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CLOSING BOND QUOTATIONS

M 9, and ST. 1,,,,s gen. 4. :. ]. {. I. 1oass
%S.hic,To .rcryninni "a u, 81
S.ninraIo SI,Slnnd 7s,s
5f.oio,.,Iins and soth,rn A. .........,..... 93k
chm ~ cert tea \. I, 1854
sI1enver and RIO Graude Is. 101E
Iistiers' securities 5s S2I4
Erie prior lien AS 101 "
Eric General s3as
For. Worth and Denver City 1sts..........i l0 W
ianan g. d iifcat J. 1928
ioI,isyie a nd Nnsh Unified IL.
Mama tan 5.c,,soI |uojd 107 ft
MeIican e:entr.i 4s d. y.
sipxican Central lat Inc. 25ss
St,nn nd 9. Louis A IS III
Missouri. Its nsas AMI Texas 1co9i
missouri. k ,,sa.s nrd Texas Ids. S5si
National r. II. OF Mexico con. 4s. 81
M. York gem 3i4 /, 2. 110a
Ns,v / ersey Central gem as Js57s
Northern pacific lo5as
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RICHMOND GRAIN MARKET.
Richmond, Va, March is, 1905


WHEAT--@ s3F53 52{sls,
J4ongberry Gear lots) !. .....,.....sl.15 Qsl16
Mixed Gear lors) ,,................1 .16s @tEll6
4 ShOrtberrY Gear lots) ...,....,.,,.. 1.15 % Liz
y NO. . red Gear lots) ............... 1lb
Va. BAG lots J. ]. 10 @ LIS
CORN FL 5
White Va bag lotu... !. Z. n. to ~ &c
No.. 9 white Gear LOTS ...........,at 66In n y
No 3 white Gear lots) ...........,. &c u
No. afmixcd Gear lots) .........,,, 90 86
e No. mixed lcar LOTS ............ b5la
OATS 5es 4BS sys 3s5g
Noe mixed Gear lots) ,.,.,.,... sss4
y No. 9 mixed Gear lots) =. ..,...... :Gbs
& No. white Gear LOTS ...........,4 J7sS
No. 3 white lcar lots) ....,..,...s 37la
! Winter seed Observation-Disclosures, IS % Co.
RYE rs " 4 50 4
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&c net lower. My closed at sac; July,
t6sc. oats-eau mixed " S7,sa ss,1se.
1sirln Western steamed +, refined irn,
Steady. Ta,iow-st eadg. Rosn-S Steady. Tur-
;pertine-Stesldy. RS Fl 81 D.
Ms Cone Spot Rlo. quiet Invoice. 81:
mild STEADY: cnrdova, 6al3c Futures barely
j steady. ~ 5ifl0 points lower. sugar-Is;sy,
stead =; fair filming. tcentrifugal ~ test
47sc.; molasees sugar, 4c;;; filmed, Itet. Rice
D Butter-Fir,nl and unchanged. Cheese Strong
and: unchanged. Isggs- Opened weak. closed
steady nearby, selected. 49,; sou thern. l6,s @
$l7c.Si FIJI 5$is y ,s. "a
4 Potatoes Quiet $ Long Island, sL6o@2o1;
State and Western 81. 1hI 1.26; Jersey sweets,
sen5on. %Cabtag Steady Z domestic, per tons
s12.co11Ssoo y, Cntton--By steam To- ~ verpool,
1DIt14c. 59ss 5
CHICAGO. ILL, March IL. Indications for
an early htiryes ST in the sol west ca used ne.
loss Of tssc.f day In the frlce of wiiea. for
July delivery. A1ny nyll ca CLOSED at loss Of
Masc! is. down oats and provisions
aTt,s practically unchanged H. u; IS n j
The lending futures ranged as follows:-
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Active. Fair to good shippers, 81. IS d. TO- COM
mon, g. az. So. heep-S teady at 49, Cato.
.I11nha--St ea U ss.t 7. s. dG49 Oh go.
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.S587 BALTIMORE STOCK MARKET.
s5g,ALTfMoRE. MD. March ls-stsl bon MI, A
Air Line common. lssi ggl9; do preferred, not |
quoted. 7ls1sS. sP ,}S5e g7s 3s5 \
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TOBACCO MARKETS..

81 Richmond. Va, March 15., 1876.
Tabacco-Da Dark Fired (NeMo Market cons
+, liberal! Reordercd, Receipts and offerings
continue light md market quiet. Brights-
iInchnr,;,ed quiet; fair receipts. Sun Cured
Market continues fairly active ut . quotn:ions
3with}3libertl receipts sS5s3a
Npta.-s lies of loose tobacco to March 4. 1896
sounds. Increase Of sales. ,,2SI o52 pounds.
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BALTIMORE. ND. March l5.-FLouR-
Quiet and unchanged. Wheat- Firm; spot.
contract and the month. sl1llsff1. 111A SOUTH
fcrn by sample, CSC. GrS1 TO- Goril-Fir tn; spot
and tho month. SIS u6a1s southern white corn,
bcl53fac. Onta--I il7n; No. white. Rye
Fi,rn,. Bntter-steady and UNCHANGED; fancy
Imitation. 22sEI2ic, /; fancy creamery. 21d2Sl.
llcggs--Ensy ut Ice. Cheese-TStendyG and I'M
changed. Sugar-StTpng and unchanged.
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CHICAGO I'LL, e
an early lliirvest il:
loss Of TIC. day
July delivery. Ntny
Ac!; corn is dow,
are practically un
tt,y, fnoata-fs f,,t,,,
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!. RI "a {. STOCK NIAIsKET n,

rirEinia Centuries 80 at gsss:: 1000 at as'.:
200 mt 3sis. II M + }s Is 81
Virginia Electric Railway and Development
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ift:v Assorinted prcss. !

MONEY AND ExCHANGE-t5L
Money on car sttoEg at siesi per. cent:
closing bid 3 Ia per cent; offered Mt > IL
per cent.55 time loans. EASY sixty days
and ninety d:,ys, 7 ;,-iai;s; per cent. 4; six
months, 3 1G4ff3 ~ per cent. ;ii primo ner-
9eantilc paper. Z: 3 a3-iG4 ~ per. cent Ster-
ling exchange easy With &c ttial business
$1na,ld and ut si.si 10fls.s4.7 for SIX " day
Hills: posted rates $i.s5 1-2erl. 81 p, COM
EInerciai Bills. Ssh H. Bar silver. IS IL;
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
LOUISIANA HOSPITALITY.
Strangers Were Treated Just the
Same as Members of the
Family.

A group Of drummers were trading yarns
on the subject of hospitality, relates Lipp-
incott's Magazine. wnen one, a little VIZ
giniaa, with a humorous eye and a delightful
drawl, took up his parable thus:
Il was down in Louisiana last month trav-
elm cross country with s.. j. Cary 1.-THE
same being Stonewail Jackson G., at your
s~ervice), when we kinder got lost in a mighty
lonesome sort o road just about dark. We
rode along a right good piece after shutdown,
and when we saw a light ahead l tell you
it looked first rate. We drove up to the
light, flndin' twas a house, and when
hollered like a lost calf the man came out
and we asked him to take us in for the night,
He looked at us mighty hard, and then said:
wa, / reckon | kin stand it if you kim So
we unhitched, went in and found twas only
\ two-room shanty and just swarmin' with
children. He had six, four to II years old,
and as there didn't seem to be but one bed,
me an Stoney was wonderin what in thun-
der would become of us.
"They gave us supper, good hog and hon.
my, the best they had, and then the old
woman put the two youngest kids to bed.
They went straight to sleep. Then she took
those out, laid them over in the corner, put
the next two to bed-and so on. After all
the children were asleep on the floor tht
old folks went in the other room and told
us we could go to bed if we wanted to, and
bein' powerful tired out, we did.
"Well, sir, the next morning when We
woke up we were lying over in the corner
with the kids. and the old man and the ole
woman had the bed"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
s'GoLD! GoLD!"
ssGood,n Ee Says, "But Comfort
Better"

Food that fits is better than a gold
NINE" says a grateful man.
Before | commenced to use Grape
Nuts food no man on earth ever had a
worse infection from catarrh of the
stomach than l had for years.
II could eat nothing but the very
highest food and even that gave me
great distress.
II went through the catalogue of
prepared foods but found them all Eek.
cept Grape-Nuts) more or less indi-
gestible, generating gas in the stom-
ach, (Which in turn produced head
ache and various other pains and
aches) and otherwise unavailable for
my use.
"Grape-Nuts food | have found easily
digested and assimilated, and it has
renewed my health and vigor and
made me a well man again. The ca
tarrh Of the stomach has disappeared
entirely with all its attendant ills.
thanks to Grape-Nuts, which now ID
my almost sole food. want no
other Name given by Postum Co,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Ten days trial tells the story.
There's q reason
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
Playing the Game
to Win
BY S. e. KIS E r
; HE count was bowling gracefully be

r HE count was bowling gracefully be-
fore her and vowing that it was all
DELIGHTFULLY."- unconventional when
Thornton ran up the steps. He had
hoped to get there before the foreigner
was introduced to her, but a nail in one
of his tires had upset his calculations,
and it looked now as if his hopes, too,
might as well be abandoned.
Whats the matter, old MANI" asked
Billy Renshaw, as Thornton, Is min
utes later, flung a magazine aside and
went out of the clubhouse to find a chair
on the porch.
what makes you think anything's
the matter? Am l breaking out DR. turn
ing spotted?"
"Oh, no. Only, if I were you I'd try
to look a little less murderous. By the
way, | see it's a clear case with his nobs
the count and Bertha Paulding."
do you think so?"
Haven't you seen them?"
81 arrived as he was being introduced
to her, a little while ago. What's be-
come of them?"
They're in the billiard-room. He's
giving her a lesson"
You seem to be taking a deep inter-
est in the affair.""
II am. Jimmie Farnham and | have
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
NoTABLES.

Walter Rothschild, M. p, who recent
ly spent three weeks at Cauterets, in
France, near the Pyrenees, brought
home to England with him nearly 1000
specimens of butterflies to add to the
million he already has.
Gen. Luis Terrazas, governor of the
state of Chihuahua, is probably the
largest land owner in the world, as we'll
as the richest man in Mexico. 1t takes
an eight hours journey on a fast train
to travel from one end of his property
to the other.
Among the men who have lately be-
come prominent in Russia is Lieut.. Gen.
Alexander Rodiger. He distinguished
himself in the war of 1S77-7S with Tur-
key, and has since attracted much at
tention by numerous articles and books
on military questions.
William Adams, life saver at Gorles-
ton, an English seaside resort, has
saved the lives of IA persons, besides res
cuing hundreds of others from perilous
positions. He has been presented with
gold, silver and bronze medals, several
of the Royal Humane society's cert1f-
Gates and numerous private tributes to
his bravery.
Admiral R~ojestvensky has a beautiful
daughter, a fair girl Of 20, who was mar
ried to a Russian naval engineer and
followed him to the east in the capacity
of a Sister Of Charity. She returned to
st. Petersburg when worn out and en-
barked later with her father, but he re-
GREETED permitting her to sail with the
Baltic fleet and sent her home from
Vigo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
PERSONALS.

Italy's greatest living poet, Giosue
Carducci, celebrated bis SEVENTEEN
birthday on July 27. Until a few
months ago he had retained his chair
as professor of classical literature at
the University of Boulogne, which his
first occupied in 1860.
Charles Frohman once produced a
play by Henry Arthur Jones which
failed so utterly that it was withdrawn
after one performance The author
cabled next morning: "How is 1t
going?" The manager answered: 1T
has gone.-Frohman."
The woman who purchased MomG-
sens ligrary and presented it to Bonn
university is the wife of DR.. von Rot
tenburg, rector of the university. She
is an American, the daughter of E. j.
Phelps, who was United States minis
ter tc England during Mr.. Cleveland's
first term.
Count Tolstoi's sense Of humor still
continues to exist. One day he was
discussing Ibsen with a friend. Sad
the latter: II have seen a great many
of Ibsen's plays, but cannot say THAI
I understand them. Do your" Tolstoi
smiled and replied: ''Ibsen doesn't I'M
derstand them himself. He just writes
them and sits down and waits. After
a while his expounders and ~explaine.s
come and tell him precisely what he
meant"
Horatio F. Brown, a prominent Eng
lish writer on Venetian subjects, has
had a singular experience with fires.
The original draft of his first and best
known work, Life on the Lagoons :"
persisted in, a blaze; the manuscript OF
his Study in the Venetian Inqui5l-
ton" was burned in a mail car two
years later. A similar fate overlook
both that of his Calendar OF Venetian
State Papers" and his Studies in
Archaeology"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
INVENTION AND INDUSTRY.

America makes more barrels than
any other country. The annual pro-
ductiol is 800, 900, 900 barrels and cir
GUAR packages.
The production of anthracite coal in
August was 5,041, 1873 tons, as COM
pared with 1925, 734 tons last year, an
increase of u.s. 04 tons.
TLe woman's cooperative guild OF
England has a membership of lS,60O
women. 1t was organized in 1888 and
mas been very successful.
There is still another new high ex-
neutrality-suspicious. has been
invented and tested in Bavaria. 1t is
said to be ten times more active than
any of the other high explosives.
A French chemist is said to have
discovered a method of rendering cell
luloid incombustible. His method con
sists il adding perchloride of iron TO
an ether-alcohol solution of celluloid.
The imports of cotton into the Unit
ed Kingdom for June, 1905, surpass in
value those of June, 1904, by $S,540,-
, 711.22, and the value Of exports of yarn
and textile fabrics for the same period
exceeds that of June, 1904, by $25,127
S02. so.
Statistics are now brought forward
10 show that America has supplanted
France as the leader in the motor cal
industry. Not only does the United
States supply 95 per cent. of the cars
now in this country, but American
manufacturers are now shipping cars
all ove the world.
1t has been shown that small crys-
tails having the luster, hardness, gray
ity and index of refraction of dia-
mond can be obtained by heating in
the electric arc pulverized carbon on
a spiral iron wire, the heating taking
place is hydrogen and under great
pressUre-3,100 a~tmospheres.
Capt. Edward MolineuX, of the East
Indian service, has perfected a device
for laying a very fine cable from
horseback, and in practice marches ii
has been found possible to keep in tol.
egraphic communication with other
divisions even while on the move. The
wire can be paid out while the mount
proceeds at a hard gallop, and may be
reeled in again as rapidly as it was
paid out.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
RIGHT HERE AND JUST NOW.
-f I'd "a been born" say sy slocum

~If I'd "a been born" says Sy Slocum to
me,
'In some other far-away cline.
Or II 1 could "a had my existence" says ne.
I'm some other long-ago time.
] know I'd "a hourished in purity fine style
And set folks a-talkin'. / low.
But what troubles me is there's notsiL
worth while
A-doin' right here and jest now"
'Them folks that can dwell in a country"
say Sy,
"wherc they don't have no winter nor
storm,
And the weather amt ready to freeze EN-
or fry
BY gettln' too cold or too warm.
Have got all the time that they want to SIT
down
And think out a project so great
That it's Jest about certain to win 'em re-
nown -.
And bring 'em success while they walt
Says Sy: Folks alvin here ages ago,
Before al the chances had flown
For maxim a hit, wouldn't stand any snow
To-day at a-holdin' their own.
Good times I'll come back to our planet, l
low.
When I've faded out of the scene;
But 1t hurts me to think that right here and
j.st now
Is a sorry betwixt and between"
At that l got tired a-hearin' Sy spout,
And says i: "Sy, you like to enthuse
Regardin' the marvellous work you'd turn
out
If you stood in some other mans shoes;
But while all your 'might-'a'-been' praises
you sing
It's worth while rememberin as how
That no man on earth ever done the first
thing
lhat he didn't do here and jest now"
Nixon Waterman, In Success Magazine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
FUNERALS HIS PLEASURE.
PHILADELPHIA Character Who Forces
His Presence Upon the
Mourners.

Another character has been found in
Germantown. He migrates under the
sobriuuet Of Funeral Joe," and like
the other members of this category Is
a center of attraction when seen upon
the street in the different parts of the
suburb, reports the Philadelphia Even
ing Telegraph. The addition to the his
toric old sections list of freaks once
seen will never be forgotten, by reason
of his g%rotesque attire. No funeral in
the past year that has proceeded to Ivy
Hill cemetery, Mount Airy, found him
missing, and no hearse carrying the
remains of man, woman or child passed
into the graveyard without Joe placing
a mark upon the glass Of the vehicle
and retiring to another burial place,
where he goes through the same tactics
Previous to the interment he visits
the home where the remains of the de-
ceased are being viewed, and generally
causes a stir by his attire of a black suit
that has seen better days, white gloves,
white shoes and a white opera hat,
adorned with green ribbon. Elected
from the house of mourning, as he gen
orally is, he will seek another funeral
and force himself into the room in which
the corpse reposes.
One of his eccentricities while In the
place is to pick a flower from the floral
tributes, principally from the one sent
by one Of the survivors of the dead per
son, and after looking about the room
for some time, pin it upon the breast OF
a mourner. At the conclusion of the
services at the house he has been
known to follow the cortege for miles to
the cemetery, and on growing tired takes
rest upon the rear end of a carriage. No
matter what the weather may be,
he may be seen daily wherever there Is
a funeral in the suburb, and although
harmless and known to the police, dur
nally follows his odd notion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12

a bet on it. It'll cost M a suit OF
clothes if her engagement to the count
isn't announced within a week"
Thornton's hands closed tightly, but
he quickly overcame whatever savage
intentions he may have had and asked:
what reason have you to think that
she's hunting a title?"
Did you ever see a woman who
wasn't crazy for one? And, of course,
she's bound to get him, because her ia
Their has money and none of the rest Of
the girls can touch her for looks"
Thornton tossed a half-smoked cigar
cite out on the grass and went inside.
When he entered the billiard room the
count was endeavoring to explain the
philosophy Of the masse.
I'm so glad you've come,' said Miss
Paulding. Nov you and Count D'Estre-
vile can have a game, and III watch you
and see which is the"
1.-The better MANI" Thornton asked
when she hesitated.
"Oh, no, | wasn't going to say that.
One might be skillful at this game and
still not be a better man than a very
poor player, migbtn't one?"
Her question was addressed to the
count, who shrugged his shoulders ex-
p~ressively and assured her that it was
all delightfully."- unconventional"
st the end of the game, which the
count won easily, Thornton put up his
cue aid turned to Miss Paulding to ask.
dc you still think one might be a
skillfll player and not be a better man
than who played poorly?"
81 don't believe you tried as hard az
you could" she answered.
81 think the count would have caught
me at it If | had played off"
The count indicated by another shrus
that he would undoubtedly have discov-
cred my attempt on the part of his op.
ponel,t to throw the game.
'No." Thornton continued, 81 never
indulge in that sort of thing. When !
play a game, no matter what 1t may be
play 1t with all my might"
"Ase you sure of that?' she asked
with a smile that he didn't understand
II think l know of one game in which
you nee took part that you played
rather carelessly."
She looked back at him as the count
was leading her away. There was on
Thornton's face a look that she could
not mistake, but she smiled again anr
called.
Aren't you going to dance this even,
ing? The music is starting"
He claimed her, later, for a waltz ant
then asked her II she wouldn't rather
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
YOU HAVE NO G H
To Suffer from Constipation, Bowel
and Stomach Trouble.
@. What is the beginning of sickness

@. What is the beginning of sickness?
A. Constipation.
@. What is Constipation?
A. Failure of the bowels to carry off
the waste matter which lies in the ali
mentary canal where it decays and poi.
sens the entire system. Eventually the
results are death under the name of some
other disease. Note the deaths from ty-
phoid fever and appendicitis, stomach and
bowel trouble at the present time.
Q. What causes Constipation?
A. Neglect to respond to the call of
Nature promptly. Lack of exercise. Ex-
cessive brain work. Mental emotion and
improper diet.
Q. What are the results of neglected
Constipation?
A. Constipation causes more suffering
than any other disease. 1t causes rheuma-
tlsm, colds, fevers, stomach, bowel, kid
ney, lung and heart troubles, etc. 1t is
the one disease that starts all Others. In
digestion, dyspepsia, diarrhea, loss of
sleep and strength are its symptoms
piles, appendicitis, and fstula, are caused
by Constipation. Its consequences are
known to all physicians, but few SUI
ferers realize their condition until it is
too late. Women become confirmed in
valids as a result of Constipation.
O. Do physicians recognize this!
A. Yes. The first question your doctor
ASK you is are you constipated!" That
is the secret.
@. Can it be cured?
A. Yes, with proper treatment. The
common error is to resort to physics, such
as pills, salts, mineral water, castor oil, in
j~ections, ETC., every one of which is in
furious. They weaken and increase the
malady. You know this by your own ex-
perience.
0. What then should be done to cure it?
4. Get a bottle of MulPs Grape Tonic
at once. Mulrs Grape Tonic will posi-
lively cure Constipation and Stomach trou'
Bile in the shortest space of time. No
other remedy has been known to cure
Constipation positively and permanently.
@. What is Mulls Grape Tonic?
A. 1t is a Compound containing 40 per
cent of the juice of Concord grapes. 1t ex-
erts a Strengthening, healing influence
their work unaided. The process is grad
unlike anything else you have ever used
but it cures Constipation, dysentery, stom
ach and bowel trouble. Having a rich
fruity grape favor, it is pleasant to take
As a tonic it is %unequaled, insurlng the
system against diseases. 1t strengthens and
builds up waste tissue.
o. Where can Mulls Grape Tonic be
A. Your druggist sells it. The dollar
bottle contains nearly three times the 5O
cent size.
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers. A Free Bottle to all who have
never used it, because we know it Wi
cure you.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
Difficult Task.

elbow can I get the ladies' Of my
congregation more interested in
heaven?" sighed the earnest young
rector OF the fashionable church.
"Ycu might intimate that things win
be exclusive there" replied the old
preacher, sadly. by such means you
may be able to arouse a mild interest,"
--Pittsburg Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
To Wash Black STOCKINGS,

To prevent black stockings from as
Stunning a greenish hue, wash as follows:
Dissolve a liberal amount of Ivory Soap
in a gallon of water as hot as the hands
can bear. Wash through several suds
of this preparation; rinse through two
warm waters, adding to the last a table.
spoonful of vinegar. Dry and press on
thu wrong side with a cool iron.,
ELEANOR R. PARKER.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12

''You don't give much heed to the
admonition, blessed, is the peace
maker"
mo" answered the nervous citizen.
1.-THE version for these rapid times
should be blessed is the pacemaker.' "
Washington Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-10-12
Willing to Oblige.

"If l agree to permit you to marry
my daughter" said the multi-million-
aire, sternly, will you promise to let
whisky alone?"
"You bet l WILL" replied the gilded
youth, with alacrity. Nothing but
champagne for me after the wedding
comes ofss ."-Chicago Sun.