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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30
New Holiday.

Grand Valley Times)
Last Saturday was ArdOr day. Won
der how many there are in the valley
who thought about planting d tree2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30
An ominous Situation.
Washinpton Post \

People are hocking into Nevada in
such numbers that there is danger the
southern Pacific may have opposition
hereafter in naming candidates for Of
nee in that state.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30
Acknowledges the Mess.
ont. Pleasant Pyramidl

(Mt. Pleasant Pyramid.)
The Pyramid editor acknowledges re-
ceipt of and returns thanks for a mess Of
fine rhubarb presented him by Mrs. A
Wilcox. 1t was grown by her on her
city lot in this city and is a fine sample
of the plant.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30
Wonderful Ability Demonstrated.
(Manti Messenger.l

Attorney Larson demonstrated wonder
full ability as a lawyer by objecting to
everything that was incompetent, ir-
relOquent and immaterial.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30
ANDERSON

reading a book and was therefore quite
unconscious Of the curious gaze that was
being thrust upon him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Bears and other afflicted creatures in
Colorado will rejoice in the announce
ment that the big hunt is to end one
week earlier than planned
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

If Paderewsk had been sensible
enough to play the piano with his
hands as other folks do, he wouldn't
have a twisted neck this day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

We thought everybody had heard Of
Senator SmoOt yet here We have an APP
pIfcant for naturaliza ton declaring Jo-
seph f. Smith is governor of Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

First thing we know Salt Lakers will
be kept so busy lodging trains that We
won't have time for anything else.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

At any rate, IL is reasonably certain
Senator Cannon did not leave in re
Spouse to a summons from box b.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

If Isaac Steinhardt, who is said to
be heir to $125. 900 in New York, cannot
be found, we viii undertake, for a Tea-
sonab commission, to find a man who
will answer to the name under the cir
cuElstanceS-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30
HUMOR OF THE
STATE PRESS.
Brigham City Sights.
TX Elder Report.)

4 good many pretty stockings are seen
these days at the different street cross
ings-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

1t is some relief to know that our ball
team really can lose a game now and
then. The way it ate up amateurs
around home made it seem almost un-
cdnny.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Tax Collector Smith of San Francisco
is not one of those who delay moving
until May l. Mr. Smith, accompanied
by some thousands of dollars that once
belonged to the city, changed his adj
dress several days in advance of the
conventional date.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Washington dispatches indicate that
the next time we write to Castro we
shall say "FudgeI' Indeed, it would
occasion little surprise if We should
say "Tushi"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Russian time is eleven days behind
ours. except when the Japs take up the
chase
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Commissioner Garfield is pleased by
his investigation in Kansas. So is the
Standard Oil company.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

See McConahay s
show window. The
smallest al arm
clock in the world,
s1.50. Accurate,
loud, long.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Johns Hopkins university has re-
ceived from the king of WurtembuTg a
bronze bust of Schiller. America owes
more to Schiller than to Frederick the
Great, and the gift of the king of Wur-
temburg is more appropriate one than
the more pretentiOus offering from the
German emperor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

THOSE who contend that mans crea-
tive faculties end with his Iortieth year
are cited to the fact that Elder Penrose
presents a new excuse for the light
company each day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Blanche Ring got into Broadway Ia
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

That seems strange story for Liza
Lehman Of I'm a Persian Garden"
and Daisy Chain fame to set to mn
sic, doesn'tit2 Well, she has expressed
in tunes her contempt for it, Mrs. Her
bert Bedford, as that talented musician
is when among her friends in the fash
hasn't let herself down to the requisite
light melody of musical farce. For the
best OF verses, however, and they are
blithely humorous music. A merry tune
who sing for the jailer TO put me in
dering in society, two "Of it, as an
serving it as a waiter. But they look
forward with pleasure to being locked
UP again. where they viii feel so at
home, the warden will call me just as
you used to do and they can know
what they'll have for breakfast without
the bother of ordering il. That is sung
in the calm, ianguid manner of the late
Dan DAILY. and when the three men
dance Iock-step it is with the same
smooth, weary grace 1t is the song
hit of the piece, although Daniels and
Blanche Ring have supplied themselves
with ditties Of a popular sort. Daniels
funniest advises the audience never to
mishapS through having made that
mistake and excuses himself with: 1
I'D not have been born on Friday.h
If mother'd have stayed at home" :
RIoncho Pine rrof in 70 TQroo 1ra-at fa
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-30

Hitherto Salt Lake has been way
station on one route. and a side-trip
point on another; tomorrow II becomes
the most important point on cOntin-
uOus through trip from Chicago to Los
Angeles, excepting Omaha only. To
the casual observer this may not be an
important fact; to Salt Lal1ers it means
that their. city has finally taken its
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
ANOTHER PIPE DREAM.

It Is simply impossible to understand the workings of the Roosevelt mind, or to predict what he will or will not do. We are told now. the announce ment coming from Oyster Bay, that he lis very much in earnest that Congress pass an act placing life insurance com panies under Federal supervision, and he has pledged the support of the ad- ministration to such g. measure. He has prompted this announcement not withstanding the opinion from the of of that character would be pronounced unconstitutional" @.r~~-.~ ~.~
 The Presidents inclination to boss things has become proverblal. Wheth- CT his vanity leads him to believe that he Is particularly fitted to overlook and direct great affairs. or whether his strenuousness and sometimes reckless disposition, and his desire to be the dominating power in the government, is responsible for some of his incom- prehensible moves we do not know, but certain 1t is that he never seems satis- fled unless he occupies the position of boss.
 And yet, knowing as we do his bron- co-busting style, we utterly fail to un- 1 derstand how even he can propose to press upon Congress the enactment of law which the highest legal authori- ty in the government declares would be unconstitutional. He may entertain the hope that if he can get such a law the courts will uphold 1t. or he may fore the courts could stop him, but neither of these reasons would be suf- fcient to induce level-headed Presi- dent to take such an advanced step as the one contemplated. And we will go further and say that a President with a proper conception of the high character of the office he holds would never think of trying to force or per suade the Congress into passing a law of even doubtful constitutionality. One cannot imagine Cleveland or any other well-balanced President even contem- plating such a thing.
 But laying all that aside, what hope 
 kind enacted? Possibly he might bring to bear influences which would get 1t through the House, but that would be all Some of the best constitutional lawyers in the Union are in the Senate and it is hardly a question but that they would block any Legislation if they had good cause to doubt its con stitutionality. He surely Is not un- mindful of the fact that the Senate not only doubts his judgment. but that 1t | can neither be led nor driven by him against the convictions of its ablest members. To attempt to drive through that body a bill that is even doubtful would be as futile as his alleged fight on the trusts has been. We have anti trust laws but what have they accom- plished?
 Even if the President should succeed in getting such law enacted we see no reason, judging the future by the past. to expect that it would accomplish
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
IS ADDICKS DROPPEDa
UNION REPUBLICANS SAID TO HAVE
 CUT LOOSE FROM HIM.
Break With '. Frank Aiiee-Addtcks Has Been Trying to Force His Way to the Senate from Delaware
 For Seventeen Years.
Washington Dispatch.

Washington Dispatch
 Fom Ina, seysra r,e, have decided to drop J. Edward Ad- dicks. This Is like child deserting It's father, for Addicks has been the of the Union Re RepaRsileans ReiS since they became a party. Now he must feei that ingratitude Is sharper than a ser pent's tooth.
 Furthermore, the report is that the leader of the deserters is J: Frank Alice. who by grace of Addlcks holds seat in the United States Senate to- day. senatof Alice Is said to have served notice on Addick's a few days ago port of the Union Republican party. committee, of which Alice Is chair man: are said to indorse the Senators
 After seventeen years of fighting there is. therefore, a prospect that the f~o wings 9f the EspIh6iea1 Rarty 1a The two factions combined on near ly all the offices last fall, selecting candidates in common primaries, and test before the Legislature would have elected a Senator to succeed Dr. Ball, whose term expired March 1. :, lee. has been doing some great cam paigning through the State in an eff fort to win back the support or the county leaders, but he is said to have met with little successs, and the gem eral impression seems to be that he will not, again play any part in Dela- ware politics.
 Addioks' first appearance in Della ware politics was during the campaign of 1888. In the legislative contest which followed his initial campaign there was a bitter contest, which end- ed in the election of Anthony Higgins by the Republicans.
 In 1892 the Deomcrats captured the Legislature and MT Addicks' hopes were temporarily squelched by the re- election of Senator George Gray. The campaign of 1895 brought about a deadlock and the "Addicks- or nobody policy produced the first vacancy. The Democrats captured the Legisla- ture in 1896 and Senator Kenney was elected, but two years later, when Sem ator Gray's term expired, Addicks again carried the Legislature and dead lock ensued.
 There was no choice in the legisla- tive contest of 1901, and for the first time in its history Delaware was with out representation in the Senate. These vacancies existed until March 3. 1903. when. under a compromise between the two factions, Dr. Ball, a Regular Re- ist, were elected. Dr. Balls term ex- pired last March and Addicks again succeeded in bringing about dead lock, which still exists.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
Has Everv NIon Hi. PriceP

Alapama ChrlStlan Advocate.
 The remark Is frequently made that every man has his price" Indeed so often is the assertion made and with such bold observation that we fear 1t is becoming the creed in many political and business circles. It may be that the growth of such an idea Is responsible for the increase of graft" Make the creed universal and high thinking and noble living will be thing of the past, and patriot ism and business integrity will be only meaningless words One thing may be said with absolute certainty. the per son who asserts or assents to the aw ful and degrading proposition that "eveFy man has his price" may himself be bought and generally bought cheap
 But the assertion is false. We refuse absolutely to believe that all manhood and womanhood is on a level with goods and chattels. and that hu- man character Is a mere matter of merchandise. Al knees in this our day and time have not bowed to the Baal of graft" and all mouths have not kissed him. There are those who like Samuel, the great prophet, will be able to say even to the end of life that they have never taken bribe from any man, or who would like Job. the great patriarch, endure the direst personal and family afflictions and losses rather than perjure them selves are be false to the King of truth Purity of purpose and integrity of character have not taken their depar ture forever from the earth.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23

Houston Post .#.~.
 Mir William G. Nicholas, one of the ablest financial writers of New York. directs the attention of The Post to an article in The New York Sun. in which the following paragraph ap- pears:
 There is no more new farm land to be brought under cultivation in the United states and no way in which the agricultural area can be increase ed save by Irrigation; a little but not much new soil Is to be found in Can ada.
 MT Nicholas Is familiar in a gen eral way with the vast era of Texas, and suggests that some light be thrown on the subject It will strike the aV- craze Southern man that the writer of The Sun article could not have been familiar with Southern conditions, else such an assertion could not have found It's way into his argument
 Official reports show that in the Uni ted States there are 414,793,191 acres of improved farm land and 426. 40S, 1855 acres of unimproved farm land It is apparent therefore. that the country has not yet approximated the limit of It's agricultural resources. We de- sire, however, to direct especial atten- tion to the vast areas of land in the South capable of being profitably cul- tivated, and produce the following ta- ble showing improved and unimproved farm lands:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
Public Baths.

Editor The Advertiser:
 Free public baths are necessary to Dirt promotes disease. Tn city life, the poor huddle together. many often living in one room with no bathing facilities whatever In this way contagion spreads. and when there Is an epidemic the situation Is at once alarming and expansive to the entire population.
 "One-half knows not how the other half lives" Many negroes and also whites live with little or no opportu- nity to keep clean. On this account, servants are often of no satisfaction to country one's habits may not concern others. but in city life. lack of clean Illness Is an offense against your neigh Dor. and serious menace to public health and funds.
 There is abundant space about the city market which could be utilized
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST as, 1905.
THE SAME FAMILY.

Some days ago The Advertiser copied from The Eufaula Indian Journal an account of some remarkable fine peaches raised near that place by Rev.
 John Mcintosh. and inquired if the gentleman was a member of the McIn- tosh family once famous and prominent in the Territory and State of Alabama. The Journal of the 18th inst. replies:
 Yes, the Rev. John Mcintosh mem tioned above Is the son of Chilly Mcln- tosh who was the son of Wm. McIn- tosh. whom a party of Creeks murdered In 1925. in the State of Georgia. because of the terms of treaty which they charged him with unlawfully negotiat- ing with the government, whereby tho Creeks were held as having yielded of the Mississippi for those they now own in the Indian Territory John Mcintosh served as major In his la ther's regiment in the Confederate ser vice in the civil war between the States and Is now one of the oldest of living of the war he joined the Baptist Church went to preaching and ever since has been recognized all over the Creek na- ton as a most zealous and exemplary Christian. Hon. Cheesie Mcintosh is also a cousin of Rev. John Mcintosh in the Indian Territory. He Is at present and has for several years held inc position of superintendent of Creek schools, during which time he has built fup most enviable reputation. He aso ranks as among the foremost of the bar of the Western District. but we have not as yet heard of him being ac- cused of being a grower of peaches.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
Trlala of the PQet.

Trials of the Poet.
 with interruptions) Her eyes are like the opal stars--" (Great guns--there goes the belD When Night lets down her shadowed (What,s that-the postman, Nebf9). @Iere Johns bill from catche and A little note also says When Can you send remittance inF Her eyes are like the opal stars" (NoW what do you want boyO when Night let's down her shadowed (Great scott-these things annoy) :. "Please sir the man what pressed says he don't want no song an So cough up--next tin ein advance" |" when Night lets down her shadowed Q'm really gettin ilD
 'Young man I'll have 10 caution you I don't care what you are nor who Your rent Is six weeks overdue Her eyes are like the opal stars (What is 1t. Nell this rimefl When Night lets down her shadow fT!E never write this rhyme) 3 70 heavens John O'Malley's goat Has swallowed down his cruel throat That check for those last lines you
 wrote"
 The Modern Philosopher. A man Is judged by the books he keeps.
 Spend and the girls go with you, save and you go alone.
 The early suburbanite catches the car.
 It's never too late to spend. Satan always finds some Rube for idle sharks to do.
 The hen is "mitier" than the duck. The undertaken lives by people cof- fin up.
 When a man Is hungry and fiat broke he needs a round stake.
 Between potted tongue and OK tall soup the butcher manages to make both ends meet.
 History repeats itself, but paradoxi- cal as 1t may seem 1t doesn't help the disseminated school boy.
 Better to give than receive-advice Strange when Q man has hard luck he. is generally looking for sort thing,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
A BIG JOR.

Of all the utterly idiotio Boards oe Health of which we have any knowl- edge we place that of Mt. Vernon. N. Y.. in the lead by several laps. Recently 1t passed the following ordinance: The ringing of church. locomotive or other large bells, the blowing of steam whistles. the moving of shunting tralhs except in connection with the through moving of large masses of rock. metals or other substance so as to interrupt or disturb the sleep of residents within the city of Mount Vernon between the hours of 10 o'clock in the evening and U o'clock in the morning; the mainte- nance of lowing animals. growing cocks, barking dogs and other birds or animals which produce or are caleu- degree and kind to disturb sleep and quiet of the neighbors within the same hours is hereby prohibited.
 If we hadn't it on good authority that this ordinance was actually adopt ed we should have decided that some newspaper was "stringing" the public. but the Board did adopt 1t just as we have given it. We know that Boards of Health, as well as other deliberative DOuleS SOTnetlHiGS 0O "HhA WV A'oS properly call fool things. but this pass es the limit.
 It is not to be denied that In almost every city there are noises at night which might well be avoided or dis pensed with. and which should not be allowed, perhaps. but when 1t comes to suppressing the lowing of cows. the barking of dogs, the growing of roos-' ters, and the noises of other fowls and animals during the night we hardly know how to look at the actions Of the Board. Possibly the authorities of town might be invested with power and authority to drive out and keep out of its limits any and all animals that utter any sound during the night time. but we can see no other method of en- forcing the ordinance. Cows will low, and dogs will bark. cocks will crow and birds will sing, flor 'tis their na ture to-" and we defy any human power to silence them, except by depriving them of all power to utter a sound
 It is a misfortune that constituted authority of any kind will sometimes attempt the impossible. We are not in formed Of any special reason why Mt Vernon should be favored above all the cities or towns of earth, nor have we learned how the Health Board obtained the power to supervise and control all the operations of animated nature. but we have a pretty well defined opinion that the said Board has made itself ri- diculous to sensible people,.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23
sidewalk PeneiIinss
All Proua of Durrett.

All RFWU0 Ok D0FFetts Down in Pat McCarthy's barroom All the clans were drinking beer. Talking of the mighty Climbers, And the way they toss the sphere. \. Faith. I'm stock on this here Durrett." Said Pat. as he filled a can. Hes the bye to land the pfnnant Like Q noble Irishman." 'sNein." cried the stoIid Peter Gauss. Dot Durrett Is mein choy, Katrina say his fader vas From Hague. Deutcher poy." Pardon. Messieurs." spoke out Le
 Fibre,
 French fire was in his glance, "Dur-rett--at home eet ees Dur-ray-- Mon dieu! he come from Franee." John Johnson listened to the talk Of Durretts name and breed: T skol tai." said silent John, That Ike he ban a Swede." "It matters not" declared a fan From where. or from whose woods The lusty Durrett came to us. He delivers us the goods
 The Rooter.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-08-23

Once again we are assured that chemistry has discovered a method of rendering bricks and mortar proof against the ravages of time. and of making iron. steel and other metals proof against oxygen and rust The statement is made that the discoverer of this new agent or process has made thorough tests of 1t which have satis- fled him of It's wonderful preservative powers, but such assurances must be taken with a liberal degree of allow ance. It will require not merely years but centuries to give satisfactory re- suits. The inventor tells how, whilo travelling in Greece. he noticed that the mortar in some of the old ruins over 2.oo0 years old was as hard and tenacious as if laid but a year ago. and then he goes on to say that he took some of this mortar and tested and in- vestigated it until he arrived at the secret of It's composition and manufan- ture This may all be true. and the results may be all that he claims. but of this no one can know with certain ty during the life of any one man.