The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-28
/. NTH the Long Boz.

"a NEW automobile showed up front of the Office the
a other day It painted blue streak and war
ranted to rapidly the office boy going to tho
baseball game.
stCentra, answered back so prety somewhere in New
York that old party with billion dollars in the savings
bank hurried to the telephone exchange and insisted
marrying her ofhand After looking at the of his
pile in mute wonder Central agreed, and is
plying dollar mansion somewhere the Hud
with hats to burn, and every meal if
she wants it. Hello, there, Central
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fourth keeping the English sparrows that
have preempted his house under the homestead law
badly worried that they laying wrinkled eggs
49,
If this rain had not come planning
raise subchin whsker the government and start
new political party.
The Sand oun IN d. Enterprise has awakened its
stituenoy to proper OF indignty it has long
silently borne Editor johnson has dictionary, and at
meeting held in his office last week. he pointed out to the
populace that the of their rendered into the
vernacuar would be "a sandy sandbank" petition was
its way to Washington demanding that in the next
postal guide sandoun be called Mcleod for its hon
ored The Sando generally thought to be
making serious mistake It is nothing against town to
have sand. ~~...
George Mcintyre Of Grafton has been telling the Record
Of the barn be has put up for rapid horse which he
takes personal PRIDE The outside Of the structure CLASH
cal and painted fast color match the cer The floor
is nlad work-inlad with straw In Of the
is large set piece oattureen This where the horse
enjoys his breakfast food During the day. hay be had
in arrangement which looks like bookcase lately
moved from the back parlor Of millionaire What appears
to be the marble bust Of Italian poet three pounds Of
rock salt the WALL within easy reach Of the horse who
it time to take the hay taste out Of his mouth
If the young horse just entering upon FAST shaped
fe isn't satisfied with his surroundings, he hard to
please. He has entered no complaint to date.
49,
At Bucksport Me- J. w. Noses for years proprietor of
the Robinson house, known far and wide for his kindly
heart and good nature. While they often think Of Mr..
Moses, the good folk Of Buckspor fail to do
All Fool Day. for he had joke which he always played
that day and which failed to be successful MI.
Moses would the vesbue which stood before the
trance to the Office exactly it's width side that
the true door to the hotel would be in plain sight, This done
he would take seat at the window and watch developments
Sooner LATER entering the hotel would ignore
the real door, enter the vestbule and butt up against the
solid side Of the house. In addition to furnishing
ent, the joke profitable for the VICTIM getting in
sde would seek to quiet those present by setting the
cigars AS each who caught waited to who the
other victim would be- the cigar trade would be brisk
April 1 at the Robinson house.
Parents in certain South Dakota town differed
the name for the baby Mama wanted to call it
s'Claud" and father preferred the of George"
Unable to any agreement two candles of the
Claud They lighted at the and George
goes thru life under the and sensible tag of George