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Warren sheaf., 1905-06-08
Suffering j
Will Not Help Your
Disease, but Will
Weaken Your
Nerves.

Folks who think it is better to bear
pain than soothe it-are wrong.
Old-fashioned doctors used to say it
was better, because they had nothing
with which to ease pain but dangerous,
heart-paralyzing drugs.
But now, that a safe remedy has
been found, DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills,
it is wrong to suffer. for nothing can be
gained but weakened nerves.
"A safe rule to remember is: When
in pain, take an Anti-Pain Pill.
This will soothe your quivering nerves.
DR.. Niles Anti-Pain Pills relieve pain
by restoring the natural secretions, in
which they differ from opium and sim
liar narcotic drugs, which relieve pain
by checking the action Of the glands
They are sure and harmless, and are
the latest medical treatment for the
cure Of Headache, Neuralgia, Backache.
Rheumatism. Dizziness, Toothache.
Gtomachache, Menstrual (Monthly)
Pains. Also nerve irritations like Sea-
Sickness. Car Sickness, Sleeplessness,
Indigestion, etc.
Pleasant to take, quick in results.
II have used DR.. Miles Anti-Pain
Pills for sick, nervous headache. and
have received the best results I hear
tily recommend their curative proper
RAY A. WATROS. D. D., Iowa City, Ia.
Sold by druggists at 25c. Money back
II first box does not help. Never sold
in bulk. a54sf
Warren sheaf., 1905-06-08
Reid Arrives in ENGLAND

Plymouth, England, June s. The
American line steamer PHILADELPHIA.
having on board Whitelaw Reid, the
new ambassador of the United States
to the court of St. James, and Mrs. Reid
arrived here Saturday. Mr.. and Mrs.
Reid landed and took a train for London.
Mr. Reid on his arrival here was well
coined by the mayor of Plymouth, the
president of the commercial bodies and
the corporation of the people of Plym-
outh.
Warren sheaf., 1905-06-08
Alfonso Reviews Troops.

Paris, June 5.-King Alfonso, mount
ed, and wearing the uniform of Span
ish captain general, was the central
figure of a brilliant military review at
Vincennes Saturday in which an enor
nous crowd participated President
Loubet, the cabinet ministers and the
diplomatic corps were present.
Warren sheaf., 1905-06-08
Will Visit Alaska

Portland, Ore, June 5. Speaker
Cannon, of the house Representatives.
and large party of congressman and
their families have left this city for
Seattle, from which city the party go t.
southern Alaska for short visit.
Warren sheaf., 1905-06-08
Burglars Loot Post Office

Leland, ILL.,, June 5.-Burglars early
Saturday morning broke into the post
Office here. and with the use of nitro
glycerlnl wrecked the safe. Several
hundred dollars and large amount
OF stamps were taken and the men
escaped. No one in the village heard
the explosion, and the robbery was not
discovered until early in the morning.
Warren sheaf., 1905-06-08

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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
NOT GUILTY.

Only last June all eyes of the nation
were directed on oregon, and under
those eyes, oregon especially, the re-
publican part of it felt proud. Now all
eyes of the nation are on oregon under
far different circumstances, our two
tried and true representatives, Mitchell
and Hermann are being tried for a
heinous crime by the newspapers of
the country somehow connecting both
persons with the notorious land frauds.
Neither can answer the charges, until
they learn the motive Of the charges.
Yet the papers from the Atlantic to the
Pacific daily indulge In the luxury Of
large headlines calling attention Of the
public to these prosecuted men, both
deny any connection with the frauds
and continuously assert their inno-
cence. We are sure we voice the opin-
ion of all oregon when we assert the
innocence of both men. II their word
at present is not to be taken above
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
1rNIoNTowN SALOONS.

There is a strong temperance society
in ITniontown, composed of nearly all
the prominent citizens. The society
has built large hall, where meetings
and dances are held. 1t is opposed to
any saloons in that end Of the city,
and at the election last November 1t
voted for prohibition by an overwnelm-
ing majority. According to the law,
the saloons must close up on January
1. This they failed to do, and the peo-
pie are determined that the law shall
be enforced. In this they are right
and should have the support OF the
officers and every citizen in Astoria.
It is a residence portion Of the city.
The population of Uniontown exceeds
1000 people. Many families live there
and are raising families. They are
opposed to the existence Of any sa-
looms in that locality. They are not
interfering with the rights Of anybody
else or attempting to extend the pro-
hibitory law to any other section OF
the city. This is a right they are en-
titled to and one they should be per-
mitted to enjoy. There are saloons
enough in Astoria without crowding
them in to the residence portion Of the
city. The saloons of Uniontown have
been a nuisance for several years.
Many disgraceful rows have resulted
from their presence. The death Of
Sam Henirickson Sunday night was
caused by his being intoxicated and
has made the people Of Unitontown
more determined than ever to drive
the two saloons out. They do not care
where they go, SO long as they keep
out Of that section of the city.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
SPARKLING DENOUNCED.

| Rev. Father Angelo Rauber of the
faculty of st. Xavier's college, Cincin-
natl, in a recent address delivered in
Latrobe, Pa, created a sensation in
eastern Catholic circles by denuncia-
ton of sparkling" "Courtship is as
serious a proposition as the RESPONSE
bility Of marriage" declared the priest
TT should not continue longer thar
seven or eight months It Is the duty
of mothers to ascertain the intention
of young men. do not approve of the
family deserting the parlor when the
young man calls. He should not stay
longer than 10:30 o'clock" Father Rau-
Der then went on to explain the desir-
ability of short engagements. If the
couple are truly in love, he said. they
do not need many months to find it
out. II the suitor is not in a position
to marry. he should not keep men VINO
are away from the young lady. II
there is the slightest doubt of his fit
ness for her hand. the parents should
prohibit his visits until they are salts
fed of his moral worth. If the girl is
disposed to be coquettish, she should
not be allowed to Jest on one of the
holiest of emotions.
Father Rauber's theory will be found
acceptable by all fathers of daughters.
1t is undoubtedly convenient that the
courtship should be cut short, if mar
riage is intended, as the period when
the young man." having stumbled
over the door-sill and hung his hat
gracefully on the floor, inquiries, red
up to his ears IL "she' is at home, and
then sits on the book you are reading
or your wife's fancy work, is trying,
indeed. The sooner he replaces with
the sangfroid of the lover, the sooner
you can smoke his cigars and borrow
his spare cash. The gas bill, too, will
be appreciably lower, after those visits
terminating in the wee hours are things
of the past. The younger sisters will
not be in a continual turmoil, wonder
ing whether 1t is not one of them, after
all, he comes to court, when the couple
have finally gone into the SKA fiat.
You will not have to lay awake all
night, while your wife posters you with
reproaches because you do not assert
yourself and tell him plainly that day
light should not find him lingering at
the gate. Short courtships! cry the
fathers, the shorter the better, and
may all the girls get as good husbands
as ourselves.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
MARINE NEWS.
Two Vessels Are 5arbound for Several
DAYS.

The steamer +, A. Kilburn Is due In
this morning from Coos Bay with a
general cargo,
The steamer Rosencrans left out
yesterday morning,
The steamer Alliance arrived In yes
terday on her regular run,
The Columbia river lightship Is to
be brought in for repairs as soon as
practicable. During her absence from
her station the place will be marked by
a gas buoy which win be placed.
An inspection has been made OF the
steamer Myrtle of the Calendar Trans
portation Company, ana she is reported
ready to so into commission within a
few days.
The steamer Robert Hind Is loading
lumber at Hume's mill. The Beaulah
is also taking on cargo there.
The British bark Durbridge is In
the lower harbor barbound since the
27th.
After discharging cargo at the o. r.
& N. and A. & C. docks the steamer
Alliance left up the river for Portland
yesterday.
The steamer Rosencrans was report
ed in several papers as barbound. but
this was an error. She left out over
the bar at l0:S0 yesterday marning.
The barkentine John Palmer has
been in the harbor for several days
waiting for a tow.
The French ship Jules Gommes Is
barbound, in the lower harbor
The bar last evening was reported
moderate"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
THERE ARE OTHERS.

The death of the original gold-brick
man is reported, but the business viii
continue as usual at the old New York
stand, and throughout all the various
branch Offices established throughout
the civilized world There is not much
difference in purchasing gold brick
than buying stock in gold mines and
oil wells. Astoria has been pretty well
worked in these lines, and several pro-
moters who make periodical tours to
Astoria are expected to arrive within a
short time. Very few business men are
caught by the smooth promoters, but
there is a large contingent who are al
ways ready to take a chance in any
scheme whereby they can secure some
thing for nothing, and they usually get
what is coming to them. They ex-
change a few dollars for piece OF pa
Der bearing the inscription, mining
stock. The mines having no value.
the intrinsic worth of the stock certi-
ficate Is simply the cost OF printing H.
There is not mine on the Pacific coast
that is paying, that there is any stock
for sale. If a mine is paying, or can
be made to pay by development, there
is no trouble to interest capital in 1t,
without sending agents all over the
country selling mining stock at 10
cents a share.
A large number of people of Asto-
ria have invested in these mining
schemes, but not one of them has ever
realized a cent on the investment. The
only difference in buying mining stock
and shooting craps. is that there is a
possible chance of winning something
at craps, notwithstanding there is IS
per cent in favor of the dealer. In
mining stock there is 10 per cent in
favor of the promoters. He gets all
a man has and charges him 10 per cent
for investing his money.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04

The Palace Turkish baths are a
source of delight to the patrons who
frequent the establishment--courteous
treatment and your comfort guarded.
Lady attendants furnished for lady
patrons by appointment. These baths
are especially recommended by the
leading physicians Of the city and re-
spectfully solicit your patronage. Turk
ish baths and bed $1.00. Russian bath
so cents.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
AN APT PUPIL.
How a New Clerk Caught Onto the
Tricks Of the Trade.

How a New Clerk Caught Onto the
Tricks of the Trade.
A handsome woman came into a
drug store and asked
Have you DR.. Browns Cough
syrup?"
mo. man," answered the young
clerk.
The lady went out, without buying.
The boss scolded the new salesman.
"why. sir; you must never be so stupid
again. II you haven't what customer
asks for, show 'em something else, and
say it's just as good or better"
The next day another lady called.
Have you DR.. Carter's Liver Pills?'
mo. nam; but we have DR.. Browns
Liver Oils. which are just as good, or
better"
That's the way Of the average store
IL you ask, "Have you as good clothes
as Herman Wise SELLS" they will an
swer: mo, but we have something just
as nice or better" but they haven't
1t.
See the Point?
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
LOCAL LEGISLATION.

1t is somewhat amusing to read Of
the local legislation proposed by some
of the cities and towns in Oregon, The
Hillsboro common council recently
passed an ordinance prohibiting old
cows from running at large, but no
mention is made OF young cows, The
marshal. whose duty 1t is to enforce
the ordinances, must stand civil serv-
ice examination on bouvineology In or
der to distinguish the age of the cows
found running at large.
The common council of Forest Grove
has enacted an ordinance prohibiting
chickens to range off the owners
grounds. Pat Cronin is the town mar
shal and he tried to enfore the ordi-
nance for two days and finally notified
the council that il he was to watch all
the chickens in the burg he would have
to have his salary raised. He says ne
can tell the age of a chicken by its
front teeth. but doubts the theory of
scientists who claim that they can be
caught by putting salt on their tails.
The good people of Seaside have pc
titioned the common council to have all
the saloons moved from the business
streets and corraled on some vacant lot
on the outskirts of the town. A high
board fence is TO he huilt around them
with only one entrance. Over this en-
trance the words printed in large gothic
extended letters will constitute the sign
over the door: He who enters here
leaves hope behind This is the best
method yet suggested for regulating
the liquor traffic.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04

that OF Puter, etc. then what does a
long and upright life count for one
that has been devoted faithfully TO up
building the state and all her inter
ests, We surely believe an upright
life counts out the present smaoks Of
persecution. in evening up old scores,
and not only the grand jury is leaking,
but the persecution is also,--Toledo
Reporter.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
Greatly in Demand.

Nothing is more In demand than a
medicine which meets modern require
ments for q blood and system cleanser.
such as DR.. Kings New Life Pills. They
are just what you need to cure stomach
and liver troubles. Try them. At
Chas. Rigers' drug store. Csc, guaran-
teed.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
EIGHTEEN HURT.

Collision Of Trolley Cars in New York
Street.
New York, Jan. Slammed with
passengers returning from Brooklyn
theaters. two trolley cars have come to-
gether in a rear end collision in Jora-
lemon street Immediately beside an
entrance Of the subway tunnel. Eigh-
teen persons were wounded.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04

For pure drugs. and prescriptions
by a manufacturing chem
LIST go to DR.. C. f. Linton's drug store.
1895 Franklin avenue. A complete
stock of everything pertaining to a
drug store is carried. II
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
Liabilities.

This shows the excess of liabilities
to be $179,70O.57, whereas year ago
the excess was only $164,261.s2, a diff
ference of s15,45s.45. This apparent
discrepancy in the city's finances is
more than accounted for by the
amount paid for the street improve
ments and on which the property own
ers have availed themselves Of the
five-year installment plan in reimburs-
ing the city. The auditors report
shows the receipts of his office during
the past year to have been $11,576.50,
segregated as follows: Fines and for
FIXTURES, $11.15O50; cemetery fund
$l99; building permits, $27.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04

Closing out sale Of toilet and mani
cure sets at woodfeld's Art Store will
commence today and continue during
the week.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
CITY FINANCES.
Report of Auditor Anderson for the
Year 1904 Filed Yestedday.

The financial report of City Auditor
Anderson for the quarter ending on
Dec. 81 was filed yesterday and shows
the city's financial condition to be as
follows:
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
See the Point?

1uBInBlssH sI6lS MsN sQl lB sIels6o
6va Is1BM IeouS 10 luTod sHoL
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04

Cooking Apples, 60 cents at Astoria
Grocery.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04

Best meals in town at the New Style
Restaurant.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
Today's Weather.

Portland. Jan. 3.-Oregon-Wednes-
day, fair.
Washington wednesday, fair;
slightly cooler in eastern portion.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04

kE-oraers for the delivering Of THE MORNING
Historian to either residence or place of business
nav be made by postal card or through tele-
rhone. ANY irregularity in delivery should be
Immediately reported TO the once Of publication
Telephone Main 66t.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-01-04
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

THE sEMl-WEEkLY ASToRIAN.
BY mail, per year, in advance Isl 90
New-York tribune., 1905-07-28

demand with the coming OF the cooler weather
II is shown IN blue chambray with yoke Of eyelet
embroidery. The combination Of materials Is
charmingy effective one. and also Is suggestive
Of other things for when the embroidered linen
is no longer to be desired. pretty silks treated In
the same way can be substituted the yokes can
be made OF the material trimmed with banding
The quantity OF material required for a girl Of
ten is 513 yards p inches. AS yards 81 inches
81 yards 1 inches wide with / yard IS inches
wide for the yCFA and cuffs.
The pattern. No. 5ll5, is cut in size girls
Of six. eight, ten ana twelve years Of age.
The pattern will be sent any address on re-
cetpt Of 10 cents Please give number OF pattern
and age distinctly Address Pattern Department
New-York Tribune. II in d hurry for pattern send
extra two-cent stamp and we viii mail by let
ter postage in sealed envelope
New-York tribune., 1905-07-28
Iy fy = STARTED.
Revival Of Interest in Mrs. Johnson's Idea
Launched Two Years Ago.

AIRS. Adelaide JOHNSON. the sculptor expects now
to be able to appoint active committee for the
organization Of the New-York branch Of the Ly-
ceuEn Club on OctOber / Mrs. Johnson has been
working on this plan for two years. having brought
II home with her when she returned from the
meeting Of the international Council Of Women IN
Berlin Ia the summer Of 1903. On her way home
she stopped in London where she was the guest
OF Miss Constance SmedIey
Miss Smedley is extremely interested in art and
II tAe woman movement, and she is the idol Of
very wealthy father. She organized the Lyceum
C1un IN London. to be composed Of women IN the
professions and arts The membership. Of leading
women Of letters and wives and daughters of
reading men OF letters. conferred eclat upon the
new club It bought beautiful and convenient
clubhouse, in which the various eating
the garnut from one where busy and in1pecunious
working woman slip in and dine for quarter
aho N q shirtTaist certain that eye OF fashion
VIII mark her. up to the swell cafe wherein
ana women are dining In evening dress.
The club holds exhibits Of the work Of It's artist
members. boxes and ships the work Of members to
sd gvss E99o III knd5 506 Of Z snd 8afs
ts 70 ohose seeking employment. and all sorts OF
NJ Miss smedeys idea was to have a branch in
AT3a{g Az greaI european capital and two or three in
M eieo o1 aafher instead Of branches, IL was TO be
world The member who joined in Chicago would
The cIagb 7vd1,fT mHm6er BERN in LONDON or Berlin
and and Dr@Sfessgps @ IN every part Of the world and
EIe-AS tASfn al Known TO another Mrs. John
G.r, vas Vas, coInmlssloned to organize the club IN
t. lew. fork Other American women placed on the
Rt.oElSonal :. committee with her Mrs. Dfnlies
I. > Denisou at that time president of the Cen
era! era! Federation Of Women's Clubs Mrs. Alice
eniorse Earl Of Brooklyn: Mrs. Frances Hodgson
6Tornest; Mrs Mary E wilkins Freeman Miss
Barnard College Mss FI5sa ,55rb,,r am dean OF
Euth McEnery Stuart and Miss Hazard, presi-
dent OF Wellesley College.
II mas been a difficult thing TO get this provi-
slonal committee interested Miss Glider got so
lar once as to publish article on the matter In
ne ma5gazine OF which she is editor Conditions
seem direrent in New York and London Two
years have passed and the New-York Iyceura is
not yet organized There doesn't seem 70 be any
demand Tor IL Mrs. Johnson has never lost her
Interest," however, and now announces that she
nopes 20 be able 20 appoint active committee
New-York tribune., 1905-07-28
HouSesyfx,eS' Exchange

-, husband must be strong, IT. must
The ioeai H~u9S ~ vvorshto strength ne HLs -
physicai4y s@a-+,ess Of purpose must ''4N -
possess -. con vtctions, even tnoush .s 1S
couEase = " t,b those of his wife. ne So -
Al va F. rave her own indiViooAllS -,
ns 80 - sact. her opinions reel W. ,L,,d
80 -senact nor are they receiver a. 80 .bsr,
= -, ~ rser4or when she venture =. .na fart
u 80 - -, husband Gees not lose sieht u 80 -
Inc i@e@' 20. through courtesy. attention atiu
ne "O - bas the wisdom to realLe ei. tie. - 81
@ 'Se.ofior will be none the 80 e3d there
T6ef she is now so nue.. ~ homage so dear TO
fore unstirtingy yleios ~"
TIE deal husband does not notIfggt and although
.s,y,eS the attitude OF slppI'0b p he maintains IN
I-srriaEe has made him Iaas'edh. ds.votae He knows
measure. the p3s,gifh VII an ABUNDANT nlagina ton
NE w. 1,aulfDld excenencies may. 60 ~ II fhat
oniy in her flights OF taI,e' '
ne Eeeps & &p IDEAL husband cannot eoIen' I ~ c6n %
,ytfe's mistakes ne mas - ~ bsT The sta nchest
demn mem; tne.o;,ers and sympathy in the t'a5S th her
daIiy come into her lire 51e - he Steps forward.
~ WIN eager helprulness 70 SNl'
sorrow, ,...,,a Gives willingly and gladly what
me loeI, I,,befher II be from tuH eon7' VI q
slender purse sss1.band oftentimss prefers resitgi M
.I ne eTering At hsme. yet ne ne ,o1,rs there and
wiz has passed most OF irsaIion II-s OF change
oeeasionaty t ideal husband Is gentle tsae r,,iing
thoughful. he is yet nSS ni sentences he almost
20 .oss5s ne 10 have passed the reins o. SON''
hands o. ~ nis rSnmisitss in the marital state ar are
.lisfv of tastes. congenaiiy AM ~ Tine viii
nonrestrsint- The iaeal a. women can withstand
eYoge 1asb ~ devotion from q nusnana -S VIZ ~ ~
noG erainstsd the attitude ei the woman does
al ina nsnSbbo abo %oaid stray from her asaIHSe se I5Ss 6
her husband , ssnd,sq tss1 dsToton 5s% sa 81
--Ifxs hethtown. n Ss
New-York tribune., 1905-07-28
KING HERE
Orcner of Calf of Man Prefers To
Be american Citizen.

On the Teutonic, which arrived here yesterday
vas " L. D Cary OF Oakland. Cal who enjoys
the unioue distinction Of beng the sole ruler OF the
Calf Of Man. island in British waters some Ave
hundred yards from the Isle OF Man.
Mr. Cory Is naturalized citizen, and says that
while abroad he saw nothing OF such extreme
,tarssr that il could win from allegiance TO this
country"
THE Calf OF Man came 10 me as an Inheritance" :"
he exnlafned 1T given 70 OF my remote
ancastors bv a former ruler OF Great Britain for
services performed for the crown Ny father was
the iast owuer OF the isle. and. In MS lifetime the
tsxafion OF the Isle abolished my father prov
ING bv the OF. .gnal deed OF gift hat Il exempt
psrifameut sustained his position The is.e Is nv=
miles IN circumference ana has SO acres OF land.
40 OF which are IN htgh state Of cultivation
Araarican millionaire