The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-26
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Everybody Has Them

If you have d Speck Of troubles, do not
wish that they were not;
Just be glad that you have got 'em; let
Il g your knocking BIO forgot:
For the man Is out of fashion that has
not a. care or two,
And tie nation that Is peaceful IS u
tribe that will not do.
Take d glance about the countries; let
your eye roll Ger the map;
You will find that troubles brewing for
the Russ and Turk and Jap;.
Scan the teeming morning paper, take a.
OF the Worries OF the Frcnclman and
the German and the Swede.
Russia has her revolutions, riots wreck
Kaiser Bills consigning England to the
II regions down below; $-s
All the politics of Cuba are obscured
with guns and smoke, VIZ y
And Belle France is loudly fearing that
iSher treasury;is broke. i
Now the Sweden Norway rivals have a
difference they must mend, HI
And the scraps Ii Austria Hungary break
There is rowing xo'er Morocco and the
\; Films areil a stew 4, i
Bold the Tartars tramp the war-path, and
there fighting IN S13aku. Il
Wild colombia's IN a turmoil. sYenezu!el;a's
cbIna se'tIp lTka ayeshP:q Poland England have
some, troubles they must thresh:
So since nations have their worries, why
should private parties not
Since the world runs Ger with.trou.ni
why should you, say. be 3forgotY
Promotions, having discovered the uses
OF fire, was asked what he proposed TO
do with his secret,
tative iy whether s 10 start a IRE nsur-
ance company or q Pittburg stogle Fac
tory" a3s III NJ als u! M. vi . 4
But later, his plans frustrated by the
Greek textbook that is still netting large
royalties to the Promethcnn heirs ana
assigns.
do make myself plain?" demanded
the female suffragist, vociferously.
Very" replied the sweet young thing,
ldemurely.
the female suffragist obtentatlousfy looks
the other way.
Speaking of automobile accidents, :"
said the MISUNDERSTANDING man at the
smoking car window. y was taking q
spin down the road the other day, when
1 suddenly banged Into big automobile
With six, people IN t., ! smashed their e.
fcIr, and knocked the other five people
forty feet Into n duck pond
"dood heavens. What kind Of machine
were you in?'
Flnglng open the second story window o.,
the Chief Moving Man threw out q Du-
renu. II bed 3 chairs and Il SeWlng-ma-
chine.
hurled tho Baby Grand onto 2 barrels or
Breaking Dc.ongngs, both laughed aloud
in Simple lorcusncss,
'wwcnty-nno seconds" chucklcd the
Chief. glanclng NJ his Repeater. we
nhos to mention the Guys Goods"
laughed nis trusty Helper.
cnn,bering swiftly oyor q cheval glass
AMI two priceless Vases. they mounted
At the other ond OF the line, tho Guy
| who owned the Goods poked through
the Pile on the, Sidewalk, With an UNI
"iiow Is tho pianoY' called his wife
fr n. 4, az y y g6p y Window
" 'Aa;,,r ins { ch'ppondalo cA''f'"
"Tio% about me Best l'ureauY'
And Tho Company Crockcry.
"yYholly nnnihiluted.' ;.
On, dear" sighed, his wife; IT can't can't
nalp thinking lint those men were Just
| n llttla careleSH.' H
iN tasl !hsn ne Gu" y Y, o ywIil ek
,lainntion Of Joy. "lIoorah!,' he shouted,
sleefuliy. '"fhiB.is splendid. Only been
ct amhonr ny dear; and az iv Uin M!rfMiu ME
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