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The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
NERVES AND BEAUTY.
Plenty of Fresh Air and Some Inter esting Work Should Preserve
 Ones Youth and Health.

The nervous woman, heaven pity her. She makes herself and every body around her perfectly miserable. Sometimes there's a cause for the nervousness, and then she's to be pitied. and sometimes it's just a habit one gets into of being unreason- able and fussy. and generally looking on the blue side of everything.
 When the nervous system gets out of order the whole system lags in sympathy. The digestive system. the liver and the heart all refuse to do their work.A Every nervous woman should eat five or six times a day. She should eat three meals, have lunch between meals, and never omit the warm drink taken just before she goes to bed. Gentle exercise and work are as necessary to the woman with nerves as food and fresh air An active interest in life will be her sal vation. but generally the woman in such a condition thinks she isn't in. terested in a thing in life. so she must keep at work until she develops an in terest.
 A celebrated physician has said If you wish never to be nervous live with reason, have a purpose in life and work for it; play joyously. strive not for the unattainable, be not an noyed by trifles, aim 10 attain neither great knowledge nor great riches, be not self-centered. but love the good and thy neighbor as myself. A eel ebrated and charming actress. whose age it would be rude to chronicle. but who still looks quite young, though she is a grandmother. gives the fol | lowing prescription for the preserva tion of youth and beauty; You must work until you are tired, sleep unti you are rested, have plenty of fresh air. live in cool rooms. take a dail. sponge bath and eat the simplest 1 food
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
BEAUTY NOTES.

Did you ever try the little mental science trick of walking along with a scintillating star upon your chest and an imaginary basket of eggs upon your head? l know of no better plan to acquire perfect poise than this.
 Merely fancy that the star is upon the middle of your chest, and you will find yourself carrying your shoulders like a military man; with head we'll erect and chest high.
 When you are about to sit down, don't go all in a heap in a chair. but simply fancy that you have basket of eggs upon your head. and you will find yourself sinking gently and grace fully into your seat. The same mental science will work wonders in the mat ter of going upstairs.
 One cannot bend forward, or rush upstairs, etc. as so many women do. with a basket of eggs upon one s head.
 There is more in grace of movement than many suppose.
 Only water that has been boiled and cooled should be used for the face. unless one is fortunate enough to ob- tain rain7water. Either will give a soft, velvety feel to the skin.
 Nervous W, men should sleep eight hours at night and one hour during the day.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
STYLES FOR STOUT WOMAN
Should Not Only Avoid Large Fig ured Materials, But Also Tight
 Fitting Tailor-Made Apparel.

The woman who is stout must not be tempted to wear large-figured lawns. muslins, silks. etc; nor should she wear plaids; while tailor.made, tight-ftting garments must not be thought of, nor unlined blouses, which but reveal and accentuate her super generous proportions.
 There are, however, some stout forms so perfectly proportioned-the adiposity so evenly distributed-as not to give the impression of too. too solid flesh" and the woman who really is perfectly proportioned can certainly wear tailor-made garments. bearing in mind to have all lines and trimmings placed lengthways.
 As a rule the increase of flesh does not spread evenly or proportionately over the entire body, but settles around the hips and abdomen, giving the appearance of high waist and short front from neck to waist
 The straightforward corset is a boon to the stout woman, for although it increases the waist size. it reduces
 
 waist and round the hips. and insures a much more graceful form and car riage than the ordinary corset.
 The stout woman must give atten- tion to her underwear, as well as her outer attire. and she should wear com. binations of fine-woyen material; a silk and wool mixture wears well.
 The straight-fronted corset should be put cn thus: Loosen the lace. so that the corsets can be fastened easily when on the figure; pull them down gently until they rest snugly in the waist. and be sure to pull them well down the corset, and pull up the su- pertiHous flesh of the abdomen to above the waist-line. keeping the cor sets we'll down. and, when they are act as a belt or support below the waist. and the actual fatty flesh, be- ing raised above the waist. is now resting snugly in the corset, leaving below the waist flat and thoroughly supported. Draw the lace well in from waist downWards: but above the waist leave the corset easy: never mind the increase of size there; vou will not only look better figure when dressed, but you will be able to breathe freely, and not invite indiges. tion.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
Ba by's Nose.

A baby's aose is a good deal like piece of putty and can be changed and nodded according to the wishes of the mother or nurse. nice straight lit- tie nose can be made out of the most pronounced pug by means of little pressure several times a day Smooth from top to tip and smooth very gent ly. Outstanding ears can be corrected by making little cap of tapes and ty- ing about the ohild's head during sleep. child should shed it's first teeth at about the seventh or eighth year. It is never too early to take care of the baby teeth and all smah children should be taught to brush the teeth anight and morning The beauty of the second teeth depends very much upon tae careethat. is giyenzthe first set.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
lNrs GbaS EBrovz

Mrs Chester Curry, Leader of the Ladies' Symphony Orchestra, 42 Sara toga Street, East Boston, Mass. writes: Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
 " For eight years was troubled with e1- treme nervousness and hysteria, brought on by irregularities. l could neither enjoy life nor sleep nights; 1 was very irritable, nervous and Respondent
 "Iydiia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound was recommended and proved to be the only remedy that helped me. 1 have daily improved in health until | am now strong and we'll, and all nervousness has disap- peared.n
 Mrs. Charles F. Brown, Vice-Presi. dent of the Mothers Club, 21 Cedar Terrace. Hot Springs. Ark, writes: Dear Mrs. Pinkham;-
 I dragged through nine years of miserable existence, worn out with pain and nervou g. ness, until it seemed as though 1 should fly. then noticed statement of a woman trou- bled as 1 was, and the wonderful results she derived from Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, decided to try it. did so, and at the end of three months l was different woman. My nervousness was all gone, was no longer irritable and my husband fell in love with me all over again"
 Women should remember that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the medicine that holds the record for the greatest number of actual cures of female ills, and take no substitute.
 Free Advice to Women.
 Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, invites all sick women to write to her for advice. Mrs. Pinkham's vast experience with female troubles enables her to tell you just what is best for you, and she will charge you nothing for her advice
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
THE FASHIONABLE FORM.
My Lady Can Do Good Deal to Ac- commodate Her Figure to the
 Approved One of the Day.
This car has a

'To be model these days you must have certain measurements, and they are difficult to get. A model, you know, can change her shape. It is cas- fly done and can be accomplished in from ten days to two months, declares Mime. Darcy.
 Imagine how difficult and even inn possible the domestic woman would thlnk the task. Yet a profession aal model changes her figure without thought of it's strenuousness. How much shall I measure around the waist?' she asks. Then she says: Is my waist long enough and are my hips right?' If she is told that they are not, she goes home to make them right.
 ITO make herself longer waisted. and nearly every woman is little short in the waist line, she takes her self literally in hand. She buys cor
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

set that fits her figure, yet which IS the r4ght shape. There is everything in getting the right kind of a corsef. The professional model experiments until she procures that which suits her. Then she sticks to it. She gets the corset that looks best on her and feels best.
 Her next duty is to lower her waist line, She pulls down her corset as far as she can and yet feel comfortable. Then she presses it down upon the hips. All day long she keeps pressing down her corset a little, using both hands upon the hips. The gesture is common to all professional models. There are none who have not praetieea it.
 Meanwhile. the model. if she be of the thoroughly modern type, is trying deep breathing. She gets up on the stroke of five and gets out where the air is clear and pure. Then she does her deep breathing exercises. They lower the waist as will nothing else in all the wide, wide world.
 The model tries to find place where she will be secure from obser- Nation. Then she stands erect. both heels tapping, and with her arms wide open she saws the air. The gesture IS the embracing one You open your arms wide as though you were gong to take in the whole world Then you bring them together in hug as though the world were in your em- brace. It is something like the exer- else taken by huckster upon a cold day It is the chest-beating movement which restores the circulation.
 The professional model. while her arms are outstretched. will take the deepest breath of her life. Then as she brings her arms together she wllr gradually inhale and exhale rapidly so as to give her lungs a deal of quick. vigorous work to do. This idea of in halinS slowly is both painful and If foult You bring too much strain upon the valves of your heart
 'The model does this for 15 minutes which is long stunt. Then she pusnes down her waist line, stands erect and walks home. This course of morning breathing in the park or in the open anywhere will lower the waist line perceptibly in a week s time
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
ITrJ. 2besiee2

A nervous, irritable mother, often on the verge of mysteries. Is unit to care for children it ruins child's disposi- ton and reacts upon herself. The trouble between children and their mothers too often is due to the fact that the mother has some female weak ness, and she is entirely unfit to bear the strain upon her nerves that govern ing children involves; it is impossible for her to do anything calmly.
 The ills of women act like firebrand upon the nerves, consequently nine tenths of the nervous prostration. ner- vous despondency. "the blues.' sleep lessness, and nervous irritability of women arise from some Arrangement of the female organism.
 Do you experience fits of depression with restlessness, alternating with extreme durability? Are your spirits easily affected, so that one minute you laugh, and the next minute you feel like crying?
 Do you feel something like ball ris- ing in your throat and threatening to choke you; all the senses perverted, morbidly sensitive to light and sound 1; pain in the ovaries, and especially between the shoulders bearing down pains; nervous dyspepsia, and almost continually cross and snappy?
 If so, your nerves are in a shattered condition, and you are threatened with nervous prostration.
 Proof is monumental that nothing in the world is better for nervous prostra- ton than Lydia E. Pinkham's Yege- table Compound; thousands and thou sands of women testify to this fact.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
SMITH NEVER DESERVED.
Was Always Agreeable No Matter How Tall the Story Re
 lated to Kim.

See Shaw and senator Tom" Car tel. O, Montana. wcre swapping storles, says the Brooklyn Eagle. when the secretary ot the treasury told good one about man out in an Iowa town who was never known to disagree with statement ef another no matter now improbable 1t might be
 One day | group of fellows deter mined to scc if they couldn't get Smith I'll call hm smith sad See Shaw. to express dissenting opinion. So when Smith came alaag one of the boys said:
 - had nest remarkable experience the other day Smith As l waa coming mo town through thc hil1S wonder | saw a buffalo up a tlee eating grapes, so shot blm. D.d you ever see buffalo up d tree. Smith
 ""Weil, | can't say that have, re turned smith. regretfuty.
 What persisted the story-tea- never saw a buffalo up a tree eating grapes:
 Well. no. never saw a buffalo up d tree, but sad Smith brighteuing up. I know they are very fond of grapes. :"
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
GOOD BLOOD FOR BAD
Rheumatism and Other Blood Dis eases are Cured by Or. WI..iams'
 Pink Pills.

''In the lead mines was at work on my knees with my elbows pressed against rock walls. in dampness and extremes of cold said MT J. c Meukel, of 2975 Jackson avenue, Dubuque, Iowa, i'll de- scribng his experience to reporter, " and 1t Is not surprising that I con- tracted rheumatism For three years 1 had attacks affecting the joints of my ankles knees and elbows. My ankles and knees became so swollen 1 could scarcely walk on uneven ground and little pressure from a stone under my feet would cause me so much pain that l would nearly sink down. 1 was often obliged to lie in bed for several days at time. My friends who were similarly troubled Were getting no relief from doctors and did not feel encouraged to throw money away for nothing. By chance I read the story of Robert Yates. of the Klauer Manufacturing Co.,, of Dubuque, who had a very bad case of rheumatism. I decided to try Dr. Will hams' Pink Pills for Pale People, the remedy he had used. In three or four weeks after beginning to use the pills, l was much better and i'll three months l was well The swelling of tho joints and the tenderness disappeared, could work steadily and for eight years l have had no return of the trouble. My whole family believe i'll Dr. Williams Pink Pills Both my sons use them. We consider them household remedy that We are sure about.
 What Dr. Williams Pink Pills did for Mir. Meukel they are doing for hundreds of others Every dose sends galloping through the veins. pure, strong, rich, red blood that strikes straight at the cause of all i'll health The new blood restores regularity, and braces all the organs for their special tasks. Get the genuine Dr. Williams Pink Pills at your druggists or direct from the Dr. Williams Medi- cine Co.,, Schenectady, NY.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
XELGTED OF RACES,

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The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
' 9T POWER.
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The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
CUTiCURA PILLS
For Cooling and Cleansing the Blood in Torturing, Disfguring Eumors
 -6O Chocolate Pills 25c.

Cuticura Resolvent Pills lchocolate coatedl are the product of twenty-five years practical laboratory experience m the preparation of remedies for the treatment of humors of the skin, scalp and blood. with loss of hair, and are confidently be heved to be superior to all other hlcod purifiers, however expensive Complete external and internal treatment fer every humor may now be had for Sl o0 con sistne of Cutieura Soap to cleanse tue skin. Cuticura Ointment to heal the skin; and Cuticura Resolvent Pills to cool and cleanse the blood. A single set is ottcn sufficient to cure.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
Could Get No Rest

.Freeborn, Minn., Sept 18th J>pecial).- Mir. k. |. Coward, d well-known man here, ls rejoicing in the reliet from suffer ing Ee had obtained through us.ug Doed : kidney Pills. His experenee k wea worth repeating, as t sheuld point ,he road to health to many another .n a similar condition.
 = T had an aggravating case of Kidney Trouble. says Mir Coward. that gave me no rest day or night but u-luc a few boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills pu; Gcw life in me, and l feel like d new man
 am happy to state l have received great and wonderful benefit from Dodd !, kidney Pills. l would heartily Iecom- mend all sufferers from Kidney Trouble to give Dodd.s Kidney Pills far trial. as 1 haYz. every reason to believe it would never be regretted
 Dodd's Kidney Pills make you feel Ike new man or woman. because they cure the kidneys. Cured kidneys mean pure blood, and pure blood means bounding health and energy in every part of the body.
 
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The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
Clerical Cata strophe.

Addemup, who had taken day off to attend the bookkeepers' picnic, was dis playing his ability by climbing a tree. He fell in such way that his feet caught in q fork of tree and there he hung head downward ten feet from the ground Help me down." he exclaimed. m a voice of agony. flor heavens sake, My fountain pen IS leaking g!"-San Francisco News Letter
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
Sorry Now He Spoke.

Tn. Departing Guest (after paying his bill. sareasticallyl-I sincerely hope your consclcnce won't trouble you
 The Summer Hotel Proprietor lhlandlv) Don't worry. sir: We don't care how you get the money, Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
EXtraya gant Esau,

'T tell you what grumhled the Pessl- mist waiter. people aint giyin tips like they used to in the old days.
 That's right. replied the funny vat CT: "thnk of Esau who gave his birth right for a mess of pottage. Philadel- phia Ledger
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
Made to Order.

A small girl was taken violently i'll from an over indulgence in unripc fruit Her mother telephoned for the nearest doctor whose telephone number proved to be sur prisingly appropriate to the occasion = Eight -one-two-G Green @Lippncolt
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
Alrea dY Proved.

"Is the prosoner going to plead insan- ity as his defensez" asked the judge
 Judging from his selection of counsel, whispered harfister. whe had failed to get the brief. 'I should say he Was - Stray Stories.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

People taint themselves for money. but the money isn't tainted Even If It were t would take of the taint to ap- ply 1t to q good purpose Brooklyn Eagle.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

A good many unhappy homes are caused by people absenting themselvts to i'll lee ture dates and tell why home is not as happy IS 1t should be.-Chicago Tribune
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
The w Wedding.

Stella-Did she marry the count witt her eyes open?
 BelIa-No; only her purse-N. \. Sun.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
Interesting to Students.

The schools and colleges will soon open for the fall term and there will be many self-reliant young men and women who will be looking for a good way to earn their expenses. The Four-Tracl News. the great illustrated monthly mag azrne of travel and education. appeals to intelligent readers and students will find it easy to secure subscriptions for it. The terms to persons soliciting subscriptions are extremely liberal and offer very generous margin of profit. It will pay any 6ne interested to write to the pub, fisher George H Daniels. East 42nd Street New York, for full particulars.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

Soon the sweet odor of dying leaves and the aroma of the furs that have been moth halled all summer will tell us too surely that autumn IS al hand.-lndian- apols News
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

The theory that the scarcity of serv- ant girls Is due to their all hdeing be- come novel writers probably orlginatel with some one who was trying to account for the quality ot current teton: kansas City Journal.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

Advertising our affections only increase, their elrculation.-Ch Chicago Tribune
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

Yellow clothes are unsightly. Keep them white with Red Gross Ball Blue. All groters sell large ? oz. package, , cents.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

A practical politician IS one who can induce the other man to put up the ex- penses of the campaign Jour nal
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

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The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an nfalll- ble medicine for coughs and cods.-N. w. Samuel Ocean Grove, x. J., Feb. r., 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

If you use Ball Blue get Red Cross Ball Blue, the best Ball Blue. Large oz. package only ) cents.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

It k usually the man who doesn't know the secret of success who IS wiling to im- part It to others. Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21

Never marry for money unless you cant get II any other way.
The Monticellonian., 1905-09-21
ME BRYANT FACTS
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