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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-12-20

X You can please your family best by
having a telephone in your house.
Order one now and get your name in
the new directory Of the Minnesota
Central
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-12-20

She was in the other day and told
US to be sure and show you these fine
hand bags-she wants one. They
don't cost as much as you think. See
them. ECKSTEIN.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-12-20

WOMAN WANTS WoRk-Will work
by the day or do general house work
inquire at this office.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
BIG SALARY FOR BUSTING.
Young Woman Employed by Van
derbilts to Take Care of the
Costly Bric-a-Brac.

There Is no doubt that there are good
nositions for those who want them. One
Of the women of the Vanderbilt family,
saws an eastern exchange, employs a
Young woman to dust her bric-a-brac.
The young woman receives big salary
for her work, and her hours are short
and her time is practically her own. In
the Vanderbilt mansion she occupies her
own suite of rooms, and when she goes
out to drive she has her own hanson.
A saddle horse is at her disposal
IF were to employ a green girl to
dust my bric-a-brac," reasons Mrs. Van
derbilt. 1T would soon be all broken.
She would break more in q minute than
I would pay her in year. 1 must get a
refined, cultivated young woman who
will realize it's Importance and it's beau
ty and its value"
And so she pays $4,000 year to q
college graduate to keep the numerous
pieces of bric-a-brac busted. The young
woman rises early to complete her task,
and again in the afternoon she dusts.
Indeed, she is busy all over the house
all during the day.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17

to do to your cat. supposed he was
a stray one, and he ate ten of my
choicest chickens. My name is Pay
son, ma'am." x
'And mine is Parker" said the lady,
blushing, and beginning to notice that
Mr.. Payson was not much above 40
and very nice-looking man.
"Miss or Mrs." said the gentleman,
insinuatingly.
Miss" returned the lady, blushing
roster than ever.
"A very fine animal that is" said
Mr.. Payson, stroking Dicks back
Every fine really did not observe
that he had such very intelligent
face"
Every amiable expression of coun-
tenance, l think" returned Miss
Parker.
He must be heavy; let me carry
him home for yon'" said Mr.. Payson.
ooh, no." said Miss Parker; 81 really
couldn't think of it. You will take
cold in your Observation-Disclosures" -
But Mr.. Payson laughed at the idea
of wet pantaloons. and walked home
with Miss Parker, though Dick wrig-
gled out of his hands at once, and
trotted behind with very salf-satis-
fed air, as if thoroughly conscious
that he had brought it all about.
Of course. you know that Mr.. PaysOn
married Miss Parker, else I should
never have written this story. and
Dick is fondly cherished by them both
as the means of their present connu-
bial bliss.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
WOMEN SHOULD
BEWARE Of
CONTRACTING CATARRH.

catarrhal arrangements. Few women
escape.
Upon the first symptoms of catching
cold Peruna should be taken. It fortifies'
the system against colds and catarrh.
Pe-ru-1la for Colds and Catarrh.
The following interesting letter gives
one young woman's experience with
Peruna:
Miss Rose Gerbing, a popular society
woman of Crown Point, Ind, writes:
"Recently took long drive in the
country, and being too thinly clad I
caught q bad cold which settled on my
lungs, and which T could not seem to
shake off. had heard great deal of
Peruna for colds and catarrh and !
bought a bottle to try. 1 am pleased
that I did, for it brought speedy relief:
It only took about two bottles, and
consider this money we'll spent.
"You have firm friend in me. and l
not only advise its use to my friends,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17

gave way under his foot, and ne vent
over, bag and all. But. there was !
fallen tree between him and the water.
and projecting branch caught in the
strap of the old gentleman's panta-
looms behind. and held him suspended
over the flood.
| Everything now depended on thu
strength of q buckle. rs 35ss
Miss Parker's blood ran cold.
Don't, for Heavens sake, let 20 OF
the bag!" cried she. Don't. dear!
that's a good man! You stick to the
bag, and I'll stick to you!"
"Yes, but how in thunder am I. to cit
myself onhitched?" cried the old man:
and what in the dickens is to become
| OF me when / am onhitched THAT'S
the question! Drat the cat! wish
he had been in-I1alifax before ever
set eyes on him." Sa
Don't drop the bag!" cried Miss
Parker: ''only hold on a minute longer,
and I'll save you BOTH"
The woman was heroine in her
small way. She had got q hooked
stick, and. creeping out on the body of
the tree, she reached down the hook,
and inserted it 10 the mouth of the
bag. Very gently and carefully Dick,
and the bag, and the ballast it con-
tanned were transported to terra firma:
but, alas! Miss Parker's foot slipped,
through some mismanagement, and
she would have gone into the water
had she not caught by the old gentle
mans very stocky legs and held on.
"Gracious Peter!" cried the luckless
old man, them straps and buckles'll
bust up now for sartin! Let go my
legs, old woman! You're pulling my
j'ints clean apart ~
But Miss Parker kept her hold, and
her companion waxed angry and
kicked. That kick was fatal! There
was sound of cloth tearing, and tail
or's truck going to ruin generally, and
the next moment the unlucky pair
were laundering in the water. Fortu-
nately. the river was not deep, and
they only got very thorough wetting.
Both crept ashore looking very limp
and very much subdued.
Miss Parker opened the bag and Sc
cured her cat. .@
II beg your pardon a'am," said the
old gentleman, "fOr what was going
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17

GEO. W. REMOTE. no appetite. When
doctors failed to help me began using
Doan's Kidney Pills and improved until
my back was strong and my appetite
returned. During the four years since
I stopped using them have enjoyed
excellent health. The cure was per-
manent."
(Signed) GEORGE W. REMOTE.
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price, 50 cents
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
AT THE PLAY.

There's a subtle fellowship
At the play:
Sentiments that sort Of grip
In a way
To bring people very near.
Outer thoughts all disappear
And we lend common ear
TO the play.
Interested as can be
In each part:
Giving all the sympathy,
From our heart
To the heroine so fair:
And the plotters who would dare
To enmesh her in snare
We would thwart.
Then the villain, so suave.
Trim and neat;
How we hate the polished knave
Whose deceit
Parts the lover and the lass!
And our joy is nearly Grass
When at length we see him pass
To defeat.
When the hero proves that he
Is sincere:
Chooses love and poverty
Without fear:
Dons a workman's cap and blouse,
Just to win her for a spouse;
That's the time when all the house
Wants to cheer.
And when virtue has achieved
Victory,
Everybody feels relieved.
Nightly;
When they're in each others arms.
Safe from trials and alarms.
There's 4 scene that always charms
Wondrously.
-14eslie's Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
Better Milk.

Samples of milk and cream taken by
the state dairy and food department
during the last week have shown a
better percentage up to the legal
standard. OF 81 samples taken, II
were illegal and "a legal OF the "a
Minneapolis samples we're illegal and
Is legal. Three samples which were
taken at st. Louis park were found to
be legal.
T.. X. Slater, state dairy and food
commissioner, says marked improve
ment has been noticed since the cru
SADIE began, and the use of artificial
thickener in cream has been dropped.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
News Notes.

The senate votes to abolish grand
juries
The house seems inclined to favor
the tax ferret bill.
The Volk painting for the govern
or's room is nearly ready.
James Maland of Rushford was
thrown from a horse and sustained the
fracture of three ribs and serious in
tcrnal injuries.
Slot machines have been removed
from almost every cigar stand and bar
in Minneapolis.
It is likely that some action will be
taken by the capitol commission to
control the crowds that visit the capt.
toll on Sundays.
Bonds of the Empire elevator COM
pany, the new grain terminal concern
at Fort Williams, Ont, have been all
taken by the Minneapolis Loan &
Trust company.
The blacksmith shop of Thomas
O'Halloran, South St. Paul was de.
stroyed by fire of incendiary origin.
The state farmers institute at Avo
ca, under the management of A. w.
Trow of Chenille, was great success
The Modern Woodmen hall, which has
capacity of 500. was filed to over
flowing.
People are taking long chances who
drive on the leo after all the warn
weather that we have had. A farmer
lost team of horses in Lake Irvine
three miles north of Bemidji. The
animals broke through the ice ane
drowned.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17

man of good repu-
tation and stand
ing, writes : "Five
years ago l was
suffering so will.
my back and kid
nc.ys that I often
had to lay off.
The kidney secre-
lions were un-
natural, my legs
and stomach were
swollen, and I had
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
MISS FLORENCE kENAH.

e cold, which Seffle0 on my lungs ana
ecan7e alarmed. It00k medicine with
became upset, and my head and back
/ had little faith felt 50 sick
r0ughf me blessed relief at once, and
asst. Within three weeks I was com.
ect health since.
runa. Florence E. kensh.
but have purchased several bottles to
give to those without the means to buy,
and have noticed without exception that
it has brought about a speedy cure
wherever it has been used. Rose
Gerbing.
Pe-ru-na Contains no Narcotics.
One reason why Peruna has found
permanent use in so many homes is that
itcontains no narcotic of any kind. Pc
runa is perfectly harmless. It can be
used any length of time without acquir-
ing drug habit. Peruna does not pro-
duce temporary results. It is perma-
nent in it's effect. /
It has no bad effect upon the system,
and gradually eliminates catarrh by re-
moving the cause of catarrh. There are
q multitude of homes where Peruna has
been used off and on for twenty years:
Such a thing could not be possible If
Peruna contained any drugs of mar
cotic nature.
Address Dr.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
All correspondence held strictly con-
fdential.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
Lost the Ring.

Otto Kankel, the Fertile miller, re-
Gently lost valuable diamond ring in
a peculiar manner. He was exami-
ning>a bin of -four in one of the upper
stories of the mill when the ring drop
ped from his finger into the flour and
although he made an immediate effort
to recover it, failed to do so, and by
this time, in probability, is enclosed in
sack aud will eventually fall into the
hands of some dutiful housewife. That
particular brand of -four is now in de-
mand.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
Not So Presumptuous.

Pompus WaiterIIave you ordered,
miss9
Timid Little Girl (taking her first meal
qucstcd. Chicago Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
Didn't Expect To.

'Iou may marry younger man when
! am gone. but You will never get another
to dotc on you as have DONE
mo, ! expect 10 skip the dotage next
time '-Houslon Posi-.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
HAD TO GIVE UP.

Suffered Agonies From Kidney Disorders
Until Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills.
George w. Renoff, of 1858 North
Eleventh street. Philadelphia, Pa, a
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17

The cold wind
and rain, slush
and mud of win
ter are especial
IL, nnnd11ciua to
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17

You think that m opportunity must
necessarily he something great and uu-
usual; but the fact is, the stepping-stone
to the place above you is in the very
thing you are doing, IN the way. you do it;
Magazine.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17
MINNESO TA NEWS
A Growing Industry.

~ ~~S"A@Ao S~~S~sSS
T. X. Slater, state dairy and food
commissioner, has made public part
Of the tenth biennial report of the de-
part1nent The report shows eleven
new creameries and seventeen new
cheese factories. The number of cows
supplying milk to creameries has in
creased 81 1884. The butter output OF
the state has increased 2,O47, 50
pounds
The report shows that there are 679
cooperative creameries, and 10s lnde'
pendent creameriea There IRE $4,000
dairy patrons in the state and 433,74o
dairy cows from which 1851, 642,6l9
creameries, making 1926, 34s pounds
of butter. Minnesota creameries sup
piled the state with 1870, 40s pounds
of butter and 53,O5e, 1Ol pounds were
shipped out of the state.
There are Sc private and 81 co'opera-
tive cheese factories; 66 cheddar fac
tories and "a curd factories. The fac
tories supplied 3,:6a,767 pounds OF
cheese to the state, and leg, 25s pounds
were shipped out of the state. The
factories received 35, l13: 492 pounds of
milk, and manufactured 3,419, O35
pounds Of cheese.
School Apportionment.
In preparing the semi-annual appor'
tioument Of state aid to the different
schools, it was discovered that So, us
children between the ages of eight and
sixteen years attend school less than
forty days year. The apportionment
is based on the enrolment at the hrss
of the year and there is every reason to
believe that it has not changed mater
tally since then.
There arc a65.59o pupils entitled to
share in the per capita apportionment
of $547,635 The apportionment for
each pupil who attended school forty
days or more is $3.50 When 1.-THE last
apportionment was made the per capita
amount was $2 90 The total enroll
ment of school children is 423, 1868,
which compared with the total num-
Der entitled to the apportionment
shows that there are many children
who do not attend school even forty
days year.
Ramsey county has s7,342 pupils en-
rolledto an apportionment OF $40, 1913:
Hennepin, 1850, entitled to $66, s0s. so;
st. Louis county, 17,467 pupils, en-
titled to $26, 200. so, and Stearns, 1884
pupils, entitled to $l4,9ol.
improvements at Fair Grounds.
A live stock amphitheater at tho
state fair grounds at cost OF $780,.
900 is provided for in q bill'introduced
by Senator Thomas Torson OF st.
James The money is to be expended
on warrant of the state auditor by the
board of managers of the state agrl'
cultural society.
Rings for the display of live stock
will be provided in the center and
seats for the spectators will be ar
ranged on the sides.
The long talked of tunnel under the
race track at the Minnesota State Fair
grounds will be constructed this sea-
son and opened flor the use OF teams
and automobiles during the fair OF
1905 This was decided at a recent
meeting of the executive committee OF
the hoa rd of MANAGERS
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-03-17

A fool naturally thinks all other men
IRE foolish. Chicago Daily News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13

Representative Thomas NJ. Everett,
of Chouteau, tells an interesting story
of his experiences in irrigation in the
Milk river valley in illustration of the
position he took at the irrigation
meeting here a week ago: That 1t
would not be safe for the state to
have a law so framed than an en-
gineer would be the final arbiter on
the question of the available water
supply in a stream, says the Helena
Independent.
"In 1889, when I went to the Milk
river for the purpose of taking out
an irrigation canal" Mr.. Everett told
the Independent last night, IT was
informed by old-timers thereabouts
that such a step would be folly, for
the reason that there was no ade-
quate supply of water in the stream;
that a ditch was being taken out west
of Chinook that would take all of the
available supply during the irriga-
tion season.
"The ditch that eight of us pro-
posed to take out was IS miles below
the one referred to, and I had fig
ured that such a ditch would irrigate
10000 acres of land in the vicinity of
Harlem. From the experience I had
had in Colorado and Western Kansas
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
IRRIGATION INCREASES WATER SUPPLY

and Nebraska where the river beds
were of quicksand. I thought that
the more dams there were in the
stream and the more water diverted
in the flood season and held back
and forced to saturate the soil, the
more there would be to find its way
back to the river; the result being
that instead of decreasing the supply
in the irrigating season 1t would in
crease it,
'In constructing the canal we en-
countered many difficulties because
of the treacherous quicksand, and it
was about five years before we got
the water out, during which time the
river went dry almost every summer.
But after the Chinook, Harlem and
Paradise dams and the dams on trib-
utaries of the Milk river had been
constructed, the soil of the Milk River
valley became thoroughly saturated
and we found that the river, instead
of going dry when most needed, as 1t
had been doing for many years, fur
nished permanent flood during the
entire season. The river has never
since that time ceased to flow until
the last year, which was a very dry
one, and then 1t did not stop run
ming until near the close of the irri-
eating season.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
LINCOLN 'sB|RTHDAY
WAS OBSERVED IN MANY
PARTS OF THE COUNTRY
Twelve Hundred Covers VIII BE Laid
for Lincoln Club Banquet in New
York, Where Roosevelt Is TO Speak
Boston, Philadelphia, ST. Paul
and Springfield Observances.

New York, Feb. 13.-President
Roosevelt is in New York to fill a
series of engagements that will keep
him busy for three days. The presi-
dent, with party of five. including
Secretary Loeb. reached the city this
morning by a special train from
washington. Extraordinary police
precautions were taken to insure his
aafety at Jersey City by a committee
from the Republican club, which es-
sorted him to the club house in West
Fortieth street, where he held re-
ception of about an hour. A large
part of the remainder Of the day the
president spent at the home of his
sister, Mrs. Douglas Robinson, in
Madison avenue.
This evening the president will be
the principal speaker at the Republic
can clubs Lincoln Day dinner at the
Waldorf-Astoria, where the entire
second floor has been engaged.
Twelve hundred covers will be laid,
and in the Astor gallery 400 women
will dine. Senator Dolliver will fol-
low the president, his subject being,
abraham Lincoln" George A.
Knight of California, will speak on
srhe Republican Party" and ex-As-
sistant United States Attorney Gen
eral Beck will respond to the toast,
''The Unity of the Republic"
Following the banquet of the Re-
~.
New York Press club will escort the
president from the Waldorf to the
Hotel Astor, where the clubs annual
dinner is to be held, and at which
the president will speak.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
$4,000 IN PRIZES FOR DOGS.
Kennel Clubs Goth Annual Exhibi-
ton.

New York, Feb. 1S.-Madison
Square Garden resounded this morn
ing with the whine of puppies and the
sharp barking of innumerable ter
riers, mingled with the baying of
hounds and the fierce barking Of
Great Danes and other of the larger
species of the canine kingdom. 1t
was the opening day of the 2sth an
nual exhibition of the Westminster
Kennel club and several thousand
dogs of the bluest blood were there
to be admired and petted by the
crowds that visited the huge exhibi-
ton hall. The $4,000 offered In
prizes this year has attracted the
largest number of entries in the his
tory of the clubs shows, England
and several other countries Of Europe
are represented in addition to all OF
the foremost American kennels. All
classes are so well represented that
It is difficult to determine which Is
the most notable in this years ex-
hibition.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
Observed in Philadelphia.

Philadelphia, Pa, Feb. 13.-Me-
mortal exercises in honor of Abraham
Lincoln were held in Philadelphia to-
day on a scale surprising those of
any previous local celebration of the
anniversary of his birth. School
children, college students, civic. social
and political organizations paid trib-
ute to the American commoner in
recognition of the 96th anniversary OF
his birth. All the big business houses
and many private residences through
out the city were appropriately dec
GRATED. In the public schools a for
NAL pilgrimage was observed, con-
sisting of exercises calculated to ac-
quaint the children with the life and
deeds of the Civil war president.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
Fraud Exposed.

A few counterfeiters have lately
been making and trying to sell imi-
tations of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
and other medicines, thereby de-
frauding the public. This is to warn
you to beware of such people, who
seek to profit through stealing the
reputation of remedies which have
been successfully curing disease, for
over 35 years. A sure protection, to
you. is our name on the wrapper.
Look for 1t on all DR.. Kings, or
Bucklen's remedies, as all others are
mere limitations. H. e. BUCKLEN
a CO., Chicago. ILL.,, and Windsor
Canada.
Tailman q Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
Lincoln Day at Boston.

Boston, Mass, Feb. 13.-Bank and
public offices were closed here to-
day in honor of Lincoln's 96th birth
day In accordance with its custom
the anniversary will be celebrated by
the Middlesex club this evening with
a reception and banquet at the Hotel
Brunswick. Among the speakers will
be Governor Utter of Rhode Island,
the Hon. John L. Griffiths of Indiana
and Curtis Guild, Jr.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13

New Bridge Over Imnaha.

d. L. Lathrope & Sons, the con-
tractors, are progressing rapidly with
work on the new bridge on the Imna-
ha, having just completed one of the
abutments. They let the contract of
furnishing bridge timbers to ID. NJ.
Mote, who, assisted by Messrs. Hum
phrey and Clemons, now has IA of the
timbers on the ground. Mr.. Lathrope
says he will have the bridge complet-
ed on or about the 25th of this month
which will prove of great benefit to
cattle and sheepmen who range their
stock on the Snake and lower I'm
naha.-Joseph Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-13

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