The sun., 1905-09-12
LIVE rorrcs ABOUT. TOWN.


81 VIII no longer be crowded between the
hours OF IL and by the factory hands
who pass that way for their lunch, for the
comrany's pet monkey. Herman, with
whom. they spent many a pleasant
| hour, has retired, maybe for the rest Of
his days with his master, Capt, McAuliffe,
who lately has been transferred from that
cSomgEany to the new company that has been
all the firemen Of 81 Engine have secured
, mind.
Passenger on the deck OF an outward
bound steamship watched the peop'e on
board. In the crowd was q group Of
girls who looked like saleswomsn. Each
was we'll dressed and more or less smart
in appearance. The passenger gazed at
the girls for some time and then remarked:
clean, wei! sroon,ed. tasiily and carefully
dressed ana there's nothing dowdy or
slovenly about any one of them. They
are trim from the tip OF the feather II their
but how is it that New York girls continue
TO wear greasy bow ribbon knots in their
hair after the bread and butter age?
These ribbons are all very well for little
girls In knee petucoats, but when girl
is big and old enough to dress her hair
time to discard the ribbon bow
The rubberneck wagon lecturers will
miss one thing ON Morningside Heights
that used to give them a chance to say
something bright ut the expense Of the
freshmen and sophomores at Columbia
That is the picket fence around South Fied,
which, on the lloth street side, was daubed
and s,neared with '07s and 'Oss and all sorts
Of legends and figures. The fence, since
the completion OF the dormitories and
the planting of fine grass field, has been
painted over completely in sober dark
green. So the college life local color
In these early days Of an autumn estab-
lished for business convenience, ahead OF
the calendar there is lot of indigestion
that does not we'll comport with the whole
some tan that has been brought back from
the summer outing. Many who show them
selves the picture Of health are wondering
why they feel the symptoms that so with
the palld Fill advertisements. Really, it's
all due to Il water wagon fad.
In some way or other the news ran along
the be aches this summer that it was emf
nently wholesome to ink sea water, ii
opened the pores promoted the ciTcua-
tion, stopped loss of hair, and long list
Oh QUIET tnlHB5. All Oh winch lS NeI Ut ue.
Because the fashion vas new 1t was sedu-
lfusly followed at the seaside resorts and
every morning saw many swimming out
to the RATS, where the water might be at
its csanest; each ca,r,ying, cup about the
a goblet to sip the ocean II did all that
was promised for it. Now the salt water
dI mixers are Eaying the peralty which
interferes with all ones fluid enjoyments.
They have come Rack to town, where they
hn e o,,k ,tnI I<~n rutk
a chance to taper, and the direfrl result
is that most of, tfren cam: digest even the
rIedisested things.
In two extremes OF this many Dor roughed
town may be found two instances of souls
which rise above the shambles, butchers
who seek to refine away the blood of their
shr ink back from the Bronx Beefery.- In
Brooklyn there should be no qualnls of the
most de lie ate nature in orr der ing pr ine ribs
from the Brooklyn Beef Parlors.
"I've got a bunch Of clients said
Coney Island lawyer, "who never heard
Of La CigaIe. If you were to put it to them
they would probably ask IL she wasn't in a
sketch team at North Beach. But the
way these grasshoppers OF the summer
snaps ere putting it away just now for
taine that when it came to writing fables
he needed the benefit Of Coney Island
wind-up.
1My people are facing a winter with
nothing laid by. But that doesn't matter
in the least, for they have discovered where
to % 70 get it and they're going after 1t
good and strong. You see there's millions
Islsnd shows not banking in a hat as there
used to be-. That mems something to
slap IN alta chment on, and just at present
I'm doing the slappinR. Somebody lost
week in his turn during the August rains.
sui, f,r breach Of contra act-snd an attach
ment Somebody else got hurt in IN il
fusion. suit for damaEos--nd an attach
ment This morning somebody WIS after
en- elephant for bale of hay--now the
elephs Mt Is attached Oh. I can tell you. we
mer. but when 1t comes to La Cigo'e feeling
the pinch Of cold this winter, not much
not IL those attachments can draw some
when it comes to pecling them Off
The latest luxury for the automobile is
the pillow. Now when nv lady goes out
TO ride in her motor car she reolines not
only on the soft leather cushions with
which the se1ts are upholstered. but also
On the sc n silk downy affairs which have
hitherto been part Of the coy. corner,
hut which now may be observed in the
up-to -datest Of motor cars.
Awnings at north doors and windows
are no longer a novelty" said West Side
dealer. "We have filed a good many
such orders this summer. People who
want their north windows and doors 20
shaded are not trying to fight OF the rays
of the Gun brt the pIying glanoes Of the
folks across the street. They have found
out that as protection agaitst the curious
ewes Of their neighbors awnings are about
the best device going, and they gladly pay
the price
The very latest is dolls dentist One
Of the doll hospitals in the shopping district
now odvertisee that it has an export and
IA prepared to do any kind Of dentistry
reo,,ired by any doll. The next will prob
ab7y be doll massage parlors and doll mani
ere establishments.
The Man Who Knows How was stopping
at An uptown hotel. One night he retired
early and was propped up in bed enjoying
his midnight cigar and book, when his lux
urv was rudely disturbed by two men who
entered an adjoining room and began to talk
,,,.. Tho Mon Who known How h0na