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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01
Tennessee
Central
Railroad

Knoxville and Bristol. n. G., Rich
mond. Va. Washington. d. C., New
York and all other Eastern Scaports
and Interior Eastern Cities, including
the virginias and Carolinas
A First Class Double Daily Passenger
service with through sleeping cars on
night trains.
The Tennessee Central X. r. is q
new line running through new and
rich country and offers the hest oppor-
tunitirs In the South for the Home,
seeker. the Farmer and the Stockraiscr
and the manufacturer. For further
information address
r. a. ROUSSEAU,
Chief Clerk Traffic Dept
Nashville. Tenn.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Il Is good idea 10 train all the
children IN the way oi going 90 Sunday
school every Sunday afternoon, "
gives their father an undis,urhCd
opportunity Of taking nap.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

81 want some perfumes toilet soap,
Also some medicines. hope
That Haynes & Taylor's drug store is open yet,
For nowhere else can people get
Such fresh, pure goods and such stock
AZ figures too. that seemed to mock
Competitors. and beat them too.
Thus spoke one Brownie, and IT'S true.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

And how the tide of traffic flows
~ want some nails and farmers tools,
Exclaimed two imps; they were no fools,
For straight to Hina. Babb's they went,
ON getting great big bargains bent
For they had read the papers DER
Before thF left the Brownie shore,
And as they had no cash t. burn
They knew which way To make the turn
To ~ where stock IL large and good
AZ any kept since Noah's flood.
They purchased files and planes and chiscls.
Bicycles. chains and whcclmcn's whistles
In hardware line. and they rcfrained
Until no want TO them remained,
when they could carry nothing more.
And then they holicd from the door,
Set down their loads to count their money
Then laughed AZ II twas an quite funny.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Service for table. lamps and brooms,
All household trinkcts. brides and grooms
Can find no better place TO 90
n quantity Is what they'd show
Along with quality that's prime
They buy at Morris & Yates every time.
And dishes. tinwarc. dolls and books
Make plenty everywhere one looks
Then tn insure 'gainst fire and storm
That little homo so snug and warm.
To Geo. N. Order & Co. the Brownies went
And ere they left they were content
That whatever happened, Hcoi or fire.
or wraihful storm Ichoyah's ire
They'd get good pay Tor what was lost.
And alta very moderate cost
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Pictures. books II an descriptions,
Rocks In which To write inscriptions,
States and pencils, paper pens,
Chld.books. boys girls. womcn's' men =
Ink. wall paper moulding. toys.
Every sort II homestead joys
That the finer nature Graves,
Dor which man all hardship braves,
a. A. a a.. ugUFa
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

They an declared was hand q beat.
Some furniture the Brownies needed.
And a. their friends advice they Needed
They went TO Num- & fuckers where they found
Their every need: and now hey sound
The praises Of the goods they bought
Al Num- & fuckers store: and they ought
For sure" says Pat, I'VE struck It rich;
Who ever heard before Of sch7"
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01
The
Nashville
Route

Is the Shortest
and most Direct
Line to Nashville.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

IRON the uttcrnost limits u Brownie land
A. though they we're oonJurcd by unseen hand
Came all u the busy little crowd
With hustle and hustle and laughter loud.
TO visit our own. new. beautiful town.
Through streets and avenues up and down.
hut not Tor pleasure did they come
From out the dainty Brownie home.
Hut bent on business. every one,
Their work must end ere play begun.
Twas In a great balloon they came
The "Bruwnic Special" was ~ name.
And when they lighted, each one stumbled.
And clothes were ruined a. they ,umblcd.
Bl, straight 10 Yandcll- Gugcnhcim they flew.
And soon were strutting In garments ncW
That % like the bark on a sycamore tree,
And each one said. "lloW can Il he
That they can sell good clothes 80 cheap,
And Tor the money such heap"
For never had the Brownies seen
Though they around the world had bccnl
Such splendid fitting garments sold
For such little stack u gold
The Brownies are a tasty lot
Some things they like. some they do no,
Just like some bigger folks. and 80
That's why these dainty eaters go
To " Cophcr's grocery 10 trade,
Who keeps all daintics grown or made,
And all things else In eating stun
A lttlr cash will buy enough
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

And now To please the inner man
With product Of the pot and pan.
The hungry Brownies hustled out
To New Marion Hotel-a merry rout.
And everything was cooked just right;
The quantity was "out o. sight"
And every bite they had 20 eat
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

To gain a thorough business knowledge
The brownies sought business college.
Twas Marion sigh School where they foun,
The wisdom. ample and profound,
To keep their books and deal with banks,
And not a Brownie in their ranks
Hut knew how interest comes and goes
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Their journey was TO last a day
And so. before they went away
They bought provisions Tor their teams
A. prices they had heard in dreams.
No hesitancy then they felt
In giving Williams a Guess thc,bclt
For keeping the finest stock Of feed
For beast Of milk or draft Of speed.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Scarce had they shrunk wondering eyes
Once more unto their natural size.
Whcn,oncc again their wonder grew
And out again those eye balls flew
To greet sight so wondrous grand
The Brownies thought twas Fai,yland.
There, not a thing those Brownies missed
That c'rr was found on shopping list.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

The little Chincc had a tooth
My That oft had panied the yellow youth.
I'm And now a. Il began TO thump,
'A ~ And each wee hbcr seemed to jump
~ Tie howlcd like Jericho. and ran
~ Topr =. W. Mum, the dentist man.
Who fixed the tooth up rcod as new
And did u without hurting, tho
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Within a ease upon the street
Tho brownies saw some faces sweet
That seemed alive bat they wcrc not
And little Patrick on the spot
Declared he'd have his "pictcr took
And Patrick know just like a book
That ]. l.. Stewart made the best, and 10.
All had them taken there. YOU know.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

NNEElIEN Palmer Cos, Brownies papi
NV Made up his mind that 10 was proper
" 10 tell the story ~ these folk
he must have thought IL was a joke
10 slight the town in which YOU live
And this Is why this rhyme give
To you. and ! will youch Is truth
70 skepiic- all. in age or youth.
The brownies made your town a visit
The dates not necessary. Is ~
And II their trlpyou'll kindly read up
In all the steps by which they lead up,
You1 learn more profitable things
Than those Of which old Palmer sings.
/ tell you where they made Il pay
To buy the things they got that day
Also the things they CHANGED 10 see
A. here and there they wandered free
In mischief. interest and glec-
And no matter hsw you would have It TO be.
This Is their trip as they told II 10 me.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Diamonds. cutglass watches, rings,
Every sort Of pretty things
The Brownies found at prices low
At Levi Cooks where wise folks go
. To buy their jewelry. and there
The Brownies learned what bargains were
BE wise these imps' example heed,
Whcne 'cr some jewelry you need.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

But something practical arose
Or aught else. twas the need Of stuff
To cook and eat And well enough
Each one was pleased when he had gone
To Morris a Yates 'rocery further on:
The stock was large, fresh, clean. complete,
And prices there cannot be beat.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

There's not a wifclcss Brown
But loves some Brownie gitl
And when her favor he would
TIE knows just how he should
Tie takes her siraigh, to Hay
Where smiles ofTaliancc wrc
A. smoothing Ger locks u vol
She takes the glass just 10, d
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-01

Were found at woo,s & ornc's store
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17
The REAL TROUBLE.

1t can be set down as u common
sense proposition that the honest man
should not be made to pay high insur-
ance rates because the rascally man
buns his property. But that is just
what is being cone all the time. The
underwriters say if the law prohibiting
co insurance were repealed, and law
enacted providing fire marshall, there
would be fewer fires and lower rates.
The American is not opposed to either
proposition, but it has its doubts
whether such change would materially
lower rates. The chief trouble, as The
American sees it, lies in the carelessn ess
of agents and solicitors who will insure
any old thing if they can, by so doing,
get fat CONN ission. Here is the cruX
of the whole situation. No mans
property should be insured without the
agent or solicitor has first made a
thorough investigation, not only of the
property, but also of the applicants
character. The ch lracter of the prop
erty, the surround ngs, everything in
reason should be looked into before
policy pas yes If this were done, if the
underwater was not so Jealous in his
chase of the almighty commission dollar,
these rascals would be left without insur
ance, and the honest insurer would get
his dues There is no competition be-
tween the board companies as to rates,
but there is too much competition
among the agents for the good of the
tonest insurer. Nashville American.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Roosevelt's discussion of the race
problem in the, South, shows how
much he don't know about it, His
tender appeal to the cultured North to
be kind and charitable and considerate
towards their benlghted brethren OF
the South, was most touching. There is
but one thing on earth that makes us
more tired and disguised than Roose-
welt. And that is the sycophants of
the New South who slobber over
him. His speech at the Lincoln dinner
OF the Republican Club in New York
Monday night was commonplace
beyond expression. And yet the boot
lickers are picking.out the commonest
sort of paragraphs and holding them
up for admiration with all the pride
of country and breadth of patriotism
you might mistake for the real thing.
Roosevelt is a bIaggalt. stIutteI,
fretter and fumer. That's all there
is to him. And to laud such a creature
simply because he is vested for four
brief years with tremendous power. is
the meanest sort of sycophancy.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Mr.. Roosevelt says with his mouth
that he "admiIes, respects. believes in
and has faith in the men and women
OF the South as well as those .of the
Nortt.' What condescension. IN
dead Who cares If he does or he
doesn't. The men and women of the
South could say the same of him with
their mouths, but they would lie in
characters of the men and women of
the South been imreached, that public
speakers give testimony of their faith
in them? And yet there are some who
think it was fine thing for Roosevelt
ID say.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Farmers, poultry ra1sers and meI
chants will find The Herald's market
report of great value. While our report
does not cover the great variety of
subjects dealt with by the metropolitan
papers, we give correct and up to-date
quotations en- subjects of greatest in
terest to the people of this section:
grain, bran, field seeds, sugar. coffee,
eggs, chickens and county produce.
This report is corrected daily and will
help the man who has goods to sell 'or
is in the MARKET for goods. The
Hekald's market report is easily worth
the subscription price of the paper.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The extension Of telephone lines
through independent companies; the
Development of short line electric rail-
ways, connecting towns and cities, and
the further increase of the rural route
mail serYice-these three will mark the
progress of the country and make long
and rapid strides these next few years,
and Columbia we hope will be on their
line of march.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The most successful book of the past
summer recounted the history of a
woman thief ard pick pocket. The
most successful play of the winter con
sists Of the exploits of "Raffles" a gen.
tlemen burglar aud thief. A nineteen
year old boy has been arrested in New
York for holding up and rcbbing several
citizens at the pistols pojns and says he
received his inspiration from the play
of Rifles These faithful repro
ductions OF literary characters are good
as advertisements but they are very bad
fol general morality.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

There Is no good reason why the
city taxes should not be collected up
as closely as the county taxes. But
they never are. And the effort of the
present Board to Improve the public
service along that line will be COM
mended Ivy all thinking business men
who pay their own taxes and think
other people should do the same.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

1t is always the dead man who threw
is hand to his hip pocket in murder
trail And there are always men who
will swear they saw him do it, even
If they were not within half mile
OF the scene of the tragedy. Nashville
American
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

1t is said that Mr.. Pulitzer is still
looking for an ideal editor, for that
college of journalism. There are thou
sands of ideal editors, but the real ones
are rare.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The assembling of Presidents Cassatt
Hill, Spencer. and a score of Other
heads of great railroad monopolies in
Washington indicates dlstur bance in
twelve billions of capital that is
ominous, but let us hope prognostic of
good for the whole country.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The new Magazine, How to Make
Money" has gone into bankruptcy. 1t
is said that the writer of Getting on in
the World died 10 the almshouse. The
successful money makers seem to be
those who keep the secret to themselves.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Representative Scudder has intro
duced bill in Congress providing for
the determination of the mosquito. The
mosquito is not 80 apt to keep man
awake these nights as the coal bills.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The House. it is claimed may pass
the railroad rate bill after a two days
debate. The Senate is probably get
ting bouIders ready to roll on the track.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Under the Illinois law blgamist
Hoch cannot be severely punished To
incarcerate him in lowly matched
cottage with all his wives would be
what Gen. Sherman says wal is.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The Citizens Telephone Company
should open negotiations with the
independent Telephone Company of
Nashville, as soon possible Colum-
bia Deeds competing line to NASH
Vile.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

A Brooklyn minister wants to know
why men who like games of chance do
not go to Wall street instead of play
ing poker. Generally because the ante
Ia too high and no limit on the game.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

A New York man offers one thousand
dollars to charity if perfectly happy
married man" can be found. He would
have been safe to have included bache-
lors and women. "Perfectly happy"
people are all in Heaven.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Pulaski has club for young men
Flournoy Rivers is Proctor, with Ben
Childers as Vice. Every evening the
Proctor reads Uncle Remus' stories to
the boys, aud the Vice serves frappe.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

There is just one way to get the rail-
road rate bill and other slow and delay
ed bills through Congress, make them
riders to the pension bill. That bill al
ways gets there.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17
Nczeaasa, Anderson & Foster
" TEMPTING SPREAD OF
N BEAUTIFUL SPRING GOODS

Is rapidly being gathered here for your inspection and
we can how other get the weather to hand
us out little better class of weather. you can come ana
feast upon these lovely productions that we have gathered
four of the EARTH lovely enough to brave
any sort of weather and see-and buy.
Take the New Wash EnndE at Csc fur INSTANCE
Such as Sosette in white, navy brown, cadet ETC.
Cotton Cicilan in pretty range of mixtures
Silk finished Ginghams, in small checks
New Figured Organdes.
Plain Gauze de Sole in all the evening shades.
White Mercerized Madras, in figures and dots
Knockabout Suting in several handsome combinations
the Ginghams at 10c and 123c
Spring Percals in light and dark coors, Zoe and 1850
Striped Madras Percals at 1870.
Voles in all the dark and medium shades at l0
nothing thousands yards of beautiful Embrodee
Nnsoo Cambria and SWISS in ner Brodefie Anglaise and
Sche designs 81 yard But naming and prices
nothing you and That's oha youd better do
Here's List tor NEXT SATURDAY. and 4MONDA1-
that yOu should come for IL you haze to 6unOv
through Sno7O 10 get here.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

A Kansas man sold his wife fol
S.. so. If he had kept her until spring
he probably could have sold her for
more money. 1t costs something to
winter wives. Nashville American.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Can it be that the United States Sen
ate has taken Bryan at his word when
he said President Roosevelt was a
democrat?
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

DIR. Watson, who is better known by
the pen name of Ian Maclaren, says
that no young man is justified in mar
rying unless he can get first-class life
certificate from really good insurance
company.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Dispatches to Paris newspapers from
correspondents sent to meet the steamer
carrying Gen Stoessel and other sur
vivors of Port Arthur give detailed
statements Of discoid among the Rus
sian army and navy officers. TIE cor
respondents predict grave scenes be-
fore the Russian rt-martial.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17
IF YOU SEE 1T IN OUR AID. IT'S SO.

The Kansas Legislature has passed
the bill providing for a State oil re-
finery. 1t ouly requires the signature
of the governor, which, it is expected !,
will be appended at once. An APP
Precipitation of $4,000 is made for the
purpose.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Want to buy yournext winters
suit now and save about Half?
That's about what you can save
here now. Clothes are bound to
be higher next Fall, too. All
the winter trousers are included
in the cut price list.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The worst is over. The temperature
is climbing rapidly ard will continue
TO climb tomorrow and will 60 high
enough by August.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Traffic men of Southeastern railroads
met in louisville Friday to consider
alleged discrimination in grain rates
allowed to the disadvantage of Louis
Vile shippers.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

John w. Gates made the prediction
in Chicago Tuesday that there would be
big advance in wheat within the next
sixty days. Some of the Chicago brok
ers say the price will go to 81. so bush
Ell
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

King Edward opened Parliament
Tuesday and himself read his speech,
which was a commonplace document.
He referred regretfully to the war in the
East, and spoke of the Macedonian cit
uation with uneasintss.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17
Two Splendid Bargains in the
Rug Department.

One Brussels Carpet Rug, size
10 feet 6 inches by II feet 4
inches, tan ground, small red
figures, $40. value $25. 90.
One Brussels Carpet Rug, size
10 feet 6 inches by 13 feet 10
inches, tan ground with floral
design, S21. 00-in place of $50.
Both of these rugs have hand
some borders.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The last visible vestige of the great st.
Petersburg strike disappeared when the
employees of the Putiloff Iron Works
returned. At all the works ballots are
being distributed for the election SUP
day of representatives on the mixed
commission of masters and workmen.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Kentucky Wesleyan College, at Win
chester, was destroyed by fire with all
it's contents. The loss is SIS 600, with
insurance of $4,000. 1t was the official
school of the Methodists of Kentucky
and West Virginia. The building was
erected in 1891.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17
Toe and I5c Flannelettes and
Barbara SuitingS, sc a Yard.

Less even than "Clean Sweep"
prices but its the seasons wind
up-about 80 pieces, light med
ium and dark styles. only &c a
Yard.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Only one remedy in the world tha'
will at once stop ichiness of the skin ~
any part of the body; Doan's Ointment"
At any drug store, 50c
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17
A big bunch of Remnants from
the Clean sweep Sale at less
than Remnant Prices

Ready for your choosing Fri
day, Saturday and Monday.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Gov. PennypacKer, of Pennsy lvania,
Wednesday withdrew the death warrant
IN the case of Mrs. Kate Edwards. who
was TO have been hanged to-day at
Reading, and the case will sgaiL go be.
fore the Board Of Pardons.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

More of that good 10c yard
wide Bleached Domestic, TIC a
yard.
Yard wide Sea Island Domes-
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

Late NeWc~C Comment
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

IL Large Size Cotton Comforts.
Zoe Each.
All we have left and we
wouldn't have had these but they
are just little too light weight
for mid winter. Filled with cot
ton though and they are splendid
for Spring and Fall. Never sold
under a dollar.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The protocol Of the agreement win
San Domingo, III der which represen-
tatives of the United Stat, are sitting
in receipt of customs in the island
arrived in Washington yesterday, ana
was at once transmitted to the SenaIs
by the President, together with mes
sage explaining the reason of It's ne.
COLLATION.. The President says thamT lI I u
necessary in the interest," OF the anpn,
tenance of the Monroe Doctrines, as wen
as OF the peace Of the countries, that tpe
United States should see that the south
ern republics pay their debts to iof'
eigners.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-02-17

The committees of the Tennessee Leg
islature engaged 10 investigating various
State institution are finding that th, y
are very economically managed, in
some instances paying less for neces-
saFies than the general public.