Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-22

by the cllquot that governs English
law courts, the proceedings usually
open with u camorous demand from
those occupying the rear seats that tho
better placed hHlf'oroWn folk shall take
on their hnls'aud VIZ down that a bet.
ter view may ho obtained of the proc
cecdings, The counsel for the claimants
makes a speech, AS humorous az nc
knows how, In which hc prcsontN the
claims Of the first couple To De- tried,
They themselves are led 10 tell how
they managed tn I'VE together without
any OF the Earring and wrauRlmg that
imparts variety to the lives of most
married folk Witnesses are summoned
10 substnntinlo their Statements Whom
the opposing counsel RpW hlg mningF
he tries To be- runnlor Than the man
who holds brief for welded bllss,
ana makes the most Of tho. uppurUnl.
Ties afforded him by rross.eXunmtiom
II Is AN ordeal which few married cou-
pies would care 10 undergo for ID whole
drove of plps transformed into bacon
Tho JUDGE I'm hs summing up strives IN
prove that NE cnu be lust ae humorous
as the OlOof follows, Then tho ease rs
given Ia the Jury Thoy uually de-
liver their verdict withou, leaving their
seats, II tx nov generally Piyou for
the claimants whose morris have boon
pretty Wr,l established hv tine quind
mry's mvostlgntlon. Tho nlhcr couplo
.. there are seldom moro ihnn lWn con.
plos"alc tried In the Sumo fashion
ana usually with similar rosulL
TINE HAPPY COUPLES.
rhon the happy couples, whoSo claims
mat lhuN nave UcNol NNuWullpl during
their wcddod Nvos mo srcptlr 4, n nrn,
snmod can hcuprforh dlspulr arc ,t.
cortcl by sun.lnnncd and smuuk.ro,.od
ycomcn 10 nm ancIrnr pIlo of gippcs,
G,' ',u ,,u,'',iu" on,h oa u D'. IN '
tu",MNu u'oVVu 'n' '''''url'N' lh 'ullllN'
'N'cI'd 10 'h'lh
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avn ,, 1,,'' ~" "''' "''''''' MA" an"
uv bnvs,noll ,r,,,ls o, ,.,.,u.,..
~ str,fo '''' ''"'' ''"''""'"0
Or otherwise at bed or hoard
Or sIpro ,ho noTish 1or, WHY s,u W mr'''
WIsbrd vnury,lr"s pnn,n,,,lon ',nnW
Or IN a t,vnlvrmo,,h "nd ~ oH"'"'
Rcncnled moi IN ihnngbi ,ny "oy
nm coptlnued trnc nnd ln dosIrn'
Az whom van ioIn'1 ihc hniv nuno
If IN tboso conditions Nuithnu, ~ to,r
or yo,lr avn accord you wn, rooiy
swear, '''''
\ whole CANNON Of bacon you shall re.
Ana hear II bonce yiih loyc and goo1
leave
For this Is onr custom M Dunno,v
won known,
Thonph Tho Measure hc ours ,ho ho.
CONS your own
Nfier having mhscrlbcJ 10 this analn,
onlh ihov are carried on chairs through
VIC elouhuS lhal Nose VINO could not
nHold 10 pay me price or admission ~
me tom may get good look at them,
nen lhoN are lree TO return 10 their
MONIES win the fliohcs OF bacon, And,
mere perchanco when they recall the
WORDS or the DOnmoW oath, they may
nave lnugh time III II with their con.
sciences for q spell
~ IipNpy,s n,ve
In the Ear or days NJ Henry m, /, ~
said the custom which ~ thus com.
momorptcd had lts origin, According
To the somewhat legendary story nssn.
clntcd with H. young man and gIl
I'm the plain dress OF the Engllsh yoo,
many Of that period presented them.
selves before the prior OF DunmoW and
asked his blessings ON their marriage
WORDS OF BLESSING,
Tho prior pleased with the youths
IHunA9t IA hlnplnlnU hallla