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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
surveying New Railroad.

Yesterday the map work of the
first 20 miles OF the Eagle Valley
railroad ON which surveys have been
completed were forwarded to the land
office for filing. and now additional
survey work Will be commenced.
Mr.. Wilson's engineers are in the
field, taking advantage of thee fine
weather. and the work will be expe-
-ditiously pushed toward Eagle valley.
Direct information from Mr.. Vim
son to the Democrat is to the effect
that Mr.. Vinson believes that he will
be able to build the road to Eagle
valley and expects to start construc-
tion In the summer or fall
In the meantime the people are
deeply interested in Mr.. Wilson's pro-
ject and will give to it their moral If
not a more substantial support If
necessary.-Baker City Democrat.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
DAILY MARKET REPORT.
Buying and Selling Prices of Produce
in PendIeton.

Buying and Selling Prices of Produce
in PendIeton.
The following prices on produce
are in effect today:
Prices to Producers.
Hens, &c lb.
Roosters, sc to &c 10.
Ducks, &c lb.
Geese, &c 10.
Turkeys, 12 nc ID.
Butter, country, 40c to soc per roll.
Eggs, country, soc to 35c per doz.
Selling Prices.
Hens dressed, soc to 6Oc.
Young chickens, dressed, Acc to soc.
Eggs, soc to 35c per doz.
Butter. country, soc to 55c per roll,
Butter, creamery, roc per roll.
roll.
Apples, S1,50 per box.
Potatoes, $3.50 per sack, &c per ID.
onions, &c 10.
Sweet Potatoes sc ID.
Cabbage. 4c per 10.
Cauliflower, 15c per head.
Spinach. sc per III.
Cranberries, 15c quart.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

DIR. w. C. COLE, OFFICE IN JUDD
building. Office hourse, 10 to IL
a. M; l to p. m. Telephones: Of
flee. Main 1871; residence, Main 1881.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

At IL o'clock this morning by a
stroke of Governor Gooding's pen,
the historic county of Kootenai was
wiped off the map of Idaho, and there
arose in it's stead the counties of
Lewis and Clark. The bill carried an
emergency clause, which put it in ef-
feet as soon as 1t received the COVER
nors signature.
Governor Gooding will appoint at
once all of the old county officers to
fill similar positions in the county in
which they vote and reside, and make
the other appointments in a few days
Boise Capital News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

B. p. o. ELKS, PENDLETON LODGE
No. 2SS. Regular meetings first
and third Thursdays OF each month.
All brothers visiting in the city most
cordially invited to attend. Hall in
BaDow block. Court street. Thomas
Ftiz Gerald, e. r.; c. E. Bean, sec.
PENDLETON LODGE NO. SO, A. f.
& A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays of each month. All visiting
brethren are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
SUMMER ExfensIon Assured.

A map of the Sumpter Valley rail-
road 20 mile extension has been filed
In the United States land office at
La Grande. @ .4
This move means that grading work
on the extension from Upton will be-
gin as soon as snow disappears
The extension will be onward to
the summit of Dixie mountain in
Grant county. H IN
Grading gangs and equipment will
arrive here in a few days.-Baker
City Democrat
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
PLUMBING.

~>>->-->->--->-"~->--
GOODMAN-THOMPSON CO.-SANI-
tary plumbers, 64S Main ST. All
work first-class. Best material used.
Prompt service. Sewer connections
made. Phone Main S11.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
AMONG THE EXCHANGES
OF THE INLAND EMPIRE

though Central oregon still depends
upon horses as means of transpor-
tation. The latest curiosity in the
railroad line is the one up the Des
Chutes valley. There is some hope
for the Corvallis & Eastern; the N.
C. o. and Columbia Southern have
each possibilities well within the
practicable; The Dalles Southern and
the Arlington & Condor may yet be
the salvation of this part of the state; /;
but the road up the Des Chutes is the
limit. The company that under
takes the construction of a railroad
up the Des Chutes canyon will get
its corporate belly full of hard boiled
perience.-Prineville Review.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
FOR RENT.

LOST-A FUR SCARF, ON LAST
Saturday on Jackson or Garfield
streets. Finder please return to this
office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
Rapid Promotion.

General Passenger Agent George
II. Daniels of the New York Central
route, formerly an Elgin resident, is
slated for the position of passenger
traffic manager for all of the Van
derbilt lines east of Buffalo, under
the unification plan recently adopted
by the Eastern railroads.
iMr. Daniels, while here, was in the
insurance and real estate business.
He finally drifted into railroading,
being with the Milwaukee road for
some years. Finally he went east and
assumed his present position with the
New York Central-Elgin Recorder.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

F. E. VAN DUSEN G. CO., CONTRAC-
tors and builders. Brick, stone and
cement work. Address Box ass. Pen
dleton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS.

C. E. TROUTMAN, ARCHITECT
and Superintendent. Room IL
Judd building. Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
SCHOOL OF DREssSIAKING.
AND GRANITE WORKS

MONTERASTELLI BROS, MARBLE
and Granite works. Monuments of
all descriptions. Ornamental and cut
stone for buildings. Examine our
work; 709 East Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
Shlnning Zinc Horses.

NJ. Mcdonald this week shipped two
carloads of horses from this valley to
Walla Walla. They were large ami
mails Weighing from 1900 to 1900
pounds. For one span he paid $500.
La Grande Observer
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
Fees i'm Clerks Office.

The fee receipts of the county
clerks office for the month of Febru-
airy totalled s27O.O5 for both circuit
and county court filings. Seventeen
marriage licenses were issued.-Ba-
ker City Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

DIR. LYNN K. BLAKESLEE. CHRO-
mic and nervous diseases and dis
eases of women. Judd building, cor
ner Main and Court streets. Office
phone, Main 721; residence. Red 1853.
X-Ray Therapeutics
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.

DEPOT STABLES, COTTONWOOD
street Phone. Red 1891. Livery,
feed and sale stable. Horses bought
and sold Good rigs at reasonable
prices. Stock boarded by week or
month. Ring us up, day or night. as
we have an all night service, Stew
art & Lindsay proprietors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
cARpENTERING SECOND FLOOR.
Eighteen office Rooms I'm the
Schmidt Building.

Schmidt Building.
Carpenter work was begun this
morning on the second floor of the
Schmidt building, and the floor will
be divided into is office rooms, all
arranged so as to be used in suites
il desired. AS soon as danger from
freezing weather is over, Mr.. Schmidt
says the cement walk will be laid in
front of the building. 1t will extend
to the corner of Alta street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

DIR. T. NJ. HENDERSON, PHYSI-
clan and Surgeon. Office In Saw
ings Bank building, room 1. Office
phone, Main 1411; residence. Red
1928.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
CHIMNEYs CLEANED.

wHITNER & SHAW, PROFESSION
al chimney sweeps; ten years ex-
perience. Chimneys cleaned proper
ly and promptly. Leave orders at
Goodman's cigar store, or 621 CAL
vim street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF ATHE-
ma, Oregon. Capital, $4,000; sur
plus and profits, $12,50000. Interest
on time deposits. Deals in foreign
and domestic exchange. Collections
promptly attended to- Henry c. Ada
ans, president; r. ]. Kirk, vice-presi
dent; F. S. LAGrow, cashier; /. NJ.
Kemp. assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

DIR. D. ]. M'FAUL, JUDD BLOCK.
telephone Main 931; residence,
Black 161.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

BAKER & FOLSOM, FUNERAL d.
rectors and licensed embalmers.
Next to postoffice. Funeral parlor,
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone Red 1891.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
WATCH REPAIRING.

H. L. HASBROUCK THE JEWEL
er, makes a speciality of watch re-
pairing. All work guaranteed. Main
street. next to First National bank.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

DRS. SMITH & DICK-OFFICE
Pendleton Savings Bank building.
Telephones: Main 301; residence
Main 1891; barn Red 581.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
GENERAL REPAIR SHOP.

EDMINSTEN, THE REPAIRER,
fixes anything from needle to a
locomotive. Servings machines, bicy-
cles locks a speciality. 311 Court St
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
JAPANESE RESTAURANT.

THE PENDLETON KITCHEN-622
Cottonwood street. Meals 10 cents
and up. Sunday, chicken dinner, Is
cents. Everything clean and good.
Geo. Kawashiri, Prop.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

A dozen small towns in obscure
parts Of Nova Scotia are snowbound
and running short of fuel and food.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
HORSE TRAINER.
CHINESE LAUNDRY.

SLOM KEE, CHINESE LAUNDRY
man. Family washing a specially.
All work done by hand, and first
class Goods called for and delivered.
40S Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
SECONDHAND DEALERS.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

NJ. A. RAIDER, FUNERAL DIREC-
tor and licensed embalmer.. Grad
uate OF the Chicago College of EN-
balming. Cor. Main and Webb SITS.
Phone Main 1901. Funeral pariors
in connection.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
MISCELLANEOUS.

WANTED-TO BUY A GOOD ROAM
mare, weight about 1850 or more.
Call on Harry Bartholomew.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF PEN
dleton. Capital, surplus and undi-
vided profits, 100000. Transacts a
general banking business. Exchange
bought and sold on all parts of the
world. Interest paid on time deposits
Makes collections on reasonable
terms. Levi Ankeny, president; w.
F. Matlock, vice-president; G. NJ.
Rice, cashier; George Hartman, Jr.,
assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
SHOP AND FOUNDRY.

PENDLETON MACHINE SHOP AND
Foundry. Repair work on all kinds
of machinery, structural iron work
and machine castings. Junction OF
Court and Alta streets. May & Zeig-
Ter, proprietors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
Classified Advertisements
BRING CERTAIN and
QUICK RESULTS
PHYSICIANS.

]. A. BEST, PHYSICIAN AND SUR
geon. Rooms 28 and 30, Hotel
Bowman.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

DIR. r. E. RINGo, PHYSICIAN AND
Surgeon. Room Savings Bank
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
BOARDING AND LODGING.

THE ALTA HOUSE, OR THE
Working Peoples hotel, corner Al
ia and Mil streets. Flrst-class ae-
commodations; reasonable rates; clean
beds, neat rooms; feed yard In con-
nection. s. C. Bither, proprietor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
SHOE REPAIRERs.

C. RANLEY, THE OLD RELIABLE
shoemaker and cobbler. All work
neatly executed. Shop on Alta street,
rear of Savings Bank building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
COMMISSION HOUSE.

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COLUMBIA PRODUCE CO., JOHN
B. Benson, Mgr. Office at Pendle-
ton Ice & Cold Storage plant. Deal
ers in fruit, vegetables and dairy pro-
ducts. Phone Main 1881.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

T. f. HOWARD, ARCHITECT AND
Superintendent. Makes complete
and reliable plans for buildings in the
city or country. Rooms IT. Judd
building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

CITY LIVERY STABLE, ALTA
street. Carney &c Kennedy. Props.
Livery, feed and sales stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line In connec-
ton. Phone, Main 701.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
LAND SCRIP FOR SALE.

Z Unrestricted forest reserve scrip for
sale at lowest market prices. MY
scrip secures title to timbered, farm
Ing, grazing or desert land. In any
quantity, without residence or i'm
provement. Address H. M. Hamilton,
The Portland, Portland, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
RESTAURANT.
FISH MARKET.
ENGRAVED CARDS.


ENGRAVED CARDS. INVITATIONS,
etc. Very latest styles. Leave or
ders at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
MUSIC STUDIO.

]. A. owENHoUSE, INSTRUCTOR
in mandolin and guitar. Piano
tuner. At Eiler Piano House, Court
street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

H. s. GARFIELD, M. D., HoMEo-
pathic physician and surgeon. Of
flee in Judd building. Telephones:
Office, black 1411; residence, red 1898.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
ATTORNEYS.

--~-@--~-------,------,
BEAN & PERRY, ATTORNEYS AT
Law. Office over Taylor's hardware
store. Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03

H. VOLP, A. M, M. D., PHYSICIAN
and Surgeon. Office in Hotel Bow
man.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

]. c. SPOONEMORE, 124 w. COURT
st. Notary public, employment Of
flee, pawn broker, real estate, houses
rented. Collections made. Phone
Main 2S31.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-03-03
VETERINARY SURGEONS.
BANKS AND BROKERS.

THE PENDLEToN SAVINGS BANK,
Pendleton, Ore. Organized March
/. 1889. Capital, 100000; surplus,
500, 900. Interest allowed on all time
deposits. Exchange bought and sold
on all principal points. Special at
tention given to collections. w. J..
Furnish, president; T. ]. Morris vice.
president; ]. A. Borie, cashier; ]. w.
Maloney, assistant cashier.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-20

dsanapoiis. This man went. so far as
10 charge the president of the organi-
cation with selling out TO the mine
operators in the Colorado coal strike
CT last winter The truth is that that
strike was so badly conducted by the
district officials that it never had the
'sntest chance of success. Mitchell
settled ii under the most -favora BILE
terms possible and he did we'll
IT seems that the discontinued men
in Mitchell's union cannot forgive him
Tor building up such a powerful or
6aTization- Neither can they forgive
RIM for being conservative They
would like him Better If he advocated
torches and dynamite and bullets. But
u ne had liked those things and had
advocated them there wouldn't have
been any United Mine Workers Of
America today. Mitchel1s conservat-
ism has saved it. just as the conservat-
ism of the chief officers of the Brother
hood Of Locomotive Engineers, and the
brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen
saved those organizations
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-20
Notice of Special City Tax.

TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN-NO-
tice, is hereby given that a special tax
for the purpose of Constructing a cement
sidewalk six feet wide. on the west aide
of First West street from South Tennle
u North Temple streets. in sidewalk dis
trict No. 20. has been levied and con firr1lefi
by ordinance of the city council dated
January 18th. 1900 Said tax is levied
upon the following real property in Salt
Lake City. to-wit: All of lots l 6 : and
s. block IS. plat A" Salt Lake CITY SIR
vey. to depth of twenty-five feet hack
from said street is payable in three equal
installments, and viii become delin0lient
as follows: Said first installment on Feb
ruary 18th. 1905: said second installment
on March 18th. 1905. and said third INSTALL
ment on April 18TH 1906 Each of said IN
stallments except the first shall draw in
terest at the rate of per cent per an
mum from the date of the levy as afore-
said. and liz any or either of said INSTALL
rients shall be unpaid when they become
delinquent interest thereon shall he AT
the rate of ten per cent per annum until
such delinquent instailments are fully
paid All special taxes are payable al
my othce, room lo2. city and county build
ing. Salt Lake City, Utah.
FISHER HARRIS.
City Treasurer and Collector of Special
Ia xeS
BY GEO. II. WOOD.
Deputy
Salt Lake City Utah, January Ieth 1876
Sidewalk extension No. &C.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-20
MEN AND TOBACCO.
WRITER in the Chicago Record
Herald cove.

4 WRITER in the Chicago Record
A Herald says:
Where may a man smoke? Assuming
nm to be a married man. and master IN
MS own house. it IS somewhat depressing
loF nm Al least to fOTego the pleasure
OF his cigar indoors and to be Connected
10 don overcoat and hat. and 20 out when
ever he wishes "a smoke I pcvo, 50. tI,fs
proceeding without an inward protest rho
pinok porch and. the front garden walk
are very well OH summer evenings but
Mnen winter winds blow a man should
smoke indoors If the chooses This Is
not TO say that nc should smoke in the
s ss,t,5 room or The family living room
- l Ine WiSnes OF his wife II was
the homeiy habit OF Thomas Carlyle to sit
IN the Kitchen and smoke up the chimney
anu II is on record that he and Tennyson
once spent long evening sitting tran
auilly opposite each other, on either side
81 the hearth, smoking in smicable prox-
unity and never saying a word Yet they
let that they had been in harmonious
spiritual converse
With us paterfamilias can hardly go TO
the Kitchen and sit with the maids while
re smokes his after-dinner pipe. If his
airing viii not take the scent of his tobac-
co from her russ and DOrteres. then let
her provide him with a place of his own"
Now do you know we haven't much
sympathy for a man who is not per-
United to smoke in his own house2
Suppose the smoke does get into the
ortieres? Suppose the ashes do fail
Cl the center table or the rug or the
hardwood floor? Is d man to be driven
IL his club or to some saloon to smoke?
We have no patience with a man who
is. There is something comforting and
soothing about the after dinn0 cigar
or pipe TO the man who is tired IL
his wife protests he should insist on
his rights.
Comparatively few wives object to a
modicum of tobacco smoke. They know
that a few minutes with the windows
open will clear the house of all the to-
tacco smoke that. can be pulled into it.
When the smoke actually makes the
wife ILL., and sometimes this happens.
there should be a den or a smoking
room OF some sort if the man of the
Rouse wants to smoke. and it should be
his. absolutely, whenever he woos the
Lady Nicotine.
Women who are wise will put up
with trifiing diseomforts caused by
tobacco smoke. If they do not they
win wonder some day why it is Chat
their husbands go down town nearly
every night and don't come home until
the last car It is easy 70 form the go
ing down town habit. There are lots
OF places down town. you know. where
Il man may smoke in peace and com
fort. So you'd better let him smoke
at home.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-20
Notice Of stockholders, Meeting,

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the annual meeting OF the stockholders
Utah. is hereby called and will be held at
the Darlors of the Wilson hotel in Salt
Lake City, Utah. on Friday. Feb. g. 1905,
at ! p. m
This meeting was called in accordance
with the articles of incorporation of said
company by reason of the fact that said
meeting for the year 1904. and is called at
the above place for the reason that il has
no general office at said Salt Lake City
and Is called for the purpose of eiectinE
a board Of directors for the ensuing year
ana 20 transact such other and further
business as may come before the stock
holders.
By order of the president.
BY r. L. TAYLOR.
Secret a III
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-20
THE NEW LAND OFFICE.

WILL BE OF INTEREST to know
now Congressman Howell figures
fieber, in Wasatch county, is a
Ier place for a land office than is
.se, in Carbon county. The con-
5snlan has introduced bill in
pr of Heber. and Senator Kearns
put in a measure on behalf Of
,e. Both bills, presumably, have in
~ the rush which will follow the
ming Of the Uintah reservation and
necessity of a convenient location
an Office where filings may be re-
led.
glance at the map and some famil-
~ with the geography of the two
res will convince any unpreJudiced
d that Price is by far the better To-
on. 1t is convenient of access, it
a road into the reservation which
pen throughout the year. it has good
lities for handling the crowds which
4 reasonably be expected to enter
reservation. il is on the main east
west line of the Rio Grande West
and it has been headquarters for
reservation business during long
rs. On the other hand, Heber is
terminus of a branch line off the
n-traveiied roads. during part of
winter il is practically inaccessible
, the reservation side, and under
best conditions it would De inconve-
t for settlers to make the. trip to
office located there. Doubtless it
ID be a good thins-for Heber-to
blish a land Office there, and no
would wish to deprive Heber of
good thing If it were not that
lnon business sense and justice to
hiding settlers ought TO give Price
office
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-20
THE BOUNTY HUNTERS

do solemnIy swear that the skin or
the scalp with the ears entire ana fbe "a n
connected By me exhibited to the cIerlr
etc From sec. > Utah bounty law.
To all the world proclaim II fuiIv
The Tay we have in the wild and wool
Of twenty million gay coyote
Likewise, announce we have our eve on
a, hundred thousand mountain. Hon
OF lynx and wildcat wolf and bear
Each Sagebrush harbors hundreds here.
" nose SKINS or scalps. By naught af-
With ears entire and tails connected
are uOomed 10 bring the hunter bounties
OF countless "Dlunks' from many coun-
ties
They say we have enormous riches
IN mines ana farms and water bitches:
EoF quick returns, what can compare
With Turing wild beasts from their lair2
Would you the population double?
Just cease your talk of Mormon trouble:
Proclaim, 'mougst eastern tender feet
me sum Of these resources great;
Invite them here the nations sons.
With BAH and powder dogs and guns.
70 gather skins or scalps'' the while
They make their everlasting pile
And If they come as sure they will,
From CITY. hamlet. dale and hill
\ hundred thousand pilgrim band.
All headed for this promised land
n YOU would do the proper thing.
Give them the tip" that they must bring
Il ne skins or .Scalps." by naueht affected
With ears entire and tail connected
Say: "Officers there are bat two
Between your promised gold and you;
Then bring the product of your work
StraightWay before the county clerk
Who certifies the precious bunch
With sign and seal and office punch.
BE sure to save the punchings all
OF animals both great and small:
Then buy a stock Of SpaidinG's glue;
Unite the skins ard punChinEs true;
And, now again they're unaffected,
With ears entire and tails connected"
Said clerk signs a certificate
-nto the auditor of the state.
And he. IN turn. the warrants signs
For wealth exceeding many mines.
With these. YOU promptly chase yourself,
If in "A hurry for yoilr pelf.
To bank. with speed that splits the air,
And. prestOi you're a millionaire.
Pursue this system to TIE end
All We who would yo1'r fortunes mend;
And when the killings all are DER.
And animals there arc no more.
You stiIl have skins and pu3chiDgs stored
Of those YOU killed. mighty hoard.
And. with your stock of Spaldiug's glue,
TITS now and ever up TO you
To bring them in. all unaffected
with cars entire and tails connected"
Il. n LEHMAN.