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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-04

Lndu any OtuCI QIS-
 l comfort. It is so painful and far-reaching in those afflicted with it find themselves utterly 'ort or any of the pleasures of life. Some are sr constantly with excruciating pains, swollen,
 had been troubled with Rheumatism for two years had been under the treatment of physi- clans, and tried everything recommended to me, but all to no avail. My knee and elbow joints were so stiff that could not use them. I was un- able to do my household work, and was truly in pitiable condition. s. s. s. cured me after using it for awhile, and I unhesitatingly give 1t the credit it so much deserves.
 Sta A., E. Liverpool, o. MRS. M. A. DECKER.
 sour, acid condition of the blood, produced the stomach, poor bowel action, weak kidneys on of the system. External applications, such ., do not reach the cause and can only give tenn y relief. The blood must be cleansed and puri- efore cure can be had. S. s. s. attacks the ;e in the right way-it neutralizes the poison filters out every particle of it from the blood, lates the sluggish organs and clears the sys- t cures the disease permanently and safely ul minerals to derange the stomach and diges- nd any advice you wish, without charge. SRREgET GUER@AeES4 1n AUAMTA GA-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-04

An important meeting of the Pal m.tto Yacht Club will be held Thurs day night At this meeting the rac- ing committee for the fiscal year will make preliminary report on the re- getta and series of sailing events the coming season. This club has a large membership and many sailing craft in tho fleet. s- se-- -.......- .
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-04

Much disappointment is manifested over the news that the special com mittee of the congressional rivers and harbors committee will not come to Mobile. The Commercial Clubs special invitation committee, Judge H. AustiI, chairman, has returned from New Or leans, where 1t went to extend the invitations and brings the above news.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-04

Mir. James Hutchinson left tonight for Montgomery where he goes to at- tend the eleventh annual session of the Alabama Funeral Directors and Elm baimers' Association. Mir. Hutchinson will read paper on Association Work" before the body.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
THEY NEVER FAIL.
That is What They Say About Them
IN Cairo, and It is, Therefore
Reliable.

Another proof some more evidence
ST OF advocates who endorse the
old Quaker remedy. Doan's Kinney
Pills. Read this couyinc ng endorse.
ment Of the claims ror thar remark
able preparation.
Mrg. T. NJ Thompson, OF 5000 Park
avenue, says: All at once chin
aching In the small of the back was
apparent il ! oyertaxad myself Dir
caught cold tried ordinary simple
household remedies but never was
ablo 70 Check the trouble, let alone
curing II until got Doan'a X dnoy
pills at Sshnh's drug store. | don't
want it understood that every vest
Sc Of aching has left my back, for
household cares bring abaut that
tircd and lahglld feeling and lazi
ness across the loins, bur an appeal
TO Doan's Kidney Pills when they
occur has never been made in vain
up to date"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name -Doan's and
take no other.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
MOVING TRIsuTE 10 Hay.

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We find the following touching story
hi the Chicago Tribune of yesterday as
special from Pittsburg:
Ten miles from any human hahita-
tions amid tae lent towering trees OF
the great forest, Theodore Roosevelt,
president Of the United States. on his
bendadl knees prayed for the spiritual
welfare III John HAY
Around him were grouped the mem
bers Of his cabinet, who had known
best the dead mans services ID the ma
ton and had loved him as Il man. AS
The full rounded tones OF the nation s
chief rang in their low intensity
through the wood members OF the dia-
tinguished party bowed their heads
and each in silence gave assent 10
the words Of the president.
Above in tree the shriil call of
the wood bird to his mate was hnshad
and II seemed ais II the air had ceased
to move as one great man prayed for
another.
The president spoke simply Of the
great friendship that existed between
himself and John Hay And then In
eloquent but simple words he asked
Gods mercy for John Hay, as all men
were sinners, though John Hay was
the leaet Of these.
The scene of the impressive
prayer was WheelOck's switch, a sid
ing on the Cleveland and Pitrsburg
railroad ten miles south Of Cleveland.
II was on Wednesday, wnen the party
had just returned from Cleveland
after the funeral Of the late secretary
Of state
The presidential train left Cleve-
land shortly afteranoon and owing to
the great hurry the party had not had
time 70 eat anything at midday. When
Wneelock's Switch was reached It
\ wsls announced that the train would
have to wait for few minutes.
The president, asked that lunch
con Be eaten in the dense forest which
E
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
ALL THINGS CONE RIGHT.


All things come right. and be it soon
or lpto,
All things come right at last to com
pensate
Fer all the petty headaches of today,
For all the little failures on our way.
And all our seeming sorrows it ap.
pears
Are really blessings in a mask Of
tears.
50 If success be tardy at our call
1t is 10 test our courage, that is all
And in the end each heart will seek
its rest
Beside the one It always loved the
best
The darkest hour holds the brightest
light.
And all things come right.
The Reader Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected TO March sth. 1905.
THE FAST MAIL ROUTE
sAorssst and Quickest Routeto
St. Louis & Chicago
MkTrnin.lesr CaIro,

I;35 a. M. Daily Chicago VestIbnie
Limited, arriving IN Chicago at l0.5p =. IA
connecting with afternoon trains for all pofa
east aud north.
2;20 a. m. Daily ST. Louis NIght Limited
arriving in st. Louis at 7:0s n M. connecting
at Union Station for all points west. Sleeping
cars open at 9:ab p. m.
6:15 n. M, Chicago Daylight Express
except Sunday makes all stops between CAIRO
and Chicago, arriving in Chicago at $50 .. N
5:i5 a. M. st. Louis Morning Express
except Sunday, arriving in st. Louis vi ii.g
making all stops.
IL 40 a. m. st. Louis Fast Mall, arriv
Ing in st. Loais al 6:OS p. m.
1880 a. M. Chicago Midday Specia
arriving IN Chicago, 1850 p. IN.
2:32p. m. Daily st. Louis Limited, ar
irving in st. Louis ut 1888 p, m, connecting
Union Station for X ansAs City, Omaha, Den.
yer, San Francisco aud all points west.
2i32 D. m. Fast Express for Odin, Ell
bingham, Nation, Tolons, Champaign, Ohi
sago
B,l0 p. N. Thebes accommodation,
S;40 p. m. Chicago and Eastern Ex.
preas arriving In Chicago at S:o6 3. M Indisn
Apolis. rs Gincin natl, 1885 q. M, Buffalo s:4
G. m. New York 1850 q, M. Sleeping cars
Chicago,
Pass eugers For New York and caste,
- Ms cities should bear Ia mint
that the Illinois Central Is the quickest route
by many hours, leaving Cairo at s:05 p. M. AMI
arriving In New York at T;5u the second morn.
INF.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
ADAPTABiLiTY.


Adaptahility sails are set to catch
any wind that blows
Adaptability il the ability to adapt
yourself quickly to unexpected condi,
lions.
Adaptability is always ready; is
never taken at short; il the greatest
lightning change artist and often turns
hcpeicssness into victory
A general In battle, statesman in
office OF a tinancier handling large an.
terprises. without ability to readily
atiant himself to suddenly changed
conditions. is a mislit
When one plan falls the man with
adaptation has forty-nine untried 9th
era waiting.
Tae bankrupt law is meant as an
asylum for men, who are without
adaptabiliTs Gent per Cent.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
FENCE HARD TO DESCRIBE.
Representative Had Good Excuse, II
he Had Known.

Representative Had Good Excuse, II
He Had Known.
Can you ten me what kind Of a
fence there is around the capitol
grounds?" said Mr.. Olmsted of Perm.
sylyania to Mr.. Payne of New York
In the Republican cloakroom Of the
house the other day. 81 don't believe
can" Mr.. Payne replied. "well. /
was up at Harrisburg the other day.
continued the Pennsylvania. 'and
scmc smart citizen asked me about
the fence around the capitol grounds
at Washington. You know. they are
going to build a fence around the Har,
risburg capitol grounds, and they
wanted some guidance from me.
Couldn't you tell emf queried Mr.,
Payne. Z wasn't quite sure about the
fence around the capitol grounds
here" quoth Mr. Olmsted "but you
bet ! know now. have looked. There
isn't any at alln gf
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10

the journal be dispensed With The
gentleman from Pohick moves that
further reading of the journal be dis
pensed with All in favor of thai mo-
ton will say aye-those opposed nay
the ayes nave I and further reading
is dispensed with" Then a member
from the rear of the house arises IN
his place and says: Mr.. Speaker,
| ask leave to offee the following bill
He then elaps his hands for the little
page. who PUSHES down the aisle, takes
the paper from the members hand,
and carries il 10 tie clerks desk and
that Official reads: a bill TO allow a
months extra pay to the pages of the
houses of representatives for their ar
duous and exacJing work during the
closing hours If the last session Of the
house" M. Speaker announces the
member in charge. when the clerk
has finished reading, Il ask mani-
nous consent for the immediate con
sideration of the bill" The gentle
man from SQuan Creek asks ulan.-
nous consent for the immediate con-
sideralion of the bill. Is there OBJ
lection? The char hears none The
clerk will read The bill is again
read by its title and the honse pro
ceeds TO its consideration Then fol-
lowing a general debate on the merits
of the bill during which all sorts
of parliamentary practice is brought
nto play. Amendments are offered
pc nts of order are raised, some gen
tleman rises to make a parliam antary
| inquiry, another 10 a question OF per-
sonal privilege. and still another de-
mands call of the house To ascertain
wlesher a quorum is present, during
all of which the youthful speaker maE-
es rulings and decides points. with a
promptness and correctness which
shows no common knowledge Of par
amentary law, and which would do
cred to many a presiding officer Of
older years; and so the session pro-
ceads, to the intense enjoyment of
those present, until the entrance OF d
considerable number of real members
( puts an end 20 The proceedings, and
one Of the youngsters moves that tie
house do now adjourn" Tie motion is
put and carried and that Important
I session of the house comes to an end,
much TO the regret of the participants
as well as the spectators.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
An AnaIo.Amerean Incident.

This story is told by ], r. Carter,
OF the American embassy in London.
IT was fashionable function, and the
orchestra had been playing somewhat
loudly. A well known Englishman
was discussing the friendly relations
of England and America with very
attractive American woman. The
music stopped suddenly, and in the
silence which followed the English.
man was heard 70 remark In heartfelt
accents. And the more we know
one another the more dearly we must
love one another Both FASTENED to
offer explanations as to the entirely
political character OF their remarks.
but nothing could stop the laughter OF
the delighted audience.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
DIFFERENT VIEWS OF 1T.

What is the secret of success?"
asked the magazine.
DO write" said the pen.
BE progressive said the euchre
pack.
BE exact and on time. said the
clock.
BE careful not to break your word, ="
said the typewriter.
"Dgn't be afraid to strike when you
find your match" sad the lamp
Push and pull" said the door.
Stand firm and Gnyieldlng," said
the flagstaff
Don't change With every wind that
blows" said the weather-vane.
Never become dull and rusty" said
the hoe.
Climb steadily up" said the hill.
Keep bright and don't mind the
Clouds said the sun.
Cultivate a calm exterior. but be
ready for emergencies" sa ID the limo
cent flower. even | always carry a
pistil. Success.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
THE WAR ON CONSUMPTION

Ii thee IL one war that should en-
list the earnest interest of the entire
human race Il is the 7~ on trherea-
losis. sara INC FoFisS Nh gsnri IL III
nal
This dread disease II one ii tie
creates enemies Of mankind. Ii seals
upon man, woman and cAild in its
Subtle way, sends them into distant
cllmateE like exilas, renders them
helpless and fills loved ones with des-
pair II may appear without warning
In home that least cxpecss II. II Ii.
relentless and does not discriminate.
This wa is just beginning, although
for ages men of science have methods
of EXTERN mating ii. The forces are
now organizing fer the fight Louis.
vile and Kentucky are joining the
movement Friday evening at the Gait
House a meeting will be held 10 give
the work Impetus. Every citizen who
realizes the horrors of consumption
and feels the Importance OF fighting Il
.shrull be present And more. He
Eshnull pledge himself to do his part in
the great task.
The AHti-Tuberculosis Association is
the organization under whose auspices
the meeting Is TO take place. This is
a body of c items interested in the
warfare in a purely altruistic sense,
Il Is hoped to erect a hospital near
Louisville for the treatment Of con-
sumptidn, THIS institution will enable
suffeyets tc' stay within access of their
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
SUMNER TIME.

The glad vacation time has come. the
books are laid away.
Sweet WilIie's face is wreathed in
smiles.
He laughs through all the day:
His teachers trunk S packed and
she
VIII spend the summer by the sea
And probably sometimes contrtve TO
be be a little gay
Vacation tine! o season Of the long
expected joy;
o blessing on YOU. little girl and hap
by hearted boy!
NY neighbours daughters are full
grown.
And there is nothing that | own
Which they in rolicking around may
damage or destroy
S Il. Kisar
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
HAY PREDICTED HIS DEATH

James Dubois. state department
official. told today of conversation III
which Secretary Hay intimated aeeur-
ately the length Of time he had 81
/ We.
It was little less than a year ago
that Mr. Dubois, with c. K. Bergman
the cartoonisr, called upon Mr. Hay
In the course of the conversation MIR.
Bergman asked Mr. Hay now long he
had been secretary of state.
six years" replied Mr. Hay n
have served longer than any other sec
rotary except Hamilton Fish, who ser
we'd FIR eight years"
MIR Secretary" said Mr.. Dubois,
1--WE all hope YOU may remain In PFesi-
dent RCoseveIt's Cabinet during the
next four years; that viii give you 10
years as head Of the department of
state and VII break Mr.. FisAs record
by two years"
He looked at us with a very earn
est and grave expression" said Mr..
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10

bordered the S ding On the west. A
clearing was found amid the woods
and there a clcth was spread on some
young fresh grass, ON which the mem
bers Of The cabinet sat grouped.
Before beginning the meal the
president rose To q kneeling position
and began BY asking the blessing on
the simple repast in accordance with
his usual custom After he had said
grace he made his prayer for the re-
pose of John Hays soul.
THE luncheon was eaten in silence
and the trip % Pitisaurg shen resum.
Led.''
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
A JUVENILE HOUSE OF REPRE-
SENTATiVES.

I
One Of the most interesting groups
of individuals in Washington city are
the pages who are employed in tie
senate and house OF representatives ii
wa upon the members, rum errands,
act as messengers, AMI generally tc
perform sndh variety Of duties as
can scarcely be inveIoricd. writes
Thomas " Lloyd III the Amerlcan
Boy for July.
There are from fifteen TO twenty
q these youngsters each, n The house
Of representative and Id the senate,
ranging in age from ten to fifteen
years
Thrown into close relationship with
all'sorts Of men, representing avry sec.
ton of the country, they soon acqu re
many traits Of those whom they serve.
and no Sharper, shrewder or more
alert little fellows can be found any
where
Being in constant attendance on the
sessions of the two houses they soon
arm to know as much about the bust
mess Of congress and the routine Of
parliamentary procedure as do Their
elders, and each one of them, early in
his career, comes to regard himself as
al embryo statesman
When NOT engaged in some duty the
pages SIT on the steps in front of the
reading clerks desk, intent on the
proceedings. Waen a member wishes
to use one of them, he olaps his hands,
and in an instant one Of the pages is
flying down the aisle to the members
desk, where he receives his orders. ri
may be simply TO go to the brary and
get book, or carry a paper to the
clerks desk to have IL read. or to run
on an errand To some distant part of
the building, or to do one Of the hun.
dred of suen dut es which the page Is
expected TO perform with the utmost
celebrity; and they are ambitious little
Fellows, each one being anxious To per-
form the work assigned TO him with
the greatest promptness and dispatch.
One Of the most amusing sights il
mas ever been my fortune to witness
was, upon one occasion, TO see these
Youngsters play at conducting a SEES
son Of the house Of representatives.
The aouse does not meet until noon
but the pages, unless Otherwise EN-
pioyed. usually gather in the hall about
nine O'Clock and for a little time are
busy arranging the members desk,
putting their papers in order, placing
a printed copy Of the previous days
proceedings on each desk, and per.
forming other dui ts of like character.
When this is done. they frequently
organize taem selves into a juvenile
house and proceed to hold parlia-
menary session. One Of their mum
Der is made speaker and another Is
made clerk. These take their places
at tho respective desks. while others
arrange themselves IN the members
seats, and the house Is ready for bust.
ness Usually the newess recruit to
their ranks is appointed page. and he
4 is required 10 run al the beck and
lcall Of his older and more sedate asa
sociateE, without daring TO question
or demonstrate. Everything being in
readiness, the speaker rhps on his
desk with his gayel, usually d ruler,
paper weight or some such ar,icla. ana
Announces The house viii be in
order" The clerk then starts 10 read
Tho journal 81 the last days proceed.
ings. when little member, rising to
his feet, moves that further reading Of
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10

soles of her feet she measures seven
inches. Yet the little miss seems
wonderfully healthy. and DR.. Fischel.
the superintendent, thinks she will
grow to normal size.
The triplets. children of Mr.. and
Mrs. John MCGOWAN. Of President
street, brooklyn. are thriving in their
ineubators. The one ehristened Alice
Roosevelt MCGOWAN is growing most
rapidly in weight-New York World.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10

Dubois in telling the story. and said
very firmly: No. | shall not live TO
serve another year We We're mex
grieyed and shocked al these
words. because they We're spoken with
SO much solemnity We left the sec
ieiary deeply impressed with what be
had said. for we felt that il his words
came true not only this country but
The world would lose fr end that
could not be replaced. Washington
TO the New York
Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
A RESPONSIVE NATURE.

With the sky above 80 deep an hlne,
An the trees 20 fresh an greaa.
With a bit Of sunlight siftin' through
Tic I thick an leafy screen,
Though people claim III scowlin way
That you are an idle oaf
Still. whas kin Teller do, | say
what Kin he do bat loaf?
With The bumbly bees all dropin' by
An tho gentle MONDAY breeze
Jest calm fer you To come an lie
Beneath the spreadin' trees.
I'm forced 10 stop an loaf awhile
An dream an hour away
An folks kin aither sc9wl or smile
! don't kcer what they say.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
SOUTHERN DIVISION.

rBE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO mEMPHIs
NASHVILLE, CHATTANOOGA, AR
LANTA, JAGKSONVILLE aA-
VANNAH, VICKSBuRa
and JACKSONVILLE.
2i0b q. m. THE Dixie Flyer. Msmpbis
Nashville and Jacksonville.
$40 a. III, Memphis and New OYleava Limit
ed via Memphis, arriving in Memphis ut s:I,
a. nj. and New Orleans ftt5 y. M
600 a. m. Paducah and ouigvine
I;f0 p. m, daily, Memphis and New Orleau
Fast mai arriving IN Memphis ut 7:Io D. m. and
New Orleans ut g;2S a. m.
Atlanta.
6'd1 pm Memphis and New Orleans specis
arrive in Memphis a. 1880 y. M, New Orlsan
io!00 q. M.
GAO p. M. Paducsh, Hopkinsville and Ionis
Vile.
As-For through tickets, sleeping car accom-
modahons and further Information apply i
Illinois Central Passenger Station Cairo, M
J. II. JONES. Tiki. Agk.
A. II. HANSON. Gen Pass. AIT. Chicago
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
CAN you ENJOY A SQUARE MEAL7

DO you Sit down at the table with a fine
appetite intending to enjoy your meal i'm.
mensly and after q few mouthfuls give up
In despair? That's a typical "well ainngn
case o. indigestion or dyspepsia. Hundreds.
yes, thousands are In the same boat ma
are willing to DO almost anything to be as
they used to--healthy, well and strong with
good sound stomach. .
The best and quickest cure offered to that
big army Of sufferers IA
DIR. sPENcER's ENGLISH DYSPEPSIA
1t WATERS.
The curing powers Of these waters are very
simple 10 understand. They are natural ia
their workings and effects, taking M the
work OF the worn and wasted stomaci,s.
pletcly.
Distributors ~
. Price 30 cents u box.
For sale by
HFNcKELIs DRUG STORE SOLE AGENT
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
SMALLEST INCUBATOR BABY.
coney Visitor Seven inches Long,
Weighs Pound and a Quarter.

There is a new baby in the incuba-
tor at Dreamland Coney Island. and
she holds the record for size. She
weighs just one pound and a quarter.
and from the top Of her head to the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
THE SPIRIT OF REFORM.

I VI SUNG W Ft a btiiEf hON
Than | have ever been before;
I'm going TO be a greater joy
To ma, an love her more an more;
I'm going L work an never rest.
No matter how | want to play;
I'm going to do my very best
Till after circus, anyway.
When pa asts me if / won't run
An errand for him, even wen
Tn game were playin' amt quite done
I'll start off just as quick: an then
Hell be surprised t. think don't
Say After wile;' an | won't say
I'D rnther not" or Cant" or WON'T
Till after circus, anyway
No matter If the work is hard,
I'll never make fuss at all;
I'll pile the wood an rake tn yard.
No matter il they're pIayin' ball;
An Wen they call me in at night
| won't stand out in front an say:
oh, just minute more!" "Tain';
right
Till after circus, anyway.
No matter if there's lots O pie,
| won't asst for anuther piece;
I'll fold my napkin UP wen
Get done an say Excuse me
please.''
III try to keep as nice an clean
As boy ought TO be; an pray
Not even to b. cross an mean
Till after circus. anyway
= ga ss'
An then wen Il comes circus day
III just pe'tend that forget,
An wen ma looks at me I'll say:
q didn't know it's comm yeti"
an then she'll sort O. smile at me,
But iii just work an never say
A word-cuz that's tn way to be-
Till after circus, anyway
Then maybe she'll tell pa how
Just worked an how never knew
Tn big parade was comm by
At ten o'clock, an how at two
TIL big show opens; an then he
Wfll take q dollar oat an say
I'm bout as good as bGys can te~-
TIN after circus, anyway
New York Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10

homes and receive expert attention,
and the project, therefore, should CD
peal to popular sympathy and sup
port.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-07-10
Alexander
National
Bank


Officers
" a. Buder..,.. President
Chas. Feuchter, IT,. Vice President
" r. Galligan. commandment Cashier
Z. Spencer. Assistant Cashier
Accounts Of corporations and individ-
uals especially solicited. Exchange
furnished to any part OF the world.