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Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
Heroism.

"This little tale OF mine" said
Woody Ritter. is founded upon fact
Yes" .eplied Crittick, its very
evident that you are the hero of it
you and 10 other
Why do you say that?'
Il observe that you have the courage
to sign your name TO 1t. Philadelphia
Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14

Absence of occupation is not
rest"-not by a mile, if you have
creditors or obligations of my kind.
If you watch the want ads. you will
learn that you arc wanted.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
STATEN ISLAND
RAPID TRANSIT R. R

Time table in effect November 18th, 1905.
Perth .Amboy to New lork-6.l5, G.lh,
T. 5,oo NJ ~ i.' 1i$a' L' &c. IS. SS.ii55' gi!!ss, i 5.s5.
6.35. 7.4S. S.4S. lois, aiI.iS-P. NJ
sundays ana Legal Holldays,
So - So az; lo.47 ~ a n.
Sew York to Perth Amb9y-Goo. 100.
$50. 3.ao' 100. 5.lt, $50, Sac. 6.i5, G.So'
7.30. a.00, 1000, 100. el2.00 r. NJ.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
$50 300 1000, 100, TOO NJ, LOO.
Ferry between Perth Amboy and Totem
Leave Perth AmTlbleISy;-515. CHS. Gas.
ZOO, 1888, 500, s.l7 s.25. az. 1910. il,
i. \. NJ; i2tS' las 2;4S' 3tS, t.25. d.55,
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
60, G.4h, ~, $50. S.i7. 9.47, 1871,
lI:47 \. NJ. 1..47, la, ~. 3.47. 40,
5.47, ga. ~, S.l7, az. 1920, ll.2o
Leave Tottcnvillc DaiIy-i.O3, 5.55, g.
a. G.i3. ,,.oS, 7;i5, S;l2i 9:05. 9:S6. 1000
i.a5. 5.io, 5.25, G.i5. $50, III. Gs$, S.$&,
a.2o!, 1903, 100. 1l.S3, 1908 p, NJ, 1903
sunday ana Legal Holidays.
Gao. 7.l6. 500. &.3d. $50, 10.05, HOE
COS. 7.o5.. sos, 9.O5, 1000, 1895 r. NJ.
IS,hI y. VI.
Express train leaving Perth Amboy at
1873 \. NJ. viii stop at New Dorp only at
1.57 i. NJ.
express train leaving New York at
80 T.. NJ. win stop at New Dorp 0nly at
$40 T.. NJ. viii stop 1T Mex Dorp only at
COS l.. NJ.
Express train leaving Perth Amboy at
$40 4. NJ. will stop at Pleasant Plains at
S.1I. Eiugucnot az Sis. Ncw Dorp ut S.e1.
eLogal holidays only.
lWll run holidays but not sundays.
Gee. ]. BROWN,
Genl Tralfic .AEt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14

Jacobite, purchased by e. R.
Thomas, Saturday, for $4,000, will
remain under the charge of A. j..
~Joyner, who will train such horses
as may be registered the property of
e. Thomas and sydney Paget.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
Whu Sha Hesitated.

"Can you nGt see by looking in my
eyes what is in my heart? Then why
do you hesitate?'
Il can read what you've got in youI
heart, but | can't read what you've got
in the bank."-Hous;on Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14

Gardens drug store, IL Hall av-
enue Is a branch Office for the EV-
ENING NEWS where Want" Ads.
Te received.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
Probably Not.

Mobberly-ls your picture going to
be hung?
Dobberly-l don't know. | heard a
member OF the committee say that
hanging was too good for it.--Cleve-
land Leader.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14

NASHVILLE. Tenn. Nov. 14.--Miss
Rillie was a handy winner in the mile
ana a sixteenth handicap at Cumber-
land park. First and second choices
were III the a~scendancy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
Hixh Chanceuor Al Oakland.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. IA. = High
Chancellor, who was second in Satur-
days handicap. won easily in the
fourth race ut Oakland.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
noHNsACK HIGH SCORES.

High scores were rolled as follows
on the Bohnsack alleys last night:
Frank Schantz, 23S; and Charles
Henry 227.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
No Need in Her Case.

Notary-You acknowledge. madam.
that the signing of this paper is your
own voluntary act. and without com
pull
Mrs. Meekun chastity lnterruptlng)-
| do.--Chicago Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
BLOoDGooD HIGH SCORES.

Joseph ,Hornsby rolled 21S ant
Lewis Ernst 200 and 202 on thu
Bloodgoodi alleys last night.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14
SCORES.

On the Hartmann alleys last night
Chris Nelson rolled 224 and Earl Nc
Lane 223.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14

ricn,-cite Fa,or~ Prince Charles.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-14

Subscribe for the NEWS.
The Washington times., 1905-12-03

Extra size l large drawer.
French legs. neatly arranged
interior. highly polished and
good construction.
The Washington times., 1905-12-03
M'CLEARY CONSOLED
BY WAYS AND MEANS
Defeated by Tawney for Appropria-
uOns, He Takes Next Best.
Democrats Lose Place.

The practical assurance that James
A. Tawney Of Minnesota viii be the
new chairman OF the Committee on APP
propriations has somewhat cleared the
air as TO some of the other House COM
mittee assignments
Mr.. McCieary, the leading candidate
against Tawney for the Appropriations
leadership. has agreed TO accept the
consolation prize OF a good place on
Ways and Means. from which he will
have opportunity 10 take "a leading part
on all tariff affairs
The Democrats have received a few
rays of light on the difficult question
ot their committee assignments. II is
expected that Representative Oscar
Underwood OF Alabama will be given
the Democratic vacancy on Ways and
Means.
There are two vacancies on the Demo
cratic side OF the Appropriations Com
mittee. but IL is thought the Speaker
viii give only Cne OF them 10 a ..arnc-
cTat. cutting down their proportion of
representation To this extent. Pierce OF
Tennessee and Benton of Missouri are
the two Democrats whose defeats AT the
polls left the vacancies. Talbot OF
Maryland is thought To be slated for
the place, with Sullivan OF Massachu-
setts as second choice.
The Washington times., 1905-12-03
Baltimore and Return, sI.a5, Baltimore

and Ohio Railroad. Every Saturday and
Sunday All trains both ways. both
DAYS. except Royal Limited. Hourly
Service" week days
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1t Recalled the Honeymoon.

Here is a quaint little story told Of
young couple upon thelr wedding trip.
crossing from Dover TO Calais. Jenny
had grown tired aud sickly on deck.
and James had led her to the saloon
below. lovingly wrapping her up in
Scotch plaid in a snug looking corner.
He then went and fetched her some
eau de cologne and was not less lavish
Of endearing words until-until he
found he had made mistake
His wife had moved to another cor
ner Of the saloon more free from
drafts, and an elderly woman with just
the same sort Of plaid had taken her
place Realizing the condition Of af
fairs. James dropped the cologne bottle
and fed. Later he induced his wife to
go and apologize TO the woman he had
unwitungly layished tenderness upon.
and Jenny went.
My dear" said the elderly woman
tearfully. don't apologize 1t was
nice to be called such sweet names. It
reminded me of my honeymoon time.
It's many long year since my John
had a tender word for me.
John never meant to be unkind and
probably did love his wife Only. like
too many other married men, be fan
cied that the love which made for
itself speech without measure before
marriage had no need TO break silence
afterward-L London Tit-Bits.
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The modern name of Prussia IS de-
rived from Borussi, or Porussi, who
conquered the country about SO B. c.
Little is known concerning Prussia and
its people till the tenth century except
that that portion of the Baltic shore
which IS now included In the kingdom
of Prussia was formerly inhabited by
Slavonle tribes akin IN customs and
languages to the Lithuanlans They
came in occasional collision With wave
after wave Of the great Teutonlc race
as II flowed down from the icy north,
receiving their first knowledge Of Chris
tianity FROM Bishop Adalbert Of Prague.
whom they martyred In 997. IN the
middle OF the thirteenth centurT the
Teutonlc knights. on their return from
the crusades, undertook the conquest
and conversion Of Prussia The Borus
sla element mingled with the followers
OF the Teutonie knights. and eonse-
quently with the Poles
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Ealarfno rfrs same yr.ar4 ga,zaa and
aY1.g INTO the 80 aft.r 80, Ven
tf,,.,5.,st md ,,l.,... tr.,. lsrt. ras,,,r..5
t.r yorsre and il. rsvI rat,,rg..4 -
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thay r.ers ne, ~ ,f. ,,I,,,,,,-s,. H. ,r,r,.
ain Hannah snd a., anria,t f.ufiI,
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be,,,rs .be,g soatal ,,.ftl,f,,# "a gsI.I.r5
Iang+h ~ H. 49,, ard taal. ,,,,.,s ha.,.
q,;ng ,,nt 41anaat,.s ,,sr,ia,, and .9.
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AN AID TO HEARING.
Opera Glasses Help the Ears as Well
a. the Eyes.

Opera Oiaases Help the lars as Well
the Eyes
Hurry them along, please" said the
woman customer as she left pair Of
opera glasses for repairs at q Chest
nut street store. 4 can't hear well at
the theater without them"
Another customer who was waiting
smiled when the woman left at her APP
parent mistake. she meant she could
not see" he observed.
No reJoined the optieiani she
meant just what she said. Opera
glasses are an aid to hearing as well
as to sight. You can prove it any time
you are seated well toward the rear ii
a theater by training the glasses on a
singer As long as you keep the singer
under scrutiny with the glasses you
will be able to follow the words Of the
song with ease Drop the glasses and
you VIII notice q difference. II will
require more or less Of a strain 10
catch the enunciatlon distinctly.
by the use of opera glasses a the
ater patron is enabled TO note distinct
" every movement Of a singers lips,
and the unconscious lip reading great
II aids the sense Of hearing If you
ever attend public meeting where II
Is impossible to get close 10 the speak
ers provide yourself with opera glasses
and you viii be surprised how greatly
they will aid you IN hearing s-Phila
delphia Record.
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Mezsofanti,s Memory.

Cardinal Mezzofanu had a memory
little short of miraculous. Dr.. Russell.
his blographer, says that the cardinal
spoke with the greatest ease thirty Ian
guages. that he spoke fairly well nine,
that he used occasionally, but not with
fuency, eleven more; that he spoke i'm
perfectly eight and that he could read
eleven more Taking, In addition. the
number of dialects he used, some SO di-
verse from the mother tongue as TO
constitute a different language, DR..
Russell says that the cardinal was
master of no less than III different
languages and dialects. His German
was SO excellent that he WAS taken for
a native of Germany, while his French
and English were equally pure. DR..
Tholuck heard him converse in Ger
man. Arabic, Spanish. Flemish. Eng
fish, Latin, Greek. Swedish and Por-
tuguese at one of the popes receptions.
and afterward Mezzofanti gave him an
original poem in Persian and left him
TO take lesson In Cornish. He knew
several of the American Indian Ian
guages and nearly all the dialects Of
India.
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BEAU BRUMMEL.


Some Incidents In the Life of This
Noted English Fop.
An English paper prints number Of
stories Of Beau BrlmmeI. some OF
which perhaps arc not generally
known At the Pavilion. al Brighton.
he ordered the footing 70 empty his
elunbo& Into tie fire because "a bishop
had taken a pinch unasked. 4 man
whom be had met at dinner offered
him a lift III his carriage To Lady Jer-
seF's bail Thank sou exceedingly"
said the Beau. but bow are you 10 90.
You would not like to get up behind.
and | cannot be seen IN the same cur
rIage with you He made no secret
Of his humble birth and wheE asked
about his parents declared that the
poor old creatures both cut their
Threats years ago eating peas with
knife" once at least Brummel met
his match He was playing hazard al
Brooks, when Il well known alderman,
a brewer. was one Of the party.
Come, Mashtub," said Brummel, who
was the caster. what's your set"
Twenty five gulneas," was the reply
We'll, then, have at the mayors pony"
said Brummei. who proceeded to cast,
and by a run Of luck Won the stake
twelve times In succession. Poeketing
the money. he thanked the brewer and
promised that in future he would drink
no ones porter but bis. 81 wish, sir"
replied the brewer, that every other
blaekguard in London would tell me
the same"
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CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
What Lincoln said When Harvey
Ended a Two Hours Talk.

The late Hon Charles ". Slack told
the following of the Hon. Peter Har-
vey, the friend and biographer of Dan
lei Webster.
MIR Harvey was large man with
small voice and that pomposity Of man
ner that many very dithdent men pos
sess. Above everything he valued and
prlded himself upon his friendship with
the great expounder."
The first year of the War of the Re
bellion lie went to Washington, and on
his return was asked how he liked
President Lincoln.
Well" be said, Mr.. Lincoln Is q
very singular man. went on TO see
him. and told him that had been an
intimate personal friend Of Daniel
Webster that I had talked with him
SO much on the affairs Of the country
that I felt perfectly confident I could
tell him exactly what Mr.. Webster
would advise In the present crisis. and
thereupon ! talked 10 Lincoln for two
solid hours. telling him just what he
should do and what he should not do,
and. Will you believe II, sir, when I got
through all Mr. Lincoln said was, as he
capped his hand on my leg. Mr.. Har-
vey, what a tremendous great calf you
have got Boston Herald
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Pressed wrath OF weeks teuut W..
4 hate you She fgftgri ~ st5fmily.
The next moment she had flashed
through the door and was gone. Ray
m1ud, oddly depressed ia spite Of his
victory, followed slowly
he world was Hooded with the tran
qull glory Of the moonlight as he went
out \ narrow path led to the road
where a row Of naples lifted their
lcufy branches to the starry skies, aud
Raymond, faHeying that he caught the
CLEAN of White dress there under the
trees. felt his heartheats quicken.
Somehow he had been looking forward
to walking home with III. girl Then
as he turned from locking tie door a
dark figure rushed by the corner Of the
schoolhouse, there WIS v8I,,as shrill
scream. something heasE struck his
forehead, aud Raymond fell
It must have been nearly an hour
later when Raymond aHl Miranda
stopped at the gate Of the gi-l's home.
Hearing footsteps Mrs iIemming
came out To meet them.
We'll. she said so hear you've
been having trouble with Mirandy
Tom was here In quite state and
wanted me 10 Interfere II. I Judged
you knew how 10 run your own game"
comfortably Did re meet him." Ray
mond, feeling the bump left by the
stone on his forehead, laughed.
Yes. we met him." he said whim-
gIn lfrr nj Ia. Loo In Il . NO
10 his opinion Of me Indee . 1 might
say that he LETT a decided in preston.
Ii It had not been that .r,..da, sus-
pecting there might be t r. e. walt
ed But, after all, do / aAow that
| blame him much," he went on. lie
could not appreciate that was acting
in Mranda's best interests" with mis-
chieyous emphasis Miranda, very shy
and conscious. flushed. Mrs. Hemming
lifted her hands.
What ever am I going to do with
that girl:' she CALCULATED Really
she's growing fairly unmanageable. II
she only had a father" The young
man became suddenly quite grave.
will you intrust tie task to me,
Mrs Hemming?" he asked i think
understand her better now"
Trust you" cried Mrs. Hemming
why, ye're nothing but boy your
self How could you be u father to
her." regarding him in perplexed as
constituent Raymond bent and pos
sesscd himself of the girls slender
hand
NO. | suspect that l coukin't be q
father to her" ne agreed. La she has
Just promised to marry Re
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why Prison Doorkcepers Are surly

why are the doorkeepc Il prisons
always surly? l guess ii is because
they have to answer SO many foolish
questions. said prison do1skeeper.
"Only this morning Il ~ comes at
the bell 1 halt in the middle Of my
breakfast. I tramp down the long cor
ridor. l unlock my fifty toH .loor with
my twenty pound key. Outs e stands
a tough young man. his hat Oh the side
Of his head. who says:
+" Boss. when'H Joe Mace get out?
Me and another feller's got bet on it
People come here and ask me when
this prisoners trial and that prisoners
trial take place They come here with
out permits and demand 10 see a prls-
oner with the same air as you'd go TO Il
friends house and deman to see your
friend. They bring presents to prison
ers-boxes Of cigars. bottle Of rum,
scarfplns and poker dice. It the con
slant rebufing of all these + )!ish per-
sons that makes the doorkeeper of
prison surly Philadelphia Bullsdn.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-21

In a book on his adyen.n. in Tibet
Colonel L. \. Waddell wc.tes: "One
curious result OF the cold should be
mentioned namely, its effect upon
the speech of the people. A peculiar
ity Of the language OF the Tibetans in
common with the Russians and most
arctic nations. is the remarkably few
vowels in their words and the extraor-
dinarlly large number of consonants.
For example. the Tibetan name for
Slkhlm is Hbrasjongs. Indeed. so full
OF consonants are Tibetan words that
most of them could be articulated with
almost ssmiclosed mouth. evidently
from the enforced necessity TO keep the
lips closed as far as possible against
the cutting cold when speaking"
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The Giants Chair.

In Dolgelly. IN the north of Wales,
there is d mountain celebrated in folk
lore. poetry and song as Gader Idris,
or Idris' Chair The hollow, couchike
excavation on the top Of the mountain
has given the peak its name According
10 the Welsh bards. the depression was
caused by the giant Idris long using it
as a chair There is a local tradition
In north Wales that whoever passes the
night in the Giants Chair viii be found
in the morning either dead, crazy or
endowed with the highest poetical as
pirations. Idris is yariously represent
ed In Welsh tradition as prince. magi-
clan, sorcerer and astronomer. the only
thing Oh which all authorities agree be
ing his immense stature The Lake
Of the Three Pebbles which lies at
the foot Of the Giants Chair. contains
three large blocks of stone. which Idris
is said 10 have once poured out Of his
boots. The smallest Of these stones
will weigh ton and a half
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-21

A treat In an Australian wilderness
camp is thus described by an explorer:
"On our way down. Of course, it was
necessary 10 stop at McLeod's camp
to get something to clear the bronchial
tubes. There was one great Scotch
man among the party, who said, when
asked him what his poison was,
'Weel, III just take a tin Of fruit He
had tin Of pineapple. Now, the price
Of preserved fruit al that time and IN
such a place was something 10 make
you sit up, 50 that scotchman scored. .
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Tridacna shells.

Tridacaa shells are very commonly
used in churches IA Europe for holy
water basins and even floats The lar
gest perhaps are those in use at ST.
Peters. Rome. These shells attain a
weight of 500 pounds (the two valves
together. the animal itself sometimes
being twenty pounds In weight The
word "tridacna" is from the Greek tri-
daknos (eatcn at three bites, but who
could eat q twenty pound animal ct
three bitesf-St. Nicholas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-21

Joy is one of the greatest germ kill
ers in existence. 1t is a positive ra-
diant force. irresistible and compelling.
before which all discouragements and
ills 20 down IN utter defeat A good
dose OF joy Will do more for you than
any tonic or medicine you can name.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-21
Hard ON Nornh.

Scene: The wilson's dining room.
Norah, the sloyenly cook, puts her
head in al the door
Norah = Place. ma'am, viii We be
afther tellln me whln I'm TO know
whether ii pudd MS baked or not:
Mrs Xilson-Stick knife into the
middle Of ii, and If the knife comes
out clean the pudding Is ready TO send
TO the table
Mr.. Wllson-And. Norah, if it does
come out clean stick all the rest of the
knives In the house into the pudding
Woman's Home Companion.
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Ire You Prepared for Warm Weather?

u not, We are pre-
4 papsl Cor Won with
a thoroughly cN-
elusive Stock offspring
Suit. aud light Top
Goats Every gar.
iglelii Ne shnw has
such an AR ef in.
,lividnlils that no one
would lplievril ha,ln /
lssn male 10 order l,y
an expensive custom
iailur. The mesi cur
s',ry inspection will
fsanviuv. Yum thai the
@tyle-are absolutely
s,rrrt. thai the tailor
M isef highest order
ALL that the fabric
arr 81 sterling quality
but its ,u Auaf size
that $ the ls'>t way t,l
satisfy Yourself that
~ arr offering YOU
The
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-21
The RrIck In His Hat.

shorty I'm sho late. m dear" be
gan Dlngle apologetieally, but shome
fresh jokers stopped me an wouldn'
lemmee GO
Indeed Z" interrupted his wife. Why
didn't you take the brick cut Of your
hat and hit them with itGH-Philadel-
phla Press
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INTERESTING
Partial Contents for this Month

Course IN English for the Beginner.
Course in English for the Advanced
Pupil.
How to Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The Art Of Conversation.
Should and Would: How to use Them.
Pronuneiations Century Dictionary
Correct English in the Home.
Correct English in the School.
What to Say and What Not to Say.
Course in Letter-Wrlting and Punctu-
alton.
Alphabetio list of Authorizations.
Business English for the Business Man.
Compound Words; How 10 Write
Them.
Studies in English Literature.
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A well known physician has observed
that the best thing th4t can aappen TO
Il man with diabetes IS not - find 1t
out. aud the same might be said with
some jdstice Of number Of diseases
Hospital
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One need not thrust his hand into a
raging furnace even though he knows
that a precious jewel les therein He
may be patient Until the flames are
spent-From THE bishops Niece. by
George II. Picard
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BLACKW ELLIS
Insurance Agency
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

ESQ large Manufacturing Plants with power
flsfen.raam House corner jefferson and
Clinton streets
SeNen-room Heuse corner DelsyAn and
tfruTEr streets
Segru-roam House. on Drleyan street, be-
taefu George aud Union streets
lIFsse sfss efi-runm Houses on Elm street
liHiit-ruum House. EuttunH oud street
EiThf-rnam House, Clinton street
lHu new Houses, Delaware avenue All i'm
improvements
seven rnam House York street
rs-s rn-raum houss. Lambert street.
slf-feom House L Mon street, below Ferry,
large Double Brick House, Goryeil street.
sessrAi desirable farfHs for sal. near Lam
irFiRiile containing from 70 10 10 acres.
Three lois near IambertYtllr.
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MONEY WANTED.

ssfss, u AN, 81 ~. 81 81, seo ssg all FIRST
mortgage. on city property aud desirable IN
Nestmruts
Money, IL loan in large amounts on i'm
proved Heal Estate
Once open evenings to 5 O'Clock
Lock Box i6s, q 4. BLACKWELL
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me Brass Band.

"George9'
Eyes, dearf"
Before we were married you once
asked me II l enjoyed a brass band"
"Y-yes. perhaps l did"
"You did And l said yes. But it
seems misunderstood you. George
My wedding ring is making a black
mark on my finger"
-! r'-Cleveland Leader
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The Soda Thirst

1t has come and we were never
better able To entertain it.
The delicious new drinks we
have will charm and delight
this great summer autocrat.
He will be repeatedly downed,
but like truth will rise again.
Our fresh. pure all fruit "
syrup and our sparkling cool
soda water are hl to quench
the thirst OF a monarch.