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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06

WATERS DON'T You-THEY COURSE AT
coffee Of the maternal knd An unsentimenta Yankee the
other day said to the waiter at this hotel
Say is this true about your serving coffee like mother
used to make?' -z~r1
Thel4waiter assured him it was.
Then bring pot of tea. -
And that is the way you may feel about continental
cofee-unless you like that kind But to return to the
cafe complet" The butter furnished with the cobble
stone is pale white paper and is salless looks
like lard but it isn't So there you have 'scafe com
plet How longs for crisp slice Of bacon with eggs
three four chunks of corbread stack Of golden whea
pile Of crpy toast oozng with butter that character
and favor and coffee that is brown golden aromatic
Some hotels advertise American breakfasts but it seems
almost sacreg1ous to eat them under that NAME H isbes
to take the cafe compet', you find let it 90 at
that N
Thenheres the edejeuner la fourchette which means
something with the forkhe cafe eomple' requiring
fork Sometimes 1T goes under the of t'deieuner
~ la fourchete really complexities the problem for
luncheon and you likely to get besides more cobbe
rolls omeet which, Of course will give the fourchette,
chance
Give me- oh give me- you will cry, instead Of cafe
complet at cafe la fourchee la spoonette and
also ia knifete.'' -
Of course, at 730 pm the real continental meal and
you will be escorted thru long, menu from soup
to nuts whether want to be not Walters ask
you-they simply bring you after course and no
hotel however good however bad will omit the inevitable
roast chicken side dish with the saad-it roast
chicken 365 days year, they tell me- other courses
equally Interchangeable No matter if you are paying 81
day. you receive neither at dinner and If Won
for those beverages they will served to you later at
price of franc cup, which you will find carefully set
down in your bill.
Continental meals may be the real thing and thew are
probably cultivated tastes but there are times when the
traveller would like to sit up lunch counter and eat
triangle Of real American pie four and quart Of
coffee such mother made.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
INVENTIONS TO BE INVENTED.

EASY and quick way to get rich to invent some
thing good, and then to market this invention wisely
There follows list of much needed Inventions compiled
man declares that in any of the following inventions
fortune OF seven figures lies:
silent typewriter The great objection to typewriters
is their nose yet it should be deaden click of
the keys. silent typewriter would once GUST all the
rattletraps.
An automatic stamp afxer. To affix postage stamp
to letter there is method but the awkward one of
dampenng the stamp and pressing the envelope with
the hand The world needs automatic ettersamper.
This should be instrument shaped like SEAL It should
carry IN its interior hundred stamps. Pressed
upon envelope inside mechanism should first moisten
the stamp and then fix it firmly the letter Such con-
trvance, capable Of stamping hundred letters minute
would sell like hot cakes at tremendous price.
An unshr1nkable flannel. The best Of fannes NAV
shrink man may pay $40 $12 for pair Of flannel
trousers and at their first cleaning they may dwinde into
knckerbockers may pay $25 or $50 for skirt
of flannel and at its first cleaning may draw up to her
knees Some chemical solution that make flannel nm
shrnkable would if patented sell high per barrel
rotary toothbrush Dentists clean their patients teeth
with brush round MARBLE that revolves by cleo.
tncal by foot power. The dentist moves this brush
slowly over the teeth and, whzzng powerfully ceanses
horo than the most violent rubbing Of an ordinary
toothbrush could do rotary brush, revolving from the
Of the hand would afford and better
to clean the teeth than the world possesses and hence
it would sell we'll
A cheap substitute for rubber
flying machine
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.

Let us make fresh start in our Sun
shine work today, putting behind us the
worries, vexa tions and failures Of yes
terday, except SO far as we may profit
thereby in our desire to avoid them in the
days to come. 3D.
When the morning light reveals to us
the beginning of new day, let us forth
with start promptly and happily onward
in the living of that day, determined to
be pleasant and cheerful ourselves and
resolved to embrace every opportunity to
scatter sunshine into the lives of those
with whom we come in contact, and
whatever this day may bring to us of sue
cess or failure, let us take a fresh start
at sunrise tomorrow and thus, day by
day, keep on trying, and we will surely
reap rich reward in having our own
lives filled to overlooking with the sun
shine reflected from the hearts Of the
many we have helped by kind words and
loving deeds.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Nebraska Sunshine.

The object Of the Nebraska Sunshine
emergency bureau is to keep on hand
such articles as are needed in sick room
to be loaned to any who may be In need
sheets, pillowcases, quilts, towels, hot
water bottles, cots-in fact, everything
that can be cleansed by washing is
loaned. Maternity bundles, garments for
children from i to II years old, are kept
on hand to give where they add comfort.
Everything has been contributed to our
bureau by members. I should think that,
as the means of adding to ones income,
it might be carried out successfully, pro-
viding one lives in a crowded district,
where there was need of such articles.
A few sheets, pillowcases, towels, ETC.,
could be used as a beginning, adding to
the stock as the pennies could be spared.
A clean bed is a necessity in every
sickroom, so I would start with these
articles first A hot-water bottle Is also
a necessity. In one case, where a man
was dying, the minister thought OF the
Sunshine bureau, and we were able to re-
lieve to g. great degree his suffering.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Labor Of Love.

There is JOY in giving labor Of love.
which is the secret of happiness in life
for every individual who will make the
effort to obtain it, the making of the
world better and brighter for countless
numbers you do not know, but who may
be blessed and helped by you. This
scattering Of sunshine is best accom-
plished by the organized branches of the
International Sunshine society, and If you
are not engaged in the work, won't you
begin now and start a Sunshine circle in
the community in which you dwell?
Write the state president today for infor
nation, which will be cheerfully and
promptly supplied.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
What Women Want to K1z0ag.

- 5 4
TO CLEAN PANAMA HAT-How can I clean
Panama hat without giving it that yellow appearance
which often after such hats cleaned? Please
answer soon.-A Reader
Dacotah also wishes to know how to clean Panama hat
and she will find the answer to her question here.
You clean and bleach your Panama hat with oxalc
acid and water Make saturated solution with cloth
wash the hat thoroy Let it few minutes to whiten
and then rinse with clear water and clean cloth.
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW
TO SET "A COLOR What can I do to keep brown linen
dress from fading IN washing? You were SO kind in
the question about washing the blue linen and
had the lovelies luck Please answer soon as we are
going away.-C.
Teacher-Now johnny, how do you pronounce the word
"graceo
JOHNNY dunno.
Teacher patiently What it that your father said
before you ate breakfast this morning?
Jolnny-Pop said that the eggs were darned rotten
Judge
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
MALTOSB AND HEALTH.
Physicians Say It's Use in the Human
System Is of Great Value.

System Is of Great Value.
The great value of Maltese as a nutri-
tive substance cannot be exaggerated.
In the living organism it is transformed
into assimilable sugar more rapidly
than saccharose or cane sugar. 1t is
very easy to digest and having not so
sweet taste as cane sugar, it can be
taken in much greater quantities than
the latter.
malta Vita is no meaningless
coined word; it stands for its liberal
exactly what it says. Malt Life. - The
original phrase s9For the blood is the
life'' is the starting point and final win
ming post Of Malta Vita, which con-
tains considerable percentage OF
Maltese, natural sweetening agent,
easily digestible and readily assimi1ated
by the human economy, forming rich
healthy blood
Now for many years the medical pro-
fession have prescribed semi-solid Malt
Extracts which contain a large percent
age of Maltese but which cost from
SO cents to rs cents per pound. Malta
Vita contains from eight to ten per
cent of this wonderful bloodmaker and
costs but ten cents per package.
The malt extracts are also valuable
on account of their containing the great
digestive ferment-t Diastase. - In
the manufacture of Malta-Vita malt
extract is used, one that has been pre-
pared. in all its original purity in our
own factory, which has diastasic
equivalent of over seventy degrees by
the Lintner method Of analysis. This
diastase acts upon the wheat and con-
verts part of the already gelatinized
starch into 6 Maltese the blood-mak-
ing and therefore life-giving Malt
Sugar. Malta Vita is now 10 cents per
package; the same big package you used
to buy for Is cents.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
HavInq and GIvInd.

If you have born in you that happy
temperament which makes it possible and
easy for you to always look on the bright
side of every situation in life, and be
happy under all circumstances, then it is
your privilege to strive in every way
you can to impart this sunshine spirit to
those about you in your own home and
among your own friends, which is better
than the keeping of this good cheer all
for your own enjoyment.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
CMr10S and Oddlt1es.
ODD AND CHASTITY.
It's passing sfrangei"

81 HAVE just returned dsgused said undertaken,
"from cruise in the Mediterranean. travelled dis
guised as steward A ceebrity-I won't tell you his
name-was the Of my journey. He taking
voyage for his health, and thought that he might
die perhaps weeks distance from the land Had he died.
l. the false steward would have embalmed him. travelled
unbeknewnst to him. not to hurt his feelings Without
me, they'd have had to bury him at
"Odd and CHASTITY Ell? WE'LL here is another odd and
CHASTITY thing My great popularity due to the fact that
work up the faces Of the dead
What does working up the faces mean9 It that
give faint pink bloom to the cheeks color to the lips
luster to the hair, of my subjects. cosmetics
the Dead to be frank with you, and them very
ningly, so that no suspects Only everyone says:
T." "A remarkable undertaken His subjects have life
like look such have before seen. We must
bear this in mind -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Wh0t the Market Affords.
Q TRAWBERRIES, 10 to. IL cents.
-, Florida pineapples, 1879 to 20 cents.
L.

Q TRAWBERRIEs, 10 to IL cents
~ Florida pineapples, 1879 to 20 cents
Apricots, 40 cents basket.
Peaches, Is to 20 cents Dozen
California cherries, 80 to 40 cents.
Telephone peas so cents peck; smaller peas 40 cents
String and wax beans, Is to Is cents a pound.
Spinach, 8 cents peck.
Beet greens, Is cents peck
Asparagus, Z and cents
Beets, 5 cents bunch.
Caulifower, Is to Is cents.
Southern cabbage, 21a cents pound
Tomatoes, IL cents pound
Cucumbers, to Scents.
New New York cheese, Is to 18 cents
Butter, creamery, % to Is cents z#s
Most Of the strawberries in the today are poor but
there few fine ones, large firm deep-coored
These from Hood River Ore and sell for considerable
than the current market price new lot of
apples from Florida has largely displaced small ones
this week The Foridas large brightly coored uicy
and richavored Wax beans have reappeared in the mar
ke but at high price, and string beans have suddenly
doubled price Peas fine now the big Telephone
peas that have just come in great favortes. N
The sudden coming of weather has doomed lemons
and there will be stiff general raise in them in the course
Of the week.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Others Burdens.

II we only knew the burdens
That our brothers daily bear
Knew how weary seemed the pathway
With its Giants of Despair
Could we see hope slowly fading
From the minds and hearts of men,
Know and feel the fearless sorrow
Undescribed by tongue and pen.
Then methinks our souls would waken
From the selfish grief they bear
And smile back the tears of sorrow
Seek to brighten lives Of care.
Death, altho 1t pulls our heartstrings-
Dims our eyes with heavy tears
May be yet lesser burden
Than our brothers helpless fears.
Like our master we should hasten,
Comforting where sorrows hide;
We should be burden bearer,
Ever near wha te'er betide.
We may whisper words Of comfort,
Or may only clasp the hand;
But beside them in the conflict,
With sweet sympathy we may stand. ,
Then we'll find our load of sorrow,
Somewhat lessened of its PAIN
And our hearts will surely Tighten,
If victory we gain.
Over self with all its weakness,
In our sharing others woe:
Unto ell whose hearts are heavy,
We should. like the master, go.
ALA NJ. Forster. Minneapolis, MINI.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
June.

Oh, what can I sing of fairer than June
Set to the key Of a magical tune!
Song Of the wild bird In rapturous lay,
Lends to the joy of her long summer day;
Boom of the bee and the butterfy's wings.
Thrill to the core with each fairyltke thingS
Hillside and meadow landscape of green,
Lavish with beauty of color and sheen;
But the strength of her charm-ah, everyone
knows +-
Lies in the heart of musk-scented rose!
Alice Fenwick johnson.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
ITALY HOLDS BIG STICK
OYER TURKISH SULTAN

Vienna, June 6.-Die Zeit's Constan-
tinople correspondent reiterates the
days ago sent ten warships by the coast
of Yemen, Arabia, and refuses to with
draw them until the Turkish govern
ment makes amends for the murder in
Yemen Of Italian subjects.
This, Turkeys lack of sovereignty in
Yemen, makes impossible.
The situation is, therefore, considered
grave.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
The Eats on the Rlzvern
Are F111,,1v Stunts.
By ARTHUR W. WARNoCK.

ARSEILLES, FRANCE, MAY 21.-If
40 you have never gone up against
Wmr #9@ tinental cooking such is encountered
M. -A0-A in Italy and southern France, you have
#WWIz@4A experience in store for you that you
GQMMA s may like-and then again you may
not It is different from what you
have been accustomed to America Seventh street board
nghouse different from the variety your mother
compound with such skill In fact the entire eating
proposition is different.
continental hotel will gravely inform you that tEcafe
complet is from to 10; that dejeuner la fourchette'
is at $780, and that dner table dhote is at 80 in
the evening Of course have been brought up break
FAST dinner and supper breakfast lunch and dinner and
you prepared that basis The 'cafe compet''
called 1complet," but it isn't compleen fact it is very
incomplete. It Coffee tea chocolate and roll
two-nothng It is called 'tcafe compet' as dis
tigushed from 1cafe incomplete which leaves out the roll
Personally, would have cafe incomplete for the
roll gets with ones drink is Of about the texture
OF cobbestoneor undergrown croquet ball. It is
big boy to break with your fingers and you have
strong hands you will find you have job get
all ten fingers working vigorously The only thing that
open up of those distressing rolls is sharp knife
crowbar fashion largesized nucracker Unless you
ploy such appetite will have forsaken you while
attempting to get inside The coffee black muddy and
isn't like the kind mother used to make at ALL hotel in
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Daily Motto.

Tho the midnight found us weary,
The morning brings us cheer;
Thank God for every sunrise
In the circuit of the year.
Margaret E. Sangster.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
sURLY PRISON DooRKEEPERs.

tNAIHY ARE the doorkeepers OF prisons always suryq
w guess it is because they have to many
foolish questions, - said prison doorkeeper
"Only this morning ring at the bell halt in
the middle Of my breakfast tramp the long CORR
dore unlock my ftyon door with my twenty pound key
Outside stands tough young his hat the side of his
head, who says:
g Boss, when IL Joe Mace get out? Me and another
feller's got a bet on it,
"People here and ask when this prisoner
and that prisoners trial takes place. They here with
out permits and demand prisoner with the
you'd go to friends house and demand see YOUR
friend They bring presents to prsonersboxes Of CIGARS
bottles of rum, scarfpins, and poker dice.
1T is the constant rebung Of all these foolish people
that makes the doorkeeper Of prison surly.'
HOP CHEWING AND REFLECTION
w farmer. EThe habit of hop-chewng produces first
It is impossible to get drunk hops, matter how
many you chew.
hopgrowing countries the pckers forbidden to
chew the hops The pcker indeed working piecework are
sensible enough not to chew hem for the drowsnes
joity that hops bring make fast picking impossible
have been told that there ramps who know vari-
herbs that, being chewed drunkenness have
no doubt this is true have myself tramps drink
alcohol out of alcohol stoves kerosene out Of oil cans
gasoene out of street lamps Even cologne so
hard to get would be eagerly by the tramp for
cologne will produce ntoxicaton.
For my part blame neither the cologne drunkard nor
the bbber Of gasoene If the foolish conceit and
Joly and afterwards the stupor and the
rble sickness, caused by cologne gasoene as by
whisky, what is the difference which drink?''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Loving Words.


Loving words will cost but little,
Journeying up the hill of life;
But they make the weak and weary
Stronger, drawer for the strife;
Do you count them only tribes?
What to earth are sun and rain?
Never was kind word wasted,
Never was one said in vain.
When the cares of life are many
And Its burdens heavy grow,
Think Of weak ones close beside you
IT you love them, tell them so.
What you count Of little value
Has an almost magic power,
And beneath their cheering sunshine
Hearts will blossom like flower.
So. as up life's hill we Journey,
Let us scatter all the way
Kindly words, for they are sunshine
In the dark and cloudy day.
Grudge no loving word or action
AS along thru life you 60;
There are weary ones around you,
If you love them, tell them SO.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06

Journal want ads tell your story =
!: directly to large and apprecia- !.
:: tive assembly for the sole purpose :.
:. of learning your needs and desires. :.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
Owls 10 ~

A letter to the different ministers (wbo
learn of good many cases where these
articles and garments are needed) will
direct people to such a bureau.-Anna q.
Moore, State President.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
INTERNATIONAL SUNSHINE SOCIETY
MINNESOTA HEADQUARTERS.
INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.
90 Fifth avenue New York. Cynthia West.
over Alden, founder and president general.
IEADaUARTERs,

Room "a, Loan and Trust building. 31s Nicoi.
let avenue, Minneapolis. Telephone, N. w. Main
1926.
All Sunshine news for publication in the Sum-
Shine department of The Minneapolis Journal
should be addressed to Mrs. Theodore Haynes.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-04-05
LOCAL NEWS 5

Try Gamble & Kirby's Pure Grape
Cider.
Hay for sale, 1hmiles northeast OF
tovn.-L. r. Smith. 14ti
$1,000 to Loan on good security. Nc
commission. Record office. 2St4"
Gamble & Kirby's Grape Cider and
Iron Brew are in the lead.
II want your gasoline stove
cleaned and repaired. call phone o1s,
mr. 3O1 MesilIa st. 3Ot6*
FOR RENT.-SO acres. partly water
ed, good for gardening, near Dexter.
Cbas. Whiteman. 3Ot3*
+. L. Hill shipped six Jersey cows
and calves to Artesia yesterday. Mr..
Hin is preparing to move to the Case
bier farm near this city.
DIR. King, o~steopath. will be at the
Grand Central Hotel. Tuesday n
Friday of each week. Hours 10 to l..
3om&thtf.
Inc mot 5c6SOA IL COAAAAS- ACPoAO
yourself and family for it by giving
them pure water to drink.-Gamble
q Kirby.
Cleaning and repairing gasoline
stoves q speciality. A work guaran-
teed. Phone SIG or sol East Mesilla
street. 3Ot6s
we carry Poplar. Oak. Redwood.
Cypress and Pine. VIII be pleased
to show you our stock--KEMP LCM-
BIER COMPANY. East Fourth st.
Our Mantels are correct in every
way. and are triumphs Of artistic
conception and masterful workman
hin. We have Crates and Thing
suitable for any mantel-zKEMP
LUMBER COMPANY. Il. Fourth St
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-04-05

FOR RENT.-One 6 and one 4 room
house, 10Th two blocks from Main
street. All modern c~onveniences. S.
Prayer. at Price & Co.. 3Ot2*
The Ladies' Aid Society of the Bap-
fist church will have a social at the
residence of Mrs. Totten. 7O7 Pa. on
Thursday afternoon from 3 to 6. A
cordial invitation is extended to all.
A buggy horse tied in front of Nor
rison Bros. store. broke its neck
yesterday. 1t was frightened at the
carnival band and threw himself. The
animal belonged to J.. A. Foreman.
We guarantee all our goods are
made from pure distilled water
Gamble & Kirby.
Some people say Roswell is dull
this season. This is not true in all
lines. for my business is better now
tailor made suits. SO up. and dye
ing, cleaning and pressing clothes.
w. P. Wood. 221 N. Main. 3Ot1*
The meeting of the Old Governors
Copper Mining and Smelling Co.. has
postponed until May 90. 1905.
All are requested to be at the mines
on that date.
OLD GOVERNORS COPPER MIN
ING & SMELLING CO.,
By ]. D. BELL, Secretary.
F. Hunter Irby left last night for
Paso, from which place he will go
IN a prospecting trip through Old
Mexico. 1t is possible that he will 10
sate there. He came here from Mem
ohis. Tenn, several months ago for
his health. and while here has gain
ID in strength and has made many
and prospered in business.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-04-05

will be offered for Probate on Mon
day, the Sth day of May, 1905, the
same being the regular March. 1905,
(continued) term of the Probate
Court, in and for Chaves county, New
Mexico. to be held at the Court House
in Roswell. on said Sth day of May,
1905.
In witness whereof, I have hereun-
to set my hand and affixed my Off
cial seal on this the 4th day of April.
1905.
F. P. GAYLE,
(SEAL) Probate Clerk.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-04-05
(SEAL)
easebaII Game TOMORROW.

The first matched game of base
ball of the season between home and
out of town teams will be played to-
morrow afternoon in this city. Dexter
with a crack pitcher from the east,
and expects to carry away the honors.
Bidwel and Davis will be the battery
for Roswell
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-04-05

The ladies of the Christian church
will give a. tea at the residence of
Mrs. J.. r. Ray, 4th and Missouri. on
Thursday afternoon. from $50 O'Clock
on. Old fashioned chicken salad will
be one of the dishes served. 29t2
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-04-05
Public Notice.

Territory of New Mexico. County of
Chaves-ss.
To whom it may concern: Notice
is hereby given that the last will and
testament OF L. d. Danenberg. deceas-
ed, has been fled in my Office. and
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-04-05

Anyone desiring position as cook,
please call at Room 1 over Western
Grocery. 2St3