Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-02-25


Chas w. Jewell and Martha Hup-
enbecker; both of Fennimore.
Mrs. Falcon Woodhouse of
Lawton, o. T., is visiting at the
home of her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
G. III. Nye.
DO. not forget The colonial
supper att the Forester's hall to-
night. An old-time colonial well
come to all.
The two most beautiful things
in the world are pretty girls and
roses, while the two most forlorn
looking creatures in the world are
bachelors and homeless dogs.
"A woman was divorced from a
man named Beard few days ago
and an observing state editor de-
clares it is the first time he ever
heard of woman getting shave.
The trains are running quite
regularly again and it is hoped that
the delayed freight for this end of
the line will soon be taken care of
and hauled to it's proper destina-
ton.
The Sunshine club of Calanthe
temple, Rathbone Sisters, will give
a ten cent social at K. P. hall
Wednesday night, March list, at 8
O'Clock. Cards and other games.
Everybody invited,
Everyone of the rs chapters Of
Royal Arch Masons in the state
were represented at the annual con-
vocation held at Milwaukee this
week, and it was the most successful
session OF that body ever had.
"A number of prominent farmers
in this locality read with interest
the Herald's beet sugar article and
favor the movement for factory,
promising support. Now let men
with capital and influence take the
matter up.
Another case of scarlet fever
was discovered this week. All
Gardeners little girl is laid up with
the disease. The sickness seems to
have spread in all parts of town as
eases are to be found in the differ
emf sections.
Mrs. T. F. Orto1 has gained
great reputation among the hobo
fraternity for sausage rolls. A nice
batch of these dainty morsels pre-
pared for Frank to take back with
him to Madison was confiscated the
other day by one of the wanderers
in her absence from the kitchen.
AT the colonial supper to be
given by the Ladies of the G.. A. R.
tonight quartette of colonial danes
will render some of the ld-time
songs while guests are being served.
Supper begins at and will continue
until all are served. EVERYBODY in
vlted. Tickets 25 cents; children Is
cents.
The postoffice department at
Washington has issued an amend
ment to the ruling in regard to the
sending of PISTOLS and guns through
the mails, and hereafter the post
office employees will not be COM
PEELED to take apart weapons of this
nature they are offered for trans
initial A parcel may be inspected
at the Office at the place of mailing
to insure safety.
This T is to announce that the
weather in this 2 this winter has
been without since the morning
= sang together; in consequence
of which SIS are scarce in this
Office. and we are lobliged ~ this
opportunity of urging our sub
scribers to R6s@ in what they 0, as
we dislike TO stand around With a T
in Beg to keep our creditors from
taking our personal effects. Do U
c.?
The rose that smells the sweet
est is the first of all to fade; the boy
who runs the fieetest is the one of
soonest jade. The brightest of the
evening has the gloomiest Of dawns;
the man who buys the biggest yards
must cut the biggest lawns. The ap-
pie that is the largest has the fattest
worm of all; the fellow who gets
along in life is always full of gall.
The soup that looks the cleanest is
the first to show the flies; the fellow
who would sell the goods must pay
to advertise. The hen that lays the
biggest egg will be the first to set,
and things we always banker for