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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
Trains.

California Special'
Denver Limited &
Omaha -....--..
FIT Worth, Denver
& Kansas CITY,,
Minneapolis -. -.
Davenport a. Chi
caSo -. .......'
Omaha -. $500,
Colorado & Omaha
Des Moines & Oma-
ma $500. ..-..-.
Denver, Lincoln &
Omaha -. ....,
Des Moines Expires
ST. Paul & Mime
apolis go. $3.50.
Denver, FIT. Worth
& Kansas City.
Kansas City. ST.
Joe & California
Rock Island g.
Washington .....
Chicago & Des
Moines .........,
Rock Island &
Brooklyn Accom-
Omaha ..... .....
Omaha & Des
Moines ..........
Cedar Rapids a
TiptOQ 49,.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
LEGAL.
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Notice af Einal settlement.

Estate of Joseph C. Gilmore. deceased.
Public notice is hereby given that the
undersigned. John McAdams, admins
traitor. has this day filed his final re-
port and settlement as such in the
county court of Rock Island county, and
hearing on said report has been set for
Dec. %, 1895. at O'clock a m, at which
time persons interested may appear and
make objections thereto, and il no oh =
jections are filed, said report Will be
approved at that time. and the under
signed will ask for an order of distri-
button. and will also ask to be dis
charged.
Rock Island, Ill, Dec. 4. 1905.
JOHN MADAMS.
Administrations
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
LEGAL.
Guardians Sale.

State of Illinois, County of Rock ISL
and-ss:
county court of said county, entered al
the November term of said court A: ID
1905, on the application OF Mary a: NC
an insane and distracted person, to sell
the following described real estate, be-
longing to said ward, situate in the
county of Rock Island, state OF Illinois
to-wit: Lot two (2l in block two 60
in William f. Brooks Second additlou
To the city of Rock Island; / shall, OF
the Both day of December, A. ID. 1903
AT the hour of o'clock p. m, sell al
the Interest of said ward in and TO tht
said real estate, at the east door OF tn,
court house, in the city OF Rock lsiahd
in said county. Terms of sale as ioi'
lows: Cash in hand at time of sale.
MARY a. MGINI1Ef,
Conservator for John Mckinley.
Murphy & Witter, solicitors Tor con
SerNatOr.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
MIsCELLANEOUs.

~~-~-~S~.~-~-<-~ - - =.
rent ANYTHING, engage help or secure
q situation, the Nah is the one pa
per In Moline that can do IL for you
Nail wants are popular ana MAI
wants bring results- One-haf cent
per word Is the price 10 all alike, cash
In advance; 2-cent stampE viii do
evening ana Saturday Mall, Moline
n -
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
RAILWAYS AND STEAMERS.

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CHICAGO. ROCK ISLAND PASlF.<,
RAILWAY Tickets may be purchases
at the City ticket ofice.1S2s Seconc
avenue or c., r. l. & p. depot FIRM av :
enue. foot of Thirty first street Snon
west 1898, west 142S. FRANK II
PIITNIMER c. p. A.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
ART DECORATION.

PARDON * SON Artistic interior
decoration Finest line of late paper
carried and skilled workmen employ
ed Moderate prices AT Severn
teenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

/ East. West
i'd $40 pm dl2:45 pm
la y:45 am a Ass am
| a $50 am dIo:4o prn
d $40 am a 9:15 pm
la 7.4o am q TOO prr
ldl2:55 am a e:0u am
ld12:5O pm d10:1o pm
Ia1s:ss am / $3.50 am
!. Am amid s:as .-a
a a Soc: 90 pm pm !: sos am
s:4o amid s:2s pm
a Sis am dI0:4o pm
a11:1o pm d 6:sb am
aIs:56 pm d s:2s pm
d 1880 pm . sos pm
| a 4:55 pm d 7:10 am
q $3.50 pm s;se Sm
d 6:1o pm a $50 pm
a1o:s7 am d 4:so pm
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
HEATING AND PLUMBING.

CHANNON DUFVA * CO. Heating
and plumbing along scientific lines.
Careful and skilled workmen- Prompt
attention. ia West Seventeenth street
Phone ll4S.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
LOST AND FOt-Np.

LOST-Five hand embroidered napkins
initials "E. c." between Twenty
third street and Seventh avenue and
Young & McCombs' store, Friday
morning Reward for return of same
to this office.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
COlOna Sand
Stone Quarries

Sawed Building Stone. Ashlar ano
Trimmings q Speciality.
Fer cheapness, durability ane
beauty, exceiied By aese- This
atone does not wash OF color the
wall with aIknii. etc. Plans seat
M Tor estimates will receive
careful attentton and be return
cd promptly at our expense.
Qunrrtes II miles from Rock
Isiand On the c. d. q q rail-
road Trains No. and 10 VIII
atop and let visitors on and o.
3rids. Stone, Corn Crib Blocks ara
Foundation Stone, any Size
Desired.
Samples of stone and photos OF
buildings can be seen "a Roem
No. II. Mitchell a Lysde buila-<
lag. Address
ARTHUR BURIAL, Manager
Rock Island or CoIoaa, ili.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
FUEL.

EMPIRE COAL & COKE COMPANY
Wholesale and retail dealers In BIZ
tufinous and anthracite coal Prompt
delivery service once. lFle flrst
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

IOWA g. ILLINOIS RAILWAY INTER-
urban)- Station. III Brady street,
Davenport. Telephone. Central Union,
North 740. Fare, one way, between
Davenport and Clinton. 10 cents. Round
trip, s1.20. Five hundred mile book,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FOR Observation-Disclosures
FOR SALE-A square piano in good
condition, very cheap; must sell at
once Inquire at 1125 twentieth
street.
FOR SALE - Oliver typewriter; late
pattern: visible writing; in good or
der: half price. Call at room D, Blu
ford block
FOR SALE One Peoria oak heating
stove size 16; one Garland success
steel range: cheap; must sell at once.
Call at $50 Twelfth street.
FOR SALE-A complete set of house
hold goods, including an oak folding
bed and a steel range; every article
good as new. \. +. Swanson, al
Fourteenth d-a-half street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-A gold stickpin with diamond
set \ reward for its return to this
Office.
LOST-On Second avenue. a fur muh-
Finder Will he rewarded FOR Its re %
turn to 1884 Fourteenth and "a half
street.
IoST-On cauSewaS between govern
nent bridges. iady's hunting case
gold watch. fob attached. villa 90
Return TO George -. Durnln, kemper
hall. Davenport Reward.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

ROCK ISLAND COUNCIL. NO. 90. r. &
S. M.-Meets in stated communica-
ton on the third Wednesday of each
month. d. ]. Sears, T. L M; L c.
Daugherty, secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
I.AUNDRIEs.

--S~.~~~---S~>.oS-r~ - ~ sTN0DY
RauersfeId & Sexton, proprtetorA
Fine finish and quick sers Ice. 1914
Third avenue Phone west lzzt
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

HOTELS AND RESORTS.
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS - Located
6767 feet above the sea All year
round resort. perfect place for
rest. For particulars, address DR..
Daniel s. Perkins. medical director.
Las Vegas. N. M
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
FLORISTS

HENRY GAETHJE - Proprietor Chip
piannock nursery Cut flowers an
designs of all kinds City store. Isl
R@cond avenue Telephone lllo
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

ROCK ISLAND COMMANDERY, NO. Is,
X T.-Meets in stated conclave ON
the second Monday of each month.
Fl. A ]. Mcdonald, E c.; r. C. Willer-
ton, recorder.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
wANTED-MALE OR FEMALE.

WANTED - Gentleman or lady, with
good reference, to travel BY ran or
expenses: salary paid weekly and eX-
penses advanced. Address, with stamp,
JOS. y. Alexander, Rock Island. Ill
wANTED-Energetie, trustworthy man
or woman. TO work in Illinois repre-
senting large manufacturing com
pany: salary $40 to $50 per month,
paid weekly; expenses advanced. Al
dress, with stamp, j. IL Moore, ROCK
Island, Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

ROCK ISLAND CHAPTER, NO. 269, O
z. S.-Regular meeting second We'd
nesday of each month. Mary E. kreis
w. M; Vashta Bollman, secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

JOHN VOLK & CO. Contractors and
builders Also manufacturers of sash.
doors blinds and mouldings. Dealers
In plate window and art glass Or
teenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

GEORGE II SIDwELL & CO. Com.
mission merchants Grain. hay and
provisions. Members OF the chicago
board of trade and Chicago stock sk-
change. Established % years No
S42 and 543 Rialto building: Lone
distance 'Dhone Harrison 1850
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
cIAIRNoYANT.

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DIP MARY YATES-MaRnetic healer
and business medium Hours. / to IL
10 M. Residence. 705 Fourth avenue
Take the Blue line west
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
PATENTS.

PATENT AND TRADEMARK oftice.
room IA, Mitchell & Lynde building
Rock Island. James L. Murphy, as
sociate, branch of Moore Co, pat.
emit attorneys, Washington, D. C., ans
Chicago. Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

II. J. TOHER & CO.-Brokers, Daven-
. port Stocks. grain. PROVISION; coz. coz
ton Private wire to New YORK anc
chicago. Offices, I0s Main street Tel
ephone 4o1.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
EDUCATIONAL.

EDUCATIONAL.
AUGUSTANA COLLEGE-Business de-
partment A thorough business train
ing given for entry into commercial
life. Terms reasonable Apply at
Augustana college.
VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school
conducted for girls by the Sisters OF
higher branches and all polite ac-
embellishments taught Twentieth
street and Fifteenth avenue. ROCK
Island, Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.

GUSTAV BLANKBNBURG - All kinds
of contracting, building and jobbing;
workmanship guaranteed; estimates
furnished. Residence, S17 twenty
ninth street Phone 59SS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
LODGE DIRECTORY,
Masonic.

ROCK ISLAND LODGE NO. 65s. A. F. &
A M.-Meets in stated communica-
ton on first Friday of each manth n
H A. Clevenstine, w. M; H S. Boil
man. secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

FOUR acres, with house, situated on cor
ner Twelfth street and Cemetery
road, in South Rock Island; fine place
for gardening, florist, or poultry ralS-
ing. The heirs are desirous or sell
ing these properties as soon as posi-
BILE For further information, apply
to H f. Krell, us Seventeenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
ARCHITECTS.

LEONARD DRACK-Architect and su-
perintendent Skinner block, second
door once hours. 10 to IL a H. to
$40 p. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.,

WANTED-Washing to take home. also
work by the day. Call or address q
teenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

MASONIC BOARD OF cONTROL-H D
Mack, president: F. T. Myers, secre-
tary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

s. stop al Rock Island for meals; =
daily except Sunday.
CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE, & ST PAUL
Railway-D., II. /. q n. w. passenger
station at foot of Seventeenth street s.
| Il. STODDARD. Agent p l.. Hinrichss
| commercial agent. 900 Brady street.
Davenport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
Trains

Davenport for Bet
tendorf, Nuttings,
Pleasant Valley,
MacArthurs, Tile
Works, LIE Claire,
Mississippi Park,
Princet'n, WapsIe,
Wapsie Bridge.
Shaffton. Rock
Creek Road, Ca
manche. Highway,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
Trains

.. daily except Sunday.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
EXPRESS, STORAGE, BUS AND CAB.

storage company having uneQualed
facilities Tor moving, storing. packing
and shipping household goods, ano
can quote reduced freight rates TO
pacific coast and other points. Write
or call Office and warehouse, S22-
326 East Fourth street, Davenport
Iowa Telephone SOS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

WANTED-To buy, a medium soft coal
heater in good condition. Address
~. 46." care Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

FOR SALE-To close estate, the beau
tiful home. No. 1872 Seventeenth street
modern improvements: east front
eight rooms; fine location; best of re-
pair. Call and examine
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26

' ~~-~~-~~----~~-~-~~-~~~~~
FOR RENT-Five rooms Inquire at
1910 Third avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-26
INSURANCE.

INSURANCE on dwellings and house,
hold goods a speciality. Oldest ana
best companies; lowest rates. c. K.
Chamberlin. Mitchell & Lynde block.
Phone 1880.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
.MJJ eMNonoId|

More than likely you speak the same
words yourself, and no doubt you feel
far from well. The cause may be easily
traced to some arrangement of the fe-
male organs which manifests itself in
depression of spirits, reluctance to go
anywhere or do anything. backache,
bearing-down pains, flatulency, nerv-
ousness, sleeplessness. leucorrhea.
These symptoms are but warnings
that there is danger ahead, and unless
needed n life of suffering or a serious
operation is the inevitable result
The never-failing remedy for all these
symptoms is Lydia K. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Miss Kate Mcdonald, Of Woodbridge
N j., writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:
81 think that n woman naturally dislikes to
make her troubles known to the public, but
restored health has meant SO much to me that
/ cannot help from telling mine for the sake
of other suffering women.
{" For long timo suffered untold agony
with uterine trouble and Irregularities
which made me physical wreck. and no one
thought would recover, but Lydia X. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has entirely
cured me. and made me well and strcng, and
l feel it my duty to tell other suffering women
what a splendid medicine it is"
If you are i'll, don't hesitate to get .
bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound at once. and write to
Mrs Pinkham, Lynn. Mass. for special
advice is free and always helpful.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
SPREADING THE
NEWS BROADCAST.

That Dodd's Kidney Pills cured his
Diabetes. After long suffering Mr.
G. Cleghorn found a permanent re-
lief in the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
Port Huron, Mich, Jan. 30th.-(Spe.
ciaD-Tortured with Diabetes and
Bladder Disease from which he could
apparently get no relief, Mr.. G. Cleg-
horn, a bricklayer, living at 119 But
tier St.. this city. has found COM
plete and permanent cure in Dodd s
Kidney Pills and in his gratitude he
is spreading the news broadcast.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills made man Of
me-" Mr.. Cleghorn says. II was a
sufferer from Diabetes and Bladder
Disease. l was SO bad I could do nc
work and the pain was something
terrible. I could not get anything to
help me till tried Dodd's Kidney
Pills. They helped me right from the
first and now l am completely cured.
have recommended Dodd's Kidney
Pills to all my friends and they have
found them all that is claimed for
them"
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all Kidney
Ills from Backache to Brights Dis
ease. They never fail to cure Rheu.
matism.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

Peruna has always been a great
favorite with the military men, both in
the army and navy.
The strongest kind of testimonials
are received from officers of high rank
concerning the virtues of Peruna for all
catarrhal ailments.
Only small per cent. of these can be
used for publication for want of space.
Mr.. Harrison l.. Dean, Burnside Post
No. 8, Department of the Potomac,
Colonel encampment No. SO, Union
Veterans Legion, Colonel Green Clay
Smith Regiment No. II, U. V. u, De-
partment of the Potomac, Military
Order Loyal Legion, Department OF
Columbia, Major 34th Indiana Veteran
Volunteer Infantry, writes:
"There Is no longer any question a
to tho curative qualities of Peruna In
all catarrhal troubles. Its successful
use BY many of my friends entities II
to confidence and endorsement
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because 1t
never sticks to the iron. but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in A-pound pack
ages. and the price is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals. II your grocer tries to sell you
12-oz. package 1t is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose Of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures "16 ozs." Demand De-
fiance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick
ing. Defiance never sticks.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

alone in the house the backache has
been so bad that it brought tears to
my eyes. The pain at times was so in
tense that I was compelled to give up
my household duties and lie down.
There were headaches, dizziness and
blood rushing to my head to cause
bleeding at the nose. The first box of
Doan's Kidney Pills benefited me so
much that continued the treatment.
The stinging pain in the small of my
back, the rushes Of blood to the head
and other symptoms disappeared"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. so cents per box. Foster.
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
DEPOSITS ARE HEAVY.
Detailed Record of the Larger Cou
tries

Detailed Record of the Larger Coun.
tries.
In the saving banks of the world
S2,G40,000 depositors have over $10,-
500,000,000 to their credit, says the
Department of Commerce and Labor
through it's Bureau of Statistics. This
is the detailed record of the larger
countries: United States, $3.060,17S,-
Gil; Germany, $2,27a.4O6,226; United
Kingdom, S9G6,S54, ,253; Austria, $780,
GAL, 1888; France, $S47,224,910; Italy,
$4S2, ,2G3,472; Russia, $445,014,951;
Hungary, $4S2,S1O,515; Denmark, $780,
170,057; Switzerland, $4,000, 900;
Australia, $164, 1881. The average
deposits range from $41s.S9 for the
United States to $5.4S for Japan. Can
ada is second with $2S9.14. The de-
posits per capita Of population vary
from $y6.41 for Denmark to fifteen
cents for Italy. The American per
capita is $37.38. The Japanese per
capita is ninety cents, the Russian
$3.16 and the Canadian s10.99. Swift
zerland is second with $62.26.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

There is more Catarrh In this section Of the country
than ali other diseases put together and until the last
few years was supposed to be ncurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced II local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling
to cure with local treatment pronounced 1t incurabe.
Science has proven Catarrh 10 be dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by y. J. Cheney
Co., Toledo Ohio, is the only Constitutional cure on
the market 1t is taken Internally In doses from 10
drops to teaspoonful. 1t acts directly the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any 1t fails " cure Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: F.J. CHENEY e. CO., Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
GRATEFUL TO CUTlCuRA
For Instant Relief and Speedy Cure ot
Raw and Scaly Humour, Itching
Day and Night-Suffered
Months.

II wish you would publish this let
ter so that others suffering as have
may be helped. For months awful
sores covered my face and neck, scabs
forming, itching terribly day and
night, breaking open, and running
blood and matter. had tried many
remedies, but was growing worse,
when I started with Cuticura. The
first application gave me instant re-
lief, and when l had used two cakes
of Cuticura Soap and three boxes OF
Cuticura Ointment, l was completely
cured. (signed) Miss Nellie Wander
Wiele, Lakeside, N. Y"
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

One of the most beautiful women IN
America defies the ravages of time by
simply keeping her blood purified with
DR.. Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup Pep,
sin. 1t will do the same for you. If
taken at the least sign of bowel, liver
or stomach trouble, it will prevent all
kinds Of sickness, keep your circula-
ton clear, and your skin and COM
plexion as fresh and pure as in child
hood. Sold by all druggists at SOC and
$1.00. Money back If it fails.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

"Who is that shabby looking man
over there?"
HE is the president of the bank"
"And who is that we'll dressed look
ing gentleman with him."
That is his Office boy"
But why"
That's just it. The office boy de-.
posits his earnings in the clothing
store. The president keeps his in the
bank"
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
Fashions IhornY Path.

Mrs. Sassiety - "My dear, wish
you'd take time during the day to look
up Mr.. Hightone's standing in Brad.
streets. Now, don't forget"
Mr.. S.-"What's the matter?"
Mrs. S.-"We have been invited to
Mr.. Hightone's reception, and want
to know whether to accept or not"
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

what l SUI
fered no one
W i'll ever
know. ] used
about every
known RENE
dy that is said
to be good for
kidney COM
pla l. n t, but
without d e.
irving perma-
nent relief.
Often when
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

We need look for no more highball
revolutions on the isthmus Of Panama
since the colonial secretary went down
there and-smiled.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
Reversing the Usual Order.

Balty Moore-I notice that a color.
ed pugilist is planning to start prize
fight at o'clock and get married at s..
Calvert, Jr.-This is certainly the
age of revolutionizing old customs and
getting things reversed.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
Little Chance of Oscillation.

Miss Stalmate-No man who kisses
the wine cup can kiss me.
Ferguson-And l suppose it is only
the man who has kissed the wine cup
who has any desire to kiss you? Aw.
fully awkward, isn't it?-Boston Trans
cript.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
Insist on GETTING It.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have q
stock in hand of ~ OF. brands, which
they know cannot be sold to custo-
mer who has once used the 16 OF.
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

Congress refuses to reinstate naval
cadets who have been expelled on the
charge of hazing. Expulsion seems to
be the only method of stopping the de-
moralizing practice.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

The Iowa idea," which was about
to go into the hands of the under
taker, is able to sit up and take nour-
ishment out Of Governor Cummins'
spoon.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

Among those who have received the highest
award-the Grand Prize-st st. Louis Worlds Fall,
was the A. j. Tower Co., the makers OF the FISH
BRAND SLICKERS. Many of our readers who went
to the Fair will recall their ne exhibit In whfcn
waterproof garments were shown adapted 20 SO many
dses that almost every department OF the worla
served tribute 10 one Of the oldest manufacturing
concerns In the country.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

O'Donovan Rosa ha sreturned with
out molestation from Ireland with
more blood in his eye and more color
on the tip of his nose.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

WANTED-One person in every COM
munity to represent old well-known
house. Good income. Send address,
Donohue Co., 425 Dearborn St., Chicago.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
Needed Regulating.

"Say, ma" said the small boy, "my
stomach says it's dinner time"
Run away and play" replied his
ma, "your stomach's fast"
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03

Apparently the state of Texas would
be safe in increasing its cash prize for
the discovery of a successful boil
weevilicide to $5O,OOOOOO.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
More Flexible and Lasting,

won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third mvre for Same
money.
Kansas agitator., 1905-02-03
Defining a Cynic.

"Let me see, cyuic is man who
is tired of the world. is he not?" the
young student of language asked.
mo, no, my child" replied the
knowing tutor, "a cynic is man OF
whom the world is tired" ."-Pick-Me
Up.