Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-25
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the alphabet)-Now, dearie, what
comes after g?' The Child-Whizz.-
EX.
Where did you put the butter" said
lady to her colored girl. Done put
it in de freezerator, missus,' was the
answer.-Ex.
Naggsby-What an excellent car
uage that young man has. Waggsby-
Yep. He's football coach.-Baltl-
Gore American.
iIe-They say people who marry
soon grow to look alike. She-Then
YOU must consider my refusal as final.
Chicago News
Bobby Nt dinner tablel-Papa, can
/ have two pieces Of pie? Papa
Sure; just cut the piece you have in
tWo.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
pashaway-Do you love that girl
as much as you think you do? Clever
ton-Why, old man, love her almost
as much as she thinks l do-Ex.
She-So you really imagine that
smoking benefits you? He--I know it
does. Ny mother-in-law leaves the
room the minute light my pipe-Ex.
james My lord the carriage waits
without My Lord Without what,
James, James-Without any 'osses,
my lord. 1t Is the motor carriage
EX.
Customer-Thosc trousers are too
short for my boy; he'd outgrow them
/ in five weeks Tailor-No danger;
they won't last that long,-Chicago
/ Journal.
why don't you get up and give that
seat to your father, Bobby? Don't 1t
! pain YOU to see him reaching for IA
strap Not ON a street car."-Chi-
eago News
Jawback My mothers cooking
/ Mrs. Jawback Wen, she deserves 1t.
Hut didn't think you'd acknowledge
it SO shortly after her death -Cleye-
I land Leader
$he-Are your poems Improving
amy: He-l Judge So. The editor used
to give me ten seconds TO get out Of
the office Now he gives me tifteen.--
Chicago News
How can girl tell whether or not
she is a mans nfntty?" murmured
Susie by looking him up in Brad
street" replied Polly Louisville
CouricrJournal,
How much Of an estate did he
! leave" 1T appears that he died
neither rich nor poor They estimate
his estate ut about two millions" -
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Miss Newlywed Well, Henry, how
do you like my pies? NJ. Newlywed-
Dearest. they are Just like the pies
that my father used to say were not
| like his mother used 10 make!-EX.
Dumey What they call preferred
stock Is the stock that pays dividends,
| isn't it.? Wiseman Not at all; but the
stock that does pay dividends Is al
ways Observation-Disclosures Press.
New Dentist 0n Frozen Dog)-Will
you take gas? Bronco Bill-Will it
hurt II | don't? Dentst-It will.
Bronco Bill--Thcn, stranger. for your
sake | think I'd better take it--Life.
Thank you" she said, as he finally
gave her his seat In the car, ITS al
most impossible to stand on your feet"
THAT was because | kept pulling EN-
out OF your way, ma'nm." he replied.
Elk
Gcorge-Who was the first one that
came from the ark when II landed2
John Noah George-You are wrong.
Don't the Good Book tells us that
Noah came forth; 30 there must have
been three ahead of hlm.-New York
Times.
Lumber Yard Lem hain't seen
Weary While around lately Seven
League Saunders No; he's disguised
himself as a college professor an lvin'
as one o. dem. Hes goin' to write
magazine article On dere lives an bab-
it~-Puck.
"Why DO you want diyorceT the
Judge asked "Bccause / can't look
Al my wife without being tempted to
commit suicide or murder" What
brought about this state Of mindG"
.Shc put moth bail. in my cigar pock-
ct" petition granted. Judge
Wasn't trying to commit suicide?
Why. She jumped off the end Of the
pier into thirty feet of water and sank