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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-30
Strange Animal Alliances.

Strange Animal Alliances.
1t is not SO very unusual for boys and
! girls to be adopted but il is rather ia
frequently that grown people. in fact, a
! whole family, get adopted, ali at the
| same time, without amy opportunity for
! conference or comment. and that, too.
| hy cat. But / was not long since
| adopted. along with my entire family. hy
! a black cat which has some al The, most
! singular tastes that | have ever known
a cat to evlncc. do not know the uauc
| of this eat, for, although sire is oid
| enough 10 nave raised several families
of kittens, always proving herself u low
| ing aud discreet mother. | doubt If She
has ever been honorcd with Il name.
| She is simply the black eat" ia rs, aud
| always has been. during the several
years that we have known her intimate
~, dating back long time before our
adoption 10y her Ii came about in this
way: She belonged To SOME city neigh
burS of ours, good friends. who lived n
square or more distant. From rac time
that shS was kitten she used to make
frequent calls at our house, and was
generally rewarded with something To
eat. Our next door nciehburs Keep
chickens, and for these the cat manifest
pd great friendship from the first. That
Is no wonder at all Tor her mother too,
was t"nd ol them, ana our brnefacifrsS
hrSl home was hen nest Ina 1t SHE
was born, IN II she was reared, and rs
soon as She was big enough to go To
roosl with the chickens she was taken
up there lay her mother along with her
| brothers and sisters every night as reg.
ularlN as the night came Her TundnrsS
| Tor the ehithenS U.s. NOR" marked thHu
| was her mother s. II Is evidently an M
| h"Iied az well as Il cultivated, alice
| tnll.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-30

fresh Young eyes. and to meet life's ex-
periences with their hopeful hearts.
This way. we shall never lose our
pleasure in living, and thus we need
mover he old.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-30
The Girl to Be Admired.

She who is just.
She who is neat
She who can sew.
She who can cook
She who is natural.
She who never scolds.
She who loves Nature.
She who scorns deceit
She who is systematic
She who is sympathetic
She who loves children
She who does not sheer.
She who Is not faut-tinding.
She WHO loves dumb animals
She who earns her own living.
She who IS the same every day
She who sings about her duties.
She who has risen above sorrow.
She who has charitable heart
She who is not easily DISCOURAGED
She who has cheerful disposition.
She who has but one set of manners
She who admires good literature and
art.
She who makes confdant of her
mother
She who has faculty for looking
smart
She who is thoughtful Of another's
comfort.
She who is particular of the company
she keeps.
She who early learns her faults and
cOrrects them.
She who hopes some day to be a wife
and a mother.
She who has her brothers or sisters
welfare at heart.
She who insists on high standard for
herself and others.
She who looks as well in so dress
as others do in a $50 Exchange.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-30
5etty's Twilight Chat.

\ woman who has we8thered a 6non-
s'ai storm thar threatened to leave her
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Cause OF the Rustic.

Many ONE whose spring ward
robe includes "A tailored gown have
complained about the noise made by
the silk lining. II does not rustic: IL
ratties and scrapes and roars, and
many a woman who has started down
the aisle OF IA church or theater. proud
In the possession OF "A well fitting gown,
has been brought to shame By ia.
racket she kicked up In her trlumphnI
march. A fully maturcl western tor
nado carried In her skirts could not
produce n greater sensation In the nS.
sembled audience. and the humiliation
resulting from the undesired aitcn-
ton thus drawn o herself has ended
In the lambasting OF the luckless tailor.
In all cases the tailor deserved th,
sColding. There was nothing the
matter with the sill. used. IL was SIM
ply put on wrong. In order to- save
time the thrifty sewers cut the silk
lcngthwlsc and made an accordion
pleated rufne. with the selvedge trail
ing on the ground. and II was the
scraping OF that hard edge on carpets
and mating that caused the Commo-
ton. The worst NJ IL WAS that nobody
seemed 10 know how Ia quell the dis.
turbance, and the unfortunate woman
either tucked the lining above trail
Ing length or else continued To make
things hum for several weeks befor.,
some wise person found out a IL wns
the selvedge that did IL. and thai a hem
around The bottom OF the ruTf- would
lull the nerve-rasping storm into a
soothing swish.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Good News for All.

Bradford. Tenn, Oct. 23.-Cspccial.)
Scientific research shows kidney
Trouble TO be the father OF SO many
diseases that news OF a discovery OF
sure cure for II cannot fail 10 be
welcomed all over the country. And
according to Mr.. j. A. Davis OF this
place Just such a cure Is found In
Dodd's Kidney PI.is. Mr.. Davis says:
''Dodd's Kidney Pills are all that Is
claimed for them. They have done
me more good than anything I have
ever taken. had Kidney Trouble
very bad and after taking a few boxes
OF Doid's Kidney Pills l am com.
plc;ely cured. I cannot praise them
too much
Kidney Complaint develops into
BrlgIt's Disease. Dropsy. Diabetes.
Rheumatism and other painful and
fatal diseases. The safeguard Is TO
cure your kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills when they show the first symp.
tom OF disease.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
The More Useful Sex.

From Hnrper's weekly.
Some interesting biological and sociolog-
tcai facts have lately been published about
women which are calculated 10 exalt he
ostensibly, weaker sex In It's own eyes and
also on those OF men. We have previ-
ously pointed out the conclusion reached
by certain scientists hat the average life
OF woman should. and under normal cir
cumstances would. exceed slightly tho av-
craze life OF man In respect TO duration.
Now cones an English biologist. Mr.. 7. II.
Montgomery. who. after n general review
OF Tie data presented by the anatomy and
evolution Of various invcrtcbrate and ver-
tehrAte animals. maintains that the male
O. lcss developed and more embryonic than
the female. So far as the invertebrates
y tne lower ~yertobrates are concerned.
the female IL clearly superior. when.
Within this field az observation. one sex
f. found 20 be rudimcn,ary In comparison
with the other. Il Is pointed out that this
s. almost always the male. In size the fc-
male In usually the superior. Sometimes
shc central nervous system Is more highly
specialized IN the female. while. as a rule.
tho Internal reproductive apparatus Is
more complex. In those cases where the
male seems, NJ the first glance. superior.
thc difference urn out TO be mainly In
unlmportan, morphological characters.
Many species of insects seem TO get on al
together without males for Mt least a gen
eratlon. The minated queen bee. for tn
stances. will lay fertile cggs. which. how
ever. produce only drOncs IL Is well
known thai the working bee IL tho product
of a union between a dronc n queen bee.
From the female nph.s (plant-lousc) on
a rosc-busA will proceed several genera
lions 81 offspring before the Intervention
OF a male Is required. IL appears. then.
than on certain planes OF organic exist
encc there Is no question OF womar's
rights: Nature herself has assigned TO
che male a role altogether secondary or
casual.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
HEALTH AND STRENGTH
RESTORED BY
PE-RU-NA.

Mrs. Errma Flelssner, 1872 Sixth
Ave-. Seattle. Wash. Worthy T-eas
urer sons Of Temperance. writes:
81 suffered over two years with fr-
regular and painful periods. Aly health
wss In % very prcesrious condition and
Twas anxious 10 find something 20 re.
store my health and strength.
II was very glad to try Peruna ans
delighted TO lind that II was doing mo
good. I continued 90 uSs 10 a little over
three months aad fouad my troubles re-
moved.
al consider h a splendid medicine
snd shall never be without II, taking
dose occasionally when ! feel rundown
and tired"
Ou- iles contain thousands OF testi-
monials which DIR. Hartman has To-
ceived from grateful. happy women
who have been restored 10 health by
his remedy. Peruna.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
CHAPTER XIV.
wsNIIs al ArK COFFEE

4 ~ + DIAM N''N So
Hendricks stared AZ his shabby COM
panion for a moment. wondering what
he meant when he said that the writer
OF the lines "A more uf n u
than a mar Persons I'm his peculiar
walk OF life were not inclined To use
figures of speech
Il see YOU think I'm talkiu' foolish
ness" said Jcbbs. noticing the puzzled
look on HIS hosts face.
Job nodded. gloumily.
We'll. Tim not having fun with W..
I tell We. II / ain't mistook In the
writer OF that =: queer dockcrmcnt. "a
shndder would be easier To lay hands
on than him"
Hendricks shifted contcmptuously.
but did not Interrupt. FOR he was far
too much Interested In getting At the
truth of the matter To delay his Com-
panion.
Yes. SIR" continued Jebbs. Il amt
tellin' We no lie. Where he lives no ono
knows. He's here today and gone to-
morrow. He has a finger IN all the
best pies. and then slips away until
another promisin' job H. to the fore.
They has anxious times over him at
headquarters. but never can got the
hands on him. He turns up when he's
least expected. There's many that
works for him that never seen his face.
He lodges here and there and ever
where. He In "a shadow. for none OF
the people know his real name. and SO
It's The Shadow they calls him"
CONTINUED Next Week.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
500 Reward, 500.

The readers OF this PAPER Will be pleased
to learn that there IL al least one dreaded
disease that science has ben able 10 cure IN
Nv It's stages, and that Il Catarrh. Halls
known 10 the medical fraternity. Catarrh
peing a constitutional disease. requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure ~ taken Internally. acting directly
upoh the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
OF the disease. and giving the patient
strcnsth By building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing It's work. The
piroprietors have 90 much faith In It's curs.
i've powers that they ofer One Hundred
DoHsrs for any case that 10 falls to cure.
Send for list Of testimonials.
Address y. j. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo. D.
Sold by Druggists, Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
XIV.
A BIRD OF THE NIGHT.

Pleasant avenue Is a little New
York street facing the East river that
has long & ceased tn deserve such "A
complimentary Rppellation. Principal
~ filled with empty houses. that at one
time must have been occupied by peo-
pie OF wealth and position, II has fallen
into "A state of ruin and decay. while
the road proper is filled with debris and
almost impossible To wagons.
There are a few people who live
there because the rents are so cheap
hard working people. not particu-
lar as TO their dwellings SO long as
the rates are not rulnous, and EVIL
IDENTIFY not possessed OF n delicate sense
OF smell.
II was In n little house. at the end
OF "A long garden, reached by passing
through the w~agonway Of nj empty
factory. hat Job Hendricks nae es-
tabllshed himself for some days.
While he had succeeded in outwi,-
ting Ellison for the time being. he
thought hat now the war between
them would be open. n that IL would
no longer be safe for him TO remain
In the vicinity OF ~Farrenford. For the
present he might let matters rest. and
there was other work he had cut out To
do. that necessitated his presence In the
city. SO II was that he came 10 occupy
the little cottage at the me OF the lorg
garden az the bottom OF Pleasant Ave-
nue.. II was little more than a pavilion.
with two ON on the ground floor and
two above. He bought "a few pieces OF
simple furniture and moved In, occu-
plying the upper rooms The others he
left TO the mice and spiders. At least
he could q believe hat he had prying
neighbors. for they worked too hard NIL
day TO bother themselves about the
affairs OF others. and since he had
moved Ia In the evening, and the
house stood out Of sight behind the tall
factory. u vas doubtful " any but d
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Another Meanest Man.

From the Minneapolis Journal.
a wcll-to-do Chicago real estate owne
came into n hardware store In tina city
and asked the proprietor for n pound OF
nails. The small package was made up
and the price. a nickel. handed 20 the
merchant. when tho customer asked n the
purchase could be sent To his house. which
was In n distant part OF the city. The
merchant assentcd. and calling an errand
boy handed him the parcel will tho nickel
hc had just received for q, and said:
Here. Johnny: TAX the car n take
this parcel out to Mr.. Blanks house"
what said the customer. ''are you
going TO give the boy the nickel to take the
parcel outg''
why. certainly" said tho merchant. II
wouldn't think OF asking him to walk so
far"
Well" said the meRnest man I'm Chi
cago. IL o would just as soon give ms
the Ave cents I will take II out myself
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
THE SECRET OF YOUTH

De Soto looked for the secret OF
youth In a spring Of gushing. life-giy-
ing waters, which he was sure be
would find In the New World. Alchcm.
ists and sages thousands OF them)
have spent their lives In quest Of Il.
but u Is only found by those happy
people who can digest and assimilate
the right food which keeps the physi.
cal body perfect that peace aud com.
fort are the sure results.
A remarkable man Of % says: "Fo.
many long years ] suffered more or
less with chronic costiycness and pain
ful Indigestion. This condition made
life n great burden to me, as you may
wei, Imagine.
1.-TWO years & ! began TO use
Crapc-Nu;s as food. and am thankful
s.ia: | did. II has been n blessing 20
ne IN every way. ] first noticed that
IL had restored my digestion. This was
G great gain. but was nothing to CON.
pare In importance with the fact that
in n short time my bowels were re-
stored 10 free and normal action.
'Ihe cure seemed 10 be complete:
for two years | have had non OF the
old trouble. | use the Grape-Nuts food
every morning for breakfast and IRE.
quently eat nothing else. The use has
made me comfortable and happy. AMI
although ] will he % years oil nest
fan-l have become strong u supple
again. erect In figure and q w1J
with anybody ami enjoy IT." NJ ~
gwen ly Postum Co. Riitir ''r.l
iii IL. There's a reason"
Read The little book. Tile ..i,a {
v..lyiil,." an every pacsIsa.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
The Patient Waiter.
trom nn ExchanEc.

EEVAl hH EsAtHaHkFs
Bishop Ellison Cnpcrs. In an address NJ
Columbia. 8. c.. praised the virtue or pa
t'cnce.
W. may have industry" he said. $50
briefly. ambitIon-ail the virtues that make
for success: and yet without patience wo
will accomplish nothing.
"a young maa was overheard on a
street corner. the other night. reproach-
irg n young girl That young man was
patient. lie had so highly developed this
excellent quality hat ! shall no; no sur
rriscd some day TO see him n millionaire.
a college president. or even bishop.
The young man said. rs tho young
Girl drew e him. on the corner:
What n time you have kept mo walt
ing
The girl tossed her head.
- IL is only 7 O'clock Eha said. and
j didn't promise To be here tili quarter Of
THE young man smiled q calm and pa
ticnt smile.
"'Ah. yea he said. but you have mis-
taken the day. I have been waiting for
YOU since last evening"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Only Once.

From the Chicago News.
"can you honestly say that you were
never afraid In batter asked the taet.
clan OF the old veteran with n wooden leg.
swell. no. I don't think I could say
that was the reply.
"Then you were afraid7'
"Yes. but only once
Shave you any objections 20 giving ms
tho particulars
mot at all. I had tent the captain OF
my company So. and when we were rushed
into a fight and ! saw him taking the lead
and exposing himself ! was afraid he'd get
killed and I'D lose my money
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Aaainst All Preeadnnt-

Ch'cago Post: MY boy" he said. az h-
led the way To- the wooished. you've
been very naughty today and have an
noyed me greatly. but I wan 20 say
They all say that" rctorte,I the boy.
who thought h. knew what was coming.
~ want TO say" repeated the old man.
as he reached FOR the switch. that this
gives me great pleasure"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Gettina Too Personal.

From the Chicago Tribune.
Let's go out In your back yard" SAID
Tommy Tucker. and play In the wood
shed"
we haven't 30; any woodshcd.' said
the other boy. Have you got one In
your back yard."
yep"
Keep wood in IT,
Nope"
Whats 10 used forr'
None OF your business"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Always Open.

From the New York Sun.
Though mince and apple other praise,
! scorn them and l scon,
And give three cheers for pumpkin pie.
whose I'D IN always OF.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
The Doll She Mantsd.

From HafpcTs weekly.
Mrs. Clarence hackay. school commits
sioner OF Rosslyn. wanted to make a
birthday present 10 a rood little girl who
went To school. I'm give you n doll" she
said. Thank you" And wha Il OF a
do.l:'' Twins. paease." Twins 81 was.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Making Sure Of His Facts.

From the Cleveland Leader.
TIL Master-Didn't 1 tell you TO 20 dow.
and ind out what time h Detroit boat
ytar,cd7
The Man-Ycs. aor.
The Master-weli. you've been zone two
hours. What's the matter1
The Man-Sure OF couldn't believe VIA
thin feilics did be tcllin' me. so I waited
10 see ut sh;art wild me own eyes. Twas
lin-thlrty. sor.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Mate Of an Old Joke.

From tho Philadelphia Ledger.
Ed.tor-l wonder what ever became OF
the mate TO this joker
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS do you meant
Edi;or-wcll. you know. we're told that
Noah took a pair OF every sort OF thing
into the ark With him.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
She 10 Afraid 70 Dream.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mother. nat sort OF a sign Is IL when,
you dream that you are married."
They say that dreams 20 By contraTies.
my dear"
Mother. I'll be afraid to 60 TO sleep
,oW"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Missed His Calling.
Satisfied.
Like Old Times.

From the 81. Louis POST Dispatch.
Col. r.. Y. Boozor gave himself away In
great style the other night."
Ito SOL
After proposing n toast at n W. c. T.
u. dinner he started to blow the foam on
\ glass Of water"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Mark Twain and whistler.

From Exchange,
A friend having fa~cetlousiy warned
Mark Twain that Whistler was n con-
armed joker. MARK" soiemnly averyed
that he would get the better OF the painter
houl he attempt any funny business
Furthermore. he determined TO anticipate
Whistler. II possible.
when he two had been introduced.
which event tool place in whistier's stu
do. Clemens. assuming an air OF hope
less stupidity. approached a Just COM
pletcd painting and sad:
Not at all bad. Mr.. Whistler: not at an
bad Only he added. renectlvely. with
a motion as IL TO rub out n cloud effect.
~ I were you I'd do away with that
cloud"
Great heavens. rir:" exclaimed whist
Ter. almost beside himself. do be careful
not 10 touch that: the paint 10 not yet
dry"
''oh. I don't mind that" responded
Clemens. with an air OF perfect nonchai-
,nce. II am wearing my gloves. you see"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Time 10 Spare,

From the Dc;roi; News-TrIbune.
\ long-haired man walking along thu
street met n little boy. who asked him
the time.
Ten minutes TO o." said the man.
Well" said the boy. 'iat . O'Clock get
you hair cut" and he took TO hts heels
and an. the aggricved one after him.
Turning the corner. the man ran into a
policeman. nearly knocking him over.
What's upT' said the policeman.
The man. very much out OF breath. said
you sec that young urchin running along
thcrc7 lie asked me the time. and I told
him Ten minute TO o. and he said: AT Q
o'clock get your hair cut"
Well" said the policeman. what are
YOU running for? You've got eight min
ties yet"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26

For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears tho n u0z
His Keen Instant.

From the Philadelphia Telegraph.
Hawkshaw. the detective. told how p
got his start.
II guessed what n present n Girl made
for me with her own hands was mean
for" he declared.
Appalled, by the man's genius. thsy
made haste to do him reverence.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
~ slsa1 Gag Ia1sp.aasat Lisa.
DoubIy Poor.

From the Louisville courier-Journal.
II am a poor man." says o \. Nc
Call. And" he might have added. -
poorer life insurance president"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26

MORE OR LESS HUMOROUS.
No Wonder.

No Wonder.
From the Houston Post.
What has made the encrgcAc Mrs. En-
bonpoint so angry9'
In writing up the church fair which
she made such n success. the society
cditross said OF her that she was n woman
OF wonderful hustle"
Missed His Calling.
From the Chicago Plain Dealer.
Yes. whcn'f vas youngcr l was impors
tuned 10 go on the stage"
II suppose that was before they had any
street cars"
Satisfied.
From Judge.
Paticnt-why are you going TO operate
on mc7
Young Doctor-Bccause I need tho
money.
patient-weii. that's all right-I didn't
know but you were going to operate on
me because you needed the experience.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26

There was q young man named Sinclair.
Whose head was without any hair.
20. we'll" he would say.
I'm smooth. anyway.
SO why In the world should I carer"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
"Smoothr Anyway.

sDy. p.yA Ksns~sy'. Tsvsrtss Remedy .-rs1
;.ii:. s',yGs,. pi;.; si.s s.s S S.ai.d a 8. sd Ss,., s.:s:
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26

Tirs- wtnsiows sooIaisa srnur for csiidr.P
tsethtng. softena the Eums, rsdccos -anmAu sL
aye pain. cures Wind oeitsL - eunt- q boktls
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26

ind Piso's Cure for Consumption tbs
best medicine for croupy childrsn.-MrA
h. Callahan. ia Hall street. Parkery
burg, W. Va, April ID. 1901.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
An lmpossIbl. imitation.

FROM tha Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The irritable employer turned TO his
typewriter with q sudden mari.
why don't you write 10 just as I say
~" no demanded.
because my typewriter hasn't the ca
tarrh." abe quietly responded.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
A Healthy = immunity.

From the Chicago NewA.
Prospective .P~urchaser-You say this
q a healthy place. yet the man next
door II confined TO his bed. How do you
account for that7
I Real Estate Agcnt-Oh. he's q doctor
and II slowly dying OF starvation
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26

.fr. Fenthertop-JuSt a moment. Miss
Tartum. Let mo tell you what I think
Miss Tartum-Ccrtainly: l can wait .ong
for that.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-10-26
Dust.

From the Chicago News.
"Heilo. Halton. l sec you have on auto
mobile goggles. Bought n machinsT"
NO. indeed! My wife u doing her faii
cleaning and I wear these To keep frosA
helng blinded by tho dust"