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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21

VIII outright for first dollar bottle of Dr. Shops
Restorative depost-no promise risk
you pay nothing either later. The dollar bottle is
tree to those who have not tried remedy.
want references-no security poor the
opportunity the rich say Merely
write and ask will send order druggist.
He will give you free, the full dollar package.
afford to offer full dollars free because
mine is ordinary Ordinary symp-
TOMS My remedy treats the that
TOMS Symptom treatment must be long
the cause Is there My treatment
1t has removed the for that the
trouble.
There is no mystery-no miracle explain treat
ment to easily why water
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21
CHURCH NOTES.

Interest in the nightly services conducted at
the Calvary Baptist church by Rev. Dr. A. T.
it has been voted to continue them another week:
The invitation to attend is general Special
music and appropriate addresses will be given
49,, The regular quarterly meeting services Of the
ht e1e T ae hec ast At %ees house
At Westminster church Sunday morning Ad
Olson Madeira and Owen T Morris viii sing sing
sing a solo entitled "The Lost Chord" In the
| the place Of the usual order. Of worship: Rev.
Dr. Bushnell is to give brief sketch of the very
addition to two unaccompanied numbers by the
| quartet Mr. Madeira and Miss Williams are
O. K. soares will read a paper Monday morn.
Ing ut the Baptist ministers meeting at the
| Ing will preach the third and final sermon on
e Be ena dbsEsn in Dsfs from 1sBs
n' sf@Sea s:sf rs Sunday evenings
At Simpson Methodist Episcopal church, TWEEN
ty-eighth street and First avenue S, Rev. DR.,
M reaeh in the eT
| Wesley Methodist church. Sunday morning, the
chorus. choir will sing: Anthem ''How Lovely
solo, leone Unto Me-" coenen. 1t the even:
ing service. Rev. Dr.. Montgomery will take fol
his Hal Gaines snb book
sinking,' by Hyatt: Free seats at all services
Christian church. conducted by the pastor, Rev
DR.. Fred Kline, are being well attended and
interest is increasing. They Will continue the
The Christian and Missionary alliance will hold
its regular Sunday service at Union City mission
Sermon BY Rev. g. ". schelander Of India.
nepin Avenue Methodist church begins series
Men," The series VIII consist Of promises made
to "a Girl.Wife Queen" to "A Discredited
Royal Herr to "a Peasant Widow" to "a
Rsw Country 9. d gRspesd Court at
startling promises were made. Were they kept?
Special musical numbers at both services.
Rsv Dr. . at the First M
.'Christianity's Cure for Crime in Minneapolis -
The presbytery Of will meet Mop
Several important items Of business will be
acted upon. One is overture from the gen
5saps G e in s ansep
| Rev. Clement g. Clarke of Plainville. Conn.,,
will preach Sunday morning and evening at
! the First Congregational church.
Rev Charles Fl. Maxwell, pastor Of Linden
Hills Congregational church, has been in North
Dakota with his father the past week. but will
At the First Baptist church Sunday evening,
Rev; w. B. Riley will continue his series Of dis
sponsibility Of Police, Press and Parents" G.
w. Purple will make short address on Home
Protection" A service of song will be given by
Clay Gilbert. Monroe Fowler win preside at the
organ.
a Mckinley memorial will be held at Fowler
Methodist church Sunday morning. when the ia
vorite hymns of the martyred president will be
sung by the congregation Rev, pr; E a; Cool,
Civil Office The new quartet viii sing ':ovel
the Hills, Parks; Phoebe Cary's Zone sweetly
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21
Simply Write Me

The first free bottle may be enough to effect
cure-hut I do not promise that. Nor do fear
loss of possible profit if it does. For such q
test will surely convince the cured one beyond
doubt, or dispute, or disbelief, that every word
say Is true.
The offer Is open to everyone, everywhere.
But you must write ME for the free dollar bot
tie order. All druggists do not grant the test.
l will then direct you to one that does. He will
though your dollar laid before him. Write for
the order today. The offer may not remain open.
will send you the book you ask for beside. 1t
is free. 1t will help you to understand your
case. What more can I do to convince you q
my iHterest-of my sincerity2
For free order for Book 1 on Dyspepsia.
a full dollar bottle you Book on the Heart
must address DR.. Shoop. Book 3 on the Kidneys.
Box 2620, Racine, Wis. Book for Women.
State which book You Book for Men.
want. Book on Rheumatism.
Mild CT ses are often cured with one or two bot
ties. For sale at forty thousand drugstores.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21
MORE APPOINTMENTS.

F. A. Edmunds was appointed BY
Governor johnson yesterday to be state
boiler Inspector for the Ramsey county
district, succeeding r. H. Johnson
A. c. Wedge of Albert Lea was ap
pointed a member Of the state board OF
forestry, on recommendation Of the
state agricultural society.
Thomas l.. Coughlin of st. Paul has
been selected as secretary of the state
dairy and food department., succeeding
W. W. Wall Of Lanesboro.
DR.. Margaret Koch of MINNEAPOLIS
was appointed member of the board
Of medical examiners, succeeding DR.
Adele Hutchinson of Minneapolis. DR.
Koch was recommended by the homeop
athic profession of the state.
John ]. Pontius of St., Cloud was ap
pointed deputy oil inspector for Stearns
and Benton counties.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21
For Kidney Troubles

The kidneys are the blood filters. They are
operated solely by the inside nerves. The branch
which operates them and regulates them is called
the renal plexus. When the renal plexus is
weak or irregular, the kidneys become clogged
with the very poisons they should throw off. No
kidney treatment can clean them out or cure
them, and one stage leads into another until
after a while the kidneys themselves begin to
break down and dissolve There is only one way
to reach kidney trouble-that is through the in
side nerves that control them, which Dr. Shoop' 8
Restorative alone strengthens and restores.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21
For Heart Trouble

Your heart beats more than ten thousand
times day. And every heart beat is an impulse
of~the inside nerve branch called the cardiac
plexus. The heart is muscle, but It is the
nerve that makes the muscle do the work. An
irregular or weak heart is, almost in every in
stance, the direct result of weak or irregular
nerve-inside nerve. To cure heart trouble re-
store the nerve to normal. DR.. Shops Restora-
tive will restore the cardiac plexus, just as it
For all equal parts of the great inside nerve
systematic power neryes-the master nerves.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21
DR.. Shops Restorative

the class carried bouquets Of red and
white carnations or roses. The gradu-
ates were:
Latin Course-Clara Francelle Smith.
Literary Course-Lillian A. Bates, Minnie
Belle Clausen, Isadore ,Josewitch, Blenda A.
Rasmussen. Cecilia Berntine Braa Agnes Mary
Hill and Myrta Matthews.
English Course-Edward Thomas Chestnut.
car Nathaniel Newstrom and Alvin Nathaniel
LOfgren -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21
For Stomach Troubles

The Stomach is controlled by delicate nerve
called the solar plexus. Prize fighters know
that blow over the stomach-a solar plexus
blow-means sure knockout. For this nerve is
ten times sensitive the pupil of your eye
Yet the solar plexus is only one of the centers
of the great inside nerve-the power nerve. It ia
one Of the master nerves. The stomach is it's
slave. Practically all stomach trouble is nerve
trouble--inside nerve trouble-solar plexus trou-
Bile. Dr. Shops Restorative strengthens the
inside nerves strengthens the solar plexus-and
the stomach trouble disappears.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21

Mild CT ses are often cured with one or two DO,
ties For sale at forty thousand drugstores.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-21

For locomotive purposes last year
England consumed g 1851, 1868 tons of
coal; Scotland, 1,79O,75s tons. and Ire.
land $1,000 tons.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
DRUG STORE MOVED.
Especial to The BuHotinJ

T"V''THT TV II IH' HHTT'FTHI
Wailuku. Maui, Oct. 25.-Maples
drug store has moved back to the old
stand on Main street, adjoining Hoff.
man & Weight. 1t is hard for even
en- up.to.date drug store conducted on
Occidental lines to compete with drug
stores conducted by japanese, who do
not even possess licenses as pharma.
cists.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
FIXED THE ICE WORKS.
lSncclnI 10 The BulletinD

Wailuku Maui. Oct. 23.-- Marston
Campbell came up last evening from
Honolulu to put the machinery of the
Hygeia Ice Works at Kahului in proper
running order. Owing to recent
changes of managers the machinery
had refused to work as well as it has
been in the past.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
HAVE YOU TRIED ''PORCELA?'

exclusively for cleaning and pol
plumbing
cleaning advertised
purpose cantan grit flint and clean principal
In a averysh ruined
w. j.. ENGLAND PLUMBING CO.,
PHONE MAIN s2a 12 HOTEL STREET.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
Castle & Cooke, Ltd.
HONOLULU.
COmmiSsia.l Merchants
Il Sugar Factor!

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation Co.
The WaiaIua Agricultural Co.
The kohaIa Sugar Co. 81.
The Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
The Fulton Iron Works, st. Louis, No
The Standard Oil Co.
The Geo. r. Blake Steam Pumpa
Weston's centrifusaIs.
The New England Life Insurance Co
Of Boston.
The Aetna Fire ins. Co. Of Hartford,
Conn.
The Alliance Assurance Co. Of London
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
E. Brewer & Co., Ltd.
Queen strees, Honolulu, T. II.
Agents for

Hawaiian Agl icultural Co.. Ookala
Sugar Plant. Co., Onomea Sugar Co.,
Honomu Sugar Co, ,Wailuku Sugar Co.,
Pepeekeo Sugar Co., The Planters
Line of San Francisco Packets, Chas.
Brewer & Co.'S line of Boston Packets.
List Of officers:
c. M. Cooke, President; George
Robertson, Vice President and Mana
ger; E. r. Bishop, Treasurer and Sec.
retary; r. W. Macfarlane, Auditor; p.
c. Jones, c. M. Cooke and J. r. Gait,
Directors.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
World NEWS BYCABLE
ASSOCIATED Press Cable.l
REVOLUTIONARY MEETINGS.

REVOLUTIONARY MEETINGS.
st. Petersburg, October 25.-Revoiu.
tionary meetings are numerous. The
De Witte cabinet had a prolonged SOS.
sion yesterday. Gorky's new revoiu.
tionary play has been produced with
out Interference by the police. Tho
fact is unprecedented. GOrky himself
has been forced to go to the Crimea
on account of his health.
HARRiMAN'S QUICK TRIP.
Chicago. October 25.-President Har.
riman has arrived here 80 hours aud
fortyfour minutes from San Francisco.
eighteen hours quicker time than the
Overland Limited affords.
TAFT DENIES PRESIDENCY.
Washington, October 25.-Secretary
Taft has announced that he will not
resign from the cabinet and Is not u
candidate for the Presidency.
RoosEVELT's MOVEMENTS.
I Grenada, Miss, October 25.-Roose.
Welt Is en- route to New Orleans. There
IS minimum danger of fever, only a
few cases remaining.
URGING JERoME's ELECTION.
New York, October 2j.-F'lammer,
the Republican nominee for district at.
torney. has withdrawn, urging the elec.
tion OF jerome.
MUNICIPAL FERRY LINE.
New York. October 25.-The munici'
pality has begun the operation Of fer.
ry line between the Battery and Staten
island.
NEW INSURANCE INQUIRY.
New York. October ga commit
tee of trustees has been appointed to
investigate the Mutual Life Insurance
Co.
POPE RECEIVES sEAMEN.
Rome. October 25.-The Pope has 70
ceived the officers and sailors of thu
L. S. S. Minneapolis.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26

A poor laboring man in Denmark
has made q new invention in life'sav'
ing. He impregnates clothes with a
substance which will keep a ship
wrecked person afloat for several days
without losing its property.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
The Yokohama Specie Bank. Ltd.
ESTABLISHED 1880.
HEAD OFFICE. YOKOHAMA.

HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
BRANCH AGENCIES - Bombay,
Hongkong Honolulu, Kobe, London,
Lyons, Nagasaki, Newchwang, New
York, Peking, San Francisco, Shang.
hal, Tientsin, Toxic, Osaka.
The bank buys and receives for col.
lection Bills Of Exchange, issues
Drafts and Letters of Credit and trans.
acts a general banking business.
HONOLULU BRANCH, 81 KING ST.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
SPiCTAClEO AMERICANS

The man Of sense Is he who best
preserves those faculties with which
Nature has endowed him.
He may "hate to wear glasses" but
sentiment is not sense.
Glasses are not always an evidence
Of weak eyes, but rather Of strong In
telIeet.
Men and women Of strength, both
mental and physical, wear them for
the preservation Of nerve force and
vitality, as much as for the better
! ment Of vision.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
Horse ShOeinQ.
W.W.Wri9htCO.
INIT ED

have opened a horseshoe
ing department in connec.
tion with their carriage
shop, etc. Having secur-
ed the services OF a first
class shoer, they are pre-
pared to do all work in
trusted to them in a first.
class manner.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
TRAINED NURSE.
sTENoGRAPHY - BOOKKEEPING.

Evening classes now forming - Mon.,
We'd, Fri: expert instruction. Ad'
dress Y, Bulletin. 3l99lm
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
VIM. G. Irwin { Co., Ltd
SUGAR FACTORS
and
coMMIssioN AGENTS

Agents for
Oceanic Steamship Co., San Francisco
Cal.
Western Sugar Refining Co., San Fran
cisco, Cal.
Baldwin Locotomotive Works, Phiia
delphia. Pa.
Newaii Universal Mil Co. (Manufao
turers Of National Cane Shredder>,
New York, N. Y.
Pacific OIL Transportation Co., San
Francisco, Cal.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
BAND AT HAWAIIAN.

The Hawaiian band gives a public
concert at 1880 this evening at the
Hawaiian Hotel, as follows:
PART !.
March: Spirit OF Liberty" ..... .Sousa
Overture Road to Glory. ..... King
Ballad: "Ema Maka Uliuli". :. .Herma
Selection: La Traviata" Verdi
PART II.
Vocal: Hawaiian Songs. ar. by Berger
Mrs. y. Alapai.
IntermeZZo: Trailing the Trail" (by
request ......,......... Spaululha
Waltz: "l0Ol Nights. ........ Strauss
March: Helen Blazes" ... RIPPLE!
The Star Spangled Banner"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
hawaiian Carriage
Manufacturing Co.
VT QUEEN 81. TEL MAIN Al.
p. o. BOX 1ss.

Manufacturers OF all kinds Of Car.
riages and Vehicles, Wagons, Wagon
Materials OF all descriptions supplied;
Rubber Tires put on at reasonable
prices; Repairing, Painting and Trim
ming; satisfaction guaranteed; estl.
mates given.
c. W. ZIEGLER, Manager.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
The First
AMERICAN SAVINGS
AND TRUST co.
OF HAWAII, LTD.
SUBSCRIBED CAPITAL. 5000. 10000
PAID UP CAPITAL. .$1oo, 10000

President .............. Cecil Brown
Vice President. .......M. p. Robinson
Cashier .............. W. G. Cooper
Office: Corner Fort and King SITS.
SAVINGS DEPOSITS received and
interest allowed for yearly deposits at
the rate of 4 1-2 per cent. per annum.
Rules and regulations furnished up
on application.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26

VIM. q. Irwin.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26
Alexander & Baldwin
LIMITED.
}. o. COOKE. Manager
OFFICERS.
SUGAR FACTORS,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS and
INSURANCE AGENTS

agents tor
Hawaiian Commercial 6 Sugar C
Haiku Sugar Company.
Paia Plantation.
Maui Agricultural Company.
kihei Plantation Company.
Hawaiian Sugar Company.
kahuku Plantation Company.
kahului Railroad Company.
Haleakala Ranch Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-10-26

Claus spreckels.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-05-26

into ditch Of dirty water, and the horse
went off across a field, and the policemen
fished dad out of the ditch, and run him
through clothes wringer or something,
and got him dried out, and sent him to
the hotel in an express wagon, and rode
my horse back to the liveryman and told
him what happened to dad, and they
locked me up in a box stall until some
body found the horse, cause they
thought dad was horse thief, and they
held me for ransom. But dad came
around before night and paid my ran
som, and we were released. Dad says
Rotten Row is rotten, all right enough,
and by ginger it is, cause he has not got
the smell of that ditch off his clothes
yet.
Now he has got new idea, and that is
to go to some country where there are
bandits. different from the bandits here
in London, and be captured and taken to
the mountain Businesses, and held for
ransom until our government makes
fuss about it, and sends warships after
us. tell dad it would be just our luck
to have our government fail to try to get
us, and the bandits might cut our heads
off and stick them on pole as warn
ing to people not to travel unless they
had ransom concealed about their
clothes. But dad says he is out to see
all the sights, and he is going to be ran
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-05-26
Owing to our mode and manner Of
living, and the nervous haste of every
woman to accomplish just 10 much
each day, it Is said that there IL not

one woman in twenty-five but what
suffers with some arrangement Of the
female organism, and this is the secret
Of so many unhappy homes.
No woman can be amiable, light
hearted and happy, Joy to her bus
band and children, and perform the
duties incumbent upon her, when she IL
suffering with backache. headache,
nervousness, sleeplessness. bearing.
down pains, displacement of tho womb.
spinal weakness or ovarian troubles.
Irritability and snappy retorts take
the place of pleasantness, and all sun
shine is driven out of the home, and
lives are wrecked by woman's great
enemy-womb trouble.
Read this letter:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
II was troubled for eight years with irregu.
larities which broke down my health and
brought on extreme nervousness and despon-
dency. Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound proved to be the only medicine which
helped me. Day by day I improved in health
while taking it until was entirely cured. I
can attend to my social and household duties
and thoroughly enjoy life once more, as Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has made
Mrs. Chester Curry, 70 Saratoga Street,
East Boston, Mass.
At the first indication of i'll health,
painful or irregular menstruation,
pain in the side, headache, backache,
bearing-down pains, nervousness or
1.-THE blues" secure at once bottle Of
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and begin it, use.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-05-26
THE WORST CUT OF AL.
opa1s That Had Broug ht Misfortune
Were Not the Genuine
Stones.

Il think Sir Walter Scott il larsely 70
sponslble for the superstition 40 to
oPals, said the travelling salesman of lew.
cry to the Philadelphia Inquirer. BE that
a. It may, it il still widespread. There 10
= large .jewelry house in one Of the biz
cities which will not handle opals. This
means 4 loss of thousands Of dollars an
nually. The founder of the house put tho
par on cpals, and the third generation il
Il was behind the counter Of . house
in the east. A lady came in, and hand
ing me breastpin set with opals, said:
Mr.. Jones, what will you give me
tor these stones? They were an heirloom
IN my husbands family, but since they
have come into my possession my husband
and I have had nothing but misfortune.
We have lost our residence by FIRE; there
has been sickness in the family all the
time, and he 10 experiencing business re-
verses. l must get rid Of the opals; 70
make an offer for them
Madam I said, are you sure that
your troubles are due to them!
oh, perfectly sure!'
You cannot think Of any ether
No; make me an offer, please
Madam I replied, deferentially, I 70
Iret to inform you that those stones are
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-05-26

somed before he gets home, if it takes
every dollar our government has got. l
think he is going to work the bandit
racket when We get TO Turkey, but, by
ginger he can leave me at convent, be-
cause don't want one Of those crooked
sabers run into me and turned around
like corkscrew. Dad says l can stay
in harem while he goes to the noun
tains with the bandits, and don't know
as care, as they say harem is the most
interesting place in Turkey. You know
the pictures we have studied in the old
grocery, where whole bunch of beau
tiful women are practicing useing soap
in marble bath.
Well, don't you say anything to ma
about it, but dad has got his foot in it
clear up to the top button. 1t isn't any
thing scandalous, though there is q
woman at the bottom of it. You see, we
used to know a girl that left home to go
out into the world and earn her own liv
ing. She elocuted some at private par.
ties and sanitariums, to entertain peo-
pie that were daffy, and were on the
verge of getting permanent bats in their
belfry, and after few years she got on
the stage, and made bunch of money,
and went abroad And then she haG
married titled person, and everybody
supposed she was a duchess, or a count
ess, and ma wanted us to inquire about
her when we got over here. Ma didn't
want us to go and hunt her up to board
with her, or anything. but just to get
glimpse of high life, and see if our poor
little friend was doing herself proud in
her new station in life
Gee, but dad found her, and she amt
any more of duchess than am. Her
husband is younger son of a titled per-
son. but there isn't money enough in the
whole family to wad gun, and our poor
girl is working in a shop. or store, SELL
ing corsets to support lazy, drunken
husband and whole mess of children,
and while she is seven removes from
duchess. she does not rank with the
woman who washes her mothers clothes
at home. Gosh, but dad was hot when
he found her, and after she told him
about her situation in life he gave her
a yellowbacked fifty dollar bill, and
came back to the hotel mad, and wanted
to pack up and go somewhere else,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-05-26
DISCIPLE OF SOCIALISM.
Mike Was Willing to Share With His
Fellows Anything He ~ d..
Didn't Have.

- Once, A. the story goes, two 1r;shmen
were engaged in = discussion, when Pat
asked Mike what socialism was, relates tho
Louisville Courier-Journal. -
:'Well, socialism is sort Of an equal d.
vision Of property, declared Mike. What's
That's the idea.'
. IF you lad $4,000, &C.,, asked Pat,
II would that aeid Mike. That's 40
cording to my principles
If you had two houses would YOU
give me one of them?' was Pats next
question: Mike insisted that he would.
And It you had two fine horses would
mike declared that he would follow his
principles.
And if you had two goats would you
give me ss one Of thep?, finally asked Pat.
the socialistic disciple"
And there is not in the books, be it 70
nembered in these days when 20 many
men are pretending to Be socialists, 4 bet-
ter definition Of socialism than that.