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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

The names Of British celebrities are
being given BY the London county eoun-
ell TO municipal steamboats, plying on me
Thames Thirty have been 50 named
Shakespeare. MarIowe. Pepys, Fitz Al
win (irst mayor Of London, Carlyle, and
Caxton being among those rememoere'i-
This was the idea Of John Burns IN
labor member Of Parliament and Il ma.
met with general approval from press an
public.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

Tie Sunday school class had just In
ished singing 4 Want to b an Angel,
and with the Angels Stand" The teach
r.. observing that one little fellow had
not contributed his voice 70 help swell
the sacred refrain. said. Johnny. don'r
you want % Be an ansely'
Yes, ma'am." answered Johnny, but
not Just nov. I'd rather be 4 baseball
pitcher a good deal first"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

Write Allen g Olmsfed, L Roy. n T.. for
free sam rle Of Allen = foot-Esse- IL cures
rrestiu9 hot swollen aching feet Il makes
aew or tight she's easy cerialn cure ior
coru. in CROWNS q ais and tuniole- All drug
rists ell H. Sc Don't accept any substitute
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

At stag" dinner the other evening
an old bachelor gave the following toast
Woman. the morning star Of infancy
the day star Of manhood and the evening
star Of old age Bless our stars-and
may they always - kept a te-ePhonie
I distance"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

"A fool and his money are soon part
ed. you know" said the srinzy man who
had a mania for quotations.
We'll" rej0inei bis good wife. '.fo-
the sake Of having the money % part
with. wouldn't mind being considered
a little foolish
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

HAS your son won any medals at
collegeF'
.No. But be msy get hero medal
in the course Of time He has been
umpirinx their baseball games. =
Washington Star
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

.vh.tf Fell down stairs How uie
II hsppeny' why you see l s,A' N.
- 20 down. and my wife SAID sad es
~ rsrul. Johng And I'm not the "Au
- he dictated to by any woman 81
down ! went"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

People who have consideration are
ike those who get big sSlSries-yoa
hesr about lots OF them, but know
mighty few.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

rfTc Permanently Cured 10 ftsor nervousness
I'LL D amer nrst days u Dr. Ilues Great Serve
Restorrr- send Tor Pre- trial bottle and treatise
Dr. r H Kline, La. al A rc 81 Phstei pik Pa
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

For coughs and colds there Is no better
raedicine than Piso's Cure FOR Consump-
ton Price 3 cents
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

"A short time ago found my oondition
sery serious I had headaches, pains N
the bsck. and frequent dry Spek which
grew ~orSe eserp month tired two rem
edsss before Peruna. and ~as Discouraged
when toos the first dose. but ny courage
soon returned. In seSs than two months
IN, heallh vi IS restored Mrs w. Brick
ner.
The reason OF 80 many failures to
cura csseS similar 10 the above i the
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

Mothers viii fut Ms WILSON'S Sooth1n z
eyrup the best remedy 70 use for thetr children
during the teething period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03
, FEMALE TROUBtE
. MOI RECOGNIZED
. As CATARRh

niz-d as being caused by cstarrh-
CStarrh OF one organ i exactly the
same As catarrh Of any other organ.
What will cure cstarrh Of the head wil
also cure catSrrh Of the pelvic organs
Peruna cures these cases simply Dc.
cause il cures the cstarrh-
If you have estsrrh write At once L
DR.. Hartman, giving full statement
Of your case, and he viii be pleased L
give you his valuable sdvice gratis
Address DR.. Hartman, President o
The Hartman Sani-sriUm. Columbus, .
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

Name something with two heads and
one body. Ans.-A barrel
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-03

fact that disease.
peculiar TO the fe-
male sex are not
commonly recOg-
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
CARROLL TO TRY
BALTIMORE LUCK
Basketball Team Plays West Branch
7. M. C. A There on Saturday
Night-Hot Time Ahead.

Inc carroll Institute will go TO Bal
timore on Saturday evening To pIav the
strong first team representing the West
Branch Y. NJ. G. A. in the latter's GYM
uasium at o'clock
The Baltimore team has been greatly
handicapped by the absence of Two of
rs best players, Fowler and Stevens,
who have been out OF the game FOR the
last two weeks owing to injuries but
the hYe is now intact and will put forth
every enort 70 defeat the local boys
The CAROLS have one of the STRONGEST
teams in the District and notwithstand-
Ing the defeat suffered last Saturday az
Inc hands OF the local y. NJ. G. A, Prof.
Joyce has hopes that his team " III easily
win from the Monumental City five.
IL IS thought that RODey would be
able TO get into the game in time to
play with the Institute, but because Of
his suspension by the A. A. L., pending
the investigation regarding his eligibility
as an amateur. he will not play
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
!. N. c. A. REPLIES
TO A. A. j. LETTER
Chairman Crawford Thinks Dr.. Grant
Too Hasty in Structures Upon
Basketball.

To the Sporting Editor Of The Times:
May ! say a word in regard TO Dr.
Grants article in Tuesdays Times. con-
cerning the rough basketball play in
the Y. NJ. c. A--Carrou game last Sat
urday night
first mention. without comment, the
indelicacy Of DR.. Grants assuming TO
take any cognizance whatever OF the
matter upon newspaper accounts. instead
or waiting for the officials here 10 take
the matter up and. If necessary. report
II 10 him. AS vice president OF the
South Atlantic Association of the A A
L. and OF the District Basketball
League. feel that the Washington au-
thorlties are quite capable at this stage
OF handling the difficulty. AS a matter
OF fact. steps were at once taken by
the managers of the Carroll and y NJ
Q. A teams for its proper handling:
and II il becomes necessary for Dr.
Grants committee to take hold OF it,
there Will be no delay IN reporting It to
him l believe no manager In the Dis
trict League desires his team 10 play
dirty ball. but sometimes the men in
their excitement get beyond the manag-
er. and then. as in this instance. their
conduct becomes subject 10 Investigation
and possible punishment.
The letter Of F. NJ Collins. pub
lished In the same issue. Is misleading.
One would think from its tone that he
was merely a follower Of the game and
interested solely from the standpoint of
an observer Why does he not say that
he is a member OF the Corcoran Cadets
and is simply giving that organizat tom $
version Of the protested game OF Novem-
Der S. as Captain Schlosser frankly gives
the Y. NJ c. A. version or Il? To those
who know, this fact gives Collins let
ter a different appearance: and Il would
not be surprising II the letter. though
signed by Collins. is the creation of Ed
wards. uhe manager Of the Corcorans
Very respectfully.
J. w. CRAWFORD
Chairman Physical Department Commit
tee. Y NJ. q. A.
December I. 1905.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
IIBALL BOWLING :: TROTTlNC SHOOTING
Must Go Somewhere,
Why Not WASHINGTON ?
Universal Protest Against Playing Army-Navy
Game at Princeton Again and Capt.
tai Is Logical Bidder.

The Philadelphia Public Ledger In an
enort to show that the ArmyNavy
football games should be played on
F'rankliE. field. University OF Pennsyl-
vania. makes an argument that IS much
stronger when applied 10 Washington
than TO Philadelphia II says:
That Franklin Field will be the arena
OF the next Army-Navy football game
there is every reason TO believe. The
tressing conditions of Saturday at
Princeton was echoed yesterday by men
connected officially with the athletic af-
fairs OF not only West Point and Anna
polls. but OF Princeton also.
The arrangement ought never 10
have been made" said Il member OF
Prtnceton's faculty. The Army-Navy
game is. no matter how we prefer 10
view ii. function OF society rather
than of sport. In any event. II has
nothing to do with Princeton. with her
glory. her traditions, or her pride No
more has 1t 20 do with the University
Of Pennsylvania.
The conditions or transportation and
accommodation were not worse on Sat
urday than on days when other big
games are played in Osborn Field Geo
graphically, Philadelphia is the logical
pace Tor the annual contest from any
point of view There Is no question OF
rivalry as between Old Penn and Old
Nassau. II is simply a question of play
ing this particular game under the most
advantageous conditions for ali con-
cerned."
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

letics. 10 say nothing Of John O'Day's
Indians and the Marquette League
L1IaeSer says -haShey owed MN Dor
Man OF Many Words" had the goods
on him Draeger found II out and got
his Some cruelty suspicious person
saw the transaction and misconstrued
II into payment for playing baseball.
Wherefore he prays that his suspension
be lifted
Rice admits that he played with an
outlaw basketball team in Washington
five years ago against "A similar team
from Baltimore. but says while the
team was outlawed, ne received no
money. Wherefore he prays that his
suspension be lifted
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
BASKETBALL QUlNT
WANTS CHALLENGES

The Georgetown A. c. will select from
ITS twelve or more candidates one of the
swiftest basketball teams Georgetown
has ever produced at 12O pounds.
II would like TO meet the Alexandria
A. c. for the Championship OF Virginia
Teams can address Rev. Charles Alvin
Smith. Pcck's Chapel. Georgetown, d. c
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

a meeting of the executive committee
Of the Eastern Professional Golfers AS
sociation was held In Manhattan Monday
afternoon. A constitution was drafted
which viii be presented for adoption De
cember Is. The most noteworthy feature
is an advisory board of amateurs who
Of course, cannot vote or hold office
The annual meeting has been fixed for
the first Monday IA June.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

A gentleman who has been actively
associated with the Army-Navy game
said yesterday:
The University (Pennsylvania) did all
that might fairly be expected OF any in
stitution in it's position, yet the dilemma
of the officials OF both the West Point
and Annapolis organizations has not
Deen wholly pleasant. Their mistake In
going TO Princeton lay in not foreseeing
mat they we've asking patrons Of the
game to put themselves to immense in
convenience for reason that WAS
wholly personal with the officials the M
selves On every occasion when the sub
1ect was discussed the university was
careful TO point out the pressure exerted
on II in the matter OF seats. There surely
"as nothing selfish or self-seeking in Its
attitude.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
CHURCH BOWLERS GET
DOWN TO BUSINESS

On Tuesday evening the Sunday
School Bowling League was formally
opened on the Y. NJ. c. A. alleys by the
game between the Mt. Pleasant Con-
gregational and the Foundry NJ. E.
teams.
The CongregationaIs took the first
game by Il large margin. but lost
the second and third Roesch. OF the
winners, rolled high. with Is1. The
fnV h.. f,.Il
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

One Of the oldest happenings CT the
season was the three stymies laid DR..
l. l.. Harlan by Daniel DalZell. both
or Washington, in the fall tournoment
of the Chevy Chase Club. They result
ed in putting out Harlan, who Just af-
terward captured the combined cham
pionship of the District of Columbia
and Maryland from a bigger. stronger
field without difficulty. II IS again In
order TO remark that "goif is the most
uncertain OF games"
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
GOLF.

Now that one firm of ball manufactur-
ers has cut prices sharply. there is
much speculation as 10 the result or
course, the prices prevailing during the
last year or two have paid q large profit
and sooner or later there are bound to
be marked concessions. Whether this
cut VIII prove entering wedge or
a more general movement will be nee
essaIy no one can yet foretell.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
Personal Comment on Men and
Things in the Field of Sports

spring. They will fish and hunt on the
way-a bear hunt in Arkansas being
planned as a side trip
Stanley Robson. vice president of the
81. Louis Nationals. says that he has
offered Edward Hanlon. manager OF the
Brooklyn club 5000 a year and large
percentage of the probable profits of
the club to manage the Cardinals next
season.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
TROTTING.

Rudy Kip, 2:1OH. made a successful
campaign over the half-mile tracks this
season. He started eleven times. win
ming seven first moneys. He won at
Erie. OIL City Rimersburg. Pa. and
Holly, IN. ]. He reduced the Salem
track record Of 2;l0$4. held by Effe
Powers. to 2:10h.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

Cyrus F. Fox. OF Reading, Pa, whose
ability as a race meeting manager is
unquestioned, has been busy man this
fall. Mr.. Fox engineered the meetings
at Roanoke and Lynchburg. Va: Ra-
leigh. n. C, and last week was at
Charlotte. n. C. and all the meetings
were highly successful.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

The 2:10 list continues to grow. Miss
Idaho, 2:09%4. by Nutwood Wilkes is the
latest addition. The performance was
made in the fifth heat OF a winning
race at Les Angeles a couple OF weeks
ago.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

W b. Potts won the last regular
competition AZ the Oakland Golf CIub
Bay Side. from large neId OF connpetI-
tors.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

Pennsylvania railroad marred the
smoothness OF the arrangements. There
were meals at Princeton, but the crowd
could not get to them. When they finally
did get to town, II was SO late that
they had 10 hurry directly to the feed.
and the food prepared was unused
The authorities El charge OF the ar
tangements say they greatly regret the
Pennsyivania's inability 10 handle the
crowd with more speed. II these condi-
lions had not prevailed, there would
nave been no cause for visitors to COM
plain
University OF Pennsylvania authorities
said Yesterday that they have received
no proposals from West Point and An
! napohs 10 have the 1906 Army-Navy
contest played on Franklin field, as has
! been the custom for several seasons
prior 20 this year
Or. j. William White. chairman OF the
! committee on athletics. asserted that the
question of the two national acadernies
resuming relations with Pennsylvania
mas not been brOachez Vice Provost
smith also said that the matter has not
been discussed.
This from the New York Press:
although no officers OF either the
Army or Navy have anything 10 do with
making the arrangements for The an
nual football game between West Point
ana Annapolis. or with determining
where the game shall be played. il s
hkely that their feelings on the subject
VIII have some weight in bringing about
a return to Philadelphia for next years
game. unless * has been specifically
agreed TO go to Princeton for a term OF
three years. 1t was said by some Off
GERS mere tonight that they understood
tnat the agreement had been made
when princeton went to the trouble and
expense of rearranging the grand stands
In order TO accommodate the large
crowd that always attends the service
game.
There Is no disposition among the Off
GERS 10 criticise the Princeton manage
inent- Everything that Princeton could
90 10 make FOR the comfort OF conven-
lence Of those who went from a dis
tance TO see the game was done well
Inc trouble was beyond the reach of
FrincetonianS- The situation was clear
" described by General Thomas II.
Barry tonight
me trouble was not with Princeton -
ne said. Princeton did everything that
was possible. But IL is a small citv
ana II Is not possible for a great many
people 10 go there and stay over night
comfortably as can be done al Phil
adelphia And with a branch from the
main line. the railroad accommodat tfons
are bound 10 be Inadequate to the de-
inanus or such a crowd. The result is
tnat the Journey IL and from the game
must be made in one day and with in
eVltaple delay and Inconvenience
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

J. S. Johnson & Son. of Pulaski. Pa,
have in training a very promising pac-
ing mare that with less than five
weeks work stepped the Pulaski Pa
track In 2:24. half in 1:09 with the last
quarter in 321z seconds. She was sired
by Hal b, jr. 2:2211. She will be raced
in 1906 Hal b, jr.. Is owned by Nc
Creary and Aiken. OF Hillsville, Pa.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

y. w. Bowen. OF Delphi. Ind. saw A
Penn. 2;0Sa4. step the last quarter OF a
mile in his Lexington race in 0:30 1-5. and
concluded that he would do to race In
his class next year He purchased him
gone higher. as he considers Penn d
great horse for next seasons Grand Cir
cult.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
Changes in Rules.
Want Drafting Rules Changed.

The Eastern League meeting will be
held in New York for several reasons. &"
said President Taylor. chief among
them being the fact that the National
Association of Baseball Leagues viii be
there on the following Wednesday. and
we desire to be on the ground That
association expects a big gathering of
minor magnates from all over the coun-
Try. whose sole purpose will be TO OBJ
tain some relief from the existing draft
ing rules They also expect that the
National and American leagues will
nave representatives there. and the
nope is expressed that both sides will
get together and adoDt some satisfac-
tory arrangement In regard u the
drafting and buying OF players The
present manner of drafting Is. and al
ways has been. obnoxious 10 minor
club owners This time thev expect
that something will be ACCOMPLISHED
which will be satisfactory all around.
Interesting Developments Ahead.
With these three meetings on at the
same time there is bound 10 be some
interesting news
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

Lou Criger and Jesse Tannehill, of the
Boston Americans. and Tom Doran,
OF the Detroits, viii make a trip from
Cincinnati to New Orleans in a house
boat, reaching New Orleans early in the
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

1t Is now expected that the old own
ers OF the Boston Club will hold the
franchise for another year That means
that Fred Tenny will continue as man
ager Of the Beaneaters.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
CAUSE
TROUBLE TO GROW
Suspensions in Basketball
May Lead Elsewhere.

There are apt to be some important
developments in the amateur athletic
situation in Washington as a result OF
the charges and countercharges against
members Of the Corcoran Cadets, Co
lumbia Athletic Club, and Carroll In
stitute basketball teams.
suspensions on the ground of pro-
Iesslonalism or playing with profess
slonals are coming thick and fast, and
II this policy Is carried to its logical
conclusion ii is hard to see where the
thing viii end 1t has been known all
aIonS that there was the greatest lax
lly IN washington in the matter of
accepting as pure amateurs men who
mad played with professionals. and the
cdnker mad reached so deeply into the
sports OF the city that it was earnestly
desired, not only by the local athletic
enthusiasts, but by the Amateur Ath-
ietic Union officials, to let bygones be
Dygones- Now the whole subject has
Deen brought ~intO the Iimeiight. and
the situation is decidedly critical as
What mas taken place in basketball may
also De seen in baseball and track
sports, and before ali is over there
Will be few Of the present registered
men whose standing as amateurs will
not be jeopardiZed
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
BASEBALL.

Pitcher Jack Taylor. of the ST. Louis
Cardinals. tells why the Cardinals are
not a first-class team. He says: Why.
when | look over our Sunday crowds
and think of the brand OF ball we have
served TO our patrons, / feel that every
man in the club. from manager to sub
stitute, ought to get a move on himself
And they can't set too fast pace for
me next near. I'll pitch pennant ball
If the team behind me will play up to
that standard and II all of the 1906
gang had shown the proper spirit We
would have been higher in the percent
age table
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

Says the Philadelphia North American:
So far as the Princeton end was con-
cerned. the hopeless congestion on the
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
Defense of Corcorans.

Handiboe was accused Of playing pro-
fessiona! baseball in the Three-I League
HIS answer is that he did try 90 get d
job in the league. but did not make
good He admits he received transporta-
ton and had his hotel bills paid during
his abOrtive effort 10 break into fast
company. but denies that he received a
cent Of salary. Therefore he prays that
his suspension be lifted
Draeger was accused Of taking money
from Rob Roy Mackey for playing base
ball with the hurry-up team with which
Mac<ey was wont to challenge anything
from the Fifth Presbyterian Sunday
school team to the Philadelphia Ath-
The Washington times., 1905-12-07
Capital League Disintegrarion.

The Corcoran Cadets have with
drawn from the Capital Basketball
League because Of the action Of the
league in throwing a game 90 the
Y. NJ. c. 4. on a technicality, and also
largely because they think there WAS
spite work in the charges against
tIandiboe, Draeger, and Rice, who have
been suspended by the A a L. pend
ing an Investigation by Dr. William
Grant, OF Baltimore, chairman Of the
registration committee of the S A a
The Ordway Rifles have followed the
CorcOranS, and the {. A g is prepar-
ing 70 do likewise. This will actfca /
~ put the present league out Of busI-
ness, and neceSSitate a new organiza-
ton at its meeting tonight
ms dlsIntegratiOn of the Capital CITY
league IS source Of great regret as
II had the strongest teams I'm the Dis
trlct. and brought together the CAROLS
I. NJ 9. A, and military teams There
was intense rivalry last season between
the league OF militia quints and that of
civilians, and when they were CONSOLE
dated there was every prospect that
the season would be highly profitable
and interesting, bat IL seems now that
all bets are of, as the three resigna-
uons VIII be handed in at the league
meeting tonight
Capt. +. G. Edwards, Of the Corcoran
cadets, Is the Washington member OF
the registration committee OF the s. A
4, and thinks HandibOe. Draeger. and
Klce VIII be able 10 put up a satisfac-
tory uefense 70 the action looking 70
their permanent suspension.
The Washington times., 1905-12-07

Theodore Breitenstein has signed with
New Orleans for next season. Despite
his good showing in the Southern
League this year, no major league club
cared 70 draft him.