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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
A NOTE OF WARNING.

One must shudder al the fate Of The
Muncie, Ind. girl who caught behind
the bat without a mask
You've guessed it, A foul tip drove
the cutest little nose imaginable right
into her lovely dearie face, That's
what happeuel 10 this blooner girl.
Now. there never was face SO
beautiful that il could dazzle without
"a nose. The less noe there is, the
less the face appeals The absence Of
a proboscis leaves nothing from which
10 gauge the symmetry Of the face
Cherry lips are mockery unless
there's a nose above them. Bewitch
ing eyes sparkle in vain ii there's no
thing between them. Ruddy cheeks
and shell-like ears don't count for
mucsl unless there's a nose in the com,
bination
For this reason girls cannot he toe
careful when going behind the bar,
putting on the fiye-once gloves. or
throwing the hammer. Carelessness Is
APT 10 prove ruinous to some OF their
most necessary features. Besides. it's
a sin for them to place their good
looks in jeopardy. when so many 9th.
srs are running to beauty specialist
and massage artists in a desperate en-
deayor to train mistit features into
eomelncss.
Girls with pretty noses should be
especially jealous OF putting them in
jeopardy II you can't iind mask
use u bird cage-St Louis Star Chron
icle
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
MYSTERIOUS JONES.

Who Is the Man with the cigaF9
His Name Is Jones.
II he a Good Man2
Yes; but he has one Bad Fault?
What IS the Fault?
He Beefs about tae Beauty OF the
Town He Came From. He says Il Il
q Little Town. but the People are Hon
est and do not try to Skin You When
they Take You By the Hand they
Shake IL Heartily and yoa Know they
Mean IL
Is he Going Back there to Lve.2
Oh, NO! He, may 60 Back on a
Short Visit, but you could not Keep
Him There with a Calling Gun.
Why does he Talk One Way and Act
Another.
You may Search Us. Child.-From
the Detroit Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

I hear, Mrs. Parvenne, that your
son is great student, and spends
most of his time over the midnight
oil
There isn't a word Of truth about
that oil, ma'am; we have gas all over
the house and Alfred has a whole
chanticleer in his room Oil, indeed
and the naughty dame tossed her
head
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

average daily and Sunday eircu
ration for one year, ending De-
camber 81, 1904 ...............1 1915
average daily and Sunday circu-
Iatlon for month of January,
1905 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .2045
Average daily aud Sunday circu-
lafion for February. 1905. 1850. 2o34
Average daily and Sunday clrcu-
lation for March, 1905 $780,. 2os5
Average daily and Sunday circu-
latlon for April, 1905. ......... 222o
Average daily aud Sunday cireu-
lation for May. 1905. .2172
Average daily and Sunday circu-
iation for June, 1905. .......... 2256
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
rRlsurE TO THE BULLETINS CIRCULATION.

minister in
sacn with well known citizen OF thai the latter
fof
The u
this tribute circulation thank him
becoming Illinois
Bulletins
Ing It. circulation always
In disseminating the
yertsng The Bulletin
aon statement and u would be pleased the
meno city would office satisfy themselves
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

An English and an American mer
chant We're discussing the relative i'm.
portance of their businesses.
Why" said the Englishman, 'in
my firm the clerks use 30,00o gallons
of ink year.
oh, that's nothing retorted the
American; we saved that much ink
in a year by ordering our clerks moi
to dot their u.s."
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
june, ICES.

The above Is a Utrrect statement Of
the Cairo Bulletin, daily and Sunday,
for the year 1904. and for the first six
months OF the year 1905.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn TO before me
this tlrat day of July. 1905.
Il. L. GILBERT.
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
REWARD.

THE BULLETIN COMPANY
WILL PAY a REWARD OF
TEN DOLLARS FOR THE
ARREST AND CONVICTION
or ANY Per SON FOR
STEALING The BULLETIN
FROM THE PREMISES OF
SUBSCRIBERS.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

M &tarotary Loonsis may yer make
s.1lsIy III Two out ~ HIS latest ambas-
2iIoxHhip. Ey buying up the debts q
ia{6 John Paul Jones and getting
n IIj0nction against his interraent rs
6S|S: ~ fhe body reaches this country
IE{|I {he debts IRE all paid Mr.
nav bs able 10 duplicate some
4 ~ k6uqsts pennies he turned IN
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

The confusion OF tongues had Just
fallen on the Tower 81 Babel.
r thought So" exclaimed an limo.
cent bystander They are asking. rs
Il hot enough for you?'
With cry OF despair he fled into
the wilderness
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Tho highest temperature registered
VII New York yesterday was IS de-
|erAes, and ~ persons died OF overhead.
The maximum temperature in Cairo
was 80 degrees. but good breeze
IVAN blowing the best part Of the day
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE


Robert 0sgood Of Boston, recently
bought Mount Washington, N. H., for
$4,000.
Engelbracht is the only remaining
Boer prisoner in the custody OF Great
Britain.
Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett will
spend the summer at her English coan.
try home, Maythan Hail. in Kent.
VA ------------- HAt
Frederick W. Vanderbilt has a
strong penchant for Japaneil architec.
turc, and follows the lead 81 Mrs. W.
X Vanderbilt.
Senator Clark OF Montana. has fur.
nished means to defray the expenses
Of an expedition to explore the un.
known mountains Of his state.
II J Heinz Of pittsburg, will coon
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

As W. understand MIR. Shonts, there
|nra no drawbacks to life IN Panama
|1xcept yellow fever, malaria, Shagres
fdve1, Eunstroles. snakes. poisonous
burs. low wages, mean quarters and
hi8l1 cost 81 living.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
Nj

A dashing young lady named Mosure
Most always maintained her compo.
sure,
But she slipped on peel
Gave a short little squeal,
And the rest was an awful exposure.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

wv Iii said mole on the ear made
|ccrtafn the identification of John Paul
Homes body. III that was not sufficient
ktiscys might have discovered a bunch
|Of frcclgIcs just under the left cheek
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

n.sPaiucah Ind ans need about
three good, strong defeats and we
know of no team better able 10 do It
than the rcjuvenated Mud Wallop-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

lt's a. little strange but every Unit
|ed states senator that has been IN
|tiict6sl within the past few months -
II Republican The Democratic side
w tllc chamber seems TO be all right,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Maybe the aGreater Cairo move.
ment has decided to wait until the
dry bones in the crap rooms cease
rafting
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Ii seems To ns that WI have always
treated the weather man fair and we
expect the same treatment In return,
Mr.. Smyth
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

When they learn that they Will re-
eeive 5000 per day the Russian peace
ENJOYS will probably do some tall DE-
Nheratin'.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

From a frantic appeal in the Padu.
cah papers signed Alexis, we infer
that paIucah has not quite succeeded
In gobbling up tile earth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
SHEARS AND PASTE.
The Reason.

Now why is it, asked his father,
that we celebrate your birthday
Willie?"
Because wasn't twins, | guess, .
replied the penetrating youngster.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
wilma ID swan.

While such censure is not funny,
Lack Of coin is my excuse;
Give me Rockefeller's money
And III shoulder the abuse.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

The Bulletin u on sale n the fol-
teWln0 pIaess:
coIoman's, IA Eighth street.
halliday Heuss news stand.
WaikAr,a 10 Sixth street.
unIon NsWs Co. Union depot
eIus Front Restaurant.
Wilhelm a Ferriman, Paducah, KY.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Put Id d good word for Cairo when
ever you have an opportunity It may
hc seed sown that will bring harvest
after while.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

II the Hon Chauncey Depew can ex
tract any humor out Of the Equitable
scandal for himself, he is grim sort
of hlmorist
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Pope Plus X recently gave audience
- a poor man living Al Tivoh, neae
Rome who presented the pontiif with
q bunch Of asparagus 81 his own grow
ing and received in return the pope S
photograph.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Miss Jessie r. Fauset. colored wo.
man, was awarded the highest honors
ID the senior class III The college Of
arts at Cornell, with 1000 white stu
dents as competitors.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Old seven ana eleven" Is still moy
Ing along ii The same old way
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16
Consider the Wash.

The wasp is disputatlous creature
70 be sure" observed the professor.
but II always carries it's point
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Clifford Pincot, chief Of the forestry
department Of the United States.
adopted the profession in 1880. imme-
dia,eIy after he was graduated from
Yale Ills father was soldier under
Napoleon
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

The sGreater Cairo" movement
seems to have been Kniaz PotemlSined.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

The Princeton Infants seem to b
infants in name only.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

establish Japanese Sunday school
worker in Japan at his own expense.
ana viii shortly leave for that eoun-
try to supervise
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Prince Alfonso OF Bourbon has been
presented with a beautiful Illuminated
diploma by The Hungarian AntiDuet
ing association in recognition of his
Efforts to stop the practice Of daeling.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

The grand duke of LuXemburg. and
not the king of Denmark. is the dean
-ot European soverigus. He has been
a general in the Prussian army since
1865. and was born in 1877
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

Prof Albert NJ. Reese of the SYRIA
cnse university. has gone 10 Florida
under the auspices OF the Smithsonian
Institution 10 collect eggs of the ALI
sator 10 work out its emlfyology
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-16

II. } Heinz Of pIttsburs, will soon
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
No Tomatoes AT All.
Crop in Box Elder Completely
Ruined by Blight.

OGDEN, July 2O.-Ogden visitors
from Brigham city state that the
tomato blight, which it is expected in
Davis and Weber counties will destroy
50 to 30 per cent Of the tomato crop,
is making heavier inroads in Box
Elder county. There the crop has
been entirely lost: in other words, that
there will be no crop at ALL The mys-
terry Of the blight has not yet been
solved, and it is certainty that
remedial measures cannot be evolved
or applied this year.
1t has also been current talk recent
ly that weevil has appeared in the
beet fields and is destroying the crop.
This seems to be more or less true in
the region south Of Ogden and i'm the
northern part of Davis, but the pest
seems to be local and north of Ogden.
The beet crop is not suffering, though
1t will be less than normal on account
Of the drought.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
A Kick from Hyrum.

HYRUM, July lS.-EDITOR REPUBLI
CAN dear sir: Mr.. Olsen in writing
to the Journal about our school elec.
tion tried to make it appear that it
was beer that nominated II. f. Liljen.
quist, but Mr.. Liljenquist never knew
his name was to come up before the
primary and never knew anything
about beer or anything else that was
going on. Mr.. o. can't lay anything
onto Mr. LiJenquist. The principal
met with his trio to nominate the ones
whom he thought he could boss, and
on failing to nominate them in the
primary, he run them as dark horses
on election day. AS he was acting
printer for his crew he fixed their
tickets for them and the results show
that one of his dark horses won out by
a score of IL to Is in favor of John
Jensen. This is Mr.. O.'s best horse,
as he said before he didn't want any
more women on the school board.
r. Il. MCFARLAND.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
PetersbOrO Pickines.

Wheat is ripening very rapidly and
heading will commence in about a
week.
The Cleaveland Commission Co. is
loading two car loads of wheat here
at 10 cts per bushel.
Mr., Raines AMI men have Just I'm
ished distributing three car loads Of
poles through this locality for the In
dependent Telephone Company.
At the recent school election here
o. l.. Peterson was elected trustee.
The ''clinch bug" which has been
so destructive TO grain in the eastern
states, has made its appearance here.
the ground being covered with the in
sects. People who know their habits
say that the bugs are not old enough
TO damage the present crops.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
THINGS BETTER THAN MONEY.

This is the closing paragraph OF
President RooSevclt's speech to the
National Editorial association:
There is not in my cabinet one
man to whom it is not a financial dis
advantage to stay In the cabinet, nor
is there one who does not have to give
up something substantial, something
that 1t is financial hardship to give
up, In order that lie may continue in
the service Of the nation and have
only the reward for which he looks
and for which he cares, the conscious
ness of having done service that is
worth rendering. | hope more and
more throughout the nation to see
the pirit grow which makes such
service possible. / hope to see the
sentiment of the country as whole
become such that each man shall feel
borne in on him whether he is in pub
lie or private life, and, mind you,
sOme.of the greatest public services
can be best rendered by those who
are not in public, that the chance to
do good work is the greatest chance
that can come to any man or woman
in our generation or in any other gen.
Grafton, and TO feel that If such work
can be well done, it is in itself the
ampleSt reward and the amplest
prize"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22

of property They, themselves, have
the advantages of IA mild form Of city
life at comparatively small expense
and at the same time their children
have the advantages of the education
al facilities here which are certainly
second to none in Utah. These men
are usally fairly well along in life,
have worked bard, saved consider
able and have undoubtedly earned a
rest. During their years Of toll the
family has been deprived of many of
the comforts, pleasures and general
advantages to be found in populous
centers and they to are deserving OF
something better. Logan has many
advantages that appeal TO this class
of people and should appeal 10 more
Of them. The city has paved wakes,
fair streets, water works, the best
mountain water, places Of amusement,
electric lights, abundance of shade
trees, splendid residences, good bust
ness houses well stocked, strong banks,
a magnificent country contiguous,
great educational institutions, num-
berless places Of worship both Nor
mon and Gentle, a climate taken
the year round that can not be sur
passed, convenient canyons, in fact
everything of the kind that could be
desired by one not too strenuous of
Then again we are but a
three hours ride from the capital OF
the state. We have most Of the ad-
vantagcs of that city Of $4,000 with
few of her disadvantages. Living in
Logan is comparatively cheap, and an
investigation Of the city's merits will
appeal to the retiring farm
er or stockmen. More of these weather.
beaten, hard working individuals who
have shaved and toiled for years should
decide to do as others have done, come
to Logan and live comfortably during
their declining years.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22

Verify Roosevelt is man of peace
He made peace in the great coal strike
helped to bring it about in Cuba and
the Philippines, saved Venezuela
from a thrashing by European powers,
saved Columbia a war with Panama,
restored peace and security in San DO.
mingo, gave peace and confidence To
the Equitable Life by presenting 1t
with his secretary OF the navy, and
now he is bringing the great Japanese
Russo war TO a close by his peace
overtures to those nations says the
Ouray Herald. With Democratic con
ventions hurrahing for him IL looks as
though he might even harmonic the
differences OF the mule and the ele-
plant.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
Don't Be WaStefuI.
Water For Irrigation is, Getting
Very Low.

Water Commissioner Melkle came To
this Office Wednesday and said that
a word of caution TO water users from
the canals is imperative. At the pres
ent time Logan river is lower than
ever known at this time OF year. Mr..
Meikle has already lowered the water
three inches in each of the canals, the
one at Providence, and has cut Tom
Smart out of water altogether. He
says that much water is wasted at
GrccnVille and Hyde Park and even in
the north end Of Smithtcld. The re-
suit is that water users along the
north end Of the canals have too little
water, Mr.. Meikle says that If the
water was used properly only SO much
in each instance as Is needed, there
would be suliciency for all. Waste
full eXtravance results in no ones bene-
tit and is hurtful, rank injustice to
Others who have right TO share OF
the water. Mr.. Meikle suggests that
each user consider his neighbor along
the line and take from the canal only
that which is absolutely necessary
In this way none need suffer.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22

THE REPUBLICAN would suggest to
the public in general that the warning
and suggestion contained in letter
from Mr.. A. n Merrill, published in
the last issue, is not untimely. When
the Independent Telephone company
begins to string its wires many of the
fine shade trees Of this city will be
seriously damaged and some OF them
ruined unless there Is some concert OF
action to prevent 1t. 1t is very neces-
sary that no limbs shall tonch the
wires and when the company sends up
some artist (Y to remove obstructing
branches il is hardly probable that he
will be careful in his slashing. He
will whack away where he pleases, the
way he pleases and leave the tree in
bad condition In many instances. In
dividual protests against this mutila-
ton will not amount To much, but If
there Is some organization and a vigor-
Gus protest made in case the company
fails TO look after the matter with an
eye TO the peoples interests as well as
its own, 1t may have It's effect.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22

An eastern exchange seems TO have
solved the free putf'' question salts
factorily to himself and says editor
tally: "We have come to the conclu
sion that people who desire "puifS'
in this paper must pay for them and
have established the following SEIZED.
ulc of prices: For telling the public
that man is successful citizen
when erybody knows he is as lazy as
government mule 81. Is; referring to a
deceased citizen as one who Is mourn.
ed by the entire community, and
when we know he will only be missed
by the poker circle, sos; referring to
some galliyanting female as an eSti-
mable lady whom it Is a pleasure to
meet, when every business man in
man in town would rather see the
devil coming, horns, hoOfs and all,
than 10 see her coming towards them,
$40; call an ordinary pulpit FOUNDER
an eminent divine, 30 cents: sending a
tough sinner 10 heaven with poetry,
$500; attaching Hon. to the name
OF any man occupy ing position lower
than Senator 1899; to Colonel" any
man whose only claim to the title is
the fact that he passed through Ken
lucky and took more mint julips than
any OF his party, Si.62; referring to
any man as Captain So and So who
saw service only at the time the State
Guard was called out to protect
negro who should have been hung,
1876; printing II Judge" Spellbinder
when the public knows he has never
passed Judgment on anything except
the weakness of the nectar which Jup-
tier sips, Sl6,34; to refer to a bride as
THE young and charming daughter of
one OF the city's most prominent fam.
HES, when in reality the said bride is
forty, angular and with a disposition
like sour apple, S22. 40. These little
amounts will serve to ease the strain
on the conscience, and we respect
fully suggest the method TO other
editors who find themselves up
against the same conditions"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
EStrdy Notice.
In The Wellsville precinct.

In the Wellsville precinct.
have In NY possession the following de-
scribed animals which II not claimed and
to the highest cash bidder. at the town
pound. Wellsyille precinct on Monday,
the 3lst day OF July. 1905. IL o'clock noon.
Description OF animals
One sorrel mare. one year old. hair brand
resembling II ON left thigh: one cream color
horse one year old hair brand resembling II
on left thigh and bad scar on left thigh.
lmpounded on July 10. sold on July 81 10
cover damage of 200 done on premises of
James Archibald.
\ lso one horse colt or months old. strip
In forehead, left hind leg white, Impounded
on same date and will be sold on 3Ist
Fred Darley,
Wellsville precinct poundkeeper.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
Notice To Contractors.

Sealed bids will be received at the
Office of City Recorder, Logan, Utah.
until noon August >, 1905, for the
grading and laying of a cement side
walk feet WIDE distance of three
blocks on South First West street.
For plans and specifications call at the
office of X. c. Chaub, city engineer.
The right to reject any and all bids
is reserved.
CITY COUNCIL.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22

1t is gratifying indeed that proSp-
erous farmers and stockmen of Cache
Valley and Southern Idahe having
accumulated means decide occasion
ally to come TO Logan and enjoy some
of the benefits OF civilization the rest
of their days. During the past two
or three years not few additions of
this kind have been made TO Logan,
these gentleman buying good pieces
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22

O. C. Higbee, Danville, Ills, writes
Dec. =, 1901: about two years ago |
was laid up for four months with
rheumatism. ] tried Billiards. Snow
Liniment; one bottle cured me. | can
cheerfully recommend 1t to all suffer
ing from like affection" 25c, SOC, 81,
Sold by Ritter Bros. Drug company.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
EStray Notice.

In the city of Logan.
have in my possession the following de-
Scribcd animal which IL not claimed and taken
away will be sold at public auction to the
highest cash bidder at the city pound on
saturday the end day of July, 1905. at II
o'clock y, m.
Description Of animal.
One bay horse about q years old. branded
No. 3 on right shoulder left foot crippled
Said cstray was taken up by me i'm said
city on the eth day of July. 1905.
JOHN II. GNEHM.
Poundkeeper,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-07-22
Subscription, Payable In Advance

The farmers OF this county who
anticipate converting their alfalfa
land into beet fields will do well to re-
member the fact that they should not
cut the last crop of hay, but pillow it
under. AS fertilizer for beets alfalfa
can not be beate andn will bring much
more revenue in that direction than
If used for hay.