Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-05-14
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h'i' niiIc :.tlCllliOI To what was going
on around him. II was IL warm even
iii:'. aud the frcqucntcrs Of the gro.
Gerry store had adjourned to the ont
side for frcshcr air
ia like I he John -. Rockefeller.
wouldn't you. Mr. l'unkin?" said Euky
Mcars.
''Ilow's that. Euky?" asked that zen
tlcmhn. rolling his tobacco around in
his hands. and thcn pouring the mix
lure into his pipe
II sed i'd Ike t be John d. Rock
Teller"
An have folks rcfusin' t. take yo'
money? MOI much. us got SO now
thar amt n merchant in NJ York
city tllat'll take Il five cent piece from
John ID. Rockefeller. -"
How did 80 git his money, Uncle
Tohc?" asked Heck Shamblin.
liy hnyin' low and scllin' high,
Heck. he way ali vas forchuncs is
accum lated. Rich men is great in
siitisluns. They send yO' stocks
down an they buy from yuh: thcy
send EN- up an they sell tub yuh Ymh
sit busted AN they lend yuh money at
eight per cent, your own money FREE
quently they've made from yuh, or
you've deposited with 'em. Ynh want
{ take II "trip an yuh rides on Their
railroads iuh appeal t. tn lceisla.
chure fun redress. an yuh nm they
own that. I}ef0' long the rules of cur
icSy in tn Scnmii ov tn United States
will be changed an when Il Sinnator
rises L speak. tn prcsidin' officer will
say, TN gentleman representa- tn
ID. +. a. n. has III No. or Til Sinma.
tnr who is retained by III G.. Y ~ Y.
will pcrcccd with his remarks.
is John ID. as rich as they say he
is. MIR. punkin?" asked young All. Ris-
ley.
Richer. Abby. richer: every time he
draws his breath lr makes len dol
lars: an each murnin he wakes up
Forty lhousan' dollars richer than
when he went T. sleep"
"Jumpin' .lchosophat." said Heck
Shamblin. 81 wouldn't care If never
woke mp"
Mr.. Punkin did not notice The In
tcrrnption. but continued: lie can't
throw way his money n dollar at a
time as fast rs he makes ii, not l.
save his life. An Of twas stretched
I'm dollar bills one after tn other
'twoud reach from Jerusalem l. tn
break Ov day. All tn money in tn
United States passes through his hans
Oncct every six weeks: SO cf the money
he handles is tainted. then thar amt
uicr,, { he lhid that's not bcslnircl-
ed. I'm ruthcr s'prlscd t. sec III mis-.
N,'"'i''rE cle'! TURN Johii ~. down. MY
ohscrvashlIn is that cannibals amt
particular who furnishes EN- mis-
sliuncrlcs l. cat Now. Doctor George
Washin'ion Glaldn says it's Il shame
,hhe III money DOCTOR Lyman An
49, W. ..iH "'.i nm n'"''SHt r,ch
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49,, ,'s",. nrh' orh preachers
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a e ~, on ,lai account. folks
' ""n ''he i",hiii S''''t'icr
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We All Git hnit nv tainted money oc-
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, M"S ON 'iihe l sun nhhkn man
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