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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

From his vantage point on Red noun
tain old man Vulcan will be able to watch
Birmingham hustle.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The baseball fanatics OF Jackson, Miss,
need medical attention. The home team
defeated the New York Americans In an
eleven-innlng game.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31
ALABAMA PRESS
Spring Chicken In Demand.

From the Collinsville Courier
The spring chicken is a-comin' Into
collinsville and is in better demand than
7-cent cotton.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Dewa is in Command of the Jap feet that
is looking for the Russian ships. The
name sounds familiar.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

What Missouri and kansas together
will do for the standard oil octopus will
be plenty.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Castro can go off for rest when he
feels like it, but he is apt to find his gov
eminent missing when he returns.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The revival of "Florodora" Is expected
to greatly increase the number OF orig
inal sextette girls.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

In Chicago the two candidates for
mayor are engaged in firing questions at
each other.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31
REUBEN SMILED.

Take the elevator was the sign he read
And then he hid his face;
Gosh darn! I'd like ter see yer move
The durn thing from its place."
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

There are other ways to improve Bir-
mingham than by changing the names
of her streets.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Centenarians are multiplying on every
hand, and they may seize Osler and chlo-
reform him.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

''Trolleying'' will soon be in vogue
again. This method of an outing has be-
come the especial privilege of the masses
of people who have neither carriages nor
automobiles. The trolley ride is boon
to city folk.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Is Is hardly probable that Bunau-Va-
rilla will get job on the Panama canal
commission.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

IN LONG with its determination to
PD make matters warm for Standard
Oil and follow the example OF
Kansas, Missouri has another claim to a
place in the public eye. Governor Folk,
Familiarity known as Joe" Folk, has just
signed the Walmsy fish and game law
which prohibits women from wearing
the feathers and bodies of certain birds
on their hats. This measure is SO sweep
ing in character that small choice is left
to the state milliners and the women in
habitants who wear hats. Only the feath-
ers of domestic birds like the ostrich
chickens and ducks can be worn, while
the wild birds set apart as millinery VIC
tism are English sparrows, hawks, horned
owls and crows A remarkable feature
of this law Is that stores in Missouri
which now have In stock the feathers and
bodies of prohibited birds are dealing in
contraband goods, and a woman who tries
to pass through the state wearing millin-
cry creations" that are under the ban
will be liable to arrest and fine of $50
No doubt the Walmsly law will aceomp-
fish some good, so far as Missouri is con-
cerned, but the officers who must enforce
the law are not to be envied. There will
be grand chorus of How dare you!e
in Missouri.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox, the poet and
priestess of passion, was due to arrive in
Mobile yesterday afternoon. Mrs. Wilcox
will spend several days In the Gulf City
and will visit Fairhope. where she will
make a study Of the single tax colony es-
tablished near That town. Alabama Is in
deed proud to have such notable figure
within her midst and it 10 quite prob
able that Mrs. Wilcox will come to Bir-
mingham before departing from the state.
1t will be recalled that Mrs Wilcox very
nearly caused a panic along the Pike at
the ST. Louis fair, so great was the crush
to see her.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The Russians need not be uneasy. Oya-
mas scrappers will communicate with
them soon.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The masses will not go to 'Parsifai'
because they know they cannot learn to
whistle Il.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Rockefeller does not stand to lose In
the dispute over the disposition of his
100000 gift.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

santo Domingo's halo is not on straight
1t has been pushed too much by cred
itors.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Up in New Jersey they are beginning to
inoculate clover seed to make them grow.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

We may have to send a gunboat to
Venezuela to put the casters under Cas-
tro.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The poor, benighted heather will not
draw the line against Rockefeller's money.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

A running account OF the Russian cam
paign in Manchuria should be written.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The Car continues quiet In fact, the
Car has never had much of a reputation
as talker when talk meant something.
but just now he has the chance of his
life to get his people out OF a hole by de-
claring in favor of peace, and peace at
an early date.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Talking about 'jolts." the manner in
which President Roosevelt fired the
Panama canal commission was refresh
ing. 1t takes a man of vigor and nc
small degree of courage to summarily dis
miss body of such dignity, SO that he
can have free hand in recognizing
the commission" The joke is clearly on
Admiral Walker and his associates.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31
DISTRESSING CAn.i,

There was young man in Talasses
Who loved a girl named Cassee.
She turned him down
For a chap named Brown.
Which made him sore on the lassee.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

General Fitzhugh Lee is making an ad-
mirable president of the jamestown ex-
position. Being southern to his finger
tips and plentifully endowed with habits
of urbanity, he knows how to pay those
compliments that get the business. There
is much value in the art of "ingratiating''
in its best accepted sense, and no one
ever accused Fitzhugh Lee of not being
able to make a good impression. His Ia
bors in various parts of the country are
being crowned with success. The James,
town show may. after all, close without
deficit.
JOY IN DIXIE.
Way down south in Dixie land
There are no cares to irk us;
All the folks are happy and
Are waiting for the circus.
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The Storey case eclipses Mrs. Chad
wick in her own line of business.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Already imaginative reporters are draw
ing pictures of Mrs. Chadwick sewing
hickory shirts in the Ohio state prison
at Columbus and having 81 a week as
spending money. Her cell has been
chosen, her cell mate found and all the
other interesting details entered into, but
whole lot of people will wait until Mrs.
Chadwick is really doing time" before
they put much faith in these stories
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

New York is orowding itself to see the
circus. Lucky metropolis
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The open season for windows is here in
our midst
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The hour glass figure will be convenient
for a young mans arm.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Sir Thomas Upton AYERS that he wants
another trial to lift the odd mug" as he
facetiously dubs the Americas cup. We
will have to let him win it to get rid
of him.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

II the Czar commits suicide he will pro-
claim himself coward.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

feels like 1t, but he is apt to find his gov
eminent missing when he returns.
The revival of "Florodora' Is expected
to greatly increase the number of orig
inai sextette girls.
There are other ways to improve Bir-
mingham than by changing the names
of her streets.
centenarians are multiplying on every
hand, and they may seize osler and chic
reform him.
Is is hardly probable that Bunau-Va-
rila will get job on the Panama canal
commission.
Rockefeller does not stand to lose In
the dispute over the disposition of his
100000 gift.
In Chicago the two candidates for
mayor are engaged in firing questions at
each other.
The Russians need not be uneasy. oya-
mas scrappers will communicate with
them soon.
What Missouri and kansas together
will do for the standard oil octopus will
be a plenty.
- Do fa1
because they know they cannot learn to
whistle It.
santo Domingo's halo is not on straight.
1t has been pushed too much by cred
itors.
We may have to send a gunboat to
Venezuela to put the casters under Cas-
tro.
Up in New Jersey they are beginning to
inoculate clover seed to make them grow.
The poor, benighted heather will not
draw the line against Rockefeller's money.
A running account OF the Russian cam
paign in Manchuria should be written.
The storey case eclipses Mrs. Chad
wick in her own line of business.
---s-----
New York is orowding itself to see the
circus. Lucky metropolis
II the Czar commits suicide he will pro-
.I,;,,, h;,,,salf a coward
The glass figure will be convenient
for a young mans arm.
Mr.. Rockefeller is convinced that Kan
sas is unconstitutional
Rockefeller knows how TO keep in the
limelight at any rate.
Snake and fish editors are rather slow
in warming up.
The open season for windows is here in
our midst.
Russia is not keeping busy by trying
Stoessel.
Yes. Mcdonald is stlll governor of Col
orado.
1t will soon be the fly that is In the
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Russia is not keeping busy by trying
Stoessel
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Snake and fish editors are rather slow
in warming up.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Mr.. Rockefeller is convinced that Kan
sas is unconstitutional.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

1t will soon be the fly that is In the
soup.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Rockefeller knows how TO keep in the
limelight at any rate.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Yes. Mcdonald is stlll governor of Col
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
MATTERS OF THE WORLD

tackles stock market plunging treads
in dangerous ways but there would be
ftwer lambs shorn if the winners would
quit In time.
Georgia negro has just given out a
prediction of God made manifest through
his own august person in which he says
parlous times are brewing for the Easter
season and the days following Like all
prophets he is indefinite but the chances
are that lie could predict to certainty
where the best chickens would roost on
a dark night.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

Washington Bureau Age-Herald. 1871
Street. N. ".
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-03-31

The roses in her cneeks were like
The roses in her hair,
But to tell you where they came from
Would not be playing fair.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07
NeWU11nRevieW
Wednesday, June 7, 1905
Forester Convention.

The coming week will find this city
in possession of one of the strongest
orders represented in the state, the
Catholic Order of Foresters. 1t is
composed of a representative class OF
citizens. Men who are power in the
affairs of the state and are awake to
the interests of their own and other
sections of the state. 1t was through
the request of Andrew j. Eckstein and
the Commercial Union Of this city that
the convention was secured for the
city, and it is gratifying to all that
the interest taken in the convention
has not been confined to the members
of the order alone, but all the people
of the city have shown a willingness to
help wherever they could. 1t is one
of the characteristics of New Ulm that
when there is anything of a public
nature to be done all factiOnal feeling
is laid aside and the entire citizenship
works for the success Of the enterprise,
and the Review predicts thatthecoming
convention will find this same spirit
dominating and the meeting will be
one of the most successful ever held in
the state.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07

eyes. And if in the shadow of fame
some young love fingers to disprove
the truth of her ideals, she will not
decline either in Greek, Latin, French,
German or English, for in her heart
the love birds have already nested
and in her dresser are stockings
without toes that her ideals have fail
ed to darn, but what of that! There
are other stockings in the stores, and
darn the stockings, any way; they are
not part of the natural scheme of
life.
SO we leave her among the mysteries
OF life, standing upon the threshold of
the pearly gates ajar, wondering what
kind OF a bush biscuits grow on and
what sort of factory makes the paste
for pastry.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07
THAT TIRED FEELING.

II you are languid, depressed and in
capable for work, it iniicates that your
liver Is out of order. Herhine will assist
nature to throw Of headaches, .rheuma-
tism and ailments akin to nervousness
and restore the energies and vitality of
sound and perfect health. J. J. Hub
bard, Temple, Texas, writes, March %,
1902: Il havesused Herbine for the
past two years. 1t he's done me more
good than all the doctors. When / feel
bad and have that tired feeling, l take a
dose of Herbine. 1t is the best medicine
ever made for chills and fever" Scots.
a bottle. Sold by Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07
The Graduates.

There is something to this time of
the year that recalls the days that are
past to most of US. 1t is the gradu-
alton time, the commencement season,
when all over this great country there
are thousands OfyOung people leaving
the institutions of learning and seek
ing an opportunity to take their places
among those who guide the destiny of
the nation.
1t is a lamentab]e fact that all too
many Of the graduates have a super
fetal idea of the life they have to live.
1t is not the fault of the instructors,
but rather the fault of the system, and
especially is this true of the young
men who are turned like shorn sheep
into the untempered winds of a heart
less world to find gold in the sands of
time and diamonds in the quarries of
eternity.
But their hope is their salvation and
if they survive the first shock to their
ideals they will come out all right and
will find a starving world with open
NAV ready to be fed with anything
that bright intellect and man with
the right spoon NAV seek to shovel in
to it.
But the young lady. All hail, to her
May she bloom perennial! Let he1
puncture the sky with her ideals and
cap the mountains with her wealth Of
fame, as she lifts the world from its
mudsils of business, it's shortcake and
long division to those eternal lows
that knock the top Off of time and
scatter the star dust of eternity in oul
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07
Chinee Will Deliver German Address

Next Wednesday, evening at the Ger
man Methodist church the Rev. c. P.
HUI of Kiu Kiang, China will be in the
city to attend the Southern Minnesota
District meeting Of the Woman
Foreign Missionary societies, which is
to be held in the German Methodist
church of this city in the afternoon
and evening of June 18th. Mr.. HUI is
a native Chinese but has studied in
Germany and talks the language per-
fectiy and is said to be an Interesting
speaker. He will deliver the evening
address and a cordial invitation is ex-
tended by the members of the church
to all to be present and hear him.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07
To Land AGENTS.

This to call your notice to the fact
that the Minneapolis & ST. Louis R.
r. will sell daily during the summer
months round trip tickets at one fare
plus two dollars to certain northern
Minnesota and Dakota points, limit
for return October 31st. Low round
trip tickets also on sale daily to ST.
Paul and Minneapolis after June LIST.
For particulars call on agents, or
address, A. B. Cults, G. P. q T. A,
Minneapolis, Mimi
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07
The End of War.

One OF the members of the Hague
tribunal has suggested that there is a
possibility of an International army.
An organization for the purpose of
enforcing the edicts of the Hague, SO
that when two nations refuse to arbit-
rate in obedience to the Injunction of
the tribunal there will be a way of
compelling arbitration, and the further
statement is made that simpler and
less expensive arrangement will be to
ostracize the nation that breaks over
the rules Of the tribunal.
This is to be done by means of the
refusal Of an interchange of commerce,
the closing of diplomatic relations, in
fact the compelling of such nation to
be recognized as an outlaw. 1t would
seem that the latter would be the best,
as no nation would long care to en-
dure under such conditions.
So far the United States, under the
government of Roosevelt has been the
oi1y lIouIol1 w III w UllS uSClSlOllS
OF the Hague, and it is to the credit of
the nation that such is the case. It
would seem that the time had come
when nations shouldlay down the sword
and cease to build battle ships and
look to their own territory for future
Developments.
The world has been conquered. The
awful loss of life in the recent man
ouvers of the Russians and Japanese
has no excuse. Humanity has no claim
upon the results of that war, especial
ly as provoked by the Russians, and
the time should speedily come when
there should be no need of the expen.
sive engines of war that have dec
mated Japan and saddled upon her
a debt that will take years to pay. But
that is the smallest part OF it. The
flower of the land in the strength OF
young manhood has been swept away
both there and in Russia and there is
weeping in many homes, where other
wise there would be sunshine and
smiles.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07

WANTED-By Chicagomanufactuing
House, person of trustworthines and
somewhat familiar with local territory
as assistant in branch office. Salary
SIS paid weekly. Permanent position.
No investment required. Business
established. Previous experience not
essential to engaging. Address, Man
ager Branches, 1928 Dearborn ST.,
Chicago. 21-6t
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-06-07
GII$Sln Special Reduced
pE Excursion Rates
9ETSE-ESEH
EXCURSION TICKETS TO CLEAR LAKE
(WASECA, MINN.)

EXCURSION TICKETS TO CLEAR LAKE
(WAsECA, MIMI
will be sold by the NORTHWESTERN
Line at reduced rates during the
summer season from New Ulm on Fri
days and Saturdays at 81 IS for the
round trip limited to return until the
following Tuesday, and at S2.65 for
the round trip daily, limited to retrun
within thirty days. Black and silver
bass and pickerel fishing is especially
good in this beautiful lake, and ac-
Communications for fishermen, with
abundant supply of boats: etc., are
furnished. Modern hotels and other
resorts along the lake, with yachts add
to the attractions. For further infor-
nation apply to agents Chicago &
North Western R'y.
VERY Low RATES TO NIAGARA
FALLS, N. Y.
Via the North Western Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold on June II,
Island 10, with favorable return limits.
on account of Mobiles of the Mystic
Shrine. Apply to agents Chicago &
North Western R'y.
VERY Low RATES TO TORONTO, ONT.
Via the North Western Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold on June Is.
10, y and ~, with favorable return
limits, on account of Triennial Con-
vention, international Sunday School
| Association. Apply to agents Chicago
| & North W estern R'y.
EXCURSION TICKETS TO LAKE SHErEK
(TRACY, MINN.)
Will be sold by the North Western
Line at reduced rates during the sum-
mer season from New Ulm on FRIDAYS
and Saturdays at S1.S5 for the round
trip, limited to rnturn the following
Tuesday, and at 1926 for the round
trip daily, limited to return within
thirty days. Lake Shetek is beauti-
full summer and fall resort where the
pest of fishing and hunting can be
found, prairie chickens, snipe, ducks
and geese being plentiful. Good hotel
and livery accommodations at very
reasonable rates. The following lakes
can be reached from this point: Cur.
rent Lake, Lake Siegel, Lake Fremont
Lake Sarah, Bear Lake, Long Lake,
Buffalo Lake, Iron Lake. BeautyLake,
Willow Lake. Lake Isabella and Clear
Lake.
EXCURSION TICKETS TO LAKE WASH
INGTON (ST. PETER, EAGLE LAKE OR
| KASOTA)
Will be sold by the North-W estern
Line at reduced rates during the sum.
mer season from New Ulm on FRIDAYS
and Saturdays to st. Peter at 9Oc to
Eagle Lake at 81. 05 for the round trip,
all limited to return until the following
Tuesday, and to St. Peter at 81 40. to
Eagle Lake at S1.7O for the round trip
daily, limited to return within thirty
days. Black bass and pike fishing is
especially good in this beautiful lake,
| and accommodations for fishermen,
with abundant supply of boats, etc.,
are furnished. Modern hotels and
other resorts along the lake, with steam
yacht, add to the attractions. For