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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

DECISION.
Etates Judge Speer, of Geor-
Suggests it's Very Wide
Application.

- Emory SpeSI, III lHc OlllSu
Estates court in Savannah on Monday
confined his charge almost exclusive
" to a discussion OF the peonage de-
cision handed down last week by the
supreme court Of the United States
in the case OF Clyatt from Florida.
Judge Speer said it may be long be-
fore that court will have the oppor-
-unity to render another opinion so
vital to the future OF our country. 1T
IS salutary to the black man, but to
the white man it is infinite
" more so. AS to the la
Dor and liberty of every citi-
zen it nullifies that vicious prln-
ciple let him take who has the pow
er, and let him keep who can 1t is
true that it spares members Of the
negro race from a slavery to the
reckless and the lawless, to the de-
generate and the INSCRIPTIONS; a
slavery which, compared with that of
our fathers, differs as widely as our
conceptions OF Paradise after and be-
lore the fall of our first parents. But
its emancipation Of the white mar is
not less significant. The man guilty
Of peonage, like other slave-catchers,
is not stopped by any principle of JUS
tice to his fellowman, whether white
or black. It is noticeably true that in
a number Of cases of peonage ready
?. ling witnesses for the govern
: mt are white men, who have been
deprived OF their servants because the
modern s~lave-catcher, usually a man
OF influence and determination, him
self armed and with armed followers,
would invade the domain Of the small
farmer and by violence the most cruel
and intimidation the most reckless,
take therefrom the laborers whose
services the witness had engaged"
Judge Speer expressed the opinion
that petty municipal offences like
walking on the grass, splitting on the
sidewalk or going to sleep in a de-
pot. or lettering on the streets and
multitudes of other similar offences
are not crimes for which involuntary
servitude can be imposed. He held
that for such an ofe--se to sentence
and hold a man or child for involun-
tary servitude is peonage, and that
the penalty of this statute is applica-
bic to the person engaged in its its
imposition.
Judge Speer concluded: For my
self I do not hesitate to declare that
enforced labor on a local chain gang
ior any offence not amounting to
crime, is involuntary servitude and
peonage in the light of the decision
of the supreme court of the United
States, no matter what the state law
or municipal ordinance on the subject
NAV be. Should the Sultan of Mo
rocco or Abdul Hamid at CONSTANT
nople consign to an Oriental chain
gang American citizens for such tri-
vialities as are thus daily punished
here. before the sun went down the
steel clad battle ships of the Union
would be speeding DER mountain
wave of ocean to demand redress for
4ia ;ni,,r. or 20 auenQe the wrong.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24
It's a poor lover who ISIS unable tt
exaggerate his affections.
Afraid of Strong Medicines.

Many people suffer for years from
rheumatic pains, and prefer to do so
rather than take the strong medicines
usually given for rheumatism. not
knowing that quick relief from pain
may be had simply by app ying Cham
berlain's Pain Balm and without taking
any medicine internally. For sale by
Smith Drug Co., Pelham & Son, w. G..
Mayes and Prosperity Drug Co.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24
Peculiar Disappearance.

J. D. Runyan, Of B%utlerville, O., laid
the peculiar disappearance of his pain
full symptoms. of indigestion and bill
BUSINESS, to DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
He says: "They are a perfect rem dy,
for dizziness, sour stomach, headache.
constipation, etc." Guaranteed at W.
E. Pelham & Sons drug store; price
25c.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24
Fiendish Suffering.

is often caused by sores, ulcers and can
GERS that eat away your skin. VIM.
Bedell, of Flat Rock, Mich, says: 81
have used Bucklen's Arnica Salve, for
Ulcers. Sores and Cancers. It is the
best healing dressing I ever found"
Soothes and heals cuts, burns and
scalds. 25c at W. E. Pelham & Sons
drug store; guaranteed.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

Let but peonage be fastened on our
system and all may soon, with Rienzi,
exclaim: We are slaves, the bright
sun rises to its course and lights a
race OF slaves: it sets and its last
beam falls on a slave"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24
Mu11et! Mu11et! Mu11et!

ard all kinds of Fresh and Salt Water
Fish and Oysters. If you are dealing
in Fresh Fish, or intend to deal in them,
write for prices or send your orders to
TERRY FISH CO., Charleston, S. c.,
or COLUMBIA FISH AND ICE CO.,
Columbia, S. c. We ship only fresh
caught Fish. and our prices are as low
as they can be sold at.
Write us. Try us, and be convinced.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24
The Best Physic.

When you want a physic that is mild
and gentle, easy to take and certain to
act, always use Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. For sale by Smith
Drug Co., Pelham & Son, W. G. Mayes
and Prosperity Drug Co.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

Ii takes a woman two hours to
put on a neglige gown in which she
generally negliges about ten minutes.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

Some people can't wen have ap-
pendicitis without putting on airs
about it.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

When the strong-minded woman
loses her nerve she feels quite n
manned.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

Death loves a shining mark, but
some men die harder than others.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

The Best wa not 20 argue with
your wife is to communicate with
her by telegraph.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24
SUPERFINE

SUPERFINE SILVERWARE.
In tea and coffee sets, both ster-
ling silver and plated ware. TIE de-
and desirable with each passing year
and our grandmothers' eyes would
twinkle with amazement at the dis
play to be seen here.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-03-24

Nervous prostration is seldom the
result of an overworked egotism.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
GALBRAITH OFF
FOR WASHINGTON
ATTORNEY WILL ATTEND TO
TESTIMONY IN CONTEST.

Judge c. \. Galbraith was depart
ing passenger on the S. S. Mongolia
Thursday for San Francisco. He goes
overland to Chicago and ultimately to
Washington. lie is going partially on
private business and partially on
political mission. He goes to repre-
sent the Bierce interests I'm the appeal
ed case before the United States Su-
prm Court, against c. J. Hutchins. The
suit Is particularly interesting as the
Organic Act was amended I'm order to
permit this suit and any other suits
involving $1,000 or more exclusive Of
costs to be appealed to the Supreme
Court Of the United States from the
Supreme Court of Hawaii
Judge Galbraith is going to be in
Washington for the further purpose Of
being present when the evidence in the
Curtis .1aukea's contest against De-
legate Kuhio is opened. He will also
attend the preparation Of the testi-
mony for printing and presentation to
the next Congress. He viii be absent
six months AT least.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
HUI HAWAII
At PABLO ALTO
STANFORD UNIVERSITY SOCIAL
HAWAII HOLDS MEETING.

STANFORD UNIVERSITY, May T.,
10C5-The second and last meeting Of
the Hui Hawaii" for the present col
lege year was held on May 9Th at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. w. b. Allen. Va
rious contests which furnished a most
enjoyable time to the guests, We're in
dulged in, and handsome prizes with
ludicrous verses attached to them were
distributed to the winners, while, 20
conclude the evenings merriment, cOf-
fee and cake was served.
Before dispensing the members Of the
club all expressed themselves as very
enthusiastic over the success OF the
movement and appreciative OF the et-
forts Of the entertainers who have aid
ed so materially I'm It. 1t was agreed IN
have a great many more meetings next
year, the first one to take place some
time in September with Miss and Mr..
Robertson as hostess and host.
The following were present: Mr.. and
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
wv. WV. DIMOND & CO.,
50, 3d. 81 King Street, Honolulu, Hawaii
BASEBALL

The most interesting game on this
afternoons card viii be between the
Males ana the PunahOus. After the
thrashing that the COTS gave the cham
pions last Saturday there can be no
telling what they may do 10 the Puma
hous today Al all events their appear
ance viii be watched with great inter-
est by the fans.
The Elks ana the Kams, who play the
first game, can be relied on for good
ball Their meeting Is always an OPP
portunity for the rooters. The game
will be called at 2 sharp.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
FUNERAL or MRS. BROWN.
Services Were Attended by Many Peo-
pie Yesterday

The funeral Of the late Mrs. Catherine
X. Brown was held yesterday afternoon
at o'clock from the residence Of Mr..
and Mrs. =. p. Cummns at Pawaa.
The floral pieces were exquisite. Rev.
Father James conducted the services.
In addition 10 the many relatives and
other friends Of the deceased, her for
mer associates Of the faculty Of the
Royal school where she had been a
teacher for many years, We're present
as were her former class Of girls from
the school. The interment was in Ma
kiki Cemetery. The pallbearers were
James i. Holt, John II. Jones, Went
worth Buchanan Carlos A. Long, A.
c. Parish and George Il. Smithies.
Mrs. Catherine Kaanohiuaaokalani
Brown was the daughter Of Judge
Abram Fernandez who was a college
professor in Sweden before coming to
Hawaii. He was graduate of Heidel-
berg. When he first came to the Ha-
waiian Islands ne became the editor
Of the "POlynesian," which was one Of
the earliest publications issued here.
lie was also appointed Inspector Cen
eral Of Schools Afterwards ne became
a circuit judge and then a member of
the Supreme Bench.
Mrs. Browns mother was the chiefess
Tinao, granddaughter Of the chief Ka-
kaiakea the head chief Of the island OF
Molokai at the time Of the visit Of Ka'
mehameha the Great on his expedition
10 conquer the island Of oahu. Ke-
kaiakea was a close friend Of Kameha-
meha.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20

Saturday May 20.
Stmr. Likelike, NapaIa, from Molokai
Maui, Lanai and Hawaii ports, due.
Stmr. Kinau, Freeman, from Hill
and way ports probably arrive in af-
ternoOn.
Sunday, May q.
Stmr. Claudine Parker, from Maui
ports, due early in morning.
Stmr. w. G. Hall, $. Thompson, from
Kauai ports, due early i'm morning.
U. $. $. Solace, Bull, from San Fran
cisco, due.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
GIVE cHAMBERLAIN's PAIN BALM


No other liniment affords such prompt
relief from rheumatic pains. No other
is so valuable for deep seated pains like
lame back and pains in the chest. Give
this liniment a trial and become ac-
quainted with its remarkable qualities
and you win never wish to be without
1t. For sale by all dealers, Benson,
Smith &Co., agents for Hawaii
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
HE COMMITTED SUICIDE.

Au Chuch a Chinese aged AZ years,
committed suicide in a house at Ke-
walo yesterday, by taking opium. The
man is thought to have been despon-
dent A coroner's inquest will be held
this afternoon at 4:3O o'clock.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
PASSENGERS.
Booked To Dppart

Per S. S. Sierra, May "a, from San
Francisco; Miss Edna Tiddy, Miss
Hamilton, e. Cling, Miss Shaw, 9. Gun
ha, w. j. Elleford. Miss H. Tuchs, Miss
A. Ticker, Ward Wells, Ira Wells, Fred
McGraw, f. d. Malone, w. NJ. Gra-
ham, Miss Julia Noar, r. F.. Lansing,
T. NJ. Stock and wife, Mr.. Lorenz, e.
Wolff, Maynard Dodd, Mrs. A. l..
Hutchinson, Master Hutchinson, Mrs.
c. T.. Bunker, Miss A. Whitney, Nine.
Bodrero and 2 children, Lieut.. Com. J.
G. Leonard and wife, a. D. Porter, Mr..
and Mrs. Hayselden.
Departing.
Per S. S. Coptic, May 10, for the ORR
ent: Dr. n. Russell and f. j Walker
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
KINAU Mil DID LATE.

The steamer Kinau viii not arrive
here until 8 o'clock this afternoon nor
even later from her run to Hilo ana
way ports. She Is loading sugar at
Mahukona this trip.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
Month, MAY, for 30 years.

Temperature QS9O-19O4 incl.)
Mean or normal temperature, rs deg.
The warmest month was that of 1895,
with an average of 76 deg.
The coolest month was that of 1902,
with an average of "A deg.
The highest temperature was 81 deg.
on May 28 1897.
The lowest temperature was 60 deg.
on May and 6, 1902.
Precipitation Grain 1S77-1S94, incD.
Average for month, 2.33 inches.
Average number Of days with .O1 Of
an inch or more, y.
The greatest monthly precipitation
was 11.29 inches in 1885.
The least monthly precipitation was
0.23 inches in 1878.
The greatest amount Of precipitation
recorded in any "a consecutive hours
was 9.6S inches on May 10, 1885.
Clouds and Weather OSS4-19O4, incD.
The prevailing winds have been iron
the northeast.
station: Honolulu, r. II.
Date Of issue: April IS, 1905.
ALEX. McC. ASHLEY,
Section Director. Weather Bureau.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
MEN AND ROuBLEEe.

Russia has lost half million men IN
the war. And the men are not worry
ing h0r as much as the rOubleg.
GGGGeAGGGGGGGGeGeGGeGGeGaG
Mrs. W. -. Allen Mr.. and Mrs. -. q.
Allen, Mr.. and Mrs A. d. Larnach, Mr..
and Mrs. Jordan, Miss u. NJ. Robinson
Miss j.. r. Pearcc, Miss @. Feather
stone, Mrs. Perry, Miss NJ. Il. Stolz and
Messrs. Scale, y. y. Robinson, w. j.
Galbraith, Jr, f.. y. Malone and f.
Schnack.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20

Saturday, May 20.
Stmr. he Au Hou, Tullett for XII
lauea, at p. m.
Stmr. Kauai, Bruhn, for Waimea and
Eleele, at 3 p. IN.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20

When you feel tina. usual attack Of
Spring fever coming on, don't punish
yourself with unpleasant medicines
Just order a case OF Rainier Beer and
be comfortable.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20

Want ads IN the Star bring quick re-
suits. Three lines three times for 70
cents.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20

Want ads in the Star bring quick re-
turns. Three lines three times for 25
cents.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
L. S. Department Of Agriculture
Weather Bureau.

The following data, covering a period
of 80 years have been compiled from
the Weather Bureau and McKibbin
records at Honolulu, T. II. They are
issued to show the conditions that
have prevailed during the month in
question, for the above period of years,
but must not be construed as a fore
coming month.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20

Times Of the tide are taken from the
Y. s. Coast and Geodetic Survey ta-
bles The tides at Kahului and Hilo
occur about one hour earlier than at
Hawaiian sta dard time is
10 hours 80 minutes slower than Green
wiclB time, being that of the meridian
OF 157 degrees 30 minutes. The time
whistle blows at 1880 p. m, which is
the same as Greenwich, hours, min
utes. The Sun and Moon are for local
time for the whole group.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
Pacific Mail Steamship Co.
Occidental & Oriental S. S. Co.
FOR SAN FRANCISCO.
FOR CHINA AND JAPAN.

a
o o one
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-05-20
AMERICAN HAWAIIAN STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

DIRECT MONTHLY SERVICE BETWEEN NEW
YORK AND HONOLULU, VIA PACIFIC COAST.
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29

Tire Rarnun & Bailey Greatest Show On Earth would keep a company Of census takers guessing. It is a Tower of Rebel for tongues a panorama or nations. a cOngIe Iess of religions, a gath e1ing of families and clans, and it has six pay days a week.
 Ten hundred and sixty-hve persons are on the circus pay rOlI-men, women and children. They come from twenty one different carts of the world and range in color through the whites blacks, browns and yellOws. Ten of them are Japanese, thirty are French, two are Swiss, twenty are Italians. two are Portugese. four are BOhemians, six
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29
JUDGE STEELE, RECEIVER
Will Probably be Re!r s:n'ed Locally
 by [. J. Ean.

\ report has been current for few days that C. J. Hall is to be the local representative of Judge Steele. recently appointed receiver of the Arizona Wa ter company. BIT Hall it is under stood has nothing to say in the matter though the fact that the story is not denied may be taken as proof that if his appointment has not already been made, it will he.
 ". B. Clearv, who mas had charge ge the water cOmpauy's business here for several years, said last evening that .Hs hoped the Information was correct 9p any event he could not be appoint cs4 as Mir. SteeIe's agent for he is still ghe repr resentative of the company for Sfhici the receiver has been appointed Further than that, he says he is anX- i0us to turn the business over to the proper person as soon as can be done En 9 proper way. for he has had iE mind for sometime, the changing of his residence and his occupation.
 Asked what he was going to do and where he would move to he replied to the latter question that he had not de- cided certainly where he would make his home. but he had very seriously considered going to southern Arizona, prubaly to Cochise county. To the question Of bushes he replied that he intended wherever he went to resume the practice of law, which was his profession before he came here as the representative Of the water company.
 Tn respect of MT. Hall it may truth fully be said that he is a logical candi- date" for the water users generally, as he is perhaps as familiar with the COmpany's affairs as any other person tn the valley. On a former occasion when the company was thrown in the hands or 9 receiver. MT. Hall perform ed the functions of that office in a man her that secured for him the highest compliments Of the court.
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29
coNsuLTINa ENGINEERS
Sailed Yesterday for Colon to Look
 Over Canal Enterprise.

New York. Seps. 2S.-The board of -consuItinE engineers and several mem bers of the Panama canal commission rallied t0da y for Colon on the steamer Havana. Their purpose is to inspect the work already done on the canal and also its proposed route, in order to report to the commission the best kind of a canal to build. Tn the party were Theo. ?. Shontz, chairman of the commission; Rear Admiral Driscol, r. T. Ernst and B. M. HaTrod, all of the canal commission.
 MORGAN DECLINES.
 Birmingham. Ala, Sept. 2S.-SeuatOr
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29
KILLED A FoOTPAD.
Berkeley Policeman Makes Good Shot
 at Right Man.

Berkeley. Calf. Sept. 2S.-In bat tie with four footpads early this morn ing Policeman John L. Lestrange shot and killed one of the men whose body now lies unidentified in the Berkeley mOrgUe.
 Lestrange was commanded by one of the highwaymen 70 hold up his hands. but the officer drew his revolY- CT and fired. The bullet penetrated the mans juguiar vein and he dropped dead after running fifty yards. He had three companions who made their es- cape. A revolver was found b-- the side of the dead man and on his per son was a safe cracking outfit.
 It is said of an Atchison woman who has been sick, that she looks SD much worse than a ghost that sha suS- eest a ghost with a bad liver-Atchi- son Globe.
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29

Harvard Medical Collece. Vas sSsmeriy mem Der Oi inc Rhode island and Colorado state Medical Societies. and UNITED STATES PEEsTOE EEAAI- IVER. Health is weaIth-Eco1Omy to be well are yOJ suffering from sOmo chronic altcciloul Are TuI weak, sick and unable to perform tEe ordinary duties O. iife2 r so, beware of patent meGiciues, Inexperienced and Unskilled pnysi. CIans. Dr. Hibbard employs none but rstlOual md scientific methoL--he uses 10 injurious Srurs n removing tho poisonous effects Of BLOOD AND PRlNAFE DIS EASES from the system. SEXUAL WEAKNESS, with all it's C%nesut effects pnziL.ge.g cured by the latest and beat remedies. Chrome, nervous, blood, iCdney, urinary. bladder ant special diseases treated Il c strictly uD-fo-date IGEGC-.
 Hubbard BuildIDg,
 26-23 Sculh 21d Ey.. PaCFm, Arizona.
 COnsajtatiDn fre'. Hours 10 10 T. to 3, and jtO c, Address ali cOnmnnica tlons,
 SHlLLFUL. SUCCESSFUL
 IGAIGNlu4dg PELLASLE SROCRES SsSss
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29

John T. Morgan of Alabama has writ ten letter to Chairman Shonts of the Panama canal commission, declining the invitation to accompany the com mission to Panama. The senator thinks nothing will be accomplished by the trip.
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29
AT pENSACOIA.

Pensacola. Fla, Sept. 2S.-The vel low fever report to 6 D. m.: New cases. [; total to date, 122; deaths 3; total to date. 21: cases under treat ment. 55; cases discharged. IS.
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29
YELLOW FEVER REPORT.
EiqFt New Foci Added to New Orleans
 ist

New Orleans. Sept. 2S.-The yellow fever report to D. m.: New cases, 23: total to date, 2.941; deaths, i; to- tai to date. 3S4; new foci, s; eases un- der treatment 261; eases discharged, 2296.
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29

"You are the mysterious Mir. Rallies from The Hub
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29
Nothing Suoceecs LIxo suocet
DEss EsEBBA8sD IS KNOy.tI THROUGHOUT
 THE SOUTHWEST AS 4 Leading Specialist. IH CHRONIC DISEASES

He has the confidence and patronage Of the leading business Tu or, and I'll Os | prominent citizens Of Arizona The DoDtf,r ia 1 u-aluaro ( {
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29

'You are the mysterious MT. Rallies from The Hub"
Arizona republican., 1905-09-29
A CIRCUS CENSUS

''You are the mysterious MT. Rallies from The Hub"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-06-02
Furnishing an object Lesson.

The teacher of the class in biology.
who was standing before the black
board, crayon in hand, became impa-
tient.
II want your attention, children, = he
said, sharply. Il am showing you the
principal points in which the anthropoid
ape differs from man. If you wish to
understand it you will have to watch me
closely Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-06-02
Trouble.

Mrs. Hiram Offen-Insert this adj
vertisement for a girl, but, for goodness
sake! don't put Help Wanted oyer it.
Clerk-No?
Mrs. Hiram Offen-No, that implies
that | expect to do most of thework my
self. The last girl | got this way held
me to that.-Philadelphia Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-06-02

The two strangers who had accident
ally met in the hotel lobby were dis
cussing friends.
mo" said the tall, thin man, very Sc
riously, I'm looking for the friend who
is a friend in need"
The fat man rose hastily and con-
suited his watch.
by Georgel" he exclaimed. you'll
have to excuse me! / almost forgot that
engagement."-Brooklyn Life.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-06-02
willing to Do the Correct Thing.

Lawyer - There is your divorce,
madam. You are free, of course, TO
marry again, If you like, but as a mat
ter of propriety ] suggest that you
wait awhile.
Fair Client-How long do you think
l ought to wait, Mr.. Sharpe-a week?
Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-06-02
Looks That Way.

McFlub-So you don't believe in in
dieting the trusts?
Sleeth-No, sir; l do not.
McFlub-And why not?
Sleeth-It only reminds EN- of what
a cinch they've got and they imme-
diately boost the prices another notch.
Chicago Sun.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-06-02
Downward Road to Success.

Philosopher-Young man, in order
to succeed in life you must begin at
the bottom and work up.
Young Man-That wasn't my ia
theirs motto. He began at the top and
worked down.
And made a failure, | suppose?"
Not at all; he made a fortune coal
mining. '-Tit-Bits.