St. Tammany farmer., 1905-09-30

oO cents and take you TO place Wnere
you can get as much more and to-
bacco and beer?'
THAT lads reply is to cling so close
to us it's hard walking. By afternoon
NE have six more hoboes In process
zion, and can't get no more to do busi-
ness on, because we give them so
apiece, and it uses up our capital.
Haiti says Shorty. We're in
front of country barber shop, which
is also saloon and q candy store.
and sells cheese. Here Shorty draws
up his procession. A little fat man
darts out to us.
Hello!' he says to Shorty. Then
you really gone in the business you
was speaking of last time / saw you?
Seven OF them? What you want for
the seven?
"'Here's the goods, all delivered to
you, and want my price, which is a
dollar fifty apiece for Them says
Shorty. And the sholler that goes up
from the little man is heartrsnding.
"tThere amt no consideration for
others in business matters says
Shorty. 4 had to pay them something
to come along, and / must make my
profit, mustn't T? Then here's my part
ner to share the proceeds. Then, il
you won't pay me my price. we goes
to Batsey's. Attention. boys!'
"'Oh, don't think of going to nobody
else!' implores the little fellow. I'll
take the goods at your price,. He
hands Shorty dollar and half for
each tramp, and the seven tramps. not
knowing much of what is going on, is
lined up, trying for all they're worth
to make a fine impression on who
ever's going to be good to them.
"'Well, boys, says Shorty, you are
now arrested, SO make yourselves conn
Portable. This is Constable Blathers!'
The little constable bows cringing
to them. You'll be tried ard SEN
fenced in just little while now.
well, them seven breaks ranks and
sets up a holler. What are they ar
rested for? They want to know. And
Shorty has betrayed them! Then just
let them get at Shorty!
!" Now, now, boys pleads the con-
stable, don't carry on so. please! I'd
rather lose the price / paid for you
than have any hard feelings against
me in Leland county. / always tries
to treat the boys right. II you do
have to go to Jail, it'll only be for q
few days. Here!' and he runs amongst
them, passing out 50-cent piece to
each. There's tobacco for you, and,
IL you'll step inside and be arrested
like gentlemen. there's cool. refresh
ing glass of beer. So, now, do be gen
tlemen'
"And, as the goods we just sold and
delivered is assured they won't get
more than three days on the charge Of
vagrancy, they go inside with the con-
stable. who rubs mis- hands saying
they mustn't be mad at him. and re-
member they're gentlemen and will
they have light or dark?
You see,' explains Shorty, Leland
county pays q bounty OF seven dollars
q head for every tramp caught and
lodged in the jail The judge and
the constable goes yhares on the boun-
ty. These constables is most kind to
the tramps. as you see, because they
want them to come back and be ar
rested maybe dozen times during the
summer. While was meditating
over the cup Of sorrers which had
drunk to the dregs. it struck me that
here was q good chance to make 9
honest living.
Its then along comes the Judge.
He's nice, fatherly old feller, and
gfeets us cordial, especially Shorty,
whcss been up before him before