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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
You Have No Right to Suffer
From Constipation, 6oweI and Stomach Trouble.
@. What is the beginning Of sickness?
NonStiDation r...rr'

@. What is the beginning Of sickness?
A. Constipation.
@. What is Constipation?
A. Failure of the rowels to carry of the
waste matter which lies in the alimentary canal
where it decays and poisons the entire system
Eventually the results are death under the
name OF some other disease. Note the deaths
from typhoid fever and appendicitis, stomach
and bowel trouble at the present time.
@. What causes Constipation?
A. Neglect to respond to the call Of nature
promptly Lack OF exercise. Excessive brain
work. Mental emotion and improper diet.
Q. What are tho results of neglected Consti.
patton?
A. Constipation causes more suffering than
any other disease. It causes rheumatism. colds,
fevers, stomach. bowel, kidney, lung and heart
troubles. etc. 1t Is the one disease that starts
all others. Indigestion, dyspepsia, diarrhea loss
OF sleep and strength are its symptoms-piles
appendicitis and hstula, are caused by Constipa-
ton. Its consequences are known to all ply
sicians but few sufferers realize their condition
invalids as result Of Constipation.
@. Do physicians recognize this?
A.. Yes. The first question your doctor asks
you is ARE you constipated?'' That Is the secret
F @. CAN'T becured? r' b
A. Yes, with proper treatment. The common
error Is to resort to physics. such as pills. salts
mineral water, castor oil, injections, etc. every
one of which is injurious. They weaken and
increase the malady You know this by yo1r
own experience.
O. What then should be done to cure it:
A. Get q bottle of Mull's Grape Tonic at once.
Mull's Grape Tonic will positively cure Consti-
patton and Stomach Trouble in the shortest
space of time. No other remedy has before been
known to cure Constipation positively ard per-
manently.
@. What is Mull's Grape Tonic?
A. 1t is a Compound with 40 per cent Of the
juice of Concord Grapes 1t exerts q peculiar
strengthening healing influence upon the mites.
tines, SO that they can do their work unaided
The process is gradual but sure. tits nota
physic, but it cures Constipation. Dysentery,
Stomach and Bowel Trouble. Having rich,
fruity grape flavor, it is pleasant to take AS a
tonic it is unequalled, insuring the system
against disease. 1t strengthens and builds up
waste tissue.
@. Where can Mul's Grape Tonic be had?
A.. Your druggist sells it. The dollar bottle
contains nearly three times the 50-cent size.
Good for Ailing Children and Nursing Mothers.
A free bottle to all who have never used 10
because we know it will cure you.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
AWFUL NEURALGIA
NJ. Porter Thought He Should Go Mas
But Dr. Williams Pink Pills
Cured Him.

.
eft seems like miracle that Dr..
Williams Pink Pills should have cured
my neuralgia, said Mr.. Porter. "They
are certainly marvellous medicine and
am always glad to recommend them.
..For two years, " he continued. 'Ihad
suffered almost uncomfortable painsin my
head. They would start over my eyes
snd shoot upward most frequently, but
they often spread over my face, and At
simes every part Of my head and face
would be full Of agony. Sometimes the
pains were SO intense that actually
feared they would drive me mad.
my eyes ached constantly and there
was alwaysa burning sensation over my
forehead, but the other pains varied,
sometimes they were acute, and again
they were dull aud lingering. ! could
not sleep. Ny temper was irritable and
got no pleasure out of life.
II tried remedy after remedy, bus
finding no help in any Of them, ! be.
came a despairing man. Even when !
began to take DR.. Williams Pink Pills ]
had no great hope OF cure.
"That was in December of 1908. To
nv surprise, a change III my condition
took place right away. The pains grew
less intense and the acute attacks were
further apart, as kept OIL using Dr.Wil-
liams' Pink Pills. The improvement be-
gan with the first box, and when had
ased six boxes stopped. My cure was
complete and has lasted ever since.
Mr.. Charles H. Porter lives at Ray
moud, N. H. He is one of many grateful
people who have found that DR.. Williams
Pink Pills will cure diseases of the nerves
that have stubbornly resisted every other
remedy tried. Not only neuralgia, but
sciatica, partial paralysis and locomotor
ataxia yield to them. They are sold by
all druggists. or may be obtained directly
from the DR. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N. Y
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
v, Y, WILCOX GETS
PENSION AGENCY

Des Moines, Oct. S.-W. V. Wilcox
has been appointed pension agent for
the Iowa-Nebraska district. Presi-
dent Roosevelt yesterday announced
within day or two, will receive his
bond to be filled out and returned to
Washington. AS soon as it. is ap-
proved his commission will be for
warded to him and he will assume the
duties of the Office. This will not be
later than Oct. u, probably.
This appointment is for the term
ending with December, 1906, but it is
generally conceded that the appoint
ment will be perpetuated into the
four year term succeeding that date
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
AGAINST THE PUBLIC INTEREST.
OverzeaIous Reformers Work for Law
Against Proprietary Medicines.

OverzeaIous Reformers Work for Law
Against Proprietary Medicines.
"Schemes to minish or destroy
the sale of proprietary medicines are
constantly being devised by interested
parties. Every now and then some
Jealous reformer comes to the front
with the demand for law to require
every package of proprietary medi-
cine to be labeled with printed
statement of the formula, showing
just how it Is manufactured. The mil.
lions of people who use proprietary
medicines seem to be satisfied; but
the man with mania for regulating
the affairs of other people or who has
some personal interest to serve Is
the one who agitates the proposition.
TO a person who has never taken
time to consider it. such a proposition
may seem reasonable enough; yet it
Is in fact nothing more nor less than
9 scheme to compel the manufactsr-
ers to put their trade throughout the
entire country at the mercy OF every
commercial pirate who might choose
to flood the market With limitations Of
their goods.
Under such conditions the incen-
live for the original manufacturer to
advertise his goods would be practi-
cally destroyed, for the money spent
on advertising would inure mainly 10
the benefit of the pirates and imita.
tors. Without advertising. the public
would receive little information in
regard to the medicine, and all future
sales would be greatly impaired il
not wholly destroyed. 1t is mainly by
judicious advertising that the kpowl.
edge of proprietary medicines is
brought to the public. Nothing is
more certain than that millions of peo.
pie have found relief at compare
lively small expense by the use Of
some remedy first called \ to their
aotice through newspaper advertising.
Why, then, should the manufacturer
Of meritorious proprietary remedy
be compelled by law to practically
destroy his business as a condition Of
being allowed TO carry 1t on? Yet
that is exactly what these formula
bills mean Exchange.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
Mason civ Man Killed,

NJ son City, Oct 13--John Lee,
thirty years a resident here, was kill
ed BY Milwaukee freight at 4:5O
yesterday at the Austin bridge, one
mile north of the city Lee was a
wealthy pioneer hardware merchant
OF late years he was in i'll health
and was out for a walk near curve
in the track His head was. severed
from the body and part of the skull
was left on the bridge. The body
will be sent to New York for inter
ment.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
Went on a Iona Journey.

Grinnell, Oct. 11.-Tirins of life,
Dan Patton, a prominent farmer resid-
ing southwest of this city, took poison
and died few hours later. He sent
a note to one of his friends saying
that he wished that he would do the
chores for him that evening as he was
going on a long journey. Thinking
something wrong a party was sum-
moned. Patton was found dying in
a chair on tae front porch, where he
had seated himself after having taken
the poison.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
D. B. HENDERSON is
RAPIDLY FAILING

Dubuque, Oct. 13.-Col. D. B. Hen
derson is resting easier, but the
dread paresis has it's grip and death
is certain. Fear of another stroke
Of paralysis hangs over the wife and
daughter. who remain by the bedside
of the patient.
The doctor hes announced that an
other stroke would hasten death. If
the disease takes its course he will
be dead within two years. Irrational
in his statements, he talks about
'''1r" meters. but his mind fades
away and he is lost.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
Whitmer To Fight For Honors.

Sheldon, Oct. lit has been given
given out here yesterday as authentic
that Hon. George r. Whitmer, for
merly representative of this county,
but now living in Sioux City, will con-
test the seat of George Youde, nom
mated as his successor last week.
Hon. James A. Parsons, the well
known democratic lawyer of Rock
Rapids, is counsel for Mr.. Whitmer
and will fight his cause before the
next house Of representatives, and
gives out that he is confident of sue
cess
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

A man in New York has completed
fifty years Of service with the firm by
which he is. employed and the occa,
sion has been recognized by giving
him dinner and loving cup. If any
man in the country has made a longer
record OF continuous service with one
firm, now is a good time for him to
stand up and get applaudcd.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
Tramp Killed at &nncs.

Ames, Oct. 12.-Henry Boyle, a
tramp whose home is said to have
been in Wisconsin, jumped in, front
of Northwestern passenger train
yesterday morning and was instantly
killed Two other tramrs were with
him and one of his companions was
badly injured. No cause for their
strange actions is known.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
coIfax Man Gives sao, eco

Colfax, Oct 10.-W. A. Winder, a
wealthy citizen Of Colfax, once a
prominent member of the Baptist
church, has recently bequeathed
$4,000 to the Baptist Home Mission
airy society at his death. Mr.. Winder
has wife but no children.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

The finest specimens Of humanity
N Europe are the gypsies Of Hun
gary. Both men and women are
shapely In face and form, with large,
clear eyes and rosy compilations. and
they are seldom Ill.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

1t seems odd to read that young
wife has sued for divorce because her
husband wants to kiss her too much.
Geyoting SO much time to his demon
STATIONS of affection that he neglects
his work. That is not the usual com.
plant.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
Murderess Moved to Asylum

Clinton, Oct. 11.-Physically weak
and i'll and mental wreck as well,
Mrs. Edward H. Thurston, nee Annie
Crawford, has been removed FROM the
penltent'ary at Anamnsa, where she
was serving four years for the murder
of John Dillor of this city. Size w>s
taken to the state hospital for the in
sane at independence where her death
is momentarily. expected. She has
been declared to be hopelessly insane
by the board Of the state prisoa and
her removal to the state hospital or.
Gered . r.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
First sues Then Shoots Him.

Maloy, Oct. 12.-J. F. Woodside Of
this place was shot last night at
Blockton by Jim Henderson. 1t is
supposed to be the outgrowth of a
standing trouble between them. Pap.
ers were served on Woodside on
Tuesday for $4,000 damages for al
legged alienation Of the affections OF
Henderson's wife and the shooting is
supposed to have been the outgrowth
Woodside was shot once in the side
Hin condition is serious. 49,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
MANY Firemen Injured.

Chicago. Oct. l3.-Six fremen were
injured, two probably fatally, in a
collision yesterday between a hose
art and an electric car at Larrabea
md Black Hawk streets. The car
vas running at speed of twenty
niles an hour when it struck the rear
Of the hose cart knocking the vehicle
twenty-five feet. The front Of the
street car was slightly damaged. The
hose cart was almost demolished.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

A new law is soon to go into force
in parts of Russia permitting the ma.
tives to discuss politics If they dis.
curs them as fervently, as noiselessly
as ineffectively as some thousands Of
our people do, the blessing of the law
will be deeply disguised.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

The Breadwinners' college. school
for those who must work for their liv.
ing, has been opened in Boston.
Whether it succeeds or not will de-
pend largely upon the showing it's foot
ball team is able to make.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Weber and Fields are talking OF
joining forces again and kid" Mccoy
Is going into vaudeville at $500 a
week. How can anybody continue to
worry about the condition OF the
American stage? ..r ......s.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

A former baseball pitcher who drew
a salary of $4,000 year is now max
ing $1.50 a day in lumber camp. II
doesn't make much difference to him
when the season closes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Schumann-Heink has sprained her
pie with bull voices, foghorn voices
kindergarten voices and sawmill
voices never sprain theirs.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Fame Is that blissful state where
other people think you are as great as
you all along have considered your
self.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Another cure for consumption has
been discovered. The remedy consists
of the juice of vegetables. Certainly
THE juice Of corn has made many at
least forget worse woes than consump-
ton
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

We CO not believe that George AIDE
is making more money than he knows
what to do with. Did anybody ever
make more money than he knew what
to do with?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

A Chicago banker who has been
sent TO the penitentiary declares that
he will come back and pay off every
cent that he owes. Evidently he be.
iieyes in spreading the gospel Of hope.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Young Mr.. Rockefeller gladly would
part with some of his ability to buy
rich viands if he could only purchase
a good digestion wherewith to enjoy
them.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

France and Germany have reached
ton. 1t doesn't matter, of course,
whether the agreement is satisfactory
to Morocco or not
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

G. w Schwab is going to have q
$4,000 silver gilt dinner service
Even with that, however, he will prob
ably find it impossible to take more
than ore mouthful at time
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

The fashionable thing is not often
the comfortable one, but very shortly
a well-sewed pair Of walking gloves
will be welcome on any old plea.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

What shall we do when the lobster
Boston Globe But there is no danger,
that the lobster will disappear so long
as the chorus girl is On earth
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

1t is doubtless true that no man can
afford to dress poorly, but it is proba.
bly, also true that some men cannot
afford to dress as we'll as they habit
ually do.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

A great many humble folk with
good appetites and little cash will not
envy MIR. Rockefeller his legacy of dys
pepsia.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

King Alfonso is again reported to be
engaged to be married, but good
many people will refuse to believe it
until he exhibits the license.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

A Brooklyn woman committed sui.
eide because she had no friends. Some
people would regard that as the finest
kind of encoura cement for living on.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

''Hoopskirts Occupy Women at Con.
ventions,' says a newspaper headline.
1t should have been women Occupy
Hoopskirts."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

There is deficit of $44oO.00O in the
Dutch treasury. The dispatches do
not say whether it was stock gambling
or the ponies.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

1t is generally allowed that the late
Rain-in-the-Face is now a good Indian
whatever he was when he was en-.
gagged in warwhooping.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

A New York girl has had man put
in Jail because he admired her. Yet
she would probably have despised him
il he hadn't turned to look.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Ill-gotten gains child, are often what
the other man makes by taking advan.
tage of the opportunity yNa miss by
being a good fellow.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Madam-"Be sure to put plenty of
nuts in the cake" Cook-"I'll crack
40 more nuts to-day. My jaw hurts
me already."-Harper's Bazaar.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Customer-"Have you the last Lit.
erary Digest?'" Clerk-'1m sorry
but the last copy has been sold.
Will What to Eat do?"-Ex.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
Shame Causes. Suicide.

Dubuque, Oct. 11.-Because she
was accused of theft, Mae steffens, a
hotel domestic, drank two ounces Of
carbolic acid yesterday and will die.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Champagne sells for $500 quart In
Colombian money, which seems al
most like giving It away.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

II know man that has never been
kissed In his life," said hA well"
said she, nnsympathetically, Its his
own fault."-Detroit Free Press.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Never allow sympathy to incapici.
:lte your judgment.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13
Iowa State Bystander
Bystandsr Pub,i.hing Co.
Well. It was about time for Francis
Joseph to have mose trouble OF some
kind.

In order to keep out Of bankruptcy
The Hague tribunal might try issuing
trading stamps,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

The taciturn tramp may say moth.
'ng, but it doesn't follow that he saws
wood.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Prize Fighter Fitzsimmons is going
to star in comic opera. Furthermoes,
he is to be paid for doing IL.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Lots of men who attend the races
amt win even little sympathy.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-10-13

Too often the board Of directors
fails to direct.
The Hartford republican., 1905-03-10

CITIZENS throughout the State, re-
gardless of politics, are holding in
dignation meetings condemning the
disgraceful verdict rendered by
Louisville jury in the libel proceed
ings of Pat Sharkey. a saloon keeper
assisted by thugs and toughs against
X. w. Knott, editor of the Louisville
Post. Mr.. Knott, a brother of
former Governor of Kentucky, is a
clean, conscientious scholarly gentle
man and has always conducted his
paper in such manner as to gain
the popular applause of all classes
except the gambler, the murderer,
the thief and the various other de-
nominations of the tough" and a
jury's verdict to the effect that he
has been guilty of criminal libel came
like thunderbolt from a clear sky.
1t is proper and right that the citi-
zens the Drawn and sinewy of Ken
tucky's manhood should speak their
disapproval of this seeming unjust
verdict as nine-tenths of the news
papers throughout the State have
done. The people of Ohio county
have always been responsive in NOR
al condemnation of conceded or ap-
parent wrongs done humanity and
they should as one voice speak their
disapproval Of the wrongs done them
through their fellow citizen. Mr.. K.
w Knott
The Hartford republican., 1905-03-10
Factories for Kentucky.

Mr.. L. d. Sampson, a well-known
Kentucky newspaper man. formeral-
ly proprietor of the Barbourville
News and for some years engaged in
the Newspaper Syndicate business in
Chicago, is endeavoring to locate
some large manufacturing concerns
in Kentucky.
Through its newly organized Com
mercial Club, Georgetown has Sc
cured the large Asphalt concern
with which Secretary Paul Morton
and other Chicago men are connect
ed. Mr.. Sampson has just opened
an office at 140 Dearborn street,
Chicago, and has been commissioned
by several large and well established
concerns to find locations for new or
branch factories. He desires to hear
from Kentucky towns which offer
natural advantages in the way of
fuel, raw material, transportation
facilities and equitable labor condi-
tions.
The Hartford republican., 1905-03-10
Resolutions of Respect.

Trisler Local Union No. l, A. S.
Of f.
Whereas, 1t has pleased the Su-
preme Ruler of the Universe to take
from us our worthy brother, Martin
l.. Shreve, on the 18th of February,
1905.
Be it resolved, That in his death
this country has lost good citizen,
the lodge a loyal member, and his
family devoted and affectionate
husband and father.
Resolved, That we extend out
sympathy to his friends, relatives
and family and that we commend
them to Him who has promised to
be precious in time of trouble and
ask all who gl'ieve his loss to be con-
tentented with Gods will. He is
now in his heavenly home and is
beckoning his loved ones to follow
him.
Resolved, That these resolutions
be spread on our records and be
published in HARTFORD REPUBLICAN,
Hartford Herald and Owensboro In
quirer and that a copy be sent to the
family Of our deceased brother.
ARTHUR MOXLEY, iCor,
c. T. WHITTINGHILL, Oo''''
The Hartford republican., 1905-03-10
OTHER MATTERS.
Life Guards.

The Life Guards are two regi-
ments Of cavalry forming parts Of
the British household troops. They
are gallant soldiers. and every loyal
British heart is proud Of them. Not
only the Kings household but yours,
ours. eyerybody's should have its
life guards. The need of them is es-
pecially great when the greatest foes
Of life, diseases, find allies in the
very elements as colds, influenza, ca
tarrh, the grip. and pneumonia do
in the stormy month Of March. The
best way we know of to guard
against these diseases is to strength
en- the system with Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla-the greatest Of all life guards.
It removes the conditions in which
these diseases make their most sue
cessful attack, gives vigor and tone
to all the vital organs and functions,
and imparts a general warmth to the
blood. Remember the weaker the
system the greater the exposure to
disease. Hoods Sarsaparilla makes
the system strong.