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PRESIDENTS HUNTING CAMP AS
HARD TO FIND AS GRAVE
OF MOSES.
He Is Reported to Have Killed Rat
tIesnake Yesterday With the
Butt of His Whip.

FORT WORTH, April 11.-As no
word came from the president over
night Secretary Loeb takes it for
granted that all is going we'll in the
hunting camp.
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Government Offices Cracked.

SIMLA, April 11.-Fresh earthquake
shocks today led to a revival of the
alarm that he new government offices
are freshly cracked.
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"''Ts PLAGUE PERIL IN DIRT.
or Cities Especially Dangerous to
Weak Lungs.

- ACAGO, April 11.-Dr. Edwin ].
I. k..peaking before the Society of
u culture at Hull House, de-
n "a the consumptive was a ward of
T e0mmunity and should be isolat-
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Good Report of Pacific Coast Wheat.

WASHINGTON, April 1.-THE
weekly crop report of the weather bur-
eau says that the California wheat
crop will probably be the biggest in
years. Wheat in Oregon and WASH
ington is also in fine condition.
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The CHICAGO Grain Market.

CHICAGO, April 11.-July wheat,
$1.14A @$114ss; corn, 4Sa; oats, 3Oh.
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Die foIgeuben Rebuuioea Wurbsn 9epri nno aes
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gSlr bei9eini9en hermit, oaB gor=
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6. 6. Tcrmiea, Qluoitor.
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face. with its frame OF iron-gray, that
compelled a certain respect, and even
Difference.
1T is greatly to be regretted" he
said. gently; and it grieves me to be
obliged to disappOint you. Senior Val
cour. But since this man is a prisoner
of the police-a state prisoner of some
importance, 1 believe-it is impossible
to deliver him into your hands,
Without answer ValcOur stood mo-
tidnless before us Only his mobile face
and his white lips showed the conflict
OF emotions that oppressed him. And
then / saw a curious thing happen. The
eyelids OF Mazanovitth for an instant
Enclosed, and in that instant so tender
a glance escaped them that Valcour
trembled slightly, and touched with a
gentle. loving gesture the elder mans
arm.
It all happened in a fash and the
next moment could not have sworn
that my eyes had not deceived me, for
Valcour turned away with a sulIen frown
upon his brow. and the Captain seized
my arm and marched me to the door,
Figgot and Marco following close be-
hind.
Presently We regained our carriage
and were driven rapidly from the
morgue.
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could know its value? Who else would
have murdered Madam label TO secure
it,"
why the devil should the Emperor
cause his own spy 10 be murderer in
qnired Fonseca. in his harsh voice
You are a fool Piexoto.-
What of Leon de Mar?" asked the
other. calmly. He hated his wife. WHY
should he not have killed her himself
in order TO be rid of her and at the
same time secure the honor Of present
ing his Emperor with the key to the
secret vault2''
Leon dc Mar" said Mazanovitch. rs
in Rio Grande do Sui. lie has been
stationed there for three weeks"
For time there was silence
Where is Paola?'' suddenly asked
Piexoto. 4 want to know what PaoIa
is doing in this crisis.
He was last seen near de Pintra
residence, said Figgot But We know
nothing of his present wherea bouts"
You may be sure OF one thing" de-
clared Marco stoutly: that Francisco
Paola is serving the Cause. wherever he
may be-"
The general snorted derisively, and
Piexoto looked at him with the nearest
approach to a smile his anxious face
had shown.
Has the Emperor the ring or Is he
seeking it as eagerly as we are?" asked
the general.
THE Emperor has not the ring" said
Mazanovitch. slowly; you may be as
sured Of that. Otherwise"
PieXoto gave a start.
To be sure" said he. otherwise we
would not be sitting here"
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Il Haze NOT fhe Honor Of
Your Acquaintance"

We came at last to quiet street lined
with small frame houses, and before
one Of these the carriage stopped. Ma
zanovitch opened the front door with
a latchkey, and ushered us into dim
ly lighted room that seemed fitted up as
study and office combined.
This drive was longer than the first
but during it no word was spoken by
any of my companions. 1 could not
help staring at the closed eyes Of Ma
zanovitch. but the others, noticed.
avoided looking at him. Did he see. 1
wondered?-coUld he see from out the
tiny Sits that showed beneath his
lashes?
piled with cigars did the little man
speak. Then ne reclined in a cushioned
chair. pulled at his cheroot. and turned
his face in my direction
Tell me all you know concerning the
vault and the ring which unIocks it,
he said in his soft tones.
obeyed Afterward FIggot told of
my meeting with the Minister Of Police,
and of Paola's orders to him and Marco
to escort me to Rio and to place the
entire matter in the hands OF Mazano-
witch
The little man listened without com
ment and afterward sat for many min
utes silently smoking his cheroot
1T seems to me-" said I, at last, that
the death of Senhora de Mar and es-
pecially the fact that her ring finger
has been severed from her hand, points
conclusively to one reassuring fact: that
the ring has been recovered by one Of
our band, and so the Cause is no longer
endangered Therefore my mission to
Rio Is ended. and all that remains for
me is to return TO Cuyaba and attend
20 the obsequies of my poor friend de
Pintra."
Marco and Figgot heard me respect
fully. but instead OF replying both gazed
oueston1ngly at the calm face of Ma
zanovitch.
The facts are these" said the latter
deliberately; "Senhora de Mar fed with
the ring; she has beer murdered, and the
ring taken from her. By whom? If
patriot has IL we shall know the truth
within fifteen minutes" ] glanced at a
great clock ticking against the wall
Before your arrival" he resumed, Il
had taken steps to communicate with
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Omcially, I was supposed to be occu-
pying a dungeon in the fortress, and Ma
zanovitch had actually locked up a man
under my name, registering the prisoner
in the prescribed fashion. Therefore,
being cleverly disguised by the detective,
1 ran little risk of interference should
venture abroad in the city.
Curiously enough. Mazanovitch chose
to disguise me as a member of the po-
lice, saying that this pla-, was less likely
than any other 20 leaC to discovery.
Wherever I might wanoer L was sup
posed to be of duty or on special ser
vice, and the captain enrolled me under
the name OF Andrea Subig
! was anxious at times to return to
Cuyaba, for Lesba S white face, as had
last seen IL on the morning OF Dom
MigueIs incarceration, haunted me per-
pstually. But the quest of the ring was
OF vital Importance. and L felt that 1
dared not return until 1 could remove
my dear friends body from the vault
and see IL properly inferred.
Under MaZanovitch's directions I
strove earnestly to obtain a clue that
might lead TO a knowledge of where the
missing ring was secreted; but our ef-
forts met with no encOura cement and
We were not even sure that the murder
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ton The Minister Of Police had been
in conference with the Emperor. and his
Majesty was about to visit in person
the scene of the late tragedy. and do
what he might to unearth the records
Of that far-reaching revolution which
threatened his throne
Here was news. indeed Half-dazed.
I started 70 retrace my steps. when a
soft voice beside me said:
Have you money, senhor?"
Yes" 1 answered
Then continued Mazanovitch, you
must take this train for Cuyaba. Let
the Emperor guide you If danger
threatens US telegraph me the one
word, Lesba'! Do you understand.
Senior Harcliffe?"
L think So said I. but let me use
some other word.--yF'hy drag a woman's
name into this AFFAIR.""
He cOughed slightly
1T is a word you wiz remember"
said he. Goodbye TO you. senior"
He had an odd way OF disappearing.
this strange Pole whose eyes I had
never seen. With tins last word ne
actually melted into the crowd of Ioi-
terers who were watching the Emper-
Or's departure, and 1 could not have
found him again had so desired
My first thought was TO rebel at Ieav-
ing Rio. where Lesba Paola had taken
refuge from the coming storm But the
girl seemed amply amused without me.
and my duties to the interests of my
dead chieftain forbade my deserving the
Cause at this crisis. Therefore 1 would
follow the Emperor
AS the train moved slowly out of the
station. L swung myself upon the steps
of the rear car. and the next instant
was tumbIed upon the platform by
person who. sprang up behind me.
Angrily protesting, I scrambled TO my
feet; but the fellow. with scarcely a
glance in my direction, passed into the
car and made his way forward
The ordinations died suddenly upon
my lips.
The belated passenger was Senior
VaIcour, the spy.
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S Y N O P SIS

d OBERT HARCLIFFE. fresh from
N college and a member of a firm
IN New Orleans, of which his
Uncle Nelson is the head, is sent by
his uncle to Brazil to act as private
secretary and confidential companion
10 Dom Miguel de Pintra, head OF the
revolutionary movement against Dom
Pedro. Dom Miguel had been a good
customer of the Harcliffes and he and
the elder member OF the firm were fast
friends. Liking the prospect of ad-
venture, Robert consented TO go
On the voyage he encountered Val
cour, spy sent by the Emperor Of
Brazil, who knew that the American
secretary was expected This spy had
decided that Robert was the person for
whom he was looking and had planned
to make way with him.
But the American cleverly threw him
on the scent and reached Rio in
safety There ne was. however. ar
rested, bun on the way TO the police
Headquarters his captor was murdered
by Police Sergeant Marco, a revolu-
ZIONIST. and ne was allow ed to escape.
finally reaching his destination through
the assistance of many devotees to the
cause At the beautiful home of Dom
Miguel he learned more of the revO-
iuttOnaTy movement. He met the Sen
horita Lesba Paoia, his hosts niece;
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her brother Francisco--a man who
puzzled him greaJly-and Dom MigueIs
daughter label de Mar
The next morning he had an un-
pleasant experience with Madam La
bel. who had been acting as Dom
MigueIs secretary. but was relieved
by him The revolutionists did not
trust her Dom Miguel revealed 10 him
the secret of a hidden vault where all
the party's papers and treasure were
hidden While they were entering the
vault with lights eXtinguished Madam
label suddenly appeared. Struck a
light and tried to discover how the
lock was worked. The father seized
her, and. denouncing her as spy,
sent her from the room.
Meanwhile Harcliffe had been getting
deeper in love with Lesba, and more
deeply Tnystified by her brother. who
was chief of Dom PedrO's police.
One night Dom Miguel aroused his
secretary with the startling statement
that label had stolen the ring which
was the key to the treasure vault
They captured her as she came from
the vault with a bundle of papers
When Dom Miguel went TO return
them. she dashed lamp into Har-
cIffe's face locked her father in the
vault and fled toward Rio. The secre-
tary followed. but she eluded him and
caught a train at a distant station
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c h a p t e r XII

THE MAN IN THE sHRUBBERY.
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G h a p t er x l
LEsBA'S BRIGHT EYES.

IL l.
ATER that evening there was a
large gathering of the impor.
- taut members Of the conspira
fil$SsLI cv. but the result of their DELHI.
- eratfons only served to mystify
us more than before as to the murderer
of Madam label and the possessor of
the ring. Many were the expressions of
sorrow at the terrible fate of Dom
Miguel-a man beloved by all who had
known him. The sad incident of his
death caused several to waver in their
loyalty to the projected Republic. and I
was impressed by the fact that at this
juncture the Cause seemed to be in
~ather desperate straits.
IF the ring is gone and the records
discovered" said one, I'VE would best
leave the country for a time. until the
excitement subsidies. for the Emperor
will spare no in his desire for
vengeance"
Let US first wait for more definite
information" counseIed the old, general
always optimistic. Should an uprising
be precipitated at this time we have all
the advantage on our side, for the Re
public is to-day stronger than the EN-
pire- And we have yet to hear from
Paola"
So. after much comment. 1t was de-
termined to watch every action of the
court party with redoubIed vigilance,
and in case danger threatened the re-
publicans, to give the signal that would
set the revolution going in full swing
Meantime we would endeavor to get in
touch with PaoIa.
But the Minister of Police had rnys-
teriously disappeared. and although tele-
grams were sent in every direction, we
could hear nothing Of Paola's wherea-
bouts Inquiries at the court failed to
elicit any Information whatever and
they were doubtless as ignorant on the
subject as ourselves
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and several carriages were awaiting the
royal party
stood in the shadows of the station
and watched the guardsmen mount and
surround the equipage in which their
imperial master seated himself His
civic companions men of high rank.
acknowledgements the other carriages ;
and then the entire cavalcade swept
away into the gloom and left me alone
The station agent was known to me as
a patriot, but he was still bobbing his
head after the royal party when 1 ac-
costed him.
Get me a horse. Pedro"
A horsel All, your eNcellency is jok-
ing. Every horse that could be found
has been impI essed by the Emperor"
Anything viii do a nag of any sort.
with saddle or cart, viii answer my pur-
pose. The Cause demands it. Pedro"
II am powerless. your exceIIency. Alb
soIutely powerlesst'
1t was true enough. The only way for
me to get to de Pintra mansion was on
foot, and. after inducing the man TO
give me a peasants dress in exchange
for my police uniform. 1 set out at once
1t was a long and gloomy walk. There
was a moon, but large banks of clouds
were drifting across the sky. and the
way was obscUred more than half the
time. causing me to go slowly in order
to avoid stumbling into the bitches
1 met no one on the road for the high
ways were usually deserted at this hour.
and the silence all about me added its
depressing influence To the anxiety OF
my thoughts.
The Emperor's advent into this strong
hold Of the Revolution indicated that al
last he had determined to act and sup
press the conspiracy that had grown to
such huge prop5rfions. With the real
Pintra was caIled-out Of the way. Dom
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every patriot in Rio Yet there We're
few able to recognize the ring as the
key to the secret vault. ind the MUIR
der was committed fifteen minutes after
the train left Cruz"
i started at that
WHO could have known?" I asked
The little man took the cigar from his
mouth for q moment
"On the train.' said he. were Cen
eral Fonseca. the patriot and Senior
ValcOur. the Emperor's spy
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c h a PIT er x
FOR TOMORROW WE DIE.

REMEMBERED Fonseca's visit
Of the night before. and con-
sidered II natural he should
take The morning train to the
capital
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r. CONTINUED NEXT suNDAD
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IAN IN f1E SEtR - BBER1 l.
HE name of an Emperor is
fine thing to conjure with
When we arrived at the sta
ton at Cuyaba at early even
ing, a score OF saddle horses
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-4RRITED.

'Ls he a criminal or a corporation lawyer?'
 Both He's a criminal corporation lawyer r"-Omaha News.
 "so you feel that your automobile is perfectly safe?'
 Most of the time-when it is in the repair shop" ."-Washingto Star
 "If you had spark of genius," he began grossly to his typewriter -
 T wouldn't be here" she interrupted; and no more was said.--Chicago Rec- ord-Herald.
 Tn Sweden plumber is called q vat- tenledingstrepenor."
 "He is, eh? I'll bet he charges for the time while he is being called it, too. Chicago Record Herald.
 q see that Professor Gigham, the ccl- cbrated all-around scientist is going to marry that young college girl
 What's that for?"
 He wants to complete his educa- tion.'-Life.
 Mike-Oi've had tn noight mare for three noights Pat. Phwat would YOU ricommend for tn throuble?
 Pat-Yez moight trade tn mare for wan av thim automobiles, b'gorry.- Chicago News.
 She was a widow for the third time. (Which of your husbands do you in tend to associate with when you go to
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-21
SOmE HEATHER.

During the last few days New Haven has had line storm. an appendix to the dogdays, and some other cheering things in the shape of weather But there are brighter and colder days ahead. By and by there will be days so bright and cold that high-priced coal will disappear as rapidly as good spirits have dis appeared during the late unpleas- antness. But never mind. Anything will be better than what we have just had, and even in the brightest and cold est days we shall not look back to these days with regret. So let us press on out of this depression into "t!le golden glory of the autun1nal days" the softly splendid Indian summer, and the other good days that are at hand. It is good to live, especially when we have lived through the worst weather there is or can be. Fortunately corn is all right, and we haven't got to worry over that
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heaven?" asked the inquisitive spin

heaven?" asked the inquisitive spin ster.
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