The Minneapolis journal., 1905-09-29
With the Long Bo,v
-"Eye nature,s walks. shoot foAy ss Il aies.

lA1E ONCE knew lady who hustled 50 hard to make
w other people happy that she kept those she anxious
to benefit in state Of general misery If you keep happy
yourself other people will catch reflected light from it,
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Some doubt is expressed in London to whether King
Edward has become disciple Of Dr. Dowie. When the
where he stands
Just before rsrng triangle Of pun puphn aa pie glass
four ripe apples and good book will make the worst
of insomnia look like the price of the butter
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The Clinton (Ind) Advertiser says:
''The pet lamb the farm Of William Foy this
city, while Foy the back yard looking after the
Chickens butted her thru the open door of her chicken
The rendered unconscious and she lay for
two hours before discovery -E.-l. @.-=~
Lambies playful little ways may have to be corrected
with the E-~
The Chicago idea of the railroad business, which is
insult browbeat ignore the passenger who trying to
patronlze the company be pleasreabe for the official
who engaged in showing his authority but it is not the
way make friends with the travelling public The peoples
hostility to railroads and their anxiety them deprived
Of of their autocrac partly due to the fact
that when they have asked railroad official civil ques
ton they have been either browbeaten ignored After
our common carriers brought down peg two with
ring thru their might be we'll get after few of
the minor officials who encouraging the railroad
by insulting the travelling public
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In addition to this, who has paid money for
trunk dkes dropped four feet Of car door
to cement PLATFORM 1t damages the trunk and ratt]es its
contents The handling of trunks is not rbboncomter
business, and after has handled hundred thousand
OF them he naturally becomes somewhat caous each
mans trunk valuable to him. if not to the baggageman
and there would to be deliberately
breaking trunks than for killing Cinnamon because there
many of them.
This is one when thoughtless person carries
dynamite IN his baggage and it goes off and blows the top
ohO11t noi1i :,4o H.
travelling public reads Of the accident with chasened oy
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This is not plea for railroad officials to pass around the
ice cream while the waiting in the depot
Nor are the ticket agents asked to the travelling public
by recatons and sleigtohand performances when the
tram IS late We do not complain the conductor does not
touch his hat and smile when collecting tickets nor do we
ask the bagageman to the way down to the ce
ment PLATFORM just common, ordinary easements is what
we are AFTER and we don't expect to get them either
Eugene Field once sat down the table in New York
restaurant and approached by cross waiter who bepan
TO rapidly enumerate the articles upon the menu-
tea-chocoate, ham neggsbeane Field looked at him
with fixed and solemn vsage said with marked de-
liberation, II want of these things. All desire is
one orange and few kind words.''
literary FRIEND with special taste for poetica phoso
ply sent in the following bit verse; conveying some rather
unklnd reflections on two ancient worthless
King Solomon and King David
Both led most gddy lives -
/ i" Going to the skating rink with
Lady friends and wives
And when old age >crept o'er them
And conscience brought it's oualms
Solomon wrote the Proverbs
And David wrote the Psalms
We pleased to know that both David and his father
came to realizing sense if this was slightly
delayed 1t is these old fellows that keep going along in
the old that Providence as
their literary output it certainly not to be despised
you consider how many editions it has gone thru
Nelson. B. c., has
Fernie to be Nelson and the Claim ed
tor gives it hot writeup. He says
Ferne is coal town high up in of British
oumbla and about two hundred miles Nelson T.
Estimated that the coal in the around it is worth
3eoooooOoo0 on basis of So AS subsidy build
Ibis vast wealth away AS people it certainly
acks everything against the granite that the has ever
tnown. ,... .'-- ' wv
newspaper for nine Fernie and gained
IN experience that is valuable It like spending few
months in the sixteenth century The one-company
|own is plainly upon Inhabitants Onv few Of tbe
Inhabitants their souls. = ~ w
The writer then pays his respects of Femie
Inhabitants Fernie is far away and another country 50
We dare to quote: ....
During exile in Ferne at the antics
ned ledge of pork running thru his ego Freddy
poks something like chunk of lard the appear
nee OF man HIS face is rather pleasing aitho resembles
IN overgroWn pancake have animosty against Freddy
Professor Haecke tells that the highest civilization ony
twenty-five stages from the monad, and if Freddy
behind he must not be blamed any blame
monkey for stealing peanuts.
W. O. Robins better Fatty,'' is another relic
the paleozoc age that in Fernie Fatty squabby
ooking individual made something like bologna
ped with wind Fatty of the smoothest liars
old junk tenderfoo went from store to store in
eerne boycong and mplorg the merchants
er patronage from paper The poor foo The hapoon
Il just criticism must have sunk deep
IF the train from Ferne Nelson bears Prominent Cit
ke Tax Payer and Old Subscriber all breathing hard and
hrrvin wee not tow der at ~ 7 R.