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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11

killed xfifisoa and n ssi e Cloud
4e1>IE; Washburn, board Of trade man..
/ J. ~ T. q Kills wife daughter and self.
81 seid Il face of s!ster,,n.iaw and com.
. mitted suicide. ..5. -.. s. 81
2s MRS = Anna Koiodzik. Chicago. killed
2s :; Hodges wife and three children
Killed at slatesboro. Ga, in burning Of
A ueme ~ negroes ,.,o ~
NEGRO publicly burned at Cedartown.
"a. g l Renneway, Madison. Wis. kills wife
Sept; Joseph Regnet. irving Park. ILL.,.
IS ki1le S, wife and self.
OF No 2K Kf;Is Ge'trell oor'en's Landing.
9 m,fee e. ~ nd bank destroyed by dyna.
z SELF Loos. Elgin. ILL.,. kills wife and
27-Mrs. Rae Krauss. Hartford CITY. Ind.
confesses murder: Of stepdaughter, re-
a. ceiXing life sentence.
sym Peddicord. near Perry. Ia. killed
Nov, 4-Wm. Muthart, near Munger. Mich,
:. ki!isd sweetheart and self
'Sm soa ola f. H3umnel. Hamilton. O.. killed
a,EWm. Bate. Chicago chauffeur. murdered
zsEf.rank saylor killed Henry Henderson
a ahd uncle. Geo. Henderson. at Philadel-
Dec. 4Dr Tucker, Des Mo,ncs, Ia, killed
o oe,sH and self because OF wife's ,teal-
CIV. Banes. Rochester,, Ind, killed wife,
her employer and self. Jealousy the cause.
ls-Irenton. s. c.. b. B. Hughes. wife and
two rss.o daukhters murdered BY unknown
11@,B e na rob Peoria. ILL.,. national bank
/
| G60O: Mrs. Chadwick indicted on forR-
cry charge at Cleveland. o.
| A-Robbers looted Rice Station. MIMI.
bank securing ST 900
2S--Huntington, w. Va. Lucian and Ira
| Lucas killed as result of quarrel with
| brewery safe. securing $500.
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niceNonsouS

Jan. 1s-Drastic theater fire ordinance
passed by city council permanently Closes
several Chicago piaynouses
25.Mayor Harrison. Chicago; Fire Chief
'liams, Manager Davis, Ed Laughiin. VIM.
Sailors, Jas. E. Cummings and VIM. Nc
Mullen held responsible for the
26-Whitaker Wright, promoter Of defunct
London and Globe corporation, commits
suicide in London after being convicted
Of fraud and sentenced to yrs fmprison-
:x7-Mayor Harrison. Chicago, released
from custody by habeas corpus proceed
FEB s-Mayor Rose, Milwaukee. elected
pres. Am. Bowling Assn.
lsRps snns affndSns e. Louis exhibtt
uonal American Woman's Suffrage asso.
S-Buiidins. Commissioner Will 11ssn IN:
Noonan. ). +. Cunningham indicted Tor
snf Sessis to- United state.
causes much loss Of trade.
2s-Battleship Wisconsin breaks worlds
re rec % a,o Win 1$ineh guns. making out
29-Lake Superior frozen over for first time
~. 800 Moros killed by Americans.
Nae dies at hSRsy dfst earth
sIPres. Smith, of Mormons. confesses to
22177Battleship Kentucky sails from Hong
song raog 10 New York IN 5s days, breaking
Apr. ls-1sth annual continental congress Of
rational Society Of American Revolution
zo-Bandit Roeske given life sentence for
80 murder Of Otto Bauder in Chicago.
zz-Gar7oarn bandits N1edermeier. Marx
2s-Armored cruiser California launched at
San Francisco. i1
2s-Michigan Central train runs 1924 miles
May $HMethodist Ep,scopa, conference c.
meets at Los Angeles. $500 80
s.Se9ior Bishop Merrill resigns in confer,
FIBattleship Rhode Island successfully
Jun, S-Two battles fought near Victor.
GGG 9o, oet t;s troops and union miners.
1i 5eg mth 1e!ef df AsSasS demolished: T.
Jul: -Marblehead. O.. wrecked by dyna.
2onMrs; MAVERICK released from English
Aug. Tissues between. Turkey and. U. 8:
settled. National encampment OF Grand
=, Army Of the Republic meets In Boston.
), chanssilor Kniehts Of Pythias:
4I r1b.! e repna,ates verbal pledges for
22-President Castro OF Venezuela refuses
Sep. g--si9nals flashed around earth in OBJ.
H.
.;tralia. in IA seconds. :. =: -" /
1o-Russians cruiser Lena, which took shell
ter at San Francisco. disarmed to remain
till end Of war. - = :. = =" - .
0-Conductor Casper, Brakeman Wright
and Engineer Hoxie indicted for Glen
wood (Ill.) wreck - "a -. q
2S-Letter scoring labor signed '.Theodore
Roosevelt" causes excitement. Was
b satlrical in N. r., Post, n 4. -,
Oct. 7-Battieship Nebraska launched ct
9-Boston peace conference adjourned.
:l0-Robbers destroy bank at Freeland, Ind.
taking 90, 900. @s :.I.
ll,,..Battleship Georgia launched at Bath,
4 ls4..Amsndment g canon Of Episcopal
l7-Episcopal convention. Boston. adopted
vorced persons. 4. 'S-s.s..s
2l-u 8. court martial .finds Capt, Hitch
81 And J lieutenante guilty Ia connection
With lynching of negroes 1t 6tat0sboro,
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LyncbinSs

Jan. 7-Buena Vista, Ark. negro attempted
assault on white girl.
A.Butch Riley Megro). near Tallulah.
Miss; murder. Gilmore Moseley (negro),
in Sussex county, Va, after being acquit-
ted Of crime. Jumbo Clark (Eegro). at
15-"Generar' Lee (negro). In Dorchester
county. s. c.. attempted assault.
Feb. 3-John Winters lnegro). at Dodds-
VILE Miss, for murder.
Luther HOlbert and wife (negroes),
burned at stake at Doddsviile Miss, for
murder Of James Ea3tland.. Two Cleve-
land (Miss.) negroes for murder. -. Rich
~ sPringfield So mob: ~
F.. negroes. charged with murder, at
21-Montgomery STex.) negro for robbery.
25-13 negroes during weeks race war at
st. Charles, Ark
Jun: "A: Thompson (negro>. at Arlington.
TT. M Myers <nesro). near Crooks Covial,
15-j. Woods {negro) near La Grange, Ca
26-S. Durham (negro). at Europa, Miss.
Jul: l-John Jones (negro). near Carriers
1s.Negro. for assault on white man at
Clayton, La.
AYE sfst9 IT, negroes 9se during race war at
22-Negro assailant Of girl shot to death
and body burned at Cedartown. Ga.
29-Negro "trusty" at Laramie, Wyo.
20J. Bumpass (negro), for assault near
Hickman. KY.
Sep. NEGRO for assault near Crossett.
eBradley, -Brunson, Fla: negro murderer
Oct 2-J: Morrison (white). Kershaw, S.
c.; assault.
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Pathological

Jan; a22-M H':n Ala. swept by lorna
estimated at $900O.00o. NV :"
H~ III aaS hailstor,n on record caused
II ~Hiss:nsville, Mo-. ssT to2na eaoS raze, %
damSES At ! Grand Kapiss: Mics ~
25-Wind and flood in middle west cost 5
lives and property loss of $3,00j.OO0.
M-Garuthersyille (Mo.) cyclone kills 6.
M in 1n d;s "a cost u lyes
Michigan foods cost lives, S, 0o0, 600 loss
APR: l-OttaWa river submerges Lima. O.,
May - killed by lightning at Bessie. Okla.
w. killed In cloudburst Eear Fl. Collins,
zrTornado destroys New Liberty, Ill.
Jun. Pa killed, 2 injured BY lightning at
Tennyson. Ind. Flood renders Coz New
49, die in Indian territory floods.
'pC0ver 80 dle IN destruction of Ell Cobre.
Jq W. killed BY waferspoat at Clinton.
s ksass; City: Kaan r;, nunS I'd s!
a.Douglas ans Silver Star, New, swept
Avg saI 3sf l3i:;n sweeps Illinois and Mis-.
2oaMinnesota tornado kills Is. Loss, $s,-
22-s: Dakota cyclone kills c.
much damage.
3o.Trinidad, Col. struck by food Loss,
OCT So 2-H = Wassous. n. Mex. RACED by
Dec. 4-Rain breaks long drought through
out country.
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H-Lieut. Count Keller killed, Yamse pass.
25mRusssans defeated in A-hour battle at
Aug. 14-Vladivostok fleet nearly ami
hi.ated:. Ii: zS9 laps killed and wounded !;
16--Sarrender of Port Arthur demanded by
Japanese.
26-Big twelve day battle near Liaoy anx
results in great Jap victory.
Sep: 22-Ta pass taken by Japs. -.-..
afpG by svEe Finea
berg a second army.
2EJap tunnel into Port Arthur COM
Oct. 5-Peace congress asks for end Of war.
e-Russians take Mukden and Bentzia-
Rutze. Jap gunboat Heiyen wrecked at
Pigeon bay, 1877 drowned.
10-Gre2t battle OF Shalkhe river ends In
overwhelming Jap victory.
1-Number Of Russians killed in battle of
Shakhe river. 1900: wounded, 55S6S.
n! Kc,:i .s.! s:lt,e sst rs. on fleet Of
sinking ship. ''
AoGreat Britain demands explanation of
Russia for North sea incident J.
river battle to be 1850. ..Alexier ap-
of a ana
.-gret at action Of Baltic feet.
"n;y ,app ;as capture village Of Jerdagan
22Danger Of war between Russia and Eng
pute to The Hague commission.
Nov; 2-Week,s attack on Port Arthur re-
suits in great damage to fort. Departure
Of Russian Baltic fleet from Vigo. Spain
causes war scare in England
I4O,OOO Jap3 killed and wounded at Port
Arthur in last months w.
1o-Japan offers through England to end
war. Oner spurned by Russia " Mine
explosion at Port Arthur kills zoo Rus
Stars. Ger: stoessel asks armistice.
1s-Kuroki reported killed by shell. Report
declared false.
1s-Russian destroyer Rastoropny blown up
by own officers
21-Japanese ships capture German vesse,
trying to run Port Arthur blockade.
'22-Gen. Kuroki reported killed.
3O-Japanese capture 03-Meter Hill at Port
Arthur. losing 5000 men..Russian
p. cruiser Saiyen sunk by mine.
Dec. -Russian battleship Peresviet sunk hy
Japanese shells in Port Arthur harbor
8Reported that all Russian battleshins
and cruisers are sunk or DESTROYED.
Scar recalls Baltic feet from far east.
14-Russian battleship SevastopoI. last of
Port Arthur feet. torpedoed.
1c-Seven Russians escape from Port Ar
thur with dispatches for car.
1S-Japs torpedo Russian battleship Se-
vastopol losing two torpedo boats.
28-RepOrts say Gen. KrOndechenko Port
Arthur, Is killed and Stoessel badly In
jured, - -t..zE
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Past ear in Review
Chronological Record Of Most Important Happenings
at Home and Abroad During 1904

APR 90 a7 &c Nat; bank; Guthrie Okla:
5-Citizens' bank. Mcleod, Okla. Akron
co. Savings bank. Chicago Women's
Business club. --# .e=l4. ~
e-Wanzer 4 Co, Chicago grain merchants.
....Dow City Qa.) Exchange bank. :.
Buck Grove (Ia.) bank. s@ys
lS-McCoy's bank. Rensselaer, Ind.
May l2-Farmers' State bank, Nardln.
e4-First national bank OF Cape May. N.
j., closed by special order.
JG!. s7-F1rSt Nat bank, Saratoga, N. w..
Grinnel ua) First Nat. bank.
IS-MauStOn (WiS.) bank.
Oct. ll-Bank Of Plaintield. Wis, closed by
state commissioner.
Nov. l1-Federal Stock and Grain Co., Bos-
ton, assigns. liabilities $l5OOOO.
lI-6ecause Of run, Berlin, Wis, bank closes.
2S-Janney Co, Ottumwa. Ia. goes to re-
ceiVer.
25.,DayenpoEt. Wash. national bank de-
ciared insolVent
2S-Gen. Coxey. Of Mount Vernon, O., bank
rupt. Liabilities, $2S7,OOO
Dec. SC. H. Slack & Co.. prominent Chi
cage grocers Liabilities, $l67. 600: assets,
20-First national bank Conneaut, and Ma
rine bank, Conneaut Harbor, O., suspend.
2s-Dedham savings bank. Dedham. Ia,
closed
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0<ssjnss.s FoNurss

Jan. A-Auburn Qnd) Farmers bank.
lint. Ayr DAD Citizens bank; $45O0oo.
22-Cieveland (O) Produce EXCHANGE bank
and branches at Belford, Hudson and De-
fance. ~, ~
2a-E!khart (Ind.) Nat. bank.
30-New York, A. B.. Baxter & Co.. cotton
brokers': 5000. 600.
Feb. New Orleans. Kirby Lumber Co.
and Houston Oil Co.. .Clarksburg (W.
Va.) Traders Nat bank.
e-McGruder (Tex) Citizens Nat. bank.
1o-New York Equitable Nat. bank. Bank
11Nsyracuse N: ~ Exchange Nat. bank;
1s '0YSty ua.) Saving. bank. .% @...
2S-Opellka (Ala3 bank: $50, ooo.. .Tanton
(Mass.) bank; $600, 900. ...f
I-Garden Grove and Coin DAD banks.
's1 81 So sdo sully. New York cotton king;
21-Lonaconing (Md.) Savings bank:
banker. Providence. H.. .Nat,enai bank
o. Holdenville. Ind. =. susDsods opera-
31-Union Trust Boston; 31,ooo, 0oo. ], !. FED.
eral Trust. Cleveland 8. oo0 ooes E rs
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4-Ex-Gov. Lewis. at Columbus, WIS.
9-Sen. Vest (Mo.): aged -.
lo-Former Premier Rousseau, at Paris,
sep. so-sen. Hoar (A1ass.). at Worcester.
oct. III. c. Payne, postmaster general. at
25Hcorneiius Van Colt, postmaster of New
York city, Of heart disease.
2s-Ex- Gov: Nash CO.,. from heart disease
in Columbus. O. -
Nov. fudge e. H. Thaser. Clinton. Ia.
editor and politician.
1l-Alex Sutherland. last survivor of IA
Imous Balaklava Six Hundred" at Den
1s-ciara Conway. southern. educator. at
:Memphis....J james Coorey, ex-Missourl
; CONGRESSMAN, at Marshall Mo.
1s--Ex-judge Moran. Chicago, in New York.
Cool. Breckenridge, soldier. statesman.
editor ana lawyer at Lexington. Ky. H.
is. Thompson, ex-governor South Carolina,
22-Ex- Rear Admiral Bartlett. at ST. Louis.
Dec. 5-Rev. .Dorse. pioneer minister OF
northwest at La Crosse. wis. James
<Tyner, postmaster genera! under Grant.
1sIRev. 8 Luther H.. Trowbridge, Detroit.
Mich, at Los Angeles. Cal A.. IL !
H-Mrs. Mary Anderson, temperance work.
Or: and suffragist. at Laporte. Ind.
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Nothing Serious.

II saw Enpeck going into doctors
Office this morning" said Stringer. He
had an awful cut on his head that his
wife was responsible for z5ss='.#.
Il you don't say!" exclaimed Nibbles.
What did she hit him with ?" 2 =
; 3"Oh, she didn't hit him at al" ex-
planned Stringer. 1T was merely a
haircut she had given him as = matter
OF economy" News. ~:
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Whitney in New York; aged 6.
l5-U. s: Sen. Hanna CO., at Washington;
aged 81.
20-Prof. Herman Won Hoist, historian, at
Frieburg. Germany.
Mar. 2e-Gen. ". II. Payne, al Washing
ton; aged 70. 49,.
Apr 17-Judge A. II. Ward, in Cynthia, KY:
aged 80. =
N. T.; aged 62.
May 1-Col A. r. Keifer, ex-mayoc st.
4-sam Parks. labor leader. in Sing Sing
prison, y. y.
s-A. McNalls, in California, Of pneumonia
lex Cong. Sparks, in ST. Louis. Brig
Gen. Groesbeck, In st. Louis.
9-Sir H. NJ. Stanley, explorer, in London.
10-Brig. Gen. Swaine. at Les Metros, Cal
N-Former Cong: Carlos D. Sheldon: a.
Houghton, Mich.
26-Maj. Gen. Sir John c. McNeill in Lon.
don.
2S-Sen QUAY. at Beaver. Pa.
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Saw Through II.

Subbs-The cook going to quit next
Saturday? Great Caesar! Perhaps IL
you were to drop a hint that we intended
giving her nice present at Christmas
she might reconsider.
Mrs. Subbs (dejcctedly)-I did. dear,
and that's why she gave notice. She said
she didn't care To work any longer for
such scheming folk-The Waitress.
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COIl VS1lllOu.
Feb. "a men shot to
d e a t h at Goa
Creek, Tenn, in
fight b e t W e g n
union and non.
union miners.
Mar. '7-More than
2,WO laborers en-
ployed on building
in construction In
New York go out
on strike.
n-Peter St. Paul
elected president
Of national Window
Glass Workers as
ISOLATION.
22-Martial law de-
clared in Trinidad
mining section in
ACO1ora60 u. hac0 11ne
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1SIRussia - . u e
pared for war .'1 Charges ss' japan with With
treaChery.
is-5,Wo Russians drowned by breaking
21-ln preliminary Yalu river battles $500
a. Russians are killed.
S2-Four Russian torpedo boat destroyers
2s-Russian torpedo boat sunk. Port Ar
thur.
Mar. Japan denies Russia's charges. say
1.-Two Jap cruisers sunk of vladivostok.
11-Russia and Japan each lose torpedo boat
IN Po1t Arthur battle.
lo-Chinst sends mission to AlexieH to de-
clare neutrality.
1S-Russians cross Yalu ON Manchurian
rad. FLAPS cross Ialu: take Fenhaun-
2S-Japanese defeat Cossacks near Anju..
American and British flags hauled down
oS russians ut Newchwans. violating
treaty rights.
so1Japanese almost succeed In blocking
Port Arthur harbor.
APR; ils-Russian ba:tlsship Psstropavlovsk
drowned. ,ncladins Vice Admiral mi Maka.
roy ana vassili verestchagin:
msnd a. succeeds IN Makaron In COM
trashni destroyed. .Popedia badly dam
1s-AIex1er relieved by skrydlon.
22IDuring the Placing OF mines in Port Ar
1 thnr harbor. Lieut.: Pell and 20 men are
s5Attempt by kings. of England and Den
mark to end war fails.
z6-vladivostok squadron sinks Japanese
Transports
z7-Russian submarine boat sunk BY Japan
csc. 600 lives lost.
May laps rout Russians in Yalu river
battle. Jap losses. 800; Russian over 1000
2-Russla loses in battle of Kiuliencheng
1000 men and 10 officers. .73 Japanese
officers and men killed and drowned in
SINKING OF transport by Russians.
S-Attempt by Togo to bottle Port Arthur
fails
Port Arthur bottled.
@Togo's fleet bombards Port Arthur for
Two days: .Viceroy Alexieff escapes from
F9rt Arthur, fearing siege.
A5GJapanese torpedo boat destroyed of
1@Chinese hostilities against Russia be-
gun. .Japs lose two warships of Port
1e-Japanese dispatch boat Miyako sunk
I-Russians evacuate Newchwang. Rus
sian cruiser sunk by Japanese fleet of
katsumoto.
D-Japanese routed In advance on Mukden.
7A-Anju destroyed by Russians. >. Togo
Sinks Russian battleship in assault on
Port Arthur
2--Kinchou and Nanshan taken by Japs
Japanese loss. 744 Russian, $780,
s0-Dalny captured by Japs
Jun 5-Fussian gunboat Giliak sunk.
S-RussianS take Siamtsza.. japanese at
tack on Port Arthur repulsed
10-Japs take Siuyen.
2-Two Jap battalions stain In ambush
1.-TWO Jap transports sunk: 1000 die.
14-JapaneSe transport Idzumi sunk
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11

Who is that shabby looking man
over there?" .~
"de Is the president Of the bank
And who is that well-dressed
looking gentleman with him?"
That's his Office boy"
But why"
That's just it. Tie Office boy depos-
its his earnings in the clothing store
The president keeps his in the bank
N. Y. Sun.
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Great Expectation.

They're comparatively rich, aren't.
.they!" <~~. s-. sz=.
We'll, wouldn't say comparative
@ly,' but relatively They have 4 rich
uncle of whom they expect great things"
Chicago Journal.
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y uII. 1-EN-L e II I,
Gov. Cue (1a.), a,
,Des Moines.
81. z. Letter, Chi
cage, at Bar Har-
Dor, Me.
1G-Dr. n. S. Davis
in Chicago.
11-Rear AID miral
Greer. in Washing
ton: aged Y.
ce-Ex-Sen. Mitchell
(Wls.). In Aiilwau-
kee.
Jul. 7-Gen. Howard,
noted confederate,
at Washington.
12-"G 0 Id e n Rule
Sam" Jones, may
or. Toledo. o.
Aus. l-1l. E. Pat
tison. twice gov
ernor Of Pennsyl-
vania.: rs.
Mrs. n. A. Miles,
at West Point,
N Y.
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Sure to Follow,

did you ever have any difficulty in
making your guests at ease in converse
tion?"
Z NO." answered the hostess. Il ale
ways invite pianist OF reputation. AZ
soon as the music starts the conversa-
Star.
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=. A Modified .Apprec;atiou

"A Modified Appreciation.
DO you place any reliance on tho
weather predictions?"
Eyes," answered Farmer Corntossel.-
Il allus give 'em credit fer one thing
Fhe weather mentioned is always pro-
duced sooner or later, although the dates
aren't always strictly accurate. '-Vash-
ington Star. :
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AOA Wv - = 9~vs va
Philip l n . S..
Pres. sends con.
gress special mes
sage on Panama
resolution.
Gov. Garvin OR.
H., inaugurated
for second term.
C o v. B ate .
(Mass.) in q ug U.
rated second term.
....6ec'y Hay in
forms Gen. Reyes,
Colombian envoy.
that Panama Ques.
ton will not be re-
opened.
s. Sen. Diet
rich acquitted at
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11

He Wondered What She Meant
"Yes," said Charles, Il have had some
very trying experiences in my time.
I wasf struck senseless once
And when" asked Sybil, archly, 10.
you expect to recovery" - SmitA's=:
Weekly. s#>,ss $500
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She Butted In.

/. A nicely dressed doll-faced little girl
Of about Ave was standing on Dearborn
avenue near Lincoln park. She carried
flaxen- haired doll which must origin
silly have had face the replica of its
young owners, but was in 9 sorry con-
dition from being battered against the
wall. The little girl gave 1t z resound-
ing whack Just as an old lady came along.
Child, !" said the benignant old lady,
why do you treat your pretty doll 50 :"
The child's innocent blue eyes looked
Indignantly up as she answered: ],
II wish old women wouldn't butt ia
everywhere" ..=: . ...=.=
NY gracious!" was Ill the Old lady
said Q she hurried away, Chicago Il
ter oceAn.
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Tennptara.

Editor-In this article you say that
great deal Of thiever, is caused by hand
baggers. You mean sandbsggers. don'
you? @=s =....... ..... g..
Writer--No. handbagge.s. Women
who 60 around swinging handbags for
crooks In the shopping dkS(=ict to
grah.-Chicago News :1.#ss. .=.5 :. .
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Position.

Position.
On turning the corner the scrublady
who worked in the Office of rendering
establishment encountered another
scrublady.
She held her head high in the air and
passed her without recognition.
THAT woman scrubs in a glue fac
tory" she said to .herself-Chicago
Tribune.
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An Ample Supply.

And now" said the promoter, after
explaining his scheme, "I'm willing to
let you in on the ground floor" S
mot any for me, thank ycn," replied
the wise guy. "My wife has enough Of
those basement bargains at home to
last Us for 80 years. "-Chicago News s
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Only Had Two.

Tommy-Mummy, my boots hurtee
ne. - =
-.. Mother-No wonder. dear; you've got
them on the wrong feet.
Tommy-What are me to do den!
DeySs all the feet I've dot.-Ally Sloper
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aalRkIsln :! !!
Too Common.

Il EN- surprised; Fanny, that a bonnie.
young lassie like you should choose to-.
marry a. man with only one leg, OBJ.
served north-country lady to her pretty
hOusemaid.
/ Fanny equal to the occasion)-WelI5
ma'am, you see I'm very particular.
about such matters; and two-leRged men
are much too common for me.-Tit-.
Bits. -.
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@-RuSSianS los e
1900 in battle near
kinchou.
S-Admiral and 80
Russians drowned
in battle.
@-kaiping taken by
Japan.
O-Russian regiment
annihilated n e a r
Port Arthur.
Jul. 12-Port Arthur
y. attack repulsed;
30. coo killed, wound
ed.
.14-Tinkow occupied
by Japs. j a p s
take Kiaotung and
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11

Caught on the Rebound.
He-Are you aware that am some-
thing of a mind reader?
She-No. Do you mean to say that
you can read my thoughts?
He-Sure.
She-Oh, George, this is so sudCen!-.
Chicago News.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11
Next Best.

But you promised to take me to the
football game to-day
Il know it; but the game has been
postponed" ... sI
And I just had my heart set on go
Ing" %#
"Well-suppose we get out to the abb
batoirs. they're quite interesting.
Houston Post. sz.s
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11
No Doubt Of It

Mary-Have You heard the latest? !,
Ammo. What is it.
Mary-Well, don't know what it is.
or when or where it happened, but It's
about that cat, Jane Lighthead, so you
may be sure it's true.-Brooklyn Life.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11
4 Deonition.

Little Clarence-Pa, what Ii IN %
timist? $3.50
Mr.. Callipers-An optimist, my 90
= person who doesn't care whatshan,
pens Il Il doesn't happen to hi-s
Puck.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11
His DIsquietine Suspicion.

His Disquieting Suspicion. :.
DO you enjoy your wife's teas and
receptions?" ....--
No." answered Mr.. Cumrox; ito be
candid, do not. can't help harboringa
suspicion that If l didn't happen to bo
her husband Mrs. Cumrox would not con-
slider me Of sufficient social consequences
to be invited" Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11
Slim.

Slim.
read a Christmas magazine,
1t was the thickest ever sine:
The lads" were there
90 declare,
But not much reading in be:wiEe.
Chicago Chronicle.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-01-11
An Economic Arrangement,

An ECONOMIC Arr90Eeme0c. -
Christmas comes but once yea"
said the CHEEKY citizen. IS.
mo use of it's coming twice year"
said the morose person Must give
man a chance to save little money be-
fore he can spend t.''-Washlngton
Star. 80.