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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-05-06
By
Lula J. PowerC

asked the little woman.
''Rnilroad." she answered seriously
"A broken rail dumped lis down an en-
bankment into sand bed"
"Oh. Was anybody hurt
Some had scratches and bruises. but
we came ont free. although our coach
was turned upside down. and was shut
in for two hours
"Oh. Helen
Whom do You think WAS shut up in
tn" compartment with me. Miss Nary
jack
"Jack: Oh. no." the soft color mount
ing To her cheek. mot Jack. but Il Mr.
Max Vaughn
1t was Miss Mary'~ time to change
color now. Nv hy." she said. incOher-
emily. II pitiful culver in her voice
Helen was busy Stroking Tabs glossy
coat and for Il little time she did not
speak. TWAS like this" she said ut
lust. Papa had gone to the smoker.
and WIS alone when the crash came.
Our coach was jammed between some
others. ami | WAS frightened. a tail,
dark MAN. the only one in the conn art
ment, came up and spoke to me, ;>ur-
ing me thHt everything would be all
right in Il short time, and pncfying me
as well Il. he could"
He ;ntlr luccd himself. and tried hard
to be agreeable. and as | had nothing
else to do talked 10 him. could see
it wis v,.y dist. trful to him. and that
he was cyni,ll and moroSe in his dis
POSITION. hui. ua,.cr the circumstances.
he ,0ud &. - l.. than he di''. Well.
.,ft 4, . 40
Just KEPT <iltit and talked t. him and
he listened. | trld him about rs town.
and | tod him lots about You. Mis-.
Mary-hcN good and true YOU were. He
wills so gl@Dmy ANA dull that was more
than clad TO hear papa'S voice once more.
liu-y"u know him. don't YOU
u id once" >lid Miss Mary. her eyes
wi,tful and shining. but that was Il
long. long time ago. Helen"
ilclcn chatttll on little while. then
she ~ $50 to 20.
"I>-i.a Mr.. Vlughll-did you say he
WA, married. Helen?' asked Miss Mary.
Sumnpnin. all her courage to ask the
question:.
"Married." Hrlcn's dark eyebrows
archcd themselves prettily. NO woman
in her senses would marry him. He is
cynical. >kcptical and lots of unnecCsa-
saIy things. Miss Marry. Perhaps.
though" with a tenderness in her voice
which Miss Mary felt. ''perhapS had he
married the woman of his ch0ice-thc
enc he loved. and had home and little
| childrcn-perhups he might have been
different. He was disappointed in his
| youth. and it Sourcd him for all time. |
heard some one say.
Helen WAS looking at the passion flow
| cas- then and did not see the pitiful little
CULVER upon Miss Mary's face. When at
last she spoke she had apparently for
gotten Max Vaughn. for she said:
Helen. 70 You ever quarrel with
JackT'
"Oh. yes. often-or rather. he quar-
| relS with me- said the girl, promptly.
Miss Mary picked Tab up in her arms.
i"How do you make up-that is-come to
an understanding. l mean?' she asked,
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NEWS In BRIEF.

The North East base ball club will
hold fair and festival on the Sim
pers' lot on the evenings of Friday and
Saturday. May II and IS.
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REDUCED RATES TO PACIFIC
COAST POINTS
Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Account Lewis
And Clark Exposition And Various
Conventions

On account of the Lewis and Clark
Exposition at Portland. Ore, June l to
October ), and various conventions to be
ing the summer the Pennsylvania Rail-
road Company will sell mund-trip tick
cts' on specified dates, from all stations
on its lines to San Francisco and Los
Angelic, April . to September 81; to
Portland. Seattle Tacoma, Victoria,
Vancouver and San Diego, May % to
September ~ at greatly reduced rates.
For dates of sale and specific infor
nation concerning rates and routes, con-
suit nearest ticket agent.
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The Lane that
Had a Turning
copyrighted by Daily Story Pub. Coz

Miss Mary Jones' WAS an old maid.
To >ibly. if she had lived in an up-to-
date town. and been up-to1,fa herself
NE would hrlvr been Miss Marie Jones.
! bachelor girl; hut AZ it WAS she was
simply an odd maid. Pretty she had once
been. and perhaps she was rot far from
it now. but who ever stops to think
whether an old maid is pretty or not:
She lived simply. quietly and patiently
in the little house where she had been
lnln. with her flowers. her garden and
her cat. .,nc was dainty with her
needle. 80 SHE did II little sewing. picccd
quilts and did fancy work to provide
herself with the few ncceSSnric> she re-
uuirrh. The little house. the plofuSion
of Whit, carnations. her favorite flowers.
and the passion vine over the door were
as much a part of Miss Mary as the soft
hair 50 carefully brushed away from the
broad forehead and the gray dress and
aprons that She always Wore.
There were many books in the little
house. for Mary loved reading. To her
they were OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES friends.
"Onc must have something to love in
order to live. she often told herself, as
if her life was net made up of love and
kindly consideration for others. People
said there had been Il romance in her
life but it had not sourcd her; it had
only awakened her pure soul to the
&c T. of humanity.
II wa, II hi;sht morning. The outside
wIl,l-Crrs w,rlG-wrl~ full of sun
>hirr the inside world--AIi>@ MaryS
world was peaceful. To-Day was her
IL,
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-05-06

The North East base ball club will
hold Il fair and festival on the Sim
pers' lot on the evenings of Friday and
Saturday. May II and IS.
1t is reported in Washington that
the presidency of the Equitable Life
Assurance Society of New York has
telyou.
The New Castle County Milk Pro-
ducers' Association will establish II de
pot in Wilmington and will sell direct
to consumers. The plan is causing bit
ter opposition by the retailers, the row
being due to Il difference over the price
of milk
A large vote WAS Tolled ut the town
election on Monday in Belar. Hartford
county. The following Board of Town
Commissioners wHS choScn:-lIenry Il.
Bruins. W. T. BilingSea. Frank L.
Gorrcll. Harry !. Hanway and Charles
r. Wright. The tilSt two are members
Of the present Board.
Among the entries of the July meet
ing ~f the Old Saugu< track for the 2.3O
trot purse 81 GOO, is the gray mare
P0ncr,ctta. by Ponce tie Lrrn- NNtrl.
nominated by Herman Il. Tyson. of the
Newark Farm. He has also entered
the brown stallion Dumharton 10y COL
huScr- Red Wilkes and the gray mare
Ponccllctta in the 30 trot. 81 600. of
the Granite State Parks August meet
ing.
Seventy regulars from Fort DUPONT
nj Delaware City LETT Gm MonGrly morr-
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On Monday the Cambridge Court
house was crowded to the doors in con
sequence of the trial of John ID. Brad
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

O000 fO1oon108s
There are many ways in which food
stuffs may give rise to more or less
serious disturbances Of health. and II
10 particularly during the summer
weather that such accidents are likely
to happen. Omcial examinations are
constantly revealing how widespread
IL the practice Of adding preservatives
or adulterants to viands Of all sorts
and though 1t must be admitted lat
In many instances these substances are
BY their nature or the smallness of the
quantities used comparatively harm.
less. still in the majority Of cases the
conditions are such as to render their
presence extremely undesirable
But entirely apart from these, Sc
we're illness not infrequently follows
the use Of certain common foods. In
animal foods, extremely poisonous
principles called ptomains easily ap.
pear a. the result OF bacterial activity,
and may cause wholesale illness.
Dairy products are especially prone
to such changes, and II not properly
cared for may develop tyrotoxicon. OF
cheese poison, substance that is not
rare in ice-cream, while botulism Is a
serious form of ptomain- poisoning fol.
lowing the eating of tainted meat OF
sausage.
Fish and shelLfish yield similar prod
ucts. a specially vicious poison named
mytllitoxin having been isolated from
mussels. and canned things are also
often offenders in this way.
The symptoms produced by these
substances may be extremely severe
and comprise intense gastric pain,
vomiting, intestinal disturbances, burn
ing thirst, construction Of the tnroat,
and oftentimes disturbances Of sight,
such as hazy and double vision. In
marked cases there is great prostration
and weakness Of the heart, which may
last for weeks.
The practical lesson to be drawn
from a consideration of these possiblli.
ties is the necessity for scrupulous care
in the handling of all things intended
for table use. All perishable foods
must be consumed as quickly as pos.
sible, and must never be left out of the
ice-chest longer than is absolutely nee
essary. Canned foods should be en-.
tirely removed from the tin as soon az
opened, and nothing that is intended
to be eaten should ever be allowed to
stand unprotected from the dust. The
air is constantly swarmlng with bac-
aeria and mold spores. which find adj
mirable conditions for growth in the
dishes prepared for the human stom-
ach, and often give rise to the produc-
ton of the poisons In question. Last
~, every article Of food, timed or 9th
erwise, that Is at all abnormal in ap-
pearance, taste or odor should be dis
carded.-Youth's Companion.
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the sRovnERly RUSSIAN.

Brother In q word often in Russian
mouths, and two writer's, II. J. Whig-
ham and Senator A. J. Beveridge. the
one an Englishman. the other Ameri.
can, who have had ample opportuni-
ties for observation, agree In saying
that the kindly word springs from q
kindly feeling. 'The bronzed Korean,
the queued Chinaman and the blue
eyed, yellow haired Russian soldier ar
range themselves on an open nat car
In a human mosaic Of mutual agree
ableness. There IL no race prejudice
there" writes Mr.. Beverage In his pa
per In Harper's entitled 1.-THE Russian
Advance" Superior to all the world
a. the Russian believes himself. he
shows no offensive manner toward the
other races with which he 20 pictur.
ssQuely mingles."
Mr.. Whigham lays equal stress on
this point, and asserts that race aver
sion, invariably present in the case Of
the other Western races, 10 lacking In
the Russian. Some years ago. he
writes in "Manchuria and Korea" be-
fore the South African War, the con.
versation in a dra wing-room in 10.
ha nnesburg turned upon the treatment
of the Kafiirs. Several Englishmen
were there, one Of the Transvaal
judges and Russian noble. All the
others agreed that no black man could
ever, under any circumstances, b
treated as an equal.
Not 30 the Russian. II have known"
he said, mot here, where they have
become degraded, but in Central and
Northern Africa, several natives whom
would gladly call brother. To me-"
he added, "a man II black II his heart
BE- black, and q man 10 white II his
heart bs white; the color Of his skin
doesn't matter"
To the Anglo saxon, whether British
or American, this feeling Il impossi-
BILE. Between him and what he re-
CARDS ~ an inferior race there 10 an
impossible barrier, and he has not the
Russian power Of intermixture with
the peoples he has conquered, which
wouid enable him to surmount It.
This imperial aloofness," Mr.. whig.
ham says. CONSTITUTES the weakness
~ well % the strength Of British rule
In India; II enables them to govern ad-
mifably, though somewhat coldly; but
It condemns them to remain perrstual
strangers IN the Iand--in II, but not
Of It The British are feared and r.
spected, but they are not loved.
II wish sometimes said Hindu.
wistfully. that you would govern -
Z little lees Justly. and would call -
brothers now and then"
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Little Billy pumpkin
Found a great big pumpkin.
Goodness, graciousl" he did cry,
Wont We have a whoppin' pie7"
Home he did the pumpkin carry,
Nor a moment did he larry.
And the pie was duly made:
But young Billy was afraid
That the pie was quite too small
To go around amongst EN- all.
1t was baked for Sunday dinner;
But small Billy---the bad sinner!-
Watching till the family slept
From his chamber slyly crept;
To the pantry he did HE
And soon laid away the pie.
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THE DOGS EYE.
watch That, Not the Mouth, for eymp
tome Of HydrophobIa.

watch That, Not the Mouth, for eymp-
toms Of Hydrophobia.
Az dogs do not perspire. the only re-
lief they seem to get when overheated
is from inhaling cool air through their
wide open mouths in short. puffy
breaths. The friction between tongue
and lips caused by their rapid. labori-
GUS breathing produces saliva, which
IL sometimes ignorantly diagnosed AZ
foam. one of the symptoms Of hydro
phobia. Many innocent victims have
lost their lives on account Of such stu
pidity.
II your dog should feel Ill, sick with
some ordinary ailment. he will wag
welcome to you with a sad, pitiful ex-
preston, looking up inquiringly as II
asking for help and relief. II It has
come to the worst and he feels by In
stinct the germs Of the dreaded dis
ease in his frame, his action will be
entirely different You will find him
with low bent head. Withholding his
usual glad welcome, hardly noticing
or glancing at you.
II your eye meet his, the restless,
nervous, strange expression will star
tie you. The dog, feeling bis doom, II
conscious of approaching danger and
would like to prepare and warn you.
These unmistakable and easily recog-
nized signs should be watched closely
and always needed. Corner the dog
at once and, with the help Of broom
or barn fork. keep him At safe dis
lance until locked up.-Country Calen-
dar.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
An Accident.

An Accident.
On the whole. Johnny Ralston was
a very good boy; but he had one fault
which It seemed impossible for his
mother to overcome---he would fight
with other boys. Times out of num-
Der he has been reproved for this. and
the last time he promised faithfully
that he would battle no more.
But that evening he returned from
school with cut cheek and a nose like
u swollen beetroot.
Johnny" said his mother. sadly,
didn't you promise me you wouldn't
fight any moreg''
But haven't been lighting. ma.
This Is the result of an accident"
AN accident T--doubtfully.
YES, ma. l was sitting on Tommy
Biggs, and forgot to hold his feet!'
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
An Old Hail Game,

An Old Ball Game.
In the days before baseball became
30 popular--in fact, when that game
was almost unknown--boys used to
play lone hole cat" a game from
which some say baseball was original
ly derived.
There was an old Scotch game Of
much the same name as the popular
game Of ffties, but which 10 consid.
cred different In the way 1t ID played.
The game Is called ''cat In the hole"
and, old as 1t is, 1t is capable of afford
ing some good sport yet.
In playing the game six shallow
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
B0und 70 WORRY.

"Bliggins will soon ind no further
cause to complain of the weather, !"
said the CHEEKY citizen.
"Yes, but he won't be happy. In
stead of watching the Thermometer all
day, he'll cit up and watch the gas
meter all NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Star.
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Very Ticklish.

Very ficklish.
Willie asked his father one day why.
when reading about something funny,
he said 1T tickled him."
1--WE say It ticklss N, Willie, whss
we are amused" returned his father.
Some time later:
you mustn't cough 20 much, VII.
lie." his mother said.
Il can't help It. mamma" replied the
little boy. Something amuees me- In
my throat"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

ImpUFV1mtS II Hrues
Have you ever attempted to play
'HamletT" asked the manager.
mo, sir. do not consider myself
fitted by nature to impcrsonate the
melancholy Dane"
Then you are indeed. as you have
said, an exceptional actor. will give
you job."-Chicago Tribune.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
A Night Of II.

"Popley's got an awful big family
1t must be awful to feed all OF them
II guess so. realized last night
what 1t meant to have about hundred
mouths to feed"
Goodness! did you have to enter.
tain that many people?"
mo mosquitoes Philadelphia
Press.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
They We're Money Makers.

They Were Money Makers.
"Graciousr exclaimed the kind old
lady to the beggar, ARE they the best
shoes you've gotT
why, lady" replied the candid beg
gar, "couid yer imagine better ones fur
dis bixness? Every one O. dem holes
means nickels an dimes ter me-
Philadelphia Press.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

The Foreigner--The presidency. I be-
lieve, II the highest once within the
gift Of the American people. is It not?
(. The Native-No; the highest once IL
the weather signal station on Pixies
peak.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
The New Girl.

The New Girl.
Dolly was out for walk and met an
old friend Of her father.
'And how old are you, little oneY'
asked the old gentleman.
But Dolly was indignant.
I'm hardly old at all; I'm nearly
new" she answered. tossing her head.
Chicago Journal.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

Honeycomb shows how economy Of
room, building materials and nathe-
NAUTICAL theories may coincide, and
shows also that the bees have taken
advantage Of the fact. Some Of the
savants have asserted that the rsctan-
gle or the equilateral triangle would
have been quite 20 ef1cient 40 work
Ing plans for constructing cells for
storing honey. But probably the bsss,
originally. made their cells to nt their
brood. and would not thus build ! cell
which would surround 4 larva with
unified corners. The hsxagonal cell
was better fitted for their needs. %
they developed Il.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
CauttouA

First Burslar-Why not try to rob
the house Of that plutocratf
Second BurgIar-Never. He'll make
good By getting the money back from
the poor people. Let's conAns our
selves 10 the middle classes. Life.
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Edyth--I think Stella II beginning
to get uneasy about the future.
Mayme-Because whyi
Edyth-Shs has begun to speak Of
spinsters ~ maiden ladies.
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So@

holes are dug. rather nearer together
than the bases In baseball. and ar
ranged 20 a. to form q diamond. In
the center stands boy with bail In
his hand. At each hole II boy with
a stick. one end Of which he reefs IN
the hole he 10 guarding. when the
boy with the ball sings out. Cat In
the hole" all the other boys change
holes. As they do 30 the boy with
the ball tries to throw 1t into one Of
the holes before any boy gets his stick
into It. II he succeeds. the boy who =
slow in changing, and finds the ball n
the hole before his stick, II out, He
then has to take the ball himself.
Retreat for Birds and Squirrels.
Albert Hudson, farmer near Spies.
land, this county, has 4 nfteen-acrs
tract Of land which II 4 paradise for
students Of nature, says the Indianapo-
lis News. Mr.. Hudson IL . student Of
nature, and he selected this tract 40
place where he could continue his In
vestigations and where birds and
squirrels would be undisturbed. Pro-
fessor Cooper, Of the Spiceland Acad-
envy, accompanied by the class In M
ture. recently spent several hours In
the tract, and they recognized twenty
eight different species Of birds, besides
which there were numerous squirrels
gray, fox, ground, etc. The tract n
thickly wooded. Hunters ars not A.
lowed to trespass on this domain. and
no tree 10 permitted to b. cut down.
Mr.. Hudson intends keeping the tract
intact during his life. and he will make
provision in his will for IT. main
tenance after his death.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

It II usually said Of the best Of men
that they are peculiar"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15
with Enphas,s.

Give Neapolitan pair Of dumb.
bells and ask him II he thinss Il =
likely to rain, and before his answer =
finished he will have taken enough
healthful exercise to last him I'll az. I"
Once, says the London Clarion. Z trsv.
eler sat with q friend In Z cate at Ma.
pies. Near them were two Italians sn-
gagged In conversation. The younger Of
the two seemed much excited.
With his hands hs made reaching
and clinCing motions, a. II climbing.
Then he seemed to b cropping for cher.
ries In the air, ~ he reached risht ana
left above his head. Next witheut
slacksning bis conversation, hs put
the thumb and foreflnger Of hin left
hand together. and holding them b.
fore bis eyes, went through ne care
full movements Of one threading (
small needle. and all the dine h
talked.
Suddenly his manner changed. Hs
made overland motions, % II tAruvfns
something. Then be apparvntiy imi.
lated q swimmer. and immedia tely
aftsrward described several circles
with his left hand. giving the impress
sion Of rapidly revolving wheel.
Finally he leaned forward, and with
his right hand acted the part Of pss.
son endeavoring to put 4 key into I
keyhole.
The traveller was overcome BY curl.
osity. He turned to his friend, who
understood Italian, and asked him
what the plot Of the story was.
"Oh. nothing" replied the other.
They're chatting about the weather.s
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

Limp around with rhsumatlnnn -
people win ~ to you: I'm ~ -
didnt have II % bad . - 4 =
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

oynonymons Exprosel0aA
Say" asked Cokeley, who was busy
writing. do you know any sxpres.
sion that means the same a. 'taihine
shopT"
well" replied Jokslsy. 'ther4s
'tonsorial emporium and 'haiS-cus4ane
parlor.' "-Phiiadelphia Press.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

C0mplaOens 0eohelos U0teoe.
Having lately heard . lot oE married
people grumbls about buying sehesl
books and shoes for the children, ~
are able to whistle whom Ne ssw -
buttons on our undsrshirt--Washine-
ton (Kan) Register.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-11-15

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orr over battleship> This = Tie euas.
ter dsck.
One Of he Party Cesi I thsnghe
It was al frsst- Pittsburg panpetok