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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

It il reported that Mr., Hartman has
directed all employees of the Union Pa
cifc to state whether or not they carry
life insurance and if so. in what COM
panies. Those who are insured I'm the
Equitable will probably see the neces-
sity for switching
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
SUCCESS is DIFFERENT
fPhiladelphia Ledgcr.)

HLiout tPtid LchEcFJ
Polk-When fellow starts to do any
sticks to u. fffl'th
Jolk-Not always.f How about when
YOU start TO remove a sheet OF sticky
lily paper that you've sat down on?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
Are Not Overlooking Any Materia

Chicago News.)
Tom Johnson predicts that Folk will be
RoOsevelTs~ successor. If the Missouri
governor is not careful the POpUlists will
discover him also.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
AT HIS HEELS.

cleveland Plain Dealerl
How is that son Of old Millisan 8
turning out?'
"Oh. he's following right in his faith
ers footste.s."
Making lots Of money. eh:"
NO, begging for it."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
Spells a Good Story.

IIs0UHesICT FOsI-LADTess.I
Secretary Taft says that all the presents
Alice Roosevelt received when she left
China wouldn't bring $50 at an auction
sale. Secretary Taft may be a great sec
rotary Of war, but he evidently is not cut
out for newspaper correspondent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

Just the place for Xmas presents
Davies q Co. the china store. so South
Main. Japanese goods. Russian brasses
-bTac. Drop in and look around
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
May Need 1t Some other DAY.
fchicago Journai.l

Chief Collins thinks all nude statutes
should be drapcd. The cnief should De
careful not 10 OverHork his thinker
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
Common Enough over Here.
KANSAS city Journal0

London is stirred up over the discovery
OF a gentleman crook who keeps q valet.
POOh-pOoh, In this country the average
servants.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

Still. it would be mighty fine if the
university eleven could win all the
games it plays.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
The Lid Is on Carrie Nation.
lAIlIMaukee sentlneI.

'-'4t "a'ASc t2t4lt'Ac4'f
William Allen White notes an ''ominous
calm i'm Kansas" Well, even Kansas
must stop occasionally 10 take breath.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

If the Crown Label is on the loaf,
YOU have the bread that is made in a
clean bakery. Ask your grocer for
Royal Bread.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
Rummaqs Sale.

Saturday, Nov. Is. Wilson hotel an
mex, benefit First NJ. L. church build
ing fund. Your own price.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
Must Have Had a Peep at Fairbanks.

baltimore SUM
NJ. Witte probably learned enough while
he was in America cut 10 accept position
as vice president Of Russia.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
WITH THE PARAGRAP HERS.

Russia also needs a Boosters club.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

lt4G-William r. Landith. Salt Lake Cit
Annie Green, Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

The Unitarian society will give a bal
in Unity hail Thanksgiving night
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

Mrs. II. W. Doscher entertained about
twenty-five OF her friends at a Kensing-
ton yesterday afternoon at her home,
The house was bright throughout with
chrysanthemums. Miss Christine John
son entertained the guests with a mum.
Der Of vocal selections.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Noble Warrum have
moved into the new home they have
built at the corner of Second and T
streets.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

AIRS. James D8ugherty IS here from
Portland. visiting her sister. Miss Dor
othy Kinney.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-18

Night prices. &c, soo. 7sei Matnees, s5c-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-01-26
CIRCASSIANS REVOLT
AGAINST RUSSIANS.
TIFLIS CITY is IN A STATE OF
SIEGE AND REVOLUTION
is SPREADING.
Sultan o. Turkey Is Caring for the Refu-
gees--Armenian Assist in
Revolution.

Victoria, Il. c., Jan. 23. Capt. Orlan
Cullen, representative Of the Imperial
Marine association Of Toxic, received II
cablcgram from ConstauunopIe TO the
effect that 1900 CirCassians had rcN"ittu
and killed the Russian guard, numbering
200. at Slayini, in the Caucasus, ana
that Russians and Turks in large NUM-
bers were crossing the frontier INTO the
Caucasus to spread revolution IN INNS
province Tinis City is practically IN a
state Of siege ana communication IS had
only by dispatch bearers.
Capt. Cullen states today that he mas
received further cablcgrams from Con
stantinople stating that large numbers
of refugees, mostly Jews, are rusnln@
into Turkish territory and the sultan
has placed the barracks of the imperial
guards at Constantnoplc at the disposal
of the refugees. Sir Nicholas Otounur
British minister, and American Minister
Ieishmanu have been appointed q con-
nlltce 10 look after the wants OF me
refugees.
The Armenian IIunclidist society at
Constantnoplc has issued prociama-
lon calling on all ArmuriauS % assist
the rcvOIdtionl-ts, ana number "i NJ
mcuianS continue 10 cross III" frontier u"
assist The kurdS, Armruiaus aal 'ucds-
slams, hcIragucriug Iliijs.
London, Jam. - No.bus IS known
Acrr of the report from Cras'au. hur!"
which has reached Capt. cu..aa u The
imperial marine association VI y oli".
now at Victoria Il. g., to ih" effect t.pr
l1o tir"aS,iaus have rcvuite.l and h..,ni
tire Russian guard mt S'avjul, ln tAr tau-
easus, and That Russians aua Turks ln
large number. are crossing tar from. IrF
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-01-26
PROCEEDINGS IN HOUSE.

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....,'-s f,vnro'I. rrnortrj me Lil .,,Ilin., rbo
secretary of agriculture and the secretary II
coAWo.." "nd labor 20 the lian Of prr>ldcn.
ti#l -uer, S-joH. AZ J.lo r. m. the House
adjourned
Consideration. on tNr 18TH uf TIM army
HpiraprIatiuu. hin Was CONNECTED and Il vot1
viii H. taken u,Nt dav 4 fraiIosjti,u "a
abolish inc Porto Rfcan regiment was de.
frltaI 80 10 H. after dtbat, I'm which
t,a..1ai<>lunrr prurtnu Of that island uoln
iii, maiden speech ruo provision for ne
ARMY transport service was retained In spta
If Il vigorous attack bY Mr.. Humphrey ul
Washington. WHO said the service was rut,
TON md a national disgrace. February Il
MAS hNpd as the date fer TIA, acceptance o.
the Frances Willard statue from the state
of illinois, \ Inn Was passed extending the
t.Ntraditiou laws of m" utcd States IT, tho
l.h.lippiu . thc senate amendments t.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-01-26
LEGISLATURE.
IN THE SENATE.

In tile senate on the 18th Freomming intro
duccd bin amending the primary election
act. North introduced bill creating an
elective freight rate commission.
In tho Senate on the 10Th Senator Stont
introduced a bill providing for board Of
commissioners for oregon exposition and
appropriatiug $4,000, Senator Munson Of
fcrcd bill amending primary election law
So that 1t snail not apply To county super
intcudonts or town or village officers *.
ccpt justices. Senator Wylie introduced a
hill prohibiting killing Of deer and prairie
chickens in Sank and Columbia counties
senator North introduced a biz relating TO
street sprlnking. Senator Rochr offered a
Olil requiring railroads 70 furnish Side
track facilities To shippers In cities or VII
Lagos. by compelling them to connect alt
side tracks. Senator Stevens offered bill
relating To agents of insurance companies
senator Fr0cmmiug offered a bill amending
laws relating Ia village boards, SO that they
shall receive $50 compensation in MilWau-
E"r. The Assembly resolution to print TO-
eco copies Of governors message was con
CURED n
In the senate on the Goth Mr.. McGilivray
moved that Stevens and Rummcl he added
10 the committee on banks carried. Blls
Introduced 10y Senator Bird to amend laws
relating To- pay Of counsel for INDECENT dc.
Pendants. 50 that fees shall not exceed $ln
pcr dNy If more than two days are occupied
hy trial by senator IIudnall relating To
taxation aud limiting amount to hc ruiSed
10y towns for bridge purposes to r"r Ceu.
By senator Martin. amending Inheritance
tax law, 80 rs 30 make sure tuit the
Murphy hcqurst 10 Lafayette county of
$l25.OOO for a court hausc shall not he
taxed. Also. relating 10 Jurisdiction of jus.
ticcs i'm cities. and giving them Jurisdiction
equal to police jus ices. senator McGiiliyraN
introduced bill 10 permit towns tu increase
the taxes for srLuul purposes from J 10
per cont. The governor transmitted an in
riHtion 60 Wisconsin T." .rad rrpr' snntn'
lives To the Lewis ana tlHrl. exposition.
Adjournment was tukon unul Monday aft
crHOoN
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-01-26
Bad Effect of Bitters.

Luckily absinthc is not much drunk Ia
this country, bat other httcrs are some
that are only less injurious. Your road.
ers should know that all bitter tonies,
hahitually INDUCED in, are apt to do
harm-to dcpreSs, not oxhilarate. Such
tones should be taken rather as medi-
cincs than as everyday drinks. You could
bring yourself to melancholy by means
Of gentan, quas>ia or COLUMBIA rs Wei
Ms by wormwood.-A Doctor III London
Mall
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-01-26

Horses killed for food in France
yield on an average 40 pounds Of meat
each
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-01-26

To have n live Colorado beetle in
your possession in England render, YOU
liable to fine Of $50.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1905-01-26

new substitute for rubber 7. hcia
aalc 81 NeNiee from the saa1 tie rlaa,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24
A Railroad Yarn.

The men who have travelled on
passes that belonged to some one
else have been more numerous than
they will be, for as things are now
the man who can get hold Of the
treasured bit of paper emitting
him to ride free, will keep it as a
souvenir if he doesn't use it, for
passes now are as scarce as hens
teeth. So here is an experience
that can be recorded, as it is not
likely to happen again:
''Traveling on another fellows
pass is some times a dangerous
thing" remarked young man not
long ago. Recently 1 had occa-
sion to 60 on railroad trip, and
[ borrowed a pass from a friend of
mine who was physician in adj
ditlon to being one of those
favored by the railroad. The con-
ductor took up the pass with some
others for over night, as it is the
custom, and [ thought everything
was all right. But about three
o'clock in the morning l was
aroused from sound slumber in
my berth by some one shaking me.
I looked up startled. It was the
conductor. Sorry to disturb you,
DOCTOR he said, but there's man
in the car very sick. Won't you
take a look at him?'
"Here's a pretty fix, thought 1,
but I'll have to make bluff good
or forfeit the pass. So got up,
slipped on my clothes and looked
at the patient. He was breathing
heavily. I felt his pulse solemn
ly, measured it by my watch, and
then said: Is there any one here
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24

who has fask?' [ had dozen
offers in a minute. Give him two
teaspoons of whisky every ten
minutes, and bath his head in wa
ter I said.
Il knew that that prescription
wouldn't hurt anybody. After the
first dose the patient rallied, and I
was congratuIating myself, when
the conductor came up with anoth-
or passenger. Here's a fellow
physician, DOCTOR he said. Per
haps a consultation will be in
order
"Well, I am up against it now,
I thought. What did you give
him, doctor?' asked the physician.
I told him, still thinking it only
matter of minutes until I'D be
found out Very good, he said;
couldn't have given him anything
better. With that he left me,
saying he wanted to get some rest.
'The patient seemed better so
I went back to my berth. Early
next morning as [ reached my
destination [ discovered that my
fellow physician also left the train.
AS the danger of losing my pass
was over and thinking the joke
too good to keep, I approached
him, and after we had laughed
heartily over it, he looked around
to see if anyone was within ear
shot, and then said: You told
him you were travelling on ply
sician's pass and are not physi-
clan. Well, so am T." 987.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24
William Travels.

The war lord of Germany was
on the move again and, according
to his own saying, the whole civil
lized world was in trouble on &C.
count of it. Surely no man can
accuse William of forgetting his
dignity. Whenever he travels he
calls on those who cannot afford to
trust the common people. He
visits only those who cannot be
approached without special letters
of introduction or some other
quantity, called red tape. He
never drops anchor anywhere, un-
less assured of the usual salute
due to princes of royal blood and
imperial splendor.
Nobody knows his mission, and
everybody pants in restless sus-
pense waiting for events to cast
their shadow before. Even Henry,
royal missionary and dispenser of
porous plasters for the healing of
wounds caused by the mailed fist
of his imperial brother, is ablaze
by his obscurity and silence.
Surely something is wrong. Why
so much secrecy? Surely William
does not hate to ride in golden
chariots, owned by Nicholas or
Oscar. Of course, he has a per-
feet right to travel without brass
bands and calcium lights, and in
deed. he who has important bust
ness to transact should attend to
William nndoubted-
II cannot trust any body else to steer
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24
"'Twas up the tray [ whit to kape
from pittin' bit"

"Twas up the tray whit to kape
from gittin' bit.
Thin I had to Explain that the
wash line waz life saver, av which
I tied wan ind on a post an the
other wan on me lig, SO in case l
shud drown, why [ cud pull mesilf
out. Besides the original charge,
I wur fined five times fer contimpt
av coort, and thin I had to git the
hotil keeper to prove me sanity.
Fer tin days me aquatic ma
mowers an wide diversity av COL
ors stint that burg into convoolsions
av ecstasy. Yis sor! [ cud how
married thin all. Thin's wur 60
in too fine to last, even the atmos-
pheric smill suggested throoble av
all kinds. Wan day a fohotygraf
fiend fohotygrafed me fohotygraf
an had it pooblished in the Led
dies Home Joornal. Whin the
countiss saw 1t she tillyphoned
tillygram to the authooryties an
had Inc pinched fer disertin' me
wife. The mooral av this tale is,
I came in on a spicial an whit
back on a freight, an if that isn't
the throoth thin [ hov got thin.
e. E. H.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24
FRHGMENTS
>BY BILL NYE, JR.>

It has been sugg ested to christ
en- the battleship Vermont with
maple syrup. We doubt whether
this plan would stick, as the pub
lie at large would disapprove of
such an unusual procedure.
A Sioux Falls woman recently
found large diamond in a can of
beef. This is the latest from the
beef trust to advertise it's goods;
and again, the stone in question
may prove to be mere paste.
A blind couple in Chicago, af-
ter several stormy sessions, have
agreed to apply for legal separa-
ton. Time and again their friends
have sought to bring about a rec
onciliation between the unhappy
twain, but the latter could not see
it that way.
A native of Coshocton, Ohio,
while attending a social gathering,
drank twelve glasses Of whisky to
the health of his friends, and on
the way home, lay down sin the
shade Of an old apple tree" to
sleep off the effects of the red-eye.
His funeral was largely attended
q few days later.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24

his ship of state into the right
channels.
To kill two birds with one stone
seems to be his aim. Nicholas can
now rest in peace. Oscar knows
what to do, and Christian will soon
fall in line and trust IN William.
the modern builder of the house
of Troy. 1868.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24
ITIIIITTII7T1III11III I'LL
lIIII INDIAN Citizenship. Hi

to prove that the interests OF the
Indians are secondary as you may
infer from the words of Bishop
Whipple, of Minnesota:
"There Is not today (January,
1869 an old citizen of Minnesota
who will not shrug his shoulders
as he speaks of the dishonesty
which accompanied the purchase
of the lands of the Sioux. There
is not a man in America who ever
gave an hours calm reflection to
this subject who does not know
that our Indian system is an or
ganized system of robbery, and has
been for years a disgrace to the
nation"
After calm reflection many in
telIigent and prominent men have
united in petitioning presidents
to redress the inJustices to the In
dian. There can be no doubt
that the present method Of govern
ing the Indians is defective. I'm
scrupulous individuals have many
opportunities of defrauding both
the Indian and the government.
However, not only agents, traders,
and private citizens, but the gov
eminent itself has imposed on the
credulity of the Indians. The war
with the Cheyennes, in 1865, was
caused by the broken pledges Of
the United States. In the treaties
with the Cheyennes the govern
ment made solemn promises not
to establish military posts on the
Powder and Yellowstone Rivers.
The promises were violated, and
the war followed, which resulted
in the humiliation of Clusters
brave band.
What shall we do with the Indi-
ans? Honor and justice demand
that the final disposition of this
question be undelayed. 1t is but
fitting that another Lincolnian
Proclamation be issued; that all
traces Of slavery, oppression and
injustice be eradicated; that the
now ill-fed, ill-housed and ILL.,
treated race, be raised from the
gutter and have their feet placed
on the lower rung Of the civilized
ladder. The older Indians not
only respect the laws of our coun-
try, but they also cherish a hope
that some day the Great White
Father shall condescend to keep
the promises made to their fathers.
The promises to lift up the Indi-
ans. But they are left to disap-
pear as fate ordains. E. D.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24
MuldOOn at
~ the SeaSh0re.

QuTln uOG WltucI, W ldk0 ClO ldu-
lily out on a farm an incydintly
knock two birds wild wan brick, as
it saves the ixpinses av ice an gifts
irish milk fer the babby's CON-
plixion. Whin annywan ilse hi
bernates that way he ginerally
anticipates some kind av rekrea-
ton.
In me own case, howiver,
practical DEFINITION av that wor'rd
is a fizzycal impossyb ility, because
me mither!in-law predomynates
conspikuously over me, the farm,
an most av the neighbours. Yis!
I conclooded I waz gittin' him
picked by too much familiarity, an
hincefoorth me pleasure thrips
wud be taken in nocturnal sayrasy,
ad libitum.
Wild that ind in view I bought
crackerbox full av bathin' scots
an swim wash lines, thin dismis-
sim me vally I boorded the eight
cen hour SPECIAL fer Rockyway.
While nanny people abhoor
fast trains tbs me belief that they
prevint procrastynation an also
alleevyate pain, accoordin' to
whittier yez land in Moo York or
the far HINGE. Shure, what more
can a man want fer three cints a
mile? I dunno. The main dan
ger av rapid transit are confined
to the dinnin' care, sthill, the
company cud obliterate that
wan if they wud sooply spoons or
ilse stirylize the FORKS. Joost
think av the imbarrissin' attytood
dignyfed parsonage wud presint
prongin' himsilf in the eyebawl.
Why, It's horryble outrage, re-
gardliss av the price yez pay fer
the male.
At wan time only roosty nails
an tin cans wur sooffused wild
bacteria germs av hydryfobia an
lockjaw; since thin scientifics how
discovered that mankind rooms
precayrious chances av blud pizen
be comm in dape contact wild
soovyneer silverware. In conse-
ounce av all that, me knowledge
av chimistry an bedbugs waz pre-
rekwizit evydince fer me to spind
the ride wild starvation in the
smokin' care.
Arrivin' in Moo York I dropped
into Delmonyco's fer a potter
house an Sherry's fer some extry
dry befoor takin' trolley to the
sad say waves. While Rockyway
might be too cosmopolitan fer the
rist av the foor hundred, I can how
more foon there in five minits
than I cud git in Noopoort all day.
Yez don't how to gaze on a white
woman wild her chlnaze hoosband
like yez do in Noopoort, not on
yer life! They wud hang thin
both.
The mornin' afther establishin'
mesilf in the swillist hotll vim
tured foorth in me rid bath SCOT
an the wash lines. All at wanst l
heard the tinklin' av a curious
bell "Shure,'' SEES I to mesilf,
"tis the police patrol chasin'
wild dawg." Back to the ivergranes
fer mine, an up a tray whit.
Do yez mind, it want dawg
at all, twas mesilf they pinched
wild impunity. As vehimint pro-
tishtation waz av no avail, I kept
mesilf NOON, On account av the
roosh I was made eligible fer
hearin' that same day.
eyer haner,'' SEES the cop, ''this
= s - o., - +, -
loonytic attimped to hang his-self
in dishybell attire. /.
! "Yez are g. bsoogsss;r' 1 bawled.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-24

A1n 1ife's Dispensarv.&

n lNE day, while dreaming, strayed place,
~ cewthw teemng within it's
In jars and bottles, labeled saw in great
Emotions and rosy, green gray
Onei
Anoth Grief stood
filled within gided
ancient, both and bad there
Eacht to whit and is heir
One kind would make another wake
would den wor nd forget
here shouted what long
soon troube shall be- and put o naught
cleaning shall make thrill;
Andwh appeased by pleasure of love I'll drink fill"
My hungry vision centered upon the medley there,
With steps entered of 10Y" and Love to share
last" repeating, "my vanish wll!'
My stumul beating scarcely still
straight made entry with cleaning sword
An DID, before that motley hoard.
"Who thou, aged grim guardian of head'
m LIES apothecary, Old Conscience friend" he said
EMERITUS.
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