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Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Castro has taken 1t back again
Castro and Abdul Hamid are the bos
bluff-retractors of the age.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16
HIERALD'S PATTERNS

Different patterns every day. UD-to-
dBte styles.
Special Notice-These patterns can be
delivered by mail within three days
nfter the order IL received by The
Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Egypt has now adopted penny post
age. Write now to your friends along
the Nile; it's cheap.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16
HERALD'S NEW MAGAZINE
TO APPEAR NEXT SUNDAY

The Herald glad to announce that beginning with the coming sun
i
ment This will consist of eight fun interesting
activity The best available, both
In attention than will be devoted the
of
exclusively children This will consist of eight
children delight
children will
children
contains
chidrens
the Chins Maga
anything that would appeal the best
will the problem the
avoiding often depoable
minaln In he
this feature of its Cdrens
the
thorough -,-
special
largely Christmas nature boh
a
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Boss odell Of New York claimed that
Il. II. Hartman acquired political in
huence through him. Mr.. Hartman
says Boss odel acquired his power
through Hartman In other words,
they stood in together.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

The Igorrotes have come to town.
Chain up your pug and poodle.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Don't worry; the California cold
water belt doesn't extend soutl. of
PIT. Conception. And it doesn't have
anything to do with prohibition, at
that.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

The steamer Orion reports the cap
ture of thirteen whales. but even that
number didn't prove a Jonah among
them.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

A New York man paid $SS,O00 for
seat on the stock exchange. Must be
hard to lose money in New York when
1t costs that for the privilege.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16
Pi-LineS and Pick-UpS
Here's HopIn'

McGreedy was tho first to go,
Ills grip was tight; he let loose slow.
IL hurt him much to quit tho pelf,
But-"Good bye, Mac; take keer o yr
selfw
Now Perkins says he quits tho game;
He hung on longer. Just tho same,
His hold has slipped; he's off tho shelf,
SO: Good bye, PerlS; take keer O. y'r
self"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16
Good Climate for sunfIowers


The formerly of Kansas colony at Los
Angeles recently organized q kansas
club. The first meeting was held at
Long Beach and more than 200 old time
Kansans were present.-Kansas City
journal
Mr.. Rhubarb-shall 1 catch on in
New York,
MIR. Lemon-Don't know; but they
will.
We still need law against writing it
"Xmas"
A new novel is called "The Heart of
Lady Anne" Now are due The Lungs
of Lady Lucy" and 1.-THE Liver of
Lady Lois" with the rest of the anat-
omy to follow.
A crawfish was found i'm some milk
inspected in Kansas City. They'll
strain the water hereafter.
Better practice up on writing it
1906" You'll need it soon.
DePhew sees no reason why he
should quit the senate. That's the
reason. "On your way"
Mr.. Prune--Which sex is the braver?
Mrs. Prune-Well one weds as often
as the other does.
The glass workers have come out
against the open shop. They want
windows in theirs.
If Burbank would only invent a
dark-meat-less turkey!
Ontario, Canada, has uncovered a
plumbers combine How slow those
Canucks are
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16
Sorrows of Capt. Fisher

Capt. w. 1. Fisher of Vernon county
is having things happen to him now
adays. The other day a mouse ran up
the captains trousers leg, and in the
afternoon of the same day a snake bit
him ten miles from liquor.-Southwes
Mo) Mail.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

A paper pattern OF this garment can
be obtained by filling in above order
and directing it TO The Herald's pat.
tern department. 1t will be sent post
paid, within three days. on receipt OF
price
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

oh, speed the day when John Mccall
VIII heed the loud and clam'rous CALI
When ho will wake, like Philedelph'-
Then, Goodbye, Mac, take keer o y'r
self"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Governor Hoch of Kansas says the
Standard Oil is robblng people. Has
Governor Hoch been asleep all this
while?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Miss Nellie Ham has become man
ager of the Libertyville, Ind, opera
house. Any connection with other
hams in the perfesh?
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

No, best beloved, the forest pre-
serves are not good to eat.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Lawson promises some great sur
prises in his last "Frenzied Finance"
article. That there will be a last" is
the greatest surprise he could Offer
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Miss Poppy-Does love ever come
after marriage?
Miss Poinsettia-No; not even in the
dictionary.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

Mr.. Rhubarb-Shall 1 catch on in
New York,
Mr.. Lemon-Don't know; but they
will.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-16

We still need law against writing ii
"Xmas."
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
()AIIGHTERS RECEIVE
MANY new MEMBERS
Souvenir Spoon for Sale at Next Con-
gress-Campaign Gossip
Rife.

Five hundred and fifty-two new mem
hars have been received into the Ma
tionaI Society of the Daughters ol tile
American Revolution
The national board at its meeting TINS
morning confirmed the new m nef1pThs FaI,tb
who VIII osrogI De iept ~ the society.
Mrs. sternberg, chairman OF I'm, the @asf snt
and means committee ior toiieiiiS al
Hall. offered her report e,<,
souvenir spoon is eoeErsgs 6eng prePqrhhea qhe o9 9
7tanir yy;li he of gold and silver, the
bowl being in gold onoae6 ana 6eaeREc aem Econtnen tspa
fei Hail The handle viii bear a ike
ness Of Mrs. Charles w FAIRBANKS, aIna he re
tiring president general OF the ofgailiza-
Campaign gossip is rife AN among ndv mems # IS
difficult TO predict what the1outcom W wiil /.
be. The contest, at this time, is appan-
entity among three prominent women
Nrs Donald Mclean, Mrs steTnpeTg'
and Mrs. Lippitt, It is helleVed ina nal Il
within the next few days, matters Will
rake definite shape.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
MRS. WILLIAM F. CLARK
IDENTIFIES PICTURE
Calls on the Snapshot Editor-Money
Still for Four Others.

Mrs William E Clark applied to the
Bureau of Identification of the Snapshot
Department this morning and filed evil
dence to show that her likeness had
been used in last Sundays Times.
While claiming damages for the use
of her photograph, Mrs. Clark pointed
out to the editor that the camera man
had not secured a creditabIe picture
At the time she stepped into the focus,
Mrs. Clark was facing the sun. She was
also examining the slippery pavement to
detect If possible. some area of secure
footing The combination resulted in a
portrait that does not do her justice
and the editor confessed the truth of
the charge.
-Four unknown people are still to be
identified The contest closes at o'clock
this afternoon.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
O. ]. RICKETTS, INDORSED
BY INDUSTRIAL WOMEN

Oscar J. Ricketts,. foreman of print
ing at the Government Printing Office,
who is slated to succeed Public Printer
Palmer. has received the Endorsement
of the Womans Industrial and Patriotic
League. OF its last regular meeting the
league adopted the following resolu-
ton:
''Whereas Public Printer Palmer is
about 10 retire from the public service
because of i'll health; and
''Whereas no more com petent and
capable man could be named to succeed
Mr.. Palmer than Oscar j. Ricketts,. his
assistant, who has been just to ali in
dustriai women since he has filled va
rious offices in the Government Printing
ONCE,
.sResoIved. That the Womans Indus
trial and Patriotic League most heart
ily indorse Oscar ]. Ricketts, for the Of
fIce of Public Printer
II was decided TO send copies of the
resolution to Representatives and Sen
atOrs.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
FRANK ]. CANNON
ACCUSES SMITH
Grave Charges Against Head
of Mormon Church.
MAY RUIN THE 0LIGARcHY
Some of the Apostles and Elders
Threaten to Inaugurate Revolt of
Formidable Dimensions.
MAY RUIN THE 0LIGARCHY

SALT LAKE CITY. Utah. March g.
Former United States Senator Frank J.
Cannon, the elder expelled from the
Mormon Church for writing articles crit
iefsing President Joseph F. Smith. has
fled a written statement declaring that
his charges are true and that Smith
not checked. He denounces Smith as a
and a false prophet.
Cannon is the polygamous son of the
late George H sannon, and has been a
member OF the Mormon Church from his
birth. a few months ago he Joined tie
New American party, of Utah, and has
been editor OF the Salt Lake Tribune.
Charge Of Apostasy.
un-Christiau conduct and apostasy. and
cited in support OF the charge two edi-
torials that appeared in CaIlnon's paper.
In the editorials Cannon charges that
Smith IS encouraging poiygaIny. and
also makes accusations regarding the
handling of church money. He charges
that Smith is trying 10 build up his per-
sonal power at the expense of the
church; that he has violated his agree
ment with the Government that he
compels young women to marry into
poIygany: that he takes the property of
the poor and apDropriates 1t to his own
use, and that he is building UP an alien
monarchy hostile to the principles OF
American government.
Many prominent apostles and leaders
are extremely dissatisfied with Smith 9
Cannon may mark q beginning OF re-
volt of large proper TtI0TlS-
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
PHILLIPS AND0VER MEN
WILL HOLD A SMOKER

Sir Chentung LANG -Cheng, president OF
the Washington Association Of the Alumni
of Phillips Andoyer Academy, has issued
invitations to the members to attend
a smoker to be held at the University
Club on Sixteenth and K streets on
Thursday evening, at half past 8.
This IS the third meeting held this
winter and it IS called to make final ar
rangeInents for the stereopticon exhibi-
ton and reception to Principal Stearns.
which is to be held at the Chinese lega-
ton early in the spring.
George II O'Connor is to be the guest
of the association to lead the singing
and Prof George Z. Raymond has pre-
pared a paper contrasting Andover with
The public schools of Great Britain. All
former students of AndoyeI who may
be in town, whether they are members
of the local association or not, are cor
daily invited to he present.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08

acter. who earned precarious living
from the receptacles after he was nam
Ell, was the first convert made by the
Salvation Army In the United States.
AT the forthcoming celebration there
is to be an exhibition of the methods
by which ash Barrel Jimmy was
saved.
From the original eight who entered
the Sums of this city twenty-five years
ago, the Salvation Army has 1866 active
workers It provides 1900. 900 beds wear
Ior LooT; It's annual income is said to
% pe s-"o,ooo' and In It's three farm colonies
there are nearly 500 persons
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
REMAINS
NOW IN MAUSOLEUM
Tomb of Founder of Smithsonian Institution Brought From
Italy to Become Shrine for Beneficiaries
of His Gift.

day of June, 1929, aged seventy-f1ve
years
Visitors look in upon this through a
barred door and a grille. the latter
formed of the original railing that sur
rounded the tomb q Genoa. The tomb
proper is placed upon handsome
pedestal. which bears the inscription
James Smithson. founder of The
Smithsonian Institution. who died in
Genoa, Italy. June %, 1929. These his
remains were brought to the United
States in 1901. for reinterment in care OF
the institution he founded
The remains were sealed in the new
vault under the supervision of the board
of regents of the institution Since then
the Tn0rtuary chapel has become the
shrine of every pilgrim visitor.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
SaIpQti0n Army VIII
Observe SiIper Jubilee
TWenty-fifth Anniversary OF Founding in
America to Be Celebrated at the End Of
MarCh-plan Big Ceremonies.

NEW YORK. March S.-salvaeion
Army leaders all over the United States
are making plans for the great Jubilee
celebro ton of the twenty fifth annivcr-
sarxs of the army's establishment in
America The last week in march has
been set for the event.
It was during the spring of 1880 that q
little band OF seven women in command
of an officer landed in New York, and
within two days began religious work
among the Toorer classes.
Ash Barrel Jimmy" u street char
The Washington times., 1905-03-08

The remains of James Smithson,
founder of the Smithsonian Institution,
rest in state within the institution he
founded, and every visitor pays tribute
to his memory
The mortuary chapel, located just 10
the lett of the main entrance TO the
building, is now the first thing TO at
tract attention.
The tomb, with its contents, was
brought from Genoa. Italy, and hand
some mausoleum has been erected to
contain it. This bears the following IN
scription:
sacred TO the memory CT James
smithson. member of the Royal Society,
London, who died at Genoa, the Zeth
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
Attractive Musicale,

An unusually interesting program IS
manned for tomorrow evenings musicale
~ aIt'' the New Tea Cup Inn, 1923 II street,
to be given by the, weli-knownI f,sIl .sS New
Nfies Janet Spencer, Edward Barron,
and oscar Gareissen. Besides a pro,
gram of English songs. the new ana AM
Very successful song cyYe, IN faaFy- lr.g-
time, and as this music has charmed
ali its audiences elsewhere. there seems seems ;
little doubt that there is gIeai treat
in store for the Washington pubic
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
NEW YORKER Is REX
OF YEARS MARDl GRAS

NEW ORLEANS, March S.-Carnival
day opened with the skies overcast, and
rain threatened, bnt before the parade
started the sun came out.
The pageant Rex on St. Charles ave-
rue was four hours in traversing its
route The king of the carnival was i'm
personated by David Hennen Morris, of
New York.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
The Grip.

before we can syrnpat thize with
others we must have suffered our
eei,,esi, No one can describe to you
the fseVss Suffering m attending an attack of the
grip, unless you have had the actual
experience There Is probably no dis
mental agony, or which so successfully
defses medical aid. All danger from the
grip, however, may be avoided by the
Remedy Among the tens of thousands
who have used this remedy. not one
case has ever been reported that has
recovered for sale by all druggists,
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
Macalester's First Trip.

The steamer Charles Manchester, after
being thoroughly renovated and over
hauled from stem to stern, VIII lnaugu-
rate inc snring schedule to Mt. Vernon,
nome and tomb of Washington, tomor-
row. The steamer leaves Seventh street
wharf every week day at 10 a. m and
IA u. M, returning due to arrive al
Washington at 40 and 5:I5 D. N. The
delightful sail on the historic Potomac
presents an opportunity to see the Unit
ed States arsenal, Alexandria. Fort
Foote. and the modern Notifications Of
Fort Washington and Fort Hunt. There
is an elegant cafe on board.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
MAN CANNOT ENJ0IN
HIS EX-S0LICiT0R

SPRINGFIELD, Mass, March SIN
junction proceedings cannot be invoked
TO restrain an employe from entering
the services of another and soliciting
business of the former employers pa
irons.
The superior court dissolved such an
tnlunction granted temporarily against
Charles Coriveau. a laundry driver. who
recently hired out to a rival Of his for
Haer employer.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
lNCE FAMILY FOUND
MURDERED IN THEIR BEDS

WHITLEY. Ark. March 8.-The wife
and three children OF Jan1es ince, a
fart,,er were found in bed today, their
heads crushed with an axe
Inee came to town and reported that
his family had been murdered, ana lhat,
az the neighbors would suspect him. ne
desired nr0tection. He was pat IN jail
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
JOHN W.GATES ILL,
HAS ATTACK OF QUINSY

MEXICO CITY. March s.-John w
Gates is at a local hotel seriously I'll
with quinsy. and has abandoned his con-
teTaplated trip into the hot country.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
STUDENTS WILL DEBATE
The WHIPPING POST
Keedhan and Columbian Societies of
George Washington-They Are
Spunky Rivals.

The Needhasn and Columbian debating
societies of the George Washington Uni
yersity Law School will meet IN their
second intec-society debate on Friday
night. At this debate the question of
the whipping post will be discussed.
Great rivalry exists between these
two societies, and the debates between
them have been largely attended by stu
dents and the public. On account of
the agitation of the whipping post ques-
ton in the District of Columbia during
the last session of Congress, when Rep
regentative Adams of Pennsylvania en-
deayored TO force a whipping post upon
the people of Washington, this debate
should be one of the best ever held be-
tween the cIubs
The Washington times., 1905-03-08

Gentlemen il suffered with Eczema
on the hands and face for over year.
1t was not only annoying and painful,
but very unsightly, and l disliked to go
out in the streets. I tried at least a
dozen soaps and salves, which did me
absolutely no good, and became very
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
Three Debates Each Year.

Three debates are held each year. Last
year the Needham Society won two out
Of three contests. The first debate this
year was won by the Columbian Society.
The Columbian Society win argue
from an affirmative standpoint, the
speakers being Messrs. Newnneyer, My
ers, and Rhodes. The negative, defend
ed by the Needham Society will be rep
resented by Messrs. HelIerste1t, Hickox.
and Pbarr. The Judges have not been
selected yet, but will consist of a board
of DISTINGUISHED Washingtonians.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
Didn't See Him Coming.

The black man didn't see him coming
and there was probably a never more
surprised negro than he when he sat
down forciblv in the soft mud.
Nine ponies were offered at auction,
though several others were the centers
of interested groups while their owners
tried to conclude private sales. OF those
driven before the bidders the ruling
prices were between s45 and $50. though
one good-looking hve-year-eld was run
up to $50. and one handsome piepald
.'ninto" excited so much rivalry that the
selling figure was placed at sls5 before
ownership of the animal changed.
The exhibition postponed from yester-
day is promised for the same hoJr today,
rain or shine.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
WILD WEST SHOW SINKS
IN THE MUD OF MARCH
Horses Could Not Run and Cowboy.
Promptly Started a Sale OF
Their Ponies.

A free Wild West show that would
make Buffalo Bills aggregation look like
a plugged Canadian dime, was promised
by Seth BulIock's cowboys preceding
their auction sale of ponies at the Amer
lean League baseball park. Seventh
street and Florida avenue northwest.
yesterday, but the mud was too much
even for cowboys Ankle deep their
horses were in the muck at every step
and fancy riding was an impossibiiity
Even when trying out the nine or ten
ponies offered at auction they would
slip ten to twenty feet. plowing up
the sod along almost the entire front
of the grandstand.
There was a goodiy attendance in the
stands and scattered over the field at
o'clock, but the only stunt tried by any
of the cowpunchers was when ". f.
Mix could no longer restrain his Texas
spirit and roDed a negro
The Washington times., 1905-03-08
WINTER ECZEMA

l trieo doctors medicines, salves,
washes and all kinds of local applica-
tons, treating Eczema OF long standing,
but with only temporary relief. The
itching and, burning from Eczema was
more than I can describe. Many
nights I was unable to sleep on account
of the awful itching. Seeing S. S. S.
The Washington times., 1905-03-08

papers of the performed through the of S. S. S.
and determined to give months trial at least.
pleased state that noticed slight improvement,
sufficient to decide keep it up After the of six
bottles my skin soft and smooth infants This
ago, and have had any trouble since
MISS GENEVA BRIGGS
arc S. Seventh Street Minneapolis, MINI.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-09-30
THREE JURORS CURED
or Cholera MOrbus with One Small
Bottle OF ChamberIain's Collie,
Cholera aud DIarrhOea
Remedy.

Mr.. G. w. Fowler of Hightower, Ala,
relates an experience he had while
serving on a petit jury in a murder case
at Edwardsville, county seat of Gle
bourne county, Alabama. He says:
"While there | ate some fresh meat and
some souse meat and it gave me chol-
era morbus in very severe form.
was never more sick in my life and sent
to the drug store for certain cholera
mixture, but the druggist sent me a
bottle of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy instead, saying
that he had what | sent for, but that
this medicine was so much better he
would rather send it to me in the fix 1
was in. / took one dose of it and was
better in five minutes. The second
dose cured me entirely. Two fellow
jurors were afflicted in the same man
ner and one small bottle cured the three
of u.s." For sale by w. j. Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-09-30
TIME CHANGED.
Reunion at Buckner Orphans Home.

Reunion at Buckner Orphans Home
The time for the Annual Reunion of
the former inmates and attaches of this
institution, which was TO have taken
place October 7th, 9Th and 9th has been
changed so as to begin on the morning
of November 4th and close on the even
ing of November 9th, making these
days.
Free entertainment of all who have
ever lived in the Home. Those who
have married since leaving are requested
to bring their husbands, wives and lit
ties one and spend the entire three
days. The gates will be open to the
general public only ON Sunday, the 9th,
on which day will be the Annual SER
mon and other religious exercises. The
entire respectable public will be well
come on Sunday. No visits from kim
folks or friends of the children will be
expected on this occasion; they and all
officials will be too busy with the Re-
union to receive such visits. Come at
some other time.
Let all who read this notice speak of
it,write and send word to all othersthat
they may know about it. in time to get
ready to come. If any one who can
come were to stay away it would be to
willingly lessen the joy of the occasi on.
Any who cannot be present will please
write few lines of greeting to those
who shall be in attendance.
To get to the Reunion buy an excurs-
ion ticket to the Fair at Dallas, and at
the Union Depot ask for round-trip
ticket to Orphans Home. Phone Has
kell $40 and tell us the train you will
be on.
Eugene Harrison, Mrs. Ora Harrison.
Miss Marion Weaver, Committee. Box
%, R. r: No 3; Dallas, Texas.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-09-30
Tit for Tat.

Over at Hot Springs two veter-
ans of the CIVIL War, one a north
ern man, the other a southerner.
were arguing as to the valor dis
played by their respective sides.
"Weel," said the northern man,
1--WE whipped you anyway"
YES" replied the southern
man, but according to the pension
reports, we wounded every man of
you that got out alive.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-09-30
TEXAS PATENTS.

List of patents granted to Texas
Inventors this week. Reported by
G. A Snow q Co Patent Attor-
neys. Washington, d. G.
Robert L Kirk, Dallas, animal
trap; Montague M McGregor & J
HI Williams, Roak wall, churn
For copy of any of above pat
ents send ten cents ia postage
stamps with date of this paper to
G A Snow q Co, Washington,
d. G.