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Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
GooDELL-HUBBA

Frank E. Goodell, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. E. Goodell of Rickreall, was
married to Mrs. M. A. Hubbard, of
Lacrosse, Wash, at Colfax, Saturday,
April s, Superior Judge S. J. Chadwick
pronouncing the ceremony. Mr..
Goodell is a native son of Polk county,
and his boyhood days were spent at
Rickreall. His many friends in Ore
gon will be pleased to learn of his
marriage to most estimable lady of
our sister state. The following account
of the wedding appeared in the
Lacrosse News;
Married, at Colfax, Saturday,
April 8. at the parlors Of the Hotel
Whitman, Superior Judge s, j. Chad
wick tying the nuptial knot, Frank E
Goodell and Mrs. M. A. Hubbard, both
prominent people of Lacrosse. Mr..
Goodell is mechanic of ability and a
contractor of experience. He enjoys
the distinction of having erected nearly
every house in Lacrosse, in fact he is
the towns contractor. Mrs. Hubbard
has, until quite recently, conducted
the Hotel Lacrosse, where she made
many friends. Both bride and groom
enjoy large circle of friends. On the
arrival of the 9 AS Portland train, a
large crowd Of citizeus seaded by the
band, made sure the 1ewly-wedded
couple would not get away. AS Mr..
and Mrs. Goodell a4ghted from the
train, the band struck up wedding
march, they were deluged with rice,
and then escorted to the hotel where a
reception was held"
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Hon. y. 5. Loughary went to port.

Hon. U. S. Loughary went to Port
land yesterday.
Oregon Souvenir letter albums at
Stafrin Drug Co.
The Stafrin Drug Company is sell
ing books below cost.
Theo Harrington came out from his
ranch at Rocca, Saturday.
G. V. Averill, editor of the Falls
City Logger, was in Dallas yesterday.
John Teal, of Falls City, was in
Dallas on a business visit yesterday,
accompanied by his son, Albert.
The Independence delegates to the
Oddfellows' grand lodge are J. E
Hubbard, J. R. Craven and George
Conkey.
The grocery stores of Dallas close
at 8 o'clock each evening, excepting
Saturday evenings, when they close
at 8 o'clock.
b. Gildner ruptured one of the ten
dons in his ankle while playing tennis
recently, and IS now walking with the
aid of crutches.
Governor Chamberlain will act as
one of the judges in the debate between
Albany College and the Normal
School at Monmouth tonight.
kA DR.. H. L. Bancroft, eye and
~ nerve specialist, will return
to Dallas about May 1. All Eye
troubles and chronic ills permanently
relieved.
The Corvallis and Albany papers
speak in highly complimentary terms
of the recitals given in those towns by
Miss Elizabeth Pollock. She was
greeted by fair-sized audiences at both
places and all were pleased by the ex
cellence of her readings.
Conductor J. W. Crocker. general
manager of the big excursion to Port
land on Sunday, May 7, informs US
that arrangements have been made
for special motor between Independ-
ence and Dallas to connect with the
excursion train. This will give the
people in the south end of the county
chance to join the crowd.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
WOOL GROWERS WILL MEET
Date of Sale of Polk County Pool
Will Be Decided Upon.

The Polk County Woolgrowers
Association will hold business meet
ing in Browns Hall, in Dallas, on
Saturday, April 30, at one o'clock p. m.
The meeting is called for the purpose
Of electing officers and setting date
for the sails of the Polk county wool
pool. Every wool man in the county
is earnestly requested to come, and
bring his neighbor Don't rest con
tent with getting into the pool yourself,
but ask your neighbor to join. A big
pool Will mean a better price. Pros
poets are good for 25 cents, and we
want that price If we can get it,
The Lewis and Clark wool and
mohair committee will meet at the
same time, and every grower having
good sample Of wool or mohair
should bring it along, as the exhibit
must be prepared at once. The men,
bers of this committee are U. S. Grant,
7. w. Brunk, G. L. Hawley, A. @.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
IN CUPID'S REALM
rIr. w. L. SOehren and Miss CIaris
Brown Are Made Husband
and Wife.

Mr.. w. L. Soehren and Miss Claris
Brown were married at the home Of
the brides mother, Mrs. N. @. Brown,
in this city Wednesday evening, in
the presence of a few relatives and in
vited friends, Rev. James Moore,
pastor of the Methodist Episcopal
Church officiating. Promptly at 80
o'clock the young couple entered the
parlor to the strains of the wedding
march from Lohengrin, played by
Miss Olive Smith, and took their
places under a floral arch, where the
words were pronounced that made
them husband and wife. The bride
was beautifully gowned in white
organdie.
After congratulations, delicious re-
freshments were served. Many valu-
able presents were received, among
them being handsome silver service
from the members of the Rebekah
lodge, of which Mr.. and Mrs. Soehren
are members.
The groom formerly lived in Hills
boro, and came to Dallas about two
years ago. He superintended the
construction of the Dallas water
works, and when the plant was COM
pleted was appointed local manager
for the company. He is young man
of good habits, and has many friends.
His bride is the youngest daughter Of
Mrs. N. @. Brown, and is an amiable
and popular young woman. Mr.. and
Mrs. Soehren have begun housekeep-
ing in the Cutler cottage east Of the
M. E. Church, South.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Moving Hay in April.

It would be hard for Eastern people
to believe that timothy was moved in
this county in April, but such is the
fact. Hayne Holmes, who has some
.beaverdam land sowed to timothy, is
now moving it of. The grass is
growing so rapidly and so rank that
he is compelled to cut it back to keep
it from falling and molding before it
ripens. It is now about IA inches
high. This land produces about tons
of hay to the acre, -McMinnvilie Tele-
phone-R Register
Blank notes, mortgages, bill of sales
and quit claim deeds for sale here.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21

: Oregon Souvenir letter albums at
Stafrin Drug Go.
Mrs. Mona Thompson is visiting
friends in Portland.
Get a sample package of Howe's 25.
cent coffee. Its good.
The hest galvanized eave-troughipe
at Guy Bros. lOc per foot.
The OBSERVER office wants the print
ing you are particular about
Mrs s. P. Riggs, of Auburn, Wash.
is visiting relatives in Dallas.
Formaldehyde Soap for spraying
trees' plants, ETC., at Stafrin Drug Co,
Roy Smith, Of Monmouth, is visiting
at the home Of his brother County
Clerk E. M. Smith.
A. H. Boyd, of Portland, repre-
sentlng the Pacific Coast Syrup Go.
was in Dallas, Tuesday.
Judge H. H. Hewitt, of ALBANY. will
deliver the address at the Polk County
Pioneer Reunion in June.
Mrs. E. L. Ingalls,, who has been
visiting friends in Dallas and Falls
City, returned to her home in Port
land, Monday morning.
A citizens mass meeting will be
held in Falls City tonight to devise
ways and means for advertising the
toWn and vicinity at the Lewis and
Clark Fair.
A. Il. Harris, has moved his stock
OF jewelry to the Collins building on
Main street. His new store presents
a neat and attractive appearance. He
Will soon add choice line Of confec-
tionery.
AS result of advertising, Ellis &
Keyt sold over thirty suits last Satur-
day. Men came to Dallas from all
parts OF the county for clothing. The
special Saturday sales at the big store
have attracted wide attention.
Rev. Joseph Hoberg celebrated his
77th birthday Sunday. Frank, of
Portland, and Mrs. Nelson, Of New
berg, and Mrs. Milsap and son of
Lebanon were the only children pres
ent.-McMinnville Reporter.
The Southern Pacific Company
round trip rates for special
excursions during the Lewis and
Clark Fair as follows; Suver, $2.20;
$l.95; Derry, $1.8O;
Mccoy, $l.55; Dallas, $1.9O; Perry
dale, $1.6O; Ballston, $1.6O; Sheridan,
$1.75.
F. X. Matthieu, the only surviving
''hero of Old Champoeg" was initiated
into the Elks' lodge at Salem last
Thursday night. Although we'll along
toward his S8th year, Mr.. Matthieu is
almost as active as he was
10 years ago, Members of the local
lodge turned out in full force for the
unusual occasion.
Rev. A. A. Winter and family left
his week for Portland, where he will
assume the pastorate of the First
United Evangelical church. Rev.
and Mrs. Winter have resided in
Dallas for the last four years and
have made many warm friends whose
best wishes follow them to their new
and wider field of labor.
S. W. Fletcher, of Mccoy, is rapidly
failing in health, and is no longer
able to attend to his extensive business
interests. His old friend and neighbor,
Hon. j. H. Hawley, has been ap-
pointed by the Court to act as his
guardian. Mr.. Fletcher's many
friends sympathize deeply with him
in his sad misfortune.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
EaIkenburg MemorlaI Service.

The members of Dallas Camp No.
2O9. Woodmen Of the World, and
Mistletoe Circle, No. SS, Women OF
Woodcraft, will hold special services
in the NJ. E. Church next Sunday
morning, in honor of the memory Of
the late Head Consul F. A. Falken-
burg. The memorial sermon will be
preached by Rev. james Moore. An
appropriate musical program will be
arranged by Lee Smith. The members
of the Camp and Circle will meet at
their hall at 10 O'Clock and will march
to the church, escorted by the Uniform
Rank. A large attendance Of Wood
men and their families is expected.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
neath Came Suddenly.

William Brown, the only son Of
Mrs. Nancy Brown, died at his
mothers home in this city at S 80
o'clock last Friday morning, aged 20
wears. His death came as a great
shock and surprise to the family, as
he had been sick only few days.
The funeral was preached at the house
by Rev. James Moore, Saturday
morning, and the remains were taken
to Brownsville for burial. The
widowed mother and her family have
the sympathy Of all in their sad
bereav. .lnent
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Farm For sale.

A 5e5-acre farm. near Ballston, for
sale; or will trade for a smaller farm,
with difference in cash or good notes.
A fine chance for some one who wants
a large farm. Over 400 acres in cul-
tivation. AS good land as there is in
Polk county. DAN P. SToUFFER,
Dallas. Oregon
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
POLK County Observer


Musicians of Amity are organizing
brass band.
The Stafrin Drug Company is sell
ing books below cost.
Red Oak sugar corn at Howe's; lC
cents can, and none better.
Formaldehyde Soap for spraying
trees, plants, etc., at Stafrin Drug Co.
Money of private parties to loan al
6 per cent oD well-improved farms.
S1BLEY & EAKIN.
Horatio Morrison left this week fol-
Waitsburg, Wash, where he will
spend the summer.
Miss Jennie Muscott came up from
Portland, Saturday, and spentSunday
with relatives in this city.
Hon s. T. Burch and Joshua
Mcdaniel, Of Rickreall, we're among
the business visitors in Dallas, Fri
day.
Work on the cutoff between st. Joe
and Lafayette will begin at once. The
track between Whiteson and Lafay-
cite is to be abandoned.
Mrs. A. N. Holman and little
daughter have been visiting at the
home Of her sister-in-law, Mrs. A. M.
Dalrymple, in Salem.
DR.. H. L. Toney, dentist; graduate
Of Ann Arbor, Michigan. Office up
stairs Uglow building. Hours to 10
and to S. Examinations free. Phone
As.
Hon. Fl. v. Gates, of Hillsboro, was
in Dallas looking after his business
interests Monday. He spent buoy
afternoon and evening in his office,
and left for Seattle on the early train
Tuesday morning.
Lace curtains laundered in the
neatest style at the Dallas Steam
Laundry. Spring house-cleaning time
is here, and you should take your
curtains to the Laundry if you want
satisfactory work.
The drudgery of wash day is relieved
by using one of our Acme ball-bear-
ing washing machines-the lightest
running machine on earth. Don't
buy until you have examined this line.
VAUGHN & WEAVER.
Hon. D. L. Keyt, Of Perrydale, was
a Dallas visitor Monday afternoon.
He says that grain of all kinds is
making rapid growth, and that pros
poets for a big crop in Northern Polk
were never better at this season Of the
year.
John Edgar's farmhouse near Oak
Grove was destroyed by fire at an
early hour last Monday morning.
The estimated loss of the contents Of
the house is 5000, with no insurance.
Mr., Edgar is poor man, and feels
his loss keenly.
A basket social will be given in the
Lower Salt Greek schoolhouse Satur-
day evening, April %. The proceeds
will be used to finish paying for the
organ. The graduating exercises of
the eighth and ninth grades of the
school will be held Friday evening,
April 28.
w. 9. Hagerty has sold his interest
in the McMinnvilIe Telephone-Regis-
ter to H. l.. McCann, and will enter the
employ of the Oregon Fire Relief AS
sociation as secretary. Hagerty is an
all round good fellow, and will be
missed from the ranks of Oregon
newspaper men.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Seed Oats For Sale.

Choice White Seed Oats for sale by
F. T. B1ssELL, Salt Creek; address,
Dallas.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Eggs For Sale.

White Leghorn eggs tor sale. One
dollar per setting of 10. Celebrated
Williams strain of California. W. s.
MUIR, Dallas, Oregon.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Oak Wood For Sale.

Good oak-grub cordwood for sale.
Parties wishing to buy for Fall
delivery will please call early. U. 5.
GRANT, Dallas, Oregon.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Hav and drain tor Sale.

Timothy hay, wheat and oats for
sale. w. P. MILLER, Phone 915,
Dallas.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
norsemen. Attention.

The imported German Coach stall
lion "Alban" will make the season OF
1905 at Farmers Feed Shed in Dallas,
Polk county. Terms $40, SIS and 800.
HUBBARD & MCDANIEL,
Dallas, Oregon.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Angora Goats.

N. Woodward, Of the Pioneer neigh
borhood. five miles northwest Of
Dallas, has 20 head Of goats and q
few kids ia let on shares also, 12 of
IA head, with d few kids, FOR sale.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Taken By Mistake.

Taken by mistake, at Mr.. and Mrs.
Stouffer's wedding anniversary, a
lady's silver-handled umbrella. Please
return it to the Bee Hive store.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Eggs For Sale.

White and Brown Leghorn eggs for
Matching. H. E. KozER, Telephone
211.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Fresh Cows For Sale.

Four young fresh cows for sale.
JAMES ELLIOTT, Dallas, Or.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Seed Oats For Sale.

Seed oats for sale. SAMUEL Orr,
Rickreall, Or.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21

Staats, james Riddell and H. Il.
Fenton. Help them to make good
exhibit
H. L. FENToN, G.. W. MCBEE,
Secretary. President.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-04-21
Wagon For Sale.

Light wagon for sale. N. HUGHES
Dallas, Or.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
The XiShkOne.

The wishbone in birds is called by
scientists furcula and is in reality the
union of what are in man the two sepa-
rate collar bones. These in the birds re-
ceive the brunt of the strokes of the
wing that turn the creature III It's
flight. Few realize tie strength Of
stroke of the b.1i's wing. 1t is said
that Il swan has been known 10 break
a mans leg by Il blow of its wing and
in Ike manner the wing beatinES of the
larger birds are dangerous If they
strike the head or face. If. therefore,
large bird is in the habit of making
sudden turns to right or left in It's
flight it must be fitted with a wishbOnc
competent to withstand the great
strain of the wing stroke on one side.
with no special action on the other side.
For this reason we find In the eagle
and like birds Of quickly turning flight
a furcula that is Il perfect Roman arch,
widely at variance with the Gothic
arch, which is the shape Of the wish
bone of our common fowls. The eagles
furcula is a solid rounded arch. every
where equally strong and not develop
ing those points Of weakness that make
our sport of breaking the wishbone
possible
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
l2|S:|)
A TRUSTING SOUL.


There Were Several Things to Settle,
bat All Were Adjusted.
"No, Jack the young woman said,
eluding hts arm; mot YETI
What's the matter, Lulu? he
asked.
II haven't said I'd marry you.
There's something else to be settled
first"
what is it, sweetheartW
Several things. You have habits
cannot tolerate in the man l marry.
Jack, DO you smoke"
Eyes. / burn cigar once in awhile" !"
"YOu will have to give that up"
"All right, dear What else?'
''Do you chew tobaccOY
"Not habitually. Once in a great
while take a chew"
II can't marry tobacco chewer."
"Wel, I'll promise to quit it, Any
thing else?'
YES. DO you drink"
"Occasi0nally take glass Of beer
nothing stronger, upon my word
"Will you promise to give that up
toOT
Sure. don't care anything about it,
anyhow"
do You play cards?'
Occasionally, just for fun"
81 can't marry card player"
Then I'll cut out the card playing
'Do you bet on horse racesY
Sometimes"
That's just as bad as any other kind
of gambling, Jack. You'll have to prom
iSe to drop ii"
"Well, I'll quit that too. And now
Hold on Jack. Are you in debt?'
Don't owe a cent to anybody on
earth. Does that
Not quite Wait a minute. Jack.
Will you agree to spend your evenings
at home?"
Bless your heart, Lulu, I'll tire you
to death staying at home of evenings.
so, now
no. Not yet, Jack. One thing more
VIII you promise to go to church with
me every time ask you to go?'
"Er-yes, III promise even that"
With a contented little sigh she laid
her head on his broad shoulder.
"Uow much nicer it is, Jack" she
said. Ito reform a man before marry
ing him than to try to do it afterward.
as 50 many foolish girls do"'-Chicago
Tribune
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
The Mask In Italy.

The Italian nation is especially ap
peacd to by the charm Of mystery and
all those indefinite possibilities which
lurk behind the secrecy of the mask.
Not but that this license of masks was
frequently abused. Alessandro VI.
who with Madonna LucreZia, was SO
fond Of watching the maskers go past
from the balcony of Castel st. Angelo,
had to forbid masks in 1409 under pain
Of the gallOws, to Silch an extent did
the factions and i'll disposed at Rome
take advantage of them to pay off old
scores. and SO many people were killed
or seriously wounded every day in the
streets.
Connected with the old Saturnalia
the masks We're the especial charac-
teristic of the Fabulae Atel!anae and
the less artistOcratic Mimae, and no
body who has seen the collection Of
such antiquities at Rome Naples and
Pompeii will doubt the important part
that masks played in the life of the
cary empire. Thence we may trace
them down in the antique farceS,
which gradually blended with the sa-
cred representations Of the middle
ages until they ultimately laiclsed
them and removed them from the
church. -Gentlemans Magazine.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29

lhe eye OF The shark is small. LONG
ana narrow, closely resembling that OF
d pig. All observers have agreed In at
trlDutinS 20 it d sly ana malicious ex-
preston, but this must to some extent
oe taken as flight Of fancy. The only
real reason for attributing to the shark
savage disposition is that, like the
"oir, he has no pity whatever for a
comrade in distress and that a wound
Ell shark will be instantly attacked
ana deVoured by his companion. This
Is indeed an evil trait in the creature
ana can only be excused on the ground
Oh ms prolonged fasts and the over
mastering demands Of his Appetite
London Standard.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29

RlCE-Best head rice l0c per pound
next grade 61a cents per pound.
SUGAR--Cane granu!ated, best sc 50
per sack; do 10 pounds 81.
sALT-Coarse 75c per 100; $3.50
ton.
fLOUR-$4 G5@$5 % per barrel.
BACON--l5@2Oc per pound.
HAMS-1B@loc per pound.
COAL OlL--$l 45@$l rs for 5 gal.
Ions; So 25 per case.
VEGETABLES.
POTATOES-1c per pound.
CABBAGE-4c per pound.
ONlONS--3c per pound.
APPLES-Green &c per pound.
BANANAS--40c per dozen.
LEMONS--30c per dozen.
ORANGES -40c@60c per dozen.
LIVESTOCK AND POULTRY
Prices paid by dealer to the producer.
CKENS--$3 5O@S4.OO per dozen.
BUTTER--ranch, 80 and 6Oc per roll.
EGGS-25c per doz.
BEEF CATTLE, ETC.
COWS--f2 50M$2 90 per hundred.
ST EERS--S3 50@2 IS per hundred.
NEAL--Dressed, &c per pound.
SHEEP--S3 50@$4 90.
HOGS-Live, 5Ic@5c; dressed, &c
17c per pound.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
Necessity Of Exercise.

The variety of beneficial motions that
may be had in muscular exercise Is al
most unlimited 1t Is interesting to no
tice that children. when free to play
as they choose, instinctiyely make SO
many different motions that they seem
to use all their muscles. When peo-
pies ideas of prOpriety shall have be-
come what they should be grown peO-
ple can exercise like children without
being considered daft or silly. Many
of the performances of children seem
to older persons purposeless and use
less.
There is such a state of ignorance
ard prejudice that many people of con
siderable education lack very much OF
having proper conception of the rela-
ton of exercise to life and health. One
NAV learn and practice with beneht
n system of exercises. as many do.
without having the acquaintance with
the principles involved that makes pos
sibie the greatest benefit and interest
and enjoyment. There is an important
advantage In knowing the reasons for
the various movements and what mus
Giles make each movement and how
muscles use bones rs levers.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
why He Was Caught.

IL notice." said the tired citizen, that
man was arrested yesterday in New
York for stealing 40 pound clock in
broad daylight. lie was carrying the
clock under his coat when a police
mans attention was attracted to
him
Probably thought he was taking too
much time to get away began the
cheerful idiot.
But everybody left the roOm.-Balti-
more American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29

Mrs. Nexdore-Of course nay daugh-
ter plays the piano yery wei by ear,
Dut she wants to take lessons from a
regular professor.
Mrs. Pepprey-That's Ia atural enough.
Mrs. NeXdore-Ch, yos
Mrs. Pepprey-Yes, l suppose she's
wise to want somebody else to blame
besides herself.-Catholic Standard and
Times
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
4 Fit.

uJw"s--Deacon Sims prides himsell
upon being in the strait ana narrow
way.
Darnes- lie certainly is to be con-
graduated upon having soul admlra-
bly, adapted for narrow path.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
A Simple Matter.

docs dentist have much trouble
in collecting his bills?''
NO" answered the expert In teeth.
"A man usually sees that his last ac-
count is paid before he has more work
done He takes no chances on an
unfriendly disposition" - Washington
Star
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29

DO yOu--pr-pvcr tell tibS!" asked
the lady who had advertised Tor a
maid
"Not for myself, ma'am." answered
the applicant. 'only for the missus."-
Chicago Journal.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-06-29
s"ants esIe Chance.

Late again, AIr. Brown! Late
again. chirped the manager Il be-
lieve you'd be late at your wedding"
"Ah" murmured the married man
"And lot later, too, if | got the
chance again. "-Chicago Journal