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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
DETECTIVE STORIES.
The Literary Weakness. Ia the Novel
81 Crime nnai DetSrsiOn

1I Crime uMA DekSrsiOn 0
KNOW OF one good reason, and only
one, wsiic.i really prevents detective
stores s'Anuins among the nablest
forms 81 ar. Most OF the objections
raised against them ny the vague mind
ed world OF modem culture tDrohably
rhc most vague minded world that has
cEc;' eNiStetv are quite narrow ana
Childish. TO say that the detective tale
Is sensational is simply TO say that it
Is lull OF feeling or is aesthetic. .Aes-
thctlc is the Greek FOR sensational.
sensational is the ATTN for aesthetic.
10 SAY lnat The thrill which it gives
IS connected with bald and positive
h'n With bald and positive death and
nor with aliy Of the fine spun drawing
room emotions which il is now rhe
fashion II consider. deep" is 10 pay it
4 high ronlp!;nenl
The Bible is concerned With these
Srea' riain sins and judgments. 50
are Tie great Greek dramas. so are
The tragedies Of the EIizahethans, 50
are the old BALLADS. ana "a are ali men
anywhere who live lives sufflcienrly
real 10 have ever seen The great plain
sins am, judgments
There is one good argument. as
nave said, and one only. against the
police mystery, and haJ is that police
mysteries exist 10 destroy mystery
when they have created it, 4 sad tale
should be saddesJ when we finish it,:
a happy fale should tie h:,npicst when
we finish ii; stirring tale should be
most stirring AT the end. 4 fantas-
tic rale most fantastic 1T rLe end.
Hut tfus kind Of mysterious tale is
NOT ,nos' mysterious 1T the end. Ir
IS then least mysterious. or. rather.
no1 mysterious at all Instead OF max
ing I commonplace Thin. mystical
lthe aim of all good arc the de1ec-
tive rerclses the process and makes
\ mystical thing commonplace And
from this comes that one fatal weak
ness in the sensational novel OF crime
and detection, rhc one thing that does
separate il, am afraid, from great
fiction. the fact that there is no i'm
pulse 10 read it, again A detective
1ale We have read is an empty bottle
OF wine. an exploded shell :, thing de
stroyca. Tic mystery Of the sanity Of
Hamlet is ALIVE and Kicking slil.-G
X. theSterton in london News.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17

Were il not Tor III: disgusting Self
concei, OF The ROSTERS one might e.,
Joy Il poultry SHOW. The rooster is
neAr 10 natures heart He has no.
civilization enough 70 veneer his cpiu-
ions with common poiitentss ana sa voir
fa!'e and lis disgusting exhibition 81
tllr ""l OF being il oticnt:S good taste
and refinement. How the hei, mau-
ages 10 pu, nn with it is certainly one
Of The mysteries Of the coop. Ii six OF.
eight i'cn> would Join u Lens' Club
modelled after Sorosis and throw TIL.
rooster down good ana hard once OF
vice, lie would soon discover THAI ii.
WAS moi the only Kernel on The cob =
Minneapolis journal
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SPARTAN VIRTUE.
II I. Fine rhiue il Ii L. Not Al
serlised ZOO Much

4 Spartan Write. seems 10 nave the
Ok 4 IL c:iiiber bore OF the wors, snri.
Take the lnan whose supreme il not
onI; vic5ur lies in the fact tina. lie
takes :, cold water bath every morning
the whole Year round. You meet him
in the car. in the street. in the course
OF business anywhere and no matter
what the topic may be at the start the
conversation IS bound TO include an ac-
count quite incidental, Of courSe-of
how on the f.nsticsr Of mornings he
iro'ics III 5t6 ice cold wate. JUST as it
comes from SAc hSdrant
Then there's the man Who waiSS
down 70 his Office every morning, rain
OF snow. in sunshine and in storm. The
moe distant his home from his office
the more he wiIi talk about it. ana he
VIII tell yo'i that he has become so ac-
cisS,omed 70 ii that the only time lie
can :cl an extra thrill our OF it is when
he S!ret-'> are deep wirh snow and the
wind IS blowing a hurricane
Heaven may forgive the man who
rises n > summer AMI winter. spring
and fall. We never can The early
riser is n"s 4 criminal simply because
The law docs nol designate his Of
Tense rs 4 crime. Bu1 it is admitted
thar The Iaw has it's defects Nothing
can approach the look VI superiority
on The face o; the early riser. lie has
found the only road TO health or
wealth. The books Ii" has read before
breakfast would ii collected in !, heap
make the Congressional library look
small.
There arc sollIe who would place III
IN. tirst rank Of this group that rug
"ei. hardy, vigorous. fuIl blooae1l gen
1ieman who can't breathe in room
unless all the windows and doors are
open. The lower the pressure OF steam
IN The radiator, the lower the mercury
IN irS tube and the wilder the play Of
the winds over the roofs and around
The corners the more insistent is he
'har YOU are i,nperilinG your very LIE
by NOT occupying an office wide open 70
every wind that blows
oh. Spartan virtue is a tint. thing. but
It would he simply sublime if its mod
crn ec;ponenr> and inculrators would
Just keep still about it-Washineton
Post
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
(hlId l'ensiON Ia France

81 III 1!nicS il has been an object
with French parents 10 teach a chile
To be l'royident and economical. A child
or three can become Il member OF the
Mu1u@!ite by giving only cents q
Week. one cent Will entitle it to get
ting 10 cents day When it is i'll, and
me other =t'ssS toward getting pension
when II is a certain age. No ono
knows how long q child can live, but
what does the contribution amount to:
There is hardly child In the world
who does not spend that for candy
Now, 4 boy or eighteen giving 81 cents
8 montl. to the society will when he is
sixty have :. pension Of $I2 i year.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
OystOn Fishery.

Since 1856 wagons bearing this name
nave served the Newport News public
! with fresh caught fish, and am now
going 70 take part OF their customers
into partnership, and share the profits
with them. Next week I will tell y1,
how propose TO give Them an inter
est in the OySton f::hcry and 10 sha re-
with lhcm It's profits without any liz
billy ior wages. wagons. nets. rope,
boats, etc. 81. 70 any loss BY damage
from storm. or by reason Of collision.
II yon arc not q customer Of mine.
hoping you will he. I am yours for
l. fresh fish, ]. c. ROBINSON.
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Do Not BOIL conee Zoo Long

There is only one mistake that can
be made in making coffee. ANA that i.
10 cook it 100 mach. When subjected
10 1nomrAtacy boiling ana then re-
moved from Inc fire it is Il drink FOR
the gods, but il ii is Kept At high de
gree. OF heat FOR thirty minutes its
character is entirely changed. and 1t
becomes almost poisonous. OF the PEG
PIE who overlook coffee in this way
some DO it through ignorance. but the
greater part OF them through greet in
order 70 MAKE il xo further and pro
duce larger profit. What we need ts
law making il capital ohense to
boil coffee more than three minutes
Chicago Chronicle
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Entered ut the Newport News, Va,
FoHiofflce as sccond.cIass matter
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY Il, 1906.
rs II a SAFE PRECEDENT?

While no one can nc 50 foolish ~; 10
Gently. WAS tried on Tho charge OF at
lcmp,cd criminal ase;L"l, would have
hnt.n guilty al III" conduct comranc,l
Of had ne i,rcn sober Tho question OF
rrchponsbi.ity Voluntarily assumed
rs The man who temporarily dc, hrCnC
hls mlld.and judgment ny stcnping his
brain in The fumes q! alcohol is Il SER
nlls nnc, and cannot lightly ne ,lrncd
aside
Suppose. lo;' instance, this, a max!
S''s hrnnA 81 his nwn voli,ion and
whil,. IN e el,trr-.r =.cnndition commits that
Grim" Tor which cnra"ca man lync.:
passion cra:"d black br,l,.e. w"l.la his
action he less rcprrhcuShic han Lnnt
81 men who have been "vcn shr.;
SErifi? W"uld The result ol The erin.
y" lcEs scvo:rl> irl, ~ The victim" Is
ne ram innr4~:ea il 4 drunken ilrnzy
a'y less dead lhan No WHO is dnIilci.
"t'ly sh@rt from ambush? Mind Won
- ''i' - v = ~ t;''!iNi')iliN IL Ntl )
rtsH!i q III, MAI i:.capacity. b,l; is liz,
!&'ihHr,;@ ana rf...l.lnss choice Of men
wl.n l''iy r>a!iln ~i,a, il means 10 ::ot
drl.nE
II hai ,ht,.ry w1rp 10 become li!,nly
hX's'i IN he judicial procedure OF lhr
country, it might not l." !, strange
Tim. 10 lCar ot eases r which n:,,
WnlHi "Gi drums 10 tnln:ii, deeds
which !hey Would hesitate 10 "a Will.
sober because restrained bv fear ~
'hr provisions OF ;hc Law 'rtrr" CO..
ta!nly is 4 serious dcioc, in Ina; n !.
cry II mnEla. irrcs possibility whi4-:
leaves the ,iG!2tnr Of INC law ire u
again assume thar state and AGAIN
commit deeds wii"n ordinarily w~ll
raii doEu :; severe penalty. ana 1,
pint Of moan whiSkcE Is a rather mar.
TOW margin oi safety for those wiz,
;lc hahiluaIIy sober and who simply
wish n be protected ia lhcir ia !cI
allie rights ;.s American citizens.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
l,c law arc plain and require that

TIC Jaw arc D!aEi ana REQUIRE that .)aH-
sens desiring TO marry snail obtain 4
license from the clerk rf tho court ot
lie county or city in which the counlc
reside. and that the clergyman vino
performs tn. marriage ccremon: eh:,li
receive q certain fec for 50 doin. and
thai he sha;l. within two months fron.
he timc OF ne marriage return ,l:,
certificate tr the clerks office witA MS
endorsement, thereon gi.'in. the date
.ol tbs marriage. failure "a do which
subjects the clergyman TO :. inc Of nc
loss than iiro dollars nor moro 1han
ten dollars. The law is regarded as
detective, however. as il makes no pro
vision 10 proceed against d2linG,nnt
ministers for lhci" nc"lcc,
II some times happens tina, arthent.
il. Information concernin. a marria"c
is n"' only desirable but necessary. as
The following instance cited By tra
NcrIo!i; Public Ledger Shoes: IN
81" I marr,:i"" license Mas isc,,cl II
Ncriol.i county The same DAY Tho
couple wcrH married BY a pastor in
Norfolk. wlio neglected 10 return il 10
h" clcr! who issued it wirh his en-
d"rsc mort thereon Forty wears there
;ti1el Tho lady became 4 widow and
vas 'n'itln@ 70 4 pension from Tie.
"CEcinmcnt. as her husband had been
III he naval service during tho war.
INC minister who performed The mar
rage was III another city and could
render 70 assistance in establishing
tn" TACT OF tho marriage ana :hc t..v
Witnesses 81 he ceremony We're result
IN" in different parts CT the cnnn1ry
Finally alter mOnth> Of effort Afiid;,-
Wits were secured which satisfied INC
&cTcrnmcnt 4nli,ortics and tho ladv
secured hcr pension. Had tho law
been rs complete as j, Should have.
neer The delinquent minister, would
h:ivc been compelled 10 perform n:s
h':tE and tho record would have on
ah'"h tho lady 70 Obtain tho evidence
mat Sho desired Without di1cultv.''
Our Norfolk ccntomrorary suggests
''I''' INC III" Should no so alnGEGG,l a;
70 provide that the clerl. Of tho couyr
e required 70 notify Tic parties 10
any marriage, w-u2n . license is not
returned iii the limo required ~ law,
mat the clergyman VINO married tler.
has ne.lcc'td his duty. ana provision
made for the Commemorative al
t"v preceding against TIC do!inu,-nt
minister !or tho collection Of tho Hrc
lhat s imposed 'or negligence" Wc
heartily ccncnr il ,t;y snnGcs,on
ministers CT the :$ospc! s1o,:ll hc ex-
a;Enlcs 10 all persons in compliance,
with all laws. IN, experience seems 10
indicate, 'hal ,hey arc moi, and we anus,
i;'re 1hc c'ndi'in"s a'll .,nniy lha
Only remed! which has :. rcmolc prom
isc d ~l'icich"y
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
EAe Coffee Plant. F,.;nI

In the republic OF Colombia there ~
Il tree highly esteemed az 4 shade for
the coffee plant. Il is found also in
tropical Brazil and possesses qualities
That make it peculiarly suited for this
particular use. 1t will live on stony,
poor soil, and 4 tree only eighteen
months Gid Will shade l44 square yards
OF ground. while. when full grown. it
may be fifty feet high and have a
spread Of iifty feet on every side.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
t..
Scotch <sOries

It WAS Late in the AFTERNOON when
the Scotch minister arrived at the
farmhouse The housewife suggested
'l!at perhaps he would Ike a cup OF tea
hef"re engaging; in exercises Ma.
ma said lie. Il aye tax my lea heuie.
when my work is done I'll just lie
Gaun on. lc can hing the pan on ana
leave tie door a.ier, an I'll draw 10 !,
close III the prayer when | hear the
liaam tiZZin
Another woman OF Scotland when
asked If she had understood the ser
mon TO which she lad just been lis
tenine replied Mad I haze The pre-
SumD1icn.:'
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
CIRCUS PERFORMERS.
TO SheM the Circus rs Very Sc
riO0R Affair."

10 vheM the Circus rs Very So
rionS Affair.
| 10 Circus people the circus is Il very
FERROUS thing. When bareback rider
/ s'ips 10 The ground ;li'... Il someisa,nl
OF lofr,- lumber MIS-; the shoulder
IL is his business 10 land on the audi
cnce is all sympathy. as if feeling II,
self how it is 10 la.l before SO many
people. Very little tie performer cape.
for All the vaS, mt,!,ittde. his mini
IS on the superintendent. his PARTICULAR
superintendent. Who is Watching him
At the size OF Tie arena. and who, whe1,
! ne goes off. is sure 10 ask Very uoinIel
~ how his eye happened 10 BE mac
cura'e o. his muscles inlirm. There i
no place III rhe circus for performers
who fail.
Even the clowns look little bil seri
GUS behind tie scenes But nerhanx
mat is only because the blaca lines
lhey paint on their whitened visaues
are always 50 gluM ana solemn. ana
what wilderness OF fun making Deo.
PIE there are in the latter day circus.
the pumpkin. the Loon, the Harlequin
The Grinacer, the Merry Andrew, the
A|SHCS
me Punch, the Motley Fool and finally
me German Broad Face. whose name
IS Paddy burke. One OF the clowns
was sitting on his trunk in the dress
ING room licking Al stick OF black paint
ana rubbing it OH his checks SO as 10
make most funereal expression. The
small boy asked him what Kind OF \
clown he WAS. He said that he was
JUST Funny EriSley." and he cot his
visiting card out OF his trunk. Ii read
~. E'riSkcv, Clown and Comedian.
and il had q heavy gold rim. which
madc it Very imposing. In the four
corners il said Europe and Asia and
Africa and America which showed
that II. t'riskeys fame had reached
the four corners OF the card. lnlyl Won
saw his merry cape!s in the ring YOU
never could believe thar 4 man with
such 4 serious face and such All In
posing visiting card could be either
funny or ft'!sky.-Aletropolitan Maya.
zine.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
BEGGARS' APPEALS.
How the Pro7~aaloualn HaAe Then,
the ruhA1r'n Emotion

Never do panhanollerS make the mis-
rake OF nnpea ling co THO reason. The
emotions Of the crowd only are at
racked There is always Il complete
human story in the pose. What, for in
stance. could be more compelling OF
sympathy than rue spectacle OF the
bent Old grayl1eard patiently and de-
Spalrlnsly as it seemed grinding u
Whee>y old organ which he had tied
into broken down baby carriage? The
suc2eStlveness OF that pcrambula1or
coupled Win the walls OF that organ.
more torlorn Than mortal child ever UT
tered WAS worth dollars a day to the
old fellow. It, was reprehensible art
or course bur art nevertheless. And
rhe artist grew rich. for when in
veS,isntcd ~ the police he was found
10 be the owner Of many houses in Ho-
tokel.
Again. could There be anything more
likely TO excite compassion than the
cr!lss throwing trick 1t was invent
ed b ! German besSar named Lang.
whose French disciple, I-enlaire. prac-
ticed il subsequently. have seen !,
crust ,h.ower operating In Sixth ave
nue. Ike was a se!n-well dressed man
who walked swiftly down through the.
crowds OF shoppers. Suddenly he III
tered Il hnars;. cry ANA darted ont into
the ROADWAY. where. bouncing upon q
crest OF bread which he had thrown.
there rcv.onSlN. ne began gnawin: il
raNrnously. he G;d not wait for SYM
ia Thy. iip walked r:Ipitly AWAY i,ur !,
number Of women who saw The ACT
IA after him and crowded one another
lo- The privilege OF giving him money.
Theodore Waters il Everybody )
Magazine
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
The NAVY NOT OBSOLETE.

II the di&cnSSirn or lhr naval 40,
preparation bill in tho Hcnso Of Rep
rtScnlativcs Wednesday the sta,cmnn,
was made t!la' nos; OF the yassc.; in
nc United States arc obsolete and
practically wcrhlnss. II is difficult 10
IMAGINE wI:rrc such IN idea could
haze originated unless The "cntln.nf,.
VINO cave II expression unduly twisted
hhd exaggerated certain remarks
which: recently have been accredited Z,
naval c%pors
INC statement to which reference is
inadc VAS ihat il WOULD Keep Tie navy
wards Of tho country husly occupiau
hccp!n% tho warShips in commission
"p-t0dat" and efficient Tie rcprcson.
iai'Tr4 ought 10 I,noN. il fhcv ra!.. a
proper amount o! interest in lie navy
thaE The government, yards, hay,. :,,,,;
hfpt busy on This work. and MAT MANY
Ct tho ships which wcn, mo commits
sion shorty after me .,cw navy wa,
ncG'n arc sill efficient and ,,p..o.d ATE.
~ The mranliInC tho gentlemen may,
console themselves with The ,nO,.:f,;
'':ar foreign warGhii,S become nacE
1Emhrrs rs rapidly az these Gy:a. H.,
stars ana Stripes.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
Liberty Halls.

THIS is Liberty hall, and YOU may
smoke i'll the garden" is 4 maxim
which has become typical OF one sort
Of hospitality. Another version has
just been perperrated by member Of
the early rising fraternity.
Il wish said the host every one
to do as he likes in my house"
1t sounded Very friendly. but on 60
ing to lAts bedroom the guest found a
little card stating the times OF meals,
RreaEfast at $50" and In an y. f.
was added. 1T viii be cleared away
8 t $50
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
A WAY OPEN.
Many Newport News Reader Knows
It Well.

There is !, way open 10 couvincc ne
greatest skcptic. Scores OF Newport
News people have maize il possible.
The public statement OF their .:Xper;-
cnce is proof. the like OF which has
never hecn produced before in New
port News. Read this case 81 ii, given
ny 4 citizen:
J. ". Chamberlain. day clerk in 10
tc! Lexington. says: "Wh.:n Il man is
annoyed with pain in tho small OF
the lack and The kidney sccrciions
contain 4 sediment like brick dust. Id
may he certain tina, his Kidneys; r.
Quirc attention. 10 know his is orc
thing but what 10 do under tho cir
,cunstanccs; is often a mystery Nix
advice To anyone aware Di these cuu,-
piicationS is 10 20 TO Aliens Dr,s,:
Store lo; Doan.s Kidney Pills ANA take
q course or the treatment. rWu hOyt,!,
so washed. strengthened and purified
my kidneys that when their action b.
came nnlnal, The hackachr ceased
For sale by all dealers Price soc.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo ~ V, sole
agents for the United States
Remember the name l,nan's and
akc no other.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17

Nr Co,.hla.,'s5 reference - Cl,.vc-
lands twist Il ihc lions tail on ;,r or,
tasiGn q IN" Venezuelan s4uabhla is
IN af"nn'n1 ;.eains, increasing lie
nay I" J. t"asonablc cxtcnr, Is ncor
lG.i''. In v!.w OF IT," fac, mar ia.
i,r"lish contention subsequently was
nnho!,; il seems 10 rs thu, i!1c!!ici,,;
.>:'rr''"ns might retire hat b; ~
hIu'I 10 The limbo CT things lcr&",,cr.
orr '""<ll with Spain later on showed
"AA' mi"h' have happened if Great
ir''ain had been less patient. and III
renS!1rna'icn nf those possibilities it
Is i queer sort Of genius who l;.is ar-
SHmrn IN thai particular incident
AGAINST pr9nnr naval expenditures.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
The Golden SFcAN

The motto OF the Greeks was Moth
ing TOO much
An excess OF courage is brutality.
An excess OF economy is penurious-
An excess Of taste is precocity
An excess Of genueness is timidity
An excess OF confidence is egotism
Who will show US where to draw the
line-Ernest y. Lyon In Everybody's
gaZine.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
-AEKra vAtislK.

Wife-Henry. what makes you III,
such 4 furions temper? Husband Tn
IRVING 70 read a Scotch dialect story
The Plot is fearrully exciting, but "
cant ha,rdle over the language fast
enough to keep up With the hero:-De-
troit Free Press.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
Siueate5Lpeai II,

Miss De Muir Mr. FoSey, am |
younger li.an look. or am ! older:
Mr.. FoAey--All | know abont mat is
thar nobody could possibly be h:,lt ~
young as YOU look o. Chicago Tribune.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
Saves Embarrassing Explanations.

II il be ':uc that the President has
addcG hyptorism 10 his rcpcrtcry. 4
large number or influential men in
Congress viii have > now excuse 10
Offer 'Ecir constituents Baltimore
Sun
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
4. Happy Fair.

Syia-How is it that YOU ana Your
husband agree so well: Mrs. Ray
Well, you see, he has given up his
club. Sylla-.Afi you? Mrs Eay--l
have given up amateur cookery. With
those two destroyers of domestic felici-
~ gone, Why should we not be happy?
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
NoI What He Meant.

Mother Ito her daugh1er,--Wjl you
play That new sonata for the doctor:
Daughtcr-Hut. ma NINA. the doctor
has had so much sorrow lately Doe
tor--Bul. MY dear yuuug lady, Il hear
you play viii not be pleasure i'ie-
SAnde Elatter
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17

Not Needed

DO you favor the whipping post for
wife beaters:"
No" answered the woman wnc mas
been several times married The aat
iron or Tie stove litter is good enough
for me. Washington Star.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17

No employee OF the Daily Press Com
nAhy 1. authorized 10 contract auy OBJ
legation In the name uf ille cOllpa ny,
IN Ia make purchases In the name OF
the EAlne except EDOn orders signed by
tie fGBLISHER OF TIE DAILY
l'KESS.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
S1rHlOr .Niiichcll calls his y

Senator Mitchell calls his prosc,ut.
o'1 ''sco'n;irej;." 'rh:., is nsunlly az
mit1cd when men ,urn States ,yi-
de!'I y, the same time a choice
c"'l"cFinH CT Adjective, is not !. sati..
factory ;''ewcr 10 The senator's IN
documents.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17

Senator Lodge says government,
seed; arc 2 humh,g. Which leads us "a
'n'"r 'h"t there is & fellow feeling bc-
iWcaE The seeds and some ,:is:i., ~.
ca senators
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
Ion Thomas T.. Watson CALL 10

Ion. Thomas T.. Watson calls To-.
u union of The ralitals ot All parties.
S'nposc he should get such :. ct1nnira.
ton lc"cti!c", whar would ne do viii
= Every Individual radical wou!l
have = scnlra," and distinc, plan lcr
saving Ire country ana We simnly
would havc a confusion Morse con,
lnrlIcl
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
aforesaid over This permission vii, 3e
enough 10 make strong men weep
Baltimore American
The Way Of the Water WAGON IS Hard.

The Way Of the Water Wagon is Hard.
John J.. Sullivan must wonder what's
the use. The minute he gets sober
and tries 10 earn ~ homes; Twin. he
strikes q Missouri town where only
Lwo people pay 10 hear his lecture
ana the next thing he is sick il .,cd Or
pneumonia ~ CHICAGO Journal.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
His Eltle.

III it were customary in this country
to confe. titles upon men who 50 in for
literature, what should be?'' asked :,
conceited Journalist Of his editor.
Baron of IDEAS was the tel.Se r..
ply.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
Fi,Iai PIety.

afother--Do you like my new gown,
AIilltcent? ALiliicent aged i've, MIL
conylction)--If there is'a Indy god. YEA
look J ust like her IN those clothes. Life.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-17
Hoo sehold Hint,

lie Fisi'or--i cur cook is perfection
itself. How do YOU manage her! The
Hostess Easily We learn What dishes
she likes Lcst herself ana then We have
those only Pnc.o