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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
MANY HURT II Collision.

Fast Train Struck Freight and Both
Were Wrecked.
Peru Ind A fast train on the Wa
bash Railroad. east bound. came in col
iision with q freight train a o'clock
at night at Fort Wayne and one nlap
was killed, two persons fatally injured
and twelve or fourteen more or less se-
riously hurt The collision occurred on
a steep grade. and both engines and
several cars were demolished
Engineer Ernest, Of the passenger
train, had both arms broken. his right
leg crushed and received internal inju-
fles Engineer Carpenter, of the freight
erAin. Jumped and was bndlg hurt
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
3RRIBLE MAN TRAPS.


Iat Britain has passed a law re-
NV against pole traps, but the ac-
" ghpanying illustration, reproduced
pn English Country Life. shows an
a more horrible form Of trap, which
as employed not SO very many years
ngo to deter human poachers from in
terfering with the rights Of game pre-
servers. It is true that the law de-
nanded that a notice should be posted
at the church door before the traps
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
Nn,Y YnrkArs Accl.snd

Farmers near Katonah, n " accusc
New York City water officials Of turn
ing herd Of cattle on a condemned
farm out to starYe and freeze III a
sn0wstorm.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
Resignation 81 Fedcral judge

Judge Francis J Wing Of Cleveland.
Ohio said that he had forwarded to the
PRESIDENT his resignation Of The Office
OF United States District Judge for the
Northern District of Ohio
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03

The crusade Of the New York City
Health Department forced the Metro
politan Milk and Cream Company to go
out of business
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
Zemgtvos Close.

The Moscow znmstvo suspended its
sittings AS a protest against the gov.
ernmeRts note OF warning, and the
districts OF Cherrigoy and pskoff fol
lowed suit.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03

George s Evans, 4 yeall Street bro
kef and promoter. who had met with
reverses, Killed himself in the Hefei
Metropolis, Jersey City
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
Long Mourned Son Alive.

Mrs, S. /. Holley. of Otisville. n T..
received a letter saying that her son,
long mourned as dead, had been kept
fourteen years in a Colombian prison.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03

Two old portraits Of Nelson, in good
condition have, it is announced, been
discovered in Dresden, dating from
the great admiral's visit there In 1901
The one is large pastel, the other o
miniature in oil
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03

The mystery Of the Roentgen rays
appears to be deepening Several in
stances in which it caused cancer in.
operations are now on record, and the
doctors are wondering why it should
In some cases cure that disease and in
Others cause It.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
London,s Rncent Fng.

a special London Dispatch gave The
weeks loss to shippinS At Tie port Of
London, due 10 the unprecedented log
4 not less dian 100000 COO,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
on plieIls Suspend.

Tens OF thousands Of worlxmen IN the
BalSu (Russian) oil fields have struck
All business in the city OF Baku was
suspended
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
Students Haze 1,ea cher

Students Of the Ogontz M Y.l school
hazad their principal, Miss Eastman,
Oy mistake. plunging her into bathtub
Of icy Water
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
a'ugboat Sunk.

A Navy Yarc lighter rammed and
sank tugboat in the North River,
New York City.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03
TfatHc fampered 81 snow,

Traffic throughout the Northwest
was seriously hampered by the heavy
fall OF snow
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-01-03

Senior eluesada Tie Cuban MnsGcl
~ Washington p. g. denied renofts
q PAD sanitary conditions ID Cuba
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02
THE BISHOPS MISTAKE

BISHOP JOHNS was holding service
- at a little log church in the mountains
of the South. Two young mOuntaineers.
proud parents of Iusty youngster. presented
themselves before the Bishop to have the
child christened- The Bishop asked: What
namel"
The father of the child replied: "Beel-
zebub."
moi" exclaimed the Bishop. amazed that
the Prince of Darkness should be so hOnored.
No. we'll call the child John John is a
good name
WhereupOn he continued rapidly with
the Il baptize thee, John" He signed
with the sign of the cross and dismissed the
parents.
They had become more and more confused
under the unwOnted sOlemnity of the I'M
familiar ritual. The father stood on one
foot shifting his weight to the other the
mother was equally disturbed.
When the two reached the door Of the
church the father turned. and at last finding
his voice called back toward the rude chancel:
Mister Bishop, dis heah's a gal babyl"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02
yelz-Ov

Americas most popular dessert. Received
Highest Award Gold Medal, Worlds Fair,
St. Louis, 1904. Everything in the package ;
add boiling water and set to cool. FlavOrs
Lemon, Orange, Raspberry, Strawberry,
Chocolate and Cherry. Order a package of
each flavor from your grocer to-day. loo.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02
!! CURED MY RUPTURE

FREE.

helpless years rupture
operated
cured myself by simple discovery.
by you
you Write to-day, Capt
Collins, Box SOC, Watertown NY.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

that myself.
why not7"
Il am Horace Downing.
'Then I'm glad to say it for you,
and proud to know you 1t Just fit
'prexy and the rest like de paper on de
vail 1t was so much better than any
thing / could do that l Just lifted it
bodily"
Eyes, noticed that" exclaimed the
man, astOunded at such audacity. But
your ideas IN regard 70 it seem rather
peculiar. Perhaps the present standard
of college morality has changed since
my day."
But the young fellow would not wait
to hear further Excuse me, I've got
an engagement. he interrupted and shot
away under the stately trees feCking
the lawn with sunlight, and disappeared
within the portals of a small, windowless.
fOrtress-ike building adjoining the
campus.
well. he's got the nerve," angrily
exclaimed the old graduate. Il don't
know though but / ought to be glad 1t
makes it all the easier for me
So saying, he wendell his way TO the
room of an intimate acquaintance on the
faculty board. who after giving audience
to several students that had failed in
their exams and exchanging reminis-
cences with him, went on TO remark
well, you got a lot of nice taffy from
young Sanford to-day; but 1 suppose your
head was already pretty well swelled
from last night"
'Of course / liked the compliment;
but 1 don't approve of that way of
paying them"
''Why. I don't see how anything
could have been heater.
What You don't mean to say that
you've got so YOU approve of that sort of
thing9 Isn't the sixth commandment
observed here any more, Somebody will
be stealing your scholarship funds next
What's the sixth commandment to
do with it,"
1T used to read: Thou shalt not
steal Have you amended it by striking
out the not p"
We'll. you're hard to please. What
more do you wants"
Credit at least"
why. he gave it to you in full, and
spoke in fine style of you"
''When?"
when? Just before he began quoting
you Where were you? What were YOU
thinking about; You must have been
wOol-gathering or asleep"
Perhaps was" he reluctantly adj
mitted on reflection, and remembering
how he had pulled himself out of bed per-
maturely after a short nap that morning
he felt convinced that he must have
lost himself" just long enough to miss
the most agreeable part of the young
mans appropriation of his address. But
he was wise enough not to say another
word
When Aldine learned of the accusation.
and understood what Downing was driv-
ing at IN his interview, he vowed
I'm never again quote anybody but
myself, and then credit it to somebody
else"
THE RISHOp'S MISTAKE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02
What Shall We
Have for Dessert e?

This is an important daily quest
US answer it to-day. Try
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24

continue to suffer rather than submit clans propose in order to intelligently treat the disease; and this is the req son why so many physicians fail to- cure female disease
 ThiSis also the reason why thousands, upon thousands of women are corre- spending with Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn. Mass. To her they can confide every detail of their illness, and from her great knowledge, obtained from years of experience in treating female ills. Mrs. Pinkham can advise women more wisely than the local physician.
 Road how Mrs. Pinkham helped Mrs T. c. Willadsen, of Manning. Ia. She writes:
 Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
 = can truly say that you have, saved my life, and l cannot express my gratitude ia :. words. Before 1 wrote to you telling you , how felt, had doctored for over two years steady, and spent lots of money in raadieinef besides but it all failed to do me any good 1 had female trouble and would daily have faint. ing spells, baekache, bearing down pains and | my monthly periods were very irregular and dnally ceased. 1 wrote to you for your ad- vice and received letter full of instructoaa just what to do, and also commenced to take Lydia l.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and r have been restored to perfect health Hadit not been for you 1 would have been ia my grave to-iay'
 Mountains of proof establish the fact that no medicine in the world cquais Lydia F. Pinllham's Vegetable Cayn- pound for restoring womens health.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24

great interest and most entertaining. Embarking perhaps al Apia, the prin l cipal town of Samoa. you travel toward | the south. The boats are not the float | ing palaces of larger travel but are on | the whole, fairly comfortable. able lil- tie crafts, and blow sturdily through the waters in mos satisfactory way
 As the various islands Of neighbor- | ing groups are reaehed the little vessel makes port and lies al he wharf ol st anchor in the harbor. while countless small craft swarm about filled with traders CT natives anxious to cam 3 shilling.
 After passing one of the ltrl,p islands in the Tonedn group you will see small densely wooded isle 2 lii tie to the eastward immediately upoa sighting this, those Of the passengers who have made the up before will Ee- gin besieging the captain to slow down. If he is in all amiable frame of mind. if the weather be Bropitious. ia fact if he is approached in just the right manner. probably the boat will come 10 stop and either the small boats lowered CT lative canoes will come hurrying ell from shore.
 Here. ill the far away Pacific, is enacted a scene alznsst identical ta that on the popuisr Italian eoast- there hundreds of tourists visit the blue erotto.. cave set in he rocks in almost the same surroundings as this fairy cave Of the tropics.
 As the boat loads et sightseers ap- proach the cave t E seen 10 be a small opening almost completely shadowcd by overhaneing greeEery. Only at low tide can the entrance te made. then the boatman, staHGiEg CD the prow of his boat approaches He within about ten feet of the entIanee Producing 6 large revolver. he aims Tor The center of the opening and fires
 Instantly there Is al almost Geafcn- ing noise as of thuusands of whistles blowing. and ont of The cave swarm clouds of swallows, he air is full of them the very heavens grow dark As the cloud of birds lifts the boats are propelled swrfjly forward and, waving torches over their heads, the boatmen conduct heir charges into this odd resting place The walls. lighted by the fickeing flame, present most delightful spectacle Covered with the deposits oi countless years, it looks almost like crystal palace The echo is tremendous and the lap of the water makes Q continuous dull roar
 AS you emerge into the open day you hear the screams and cries of the birds, frightened al the thoughts of possible marauders and as the torches are lowered and tn boats withdraw. the very sea seems 10 give up these tluttering. anxious things, and they swarm into their own again.
 IL is a strange sight and one well worth going many c mile to see. ANNA II CLARK
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
AND JOHN GOT HIS PLACE.
ljs Detter-Halt Was to th4 Fore ana Brought Things Hec
 Way

Three hundre! motosmen. g1temen etc. were m the hne IT lad near the otfi of the lnterborougu RattWay company tryng tu get theIr Jld lobs back wutu urge and square ldWcd wife lei her husband pdst thcm all No ona Jared resist tef sdys inc New York World though many oi the men had been waiting tor hours
 My husband wants 10 70 back to work ,ild the weuiaa Hes platform man at the tn station 5ha explained.
 Been on strike" asked Alr Norris. oue oi Nh Hedley.s a,slstant.
 Not one minute 1 wouldn't hear ot such nonsense, s4i the woman, snappfng her lIVS
 Report for duty every day.@ asked Mr. NoIus
 "Ycs snapped the lady "Joha, you reported, didn't you
 h,o o-ol admitted the man ttmIdly
 What 'crlad the wife Then you dis. obcyed ordersI'
 Yes. Che poor man answered The feet is. the strikers wouI1nt let me go up day, but they dragged m, back.
 II mph! I'd like to see 'cm drag me. " snorted the lady "I d just like to see 'em Well. Nir Superintendent. does J9ha get bacl, hIs position oI don hez2
 Mir Norris started as | he had touched the thrd rail
 Er r-oh-oh-yes, madam 0a certainly. Yes, yes mere matter of form Oh yes, Go right back to worl, as soon a, wa ex- aJnlnc hun.
 All the waiting men grnned at Iohy. who looked smaller than 3J cents WOE, h of radium.
 N, have never heard of Il bussna,s man gong 10 d pool hall in search ot an ofl ,
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
TOLD OF THE TITLED.

The empress of Russia's favorite scent is violet
 The shah of Persia could sell his or naments and precious stones for more than s35 GOO GOO
 On the recent official celebration of his birthday. King Edward conferred 1 on his chef M. Menager. the Victorian medal.
 Sir Alfred Jones eontemplates build ing in the center of London a large hotel. in which every luxury of bed and board will be provided for two dollars day.
 The Marquis of Fly owns a country seat originally desiGned as stable. It was made over into a hunting lodge and has entirely lest any suggestion of it's former uses.
 The late Baron Alphonse de Roths- child's favorite way of answering i'm pertinent questions regarding invest ments was: If you want to dine well take such and such stock, but if you want 10 sleep well take some other"
 retired army lieutenant has been arrested at Nauplia. Greece, owing to having predicted some weeks ago that NJ Delyannis. he premier. would be assassinated June F. which was the actual date of the crime. He says the murder was foretold to him in a dream
 In spite of his years. King Leopold of Belgium is one of the most daring of men. Not only is he given to riding in an automobile a tremendous speed, but he also employs as chauffeur one Marcel, who is a pronounced anarchist. He has been warned against the man by the police of Belgium France and Germany, but he pays no heed to their coupcpl
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
ODD BURIAL CUSTOMS.

The custom of burying without eof- fins was formerly very prevalent on the continent. A sheet was the only covering used.
 The feeling in favor of burying on the south side of a church is probably a traditional one. dating back to the time of sun worship.
 The South American negroes have a queer way of decorating the graves of their dead friends. It is the custom down there to make border around the grave of the medicine bottles used during the dead ones last illness.
 A very curious old custom is associ- ated with intermenIs in the cemetery of Labruck Connemara. Ireland. A box of pipes-short clays-is brought with the coffin, and a pipe with tobac- co is served out to sach mourner The pipes are smoked ln silence after the earth has been filled in and mound of stones raised Goove the grass, the ashes are solemnly knocked out on the top and the pipes are lroken or left behind.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
FIGURES AND FINDINGS.

The post office is the largest em- ployer of labor in Great Britain.
 Paris has the biggest debt of any city in the world. T amounts to ESQ., GOO 000
 In London out of 100 widowers who marry again F marry their house. keepers.
 Within the past tour years France has recorded 26,o00 suicides, while in Italy the number has been only 5000.
 More than 2,000 people earn a living in Paris by fortune-telling. and their total yearly earnings are estimated at { 100000
 Stockholm has the largest death rate from the use of alcohol of any city in the world. The number of deaths from this cause is so in 000
 The richest bed of nitre in the world is al Atacama, in Chili. It covers 5000 acres. contains 25.000000 tons, and is valued at $500 GOO 900.
 On every shilling turned out the mint makes a profit of nearly three pence. On every ton of penny pieces taken out from the mint there Is a profit of 9232.
 Over 15,0O0.000 visits are paid every year to London pawnbroEers. The ex- act figures are on an average 50. 900 a day. Throughout he whole country the number of pledges is said to amoust to 190000 000 per annum.
 Our French neighbors are said to expend sum of no less than .e20,000,- GOO annually in tips. In Paris alone G1120o day or rather more than 1000 GOO year is said 10 ind its way into the pockets of walters, cab men. porters and the many other per sons who look upor tips as their right and peruuisite.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
CAVE IF SWALLOWS
A FAIRY BIRD PALACE IN THE
 PACIFIC OCEAN.
Ore of the Strange Sights Travellers to Samoa May See If They Are Fortunate-Thousand Cf
 Feathered Tenants.

Apia. Samoa.-Lyiag in the Ecert of the Pacific just south of the equator. are green and lovely islands ruled over by the great domiaions Of the earth. America, England Germany and France. all have their fingers in the pie, and many a juicy plum. has re- warded their effor,s.
 Small crafts of ail kinds ply between the islands, trading vessels, freight schooners and the busy httle steamers that carry limited number of pe.ssen gers, indiscriminately mixed shipments of dry goods. livestock, etc.
 The trip through these waters, and touching at the various ports, is one of
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
WHAT DID THE CATCHER SAYe'
Something the "Eaos" Would Like to Know, But Will Never
 Learn
II was the last half of the nlnth.

Ii was the last half of the ninth.
 The pitcher had gone up m the ar. and the blscs were a4 full as three goats. re. latrs the Newark News
 The score was 54 n favor of the team in the field \ single would tle tue score. 4 two bagger would wtn tue game.
 Two men hal fled out and the man at bat had two strikes against him
 Ii wls d crucial moment
 And is we say. the pitcher wa4 rattlad. Suddenly the catcher held up his hand. Ills rlght hand
 lie removed h, wire mask and stepped toward the pitcher. who advaneed tn meet hm
 With mouth otose to the pitchers ear the eat 'hcr whspcrei somethIng. What IL was no one heard but the pitcher. who rciurnci to the box
 The ball saot true across the pate Strike three" cried the umpire Tue pitcher had saved the day
 Now, then, tn hIng wa want to know IS ths What ild the catcher say to tue pitcher?
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
The Reason Why.

Drummond Wis. Aug. 2lst (SPeeaH- Whole families ln Bayheld County are singing the praises ot Dodd's kidney Pills and the reason why Is gwen In experl, encea such as that of Mir. I. I. WoId, a wen known citizen here.
 "l had such pains in my back that did not know what to do, says. Mr Wold, and IS 1 came across an advertise mcnt of Dodd's Kidney Pills, 1 sent for q box That one box relieved me of all my paIns My wife also used hem and found Dodd's Kidney Pills as q sure cure for Backache and other Kidney rroubles.a
 Backache Is one of the earliest symp. toms of Kidney Disease. Dodds Kidney Pills cure 1t promptly and permanently and prevent it developing into Rheuma- tlsm. Dropsy, Diabetes or Brights DIs. ease
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
MUTUAL COMPLIMENTS.
Cavalryman and Infantryman Ridi. cule Each Others Rank
 in Service.

The jealousy which nearly always military service is illustrated by the dialogues which sometimes take place between cavalrymen and infantrymen It was a favorite and brutal joke on the part of the cavalrymen, who af- fected to dispise the foot soldiers. to shout to some soldiers as the cavalry were passing the infantry on tho march:
 Are you tired Of walEing?9
 Whereupen. If the infantryman supposing that he was going to get a life. responded Yes" the cavalry man would say Well, try running a while"
 The infantrymen. for their part. rid, iculed the caYairymen nnmercifuny when they were in camp, where the cavalrymen were compelled to spend much of their time in acting as body servants to their horses
 A cavalryman YVES one day engaged in iaboriously cleaning down" his rather raw-boned steed An infantry man sauntered up and. with his hands behind his back, leisurely inspected the operation.
 "Halloa. John!e said the cavalry man. Think you'd like to be in the cavalry
 "oh, yes. said the infantryman but only as horse,"
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
WRONG SORT.
Perhaps Plain Old Meat, Potatoes and Bread May Be Agatnss You
 for a Time.

A change to the right kind of food in Welden, H., says.
 Last Spring I became belfast with severe stomach trouble accompanied by sick headache. got worse and worse until l became ao low could scarcely retain any food at all. al though tried every kind had be- come completely discouraged. had given up all hope and thought I was doomed to starve to death. till one day my husband trying 10 find something could retain brought home some Grape-Nuts
 "To my surprise the food agreed with me, digested perfectly and with. out distress. l began to gain strength al once my flesh (which had been flabhy) grew firmer my health i'm proved in every way and every day and in q very few weeks 1 galnel 21 pounds in weight 1 liked Grape Nuts so well that for months 1 ate no other food and always felt as well sat ished after eating as if had sat down to iine banquet.
 "( had no return of the miserable sick stomach nor of the headaches thai used to have when ate other food 1 am now a well woman doing all my own work aglin, and feel that life i9 worth living
 "Gcapc-Nuts food has been a god send to my family; it surely saved my life and my two little boys have thrivcn on it wonderfully" Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich
 There's reason.
 Get the little book. "The Road to Wellyillc." in each pkg
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
IN EVERYDAY LIFE.

A man should pay for his wedding suit before ordering q divorce suit.
 Most people would rather preach half day than practice half an hour.
 If a man doesn Mind up his bad habits his health will soon run down. Trusts that should be encouraged are those of grocers, butchers and bakers.
 It is better to be everything to somebody than something to every body.
 Some men waste lot of time try ing to convince others that they are truthful.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-24
A Puhl;c Cow

A curious custom still holds good in the village of Waddasden in Buck inghamshife. England, where on any morning or evening of the year Q person can claim free drink of new milk from a COW specially kept foI the benefit Of thirsty wayfarerss. Thia animal is known locally as the "alms cow" and when she dies another hes to be provided by the ragish.