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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1905-05-05
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1905-05-05

ipeIter in Der ReopTutton bon 1874
sine berborrasenbe Rolle geIpielt bat.
Die 2eute ipurben bon 3oiaten aus
einoncer eetrieben, pelhe BON ii en-
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ten.
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Monta9e purben Morsen8 um 8 ltbr
in flint M0belpa9en au' ben @rubno'
tirfboI bef0roert. Die iriibe StunDt
tpu;oe gelpdblt, I'm Sanogebunsen 81
permeioen.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1905-05-05
Ger Sraucrtaa.

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idub Der IoSialbemotratii4en Qartei
BON Bolen unb 2itaueu itblu0 in ejnem
QanlpbIet Dor, boB prn ben Gjtiins
nun9sgennfen Elm all9emeiner 2rauers
tdQ dbQebalten peroe Die 8oli3ei
bat es anaeblih nid1t geitattet, oab Die
Spfer oes SftermontaQs nit Gbrenbes
seugungen 3u Gjrabe getragen peroen.
Grnitc 9liOts.
&o05, /. Wtai.
@ier Mdnner gri'fen in BEL sSriibe
einen poii3eiiergeonten an unc erz
i4ofen ihn. Gin 0eiettip, ntld5er
5ur 8er1lftlIng Der GaieBbpl0e Icbreis
ten prGIte. fpurbe ff'per perlpunoet
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Strdben metrere Ru6eIt0runoen ppr
sSyn einem Sale feuerten 5ruppen auf
cine MenIbenmenge. t0oteten bier Qeuz
te unb reripunoeten oeri9iebene ans
bere.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1905-05-05

Die ,,,1eroitern" "-5eitun-
9en BADEN Ole GeIcbicbte
BON ga Greiie nicbt nur
miticbreiben ionoern nit
macben belfen.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1905-05-05
BUR 5lueitcn 2eiuna.

Die @orldge CUR @erdnberung bee
Geri6tsperfa6rens in ben Stdats9es
rid)ten puroe nit "a qegen 56 Stims
men i'm 6ouie perporfen, no9bem bic
Gopofateu cine I 1Itiin6ige erregte
Debate bdriiber gefiibrt.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
A VALUABLE SECRET.

THE young millionaire, his eighty horsepower shot
with the smooth speed Of bullet along the firm white
road, cried exultantly:s -~>-
"And to think owe all this joy to box Of backing "
tYou mean'' said the young lady the backing that
you manufacturer"
"Precsey,' said the youth. |sThe backing that my
grandfather invented and that has kept family
lence for nearly sixty years.
He swerved to avoid white goose.
t.Grandfather didn't think much Of this backing at
first he said Before he put it the market he showed
number Of people how made. AS soon tho as it
began to bring money to him. he perceived its value and
from that time has always been mixed behind locked
DOORS
ttWhata is it composed OFF,
.sWe there is vinegar in ii, malt vinegar and there
moasses whale oil and ivory black and candy There
are other ingredients too, that won't tell even to you
"Haye there attempts discover the secret of
backng's compositions"
t!Spies have worked for number OF times, and a
number Of times have hidden themselves in the mixing
room on mixing day. They have profted by their
trickery, tho.
He ducked avoid stone hurled by mschievous boy
tsIn historic sieges,' he said, Hmen have eaten
backing pronounced it excellent have fattened it.
At Vicksburg this the the too IN
Paris And at Port Arthur, agent reports, many
smooth black lump Of the stuff slipped oleaginousy down
many gaunt Russian throat
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27

and the next. And it is our own fault
if we don't have things just our way"
It was a nice, comfortable sort Of
doctrine. Everybody liked it. The
only trouble was, the adept was not
specific enough.
"You must live for health and peace
and comfort declared DR.. Hanish from
his armchair on the: platform, "and ac-
cording to the laws of nature. Re-
member that breathing is life. If you
know how to breathe you can do any
thing and live forever. Never get ex-
cited. Look out for yourself first. You
will get it in the neck if you don t..
Take everything that is coming to you.
"Bathing is the curse Of the earth.
Cleanse the body by rubbing. You
wash away all the oils and secretions Of
the body when you bathe.'
Among foods the inspired one recon-
mends violets. 49,.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
What the Market Affords.
~ LIVE oil, SO to $3.50 gallon.
~ Paprika, Is to IS cents box.
Worcestershire sauce, 25 cents.
- Tarragon vinegar, IS cents bottle.

One Of the of salad making is to vary the flavor
of the DRESSING By doing this French dressing and the
simplest ingredients grow tresome. An anchovy
to with lettuce chicoy based the prn
cpe Of French DRESSING Rub anchovy to paste and
add than satspoonfu Of mustard, this is
ingredient to be used spangy add six tablespoonfus Of
salad OIL rub the salad spoon with Glove of garlic and stir
in slowly tablespoonful Of tarragon vinegar. To this
may add few drops of Worcestershire teaspoonfu
Of catsup and drop of tabasco quancy
liked; otherwise little vinegar.
Various apple salads in vogue the combination Of
apple and nuts apple and celery being quite FAMILIAR
still delicious combination is of apple and shredded
sweet peppers Both apple and peppers should be cut in
long strips and used in the proportion Of pepper to
pint of APPLE serve mixed with mayonnaise dressing.
salad luncheon dinner is in vogue in Chi
cago which is worth giving to housekeepers elsewhere.
Canned pears used for the foundatonthe large Bart
lett pear They drained and the horoy removed
leaving hole for filling Of celery and English walnut
mixed with mayonnase dressing These arranged
around edge of fiat salad dsh and the center is
filled with cream cheese which has been mixed with
and pressed thru fine potato ricer
The combination of rhubab and prunes makes delicious
pie prunes just what the rhubarb needs its
acidity. o. >
A delicious sauce is made by cooking prunes in maple
syrup instead Of water These prunes may be served with
whipped cream Il preferred. :: ~. 49,:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
What
Proverb
Does This
Picture
Represent?
eleventh Week Series.

To the four persons sending in the
most nearly correct and most original
ly prepared solutions of illustrations
representing proverbs, appearing in
The Journal this week, will be given
cash prizes as follows:
First Prize. So. Second Prize. SO.
Third Prize. 81. Fourth Prize. 81
One illustration will appear in The
Journal each day this week except
Saturday, and all answers must be in
The Journal office by 8 am, Wednes-
day, April 5.
Contestants must send in all five
solutions together at the end Of the
week. Do not send them in each day
if you want them to be considered for
prizes. %
All answers must be upon journal
blanks, printed with each Proverb
Picture. Only one answer allowed on
each blank, but any person may send
in as many sets of answers as de-
sired.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
rrsy sr.s THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL March = ys
NTH the Long Boo.
-~gy. a.tuns'. wslA.. ahoot fO1b q II n,s,.''

- ASSERTION N D., complains Of .'rubberosis'' on the
~ phone lines When the bell rings lot Of subscribers
with nothing do hitch set of large spay to the line
and listen to what the other people have to This is
especially annoying to Charlie and his girl when they do
ing the ong-disance goo-goo.
Ky. z. says that in for wet, late spring An
other wet rusty year would make farmers feel like Abou
Ben Had EN- @
Never tie the cows tail your bootstrap when you
milking in the sprngme The sometimes desires to
move South Dakota who made that connection be-
himself and the cows fyannoyer slipped across the
barnyard his back last Thursday and resting
fortably, tho the doctor says it is marvel
49,
M De la Bere Of North Dakota wearing the triple
cown-edito postmaster and last and BEST colonel Colonel
De Bere has just been appointed the governors staff
donned uniform with gold lace
and trimmings With this and with his manly breast shod
with the decoration received from Emperor William last
mer because his patriotic the Lisbon Free Press
intmates that colonel has the ladies the dilemma Of
moths around light. Vive de la BereI
We dom want anything happen to Castro, but it looks
az tho he had marked by fate to stop The Big
the back Of his neck While cheerful we never
theless hope for the worst.
The Lisbon IN d. dramatic club will put ''The Cor
ner store next Wednesday night with Dr. Tobey in the title
role Lisbon society is divided between full dress and ord
naryweau. .
poem something like this popular in Nebraska dur
Inc the roller skating craze twenty years ago:
81 Sing US a song Of the roller rink
(Strap 'em and start with slip and a bang)
Wipe up the floor with pantaloon slide,
(Sing hey nonino and the orang- outang.
Giggle *'tel he!" too gddy to think,
tho in Tho o1O IVY
And I for night at the roller rink!
ION the pantry shelf the jam rests hgh)
v" ~
The Grafton tells how he tried goose hunting
last fall Wind lake, somewhere Thief river The
fatal made when the boat painted the color
of dead and then the Chesapeake dog forced to
grow match the ruses and decoys that would fool
pot-hmter secured
The editor large flock Of Canadian geese feeding In
field At first he took them to be lot OF stone but when
farmer drove by them with load Of wheat and they raised
their heads to see he going to town going to shoot
game laws or making inquiries in the neighborhood The
up his mind that would do the and passing would
of the boat dog and corduroy
hunting Clothes they went into the air like mad school
teacher chair had been upholstered with bent pins
get shot but just stood around admrng the seen
cry while the geese jumping the Canadian line This
warning your Hunting clothes when you
are dressed to kill The fowl are ''on" "A. J.R
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
What Women Want to K11Ou.

s@URTAIN STAINS.-My curtain is stained by pink
~ tennis ball. Can you tell how to the stain?
Mrs. c.
It very difficult color stain from any white
material the color is apt to be set You might try
weak solution Of oxac acid and water weak solution
chloride of lime and water Moisten the stain horoy
the lime and water and then spread in the sun to bleach
When the stain disappears carefully soft water
the lime may injure the goods
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27

tnued, f'Ill tell you first about bein' rich
wunst-kep' couple of saloons in Brooklyn an got to-
gether $4,000. That's million, but it's nice bit o.
money amt got cent But here-if gettin' rich
was habit T. have it, wouldn't I? I was like Nelson
I thought ben' wealthy habit, an had it. Well,
and then what? Oh, goes an spends time pickn'
losers at the Coney Island tracks,. That's why I'm
hobo now. i&"r5 :: Tf-k.
''Now whatd do if I had million dollarsq First
off, I'd have homejust what you might call palace for
couple Of hundred thousand The furniture be the best
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27

fAnd take hot bath?' asked the reporter: ,,<
"a hot wha-tt? Oh it's all right if youse only JOSH
ing You're terrible kidder, antcha? Bein' a million
good graft Me fer that the first chance can cop
off, Or bein hobo's all right Look at me now, not
penny in me kick 60 years old and worried minute
in me life I'll always get somethn' to eat somewhere
an wuns in while good scuttle Of suds Can beat
that9 Not unless yer millionaire. ..,#.
F'The only thing is, be either millionaire or hobo
Then you III work and you IL never get hurt
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
EAT YIOLETS AND
50 LIVE FOREVER
Shun Baths and Excitement, but
80: Breathe, Breathe, Breathe,
Says Inspired One.
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service
New York, March 27.-Disciples Of
DR.. Ottoman Zar-Adusht Hanish
thronged Carnegie hall to hear his final
Sunday lecture in New York on the hid
den mysteries Of Mazdaznanism.
There were baldheaded men who ex-
pected to learn how to grow hair in a
night, women who wanted to drink Of
the fountain Of perpetual youth.
Everybody was assured that sickness
and death are entirely unnecessary.
"What are we here forg Where did
we come from9 Where are we going9'
asked the master, dramatically. "We
are here SO that we may be happy and
have just what we want in the world
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27

IN the market. Gar
pets you could just
drop down an go
to sleep on 'em.
Then I'd have one
of them French
chefts to cook the
grub. Any old time
I wanted a handout
it'd be, Hey, there,
Looey, produce the
grub An he'd
have to feed me day
and night. On a
rainy day like. this
I'd walk out with
out no umbrella
(like I am now and
get all .soakin' wet
(like I am now and
then I'd go home
an say, Here,
James-here Hen
nery-just skin all
them wet clothes off
me- and then I'd
hop into my dry
clothes an throw in
a. skillet of the
- -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
A PERTINENT QUESTION.

THE late Captain Alfred Rce noted shad fisherman of
the Delaware river less remarkable for personal
cleanliness than his unequaed handling Of the mleong
shad Seine. ~:@ &'':':'* ">> ~.>s -. -
CAPTAIN Rice insisted upon cleanliness and neatness in
his men If proved soven, he very mended
his ways under captains frank criticisms, else he
sought another job 49,. Ill.,
There was new man, shad season. who always wore
dirty white shirt shad fishing it is best to black
Jersey IT, however, white shirt chosen there is
son why should not be clean So, at least Captain
Rice thought.
He stood his s dirty white shirts for month
Then, calling the fisherman up to him, he said E.:
Frend who the duece is it that you always get to
your shirts the first week for youq''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
A String Of Good Stories.
% eaanof teH hsw ma truth nay 10,
I 1ay tho tale a. twas SAID 10 me.
DIPLOMACY ALWAYS WINS.

HE late Captain Charles Angus Of New York. the famous
lfe-saver of Pelham Bay noted for the gentleness
with which he bore drowning disabled persons from the
water.
Captain Angus rained smashing blows his
charges faces He held their heads under water till
they became quite limp He had diplomatic of render
ing drowning persons quiet and submissive and Of his dpo
macy he was justly proud.
DIPLOMACY always succeeds, he said day at Pelham
Bay What you can get with diplomacy is not worth get
ting. There for instance, is my cousin George"
Captain Angus gave a loud laugh
When Cousin George two years ago. he said "became
the father of bouncing tenpound girl he proud and
happy It seemed to him that he loved every hair Of
the infants head. Its bowls music in his Even
its face, red and twisted with sobs he beauty and
charm. AS for walking the floor with it, he asked nothing
better than to walk the floor with it all night.
$50 fortnight went by, happy fortnight Then the
mother announced that she going to the baby
Emily, ...~~ - 3D.. .~
Cousin Georges face fell. He not particular about
Almost any name in fact, suited him. But Emily
he loathed He had oahed the of Emily from his boy
hood He did not tell his wife that tho He too wise
He knew her too we'll. *. ......
Emily, eh?' said Cousin George, in his diplomatic way
That's good. like Emily. Emily the of my
first sweetheart. She III take it compliment naming
the child after her. She'll
'tBut George could say His wife interrupted
him. = -. f.
sWen call the child Joan, after my MOTHER she said
shortly" .,> ~~...:. =.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
THE CALAMITY HoWLER.

G ECRETARY OF WAR TAFT, at dinner in Washing
- ton, referred with smile to certain pessimisc
ator. r. =.
FHe is always awaiting the fall Of some unforeseen
evi'' said Secretary Taft He the bright
side. He is incorgbe pessimist old Elisha How
ard Of Zoar.
II was born in Ohio, and in my boyhood saw Elisha
now and His farm Zoar. It large and
prosperous farm but Elisha would have admitted such
thing Hewas always grumbling and groaning The cor
ners of his mouth continually hung down.
1T remember, once, there banner year for the
Ohio farmers The wheat crop had been fine and
good and prices had been high. Esha's wheat
surpassed all Others and it known that he had
keed it sfuly. Nevertheless, when neighbor asked him
one day how he had made out with it, he whned:
tWel ddn' get much for it I expected, and
knew wouldn' It all the time!' -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
Is Wealth d. Hnblt!a

lis millionaire Nelson has a bug"
said "Long Beach" Hanifn. He had
actually ventured out in all the rain
from the hobo headquarters and club
house Of the Sons of Rest in Park
Row in order to refute the theories
of N: O. Nelson, the st. Louis rich
man, who says getting rich, is a bad
habit
"Just to show you what q fathead
this Nelson is Mr.. Hanifn con-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
CM,ros and Qualities:
SONG-WRITING PAYS.

CT YOU have literary talent' said the actor,
L "why don't you try songwritng? Clifton Bingham
makes 500 year writing songs Clifton lives in London
He wrote Loves Old Sweet Song and I'm Old Madrid
'|He has written 1000 songs. He turns out, in
good season. song day. All Of these songs, Of course
don succeed. Some don even get published.
'You might do with your songs, if you take up my.
scheme as Clifton does with his Clifton writes song and
then has hundred copies Of it struck off at printer
and he mails these simultaneously to hundred COM
posers asks each composer if he wants to write the
music to the song enclosed and what he III write it.
of the he GETS Clifton selects the one contain
ing the terms advantageous to himself and closes
."Cifton says that ordinary poet, like Kpling or
Yeats is fit write songs He says the songwriter
must understand vocazaon and the production Of the
voice. otherwise he'll put in his words that read
all right but that singer vocalizing correctly can't
nounce. Clifton has studied vocalizaton. -
s'Clfton day told what he liked about his own
SONGS He they scanned easily and smoothly and they
contained thoughts that readily awakened the composers
genius The versfcaon always to pronounce and
there occurred word combination OF words that
would be detrimental to the artistic production Of the sing
ing voice Them illustrate his meaning better he quoted
from hmself-he quoted the beginning Of his most
full song:
Long years ago in old Madrid,
Where softly signs of love the light guitar, etc.
esClfton advises magazine poets to study vocazaton
and then write songs. He says that with special
dcker magazine poet can't get than % 30 cents
line from the magazines whereas, song, he
chance Of getting $28 $50 line, and maybe more"
THE LEGS ARE HIDDEN
ODD distinction between the cergymans art in the pull
n pit and the actors art upon the stage recently
pointed out by Richard Mansfield.
Bostonian, friend Of Mr. Mansfeld's youth, is
minister This minister invited Mr. Mansfield Sunday to
come and hear him The actor went and at the end OF
the service he congratulated his friend warmly upon the
mons eloquence.
tAnd my delivery said the clergyman, 'my gestures
my attitudes all that sort Of did you think Of
+ then?
ITO here said Mr.. Mansfield touching the clergyman
chest you splendid But the lower part Of your body
is deporable It is clear that you have bestowed
!. thought upon your legs
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW.

WATER AS A TONIC-Do you really believe that women
y would be better and look better If they drank more
water? have lot in the papers about the bene
fits of tonic, and it is thought to
Mrs. @.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27

Not one drop of city water enters
into DR.. Lauritzen's Malt Tonic or
Health Table Malt-Pure spring water.
At druggists or delivered to house.
Phone n. W., East 40; T. c., 1880.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-27

To Canadian Northwest Via 500 Line.
Homeseekers rates every Tuesday.
Ticket office, 119 S Third street, Min
neapolis, MINI.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-03

ioca aH ousus
be CON ocsed at FrqJers
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-03
DOCTORS LICENSE
QUICKLY CANCELLED
James V. Calhoun, Recently
Graduated, Loses Right
to Practice.

The State Board of Medical Examin-
ers announced yesterday, through At
torney William c. TAFT, that it had can
celed the license of Dr. James V. CAL
houn OF this city. DIR. Calhoun only re-
Gently graduated from the Cooper
Medical College and it was alleged that
he had advertised by means of a print
ed card as a private specialist, offering
consultation and examination free 1t
was also alleged that the card contain
ed grossly improbable statement"
Calhoun, who was represented by At
torney H. NJ. Owens, denied every accu-
sation point blank and further refused
to file his license for cancellation.
Other charges heard were against
DR.. Jessie c. Aldrich, cancer special
list of Los Angeles, who was represent
ed by ex-Judge John d. Pope, also of
Los Angeles. DR.. Aldrich was charged
with advertising The Mrs. S. j. Bridge
remedy-the only sure cure known in
the world" She admitted the publica-
tion but attempted, by means of depo-
sitions and testimonials, to prove the
successful treatment Of cancer cases by
the remedy. In answer to a request
she refused to divulge the nature of
the remedy. Mrs. Aldrich gave in her
licensed that 1t may be Cancelled in case
of revocation.
The other cases tried were those of
Drs. o. c. Joslen, H. sdcGregor Wilson,
b. Brooks Lee and l.. H. Meadows, alias
r. II. Weston, all of San Francisco.
All these cases will be decided by the
board on August 15.