Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-24

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Peary will live mainly on baked beans his polar
expedition OF course, Bostons hopes and faith are
with him.
Possibly if the vodka and sad out in Portsmouth
the envoys may introduced to the delights of hard
cider tipple.
The cost of living in New York city is very high
So the thermometer. Moral: Live here, where both
are reasonable.
Chicago apart 100000 for school for cooks
But as cooks are almost unobtanable there where will
the pupils be found?
Subjects of the czar, fleeing his oppression
ing to California to settle. They know good place
when they hear of it.
Barney Oldfeld may hold the automobile speed
record his wife holds the divorce schedule She sued
him three times in two days
The annual quarrel between Queen wilhelmina and
her husband has broken out They'll make it up; there's
no South Dakota open to royalty
However, Judge Parker needn't drown now; he
worse submerged last November and he survived
And he doesn't need press agent
~ One day Frisco suffocates then it freezes Yet poor
deluded easterners go Frisco and imagine they
g sampling Caforna's glorious climate!
A If the women run their newly organized political ma.
chine well they do their sewing machines it be-
hooyeth the of both parties to be up and doing.
"
The sherifs association is scheduled to meet in st.
Paul, and two will be hanged while the sessions
Z Sort of practical demonstration as it
If young Lacey had only attempted suicide before
he wrote that 1OOOword love poem had succeeded
after he did write he wouldn't have appeared nearly
SO silly today.
The antics of a fool autoist Saturday frightened
woman into Mysteries. A few instances like that
Los Angeles streets will be freed from such pests.
4 There are ways to do it.
The body of John Paul Jones, first admiral and great
est hero of the American navy f be his) arrived
in the United States and will be laid to an eternal
rest Peace to it's ashes Gf they be his)!
1t to be hoped that the new Stephenson avenue car
line will be pushed to immediate consummation 1t will
open up fine residential region, already building up
rapidly and will prove profitable from the start
There should and doubtless will be no need to beg
for funds for the coming fiesta. Los Angeles has not
had fiesta for some time now, and certainly the
ing of the Shriners is enough if be needed
for its revival
Incidentally, John D. might plant few of his
millions here AS the greatest and exclusive
oil burning region earth it would that we were
entitled to percentage of contribu-
tions to his Golfers.
Kansas brakeman tells of running stock train SO
fast that it had to back up several times the cattle
could catch their BREATH Now, now, your jealous;
Scoty beat that so fast he took the breath OF
every one he passed.
The Express fecitates itself in telling of young
who says: "The Express is one of the few news
papers in the country in which has faith 1t might
be added that she is of the few persons who have
faith in the Express.
The heir to the Warwick earldom needs a moneyed
wife The ancient kingmaker will turn over in his
grave at such plebian methods of obtaining wealth.
When he needed the money he simply made a new.
monarch or two and collected his commissions
None Of the present fire leuenans passed the tech
nlca examination for capaincy though all know their
business as fire fighters Still just what technique has
to do with quenching blaze is little hard TO see
The main thing is plenty of water we'll directed
So II seems that the net gain of the striking union
teamsters of Cheago-who by the way left solid
union jobs to butt into fight in which they had no
grievance and possible interests entire loss Of
positions abolition of their union and financial distress
Few, any, will be reemployed, and those few must
withdraw from their unions entirely Their leaders
have been dscredted grafers and their unions are
dsgfaeed as sluggng hold-u1 gangs Pretty stiH
price to pay for little misplaced sympathy"