The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-12-14
THISTLES.

ferss my psnss 70 sh~es and sss Il esAh.
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peculiar cSsi Jsshins-- Nc, bet ksvsst
any DeDsy 10 h&ah.
--h~ss~--f keAs Hixsias sicr~d With
Miss 0sbbis<os ~tiS vAs swsy. Pecssu
--Yss. nssaa-D her nsiba forgive
thsm' r~cA~G--f shosld ssy not. Ste
has rops 10 i've With tAeg.
Why % yos vsn, 10 b~cons rsch'
We'll, ssk ths sopsvhsi cynical psrser,
Id llls 10 have lhs income and isissfs that
wceid rssmi, me 10 i~csar pe'pls on Tho
vsniiy of vcrdiy sssllA.
--hiss 0ssssip--I ssdsss,spd ,As, 700
Ara % good ~ married 70 hlss Roxisy.
Mr. Rachslies--Jssi ~ good and svsa bst.
tsr. I'm BOT roins 10 b married 10 any.
body.
--BAsgs-l 49, yos havs . copy Of Blsah's
magazine. Do yos nsd u Interesting }
Dlgss-Ys, al be-, sAs reading matter.
Oh, wee, we've heard Of brain fax. But
isrt " stranxs thst 20 few psspis have
shis fAgs
--HIehs--I believe I'm sort Of owl or
somsthirs. ] con Usually sad anything
I'm lookinG for 10 tbs darh. Wicts-I
meet 10 some sort Of elephant or some
thiAx. ! sssaiiy asd svssyshiug I'm not
looking for Ia the DARK.
II wonder What Bragg means BY for
ever taking Of his social obllgstionss !
suppose he's msmbsr OF sevsral social or
gasi,s tiors and never pays his does.
--You say that public ofscial bad moth
Ing 10 sayf said tho editor. Yes, snswer-
"a tAs ELF eonadsnt reporter. But he talk
ID thrse-essrisrs Of an hosr before | dis
covered Il.
--She--I wish that woman In the next
6At would stop talking goo-goo talk TO her
hssband' He-oh, we'll, LET her. Poor
thing. maybe che hssu't dog.
-Bsoot--r TITS paper says the Baltic ses
hsa msrs wrecks than any othsr place In
~ world. Kgbsrt--How abost Wall
strss4f
How u II possible for you TO ind fault
With hunt why no,i Why. he sppsars
70 BE- tn,an who 10 sbsolately without
faults Of any sort. Huh! That's his great
ct fault.
Mr.. Stubb--C onfound itl / haven't
time 10 move that chair 90 you can hunt
for your hsirpins. hp. stubb-And you
are the same Henry who promised to move
heaven and earth for me before We were
married.
shells Il true that your brother 10
going TO remArry his divorced wifes He
Yes. He became 90 we'll acquainted with
her during the divorce trial that be fell In
love with her.
--Knicksr- So Jones got mixed In his sx-
csssss Bocher-Yss. he told his wife
tAAt he had been up oil night with the
baby, and his employer that he was dstain.
I'd 10 the ONCE on business.
Friend Who ID that man you always
have with you whom you 20 oct for ride
Automob ny claim agent. l find
Il saves time and money to refer the matter
10 him for immediate settlement whenever
! run over ANYBODY.
-Mrs. Pcckem-I know I'm tribe irri-
table st times, Henry, but II bad to live
ny life over again Id marry you just the
same. Mr.. Psclem-0h, no, YOU wouldn't.
Yea only think you would.
How long, asksd the yosth, should ]
know girl before marrying herr That,
replied the home grown philosopher, de-
psods upon how long you expect 70 remain
married.
--Eva--Football 10 really dangerous. ]
krsw fellow Who lost his teeth on the
gr,direp. Dick That's nothing. ! know
several that lost their hearts.
Mrs. Pairweathsr-See how the wind
raisss ~ dust, Charles. Mr.. Fairwsather
financially smbarrasssd) 1t always does,
my dear. The difficulty ind 10 In getting
The dust 10 raise the wind.
First Yox-Thess are dangerous times
for ~. why don't you get behind tree
instead Of sitting out here In the open 7
second Yox-Not much. l might be bit
BY accident then. There hasn't been man
along hare Jet that could shoot anything
h aimed II.
--she--why, thoss men In the Stock
EEchangs run shout yelling Ike lot Of
Grassy men. He-Well, guess you'd yell
like crazy man II you paid 100000 for .
ssat asd then couldn't ct down.
You don't consider Mr.. Binx original
No, answered Miss Cayenne. The extent
Of bic originality h his prsjcdice against
quoting anything - The author wrote Il.
How 10 you manage TO catch Jour
asstipg fapciess asked The editor. write
sAsn on - paper. explained the contri-
bator.
-Dacoe- That man 10 always on the
wrong side Of . QusssinD. Esbert- How
10 ysu kpows Bscon--Why. I've known
lin for tweaiy ysars, and In oil that tine
nsvsr knew him 10 think the same way -
I have.
what 10 ~ optimist, papai An cpti-
mist y man sho can say sverythihg's for
IL best with note due and boil on his
neck.
--Rsportas-Havs yca fixed The bbme
for that lAss accIdenlf Railroad Oficial-- |
No, nos ops Of IL injured trainnsn 10
asaA ssoseh TO blame u on yet.
--CAcliy--i dsd hope to rsiss nice Van
dyhs bard, bet re growing 20 strassly
thlnk shail have 70 shavs u %. don't y
ksax. NIaa PsppfeS oh. Lei 4 aroN.