davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06

Marine Elm. gr ma9te 1859 ben &risg
gesen 6ranfrei9 unb Sarbinien nit,
betbeiligte ii9 1864 am &riege gegen
OGnemarf unb fo6t 1865 in Der Jlotte
Sesettboffs als atpeiter &ommanbant
Der Pan5erfresatte r@raber5og 5erbi<
nanb Mar" nit Musaeihnung in Der
S9la9t Bel 2iFa. Sm Sabre 1873
tpurbe Spaun als Marineatta9e CUR
Oiterrei9if9=ungarif9en 8otf9aft na9
2pnbpn obtommanbirt. @r lieferte
bier tpd6renb ieiner fedsjdbrigen 5unf>
ton elGnae1be 8etpeife feiner Sii9tie<
felt. SIM Sabre 1879 benz Grabersps
&arl Stepban CUR 0ien itleiitung Su>
getbeilt, besleitets Spaun ben Grobers
3oe ouf bsifen 2eife no9 8rofilien unb
Norbamerita. Ha6bem Spaun 1885
als Commodore ben 8efebl iiber fis
S@iFfsbinifion i'm Mittelm.ere iiber<
npmmen hotte, maG)te ct bic @lodabs
Der srishifhen auIten nit. DIS
&ontreabmiral fam er 1886 gum Maz
rinste9nifden &omite, benz er prdii@
birte. gr mar aud @ertreter Der
Oiterrei6ifIsn Warine BEL Der Snter@
n~ationalen Marinefonferen5 in Mafh=
inston, .. g., ferner BET Der &olum~
bus Jeier in @enua, fopie Bel benz
@iftoriuzSubelfeite in 2onbpn. SIN
Sftober 1897 gum SteQbertreter bes
Chefs Der Marineiettion, Nbmirals b.
Sterned, berufen, tpurbe Sparn, ais
Sterned i'm DECEMBER behelben Sabres
ifarb, befen Ha9folger. SIN Sabre
1899 abarcirte Spaun gum @oIobmis
raj, I'm Sttober 1904 trat er in bsl
Hubeftanb. Spaun lit lebenslGneliAes
Mitglieb bss Ofterrei9fden 9errer<
barfes.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06
Die pogecrbank -%fiommi(ion.
Ills ier fdnftes @itsIieo eth 6fterreidtiher
ADMIRAL erfpren.

MIs ier finftes @itsIieo eth 6fterreidtiHer
gotairat erforen.
sSSnbem bic internationale &pmmiiz
fiOn our llnterfu9uns bes Sos9er=
bunfz3pif6enfaIes einitimmts ben
Nbmiral b. Spaun bon Der Diterreiz
9ii6zunsarif9en Marine gu ibrem
finften M;tgliebe erfor. lit fie bon=
5dblig g%etporben. @uber Spaun UNI
fabt Die &ommiiiipn bic 4bmirGls
Sournier Don Sranfrei9, &aanafom
bon &ublanb, Beaumont bon @nslanh
unb Sapis bon Mmerifa. Die &pmz
milton bat nidt bic 8eitimmuns. einer
S9iebsfpru9 gu fallen, fonbern ibre
Iufsabe beitebt lebieli9 in Der SeIt=
fteIung Der Sbutfa9en.
Sermann b. Spaun. elm gebIrtigsr
Wiener, trat 1850 i'm @lter bon IL
Sabren als &abett in bic Diterrei9iiGs
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06
Auriols Dodgeitsbraudt.
prifans oeS 8rantpaares mad, Der Frau,
ttessS eremonie.

Prlfans oes g~rautpaares madb Der Frau,
nnessGersmonie.
Inter ben Sablrei9en ieltfamen
9o95eitsgebrGu6en iinb nur penise 70
merfpiiroie, ais iene in Der @egenb
BON 8onnepal in Srantrei9. 3unG9ft
muB Die 8raut an Der &irae Dor einem
Bib Der beilisen @nna nieberfnien,
1eben nel9em elm Spinnroden bon
Sla9s ftebt. Na9bem iie ii9 breimaI
b~etreu5igt bat, fpinnt iie brei @trdbne.
unterbehen ellen Die iuneen 9uri9en
ra9 0auie unb bereiten gerDitete 8rpts
f9nitten nit Wein, pelfe Der iiinaife
unter elmer um feinen Sals b~efeitisten
Serbietts in feierli9em Mufaua gu benz
Paare trdst. 8eibe miifren bapon
ellen unb bann aus elmer eiiernen @Dbre
einen S9lud Wein %auffousen. Sas
allies gef6iebt bor Der air9entbiir na9
9eenbisuns Der fir9lid9en Srauung.
Nun pirb Elm Gfel berbeigefibrt, Der
cine Strobpuppe trdgt. 9inter bieier
mub Die 8raut aufiiBen, unb 10 tpirb
fe na6 9uufe eefiibrt. Der 8rGu<
tigun unb bic 9O43eitsgeieQi4aft
geben gu SUB.
4n Der S9peqe bes 9auies ange=
lanst, erbdlt Der 8rGutisam elm Stiid
S4parabrrt, in bas er nit dqer Strait
bineinbeiBt, unb bann elm @las Wein.
SnaDti9en bat ii9 elmer Der frGftiglten
Burden nit elmer angerdu9erten
Pfanne benaffnet, unb bieier bemiibt
fi9 nun, benz 8rGutisdm ben gintritt
ms 9aus gu tpebren unb linn babel
NIT Der pfanne einen &uBfled i'm Sc
fi9t bei5ubringen. SIT Der 8rdutigam
TART unb sei9idt genus, UNI fi9 gegen
biefe Nneriffe gu f9iiben, 70 gilt bas
als cine febr quite 8orbebeutung. 3iebt
er ben &iirSeren, 10 muB er ii9 nit
einem Strid an Der Sbir feftbinoen
lafen, unb 70 mub er bic Mnfunft Der
8raut abparten, Die i'm bon ieinen
Sefeln befreit.
sic felbft bat audi mar6e Yriifunz
gen gu beiteben, bon benen nur bic fol-
senbe berbprseboben lei: sic barf ia
ni4t iiberieben, einen 8ei len, Der plDB@
li9 u%nauffGlis in ibren Weg gebraht
pirb, aufaubeben. Sci benz nun fol-
genben !9o9aeitsf9maus nimmt bic
8raut ben rberiten plaB am Slid Elm,
tpGbrenb Der 8rdutigam bic @Gite be-
bient. geim OeHert frie9t Der iiinsite
8urf9e untsr ben Slid, I'm Der 8raut
bas @trumpfbanb 81 rauben, bas bann
in feline Stiide unter ale bertbeilt
tptrb. Gnbli9 fommt elm iunees Mdb>
6en unb iiberrei6t Der 8raut cine
peibe Sdube nit ben Worten: vgs lit
Elm tleines @Oselein, es tit tlein, aber
es bat &raft. gs bat an feinem &Drz
per Sliigel ipie pfeile unb I'm bic 4us
gen brei f6Dne &inee. gs 1T Elm fleiz
nes 8Ogelein, nimm Did IN a9t, baB
IS ni9t babpnflieet."
Sies tit iibrigens nllr bas Yrps
gramm bes eriten So6aeitstages, benz
bann mod Elm apeiter folgt, ebenfuns
reid an anerlei fpmbolif9en. geremo@
MEN. 9ier fei nur mod bic eisens
artteite babon berporgeboben. WGb@
renb bes San5es fiibrt cine S9peiter
pber fonitise @ertpdnbte Der 8raut Elm
Menuett aus, pobei fie unter ihren
R0den cine grobe nit Nifen gefiqte
Saf9e trGst. Die iuneen 2eute bill
ben einen &reis Inn bic San5enbe, bes
BEN bic NiiHe, bic berabfanen. auf unb
beraebren fie.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06
Ganaoa.
6 off e r9oIIen.

g I. Sobns, 81. g., 5. San.-
3wei &ettun9s9trtel nit Der Muf-
f9rift .@oitb Marp. Glasgow" Fnb
BET @ape st. Warps sefunoen tuorbsn.
Wan glaubt. baB fe au Der eiiernen
Barrie bieies Hamers seb0rten, bic ON
IA. Sept. attention fir ct. Sobns
berlieB. Yas S9if mar felt 103 Ga.
gen niGt gefeben tuorben; man Be.
fhr&tet. baB ss BEL gape ct. Marps
nit feiner gemannuns bon 10 26pfen
unter9ing.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06

Giner g ddbun9 na4 itebz
len bic aafftrn in ben fiiDafrifaniiden
Siamantengruben BON &imberlep idbr<
lid Oiamanten i'm g~efdmmttpertb bon
$1,25O,O O
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06

- Der Sabrer Gtmtemoe
Oote QaIemoer fAr 1905 TT
ont@ ttniere Office az tes
3tebem.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06
Sapan.
8efef Bort
Mrthur.

Mrthur.
S9ifu, 5. San. Gen. Hoai
6at I9On ieit MOnatsn 9ineffde &ulis
antuerben lahen. bic BEL Wieberber=
feauna Der gefefigungen bon BORT
Art6ur beruanot weroen fOlen. Muf
benz galu : SluRe liesen S9ife NIT
9roben gorrdtben bon 3enlent uno
5ols, in Sapan MaHen bon Stabl=
plattsn, Die bel Der gefefisung &c.
brau9t tperoen follen.
Die Sapansr fino Der 3uberi4t, bab
Yort 4rtbur fdrfer ME borber fein
tpirb, uenn Die &ufen tpirflid basu
fommen ioatn, es 3u bela9ern.
9ufen hbereeben . :
pier unb Winen.
Sofio, 5. San. Die 3uRen
ibergabett ben Sapansrrt i'm 0afen bon
Bort artbur sebn fleinere. gebrau4s-
fdbise Sampfer; ale anberen S4ife
fino berfent!. Bis iebt baiten bic So
pansr nod feline 3eit, bic 2ebteren
baraufbin au unterfu9en, Oh fe sebo=
ben tueroen i6nnen, mag ibnen nattir=
lid ie6r angenebm pdre.
Mit We9i9afung bet Seeminen
uuroe fOfort ~bs9onnen, na9oem bic
RuHen bic pldns iiber bic Gage oeriel.
ben ausselisfert 6atten.
Die o ean9enen
Sotio, 5. San. Sen. Nogi
sisbt iiber bic 2riegssefan9enen bon
Bort qrtbur folssnbe 3%uIammen=
msnfeQung, Die ct als nod niat pol=
fdnoi9 be3ei4net:
8 @enerdle, A abmirdle, 81 Oberfte
uno Waiore, 100 2apitaine uno Cont
manosrs, SCI Sauptleute unb 2eut=
nants, 200 Marinsleutnants unb Ma=
rinebenmte, 90 4rmeebeamte, 100
Gerste, 20 Gapldne. 22.434 Mann=
i9aften Der Nrmse, $500 Manni9aften
Der Marine, 3645 gii9ttombattantsn
Der Nrmse, 500 Nidtfombattanten Der
Slotte, suinmmen 80, 207.
4uberoem fno ettpa $4,000 Srante
uno Yerpunoete in ben6ofpitdlern.
grfe Genbung &usn n.
Sf9ifu, 5. San. Der iapani=
i9e 3oniul Misoune tbeilte beute
absno benz ruffi9en 2Oniul Sieoe=
mann nit, baB Der erfe transport bon
1000 Ni6tfombattanten aus Bort Ar=
thur am Sonntas bier autommen
tuerbe. gs bauert einise 3eit big Del
gan3e Srnnsport bier anlar9t, ba E:
an Sransportmitteln fe6lt.
Sie meifen bieier Nidtfombattanter
finb BEL gutter @eiunbbeit; Die biefiger
3uHen bereiten nntertunft fir bic Mn'
fommenben Dor.
9onful Ma3oune iagt, baB bic Wei'
gerung Der Sapaner, ben en9lii9er
3reu3er ,Nnbromeoa" unb bas bon
rufifaen @eianbten in Betting &C.
f4idte S9if, bic 9ebens= unb Mrsnei
mittel FIR bic 3ranfer on 8orb bat
ten, mad port Mrtbur gu laRen. elm
Solge beg fritten gefsbles fei, feinei
fremoen S9ifen gu erlauben, ben
6afen nabe su tOmmen.
au9etldrt.
81. petersburg, 5. San. 81
Welbune bon Wei Sai Wei baB oi
Sapaner ben britif9en 3rsu3er yNn
bromeba" nit 2rantenpdriern, NerStel
uno SOipitalpprrdtben on goro bic II
Bort 4rtbur 10 nOtbwenbig fino, 81
rtfgeuieIen baben, bat bier gnt
rttfung bsrpOr9erufen uno bat bel
quten ginbrud, ben bas Verbalten be
eiessr ssma9i bate, fart abss
I&wd&t. Wan fann ni8t perfeben
tuarum bic Sapansr, tDenr tie benz
Der vanbromeoa" ni9t geffatten fonn
ten Bort Mrtbur a%n3ulaufen, tie ib
nidt erlaubten ibre 8orrdtbe 5u por
Salnp su lanben, es lei benin, bab h
ben 3uftanb Der 8elagerungsarme
ni9t 3u entbtlsn utini4ten.
Ruffif9es s lag9f9iff.
paris, 5. San. Der parife
ausaabe bes SEEM Dorf 6eralo mir
BON einem pstersburger 3~orrefponeen
ten aemslbet. baB bas Slaggi@in Ao
mirnI R~nieffneusfn Ruia3 SutDarOt
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06
Gbarlseons Decentralization.

Gxns:S oreir,eiise Grnss:::ane fur oes @:st.
L.:ertvoG;c ae Stuoien.
Sr. Wi1iam Gemos Grum, Der ppn
prGfibent Goofepe!t breimal gum !Sa=
fenfoaeftor BON gburlefton, g. g., err
nonnt pdrb, tit etpa 45 Sabre oft unb
elm noblbetannter Jarbiger bes .palz
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06

Merfniirbig Semen
n g. r&lapierer5euser" nsnnt man
IN Sefterrt!9 bic 2eute, tpelde F1 nit
Der 9%erfteEung bon &lapieren befaffen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06

pettrg, 5. San. Der ameris
fanif9e @efanbte @onser rsiffe beute
nod ben pbilippinen ab. Setretdr
Coolidge berfiebt bic @ei9dfte Der @e=
ianbtf4aft.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06

Sapanide % a9tf9iffe {.
Wanila a, 5. San. Sampfer be-
ri&ten. bab elm iapanif9er 2reu3er
por Der Weeren9e bon San Bernaroino
patrouiQirt.
I'm 2 nSr beute Na9mittas eri9ien
Der iapanii@e areuaer SotanR Dor hem
bieigen 9afeneinsanse. 9lIs er burd
Si9nals tiber 6erfunft unb :3iel Be.
fragt tpurbe, anttportete CT niHt unb
9ing nit 0oloampf In See.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06
lake ERIE & WESTERN R. R.
. Tahraeit Der 3uae

..Sabr3eit Der 8fse...
Abfobrt anfunt
EOIeho. Chicago mmp get@isau erpres...t 7.1b moss
IoIebo. Detroit unb gbieaso Elm ......s12.ao I s.as
Nidisau Gitp, Wuncis u. SofapetteSp pit 7.ao f1o.s6
t6qlin t ausaenommen Sonnfaqs.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-01-06

8 ausei n f A.

uelupel uHu pul3tt duIuuIluei, . NtS
better unter feinen Srimmern be.
9rabeno; 5 muroen srf9lagen, A Der.
lebt, 2 babon lebensgefdbrli9.
9o93eits9e9enf
Berltn, 5. Sanuar. Sunoert
preuBif9e Stdbte tperben benz 9ron=
prinsen Srieorid Wilbslm BEL feinsr
So63eit nit Der prin3efftn geeiIis BON
Disadvantages dmsrin Elm Safelisrbice
bon t%aufeub Sttden fir ftinf3ig per=
ionen i'm Wertbe bon 1926, 600 gum
8ei9eate maheE.9
u b 9 { 10 e n.
Berlin, 5. San. Die fribere
3rOnprin5efin bon SadIen be9ao f9
nod ibrem reIultatloien 8sfu4e In
DRESDEN nGd &Dm, Inn ben papff 40
eriu1en, feinen ginfub auf 96nig
Muguf eeltenb 81 MAIDEN, baB fie ibre
2inoer feben biirfe. Ser papff lebnte
ss ab, He 3u e%mpfangen.
Sam i'm Wes
m oiren.
Berlin, 5. San. Demnd9t
eri9einen bic Memoiren bes i'm 0or=
iabre %9efiorbenen e6emaligen @bef : Res
oatteurs Der rareuaeituns", Jreiherrn
Wilbslm bon Sammerfein. sic ent-
balten widtige Briefe nit b~ebeutfamert
Nu"ffldrun9en iibsr psridiebene poli=
tiide @reigniHe, 10 aud tiber ben Bob
bes 96niss 2uotpis II. bon Bapern.
tuelder am Is. Stunt 1886 i'm Starn=
berger See ourd Selbtmoro enbete.
s Il r T Geroinaub in 9 +.
Berlin, 5. San. Sie befouoere
Mufmertiamfeit, tpel9e Der 2aifer art=
ldBli6 Der Beiiebuns Der Witttps bes
5sraoss grnft II. bon saafen-2Oburs
unb @otba, prinseiin N%leranbrine
bon 8aoen, Dem Girfen Geroinano
bon 8ulgarien ermiss. Der slsi9falls
Der @ersmonie beimobnte, bat in peite=
FEN 8reiien 8eadtuns gefunosn. Das
neuerlid forrette 8erbalten 8~ulgarisns
in Der maaebOnii6en Jrase bat biefen
Wanoel nit fd gebradt.
Guatemala.
Mobile, Mla., 5. San. Bon
porta Barrios, Guatemala, mirb ge=
meloet, baB bic Guatemala Norobabn
3mii9en Der Stabt Guatemala unb
porto 8arrios fur Perfonen unb
Sra9t er6Hnet murbe. Die 8abn
rpuroe bon einem Spnbitate 9ebaut, an
befen Spibe Cir Wm. ban Sorne
ftebt.
Marocco.
2onu III tberfaIIen.
$an9er, 5. San. Die aubers
balb Der Staot eelesene Wobnung beg
britii9en &Oniuls wurbe in Der Na9t
bes A. Sanuar bon S~niursenten ange=
9rifen. Wa4en triebeu biefeben meg.
Tranfrei9.
prof. Stratof9 m t.
Stratod, 5. San. Ser be,
riibmte 8ortragsmeiffer prof. MIeran-
Der Sfrafoi9, tritt bsmnd9ff cine 8or-
traestour nod ben Ser. Staten an,
pel9e bier3ie Nbenoe umfaRen fon.
Stalien.
$itoni bonn g 4Iage &C.
rfbrt.
som, 5. San. Ser Minifsr bee
M%uswdrti9en 9itoni, tpurbe bonn
S9lase 9etrofen iudbrenb er nit BEN
ameritanifden Boti9after Meper IL. u.
auf Der Sago mar. Sein 3ufanb III
bebentli9.
Oeferrei@ .1lngarn.
@r3ber3og Soepb m
Sterben.
@ien, 5. San. Wie aus 6iums
berlautet. liest gr3beraos Soispb Dor
Oefterrei9 i'm Sterben. (gr ftebt i'm
~. 2~ebensiabre, lit @eneral Der 3a.
na0erie uno Oberfommanbant be,
9anouebt Der 2dnber Der ungarifdeu
2rnne. 8ermdblt lit er NIT prin.
seifn 2lOtbilbe bon Sa9ien.R obure
uno 8otba.)
Ybilippinen.
Sapani9e Wa9tf9iffe {.
nm
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22
wAsHINeToNs FIRST BALL.
Madison Inaugural Function Took
Place March 4, 1909.

Madison inaugural FUNCTION look
Place March 4, 1909.
Four hundred guests, as all the con-
temporaneous accounts agree, gather
ed at the first Inauguration ball, which
took place on the evening Of Saturday,
March 4, 1909, at Mr.. Longs hotel on
Capitol Hill, in celebration OF the ae-
cession to the Presidency OF James
Madison. Each Of the three Presidents
who had preceded him in Office had
been permitted to close the day OF his
inauguration by going early TO ped
General Washington and John Adams
had been inaugurated at temporary
capitols, and Thomas jefferson would
have rebelled against ceremony
plainly modelled upon the customs OF
royalty; but when Madison's Inaugural
tion came the new Federal City had
been a visible fact for nine years and
was determined TO assert a right 10
enjoy itself. even II in doing so it fol-
lowed a habit always hitherto associ-
ated with the celebration Of the coro-
nation OF KINGS
Roval customs were really the only
ones the people knew. for every Amer
lean in Washington over thirty-two
Years Of age had been born the sub
iect of a king, and the new order OF
things had not given birth TO new
ideas OF how to manifest rejoicing
Moreover. II the method chosen seems
TO some to have been an imitation Of
monarchIcal customs, they should re
fleet in extenuation. that it is an IN
stinct OF man eo-equal with his feel
inc the sensation Of pleasure TO sho"
his 10y by dancing. So an orlciai oaA
closed the day Of Madison's Inaugural
ton. and has closed the inaugura'l'l
day Of ever.- President who mas sue
ceeded him.-Century.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22
Very Awkward.

Mrs. Norton came home from a call
one day in such a disturbed condition
that it was evident tears were not far
in the background. She lost no time in
beginning her explanation
John" she said to her husband. Il
am so mortified 1 don't know what
TO do"
what IS the matter. my dearT'
asked Mr.. Norton.
Il have been calling on Mrs. Pew
GRILL. You know her husband, Major
PeveriIlf'
Yes"
"well, have just learned to-day,
to my horror. that Major isn't his title
at ALL Major is his first name"
~Why. certainly. I've always known
that. What is there so Notifying
about thatt"
Nothing said Mrs. Norton. with 9
groan. only that I've been calling ain
Major every time I've met him fol
the last six MONTHS
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22

During the last congressional cam
oaIgn the candidates for the honor Of
renresenting certain East Tennessee
district. says the Washington Post
gathered to meet the voters at coun-
try courthouse.
There was rough-looking old noun
,aIpeer in the audience. He looked
over the aspirants on the platform
with critical eye. One Of them had
dome him several favors, and he felt In
dutv bound to vote for him.
mot a very promising lot, are
tbevY he remarked in an audible
whisper to a man three seats away.
"Tbem's only the kind we used to run
for constable when was boy.
Thars my candidate-that yaller-
headed chap, third from this eend. I've
got to vote for him, but I'd give ten
dollars il | hadn't seen him first"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22
A pIsappolntlng Occasion.

How was the lecturer demanded
Mrs sawin. with the lmpatience Of one
who had been denied coveted pleas
ure. as Mr.. sawin stopped 70 remove
his oversboes before entering the sit
ting room. MY colds a sight better
I believe might have gone s well as
not"
Il guess you did well to remain at
home" said her husband, as he seated
himself before the stove. las far forth
as the lecture was-cOucerned- The en-
tertainment opened with a selection By
the band. then prayer by the Congre-
gational minister. then the band again,
then a song by the Methodist minis
ter. accompanied by his wife al the
cabinet organ. and then the lecture;
after that the band once more. and
then the benediction By the Episcopal
minister.
-welI. what about the lecturer
asked Mrs. SawiD. Il can hear min
listers any day
The lecture was on Scotland said
Mr. Sawin. slowly. 4 never felt muci
drawed 10 Scotland. and guess aftel
tonight / shall give up all thought,
OF ever going there. Folks that haven
got any more idea OF the English Ian
guage after all these years need .
missionary. but don't feel any call 4
be one. And as for their houses. Their
wasn't one single good two-stOry fran
building in al the stereOpties that maj
throwed on the sheet. II it hadn'
been for the band. should almos
have felt I'd wasted my 10 cents sd
| mission"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22

~-~~-~->-~-~-~-~~~
lie horse supply Of the world Il
ABOUT eighty million animals. In LII
rope there are forty million. IN North
ana south America twenty-five million.
10 Asia eleven million. fra Australasia
TWO million and In Africa 10000.
Among the curioslties recently pre-
sented to the Maritzbnrg museum In
South Africa IS chain twenty-three
ieet six inches long. carved from the
trunk Of tree by "Knobnose~ natives.
tribe In Zoutspanberg district, Trans
yaaL The chain is continuous. requlr-
ing phenomenal patience and skill IN
carving.
The Chinese are very fond Of duck.
and many dried duck are brought 10
this country from China. These ducks
are more sought after by the Chinese
here than o. domestic ducks. as they
are fed in pond near Pekin and live
on weeds that give them a peculiar
flavor that the Chinese are very fond
OF but which the foreigner does not
seem to appreciate.
The largest diamond in the world
that was recently found is not Of the
crystalline sort used as a gem. II II
were It's value would be fabulous, for
It Is seventeen times larger than the
famous Victoria diamond. the largest
OF modern finds, which was sold for
s1,5OO,OOO. Its value depends upon the
use to which it can be put when broken
up, for 1t is Of the anonymous kind
known technically as a carbon.
Common clear glass, left exposed In
certain desert regions Of the earth
soon changes greatly in appearance
and acquires color, sometimes rose
purple and sometimes amethyst. Thi.
change has been attributed by some
observers TO alkaline soils. Dut Others
maintain that such changes Occul
where there is no alkali, and that i
must be due to the great activity o.
the actinic rays Of the sun where thu
atmosphere is very clear.
The chief Of the Paris Laboratory fl
a popular lecture is reported to hav
said: when a man takes milk 70
breakfast preserved with formie aide
hyde, when he eats at luncheon
slice Of ham kept good by borax. wit
spinach or French beans made gree
with sulphite Of copper. and when b
washes all that down with half
bottle Of wine cleared with an exces
Of plaster Of paris. and that for twent
years, how is it to be expected tina
such a man can have a stomachF"
The London Lancet finds that tn
chestnut is the most digestible nu
and can not only take the place Of III
potato, as in France, where chestnut
boiled and mashed Ike potatoes, max
delicious dish, but in reality they al
more perfect form OF food. Accor'
ing to the Lancet's analysis OF the p
tato and the chestnut. the latter col
tains less water. more proteid. mol
fat and starch, but less mineral matte
than the potato, and is more digestib
than the latter. Like the potato. ais
its nutritive and digestive qualiti'
are greatest when baked or roasted.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22
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SUFFICIENT IDENTIFICATION.
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The necessity Of identlfea,,on &.
OF the concessions the honest portion =,
the community has to make 10 world
IN which fraud and deceit are not nm.
known. Not every one holds the saros
confidence In human nature az the ,o,,
Keeper who, when asked what the
bridge fees were, replied, Two cen,s
Sir, and half-price for ministers - "pn,
now do you know a man Is a mlniste,
just because he says soY' "Oh. air
ministers never Iie." The paying teller
OF certain bank did not see matters
In such Hibernian light: he required
a definite Identification, and the Chi.
cago News tells how he got 1t.
You will have to be Identified he.
fore l can pay you the money on this
check" said the teller.
Amt 1t goodY" asked the man
"Oh, the checks all right. but | dom,
know you. You must get some one
who knows you to come here and tell
me you are the one to whom the check
is made out"
The man left the bank with puzzled
expression on his face. Half an hon,
later he returned.
"The man that gave me that check q
he said, cant come, but he sent this
and says for you to give me the
money"
He held up a large sheet OF paper
On 1t was the pencil outline Of a man,
hand. The chart showed a first fing.,
cut OF below the knuckle and the sec
ond finger missing. Below it was writ
ten, This is the best | can do.
can't come over and the man can.
write, SO can't o. X. his signaturs
The man has an anchor tattooed on hi,
right arm and powder marks on III,
lobe Of his left ear. He smells o.
whisky, and can lick any man in youl
bank with one hand tied behind him.
That the note was written by the sign
er Of the check was evident from tn,
handwriting.
Hold up your hand" said the teller
The man held his hand over the trac
ing on the paper, and it fitted per
fectly.
"Show me the anchor"
The blue-tinted emblem Of hope an
peared. The powder marks were Il
evidence, and the air was burdene,
with the odor of whisky.
Here's your money" said the teller
you needn't try to lick anybody
You're sufficiently identified"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22

Wanst they wuz a mon manned Dor
can or was ut Clancy? Lived clost be
! frind av moline an had FURNACE
thot wuddent git fairly stharted inny
da-av until along toords noight jisht
whin nj wuz tonne Z hank ut up fer tn
no,0ht. since thin Oi've seen a lot o
people thot remoinded me NV thot fur-r-
mace. They sphint most av their loves
doin' nathin' kept [ dimOnsthrate
how big $ fool mon eud me- An
about tn tonne they seemed [ have
Harmed enough Z live they doied. be
hivins,-BaltimOre American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-04-22

Mrs. Naggs-The committee has re-
ouested me TO make a dozen pies for the
charity bazaar.
Naggs-what is the object of the ea-
xaar, my dear?
Mrs. Naggs-To raise additional funds
for the charity hospital.
Naggs-Isn't the hospital already over
crowded?
Mrs. Naggs-Yes, l believe It IS :.
Naggs-Then. for goodness sake don !
make matters worse By donating pies Of
your own make.