The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-11-05

one OF the clubs which cuts no figure
In the Sunday club column has been
the scene for the past few weeks of "A
great deal of fun. II seems that dur
ing the absence from the city of a well
known member Of uncertain age but
certain bachelorhOOd another of the
same general description found an al
Turing matrimonial advertisement in an
eastern paper. The candidate for the
heart and hand of IAN educated gem
tlcman" stated that she was about
right in the matter Of money and was
AZ the period said 30 be correct in the
age of W0mau-about 80. The little
line or two embodyinE the Information
looked too good 10 pass. and carefully
initiating a vertical hand Ito which he
Is antagOnlstiCl Bachelor No. decided
tu ar"l for the job on behalf of Bach
elor No, ], who was not there 10 take
his part.
The letter setting forth al the good
points of No. / was written and duly
dispatched. and the business trip OF
Bachelor No. ! lasted so long that an
answer from the fair one lay at hand
the very day Of his return. The letter
had asked for a certain specific infor-
nation. including a photograph and a
few personal items as TO temper. speed
and general desirdbiiity.
When Bachelor No. l was prepared
10 open his mail q few friends, who
We're so glad to see him back that they
could not bear TO have him out of their
sight, zeatcd themselves in his pres
ence AND awaited development The
scene was in the reading room.
'Go ahead. old chap, and open your
letters Wen excuse YOU" was the
general tone of their advice.
Selecting the unfamiliar looking epts-
tle which promised something on ac-
count OF it's fairness, Bachelor No. l IN
serted his penknife. and before his as
tonished eyes there tell out a photo
graph. This was enough, The cruel
pack bounced on the biz OF pasteboard
like wolves.
''Who's your friend. old boy?"
You forget to tell us"
Lets hear the rest
The rest only complicated matters.
The letter stated that she would en-
dcaVor to reply to each question sep
. arately, "as per request Poor No. l
retired that night with feelings rather
lacerated. but the last step has NOT yet
been taken. Bachelor No. 1 has sent
To the fair ous asking Tor a return OF
the original letter. and if she sends II
there may be "a chapter for Bachelor
No. >.
The clcVercst character represented
that taken by Miss Bonnie Miller at
Rowland Han last Tuesday evening.
The character chosen was Sis Hopkins.
and the stage representation of Mabel
Hite was not one Whit ahead of Bon
MES. The tight braids wired to the
part, the little dinky hat set on top
and the fun dress extending in pantel-
cites to the floor, were too much Cor
The committee. and the little maiden
won the prize.
There was one Halloween party last
Tuesday night which lasted till the
Sonoks and khosts were all depart ed.
Prior 20 the departure of the live gob-
Inns. however, there Was a cake cut,
and the girls are holding a few iudig-
nation meetings OYER The outcome. They
complain that Fortune was Partial in
giving u the fair maiden who already
has many hearts in her Keeping the
tiny heart which was buried i'm the
cake
New frocks galore are 10 he dedi-
Gated at the charity ball The affair is
20 be made the real opening Of the
winter season. and although the list il
large it's good. and it's all for the cause
that -'suffereth long and is kind"
How did YOU come TO meet Miss
Passeyr"
"Oh. did not meet her; she followed
me"
\ party Interested in the sweet
things of life viii leave this morning
for the Lchi SUGAR works in q motor
car. returning this evening.
DOHL BARET.