The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-25
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POET has just in beauteous little bit Of
"A titled WThe Twilight Bringeth Rest 1t may, per-
haps if you don't have spade up of Sod rake
mile of lawn water forty rods OF sweet peas chase off eight
large dogs keep after Of paint the screens
down 800 yards Of tangled clohene, ekitchen the
stove and clean out a mile of basement.
Litchvile n D., has automobile Editor Wells
has purchased autobuggy that he describes "a tall
angy roan and with which he Intends properly to
run over a few Of the ''delinquents
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Editor Wood of the Steele N d. Ozone has purchased
the Methodist church building at Steele for the purpose Of
injecting few amens into his Ozone.
Mount Curve avenue father told his little boy who
wanted to sit up when he boy he used to go
with the chickens The next day he astonished to
hear the little fellow telling neghborng boy that his
''father used to roost in the henhouse at night"
Doc Bixby Of Lincoln Neb and the Rev Byron Bea
having little passage at arms religious subjects, Doc
being rather anxious to leave hell and the Rev. Byron
Bea being strict constctonst and fully convinced that
bunch of sinners he knows going to have pretty warm
time hereafter The Rev. B. B. puts up this argument:
They the preachers have absolutely right to leave
out any part Of the gospel If may leave out hell
other may omit the birth and another atonement, until
the gospel in its funess is emasculaed and shorn Of its
power to save.'' ,.a.~... =. .a..
This gives Dr. Bxhy his chance and he comes back' by
asking the Rev B. if he anxious for complete Cos
pe why he doesn't go and heal the sick he is
manded to do care not asks the doctor mighty in argu
ment 'the laws in operation that ruled in the
universe when the world young? What disciple might
nineteen hundred he ought be able
psh less time and satisfactorily If the modern
disciple not to hear and the call to heal the SICK
why should he be accounted guilty if he hears not the
go into all the world and preach the gosel.'
This has, up to the present. given the Rev. B. B. pause
and has been returned to the DOCTORS skfu
and logical 'counter." ..-...
We foresee the expenditure Of many words and
mighty few sinners saved thereby. 81 :"".-
AS the spring it brings with it sad yet happy
thoughts Of the late dog Turk, shaggy Newfoundland that
used to range the wlds Of Irving before built
up Turk long, black curly whiskers all him and
he the decentest dog that out bone He had
friends all along the Dogs Free Lunch Route and many
handed out to him he appeared at the back
with that look his massive that
plainly Words Anythng doing in the bone line today?
Turk all right in the winter, but when the
he suffered greatly from the heat owing to his heavy
dogskn overcoat that he accustomed to all
Taking pity him July, his had Turk
clipped from his shoulders to the tip of his tail.
The next day the dog showed up the with the
forefront of lion and back Of just plain dog
At first everyone said, How much comfortable Turk
will be-" But this mistake. @.=... 81. a.
Turk lying usual his front porch when pass
ing fly stepped his exposed ntegumen The dog jumped
and made pass the fly but the insect lodged
back This occurred several times and the dog much
annoyed. ..s =. -.
The fly then flew up the ridgepole of the house,
whsed his front legs to all the other flies and said
''Come on, boys, here's hot dog this porch
About thousand flies hurried and lit on Turks
exposed portions and had all kinds Of fun The dog put up
fight but it useless and he finally retreated under
the house and the flies stood around and hoered laughed
until they nearly fell .~E
Turk remained under the house of summer COM
ing at intervals get his to discuss the situa
ton with sympathetic dogs One day horsefy hit him and
after that Turk remained in retirement quite constantly You
thankful dog the night when the first
fell He out into society again and enjoyed the free
! life of the open and the society Of the street.
It is mistake to clip dog horse. Nature knows
better how to for them. .f* A. j, r,