Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1905-12-08

BY LIE Z. VERNON
individual Opinion.)

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Will Olympia lose its newspaper
King?
A tree that loggers have no use fo
-Hat-tree.
A mans good intentions seldom adt
to his income.
1t takes more than white tie t.
cover black heart.
Walking delegates usually ride a
the expense of others.
A Seattle firm makes a practice o.
hiring out wedding dresses.
Over.exercise is running homes, un-
der-exercise is running digestions.
Why is 1t that women in the high
est society wear the lowest gowns?
Funny man will say he's an the
hog-train, when it's a train OF logs.
"Vine & Grape" is the name of @
firm handling fruits in Los Angeles.
His deep. bass voice went pealing through
| The apartments Of the flat
| We start In thirty minutes. dear,
| Begin to put on your hat
| w. A. Coffin is a dealer in oysters al
Seattle. He should be in the under.
taking business.
Too much drygoods for the women
too much wet goods for the man, is
the cause Of many divorces.
The Olympian makes as many
changes in its editorial department,
apparently, as the chameleon.
There is q thin, emaciated- looking
woman in Olympia who is working
herself to death following fads.
When people say a man is just in
his prime, they only intend to be con-
siderate to some old mans feelings.
don't want to 60 to heaven till my
time comes, and don't want to inter.
fere with Nature by forcing the season
The world wants nothing so much
as sunny. cheerful people. Thousands
are far moro hungrier for love than
for bread.
The word "negro" to some people
with brain Of millet-seed size, is like
waving red cloth before the eyes oi
an angry bull.
National honor is getting to cost sc
much in blood and treasure that only
the very richest countries can have
much of it any more.
It's true that call the worlds &
STAGE and most of the men and wo'
men on it are doing 10-cent vaudeville
stunts without knowing it.
II the world judged man by what
he starts instead of that which he
finishes, every page in the city direc
tory would be full Of great men.
A man who can not distinguish be.
tween deer and his companion should
never be allowed to join a hunting
party, much less tote gun around.
Card gambling is as q church.gam.
compared with the gambling of public
money. in public places, by public
men, as is shown up in Eastern cities
A woman can't sharpen pencil, I'll. true.
| But proudly she holds up her head,
| When she notes what . man, clumsy creature
| will do
When you give him needle to thread.
No pupil who chews tobacco is al
lowed to attend the Emporia, Kansas
public schools, but the chewing
girls have yet an unrestricted swing o
jaw.
About the smartest girl in Olympi'
doesn't attract any more attention
than . drunken swamper" or "hook
tender" She is . mothers girl, tina
explains it.
If the editorials in the Wenatche'
Republic were as fine in logic and rea
son as the paper used in its publica
ton, it would shine like diamond il
the catacombs.
Don't slap . man on the back
punch him in the ribs when you wisl
to emphasize what you are saying
We will run around block any time
to escape these bores.
The reason young woman IN East
ern Washington resigned her position
a. secretary OF the literary society wa
this. She was 90 busy taking note
that she couldn't hear the gossip.
~ No power on earth can prevent {
jackass from braying. and no power OF
earth can prevent some women from
slandering their neighbors, and ther
is not few of this class in Olympia.
You have read q great deal abou
women being unable to keep . secret
That, like q great many other concep
tions of women, is wrong. A woman
can keep secret just as we'll as a man
Success in life is often lost,
BY men who cannot lay
| Aside the fear of laughter from
| The world, and day by day
Work out their own plans, caring not
| What other people say.
An Olympia man got awfully nike
in his excuses recently. He told hi
wife that he had been up all nigh
with the baby, and his employer tha
he was detained in the store on busl
ness.
, There are strains in Rock OF Ages
which will make any one cry to g
home to mother, but the other nigh
on Eastside we heard q girl play an
sing it in such manner that We sal
"d-n it."
Uchida Sal wants to find first husban
(probably in Los Angeles). second hus
band, II. Lagawa. Uchida Sal, Cosum
House, Seattle, Wash.-P.-I.
Ifyousee Uchida Sails firsthusban
runningaround, informhimof theabov
ad. andtellhim towrite soonto Sal.
Fifty years from now, the presen
generation OF people will be dead an
, forgotten, and yet great many seer
to think and act just as if the worl
will remember them forever. Th
, majority OF dead people are very 500
forgotten.