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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-11-03

BRIDGE OF NATIONS AND
BUILDING.
the transcontinental trip have induced
manyto cross the Rocky mountains who
never before thought they could afford
to do so. Not only have they seen the
Portland fair, but they have witnessed
the glories which Mother Nature al
ways has on exhibition in the far west
and along the Pacific coast. AS the
autumn is the, ideal time for such a
trip, the travel westward during Sep
TENDER and October is likely to be
heavy.
Visitors to the exposition had an op-
portunity recently to study the results
Of Uncle Sans new educational policy
with respect to the Indians. A band
Of Indian girls, IS we'll behaved, up to
date and refined as any Of their white
sisters, walked through the turnstiles
and proceeded to see the fair. They
had journeyed to Portland without any
assistance from the federal govern
ment and earned the money with which
to make the trip by giving entertain
ments en- route. The girls were from
the Shaw Indian school in Montana.
They represented seven different tribes,
and one Of them belonged to the Sho-
shones, of which Sacajawea, the heroine
Of the Lewis and Clark expedition,
was a member. In their entertain
ments the girls played basket ball, pre-
sented the famine scene from "Hiawa-
tha," gave a pantomine entitled The
Star Spangled Banner" did club
swinging and at other points in the
programme resolved themselves into
a mandolin club.
Several members Of the club showed
marked evolutionary talent.
The exposition now has a visitor
from Mars or some other distant plan
CURED to drag the visitor to the
grounds. 1t is a massive meteorite of
many tons weight and fell at some
time in the more or less remote past
in the woods Of Clackmas county,
about fifteen miles from the exposition
site. 1t was discovered in 1902 by a
p%rospector, who supposed it to be iron
ore He kept his discovery q pro
found secret and at once e~ndeayored to
get possession Of the land on which it
was located. Failing in this, he
moved the iron to his own land, nearly
to be constructed for the task, which
was one Of considerable difficulty, as
secrecy was maintained in regard to
the whole proceeding. Perseverance
t%riumphed, but when the fact of his
possession Of the mysterious iron be-
came known the carefully guarded
secret leaked out and the owners of
the land where it fell claimed it as
their property and sought to gain pos
session. Litigation ensued. The finder
claimed that, being a shooting star
that had dropped from some unknown
world, it should not properly be con-
sidered a part Of the land where it fell.
The persons owning the land claimed
it as mineral property, possession of
which goes with the land. The court
ruled in their favor and established
important precedent in regard to
whatever may fall in the future from
Mars, the moo or other heavenly
The biggest nugget ever found,
which weighs 1872 ounces and Is worth
1926, is exhibited as part of Nome's
at the exposition. The nugget
Is kept In a cage and visitors are per-
to lift it. Most women find
he weight Of the chunk Of gold too
great for their strength.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-11-03

Pimples, blotches, eruptions, liver spots, fall
ing OF the hair, bad complexion, eczema. throat
ulcers, bone pains, bladder troubles, weak back,
burning urine, passing urine too often. The
effects OF constitutional sickness or the taking
OF too much injurious medicine receives search
ing treatment, prompt relief and a cure for life.
Diseases of women. irregular menstruation.
falling of the womb, bearing down pains, fe-
male dlsplacements, lack of sexual tone, Len
c%orrhea, s%terility or -barrenness, consult Dr..
Caldwell, and she will show them the cause Of
their trouble and the way to become cured.
CANCER, GOTTER, FISTULA, PILES
and enlarged glands treated with the subcutan-
eous injection method, absolutely without main
and without the loss of a drop of blood i ono
OF her own discoveries and is really the most
scientific and certainly sure method of This al
vanced age. DR.. Caldwell has practicad he-
profession IN some o. the largest HOSPITALS
throughout the country. She has lately opened
an office in Omaha, Nebraska, where she Will
spe9d a portion of each week treating her MANY
patients. No incurable cases accepted for
treatment; consultation, examination and adj
vice, one dollar to those interested.
DR.. ORA CALDWELL & CO.
omaHa' Nebraska Chicago, Illinois
Address all letters to 105 Bee Building, Omaha
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-11-03
VIII py request, V1Slt PROFESSIONALLY
MCCOOK, NEB., OCT. y
At Palmer Hotel
Hours: 1 D. m. to O ., m.
Hours: 1 p. m. to Q p. m.
Returning every four weeks. Consult
her while the opportunity is at hand.

DR.. CALDWELL limits her practice to the
special treatment of diseases of the eve. ear.
nose, throat, lungs, female diseases. diseases of
children and all chronic, nervous and surgical
ton, bronchitis, bronchial catarrah. chronic
catarrh, headache, constipation, stomach and
bowel troubles, rheumatism. neuralgia, ~Sciatica.
BrIgnts disease, kidney, dizziness, nervousness,
indigestion, obesity, interrupted nutrition.
slow growth in children, and all wasting diseas-
es in adults, d]efOrmities, club-feet, curvature
OF the spine, diseases of the brain, paralysis,
epilepsy, heart disease, drOpsy. swelling of the
structure, open sores. pain in the bones.
granular enlargements and all long standing
diseases properly treated.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
NUGGETS.

2 XH1OMEN not photographed in China.
w Monkeys have peculiar dread Of snakes
4 81 woman vote the Isle Of Man.
The Of smell is weaker the female than The male
The average salary Of American minister is 81 900
: a year.
The artificial manufacture Of ice dates back to 1888
Lemons used for soap many lemon coun-
tries
The average cost of clothes India is dime year
In royal families the prncesses marry about 90 the
princes at about rs.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
HARD LUCK.

&C EE your country first clam said the man with
- with the blue nose he waited his glass to be
reflled "Why, there's many will talk you like
preacher Of Rome and Paris and Luxor when he
much the falls at Merna the Lodi monument
Il never had but experience Of abroad he went
on And don want Once enough for me-
u bought return trip ticket to Liverpool, and sailed
away 1t in "a. I reached Liverpool at night and
started out to the sights But alongside Of the docks
there saloon and went in there get few beers
before my sightseen' should begin e. .r@1...f.
English beer amt like It terrible stuff. It's
like whisky. ..
And that English beer done for laid out cold
saess. For two days didn't know nothin' Mean
while fndin this here trip ticket, the
boat startn back the foern afternoon, they put me
her and when come to myself lay in my old
$ 5erth, my head splittin, bound for home.
= What fools them English be-. Gee was
mad and disappointed If could ha got hold Of the
what put me back that American bound boat ID,
But just then fresh glass arrived.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
What Women Want to Kno,v

n NSWERS TO INvITATIoNS.-when four more
n couples give a function at hotel from until H.
please tell me how word reply he invitations request
answer and to whom shall send it and shall address
the envelope to Mr. and Mrs. Shall it
who delivered it to my door? And after the party shall
have to call all these people and leave my husbands
cards with mine whether they have all done noq Most
Of them have but have not left their husband cards-A
Constant Subscriber. w
Answer the Invitation follows: MI. and Mrs. Jones
accept with pleasure the kind invitation extended by Mr.
and Mrs. Blank, Mr.. and Mrs. Smith, Mr. and Mrs Johns
and Mr. and Mrs Blake for Friday evening, November the
fourteenth Send the by mail to the whose
appears first the cards In regard the calls why
do not and husband call on the different couples in
the evening" instead of going by yourself the afternoon?
Yes leave two Of your husbands cards with your at each
house. - y.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
What the Market Affords
. Apples, so cents a peck --
! aOTATOES, rs cents a bushel.

D Apples, SO cents
/ OTAT0ES, rs cents bushel. -. --~s 3D..
Buckwheat 40 cents for ten pound sacks. :..- ,..
Black wanuts 10 cents pound. =. ....s:. 49,.
Hickory nuts, 10 cents a pound. 80.
Florida and Mexican oranges 40 cents Dozen ~ -
Ham, II IL cents pound ..-.N
Calves liver, 20 cents pound.
Apples higher than they have been for ten years.
cordng the marketmen and few barrels being sod
for the best apples held at S. barrel Good cooking
and eating apples greetings badwins etc., SO cents
peck. Potatoes have taken another The
wanuts and hickory nuts into the market in time for
Halloween It is quite cool enough make buckheat
cakes taste good and the best buckwheat in the market
made from Wisconsin grain. ~~ -" - "-
An odfashioned dainty, that will bring variety to the
breakfast hotbreads is apple gddecakes To make them
all you have to do is add half pint Of chopped apples
quart Of ordinary gddecake batter and bake usual
Baked ham unrvaled dinner dish and later 1t may be
made into endless variety Of breakfast dante while the
scraps may be chopped mixed with salad dressing
chopped pickle for sandwiches To bake the ham wash it
carefully and then put the fire kettle Of cold water
and let it simmer gently onequarter Of hour for each
pound When done put the kettle the back Of the range
and leave the ham in the water all night In the morning
skim it carefully, trim it into good shape and place it
baking pam Bake in slow about hours,
take it out and spread hicky mixture made Of
cupfu Of bread crumbs and half cupfu Of dark brown
sugar. dot at regular intervals with Cloves Put it back
into the oven long enough to get brown and crisp.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
QUESTIONS FOR TOMORROW.

OLD NEWSPAPERS.-Can you tell if a person may
money by disposing Of old newspapers any man
ner?-Inquirer
CATS EYEsI have pet kitten who think is going
blind thin white sheet is growing its eyes which
IS about onehird Of the way It started from the
Of its eyes toward the about week ago and
has been growing larger Can this be cured
and if it can, please let know as soon as possible
Reader
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31

and, m-m-tThe Dull Horse (vhy, don't seem to
remember that Pulling Up Safety (what funny names).
Then-no, can't make that out Oh, here's that's
plain Russian (who hey 'Syranio d Borgere and
'Saidlaw and under H. Jonas is 'Rebellous Samson
paints and Summers and 'Mddemarch' My, thought
Middlemarch was novel, Oh, suppose Jonas dramatized
it. 1 can't read the rest"
tWhy you both aughng what's the matter? Didn't
get those right? didn't? WE'LL Fred had fash
ion of twisting my book While was taking notes.
1 always keep my eyes the speaker, and
side and the other But copy from some
body else thought the librarian was stupid when she said
she never had Ibsen s Dull Horse DOLLS House9 Well,
that isn't any sensible for than the other as
can What is t?-a kindergarten play? Oh, yes
know professor talked about all those things but why can't
he select plays like Mrs Wigs in the Cabbage
Patch or 'The Shotgun? Then it would be easier
member. His modern dramatists' all classic, I sup
and taste is still elemental (there let check
that word Off,
1T liberal education to hear Professor Burton IRE
proachable pronuncaton both French and English said
Aunt Sarah, with her the meeting
air. = hope you are observing that Evelyn
Yes, l am watching him as cat watches mouse
aune and he is too fly for any Last week. thought
Jove had nodded, and happy until got hold of
dictionary He said squalor with the long and found
to my disgust that he Then ugged ssoualor
into my English lit by the hair Of its head hoping somebody
would correct and there nothing doing did get
rise on accimate.' Fred wagered me a box of marsh
1nalows that the word was accented the first syllable
had just heard Professor Burton accent the second so
without consulting die boldly called him and won
the marshmallows Yes prof certainly peccabe There
I've wanted to that hard all
are! (Jus wait until check it o) Aren't you proud Of
my systematic efforts to enlarge my vocabulary Aunt Kae?
sssS7ou talk like stable boy'
1Well suffering Moses! and I've been my good be-
haylor and haven't used word Of slang
A FASHION NOTE
HE dressmaker in his pink velvet coat wrung his
hands in despair.
Here it is October he cried, and have not vet
evolved idea in winter gowns
. Master, said the apprentice, tmidly.
'sWhat, boyY''
= have thought out novel type of gown that will
make woman look like broken-ba ape with WINGS
Superb! the master cried sLet us model it at once
Twill take the world by Storm
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
NOT HIGH FINANCIERs.


GEoRGE ABE was listening gravey compliment.
~ the end he said
'Thank you You remind me Of something
little while after the az pearance Of my first book
went to spend week in outside of Chicago
The landlord Of the modest hotel said to me:
9 'Mr. AIDE, you literary man. / believer
Il blushed and smiled and answered that had written
few trifes, nothing
" have several literary stopping here the land
lord went on.
. WELL I'm rather glad of that, said T.
Yes, said the landlord I like literary men, They
never object to paying advance They used to it.
SPURNED
LIE EXTENDED both hands in passionate appeal
i 'sNo, Harold, said the fair proud girl 81 can
never be yours. =
s1NeverqO he cried, in angushed tones
"Never,'' she answered coldly.
His mood changed.
ooh, very wel,'' he sneered. "There are others
Eyes, Harold, know there are,'' she said ssAnd
accepted of them this afternoon. -
With muffled oath he turned upon his heel
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
8SzxsSsIs 57:X D
AN ALARMING CASE
SEVERE TEST OF a BLOOD REMEDY
IN ERYSIPELAS.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills Danish Pain and
Inflammation and Avert Peril from
The Vital Organs.

The Vital Organs.
Erysipelas or St. Anthony's fire is a
most uncomfortable disease on account
of the burning, the pain and the dis
fgurement; it is also a very grave dis
order, attended always by the danger Of
involving vital organs in it's spread.
The case which follows will be read
with great interest by all sufferers as it
affected the whole body, and refused to
yield to the remedies prescribed by the
physician employed. Mrs. Ida A. Col:
bath, who was the victim Of the attack,
residing at No. 10 Winter street, New.
buryport, Mass, says:
I'm June Of 1908 1 was taken i'll with
what at first appeared to be fever. I
sent for physician who pronounced my
disease chronic erysipelas and said it
would be long time before I would be
up and around.
Inflammation began on my face and
spread all over my body. My eyes were
swollen and seemed bullying out of their
sockets. was in a terrible plight and
suffered the most intense pain through
out my body. The doctor said NV
case was a very severe one. Under
his treatment, however, the inf1amma.
ton did not diminish and the pains
which shot through my body increased
in severity. After being confined to my
bed for two months under his care, with
ont any improvements, I decided to get
along without any physician.
"Shortly after this, on the advice of a
friend, I began to take DIR. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People, two at dose
three times day. After the second box
had been used I was surprised to notice
that the inflammation was going down
and that the pains which used to cause
me SO much agony had disappeared AZ
ter using six boxes of the pills was up
and around the house attending to my
household duties, as well as ever
No better proof Of the power of this
great remedy to expel poisons from the
blood and to supply new vigor could be
given DR.. Williams Pink Pills cure all
diseases springing from an impoverished
or vitiated condition of the blood, such
as anamia, rheumatism, scrofula. They
make pale complexions ruddy and are
the best of tonics in all cases of debility.
DR. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all dealers in medicine or may be OBJ
tanned direct from the DR.. Williams
Medicine Co.. Schenectady. NY.
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31

Mrs. Potter's swell
book I said lit seemed
quite pathological, and
the human interest was
well-sustained.'
"What did I mean?
Well, I wanted to
praise the book, of
course. I'd forgotten
to look up that long
word, but I was due to
get it off somewhere,
and it sounded so. we'll
that. I just trusted to
luck.
SWhat did Professor
West say7"
"Oh, he laughed and
said, little girl, look
up pathological before
you use it again. and
then I felt very foolish.
"Let me see, Exhibit
b is a list Of things
he wants us to read
only I can't seem to
make out most Of the
names. Here's Ibsen;
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
Learning from Burton
lBy Florence ssurce. J

| (By Florence surce)
- Wo middle iirreproa ehabay
n \ gowned, with sssael hb written upon
SDA them 50 legbyyyy tAsaEE r-n might read,
* were walking aaoTa s on i yos4a Burton's
nlM, lecture yesterds ys young nd charming
MAkNWML niece following in sels wake.
IARMWgNW .E!The number Of Functions m missing to
WgEXM attend this course is appalling said the
WYNN tall aunt. ''There is a luncheon at the Mini
AMRD kahda clubhouse today and last week there
NVM was reception in ST. Paul, and there's sure
WIZ to be something right along
- "Why don't you cut out the lectures,
Aunt Sarah?' asked the niece.
SWELL, agree with dear Emerson that one should cult
vae ones enthusasms Professor very
Few that never fails to enthusiasm any subject
he treats believe if he to take up anthropology
would follow him with just the interest He's wonder
full
eyes know" sighed the stout aunt "but I'm sure he's
bad for me-"
1Why, Aunt Kate cried the pretty niece "you talk as
If he were patent medicine mustard plaster
Il mean that he interests that forget to breathe
properly and my respiratory and circulating systems get all
"Balled up,' finished the niece; Eyes, understand per-
fecty I'm that way myself when he reads some Of those
swell things"
Evelyn slang is perfectly dreadful If that's what
you are acquiring at the university shall advise Mary
send you to Wells, just wanted her place.
Professor Burton himself says that slang is O. K
insisted the girl and bet your life that he says
goes.N
THAT before he spent those years in dear Bos-
tom, said Aunt Sarah Ellis English now is perfectly
classic Such finished sentences They like apples Of
gold in pictures of slver.'
"Eveyn what you learning from this courseq' asked
the stout aunt anxiously. Let your notebook
Well, I'm charging my vocabulary for thing Here's
exhibit "A long list Of Professor Burtons words and
phrases that work off somebody nearly every day for
practice English lit helps out lo You should have
seen the knowing way in which Professor McClumpha
grnned last week when mentioned what modens think
of Celtic folk
Some way, what sounds fine and natural when Pro-
lessor burton it, sort of grated when under
take to embellish my vernacular
but 1 keep right on, regardless.
Sometimes, though, I slip cog The other day Pro-
lessor West asked what thought of EThe Bangtons'
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
PRIZES AWARDED THURSDAY

On Thursday morning next T h e
Globe will announce the names of
the 123 prize winners in the proverb
contest. The work of checking the
answers has not yet been completed.
but 1T Is so far advanced that we are
warranted in fixing Thursday morning
as the time for publishing results.
The labor involved in scrutinizing
all the answers sent in is almost in
-calculable. The replies received at
I ne G 1 o b e Office up to o'clock on
the closing day of the contest alone
filled large sample case, such as is
used by travelling men. to the brim.
As these were but a fraction Of the
entire receipts. letters having been
coming by the bagful every day OF
the twelve allowed after the last pic
! ture was published, some idea may be
formed of the bulk Of the proverb So
luton business. When IL is further
considered that to each picture from
two to forty solutions were presented
by most of the contestants, it will be
understood that the examination of
the returns has called for labor day
and night. II is now so near compile
ton. however. that the awards can be
made on Thursday. and the prize
money may be drawn at this office on
that day by the winners on presenting
proper proof of Identity.
We have been asked by one of the
proverb hunters why the list of correct
answers might not have been publish
ed as soon as the contest closed. OF
course 1t could not be published until
after week ago Tuesday. 1t has not
been available for publication since,
because. as the public has been ad-
vised, the only authorized list is in
the possession of the judges by whom
prizes are awarded. 1t will be pub
lished. of course, as soon as awards
are made.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23


lowed to secure a complete and per-
manent success. Let every Illness in
connection with which there may be
the slightest suspicion of tuberculosis
be judged by competent physician.
Wherever the characteristic symptoms
appear. let the patient be treated at
once with as much vigor and care as
he would be in case of any other con-
tagious disease. He should go to a
sanitarium and have treatment ac-
cording to the latest and most approv-
ed methods. II 1t is not too late he
viii recover. In any case the separa-
ton from associates until the disease
has been conquered will stop the
source Of supply. With growing rec
ognition of and obedience to these
simple rules, the world may look for
ward a generation hence to time
when what is the most fearful scourge
of this day shall be no more than an
empty name