The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-01-14


mean kind and TO spare?
| What kind of a country this lowe
half OF Loosianny would be If we con1
have a half-dozen sugar seasons lik
that of 19o4-5 hand runnings
II it wouldn't have the old saw
"blooming like the rose,'' faded t
death?
Whether all the bloomin' roses i,
North America could bloom in th
same class with us?
II any other bloomin' country o,
earth would have the gall to try Il
| match us in Q bloomin contest?
How many acres Of sugar lanf
planted in cotton last year will return
to its first and sweeter love?
IT lots of cotton growers won't cot,
ton to the cane game again and take
sugar in their'n this year?
If four -a-half-cent sugar hasn Il
got seyen-cent cotton skinned q city
block?
If the Salisbury banker and the Burn
side professor Wouldn 't make q cham
pion sugar team II they'd pool their
issues?
Whether they told each other INV
they did its
Ii Uncle Jake put Professor Mac
wise as to the how OF grinding 1850
tons day?
and il Prof. Mac gave Uncle Jake
pointers on the process OF extracting
162 pounds to the ton?
# Col. Dick will dare TO insinuate
that this is contest for the state
championship in tall storytelling?
Why he doesn't get back IN the game
himself?
# he's going TO permit the gate re-
ceipts to be divided by Salisbury and
Burnside without protest from Nc
Manor?
II the figures up the river are too
good TO be thought true or too bad TO,
print alongside of other peoples?
If the Assumption bug hasn It tcraw1ed
from under the Atchafalaya chip In
great shape?
Whether the Pioneer wants Donnie
Or anybody else to s'Wait and seen
any longer?
If Donnie and The Office Boy weren't
only two of several hundred that saw
the gyrations Of the insect all along?
Whether The Boy can y congratulate
Attorney John with d good grace?
and admire the persistency that
won the energetic lawyer fresh job?
particularly as the outcome proves
The Boy S perspieacity and enables him
10 brag that he called the turn?
Whether the Iberville judge hadn't
better mind his eye bits
less all the political pickings slip
through his fingers?
and the universal legatee finds
aimself without legacy?
and the succession has got to go
into bankruptcy?
II this isn't great feeding time for
5he Donaldsonville lodgesa
Whether all the fraternity fellers
won't be having bay-windows If the
feasting keeps up much longer:
=
II teller that belongs to several OF
'he frats isn't in danger OF dyspepsia,
gout and fatty degeneration?
II he isn't likely 10 get so much
turkey in himself he went know
whether to GO to bed or fly up a trees
or SO much Kentucky turkey that
le'll begin 10 get hoggish:
and SO much red and white wine
hat he'll imagine himself star
spangled banner2
and feel blue for month";
If Caleb was surprised when he
opened the letter from Fellman's?
What he thought when he found
hat it contained samples OF ladies
1ress goods?
Ii the New Orleans firm are under
he impression that the young attorney
1as taken unto himself better halfs
-or if they merely have an idea
hat he wishes to do so?
How Caleb happened to think that
letter was intended for him, anyway?
II he is deluding himself with the
belief that he is the only G. Weber on
The strand?
or in the town?
If he mightn,t well say aWhat's in
q namen?
What ne did with the samples?
Ii ne delivered them to the rightful
owner himself or entrusted them to
Uncle Sam?
What use can be made OF ladies
dress goods by fellow who Is minus
5he lady?
Why Gushing doesn't hang on to
aug gooas aha proceed TO acquire the
girl?
Z there is any wonder that bride
WASH also.
how such repulsive play managed
stage?
II the joke was on The audience or
me company when the former failed
over?
Il tns spectators remained seated for
me reason that the dropping OF the