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The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

taken six bottles of DR. Pierce's medicine and
feel real good. but am not going 70 stop until
about DR.. Picrce's wonderful medicine They
all gay. how good you are looking Mrs Tay-
lor." and answer II Is all due TO DE-. Pierce's
Thanking you once more for your kind
ness remain. Mn. Ypur = truly;
Box 81 Spring Arbor, Mass
An honest dealer will not urge substi-
tute in place OF .Favorite Prescription.
There is nothing In the world '5ust as
good" although avaricious druggists will
sometimes say so for the sake OF tho
greater profit to DO made upon the In
ferior article. Shun all such.
Every wise and careful housewife recog-
Mics the value OF a good home medical
book. DIR. Picrce's Common Sense Med
ical Adviser is that kind Of a book and
sl.50 per copy. Now big edition is be-
ing given away-FREE. For paper-cov-
cred copy, sond 81 one-cent stamps, to
cover mailing orlty French cloth bind
ing ten cents extra. Actress DIR. E v.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Assist NATURE
little now and then. with gentle lax
alive, or, II need be, with more search
ing and cleansing. yet gentle cathartic,
stomach and bowels, to tone up and
inylgorate the liver and quicken its
tardy action, and you thereby avoid a
multitude OF Heterogeneous and dis
eases.
OF all known agents to accomplish
this purpose, DIR. Perce's Pleasant Pei
lets are unequaled. Once used they arc
always in favor. Their secondary effect
is to keep the bowels open and regu-
lar. not to further constipate. as Is
the case with other pills. Hence, their
great popularity with sufferers from
habitual constipation, piles and their
attendant discomfort and manifold de-
rangements.
The Pleasant Pellets" are valuable
in all cases of biliousness, sick and bill
Gus headache, dizziness. costlveness or
constipation OF the bowels, sour stomach,
windy belchings, heartburn" pain and
ase If AZ end snd
bowels
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
a SOP TO csRsgRus.
Guardian Of Internal Regions Very
Like human Beings.

Like Human Beings.
The dog fancier. having approached
the portals OF the Internal regions.
stopped to admire their famous canine
guardian.
Fine dog!" he said Bully dogl
II two heads are better than one. what
about hundred? Bet he'd have TAX
en- blue ribbon at dog show"
Whereupon Cerberus wagged his
tall enthusiastically.
Fine tail, Magnificent tall But
1t can't wag this dogi Some people
told me he was built out of proportion
in the matter of heads-ought to have
legs and tails TO match. But l think
he's just right"
Cerberus emitted hundred stimuli
taneous deep. low growls of satisfac-
ton; at least one seemed to come
from every head. Then he stretched
out each of his heads in succession to
be patted and finally held up his paw
to shake hands.
The dog fancier passed on.
Stupid brute," he said He'd rath-
err have fiattery than bone. But I've
seen lots of men who are .uilt just the
same way"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

a writer who has been investigat-
Ing the old subject of superstition
among burglars gives 1t as his con.
ciusion that no burglar will crack"
a house where female servant that
squints is kept. If burglar sees
three horses slip down In a day he
VIII not work" that night. One man
in the dock confessed that members
OF his profession would never break
into houses with the numbers 20,
80. Ill and 444.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Sitting and rising may be motions
of ease and grace or suggest the ma
neuvers of seal. To fall into seat
with thump and spill all over 1t is
not pretty, nor is it necessary. The
woman who takes a seat in this way
clutches wildly at anything in reach
when she attempts to rise, and strug
giles awkwardly to her feet Control
of the muscles will prevent all this.
and the heaviest woman may get up
and down with some degree of grace
and ease with a little care and prac,
tice.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
Truth Profoundly Expressed.

The profound truth that tomorrow
never comes, and yesterday, although
it is always passing, has never been
with us, has led a correspondent to
throw off this little effort: although
yesterday to-day was tomorrow, and
tomorrow to-day will be yesterday,
nevertheless yesterday tomorrow
would be the day after tomorrow, be-
cause to-day would be tomorrow yes
terday, and tomorrow will be to-day
tomorrow. or would have been the
day after tomorrow yesterday" We
thought as much.-London Answers.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

A farmer near Sunderland, Eng
land, has erected a gateway, the front
entrance to his yard, which is com
posed of bones of various kinds. all
of which belonged to favorite animals
of his stock. His fondness for these
relics is evidenced in other parts of
his dwelling, the name on the front
of the residential portion being mark
ed out with knuckle-bones; pairs of
white horns and silver-mounted hoofs
are the chief ornaments in the rooms.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
RESTORED HIS HAIR
Scalp Humor Cured by cuticura Soap
and Ointment-After All Else
Had Failed.

II was troubled with severe scalp
humor and loss of hair that gave me a
great deal of annoyance and inconven-
fence. After unsuccessful efforts with
many remedies and so-called hair
tonics, a friend induced me to try
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. The
humor was cured in a short time, my
hair was restored as healthy as ever.
and can gladly say have since been
entirely free from any further annoy
ance. l shall always use Cuticura
Soap, and l keep the Ointment on
hand to use as a dressing for the hair
and scalp. (Signed) Fredk Busche.
213 East 57th ST., New York City"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
orlaln of the "coektall.r.

There has been much curiosity as
to the origin Of the name cocktail"
At last some one has come forward
with an answer to this question which
may be pure invention or truth. but
at any rate sounds plausible. In the
early days. when doctors used siren
uous methods and medicines In the
cure of disease, there was a habit
among them of treating certain dis
eases of the throat with pleasant
liquid. which was applied by the tip
of long feather plucked from a
cocks tail. In course of time this
remedy came to be used as gargle,
still retaining its old name. In the
course of its evolution the gargle
gained most of the present ingredi-
ents-spirits, sugar. bitters and so on
till it became the beverage of to-
day.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

When | asked a young man how
much his employers stockroom repre-
scented in the way of losses, he esti-
mated that it would take a million
dollars to cover them, but during this
million dollar period his employer
made four million dollars, SO that
everything went on cheerfully. Those
who make money are not afraid of a
reasonable amount of experimental
expense.-Earl NJ. Pratt.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
FAMILY SPIRIT LOST
PEOPLE LARGELY WANDERERS
Ancient Ties 6roken- Our Grand
fathers Hardly Remembered
Restore the Family.

Higher education" says Bishop
Potter. has increased woman's selfish
ness" The divorce" he adds. sis
merely recognition of something
which has already been accomplished
What. therefore, we must study are
the causes for this passing of the fam
lily spirit, this degeneration OF the
home instinct. And what we must aim
at is the recreation OF the family in
the patriarchal sense"
In other words, the individual inter-
est has excluded the social and soci-
ETY. becomes an aggregate of unrelated
units.
Such result might have been ex-
pected. In old times the man died in
the village where he was born. In the
churchyard were the graves of his par
ents and grandparents and more re-
mote ancestors. He was identified with
his family and the circle of his friends.
He had no life apart from them. In
our time the boy who stays at home
is a dull boy. The ambitious go West
or to China, or South Africa; wherever
he is.he must go somewhere else. An
cient ties are broken and the individ-
ual lives for himself alone. He does
not know where his grandfather lies
buried. Often he does not know his
full name. The habits of selfishness
acquired while he is making his for
tune cling to him after he marries. Is
1t wonderful that trouble often comes !?
1t Is a growth of the time which
must be accepted as a fact and turned
to social account. difficult as the task
may be. Probably the family in the
patriarchal sense" will never be re
stored. but the family, vital and indie
structible, is essential to civilization;
1t will outlive the chaos of seifishness
and be the nucleus of saner and
stronger life.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

There are about seven species OF
fiamingoes. three of which are in
America. frequenting the Bahamas.
Florida and Cuba. In height the fam
lingo averages about FIVE feet. II its
curved neck were stretched to its full
length the bird would tower above
the head of an ordinary man.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

IT'S boy-time when 1t freezes
It's boy-time when 1t SHOWS:
The youngster is the one whose lot
Is happiest when 1t SHOWS.
It's rough on rheumatism.
And II seriously annoys
The dignity OF grown folks.
But It's pretty good for boys.
It's just another instance,
When nature makes 1t plain
That in the mighty scheme of things
There's nothing made in vain.
So let's forget our sorrows
In fellow beings Joys,
The weather's hard on grown folks.
But it's pretty good for boys
Washington Evening Star
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because 1t
never sticks to the iron. but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in y pound pack
ages. and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch Is free from all injurious chem
icals. If your grocer tries to sell you
12-oz. package It is because he has
stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts In Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
tiers and figures "16 ozs." Demand De-
hance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick
ing. Defiance never sticks.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
II You Would Be Successful.

One of the first lessons to learn
Is to conquer every duty for which
your profession or business calls, that
some day you may be in a position
to choose that which yon shall do.
The Sinking of responsibility. the
dread of failure. lead many a man to
keep doing those duties only which
he thoroughly understands and likes.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
Class lealsIatlon.

Willie had Just been shown his new
little brother Don't you think he's
pretty asked the nurse. Willie look
ed at the baby moment in silence.
Coin TO keep it?" he asked. Yes,
indeed With look that spelled dis.
gust all over his face he turned to go.
An yet" he said. MON wouldn't let
me Keep that pup cause 1t was ugly
lookin'."-Kansas City Times.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
Sea Pie at Banquet.

At Confession, England. the piece de
resistance at banquet was huge
sea pie. three feet high and four and
one-half feet long. 1t had been built
with three decks" weighed 24O
pounds and had taken nine hours to
bake. The banqueters pronounced 1t
delicious.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
Regret.

Regret.
It's lonesome wiiar de shadows fan
Across de drifted snow.
1t doesn't seem de place at all
Dat once l used to know
Dem frien's l had in days gone by,
Whah is dey keepin' hid?
misses Mistah Butterfly
An o. Miss Katydid.
It's kind o. sad when life grows cold
An toilsome an severe.
To think about good times of old
So far away FUN here.
Dey seemed so wuthless as dey'd fly,
Dc flowers an stars amid.
But now miss dat Butterfly
An OIL Miss Katydid.
Washington Star.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
Natural Weather Prophets.

When you see a pig pasturing in the
field build for Itself nest you may
look for a storm. Chickens take ex.
ira pains in oiling their feathers just
BEFORE rain. Pea fowls send forth
their shrill cries as a warning and
when the quail cries more wet" from
the meadow the farmer works briskly
to get his hay under shelter.-Ex.
change.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
SLAUGHTER of Swallows.

The swallow is being annihilated.
AS the birds cross France and Italy
going to Africa in the fall and return
ing in the spring they are merciless-
ly slaughtered for the table and the
plume trade. Their numbers are Wis
IDLY decreasing.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
Clever Shepherds.

Without losing a single animal, sew.
en- shepherds recently drove a flock
of $4,000 sheep from Mamuga, in
Queensland, to Narbri, in New South
Wales, distance of 900 miles.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
ladies' in steepIeehase.

The Calcutta steeplechase for the
ladies' cup is the only event OF its
kind in the world. The course is over
a stiff two miles and half. with nine
mud fences. Nine ladies' rode In the
latest race.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Platonlc love, when once begun.
Has oft bomb exploded.
II really isn't any fun.
Pletonic love. when once begun;
In fact. it's very like the gun
We didn't know was loaded.
Platonic love. when once begun.
Has oft a bomb exploded.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

A fir tree has been cut in Oregon
recently which made nine sawlogs
averaging fourteen feet In length.
scaling 81 .483 feet board measure.
The product of this one tree will
bring more than $1,000.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Laughter usually produces bene.
fetal effect by relaxing mental ten
sion or breaking a monotony. Under
ordinary conditions it seems to act
as a tonic by producing stimulat.
ing effect upon the general circulation
of the blood.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL OF In a package.
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains 10 OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 10 OF. instead of IL or
for same money? Then buy Defiancs
Starch. Requires no cooking.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

The fellow who was looking for Cd
dities has discovered that the year
1905 began on Sunday and will close
on Sunday. Further, that this will not
happen again in ITO years. There are
fifty-three Sundays in 1906
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Mosquitoes feed upon vegetable
juices as well as upon blood. In
captivity they will feed upon the
juices of any fruit that is offered
apples, pears. bananas. plums or
oranges.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
TEA

When tea is good, do you
know why it is good and.
when it is bad, do you know
why it is badf :
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

You never hear any one complain
about Defiance Starch" There is none
to equal IL in quality and quantity. Is
ounces, 10 cents. Try It now and save
your money.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

10000 farms of 100 acres each, stu
ated In the Uintah Indian Reservation
i'm Utah. will be open for occupancy
very shortly. Don't you want to home
stead one and make yourself a home?
This land is the best adapted to stock
raising and farming of any land in
Utah. Send 25 cents for book and map
telling about the country, how to
homestead and route to get to the land.
THE UINTAH COLONY CO.,
Box 49S, Denver. Colo.
Lucky is the actor who fares well on
his farewell tour.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

The biggest crab has been caught
in the North sea. 1t measured feet
I inches across. and had claws to cor.
respond.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

AS every man leaves the house:
When are you coming homer AS
every man gets home: What makes
you SO late?"-Atchison Globe.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

The French have discovered hair
restorer that Is warranted to do away
with the bald-headed man. But then
some baldheaded men are worth saw
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

A man who has been married six
times may still seek the seventh
heaven of happiness.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Mrs. z. II: Giles, Everett. Pa, suffered
David Kennedy q fasoriSs Remedy Rondout, N T. noo
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

a mans idea of a wise guy is an
other man who once had IA cnance to
marry his wife. but didn't.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
TEA

Is tea generally SO bad3
1t is rather uncertain gen.
orally, there is no difficulty in
getting it good.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

The proposition to have the Gar
take the Held has been amended to
provide that he shall take to the tall
timber.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

boy could have as much fun get
ting a tooth pulled as following the ad-
vice OF his Sunday school teacher.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

He-It's impossible to please every
body In this world. isn't ity She-I
don't know; 1 never tried II.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
TEA

T There is a deal Of comfort
and refreshment cheer and
positive Joy in timely cup.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Now it is said that the Russian
fleet is to go to Togo.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Women live longer than men. II is
said. but they never live SO many
years
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Happy is the man who is too busy to
ind fault.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinlno Tablets. All drug
Eists refund the money II Il falls To cure. L. W.
Groves signature 10 on each box. 25c.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children tcething, softens the gums, reduces no
inAmmation aays pain, wind collie 23c bottle
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

The mercury in the thermometer
isn't always an early riser.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
Song Birds Slaughtered.

Song Birds Slaughtered.
Three million song birds are killed
each year for the purpose of adjoining
wcmen's hats with their plumags.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Fortunate is the man who knows
enough law to avoid 1t.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Ia .v.ry package Of schillinrs Best r.. h l.ssL
lss How To hEks Good lea.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

It's easier to begin at the top and
slide down than IL is to begin at the
bottom and crawl up.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
penmark,s Honey Exports.

Denmark exports 2.500.0O0 pounds
Of honey year.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

"Dr Biggs," wrote the new reporter
delivered an interesting lecture on
Iunacy and Lunatics.' There were
many present"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

The difference between a man and a
woman Is often Indifference.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

Most families have one too.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30
TEA

Every nation has its notion
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-03-30

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
ltchinx. Biina. Bleeding Protrudinx Pfies. Your
druggtst will refund money II PAzO OINTMENT
nils v cure you ia s % u days. SOC. -
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
LADIES GUILD WORK


Wailuku, Maui, Oct 25.-The La.
dies Guild, connected with the Church
of the Good Shepherd, Waikiki, is
working hard now to give bazaar in
the near future for the benefit of the
church. The bazaar will take place
at the Knights Pythias Hall, Aloha
Lodge. In order to increase the eff
cheney Of the Guild, and likewise with
the hope Of embracing a wide scope
In the church mission field, a portion
of the Ladies' Guild has separated
from the original guild, and will here.
after have its meetings at, the home
OF Mrs. C. b. Wells. This change
was necessitated by the arrival of the
Rev. Mr.. Dodge, who has come to do
missionary work in and around Wal.
luku under the American Board. The
Catholic ladies of Waikiki have also a
Guild, but they believe in unity as their
only source of strength, hence undi-
vided they will remain. II Is earnest
ly hoped, however, that the division of
the Ladies' Guild will meet the end
desired, that Is, dOubly increasing the
usefulness OF their efforts to keep two
churches in existence in this town,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
PROTEST IS FILED
AGAINST
A[AkEA Blasting

The following protest against the
Alakea slips blasting was yesterday re
ceived by the parties named below:
Honolulu, T. H., Oct. 90 1905.
To c. s. Holloway, Superintendent Of
Public Works: John walker, Con
tractor. and Lord and Belser, Sub
Contractors for dredging the slip
at the foot Of Alakea street.
Gentlemen: We desire to specifical.
~ call your attention to fact which
has already been repeatedly mentioned
in the public press, viz, that the
charges of explosives being used in the
blasting of the Alakea street slip arc
so large that serious damage has al
ready been inflicted on number of the
most substantial buildings in Honolulu.
We also call your attention to the fact
that the size of such charges Is con.
tinually being increased, in spite OF
repeated warnings that damage was
being done.
We hereby protest against what ap
pears to us to he an unwarranted in
reference with our property and a
menace to life and limb.
We request that you will reduce the
size of the charges of explosive used
on the said contract to such quantity
as will not be dangerous to buildings
and to life. We remain,
Your obedient servants,
Estate of J. w. Austin, by their Attor'
neys in Fact. Bishop & Co., owners
Of Waity Building.
Trustees of the Bernice Pauahi Bishop
Museum. by Alfred w. Carter, Sec
rotary.
Alexander Young Building Co., Ltd.
c. c. Won Hamm, Secretary.
Judd Building Co., Ltd, by Albert F.
Judd. its President.
Pacific Building Co, Ltd, (Stangen
wald Building). by its Treasurer
and Manager, l.. T. Peck.
The Estate Of James Campbell, by Cs
ell Brown, Tr.
C. Brewer & Company, Ltd, E. F
Bishop, Treasurer.
Chas. Brewer Estate, Ltd, J. r. Gait
Treasurer.
II. Hackfeld G Co., Ltd, w. Pfoten
hauer, Director.
John Emmeuth.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
Books, BOOkish
People and Things

"Everybody's Magazine" October.
IS cents a copy; sl.OO year. The
Ridge.Thayer Co., New York. With u
wealth of illustration the following
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"A School For Boys" Ella Rawls
Reader, Flnancier," The Artist Dress,
makers OF Paris" "Frenzied Finance,
Peasant Cattle" THE Players" Sew.
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THE Christian Register" Sept. IA.
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Christian Register Association, Boston
THE Gentle Life" by Chas. Walsh, is
suggestive offset. "The Duty Of Do
light" by s. c. Spalding, and 1.-THE
Besetting God" by C. J. Street, are ar
ticles that will help the reader.
+ + +
Tales" October. % cents a copy;
81 80 a year. Tales Pub. Co, w. 40th
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a complete novel by Daniel Leseur en-
titled Forces of the Past" There are
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as Nieyelt, Mon, Tavote, Bremen
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