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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-04-12
KAISER SURPRISES A BOOK.
Scaudalous Account of His Private
Life is COnfScated.

Berlin. Germany The hook entitled
The Private Lives of William II. and
His Consort.' published by Heine-
mann. which is dirty and dull rs we'll
as ]scandalous. has been cortiscated BY
order of the Civil Court.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01

~ .iidn't see them," remarked Ame-

~ .idn't see them," remarked Anne
LA, coldly.
They We're elegant" went on Mrs
Hackett. I'm going ito star: in or
one Of the biscuit patterns. And the
drawn rugs. Land, they were splsl
did,"
| Amelia turned to Ellen. You must
| let me see your notes on the pictures,
| She said.
Ellen Squirmed uneasily. K didn,t
exactly take notes." she admitted.
Soon as l got there Henry Much
came UP and asked me to go round
with him. Somehow We didn't have
time for the pictures. | looked over
the catalogue coming home, though,
and marked the prettiest names"
Amelia tried once more. Did you
see that copy OF Paul Potter's bull,
father?'
Well, there" answered Mr.. Hack
EFT, Il didn't! But that didn't count
SO longs l saw the real c-itter Hand
some, too. Didn't know he belonged
to Mr.. Potter. Thought the name was
Stevens. We can match the SHOW in
pigs, though, can't We, Willard?'
The next time Amelia went to
Pennington she called on fcrmer
teacher of hers. It's no use," she
said, dismally, relating the story OF
the fair. 1T seems as if they didn't
want to be broadered. 1t was just
money wasted!"
Miss Stimson laughed. You have
ut learned all life's lessons yet, Ame-
la. AS for its being money wasted,
they all had good time and saw the
taings they were interested in, and
that's a good deal IN this world
Youths COMPANION.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
Going By.By.

Going 6y-5y.
And ,ts H.! for the land OF By-By,
Astradd.e of papa's knee.
VITA two big bands fer the stirrups
And two little lips for the fee.
And now We are off at a gallop
1 Though meadow and valley and
af wood
Fer Y visit b Petsr Piper
BE- And Little Red Riding Hood.
And maybe we'll call on the fairies
Down there in the hazel dell
For where Papa H0rSey will take u
Tho horsey himself can't tell.
And maybe wei call on Miss Muffet
And maybe-and maybe we'll come
Ts where one little pig went to the
market,
And one little liggie stayed home.
But this | know, that SO surely
As the little pigGe could talk,
1e surely we'll nod n the saddle
And the gallop will come to a walk.
And then we will be 1t the stable
And tenderly horsey will stand
While mamma lovingly leads US
20 the ream-deckedJ.u Lullaby Land.
Golfers Weekly.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
DUBIOUS.

What do you know about his past ?"
asked Mabel.
Just enough to make me a little
suspicious about mis- present." said
Maud, examining with magnifying
glass the diamond the young man had
sent her-Chicago Tribune.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
A SLIGHT SATISFACTION.

A SLIGHT SATISFACTION.
"The cashier has absconded and
cleaned lis out"
How much did he take?"
Nearly eighty thousand
HE did! Well, there'll be a little
satisfaction for us in calling it eighty
thousand. cleveland Plain Dealer.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
HER MISTAKE

HER MISTAKE
Nell told him if he dared to kiss
me he'd be sorry for it.
Belle-And was he?
Nell-No, l was the only one who
was sorry-sorry l told hlm.-Phila.
delphia Ledger.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
his IDEA OF LUCK.

Been very lucky with your pa
tients, haven't you, doctor?"
Yes. | don't think l have more
than SIT in unpaid bills standing on
my ooks"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
FAILED.

Dixby-Of course they gave you
ether? So you didn't suffer any pain
by the operation.
Bingley-Unfortun l came to
before the bill was presented.-Boston
Transcript.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
WILLIE,

Mamma-Fighting again, Willie?
Didn't l tell you to stop and count
100 whenever you were angry?
Willie-But it didn't do any good,
ma. Lock what the Jones boy did
while I ounted.--Harper's Bazar.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
A SUGGESTION

He.-I can never think of the right
thing to say at the right time!
She-Why don't you try saying the
right thing sometimes, even if you get
in the wrong place?-Detroit Free
Press.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
THE USUAL WAY

Beatrice-What' did you get for
Christmas?
Penelope-Horrors! Don't ask me.
Beatrice-Why, my dear, what's up?
Penelope-Writing dozen letters,
saying they were "just what l want
ed. Judge.
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SINGULAR EFFECT

How does it feel to be fired::" they
asked the ex-salesman.
1T gives you mighty chilly sensa-
tion," he said-Chicago Tribune.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
BROKE A RECORD.

BROKE A RECORD.
Mrs. Highmus-You kept one girl
six weeks. How did you manage it?
Mrs. Upmore-I didn't manage it.
She fell down the steps and broke her
leg the first day, and of course she
had to stay till she could walk out
again.-Chicago Tribune.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
EXPLAINED.

"Bligsins' wife thinks he is the
smartest man on earth"
No" answered Miss Cayenne, she
doesn't think SO. She merely makes
Bliggins thinks SHE thinks so."-Wash.
ington Star.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
SAVED HIMSELF

Jack, do you think I look like man.
MAJ"
"Oh, yes, Aarie-as your mamma's
sweet face must have looked when
she was just your age. e."-Chicago
Tribune.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01

cr I"l information Tickets Slor
tue Company, CT W. f. MASTERS Orsn,
bAiIUhs Asst Gen Pass Ag, New Oeans La W. OAEY Dir
Hasa. Agent New Iberia La, - Ei
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
ALAS. YES!

Teacher-Wha. changes takes place
when water is converted into ice?
John Smart-A change Of price,
'am.-Smart Set.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01

Smokeless powder throws off a faint
haze which. is clearly discernible
through violet glasses.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01

Venice is built on seyenty-two is
lands.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01

SATISFIED. =
"Take back that heart you gave nae"
The angry Prep girl cried;
The butcher save ner liver,
And the maid was satisfied.
Ohio Wesleyan TranscriDt
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
HELPFUL

HELPFUL.
Having a minute to spare" began
the bore, Il thought I'd devote it 10
you-"
Thank you," interrupted the busy
merchant, Il can use it, for need all
aelpnia Press.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
SUPPLEMENT TO AN OLD SAYING

HIS Frlend-MCney talks.
The Promoter-Yes, but sometimes
it's mighty hard to get it TO LISTEN
New York Press.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-04-01
PENALTY.

PENALTY
Shs-In your bachelor clubs what is
the penalty for marrying?
riage.--Illustrate Bits.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-05-13

Nothing has bee said for some
time about the canning factory that
is to be opened In Roswell this sun
mer; but the enterprise has not been
even sleeping. The managers have
been working hard on the detail work
Friday a deal was CLOSED by which
the ground for the factory was bought
and thus the factory's location decid-
I'd upon. The lot is in h same square
with the plant of the Diamond Ice
Company. 1t is a lot 5Ox1e8 feet and
.ronts on the Railroad. where ship
ping advantages will be afforded.
The certificates of Incorporation,
issued by Territorial Secretary J.. w.
Reynolds, was received Friday morn
ing, by the receipt of which the comp
any became a corporation and the pur
chase of the lot and other property
became possible.
All the machinery for the factory,
as we'll as labels, boxes and cans
have been ordered and will be here
in time for the opening of the can
hing season.
The full acreage of tomatoes (for
the plant will handle only tomatoes
the first year, has been secured and
all the omatoe have been planted.
The farmers state that the plants are
looking fine and that the prospects
for a good crop are 1attering.
The work of signing contracts for
the canned tomatoes has been going
IN for some time and already more
han a a of the finished product
has een old The manager, L. D..
Fort, is taking orders all the time
for tomatoes. A. l.. Conrad, traffic
manager of the Pecos Valley & North
eastern, was here a few days ago and
he made promise for cooperation In
the scheme of building up the factory
interests by giving low freight rates
on goods shipped out.
The prospects of the factory are
right as could be desired. A first
Lass professor has been secured to
give the work in the factory his per
sonal attention and from his reputa,
ion and recommendations, he will be
bile to turn out first class goods.
With the extra quality of tomatoes
hat are raised in the Valley, the
output should find a ready marker
anywhere they are offered. All the
orders that can be handled this year
will be received without great effort.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-05-13
Notice OF Sale Of Realty.


District Court Chaves County.
In the Matter of the
Insanity of Harry No. 529.
Wildly Lea.
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned committee of Harry Wildly
Lea will, under the authority of the
District Court of this county, under
date of the 22nd day of April, 1905,
in this cause, on an application to sell
the realty of Harry Wildly Lea for
the support and maintenance of him
lie auction and sell to the highest
and best bidder for cash at the front
door of the court house at $3.50
O'Clock in the morning of the 18th
day of June, 1905. the following des-
cribed property, or SO much thereof
as will bring the amount of $4,000 at
such sale, to-wit:
Lots 5, Z, 9, and IL, block z. Lots
2 and 5, block s, Thurber's add. Lots
1, 2 and Is and fractional lots 8 and
4. each being about 34.63 feet of blk.
16. Lots 2. 4, 6. s. and 10, block IS;
Lots 1, 3. ). z, II and 13, block "a,
North Spring River add. Roswell.
New Mexico. All of lots 3, A, and NE
3 Of blk. 4. Roswell, N. M, east of the
section line between sections % and
80: also lot three. block sixteen. Lot
13, block IT. Lots 1. 2, north half Of
?, and north 135 feet of the east Sc
feet of the west $50 feet of lots IA.
Is, and 16. block IS, Roswell, n. NJ.
Lots 10, II, and 13. block 81. amend
ed plat of Roswell. N. NJ. So acres,
more or less, being part of the north
westA of the northeast Il section
4, township II. south. range "a east,
N. M. Principal Meridian. and the
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-05-13

4TERRTroRY OF NEW MEXICO
FIFTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT
COUNTY OF CHAvEs.
Aft Taylor. Plaintiff.
VS.. No. 647
Albert C. Seawell. Esther Sea-
well and r. F.. Barnett.
Defendants.
Notice of Sale.
Notice is hereby given that in pur-
suance of a decree made by said
court in the above entitled cause on
the 2Sth day of February, 1905. and
filed March LIST, 1905. in the office of
the Clerk of said Court and duly emit
cred of record in Book D. Court Rec
ords at a g 34S, 1, K S. Woodruff.
Sheriff of Chaves county, New Mexi-
co. will on Saturday, June Bird, A. d.
1905, at the hour of ten O'Clock in the
forenoon of said day at the front door
OF the court mouse In the city OF Kos
well, county of Chaves and Territory
of New Mexico, sell at public auc-
ton for cash to the highest and best
bidder, lot numbered seven CD and
the south half of lot numbered six
60 in block numbered thirty-nine
(39) in the West Side Addition to the
town of Roswell, New Mexico. as the
same appear on the official plat there
of on file in the office of the Record
er of Chaves county, together with
the arresian well water right thereto
attached and used on said premises.
to satisfy a mortgage securing a pro
missory note for the sum of 81, 0 90
and interest, attorneys fees and costs
of sale and all costs of suit, said note
and mortgage having been made by
Albert Seawell and Esther SeaweIl
to ALT Taylor.
X. S. WOODRUFF.
Sheriff of Chaves County,
New Mexico.
Roswell. N. NJ. April IA, 1905.
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A positive Necessity.

Having to lay upon my bed for IA
days from a severely bruised leg.
only found relief when l used a bot
tie of Billiards. Snow Eminent | can
cheerfully recommend 1t as the best
medicine for bruises ever sent to the
afiicted. II has now become a posi-
tive necessity upon myself.
d. R. Byrnes. merchant Dovers-
vile. Texas. Csc. soc and s1.oO. Sold
b. Pecos Valley Drug Co.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-05-13
How to Ward on Old Ace.

The most successful way of ward.
ing OFF the approach of old age is TO
maintain a vigorous digestion. This
car be done by eating only food suit
I'D to your age and occupation, and
when any disorder of the stomach APP
pears take a dose of Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets to cor
rec it. If you have a weak stomach
IT are troubled with indigestion, you
will find these Tablets to be just
what o need. For sale by all deal
ers.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-05-13
Committee of Harry Wildly LIE
RBINE

Will overcome Indigestion and dys-
pepsia. regulate the bowels and cure
liver and kidney complaints.
It is the best blood enricher and
invigorator in the world. 1t is purely
vegetable, perfectly harmless. and
should you be a sufferer from disease
will use it if you are wise.
R. n. Andrews. editor and manager
Cocoa and Rockledge News, Cocoa,
Fla, writes: 81 have used your Her
Dir in my family, and find it a most
excellent medicine. Its effects upon
myself have been a marked benefit
Sold by Pecos Valley Drug Co.
The L.. 5. Market has a nice line
of olives and nicEleS f0tf
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north 6s7-32-feet of-east 191S2zfest
OF thenorrhwest " of the NWA, sec.
SO. the east Is of lot 4, sec. SIT. 10,
s.. R. "a E., the SWA of the NEA,
sec. Sc, T. 10 s., r. % E. Lot 4 of
sec. 81, T. IL S., r. % e. The west
62-36 feet of lot g., the east " of lot
fourteen, and lots %, "a, II.
Sc. 81. 46, At. 4s, 50, 55,
Sc. SO, so, So. "a. 81, IS, II.
u. rs, rs. 70. 80. SO. "a. 81,
IS, 1o1. 102. los, log. 100.
10, lib. ia, 1T, lis, I21, and the
south 34.9 feet OF the north 2s4.e feet
of lot 1872 of LEAFS subdivision of a
part of the SWA of the SWA and
the SEA of the SWH sec. 80, T. 10,
s.. R. "a E.
This sale is made to provide funds
for the necessary support and main
tenance of the said Harry Wildly Lea
and of his wife and minor child.
J. S. LEA,
NJ. L. PIERCE.
Committee of Harry Wildly Lea.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-05-13
LOCATION OF THE CANNING FAC
TORY DECIDED UPON.
MACHINERY IS ORDERED

Labels, Boxes and Cans for the Can
ming Factory Have See Secured
Tomatoes are All Planted and the
Factory Managers Have Taken Or
ders for More Thar a Carload OF
Finished Product.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-05-13
The Reeord,s solicitors.

The only persons authorized to so
icit advertisements and make colIec.
tons for The Record Publishing Co.
ara Messrs. j. A. B. Bear and c. r.
Evans. II.
THE RECORD PUB. CO.
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EXPOSURE

To colo %draughts of air. to keen
and cutting winds. sudden changes
of the temperature, scanty clothing,
undue exposure of the throat and
neck after public speaking and sing
ing bring on coughs and colds
Billiards. Horehound Syrup is the
best cure. Mrs. A. Barr. Houston.
Tex, writes, Jan. 81, 1902: "One BOT
tie of Billiards. Horehound Syrup cur
ed me of a bad cough. 1t is very plea
SAINT to take. Sold by Pecos Valley
Drug Co.
TERRITORY OF NEW MEXICO,
FIFTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT,
COUNTY OF CHAvES.
Joyce-Pruit Company.
VS.. No. es7.
| Charles F. Bode and Nellie
BOQo,
Notice of Pending Suit.
To Above Named Defendants: You,
and each of you, will take notice,
that a suit has been commenced ag-
ainst you in the District Court OF
Chaves county by the above named
plaintiff TO recover the sum of $39.42
due the plaintiff for goods. wares
and merchandise heretofore sold and
delivered to O at your request,
which amount is due and unpaid,
You are further notified that the fol-
lowing described property belonging
to you has been attached: Lots ]
and 2 in block AZ of the West Side
Addition to the Town of Roswell,
New Mexico. and the artesian well
water right thereto attached. You are
further notified that unless o enter
your appearance herein on or be
fore the 5th day of June. A. D. 1905,
judgment will be rendered against
you in said cause, and your property
sold to satisfy same according to
law.
Plaintiffs attorneys are Richard.
son. Reid & Hervey, Roswell, New
Mexico.
SEAL) CARL NJ. BIRD.
Clerk of the District Court OF
Chaves County.
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And when you want cheese the u.
s. Market has it. Limburger. Brick
and Swiss. sou.
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The L.. 5. Market has a nice line
of olives and pickles. 60tf
The Opelousas courier., 1905-07-08
Summer Normal School.

The State Board of Institute
Managers has arranged to have
conducted for the teachers Of Lou
isiana eighteen summer normal
schools to continue term of four
weeks. These schools will be in
session as follows:
Beginning July 10th, Bastrop,
Clinton, Opelousas, Donaldson
vile, Thibodaux, Covington.
Capable faculties have been pro-
vided, and the schools will be con-
Quoted along new lines, enabling
each teacher to select such sub
jects as will best prepare him for
his special line of school work
next session.
No teacher in this parish should
fail to attend one of these schools
and thereby gain the benefits to
be derived from a month of faith
full effort in professional improv-
ment. Those attending are al
lowed a credit On their examina-
ton for certificates, and, under
the law, are entitled to IL prefer
ence when teachers are selected
for the schools. Yours respect
fully, G. J. THOMPSON,
Parish Superintendent.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-07-08
And "Here's to YOu!'' Say We.
(FrOm the Thibodaux Sentinel }


Last week we quoted at length
from the admirable account of
the L. p. A. Convention which
appeared in the preceding issue
Of the Opelousas Courier.
We again have the pleasure of
reproducing lines that will appeal
to our readers, from the gifted
pen of the Courier's editor, for
the write-up of the Association s
voyage to Havana concludes in
these words:
TThen follows the concluding
portion of our account of the trip
of the Association Ito Havana.
We assure our good friend of the
Sentinel that his manifestations
of appreciation of our humble
efforts to do justice to the un-
bounded hospitality of his fellow =
townsmen are deeply appreciated
by us, and place US under renewed
obligations to the big-hearted peo-
pie of Thibodaux, whose praises
are being sung all over the State,
and to him, as their authorized
spokesman. Such manifestations
Of appreciation are always spur,
an incentive to higher efforts and
better work.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-07-08
Taxation Should Be Reduced

"All the parishes so far re-
ported show increased assessment
rolls, due to raising of the rela-
lively lower assessment" says the
Baton Rouge Times. "After a
while, when the people realize
that equalization within a parish
is just, they will demand that the
Legislature take steps to equalize
and render the assessment uni
form throughout the State by the
creation of a State board Of equal
ization. Then the tax rate can be
cut down to where it should go,
and where it must 60 when the
assessments are where they should
be-" The real value of taxable
property in this State is about
$900, ,00N, 900, and when it is prop
erly assessed in all parishes the
tax rate ought to be, and must be,
cut down by constitutional amend
ment, reducing the limit of State,
city and parish taxation.-Don-
aldsonville Times.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-07-08
The Parish Printing.

Last Monday evening the elec-
tion of a parish printer came up
before the Police Jury, as the law
directs that the contract should
be given out yearly at the first
meeting in July. There were four
applicants for the position-Mr.
J. X. Sandoz, the Eunice Gall,
Raymond Breaux and the Opel
ousas COURIER. The Gall offered
to do the work at 20 per cent. be-
low legal rates, Breaux and j. K.
Sandoz offered no concession, and
the COURIER rendered donation
of FIVE hundred dollars for the
benefit of the public schools in
case il was awarded the contract
at legal rates. AS it was evident
that several members of the Jury
were averse to showing their hand,
an attempt was made to shut out
competition, which only succeed
ed, however, in shutting out the
Eunice Gall and Mr.. j. K. Sandoz
some member going so far as to
offer to settle the matter in exec
utive session. The tortuous tao
tics, however, having signally
failed, Mr.. A. J. Muller offered
the name of Raymond Breaux and
Capt. Samuel Haas proposed the
Opelousas COURIER. After some
more dilatory tactics, requiring
that each nomination should have
a second, the Jury was finally
compelled to take a vote and
"show their hand'-which they
did-[and that was not all they
showed!] The vote disclosed the
fact that out of II members pres
ent Is of that number failed to
see any advantage to the parish
by accepting our offer of $500 to
be given TO the public schools as
against the Clarion's s offer to take
all it could get, as it has done for
the past Is years, without con-
tributing even Is cents to the
public schools, or any other pub
lie enterprise. Capt. Sam'l Haas
and Hon. M. Halphen were the
only members who voted to allow
the public schools Of this parish
the $500 which the COURIER had
deposited in bank for that pur-
pose, but the other Is members
of the Jury preferred to thrust
more favors upon the Clarion
rather than accept the $500 for
Ipublic schools. Those Is mem
bers can now occupy their spare
time between this and the next
election in demonstrating where
1.-The benefit to their constituents
comes in by rejecting our offer.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-07-08

Some unauthorized person evil
IDENTIFY imposed upon both the
Times Democrat and Picayune
last week by announcing on large
placards that Opelousas would get
q complete write-up in the Sun
day editions of both those papers.
Neither of them contained any
write-up at all, the ''full account"
promised being a couple of pic
lures Of Opelousas buildings in
one and few poorly executed
pictures Of other Opelousas build
ings in the other. We are sure
that neither of these great papers
was guilty of perpetrating such a
fiagrant deception on our people,
and that the disreputable scheme
was engineered by some half-wit-
ted individual here #he has ne
conception of the sanctitY or the
binding force of any moral obli-
CATION when such an Insignificant
thing as that runs counter to the
accumulation of a little filthy
lucre.