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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
THE FLIRT

Her eyes are big and frank and brown.
Her cheeks are dimpled and her hair
Is softer than the thistle down
That lightly floats upon the air.
She does not seek. to make me think
That have won her love, and then
BY flirting, cause my heart to sink
TIL she comes back to me again.
She has no priggish ways, she shows
No traces Of false modesty,
And she has not assumed a pose
Intended for impressing me.
She does not try to hide her smile,
When suddenly I chance to turn;
She does not fatter to beguile,
She does not lure that she may spurn.
Yet she imparts to me no thrill
Such as she might II she had pouts
And moods and faults that served to fill
Me with hundred fears and doubts.
She is little lady's doll
An almost perfect work Of art
But beauty charms not, after all,
If back Of 1t there Is no heart.
IS. E. kiser, in Chicago Record Hera
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The Greenpoint section of Brooklyn,
N. Y, started a revival with strange
ceremony. There was monster parade
thru the streets, a feature of which was
the presence Of all the ministers Of that
section 10 the number Of nearly twenty.
accompanied by their congregations, the
pastors of Greenpoint marched to given
point, where services were held This
looks like vindication OF Salvation Army
Methods ~-.. Al .,, r. .-- f..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
Danger in Unnecessary Delay.

To the Editor Of The Journal
In the matter Of pure water supply for
the city Of Minneapolis, it seems to me
that there is danger to the best interests
Of the city in the opposition that is being
raised to the issue of the bonds necessary
to build a proper filter plant.
From the standpoint Of layman. 1t
does appear that the safest and wisest
course to pursue would be to follow the
advice of the expert engineers employed
by this city to investigate the subject and
make recommendations. The question OF
pure water is one that concerns every
man in this city.
To the man who is buying spring water
at the present day at a cost Of from $3.50
to 81 a, family a month, it means almos,
an entire elimination of this item from
household expenses. To the poor mar
who is not able from his earnings to pur.
chase spring water for the use Of his
family, it Is even more important. A case
OF typhoid fever in his family, aside from
the danger Of the loss of life, means tc
him large expense III medical atten.
dance. From the practical, as well as the
sentimental side, there seems great dan.
ger in the obstructive tactics that are
being employed to defeat the issue of the
proper amount Of bonds that we may pro
coed with this very necessary improve.
ment.
I have heard with much interest the
reports of Messrs. Rinker, Cappelen ant
HaZen, and am convinced that they have
given this matter thoro investigation
Mechanical filters may give us pure water
provided they are at all times operated
by men who are experts in their line. bu
! there is always a danger in the absolute
certainty Of any machine to perform al
that is claimed for it.
The government at Washington, as
| am informd, which has had at it's SER
vice the best engineers of the country
has adopted the sand filter. Pittsburg
am informed, Is about to spend sun
of from So, 100000 to s5,000,OO0 in building
| a sand filter. Albany has adopted
a sand filter. Philadelphia is using
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The Royal Bank Of Canada has been
given the contract of disbursing the $751;
100000 borrowed by the Cuban government
to pay the veterans of the army and
claims growing out of the war for free
dom. It begins to look as tho we fought
in vain for Cuba-at least, SO far as the
"perqusites" go. 49," - 8
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The Council Bluffs Nonpareil says that
no man is thoroly honest unless he would
chase a street car to pay the nickel the
conductor failed to collect. Who can
stand this severe test?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The mayoralty contest in Chicago is be-
ing subordinated to the question whether
the Hon. Einky Dink can be reelected to
the council. One of the benefits of sep
arate local elections is that they make op-
portunity for the discussion of the real
questions Of the hour.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

A number of university students whose
strength outcrops in too painful physical
are planning a general hat
melee in the near future. The survivor,
if any, will be the mahatma of the tribe.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
A Bond for Deposits.

TO the Editor Of The Journal.
AS protection to the depositors Of q
bank, would not a state or national law
compelling the president of a bank to
take out surety bond to cover the
total amount of all deposits be a good
and just law? The amount of the bond
could be determined by the amount of the
deposits during the year next preceding
the one to be covered by the bond, and
the same should be paid for out of the
earnings of the bank.
Journal Reader.
Red Lake Falls, Mimi, Feb. %. 1905.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The mayor Of North Beach, on Flush
ing bay, has issued a proclamation to the
effect that the summer season for the
year 1905 would open at North Beach
next Sunday. The bay was frozen over
at the time the prcclama ton was issued.
but little thing like that will not be al
lowed to interfere with the opening of
summer
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Colorado burros are being purchased
by the United States in large numbers
for use in the Philippines. The burro is
known in the state of his nativity as the
Rocky mountain canary" and his song
is likely to lose none Of it's charm in a
strange land,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
MIR. oBERHoFFER's FORCES
They Will Be the Guests Of w. L. Har-
ris Tonight.

. In recognition of the hard work
done in preparation for the inaugural
festival series at the Auditorium, W. L.
Harris will give a dinner tonight in
the supper-room, following the perform.
ance Of "Aida,' for the members of
the Philharmonic club and of the Min
neapolis Symphony orchestra, for their
director, Emil Oberhoffer, and Miss
Chenevert, the accompanist. Two hun
dred guests will be present.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The fine old game Of shiny used to be
played without expense, but golf players
estimate that $50,00O,0OO was spent on
that game in America and Great Britain
last year. Expensive links, buildings and
wonderful regalia ate the money up.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

A letter has been received by the Min
neapolis postmaster asking for informa-
ton about the PETERS. The PETERS used
to infest the senate some. There was old
man PETER, whose whiskers dropped down
to the equator. He was a senator and
had the general talking privilege. There
was also Harry PETER, his secretary. and
Lizzie PETER, assistant secretary. sn'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

With q yearly record Of 100000 cubic
yards of excavating; it is estimated that
the digging of a sea-level, canal with
tide-lock will take ten or twelve years
provided the senate does not interfere.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
THE READERS QUESTION BOX.

(Readers sending serious questions about books
of a technical or purely literary sort, or about
matters pertaining to the book world, to The
Uneasy Chair in care Of The Minneapolis Journal
will be answered here to- the best OF The Chair
ability ana resources.
B. Robert Christy's proverbs and
Phrases, II g. P. Putnam, Sons is an excellent
book Of proverbs.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Perhaps the best thing that could hap
pen to Addicks now would be to be for
gotten. TO be forgiven might be better,
but this does not seem practicable under
all the circumstances.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

We have opened the new Auditorium
now we are ready for spring and a water.
melon.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The st. Paul suspect is said to be weak
ening under the various degrees of sweat
ing; and the red-hot plowshares have not
been used yet. ....''s
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Captain o. Van Essen Of the Russian
navy predicts that within year Kuropat-
kin will have ended the war. It certainly
looks as if he would do it quicker than
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Japan shows a disposition to push the
war to quick finish. The very hills are
crumbling away under the terrific i'm
pact of 11-inch shimose shells. J.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The senate has just two days more in
which to kill bills, but the senate knows
its business.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
iNo.cuLATED

Washington Post.
The rebate microbe is working overtime
in the state legislature. but members Of
congress appear to be immune.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The senators who took a day to eulo-
gize the career of the late Senator Quay
possibly have an abiding sense of duty,
we'll performed. Well, it's performed 81
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The fact that General Nogi has not
stopped to make any report seems to show
that the Russians are playing very close
to a crisis. ..a s.=l %.s5''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

So much that is vicious is going on in
the world this year that "the war cloud
in the Balkans has no particular excuse
for gathering.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

but a good many Of us are suffering from
smokestroke.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Seeding is to begin very shortly now,
provided the United States senate does
not interpose discretionary tactics
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
A METAPHYSICAL ARGUMENT
Kansas City Times.

A little boy in Paola was told the other
day that God had sent him a new little
sister. For a moment he seemed in deep
study. Then ne asked, Where has she
been?" ''She has been nowhere replied
his big sister God Just brought her"
But, SIS came from the boy, ''she must
have wasn't before she was, didn't she?'-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

States Attorney Hatch of Sangamon
county is going to lay the Illinois legisla-
ture before the grand jury. q.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
THE PUZZLE OF LIFE

Boston Christian Register.
The head Of a theological school once
said: I've seen SO many fools succeed
and 50 many geniuses come to nothing
that have ceased to prophesy.'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

One of Watkins outfelders Is said to be
a Christian scientist. Here is hoping
there will be no errors in that field.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Certain persons of the baser sort who
have seen robins are now under suspicion
in this community. ~>55t
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
The Music Hall,

| To the Editor of The Journal.
I do not like the name Auditorium.
Why not call it the Minneapolis Music
| hall? e. W. w.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
At SALUTE.

liz ~ SALUTE.
The king stands by and bares his head
Why is it so? g.
was clod Che would have said)
An hour ago.
An hour ago, ere I was dead,
I would have barred,
And he, the king, with needless tread
Onward had Jared
And now, this change-what made it, say
What stopped him on his jocund way?
Is 1t because has come to me
Deaths strange and sudden dignity?
Is this the reason he Is mute
And stands before me at salute?
Susie M Best in the March Century.
CRAFTY Critics hav.
questioned the historic authenticity of Iry-
Ing Bachelors representation of the EN-
peror Augustus in his recent novel, ever
gll1us." On the other hand, Professor
Harry Thurston Peck Of Columbia uni
versity, indorses Mr.. Bachelors PORTRAYAL
OF this crafty, brave, cowardly and alto.
gether paradoxical emperor Professor
Peck writes: "Mr. Bachelors conception
or the character Isl true one, supported
at all points by the curious evidence that
has come down, in the, pages of Tacitus
suetonius and Dion Cassius, the three
JACK LONDON TO TAKE TO THE
LECTURE -PLATFoRM.-Whe a mar
gets to doing one thing that seems tt
make a hit he@is an exception if he
does not try something else Jack Lon
don Is not an exception of that sort. n,
has made hit as a novelist, and now h,
1s going to try lecturing, or, rather, THU
fall, he Is going to try it..
HOW TO HANDLE FREIGHT-R. c
Richards has delivered an address on tn
fine art Of handling freight, before tn
agents and employees of the Chicago &
North Western railroad at several point
along the company's line. This address ha
4 been made into book. 1t makes a di
! rect appeal to The Uneasy Chair, as
4 good many books are pure freight.
Il R. G. Richards Chicago & Northwest ss-
i Al tern Railroad, Chicago.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

March 1s IS authoritatively announced by the
century company as the date Of issue Of Andrew
u. Whites displomatic autobiography.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
STATE PRESS AND LEGlsLATuRE

g. Slayton Gazette-It is time that state
and national legislation adjusted matters
as far as rates can be adjusted. It looks
as tho it would be pretty tough on legis-
lators to enact very stringent antirail-
road measures with their pockets filed
with railroad passes. r,s
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Adrian Guardian-Weakk need legisla-
tors who are afraid to extend the primary
law to include state officers will hear
from their; constituents later, Politicians
are doing most Of the talking, but the
people expect their representatives to do
the obviously right thing.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

A Lincoln, Neb., man has applied for a
divorce, pleading that he was In trance
when he was married. Why doesn't he
stay In his trance?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
Eover Chat.

THE Tenderfoot," with Richard Carrie
IN the name part. will be seen at the
metropolitan on Sunday evening, fresh
rom , It's successful runs in New York and
chicago. The now famous Texas comic
opera has had an unbrohen career ~
nearly two years.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
PARLIAMENT AND POKER

New York Herald
One king can open parliament over
there; here 1t takes two TO open jackpot.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Three more performances will be given
OF the English melodrama, 1.-THE black
rag by the Ferris Stock company at
the I1yceum theater. Next week the great
Sherlock Holmes detective, "The Sign of
the Four will be given
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
MASCULINE INCONSISTENCY
Dallas News

Some men, who take the fdgits at the
prospect of an hour in a church pew, can
sit all night on a nail key at card
game.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Inc Fatal Wedding" will be the at
traction at the Bijou next week. Fron, tbe
rise OF the curtain until the end the az
dlence Is kept in a state of expectancy
The company Is said to be an liv
good one.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

:Ihe Lighthouse by the Sea-" the SEN
sational melodrama now at the Biiou, r.
replete with thrilling climaxes and 'sensa =
tional episodes.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Tomorrow at this time the Hon. Charles
Warren Fairbanks will be no more
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The rough andready comedy in the
Carter and Waters sketch, "The visa
mr.. Conn" which opens the program at
the Orpheum this week, leaves the an
dlence In excellent humor for the other
numbers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Lake Wilson Pilot-The farmer legisla-
tors at the state capitol are preparing a
OIL, winch, II 1t becomes law, will give
the farmers binding twine at actual cost.
Why Irvine; why not plows. harrows
buggies, clothes, lumber, ETC., and last
but not least, printing presses and type
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
THE MAGAZINES

Butter and Bacon as Enemies of the
White Plague.-Dr. A. N. Bell Of Brook
lyn, N. Y, in a paper in the interesting
Popular Science Monthly for March says:
In the whole course Of my professional obser-
walton, now covering period of more than sixty
years. have never known a family or an indi-
vidual that was brought up liberal supply of
butter and bacon who became tuberculous More
over, such food fortifes the system against other
stamina - :
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

1ELEPH0NE-Journal has private switchboard
Tor both lines. Call No. either line and
call for department you wish to speak to.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The coal bin and the ice box came very
near getting their wires crossed today.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

L0NDoN-Journal on file at American Express
office, Waterloo place, and U. s. Express
Office. 90 Strand.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

1ARIs-Journal on file at Eagle bureau So Rue
Cambon.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03
FRI day Evening,

ties of this new century that the period
OF the political degradation Of the
South American continent may have
ended thruout its length and breadth.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

EAST SIDE oFFICE-Central avenue and Sec
ond street. Telephone, Main No. 8.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

The professional performers at thu
Unique theater tonight give wav to tho
amateurs, and the programs at both
shows will be made up by volunteer en-
tertainers, it is expected, with the az
ception Of Cay, the handcuff king.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Surgery 1000 Years Ago.--A very inter-
esting note in the February number Of
Records OF the Past relates to the finding
OF some very ancient surgical Instruments
The note reads: .,-' :,
A number Of surgical instruments found in a
tomp near the wall of Piraeus and dating from
about the first century A. D., were exhibited
bv M. Smyrniotis in Athens. Many of these
instruments are very similar to those now in use
and NJ. smyrniotis thinks that they show evil
dence OF an eminent surgeon Of whom we have
no knowledge who lived there about 1000 years
ago. sE
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

0ENMARK-Journal on file at U. 8. Legation.
sT. PAUL orF1cE-42o Endicott building. Tels-
phone. N. W., Main 23O.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

"The Private Home the Public Hope,n-
There is the home culture club creed of
George w. Cable, as set forth in The
6ooklovers' Magazine for March. by Ly-
man F. Powell. The creed is good one,
and as applied by Mr.. Cable in the home
culture club, might exercise a wide in
huence for good. What Mr.. Cable has
done In his home town. Northampton,
Mass, is seen from the following nara.
graph: -. =.
In the autumn of 1887 he brought few choice
friends together and submitted for discussion a
scheme embodying his ideas. He suggested the
organization Of home culture club in every
home that would consent, the club to consist
Of the members Of the family and Of such neigh.
bors as would come to a weekly meeting in one
home or another, to read and talk together. From
discussion he went on to action; and he had the
pleasure during the first year or two Of seeing
twenty clubs in successful opera ton in his home
town Of NOrthamnfOn - ts@ -. ~ :
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

Little Falls Herald-The trouble with
some of the primary bills proposed in
the legislature is that their trainers are
trying to cater to the desire of the peonIe
for an extension Of the primary system.
and at the same time preserve as much
as possible opportunities for manipula-
tors. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

All papers are continued until an explicit order
u received for discontnuance and until all ar
rearages paid. E.-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

CHICAGO OFFICE, Tribune building.
W. Y. PERRY, Manager.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

HEW YORK OFFICE, Tribune building.
D. A. CARROLL, Manager.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-03

OFFICE-Minneapolis Minn,
Journal building, 47-49 Fourth street 8. ra.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-01-14
No supriman la Tos.

Cuanto tengan tos no hagan fuerza
suprimirla, pero remuevan la causa.
La tos es solamente un sfntoma de al
guna enfermedad, y la enfermedad es
la que deben curar, y entonces la tos
Sc parara sola. La causa mas comun
de loser es un resfriado. Anuncia
prontamente suprimir la tos, y pre-
%paraciones que Gentlemen cloroformo,
6pio, ect., son usados para csc fin,
pero no curan ell resfriado El Rene.
dio de Chamberlain para la tos no su.
prime la tos, pero la retira removiendo
de la garganta y de los pulmones el
mocus que obstruye la respiration y
para la irritacion y molestas en- la gar
ganta. Tambien abre las secreciones
y efectiva y permanente cura ell res
friado como tambien la tos. De venta
en- todas las Boticas.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-01-14
ATENCION SUsCRITORES.

De ahora en- adelante no Sc dara ca.
vida en- este semanario a ningunas no
ticias de casamiento, defuncion 8 resO.
luciones de condolencia a no ser que
aquellos que las manden queden suje-
tos a pagan 10 que s. les cobre por las
mismas. ST tales noticias hacen una
columna complete Sc cobraran dos Pc
SOS y Sc madaran diez ndmeros del pa
pei que contenga la noticia, y 81 hacen
media columna, Sc cobrara un peso v
Sc mandarin cinco ndmeros del papel
que contenga la noticia. Proveido
ademas, que 81 las noticias hacen mas
que una columna ell pago sera mas.
Hacemos este debido al POGO espacio
que tenemos, y para dar cabida a tales
noticias tenemos que dejar algunas de
nuestras noticias importantes fuera.
Toda communication debera dirigirse &
la New Mexican Printing Company,
Santa Fe, N. M.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-01-14
Una Horrible Tragedia

Sc aparece diariamente, en- millares de
hogares, como la muerte reclama en-
cada uno, otra vfctima del .Tfsis 6 pull
monfa. Pero cuano las Toses v los
Resfriados son propiamente tratados,
la tragedia Sc evita. f. G. Huntley,
de Oklandon, Ind, escribe: "Mi es.
posa tenia tfsis, y tres doctores decla.
raron que no tenia cura. Finalmente
tom6 ell Nuevo Descubrimiento del DR..
King para Tfsis, Toses y Resfriados,
cual la euro, y hoy esta buena y
fuerte." Destruye los microbes de
de tedas las intermediates. Una d6sis
alivia. Garantizado a 50cts y 81 90 en- la
Botica de Fischer y Cha. Botellas de
mueStra gratis.