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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-04-07
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fet. Spfarelicn al to iaooonue &irfer
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Tonoet. S bpert Sails tpoer berpaa
Den Smitun6igbeo,ot Snppet fit Sob
til at goa op efter GtDffets Slut=
ming, og at Sen feire6e &1rnitner blep
fremtalot. Ser far lielben peret
loa 9gtc 5temning oper nogen &pl=
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'trenoc ing Eigc ON at fplge Jig til
lit. Stem. &e6 Mnfomlten BERTH bar
ions Sloebcfinoen6e bebet, men Fan
bso benoe %inocnfor, for at bans @one
flnnoe taffe ben6e for benoes ben
lige Nsiiitonce, og beo Mfiteoen bao
oct Glore, barnlpie 9Ggtepor benoe
ONT at belegc Sem ioa ofte, bum fplte
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gen og blep tiliioit iaa ofbolot at Sci
gomle sGgtcpor> at Sc oooptereof
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forle0en aabne6e bans Ieltomente
bite oct fig, at Sc forl,6en at betnnff
forificlligc pelgjeren6e Gtifteli er bop:
DC efterla6t M6optiboatteren 100000
&roner.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-04-07
Iroftat.

~ ~ ! SI VII !.
Sen oanlfe lt0enrigsmintlter fremlat=
te fprleocn / 6olfetingets Mpoc fpl=
genoc Jorilag til Migsoogsb lll1tntng
! Mnleoning al CIT mes sen r,1siiife
Megiering ofllllttet peoparenoe &plo=
gtftsoDercl1sfpml t:
u&igsoogen meo0eler tit Somtpffe
til Sen n,so sen feiierlige %rllsiiife &e=
giering lu1oer 1. Morts / Mur / ct.
Eetcsborg ofllutteoe- Spcrensfomit
mgoocl1oc Strioia6eoers @cnpislring
i'll Mfgiprclle pe0 &%ol0gift."
YrpgleIopcn 6o1fe=
t ingct. .. 81. Quarts bar Ml6er=
lis &rp9lelop til 3. @ebanoling. Sen,
tic bar, liAclom 1. @ebonoling, oper=
moooe liplig. SEQ Mfitemuingcu iat-
ties &oraarofcn, iom beltemmcr 2e=
a%cn1sitrof = &rp9( = for bisle 6or-
5rpoelicr, @ol6tGgt, boloeligt Sper=
falls poo ~iaaeslpie &erioner o.. osl.,
umocr Mfltemning. Gen blcpb ebtoget
mco IS Stemmcr moo 46. Ser ltem=
tes life efter &artilimier / noget al
Yartierne u1oto9en at Socialiitcrne,
JON olle ltcmrte imoo. Set TOM til ret
ppl0iomme Scener rn0er 6orban0lin.
gcrne, fo%ranleoiget peo meget lterfe
l(otalelier, al @r. 8orgbierg. 6or-
ntonoen maotte tr,1e 9ilbererne, ser
gop 0eres @ening me9ct 6emonitroz
tint til &jcnoe, mes ebcntl,elt at ITO
pi]e ocm al 2ofolct.
Yrofesor 8 ourit5 g.
9 m c n 0 II ser forrige Moaneo
blep tilbagefalot fra fin @oit iom sc
6orcnc0e Stoters Sc on0t / &ieben=
6ann, toor CIT lGroeles imigren6e
Cmtale, / Sc bonife 8looe. Soale=
oes ifripes I v0on1ebrog":
set er piitnof ret eneltooenoe, at
en fremmeo diplomat binder CT loa
almen Dnoelt iom Sen omerifanite
Minilter Scr. 2ollrit5 g. Smenion,
set 0iplomatiife &orps' 9open / SIP
benbopn. SEQ @offet, mellem @olle=
ger, pos olle 6onife' Stotsmpnoigbe'
ser % onore Mutoriteter er Scr.
Smenlon / bpi @ro0 unleet % az
bolot; men tillige CT bon lrr6eles po=
pulGr I meget pioe % forifjellige
&reole, bpor man letter flor &ris
poa Sen altio elifpGroi9e % t%jenltpil,
lige Diplomat, lom til enbpcr SID
mes ltprltc SSper og @nergi togcr Jig
az enbper go6 Sag, ser forebringes
bam, oen pGrc ltor eller lille. @apoe
@r. Smenlon life lclp ol1et, bpor
pop1lGr ban bar, loo tit ian set at
pioe pes 6ennc 2eiligbeo, tbi fra ollie
Si0cr rette6es ser 6oreipergi ler til
BAN, Tprelp prgl Ter, ser bar SC melt
imigrenoe for hans &crion."
SHiao @r. Smenion ielp ipncs at
bopc 6efunoet Jig pcl / 9onmorf. 1il
uIog6lo0et" far fan l,otolt felgenoe:
vNn9oocn6c nit Spbol6 fan jeg
finn iiae, at jeg og min 6amilie bar
befraoet % gonife uieopanlig goot
i6lonot Sc 9onlfe. &i er blepen mos
tagne mes Sen iterlte &elpilie og
Smeoefommen, og' jeg letter iaa me.
gen Yris paa &ipbenbopn, at bpis
leg lfrl6e peoblipe at itoo / 9iplo=
riotiets Sieneite, bilbe ieg intet Steos
bc!;ere bore enc ber. Mlle 6orbol6
CO @enncifer far tiltolt mig iao
nic9et fer / 9anmarf, og ieg fan noe,
fen iige, at leg er blepe,n belt forel.
iftt | Sen 6anIfe &atur. @pts hi orte>
r:fanife 9iplomater baboe en- fail
&arriere, iom andre 2on6es @ejon6,
t'r, t:!re ieg gierne bore 81 net bcr
s'>in / lang Sis.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-04-07
&robinierne

Il 6nebncle. 6l,l0mrgtig
/ Observation-Disclosures &orolo Sal
6emor .2tnne1nom1 er 11onnpnt til
N(mti1an6 ODER @iprring 9(>nt fra Sen
lite Mpril.
@lebtreife poo Gem l.
II L ct. Ser ct flor @epegelle
paa 5eminariet / 9fibe> ioet Jorlto1t=
ocre11, &oitor &mnien, Dor negtet Z
al @leperne / 26en &lasie at gaa op
til gramen. Sc eprige Gleper op=
trGoc ioli0oriif me6 Sc %ofpiite, men
en- &enpen6elie / fll1ttet Srop til 6or-
itanoeren bar beret reiultatleps. Ser
trl1cs I'LL ligefrem mes 5treife.
en- 1ps S6e. @n Mon6 fra
Sfan6erborgegnen Dor bapt SEN lpie
Soc, at bielpe fine minore inoiigts-
fuloe % ifripefpnoige 6ogfeller mes
at uofploe 6eres Gfatteifemaer. Con
Detailing bar bper at Dem maottet
lobe at tGrife 1 Sag gratis for bam.
&on er paa oenne @aaoe ill.ppen Bill
Zig til Mrbeiosfroften / 6enne 8inter
% ct goot 5tpffc'in / SEN nelte.
m 6rnp @ie It b e r.
9 a 8, ser er cit al 8pens elolte
8%pgninger, er efterbaan6en blepen
for trong og ntiosiparen6e, bporfor
Gieren bar la6et u%6qrbei6e Blaner
for Smbpgning og lt0pioelier, bpilfe
bpi @ra0 bill forifi6nne @pens meit
centralt beliggenoe @pgning. Sill Ell
8%egpr6elie bill 5tal6- og 2a6cbpg-
n%ingerne / 2ebet al faa Sage blibe
neorepne og eritatte6e mes nDe.
&riitionse, Sen eien6om-
melige lille <ppe6 nogle Wfil georo=
pit for 8ornbolm, meo lin neologte
SGitning, lit Tprtaar1t, Sen go0e
&apn % en- lille 6iiferbefolfning, bar
biotil bapt 6orbin0elie me6 O6erper,
oenen peo Ell Seilbaa6, ser ct @ar
@ange ONT l1gen fprer Soften fra
Spanefe. Mu er OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
maalet | 6enne Sis / lt9rf 8epegelie
paa @ope0gen 8ornbolm, Dpor 8Ia=
oene primler al SSnolag for og imoo
Sernbaneforbin6elie og Nutomobtl=
rl1ter;; og Samfer6ielsfeberen bar oo
ogiaa grebet @rtitianseboer11e. Sell
baa6en er 6em lite NOT lnnger, ser
mao Motorfraft til, og Sc bar inogi=
bet Mnipgntng ON at fao regelmesiie
Dampifibsforbinoelie ~ eller rettere
ire Mni6gninger, ibet M%eniugerne ct
bette ON bborbibt man ifal fau syor=
binoelien fra Mefsg, Sbanefe eller
@n6biem.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-04-07

II onebnc1ie. 6l,l0megtig
/ Observation-Disclosures &aralo @ol=
6emor ,2innemom er 1onnpnt til
@(mtlnano ODER @ierring Mmt fra Sen
lite Mpril.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
The Massachusetts RuSe.

A very rich lady offered Garcia any
price if he would only teach her daugh-
ter. He refused. knowing we'll he could
never obtain serious work from her, but,
as the mother persisted, he hit upon a
compromise. He asked the ladies to be
present during Il lesson. and he under
took if the girl still wished to learn
singing after hearing it taught to teach
her. The lesson began. The pupil, who
seemed to the listeners an already fin
ished singer, mad to repeat passage after
passage Of the most difficult exercises
before the master was satisfied. He in
sisted upon the minutest attention to ev-
cry detail Of execution. Mother and
daughter exchanged Mortified chances and
looked on pityingly. The lesson finished
the master bowed the ladies out, and IN
passing the pupil the young girl whis-
pered to her, at would kill me!'' Senior
Garcia, returning from the door, said
contentedly: They will not come again );
thank you, mon enfant, you sang WELL
London Mail
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
SOLILOQUY OF A RUSSIAN ADMIRAL.

Togo OF not Togo-that is the question:,
For If to so be not Togo, yet still
To stay may be Togo-So there's the rub.
Say, is it nobler in our hulls TO take
The shells and mines OF these unefflhs
JapS,
And beng ratified in the thick of fight
70 add our own to help the work along
Or show clean heels across the Chinese seii'
TO rest in peace secure, perchance 10 dream
OF trawlers that we think topedo boats!
And yet to go may be Togo, alas.
His very name by losing is not lost.
His multifarious spirit walks abroad :,
Der all the worldwide seas And should
We fee,
The undiscovered Togo, from whose tran
No mariner escapes. cOnfuSeS the viii
And makes us rather face the Japs we
know
Than needless fly to those we know not OF.
tbs thus these Japs make towards OF Us
all.
Could l once set a steady foot Oh land,
I'd hit the trail across Siberia,S PLAIN.
Where Togos not allowed to go; and haste
TO throw my sword before the mighty Car
And hear with JOY his word of punishment
Back to the nIines!''-be they not Japil-
-Garret Smith in New York Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Airs. III. Ilrl att

Mrs. Pinkham claims that there is
kind of dyspepsia that is caused by
arrangement Of the female organism,
and which, while it causes a disturb
ance similar to ordinary Indigestion,
cannot be relieved without medicine
which not only acts as stomach tonic,
but has peculiar uterine-tonic effects
also.
AS proof of this theory we call at
tention to the case of Mrs. Maggie
Wright, Brooklyn, n. Y, who was
completely cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound after every
thing else had failed. She writes:
For two years | suffered with dyspepsia
which SO degenerated my entire system that
was unable to attend to my daily duties I
felt weak and nervous and nothing that ate
tasted good and it caused disturbance in my
stomach, / tried different dyspepsia cures,
but nothing seemed to help me. I was adj
vised TO give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound trial, and was happily surprised
to find that it acted like a fine tonic and in a
fewdays began. to enjoy and properly digest
my food. My recovery was rapid, and in
five weeks | was a well woman. have rec
commended it to many suffering women
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsements or hassuch record Of
cures Of female troubles, as has Lydia
z. Piukham's Vegeta BILE Compound.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Adjusting the Rates.

The stage route from the Boston &
Maine railroad station at Meredith. n.
H., to Center Harbor and Sandwich is
one OF the few remaining links of the
system that formerly extended all over
New England Forty years ago John
Little Of Laconia, n. H., was q driver on
this route. One day a fussy individual
approached him with numerous inquiries
regarding the route, and wound up by
asking the rates of fare.
Well" said John, we charge 81 for
first class. 10 cents for second, and 30
cents for third class passage.
The man looked over the stage and in
quired where the third class passengers
We're seated.
On said John. sit anywhere; we
don't make any difference about that
And. thinking that he had struck coun-
try crank, the man paid his 80 cents for
q third class passage.
Everything went smoothly until they
reached the foot Of one Of the long hills
which extend over nearly one-half the
distance, when the driver pulled up with
the announcement: First class passen-
gers will remain seated, second class
passengers will get out and walk. and
third class passengers will get out and
push. Boston Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
birds heart ard the terrible meaning

BIRDS heart ard the terrible meaning of
captivity
For moment-just while st. Charles
influence was upon her, ST. Charles voice
sounded in her ear. St. Charles touch
woke her to life. Or, it was very mad
and bad, no doubt, but just while it
lasted she felt immeasurably superior TO
the prim, beautiful being whose empty
eyes smiled at her each morning from
her mirror.
Ana noW-tomorrow
She sat very still Under her eyes the
play was going on. 4 little, scornful
smile crept across her lips. Oh, it was
all playa make believe, q pretense!
She herself
Sitting there, cool and quiet, She saw
suddenly the folly Of her brief excursion
IN romance. She did not love st.
Charles. For q moment, perhaps, she
had been III love. as she understood the
Word-not with st. Charles. but with lib
erty, with youth. with the scent of the
roses on the terrace and the warm ain of
SPRING. 81. Charles was merely the
medium through which a momentary
madness had affected her. And the mad
ness had passed.
fohe looked down. with eyes grown
oddly wistful, at the lighted stage. Why
was nothing real? she asked herself.
Was It the world which was pretense,
on she? Was it st. Charles, or the duke,
or the audience, or the players?
The little shop girl was staring at her
still. How beautiful she was! It must
be like fairy tale to look like that!
The woman who looked like a fairy
tale drew her cloak up suddenly over her
white shoulders. Tomorrow-no, there
would be no tomorrow. With shiver,
she realized the, futility of her folly, and
understood the GOODNESS Of her own heart.
Nellie X. Blissett in the Sketch.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Nerve of a Wounded Soldier.

One day an army surgeon was dress
ing the wound of a soldier who had been
shot in the neck near the carotid artery.
Suddenly the bloodvessel gave way,
and just as quickly the surgeon thrust
his finger into the hole to stop the flow.
Doctor said the soldier, what does
that meanT'
1T means DEATH said the surgeon
calmly
How long can | live?' said the SOL
der whose mind was perfectly clear.
Until l remove my finger said the
doctor
The soldier asked for pen and paper,
wrote his will and an affectionate letter
to his wife, and when the last thing was
done said quietly:
Let it go"
The surgeon withdrew his finger, the
blood rushed out, and in a few moments
the man was dead Cleveland Plain
Dealer
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
In the Bureau of Sewers.


William II. Nichales, superintendent of
the bureau of sewers of New York, said
the other day:
We hear some strange things in this
office sometimes. Some Of the stories our
inspectors bring in to US are hardly credi-
BILE.
For instance. in the matter Of igrOr-
ance of the most elementary kind OF
sanitation:
AN inspector went one day to in
spect an old house in the country. There
was good deal of smell about the Old
place. The inspector walked about
shifting.
ant odor. Can it be the drains?
The owner Of the house shook his
head positively.
1T can't be the drains he said, be
cause there amt none. Salt Lake
Tribune
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
ITCHING SCALP HUMOR.

Suffered Tortures Until Cured by
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Day and Night.
MY scalp was covered with little
pimples and l suffered fortunes from
the itching. | was scratching all day
and night, and | could get no rest. l
washed my head with hot water and
Cuticura Soap and then applied the
Cuticura Ointment as a dressing. One
box of the ointment and one cake of
Cuticura Soap cured me. Now my
head is entirely clear and my hair is
growing splendidly. 1 have used Gu
ticura Soap ever since and shall never
be without it. (SigneD Ada G. Smith,
300 Grand St. Jersey City. n. J."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo. O.
for the last Is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and finan-
clally able to carry out any obligations made by
their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Walding. Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Price 75c. per bottle Sold by all
Druggists. Testimonials free
Hairs Family Pills are the best
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Protesting Against Rate Reduction

Atlanta, Ga.
The recent proposition Of J. Pope
Brown, Chairman of the Georgia Rail
road Commission, to reduce the passcn-
ger rate in Georgia from three to two
cents per mile was protested against
by the Brotherhood Of Locomotive En-
gineers, the Order Of Railway Conduc-
tors, and unions of the blacksmiths,
machinists, telegraphers, boilermakers,
railway train men, carpenters and
joiners, clerks and car men. These or
CARNATIONS employed an attorney es-
pecially to represent them, who urged
that such a reduction would work
against the prosperity of the State and
lead to reduction in the number Of
railroad employees, as we'll as of their
wages The Travellers Protective AS
ISOLATION also protested that reduc-
ton as proposed would result in fewer
trains and poorer service.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Told hY Gus PiXleV.

Gus PiXley of the Babes in Toyland'
company tells a story of an Irishman who
went into barroom and called for {
glass Of beer. at the same time putin!
down a piece of metal the size of dime
The beer was served and the Irishmal
drank it, and was about to depart wheI
the barkeeper noticed the bogus coin.
He called to the son of Erin to return
'Phwats the matter?'' inquired Pat
didn't yez get yer money!"
This is tin said the dispenser Of re
freshments, severely.
All right, have a drink yourself" re
turned the Irishman, and out he vent
New York World.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Missed None of Them.

The president of certain athletic club
in Baltimore which has a fondness foI
amateur exhibitions Of the manly art
tells Of the trials of an Irish boxer i'm
ported from Philadelphia to meet a local
artist.
1t appears that the Philadelphia man
was getting the worst Of the argument
when one of his friends whispered in his
ear
Brace up, old man. an stop some OF
them blows"
stop emp murmured the unfortunate
man. DO you see amy OF thin gittin
by?"-Harper's Weekly.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Too Much ABSORPTION.

Congressman Mudd of Maryland tells
of a baptism in a village in the black belt
of that state "What is the name?'
asked the minister Of the child's father.
John James George Washington Fitz-
hugh Lee Blaine harrison Smith," an
swered the father The old minister jot-
ted down the names, and then, walking
to the baptismal font, a crOckery wash
basin, said to the janitor: 'Mose, get
some more water. There amt half
enough to baptize this child if we have
to take in all his Names"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Two Monster Rattlers.

AS trophy of their proves, Messrs
home from a hunting trip Wednesday
two monster rattlesnakes, one measuring
6 feet inches, and the other feet 4
inches. The larger snake had twelve
rattles and button, and the other ten
rattles and a button. The reptiles were
killed near Hulett swamp.-Augustine
Record
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Subject to Approval.

William F. King of the Merchants as
ISOLATION tells a story of a boy who had
a faculty of losing one job and getting
another almost simultaneously. Meeting
him on the street one day, a friend sails
to him: well, Jack, who are you with
nOw?'
I'm with John Smith & CO..
rs this a permanent connection at
LAST" asked the friend.
Il can't tell about that yet replied
Jack. I'm only there on memorandum,
you See''-New York Times.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Rescue Starving Cat from Pole

Impelled by pity, several residents of
the east side at Superior Wis, rescued
cat from the top OF telephone pole,
after starving there for two days and
nights. Humane officers say that q cat
will not attempt to descend from the TOP
of u pole.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Prize Hen Egg at Banquet.

McKeesport's prize hen egg that meas
ured s inches and weighed Il ounces
served as the principal delicacy on the
menu at banquet given in Mckeesport
recently by Ernest Herklotz.
The prize egg contained four yolks,
and it's contents almost filed a quart
measure.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Baseball Club Copyrights Name.

Though the old Maiden Baseball club,
Maiden, Mass, has been reorganized, it
will not be allowed to use that name,
for the Belmont nlne, OF that city, Sc
cured a copyright last fall and will use
it themselves. This is the first instance
probably, Of a baseball club copyrighting
its name
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
A New Variety

A New York woman tells of an expert
ence which she had recently in one of
the large department stores. She was
looking for some house furnishings, and
walking up to one of the foorwalkers
asked where she could see the can
deiabra
All canned goods two counters to the
left" answered the official guide, briefly.
-EurperS Weekly.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Hermit Eats Berries and Acorns

i hermit has been discovered living in
the wids of Wyoming HILL five miles
above Muscatine, la. He has a mena-
gerie Of wild animals, lives in a cave
and eats wild berries and acorns. He
claims he is a friend of Buffalo Bill
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Dyspepsia Of Women
ABSOLUTELY NEEDLESS AGONY
Caused by Uterine Disorders and Cured hy
Lydia {. Pinkham' Vegetable Compound

A great many women suffer with a
form of indigestion or dyspepsia which
does not seem to yield to ordinary treat
ment. While the symptoms seem to be
similar to those of ordinary indiges-
ton, yet the medicines universally pre-
scribed do not seem to restore the pa
tents normal condition.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
In Pinch, Use Aliens FoOt-Ea Sc

1t is the only cure for Swollen, Smarting
Tired. Aching, Hot Sweating Feet, Corns
and Bunions. Ask for Aliens Foot Ease, a
powder to be shaken into the shoes. Cures
while you walk At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Don't accept any substitute
Sample sent FREE. Address, Allen S. Ohm
sted Leroy, y. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Getting Acquainted.

What sweet little girlv' exclaimed
Mrs. Societie, coming down the front
steps. Haven't [ seen you before,
dear?''
''Yes'm.'
I thought So Where?"
In your house,
"Oh, to be sure! You come to play
with my little Gladys sometimes l pre-
sume?'
Nom; I'm Gladys Houston Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03
Fad IN Millinery.

A fad in millinery is the introduction
Of very long stalked flowers, a welcome
relief from the rosettelike button roses
and other close set flowers, like camelias
and dahlas.-New York Tribune
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03

Mrs. ]. III. Giles, Everett, Pa, suffered
years with kidney and gravel trouble. Cured by
Dr. David kennedys Favorite Remedy, Rondout
n. Y. S1.00.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-05-03

MRS. WINSLOW;S SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teething; softenS the gums, reduces in
fammatfon, allays pain, cures wind collie. %
cents d bottle.