The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-07
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DLUEBERRY PIE, with half-calf binding and art linen
y Sides is again appearing in the restaurants.
How do you enjoy seeing the blboards these frantic
appeals your liver up take something for
itself?
The chef of an uptown New York club has introduced
panked chicken Many local gardener has desired to
introduce the when Selling plank and making after
the neighbours ostriches.
Recent events in the Chauncey Depew family of
kind that would throw gloom memorial service.
The mind is strange thing We dreamed the other night
Of writing oraoro around The Grocers Picnic" There
tremendous chorus of delivery boys clerks cashiers
and ranged above the orchestra When awoke
the great chorus still ringing thru the corridors of the
mind The had closed her solo, of which all that
the mind retained the last line
''We sell the damaged egg
The orchestraon superb It along the lines OF
The Creation and the soprano lining it out in great
shape:
eve sell the damaged egg, the da-aam-aged egg, the
damaged ee-eg, the Damaged egg.'
Then the chorus took it up tremendous volume Of
sound
eve see-el sell, sell, se-e-ell the damaged
egg the da-a-am the da-a-am-aaged egg!"
OF it ridiculous but in the dream the oratoro
seemed serious effort and worthy of finding place
beside the great musical masterpieces
Funny old thing the mind. 1t is doing things when you
don't know anything about it.
Kansas girls who found the quiet but grand old town
Of Kan slow for them have been taken hand
by Editor Walker of the Osborne Farmer Mr. Walker just
told the girls what what in way that put him into the
smean old thing' class inside of minute But he talked
right out
think it unbearable in the old town. do you,
grs9 Altogether dull You have clear
from life in quiet rural place And long for the paved
Streets marble cafes and crowded streecars and whrl and
hustle of Kansas City Of all know of city life
what have heard what read and
what you have dreamed-a, by the way, unreliable
here notice that old mother has plenty
her time You tired Of the old faces day Per
haps don know that these old familiar faces the bull
wark that stands between and HARM If could get
familiar faces would look good that would
the thought of them. No. you change place.
What you need is change Of heart.
Unhappily this ''knock" applies to of in the
cities Always wanting to be somewhere else! To get to
New York to Chicago! Always looking for change and
excitement! Wishing abroad get married to get
unmarried To get away for the summerand then for the
winter! If can't do it, kicking because cannot! To
somewhere and to back and after back to
go again. And forever Always looking for happiness
the external and finding it, because it ISM there
When Sick hiring expensive doctor to treat the
effect instead Of honestly getting down to the When
instead of getting PRIDE anger malice and criticism out Of
the heart Always living in the external making the life
stage play instead Of reality! And getting the natural
pes barrenness emptiness and mental ashheaps where moth
ing pleasant grows. It's wonder don't take tumble
to ourselves and hire somebody to kick
j. r.