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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28
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WHY OREGON SCHOOLS SUFFER

The Oregonian, commenting on the
article in the East Oregonian recently,
concerning the distribution of UNA
tilla county students to the schools of
Washington says that Oregon schools
suffer because the state has divided
her appropriations among too many
Institutions and has, therefore, weak
ened all.
1t suggests as a remedy that all the
normals be consolidated in one great
normal in Portland and that the state
university be removed there. and all
building up these local institutions.
Oregon has no precedent for such a
move. None of the states build up
their state schools in the metropolis
and manufacturing cities. In nearly
every instance the states having the
best state schools. have built up school
communities like Eugene and Cor
wallis, and like Weston or Pendleton
might be, outside of the commercial
center of the state. The University OF
Washington is at Seattle, but that is
an exception and not the rule.
California's state schools are at
Berkeley. The State University OF
Missouri is at Columbia, in the center
of the state and one of the third-class
commercial cities. Kansas located
her state university at Lawrence. in
preference to Kansas City or Topeka,
the chief cities.
Oregon has no good precedent in
any of the progressive school states in
centering her schools in the metropo-
lis and manufacturing and CONNER
cial center.
The interests and surroundings nee
essary to good schools are alien and
far removed from those which make
good commercial cities. school
community must have special sur
IOuIluliiBSs Bl'nliAb Jul III oi'A A'NN~1
sary to the school lige. The metrop-
oils and commercial center Of state
is the last place at which to locate
state schools, usually.
oregon schools are suffering because
the agitation of the Oregonian and
ther willamette valley people has
unsettled the school situation in the
state. Constant opposition to the up
building of outside schools in differ
ent portions Of the state where they
would be within touch with the peo-
pie, has demoralized oregon schools
until Oregon students are going else
where. This is the chief reason of the
inefficiency in Oregon schools, if any
exists.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.

There is,a disease prevailing in this
country most dangerous because so decep.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28
LEGEND OF DEMETRIUS.

1t is told OF Demetrius, an image
maker Of Athens, that when the re-
ligion Of Christianity was introduced,
ana the image making business was
threatened with bankruptcy. he APP
pealed to the national prejudices of
the Greeks, to save the old religion
which worshipped a thousand gods, in
stead of one unseen God.
He pictured in thrilling terms the
beauty and esthetic surroundings OF
and images, and asked the Athenians
IL they would cast down Apollo, Diana
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28

FORM OF POWER IN USE TODAY.
YOU PRESS THE BUTTON, WE DO
THE REST. TAKES AWAY ALL
THE DRUDGERY. HEAT, DIRT
AND DISCOMFORT OF STEAM
POWER. 1T IS NOT ONLY MORE
CONVENIENT BUT IS CHEAPER.
FIGURE UP YOUR BILL FOR
WOOD, WATER, LABOR AND RE-
PAIRS ON YOUR BOILER AND EN-
CINE AND THEN COME AROUND
AND GET OUR RATES FOR A SIM
liar AMOUNT OF POWER IF
YOU ARE BUILDING DON'T FAIL
TO HAVE YOUR HOUSE WIRED.
QUIT CLEANING SMOKY OLD OIL
LAMPS, AND PUT IN LIGHT THAT
ONLY REQUIRES TURNING A
BUTTON. + . Z = = +
IRONING DAY THIS WEATHER
is LOOKED FORWARD TO WITH
DREAD. NO NEED OF 1T. WHAT
is THE USE OF HEATING YOUR
WHOLE HOUSE UP AND MAKING
A HARD DAYS WORK OF YOUR
IRONING WHEN WE CAN FUR
NISH YOU AN ELECTRIC IRON
AND YOU CAN OPERATE 1T ON A
METER AT AN EXPENSE OF ONLY
FIVE CENTS AN HOUR. WE CAN
FURNISH YOU A SEWING MA
CHINE MOTOR AND IT WILL ONLY
COST YOU TWO CENTS AN HOUR
TO OPERATE IT. ISN'T 1T WORTH
TWO CENTS AN HOUR TO YOU
TO HAVE A MOTOR ATTACHED
TO YOUR MACHINE. YOU CAN
DO MORE WORK WITH LESS FA-
TIGUE THAN IN TIE OLD WAY.
WE WILL MAKE YOU FLAT
RATE IF YOU ARE A DRESSMAK-
Err OR SEAMSTREES. 1T WILL
PAY YOU TO LOOK IT UP. COME
AROUND AND SEE US. 4 + +
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+ A certain man carried a sack 1
+ containing heavy burden. and !
: he had borne it many weary l
+ days. 1
+ Then, as he journeyed the 1
- Angel of Knowledge came to 1
- him and spoke to him. saying: 1
= What dost thou carry"
: And the man replied, 'It is I
= heavy, heavy burden"
= "Of what does the burden con- I
+ Sist?' the angel asked. I
= "Of my Worries" the man I
+ made answer
= Then the angel smiled pity I
= ingly upon the man and said: I
+ Let US look into the bundle I
= Of thy worries" I
: And they looked. and, lol I
= even as they looked the con- Z
+ tents of the sack dwindled into Z
= nothingness. Z
: For when the Angel of I
: knowledge teaches man to I
: look Alright he Derceives that I
: his worries are but tiny and use I
+ less things, and the burden of /
: them grow incOnceivably light. I
: A. j. Waterhouse in San Fran I
= cisco Call. =
+ J
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28
VIII Move Hotel and Hall.

oscar Vanhoy has employed W. w.
Pettyjohn. of North Yakima, to move
his large hotel building and hall from
Alfalfa to Toppenish. Mr.. V. has pur-
chased 35 feet adjoining the new hotel
on the west, where his building will
be placed. Work of moving will begin
October 1.-Toppenish Review.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28

tack the vital organs, causing catarrh of
he bladder, or the kidneys themselves
Break down and waste away cell by cell,
Bladder troubles almost always result
from arrangement of the kiduevs and
P cure is obtained quickest by a proper
treatment of the kidneys. If YOU are feel
ing badly you can make 10 mistake by
taking Dr, kilmer's Swamp-Root, the
great kidney, liver and bladder remedy,
1t CorrectS inability to hold urine and
scalding pain i'll passing it, and over
comes that unpleasant necessity of being
compelled 10 go often through the day,
and to get up many times during the
night. The mild and the extraordinary
effect OF Swamp-Root is soon realized.
1t stands the highest for its wonderful
cures of the most distressing cases.
Swarnp-Root is pleasant to take and is
sold by all druggists in fifty-cent and
one-dollar size bottles. Nou may have a
sample bottle of this wonderful new dis
covery and book that tells all about it,
both sent free by mail. Address, DR.. Kill
mer x Co., Binghamton n. y. When
writing mention reading this generous
offer i'll this paper. Don't make any
mistake, but remember the name, Swamp
Root, DR.. Kilmer' Swamp Root, and the
address, Binghamton, n. ", on every
bottle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28
w. T. PARKER
Dealer In Dry Goods, Groceries and
Notions-Ilats, Caps, Boots, Shoe.
and Farm Produce.

! nave Just purchased the d. "a.
hichardson store at Helix. oregon.
and am going to thoroughly remodel
1t and greatly Increase the stock.
solicit your patronage. and IL good
goods and fair treatment can hold
your trade, then know you will trad.
with me. Bring in your farm pro.
duce Highest market price paid.
hELA OREGON
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28
THE PORTLAND
PORTLAND. OREGON.

American plan, SO per day and upward
Headquarters for tourists and commerclA
travellers. Special rates made to fAmIlle,
and single gentlemen. The managem ep
will be pleased at all times to show room
and give prices. A modern Turkish batl
establishment In the hotel.
II. c. BOWERS, Manager
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-28

1--WE. Many sudden
deaths are caused
by it-heart dis
ease, pneumonia,
heart failure or
apoplexy are often
the result of kid
ney disease. If
kidney trouble is
allowedtoadvance
neutrality-suspicious.
ed blood will at
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
shoutirx Their Prni.ca.

Kirkland. IN. Jan. 2.-GspecIal.D-
Cnrrsi Of the terrible Rheumatic pains
TINT uade him q cripple lor years. Mr..
Rlc'iarl II. Greenhon. an old and re-
spcctcj resident Of this place. IL shout.
Ing the praises Of the remedy that
cured him. Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Il Ind the rheumatism In my left
N 40 that I could not walk over ten
Go Fifteen rods at n time aud that by
b usr OF two canes" Mr.. .Grccnhon
says. II would have Co sit or lie down
ON the ground when I was u trying
90 walk and the sweat would run
down my face. with so much pain. I
could not sleep at night for about fve
or six weeks
II tried different doctors medicines,
but they were all no good. Then I sent
Tor Dodd's Kidney Pills aud almost
from the nrst they brought relief. by
the time ! had taken fourteen boxes
or them my rheumatism was all gone
and can truly say I feel better than
have In the last twenty-five years"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
Pat's Auempt az suicide.

Pat had come over 10 America with
che expectation OF finding money ly.
Ing around loose, only waiting for
some one to pick Il up. or course this
was long ago. Pat had oon become
d~isiilusioned and was always glad 20
get hold OF odd jobs which would net
him a little something 10 help him
keep body and soul together. Finally,
becoming tired OF the struggle. he de-
eided 10 end Il all. and was very In
dustriously tying n rope around his
waist when his landlord happened In
on him. After watching him c~uriously
for q Few minutes, he asked:
"what's mp. Fat? What are you try.
ing 10 DOT"
'"rroyin' 10 choke meself. av coorsc."
was Pats answer.
Choke yourself? You can't do II
that way. You'll have to put the rope
around your neck"
"Sure an I thrlcd thot. but I couldn't
breathe."-New York Times.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
500 Reward. aIoo.

The readers Of this paper viii be pleased 10
learn that there u at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able 10 cure In all In
stages. and that II CaIarTh. Halls Catarrh Cure
Il the only positive cure now known 10 the ned
lcAl fraternity. Catarrh being q constitutional
disease. requires n constitutional treatment.
Halls CatArTh Cure Il taken Internally, acting
directly upOn the blood and mucous surfaces ~
the system. thereby destroying the foundation 40
tho disease. and giving tho iatient strength by
Building 40 the constitution aud assisting nature
IN doing It's work. Tho proprietorS have 10
much faith In lts curative powers that they o1cr
tine Hundred Dollars for any case that 10 fails 70
cure. send for list 81 Testimonials.
Address, - J. CHENEY q CO., Toleao. o.
Sold by Druggists. &c.
Halle Family Pills are the best.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05

The late Gen. william Ludlow was
Q typical American soldier. He was
absolutely devoid OF fear and often
ran risks that would cause the ordI-
nary man 10 trcmble. II Is related that
In landing on Cuban soil Gen. Lud-
low lost his uniform service hat
board and failed 90 u. Look
ing through his goods after landing. he
found n white yachting cap. which no
wore much OF the time. n not quite all
OF the campaign. IL was on his bead
In the Santiago fight. where Il fur
nlshed a conspicuous target for the
cnemy's IRE. An officer who was talk
Ing with Gen. Ludlow heard the zip OF
bullets and. on turning away. was hit
and wounded severely. II was evident
that there vas danger In approaching
the white yachting cap.
"Better take that OF. General" said
q brother officer. They're aiming nc
you"
Sorry replied the General. ''but.
having brought this cap into this din
Guilty. ] feel under obligations 10 take
IL through with me-" And he con-
tlnued To wrar che white target.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05

A railroad wreck In OxfordshIrc.
England. resulted Ia thirty deaths and
n mine explosion In North Stafford.
shire killed twenty.
The Hoosnc tunnel was turned over
10 the State of Massachusetts by the
builders.
The mixed school, controversy In
New Orleans resulted I'm n street duel
between former Gov. Warmoth and
Editor Byery OF the Bulletin, IN which
the latter was killed.
There was much turmoil In Mexico
over the government suppression of
the religions orders.
All the churches OF Milwaukee. Wis,
abandoned Sunday evening services so
that tie people might attend n great
mass meeting Tor the relief OF Nebras-
ka grasshoppcr sufferers.
The Senate passed n currency bill
providing for the resumption of specie
payment. free banklni. the retirement
OF grccnbacks and fractional currency.
etc.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
gem from the German.

Sophron. n wise teacher. did not al
low his growu-up soRs and daughters
TO associate with those whose conduct
was not perfectly correct and proper.
"Dcar father said the gentle Eula-
lie TO him one day when he forbade
her going In company with her brother
10 see the llght-miudod Lucinda. you
must take US TO be very childish II you
think she can do us any harm."
But tho father quietly took an ex-
tinguIshtd coil from the fireplace and
reached IL to his daughter.
at does not burn" said he: take IT,
chndr'
EuialIe did so, and behold! her dell
cate hand and pure white dress were
soiled at once.
zone cannot he too careful in touch
ing coalsv' said she lmpa;iently.
Certainly" replied her father. you
see, my child. that coal blackens even
where II does not burn; so does the
society OF the immoral"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
He knew One.

well, you're a veterinary surgeon
what do you know about a horseI" asked
a browbeating attorney.
II don't pretend TO be- a horse Doctor"
replied the witness. but ] know n good
deal OF the nature OF the animal"
That means 10 say you know n horse
from a jackass when you see them con.
tinued the lawyer in the same style. look.
ing knowing aud slancing t~riumphantly
around.
"Oh. yes. just so." drawlcd out the in
tended victim. gazing ~in,ently nj his le-
sal tormcntor. "For instance. I should
never take you for n horser'-Tid Bits.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
Seventy-five Years Ago.

Georgia refused to allow the Indians
20 set up an independent government
In that State.
The Senate ratified the treaties with
the Indians which gave 10 the United
States S.OOo.OOO acres OF land.
Notwithstanding the great ~rcJolcings
nj 81. Petersburg over the peace OF
Adrianoplc, there was much dlssatls.
faction because ConStantlnoplc had not
been captured.
A party OF Choctaws attacked n
camp OF Usage Indians on the Cana,
dian river and killed seven Of their
number.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
XVII.

Utterly worn out. I was just sinking
into n doing sleep. when ! was reused
by the hateful tones OF Mr.. Poricr's
voice greeting his daughter. rs she sat nc
breakfast In my room. Another enemy
added TO the number that encompasscd
me.
lie quickly turned 10 me and began.
in his usual hypocritical shuttle. II hear
that Il hath pleased Providence TO put
you In a fair wal OF recovery. 40 You
thought "a get or, Master Silas. did
your he said. with n satyr-like lecr mp
on his face: but Judith has laid her
runaway husband safely by the heels
this time"
About IL o'clock that same mornin;
there cane a knock nc the door. IL was
the nurse: there was n whispered CON
versation. and then Judith came up to
me-I was sitting before the fire In nm
easy chair-and said. quietly. "Madsme
Bcrne. the woman whom told You was
coming to-day. Is here; remember your
promise, and will remember mine"
In a few moments there came in,c
the room n tall. iron-looking woman.
Judith's father cringcd. aud fawncd. and
lecred. and snualcd. But Judith stood
| with her hand resting upon the table,
! cold and defiant. never deignlng 10 her
visitor even a salutation.
"And you are Silas CarstonT' she
said. fixing upon me a strangely intense
look.
THAT Is the name I am known by" I
answered.
And IL this woman your witcT" she
asked. pointing 20 Judith.
l paused for one moment. ! could feel
Judith's fierce eyes were upon me-; then
l answered quietly. "Shc is"
Madame Berne paused again. and
turned her cold glance upon her; u was
met by one ms fearless MS her own.
THE Sum OF $500 n year Is settled
upon you MS an annuity" she said. again
turning 10 me ms the door closed upon
Mr.. Porter. 1T will he paid you quar-
| tcrly. on personal application. by Messrs.
Fogie * Quick. Your wifc"-thers was
a strange emphasis upon the word
communicated with me through those
lawyers: and rs l was informed that you
were too III 20 attend NJ their Office. l
have come here 90 judge. as far rs ! am
able. whether you are the man you pre-
tend 60 be-"
Have you no wish 10 inquire into
your parcntage. SilasT' said Judith,
speaking for the first time.
'lt will be useless IL he has" answered
Madame Hernc. freczingly: The will new
er know IT,"
AS she turned 90 leave the room. an
other figure appeared Upon the scene
Montgomery was standing In the door.
way. She started back. with n look
aud gesture OF loathing; but the next mo-
ment drew herself up. with the same
frigid, p~assionless look upon her face rs
before.
For n moment Montgomery stood look
ing at her with an exultnnt grin. You
see. we have met again." he said. 1t
seems that you and ] cannot help get.
ting mixed up with one another. Your
protege has married a very old friend
of mine. Mile. Zenobia. clnirvoynnte. as
the bills used 10 say. Her father. too,
nm old BOOT companion"
Then. suddenly changing his tone from
mockery 10 malignancy. he added, hiss
Ing out his words. This Is my work:
but IL Is only the beginning of my ven
gcance. You shall feel IL YETI
Go he continued
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
Fifty Years Ago.

Another katir war was expected In
South Africa. as the English attempt
ell 10 interfere with the native polyg
amy practice.
One million and three hundred thou.
sand dollars OF the United States debt
was redeemed nj the Treasury Depart
mcnt. nearly $4,000 Of which was the
loan of 1917.
Indians OF Texas promised 10 kecr
the peace and settle on the lands re
served for them In the State.
Two United States ships were sclz'
cd ut Havana for conveying arms aud
scditious proclamations.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05

Reports were sent out from New Or.
leans OF successful raids made on
guerrilla camps by Union soldiers.
Secretary Stanton announced Sher
mans occupation of Savannah. On.
There was much complaint OF the
persecution OF Jews In Rome.
Wilmington, y. c., was being BON.
barded by the Union fleet.
Members Of the Fenian brotherhood
In Chicago urged val against England
because OF the st. Adams raid from
Canada. They pledged n force OF 5,0OC
men.
The Mexican Republicans defeated
the Imperiallsts nj San Pedro.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
81 Bound by a Spell !

very much. Seeing such things exposed
for sale. suggested the idea Of Offering
some OF my own work. | found n ready
sale. aud 40 | have gone on ever stree.
And now you know my history"
Have you seen your cousin John
since you have been in this house," I
inquired.
YES" she answered. s~huddcrlng.
This evening. Ms ! was sitting nj the
window watching the sunset. heard
my door open. and tlrrc. standing upon
the threshold. l turned and saw him
and that awful woman. I screamed with
terror. and then the room seemed 10
swim round. and | almost tainted"
And what did they want OF your"
Cousin John pretended TO be very
much in love with me. and proposed that
we should marry. lie said that he had
come from my grandfather. who was
very angry nt my flight. and who would
never forgive me but upon those terms:
but that IL l consented. we should ne
once return 20 Rose Cottage. and all
would be forgiven"
The door was suddenly burst open.
Judith appeared!
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
HABITS CHAIN.
Certain Habits Uneonscionsiy Formed
and Hard TO Break.

and Hard 10 Break.
An ingenious philosopher estimates
that the amount OF will power ncccs-
sary TO break a lifelong habit would.
~ II could be transformed, lift a
weight OF many tons.
IL sometimes requires n higher de-
gree OF herolsm 10 break the chains OF
n.p~ernicious habit than TO lead n for
lorn hope In a bloody battle. A lady
writes from an Indiana town:
From my earliest childhood ! was n
lover OF coffee. Before I was out
OF my teens l was a miserable dys-
peptlc. suffering terribly Mt times with
my stomach.
Il was convinced that II was coffee
that was causing the trouble and yet
] could not deny myself n cup for
breakfast. At the age OF 10 | was In
very poor health. indeed. My sister
told me ! was In danger OF becoming
n coffee drunkard.
"But I never could give up drink.
Ing coffee for breakfast although II
kept me constantly III. until I tried
Postum. I learned 20 make II properly
according 20 directions. and now we
can hardly d. without Postum for
breakfast. and care nothing at all for
coffee.
Il am no longer troubled with dys-
pcpsia. do not have spells OF suffering
with my stomach that used TO trouble
me 81 when I drank coffee" Name
given by Postum CO., Battle Greek,
Mich.
Look In each pkg. for the famous
little book. The Road 3 wellvills.-
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
One Hundred Years 400.

Russia AMI Sweden were negotiating
a subsidiary treaty.
The Haytlan army under Emperor
Dcssallncs was preparing TO march
against Santo Domingo.
Holland was on the verge OF bank
ruptcy.
The Sac and Fox Indians coded 10
the United States $4,000 square miles,
600 of which tract was along the Mis-
slsslppi river.
Much discomfort prevailed among
the Americans nj New Orleans, occa.
stoned by the former Spanish Governor
retaining his troops In the city to act
as n guard.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05

A well known engineer. II. Casaion-
"a. ~ 81 favorabiy impressed with the
practicability or the moving sidewalk
that ne has worked out n plan for
= rolling platform running from the
Place dc In Concordc 20 the Place de In
Bastile. That part OF Paris now has
IN omnibus lire. but owing TO the
crowded condition Of the streets the
accommodations are very unsatIsfac-
fury. The platform itself would O n
sisf OF three parallel parts. running
with speeds OF =. 4. : and : miles an
hour. respectively. A passenger walk
ing ON the third platform could thus
sttnin n speed OF nine 10 ten miles.
The promoters are contemplating even
q auadrnple platform. making the high
CT speed as great MS twelve to fourteen
miles mn hour.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
III. Busincss Was ..Ioc.rin, up.-

A young nan who had been born and
reared In a small Pennsylvania town
recently returned there after m alb
OF six or seven years. AS be
walked from the station TO the home OF
his relatives. he encountered the old
negro who had attended to the towns
embarrassing from time lmmemorIal.
There was an exchange OF greetings.
ai.er which the returned native said:
well ! see that you and the white
wash brush are still In partnership.
How Is misunderstanding upy'
"Ycs.a! yes-a!" chncklcd the old fell
low. THAT do be Its way JUS now.
sab. Yo' see. Use kal-so-mIn. In the
ceilln' ub de Baptis' Church. sab"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
Another Victim.

"Well. sir. IL does look like Providence
il dead ag'in mc!' exclaimed the South
west Georgia a
"Why-what's II been doing 10 you.
nowY'
"Wcll. just rs soon as the sun got hot
enough TO brile hccfsteak, beef went 80
high that | couldn't reach it."-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-01-05
Nffuht He Truc.

wife-This paper tells about n nan
who says he never made love 20 q
M In his life. DO you believe I'll
HusbanG-Weli, ! have no a to
doubt It. Perhaps he didn't have to.
WIfe-Didn't have tor
Husband-That's what I said. lie
probably made n speciality OF widows