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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Russian Cure for NERVES"

In certain nerve cure in Russia
they take patients who are i'll in bed
and give them this nerve cure. Gov.
ering them with blankets. they oper
the windows even in the coolest OF
weather and let the wind sweep across
the patient. This wind is supposed tc
quiet the nerves. II is sort of rock
ye-baby-in-the-tree-t kind of rest
The wind blows, you feel as though
you were swaying and your nerves
gradually grow quiet.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

search among the divers garments
which remained hanging on the wall
TO reveal the missing coat, but to no
purpose. Finally giving up in despair.
the little man seized the first coat he
could lay his hands on and set out for
home. It proved fair At, and al
though his heart was filed with anger
at the usurper. of his rightful COW
erings he was partially satisfied.
A few minutes later the tall man
entered the courtroom and went
through the same lavatory exercises
as had his predecessor. This man
was addicted to the use of on office
coat. Removing the latter, he was
surprised to find no garment where
lie was used to leave his undercoat
while at work. After appropriately
cursing the thief, he also seized the
nearest coat available, and worrying
his overcoat on over 1t, wended his
way homeward.
The two met the next morning in
the courtroom.
81 had funny experience last
night" said the small man. thereupon
relating his difficulties.
why, you've got my overcoat," ex-
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
When Sailors Wore Earrings.

Sailors don't wear earrings as they
used to-" said city ship chandler.
I'm the past had a iewelry case and
sold earrings of all kinds. Lately
did away with 1t, for there is now no
money in sailors earrings at all.
But there used to be. Every salt
had his ears pierced and was as proud
OF his earrings as a lady. For some
varieties got as high as $50 pair.
"a sailor would never wear pre-
cious stones, like diamonds or pearls,
In his ears. The only stone he would
wear was agate. That was a funny
fact, wasn't it,"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
MILK CRUST ON BABY.
Lost All His Hair-Scratched Till
Blood Ran - Grateful Mother
Tells OF His Cure by CutI-
cura for 75c.

When our baby boy was three
months old he had the milk crust very
badly on his head. 50 that all tho hair
came out, and 1t itched so bad he
would scratch until the blood ran.
got cake of Cuticura Soap and box
OF Cuticura Ointment l applied the
Cuticura and put a thin cap ON his
head and before l had used half Of
the box it was entirely cured. his hair
commenced to grow out nicely again.
and he has had no return of the trou-
Bile, (Signed) Mrs. H. p. Holmes.
Ashland. Or
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
DID Not Shine Xmas Boots.

Fred Rack, OF San Francisco. the
bootblack who went to England to
fulfill his ambition to shine King Ed
wards boots, was Obliged to content
himself by performing that office for
the lord mayor of London. Rack went
to Buckingham palace and got past
the policemen at the entrance gates
Gearing letter he had written to
Lord Knollys, asking his assistance in
placing himself physically and figura
lively at the kings feet. Lord Knoll
lys refused to aid him.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Deafness Cannot Be, Cured

BY local applications, they cannot reach the die
eased portion Of the ear There Is only one way 70
cure deafness and that Is by remedies
Deafness is caused by an inhamed condition Of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachan Tube. When this
tube Is Innaned you have rumbng sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when It IL entirely closed Deaf
ness IL the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored 70 its normal oOnd
uon, hearing will be destroyed foreyer nine cases
out OF ton are caused by Catarrh, which IL nothing
but an innamod condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We viii give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness lcaused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F.J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 7sr--
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
rown clerk In Pettlcoats.

Miss Clara McAlpine, the young
daughter of William McAlpine of New
Hartford, Conn, and recently a stu.
dent at the Gilbert preparatory school,
is the only woman town clerk in the
state, having qualified to act in the
absence of f. A. Jewell of New Hart.
ford, who has gone to Buffalo for an
extended stay
She issues marriage licenses and
discharges the other duties of the
Office satisfactorily to all applicants
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
DRAPE FOR WINDOWS
SOME OF THE NEWEST DESIGNS
AND FASHIONS.
Prices and Effects to Suit All Prices
and Faneies-cream Lansdowne the
Newest Fabric to BE Added to the
Long List of Curtains.

Fashions in curtains and window
hangings, while not so changeable as,
say, in dress or millinery, nevertheless
vary sufficiently to keep the average
housewife with the desire for being
up to date OR the lookout for the latest
suggestion regarding fabric and ar
rangements. AS for prices they cover
the most extensive range. A few dol
lars will purchase a very presentable
curtain of artistic design and excellent
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

claimed the tall man sliding out of his
garment which the short man had
worn home the. evening before.
The latter turned in establishment
and surveyed his tall friend with
amazement. But his eyes opened still
wider as he was unable to suppress
the statement:
'"But, by thunder you wore my over.
coat for an undercoat."
And then both laughed
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

Dave Wallace, who lives north OF
Mesa and who can be depended upon
to tell the truth, says his little boy
killed a gopher snake near the house
and upon investigation found a china
egg inside the snake. Dave states his
folks have been missing eggs but
could not locate the cause, but this no
doubt solves the mystery.-Phoenix
Republican
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

in bad weather
brought kidney trou.
bles on me, and |
suffered 20 years
with sharp, cramp-
ing pains IN the back
and urinary disor.
ders. | often had to
get up a dozen times
at night to urinate.
Retention set in, and
| was obliged to use
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Dinner In plvlnn Bell.

A diving bell was some years since
utilized rs kitchen to supply re-
past for half a dozen convives who.
for a wager, undertook to cook and
eat dinner OF half dozen courses
beneath the water.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

the catheter | took to my bed, and
the doctors failing to help, began using
Doans Kidney Pills. The urine soon
came freely again, and the pain gradu-
ally disappeared. have been cured
eight years. and though over 20, am as
active as a boys.
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
TEA

is the drink;If you make it
right: good tea, of course.
And it costs a third of a
cent a cup.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like Schilling's Best
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Work and BE hanpN.

No man can be thoroughly miser-
able who has work to do. The direst
misery is the result Of self-centered
life. Unhappiness cannot exist in its
keenest form when self is forgotten
Hugh
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Robbery.

Mrs. Subbubs-That man you sent
here with the load of wood charged
me fifty cents for simply piling It on
the ground.
Mr.. Subbubs-For simply piling 1t
on"
Mrs. Subbubs-Yes.
Mr.. Subbubs-My! That was sim.
ply piling It on,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
To Preyent chapped Hands.

Many women who do their own work are
much annoyed in winter with chapped
hands. This may be avoided by using Ivory
Soap for dish washing and toilet purposes.
Dry the hands thoroughly each time after
they have been In water, and rub with a
little oatmeal-water or some good lotion.
ELEANOR II. PARKER
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Return to Native Soil.

The Benedictines from France, who
have settled at Malvern, England,
have merely come home again. King
Edward the Confessor, founded a
hermitage at Malvern. and after the
Norman conquest, in 1866. the hermit.
age became a Benedictine priory.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Sunday sehaoI Collection.

After the annual Sunday school ser.
mon had been preached at st. AIMS.
Nottingham, a collection was made in
aid of the sick and poor. The gifts
included thirty-five orange. 213 eggs,
forty-six pots of jam, 102 bananas.
ffty-six tomatoes, sweets, tea, dolls
and toys.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Musical REGIMENT.

The First East Surrey Regiment OF
the British army is never without
music. When its band is not playing,
thirty men who are experts on the
mou.h-organ provide the music, the
whole regiment whlstling an accom-.
paniment.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Salt Along the Congo.

Along the central part of the Con.
go river there are number of salt
marshes. The Africans dig shallow
holes in these, whence issue streams
of hot water which. on being eyapo-
rated, leaves a residue of salt.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Submarine Cables.

There are $40 submarine cables in
the world, the length of which
amount to 17S,919 miles. Most of
these belong to private parties, only
$4,000 miles being owned by the vari-
GUS governments. All, however, bring
daily orders from every land on the
globe, for Pillsbury's Vitos. the all
day food
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Cannot Escape the Assessor.

The taxpayers of eastern London
are complaining bitterly of the rigor
OF their assessment. The case is cit
ed of a man who had his assessment
raised because he erected a cucum-
Der frame in his back garden.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Baboon Was Happy.

When battalion of infantry was
leaving Ens1 >r-r South Africa. a
oaoooD. the - lertai mascot. show
ed an amount of'joy that was ih strik-
ing contrast with the demeanor of
most Of his military friends. HE
knows he's going back home" said
sergeant.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Punishment for suicide.

A young man lately made a justice
of the peace was asked by another
what he would do with a man who
committed suicide. The squire an
swered with much ministerial gravity:
HE must be confined to the state pris-
on at hard labor for life"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
EACH WORE THE OTHERS COAT
An Amusing incident Between a
Short Man and q Tall Friend.

Short Man and O TAN Friend.
A coat comedy occurred recently In
Chicago press bureau. Two en-
ployees of the concern, one extremely
bhort. the other tall, had been detained
overtime, and did not leave the Office
until the hooks in the courtroom were
practically bare.
The short man entered first, and
after washing his face and hands turn.
cd to the hook where he was accustom-
ed to leave his overcoat every day.
What was his surprise and disgust
TO find nothing there. Then began a
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
An Enalneer,s Iralnlna.

Experience alone enables a man so
to design and so to carry his design
into practice that he can achieve COM
mercial success with them. Gradually
and happily 1t is beginning to be UNI
derstood that the college can impart
only portion of the information an
engineer should possess.-Engineer.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
EA

What do we mean when
we say we like coffee better
than tea?
Your grocer returns your money If you don't
like Schtlling's Best,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
PITY the Poor Clerk.

An advertisement from the York.
shire Post: would any lady of
means care to marry poor crowded.
out clerk, age thirty-seven?"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Turnlna Out Thlmbles.

It requires the workmanship Of
twenty men and the use of much cost.
ly machinery to- make that dainty
article of the household, the thimble.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Women 10 Take Census.

When the new census is taken In
Germany in December women will be
employed for the first time to collect
the returns.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
wife Is Beast Of Burden.

In Abyssinia a mans wife is still
his beast of BURDEN wood in many
places is sold by "the woman's load. ("
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
TEA

Comfort, tea comfort, actu-
ally costs nothing; good tea
is cheaper than no tea at all.
booklet, How TO Make Good Tea.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
chIrese Moth Is Laroest.

The largest moth known is the
Giant Atlas, found in China, the wings
OF which measure nine inches across.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

Mrs. Yfnsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces In
Examination, allays palm wind colo CSC bottle.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. THos. ROBBINS,
Maple Street. Norwich. N. Y. Feb u. 1900.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
TEA

The least of our advan-
tages is: we are nearest the
bush it grows on.
Write for our knowledge Book, A. sohiIling a
Company, San Francisco.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Alcohol in Liquors.

The tumblers represent half pint,
and the wine glasses half gill. The
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
TEA

Can you buy anything bad
on the terms of Schilling's
Best?
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Important 20 Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle of CAsToR1A,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
IN CONSTANT AGONY.

A West Viralnian's Awful Distress
Through Kidney Troubles
w. L. Jackson, merchant, of Park.
ersburg, w. Va, SAYS: Driving about
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
TEA

Moneyback makes our adj
vertisements true. Schil-
ling's Best is best.
Your grocer returns your money If you don't
think 30.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
Esaulrss Of Richard Il.

ESqulreS OF Hlcnard ".
Richard H. created esquires by put
ting about their necks the collars of
S. s., and bestowing upon them a pair
of silver spurs.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
DON'T FORGET

| A large 2-oz. package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
| cents. The Russ Company, South Bend Ind
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29

styles of curtains, but they are for
the most part of familiar fabrics and
designs.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
USE THE FAMOUS

Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2oz. package
cents. The Russ Company, South Benz Ind
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-12-29
TEA
Won't every careful wo-
man buy Il lb of all four
kinds Schilling's Best and
try them
A Missing Egg Found.

Your grocer returns your money e you DON'T like it
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-13
Do Not Be lnoulsltive.

A train was just starting out from
Kings Cross when shirt-sleeved man
came rushing down the platform shout
ing, Smith! SMITH"
A man in one of the last carriages
which was a corridor one, heard the
shout, and, being naturally curious, put
his head out of the window. AS he did
so the man running along the platform
reached him and gave him hard blow
in the face. By the time he had re-
covered from his surprise the train
was outside the station, so he at once
summoned the car attendant. Here
am I, an innocent passenger, sitting in
this carriage, just as the train pulls
out. Suddenly some man runs down
the platform shrieking Smith! Smith
look out of the window and he reach
es up and almost knocks my head off.
Now, want to-"
Pardon me" interrupted the attend
ant. els your name Smith?"
"No, 1t isn't; and that's just what
makes"
"Well, then, sir, what did you look
out of the window for? There wasn't
anybody calling you. was there?"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-13
Two SHOOT The
GIRL THEY LOVE
JEALOUSY CAUSES MURDER AND
SUICIDE IN TWO MINNIE
sofa TOWNS.
DOUBLE TRADEGY AT VIRGINIA
MAN KILLS YOUNG GIRL AND
THEN BLOWS OUT HIS AL
LEGGED BRAINS.

Duluth, MINI, Jan. 10.-A shocking
tragedy, with jealousy as the motive
was committed at Virginia, Mimi, at
8 o'clock yesterday morning. John
Phillips, woodsman. shot and killed
Miss Ruth Phillips, and then turned
the weapon on himself and blew his
brains out.
The murderer and his victim were
distantly related. Phillips has sought
to court the girl, but she declined to
receive his attentions seriously. He
was thirty-three and she sixteen years
of age.
Phillips came in from camp and
went to the home of the girl. She re.
sided with her mother, Mrs. H. Phil
lips, and the man had been accus-
| toned to make his home there when
in town. Phillips seemed to be very
morose, and the girl jolled him about
| it.
The man deliberately shot the girl
in the back. She fell to the floor on
her face, with a moan, and, turning
over, reproached him. She died in a
few minutes.
The girls mother and a sister were
present, and were afraid they would
suffer the same fate, but Philips, after
making sure the girl was dead and
could be the bride of nobody else
placed the revolver to his head and
blew his brains out
Uses Gun After Quarrel.
Tracy, Mimi, Jan. 10.-Iowa p. Illus.
ted, a young man boarding at G. E
Lindsleys, after a quarrel, at 1890
yesterday suddenly drew revolver
shot Mrs. Lindsey and her daughter
Eva, and then turned the weapon on
himself, sending the ball through his
heart, dying instantly.
Mr.. Lindsey witnessed the shoot.
ing, and escaped being shot by jump.
ing out of the way.
Mrs. Lindsey is fatally injured, but
the daughter may recover.
Eva and Hustled were lovers.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-13
MAY CUT SHORT
TRIAL OF KOCH
DETECTIVES EVIDENCE REGARD.
ING BLOODY CREAMERY DOOR
HELD UP.
JUDGES RULING MEANS MUCH
If DEFENSE is SUSTAINED THE
TRIAL MAY COME TO A
SPEEDY END.
TELLS ABOUT FINDING HAIR
CHIEF OF POLICE PRODUCES
LOCK OF HAIR FOUND NEAR
DEAD BODY.

New Ulm, Mimi, Jan. S.-Develop-
ments in the Koch murder trial yes
terday indicate that the end may be
reached even before the attorneys
figured. A question of law and evil
dence was paramount yesterday and
the decision of the question will have
much to do toward determining
whether the trial will proceed.
The star witness of the state, A. e
Rydell. St. Paul detective who was
employed by the county to run down
hushed by the defense yesterday, and
there is some question whether his evil
dence will be admitted.
Ryden was placed on the stand late
yesterday afternoon to testify regard
ing blood stains on the door of the
creamery where the state claims DR.
Koch
Washed His Hands
on the night of the murder. The de-
tective testified that he examined the
creamery on Nov. IL, eleven days after
the murder. When Gen. Childs asked
what he found, the attorneys for the
defense objected on the ground that
the facts proposed to be shown were
prevalent and immaterial and not suf-
ficiently identified with the defendant
Then Gen. Chi]ds asked permission
to withdraw Rydell as a witness and
to substitute Frank Kiesling, a six.
teen-ycar-old boy who worked in an
ice cream store.
The boy testified that he had been
in the habit of going to the creamery
and that on the morning following the
murder he, as usual, visited the place
The defense again objected when the
state offered to show what the boy dis
covered on the creamery doors.
May Come to Speedy End.
II the objections of the defense are
sustained it looks as though the trial
may come to speedy end. The state
however, may have much additional
| testimony to offer.
Chief of Police Klauses testimony
was the most important Of the day
| The feature of Klause's evidence was
| the lock of hair which was produced
The hair he said was found near DR..
Gebhardt's body. 1t went in as evi
dence. over the objections of the de-
tense. Chief Klause said he saw the
lock of hair resting in the pool of
blood surrounding DR.. Gebhardt's
body the night of the murder, but he
cid not pick it up until the next morn
ing He had kept it in his possession
ever since The hair was a small
cluster curled on the sheet of paper
In which it had been preserved.
Not Like kochs Hair.
DR.. Koch's hair is almost Jet black
with no inclination to curl. Dr. Geb-
hardt's hair is said to have been a
dark brown and inclined to curl. There
was no attempt to prove that the hair
offered in evidence was from the head
Of Dr. Koch, and SO far as can be
learned, the state is uncertain as to
what part the hair will play in the
| case.
A. ]. Vogel, retail lumber dealer
the man who furnished the advertis-
ing pencil, testified that while DR.
Koch was in Hoidalc & Somsens Office
the evening of the murder when he dis
trtibuted five or six Of the pencils
He thought he gave one to DR.. Koch
but he would not be positive.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-13
HAckE pwlTH SAW.
Man Alleging to Live in Flour City
Said to Have Cut Himself.

Man AlCSlUS " Live Iu VSO0I wy
Said to Have Cut Himself.
Hudson, Wis, Jan. 8.-A stranger
registered at local hotel here last
Sunday as "a. j. Lundquist, Minneap-
oils, 700 Washington avenue" He
claimed to be furrier. The next day
he began to act strangely and later
asked police protection, vaguely de-
claring that some was trying to muir.
der him. Officer Pat Carroll went
with him to P. II. Lees drug store
and from there to another hotel, where
he eluded the officer Yesterday fore
noon he appeared in WoodMlle, where
it is alleged, he severely hacked him.
self with a saw. Sheriff Johnson and
Andrew Harris went out to the village
to look after him. They think he will
recover from his injuries.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-01-13
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911 and 9l2 Pioneer
Press building, ST. Paul, Mimi: De-
witt Bassett, Woonsocket, S. d., rail
Joint; Sidney Bunday, Arlington, S.
D., scale beam; Oscar Frykman. st.
Paul, Mimi, telephone apparatus;
William Jacoby, Minneapolis, Mimi,
fish line float; John Kennedy, Mime
apolis. Mimi, grain door for cars; An
ton Sharon, Warren, Mimi, coat; Axel
Sodergren, Minneapolis. Mimi, folding
picture album.