The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1905-09-15

Snow YOU HOW SHE WORKS..
Ger, und your voice comes back to you.
i hat one at ma house. und IL you Will
gif leetle party Will bring her oop
und We shall haf more fun ash seven
goats ind . monkey. You can invite
Ten peoples, und dot Will be society.
% and speak to your wife aloud her."
I talk NIT my wife for half AZ hour.
ind he says Il vhas all right. After
washing und ironing all day und mind
ing der dog und der baby she likes 90
elety In der eavenings. Dot pleases Mr..
Dinkman, und der next night he vhas
- hand NIT his wife und phonograph,
und hat eight more peoples. After We
hat some beer und Ice cream und speak
q leslie politics Mr.. Dinkman stands
COP und says:
Ladies' und shentlemen, dis party
vhas gifen BY Hans und his wife to be
In society und haf more shoes to cob
BILE. She vhas phOnograph party, und
when she vhas oafer Hans Will surely
be In der swim"
Dot makes me uni N.Y. wife uni
eaferybody else feel good, und Mr..
Dinkman stands out some more like a
leetle mans und explains dot machine.
1t Was one Of der greatest things on
earth. She vhas bigger dan Napoleon
or Christopher Columbus. II der Span
ISL hat dot machine at Manila, Dewey
vhas gone in two minutes. II BlancO
Aaf him at Havana, we shall not take
Cuba in one hOOnered years. Dinkman
makes it all SO nice dot il he asks me
to lend him two dollar till next week
STALL cheerfulIy DO So When he dOan't
speak any more he says:
We shall now listen to dot song o,
Der Sweet BY and By ash sung by
M friend Hans few days ago.
Ike to haf eaferbody keep still uni
shed some tears"
lie stan;., back. uud der machine
goes of. and i'll ten seconds my hair
stands OOp. Dot voice vhas shust like
my voice, though it sings some songs
! ncsYer heard. 1t vilas all about how
Elet some young wOmans by der
moonlight und der cider mill und how
my heart vhas breaking il she doan't
0y AWAY NIT me. Und When dot song
ends OOp 1t makes me say dot my old
womans vhas cross eyed and red head
ed und like her to fall down a WELL
Eaferbody looks at me und can't make
him out. und der old wOmans says she
Will see me later about dot moonlight
peesness. I tries to stop Mr.. Dinkman
by winking und shaking my head. but
he goes ahead shust der same und
says:
I'VE shall now listen to anOdder
song by dot same German cObbler
whose voice you all know SO well und
who vhas like some nightingale. She
vhas q song called Dose Harbor
Lights vhas Burning und il anybody
vhas crying when she vhas finished it
vhas all right und a great compliment
to our friend. Now listen.''
Dot machine goes again. und dot
song vhas all about an old sport who
put his last dollar on q game Of poker
und though he held three aces he vhas
bluned out by mans NIT only pair Of
ten spots. Eaferybody turns und looks
at me again, und my wife vhas cry
ing und says It vhas better IL 1 bang
myself in der wood shed. 1 can't see
how he vhas. und I wave my hand at
Dinkman to stop her. but he only
smiles und says:
sAlaybe dot singing vhas enough
for one eavenings. ash 1t seems to haf
made eaferbody VERY sad und tear
full. shall now let dot photograph
speak to you, und you Will recognize
der well known voice Of our friend
who Mixes to get into society und cut
. dash. Hear v0t he says"
Und dot speaking almost knocks me
out Dot machine yells und whoops
ind sweArs like some pirates. II
makes me call names on myself: 1t
makes me swear on my old wOmans
md der preacher. und 1t makes me
~ Dot N.Y. good friend Carl Schmidt