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The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

Prof. Ross says Americans are "en-
igulfed in sea of fads." One of our
fads is listening to queer remarks
from college professors.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

! War has broken out between the Hip
Sing Tongs and the On Leong Tongs
lin New York. They ought to be
ipinched.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

A defunct sea serpent may not be
much to contribute to civilization. but
Nevada trusts civilization will take
the will for the deed.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

The playful idiots who put apple
Jack in can of church lemonade
should have another kind of stick ap-
.plie~l to them externally.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

: An eastern paper is discussing "the
origin of pie" 1t may be observed,
in passing, that everybody knows what
the destiny of pie is.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

The valued New York Herald re-
ports: Fatal Deaths in New Orleans,
Forty-seven." Yellow Jack seems to
be more virulent than ever this time.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

! Edmund Clarence Stedman says
there isn't much money in poetry"
Nor in prose either, for that matter.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

Quinine candy is said to be nov
city that the children cry for. What
we need now is a pill that doesn't
have to be swallowed
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

Any fool can start war, but wise
men are needed when it comes 10
deciding on the indemnity.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

Even the president of a glue com
lpany could, not stick to his place. 1t
tis filled by new man.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

Judge Blizzard is running for office
in West Virginia. He should be a good
Iheated-term candidate.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

Books come high in New York's So
ciety. but 1t feels 1t must have at least
one line of them.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-01

An American bank has failed in
Manila. This shows that it is not
matter of climate.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13

NOTICE FOR RDs Bids will BE-
received az the office ny Secretary of
the Boaid vt Edueatioaat Mansfield
Township. mansfield Mich For
baHding addition 20 feet 1y ad feet
t5 Mansfield Township school bids
win tc received uu rs and Including
May ira 1907
For further informant NNte=i4# the
secretary.
August Schaal. Secretary Board OF
Education. Mansfield, Mich
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN,
That the Board of Review Of the
Township Of Crystal Falls, in the
County of Iron and. State Of Michi-
gan. will meet at the office OF the
Supervisor Of said Township at the
Tobin Mine Location in said Town
ship. the Tuesday next following the
third Monday in May, A. ID. 1903,
and shall proceed to examine, correct
and review the assessment roll OF said
Township for the current year, during
that day and the day following II
necessary. in the manner required by
statute.
Said Board Of Review will also meet
nc the office Of said Supervisor on the
fourth Monday in May, A. ID. 1909
At nine o clock In the forenoon Of said
day and continue in session during
said day until four O'Clock p. m, and
the day following during the sam,
hours. for the purpose OF hearing al
complaints OF property owners or theil
agents and 10 correct the assessment
AZ to such property IN such mannei
AZ in their Judgment will make the
valuation thereof relatively just and
equal
Dated at CRYSTAL Falls Michigan
this ist day Of Nav 1908
w. ! Richards
John Fisher
John Wordcn
Board of Review
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13
SILVER'S
NEW YORK
M INST RELS.

G. Lote Silyer'S New York Ministries.
which will play an engagement an
the opera house, Wednesday Nav H.
is one of the best minstrel shows
travelling A performance clean.
wholesome and full of laughter From
the rise Of the curtain I'll the close ot
the performance. for two hours and
thirty Minutes. the audience is kept
in continuous laughter And the unl
tersul verdict is that 10 is the lest
show in years. The minstrel first pert
ii most novel and beautiful comprised
lf Six great end men. @vStett ot
sweet singers the most accomplished
iuter.0uyutor alU thn finest uniformed
band and best orchestra lu amy .baw
The vaudeville tUptutt-, CumTTl me-
the 0lio have been selected froH tbv
profession Comedians who are rn
10 date and funny Singers who can
sing great acrabat- The mar joins
flexible HottcntHts Emperor ali
uggiers four great reel jig and lugk
and wing dancers Worlds champion
baton manipulation Musical artists
! Fun In Chinese laundry or the won.
derful trick cottage and The Silvers,
OriginatOrs ana words greatest song
! illustrators, in their latest and great
est success, illustrating songs viii
moving pictures. Twenty tive great
performers and musicians. Watch FOL
the street parade You will see the
finest uniformed and best band on thu
road. Hear the band concert in from
Of the opera house az seven o'clock
Ii free Costs nothing. Then go vher,
the crowd goes
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13

QUICK SERVICE TO CALIFORNIA.
The Rock Islands Special Tourist
Sleeping Car excursions to California
are several hours quicker than any
other line. To satisfy the demand for
up to-date service, arrangement has
been made for new, specially built
improved pattern Of tourist sleeper,
leaving Chicago daily and reaching
Los Angeles in sixty eight hours.
Why not have the best and quickest,
when the cost is 90 greater than the
other kindl Full information from
any Rock Island representative. OF
from John Sebastian Passenger Ira
fhc Manager. Rock Island System,
Chicago.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13
You Must
Sleep.

III YOU cannot, ~ DIS duc 10 an
irritalcd or congo ted state OF
the brain. which Will soon de-
vclopc into nervous prostratton.
Nature demands sleep, and
ii is as important as food IL
is a part OF her building and
sustaining proees,. This period
of uncou -cjou-uc-S rcia>cs the
mental and ply ical strain, and
allows nature 10 restore eX-
haustcd vitality.
Or. Miles Ncrvine brings
refreshing sleep, because it
soothcs the irritation and re-
moves the congestion.
Ii is also a nerve builder; 1t
nourishes and strengthens ev-
cry nerve in your body, and
creates energy in all the organs.
Nothing will give strength
and vitality as surely and
quickly as DR.. Miles Nervine.
During the past winter had two
attacks % l.atirippe which left me
very weak, and In bad condition.
was 30 nervous | could not sleep. MY
wife. after trying different remedies.
went FOR "A doctor The doctor was
out. and a neighbor recommended Ut.
Miles Nervine, and she brought home
bottle had not slept for some time.
and had terrible pains in my head.
After taking few doses or Nervine
the pain was not so severe. and
slept | am now taking the second
bottle and am very much improved.
HENRY NJ. SMITH. Underhill. VI
Or. Miles Nervlns Ia sold by your
druoulat, who will guarantee that tins
frst bottle Will benefit " u fais, ne
Will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13

Don't let the children suffer II
they are fretfuI, peevish and cross,
give them Hollister Rocky Mountain
Tea. The best baby tonic known
strength aud hemth follow ita use
85 cents j. 4 Wilkinson
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13
ANNUAL STOCKHOLDERS S MEET
ING.

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting of the stockholders Of
The Hemlock River Mining Company
will be held at the Cleytl md Office Of
the company, Western Reserve Build
ing. Cleveland Ohio ON Wednesday,
MAY. IL. 1905. al eleven % clock a NJ,
for the election of directors AMI th'
transaction % such other business a'
NAV come betore the meeting
B 0rdor OF the directors
"a. s. Hlsgit0n
Secretary
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13

First blicatou May Last
June 3. 1908
STATE OF MICHIGAN
County Of Iron
AT session of the Probate Court for
said County, held at the Probate Office
in the City of Crystal Falls ON the
eighth day of May in the year one
thousand nine hundred and five.
Present Honorable Isaac w Byers.
Judge of Probate
In the Matter Of the Estate Of John
Kaski, deceased.
ON reading and filing the petition
duly verified. Of Herman Stenback'
praying among other things that ad-
ministration of said estate be granted
TO said petitioner, Herman Stenback.
Thereupon it is Ordered, That Mon
day. the fifth day of June, A. ID. 1900
next. Al ten clock in the forenoon
be assigned for the hearing of said
petition. and tnat the heirs-at- law OF
said deceased. and all other persons
interested in said estate are required
to appear at a session of said court
then To be holden in the Probate Office
in the City Of Crystal Falls and sho"
cause, if any there be-, why the prayer
Of the petitioner should not be grant
cd And il is Further Ordered ina
said petitioner give notice to thu
heirs at-law and all other persons
interested in said estate, OF the pen
dency Of said petition, and the hear
ing thereof, by causing copy OF TN
order to be published in The DIAMOND
Drill new paper printed and circu
lated Ia said county. three successive
weeks previous TO said day Of hearing
Isaac vs.. Byers,
seal Judge ot Probate
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13
SATURDAY MAY rs, 1905
AMASA NEWS.

ANlEtOA VI w S'
Domnick Dallahor has rented his
business place here and viii omen up
again AT Mansfield as soon a. q new
bunding. which he is erecting there, a.
completed Mr. Dallahor WAS at Crys-
tai Falls last week and let contract
~ Andrew Nelson % erect the build
ing for him. II is on the opposite
.ia. of the street from the Corbett
luilding. Mr. Dallahor was located al
Mansfield before aud has many friends
there and ought 10 d. we'll at tnat
place
Mrs. John Walk died last Wrdne-
day and was buried az Crystal Falls ON
Thursday last. The remains We're
taken from here early IN the morning
and the hearse from Crystal Falls met
the procession near the Bristol. she
WAS Polish woman and leaves a nus
band and several children, The nus
band is partially insane and Deputy
Sheriff Leonard bad TO send attendants
along with him to Crystal Falls ne
case is very sad one
liver Olson and John Osier were al
CRYSTAL Falls Thursday attending John
Wallik
Amasa has as orderly town as any
in the peninsula The saloons are
closed sundays and last Sunday was
extremely quiet.
Superintendent Charles +. Lawrence
WAS at Duluth last week attending a
meeting of the Brotherton Iron Mining
company Mr.. Lawrence was made
director in the new concern.
Chief Clerk Hopkins, Of the Hemlock
was in Florence last Sunday yisitin.
his family
Nick Mieyr il firing on the steam
shovel at the Michigan mine.
Chas. Peterson has moved into hi
new quarters. IN the corner building
Township Clerk Uren was az Crysta
Falls yesterday on some busines
matters.
The Haaleys have moved to Merrill
Wis, Mrs Hadley's place at IN
cashier desk in the Christensen stor
being taken by Mr. Tunla.uh
Miss Edith Gill s employed u tn
drygood- departmental Christensen
Co.
The Methodist congregation % GOD
place Is % have church. aud "of
puon the BOD has commenced alfraoy
VIM. uren and john Mason We're al
pointed to do the soliciting aud the
have succeeded. ID date jpn raIsiu
1906 OF this amount the flemIoc
River Mining company gave $3.50 tt
oliver Iron Mining company 5000 an
superintendent Lawrence 5000. Thei
were other large donations by d
principal members OF the cougregatiC
here. The church will be located ~
west OF the Amasa house.
The work of cleaning the base ba
grounds is progressing nicely al
Amasa will soon have place for q
boys ~ play the national game.
nine will be organized later and gam
arranged with the second nine AZ Cry
tai Falls and other aggregations
like strength
Several OF our sports have be-
trout fishing and some have had fair
good luck and had trout for supp'
The water Is to high yet for good fs
ing
The big Vulcan steam shovel arriy
at the Michigan mine this week
stockpile loading is in progress
Andrew Berg sold his resider
property an has moved into the Jot
son house.
A smart Finlander with gun
firing on the street At late ho
Wednesday Aight. Marshal Leon'
has "A line on him.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13
CHAMBERLAIN C0rGHREMEDi
THE VERv BEST

.l have been uine Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy aad want % ny % b.
.ae bast cough medicine havc ever
taken mys Ge1 l. Chubb. mer
chant az Harlan. Mich There rs no
9uesrou about its being the best as 10
will cure "a cough or cold ia leas time
than any other treatment II should
always be kept i'm the house ready for
instant use. for cold can Ia cured in
much less tinc when promptly treat
"a. For sale by Sam Bridges.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13

Feel tired. mo- appetite cannot sleep.
work or eatg That's spring tircdncss
aud will disappear at once 10 YOU take
HolHstcr Rocky Mountain Tea this
month. 81 cents, Tea or Tablets.
III. r Christensen. Amasa.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1905-05-13


Notice i. hereby given that 1ae
Board ot Equalization and Review @
,he C.tg 1T Crystal Fails state OF
Michigan viii meet on Monday
the fifteenth day 1T MAY A ID 1908.
al the Council Rooms III said city.
M nine O'Clock I'M the forenoon, and
win continue in session To and in
Guiding Thursday. the eighteenth day
of May. A. d 1908, from nine o clock
in the forenoon until twelve o clock
noon. and from go clock in the
afternoon until 4 80 o clock in the
afternoon on each of said days
Dated this twenty sixth day OF
April A d. 1903.
Robt NUNS,
City Clerk of said City.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

w. A. Sunday, the evangelist, vol
unteers information to young men
who are contemplating martrimony;
Young man don't ask girl to
marry you after dark when she
is dressed fit to kill. 1 will give
you receipt which I know will
serve you good purpose. 1t is
this: Call on her and when you
leave, inadvertently, drop and leave
a glove on the piano. Return for
it next morning at nine o'clock. If
she comes to the door with one shoe
and one slipper on, her hair done
up on papers and is dressed in an
old mother hubbard, my advice to
you is to take to the woods. But
if she comes with a neat house
dress on, hair done up and a rose in
the top of her hair, grab her quick. "
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20
Delayed Birthday Celebrations.

Martin Jacobsen's pleasant grove
north of town was the scene of a
grand demonstration last Sunday
a large and most enjoyable double
birthday anniversary celebrated, in
a pleasant manner. Mrs. Nels
Hansen arrived at her 26th natal
day, July Sd and Mr.. Oluf Jensen
on July 4th, arrived at the mature
age of 81 years and both being too
busy with affairs pertaining to the
Nations anniversary, delayed the
observance of their birthdays un-
til this time. Their respective
friends got together recently and
resolved to make the event dou-
BILE affair consequently not only
their friends in and around Extra
but many from Audubon and Elk
Horn were present and had one of
the incest, cheeriest celebrations of
this nature that have been held in
the neighborhood, is the report
of numerous participants in the
events of this joyful gala day. The
day was past in numerous pleasures
and. the feast was without parallel.
The principals in this double cele-
bration were remembered by their
numerous friends with suitable
mementos which they will prize
more and more as the years roll by,
bringing joyful "reminiscences of
this day and pleasant memories of
the donors who so unselfishly con-
tributed to their happiness,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

Robert Wynne of London the
greatest coroner in the world says
"as the standard of education is ele-
vated suicide increases" What
does this mean? Are we to surmise
that the more one learns of this
worlds knowledge, the more liable
he is to quail before the perplexities
of life and attempt self destruction
as the easiest means out of his trou-
bles? All of which brings up the
old question sis it the coward or
the brave man who takes his own
life?' Certain it is that suicide is
on the increase. 1t has invaded
homes of the highest culture as we'll
as those more lowly. All classes
have fallen victim to it's subtle in
fluence. Does higher intelligence
breed discomfort? Will closing our
academies stop the evil? If not
what remedy will we apply?
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20
Think it Over.

Here is little ditty in which
there is as much, if not more truth
than poetry, and it is well worth
careful consideration.
When the dust is on the counter
and the cob webs on the shelf, and
there's seldom anybody in the store
besides yourself; and the stock is
getting shelf-worn, and the groceries
getting stale, and the bills a'comin'
due to make banker pale. Oh, that's
the time merchant is feelin' kind
er blue and is puzzled with the
question as to the proper thing to
do. But in such a situation, one
sure remedy applies if you want to
get the customers you've got to ad
vertise!-Anita Tribune.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

Mayor Dunno of Chicago who
made such phenomenal run on the
CITY Ownership of Street Railway"
ticket has apparently surrendered to
the railway corporation, as he has
given up the idea of municipal own
ership and has requested the city
council to grant another franchise
to one of the present companies.
Chicago, while perhaps the cleanest
American city politically lacks
great deal of being perfect in her
choice of candidates.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20
A Wall From the People.

Canada Franks great and only"
has gone from our city after it's one
night stand here, leaving string
of people, in and around Extra,
most horribly sore. From what we
were told by those present-ahem-
we certainly believe we didn't miss
anything. Not one attraction Civ
en- really paid for the time taken re-
quired to see. The old and ancient
trapeze acts, the big ring stunt and
all the other wonderful skits of the
aerial arena were given while the
awe struck audience looked on in
open mouthed wonder and ap.
plauded. Ouch! Every time we fib
we get pain in our spleen. Then
the clown-the good old fashioned
clown-we used to see twenty years
ago appeared to the disgust of the
people. For the sake of better
or worse-name we'll call him the
Mexican Hairless Dog. He gave a
number OF new and original jokes
there's that pain again-and ended
with beautiful ballad and "Hei.
ney, I'd Jump in the Ocean and
Wade Out to You" or words to that
effect. Another feature was the
Goodbye Little Girl Goodbye" as
sung by buzz saw when it struck
a nail. 1t tore off great chunks of
flesh from the admiring listeners
but that didn't matter, they paid for
it. The revolving ladder act, the
juggling, the slack wire work infect
the whole works, all were punk"
Then that concert, Oh my! wasn't
that rich. The buzz saw slowly tore
through Hello Central, Give Me
Heaven" and "Back to my Old Mis-
souri, Home" while the audience
wept and tore their hair in their
burst of-no it wasn't applause.
These beautiful songs were illustra.
ted by a magic lantern which was
given to Frank as Christmas pres
ent by his ma NINA when he was
jnst little fellow. The wild man
got loose at this stage of the pro-
ceedings and the audience-yes
both of them had to leave. Sister
Frank, that's the boss, better known
as the Rocky Mountain Beardless
Wonder gave delightful talk at the
beginning of the show which mes
merized the crowd and gently in
duced them to part with their little
thirty five cents without single
tremor. The names of those in at
tendance will be found on page Is
of this issue. We impatiently await
Franks return. AS the pain is get
ting worse Well quit.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

This town being entitled to one
delegate to the Trans Mississippi"
Commercial Congress to be held at
the Lewis and Clark Exposition
grounds at Portland, Oregon, Aug
ust l6 to 10, 1905 and Mayor II. F.
Andrews having the appointive
power, has appointed Mrs. E. A..
Voorhees, to the position, she being
the only person of Extra who is go
ing 30 far as known at present. Mrs.
Voorhees,, being wide awake lady,
appreciates the appointment high
ly and will no doubt furnish us
some statistics of the workings of
the Congress and other matters
highly interesting to our readers.
Her husband, Mr.. AL VOORHEES, will
accompany her as far as Omaha
Saturday where she will meet and
be accompanied by a lady friend
who resides in that city.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

The editor of an exchange says if
the newspaper man knew how many
knocks he gets behind his back, he
would adopt another calling; but an
other editor says the newspaper
man does know and has learned to
expect it. The newspaper man who
is successful editor is cordially
hated by every lawbreaker and
swindler; every penny pinching
knocker on progress and every hy-
pocrite in the town and vicinity.
Don't think the editor is totally un-
mindful of all that is going on in
the community because he is not
Anita Tribune.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

Raymond Herrick who has been
bed ridden for several months with
rheumatism received his invalid
very latest improved and he is de-
of thanking his many friends and
sympathizers who 80 charitably
assisted in purchasing the chair
which will permit him to move from
place to place; whereas heretofore
he has been compelled to occupy
one position either in rocker or bed
with the same scenery and objects
in view without one relieving fea-
ture to distract his thoughts from
his tiresome situation.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

A brighter future than the pre-
farmers never was known. The
crops of all kinds except perhaps
wheat of which there is small
acreage is grand. We wish this
applied to all the county, but the
portion visited by the destructive
hail storms of the last week or ten
days is very disheartening, but our
farmers are meeting with brave
fortitude determined to pull
through. Every favor should be
shown these men whether they ap-
peal for assistance or not.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

A neighboring exchange tells of
an Ayoca man who sent to a mail
order house about two months
ago for some goods. He has not re-
ceived them yet, and the only salts
faction he gets out of the house is,
that they will help him hunt them
up. If the same fellow had to wait
ten minutes while local merchant
wrapped up some goods for him, he
would want to know whyinhell he
had to wait SO long. Anita Tribune.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20
Real Estate Transfers.

c r & P ry Co. to George A
Winkler lots 80 and SO blk AZ Audu-
don L @ d $240.
Christian Christensen and wife to
Audubon County. Lott of Sc sc IL
rs So w d $50.
Frank P H Daily and wife to Lille
Ceranek lot % blk 3 Audubon w D
Sl25.
w Fl Johnson (unmarried) to w
H Hendricks. Und l-6 int. of E sw
26 81 SO tGuthrie) of Sc u 81 "a w
n 300
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

A large swarm of bees alighted
on tree near the Hellyer home
Friday but later on took an easter
ly flight because:
A swarm in May
Is worth load of hay;
A swarm in June
Is worth silver spoon;
A swarm in July
Ia not worth fly.
So we didn't hive 'em.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

A Casey girl who is not only up
to-date but who is beating the sche-
dule described a kiss to her timid
and ticklish beau thusly: '''It seems
like moonlight trip, sailing on a
banana down stream of lemonade
to an ice cream festival All the
poor boy could say was gosh" and
then they clinched. Casey Vindica-
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1905-07-20

The careful observer cannot but
notice that those towns whose bust
ness men are continually hustling
for business through the medium of
we'll written advertisements in the
home newspapers, always occupy a
prominent position in the front
ranks of thorough, going, up o-date
business centers. Tribune.