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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
Must Answer Four Charges.

Abba. Ia, Dec 23.-Frank Stevens,
who was arrested at Melrose short
time ago for forging time check on
the Burlington company, was indicted
by the grand jury on four charges two
for forgery and two for uttering forg-
ed instrument. He is now in the Mon
roe county fail awaiting trial.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
Alderman Gets One Year.

Milwaukee, Wis. Dec 23.-Former
Alderman Robert L. Rudolph was SEN
fenced to one year in the Milwaukee
house of correction, being found guilty
Of soliciting a bribe of 500 from for
mer City Attorney Hamilton in 1901,
to secure the passage Of an expense
bill thru the common collscil.
A stay was granted pending the su-
preme courts decision on certain ques-
tions involved in the case. Rudolph
gave $4,000 ball.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
c. 3. oBERT OF CLINTON DEAD.
Prominent in Business and Social Cir
cles, Dies of Pneumonia.

Special to Times Republican.
Clinton, Dec. &c. B. Obert, aged
5S, president of the Towle & Spreter
dry goods company of this city, died
of pneumonia after a weeks illness.
Tho remains are to be sent to Bath.
N. y. where the deceased conducted
a dry goods store until 1892. when he
removed with his wife and daughter
to this city Mr.. Ooert was prominent
in social and business circles, having
been member of the Walpsipinicon
club, Commercial club, Town Country
club, the Elks, and the A. o. U. w.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
PAGE ONE.

PAGE ONE.
Tetegraphio News.
President Says Cattlernen Must Pay
Russian Strikers at Kursk Proclaim
Republic.
Horrors of the vladivostok Riot.
Moscow's Streets Fenced With Bar.
ricades.
Canal Has Money for Present Elk.
penses.
Eleventh District Court Dates.
PAGES TWO AND THREE.
iowa News.
News of the State Capital.
Bye.s Out For Attorney General.
Harl lin County Farmers Hold Biz
NJ seting.
List of Iowa Delegates In "Rump'
Convention.
Cou IT'S Give Woman Two Husbands
Iowa Has the Only State Fair IL
August.
PAGE FOUR.
EDITORIAL.
The Wiles of a Great City.
VIII Mr.. Perkins Explain.
An Empty or Full Christmas.
Topics of the Times.
Iowl Opinions arr Notes.
Looxer-On In Iowa.
PAGES FIVE AND SIX.
Local News.
Christmas Church Services.
Review Of Sports.
Institute Closes.
BASKET Ball Team Chosen.
The City Field.
PAGE EIGHT.
Wheat Was Steady, ..... .. .. .. {.
Cattle Closed Weak. -. =. 80.
Sheep Were Fairly Strong.
Walsh Finds Financial Aid.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
ROADS TO PENSION THEIR AGED.
William c. Brown Heads Committee
for the Vanderbilt Group.

for the Vanderbilt Group.
Chicago, Dec. 23.-William C. Brown,
first vice president of the Lake Shore
and Michigan Southern railway, with
headquarters in Chicago, has been
chosen to head a committee which will
work to ameliorate the condition Of the
aged employees of four big railway
companies of the Vanderbilt group.
The plan is to provide for pensioning
superannuated employees in the oper-
ating departments of the railways,
and eventually, it is expected, all men
and women who grow old in the service
of the companies.
The committee to be headed by Vice
President Brown will be known as
"the board Of pensions" The general
managers of the four railways will be
members of the committee and work to
formulate rules under which employees
are to be entitled to benefits Of the
pension funds
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
GAVE IMMORAL PERFORMANCE.

New York Manager and Actor Fined
For Presenting Bernard Shaws Play.
New York, Dec. 23.-Actor Arnold
Daily and Samuel GumpertZ manager
of the Garrick theatre, were held in y
hundred dollars bail each day, charg
ed with giving an immoral perform
ance, in presenting George Bernard
Shaw's play, Mrs. Warren's Profess
sion"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
HAMILTON WILL NOT RETURN.
John MccalIs Mission to Paris Was
Mot Eatirelu in Main

tNVs !1tet1 Wy TT v a'sts :
New York, Dec. 2S.-John G. Mccall,
secretary Of the New York Life Insur-
ance Company, returned from Europe
today on the steamer La Lorraine, NC
Call went to Paris to see Andrew Ham
ilton, and to either induce Hamilton to
return to the United States and testify
before the legislative insurance inyes-
tigating committee, or to secure the ac-
counting of money advanced Hamil-
ton sent statement by Mccall, his
health being such that his physician
ordered him not to return at present.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
MOSCOW RAILROADS OPEN.

Traffic Resumed Under Military Pro.
tection-Tie-Up on the Ural.
Moscow, Dec. 23.-Traffc has been
opened here with the assistance OF
troops and the railroad battalion. Three
lines are working normally but the tie
up is complete on the Ural and Kursk
lines.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
HOSTILE TO STRIKE.
People In Village Of Model Tear Agita.
tors to Pieces.

Vladimir, Dec 2s.-owing to the
hostile attitude Of the people here who
attacked the houses Of the railroad men
the strike leaders would have been
torn to pieces had the troops not inter-
fered. The railroad strike here is in
effective. Most employees are working.
Two policemen who tried vainly to save
an agitator in the village Of Nodol were
themselves torn to pieces.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
RUBBER COMPANY COMPLAINS.
Massachusetts Concern Charges Rail-
ways With Making Discrimin atory

Washington, Dec. pa complaint di-
rected against the railways operating
west from Chicago and charging un-
reasonable and discriminatory rates on
rubber tires for bicycles and vehicles,
was filed with the interstate commerce
commission today by the Ffske Rub
Der Company, of Chicopee, Mass.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
Poultry Exhibition at Logan.
tn Times. Republican

Logan. Dec. 1s-The Harrison
County Poultry Associations annual
exhibition occurred here today and
Yesterday. There were many dispiay{
of thoroughbred fowls. the exhibits b;
ing placed In the Logan opera house
Prizes were offered and awarded b4t
Logan merchants. A. l. HousSpn. ol
Red Oak, acted as Judge and dooee
the EXHIBITS.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
DEDICATE MORMON MONUMENT

seph Smiths Birthplace.
South Royalton, VT, Dec. 23.-In
memory of Joseph Smith. founder of
the Mormon faith, monument which
has been erected on the site of his
birthplace. was dedicated today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23

st. Petersburg, Dec. 23.-Eleyen men
were killed and eighty wounded by
volley fired by troops at N'orkmen de-
Tending the barricade on Tverskaia
street, Moscow, today. Total casualties
In Moscow yesterday are estimated at
$50.
Telephone messages from MOSCOW
say 10000 men are on strike there.
The city is already feeling the pinch OF
hunger mnay bakeries having been
sacked. All business including bank
ing is suspended. Only ths, ST. Peters,
burg, Kieff and Voro1les:h lines are
open. There have been some attacks
upon the strikers, especially on the
student leaders by the people, and two
girls were stripped naked and turned
loose in the vicinity OF the Jewish
market. Considerable street fighting
has occurred. The revolutionists re-
sisted at several places and erected
barbados which dragoorls and infantry
carried by storm. At some places only
blank shots were fired but at, Tyers-
kaia street barricade, which was not
carried until midnight, there was a
4 scene OF slaughter and wholesale ar
rests made. From small towns along
me RAILROADS come reports OF attacks
on railroad men. At Elnia seven
/ families were butchered. Two dele
4 rates were lynched near Kursk. Here
IN St Petersburg there Is little change
IN the situation. Several collisions
between worknen and troops. have oc-
c1,rred In which several OF the for
n.er were killed or wounded and many
agitators arrested.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
CHRISTMAS IN PHILIPPINES.

Common Custom of Exchanging Pres
ents is Not Known There.
Special to T1mes-Repubiican
Iowa City. Dec. 23.--Six Filipino
students in the State University OF
Iowa are spending the holidays in the
city, making their acquaintance with
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
Hold BARR|CADES
N MOSCOW STREETS
Revolutionists Repulse the Cos
sacks and the Cars
Dragons
PROCLAIM REPUBLIC at kuRsk
Printers Strike Fails at ST. Petersburg
Martial Law Proclaimed in Russian
Poland - Villagers Fear Revolution
lsts IL Places and Burn Them at the
Stake.

London, Dec ga news agency St.
Petersburg dispatch says barricades
have been erected on Tverskaia street,
the chief thoroughfare Of Moscow,
revolutionists are holding them brave
" and are making repeated attacks on
the police. Cossacks and dragons,
Whenever the latter attempt to convey
prisoners to jail Patrols Of troops are
accompanied by machine guns which
are unhesitatingly used against revol-
utionists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
ELLSWORTH COLLEGE.
Capital Stock Of the Institution Ia
creased from $4,000 to 100000

creased from $3O,0U0 to $1Uu,UOU.
Special to Times-Republican
Iowa Falls, Dec. 23.-At a specia
meeting of the trustees Of Ellswoctl
College held in this city yesterday, I'M
portant action was taken in amending
the original articles Of Incorporation o
the institution, by increasing the cap
ital stock from $4,000 to 100000. Al
tho no definite plans were made public
it is nevertheless understood that tn
additional capital will be expended g
may be necessary from time to time
to meet the fast increasing needs Of th'
institution. The enrolment at thu
time is the largest in many years.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
RECEPTION FOR BRYAN.

Thousands Of Manila Citizens Present
at Affair Given by Elks.
Manila, Dec. 23.-Thousands of citi-
zens attended the reception given by
the Elks, to meet William ]. Bryan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
DEATH OF WEALTHY FARMER.
Richard Aaarmbrisht Of Anl<ensy, Die
of Tuberculosis.

Ankeny, Dec. 23.-Richard Aarmi
bright Of Ankeny, died at his horns
lear that place Thursday night at the
age of so years, after long illness o.
tuberculosis of the lungs. Aarmbfs8h1
was wealthy farmer, living on hill
large farm near Ankeny, where he hat
made his home for the larger part ,ot
his lifetime. He was well known u
Des Moines and throughout Polk cuon-
ty. He is survived by his wife and foni
children.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
strik.r. ProcIajn Republic

Kursk Dec. 23.--The striki.-4
road men in this city have proclaimed
a provisional government and have is
sued an appeal for support in setting
up a Russian republic.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
SMALL Pox AT WEST UNION.
Four Cases Break Out and Are Being
Cared For.

Special to Times Republican.
West Union. Dec. 23-There are four
cases Of small pox In this city. All
are under strict quarantine, and every
effort is being made to prevent the dis
ease spreading.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
WRECK AT RADCLIFFE.
FREIGHT Train on C. & NV. striksl
Broken Rail.

Special to Times Republican.
Radcliffe, Dec. 23.-Freight train No
20 on the C. & NV was wrecked
one-half mile west Of Radcliffe this
morning at o'clock. -Four cars were
ditched and traffic delayed until noo1
today No one was injured.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
RESORT TO DYNAMITE.

Police Headquarters at Moscow De-
rnolished by Bombs.
Paris, Dec. IA st. Petersburg dis
patch says the prefecture, Of police at
Moscow has been demolished by the
explosion OF bombs. Several persons
Wer killed but the project. who was at
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
SEES OCEANS OF WHISKY.
Insane Man Unable to Get Any Of II
Cuts His Throat.

Richmond Va, Dec 22.-An un-
known insane man is dying at the city
hospital His desusion was that oceans
of whisky were heaving and rolling be-
fore him. but though he made every af-
fort he could not secure a drop to
drink. In his delirium he stabbed him.
self in the neck four times with glass
instrument and is bleeding to death.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
The Weather.

The Weather.
Iowst-Generally fair tonight and
Sunday; colder in the west and central
tonight.
Enthusiastically fair tonight and
Sunday; colder in the north tonight.
South Dakota-Fair tonight and
Sunday; colder in the east tonight;
warmer Sunday.
Missouri-Fair tonight and Sunday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
kANDIvER's REQUEST DENIED.
Wanted List of New York Life's Pol
icyhoIders in Missouri.

New York Dec. 23-1t was an
nounced today that the request of Su-
perintendent Of Insurance Kandiver of
Missouri, that the New York Life IN
surance Company furnish him list OF
the company's policyholders residing in
Missouri. has been denied. The request
was sent to President Mccall, who
v,,odo tho denial
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
BATTLE At MOSCOW.
Troops Surround School House and
Bombard it With Artillery.

MOSCOW, Dec. 23.-Troops surround
ed school house where the workmen
were meeting here yesterday evening
and summoned the men to surrender.
Blank shots were fred to intimidate
the workmen who replied with revolver
shots and bombs. Artillery was then
brought up and the school house bonn
barded until the survivors Of the work.
men surrendered.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
Martial Law in Piotrkow.

Piotrkow. Russian Poland. Dec. 23.-
Owing to the spread of disorders mar
tial law has been declared in the prov
ince of Piotrkow.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
MR.. a. RAscH DEAD.
Heart Failure Proves Fatal to Old and
Resnected Rockford Rssident.

Special to Times-Republican.
Rockford, Dec. 2;s.-Mr. A. Rasch an
old ana respected resident of this place,
died yesterday morning of heart fail
ure brought on by l3right's disease. He
was we'll and favocably known in this
community, having conducted black
smith shop here for many years.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
BURNED REvoLurIoNisTs.
Peasants Kill One Emissarry and Burn
Another at the s,take.

Orel, Dec. 23.-At the village of Fet-
koi peasants have killed two revolu-
tionary emissaries and one of them was
beaten to death and the ether burned.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
SUICIDE AT BURLINGTON.

crazed, by Sickness and the Sunday
Revival Mrs. Wusso Cuts Her Throat
Special to Times Republican.
Burlington, Dec. 23.-Mrs. Caroline
Wusso suicided by cutting her throat
this morning Protracted illness and
the excitement of the recent Sunday
revivals unbalanced her mind.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
Observation-Disclosures

Fair and fearless, high class and en1
tertaining, the best obtainable con5
stitute the mental pabulum sst oui
to make the 8-column T.-R. good
paper for home reading.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
KILLED BY A TRAIN.
Great Western Engine Strikes Fred
Wrinkle, at Dubuque.

Spenlal to Times-Republfcan.
Dubuque, Dec 23-Fred Winkle. a
car1enter, was struck by Great Wes-
tern engine today. while walking on
the track, and will die.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23

the kremlin, escaped. ARRAYS occurred
at neighboring barricades in which the
soldiers were victorious and fifteen rev.
olutionists were wounded.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
GAS COMPANY FAILURE.
One Of WaIsh's Properties Goes Int
Into Hands of Receiver.

Akron, Ohio, Dec. 23.-The Akron
Gas Company, one Of John R. Walsh S
properties, went into the hands of a
receiver this afternoon, on a claim Of
$570s for coal furnished by Youghioh-
eny and Ohio Coal Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
T..R. BULLETIN.
NOTICEABLE NEWS OF TODAY
No Paper Christmas,

No Paper Christmas.
THE Times Republican will omit
publication on Christmas Day accord
ing to the custom which has always
prevail. ed in it's office.-Ed.l
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-12-23
OHIO CONCERNS INDICTED.
Eighteen Bridge Corporations Charge,
With Combine to Keep Up Prices.

Napoleon, O., Dec. e3.-The grand
Jury has returned eighteen indictments
against Ohio bridge corporations for
alleged violations OF the antitrust law.
The companies are charged with form
ing combination to keep up prices.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29
Law Regarding Estrays.

Farmers and others are inter
ested in the matter of taking up
estrays, and the new law to which
the state board of stock inspect
ors calls attention is to be rigidly
enforced. A brief summary of the
law is this: No person shall take
up AN estray animal except in the
immediate vicinity of his residence.
Such persons shall then within five
days thereafter make written de
scription of such animal and mail
it to the secretary of the state
board of stock inspection com
mission at Denver, or the animal
may be turned over to the duly
authorized agent of the board.
The person taking up AN estray
animal shall be entitled to hold the
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29

same lawfully until relieved of the
custody by the board. Should a
claimant apply for the possession
of the animal the taker-up shall
notify the board. and should the
board be satisfied that the appli-
cant is the rightful owner AN or
der will be issued to the taker-up
to deliver the estray to the owner.
who may be required to pay any
reasonable charge made by the
taker-up. Any person taking up
an animal without notifying the
board within the required time is
liable to a fine of not more than
500. All advertising is at the
discretion of the board.-Golden
Globe.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29
Not to be Repeated.

Yes the old Indian fighter
was saying. the whole secret of
success again the red varmits wuz
inst to profit by experience. The
Sioux done somethin' to me onct
that they could never do again.
What was that inquired the
Interested youth.
They scalped me.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29
THE YELLOW PERIL IS REAL

That the victory of the japanese
over the Russians may entail grave
consequences to American com
merce is becoming apparent to the
people of this country. The fear
is not so much what Japan herself
may do. but the menace lies in the
economic revolution which may be
brought about by the 4OO,ooO,OOO
inhabitants of China, once they are
awakened and led forth to CONNER
cial conquest by the japanese.
The victors in the last great war
are active, ambitious and aggres-
sive. with strong desire for leader
ship and power and a fixed deter
mination not only to dominate the
affairs of Korea, but to be the
guiding spirit in China as well. 1t
only remains to be seen how far
the japanese can lead the sons of
the howery kingdom
China is country which practi-
cally has been asleep for centuries.
but one which because of its vast
fertility and immense population
may become serious menace to
the white races. All they have
needed in the past was a leader TO
arouse their mighty energies, and
this they have apparently found in
the japanese nation.
The Chinese rank highest among
the heather nations i'll economic
efficiency, and their productive
power is inferior to our own simply
because of the lack Of labor-saving
machinery. Industry is a national
trait. Economy is carried to the
last extreme. Women work ON an
equality with men. and large pro
portion of children earn their own
living after reaching the age of /.
Every inch Of ground is fertiIizcd
and cultivated in a manner un-
dreamed of here. the rivers sup
port teemiug thousands. and the
country has a system Of irrigation
unrquaIlcd elsewhere in the world
for completeness. The almost uni
yersaI food of the masses is rice.
and ON an average of , cents worth
of this a day they perform an al
most incredible amount of labor.
Given the conditions of AN over
flowing population, cheap Iaborand
small living expenses. and it only
needs the introduction of modern
methods aud lahor-sayiug machin-
cry TO enable the MongoIian hordes
not only to make the immense
amount of goods and commodities
which they now import from the
United States and other countries.
but to fill the foreign markets with
goods produced at very low cost
and selling at a price not to be met
by products of Caucasian labor.
The japanese are going to see that
these industrial conditions are
brought about, if possible, and
their cry of Banzai'' may signify
more than victory over the irnpe-
rial eagle of Russia.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29
GOING TO THE FAIR.

The fair season is about over aad
we had lots of fun. any way Who
goes to IA fair to see big "taters."
turnips. cabbage, bucking hronrh-
os and 'sich": | don't and | don't
believe You do. OF course, all the
big things in the country must be
there or it would't be a fair and
the railroads wouldn't give us
cheap rates. | went to have Il day
off and il good time generally meet
ing old hayseed friends. God bless
old friends. What dreary old
world this would be if we had no
friends and could not meet them
at the fair. Then there We're the
young people paired off, sweetheart
with sweetheart. holding hands for
fear of getting lost in the crowd,
eating peppermint candy and
drinking pink lemonade, Didn't
they have good time: OF course
they did. | used to have Just as
good time at the old county fair
fifty years ago.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29

8RANCHMAN'S COLUMN :

Edited by Hon. D. L. Newcomb.
HOW TO MEAUSRE HAY.

Edited by Hon. D. f. Newcomb
HOW TO MEAUsRE HAY.
There are two rules in general
use for measuring a stack of hay
to find how many tons it contains
| will give them both and you can
take your choice. Please cut out
out the rules and paste them in
your scrapbook for reference:
a. To the number of feet over
the stack add the width of the stack
III feet. and divide this sum by J.
Multiply the result by itself i. e..
square the quotient obtained by
dividing by 4. Multiply last result
by the length of the stack in feet
Now you are supposed to have the
number of cubic feet i'll the stack
In case you are measuring good
upland hay that has been stacked
thirty days or more. divide The
number of cubic feet by 422 to get
the number of tons. If you are
measuring alfalfa, divide by 512.
% From the number of feet
over the stack subtract the width
of the stack in feet. Divide the
remainder by , and multiply the
result by the width of the stack in
feet, then multiply this by length
of stack in feet. You are now sup
posed to have the number of cubic
feet in the stack and will proceed
as in rule L.
1t is always best when buying or
selling hay in the stack to have AN
understanding as TO which rule l.
To he used in measuring
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29

Tom McCunnitf will write you
insurance on hay and grain at
prices that will pay you to in
sure. AND DON'T YOU FOR
GET IT
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29

COLORADO has been subjected to
all kinds of grief in the past few
years, and now we have the doleful
tidings that Tom Patterson is COM
ing back home.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29

The insurance scandals continue
to increase in odoriferous power
and the average New York citizen
goes around with "A clothcspin firm
ly nstride his nose.
The La Jara chronicle., 1905-09-29

The tiger" will soon have no
place to lay his head. Gambling
has been almost simultaneously
suppressed in Denver and Chey-
enne. Who said anything about
the wild and woody west?