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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
ST. VITUS DANCE

Have you son or daughter afflicted
with St. VituS Dance? Clark'S Nerve
Tonic cures every case. 1t IS equally
effective in curing nervous prOStration,
extreme nervousness and other forms
of nerve arrangement. 1t also gkes
prompt relief and, if used sufficient
length of time, effects permanent
cure in all cases of bedwetting. Is
also an excellent general restorative
in all cases where the system is in a
debilitated, rundown condition. The
parents and friends of those who have
been cured will gladly verify these
statements.
A partial list of names and resi-
dences of the parents IF those who
have recently been cured in Wausau
is herewith given:
j. P. Werle, Werle's Park.
w. P. Sloan, Sloan House.
Carl Schultz, Oil South Fifth Ave.
Lorin D. Edwards, 100 Third street.
E. w. Lemke, 521 Jackson street.
Herman Weinke, lis Second avenue.
Chas. Helke, 3ll-3l3 Fourth street
Henry BroSe, ia Plumer street.
Sold in Wausau at the FrOSt-Phil-
brick drug store, SOC Third street,
and at ChaS. Helkes furniture store,
311-3l3 Fourth street. Source bottles
at $3.50 per bottle; three bottles
securely packed 10 light wooden box,
s.. 90; six bottles, $500.
Recent cases of ST. VituS Dance are
often cured by 3 to bottles. Children
under ten years are much more
promptly cured of bedwetting than
after they pass twelve years Of age.
Those living outside of Wausau can
secure prompt shipment by express
to desired locality of a package OF
| three or more bottles of the Nerve
Tonic by sending to E. G. CLARK,
Wausau, Wis, a postal money order
of the proper amount. Any informa
tion about the Nerve Tonic or any
matters connected Herewith promptly
| furnished. apri25-3m.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
"MIND YOUR
OWN BUSINESS"

Il do not defend Rockefeller, nor
do l defend Bigelow; it is however, a
fact that many Of us who condemn
them, have the desire within US that
ifgiven a chance, would take us to
exactly the same position upon which
they stand. "This truth was spoken
Sunday night by Rev. staff, at the
Congregational church, in his sermon
on, "Mind your own business" Rev.
Staff pointed out in forceful manner,
the errors of observing others faults,
and doing nothing to remedy our own.
He said further, 1.-The only way to
mind an0ther'S business, is to be
always an assistance to them, and to
always speak words of commentator,
rather than condemnation, on the
efforts of others: -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
PEAT TRIAL ON
AT CIRCUIT COURT

The case of John Peat against the
Chicago Milwaukee & ST. Paul rail
road company, was opened at the
Circuit Court Monday, and took up all
of the day and Tuesday, today. At
the time of going to press the case
was just given to the jury, and no
verdict had been brought in. Opinions
differed as to the outcome OF the case,
some believing Peat would win,
through his disinterested witnesses,
while others beiieved it would be de-
cided in favor of the railroad company,
through the abundance Of its testi-
mony against Peat, even though it's
witnesses were all trainmen.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
KELLNER.

Mrs. w. j. Granger is a victim OF
the grip this week.
Orville -Brockway, of Babcock, was
a business visitor here Saturday.
w. j. Granger is painting the two
houses of Mr.. Billings this week.
w. J. Granger spent few days in
Grand Rapids and Stevens Point the
past week.
VIM. Withers and son, made trip
to Stevens Point this week where
they purchased horse.
Mrs. o. D. Billings and daughter,
Hazel. visited Grand Rapids Friday.
The latter having some dental work
done.
Mrs. Ely, of Monroe Center, has
been visiting at the home OF her
daughter, Mrs. G. Fl. Munroe for
about week.
0. D. Billings has accepted a
position with A. H. Kleberg, of Ne
koosa. He expects to move his family
there in the near future.
Things had the appearance of
Halloween in certain vicinity of
Kellner Friday morning. 1t must be
some one got badly mixed up and
thought it was fall instead of spring
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
SPRING CATARRH
Changeable Weather Causes Disease
Breathe Hyomei and Cure Catarrh.


Breathe Hyomei and Cure Catarrh.
The changeable weather of Spri q g
with its warm days and cold nights,
is responsible for great increase in
the number of cases of catarrh. It is
now that HyOmei, the only guaranteed
treatment for catarrh that cures
without stomach dosing, should be
used In every home.
HyOmei is a scientific method by
which pure air impregnated with
Natures own remedies for the cure of
catarrh, can be inhaled by every
sufferer in his or her home. Breathed
through the neat pocket inhaler that
comes with every outfit. it's healing,
volatile. antiseptic fragrance reaches
the lungs and air passages. as no
stomach dosing possibly can do. 1t
gives immediate relief and makes
lasting cures.
Proof that the Hyomei treatment
will do all that is claimed for it is
found IN the guarantee under
which John E. Daily sells it, an
agreement to pay back the price, if
the purchaser can say that Hyomei
has not given satisfaction. Complete
outfit 81 90; extra bottles SOC.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
FROM STORK
TO UNDERTAKEN

The stork disappears, and we look
into the cradle and behold male
child. After running the gauntlet OF
measles, mumps and chicken pox he
enters school. At the age Of ten he
is red-headed, freckle-faced boy, and
the terror of the neighbOrhood. At
twelve he is an apprentice in a
printing Office. AT eighteen he has
acquired two cases Of long primer AND
an army press, and is the editor OF a
country newspaper. At twenty he is
married. At thirty he is a bald
headed, stoop-shouidered and the
father OF large family. At thirty
five he is a corpse in a cheap pine
coffin, and has 500 delinquent
subscribers file past his bier for the
last look, they are heard to say: "He
was good fellow, but he couldn't
save his money."-LOckwOOd MO-,
Times.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
There Is q Difference.

The difference between Kennedy s
Laxative Honey and Tar and all other
cough syrups is that it moves the
bowels, thus expelling cold from the
system. This relaxes the nerve-tis-
sues and by it's healing effect on the
throat and lungs the cough is relieved
cured entirely. Kennedy's is the
original Laxative Honey and Tar and
contains no opiates. Good alike for
young or old. Tastes good. Sold by
J. E. DAILY Drug Company and F. l..
Steib s. Company.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
Strictly Genuine.

Most Of the patent medicine
testimonials are probably genuine.
The following notice recently
appeared in the Atchison (Kan.)
Globe: "Joe Tack, a well known
engineer, running on the Missouri
Pacific between Wichita and Kiowa.
lately appeared in a big one, with a
picture, and when he was in this
office today, we asked him about it.
He says he had terrific pains in his
stomach, and thought he had a
cancer. His druggist recommended
Kodol and he says it cured him. He
recommended it to others, who were
'also cured" Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat and cures all
stomach troubles. Sold by J. E.
DAILY Drug Company and F. L. Steit
& Company.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16

the past week alone, no less
than five cyclones have visited the
United States, causing loss of q
million dollars and a Thousand lives.
The storm path extends toward
Wisconsin, and now is the time to look
up cyclone insurance. t. G. Gilkey,
Grand Rapids, Wis, will insure city
property for three years for 81 per
thousand, and farm property for $3.50
per thousand, for three years. See
him at once. 1927.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
II. E. Church.

There will be special prayer
service at the M. e. Church
Thursday evening at 1880. Every
member and prObationer are urged to
be present. Strangers also welcome,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
LAST WEEK OF SERVICE

The gospel meetings of DeVoe and
Shields being held in the G. A. r.
hall will close next Sunday evening,
May 81. These services have been
very successful and an organization
will be formed next Sunday afternoon
with membership OF about fifty.
Two more went forward last even
ing and presented themselves for
baptism and church membership.
Rev. Mr.. DeVoe will speak tonight
upon the Lifting up of the Brazen
Serpent" or "a Visit to the Camp Of
Israel"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
infiamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infiamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it Is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed condition of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, rs cents.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
BENEFIT RECEPTION
WEDNESDAY MAY II

Great preparations are being made
for the benefit reception to be held at
the home of Mrs. g. r. Gardner
Wednesday night, tomorrow. The
proceeds from the reception will go
toward fixing up and identifying the
cemetery, and those who would like
to see the city of the dead beautitied,
and more neatly arranged, are especi-
ally invited to attend the reception.
A special musical and literary program
has been arranged. as follows:
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16
DATES TO REMEMBER


Wednesday. May IL.
The ladies' aid society Of NJ. E
church, west side, will meet with
Mrs. Charles kellogg.
The west side ladies' aid society
OF the Congregational church will
meet with Mrs. e. r. ROSsier.
Friday. May 10.
Ladies of st, Katherine'S Guild
will meet with Mrs. BirOn.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1905-05-16

The Wisconsin Central railway will
sell one way colonist's rate Of S22. sc
from March to May Is, and Septem-
Der Is to October 81, from st. Paul
and Minneapolis, Omaha and Kansas
City, to all Washington and Idaho
points, as far west as EllenSburg,
Wash. A rate of s25 to all Puget
Sound and Pacific Coast points. For
further information please call at
Wisconsin Centra, Depot, J. W.
Hancock,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-QGfo barum. Sunss @itts
pe: nSit es pubr, Serr DOttor, ouB
bic @erbeiratbeten IGnser leben uls bic
SunsseIeIIen9" SottOr: Sang ri4z
tis! 9tber lpie iolIte es aud ni9t Ieiu
= iie iino bod sesen cine Wtense llns
annebmli9teiten bes 2sbens bur9 ben
gbeitano -" Sunge Witttps: r9ss
i6iiBti" SOttOr: .Wouen iasen ubs
sebGrtet."
-aus beraafsrne. Sn Der
Snitruttionsitunoe belebrt Der Inter
offiSier feline aanOniere iiber ibr @er=
bdlten uubsr 9ienit unb auberbalb Der
&aisrns. Gum S9luB ite[t er feline
ssragen: .8anonier 8iulet, mas t6uit
Su, penn Su iiebit, bab 0ein @oree=
Iebtsr BON irgenopel9en &erlen pers
bausn pirb2" 8ialet ertpiOert: .Ssrr
llnteroffi5ier. i'd sri;b' ibm."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-Smmer bDflia. 8eIlner
(bem OuOonsebenben prOfeFor 8. iebr
6efliien nu6eiIeno): n8er3eiben Der
6err PrOfsFor, SerrnProfefOrs Stod
Iinb in Der @de iteben gebliebenl"
- Die ri9ttgen Ramen.
Serr: ~Sbr babt ulIo 3pillinge be-
tOmmen, &urIden9" 8arl9en: nSu,
uOrgeitern.- Serr: nWie iperbet sSbr
Iie oenn nennen2" &arl6en: n0ons
ner unb Soria!" Serr: .0as iinb
ia elm puar mertipiirbise Rumen." !"
&arl4en: rSa, pupu bat iie uber 10
genannt, als er bDrte, buB iie angetomz
men tparen."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

Gin 9 6lauer. Rebatteur:
nOer neue Reporter fdeint Iebr intel
ligent gu iein. SD babe ibm gerube
gefagt, er biirfe bas papier nur uuf
elmer Settle beI6reibsn unb er tpOlIte
piFen, auf pel9er!"
= Gin 9 S9neIGbenter T.
2eutnant Geiner 5iIdbame beim Del
Iert einen &null6onbon iiberrei6eno):
rsSiir Sbr 8riiber9en, bitte!" Dame:
sd babe tein 8riibsr9en4 2euts
nant: ,9unn bite fiirS9pefsrden!"
DAME: pSab aud tein S9peterden!'
2eutnant (fiir iid): nSonnertpetter
- tabelloIe Yartie!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-unter 86rfsnmdnnern.
o.: nSie buben ulio Sbr 9elO an Der
90rie berloren9" g.: r@erlpren
m09te i6 ni6t iussn, in bem B0rts
den vberIpren" liest bic entfernte
MOsli9teit zines einitigen Bieberfinz
bens."
-8orbei. Ri9ter: Limb tpos
Der itammt bic 9eIbb0rIe9" g.: Die
baB i9 sefunben, Serrllnteriudun9ss
ridter." Ri6ter: nllniinn, sic baben
insgeIdmmt 18 Sabre 8oritrafen ipes
gen SisbitubIs; nit iOIdem 2eumuno
finbet man feline 9elob0rIen mebr."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

MtGbernber Il m tan b.
lInterIuhunosri6ter: pgtlfo Sic
baben benz Subelbuuer Elm 9ierslas an
ben aopf setporfen9" Setldgtsr:
DOS pobl, aber es bat men Sprung
s'bubt."
-gine Sruge. gtr5t: ~Sbre
aruntbeit lit ni9t unbeilbur; BON 5ebn
QerIpnen, bic oapon befallen iperoen,
tpmmen brei nit bem 2eben oaUon!"
Batient: .9itte, Serr 9ottOr. limb
bic iieben anOeren idOn seitOrben9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28
. q pm m 6tam mttfdl. ,Neu

-8pm Stummtii 9. ~yteus
li6, meine Serren, tpurbe in Sibirien
elm Mdmmutb ausgesra6en, bus bate
ii1 10 gut tOnIerOirt, bab es beina6e
nod lebenbig mar"
3Grtli9. profeFor, remit
piitbenb aus benz Stubtr5immer:
v@er ma9t einen 10 fdredIiden Sei>
oenlGrm9 @ie Ioa man bu seiIttg
arbeiten9" Srau prOfeiIOr, ipeineno:
.2l9, i6 bing bic 8Orbdnge auf uno
bin bon Der Srittleiter gefallen." PRO-
feFor: ,glber fam man oas ni9t
rubiger ma9en!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-Greunbf6aftlt9. Mlus
iitus, Der i'm fiinften Stod elm mDblirz
tes 3tmmer betpobnt, lieit auf benz
SpuSierguns nit isinsm 6reunbe an
einem Sauie bic einem sroBen 8ompos
niften setpibmete grinnerungstafel
'unO Iast Oarauf: rWas idreiben lie
iuobl einit. tpenn i9 niat mebr bin, an
bas Suus, in benz ib ieBt ipobne9"
Sreunb: vDas man I9reiben
pirb9 9us: i'm fiinften Stod bieIes
Sauies lit elm mOblirtes 3immer gu
permietben."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-Gritaunti6. o.: sic ipas
rem ia neuIih eine 3eit lang in Gnss
Lamb, Serr Profefor. fuie Ipridt man
bsnn bort iibsr 9euti9lanb9" g.:
nNun, ipte foGlte man ba ippbI Ipres
6en9 GnsIif4 nutiirli4."
-@erSDeifstter @prsua.
Marie: nSit es benn pirtli6 ipdbr,
baB 0u beiratben pirit9 9u baIt Iebr
Idnse fpurten miiFenl" 9nna: .Sas
pobI! 9ufiir tperbe i6 aud slsi6 bic
brittle 5rau meines 8erlobten!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28
gu sewiiieubaft.

ne. Su, bic Dame tommt mir aud
70 betannt por. iper 1T iie benn9"
rWleine friibere Sdreibmumiell!"
Die 1T ubtr reisenb! .Darum
gins iie bsnn fort bon 9ir2"
nSu, rei5enb 1T iie - aber lie mar
Su setpifenbuft. 9enf Dir nur, i9
made ibr einit einen fOrmli6en Ssis
rdtbsdntrug. -"
Limb iie9 Die Safe pirb intereIs
Tunt -"
LIMB iie9 sic itenosrapbirt alles
piinttli6 unb lest mir meine Worte
in fd0ner Nufdinsnidrift gum llRs
terI9reibeR bort"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-grgdnSuns. .Sis tpolIsn bic
Bittpe @oIbfein beiratben9 Die bat
uber cine 3peifelbafte @ereausenbeit."
- ~0a puiisn mir gang gut auium'
men: i'd babe eine 5peifelbafte 3u'
tunft."
= bere6enbar. Srdu:
~unfere a0din bat eins eigsne 3eitbe'
re9nung." Wann: rGi, ipisio OeHn9"
6rau: ~arbeitet fie eine bulbe Stuube,
meint iie. bier StunSsn searbeitet su
buben; bleibt Tie ab.r bier Stunben
aus. meint iis, es Tsi nur cine buIbs
Stunbe ge'ueisn.-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

9spot. 8OrseIeBtsr: r9ei mir
iit seitern Rd4mitt1g um flint llbr ein
flsinsr Sunge ausetommen. Inter
beumter (beidsiben): nglu4 bel mir,
!Ssrr SetretGr. nutiirli9 eine Stun
be ipGter." y
Seine Sirmd. ~. .Mlein
WablIpru9 lit: r@brburteit Dor uls
lsm!" So bat mir - beiIpielsneiie
- elm Sunbe lebtbin cine Rednung
gum spsiten Wlale bs5ablt. Wus gluua
ben Sic, mas i'd get9an bube9, .Wie;s
nem Gompdguon Die 9dIfte oupOn ges
Qebenl"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28
gaiienoes Wiittel.

,0ent' Dir, seItern lit meine Grau
IN Sbnma6t gefullen, tpeil id ibr bas
aeninI6te 9lutomobil abI9lug. Sic
if aber I6nelI lpieber Su iih setoms
men!"
,glba, 9u buit tbren @unid err
flute"
.Sds ni9t - uber ia bub' iie To-
fori an einem GIGi6den Sen5in ries
aen lafen!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

- Seimse5ublt. @ait i'm
SOmmerboteI (Oer eben feline Re9nune
be5ublt bat, ironiI6): rSOffentlid
pirb Sbr 9etpifen Sic nidt allSu
idper oriiden, Serr Wirtb." Dirtb:
%, oa tOnnen sic gang rubig ieiu; es
lit mir gang sleidsiiltis, ipie unb tpr
sic Sbr 8elo berbdbenl"
3petfeGbufte eqnsrtens
nung. 5ruu pom Sauie: nHi6t
pabr, Serr Sottor, meine So6ter
ipielt re6t nett &lapisr - tpsnn frei.
lid uu6 nod man6sr Bod nit unters
IGuft2!" StuoioIus: %, bus mu9t
gar nidts, ib bin Elm Sreunb Der
n8odmuIit"!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

Simmer fdtagfertig.
gbuurb: rSeBt @uter. bin i'd bOlIe
o9tSebn Sabre alt, luB mid beute
aIIein ms 8irtbsbdus seben." Batter:
rRun, 10 tbue, mas bu ni9t laFen
fannit." @buarO: r9lber, Batter,
9elb! ib babe tein 9elb." @ater:
So laiIe, mas bu ntdt tbun tunrit."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28
Sts srufen oiube.

Den 3ahn Tam i'd leiOer nidt rttz
BEN = bas 1T gu sefGbrlid!"
pSuit 9 9tngit, buB . mir N &ies
fer iprensft2"
r9as net = aber bub 0u mir a
@utI9n 9ibit!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

Plus pel1em @runOe ippllen Stt
benn 10 einen Iangen Strufuufidub?"
rNu, ipifen g. Serr Staatsannali
= pteIlei4t tommt nod a bibI 'pua
hd5u!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-Das seniist. 9aft: rSie,
&ellner, pie lunse lagerte oieier Slid
bel Sbnen9" &ellner: y@er3eibuns,
Serr, i'd bin erit OOrseitern bier eingss
treten."
oarum. Wli9el: y9sIt,
Sans, bieIe Radt bat aber oas lln9es
pitter arg setuiitbet!" Suns: rWann
par's benn9" WideI: r9eraOs na9
Mittsrnu6t." Sans: n9a tam i'd
gerabe erIt beim unb meine Ssrau las
mir bic 2epiten." Mi9el: rSd
barum bOrteit Ou ni9ts."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

- aba! 9(nseitellter: Der
Serr Director arbeitet eben unb bat
itengitens Oerboten, i'm gu itOren.
6rember: SD muB u6er bur9aus
ibn fpre6en" 9lngeitelIter: nNun,
Oa peden sic ibn ieIber."
-Mo bern. 9raf: -. ..Sie ipds
rem alIU, tpie sic fasen, Ssbn Sabre
Giniiebler!. :. @arum tommen Sic
benn iebt lpieber in bieStabt9" StelIes
Iu9enoer: rDeil ih in Rub' uno Sriez
ben leben m09f. Sd bin pOr lduter
8'fu6' gang nerpDs 'por'n!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

8eim Setrdtbsper
m ittfer. Serr: p... glber ous
JrGuIein bintt ia. ipenn es gebt!" -
.0urum 1T es audi bisber iiBsn ges
blieben."
@tGerbings. o.: rSu pillit
aus 2tebe beiratben9 Gin drmes
WGb9en2" g.: nWie Su Iaeit." 81:
.Grlau6e, 9u matIt ia bic Sldubiger
nod psiIimiitiidsr, ais Iie pbne6in
iino!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

8e9iffeur: rWtr tOnnen ben
~2pbensrin" beute unmogli4 geben -
Der S4tpun iit pOlIitGnOig bon WtOts
ten aerfreFen."
Sireftpr: y46 mas - bd lafz
fen mir ben 2Obengrin einfa4 angeras
belt tommen!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

Parpenu gum neuen Siener):
$50, SObanu, iebt i6auen sic emma!
bier in meinen 9eloIpino, odmit sic
fpiffen, tper unb mas Sbr neuer Serr
is!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

- auf llmpegen. SIuat;
nSu, MOIes, lit Der 2epi. lpie man
iugt, Elm Du9erer?" MoIes: nDeiBt,
Sidut, eieentlid net; gu bobe Pro'
sent9e nimmt er net, uber er nimmt f
breimal i'm Sa6r."
@infa9. S2mierenbirettor:
rDollen uns oenn Serr Qmtmann
ni6t audi nit 5ruu 9emublin mai
beebren9" glmtmann: .Meine Srau
1T leiOer idperbOrig!" Sdmierenbis
rsttor: %. bus mudt ni9ts; ba reben
mir einfa9 luuter!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

8etdtigung. 9tnna:
rWein 8rGutigam 1T elm tluger unO
re4tIi9 bentenoer Meni9. Der es iebr
ernIt nit unIerer 8erIObung nimmt." Z"
emma: n49 ia, i'd babe seb0rt, Ct
babe bereits cine 9lGubiserperiumm'
lung einberuIen."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

yBarum 1T benn bic iunse Sruu
bes 9rufen 9luu6erg INNER 10 tiei
perIdleiert?"
rWabrideinltd mill fe nt6t bur9s
bliden Iafen, pie OieI 9elb iie but!"'
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

-@eifesab abpeIenb. Sof>
ratb: Sinh Serr qrOfeFur perbeiraz
tbet9" profefOr: nllnmOglid 1T es
eisentlt4 ni4t."
-Sra fif der 8epets. Serr
(ber iib nit 10000 Mart in bic Ge=
bensberiideruns einsetuuft bait:
n4lIo penn i9 3. 3. nd9fte Dode
ftiirbe9" - 9(sent: nDiirbe id iofort
Sbrer Sruu einen Seirat6santrug ma
den = 10 iiber lit bic Summe."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

- Il m pnf. o.: .Run, tpie
gebt es bem @utten na9 Der Marienz
bubsr &ur?" Srau g.: %, Der lit
fdOn pisber um brei aiIO riidfGlia
geporben."
- @mpfinbli9. 1. Serr:
~Sean, mir eine PortiOn 8dlbstopf!"
2. Serr: rMir eine portion Stodz
fii9!" 8. Serr: mir O9IenmauGs
iuIat. 4. Serr: (piitbenb aufiprin=
senO): nMeine Serrsn, IoG bas pieIs
lei4t auf mid semiinSt iein9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28

Gin Oulber. Sic: v&ommit
Su i6on pieber 10 fpGt aus bem
Dirtbsbauie! Sd babe fein 9luge
pGbrenb Der gan5en 3eit Sutbun t0ns
nen!" gr: ~Sd, bsntit Su benn -
i69!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-12-28
terfenntnig.

.9tber edaB, i9 staubte. Did in
Der Slide gu finben, unb Nun iiBt Su
am Sliisel unb pbantuiirit!"
pSIt bas niht befer, als tpenn i'd
in Der Slide pbantuiirs9!"