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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10

lion broke out, We didn't know how
to shoot. but we got there. just the
same
YES. in about FIVE years you got
so you could hit a confederate regi-
ment. II it stood still. but you couldn't
hit anybody on the wing" said the
bad boy. They issued gurs TO you.
and you looked them over as hough
they were to be cut up into leaks.
and fried, and when you were old now
10 shoot, and fired into the air
the old gun kicked you over. and
kicked you after you were down. and
broke rib, and dislocated a shoulder
When you got out Of the hospital you
wanted TO be detailed as company
cook. or nurse in the hospital. and they
could never get you near . gun again
for years, and when YOU did shoot
again at the enemy you pulled the
trigger with your eyes shut. and run
away from the recoil. and never nit a
rebel, and II took eight carloads OF
lead 10 kill one man. Now IL 5 DIFF
ferent, and the little guns the army
uses don't kick. and they shoot a little
bullet three miles, and when the lul-
let hits a man he is paralyzed until
the battle is over. and you rave gor
TO pick out a spot on a man. and hif
1t, or be fined by the sergeant. That
is what II means TO be up 10 date with
an army or navy. You got 10 hit
the bulls-eye and not the surround
ing country. The time for hunting
elephants with bird shot has passed,
and you got to blow EN- up with dy-
Mantle, see?
The boy who can hit a fly on the
wall with a bean shooter is the COM
ing soldier. and you old jays that sit
around and kick about expense OF
teaching our army and navy to nit
things they cannot see without tele-
scope ought to be sent to an asylum
for incurables."
Now that you and your dad have
Travelled all over Europe, and KEEP;
your eyes and ears open. what do you
think Is the best place for a man 10
go who is tired OF his own country
and wants TO settle down somewhere
and enjoy peace, and quiet, for the
balance OF his life. without work. and
no feeling that he Is liable to wake
up some morning and find that lie Is
In the midst OF war. What coun-
try would you advise an elderly man
10 go to. who wants to get away from
trouble. and just enjoy every day OF
the balance OF his life?" said the old
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
IF YOU ARE A WOMAN
What hrs. Fcrd Says Concernla1 Or.
Williams Pink Pills viii Surely
Interest You.

II wish could help other women get
sid ~ certain physical troubles as CONF
pletelv as l have succeeded m getting
ia of mime, " said Mrs. B. =. Ford. OF
Pnshn.ataha, Miss. recently. You
laow. She continued, "that "A woman &
health depends chiefly On the regr.
laritv II Just one fanrti7n. II she
fails q keep that properly regulated shs
has no end ol physical misery. l sur
fered from that one cause Tor two
wretchel wears. during one OF Wnicn l
was kent in hcl AL the tine. tined
medicines enough % cure ANY illness,
hut nothing gave me tho slightest htne'
ftuntil b.eau using Dr. Nil4iams Iink
Pills f,r Pale People. They cured me.
WHY. was suffering an the time pnc'
f;caIv frrl sickness a the stomach,
dizziness or swimming in my head ana
min Ina my hack Now l ann entirely
f~ee from discomfort Of that sort. am
not only able O. keep ca NY feet, tut 60
d. my work as teacher, and % ENJOY
the pleasures that COME through the
possess ln of sound health.
Within three weeks after beginning
the use 81 DR.. Williams PINK PMS eX'
perieucei such relief that l knew they
mast beaiapted a. tlo needs ~ my case
After usin- them fog u short while longer
/ became and have since renamed
well woman. and tle reason why Is slm-
Div that took Dr. Williams PlnkPills.
The>e pills make uterine action reg
ularani pamless. Danish headaches, IAN
cuor, nervousness. create appetite, pro
mote digestion. put color IN the COM
p,exi0n. build IN strength and health.
Every woman should send % the Or.
Williams Medicine Company, Science.
tadv. NY. for valuable booklet, en-.
titled Plain Talks 70 Women IL VIII
10 mailed free ia sealed envelope 70 the
address of any applicant. DR.. Williams
Pink PTS are sold by al druggists.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
BITS ABOUT MUSICIANS.

Caruso. the celebrated Italian tenor,
IS the son Of a Naples engineer
Dr. Joachim. one Of the most IA
nous OF viohnists. recently celebrated
b.s seventy fourth birthday in Lon
don He absolutely refuses 70 write
H. memories
PaEaainrs violin rests in the Old
town hall in Genoa t lies upon satin
70 a glass case. and has never been
played upon save by sivOri ana recent
~ By Hubermann
Leonardo de Vincl not only put the
violin into the hands Of his heroi1es.
bur he himself played upon a un.q-e
violin at the extremity OF which was
a carved horses head
Nine Gadsk sang the three Drun-
slides il ar opera festival recently IN
Munich with such effect that Prince
Regent LEitpold bestowed upon her
King Ludwig's order OF Art and Sci
ence
Sarasate. the great Spanish violinist
has . mascot in the shape OF a silver
violin II Is his belief that he could
not play in public without this charm.
but he has never dared to put this
superstition 10 the test.
Tamagno. the great italian tenor.
who died recently. was noted az one
time for his penuriousness, but wnen
be returned 10 NaresO. Italy. ne
changed. He built villa which for
artistic beauty had few equals any
where. and entertained lavishly He
finally gave the villa to his only laugh
ter as a wedding present.
The fact has just been made pub
lie that Dudley Buck, the eminent COM
poser OF church music. has e,piated
himself. and will pass the remainder
OF his life In Munich. Mr. BUCK sailed
for Europe several weeks ago. bat IL
was not then disclosed that he intend
ed to remain abroad. IL has been
known that Mr. Buck was dissatisfied.
but IL seems extraordinary that. al his
age (he was born in Hartford. Conn
March 10. 1899, he should thus aban-
don his native country.
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MILLIONS ARE SENT HOME.
Immigrants from Austria Hungary
Sent over s4s.ooo,ooo in
Ten Years.

The immigrants 20 the United states
from Austria-Hungary have sent back
to that country IN the ten years between
1894 and 1903 more than $4s.cr0.C00. "
this vast sum the immigrants from
Hungary sent back s31.1320 s0. while
those from Austria sent 10 their rela-
tives sl6es2.9s In 1894 the amount
sent back by the immigrants Of both
countries was sl.327e20. This had
grown in 1903 TO slO556.o00; in fact.
there has been a steady increase since
1894.
In addition TO the sums sent into the
country through what are known ii
Austria as home banks" from Amer
lea each year. large amount is remit
ted through American banks without
the intervention OF Austrian or Hun
garian institutions. or In cash or postal
money orders. The entire amount re-
ceived IN Austria Hungary in 1903 from
emlgrants that had left that country
for other countries was s3277s004
Il IS estimated that the Italian immi-
grants in the United States send back
to their homes annually a sum equal To
about s30.000.0OO. An indication Of tho
Importance OF renittances so made Is
found in the business OF Italian postal
savings banks with savings institutions
for Italians in foreign countries. But
the full amount sent into Italy canno,
be kept track OF in this way. for II Is
we'll known that considerable amounts
are sent In paper money by registered
mall or are brought into the country by
returning immigrants Fraudulent
banking concerns have caused great
losses to italian immigrants. both in
this and other countries in the past.
These were usually run BY Italians
To prevent all this an ct was passed
IN Italy in 1901 authorizing the Bank
OF Naples 70 take charge Of remittances
from emisrsnts. thus guaranteeing
them safety and regularity in the trans
mission Of their money This bank has
| since established correspondence Offices
| for the management Of emigrant bust
ness. there being Sc Of these offices at
| the close OF 1903. A recent bill in the
Italian parliament. providing fer the
appointment OF resident agents IN for
eign countries 10 manage the remit
| tances OF Italians failed 70 pass
This immense amount Of money flow
| ing into Italy annually from It's emil
grants has already had a marked in
fuence in improving conditions OF Nv
ing. especially in southern Italy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10

her face. and false teeth and bumpers
in her mouth to make her cheeks
plump. and penciling her eyebrows, TO
make her look young and kitteny She
Is the same old lady. and saltpeter
won't save her, and make her young
and crisp again "a piece OF human
wilted lettuce"
DO you know" said the old man.
as he took piece OF wrapping paper
to wipe a drop OF molasses OF the
bosom OF his white shirt, Il am one OF
the greatest thinkers IN this coun-
try, and sit here when there
are no customers in the store.
and do nothing but Just think.
and IL worries me the way things are
running, not only in this country but
everywhere in the world. LOOK at
the money that Is wasted In these
sham battles. at target practice in
the navy. and this ere attack on
Washington by the army and navy
playing war. Gosh durn 1t. why cont
we discharge the army. and tie Up the
navy to hitching posts. and walt TIL
a real war comes on. and then rally
from the east and from the west. and
sock II 10 the enemy" and the old man
took a brush and busted OF the ccun-
ter.
Say. you only think you are think
ing when you get that way" said the
bad boy. Some people sit and
twirl their thumbs. and say nothing.
and look serious. and have lines on
their faces, and they loos wise. and
think It amounts to something. but IL
Is only Indigestion. and when your
stomach does not work, the brain sort
OF effervesces. and when you turn on
the talking switch and say something,
II Is like opening a bottle OF root beer.
cause II is all froth, and when It has
stopped foamlng Il Is nothing but a
wet place on the floor. that smells OF
sasparilla. You are one OF these root
beer thinkers. with string over YOU
cork. and II nobody cuts the .iring.
you finally get sour. and II the STRIKE
Is cut. II Is all over as soon as the
yeast IS exhausted. You talk about
the expense OF target practice. why
nowadays a navy. to be any good, has
TO be able TO hit a fly with i6-lnch
shell, on the turret OF a battlcshln
seven miles away with a heavy sea
on. and the only way is TO keep shoot
Ing. and then when war comes tho
enemy Will keep OF the grass Seer
you would like to have our navy
like the Russians. tied UP to save ex-
rense. the sailors ashore. drunk. and
the gunners 50 full OF vodka that they
Released Saturday. Sspt so.
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Ask Your Neighbors.

Gelatt, Pa, Nov. 9th Especially Mrs
II. w. Sterns, a well respected residenI
OF Gelatt, tells in convincing words, what
Dodd's Kidney Pills have done for her
She says
Il was a great sufferer from Rheuma-
tism, caused through my Kidneys being
cut Of order | was subject TO it for
years. II would take me without warning,
and while the attack lasted was so lame
] could not get around. So had 20 send
for Dodd's Kidney Pills. ! took them
for three DAYS, but didn't feel much bene-
ct, but on the fourth day | noticed a
great change. the lameness in my back
was gone, and the pains l used 10 suffer
were less. i kept on with Dodd's Kidney
Pills and now | am glad 20 say have no
lameness nor pains Of any kind. feel as
If I didn't know what Rheumatism was.
] shall never be without Dodd's Kidney
Pills in the house. and bless the day !
first heard Of them"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
OLD FASHIONED FARE.
Bot Biscuits, Griddle-CaEes, Pies and
Puddings.

The food that made the fathers strong
Is sometimes unfit for the children IN
der the new conditions that our chang
ing civilization Is constantly bringing
in. One Of Mr.. Bryan's neighbors in
the great state OF Nebraska writes:
Il was raised in the south. where
hot biscuits. griddle-cakes, pies and
buildings are eaten at almost every
meal. and by the time | located in Ne
braska | found myself a sufferer from
Indigestion and its attendant Ills
distress and pains after meals. an al
most constant headache. dull. heavy
sleepiness by day and sieeplessness at
night, loss OF flesh. impaired memory.
etc. etc
Il was rapidly becoming incapaci-
tated for business. when a valued
friend suggested a change in my diet.
the abandonment Of heavy, rich stun
and the use OF Grape Nuts food.
followed the good advice and shall al
ways be thankful that | did so.
Whatever may be the experience
o. others, the beneficial effects OF the
change were apparent In my case al
most Immediately. Ny stomach, which
had rejected other food for so long,
took to Grape-Nuts most kindly: in a
day or two my headache was gone. l
began to sleep hea' hfully and before
a week was out the scales showed that
my lost weight was coming back. by
memory was restored with the re.
uewed vigor that felt in body and
mind. For three years now Grape
Nuts food has kept me in prime condl
tion. and | propose It shall FOR the
rest Of my days
And by the way my 2ik-year-old
baby Is as fond or Grape-Nuts as
an. always insists on having Il. II
keeps her as healthy and hearty as
they make them" Name given BIZ
Postum Co. Battle Creek. Mich
There's a reason.
Read the little book The Road &c
Nellviilo" IL pigs.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
BY HON GEORGE " PECK
(Ex Governor OK Wisconsin Formerly Ed
1903 "lecks san" Author "gccks
Had Boy Etcl


had Boy. Etc)
tCcQ}risht. 1885. by Joseph Bow,es)
The ola groceryman was In front Of
the grocery in his shirt sleeves. with
a watering pot in his hand. tryins TO
brace up some wilted lettuce that had
seen better days After all attempts
had failed and the lettuce laid down
IN is bed with an appealing OOH. as
much as 70 say: Don't inject any
thing, but let me die natural death. "
the old man acted as though he
thought the end had come lie had
jus, taken OF his hat. and was gaz-
!ng al his dying patient. when the
bad boy came up. and. with an under
taksr look on his face. he took ais
hat and famed the lettuce. and said.
Friends who desire 10 take last look
al the deceased may pass In he front
door. and retire by the back door. No
flowers. burial private"
NOW. what you want 70 butt in here
for when am having all this .rou-
ble?' said the old man. as he poured
out the remaining water in the
sprinkler on the dying salad material.
That IS where the profits go. When
| bought that lettuce at the commits
sion house day before yesterday. il
was bright and crisp. with dew drops
OF the leaves. and It cracked wen !,
handled il. and look at it now. IS lin
Der as a starched collar at a picnic.
and II wouldn't stand up II Il wore
o-utches. Gee, but II ! had a patent
on something that would keep lettuce
crisp until il was sold. I wouldn't want
no gold mine" and the old man threw
the watering pot on the floor. and
sighed
"Well, said the bad boy. as he tried
a few strawberries OF the top OF a
box. trying 10 reJuvenate wilted let
tuce is Ike putting false hair. or hair
dye. on an old womans head and
putting oriental cream and powder on
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
Too Vague.

An English magazine tells a court
story. a counsel. in the middle OF his
cross-examination. was handed telc-
gram. Hello" be said. as he read IL,
"So-and-So has won the Derby"
Mr. A." said the judge. severely.
OF solemn judicial proceedings. whore
mans liberty and reputation are NJ
stake. you should be talking Of ths
winner OF a horserace. Er-by the
way. does the telegram say what was
second and rd?"-N. Y. Tribuno
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man. with a peaceful look, as though
he was seeking a heaven upon Garth
We'll, by ginger. you have got me-
aid the bad boy. trying to think Of
the mast peaceful place he visited
while abroad. The fact. r.. we we're
not looking particular for quiet.
peaceful places. but for excitement and
rush. and trouble. and we got Il. sure.
| had thought that In Norway and
Sweden one could get plenty Of peace.
sliding down hill in winter, on skis
and toboggans but since we got home
see that Norway has seeded from
Sweden. and they have got to Tight so
wouldn't go there. Ireland Is aboui
as beautiful a country as one could
wish to be in. but in the cities every
body Ia rich. and they live high and
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
Watched by HIS Soap.

II the little town Of Peru ten miles from
Ptt,fc.d. the farmers .n the winter bring
ter butter and egg. 20 Frank Creamer =
and exchange them for tea, sugar or any
thing else ~ need
one day Ms Ackert brought some but
Ter n pound Jumps % exchange. and after
weighing them. he said: Mr.. ACkert. this
butter Toes not weigh pound
Il can't help that she sad, i We gaec
/, bv uound ~ soap got here few days
ago - Boston Herald
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10

You're not going to give up your
coy little fiat. surely?"
"YeD: doctors orders. He insists
that every morning when rise | must
stand perfectly erect and expand my
chess a JDzen times or 50 o." phila-
delphia Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10

81 thought you said he wasa b 6 corpora
ton lawyer"
y OF az al.
I'm sure you told ne he spent most Of
biz time attending 70 big corporation
Yes MS own corporation. He.s forever
eating and drinking Brooklyn Eag.e.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
A TRULY IDEAL WIFE
HER HUSBANDS BEST HELPER
Vigorous Health Is tho Great Source OF
the Power 70 Inspire and Encourages
All Women should Seek IL.

one OF the most noted, successful and
richest men OF this century, in recent
article, has said. Whatever am and
whatever success l have attained in
this world owe all 10 my wife. From
the day first knew her She has been
On inspiration. and the greatest help
mate OF my life"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10
His Selhshness.

az eyou don't stop ragg NJ me. Emily, l
shall shoot myself tins very minute
"Yes, that's just like you. when you know
how nervous ] am when / hear a snot. -
Meggendorfer Blaetter.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10

The Bad Boy Visits His Unele's Gro
cery-He Soliloquizes on Dying
Lettuce Leaf-They Discuss Navies
and Wars-"If You Want 70 Rest %
Says the Bad Boy, Don't Go
Abroad"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-11-10

When ca man is generous TO a fault, IL Is
generally MS own fault.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1905-02-09

feet above the ground. Upon these
place long poles about two or two and
half inches in diameter for roosts.
Roasting places Of this kind are better
sheltered when located on the south
side Of barn or building. The writer
has seen a flock Of turkeys which 60
the year round to such a roost. They
belong to one Of the most successful
turkey growers Of Rhode Island, and
they live continually in the open, moi
having even the shelter Of the trees.
In colder climates, where shelter
must be provided, house may b.
built that IL fashioned after many
Of our poultry houses with the slantine
roof. An open ventilator should b.
placed in front, close to the roof. and
never be closed except in cold weather
The roosts should be placed on q leve
in the front Of the house, with a sid
Ing or rolling door in the rear. ONLY
Hight enough 10 needed for the turkey
to see the way to and from the roosts
Tho door should be left open all day
that they may come and 60 at pleasure
Within this house they may be fed II
cold. snowy weather.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1905-02-09

The commercial millet seed is about
az cheap az wheat, and 1t II possible
that in the future 1t will become o spe
cial food for all kinds Of poultry. NIL
let seed contains more oil than corn
but less starch, and Il also more nj
trogenous. The advantage In its use ID
that as the seeds are very small each
hen Ii compelled to eat slowly and
must also perform considerable work
before she can secure full meal
Such method Of feeding the fowll
brings them nearer the natural condi
tions required, as portion Of the food
will be digested slowly and entirely
before all the food Is eaten. A quart
Of millet seed scattered In litter, such
as cut straw, leaves or earth, in the
morning should amply supply fifteen
hens until night, when full meal Of
grain and other foods may be giver
for the finish of the day. Hens 80 KEEP
will give better results than II fec
twice a day or oftener.-Farm and
Preside
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1905-02-09
BREEDING TURKEYS.
shelter Houses Needed Only In vesv
Cold Climates.

shelter Houses Needed Only In vogv
Cold C1inatss.
: Turkeys do better when they cax
roost in the open. II well fed they win
thrive more In the shelter Of the trees
than In q close confined house, says
the Feather. The troubles that aYise
from allowing them to live In the trees
are that they become wild and fro
Quently are stolen. II housed their
quarters should be airy, roomy and
perfectly clean. It II not wise to have
them roost with other poultry. II
found necessary to confins them all
that IL necessary II a shed or house
that will protect them from the ele.
ments and marauders Of all kinds and
at the same time not be too combining
for them. Place the roosts well up
from the floor and keep the interior
perfectly clean and free from vermin.
In localities where 1t 10 not too cold
during the winter months It u better
to allow the breeding stock to roost
out in the open, either in the trees or
upon roosts prepared for them by
planting posts that project about eight
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1905-02-09
Business Locals.

Remember the Eagles ball on
Feb. IA.
New Goods arriving daily at the
Big Buffalo Cash Store.
Linthicum, the Jeweler, for war;
ranted watch repairing.
New Belts foi ladies at Alexan-
der and Freidenrich's.
Everybody likes LaPerla cigars
because there is none better.
Valentines from 1c to 81. 80 to
select from at Pulses drug store.
New stock Of candies, hand made
chocolates and bon bons at Wade'a.
Have your seen the two Us at
the new barber shop. Joe & Jack.
Wedding rings made to order on
short notice. Dunlap, the jeweler.
If you are not smoking LaPerla
cigars you are missing a good
thing.
Farm loans at eastern rates.
Parker. Robertson Co., Grange
vile.
Parker Robertson Co. write FIRE,
insurance and surety bonds Of al
kinds.
New line of Ladies' Belts just
received at Alexander & Freiden-
rich's.
All Prints and G Muslin at AZ
per yard at Alexander & Freiden.
rich's.
A span of good horses can be
bought right at Mornings ranch,
near TolO.
New Goods, New Goods, come
in and look at them. Big Buffalo
Cash Store.
| SchiIling's best tea and baking
powder at Wade's. Money back
if not satisfied.
See the advertisement of thu
Big Buffalo Cash store on first page
1t will interest you.
| Wake up! If you can't wake
up get one of those fine alarm
clocks at Dunlaps.
| Peter Schuttler Wagons, the best
wagon on the market. Sold only
| by Vollmer & Scott.
Fish, the great brain food. Try
q fat mackerel, salmon belly, Of
herring for breakfast. New stoch
at Wade'sr
The Interior Warehouse Co. hal
sixty tons of damaged hay to sell.
Inquire Of Geo. J. Neighbor agent
Grangeville, Ida. MI
| Remember our Savings Banh
department. series commencing Jan
LIST, ending Jan. 10th.
| Grangeville Savings & Trust Co
Every man is odd, but the new
Grangeville Tailoring company car
fit him. We want You to know
that we have tailors in town thai
can fit any form.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1905-02-09

The young peoples Class IN the
Christian church sunday school
was given q reception at the home
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. NJ. Robert
son last Friday evening. Games
and other amusements were in
dulged in until 1890, after which
refreshments were served and all
departed for their homes with the
kind remembrance of q pleasant
evening spent.