The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-23
THERESA'S PAPER
IN THE FIELD

Theresa is in print again. Vol. l, No
/. of The County Gossip is out. Mr.,
Kidd. reputed d be the associate
editor. contributes dignified sa1uta-
tory. but Theresa is thereabout, with
all her literary breeziness, as the an
nexed quotations will show. The
County Gossip will stoutly support
Sheriff Brown, of whose official career
and personal pulchritude the Princess
is a warm admirer. The Sheriff's pic
ture appears on the first page.
Here are some gems of Theresa's own
setting. There are more in the Hawai-
ian section of the paper:
1t is quite amusing to read the arti-
cles in the Tiser most every day, for
it's everlastingly attacking the head OF
the Police Department and the dolngs
of that department How terrible it is
10 think that the fat boy knows all.
I presume friend or foe does not cut
any ice in this matter, but il does in
some others, don't you know. I think
the head of the department does not
worry his Uranium, for it's quite too
awfulIy gawky, don't you know, to
listen to such rot.
Prejudice, race lines and other SIM
liar cases are production which orig
mate only in the minds of ignorant
people.
Ouestion-Is it true that the Governor
is going to run as Delegate to Con-
gress?
Answer-I don't can told you Wy. Is
DAT SO?
ouestion-what will be the next pro-
gram2
Answer-The twinkling stars only
know.
ouestion-How many votes will he
get
Gee! whiz!
He will get the Family Compact
votes. don't you know. That will get
him elected. Sure! Kela!
Tt is reported that certain gentle
man of this town can not be nominal
ed as Delegate to Congress because he
is a member of THE Central Union
Church" A certain member of the
Republican party is against the real
thing; he does not believe in any man
that prayed.
Therefore we advise the gentleman
to send in his resignation as a member
of the church with all convenient speed
Sure Kela, Nothing didn't.
The Family Compact is great in this
town, especially when one is an acting
consul, and furthermore when they are
below zero and trying to be in the
arms of the Angel Gabriel
When we say Hawaiians we mean
those who threw their lots to the coun-
try
We are sorry to see our friend and
brother. Mr.. Testa's paper in stand
still He has been very independent
man not only in his ways but also in
his writings Therefore we admire
him very much. We hope to have the
pleasure of reading the paper once
more in the future.
The County Gossip Editor is in favor
and will work hard to raise the salaries
of everyone working under the Terri
tory in the next Legislature.
The reasons are to have the heads
and subordinates of each department
be able to meet their expense SO as to
proper manner, as it is most of them
are living from hand to mouth
And another reason is so as to be
able to dress according to their posi-
tons, so as to appear always next to
the eyes OF the public.
The Tiser is the leading whoop-de-
doodle doc in the me high. In the sky
high, don't you really know, for it's
fortune teller can tell all.
(For it's one more drink and I tell
it alb Sure Kela. it distances all the
other papers by the neck. YAH Yahi
The political atmosphere is warming
up and is already fairly hot. Politi-
clans of the conservative stripe are
holding sweet counsels together and
rubbing their hands in ecstacy at the
thought of getting elected in the sweet
mahope.
The Tiser ought not to worry about
Sheriff Brown, as he has not given
any cause whatever to have the Great
Tiser worry so BE aisy Tiser, be aisy.'
For the kood time is coming. so wake
up and be good Americans.
THE MONGOLIA CASES.