The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-24
With the Long Boau.

n HERE are two three golf-inks crowds getting ready
this spring timber up the inactive business liver by
chasing the pill the breezy uands. There is the
Champagne Golf association and the beer links Your social
prestige is shown by the choice of vicinity in which you
the pellet Most of get exercise by chasing
the sweet pea seed into the sod.
The fypaper manufacturer is beginning to sit up and
take notice.
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After the mud dries up, street force will get out and
go thru the motions OF cleaning up the crossings.
The Chicago News tells of a man who driven to
drink by his wife. If he took water it not so bad.
When Judge Parker goes up to look the swimming
hole at Esopus he misses the compound bograph and
eight simple photographers
The price Of eggs is down to point where ''Her
Scarlet SIM playing one-night stands along the upper
Mississippi has had withdraw from the boards play
behind glass;
The origins of modern slang sometimes found far
back SHAKESPEARE There is legend that Of the
phrases originated in the ark When the mice took up
their abode temporarily with Noa they found nice large
cheese in their apartments They looked at it with admlra
ton and Father Mouse remarked
''Thats the cheese!'
One of the sorrowfu sights of life is the fat trying
to lace his shoe. 1t is pfu. But Kentucky has
invented enable fat persons lace their shoes
without STOPPING The invention is simple One string is
permanent in position and pulling the top of laces the
shoe Pulling the bottom string loosens the shoe. Hereafter
the fat may regulate his laces he does his furnace
by Of two chains up his diningroom wall.
This will be worth money to ''faty.''
We are in receipt of little document from Mary and
Ben amn relating to the great 'ngatherng Of Israel at
Benton Harbor Mich'' Just what the ngathering is why
should Benton Habor Aich the document leaves
III painful doubt Mary and Benjamin. in their letter.
Many Israeites all the country have been
waiting the return of Mary and Benjamin to
the ingaherng and they will by hundreds
of thousands until the full number 144,oOo) is made
up, the closing time is at hand.
We take this opportunity Of correctly informing
you Of this matter, believing that you have desire
Of misinformng your readers doing Injustice.
Yours respectfully
- Mary and Benjamin.
Mary and Benjamin also thoughtfully sent us a little
book explaining something about the Living Roll of Life,
telling how the 'word interpreted part by James,
said, when FULL Interpretation shall be given then
the word shall be fulfilled spoken Ashton, 10th of 9th
month"; 1924 vision concerning the old dressed in
blue, which signifies the old house who dress in blue,
but it shall be it is written The kingdom shall
as differently from the imagination shown in the
vision, different black is from whte.' This, Of
course, makes it quite clear.
if any doubt remaining the little book dis
sipates it in the following inspired passage
Shiloh is male and female, and the child (mae
and female could not be separated within forty days
years, because for female it takes eighty days
(years) which have The branch grated
before the third watch closed and the message
forth at the end Of the last forty years
The roll also shows that living in the eleventh
month of the second year of the creation
After this careful and succnct explanation trust that
of readers will be misled.
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Ray Marr North Dakota farmer who lives Crazy,
saw the Great Northern flyer coming down the grade the
other day and figured it out that he could get his team
across the track before Mr. " steam team got there In
fact had Mr. Hill been there Mari would freely have wag
cred him S. that he could do the trick Either Mr. Mari
horses Jagged little, the flyer slipping along the
rails trihe rapidly than figured. Mr.. Mari and the
horses but the locomotive touched the
the hub of the wheel. The wagon into the air
like father in the presence Of the gas BILL Mr. Mari also
scared The horses home with the front wheels and Mr.
suffered only slight bruises. That he not instantly
killed is little less than marvellous. The train stopped
long enough learn Mr. Mari not injured to any
extent.
When he lit he remarked the excited crowd that gath
erred:
oval, by gosh! I thought had time enough to get
across them tracks,
The time Mr. Mari Mr. Hills carriages COM
inc down the roof-wav there will be no disputed pass