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The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

When an attorney offers to settle
listen.
Some men try to get business by
fighting people.
The successful business man is one
who knows what people will not do
When man gets discouraged and
quits. the doctor says afterward that
that was just the time when he should
have held on.
When one of the town boys marries
an out of town girl it creates more
feeling" than when town girl In
ports a husband.
When a man wants to sharpen n
knife he hunts up milestone. When
a woman wants to sharpen knife she
takes few swipes on a crock.
1t often happens that the woman
who has reputation far and wide as
a judge of a good bargain seems to fall
down when she picks out husband
Atchison Globe.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
An InEeniOun Scheme,

A story is told of Chicago girl
whose verses We're always declined
with thanks who hit upon the fol-
lowing unique plan for having them
published. She would send a line of
verse from one of her poems to the
query column of some newspaper and
ask from what poem such line came.
the name of the poem and of the au-
thor. A friend, also rhymester.
would send the querist's own poem to
the paper with the desired informa-
ton, and of course it would appear in
print. The querist would do the same
for the friend and so on until between
them they had all their poems print
ed
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
Watsabaugh'sl Wanderings
CONTINUED. from Page y

Chas. Billings formerly OF Decatur
county. Kansas, has charge Of new
ranch belonging TO II. Y. Mahee OF
Windsor. There is new dwelling
and a new barn on this place and a
gasoline pumping plant has been in-
stalled which irrigates forty acres
from reservoir that was too high
for the ditch.
Geo. Emerson has about the best
improved farm Of its size in his
neighborhood good buildings OF all
kinds, nice two story dwelling
with a well kept lawn and a pretty
lawn fence with plenty OF eyergreens
as well as other varieties OF oIna-
mental trees.
j. NJ. Kelley was for years a
miner, nearly thirty years altogether
at Leadyiile. Galena lead mines ana
other places but while there is not
50 much ready cash on a farm he
thinks it is preferable to mining in
other ways.
Thos. NJ. Jennaway is an English
man by birth, but has been in Colo
rado sixteen years. He has a two
year-old colt that is quite good
one which he says he would not
trade for the best auto on wheels.
c. W. Deyine has a good eighty
acre ranch where he has lived for
good many years. He is one OF the
old settlers and is one OF four now
living OF the first members OF
Union Colony which was organized
in 1869 at New York Cooper Union
hall.
The crops on Nick Redding' S
eighty acre place look we'll. He is
giving beets and potatoes large
share of his attention and has lived
on this place several years.
]. ]. Evans has always lived in
Weld county and when everyone
claims it is the best place for a
farmer he has reason to believe it
too.
At the Forbes place there are
two families and two farm dwellings.
The first person | met was Mrs.
Jessie Forbes She said she was al
ways glad to be in Colorado when it
didn't hail. Mrs. A. j. Forbes
came the spring of 1871 from Mt.
Carroll, Illinois, and has lived on
this good l60 acre farm since ISIS.
G. A. Johnson is raising lots of
beets and potatoes on half section
belonging to Mr.. Eaton. This place
has a fine supply of water from a
flowing we'll.
F. L. and d. J. Weller are two
young men who have a ranch of
ninety acres belonging to w. H..
Rice rented. They are from Kansas
and the older one was employed
with George Emerson the past two
seasons.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
A Chinese COlumbus,

The belief In Chinese Columbus was
first allowed by scholars only in the
first half of the last century. The
claim is that Buddhist priest in the
fifth century crossed the Pacific to this
continent and returned. making a writ
ten report of his discovery. The report
still exists. 1t was translated into
French in 1871 by NJ. de Guignes. 1t
gave narrative of voyage eastward
by priest for 10000 Ii. where he found
country which he named Fusang.
People similar to the Indians We're de
scribed, as well as American plants.
The only doubt about the matter is as
to the distance meant by 10000 H. The
priest may have reached only some is
land in the Pacific ocean.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
GOOD NEWS
Many Greeley Readers Have Heard it
and Profted Thereby.

Good news travels fast, and
the thousands of bad back sufferers
in Greeley are glad to learn that
prompt re ief is within their reach.
Many lame, weak and aching back
is bad no more, thanks to Doan's
Kidney Pills. Our citizens are tell
ing the good news of their exper-
fences with the Old Quaker remedy.
Here is an example worth reading:
j. w. Miller stone mason, of Tl5
LaPorte avenue, Fort Collins, Colo,
says: If l were asked by any citi
zen of Fort Collins suffering from
kidney complaint or backache, what
to do to get relief, l would unhesi
tatingly say, use Doan's Kidney
Pills. They cured NE of attacks
which / had been unable to check.
let alone stop. Now, when man
has doctored, taken bottle after
bottle of medicine which did no
good and he finally drops in to one
that has given him absolute faith.
lie DtCOllltS
about it. The first few doses of
Doan's Kidney Pills took convinced
me of their curative powers and the
way they cleaned out the kidneys
was remarkable. When / finished
the box | went back for a second and
told the druggist that he need never
be afraid to recommend Doan's Kid
ney Pills, for they did exactly what
is claimed for them. l will recon-
mend them under all circumstances
to all sufferers from their kidneys -
Just such emphatic endorsement
can be had right here in Greeley
Drop into II. Reynolds & Co.'S. drug
store and ask what their customers
report.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
n. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan sand
take no other.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
SIAM.

The worth thing that can happen to
a man in Siam is to get into debt, from
which there is never any escape. owing
to the eXorbitant interest charged.
Once in debt there is no appeal, the
debtor being stripped of his clothes and
compelled to work in fetters. generally
for the rest of his life. to pay the inter
est. Drunkards are not permitted to
give evidence In the law courts of
Siam. The Buddhist priests, clad in
yellow robes, are to be seen every
where In Bangkok, and it is quite com
mon for young men to enter the priest
hood, which affords them an easy and
luxurious existence, owing to the lib
erality of the populace toward any one
sanctioned to the service of Buddha
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
AN ODD FISH.
oueer Marine Monster Nnturni IN"
emy To whales.

While operating at Il fishery IN Au'
uirslry island, ALASKA. one summer III!
attention and tie attention of the hsh-
ing crew were almost daily attFacteI 70
n large marine creature that WoG.u AZ
near in the main channel OF seymour
cana! and our immediate 'NIc.il''! :.
There are large numbers OF whales u'
the species rorqual there, ana TIE mon
trer seemed to be their natural ehe.|N'
The whales generally travel in schools.
and while mt the surface 10 blow one
would be singled out and attacked ny
the lisA, and Il battle was soon III ofueE'
Ii is the nature of the rorqNa. "
make three blows 1T intervals of iro'A
two to three minutes each. ana lAeA
sound deep and stay beneath the sur
face for thirty or forty minutes. AN
whale would come to the surface there
would appear always at the whdieS
right side and just about Where MS
head would connect with the pouy Il
great long tail or fin, Judged by I'VE
fishermen ana a number of Indians
after seeing it about fifteen times ut
various distances" to be about twenty
four feet long. two and one halt ieet
wide at the end and tapSring down TO
the water. where it scented TO be about
eighteen inches in diameter, looking
very much like the blade of the fan OF
an old fashioned Dutch windmill.
The great club was used on the back
of the unfortunate whale in such Il
manner that il was a wonder TO me
that every whale attacked was not IN
stantly killed. Its operator seemed to
have perfect control of its movements
and would bend it back until the end
would touch the water, forming Il
horseshoe loop; then with sweep IT
would be Strengthened and brought
over and down ON the back of the
whale with Il whaCk that could be
heard for several miles. If the whale
was fortunate enough D suhmerge 1t
self before the blows came the spray
would fly for a distance of a hundred
feet from the effect of the stroke, max
ing a report as loud as Il yachts signal
gun.
What seemed most remarkable to me
was that no matter which way the
attacked whale went or how fast tthe
usual speed is about fourteen knots,
that great club would follow right
along by its side and deliver those tre-
mendouS blows at intervals of about
four or FIVE seconds. 1t would always
get In from three to five blows ut each
of the three times the whale would
come to the surface to blow. The
whale would generally rid itself of the
enemy when it took its deep sound.
especially if the water was forty
fathoms or more deep. During the day
the attack was always offshore, but
at night the whales would be attacked
in the bay and within 400 yards of the
fishery.
/ do not know of any whales being
killed, but there were several that had
great holes and sores on their backs.
Questioning the Indians about it, l was
told that there was only one, that it
had been there for many years and that
it once attacked an Indian canoe and
with one stroke of the great club
smashed the canoe into Splinters, kill
ing and drowning several of its Occu-
pants.-Forest and Stream.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
EeRth RnraIncfcr

There are lots of birds which proph-
esy rain and storm in their actions.
Crows, gulls. wild duck, snipe. plovers.
woodpeckers. cormorants. wild and
tame swans and most of the wading
BIRDS show great restlessness WHEN
stormy weather Is approaching. They
fly swiftly and often aimlessly up and
down, tiuttering from tree to tree and
place to place, and usually scream loud
ly and harshly.-Nature
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
Summer Vacation Rates,

Via Union Pacific to Lewis &
Clark exposition, Portland. To
Tacoma, Seattle, Bellingham. Vic
toria and Vancouver, $40 for round
trip, May a to Sept. 30, and on GER
tain dates s5l to Portland and re-
turn, one way through California.
Stop overs anywhere. Tickets limit
ed to 90 days but not later than
Nov. 30. Descriptive literature and
full information upon application.
j. G. Ferguson, general agent, g4I
Seventeenth street, Denver, Colo.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
Well Timed.

THAT was a great sermon Won
preached this morning. said the old
churchwarden. land it was well timed
too
Yes" rejoined the parson, with a
deep sigh. Il noticed that"
Noticed what?" asked the puzzled
warden.
THAT several of the congregation
looked at their watches frequently"
answered the old man. with another
teep sigh.-London Telegraph,
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
Violated the Rules

Assistant-Here's an account from
your tailor among this mornings let
tiers. He writes on the back that he
wants a settlement at once Editor
Return it with printed slip stating
that communication written on both
sides of the paper are unavailable.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
An In heriicd lunlitN

Mike tthe cop,-Faith, an phwat an
ould fashioned kid thot is, Katy (the
nursej-Shure it is. An no wondher
thot she is, fer some av her ANCESTORS
lived nearly 400 years ago.-Judge.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
An objectionable FnuI,

flgg-Goodman is dead. He has lei
most beautiful and correct life
Everybody praises him. Fogg-But
confound him, he trumped my ace once
"heh we were playing partners at
whist.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
Signs.

Gayboy-I guess my wife expects
callers today. What makes you think
sof' "She began the day by making
the house unfit for any one to live in"
Life.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
Sorry He SnpI.e

Caller-What did sister say when
you told her was heref Tommy
She said. "Oh. thunder.r- Boston Trav-
eler
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15

Rhythm and time in the art Of mrsio
have to come from the heart not from
tie machinc-Dr. Joachim
The Greeley tribune., 1905-06-15
ID BEN HUR ARABIAN STAI

EXQUISITE GRAND BALLET DIVERT,
Enchanting, Accomplished, Beautiful, 1.-the a
tut Rsveilno Dancing Girls.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Here's a Good One.

With the June number will begin the
Pacific Monthly's series OF special edi.
tions for the year 1905. They will conf
prise q number for Portland, for
Seattle, for Southern California, for
San Francisco and the souvenir num-
Der of the Lewis and Clark Exposition,
also "a special automobile number.
The articles of DR.. Wolf Won Schier-
brand, six in number. OH 1.-The Coming
Supremacy of the Pacific"o are also
promised, and the plans contemplated
by the publishers will, without ques.
ton, place the Pacific Monthly far in
advance, not only of present COMPETE
tors, but also into the ~unreachable class
of periodical literature on the Pacific
Coast. The Pacific Monthly is sold to
regular subscribers at the extremely
low price OF 81 per year. We have
made an arrangement with the publish
ers by which we are able to offer it in
connection with THE LEADER (both
publications. for 81. 80 a year.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21

Belgium has long been an important
center Of the lace industry.
The art Of making lace spread
through Flanders from France and
Italy In the middle centuries owing to
the splendid qualities Of Belgian flax,
and 1t was there that the wonderful
duchesse lace was originated. Much
Of the so called Spanish lace-black,
with its large roses and trailing de-
sign-was also made in Flanders, and
for the last hundred years the cities Of
Bruges, Client and Ypres have put on
the market the three best grades Of the
modern valenciennes lace, each city
having a distinct variation in design
due to the differences in workmanship
gradually introduced in the course Of
years In the three localities.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
CHOLERA

CHILD o EXPECTED TO LIVE FROM ONE
Hour TO ANOTHER. BUT CURED BY
CHARACTERISTICS COLO, CHOLERA
n DIARRHoEA REMEDY.
Ruth, the little daughter of E. n.
Dewey of Agnewville, Va, was serious.
ly ill of cholera infantum last summer.
owe gave her up aud did not expect
her to live from one hour to another"
he says. Il happened to think of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy and got a bottle of
it from the store. In five hours | saw
change for the better. We kept on Civ
ing it and before she had'taken the
hall of one small bottle she was we'll"
This remedy is for sale by o. o. Krog-
stad.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
A PECULIAR MAN..
His Name Was Lazarus, and He had
a Peculiar Experience.

n Peculiar Experience.
I'm one of my voyages from Cape
Town to England" writes q traveller,
IL shared my cabin with a peculiar
man, whose name vas Lazarus. He
made me promise that If he should die
during the voyage l would prevent his
burial at sea. He said that on q pre-
vious voyage he had fallen sick and
vas taken for dead and put into a sack
for burial. A quartermaster had been
put on to watch the body until it was
time for the funeral. When the burial
party arrived the quartermaster in
formed the captain that he thought the
body had moved in the sack. The sack
was opened, and Lazarus eventually
came to life again. Such was the
story Lazarus told me. Lazarus was
q thin man with a sallow face. He
had an enormous appetite and appear
ed at every meal, to which he devoted
his whole energies. The good feeding
only seemed to add to his corpselike
appearance. One evening, sure enough,
when we were about halfway to our
voyages end, he apparently died again.
The doctors took him in charge this
time, however, and he came out of his
trance without any shotted sack cpl
sOde. He was met at the London
docks by a number Of relatives and
friends, all Of whom looked as If they
might be suffering from the same COM
plaint."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Indigestion

With its companions, heartburn,
flatulence, torpidity OF the liver, con-
stipation, palpitation of the heart, poor
blood, headache and other symptoms,
sallow skin, foul tongue, offensive
breath and a legion of other ailments,
is at once the most widespread and de-
structive malady among the American
people. The Herbine treatment will
cure all these troubles. SOC bottle.
Sold by O. o. Krogstad.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
CORVALLIS s.
TIME CARD.
TIME CARD.

No. 2. For Yaquina:
Train leaves Albany I2:A5 p. m.
Corvallis 1850 p. m.
Toledo SAT p. m.
Arrive Yaquina, 6:2op. III.
No. I. Returning:
Leaves Yaquina GAS a. m.
Toledo 7:15 a. m.
Corvallis 1880 a. m.
Arrive Albany 1915 p. II.
No. 5. For Detroit:
Leaves Albany 700 a. n.
Arrive Detroit 1920 p. m.
No. 4. Returning:
Leaves Detroit 100 D. m.
Arrives Albany 5:55 a. m.
Train No. I arrives in Albany
Ill time to connect with the S. P.
southbound train, as we'll as giving
two or three hours in Albany be-
fore departure of S. P. uorthbound
train for Portland.
Train No.2 connects with the
5. P. trains at Corvallis ami AL
bany, giving direct service 10 New
port and adjacent beaches.
Train 8. for Detroit, Breitenbush
and other mountain resorts leaves
Albany at7:oo a. M, reaching De-
troit about Goo p. m.
For further information apply to
]. c. MAYO,
General Passenger Agent.
J. E. FRANKLIN, Agent. Toledo.
b. H. BoLEs, Yaquina.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
He Won Easily.

Mr.. Subbubs-You. know you're only
talking nonsense. What do you want
a couple Of new gowns for? Mrs. Sub
bubs-Why, Mrs. Playne has got a
dozen gowns, all Of them much hand
somer than the two or three that I've
got. Mr.. Subbubs-Yes, 1 know. But
a homely woman like that needs rich
attire in order to attract attention
from her face. You don't.-Liverpool
Mercury.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Cheerfully Recommended fol
Rheumatism.

0, G. Higbee, Danville, H., writes,
Dec. 2, 1901 "About two years ago l
was laid up for four months with rheu-
matism tried Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment; one bottle cured me. | can
cheerfully recommend it to all suffer-
ing from like affection" 25c, 5Oc, 81.
Sold by o. O. Krogstad.
Call and get acquainted with some of
The LEADERS, clubbing propositions.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Good for Stomach Trouble and
Constipation.

"Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets have done me a great deal of
good" says c, Towns of Rat Portage,
Ontario, Canada. "Being a mild
physic the after effects are not unpleas-
ant, and | can recommend them to all
who suffer from stomach disorder"
For sale by .. 0. krogstad.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21

SAY, boss" began the beggar, "I'm
outer work an'"-
"See here" interrupted Goodart, 81
gave you so cents last week"
well, yer've earned more since, amt
yerT'-Exchange.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Lincoln County People

visiting the Fair can get rooms at a
reasonable price if they will go out to
o. f. Rache's, Montavilla, I blocks
south from end Of car line.
Phone Union 1853 and we will meet
you at car, if we know when you are
coming. o. E. RACHE,
65l Anderson ST., Montavilla. Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Why Does
Woman Paint?
SHE CAN'T RESIST THE
TEMPTATION

when she beholds my beautiful colors
and tints of handy Household Paints,
Narnishes, Stains, Lacquer, Floorlac
and Enamels. Everybody wants to
paint when they see my durable and
lasting house paints, roof and barn
paints, also the famous cold.water
paint. The only stock of wallpaper in
Lincoln county at competition prices.
Look my big stock over and let me
figure with You.
KROGSTAD
The Toledo Druggist
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Wool and Mohair Wanted.

will pay the highest market price
for wool and mohair. Get my price
before selling.
j. +. STEWART, Toledo. Or.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21

When you want a pleasant laxative
that is easy to take aud certain to act,
use Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
tablets. For sale by o. o. Krogstad.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Not His Privilege.

Employer Ito presumptuous clerk
Are you the boss here, I'd like to
know? Clerk-No, sir, but Employ
er-Well, don't talk like n fool then
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Rates to Lewis and Clark Fair
From Points on the Corvallis &
Eastern Railroad to Portland
and Return.

From Points on the Corvallis &
Eastern Railroad to Portland
and Return.
INDIVIDUAL RATES y
RATE-One and one.third fare for
the round trip, plus SO 30 when sold VIA
Albany and $3.50 when sold via Cor
wallis.
SALE DATE-Daily from May 20 to
October ID, both inclusive.
LlMlT-Thirty (SO) days, but not
later than October 81, 1905.
PARTIES OF 10 OR TORE
Parties OF ten or more from one point,
travelling together on one ticket both
ways, will be sold tickets as follows:
RATE-One fare for the round trip,
plus 50 As when sold via Albany and
$3.50 when sold via Corvallis.
SALE DATES-Daily from Nav 90
to October 10, 1905, both inclusive.
LlMlT-Ten Q0) days from date Of
sale.
ORGANIZED PARTIES
For organized parties of one hun
dred 400 or more moving on one day
and one place individual tickets will be
sold rs follows:
RATE-One fare for the round trip,
pins $2.45 when sold via Albany and
$3.50 when sold via Corvallis.
SALE DATES-Daily from May 90
October Is, 1905, both inclusive.
LlMlT-Ten (l0) days from date Of
sale.
COACH EXCURSIONS
Coach excursions will be run from
time to time during the Fair for which
special low rates will be made.
s~TOP.ovERS
No %stopovers will be allowed on any
of the above tickets. They must be
used for continuous passage in each
direction.
Tickets will not be sold locally to
Albany or Corvallis, but a ticket. read.
ing through TO Portland good during
the Fair will be used under conditions
indicated above.
For further information call on OF
write to J. c. MAYO,
General Passenger Agent, Albany, Or.
Or any c. & u. agent or conductor.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1905-07-21
Here's a SNAP!

by sPVCIdI HTTaIIStWeUC WIFI TIE puD-
fishers THE LEADER is enabled to make
the following unparalleled offer to it's
readers:
Twentieth Century Home. ....... 81 90
Cosmopolitan Magazine ........ l 90
LINCOLN County LEADER, ........ / 90
SO 80
We will give all three to our sub
scribers one year for only 80 .25. Call
and see sample copies OF these standard
magazines. Yon can't afford to be
without them at this price.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-12-16
PERSONALS.

W. w. Richardson of Pomeroy is reg
istered at the Dacres today.
Richard Patterson of Asotin is reg
istered at the State today.
w. S. Oliphant is registered at the
Palace today from Chard station.
A. P. Cahill, a capitalist of Dayton.
transacting business in WaIla Walla
today.
w. S. Goodman, proprietor of the
Hudson Bay stock farms, is in the
city.
Harry Fathers, a we'll known Pres
colt farmer and stockman, is among
Walla Walla visitors today.
A. A. Owsley, an old pioneer resident
of Pomeroy, and owner of the Owsley
ranch, famous in stage coach days, is
in Walla Walla on business. He is
stopping at the Palace.