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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

A Pullman car porter has been ar rested for stealing valises. There Is no excuse for a Pullman car porter stealing anything.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

There is a farm hand out in Ohio without arms and legs who is prodi- glous worker anl likes to pitch hay.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Baron Komura looks meek, but he means business nevertheless.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Statisucian Hyde is another official who has recognized the value of sud aen departure.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Jimmie Hyde's conscience does not interfere with his enjoyment of bloom ing health.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Now that Secretary Taft has watched the geisha girls dance there is. no longer any doubt that he had a high o.d time in Japan.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

When "Fao and Fancies" are marked down to thirty-ive cents in second-hand bookstores the public may invest
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The Atlanta Journal says that girl in town is worth two at summer re- sort. She is also whole lot cheaper.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The Japanese army in Manchuria is fighting machine with a forty-mile front and is more dangerous than thousand automobiles.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The destruction of car load of axle grease in Kansas did not affect the price of butter, strange to say.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The dove of peace is circling over Oyster Bay at present waiting for Ser gius WiL.es arrival.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

People who thirst for adventure should try running the quarantine lines.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Nearly everything has been sub jected to trustification except the ten cent magazines.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Judge Hooker was vindicated in New York, and Chauncey Depew need not despair.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Candidate Leslie M. Shaw, secretary of the treasury, rides, alas, on rail- road passes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Hot lead continues to be favorite means of settling an argument in Ken lucky.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The phrase plum center" means Philadelphia and it's grafters.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

.'here are blowholes in the steel trusts armor. The government needs an a.rmor plant.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The stegomyia needs either good clubbing or starvation diet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

It took James Dalrymple to put quietus on municipal ownership in Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

It will cheer patriotic Americans to know that President Roosevelt thinks well of our navy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Cleanliness is next to godliness and filth is next door to disease.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Birmingham's greatness belongs to the present and the future.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Thomas F. Ryan says he has no po' litica ambitions.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Joe Folk has queered the racing game at Delmar track.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The slipper is still the best way to reclaim bad boys. if applied in time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Portsmouth will soon have the big gest summer attraction of the season.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The Senate Is where presidential as p.rants are sidetracked.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Only vaccinated persons can vote il Norway where horse sense rules.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Japan has fine article of peace. but it is marked high.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Senor Stegomyfa Fasciata is causing talk.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The Alabama editors are enthusiastic in their praise of Max Hamburger of the Mobile Herald for entertaining them royalty on their recent trip to Coden.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31
WITH OTHER EDITORS.

Hoch seems to bear a charmed life
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The Montgomery Advertiser has begun tho daily publication of a column of sentiment and humor by Phil II. Arm strong that is good reading.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The Columbus, Miss, Evening Post is live newspaper recently started at Co., lumbus with Editor Fitzgerald as editor and S. A. Mcbride as business manager. The Post is up-to-date and newsy. It de- serves to succeed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

The Georgiana Enterprise will be moved to Gordo. Editor w. J. Peters announces that 1t will take about four weeks to make the change and begin publishing his paper in its new home.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

In the meanwhile, the best thing Bir- mingham people can do is to sit tight and pay no attention to wildcat rumors. It would be surprising if yellow fever de- velops in Birmingham. This town is not the sort of. habitat where the stegomia thrives.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

 red at the Birmingham, Ala, post 0a as seeond-elass matter under act gress March 3, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

Tn rose pink dress and a lovely white hat trimmed with white plumes, Mrs. - created a mild sensation as she de- scended upon table at the Casino the other day"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

'Sixty-seven trains daily at Birmingham's 8 union passenger stationl Merely another indication of the strides forward being made by town that is destined to be the metropolis of the south.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

and Sunday Age-Herald. $500 and Sunday. per month........ TO 7 Age-Herald. per annum....... 2.o0 ' Age Herald. per annum.....,. 1.00 sription payable in advance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

It will be gala day when President Roosevelt visits Coney Island. Press agents who know a thing or two will not let this opportunity slip, for it is seldom that they have such a strong call on the public
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

''She has a lot of youngsters with her. including her son -, who has the money and matches and is looking for an eligible girl to show him an original way to do the rest''
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

. Russ, W. r. Jordan and George ttain are the only authorized trav- representatives of The Age-Herald circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

''The young men from Boston who are being entertained by Mrs. - did some marvellous clog dancing, which is seldom seen to perfection among amateurs. They were applauded, even if it happened to be Sunday
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-07-31

A youth in Louisville has been fined slo for kissing his sweetheart too much in public. This is something of hard luck story, but most lovers are supposed to know that publicity and osculation do not go well together. Less fortunate indi- viduals are liable to become envious.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04

What IL the ambition OF your life !
Is II to dress and win the plaudlts OF
the worldG Is there any pleasure IN
that call you 10 u life OF useful.
ness In the world. where you will iind
happiness and peace OF mind. Now is
the time TO decide. haven't any sym.
pathy with those that steal from God
the best years of your life. but will
never be so mean rs TO steal from God
the best years OF my life and when II
comes UP to old age sneak up to God
and ask Him to save my poor, with
cred soul ! live In a factory city In
the east, never saw Sign ON the
factory door, "oli men and women
wanted" It reads, Young men and
women wanted" Why9 Because the
great corporations of this land know
that the time TO learn thing ~ whilS
we are young. There are people In
Astoria that are doing the same thing
they did Is and 20 years ago, because
they are still In the same old ruts.
The Catholic priests say, Give me
the boy until he In I years of age and
you can have him after, because he
can instlll In his mind the seeds of
his future life" Youth In the only
sure time Of getting into Gods tem-
pie, Four ilfths of all the people In
the churches today were converted
under u years OF age. There Is not
one man in Il thousand that In con-
verted after he Is over 10 years OF age.
You are taking chances that would
not care to take II you put of becom-
Ing Christian another day."
Last evening the church was well
filled, and Rev, Gillian spoke on
wicked Wiekedness.' The services
win continue every night during the |
present week.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04

Ordinance Providing for the Inn
provement OF Twenty -sixth street was
passed.
Ordinance accepting the improve
ment OF Commercial street In Upper
Astoria was passed,
| Ordinance fixing the salary Of the
city surveyor at $500 and one deputy
at $50 per month was read the second
time, and referred to the street COM
mittee and city surveyor.
Ordinance accepting the improve
ment of Forty-third street was passed.
Ordinance accepting the Improve
ment OF Forty-fourth and Forty-fifth
streets were passed.
Ordinance appropriating $2S6,5s for
the benefit OF John Hendrickson for
amount due ON unexpired liquor IL
cense.
Ordinance extending the time for the
improvement of Franklin avenue was
passed.
Resolutions were adopted as follows;
Improvement of Hume avenue; 10 inn
prove Commercial street in the Hin
man tract.
City Attorney Smith said that the
city had nearly reached its limit OF in.
dehtedness and by the time the i'm
provements already contracted for. and
the building of the city hall. there
would be no money to do business ON
and the banks would not take the war
rants 1t was suggested that the
vaudeville theaters pay license of $50
a month, and an ordinance to that ef. |
feet will be introduced at the next
other means for raising reve-
nues will be taken up by the ways and |
means committee during the week ana
submitted to an adjourned meeting of
the council.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04
Duty Of Young People in Connec-
ton With Religion.
paul THE YOUNG KING"
Not One Out Of One Thousand Are
Converted After They Reach Forty
Years Of Age, All Converts and Ae.
eessions Coming from Young People,

The Methodist church was crowded
to overtiowing Sunday night, A caoi
OF 20 voices furnished music, a beautl,
ful solo by Mrs. Watkins. Il Am Near.
My Home" and an invocation by Rev
l. ]. Trumbull, proceeded the sermon
Rev. Ralph Gillian announced his tex,
from Chronicles xxxiv.:S: while h,
was yet young he began to seek after
the God OF David"
A young king began TO reign on tas
throne when he was but s years old
and when at Il he began seeking God.
The only way to be truly happy IL t.
follow God. The world offers a kind
of happiness known MS worldly pleas,
ure. and there are those who believe
that 1t possible for II to give MS pleas,
ure and happiness substituted for gem
uine happiness. But let sickness enter
home and let the doctor enter the
room where the sick man lies ana say
to his patient, there is no hope, and
what becomes OF the worldly Meas.
ures II had the tongues Of angels |
could not tell you OF the sweet, pure
and beautiful happiness that come.
into the Christian life. / am a young
man yet, but II could so back and
open the books of life, with what III
know now, would devote II to Jesus
Christ.
/ feel very much like the motner Of
that blind child. The doctor had been
ministering 10 1t and the time came to
remove the bandages so that the eniliI
for the first time In It's life could looA
out upon the beauties of the world. |
and when the mother removed the |
bandages at the order of the doctor
the child gazed around and saw the
beautiful pictures and then looked |
upon that sweet mother, and said: |
"On, why did you not tell me?" Young
people are said to be selfish, but there
Is no use in telling them OF II as they
are selfish enough already. do not
ask the young people to become Chris
Iians for the sake of happiness. as
hat would be selflshness. I believe
that IL by becoming a Christian It
night induce some other young man
'r some other young woman to be,
,ome Christians would be satisfied.
Who knows how many Of you might
'e the means Of saving one soul be-
ween now and the next Lords day
The question is sometimes asked
What can l do If become a Chris
ion?" answer what Is there you
annot do knew young man in
ears old who was rank in his un-
elief He was converted in a meeting
like this and was the means
f. bringing 30 young men within the
Did.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04
TRY HoEFLER'S
You Should Dine Comfortably and Well
On This Day Of Rest

You Should Dine Comfortably and Well
On This Day of Rest
Here you may enjoy a special Sun
day Dinner from to 8 p. m. OF course
you have heard Of the place, but you
never had the opportunity before to
dine at Hoefier's. The grill and restau-
rant is new feature Of this popular
resort. A good feature, too, heartily
appreciated by regular patrons who
desire the best there is. But ye who
are weary of the anxiety due to the
preparation Of a Sunday dinner, you
certainly would prefer to invite your
self and your friends to this repast,
served tonight from to p. m. at
Hoefier's at SAB Commercial street
where pleasant surroundings, excellent
cuisine, efficient service, and the best
to drink serve to make your dinner a
complete success. Why not try it for
"a change and give your cook rest?
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04

Over 1900 people attended the Stal
theater last evening and hundreds were
turned away unable to gain admission
The announcement of the extraordin-
airy program and the reputation Of the
artists on the bill was sufficient to
draw the largest houses of the season.
1t is unnecessary to particularize each
number on the program. they can be
seen by consulting the advertisement
In this issue, and the Star draws on
the merits Of its daily performances.
A continuance Of the patronage ac-
corded this popular show house will
necessitate the building of large the
ater in the near future. You will GER
tainly miss it if you fail to see the at
at the Star this week.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04
Build up the City.

Patronize home industries. You do
not have to go away from Astoria to
get religion. You can get 1t six nights
In the week right at your very door.
You don't have TO go to Portland to
trade. Everything in every line can
be bought in Astoria just as cheap.
You don't have to go out of town for
your lumber, and 1t is not necessary
for steamboats, to go to Portland to
be repaired as the Astoria Iron Works
is one of the largest and best institu,
'tions in the state. If you are thirsty
you don't have to go to Portland to
buy your beer. The Northern Pacific
brewery manufactures a superior quail
ity of beer and is home institution,
disbursing thousands of dollars in the
city every year. Every institution in
Astoria Is worthy of patronage. They
have located here expecting to receive
the support of the public and they are
entitled to it. That is why they 10,
Gated in Astoria. Patronize home indus
tries and keep the money at home.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04
a WOMAN TO BE PRETTY
kust Bave Luxuriant and Glossy uair,
No Matter What Color.

The finest contour of female face, the
sweetest smile Of female mouth, loses
something II the head Is crowned with
scant hair. Scant and falling hair. It is
now known, Is caused by parasite that
burrows into the scalp to the root of the
hair, where 1t saps the vitality. The lit
tie white scales the germ throws up In
burrowing are called dandrufr. To cure
dandruh permanently then, and to stop
falling hair, that germ must be killed.
Newbro's Herpieide. an entirely new re-
suit OF the chemical laboratory. destroys
the dandruff germ, and, of course, stops
the falling hair. and prevents badness
Sold by leading druggists. Send 1Oc. in
stamps for sample to THE Herpicide Co,
Detroit. Mich.
Eagle Drug Store, 351-S5s Bond st.,
Owl Drug Store, SAC Com. St., T. j..
Taurin, Prop. Special Agent
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04
MAKES WORK EASIER.
Astoria People Are Pleased to Learn
How II ls Done.

How II ls Done.
It's pretty hard to attend to dutle,
With constantly aching back;
With annoying urinary disorders.
Doan's Kidney Pills make work easier
They cure backache.
They cure every kidney III.
John j. Heating. painter. OF sOtM
LIST ST., Portland. Ore. says; Il hal
dun aching pains In my back for n
number Of years. They were often so
severe that | had to quit work for two
or three days at time. The kidney
secretions were irregular and scaidlng
and | suffered also from headches and
dizziness My back was always lame
and sore in the morning. Physicians
failed to help me and no medicine did
me any good until began using Doan's
Kidney pills They relieved the urI-
nary difficulty and the heavy aching
lh the pack disappeared"
Plenty more proof like this from As.
toria people, Call at chas. Rogers drug
store and ask what his customers re-
port
For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents. Foster -Miiburn Co, Buffalo.
N. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the -Doan's--and
take no other,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-04-04

M oney goes further In
Schilling's Best, a great deal
further; besides the comfort Of
feeling safe; you know you
are safe.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-11
A NARROW ESCAPE.
Dramatic Climax tn nv f:1citinv WEI,
Contest t,~r


The conversation ,,!vue.i On liz no
'Aent"us effects Of ;r!t.e> ii times
WHOM they wcrc least expected 10 Lave
"2.E Influence 1T all. and this r"}n;nt;e,i
MI. Thompson of an episode in lis
own practice as a LAWYER
1T was the most eE..i;inc legal bat
Tie Of my life" he said an,i every one
present begged him to tell i:
n fight was going on for tho pos
session Of a large fortune continued
Ec, while the others scstlcL themselves
10: he story. - hayward son was
cOntcsting the vii! OF his fa;hc.. and
the case sabounded in dramatic rca-
lures. Charge and co,,,ser charge were
frequent. The young man was .xpIo-
Slvc. hot tempered and without char
acter. How much his family had SUI.
Tered through him no one ever. knew
he Young rascal had hoped to sc, lis
fathers vast fortune. and now he saw
the case going against linn ana liz.
money Slipping through his fingers
The last link in the chain OF evidence,
was All that was needed aud that
would he supplied by The les; :uony OF
his sister. Her name WIS ca.ul. and
As She stood un-->hc was !; lc;i,ifui
cCea fppc-- thcre 'drosc :, buzz 81 ailtira
son such as sometimes comes from an
audience. She clustered AT that and
hcsita1eu, then started FOR the WITNESS
stand. ! got up as she was passing
me, intending 10 rcassnrc her. and a.
cjdcn'al1y stepped on !.er gown Gowns
had slight train in those days. Ny
aWkwardntss saved her life"
lie paused for q moment to note The
effect OF his words. Tile admiration
or those in the courtroom was The final
:uuch 10 that worthless brother lie
sprang up and. drawing revolver!
from his pocket. exclaimed. We'll. il |
don't get the lnoucy you mover will
and fred at her as she culne toward
him. Ny checking heI. by trcadn= on
her gown made her step backward. and
the bullet missed her by an inch.''-
Lippincott's.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-11
BITS FROM THE AUTHORS.

Men succeed quicker without women
especially literary Frank Stan
ton
Trcachery Kills womans love. while
Jealousy Will keep it burning John
Oliver Hobbies.
Each OF us is born into q world full
VI duties and responsibilities which we
IAN only discharge by the strenuous
nnd unrnnlt;ng use OF every waking
honr.-W. 7. Stead.
The word ''socicly' oncc meant the
whole human family. Now it has come
70 signify merely those whose reccp-
lions and dinners arc described in the
daily papcEs. James T.. Ford.
Marriage IS the finishing school OF
Nfc. 1t pns the final touch to cur edtl-
CO ton. rewards Us with happiness if
We learn its lessons. Furnishes us with
misery il we fail to protit.--Sarah
Grand
In spite Of all The rolnances. men and
women are amazingly indiscrmiDa,e in
their attachment. They select their
wives and hEsba Dcis far less carefully
than they select lheir cashiers ana
cooks.--Gi. Bernard Shaw.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-11

Making close connection for all
points South. Trains leave Norfolk:
9:o5 a. m. Daily; local to Danville and
intermediate stations. Arrive Dan
vile at 5:25 p. NJ, connecting with
through Pullman trains to jackson
VILE, Durham, Atlanta, New Orleans,
Memphis, Knoxville, Asheviie and
intermediate points.
9:O5 a. N. Daily; local to ClaTksyille,
Durham and intermediate stations.
Arrive Durham 6:25 D. m.
Ca p. m. Daily: fast train for all
points South and West, carrying
through Pullman sleeper to Char
lotte, making close connection With
through Pullman trains for Colum-
bla. Savannah, Augusta. Jackson
vile, Atlanta, New Orleans. Birming-
ham. Memphis. Chattanooga, Knox.
vile and Asheville
6::25 p. N. Daily, except Sunday: for
Durham and intern ediate points.
Trains arrive Norfolk 8:35 a. M, 5:35
p. ~.
Southern Railway Dining Car serv-
ice On alS through trains. un7iva!Ied in
every appointment.
City Ticket Office. No. o5 Granny
street (Monticello HoteD, Norfolk, Va.
c. n. ACI<ERT. G.. NJ
W. II. TAYLOE, G. r. a.,
Washington. -. c.
W. w. CROXTON, Pass. Agent.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-11
TRANSPORTATION GUIDE.
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Schedule in Effect Nov. ". 1904.
| Eao a. m.-thcago Express for tho
West daily Bn:'c, ''arlor Car Norfolk
to s.Nncnbnr. and Roanoke pulli,a,l
SlecH''r 70 Columbus and i.';rcinna.i
wa q. m.-'Dceau Shore Iu,ite,''
daily for Richmond. and daily exce:t
sunday for Washington Stops ouly
at Suffolk. Waverly, Petersburg. Con
neGss with Roanoke express leaving
pS'crShnrs Las p. nj. fo- Lynrhburs,
Scan" and intermediate stations
40 y. Richmond Limited for
Richmond and Washington. Stop1
only at Suffolk. Wavcr!y and Peters
burg.
$40 p. m-New Orleans Short Line
for Petersburg. l.ynchb,1rg and South.
west. Sleeper Norfolk to Pulaski and
Lynchhurg to Memphis and New Or
leans. Cafe cars
Pullman sleeper Roanoke to Colnm-
bus. Cafe cars
Trains arrive at Norfolk daily $40
a. m, 1920 a. III. and $50 y. m. an,:
1920 y. NJ
Tickets and all information ut CITY
Once. III Mai1 street. next to U. S.
Castom House. and at Station.
w. r. HAZIEWOOD.
Pass. Agt, Norfolk, Va.
W. Is. BEFtl-L G. =. A.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-11
Managing a Husband.

Mrs. Brickrow--How do you manage
TO persuade your husband to buy such
expensive bonnets? Mrs. TopHatte-I
take him shopping with me, walk him
around until he can't stand and then
wind up In bonnet store. He'll buy
anything to get home Nm New York
Weekly,