The Minneapolis journal., 1905-10-10
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rERTAIN property is quoted sworth' much, but
- it is not worth it you unless you want it. For
stance good ostrich worth $780, How much would
pay for one?
Do you taste' the stuff when you go into the grocery
store2 highly moral and 'strong pillar in the
Eighth always two three cents worth of gro
cees goes buy Is cents worth Can
the grocer's opinion of this patronq
The American 'tquiok lunch'' failed in London.
One of the British nobility hurried fast that he threw
monoce "r...... .=-a
Dowie said to have bowed the paralysis de-
mon and to have escaped to Mexico Paralysis easy but
did the doctor put the gloves with Rheumatism9
c. E. Boyden of the Lisbon N D., Free Press has been
in Chicago When he praised Lisbon the metropolis OF
the northwest the Chicago papers expressed jealousy
Mr. Boyden finally his views into the form Of poem
which printed in the Chicago Record-Herald:
/. LISBON ON THE sHEYENNE. ...-
Lisbon Sheyenne whose people, know,
Dwell its scenic beautes without fuss show
But But for for downright oVon r;tn solld i'd worth "ar4h
Not finding better felows-just take them as they
Roll thou beauteous river thru fine umbagecus groves
To meet the northern ocean, where iceberg droves
But let thy caresses
Make green the land it blesses
And whisper tales of the thru which flows
The Record Herald expresses the fear that fFthe
brageous groves of Lisbon fact punches Of
brush and the beaueous Sheyenne probably nothing but
muddy little creek that goes of business in dry spels
It would be in the Chicago rivers pocket if it would
do the thing.
Mr.. Boyden has Lisbon and he has Chicago,
and he says ''Give me Lisbon.''
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You can't tell just why song starts the rum but the
first thing you know everybody humming it and the music
stores have out of copies Last week the Associated
Press told of somewhere in the who had killed
himself because the children Everybody Works but
Father He disabled and sensitive about it.
This shows that Lew Dockstader's hit has taken hold
elsewhere in the country. There thousand "foci'-
to adopt yellow fever erm-and Jean Havel the "tal-
ented auhor is likely to find himself rich result Of
fathers lack of activity in the commercial line.
Foolish it is the song has Annie Rooney "go''
it. and you likely hear great deal of before
the rage dies down. The song tells of fathers lack
ergy in various lines:
He simply was immense
We took the parlor carpet out
My mother said, 1How Beat beat it DEAR
With all your might and main,''
To the freside again.
Everybody works but father
Al And he s sits q around e all day,
Smoking his pipe of clay,
Mother takes in washing
And does Sister Ann.
Everybody works at our house
But my old
Nothing very forcible about that you Think but once
o'"'O Ill oA ~
longedfor successor of "Anne Rooney has not come at
last.
The neighborhood went Mr. Hills right of wav
Sunday last to his big scoop eating away the Bryn Mawr
hills and dumping them into the swamp near the Bryn
Mawr streecar bridge. 1t mighty sight, man sits
at the heart Of the machine with few levers at hand
The big dips down wherever he places it, lifts up two
cubic yards Of the planet and drops gravel car
takes just two minutes to load ca which carries about
ten scoopfus twenty yards Of material This would form
a. load for twenty teams ..
After watching the hill crumble away were forced
to admit that the work done rapidly that old
wheebaow could not hope to compete matter if we
hurried so that upper forty smoked.
The loaded then hurried swamp the sides
let down and the gravel plowed off into the morass which
buckles and heaves under the till the in the
neghborhood looks tho mighty earthquakes had been
at work. Mr. Hill has his work cut out for him and
are glad he is able to get efficient help could neye,