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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
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BY William ]. hampton.


BY William J. Hampton.
If the man who bought the auto
To save horses keep
Had figured up expenses,
He might have learned heap;
But he didn't.
If the man who dumped his ducats
On the horse he thought would win
Had kept them in his pocket,
He would be five hundred in;
But he didn't.
If the girl had picked hammock
That was built to carry two,
1t might have never broken
And bruised them black and blue;
But she didn't.
If the gun had not been loaded
When he blew into it. say,
He might have still been with us,
Alive and we'll to-day;
But it was.
If the man who guessed that poker,
Was a game that he could buck
Had guessed again, it's likely
He'd have played in better luck;
But he didn't.
If the lamb who thought that Wall
street
Was green and grassy spot
Had gamboled on his meadows,
He might have saved lot;
But he didn't.
If the man who drank high-ball
Had let it 60 at that,
He might have told the copper
Where his residence was at;
But he didn't.
If a girl who has ten millions
Thought nobleman would wed
Her merely for her money
She would crack his titled head;
But she doesn't
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
How to Ward Or Old Age.

The most successful way of warding
off the approach of old age is to main
tain vigorous digestion. This can be
done by eating only food suited to your
age and occupation, and when any dis
order of the stomach appears take a
dose of Chamberlain Stomach and
LIVER Tablets to correct it. If you have
weak stomach or are troubled with in
digestion, you will find these Tablets to
be just what you need. For sale by w.
j. Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Accent mo- Substitute.

There is nothing just as good for
malaria. chills and fever, as DR., Men
denhalPs Chill and Fever Cure. Take
it as general tonic and at all times in
place of Quinine. If it fails to give sat
isfaction mail the front of the carton
to J. @. Mendenhall, Evansville, Ind.
and get your back. Sold by The ]. F.
Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
A Creeping Death.

Blood poison creeps up towards the
heart, causing death. ]. E. Stearns,
Belle PLANE, Mimi, writes that friend
dreadfully injured his hand. which
swelled up like blood poisoning. Buck
LENS Arnica Salve drew out the poison,
healed the wound, and saved his life.
Best in the world for burns and sores.
25c at all druggists.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

The third brigade, Texas Divis-
ion, U. G. ", will meet in first
annual reunion at Temple, Texas,
July 5 and 6, and will be the guests
of Grandbury Camp of Temple and
Bolton.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Cleared for Action.

When the body is cleared for action,
by DR., Kings New Life Pills, you can
tell it by the bloom of health on the
cheeks, the brightness of the eyes; the
firmness of the flesh and muscles; the
buoyancy of the mind. Try them. Al
all druggists, % cents.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

J. A. Moore, of Valley View,
Texas. will pay a liberal reward
for information as to the where
abouts of his son Tom, who has
been missing since April 9th. He
has fair complexion, black hair,
brown eyes, age II, weighs about
lao pounds, is about 5 feet 8 inches
high. Was wearing school suit
when he left. J. A. Moore of Val.
ley View, will pay a liberal reward
for information as to his where
abouts.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Whan to Begin Advertising.

Some advertises are invalids who
wait until one foot is in the grave.
then consult doctor and demand
instant cure for years of folly.
The time to begin to advertise q
business is when it is young and
active; when it is case of "root
hog or die" The time to quit adj
vertising is when you want to quit
business.-Liberty indicator.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
TO Cure o Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money if
it fails to cure. e. w. Groves sigma
ture is on each box. 25c.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

While a bilious attack is decidedly
unpleasant it is quickly over when
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets are used. For sale by w. j. Sed-
berry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

One hundred and forty-three
Filipino lads are now in America
for education, scattered from Mich.
igan to Tennessee.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
According to bulletin issued b

According to bulletin issued by
the United States Geological Sur
vey, California is now the leading
State in the Union in the produc-
ton of oil. Our output in 1904 is
put at close to 100000 barrels.
Texas comes next with 100000
and Ohio third with $4,000,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

Arrangements have been made
for the employment of Japanese
labor on the Panama canal.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

The Santa Fe has built a $10,,
600. 1000 cut of to the Pacific coast
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

Terrible plaques. those itching, pest
ering diseases of the skin. Put an end
to misery Doan's Ointment cures.
At any drug store. For sale by The j..
+. Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

W. G. Sorrells, an experienced
hog raiser near Royse City, esti-
mates that one acre of alfalfa will
make 1000 pounds OF live pork.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

Valuable kaolin deposits have
been discovered near Goliad.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
q a. - I'D ERE a.
Bears the 1The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ss Gs(1azzzw

Parents should not allow their
thirteen and fourteen year old boys
to roam the streets after 10 o'clock
at night. That's the way bad
boys are made.-Upshur Couny
Echo.
1t is also the way bad men are
sometimes made, -Pittsburg Ga.
zette.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
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g Edited by MRS. n. A. BENsFlELp. SE

The w. G. T. U. will meet at
the home of Mrs. Mundy Thurs
day, May 18th, at $3.50 p. M.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13
Announcement.

to the use of atomizers in applying liquids
into the nasal passages for catarrhal hoat-
6les, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which will be known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is rs cents. Druggists or by
mail The liquid form embodies the med
icinal properties of the solid preparation.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to treat
ment by Ely's Cream Balm, which is agree
ably aromatic 1t is received through the
nostrils, cleanses and heals the whole sur
face over which it diffuses itself. Druggists
sell the SOC. size; Trial size by mail, 10
cents Test it and you are sure to continue
fine Treatment
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-05-13

An acquaintance met Horace
Greeley one day and said: Mr..
Greeley, I've stopped your paper"
"Have your" sal d the editor.
"Well. that's too bad" And he
went his way.
The next morning Mr.. Geeley
met his subscriber again and said:
~ thought you had stopped the
Tribune. :"
$50 did"
"Then there must be some mis-.
take," said Mr.. Greeley, for just
came from the Office and the
presses were running, the clerks
were as busy as ever, the compos-
itors were hard at work, and the
business was going on the same as
yesterday and the day BEFORE"
"Oh," calculated the subscriber,
II didn't mean that I had stopped
stopped the paper; I stopped only
my copy of it. because I didn't like
your editorials!''
"Pshaw!" retorted Mr.. Greeley.
"It wasn't worth taking up my
time to tell me such trife as that.
My dear sir if you expect to con-
troll the utterances of the Tribune
by the purchase~of one copy day,
or if you think to find any news
paper or magazine worth reading
that will never express convictions
at right angles with your own, you
are doomed to disappointment"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11
Ore Dollar Saved Represents Ten
 Dollars Earned.

The average man does not save to exceed ten per cent of his earnings. He must spend nine dollars in living expenses for every dollar saved. That being tfe case he cannot be too care
 fui about unnecessary expenses. Very otter few cents properly invested, like hayins seeds for his garden. VIII save several dollars outlay later on.
 r is the same in buying Chamberain's Co.lc, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. .it costs but few cents. and bottle Iof 1t in the house often saves a doc tor's bill of several dollars. For sale ey all deaers in patent medicines.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11
ESCORTED BY INDIANS
 ID TERRIBLE DEATH
UNKNOWN WHITE MAN SUFFER. ING FROM ALCOHOLISM
 SEEN ON DESERT.
Taken from San Carlos Reservation by Police and Turned Adrift-Had Been on Spree at Giobe-Was Blacksmith at Roosevelt.

The Globe Silver Belt prints the following story of tragedy of unu gual horror at San Carlos;
 A very peculiar case has come to he attention of the sheriffs office and is now being thoroughly investi gated by the authorities. If correct ly stated in the presentation brought to the notice of the Silver Belt today a most inhuman act has been perpe trated. On whom the responsibility should fan will be determined very soon as competent witnesses have been secured.
 About two weeks ago a man whose identity is not yet known was led into the railway station at San Carlos evidently suffering from an acute at. tack of alcoholism The agent al lowed him to remain in the room during the day realizing the condi- ton Of the man. In his incoherent maunderings he insisted that his leg was broken and one hand crushed. His rawlings became so unbearable at night that the night operator put him out of doors. lie had only a bundle of clothing with him and the next morning the contents of the bundle were found strewn about the sieht-of-way near the station.
 Later he was arrested and detained part of the day and one night and fhe next morning he was ordered oe- ported from the reservation. Two Indian police, mounted, conducted the man, who was obliged 70 walk in the hot sunlight to the borders of the government domain and then left to shift for himself. 1 day or two later the finding of the dead body Of a man was reported and the cornner of San Carlos with a jury went 10 the scene and went through the legal formula Of putting him under ground.
 Il is said that no grave was dug but that a couple of Indians threw a little dirt over the body and left it half buried.
 During the mans rawlings he talked of having worked at Roosevelt as 0 blacksmith. but if any atienmpt was made to identify him or learn who or what he was there is no present evi- denee 10 show it. II would appear that he came to Globe from Roose- Nell and went on . prSJracTed spree and that some trainman took pity on him, allowing him 10 ride as far as San Carlos. Here his condition be came such that it was impracrcable to carry him further and he was left at that station with the above result.
 There was a great deal of indigna-| ton expressed around the court house today when inc r1af+ar ras dis cassed and it is said that when the responsibility can be fixed those who allowed the man to perish by expos ing him 10 such conditions. win be dealt with as severely as the law al- lows. They claim that he should have been placed on a train if he was 10 be depored. or should have been placed in jail under medical treatment until fit to care for him self.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11
THE oRNDoRFF HOTEL.

Fl Paso is entertaining many Of the people from Bisbee. Douglas. Cananea, and surrounding town. It is sug- gested that when in the Pass City thCy try the Orndorfs hotel. It has hand. somely furnished rooms. is so pleas antly situated On the Plaza, and the cuisine of the highest class. that visi- tors will be thoroughly satisfied with their visit at the Orndorff.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11
CHOLERA lNFANTum.
Child Not expected 10 Live from One Hour to Another but Carec by chsmberIain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.

Ruth the little daughter of E. N. Dewey, of Agnewville, Va, was ser iously il or cholera infantum last sum. mer. We gave her up and did not expect her to live from one hour to another" he says. T happened to think of Chamberlain's Colie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and got a bot tie of it from the store. In five hours ] saw a change for the better. We kept on giving it and before she had taken the half of one small bottle she was we'll" This remedy is for sale by all dealers in patent medicines.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

You may enjoy yourself at Corona do Tent City by surf bathing, boating, and sailing, fishing, swimming. danc- ing, bowling, or at tennis and golf
 Excellent restaurants, sweet music. good society.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

4 furnished tent at Coronado Sum ner City includes boarded floors with mating. comfortable beds and bed. ding, tables. washstand. rocking chairs, camp chairs. clean linen and towels, plenty of pure water. electric lights and ianitor service
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Isn't t satisfying. to say the least. to know that whatever you buy from the Lowell Commercial company is guaranteed absolutely - euality and the prices?
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11
EUREkALOL ITGH-EGZEMA CURED

something that will everything thirty Doctor Burgess
 
 Te Eukao Eczema Cure the famous relieve purely anse0e and gecidal We have thousands girue of positive
  
 Eureka of argument Pce post sI00.
 suffer application of the fam EureksioI Pile will
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Quoting the interview with P. B
 Zeigler. of Tucson. recently printed in the Review regarding a ralluuad ne said he intended building from San !. Diego to Nac0. the Tucson Star has the following:
 Andrew Zeigler was seen quite ear ] ly yesterday morning and was asked
 what he knew about the foregoing, Q clipping from the Bisbee Review. He
 said:
 "Why. my dear boy. father never talked with anybody in Bisbee about that railroad. It is amusing. How ever, it is true that the Southwestern railway CPhelps, Dodge Co) is push ing east from San Diego to Yuma, Tucson and Fairbank. They will soon have one thousand men on the grade I am going over now to San Diego to secure a position with the company It looks good to me. The fact of the railroad extension is now pretty well known
 Father is over in San Diego. where he owns an orange grove. from which you can see over the bay off San Die so" concluded Mir. Zeigler. who is identified in a high degree with the Masonic order.
 Albert is connected with a big blaming mill in Los Angeles. quite a change from candy making. Mother will remain here until we advise her Of what is to be done. concluded Mr. Zeigler, who began 10 step lively in anticipation of connecting with a de- laved train.
 The ZeigIers have lived here a number of years. and now they are seeking change"
 Andrew Zeigler, son of his father. may perhaps labor under the impress son that he is gifted with powers that allow Of his making accurate judg- ment as to what Mr. Zeigler, Sr., may CT may not have said at any given time or place near. or remote from the gifted juniors ears. Or it may he that Mr. Zeigler. Jr.. instructed Alr. Zeigler, Sr.. as to what he should or should not say while at Bisbee, ana relied Implicitly upon parental obedi- ence.
 h either event. Mir. Zeigler. Jr.. is shy card h his denial Of what his father said in Bisbee to a Review re porter as recorded correctly by the Review. Whether Mir. Zeigler, Jr.'s mind reading. second sight, foresight or other abnormal prognosticating powers slipped a cog. or whether his esteemed father merely disobeyed in structions from his gifted son. pro yides matter for family adjudication rather than newspaper comment Mir. Zeigler. SF., however. most emphatic ally did say to the Review reporter iha5 which was credited to him. With which final remark the matter is pass ed back to the Star for further re- search along mediumistic lines.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11
SAYS PHELPS-DODGE
 ARE BUILDING ROAD
FROM SAN DIEGO TO NAco, AND NOT p. B. zEiGLER, OF
 TUCSON.

Statement From Gifted Son of Tucson Man, Who at Same Time Exercises Himself to Extent of Divining What Father Did Say.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11
SUMMER EXCURSION RATES.
the Coast.
SUMMER EXCURSION RATES TO
 CALIFORNIA POINTS.

Denver. Colorado Springs and Pu- eblo and return. s47.40. On sale daily till October 18th. Good till October 21st.
 Omaha, St. Joe, Atchison and New Orleans Leavenworth, Council Bluffs, St. Louis. Chicago. Kansas City. 25th. 26th, 27th, 2Sth. 29th, SOth. One fare for the round trip.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Velvet Ice Cream at the AlhambTa.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Naquin's will buy your second hand furniture.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

See Naquln's for price on furniture for that bed room.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Refreshing soda water at the Bis bee Bakery.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Leading Home Made Cigar" "Bisbee Favorite",
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

 Eg@ F ? E. F 1 e E P E99E9R Smoke the ~Bisbee FavOrite.~ Naquin's will buy your second hand furniture. HOTEL NoBLEs-TAe best IT Tombstone for tAe trayellng man Large and cool rooms. Jas. Heron. Prop.
 Ease and comfort. @Bisbee Favor Kitchen outftters. the place where the kitchen is supplied at the right price. Naquin's. For Fresh Veeetables-see what anderwalker & Scott have, under the post office. Fresh tomatoes under the Postof fee.
 "Bisbee Favorite," the best for 25c cigar on the market.
 -Zr Naquin's for secondhand furniture
 -------tl--- Order from our wagons on daily route. Bisbee Bakery.
 -E The best always at Bisbee Bakery. Phone 245. Refrigerators. the best kizd at the right price. Naquin's.
 -y4- Naquin's for good furniture. See Naquln's for price on furniture for that bed room.
 --O- Refreshing soda water at the Bis bee Bakery Leading Home Made Cigar Bisbee Favorite"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Naquin's for good furniture.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Refrigerators. the best ki1d at the right price. Naquin's
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

HOTEL NOBLES-TAe best IT Tombstone for the travelling mah Large and cool rooms. Jas. Heron, Prop.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

"Bisbee Favorite. the best 2 for 25c cigar on the market.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Order from our wagons on daily route. Bisbee Bakery.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

The best always at Bisbee Bakery, Phone 245.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Naquin's for secondhand furniture
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

FOR SALE-One fine milch COW.
 Inquire this office.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

Fresh tomatoes under the Postof flee.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-11

For Fresh Vegetables-see what anderwalker & Scott have, under the post office.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-06
HoNAPARTE.'

Bonaparte, June 5.-The Bonaparte
camp 1949. M. w. A. and neighborins
camps of Van Buren, county held Dec
Grafton services here: Sunday after
noon, June 4 and decorated the graves
Of seven deceased members. One hun
dred and sixty Woodmen met at the
hall at 80 and marched to the ceme-
terry, headed by the Bonaparte band.
Following Is the program:
Opening music, band.
Call to order, Chairman DR.. Cresap.
Song, Woodmen.
Invocation, Rev. Clark
Address of Welcome, DR.. R. N. Gre
sap.
Music, band.
Grafton, Rev. Clark.
Solo. Miss, Tinte Cox.
Reading. Miss Troutman.
Song, Woodmen
Music, band.
The Memphis. Mo-, ball team was
defeated here Sunday by a score of s
to o. Memphis secured hits and Bon
aparte, II.
DR.. c. S. Percival Is a. business visi-
tor in Davenport.
Miss Ethel Packer has gone to Cedar
Falls to attend the state normal.
Abran Dickinson, Of Kewanee, ILL.,,
is visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Dickinson.
A cement walk is being laid in front
Of Mrs. H. Jones residence
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Morris, Of Farm
ington visited friends here Sunday
Miss Rosa Schmidt of Douds, spent
Sunday here
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-06

Rev. Proper took for his text Matthew
tWenty-eighth chapter, nineteenth
verse: Go We therefore and teach all
nations" and spoke in part as follows:
"On the eve of his ascension from
earth, the King. Jesus Christ, COM
manded the disciples, saying Go we
therefore and teach all nations What
is the difference of doing foreign mis-
sionary work and staying at home and
giving portion for their aid? God is
with the missionary more than with
anyone else. and is helping them in his
great cause.
This country has better opportuni-
ties now than ever before. In North
America there is only one convert to
every four non-converts. three-fourths
of the population is unsaved. The
Spanish and Mexlcans in Old and New
Mexico are receiving missionaries.
Their religion is mostly that of Peni-
tentees, whose custom it is to infiict
sorrow, suffering and torture upon
themselves once a year in atonement
for their sins. With naked bodies they
carry lunches of thorned Cactus on
their bare shoulders for one-half mile
to Calvar yand back and drag heavy
cross the same distance in imitation
of the Savior Cruel whips Of metal
chain with sharp points projecting are
dashed over their backs first one side
and then the other until the back be-
comes lacerated. The bible Is put In
a glass case where no one can get to
it and is reverenced by the heather in
ignorance as the natives can not read.
The foreigners who are converted in
America return to their home and
teach the Christian religion to their
countrymen, and are most successful.
If the japanese boys of America were
converted many would spread the
gospel in Japan"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-06
STATE GETS $4,000 CHECK.
Mason City G. Fort Dodge lncreas es 1t.
Capital.

Des Moines, June 5-An amend.
ment to the articles of incorporation
of the Mason City & Fort Dodge rail
road was filed in the Office of the sec
rotary of state last week, increasing
$14.O00,000.
The transaction netted the state
treasury through Secretary Martin E
little over $4,000. This was the fec
for the increase in the capital. at the
rate of 81 per $1,000 of capital 1t is
the largest fee of the year.
The capital stock of the road now is
$34,000,000, the former stock issue
having been $20,000,000.
A.. B. Stickney, president of the
Great Western road. is the presiden,
of the Mason City & Fort Dodge, which
is part of the Great Western system
The amendment as filed with The
secretary of state did not reveal thu
purpose of the increase in capita
stock.
1t is understood, however. that it. i
proposed now to extend the Maso.
City & Clear Lake Traction company
lines to Waterloo and Cedar Falls. t
consolidate the two traction compa
MES, which now have about sixty-1ive
miles of line. and to make them a por
ton of the Great Western system.
l.. S. Cass, of Waterloo, is under
stood to be interested in these mat
tiers. The rumor has been circulated
for several weeks that he had succeed
ed in securing the FUNDS for the exten
sion of the two traction lines terminal
ing in Cedar Falls and Waterloo a
ona end and Mason City and Cleal
Lake at the other, SO as to effect thei,
physical as well as financial consoli
dalton.