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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
IN HOTEL IoBBIEs
corolIa for 1905.

The 1905 corollo. published annually by
the students of the University of Ala
bama. is now being distributed in Birm-
ingham and is creating a most favorable
impression. The book is a handsome vol
ume, bound in green and gold and CO.
niously illustrated. In addition to the
pictures of classes. facultymen, fraternl-
ties, athletic teams, sororities and the
usual Illustrations to be found in col
lege publication of this character, there
are many interesting views of a miscel-
laneous character which brighten the
book considerably. Robert Loveman con-
tributes some of his exquisite poetry and
the literary matter, as a whole, is very
entertaining.
From a typographical point of view the
Corolla for 1905 deserves special mention.
II marks a radical departure from the
STYLE heretofore followed at the univer-
sity by preceding editors of the book and
the result is very pleasing The art
work in this volume is also clever, ana
1t is a publication which reflects great
credit on the editorial board as well as
the students who have contributed SO
materially to its success.
The board of editors is as follows:
William Garrett Caffey, editor-in-ehlef;
Frank Montague Lett, business man
ager; Jelks Henry Cabaniss and john
Alexander Lanford, assistant editors-in-
chief; Vincent Hardy Bell and William
Angelo Sparks, assistant business man
ayers; J. w. Fielder, w. %. Barnard u.
H. Ellington, j. M. Chapman, Miss LII
liam M Lotspiech, Jesse Pugh Chapman,
Miss Nell Hopkins, Miss Mary C. Pitt
man, Edgar La Roche Clarkson' M. Il.
Cummins and W. w. McGhee associate
editors
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

From the New York Press.
A college education doesn't cost much
more than learning by experience.
A woman feels she can't even be decent
ly seasck unless she has ribbons In her
nightgown.
Sometimes a man understands women so
we'll they can fool him only 999 times
out of thousand.
Problem plays are awful nice to so
to so you can enjoy the next vaudeville
show all the more.
The girl who begins her life trying to
decide whether to write great novel or
be an angel of mercy on the battlefield
winds up by raising half a dozen children
in fiat
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
THE BLUE AND THE GRAY.

BY F. M. Finch
By the flow of the inland river.
whence the tiets of iron have fled
"here the blades of the green grass
culver,
Asleep are the ranks of the dead;
Under the sod and the dew,
Waiting the judgment day:
Under the one the Blue;
Under the other, the Gray.
These, in the robings of glory,
Those in the gloom of defeat.
All with the battle-blood CORY,
In the dusk of eternity meet;
Under the sod. and the dew,
Waiting the judgment day,
Under the laurel the Blue;
Under the willow the Gray.
From the silence of sorrowfui aa..ers
The desolate mountains go,
Loving laden with flowers.
Alike for the friend and the 10.
Under the sod, and the dew,
Waiting the judgment day;
Under the roses the Blue;
Under the lilies, the Gray.
So with an equal splendor.
The morning sun-rays fall,
With touch, impartially tender
On the blossoms blooming for all;
Under the sod. and the dew,
Waiting the judgment day:
Broidered with gold, the blue;
Mellowed with gold, the Gray.
So. when the summer calleth.
On the forest. and field of grain.
With an equal murmur falIeth
The cooling drip of the rain:
Under the sod, and the dew,
Waiting the judgment day;
Wet with rain, the Blue,
Wet with rain, the Gray
Sadly, but not upbraidng
The generous deed was done;
In the storms of the years that ara
fading,
No Drawer battle was won;
Under the sod, and the dew
Waiting the judgment day;
Under the blossoms. the Blue:
Under the garlands, the Gray
No more shall the war cry sever.
OR the winding rivers be red;
They Danish our anger forever,
When they laurel the graves Of our
dead
Under the sod, and the dew:
Waiting the judgment day:
Love and tears for the Blue:
Tears and love for the Gray.
September 1867.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
HUGH MORROW.

From the Limestone Democrat.
We notice with much pleasure that SEN
ator Hugh Morrow of Birmingham was
chosen to succeed Capt James e. Webb
as member of the board of trustees of
the State university at a meeting held
last week by the trustees of that body.
Mr. Morrow is one of the leading young
men of the Birmingham district and
doubtless has a bright future before
him.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Spring chickens Wanted.

From the Headland Post.
1t does. seew that few spring chickens
would be marketed along about now. This
editor would take them on subscription so
quick you might think him a Methodist
preacher, if he was only offered such an
opportunity.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Negroes Should Work.

From the Prattville Progress.
Negroes are never mobbed in the south
for trying to work. On the contrary, they
are encouraged to work.. and there 10
plenty OF work for them to do Labor is
the Negroes surest safeguard throughout
the south, for 1t keeps him out of mis-
chief and gains for him the friendship
and sympathy of the whites.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
DOING THE RIGHT THING.

From the Kansas City Times.
Ambassador Reid met King Edward at
Buckingham palace yesterday and the
King, who is jovial man of the world
and knows what to do under all circum-
stances, is supposed to have subscribed
at once for the New York Tribune.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Following the Advice.

From the Fort Payne Journal
A well known scientist argues that peo-
pie of opposite tastes and dispositions
should marry, In Chicago where divorces
are granted at the rate of seventeen to
the half hour, it would seem that the
city had already followed the scientists
advice.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Pooling the People.

From the Opelika News.
Truly man does not know what to
answer now when friend says "whatll
you take?" We not that an eastern firm
is selling a chemical preparation with
which retail whisky dealers can make
drink which sells as whisky at a cost of
only 81 per barrel, and 1t is claimed that
this home made fire water is being re-
tailed over thousands Of bars
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
CURRENTS AND cURRANTs.

From the Houston Post.
Shall l send you I r Of currents ?"
asked the l-ind-nearteG visitor.
Please don'ti exclaimed the prisoner,
with a shudder.
Don't you like them?"
Nom; they'll. be the death of me-
am sentenced to DE electrocuted next
month"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
The Davis Monument.

1.-THE Jefferson Davis monument to be
erected in Richmond is to be completed
and dedicated in 1907 said Confeder-
ate veteran who recently visited the Vir-
ginia capital
es'The monument Is to be in the form OF
a Grecian peristyle, column being set
apart for each Confederate state. With
in the colorado will rise a splendid
column, with an heroic statue of Davis
at its base. The column will be surmount-
ed by an allegorical figure representing
the Confederacy. Valentine, the sculptor,
IL the artist commissioned to execute the
statues and to supervise the architectural
work.
THE monument will, cost about 100000
and it is gratifying to know that the
money has been raised"
About Persons.
s. Roman of Montgomery is at the
Morris
Henry Anderson Of Columbus, Ca, was
here yesterday.
NJ T. Singleton of Chattanooga was at
the MOTIFS yesterday.
George S. Lee of Admission is in the
city.
w. p Stone of Russellville is registered
at the Morris
CASTOR Scott of Montgomery arrived in
Birmingham last night.
]. W. Lawrence of Gadsden was here
yesterday.
President j. c. Maben of the Sloss-Shef-
field Steel and Iron company will leave
for New York this morning to attend
quarterly meeting of Lis board OF direc-
tors
Fontaine Little and Joe Newbern, promi-
nent young men of Memphis, are in the
city. They will leave tonight for tour
of the west
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

An umpire was poisoned in. Nash
vile. II is alright TO hand an umpire
bat now and then, but there is no
necessity of trying Lucretia Borgia
methods.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Market for Booze.

From the Admission Hot Blast.
Over $4,000 died from snakebites in In
dla last year. That ought to open up a
good market for another important Amer
lean product.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

1t now appears that hoopskirts are
to be worn next season by women
oEly that have passed the age of 30.
Merchants should order them SPAR
ingly
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Easiest Mark.

From the Huntsville Mercury.
The hold-up men are getting busy in
Birmingham. The easiest mark they have
struck seems to have been a deputy
sheriff. from whom they took handouts.
pistols and other official paraphernalia.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Watermelonsl

From the Gadsden Journal
Waterwelons are beginning to arrive
and the proverbial small boy win need
the services of a physician.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
SEVERAL NEEDED.

From the Washington Post.
1--WE need a Folk" shouts a Philadel-
phia paper. After a hasty glance at FORTH
fications of the grafters, we are OF the
opinion that Philadelphia needs an army
of Folks
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Must Be a Joker.

From the DeKalb Record.
The fellow who suggested throwing a
regiment of negroes into Chicago to settle
the strike must have peen a practical
joker.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

A woman who was discharged IRON
an asylum is now writing a book. Lots
OF people are writing books who have
never been to an asylum.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

From the Baltimore Herald.
Mrs Togo will have her hands full TO
prevent the admiral being Hobsonized
when he returns home.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Most Likely.

From the Mobile Register.
No doubt when Nicholas heard the re-
port that he had been assassinated he
lodged.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
BeWare!

From the Coosa Argus.
Beware of the tin razor fakir who
comes footing through your village. Be-
ware, also, of all ''work-at-home'
schemes
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The Northern Indiana Baptist asso.
citation has refused to endorse John
D. Rockefeller. Mr., Rockefeller is
able to do his own endorsing
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The marvellous development of the
American railroads is being demon
strated every day. Still, wrecks are
not unknown.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Perhaps M. Deicasse, who is out of
job, could be induced to accept that
Equitable Craftsmanship, which is
going a-begging.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
ALABAMA PRESS
Tede s Complaint

From the Cullman Democrat.
Teddy appears to be suffering from the
buttinsky habit.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Russia can buy new ships, but she
cannot conscript competent men to
stand behind their guns.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Chicago Must Hustle.

From the Pensacola Journal
The hold-up industry Is hourlshlns IN
Birmingham. Chicago will have to look
sharp to her laurels in this particular
line
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
COMMENTS ON MEN AND |
MATTERS OF THE WORL

some obscure pigeon hole after the present
generation has passed away.
An automobile for the MASSES is an
announcement to fill the populace with
pride. This vehicle. destined for the
''peepul' is to cost 500, but even at that
there will be few poverty-stricken'
wretches who will be unable to afford
one.
II an attempt on the life of Vice Presi-
dent Fairbanks was really made by an
anarchist at Flint, Mich. the man must
have been out of his senses. The most
rabid circulator of infiammatory litera-
ture could find nothing Objectionable in
the office of Vice President. and that
anyone could think Mr.. Fairbanks of suf-
feient Importance to be assassinated is
almost beyond belief
The after rumbings of Grover Cleve-
lands attack on womens clubs are still
to be heard In fact. Mr.. Cleveland will
probably never hear the last of his 'blun-
der % until he passes over the river to
consort with the great and departed. He
might have known when he started that
every club woman in the country would
try to have the last word.
1t has been discovered that a fakir
calling himself DR.. Winfield has been
selling a concoction to negroes in Vir-
ginia and other southern states which he
guaranteed to make their skins white,
He struck a weak spot in the negro's
character, and when he told the dusky
bellies that his preparation would bleach
their skins until they looked like "high-
born ladies' there was a rush to buy. OF
course the fraud was discovered and DIR.
Winfield" is now in trouble Fake prem
arations for Strengthening negro hair have
long been on the market and money has
been made by thus appealing to negro
vanity.
A warm time is waiting the first woman
who dares to put on a hoop skirt. The
official hoop skirt season begins next fall.
we are informed. and scores of sarcastic
fellows all over the land are just waiting
for a chance to begin. What they win
have to say about the hoop skirt will
really be more than enough and the out
put of satirical verse will be enormous.
My lady will need all her courage and
her most frozen demeanor to survive the
ordeal.
Now that the watermelon season is at
hand there is an air of suppressed salts
faction among the colored population. As
yet however, we are in the midst of pre-
liminaries When the season is in full
swing there will be a remarkable disap-
pearance of red meat down capacious
red outlets.
age to defend germs. Inasmuch as we
are believed to be germ ridden, there Is
some consolation in the fact that they
are not as bad as they are painted.
Now we have the wedding expert.
a female who guarantees to carry her
brides through the ordeal looking fresh
and rosy" AS long as enthusiastic So
cety reporters continue to ao't'-h it
doesn't make much difference how the
bride looks in reality; she III Invariably
look well in print
A REAL GIMLET.
You've heard about the anger who
Is called a frightful bore;
But how about the man behind,
The man behind the snore?
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Admiral Enquest sees a difference
between American neutrality and the
French article.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Mr.. Choate is back homo and the
country, extends him a cordial well
come. He is a good fellow and a good
diplomat.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
ABOUT BIRMINGHAM
Fair VIII Succeed.

From the scottsboro Citizen.
Birmingham Is to have big fair this
fall. As the Magic City never does any
thing by halves. it will no doubt be a
success.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Nan Patterson did not mind the
harsh criticism nearly so much as
she did the empty seats.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Secretary Shaw begins to fear the
deficit will be charged up against him
in the public mind.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The head of the Japanese navy is
neither a railroad man nor lawyer.
He is just a naval expert.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Senator Platts hush-up man seems
to be getting the start of Mae Woods
press agent.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The extra session should be called
Thanksgiving day with no misgiyings.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Stricken st. Pierre is still covered
with ashes "a. Mont Pelee rumbles
ominously.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

June wedding epidemic is in our
midst and is raging violently.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The Gar, Count Cassini and Char
ley Schwab may prefer war, but the
rest of the world does not.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Trepoff says he is not dictator,
but the Russian people would like to
be shown.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Mrs. LeMoyne has So in the bank
and owes $4662. She seems to be in
bad.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Mr. Dalrymple, the Glasgow ex-
pert, tells the people of Chicago that
street car lines and politics won't
mix"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The Equitable Life is becoming
hotter everyday for James Hazen
Hyde.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Little Johnny is preparing to cele-
brate almost any old thing on July 4.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The Equitable magnates should call
off their strike.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Oregon should put her land stealers
up against her new whipping posts.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Trepoff is doing the Taft act in
Russia-sitting on the lid.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Summers advance agent has ar
rived in Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Get ready to pay your summer
board bill.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Mr.. Shea seems to be persona non
grata in Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

General Stoessel does not feel as
lonely as he at first did.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The machirs in Philadelphia GER
tainly did slip cog.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

A REAL GIMLET.
You've heard about the anger who
Is called a frightful bore;
But how about the man behind,
The man behind the snore?
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The Gar would do well to listen to
whispers of peace.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10
Toeo,s DANGER.

Sweden has been Tilted by Norway.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Admiral Enquest was interned,
whiskers and all.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10


The marvellous development of the
American railroads is being demon
strated every day. Still, wrecks are
not unknown.
Mr.. Choate is back homo and the
country. extends him cordial well
come. He is a good fellow and a good
diplomat
Mr.. Dalrymple, the Glasgow ex-
pert, tells the people of Chicago that
street car lines and politics won't
mix"
The extra session should be called
off SO that the country can observe
Thanksgiving day with no misgiyings.
The Gar, Count Cassini and Char
ley Schwab may prefer war, but the
rest of the world does not.
The head of the Japanese navy is
neither railroad man nor lawyer.
He is just naval expert.
----.-------
Nan Patterson did not mind the
harsh criticism nearly SO much as
she did the empty seats.
Secretary Shaw begins to fear the
deficit will be charged up against him
in the public mind.
Senator Platt's hush-up man seems
to be getting the start of Mae Woods
press agent.
Stricken st. Pierre is still covered
with ashes a. Mont Pelee rumbles
ominously.
Trepoff says he is not dictator,
but the Russian people would like to
be shown.
The Equitable Life is becoming
hotter everyday for James Hazen
Hyde.
Mrs. LeMoyne has So in the bank
and owes s4662. She seems to be in
bad.
Little Johnny is preparing to cele-
brate almost any old thing on July 4.
Oregon should put her land stealers
up against her new whipping posts.
---s----
Trepoff is doing the Taft act in
Russia-sitting on the lid.
General stoessel does not feel as
lonely as he at first did.
Togo is not man to be lionlzed,
hypnotized or paralyzed
--.-.---
The machiIs in Philadelphia GER
tainly did slip cog.
The Gar would do we'll to listen to
whispers of peace.
Mr.. Shea seems to be persona non
grata in Chicago.
Admiral Enquest was interned,
whiskers and all.
Summers advance agent has ar
rived in Chicago.
The Equitable magnates should call
off their strike.
Get ready to pay your summer
board bill.
The nations are reading the riot act
to Russia.
Sweden has been Tilted by Norway
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Togo is not a man to be lionlzed,
hypnotized or paralyzed
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

The nations are reading the riot act
to Russia.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Enetered at the Birmingham. Ala. post
office as second-elass matter under act
of Congress, March B. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Now we have the wedding expert.
a female who guarantees to carry her
brides through the ordeal looking fresh
and rosy" AS long as enthusiastic So
ciety reporters continue to do''.'-l it
doesn't make much difference how the
bride looks in reality; she Ill invariably
look we'll in print
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

At last one scientist has had the cour-
age to defend germs. Inasmuch as we
are believed to be germ ridden, there is
some consolation in the fact that they
are not as bad as they are painted.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

No communication will be published
without its authors name. Rejected
manuscripts will not be returned unless
stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

L. H. Russ and W. F. Jordan are the
only authorized travelling representatives
of The Age Herald in its circulation de-
nartment.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

Now that the watermelon season is at
hand there is an air of suppressed salts
faction among the colored population. As
yet, however, we are in the midst of pre-
liminaries, When the season is in full
swing there will be a remarkable disap-
pearance of red meat down capacious
red outlets.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-10

some obscure pigeon hole after the presen
generation has passed away.