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The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
Furious Fighting.

"For seven years." writes Geo. w.
Hoffman, of Harper, Wash, Il had a
bitter battle with chronic stomach and
liver trouble. but at last won, and
cured my disease, by tie use of Electric
Bitters. / unhesitatingly Recommend
them to all, and don't intend in the
future to be without them in the house.
They are certainly wonderful medi-
cine to have cured suth a bad case as
mine, Guaranteed by all druggists SOC a
bottle. Try them today.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
AEearful Fate.

1t is a fearful fate to have to have to
endure the terrible torture OF piles. Il
can truthfully say" wites Harry Colson,
Of Masonville, Ia, "that for blind, bleed
ing, itching and protruding piles, Buck
lens Arnica Salve is the best cure
made" Also best for cuts, burns, and
injuries. 25c at all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Croud, coughs, colds, whooping cough
etc., have no terrors for children or
adults who evacuate the towels with
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar.
This remedy expells all cold from the
system and strengthens the throat,
lungs snd bronchial tubes The Origi
nal Laxative Cough Syrup and Liquid
Cold Cure, For sale by /. IL. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Rough skin and cracked hans are not
only cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve, but occasional application will
keep the skin soft and smooth. Best
for eczema, cuts, burns, boils etc. The
genuine DeWItt's Witch Hazel Salve
affords immediate relief in all forms OF
blind, bleeding, itching and protruding
piles. Sold by l. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
An Emereoncy Medicine.

For sprains. bruises, burns, scalds and
similar injuries, there is nothing 30 good
as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. 1t sooth-
% the wound and not only gives instant
relief from pain, but causes the parts to
heal in about one third the time re-
quirsd by the usual treatment. All
drugQists.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
Notice to stockholders.

The annual meeting of the stockholdcrs, Of
tne li FIRST National Bank, Lamar, Colo, WI be
neId at the banking room Tuesday, Jan. "
1906. at o'clock p. NJ. for the purpose. of
eleeting g board of director for the ensuing
ness which may properly conc before it.
W. G. GOULD, Cashier.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

The mission of Early Risers is to
clear the way and give nature full sway.
These famous little pills rid the stom-
aoh aud bowels OF all putrid matter.
thus removing the causes OF headache.
constipation, sallow complexion, etc,
DeWitt's Little Early Risers never gripe
or sicken. A safe, pleasant, perfect pill
Sold by l. ii. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

The most pleasant, safest and best
remedy to use for coughs, colds, Group,
whooping cough, etc, is Kennedy's Lax
ative Honev and Tar. This remedy ex-
pels all cold from the system by acting
as cathartic on the bowels. Sold by l.
IL, Myers
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Fothing will cure indigestion that
doesn't digest to food, itself, and give
the stomach rest. You can't expect
that a weak stomach will regain its
strength and get well when it is com
PEELED to do the full work that a sound
stomach should do. You wouldn't ex-
pect sick horse to get well when il is
compelled to do a full days work every
day of the week. kodol Dyspepsia
Cure is ferfect digestant and digests
the food regardless OF the condition of
your stomach. Relieves indigestion,
belching, sour stomach and all stomach
disorders. Sold by LII. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LANp OFFICE.

LAMAR, CoLo., Dec. II, 1905.
Notice is hereby given that the following nam
To pate H,af mas filed notice Of his intention
that said I'D proof will be made before the Reg
Thmrsdn lSLer dna Receiver. at Lamar nolorado On 81
I'M 66in,uIrssaay. january 49, 1895, viz: Ross H.
Siii; " n: y, m No $3.50. for tho 81 neii and ma sc
a sec u. Twp 81 s.; Rng IS ". 9th 7. Nj.
ne names tine following witness to prove his
continuous residence uDon and cultivation OF
said land. viz; "P"A '
James Stephenson, of Caddoa, Colo, Charley
Gill. of Prowers, Colo
dl3jT john A. WILLIAMS. Register.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
Torture OF a Prencher.

The story of the torture of Rev. o. ID.
Moore, pastor OF the Baptist church, of
Harpersville, N. Y, will interest you.
He says: II suffered agonies, because of
a persistent cough, resulting from the
grip. l had to sleep sittiug up IN bed,
tried many remedies, without relief,
until l toon Dr. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption coughs and colds,
which entirely cured my cough, and
saved me from consumption" A grand
cure for diseased conditions of throat
and lungs. At all druggists; SOC and
81 guaranteed. Trial bottle free.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Don't put your goods purchased
from samples away in the corner, but
Immediately inspect them. and If not
satisfactory notify the vendor at once
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Don't indorse notes for your friends
simply because they are friends; you
may find the friendship cool when you
have to take up the notes.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Don't pay your money for your deed
until some competent person has
looked up the title on your behalf, mol
until you think you are buying.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

When you want a pleasant laxative
take Cham mberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets, For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
A sPINsTER SAYS THAT

Poverty is great crime-matri-
monially speaking.
The older a man gets the less sense
he has about eating.
A woman who can use her eyes with
effect is a dangerous rival.
Money is often used to cover the
freckles on a mans reputation.
Every time a man tries to show OF
something is sure to go wrong.
It usually takes an ignorant man a
long time to find out what ails him.
Fame never blows her trumpet for
a man who is too lazy to raise the
wind.
Fortunate is the young man whose
crop of wild oats is not worth har-
vesting.
The iron will of a selfish man is
nothing but the commonest kind of
pig iron.
All the worlds a stage and the ma
jority of the male actors are barn
stormers.
Many a man who started out to be a
social lion has ended by making
goose of himself.
Ice In winter and banana peels in
summer have much to do with the
downfall of many a man.
Some men who boast of calling a
spade a spade wpulS no doubt pass
a snow shovel by rthout recognizing
It at all.
In this great and glorious land Of
the free man usually has to pay for
the drinks in order to get a whack at
the free lunch.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Don't wait six years before bring
ing your suit: the law will not care
for your troubles unless you care
enough about them to seek your rem
edy seasonably.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Some men who boast of calling a
spade spade wpuiS no doubt pass
a snow shovel by rt4out recognizing
It at all.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Don't forget that delivery is neces
sary to make sa:- valid as against
third parties, particularly creditors.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
LAND OFFICE AT LAMAR. CoLo. I

LAND OFFIcE AT LAMAR. Colo.
Nov. is 1908. !
NOTICE is hereby given that the following
~ named settler has filed notice of his inten-
and that said proof will be made before the Reg
lister and Receiver at Lamar. Colo. on Thurs
day. December 2S, 1905, VIZ: William Newman,
II. Z. No 1881; for the se4 sex sec ss. twp 22, s.
ting 45 W, ,6th p. NJ.
He names tho following witnesses toprovo his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation OF
said land. viz:
Marsena j. McMillia. George .E. Case. OF
Carlton, Colo. Joseph W. Ball, Charles Max
well, Of Lamar, Colo.
n22-d27 JOHN A. WILLIAMS. Register.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Don't subscribe your name to an
writing until fully acquainted with 1t
contents. Il thought" will do you n
good.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

On a whole. some people seem Il
think they are the whole thing.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Fast friends should be slow to be
lieve anything unkind of each other
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO LEASE
STATE LANDS

OFFICE OF THE STATE BOARD OF LAND Con-
MIssIoNERs
Denver. Colorado, Nov. IS 1905
NOTICE is hereby giventhat J. b. Scott. whose
postoffice address is Las Animas Colorado,
on Nov. II. 1905, made application No. 1850 to
the State Board of Land Commissioners to
lease the following described School Lands
situate in Prowers County, Colorado. to-wit:
48 West
No other applications to lease the above de-
scribed promises or objections against the
above application will be considered after
Dec 10, 1905.
MARK G. WOODRUFF,
Register State Board Land Commis sioners.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

In this great and glorious land Of
the free man usually has to pay for
the drinks in order to get a whack at
the free lunch.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Don't give promissory notes indis
criminately; the day OF reckoning will
surely come.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Ice In winter and banana peels in
summer have much to do with the
downfall of many a man.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
SOME LEGAL poN'Ts.

Don't mistake the putting" which the
agent SO glibly indulges in for a war.
ranty.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
Why mars,on Mace a contrlbutl

Why Marsron Mace a Contribution.
Russell H. Narston, proprietor of
restaurants, lives in Centerville, Cape
Cod, and when the church committee
were soliciting funds for a clock for
the Congregational Church they hesi-
tated about asking him to give, on the
ground that he was not professor
of religion nor even an attendant on
divine worship.
They finally overcame their scru-
pies, and in reply to their requests he
gave them very liberal amount, say
ing, 81 want you to have the true
time outside, II you don't inside"
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
DlNKELsPIEL's EPPYeRAMs.

DlNkELsPIEL's EPPYeRAMs.
A hand-shaker always tries to pump
you.
A fault-f1nder is homemade
knocker.
Ven a man borrows trouble he nefer
forgets to pay 1t back.
Eggsperience has nuddings to teach
der man dot knows 1t ALL
Dare vas nefer any chustice in der
verdict dot goes against US.
Picklesauer calls his leedle how
Facts because he vas such a stubborn
ding.
Desc vas slippery days, und der man
dot vas always standing on his dignity
should look leedle ouid.
Der way to find ouid has a man some
goot points is to lend him five dol
lars. II he sticks you he has der
points.-George ". Hobart in Chicago
American
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

The wheelbarrow manufacturer be-
lieves that his products will bear push
ing.
The baggage man doesn't know
what's In the trunk, but he hopes it's
tip.
Twins may look Just alike, but a
quarrel makes a difference between
them.
The man in the moon may not be
a woman hater, but he looks down on
them.
It's time we realized that a good
time is one Of the necessities of the
times.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Sometimes the best barytone's
voice is put to bass uses.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
WEST BOUND. EAST BOUND.

No. is California express and makes local
stops between Lamar and La Jnnta.
No. is Denver express, stops on flag at Las
Animas Carries free chair car aud Pullmans.
No. is the Mexico and California express.
No. and No. both carry tourist and Pullman
sleepers. No. connects at LaJunts for Pueblo
Colorado Springs and Denver.
Train No. sS runs to La Junta and will accom-
modate passengers for intermediate points.
No. is through California express and con-
meets at La Junta with train from Denver car
ries passenger through to Chicago without
change. Has Pullman and tourist sleepers.
No. . is Denver express and runs through to
Chicago without change. Carries free chair
car and Pullman sleeper.
No. is local passenger and makes all stops.
Carries chair and Pullman sleeper. Runs
through to Chicago without change of cars.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer.
fully answered.. Descriptive literature and
time tables folders free by applying to
G.J. GARvIN. Agent
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Many a man who started out to be {
social lion has ended by making {
goose of himself
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27
JUST THOUGHTS.

Ambition does more than X-rays to
show what's in a person.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-27

Poverty is great crime-matri-
monially speaking.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

THE POWER OF LANGUAGE OF BY.
GONE DAYs.-Oh what difference the
same word may mean in divers
tongues! For instance, take the word
"Cultus." 1t means, according TO our
best dictionaries, "A state OF reIig.
ious, ethereal or esthetic develop.
mont" and "a system OF religious
belief and worship" either OF which
conveys- an idea OF something sacred.
Now take it in the classic Chinook
according to DR.. Mclaughlin, a Hud.
son Bay Company's factor, fifty years
ago. Cultus defined by him, as an
adjective, meant "Low, depraved
mean, worthless, bad, treacherous,
double dealing, infamous, scoundrelly,
thieving, dirty, debased, lazy, thought
less, shiftless, or anything else that
is superlatively bad, and which the
usually expressive English vocabulary
fails to cover in all its amplitude. To
call human being cultus was to place
upon him the brand Of Cain. Just
point the slow unmoving finger of
scorn 1t any poor human being, and
utter with heavy-villain emphasis,
hyas cultus, and he is Cor was in the
olden days) done for, both for time
and eternity.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

OREGON AGAIN TAKING A HAND IN
Our LOCAL PoLITICs.-What an as.
sumption it is for Oregon, with less
population and less wealth than our
State, to insist upon having a finger
continually in our political pie! Two
years ago, that State foisied upon us,
with the assistance of "bar'p influ.
ence, an U. S. Senator who would
hardly have been successful without
the aid of the Oregonian and other
influential forces OF that common
wealth, and now Sweeny is another
"bob" on Oregon's political kite,
which is dan Cling over the Washington
capitol, with wires intended to carry
the proper influence" at the right
time to the "bar'l" that has proven
such successful adjunct to Senatorial
aspirations. 1t looks, however, as if
the work of the manipulators is too
"raw" for successful result at this
time. Ankeny had, at least, some
redeeming traits of personality to mod
ify the sordid view now so prominently
presented, and it is thought that Ore
CONS mercenary support will prove
rather a handicap than an aid to
Sweeney's aspirations.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
Public Duty and SelY-Interest.

The assessors biennial meetings, to
advise the Legislature regarding their
duties in making laws for collection
OF revenue, was undoubtedly move
in the right direction, but like all
other good things. seems to have been
liable to abuse. When the chief en-
deavor seems to tie to frame the laws
so as to secure an increase Of salary, a
question at once arises AS to the sin
ceri'y and desire for public welfare
that may underlie the movement.
This week, we have the Sheritfs and
the Auditors Of the State in session.
The Legislative committee of the
former have presented a recommends
ton that the law be changed So as to
permit papers to be served only by
Sbcriils or their deputies. This may
be all right for other reasons, but it
seems to be squint in the same di-
rection as the Assessors chief recon-.
mendation. The Auditors likewise
want a different classifi cation as to
salaries, some they claimed are too
low, Others (by inference) too high;
but it is hardly probable that the high
man made pilgrimage to this party
Mecca to have his salary reduced. AS
said before, the object is good enough
for such gatherings, but the frail side
of humanity generally predominates
and selfishness subordinates what pro-
per motive may have prompted the
action.
1t will be borne in mind that visits
OF mail carriers, in person and by dele.
CATION, to the national capital, ostensi-
bly, to suggest postal improvements,
became such an evil that it had to be
suppressed by imperative order of Pres.
ident Roosevelt, for the reason that
every suggestion, in some way, was
intended to make pay better, holidays
more numerous, or prospect Of an
ultimate pension more certain. While
we do not charge the majority of our
county officers with being controlled
by such motives, we fear tina, the lead.
ing spirit is often diverted almost inn
perceptibly from that true line which
parallels the higher plane OF public
life.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

EDISON HAS MAsTOID ABsCEss Re.
MoyED.-A surgical operation was per-,
formed on Thomas A. Edison, the
great inventor, at Jerome, near Or.
ange. N. Y, Tuesday. II was for a
mastoid abscess, a conical protuber.
ance behind his ear, very close to the
brain. He had been suffering severely
for a week or more, but IS it failed to
respond to other treatment, the knife
was reluctantly brought into use. The
operation required more than two
hours. Mr.. Edison, who is 81 years OF
age, possesses much vitality, remaining
up and about until few hours before
the operation began.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

ELECTION OF SENAToRs.-Montana
returns Thomas H. Carter, President
Of tho st. Louis Worlds Fair Commit
tee to the U. s. Senate; Nebraska Re-
publicans elect Elmer J. Burkett; Ne.
vada sends George S. Nixon, New
York Depew; Indiana, Beveridge, to
succeed himself, Representative James
Hemenway to succeed Chas. w. Fair.
banks, elected Vice President; Moses
Clapp has been returned by the Min.
nesota Legislature, Philander c. Knox
from Pennsylvania, Henry G. Lodge
and w. Murray Crane from Massachu-
sets, Julius G. Burrows from Michigan,
Nelson w. Aldrich by Rhode Island,
P. J. McCumber by North Dakota,
Eugene Hale by Maine, George Suth-
erland by Utah, and New Jersey has
unanimously selected Senator Kean to
succeed himself. Gov. La Toilette
was elected Senator from Wisconsin
Wednesday.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27
That Grand "Cpery" Co.

The people were again hambugged
Saturday night, Ky the presentation at
high prices, and by subscription, in
Olympia Theater OF a so-cal,ed grand
opera company, in Carmen II
Trovatore" and other standard musical
dramas OF recognized excellence, by
the Mantelli" Co. That organization
was hardly responsible, however, for it
did not claim in it's announcements to
present anything more than selections
from these operas. 1t did not profess
to have either chorus or orchestra. or
even principals for full cast. essen
tial> as important for rendition of
grand opera as capable singers and
good actors in the leading roles. The
local manager should have seen that
fact at glance, but as all is fish that
comes to his net" it ia but natural
that he should catch a "chub" or
"porge." occasionally and shout that
he has hooked a whale. Then the
press are to blame for publishing the
machine" notices supplied so liber-
all by the advence agent, and the pub
lie should at least study such facts as
are evident before submitting to such
extortion and injustice.
II the daily papers would only exer-
else little common" and tell the
public what they might expect, they
would be performing service of far
more Importance than yielding up
columns to dull and vspid sassiety''
cream-puffs.
The name OF Mantelli does not ap.
pear in any list of American or foreign
actresses of eminence we have at hand
and they have been corrected and com.
piled up to the present year.
The Olympian of Sunday, in com.
menting upon "the great Mantelli,"
says that she may have been able to
sing some time during her long career
on the stage, but she certainly showed
no evidences of it last night" and that
Wheatly, her support, "has a range OF
about three notes, and above and below
those notes he is lin the air, or] in
deep water. ellis stage appearance
it declares, resembles that of a deck.
hand" which leads one to infer that
he would probably, from this qualifica.
ton alone, make q more acceptable
" Dick Deadeye," in strolling" Pima
fore" company.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

TAKE CAKE, Gov. MEAD.-A golden
opportunity is afforded you to in some
degree, at least, curb the saturnalia OF
extravaganza which seems to permeate
the present Legislature. The law
makers are not the only ones to stand
in" with, though apparently elected by
the people. You must be aware that
quite slump from the conservative
vote was cast for you, under the i'm
preston that Justice instead of Party
ism would rule. The economic ad.
ministration OF Gov. Mcbride won
him many friends among the common
people, and it almost convinced them
that a party might possibly be fair
with those upon whose shoulders the
costs OF government fall with the
greatest weight, the taxpayer wage.
Garner. The passage Of the extrav-
agant appropriation bills of the last
Legislature, so nobly met by veto
of your predecessor, required nerve,
but it was sufficient for the occasion.
The appointment OF the Fair Commits
sion exclusively from the Legislature,
is likely, Governor, to promote unfa.
vorable criticism, as an effort to curry
favor with a coordinate branch Of the
State service. Your shoulders may be
broad, and you may be fully advised as
to your policy; but still, we trust, you
will not consider it impertinent for q
well-wisher to give this little pull at
your coat-sleeve.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

THE automobile record was lately
lowered to 81 seconds per mile, and L.
A. LaRoche is building a machine still
more powerful that he expects to run
200 miles per hour, between New York
and Philadelphia.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

No NECESSITY FOR HASTE IN LAW
acknowledgements Chamberlain, of
Oregon, has taken very firm and sen.
sibls grounds against the frequent use
OF the emergency clause in legislation,
and~his objections apply as we'll here
as in the law-making for our sister
State. He says that in nine instances
out OF ten, there is no necessity for
haste. Oregon's executive declares
that he will refuse to give his assent to
any measure containing an emergency
clause unless it is clearly apparent
that the emergency is immediate,
within the letter and spirit of the law.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

IT seems TO Us that if the parsons
cannot keep malefactors from breaking
into the Penitentisry by preaching
and precept, that they will find it Q
still harder task to pray them out or
keep them out when they are ire
formed"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

The ship Carleton, says the Ameri.
can, has been aground at Bellinghsm
q month during stormy weather, and
is yet not much the worse from the
dashing waves.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-01-27

WELL, we'll; don't it surprise you
that ex Governor Mcbride should line
up with Sweeny. Il occasions no
more dismay, however, than his hold.
ing counsel with lobbyist Stevenson,
just after the nomination of Mead,
and his reconciliation with B. D.
Croker, about three weeks ago, his
hitherto political and personal enemy,
through the powerful influence excited
by the sweeny combine. 1t is quite
evident that "Mac" intends to get
even with the party for turning him
down.