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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
aELP EoR sAekwAR1 eHILDREN.
Prussia and Norway Have Excellent


Prussia and Norway Have Excellent
Systems in Operation
In Prussia a law has been IN force
since 1880 compelling cities Of 10000
u more Inhabitants to support sepa-
rate schools for children unusually
backward in their studies. Only chill
iTen are admitted who have been in
elementary schools for two years and
have been unable to do the work.
Here these backward children have
special attention Six years is the
duration Of the course. These schools
are called auxiliary and are general
" in the same buildings with the
other schools The time OF opening
and closing is fifteen minutes later
than the other schools. The teachers
Of these auxiliary schools have the
same salaries as in the regular schools
and a bonus of from SIS TO 800 a
year. The quality Of the children en-
tering these schools differs greatly
if we may judge by the returns from
the schools OF the children leaving
these schools capable OF making their
own living the percentages one year
we're: AK, IS; Dusseldorf, 80; Co
lOgne, 81; Brunswick, go; Dresden
and Hanover. 100.
In Norway the children that reach
these schools are later divided into
three classes. The first class are
frightened up and returned to the
public schools. the second class spend
their whole school lives in these spe-
cial schools, while the third class, con-
sisting Of those children whose men
tai condition is too low to make day
school work with them possible, are
sent to an institution for mentally de-
a,5-,t ,hs1z--
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
MakzroTs Daughter Maid Of Homo

MakzroHs Daughter Maid Of Honor.
MALI EGsksroh, only daughter Of the
Russian admiral who was drowned by
The sinking Of the WarshiD PetrOpav-
Iosz- has been chosen maid Of honor
% the Czarfna and to the dOWager en-
press Of Russia Her mother, a WON
an Of Polish origin. IS q profound lin
g7uist and accomplished musician She
has dabbled IN occultism and has writ
ten books and plays At present she
is engaged upon a biOgTaph Of her hns-
hard
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
EVERY ONE ASKS HIM
HOW BE GOT RID0F HIS OBSTINATE
MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM.
M. Jones Tells OF the Way By which Rs
Trested Himself Successfully
fEtWheu Doctors Failed


Trested Himself Successfully
fEi-Whe1 Doctors Failed
Sixphysicians, AL Of them good, one Of
them q specialist, had done their best
for Mr.. Jones at different times during
three years, and still he suffered fear
fully from the tortures Of rheumatism.
The rheumatism that had been dor
mant In his system was suddenly
brought 70 an acute stage By exposure
while he was drawing ice IN February,
1901. From that time on for q period
Of more than three years he was q con-
slant sufferer. He tried many kinds Of
treatment. but the rheumatism WOuldn't
bulge. When regular doctors failed,
and one remedy after another proved
useless, many said: Il should think he
would give it up and save his money"
OF his condition at this time, Mr..
Jones says: my rheumatism started
IN my right thigh, but Ia time it ap-
peared In every muscle Of my body. I
lost the use Of my left arm en-
tirely and nearly lost the use Of my
right one. Ny feet were badly affected,
especially the bottoms Of the heels.
When my right side was affected there
was swelling, but the left side didn't
swell when the disease settled there.
The internal organs didn't seem to be
involved at all The trouble was all IN
the muscles and the nerves"
Among the few who still encouraged
Mr.. Jones TO think that a cure might
vet be found was friend who had rea-
son for great confidence in DR.. VII
iams' Pink Pills, and acting on her
advice he bought box Of them In Sep
TENDER, 1904. The story Of what fol-
lowed is brief, but nothing could be
more satisfactory.
when I was on the third box" says
Mr.. Jones, Il could realize change for
the better. I felt sure then that DR..
Williams Pink Pills were the right
medicine for my case. kept on with
them for several weeks longer and now
I am entirely well, and everybody is
asking what I took"
Mr.. William Jones lives at Oxford,
Mich. DR.. Williams Pink Pills effect
wonderful cures In rheumatism, because
they work directly on the blood which is
the seat Of the disease. They are sold
BY every druggist,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

ney Pills; but four boxes Of this rem
edy effected a complete and perma-
nent cure II suffering humanity knew
the value Of DOan's Kidney Pills they
would use nothing else, as it 81 the
only positive cure know"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, NY.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
Close Figuring.

'PoIiteness costs nothing" said the
genial man
That's where you are wrong" said
Nj Grab. Il have to pay for the
time it takes ny clerks to write
please remit thousands OF times.
And the word please never brings in
a penny"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
chanees in &c sic Advoeated.

Deepening and narrowing the chan
nel Of the Nile is advocated by Sir
William H. Preece to prevent tie
vast waste Of water which now takes
place along its course. At the source
Of this main artery Of the life and
commerce Of Egypt the average an
nual rainfall is fifty inches, but be
fore reaching the Wife Nile % per
cent has disappeared, while only one
thirtieth OF the original flow passes
Aswan- Evaporation increases with
the surface exposed, and fer this rea-
son Sir William maintains any plan
diminishing the width Of the Nile will
prove beneficial
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Sure Way-Ida-I hear that Regi-
maids uncle left him a fortune
May-Yes; and 1 expect to derive
much benefit from il.
Ida-Indeed! Going to marry Regi-
maid?
May-No, I'm going to marry the
attorney that settled up the estate.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
eusrdino Aoainst Preivdie..

Greene suppose you are very con
-scientiOus in your book reTiews2
ROaster-Oh, yes, indeed; extreme
II. I make It a point never to read a
book I am reviewing for fear I may
find something IN it to bias my judg-
ment-BostCn Transcript
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Prof Williston was looking so far
into the future when he saw a race OF
birds as the successors Of men that
Re may have mistaken men in flying
machines for members Of the feath-
cred family.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The skeleton Of the biggest whale
ever captured is being put in place in
the national museum at Washington.
and, hereafter people who 90 to the
capital to see the elephant ought also
to see the whale.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

George Bernard Shaw thinks bache-
lOrs should be compelled to mind the
children of their married friends. But
there is a constitutional provision in
this country prohibiting cruel and IN
usual punishment"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

It is not true that Mark Twain has
given up the smoking habit Why
how can one smoke too much" he is
wont to say, when there are only
twenty-fOur hours in the day to dc
II in2"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The Richmond, Va. city council may
pass an ordinance making il a misde-
meGnOT to speak Of a leg as anything
but a limb No. there are no ladies in
the Richmond council
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

It is estimated that there are fifty
rays for a young man to work his way
through college. Thus has the great
vogue Of athletics opened up educa-
hOnaI opportunities.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Gov. Folks remark that the output
OF the Missouri hen each year is equal
in value 70 the production Of the sill
yer mines Of Colorado should be OF
special interest to other states that
haven't any silver mines but can
keep hens
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

health was CON-
pletely broken down.
Ny back ached and
was so lame that at
times I was hardly
able to dress myself.
I lost my appetite
and was unable to
sleep There seemed
to be no relief until
I took Doan's Kid
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A man in British Columbia, weary
ing OF life. tried to stab himself with
a safety pin His next attempt, It is
cOnjectured, viii be made with a boil
ed carrot.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Although a multi-miIlionaire may
OCCASIONALLY refer to his wealth as
burden, he never makes good by shift
ing the burden to the shoulders Of
those philanthrOpists who always
stand ready to relieve him Of his
load.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The discovery Of an icthyosaurus
fossil IN the limestone OF Nevada,
more primitive than any yet discov-
cred, is creating almost as much ex-
element among biologists as the dis
eOvery of a new silver nine OF IN
precedented output would among
Enanciers.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A Boston woman recently read a
paper entitled Are We Growing Old
OF course her cOnclu-
sion was that we" are not growing
old gracefully OF otherwise
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Before criticising your newspaper
or what is published therein, consult
the files Of the editorial waste paper
basket and see what you have es-
capped.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The Manchester, \. H, school
board offers employment as teachers
TO eighteen matrimOny proof young
women who are man haters-" Now,
girls!
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

DR.. Wiley says that a man should
lot begin to grow old until he is 90
Why begin then?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

An eastern fashion journal says
women are wearing larger shoes. They
are probably numbered as small rs
ever.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

With its projected new army, navy,
aTsenals and military schools, heather
China viii make quite a stride toward
likeness to the Christian powers.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A woman doesn't like to go shopping
on a rainy day because she knows
there won't be a big crowd for her to
fight through to get to the bargain
counter.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The most unsatisfactory thing to
hold" remarks the Nebraska State
Journal, is a grudge" Ever try hold
ing a creased pig2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

II the Princeton anti-treating league
does establish a WOmen's' auxiliary,
nc doubt, that end Of it viii be sue
cessful, anyhow.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

There seems to be some dispute as
10 whether Mrs. Chadwick got into
the clutches Of the loan sharks, o,
vice versa
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A French scientist thinks the nan
Of the future VIII have no legs. II
the bureaucrats persist IN carrying on
the war, how In the world win the
invineibie army OF the future be able
to get away from the pesky enemy2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Josh-It says IN this here financial
report that the banks gained two nh
lions from the Sub-Tressury.
Hiram-Does, ehz Wonder Ehat
kind OF a game they've been plsTi1'
O. t.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Says a New York fashion item:
The latest wrinkle is the invisible
corset" So they should be worn on
the inside hereafter
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
BAnYs AWFUL ECZEMA.
Face Like Raw Beef-Theusht She
Would Lose Her Ear-Heaied
Without . BIemish-Moth-
er Thanks Cuticura.

eF hanks Cuticura.
My little girl had eczema very bad
when she was ten months old.
thought she would lose her right ear.
It had turned black, and her face was
like a piece Of raw meat, and very
sore. It would bleed when washed
her, and / had to keep cloths On it
day and night There was not a clear
spot on her face when I began using
Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and now
it is completely healed, without scar
or blemish, which is more than had
hoped for. (Signed) Mrs. Rose Ether,
291 Eckford St, Brooklyn, n. Y"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

What is this liquid sunshine" DR..
Harper is full of Does il make you
feel any better than the Old-fashiOned
liquid mOOnshfne?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Storekeepe-s report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
Iuality Of Defiance Starch makes Il
next to impossible TO sell any other
arand
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Greenland has fewer than 1900
inhabitants, and those who have been
there wonder why she has so many
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Scientists tell US that there are sew
eral species Of creatures that never
sleep The octopus is one Of them
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

In Georgia a couple recently mar
ried who had never seen each other
before Seeing is evidently believing
altogether too much sometimes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The question as to the heaithful-
ness Of rhinOceros steak as an article
Of food has yet to be passed upon By
Dr.. Wiley.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Paraguay is described as "a para
Use for men" Must be all Iatchkeys
and no bargain counters
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

It is doubtful, however, if the mar
Who invents a sure cure for spring
fever will make a fortune out Of it.
It's sort Of pleasant to be lazy.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

An effort will now be made to find
out to what extent microbes Of moral
disease infest the money which Mr.
Rockefeller distributes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

300 paid monthly, VIII bug a 500 share
II "A 2-5 acres Of 2S8. 600 acre plantation s
Guaranteed. Every condition safe-guarded-
Agents wanted. Best pay and territory. E
Moore, 30 Odd Fellows Bldg ySt-LOuis, No
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

BIother Gravss Sweet Powders for Children.
used BY Mother Gray nurse N Children ;
Home, New York, Cure FeveTishneSss Head
ache, Stomach Troubles Ieetn1ng DIS
c--isrs- Break M Colds and Destroy Worms
DrugEists'. &c Ssmplsmziled FREE
Address Alien S. Olmstsds lie Roy, n Y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Too not believe Piso's Cure for ConsumptsOa
las an equal for coughs and oOlds--JOEE r.
RoKEE, Trinity Springs. Ind. Feb. IS. 1904
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

It tickles a woman to death to think
how surprised her neighbors will be
when her son becomes president.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A man IS judged by the company b
keeps; also by the cigars he give
away.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
Quality BrInzs the Business.

seven million GOO. COO Lewis Single
Binder straight &c cigar now sold snnu-
aIlv. Made Of extra quality tobacco. Many
who formerly smoked IOc cigars are now
moking Lewis Single Binder. Lewis
Factory, Peoria, Ill
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The coming ball player viii soon be
trying TO make hit with the mana
ger.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The man who always says Just what
he means is a most unpleasant sort Of
person.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

All very clever men are conceited- -
"Oh, I don't know. I'm not a BIT
hat way!"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Mr.. WEnELoW-s sooeEfnE Syrup.
FcF chfdrez tssthfnEs Eofteus ne Eus. Feducss n
GsEmatiCss a1ag1 pGtn cares Tiad eoiic e bottle
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A dignihed mans hat is seldom as
large as he thinks il ought to be.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A lack Of appreciation is generally
due TO a lack OF merit
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Keep your mouth shut TO-DAY and you
T07't have to square yOUself tomOT-
row.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

He-I can never think Of the right
thing to say at the right time
She-Why don't you try saying the
right thins sometimes even II you get
Ia the wrong place2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

When a girl refuses to play pOpu-
lar airs she feels that she is getting
along in music.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A canal boat doesn't need fingers, but
It couldn't get along very well without
tOws.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A woman is at peace with herself
when she Is at war with a neighobr.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Have you had any nice, new dishes
since you got that expensive cook"
Yes, ten or a dozen She smashes
Just as many as the old one did"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

There is a difference between a shaft
= wit and a funny tombstone inscrip-
ton
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A man can lose more money through
one hole IN his pocket than Is holes in
, golf course.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A man can make a lot of money by
not being a candidate for public Of
Zee.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

When q man is really in love he
imagines that he neither eats nor
sleeps.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Beauty as viewed through q micro
scope isn't even skin deep
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The women who have a mania for
kissing strange babies evidently are
rot afraid Of germs
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

1t is the well-preserved woman who
realizes that self-preservatiOn is the
first law Of nature
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

There Is hardly any vice that seems
as extraTagant as raising family
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A little learning is a dangerous
thing It enables women to compile
cook books
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Our society," said the prison visi-
tor, lis anxious to help you. Is there
anything you'd like US to secure for
ycu?"
would like to have permission to in
vent a flying machine and use il"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

The Lord has more respect for an
honest sinner than for the praying
hypOcTite.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

When a woman glares savagely at a
man in a street car il is a sign he
gave her his seat
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ALL BROKEN DOWN.

Ne SieeP-No ApPetite-Just a Cor
tinual Baeksehe.
Joseph McCauley, OF IA Sholto
street Chicago, Sschem OF Tecumseh
Lodge, says: Two years ago ny
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

A Pair OF Birds-"Isn't the doctors
wife beautiful? She has a neck like
that Of a swan" Outlet so. And the
can"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Muggins- What makes you think
your boy is ambitious to be a rail-
road mani"
Buggins- from the way he
slams the doors"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05
(Signed)

A woman gets very suspicious Of
her husband if he is always content to
kiss her in the same place.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

After a man has been married six
months he gives up trying TO pose as
nero to his wife
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

First Society WOman-That's my
baby that We Just passed
Second Society WOman-HOw could
you tell?
First Society Woman recognized
the nurse
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Yes, young GafTney had a remark
able career in college. He took all
the prizes in his class, and he took
the prize for debating, and the prize
for OratOTy, and then he took seven
prizes in athletics"
What's he doing now?"
He's Just been made the cashier Of
a newly organized bank
We'll, hope he will drop that habit
now"
What habit?''
The habit Of taking things"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

Don't you know that Defiance
Starch, besides being absolutely supe-
TiOT to any other, is put up Is ounces
in packages and sells at same price
as 12-ounce packages of other kinds?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-05

.The habit Of taking things.n
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-07-01

state committee for 4 number OF years
he has established personal acquaint-
ance that was not eQualed even by that
great political master, the late Senator
NJ. s. Quay.
Col. Andrews Is q fine example OF the
self-made man, and those who know his
worth believe that the governorshtp
of Pennsylvania is not too great . re-
ward for the work he has done. He is .
man Of less than average stature, rather
spare Of form. with a clear complexion
and kindly, but piercing eye. and gives
no outward evidence Of the tremendous
amount OF work he can perform. + is
no unusual thing for him during the
busiest days of the session or in the heat
Of campaign to work 20 hours out of the
"a. He can keep three or four stenog-s
raphers busy taking the dictation nee
essary to dispose Of Senator Penrose's
heavy correspondence.
Col. Andrews is brother Of the wide
ly known ''Bill'' Andrews, now Of New
Mexico, but lately of Pennsylvania,
where he was recognized as the late Sem
ator Quay's first lieutenant. There -
wide difference, though, in the charactss
OF Wesley r. and William II. Andrews-
The latter is the typical political boss,
while the former is the efficient and able
public servant. The boss, or as he Is bet
ter known, "Bill'' Andrews, is now dele
gate-elect from New Mexico, and expects
to be United States senator il state
hood is granted that territory.