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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20

zntO the country and knock few Of
aAszn over. Do you think you can show
aaoH hsw to make a rabbit pier
y presume could II she had the
HaIifkts."
-Dza't you worry about the rabbits.
gB EEing home enough to make pies
snr the whole neighborhood. Taylor
was cat the other day and killed fifty
axe- ought to do as well or better"
=And ron are going to spend whole
AEr trnmping around in the snow and
se1 tnh0pes TO kill rabbit?'
g am going out for days recrea-
xsou, same as hundreds Of other mer
aA am not going TO look for one lit
IA RrAhit. but for a hundred big ones.
q zKy knock over a dozen quails and
vxrrfdges before am through. ! fail
- Ree where you can find any fault."
'sRnt you are no hunter. AS a mat
TER gg fact, you have not fred a gun
rnrae times In your life. If you fred
STA rabbit you would be as apt to hit
ane Of your own feet"
-whaty shouted Mr.. Bowser in tones
~ hu6 tflat he jumped the cat two feet
nCh. although she was out on the back
1gure. Woman, do you mean to In
Hnla meT
-or course not, but you know It's the
azr1h II you were going out to hunt
rxhhits, 1ith a club / wouldn't say a
wcza, but IT,
That will do. madam-that will do.
Ke Eced not discuss the subject fur
ab4r"
s Hr. glad. you have given up the
asea. Yea must know yourself what a
dangerous thiag gun is in the hands
g za inexperienced person."
What. What. give up the idea
By the seven great horn spoons, Mrs
gouzer, but you seem to be trying tC
sruvoke me to murder! DO you kno"
xho smi'
K think have met you before"
Then you know that when Sc,
xvt 10 hunt rabbits not all the sarcasm
and lying and deceit and fault fndini
Il gse world can change my determine
sio1. set out tomorrow morning q
zrznr the hopping hare. l shall hnS
Az-snores Of him. will bring hin
sxnas AID convert him into pies-thou
sRzEsz sg pies. ! will sit down and feas
m 1aose pies all the rest Of the winter
zSn X you dare TO touch one singl
,zssSranuF of them I'll divorce you with
n Efteen minutes
NEs.. Bo4xer had no more to say. sh
nsax simply meant to discourage bin
snsfea1 q bringing on row, and SD
~eretly wished she had been more po
5,sr. SIR. Bowser walked up and dow
NH ksaytng chest for time and the
rerqrned to his gun and cartridges. ii
sAx 10 experience with shotguns, an
6P had never killed rabbit, but he di
.sox regard that as a handicap. Whe
str 5fLruce had lasted quarter Of a
hzrr sfrs. Bowser broke 1t by askin
4 tfSe Japs had taken Port Arthur yet
4 have nothing to do with the jar
~Ysrt Arthur" was the stiff reply
ssWNT should there be more rabbi
.Siss rs&T than lastf
-rhs, rzhbit question has been dro
psi!-
-p,,f wish you wouldn't be ang'
with me. OF course I'm emily womi
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
ELECTRIC BARRIERS.

Electricity in your body is a sign Of
health. Electricity applied TO any
mart OF the body win produce health
with our Electric Radiator we apply
Il 10 the head or face. A shave and
face massage with the new apparatus
30 cents. Scalp treatmsnt, % cents
Five expert BARRIERS. Porcelain baths
An at the oeeidsnt Barber Shop. occi-
dent Hotel Bldg, A. f. Peterson, Prop
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
BIDS WANTED.

BIDS WILL BE RECEIVED FOR UP
per structure of the new 81. Mary's
hospital; plans and specifications can
be seen at the Office Of the architect at
Isl Marys hospital; all bids TO be In
on or before May 81; right is reserved
10 reject any or all bids.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20

NOTICE TO CoNTRAcToRs-Pro,
posals win be received for a two
story frame store building until May
% at 2 D. m, 1906. for ]. N. Griffin. IN
formation can be obtained at Griffin's
nook store. GO2 Commercial St. Asto-
rla. ore. Right is reserved to reject
Ianv and all bids.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
BILLIARD HALLS.
Occident Hotel Bar
@ Billiard Hall.
Tables New and Everything
First Class.
Finest brands Of Liquors and Cigars
MANIcuRlNo.
A PRETTY FACE

Is envied by many. Do not grudge
others their beauty. while face massage
by electricity is to be had at a reason
able price. II is painless and sclen.
tiic process Of beautifylng the face.
Our famous Face Cream and Lotions
aid you at your home to obtain excel.
lent results. Call at the Beauty Par
lor Of Mrs. Martha c. Peterson, Facial
Electrician, Manlcuring anJ Massage
No. $40 Duane st., Astoria.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
Cleared for Action.

When the body is cleared for action
by DR.. Kings New Life Pulls, you car
tell IL by the bloom Of health on th'
cheeks; the brightness OF the eye; th'
firmness o. the flesh and muscles: th'
buoyancy ti the mind. Try them. A
Chas. Rogers drug store. Is cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
RATES,
Astorian Free Want Ads.
DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP,

NOTICE N HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the partnership heretofore existing
between the under signed. doing busi.
ness an Kallunki q Anderson. In AID
erbrook. Cedar street Astoria, ore.
has this lay been dissolved By mutual
consent. JACOB Anderson retiring from
raid firm, and Andrew kaliunkl con-
tinulng IN the business. All outs,ani-
Ing accounts are due and payable TO
the said andrew Kallunki. who will
ray and loes hereby assume all the
debts OF said Arm existing to ttis date
Dated at Astoria, Ore. May ., 1905.
J. ANDERSON.
A. kALLuNkl.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
iSss.ass.

She-I understand you have been
making remarks about my singing,
He-You have been mlslnformed
There is Nothing remarkable about It.
Chicago .tews.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
FOUND.

FOUND-A GILLNET ABOUT $50
feet long in Tongue Point eddy on
18th, owner can have same by ident-
flying properly and paying charger
Call on Harold Alne. 1907 HaFrisoh
Lnvenne. Astoria. ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20

A TIP.
Never put off till tomorrow the peo'
Die you can do today.-Judge.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
WOOD YARDS.
REAL ESTATE.

HERMosA PARK LOTS. THE MOST
exclusive property at seaside. ore.
Facing the Pacific ocean In oregon's
prettiest summer resort, these lots are
good investment at $3.50 to $3.50 each
Inspection invited. A. Gilbert. Jr.
Seaside. ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
OLD PAPERS FOR SALE AT THIS
oflce: 26c per hundred.
EMPLOYMENT OFFICES.

MAX sTRAEL g. CO.. EMPLOYMENT
office, 535 Bond ST. Phone Red 2aOi'
All kinds Of help furnished on short
notice. Call or phone.
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ROY WANTED TO WORK IN
printing Office. Apply at Astorian
office.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
Toe Mach

Toe Mach.
begged Marie 20 smile on me,
For with love was daft
She smiled. She more than smiled. for
she
Just held her sides and laughed
Philadelphia Press
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
HELH WANTED.

MEN WANTED AT FORT STEVENS
to clear land; 81 per day. Loren
Seward, IT Stevens. ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20
DREAD OF
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Stark Hotel, Greensburg, Pa.
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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-20

but wish you wouldn't be angry
With me. OF course I'm emily woman
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
GUST TURNING oUT7"

have been thru fifty miles of galleries and inspected
seventy churches between Naples and Lucene I'm
all and want to sit down and watch the choochoo
go past. This guide proposition is largely shell
game Mr. Guide usually has hunch Of kind, pic
lures churches, and he wants you indulge him in this
bunch In Naples, had who wouldn It let me
thing except In Rome the guide had the picture
hunch and in Florence where they tell pictures the
real thing the guide rotted around to all the Stores
telling loud voice entered each store that here
they had fixed prices and would treat right Of course
where he would have in, had bought; but
there nothing doing and said les to the picture
galleries and clean up work. and you bet all the
pictures to be I'm getting wise, am.''
It doubtful whether he is real Boston man-hs
talk sounds wrong At the entrance the Catacombs
Rome the guide about to light long candles to carry
in the dark underground passages.
'Say bos said the Boston man, 'twhats these candles
for?'' The guide explained.
'Im not tckled to death to go down there with these
dips but here goes Whereupon guide and sghseer made
the descent.
The guide poted the Boston thru passage into
another and after looking over an Of skeletons the
Boston demurred. '''Say, boss this out. Your
Uncle Henry has all Of these dead he wants.
You're next to your job all right, all right and WANT
show the whole shop but we IL cut it right here. Take
the fresh air again and you and will have pair
Of Societies.
The Boston man told about this experience later
and added: Tim game the next one and I'll do my
share Of churches galleries with the the boys
but I'll be hanged if to do any subway GENE
teries. Not for your Uncle Henry"
This story illustrates the trials that beset the sghseer
to Europe and what he has to do whether he
Personally feel good deal like the Boston man and
could sit beside throw stones
in the water But can't There party of going
the place other at in the morning
There broad hints that would be thought pker
didn't go along. don't like to be called pker and
don't want to the guess I'll have to CO. tho
you would feel the same if you doing Europe.
Somehow other that doesn impress as being
from Boston, Mass. Ism there Boston in Texas?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
Bows Sunshine Clubs,

In Sunshine circles, as elsewhere, a
definite demand creates a definite sup
ply; thus it happens that, realizing the
ardent wish of the boy Sunshiner for a
boys organization, our active president
general, in an interview with the under
signed, requested suggestions that would
help the citizens Of Boyville to help 9TH
ers by good cheer and kindly deeds.
The demand experienced in New York
has doubtless made itself felt in other
parts of the country, and We confidently
expect and desire a vigorous campaign
along the lines indicated. The effort to
cultivate the love of sunshine in the boy
heart will open up a magnificent field of
endeavor for the wide-awake adult Sun
sinner, who will thus bring many ray
of sunlight into the darkness that pene-
trates even boy life, and, besides will
practically assist in forming principles OF
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
HOW ToRNADoEs BREAK WINDOWS.

g. SUPPOSE most people would think it foolish ques
ton if they asked what breaks the windows in
tornado said the weather However, it is not
likely that many Of them could tell.
ETake the tornado Of Aug 20, 1904, in Minneapolis.
Most of the glass found the street, which would be
What really happened this few seconds before the
tornado funnel began its twstngs the barometer dropped
exactly hafnch Ordinarily the air pressure about
1910 pounds to the inch This reduced instantly
outside the houses but inside remained the It
that the pressure inside the houses thirty pounds
to the foot If the windows had been elastic they
would have filled out like balloon AS it was they BURST
part Of the glass falling onto the sidewalk and the rest
being caught up the gale and blown back again into the
house.
"Another weather query is to the weight Of water
that falls when the rain gage says Pinch fall
You figure out easily enough It is 226 tons the
which might to be enough to smash most any
thing.''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
CW,10s and Oddities.
"'7is passing strange'"
THE sUPERsENs1TIvE cHEEK-BoNE.
Ills passing stra1qe!"

G<\X7HAT is the most sensitive part Of anatomy9
w asked ivory carver.
''The tip of the tongue, said
''The fngertips,' - said another.
''Wrong; both wrong It is the small patch Of skin
the cheekbone that sensitive part said
the ivory carver and in smoothing ivory always test
work that patch of skim
He took up large ball which he had been working
''Here," he said. ''Try this. Is it smooth9'
The visitors tossed the ball in the air and declared
it to be smoother than satin or cream.
''Now,' said the carver |'tes it with your ngerps
and your tongue.''
These tests made and the verdict was gven 'Stl
SMOOTH
"'Now test it with your cheek-bone'
The visitors in turn rubbed the ivory ball deicately
their cheekbone, and uttered ordinations Of
''By Jove it feels rough, - they said.
"By Jove, the cheek-bone must be sensitive.'
'Sensitive? echoed the ivory cutter 'Why the cheek
bone is the only part of that lay claim any
stiveness at ALL
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12

On our ship coming over to- Naples four
weeks ago. there half dozen who had taken the
advice Of their wemeaning physicians o let up WHILE
go Europe and rest And doubtless. that the firm
intention Of all six, until land reached and the
prising got in his work by Offering bargain
rates. of this and taste Of that particularly Tempt
ing sightseeing dish.
And they have worked SINCE getting up early
the to the rise that mountain peak
and to catch train to take them hurredy this lake
and those pictures and churches and galleries without
ber Furthermore, everybody gets the habit and
nstnctvey you find yourself cutting up each day so
many parts, each part to be filled with just much noun
tain, much gallery much church. What need is
Sightseers Union with strict eight-hour rule On the
present nonunion basis it becomes matter Of pride to
break the record daily.
g Just turning out?'' asked of the six of me the
other morning at 9 O'Clock. 'Great Scott I've been up
since the the Bay Of Naples looked
the fmarket while busy did two churches and had
that lovely roll and coffee they you for breakfast If
you expect do Europe you II have get busy he sad
hopping his brow.
'sWork!' he continued GIVE never worked harder in
It takes Americans to do Europe the hop, skip and
jump
There many different types Of sightseers. There
the with the statistical mind getting at the cost of
masterpieces art trying to estimate what it took put
this great church what that picture represents
dollars and cents The other day. in St. Peters, in Rome
American his hand airly about that stupen
dous collection of the worlds great treasures, while
he asked the guide, What did it cost?'' The same man
also asked the guide what Michael Angeles "Last Judg-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
Life Too Short.

Life is too short to be anything but
peaceful, every precious minute ought to
be enjoyed to the full and not wasted in
ugly moods and bitter words We should
never let malice give us one uncomfort-
able hour. 1t has been said by those
who have made a study of these things
that every time we become angry for
instant we shorten our lives ten minutes.
Let us guard against these faults so
that our lives may be long and happy.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12

ment': in the Vatican
was supposed to be
worth in italian
money. He evidently
thought that last con-
dition would help get
an answer!
And so the profess
sional American sight
seer trots from place to
place, sizing things up
at a glance, making
some commercial COM
ment on this or that,
and eternally poking
his bewildered guide
along at a faster pace
by the order, 'sWell,
we We seen that; now
what's next?"
a -
I net j, a man from
Boston here, and he is
no better than those of
us from the woolly
west. He confided this
to me the. other day:
Say, old man, I've
struck. I've been over
here five weeks now
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
HE WAS NO oRN1THoLoG1sT.

yX1ITMER STONE Of the heads Of the Philadelphia
w Academy Of Natural Sciences has gathered what
probably the finest collection Of stuffed birds America
Mr. Stone was showing these birds the other day to
Ptsburg millionaire. There thousands Of lifelke
feathered creatures ranged in line line Of cases.
Mr. Stone could not help prasing them with much ornho
logical warmth
1.Yes' he ended, ssths collection of stuffed birds is
worth some thousands Of dollars
Ills it possibe9' said the millionaire. what are they
stuffed withq'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
INTERNATIONAL SUNSHINE SOCIET
DIvIS 10 N
cheerfulness and kindness toward others
in "the men of tomorrow, for
STATE oFFIcERs

cheerfulness and kindness toward others
In 'the men Of tomorrow" for
'.As the twig is bent
So the tree will grow"
The new organization will stand, too,
as the outward and visible sign of the
International Sunshine Society's belief in,
and sympathy with, boy life, with all it's
daily needs, its aims, its hopes and ideals
The organization will show to the world
that it believes in making a place for the
boy amid all that sweetens and beauti-
fies our everyday life. In a word, our
club idea will help bridge the chasm be-
tween adult and boy life, and by scatter
ing sunshine will aid in dispelling that
prejudice against certain trying periods
Of boy life so often encountered. The
scheme of Organization is exceedingly
flexible and can. be adapted to city, town
or country.
The new venture is cheerfully and con-
fdently started in the belief that We can
in no nobler way contribute our mite to
the worlds frightening and betterment
| than by stimulating boy life in manli-
| ness, good cheer and kindly deeds.
Looking on the bright side
That's the way to go;
Bet you it's the right side
| Summer time snow.
| Nothin' much in grievin-
| Keeps you in the groove.
| It's man belieyin
| Makes the mountains move.
| Clouds Is got light side
| And the bells I'll chime;
| Lookin' the bright side
| GIFTS there every time"
Frank ]. Mallett, PhD., Sharon, Pa.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
THE DUBBs OF DUBLIN.

NUDLEY DUBB, dude Of Dublin, dubbed Dud Dubb,
- had budding love for Isabel Dubbe, bud Of Dub
lin, dubbed Belle Dubbel He babbed Of his bubbng love-
but doub muddled when the bud debarred the doubling
of their lives unless their doubled At the
idea Of her and himself the bud Belle DubbeDubb and
the dude Dub DubbelDubb, bud Dubb doubled up with
doubedyed delight Dominic Dobb driving doddering Dob
bin to Dublin doubled this doubly dude and bud
couple, thus doubling their dove love-
There to this doubydubbed couple double doubles
Dobley and Bobley dubbed Dob and Bob DubbeDubb
Adele and Ardila, dubbed Dell and Dill Dubbel-Dubb
These adorable double doubets Dob and Bob Dell
Dill Dubbel-Dubb, dubbed the dude bud Dubbel-Dubb
"Daddy,'' the bud Belle Dubbe-Dubb 'tMudder.''
"0h the loveydovey double-doubles Dob DubbelDubb,
Bob Dubbel-Dubb Dell DubbeLDubb, and Dill Dubbel-
Dubb drolly drawled the dotng doubl dubbed Dubbel
der Belle DubbelDubb, Of Dublin.-New York Tribune.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
Your Life and Other Lives.

If you will think only of sweet. pure,
helpful things, your life will be beautiful,
and you will find such thoughts will
make your life fuller, richer and hap
pier day by day. You can make your
thoughts what you are pleased to have
them, your thoughts make your life and
your life will be a blessing to other
lives if you choose to have it so. Scatter
sunshine.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
Smiles or FroWns.

The truly happy life is the one lived in
appreciation of the little things.
The little, unlocked for, unplanned
for things make up our lives.
The great things come not often, and
are soon gone. What a wonderful old
world this would be if each morning each
individual would say: 81 will remember
the little things today and thfn-re-
member them.
A frown is only little thing. but may
be the cause Of great pain and heartache.
A smile is only little thing, but may
bring much joy and happiness into some
dark life.
Smiles or frowns, which?
-. Edna Fuller Kirk.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
What Women Want to K110ay.

znANDELION TEAS dandelion blossom tea good
- tonic Is there any danger Of using it strong?
Mrs. v. B. G.
Dandelion tea oldfashioned remedy and always
considered good tonic 1t usually made from the
and would of be stronger than made from the
blossoms do not think there would be any danger of
getting it too strong.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-12
MINNESOTA HEADQUARTERS.
Cheering Up Somebody.
INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.
90 Fifth avenue, New York. Cynthia We
over Alden, founder and president general.

Whenever you are at all vexed or dis
couraged and you feel threatened with
an attack of the "blues" try the sunshine
remedy, which is the cheering up Of
somebody
Just see if you cannot find someone
in your hame or among your friends or
neighbors who is in trouble or who APP
pears to be gloomy and depressed in
spirit from some cause, and see if you
cannot by kind word or loving deed give
an upward curve to some mouth that
is dropping at the corners. and by your
cheerful voice and winning smile bring
a bright. sparkle into dull eyes. Try this
and by the time you have succeeded in
the doing of what you have undertaken,
you will find the shadow has disappeared
from your own life.