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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-05-04

HL-- f.a4M
the Lord when it is ingdemonstrated
that Joseph F. Smith, as the alleged rep
resentative of the Lord, is using funds
to speculate in sugar stocks, for exam
pie; to build up electric lighting, power
and street railway monopolies; to force
the faithful to take out life insurance in
his personally Endorsed company and to
insure their homes in his company; to
buy their salt from him; to p~atronize his
railroad, to deposit their money In the
banks which he backs with the .offer-
ings TO the Lord" to buy their clothing,
groceries, hardware, furniture, shoes.
headwear, and, in fact, everything else
which they may desire, from institu-
tons in which are invested, in his name,
these Offerings to the Lord"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-05-04
"Chink" in the Cab.

A Chinese engine driver, running a
big American locomotive and running
it well, is to be seen on the Canton
Hankow railroad. His name is 10y Yee,
and he used to be second %pantryman
on the steamship Coptic. The purser
of the Coptic saw him the other day.
"Velly fine engine he said, plenty
fast"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-05-04
Important Railroad Center

Monterey is now the most important
railroad center in the republic, north
Of Mexico City. The railroad lines CEN
tering here are largely owned by
American capitalists. Nearly all the
companies have materially improved
their properties until the railroads of
Mexico remind travellers of those in
the United States.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-05-04

WS}., !5sllRl1S
POINTS OF A DAIRY cow.
How to Tell the Animal with Good
Milking Possibilities from
Others.

A correspondent of the Northwestern
~Agriculturist sends that journal a re-
port of al address on The Selection of
a Dairy Cow" by C. H. Human. al 4
Farmers Institute in Minnesota. and
here are some of the points reported:
Mr.. Hinman illustrated his address
with a chart, drawn to a scale. and by
exact measurements of the real animals.
OF which we give a drawing Which can
be studied with advantage by those in
terested in dairy cattle. The contin-
uous lines in Fig. A represent a dairy
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-05-04
Literary Life.

Molly, has the groceryman gomez"
mo, dear, he's waiting"
"And the baker?"
On the front steps,"
Well, I'll just climb to the roof ant
finish my work there"
"ThatH never do. There's a.bailiff up
there, levying on the shingles" Chi.
cago Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-05-04
On English RAILWAYS

Shunters are most liable to injury
Of any class of English railway work
ers. One in - is injured in a year; OF
station masters only one in GIT.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-05-04

Rumors of fortunes made in stock
speeulations and in other ways by Presi-
dent Smith and others ION the inside"
have made large numbers of the faith
full more DESTROYS than ever for an &C
counting of the moneys they have
turned over in all confidence to the self
designated servants of the Almighty.
Having made sacrifices in the divine
interest, they are inclined to insist on
figures which will show whether the
dividends from these various enter
prises are being used in the interest of
the Lord.
Another Phase Discussed.
Another phase is being widely dis
cussed, so much so that for the first time
in the history of the church the presi-
dent of that organization has felt con-
strained to make explanations in the
tabernacle.
These explanations have involved him
in contradiction. and there is much won
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16
Discussions in Convention.


Officers of our state dairy assoCia-
tions may profit by an action of the
American Warehousemens Ass ca-
tion at their convention in Washing
ton last week. 1t was there decided
That hereafter all such portions OF
committee reports as invite discus.
sion by the members at the annual
convention shall be printed and dis
tributed to the members before the
meeting.
In the conventions of associations
formed to forward the mutual inter
ests OF the membership by improving
methods of business, devising and
urging legislation, etc. full discus.
sion by the assembled members is, If
properly conducted, the most potent
force. This is generally recognized
and yet in great majority Of cases
the time Of the sessions is so largely
taken up by the reading of addresses
upon various subjects that the discus
sions are cut short and very often
have to be left out altogether.
At the meetings of dairy associa-
lions and butter and cheesemakers' as
Sociations there are usually number
OF papers prepared upon subjects des-
ignated by the officers the reading of
which takes much time. If these could
be forwarded to the secretary in ad-
vance they might be printed and dis
tributed to the members before the
meeting with very little additional ex'
pense to associations which print their
reports in full because the type forms
could be kept standing for use in the
full report. The advantages would be
three fold: First, the members would
be much better prepared to discuss
the subjects brought up If they had
time to consider them before the
meeting; second, the time Of the cen
vention could be more largely devoted
to the discussion; and third, the full
report of the proceedings could be pub
lished much more promptly after the
convention had closed.
We commend this plan to the con
sideration of all such associations as
would be benefited by it's adoption
n. Y. Produce Review.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16
pairying in Michigan.

Michigan is not considered a dairy
state, and yet, according to a recent
census, there are in that state 14,11G
farms deriving their chief income
from dairy products. On these dairy
farms there are 74,043 cows, which
makes an average of a little over
FIVE cows to a farm. The number OF
cows in the state used for the pro
duction Of milk principally is over
$4,000. according to the census OF
1900. About 60,0O0,000 pounds of farm
butter are made yearly, and this has
a value of $9,000,000. In addition,
over 26,000,000 pounds of butter are
made in the creameries, and the value
Of this swells the aggregate value OF
the butter made to over $14,0O0,O 900
This is good showing when it is
considered that in the enumeration OF
the COWS must be very large mum,
ber that produce little or nothing.
How much greater would be the pro-
duction If every poor COW were re,
placed with a good GOVT
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16
Vicious Hoqs.

The vicious hog is fit only to be
made into pork and should not be
retained as breeder. The keepers OF
hogs have to go among them, fire.
quently, and one that will attack a
human being should not be tolerated
on the farm. The hog generations are
so short that 1t is comparatively easy
to breed out a vicious disposition.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
Of everyday use in the market and
who is reasonably satisfied with the
old we would suggest that trial OF
Defiance Cold Water Starch be made
at once. Not alone because ii is guar
anteed by the manufacturers to be SUI
perior to any other brand, but because
while all the other kinds contain but
II ozs. II Is safe to say that the lady
who once uses Defiance Starch will use
no other. Quality and quantity must
win.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Talking Neutrality-suspicious. and Edi-
son are the best; cash or payments, 81
weekly. Write to-day JENKINS MUSIC
co., KANSAS CITY, MO. 10000 records in
stock, Mention this paper.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

The knife and saw still remain the
principal remedies against the blight.
We have not yot found a remedy that
may be applied 10 and cure sick limbs
and twigs
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Before acquiring son-in-law, the
girls father should be sure of his
ability to support the young man in
the style to which he has been accus-
toned.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

A mother pretends to be proud of
her boys brains; what she secretly
prays for is that he shall be only
good.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago-MRs. THos. ROBBINS,
Maple Street, Norwich. N. Y, Feb. II. 1900,
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Much valuable information free about
band instruments; write for the new cata-
logue to-day. JENKINS MUSIC HOUSE,
KANSAS CITY, NO.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

FITS cured d. NJ % nts OF after
Send for FREE %. 90 trial bottle aud treatise.
DR r. H. KLINE. Ltd, o31 Arch Street. Philadelpha, Pe
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

In order to get into society you
must have plenty Of money and be
unable to remember how you got it.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

You can't always judge a mans
bank account by the artistic decora-
tions on the front of his office safe.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Money is one of the best things
out; and it is still better in-your
pocket.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Some people are so egotistical that
they imagine everybody they meet is
glad to see them.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Nearly every man would like to
pass judgment on trusts from the in
side.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng scftcns the gums, reduces IN
nammstion allays PAIN wind collie 25c bottle.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

The uncommonly smart boy is
lucky to have common sense in after
years.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

The olive branch is the emblem of
peace and the orange blossom the en-
blem Of war.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

He who has everything he wants
also has job lot of things he does
not want.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

A young man is ace high with n girl
when she refuses to introduce him
to a girl who is prettier than she is.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Plies. Your
druggist will refund money II PAZo OINTMENT
fails 10 cure you In o to Ia days. SOC.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Many man INJURIES his eyesight
looking out for No. !.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

Try me just once and am sure to
come again. Defiance Starch.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative BrOmo Quinine Tablets. All drug
gists refund the money IL IL fails to cure. l.. w
Groves signature IL on each box. 25c.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16
important to M 9th ers.

Some men think the world owes
them a living, while some others are
satisfied if it gives them a chance to
make an assignment.-Chi News.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-02-16

USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz. package :
cents The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08
The Warning In a Sneeze.

Gas a general thing sneezing is ma
lures warning to get warmer in some
way or other, and quickly" is the gist
of an article by DR.. W. R. Conant in
Modern Medical Science.
"The question of temperature and
ventilation" he says, "Is one of the
most difficult winter problems. So
much depends upon circumstances and
individual idiosyncrasy that it Is hard
to lay down any definite rules. An in
door temperature which is suitable for
a vigorous person or one in active mo-
ton is dangerous for one who is deli
cate or sitting and doing head work ex-
clusively.
Gas a general rule, it may be said
that temperature that falls much be-
low 70 degrees at four feet from the
floor is dangerous for sedentary work
ers, and any one who continues sitting
when he feels chilled does so at the
risk Of his life"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08

The Fulton (Kan) Gazette reports
that minister Of that town was NOV
ed by the grief Of a husband whose
wife was to be buried and sought to
commiserate him in the following man.
ner: My brother, know that this is a
great grief that has overtaken you.
and though you are compelled to mourn
the loss of this one who was your COM
panlon and partner in life l would con-
sole you with the assurance that there
Is another who sympathizes with you
and seeks to embrace you in the arms
of unfailing love-" To this the bereay-
ed man replied by asking, as he gazed
through tears into the minister's face.
whats her nameW
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08

that the whole truth should be known
before an execution. This we stated and
nothing more. Believing that reprieVe
should be granted pending investie alton
concerning the truth of faIsity OF the al.
legged confession OF Perham, we stand
ready to do our duty as officers of the
law and do not hesitate to execute the
mandates of the law, but we fetl, and
have felt, that in so serious matter our
duty as private citizens impelled us to
leave no stone unturned in an endeavor
to ascertain whether, in truth, this wo-
man is guilty of the crime charged and
subject to the punishment that the law
imposes. We could not but feel that our
motives would be understood, but we
feel that what we did was right and pro.
per, whatever may be the result Of the
hearing and it only remains for US to
carry out such duties as the law imposes"
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08
A Visit From the BavIeys.

The servant at No. 1 told the servant
at No. that her master expected his
old friends, the Bayleys, to pay a visit,
and No. 2 told No. that No. 1 expect
ed to have the Bayleys in the house
every day, and No. told No. that it
was all up with No. 1 and that they
couldn't keep the bailiffs out, where
upon No. 4 told No. 5 that the officers
were after No. 1 and that 1t was as
much as he could do to prevent him
self from being taken in execution and
that it was nearly killing his poor, dear
wife, and so it went on increasing and
increasing until it got to No. 33 that
the detective police had taken up the
gentleman who lived at No. 1 for kill
ing his poor, dear wife with arsenic
and that it was confidently hoped and
expected that he would be executed, as
the facts of the case were very clear
against him.-London Mail.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08
WE DO
Job =. Printing
Notice.
VS.. Court
ELIZA PLACY. tune Term n 1dnE

WILSON PLAcY Caledonia County
vs. Court.
ELIZA PLACY Tune Term. A n 1ao5
Whereas Wilson Placy of Danville in the
county OF Caledonia has filed in the Office of
the clerk of Caledonia County Court his
libel tor divorce, setting forth in substance
that he was legally married to Eliza PIacv
now OF parts unknown on the 9th day
ol January A. y. 1873, that he thereafter CO.
habited with the said Eliza in the State of
vermont; that the said Eliza not regarding
her duty in that behalf did at Danyille in
the County of Caledonia, in the State of Yer
d mone. ana at olvers other places, on the list
DAY OF January, A. d. 1895 and on divers other
Gays, commit the crime of adultery with one
burt Lewis and with other persons to your
petitioner at present unknown; that on the
ast gay OF January, A. D, 1876, and from
SAID date to the Goth day of November A n
1904, the said Eliza treated the neti+ioner
Win 1ntolerable severity, and on the dav and
year last aforesaid, the petitioner. nv reason
vi suc :i lntolerable severity, was forced to,
ana did cease to cohabit with the said Ella
ana praying that for the causes aforesaid
salu marriage may be dissolved and a BII of
divorce granted unto him
,,, ana II pelng made to appear that the said
El1za Placy is without this State so that
eltalloH cannot be served upon her
therefore,, 1t is ordered that not ce of the |
frequency OF said libel be given her by publi |
cation OF the substance thereof, together
G %tnH InIs order IN the St. Johnsbury Gale. |
I ponlan newspaper published at St. Johns. |
a UuIy IN the County OF Caledonia three weeks |
- zee the last of which publications
~ pe at ledst SIX weeks prior to the first day
o1 In tne next term of Caledonia County Court, |
70 be held at st. Johnsbury, in the County Of
: = aled onia, on the first Tuesday of Tuue A
y. 1908, at which time the said Eliza Placv
=, ORDERED to appear, and show cause, il any
'ne nave why the prayer of said petition
should not be granted. = 'i''0ii
=, given under my hand at St. Johnsbury. in
ne county OF Caledonia, the oath dav of
anuary A. D. 1905. 10Y Vi
D ", ALBRo F. NICHOLS, Clerk.
r. w. SIMONDS, Attorney.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08
cures Without Stomach Dosing.
cures Catarrh by Simple
dreaming. w. IL. Eastman Refunds
Money il il Fails 10 Cure

A long stride toward solving the mvs.
terry OF curing catarrh was taken VII h
the discovery OF Hyomei. In fact the
percentage of cures by this treatment
proves 1t etqual to the final tests
The folly oftaking medicine into the
stomach to cure catarrb of the nose
throat and lungs, has been realized bv
physicians, but not until Hyomei was
known' had they practical method
that would obviate stomach drupo;no
"A complete Hyomei outfit costs bnf 81
ar. ana consists OF neat pocket inhaler
mat can be used anywhere without At.
tracing attention, a medicine dronner
and bottle of Hyomei. Extra hotties
OF Hyomel cost but SOC.
Breathing Hyomei through the inhaler
ever%particle OF air that enters the nose
throat and lungs, is charged with heal
ing oalsam that soothes and alIavs ali
irritation, kills the catarrhal germs an al
enrlches the blood with additional o7o anu
W. b. Eastman has so M 1ch fai, h !,
the power OF Hyomei to cure catarrh
that he is selling it under his nersonai
guarantee to refund the money f i does
not give positive relief. u o0es
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08
Mrs. Rogers will Never BE Hanged

The execution of Mrs. Rogers has been
put over until June. This means probably
that she will never be hanged. And if she
never is put to death justice and safety to
human life will assuredly suffer no more
than from the failure for MANY wears back
to execute the law as to men murderers.
AND the lesson oft all is that Vermont
has become too far advanced in reason
and humanity OF living to favor capital
punishment strongly enough to execute
1t without fear or favor, and the state
should therefore hasten to abolish il,
justice indeed should be no respecter ri
sexes, and hence let its DEGREES so far con.
form to that instructive feeling of con.
sideration for the female sex, that thev
may be carried out against women.
equally. with men, without outraeirg
masculine sensibilities. Moreover. we can
never hope to promote the safety Of
human life by taking it ourselves
springfield, Mass, Republican.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08

What is the derivation of the phrase
Mad as a hatter?" One explanation
is that it was originally French, "As
mad as an oyster" (huitre), that bivalve
being supposed to be extremely unin-
tellectual. Another theory is that the
phrase had reference to Collins, the
English poet, author of the code to
the Passions" He was a halter at
Chichester, and it has been said that
the lunatics with whom he was con-
fined at one time called him "the hat
teri and that the phrase originated
thus.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08

The Brattleboro correspondent of the
Springfield Republican has al interesting
sidelight on the appointment that is
coming to Charles H. Darling, the eff
Gent assistant secretary of the navy.
The writer says:
Zone of Vermont's astute politicians in
discussing the matter few DAYS since
declared that it was understood in close
political circles as early as last summer
that Judge Darling's place in the navy
department had been pledged in advance
to personal friend of the President, and
that il Darling wished it he could have
the collectorship regardless Of any other
aspirant."
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08
The Rogers ReprieVe.

AT the eleventh hour Gov. Bell granted
reprieve to Mrs. Rogers, and we ven
ture the opinion that it means she will
never hang. AS long as her accomplice
in the murder gets only life sentence it
seems inconsistent to condemn the other
to be hanged. This point was well taken
by Lawyer Finn of Springfield who ap-
peared at the hearing for the officers of
Windsor county, who had heard Per.
hams confession that he lied at the
former trial of Mrs Rogers to save himself.
The case now goes to the supreme court
on the petition for a new trial and Mrs
Rogers gets reprieve until June 2 to
await legal developments. Incidentally,
this reprieve will renew the agitation for
the adjustment of capital punishment in
this state and the Legislature OF 1906
may decide differently from the last one.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08

A London curate the other day re-
celYed an astonishing answer to an in
qulry after parishioner's health.
well, sir" said the parishioner,
sometimes l feels anyhow; sometimes
feels nohow, and there be times when
feels as stiff as a himmidgev-
Smiths Weekly.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08

Commercial Traveller (wrecked on a
desert island to cannibals)-Well, since
you're determined to eat me kindly do
me one last favor. Use our brand of
mustard for the sauce. 1t improves the
flavor of all meat. 1t never molds or
apsorbs moisture. You'll find a sample
box in my right hand coat pocket.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-02-08
Too EXPENSIVE.

First Promoter-You say $5O,Oo0,oo0
IS ABOUT the value of your mine hold
lngs! Second Promoter-They're worth
every bit of it. First Promoter-You
ought to incorporate. Second Promoter
i would, but it costs So to incorporate
IN this state.-Pittsburg Post