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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-05-31
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Handsome pair carriage horses full medium size. color black, and year old. M. B. Houghton.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-05-31
IRON SALES FOR BALE.

FIRE PROOF. burglar proof, time lock eafes second hand and new in stock; sell or exchange for any kind. Phone 129. Base
 ment Moses Bldg. c. J. Thrasher. If
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-05-31
wANTED-MAI.E HELP.

IF YOU ARE looking for a position, call on me at once: a good opportunity for a gentleman or lady. Apply to P. NJ. Higgins, Room 16, Glenmore Hotel.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-05-31

WANTED-Men and boys to learn plumb ing trade; we can not supply demand for graduates; s4.b0 to $5 per day; eight weeks completes course; earn while learning. Ad- dress for catalogue. Coyne Bros. Co. Plumb ing Schools. Cincinnati. O., St. Louis. Mo. Employment guaranteed or money refunded.
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Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
GARNERED PLEASANTRIES

First Insurance Financier (after tes-
tifying, nervously)-How did L acquit
myself? Second Insurance Financier
(fiercely)-There was no jury!-Puck.
What is your idea Of true patriot?"
"A true patriot" answerer Senator
Sorghum, "is a man whose country re-
wards his services with a statue instead
of bank account. Washington Star.
Two men were talking about neigh
Dor who was noted for his "nearness,"
when one exclaimed: why, he so all
fired stingy that he won't laugh at
joke unless it's at somebody else's ex-
pense"-Brooklyn Life.
Visitor Ito farmers boy in the field)-
Digging potatoes. eh? Farmers Boy
Yep. Visitor-And what do you get for
digging potatoes? Farmers Boy
Nawthin'. But I git somethin' fer not
diggin' 'em. Visitor-1ndeed? What
would you get for not digging them9
Farmers Boy--Licked!- Judge.
"Farsytes wedding took place today"
remarked Popley and no one can sey
it was a hasty wedding" Made his
preparations for it deliberately, eh?"
asked Jigsby. II should say! Why,
he's prepared for everything. He eveu
asked me what was a good remedy for
cholera infantum. m."-Philadelphia Press.
Father-Aren't you ashamed of your
self, Frank? You're old enough to
know better! Child-Well, if you hadn't
got married early 1 wouldn't have beer
so ld.-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
II never see Throggins doing any
thing. What's his occupation?" His
occupation? He has second cousin
that's the president of a big life in
surance pany."-Chicago Tribune.
What do you think of this project of
chloroforming all the useless members
of society?" Nothing, except that 1t
will do away with an age limit. BAL
timore American.
Judge-Were you present when the
trouble started between the man and
his wife? Witness-Yessir. 1 was at
DER weddin,' eff dat's whut yo' means,
Bulletin.
Four-year-old Sarah had two uncles
diving out of town. who were about to
be married. 80 you are going to your
uncles' wedding, dear. And where will
they be married?" asked an interested
friend of the family. lone is going to
be married in Washington" answered
the child, land the other in January"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
THE HERALD,S NEW RECORD

In its issue of yesterday The Herald established a
advertising record-one which has reached in
many years of it's history certainly within last
four years.
Yesterdays Sunday Herald contained ONE HUN
DRIED AND FORTY COLUMNS of legitimate CONNER
cia advertisements taxing the ordinary capacity
paper to hold them.
Better still these advertisements represented the
leading commercial firms individuals and companies of
Los Angeles-department stores clothing houses, mi-
merry cloak and shoe houses all varied business
interests of this great city. And there special
occasion call forth these splendid advertisements
just the ordinary of fall business the determina
ton of Los Angeles merchants to The Herad's
Tmns, from which they get results.
The Herald also had banner week in the increase of
its circulation thousand new names being
added to its subscription lists during the past seven
days.
In short, The Herald has never before prospered as
it is prosperng now before gave it's readers so
complete and interesting newspaper before so
systematized and perfected it's business and never
has it received many compliments such abundant
patronage. The Herald is in the ascendant and
will emphasize position and influence as THE HOME
NEWSPAPER OF LOS ANGELES.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
PERSONAL

Brig. Gen. Frederick Funston arrived
in Los Angeles yesterday from San
Diego, where he has been visiting
friends. He will go north to San Fran
cisco today General Funston is ac-
companied by Burton j. Mitchell a
staff officer. Both took apartments at
the Van Nuys.
George H. Squires, prominent Chi
cago business man, is registered at
the Van Nuys.
Walter Horton Smith and family,
consisting of wife and two children, is
a recent arrival in the city from To-
ronto, Ontario. Mr.. Horton expects to
spend most of the winter in Southern
California. Apartments have been
taken at the Westminster.
Captain 4. Ross of the United States
army, stationed at Washington, d. c.,
arrived in Los Angeles yesterday. He
was accompanied by H. T. Mayo, also
an officer in the army. They registered
at the Lankershim.
o. j. Bryan, wealthy groceryman
of New York, is registered at the Van
Nuys Broadway hotel
w. L. Brown, a leading merchant Of
Boston, Mass, was among the guests
who registered at the Van Nuys Broad
way hotel yesterday.
w. l., Edwards, Earle Freeman and
Joseph E. Wadham are prominent San
Diego residents who registered at the
Angelus yesterday.
Charles Regany of Australia regis
tered at the Angelus yesterday. He is
accompanied by his wife.
Frederick Strauss, a well known New
York clothing merchant, is spending a
few days sightseeing in Los Angeles
He is a guest at the Angelus.
w. A. Pritrhard is a recent arrival
at the Angelus from San Francisco.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
AN ANTI-CUPID CLUB
Maidens Agree Not to
Marry or Be Given In
Marriade

Special to The Herald.
CHICAGO, Oct. 29.-Twenty-seven of
Irving Parks maidens, after many
weeks of secret planning, have organ
lied an Anti-Cupid club. The have
agreed not to marry or to be given in
marriage. All love is barred. Flirta-
tions of all descriptions are forbidden.
Reference was made at the organiza-
ton meeting to President Roosevelt and
his views on race suicide. One member
proposed that Mr.. Roosevelt be made
an honorary member, but this motion
was lost in a unanimous may"
Dire things are to follow all cases
of apostasy. The initiation ceremonies
are of a weird nature. Backsliders will
be dealt with in a "very peculiar way,
the preamble to the bylaws declares.
The members declare that marriage is
a check to independence and ambition,
and it is more than deadly to strong
and enduring friendships. When you
ere married you are friend to no one
you are a slave"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
THESE LIVE AGENTS SELL
THE HERALD
IN THE CITY.

HOTEL VAN NUYS BROADWAY news
stand, 416 South Broadway.
HOTEL NATICN news standS ITO West
First.
HOTEL HoLLENBECK news stand,
Second and Spring.
u. F. GARDNER, 3O5 South Spring.
HOTEL ANGELUS news stand, corner
HOTEL WESTMINSTER news stand,
corner Fourth and Main.
HOTEL koMS HGSsdAN 51s South 4sI s1@fh sprinx "in
RAMONA BOOK COMPANY 2O5 West
IT. n w. COLLINS, oss South Main.
T. RAWAK, Hotel Lankershim news
stand, corner Seventh and Broadway.
NEW ERA BOOK COMPANY, 651 South
HOLMES ooK Book COMPANY. 441 South
HOTEL NADEAU news stand, corner
OLIVER e HAINEs, 1os South Spring.
HOTEL VAN NUYS news stand. Fourth
IT! Eu E. MOORE, 1922 Pasadena avenue.
III. SIOLINO, corner Seventh and HiIL
FREEMAN LISCOMBE COMPANY, Six
teenth and Main.
MIR. HARMON, 194 North Daily.
MRS. KORBELL, 1858 East First.
HOLMES BOOK COMPANY. 257 South
M. A. REM, e1s East Fifth.
Ne
G. WETHERILL, PAS South Main.
II. AMOS, 514 West Seventh.
10. JOPE, $40 West Seventh.
G., SAKELARES. 515 North Main.
JACOB MORTENSEN. 312 North Main
HENRY PORATH, 623 Central avenue
A. s. RALPH. 117 Commercial.
w. l.. SHOCKLEY, 151 North Main.
MAX ROTH CIGAR CO., 100 South Mails
j. II. ALLEN, 1O46 East First.
LADD & STORY. 2133 East First.
G. TATE, $500 East Fourth.
SU PHELPS, 172S East Seventh.
A. METZGER. $40 East Ninth.
MIR. CUTBUSH. corner East First anG
Utah.
r. DEHMLOw, 2502 West PicO.
NORFOLK STOVE CO., 1858 West Plc0
A. ELMSTEAD, 2O2O South Main.
III. STRICFkLIN, 2O53 Santa Fe avenue
III. g. ABLE, 624 East Fifth.
A. M. DUFF, Twenty-first street and
Maple avenue.
j. X. DUKE, 2O20 Central avenue.
DAVIS & SATCHELL, 1O5 North Boyle
avenue.
T. j. HOUSE, 2OO1 East Main.
,. VALDEZ, 1920 East MaiM.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
CONSTITUTION FOR NORWAY
Storthing Holds Late Session Discuss.
ing Matter-Continuatio as
Monarchy Urged
By Associated PreRs.

BY Associated Press.
CHRISTIANIA, Oct. 29-The storth-
ing sat until a late hour Saturday night
discussing a constitution. M. Honow,
the radical leader, on behalf of the
republicans, declared that the govern
ment proposal for a plebiscite would
diminish the respect held for the storth-
ing's governmental responsibility. For
eign Minister Loevland said a repub-
ltcan constitution would be intrinsically
as valuable as monarchial constitu-
tion, but he pointed out that Norway
being a well established constitutional
monarchy, generations of labor would
be necessary to work out republican
institutions.
A continuation as monarchy, he
added, would be the logical result Of
the policy of June (when the storth-
ing dissolved the union between Sweden
and Norway, and that otherwise Nor
ways international position would be
hazardous
Minister of Commerce Arctander said
the government would resign If this
policy was defeated.
Among those selected for ministerial
posts abroad is II. c. Hauge, former
secretary of legation for Norway and
Sweden at Washington. The foreign
office is pushing it's work of organizing
consular service.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
THE BROWN MANS BURDEN

AS result of the with Russia the island king.
dom OF Japan now has national debt of billions Of
dollars The principal Of national seldom is wor.
red about because 1t always be refunded but the
interest must be paid year by year when it is re-
membered that the interest charges the of Nip
pom are now $7500O0OO annually it will seen that the
brown mans burden is going to be pretty to bear
However, holders of Japanese securities need have
no fear as to their investments That country now on
the eve of the greatest period Of money making and e
poation in its history The gives Japan the ex-
ploitation of Korea almost exclusively and larger in
terest in Manchuria than any other nation The mkado
very wisely concluded the the logical time japan
had won more than she had begun to fight for terri
toraly she richer and prestige she had gained
immeasurably. Only indemnity remained and she
will early make up in peace more than she demanded
along that line
Ceasing to battle before she was exhausted japan
had reserve force to fall back upon Her own people
the common people-had not yet been pinched by the
conflict Quick recovery and vigorous progress in
sure her financial responsibility.
Besides the debt is not appalling one. France
easily raised indemnity of 81 900 600 which Ger
levied with the idea of crushing after she
soundly beaten, too. England declared ruined
when her debt to e5O0OO0OO, and when later
became 9140,O00,0OO, the assertion that it could
be paid. Now it is $4,000 OO0 900. and England
isn't bit worried. At the close of the civil war the
United States paid interest charges of $3.50 per
annum-twice those of Japan-and had only 100000
inhabitants against the Al 100000 Japan Yet by 1880
the United States had reduced this interest charge by
onehaf, and now it is only $24OOOOOO.
Japan has burden, of course. But it will be paid,
and the nation will never feel the weight of it.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
ANGELENOS IN THE EAST
Residents of This City and Vicinity
Registered at New York
Hotels

Special to The Her aid
NEW YORK, Oct. 29.-Mrs. ]. W.
Hughs and Miss Bot of Pasadena are
at Hotel Astor.
Los Angeles people arriving here in
the last few days include Mr.. and Mrs.
G.. w. Cochran and Miss Plimpton, who
are staying at the Park Avenue; Mr.,
and Mrs. ]. P. Durham, at the Earling-
ton: Mr.. and Mrs. H. T. Prince, at the
Empire; Mr.. and Mrs. Marlin, at the
Grand, and Mr.. and Mrs. B. A. Wood
ford, at the Broadway Central.
Mrs. r. A. Amphlette was guest at
the Martha Washington prior to er1
barking for Europe.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

More bank consolidation is in the air This time it
is among the savings banks There is no question that
big strong banks are valuable to city than are
small ones, even though there may be plenty of the
latter to for its business needs Big banks can
handle big deals; they inspire confidence and are in
themselves guarantees against depression.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
October so i'm the Worlds History

69-Cremona Italy,
bridge between
Winchester (bad Beaufort) the duke Gloucester
field
1632Hnr de Monmorency admiral of beheaded for
distinguished himself his
miral at the of 49,
5000 killed
national convention of the
Girondists convicted death.
the
lish
1S22-urbde dissolved the Mexican
Bismarck
10 years imprisonment
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
Pi-LincS and Pick-UpS
LlttlA Gar

Tremble, tremble, little czar,
How we pity what you are!
Up above the world so high,
Revolution seems so nigh!
When your lurid sun is set,
Is it only yours you'll get?
AS the bombs burst in the air,
Is it true-at last you care?
I am but an humble man,
But exist in peace, I can;
All, but on your throne bizarre,
Tremble, tremble, little czar!
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Nebraska unveiled monument to J. Sterling Nor
ton yesterday. But enduring marble will not per-
petuae his fame will the thousands of whose
shade has transformed the western praries from
baked plains to groves of cool delight. The real me-
MORALS to the founder of Arbor day grow with each
passing year in beauty and grateful utility and
bronze granite honor him half much
fngly do the monarchs of the forests his support
created.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30


tual' comes in-in the family.
A New York man had three wives, all
living in the same fiat building, and all
unknown to one another. New York
never was neighborly.
It is usually the old hen that can boast
of an exclusive set"
Plumes-Peaches is a light eater.
Prunes-Must have gas on his stomach.
However, the soap makers cake is
never all dough.
Russell Sage has coughed up $4,000 for
a school in Sag Harbor, N. Y Will that
school dare to give vacations?
Joseph Ramsey says he will continue
to fight the Wabash railroad. Yes; that's
what the bull said before the locomotive
hit him.
Orange-How did the poet say he got
even with the gas company?
Lemon-Made his meter defective.
Carlisle has an Indian football player
named Observation-Disclosures" Something
in that names all right!
How did the insurance companies ever
get by Tom Plat?
John Mitchell says he sees no reason
for a coal strike What has reason to do
with twill that prevent it?
1t will take the czar FIVE years to weed
out the Russian navy. He's a quick
worker, considering his task.
Palm-He gave his address as a lumber
yard.
Pine-Yes; that's where he boards"
McCurdy says the life insurance COM
panies are engaged in missionary work
Their motto must be: Let us prey"
Percival Lowell of Flagstaff, Ariz., has
one has the nerve to take one of the
Panama canal, however.
Marie Corelli has a double chin. Con-
sidering the amount of talk she hands
have become worn out long ago.
A Boston paper says that alfred Aus
tins poems are getting worse" We en-
phatically deny it.
A Denver woman got a divorce from
her husband on the ground that he had
not told her the truth since they were
She would probably have had
better grounds for the divorce if he had
told her the truth.
The auto racers take their lives in
their hands. Other autoists merely
take lives
A Chicago man has forged a Chink
wash check. What q waste of genius!
Sonnets to Sweetheart-II
Was it but yesterday-one brief suns
round
That you and 1 pledged troth? And
all before,
AS strangers. friends, we were-and
nothing more?
Does dark, and dawn, and dark again,
but bound
The little while since heaven was opened
found
BY me within your eyes, whose un-
guessed lore
1 read in that sweet yes? I faith
the shore
Of time is nearer than we wot! For by
the sound
OF one small word is blidged the broad
abyss
Twixt then-a world of doubt and hope
and fear
And nova paradise of certainty!
But yesterday! Life held then naught |
of this,
Zen guessed for anyone-much less, o
dear
For me! Who thought, day ago
for me! W H. c.
Points in Millinery
The tilt of the hat with the very high |
trimming on the left side, and the |
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

If the estimated cost of the Panama canal digging is
$5O0OOOOO and If $1OOOOOOO is spent before ton of
earth is moved how much will the canal (under
Republican controD before it is done? Figure it out
for yourself.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

But whether acceptable not, the offer of capital
lists to finance and construct the Owens river water
project for the of the 1t may shows
what keen business think of the big deal. And to
think that the "yellowhammer" knocked it!
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Denver baby of eight months has developed into
fine acrobat Only shows that in that chill and rarifed
town you be up and doing early life to get any
start all
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The arrival at San Pedro of vessel whose crew was
frostbtten only emphasize the fact that the
strange action is unknown here that no one knows
how to treat it.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The w. c. T. u, declaring that Roosevelt is able
after making peace between Russia and Japan wants
him to tackle the demon next. That would test
Teddy'5 capabilities
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Not all heroes made at the cannon's mouth Lay
laurel wreath the grave of brave Arthur Connel
who did his duty after being fatally scalded and then
died as bravey he had lived There was a mani
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Eugene Schmitz Friscos labor" candidate for
mayor has insured his defeat and has committed po
litical harikari He has for the Sixth wards mis-
representative to speak in his behalf.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The president took part in the usual navy toast
Saturday night and drank to Our Wives and Sweet
hearts" Wonder if he also added the usual naval eau
tom May they never meet?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Jimmy Britt the recently defeated pugilist offers to
fight his conQueror another battle for 3Ocent purse Is
that about Britts estimate of his own value now?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

couple named Lager have been separated in Chi.
cago by the deadly mince pie-"like mother used to
make" They should swallow their name and make up
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
HERALD'S PATTERNS

Different patterns every day. Up-tO-
date styles.
Special Notice-Thcse patterns can he
delivered by mail within three days
after the order is received by The
Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

So many tourists coming this way that the mails
are seriously delayed We welcome the tourists but it
does seem as if some to bring both them and the
mails through on time ought to be devised.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The Dustless Roads company is inconsistent in de.
manding that California communities shall "doYn with
the dust" for the use of their alleged patent.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Two divisions of the Japanese army are to form the
permanent Korean garrison. Korea seems in for dose
of benevolent assimilation" just about now
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The new fashionable complexion is Japan-tint If
can't acquire natural tint nearest drug shop
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The latest Shaw play, Mrs Warrens Confession"
has been forbidden production in New York city II
must be wicked if New York can't stand it,
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Hotel men say that the winter population of Los
Angeles will $4,000 to 100000 above that of normal
times. Whew! WhereII we put 'em all?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

man sidestepped auto yesterday and was al
most stripped Moral: Stand still and be slain
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

By all means restore El Canine Real. And in the
restoration that the old is retained that is
one of its chief charms
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

1t is difficult to believe the story but Chicago de-
clares that the government is in its new posofce at
last There is hope for Los Angeles
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The ice is on. No, thereIl be no cut in prices;
the war is between the drivers and they only cut each
other
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The football game is getting in its deadly work
and putting up its claims a rival of the Fourth of
July. Dishonors seem about even so far.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The Pacific coast is at last to have fleet of United
States warships It's about time the dignity and i'm
portance of this coast were recognized.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Preacher Ward, who gave venson dinner and was
arrested, came out triumphantly in court So it was
only deer, not dear supper after all.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Datto Ali, the Nemesis of the Americans in the Phil
ippines, will be good hereafter He's dead.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
THE SAFER SEX

AS to women in business argument their favor
has always been admitted, by those who oppose
their invasion of the ranks of mentheir honesty They
may waste time cut salaries hrt with the boss" chew
gum and be needless and careless but a woman abb
rarity.
And when woman is fnancier-not all of them
are, but may claim the title-she is usually good
one and emnently safe Funds in her charge do
not evaporate in shady speculaons wings in un-
savory deals or filter in bad accounts She knows
the trust reposed in her and she is true to it..
All this is pertinent to statement issued by
the Bank of Joplin, Mo This bank has a cash capital
of s5OOO 1t reports $3.50 in surplus fund $47679
in deposits S531 in interest exchange accounts
It's cashier assistant cashier bookkeepers are
That bank with $4,000 capital should have $3.50 900 in
it's surplus fund is in itself remarkable 1t doubtful if
another in America show proportional status But
that this record should be held by institution by
alone is little short of phenomenal.
The only legitimate way a bank can make money is
in careful conservative loanng of its funds 1t may
specuate il must not take chance" 1t is under the
implied if often not actual espionage of state nation
and its every is watched. Any bank that could
cumulate such surplus and maintain such a statement
proves that it is well That have it fur
herent goodness.
impertnent to ask about this, either: Would
the ordinary man. with such a surplus hand, have
kept free from the speculative fever and have come
through the temptation with clean hands?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

Taft has sailed for the isthmus. The mystery is
how the Washington lid" stays down when Taft is
away much.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

News comes that Spanish cruiser has sunk.
That's the first intimation 1898 that Spain had
cruiser.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The Second ward, in its antioil fight is now in po
sition to know how Kansas feels-and to sympathze
with it.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The mayor now has iron foundry of his own so
he can be the whole works there if he isn't at the
city hall
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

The widening of both Grand avenue and West Ninth
to make them nnetyfoot business horoughfares
is fine indication of the vast spreading out of the
Angeles retail district. year ago these were still
considered residence streets Now business is taking
possession OF them rapidly.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

A paper pattern of this garment can
and directing it to The Herald's pat
tern department. 1t will be sent post
paid, within three days. on receipt OF
v.rtnA
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30

1t is very plain now where the "mu-
tual' comes in--in the family.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-30
The Consuelo Ribbon
The Veil Pin

Fashions latest fad is the veil pin;
some are convex, and thus well shaped
for fastening fiat the stylish circular
veil or the automobile veil. Fancy
bars, dragon flies, arrows and swords
are among designs seen, the pins being
longer than those used for stocks.