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The Lamar register., 1905-03-01

Good fences are necessary on the
farm where stock is to be kept.
The Lamar register., 1905-03-01
Foreign cheeses Made in Amerr a.

Foreign Cheeses Made in Ameri a.
The making of foreign cheeses in
America has greatly developed during
the last few years. When a man goes
to the market and asks for a cheese
with foreign name there is no GER
tainty that he will get a cheese that
is made on the other side OF the At
lantic ocean. In the main these
cheeses are as good as those made
in the place from which they are ex-
pected to come. The processes are
not. however, identical. Thus at a
Wisconsin convention attended by
Major Alvord about a year ago, man
in the audience declared that a GER
tain brand of cheese with a foreign
name was exactly the same whether
made in Wisconsin or in Europe.
M-tor Alvord declared that this could
pt' be. because the cheese made in
Wisconsin was made out of the milk
of cows. while that made in Europe
was made from the milk of goats.
Said he, IF you are making that kind
of cheese. show me the goats"
The Lamar register., 1905-03-01
T9AkKg&11
Hlqh Butter Average.

We notice in a dairy exchange a
statement to the effect that the aver
age production of butter per cow In
Holland last year was 400 pounds. The
statement may be correct and 1t may
not. We cannot help feeling that 1t
is little too high to figure as an
average. The average production OF
butter by the cows OF any country is
generally very far below a good aver
age. Cows that will produce butter
fat to make 400 pounds of butter per
year are very scarce in this country
and we assume they are somewhat
scarce in every country.
There is no doubt that the butter
average will some day be brought up
to that point. 1t is standard worth
working for. and the nation that can
attain it will be rich. By dropping
out the poor cows and getting better
ones constantly, the average will in
time be brought up to point where
dairying will be profitable both for
the individual dairyman and for the
nation.
AS the world advances in civiliZa-
ton more products of the dairy COW
will be used. The demand for cream
is greatly on the increase in our west
ern cities and the dairymen that have
a good cream trade find it far more
profitable to sell their butter fat in
that way than in any other. This is
an inducement TO raise the standard
of production.
The man that gets down to the
point of finding out what the average
production of his dairy COWS is takes
the first steps to increase that aver
age. He can mark this COW and that
COW for the slaughter as soon as her
milk yield reaches the point in its
decline where cost and receipts are
approximately the same. There are
good cows being slaughtered annually
and these should be saved and added
to our dairy herds.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-08-18

miles from town, five shares water
right, fenced, $500 per acre.
No. II. 800 acres, with best
water right in the world. from
springs, fenced and cross-fenced,
100 acres plowed four flowing wells,
one mile from town, $500 per
acre.
No. IS. 24O acres at $500 per
acre, unimproved, don't need
water, subs, good piece of land.
two miles from town.
No. 10. 100 acres. $4,000
water right, house with four rooms
and cellar. stables, chicken coop,
granery to hold 1000 bushels grain.
smoke house. fenced and cross
fenced, six miles from town. one
half mile from school house. ar
tesian well, no alkali. $500 per
acre.
No. 20. 100 acres, one and one
fourth miles from town, one two
story-four room house, stables and
other out buildings, all fenced and
cross-fenced. 60 acres under cul-
tivation, $4,000 water right, S25. 90
per acre.
No. %. 100 acres. 32 acres
plowed, artesian well, fenced, good
water right, three and one half
miles from town, $1,000 per acre.
This is rented for one year.
No. %. 100 acres. house of four
rooms, barn granery, artesian well
all under cultivation. extra good
land: $1,000 per acre. has not
missed IA crop in fourteen years.
good water right, three miles from
town This is rented.
No. 24. 100 acres, unimproved,
good water right. 1t is Colorado
Land Company's land, two pay
ments made on it sixteen years to
pay the balance. six miles from
town. one and one-half miles from
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-08-18
$40 Reward.

We will pay a reward of $1,000
for the delivery in La Jara, of our
driving team which strayed from
camp on the Rio Grande river.
near the turquoise mines ON Sun
day, July 9th. One light bay
mare, weight about 800. with
white strip in face and white feet.
branded circle heart on left flank.
One chestnut horse, weight
about 800 branded j c ON left
flank and also on shoulder. and
quarter circle 81 quarter cirlce
on right flank.
The above reward will be paid
to anyone bringing said horses to
our store in La Jara,
The JOHNSON SUPPLY Co.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-08-18

Automobile back, back to the
works; telegraph pole still doing
business at the same old stand.
Moral: a So telegraph pole can
knock out $4,000 automobile
any old day.
Mrs. John Leahy, aged 90 years.
of Boulder. was thrown from her
carriage last evening and badly
injured, An automobile dashed
by, frightening the horse, which
turned suddenly, upsetting the
carriage
The commission of Wilford
Howard. the Los Animas county
game warden, serving a sixty day
sentence for obtaining money un-
der false pretenses, has been re-
voked. 1t is said that when How
ard is released he will at once be
re-arrested on similar charge.
The Golden police officials are
dropping down on the wandering
peddlrrs with the force of ton of
brick. Every one found doing
business without the regular 500
license is fined ten punks and
shown the shortest road out of
town
The railroads of this state and
other western states have joined
forces and will attempt to have
congress amend the law regulat-
ing the shipping of cattle. so that
live stock may be kept on the
road without feed and water thirty
six instead of twenty-four hours.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-08-18
school house, $1,000 per acre.


No. %. 100 acres. all improved.
all fenced, house and stables, four
miles from town, S25.OO per acre.
No. 26 $50 acres. all fenced.
100 acres alfalfa, 100 acres more
plowed. three room house. stables,
fenced and cross-fenced, good
water right, peas raised on this
land took first prize at state fair.
fine hog ranch, S25.O0 per acre.
| have a good many other de
sirable farms not described in
this circular. For further infor-
nation write to or inquire of
b. w. KING.
La Jara. Colo.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-08-18
FARMS FOR SALE.
A Partial List of b. w. Kings
Real Estate Bargains.

No. |. 100 acres. one and one
half miles east of town, improved.
house. stable. fenced, cross fenced.
raises 100 tons of hay, 200 to 3
900 bushels grain, get $500 rent:
enough timber grows on the land
for their own use, good water right,
flowing well. $1,000 an acre.
No, ,. $40 acres, $500 an
acre brick house. stables. fenced
and cross-fenced, mostly improved.
good water right, flowing well;
one mile from town.
No, ,. 100 acres, S47O0 an
acre. improved, fenced. cross
fenced. fve-room house, three
barns, two graneries that hold B.
800 bushels grain, adobe chicken
coop and adobe milk house, cellar.
flowing well, good water right, fine
place, raises 30 bushels wheat on
an average to the acre. two miles
from town.
No. 4. so acres half improved,
fenced and cross-fenced. 40 acres
alfalfa, in edge of town, S25.OO per
acre.
No. 6. 32O acres, fenced and
cross fenced, all improved, adobe
house of three rooms, S25OOO
water right, one mile from town,
surface well, all fenced hog tight,
good hog ranch. stables. $500
per acre.
No. s. $50 acres. good water
right, fenced and cross-fenced,
raises 30 to 30 bushels wheat to
the acre: two miles from town,
best land in valley, $500 per
acre.
No. 9. 100 acres. fenced, half
plowed, good water right, two
miles from town. one mile from
school house. $1,000 per acre.
No. 10. S0acres all fenced, all
under cultivation, good water
right, four miles from town, raises
30 to 40 bushels wheat to the acre,
best land in the valley, $1,000 per
acre.
No. IL. 60 acres. Sl700 per
acre. adobe house of five rooms,
fenced, all under cultivation, six
miles from town, stables and other
out buildings, flowing well
No. II. 50 acres, adobe house,
fenced. flowing well, good water
right, three miles from town, S22.O0
an acre.
No. IL. 100 acres state land.
50 shares of water right
in Morgan ditch worth $4,000.
houses and fenced Improvements,
To be had for $500 cash.
No. II. $50 acres at $500 per
acre all under cultivation. all the
timber needed to burn, fenced.
house, flowing well, river bottom,
two miles from town, an
ideal hog ranch, all the water they
want.
No. 10. 80 acres at $500 an
mere. unimproved, one mile from
town.
No. 16. 45 acres, one Al d one half
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-08-18
COLORADO NOTES

its own.
Trinidad mashers are being har
vested. Fom were fined 5000
each in police court the other day.
John Salmon was arrested in
Lamar and taken to Galena, Kan,
TO answer to charge of fishing in
| forbidden territory
Buena Vista is doing some tall
Growing now that Charles A.
kuenzel has promised to build Il
smelter in that town.
Eugene Bladell. IA ranch hand
on the farm of Henry Brady. near
Petersburg, was knocked down and
robbed of Sl05 Tuesday night.
Parson Tom Uzell of the Peo-
pies Tabernacle. Denver, is ar
ranging for II snow ball excursion
on August "a, the proceeds to go
to the benefit of his church.
Albert Gunderson. who was
found murdered near Cheyenne
| Wells. is believed to have been the
former instructor of science in
the Greeley, Colo, high school.
The new Boulder Commercial
association with its membership of
100 is whooping things up in the
old town. Push, push, push. and
then some more push" is its
motto.
Prof. J. b. Morgan. form merly
principal of the Mosca High school,
will pack his trunk in IA week or
two and start for Honolulu to take
charge of the Episcopal mission at
$1,000 per.
w. H. Leavitt and wife, son-in-
law and daughter of William Jen-
nings Bryan have taken up their
residence in Denver where Mr..
Levett will pursue his occupation
as an artist.
The Carnegie library board of
Silverton has raised Sl2,5OO with
which to build a library, but SO
far have failed to find any one who
will erect the building they want
for that money.
Fred Mason, of the La Junta
Tribune, says he has his eye ON a
dido walk that will make good
kindling this winter. Better look
out, Fred, somebody may come
along and step on your eye.
Win Lennon. of Center, had a
pretty tight squeeze last Friday
when his coat caught in Charlie
Spiecer's artesian well machine
His clothing was peeled Off before
the machinery was stopped.
Residents of Greeley have peti-
toned the town council to order
the removal of the Greeley gas
works to point outside of the
city, claiming that the fumes from
the plant cause sickness, and that
there is danger of an explosion at
any time.
One hundred and eight head of
black cattle and sixty-two horses
which We're brought into the
northeren part of Larimer county
several weeks ago have mysteri-
ously disappeared and it is
thought have been stolen and
driven into Wyoming.
Weary Willies arrested in Evans
remain in the village calaboose a
day or two to rest up and get IA
couple of meals ahead whereupon
"A delivery takes place, which is
responsible for Evans citizens say
ing; Our kingdom for a Gala
boose that is calaboose."
The coroner at Greeley has de
cided to hold an inquest in the
death of Harvey Putnam, the
young printer who was found dead
in IA newspaper office there Sunday
evening. 1t is supposed that Put
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
&letne S~teotna4rt9tem.

Nus harrisburg. 3d., lief gsfferi
Nbenb cine telsarapbii9e Na9ridt elm.
oaB Der bier berbaftste :. @bparb
2eiber bort unter Nnflage Der falf9sn
8orfpiegelungen 9etpanf9t wiiroe, 10
uie au9, baB man ben Wann In @bi-
cago berlan9t.
Die eine 9dlfte Der neuen Of
@aibin9ton StraBe pleaiant &un
Bride III jebt boIenbet. 9is 6fflid
.uobnenben 8irger, bauptfd9li9 bic
8ewo6ner bon Srbinetun, fino bod,
erfreut. oa our6 Die Experimentation
Der StraBsnba5nbienf iebr be5inoert
9epeisn ietn ioa. Die 8epohner Sr=
bin9tons b~ebaupten, DAB 9ep6bnlid
oerartige 8erbeHerungen i'm Winter
gemadt tperben une baB blrd bieiel=
ben ibnen bel nnannebmli9teiten er-
madden.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09

8 m Cert bes
5uBes BEL einem pferbe
tpenoete man bis6sr falie Waferumz
f&lGge on. Man bat jebo9 bic Grfab>
runs gemadt, bab re9t iparme ums
f4ldge Ober bas Weaen bes tranfen
Jubes IN mO9li4ft parmem WaFer,
etpa etne Stunbe lang, pea better lift
unb bas nsbel f9neller beieitiat. Soz
balb bas Wafer abeefiiblt lit, muB
iparmes no9sesofIen tperbsr. Mlsbann
tau9t man cine 2eintpdnbbinbe in cine
W}tl9ung, fpelfe aus sleihen Sbeilen
Waher. @rnifa> unb Sinftur auz
f%ammengefett lit unb binbet Tie felt um
Die angeiGpolene uno f6merabafte
Stene bes 5uBes. SIT Die 8inbe troden
geiporben, 10 nirb fie tpieber nit bfeier
5liifiigfeit angefeudtet. Sn tpenias
Sagen tann bas pferb pieber mae
ipannt fpernen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
Sab.ana's sr5ste DRIP @oobs SamsIer.
0ranoeigentbums llebertragungtm

abraham q. Nidolas on Sreb.
2i&tenauer. Got 12n. MIen & @oots
n6roiiGe Nob., n6rbli9 Der II. Ctr.
$780,.
gba W. Me2eIanb on Mnton SEM
len. Shsil bon Got 70, Bruces Msb.
n6rolid bon "a. Ctr. $500.
Della M. @oberts on 9abib s.
8uper, Got 223, 2snor place Mbo.
IS bel 1344 SUB. perbsRert, WsHieite
bon Stuart Str, r6roli9 bon %.
GtraBs. $500.
@barlss 6. Springer an Sba M.
Springer u. a.. Sbeil Section 80,
SOtpnibib Is. @anee 5, 100 older,
Warren 9Omnihip. 81, 900.
Saba 8. allen II. u. an Souls 9.
9aDis, Got 4 Wau,p's Subj, 8bsil
Sobnion's grbsn Mob., 90 Bel 57.4
SUB, berbeHert, Wsffeite @riifin Str,
iiolia Der II. ctr. $3.50.
Raub Wusler ON Grant 2amfon,
Got 9, Sbelps' Subj, Columbia
piate, so bel 212.5 SUB. pacant,
@efIeite gornelius Str, {iolih BON
pbelps StraBe. $500.
Saiip g. Davenport an Wiaiam 6.
Sbapsr. She'll Got 9, Burton & @amp.
bel's parf place Nob., 40 BEL $50
SUB, bae., @effeite 3enuoob Mbe.,
ilbli9 bon 80. Str. $1,000.
Nbe O. 9aufmar on Gina 3.
@aaOwup. Got 80, Renpooo Mob.,
40 BEL 1872 SUB, psrbsKert. WeRieit.
8raeelano Abs.. iabIi1 bon 33. Ctr.
$500. @l.2'a.t
Sacob 1attmart an Oliber Walter,
Got 4, Reumepsr's Nbo., so bel l25
Gub, bae.. Sfbpefede 10. Str. unb
Barter Mbe. $1,000.
%Ha
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
Neue &lasem.

Wattie Sweeney reidte sesen Sames
6. Sweeney sine 2laae auf Saeibuns
elm. Sas Paar bsirathete fi9 I'm
Sabre 1902. irsnnte fi9 i'm Sabre
1908. Die 2ld9erin eiebt on. boB
Sueenep elm iibsrfhbrter @inbre9er
lei. sic iudt um grlaubniB nod.
ibren Mdodennamen Wattie Dot tpie.
Der annebmsn 3u biirfsn.
Sas. 0aefele mtini9t bet Jpn an
Siroie Saefele fettenoen 6sKeln snt-
leoi9t au peroen. st b.f&uloiet Dir.
bic cine Observation-Disclosures 81 iein.
bic auBeroem es nit Der sbeli9en
9reue 10 lsitt gsnomms1 babe, baB fe
fogar oesbalb psrbaftet wuroe. SEPT
babe fe i'm usrlahen. iast er.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
Gin 0emhtbSmeni6.

Sauptmann 3. bate = 10 er5d4lt
man aus elmer beutf9en 8arniionz
ftabt = einen febr s~uDerlGfigen Burr
f9en unb tpiinf9te febr, i'm gu bebalz
ten, au9 als Der 9auptmann ii9 per>
beiratben po1te. Gin paar Sage Dor
Der 6o95eit iaste er gum Burden:
vOu SriBe, Ou tpeibt, i9 bsiratbe
iebt, Ou bit Elm tii@tiger &erl, i4
m09ts Did bebalten, aber in 10 'ner
Wirtbi9aft nit 'ner 5rau sebt's am
bers au als Biz tebt Bel mir; nsnn
Dir oas ni4t pabt. bann Tags rubig,
bann ns6m' i9 men anSern 9erl!"
Oa srinft Gribs ssriibrt uno itot>
tert: r@4 net, 9err 9suptmann.
tpenn Der Serr Sauptmann erlaubt,
bleib i9. bab mid INNER 10 na9 els
ner 9eisli9teit seiehnt!!"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
@etterbe rt6t.

FUR "a stHus.a, .nSsno = ubr ysOrssus. 10. 5sbrnar
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
@iese- 0rab.
CD G n:

% D 0 I { II:
Souls uno 2ilie S1neioerman, 1872
Norb alabama, 2nabs. = gilbert uno
2i33ie Stansburg, 545 Sismard,
Wdo9en. = 5rso uno = Sablep,
302 Nobiion, WdO9en. - Charles
unb gla SigbOn. 1241 Ret9am,
2nabe. - Sarrp uno Marp canton.
Staot, Mdb9sn. = Saiper unb &Oie
McSanisls, Stabt, Wdoden. - Wm.
unb Nnna 9Ofrane, 80 SamiltOn,
Mdo&en. - S:mes uno glisabetb
Sinsran, 1909 Union, Mdbden. =
Sames unb - Moore, 1913 Nrrotu.
Wdo6en. - %. 5. unb Soa piebl,
1927 ct. petsr, 9nabe. = SaOio uno
Winnie Braun. 1902 6ountains. Mdo=
den. = patrid unb 2atberine @riifin,
1121 Sopt. 2nabs.
@|etraut:
Wm. S9ulb-Marie Wertber.
Sobn %. 0ent-@br. &. @sbling.
2eo u. Wilsp-&oialine Sweeney.
6ranf Watsrs-pearl Oouna.
gilbert Wbitrioge-2aura SapwOrtb.
Geo. W. &anoaa-@ora Wt. Jortune.
Granf Sammel- @iaa Mt. Sooton.
6ranf 9. 9unter-Warp 6. Sress.
perlee Mc@artp-S. McWi4ael.
8efDrben:
alberta &of, So, 212 proipset. =
5reberid 6. 2abn, sc, 1448 Yismard.
9arristt @arnett, IS, 1887 Broao-
map. - Ranep Warquis, 81. Stabt.
Sberefa Saufins. 40, Central Srrsn=
6oipital. - WiIiam Neuman, l DE-,
COL OF Minneiota. : Charles Sda=
tel. ~, OH Ssferion. - @barlss
Sims, 5 Won., Gtaot. = Sarab
Sobnion, 919 Camp.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09

@afbinston n, 9. Sebruar.
Sir Snbiana /: e6neeSeftO6er beute Na9t
sefolet pom i90nem 8etter am 5rettas /;
piel fGlter, faIte 8eae i'm nOrsIi1en uno
eentralen Sbeile.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
miblmmsemer m~eflametrtd.

Den bo6sn Quff9pung, ben bas
moberne Geflamepeien aenpmmen
but, ma9t @rneft Blum gum Muss
gansspunft riidblidenber 8etra9tun.
gen, benen CT cine ergOBli9e g~rfabyung
aus fetnsm 2eben an5ufiigen tpeib.
Na9bem er einise Der beute iibliden
&eflametrids aufgeadhlt bat, fdbrt er
fort:
Die 4meritaner iinb es beate, bic
berdrtige Refldmecoups gu bD9iter
gntpidlung brinsen. SnbeFen, ba
Is ni9ts Neues unter Der Sonne gibt
= Salomon unb i9 batten i9on otter
@~elegenbeit, bieie 8emerfuns gu maz
den, unb ba i9 elm gutes @ebG9tnib
babe, 10 mub i9 mid tppbl pber libel
baran erinnern, bab Salumpn es Dor
mir geiugt bat =, muB nan conitatis
rem, bab unier dltes 5ranfrei9, mein
9eimatblanb. audi f9on friiber in
&eflameiu9en erfinoerif9 mar"
limb gum 8epeiie er5Gblt er cine
9si6i@te aus ieiner Susenb: sd
mar 16 obsr IL Sabre unb i9lua MIDI
mii6iam bur9s 2eben. Oa tpurbe i9
einmal an einen Sdbrifanten, i9 peib
ni9t mebr, ob er Wa9s ooer Sad
md4te, e%mpfoblen, ben i9 UNI Elm.
8ei9dftisung angling. Der Mann,
Der iebr bel auf &eflams CAB, iaste
gu mir: SD babe aussnblidli9 feline
Ste1e fret, absr man bat mir eraGblt,
bab sic iib bereits auf Der 8iibne
bsriu9t baben." Sd ipielte bumals
pirfli9 gang feline Holen an 8orz
itdbttbeatern.
Sin tpenis", faste i9 alfo.
Stun gut, i9 min Sbnen @elesen.
6eit geben, ettpas gu berbienen. Oa
sic &om0bie fpielen, ipirb es S6nen
ni4t an benz nDtbigen Diploma bes
4uftretens feblen."
80 geptB ni9t", faste i9 tiib'
ner.
sd babe mir cine @eflame ausges
ba9t, bic mir ie6r glidli9 eri4siat.
sic nebmen ii9 einsn SperrfiB in ei<
mem beiu9ten Sbeaier, unb elmer mei<
ner &pmmis, Der nit linen i'm Gins
peritdnbniB 1T, febt ii4 neben sic. Sn
Der 3piI9enpauie gerdtben Sic in
STREET., unb plDbli4 sibt Sbnen mein
&ommis cine Sbrfeige."
sou" iaste i9.
rSa, sic iinb Der iiinsere unb mein
2ommis fann bod ni9t Sbre 3o0e
fpielen. gr muB tii9tig suhauen, ba<
NIT niemanb @erba9t f90pft."
ySp?99" faste i9.
rSie sieben bann rubte unb pirbe>
bon cine &arte aus sSbrer Saide nnb
rei9en sic benz 8ommts nit ben
@orten: sd tperbe sic mosen t0os
ten, mein !9err!" Damn geben sic
fort"
rOas t6ue i9 iebr germ"
Ser 8ommis ipirD Sbre Rarte
sdn5 ldut borlelen, unb barauf tper>
ben mein Rame, mein MbreHe ,unb
meme Sabrifate nit ibren preifen ftez
ZEN. S4 peripre9e mir etnen srbBsn
grfolg babon."
Sin bD9it selunssner ginfaG".
faste i9, raber 1T bic Obrfeise unbe'
oinst babel n0tbis2"
.l1nbebinst, sic lsnft bic Gufmerf<
fdmfeit bes VubltfumS dltf BEN 0or<
fau."
Sd iiberlegte unb nabm on. SD
fanb mid audi Qbenbs i'm Sbeater
elm, Der 3ommis fam AUDI unb mir
febten uns beihe nebeneinanber, obne
uns su fennen. Sm 3ptf9enaft fins
gen mir an, uns gu 5anfen, aber tpie
Der 3ommis unb id orbentli9 81
I9impfen a%nfingen unb laut unfers
Stimmen erboben, bd purben mir, bee
Dor i9 mod bic Shrfeige setriegt, benz
&pmmis meme &arte geben unb bic
Ter lie boreeleIen, BON 5ipei poltaiiten
trdftis ansepadt uno 9inausgstpor>
fen -"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-09
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-06
Buy Your Own p.neE

A man who was too economical to
subscribe for his home paper sent his
little boy to borrow the copy taken by
his neighbor. In his haste the boy ran
over four dollar stand of bees and
in ten minutes looked like warty
summer squash. His cries reached his
father, who ran to his assistance, and,
failing to notice a barbed wire fence,
ran into 1t, breaking it down, cutting
handful of flesh from his anatomy
and running five dollar pair of pants.
The old cow took advantage Of the
gap in the fence and got into the corn
field and killed herself eating green
corn. Hearing the racket, the wife
ran, upset four gallon churn of rich
cream into a basket of kittens, drown
Ing the whole flock. In her hurry she
dropped twenty-five dollar set of
false teeth. The baby, left alone,
crawled through the spilled cream and
into the parlor, running twenty dol
lar carpet During the excitement the
eldest daughter ran away with the
hired man, the dog broke up eleven
sitting hens, and the calves got out
and chewed the tails off, four, finA
shirts.-Kansas City Journal.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-06
Gave the Wrong card

The late Governor Russell was a
fine conversationalist and always en-
joyed talking. He was asked to adj
dress a meeting in one of the small
cities of Massachusetts one evening
and went by train. The cars We're
quite well filled when he got in, so he
asked a gentleman if the vacant seat
beside him was engaged and, receiv-
ing a negative nod in answer, sat
down. Immediately he started con-
versation, which he carried on until
the city was reached, where both men
alighted. Before they left the train
they exchanged cards and shook hands
cordially when they separated on the
station platform.
Governor Russell arose to address
the meeting and commenced by max
ing flattering remarks on the city and
people and said: 81 met one of your
citizens on the train coming here to-
night, and we had most enjoyable
conversational fact, l don't know
When | have had such a delightful
talk as l had with him. By the way,
he gave me his card" taking it from
his pocket and reading the name on it.
At this the audience was convulsed
with laughter. The governor was
somewhat taken aback and failed to
see the point and so asked friend
about it after the lecture was over.
The friend said, "Why, that man is
deaf and dumb. Boston Herald.