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The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
How to Earn souna Sleep.

All doctors are not SO careful OF
the welfare OF their patients as they
might be. Here is q story OF one who
went to the limit. He is the proprie-
tor of famous health resort not far
from -. When he receives pa
tient for treatment he says:
Now. want 1t understood that un-
less you do exactly as I say, there IL
no use Of your staying"
This rule sometimes requires him to
be very harsh. but he never hesitates.
He acts on the theory that he can bet
ter AFFORD to offend 4 single patient
and lose him that to have that pa.
tient so back home and tell his friends
DR.. so-and-So had done him no good.
relates the Washington Star.
Not long ago well.known clergy.
man went to this resort for treatment.
The doctor looked him over upon his
arrival and said:
while you are here you must take
long walks every day."
But can't take walks" replied
the parson. Il haven't done any walk.
ing for years. My heart won't stand
1t"
They argued the question quite
warmly. As the clergyman and doc
tor were good friends. the latter was
more lenient than usual. However.
he bided his time. The next after
noon the physician said TO the Clergy.
man:
ITS a nice day. would like you
tc go horseback riding with me-"
Riding they went. When they were
about eight miles from the sanitarium
tho physician said: oh. doctor. won't
you get me that flower by the road.
side. don't like to leave this
hcrse."
As soon as the clergyman was on
the ground tie doctor galloped OF
with-both horses. and the clergyman
was compelled to walk back to the
sanitarium. Upon his arrived he was
very angry. and was for packing up
and leaving At once. There was no
train that night. NO he was forced to
stay q few hours longer. The next
morning he came down. radiant aud
good naturcd.
Doctor" said he. Il was pretty
sore ut you last night. but I forgive
everything. I have had the FIRST good
sleep I have enjoyed In months. Here.
after I'll obey your order implicitly"
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
An Gs.ra Good Appetite.

A good appetite IL = symptom Of
good health. An extra good sppeii,.
IL sometimes . symptom Of cons,l,i.
tionai disturbance somewhere. A sam.
pie letter sent to tho Questions and
Answers" column OF .. prominent
health Journal was something like
this:
Il an troubled With pimpies. NOT 10
q srcst extent. hut stiii very annoying.
They appear principally on the fore.
head, but occasionally on other places.
! ofieu feel iansuid. and tire easily.
and cannot gain flesh. although I have
an extra good appetite. SIN I IN,
not sick. and have not been iu bed for
. day In my life. Age. nine,ecn years.
VIII you kindly advise me what you
thisk would remove these pirnpics'"
There 10 little doubt but that the
extra good appetite" alluded 10 Of.
fords the key 10 tho situation. Tho al.
gssttve organs have more than the,
can take care Of. and consequently 10
aet properly take care Of anything fir.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Child Disturb, Preacher,

Her nurse had fallen asleep and n
4-year.oid girl toddled to the pulpit
steps in a Birmingham church and
temporarily stopped the sermon by
asking the clergyman: ''Please. man,
how do you get up there? Why don't
you come down." When church
warden gently led her back to her
seat. amid the tittering of the congre.
CATION. she repeated her question.
adding: Can he see better?'
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Spartan Wome en-.

Lycurgus. being asked why he
brought up Spartan young women in
the same athletic exercises as the
men. gave the three following reasons
for It: First. that vigorous OFF.
les; second, that they may bear them.
selves bravely in childbirth: third,
that If necessity arises, they may DO
able to fight for themselves, their chill.
dren. and their country.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
reaeup for Fortune reIIina.

In the fashionable west end of Lon.
don teacup especially made for for.
tune telling is being sold The cup
Is engraved on the inside with the
mystic symbols of the fortune-teller
"a bell, heart, horseshoe. and so on
The tea leaves at the bottom are
swirled round the cup. and according
to the position of objects on which
they stick so is ones fortune.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Advancement, In Siam.

The Slamese capital Is the terminus
OF four lines OF railway. II has 4 fine
service OF electric trains and is well
lii by electricity. It also Possesses
one u the fircst race courses in tho
East and has many clubs. nnc hotels,
several banks. good hospitals. etc.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Rivers Of the World.

The longest river In the world Is
nv Nile. 1000 miles; in Europe the
Volgn. 2.1lt miles: In Asia the Yang.
tse.kiang. $3.50 miles: In America the
Mississippi Missouri. 1855 miles: In
Australia the Murray. 1850 miles. The
shortest important river In the world
is the Thames. 2l5 miles.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

The Caura river, an affiuent OF the
Orinoco. il remarkable In that II has
n natural dam. This takes the form
OF "A ledge OF granite over 200 yards
In width. over which the curreG, runs
with tremendous violence.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Internal corrosion Of Cables,

Wire cables will often rust and
break down in the interior when there
is no manifestation OF this on the OK.
terror. Sometimes the defect can be
detected by certain slacliness and
yielding TO pressure at the point in.
fected. Corrosive water and fumes
may be responsible for tbs hidden de-
cay.-London Engineer
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

Pere Chapel, who recently died at
Liege. Belgium. made good living
by coloring meerschaum pipes. His
secrct was TO smoke regularly. but
very slowly. never to allow the pipe
to get foul or TO he subject to
draushts or sudden change OF TEN
psrature. and never to smoke out Of
doors.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

Attended with tainted. offensive, or foul
breath, bitter taste, especially In the
morning. furrcd tongue, sick or bilious
headaches. poor or Irregular appetite,
sour stomach, water brasil" constipa
tion with strong tendency to "the blues"
or dependency, are all relieved and rad
ically cured by the faithful use of DIR.
Picrce's Golden Medical DtscUTv-t. No
man can be stronger than his stomach;
when 1t gets out of order he becomes bill
and "out OF sorts: he feels lanyuid,
tired and "all tagged out"
Nothing will more speedily or pcrma
nently inyigoratc and tone into action,
liver and bowels than DIR. Pierccs Golden
Medical Discovery. 1t is compounded
from the active medicinal principles cx-
tractcd from native medicinal plants,
without the use OF alcohol, not drop OF
which enters Into its composition. The
benefit felt from Its use Is not, therefore.
due to alcoholic cxhiliration. and conse-
Qucntly OF short duration but is cndur-
ing and permanent.
The great ajority OF diseases have
their inception in "A bad stomach. indi-
gestion. blllousncss and impure blood.
Among these diseases are deadly con-
sumption, nerve-racking, brain-wrccliing
nervous prostration and exhaustion,
body torturing rheumatism, insanity
breeding neuralgia, cmaciating malaria
and all manner Of dis!iguring blood and
skin diseases. DIR. Picrce's Golden Med
teal Discovery Is "a cure for all these dis
eases, II taken in anything like reasona-
Bile time. 1t Is not Il cure-all, but cures
the diseases mentioned for the reason
that they are caused and aggravated by
the same disorders. 1t makes the appc-
tito keen, the digestion perfect, the liver
active. the blood pure and build, firm
flesh and healthy nerve fiber. Don't be
wheedled by penny -gra bbing dealer into
taking something else said To b. =" Just as
good" only that he may make a greater
profit. There's nothing Just "a good -
a. Golden Medical Discovery" with its
record OF cures extending over 4 third OF
century.
Great Sufferer Cured.
DR. r Y. PIERCE Buffalo. n. Y:
D.dr Sfr-My health Is better now than II
has been before for many years, ard I owe to
DIR. Pierccs Golden Medical Discovery . debt
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

Several years ago lum. " com.
pany distributed fifty cats among the
camps, In St Louis county. Minneso.
Ia. for rat'killing purposes. When
the camps were abandoned the cats
took TO the woods. and their descend.
ants. Wildcats now, number thou.
sands.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
au,al.r. Quote SCRIPTURE.

Watch and pray was the motto
left In hous. In Ramsey. Isio OF
Man. by rome burglars who had
robbed I, while tho tenant was At
church.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Wronu Time 70 Tic,

There Is n time for everything"
remarked the Observer OF Events and
Things. don't tip the walter when
he's bringing In your soup."-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Moon Going 10 sleep.

\ little girl Of .. seeing cloud On.
veiop tho moon. said. "Auntic. tho
moon Ii going to sleep now. SEQ en-
pull the sheet up over H."
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

Lewis Single Binder" straight Sc cigar
Price to dealers t3G.0o per NJ They cost
some more than other brands, nut no moro
than good DC cigar should cost. Lewis
Factory, Peoria, III.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

There ~as a young lady from Lynn.
Who WAS 30 exceedingly thin
That when she -sHaYsd
To drink lemonade
kho siipp,d down tho straw and fell ia
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
Bad STOMAGH

Of gratitude Iwasfor several years. troubled
with severe stomach trouble. sick head
ache and nervousness Could not eat any
ing pain Had little appetite and WAS fro
quently nauseated My sick headaches were
most violent and could not rest night pr
day ! became emaclatcd aud thoroughly
Respondent and no medicine that | could
take seemed 10 help me at all. 1t was my
cine and am grateful To say that had been
taking Golden Medical Discovery" less
than five months when was entirely cured.
and can now eat anything without distress
Miss RosE STANLEY.
North Arlington. New Jersey.
- Aston Avenue.
Cures When Everything Else Fails.
DIR, II, V. PIGncr. Buffalo. n Y:
,, Dsar Shul am happy 70 say that ! have
TO be \ most cfficacious remedy for stomach
trouble For many years could scarcely
eat anything without being drcadfully dis
food usod variou, mcdiciucs without good
effect Later bought bottle OF DR.. Pierce's
Gold.n Medical Discovery and /, proved 50
satisfactory that bought several more bot
ties OF tho medicine and used 1t until ! was
entirely well That was about four months
Golden Medical Discovery" also to Your
sanitnrium. which | know 10 be one of the
ASA NJ WILLIAMS.
aDs Riley Street Buffalo. N. =.
DIR. Piorce's iooO-page illustrated book,
THE Common Sense Medical Adviser"
Is sent free In paper covers, on receipt OF
81 ona-cent stamps 10 pay cost OF mailing
only For 81 stamps the cloth bound
yolsme will be sent. Address DIR. Il. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, \. Y.
DR.. PierCe'S Wien asG, ssf " SissS1,
cry" is not quite
laxative enough, As In obstinate constIpa.
ton the, little, pleasant, sugar coated
" Pellets should be taken to aid tho
" Discovery" One or two for a laxative,
two to four for u cathartr. They alone
have been known to cure many bad-rasos
OF stomach trouble, dyspepsia and indi-
gestion. They act on tho liver and
regulate the bowels, Put mp in glass
h LIABLE re- Pleasant Pellets.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

\ girl N never too young 10 think she
II In low" with somebody. amt never
too old To think somebody Is In low.
with her.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15

Fifty years ago the arst steam Ore
eaxine built for the city Of Boston
Nas exhibited In baltimore.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-04-15
A Great Sufferer Cured.

DR. n. V. PIERCE. Buffalo. y. Y:
Drdr Sr-My health i better now than II
has been before for many years. ard owe to
DIR. Pierccs Golden Medical Discovery = debt
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-02-24
Coeur d'AIene Mines.

Coeur 'Alene Mining Record, published
at Wallace, Idaho; 81 80 per year; six
months, 81 II. A. Moore. the publisher,
will furnish strictly reliable detail infor-
nation regarding producing mines and
prospect properties in Occur dAlene dis
trict, free of charge No charge for
sample copies of Record.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-02-24
q ,amberIain's Cough Remedy the
Mothers Favorite.

this remedy, its pleasant taste and
prompt and permanent cures have made
it favorite with people everywhere:
1t is especially priced by mothers OF
small children, for colds, Group and
whooping cough, as it always affords
quick relief. and as it contains no opium
or other harmful drug, it may be given
as confidently to baby as to an adult,
For sale by The Elk Drug Store.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-02-24

Wanted. d.-Information es to address
of Daniel Dougherty. or heirs, if dead.
His address was Whitman Co. in 1873,
and he served in Co. E LIST battalion
Washington Infantry. Small recovery
can be made. Address Harvey Spalding
& Sons, Washington. DC.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-02-24
Free Coupon.

Any one suffering with Kidney or bladder
trouble can get absolutely free. one full size box
sale by all druggist. and to introduce them the
manufactures will accept this coupon for full
retail price In the purchase of one box. Cut
out and send TO G. W. Beegs, Sons, & Co.
Chicago Ill
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-02-24

For sale-One 9 room house on Meadow
st.: one room house on Lake ct. In.
ouire OF B. II. Hulin, Colfax, Wash.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

The Amity canal has been car
rying it's full priority, 2S5 feet. all
of this week with good prospects
for continued rua until all the
cultivated land is well irrigated,
The farmer who neglects to put
his laterals in shape or is too busy
with other things TO take care of
the water when it comes should
not kick if he finds the water cut
out when he gets ready to irrigate.
The time to irrigate is when th,re
is water in the canal and all other
work should be postponed at that
time. With the ground thorough.
ly soaked with moisture at this
time of the year the sugar beet
crop and the alfalfa crop are about
as certain as anything can be,
Hence, it is very important that
the irrigating be done now.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10
The Weeks Markets.
Special to the Chleft ain.


Kansas City, Mo. Mar. 6-Last
week was another good one for
cat lie shippers. A larger percent
age was stockers and feeders, but
this was offset by the biggest
crowd of buyers seen here this
year, $50 loads were taken back to
the country and this number was
only limited by the supply. The
run of killing cattle was not as
heavy as was needed, ell kinds of
cattle gained l5 TO 25 cents during
the week, and each days market
was stronger to little higher.
Run today is 1000 head, but con-
taius fewer stockers and feeders
than was the case last week. and a
bigger run of quarantine cattle.
Packers were in need of cattle and
market today is satisfactory on all
kinds again, strong and active, and
indications favor another good
week. Shipments of cattle last
week from Montrose and Dallas,
Colorado, sold early in the week
at good prices, but would have sold
10 to 20 cents higher today had
they been here. Heavy feeders
and choice stockers in these ship
ments sold at 81. 40 to $3.50, light
stockers at. $500 to $3.50, cows at
So. 20. and l2OOtb killing steers at
$4.45. Nebraska fed range heifers
sold at S4.43; stuff out Of this same
feed lot has been selling at from
$3.50 three weeks ago to $3.50
week before last. Everything looks
p 'omising for those who haye cat
tic to market the next few months.
Continued liberal sheep and
lamb supplies have at last broke
the market. prices dropped down
20 to 30 cents last week, and are
off 10 cents more today, This re-
duction is common at all markets,
but it still leaves prices at a good
figure, and markets are expected
to remain at a high level all spring
though not up TO prices of a week
or two ago. Top lambs today
brought S7.25, best ewes IS 80,
wethers $50 and yearlinys $685..
Choice stuff would bring more
than these prices in each class, es-
peciallY wethers and yearlings.
More poorly finished stuff has been
coming lately than heretofore, an
effort to get in before the price
goes down any more.
j. A. RICKART,
j.. S. Correspondent.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10
Factory Site Selected.

Last week severn! places north
west of Holly wele examined by
the engineers of the Holly Beet
Sugar company to- find IA suitable
location for the factory 1t was
the desire of the company TO To-
cate it near where the Buffalo Ca
nal crosses Horse creek, but upon
examination of the ground it was
found not suitable for n founda-
ton. The most favorable locality
was on the Barroli place, one mile
northwest of the center of the
town. and there is where the fac
tory will be built.
SURVEYORS have been at work
this week stalking out the grounds
and laying a route for the railroad
switch. As soon as material and
tools can be shipped here the ex-
cavation for the foundation will
begin, and from that time on there
will be as large a force kept at
work as can be conveniently en-
ployed until everything is COM
pleted.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10
J.. S. Correspondent

An auctioneer is said to have
paid this tribute to an old COW:
"Of oil the animal friends of man
she is the greatest. When about
10 sit down to Your Sunday din.
ner, l wish l might strip the table
of what she produced 1t would
remove the cup of milk waiting al
the baby's chair; It'd take the
cream, tie cheese, the butter, the
custard pie, the cream biscuits
the roast beef, and leave you Il
meal of potatoes, beets, pickles
and tooth picks. Every scrap ol
of her from nose to tail is used by
man. We us ber horns 70 comb
our her, her ski, upon our feet;
her hair keeps the plaster on ou1
house walls. her hoofs make glue
and her tail makes soup. Her
blood is used TO :aake our suga.
white, and her bones are sronnd to
fertilize the soil. She has gone
with man from Plymouth Rock t.
the setting sun. Ii wa, her sons
that twruel the soil in The settlers
clearing, aud also drew the prairie
schooners for the sturdy pioneers
while she followed, Aud when
the days march was done, she
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

Sugar City is said to be making
preparations 10 manufacture ce-
ment building blocks. Sand
along Horse creek is to be utiliz-
ed, it haylng been examined and
tested and pronounced first-ciass
material for building blocks.
Holly also has a Horse creek,
which has plenty of sand. Why
couldn't we manufacture building
blocks. Holly will need them
right away.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

BOYS who get tired of going to
school should read the following.
written by Supt. Adams of Fay
elite college: The average edu.
Gated man gets a salary of $1,000
per year. He works 40 years,
making a total Of $4,000 in n life
time. The average day labor
er gets 81 so PER day, 300 days in
a year, or $I50 ina year In 40
years he carns SlS,000. TAe diff
ference, or $4,000. e1ua's the val,
ne Of an education 10 acquire
this earning capacity requires II
years at school of lS) days each,
or 2,lGo days. Divide $4,000,
the value Of an education, by 2, 100,
number OF days required in get
tiny it. We find that each day
Mt school is worth II little more
than $40 to the pupil Can't al
ford 10 !a'tp hem out, can we?:"---
Exchange.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

OF course Kansas can bust
trusts Kansas his tvinc flcto-
ry operated by convic; labor. The
other day the twine trust fnilca.
Was there ever a c'carcr ms ance
of caus a;.l ELECT. Kan aj City
journal.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

The Kansas republicans have
not only downed tn. Populist pn T.
ty, but they have captured, appro-
priated and applied its doctrines.
Looks like rubbing it in. Kansas
City Journal.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

came and gave milk to fill the
mothers breast to feed the suck
ing babe that perchance was to be.
come the ruler of his country.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

Holly is to have a 600-:cn beet
sugar factory to take care of the
l90J crop. The Arkansas Valley
will then have fur br ct sugar fa'-
tories. all erected in five y.ars
time, La Jun!a Tribune.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

A. L. Hare is building an addi-
ton to the rear of his building,
occupied by the Palace saloon.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

Ell Jones made a business trip
to Denver the first of the week.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

A masquerade ball is announced
for Friday night, March 18th.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.

Mems Police suspenders 25c at
White Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

w. M, Wiley spent the first of
the week in Pueblo and Denver.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

The Presbyterian Aid society
will meet at the home of Mrs. f.
W. Montgomery Thursday, March
18th.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

Mems work shirts, 25c, at
White Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

came and gave milk to fill the
mothers breast to feed the suck
ing babe that perchance was to be.
come the ruler of his country.
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.
Mems Police suspenders 25c at
White Bros.
A masquerade ball is announced
for Friday night, March 18th.
Ell Jones made business trip
to Denver the first of the week.
w. NJ, Wiley spent the first of
the week in Pueblo and Denver.
A. l.. Hare is building an addi-
ton to the rear of his building,
occupied by the Palace saloon.
Mems work shirts, 25c, at
White Bros.
The Presbyterian Aid society
will meet at the home of Mrs. F.
W. Montgomery Thursday, March
10Th.
This morning we received one
of the best lines of Mems Tailor
made Suits that has been in Holly
for some time. For ten days we
will sell these suits for very
small margin above cost. We il.
vite you to call and see them at
White Bros.
There is room for whole lot
more farmers under the Amity
and Buffalo canals and the new
comers will stand as good show to
make money as those who have
been here for years. The market
for sugar beets is unrestricted,
and it has been demonstrated that
S1O0 per acre is not unusual pro-
ceeds from this crop.
Since the cold weather broke up
some four weeks ago it has been
gradually growing warmer and
the Indications at present point to
an early spring. Tho grass is be.
ginning to shoot upward under
the infuence Of the warm SUM-
shine, the song birds have come,
likewise the fishworms, and there
are other unmistakable signs that
spring is right here now. Later:
Take it all back. lis showing.
DR.. r. d. Wilson went TO Den
yer last week, believing he had an
attack of appendicitis. Examina-
ton by the surgeons there showed
that he was right AID on Monday
of this week it was decided that
an operation was necessary. MIS-.
Wilson went up Tuesday night.
We understand the operation will
take place tomorrow. The doctors
many friends here are terribly
shocked to hear of his illness, and
sincerely hope that he may speed
lily recover.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-03-10

This morning we received one
of the best lines of Mems Tailor
made Suits that has been in Holly
for some time. For ten days We
will sell these suits for very
small margin above cost. We il.
vite you t, call and see them at
White Bros.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-31

BROOKS HOUSg PHARMACY
leEaH agency