The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-04-19

Anie was stacker, Out an2ily one
little fellow held up his band.
Well. sir, why 10 itif'i
Because they are dead and we
ain't.''
- There l. grave talk of coffin
trust.
Big clocks do not keep the best
time.
- A woman always has reason for
being unreasonable.
- Conservation and kill.joy are not
even on speaking terms.
% A pstritt is q politician who is
trying to break into office.
- Il takes q tremendous man to
win victory over himself.
~ Il isn't ralways the head of Q
family that foots the bills.
-: One Of the first fruits Of the
clean heart will be clean hauds.
- is it possible we are not to have
Q dramatized version Of the Chadwick
case?
- a woman may drive man 60
drink, but she can't make him take
water.
- Nothing is so uncertain as
the uncertainty Of certain politi-..
cians.
IN Distance off lends enchantment
to mans view Of his wife's barn
stormer.
- Men who have no regret for
their friends may be regretted as
friendless.
49, A girl doesn't believe all she
hears when the neighbors begin to
call her spiter.
About an hour after boy lights
his ii pipe on hrst cigar he wonders If it
was = pipe dream.
IS q, ~ - Thirge may only seem TO taste
beilas5 i j, long.neoked men because
they taas : longer.
= If the Average man had his just;
deserts che SHERIFF. boarding house
would be overcroWded. \.
- - After q man has tried ever
other way to lose his money he can
always hire q lawyer.
- No man Can, portray the pleasure
Q man derives sroDs entertaining his
wife's relatives sor . week.
No amount Of proficiency in the
quotation Of scripture can atone for
deficiency in the practice OF IL.
Misery's love FOR. company is
5aia i a6n ual ardent unless company 10 will.
ing TO assume q listening attitude.
sss,s Work will bring suceess- land
hemore folks you have working for
you the more essnccess you will achieve.
S53 s s. - Every man may have his price,
bbutit differs greatly from what HIS
neighbors thinks he 10 worth. Z.
- Il 10 true that the man who in:
vented the & gold brick is dead, but q;
new purchaser is born every minute.
& s. - - Use is the girl who oan tell;
whether young man is in love or;
IS merely breaking in q new pair of
shoes. IS s, s5 b 2sS3;5
s--- Some men, aec ecording TO q, woman
Sfriters can be oonquered,with tears.
while itis necessary to nee . haspin
on others. IS;
ss- The only Roman who acts proud |
erl than the one who5is just going to |
Be msrried 10 tbs one who has just
been divorced.
Z hen . mar leaves q town be-
cause hs could Int pay his rent, It IS q |
Sign she will tell every body the climate
was malarial. Il
ben y woman is unable 70 say
Riee about d man she tries
70 make up for 81 by / aying that he
comes of 8 good family .i8s 5 e
81 --4s The road to heaven, also, is |
paved with good intentions, but they |
are mora durable than The ones on sthesi
other route. 81
bright Future 40 mrchs to be-
desired hut = brilliant PASS is not
q e Re dasns e e 8 aae been
iadiai opsIy handled 50 ~
Sometimes even b man Who
doesn't know enn,.i H: !: - earn living |
hasE such good business Judgement
that be will marry . rioh wife. i s;.
is - If yous meet 8 long g-haired man
With roll of man nsscri ips under his