New-York tribune., 1905-08-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Birmingham (AIa) is thirty-fve years old, and
The News" of that town, celebrated Brmng-
hams birthday by issuing forty page newspaper
full of information regarding the thriving town.
The News" says its city needs ten thousand
sober, law abiding industrious workngmen-"
TINES CHANGES.
What changes Time keeps ringing IN!
That which was virtue yesterday
And words that proper may
Within Il little while be things
a gentleman would blush to say.
The Muscovite. before he learned
Ills foemans strength and skill and grit,
Asked blandIy. as the fuses burned:
The Muscovite now comes to ask
What will you take, kind sir. quit?'
Chicago Record-Herald.
Kansas is proud of its corn crop. New stories
printed in the state papers daily show it's
wonders Here is a little fable from a Kansas City
paper: Il never would have believed that Kansas
was 80 heavily timbered," said an fastener who
riding through the State on a Santa Fe train
the other day. Guess you ali bcttah look agin
boss, said the porter ne glanced out of the win
dow. That's Gavin. an you alTs got about a hun
dred miles of it to go through
Where They ExceI.-ConIey-The tell me that
ivry wan av thin Iapsks do De thrsined athletes.
Kerrigan-Well, think that even til RoOshians
(Puck Wt Eek '''' 'rii' Ter An0"' no" put IN snot
Purdue University, in Indiana, is up to date. It
offers course in autonobiIing B. A. Bachelor of
Automobiles. should prove popular degree.
RCsENs REASON
GDaron Posen, the Fl ssian Peace Commission 4,
provoked being followed about by army OF camera
fends--t Current news.l
I'm weary be-sxy Of the crowd of carnerfsts
That never, never day or night. from vigilance de-
I've had myself snapshottedoT and kodakizedovitcb
Until fear I'll Overcrowd my small historic niche
cant step our to take stroll to stretch my tired
But hosts Of shutters swift clicked by squeez-
I cart lift up my hat to greet comrade or a
friend
Put some, eonfounded camerist has caught my
graceful bend.
At night I put out the light to tumble into he'd
\ hashlisnt ! an in my room explodes-rm frightened
Then in some sheet day III read with anger's
Above is Baron Rosen as we caught him dis
I cannot frown or yawn stretch cannot speak
Rut-ellek! 4 cut with caption you can read at
And even now-to me It's sad; twill make the pub
s. rag win shrek of this my mood set forth
en- Photograph
The vampire throng that never from it's vigilance
I'm tired of 'Rosen's eyebrows'': of Herr Ro.en's
whiskered chin:
OF 'Rosen as this picture shows has hair that's
OF "Rosens hand is hairy. as this photograph de-
OF e these are lips OF Rosen, who for peace or
I can't step out to take stroll and stretch nv
languid legs
But hosts Of shutters quick clicked by squeez-
-(Chicago Record Herald.
1t costs money to be gentleman farmer. Bos-
ton man who has an estate in Maine keeps a fine
herd of Jersey cows. He had party of city
friends at dinner recently. At the table he said
TO them: Gentlemen. there is champagne and
there is Jersey milk: you take your choice:
they cost Just the same"
The Editor Of The Asora Gowa Courier
writes with enthusiasm the morning after
Thus:
We were at the semi-centennal az AigDna. We
went early on Wednesday morning and did not
start for home until Friday morning We put in
two fun days. and the major portion OF nights
celebrating. We registered. ate barbecued steer
we listened to all OF the addresses. saw and heard
tho melodeon that has done service for forty-eight
years. We saw the cornerstone laid, hobnobbei
with Tom sherman. Frank Weirler and George G.
Call lquored up! Say. we had the zoi darndest
best time OF our life ANY golden jubifees from
now on that eseapes Is will be dandies.