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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-29
HE KNEW ENOUGH.

Mr. James Francis Burke Congressman from the Thirty
second District of Pennsylvania address the graduating
class of a Pittsburg school told the following story:
The president of oceanner taking Journey
when the ship entered dangerous chan
engaged with the pilot who by the
whiskered old segh with all the OF
having spent his the The magnate remarked
suppose you know all the dangerous places IN this chan
mel.
pilot looking straight into the night grufy replied:
Nope
said the nagnate very much surprised Then
why you charge of that Wheel What do you
know
places amt, cooly replied the old
pilot, to satisfaction of the magnate
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-29
PHILANDER AND THE oFFIcE-BoY.

Knox present Pennsylvania
1y engaged in the practice of law in Pittsburs.
One day. says friend, Mr. Knox much put find
his arrival his office that everything that
the of his much low for comfort Sum-
monng his oceboy lad but recently entered his employ the
asked had every such
a cold morning.
Muldoon, sir" the
"Who is Mr.. Mudoon?" asked the
"The anitor, sir
carried off my waste-baket' question
"NIr. Reilly, sir
And who is Mr. Reilly"
HES the the rooms"
Mr. Knox looked steny the boy said Rich
call by their first here We don't mister them
in this office Do you understands
Eyes, sir" And the boy retired
he reappeared and in shri, piping
announced:
There's gentleman that YOU Phlander"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-29
A BROTHERS LAMENT.

I a little brother for short we called m
Such a playful little fellow, sharper than a tack
he d his when we put to bed
and cunning, everybody
We school together, dear little Mac
And learned to work contracts drafted
teachers Murphy his brothers.
They a pair to draw to- you born.
They posted adding taught to subtract,
I that foreign to every civic act
physics they beauts-knew
And up every question-on that you bet your
Mae their favorite pupil they loved him like son,
And his education they spent lot o non;
Ie his best please them ma a nobe show
the above reasons and the spending of dough.
In chemistry they taught many funny things
And the turns golden
day schooling alack, to pass,
Mae, in al experiment, inhaled a gas.
H. BARNES.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-29
HAWAII SHINPO SHA.
General Agents for Hawaii.

THE PIONEER JAPANESE PRINT
ing office. The publisher of Hawah
Shinpo, the only daily Japanese paper
published in the Territory of Hawaii.
C. SHIOZAWA, Proprietor.
Editorial and Printing Ofice-102e
Smith ST.. above King. Phone Main 45.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-29
IN THE SIGN LANGUAGE.

Jacob peddle dem goods said the
parent spens moneys buy dot big damon
look prosperous vat sees: you turns oat
ring wrong ndes. You make crazy,
Jacob go
wrong ader, said the Il don't peddle dat way
my hans Backwards peddles like dis, wild de tace OF
nv hans outside shows de ring like it accident
l tryn Q hide my prosperity.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-29
VIM. G. IRWIN & CO., LTD.
AGENTS FOR THE

Royal Insurance Co., of Liverpool.
England.
Alliance Assurance Co., of London
England.
Scottish Union & National Insurance
Co., of Edinburgh, Scotland.
Fire Association of Philadelphia.
Alliance Insurance Corporation Ltd.
Wilhelma of Magdeburg General In-
surance Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-29
FINE RESIDENCE Fur SALR.

Situated on car Hne IN the most
desirable resident locality Of this city.
The improvements consist Of
cottage, containing parlor, recep-
ton hall, drawing room, large din
ing room, 3 bed chambers. kitchen, pan
try and all modern improvements.
Large grounds improved with many
valuable and rare fruit trees
Servants quarters with stationary
washstands and porcelain bath; large
stable with box stalls.
Size OF lot: 200x300 feet.
Price, very reasonable, much below
it's actual value.
Terms: Easy.
Further particulars upon applic4uSE
]. H. FISHER.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
EspeciaIIy for Women.

Champion, Mich, July 24th.-(Spe-
ciaD-A case Of especial interest to
women is that OF Mrs. A. Wellett, wife
of well known photographer here. 1t
is best given In her own words.
81 could not Sleep my feet were cold
and my limbs cramped," Mrs. Wellett
states. Il had an awful hard pain
across my kidneys. had to get up
three or four times in the night. |
was very nervous and fearfully de.
spondent.
Il had been troubled in this way for
five years when | commenced to use
Dodd's Kidney Pills, and what they
caused to come from my kidneys will
hardly stand description.
BY the time | had finished one box
OF Dodd's Kidney Pills was cured.
Now can sleep well. my limbs do not
cramp. do not get up in the night and
| feel better than l have in years.
owe my health to Dodd's Kidney
Pills"
Women's ills are caused by Dis
eased Kidneys; that's why Dodd's
Kidney Pills always cure them.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28

Unless early and correct treatment Is
applied the patient seldom survives
when once the disease is fastened upon
her. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is the most efficient treat
ment for kidney troubles of women,
and is the only medicine especially
prepared for this purpose.
When . woman is troubled with pain
or weight in loins, backache, frequent.
painful or scalding urination, swelling
Of limbs or feet. swelling under the
eyes, an uneasy, tired feeling in the
region of the kidneys or notices brick
dust sediment in the urine, she should
lose no time in commencing treatment
with Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound, as it may be the means Of
saving her life.
For proof, read what Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound did for Mrs.
Sawyer.
81 cannot express the terrible suffering ]
had to endure. A arrangement OF the female
organs developed nervous prostra alton and q
serious kidney trouble. The doctor attended
me for year, but kept getting worse, until
was unable to do anything, and ! made up
my mind could not live. finally decided
to try Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound as a last resort, and am to-day well
woman. l cannot praise 1t too highly, and !
tell every suffering woman about my case" !"
Mrs. Emma Sawyer, Conyers, Ga.
Mrs. Pinkham gives free advice to
women address in confidence, Lynn,
Mass.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
Burial of senninaton's Dead.

San Diego, CAL. July 24.-They
buried the Bennington's dead yester-
day. -forty-seven of them-in a COM
mon grave. On the crest of the pro-
montory of Iona, high above the SHIN
mering waters of San Diego bay, on
the one side, and within sound OF the
foaming surf of the Pacific on the
other, they were laid to rest in the
peaceful little military burying ground.
Without the crash of drum or the
sound Of brass, without pomp or pa
rade. vet with simple impressiveness
all honor was paid to the Nation S
dead.
Army and navy paid their last trib-
utes no less sincere than the simple
grief of the representatives OF peace.
who made the long journey around or
across the great bay. From Fort Rose
Grams came the One Hundred and Fiji
teenth company, coast heavy artillery;
from the city of San Diego, the naval
reserves; from the Universal Brother
hoods home on Point Iona, COM
pany of khaki-clad representatives, and
from the government chip Fortune
dozen of her sailors. But the most I'M
pressive body of mourners were the ff-
ty-two men from the battered Benning-
ton. Besides these there were hun
dreds of civilians, who, unthoughtful
of the fatiguing journey from the city.
brought their offerings of flowers TO
lay upon the graves.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
Famous Trainer Of Monkeys.

Jacob Cook. for thirty years an at
tendant in Central Park, New York
City. whose death from heat prostra-
tion has just occurred. was one OF
the best known trainers of monkeys in
the world.
He entered the park service as la
borer but 1t was not long before he be-
came attached to the menagerie and
finally became identified exclusively
with the monkey house. He showed
the greatest affection for his pets
there and nursed many through long
illnesses.
The trainers greatest triumphs
were achieved in the education OF
Mister Crowley" and "KittIe Crow
ley" chimpanzees which were world
renowned attractions and did innu-
merable tricks.
Cook was noted among other things
for his peculiar idea of an enjoyable
vacation. 1t was to visit graveyards
and copy inscriptions from tomb
stones. Year after year. accompanied
by his wife. he made pilgrimages to
the cemeteries, not only Of New York
and the suburbs. but far into New
England and invariably returned with
an interesting collection Of epitaphs.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
JUDGES LONG SENTENCE.
HiII Bear Reading Until 1t is Fully
Understood.

The following long sentence. re-
property, is from an address recently
delivered by Judge Peter S. Grosscup
OF Chicago before the Ohio State Bar
Association:
when the deeper judgment OF the
Nation is reached; when the vested in
terests of this country come to see that
their greatest security lies in having
all about them neighboring vested Ia
terests--a proprietorship that reaches
out and out until. carrying reasonable
security, 1t is within the reach of all;
when the men who toll for wages, with
out abating their appreciation of their
present protective agencies. come to
actually wish for an individual share
in the country's property; when the
country wakes up to the consciousness
that benevolepce is not the only thing
that is human. that Just dealing Is not
the only thing that Is human; but that
individual ambition to get on In life Is
human also: that the wish for ca
reer is human; that individual indie
pendence is human: that some share in
the worlds inheritance from nature Is
human; when the spirit that inspired
the pre-emption and homestead laws
peopleizing the domain that fell to our
fathers-revives in us, dealing. as we
have to do. with the larger and more
difficult domain that has fallen to us;
when the public mind and heart have
been lighted up, ways will be found
abundant ways, to infuse into this new
property domain Of the Republic, even
though embodies in corporate form,
the widespread personal interest and
individuality that alone gives to prop
erty Its fullest utility as an agency for
good and alone saves to private prop
erty its place as one OF the republican
institutions of the country
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
Death List is Swelling.

San Diego. Cal, July 23.-The Ben
nington horror, which on Friday
shocked an entire nation by its long
roster of casualties. grew with each
passing hour of the day. Even the
widest early estimates of the terrible
results of the exploding boilers aboard
the gunboat have not been exagger-
ated, and instead of lessening the ex-
tent of the catastrophe. later and com.
pleter details have added to 1t. The
death list may be swelled to the ap-
palling total of four score before the
last word shall have been written and
one of the darkest pages in America
naval history closed.
These figures, which at first glance
appear exaggerated, are made up of
the known dead, the probable victims
among the injured now in the vari-
Gus hospitals, and the total number
missing, and are summarized as fol-
lows:
Dead at morgues, 40.
Dead in the flooded fireroom of the
ill-fated warship. Z.
Injured who may die, 10.
Missing, Is.
Total, 81.
The probable deaths of injured men
are based upon the opinion of DR.. M
II. Foster of the United States ma
rine hospital service in charge of the
medical staff, and the number of miss
ing upon the statement of Commander
Young. The commander believes the
missing men were drowned and that
the waters of the bay will give up this
number of dead.
Those who enlisted from Colorado
whose names are on the list of the
dead are:
Clyde Haagbloom. 25. Leadville.
Robert B. Carr, 18, seaman, Denver.
Richard A. House, 81, seaman, Colo
RADIO Springs.
John McKone, %, fireman, Leadville.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
NO CLASSES IN AMERICA.
Attempt to Import Cheap Labor
Frausht With Great Danger.

The equality that is the ideal of
American politics is not an equality
of possession, character or ability.
Men are not created equal in those
things and no amount of legislation
can make them SO. But every Ameri-
can citizen ought to have, as near as
possible, an equal opportunity to make
the most of what there is in him. for
the benefit Of himself and the nation,
and every American citizen ought to
be equal before the laws.
And yet there are men that claim
that Chinese laborers should be
brought into this country. to do the
work that cannot be done by Ameri-
can citizens. and they would thus es-
tablish permanently in this country a
class Of inferior laborers that are not
on an equality with other residents of
the great Republic.
Such an experiment Is a dangerous
one. and 1t should not be tried.
1t is far better that the fruit of the
California orchards should rot upon
the ground rather than introduce la
borers that are willing to accept
wages that are less than what is nee
essary to support self-respecting
American citizen.
Experience has shown in eastern
states that even the cheapest of Eu-
ropean laborers bring with them the
germs of ambition and self respect.
or quickly acquire them in this at
mosphere of freedom. Even the white
contract laborer that is brought to this
country IN defiance of the law
quickly learns to suit his demands to
the conditions he sees about him and
every attempt to bring up con
tented laboring class on pauper
wages has been a failure.
The claim that the Chinaman will
work for less wages than any Ameri-
can will do is being urged as reason
why reasonable number" should be
admitted to the United States. This
claim is the strongest possible reason
why the present policy Of strict exclu.
sion should be continued.-Pueblo
Chieftain.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
ADMIRAL PAUL JONES
BODY COMES SAILING HOME
Large Fleet Escorts Remains Of Naval
Hero Into Chesapeake Bay.

Norfolk, Va. July 23.-The remains
of Admiral John Paul Jones. recently
found In Paris as the result of search
inspired and conducted under the di
rect charge of Gen. Horace Porter. for
mer United States ambassador to
France. passed in the Virginia Capes
yesterday on the United States cruiser
Brooklyn, under Rear Admiral Sigs-
bee. the Brooklyn having as consort
across the Atlantic from France the
cruisers Galveston, Tacoma and Chat
tanooga.
on this coast the feet was met by
the battleship squadron of the North
Atlantic feet In two divisions, the first
being under the command of Rear Ad-
miral Evans and the second COM
manded by Rear Admiral Davis. The
three squadrons approached the capes
together, the vessels under command
of Rear Admiral Evans leading and
the Davis and Sigsbee squadrons
closely following.
Upon the vessels reaching Cape
Henry, Admiral Evans squadron, COM
posed of the battleship Maine as flag
ship. the battleships Missouri, Ken
tucky and kearsarge, passed into
lower Chesapeake bay at 7:10 o'clock.
Then came the Sigsbee squadron in
the following order:
The flagship Brooklyn, the cruisers
Galveston, Tacoma and Chattanooga.
Following these were the vessels of
Rear Admiral Davis squadron, which
entered the lower bay in this order:
The battleships Alabama, Illinois,
Massachusetts and Iowa.
The Sigsbee and Davis squadrons
proceeded Immediately up Chesapeake
bay, bringing the body of Admiral
Jones toward Annapolis, Maryland, its
last resting place, while the vessels of
Admiral Evans squadron said fare
well to the other fleets and proceeded
to Old Point Comfort, Virginia, en-
route to Lambert's Point.
1t is understood here that In Chesa-
peake bay the body of Admiral Jones
will be transferred from the cruiser
Brooklyn and placed aboard one of
the upper bay lighthouse tenders.
which will bear 1t to Annapolis for
final interment on the United States
naval reservation at that place.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
Wisconsin Tornado.

Racine. Wis. July 24.-With roar
that was heard five miles, tornado
struck the northern rim of Racine
county yesterday. killitg two men and
damaging property and crops to the ex-
tent of 100000. For miles trees can
be seen uprooted and fences down.
AT farm in Thompsonville work
man whose name is not known was
struck and killed Near Union Grove
Adam Hunter. an old farmer. was
nicked up by the storm and his neck
broken. At the Haumerson brick yards
lightning struck a shed and six men
were stunned.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
oKLAHOMA opPoRrUNITlEs

The completion by the Missouri, Kansas 1
Texas Railway of over $50 miles OF railroad In
the Oklahoma Territory opens up rich Agr!-
cultural country Of excellent possibilities. and
gives direct connection between st. Louis,
Hannibal and Kansas City with oklahoma City,
Shawnee, Guthrie, FL Reno, Enid and other
Oklahoma points. Along the new lines are
located new and growing towns Cleveland,
Jennings. Gushing, Agra Fallis. Luther and
Maud, situated right in the district of rich
farming lands. offering the best OF opportunities
for safe and profitable Investments. The field
Is new and the prices of farm lands are low.
Few lines of business are adequately repre-
sented. There are openings OF all sorts-for
mill and manufacturing plants. for small stores
OF all kinds. for banks newspapers and lumber
yards. Mechanics and professional men, both
are in demand. TELL Us WHAT YOU WANT.
how much you have to invest and We will gladly
help you about good opening.
Copies of our pamphlets. Business Chances"
Texas" THE Coming Country" "Sights and
Scenes in Old Mexico etc, are free for the
asking by addressing George Morton. General
Passenger md Ticket Agent. Missouri, Kansas
4 Texas R'y., Box 800. ST. Louis, Mo.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
British Sympathy.

San Diego. Cal, July 23.-From the
british admiralty Office came tele-
gram yesterday. extending sympathy
and laying its floral tribute upon the
bier of the dead sailors. 1t is follows;
London. july 22.-To Vice Consul
r. n. Allen, San Diego: Please ar
range for suitable wreath to be sent
on the occasion of the funeral of the
victims of tie accident to the U. S. S.
Bennington, with sincere sympathy OF
The British navy and admiralty"
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
TEA
Any man can make a raise If he car
get his hands on an umbrella.

Every housekeeper should know
that IL they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because 1t
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains sixteen ounces
one full pound-while all other Cold
Water Starches are put up in three
quarter-pound packages, and the price
Is The same, 10 cents. Then again be-
cause Defiance Starch is free from all
injurious chemicals. II your grocer
tries to sell you twelve-ounce pack
age IL is because he has stock on
hand which he wishes to dispose of be-
fore he puts in Defiance. He knows
that Defiance Starch has printed on
every package in large letters and fig
ures "16 ounces" Demand Defiance
and save much time and money and
the annoyance of the iron sticking. De-
fiance never sticks.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
is YEARS OF TORTURE.
itching and Painful Sores Covered
Head and eody-cured In Week
BY Cuticura.

For fifteen years my scalp and
forehead was one mass OF scabs, and
my body was covered with sores
Words cannot express how / su--ered
from the itching and pain. had CIV
en- up hope when friend told me to
get Cuticura. After bathing with
Cuticura Soap and applying Curti-
cura Ointment for three days, my
head was as clear as ever, and to my
surprise and Joy, one cake Of soap and
one box of ointment made a complete
cure in one week. (signed) H. B.
Franklin. III Washington ST., ALE
gheny, Pa"
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
NAMES BEST DOCTOR
MR.. BAYssON PUBLISHES RESULTS
OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE.
A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic He Now
Rejoices In Perfect Freedom from
Miseries of Allegation.

A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic He Now
ReJoices In Perfect Freedom from
Miseries of mitigation.
Thousands of sufferers know that the
reason why they are irritable and de-
pressed and nervous and sleepless is be-
cause their food does not digest, but how
to get rid of the difficulty is the pnzzling
question.
Good digestion calls for strong diges-
tive organs, and strength comes from
supply of good rich blood. For this
reason Mr.. Baysson took DIR. Williams
Pink Pills for the cure of indigestion.
"They have BENNY best doctor" he
says. ~ was suffering from dyspepsia.
The pains in my stomach after meals
were almost upbearable. My sleep was
very irregular and my complexion was
sallow. AS the result of using eight
boxes of DIR. Williams Pink Pills. about
the merits of which I learned from
friends in France, 1 have escaped all
these troubles, and am able again to take
pleasure in eating"
A very simple story, but if it had not
been for DR.. Williams Pink Pills it
might have been a tragic one. When dis
comfort begins with eating, fills up the
intervals between meals with pain, and
prevents sleep at night, there certainly
cannot be much pleasure i'll living. A
final general breaking down must be
merely question Of time.
Mr.. Joseph Baysson is native OF
Aix-les- Bains, France, but now resides
Mt No. 2439 Larkin street, San Francisco,
Cal. He is one of great number who
can testify to the remarkable efficacy of
DR.. Williams Pink Pills i'll the treatment
of obstinate disorders of the stomach.
If you would get rid of nausea. pain or
burning i'll the stomach, vertigo, ner-
vousness, insomnia, or any of the other
miseries of n dyspeptic, get rid of the
weakness of the digestive organs by the
use of Dr. Williams Pink Pills. They
are sold by druggistseverywhe
Proper diet is, of course, n great aid in
forwarding recovery once begun, and n
little book, "What to Eat and How to
Eat" may be obtained by any one who
makes request for it by writing to the
DR.. Williams Medical Co., Schenectady,
NY. This valuable diet book contains
an important chapter on the simplest
means for the cure Of constipation.
1t is easy to contract cold. but it's
np;a 4
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
WHY DO AMERICANS succEEp7

Why do we lead all the nations of
the earth in prosperity. happiness and
individual contentment?
Why are we, Gs people, regarded AT
an invincible power of impregnable
strength?
And why do we compel the admira-
tion of the whole world-at times
grudgingly given. but given, anyhow?
1t Is because we are free and inde-
endent In the truest meaning of the
lords.
We think eor ourselves, act for our
selves. govern ourselves more than the
people OF any other nation.
We are absolutely self-relinnt, a ma
tionRl trait that renders us indcpend-
ent of all other nations. Independence
is the keynote OF our supremacy.
And this Is the reason why up-to-
date grocers and storekeepers appreci-
ate the fact that Americans of both
sexes have strong wills of their own,
and do not need interested advice.
Every up-to-dnte grocer knows per-
fectly well that for more than quar-
ter OF century Lion Coffee has been
the leading package coffee and well
come drink at the ables OF millions of
American homes.
He knows-and everybody else knows
that 1t has always kept Its old
friends and rteadily made new ones.
Good. reliable, trustworthy grocers
willingly acknowledge this. and all In
dependent housekeepers will insist up
on having Lion Coffee and no other, no
matter what kind of an argument gro-
GERS II obstinate principles may ad-
vance.
Americans want the best. and they
get tie best and purest in Lion Coffee.
The Springfield herald., 1905-07-28
here is Reliei 1or Women,

Mother Gray, a nurse in New York, dis
covered pleasant herb remedy for women's
ills, called AUSTRALIAN-LEAF'. 1t is the
only certain monthly regulator. Cures
Bladder and Urinary troubles. At all Drug
gists or by mail so cts. Sample mailed
FREE. Address, The Mother Gray Co.,
LeRoy, N Y,