The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12
THROUGH The WEEK

George is a love- sighed his little wife.
pnt he is too serious a church member.
the extra pocket money which he saws
Is his dearest pleasure
What JOY is in tomorrow
II you haven't got a cent?
For there's nothing left to borrow
When everything is Lent
Tabernacle concerts should be soaked
over night so that they will shrink or
Couldn't something be done to those
hldeous arc lights over the choir that put
your eyes out with their insistent glare1
There was a bass singer called Duff.
VINO ought to be properly puff,
For he won great applause,
ana the main reason was
That his audience hadn't been bluff.
No. my son, the Rev. Mr.. Walker did
TOT say Harry Joseph 1t was the man
IN the Bible. you know. You should go
TO your Sunday school more, and TO the
legislature less.
Goodbye. Dolly. I must leave you,
Ihough it breaks my neck to go;
something tells me 1 am forty,
That's the end 81 me- you know.
II not drivel on q sixty,
Now I've finished making hay.
80 I've bought this little ropelet;
Goodbye, Dolly Gray.
Go to church, mother. and take the
your squeaker on the Sabbath. Pass me
over the morning papers and shake up
these pillows There's nobody on earth
that enjoys the day of rest like a poll
ucian.
The walrus and the carpenter were walk
ing side by side
They wept like anything TO see the clean
street corps beIied.
"Of course they could have left it clean"
they said, IF they had tried"
asked.
Just this he answered. "When I put
my arms around your waist. you just put
your arms around my ne *"
Just then her father opened the door,
put the young man was hardened
This scene represents the name of
great historian ne said. blandly. Press
Now that there are ten new men on
the force the police will be in hotter
pursuit than ever.
What will they do TO Frank ]. Can
non. papa? VIII they blow out the stars
some silent night and kill him in the
fearful darkness Then will they scat
Ter his mangled remains to the mountain
hons and the coyotes that yet wander
the wilds uncaptured? ] am scairt of the
Mormons, papa. / want to burn the Bee
Hive with the bad men in it, and the
uthing office before they put poison in
their butter! Come, papa. let us rent
quite safe
The Goose that laid the golden egg :, ok
II away with her again And fine as the
spectacle was. it wasn't a Drury Lane
pantomime. However. the finest part OF
the Drury Lane show is the multitude of
bOxeS and stalls fairly crowded with
bright little heads whose eyes are about
popping out of them. The pantOmime is
the chiIdren's festival. and poorer parents
would rather go without their meals than
have their little tots miss the treat. That
rantOmime makes the whole Christmas
season joyous. And ~ genuine love and
nominees at Christmas time though there
isn't much display, England is the coun-
try of the globe.
Shall We have night school. shall we
not have night SCHOOL, All in favor Of il
please rise. Contrary minded please rise.
Now both kindly remain standing while
we consider the question at greater
length.
The legislature proves the truth
OF that old Persian saying:
we never know what kids we've got
Until we miss their playing
And so that legisla ture we
Had been so Elad to pawn.
Gives us great jOV. and hope and gIee,
And blessing now tbs gone.