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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
When Depew Hurried,

Senator C%hauncey M. Depew of New
York tells this one at his own ex-
pense. He was stumping the state of
New York in the campaign of 1900,
having big audiences and kindly re-
ceptions at all joints. In one town
the republican managers har arranged
to have a cannon near the stand OF
the speaker and to have it fired off
every time the people gave vent to
applause. Senator Depew kept the
people h%urrahing most all of the time.
At last stopping to take breath, he
distinctly heard this query come
across the field:
Gap, when is the old galoot going
to quit? I've only got four cartridges
left"
Depew said he finished his speech in
four Misunderstanding Dispatch.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Fate Of Men Who Shot a snv.

while with the British army in
South Africa said Maj. Barchard, an
attache of the British consulate, 81
was allotted on one occasion the stern
task of commanding a firing party OF
ten men who executed a Boer officer
who had broken his parole and after.
ward been condemned as a spy. He
had assumed the uniform of an Eng.
fish soldier and penetrated our lines
after having levanted when on his pa
role.
Every member of that firing party
has come to fatal or serious grief since
that Friday morning when in the gray
dawn W. shot the spy. Sudden death
or a bad accident has befallen each
one.
My turn has come. as you see.
And the soldier who had fought in a
%half-dozen campaigns pointed his left
arm. which was in splints, having been
fractured in a street car accident
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Of STOMACH
CURED BY PE-RU-NA,

Miss Genevive May, 1917 S. Meridian
St, Indianapolis, Ind, Member Second
High School Alumni Assn, writes:
"Peruna is the finest regulator of a
GsOrdered stomach I have ever found.
1t certainly deserves high praise, for il
Is skiIIfuMy prepared.
II was in a terrible condition from a
neglected case of catarrh of the
stomach. Ny food had long ceased to
be of any good and only distressed me
after eating. I was ~nauseated, had
heartburn and headaches, and felt run
down completely. But in two weeks
after I took Peruna I was a changed
person. A few bottles of the medicine
made a great change, and in three
months my stomach was cleared OF
catarrh, and my entire system in a
better condition. "-Genevive May.
Write DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio,
for free medical advice. ALI cores
pondence held strictly confidential.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Depew as a Willy Diplomat.

Chauncey Depew once dined with
three ladies' in a New York restaurant.
He was SO entertaining that n of
the ladies plucked up courage and,
during dessert, leaned v e and tapped
the diplomat on the ARM, and with
an affectation of shyness, said: "Mr.
Depew, let us pretend that you are
the shepherd Paris, l am Minerva,
Mrs. Blank is Venus, and Miss Blank
is Juno. Now you must give this
golden apple to the fairest." So, say
ing she handed him al orange.
Depew did not wait an instant, but
turning in his chair, called the waiter.
Waiter he said, bring me two
more oranges"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
TREASURES In TOMB
PRECIOUS METALS AND RARE
WOODS UNEARTHED.
Egyptian MausoIeum Unopened Since
the Eighteenth Dynasty-Last Rest
ing Places Of a Man and Woman Of
High Rank.

The correspondent of the London
Times at Cairo sends an account of
an interesting find made by Theodore
NJ. Davis in the valley of the Tombs
OF Kings to the San Francisco Chron-
icle. 1t is that of a tomb which had
aot been opened since the age of the
eighteenth dynasty, and is still filed
With treasures of a time when Egypt
was mistress of the east. The corre-
spondent says: THE sepulchral
chamber is about thirty feet long and
fifteen feet wide, the height being no
more than eight feet. On the left
hand side Of the entrance were two
great wooden s%arcophagi. painted
black and gold, within which the
mummy cases of the occupants of the
tomb had been placed. The cases
themselves We're double, the outer
case being completely plated with
gold on the ouside except where the
face of the mummy was realistically
represented, while the inside was fill
ed with silver. The second case was
similarly plated with gold externally,
but inside gold leaf was used instead
of silver. Beyond the collins, at the
western end of the tomb, the ground
was covered with large sealed jars
of wine or oil and shell-like boxes of
b%lack-painted wood, each of which
contained a piece of cooked meat,
neatly wrapped in black muslin.
Planted on top of them was the
chariot, broad enough to hold two per-
sons, richly painted and encrusted
with gold. The leather work belong
was first made. Here also were found
the four canopic jars of alabaster in
which the entrails of, the deceased
were deposited. 1t would be difficult
to match them as regards either size
or fineness of workmanship. The
heads which form their covers are in
the best style of Egyptian art and on
being lifted were found to have under
them a second set OF heads, the latter
being of plaster, coated with gold. At
the eastern end of the tomb two
other alabaster vessels were discover.
NN3 NoSH vi ShSAI VIII Aol1uICo anu VI
exquisite workmanship. The eastern
n of the tomb, contained a large
number Of small objects. There were
among them seven pairs of sandals,
most Of them of papyrus, but n of
them was Of stamped yellow leather
and another had been gilded.
although some Of the individual
objects discovered by Mr.. Davis may
be matched in previous finds, the dis.
covery as a whole far surpasses any
that has yet been made in Egypt anG
is in fact the most important ever
made there, whether we regard the
art and richness of the caskets ant
other sepulchral furniture or the
wealth of precious metal that has
been lavished upon them. The chario,
alone, for completeness and beauty O.
form, is unique. The discovery viii
not only increase our knowledge Of
the history and customs of the eight
zenith dynasty Of Egypt; it must also
materially enlarge the conception Of
the artistic taste and skilful work
manship of the ancient dwellers BY
the Nile"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Hardworkina Newspaper Men.

H.
Mark Twain says that his average
daily output of writing, when he works,
is 1890 words a day. That is about
the average days work of the newspa-
per writer on a large daily paper, day
in and day out, seven days a week. In
the course of a year this amounts to
$4,000 words. The ordinary novel
contains about 100000 words. The
newspaper man writes enough to make
a novel Of the best selling type every
two months, with plenty left over at
the end Of the year to make a book OF
very respectable size. Let us suppose
that he works at the business forty
years;he has written g. $780, 900 words,
or 240 books. Not yer Mrs. ED. E.
N. S%outhworth could beat that, and yet
there are those who imagine that jour-
nalism is an easy job.-Portland Ore
gonian.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Where Poetry Pauses.

There is most delightful poetry in a love-
ly maiden's glance.
There is poetry in her motion as she
glideth in the dance:
There is poetry in the moonlight that you
take her out to see,
While the bulbul softly twitters in an
over-hanging tree.
There is poetry in tile wavelets when
you take her for a row;
There is poetry in the meadow when
alield you Maying go;
There is poetry in the woodland when
you sit beside a brook
Holding hands and reading poetry from
a real poetry book.
There is poetry in the chancel when you
go to church to wed
And the world seems full Of poetry when
the solemn words are sail
Then you're sure that life will always
slide along on smoo.hcst sEids,
But you find there's little poetry in up
bringing seven Kids.
Louisville Courier Journal.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
PATENTS.

Reported by LQthrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi: John An
derson, Cloquet, MIMI, car mover;
William Compton, Fargo, N. d., post
driver; Clarence Dawes, Minneapolis,
Mimi, boomerang gun; Emil Grubert,
LIE Sueur, Mimi, rotary engine; Jo-
seph Sutherland, Sioux Falls, S. D.,
fence; Erick Swedlund, Atwater,
Mimi, transmission gear; Charles
Swenson, Minneapolis, Mimi, Twyer
iron.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Indian Territory Valley.

The valley lying between the Verdi
girls and Grand rivers in Indian Terri
tory, embracing a tract of land from
five to twenty miles long, is n of
the oldest inhabited portions of In
dian Territory, the Creeks having set
tied there seventy-ive years ago.
This valley has been entered lately by
a railroad, the Missouri, Kansas &
Oklahoma.-Kansas City Times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
With CAP and Bells.

With cap and bells. day after day
The TESTERS jocund part I play;
Yes. motley is the only wear,
The only fabric that will bear
Times touch or turn Fate's frown away.
The wisest in the world are they
Earth's laughter loving ones-who stray
Along through life from year to year
With cap and bells.
A laugh-our sorrow can allay:
A sigh-our merriment can slay:
Give me the jest that's not a jeer,
Give me the smile that's not a sheer,
And you may crown me till I'm gray,
With cap and bells.
Louise A. Robertson in E~veryobdy's
Magazine.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
An Unfair Revenge.

One diamond thief got his deserts.
lie stole gems valued at $1,000 from
an actress in Denver; she trailed him
to Ames and compelled him TO return
the goods and marry her to stop pros
ecution. This is administering the life
Rapids Gazette.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Here IL Relief for Women.

Mother Gray, a nurse in New York,
discovered a pleasant herb remedy for
women's ills, called AUSTRALIAN.
LEAF. Cures female weaknesses, Back
ache, Kidney, Bladder and Urinary
troubles. At all Druggists or by mail
Soc. Sample mailed FREE. Address,
The Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N. Y.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Her Ionu Suit.

"Our 1%andlady,' said Appleton,
ought to join the navy in ease We have
another war;"
Whats the explanation" queried
his friend Pruneleigh.
"She would make a hit when it came
to repelling %boarders," replied Apple
ton.-Chicago Daily News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
The Duke

"Oh, papa, the duke. has proposed to
me-"
HE has?"
Eyes, papa. And he says I can wea,
a coronet! Here's the pawn ticket for
it.''-Cleveland Leader.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Hard Times.

.Zack-1 s'pose yer prepared fer a
hard winter. Zeke?
Zeke-Yes, l got in Their usual sup.
ply of hard coal an hard cider.-Phil.
adelphia Telegraph.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

S~torekeepers, Hotel.men
and all ~-householders will be interested
in Acetylene Apparatus Mfg. Co. an.
nouncement in this paper.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot.Ease.
A powder. 1t rests the feet. Cures Swol-
len, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating
Feet and I~ngrowing Nails. At all Drug
gists and Shoe stores, IS cents. Accept
no substitute. Sample mailed FREE.
Address, A S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Quite Hopeless.

Dear Pop" wrote the boy from the
art school, don't send me any more
money! have saved half that which
you sent me last month"
Come home" wired the old man.
you'll never make an artist."-Puck
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Different.

"She told me in confidence that the
way he makes love is absurd
eyes, but the way he makes none
isn't."-Puck.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Satisfied.

Visitor-What. You got a life SEN
tence?
Prisoner-Yes, thank heaven! I hate
moving.-Translated for Tales From
Fliegende Batter.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
ontradfctor

Jinks-I said it, and I stick to it!
Blinks-Oh, be honest, Jings, and
confess you lied.-Translater for Tales
From F1iegende Batter
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
DR.. J. II. RlNDLAU1 (specialist).
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo, N. D.
When Beauty Is A Fatal Gift.

When Beauty Is a Fatal GIFT.
Crawford-It seems to be impossible
to convict a pretty woman of a capital
crime.
Crabshaw-lt wouldn't be if they al.
lowed women to serve on the jury.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
Church Trustees

Church Trustees
should investigate Acetylene Gas. See
ad of Acetylene Apparatus Mfg. Co. in
this paper.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

"Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy IL
excellent for the liver. Cured me after eight Year, Of
suffering" s. Pepron, Albany, Y. Y. World famous. o.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

Fussiness is often mistaken for
fruitfulness-by the fussy.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

Not So Prescriptions as That.
Pompous Waiter-Have you ordered,
miss?
Timid Little Girl (taking her first
meal at a restaurant)-N-no, sir; but
I've requested.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children ~teething, softens the gums, reduces f.
Gam1natioa, Allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06
A Sufficient Guide.

"If a man will learn the Ten Com
mandments by heart" said Uncle
Eben, che don't need none of deshere
81 books about how to live right an
prosper"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

Rich men have Golfers and poor men
have coughs.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

ETC permanently cured. No dts or nervousness Ann
VII hrst days use of Dr. KNne's Great Nerve Restor.
q. Send for FREE o.. 90 trial bottle and treaties.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

We have all heard of the man who
was killed by kindness, but the proof
is lacking.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-07-06

Lots Of women are up to date in ev.
erything except their birthdays.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
BUSINESS MAKES
STEADY PROGRESS.
Speculative Excuses Of All De-
scriptions Have Been Well
Avoided.
NO MAXIMUM OF ACTIVITY YET.
Traffic BlOkades Have Disappeared and
Distribution of Merchandise Is
On Liberal Scale.

New York, Feb. S.---Dun's Weekly Re-
view Of Trade tomorrow will say:
Business progresses steadily.all specu-
latlve excuses having been avoided
thus far, and the numerous negotiations
now pending indicate that the max
imum Of activity is yet to come. Some
irregularity In reports for the first
month we.e undoubtedly due to excep-
tionally severe weather. Taken as a
whole, receipts for January were very
much better than In the same month
last year, particularly as to failures.
Distribution OF merchandise is once
more on a liberal scale, traffic block
AIDES having disappeared and In many
cases large clearance sales have beer
disposed OF. Few labor disputes are
interrupting work, although several
new controversies are threatened.
Manufacturing plants are making the
best returns, Iron furnaces and steel
mills operate close to their full capa-
city and the quarterly report OF the
leading concern showed an enormous
tonnage Of business on the books at the
end OF the year despite the fact that
the closing months Of 1904 made very
good exhibits,
Railway earnings for January were
IL per cent larger than a year ago,
and foreign commerce at this port
for the last week showed an increase
Of S970,9SO in exports and a gain OF
$52s O67 In imports.
Commercial failures this week IN
the United states are 259, against 2O5
last week, 1885 the preceding week and
2i6 the corresponding week last year.
Failures In Canada number 30, against
80 last week, "a the preceding week and
20 last year"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
ACTIVE STOCKS
ON THE EXCHANGE
Tintic and Park City Traders
Furnished the Features of
The Week
SILVER SHIELD ADVANCES.
Consolidated Mercur Strongec--IlOrn
Silver, United States and Bos.
ton Cen. Higher

Tintic and Park city stocks were the
most attractive stocks on the floor Of
the mining exchange this week Sill
yer Shield OF Bingham was also played
as a favorte and the stock advanced all
OF 100 per cent. Consolidated Mercm
Btiffened some, but no record Of sales
were reported DAILY was also inactive,
the price remaining firm. A few shares
of DAILY West came out at SIS, but the
buyers were limited, there Is not likely
90 be very much Of market for the
stock until after the annual meeting.
Horn Silver Us quoted higher again On
the strength OF the extensive shipments
OF zinc ores inaugurated recently; but
no stock Is changing locally. May Day
was the center OF little furry during
the week when the stock climbed up to
cents; only to be followed by a de-
cline again. Developments at the mine
do not indicate any change for the bet.
ter. United States, Boston Consolidated
were stronger in the bidding, but little
stock was offered New York Bonanza
has strengthened and ends the week
10 cents above the opening sale price,
closing with a transfer marked up at 50
cents share.
Wabash closed lower, The closing
quotations and sales OF today were as
follows:
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
COMMITTEES Of
STOCK EXCHANGE.
President Pollock Announced Them
AT Meeting of Governing
Board To-Day
APPOINTMENTS ARE GOOD ONES
Will Meet the Approve Of Every
Member of Organization Some
Changes Proposed

The governing board OF the Salt Lake
Stock and Mining exchange held u
meeting during the forenoon, during
which President James A. Pollock an
bounced his committees which are to
loook after the affairs Of the organiza-
ton during the ensuing year. IN the
selection Of the committees the chief
executive OF the exchange consulted
with other members OF the governing
board and undoubtedly the appoint
ments win receive the hearty approval
Of every member Of the organization.
Better selections, II is conceded, could
not have been made. The committees
are:
Listng--J r, Thompson, chairman;
II. -. Cole W. b. Andrew, r. Egan and
A. J.. Jacobs.
Arbltration-W, j. Browning, chair
man @. Il, Badger II. j Evans, W. II.
Alexander and @. p. Norton.
Membership-M -. Joseph, chairman;
II. W. Doscher and NJ, - Pendegast
Rules-.J. Oberndorfar, chairman; n.
G, Noolley Jr, and w, II. Tlbbals,
Arrangements.--Joh w. Hatfield,
Chairman; w. II. Child, f.. A. Harlem
stein, II. NJ. West and j, H. Hamilton.
The governing board has under con-
sideratlon the changing Of some OF the
rules of the exchange which, Il Is be-
lleyed are needed.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
FOR THE CONTROL
OF Smell TER FUMES
Utah Consolidated Mining Com.
pany Files on Waters Of
Jordan River
MAY CAUSE SOME CONTENTION
Proposed to Discharge Gaseous Leaden
Waters Into the Great Salt
Lake.

While no announcement to that ef-
feet has been announced It seems quite
likely that the smelling companies
operating In the Salt Lake valley have
concluded that the only feasible means
Of eliminating the fumss-which have
become menace 10 growing vegeta-
ton in the salt Lake valley, Is by the
use OF a copious supply of water, The
first evidence of this was displayed
yesterday afternoon when the Utah
Consolidated Mining company filed
with the state engineers office claim
for % second feet Of water to be taken
from the Jordan river near the smeiter
and 20 be conducted by an 500 foot
pipe line to the smelter for use I'm the
regulation and control of the poison
Gus fumes which have been complained
Of 50 much. The gaseous laden waters
VIII be conducted into the Great salt
Lake, for final disposal there This
plan has given rise to numerous con-
lectures as to the possible effects OF
the waste water upon the waters Of the
lake. As the lake Is IN itself something
Of a chemical factory the mixing of the
snelter water with the salts In sou-
ton at the lake. II is surmised, may
result IN chemical combinations which
may or may not nave deleterious
effect.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
OPENING ACTIVE,
CLOSE WAS WEAK
Stocks We're in Great Supply and
The Market COrrespondingly
Weakened.
UNLOADING BY PROFESSIONALS
Some Speclaltles Misunderstanding
Resumed In the Late
Dealings,

- ,, 80, ..
New YORK FEB. 4-Ihe STOCK marhet
today opened active ana a small fraction
bipber win the oxcention of some slight
i's.'e' ~ Wv ~ A,a,,,sa,
expressions III ERIE, D. w A'Vi"So"
and United States Steel. There WAS u
very heavy obsorptlon of pennsylvania
-. a, so,,,A,.,, p,oiao
al an ADVANCE OF 9s' sou'herh Facllo
rose Is and Delaware & Hudson point
stocto ,vero I'm creator supply and the
,...,.s po,ai,,,,,s
market accordingly WeaNeheu' No'oi"b
decline to 81 and Atchison' 3 heaNlnesS ac-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-04
TINTIC ORE SHIPMENTS.
Old UndIue Property Has Been bonded
To A, A. klnnear.

TO A. A. Klnnsar
Special Correspondence.
Eureka, Feb, S.--The shipments from
Tintic mining district for the week
ending Feb. 3 amounted TO Ill carloads,
Centennial Eureka, IS; Buion Beck, a.
Gemini 49, Grand Central 6; Mann
moth. 6; Carisa 2; Lower Mammoth,
! Victor, 2; Ajax, /; Tetro, 2; Uncle
Sam, A. Eagle q Blue Bell, 8; Yank&
Consolidated 4 Hopes lease 7; Eureka
Hlll, g. Total, II. Two carloads Of con-
centrates We're shipped from the Uncle
Sam mill,
Work on the Prairie group Of claims
IN West Tintic Is progressing splendidly
under the SUPPLEMENTARY OF n. ~
Brown. Considerable ore Is being taken
from the property and the prospects are
very bright for a good paying mine.
on Wednesday the force at the Eagle
& Blue Bell mine was laid off to allow
some repairs TO be made to the COM
pressor.
Development work was started on the
Scotia property I'm West Tintlc and
VIII be continued all winter A large
amount OF rich mineral has been taken
from this mine I'm years past, and as
add to the great output OF Tintlc.
The Mckinley Mining company Is
now working two shifts In the tunnel
OF their property, and the showing
grows better daily.
A large force of men are at work on
the $50 level OF the Scranton mine To-
Gated In the north end of the district
A large amount OF GRE IL on the dump
and two to four carloads are being
shipped weekly,
The recent strike in the Gold Bios
som property in north Tintlc, has
caused the company to materially In
crease the working force. Development
work is progressing rapidly with good
results.
A. A. Kinnear has taken a lease on
the old Undine property at Silver city
and also bond and lease on the Wind
ridge claims Nos, 1 and 2, which are
a portion Of the Undine property.
fine body Of ore has been uncovered
which viii prove profitable TO the leas-
err. The shaft on the property is down
a distance of $50 feet and several hum
dred feet Of drifting has been done In
the mine A large amount OF rich ore
was shipped from the mine in the
palmy days OF Silver city and there is
no reason why with proper development
work Mr. Klnnear should not make a
bonanza out of the old producer