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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
lcoitirulaeidn dc Ia pdQina Sal

tCoitiralaei6n dc Ia pdgsnd ~
Ell pueblo de Rio Piedras, desean'
do xque SO restaure Ia TRADITIONAL cos
tumbre do las fiestas populares en- no.
nor de la Virgen del Pilsr,s acordo
un programa que recibimos impreso y
que 81 muy interesante.
Habra funsiones religiosss, bailes
dc soeiedad, de obreros y de nihos,
globos asreostaticos y tuegos do arti-
ficio. dianss, slboradas, carreras de
cintas, rttretas, juegos atleticos, ve'
lada lfrico litsraria, iluminaciones pd'
blicas. panegirico de la v(-gen, limos
mas & los pc bres, etc.
Exlste un gran entusiasmo y es SO.
guro que q Rio Piedras ira mucha
concurrencia de San Juan de otros
puntos.
Ell seQor Berries, alcaide de la
carcel de San Juan, que cesara en- su'
destino el 10 del corriente, sera desti'
nado como escribiente del Departa-
mento superior de Sanidad.
Con motive de la lluvia dc es-
tos diss, se han retrasa ado .algunoi CO.
rreos de 10 isla.
Ell Depuratlvo Ruso Makh arc #
cura positivaments las sfecciones del
higado, erupclones, manchas en- la
cara, pecas, caspa, la tina, griesaa er
los pies manos toda clase de ma
nifestaciones herpssicas
-Abdon del Vale Toribio Aqui
no, fueron arrestados hoy en- ell puen
to de San Antonio por haber tenldo
uno question de la cual Sc fueron las
mar os, sacando el primero un cuchi
llo que 10 fu6 ocupado por ell policia
Alfaro. FL Juez Bazan absolvi6 {
Aquino, condenando del Vale a s.
de multa.
Ell Depurativo Ruso Makharof
hace desapsrecer los dolores agudo
en- las articIlaclones y en- los huesos
incluyeudo los trastornos do csracte
sifilitico.
Nos escriben de RIO Piedras;
<En el vapor de aver salieron pa
rR los Estados Unidos los estud!oso
6 teigentes j6venes Nicolas Cantre
Rodriguez, que con un brillante dis
curse SO despidiS de sus amigos,
compafercs, y Amador Jimenez, hi
de nueatro distinguido correliglons
rio don Franc.s:o Jimenez, de Vega
Bsjs. Ambos posesn ell certiticad
normal elemental. FL primero Sc di
rige & la famosa Escuela Normal 8 lu
dustrial de ia saba direction de Boo
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05

Sc vends un motor de gas, sists-
ma Mietz Il Weiss, 81 meior que Sc
fabrics en- Estados Unidos. Un arboi
de trasmisi6n con su chlmassra Una
volsnte de hierro, grand', con sus
correas Una mtquina de bacer me
dias y calcetinsS, sistema Brauson
Machine Co. Patsnt-, Phila, Pcnaa.
Otra maquina de coneluir mcdiss y
cslcetines sin cdstura sistsma T. w.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
I'm BUEN NEC0C|0

Hspworth i Co. Phila. Psnna. Una
dsvanadora con 50 bovinas, 30 moldss
de msdias y salsstinss, 1A lbs. de
algod6n de distintos colorss inaltera-
blss. Una sstufa y vsrios dtilsI
complemsntsrios para Ia instalasi6n
de una fabrica de nsdias y salsstinss.
Breeios s iniormes, D. Jsets Eoratier,
Caguas, P. r.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
mi nnAnIOu Una casa comisio-
VOIOVUVIONl cesitA un AmnlaRdO

que sea buen correspousal Ingl6s y
Espahol con sufciente praetica y 90.
nocimientos generates sobre trabsi Jos
de o1cina.
Es condicion indispensable que
sspa msnejar "a maquInllla y que CO.
nozca la estenogra6a, 81 possible. Re-
Quierense buenas referencias.
Direction; Reausol, Apartajo M
Ponce. m. d.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
Julio &. de Arttsga

PiaHista, Professor Organista,
Ex- -slumno del Conssrv&torio do Pa.
ris, do 1883 4 1883, en- que obtuvo
primer premio. Professor dc piano y
ammonia etc, en- ell Conservatorio de la
Habana 1,Se2 & 95, y del alsman de
New York de /, s0l 4 1904.
Sc ofrace al pdblico de ssta Capt.
tai dara lecciones de solfeo y piano,
corsos nledians y superior.
Ammonia, contrapunto canto isis
tema LamIerti) sn todos aus srados.
Dara precios & quien los solieits
porsonalrasnts en- su rssidencia inssri'
ma, FortaleEa
San Juan, y Set'snbre de 1905.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
OESDf ACUAO|LLA
(ConkntossS~ Dc Ia Ddsa,a ~

(eonknuossS~ de la pdsisa -
nuestro resp pe'able amigo don Rodulfo
Hernandez Lopez, active y diligente
juez de psz de esta ciudad.
En- la tarde del domingo on una
extensa sabana radicada en- el barrlo
de <Caimitsl bsjo,s Go este tetmino
municipal, tuvo efe4t1 un gran dsaa-
flo de Base Bal entre los teams 81 ode
penders <Caribes, salisndo vittorio
30 por segunda vez ell primero POI
nueve carreras sobre ell seguodo.
Mario Morales,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
Mario Morales.
= Ell SOL'' y

Csmpakia' dc ssguros ssbrs Ia
vida, dol Canada.
--CC-
Rss~ssSn dc ssnssssrss pos&1ss on Pn~'te
Rec per Ia CsnssfNS do Ssg0os
Ssbr la vtds, Gel 6OLe de o.
aAA<, 4 los BtnaketA&ss IL
los P6hnSs @ysasxts:
PUERTO RICO
Falieiano Carbia, San Juan. . 5000
EiEinio Lopez Cachada, SaR
Juan ~. -. 49,. 5000
Manuel kernaix Vidal, Ca
rol1na ...... -. 80. 1850
Francisco Msndez, Caguas.. 1900
Antonio Gusrch, Csguas,. $500
Ramon Bargueras, San !Le-
The evening world., 1905-10-19
PRIEST CAUGHT
Thief ROBBNC
the POOR BOX
Father King Fought Desperately
Until Father Duhigg Came
to Aid Him.

Rev. Father Thomas y, King. assist
ant pastor OF the Church Of ST. John
the Evangelist, at Twenty-nrst street
and Fifth avenue, Brooklyn, had a
fight yesterday afternoon with a thief
whom he caught In the act Of robbing
the poor boxes In tn ypstibule Of the
oaurch. The ARRIVAL Of Father Duhigg,
pastor OF the church, saved the young
er priest from serious injurious,
Sneak thieves have been making Wis
its TO various catholic churches IN
Brooklyn recently ana the game Is
that Catholic churches throughout the
city are invariably left open In the az
ternOon to allow members Of the con-
~gregatiOn 30 visit them.
Yesterday afternoon a young woman
who was entering tho Church Of ST.
John The Evangelist noticed a stranger
lettering about the vestibule. She notl-
fed Father King VINO hurried over TO
the church and seCrctlng himself In one
OF the confesslOuals, watched the man
for a while. The thief had a long wire
with a small hook on the end Of It,.
This hook Was covered With glue and
he was working this industriuusly up
and down the slot IN the poor box when
DE was bounced upon by Father KIng,
The thief put up a stubborn resistance
and was giving the priest a hard tussIo
when Father Dualgg, who had been
summoned, appeared and the priests
succeeded In throwing him to the floor
and keeping him there until the police
arrived.
Tie prisoner gave the name Of Vito
Desdlman and said he had no home.
In his pockets was about 500 In dimes,
nIckels and pennies.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
STOCKS LACK LIFE
IN LONDON MARKET.

LONDON, oct. N-Money. was in
good demand In the market to-day and
supplies were growing scarcer, Dis
counts were maintained.
Trading on the stock Exchange was
quiet. The fact that the Bank Of Eng
lands rate Of discount was not changed
hal a favorable influence, but did not
stimulate transactions, ConsOls were
Slightly hrner, Home Rails mostly
lad 2 better tone on satisfactory traf-
fo returns.
AmprICanS opened dull on New York
selling. he movement WEB etrati,.
Prices ruled a shade above barity, Tho
transactions were melgre, and the mar
ket weakened laer owing to lack OF
local support and closed fat with some
The evening world., 1905-10-19
SELLING FAILS
TO STOP COTTON RISE,

Heavy selling for profits failed TO stop
the upward rise Of Cotton In the mar
ko. to-day, prices advancing sharply on
good cables and weather news,
The opening prices were: october, 90
bid. November, none, December, 9s3 to
99i January, lO,0l to 1905 February,
1909 to lOll; March, 1918 10 lOls; April,
1920 BID; May, 1925 10 1926 June, 1880
offered
The closing prices were; october, 97S
q o.1j; March. 9T to $50; December,
$50 70 9Ni: January, 1905 70 1906; Feb
ruory, 1913 to lOl5, March. 1921 to 1922;
April, 1926 to 1928; May, 1871 to 1882.
Market steady.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
WHEAT PRICES DR0P
ON FREE SELLING.

An advance IN wheat to-day was q
signal for some heavy so.llis by room
traders, and prices at once yielded.
Corn was strong.
New York's opening prices were:
WAeat-December " SIS; May, 81 s.s,
ChicaBo's opening prices were. Wheat
December, 81 Is 20 ST. July, 81. Corn
December, Si May, n l-2i December,
old, u l-2 bid.
New York's closing prices were.
Wheat-May % Ia bid; December,
q 7-S, Corn-May, 30 bid; December
dl-2.
Ghicaso's closing prices were: Wheat
december, @l-4 May, SO 7-s bid; July,
offered, Al.2i old, AIS bid, Nav az.
Tered Ais; July, a Ia January, ala
The evening world., 1905-10-19
REPUBLIC STEEL ELECTS.
Officers Chosen and Back Dividend
Payments Taken Up.

Charles g. Guthrie was to-day elected
chairman Of the boari ot the Republic
Iron & s.eel Company at a meeting in
the c~ompnny's Offices in this ely The
directors elected to tho presidency s..
@. Cooper, succeeding A. W Thompson,
Charles S Duffy was electei chairman
of tire executive committee, The COM
mIttee as now constituted consists OF
President Cooper, Chairman Duffy,
GrarV b. Schley. L. c, Hanna and
John w. Gates,
The matter OF paying back dividends
on the preferred stock was referred TO
the executive committee, with power.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
BANKER DIES FROM FALL.

PHILADELPHIA, oct, Ia-As a re-
suit of Injuries received on oct, u by
falling from a trolley car T. c, Carson
seventy-oae years old, q banker Of
Iowa city, Ia, died yesterday In a hos
pitai.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

Having used T. In ny family with
wonderful results, | want to urge all
In need OF It to take Father Johns
Medicine for 2 tonic and body build
er,"-Capt. w. c. R:a!sted, New York.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

Rev. William II, Shaw, pastor
South Primitive Methodist Church,
New BEDFORD, Mass, recommends
Father Johns Medicine for colds and
ell throat and lung troubles.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

interests, IRE decidedly bulllsh on BAL.
timore Il Ohio.
The curb market was again enlIvened
by brisk selling Of Chicago SUBWAY,
About 5000 shares were sold on a de.
scending scale from IS TO ", Most oi
the selling of this stock was for nc.
count OF Chicago houses.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

z. G, Troughton, OF CloYeianc, I
Ohio, Gays that ho and HE con audL.
Father Johns Medl:ine all that Is
claimed for It, Cures asthma, broa-
chitis, consumption, Net q patent
medicine.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
AMALGAMATEO COPPER
DECLARES DIVIDEND,

The directors Of the Amalgamated
Copper Company to-day declared the
regular quarterly dividend OF ia per
cont. This is the same rate as the daBt
1iVldend,
The evening world., 1905-10-19

stocks a shade above the lowest quota
tons Of tho day. Canadian l,rlOe
Guctulted and improved a fraction at
the 'lrse.
japanese Imperial Skies Of 1901 were
quoted at lUi rs,
The evening world., 1905-10-19

INCOMING STEAMSHIPS.
DUE TODAY.
America, Hamburg, Hudson, Havre,
Roma, Naples.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
35c Instead of soc

Women's very line sheer coDweb
Isle IN black, HermSaori dye, with
or without spliced garter tops al
with extra double heel, sole and
toe, sizes So to ioi in three par
lots for $500.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
The Closing Quotations,

To.day's highest, lowest, closing prices
and net changes OF stocks from yesterdays
final quotations or last r0eorled sales are
IA follows. Net
The evening world., 1905-10-19
SHIPPING NEWS.

ALMANAC FOR TO-DAY.
Sun rises. sis Sun sets, 5l5'Moon rises o4i
THE TIDES
High Water, Low Water,
AN. Pm. AN. Pm
Sandy Hook. .,.,..ll.Oi liz ABB 5.S5
Governors Island. iii IL 20 46 0.Q2
Hell Gate Ferry, l4 10 6.G7 1874
The evening world., 1905-10-19
25c Instead of SOC

Women's fine sheer gauze Isle in
black also black with pure silk
nand-embroidsred figured fronts.
many new designs; all hermSdori
dye sizes Sh to 10.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
zoe Instead OF CSC

Women's medium weight black
cotton Hermsdorf dye double heel.
sole and toe; sizes 81 to 10,
The evening world., 1905-10-19
PORT OF NEW york.

ARRIVED.
iAtrla '''s''s'ss''.s' hailuuIk
Monroe ss'''''ss NoIIolh
lsnelu ,.sss,,st'. s''''''. bItNl"n
TeutOnlc ,,,,.,.'' ..'''''' LlNern Nv
Cientuegos '''s''''''"'. MahDhnll'
NaCuOchee ..'s''''s's''' ''''.' ShNanN'l
ri Ga s,s.,s''s''' s-''sss''' tNalNtslJ N
Olinda s''''''''s'. NNevFlNs
NngarN ,s.,s,s,'s '''s''s'''s''. Nlonlutsos
Proteus ..,...,., ,,.,,,..",.,New Oriea rs
The evening world., 1905-10-19

The tntal soies N stocks TODAY was
~. 10 shares and ~ bonds t25h7nno.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

SAILED TODAY.

Deutschland, Hamburg, Yl.il ian, Colon.
La Savoie, Hayre. Fl Vale, Galveston.
Republic. Naples. Jefferson, Norfolk,
Brooklyn, Azores. Bankheh, Uruguay.
Espcranza, Havana.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
81. 10 instead OF ST.. s

Imported Swiss ribbed merino
vest, in white, long and short
sleeves, tights to match, ankle
length.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
For Women.
ySc instead of 81. 90.

Fine ribbed and shaped cashmere
vest, in white, long sleeves, with
French sideband pants to match,
sizes 4, 5, 9.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
Friday: Always Bargain Day in
Dress Goods
soc All Wool Granite cloths, yd.,

81 inches wide, very desirable for children's dresses,
waists, house gowns, etc, These colors: Navy,
royal, garnet, cardinal, brown, tan, gray, reseda,
myrtle and wine.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

II costs money to issue a good
newspaper, just as it costs money to
make a good suit of clothes. You
can buy suit of clothes for 81, but
does that satisfy you? You can get
some newspapers for a song. But do
you want that kind? You take news
papers for the reading matter, the
presentation of facts, the news-you
don't care to buy so much white pa
per, do you? There is just as much
difference in the value of newspapers
as there is in the value Of team OF
horses. You can get cheap teams,
it is true. But il you are going to
spend your money for a team, you
don't throw away $50 for a team OF
cayuses that will do you no good after
you buy them. do you? The sam,
applies to newspapers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

1t is a compliment to the loyalty
Of Pendleton people TO know that the
Hub clothing establishment, which
came to Pendleton to revolutionize
trade. has folded up its tent and de-
parted from the city. Pendleton mer-
chants are more strongly indorsed
in this fact, than in any other man
ner ever expressed. The stability of
their institutions. the justice of their
prices and the high standard of their
goods have received an unqualified
Endorsement in the departure of Mr..
Strain with his stock Of shoddy cloth
ing. which he hoped to unload on
Pendleton people. This loyalty 10
established. legitimate Pendleton in
stitutions is one of the most touching
incidents ever witnessed in business
circles in this city 1t is rebuke
to all future fakirs who have an eye
on Pendieton. Astoria and other Or
egon towns listened to the TRADES ol
Strain and he has maintained largc
stores in several places-but in Pen.
dleton, nit.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06
YOUR SHARE OF PRODUCTS.

II the 1904 products were equally
divided, every man. woman and child
in the United States would receive
one barrel Of flour, 200 eggs, 14O
quarts of milk. more than half of
which goes into butter; one bushel
of apples and two and a half bushels
OF other fruits and berries, three
bushels of potatoes and two bushels
of carrots, beets, parsnips and tur-
nips; eleven head of cabbage and half
as much lettuce, cucumbers and eau
Iiflower; 2s bushels of corn, usually
in the shape of beef. pork and poul-
try. besides 20 pounds of cotton, six
pounds of wool for clothes and
enough leather for two pairs of shoes
says the New York World.
These raw materials at present
wholesale prices would sell for about
$50. The size of the average Ameri-
can family is five and a quarter,
which would make the family share
OF this years crop cost ;262.
The bare necessities OF life do not
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

, Go to your work and be strong.
, halting not in your ways,
, Baking the end half done for
, an instant dole of praise;
, Stand to your work and be wise.
, certain of sword and
, pen.
, Who are neither children nor
, gods-but men, in a
, world of men.
, -Rudyard Kipling.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

poiitan. unearths one OF the most
grewsome doctrines that has been ad-
vanced by science.
In investigating the human emotion
OF fear in the darkness. one of the
commonest and most perplexing of
the emotions, he follows this strange
attribute of the human family, back,
through all of Darwin's succeeding
steps. of evolution, to the monsters
of the deep, who trembled in the
shadows of the wild seas, when being
pursued by other monsters OF more
ferocious Rppetites and appearance.
While the animal has evoluted into
the man. according to Mr.. Serviss.
the emotion has remained unchanged
and still clinss TO the refined. the ed
ucated. the hish and the low, as one
of its ruling passions, in spite of
itself.
He says:
The widest dreams Of Edgar Allan
Poe do not hurry the readers imagin-
alton into misty midregions" more
weird and wonderful than those into
which some of the leading specula-
tive minds of our day are boldly en-
deavoring to advance the standards
of science.
The history of love and hate and
fear. and all other forms of emotion
experienced by human beings, no
longer begins a few thousand years
ago. on the banks of the Nile. or of
the Tigris or Euphrates. but now
--kes its origin deep in the gulf of the
geologic ages. Science drives back
the lines of heredity with utter dis
regard of the frontier. once supposed
impossible, between the human and
the brute. And the startling thing is
that the psychic relationship is car
ried back as far as the physical.
Take simple example. You. per-
haps, have an uncomfortable shrink
ing or creeping sensation when you
go alone into the dark-or at any
rate, you did when you were a child.
Now we are informed that this ter
ror Of the dark is a reminiscence of
the fears experienced by ancient in
hnbitants of the deep. whose enemies
lay in wait for them amid the gloomy
shadows of sunken rocks, and in sun
less abysses, and that the imperisha-
BILE impression thus made upon the
nervous system OF those archaic
creatures has been transmitted
through all the rising forms that have
succeeded them in the progress OF or
gunic evolution. and still manifests
its power in the unreasoning dread
which paralyzes the brain of man
when "a flood of darkness envelopes
him,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06
PUBLIC SCHOOL BOOKS.

Oregon was once cursed with the
most vicious and unbearable system of
supplying public school books, that
ever blighted any state.
For a series Of years, just before
the present school book commission
was created. the school books changed
almost throughout. with every term
of school; poor people were compell-
ed To buy new books for the entire
family with nearly every year. and
the curse was almost unbearable.
The entire matter was in the hands
of the state superintendent and was
made toy of his whims and avarice,
it is alleged
Since the creation Of the school
book commission, and the adoption
Of school book series for term of
six years, matters have become more
bearu5le. while yet not perfect
The next step for Oregon to take
in this matter is the adoption of the
Kansas idea, of state text books by
which every child is furnished with
every book needed in the public
school. II the public school system
means public education OF all children
alike it must include the elements of
the education. as we'll as the finish
ing touches
Hundreds OF poor children are de-
MED the full enjoyment Of the public
schools, because Of the multiplying
expenses of books, as the studies
multiply in the higher grades.
1t is economy for the state TO. own
and furnish the books. It will at least
remove the oppression of grating
boards and superintendents, from tbs
individual families and place the bur.
den on the general taxpayer.
Where the same books are uset
but an average of four times. Will
Owned by the individual, Professor E
Z. Conklin, city superintendent o
Pendleton public schools, has foun
that books owned by the district, an
passed around from year to yea
have been used as many as 80 time
before being discarded. In this wa!
the book is used until it is entirel
out of date, or worn out.
Children who have but little respet
for their own books are found to
careful of district books, for fear ,
punishment, IL they abuse ther
This preserves the books until the
are used from 25 to 80 times by II
different children that pass throug
the grades.
Where books are owned by indivit
uals. they are studied one year an
passed down to a younger scholar
the same family, perhaps but ono
when they are sold for a pittance {
discarded. Where the state or dii
trict owns them, they are used cor
tinuously, until entirely destroye'
thus utilizing the value OF the book
TO the utmost.
Thousands Of dollars can be save
to the poor, each year, by state or dis
trict ownership of the books, and tn
alleged gratis in library and schot
books will then be confined to sue
a limited number Of persons thi
they can be located and abolished
==-==--=
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

On SAILS =, 1,,1.s1s IL IL
'cef cSeffIes-lssff,se 20 SIs
dining g S'ss - . -
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

Ibegan using your S. S. S probably ten
years ago for Malaria and blood troubles,
and it proved SO good that 1 have con-
tinued ever since using it as a family
remedy. 1t is a pleasure for me TO recon-
mend S. S. S. for the benefit of Others
who are needing first rate blood purifier,
tonic and cure for Malaria.
Arkansas City, Ark. c. c. HEMINGWAY.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

he Swift Specific Company, Atlanta. Ga.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

cost so very much. What counts for
more in the total OF expenditures are
luxuries that have become necessi-
ties and other laNuries that might
better be done without.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06
osTEoPATHIo PES"

Get right with Nature
aims to help nature ..,,,r I
osteOpathy is the
drugs. - hold n
which is good" "A
All that is asked W
investigation. .,.., 49,
Health means a. psl,. .ajsf1
iustment Of the O0o''
the keynote. ...,ouicl
&c often a small ana',s ~ss I
remedied viii cure
disease. 80 vanihs |
Pain is Nainrs 80 ! ,,sel1
p,i.e.e ,i. ,or freedom .,,. \
S'iS1S Whatever interfere, s',n. as|
ease. an appel .
osteopathy Is .%ou a. y, -
I 49, .aNII III.AA
ment I1s4is Of disease. .ss ,ssslns. :
ysr'sss. =. 4 4 ", . ss1i..s .''s' & z =
into into sasaig lias S[ sall ! S1 ,sssI9s 4
Tho "How" anu !, dIsss
ment in ,S any !. ssplaIusDl.. 7 Il I
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

I suffered greatly from Boils, which
body. saw S. S. S. advertised and after
using about three bottles was cured,
and for the last three years have had no
trouble whatever. A. W. ZEBER.
az Read St, Evansville, Ind.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06

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married One.-Detroit Free Press
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-06
FOUND: A FAUITLEss WOMAN.

She never wears a costly hat
She cares not for the matinee
She never flirts-Tll swear to that
Nor reads the novels OF the day
She drives no husband TO despair
In cancelling large dry goods bills.
No man for her need rend his hair
To buy her furbelows and frills,
She doesn't waste a single cent;
She never bOrrows, never lends.
She manages to pay no rent,
Yet lives us well as all her friends,
Not once has she been known TO say:
Il wish l owned a sealskin. dear;
Or: Buy an auto car some day"
or: Lets do Europe, love, next
year"
The reason why she lacks the faults
With which the rest of us contend
It's just her training. She was born
A South Sea Islander. my friend.
Lillian Ferguson.