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The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23
JlNeLEs AND JEsTs.


Two OpiniOnz.
"Oh, none OF this marrying business for
met
was dearth
OF softness and moonshlne: II vow and
declare
just wouldn't marry the last man on
earthr'
"wen, I would" responded n r.ce.s Kite
maid
Whose pathway was Uttered VITA mas
culine wrecks.
Nor would / accept him for his sake or
mine,
But simply to spite all the rest g my
sex"
pvci,
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

The Hon. Z. Mammalian, X C., G..
NJ. c., solicitor general OF Ceylon, who
arrived not long ago IN the United
States. belongs to what has long been
the chief Hindoo family Of Ceylon; he
has large wealth and has represented
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

war with Spain by entering the army.
lie served under General Shafter at
Santiago and equipped and presented
mountain battery to the government
He has n manly figure. being over six
feet IN height. and married Philadel
phla beauty, Miss Ava Willing.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Oh. hasten with the chunk OF ice
Ere many moments DER II hitl
Some plotting paper will suffice
To carry all that's left Of It,
Washington Star.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Burglar-Lets go TO de shore an rob
de guests at some summer hotel.
His Pal-Aw. what's de use? Let's
wait till September an rob de pro-
prietor.--Puck.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

"Hind words cost nothing"
Exactly. think some folk dis
tribute them freely on that account"
New York Times.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

The lawyer likes TO take a rest.
Like most OF US, and still
The average lawyers happiest
When working with a will.
-Philadelphia Ledger
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Daisy Gushley-Oh, you darlingl I
Just heard of your engagement today.
Cissy Summerglrl - Which one!--
Town and Country.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23
Ky n Asat Youth.

Fate seems TO have figured It out for me
That marry / never can.
For. while the right girl / often have
found.
seem always to be the wrong mani
Brooklyn Life.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

II you would seize an envied place
OF flames most honored shelf.
Devise some brand new way to make
A jackass OF yourself.
Baltimore American.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

See Percy I'm his touring car
Worst cynlc IN the town.
He's never happy now unless
Hes running people down.
Chicago Tribune.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

The summer girl Is In the sea:
She's learning how TO swim again.
The summer man Is there, and she
Has been engaged to him again.
New York Times
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

did he earn large salary with that
company
"No. He didn't earn It. He just
drew Washington Star.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Miss Sllmm-He said had "a first
class figure" didn't he?
Miss Peppery-Not exactly. He said
your figure looked like a 1.-Philadel-
phla Press.
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Notes

W X. Boggs writes that bis school
will be out on December OH He
closes with an exhibition. His aver
age attendance for the last month
has been ninety per cent Of the en-
rollmcnt. That is 6nc for a winter
mouth.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

"Are you Hungary"
Eyes. SIAM"
"Well. come along, I'll Fijl."--Na-
tional Geographic Magazine.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

From trouble there IS no release;
There's turmoil day and night.
As soon as one land looks for peace
Another starts a fight.
Washington Star.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

This is a new shaving soap I'm MS
ing" said the barber. How do you
like III"
Externally" spluttered the victim
Philadelphia Ledger.
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Il admit he's lazy. but he's got the
making Of a good man in him."
Yes. All he needs Is to have some
body kick II out OF him."-Boston Her
aid.
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AIasf


Break. break. break.
on thy cold, gray sands, o seal
But when I've had my vacation down
by thy tide
III be more broke than theel
Brooklyn Life.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Don't blame a man because he's rich
And has lot OF pelf.
For Il you don't watch out belize
You may get rich yourself.
-IudEa.
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four. As his childhood was a stern
and austere one. reading was about
the only amusement he enjoyed. At
fourteen he had already published va
rious poems. essays and tales. He is
now fifty-six. and the list OF his pub
llshed works Is Of considerable length
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23
Jewish Teaching.

Teach your children TO do their duty
az Hebrews In the face Of teachers and
classmates Teach them TO refuse 70
learn anything, to write anything. to
sing anything or take part In anything
which Il perfectly proper for child
processing Christianity and the act Of
a coward and renegade when done by
a Jew. Rabbi A. Lucas. New York.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23
JAdginE by Effects.

my daughter adores her piano"
"From the way the unhappy instru-
ment shrleks and groans I'm afraid
her love is not reclprocated." -Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

He guesses like a hero
By changes undismayed
At anything from zero
To ninety In the shade.
Washington Star.
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The womanly woman holds In her
slender hands the fner destinies Of the
race Let her live within her God Civ
en- limitations. let her be content TO be
her own unadulterated and genuine
self and cease 10 strive after powers
which she does not possess and after
responsibilities which she has neither
the fitness nor the strength to bear,
and she will not want Tor recognition
and honor and lnfuence.-Rev. j. X.
Smith. Presbyterian. Louisville.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Spiritual growth Is not developed so
easily near the perfume OF a flower
garden as among the thorns and the
lacerations. the agonies and the suf-
ferlngs Of a ravlne Of thickets.-Rev.
Dr. Frank De witt Talmage. Presbyte-
rlan. Los Angeles. Cal.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

his race in the legislative council OF
Ceylon. But # Is on his learning and
spiritual insight that his chief claim
20 distinction rests, aud his mission 20
this country Is 10 clear away many Of
the Misunderstanding which exist here
as 10 the religious ideas of India.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23
FOR RENT.

Rooms for rent, well located and
ventilated. Enquire of c. c. Rhodus.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Blessed are the poor" IS true even
In n material sense. Wealth has new
cr been able Ia the long run 90 uphold
and develop the finer and essential
qualities OF man. Under the condi-
lions Ia creates. not 20 speak OF Its
temptations. the physical and moral
hber OF men has always been softened
aud degenerated Poverty holds with
In proper limits the appetites OF the
lower nature; Il produces the neces-
sary element OF resistance, In the over
coming OF which true strength Is de-
veloped. Paul A. Mcneil. Lu-
theran. Washington
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Not quite the same.
Miss Passay-He said was very
sensible for my years, didn't EeY
Miss Cuttng,-No. dear. lie said
you were sensitive about your
years. Philadelphia Press.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

ON the low physical level prayer Is
profitable. but that Is the least that II
brings. Above this Is the spiritual
gain Of prayer. II Is n spiritual ex-
erclse that brings us into communion
with God REV. John G. Hornlng, Re
formed, St Louis.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23
Luck

Luck waits for something to turn up.
Pluck turns up something. Good luck
is woman with her sleeves rolled up
and hard at work. making things 90.
bad luck is woman with her arms
aklmbo. looking for man 10 take care
OF her. Rev. Dr. Madison g. Peters,
Baptist. New York.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23
Mans Forces.

Man generates within himself certain
forces called loosely passions, desires,
volltlons. II the play of these forces
Is volcanic they are vices; II II is reg
ulated aud constant they are virtues
Rev. DIR. Frank Crane. Unitarian,
Worcester. Mass.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1905-11-23

Life Is long enough II lived rightly.
and we need never dread the sunset
when the day Is well spent. Why
should all desire old age and then
gricve when II comcs7 We are not
sad when the harvest II ripe or when
the ship returns from long voyage
with a rich cargo. II we cannot row
the boat or climb the masts we can act
ns pilot. and n we live the simple life.
using fruits and cold water freely and
living up 10 the New Testament stand
ard OF freedom from worry, II win be
flight AT eventide." The October OF
life win be our Indian summer. the
calmest and brightest period The
hoary head IA n crown OF glory II II be
found In the way Of righteousness"
The man who has made good use OF
May and june will come TO his October
IN a good. well rounded Old age-Rev.
DR. Dillon Bronson. Methodist. Brook
line. Mass.
The Great Work For Christians.
The great utterance Of great truths.
and, better. the great living OF great
truths and the humble doing Of daily
duties. Is the great work OF the soldier
Of Jesus Christ There are great truths
that run like rivers through every life
Christ found these truths and uttered
them. SO must we as Christians. Our
lives must be open 10 the truth Of
God and to the needs OF men, and as
faithful messengers we must bring
the truth OF God TO the needs Of men.
We must know the wants and woes OF
men, the problems and dangers Of men.
and apply Gods truth to these. Moth
ing can finally or fully satisfy the soul
Of man except Gods truth OF this
satisfying truth OF God we as Chris
tIans are messengers to the souls Of
men. 1t is our duty to fight the evil,
but II is our privilege to make the good
shine. Let us make II shine so that
men will love II and live II. We are
responsible for the defense of the
truth Of Christ IN the world, but let us
know that we defend II best by living
II and by proclaimlng II. Truth crush
ed to earth will rise again" we say
But II win not. Truth Of Itself is pow
erless to rise or to shine. II is only
as truth Is caught up and made vital
In life that Il has power to bless the
world Let us put on the glrdle Of
truth and wear 1t everywhere.-Rev.
Daniel II. overton, Presbyterian.
Brooklyn
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EOOOTELEGRAPHERS
NEEDED


Annually, TO I'll the new positions created BY
Railroad and Telegraph Companies. We want
YOUNG MEN and LADIES Of good habits 20
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RELIGIOUS THOUGHT.
Gems Cleaned From the Teachings
OF All Denominations.


Men are necessary In national and
church life as bricks are In building
We want human and golden bricks as
we try 20 build the immortal temple OF
Godfrey q. J. Harris, Uniyersallst,
Atlanta
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-06-30

to forget his past. The spring election came in
1893. and Germans name vas never mentioned
among tina democrats. The result was that several
democrats were elected to ONCE In the fall Of the
same year there was another eubernatorial fight.
and although it was limited that German was be-
coming again potent In democratic circles. this
was closely hidden and 30 emphaticslly denied
that John Walter Smith. Of the Eastern Shore. an
organization democrat. was elected Governor. It
was mot long before German plans became public.
In March. 1901, Governor Smith called an extra
session Of the legislature for the purpose of alter
ing the election law-the nrst step Of German
towards returning to the Senate and afterward
remaining there German pledged his solemn
word >of honor that he would send smith 70 the
United States Senate for doing this. the greatest
OF favors. Tor him. How he kept his word is
later told.
Despite the fact that had 1t not been for John
chance of returning to Warrington; despite the
fact that Smith accepted in silence the scathing
denunciation of an angered press for four years
a result of his calling the extra session which
allowed Gorman's return to Warrington; despite
the fact that he had sacrificed himself to serve
German. the latter. who owes verything he now
holds. politically speaking. to Smith, turned on
him and defeated him when Smith made an effort
to go to the United States Senate.
Looking at German. this meek-mannered. mild
faced man. one would not suspect HIM Of the
reign of thuggery and violence with which he has
darkened the political pages Of Marylsnds his
tory. Suavity itself. he breaches now
the practice of quietude. Noise to him is obnox-
ious. He is much interested in Wall Street and
the meanderings of the stock market. Besides.
he is kept busy trying to guard the fences of his
long career. most stupendous job considering
the enemies preparing to rush in where he now
rules with despotic power slave. almost.
to the political wheel which he formed. he patient.
y awaits its turn in the fall election Of Maryland.
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der by corporation-defendant, some in.
dividuals are chargeable with the wrong
and they are presumably the officers in
charge of the corporate business involved.
We deem it of importance to the interests
of the Government, and as Judicial pre-.
cedent, that the principle of individual
responsibility for corporate action should
be insisted on as essential for the enforce
ment of the judicial power in this, the
first important case wherein the remedy
of injunction is enforced by the Govern
ment against railroad company, under
the Interstate Commerce Act. 1t should
be aided that Judson and Harmin dis
claimed desire to accuse Mr.. Morton of
any wrong doing but merely insisted that
Mr.. Morton should be compelled to es-
tablish his innocence before the Court.
x*x
The President is still pursuing his eff
forts to prevent further loss of life in the
War between Russia and Japan. He has
/ sounded both belligerents on the subject
Of an armistice, pending the outcome of
the peace conference and learned that
such could be accomplished only by Rus
sia's asking cessation of hostilities ac-
companied by an avowal of the hope that
the coming meeting of the belligerents
would result in peace. Under no circum-
stances is Japan willing to consider the
subject. Russia on the other hand, is
absolutely unwilling to ask for an armis-
tice or more frankly to express her desire
for peace.
Nv
Under these circumstances the Piesi-
dent appears to have abandoned hope of
an armistice and to have made represen-
tations to both governments, especially
Russia regarding the desirability of fixing
upon the earliest possible date for meet
ing of pleuipotentiaries, in order that the
loss of life in Manchuria, which now
seems unavoidable, may be reduced to a
minimum.
Nv
Secretary Taft has completed his plans
for his personally conducted tour of the
Philippines" and will leave here July I,
and sail for Manila on July 8. The Sec
rotary is counting on converting every
member of Congress who will be men,
Der of his party, to the doctrine of free
trade between the Philippines and the
United States on everything but sugar
and tobacco and reduction of the duties
| on those.
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The HObble OF Satan.
BY ALLEN PAYNE.

i say u1tO tuee again, uemhuu tly soul.
mot yet. little while pray thee. am not
quite ready"
"But thou may as well ere compel thee }"
"But am not quite ready"
"Thou must be ready. Hast thou not been a
faithful follower and servant? Thou hast been SO
in life. Thou must be the same in death. Thou
art one of my subjects. Thou hast obeyed me in
every particular. Thou hast been good soldier.
for no command that 1 hast given thee hast thou
disobeyed. Thou art mine. absolutely mine,
both body and soul. And l say unto thee I
command thy soul.'
"so butts. If. and. aDou, it. Thou mus.
obey the commasa."
Yes. but just tkas once,"-
Nay, its required of thee. Thou canst not
escape. must have mine own. Did'st thou not
steal when / commanded thee?"
Eyes"
"And commit murder?"
mo, not murder"
Thou did'st Thou dishonored thy father and
mother to the gloriAcation of thy MASTER"
Eyes, I did that"
Thou sendest thrm to an early grave. They
were Christians. T GU obeyedest my instruc=
tions to the letter. ldst thou not?"
"Yes, 1 did,"
thee?"
"Yes."
"And lie. and profane- did'st not thy lips pro.
claim it to my honor and gloryT
Eyes, they did, they did,"
"Then. thou art mine, wholly mine. Thou
hast denounced God and the angels. Thou dost
herald the Bible as fake. pure and simple-all
to the glory of thine master and thine SELF ha-
ha-ha. And now require of thee, that which
1 owned in life and which I own in death.
demand thy SOUL"
"But just little"
In front of the entrance to the blouse Of the
Damned" Satan had slight tussle with pro.
claimed soul of his own. But quickly over
powering his subject he opened the gates and
entered therein leading his prey by the arm and
slowly began the descending OF the rocky stair
case to the bottomless pit leaving the gates
behind them, wide open. The soul noticing this
and hoping for way of escape, walked much
faster than his master. causing Satan to quicken
his steps and hobble Bit
II pray thee. master, why do'st thee hobble?"
asked the soul still moving faster and faster.
1.-THE last subject brought in turned upon me
suddenly and before could get firm grip, he
gave a severe kick on the left knee"
But almost before the soul bad time to even
catch the last word of Satans utterance, he was
in the coils of the evil one and was being held
high and way back over the head Of Satan.
There was changing of chains, the slsmming of
the open doors to the bottomless pit, the roar
ing of thousand winds mingled with the
screams OF those In the "House Of the Damned"
twisting and curling OF the seething flames of
the bottomless pit.
"Just a moment.-"
"Too late, replied Satan, too l."
cold sweat upon my brow, my body all in a
culver. found myself half sitting up in bed.
scared beyond all description. And then and
there resolved to change my tactics before 1t is
too late-too late.
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A Bad Scare.

Some day you will get a bad
scare, when You feel pain in your
bowels, and fear appendicitis.
Safety lies in DIR. Kings New Life
Pills, sure cure, for all bowel and
stomach diseases, such as headache,
biliousness, costiveness, etc. Guar
aranteed at Eli t. Reynolds drug
store, only Doc. Try them.
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REDUCED RATES TO BALTIMORE

For the benefit Of those desiring to attend the
International Convention United Society Of Chris
tian Endeavor. at Baltimore. Nd. July to TO- the
Pennsylvania Railroad Company viii sell round
trip tickets to Baltimore. from Harrisburg and
intermediate stations; and from Columbia. Fred
erick, and intermediate stations ON the Northern
Central Railway; from lancaster and intermedisss
stations to Harrisburg; and nom all stations on
the Philadslphia. Baltimore aud Wellington Rail-
roadtsxcept stations south Of Townsend. DELI on
July Z. s. and 6. good forreturn passage until July
ls inclusive. at rate Of single fare for the trip.
plus fifty cents.
Special excursion tickets are on sale every Sat
urday and Sunday from Baltimore to Washington
last train Sunday night. Attending ample oppor-
tunity for delegates to visit the National Capital
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-06-30
No Secret About It.

1t is no secret, that for Cuts,
Burns, Ulcers, Fever Sores, Sore
Eyes, Boils, etc., nothing is so effec-
tive as Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
SIT didn't take long to cure a bad
sore l had, and it is all o. X. for
sore eyes," writes D. L. Gregory,
of Hope, Tex. 25c at Eli T. Rey-
nolds, drug store.
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Marriage Licenses.

Charles M. Dilks and Mrs. Nora
O'Malley, both of Elkton.
M. M. Gully and Carrie M. Beck,
both of Frehchtown.
Albert @. Wilson, of New
York, and Desdemona Boulder, OF
Cecilton.
CoLoRED.-Charles III. Thomas
and Murella Taylor, both of Port
Deposit.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-06-30

What is about to happen to
Linevitch will look very much like
a vindication to General Kuro-
patkin.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-06-30

A number of Chester county
blacksmiths are endeavoring to
organize a Saturday half holiday
movement, to close their shops at
noon on that day throughout the
summer months.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-06-30

was the hoacn SnlpDuild1ng Company which had
aided German to defeat whyte in the senatorial
fight in the counties of Maryland. because
Whyte had stubbornly fought and finally defeat.
ed the first subsidy bill introduced, which would
have been of great benefit to the Reaches.
Under Cleveland the tariff was again brought
forward as an important measure. indeed the
most important Of the administration. Closely
identified with corporations. his position with
them made German protectionist. Therefore, be
was opposed to the tariff reform wing of the de-
mocratic party. the Cleveland wing. His oppo-
sition was carried secretly until 1894. when the
Wilson bill. representing Cleveland's IDEAS was
presented. Then it was that German showed his
hand. The Wilson bill passed the house and came
to the Senate for ratification. German. with Sen.
ator Smith. Of New Jersey. and Brice. of Ohio.
who were known "the senators from Have
meyer" 1.-THE Sugar Trust. so emasculated and
mutliated the tariff reform mea sures Of the bill
that the policy of the administration was thwart-
ed and defeated.
Hardly had he defeated the Wilson bill than the
men who had been fighting him since he endorsed
whyte spread the gospel of antiGormanism
throughout the State. and in 1895 German and his
peculiar commercial democracy were defeated
from one end.of the ticket to the other. Two
years later another smashing fight was made
against Gormanism, and this time republican
legislature was chosen. the first since 1867. Thus
German was ousted from senatorial power, and
1t seemed as though his strength had been per.
mAnently broken. But at no other time In his
career did German show the aptitude and waiting
powers that he then concentrated. He was play.
ing for big stakes. and he knew he would have to
keep out OF the iimelight Of public opinion iol
such length Of time as the voters might require
The Washington times., 1905-07-21
Colonial Beach.

The regular weekend trips OF the
Randall line steamers VIII be made
tomorrow afternoon at 5:45 o'clock and
again Sunday morning at S:45 o'clock.
the new steamer Pocahontas taking the
crowds down tomorrow and the Poca-
h0ntas and AFrowsmith both put in
service for the Sunday trip.
The use OF two steamers to and from
the beach Sunday glVee an assurance
that there will be plenty of room for
all who wish to go Sunday and plenty
of room on the steamers to bring them
home Sunday night
Tickets sold for the Saturday evening
trip are good TO return home for ten
days. but q ticket. good, for the day
only, is sold for the Sunday trip EX-
cursion trips are being made 10 the
beach daily except Monday.
Colonial Beach has never been more
attractive than it is this season. The
bathing Is superb, and the grabbing,
fishing, and boating are the best 10 be
found at any OF the resorts on Chesa-
peake bay or its tributaries, and a
most delightful time can be had even II
the visitor spends but one day at the
resort.