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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-04-21

The best you can do,
Schilling's Best, The best
you can do, Schilling's Best.
Your xrocsr return. your none, u you dsat iil.sh
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-04-21

81 had Inaamatery Rheuihnstlsm. but am
we'll now, thanks DR.. David Kennedys Favorite
sdy It's my best friend" Lansing Troy N. Y.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-04-21

woman can be handsome who has I'm.
puritles In the blood, for it will show in
pilmples, boils, and eruptions, In the dark
circles under the eyes and in the sallow
complexion. After taking "Golden Med
lcal Discovery" you are bound to have
pink cheeks and fresh complexion.
The muscles get the good, rich, red blood,
that puts on strength. 1t Is a flesh
builder, but not fat builder
AS an example Of the good results thus
obtained, note the following letter:
"In the year 1899, had an attack OF
Indigestion and got so bad that my home
doctor said he could not do me any Rood.P
writes Mr.. G.. Trent, OF Gordonville.
Texas. 81 wrote to you and you advised
Discovery, so l bought six bottles, and
when l commenced using IL l was SO
weak could hardly walk about the house.
BY the time | had used one bottle nv
stomach and bowels commenced TO heal.
There were strips OF the lining of my
bowels as large, as mans two fingers
passed and had great deal of misery
In my stomach and bowels, and also in
the rectum especially. i could not eat
anything. without having much distress
afterward, but by the time had taken
eight bottles OF the Golden Medical Dis
covery was sound and we'll, and could
eat anythingI pleased without suffering
III !no iedSb. OOulu also 10 as much
work In day as / ever could. / have
not suffered from the trouble since"
DIR. PierCe'S IS $780, temper q $a |:
ter OF good
health, and good health is largely mat
ter OF healthy activity OF the bowels. DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure constipa-
tion. They are safe. sure and speedy.
and once taken do not have to be taken
always. One little pellet" is a gentle
laxative, and two mild
cathartlc. They never D0IIofc
grippe. BY all druggists. L CI1CISs
The selfish seller who urges some sub
stitute is thinking OF the larger profit
he'll make and not of your best good.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-04-21
USE THE FAMOUS
The eishop's Timely Text.

Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz. package
cents. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind
The Washington times., 1905-07-19
Hose Supporters.

Pin-on" Hose Support
ers; made OF good quality
frilled elastic; with safety
pin tops and patent loop
and button fasteners.
Worth l5c and 19c NT
pair. =
THU RSDAY........
The Washington times., 1905-07-19
Boys Blouses.

80 dozen boys Shirt
Waist Blouses, IN Eton,
Fauntleroy, coliarless,
and collar attached styles.
In all sorts of washable
materials. including ma
dras, chambray, and In
dia linon. Sizes 2Ia to s
years. The famous Ca
deJ make-sOId
regularly at soc - r.
ard zoe.
TIL URSDAY. AZ -
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
FIVE MINUTES.
Under Some circumstances Ii seems
n Vcry long Time.

Under Some circumstances IL seems
n Vcry long Time.
In a murder trial before western
court the prisoner was able TO account
for the whole Of his time except tive
minutes Oh usa eve@ng when tile crime
was committed. His counsel argued
that il was impossible for him 10 have
killed the man enaer the circumstances
in 50 bSief period. AMI on that plea
largely based his defense. the other
testimony icing strongly against his
client.
When the prosecuting attorney re.
piled, he said. 'IIow long time really
Is five nlinutes2 Let us see. VIII his
honor command absolute silence in the
courtroom for that spaces'
The judge graciousiy complied. There
was a clock on. the wall Every eye in
the courtroom was fixed upon it as the
pendulum licked of the seconds. There
was breathless Silence.
We all know how time which Is
waited for ereeps ami halts and at last
does not seem TO move at all.
The keen witted counsel waited until
the tired audience gave a sigh OF relief
at the close OF the period. and then
aslSed quietly:
"Conld be moi have struck one fatai
blow Ia an that tinef''
The prisoner was found guilty. and
as it was proved afterward. justly.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
THO r,nsI Of tic M-nrIa.

I'hat the earth will eventually dry up
ana MI living things viii din of thirst
ii the theory of 4 scientific writer. He
says that III both Africa and Asia, and
indeed ia All the great levels Of the
world, the water beds are drying up.
Many lakes well known during the his
toricaI period have entirely llisspnear-
ed. while others are shrinking rapidly.
Explorations in central Asia have
proved that FOR centuries 4 g9ile stretch
ing from the east TO the southeast Of
This part Of tic ears dominion has
heen drying up. Deserts are gradually
spreading. and. reports show that Il is
only in thc neighhathood of mountains,
round whose hrows yspors condcnse
ami fail. that irrigation can Ne carried
on or life itself can be preserved
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
BITS FROM THE WRITERS.

There Is nothing In life worth max
ing d secret of--except ones income.
Seton AIerriman.
Civilization means universal civility,
and to be civil to everybody argues a
great power of telling lies. Eden rhill
potts.
How exquisite in life il the art Of not
seeing many things and OF forgetting
many that have been seen! james
Lane Allen
/ 'Hruisnls, whether they lie IN the
depths of thought or on the surface,
ARE at any rate LIMA reserls of expert.
| cnce George Meredith
Havearsn mover chs7 f'l1t, II Fau
conscientious i.ssgee - s0.lr
| it somehow manages 70 get done @i.ti
| out yont-Ilenry I-agianG.
| Relations, as somebody said, are dis
agreeable acquaintances inflicted upon
Us by Providence. But it is no use
losing ones temper about what they
say. Ii only pleases them Richard
1 Bag0f
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
INST what he Meant.

An American III London once attend
ed dinner where Henry Arthur Jones
told n story about Beerbohm Tree,
"Mr. Tree" said the playwright met
friend Of his one afternoon in Regent
street.
"The two stood and conversed little
while, ana then Mr.. Tree said;
"IEayc you been down to sec me act
lately, my boyT
No; too poor said the other.
"'Too poor, Mr.. Tree exclaimed.
why, you spend enough on wine and
cigars
but the other, ncttled. interrupted.
81 don't mean I'm too poor. I mean
you're too Door he said
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

Who sets the fashions? Sometimes
an original idea emanates from hum
bic worliwoman, and after fusion in
The brain and improvements and suS-
gastions given by the great autacrat It
emerges. Miperva-like. IN full panoply,
complete and victorious. Numbers az
dlligent seekers, horde of assistants.
yolummous notes, sketches, ideas, are
pressed into the service. Artists lend
their willing services, while the sarto.
rial adept combines. exaggerates, al
tiers old modes. culling. like the bee.
flowers Of fancy here and there until
the bright vision Of beauty IS realized
and the forthcoming styles are decided
on-Iondon Graphic.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
Ap ADinaI Story For
Little Folks
Judge Crocodile

There was a dispute between wild.
eat and a Young tiger as 70 who should
smoke a cigar they found one day. and
ii was decided - leave tie question TO
the crocodile.
You both want this cigar?" said the
crocodile.
YES, they replied together.
Il claim It because | have been "A
very good little fellow" said the tiger.
And / claim It because | am bad
fellow TO trihe with in matter of this
kind" said the wildcat,
VERY well" said the crocodile. Il
viii try the cigar. and if ii is a good
one will give 1t 10 the tiger, and if II
is n bad one / will give it to the wild
cat
Then he struck n match and lii the
cigar and pufted away right merrlly,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
OLD TIME DENTISTRY.
4ueer Instruments In Harvard Dem
tai schools Collection.


tai schools Collection.
Like many other Of the new pro-
fessions, dentistry Is very Old one.
It is known that 400 years before the
beginning Of the Christian era Egyp-
fian dentists filled teeth with gold. but
no trace Of their methods of doing their
work has ever been found. Aeseula-
Plus, the patron Of physicians. was the
first famous dentist in Roman history,
aud the old Romans used a toothpiek
very much like the little wooden one
that is made today. The Arahians
ages ago produced dentifriee. but it
soon seemed TO be very generally used.
The story of dentistry IS told IN the
instruments 1t has employed. As they
ara known today they had their be-
ginning In the sixteenth century. but
their evolution has been slow In the
Harvard Dental school in Boston there
Is a collection OF instruments used by
dentists IN the first half of the last cen
fury. One of the formidable tools IL
includes Is what was called a key.
doubtless from It's peculiar shape,
which was used for extracting teeth.
the process being to slowly and pain
fully twist and pry the offending molar
out OF its place. In order that no mis-
take should be made the dentist began
operations by hammerlng and prod
ding one tooth after another with a
sort OF bludgeon until he had satisfied
himself-not 10 mention the tortured
patient that be had found the most
sensitive one and therefore the most
likely candidate for extraction.
The grandfathers Of the delicate steel
tools that lie Ia rows on the modern
dentists table were small in number.
but large In awfulness There are In
the Harvard collection chisels and NAL
lets, rude forceps for removing The
teeth. miniature crowbars used TO re-
pair cavities for filing. files for sharp-
euing the cutting and grinding sur
faces of teeth and one particularly
horT.id instrument, known MS The pei
lean. with which teeth were lifted
How rapidly and recently dentistry
| has become one OF the important
sciences appears in the fact that In
the middle Of the last century black
smiths We're doing their hest-or worst
10 relieve the victims of the tooth
ache while today institutions ike the
Harvard Dental school attract STU
dents from all over the wo.ia Be-
sides. while 1t was sure torture to 80
TO The dentist in the so called .gool
old days. such visit now Is com
parativeiy comfortable, so far has the
profession gone in the direction Of per
forming its operations without cans
ing pain.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
TIE DOCTOR n D.
lie n Nc; Deceived ~ tstc story tbs
Paticss uass.s igim.

He ii Nrt Deceived ~ tsfc Story ffis
Patic@s uants isim.
It was late, The dact9rs psenss han
either passed away % were mcining,
md he was sitting with a number et
bis aequaintanccs in a corner of the
club room.
ITS a strenuous ire We laad,
droned Lie nHTn of metlfciua, wit.i the
grim sida tittnea uHpcrmoat as rula.
but now ana tflen we get ltngit o1t
Of tia laugh with tic lta On, oi
course; we can't afford to show we'ye
amused. often wonder" he went oa
genialiy, 'wliy some OF you chaps eyer
send for a physician. You don't tell
him the truth once in twenty times.
You're In a bad way and you're sorry.
and to hear you talk Id think your
mouths were cold storage boxes for
butter You suspect that lobster or o
rich sauce you Gte day before yester
day Is at the bottom Of the trouble.
Yon know what's curled you up, ami
you're frightened out Of years
growth for fear Ill learn.
Accordingly. Instead Of taking me
Into your confidence, you tell me m
impossible story. And if cross ex-
/ anime you closely and hedge yen Ii
I you'll reluctantly admit that you've
+ been somewhat indiscreet. You smoked
four cigars Thursday and took six
drinks. Doesn't 1t ever occur to you
/ that know by your fiutters that YOU
smoked from breakfast to bed and
took sixteen drinks and SIX more for
+ good measure?
IF We're to believe Won and dose
4 you for your ailments as you describe
them you'd never get well. Now and
then have to give you strychniile and
nitroglycerln to restore the action Of
. the heart, and to listen to you might
conclude that you'd had too much pinb
Ice at chlaron's party
"As limited, we doctors get some
I fun out Of II, but what do You do y
for? We were not always doctors, W.
haven't always taken the best care o
ourselves, and we're not foola."-
; Providence Journal
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

a vessel containing certain white
powder is placed upon the table, when
the operator advances, waving his
wand ard uttering some magic words
coined by himself. when. 10, Of a sud
den the room is lighted up with a bill
liant light, so efrulgent that 1t dims The
eyes of the spectators. The secret IS
this: The powder is composed Of equal
weights Of loaf sugar and ehlorate OF
potash, separately reduced to fine pow
der and then well mixed together. This
ii placed ii 4 cup, and when the pow
der ~ touched with the least drop Of
sulphuric acid II will instantly burst
into a fame The end Of the glass rod
should be dipped hi the acid immediate
y before use
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
HE ruFrrD AWAY Rraur urRa ll.r

Gradually the cigar Was consumed
willie the two animals waited lmna-
ticntiy FOR tile verdict When the cigar
became 50 short that II nearly burned
the erocodile's mouth he said;
My friends. It Is impossible for me
TO tell whether this is a good cigar or
bad cigar, and, as there Is nothing
left Of it now. your DISPUTE may rs
well be forgotten. Ir the meantime il
you find any more cigars, let me knox,
and | win smoke them FIR vaa. And
with q merry laugh hc plunged intc
the river and swan away. st. Louis
Post Dispatch
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
MncaIahan'a E:n;grn,ns.

When Marshal MacMohon in the
Crimean campaign took the Malakoff
by storm and wrote his celebrated dis
patch. "J'y suls, jy reste" CfIerc
am; here I stay') These words made
him famous all over the world. Yet
his friends said that the worthy soldier
had written them in the most matter
Of fact manner, with no thought Of
phrase making The most surprised
person over the success Of this cpl
gram was MacAIahou himself.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
cramp IN The legs.

People who are subject to cramp In
the legs should always be provided
With good strong piece OF cord, cspe-
cially IN their bedrooms When tue
cramp comes Oh take the cord, wind 1t
round the leg over the place where II
Is ciwmped, take an end In each hand
and give II a sharp pull one TINT will
hurt a little. and the cran1p win cease
Instantly. People much subject to
cramp in bed have found great relief
from wearing on each leg q garter Of
wide tape which has several thin slices
Of cork stitched on 10 II.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
FEATHERED GLUTTONS.
some Very Greedy Dirds That Are
Tremendous Feeders.

lTCfDtHNOut EteuNEN.
Despite the fact that "the appetite
of bird" has become common phrase
for light eating, Investigations show
that birds are tremendous feeders. The
diet Of The average kestrel Ga small Eu
ropcan hawk IS calculated al 1000
mice month, to say nothing Of INSECTS
and worms. The barn owl Is as vora-
cious as the lSestrcl An investigator,
after caging ono Of these birds. gave Vt
seven mice one after the other The
first six immediately disappeared. each
with gobble and gulp, ard The awl
did It's very best 70 treat the seventh
In like mnnncr Limitations OF nb
dominnl capacity, however. prevented.
and though the gobble came OFF Tue
gulp did not, 80 that for twenty min,
utcs or so the tail of the seventh mouse
danglcl from the corner Of the BIRDS
beak. But In due course 1t swallowed
the body, aud three hours later The
pnngs Of hunger reassertcd themselves
and the owl ate four more mice.
Four pounds would be 4 heavy weight
for heron. let one OF those birds,
which was trapped IN England, dis
gorged two recently swallowed trout
one OF which weighed two pounds ana
the otliar one ond half ponds An
her 2alssgsI Y. III ]. cen!l11sa..i & pul
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

"Yondor," said the party OF the first
part. rs the house In which was born.
We lived on the first floor. McDooth
Harrington, the great tragedian, occu-
pied the ii2pcr apartments. lie was
not olFy 4 famous actor, but a singu-
larly fortunate man.
Then responded the party Of the
second part, you We're born under =
lucky star, ehT'
n. ID The management hegs 70 state
that II considers this one Of The most
deliberately worked out jokes we have
produced this season. Louisville Cou.
rier-Journa.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

away three trout averaging three quar-
ters of n pound apiece. although it was
only four months old, and another had
dined upon seven small trout. together
with mouse and thrush.
Among the greedlest birds are wood
pigeons, which will continue to gulp
down food until their crops are almost
at the bursting point. From one or
thcsc birds, shot as It was returning
from a raid in The fields. no fewer than
500 grains Of wheat were taken. An
other Ind conrlyed to cram down no
fewer than Gao peas. A third was en-
deavoring TO sustain nature with lsl
beech nuts and fourth with sixty
acornS.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
won,nn.s Presence.

What consoler is woman. No pres
cncc but hers can win man from his
sorrow. The soldier becomes q light
some boy at her feet; the anxious
statesman smiles himself back to the
free hearted youth beside her and the
still ana shaded countennnce Of care
brightens beneath her influence. as the
closed flower blooms in the sunshine
american Queen.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
THE HOTEL CHILD.
Dangers That Reset she LuckIess on.
spring OF Restless Parents.

DGr gers tnlt fEtNEA ne LucklesA DHa
spring of Restless Parents.
Ii Is not The material aids to ex-
istonce which are the bane Of the hotel
child: T. is The mental snd spiritual at
tiuade accompanying This life which
is 10 b deprecated Il dasroys a
democratic glisit through emphasizing
the difIereuce between tile servant and
the served, 1t exaggcrates the power
of money, fosters a spirit Of depend
ence and units the pamperel ladiYid-
uai for any other kind Of life. AMI
worst Of all. in child 50 brought up
there esn be no understanding or love
of home. There may be some future
for the child who knows nothing OF
art. some function for he ore TO whom
literature makes no appeal and who Ia
not sensitive to music. but there is DO
place in the state for the man who has
neither initiative, self reliance. patriot
ism nor love of home. He Is a social
menace, a disease. The community is
better OF without this satellite of tie
manager, parasite of the hell boy AMI
source OF supply for the waiter
II there is one child in orr communi-
ty who is superfinons it is the hotel
child. AS places for temporary occu-
patton by homeless and ehildless adults
hotels are to he tolerated. bEt rs resi-
dences for children they are without
the possibility OF excuse.-AIlss Martha
S. Bensley in Evcrybody's Magazine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
A 0nnint InscrIntion

An Old churchyarl near london IS
famous for the inscriptions on It's tomb
stones, There is one on the memorial
Of Susannah Barford, died iG52 act 10
years and l3 weeks. The concluding
lines beneath the skull and crossbones
on her monument are:
Her stage was short, her thread was
quickly rpunn.
nrawne out and cult, got heaven, her
workc was done
This world to her was but TRACED play.
Shee came and saw'ts dislilst and passed
away
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
rnrinr fl,c WAY.

"Has Harold asked your father 70
give bis consent3"
AIIc told father last night that he had
made 5000 iii 4 real estate deal, 50 l
suppose he's asking him on the Install
ment plan. - Milwaukee Journal.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
rnsurnnce nna Assurnnce.

ia" asked Tommy, whats the diff
ference between assurance and insur-
ance?p
"Well, my son, one f. what the agent
has, and the other ~ what he persists IN
trying TO sell you Catholic Standard
and Times.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

The trouble II that we eat too fast
said the man who Worries about health
That's right" answered Che man
who worries about money. "Sonle oe
us eat 80 fast That our Incomes can't
keep NJ with our grocery bllls"--Washa
ington star
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
Costly corrcsnondcnce.

Il see that a letter supposed to have
been written by Henry VIII. has just
brought $1,000"
That's nothing. 4 letter Of mine
just brought $4,000
"tnaced"
Yes; to girl who sued mo for
breach Of promise. Louisville Cou-
rler-Journal
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
THE DOGS COAT.
Brush 1t, hut To Not wash 1t, II You
Want II Perfect.

In the Country Calendar Reginald Il.
Mathew writes. Even careful feeding
Will not give a dogs coat that glow
which II such a sure sign of health Il
he IL continually washed with soap and
water. Owners who allow thair GGgs
IL five IN iha heuaa are forever wash
Ing the wretehed animal ana forever
complain that his coal is coming out.
The oftener tie dog Is washed ana
scrubbed the more will his coat leave
its trail and the deadag and duIler will
it look The health and growth Of q
dogs coat depend entirely on natu-
raj oil from the skin. As often as the
dog Il washed SO often is the oil wash.
Ell out and so much more is the de.
structson Of the cont. II a dog were
brushed every day for fiye or ten min
utes against as well IA with the grain
bis coat would not only have d Ills Oh
but would cease to distribute itself al
oyer the place except for 4 very snorl
time once or twice year Beside.
this, brushing has a stimulating ef
feet ON the whole system, helps tht
blood circulation: b. this the digestion
and so the general health
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

Small girl NJ bed being read to by
M elder cousin Small Glrl--When /
die, shall 90 to heaven, Mary?
Mary~oh, yes, n you are good girl.
Small Girl--I want to see Moses /
shall tel hin ! heard quite lot about
him Down here London Globe.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
Tho Tools VIC Lacked.

why don't you 60 70 work. snld a
charitable woman TO tramp before
whom she had placed nicely cooked
mcul.
y would replied the vagraIt, ~
Ind the tools"
What sort Of tools do you wanty'
asked the hostess
rs knife and fork" said the tramp
Tit BITS
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

Mrs. Grogan Keegan an his wife
had a fierce scrap. Mrs. Hogan An
did they separate? Mrs. Grogan They
did, but Keegan was most dead before
th' cops could get til twlsters ON Airs.
Keegan an separate film Puck.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

"Do you believe the old saying.
There's no place like home?'"
"Thnt depends"
Depends upon whatT
Upon whose home you are referring
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

Wife Mrs. Splnrgit says she 10 very
particular always 10 pay her calls on
time.
IIusband-Well, she's consistent, any
way; the Splurgits pay everything ON
time - Detroit Free Press.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

That man in the east who is the proud
possessor Of two hearts that beat a.
one" would make great hero in sen
uaticnal love affair.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

W ~ 56nrsc II ID lawful to use the flas
y |yeftisinE purposes. Look AZ III
a So)Iticlnns that have made their
5 M Ys World.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

No man Is matriculated TO the art OF
life till he has been well tempted.
George Eliot.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

lie who comes UP 10 hin own idea Of
greatness must always bavc LAD a very
low standard OF It 10 his mind, fIaz
lit. NV
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11

Many men take delight In calling at
tcntion to the good there is In them,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-08-11
NJ. & 0
BULLETIN

Sscond-cIsss ons-way Colonlst Tick
cts to California.
s5t.sk, Cairo TO San francisco, Los
Angeles, San Diego and all other
points. takIux the California common
rate.
Tickets sold March Ist TO May ik.N.
and Sept. 1sth to October aIHt, 1905.
Lauderdale Springs, Miss.
On line Of Mobile and Ohio railroad.
Low round trip raten daily Apply 10
M. and Q. railroad agents for particu-
lars.
s~A@-~~-.~-~...~ Ai 4eh8l,
ANY further information regarding
the above rates viii be furnished upyn
application 10 tho undersigned.
mo. n. BEAI4L. q. r. A.
.s.4s.ssa st. Lnnin, NJ.
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