The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-12
U7ith the Long B0au.
Eye nature's walks, shoot folly as II nes .

w and see man in the street back to- - empty ont
two brace of honks the street If he pays aten-
the sound probable that he is deaf. It mis-
fortune to be deaf.
When going twenty miles an hour and motoring
baby buggy the street. "honk twice. Do not
stop the infant the shock The baby buggy
doubtless exceeding the speed limit for perambuators
If crowd is getting streetcar drive straight at
them, honkng violently. They obsrucng traffic and
should be made to understand.
M@
In of running elderly lady, around and
stare haughtly at her.
In of running pet dog, leaving him struggling
and bleeding the street. laugh lightly and put burst
Of speed .. ... .:t-
In of sudden death of any kind remark philosoph
caly that living faster than fathers were and
the dangers of life consequently multiplied.
Standard Oil lawyer says that it will cost Kansas $780,,
100000 win against the trust And the Rev. Washing
GLADDEN. just about mad enough to lend the state that
sum.
Editor Of the Grafton Record who has been hunt
ing tells Of argument between the par dog and the dog
OF the guide. His story runs thus:
The dogs dropped behind and arranged to
- fight it out. They both large dogs and
= they put their entire time and attention into the
work. The moon hung up in the sky like a
field pumpkin and furnished the limeight and
the river reflected its rays and furnished the
footlights, but the dogs furnished the fight We
tried to separate them by calling their atten-
ton to the evil of fighting, but they kept at it
stronger than Louie's dog, which
half wolf and half sawml, had tail and it
hard to get hold of him. They finally got
close to the river and we pushed them in They
sank out of sight, but to the top
and climbed out madden than Water had
effect their passions Another bath in
the river broke their hold and the bobtaied
dog swallowed pail of water and had to be
landed by hand. He had had enough.
A sight glorious this paid for all the hardships
and hard beds of the entire trip.
The Dodge Center Star is worried by people who want
the editor to 'cut it OUT Someone recently offered
double his subscription if the editor would excise the base
ball Another party complained that it waste
Of space report in brief Still another who
had sympathy for the ladies' threatened to stop the paper
if Society News'' not curtailed IA sanctimonious
looking cadaver the editors desk says the STAR
and wanted to know if did not know that in
uring the morality Of the town when published eope
mens criminal assaults, etc. Another did not for
the "corn-cob'' locals He didn't whether tTom
Smith lost pig yesterday whether Mary Jones called
Neighbor Severson What he wanted have was more
about the pope And so it went About the only way
you satisfy everybody to do the St. Paul Globe did
the other day and decently quit.
Benjamin and Mary the flying rollers and their band of
for the Benton Harbor Mich, people, Benjamin has
taken Noahs work and gathering specimens of the ami
NAL kingdom from all the world to insure their preser
walton after the coming Of the millennium Even the
City of David there is that would have warmed
Noah heart had he it when he first began his collection
Benjamin proane declares sobery that they will be
fixed for the circus business if it happens that the
ent religious plans fall thru L. ID. -. 49,. +.
The. Australians brought with them cage of the most
beautiful birds the section and happy average
struck in the ideousnes and precocy of the monkey
that holds the center of interest with the children
the colony Another contingent Of Australians is due and
with them are billed few kangaroos and osrches
The sacred ZOO, is constituted contains be-
sides the monkey gaud umaged birds of paradise
too parrots Australian and collection of smaller
song birds In addition to this is billy goat Belgian hares
and sheep and hoped to add good specimen
dancing bear, deer and some
Work the Greater City Of David has commenced. A
temple of four stories is to be erected with dwell
ings and storehouse Benton Harbor wonders where Mary
and Benjamin get their money but it is noticed the
rhno needed that Benjamin is able to dig from
where his clothes It is suspected that the faithful
other parts of the world sending their money to Law
the foundations Of the Greater City of David.
At any rate Benjamin 'trol'' present is fyng roll
for he is making the money fly at rapid rate
WAnt~the Market Affords.