The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-05
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did you ever notice, . said, the philoso-
pher a the Chinese play, that every China
man who wears Whisk61 Il q ma Gnatei
You know. not one ohihauaAn IN a hundred
has hair on his face naturally. II q China
man has q beard, he oultlvates Il for all
tie worth. used 70 think that Whskep
IN Chinaman were . sort Of slgn Of intel
leotual superiority, but I've changed my
sSi9 a. You've beard Z sald, I suppose
the world are more likely 10 be very tall OF
very short than medium sized.
There's q principle IN that; It's the same
principle that makes a Whiskered Chinese
successful. The man who has something
S s5,aU,d. ABOUT bic aPpsAIanSs attT qSs;
faculty Of getting hearing easily often
counts enough In a mans lite 70 turn the
soaleb from failure 10 SUCCESS. And that's
why the Chinaman With whlskers usually
succeeds in life
One Of the sacred rules Of Bellevue Hos-
pital IL that none OF the intenes shall re-
csive any remuneration from the patients
treated there every day. II b not popular
with all the doctors, while some OF the
patients often wish Il we're repealed.
A negro patient found It IN tbs way the
other day. He landed In Bellevue with
badly battered head and wasn't certain what
had happened 10 him. He seemed worried
about his job on q Pullman sleeping car,
but finally hit upon q bchene.
Say, doo,' he whispered 10 an intern,
'oaint 20 Jest scribble GU q little note TO
nah boss tellin' him All walnut 'sponsible
or what done happened 70 mei Dey's q
ten dollah willyum In II fob 20
A regular patron OF . West Side soda
fountain Il a big shepherd dog Nearly
every afternoon his young mistress leads
him TO the candy shop, and while she drinks
from a glass on the counter 'shep' has
a tin cup filed with the beverage on the
floor. His coming Is watched BY all the
children In the vicinity, and a. soon a.
be tuIns the corner and catches a glimpse
Of the shop window he begins to bark
joyously.
Have you ever noticed that In a first
class millinery shop you are never per-
rnitted TO try on hat while you are standing
ups inquired a woman with a shopping
list in her gloved hand, You have prob
ably noted the number Of easy chairs
scattered around these rooms one for every
pier or cheval glass, and you have thought
how comforting they must be 10 tired
"but there is a reason far deeper than the
desire merely 20 make patrons comfortable
A hat Is iys more becoming TO a woman
who Is seated gracefully in a chair than
to one who Is standing up. II the hat
makes her look too tall or too short, II IL
brings out her bad points the poee In the
chair minimizes all defects.'
Don't ever give a cop knife II you are
looking for a present for him. said an
officer on the bridge in Jefferson Market
court yesterday They are all provided
with them. Indeed. they have as a rule,
enough for their friends az we'll as for them
selves. II they happen to need knife
they always have an opportunity 20 get
! hold Of one. Every time a cop searches
prisoner he comes across at least one knife.
Nobody knows what becomes OF II, and
even II the prisoner misses II he IS not likely
TO say anything about Il. Anyhow, cops
never need knives
Yes, that's a fine nude, the work Of a
celebrated artist, said the manager Of a
renderloin hotel But il doesn't attract
half as much attention as that pastoral
showing the flock Of sheep In the twilight.
'LOmRers pass the nude with something
like a sneeT. One Of them told me II was
altogether too good 20 be true. But have
seen some Of the most hardened faces
relax before the sheep
You're sure the expression wasn't born
Of a longing for q fresh flock Of fat lambs
In the Tenderloini- he was asked.
mo, I'm certain my con struotion 10 right.
There is touch Of human nature even
In the panhand ler