The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-03-09
7HISTLES


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erfl vas a,ll attended
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-, l.'s too far, Lets skate here on The
crick Bat the Ice i.s heap timer ever
Of BsHief's. All right. Come ahead,
Angry Pa,ron--Hello, central! What
did 700 cut ms & n fort Boston Tel,p hon,
Girl Because you used q plural roun a,
the sg6isci Oiss ingulsr verb You are not
ALLOW d TO do that on this libe, cir.
-~ChArles-iour urcle Ia very re.il lou,
man, understand Henry oh, yes, n.
deed He positively hates everybody no
belongs TO any other church than bis own
1T 10 reported that the JspsneEe gov
eminent Is looking for method TO n AXE
Ito people taller. What would happen to
Tho rest q Us II the Jspsnese really got to
be msn's sire.
Doctor Madam, can never cure ) ou
Of this throat trouble II you dom stopts X.
Ing. Lady But, doctor, I'm swiully care
fol y shat say, and never use anything
but the choicest Of language.
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etstsiste for $4,000. Henry-On wb
grGuDc Charleston the ground that on |
10 d ilefent occasions he said TO her, "We
are tA,ipg iiae weather. vi tue &C, ent
on me "we
Ma. Neeilch back from tie honey
moon y ssli2rlsnd do you remember,
dear. Tat lovely gorge up 10 the MOI n
ialrti Mr.. Newrleh--I DO, IL wss the
quar-, II meal ever ate.
Tho Baibsr ALTERING customer and
gang out OF window ~ tell you, sir, ~ e
tnsn WHO SLAVES himself Keeps the br, ad
,od hu.te gu! oisone poor bsrber's moath
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he a,her out Il hi. own
W. NewleetIed - What did you do With
bat 80 gave yiu yesterday; Mrs. New
tetttd- shy, spent part Of It for a rth-
lay pteie1t for you, auu the rest pul In.
. ibis bat, Isu's bt auty for only TWEEN
y niug ninety 1--we, des,
~ nervous passenger on the frst day
q IT, outward voyage iuporiuned the
apt j 10 know what would be the retult
{ ~, eiesmer should strike an iceberg
si,l Il YVES plugging through the fog. The
: 4 YOU'D move Figbt siah., madam,
o. g,t,a 'epii, d, eonrtecusly, iasts II
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''hi 4 Z ally " IiIved
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IL cor. What 10 the trouble, sir queries
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8 III 10 thsr TO III ladit. tfessir
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ttm, II
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wish you'd do your beat 10 sc, my toyi
ccd govern men, 1b. Consrenman--n
hai can your SOP dor Conslituent--Gresi
'eo,i, mar II be could do anything
onldn'i 30 bottoting you. H.
Mr.. q idlss, said the girl with the
lass pin, al1 you etliy herring a college
ohs' NJ, ind ei assur' d the young m,i
: The coses corner Then II you never
card ore We girls will ,ing you one. | dc
OF tay never heard one said ! nevei
ii1ytd hearing one. Ia
During bargair-tlc ru,h In q metro.
oliisn store, ,ays The Nes York Tribub,
small cast boy brushed sgsintt and up.
= costly lamp. i broke itto bits, AM
{ "a. hsltd TO tie managers ofilee. Their 1
iisicned patiently ioa long exposition
tis crime ubtii he heard the final sen
nc Hall 81 Your four dollars will b, a.
I'd back @ch week ,ill tic thirty -eighi
.illsrs, retail price II that lamp, Ia mad,