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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22

6rieorlb 8eioemann eiugeSoeen urb
pirb iih i'm 6rlbiabr nad Nebrasia
beeeben UNI oa 5u bleiben.
- s. >. @eper bat in IDtSbam
1este 8ohe iar SI25 einen ia6nen
giel 9etauit.
- Gbritbaamteierlidteiten in ben
bieiisen 8irfen werben abgebalten
uie iulet: 3'unS'airde am Samitas
ben % 9eesmber; st. 8auls, Rlrhe
Sonntae ben "a. December uno
Bethel 8irhe am Ioatas ben rs.
DECEMBER.
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siemlid uiel @ieb entbornt.
Souls .. 8Od bat iid, nit Ell.
men Nrtbieb ben SuB, id!imm Der.
lest uno .mus bas 3imner baten.
- Jrl. Dina peumann 1T bon
st. Souls bier bel ben @ttern su Bs.
liud.
- StonsSia. 2ebrer 8.
8. gote unb Elm Sreunb. elm sIrst.
beioe bon 9aeife befnoen fid bier
que Saso uub iinb @dte Der 5amilie
8m. Red. Rit ibnen fam BON gerp
Sauen am testen SOnn4ae In, Baeen
bes iuneen Red nod Elm Jreunb aus
Baeiftc uelder bic Saao mitmaden
uOlte, bod entb1tte id bel oe,1srp.
abfabrt Elm 9usriemen tueld1er I'M
Rab fne unb i'm idnellen 9rebeu
ben ermabRten 9ritten nit folder
Budt ins Sei@t idlus bus INN bas
Raienbein eebrohen uur0e uno &C
gum 9eibmeieu .ieiner &ameraoen
fit nidt rueiter On ben GuSHua be
tbeiliaen fUunte.
- Claude Maupin bat am g. De.
sember 8dterireu6en erlebt uRo il
ieibem Der elidlihie Nann bieier
Seaeno.
- Gounro unb FRI. 9aura &ar'
itebt ruaren ieste 8ode in Role But
81. 8eiuh.
- Die gbrifbaumfeier in ber bie'
iisen euaual. 8irae inoet ON 2
Beibhahtstase, Nabmittass UNI s
l1br itatt.
- YIN. Se(iue DON Senate @rOut
III bier nit Ieinem Corn Sutter'
Shreober.
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a~riiubete M~uiitpereiu an Der Sirf
Greet bate in bee sSunhaue" gu
Bm., 8alter's 5arm au6er rieinI
n1bentlihe Ntuititaoien nod Ell
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22

beiOnoeres Set, benn eS gait benz
Serein einen Namen au eeben, unb
einisten iih bic Sereiusalieber nah
5weimaliee Nbitimmune auE ben %. 3
men Urasbano .goneoroia." Cons
coroia 1T Elm frsmtliueenoer Name,
fommt aus, benz lnteiniihen uuo
heibt auf beutidI r@iutrah!t-ginlas
felt; m6ae Der iunae Gereiu unter
Der tiihtieen 2situna pom Serrn W's':
iitoirettor BIN. Slate unb 6errn 8m.
Walter iDmobl in 6er 9pntunit OILS
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22

-SwtsR, Sn ben Veiuno'
beitssuitanb ber 5raI 5elena Gpril
1T feline 9eTeruna eineetreten uuo
!pirb ie uuhl nidt mebr LANCE leben,
Shire Shweaer 6rau Sacob Son Nrr
uun Sermann. mar nit ihren @atten
leste 8o&e bel ibr su Seiuh.
0err 6ris Babe pom Olaae
gouutp bat bic 2abonbe 6arm 9etautt
uub besoaen. 9rir beiBea ihn 8Ia'
fummen.
5ruut Shanutb bat bic Wills
man Sarm beso9en uno tuiu Die
6luetld Sarm ocau faafen.
8au. Geo. Msper errthtet
auf ieiuer 6arm cine ueue Shenne.
ausuh Temple pom Mnries
County 1T bel isiuem Sawlegeruatsr
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22
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Sc wirb hermit betanut seseben bah baS
Sa9en auf benz Srsh Ballet 2anbe 6itIidJ
BON Der Stdot auiS itrensIte ~perbotpn 1T unb
3upteoerbanoeInoe aerittIiG beIanst iuer-
ben.
SObn Yfaut d.
Ydhter.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22
Nene Mniel0en.

gu nerbau c n: Elm ft6nes
antpeien in Sermann. beitrhenb aus
5 Gder unb' 2heit nit Reinrebeu
Beeren aGsr Vet beSitanst. @utes
8DbnbnuS. Staliune uno 9ebaube
nnf benz &tobe. @adsufreeen In
Der Office beS &Dltsblast.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22
@eiebdsss. anHstnno. 9ie s;ruo AZ,

@eidbdtts' III HaFana. Die Sirma ete
uno SiBnnnn, ~ Berger, bat iif, bur
ae9enieitises ushereinfonmen auisel0bt w
limb aue mdd)e Der 5irma id,ulben, orinasI
eriud]t bat benz L n6d'ften Wonats pos1
ipred,en une. ibze Retnuns au beaablen. i
Serr s. 9. Stod pirb oas SeIbGft !
olten 4shse lpsiteriibren.
S~te6&3iBm
1a VeefaNfsN: 2 f&narae Gkal
Sabrc alt. iehsr unsefdbr Is Sanb Id
yedbsces bet SenrD Roeuer, \
". Ss.9, Rs. z. s W. iib6It. bon 6srnA
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22

DerIanDt: 3trei ianes pIerbe fir Elm.
i~pdnntsen -beIiperp~ Wosen.
gtpne Siu Diue So.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22

in ben ieseenannten Giaeuidaften
isineA Ramen @bre modem. benn
obne Gintratt u. @tnisieit finh Ser.
cine bon tur3er Dauer.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22

Ia perfauteN: Sine Street, Bottom
5arm in SaSconabe Sountp sntbaIient ISL
Hder bon ipeldpen $50 Nder in 2uEter
tnb, Der Set 6OIdIono als paitur beuuti.
Die Sarm 1T i'm 9utem 9uitano; bat elm
9roBes 9aditein DobnbauS nit SNterne
nnb Srunnen rpelhe mebr pie aenus
Wafer bolten; ebenioaS Sdyeune unb Neben
scbduee Wie aui Der Sarm iibti6. Sie
Sarm lit 8 Wieilen iIbDitlid non 6e. anu
uno 6 YieiIen IioWeftlih bon Berger on Der
Si9 Berger Sort. Diro 3u annebmbaren
9ebinsunser perfauft. 2ommt uns lebt
oieieIbe an. Wm. 8. erdutisam,
", &. 3. go. l. Dor PA Hen Sapeu, DO.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-12-22

KIetHexmaGenn a6 Der neueTten
glooe. Gut nuo tiais bsIorst bel
3rau RoIa WeDet.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

COAIMODORE Somervilis Nicholson of
~ the United States Navy, IN letter
from 1887 X street. NorthUsst, Wash
ington. ID. c.. says;
Your per1tnd has been aud Is rOlr
used or 80 many 0f nv friends aIad
acquaintance as % sure cure Tor CD
fd y1-t that lam convinced 0GftS cuT-a-
ffre qualities and ttithcsftattngtv
secomnle end a. 10 all persons suffer
eng from that com PLdtis "
Our army and our navy are the natural
protection of our country.
peruna Is the natural protection OF the
army and navy in the vicissitudes OK
climate and exposure.
we have on file thousands o. test
monials from prominent people IA the
army and navy.
We can give our readers only Sigh,
glimpse of the vast array OF unsolicited
endorsements Dr. Hartman - constantly
receiving for his widely known and a.
fcicnt remedy. PERFUME.
If YOU do not derive prompt 3nd salts
factory results from the use OF feruna
write at once - Or. :. b. Hartman
President OF The Hartman Sanitarum
Columbus. Ohio.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19
Doctor Brigham Says
MANY PHYSICIANS PRESCRIBE


The wonderful power OF Lydia =
pinxham's Vegetable Compound over
The diseases 81 v~o-naa.<ind - not BE-
cause ia ia a stir1ulaus. not hec1ree Is
is a palliative out simply because i -
the most wonderful tocic ard recon-
structor ever discovered - acs directly
upon the generRtive organs. positively
curing disease and restoring hcAltA and
vixor.
Marvellous cures are reported from
al parts Of the country b. women WIS
have hcea cured. trained nurses who
have witnessed cures and physicians
who have rccogni rcd thc virtue OF
lydia r. Pinkaam's Nrgcta1lc Coxa-
pound. and are fair crouga 20 Civs
credit where 30 s. due.
II physicians dared 20 b. frnus a14
opcn. hundreds 81 fhena rvou.t ac'<1o'vt-
edge that thev constantly rreserios
Lydia r PinShsm's Nrgetnb.c Corz-
pound Isl severn cases of female STA. Al
they know ov experience it can be re-
lied upon "a, effect a ours. The follow
ing letter proves &C.
Dr = e. Ertghana. - = Briyhal
Park FitchhurK Mas. writes
ft gives me <resf pirasaTe Cd eav LAT I
have found LVa.a p f.ns hams ke-rfaols
Compound very eff.ctcspus AL rfl-n pro
s-rl. . pa my r'triis r. ietnae -, .'iit.ss-
My Oldest laughter fsr.ni be- very acreS-
cini for uferiue fr.l BE- snuee slrfe 49,. al ny
Youngest dslEhter - nors taa.1g = Or -
male vraSnee-. ard IL surely -i.iii1. .a ,ez-ta
AMI streu-fh
.. freely advcr1te ,t a. a us,sf re,.at,s 49,
rifc in az i.errsee tc which Nrrasn ar sub
ir-r and s.se 10 honest rn.l.El-Ia.,ut
Women who are troubled -vith pala-
fnl or .rrrrfl Itr enstruatio1. beating
lnr 1atuiruce. icucnrrhrrs falling. I'M
fammat.nr or ~ .-eratlun 1f che uter1s.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19
Ponder This Fact.

Take your Bible. and carefully
count. not only the chapters or the
verses, but the letters from the be-
ginning Of Genesis 10 the Amen of
the Revelation; and when YOU have
accomplished the task. 80 over 10 again
and again-ten times, twenty. forty
timeS-nay. YOU must read the very
letters Of your Bible eighty times over
before YOU have reached the requisite
sum. Ii would take something like the
letters OF eighty Bibles 20 represent the
men. women and children OF that old
and wOndrous empire. Fourteen hun
bred OF them have sunk into Christian
graves during this last hour; thirty
three thousand will pass to-day for
ever beyond your reach.
Despatch yOur missionary tO-mOr-
row. and one million and q quarter OF
immortal souls. for whom Christ died
VIII have passed away 10 their hua
account before he can reach theh
shores. Whether such faces touch u'
or not. / think they ought 10 move ON
hearts. II is enough TO make an ange
weep."-Rev. Sylvester Whitehead.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19
80 Vic Lona for Lover.

High up in the mountains OF North
Carolina Aunt Minty" Biers lives
alone in her little cabin Foot passen-
gers through the settlement OF Sandy
Mush usually find her sitting on the
steps of her cabin peering down the
mountain side. This is the manner
in which she has spent the greater
part of her waking hours for forty-two
years and the object OF her search
IS Jacob Munhau. 10 whom she Vas
engaged during the war days. Nun
hi was oficially reported missing -
but his sweetheart has never in all
the years doubted that he Will re
turn TO her
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19
So 49,


housekeeping Is not the pleasant
est of the honsekeeper tasks. hut
none the less necessary on that ac-
count. in the September peiireator
Isabel Gordon Curtis offers IN her
series. The Makng of House
VIE some Suggestions that viii
tend so tighten the labor and lessen
the disagrceablencss OF the house
hold duty Oihcr i,cms Of domestic
interest IN the same number are IL
Illustrated cookery and a variety of
recipes under TIE topics delicious
Cream Jellies. Decorative Color
Salads" ami 1.-The Potato I'm add
dition Alice NJ Kellogg explains
GLOW 90 Select Finishing Hard
ware" and Ward Macleod writes ou
"Growiug Bulbs Indoors. 80 30. 33.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19
HEART RIGHT
when lie Quit Conee.

Life Insurance Companies VIII not
insure 4 man suffering from heart
trouble. The reason is obvious
This is a serious matter To the hus-
band or father who rs solicitous for the
future OF his dear ones. Often the
heart trouble is caused by an unex-
pected thing. and can be corrected II
taken III time and properly treated. A
man in Colorado writes:
Il was a great coffee GrinkeT for
many years. and was not aware OF the
injurious effects of the habit till be-
came a practical invalid. suffering
from heart trouble. indigestion ana
nervousness to an extent that made
me wretchediy miserable myself and a
nuisance TO those who witnessed my
sufferings
Il continued TO drink Coffee. how
ever not suspecting that il was the
cause OF my ill-heaitn. till, on applying
for life insurance ! was rejected On &C
count OF the trouble with my heart
Then l became alarmed. found thai
leaving of coffee helped me quickly
so quit IL altogether. and having beer
attracted by the advertisements OF
Postum Food Coffee l began its use.
The change in my condition was re
maTkabie. and II was not long till
was completely cured. All my ailment
vanished. My digestion was complete
iy restored. my nervousness disap
peared. and. most important OF all. IA.
heart steadied down and became MOI
NAL. aud on a second examination
was accepted by the life insurance &C
Quitting Coffee and using Postut
worked the cure" Name given b
Postum Co. Battle Creek. Mich.
There's reason. and IL is expiaine
fn the little book. 1.-The Road TO Vel
vilie." In each pkg.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19
The Name Of J.sr..

The Lord is the hearer or prayer
There should be waiting on Him. not
only in the assembly OF His people. not
only with the attitude OF reverent re-
gard. in the forms OF religion. but as
the PsalmiSt puts IL. Truly my soul
waiteth upon God" For salvation. for
protection. He is to be sought. and
whatever the trouble OF our lives, we
thus get stability.
What can We aSk2 The fulflment OF
the exceeding great and precious prom
iseS. But what plea can we present.
weak and sinful as we are? The name
that is above every name-the name Of
JeSuS-JOhn Hail
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

Rev. f. Il. Meyer says: knitting
needles are cheap and common enough.
but on them may be wrought the fair
est designs in the richest woods. So
the incidents OF daily life may be com
mOnplace in the extreme. but on them
as the material foundation We mag
build the unseen but everlasting fabric
OF a noble and beautiful character. 70
does not so much matter what we da.
but the way in which we Go IL matters
uVs tiy."
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

In an English inn, where some In
borers were sitting one evening.
mathematics became the topic OF con-
versation, when one OF tho company
propounded the old-time problem: II
a herring and half cost a penny and
a half. what would three herring
cost?" There was a silence for sew
eral minutes while all sat smoking
and thinking. At last one OF the
thinkers spoke: ~Bill. did you say
erin or mackerei?"
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

Some people refuse 20 believe that
The man who rocks the boat is any
more ~ fool than the one who
wants 20 run an automobile mile a
minute on the public hlsaways. ae-
clarcs the Chicago Recory-He-all
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

Who suuer RON such . SEA sps- fTlm
personal experience i thoroughly en-
dorse your remedy. aud am glad 90 au
opportunity Tor saying 20. Yours truly
(Slgnedl
MARY gTIZABETU LEASE.
Foster-MLburn Co. Buffalo. y. 1
Sold by ali dealers Price. 90 cents
per box.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL
INTERNATIONAL LESSON COMMENTS
soR AUGUST 20.

commentary On AAt@ Aaf a<"-H~f--
I. Jehoiakim's great sin tvs. 2i-2Sl.
81. king sent 30 that he might
hear the roll read and not be Obliged
10 learn its contents through second
hand reports. "rOok Il out" etc. The
princes had fled the roll among the
public records ~, 2Ol for safe Keeping.
'Ichudi." An Under Ofifcer. descend
ant OF n noble house. the one the \
princes had had sent 20 Baruch 20 get I
him TO read the roll 90 thcm. Princes /
stood" The king sat on a rug and 4
the princes stood respectfully about.
- "WintcrhouSe." GresS men had .
distinct houses OF apartments. nticd
FOR the different sea sons OF the year
Amos g. 10. ninth month Our
Dcccmacr The cold. rainy season.
"Fire on thc hearth Fire in "a hra-
zier. a pot made Or carthenware. in The
form of pitcher. placed Ia hollow
in the middle of the room.
- -Four leaves" Columns" r..
V. margin. The ron was ~ parch-
ment attached 20 a roller or wood at
one or both ends Our word volume.
"that which IS rolled up. points ny its
derivation to THIS oidcr form ~ book
"Cut &c." lie could not tear parchment
So ne cut DO. "reukuife.' Scr.he's
knife Used % shape the reed cm-
II IIIWNNNN NN. MAaN..-a. .I..NA NW NINNa'
urcs iu tho parchment. "Hc" refers to
King lv. 30 A. often MS Jchudl read
+ three or four columns Dee cut them out
and burned them. "Au these words
I g. 20 imply that the whole volume
was read through. "iiu aN tle roll
I was consumed implies gradual pro-
I cess.
2f "Not afraid~ Contrast tho hum-
hlc fear ~ Josiah at tho reading OF OBJ"
law ~ Kings ID, I'D Josiah rent Dis
garment, lu grief chat Che book hau
been lost. his SON cuts Gods book nnl
nurns it Throwing thc fragments "l
The roll on the fire. De- puts there in
symbol his royal house. DIS uoln,l
city. che temple an1 ttr people OF me
l1nd- "hI- servants. Ills immediate
personal attendants who o-o NOE snare
the reNrrenceS ~ tlN princes 49, tH'
-. NeNerihcle.~ inis a-~laFat's
The NinS SIN. l-lnain1n- n man "i
If,I rams ana IiiAc,. ih-i1W .- t.r N.'-
r. iNhss ~ - iltii'ih. ut .i'-
prince heinlh- more U SHOWN. 'i'
marian. n 'ii'r '. l.' 'tuii'i'
man OF Nu'le nloNN- 3 ''.i % 'lri'F
DID he "IN'lal tIlln'rI 'iiu'u i''D
a."uu ihr ptopht,lt~ 'i jog ..iN'..' h''
, 't'iu.Ilih SON Al.'NA..'-. ported 'N''
, % N." ~. +' .-' 'i",e
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p Dl'- .- ''''" ''- PES
p we i,t'N ,ir '"l. "" ''''
. able ro rrI f-lnafnan fnu~ uter.edIu.
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Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

.tarr O.. lease Tesi- 10 Iier uutv Co Rec
asntucad u,,an'. INidn~v Filis-
Mary g. Lease. formerly political
leader and orator 90 kansas. Cow au-
thor and lecturer-the only woman ever
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

Glass ce0tslniax manganese - slows
tusnsd vio.et sy sunlight
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

The ~uiaea VS. first so.aed n Charles
N rc'En.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1905-08-19

c.,sa'aad now ~ nearly i'.'0' 'aA4S-
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11
Opposed to SeIf-Healina.

Little Paul's grandfather is n
physician, and in Paul's eyes he is
the greatest hero that walks the earth.
Recently the doctor resolved to take
a trip to Europe for the benefit of his
health. Paul was almost frantic to
think that he was to be separated
from his idol, and tried by every
means within his power to dissuade
his grandfather from going.
Il don't see why o need to go
away for your health, grandpa; you're
a doctor!"
Well, Paul" replied the Old man.
ut is because ! am a doctor that !
know what is best for my health. As
a doctor | have examined myself and
found that I need a rest and change.
| have advised myself to take an ocean
voyage, and when a physician tells
you what is best for YOU. you ought
TO obey his instructions, or else what
is the use of doctors?"
Paul sadly p%ondered over this
weighty argument for a few minutes,
and then his face lighted up and he
said eagerly:
why don't you try another doctor.
grandpa"
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11
Webster's Definition.

Mr.. Joseph Willard, clerk Of the
superio. court, Massachusetts, relates
a good story concerning Daniel Web.
ster, the famous American statesman
and lawyer, in his book entitled Half
n Century With Judges and Lawyers
Webster had Il boatman who was
inclined to tell large stories, some.
times exceeding the truth. One day
he and a party Of gentlemen were on
a fishing excursion. and the converse.
ton turned on amphibious animals.
Inc boatman waited for his CHARGE,
and when Mr.. Webster stepped Il
little 10 one side and he said:
Mr.. Webster, what 10 an amphiber.
Gus animal?"
John" replied Webster, solemnly,
and with emphasis, AN amphibious
animal is an animal which lies On the
water and lies on the land, London
Answers,
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11
Dredging of the Rhine.

The dredging of the Rhine is al
ready producing excellent effects in
the upper reaches of the river. At
An, in the Rhemthal, the marshes are
disappearing, and the agricultural
lands of the region are gaining enorm.
onsly in fertility, Where quite recently
everywhere was marsh, which tended
to spread, the earth is becoming solid,
and gives promise of becoming guilty.
able. Some of the marshy tract has
Deen already reclaimed.-London
Globe.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11
No Occasion for Mincina Matters.

"~Theodosia, | do not wish to say
anything harsh or uncharitable OF your
uncle Godfrey. ! will not go so far
as 10 charge him with righteousness.
but he certainly carries the idea of
economy 10 an extreme. lie hesitates
10 make the most trifling expenditure
unless assured that il will rebound III.
rimately to his own financial advan.
rasc. While o wishing TO be IN.
just To him cannot refrain from
expressing The opinion that he Is. al.
most too frugal, as it were. too-too
cautious"
Mamma. what's the use of all that
fine talk? You know as we'll as | do
that he's Il stingy, niggardly, mean,
shabby, misery, avaricious old tight.
wad!"
Thank you. dear Chicago Trib.
unc.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11
Mailing a Lie.

Some people say there is no differ.
ence in Il mans weight before and at.
ter eating
That's a lie: | weighed myself be-
lore | went to dinner yesterday, then,
after wrestling with a boarding house
chicken, ! weighed myself again
And you found that your weight
had increased?'
no. had lost half a pound
Houston Fost,
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11
RATHER LONG PERIOD TO WAIT.
Joshua Wanted Boiled Wheat, but He
Was No Cook.

JObVud VdFlkCo SOllGo VTCdNt puN TIC
Was No Cook.
Lucinda" said Fir. Melstrum, who
had just returned from a visit TO a
farmer friend in the country. while
| vas at Longley's | ate some whole
wheat. boiled. | like f. better than
anything | yer tasted. He gave me a
small paper sack of the wheat, so we
could cook some ourselves. How long
will it be before supper is ready"
About half an hour" answered Mrs.
Melstrum.
Well. well have some boiled wheat,
If YOU please. Here's the paper sack"
But. Joshua, it will have TO be
cooked in a double boiler. and"
IL don't care how you cook It,. I'm
hungry for some more boiled wheat"
But see here, Joshua! 1t will
1T will take a lot Of cream and
sugar; ! know that. But we've got
plenty of both Put 1t on right away,
will you?"
without another word his wife took
the wheat, washed II, emptied 1t into
the double boiler" and set it on the
fire.
At the end of half an hour Mr.. Mel.
strum became impatient.
Lucinda" he called out from the
sitting room, isn't that wheat ready
YETI"
Not yet responded Mrs. Melstrum.
How much longer is it going to
I take to cook it?"
About eleven hours and a half.
That's what was trying to tell you,
but you wouldn't give me a chance. Do
you want to wait for it?"-Youth's
Companion.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11
Kaiser to Erect Statues.

The Kaiser has decided 10 ornament
the wild terrace Of the Lustgarden
side of his schloss by the erection OF
four statues of princes of the House
Of Orange namely. William of
Orange, his sol Maurice Henry, Fred
erlck of Orange and William IL
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11

You never hear any enc complain
about Defiance Starch" There is none
to equal it in quality and quantity. 10
ounces, 10 cents. Try 1t now AID save
your money.
The Tucumcari news. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-11-11

There a time to remem-
Der, a time to forget: it is tea
time; remember your Joys
md forget your sorrows.
First the fire,
Then the smoke,
No insurance?
Then you're broke!