Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-03-04


II I've cut great deal tougher meat
than this at home"
Doctor-Ah! out for a constitution
al? She--Yes; | walk two miles be-
fore breakfast every morning for my
complexion. Doctor--Is the drug store
so far as that?-Exchange
Mr.. A. Chromo?-Mrs. Newrlche--
And who is this by? Picture Dealer
THAT is chrome. madam. Mrs.
Newriche-Oh, yes, of course 1t is.
Now that you mention it, | recognize
his style.
Softleigh-When I-aw-awsked her
foh her hand in mawriage her bwutal
father thwcatened to--aw--bwain me,
doncher know Miss Cutting
just like her father. He always was
fond of joke.--Chicago Daily News.
Usual Invitation--A lady was asked
by another where she and her hus-
band had taken up their abode. "Oh,"
she replied, we are living by the
canal at present. We should be de-
lighted If you would drop in some even
ing"
A Proper Study.-Wall Street-So
your son is studying law. DO you ex-
pect that he will stick to 1t? Specu-
lator-Oh, no; just want him to know
enough about 1t so that he will be able
to evade it successfully. -Detroit Free
Press.
A Fight in It.-"As Shakespeare
says" remarked Cassidy, who was
fond of airing his book laruin oc-
casionally, whats in name"
well" replied Casey, "call me wan
that Oi don't like an Oi'll show ye."-
Philadelphia Press.
| Bearitt-Things were awfully dull
on Change today. Absolutely moth
ing doing in stocks. The buyers and
sellers failed to get together. Mrs.
Bearitt-Why don't you mark some Of
the stock down and advertise a BAR
gain sale?-Chicago News.
"Maude graduated from your cook
ing school last spring, didn't 'he?"
Yes; but she's going to take post
graduate course this fall" Then ae's
|
no; she's to be married to "A poor you.
man. Catholic Standard Times.
A Real Curiosity .-That is a curious
looking cane, major said the visitor.
"A memento of the war of the rebel
lion, l supposeT yes, Christmas
present" replied the old veteran. 1T
was made from the hollow log | occu-
pied at the famous battle of Bull
Run"
Lyles-Did you ever come across n
more conceited fellow than Bulger?
They say he is an atheist; and | be-
lieve he Is. Bonter--I wouldn't like
to go so far as that; but | do know
that he doesn't recognize the exist
ence of a superior being Town and
Country.
The Strange Hen-You'd hardly be-
! lieve it, ladies, but i'm that part of
the country from which | came in
cubators are unknown. The Modern
| Hen-Goodness gracious! | suppose
the simple minded folk out that way
| still believe that "A hens sphere is her
nest,-Town Topics.
Directions for Use.-The inventor OF
new feeding bottle for infants sent
out the following among his direc-
lions for using: when the baby is
done drinking it must be unscrewed
and laid iii "A cool place under the
hydrant. If the baby does not thrive
on fresh milk it should be boiled"
Deacon Good-Dont you think it
cruel for you to draw a fish out of his
native element by a sharp iron hook?
Fisher Boy-Its no fault Of mine.
When I'm just giving n worm a salt
water bath, what does a fish want to
hook himself onto my line for? It's
no business Of hls.-Boston Transcript.
Honest Policy.-An freshman some
years ago entered Mr.. IIauna's office,
took off his hat politely and said: The
top of the mornin' 10 yc. Misther Han
ma I've been told ye're wantin' o
help" Il have very little to do re-
piled Mr.. Hanna. with a quiet smile OF
humor. Then" said the Irishman,
I'm the boy for yez. It's little | care
about doin', sure; it's the money I'm
after"
Explanatory Rheumatism.-Ma
the colored washerwoman, was com
planning Of her husbands health to
one Of her patrons. Hes vey poly,
ma'am; ve'y poly. He's got dat ex-
clamatory rheumatism" You mean
infiammatory, Martha. EXPLANATORY
is from exclaim, which means to cry
out" Eyes, miss" answered Martha,
with conviction, "dat's what it is. He
boilers all de time
At a public school one of the boys
in class had committed some grave
infraction of discipline. The teacher