The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-10-14
S T E | N
He Looks Over Things In The SIKH
District

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| WIS dcrc-Yah-I vuS dcrc-mit mcin
| Drmokiat frcund> at de Amendments
Mcvtn' last week at Risin' Sun-in facts
| WIS dcrc-thrcc days in advanccSSeS of
d" Mcctin' und - vu> King Cruddrr>
He vuS deere tiXim' up ting$-umd Il WIS
G'rc" lonkin' at ting>-und SO funny dat
lauf una la(f al de three days. | say
| "IIcllo deere. King Crudlcr>, "-"IIuw
yer dare he mcddlin NIT Doctor Dare
IND King CudlcrS lauf und say
| tom. Yer biz DutchmanS-"Dcr Doc
| tor wont do for chailmanS-und ! must
smooth ont things. '-"Anyvdy>. | will tall,
init Trim. So King Clldlcr>, he 90 und
co">'rltz nit Deter Dare. umd de Doe
!or 'ug::C <trdz Mayor Filing aS prcSidin
| "ilircrS. King Cruddcrs >ay--"Mcin"'-
| II" i>t not uf Dc organiza> hun und Doc
tor Icnmc>S not Ike him und he vud get
u@,lt.
;" don King CruldcrS con$utz DE-
Jrrar:~S, u'd Is DR.. Dare hadt always
T. SiNth fer d. last tn Yeas or more
hi".: Cludlrrs-mit elm wink nj lie eve,
H>ht if Dr.. Dare vudt suit Dr. Jrn-
mr.>--urd Dr. !. ,',4lc ur de h,dt unI
,"r,aut "N,in. n inflow yer Dare
: lt'y ne" br. !. suggested Samur..
y ,>' -hcmrl Met arIlc rs pl, >@in off
cor vu E.n2 crull,r< np vii hi,,-r,m-
ma gay "Mrm G,t-N n. \. in-yt;l
yer m;k" n, ,rlu w".,t ia, man has
sell n.1ny ha,,t thugs alo,rdt ne ,,at
G1M't Ike him Elm hrrt-Ar>ari! -llnrh-
,.hrr= ! will -. dt lie, more, nominal
%hun> fer Sheriff 90 to McCarllo >,,nS-
iu-law."
s. finally dew link it vud he, CUTE to
- ,Dadr uf L" drg>;rct for elm chair
nmM> and >r'd wordt t. Hester IIci~~ to
come up url he WIS drrr dot day- -unl
"rf yer coulr,r hat seen FI,uuf~ Darr.
url J,nncs<. uud Filing l,,.t 1T mcin
fI,nnd H.; t'r G.'t day yer vudt haf
lauf. unyl auf una lauf-
Raurcl schmidt ale und SchnapIr>-
Ro.ruhrim UNI Schwcitzcr lva<c it vuS
fine.
ind ven King CluddrrS >prc,llcl train
uf , OVER d I,aE.y laihDiI< >tclmt
in G,rv vu> Clerk uf lie Cruldt Dreaming
to n0lnlnizc I'll DC forinnclS frum Penn
Sylvania. una Il L. vu> M,r,tcr fuckers
al ..1 1.
arts Winnie Lewis. una Rickie Nelson.
ind der, vuS &c grcadt E,lktonS base bail
team und de IontcrS-und Winnie say
poy~ don't boat IsiSin sun tohayS-frr
maybe dcy get madt uni not Votes fer
King Crud,lcr>.
IND d,rc VIZ. Charlcc Shippers fr'lrm
North East init elm Cruddcls collar OIL
una deere vr.' Al,Nnn,irr de Grcadt Peep
pies NIT Pennsylvania railroadt author
itcr-und bcholdt AdmiralS Holm nit
his navy --und Generals John Kimblc
f1um Port-und deere nit Elm Grpadt
Amendments SpceceSce; WIS Al Consta-
blc>-und de bandit play una de dogs
b,lkt und de pOys play haldt und "IIur
ra. IIurra"' dcy ul say ven King Crud-
dcrs shake If de Big Stick"
l'nd lookt -scc-dcrr WIS King Cr1ld-
d"rS speak init mcin oldt frcund John
Iiindman-but frcund John say "Nein."
"N,in." Nit Il don't tink-I'm not
nit YER
| tell yer vat King Cruddcls
Ven | tink it make me shuddcrs-
How yer foolt me bad
those many years pcrchancc.
But today | see tngs rightly
tnd de sun shine on me brightly
For ! now will vote
for "Pcoplc's Rights" und France.
Und ven all de peoples hear vat Frcund
John say dcy cheer him und cXclaimt-
'NHh-wc are here at tie DcmOkI'at
mcctin but ven it comes to votin-datS
anudder ting"-bet wisely dat dere will
be elm snow storms catch dc Democrats
NovcmberS de seven.
Viii write ven agin next week.
STEIN.