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Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-04-26

Podkins-So you think Jones cap
able of deceiving a friend?
Dodkins-No; none of his friends be-
lieve a word he says.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-04-26
Rubber!
BOX Elder RepOrt).

A good many pretty stockings are
seen these days at the different street
crossings.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-04-26
The Weather in Peoa.
Park Record).

The continued rain and snow storms
have hindered farm work considera'
bly,.
We are enjoying London fog this
morning.
Those who are on the streets much
these days are wearing gum boots.
The roads in all directions from here
are almost impossible.
Owing to the heavy roads the mail
is from one to two hours late these
days.
The storms have just been what
was needed for the range.
The getting in of grain and gardens
will be later than was hoped for ear1'
er in the season.
Very little grain has been sown so
far this season, hereabouts, owing ID
the continued wet weather
Discovered at Last.
(Beaver Press.
Tom Burke is in town.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-04-26
ODD BITS FROM THE COUNTRY
PRESS.
"The Leaden Reign"
(WaSatch Waye).

The squirrels begin to fall under the
leaden reign of men and boys. ]. A.
Mecham has the record for marksman-
ship to date.
" ~
Rubber!
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-04-26
Discovered at Last.

(Beaver Press.
Tom Burke is in town.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
If YOU ARE A WOMAN
What Mrs. Ford Says Concerning Or.
Williams Pink Pills will Surely
Interest You,

II wish | could help other women get
rid of certain physical troubles as com
pletely as have succeeded i'll getting
rid of mine, " said Mrs. b. b. Ford, of
Pushmataha, Miss, recently. lyon
know, she continued, "that a woman S
health depends chiefly on the regu-
larity of just one function. If she
fails to keep that properly regulated she
has no end of physical misery, l suf-
fered from that one cause for two
wretched years, during one of which |
was kept in bed all the time tried
medicines enough TO cure any illness,
but nothing gave me the slightest bcne-
fit until | began using DR., Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People. They cured NE.
Why, was suffering all the time prac-
tically from sickness of the stomach,
dizziness or swimming in my head and
pain in my back Now / am entirely
free from discomfort Of that sort. am
not only able to keep on my feet, but to
do my work as a teacher, and to ENJOY
the pleasures that come through tho
possession of sound health.
"Within three weeks after beginning
the use Of Dr. Williams Pink Pills ex-
perieuced such relief that | knew they
must be adapted to the needs of my case,
After using them for short while longer
/ became and have since remained a
well woman, and the reason why is sim.
ply that took DR. Williams PinkPills.
These pills make uterine action reg
ular and painless, Danish headaches, Ian
guor, nervousness, create appetite, pro-
mote digestion, put color IN the com
plexion, build up strength and health.
Every woman should send to the DIR.
Williams Medicine Company, Science
tady, NY, for n valuable booklet en-
titled " Plain Talks to Women" 1t will
be mailed free in sealed envelope to the
address Of any applicant DR.. Williams
Pink Pills are sold by all druggists.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Il was in the office of an American
consul in n German city not long ago. "
said Wilfred Nj. Hale. While | was
there a wine agent came in who wanted
T. sell the consul some 'sehr schoenc'
thine wine. The consul didn't want to
buy, and, becoming irritated 10y the fel-
low persistence, finally ordered him out
of the place.
In five minutes the agent was back,
and blandly asked the consul if he didn't
want some very excellent sherry. BY
this time Uncle Sans representative
was at white heat. and he kicked the
wine man through the door and half way
down the stairs To our amazemcnt.
only a little while elapsed before the
irrepressible drummer again appeared,
and with broad grin asked to submit
some rare old brandy.
by the Stars and Stripes. quofh the
consul. wouldn't this GUITAR an c4rth-
quake. Isn't one kicking a day enough
for Won. fellow"
Ordinarily, yes. but Your honor OK
ertcd Yourself so much the other time
that | thought little good brandy would
come III nicely to brace up ON He got
an order. Washington Post
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
Ruined His Hat

"Leavenworrh," said Neil O'Brien of
the Dockstader show, yesterday, has, or
used to have, some of the toughest young
negroes in the world. A few years ago
| was with q minstrel show there and
shall never forget an incident that
happened. The negroes were wild to
get into the gallery first and get The
front seats. About 200 of them were
crowding against the door and quarrel
ing at the same time Those behind
were pushing, The door was in immi.
nent danger of Being broken in when
two policemen arrived on the scene and
began beating the negroes back with
clubs One negro, who had on a new
hat, was struck over the head and re-
ceived a long cash in the scalp. He
worked his way to the street, where
was standing watching the row. AS he
came up another negro saw the scalp
wound and, with eyes bulging out, said :;
Ma goodness, Sam! Look at yoh
haid.'
THE other negro brought his hand,
holding his hat, around from behind him,
and replied:
- 'Haid hell! Look at that hat" -
Kansas City Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

IS" my grandfather demanded furiously
what does he mean by his dashed
names" Il thought it queer name my.
self when | heard it first Mr.. Whclan
conceded, But sure you wouldn't be
blaming the poor Toy for the name his
parents gave him? All, sure, you know
them sin Rose Ahcrne was his mothers
name. She lived above on the hill. Now
[ come TO think of it. wasn't her father
Michael Aherne, a tenant of Your own?
married one Of the Jcneses of the Glen
of Moy, a Wicklc " man. like yourself"
Rose Aheyne,> my grandfather said,
his eye kindling; l remcmber her well.
There weren't many prettier girls than
Rose. And Bob Jones, too; his father
kept 4 Hour mill at Moy To think OF
me taking Rose Ahcrne's son fer Al
WeIshnUu! 1t was the fault OF his
dashed name. Rose Ahernr's son! Hes
waiting outside you say? And there'- s.
bitter blast down from the hill. Why,
| danced with Rose at her own wedding
There wasn't an ankle or an instep like
hers in the three parishes. Ask him
in to have glass of grog Rose Ahclme's
son. Where's the pen and ink and my
cheekbook london Mail.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
His Curious Distinction.

Big and black and curly, Rover trottcd
after II young man crossing the vacant
lot on West Seventh street, between
Broadway and Spring, today. For all
the world he reminded the motherly
woman following of II little chap stealing
after his father on his way down town.
There was surrcpttious JOY in every at
titude Of Rover.
Quickly turning and perceiving the dog,
the young mau ordered him off Rover
halted, hung his head and joyous tail,
just as little chap cringes when be il
discovered by his parent
As the man continued the dog softly
followed, all his JOY oozipg out. Again
was he ordered back, but chung TO the
path. The young fellow snatchcd up a
stick and advancing swiftly, cruelty beat
Rover.
you brute cried the motbcrly WON
an.
"Rrutr nothing" wos the reply. "He
amt my dog. Los Angeles News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
CONSTIPATION AND STOM-
ACH TROUBLE CAN BE
CURED
j. S. Jansen, President of the Mil
waukee Retail Druggists Associa-
ton, Talks on the Dangers of
Constipation and Stom-
ach Trouble.

Have you noticed the large number OF
cases Of typhoid fever latelyg" said Mr. j.
). Jansen TO a Daily News representative.
To my notion typhoid fever, malarlal fe-
yer, appendicitis aud many kindred COM
paints are the result OF constipation, which
IN many cases Is allowed by the patient to
run along without proper treatment You
VIII remember when you we're a child and
the doctor was called, his first prescription
was dose Of castor oil! All physicians
Know the value OF having the bowels thor
eughIy opened. People. when they grow up,
AuuW constipation to become chronic
through lack Of attention. Constipation Is
the Failure OF the bowels to carry of the
uhdlEested food. which collects IN the all
mentary canal and there decays, general.
ing poisonous disease germs. These germs
ma their way into the blood by means Of
Wleh they are carried to every tissue. The
Fever thus created affects not only the
lungs, kidneys, stomach. heart and nervous
system, but in fact any organ Of the body
is Hahle 10 break down as result. The
blood becomes thin and watery. The suf-
terer loses In flesh and strength. Castor oil
ana pulls VIII not cure an Atlictlon like this.
Something more than a laxative is needed.
IEere are many physics on the market aud
"e sell great many, having probably the
most popular store Of the Kind In the city.
/ do not often talk about manufactured
medicine, but the high esteem In which
Muls Grape Tonic Is held by the drug and
medical fraternities has impressed me and
Know from actual experience right here
tn our store that Muls Grape Tonic cures
constipation and stomach trouble positively
and permanently.
Grape Tonic is not a physic, but It Inn
medl8tely clears the bowels Of the decay
ing food because Of the peculiarly strength
euinS effects II eXerts over the organs Of
the digestive system. AS tonic II Is SD.
perioT to the uauseating cod liver oil COM
pounds. 1t builds flesh faster and creates
strength quicker than any other prepare
tion known 10 medical science. The ingred-
tents are positively harmless, made mainly
from crushed grapes and fruits, Although
full hottie might be taken at once, no
Inconvenience would result, | only wish
that people paid more attention to these
little details, which IN themselves In the
beginning are Of SO slight Importance, but
which grow In magnitude until the most
serious trouble and some deadly disease
fastens itself on the constitution There
is really nothing easier to take than Mulls
Grape Tonic. hope you, through the IN
huence Of your paper can bring the read
ers to sense of the gravity Of allowing
constipation to become chronic"
WRITE FOR THIS FREE BOTTLE TO
DAY.
Good for aillnc children and nursing
mothers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

The ''home medicine chest is In
danger. /: certain people have their
way, no one will be allowed to take a
dose OF ANY kind Of medicine in this
country except on doctors written
prescription. The remedies that have
been brewed at home for generations
will be put under the ban Of the law.
and the use Of so-called patent" medI-
cines that are prepared In large quaint
ties from the best prescriptions OF
leading physicians will likewise have
to 90 What honest reason any per
son can have for attacking all proprle
tary medicines few viii understand
Most Of the standard remedies have
been in existence, and In common use
for many years. and to deprive the
American people Of them would be to
take away the remedies that every
family has almost constant use for
and the use Of which they thoroughly
understand
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

If you have running water in the Gel
lar and hose enough in which to convey
water to your furnace the question OF
preventing the ashes from flying all over
the cellar is an easy one. Fasten a hat
wooden plug in the end Of the hose in
such a way that it will throw a spray.
After you have done this open the draft
wide enough to admit this end of the
hose and cover all other openings with
old paper or rags. Next turn on the
wa+er and proceed to shake down H.
furnace. Leave the hose in long enough
to thoroughly saturete -. the ashes be
fore removing them. If You have no
running water a ffty-gallon barrel can
he so arranged as to answer the sane
purpose by having it elevated above tAo
in the barrel te tHru tho water on a!G
Of. \ small piece Of Aose pipe ,csuiid
easily he fastened r. tie faucet. A
X. In Good Housescen,ns-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

When physician tells woman. suf-
sar;np from ovarian or womb trouble,
that an operation is necessary it, of
course. frightens her.
The very thought Of the operating
table and the knife strikes terror to
bar heart. AS one woman expressed
Il when told by her physician that she
must undergo an operation. she felt
that her death knell had sounded.
Our hospitals are full of women
who are there for ovarian or womb
operations!
II is quite true that these troubles
NAV reach a stage where an operation
is the only resource, but such cases are
much rarer than is generally supposed,
because a great many women have
been cured by Lydia Il. Pinkham' S
Vegetable Compound after the doctors
had said an operation must be per-
formed. In fact, up to the point where
the knife must be used to secure instant
relief, this medicine is certain to help.
The strongest and most grateful
statements possible to make come from
women who, by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, have
escaped serious operations.
Margrite Ryan. Treasurer of st. An.
drew's Society, Hotel English, Indian.
apolis, Ind, writes ofheroure as follows
Dear Mrs Pinkham:--
II cannot find words to express my thanks
for the good Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did me. The doctor said could
not get well unless / had an operation FOR
ovarian and female troubles. knew l could
not stand the strain of an operation and made
up my mind l would be an invalid for life.
Ask Mrs. Plnkham's AdvIGe-A Won
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Hearing how Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
compound had saved other women from
serious operations decided to try it, and in
less than four months l was entirely cured:
and words fail TO express my thankfulness"
Miss Margret Merkley of 275 Sd
Street, Milwaukee, Wis, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
Loss of strength, extreme nervousness,
severe shooting pains through the pelvic
organs, cramps, bearing down pains, and
extreme irritation compelled me to seek
lnedlcal ADVICE. The doctor after making
an examination, said that had ovarian trou-
Die and liberation, and advised an operation
as my only hope. To this strongly objected
and decided as a last resort to try lydia
e. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound
10 my surprise the liberation healed. all
rhe bad symptoms disappeared, and am once
more strong, vigorous and well; and can
not express my thanks for what it has done
for me-"
Ovarian and womb troubles are
steadily on the increase among women
and before submitting to an opera,
ton every woman should try LYDIA E.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound, and
write Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass.
for advice.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pinkhams
'CS CCdpie compound mas Deen curing
the worst forms of female complaints,
all ovarian troubles. Inflammation, ul-
ceration, falling and displacement of
the womb, leucorrh9a, irregularities,
indigestion and nervous prostration.
Any woman who could read the many
grateful letters ON file in Mrs. Pink
hams Office would be convinced of the
efficiency of her advice and Lydia E.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound.
IN Best Understands q NOman's Ills,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
ENGAGEMENTS IN GERMANY.
Jilting Expensive tc the One Who Jilts-
Girls Taking Up Careers.

1t is no light matter TO enter into an
engagement in Germany. Cupid plays
by no means the principal part in the
contract. The German law-grim, prac.
teal, relentless--is close at hand to see
that no wrong is done to either party
No wonder, therefore, that an engage
ment is entered into only Il little less
lightly than the estate of matrimonv it.
self. Once the betrothal feast has taken
place the knot is as good as tied. The
one who breaks the engagement. except
for good reasons, recognized by the law
as such. is obliged TO pay, not for dam
aged affections or broken heart, but for
material loss, If the bride has given up
a lucrative employment III the prospect
of marriage she aust be compensated,
and all moneys spent by parents or guar
dams for the rousseau, the wedding
breakfast etc, must be made good.
On the other hand. the bride-to-be who
jiits her hance without good cause is re
QIired to make good 10 him any loss he
may have sustained through her intlu-
ence, as in exchanging a good business
for one less lucrative, in order to be
near her. renting n house in prospect of
marriage or entering into any contract
in which money is involved. All such
claims must be established within two
years.
The majority of women over men In
Germany is more than 100000. In the
small towns, therefore, the problem of
marrying the young girls is getting to be
a very serious one. When hostess
wishes TO give ball or a small dance
she finds that for fifty or sixty Young
girls she can find only about six young
men. For this reason the boys in the
high schools and gymnasia are permitted
TO so out early, although it Is openly
acknowledged that it is not good for
them TO be thus distracted from their
work. The number of girls training for
business or professional careers increases
every year as their chances for mar
rage decrease New York Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Gar Spencer is to preside Mt the un-
yelling Of the national memorial of the
late MIR. Gladstone on October n. and
the ceremony will be performed in the
presence of Il representative aSSCmblage
OF politicians and civic nOtahilitiCs. In
yitatlCrS are being sent out, but the
programme has not yet been settled. BE
tween twenty and thirty nayvies are now
husiiY engaged within the Enclosure at
the Strand entrance to Aldwych. The
excavations are nearly completed, and
early next week the contractors viii
proceed With the fixing of the Portland
stone pedestal. Statues of the deceased
stateSn Ell already exist in Westminster
Abbey and the Central hall OF the houses
of Parliament. TIE former having been
erected at the public expense and the
latter 10y private su5script This IA
tional memorial. however, is not to be
4 statue only, tut an Important m0nu-
mental group. The bronze static itself
represents Mr.. Gladstone in the pie
tlsg .s.9s robes Of Cha-ccl!cr &C the ~
clequt1 aid il said to lie al iaapress,y,
rendering of a fine personality. The
architectural element will be of vital iul-
portaEca. The plans of the sculptor
have rot been made known, but Mir.
Hamo Thonycroft. r. A.. may be trust
cd to group the surrounding figures in an
efIectiVa and harmonious manner. Ii L.
understood that one of the bronze studies
or the pedestal, entitled brotherhood,
will represent a woman joining the
hands of two little boys seeming pa
trician and plebeian--sy mbolical Of the
aims Of the great politician "a
News,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
The Election Eve.

Tie following story is told Of one Of
the former governors Of Georgia:
he was out walking one morning, a
few days prior to his election. when he
mot an old negro. The following cou-
rcr~ation took place:
Morning. Marse John"
"t,o0d morning, uncle"
Quail is looking mighty fine"
fe~, ] feel pretty good
do you know what you look like,
Marse Iohnf"
No. What DO / hook like:
y 81 books rs ]! ycu ha9 t H9liah in
,-." poeket ADD was runnja' toah gov
erD.s. h'lajelpbia "cblic Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
Severe Punishment for Murraz.

George Washington Murray, a negro
WHO IS the largest landowner Of Sumter
county, Ga, and once was a member Of
Congress from South Carolina. will have
10 spend three years cracking roc ks and
Foadbmlding along his own lands as a
member Of the chain gang. according to
a decision OF the supreme court denying
him an appeal for "A new trial He was
convicted of forging the names Of ig-
u0raat negroes to land leases.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

The custom Of lifting the hat date
back to the age when knighthood was in
flower. Knights never appeared in pub
lie except in full armor, but in the com
pany Of friends they removed the he'll
met, signifying Il ann safe amoug
friends"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

There is n movement among GER
tain section Of the parsi community in
Bombay to adopt the western method
of cremation Of the dead in place of tho
loathsome practice of exposing them to
be dev0ured by vulturcs.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Bile so badly they were agonized with
pain in the back. head and loins. rheu-
matte attacks and urinary disorders.
| am glad to recommend such a de
serving remedy.
(Signed) MARCUS r. MAYER.
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box
Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. \.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Coquelin and other
famous singers and
actors, writes:
Gentlemen: | wish
as many suffering
men and women as |
can reach to know
the excellence Of
Doan's Kidney Pills.
| was greatly benefit
ed by this remedy and
know it cured several
who had kidney trou-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
Me3 RIDE in Quest of a pillow Slip.

The worlds automobile record is said
TO have been broken Monday by Ken
more Nirksey of 9i9 Walton avenue, in
j mad dash for $500 which had been ~
Willingly sent to Il laundry. Mr. Kirk
Sey is 81 travelling salesman He came
home Sunday with his pocKets full OF
crisp greeubacks. When he retired that
evening he thrust his wad into Il pillow
slip, as he had often done before,
Monday morning ut o'clock the iaun-
dryman came and the pillow ship, with
its contents, went forth to wash Mr..
klrkSey slept peacefully on uutil II
O'Clock, when he arose and leisurey ate
his breakfast. Then he thought of his
money When he realized the horrible
truth Mr., Kirksey rushed To nearby
garage. and. jumping into Il machine.
told the chauffeur to forget the speed
limit, as he would take care Of the fines
Arriving at the Compton Hughts
laundry, 2t13 Park avenue, Mr.. Kirk
sey excitedly asked Bookkeepcr Henry
Hassfurther if his mothers bundle OF
laundry had come. The bundle was pro
duced, and, to the establishment of the
employees MIR. kirksey began to shake
out greenbackS until the floor was coy
cred with so bills and bills of smaller
denomination. Louis Globe-Demu-
pIult
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Some Irish humoristS WHO posted up
fictitious notices Of a meeting OF lie
United Ir.~h league Mt BroadIord' com
~ Glare werc much amused when q
strong fcrcs u c.estabul8Ty assembled.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
Woman Owned Mine.

An interesting character Is an ola
Mexican Indian woman, Mrs. Ferminu
Sarras. who has just sold II mine near
Hawthorne, New, to an eastern syndi-
cate for 100000. For years she has
dressed in mems clothes and personally
worked her claim herself, doing washing
for prospectors and miners IN order to.
secure necessary money. She says that
she now intends to rest
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

The city fathers of Berlin have de-
cided to try pig breeding on IA large scale
az source Of revenue.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

The genuine has date and number
stamped on the label-take no other from
your druggist
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11
GRATIFYING PRAISE.

Letter from Marcus Mayer, the Great
Patron of Music and the Drama.
Marcus r. Mayer, who brought to
America Nine. Patti, Duse, Salvini,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-11

Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers.