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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-05-18
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You can never tell the worth
Of man or cigar until you try
them.
A lot of men grow wrinkles on
their foreheads in trying to be
smooth.
When fellow hugs his best
girl he does not think it a mere
matter of form.
Two things will cause a man to
review his past, drowning and
smoking his first cigar.
Some men are of such despi-
cable natures that feas refuse to
jump on them.
Poverty may not be disgrace,
but it is apt to be sign of shift
lessness.
No man has so little credit that
he is unable to find some woman
who will trust him.
There are lot of angels moving
about this wicked world wearing
calico aprons as DISCUSSES.
| When man takes a woman for
better or worse would you call him
a matrimonial kleptomaniac?
The fresh young man, sooner or
later, discovers that he is stale
drug in the worlds opinion.
! If your joke lacks a point, there
is no danger that anyone will get
much STUCK on 1t.
No man likes to perform regur-
citation after having once been in
a receptive mood when called
liar.
When disgruntled with the high
position some people hold in life,
, remember that even they had to
, creep at one period of their lives.
"The trouble with some people
I is they allow themselves to be dis
couraged by criticism, and the
trouble with others they do not"
Verify, woman is queer crea-
l ture. She gets mad if other
women do not admire her husband
and becomes jealous if they do.
l We often hear of a song or reci-
tat1on az being executed, but in
3 many cases it would be better If
!, the performer we're decapitated.
r One half the world does not
. know the troubles of the other
o half and if asked to listen to them
, would invite it to ego tell a
q policeman"
Advertising, as rule, pays; but
r the woman who is advertising the
Q fact that she is anxious to get mar
d RED generally finds herself placed
on the old maid shelf.
We heartily accord with Frank
M. Eddy when he says, "a lie that
makes people happy is better than
truth that makes people unnec-
essarily sad"
When entering into a debate
It upon the subject of your oppo-
nent's veracity be sure you are of
superior physical development
before taking up your side of the
question.
The letter Sc" is the most un-
fortunate letter in the English
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-05-18

which will be held in that city
next fall.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30

want to give this city a good team
if I can do it. hope that everybody
will pitch in and see what can be
done. If everybody just cuts loose
and boosts, We may get started yet
and do business. Further than that,
have not single thing to say"
The new captain decided to make
change in the batting order, Cole will
lead off; Dick Brown viii be
second; Quigley is next, then come
Dunn, Abbott, Blackburn, Henry,
Crum and the pitcher in order. Browns
elevation will doubtlessly cause cOnsid-
cradle surprise. The theory is that
since Brown is the best bunter on the
team, an Acknowledged fact, and Cole
who precedes him. gets on bases more
than any one else, sacrifice hits may
be very valuable, with batters like
Dunn, Abbott and blackburn to follow
up.
For the present Abbott will still play
in center field. Blackburn will play at
first, really the only place at which his
weight will allow him to perform.
Blackburn has a baseball experience
as long as Fitsimmons' arm. His first
advent into fast company was with
/ Syracuse in the Eastern League in
1896 The next year he was with the
Baltimore Orioles in the National
League as a pitcher. That was the
year that the Orioles lost the pennant
to Boston by seven points. Then he
went back to Syracuse again ana from
there to the Southern League with
/ Nashville When the Cotton States
league was organized he caught or
with Natchez and stayed two years.
Last year he played no baseball. This
spring Oklahoma sent for him. He
was tried out at second base. while first
or the field was where he belonged.
Because he did not show up well, out
side Ct his hitting, he was sent to Guth-
RE and from there transferred to Sc
daIia He did not sign up with the
| Shoplifters although they wanted him
/ badly, and when Topeka sent him q
/ cali he came at once.
! Blackburn is terrific hitter
/ Though with Oklahoma but ten days
he managed to hit the ball at clip
/ of .457. He has played seven games
for Topeka, and in not single one
has failed to get a least one hit Out
i of % times at the bat in those seven
/ contests he has made nine hits. giving
him an average of .321. Pitchers over
the circuit are generally afraid of him.
When oklahoma City played here re
| Gently Dud Risley instructed Halla to
/ let him walk at one time when a man
! was on second and two ont The next
1 dav the same situation Ges ne 4
4 Root in the J755s.#5 Tho soldier boy too
received instructions to issue pass,
but he put the ball over the plate.
I Blackburn hit it for two sacks, send
/ ing home a runner. Root was sent TO
the bench by Risley for disobedience-
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30

developments caused by the controversy
over the location of a branch of the
medical school at Kansas City, to again
consider location of the new gynnasi-
um building. and to determine some
matters in connection with the compile
tion of the law school building.
The new instructors to be added to
the faculty with the beginning of the
fall term as recommended by Chancel-
lor Strong and approved by the regents
are as follows: Miss Helen Phipps, of
the American conservatory Of music,
Chicago, to be instructor in violin; P.
F. Walker of the University of Maine,
to be associate professor of mechanical
engineering; H. A. Rice, Of Lehigh. to
be assistant professor of civil engineer
ing; N. J. Wheeler of Purdue universi-
ty, to be assistant professor Of civil en-
gineering; c. H. Gray. of the University
of Chicago, to be assistant professor OF
rhetoric English language; Wallace
NOtestein, of Yale, to be assistant pro-
fessor of European history; DR.. M. F.
Sadler, of Johns Hopkins and Cornell
universities. to be assistant professor of
anatomy; Herbert H. Vaughn, of Michi-
gan and Harvard universities, to be as
sistant professor in French; Elsie
Neuenschwander, of the University of
Kansas, to be assistant professor of
French; Lulu Gardner, of the Universe
ty of Kansas, to be assistant in Eng
lish; r. E. Palmer, of the University
of Kansas, to be assistant in German.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30

through the advice of Mrs. Pinkham,
of Lynn, Mass, which is given to sick
women absolutely free Of charge.
Mrs Pinkham has for many years
made a study of the ills of her sex !;
she has consulted with and advised
thousands OF suffering women. who
to-day owe not only their health but
even life to her helpful advice.
Mrs. Fannie D. Fox, of Chestnut
Street, Bradford, Pa. writes
Dear Mrs Pinkham -
Ae' suffered for q long time with womb
trouble, and finally was told by my physician
that had tumor on the womb / did not
want to submit to an operation, so wrote you
for advice. I received your letter and did as
YOU told me- ana to-day I am completely
cured nv doctor says the tumor has disap-
pSared. and am once more a well woman.
I beieve Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
poun9 is the best medicine in the world for
women"
The testimonials which we are con-
stantlypablishing from grateful women
esta blsh teyond a doubt the power of
Lydia E. pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound to conquer female diseases.
Women suffering from any form of
female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs
Pinkham. at Lynn, Mas. She asks
nothing in return for her advice. It is
absolutely free, and to thousands of
women has proved to be more precious
than gold.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30
POLICE COURT NOTES.

Larry Harris, the bad Kansas City
negro who assaulted T. B. Raub We'd
nesday night, intended to make but a
short visit, but all indications point to
a hundred day stopover. After hear
ing the details of the brutal assault on
Mr.. Raub, Judge Urmy decided last
evening that Harris was entitled to the
maximum fine. The bad negro will
spend 100 days on the city rock pile,
beginning as soon as his hand which
was cut on the teeth of his victim, is
in condition to handle a stone hammer.
The police say that Harris will not
escape, as many other long term pris-
oners have done, as he is scheduled to
wear fifty pounds of hardware at
tached to his leg with a Yale lock.
George Bird, one of the men arrest
ed Wednesday night for shooting in the
city limits, was fined SIS in police
court last evening. F. Merrill, who
was with Bird at the time. was re-
leased after he proved that he did not
have a revolver.
James Brown, a railroader, was
fined $40 this morning for disorderly
conduct. He was in the company of a
colored woman, Mamie Richardson.
when arrested. The woman was fined
$40 for street walking.
Andy Jordan, colored. was picked up
on commitment this morning for an
old crap shooting fine. His appeal to
the district court was dismissed.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30
THE VERY BEST EYER
WOMAN FINDS THIRTY POUNDS IN
A BOX OF PILLS
Begains Weight Lost Through Nervous
Dyspepsia and Female Weakness.
Saves n Relative, Too.
Ever since the discovery Of "a.

Ever since the discovery Of radium
and the manufacture of liquid air,
people have been reader to believe
that wonderful power can be stored
in very few grains of matter. The
story given below shows that health
and happiness for two women were
rolled UP in a few pellets which We're
bought at a drug store for a mere
trihe.
Il never felt better in my life than
do now" Mrs. Wager has been re-
Gently saying to all her acquaintance,
''and yet only two years ago I was all
run down. / had lost thirty pounds of
my regular weight, and was suffering
all the time from a nervous disorder
in my stomach and from other trou-
bIes peculiar to women
How did you bring about such a
change in yourself Mrs. Wager2''
everyone asks in astonishment-
CDR. Williams Pink Pills did It all.
Some friends told me that these pills
would help me, long before was will
Ing to try them 1t seemed altogether
too much to believe, I was then so
weak and miserable. Finally / did try
them, but without any confidence
whatever that they would cure me. I
took them, in fact. first to satisfy my
friends, and at first it looked as if the
trial would end in a dead failure. Ny
friends urge patience until my system
should be brought fully under the in
duence of the remedy. The surprise
came just as I was finishing the fourth
box. Then the good that they had
been quietly doing all the time began
to show itself clearly. I kept on using
them a while longer, and grew better
every day until I was entirely cured,
7 now weigh $50 pounds and tell every
one who is run down to take Dr.. VIII
nams' Pink Pills
do you know of anyone who has
followed your advice with good re-
'sYes. I do. Ny brothers wife was
very misera bic. She was so weak that
she would faint when she was just sit
ting on a chair doing nothing. Her
body was fun of rheumat tism. urged
her to take DR.. Williams Pink Pills
and she finally did so. She has used
only few boxes, but she says that she
already feels like a new woman. She
does all her household work and she
looks as if she felt as we'll as she says
she is. I am so glad that I have found
a medicine that will do all that il
claims"
Mrs. Louise WAGER lives at No. II
Byron street. Wakefield, Mass. DR.
Williams Pink Pills are a prompt and
thorough remedy Tor all diseases OF
the blood and nerves. They tone VI
every nerve in the body. They drive
out of the blood the poison that causes
rheumatism. They strengthen the
stomach and make digestion thorough
and cOnnforta bic. A1ey are particular
ly suited to the special requirements Oi
the delicate organism Of women, cor
recting all irregularities and making
healthy cOmplexions and lively spirits
one of the best things about these
pills is the fact that they do not con
tain the slightest trace of any Harmful
drug. While they are overcoming dis
ease they are building up general con-
ditions Of good health. They are sold
by all druggists.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30
SIMMONS NOT = CANDIDATE.
Not Sure That Judge Lobdeli wants to
Be Congressman.

J. S. Simmons. representative from
Lane county, and member of the state
reformatory board, was in Topeka
Thursday arranging a bond deal for
some of his clients. When asked con-
cerning his boom for judge of the
Thirty-third district to succeed Chas.
Iobden who is talked of for congress
in the Seventh district, Mr.. Simmons
said:
{. Il am not candidate: that is. I am
not making any fight for the place.
IT is not certain that Mr.. Lobdell wants
to be congressman; he has his business
in good shape out there, and is doing
excellent work on the bench. I think
it is doubtful whether he would want
to go to congress. My own affairs are
in such shape that I am well satisfied
to stay where am; the position of dis
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30
INDIA.
AND ARE
GEYgOE THE
TEAS BESs
fGREEN OR BLAcp0
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.


SATIN smooth skin secured using Satin
skin cream and Satin skin powder. 25c.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30
VERY Low RATES.
santa Fe offers Inducements for
Travel, East and West.

Asbury Park, New Jersey. and re-
turn. S33.90, on account of the annual
meeting National Educational associa-
ton, open to the public. Tickets on
sale June 28 to July 1 inclusive. This
is a good rate for New York as Asbury
Park is only one hour and halfs
ride from New York and stop-over
may be had there returning until Au-
gust 81. Very low excursion rates are
in effect from New York, side trips to
Boston and other points may be made
at extremely low rates.
Baltimore and return, $31.25, ac-
count Christian Endeavor convention.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30

trict judge involves great deal of
travelling about and gives a man but
little time at home. Still it might be
possible, of course, that it would seem
best for me to make the race for the
position, in case LobdeH decides to run
for congress-
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30

limit returning July -. Rate OF
$3.50 to Denver, Pueblo and Colorado
Springs on sale daily, final hEnit re-
turning October 81
For full Information address 7. L
King. c. P. and 7. A. Topeka
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30

Tickets on sale July 1. 2, g. Can be
extended to leave Baltimore as late as
August 81.
Denver and return, $500, Epworth
League convention. Tickets on sale
June 80 to July 4 inclusive Final
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30
FOURTH OF July EXCURSION.

Rates Via Rock Island System.
one fare plus 50 cents to all points
on Rock Island System. Tickets on
sale July 1 to inclusive, with final
return limit July s. See Rock Island
agents.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30

SPECIAL
Any Of our $3.50 and $500 Boys
Shoes in Patent Colt, Ct On
Box Calf and Vici NOZ
for.
One lot of odd sizes in Boys Shoes
SITS, $500 and $2.25 d Or
grades-while they last. P AsAJ
One lot of $3.50 and $500 Mems
Work Shoes, good sizes g, 8, 10
and 1Is-special during az
sale ................. @HVV
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-30
NEW K. 0. INSTRUCTORS.
Board of Regents Approves of Several
Appointments.

Lawrence, Kan, June 3O.-The board
met in called session here, to consider
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-02
AFTER THE CORPORATIONS

Disguised With the failure public OFFICIALS 20
enforce service corporations New York TO
legislative reform state Senator Gardiner has
introduced place within the OF taxpayer To sue
directly n supreme compel public sNiss corpora
ton to The advantages Of such law VIII
appea strongly have had occasion 20 protest about
telephone uEht companies They know
that referred the companies and that
ends there In Washington 'H
present Co compel public serve
perform contract hat he must nst request 'h'
city aud refused hy the solicitor the
taxpayer deposng such security az
solicitor demand
OF late an Ubiquitous custom For
example solicitor Of certain action Then tax
payer following requests the solicitor TO
bring following such advice The So
neitor then up the 10 the city The
city advice represent IT, and the So
HECTOR practically sides No fee h saved nd tho
suit Is handled New YORK. Law wosd stop
proceedings appeals 60 'Hersaut OF thu
reopl, 60 cheek the encroachueuta corporations
supreme about equivalent to superior
court he sufficient When the people
demand that which they should
receive public speedy transfer OF
asEanee enjoying rights VIII seek To please 'ha
people Doubtless after trial they MI fna
cheaper VIII good service In lieu q a-
paixn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-02
You Must
Sleep.

III YOU cannot, II Is due 70 an
irritated or congested state OF
tho brain. which will soon de-
velope into nervous pfostfation.
Nature demands sleep. and
il Is as important as food; u
Is a part OF her building aud
sustaining process. This period
OF unconsciousness relaSes the
mental and physical strain. and
allows nature to restore eN-
hausted vitality.
DR.. Miles Nefvine brings
refreshing sleep. because It
sooihes the irritation and re-
moves the congestion.
IL is also a nerve builder; IL
nourishes and strengthens ev-
cry nerve in your body, and
creates energy in all the organs.
Nothing will give strength
and vitality as surely and
quickly as DIR. Miles Nervine.
.'pgrtns The res, wisisTT I h 7.i two
very weak. and IN bad condition. l
vas - nervous / could rot sleep Ny
wife. after fryiHE different remedies.
vent for a doctor. he dgriur vas
cat and a naikhpuT Fscumfur ufi-d III.
NIiasf Narvtun and she brought home
a lsaftls rad not slept for some time,
ana had terrible pains In nay head
After taking fer dorss % Netyin
-. - and
slept I am nov taking the second
bottle ard am very much improved
HENRY NJ SMITH. uneafhin. VI
Or Miles N.rvin. {. sold By your
Druggist. who will guarantee that the
frsf bottle will bsnsft " " taua, ne
~iii refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-02

mrr and accusing her with solemn
phrase aud ddeHtahIe Islander
Think OF tho Judges responding 90
the plea uf Hu animal like Nugrui
whose foul purpose must De obvious
II every honest eye
Two faces HIarsl AZ Ainaleo Nla
gent. with his mask.tIhe coun.
tFuuufc. aud Lorimer with hla dead
face. EaEglug Jas and h9ffid, VA
can't look NuFruf'H eyes sought hers
8lth hurrl gl1aliuE aud Lpumcr 70
followed her with their set stare
all their light masked In glaze ~
death
Suppose be waa dead suppose
HH were 90 die Wa thai what Mad
dak had meant when be said that
NuFrnf could DO nothing for go days
at isaat aud many thluEa might
happen Zoo that time II lnrimer
we're 90 do she would be released.
lie would do sooner or later from
MS IudulErncioa The doctors bad
frequently said 90 lie Naa near
death now No physician was need
81 % tell hcr that HoN much ne
aaH leu ln him That wBs the
question: Wa be 10 live Just long
enough f1 stain the innocent With
the ffath Of bis dying ilpa Would
Cod permit him - cucumber The
earth until be- could pailuie her aud
her dear ones With lila deCaying
touch or what use 20 anybody Or
ln the world was bis got-
tine iifrf
II would take very little % close
those glaEIuE eyes II tarimsrf she
knew luat hUv many grains ~ NOR
uhia would close them forever
She brushed her hair back from
her forehead and passed her hands
over her rycs a. though 10 blot ont
some hidoous metal picture Was
che ruinE madf
IaTimrr would never willingly
take hia own life lie would die
inch BY inch % bis own eareaHea.
he would live nu and on until
She turned from the window. me
ehauleally put ON hef hat took
sameihlnE from her bureau drawer
and thrust II within the folds ~ her
waist -nnmsthlng which Flluorrd
even tn The darkrned room and
then. EropinE her uaf toward the
faur. slipped taNn the stairs and
passed out into the street
Ito BE- continued
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-02

OF fat foods Drink plenty
before breakfast drink glass Of JUDGE lemonade With
little
Fresh fruits green vegetables simple
beautincrz
II the skin roughens
avoid washing the face either before
cloth. tips fingers
rubbing lines and take gently
rubbing With the cloth the colorls
less powder and the face will cleaner and look better than
had been washed
4 great protection from wind and dust
After bathing night little follow
Ing
bcnnon five drops OF Elycne Is dops % of
When Is necessary TO have the hands frequently
slant reiuess oughnsz and sostmes
ela from
eaghB soft towel Rub them oatmeal This
bavs the hands soft and white Wear gloves ms when
OF
ehapped lips y ryeerlns water
and half All skins viii stand Elyeeyns acts poison
and serious skins
almond oil Heat together and while
the mixture Is cooling beat into four five drops OF
tum
soak % grains Of taEacanth
three add
Of alcohol onchah Of yene and sAponu Of
dered borax.
healing irriated skin can be made from ono dram
Apply nght vi
Many find amphor Ice sufficient their This
be made homa One half white
maeet nine castor OIL three powdered lump
white
and stand in Of hot the
until melted Add oil powdered camphor
I'll these melted then add the gyoerine Continue stirring
three fire
stirring until partly coled
then small out
each piece Of eamphor ice in nfo and in cool
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-02

had failed Its letter Htroye e.
avoid the direct admission. hut that
only mphuHked the danger 10
Ainnieu'a sensitive perceptions. She
experienced no shock. however Her
sensations were fhoHe uf tho swords
man Who has been slowly driven
into a CORNER aud aeeH hiH enemieH
closing la On him inch hY inch
There Ia NO shock when the dis
lance lessons though The heart may
euamp and the temples thr1b Ia
bursting AinHIHe could think aH
eoolly az eveH=Iua ruolly Tor the
shaking heart beats. forcing the
blood 60 her head Her brain Was
working with fearful activity
Maddox advised her Co So home
That was "a HHIeld her from the
publicity which would follow The
filing OF NuFeHf.H papers Ho az
NiHod her 10 tell her husband the
whulo story In other wnrdH kay
must soon learn 1f r.. and he was
entitled 90 hear n first from her
lips Maddox wanted her out of the
way and ho Was Eenfly warning her
To prepare fuf the worst This Wa
the beginning ~ che end The nesf
message would counsel her tu an
t.ripnte the scandal Friends and
nriFhbora would receive bier story
with sympathy. Wandrrmrnt. In
rrcdullty and Disbelief hut they
would never forget e.. except per
hana a detail here aud there which
would make it a new and saiarious
story for the TvII# minded Before
long she would have ~ prepare her
child Cor the whispers smiles and
cynical iuuusudasa which wHtFd
surely be- waited - her rafs atd
for what Why must aho rndtNe
thlaf because q set 81 rasfala vsev
lu just peril n the law. or begs1av
a drug. gfased man rrquirrc A.
Yenre9 Which. dear God whiet
Tho laW a horrible lmpon q
Atty. intangible remgraoleas. o.
feeling was lsft 10 DO o. w1rsi w1b
her She had sought the prliecflkn
OF this monster and @ had turnld
% destroy her There was NO atr
she could look % for help Muiad
q not be- better 20 have no laws b
all than laws which could 30 tviN
- hy men - the $uFsut type n
men iike tafimFrf
Think % the law serving and r.
holding a dfaaI.uE hing like LIE.