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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-04-25

On April 26 the Illinois Central
win sell tickets to Uniontown. KY,
at one fare and third for the
round trip, account of eighty-sixth
anniversary |, o, o. F. Final limit
April q, ]. B. MaIlon, Agent.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-04-25

The main building of Vanderbilt
University, destroyed by fire, will
be rebuilt at once.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-04-25

Cerebro-spinal meningitis caused
% deaths in New York last Thursday
and Is the day before.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1905-04-25

The condition of Senator O. H.
Platt, of Connecticut, continues to
cause the gravest anxiety.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

"Pop," said the little boy from the
other side of the library table.
Yes, my SON" replied the father,
without taking his eyes off his evening
paper
II went to the BARRIERS and had my
hair cut today"
"Oh, did you?" without raising his
eyes
yes, and say, pop"
"Oh. what is it," little out of pa
tience
Il like the barber"
"YeS"
ayes, | like him very much"
"All right" more impaticntly.
ADO you know why like the barber,
pop"
"No don't know, and don't care
losing his patience.
'Rut, pop, want to tell you why |
like the barber"
'W"ll, hurry up and be quick about
1t and then g to bed"
'Wcll, | liked the barber because he
talked to me all the time without my
asking him qucStions,"- Yonkers States
man.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22
A LINCOLN STORY.
When Lew Wallace First Met the
THIRD Rate Lawyer.

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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22
An ADiDaI Story For
Little Folks
The Dog's Mistake

A clown had bulldog Owe. whom he
smeared a lot of paste and then GOV.
cred him from Lead to feet with fcath-
crs. 1t made Il very funny looking
fellow Of Tie dog, and everybody went
TO the circus to see him. they sold
many pictures of themselves. and when
the people put tn" money ON the stage
the clown would pick it UP and keep
it to buy food 70" them both and pay
their board
"Why should Tie clown take the
money" said the dog to himself. u
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22
She Didn't Want To PInN

A little girl, the daughter of a minis
ter. was up later than usual one night
and for the hf;t time in her life was
present ut family prayers. During the
reading of the Bible she was very
quiet but when her father knelt down
to pray she went up to him and, touch
ing him on the shoulder, said, Pa
don't like to play ut this Chi
cagO News
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

Young Contractor You said you
were going to asl, Miss Niaduct to be
come your wife last night. Did you?
civil Engineer | called at her house,
proposal.
Young Contractor If | We're You
would hustle back there and watch her
when the bids are opened. Some smart
Aleck may raise you.-Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

Aunt Rachel see you've patched it
np with Archie, ANA he's coming here
again, oftencr than ever. He's asked
you to marry him fifty times, hasn't
he? MiSS Mandy dear. no, amty,
but | suppose he has asked me fifty
times to marry him. Chicago Tribune.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

"Now," said Mr.. Hazard. who was
inStructing her in the mysteries of golf
you kl.ow what tee is. Let me cX-
plain now the duties Of the 'caddie.
You see
"Of course" she interrupted, 1.-The
,addic'S what YOU put the tea in. |
Enow what tea caddic is."-Philadcl,
phia Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

Denver col, July > 9, ~" Baltimore and
ONO Railroad. I~'y Lo,r Rates.
From all points East of the Ohro River.
tickets will be sold June - to July ,. in
elusive, valid returning to and including
July Il. 1919
Extension of return limit to August II
may hc obtained ON deposit of ticket and
payment of FIFTY Cents
Tn" Baltimore and Ohio Railroad has been
selected as the Official Route from Mary
land and the Maryland DELEGATION will
leave Baltimore ON the morning of July
in SPECIAL train, going ria PIttshmg and
Chicago.
For full particulars address nearest Il and
O. Ticket Agent or e. w. RN~sErr &. +. \.
Il. x O. r. r., Baltimore Md IlOt.Jr2i
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22
COZ N.Y..


Marriage licenses have been granted
recently to the couples named below:
John Henry kmiericm and Emma Ellen
Norris, both of Mt Savage
both OF AllrgnnN
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22
town AND VICINITY
Bclated Discovery.

II is ~"motIme> eaNlcrto make mountain
OUT OUT ui mole mn than to put up Il bIun.-
troSthurg Hnr'id of Ionaconing.
Great Judges, old man, you found that
uut about four months too late.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22
The Wuy ONT.

Dcnham-A man cant serve two mas
tiers
Nagger-No. The only thing for him
TO do is to secure a divorce or get rid
of his mother-in-law-B Brooklyn Life.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

Had Mr.. Callan wanted to build an
electric road to Orleans he would not
have asked for Il license, but a free
special privilege, known as "a fran
cmS", for all eternity, and would have
gotten it,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

Harry W. CaIIan was granted license t,
nn"rat" a ferry at Orleans -Cumhcrlanc
NcwS.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22

Would you classify that public man
as statesman or politician"
"Hc's neither. He's an orator.
Washington Star.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1905-04-22
90 per annum

J Is ODES t1ublisner
SARAH f. DANDo. Secretary
Evening star., 1905-10-29

day. But you must eat man alive. Why
are we discoursing here? Shall | teleg
nome Jules?"
mo. Wait few minutes. Hooper
is coming"
"Hcoper? Frank E. of that ilk?"
eyes. Luckily located him in Paris
and wired him. He is due here now."
We'll, l shall be delighted to meet
him. But / cannot allow my affairs to
travel outside very small circle.
And l cannot allow you to wither
away on my own responsibility"
''My dear fellow, don't be vexed with
me | am SO eaten up with the mad
helplessness of it all that | resent the
least prying by skeptical outsiders. But
if Hooper or any other man on Gods
earth can save me and others from the
doom which awaits one or all of us, lay
me on the dissecting-table before him.
| am ready"
knowledge on his part and simple
initiative action on mine turned our
eyes simultaneously toward the revolving
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
PUT THE LID 0&

No sooner k the lid of peace ] put on than old Earth erupts at Nesuvius and Stromboli \ cer- tain amount of inherent mean
 ness has to come out somewhere
 and when the surface Is placid
 the interior raises hell, literally
 and politely speaking, and spits it out through the volcanoes in the shape of molten and malig- nant matter Ifshe cools out wardly she boils inwardly-takc your choice is bad old sphere despite the growing pre- valenee and popularity of reform and retormers.
 However, let us do the best we can with each difficulty as 1t arises Fortunately MT. Roose- welt has nothing of special mo ment on his hands now that he has patched matters up at Portsmouth We respectfully call his attention to the necessi- ty for the lid at Nesuvius and Stromboli and recommend that he try his powerful genius and capacity thereon. Or if the double project daunts him, let him divide the task with Taft.
 Witha Roosevelt perched atop of Xesnyius and a Taft plump down over the other orifce there would be no escape for the scis- mic and seethinp strife, whereas it would please Republican poIi- ticians at home.
 Though 1t might savor some of sitting on the stove, t could hardly De worse for Taft than his troubles at Panama. or for the President chan sitting on the lid ef his party when reciprocity and tariff reVisions get to boil ing during the loag session of Congress, as they inevitably 
 must Republic.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
Are You Enga geu?

Engaged people should remem- Der, chat after marriage, many qnarrels c',n be avoided, by keep ing their digestions in good con. dition with Electric Bitters. $. A. Brown, of BonuetteviIle, $. C.. says; For years my wife suffer ed intensely from dyspepsia, com. pIicatod with q torpid liver, until she lost her strength and vigor, and became q mere wrecK of her former self Then she tried Elec- Ftric Bitters, which helped her at once, and finally made her entire. ly well. She is now strong and healthy" R F. Vance Bordeaux, druggist, sells and guarantees them, at 50c bottle.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
Like Finding Money.

Finding health is like finding money think those who are sick. When you have couch, cold. sore throat, or chest irrita- t1oa, better act promptly like " C. Barber, of Sardy Level. "a. He says: T had a teFrb.o chest trouble, caused by smoke and coal dust on my lungs; but, after ind ing no reHeffa other remedies. l was cured by Dr. Kings New Discovery for consumption, eoIds and coughs Greatest sale of an eoaga or lang medicine in the world. At Bordeaux drug store, 5ee and sl.50. guaranteed TriaI bottles free
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
Stolen

One doable.barrel Remington hammer shot gun 30 inch Damas- GUS barrels; had rubber butt piece on stock when last seen Said gun WIS taken from this office Friday night, July 7tb, 1908. A reward of $5 oo will be paid for it's return f9 tbiE offfCa
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
If ITyaHs
s-S-s-.s N01ICE l.

ls hereby given tbat application will be made II the October term of the Drew county Count. lqo5. for aa order for ncw pubic road, beginning if point on the Col
 s5- and Lacy public road where sae old Drew Lum6e. Company $ right Of Way crosses s1ne thence along sl.G right of way to Comjn. to; ae0ce north along the present. country road 10 II K. Lanaers' residence, there atersecung the CuE0f public ro.ul
 Sept. $. o5 John Il. Porter.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
StfaYed or Stolen.

From MeGehee, about April Ist, one dark bay or brown mare mule about 5 hands high; 10 years old ; btocky or chunky built; little white on nose little skin off an- der lid of one eye; slight knots on lower part of knee.
 &I5.oo reward for return of same to J. M. FIfzhugh.
 McGehee. Ark.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
Ld60t Ns, Lodtiug

IL may sound a httle startliae but IS said fa be true. tfzaI more youne men are learning trades in the peuiteunaries thaa out af them, because parents are trying to make clerks, doctors, lawyers and eyeH= preachers out of material intended for black smiths, carpenters and other mechanics.
 The trouble is that the boys are eager to avoid the labor of life, and too anxious to follow some calling that will not soil their hands, and parents are re- sponsible for this Bows should betaught that there x more die- nitv Ill manual labor than IT loaflng, and more honor i'll toiI. ina than iH dependence The Arkansas farmer boy of today will hud that with the same en. 4 ergy and push employed on the farm which he would have 10 usein a profession. even to make fair success, he will spend the de. eiining years of his lie in ease and happiness.-Johnsou Coun. ty Herald,
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

Senator Berry has come out in a circular letter to the people announcing his candidacy for re. election to the United States Senate. Everybody knows that Berry is an honest man and his past service k an earnest oi what might be expected of him in the future
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

From the indications, at this time, there k to be much hot pol tics in old Arkansas this year There will be more candidates than usual and all of them will go after office with q vim.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
Instantaneous Action

T was almost distracted by a terr6ie itching which defed ali treatment uuoi l obtained box ot Hunts Cure. The first appli. cation afforded instant and abso. lute reIiei. The one box affected a complete cure 1t is simply wonderful in Us instantaneous ae- tion " Geo. Gilliland,
 Manitou, O. T. For sale by D. T Hyatt.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
GRAFT, PAST AND PRESENT.

The Pttsbarg Press points out with considerable peru1eaoe that while the country has been passing through great carnival Of graft and .f5sazjcd finance describes 2 .real ssfl we have had er4s of cor rapHen. commercial as weHl=as DO HueaI before Indeed. tAese two forms of g,ait generally % togeta= er
 h iaeksoa's day. the country was poorer and tbe revenues of t4e l government were much smaller than now. bat ths defaIs8aons ia toe Eaz 1Qrk custom mouse and tae 5te7Iing la tHe post office de- paftmeotsNere large. even when measured by ltz .presea1 tanda ] at wealth aa4 revenue And l worse yet-taey aia rat excite tae genera popular indignation ta4t Ithetts doztodaY.
 Fodag's .ffaazIed d4aHes' N bad But for many wears before tine w1r f.5a waIz.ea1 bank graf5 -the psImne oil on the public of 1 paper money that was afterwards repudlated-w..a carried on through ont the country an q grand scale. And tbe public tamcly submitted.
 President Buchanan and his as- soeiates who were maneuvering for the kan.ls biiis stopped at noth- ing. The patronage of the gov. ernmeHt was used ln an eablushiag m4aner Contracts and direct pay .meat Of mone} were used to ja- Itlueoea votes ia congress one rep rrseutatIve, according to Historian Rhodes beng offered whole township And the pubic was slow Co see anything wrong To Hd4y= tde= country would gbe= shaken by erlne of that sort Is by an y4f~H #eake
 T69ty years ago the wbiskcy frauds. " winch the government vas cheated out of millions through the purchased oe.aPlic;-y of rcye- uue officers, weae carried on a.
 most openly. Though the pubic appleaaed President Grants say l4g. Let no gully man escape. d good many more did escape thsu would escape nowadays.
 There has beea much dishonesty ia=eanaeeuon wit the frantic par. su't ot wealth during the past six or sever years. But Nemesis seems to be ii hot pa Ht. There is < keen sense of right md wrong among the people IS a whole, and there could hardly be ] better nor Il sign than tbe od.am into a5eh the grafters, high and low, have fallen
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
AN ORDINANCE
Amending Section of An 0rdi- nance for the Government of the Water Works and Flee trie Plant of the town
 of Monticello

trIe Plant of the town
 of Monticello.
 BE IT ORDAINED by the Council
 of the Incorporated Town of
 Monticello. Arkansas, that Sec
 ton 5 of the above Ordinance
 be and the same is hereby
 amended to read as follows, to-
 wit:
 SEc.#1-All consumers of lights shall be charged for the same at meter rates, hereafter provided; :; said meters to be furnished by the said town.
 SEC. ?. Tine following rates shall be charged per kilo-watt, to- wit: For residences, 12 cents <; for business houses, halls, church. es, etc., 10 cents.
 SEC. B The minimum charge for lights shall be for residences, $I GO per month; for business houses, churches, halls, etc, the same that is now charged on the .'ilat-rate" basis. All other rates not provided for shall be made by the Water and Light Committee, subject to the approval of the Council at the next regular meet ing thereof.
 SEC "A. That consumers living outside of Improvement District No. | shall pay 333a5 more chan the above rates.
 SEC. 5 That this Ordinance take effect and be in force from and after October Ist, 1908.
 Approved PArHENRY,
 Attest Mayor.
 F. E. VANCE BORDEAUX, uo. 9Gf1. L. O0. NeG0tdeF.
 Died, 1t the home of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Allen. after n long and continued illness. Mrs. Josie Stephens. age 2s wears.
 Day after day she suffered what DO one knows haf herself and those who waited on her. She bore her suffering with that great faith that all who know tae Lord can bear with patience. She of ten sad that. if | was the Lord S vii for her to die she could not get weii On the morning she died, she realized taat she must soon follow the loved ones chat had gone before. sha said good bye ,a4 kissed hss dear husband. Two moat4s before sae dsed she ta5d her @4asa- z5at she knew she could act must pass from tats l.f-fo that glorious Heavenly home. She sad Nam ma l iou'e want to Ieav you ii. , I !. HpEd b 5e separated from those dearly Loz5 but am mol afrui to die ta W4nt 70 fye for my dear husband sake: he Is 50 good and N.ud that il s hard .for me 10 =die and leave hlm so soon s9ho called her youngest brother to Der and told him 10 Y ways be good boy. and then he would not fear death. She spoke of her bural attire as calm as f she was going to church. AF hen thc end came. she was surrounded by her husband, father, mother, brothers. sisters and friends. She Was conscious to the last.
 One Nho owed Her.
 Get I Telephone and be happy
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

He may we'll th44A, He has got of cheap who after having con Ueseted e8ass9a4. #89=5a1iieest5o
 S#stai able to perfectly restore hIs health. Aotbinr wall do this tat Dr King $ New EiIe PuIs. A quick pleasant. and certain eHre for headache, constipation, etc. 25 at Cur Drug Sterei ea,tran teed
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
T To Be Cped

Possibly there Is something on earth that k T surer aaI quicker cue toraats huras, aches, pans and bruises taan IIant's Light ufng oil. IfSo, would like 10 be cited For twenty years have een#ai.abIe to find anything bet ter myself, II IL Ward
 Rayville, Ia For sale bF
 l. Lr Inn
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
Il Dos It

The remedy that cured your mother and your tather If ohills t~eetv years ago k sure good enough to cure you and your kids at the present time Gbeatham s Chit Tonic 4ia t and vjH still do iJ Is gnaranteed.
 For sale by D. I. Hyatt,
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
SGY+%bYAY @ Sa l D S Sss a

Circuit court is over at Ham, burg and SO far as we are ad- vised no new cases of candidates devel0ped
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
It}G

one light bay mare about sIl yz.4s o,d. f94ea maae, branded C z aH left dIP# 7e. 1h= between I0o and 900 pounds. Left my place aboat the l5ta#o iuly. Any in toEm4tlou leading t5= recovery ef s35a nore WIil be paid Tor
 C B. Williams,
 He144 ! -a.ev Ca.. Ark
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

On Sept 1st there were 90 new cases of yellow fever and 1 deaths, at New Orleans, whiIc on the same date in 1878 there were 26O cases and SS deaths The fever this wear is said to be of q mild type. and the authori- ties have hopes of stamping Il out entirely before frost.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
Notice

Rarues having N afk done 1t my shops, in he future. must settle for same every week. as my busi- ness Is too small ta-dn credit business. and it costs me too much m .ns.uE lime to ~o5ieet.
 Respectfully,
 Feb @ tf. W=H.r3er
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

Governor Davis. Hho K can didatetor United States Senator. and Attorney-Gea Rogers, who is candidate for Govern or spoke at Cross Roads. White county sIast week h the course Of his remarks, Governor Davis is.feported aslzsayiag What dc you think of an Attorney Geueeal running for Governor gong around threatening to commit murder
 eKili you rctortcd Nr. Roe CTS, "why l can take | corr. cob with a lightning bug on the end oft and make you iump in5o the river.
 Things may become lively and interesting before the campaign is over
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

One of the peculiar character. istics of the Russian people Is their slowness to aager The war between these people and Japan has been going on for ls months or more and the Rus s1ans never got mad until peace had been effected, and now tbeV want to feht-so they say
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

Get4 Telephone and be happy Nothing hke it for 50 small an in Nestmeut.
 N4,.eY Felepl one Co.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

fhecatt9e market for feeders fs improving There has been au immensecorn and oat crop made III the Northwest and much of it will he fed to cattle, fattening fer the markets. lis also preh- able that neal and hails Will be cheaper, in the South. owing to the immense grain crops of tEc West, and feeding of cattle he made reasonably profitable here, so it may turn out that cattle raisers may vet be able to turn their stock into good money.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

The Peace negotiations result. ed in great good, after al Peace has been declared between Japan and Russia. The laps reeeded troms their indemnity demand and made other important eea- sessions to Russia Wbich N Witte, regarded IS reasonable. President Roosevelt. also. ae serves much credit faf bringing about peace between Russia and Japan. He eXerted his tremena= ous influence in this hehalt.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
HELP Wa8TED.
No Energy No Will Power. N. Ambition. Losing Confidence in Self and the Confidence cf
 Friends CT Employers,
A State of Health That Needs Prompt Treatment 10 Ward Off
 Serious Disease.

Do you notice q large reduction ii your vital energy Are you losing hold on yort place in the social worl12 Is yoar .treagth gone, constitution weak appetite poor digestion derlaeed, bow eis co7tLve, with uaeasiness aal sytnp- toms of de1angcu'eat i'll the region ot tIe kidaevso Such condition is the preliminary to Bright7s Disease 8r some other serious kidIea trouble. II this describes the state of voa- body, ,Nc urge upon you prompt acton before your health is entirely beyond recovery. PrieEly Ash Bittcrs u the remedy you ned, t IL four fold restorative effect. | stinel4tss the toza#3 ljgef, te#tar-- heath in the stomach. srre..s stAe. and cures the kidneys, and thtoa. Il i.s peculiar vet agreeable laxative chlr- Aet.r it eIiaehes the geol work bY .hor- oush'y e'eansiug the bowels. | is a certain remedy for kidney a4d liver diseases.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

Ac--Fst ue sstHst tutc Insist OH hastHr ti.. genuine T-ic's}v 4slt l5ittcrs with i.te .atse assufe iil rcd m t,ie t,oat i4z=i
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07

sO.a bs Druggists, ggice 5i.00 per 5oetis. Brown McQuston X Go, Spec
 ial Agents.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-07
GoG0H Cbap

Be1a4. ! -h.ey Co, .Atk