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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21
He Had to Laugh.

II had to laugh the other day
'You don't mean you were absolutely
compelled to. hopef"
'"That's just what mean. This was
my employers joke."-New Orleans
Times Democrat.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21

Shells he an author? He-No; he's
more of Il chemist. Every book he
writes becomes IL drug OIL the market.
-PlttShurr pisnatch
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21

"Plenty of gold in the land" says
philosopher. "but when 1t comes to
digging for 1t many Of us are content
to jog along with poverty. ty."-Atlanta
Constitution.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12
To Live In Fact.

Life is what we are alive to. 1t is
not length, but breadth. To be alive
only to appetite, pleasure, pride, money
making, and not to goodness and kind
ness, purity and love, history, poetry
and music, flowers, stars, God and eter-
nal hopes, is to be all but dead-Mal-
thie ID. Babcock.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12
TIC, Heis and Iptelliseacer.
BEL AIR, MD, MAY 12. 1906.
SECRETIVE ANIMALS.
There Are Several That Have the
Food Hiding Instinct.


have sometimes seen Il dog bury in
the ground bone for which Ee did hot
seem to have amy present need. | have
always understood that he did this on
the principle which actuates PROV
idcnt man to lay up something FOR Il
rainy day" This may he, though |
have never known 4 dog 10 dig up the
bone afterward. yet some persons tell
me they have known him 20 do this.
/ should think the dog must be hard
pressed by famine that would attempt
to gnaw Il box covered with clay and
dirt. as this bone must be after being
buried in the ground. If the do" hides
it away through any such providcnt
forcthought us this it must be the
slightest remnant 4 mere adunlbratiOIl.
of former instinct of his race. lie
does not pursue this practice in the
steady. methodicaI way in Which an
ant or Il bee or y squirrel lays I'M 4
stock of food against IL time of need.
With him it is only fitful and rare
occurrence. His long domestication
and the ages through which he has re-
ccived his food from the hand of his
master have oblitcrated largely the
sense of this necessity from his mind,
if he may be supposed to have mind.
The fox when he has had the good
fortune to capture several fowls at the
same time will. it is said, secrete such
as he has no present need for under
bush or behind Il log. l remember that
in Rowland Robinson's pleasant book,
Sam Lovcl's Boy" a young fox is rep
resented as doing this. He began
burying the leg of lamb in the loose
earth, but deSisted when he saw the
eyes of all his mates were upon him,
then unearthed the half buried treasure
and sought 4 new hiding place" l do
not understand that the wolf had this
food hiding instinct. Gilbert White of
Selborne says in his quaint way that
he had some acquaintance with
tame brown OWL which when full hid,
like dog, what he could not eat.
Tho origin OF most of our domestic
animals" says Darwin, will probably
forever remain vague. But | may here
state" he continues. that. looking to
the domestic dogs of the whole world,
l have after Il laborious collection OF all
known facts come to the conclusion
that several wild species of canidae
have been tanned and that their blood
il some cases mingled together flows in
the veins of our domestic Breeds He
mentions Il dog whose great grandfa-
Their was wolf, and this dog still be-
trayed its wild ancestry in the fact
- in,
straight line when called. But which
species of the canidae from which the
dog may have descended has the food
hiding instinct or habit l have nowhere
seen Statpd-FOreSt and Stream.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12

Punch and Judy Came From China.
Punch and Judy dates back to about
1000 years before Christ.
When the Emperor Mn of the Chou
dynasty was making a tour through
the empire Il skilled mechanic named
Yen Shin was brought into his presence
to entertain him and the ladies of his
court. Yen Shih had some automatic
figures which not only were capable of
dancing, but of accompanying their
movements with song
During the performance the puppets
cast such significant glances toward the
ladies that the emperor became angry
and ordered the execution of the orig
inator of the play. The mechanic rip
ped open the puppets and proved to his
astonished majesty that they We're ar
tificial. Instead of being executed Yen
Shih was allowed to repeat the per-
formance, which corresponds to Punch
and Judy in England and America
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12

A well known millionaire was saying
to his confidential clerk one day, Now
I've arranged those papers for my wife
and children all right, so that if
die
IF you die?" interrupted the secre-
tary. Say when you die; there's no if
about diving"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12

Junior P:irtncr-Slowpay has maze
an assignment. but he says the cred
TORS won't lose anything Senior Part
ner-PerhaDS Ii" means that they
wouldn't have Got anything anyhow.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12

She-The man | marry must be only
q little lower tl.an TIE angels" lie sud
denly fiorping)-Hcrc l am on my
knees, little lower than one OF them.
Gle got her. New York Weekly.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12
The TOilerS i'm Our
Factories.

No workmen i'll the world can do SO much
or use the same intelligence that our own
American Mork.inen and women are cana
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12
Reformed.

what fault finder Jones is! And
he used to have such a contented dis
position before he was married"
"Yes. l heard his wife say she had
married him to reform him."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-05-12
TRAINS SOUTHWARK.

An additional train will leave Bel Air
on Saturday and Wednesday only at &
p. NJ, arriving in Baltimore at 9 P. NJ.
Returning leave Baltimore at 11.45 P.
NJ, arriving at Bel Air 12.45 A. NJ.
An additional train will leave Cardiff
for York and intermediate stations at
Cos A. NJ. Returning will leave York
at 535 p NJ.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18

back and curved insertions across the
shoulders.
The stock is of the lace, with a full
lace ruffie at the top, and the elbow
sleeves, which are only moderately
full at the top. are finished with
ruffies OF the rose printed organdie.
The sash is of rose pink chiffon
taffeta and the lining is of pale blue
taffeta.
The hat that accompanies this
dainty costume is of white neapolitan
straw, trimmed with a wreath of pink
roses and a large blue silk rosette on
the left side where the brim turns up.
The blue ribbon runs down the brffn
on the under side and there Is a clus-
ter or pink roses next to the hair
The new shoes and slippers are TAX
ing on many of the fanciful French
fashions. but so far only black patent
leather kid are worn I'm the street.
Slippers are, however, OF any and
every color, have very high heels and
are embroidered, appliqued with lace
and spangled with gold, silver, Jet and
steel beads.
Later on bronze low shoes will prob
ably be worn in the street as well as
in the house. with brownish gowns,
and russia leather shoes of all kinds
promise to be as much worn during
the coming season as they were last
year.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18

messenger boys in New York city are
subjected. DR.. Wylie declared that
people generally are far too easily in
fuenced by the talk of danger in bac-
terra and microbes and said that in our
great efforts to sterilize all food we
are making digestion impossible. He
spoke of cows milk as next to moth
er's milk the best food for children,
but said that when pure it should not
be sterilized or pasteurized.
The congress adopted resolutions
strongly denouncing Mormonism and
demanding the expulsion of Reed
Smoot from the senate. After review
ing the testimony given before the
senate investigating committee by the
superintendent of public education I'm
Utah and stating that but four lives
stand between Senator Smoot and the
presidency of the Mormon hierarchy,
the resolutions ask the United States
senate to remove Reed Smoot and TO
take such measures as will effectuaIly
prevent an organization from "defying
civil and divine laws" The resolutions
commend the United States senate for
its action in refusing statehood to New
Mexico and Arizona The thanks of the
congress are extended to ex-United
States Senator Frank o. Cannon of
Utah for the valuable service he has
rendered to the nation.
Though expelled by the Mormon
hierarchy, he is welcomed into the
ranks of loyal, law abiding citizens as
a brave defender of home and purity"
they say.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
ENGINEER BRINGS SUIT
FOR LOSS OF HIS LEG
Asserts Company Was Negligent in
Not Providing Lights

Alleging that the company was care
less and negligent in not placing lights
at either end of a train alongside a
country siding near Kuhn, n. D.,
Matt De Voix. formerly an engineer
for the Minneapolis, St. Paul & Sault
Ste. Marie railway company, has begun
suit in the district court to secure $780,
goo damages for personal injuries in
hicted in wreck which occurred at
the siding mentioned on the night of
Aug. 3. 1904.
De Voix asserts In his complaint that
q passenger train had been left stand
Ing on the main track, and the freight
train which he was plotting was given
no notice that 1t was to meet the pas
senger at the siding nor did the defend
ant company's agents open the
switches TO allow his train to run into
the siding, nor did they place danger
signals on the end of the train A
collision occurred and he lost a leg
and sustained other injuries which he
alleges will permanently incapacitate
him.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
,red SsecssiIy for THE GLOBE

The old favorite French color combi-
nation of pink and blue is once more
in first place and will be one of the
most popular combinations seen dur
ing the spring and summer.
In spring clothes the colors are gen.
orally combined by mere touches of
pink on pastel blue gowns and by dull
blue hats being trimmed with clusters
or wreaths of pink flowers, but in the
thin summer gowns and garden party
hats there is much more liberal use Of
the two colors.
For instance, white nets, organizes,
muslins, ETC., printed with large or
small pink flowers are frequently made
up over pale blue silk or mousseline
Innings and trimmed with blue silk
sashes. girdies or bows.
Another charming combination OF
blue, pink and white is used In the
gown illustrated.
1t is made of white organdie and has
a full skirt inset with rows of Valen-
ciennes lace arranged in up and down
points. and finished with a deep
founee of the organdie with a printed
border OF pink roses, with small scat
tered buds above.
The bodice is formed entirely of al
ternating bands OF valenciennes lace
insertion and pulled organdie arranged
in up and down rows in the front and
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
$3.50 3 3 i !: J. !: !;
IL XII If you want to get
HH shoes for $3.50 that are
iii guaranteed to be equal
UIH II Hill to shoes other dealers
EHV " ask $3.50 for, buy your
shoes from Sorensen
Hmm ~ -, the $3.50 shoe man.
Vihuh Vhn11 S. T. SoRENSEN,
Hgdl e. flI!tIEA 153 e. 9TH St. st. Paul
nuuo1ns VnVVu 312 Nicollet av., Mpls.
Men, Your AttentIonI
Patents of a Week

Special to The Globe
WASHINGTON, March 1.-THE fol-
lowing patents were issued this week
to Minnesota. and Dakota inventors, as
reported by Williamson & Merchant,
patent attorneys, 925-933 Guaranty
Loan building. Minneapolis, Mimi:
Victor c. Bailey, Hallock, Mimi,
threshing machine.
Francis M. Burge, Linton, S. D., calf
weaver
Tobias and G. Clemetson, Duluth.
Mimi, horse or cattle blanket.
Edward A. Crosby, Minneapolis,
numbering device for storm sash or
screens.
Julius Dobberstein, Alma City. Mimi.
draft equalizer.
Peter T. Geyerman, Brewster, Mimi.
telephone call.
Arthur Hetland, Henning, MINI.
scoop.
Norman W. La Claire. ST. Paul, Mimi,
nailless horseshoe.
Joseph Offerman, Minneapolis, Mimi,
wrench
John A Olson and p. D. Sherwin,
Minneapolis, Mimi, attachment for
theater seats.
Steven Patlzer, Hamel, Mimi, cush-
foning device for draft equalizer.
Simeon f. Pierce, st. Paul, Mimi,
boiler furnace.
Simeon T. Pierce, st. Paul, Mimi,
smoke consumer
William N. Reynolds, Pierre, s. D.,
Venulating apparatus.
John c. Schneider, Winona, Mimi,
steam boiler
Dennis E. Virtue, Owatonna Mimi
rotary pump.
Frederick Wenzel, A E. and Chris
tan O. Hjermstad. Red Wing, Mimi.
trouser leg support.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
THE ST. PAUL GLOBE. SATURDAY. MARCH Is. 1906
CITY NEWS
AUTO CLUB MEETS
Twin City Motorists Enjoy
Themselves at Smoker

The automobile club of st. Paul gave
smoker last night at the Commercial
club which drew out a large attend
ance from among the membership of
the organization and quite delegation
from Minneapolis.
A musica' and vaudeville entertain
ment was provided for the amusement
OF the motorists, and until a late hour
they remained at the club and enjoyed
the various features that were prepared
by the committee of arrangements
President l.. A Wood was absent on
business at Fargo n. D., and Mai. G.. c.
knoche. vice president, presided One
CT the methods of funmaking that was
used was to call upon some sedate
member and get him to say something
on any ridiculous subject that sug-
gested itself to Col. Knoche.
When the sedate member had con-
Guided Special Officer Knoche would
gravely call him to the rostrum and
hand out license to the speaker which
entitled him to tell all manner of un-
truths.
In this way several of the most
prominent business men in ST Paul
and Minneapolis were given formal
permission to lie by the automobile
club of st. Paul.
Secretary B. A Ledy reported that
forty-six new members had been adj
United to the club since the last meet
Ing, which brings up the total mem
bership of the organization to about
Two hundred. He also reported that
tnere were half dozen applications on
ME- Among these was one from a well
known actress, and when Mr. Ledy read
the document objection was made that
she was not bona fide resident of ST.
Paul and consequently was not eligible
to membership.
Ihere was warm debate on this
point, but finally it was decided TO hear
the applicant in person. Then II was
discovered that the actress was not
available and the members of the club
were left in doubt as to her defense
About seventy-five we'll known resi-
dents OF the Twin Cities attended the
smoker.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
hanA<
Mainly About People

The Lower Town Mothers club will
meet at the Hawthorne school Tuesday
afternoon at $3.50. Rev. Thomas G..
Sykes of the Arlington Hills Presby-
terrain church will speak. The children
from the different grades in the school
Will sing. Miss Jennie Grim has
charge of the programme.
Miss Merrill of Holly avenue gave
a luncheon yesterday in honor of Mrs.
Crenshaw of Kentucky.
Miss Kissel of Central avenue gave
a farewell party for Miss Grace
Lotus Wednesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Wiclwire of
Chatsworth street entertained Tuesday
evening for DR.. and Mrs. H. T.
Eachus and Miss Minnie Good of
Bates avenue at the Commercial club.
DR.. and Mrs. Howard Townsend
Eachus announce the engagement of
Miss Minnie Myrtle Good to Mr..
Markham Miller of Cleveland. o. The
marriage will take place early in April.
Mrs. Fish of Ninth street has gone
to Chicago.
Mrs. E. J. Waliy of Carroll street
entertained informally last evening.
Mrs. Eaton of Portland avenue has
gone to Faribault to visit friends
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
MAY CUFF CASTRO
France Would Cooperate With
United States

, WASHINGTON, March 17.-France
today officially informed the United
States of the action of the Venezuelan
government against the French Cable
company. which she regards as high
handed and intimates that French pa
thence is rapidly exhausted by the con-
duct OF affairs in Venezuela. 1t is
probable that the French ambassador
will confer with President Roosevelt
next week for the purpose of learning
the policy which this government pro-
poses to follow in Venezuela so that the
French government may adopt a sim
liar line If possible.
These developments are regarded as
the preliminary step toward the relief
OF a situation in Caracas which Eu-
rope as well as the United States has
for some time regarded with dissatis-
faction.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
NEW INTERPRETATIONS

The Brainerd Telephone Exchange COM
pany was Incorporated yesterday with a
capital OF $50. 900 by c. A Walker w.
Hemstead. F. II. Gruenhagen. II. p. Dunn.
M. Nahum and II. ID. Treglawny. all OF
Brainerd. MINI. The company will do a
telephone business at Brainerd and sur
rounding towns.
The articles of Incorporation of the
Morse Produce company of Granite Falls.
Mimi. were yesterday amended so as to
embrace the establishment and operation
of warehouses.
The Mondeng Manufacturing company
OF Minneapolis was yesterday incorpo-
rated by j. W. Hare and F. w. Sears OF
that city for the purpose OF manufactur-
ing beekeeper'S supplies. The company
has a capital of $50, 600.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
RAILROAD NOTICES
No Excess Fare Charged on Nickel Plate
Road


Its trains are composed OF the best
equipment. consisting of through vesti-
buled sleeping cars in both directions be-
tween Chicago. Cleveland. Buffalo, New
York. Boston and intermediate points.
with unexcelled dining car service. meals
being served in Nickel Plate dining cars
on the American club meal plan ranging
In price from S5c to s1.00. Midday lunch
con. soc.
Train No. 2, leaving Chicago at 1926
a. m. daily. has through vestibuled sleep
ers for Boston via Nickel Plate West
Shore and Boston & Maine roads and
through vestibuled sleepers TO New York
and intermediate points via Nickel Plate
and both the Lackawanna and West Shore
roads.
Train No. 4. leaving Chicago at 2:so D.
m. daily, has through vestibued sleeping
cars for Buffalo. New York and interme-
date points.
Train No. 6. leaving Chicago at s:15 D.
m daily. has through vestibuled sleeping
cars for Fort Wayne. Cleveland. Erie.
Buffalo. New York and intermediates
points. arriving at New York city early
the second morning.
Rates always the lowest. Write. phone
or call on nearest ticket agent or John Y.
Callahan General Agent, Nickel Plate
road. No. lib Adams street. Room POS.
Chicago. Chicago depot. La Sale and
Van Buren, streets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
X Was Not a Murder

NEW YORK. March 1.-THE body Of
the girl found in Newark hotel last
night with evidence that she had been
strangled was today identified as that
of Miss Mamie Dennis. She was a
working girl, who lived with her rela-
tives in Jersey City. An autopsy show
ed that death resulted from natural
causes The marks on the neck, the
physicians found. were caused by
pressure of the collar after death. The
man who accompanied Miss Arker to
the hotel and who deserted the body,
appears to be Charles Silberdorff, Of
Jersey City. The police say he will
not be arrested, as there is no suspicion
of foul play.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
Simple Life Is PROLONGED

Special to The Globe
LA CROSSE, Wis, March 17.-What
will go down in history as the most
unique celebration in Trempealeau
county occurred at Whitehall when the
entire village and countryside held
public exercises in honor Of the Tooth
birthday of Whitehalls first centena-
rian, Mrs. ,Alvina Benson. The shops
were closed and nearly 500 people as
sembled in holiday attire to hear
speeches by Rev. w. Woolley, Attor-
ney o. Anderson and other celebrities.
Dinner was served in the town hall to
more than 500 people an dthe streets
were gorgeously decorated with bunt-
Ing and flying flags. Mrs. Benson,
still strong and almost girlish looking.
was the queen of all occasions. She
attributes her long life to the simple
life"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
Likens Roseberx 70 cuckoo

LONDON. March 17-John E. Red
mond, speaking at an Irish banquet
said the political prospects OF
Ireland were never brighter and the
Irish question now dominated parlia-
ment. Referring to Lord Rosebery's
speech on home rule, he likened Lord
Rosebery to the cuckoo, which was
heard every spring but which none
needed. He said the Irish people re-
membered Rosebery's foresworn
pledges to Ireland. The Irish party
never would support or keep in office
any liberal government which took
RoSebery'S view of home rule.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
conroy Case on Trial

The trial OF Matt Conroy, charged with
stealing a fur lined overcoat from Fred
w. Babcock. was begun yesterday after
noon before a jury in Judge Kelly'S
court. and when court was adjourned at
5 o'clock I'm the afternoon the state had
completed the introduction OF evidence.
The defense will have its innings this
morning. Conroy was indicted on a
charge OF grand larceny in the second de-
gree and pleaded not guilty. The prin-
cipaI witness for the state was Babcock.
from whom the coat was stolen. and the
man who took II out of pawn for Conroy.
The defense VIII try to prove that Conroy
was an innocent purchaser OF the coat
from the real thief.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-18
GUARD OFFICERS TAKE
THEIR EXAMINATION
Seven Undergo Test Preparatory to
Receiving Commissions

Seven recently elected officers of the
national guard yesterday took exami-
nations at the old state capitol to Sc
cure commissions. The examination
was held under the direction OF Col. c.
A. Van DuZee.
Four second Iieutenants, one captain
and two first lieutenants took part
Three were from st. Paul. two from
Minneapolis. two from Red Wing and
one from Fairmont. They were exam
ined on common school and military
subjects.
Officers of the national guard are
first elected and are then later exam
ined TO test their qualifications. Should
they secure the required average their
commissions are then made out to
them by the governor.