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Terrific Contest Free
From Serious Accident

MINEOLA, L. L., Oct. 1.-THE pace
OF the Vanderbilt cub automobile race
was all that could be expected by the
most ardent enthusiast No dangerous
accident occurred during the race. and
1T was accounted for in part by the tact
that there were no controls to make the
drivers cut down their speed.
The first serious accident occurred &c
Lytle In his Pope-Toledo at Bulls Head
on the second round While going at
terrific rate OF speed his machine caught
a wet piece OF road and the big machine
began to skid and half overturned.
Lytle's mechinist, TattersaI, was
thrown from the machine with terrific
force into ditch He was badly hurt.
and was taken to the Nassau Hospital
1t was said later he would recover.
Vanderbilt to Rescue
w. X. Vanderbilt rushed to the scene
OF the accident from the grandstand in
an emergency hospital automobile. Lytle
was not hurt
Foxhall keene had a narrow escape
from death at the Willis Avenue turn of
the course. Going at a furious rate,
Keene lost control Of his machine. and
In an instant the car plunged into a tel
egraph pole beside Of the road. Keene
was flung out, but escaped with only q
feW siigh: bruises
An examination OF the machine show
ed that one-half of the forward wheels
was broken. keene's machinist did not
escape as luckily, and was badly hurt.
Keene was second in the race when the
accident occurred.
Minor Accidents.
There were minor accidents all along
the route, from the first lap on
Jenatzy blew out cylinder head.
Dingley blew out the cylinder head of
his Pope-Toiedo in the fourth round and
had to withdraw.
Warden in Mercedes passed the
grand stand toward the end at reduced
speed with one tire gone.
White and Christie both met with
minor accidents that delayed them
Christie lost nearly fifteen minutes In
making repairs.
Spectators Were Wild.
The excitement along the entire
Nassau circuit was intense. In tho
Mineola grandstand. men and womer
seemed as speed-mad as the motorists
themselves. All along the course were
cheering thousands. who grew wildly en-
thusiastic al the frequent brushes as In
divtdual motor cars passed each other
There were exciting individual races
between Foxhall Keene and Lancsa. and
several others OF the contestants as they
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KILLED BY OWN CRIME.

CHICAGO, Oct. H.-Anthony Gauhn
was asphyxiated today while attempting
to steal a gas slot machine. He cut the
pipe supplying the device with gas and
was overcome by the fumes. dying alone
in the basement
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Indigestion

Stomach trouble is not really a sickness.
but a symptom 1t is symptom that q
certain set OF nerves is aflns. Not the
voluntary nerves that enable you to walk
and talk and Rct-but the AUTOMATIC
STOMACH NERVES over which your mind
has not control.
have not room here to explain how these
tender tiny nerves control and operate the
stomach. How worry breaks them down and
causes Indigestion. How misuse wears them
out and causes dyspepsia How neglect may
bring on kidney. heart, and other troubles
through sympathy / have not room to ex-
plain how these nerves may be reached aS5
strengthened and vjtalizsd and made stronger
by remedy / spent years I'm perfecting-
now known By physicians and Druggists
everywhere DR. Shoop's Restorative Tab
let's or Lquidl- have not room to explain
how this remedy. by removing the cause.
usually puts certain end TO indigestion,
beiching. heartburn. insomnia. nervousness
dyspepsia All OF these things fully ex-
planned in the book I viii send you free
when you write. Do not fail TO send for the
book 1t tells how the solar plexus governs
digestion and hundred other things every
one ought to know-for all OF US. at some
time or other. have indigestion With the
book l vii send free my Health Token
intended passport TO good health
For the free book Book on Dyspepsia
and the Health Book on the Heart.
Token you must ad- Book the Kidneys.
dress Dr. Shoop Box Book for Women
l7eS Racine Wis Book for Men.
State which book you Book on Rheumatism
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Sergeant Says Suicide.

Sergeant Judge, who spent an hour
investigating the case. said to Times
reporter this morning, IT investigated
this case thoroughly. There Is nothing
to IT but Major Pierce attempting to
commit suicide. The housekeeper at
the hotel said to me. about three weeks
ago Major Pierce tried to cut his throat
by drawing a razor across his throat.
but was prevented by one of the bell
boys. who happened to be In his room
at the time. The room was full OF
blood, showing that the shooting had
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A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.

Piles Your druggist will refund money II
Paxo Ointment fails TO cure you In to
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Accidentally Touched Trigger.

While 1 had the weapon IN my hand
my finger accidentally touched the trig-
ger, and before 1 could get the weapon
out of my hand all OF the bullets were
discharged, and fell on the bed The
bullets were rather small, but / lost
a lot of blood. Not wishing to disturb
the other guests In the hotel, 1 remain
ed I'm my apartments until o'clock.
when 1 concluded to inform the house
keeper OF the accident and ask her to
summon medical aid. This is another
striking illustration of the fact that II
is the unloaded gun that always Injuries
people"
DR.. Mudd stated that Major Pierce suf-
fcred most from. loss OF blood. The re-
yolyer with which the shooting was
done Is believed to have been held SO
close 20 Major Pierce's head that the
bullets did not have sufficient momen-
tum to penetrate the mans skull Az
ter cutting through the scalp the bull
lets struck the skull and glanced up
ward The last three fired struck the
they entered the mans head. For this
reason they were easily extracted by
DR.. Mudd. who massaged them out.
Probing instruments will be necessary
TO get at the others.
Major Pierce was fully conscious a
few moments after he was placed on
the operating table. and talked freely
| of the shooting. but each time il wae
! mentioned. he insisted that IL was ac-
| 70 see him. and to them he narrated the
story of the shooting the same as he
| had done to the hotel employees and the
physician.
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DIED.

FOWLER-On Friday. October I3. 1905 at
81. Elixabeth's Hospital for the Insane. HU-
BERT FOWLER. aged forty-two years.
Chicago and New York papers please copy }
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The Washington School
For Boys

With its foard ng and Day Departnents
with its Junior and Senior Schools with It's
modern buildings. and its extensive athletic
grounds. with its able Faculty. and its thor
ough course OF study. offers unusual adyan-
tages for the education OF q boy from the
time he leaves the Kindergarten until he en-
tiers college
\ Yearbook may be obtained at the lead
ing Rookstorss and hotels. or Of the Heac
Master. LOUIS L HOOPER. 1901 Wisconsin
avenue.
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The Line up.

Touchdowns Hoover, Duganne, and
Garyey. Goal from touchdowns-Brew-
ster. Time OF halves, - minutes. Ref
cree--Mr. HecoX. Technical Umpire
Iriggs. Business. Head linesnian and
timer-Mr. Beall, Technical.
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DR.. Shops
Restorative
Prepared in both Liquid and Tablet form:
For sale at forty thousand drug stores Mild
cases often reached by single Package.
AUCTION SALES
SO HORSES AND MULES

will positively be sold at the AR
LINGTON HORSE cos STABLE on
consigned by Will McHenry. OF Hag-
erstown, Nd Some very fine and nice
FIVE and six-year-oid mules from vir-
ginia. Two pairs Of fine carriage OF
coach teams All will be sold under
a positive guarantee. Remember the
ARLINGTON HORSE 90. Is RESPONSE
BILE and lives up to all guarantees.
3287 II Street.
oc14-2t x. & =. AucttoueerD.
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FUNERAL DESIGNS
Of every criptton-modsratsly priced
GUIDE,
l21R = 8t. Northwest. Phone n 427s.
CHURCH NOTICES.

RELIGIOUS NOT1CE-CENTRAL UNION
TwsSts; TTlsStoS; L9uisians ave- Celebration
verts. Rally: Rsnaarsai of fghawan, anniversSny
songs at 1880 Testimony meeting at 8. with
songs BY chas J. Butler. the celebrated
Jenkins. Of Baltimore Brief address By
Evangelist Zimmerman. etc
man. pastor of First CongregationaI Church.
corner 10th and q sts-. IL IN Platform
meeting in Mission auditorium at pm
Anniversary exercises at Hamline M Z
Church. correr 9th and p SITS. All welcome
THE SPIRITUAL TEMPLE LEAGUE holds
meeting sunday. 7;tS pm. al Pythian Tenn
noor; take elevator; short talk Tests by
Mrs Zollar. Good music All welcome. 1t
CALVARY BAPTIST CHURCH. sth and III
SITS. nw.-Rev. Samuel X. Greene. D. d. pas
tow. Superintendent Public worship, with
sermon. by the pastor at II am. and>7 80 pm.
Church prayer meeting. D. Endsayor
a. a.ss'ings ss - 1sssaay. ?, m. & and Sunday.
ST. ALBAN's HILI1--opsn-aIr service. Ca
th<dral :tts. Sunday, pm. The Rev. c. c.
Pierce. d. D., Chaplain u. s Army Will
preach. Special cars s2d st. 1t
EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
CHURCH. Scottish Rite Hall. 1907 G st NV.
lecture. BY Bishop oLifER R sAsfN Wlnihs %iIl bs
Of the regular series Of twelve free lectures.
poverty and the inharrnonies Of lifs. This
Will be the only free course given during
the year, and those who wish TO learn this
science should endeayor TO attend. Subject
OF evening lecture. by Mr.. WINFIELD 8.
WHITMAN, The Everlasting Life The
regular weekly testimonial meeting will be
nsid on Thursday OF this week. instead of
W s.is q s but thereafter they viii
traily located: seats free: comfortable; ali
invited. ~
SoL0RED EvANGEIIcAL CHRISTIAN
Han. Room s. corner 18th and U SITS NV. at
| pm. Elder ROLAND y. HAZARD will
| osnser lecture on the subject OF Prayer %
| All invited. N
| CHRISTIAN sCIENCE-Ffrst Church OF
| Shrist. Scientist. corner 18th and r SITS NV.
| service. Sunday. IL a. nj. and D. m
| subject. Probation After Death" Sunday
| school. 10 a. m. Wednesday. p. m. Public
| cordially invited. ALI seats free. Reading
| room In the Traders National Bank build
| ing. corner Psnnsylvania ave. and 10th St
J
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Olney School, ri.;s~ iiss ista u,,sa,I.I! sIREEr:
Primary. Academic. College Preparatory
Fully equipped Athletic Court. with IN
ssruetor. Mss Virginia Mason Dorsey
Hiss Laura Lee Dorsey.
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ELYNN'S sn'!ass. sS:s s:sa. Csn.s.

s. w. Cor sth and K SITS. NJ w.
Best instruction, day or night. In Bookkeep-
Ing. Shorthand, Typewriting. and all school
subjects Preparation for civil service ex-
aminations Books free. Typewriter at pu-
pirs home fres- SITUATIONS GUARAN-
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SPECIAL NOTICES.
God Hears-God Heals

Teach. preach. and heal Jesus cori-
manded. In His name. we do so. Write
i621 18th St NV. or phone north 3507 7.
No charge. ROBERT WEIR
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EX-ARMY OFFICER
SHOOTS HIMSELF
CONTINUED from First Page.

just another case or q man handling a
revolver that he did not know was load
ed. ano getting il in the neck. The af-
fair vas purely accidental. and could
not have been avoided"
When his injuries had been dressed
AT the hospital. and he was able 70
speak coherently. Major Pierce was ask
ed how he received the wounds He re-
,terated- what he had told the house
keeper and clerk. and, continuing, said:
Il was reading for some time in my
room, and after growing tired l un-
dressed. put on my night shirt, ard was
about TO retire, when / saw the revolver
on the chiffonier. | concluded that
would examine It so as to have IL ready
for use should the occasion or contin-
gency demand it,
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PREPARATORY SCHOOL.
Both sexes: all ages. Prepares for college.
Catalogues at book stores. Reopens Sept. IS
FRANCES MANN HALL. AN. Principal
22l St NV Telephone Main sSTT-k
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VALrER T. HOLT,

Mandolin. Guitar. Banjo. Club rehearsals
TO pupils free Studios. WASHINGTON
COLLEGE OF MUSIC.
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The Bsrlifz School Of Languages.

729 18th 1t NV A Gonard. Prime
GRAND Prize, st. Louis Exposition, 1904
French. German. Spanish, Italian. Russian.
etc Native teachers- Trial lesson free.
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For the free book
and the Health
Token" you must ad-
dress DR.. Shoop, Box
l766. Racine. Wis
State which book you
want.
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he evidence which he gave September
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COLORED EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN
SCIENCE CHURCHILL True Reformers.
HAN. Room 5. corner 18th and Y SITS. NV, at
= pm. Elder ROLAND y. HAZARD will
All invited. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-03-31
-oeG De Fno7F.
JOthngS.


Fl. NJ. Olney of Hartford was in town
yesterday.
Coy Hendryx of Dowagiac was in Paw
Paw, Monday.
Miss Estelle Hutchins is visiting 10
Porter this week.
l. r. Pearl of Benton Harbor was in
Paw Paw, Monday.
f. p. Grimes aud family are moving to
their farm this week.
Remember the Fischer party at the
opera house, April IL.
A. Churchill of East Jordan was in
Paw Paw last Tuesday.
Attorney c. M. Van Ripper was here
from Hartford yesterday,
Andrew Donovan of South Haven
spent Tuesday in Paw Paw.
The one.y .year.old baby of Mr.. and Mrs.
Will Jones died Wednesday evening.
Mrs. NJ 0. Rowland and daughter Ruth
have been spending few days in Ban
gor.
= Carlisle Carr of Olivet college is the
guest of his father in Paw Paw this
week.
h/Mrs. f. L. Boutwell, and daughter
Ruby of Covert are visiting relatives in
town.
Clarence Barber of Knoxville, Tenn,
visited friends in town the forepart of
the week.
Special meeting of Paw Paw lodge, f.
& A. NJ, next Friday evening; work in
first degree.
= Miss Louise Andrews of Ypsilanti is
spending the spring vacation with rela-
tiyes in town.
MIR. and Mrs. f. G. Stapleton of Deca-
tur visited at the home OF A. w. Shower
man this week.
Fred Peterson, Milwaukee attorney,
was admitted to practice in the circuit
court last Wednesday.
= Mrs. w. III. LeSuer is visiting at the
home of Misses Mary Durkee and Ger
trude Buck at Ann Arbor.
Ezra Lemaux has accepted position
as salesman in shoe store at Three Riv-
ers, and will leave for that place next
week.
Married, by Rev. A. w. Mumford, at
the M. E. parsonage, Tuesday, George II.
Poor of Decatur and Miss Ada McAllis-
ter of Lawrence.
w. II. LeSuer and daughter, Mrs. f.
j. Pugsley, were in Grand Rapids the
first of the week to attend the funeral of
Mr.. LeSuer's sister,
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Mrs. Eugene Hoppe of Benton Harbor
visited friends and relatives here the
forepart of the week. Mrs Hoppe was
formerly Miss Florence Shafer.
There will be service at the Free
will Baptist church Sunday morning,
April ,. Rev. Anna Barton will preach.
An invitation is extended TO all.
Brodhead post, O.. A. r., will hold
regular meeting Saturday evening. All
comrades are urged to be present, as
special business will be considered.
John Wilson has arrived home from
Ann Arbor, where he underwent an
operation for appendicitis, and although
not entirely we'll is rapidly improving in
health.
General Manager Cotter, General Sup
erintendent Trump, Superintendent Place
and General Master Mechanic Kellogg of
the Pere Marquette railroad were in Paw
Paw the first of the week.
Claims were allowed at the council
meeting Monday evening amounting to
S347l5. No other business of import
ance was transacted The new president
and councilmen took their seats.
The Paw Paw VaIloT GPiritualst asso-
citation will hold it. ..ext anniversary
meeting in Shoesmthe hall, Paw Paw,
Sunday, April 2; speaker. Dr. Geo. B.
Warne of Chicago; services at and
p. m. Everybody invited. Messages
after each lecture.
Mrs. j. b. McLareu aud daughter
Pera and Mrs. A. p Waldo of the upper
peninsula are guests of Mrs. j. j. Wood
man. Friday afternoon from 2:30 to 3
o'clock. Mrs Woodman will give an in
formal reception in their honor, and will
be pleased to receive all her friends.
Theodore Il. Hendrick, formerly
prominent citizen of Paw Paw, died in
1872, leaving an estate valued at about
$4,000 He disposed of his property by
will, and after certain legacies were paid
gave everything to his wife, Elvira c.
Hendrick, and appointed her as execu-
trix. An additional clause of the will
provided that if anything remained at
the death of Mrs. Hendrick, it should be
distributed among certain of his heirs
named in the will In 1888, the execu-
trix having closed up the will was, by
Judge Hilton, then probate judge, dis
charged from all further liability. Mrs.
Hendrick recently departed this life,
leaving an estate of about $4,000. The
Hendrick heirs at once claimed the same,
alleging that they were entitled to it as
the residue of the Hendrick estate and
procured the appointment of VIM. Kille-
fer as administrators de bonis non. Pre-
vious to her death, F. II. Bassett had
charge of Mrs. Hendricks business as
her agent. Her heirs procured Bassett's
appointment as administrators of her es-
tate and laid claim to the property left
by her. Killefer made demand on Bas-
sett to surrender such property into his
possession, which, of course, was refused.
Killefer then filed bill in chancery set
ting forth the claims OF the Hendrick
heirs and making Bassett defendant, and
the court will be called upon to construe
the will. The case is an interesting one
and one that is likely to end only in a
court Of last resort.
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I 81, 1905.
Schedule ~ Teachers Examinations.
LsO45.
Legend of Sleepy Hollow-lrving.
August 1O-1l, Paw Paw
Eegy Of Country churchyard-Gray.
Grafton at Laying of Corner Stone Of Bunker Hill
Monument-Webster.
Eighth Grade Examination, May as.
Reading, barefoot Boy"-Whittier
Office days every Saturday Office in southwest
corner, first floor of court house. Telephone at
office and residence.
If E. A.ASEI line, Co. Com'r of Schools.
LAWYERS.
Lincoln IA. Titus.
Attorney at Law.-Savings Bank Build
ing Paw Paw, Michigan.
w. j. Barnard.
Attorney at law. Office opposite court
house, Paw Paw. [2389
n. Lynn Free-Lawyer.
Office over Avery's store, Paw Paw,
Michigan.
David Anderson. Glenn T.. Warner.
ANDERSON a WARNER,
Attorneys at law. Office over Savings
Bank, Paw Paw, Mich.
FOR SALE.
Furniture for Sale.
Second hand cheap chairs, beds, stands,
desks, etc. r. r. KILMER.
Ore mile east of Paw Paw. tl*
Wood for Sale.
While the mill is running will sell slab
wood at Sl.50 per cord at the mill, west
of the depot.
t2 w. ]. THOMAS.
For Sale.
| will dispose of most of my household
furniture, including a kitchen range,
dining table, chairs, and many other
articles. Parties wishing to purchase
will call at the house, east Oak street.
t1* - ORLo La GRAVE.
For sale.
Three very fine lots on north Kalama-
zoo street, one of which has a good
house on it. There are no better lots in
town.
u. u. LINDERMAN.
For sale.
My residence on South Niles street, and
my wifes house and lot on Pine street,
near Presbyterian church. Long time
on part of purchase price if desired.
If NJ o. ROWLAND.
The Wolverine Nursery. A complete
| line of guaranteed stock at moderate
prices. O. r. PRATER, Jr., Prop,
2499tf kaw Paw Mich.
For sale.
One eight-year- draft horse and one
yearling colt.
t2* l.. III. PHIPPs.
Don't forget that G. H. Mosier of Paw
Paw, Michigan, will sell you grape vines,
fruit and ornamental trees at rock bot
tom prices. Send your orders along at
l e
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Reasons Why Should Carry Bank Account with the Paw Paw Savings Bank

1t creates business habits that will in
crease your savings.
1t protects against loss by robbery and
personal injury by robbers.
1t enables you TO pass over periods of
sickness without embarrassment.
1t makes you able to run your busi-
ness, instead of your business run
ming you.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-03-31

For Old Line Insurance Companies of
farm and city property apply to f. f..
Downing, Paw Paw, Mich.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
Van Buren House.

West Paw Paw st. Rates, 81 per day.
Special rates for board by the week.
Large rooms newly furnished and com
fortably warmed.
t26 |. w. PROCTOR, Prop.
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Eighth Grade Examination, May 4-5
Reading, ,----.------- barefoot Boy'-Whittier
Office days every Saturday. Office in southwest
corner, first floor of court house. Telephone at
office and residence.
If e. A. ASEI line, Co. Comr of Schools
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Lost.

Lost.
On the street, gray macintosh cape.
Finder please leave same at Sellick's dry
goods store. IL
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WARMER FOR SUPERWS or.
Excellent Ticket Named by Paw Paw Re-
publicans.


The republican caucus at the opera
house last Saturday was wcll attended.
e. w. Young was chairman and F.. n.
Wakeman secretary. The following ex-
cellent ticket was placed in nomination:
upervisor-jerome G. Warner.
Clerk-Wm. l.. Thompson.
Treasurer. Henry Hinckley.
School inspector Tuttle.
Board of review-Julian Sheldon.
Justice-Oran w. Rowland.
Highway commissioned. Dewitt
Ferguson.
Constabes-C. c. Chappell,
G.. ID. Leach,
III. W. McCabe,
Roy Britton.
ii. w. Showerman, Harry Lurkins and
Glenn Warner were named as the town.
ship committee.
Paw Paw is strong republican town,
and there is no reason why it should be
longer represented on the board OF su-
pervisors by democrat-or by a man
who acts with the democrats on the
board. il may be true that Mr.. Shep-
ard is not much of democrat, but that
is no reason why he should secure re-
publican votes if he persists in running
on the democratic ticket. Mr. Warner
is a good republican, a good business
man, and an experienced supervisor. He
ought to be elected by good majority.
If the republicans will get together for
the supervisor, there will be no trouble
about the election of the rest of the
ticket, for the candidates are good men,
all of them, and well qualified for the
places.
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II. Z. ChappeII,

Pensions.
Having recently been admitted to
practice before the department of the
interior, shall hold myself in readiness
to transact any business before the de-
partment that may be intrusted to me-
Especial attention will be given to pen
sion claims.
03tfl o. w. ROWLAND.
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Wall Paper.

Roscoe Broughton, NJ ID
Office over Cummings store.
If Paw Paw, Mich.
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The Wolverine Nursery. A complete
line of guaranteed stock at moderate
prices. q. h. PRATER, Jr., Prop,
2499tf Law Paw Mich.
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The Democrats.

The Democrats.
The democrats also held their caucus
Saturday afternoon, and they will again
parade under the senseless union" head
ing. The name means nothing except
the "union" of the regular democratic
organization. Following is the ticket
Supervisor E. Shepard.
Clerk-F. v Hodges.
Treasurer-Wm. NJ. Snow.
School Inspector-M. II. Pugsley.
Board of Review-W. w. Crandall.
Justice-G. L Shered.
Highway Commiss'r-Harry Wilson.
Constables-Chas Sunny,
III. f. Sage,
Lewis Salisbury,
L. l.. Cole.
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1t helps your credit.
1t stimulates your courage.
1t guards you against extravaganza.
1t gives you confidence in your judg-
ment.
1t helps to hold you up while you are
out of work.
1t furnishes the best receipt for all
money you pay out.
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If! Should Die Tonight.

If sholld die tonight
And you should come to my cold corpse and say,
Weeping and heartsick Ger my lifeless clay
III should die tonight
And you should come in deepest grief and woe
And saw "Here's that ten dollars that owe
might arise in my large white cravat
And say, "Whats that?"
II should die tonight
And you should come my cold corpse and kneel
Clasping my bier TO show the grief you feel
/ say, if should die TO night
And you should come TO me, and there and then
lust even hint bout payin' me that ten,
| might arise the while;
But d drop dead again.
From Ben King Verse.