Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-01-14

loved you for your mother Somer-
VILE Journal
MFR. and Mrs Nubrlde have joined
the church" why not2 Turn about's
fair play; didn't the church join themF'
Philadelphia Press.
Lady Did you ever feel as though
You'd like 10 work? Tramp Yes'm.
wouldn't mind being llneman for a
wireless telegraph company Judge
"Branleigh tells me he is writing
Il popular novel" Yes. his doctors
insisted on his resting his mind for
Il while" New Orleans Times Demo
crat
Sic Got 1t: The Woman No, | can't
give you a meal. The Tramp didn't
think You could, mum; yon look too
young and inexperienced to know how
To cook New York sun.
Church 1 see the Attorney General
is going 10 stop all this guessing bust
ness in She newspapers, Gotham
Whom do YOU suppose that's aimed
nt? The weather Yonkers
Statesman.
Lucky stars: 1--WE had very SHE
eessfut season." said The prosperous
looking theatrical manager. We'll.
you can thank your stars for that re-
piled the scedy looking manager
YonkerS Statesman
lie De YOU remember your old
school friend, Sophy Smythe? SHE
Yes. indeed. / do \ most absurd look
ing thing So silly. too, What became
Of here lie Oh, nothing, Only
married her Boston Globe.
Mamma Fighting again, Whie2
Didn't I tell you 10 stop and count
one hundred whenever you were an
gry* Willie But It didn't do any
good. MA Look what the Jones boy
did while | counted Harper Bazaar
CholIy So Miss Tarmm ioosened np
and said a good word about me. did
shrt Archie. Yes; she said that when
one got better acquainted with you
one found you were not half as big
n fool MS you appeared to bc.-thicago
Tribune,
ono Advantage: Rimer DO you
really prrfrr 10 have long poems sent
in tn you rather than short onest hdI-
tor Yes. When they're long, you see
/ don't have to think mp any o'h'r
excuse for rejecting them Philad"l-
phia Press
II don't believe the woman who re
Gently moved into the flat across Tie
hall Is any better than she should De
remarked Mrs Naggsby "of course
not. my dear. rejoiucd Naggsby who
ever heard of a woman that was r.
St Louis star
Miss Plane Yes. Tom proposed last
night. and / accepted BIN. Sec TINS
ring Miss Wise Indeed: by the
way. dear. don't attempt 10 cut glass
with that diamond as ! did, or you'll
make another ntch In the stone. Phil
adclphia Press.
The child Aunt Mary, nurse says
whon If thunders. it's the Lord seoiatn
us. Aunt Mary Perhaps 1t il. dear
The Chlld Well, don't see what hos
got to be so rlud about. l'se done
everything to-day 'crr, brush my tcef.-~
brooklyn Life.
Wife Henry what mikes you III
such furious temper Husband I'm
irving Ia read = scotch dialect story.
The plot is fcarfuiy exciting. but
can't hurdle over the language fast
enough to keep up with the hero
Detroit Free Press.
Rural Adorer ,bashfuiy iou didu't
90 to MlIllc Meadows party. Don't
You Ike kissu' games: Pretty Maid -
30. don't Rural Ador"r tweakbj--
why don't YOU; Pretty Maid tcncour-
agiugly cause there's SO many look
In on. Ncw York Weekly
lie Ucadlug about the latest society
weddlngl They have a lot to say
about q,hat the bride wears but thoy
have nothing 90 say about the poor
bridegroom. She They have no need
TO- because Il is wcllknown fact
chat he usually wears a worried Iook.
Boston Globe.
Madame in n busy street in Paris r.
uh. NJ fAgcnt. Is IL true that il Is
dangerous to stand with the foot on
the electric tramIiue: VI. HAgent-N".
madame. fl is not dangerous SO hong
rs vou do not stand with one foot on
the line and The other on tire overhead
wire rick Me Ip.
Miss FIyrty Jack Hanson was toll
ing ne about q romantic adventure he
rad ut The parry last night. II seoDls
Ire bumped into girl IN . dark han
way and kissed her, ana he doesn't
know set Miss Elders Oh, tee
her, Tnt was l. Miss Flyrty What
oh. for goodness sake. don't tel hun
now. Let him have his romance
Philadelphia Press
Miss lloamley Didn't you near Miss
Knox toll mo yesterday that was "'b"
homelio~t girl i'm orr set" Miss Go"I-
ley Yes. the hacful hing. gave
her 81 piece of 10y mind about IT after
ward Miss Hoam ey--oh' did YOU?
hop" sou wrr,a'. :"o hard or her Miss