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4 VICTIM OF La GRIPPE.

Mrs. Henrietta A. 8. Marsh, 100 W,
18th St., Los Angeles, CAL, President
Woman's Benevolent Assn, writes:
"Isuffensd with Ia grippe for seven
weeks, and nothing could do or take
helped mo until tried Peruns.
81 felt at once that had at last
secured the right medicine and I kept
steadily improving. Within three weeks
l was fully restored, and I am glad that
I gave that truly great remedy trial
I will never be without It again."
In a letter dated August 81, 1904, Mrs.
Marsh says: II have never yet heard
the efficacy Of Peruna questioned. We
still use It. I travelled through Ken.
lucky and Tennessee three years ago,
where l found Peruna doing its good
work. Much of it is being used here
also. A. s. Marsh.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Ask your Drussisttor q free Psru"s
Almanac for 1906.
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Foxy Boy.

"Gran ma" says George, you gave
me a awful little piece of pie!"
"Why, Georgle!" cries the dear old
lady, II gave you an extra large piece.
for you"
-"Gran' ma,"-the small boy rumi-
mates few minutes before speaking
again-"Gran'ma, your glasses magni-
fy good deal. don't they?"-Cleve-
land Leader.
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Not Disposed to Criticise.

Don't you think" asked Mrs. Old
castle, that our minister is becoming
somewhat recondite?"
ooh, don't KNOW" replied her
hostess. Josiah thinks SO, but it
don't seem to me that he weighs q
pound more than he ought to for q
man as tall as m."-Chicago Record
Herald.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-01-12
Milk Produces Big Melons,

A farmer living near Marse;!les.
France, has discovered that by water
ing" his melons with milk they will
grow to twice their ordinary size. He
carries off all the melon prizes at local
agricultural shows.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-01-12
Eeard From.

Church, see that fellow Stubba has
invented a new kind of megaphone.
Gotham-Well, always said that man
would make himself heard some day
Workers Statesman.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-01-12

An Atlantic Highlands man has been
trying to save bluff from the en-
croachment of the sea. He has found out
what the wild waves are saying-they are
calling his bluff.-Baltimore American.
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Rude Woman.

Nervey-Yes, l attended Mrs. Swell
mans reception and I must say she il
quite 4 common, rude person.
Askum-What? Why, how did you get
"That's what she had the rudeness to
ask me."-Philadelphia Press.
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No Hope for Him.

I'm afraid" he said, that you are Ac
uring on giving me the marble heart"
well, what did you expect" che
asked, indifferently, Mexican onyx!-
ChicaRo Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-01-12

King Alfonso refuses to give more thar
eight hours a-day to royal business. All
is not going to take any chances of loe
ing his card of Council No. !, King,
Union.-Washington Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-01-12

The Russian brand Of patriotism may
be judged from the fact that about half
the population would leave the country
if they cauld get safely over the border.
-Philadelphis Ledger. {"
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A Guaranteed Cure for pile1.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Your druggist will refund money II PAzo
OINTMENT fails to cure in 6 to "A days. Soc.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-01-12
"a - ~
Doing Great Work.

Norisant, Mo-, Dec. l9th.-(Special.)-
That Dodd's Kidney Pills are doing .
great work in curing the more terrible
forms of Kidney Disease, such as Bright's
Disease, Dropsy and Diabetes, everybody
knows. But it must also be noted that
they are doing a still greater work in wip-
ing out thousands of cases of the earlier
stages Of Kidney Disease. Take for in
stance Mrs. Peter Barteau, Of this place.
She says.
II have been subject to pains in my
back and knees for about three years, but
since I have been taking Dodd's Kidney
Pills have been entirely cured" :,
Others here tell similar stories. In fact,
in this part of Missouri there are scores
of people who have cured the early symp-
toms of Kidney Disease with Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills: The use of the great American
Kidney Remedy thus saved not only tho
lives Of Kidney Disease victims, but thou.
sands of other Americans from years Of
sufferings.
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"A burnt chile breads do fire. said
Uncle Eben, "but de man dat done los
his money on hoss race goes aroun'
lookin' fob another tip."-Chicago jour.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
An unimnortant nntail.

flows Mary Ellen getting on?"
asked one of the neiehbors. when Mrs.
Austin returned from visit to the
house Of former resident Of the vii.
lage.
She fixed keen gaze on Mrs. Aua
tin, for rumors Of Mary Ellons domes.
tic troubles had reached the village
some time before.
why she's got everything fixed up
real nice, said Mrs Austin, slowly.
she has good house and garden,
and COW. and some o the liboliest
mems and couple o pigs, and --"
rs It true that her husband has reg.
lar tantrums every little while?" per.
sisted the neiehbor, who had small
patience with Mrs. Austin's point OF
view
"Well, we'll" said Mrs. Austin, with
some discomposure II don't see any
nsed OF dwelling on that. When folks
have good deal 81 livestock some o.
the critters is liable to be ailing now
aud then weekly Scotsman.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
DEATH RECALLS oRtm TRAGEDY.
Years Ago Men Fought to the Death
Over Mrs. Kennedy.

Years Ago Men Fought to the Death
over Mrs. Kennedy
BY the death OF Mrs Thomas Ken.
nedy in Harlem. another name was
added 10 The tragic list that began its
enrolment Ia The 0nawa hotel when
1lyies Mcdonnell fought six Of ken.
nedy's followers and killed tHo OF
them Mrs Kennedy was the cause OF
he fcud which resulted So fatally ana
which finally included among IT'S vic
Tins Mcdonnell himself
Kennedy ard Mcdonnell were gam.
bling partners. and Kennedy brought
hts wife to City Island. where Nc.
Donnel lived Mcdonnell refused Ia
allow Mis-. Kennedy to meet his wife,
SAVING that be wasn't a very decent
man himself, but he drew the line 81
respectabllity around his own fam
Ivy
The next night Kennedy and Price
attacked Mcdonnell In saloon aud
heat him severely Three nights
later they waylaid him again in the
0nawa hotel cafe and fought a Ho
'ycric battle which led 10 McDonnelPs
trial for murder Mrs. Kennedy took
tie liveliest interest in the case, and
when Mcdonnell WAS acquitted de-
clared that If God were Just MELON
nell would never die asnatural death
Some three years later Mcdonnell
was shot and Killed in Albany and
by friend Of the Keunedys al
though the immediate quarrel did not
arise from that association Ever
SINCE the Onawa hotel ARRAY Mrs.
Kennedy has been In hysterical
condition and indirectly II was the
cause OF her death New York Press
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
Keepino in step.

"Do you know German she whis
pcred, getting A. close as possible tt
the ear of her bureau Of informction
"A little, said the librarian, eau
tious from long experience
no You know how % spell 'owf'
'owfwe began the girl and Their
stopped
II think vow must mean aufWeider-
sahen, the librarian said, pleasant
II, and she spelled it slowly while the
girl copied i. on slip Of paper
70. hank youl" she said, as she
carefully bestowed the paper in her
bag. You see, have a particular
friend I'm really engaged 70 him
and he's in Germany and thought
Ii he realized that | was making an
effort to keep right along with him
In the language he'd Ice SO gEatifed.
Goodbyi Youth's Companion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
STRIKING FACTS ABOUT sLEIF
One of the Nest Mysterious Of the
Ways Of Mature.

Ways of Mature.
shakespeare said scientist,
"called sleep the ape OF death That
is a striking name for striking thing.
Sleep is wonderland Lot us ex-
1 plore IT.
"Self-hypnotlsm Is mysterious
force that we can exercise on our
/ selves in sleep alone. We are all
I sclf,hypnotists. We all, on certain
1 nights, tell ourselves firmly that We
must not oyersleep, that the next
mornlng-at 4, at 5 or 6 precise
ly we must wake up. Our sleep.
| ing selves respond 70 the hyp'
motto suggestion made the night be-
fore by our waking selves. That is
mysterious and striking, isn't 4? Still
more mysterious and striking, though,
is the fact Of our keeping track OF
the time somehow in our slumber
How on earth do we do that2
1T Is Impossible 10 DO without
sleep Men have slept standing, even
running They have slept in battle,
under fire. with guns roaring on all
sides. They have slept m unendur-
able and deadly pain
There is no torture equal TO that
which the deprivation of sleep entails,
The Chinese are the cruelest folks on
earth, and me most ingenious Of tor
,urers. Wei, the Chinese place the
deprivation Of sleep at the head OF
their torture list.
Sleep Ii a state Of rest. The heart
rests in sleep. The heart is rhythmic
muscle. not one that never reposes.
but one that works at short shifts,
like q puddler, a moment on, a mo-
mcnt of. Wei, when we sleep, the
hearts shifts of rest are redoubled.
It works then, one on, two off, getting,
indeed, pretty nearly as much repose
as we do.
THE brain in sleep becomes pale
and sinks below he,level Of the skull
When We are awake the brain is high
and full and ruddy
Not only the brain and heart but
even the ear glands rest in sleep.
That is why when we awake we al
ways rub our eyes The rubbing Is
an instructive action that stimulates
the stagnant tear glands and causes
them to moisten properly our eyes all
dried from their inaction."
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
The Chewing Puppy.

What household has not at some
time had puppy, and what woman
has not been bothered by their chew.
ing everything within reach? As soon
as our puppies begin TO want TO e'ew
anything we furnish them with a
chewing stick, for the same reason
we give baby rubber ring This
stick is simply part of broom han
die about ten inches in length.
Every time he chews anything else
he is punished and then given the
stick, and he soon learns to chew that
and nothing else. We had one puppy
who would even whine for it if it was
where he couldn't get it.-Chicago
Journal.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
Conditional Pietv.

Two Scotch fishermen Jamie and
Sandy, belated and BET )gged on a
rough water, were in some irepidation
lest they should never get ashore
again At last Jamie said:
Sandy. I'm steering. and | think
you'd better put up bit OF prayer
81 don't know how said Sandy
IL We don't, iii chuck ye over.
board sald jamie
Sandy began ~Oh. Lord. never
asked anything Of Ye for fifteen years,
and if Yen only get us safe back III
never trouble Ye again, and
"Whisht Sandy" said Jamie the
boats touched shore; don't be behold
en- 10 anybody New York World.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
Wnl L. About Hln.eIf.

Senator Foraker Of Ohio holds that,
while no good American viii lie for
revenue only. except to the assessor,
&C 40 lie n ht;ie. no matter how
truthful we consider ourselves. For
iuzfaEcr. says the senator. I know
an author who writes bang-up books.
and everybody shows g. bat be has
often io.d me thar DO writes vretched
sfu4 ana that Brown ana Smith and
Robinson are twice as clever as he Is.
Now DO "a snt believe a word ,of That
tie really believes that he can write
any man living clean ont Of sight and
whenever any critic finds fault with
his work De gets eVoriasti1giy riied
and Faesrs thaf BIS critic Is a preju-
iirei as BE Is AS truthful as ans
nan that ever lived. get he Wil lie
atont himself
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16

Anton and August are two small
Americans, five and six yeafs old, llv'
ing in a town through which runs a
pretty river Their mother gave them
strict orders TO stay away from the
hanks after a playmate had fallen in
and narrowly escaped drowning,
The very next daY the two little
brothers reached home In suspicious
ly damp condition and the mother inn
mediately took A. aside and cross
examined him confessed that
they had been Il river against or
ders Then sAc called Anton and
asked.
Where were you?"
"Where did August say we were?e
asked Anton
Never mind said the mother.
TELL me where, You were"
Wei" said Anton, slowly and
thoughtfully, Il was wherever August
said that he was"
And off he stalked, showing plainly
that the incident was ended so far as
he was concerned,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16

II would like 10 look at some house
hold goods said the tall brunette as
She entered the big furniture store.
"You see. l expect to be married
soon
All indie, !" smiled the polite
clerk. Just step this way We have
special Inducements for young cou'
pies just starting in housekeeping.
When is the glad event 10 come OFF,"
.Well--er-th day hasn't been set
as vet
"oh, ! see; the lucky young man
has Just proposed and
No, he hasn't proposed yet,
but
All, he is going to propose. How
long has he been ealling?"
Well he hasn't started calling yet
butt 7"
what is ne young mans name?"
Really, don't know at present,
but mamma says she thinks some
nice young man will start calling soon,
so wanted to be in time"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16

Various faddists have instituted sys
TENS for reading character from al
most every member Of the hunan
body aud the latest is he young WON.
AN who ar aounces herself as a reader
Of checks
The mature woman with youthful
round cheeks Is not necessarily intel
lectual. but her cheeks are an infaili
bl4 sign that she is never afflicted
With nerves OF stnginess On the
other hand the long, narrow chin
checks mark the pessimist who looks
always on the darkest side OF life and
hopes for the worst Hull cheeks
when not accompanied by an excess
OF fat, denote long life, ana if the
cheek be FULLER in the. lower part it is
additionally indicative Of hospitality
High cheek borcs 10 not ncces sarily
indicate wickedness and ayarice. ali
though a high cheek bone indicates a
cautious disposition which frequently
accompanies The ayaricious disposi-
ton.
Cheek reading promises TO become a
fad. although 70 her intimates the
cheek reader admits that her decisions
are influenced by general study OF
the face rather than by the cheek ex.
clusiyely.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
"KlTTENs" NOT TO HER TASTE.
Lady Feared Egyptian Cock contem.
plated Horrible Menu.

Lady Feared Egyptian Cook contem.
plated Horrible Menu
A lady living. in Egypt tells of an
amusing experience with her cook.
One morning after his marketiLs he
came and said he must go out a. ain.
asked him why, he replied that he
wished 70 buy some (word ineompre-
hensiblel for luncheon. For about
five minutes tried TO understand
what this mysterious word was, and
then in desperation asked him if he
knew the English Of it, He frightened
at once.
"Ou. madame Kittens
"Kittens?" ! sasped "You mean
chickens ponletsi"
Non. madame kittens"
! felt horror struck. To what kind
Of a savage country had come?
"Not kittens. All / pleaded.
"Oui madame persisted he kit
tens-trois, pour le midi
He went on repeating ''kittens-trois"
as if hoping that when the idea really
sank into my mind should not shrink
from it so much. He seemed absolute
" set on his kittens, while a picture
rose before my minds eye of three
little roasted cats appearing on dish
TO be carved by my husband at lunch
con-
Thcn ! pulled myself together, assur-
ing myself that he could not really
buy IT'S kittens TO cat and sent him
out TO ger what he wanted II turned
ont 70 be Kidneys Montreal Herald.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
Much Cause Tor Thankfulness.

They were talking about the failHre
Of the Subway tavern
Well said a lawyer Bishop Pot
ter would never have entered into this
movement if he had not known OF
many similar movements that are sue
ceeding splendidiy in England. Bishop
Potter is a well informed, a highly
educated man.
Speaking Of his education" he
vent on, Lam reminded Of a conven-
ton where | once heard him make an
address lie spoke In favor OF educa
ton. and a self made millionaire took
exception TO certain things he said.
The millionaire declared that he had
never gone to college and he thanked
heaven or 1t.
1.-THE bishop arose Instantly.
Am I to understand, he said that
the gentleman thanks heaven for his
ienorance?'
Why, yes replied the millionaire
You ean put it that way if you've a
mind to.
Then retorted Bishop Potter, All
have 10 say is that the gentleman
has a great deal to THANH heaven
for"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16

Or. Maurice Francis Egan. profess
sor of comparative philology in the
Catholic university ar Washington
has been decorated by King Leopold
Of Belgium for distinguished literary
merit When the decoration arrived
DR.. Egan was away. Mrs. Egan, who
has small veneration for royalty. for
Tarded II to him, saying in letter
that she was sending him "a sort Of
trousers button" which had just come
from Europe.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
He Was Detained.

~fd have been ont ten DAYS sooner. .
sais ihe man. vino had just been lib
Grated from prison. If it hadn't been
icf the cha lain.
"And what die he have to do with
q was asked.
~ was bin hat had me deiaire'
an there. Tic comes ~ ny cell or
afternoon to see how I was get
or. and after a hiie De asks:
And What crime did sou commit
uy nan that ther SEM SEA here2
70 vas high 1at rr5trry. YOUR
reverence. says I. Ind n3w give no
sour confidence and tell ne WHAT Won
are in for. - Cleveland Fia.rdsaler.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
LAws4NEss IN COLLEGE LIFE.
Faculty Might Be Well Employed In
Checking Ertravauance.

Faculty Might Be Well Employed In
Checking Extravaganza.
We regret TO say, as the result Of
many years Of observation that our
American colleges and universities
arc the source of spendthrift habits.
which projected into after life are the
cause Of appalling failures and of the
keencst SORROW To parents whose hopes
are blightcd The habit OF extrava-
gance and luxury has such a hold upon
colleges in this country that the facul-
tics should DE charged with new du-
ties In the matter The livery bills.
tailor bills. expenses for rides. dances
and card parties. the Indulgence in
rich and unnecessary food and drink
should be brought under faculty super
vision and control Parents will be
found readily responsive and willing
70 cooperate with the university au-
thofues iH keeping a check upon OK
pendirurcs and limiting them 10 the
actual amount required for pursuing
studies in comfort Indulgence in lux.
ury and extravaganza Should be re-
strained by prompt report from tho
college TO the student 's/home. In this
way parental influence may follow
knowledge and the student be saved
from the pcrfs % an environment in
which thousands have been wrecked.
San Francisco Call
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16

Success in life is a delicate and diff
iicult thing to define. To many right
ly or wrongly-it is synonymous with
the accumulation of wealth, the stand
ard Ok achievement ANA the end Of all
ambition worthy Of human endeayor.
But whatever may be our delincation
Of this subtle and somewhat fcllle
goddess. the possession OF a substan.
tial bank account is, for most persons
for all. in fact. who are not degen-
crates most laudahle object of am
hifions u has psychological value
all apart from iis conventional. com
mercial value. II is vertically the key
10 power-not alone through what il
buys hut through what II does-m.-
locking those secret sources Of
strength that transform the delinquent
into the alert. the yacillating into the
confident. kindling the embers Of
hope. and giving the race to the slow.
the battle io the weak Business
Mems MAGAZINE
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16

There Is not nearly so much medl-
cine given 10 people nowadays as
formerly. when doctors were invested
by a credulous public with a lsnowl-
edge they never possessed. For every
single prescription written nowadays.
2 hundred we're drawn out when
was student Many of my own
patients never have prescription.
a doctor in the Westminster Gazette.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
RATHER LONG PERIOD TO WAIT.
Joshua Wanted Boiled Wheat, but He
Was No Cook.

was w SC0fNs
Lucinda" said Mr. Melstrum, who
had just returned from a visit to a
farmer friend in The country, while
! was at,Longleys | ate some whole
wheat boiled like II better than
anything ever tasted. He gave me a
small paper sack Of the wheat so we
could cook some ourselves. How long
will it be before supper is ready?"
About half an hour" answered Mrs.
Mclstrum.
"Woll, wen have some boiled wheat,
if you please Here's the paper sack.
But, Joshua ii will have to be
cooked in a double boiler, and
Il don't care how you cook IT, I'm
hungry for some more boiled wheat"
But see here. Joshual Il viii
1T viii take a lot Of cream and
sugar: know that But we've got
plenty Of both Put it on right away,
viii you?"
Without another word his wife took
The wheat, washed II. emptlcd q into
the double boiler" and set it on the
fire.
At the end Of half an hour Mr. Mel
strum became impatient.
Lucinda" he called out from the
sitting room, isn't that wheat ready
YETI
3 Not yet" responded Mrs. Melstrum.
How much longer is it going to
take 10 cock it?"
About eleven hours and half.
That's what was trying to tell you,
but YOU wouldn't give me a chance. DO
You want 10 wait Tor it?'-Youth's
Companion.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
Need for hlndoo Women Nurses.

The only doctors admitted 10 The
rooms OF SICK EIintoo women are the
women Of low caste, who are the most
ignorant Of nurses. and the result is
seen in the appalling number OF Grip
pied, MANNED and distorted children
in India English women have opened
a hospital in north india where forty
Hindoo women are being taught TO be
physicians, nurses and surgeons.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
Love.Makinn Must Be private.

Kisses given in public are action
able by law in Russia A kiss in tho
open street Is penaliZed with "a. while
Kiss in tram car is under fine of
$24. Declarations of love On post
card make The sender liable to a ipo
of ST.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected 10 December 10. 1905. !
THE FAST MAIL ROUTE.
Shortest and Quickest Routsso
st. Louis & Chicago


! 1882 a. M. Daily Chicago Vestibule Limited,
arriving in Chicago AZ 1li3o a. m connecting
with af ornoon trains for all points east and
north.
ago n. m. Daily st. Louis Night Limited
arriving In ST. Louis At 7s0s q. m, connecttr z
At Union station for all points west. sleepin :
cars open ~ s.f5 p. IN.
6:IO n. m, Chicago Daylight ESpresr
except Sunday, makes sll stops between teiro
and Chicago, arriving in Chicago at $3.50 y. M
b:IOa. M, 81. Louis Morning Express.
except Sunday arriving in ~. Louisst ii:g
making al stops.
HIS .. m. ~. Louis Fast Mail, ART =
tug in 81. Louis 81 $50 .. m.
1915 n. IN. Chiceeo Midday Special
arriving IN Chicago, 3)p. m.
2.3sp. m. Daily II. Louis Limited, ar
irving in St. Louis AZ 1886 p. m, connectirr
Union Station for ansss City, Omaha, DeB-
yer. San Francisco and al points west.
2.35 u. m. Fast Express FOR Odin, n
6ngham, Nation, Tolons, Champaign, Obi
seo
500 D. m. Thebes accommodates.
Z 90 u. m. Chicago and Eastern Wv.
pr sas arriving in Chicago st % q M Indian
apolis 7.25 Iincin natl. :. 30 r. M. Buffalo, s.A
y ~. View York $50 .. m Sleeping cars
Chicago,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
sism.ss cure Eor snake BIC.

Here IS a Siamese prescription for
4 snake bite. Take parts Of the jaws
OF Wild hog. tame hog. and goat:
parts cf ecose bone and a peacock
bunc naris nj the tail of a FISH and ~
ie head IF q yenomous snake. Mix
aid swallow. This is supposed 20
cure the patient when the snakes
poison has caused lockjaw.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-16
vHlsne Versus City.

is 70 the credit Of our village
1ulation that seldom OF never is
re = case Of a homeless OF grossly
neglected child. We imagine that not
one IA hundred 81 Or Barnario s
poor title waits was picked up in
q village County Gentleman.