davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-29

WANTED-A good, reliable
frst-class tenant to take charge
of an A-No. l farm. located on
the Ohio river, in Wood county,
West Virginia; house and garden
furnished free; farm is equipped
with all of the latest farming i'm
elements: married man PREFER
ed: good references required ,
none need apply who do not mean
business; fine opening for the
right man. Address Plow, care
Oil Review, Sistersville, W. Va.
3,7-tf
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-29

Potatoes are very cheap. Sew
eral carloads were sold in Pitts
burg this week for Il cents a
bushel. Farmers offer potatoes
here as low as % cents a bushel.
Merchants retail them at ID cents
a peck.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-29
WILSON'S MUSIC STORE,

WIINUN - MUNIV N1V3V15
514 Seventh Street,
Moundsville, 3: W. Va.
P. S.-To all persons an
swering this ad we will mail
free a book of old-time
songs. (Mention this paper.)
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-29

If in need of Poultry Net
ting, Screen Wire, Or Wire
Fencing, we would be pleas
ed to quote you, especially
on Wire Fencing. We have
some suitable for around
Lawns, good and strong
with a neat design, that we
can offer you at a bargain.
Come in and see if we have
miSrepresented.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11

| " .Aw, come on, Doc, he bawled
chcerfully, help a fcllcr out. This
gttin married amt no dead easy
snap. Cant you fix it up quick and
make it as slick as when you pump a
fcller about his religious scruplcs
| amt no saint--don' belong to no
church, ain got no pew in any Jew
synagogue or Science theatres. Id a
dern sight rather be married in the
courthouse only for one reason, All >
this is it-l We got notion in my
head that wanted to be married on the
thirteenth day Of the month because
thirteen is my lucky number. We We
been waitin for the thirteenth Of each
month, hopin to git married on Fri
day, the thirteenth, SO we thought we
would try to git you because you was
the only preacher on Thirteenth street.
That's how it was. Aw, it's up to
you Doc, all right.
"Who could resist such an argu
mcnt az that? No matter how free
from superstition man may be, the
novelty of such plea would convince
him. So | married them. After the
ceremony the bridegroom took out a
huge roll Of bills and beloved:
Now, Doc, what's 8 the racket
81 knew what he meant, but I
didn't want to let him know I was
SO conversant with slang. So / re-
piled:
" I did not quite catch you mean
ing. BE kind enough to state clearly
what you mean
'Aw, what the toll. You know
what | mean well enough, old boy,
he answered.
Wei, i replied, III you wish to
know what the fee is, I must tell you
there is none. That rests with you.
Some persons l have married gave
me $40. some $25, some $40 and a
few 500, but not many the last-named
sum.
"'I'll 90 you little better he
said, handing me bill all crump'
led up. If that don't fix the bust.
ness, drop me line and I'll send you
it's twin
"After they left I unfolded the bill
and found it to be $50O-the quickest
money I ever made. 1t was q strange
coin oidence, but it occurred to me
that afternoon ths. I had been or.
dained minister just thirteen years tc
O day."
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11
LUCKY THIRTEEN.

II once offioiated at hoodoo mar.
riage," said another minister. zone
evening ! vas summoned into the
reception-room of my home and was
confronted by man who had the
designation Of sporty written all
over him, from the top Of his shining
hat to the tips of his patent feathers
and white spats. With him was a
much bediamonded blonde person, Of
She vaudeville type. Twirling his
1 cane between the fingers Of one hand,
he pushed his hat to an angle Of 45
degrees on the back Of his head,
! aud, tipping forward on his toes. he
began: II, B; ;lss s>,Si ;5s;, n,
Doc, We want 10 git married s3i u 81
81, 1T S.tI did not reiish his familiarity,
1 aud in cold, 10y tones, asked him why
me seleoted me. sfF q
/ ;S Without the slightest warning he
3ieays me 8 esounding slap "a the sshoul,
del Sth p almost upset me.
u
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11
DEATH BED WEDDING.

Zone marriage that I performed
taught me more clearly than anything
ever knew what it meant to wo-
msn TO bear the name Of the man she
loves" said q priest. "Among the
parishioners was pair I was greatly
attached to. The young man was a
handsome, dashing boy and when the
war with Spain was over he went to
the Philippines to serve in the army
there. His sweetheart was to have
married him before he left, but che
fell desperately i'll and the wedding
was postponed until his return.
Neither, I fancy, had any idea Of what
shat might mean. She grow worse
and her maiady developed into con-
sumption. The disease became rapid
and wasting. Time after time her
family and her physician thought she
could not survive another day.
"'I shall not die before he comes
back, she insisted. i could not die
unless I were his wife
"That almost frenzied decision was
the only spark Of vitality left in her
frail body. tried to get her to
think Of the heresfter, but ahe would
put me aside with the cry to have
him come home. He did come, but
after year and half. She begged
me to marry them.
"'I cannot die until we are mar.
ried,' she pleaded. His name must
be on my tombstone. Please do it.
have waited go long.
"Her lover was only too willing,
and he overcame my objections.
married them. Shs ~rs lying in bed
with the pallor Of death already on
her emaciated face. AS I pronounced
them man and wife she sank back
with faint gasp Of joy. She whis-
pered:
Thank God I have lived to see
this.day and hear myself called his
wife,
This was the end, aud when I saw
the wonderful smile ON her thin,
wasted face I could hardly regre. ~h..
had deae."
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11

dissipatcd rake as the land Of n.a.
mana ever produced.
The father was unaitcrably op-
posed 10 his romance, and wanted his
daughter to wed young American
Consul. The American was willing to
marry the girl, Perhaps it was as
much owing to the old Venezuelan s
dollars as anything else. He had
been promised partnership in the
biggest business in mild coffee
that there was in Eenczula. Bu, the
girl was equally firm. She would have
her Spaniard or no one.
Il knew something Of the case.
Certainly | had listened to all it's
phases even the tears and cntrcatics
of the girl. The old man asked me
if would marry his daughter to the
American, and consented. The
girl hysterically informed me that
never should.
well, the night Of the wedding
arrived. The guests were gathering,
and it was about timc for the cere-
mony Houses in Maracaibo are open
about az they are in japan. There
came tap on the open easement aud
q low call to the girl. | saw her star:
TO the window, and beyond her |
caught glimpse of the sinister faoe
of the Spaniard. The girls father
followed her and tried to draw her
away. There was struggle aud then
three shots rang out. The father fell
first. Then the girl sank to the floor,
shot through the heart. The murder
er then killed himself so we had funcr.
ais instead of weddings"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11

gratitude for Favors, arc mcro :a.n
apt to meet them with Injury.
White domestics may import fail
Jugs that the Southern housekeepers
now experience to minimum degree,
such as certain "uppishness" and
possible impertinence, but tho white
race is amenable TO kindness and con-
sldcration, and the white race has
well'defined ambitions whic1 serve as
so many anchors upon which reliance
may be placed. They will win an
easy victory in the Southern home.
Tor there the negro has been weighed
In the scales of patience and is found
wanting Memphis Scimitar.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11

- : |. d ~ 4 b, .S, 7. -
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11

Private John Allen, the Mississip.
pl congressman, was making strong
effort 10 secure the removal Of q Re
publican postmaster and the appoint
ment OF Democrat during one OF the
administrations Of Mr. Cleveland. He
lad made two futile calls at the White
House and the third time the presi.
dent said rather bluntly:
Mr.. Allen, the civil service rules
seem to apply in this case and it is
useless for you to keep insisting on
the removal Of this postmaster.
ALLEN was silent for a moment and
then he said:
Mr.. President, / don want to take
up your time o5 recalling that ia your
Campaign left my beloved State and
stnmped for you in New York, nor do
| oare to estimate to what extent the
t"enty-seven speeches l made up
there we're responsible for the 1,10O
majority by which you carried the
State and won your election.
Neither do | wish TO recall ny ex
hibition of joy on that election night
an exhibition which resulted in my
wife's not speaking to me for week.
But, MIR. President, just want to tell
you little story before l go.
Down in my district FAIRLY
wealthy farmer died and his Lir began
squabbling over the estate. The man 8
son hired me as his attorney and the
case dragged through the courts.
"One day the sou came into my Of
fee and asked me if he couldn't ex-
pect a settlement soon, as his money
was nearly gone.
It's no use, jim, I said, you
cant hurry the supreme court of the
great State Of Mississippi
"The young fellow sat for minute
or two with his head resting in his
hands and then he got up to go.
Mr.. Allen, he said, do you
know, sometimes wish fatEer hain't
died ="
Allen didn't G. that ostmastership
for his mau, but he got better polit-
ieel plum =;.h:a =ssh.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11
!. The Peaohtree raaidanaaE d af 81.

The Peaohtree Residence ofs 81.
K. Orr, one o. Atlarta' sWealthiest
merchants. was entered Id broad day.
light and robbed sof bet tseen ssss 900
and %, 900 worth of 3jewelry !. TyleI
robbery was perpetrated id tho sups ii,s
stairs living rooms while the msrnkars
of the family were donnS stairs, ard
Was the clever ii Mofl sofesS i styliah:
dressed young Hhite man. The affair.
Eis s mystery, the rob bers comp plet6ly2
baffisd Jail efforts Sof the Hoe t1
slocaae him. II sl;s.ss 81 &,
s B s. "a unions and onions there is'
strength
B, Although paper money is sofs is;
ishard to gst. &
I385 Keep one eya Oh your slnismiss;
and two oon yoar friend ss ssIsS 81!
oply ina sxpsrie men! !snsk as
sseasics csusss and ioss ssick kgss y sslS
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-11
ARMY2cHApLAIN..s ADVENTURE.

''The most unusual, and certainly
the most exciting wedding at which /
ever off oiated--or intended to oficiase
failed to occur,' said ) chaplain Ia
the United States Navy. Ths ship
70 which / was attached at the ltime
was then of Iaraeaibo. I'd that hat
3fleyer-infested town was 9 wealthy
iVenezulan with . beautiful daughter.
The girl was 10 love with d Hard.
some spsniard who, judging from q
what I IaasS.told Of him, vas about tas
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-05-13
WILSON.
Favorite quotations.

Deer Lake school house is being
painted and otherwise repaired.
Miss Stella Sheppard has gone to
Petoskey TO work for few weeks.
f. L. Smith of East Jordan visited
his son DIN, of this place on Tuesday.
Erastus Warner is having fine
large barn built on his farm In Will
son.
Miss Celia Healey, Of EyeIine, has
been visiting friends in Wilson the
past two weeks.
Wilson Grange have their grounds
cleared up and woven-wlre fence
built around. their lot.
Mrs. James st. John has been quite
i'll with heart disease the past week.
DR.. Sweet is attending her.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marion Hudkins Sr.
have been visiting friends in ChestoDla
and East Jordan the past few days.
Miss Mabel Sheppard who has been
stopping in Pellston for several
months, is spending few weeks at
her home In this place,
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-05-13

Frank Crowell was at Deward this
week. writing Insurance..
Mrs. VIM. Germond of Pelston was
guest Of Mr.: and Mrs. j. II. Milford
the past week.
Miss Hattie Bennett closed the
years term OF school at the Rogers
school, Friday.
East Jordan Concert Orchestra fur
nshed music at "Old Arkansaw," and
was appreciated by all.
Marion Hudkins and family leave
next Monday for Alberta--to make
their future home.
JOS. Lalonde pulled specified trout
weighing 81 pounds out of the Jordan
river, Wednesday.
Mrs. e. j. Crossman returns this
Saturday evening from a fortDights
visit with Grand Rapids friends.
If you want one OF those dandy
Folding 90 Carts or Baby Carriages at
Nhittingtons come now, they are 60.
ing like hot cakes.
VIM. L. Aldrich was chosen Tues.
day evening TO represent Local No. "a
|. L. M. Il II. A. at the Detroit Inter
national convention, July llth.
On Monday Justice +. E. Boosinger
united in marriage Charles AIdrich
and Miss Hattie Winthrop. both or
Advance. Their ages are % aud lS.
Representative l.. d. Dickinson OF
Charlotte has promised TO be with us
Memorial Day and act as chief orator.
He is an old acquaintance Of j. w.
Rogers.
Through an error, Chester ThOmp-
sons name was left out or the list Of
gentlemen comprising the East Jordan
Concert Orchestra, given in The Her
aid last week. Mr.. Thompson plays
he trombone.
"Old Arkansaw" played TO good
sized crowd al Loveday Opera House,
Tuesday evening. The Marquette
Stock Co. will probably he the next
theatre company to open the house
Watch for dates.
Why suffer with spring tirednessI
mean, cross feeling, no strength, nc
appetite? HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea Will make you well and keep
you well. 80 cents. Tea or Tablets
For sale by F. G. Warne.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-05-13
School Notes.
seeeee<ese eesseeseesees >

Orvie Hurlburt and Bert Bennett
called upon the High School Tuesday
afternoon,
The tenth Grade Literature Ciass
have taken up the study Of Julius
Caesar
The following program has been
arranged for the Closing Banquet OF
the Extemporaneous Class TO be held
Friday evening:
Solo, Madge Nicholas
Speech, Ideals Neil Maddaugh
Speech. Value of an Education
Ray Clink
Quartette, Boys
Speech, Grace Gregory
Speech, Boss Greenwood
Toast, "reminiscences Oral Msenar
Come down front. Sir"
Athletics, Homer Maddox
''13-IS-24"
Will, Mildred Gilbert
Il can't is poor .ervant"
Success, Ella Dunlop
After a bad harvest. SOW again
Extremes, Howard Porter
Take not a spear 10 kill fly
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-05-13
Bvie{s Of Me Week
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Sweet Pea seeds i'm bulk at Stroebel
Brs.
To Seil:-Two Pigs; see NJ. NJ. Burn
ham.
DR.. Fl. W. Dicken was a Petoskey
visitor, Sunday.
Erle Hager of Springvale is guest Of
East Jordan friends.
Miss Mabel Munroe spends Sunday
with friends in CharlevoIx.
Wall Paper in variety of shades
and prices at Whittingtons.
Max sheftes was Charlevoix bust
ness visitor first of the week.
Miss Ruzina Stewart teaches at
Charlevolx next term of school.
Miss Jennie Zoulek leaves today
for visit with Traverse City friends.
Excursion TO Traverse City SatuI-
day, May Goth. Rate $l.65 rOuHd trip.
Mrs. Homer Williams of CharleSoix
is here guest Of her aunt, Mrs. Charles
Brown.
There is no originality in abuse; all
those who don't like green's call them
weeds"
Chris Atkinson is now resident of
East Jordan. He has a good job at
the Cooperage.
Mrs. Daniel Simminaw of Charlie
voix was guest Of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Sam WhitefOrd, over Sunday.
TailorC. II. Maddaugh is at Deward
and other places this week taking or
ders for clothing. He has quite a
trade down in that section.
All kinds Of repair work in Silver
ware done at Mack's Jewelry Store
Prompt service and reasonable prices.
Saturday Special Sale OF Mems Pat
ent Leather Shoes at the East jordan
Lumber Co.'S, this Saturday. Don't
miss the bargains.
E. e. Shelters and family moved to
CharlevOix first of the week, via Str.
Hum. Mr.. Shelters has work there
in his line of misunderstanding.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. Claude Mack have
begun housekeeping in their new
home on Second-st, just east of A. b.
Nicholas and known as the Quisk
house.
A couple Of barges were in Sunday
after square timber, but, finding that
same was not ready, cleared at once.
1t is now beginning TO come down the
Ward line.
South Lake Lodge No. $50 Knights
OF Pyth'as held social evening at
Castle Hall, Wednesday. Outside
Lodges were invited and in all some
seventy-tiye Knights were present
Central Lake Lodge conferred degree
upon candidate and then u Banquet
Wa, INDUCED in. w. p. Squires acted
as toastmaster and number Of good
spe ches were given. East Jordan
Concert Orchestra gave several pleas
ing selections and Bert Dole favored
with solo. Visiting gentlemen were
AZ follows: CharleyoiA- Chan
cellor Will e. Hampton. Dwight L.
Fitch, e. w. Coulter, X. A. Emery
Charles l.. Gouren, q. w. Priest. T.. L.
Johnson, B. w. Miller, 4. K. Smith
Central Lake-A. e. WYNN, Cornelius
Barry, NJ. StroebeI, F.. N. Fisk, w. s.
Richardson, Val &. Savage, Wolf
Koplen. Walt Carpenter, Frank p.
Ramsey, f. A. Fox, Walter V. Swasey
A. f. Sage. r. E. L. Gibson, 0. II
Sisston, j. B. b yd; Bert Davis
Traverse City-M. Winnie .Ir
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-05-13

Shirt waist time.
New school officers.
Get the hay-tedder mended.
Be humble lest you stumble.
Watch for date OF the Marquette
Stock Co.
Supervisor Graf has completed his
ass essment roll.
A party Of GO came up from Bellaire
to witness 'Old Arkansaw.
A new line of Sheet Music has Just
been received at G.. G. Mack's. Call
and look 1t over.
Another little girl came to live at
the home OF Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Shedina, Friday last.
The Knights of Pythias and Rath-
bone Sisters hold social evening next
Wednesday at Castle Hall.
Circuit Court convenes My 22r d.
Without doubt the case against Al
bert rousch will be heard at this SEES
sion.
If you want anything in the Jewelry
line, Mack's is the place to go for it..
Quality is guaranteed and prices at
low as possible.
The Michigan Fish Commission
promise US a nice lot Of black bass fry
with which TO stock the South Arm Of
Pine Lake this coming season.
The Extemporaneous Class hold a
farewell gathering at the school house
this Friday evening. This is their
last meeting this term OF school.
A new dynamo has been placed by
F. Korthase In his place Of business
on Safest. For cheap, economical,
always-ready power it has steam and
gasoline beat to IA standstill.
Miss Lou A Rice has been r.
engaged to teach the Chaddock district
school another year with an increase
of salary. Miss Rice is proving one Of
the best teachers in our county.
Detroit got jealous of East Jordan
on the annexation question and is
now trying to convince the Legisla-
ture that several outlying districts
ought 10 be incorporated into Great
er Detroit.
The Grand Army boys. together
with the W. r. G. are already making
plans for the proper observance OF
Memorial Day in our city. Rep. Dick
inson OF Charlotte will, without doubt
act as orator OF the day.
The Herald this week printed little
booklet for the East Jordan Local No.
"a International Longshoremen Mar
inc and Transportworkers' AsSocia-
tion covering their Constitution, BY
Laws, Order Of Business etc.
The number who took the Eight h
Grade Examination this year is the
largest in the history Of Charlevoix
county. County Com'r of Schools J.
II. Milford is now busy looking over
the examination papers, which is
quite a task. List OF those who were
successful will appear in The Herald
rs soon as ready,
=. Rev. FIR. Alexa nder Zugelder, Of the
Church OF the Holy Cross. st. James.
Beaver Island, announced from the
altar last Sabbath that he was to be
transferred TO another parish 1t is
understood that the Beaver Island
parish is to be turned over to the
Franclscans, who have charge OF the
work at Petoskey, Harbor Springs,
Charlevoix and East Jordan.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-05-13
E. }. Literary Club

History and Music day was observed
by the East Jordan Literary Club
Thursday at the home Of Mrs. d. G.
Loveday.
Several selections from the
"Mikado" Mrs. Asa Loveday
Paper, English Possessions"
Miss Elsie Matthews
Vocal Solo, "Pirates of Pepyance"
Miss Jennie BuOsinger
Selections from Pinafore"
Mrs. Asa Lovedav
Mrs. f. A. Foster will entertain the
Club May 10th.
FavUrite quotations.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-04
KinnisOn Items.

The wet weather is going to make
us late In getting in corn.
The prospects are fine for a large
fruit crop.
Mrs. VIII Jinks spent Thursday
with relatives in Welch.
Mr.. Omer Kinnison spent Saturday
and Sunday with Joe Sullenger.
Mr.. and Mrs. James McNeeles Sun
dayed with Mrs, Susie Moore.
Mesdames Smith and McKan were
guests Of Mrs. Leon Wright Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Walker visited
Mr. @. III. Harlow's family Saturday.
Misses Della and Polly Davis have
returned from visit to Mrs. Arthur
King.
J. III. Howard made a business trip to
Welch Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Moore we're
shopping in Chetopa Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Thornbrough
we're business visitors to BARTLETT
Friday.
LIP. Upton has returned from a
visit to J. c. Nelson at Ruby.
James Walker left for Tahlequah
Sunday to file on his allotment
Mrs. Arlie Mcdonald is visiting her
mother, Mrs. Newman, at Mt. Yer
non, Mo-
Miss Lizzie Kinnison has had charge
of the Indian school during the ab-
sence of the teacher, Miss johnson.
A Sabbath school will be organized
at Rogers school house next Sunday
at 10 a. m.
The many friends of Roy Mcdonald
regretted to see him leave for Wash
ingtOn.
Mr.. Art Barker has returned from
Parsons, Kans, where he went to have
his eyes treated.
Mesdames Bessie and Lou Walker,
and Messrs. G.. w. Walker and Lau-
renee Upton spent Saturday with
Mrs. Virgie Kinnison at Welcn,
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-04
A pelictous CANDY.

Marchpane is a Christmas candy, but
there is no reason why it should not be
enjoyed at other seasons. The directions
given for making It are simple. Blanch
one pound Of Jordan almonds and pound
them to powder A chopping bowl and
q wooden potato masher will serve very
well for a mortar. Add to the pounded
almonds three-quarters Of a pound Of
confectioners' sugar and few drops Of
orange flower water or orange juice.
Beat all together until a smooth paste is
formed. Dust little powdered sugar
on a molding board and roll out the
paste, shaping 1t in any desired way.
Brush with powdered sugar and sprinkle
with orange juice. afterwards baking to
a light brown in a slow oven. Another
way IS to roll the marchpane into round
balls and dip In a mixture Of light brown
sugar and powdered sugar This Is baked
like the others.-N Y. Post
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-04
A Friend In Need

Do you know Of anyone suffering
with consumption? Then tell them
that DR.. Boschee's German Syrup will
cure them-and you will be friend
need. German Syrup is reliable
specific for cure Of consumption. 1t
has been making marvellous cures Of
consumption throughout the world
for forty years. Group, coughs, colds,
bronchitis and all throat and lung
troubles are speedily cured by German
Syrup. Trial bottle, 25c. Big bottle,
75c. At Winner Drug Co. DIV