The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-04-06
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TX N hard To tell which feels the
worst. Doc osler or Jimmie Garfield
Atlanta Constitution.
Ia the Chadwick case there are 9TH
crs besides Mrs. Chadwick that need
little dose OF rctributive Justice
Chicago Tribune.
The Santo Domingo treaty fiasco
confirms the suspicion that the Presi-
dent has Senate broncho to bust
Atlanta Constitution.
The secret OF Russian troub,es-iT,-
100000 children between the ages OF
and II absolutely without schooling
Of any kInd.-I.ouisvlllc Herald.
Hereafter when we discuss the war
we intend 10 talk Familiarity about Tie
pass. IL Is the first name we have
been able TO Atchison
Globe.
Commissioner Garfield found that
the beef trust makes only ~ cents
on steer. Has IL occurred 10 any
one that the beef trust may have given
him the wrong stcer;-New York Mail.
Hawaii has territorial debt go per
cent greater than that OF the islands
prior 10 American annexation. or
civilization comes high. but IL Is pref.
cradle TO Queen Lil.--Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
We are continually seeing the pre-
dlctlon that Russia VIII continue the
fight TO the bitter end" but IL strikes
us that all the ends are bitter Also.
some spots between Montgomery Ad.
vcrtiscr.
\ Chicago physician has discovered
that the mustard In the ham sandwich
creates nm appetite FOR strong drink.
From the little mustard seed what tow
ering evils grow.--Ncw York Com
mcrrial
Doubtless when Commissioner Gar
field gets through with his investiga-
ton OF Standard oil IL will be found
that he reports IL not as an outrn Seous
octopus. but as harmless Us p clam
Houston Chronicle.
Perhaps that American girl who Is
touring Europe with pet pig sitting
beside her I'm her motor car merely
wants To show that she Is not ashamed
OF the origin or her fathers wealth.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Having reached the age OF 81. Mr.
Grover Cleveland has picked up hun.
die OF rods, landing net and some
bait and gone TO hunt his chloroform
where the air Is good and the fish are
bIting.-New York Telegram.
Bank OF England has reduced the
rate OF discount from 3 20 2i7 per
cent. Got more coin than they want.
Been trying 10 call those fellows for
two hours. hut they're always busy
New York Evening Telegram.
Mr.. Jacob s. Coxcy. OF Coxey's army
fame. states that his dreams Of ten
years ago are coming true In the POI
litical development OF today. How
the poor man must have suffered from
the nightmare!-Des MOlnes News.
Andrew Carnegie drew SOL In wit.
ness fees In the Chadwick case. In ad.
dltion 10 the opportunity afforded him
of watching the face OF the fair de-
PENDANT while keeping his own con-
cealed. Some men are born lucky
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The way Russia keeps the Baltic
fleet hanging around In the Indian
Ocean. neither sending II to the front
nor calling II home. reminds one OF
poker player fumbliug his last dollar
nnd trying TO decide whether TO risk
II or put II back In his pocket.---To.
pcka Herald.
There are rumors that Japan Is will
Ing TO make peace on terIas which In
cludc from $500. OOO,OO0 10 S1O0.0OO.OOO
indemnity. Possibly the MIkado will
consent To cut down the figures a little.
but from present appearances II does
not appear likely that he will offer
bargain-counter rates.-Troy Times.
The Standard oil Company's pipe
line from Kansas has struck a snag In
the way OF nm obdurate board OF road
supervisors I'm Illinois. This particular
board objects TO the line crossing high
ways. We wonder how long that sort
Va AiAAAk "AAa "N ~ ~ w
IL Is conducive 20 heart dlsease.-ln-
dianapolis Sentinel.
Grand Duke Vladimir wants 10
send another army" The Russian
armies are recruited from the masses.
The theory OF the Russian autocracy
seems 10 be. the fewer the common
people the better for the autocracy.
The Grand Dukes continue 10 remain
OF the firing llne-that Is TO say. the
Japanese firing llne.-Portland ore
gonlan.
II was highly commendable In Con-
gress 20 restore the Southern battle |
flags 10 their owners. IL Is not de-
slrable that the memory of domestic |
strife should be kept alive by cXhib-
itlng the trophies OF victory over our
own countrymea. II Is 10 be hoped,
however, that now the flags have been
returned they Will not he preserved
and exhibited IN the South 20 keep
.Ii,.. th. tnemnrv ~ "tha IasF rauaa f"