Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-06-10
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Your mother on her annual trip to
Europe, Town Topics.
Can YOU tell use The quickest way
TO get 10 the pos, aaiceg" Yes: rum
Cleveland Plain 2ealer.
Johuule-Mumgaie, / Just feel III an
ovet somehow Mother-Where do
y'a feel il the most: Johnnie-n
>eA'oi.--Iialg Holiday.
Wears Daughter Well. Joan. see
You are hooking as Young as ever.
Jth2-les, miss. thankyee. An they
ten nae In soon Ice an octogeganium.- 49,.
Punch
'No yoa take an interest in society%"
No answered Mt Cumrox, Il make
Tie Investments, but mother ana the
girls take NIL the interest Washing
tom Star
You're Such q wvetched writer it's
q wonder You wouldn't get ;ypewrit.
,ng machine" 4 would only that
would show what miserable speiler
am philadelphia Press.
Miss AScum-Ive often wondered.
/ Mir Rynes, why You poets always
speak Of the moon as silver" Mr..
| Rhymes er-I suppose it's be
cause Of the quarters and halves
Philadelphia Press
Far Gentleman tgaspiugl-W-what
! ao YOU m-meau by making IN m-me
yua after the car 50? III probably die
Of apopeNy. Polite Conductor Yes,
S.r. Transfer 10 some car going past
the morguc, sir?-Ex,
MIR Slack Johnny. don't ever let
ne hear You talk that way again,
wont have slang used In this house,
! Johnny But, pa. l Mir Slack
CGs II ont or IN hand you one, sce'--
Browning's Magazine.
The ncntist-l'u have 10 charge Won
tNo dollars and d hair for pulling that
| tooth The patent-Ol Thought yea
charged tlfty dnts2 The Dentist
Yes; but YOU yelled SO loud you scared
four other patients out of the Place
Judge
Husband Have yea heard of the
latest cure for nervons prostration2
Wife-No. What is it2 Husband
The patient ISN'T allowed to talk,
VIE Pooh, One might as well die
| from prostration as cXaSperaflou.-ll
lustrated B}ts.
whats the matter. dear" her
mother asked. II was just thinking
| the beautiful heiress answered, how
| terrible il would lee IL the earl should
decide not TO take papa's money on
| the ground that is was tainted. --
| Chicago Record Herald.
! Mamma When that naughty hoy
/ threw stones AT you, why didn't you
come and tell me instead of throwing
Them back at him? Little Willie
Huh, What good would 1t do TO tell
YOU? You couldn't hit the side of
horse Washington Life.
/ Hicks--How do you happen to be
going fishing on Friday? thought
you believed Friday was an unlucky
/ day Wicks-Wen. | always have.
But II occurred to me this morning
! that perhaps it would be unlncky for
/ the fish Somerville Journal
You don't recognize titles of uobl-
ity in this country" said the diStin-
guished foreigner "Oh, yes. we can
answered Mr.. Cumrox, mother and
the girls can not only recognize 'cm,
| hut they can quote their market vulu-
alton of-hand ~ Washington star
/ Miss Fleyme oh, Mr. Nocoyne,
! how lovely Of you To bring me these
beautiful roses, How sweet they are
and how fresh | do believe there is
/ little dew on them vet. MIR Nocoyne
-W-weu. yes there is. about GGiy
+uuts. : think; hut III pay it tomor-
row FIX.
/ Police Judge With what iustrt
mrnt or article did your wife iuhjct
these wounds on your face and head?
/ Michael Mooney Wid a motty, yer
amer. Police JudEc-A what? Mi
chaeI Mooney 4 motp wan o. these
/ frames Wild "God Bliss our Home in
Cleveland Leader.
Marmaduke Before we were mar
ricd She used 10 say "by by" so sweet
. ly when | went down the steps. Mont
morcucy- And what does she say
tnow? Marmaduke oh. just the same
nIng. "huy. buy Montmorency
Al. | see She exercises djHcrcut
spell over Won Washington Life.
"Now about those uoomerous sca0.
dals." observed the Pohick philoso-
t. ,,ti, .fttratf,st is lost this. Iha
papers say they wouldn't print EN- II
The people didn't read EN-. and Ga"
people say they wouldn't read 'em IL
/ The papers didn't priot EN-, and there
- be Louisville CoHrlerJournai
What DO Won believe is the ultimate
solntion Of this good roads move
mrutv asked the farmer "One part
water. el-N' parts cement, three parts
sand and the balance In broken stone