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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-07-08

TANCRED cOMsdANDERY, KNIGHTS
,Iemplar. No. /. Meets third Thursday B,
each month at Masonic hall, Dakota block.
~. a; Dillon E. c. Murdoch McKenxie,
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WANTED-Two men to travel and
collect, $4,000 and expenses paid
weekly, experience not necessary.
Self-addressed envelope for reply.
Address G. L. Sexton, Star Bldg,
Chicago. ... '.--
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A. T. PATTERSON,
- !sS"f4t =:
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
First National Bank Block
SECRET !: 2: !: SOCIETIES.

BISMARCK LODGE, A. r. & A.. NJ. No. &.
-Meets FIRST and third Mondays Ia eaeis
month ct Masonic hall. w. F. Cochrane, w.
NJ. Burt Finney, Secretary. -
TANcRED coafalAsDERY, KNIGHTS
each month at Masonic hall, Dakots bioeIr:
y. A; Dillon. E. c. Murdock mckenzie.
Ssst: ist sad hId F NO. Il, 20
at Masonic hall, Dakota block. Emma Ia
Falconer, w. M; Hattie Shelton, Secretary.
BROTHERHOOD OF AMERICAN YEo.
4 MEN, s. #
A FRATERNAL LIFE AND ACCIDENT
IN! insurance ran organization. Meets the second
fellows hall. c. w. Jones, foreman; John
belk' correspondent; J. P. Jackson, NJ. A.
n. o. U W.
BISMARCK LODGE NO. 100. MEETS THE
LIST and Sd Tuesdays at L q. @. F. hall Al
iss oS e r. John MeL.ughlin. N. W.; Brad
G. n. r.
JAMES B. MCPHERSON posi- NO. I. m.
partment Of North Dakota, Grand Amy Sc
the Republic. Meets every second and
fourth Ihursday in each month ct G. A. r.
nali. Bismarck, y. D. Jos: Hare, Post Com
MEETS EVERY SECOND AND FoTJRTH
Thursday of each month In Oddfeiiowrs nm
7. a. Hess, president; Mrs. Ida White, oec-
rotary. = . -E'''s9.- .js
KNIGHTS OF PYTH1AS.
ST: ELMO LODGE NO. 1. MEETS EVERY
wednesday evening at K. P. hall, new Webb
block Frank Lawrence, C. c., q, w. Vol.
bert, K of r. and s. 55
NICHOLSON REBEKAH NO. 90.
MEETS THE FIRST AND THIRD SATUR.
Iii. %0 con.S E SesIs as:nd n. .u. =
Sanders. Secretary.
RATHBoNE SISTERS
LINCOLN TEMPLE NO. Q. MEETS EVERY
second and fourth Thursdsy Of each month
at e. z. hall. Baker block Amands Law.
renee. N. E. c.; Mary Turner. n. 81 c. r.
MAcCABEES. !.
K Q. =. M.-MEETS EVERY FIRST AND
third Thursdxy Of each month 1t O'Clock,
m, g I g: 9. z; han. Visiting nem-
inander; EIiek 1Ericason. rscord keeper.
I. O o. y.
CAPITAL CITY LODGE NO. ., I O. o. r.
Meets every Friday evening q T. D. D. +,
hall. Main street. Al visiting brothers -
invited 70 call n. G.. John Pollock; ]. NJ.
Healys secretsSy.
FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES.--Dfs-
msrck Aefie No. BOT meets in their hall oves
q WebbS .9ey block o. Fourth street Tuesday
& niEhf of eseh week Visiting brssAssn 90.
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BISMARCK LODGE, A. r. & A.. NJ, No. g.
-Msets hrst and third Mondays In each
NJ. Burt Finney, SECRETARY. '''- ~ ~
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BROTHERHOOD OF AMERICAN YEo.
4. MEN, = as..@ t
A FRATERNAL LIFE AND. ACCIDENT
insurance organization. Meets the second
fellows hall. C.. W. Jones, foreman; Iohn
belk' correspondent; J. p. Jackson, NJ. A.
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SALESMEN WANTED-F'or shoe and
drug trades to sell Dry.sole, a liber-
ally advertised waterproofing pre-
sentative for shoes. Attractive pro
position for energetic men. Dry.
Sole Co., 80 Warren street, N. Y.
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FOR -RENT-Very large furnished
front room to gentleman. Modern
heat and light. Telephone. Ad-
dress Tribune.
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LosT-Friday, June 30th-A red wool
sweater with white buttons. Finder
please leave at Tribune office.
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FOR SALE--14- milch cows, all being
MIXED At present time. Joe Hess,
Bismarck, N. D. ....- u '-'
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FOR RENT-Six room house for rent.
Call at residence, 522 Second street.
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HELP WANTED-FEMALE,
FOR RENT-HoUsEs.

FOR RENT-Newly papered and paint
ed four room cottage. City water,
new screens on all doors and win
dows. A. T. Patterson. .s
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Lost.

LOST-Slver chain purse containing
gold watch and S. in money. Finder
please return to Tribune office and
receive reward. Z =: ID"
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FOR -SALE-Six room house, Is feet
frontage, block 80, Main street. Lot
Z, block 16, N. P. addition-corner.
M. p. Skeels. &c.,.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
EourfA Of .JuIy ChristmRses

In other days the Catholic and
Episcopal churches celebrated Christ
mas much as Americans now OBJ
serve the glorious Fourth. Roman
candaes. skyrockets. trecrackers and a
general rejoicing and noisy hlarity
marked the day sacred to the birth of
the Prince o Peace. The idea was
that the occasion was a jsgful one and
men should vociferously attest their
happiness. Echoes of these old cele-
brations are still heard in portions of
the south which We're settled by the
cavaliers. Under the reformation,
however. and especially under Puri-
tanisn1, this form Of observing Christ
mas was done away with. In the ear
ly days of New England Christmas
was scarcely observed at all. and it is
only in comparatively recent years
that the present custom of giving and
feasting was revived in sec1onA where
the Puritan had held sway
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

genious mechanical toys made in Ger
many" The president of the French
republic, not to be outdone In Christ
mas ciyility. gives presents of costly
Sevres and Limoges wares to the reign
ing queens of Europe. In return he is
often decorated with the ribbon of
some coveted order The president of
the Swiss confederation is more prac-
tical In his holiday generosity. Last
Christmas he sent to Queea Alexandra
choice selection of cheeses.
AS systematic dispenser of Christ
mas cheer it is probable that the Ger
man emperor heads the list of royal
givers. With his customary orderli-
ness and attention to detail he begins
to plan his benefcent campaign long
before the dawn of the holiday season.
On slip Of paper which he keeps con-
cealed in q private cabinet he notes
down in his neat uncial script as they
occur to him the names Of the various
persons whom he intends to remember
and the amount he expects to expend
on each of them.
One of his standard gifts is his own
royal portrait Last Christmas he va
ried the usual custom by presenting his
prospective daughter-in-law. the Ouch
ess Cecilia, with marble bust Of him.
self There is absolutely no excuse
whatever for any collection in the
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

We offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case ~ Catarrh that cannot BE-
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
r. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. D
We. the undersigned. have known
F. j. Cheney for the last Is years. and
believe him perfectly honorable 10 ali
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations
made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN Is MAHvrv.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. ~.
Halls Catarrh Cure f. taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon The blood
and mucous surfaces lof the system.
Testimonials sent free Price --e
per bottle. Sold by an Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills Tor cndsti-
patton.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

gan threw that the goat liked the best
They looked like little pieces o. bread
covered wild sugar. The goat picked
up SO many o. the little chunks that the
crowd yelled to put Reagan out be-
kase he was stoppin' the show, and
had hard work to get the goat dancin'
ag'in. After that the goat seemed to
get lighter and lighter upon his feet
until he hardly suched the stage.
There We're times when be whirIed
around in the air widout touchin' the
floor, and the crowd gaspin' wild as
tonishment at this wonderful beast
And while he whirled he seemed to be
SAttin' bigger and bigger till he was
as round as a balloon the boys play
wild. He would go up in the air,
whirhn' like a pinwheel, for ten feet,
and thin light on the stage soft as a
thistledown, and fly up ag'fn till he
spun up farther and farther, lookin'
like a red umbrella on a big punkin,
and he was gone through the hole in
the roof, TRANSLATED fntirely.''
And where did he sgo?' sal the awe
struck Mrs Cassidy in a whi1 Ter.
Some O. the little boys sittin' on the
fence outside said he wint up In the di-
rection of ORION, and others said
twas toward Arcturus and Aptune he
wint'
And what was it that Reagan. gave
the goat % said the materialistic Walsh
anxious for an explanation Of the seem
ing miracle.
Twas yeast cakes that the rogue
had covered wild sugar. and the goat
ate fifteen o. them"
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28


werld, pushe sr psfvats, which has
neglected to provide itself with a por
trait ef tAs German Kaiser 1t may
be had for the asking aAd q hint is
sufficient. The kaA4FA b 4 hbesal
and thoughtful Christmas be0efActross.
She makes It 4 point 70 Divs some
thing Of value to every ch4ld OF royal
linea ee in CATistendom, and that means
much kbor and discEiHnation The
children of roy 81 lineage In the German
empire alone are autte numerous
enough to absorb q fortune, and 1t 10
reputed that the generous royal lady
spends 100000 every year IN this admi-
rabIs way
The present s1ltan of Turkey, with
all his traditional hatred OF the giaour.
has faHen into the habit ef sending
Christmas Gffts to some of the Chris
tian courts. These remem branceS con
sist for the most part OF jars of pre-
served rose leaves and Levantine sweet
meats prepared by his own csnfectton-
er. The aged emperor OF Austria se1sds
a liberal gift of priceless Toka7 TO his
fellow SovereignS. The domestic old
queen of Denmark, the mother in-law
OF Europe" who is an inveterate knit
ter of wooLen stockings, dAapenses her
yearly accumulation at ChriStmastide.
The genial king of the Belgians sends
nothing but checks. and 1t is whispered
that his bank account is considerably
reduced at the holiday season. Viii
helmina of the Netherlands, who is as
prudent as she is thrifty, gives decora-
tions and confers orders This was
also the economical Christmas practice
adopted by Queen Victoria. The king
of Spain sends presents only to his rel
atives. and the royal family of Portu-
gal, rich as IT is. Is not much addicted
to the gift habit. The queen sends a
generous check to the Vatican and tho
king distributes few decorations.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

One hundred and sixty acres.
well improved land known as
the DR.. Peavey place on Butta-
hatchie river. One hundred
acres in cultivation. sixty acres
in native. fine timber. For
further particulars write Mrs.
Qulla p. Hendricks, r.. r. ID. No.
6, Aberdeen, Miss, OF apply
Mrs. +. W. FLOOD.
IL -26-2m Columbus. Misa-
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Tragic ChriStmn. Days.

Christmas, which is usually regarded
as the happiest day of all the year. has
frequently witnessed tragic events
Diocletian began one of his persecu-
tions of the Christmas in 303 when
on Christn~- day he burned a church
full of the followers of the Nazarene
William the Conqueror Is said to have
slaughtered 100000 msn. women and
children on Christmas day in the year
106S
In 111O Thomas Beckett preached a
Christmas day sermon that caused his
death four d3s later
John Wyclk. the great reformer. died
on Christmas day, 1884.
In 1888 Christmas day n London
saw the great plague at its height.
One thousand people were dying daily
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Lost

Two mules at show grounds in
Colum bus last Friday afternoon.
taken out of surrey. One il med
ium size mouse colored mule. one
dark bay mule; both mare mules.
Suitable reward will be paid for
delivery To Felix Gunter'S stable.
A. III. EATON.
Ethelville. "A.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
LITTLE NONSENSE.
~ Of the Late Bishop Dudley and
the WaffIes.


1t would indeed be a queer bishop
pAho could not tell good story on
himself. The late Bishop Dudley OF
kentucky was wont 10 relate with
much relish an interesting expert
ence which he once had in connec-
ton with waff1es.
At fine old Virginia homestead
where he was frequent guest the
wafiies were always remarkably
good.
One morning as breakfast drew
near an end the tidy little linen
coated black boy who served at ta-
BILE approached Bishop Dudley and
asked in low voice:
Bishop, won't v have 'n'er waf-
fe?"
EYES," said the genial bishop, Il
believe | will"
"Dey ain no mo-" then said the
nice-httle black boy.
"Well," exclaimed the surprised
reverend gentleman, IF there aren't
any more waffles what made you ask
me if | wanted another one"
Bishop" explained the little
black boy, ''you'se done ct ten
already, an l fought Y wouldn't
want no mo- Emma Carleton in
Lippincott's.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28


in the Vatican garden. 1t is not impos-
sible that her majesty may have made
ii personal trial of the pope's remedy
but it is certain that she did not ac
Quire the habit. That she appreciated
the attention was made evident from
the fact that sundry jars of marina
lade devised IN the royal kitchen at
Windsor found their way at Christmas
time to the Vatican
Some of this delectable CORRECTION
made a holiday appearance in other
European courts. The queens Ger
man grandchildren were fond of it.
and their royal grandmother saw to
It that goodly supply of the delicacy
and its attendant supplement of a par
ticulir seed cake of her majesty's own
composition .eaehed Potsdam in time
for the Christmas dinner. One of the
queens grandsons by marriage, the
ear. used to send her the most beau
ti.ui malachite and jade vases ever
seen in England, and i'll return he
received invariably six dozen case
Of very old and mellow Scotch whisky
from particular highland distillery.
long patronNsi by the British royal
hamily. There is no record to prove
that Nicholas found the Scottish bev-
erage more satisfying than his native
vodka, but it is fact that he kept
on sending the precious vases as long
as his thoughtful grandmother lived.
The kaisers established Christmas
remembrance to the elders of the Eng
lish court Is q case Of Johannisberg,
which il almost as unattainable as the
elAir of life. For the youngsters
4'Uncle William sends tons Of the In
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

copyright. 1905, by George II. Picard.
~ NE of the numerous advantages
enjoyed by royal personages.
an advantage, too, which has
not been greatly exploited, Is
the power to give to any object dis
pensed as Christmas gift, no matter
how trivial it may be, distinct and
abiding value. 1t is related of one of
the medieval pontiffs that on a Ger
tain occasion he was so grateful for
service rendered him by young prince
of the Bsrgia family that he begged
him to name some suitable reward
Come, my child he suggested in
sinuatingly. Tell me what | can do
70 please you. Don't be afraid to put
my liberality to a test. It's the blessed
Christmas season, you know"
His youthful hishness sighed deep
ly, but did not seem able to find the
words to frame his request
Courage, my friend" persisted his
holiness. Il am in the mood for Civ
ing Ask confidently, and / should ad-
wise you to ask something more sub
stantial than my blessing
The young Borgia realized that the
opportunity was golden. AT tIIat time
the temporal power of the Roman
pontiff was so great that kingdoms
Were a his disposal. The prince knew
all that, but it did not tempt him.
Your holiness" he faltersd pros
trating himself 4 beg yea to give me
a lock OF your hair"
At this unexpected request the pope
was both startled and touched 1t
fiaof
be satisfied with such u sen ntineatal
requftal. aud yet the young fellow
seemed 70 be Ia earnest
why do you select sssh n we<tAless
thinR|' his holiness demanded
oh DO not refuse nSP' rAs prince
expostuhted Think ef it's vssas - a
relic after ySar holiness y oa1>atDstfr'
The pontiT snihsd SfimH. TAsa he
put his right hassA u9soa bis head and
sighed long and m thsr noarnfuily. He
had some hair remaining. but seeecsiv
enough 70 serve a. q nslis.
"As you WILL" hs groaAed, 'but /
had wither you had asked me fer the
Kingdom OF the Two nseiftss.'
Some OF the Christmas prsssDts ex-
changed by latter day royaky sss al
most ab~t,Sd IN their practically. Fer
many years the gentle and well hoaov-
ed Plus TX. was In the hAA4t Of ex-
changing Christmas gifts with tie
equally amia BILE Victoria Of England
The pope invariably sent n package OF
specially prepared and exquisitsly
scented SNUFF. with an autograph letter
extollinx its virtues as reneAF fer
catarrh and kindred disorders This
standing gift was sometimes accom-
panied by a few jars OF wine made
from fruit taken from a particular vine
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

CADnOE."
Dick had taken advantage Of the In
foxmeeson. Just then Jack DesaaR, the
youthful heir to tAs Dooaan ssta to. pat
HIS head iAStds - dooA.
Father, can l bring Ia ti1s nanny :
The snow Is t&iln' ca her tareuSh tie
rssf. sad sASs tssnblA' wild the
eewid."
"Of COURSE, my SeIA." sah MIR. Doe
Ian heartily. ''Rfng her Ia. We don't
want our milk wxtsrsd."
That's q feline basts you have
there" said Fsa hsrU. How much
milk does she give!"
1.-TWO quarts day, but she used to
give three quarts a day before her hus-
band died. She's pinin' away since that
time, poor gur'rl. I think It's the love-
sickness she has" said Mr.. Doolan.
Dear, dear. hook a that, nowr said
Nrs. Reagan sympa atheticaliy. Il al
ways said that nanny goats was sinta-
mintle And how long is the billy goat
dead, Mr.. Doolan?"
"'Tis five years the 24th day o. this
month";" replied Doolan. 'Sorra day
twas whin we lost Hircus. A more
gaynial nor a more willin' goat you
would not find in all Harlem. Sure
his death was a tragedy and calam-
ity."
"How was that?" quavered old man
Deugherty, the stonemason.
We'll" resumed Doolan, twas
tragedy the way he was translated and
a calamity whin his death took away
the only chance l ever had O. maxim a
fortune
'Tis quare about goats continued
Doolan. '4They are born wild certain
amount of eddicashun. Show me the
goat that wouldn't know cabbage or
a turnip whin he sees it, Of course
goat knows nothin' about machinery
There was a goat that used to stop the
horses drawin' a street car, but whin
they put a trolley car on the track you
couldn't find that much o. the goat as
wouN grease griddle. But goat can
be eddicated wild sugar and a strap to
do tricks. Now, l suppose none O. We
would believe me If I told ye that
L taught Hircus to dance as fine a Jig
or hornpipe as ever you saw in a thea
ter"
A chor1s OF disbelief arose.
Yes" said Doolan, 'and no F'rinch
lady could do finer pass sooi on her
toes, as they say in the heather lam
guage. You must remember that l was
very poor. and I'd be layin' awake
nights thinkin' O. some plan by way O.
maxim fortune, and whin my wife
bought the two kids to start the dairy
the idee came to me like f1ash-I could
eddicate the goat to dance Whin 1 got
that idee in me head l could think of
nothin' else. Cassidy. how much mon
ey do you think a dancin' goat could
earn on theater Stage?"
Well replied Cassidy. Il should
think that $500 a week would be none
too little for SO dignacious a curiosity"
There" resumed Doolan. Dye hear
what Cassidy says? Three hundred
dollars week for half an hours work
a day. Faith. felt the money in me
hand. But twas weary work ,teachin'
the goat An old animal trainer told
me that cruelty and kindness mixed
would do the job. Whin the goat
minded me 1 tickled his ribs and gave
him carrots, but whin he got stubborn
/ lathered him with a strap. Mrs.
OBrien. you remember the time we
had teachiT Hircus to walk across the
room on his hind legs9
Deed / do. Doolanw said Mrs.
O'Brien. wkh reminiscent siah.
Yen excuse me- ladies' and gentle
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Plantation for Sale

Four hundred and eighty acres
Of prairie land. about 300 acres
clear, balance in good tim Der.
healthy location and fine yater
This place will make from -o o.
100 bales Of cotton. aud there h.
not poor acre ou it Apply g.
T. l.. DAsHIELI.
Nov. ; 2mOs.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

A bunch of keys. Owner cau
have same by calling at THE DIS
PATCH Office, Identifying proper
ty and paying for this advertise
ment. 12.20tf
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Looking Forward.

"My son." said the conservative
citizen, Il trust you will lead cor
rect existence and make it a point
to keep out of all trouble with the
police"
Il don't know about that" replied
the truthful young man. Il expect
to own an automobile some day.
Washington Star.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
For Rent

Suite Of four rooms with smau
pared to give notes for same
which are negotiable az bank.
For further Information apply to
Z. w. Maer.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

We have purchased the entire
bicycle. gun and repair shop Of
the late Ben Suggs and are bet
ter prepared than any shop 10
Mississippi to do all classes of
repair work on bicycles. guns.
typewriters and machinery Of all
kinds. Give as a trial.
12-20tf CITY MACHINE SHOP.
See p. w. Maer. real estate
agency, for a good investment in
cabin property.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28

My cottage home containing
five rooms. bath aud modern con
veniences. Possession given ou
February 1st For further iu.
formation address
II Is I'm. j. =. MOoRE.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Grateful Men.

"No," said the tiresome man, 81
never knew woman who could tell
a story we'll Most women appreci-
ate the fact and don't try
YES" interrupted the bored one,
"and most of the men appreciate r
too. o."-Philadelphia Press.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Furniture for Sale

\ lot of fine furniture for sale
at bargain. Anyone interested
can get full information az this
Office. I231u.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Three Rooms for Rent.

Two or three rooms for rent
Furnished or unfurui~hed
Phone No. 335. or apply az resi-
dence No. 500. south Third Ave.
f21O-tf
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Pretty Lucky.

Friend Of the Fami4-You are
very lucky, my boy, to be the sew
snth son. 1t will bring you ever
hsting fortune.
Son No. 1T hasn't SO far All
it's brought yet is the old clothes Of
my six brothers. = Detroit Free
Press.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Safe for Sale

A good iron safe. weighs
about a thousand pounds. Ap.
ply to
12-10-tf T. G. DOBBs.
Care Standard Stove Works.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
Not Vet Gone.

"The age of miracles has gone, "
declared the cynic
''No, it hasn't" said the woman.
my husband told me this morning
that he noticed | was wearing last
years hat and gave me money TO
buy a new one. Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-12-28
ataae Erioht.

Miss Sue Brette-He's starring in
one of his own dramas.
Mr.. Footlight-Do you suppose
he ever had stage fright?
eyes, when the audience dared
the author to come out.-Yonkers
Statesman.