The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17

r HE Manchester IN. H. Union has column written by
the cold Man. Sometimes it runs something like

# HE Manchester IN. H. Union has column written by
l the cold Man. Sometimes it runs something like
"Ill never forget the first girl ever kissed. It
was years ago. had called her, and she
divnely sweet. She accompanied to the front
door, and as she stood there hand on the door
and lamp in the other hand, hesitated. Should !
kiss her9 was afraid. Then courage came for
men and stepped up and lightly kissed her and fed.
her now, standing there in the doorway, the
light of the lamp shining her upturned features,
her eyes half closed Her sweet, white face was like
that of Madonna in a circle Of gold'
That to be way of those old scoundres used
carry on! Us young folks today blush for em Yet it
always safe do that had brother who tried
it She athletic girl with rosy cheeks and we'll
developed muscles due to acting motor at the upper end
Of the broom and relieving mother at the washtub
derstand they used to do that once-long ago.
WE'LL little brother up and kissed her just they
parting at the gate.
Biff! +
Little brother said she slapped him right the
quicker than KITTEN before he knew it coming and
could pick it up and field it in. Little brother eight
stars and nebula for she muscular girl. Then
she said:
'You do that again, will ye when I'm not looking! -
asked him if he took the advice and he said he did inside
Of fifteen minutes They don't anything hostile when
they slap YOU When they really mad they don't slap
The tulips in garden struck work last week owing to
the chill, but have fine bed Of Christmas
ing up
Parsifa ragged violently in Detroit, Mich, the other
week. and depressing to the Detroit Journal to notice
Of the towns juvenile dramatic critics out
Of patience with Richard Wagner and his art Not having
caught the idea that Herr Wagner trying in his feeble
way express the affair these critics long
and too involved And what worse he music couldn't
be whistled!' When Annie Rooney intellect finds itself
up against the Pasfa de the of naequacy and of
moving about in worlds not realized is to into
expression.
Tomorrow night at the Casino rink has been aside
Printer Mans Night and the boys expected the
floor with their forms locked tight that they cannot be
Pied matter if they dropped heavily on the stone
The question of what to wear has been mooed but
there general feeling that full dress hardly the thing,
tho every printer stands willing to sacrifice himself to the
conventions Charles E. Hall Of the Chronicle has tried full
dress rollers the floor Of his basement but
something in doubt He reports that the tails Of the coat
have tendency to in the breeze and stand straight
out like the union jack stiff wind. He intends to
coat Of simple construction but paid for, goingaway
pantaoons with shoesrng neckte and glad smile
When Brother Knots Of the Wahoeton Times, who has
been much impressed with Roosevelts ories went to work
Monday morning he treading air about and
half above the sidewalk. The Wahpeton Globe says
The stork visited the home of Brother Knots Of
the Wahpeton Times Sunday night leaving in his
two beauties, boy and girl.
It is understood that Of Brother Knotts' friends
have applied for Carnegie hero medal for him and that he
does not take kindly to this form Of humor
The Fargo Forum tells Of man living Fargos south
side who has solved the hen problem This a
gardener but what planting he did the neighbors' hens
usually lifted from the soil with their hind legs and up
Annoyed thus furnishing for hens gratis he set
work to think up scheme At printing office he had
some cards printed follows:
Please keep at home.
Mr. Jones don't want scratching in ~
his garden any =:
He tied the cards to pieces Of string the end Of which
were fastened grains Of The chickens
fall into the trap and when they home that evening
carried card with this excellent advice engraved it,
The neighbours hencoop mended before night had
wrapped her sable robes about the backyard.
"A. j. r.