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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20

The man who sells his soul usually sc-
eepts cut rate.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20
Used for Pneumonia.

Matrimony has cured many an old
bachelor of selfishness.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20
A New Jersey Editor's TestImo

Some peoples goodness IL founded
upon lack of opportunity.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20

Most men secretly regret having re-
sisted temptation
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20
Cured nemorrhages of the Lungs.

Getting married is as much of gam
BILE as swapping horses
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20

There are no loud 20 Dc -
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20
$1,000 I'll.

GET THE BENEFIT or HIS EXPERIENCE FREE.
We show successful results treating diseases
heer heart ung stomach kidneys brain rheumatism neuralgia
debility debility diabetes
dyspepsia caab consumption influenza asthma scro
pip bOche uption hunOrs and all diseases oflong standing
ddre an letters DR. Brewer Son. 1894 Chicago Evanston III
Dr. Edwards city Wednesday
November l, 1905, Sparta II Irsday, November 2th
BREWERS SURE HEART REGULA TOR GIVES IMMEDIATE RELIEF
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-09-20

" III show yOu the names, the record ofmedicines
used and the result obtained Of over 10, 900
people treated BY him. This experience should
be worth something TO the sick
II You have met DR.. Brewer, you know him TO be
candid and honest il ri he tells you. He never
sacrifices manhood Iof the dollar nor does he
profess to perform wonders but to
CURE AL CURABLE DISEARES
he has had the largest experience OF any dOctort to
the United States in the treatment Of chronic
diseases. DO not give up ii others have failed.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01
Always Liberal To Churches.

Every church will be given a liberal
quantity of L. & M. paint. Call for it.
4 gallons Longman & MARTINEZ L. &
M. Paint mixed with three gallons lin
seed oil, will paint house.
w. B. Barr, Charleston, Va, writes
"Painted Frankenburg block with L. &
M. stands out as though vanished"
Wears and covers like gold.
Don't pay $3.50 gallon for linseed oil
which you do in ready.for-use paint.
Buy oil fresh from the barrel at &c
cents per gallon and mix it with L. & M
1t makes paint cost about 81 20 pei
gallon. Sold by Flint Bros. St. Johns
bury, and ]. c. Eaton & Co. Lyndonville
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01

-Four suits have been filed Tor the March
Term OF Rutland county court against
Hurd, Sherman & Co., concern incor-
porated under the laws OF New York,
winch had the contract to construct the
west Rutland water works last fall. The
contractors have not yet fulfilled all the
terms OF their agreement and the water
works company is mentioned as trustee
IN IL all the suits. The plaintiffs are Hollis
D. ,Seeur of Waterbury, Conn.,, Troy
Fuollc Works Co., Troy, N. Y John A.
sylvester, of Poultney and the Medina
quarry Co., of Medina, N. Y. The suits
are brought to recover for services rem
uered and for material furnished, not for
the West Rutland job, but for contracts
outside of the state. The claims aggre-
gate several thousand dollars.
Kew. George W. Morrow, who recently
resigned as superintendent of the YER
mont Anti Saloon League, has been elect
co superintendent of the Michigan Anti
Saloon League.
n Walter B. Randall of Salisbury died
req. 20, aged 70 years. He was
one OF the leading republicans of Benning-
ION county, had been an assistant judge,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01
81. j. & l. G. Railroad
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
In effect Oct. 10, 1904.

Trains East-bound leave
Swanton, sos a. M, 400 p. m.
Cambridge juno, 9.22 a. M, $50 p. m.
Hyde Park, 9.52 II. M. 6.57 p. m.
Morrisville, $50 a. M, 71S p. m.
Hardwick, 1929 a. m, 7.4S p. m.
Greensboro, 10.47 a. M, S.06 p. m.
Walden, .05 a. M, SPA p. m.
Danville, 11.24 a. M, S.43 p. m.
St. Johnsbury, arrive, 11.49 a. M, 9.O5
p. m.
St Johnsbury, leave, 2.4O, 4.30 p. m.
Concord 2.59, sos p. m.
Lunenburg, 3,35, Cos p. m
Trains Wesf-bound leave
Lunenburg, 90 a. m , 1.3o p. m.
Concord, 7.59 a. M, 2.02 p. m.
st. Johnsbury, arrive $50 a. M. 2 20 p. M
St. Jonnsbury, leave, ZOO a. M, 4.os p. m
Danvlle, 100 a. M, 4.39 p. m
Walden so a. m, 4.5Hp. m.
Greensboro, sos q. M, SIT p. m.
Hardwick, 25 a. M. 5.34 p. m.
Mo risville, 8 sd a. M, els p. m.
Hyde Park, OF a. M, IS p. m.
Cambridge Junction. 9.26 a. M, $50 p. m.
Swanton, .43 q. M. S.o7 p. m.
H. E. FOLSOM, supt.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01
II|IlEIll2'I I KI[I3'|liIAh

Through the White Mountains
To Lancaster, Colebrook, North Conway,
Boston, Portland, Lewiston, Bangor, Bal
Harbor and st. John.
LOCAL. TIME TABLE-ON AND AFTER
OCT. 10, 1904.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01

Trains arrive at st. Johnsbury from Bos-
ton, Portland, Lewiston, Augusta, North
Conway and White Mountain resorts 2,20
p. m.
GEO. r. EVANS, Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr.
r. E. BOOTHBY. G. P. & T. A.,
Portland. Maine.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01
Time Tables.
Boston & Maine Railroad
Connecticut and PaSsumpsfc Division
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.
In effect Oct. TO- 1904.

WINTER ARRANGEMENT
In effect Oct. 10, 1901.
Trains South bound leave
sherbrooke, 500, 1000 a. M, and 9.15 p.
Newport, 90 a. M. 1882, 400 tt.25
+11.35 p. m"
Barton Landing, 72o a. M, *1,os 4.19,
Barton, s12.o7, 1884 a. m. u. 21 4. 32p.m m.
Sou Barton, 7.46 a. m 4.42 p. m
Sutton, OF a. and SOP p. m.
IVES Burke, "12.36, sos a. m, 5.13 p m
Lyndonville, 1885, 1888, $50. l."
a. M, 50 O3, $50, p. m.
Lyndon, $50, 1913 a. m, $50 p. ~
st. JohnsburJ Center, S.4+ II Al a. L..
st. Johnsbury, 1858, *1.15, $50, 1855 a.
m, *2. %, 5.55, p. m
East Barnet, Oil a. M, IL oS, eli p. m.
Barnet, 1913. OF a. M, 1913, 6.17 p. m.
McIndoes, 80, 9.24 a. M, 1919, 6.25
Ryegate, 933 a. m, 1927 6.34 p. m.
Wells River / 35 '1.55, $50 a. M. 12.4o
White River Junction. 800, Gas, 1870
Boston, arrive, '7.3o. $40 a. m, 1924
4 80, 6.55 and $40 p. m.
Trains North-bonnd leave
Boston, 900, 1000, 11.3o a. M, 100
| 500, 100. $3.50 p. m.
White River Junction, 1880. e.1s' $40
| Wells River, "2.2s, 2.35, 9,52 a. M, 1922
g. 80 and so p. m.
Ryegate, 1902 a m, $40, 6.5s p. m.
McIndoes, 2.51, 1912 a. M, $50, 7.O5
p. m.
| East Barnet, 1925 a. M, 4.O4, 7.17 p. m.
Passumpsic, 1926 a. m: AS, 1926 p. m.
st. Johnsbury. 1908, 3.1S, 1o.45 a. M,
$500. 4.27 and 1876 p. m.
St. Johnsbury Center, 1852 a. M, 4.aS.
Lyndon, II .os a. M, Az, 1852 p. m.
| Lyndonville 80. $40, 11.12 a. M,
| 81 20, 55, arrive .55 p. m.
West Burke, 3.57, 80 a. M, 5.12 p. m.
Sutton, 1877 a. M, $50 p. m.
South Barton, IL. SO a, M. 5.37 p. m.
Barton, 4.3o, TAO a. M. 1908, 500.
Barton Landing, 4.43, sos a. M, 1915,
'5.11, col p. m.
Coventry, IL. "a, 10 p. m.
Newport, '4.4o, 500, 8 40 a. NJ, 12.33'
Sherbrooke, arrive us a. M, a.15, $40
p. m.
~Runs daily Sundays included.
d. J. FLANDERS, G. P. & I. A
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01
Fire Alarm Boxes.


West Side Section.
% Scale Shops.
"a Corner Central and Spring.
% Underciff tPrivate).
&c Corner of Cliff and Winter.
81 Corner of Webster and Summer.
% Corner of Cliff and Mt. Pleasant.
Main Street Section.
80 Brantview (Private).
81 South Park.
Sc Corner Main and Eastern Ave.
81 West End of Maple Street.
SO Arnold Park
Railroad Street Section.
AZ Eestern Ave, opp. Universalist Church,
43 Corner st. Mary and Portland.
45 Stevens Mills.
40 Corner Railroad and Cross.
AZ Corner Railroad and Eastern Ave.
4S Maple Street, corner Clark Ave.
Paddock Village Section.
so Passumpsic Street. Hastings Bridge.
So Railroad Street. opp. Orcutt'S.
81 Ramsey Park
Sc Corner Pleasant and Emerson.
Summerville Section.
62 Corner River and Marion.
90 Corner Caledonia and Portland.
Cd Harrison Ave.
65 Portland Street and Concord Ave.
81 Corner Portland and State.
6S Corner Liberty and Concord Ave.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01


Business Directory.
Physicians.
DR.. VIM. w. CENcE,
General Practice.
Special attention given to Surgery and
Consultation Work.
Office hours, 1880 to $50 p. m, $50 to 8
p. M.
N. E. telephone, 963.
DR.. T. r. STILES,
Office, Cross Street, ST. Tohnsbury.
Hours-s to $50 a, M, to $50 and to
Lungs, Throat and Nose.
Also, diseases of Nervous System, Cancers,
Tumors and Skin Diseases by Static
and Ray. -
DIR. r. 3. HARR IMAM,
General Practice.
Office Hours, $40 to 10 a. nj. to $50
p. m. Evenings, to p. m; n,n
Citizens Tel. Y. NJ. c. A. Building.
DR.. j. {. HARTSHoRN
SpeciaIist-Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
No 20 Main St., st. Johnsbury. Vt
e. w. HITCHCOCK, M. o.
Physician and Surgeon.
Special Attention given to Nervous Diseases
Office Hours to 10 a.. M; L to
- o law O n I
90 Main Street, st. Iohnsbury. vt
j. M. ALLEN, M. D..
SPECIALIST
Surgical and Chronological Diseases.
Hours, So, 1-2, IS. Sundays 1913
Office at residence, no. "a Railroad street
st. Johnsbury, VT. Telephone No. GIG.
E. n. ROSS, M. D.,
Specialist Surgery and GynecoIogy.
Hours SO, 1-2, IS and by appointment.
Office and residence, "a Main Street
Telephone, New England 71-2, Citizens 4-D
C.. A. CRAMTON, M. D.
Specialist, Eye, Ear, Nose and Threat
Office 20 Main st.
Office Hours-9 to 10 a. M, 1.30 to $50 and
Ito 8 p m.
Musical.
MISS LUELLA MERRILL.
Teacher i'm Piano, Organ and Harmony.
New England Conservatory Graduate.
| 2 Western Avenue, St. Johnsbury.
VIOLIN LESSONS.
Pupil of the Boston Conservatory five
years. Bows carefully rehaired. Violins re-
| paired. .,.oa.4
P. E. Stone. % Cliff Street:
ANNIE q. DANIELS,
Graduate Tuning Department New
England Conservatory.
N. E. Tel. HAP.
911s Main Street. st. Johnsbury.
GEO. G. FELcH,
PianefOrte Tuning aud Regulating.
Cherry Street. St. Johnsbury, vt.
NE. Telephone 114-3.
Dentists.
DR.. 3. E. DOYLE,
DENTIST.
Office Avenue House Block.
eastern Avenue entrance.)
C. M. RICHMOND, o. M. D.
Citizens Bank Block, Citizens Tel. 38 W
DIR. j. D. RACHAND,
Dentist.
Pythian Building. St Johnsbury:
DR.. T. j. WALSH,
Dentist.
Crown and Bridge Work Speciality.
so Railroad Street. st. Johnsbury, VT.
DR.. j. L. PERKINS,,
Dentist.
Corner Main Street and Eastern Avenu
DR.. c. F. CHENEY,
Dentist,
Pythian Building. st. Tohnsbury.
Insurance Agents.
CRAWFORD RANNEY,
Fire, Life, Accident and Plate GIat
Insurance.
Pvthian Building, ST. Johnsbury. v
THE VERMONT MUTUAL FIRE IN
SURANCE CO.
The Strongest, Cheapest and Best for We
monters.
W. c. LEWIS, Agent,
st Tohnsbury, Vermont.
MOORE g. CO.,
Fire, Life and Accident Insurance.
Steam Boiler, Plate Glass, Elevator and En-
ployers' Liability Insurance.
Dealers in Coal.
80 Eastern Ave. st. Jobnsbury, vt.
The Prudential Insurance Compan,
of America.
j. M. CADY Manager,
Pvthian Building. st. Johnsbury, VI
c. H. MORSE, w. 7. FAIR, F. X
LANCTOT, Special Agents.
Attorneys.
ROBERT w. SlMoNDS.
Attorney at Law,
Merchants Bank Block, Railroad s
MAY g. HILL,
Attorneys and C0nnsel1Ors at Law
and Solicitors in ChanceYJ
Gauthers Block.
Eastern Avenue st. Tohnsbury, Vernon
HARLAND 3. HOWE,
Attorney at Law.
Citizens Bank Block. st. Johnsbury.
DuNNETT & SLACK
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1905-03-01
MONTPELIER AND
WELLS RIVER R. 3,

In EFFECT Ocr. 10. 1904.
GOING WEST.
Trains leave Wells River daily except Sun,
day at ~. 90, 1000 a. M, 3.35, p. M. for
South Ryegate, Groton, Marshfeld Plain
field, Montpelier and Barre.
GOING EAST.
Leave Barre at 100 a. M. 1890, 3.1b
pm. Leave Montpelier at 500 a. M, Ito
A4.1O o. m. Arrive Wells River at 9.25 a. m.
2.33, 6.23 p. m.
sMixed
WA. STOWELL, Gen. Mgr.
F. w. STANYAN, Superintendent.
F.W. MORSE, Gen. Pass. Agt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-31

Gmg gebt nift ab. @erben lie
SLIM Iuilteben gc5mungcll, 10 idrei-
Ell lie gepaltig mo legen iid gleidD
mieoer nicler. @enohulif tritt
S~crfonBcn BEL pi0Blid)em Suffer
med)lei ein. wie 4. y. menl es
1eiten MuiS; gibt; a6er audi bel &c.
uohnlldem SHUTTER fam burd, Ill
gierigeS Nreilen Die &ranfbeit Elm.
treten. 9eicnbers pernl ole Sltt.
terSeiten nid)t reaclmdbid eingehnl-
ten iueroen, fam Oicle3 Gerfongen
5u ieoer 3eit olftreten. Gin Saltpt.
fcnn6eiten lit es, onB bel mangeln.
DER 6rebluit Die Sbierc Shmer5cl
III Den Seiueu uerruthen; aud, III
Der Sung bart. ldjparS mo III tlei'
lten Salen mie Shufbung. ga
Gle arnntbeit cine lleberlaoiulg oeS
Wtagcns lit, 10 gilt es, bieien lhnell
Sl entleeren. 9red)nIittcl mo
&lDItiere BON lnulunrmen @oiicr
nit 2einol tonnen nit Grfolg onge.
wonot perOen; friBt oaS Sbier nod
ell menig, 10 erbalt eS ein menig
Noferldlrot gctod)t nit Wildl mnO
miro hermit ctlpns @lnuberlnlS
uermildlt. Sit Die &ranfheit aebo.
ben mo regt lid ole 6reblult pie,
aer, 10 lit grobe SuriidIt SIT iibeu,
nm einen &iiffoll 5t uerbiiten.
Seld)tes 6ittter, ,pie aleicltrGlfe
Der naf einigeu Sngelt ctmas
Shrot juaeiest miro. muB 9egeben
meroen; crit nad) , 3 @ofcn
fam allm1hlif 5lt Dem olten sSli1=
ter, unfanglif nber nlld) MIR in
tleinen Yortionen. iiberaegalacn
merben. Ger iteife Sang bleibt pft
lallge ln0 mand)c Sbiere perlieren
i'm nid,t mieOer. 8cnlt Die erIten
ltiueren Nnidlle Ser aronfheit. be
lonoers Ole Geritopiuug beieitigt lit.
10 iii BET Ginger sluimerfinnfeit
eS nid)t ld)mer, oas Sd,ipeill ourd,-
subringen. observation-disclosures iii
~aleroings ein ci~genartiges Gergnii-
gen, Ou Die Sbierc meiitens ichr
mioeripenitig ullO iutgeberoig beint
Weol6ineingebcn iino. @enn beinl
Siittern Soriidlt geii6t ilnb ieoer
@ehiel I'M Siltter ~allnl1blid) allsge,
filhrt miro, alldl Ole Slitter5eiten
regelmdBig eingcbalteu weroen, 10
ouB Der @nngcr nod, ju langcnl
&orten lie nid,t III gierigem. iiber-
buitetem 6rciicn trcibt, 10 ldbt it'd
Ole aralfbcit bon oell Sfmeiuen
icrlte hdltcll.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-31
&erfanscn Der Sdnueiuc.

@enn Der MniS nabeSu reii lit.
heain1t Der 6nrmer olld) i'm Grnit
nit Dem Settmaden Der Sdmeine;
bis oobit mar gemobnlid Sdmnl-
bans 6uttermeiiter. SuS bort nm
allf ltnO Is loa nadgebolt peroen.
mas i'm CONNER periGlmnt mllroe.
30 reflnct mcnigitenS Der Sornler
oreinlnl tGglidl gibt cr ieiuer
Sd)meinen 10 piel MoiS, olS lie MIR
uerSebren fonnen. Dit, iebr oil
audi ettua$ melr. Ger miro oaS
8llte i'm llebermaB Slt eilem Sdo.
Den. Der lidt pbne 8efahr iii. Die
Sdpueine limo nidIt blo0e; Die lulls
&c, fnappe Belt hot tic wobl gc-
mla6t nlD nlln bieicr id)one Mtnis,
nod nlht 10 bart. or fam ldnell
uno III Waile, &olben mnD a0rncr,
O%erid)lungen merben. Sic Sbiere
freiien %tbotiddlid,, bis lie nid)t
mebr tonner, ru6 IS lit "critulnlih.
pelde Maiien lie pertilgen t0unen;
nian fonntc umebnlen. DAB and,
aqe pier Seine boil mGren mo bel
ie0er Mabl6eit nit WaiS geiiiut
iuiiroen. Sie 9eiue iirlb aber nidt
hobl uuo alf Ger Mais bleibt i'm
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bat basScrianaen a~epobnlid) nid,t
ulel 81 %be0euten; 0aS beiBt, Dos
Seben Der Sbierc lit nidt beOrcbt.
Sic licgcn mcbrerc Gage bcrlim.
5eigcn fcile tSrebiud)t uno fomllell
crit aQmGblid) mieoer al oei Srpa
mo onf Den SlltterplaB. ireilcn an.
i1nalid) penig ul0 fommen crit
nod Ia Nod)en mie0er red)t in
3rg. Natiirlih lit SerlllIt babel
iiir oen 6armer; oenn oicie
Sdmeinc nebmen nid)t iiI, ionbern
ucrlieren an 8elpidlt. 9ei iunaen
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degen OFT oirette SebcnSgeiohr in
iid mo mus bel ioId)en oeabal6
Tim 10 mebr &oriidt beim Siittern
onaepeloct merben. lie alte iSuts
terregel lit gut: Die Sdmeilc mill
len ltetS, aitd wdbreno Ser Mnbl
5eit, mn 10 uiel crbnltem 0nB lie 5l
ieccr 6rtter5eit bungria an ocn
FROG fornnrn. Sie &ennjeid)eu Ger
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gen ibr llnbebngen burdl Sim lno
Scrtrippeln Der Ninterbcine. laiien
lid lonlt aber nihtS merten mo
5eiaen and lnlr mcnig perminoerte
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-31
Bur Earmarbeitcr. Nrnnc.

Sdon piel niirOc ii6er ole anedl.
teniroae 9eihrieben, bnB Is eigent.
lid gcnltg ieiu m6dte. bod modlte
i6 als ieoenfallS Sebter nod eiuen
Bitntt bcriibren, Der bis oohin nod,
ntd,t beiprohen mrlroc. Gs be.
trifft oos. iiir 10 llno 10 pielc
Nounte aIsoingcn. Ia meroen
ote 2ned)te BON, ingen mir 6 bis 8
Wonate g%eoungen. Ia nm eit
Sobr II Monote bat. mas ioa MN
ctn Sneht IN Der iibrigen 3eit an
fungen, al'o i'm @inter? Mauder
fam nielleidt onoerSlpo 9lrbeit be-
tommen fiir Scott unb SogiS, lit
Damn aber bios nod geoulDet, D. h..
bat feline Hehte mehr, bo bcibt eH
bnlb, menn's Cir rlid)t geiGat. 10
gebc. Mandle iinoeu pieleid)t
feline iolfen 8otteslpilc .Yl1bc mo
Iino gc5nungelt, IN cin @otcl III
gebet. @ie piel bleibt aber oo
BON Sobn iibrig? Meiner gln.
litlt nodl iollte Elm aned,t ais Nn.
millenmitglie0 betrnftet meroen.
Gin Sarnler nber, Der einen ancd)t
bios fiir ole bette Sniion oin1t,
b1lt Den aned)t bios fiir eincn
EodeIel, mo lpern leiue 3eit mn
III, 10 beiBt's; oWobr. III hoit
leinc Sd)uloiateit gethnn, Miobr.
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ber5lideS gerbdltnib 5piihen ar-
beitgebcr mo Arbeiter, on limo
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on merocn Ole anedte fiir baS
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Sienitboten, ipeld)e mebrerc Sabre
i'll ser glciGen Steae iino, oieieS
fonlmt lebr bGirfig Dor, anoere.
melfc Sebens5eit BET EN- unb Der.
ielbeu Serridoft iin0. &icr i'm
gelobteH Canoe Nnlerifa mus eiu
&nedJt nod ifaffen. lueuIl or .etiuas
3eit ueridlnnt, monhnnl miro 10
gar I'LL Den t.. ,Suli gcltritten.
GrauBcu meiB man llid)ts BON
Iolden Saden. Sllio Sbr Sarmer,
bultet Cure Snedlte Ons gnn6e Ssobr
mo bnltet lie fiir Meuldeub gonnt
linen audi cinnal eincn freien Saa.
10 per0et &br lcben, bnB ole
ancd,te audi bciier 81 Glld) itc0yl.
Gin &ncdlt. Der ltllr ais Snittbier
gebaItcn miro. iicbt ooS ulld) iebr
gut mo miro iclbitpcrltGnolid, aud,
inmner uli ieincu Sortbcil bcood)t
Icin. - Sabotllf, &is.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-31
Nid)t ~Derlegen.

Sufel: nSa, lieber Geiie, I'd
fam momentum 9eincr Bite uidlt
nuhfommer, id bobe feline fliiiii.
gen Wittell"
Stroent: n9am gieb mir mir
getroit ieite, fliiiiig iperbe i6 tic
Damn ihon ielber mdhen!"
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spaB mnb audi iein.
Snterlafner WenihcnircHer.

S"N'A"Ns tthuJshIAtWSA
Sinb: ,glber Yapo, id bite oif,
lab nns MIR niht nod Snterlafen
fobrenl"
Soter: raber narum oenlt nift?
Gs lit gerabe iebr idcn BORT"
ainb: rSas fam ia iein, ober
es 8ibt Meni6enfreiier bort; ocnn
id) babe III einem gitd)e gelcien, bob
lid Die Gintuobner bon SSnterlofen
metltens BON &eiieneen e%rnabren!"
ff+
Ib 10!
D8aS2 t20 Collars? 9os lit
aber cine i~ngebeure 9fed)nung fir
Sbre a6ttaeiee ge~banblung."
og6er, mein .lieber iuneer
Sreuno, Sic baben feline Ssee,
peld' intereiianter Sail Der Sbrigc
iuar, uno pie ungemein geiponut
ih id)on ouf cine Seftion aepeien
bin. "a fcnnen Sic pirflih ia.
gen. baS Sic nit einem bIalielt
Illge onpongefommen limo"
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Sin0lih naip

Gin 9ebrer iprah in elmer Sdyule
iiber Oas Sprifmprt; Gin gut @e-
pillen lit ein innfteS TtlbefiiIen. "
0abei fragte er eiren Stiiler
o@enm on III Ser Sdule redt flei-
Big gemeieu bit mo oeine Sbul.
orbeiten gut gefertigt bolt, nidt
mobr, Damn fannIt on audi rnbia
ihlafen2"
Sdiiler: ,Neiu."
Sebrer; ODER menn on Sen
Glteru INNER geboriam 9eweien
6iit?"
Sd,iiler: nNein."
Sebrer: .gber mein ailo, menn
or einem Irnlell etpas @uteS &c.
than bait, Damn forlt ou bod 9e::
nib rubig ihlufen?"
S6iiler (fait ~meinenb): y9ein,
mir bnben 5t piel @an5eu."
Gin sartcr Bate.
,Su bait boh Die Hahridt bon
SintenleberS Zoo DER @ittipc iebr
id)oneno iiberbrad)t, Satidinger?"
ga fnnnit On Old oarauf per.
~laIlen. Sd iagte; oSuten Mor-
gen, 9na' Srall, Sic bnben elm
ibGneS @liid." Gin @liid?"
ioate lie, gipaS mare oas?" sic
befommelt iofort cine lh0ue rlltoc
Summe @eloeS", iagte id.-.Ger
Sinmel lei geprieien", eriuioerte
lie. puno 100 fommt oaS @elo her,
better Sreimb?" - rSos fDnnen
Sic aniiielbauicr StraBe 81 ciu.
faiiieren." ,@aS lit ba8 fir cine
Moreiie2" Sic Der Seriihe.
rings : @eiellihait, bel DER Sbr
%peritor6ener Wann periihert mar"
@eSanfenleien.
Gin beriibmter @eoanfenleier nnb
Spiritiit WnterbGlt lid nno ieine
Mtitpnllagiere i'm Goupee
oeS ShneaSugeS nit Dem Grratben
lbrer 8eoonten. - 3upan SanoS.
cin mitreilenoer Gieroeb1noler aus
Gebrec5ilL. anIiiiirt iih iebr. ipeil
er Ole Sahe oils SGerS auiiaBt
lmo iogt 81 Dem @eoanfenleier:
o@eroe i6 &bnen Sahlen iiinisig
@uloen, iuenn Sic mir erratben
meme @eoonfen!" 9er @eoan.
tenlelcr Gidltlid) e~r6eitcrt): Sic
iabren 5lun &ieroemartt uad) 9il.
Onpeit. modem BORT iiir 5ebntauienp
@uloen oerfaulcn, onum ihlcuni0it
lod Soule 3uriidfebren, GonfurS
anmclbcn mo nit Sbren @lGubi-
germ aui Orci Yro5ent nccoreiren!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-31
Seritrent.

Gin Yroieilor hGlt cine 9or.
lelrng Dor leereu 9dnfen. Glot-
lid, benerft er Dies, flappt iein
BUD 81 mo rllit: rGoB Nicnuuo
an meiner Sorleiunq bier lit, lit
Id)on beboucrlid. aber oab MIDI
audi teincr ueiner 3uborer barolIi
aifmerflam moft, : lit geraoe5u
empGreno,"
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Cur NmSbilOnmg.

Gbei (5lm 9ebrling): .SieicS
Subr meroen mir NAL Hleitc mlnd,ell.
bnmit Sic boS aud leruen, Wiiaer!"
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Srau 81: .Sbr SEER @emabl lit
bon Dem Shminoler audi ltm 800
Collars betrogen moroen, - bat er
iiG nift red)t bariiber geGrgert?"
Srau g.: .Nein. - mein Mann
1rsert iid) crit BON 1000 Collars
oni"
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Gmtgcgenfonlineno.

Serr Miiaer fommt ipGt slbenos
uad Sauie mo mill Iid eben Dor
ser S%arstbiire ieincs Sdubmerf$
cntleoigen. "a iliegt ibm BON
oben Der Stieielfuedt on Den aopf.
YGi iieb'", meint oo Serr Mtiiller
.boS mar mieoer cirmnol biibid)
oifmerfiam bon mpinem lieben
@eib6en,"