The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-06-10


Mrs. Heupeck-And you cali your
,elf a man? Mr. Henpeck-Certainiy' b
ny dear, that ie--er-if you VIII per f
nit me to.-Fliegende Batter. p
Jenkins-You don't seem to bother
much about the future. Lightley- ..
No. that never worries me until 1t De- e
comes the present.-Exchange. y
Mrs. Wise-How do you Ike the :
new nurse girl? Mr.. Wise-Great (
Mrs. Wise-I thought so. That's why 7
fired her this morning--Bostoh I
Globe.
Deacon Jones-In the better ANA
everything will be made known. Mrs
Prye-Won't that be finel I've always
wondered how old Sarah Wilson was
Boston Transcript
"Ah." said the little girl who was
being filled with culture. "see the car
penter brawny building the house
beautiful with his hands skillfui. =
Chicago Record Herald.
you are as full OF airs as hand
organ" said a young man TO giri
who refused to let him see her home.
THAT may be-" was the reply Dut 1
don't go with a crank
Here. take this rife" cried the ex-
cited Snowman; 'the leopard has IS
capped. II you find him shoot him on
the spot" (which s-spot. sirY' gasped
the green employe.-Exchange.
The Niece-weren't you shocked,
: uncle. when you heard that Harry had
died and left me a widow? The
!. uncle-Wen. no. That's about all l
> ever expected he would leave you
I Judge-You say you were alone
r when you committed the robbery
= Nitro Bill-Yes. yer honor alius does
> me little Jobs alone. When we've got
:, nal it's ten ter one he turns ow dis
L honest.--Judge.
D. Little WILLIE say, pa, what Is al
nj emptv title? pam empty title, M
ut son. is your mothers way OF referrin'
Or 70 me as the head OF the house whel
r. there are visitors present.-Glasgo'
rs Evening Times.
p "Pm sure l saw cat over IN tna
ed corner" said Tommy. sitting up In De'
ad mo, dear; go 70 sleep SAID ms nou
se or: ut was just Imagination. ia
Ter Imagination got shiny eyesT-Phil'
lot delphia Ledger.
lie Nfotber-Ethel. you naughty emil
what have you been doing TO maj
.e1 Charley cry so? Ethel-l've only oe'
en-, sharing NV cod-liyer oil with hi
'de dear mamma. You said 1t was 50 ni'
W. -Harper's Bazaar.
In For goodness sakel Nnats u
ian noIser' The girl next door Il navl
IL her voice cultivated" HUH apps
ap- emily the process Of cultivation
uch reached the narrowing season.
to Philadelphia Press.
per- .I have Just been officiating at
ans wooden wedding on the West Sid
said the parson. "OficiatingY gu
rear id the puzzled friend. Yes"
we nlained the good man. Il married
ma connie of Poles."-Chicago News.
and Evadd,e-That creature actu;
DC told me to mind my own busin'
1--WE v,knowl Cholly-The imperun
wretch, FweddIe-Positively ms
' Is ing As II to insinuate. don I y XII
late- - was in business.-Clevel
our tnat
,s+ad Leader. ,..,o
ls'eo pleeker-My congratulations
re marriage with the charm
- widow, old man. knew you %
lrses on her occasionally. but l had no
'nore vou intended TO marry. Meek
u ior Nas+har did l until she had II al
oard. Nelene1
NOT ranged. -, vor,
Is re- .,,Ia over and must say 1t sho'
'e''er 1raat deal Of originality. Artn
corps sr,-nts Pm surel | hattered M
anu there were some ideas In IL
y caoroe-Oh, l was not speaking 0
~ o,.mnosition. but OF the speiling'
Nanhew-Uncle, I'm in love
often +ns dearest girl in all the world
10 Golden hair, blue eyes, the WI
lrt Of of teeth and a ngure Une,e
muir rupting)-My dear BOY reanS
Moses consent to your marrying her .
indian she has FIVE figures, at the le'
many Brooklyn Life
en- the FIRST Passenger-Would 20
killing rood enough to lend me your s.
!. there -. moment? Second PasseI
ow the Cartainlv. sir, with pleasure
It, and passenger-Oh. thanks. Now a
ase re- can no longer read your news
viii you please have the kindn
d that mass II over to meF
4 was Rows Essay on Breath; bre
a" In made OF air. We breathe Away
,eaning our lungs. except at night wns
that A breath keeps life going throug
! OF the noses while we are asieep' 30
cere- stav in a room all day sn'
by the breathe. They snouiu wait "
). get out doors
be sick Two old men were always
IS of a a,ct,ng and deriding one
and for Thav were friends and liked to
; doctor gether. but all their talk wer'
into the ~ sneers and SCOTS. One
!, which a. last week they fell into a.
lex man ment on the question OF nign
18th him. Thev disputed bitterly as to W
the pa them could remember the most
order is dav. The younger Of the '"'
Cor, well Josh. l mind the nor
~ game Anrile four in eighty-three whit
|, slowed 40 alfred windy that II 10
.rors two hours to fy from
,,b man ere lot TO their roost In IN
- ..ha- osnon. a ry O. less'n mile.
rhs w,Iliam." said the older far
= ssrvaa mind days so windy that ID
-. -. had 10 walk home.-