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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01
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MR.. BAYss0N PUBLISHES RESULTS
0F.VALUABLE EXpERTEN 0E.
A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic he noe
Rejoices in Perfect freedom frons
Miseries of Indigestion.


Thousands Of sufferers know that the
reason why they are irritable and de-
pressed and nervous and sleepless is he
cause their food does not digest, but how
to getrld Of the difficulty is the pnzzIing
question.
Good digestion calls for strong 1iges-
tive organs. and strength comes from d
supply Of good rich blood. For this
reason Mr.. Baysson took Dr.. Williams,
Pink Pills for the cure Of indigestion.
They have been my best doctor. = he
says. . I was Suffering from dyspepsia.
The pains in my stomach after meals
were almost unbearable. My sleep was
very irregular and my complexion was
salloN. As the result of using eight
boxes Of DR.. Williams Pink Pills. abous
the merits of which I learned from,
friends in France, have eseaped all
these troubles. and am able again totaEa
pleasure in eating. Z,
A very simple story, but If Ii had not
been for DR.. Williams Pink pills Il
might have been a tragic one. When .7;s.=
comfort begins with eating, fills M the
intervals between meals with pain. aud
prevents sleep at night, there certain1v.
cannot be much pleasure in living.
nnal general breaking down must IA
merely question of time.
Mr.. Joseph Baysson IS i native 81
Aax-les-Bains, France, but now resides
at No. 24s9 Larkin street, San Francisco
Gal. He is one Of a great number who ii,
can testify to the remarkable effieacv =
Dr Williams Pink Pills III tie treat,,,ar,I.
OF obstinate disorders Of tie stomach
II you would get rid of nausea. r,ai,, s.
burning in the stomach, vertigo a,.'s s,s :.
vousness, insomnia, OF any Of the e,tTse,..
mlseries Of a dyspeptio, get rid Of The.
WEAKNESS Of the digestive organs bv tI,s.
use q Or. Williams Pink Pills. Thsy
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Proper diet is, Of course. a great all s,
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macs arequest for It By writinsr & -
= Williams Medical Co, Sciences Il ~
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an important chapter on the SIN s;,,, salaa
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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01


Perhaps the strangest request ever
asked of state executive reached
Gov. Folk. of Missouri, by mail a few
days ago. 1t was in the form of a let
ter from young man who had served
a term in the penitentiary at Jefferson
City. He is looking for wife and will
only marry an ex-conviet She must
be blonde" he wrote, and weighing
about lao pounds and who has also
done time. ! don't want woman from
either St. Louis or Kansas City, but
one who has been raised in the coun-
try. Experience has taught me that
the less a girl knows about city life
and the city ways the better wife she
makes.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01

A president of the United States, al
luding appreciatively to the admirable
qualities Of the lady of whom he had
the good fortune to be the husband,
spoke Of her as being unstampedable"
that is, she is retained GOODNESS, good
Judgment and poise under all circum-
stances. A young lady in New York,
employed as cashier in a large establish
ment, must possess similar qualities. A
fire which threatened the building
frightened everybody else about the
premises and all ran away. But the
lady remained at her desk, calmly
counted her cash and locked it up in the
ire-proof safe before she left. Probably
that girl would not BE- scared even BY a
mouse.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01
What the Editor Replied.

A Monroe City paper seems to be
In a fair way to get into trouble. A
Won1aa has written the editor suggest
ing that ae take back an assertion that
she has had something to do with the
disappearance OF some chickens. and
che newspaper man has answered adj
visfng her not to leave her parasol
in any more henfouses Brookfeld
lMo.) Gazette.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01

Gov. Hanley, OF Indiana, during the
four months he has been in Office, has
caused considerable change in the
moral tone of the state. He has made
it a rule, says a report from the capt.
tai. that 10 man who drinks shall be
appointed to office, and his appointees
have extended the rule to those whom
they. IN turn. choose. The governor
has positively refused to hear argu-
1nents in favor of iberality toward
saloonskeepegs and gamblers. He
i against seeming acquiescence in the
sway OF lawlessness.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01

Grandma Cole, of Excelsior
Springs, Mo, is IS years old. but her
eye is as keen and her aim as good a.
it was in her pioneer days. a few days
ago, says local report, she saw a rea
fox entering the barn of her grand
daughters husband, Fred Morse. Th
old lady quietly got pistol and, say
ing nothing 10 anyone. started after th
marauder She soon located Reynar
and promptly put 4 bullet through h
brain. Grandma says she reckons
have rug made out Of the ysrnint
hide.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01
Nothin, Dainy.

''I have here" said the man with the
high forehead and unbarbed hair, "a
little poem on Autumn Leaves.
Too late-can't rse it. answered
the busy editor, without looking iup
Autumn left here about the 20tR Of
December. &C Chicago Daily News.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01
No sneciaI Indncear1sr,4

sheI woader why so few men are.
regular churchgoers2
HaI don't know, unless its because
there is no law prohibiting n-Kan-
sas City Independent.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-07-01
WANTING A HUSBAND
CONTENTS ON THE GIRL WHO
WANTS 10 BE MARRIED.

Waiting for the Fright Man. VIII
Seldom Bring Him-Young Won
en- Should Occupy Their Minds
with Something Useful - Work
Among the Poor for Women of
leisure Society Butterfly Of as
Little Account as Her Oriental
Sister of the Harem.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
"A Tragedy of Frogs

NM " WO girls with that Of distinction that is
ama@&SM unmistakable it is difficult to de-
Ls'g.1&SN@ Fl SCRIBE entered the s'yellow room at
ASYE%Tj Dayton IS tea yesterday.
Y Suppose order just the
things we did in New York at that never
luncheon had together the week before
sailed said the girl with pink cheeks
eve ordered alternately, didn't we and do you
Der how the walters gnned when mixed Salads entrees
fish, flesh and fowl'' all upq said blue points, then you
mentioned frogs legs A
The dark-eyed girl gave gesture Of deep disgust If
you have those you will have me-, she said IT
really couldn't bear it-yet'
"Mysteries Of st. Udopho," said the girl with pink
cheeks strong surprise Your favorte dsh Why, Harry
used to call you Mile. de Courcey-said he knew you
were French
eyes, know but that is all changed. If hadn't been
for basket Of miserable frogs would be in Europe
my wedding trip
N'tFrogsq How dreadfully unromantic guessed
thing had happened After your mysterious letter limiting
at to be told ransacked the Partisan shops
something worthy for gift and you sent another
lne.'' u
'tThe gift won't be needed by me' said the darkeyed
girl, dejectedly
"Order what you like, emitting the frogs, and will tell
you all about it, wrote you about the party of that
went to San Francisco last year and home by way
Of Vancouver, didn't Iq 49,
HNo7 WE'LL besides chaperon, Mrs. Bell, there
Sarah, Nell Bessie and myselfour old crowd at school,
Hal and had been quite friendly for tmeyou don't
know him? keep forgetting you've been away long
WE'LL he's everything that's nice, and, strange to say has
end of money besides He had business Seattle and
had asked he might time his trip he could join
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
GRANDSON OF RoBT. BURNS
Robert Burns Thompson, 0ctogenarian
and Poet, Lives in Glasgow.
r. Prs Week

Few citizens of Glasgow are cogni-
zant Of the fact that among their num-
Der is one who has made the environs
Of the city his home for many years,
directly descended from Robert Burns.
His name is Robert Burns Thompson,
he resides in q bright, cheerful house
in Crossmyloof, one of the southern
suburbs Of the city, and he is still hale
and hearty, his octogenarian years not
withstanding.
Mr.. Thompson IS mother, Elizabeth
Burns, who married a hand-loom weaver
in Pollokshaws, was the daughter of
the poet by Anne Hyslep Of the Globe
tavern in Dumfries. -.
Mrs. Thompson never knew her moth
er, who died shortly after the birth,
but she fortunately found kind and
affectionate substitute in Mrs. Burns
(Jean Armour). After remaining two
or three years at nurse in Edinburgh,
the girl was taken to her father IS home,
then in Dumfries, where she was brought
up along with his other children. She
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
GOT IT OFF HER MIND.

Jones (Which isn't his nancy TOOK
the little daughter of a friend to E
matinee at the .Hippodrome the Other
day. They had Just reached their seats
when the young lady, in her best society
manner. said:
"Thank you very much, Mr.. Jones
for very pleasant afternoon"
Then having unburdened her mind Of
she pumped down in her seat and en-
joyed the show as only little cir
can.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
What Women Want to know

breaking SH0ES.-Will you please tell me what will
~ take the squeak out Of pair Of shoes that have just
been halfsoed9 Also how to wash feathers if it be
done?-A Constant Reader.
The creakng caused by the rubbing against each other
Of the layers Of leather and if aw is carefully inserted
between the layers the sole, and little machine oil
poured in the openings the creakng will cease.
I told how to wash feathers in The Journa al last
week. - ...zu
FRYING DOUGHNUFS.-Will you please tell why
doughnuts get rough and break the top when
-Creatore ..+a -. .~-..
The fat is probably too hot The doughnuts should fry
slowly, to be cooked thru if fat is too hot
they will break open.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
BLOCKING A CANNONBALL.

HE veterans, smoking comfortably, around the log
fire in the armory.
1tThe sranges sight saw said, twas the
blocking of eannonball. It at Chickamauga.
"a spent ball skating thru the air, like baseball
thrown pretty swift sapper next to me
said:
g Watch block this
He held his spade straight like ba and re-
ceved the ball full and It's course wasn't DETECTED
It climbed right the spade and took off the young
dier's head
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
What the Market Affords

CTRICTLY fresh eggs, Is cents dozen.
- Oyster plant, 5 cents bunch.
Lima beans, IS cents quart.
Dill pickles, 10 cents quart.
Fresh horseradish, Is cents pint.
Shrimps, 40 cents quart. 49,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
GETTING BACK.

HE rain fell monotonousy from the gray sky like
from sorrowful face.
emo, Jerome McWade! No, never!''
Her cruel words wrung groan from the strong mans
lips, but he not yet daunted
''Can you not, he faltered, learn to love me?''
emo A thousand times, no,'' she replied.
A Wild cruel light flashed in his eyes,
''And YETI he sneered, 'tthey say old to
learn
And pausing only to select the best umbrella he rushed
forth into the wet cold night
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
HIS CHIEF INTEREST.

" Philadelphia Press.
eyes, he was pretty we'll fixed al
one time, but he got silver-crazy il
1896 and he lost all he had.'
CT suppose he's still interested in
free silver at 16 to 1917
emo; he's more interested now il
Free Lunch, II to l. %
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
BIRD ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

THE jail bird sat in his dungeon CELL
"A And he said to himself, said he,
In husky voice, IF had my CHOICE
Now who would rather BET
IT wouldn It be John D. R. because
He's roasted far too free;
An I wouldn't be Root nor Teddy to boot
They hustle too hard for me.
IT wouldn't be White for little bit;
He's great, but he's old and gray;
Nor Russian Nick-it'd make me sick
To be dodgin bombs all day
81 wouldn't be Perkins John Mccall,
Nor Morgan, nor Hyde-oh, no!
Nor LAWSON Rogers, none o. them dodgers;
High finance is a little too ow!'
The Jail bird smiled and looked amazed
In his seat on the pine board bed
'Why, there amt beneath the sun
That I'd change with, y he said.
Now all like the jail bird. That's why I've written
l here
A song Of the vulgar fellow and hope the meanings
clear:
We'd none Of change with nobody else matter who
may be;
They'd Of them change with us-oh no-no matter
how lowly they be.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25

Jambaaya with shrmps is a favorite dish in New Or
leans where the creole famous for their cookery
To make it, wash cupful of rice in cold water and fry
with chopped onion in hot lard until the rice is we'll
Drowned Add the peeled shrmps about two dozen of hem
and after they have cooked few minutes add enough water
the mixture, with bay leaf thyme pep
per- salt and parsley and let it boil until the we'll
cooked. Then let it dry bit the side Of the stove. If
you hurry, the jambalaya be put in the
a moment to dry.
Betsy shrmps really only shrimp croquettes under
another Put heaping tablespoonful Of butter in
saucepan and when it bubbles put large spoonful Of
-four stirring constantly until SMOOTH add cupfu Of
and cook until thick When slightly cooled stir in the beaten
yoks Of three eggs pepper and salt and two cupfus Of
boiled and picked hrimps. Return to the fire and heat
thoroy, and then spread buered pan to cool When
cold roll into croquettes dip in and fry in
boiling lard Serve each croquee lettuce Leaf with
mayonnaise .,
shrimp scramble makes toothsome breakfast dish.
To six webeaten eggs add cupu of finely
cooked shrimps and cook you would scramble eggs
shredded green pepper may be added with the shrmps.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
oUEsT1oNs FOR TOMORROW.

LOUIS XIV RoOM-Win you kindly inform me thru
The Journ al how to furnish small reception room
in the style of Louis XVdecorations, furniture color
ing-everyhing to be considered q-Housekeeper
QUOTATION-Can you please tell thru your paper the
author of the saying You fool Of the people
all Of the time and all Of the people Of the time
but you can't fool all of the people all Of the time
would also like to know how to bleach gray hair
switch which is getting yeow?-A Constant Subscriber
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25

party at Vancouver.
He knew the other
girls, and was nice to
them, but was with me
every available minute
which the ,chaperon
didn't quite like. You
know how delightful an
observation car is to.
help along affairs. Ev-
eryone is engrossed
with the scenery, the
wind blows one s wraps
SO that they need con-
slant attention, and
there is a feeling of
isolation. even if you
are in the midst Of a
crowd. III. .......
HBv the time we pot
to Glacier, he had be-
come quite confidential,
and had told me all
about his plans. And
he told me about a Eu-
ropean trip he had
planned, in which he
seemed to include me.
"As he ism It a firt,
but one Of the cool, de-
liberate kind whose at
tentiOns mean some
thing, and he had
seemed to. single me
out for over a year, I
felt sure he had serious
tintentions.' -. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25

Many religious persons dont to church rainy Sun
days account of the prevalence Of umbrella stealing
the churchgoers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25

had faint recollection Of her father.
who would occasionally take her upon
his knee and fondle her affectionately,
and she remembered wildly to the end
of her days the imposing ceremonials
attendant: upon her fathers funeral.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25

the time reached Medicine Hat had decided that
it quite safe mediate the sort Of ring
would chooseyou know my birthday stone is topaz,
tho adore diamonds, had about decided topaz set
with pearls as less common. You didn't know
foolish? [ never before.
cat Valley City, got on the with big, en-
tcngookng lunch basket the that usually contains
rolls fruit Apolna fried spring crcken and everything
good to, eat. 3~.-.s--. .-..1~ -.
.tWe felt afterward when we compared notes. that
Henry the coored porter, who always hungry,
whom the dning-car had been able to fill up
couldn't withstand the temptation and along about mid
night, when sound asleep had
with which it was securely fastened. 6ss~-
The going to Glenwood to fish for bass,
basket contained several frogs lively and
excitable from their long Imprisonment.
1T hot night, and most Of the curtains were
partly drawn In about minute they in possession
of the car and in most Of the lower berths.
"Pandemonium brokes loose and in the dim light it
seemed like glimpse Of the Inferno with little green devils
flying everywhere. One tainted into n.y.
sercs and most Of the forgot their good manners in
the universal excitement Two drummer who nearest
Of the most lurid oaths ever heard.
"One OF them told later by way of apology, that
about dozen Of the frogs doing the doubsomesau
n-mid-ar stunt and using his countenance as spring
board. ~ "E
"a pretty French girl screaming Mon dieu' and
O ce, and lie diabe which suppose was just as wicked
tho it doesn t sound quite SO bad in French.
Bessie and had the section, and Of course we
got out with the rest You know what trial my is
for, besides being straight it is stngyparts every
d1recton and have to it, whatever the fashion,
look like fright One can't iron when travelling
had about two dozen kid curriers' horrd things that
look like horns and feel worse than they Bessie
has the loveest hair that curs in the exaspeating
way and she is pretter in long japanese mona such as
both had than in Paqun gown, while I-you know
how I look!
Wel of course they turned up the lights to see what
sort Of nightmare everybody having So and
there werel
Hal didn't worry much about the frogs He left that
the frantic women but he did see U.S. He was cool the
next morning. and hasn't been since and he and
Bessie married last month, and in Scotland now
Do you wonder hate frogs?'
Many religious don't to church on rainy Sun
account Of the prevalence Of umbrella stealing among
| the churchgoers
The Persans have different for every day Of the
/ month.
"A kiss the lips is in Finland, even from husband
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1905-06-17
THINKS CARL BECKER, FAMOUS SALARIED
FORGER, Is UP TO OLD TRICKS

VIII commit NO more forgerlos. is be,
lieved by the san Francisco police 10
BE- no 10 his old tricks Soon after
iecherH release from San Quentin
peniientiary, whore he was sent 10
serve % sentence for raising a check
Tor s22 10 $4,000 realizing the full
amount OF the forgery, Becker n said
tO have been approached By members
lot the American Bankers association
and an arrangement made whereby
Rocker promised 10 renounco hia ufe
Of crime In return for "a monthly sat
AIRY. Recently. however a S2i check.
raised 20 s2,l00 appeared In ga.
loon not far from where Becker lives
In New York while the police have
10 evidence that Becker Is responsl.
bic for the raised check, there Is a
suspicion that he knows something
about Il. Becker was ono OF he most
expert engravers Ia America and he
turned his trade 10 good account when
he took up the trade OF raising checks.
The most experienced teilera we're
fooled BY his clever work and cashed
his checks without question.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1905-06-17
COURT RENDERS DECISION IN
MCKINLEY COUNTY CASE

This morning Judge Abbott rem.
dered a decision In the case OF the
Territory vs.. Stephen Rtephanie. Il
a.. who were indicted az the recent
term OF the district court Tor McKin-
Icy county, on the charge OF violating
a law passed By the recent legislature,
which prohibits the granting " saloon
licenses IN villages of i00 or less pop
ulatiOn. The decision was Ia favor
of the defendants.
In handing down rs opinion. the
court went into detail regarding the
decision. Il was rendered In favor Of
the defendants, who were represented
by Attorney Thomaa n. Walkerson, be-.
cause me evidence showed that they
were residents OF Clnrksylllo. which
has a population Of about f00 people
The court held that the law was
valid. that Il didn't apply 20 incor.
poratod cities nor unincOrpomtod
towns ~ more than 100 inhabitants,
but that II ala apply to towns Of 100
inhabitants or leas, as provided In the
law. Az TO whether tho town had a
population Of 100 or more persons was
a matter Of fact 20 De determined by
che court.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1905-06-17
PREsBYTERlANs WILL BUILD
HANDSOME NEW EplFtcE

The board OF elders and officers of
the First Presbyterian church In this
city have LET the contract for their
handsome new church TO Contractor
A. W. Hayden, who submitted the low.
est bid. Tho work on the structure
viii be- begun at once and the con
tract specifies that Il be ready for Oc.
cnpanoy the first Of next year.
The new church will be modern IN
every respect aud will cost when com.
ploted, about $4,000, Il Is to be
heated with steam and lighted with
both gas aud electricity. The seating
capacity of the main auditorium will
ho 500, With additional room for 800
more In the sunday school annex.
Rev Hugh Cooper states that the
slks' thoater has been secured for
Sunday services from now until the
new church is completed. The work
of tearing down Tho Old structure will
begin this week.