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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28

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rare chance for hustler. Commercial collec-
lions. South and North Dakota farm lands
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28

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Ing for Tor an .; Investment Proposition that win
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ested to the extent Of several thousand dol
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28

STORE BUILDING IN COUNTY SEAT TOWN.
future prospects by relocating. Good opening
for general store, racket store and restaurant
For particulars write J. F. Stenfort, Dopneny
MINI. +
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28

PARTIES LOOKING FOR AN INVESTMENT
of any size will do well by calling on the In.
terEational Hosting Machine Co., 500 Phoenix
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS

NOTICE TO CERTIFICATE HOLDERS.
Information has come to us that propositions
are being made by certain irresponsible persons
who advertise to purchase your certificates,
but who simply wish to get possession Of them
only result of such schemes will be to involve
In trouble those who enter into them. Those
who were winners in the contest should present
their certificates at our store only, where each
certificate presented in good faith by the proper
holder will be accepted and honored at It's full
value according to its terms. Only one certif-
cate can be used on each purchase Of one new
piano.
Metropolitan Music Co.,
a o. q
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28
HORSES AND CARRIAGES
Wanted.

COWS, DOGS AND POULTRY
FOR sALE-THoRoUGHBRED PEDIGREED
Scotch collie puppies: descended on both sides
from finest imported dogs; bought in Swtzer-
land by w. Atlee Burkee Philadelphia. at cost
Of $1,000 each. Miss Echo Simmons. 2735
Emerson s.
SCOTCH CoLL1Es, FINEST BREEDING IN
the world; sired by our imported "Wishaw
Climax" the only litter brother to the $40, 900
worlds champion; stud fee. SIS. Highland
Collie Kennels. Buffalo. MINI.
RICHLY PEDIGREED BEAGLE HOUNDS;
brood bitches. youngsters, single or in pairs
unrelated; also English settlers, months old,
Of the worlds greatest breeding. Fashion Ken
nel 272O 21st av n.
CoWs-LARGE NUMBER OF GOOD FRESH
cows and forward springers constantly Oh
hand at Midway Cow Market, Minnesota
Transfer: prices lowest in either city. Lyle,
2161 University.
$50 BUYS THOROUGHBRED JERSEY COW,
giving three to four quarts nice rich milk a
day; must sell, going away; snap. Call any
time tonight or Sunday. 1908 10Th NE.
OIL MEAL, $50; CRUSHED OYSTER SHELLS,
S5c; grit. 75c per 10O-lb sack. J. 81. Smith,
hardware. 214-216 Hennepin
FOR sALE-CHoICE OF THREE FRESH
mich cows 1929 Portland av.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

II you are wise today you can afford
to risk being otherwise tomorrow.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

my candy kitchen and it knocked the
wind out Of me. The man who kid
mapped me then threw me to one side
and left me lying on the cold ground
to decay
"You talk too much,' said the bat,
now thoroly aroused.
eyes, 1 may, but never talk about
any one behind their back. I don It
know as you have made such hit, -
quickly responded the windy one.
back to the store
i" 'Rah, 'rah, 'rah,'' screamed the
horsehide sphere as he bounded into the
midst of the gathering. "If you had
been handled as have been you would
have room for an argument. | have
been pounded around from pillar to
post. have been spit upon and rolled
in the mud. I remember the first day
white suit with zigzag passementerie
trimmings. was SO cute I was tossed
first to one and then to another until
finally fell into the hands Of old Nick
himself. I know that IS who it was, for
they called him Nick (Altrock) and he
had large lump on his jaw. He rolled
me over and over in the grass and dirt
until my suit was dirty and grass
stained. Then he threw me with all his
might A man hit me with club and
another man chased me nearly two
blocks. was finally captured, relayed
back home and then a perfect stranger,
two-faced as he could be, seized me and
threw me into dungeon along with
several other captives. We were never
taken out again, and this is the first
time I have been able to say word in
"Ball him out; ball him out, .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

Dry club. 1 was minding my own bust
ness and was perfectly quiet. Suddenly
/ saw him coming my way. just before
he got to me he lodged as If I was 60
ing to grab him. A man close by with
his head and face covered up called him
strike breaker. Another man armed
with bludgeon got terrible angry and
struck me with all his might. A mo-
ment later he ran like a deer and have
never seen him since. But I III lay for
him next summer when its warm enough
to get out of doors and trip him up.'
"It's wonder you fellows wouldn It
keep quiet and let a fellow Sleep
broke in the bag triplets, who look so
much alike one couldn' It tell them apart
if they were not named first, second and
third. eve have been most cruelty
spiked. We have had the stufing kicked
seem to take delight in standing on
us with both feet. We wouldn't stay
there if they didn't chain us down.
Still they are pretty good to us. We
get fresh filling nearly every day and
it is seldom we ever stay out at nights
SO we are always in pretty good con-
dition.'' 49,.
"Jiggers, here comes the watchman,"
whispered the pitchers slab.
"Shut up, you slab, i" grunted the
WNo puIverized blockhead will talk
like that to me- was the retort.
The watchman sneezed. It sounded
like thunder. A cold wind blew in thru
the. open door. The unhappy family
| went to bed and all was quiet once more
as the door slammed and the ground
tender went his Chicago News.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03
Winter Season Dreams
of the Baseball Player

shouted the Indicator from the shelf, out
of harm IS way. 81 have kept tab on
him for some time and I have seen him
disgraced before multitude. / have
a record of every. move he ever made
and it strikes me as if he ought to go
my defense.
ssDon It believe that guy" broke in
the home plate.
"Rubber,o cried the big mitt lying
near.
ssWell, I have watched that round
head in every move he has made, again
the home plate ventured. 81 never
took my eyes off him. They treated him
friends. Once he struck me square in
| the nose and I haven't got over it yet.
Besides it was his fault one day that i
was struck vicious blow with hick-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

The South Side team was light and
inexperienced, and in view of the diff
fculties under which it labored, should
be given much credit. The loss Of its
games must be charged chiefly to mex
perience and the real successes or fail
ure Of the season past gagged by the
showing made by next years team.
!. North Side has chosen to withdraw
from the city high school contest for the
championship and discussion of it's
record does not lie within the scope of
the present article, which is intended
simply as brief review Of those games
which contributed directly to the win
ming Of the city title.
Only one thing in connection with
the standing of the twin city teams has
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

Rain played ragtime on the roof Of
the clubhouse. The wind whistled
mournfully thru the cracks. Inside all
was still and dark. A groan from one
corner Of the room nearly created a
breath Of air forcing its way out of
the chest protector which had been
doubled up for two weeks or more.
What s the matter, windy9" asked
his friend the mask.
ooh, nothing. I just had terrible
DREAM said the chest protector. 81
dreamed that I was kidnapped by man
with a. large face full of holes. He
long Journey. A great crowd greeted
us, apparently, but few moments later
was viciously assaulted Some one
threw something and hit me right in
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03
ar AIRY TOMBSTONE has been
deer hunting. And what is

deer hunting. ana What IS
~ n more, Mary has returned
bringing with him the full quota of
deer allowed by law, a big lynx hide,
and wonder-tale that would make his
feminine namesake sit up and take
notice. .....
Mary reached town about 0 clock,
pm, and his train left at 3 the next
am, the interim being spent by Mary
in describing the incidents of his hunt
and recalling to the barkeep what he
was on earth for-to an admiring circle
in the hotel annex. would dearly love
to tell the tale as he told it, but that
being beyond me, the best can do is
to come as nearly to it as can, and beg
my readers indulgence for .shortcom-
ings not helpable. -
About as thus said Mary: "Say,
Johnnie! Fill EN- up! /. tell you boys
we had the time of our lives and your
Uncle Henry WASH It so slow in getting
next to all that was going as he might
have been either. But for a time /
! thought we were up against it for fair
/ and were due to come home empty
/ handed. The woods were SO noisy that
1--WE couldn't get near enough to deer
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

doing in the meanwhile. 1t was pretty
chilly after night fairly set in and you
may be sure I had all wanted to do
to keep my blood circulating, 50 sleep,
was out Of the question. must have
dozed bit for I suddenly became
aware that some kind of big beast was
in the pen which had neither seen nor
heard in it s ingress. I struck a match
and my blood ran cold to see in it g
sudden glare the evil, bewhiskered face
Of a tremendous lynx, it's every fang
showing in a wicked snarl, and it s long
claws barred for action. As the match
went out the beast sprang for me, and
for an hour or two there was circus
in that pen worth going miles to see.
The creature fought like a demon, but
I had got a two-hand grip on it the
first crack out of the box and held it
So that it could neither bite nor claw
tho desperately trying to do both.f
Z ttThey re empty again, Johnny! [
was almost win'ded when I had the lynx
fought to standstill, but I got him
there at last, got him down with both
knees pressing him to the ground, and
choked him to death. Say jiu-jitsu s
great Wnen you know IL Dis wei DIS 40.
The farmer let his belt down in the pen
when he found me in the morning, I tied
mine to it and he hauled me out. Of
course I threw Mr. Lynx out first. Ten
minutes of train time, is it9 Well,
Johnny, fill 'em up again! See you all
later boys, so long!"
!. The Farmers Story.
NARRATED by the farmer after Mary's
departure.)
Say! Amt he peachg Never
cracked a cartridge while he was out.
sGotSin with that bunch stopped at old
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

man Flipmigildy's, played poker an
drank beer all day and most all night,
an won every last cent they had, fin
ishir' Of 'ena up night before last when
he said he was caught in the bear pen.
Giles bird, all right. Garry more
than will float him and pear soberer
when he IS Dorado an sober man ever
dared to. But when he come back from
the old man s the mornin we come in,
after he d bought two deer apiece for
the bunch he'd skinned, an paid their
bill, all out Of the money he d won, an
bought the lynx hide sold him his
two deer--he come near queering' him
self when he met my wife as he come
in the door. He says, Good mornin
ladies, to my wife, You look enough
like to be twins. Then ketched him
self and passed it off for q joke. But
he IS peach. sss ssa
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03
By.oiI.

ny SiIs tf~. =
Conspicuous among the host of inter-
esting facts connected with the high
school football season Of 1905 this one
stands out pre-emine nj and indisputable,
cit is all over now The last game
has been played and the last team has
broken training. Not all the discussion
of the rooter nor all the weird imagin-
ings Of the dope fiend can cancel one
touchdown or add single point to the
score. y.
~ Just to show how vain and futile all
preseason forecasts are in the face of
the actual facts, contrast the way the
teams were rated by the most accom-
plished football seers and astrologers at
the opening Of the season with the final
roundup. The teams were rated as fol-
lows before any games were played:
North, first; East, second; Central,
third, and South, fourth. Now that the
season is played out they stand as fol-
lows: Central, first; East, second;
South, third, and North withdrawn.
While it is vain and improbable to
discuss what might have been there is
considerable valuable information to be
gained by going over the season g rec
ord and finding out how it was that
things turned out as they did.
Twin City Champions.
Central holds the. championship Of the
Twin Cities This title was won beyond
the shadow of doubt by defeating
South, East and St. Paul Central.
North withdrew from the race and for
| feited its game to Central. The vic
| ~ 1,,4I
NAL and the creditable showing made
much to the credit of the red and blue,
have no bearing on the championship
and may be dismissed from the discus
sion without further notice. -. f
Central s first championship game
was played against East High at Nicol-
let park on the afternoon of Oct. 20.
The week before Central had won easily
at st. Cloud by score of 10 to 0. The
team was much elated, and nothing but
a severe talk by Coach Morse brought
the players back to earth in time to
realize that the game with East was not
" already won. Central got the ball on
. downs Immediately after the kickoff
and marched from the East's 25-yard
iisline for touchdown in less than: two
minutes Of play. With this good begin,
ming Central played resistless: game
and in spite Of a determined resistance
on the part Of the crimson team won
by score Of % to 2.
South Surprise.
i Central did not play another cham
1 pionship game until Nov. 8, when il
met st. Paul Central at Nicollet park
[ The contest was hard fought from start
to finish, and the Minneapolis team wor
!. out by touchdown in each half only
i by showing a higher degree of speed
!, and team work than it's opponents. Tht
final score was il to O.
q South Side proved the surprise Of the
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-03

not been touched on, and that is the
relative standing of East Side and st.
Paul Central in regard to second place.
As the teams did not meet, the deei-
sion must be left to comparative scores.
ST, Paul lost to Central to IL and won
from South Side 80 to 0. East lost to
Central to % and won from South
Side 10 to @. This would seem to indi-
cate that the St. Paul school had the
stronger team and is entitled to second
place.
This ranks the twin city teams as
follows: Central high, ST. Paul, East
high, South high and Mechanic Arts.
If you are wise today you can afford
The Globe-republican., 1905-07-20
CHALLENGE FOR GLOBE REPUBLI
CAN READERS. .

Coupon Worth goo II Presented ut
Rath & cambridge Store.
In order to test the Globe Republicans
great circulatign and Its superior adyer-
Using value, we have made arrange
ments with Rath & cambridge, the pop
ular druggists, to offer one OF their best
selling medicines at half price TO anyone
who will cut out the following coupon
and present It at their store.
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PINE & BOND, Palace Drug Store.
Dodge City, Kansas.
Sunday Dinner

Try the Palmer house for Sunday
dinner. Fine menu, including spring
chicken, Ice cream and cake Bring the
family with you. Electric fans In din.
ing room, =
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For SAID

My entire household furniture, regard
less Of cost. Call aud see Us and get d
bargain in any thing Ton may want.
Dick Stubs, four west Of ODD Fellows
battlefront street.
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In addition to taxes and penalties as stat
ed in above list, a charge of 30 cents on each
tract of land and 10 cents on each town lot
will be collected, in payment of fees for list
ing and advertising.
". J. DAVIES.
Treasurer Ford County, Kansas.
The Globe-republican., 1905-07-20
LOCAL NEWS NOTES
|. Gluck was In Hutchinson Tuesday.

George Martin returned Tuesday from
Colorado.
Nothing too good for our customer
Gwinner's
Miss Irma KolIey Is back in the Bar.
gain store.
MISS Kate Burgess spent last Sunday il
Kinsley.
| Miss Kate Burgess is In Meade attend.
Ing normal.
Miss Lucy Molloham Of Marion 10 WIS.,
iting Mrs. Uhl.
MISS Maude Rlnsy Is assisting at the
Bargain Store.
Mrs. A. Gluck is still unable to be out,
but Is improving.
/! W. s. Pagan OF Hutchinson has been
In town since Wednesday.
Mrs. R. w. Hellwarth will return this
evening from Garden City.
For SALE-Second hand two.seated
surrey. See W. T. COOLIDGE.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. H. Young are home
from their trip to Portland,
George Gilbert was here last week Wis
ting his sons Leon and Clint,
s. j. Kinkead Is building a new barn
at bis home on Railroad avenue.
Miss Grace Hilton went to Garden
City Wednesday for weeks visit.
Mrs. G. A. Milton will entertain the
Embroidery club tomorrow afternoon,
Money to loan on good improved farms
at reasonable rates. W. 7. COOLIDGE II
II you want to be. fitted with spectacles
see P. H. YOUNG, the Graduate OpticIan.
Warren Crumblne Of Topeka is here
visiting Arthur Scates and his other boy
friends.
Mrs. E. A. Damon Of Larned 10 visit
ing with Mrs. 8. I. Williams and Mrs.
Ripple.
IeRoy Martha and sister Miss Nellie,
were out to Wright Station Wednesday
evening.
R. s. Crane 10 back from Kansas City
While away Mr.. and Mrs. Crane visited
10 st. Paul.
The new house being built by 8. P.
Reynolds on his farm Is nearing COM
pleti0n.
Mr.. ana Mrs. Paul Evans have re.
turned to St. Louis after visit here with
relatives.
Mrs. w. e. Teare and daughter Fannie
are spending the remainder Of the sum
mer In Denver
Mrs. B. G. Jones and daughter Gladys
are at Colby, Kans. They will be absent
several weeks.
Miss Alice Hughes of Emporia will
visit her sisters, Mrs. w. S. Phillips and
Miss Mary Hughes next week.
G. Syler, an operator at the Santa Fe
offices, has been unable to work the past
week on account of sickness.
Frank Moore has returned to Grand
Junction, Colo, after visit with his
sister Mrs. Fred Feldmeir.
Mrs. Ripple entertained a number Of
friends last Thursday afternoon 10 honor
of her guest, Mrs. Damon OF Larned.
Miss Dora Cnrrey returned to her home
in Concordia Wednesday after two
weeks visit with friends here.
Welby Rice, who was hurt several
days ago by falling on to the prongs Of
an Ice hook, 10 able to DO out.
Mrs. W. w. Thompson Of Kansas City,
who is on her return home from Colo
RADIO, Is the guest Of Mrs. @. M. Beeson.
P. H. Young can supply yon with any.
thing in musical way. Everything
new and up to date. We carry the cele-
brated Washburn MandYllns and Guitars
In stock.
|
The Globe-republican., 1905-07-20
fire & Lightning.

Farmers insure your wheat In rlcks and
GRANTEES against fire and Lightning 10
the Farmers Alliance soi MCPHERSON,
Kansas, Rates the very lowest.
NV J.. D. Brown, Agent.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-23
- Ynrk stock Market.

NEW YORK Aug. 22-AN other events IN
Was stock market were completely over
fshadowed BY 4 sensational upward movement
In Reading and Erie. On enormous total
q buying Reading advanced 31k points TO
new high record the first hour. soon lost
much q its gsin, but subsequently recovered
and closed With net advance OF "a points.
Ere On every heavy traGinE. advanced rs 10
O. also Few high record. and closed ut
E1ss. W0sld be iGlc to 9oNastce ars Spe-
cisf reason for the movement IN ReodiEg !
pool ~ considerable proportions has beeh
operating = 4 Tor almost year AID its 9c-
vance IN that period has probably exceeded
that Of any other stock in It's class Ever
since Readsug crossed par 81 has had L good
sized sheg- interest, snd so-day'e upward rush
WAS strU2Ey suggestive OF a drive against this
interest Ia the opinion or conservative OBJ
servers. lcTevUr. this hut PARTLY explains
Readings phenomenal rise. RumOrs that tais
stock IS jE Tor increased dividend
81 ar carly day were current to-day
also REPORT that the read is 10 figure ad-
gSnta as5cOusly n deal. now N process Of fer
matter. bat neitler cf these stories above
the icscl OF board gossip Much OF the
buyiEg of Reading cJstnS the past few weeks
has coule nom out OF town. according
purts Philadelphia ara BIttsbE-R houses being
prominent on TIE long side Operations n
Reading aggregated almost 25 per cent Of
fae dsg's enttrr business The rise in Read
fng served 20 stimulate the balance OF the list
fcr a while. aut a reverse movement sooz Sc;
ir The Eac.acs New York Central Atchisofi
-relaWars aEd Hudson and os fhe more
active sBGuslriais yielded point or more The
realfi9l WaG checked by a further rise in
EsasfrE. IL tho last hour operations centcrcd
-HrR.-v around such stocks as Delaware end
-. s~--- I.zsl.aRa nnd the ErieE The
Frafeers were neglected during the greater part
q .he day. 81. Paul being the only steady
stock 10 fhis group. Aside from some latent
s.re.gsh IN American Smeting. the lDdustrlals
,gerc without feature. the Stee. stocks display
sne heaYiDess throughout The market broad