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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

American girls win be likely 20 de-
eide hat Grown Princess Ceciie Il
very old-fashioned In spite Of the sto
ries that have been cabled over. She
didn't insist on having the obey
clause left out.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
~ WInans Meas her PrInc..

PARASITIC marriage OF Prince
Henry Galard de Bearn et de Chalais
10 Miss Beatrice Wiuans. daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs Ross Wlnans OF Baltl.
more. was IN the church Of salnte
Cloiilde. There vas a large and fash.
ionahle attendance. including Ambas.
sador Mccormick a Airs. McCor-
mick.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
a. okIahema.Teraa Road.

GUTHRIE, oK-The Muskogee a
Texas Railway company has been
chartered 70 build a railroad from
Cushing. OK, to Honey Grove. Tex
Il Will pass through Muskogee and
Povum, /. T. It's estimated length is
$50 miles aud It's capital stock Is fixed
NJ 40 million dollars.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

A great ocean liner slowing down
In m%idyoyage IN order that an opera
tion might be performed in the ships
hospital on a Of the stewards Is 3
pleasing instance Of novelty and hu
manity.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
IS EXCITED
MOROCCAN slTUArioN AGAIN AZ
SuMro a GRAVE CONDITION.
TIE WAR FEVER RUSS HIGH
England has once More R~esasured
France and Paris Has Recovered
lts Courage.

PARIs.-Tor the first time since tho
Fashoda incident, he French public
Is In the throes OF the war foyer.
Whether It win result in anything ser
ious depends upon Germany's re-
Spouse TO the French note on Morocco,
but without considering the exact
status Of the diplomatic negotiations n
considerable element Of the publIs
and press seriously discuss the possi-
hilfties Of a report to arms. Army cir
oles are particularly active and at the
military clubs the officers are mainly
engaged in making comparisons Of
the forces of France and Germany.
While the financial leaders scout
the idea of war, yet the speculative
element has been quick to seize the
opportunity to raid French rentes
which showed a fan Of one france
eight confines (twenty-one and three
fifth centsJ within the week. The
officials view is that the situation.
while delicate, does not present any
aspect OF danger OF a crisis involving
a rupture OF relations. This Is the
governmental view and naturally pre-
the most favorable aspect OF the
controversy.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Savannah has invented a pretty
good word. which the Morning News
hastens TO use in explaining the de
feat Of its local baseball team. II was
"ontlueked" by the visitors.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

A Chicago professor announces the
discovery that men were FISH in pre-
historic ages. Shouldn't wonder;
there are many suckers among men
in this age.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
Went To Japan Wlth Perrv-

NEW YoRK-Thomas Niehol. who
was n OF the last survivors OF Com
modore Perry's expedition to Japan ia
1850, Is dead al his home In BROOKLYN.
He was ~ years old. He was born in
England.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

A Chicago woman thinks that chill
dren should be paid 5 cents a line for
all the poetry they write. Wouldn't
Il be better TO pay them 5 cents a line
for all they don't writer
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
reak 1000 Erom : Man 80

SANTA FB. n. Mn Beion.
Valencia county. a robber u tho bot
tom Of a mail pouch hanging on q
crane for the passing oaathound train
and distracted a package containing
$4,000 mailed 20 the First National
bank AZ Albuquerque from the bank
at Belen. The robbers escaped.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Mount B~jeleasstza in Montenegro is
reported 10 be showing signs OF vol
canic activity. II It ever throws up
that name there viii be some jagged
rents in Montenegro.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

In New York the other day a bank
clerk who had stolen S35, 900 was sent
TO a r~efornatory. It was a lucky thing
for him that he took more than rs
cents.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

choate has stung New York He.
says IL reminds him Of london be
aus Of IFS subway, and New York
which was Just beginning to feel IKE
the only submarine IN the feet. Is put
ting paper IN the sw~eatleather OF ifs
hat.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Chancellor Won Bueiow, who inner
fled sl,375,O0o and was made a prince
on the same day. must have a feeling
nov that he is. after all. a fayorite
child OF fortune.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Alfonso. recently appointed a gen
oral IN the English army. Is the 6rst
Spanish king that ever SET foot IN
England. II he will com over here
we viii try to get him an honorary ap
pointment as colonel on the stat Of
some governor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Henry James says the newspapers
use sloppy English" This is letting
us down easy. We feared Henry might
accuse some of US Of singing bum
grammar"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Doubtless King Edward gave King
Alfonso much excellent counsel about
the ~advisability OF being serious and
sober and sedate when one is young.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
THE COST IN INSURANCE HIGH.
Companies in Hartford, Conn.,, suf.
fered a Loss Of sf75.ooo.

fered a Loss Of st75.ooo.
HARTFORD, CONN-The wreck
Of the Twentieth Century Limited at
Mentor, Ohio. cost the local insurance
companies about $4,000. The
Travellers Insurance company had
$4,000 accident insurance on persons
killed and $4,000 life. The Aetna life
had $4,000 accident policy on c. f.
Wellman, who was killed. This com
pany pays double in ease OF railroad
accident, Other companies had about
$4,000 accident and life insurance on.
persons killed, while other claims are
still to be heard from.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
HEAVY GUARD IN WARSAW.
The Streets Patroled by cossaeks and
Infantry,

Infantry.
WARSAW.-The streets are heavily
patroled by Cossacks and infantry.
a workman was murdered in the
streets in the night for refusing 10
strike.
stephen okrjeia, the locksmith who
threw the bomb into the Praga police
station March 20. injuring six police.
men, has been sentenced 10 death. The
~orkmen threaten a general strike as
a consequence and further serious dis
order Is anticipated.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Korea IS no longer to be considered
a region for International exploit, but
Il IS doubtful II Korea herself ever
knows il.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

The sweet girl graduate may have
an exaggerated idea OF the knowledge
she possesses. but this would be a
sad old world without her.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
a Tribal Tax Store closure.

WAGNER, l. INDIAN police
have closed the hardware store OF J.
A. Walters for refusal TO pay the tribal
TAX Most Of the merchants here have
paid.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

II the British submarines are as
dangerous TO the navies Of other ma
tons as they are to their W crews
they're terrors.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

There are more hump-backed peo
pie in Spain than anywhere else in
the world. Sometimes we almost feel
ashamed Of having whipped Spain.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Henry James intelligent discussion
Of the habits Of Americans suggests
that it might be well for him to get
acquainted with a few.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
Canadian chInsse Boycott us.

VICTORIA, BuTIsH COLUMBIA
-Victoria's 6.oO0 Chinese are WORKING
theoretically to aid the boycott de
clared by their nation against United
States goods.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Cleveland is to have a S1.OO0,O 900 art
gallery and would like to hear Of a few
old masterpieces that have been found
In junk-sbops.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

A Winnebago student at Carlisle
has married an heiress. He is no
longer, 10. the poor Indian.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

It's a good thing for kings and ruiz
ers in Europe that the bomb-throwins
fraternity know nothing OF the game
Of baseball.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Wild Nature has been offered the
last indignity, now that Alpine peaks
are bebig scaled By autos.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Russell Sage has a cousin who is
too proud TO beg n no doubt I'm.
Gle Russell considers him a model poor
relation.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

The Japs Have Fleated the aayan.
TOKIO=The Japanese commander
at Port Arthur reports that the Rus
Sian armoured cruiser Bayan has been
successfully floated.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

The dancing masters have prepared
a nih Of $50 new dances. The public
viii have to foot Il.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

II o don't rct the bigrcs, aud
best us yonr owe fault Defiance
Starch is FOR sale everywhere and
there is positively nothing TO equal
q 10 quality p quantity.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

The leader Of the band that played
"McGinty" in ST. Petersburg last Sun
day has been sent to Siberia in irons
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

FlNDLAY. o-Despondent about
long Illness, Mrs. Aloia Shields shot
and killed her ~i2-year-old daughter and
then killed herself.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29
A Warsaw Bomb Carrier Arrested.

WARSAW. RUSSIAN PoLAND-A
man carrying a bomb was arrested
I front Of the Malewh police station.
He refused all Information regarding
himself
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Hundreds Of dealers say the extr.
quantity and superior quality OF De
hAnre starch Is act taking place az
All other brnnds. Others SAY they can
sell any other starch.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

oku's Army Newly Clothed in Khaki.
fOkio-Hot weather has arrived
and General oku's entire army has
been newly clothed In khaki.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Dealers say hat as soon as a Gus
TONER tries Defiance Starch II Is i~-
possible Go sell them any other cold
water starch II can be used cold OF
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Philadelphia Press. suhubs-I near.
~ broke MY back shoyeling the snow
Oft my place.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

a mas isn't very poor who cant
support more than one dog
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

sudden acquisition OF wealth trans.
forma family jars Ia iardlnlora.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

stu More Cases Of yellow Fever.
WAsHiNGToN-The bureau OF In.
suiar affairs has received a cablegram
from Governor Magoon at Panama an.
nouncing three new cases OF yellow
fever.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

ouce 10 a waile you see a scltmado
man. but, laWsec. look at the womcn.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Sometimes a woman wishes she
were a man 30 that she could braak
the hearts Of other women.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Deiirium trumeus Is but another
name for a tight H.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Men have been arrested for merely
taking things as they come.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

The proposed duty OF 3 cents q
pound on coffee would stimulate the
bean market
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

II a gown becomes a I'M she 30
comes anxious to show off in IL
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Even the greatest OF fish begin life
on a small scale.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Every housekoeper should know
that II they viii buy Defiance cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
viii ave o only time. because 1,
never sticks 20 the iron. but because
each package contains i6 oz-ono full
pound-whnc all other Cold Water
starohes are put mp IN = pound pack.
ages and the price is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch u free from an luxurious chem.
ieAla II your grocer tries 60 sell ,ua a
l2oh package q is because he has
a stock on hand which be wishes to
dispose Of before he puts In Defiance.
He knows that Defiance starch has
printed 90 every package Ia LARGE iot.
tiers and figures nc ozs. Demand
Defiance and eavo much time and
money and the annoyance OF he iron
sticking Defiance never sticks.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29


LONDON-The crisis between
France and Germany again has as.
sumed a phase OF gravity. This is due
to the fact that Great Britain has once
more assured the French government
in unqualified terms that It win sup
port France unequivocally In a policy
OF defense Of all the terms Of the
Morocco agreement. Moreover, France
has recovered from its war panic Of
a week ago. 1t has recognized that
Germany's real object is the destruc-
ton OF the Anglo-French entente, and
is determined. for the time being at all
events, 70 maintain its right OF indie
pendent action. Its attitude toward
Germany is still most courteous and
conciliatOTy. Prime Minister Rouvier.
a long discussions with the German
ambassador Saturday. expressed an
earnest desire to meet Germans wish.
IS on every possible point regarding
Morocco. This interview led Germany
to believe that this was a unanimous
opinion.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

A hole In the garden hose Is usual.
" quickly daTned.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-06-29

Write to s. @, Warner. q. p. and T.
A.. Kansas city Southern Ry. Kansas
City. Mo. for information concerning
Free Government Homestead. New
Colony Locations. Improved farms.
Mineral lands. Rice lands. ana Timber
lands and for copy OF "Curront Events
Business Opportunities. Rice book. X.
C. s. Fruit Book. Cheap round trip
homeseekers tickets on sale first ana
third Tueadays OF each month. Tho
short line TO The Land OF FulnlimonIs
Il see. Josiah, that somebody has
found out that college life decreases
the desire OF girls To marry" Iu
bet the trouble Is. Nancy. that Il de.
creasos the desire Of the young fol.
TO marry EN- Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
BOOZE OR MEDICINE ?

Which will you have? If woman suf.
fering from one of the delicate ailments
peculiar to your sex it will be- well fol
YOU to know that DR.. PierceS FavoriN
Prescription is the only remedy adver
tised for such maladies which Is absO
lutely free from intoxicating liquors and
oil other harmful agents. The good you
feel ffoen Its use Ia not the dclusive cx
liberation from q tippling beverage. from
which the System reacts into worse
condition than before. 1t may be Il little
slower in manifesting its bracing and
none the less positive and. best Of all.
they are tus*ing. It's an honest medi'
cinS---not a beverage.
f have been takiug your medicine for the
last three weeks snd can say ] AN gaining
Il have been having very poor health all win.
ter. l doctored with our family doctor but
was relieved only while taking the medicine.
ago knew IL was good for any one suffer
ing with female trouble. Have taken only
one bottle and am gaining strength very
fast. could not eat nor sleep when began
taking the Favorite Prescription Heart
troubled me and had cold and numb spells
TIL my heart would almost stop beating.
Have had one child since first taking your
am positive will be cured"
Every suffering woman in this land
should write to DR.. Pierce and learn how
certainly he can help her to health and
strength. 1t costs nothing to write and
receive entirely free the advice of orS of
the most experienced physicians In this
country. His great thousand page book
the Common Sense Medical Adviser, in
stiff paper covers, will be sent free for q
One-cent stamps the bare cost of mail
ing; or, send 81 stamps for cloth bound
Address DIR. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
These ORIGINAL Little Liver
SCSWSS pills, first put up by old Dr.
XsWsS: Pierce Hsn "vs, 70 im,.srs ssrs ago HT
never equaiec. They're made OF purely veg.
etable. concentrated and refined medicinal
principles. extracted from native American
roots and plants. They speedily relieve and
cure foul, torpid and deranged stomachs
1ivers and Bowels and their attendant dis
tressful ailments. One or two a laxative.
three OF four a cathartic.
Don't allow the dealer to insult your
intelligence by offering his own remedy
aration of DIR. Pierce.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
YOU'LL FIND 1T ALWAYS PAYS.

Be happy! Gather, on Life s road,
The sweetest flowers you find!
Some pleasures are for you bestowed,
But choose the proper kind.
How fair face temptation has,
How joyous seem her ways,
Look not therein, but bravely pass,
You'll find it always pays.
Though here on Earth, or there above
Be now that heart we prize,
Remember that mothers love
Is one that never dies.
So heed the counsel she would give,
That good attend your days,
And let them guide you while you live,
You'll find it always pays.
Honor the aged, as you should,
And give them reverence due,
And do to others as you would
That they should do to youv
A kind word here, a good deed there,
Like sunshine casts its rays,
And makes the world more pure and fair
You'll find it always pays.
Be honest in your dealings all.
In every word you say,
Then you may never fear to fall,
Nor shun the light of day.
Stick to the truth, my dearest friend
And hold the word that strays!
Begin in youth, and in the end
You'll find it always pays.
-Lue r. Vernon.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03

To remove the last check would be to
constitute doctors separate caste,
with rights different from those of the
rest OF the community-never a safe
position. The immediate effect would
be to create new professional i'm.
preston that their business was not so
much to avert death as to secure
pleasant death, euthanasia, and the
question at what point it should be
secured would admit of widely differ.
ent interpretations.
The law is much better as it is, and
would be even il the world were con.
vinced that the incurable suffer from
an agonizing disease, or an accident
where life could not be saved, had
right to demand his own execution.
He had no such right, but if he had,
or if the world were arranged, as it
apparently hopes one day to be ar
ranged, with single eye to its con-
tinuous comfort, it would still be
wiser to maintain the rule that none,
whatever their motives, may willfully
take life. They may risk it, gravely
risk it, for good reason, as is done
every day in some operations, but to
allow it to be taken deliberate, under
full shelter OF law, by one profession,
is to give that profession, which needs
every safeguard against callousness, a
reason for callousness which, human
nature being what it is, would soon
begin to operate. The world, even if
it ever accepts Miss Halls ideas as
allowable, will prefer doctors whose
respect for its life can be trusted, as
now, under all circumstances.
LUE f. VERNON.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
TIE LOVE OF GOD.
by Frederick William Fabcr. ID. d.

Frederick William Faber (lSl4-1SG3l
the devout Catholic and head of the
Brompton oratory, was the author OF
many fine hymns of devotion. AS 4
student he distinguished himself at
Balliol, Oxford, whence he was gradu-
ated in 1886, and his enthusiastic, poetic
temperament made him a marked man
all through his life. For time he was
a rector in the English church, but il
1916 he gave himself to the Roman
Catholic Church and became one of its
most conspicuous figures in London. In
no song OF worship is there a more
catholic spirit than in this one; doubt
less this accounts for its phenomenal
leap into popularity. At first the theo.
logians looked askance upon it, but the
people found it and insisted on its place
in all the hymnals and its frequent use
in public worship.
There's a Wilderness in Gods mercy
Like the wilderness of the sea;
There's kindness in his Justice,
Which is more than liberty,
There is plentiful redemption
In the blood that has been shed;
There is JOY for all the members
In the sorrows OF the Head.
Was there ever kindest shepherd
Half so gentle, half so sweet
AS the Savior who would have us
Come and gather round his feet?
1t is God; his love looks mighty,
But is mightier than it seems;
'Tis our Father; and his fondness
Goes far out beyond our dreams.
For the love of God is broader
Than the measure of man s mind;
And the heart of the Eternal
Is most wonderfully kind,
If our love were but more simple,
We should take him at his word;
And our lives would be all sunshine,
In the sweetness OF our Lord.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
Good Excuses Provided.

A certain draper only excused the
faults of his assistants if they could
justify them by Scripture. One day
lady entered tho shop and asked to see
some material, but refused to buy be-.
cause it was too cheap. After showing
her some other goods the assistant
brought back the same material and
asked a higher price. and the lady
bought it. The proprietor had wit
messed the transaction and afterwards
reproved his assistant. The latter,
remembering the rules of the estab.
lishment, replied:
"She was a stranger and l took her
in." He was excused.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
The Origin Of Secession.


The secession idea originated in New
England. Let us give the Yankees
credit for all their inventions.
In 1909, during the Embargo" Pc
riod, New England threatened to se-
cede from the union. John Henry, an
English agent, was sent by Sir James
Craig, Governor OF Canada, to Massa.
chusetts to promote secession. The
Legislature of that State was ready to
call q convention of the New England
States to secede.
Josiah Quincy OF Massac chusetts, in o
speech in congress, deliberately advo-
Gated separation of the New England
States from the union.
John Quincy Adams, in his history
OF New England Federalism says that
not only neutrality in the event Of war
with Great Britain but actual support
OF the English was the aim of many.
The Hartford convention was a seces-
sion gathering. All it lacked was
courage.
1t may be considered iconoclastic to
destroy the popular delusion that the
secession idea originated in the South,
but the love of truth compels US to
give facts TO q candid world.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
AmmOnia's Manifold Uses.

Ammonia, the excellent help of the
home cleaner, is ever being put to nu.
merous new uses. The energetic house.
wife, whose ambition is to see every
thing spotless in her domain, has found
that it removes stubborn fruit stains
when it is diluted in proportion OF one
tablespoonful to pint of water.
She drops q little ammonia in her
watering pot and the tender house
plants respond fourishingly to this
treatment, which improves the growth
and gloss of tender leaves.
For smoky lamp chimneys. dull
looking decanters and spotted mar.
BILE, ammonia is the cleanser par excel
lence.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
Ready for Him.
London Titbits.

British Tourist: "I say, what makes
you Americans talk with your nosea?"
American: II say, what makes you
Britishers talk with your don't.you.
knowses?"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-11-03
Gave Him Ten.

Teacher Ito smallest boy in class):
"What well-known animal supplies
you with food and clothing"
Smallest Boy (after some thought) +:
"My father"