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The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
All Glasses Celebrate

then came the blessing of b corner
stone according TO the rites prescr1b-
ej nv the Catholic church. The band
played another piece. and Mayor
Hinkle introduced Father Herbert,
who has labored so faithfully in get
ting up the new hospital Father Her
bert's speech was given to assure the
people that the Sisters Hospital was
as public an institution as anything
can be to be owned and controlled
by one person or organization. He
convinced all that the Sisters will
show no distinction in their work of
mercy, that such a thing as race, col
or, religion, politics, financial condi-
ton or any other phase of human
difference, will be known to them in
their hospital work. Every applicant
for help will be treated alike was the
assurance of Father Herbert, and he
closed the exercises in a fitting man
ner.
The cornerstone, laid a few days
ago., was placed inside h wall in a
names to protect it. The actual lay
ing of III stone was dom quietly
then so as not to hinder the work
men in getting up the walls. A hol
low was cut in the stone. and In this
receptacle was placed a hemeticaliy
sealed copper box containing papers
and articles Of interest. Placed there
in were all the documents connected
with the building; a list of the names
of the mayor and city council. the
population of Roswell. the amounts
subscribed by various citizens toward
the hospital. U. S. coins of all demon
nations from one cen to one dollar,
copies of the Roswell papers an
nouncfng the governors appointment,
the weekly Spanish edition of the
Santa Fe New Mexican with pic
lures OF the present governor Otero
and the governor to be, Mr.. Hager-
man, and pictures of the building
committee of the hospital.
The corner stone is now under sew
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
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Automobiles Arrive in Roswell.

Automobiles Arrive in Roswell.
Charles M. Hedrick and Will z.
McCarroll, automobilists from Ottum-
wa, Ia, arrived In the city last eve
ming, coming from Amarillo OF the
train and shipping their 10-horse-
power Oldsmobile by rail from that
point. They came 1900 miles by au-
to, and gave up the road finally on
account of cold nights. Mr.. McCarroll
is out for his health, and they will
be here all winter. They left home
October 10, travelling only in good
weather.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Rev. George Hinson left this morn
ming for Durango, Colo, and Farm
ington. N. NJ. 1t has not yet been
definitely decided that he will be
assigned to the mission at Farming
ton
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

q A special dispatch from
3 Austin, Texas, says that Judge
9 S. T. Cochran, of Chicago,
8 treasurer and a director of
g the Rock Island Construction
. Company, is in Texas to let
@ the contract for construction
g of the Texas, New Mexico and
g Pacific railroad. He says that
g construction work will be
@ started in about ten days.
g The road will run from Dallas
9 to Roswell, N. M.
@ This the road referred to
g in a recent interview given
g the Record by Judge G.. A.
9 Richardson, president of the
@ Roswell Commercial Club.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Mrs. w. A. Johnson left this morn
ing for her old home in Greenville,
Tex, where she will visit until after
Christmas. She will be joined there
later by Mr.. Johnson.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
When you see lngersOIl think
of books. When you think of
books, see IngersOll. 36tf
Short Hours in Kansas.

Did those Kansas farmers give
you short hours in the wheat fields?"
l asked.
"Oh yes" said the Ann Arbor half
back-"awful short. When we got
through the days work and went to
bed, we met ourselves coming down
to four-o'clock breakfast in the nor
ning.'-Eli Perkins.
Eli will give an address in Roswell
December Is
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Many children inherit constitutions
weak and feeble, others due to child
hood trobles. HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea will positively cure children
and make. them strong. 35 cents, Tea
or Tablets.-Roswell Drug and Jew
elry Co.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
May start a Water Plant.

c. P. Allen, of Denver, Colo, ar
rived last night for the purpose of
looking over the ground with a view
to establishing a water plant here.
He came through the agency of Lee
Reynolds, Isaac Garfield and c. mn.
Chipley of the Roswell Oil Company.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
INTERNATIONAL LIVE
STOCK EXPOSITION.

Chicago H., Dec. 1923, 1905.
Rate of one fare plus $500 for the
round trip will be made for this oc-
casion with tickets on sale Dec. 16
to 10 inclusive and good to leave Chi
cago up to and including Dec. 26, re-
turning.
NJ. D. BURNS, Agent.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

1t makes no difference how long
you have zee sick, if you are troub-
led with Indigestion, constipation, Ii
yer and kidney troubles, HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea will make you
well. 35 cents.-RosweH Drug and
Jewelry Co.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Mrs. Lizzie Van left this morning
for her home in Wellington, Kan,
after spending a couple of weeks
with the family of H. H. Landsaw in
this city.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Miss Maude Tannehill returned
last night from Amarillo and Here
ford, where she has been visiting for
the past five weeks.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

q. T. Martin left his morning fol
a two weeks visit at Kansas Cit.
and his old home, Fulton, Mo.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

This is the last week Of the grab
sale at Park & Morrison's. You'll
have to hurry. 36tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Frank Divers left this morning fol
Campbell and Portales, accompanied
by G. w. Tandy, of Virginia.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Mrs. Lydia Boyle arrived this NOR
ming from Artesia to visit the family
of her father, City Marshal J. J.. Ras-
coe, until after Christmas.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
IN
Ten DAYS
NEW RAILROAD TO ROSWELL TO
BE STARTED SOON.
CONTRACT BEING LET

The Texas, New Mexico and Pacific
Railroad Will Soon Be a Reality,
According to a Special Telegram
From Austin.-OfficiaI FROM Chica-
90 on the Ground.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
MONEY. MoNEY, MoMEY!

That's what I can save you on R.
r. tickets north and east. tAt)
36t3 INGERSOLL'S BOOK STORE
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Park & Morrison's grab sale clos
es Saturday night with a drawing for
a gold watch n diamond ring. 36tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

Percy Hagerman, who has been
here visiting with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. ]. J. Hagerman, and broth
er. H. j. Hagerman, for the past
month, left this morning for his
home in Colorado Springs.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04
INITIATION AND HAoouET
EIks Have a Big Time Saturday Eve
ming When a Number of New
Members are Taken La

The largest meeting since their
organization was held Saturday even.
ing by the local lodge of Elks. Prac-
tically all the members were pres
ent, and a few visitors. w. A. Finley.
T.. o. Fullen, j. T. Bolton and w. U.
.Donnelly, of Carlsbad, and John w.
.Rhea and Charles N. Stansill, of Ros-
well, initiated, and there was
never a better set of candidates.
After the work the lodge repaired
to the new Elite Cafe. where a nice
supper was served. The menu con
sisted of turkey, potato chips, bread
berries, pickles, coffee, peer and CT
gars.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-04

The corner stone is now under sew
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01
Do Not Suppress . Cough.

When you have q cough do not try
TO suppress It, but remove the cause.
The cough is only q symptom OF some
disease, and the disease is what you
should cure. then the cough will stop
Of itself. The most common cause q
coughing is . cold. AnOdynes vii!
promptly suppress the cough, and
Preparations containing chl0rOfOrm,
opium, etc., are used for that purpose,
but they do not q IN the cold.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy on the
other hand does not suppress the
cough, but relieves It BY removing
from the throat and lungs the mucus
which obstructed the breathing, and
aliaying the irritation and tickling II
The throat. 1t also opens the secre'
lions and effectuslly and permanently
cures the cold rs we'll ss the cough
For sale by Lafayette Drug Co.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01
Felt Fortunate.

. There you are. sir!" exclaimed the
barber, as he yanked the towel from
his victims neck after removing his
whiskers. Feel better now, sir?"
Sure" answered the whiskerless
party. "A man naturally feels good at.
ter getting out Of q bad scrape."
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01
Similar But Different.

"A widow" remarked the very
young man, always has words OF
praise for her late husband"
Eyes," rejoined the man with the
absent hair, but it's different with
the sleepy wife when her liege lord
meanders in about 2 q. m"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01
Suspicious

Nrs. A.-So you insist on your hus'
band referring to the girl in his ONCE
- typist?
Mr.. Yes. He is always talking
about buying ribbons for his type
writer and l want to be quite sure
which one he means.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01

Three Wemen and oNe oeersA.
l3!a-Bella told me hat yUa tosd
er that secret ! told you not TO tell
her.
Stella-She's . mean thiag! told
her not 70 tell you I told her.
EAa-Well. I told her ] wouldn't
tell you she told me: % don't tell
Ter I 0d.-The Jester.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01
No Real Joy.

Deacon Jones-In that better land !
fully believe there will be no classes.
Init M Will be on the same level.
Nrs. Mite - Mercy! Don't you
think that would be perfectly disgust
ingf Nobody to look down upon!-
Boston Transcript.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01
The Ideal and the Real.

The Ideal and the Real.
what q change a woman q make
in q mans life?" sighed the very
young man.
fright you are, my boy" rejoined
the scanty haired man who had been
up against the matrimonial game for
many years, land what a lot of change
she requires while doing It."
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01

$50 their engagement ID broken!"
"Yes; they were both too shy to
ret married"
WHAT"
.sWell. you zee, he vas shy of mon
~. and she got shy Of him when she
found Il out"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01

waves saying?
Uneasy escort-I think they are
guying me. judging from the queer
way l feci.-Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele'
graph.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01

what II the secret OF true happi-
ness?'' asked the Ludlow youth.
the secret Of true happiness." re
pliod the Cumminsville sage. rs to
have what you want when you want
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-02-01

the PHYSICIANS say" remarked
youne elowbcy. that kissing Is dan.
geeoue and ml:st go"
well" rcr!ied Miss Swiftleigh.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-14
JOHNNY LET GO.

President Roosevelt on one of his hunt
ing tours in the Adirendacks spent a very
long day in restless pursuit of big game.
BY the time success had finally justified
the chase he made the discovery that he
was a very hungry man. At his urgent
request the guide conducted the party TO
the nearest inn the wilderness afforded.
The journey was not a brief one. and by
the time the modest hostelry was reached
Mr. Roosevelt was still more hungry.
When informed that the only fare OBJ
tainable at the establishment was corned
beef and cabbage. involuntarily he made
use of the expression which has long been
famous:
Delighted"
Amusement was created in the Presi-
dental party when the chief executive.
whose identity had been kept a secret,
was given a seat at the family board. 1t
was increased when huge portions of
cerned beef and cabbage were passed
from the head of the table. where sat the
host The first plate to make its appear
ance was heapcd very high. 1t reached
a small boy and got no farther. The
President sighed to express his envy and
disappointment.
Johnny" exclaimed the host sharply,
tibet bent fer you; thet be fer the
stranger
Much to the amusement of all. the
President seized the rim of the plate on
one side. while Johnny held the other.
There was moment of doubt.
Then the President. softly and with a
twinkle in his eye. but with inexorable
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-14

1T really is unsafe to take sones hat
off IN place lille this went on the
other where the management refuses
to be responsible for hats and umbrellas. :
But what shall wear going out on
the vtreet?" demanded the beseaved one,
- shall take cold.
Put handkerchief around your
head, advised the larger man.
"0f, take a napkin advised the nag
ger; ..it is larger and the loss will be OH
the place and not on any of us.
Butithe old man refused TO take the ad-
vice or the napkin. He called the man
who seemed to be in charge of the room
and related to him his tele of woe. punct-
uating Ii with all the complaints he had
been forced to refrain from voicing to
the three at the table. The manager lis
tened calmly. He was accustomed to
these outbursts.
"tIave you searched thoroughly for the
hat?" he incurred
.tSverywhere. declared the hatless one.
The manager began systematic
search. After perhaps an interval of ten
seconds he swooped down on the floor
with laugh The old mans hat was
under the chair. that he had occupied,
Every one laughed except the owner of
the hat. He flung 1t ON savage,y and
with muttered imprecations strobe out
of the place
And after all our trouble said the
nagger. The, never even thanked us. Such
is the gratitude of mankind.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-14
4 A HAT AND A NAGGER ~

IT. HE old man had the furtively sus-
/ picious look of one who has no faith
i in humanity. His dinner was not at
all TO his fancy and he made remarks
audible to the three men whom chance
had placed at the table with him. One
OF them objected to the language he used
and was not embarrassed in telling him
SO.
"Leok here he said, ''if you have OBJ
jections, tell them TO the management.
They pay man to listen to cranks like
you. We pay for our dinner here and we
dent intend to be disturbed by any hash
eater like yourself"
The old man sputtered with rage and
amazement as the one of the vigorous
opinions returned to his aalad. But he
glanced apprehensively at the breadth of
shoulders that adorned the other and sub
sided from whatever outbreak he had
contemplated. The other two men chuck
led in decided enjoyment of the situation.
He finished his meal hastily,
The mirrors that lined the walls of the
restaurant reflected i eountenance scowl-
Ing with repressed anger as the old man
rose to level with them and turned to
take down his hat from q peg He
Slammed the black derby on his head as
II he desired to nail it down with an iEl-
aeinary hammer. IT was evidently un-
comfortable, for he removed 1t and put
the other side TO the front. This afforded
no relief and the old man took off Che hat
and looked into 1t quizzicaily. With a
srnothered ejaculation he returned it to
the hook from which he had removed IT
and took In its place the hat that had
been reposing- on the next hook II set
on his head ike a postage stamp on a
watermelon.
The three men who had been at the
table with him were laughing openly. The
old man took down third hat. 1t was a
triHe too large for him, but he made up
his mind that he was going to secure
some kind of head covering and woulsl
not be particular about either that or the
manner in which he should secure It. But
the big man at the table was not going
10 allow his hat to be taken from him lii
any such way.
Take off that hat you old eodgsr.
he ordered in stentorian tones that drew
the attention of all the diners in their
direction THAT is nay hat. Put 1t back
where you got it,
The old man oheyed with poor grace.
Where's my hat then?'' he demand
cd Where's my hat?'
How do | known reteFted the big
man. DO you think I sit here to keep
track of your hat?''
But | had hat when came IN mere.
Where is it?'
The man who had advised the old man
to transfer his complaints to the manage
ment entered the conversation again.
Are you quite sure that you had a hat
when veu came IMP he asked sweetly,
as If seeking for informa ton You know
there are some peculiar brain hallucina-
tons Of this kind You may not have
worn a hat all day
II cid wear q hat declared the old
man II had it on when came IN here.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-14
SCIENTIFIC ADMINISTRATION.

ED TAPE has for so long named superuous or popu
tx supposed upeuos details of systematic methods
ocialdom the word itself has become wearine Presi
dent Rooeve newly appointed Committee Department Meth
DDS will have fine opportunity give the term needed rest by
aboishng many irritating delays and formaites which
caused its coinage good be rightly systematic for this both
facilitates transactions and safeguards them from mistake but
sanoered because OF the excess in nonessena which made the
reproachfu term red tape popular and condemnng.
With the work of this committee begin
of advance toward scientific administration lead TO o
system the right way and less of that datory
compensang purpose When people feel assured of the wisdom of
the methods they will be patient with the
of will be of
tees work They beginning that work by putting hun
dred pertinent printed questions each department and also
each bureau and division under them For thing
these ask the duties of bureau division overlap
shared in part by any other bureau
In they do what the for corporation?
That pertinent question, and shows the
this supervising committee methods that will make admna
considered units but for lack of this general supervision they
might be ussy duplicating that already their
toll lose much OF effectiveness because of lack of coordination with
the efforts OF others Another very appropriate question as to
what the division of responsibility between the Secretary the
assistant the chiefs of bureaus divisions
To demand the careful answering of hundred searching
questions these will only strong Individual think
ing among the Chiefs but will stimulate effectiveness
that wonderful communal thinking process of the whole organism,
existence did science call being
the coordination of thought each individual branof the
methods of which only semi-conscious
The Committee Department Methods birth
Presidents observations of faults in administrative system We
tape definite fxation of responsibility and perhaps all
perfectly arranged network of communication be-
all the best administrative brains the nation
Three distinguished lawyers on President on Saturday and
Sunday papers items headed Sharks Oyster Bay
New York Herald
Apparently Equitable equit
able saaiesIn Indianapolis News
Strictly speaking Kttery gets the conference Portsmouth the
honor.-Boston Transcript
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-14
MORE DIVERSITY IN BUSINESS.

THERE was more variety in week than for several
months past and from all sections showed more OF less
The feature of the week of the Government
grain crop report indicating wheat of o8ooooooo bushels
corn crop of bushels crop of 88ooooooo
bushels These with estimated cotton yield OF ABOUT 9oo0'
bales with the usual large hay crop not included IN ue
comprise upon which the expects another OF
prosperity 1t good basis for large crops mean great ahe
for the railroads. the employment of vast numbers OF men, the ready
money large demand for all sorts OF
throughout country the maintenance of credits good coec
and highly remuneatve returns to the farmers Hence the
importance of good crops cannot be overestimated
excited improvement in the volume of business is
pected to follow crops The nfor
nation has been largely discounted for the great financial and cof-
as closely as the government ana the report OF the ater IS P
conrmatoy Of opinions practically formed weeks Still
it good to have this and business will naturally
pand with issuance of the Government figures.
Wall has been building great upon this
ket many Walstreet almost the
highest quotations record will probably be pro-
strong will upon the market any quantity
except at still higher quotations than those ruling especially
the railroads paying increased
dividends and their holders will be disposed let them
pecially with prospects of still higher prices later
There noteworthy expansion the demand for
staple products during the past week especially in the West St
butng ceners report marked increase in the distribution
general merchandise with buyers in full force in the large towns
heavy goods York and Phifa
dpha report food buyers from all of the country Ship
yards shops textile mills and steel works general
featuring plants lumber yards and hardware distributors all
lively dry goods groceries and
clothing brisk and wooden mills many districts
port orders for at least six months ahead
business though the Western boot and shoe obbers have not
placed the customary spring ORDERS owing the difference of
The hide high
the demand for both these products has been feature of trade
months past Halt OF the wool product OF the country has already
sold though has yet all been sorn sellers of
fabrics satisfy all the requirements of buyers Bradsreets
that taking whole the level of values
the highest point reached i'll midsummer for fifteen The
single of wool shows advance of this time
year ago.
The affirm this brilliant trade exhibit. The
cearng of the country last week ahead of
with large gains almost all the large cities the aggregate clear
ngs amounting The failures for the week
against exactly the number last year The railway
ings continue show satisfactory increase 1904.
Thus will be that there marked activity all
of business all the country The only navorable develop
number of bank failures
yellow the Gulf States though conditions of the
latter factor of the pancky of former when
permitted
the disease and much wider These factors therefore
weigh comparison with marked prosperity the
country large pronounced indications of becoming
me Gu
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-14
A PANACEA.

Last fall an Engiishwornan of letters
was sta wing. as the guest of an elderly
lady. at country house In Western Mas
sachusetts. While they ware driving one
afternoon they had the misfortune to
meet the elnnpresent automobile at a
sharp turn in the road The horses, be-
ing spirited, SHE'D. dashing the carriag ge
against d tree and throwing its oecu-
pants out into the road.
The Englishwonlan picked herself up
uninjured, but was Mortified to see her
aged hostess lying on the ground uncon-
scous. Running to a nearby farmhouse,
she knocked for some time before she
finally succeeded in bringing sunbon-
neted woman to the door
"A lady has been hurt-thrown from a
carriage she is lying down there in the
road Can you give me some whisky
for herr" cried the visitor in breathless
anxiety
Well. no. we don't never keep no
whisky said the native-born after
some delberatien. Would the lady like
piece o pie?'-Auguat Lsppincott's
Magazine.