The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-11-18
Humorous

Tommy-Have you met the new
teacher YETI Teddy-Yes; after school
this noon. He won.-Ex.
Say, father, what is a nobody 7 /"
"A nobody, my son. is a prominent
woman's husband. w Washington Life.
Tess-Do you think Maries photo
graphs do her Justice2 Bess-Yes;
justice tempered with mercy.-Detroit
Tribune.
Youngwed-I want accommodations
for my wife. Hotel Clerk-SuIte?
Youngwed-You bet your life she is
Washington Life.
Rejected Suitor-I may be poor now,
but there was time when l rode in
my carriage. The GirI-Yes, when
your mother pushed it.-Grit.
Paw, Is IT true that death loves a
shining marx r. Il suppose so. WhyY'
Nothing. only / should think you'd
feel a good deal safer II you wore a
wig. Chicago Tribune.
First Old Maid-This census report
says there are 100000 bachelors in
the United States. Second Old Maid
Yes. and the mean old thing doesn'i
give their address either.-Washingt
Life.
Piggmus-To tell the truth, we have
to treat our cook as a member of the
family. Dismukes-Great Scott, Thai
would never 20 in our house. We havs
10 treat ours as a visitor.-Washingt
Life.
Al q = Mustard-Your wife's costume
tonight is charming. 1t simply beg
CARS description. Justin de Bunch
And that reminds me of a conundrun
why am l like a description.-Scis
sors.
McCush-Is this true that hear
De Mush-That In engaged? Yes
Congratulate mel McCush-I can
congratulate you on marrying any CIR
who is fool enough to want YOU
Cleveland Leader.
Mrs. Spudsworth, it seems to me,
said Mrs. Oldcastle. lis rather incline'
to loquacity" "StilI." replied her host
ess. as she Strengthened the $1,000 rug
'for a person as tall as her it amt s
bad as though she was shorter. Chi
cago Record Herald.
That's an auction piano you
daughters got, isn't tit" asked the sal
castle woman next door. mo, indeed
replied the proud mother Indignantly
what made you think that?" "Of
probably because it's going. going, &c
ing all the time. '-Philadelphi
ledger.
Hi Tragedy-Hamm made his debu
as a star last night, and l hear hi
audience was very cold. Lowe Con
edy-Yes, they were at first. Hi Tral
edy-Ahl only at first7 Lowe Con
! edy-Yes; then they remembered tbs
they had paid to get in, and they e
> hot--Catholic Standard.
Mrs. Ikki-I wish you wouldn't /
such a tight-wadl l haven't a thin
: to wear. Mr.. Ikki--Blinkin' Boreali
: Why, woman, you have the finest Sc
: coat in two degrees of latitude. Mr.
llkhl"aDQ W LAT VI IL AhcAc 6OCo III
! Blubberton staggering around in
e real sealette coat with plush trir
mings-Puck.
NO" said Miss Winthrop Bradle
Winthrop, your ancestors did n
e come over in the 'Mayfiower,' as mil
did, and 1 cannot marry your II
- you know why they did not?" repli'
Mr.. tombstone Smythe de Jones' I'VE
y I'll tell you. They were not the XIII
, Of people who travel on excursions
Saying which he strobe haughtily fro
: the ashington Life
A man who was wanted" by {
|. police had been photographed in S
e different positions, and the pictur
were duly circulated among the poli'
d The chief OF police in country toy
t. wrote to police headquarters Of I
- city in search Of the malefactor IL
l. days after the set Of portraits had be
issued as follows: II duly received {
Z pictures of the six miscreants who
e capture is desired. have arrested d
Of them, and the sixth is under obs
walton and will be secured shortly
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