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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

will relieve the nervous system and 70
store the balance to the vital forces
Do not use the voice more Ian is alb
solutely necessary. Muffling the throat
Will make it tender, while gradually
inuring the throat to cold weather viii
be beneficial One of the most impor-
tant steps in treatment is to keep the
skin active, so as to use it as a means
OF carrying Off the extra secretions
thrown upon the inner surfaces. Ere
quent baths are desirable. followed by
thorough rubbing Hot blanket rub
bing, described above, will he useful II
the surface or hands and feet are dis
posed to become cold, but either warm
baths Or the hot blanket rubbing must
be followed by dash of cold water,
or thorough rubbing with olive oil
or vaseline in order to avoid taking
more cold through the relaxed skin,
frequently placing about the throat
cold cloths wrung out of cold water.
If the voice is affected and there is
a sense of construction Or 'stuffed-up'
feeling in the upper part of the chest
it is best to place the cold application
over that part.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
4 JUDGES WIFE pa. z = =: =, ..z
Quickly Cured by a Short
Course of Pe-ru-na.

MFRS. MINNIE e. EcALLISTER,
j Nl wife of Judge McAllister, writes
from 1917 West 33rd street. Mime
apolis, Mimi, as follows:
/ 81 suffered for years with pain IN
the small of my back and right side. IL
interfered often with my domestic and
social duties and Inever snPp0sedf that
would Sc cured, as the doctors xneds-
icine did not seem to help me sny.
Fortunately member OF our Order
advised me to try Peruna ana I've u
such high praise that | decided 70 Try
it. Although 1 started in with little
faith, felt SO much better ID a week
that felt encouraged.
az took it faithfully for seven weeks
and am happy indeed to be able to say
that am entirely cured.
.W0rds fail to express my gratitude.
| Perfect health once more IS the Best
thing / could wish for. and thanks to
Peruna, enjoy that now"
Pain in the back, or on the right side.
How often a physician hears this
complaintlS
over and over we hear women say:
ssI have pain in the small of my back.
have pain in my right side, just be-
low the ribs"
These symptoms indicate pelvic or
abdominal catarrh.
They indicate that the bowels are net
acting properly-that the liver is out Of
oraer-that the pelvic organs arc con-
gested.
Pelvic catarrh-thatist the name for it.
Peruna cures pelvic cafarrh, when
all of these symptoms disappear.
The catarrh may be all in the alb
dominal organs, when it would be
properlv called abdominal catarrh.
At any rate, it is one of those cases Of
internal catarrh which can be reached
only by course Of treatment with
Peruna.
We have on file thousands of testi-
monials similar to the above. 1t is i'm
possible here to give our readers more
than one or two specimens of the num-
Der of grateful and commendatory LETT
tiers DR. Hartman is constantly receiv-
ing in behalf of his famous catarrh
remedy, Peruna.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
/ * {kE;5m = i !: "A !
Easily Reue3ied.

mother was trying to impress her
Young son with the grief his rlaughti-
hess caused her. and said:
George, you know it hurts me terri
oily when you do wrong. and if were
ever to be taken away from you, It
would make you feel sorry to look
back and think how you had grieved
me. Boys do lose their mothers some
imes, you know. Tommy Browns
mother died last year"
Yes, but he got another, right
away said George. and his mother
wished she had chosen & different ex-
ample to point her moral.-Brooklyn
Life
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
The Simple Lifep

An sighed the rabbit to the
spring lamb, chow I envy you! Yon-
der comes a poet who will write
beautiful verses about you"
"Yes?" murmured the lamb, prepar-
ing to skip swiftly over the hills, sbut
behind him there comes butcher.
who is figuring on how high the price
of lamb chops ought to ba."-Chicago
Tribune
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Easily Explained.

Mrs. O'Harrity-And now put in an
other quart, please.
Dairyman Gas he puts in second quartz
And why couldn't you ask for half a
gallon right off and have done with it?
Mrs O'Harrity-Sure, now, and ones
for mesilf, and ones for Mrs. Casey
Ally Sloper.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Very Old-Fashioned.

Mrs. Richerleigh doesn't seem to
care whether she is considered fash
ionable or not"
mo; she hasn't even gone to the hos
pital to be operated on for anything"
Chicago Record Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo-,
writes:
81 have suffered for years with
biliousness, and kidney and liver
trou BILE.
"If caught q little cold, tire pains
were Increased and backache ana
headache were of frequent occurrence.
"However, Peruna cured me-twelve
bottles made me a healthy woman"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
His Choice,

Uncle" said the scientific youth,
don't you know that you ought to have
your drinking-water boiled, SO as to
kill the microbes?"
WELL" answered the old gentleman,
thoughtfully, II believe would as lief
be an aquarium as a cemetery
Bits.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
What They Needed.

Mora" said the Lakeside lady, why
didn't you prepare these potatoes before
you cooked them?"
Sure replied the cook, ''they were
hard to handle avn they made me mad"
''They why did you not get real an
gry?"
Real angry?"
Eyes; angry enough to pull their eyes
Chicago News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Simple Aid to Happiness.

Don't worry about your health. Keep
In good condition and get IS much
fresh air as you can. People who are
always puttering over themselves arr
like misers-they don't enjoy What
they have.-Boston Traveller,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
improbable.

Editor (severely)-Don't you know
enough to write facts instead of fic-
ton in this paper?
Club Reporter-Why, sir, m, story
tells just what happened.
'Tells what happened? Why, here
In the first paragraph you say that
an automobile was going slowly down
the street.''-N. Y. Times.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
That. is the trouble now?
Definitions

They challenged the sage to define
courtship.
"Courtship," said he, usually con-
sists Of pair of ruby lips smothered
with kisses
"And marriage?"
ooh. that is more often beefsteak
smofhered with onions ''-ChicagO Sun.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Merely Prudence.

Husband-You ought to know more
than to order pearl necklace when you
know how I'm fixed.
Wife-Why, John. do you think want
everybody to know how you're fixad?-
Puck.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Saved Her Life.

Jack Ford-Did you see that girl cut
me then?
Frank Wilcox-L noticed she didn't
bow
Jack Ford-And yet saved her lifei
Frank Wilcoy-HoW?
Jack Ford-We were engaged, and
finally she said she'd rather die than
marry me, SO let her of. -Tit-Bits
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Her Views.

"She seems to be a woman of narrow
views"
Say, tell her that. It'll please her i'm
mensely She's been trying in every inn
aginable way during the past year or so
to keep from growing any stouter."-
Chicago Record-Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
What She Gave Up.

Husband-I have made all sorts OF
sacrifices for you Now, what did you
ever give up for me?
Wife-What did ever give up for
YOU! Well, never! Why, gave up
half a dozen OF the incest young men in
town!-N. Y. Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
What He'd Do.

IT millionaire was to offer you
$lo0,000 would you ask him if he made
it honestly?"
mo"
Would you question his morals?"
mo"
What would you do?"
I'D probably fall in a ft."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

The sluggard declined to visit the ant,
''She can't help me out !" he said;
So he took his overcoat from the nail,
And called on his uncle" instead.
-Cincinanti Enquirer
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Not a Mere Clerk.

Wealthy Parent-What? Engaged
yourself to young Tapester? Outrage
GUS! The idea of Van Juneberry mar
rying mere store clerk!
Daughter-But he isn't a store clerk
now, papa. He's z gentleman Of leis-
u-e
"Eh?" ra.-g-.
Yes; he's been discharged m. Y.
Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
No Trouble,

"Although tits true" remarked the clock.
'"rhat by myself have to flock,
Yet tits quite easy, day by day,
For me to pass the time away"
Judge
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
His Active Wheels.

my head is going round" he said,
cat least that's how it feels"
"Your head" she answered, docs no
move;
What moves is just your wheels!"
-YonkerS Statesman
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Rebuked.


Owner (of the AUTOMOBILE Any
thing serious?
Repair Man-Oh, it might have been
worse
OWner-Much?
Repair Maxwell, if you had tam
pered with it half an hour longer you'd
have needed a junkman instead of me-
The Wayfarer
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Like an Automobile.

"Do you think your flying machine wiz
soon be completed?"
t'My dear sir, answered the inventor
cit is a matter OF no difficulty to com
plete flying machine Repairing the
breakage is the probleKH. "-Washingto
Star
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Tough.

He figured on the price Of meat,
And sighed: my coin they lay for"
This steak, alas! is tough to eat
And also to pay for"
+ Washington Star
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
The Progress of Raphael.

Raphael had just finished the cherubs.
Yes" he said, sadly. Il shall have to
move; they aren't allowed in this fiat y
Tucktng the canvas under his arm, hs
went out to seek other quarters-N. Y
Sun.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Held in High Respect

The graduate of the school of expert
ence has more respect for his alma mater
than 1000 college Observation-Disclosures
Record.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

Couldn't help it. Met Bracer t'day
an asked him for that (hic) dollar he
owed me. Had to buy half dozhen drinks
fore he'd give it to me- "-Philadelphia
Press.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Had a Siuecure.

snobs-You here, Blobs! Really, m
bov YOU have not come down to work
ing have you? Beastly bad form, you
know.
Rlobs-No, slobs. not working. !
merely have job.-Csncinnati Com
mercial- Tribuna-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
To the Weather Cooks.

10 venture you may safely dare
TO state this as law
ID. All people Like their weather rare,
But no one likes it raw.
louisville Courier-Journal
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Ever Hear Ity

They met.
Hello, George! What do you know :"
Nothing, Bill. What do you knaw:"
mot thing
Then they talked to each other for
straight hour and a half-Chicago Trib-
une
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Extensive Collecting,

.sWell, we'll, Cooley, I'm surprised
at you! How did you get into this
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Just What Caused the Trouble.

O'Rourke Fly did yez smash
OBrien?
O'Rourke-Th' spalpane asked me
if wud loike to have drink. said
I wud.
'Yis?"
can thin he said he wud, too."-
Louisville Courier-Journal
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
He-she gavo currency to false ru-
His Limit.

A woman whose hub was in debt
Once wanted pug for a pebt,
And her living hub got a
Purp Of terra-cotta,
And explained it was all he could sebt
Houston Post
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

.Keeper-You seem to be perfectly
happy here.
Stripes-Perfectly. You see. I've
lived in fiat all my life.-Chicago
Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Mistook the Occasion,

Tess-What q queer remark that
man made about the bride.
Jess-Vhat was it?
''He said: How natural she looks.
don't you think SOP"
"Force Of habit. He's an under
er."-Philadelp Press.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

"And men beat the carpets" added
the scanty haired man. bitterly, for he
had been helping his wife do the
spring housekeeping. - Cincinnati
Enquirer.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
A Big Beat.

Women beat the world" said the
unmarried man, as he laid aside the
paper in which he had been reading
OF some new exploit in the suffrage
limo
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
His Relations,

Miss Spynster has some one at her
feet at 1ast.-Washingto Star
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Stamped.

s'Why are the SONS of most of our great
men like newspapers?'
That's too much for me. give 1t
up"
Because they are generally entered
as second-class male matter -Chicage
Record Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10
Disappointed.

Luck never manages things just
right" said the irritable man who
dislikes music 1T might just as we'll
have been the other way around, but
it wasn't"
what is the trouble noW?"
my daughter who plays the piano
has sore throat, and the one who sings
has a sore finger. washington Star.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

HINT FOR THE ENTERPRISINe
MOVER.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-06-10

Readers of this paper are at liberty
to write for information on subjects
pertaining to health. All communica-
lions should be addressed to DR.. David
Reeder, Laporte, Ind, and must con-
tain name and address in full and at
least four cents in postage.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1905-04-27
seAael. rAAs wnl clo.s

The following Is . isl. including
teachefs. d the Cherokee sehools that
will b. closed Friday April 2s o.
account 0f the shortage - funds
snox Creek. Emma Linton, Coiiey
vile. kansas.
white walof Geo VI Fields lf.
Southwest Cltf. Ne.
Euclsa. s " Peak. Eaels. / r
Russell. " Il Wlndes Hereford.
r.
onnf Mound. Jennie narnes, ehel-
Va I. I.
Victory Core welch, Alton. /. n
chsfokee. Eaie DuckNorth. silMm
Springs. Afk
carr 1. Allce Thornton, soush
west city, 80
Phillips Alvin Meet; Nouata. /. T.
NJ Hefmon. sam starr. aaysyilis.
AFk.
stlll. Amanda Wilson. Gideon. T.
Wan lcelossdA Nafg J. Carter.
Wan. IT
plneY. sabina Adair. Dutch alls.
Ar.
aosleyx pntfle Christie smith.
sIIpam spring. Afk.
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1905-04-27
AN ExrRAvAoANT OUTFIT.
What IL Freqasnsiy Paid Ser = rzua
and = Boa n New York
City.

eud that tk.co0 for a sable cnaf i
oniy = fair prizes. 10 fact 4 Is very iow
pFicc Coz c1at a nne aAble. wrllea
Cleveland Mpirett ia ~The shameful
Misuse u wsAiih.T IN succesa MAeA.
zine A. witness thls taik that / has
tbs ether dag Nish New YogkM leading
fariefs
Gan yoa ahow ms good sable coAtg'
{ inquired
Russian aAbleg ~ asked.
"fsA said 1. 'e1msthlug especially
fine SAY about o.
IA enillod I'VE haven't anything
made AZ that / woula call dApaeihlly NEE.
We have . rather short cost q rather
ilsht skins. meieale qsaiiiy. thai viii
cost tiua@
Tea Thousand dollafaSN exclaimed
Then what would saod eoai ensi p
He coutlnued 10 smile and produced
nQmbeF y nne skins shs real in4.
peflhl sahle yegy dafk wgth silver ilwhta
playing through the soft fnr. And be
showed ne the price marks. $50 q
akin. about ten dollars a square zach.
rals 4 the beet siberian sable. ha
sent an. "A coat ei moderate length.
say 81 iucnes. requires 81 skirs. and
sixty tlmsa $500 marmufvd q
fhlrty.three thousand dollars nhich
ipclufes TIE cost of making.
And longer eoati Fasped
One reaching - ladys ankles
wonld require cay 81 skins that la sec !.
eoo = hs replied rather matlsf-of-fact.
And yua eell toztn Al such prices p
! continued To- amusement
I'VE sell this kind or sable a. fast an
we can set e. The beat skina are very
scarce
And a mum asked. meekly JUST
= mnHY"
-Fiys skins said BE-. ~4s7.e. There's
one in thf showcase
And hoaG A little bonf
"Foar akins 81 least. that d g. so0 =
Here then evitentiy / erred not ou
ths side Of exaeeeFAsiOn. hal ~ under
ssstempnt pul ioan ssQ .esN IS lhe
maximum yearly sun that few Nsw
York women spend ou dress inclliins
eferythsnK. whereas neafiy 4sqNa may
he spsut simply for a far coal with boA
and msn'
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1905-04-27
SALVATION ARMY CHARITIES
Wide Scope of work Done n The
united States By This o..
gAniaation

The following stalisliss deal with
our Work ln the uuited States uniy.
ID Eoins through them. writes Gem.
mAnder Eva nooih u tbs Reader Nasa.
tins, we should rrmsfnher that the nak
uf The Salvation Army l. nfinE IN e
countries and eolonses. and that ihs
same Kind q aork Is being carried "a
- al ~ them
Three Thousand seven hundred and
seventy three eaicem cadets aua sns
ployvs
Sias hundred and eighty three eotps.
oufposss alam poats ana soelsl lnailia.
iluna
Ten thousand exc hundred and eighty
accommodation On suelsl Institutions.
Sine hundred taossaad dollars ca
pendea annually upon the poaf ~ Amer.
lcs exclusive af farm colonies
Three million annual prusisioa =
beds - ihs poor
one hundred industrial hnmfs wuoa
yards snd stores fuf the unsmpluYed
ols thousand sna ants acsnmnuda
tlans fanalug dsily aofk t0r ths anems
psaye2l
Thres hundred and afif Thousand aol.
iaa annual Income from Ehrlf wofk
flftg thaasana foana oaiside employ
ment
Tlfes farm aalanles
Two Thousand siEht hunarsl acreage.
flfs hundred and thiFiY t1laeisfa
tmen uunsn and ehlltFsni
Tuealy -aua rescue aoass sar failen
gifls
Two thousand slk hundred aud thiFs
g aye eirla PASSED thruuEh yearly
one hundred ard sixiY babies earta
for la fescas hQmts aaiis
Five hundred passing through an
naaily
ons hun8fef snf ans aeeammodas
lions fer eAiltfsn IL day nurseries
Two handFed and SITS children settled
iu colonies 2ith parents
ons Thousand hfs huntrva thllafea
cared fof in various NAYS annually
Three huaaraa Thousand persons an
nuailg provided siih Christmas dinnsrs
cluthias ana tngs
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1905-04-27
FaIrIand Items.

solon James aud J. Il. Copeland, OF
Denmark. we're Falrland visitors Sat
urday,
Farmers IA this section are rushing
their work. The larger part Of the
corn Is now planted.
At no time IN several years has the
wheat prospect been more promising
than at present The wheat has 4
llne stand and q splendid growth
Or +. Il. Deans is .5alidIng a hand
some residence on bis lot ia the north
part OF town
Work IS actively progressing on the
new NJ. r church This, when COM
pleted, VIII be the best church build.
ing Ia town
Mrs Holt, who has been sick for
several months, VIII be taken "a kan.
sas City Tor treatment "Wednesday
MesSrs Mccullough ana Galamore
ara settling thirty acres more straw
berries They noW have tee acfes of
last years setting which promise an
abundant yield this season. the plants
now being in full bloom
''uncle Josh was played hy home
talent 10 a crowded house last satur.
day night,
Rev. Hayner Of Monett No
preached two excellent sesmouS AZ the
Christian Church sunday morning
aud evening.
Bruce Garrett and wife, Of Pryor
Greek, we're visiting with Mr.. sydney
Campbell and family over sunday
Quite a number Of our local root
ersn attended the ball game al Miami
Sunday eveahlg
Enosts are being made 10 secure
two rural delivery routes extending
out Of Fairland, one running vest and
north Of town, and one extending east
and south
W. ". Breeeloye, ] W. Chandler
and VIM. ANGEL we're attending to
business with the e s Indian Agent
At Claremore last week
\. G. Baltimore, who vas elected
mayor at ear recent election, failed %
qualify as such and The town council
appointed Mayor Groups tie present
Incumbent % act until another elee.
ton can be called
The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1905-04-27
POLICE DOGS or BELGIUM.
Shepherds Chosen Is The Nest Watch
ful Foes Of the Grim
saal Class.

The police of nelsium have their
strongest allies. tbs rogues. their most
watehful foes 10 the dogs that are At
tached A. aaxsliartes 70 TIE pQl4ee de-
partment uf The klngdom The dogs
q Geus DArmes as the thieves call
them hatesully. aru trained At statlona
st Sd. 0iiiea and shaerheak. outside this
city. Mona Charierog. shA AuiUerp aud
louyaln AZ the s. 0lllea police bar.
racks Tiers Is now an auxiliary dos Tor
each man
The dogs usefulness ls widening Ties
are besinnlng @ train aogs st Antworp
and ether frontier posts TOR the putea
custom house service 90 catch SNUG
giera.
The neanee shepherd dos Is chosen fgF
the polics serslee. hlooahoands. mas.
tina, aad dags 81 other fsfooloas bFceas
arr not trained for it The togs from
ltrance. the meadow oountrs oi France.
Are IMPOSED q have a FAR remase sell
crasa. They are patient persistent. ten.
acioua creatures whsthsf hoiains q thief
af keeping q sheep ia the marching lins
af the aock.
The Beauce dos has . stronger accat
than Il has been credited ulth Some
police auxlliaries have learned 60 els.
tinguish ths smell q dynamite aud oth-
eF explosives and % understand what
ibla odor may mean when Il fingers oa
the hands u an anarchist
The heance dog, too. Is taught 10 iAks
70 the water but Il IL ROT - much at
home there as a Newfoundland How.
ever - ~sry muaxls IL must useful Ia
saving the drowning. A police dos
named Tom. promoted Tor guod work
from Client to brussels. has saved three
children at different times.