St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-11-10

DO women put powder OH their
noses so they'll blow out
easier3
There's certainly some trouble
Bruin for Portland's new chief OF
police.
Why is it that a doctor and for
tune-teller never do business with
themselves
The man who lives next door to
a cemetery isn't troubled with
gossiping neighbors.
Isn't il awful embarrassing
when your street car runs over a
striped cat that ism a catI
The man who successfully man
ages his wife has his hands full he
has no time to loaf around.
To please the car conductor hand
him a $40 gold piece when he's
short of change. II he smiles he S
a christian. The chances are he
isn't.
The man with bathtnb in his
house doesn't bathe nearly as often
as the one who has to separate
from two bits to patronize another
fellows.
More than 1000. 600 lives were
lost in Portland last week by the
burning Of a hotel aud lodging
house. All the occupants were in
bed, too.
Don't borrow trouble. Add.
vertisement. No, that's right,
don't: but lend all you can OF the
unpleasant stuff Give IL away, IL
YOU have to.
"A Boston man sprained his
shoulder trying TO draw a cork
from beer bottle, The moral, OF
course, is-get bottles with pat.
ent shoppers.
Every time we learn of ~ being
killed IN railroad wreck or by the
sinking Of vessel il comes TO us
more and more that ~ is a blamed
unlucky number.
The Evening Wisconsin says
" Japan is on the eve OF making
money faster than she ever did"
Mnst be they are going to start
japanese Art Admirers Club"
over there
a preacher in Virginia has been
suspended because he kissed
member OF his flock. A preacher
who wouldn't run the risk OF sus-
pension, or even expulsion. in
case like that would be no good.
Another one at san Jose, Caliior-
mia, OH Saturday. Clerenee Van
Bolekan, high school lad, passed
into eternity via football route
skull crushed: lived 40 minutes
after accident. It's noble game.
We have never known of a case
where man kissed a woman
whom he knew unless she kinder
wanted him To. OF course, ii the
affair leaks ont then (and then
only II was done without her
consent
After spending nine years, six |
months and twenty days in a
temporary" building Chicago has
moved into her new postoffce.
Must he that the monument com
mlttee of Portland is working along
the same time lines!
Isn't II a wonder that more
plugged coins and slugs are not
palmed of on the street car con
iuctors' Possibly the passengers
that the ''con" has To
make good" all such coins and
have compassion for him.
Rev, t. l.. House, OF Portland,
'ays there is graft among under
akers who give preachers a com
mission for sending business their
way, We thought IL was only
loctors who sent business along
he undertakers' way
Schoolma ans are SO anxious 10
each at Skamokawa (Washington)
hat they offer their services free OF
IL charge During the second
erm ot work every one of the
eachers has gotten a husband-
he plan not failing in sixteen
ears.
ShawS ; play. Mrs. Warren's {
'roieSsion, is booked for a long
I'M, The press and the pulpit :
ave s,igmatized il as "nasty"- -
nd that means that in every city A
here the company's play seats I
MI sell al premium. II is al
avs 50.
boy s'epPed into ST. Johns car,
but quick Was in dispair-
Of he'd los, cent from the five he had
Aud could not pay his fare. A
st then an auto passed along
And the boy was out OF his pickle;
took one sent from the automosmell
And gave the conductor a nickel!
THORN. ID