The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1905-06-23

E1la-What nice hair Bella has. Stel.
la-Wen, a woman Is a fool to buy an
inferior arhcle-Town Topics.
The Lady-That isn't the same story
you told me before. The Beggar-No,
lady; you didn't believe the other one
l-Ex.
He-Can't we Just quietly separate
without getting a formal divorce? She
But I'm already engaged to another.
Life.
us your wife economical?" Every.
She can fix over a ten-dollar hat for
SIS so it will look just as good as
new one"-Puck.
Big Brother-Now, Willie, you must
give me the larger half Of the apple
because mamma says we mustn't be
greedy.-Harper's Bazaar.
How are you making out In writing
for the magazines?" Just holding my
own. They send me back as much as
l send them" Free Press.
Uncle Josh-'Most every official that
amounts to anything has to file an an
nual report. Uncle Hiram-Yes; an l
guess that's about all some Of 'em do.
Puck.
Tourist say, guide, what does that
memorial stone commemorate? Guide
I put it there. 1t was upon that spot
q tourist once gave me i've francs
T1t-Bits.
Meekly-Yes, we're going to move to
swamphurst. Doctor-But the climate
there may disagree with your wife.
Meekly-t wouldn't dare-Philadel-
phia Press.
Nell-Mr. Krammerer Is SO kind. He
said took a very pretty and very ar
tdstic picture. Bell-Indeed? And
whose picture did you take, dear?-
Philadelphia Ledger.
Lady-Very healthy place, is it,
Have you any idea what the death
rate Is here7 Caretake-Well. mum,
I can't 'zactly say; but it's about one
apiece all round.-Punch.
Mrs. Smith-Td like to sell you q
ticket, sir. We're getting up a rafne
for poor sailor. Mr.. Krusty-Not to
me. wouldn't know what to do with
q sailor II won him.-Ex.
Most divorces are caused by a very
common mistake" What is it?"
"Many a man in love only with a dim
pie or q curl makes the mistake Of mar
rying the whole giFl."-Life.
Clarinda-Arent you allowed to
keep a dog in your new fat? Florinda
No, we had to give Fido away; but
Jack had his dear little bark put In
our phonograph.-Journal Amusant
Ida-Ars they really 80 rich7 May
II should say 30. When they slipped
several spoons and saucers into their
grips the hotel clerk said it was mere
" the souvenir hobby.-Chicago NewA
"Heavensl" exclaimed the first moth,
here's q fne prospect Of starving to
death!" "How sol" inquired the 9TH
er one There's nothing in this box
were locked up In but q bathing suit
l-Ex.
Miss PaSsay-Yeu may sheer at pet
dsGA but they're faithful. anyway.
"a rather kiss q good dog than some
msa. NJ. ehaEps-Well, we'll, some
men are born iucky.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Edtth-Is n true. Dolly. that Larkin
Kissed you before hs picked you up in
that runaway Dolly-Yes, dear; you
know - 10 Studying to b doctor,
a1A that was nrst aid to the injured
Chicago Record Herald.
PhoAosraphsr-I would suggest that
you relax the features 4 little and as
sumo . more pleasing expression. Mrs.
Y1ck-Senn-I suppose can do it If you
insist, but can toll you right now It
won't look like me.-Chicago Tribune.
what" asked the female-suffrage
advocate with the square chin, has
becoms Of our manly menT "Some
OF thsm," replied the meek and lowly
citizen, have married womanly wom-
en-, and are now engaged In raising
childish children" News.
Uncle George have read your ard-
ele over, and must say it shows q
greet deal Of originality. Arthur
Thanks, I'm sure! I nattered myself
there were some ideas In It Uncle
George was not speaking Of the
composition, but Of the spelling
Boston Transcript
It was on the old camp ground.
pass de hat" suggested Bruddah
wheatly. But the parson raised his
hand mo, sah," hs shouted, "dere'll
be no hats about It. Pass a tin box
wild a chain to it. De last time a hat
was passed around heah It nevah came
back, and I had to 60 home barehead-
Chicago News.
II must have 4 new gown and coat
at once" "Great thundera ton, wom-
an. how can you ask for a gown and
coat when you have to testify in my
bankruptcy hearing next weekT Il
simply have to have them. Do you
think I can face the people in the
courtroom when I am wearing my old
clothes T'-IndianApo Sun.