Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-07-07
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Mr.. Flush-Have You change for 4
Hve3 Mr.. Broke--No; but would IKE
to have q i've for change.-Ex.
Jurge Knox Gin the court room)-
I've lost my hat Attorney That's
nothing. ! lost a suit here yesterday.
lex.
He-It's hard to keep secret some
times, isn't 1t? She-I don't know;
I've never tried it-DetrOit Freo
Press.
A little boy was asked his name, and
answered: "Well, they call me Jim
mie, for short; but my maiden name Il
James."
''I'm sure he said he was out Of pol
itics for good" "You must have mis-
understood him. He's out for the
goods in politics. "-Ph Philadelphia Press.
Edith-When l accepted Jack he
said he was in the seventh heavenl
Ethel-Quite likely; he's been engaged
to six other girls this season.-Jester.
Minister-So you saw some boys
fishing on the Sabbath, my young man.
Did you do anything TO discourage
them3 Small Boy--Yes, sir; stole
their bait.
Hawkins-That pickpocket they
caught is really very intelligent fell
low. Sampson-No doubt Of 1t. He
proved that by his ability to locate a
lady's pocket.
Jaggles-Do those noblemen who
come over here to visit us acquire
many Of our customs2 Waggles-I
presume so. At any rate, they borrow
a great deal from us.
my kingdom for q horsep' cried
Richard the Third. And moment
later he was seen slowly emerging
from under his balky automobile
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr.. GOodeC-Here's a book ia very
much like to have our daughter read.
1t contains some good advice for a girl
Of her age. Mrs. GoOder-Very well.
III forbid her to touch it.
"a mighty poor sermonp' said Knox,
as they came out Of church. what
would you expect for eentT an
swered Cox, who had seen what the
kicker had dropped into the plate.
"JOnes borrowed a dollar from me
yesterday" EYES," "He paid me back
with the same dollar loaned him."
''That's strange" 'No. couldn't pass
It either. - Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Just Too Lovely: EYES," said the
Arst actress, "I've got a lovely new
play Tor this season" "What is itF"
asked the ether. "A society drama in
four acts and ave new gowns. "-Ex.
Kissing Bugs: He-Let us sit cut
on the lawn and watch for shooting
stars. She oh, somebody might see
us. Let's Sit inside the grape arboF
and watch for lightning bugs.-Judgo.
Eyes," said Mr.. Borsm, 'I'm disap.
pointed In these shoes. It's funny now.
adays how ones things wear out be.
fore one knows It." EYES," replied
Miss Weary, with yawn, especially
ones welcome"
Teacher-Now, then, Tommy, you
have no good excuse for staying away
from school yesterday. Tommy-Well,
it wasn't my fault. Teacher-It
wasn't? TOmmy-No, ma'am. done
my best to think up one.
'Oh, children! You are no noisy to-
day. Can't you be little stiller and
betterr "Now, grandma, you must be
a little considerate, and not scold us,
You see, II 1t wasn't for us you would
not be a grandma at ALL"
She-And you say you would die for
met Mr.. Boresome-A thousand times.
She-Would you mind doing 1t just
once-straightaway1 You know papa
has been appointed coroner, and he
hasn't had any practice yet-Boston
Traveller.
Burly Party-Are you aware, sir,
that you deliberately placed your UNI
brella in my ear last evening? Little
Bifferton-Very careless of me, I'm
surel wonder what became of It,
and Would 1t be too much trouble
to ask you to return it?-Ttt- Bits.
Jones-It is just impossible for me
to keep a lead pencil. People are al
ways borrowing, you know, and they
always forget to return. Brown-Why,
l never have any trouble. See, I've
got whole vest pocketful Of pencils.
Jones-DOesn't that prove just what I
said2
Willie-I met our new minister on
my way to Sunday school, mamma,
and he asked me If ever played mar.
bles on Sunday. Mother-H'm! And
what did you say to that9 WILLIE
said, Get thee behind me, SatanP and
walked right of and left him."-Lon-
don Tit Bits.
o'Halloran-Its sorry OF am to