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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

neESs faintEena. laate exx1T,
irr1tSba1ET. processes a.esens-
ness zelazGCT. aIE11e aDt
wanf-solef1-aloze - h-aa
snd h0ps-esa sber huzE nezsw
Der there H ore eISs zz5 trxe re-e6Y-
Lydia 2 FsnkhzEx Eerst4he Cc1o-
Po1nd a. os emgTe Eaeh trozaea
No other te-ale Is fks
world has reese1 tueh WESren1
and uneualEed en6ne-srE No use-
ma1Gne has szrh = neoord q ezra e
female trOzbla
lhe needless sEGrErf wul1eu froc-
diseases peculiar 20 their Nn e =
90 se TIE mgEey wha theT uaT -
doctors who Do Egt belP thsz 3 an
erOrmo1s waste The mzn - erred
and the muueT = saved ~ Ly1a e
PUkh1ms Vegetable Compound Er-
pereare has proved thE
Il Is vel Tor women who are n %
write Mrs. Pnkha2. q; LTuu- MszA
In her great e-Eperezoe whieh o1z-n
many ge2z she has probably had "a
deal with daEe1s q cases ust Ike
years Her advise i frye and cont
Dental.
D9Und SuCresas Nhers efhers Fan
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

Clayton, Tex. May IEt-Cspeciall
That a genuine cure for Diabetes
has been discovered is the opinion Of
Mr. J. H Bailey Of this place. SPEAK.
ing Of the matter. Mr.. Bailey says:
4 believe Dodd's Kidney pills Is
the best remedy for Diabetes and the
only n that has ever been discover
ed that viii cure Diabetes
Il have a genuine case OF Diabetes.
] have taken seven boxes Of Dodd's
Kidney Pills and an still taking them.
They have helped ne 50 much that
am now up ard able 70 work some, !
believe that Il ] had conformed strict.
ly 10 a Diabetes diet / would n0w have
been completely cured
Dodd's Kidney pills have cured hun-
dreds q cases o. Diabetes and never
once failed Il is an old saying that
what will cure Diabetes will cure sny
form Of kidney Disease and that's
just exactly what Dodd's Kidney Pills
DO They eur al kidney diseases
from Backaohe 70 Bright's Disease.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

Ns;w TORK-Jamcs Hazen Hyde
VIII resign the office Of vice president
of the Equitable life Assurance so
ciety and viii vest Ia a committee 81
the board of directors Of the society
the voting power that his stock carries
ia the event Of the elimination q
James W. Alexander a. president az
the Equitable society and the depo
sition OF George Z Tarholl as one OF
rs vice presidents
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

FuSAN. KOREA The first rail.
road train from LILO Yang since the
rctrCst Of the Russians from that place
last year reached Makden station late
ly, Il crossed the Hun river over the
temporary bridge which has just been
completed Regular trains viii be run
between Port Dalny and Mukden n a
few DAYS.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04
GENERAL Lee IS DEAD.
Passed Away in Washington After
Stroke Of ApopleSy.

WASHlNGToN-General Ftzhugt
Lee OF Virginia died al the Providence
hospital In this city a. II 20 O'Clock
Friday night. the result Of an attAcs
Of apoplexy and paralysis. with which
he was stricken while travelling by
rail from Boston 20 this city
Ntzhugh lee was born IN Clermout.
Fairfax county. Virginia. NoVemheT
~. 1885, and entered the Military
academy at West Point before he was
IL years OF age. being graduated IN
1856 when the war broke out hu
went With his state and resigned
from the army 20 take service Ia The
C-onfcdcracy,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04
An Averaue Houseseeper.

Mrs. Bingie-What perfectly horrible
weather we are having. ! haven't seen
the sun for a week, and everything Is
moldy.
Mrs Bingle "a day iater)-Mercy on
as, Mary. the sun is shining right in
on the carpets. Close the blinds.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

CHiCAGO-nissensio between the
Garment Workers union and the team.
sters threatens TO cause an end 20 the
strike. The garment workers are dis.
satisfied because the teamstors did not
direct a sympathetic strike against a
number Of firms.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

WASHINGTON ~ Ambassador jas.
serand has Informed Secretary Tau
that the French government has desiE
mated n. Guerard as the French mem,
Der OF the board Of consulting eugin.
GERS attached TO the isthmian canal
commission.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04
AppIIestIen d the -.

Gayman dn front Of the mirror)-
I don't know neither 70 wear a white
necktie OF a black one this evening.
What is good form FOR a man over
sixty?
Mrs. Gayman-Chloroform-Chica
90 Tribune.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

MARSEiLIES-king Edward and
Queen Alexandra on board the Brit
ish royal yacht Victoria and Albert.
which q escorted By the cruisers saf
folk and Aboukir. has arrived here
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04
A BIG PIPE N
orsanizee to Run a Line &c
the Gulf.

the Gull.
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK-he Pro
ducers & Pipe Refining company has
been organized here with a capital OF
20 million dollars. Its purpose is TO
build a pipe line throuh the oil fields
OF Kansas. Oklahoma. Indian territory
and Texas 10 the gulf. The plan also
oontemplates the erection OF several
re~fineries. with immense storage
tanks OF Galveston.
II Is stated hal capitalists Of New
York, Chicago. St Louis and Kansas
City. In addition to oil producers in the
states and territories named. are in
terested ia the project and hat pract-
ically the entire capital has been
subscribed.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

Ions Of the future, gives
first place to the necessity
Of fighting The bacteria which give NJ
our diseases. Next b the actual bacte.
ria Of disease, the mosquitoes and flies
are the most dangerous enemies OF
nan Tho mosquito with It's bite in
iects into our veins malaria, yellow
fever, and other fatal troubles. The
fly, with SpOnK feet, collects the inyis-
ible germs OF diseases, spreads them
over our food and poisons us with ~
phoid, cholera and other plaques Of the
human q
GOOD RED BLOOD Z ANNuETTTos.
The blood which flows through our
veins and arteries should contain
healthy red blood corpuscles which are
capable Of warding of the attack of
the disease germs II they get into the
system.
DR.. Pierce, the eminent physician Of
Buffalo, n. Y, says, IF each person
will consider his system as an army Of
men which be controls AZ q general, and
will see 10 is proper provisioning and
that il has plenty Of ammunition 10 the
shape Of good red blood, be will be
able TO overcome the enemy ia the
shape OF the germs Of disease. Ev-
cry healthy person has FIVE million red
blood cells or corpuscles 70 every square
millimeter of blood. The number Of red
blood corpuscles In the average human
being Is 10 great that IL Is almost in
comprehensive. However. their num-
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

Yes. give the devil his dues. He al
ways gives a man good reasons FOL
every evil deed into which he leads
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

Every TIME there's a wedding in a
small village the iiveryman signs at
the loss Of another good customer.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04
A TRAINED NURSE
After Years Of Experience. Advises Women In
Regard TO Their Health.

Mrs. Harfha Pshimaa
Of IS Chesser Avenes.
Sewark. y j.. who is 8
graduate Nursc from ne
BlockirFT Training tehos1.
e. PhiiadeiphiE and fH
Ok years chief clinic
Hunee ct lhe Phli26eiph.
Hospital writeat he letter
printed below. hhe haa
the advantage - per.unai
eEIHr.enes bsaidsss bee
protestant ea1cztfoa.
and what she has ~ ag
may Be- AtaDluteiy relied
upon
May other women are
afflicted a. she wss They
csn regain health Ca ne
same way. lis pruient
20 heed such adTice from
such q source
Nn Pohlman writes
an drnly reFrusdad
After Ngnt vsErN - errsreEs
win Lyiia p Fnkhaus
Nerss Camnrr-f. usT Z
T. TIE szfet and hsF uueizu
for Gny Efs1ug Ug1a4a =
Ug
TmnaiiEfsiv efaer ~
marriage ] found that M
health began b fail ms @
cane weak and pale. with -
we're hes1nZd0Hn paius. fear.
fu b4ckscb@ and hreuuer.
dizzy Eelis TIE to1wEuB
sruhei for ~ - ] ca ~
improve H0Hid 6loaf aftel
eating and fnegueu.1y berru,
nHasested ! had AZ he-si
pains down thrUuEh nv ID,
hardly yak It waE ~ tad I
truubis a. I have ever IN
EnkhamE FeEU1ahls Coru
cured ne villain four uso1i
time / have bad occAEou 70 :
q number q pAHsnts Euf.
forms q fegnaje diHcultsaa
vale u "a Considered unurg.
oinmrnd a patent naifane
reoommald LydLa = lrk
Compound for ! have touz
female uk where al orher "a
Is a grad usdal1s Tor Sex
Money cannot bay suci
this-merit alone can prs
suits. aud the sblest s,
agree that Lydia r Pin
table COMPOUND - the
sally successful remedy
diseases known TO ned
When women are troi
regular, suppressed o.
Situation, weakness leu
placement or liberation
that b~earing-doWn feeh.
ton Of the ovares, bss
ing for hatuleneel. Reneri
digestion. and nervous
are beset with such SYM
Lydia E PmkhsnS !
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04
What is CaStOria.

(>ASIOHA is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil Paegoic DuDs and
Soothing Syup& tits pleasant 1t contains neither Oufum. Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance Its age is its guarantee 1t destroys Worms and anays
feVerShn@S 1t cures Darrhea and Wind Collie 1t relieves Tedhing Troubles
cures Constipation and FatIlency. It admiates the Food, regulates the Stomach
and Bowels giving healthy and natural sleep. The chldrens Panacea-Tbs
Mothers Friend.
Inc Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in ue for over
SOy@S has borne the signature of Chas q. Fletcher. and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive YOU in this
All COuntertshS limitations and "JustasgoOd" are but Experiments that tdae with
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-05-04

health On decrease with Illness or NAL.
tonic for increasing the red blood cor
~ up healthy tissue Il no doubt Doctor
lical Discovery. This medicine has been
9 third Of q century and numbers
usand.
A tonic made up largely Of alcohol
will shrink tho cOrpugcles Of the
blood and make them weaker for
resistance. A cod liver oil makes
the stomach groan because Il IA iri-
taiing. What IL needed il an alter
alive extract made Of roots and
herbs, without tho uae Of alcohol,
that will assist the stomach In as
y similating or taking up from the
~ food such elements a. are required
for the blood, also an Alternative that
will assist the activity Of the liver
and cause Il 20 throw Of the poisons
in the blood. When We have accom-
plished this We have put the system in
a fortified condition ~ strong that il
can repel tine germs of disease which
we find everyWhere-iu the street-cnrs,
the shops, the factories, the bedrooms,
wherever many people o~ongregaie, or
where sunlight and good air does not
penetrate.
Accept no substitute for " Golden
Mellial mere u uoNIALk
" just a. good" for diseases Of the
stomach, blood and lungs.
DR r. v. PTERCE Dunalo. n. "
Dear S9~-louE eGolden Medical DisooF-
cry f. q sick mans friend For the past
seven years my health gradually failed I
lost my appetite. became nervous and debii-
lated. very despondcut and unable 10 sleep.
No medicine helped ms until ! tred Doctor
Picrco's Golden Medical Discovery. IL put
new life into my veins and increased vitality
until could once more enjoy life and attend
70 ms business Eight bottles affected 3 com
pleue cure and gladly do I recommend IL
Norg sincerely g0urs.
gro y. TrRNER.
Pros California ST. Denver, Colo.
EL Financial secretaU International
brotherhood u Teamsters
The bible Of the BODY is the name
! given 70 DR.. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser, OF which over two
million copies have been sold. Send
p cents IN one-cent stamps, for this
lO00-page book In paper covers. or 81
stamps for the cloth-b0und. Address
DR.. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
A story of Horace Greeley.

One of the stories told of Horace
Greeley in W'ilder's The Sunny Side
of the Street is a curious rendering
into vernacular experience of the an
cient Horace's theater going gentleman
Of Argos, with his retort, "Cui sic eX-
torta voluptas ct demptus per vim
mentis gratissimus error"
A friend-one of the wise, observant,
upsetting kind of friends-called on
Greeley one cold winter day and found
the great journalist with favorite
book in his hand, beatific smile on his
face and his feet over the register. The
visitor had previou ly been through
the building and learned that the fur
mace had gone wrong and been re-
moved. the cold air flue could not he
closed and zero air was coming
through all the registers, so he said:
Mr.. Greeley. why do you keep your
feet there? There is no heat-only cold
air is coming up
Greeley tumbled out of his chair and
in the childish whine that always came
to him when he was excited replied;
why didn't Won let me alone? |
was entirely comfortable, but now I'm
near you I'm frozen"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
A Vegetable Caterpillar.

In New Zealand and Australia they
have an animal vegetable oddly
which cannot be equaled by any other
animate or inanimate object upon the
earth's surface. 1t is the queerest of
the many antipodean wonders and
paradoXeS and for the want of a
better name has been called the
'bulrush caterpillar or vegetable
worm" The native Tasmanian name
fer the oddly is aweto-hotete.
The aboyeground portion of this vege-
table worm is a fungus of the order
sphaeria. which grows to a height Of
six or eight inches. When pulled up
by the root this fungus is found to con-
siSt of a large caterpillar, showing
head, segments and breathing holes
every detail of the grub being perfect
ly preserved. On examination the in
terror of the caterpillar is found to be
composed of a 'punky" looking sub
stance. really the root of the fungus,
which has cremated every fiber of
what was once a living. breathing
creatures anatomy. In all the in
stances which auckland records, the
sphaeria had made its attack in the
fold of skin between the second and
third segments of the caterpillar and
had replaced all the animal substance
of the creatures body with a hard
brown vegetable growth resembling
the fungoid growths on blackberry
and other vines.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25

chase was taken up. 1t began one
morning at daylight
The chase was cruel and later on led
to quarrels wherein men lost their
lives. For five miles each hAnter pur-
sued the black horse at top speed and
then he rested. Confident of his speed
and strength, the lone horse moved off
with u defiant air. There was not a
moments rest for him all day long
Three or four times he buried his
muzzle in the ice cold tiers of the
creeks as he came to them. The com
ing Of night gave him no relief 1t
was moonlight and the chase still con
tinued.
For seventy miles the black horse
held his course up the valley. Then
he turned and retraced his steps. Again
he went up the valley, but when he
had covered fifty miles he stopped and
stood at bay He had done all that Il
horse could DO. and more. He had
covered 1G0 miles of distance almost
without breaking his gait. When he
stopped, signals were given for the
men dbONt ana DeIOW 10 close IN, aQQ
by ana 10y there were dozen in
a circle around him. Lassos were
made ready, but the men quarreled
among themselves as to who had the
best right. While the war of words
was going on the black horse could
have wheeled and broken through, but
he realized that his race was run. 1t
was bright moonlight. and he stood
blowing the steam from his nostrils,
and his head was never held higher
His limbs trembled. but with weak
ness instead Of fright. His eyes had
lost their fire. but the race he had run
was to be talked about for twenty
years TO come.
Suddenly three or four men began
to whirl their lassos and others pre-
pared TO shoot, and it was then that
the black horse uttered Il sobbing
neigh, tossed his proud head high and
sank down with a sigh and was dead
ere any man had laid hand on his fore
lock. Captivity was not for him.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
A Pious Face wash.

Here is an enchanting recipe copied
from a book on lie toilet published in
1S34-iu Boston. Of course
u Wash to Give the Face a Younger
Look.-Take sulphur, one and one-half
ounces; c. oliban and myrrh, two
ounces; amber six drains; rose
water, one and one-half pints. DlstilI
the whole In balneum mariae, wash
yourself with some at bedtime, and in
the morning with barley water, and
with the blessing of God 1t will not
fail to give you younger look"
Where will you find such mingled
piety and shrewdness in modern beau
~ papers? Think how the ladies who
advertise some wonder working cream
or powder could spare their con
sciences at the last great day if they
would only insert such clauses in the
recipes they give. And do not the
ingredients sound delightful? Amber,
which suggests Cleopatra and her
pearl 10y the way, what a cosmetic
that should make, and G. oliban,
whatever it may belt sounds like the
name of ChriStian.-Exchange.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
The Quiet Answer.

As a young and unknown man |
went down to a certain sessions court
on the Oxford circuit to prosecute for
the crown in case Of extensive rob
berry from a goods shed Of the London
and Northwestern railway. Some ten
or twelve of us. all members of the
circuit, had accepted the invitation of
a very good fellow. also an oxford cir
cult man, TO drive out that evening
and dine with him at - manor. NV
case had duly come on and | had Sc
cured a verdict Of guilty" during the
afternoon. Having changed into even
ing dress, l took my place in private
bus, together with my fellow guests,
for the five miles drive out. About
halfway there |, as a newcomer, not
having apparently been noticed by the
rest Cthe inside Of the vehicle was as
dark as ErobusL a certain Mr.. r,
a great talker, asked in loud tones
"Who was the young idiot who prose-
cuted today in that railway caseT'
Il was l promptly rejoined from
my obscure corner. ana | never kney
a man relapse SO quickly into silence
before or Since.-FoX Russell in Pah
Mall Magazine
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
Telling His Name.

Lord Baltimore was formerly plain
David Plunkett. shortly after he was
raised to the peerage he took Il trip
to the Riviera. The French railway
company reserved a carriage for his
private use At some unknown hour
of the night the door of the carriage
was suddenly opened. \ lantern vas
flashed upon him, and voice sharply
cried, 'Notre nom:" C'Your name?
Lord Rathinore, Weakened out of Lis
sleep. looking up in partly dazed
condition. discovered a railway o.,
cial ON his way round for tickets Lo"1
Rathmores name was on the paper af-
fixed TO the window. marking the con
partment as reserved. The official q T.,
sired TO identify the occupant of tie
carriage with the person u whose use
it was inscribed. "Notre nom?' ?
sternly repeated, SEEING Tie pasSenG"r
hesitate. There sprang to Lord RatA
more's lips the familiar David Plum
Git" Happily he remembered in time
he was no longer David Plunkett, but
for the life Of him he could not re-
member what title in the peerage he
had selectei. 1t seemed half an hour
to him before he could remember
Baltimore"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
Wells In Churches,

During the tenth century no woman
was allowed to appear at church with
out veil 1t had to be a real veil, too,
covering and concealing the features
in order that the prayers ana medita-
tons of the men might not be disturb
ed by the contemplation of feminine
loveliness. There was a tradition that
the origin of the custom was in an or
der from Il great French saint When
a young man he met Il little girl with
features so noble and beautiful that
although he was many years her senior
he Immediately fell in love with her
because she resembled a young lady
to whom he had been engaged years
before. but who died in his arms. The
man ana the child separated, and he
became a priest. Many years later he
saw her in the congregation just as he
was entering the pulpit to preach. and
the sight disturbed him to such an ex-
tent that his sermon was failure
and he ordered all the women thence
forth to wear wells
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25

The ether evening a man OF the bur
glar type stepped up to an old gen
tleman and. handing him a piece of
paper said:
Sir, would You be good enough to
read me the writing on this piece of
paper
The individual addressed consented
and. moving toward the rays of con
yenient gas lamp, read the following
words
IF you utter a cry or speak a single
word l shall shoot you. Give me your
watch and chain and your purse at
once ana then pass on"
Completely taken off his guard, the
gentleman handed over the articles
asked for and walked off \ few
steps brought him to a policeman, and,
relating his story, the pair proceeded
in pursuit of the stranger. who was
not yet out Of sight
Ne. morning before the magistrate
the vagrant was called upon for an ex-
PLANTATION.
o@r honor he said, Il am not an
educated man and can therefore nei-
ther read nor write Last evening
picked up piece of paper, and. it strik-
ing me that it might be of some i'm
portance, | took it to the first person
l met and asked him to decipher it.
The gentleman read it quietly to him
self, and then, without saying a word.
handed me his watch. chain and purse
and walked of without giving me time
to recover from my surprise or to ask
him what he meant 1t seemed to me
that the paper possessed certain
value, and that he had given me the
valuables as a reward for finding it.
But the magistrate gave him six
months just the same-London Tit
Bits.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
The Wan They Wanted.

The great ship labored in the storm
Ever and anon a giant wave would
throw the steel leviathan on her beam
ends, and at each shock the heads Of
the passengers would knock in an an
vii chorus against the sides of their
berths. At this critical moment, with
a roar that rose above the fury of the
hurricane, n mob of determined men
burst upon the deck
"Mutiny" gasped the mate.
mo, they are cabin passengers" said
the captain. Nov. gentlemen, you
must 60 below There really is no
danger"
Yes there ls-danger for Jonah
who is IN this snip" came back the
answering chorus.
"Who do you mean, gentlemen? q
asked the captain.
"Show US" they howled-"s show us
that fellow who was singing Rocked
In the Cradle Of the Deep only q few
hours ago! Let US at himr'-New York
Press.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-08-25
For IA Young Man with Money

If | were young man with certain
amount of capital and DESTROYS to in
crease it at the expense of fools.
should become dealer in pictures and
in works Of art The prices paid at
auctions for such articles by Il few
dealers bidding against each other are
abused. although vast number of
very wealthy fools who purchase them
from dealers are ready to pay still
higher. The mere fact that some
article has been sold in an auction
room at a high price attracts Them
and they buy it from the dealer at a
higher one in order to be able to point
to it in their houses and to tell their
friends how much it cost them. The
dealer consequently makes much
money by acting as a middleman.
Whether there is any arrangement to
run up the price among dealers l do
not know, but | have always Won
dered whether this is the case and
whether the original owner always
gets the selling price at the auction
London Truth.