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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
Corpus CaIlosum.
Baltimore American ,

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Foreword--Dr- Edward Anthony Spitz-
IA OF Columbia university has discovered
that the proportion of white and prav
oraln matter IS not really important. but
that the size and healthfulness of the
corpus callosum is the real deterroirip.
factor in the matter of mental calibreN :
How is your corpus calIosum. NV Iad9
Stflctly Squee-gee- or away TO the bad2
how Is the tissue connectino the white
right? ~
When in the nighttime you wake with =.
start, ~ o
Feeling cold ehilIs in the realm of your
heart
Fearing the world ne'er may know OF
Calm yourself. knowing to fail we're no
only your corpus cauosum's to blame.
How is your corpus caIIOsum-O. saw
How Is your corpus calIosum today2
Flourisheth i like the raeweed in June ?
Grows IT Ike love meath the spell OF the
Out with the old-fashioned twaddle of
All such behind time-ness gives us a pain.
BRAIN conVoIutlons' gray matter and
Out of the darkness into the light.
See that your corpus Sallosum is right
Never again will the man who has Wheels
Dare TO complain how his cerebrum feels.
How could man be so mad as TO dream
Brains have a part in the maniac's
How coqld those hemispheres up in the
skull
Make a man brilliant or keep man dun?
Long we. We suspected that all was not
Stunned the word brain" at the top of
our might
Corpus caIlosum. you bring us delight!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
DEVINE ONCE MORE.

Z resi- FROM THE TOMB of politi-
cal ObscuTtty where he was sup
posed to be good and dead, comes our
cid friend and horse trader, James
Devine, asking the legislature to
organize a fire commission for his
special benefit. At a hearing in COM
mittee James appeared as sponsor for
a measure which had been wandering
around. fatherless, nameless and for
lorn, and declared the public has long
been waiting for exactly such meas
ure. Like the modest man he is,
James refrained from saying that the
adoption of the bill would mean his
installation in Office once more, but
then everybody knows what he meant
when he urged action, so it amounts TO
the same thing.
To be sure, Devine is the only citi-
zen heard from so far who would care
TO support a bill depriving cities of
self-gOveTnment in the fire and police
departments, but that is a small mat
ter with him. No doubt he honestly
believes Salt Lake yearns for the
good old horse-trading days; he
thought the whole state wanted him
Tor congressman. and he was honest
about that too, though events proved
he was a mighty poor guesser. And
TO relieve him of any further anxiety
about the welfare Of the public as re-
lated to his own, we assure Mr.. Devine
that popular vote on his application
for job as fire chief would get about
one vote-providing of course Devine
was registered and duly qualified to go
to the polls.
The committee which heard Devine
evidently knew him, since it is re-
ported no one TOOK him seriously.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
MAY PROVE FATAL
When Will Salt Lake City People
Learn the Importance of It!

Backache is only a simple thing at
first;
But when you know it's from the
kidneys;
That serious kidney troubles follow;
That diabetes, Bright's disease may
be the fatal end.
You will gladly profit by the fol-
lowing experience.
'Tis the statement of a Salt Lake
City citizen.
Mrs. John BauseII, wife Of John Rau-
sell, bricklayer of CiaIena block. SAYS:
II all annoyed for years with pain
that they can scarcely stand il. which
resists the use of Dlasters and other
makeshifts; if all bothered with a
weakness in the action and condition
of the kidney secretiOnS, disturbing
their rest at night despite the fact of
using remedies. could have those all
ments removed as quickly as Doan's
Kidney Pills, procured at the z. J.
Hill Drug Co.'S store, stopped mine.
then backache or kidney complaint in
any of its forms would cease to exist
in this vicinity. Satisfied that the first
box did me a wonderful amount of
good / purchased a second and when [
stopped it the last attack disappeared
Mr.. BauseH also used Doan's kidney
Pills and from the treatment received
undoubted benefit. We both recon-
mend the remedy very enthusiasticaI-
ly.''
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
A LIFE-sAVING PLAN.

T HE MEMBERS of the legislature
who heard DR.. T. B. Beatty's talk
on the saving of life that could be ef-
feeted by proper health measures, Will
40 The public great service if they
enable the state board of health to put
into effect its plans for the dissemina-
ton of information as to preventabIe
diseases and the way to minimize their
danger to the commonwealth.
the practical side of the plan ought
TO appeal to every legislator. since
it offers means of saving large num-
Der OF valuable lives which are now
lost every year and it would prevent
the heavy loss in time and expense due
te these diseases
1t is shown. for instance, that of the
4.009 deaths in Utah last year. at
least 1,5OO were from diseases which
Fcould be stamped out by the exercise
OF the simplest precautions. In typhoid
alone, there were 200 cases reported
and a large number which were not
+ recorded for lack of efficient organiza-
ton. Every one OF these 200 cases
meant an expense. a total loss. of at
least S10o each. The sources of typhoid
Infection are perfectly well known and
absolutely capable of control The dis
ease Is caused by living organisms
which are transmitted to the victim
through drinking water or food that
has been contaminated from some
other typhoid case. If every case Of
typhoid fever were carefully isolated
and the patients excreta destroyed,
the disease would be stamped out in
a very short time. AS it is. the care
!, Iessness OF the people. due I'm most
cases to ignorance of the proper
Tmethods OF handling. the disease, re-
suits in an enormous waste OF money
and lives every year The same is TIRE
OF tuberculosis, or pneumonia, scarlet
fever and the other germ diseases.
Figuring human life at ST 900. put
ting the question on its lowest plane,
the state Of Utah loses /. 500 lives need
lessly every. year. a cash loss to the
state OF at least 1.5O0. 600. The state
board OF health proposes to SAFE a
large part of this loss by instructing
the people at large as TO the best
,aethods Of preventing the transmits
sion OF disease. The campaign for
public health contempiates the educa-
tion OF teachers in the schools and
universities, the issuance and distri-
button of printed matter giving direc-
tons for the prevention of disease.
There can be no question about the
immediate value in dollars and cents
OF such a campaign and it is hoped the
legislature viii inagurate the work
ct once and on as broad a scale as
possible.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
A GOVERNMENT SLAVE.

4 CURIOUS CASE OF involuntary
i servitude comes out of Mississippi.
No. it is not "A cruel planter who is
holding in chains a poor, but honest.
though ignorant black. The govern
ment Of the United States, or at least
the postOnice department Of the gov
eminent, is at fault The story is told
in dispatch to the Chicago Record
Herald as follows:
A /. Horton. a negro postmaster at
Way station. Madison county, thirty-five
miles north Of here. makes the charge
that nc is being held in peOnase by the
postofficc department Horton has fire.
ducutly attempted 70 resign. but the post
office department refused TO accept the
resignation for tho reason that 10 other
person can be found willing to take the
master general IS holding him IN inyoiun-
IarE servitude. and that ne Is losing
money by serving as postmaster.
It surely is not true that nobody
can be found to take this Office. We
are sure there are Democrats in Mis-
sissippi who. through long absence
from the public crib, would be glad to
take even this humble place. But
perhaps the soul of the proud AIissis-
sippian would revolt at the thought of
going into a place that had been soiled
and sullied by niggah. sub.
And il this is true why cannot some
other negro be found? Can it be pos
sible that there is only one negro in
the postal district served by Way Sta
tion to whom the door of opportunity
should swing open? Must it remain
closed to ali the other colored men
and brothers?
Seriously, it is not fair for the gov
eminent to hold Horton longer. II he
feels that he must get out of the
place and IL no successor can be found
then the postohice should be closed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
In Short Meter.

Philadelphia Record.)
The easiest dos to break is china
one.
The dressmakers salutation is 'sew
long"
own making.
There are men who never pay anything
they owe except grudges.
Is always room for one more
Most of US would be perfect if we fol-
lowed the advice we give others
It's easy enough to forgive our emo
mics after we have got even with them
The taXidermist is not the only man
who is out for the stuff
You have 10 flatter some neoDle tn
keep on good terms with them
1t doesn't follow that there IS no ef-
feet without cause when a wonaa n
changes her mind.
The modiste can help a girl out with
her wedding gown, but not with her di-
Vorce suit
The people who are most eager 10 share
their troubles are usually those who are
most stingy with their good luck
Hoax-dis hair is getting rather thin,
isn't it2
Joax-Yes; I don't believe it's strong
enough to take its own part.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

of agriculture over quarantine reguIa-
tions affecting interstate movement of
stock. a bill of which little has been
heard and which the congress had
evidently forgotten. The message calls
attention to the derelictIon of both
houses. and Mr. Hale. presiding in the
senate, passes it along with a sort of
family curtain lecture TO the senate
committee ia charge of the bill, for its
remissness.
The Herald confesses to ignorance of
the measure except that in "A general
way it is intended to relieve live stock
shippers of the annoyance and expense
OF inspection at every state line, and
permit them to move shipments on one
inspection by government agents.
Whether it is 4 good measure or not is
naturally debatable. since it has not
been discussed enough to furnish ac-
curate information, but the president
evidently assumes that it is all right
and he means to have it passed if his
dictum can accomplish action.
Just the same, it would be much
more thoughtful of the Strenuous One
II he would arrange to give notice in
advance of such shocks as this. He
might have a bell rung outside the
capitol, or sepd a herald in advance
of his messages with a trumpet to an
nounce that something was due to
happen. A few more such violent sur
prises and there will be an epidemic Of
heart failure in that elysium of the
simple life where the solOns of the ma
ton are wont to gather.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
SUCH A suDDENNEss.

T HERE IS SOMETHING refreshing
L about the unexpectedness OF
Theodore. Here. just as the senate and
house OF representatives had settled
down TO a comfortable conviction that
the session was pretty well over and
that it was time 10 engage sleepers,
the president sends In a special mes
sage with voltage OF some thousands
ana reminds the somnoIent that he
Anas his eye on them IL nobody else
1aas More than that. ne means 10 have
them follow his instructions or know
the reason why.
It al came UP over a. bill establish
ing the jurisdiction of.the department
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
A Good Remedy.
(New York Tribnne.l

In the schools of a Connecticut town
measures were recently taken to test the
children's eyesight. As the doctor fin
ished each school he gave the principal d
list of pupils whose eyes needed attention
and requested him to notify the children $
parents to that effect. One boy brought
home 10 his father this note from the
principal:
Mr.. -; Dear Sir-It becomes nv
duty to inform you that your son shows
decided indications of astigmatisTn. and
mis- case Is one that should be attended to
without delay"
The next day the father sent the fol-
lowing answer: Dear Sir-Whip il out
of him. Yours truly
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
Society,".

Mrs lie Grand Young and the Misses
ALTON and Jasmine Young enter
tanned about thirty friends yesterday
/ afternoon at buffet luncheon in
/ honor of Mrs. Joseph Young and Miss
Pearl Billings, of Chicago. The home
at Red Butte Hollow was bright with
I spring flowers, the yellow of daffodils
F., predominating- The assisting friends
were Mrs. Kenneth c. Kerr and Mrs.
William REID.
Cards have been received by friends
in town announcing the marriage of
Mrs Charlotte J. Pitcher and William
| ROllin Foster The event took place
| in Philadelphia last Saturday. Mrs.
| Pitcher viii be remembered by a large
] circle of friends made during a year
! stay in the city.
Mrs. Ellsworth Daggett enter
4 tanned a number of her friends at
! bridge yesterday afternoon in compli-
ment TO Mrs. Moses Kirkpatrick. WHO
/ is spending some time in the city
!
The current events and current htera-
ture section of the Ladies' Literary
| cluD Will meet this afternoon at the
/ club house Mrs. S. w Merrill will
read a paper on 'Diaz and his Coun-
/ Try and Mrs. Aaron Keyser will be-
/ view He That Breaketh Bread with
Me-" by Mrs. H. o. Mitchell Keyes.
! George A. Shelton has issued invita- =
I lions for a violin recital to be given
next Monday evening at the First
congregational church by some of his
| younger pupils. The assisting artists
! are Mrs. A q. Andrews. Miss Ger
/ trude Hartman and Mrs. l.. c.. Burton.
| Miss Mary Hoag has moved and is
now at home with Mr. and Mrs
NhsaFl OF
The Home Protective league will
| meet at the home of Mrs D. H.
Twomey at 2530 O'Clock this afternoon.
Mfsa Miriam NeIke. formerly of
, New York. but now of Provo. will give
a recital in Barratt hall this evening
/ under the auspices of the students
society of that institution
Mrs. c. c siade entertained her
card club yesterday at a luncheon
followed by cards.
Miss Pearl Billings, Of Chicago, is
spending few days in the city on her
way to the coast.
Mrs Russell C. SchuIder has issued
invitations for bridge party to be
given next SatU ay afternoon i'm
compliment to he mother, Mrs. w
=
Mr. and Mrs. George A. White, who
have been spending a week with rela-
tives in town, leave tonight for their
nome in Portland.
Mrs. J. H. Dewey and daughter. Miss
/ Belle Dewey, have returned from Cali
fornia, where they have spent the past
| month.
Mrs. E A. SchofstaI has returned
from the east.
Mr. and Mrs. John Dugan. of Bing-
ham, are spending some time in the
| city.
Mrs o. ID. Romney and Mrs Miles
a Romney entertained about FORTY of
| their friends at a Kensington vester
day afternoon, the affair being given
at the home of the former. The home
was decorated with quantities of vel
low daffodils and besides the business
| of the needle and thread a game wa
prayed IN which prizes We're awarded.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
Time I able
IN EFFECT
DEC. 4th, 1904
Gf5aT.
y. -
ARRIVE.

ARRIVE.
From Ogden, Portland. Butte,
f sn F 0mSE. and ffbJ eag9 St $40 M
FF points Ogden and Intermediate Intermediate go a M
From ogden. Cache Valley and II.E5 -,
Intern Mediate points -.-.----..-- AAsO0 q IA
From Ogden. Chicago. St. Louis.
ana ssn Era FFan6 9moha Denver 445
From Ogden, Cache Valley,
FTa Aaite0n :.. Portland and San 7:4O p m
DEPART.
For Ogden. Omaha, Chicago,
Denver. Kansas City and St I'm = IN
Louis ----- --------- -------------- -"N' - -
For Ogden. Portland. St An
thony, San Francisco and in I0.7n a m
termediate points -AV'@V q IA
For Ogden. Omaha. Chicago.
aSd san F f4aneisS CITY St Louis lilo p m
For Ogden. Cache Valley. Den
louis Leu K and chi Si5ya Omaha. st 55
For Ogden, Cache Valley. Butte,
Helena Portland. san Fran ET.lE - -.
cisco and intermediate points. AA.7O Y IA
T. NJ. SCHUMACHER.
Traffic Manager
D. Z BURLEY.
d. s. SPENCER.
A G. p & T. A
City Ticket office. 2O1 Main Street
Telephone 80.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

With an afternoon contemporary
burying Senator Kearns politically
and a morning contemporary making
OF him The greatest ever Constant
Reader may be pardoned il he becomes
slightly muddled.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

If only the proposed extension Of Tie
terms Of city officers could be limited
TO councilmen who are opposed TO
franchise grabs. all of us would look
with more favor upon it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03
SIDE Line.
philadelphia Bullet

Philadelphia BuIletin.)
The Midget--Isn't that our old friend,
the fat lady2
The Glass Yes; she generally
picks up a few dollars at this time of The
Eear testing the ice on skating parks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

The coIored brethren want n police
man Of their own color. But will they
guarantee that they Will give HIM
plenty to do?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

The really dangerous chap is the one
who believes IN government owner =
ship of senators and representatives,.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

The ladies Of the Unitarian church
viii hold bread, pie and cake sale al
Marriotts meat market. % West First
South street. Saturday morning.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

Mrs o. ID. ROmney and Mrs. Miles
A Romney entertained about forty of
thelr friends at a Kensington yester-
gay AFTERNOON, the affair being given
AT the nome OF the former. The home
was decorated with quantities of Vel
low dahodils and besides the business
ef the needle and thread a game was
played in which prizes were awarded.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

Mrs. ]. H. Dewey and daughter, Miss
Belle Dewey, have returned from Cali
fornia, where they have spent the past
month.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

Mr.. and Mrs. John Dugan. of Bing-
ham, are spending some time in the
city.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

Mr. and Mrs. George A. White. who
have been spending a week with rela-
tives in town. leave tonight for their
home in Portland
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

Mrs Z. A. SchOfstaIl has returned
from the east
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-03

Mrs Russell c. Schulder has issued
invitations for bridge party to be
given next SatU ay afternoon i'm
compliment TO he mother, Mrs. w.
II. Dickson,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-12
Sra sisplctpm, Minnefota.

Seq bill meb oct famine jeg ienber ina
Detailing for 8Iabet Ifripe nosle Orb til
4RoIten". Set ifnIbe NOT pGrct eiori
lense for, og bet er for gait. at iorisms
me Slabet, oa bet life furienumer os, men
eieiter os re~9elmGsIigi to @anee ON
lleen nleo iaa mesen i~nteresiant 99ss
ming til Hptte % 8ibsfororip for baabe
tore og imaa. Sen nbe Sort9uing i
"arncn" bIipcr sobt lift. nemIis "Stbrs
ntano Mtoit", % ale buffer iaien Sprt9ls
lingen ON Yeoer gaoit fra ifipr.
Sunbbebstilitnuben bar nrret iaa az
miuoeIig COB berrunbt | gintcr nteb fors
boIospis faa SsbsfaIb, os @interen bar
ogfaa barrett meget COB mcS lluotageIie al
ct Gar temrnelig folbe Srrc / Sannar ca
Sebrrar. Set bIep itnbslig / Dor Ics
nigheo M | 8inter, ba Dor Br9it bleu
iaa ibg, at ban maatte ~reiignere tit 9alb
og igse 2Gsebielp. ng oct er ubiit mar
ban fan paretnae Tin @ierning. Sau bar
Ell ~aIporlig oe trp Ranb ! fit GaIS oa er
Iabnet at ale | Renigbeheu ban bar ales
SDntpati, iaa meget mere Ion ban/bdr
Ell uug Maub 90 orbinerct iiSfte Soms
mer. Wantte Serren Iebe aft til Oct
beoitel 6nns Nnpu er 8aitcr 9inoeldu5
al ben 8oreneoe airte. Saa bill lea tilz
lint ii9e ~9ceorabsR oIten" Sut for al
Den @lGbe % Spgae, Sen briu9er til
Gus o9 Sbtte Garet rlinbt, pg snIfe ben
.frentiSi9 2Dfte os Srergail9.
Wr3. q. u. %.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-12
.sra Malaas. alberta, GAMBIA.

Gngaaenbe fibite CONNER beroppe,
faa bar Den bpperlig; ia alene "SuunD
alberta fan opbiie iaaboune Somre, 90
insen anben Ylaos. tror iee. Sioite liars
Gpling blep ubntertet. 9reaturnbl ibnes
at interesiere Sarmeren mere eub G9ers
briiget Der enbnu; @rnnoen oertiI er
Den, al BET er for Ian9t til W~drfebsplnhs
nteb @renet ertbnu; men M bliper bet
fnart ian, at Sarmeren iIipper at fiere
@renet Ian9t, for oct mGgti9c 6. y. o..
q. &onpaui beapnbte meb fit tore @erf
ifior CONNER % "@rabiu9en" blep fGrs
big Iiee I'D til Stonb Greet. Tom lisgcr
25 9RI I Zit for 3sta5tiuiu, % | CONS
mer itaI Der fortiettes. SpdrIin9 er
Raouet paa ben 8p, Tom blep aHs
Iagt beb Stonb Greet. Seq uGpner ben
af ben 8runb. at ben CT 6lepet til Ell
flor gb bare paa nooIe fan Mdaneber,
ia fremibnte Spa flyer, bet bliper en- gp,
iom tonimer til at maale iig ucb Gbicas
90 Ell Gang / 8iben. 2anb fan erbuu
fiebcs for fer Collars pr. acre, og
SomeIteaoerne optases ian fort iom Bar
men gaar / tprt Ores. Selleritfe paa
bet aauoeIige Smradbe er pt 9lemt Der,
for Dor 9reit % SiGleierger Saitor Sals
BORON, faar 9anieu til at foriuinbe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-05-12
Sra Snrpen. q. Haf.

Der bar pGret Ell uomerfet ben @ius
ter, bare iaa biot bet bar oRret SlGoes
fore en- ire RnnneSer. Ser bar b0rst
Iibt GuIoe i Sanuor % Sebruar, eLlers
bar bet prret pent. Sioite aars aplina
bar uofida goo ruuot Der. Soeoeu at
fra ~ til 81 8uibeI pr. acre oa Reites
parteu bIen @rabet go. 1 % 2 Rortbern.
8i babe en- libeu Sn9rt al @uIten Der
peIdd, men ben Tom Iiot for tent til at
Gjsre uo9eu itor SfaSe. Sarpep er en-
rotiaa lioiig ~SorretniugsbD til ale Sis
Der. Otter lin aIber tror iea, oen fan
made iig meb bbilfcuiombeIt Sn; ben
er life mere en0 II a - aar 9anln1eI.
San beuoe set oiloe intcresierc en- Gel
af "&oiten"s 2rIcre at bore, buor ulauoe
Stores" % andre SInas Sorrctnineer
ser CIR / Saroeb, ian bill ies preDe at OPP
nrpne ina mqrge. iea buffer: Ter or 8
observation-disclosures, 4 8roceriftores. 3
Enntcr, og Der er Gale ON, at bet ffdi
stioc en- til / Ell q Sreultib, 2 Reitaus
inter 8 6otcaer. 1 SetpeIrpitore, 5 @as
.iubanolere. 2 2eieitaISe, 4 2um6erbnro,
> SlGgierihpps, 3 9Geer, s Slaoier at
rIse "@rain" paa. heribImSt en- 6nr,
.nerelepdtcr, 1 Relmole ps ct Neieri.
CANADA Seberen bar beriet eauite
Tipat runot Der / giuter. On bel Gel
Rmsicre bar aaereoe flpttet op iii Ganas
Ga ipaur, og iiere tonumer iii at rsiie.
Ter er en- Sci Sianoiuauer Der ogian.
lom bar +fIeS" paa sano eeroppe. 5aas