Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-22
Holden, W. Va.

''o Soou Wt'll nONetOme ram or SNOW,
For see the ladies are on the go;
They are ON the street as thick as flies,
They talk great deal, but they tell no lies.
Everybody knows a lady won't lie,
But she notices the dress OF all she passes by;
She will notice the hat, the dress, and th Q
shoe,
And She can tell you 10 they are old or new.
OF great many other things she can tell,
or all her nsighbors, IL they are sick OF well
Mrs. Sylvia Tharp, I've heard them say,
Has been very poorly, by the way.
Her mother ana father are here from Ardell,
Her mother will stay until she Is well;
She is improving some, so Pm told,
There isn't much danger, unless she takes
cold.
Mrs. simmons thinks OF suing for a divorce,
As Grant works every sunday, OF course;
She Is too nice woman TO be trea ted that
way,
1 think so, Grant, what do you have To say9
There is Mrs. Dewitt, l think is real good,
But Ed. won't get her the kiudling wood;
Come, Ed, get he kindling or start the fire.
And then you can call me liar.
Miss Wallace 1 see on the street,
No wonder the children call her sweet;
Her ways are so pleasant, nice aud neat,
with every one she chances To- meet.
She is a splendid teacher. the children say,
And they hate To even miss one day;
She rules with Kindness, so hear,
And they mind for love instead of fear.
Mrs. Farley thinks IL not half so cold,
AS she Is not bothered with ashes or coal;
She has moved into one OF the nice houses
you see,
And of course she is happy as she can be.
Mrs. Inkrote lives just over the way,
And loves To read the ADVANCE, I've heard
say;
She is n lady I've mentioned before,
But AZ she IL on the street III mention her
once more.
Now Mrs. Inkrote, don't get mad aud pout
For 1 must nave something TO write about;
Now IL you don't let me see your face,
The Eh. might n lNea vacan, space
Well, now, I'll mention Miss Hun,
with her you can run no blud;
She has three brothers, Frank, Arrice and
VIII,
There isn't nicer family among these hills
Now Mrs. Hun Is Wits wife,
And sa she can't tell TO save her life
which Will thinks the most of, her or his
sister Motley,
For he Is always so pleasant, Kind and Jolly.
Miss Robby Enval with the Huns does stny
And IA sweeter girl you won't see In "a day;
she Is as cute girl AZ we have In town,
And viii weigh bout ninty five pounds.
Mis- Lucille Crutcher is pretty they say,
And on the piano she does play;
ar mi na IL int a. -.
I've heard her play as passed that street.
Miss Bessie chatham isanother nice girl
And she wears her hair In pretty curl;
real pretty girl is what I think,
Her cheeks are so full, rosy and pink.
Now, ladies aud girls, you mustn't get mad, =,
For love all the women that arn't bad:
There IL no bad women In town you see
They are all as nice as they can be.
Well, now I'll change the blow OF my horn.
And speak Of the fire the other morn;
About five O'Clock the whistle did blow.
And To the fire we all did go.
On Logan Ave. the fire occurred,
And all over town the whistle was heard;
Now the fire department wasn't so bad,
g Insidering the prac Ice they have had.
They fought the fire I'm real good style.
And had 1t controlled IN very little while;
The company's loss Is no big thing,
And another house they Will build this
Spring.
Wei, the super. l see is on the go,
For they are trying their machiu es you
know;
The machines for cutting coal mean,
And they use electricity instead OF steam.
Four different machines they Will test,
And see which they like the best;
They have thirty days IN which 20 try,
To see which machine they viii buy.
Mr.. Penmsn can scar,ely keep still.
He says he must go TO the mine and see BIZ.
But he went To the mine last Friday they say
Five weeks from the time he was hurt, 20 a
day.
BE careful. Mr.. Penman. that you are not
out too soon.
For you may have TO go back 10 your room
/ know you are needed real bad down there,
But few more days you had better spare.