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The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24
SaaitargStaam Laundry
Co., Ltd.
isAa sGDIcIjlaIs. PRIZES

Having made large additions to
our mhchinery, we are now able 10
lanndar SPREADS, SSEETS, IL
LOWSLIPS, TABLE CLCT as,
TABLE NAPKINS, aud TON GL,
ut the rate Is cents per do2eu,
essh,
Satisfactory work and prompt
delivery guaranteed,
No fear of clothing bsinE lQsl
from strikes.
We invite Inspection OF our laun-
dry aud methods at any time dur
lug business hours.
ai9g Up aIala ~,
and our wagon will osll for your
work
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

The steamship Msnuks, from the
Colonies to Canada, arrived in port
just before noon.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

There will be four regular mail
steamers IN aud out this week.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Ga the way up to the Coast the
Cluudne Lost a boat, it being carried
away by heavy ssps.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Postmaster PRATT has ornamsnied
the post-otfiae aag-pole with a neat
new American 1sg.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Isaac NoaL an old well-knowu
resident, ia now at the Queeu'd Hos
pitsl suffering from pneumonis.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Il 10 reported tba. W @ Gro III,
recently sppoioted Assistant Coun-
ty Attorney, has, some day laet
week, already rendered bis rstignS.
ton.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

T'nE INDEpENDENT 80 cents per
month.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

The Honolulu bowling alley, at
the Aloha saloon, corner Qusen and
Richards streets, will DO opened to.
Eight. Everything new and frat
class. Fiue lanai for spectators.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Ysaterd,y was another "dry" dsy
at Waialki The Mosoa hotel aud
other resorts weIs compelled to
keep their Bullets closed, The
crowds a, the besoh were smaller
than on aay warm Sunday in a lopg
while.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

An. alarm OF Ere was turned in
frcsm Box 56, Iasaue Asylum road
near school strest, early yesterday
} morning but the blazs did not
amount to anything.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

There is sometimes a poTsel Of
good luck in a bsrrsl OF misfortune,
Il Wbitock, a sailor Of the Inflated
Bennington, was accidentally left
behind hero by his ship, He Ia now
sbshiuR hands with himself on what
appeared a low days $50 to be hard
lines.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Service we're held aboard the Iro-
quote yesterday morning as memo-
risl to the men killed on the Ban
niogton, 10 the aiternool he
Hawaiian band, playing at tho Pa.
lace. rendered the Dead March q
Saul in PLACE Of "Qld Huudyei" 90
the same account.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS.

LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS.
T'nE INDEPENDENT 80 cents per
month.
There will be four regular mail
steamers in aud out this week,
The Mauuka will sail at 6 O'clock
this afternoon for Victoria and Vsn-
couver.
The steamship Manuka, from the
Colonies to Canada, arrived in port
just before noon.
Ga the way up to the Coast the
Cluudoe Lost boat, it being carried
away by heavy ssps
Postmaster Pratt has ornamenied
the post-otiiae aag-pole with neat
new American lsg.
Isaac Nosr, an old well-knowu
resident. 10 now at the Queens Hos
pitsl suffering from pn-uwonis.
Mr. Rjstnburg, head OF the EaRle',
will sail this week Tor Denver To al
tend the annual oonclavs OF the
order there.
The KomshamehA Alumni gave q
very creditoble minated bsior' y
large audience Ia the Orpheum So
turdsy evening. ..
II 10 reported that w @ Gro III,
recently Sppoiuted Assistant Coun-
" Attorney, has, some day laet
week, already rendered bis rssigos.
ton.
Chief Machinist Wheeler, who
may have been killed on the Ben
niugton, was resident OF Honolulu
when no enlisted. His son 10 work
ing for the Gszsrte Company here.
The French government has de-
cided TO send hset To tho United
States 10 October as return CON.
piiment for the feet that sen. over
To bring back the body OF Johu
Paul Jones.
Both the transports Lawtou aud
Solaee have sailed from Guam for
Honolulu. II they did not strike
bad weather they should arrive here
about the 6rst OF the mouth. The
Lsw,op will bring troops for the
Coaet.
Ysaterdiy was another "dry" dsy
at Waialki, The Mosoa hotel aud
other rrsoTts weIs compsllsd to
keep their Bullets closed. The
crowds a, the besch we're smaller
THAI on any warm Sunday in lopg
while.
-------------
There is sometimes horsel OF
good luck in A barTsl OF misfortune.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Both the transports Lawtou aud
Solace have sailed from Guam Tor
Honolulu. II they did not strike
bad weather they should arrive here
about the first OF the mouth. Tho
Law,op will bring troops for the
Coast.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

Chief Machinist Wheeler, who
may have bsen killed on the Ben
niugton, was a resident OF honolulu
when no enlisted, His son 10 work
ing for the Gszsrte Company here.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

The residence of Jas III
Boyd at Manoa Valley is of
fered for Rent or Lease.
Possession can be given inn
lqediAtely,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

The French government has de-
cided TO send q hset TO tho United
States in October as return CON.
pliment for the feet that sen. over
To bring back the body OF Johu
Paul Jones.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1905-07-24

On the premises OF tho sanitar
Steam Laundry Co., Ltd, between
South and Queen streets,
Tho buildings are aspplied with
hot and cold water and electric
lights. AEteSian water. Perfect
sanitation
FOR particulars apply 10
j. hIGHTYOOT,
ca tho premises, or st the office
j L. MaRoop. s8-tf.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29
Recorded March IS. zoos.

Joseph P Mendonca ard VT to Albert
A d Aroujo. NJ; or 1907 bldgs. etc Ka-
lihi Honolulu. Oahu; lots , and
bldgs, etc. Kaliu lots, Honolulu. Oahu.
$500. B 26S, 211. Dated March II.
1905.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29
| MAN KILLED BY
ROLLING OFF FENDER

Editor Advertiser: The surgeons al.
ways say the operation was success
though the patient may die on the op-
Grating table. The tenders on the
Rapid Transit line do their work. They
are a success. Why do so many vic
tins perversely insist on dying after
they have been saved by the fenderss
1t would be of interest if the presi-
dent of the company would answer
some of these questions:
l. How many nves have been lost
by rolling under the wheels from the
f-nders2
?. Would not a simple netting of
rope yarn on the sides of the tenders
etfectually prevent fatalities after the
fender has picked up person from the
traekss
8. How frequently are the motor
rncn given drill in picking up dummies
from the tracksa If not at all, would
it not be wise to begin7
This suggestion is not made in a
spirit of carping criticism. 1t is sub
mitted in the interest of all, and es-
reriqllv of the school children, who
may be the next victims in this extra
ordinary succession of accidents.
FRANCIS NJ. HATCH.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29
READ The ADVERTISER

Manoel de S Teixeira and VT to Jose
Nasconcelles, M; lot of patent 4011,
Kainehe, Hamakua, Hawaii. $1125. B
267. p 1873. Dated March 1, 1905
Hida to Shimbori, B S; int in lease
hold and bldgs. Kaapahu, Hamakua,
Hawaii. 800. 274, 40.
Shimbori to T Matsumori, B S; int
in leasehold and bldgs, Kaapahu, Ha-
makua, Hawaii. 500. PA, p so.
Manoel B Abreu to Bento de Abreio.
D; pc land, Kaunamana, Hamakua,
Hawaii. 500. B 266, p $50. Dated Mar
Is, 1905.
E Kahele Nahaolelua Cwidow) to
William r Castle Tr, NJ; por kul 7713,
Pun Lanai lot, Lahaina, Maui. $3.50.
B 262, p 482. Dated March IS, 1905.
John Ena and VT to Honolulu Gas
Co Ltd, D; por kul 1925 and r w,
Iwilei Honolulu. Oahu. $780, B go,
p 81. Dated March IA. 1865.
Mele Kaholelua to Territory of Ha-
wall. D: por kul S42. Kukui ST extn,
Honolulu. Oahu. S9S6.25. 3 270. o 90
Dated March IA, 1905.
E S Aseu and hsb ID to Territory of
Hawaii, D: por kuI 1852, Kukui St
extn, Honolulu. Oahu. $4,000 B go.
p 100. Dated March Il, 1905.
Mark P Robinson to D KaIou. Rel;
R P 775 kul $50. Hoaeae. Eva. Oahu
$3.50. B 226, p 275. Dated March IS,
1905
Daniel Ka1ou and VT to Mark P Rob-
inson. D; lands, Hoaeae. Eva Oahu
81. B go, p 102. Dated March Is. 1905
DanieIa Kalou and VT to Mark p
Robinson. D; r P 775 kuI $50, Hoaeae.
Eva, Oahu. $3.50. B 270, 1O3 Dated
March IS. 1905.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29

Mrs H Kanealii to Wo Chong, l.;
pc land and bldg. Wainiha, Hanaiei'
Kauai. 20 yrs at SIS per yr. b 263, p
319. Dated March l, 1905.
T Shibayama and VT to H Hackfeld
& Co Ltd, NJ; 1 share and pc land In
hui land, Holualoa, Kona; lease
holds, gnrl mdse, furniture, horses.
etc, Holualoa, n Kona; mdse, furnl-
ture. fixtures. ETC. in 2 stores, Kama
liu, etc n Kona. Hawaii. $12,279S9. B
26S. PA. Dated March IS, 1905.
J n Taggard and VT to Belle john
son ct al, NJ; int in lots and of gr
1922. Gulick tract, Honolulu, Oahu
$3.50. B 26S, p 219. Dated March Is,
1905
sakai Kataro to wing Man Chong,
NJ; cane on pcs land, Kaumana, Hllo.
Hawaii. Mdse amounting to $3.50 Is
POI. o 1874. Dated Sept II, 1904.
Hakalau Plant Co to Elemakule Pa
ct al. Sur l.; pc land Wailea, Hilo,
Hawaii 81. B 273, 50. Dated Mar
s, 1905.
NJ Imai and VT to F Bradshaw. C
NJ; furniture, fixtures, goods. etc. in
store. Front st, Hilo, Hawaii. 800.
B 267. p 1S6. Dated March -, 1905.
Bento de Paiva to Joao s Pereira.
Rel; lots 10 and Is blk B, Villa Fran
ca Adm. HiIo. Hawaii. s312.55. B 239,
p 49,. Dated March s. 1908.
Jose P Amaral to Peter Silva. A NJ;
por lot II patent 1921. Kaiwiki. Hilo,
Hawaii. $39S.3O. B 267, 1S7. Dated
March IL. 1905.
Jose Nasconcelles and VT to Manuel
s Tetxaira d: lot 6 of patent 4011, Ka-
inehe. Hamakua. Hawaii $2125. B
266, 24S. Dated March 1, 1905.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29
REALTY TRANSACTIONS.

Entered for Record March 2S, 1905.
A c Lovekin to w H Hogs. C L
Jose da Camara and VT to Ber-
nardo da Camara Jr ............ d
Sase ct al to NJ Umeda ct al.......B 5
Hekekia Ck) to All You .-.......... l.
Waikuaala Kiniakua (w) ct al to
Hawn Agricultural Co .......... l.
Mary s Ross to Henry Holmes. p A
Mary Ross by atty to Martha
Berger ----.--.... "a VI
Bank of Hawaii Ltd to James H
Rebecca NJ Mossman and hsb to
William r Castle .................. D
Josephine n Keoho ct al to Kipa-
hulu Sugar Co Observation-Disclosures. l.
Y Ahin to Bishop & Co............C NJ
w F Allen and VT to John S Muir
mead -.......-..-...-.-. u
John S Muirhead and VT to w F
Alen .-......-.'. VI
Theresa NJ Louisson to Oahu Rail
way * Land Co Observation-Disclosures. D
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29
k|I6AEN UTENSILS
AT COST.

To close out our entire line of Tin
ware will be sold at cost:
Tea and Coffee Pots, Bread Pans,
Nutmeg Graters. Sauce Pans, Cake
Pans, Vegetable Graters, Tea Kettles,
Poi Cans, Oil Cans, Milk Cans, Collan-
ders, Dippers, Steamers, Sprinkling
Cans, Drinking Cups, Egg Poachers,
Cocoanut Graters, Wash Bowls, Milk
Pans, Milk Strainers. Measures. Muf-
I'm Pans
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29
NOTICE.

Oont drug yourself with poisons for
neadache and tired feeiing when a
PHEASANT draught of Our Celebrated
6romo Pop" will do the trick.
our chocolate Creams, Cal. Lemon
ade, Root Beer, Orange Cider and all
KINDS Of aerated drinks are the best
IN the market.
ARCTIC SODA WORKS.
LII Miller St, Honolulu. II. II.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-03-29
Recorded March Il. 1906.

Mikiliilu (k) to K Kaleilloa Ck),
D; 22-100 acr of gr 1868. Honoluluiki.
Koolau, Maui. $40. B 266, D 247. Dat
ed Sept %, 1904.
John F Santos to Mary CarriIlo ct al,
Rel; r P 1921 kul $275S, Waiehu. Ma
vi. S213.50. B 252, p 324 Dated March
II, 1905.
Paakaula ct al by aft. Affdt: in re
ownership of r Ps 1921 and 3219 and
por kul S559B. Waiehu. Maui. pa,
p 40. Dated March IL, 1905.
Mary Carrillo and hsb Cd to r A
Wadsworth. NJ; R P 1921 and lease of
same, Kauwila. Waiehu, Maui; $500
acr land. Poaiwa, Waiehu. Maui; int
in half of APP r P 3219, Kukuikomo,
Waiehu. Maui. $500. B 267, 1S1. Dat
ed March II. 1905
E Van Hao and VT to Waiohinu
Agrctl & Grazing Co, D; 43-10O acr
of gr 996, Kahilipaliiki, etc, Kau. Ha-
wall. $1,000. B 27O, p 81. Dated Mar
g. 1905.
Plant Co. L: int in grs PIG. 1925 and
272S, Poupouwela, etc. Kau. Hawaii 10
yrs at s17.76 per VI. B 263, p 314 Dat
ed March 8, 1905.
Chas S Desky to George Tourny. B
s. furniture, electric fittings, etc. in
Progress blk Honolulu. Oahu 5000. B
265. 464. Dated March II, 1905
r Parker to H n Danison. Rel;
lot blk 10. College Hills. Honolulu.
Oahu. $3.50, B go, p BAT. Dated Mar
Is. 1905.
w F Frear to Lee Ying Chock. L:
2150 so fit land. King st. Honolulu. Ca
hu. yrs at $25 per mo. B 263. p 316.
Dated Jan 5. 1905
c Lai Young TT to Tin Tai Co. a L:
int in premises Kailua. Koolaupoko.
Oahu s175. B 263. p 31S. Dated Mar
16 1905
Est of Bernice P Bishop by Trs to
Bathsheba M Allen. D; por r P 300
kul 121, Richards st. Honolulu. Oahu.
$4,000 b 21O. p %. Dated March 10,
1905
Recorded March IS. 1905.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-02-04
Notice Of ChatteI Mortgage Sale.

t2~Notice is. hereby given that default has been
made in the conditions of that certain Mort.
gage made by Levi E.FOrce of Weller, County. OF
Nc can and State Of North Dakota, Mortg;go1
Mandan, County OF. Morton and state of North
dakota, Mortgage, dated the 18th day of March
1909. to secure the following Indebtedness to-
wit: One prOmiSsOry note dited March 18th,
1903, and becoming due on the LIST, of November
1903, executed by Levi E. Force to Mandan
est at the rate of ~ per emit per annum from
date thereof and which mortgage was duly filed
in he office Of the Register Of Deeds of Mclean
county, State 1t North Dakota, on the 20 II day
OF march 1903. at II :l5 O'Clock a. m. n which
default is of the following nature. to wit: Tne
amy part thereof when due and that there is
claimed to be due on said mortgage at the date
ni tbs nOticet Q sum Of One Hundred and
> rhteen 43-10O \S11s.43) dollars for principal
an interest.
nd that said Mortgage will be foreclosed by
ii sale OF the personal property IN such Mort
gag. and hereinafter aescribed. at public auc-
ton, agreeaDly to the statues in such case made
aud provided at the front door OF the Court
house ir the Village of Washburn, in the County
h. ur Of 9 O'CLOCK y. IN on Saturday. the atL day
Of February, 1895: That personal property
which will be sold to satisfy said M rtgage Is
described in the mortgage as follows, to.wit
One brown mare 6 years, weight about l.O5O
funds and white lndta spot h in faee eio one ,ed 6r r hr mare
and tw brown colts. one year old at the time
II the execution Of the mortgage hereiN fore
closely one Of said colts has white spot In fore
head.
Lated at Washburn, North Dakota this 25th
+. M. Ferguson. Agent.
Hyland & Nuessle, Attorneys for MORTGAGE,
WaShburn, N ID.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-02-04
CONTEST NOTICE.
department of the Interior.

department of the Interior.
United States Land Office Devils Lake, North
Dakota, Dec. 2, 1904.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been filed
In this office BY Ludwig. Novak, contestant.
against Homestead entry No. 27429 made March
18th, 1902, for nwA Of section %, township $50,
range 70, by Thorger Hagness. cOntestee, In
which 1t Is al eyed that said entry man has Who'll
ly a. andOned said tract for over sixteen months
laat past anu said abandonment still exists and
said c, ntestant has resided on said tract for
said time and that said alleged absence from
nc said la.l was not Cue tv lis employment in
the army or navy or marine corps of the United
States as a private soldier, officer, seaman or
marine during tie war with Spain or during
any other war in which the United States may
be engaged; said parties are hereby n 0tiied to
appear, respond and OIL. + evidence touching
said allegation at 10 O'Clock a. m. on January
IL, 1905, before u. T. SevertsOn, a nOtaIy pub
lie In and for McHenrv County at his office In
Velva, North Dakota, and that final hearing
will be held at 10 O'clock a. IN. on the 23rd day
of January. 1905, before the Register and Re-
ceiver at the United States Land Office in Dey-
lis Lake, North pakota.
The said contestant. having. In a proner afii.
davit filed December 2, 1904. set forth facts
service of tins uOtice cannot be made. it is here
bv ordered and directed that such notice be
given by due and proper publication.
Ole Serumgard. Register. 12-17
Record addressOf c0ntestee Belville. Nd.
J.E. Burke, Atty for Contestant, Velva, Nd.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-02-04
THouGHTLEss WIT.

Wit that stings is akin to crime.
To hold up another to ridicule is not
witty, but vulgar.
To laugh at another or to cause an
other to be laughed at is common.
The merry laugh and the joke go
round, but somewhere there is an ache.
There is no pest like him. this man
whose thoughtless wit starts the laugh.
The man that makes others laugh at
some one else's expense is always caus-
ing suffering.
To start a laugh is the ambition Of
some men. The how or the where, the
why or the effect is never considered.
Wit is a joy forever so long as it. does
not base its success upon the misfor-
tunes, the peculiarities, the weaknesses
OF men. ~
When a wit has to depend upon 9th
'ers' p~eculiarities for his subject matter
It is time for him to close the wit
shop" and hang out the sign ITO Let"
indianapolis SUN.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-02-04
L 6 GUN BARRELS.
The Ruin That IL Wrought By Care
less Handling.

The Ruin That IL Wrought by Care
less Handling.
I have sold guns for ten years, and
in that time four Of them have had
their barrels bulged, one by snow, one
by dirt, one by sand and one by some.
thing else getting into it. One mar
crawling through q fence got a little
snow in the muzzle. He could not re
move it with his finger, SO concluded
to wait and shoot it out, which he did,
but he found a bulge like a pullet's egg
on the end Of the barrel. Another got
some earth in the muzzle and shot 1t
out, and he. too, found the same kind
of a bulge on the end of his gun. An
other. fired his gun at ducks, which
knocked him over or his back and fair
ly got away from him. When he pick
ed up the gun he found a narrow raised
band around the barrel fourteen inches
from the muzzle. In this case a wad
had probably lodged there. This Gus
toner thinks the manufacturers ought
him If the barrels had not been good
ones it would have been a burst In
stead. Of a bulge, which might have
manned or killed him. Another man ~
ing on a point brought down a duck with
q broken wing which |scurried for the
water. The man ran and struck the
duck with@the muzzle of the gun and
in so doing got sand in it. He blew
most Of it out and shot out the rest o.
it. Well, after that shot he found a
little blister two inches from the muz-
zle about the size OF a mans little fin
ger.
Moral.-Do not shoot distractions OF
any kind out of your gun If you value
your life or gun.-Uncle Dan in Anna.
teur Sportsman.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-02-04
THE DISSATISFIED ONES.
lives Spoiled By a Fruitless Longins
For other Fields.

.-.H aar 1OE OI4cE H1G1UBs aH-
Everywhere we find people who are
dissatisfied with their lot. who think
they would be happy if they could only
get somewhere else. into some other
occupation. They see only the thorns
in their w vOcations, the roses in
those Of others. The shopgirl would
be an actress; the cook would change
places with her mistress. the butler
with his master. The lawyer would be
q doctor, the doctor a lawyer. The
farmer bemoans his hard lot and longs
to exchange his life Of drudgery for
the career of the merchant or the a
ufacturer. The country boy leans on
his pillow handle and looks toward the
city with hungry eyes. If he could
only be free from the slavery of the
farm, he thinks, wear good clothes, get
hold of a yardstick and stand behind a
counter! Happiness, opportunity. for
tune--everything, lies yonder; around
him misery, toll, poverty-nothing. de-
sirable. A city youth behind a counter
Va oASSAAS VI hA6A AAS CSOOI 40
fate for combining him to the limits of
brick walls and the dreary details Of
merchandise, buying and selling, or OF
figuring up accounts. oh, If he could
only go to sea and travel to distant
countries, become a captain in the ma
W OF skipper or owner; of a merchant
vessel! Life would be worth. something
then. But now &
How much energy has been lost, how
many lives, have been spoiled by this
fruitless, longing for other fields, other
opportunities out Of reach. What iss the
use Of signing or dreaming Of what
you would do If you were in somebody
.else's place? What is the use Of trying
to. reach into your neighbours pasture
when you do. not know. what, bitterness
may lie at the root Of it. hidden from
your sight, when you have new tried
to develop or to call out the sweetness
and juiciness which thrive in your
own?-O. S. Marden in Success.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-02-04
HUTToN's ONE RECIPE.
1t IncluAed a Paper Cutter, Ink
Eraser and Rubber Bands.

Perhaps the most ingenious and the
most original of all schemes for pro-
curing autographs was from u lady in
a western town. She was raising funds
for the building and support of a public
library, and she had conceived the idea
of issuing q volume to be called 'The
Authors Recipe Book" Authors from
all over the country. the most distin-
guished Of authors-always authors
with a capital A-had been good enough
to send her a list of the favorite dishes
of their own construction, with their
method of making them.
The cookbook was n Of the many
forms of literature to which the recip-
lent had never turned his attention. He
had no more idea of cooking than he
had of milking a COW or of Harvesting
a horse or of setting a hen or of build
ing a dynamo. He did not even care
what was cooked for him so long as it
contained mi Of the ingredients of
tripe and none Of the essence of toma-
to. But he was asked to contribute a
paper, which she would have repro
duced in facsimile, stating what he
could prepare most to his liking upon
a kitchen range or in a chatting dish.
with his name Of procedure. This
quite nonplused him until he bethought
himself Of one particular and peculiar
delicacy in the evolution of which he
could safely trust his reputation as an
expert. In reply, for which be received
no thanks, he said:
'sTake a long paper cutter; attach to
the same by means Of rubber bands.
and securely. an ink eraser; insert the
ink eraser firmly into, a marshmallow
plug and hold the same over a students
lamp or study fire until the marshmal-
low begins to sizz. drops into the. ashes.
puts out the light or burns your hand.
And eat while hot" 4.,.- .
He has never seen a copy Of 1.-THE Au-
thors' Recipe Book!"-Laurence Hutton
in Critic.