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The leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1895-1905, 1905-04-29
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The leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1895-1905, 1905-04-29
Strayed.

Strayed.
list.
three years old; wearing small bell with col
lar made of buggy taace; left hind foot white.
ANY information as to her whereabouts win be
literally rewarded. Address,
TOBE BEACHAM.
Wesson, Miss.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
EDUCATIONAL ITEMS.

blessed are the peacemakers for
they shall be called the children OF
Cod
A seventy years limit for men and
sixty-five for women is Paterson's YER
dict.
There were 1Os,544 students in the
colleges of the United States last
year.
The profession Of education must
always be two-phased. general and
special.
There is infinitely more danger
from teachers who are too young than
too old.
The country as a whole profits i'm.
mensely from the benefit OF the pub
lie school.
The grade teacher must always deal
with immaturity. a fact never to be
forgotten.
The higher education OF most WON.
en- ends with the bachelors degree
Stanley Hall.
The United States has 1874 universi.
ties, Germany twenty-five, France
fifteen, Italy twenty-one.
Co-education is almost universal in
the elementary schools. Why not in
the high schools?-Journal of Educa-
ton.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
wAYslDE OBSERVATIONS.
A march should be soleful must

march should be soleful music.
: Absence makes the heartsorc pom.
der.
A little learning is very unsatis-
factory thing.
A man is good just as long as he
has to be, at least,
A family tree doesn't always keep
ore on the shady side of the street.
The new lear that some men turn
over has been thumbed until 1t is
greasy.
To the mafriageable young lady a
ring on the finger is worth two In the
showcase. Dallas News.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
JUST THOUGHTS.

Pesslmism usually comes from a
bad liver"
The summer girl is the mosquito
OF the heart.
In this age of graft simplicity is the
highest form OF finesse.
The true significance of every man
lies in his conception of life
The people to whom life is a bur.
den are usually burden to life.
There is more true philosophy in a
laugh than in all Plato and Socrates
combined.
Wit Is the lightning OF the brain.
but. strange to say, rarely II ever &C.
companies Its thunder.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
rAs rHEArsN.

= b
Ar actor is public instructor
Euripides
The theater is mirror OF life
Sophocles.
Death is jealous of a good comedy
Whitehead.
A comedian Is genial public char.
acter.-Shaw.
A comedy is the wine table of the
mind.-Taylor.
Actors are the only honest hypo.
crites.-Hazlitt.
The stage is school of manners
William Woodfall.
The stage represents fiction as II 1t
were fact.-Betterton.
The theater is the DEVILS own ter
ritory.-Edward Allyn.
The stage is the field for the orator
as we'll as the comedian.-Roscius.
A passion for dramatic art is inher-
ent in the nature OF man.-Edwin For
rest.
1t is in drama where poetry attains
It's loftiest fight.-Don Luis I. of Por.
tugal.
The drama is the most refined pleas
ure of polished people.-Dion Bouci.
cault.
The stage is more powerful than the
platform, the press, or the pulpit
Anna Dickinson.
A comedy is like a cigar; II good.
every one wants box; If bad. no
amount of putting will make it draw
Harry James Byron.
When God conceived the world, that
was poetry; he formed 1t, and that
was sculpture: he colored 1t, and that
was painting; he peopled 1t with living
things. and that was the grand, divine.
eternal drama.-Charlotte Cushman.
The drama embraces and applies all
the beauties and decorations of poetry
The sister arts attend and adorn her;
painting. architecture, and music are
her handmaidens; the costliest lights
OF a peoples intellects burn at her
show, all ages welcome her.-Robert
A. Willmot.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
DYsPEPrIc PHILOSOPHY.

Sound judgement doesn't always
make the most noise.
Most of us can offer sure remedy
for other peoples ills.
Even the worm will sometimes turn
before 1t is trodden upon.
Fashionable women acquire embon-
point, the others just get fat
The dancing man realizes that a
bud in hand is worth two wall flowers.
The man who is governed by his
good impulses can always govern him.
self
The average man has plenty OF ex-
cuses, but he can't always think Of
them.
A diplomat is a man who earns his
bread by the sweat Of other mso's
brows.
When woman wears a new hat to
church. she doesn't care how long tho
sermon Is.
When fellow tells a girl she is
all the world to him. he naturally
wants the earth.
There's no use In playing the pro
digal son unless you are dead sure Of
the fatted calf at the other end.
When boy canes home from his
first year at college he wonders how
It Is that his father knows 20 little.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
HAS 1T OCCURRED TO YOU?

An icicle is a sickle that cuts no
ice harvest.
The relative of his wife that man
thinks the most of is her husband.
Some bees make money; others,
capital Boston Beans and Brown
Bread.
Much in little is not always so good
as it sounds; for instance, much wat
er in little milk.
The fuller a woman's dress, the less
her pretense-the more she shows
what she really is.
In golf, at any rate, small "tee"
may be the difference between no
ability and notability.
Heaven cannot be brought within
ones reach by swearing until every
thing is the color of the sky.
Love in a cottage is almost price,
less. especially if the cottage stands
In the middle Of valuable city lot.
The farce of Much Adieu About
Nothing" is often performed by two
women. not on stage. but waiting
street car.
If photography is a foe to graphic
art, is topography the top of graphic
art, and autobiography what ought-to-
be-a-graphic art?-Tom Fullery in
The Sunday Magazine.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
EMERSON IN LITTLE.

For nonconformity the world whips
you with its displeasure.
Every law which a State enacts in
dicates a fact in human nature; that
is all.
1t is a proverb, that Courtesy costs
nothing; but calculation might come
to value love for its profit.
Nothing can bring you peace but
yourself. Nothing can bring you
peace but the triumph of principles.
There is no luck in literary reputa-
tion. Gilt edges, vellum, and morocco
will not preserve book in circulation
beyond its intrinsic date.
Our spontaneous action is always
the best. You cannot, with your best
deliberation and lead, come so close
to any question as your spontaneous
glance shall bring you.
The nonchalance of boys who are
sure of dinner, and would disdain
as much as lord to do or say aught
to conciliate one, is the healthy atti.
tude of human nature.
There is no weakness or exposure
for which we cannot find consolation
in the thought-this is a part of my
constitution. part Of my relation and
office to my fellow-creature.
What I must do is all that concerns
me. not what the people think. This
rule, equally arduous in actual and in
intellectual life, may serve for the
whole distinction between greatness
and meanness.-Ralph Waldo Emer.
son.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
UP.To.DATE DEFINITIONS.

A Falsifier-One OF us.
"A Simpleton-Theo other fellow.
An Admittedly Wise Man-One who
Is dead.
Play-The sort OF labor we fail to
recognize as such.
A Glass House-The one you and I
are trying to hide.
Labor-The sort of play we don't
desire to engage in.
A Reprehensible Sinner-One who
has been caught at It.
virtue-A fragmentary garment that
NE wear only in spots.
A Critic-One who tells how to do
things that he could not do. - San
Francisco Call
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
BY OUR OWN OWL.

Some man make a speciality of fiirt-
fns with trouble.
\ lawyer isn't necessarily beggar
because he pleads for money.
Science makes believers of doubt.
ers and doubters of believers.
Some men proceed to storm when
they are unable to raise the wind
Ii often appears that the less a man
Knows the longer It takes to tell it.
Once there was man who tried to
serve two masters-and he was ar
rested for bigamy.
But the proof Of the puddip. Is the
manner In which the guests look at
each other and say nothing.
1t sometimes happens that when a
young man dotes on a girl her strenu.
sons father acts as an antidote.
Trying TO be independent without
capital is about as satisfactory as
learning TO be a prizefghter from a
book.
Nothing is calculated to make a girl
so weary as the sight OF young man
she admires acting silly over some
other girl.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
RULES FOR BUSINESS LIFE.

Do not dream between a. m and
s p. m.
Do the thing you ought to do at
once-at once.
Do not build air castles when you
ought to be making bricks for cot.
tages.
The man who thinks OF millions usu.
ally counts his monthly salary In two
figures.
Finish what you are doing as
though that thing was the crownlng
work of your life.
Learn to suppress the irritation
that comes from doing the uncongen-
ial but necessary thing.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
IN SEEKING A POSITION.


BE frank.
Apply in person.
Try not to be embarrassed.
Refer to only those you are sure OF.
Express your opinions OF matters
cnly when asked.
Find out the salary they will give
before setting yours.
Don't try wire pulling" till you are
Obliged to. The chances are that you
will be obliged to.-"A Graduate" In
Center Of Vision.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
YOU ARE MISTAKEN

In imagining that every hour taken
from sleep is an hour gained.
II you think that the more you eat
the fatter and stronger you become.
In thinking that the smallest room
in the house is large enough to sleep
in.
II you think that the more hours
child studies at school the faster It
will learn.
In eating without an appetite. or
continuing to eat after 1t Is satisfied,
merely to crafty the taste.
In concluding that, exercise being
healthful. the more violent or exhaust.
ing 1t is the more good 1t will do.
In advising another to take a rem.
edy that you have tried on yourself,
without special inquiry whether all
the conditions are alike
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
HAVE you NOTICED THAT

You can always find some one capa.
BILE OF imparting the secret OF success.
Others will think well OF you SO
long as you do not think too well Of
yourself.
Economy is subject which admits
Of being treated with levlty. but 1t can
not SO be disposed OF.
A man who seems very stupid in q
crowd can often be extremely interest.
Ing In . dimly lit cozy corner with
only one other person present.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
Sos1 SiiiIl1sd5' Is,ilosopHv.

0OSH JISSNoD psstIooopHY.
One baby is blessing. a DOZEN l.
Q burden.
Kind words Is always as welcome
as fresh COW in the winter time.
Did you ever notice that 1t always
rains when your hay is layin out?
Honesty is the best policy, but 1t
don't seem as popular as 1t ought to.
The man who marries a woman for
her good looks generally lives to re-
gret 1t.
A lazy man is always despised and
yet who wouldn't be lazy II he could
only afford 1t?
When you feel that you are carryin
a load Of responsibility just think Of
your suspenders.
You can't tell how many brains a
man has in his head by the size Of 1t
Ills mead may be SWeld.
Truth Is mighty and will prevail.
and yet there is a good many liars
tryin to crush her to earth all tho
time.
Persistence counts in everything
except fishing. There it is almost a
waste of time, no matter what you
ketch.
Show me man who is fond OF
argument and I will show you a man
who has patches on the seat Of his
pants.
Look not upon the hard cider when
1t has bead on 1t, and do not drink
more than quart on an empty stoma
muck, or you won't be wuth kickin'
out Of the road for several hours
New York Weekly.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
81 " cystlcAt MUSINGS.

Marriage often results in cold feet,
It's pretty sharp woman that cant
be flattered.
Many a mans future is overshadow-
ed by his past.
You may kill time, but it will come
back to haunt you.
Alimony is often satisfactory SUBJ
stitute for a husband.
Beauty is only skin deep, and even
then 1t is apt to rub of.
The family photograph album is a
nightmare to the girl of 80.
Life is either a'comedy or a tragedy,
just as you choose to make it.
This is a land of promise to the
man who lends money promiscuously.
II we could afford to buy lot of
things we want, we wouldn't want
them.
The portals of heaven are closely
guarded, but the devil will meet you
half way.
It may be considered gallant to kiss
lady's hand. but most girls consider
1t out of place.
Some fellows never go to work for
living until they have given every.
thing else a fair trial.
All the world asks of man is for
him to do his best. If that doesn't
suit him he can get out.
The fellow who says he would bet
his last dollar on a horse race may
eventually have a chance to do So
An editor throws more poetry into
the waste basket in one day than lots
of men have in their souls in whole
lifetime.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
POINTED pARAaRApHs.s

Dead-game sports are anything but
dead ones.
Society weddings come under the
bead of fashionable ties.
E-ife is mostly devoted to attempts
ia obtain the urattainable.
A lunatic's train of thought evident
Ty ran into an open switch.
A girl with pretty teeth never miss
es an opportunity to gigle.
Most people overestimate their sor-
rows and undervalue their joys.
Fortunes wheel revolves for the
taan who puts his shoulder to it.
A diplomat is man who gets what
he wants by pretending not to want it.
a diplomat is man who loves his
rnother-in-law-if the old lady has
money.
X a man has money to burn he can
easily find some woman who is willing
40 furnish match.
The man who really leads the sim
vie life is usually too busy to waste
any time talking about it.
When a staid family man attempts
90 flirt it's the cue for the other fel-
lows to get on the side track.
millionaire, Alonzo, is quite likely
60 be man who pays taxes on hun
Glred thousand under protest.
There may be as good fish In the
sea as ever were caught-but some
bow they are shy about swallowing
your bait.
When things go wrong man goes
downtown and gets full and woman
goes upstairs and turns on the briny
tears.-Chicago News.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
"PLEAsUREs OF LIFE"

No one really fails who does his
best.
Life is not to live merely, but to
live we'll
Time is often said to be money, but
it is more-it is life.
If we succeed in giving the love of
learning. the learning itself is sure
to follow.
If we do our best, il we don't mag.
Iify trifling troubles, If we avail, our.
selves Of the manifold blessings which
surround us. we cannot but feel that
life is indeed glorious inheritance.
A library is true fairy-land. a very
palace of delight, a haven OF repose
from the storms and troubles of the
world. Rich and poor can enjoy 1t
alike. for here. at least, wealth gives
no advantage.
Suffering may be unavoidable, but
no one has any excuse for being dull.
and yet some people are dull. They
talk of better world to come, while
whatever dullness there may be here
is all their own.
Much, certainly, of the happiness
and purity Of our lives depends on
our making wise choice of our COM
panions and friends. II badly chosen,
they will inevitably drag us down;
II we'll. they will raise US up.-Lord
Avebury.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
sENrsncr sERMoNs
;iving is the gauge Of living.


Giving is the gauge Of living.
Every curriculum must be tested In
conduct.
It's no trouble finding short cuts to
no end of trouble.
Some people are never grateful un-
til they get hungry.
Any religion is easier to describe
than to demonstrate.
The prayerful heart will be proven
by the practical life.
The cash register church makes but
a poor record above.
The worst infdelity is to live as
though God had forgotten.
1t will take more than chicken piety
to save this world from sin.
The noble life asks for more SER
vice instead of more servants.
You cannot get into green pastures
while you herd with the goats.
Riches are roots of evil only to the
man who has failed to raise any.
No man can build his own reput-
alton out of the ruins of another's.
Straight dealings are the best ev-
licences of being in the narrow way.
The man who is always in the way
always thinks he is in the only way.
True spirituality is the ability to
see the altar in the washtub and the
cookstove.
Small souls always think they have
the whole of religion when they get
one thread from it's many colored gar
ment.-Henry F. Cope in Chicago
Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
'wInILEa1

.rie = -s 49,
(: Scandal loves the scent Of tea.
The echo always has the last word!
Many a sword is made of scrap
iron!
Even the cannibal loves his fellow
man!
Living on love is all right between
meals!
Never say fail. Leave that to your
friends!
1t upsets man terribly to lose his
balance at the bank!
A grass widow and rake usually
get on well together!
Many black mustache has painted
a young woman's face red!
Agree with your wife and you can
always have your own way!
care not who wrotes the laws of a
nation If l can write the checks!
Many husband is hungry for the
love his wife wastes on the dog.
The patent medicine always helps
the man that sells his testimonial!
Somehow it always makes man
philosophical to visit churchyard!
Don't kick man when he's down.
He may have a brick in his pocket!
A woman's darned curiosity is al
ways responsible for a husbands lies!
A mere matter of form has secured
many girl theatrical engagement!
The beggar on the street may once
have had an ambition greater than
yours!
The reason some of us are not sub
scribers to spiritualism is because we
are too proud to talk with our ances
tors!-Byron Williams.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
REFLECTIONS OF a BACHELOR.

Street cars are good places to learn
not to admire humanity.
Candy and flowers have made moro
love matches than great deeds.
Men who would never dream Of 20.
Ing up In flying machine go into pol.
ltics without a shiver.
There are lots ef things man can't
AFFORD for himself because his family
can for the rest Of 1t.
Generally you can tell q woman
who controls the color of her blond
hair by her suspicious Of others,-
New York Press.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
SUNFLoWER PHILOSOPHY.

a married man always looks it.
Give cheap man his own way
sooner than quarrel with him.
The bill collectors say the smaller
dhe merchant the more arrogant his
rrianner with bill collector.
Another objection if there is any
r'hing in physical culture: Holding
girls hand doesn't develop single
muscle.
they may argue doctrine, but when
rwo preachers wives meet their talk
IS of their need of money.
You wouldn't think it, to see the
sdulation young man receives from
the girls, that he was once so ugly
everybody thought his mother was
foolish for keeping him.
An Atchison woman who has been
rDoster-pecked all her life says the
unyy time she ever chose something
without being picked" at was after
her husbands death when she chose
his coffin.
Il know he is getting tired of me" ;"
cried an Atchison girl on her mothers
shoulder the other evening. Last
might he was an hour in saying good
might to me. and tonight he was only
shirty minutes. ."-Atchison (Kan.)
Globe
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Some people get dramatic when
they get dramatic.
Money may be bother, but we sug-
gest making the best of ones bothera.
tiors.
The report that the colleges are
turning out short supply of minis
ters will be matter of congratula.
ton in yellow-legged chicken circles.
A would-be emancipator gleefully
announces that dried orange peel is
as good for rekindling fires as is
kindling wood" Glory. Save yer
pcels,
A poet worked himself into an aw-
ful mess about The Songs My Moth.
er Sang but never a word was there
In 1t regarding pas calling him the
second time for breakfast!
THE arc lamps in the street have a
real pole-light look Thus wrote the
funny man on the Philadelphia Bulle-
tin. Then he blew for the night be.
fore the proofreader could send down
word to give no quarter-Byron VIII.
liams.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
THINK EVERY DAY.

Monday.-Be accurate, practical.
anu PERSISTENT 81
Tuesday.-Remember that what one
man has done another can do, IL he
but find the way. fit himself for the
journey, and travel 1t.
Wednesday.-Look at the highest
average rewards of the calling you
propose to adopt, and IL the same
efforts In some other direction would
have brighter prospect, chose tho
latter.
Thursday.-Mind your own bust
ness. Your business will not mind II.
self, and nobody will mind II for you.
Friday.-There are no doubt ex-
ceptions to every rule, so when you
find a man able and willing to faith
fully mind your business for you, and
your business Is big enough to need
his help, realize that you have treas.
ure. and recollect that he Is . man Of
intelligence, capable OF knowing when
he Is Justly or generously treated, or
otherwise.
Saturday OF the man who
is only acting the part Of the good
and faithful servant"
Sunday.-7Think with caution, act
with decision, and never lose courage.
London Answers.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Some people make sort Of luxury
OF COMPASSIONATE. Gore.
The problem OF the moment is to
teach people how to live.-Lord Lon.
donderry.
The law of selfsacrifce is the
surest road to useful and happy life.
Earl Nelson. .,ao.
A very large amount Of poverty is
due to want of thought in people
spending money.-Archdeacon Mad
den.
Average acting now is much high
err, and the endeavor to prolong life,
as we know 1t, is much more sincere.
Forbes Robertson.
The question of poverty and the
deserving poor is complicated through
the existence In England OF so many
people driven to herd In the great
towns. where they are out OF the reach
of those who used to look after their
poor neighbors.-A. T. Quiller.C Couch.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

The bill collectors say the smaller
dhe merchant the more arrogant his
manner with bill collector.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Give a cheap man his own way
sooner than quarrel with him.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Money may be bother, but we sug
gest making the best of ones bothera
tiors.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

IL often appears that the less man
Knows the longer It takes to tell it.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Another objection if there is any
thing in physical culture: Holding
gIri's hand doesn't develop single
r1n,yscle
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

serve two masters-and he was ar
rested for bigamy.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Some men proceed to storm when
they are unable to raise the wind
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

a married man always looks it.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

An editor throws more poetry into
the waste basket in one day than lots
of men have in their souls in a whole
lifetime.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
UNCLE BYS WISDOM.

Some people get dramatic when
they get dramatic.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Small souls always think they have
the whole of religion when they get
one thread from it's many colored gar
ment.-Henry F. Cope in Chicago
Tribune.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

But the proof Of the puddir. is the
manner In which the guests look at
each other and say nothing.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Dead-game sports are anything but
dead ones.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

1t sometimes happens that when a
young man dotes on girl her strenu
sons father acts as an antidote.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26
ENGLISH OPINION.

Some people make a sort OF luxury
OF COMPASSIONATE. Gore.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Fortunes wheel revolves for the
inan who puts his shoulder to it.
Gilpin observer., 1905-10-26

Sunday.-7Think with caution, act
with decision, and never lose courage.
London Answers