St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-10-27

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Mary had pretty calf
The people deemed IL shocking
Because she wouldn't hide IL by
| plain, dull-colored stocking.
| And when the rainy season came
And she on cars would go,
She'd ride on those with highest steps
Where she'd better showl
And now reigns and rains the
Oregon mist
Northwest Dead" says the
Oregonian. What, all of III
The Denver Republican says
every man should marry" Whyl
Why does a woman prefer to sit
on the floor when she changes her
stockihgsl
Many a man thinks he is the
real, real thing when he's only a
remnant or a piece Of sponge.
At least there is one family in St.
Johns that doesn't have TO wait till
FEBRUARY "a for Valentines day.
It is a safe bet of six bits that
Mccurdy used to be a Pullman
porter. That's why he knows
how"
Honest, now. II YOU had Nc.
Curdy's graft would YOU resign ?
That's right; Of course you
wouldn't. No one would.
You can usually tell the horse
power of an auto by the smell.
Some of the Portland autos, how
ever, are considerable over-smelled.
There Is so much steal in Oregon
that chemists have ascertained that
the black sand is 30 impregnated
with II that Il runs 80 per cent
steel.
British officers are now studying
the Japanese language. The Rus
slams have already graduated
understanding the Japs very tho
roughly.
Many lad q, the calf-lovc age
carries his "heart on his sleeve"
Later OH. when he gets over IL, he
carries his hand on his purse: in
fact, he has to.
II Is now up TO Ida Tarbell to
secure some data from Mike Cudahy
over his contemplated rape OF the
Standard Oil trust. Our columns
are open TO her.
Bishop Cyrus ID. Foster says
there are more than 2I,ooo, 900
widows in India. Geel Lawn.
mower-or post morteml Mebbe
the Bish means windowsl
Some women who do not appear
to work have 10 labor very assid-
uously for every dollar they get.
II YOU knew their husbands you
could understand this better.
About this time of year Oregon is
troubled with a diarrhoea OF paper
railroads and a constipation OF real
capital. Hence the railroad mileage
increases but little very rapidly.
The girl who grins at everything
her lover says and declares she be-
lieves il is almost sure to disbelieve
her hubby when he shows up with
a couple peroxide hairs on his coat
shoulder, Queer, isn't it'
The Japs in America who gave
up $1,000 10 the Jap war fund have |
received as premiums little wood
cups valued az &C each. That's a
good deal like joining the Society
OF Japanese Art Admirers.
Prof, in Garbager asserts a
Portland paper. We should say
so. Did YOU ever eat in one OF
these Second street chinese restau-
rants9 Pro6tl Garbagel We
should emphatically SO declarel
The Klamath Falls Express is
oud in asserting that il favors con-
Wet work on public roads, This
s. probably, because no one but a
could ever be secured to
work on a road in Klamath county.
A Portland clothing adj Mothers
will find these football pants great
'avers of other clothes" Great
eavensl As hit come to this ?
Nhat clothes will the "mothers"
cave OFT when they don those feet
'all pants
The football season opens well.
)ne lad was killed at Canon City,
Colorado, last Thursday by being
'utted in the stomach and having
dozen husky brutes jump on top
II him. Aud the devil is yearning
or the next poor fool,
Al Aberdeen, Washington, by
he mayors orders many shacks
AYE been destroyed by fire and
therwiSe demolished. This was
one for protection. In Portland I
he shacks get burned without
theicial orders. There's a moral
Think OFF Yesterday, October
b, Amy Cameron laid on our desk
nice bunch of ripsa raSnhsarrias