The Minneapolis journal., 1905-05-05
With tie Long B0W.
Eye rature's walks, shoot folly as it flies. y

The ssRural Route Notes. in the Story City Qowa)
Herald show that the carrier life is good deal OF grand
sweet song:
The mail carrier took dinner with MI. and
Mrs. Isenlofr Tuesday
Last Wednesday the mail carrier took din
ner with Mr.. and Mrs. Abrahamson Of Mackey.
Last week drove down to -&anly Jacobs
with a registered letter and we stay~1 for dim
We are under obligations to A. c. Frandson.
He presented with load of hay:
The Fargo Forum tells how good humor restored in
Of the public schools the other day by the impatient
speech of the teacher. ~a'
The Young woman charge Of the class had be-
come exasperated the last degree by the mischevous
tricks of of the boys She at the point where
Mysteries to be safely predicted relief did not
up from her book and of the largest
girls the class crouched in ungainy attitude her
desk Her feet stretched into the aisle and worst
of ALL she chewing gum. 1t the last straw The
teacher sprang to her feet and snapped out:
'fMarie, sit up Take that out of your mouth and
put your in The shout of laughter from the pupils
cleared the atmosphere and the rest Of the session
Of the pleasantest of the term.
Paderewski is in Boston suffering from "myaga Of the
muscles Of the neck and the right scapular region The
pianist going somewhere to hand out the piano few
shorarm o when his special train, neglecng to the
soft pedal went into the ditch.
Dear Beatrice Fairfax is telling the eastern girls ''Why
Men Don't Marry In addition signing the article which
peruSed with much pleasure, Beatrice has hef
fair face printed connection with it. Bearices
is ow-necked and string of beads reposes chamingy
against that SLENDER snowpink neck This would to
settle the question raised in this city at time to
whether Col Ralph Wheelock the Fairfaxiana. The
colonel does beads COL Wheelock denied
the authorship, tho brochure printed in London entitled
''Study of Evidences Tending Towards the Wheeockan
Authorship of Fairfaxiana.' This conjecture gen
orally secuted in literary circles
Neither quite clear that Beatrice is syndicate
tho advice the loveorn appear spontaneously
in papers all of the United States. Beatrice too
human to be syndicate
Passing the question of authorship, let look into
Beatrices article. She says:
Oh girls there's comparison between the
lonely spnster and the happy married
There is open to women that comes
within thousand miles of being happily
ried.
This just Fairfax stands These things
being so, why '@NLss'' Fairfax? Why the Miss? We felt
at first Beatrice had neglected little
that place in the position of the fly gazing longngly
upon the sticky fypaper Of marmony. That she had not
felt with the poetess:
Were but his own wife, to guard and to guide him,
So faint and tender his heart would but hear
I'd pull the wild blossoms from valley and highland
And there at his feet would lay them all down,
Etc, etc. -. .~-~.
Yet Beatrice has not neglected these w]es apparently
if she writes from the heart. She says:
Make yourselves so attractive that even the
most hardened old bachelors will succumb
your wes
There is not Of them so hardened but
that he has vulnerable spot Perhaps
you can find it.
But she must guard against becoming too
se1f-suffcent or she will frighten the away.
And as the modern rather timid
In regard to matrimony that would do.
No, indeed never! He should be handled with more
tact than that But let Beatrice pesevere Let her dream
in maiden meditation that
a by his dwellng-Id tend the treasure
m Whe come
There harp in his hall would wake it's sweet measure
For he must have music to brighten his home.
Were but his wife, to guide and to guard him.
'Ts little Of should fall my dear;
For every kind glance whole life would award him,
In sickness I'd soothe and in sadness ia cheer.
My heart is fount yelling upward forever! .-..:
When think of my true love by night by day,
That heart keeps it's faith like fowing river
Which gushes forever and sings it's way
thoughts full of peace for his soul to repoe in,
We're I but his wife, to win and to
sweet if the night of misfortune closing
To rise like the morning STAR darling, for you!
And so, nil desperandum, the orator
have it. "A j. R.
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