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The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

10000 farms OF 100 acres each. situ-
ated in the Uintah Indian Reservation
In Utah. will be open for occupancy
very shortly. Don't You want. to home.
stead one and make yourself n home ?
This land is the best adapted to stock
raising and farming of any land In
Utah Send 20 cents for book and map
telling about the country, how to
homestead and route to get to the land.
THE t'tNTAH COLONY co.
Box 4gS Denver, Colo.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. TRos- RoBDINs,
Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

Smokers find Lewis "Single Binder'
straight DC cigar better quality than most
loo brands. Lewis Factory. Peoria. Ill
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23
increase

Just before the mosquito season
clothes SO they can bite through.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

There are men who finally consent tc
go to work when they can't make a liv-
ing in any other way.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

Many n young mans wealth is due to
his wisdom in selecting father
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

Lots of men who claim to be looking
for Justice Will find themselves behind
the bars If they ever get It,
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23
TEA
Fine tea brings-out con-
versation if anything will; it
compels to a little leisure.


Eternal vigilance Is the price of no
getting found out
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

A woman says cloven breath indi
Gates a cloven hoof.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Hind. bleeding Protruding Piles. Your
druggist will refund money II PAZO OINTMENT
fails TO cure you In 10 IA days. soc.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

One reason why the girls with high
ideals never get married is that they
are too homely.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

The man who is slow to see a joke
believes that he laughs best who
laughs the next day.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

Are you musical?" Nope: go ahead
and play. don't know one note from
another"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces IN
Examination, alays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug
gists refund the money II It falls TO L. W.
Groves signature 10 on each box. 25c.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

Catarrh of the Bladder and Kidney Trouble
absolutely cured by Dr. David Kennedy's fnvorit
Remedy World famous for over 20 years. la bottle
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

1t is easier to applaud than 1t is to
win applause.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

A spinster says that DIVING an old
--r'' 10 caster than living one.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23
TEA

The indulgence in tea is
so very slight, that the pleas
ure escapes attention. unless
one waits a bit.
wriis for or. Knowisdc. Book. A sehinins q
Company. San Francisco.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-23

W. N. U-DENvER--No. 12.-lso5.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
READ AND YOU WILL LEARN

That the leading medical writers and
teachers of all the several schools OF
practice endorse and recommend, in the
strongest terms possible each and every
ingredient entering into the composition
of DR.. Picrcc's Golden Medical Discovery
for the cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia,
catarrh of stomach, oliver complaint"
torpid liver. or biliouSncSs. chronic bowel
affections. and all catarrhal diseases of
whatever region. name or nature. 1t iS
also specific remedy for all such chronic
or long standing cases of catarrhal af1ec-
tions and their resultants. as bronchial,
throat and lung diseases except consump-
tom accompanied with severe coughs. 1t
is not so good for acute colds and coughs,
but for lingering, or chronic cases 1T is
especially ctlicacious in producing per-
feet cures 1t contains Black Cherry bark,
Golden Seal root Bloodroot. Stone root,
Mandrake root and Queens root-all OF
which are highly praised as remedies for
al! the above mentioned affections by such
eminent medical writer's and teachers as
Prof Rartholow, of jefferson Med. Col
lege: Prof Hare. of the Univ. of Pa;
nett Med. College, Chicago: Prof. John
King. NJ. d.. late of Cincinnati: Prof.
John M. Scudder, NJ. d.. late of Cincin-
natl; Prof. edwin NJ. Hale Nj. D., of
Hahnemann Med. College, Chicago, and
scores scores OF others equally eminent In their
tti Stiitpl9 VI
The Golden Medical Discovery is the
only medicine put up for sale through
druggists for like purposes, that has any
such professional Endorsement worth
more than any number OF ordinary testl-
monials. Open publicity. of its formula
on the bottle wrapper is the best possible
guaranty of its merits. A glance at this
published formula will show that Golden
Medical Discovery" contains no poison
Gus or harmful agents and no alcohol
chemically pure, triple retned glycerine
being used instead. Glycerine is entirely
unobjectonable and besides is q most
useful ingredient in the cure of all stom-
ach as we'll as bronchial, throat and lung
affections. There is the highest medical
authority for it's use in all such cases.
The discovery" is concentrated glyc-
eric extract of native, medicinal roots
and is safe and reliable
A booklet of extracts from eminent,
medical authorities, endorsing it's insre-
dents mailed free on request. Addrssl
DR.. Z. V. Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Irvino's Observation-Disclosures.

Like many other men of genius. Sir
Henry Irving had sudden periods Of
Observation-Disclosures which means. says
Mr.. Marshall P. Wilder. the popular
American entertainer and lecturer, in
his book, "'rhe Sunny Side of the
Street" that his mind is for the time
being not only not absent, but. on the
contrary, is entirely present, and work
ing at the rate of an hour a minute.
One day while we We're driving to-
gether he turned to me and said:
Marshall, | have story YOU can
add to your repertoire-a very quaint
one"
Then he went into deep thought, and
We had gone fully block before he
spoke again. Then he said
"And you know
Then we went another block, then
farther; but suddenly he asked:
Now wasn't that droll?"
at certainly was, continues Mr.
Wilder, no matter what it was. But
Sir Henry Still owes me the story. fol
he had told it only to himself.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
DISTRESS AFTER MEALS
Sure Sign That Dr.WiGiams' Pink Pills
Are Needed to Tone UP the
DIGESTIVE OroanS.

Loss of appetite, distress after eating,
Ghortness of breath, II feeling of utter
weakness-these are symptoms that are
familiar to most sufferers from stomach
trouble. Too often the ordinary DOCTORS
treatment serves but to weaken the dis
eased organs.
The new tonic method Of treating dis
orders of this kind does not aim to do the
work of the stomach, does not demand
that the food be pre-digested, but builds
ND the weakened organs, so that they can
do the work that nature intended.
Mrs. L.O. Law, of No. 1924 North street.
Horton, Kansas, says: "ln 1897, while
we were living OH a farm III this neigh
borhood. | became generally debilitated
rs the result of overwork. [ had serious
Indigestion, lost my appetite, suffered
from q sense of suffocation and from OBJ
structiou of the circulation, so that artl-
fetal means had to be used to restore 1T.
After suffering for months without find
ing any relief, l tried a box of DIR. Will
liams' Pink Pills Of which had read in
a newspaper. The first few boxes made
me lots better, and after using the third
box | felt entirely WELL
81 am now in excellent health and am
able not only to take care of my house
but also to assist my husband in q store
which he has lately taken. DIR. Williams
Pink Pills cured me and can recon-
mend them. They are so simple, so
easily taken and so prompt i'll their &C
ton
Remember DR.. Williams Pink Pills do
not act on the bowels. They make new
blood and restore shattered nerves. In
this way they carry health and vigor to
every organ and fiber of the body. They
are sold by all druggists or will be sent,
postpaid, on receipt of price, 80 cents pei
box; six boxes for So so, by the DIR. Viii.
liams Medicine Co., Schenectady, NJ Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Reading.

A professor had been summoned as
an expert witness in case involving
the ownership of tract of coal land.
II will ask you, professor" said the
attorney for the prosecution, eff the
geological formation of this land cor
responds with the published data per-
tanning therefor"
at does, sir" he answered.
"You have thoroughly read up the
geology of the tract in question:"
81 have not"
"You have not?"
NO SIR
81 ask the jury to notice that the wit.
ness fatty contradicts himself. Now,
sir, if you haven't read up the geology
involved in this case, why do you pre-
tend to know anything at all about it?'
because. sir" said the professor,
Gin studying geological formations 1t
is my invariable custom to read
down."
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Lucky,

A story that comes from Ireland re-
lates to the custom among farmers
there Of depositing money in the bank
in the joint names of husband and
wife, so that when one dies the sur.
vivor can draw out the money without
any legal formalities. To a farmer
who recently made application for
money deposited for himself and his
wife, the manager of the bank asked:
"Why Pat, how can this be? 1t is not
much more than year since you came
with an application on the death of
your wife," "Well, your honor" was
the reply, I'm a bit lucky wild VIM
men,"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Parliamentary Mud Flinaine.

The Australian labor members are
distinguishing themselves as parlia-
mentary phrasemakers. Mr.. Prender.
CAST, the member for North Melbourne
and the leader of the Labor party in
the parliament of Victoria, has charac-
terized a colleague, who interjected a
remark while he was speaking, as an
"alcoholized epileptic freak" which is
a distinct contribution to the litera-
ture of legislative scurrility. After
some demur, he withdrew and apollo
gized.-Pall Nal Gazette.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Hook Declined.

President Eliot of Harvard when a
young man ordered bottle of hook
in Boston restaurant, saying as he
did so: Here, waiter, bring me a bot
tie of hocll-hic. haec. hoc." The wait
er, who had been to college, smiled
but never stirred What are you
standing there for?" exclaimed the
professor; "didn't order some hock?
eyes, sir" said the waiter. you or
dered it, but you afterward declined
It,"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
A Section Missino.

to embalm the body of colored man.
The wife of the deceased asked what
the cost would be- He named his usual
charge, to which she quickly replied:
II think that's too much But it is
the regular fee" protested the under
taker. "That may be-" assented the
widow, t'but this amt a regular corpse.
My husband had a wooden leg"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

wasted away in bed for ten weeks.
After being given up, l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. In couple OF
months regained my old health, and
now weigh 1888 pounds. Twelve boxes
did it, and l have been we'll two
years."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-lrilburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Respectable Parents.

Little Prince Edward of Wales, who
is eleven years old, has been studying
English history, and he was being ex-
amined recently on the period of Hen
ry the Seventh. "Who was Prince
Warbeck?" he was asked. "Perlin
Warbecil," replied the prince, was a
pretender. He pretended to be the
son of king, but he wasn't. He was
the son OF respectable parents"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
PATENTS.

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, St Paul, MINI. Peter Brandt.
Chisago, Mimi, poison distributor;
Andrew Gleland, Minneapolis, Mimi,
tanning mill; Andrew Kammerloher,
Minneapolis, Mimi, grain cleaner:
Kistel Osel, St. Paul, Mimi, grain
door for railway cars; William Por-
ten, ST. Paul, Mimi, mold for building
block; Casper Spiess, Norwood, Mimi,
concrete fence post; Ida Thompson,
jamestown, N. D., window kitchen.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Not ON the Steps.

Maria Jane" said a fond mother
the other morning to her daughter.
"did Daniel Jameson kiss you on the
steps last night?"
"No. mamma, he did not"
If the fond parent had said clips" in
stead of "steps," it would have trou-
bled Maria Jane to reply.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Didn't Have to.

"Why don't you go to worlz?" de-
manded the housekeeper. "
well, yer see began the gray
haired Old loafer, Owe got a wife an
three children to support"
"But if you don't work how can you
support"
"As 1 was a-sayin', lady, I've got a
wife an three children to support me"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

For fifteen years
I had kidney trou-
bles, and though l
doctored faithfully.
could not find a
cure. l had heavy
backaches, dizzy
headaches and ter
rible urinary disor-
ders. One day l
collapsed. fell in
sensible on the
sidewalk, and then
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
A Souvenir.

Aunt Jane-Edith, didn't see Mr.,
Sweetser kissing you in the hall last
night?
Edith-Yes; but it was only in re.
membrance of former days.
ga sort of souvenir spoon, suppose
YOU mean"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
Advertisinu Rates.

Col. Righflyer-What are your rates
per column?
Editor of "Swell Society"-For in
sertion or suppression?
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
In His Place.

GLOW is it that you are always in
debt? You should be ashamed of your
SELF
"Come, now, don't be too hard on a
fellow. You would perhaps be in debt
too, if you were in my place"
"What placer"
cable to get credit"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

It isn't until a man swears OF that
he finds out how many fellows want
to treat him.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums reduces IN
asmmation, ansys PAIN wind colic 25c bottle.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

Budding genius is good bit like
thin ice. 1t doesn't always bear.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
A man isn't old enough to marry un- !
til he Is old enough to know better. {

for NIL affections of the throat and }ungs.--WM. ,
O. ENDsLEY. Vauburen. Ind. Feb 10. 1909.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

A practical joker is one who pos
sesses the ability to turn his Jokes into
cash.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

Some people will swipe anything
they can lay their hands on, and yet
they won't take a joke.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
TWENTY-FIVE BUSHELS Of
wheat TO THE ACRE
ga s: :; :; !: !; :: ):

This on land which has cost the farmer moth
ing but the price OF tilling it. tells it's own
story.
The Canadian Government gives a. ,intcly
free to every settler 100 acres OF such lana.
Lands adjoining can be purchased at from 50
to $40 per acre from railroad and other corpor-
ations
Already 175,0oo farmers from the United
States have made their homes in Canada.
For pamphlet ''Twentieth Century Canada
and all Information apply to Supt. of Immigra-
ton, Ottawa, Canada or to following authorized
Canadian Government Agent. NJ MacLach-
lin. Box 116, Watertown, South Daxe.a-
(Mention this paper)
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24

Cold cash makes towards .t us all.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-11-24
WASTED TO A SHADOW.

But Found a Cure After Fifteen
Years Of Suffering.
A. H. Stotts, messenger at the State
Capitol, Columbus, O., says:
Evening journal., 1905-08-15
6ABY's INSTINCT.
Shows He Knew What Food to Stick

Forwarding a photo Of splendidly
handsome and healthy young boy, a
happy mother writes from Ohio town:
"rhe neclosed picture shows my year
old Grape-Nuts boy.
"Since he was 2 years old he has eaten
nothing but Grape-Nuts. He demands
and gets this food three times day.
This may seem rather unusual, but he
does not care for anything else after he
has eaten his Grape-Nuts, which he uses
with milk or cream, and then he is
through with his meal Even on Thanks
giving Day he refused turkey and all the
good things that make mp that great DIM
ner, and ate his dish OF Grape-Nuts and
cream with the best results and none OF
the evils that the other foolish members
of The family experienced.
He is never sick. has beautiful COM
plexion, and is considered very hand
ono boy. May the Postum Company
prosper and long continue 70 furnish
their wholesome foodr Name given by
Postum Co.. Battle Creek. Mich
There's a reason. Read the little book
THE Road to Wellville," in every pkg.
Evening journal., 1905-08-15

|GOI4D-In this city, on August 18th,
1905 Francis Gold. aged 40 years.
Relatives and friends are respectfully
invited to attend his funeral from his
late residence, no. SOB Poplar street,
ON Wednesday morning at 3 O'Clock,
High mass at st Mary's Church. In
terment at Cathedral cemetery.
KANE-In this city. ON the 18th inst.
Annie. widow of the late Dennis
Kane.
Relatives and friends are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral from the
residence OF her daughter Mrs, M. L.
Parsons. No. 1906 Delaware avenue. on
Thursday morning at . o'clock. High
mass at Sacred Heart Chunch. Inter-
ment az Cathedral cemetery.
ILEIM-On August 18th. 1905, zitta
Klein. aged IS years
Relatives and friends OF the family
are invited to attend Che funeral SER
vices at the residence Of George F.
Bctz, New Castle avenue. near VIII
mington, on Wednesday morning.
August 18th. at 8 o'clock. High mass
at Sacred Heart Church at o'clock.
Interment at New Cathedral cemetery.
Suddenly. August IA. 1905.
Robert II. Patton, IN the Bath year
OF his age.
Due notice OF funeral viii be given.
REX-In this city on August IS. 1895, LII
lie infant daughter of William and
Lille Rex. aged months
Relatives and friends are invited to att
tend the funeral services at the residence
Of her parents. $50 vandever avenue. on
Tuesday afternoon. August Is. 1906 ac
2So o'clock. Interment at Rlverview ceme-
terry.
WR1GHT-In Philadelphia. Pa. ON
August 18th, 1905. Wesley T. Wright
aged As years.
Funeral services VIII be, held at
the residence Of his BROTHER Harry r.
Wright. No. 1926 jackson street. this
city. on Tuesday afternoon. August IS
al 2 o'clock. Internent at Wilmington
and Bradywine cemetery. Relatives.j
friends and members of Kensngtor1
Lodge A. +. q A. M. are invited with-1
out further notice.
WATSON-At Hockessin, Del. on Sat-
urday. August 18th, 1905. James. sond
of John and the late Jane Watsonu
aged as years.
Relatives. and friends of the farnilya
are respectfully invited to attend thu
funeral from the residence OF his
brother-in-law. Thomas Williamson,
at Hocxessin, ON Wednesday, August
10th, at IL o'clock a. m. Services at
the house. Interment at New London.
Pa.
lWOLLHERR-In this city, on August
18th. 1905. John f., son of Charles
and Elizabeth Wonherr aged IS
years
Relatives and friends and members of
ST. Anne Holy Name Society are re-
Spectfully invited to attend the funeral
from the residence of his parents No.
1902 Gilpin avenue. on Wednesday
morning at 9 o'clock. High mass at
st. AIMS Church. Internent at. Cattle
dral cemetery.
Evening journal., 1905-08-15
AT sHELLPoT PARK

The farce Family Jars" which IS
being presented at the Aquarama in
Shellpot Park each evening this week,
is one of the best shows of the season.
Conroy and Mack, the comedians, who
appear in the leading roles, are again
making a hit
The vaudeville performances at the
old theatre in the park IN the afternoon
and in the Aquarama at night are
particularly enjoyable, as are also the
concerts by Egans Band of Delaware
in the grove every afternoon and even
ing.
Evening journal., 1905-08-15
LICENSE APPLICATIONS.

NOWCE-f. ALFRED GLEASON the
tenant and occupant of the house sitp-
ated at No. 1 South Franklin street, in the
Tenth ward of the city Of Wilmington.
county OF New Castle and State OF Della
ware, in compliance with tho require
menis of the acts of the General Assembly
IN such case made and provided. do hore-
by give notice that shall apply in writ
ing to the Court of General Sessions OF
the State Of Delaware. in and for New
Castle county, on Monday. the 18TH day
of September. A. D., 1906 being tho next
term Of said court, for a license for said
house as an inn or tavern. for the sale
therein Of Intoxicating liquors IN, less
quantities than one quart. TO be drunk
on the premises; and the following re-
spectacle citizens of said ward. at least
twelve Of whom are substantial freehold
ers Of said ward, recommend the said
application. viz:
James M. Banthem, Norris l. Palmers
Edward Lloyd, August Freemen.
Chas. J. SallowaY Thomas Doherty.
John A. Walsh, John Brown,
Samuel Smith. Richard C. Pietis1
Daniel Ludlaw, Patrick ]. Brown.
Emil Patterson. RobtJ @ ttingham,
Andrew M. Craig, William Pryor
Edmund b. Pyle, David McCullin.
Joseph H. LAWN. Geo. A. Mclaughlin.
Martin r. shannon. John Subell,
Harry d. Weyl. p. NJ. DOgenais.
William S. Newman, Fred King
Charles Thuber, Michael Newell
augl5-St ALFRED GLEASON.
Evening journal., 1905-08-15
LARGE PARTY OF CAMPERS


Special to The Evening Journal
Elkton, Nd. Aug. 15-One hundred
and fifty Hollanders, from Allegheny,
Pa, are camping on the stanton fam
of Harry Price, on the Chesapeake Bay.
Their original commissary supplies in
cluded 100 kegs of beer. $50 chickens
and one hundred tons of ice. and the
chickens were eaten the first day. The
beer however. held out.
The campers are accompanied by
their own brass band and there is
merrfment both day and night.
Evening journal., 1905-08-15
Marydel Camp Ends.

Special to The Evening Journal.
Dover. Aug. 15,-The Marydel
campmeeting ended yesterday. after a
successful meeting. on last Sunday
there were $3.50 paid admissions TO the
grounds. A number of campmeetings
Oh the Peninsula have been abandoned
churches and conferences having leg
islated against them.