road Interest and Sinking Fund of said
county a surplus of four thousand dol
Tres or more. which upon an estimate of
atcsipts will not be required for ACQUIRING
interest within the next ensuing year.
Notice Is hereby given that there is
four Thousand dollars in said fund to be
applied TO the purchase of out standing
Railroad Bondsof Lander County, State
of Nevada. and that sealed proposals TO
surrender four of sail Bonds will be re
ceiveA BY the Clerk OK said Board before
the 9Th day of March, 1873, when the
Board of County Commissioners Of said
County will meet aud open said propos-
ais and 10 the extent OF said four thous-
and dollars will purchase the Bonds so
Offering, giving the preference to the
bidder who shall offer to surrender such
bonds at the lowest price. If two OF more
proposals are at the same price the first
shall haye preference, but no proposal
will he excepted for more than the prin-
cipal AM interest than due on the Bonds
Offering.
A. r. DRoY. Clerk.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
The Brakeman's Effort

The brakeman travels through the
train
And calls out every station.
And when he's through you have a
guess
You're somewhere in creation.
To what he says In singing voice
You try to take a tumble.
But only get a blur of noise.
Some words In ragged tumble.
Next stop he cries, SIS Boo-oo-oo:
Change cars for Rumpty Dumpty.
All passengers take car ahead
Who go to Imply Umpty,"
And then he passes through the a
The same weird sounds repeating:
This place is Hi-lo-jack-itee.
Ten minutes here for eatingi"
The language that he lightly sings
Is really quite a wonder.
A cross between a crosscut saw
And very distant thunder.
And II the passenger can guess
The station he Is lucky,
Or know II he's in Idaho
Or down In old Kentucky.
Where does he get these twisted
sounds
To primal noise returning?
Not in the dictionary. sure.
Or any book of learning.
He must throw In the melting pot
Weird words from all the nations
And draw out several yards Of sound
With which to call the stations.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Seasonable.

When winters beauteous diamonds gleam
It's nice to snuggie Up to steam:
With Jack Frost camping In b lot,
A radiator strikes the spot.
But when the summer breezes blow.
Warmed by the sunbeam's steady glow.
You much prefer a bank OF snow.
Strange as the thing appears to be.
You don't want ice when II Is free,
But when they charge you for the stun,
Somehow you cannot get enough.
II We could manage ice TO crave
When there's enough the streets to pave,
How many dollars we could savei
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
a Il Dfon, Clerk.
COLONlST TICKETS.
SALE DATES.

Commencing March 1st and con-
tinuing daily until and including
May 10Th, 1905. and commencing
September 18th and continuing
daily until and including October
31st, 1905. colonists tickets will be
on sale from eastern points and
direct intermediate from;
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

to drop their shovels and take up then
pens and give the world something
worth while In that line.
There Is no doubt that bright Ameri-
can youth with a little practice could
sink a battleship before breakfast and
leisurely dispatch an army after lunch.
Let the tariff thinkers get busy and
head of the pauper uneonfirmed ru-
NOR of Asia before it secures a firmef
hold In the affections of our people.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

cabled over at AZ
immense cost, in
order TO stimu.
late our own in
FAINT unconiirmed
rumor.
With such en-
co ement
some of the his
torical ~novelists
now working IN
the New York
subway because
II Is a slow sea
son for literature
might be induced
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Humor qna Philosophy
WAITING FOR THE NEEDLESS.
By DUNCAN II. SMITH

WAITING FOR THE NEEDLESS.
As smooth as glass an ice pond lay
Beneath a sky all cold and gray.
And not a word had it to say,
Nas ray.
A man ard maiden DER IT blew;
Their hearts were light, their skates
were new;
They thought the things they couldn't
do
Were few.
The ice pond nursed a tender spot
II softly said. You'd better not"
As DER the place the skaters shot.
Not. mott"
They didn't hear the little crack:
They cireled out and glided back
And out again upon their track
Gee, whack."
The ice pond spoke and acted too
.crack. crack. kersplashi" They both
went through
Into the water cold and blue,
These two.
This man and maid 4 lesson got.
And were they cold? 1 should say not:
That little ice pond made them hot,
That's what.
As smooth as glass the ice pond lies
Beneath the era OF winters skies.
It waits to make more foolish guys
Some wise.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
To Whom 1t r1ay
Concern.

United States Land oIhfe.
Carson City, Ney., Jan; ID, 1901
On December 9th. 1876. T. }. Wilson made
lieu selection No. 6ss1. under Act OF congress
approved June 18th. 1871 $50 81. al Large pP; -,
al Of the NIL. Ela OF seq, and IVA OF SEA
Of section 81. Township 81 North, Range ii
Iast. Mount Diablo Meridian.
sons e!sfming the selected land, or any par
thereof. under the mining laws, or desiring to
shas il to be mineral in character, an oppor-
tupity to file objection to the said selection:
with he Register and Receiver OF said land
ofiee. and 10 establish their interest therein or
the mineral character thereof. This notice TO
b. published for the period of six l6l eonsecn-
tive weeks.
o. II. GALL p, Repister.
D. II. HALL. Receiver.
Date OF frat publication February > fn1.
The Central NeTadan" Is hereby DESIGNATED
as a newspaper of general circulation II the
~vieiaiiy OF the said selected lard and published
nearest thereto: in which newspaper the said
T. Wilson is required to publish said notice.
o. II. GALLAP, Register.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Humor ano Philosophy
HIS ANNUAL CALL
By DUNCAN u. SMITH

mo LAANOlAL I'LL
Once more the flip.
Busy. unregenerate grip
Germ Is OF deck
Giving II to US in the neck
And everywhere
Else between toe nails and hair.
Giving our joints
Points
On feel
Ing how 1t Is to be broken On the
wheel,
Making our muscles seem
To have been pounded with a steam
Sledge.
Setting our nerves on edge
And causing our bones to ache over
time and pay
No attention to the eight hour day.
For its size
The grip germ is the prize
AgEavation
OF the entire germ nation
1t slips up when we are not looking,
Booking
A date without waiting TO see
II We
Have open time.
And TO make h crime
Create
1t calls around later
And makes us doubly sort
By extending the engagement two
weeks more
When opportunity knocks al your
door, they say
It goes away
II no one lets II In
Takes a spin
Down the track
And never comes back.
Not so with the grip germ. II the door
is barred.
1t hangs around the yard
With charming
And waits for the folks TO return.
1t doesn't know how to quit
You can't lose It
Although for its downfall you may
plot.
The grip germ is Johnny on the spot
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

There being in the Austin Town Fund
Of said county a surplus of one Thousand
dollars, or more. which upon an estim
ate OF receipts will not i've required tor
ACQUIRING interest within the next ensu
ing year.
Notice Is hereby gwen that there j.
one Thousand dollars in sad fund Ia be
applied I E, the purchase of outstanding
1oNn Bonds If the Town Of Austin
lander County. State Of Nevada, and
sealed proposals II surrender zen of said
bonds will be- received 10y the Clsrk Of
said Board b-fnre the 6t5 Day of March.
1865, when the Doard 81 fcuasY CON
missioners CT said C5Guly will meet AMI
opeu said proposals. and - the extent
of sid one fhonsand doilaes vii pur
chase the Bonds So offering. giving the
Preference Ia the bidders NhO snail offer
to surrender such bonds at the lowest
price. II two or moro proposals at are ths
same price the first shal. have the pre-
ference, but no proposals will be- accept
ed for more ira the principal and IN
terest thea doe on the Bends Offering
said bonds to be redeemed IN ORDER from,
ore To ten inclusive. Interest on said
bonds will stop on the 18th day of
February. 1915. PAYABLE at the oaicr OF
the County Treasurer Of Lander County.
Nevada.
a r pron, Clerk.
Nnfurtier husine appearing tle.
Roard adjourned unai Monday March
9th. Is ,.
Attest: Ar. Haox.
oh.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Warranted to Work.

II wish | knew OF some way to beat
the railroad company"
II can put you wise to a sure thing
"piding the rods?''
NO"
"Hitting n box cart"
"Surer than that"
"Put me next"
walk"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
A Business Trick.

81 wish | knew where l could Dor
row 500"
do you need it,"
Worst kind or | wouldn't ask for
it"
LET me give you a pointer. Don't let
the first man you strike think you real
" need it and he will thrust 1t on YOU"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
An Expert

"He raised the building six inches
and business continued without inter
ruption meanwhile"
Evidently lie is 40 ordinary shop
litter"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Where They Fail.

Nine skillful tallors make n man.
That's what the old folks say.
But Oft these tailors lack a plan
To make the one man pay.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

Although q woman does not always
keep e secret, she is careful not to tell
1t except to another uni who prom
sises not to tell.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Guessing at His Prize.

HE is nothing but a cheap knocker."
THAT is right. I'll bet he doesn't
use anything but a ) cen hammer"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
The Poor Ralihead.

HE is dead broke and does not know
where he can raise a cent
HAS he nothing he can soak:'
"Nothing but his head, and he can't
raise even hair on that"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Pull That Fails.

The poor mule leads a barren life,
A heavy load he totes,
For. though he has a splendid pull,
II brings him in no pats.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
So Excessive

Parting Is such sweet sorrow."
THAT is frequently on account of
the alimony."
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Often when a man goes forth to look
for n sucker he is loath to believe that
one is born every minute.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

You notice that the flying machine
men always wan to organize a conf
pany first and fly afterward.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Not In State Garments.

HE has had a eheckered career"
THAT is not SO bad if it has never
been striped"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
The Home Grown Rumor.

Really we should put a high and for
bidding tariff on the unconfirmed ru-
NOR that is manufactured in Asia and
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

A girl need
not take phys
zeal culture les
sons In order te
bestronge enough
to break hearts.
Oneadyantage
about building
castles in Spain
Is that a man
never has any
trouble with the
unions or the
lumber trust
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

A souvenir, like other things, is
valued largely according to its price.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Humor 0uo philosophy
D. DUNCAN n. Smith
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

At times It is distressing enough for
a man TO be between a woman and the
tcep blue sea-
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Play is work hat a boy doesn't have
to do.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
Forsot He Was Married.

HE is the most absentminded man
On record"
"What has he done now?.
"Going through u tunnel he kissed his
wife"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

One difference between literature and
hack writing is that there is generally
a market for the latter.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

The youth who takes his girl home In
the street a may have saved money
to buy the license long before the one
who takes her home In a carriage.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

A man bites a coin to see If it Is bad
and a piece of pie to discover If it Is
good.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

Some people are so downright lucky
that II they are not at home when OPP
%portunity knocks 1t breaks In at a
window and waits for them.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
A Poor Rule

willie" said the u%ntruthful parent
springing the old gag as he piled the
shingle, this hurts me worse than il
does you"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09

It takes a diplomat 10 know more
than the boss and hold his job.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-03-09
One Big Catch.

"Catch anything on your fishing
.r.9y
only the train for home"