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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

The Palace Hotel, Sixth and Vine
Streets, Cincinnati, is a gem in tn
way Of service at rates, $500 and
t2.5 or $500 with bath, per day
on the American plan, 5000 up
wards, European plan.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15
Do You Want In SeII7

III any one has small farm con.
'aining nifty or sixty acres, situate
near this place, he will do well to
consult the proprietor Of this paper.
we believe we can sell it for YOU
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15
Wayne Courts.

Terms OF Circuit Court: Second Monday In
February, May, August and November.
Terms of County Court: First Monday in Jan
vember.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

A few copies Of Hicks 1905 AL.
manacs are for salea the Advance
Office, Ceredo, w. Va. Price rs
cents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

The young man who works with
one eye on the clock is apt to have
plenty of time 10 look for another
job later.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

Many girls ideal is shattered
when her fiance goes broke.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

Married women who know how
to m mage husbands seldom give
their plans away.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

Every man should be critic of
of his own actions.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

"A man who is satisfied with his
job never reaches the top of the
ladder.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

You can always tell milk train
by its cow catcher.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15

Many girl who is proud of her
big hat is ashamed of her biz shoes
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15
Change in Voting Precincts.

Alta County Court of Wayne county, West
Virginia, continued and held at the court
house thereof on Friday, December %, 1874.
Present,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1905-02-15
lhD 66rGdO Advance.
Republican Newspaper that
y 3 large circulation i'm the Big
, sndy and Twelve Pole Valleys
An excellent advertising medi-

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION:
y he copy, one yeal, 800
y he copy, six months, 80
Strictly cash iaa Advance.
Twenty-n ave per cent. will be added when
cash In not paid.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
Returning the Photograph.

Marshall p. Wilder tells of quarrel
between a couple Of his acquaintance
who had been engaged for some
months. The two lovers since have
made up," but while their quarrel
was at it's height no recrimination was
too severe for either of them to put
upon the other.
OF course the first thing the girl did
after the breaking Of the engagement
was to write to the young man, re-
Questing the return Of various SOU
venirs, and she particularly desired
him to send back her photograph,
which, she declared in her note, she
had given to him ''in a moment Of girl
ish folly"
The young mans reply was amusing
~ cruel Said he: 81 regret exceeding
~ that at present I am unable to find
the photograph requested. However,
| send you my entire collection of
young ladies' photos, numbering some
forty or fifty, among which, no doubt,
you will find your own. The rest l
shall thank you to return by the bear
er of this."-St Louis Republic.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
Wanted an Up to Date
Auto or None at All

Sc HALL we buy a new automo-
bile?" The young husband
looked at his wife anxiously.
The voice had a strange tremor in it.
'"The one we have is in perfect run
ming ORDER" he continued. "The en-
CINE is not worn a bit. The bearings
a are like new. The tires have all been
renewed. Everything about it is in
first class shape, and we can, think.
get along beautifully. Don't you,
dear?"
The wife rose TO her full height. II
was evident that her Indignation was
fully aroused.
'You amuse me-" she said, with a
slight sheer. Are you aware, sir, that
they are not now using those bodies !
Do you know that mauve awnings
have gone out? Can you get it through
your dull brain that nothing but a
limosanaum body Is au fait? And dc
you suppose for one moment that
would ever demean myself by entering
my machine from the rear? Why, ]
would just as soon wear last years
hat
Whereupon her stricken husband i'm
mediately telephoned to have the back
number taken to the iron factory
Puck
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
THE FIRST ONE.

I loved a girl when was young,
A girl dared not try to kiss;
Our love was shy and found no tongue,
But eyes told tales we could not miss.
The years have stretched lifetime nov,
And have loved more girls than one;
And | have kissed with deepest vow,
And kissed before / knew twas DONE
And that first girl never met
After her pigtails coiled her head
And l can't say my eyes were wet
When some one told that she was dead
Yet there it is; she is the one,
The only one Of women all,
Now that the list is closed and done,
Whom dreams of day and night recall.
Only last night she came to me,
Still silent came, and shy and sweet,
And then l learned what life might be
--Dream-drawn / sought my sweetheart
feet;
laid my head upon her breast;
Within that haven reached at last,
There came no echo save of rest,
From all the lifelong weary past.
To each poor dog HIS day, we're told;
OF my queer luck here is the best;
I dreamed that girl, forgot Of old;
Caressed my head against her breast.
-McClure's Magazine
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
A STRANGE
MANUSCRIPT
By TOM p. MORGAN

COME time ago, popular publica-
- ton placed before it's readers the
story of "The Strange Manuscript
Found in Copper Cylinder"
While its startling revelations were
only to be read with bated hair and
breath on end, it's disclosures must
needs get up long before day to equal
in dark-red thrill those of the strange
manuscript found in a sardine can
While strolling in his garden the
morning after the great storm, Prof.
Bolivar Woodhead discovered a queerly
marked sardine can wrapped and tied
in cloth Of strange hue and texture.
Upon prying open the can the pro-
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05

lessor found that it was filled with a
neatly-folded fabric, good deal like
paper. All over it was written story
that Prof. Woodhead read with abb
sorbed interest
The contents of the strange manu-
script found in a sardine can were as
follows:
Kingdom of the Fool-Killer,
"1mmolation Day.
Il, William BigSmith, knowing that
at any moment the Fool-Killer is liable
to drop in upon me and make me the
late Mr. Bigsmith do write this with
fear and trembling, also with a pen
made of sharp stick, keeping an eye
on the rack where they are just now
saving in two more than ordinarily
depraved spring poet
Nearer at hand, the Ts-this- hot
enough-for-you? man is roasting over
a slow fire, and his unreserved yells
disturb me good deal He isn't a bit
s~Stingy with his bowls.
IF l succeed in finishing this and
throwing it over the edge before the
Fool-Killer gets to me, | hope it may
fall into the hands of some one who
will publish it as an awful warning 70
people who are smarter than the law
allows.
My Incorporate indulgence in in
vestigation is what has brought me
here, where, cheered by the yells of
the man who on earth left open the
door, and now has his head eternaliy
shut into one, l write and await the
coming of the Fool-Killer.
Throw investigation and invention
to the dogs, adjure you, and quit seek
ing to pry into the future. or. some
day the ruler of this dread realm Will
get you by the surplus skin of your
neck and jerk you from happiness into
misery
AS an inventor, was far from be-
ing pretender like Kelly. For a
time | invented with impunity, and
nothing befell me. Made reckless by
continued success, l accomplished that
which eclipsed all my previous efforts.
ficient to say that fooled with forces
and conditions until | succeeded in
overcoming gravitation as Keely's
etheric force overcame mems resist
ance to hUmbug and made them come
down with the ducats.
THE invention, which, for want of a
better name, might have been called a
gravity eradicator, was packed in va
lise. All had to do was to grasp the
handle, touch spring, and up we
would go.
"The first time l pressed the spring
too hard, and, before l knew it. was
jerked up against the ceiling with a
force that nearly cracked my intellec-
tual radiator. How | got the yalise
under control again does not matter:
suffice to say lived through it.
my next attempt was made out of
doors. | would sail up as far as I
liked in the air, l thought, then touch
the spring softly and sail back to
earth gently and safely. l went UP all
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
PrOfitab bic Work.

Il believe every man ought to eat
good and plenty always" said the fat
man. 1T never pays to work on an
empty stomach"
II disagree with you," remarked the
quiet stranger. 1--WE found that 1t
often pays very WELL"
''That so? What kind O. work do
you do?"
'T'm surgeon" Philadelphia Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05

Artist-Do you suppose you could
pose for an idiot?
Model-Sure! I'll be glad to pose
for you.-Philadelph Bulletin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
st WAS JERKED UP AGAINST THE
CEILING''

of the worst fools in his collection
This is the day, and, although nobody
has told me, l fear my turn is at hand.
LAS last fearful word of warning,
don't But here he comes! I've just
time to stuff this into the sardine can
and throw it over the edge of the king
dom. He comes! He comes!
Yours with hair on end
civilian BIGSMITH."
After he had finished the strange
manuscript found in a sardine can,
Prof. Woodhead locked himself into his
den and pondered,, and then, after
dark, went down into the woodshed
and carefully cut up into kindling wood
his deliberately constructed machine
for making whistles out of pig tails.
He had cheated the Fool-Killer!-
Peoples Home Journal
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05

Eros, the little planet or asteroid,
which is the nearest known object in
the universe to the earth, except the
moon, has been photographed at the
Harvard university observatory at Are
Guipa, Peru.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
Best They Could Do,

Mrs. De Style-Where are your sta
bleS?
Mrs. Highupp-We have not room for
stables. We board our horses, but the
boarding stables are very exclusive
very exclusive indeed. = New York
Weekly.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
Not Wholly Inexperienced.

Hewitt hear that you have a new
stenographer.
Jewett-Well, l don't think she is
SO very new. When she left the Office
at the end of the first day she asked
me if wasn't going to kiss her good
night.-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05

A hotel which cost the builder $13,-
900 six years ago at Kettle Falls,
Wash, has been sold for 5000, and a
number of town lots were sold at from
five cents to $25 each. The sale was
made by the county commissioners on
foreclosure for delinquent taxes, and
marked the end of boom town.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
Natural Deduction.

"All flesh is grass" remarked the
man with the quotation habit.
Il suppose" rejoined the cheerful
idiot, that Is why death is sometimes
called the grim reaper" = Chicago
News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
Appearance Everything to Her.

AppeArance EVERY THING 10 E1eFs
Young Maid-Which would you pre-
fer in your future husband-honor, abil-
ity or appearance?
Old Maid - Appearance every time,
but he's got to appear pretty soon,
tell you.-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05
Sentiment.

'You demand quarter Of million
for breach OF promise!'
EYES," answered the determined wo.
man. Sentiment demands it. 1 would
not have him think, even now, that J
valued his affections lightly" Wash
ington Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-08-05

He's After the Lawn Mower Now.
Nordy-Yes, l know Borroughs. |
live next door to him, in fact.
Butts-Is he a desirable neighbor?
Nordy-Well, yes. Off and on he has
desired the loan of everything we have.
-Pittsburg Post.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Homestead Entry, No. $500.
Department OF the Interior, Land Of
flee at Santa Fe. New Mexico. Sep
TENDER 14th, 1905.
Notice Is hereby given that the FOL.
lowing-named settler has filed notice
OF his intention to make final proof IN
support Of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before United
States court commissioner at Las We
gas. New Mexico, on November l,
1905, viz: margarine Gonzales. Cara
zon, New Mexico. for the 8. E. IA, 5.
f. IA, Sec. 81, T. Is and N. E. IA. N.
E. IA, Sec. 6, T. IA NJ, r. ~ r.
He names the following witnesses
to prove his continuous residence up
on and cultivation Of said land, viz:
Higinio Castillo, Carazon, N. NJ;
| rugenio Salas. Carazon, N. M; All
! tonic Gonzales, Carazon, N. M; Lor
| EMO Gonzales, Carazon, N. M.
FRED MULLER, Receiver
9-46
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11
WOMAN ~MASQUERADED
Concluded from Page Two.)

Concluded from Page Two,)
uniform courtesy and desire To be OF
assistance, II was a great shock To
the good Sisters To learn that the
one they knew as GRANDPA was u
woman, but they accepted the s'tua'
ton with gentle kindness and are
doing what they can to make Miss
Vaubough feel that II makes no dif-
ference In her position there what
ever, Naturally the old lady feels
kecnly chagrined al her discovery,
bur Or. Forhan and the Sisters are
trying to make her feel at ease again.
or course, II was impossible that the
masquerade continue al the hospital,
or that the matter be kept secret
viii Stay at Hospital.
Or. Forhan has taken the deepest
personal interest In the old lady. He
has been to the members Of the board
of County commissioners and told
them the story. securing their prom
ise that the old lady shall spend her
declining years at the hospital as a
county charge and will see that she
wants nothing
Her life has certainly been hard
enough TO Justify giving her some
comfort In the evening Of her DAYS
said Or. Forhan last night "The
thought that that frail old body has
been exposed 10 the rlgors OF the
weather Tor twenty years-the NE OF
a commcn sheep herder. mind you-
Is simply appalling
The Sisters will provide the olc
lady wirh proper clothing and viii
see that she Is placed In no embar'
rasing positions. Quite naturally. she
will feel wholly out of her element
for a while, just as a woman would
attempting to wear mems clothine
and comport herself as a man for the
first time, but every effort VIII be
made 10 keen her at ease.
With the tender care administered
by the Sisters at the hospital the old
lady will probably live many years
yet.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Land Office at Santa Fe, New Mex
leo, August 20, 1905.
Notice is hereby given that Ethel
H. Martin on the 18th day of August.
1905, made selection under the act OF
June a, 1897, Of the northwest quarter
of the northwest quarter OF section
twenty-five (25) Township seventeen
az North Range twelve (12) East,
situated in San Miguel County. New
Mexico, and In the Santa Fe Land DIS.
trict, in lieu Of other lands thereto
fore relinquished to the United States
government by her.
That the purpose Of this notice Is to
allow and give all persons claiming
the said land above described selected
by the said Ethel H. Martin. under the
United States Mining Laws. or all
persons desiring to show the said land
was selected to be mineral in char
acter, an opportunity to file objection
to such selection by her With the
undersigned register and receiver Of
the said land office at Santa Fe. New
Mexico, being the land office IN the
district in which the said land Is
situated and to establish their inter
est therein or the mineral character
Of said land, II any they have to make
or establish.
/. Notice Is, therefore, hereby given t.
| all persons who wish to make o5jec
ton to the selection Of the above
described land by the said Ethel n
Martin, or who desire to establish
any interest therein or the minera
character thereof, are hereby notified
to make the same on or before tn
10th day. OF October, 1905.
MANUEL r. OTERO, Register.
FRED MULLER, Receiver.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11

No action has been taken yet BY
the district court Of Albuquerque re-
garding the application for an in
junction to restrain the county COM
missioners from borrowing money to
run the county.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11

II. B. Steward returned to Springer
from Albuquerque last Wednesday
evening. During his absence he pur-
chased a residence in the Duke City
and expects in the near future to
make his home there.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11

Mrs. II. s. Cook and INFANT son OF
Kansas City, Missouri. arrived at Col
NOR on the Goth ult. and will spend
jthe winter with her father. Isaac
'Conklin, and her brother Walter. at
the ranch neal there.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11

HEADQUARTERS Of the Southwestern
Mercantile company have been moved
from Alamogordo to Dawson. This
change was made as a business propo-
sition. A. j. King still retains general
supervision OF the S. M. Co. and +.
M. Clark continues as auditor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11
DISCRIMINATING LADIES.
Enjoy Using Herpicide On Account Of
lts Dlstinctiveness.

~
The ladies' who have used Newbro's
Herpicide speak OF It in the highest
terms, for It's quick effect In cleansing
the .ca,p Of dandruff and also for It's ex-
cellence as a general hair-dressing. II
makes the scalp feel fresh and It allays
that itching which dandruf will cause.
Newbro's Herpicidc effectively cures
dandruff, as It destroys the germ that
causes Il. The same germ causes hair 10
fall out. and later badness; in killing u.
Herpicide stops falling hair and prevents
badness. It Is also an ideal hair Dress
Ing, for It lends an aristocratic cnarm 20
nc hair that Il quite distinctive. Sold
nv heading druggists. Send Zoe. in stamps
Tor sample to The Herpicide Co., De-
troit. Mich.
60. q. MURPHY,
Special Agent.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-10-11
HARVEY'S
The High Mountain Home

For comfort health and pleasure
take trip to this famous resort.
Carriage comes In Tuesdays and Frl'
days; aoes out Wednesdays and sat
urdays.. Terms are $500 . day OF
$1,000 . week.. Fare each way, $1.0o.
The "trip, including passage and :
stay from Saturday 70 Friday Of from
Wednesday 70 Tuesday 10 $1,000.
Leave orders at Murphey's drug
store or Judge Wooster's office In the
City Hall. Address n. A. Harvey
City.
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24
CHRISTMAS BALL.
ODD Fellows Promise SWEETEST
Event Of Season.

:
Event Of Season.
The executive COMMITTEES Of the L
90 r. for raising funds for the pur.
pose Of paying the expenses Of the
grand lodge to be held IN Florence
next fall announces that IL hes con.
plsted arrangemsnsa for . grand
ball in Morgan hall ON Christmas
night and that It will be the swsllsst
affair ever given In this city. si'
The last ball given By the ODD Fell
lows showed them adopts - entertain.
err and they promise 70 eclipse their
former effort aie 81
Let's boost them along.
They toos upon themselves the %.
tertainment Of the grand lodge next
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24

year are bound 10 raise the money
with which 10 meet the necessary ex.
psnss. This money 10 all spent here
for hands. orohsstrs. halls. livery
rigs and various other necessariss. 20
that IL together with about eiS.o 900
viii b turned right into the laps Of
Florenos business men. Ills for the
good Of tbs ttwn and not = business
man but what will reosivs some
benefit,
People havs bat very litsle oonosp.
tion Of the mAsnituds Of the Odd
Fellows grand ledge. It represents
the largest seoret organisation In the
world. and will be attended In this
city By At least 800 70 1000 people
30 IL readily can be seen that the
local Odd Fellows have . big Job on
their hands and 1t 10 the duty Of every
oitissn 70 assist the little shat they
can, Even encouragement helps .
ospss along. But' dollars are what
count.
The executive. Sumitsss will
make . ssoosss Of its undertaking be.
cause IL started right aud will not let
up until the hest dollar needed has
been raised. And then every dollar
raised viii b spent right here in
town.
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24
1 ABOUT YOUR 4kEldl1BDlS
AND YOURSELVES

James Montlcnesy IN q ~.
sblo this aftsraboa.
JOHN 3. Messfvs 4 tfsn1ael1sg
business In rortlaAd. q
-P 3. whseoa = II Pttlaad
today. 4 ths issssssss Of ~ CON.
PAM. -
-. b. Blunt and Ess oha.pion
are In Canon CITY ON iesal business
today. N s'ss
Mrs. Louis Shelly left the Hrst
Of the week 70 Join her-i hnabAsd in
Bouldsn
Mrs. R. Shank Win entertain
the ladies Of the @. a. r. Saturday
afternoon.
-. T. Higgins 10 down from
Lovsiand. having the state agsncy for
Jones' faucet fltsrs.
Miss Lizsis Sanders came up
from Florence Monday 70 visit rsla.
tives. Silver OlifI Rustlsr.
-Mrs Dslls Newell. formerly
resident Of Florence. Left for her home
in Baksrsfsld. California. Monday
ev,ning. sf'i~ 9@s
Mrs. George Bridess and children
left for Grand junction last evening
to join Mr.. Bridges who is locatsd At
that place.
R. 9. Thompson returned this
morning from Silver Plume whore hs
went to attend the funeral Of bis
wife's father.
"A. J. Harris. Dave Green and
Evan James leave for DsBequs TO.
night to bring some oil we'll mschin-
cry 70 this place. s sds
j. N. Oambsll. operator for the
Rio Grands. who has been Milling .
vacancy at Westcliffe for : few deys
returned today and will resume his
work here tomorrow.
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24

INSPECTION = County Oommis.
sionsrs La Grange. Philip and Kslso
went down toward Portland this
morning % inspect she new cement
arch that hes bseu Just nnished.
This aroh 10 one Of the largest In
the country and has . sixty foot
span. Il he's been built aoross
Hardsogabbls creek and will prevent
washouts thsrs hereafter. II the
aroh IL bails setisisstosy 70 the oen-
nissionsrs IL will b soospssd and .
warrant ordered Issued for pay mont
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24

Family bottled besr pinh or quarts.
BY the oass delivered at your door By
John Westenfider. 40 =. Main.
Phone blaok 81. 7stt
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24

MADE HAPPY-Ths home Of Mr.
and Mrs o. r. Peed Of East Third
street was brightened this morning
BY the advent Of Ten posnd dAugh.
tsr. Dr.. Cline reports all doing
niosly. ta lele
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24

" Highest prios paid for all kinda es
junk-such = rcpe. Iron. copper bras.
|rAss and bottles. Drop postal card
- Box ~. Siessscs. es.ino
The daily tribune., 1905-11-24

THE WEATHER - Fair tea,sht
~ sesasday; colder soaishs
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-08-18
THE REPUBLIC.

Carl churzs add at University of Wisconsin,:
swabuckler
who sixshoo
forbearanee and Cancellation his
his shoulder
putt n schools n batleships'
safely agree of
the golden rule practical politics. the ennia
% he s we
Mr. Surz unit the individual citizen he be-
individual citizen
gentleman the noblest
to a
either his pocket armed policeman
he stricken
is the way Every power prey
the world absorbed it's school China and
armed solde-the national poiceman-within call
if this republic
tatleshp 1t BOTH Schu should
to
universities attacked
SOFTLY
a big stick