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Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-08
Bo.toD stocks and Bonds.

BOSTON, Dec. 7.-Call loans cas- per
cent; time loans, SOS per cent. Official quo
tations on stocks and bonds were as fol-
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-08
MInneapoIis Grain Market.

MINNEAPOLIS, Dec. T.-FLOUR-First
patents. ATOd4S0; second patents, $500
AGO; first clears, $S,50q375; second clears,
| s.. 45d255.
| BRAN-In bulk $3.50.
(Superior quotations for Minneapolis de-
| livery The range OF prices, as reported
| by f. ID. Day & Co. 11O-lll Board OF Trade
| building, was:
| 49, =. 4 LII. = C,i-- - 80
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-08

ribs sides Qoose). S.O0dT12ik; short clear
sides boxed, ST12lkd725.
Following were the receipts and ship
monte Of four and grain:
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-08
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. FRIDAY DECEMBER s 1905.
Now York MoneY MILO

sOnered. 1900. -,-
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-08

1895. 1904 1908 1909 1901 IiyOO. lS99.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-08

zSsiot No, hard 07 TaI1 SiS?e No spring,
7SGSOi5c: No. spring 75d7Sc
CORNING. g. 39lkq4Oc;t No. 4, 3SqSs1zc;
no grade, 35QSsc; No. 8 yellow, 39lzd4Oc;
No. 3 white, 40c.
OATS-No. mixd, 29d29lkc; No. 3
white, 30q30lac; No. white. 291sq30c.
RYE-No. 2, 63q64c; No. 3, sla62c.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

Eastern Star, Regular communicA-
tion second and fourth Thursday even
ings OF each month. All visiting broth
ers and sisterg are cordially invited.
Mrs. +. l.. Browne. worthy matron:
s. X. Dearth, w. r.: Mrs. Emma
Benedict. Sec; Mrs. NJ. A. Howell.
Treas.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

The F~raternai Brotherhood, Ne.
102, Meets every Friday night at their
hall In the Schmidt building. west
Of Fountain square, a.. s o'clock. VS.
ting members are always welcome.
JAMES N. COOK.
President.
G. W. GATCHELL. Secretary.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03
HAPPENINGS IN RAILROAD
CIRCLES AT HOME AND
ELSEWHERE CHRONICLED
Tagged 6urro Shipped.

ragged 6urro Shipped,
IL. J. Ryan, tie inspector for tn,
Santa Fe railway company, with head
quarters In Las Vegas, yesterda,
shipped q hurro 10 Robert Lea Neil
son, a nephew of his at Indianapolis
Indiana, where he Is superintendent o.
the sanitary department for the city
The burro wore a tag on which wal
indited The following:
I'm a poor, forlorn burro from New
Mexico.
Senator Beverage has DISTINGUISHED
me Is the reason | must 60.
I've q beautiful voice like the senator
and II We both will try,
Joint statehood with Indiana we're
bound to have, bye and bye.
II don't make any difference whether
burro or goat,
II he's joined 10 Indiana he'll be sure
to have a vote,
Auto Cars win BE Installed.
Division superintendent G.. T.. Aver
of the Santa F., with headquarters
at Dodge City, who was in Hutchin
son. Kansas, in his seven-horse-power
eight-passenger gasoline railroad auto
mobile, said that it is quite probable
that the Great Bend branch of the
Santa Fe would be equipped with gas
oline coaches, large enough for fifty
passengers and for baggage and mail
If the machine he Is using, and which
IL the first tested by the Santa Fe
proves to be a success. The coacf
would be operated instead of a passen
err train, making thirty miles an houl
and saving much expense. Mr.. Ayel
travelled the other day, inspected al
of the bridges and burned Twelve gal
Ions Of gasoline.
c. T.. Perkins, car and party, wen
east on No. 2 last evening.
Engineer Sam Smith Of the 1927 i:
laying Oft, his place being supplied b,
Engineer Fred Schultz.
NJ. r. Williams, superintendent o
buildings and bridges, came home las
evening from Trinidad. Colo.
The firemen's ball at RoSenthal hal
last night was a rousing success IL
every particular. A flash-light photo
graph was taken of all present.
Mrs. f. B. Sowl, the Santa Fe da,
operator at Flagstaff, was called tt
Chicago, in response to a message
that her mother was seriously i'll.
In a statement made public in Bos
ton the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fl
reports greatly decreased net earning'
and surplus for the month of March.
Forty railroad laborers passed
through Las Vegas for the Belen cut
off on No. ! yesterday afternoon ant
twenty-four laborers got off that traiI
at Watrous.
w. b. Purdy, of the Santa Fe civil
engineering department, returned le
Watrous from Albuquerque afte'
spending a day there.
Ed F. Corbett of Springer, n. NJ, i
taking a lay-off from his positionwltt
a Santa Fee bridge gang on accoun
of a painful injury he received by fall
ing from a hand car.
Engineer NJ. f. Smith is at home il
Ration, very dangerously i'll, the resul
of being hit on the head by a falling
rock while passing through the tun
mel about ten days ago.
Louis Brown was seriously scaldet
on the right leg at Springer, n. Nj
b, the bursting of a hot water pipe OF
the pile driver engine which is layins
him off from duty for a few days.
A. J. Wertz of the air department a
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

Redmen, Meets In Fraternal Broth
erthoOd hall every Thursday sleep
OF each moon at the Seventh Run and
Goth Breath. Visiting chiefs always
welcome to the Wigwam. F. n.
Barnes, Sachem: Thos. c. Lipsett.
Chief Of Records.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS.
FOR RENT.

E,uR RENT-south furnished rooms, all mo'
- nrn conNcniences, plO Fourth street, A.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

lNOR RENT Furnished cottage; Ave rooms
u nicely furnished, for 3 or 4 months Apply
lni, Third street. "a
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

A. J. Wertz of the air department at
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

Fraternal Union Of America, Meeto
first and third Tuesday evenings 0f
each month Ia the Fraternal Brother
hood hall, west Of Fountain Square, q
s o'clock. T. M. Elwood. F. M; ".
G. KoOgler, Secretary.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

G. a. Cole. round house foreman at
A%lamogordo, in company with his
wife, left on a thirty days leave of
absence on a visit to st. Louis with
relatives. Thos. Fielden, master me
chanic with his family will occupy the
Cole residence during the absence of
Mr.. and Mrs. Cole.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

EOR kENT-Furnished Rooms for Light
= housekeeping, ts Washington Ave, tla
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

j. l.. Vaughan, Mexican Central
agent at Moctezuma, has been granted
a patent for a device which when at
tached to a car will display a signal
upon the opening of the car. 1t is IN
tended as a means of informing train
men whenever an attempt is made to
burglarize box cars on their train.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-05-03

L. W. Clapp has secured a vacation
from his duties as agent for the South.
ern Pacific at Lordsburg and will visit
each of the Knights of Pythias lodges
in the territory. Mr.. Clapp is grand
chancellor, which is the highest office
in the order, in the territory, and 1t IS
part of his duty 10 visit every lodge in
the territory during the year he holds
the office.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
Outside SECURITIES.

The market for outside securities was rather
s,dad Interest was almost wholly centred IN -roIN
erp Securities the trading in which was tue " -,
sbadowinc feature The tendency or prices at 'i'0
onening was upward. gains of i to per cent III 9
GOOD many instances being recorded belote t"e
4rs+ ton minutes had elapsed a vigorous seli."5
movement set in IN Northern Securlues' WHIS" ~,
carried that stock down over per cent anu tl-o
rest Of the list fell in sympathy Inc sup e4as
Court decision which it was generally pLeUUI ~,
d,,rfro last week would be favorable TO M ~,
,,rovad 70 he the reverse Orders were pretty "
distributed and what little support was IN e'4I
~ times failed to check the decline 1raoe'S
conspicuous in helping the downward NOV
and when bottom was finally reached eohsios'aoie
covering set in which caused rally OF ~ 90
cent from the lowest. In international NiSlIa'0
Marine stocks after early strength. tel = 10 p'
cent although the preferred stock was up He"IiS
q per cent above Saturdays final Consideraoie
strength was manifested in Central Foundry stoCAS
Mackav shares after early frmness' sold Oh 20 %
the lowest point of the day. Interborough RaPlu
Transit gained nearly Ia per cent, but AAe"Iss
lost the advance Writing Paper and Consolidated
Refrigeratins shares were strong. Seaboard AIT
Line new and old issues. moved up sharpIy III lle
late trading In the copper stocks Greene Con-
solidated was somewhat irregular. Montreal and
Boston ruled strong the outlook for the settle
ment of the company's affairs
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
Bankers posted rates were:

DOMESTIC EXCHANGE.-New Orleans Com
mercial 25c premium; bank 81 premium. San Fran
cisco-Stght, 7lzc; telegraph. lee Boston-Par. Chi
cago-3Oc premium. Charleston-Buying, soc dis
count; selling, 81 premium. ST. LoUls-5Oc bid. SOC
asked. Mfnneapolis-S1 premium. CIncnnati-20c
premium. Savannah-Buying. soc discount. selling
75c premium.
BANK CLEARINGS.-New- York Exchanges
S4S,463459 balances. S1O,9S3O O22 Chcago-Exehanges
sS0,6630u balances, S956.254 Observation-Disclosures
s15,673415 balances $500 2S3. Batimore-Exchanges,
S3.1S22SS; balances. s4O792S. Philadelphia-Ex-
changes, N5.S6S O45; balances. $29E.O16
SILVER MARKET.-Bar silver. sic: Mexican sill
Yer dollars, 4712c. Bar silver in London closed at
2S Lied.
GOLD PRFMIUM.-In Madrid. S1.65; Lisbon, II.
MEXICAN EXCHANGE.-Mexican exchange on
New-York is quoted at 202.
GOVERNMENT NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. receipts
reported from Washington $S2S 972: internal reve-
receipts $L1s2625; miscellaneous receipts s223-
92S. Receipts FOR the day. S2,29552O expenditures
$4,000 Receipts for the month to date SAL 9SS 2i0
expenditures, $tS,6l0O00: excess of expenditures
1856 $50 Receipts for the fiscal year to date sS19
633093 expenditures, $Ss AS; excess of expendi-
lures. s29 O36,952
SUB-TREASURY.-The Sub-Treasury was cred
itor to the Clearing House S2,5O4,72S
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31

RAILROAD BoNDs.-Market Irregular. Total
sales amounted In par value 20 s7.s50SOO against
a.5.S,5eo Saturday. The heaviest dealings y-e-s
IL The Atchison general As. Baltimore and Ohio
gold 4s. Brooklyn Rapid Transit As Chicago Rur
hngton and Quincy IS. Chicago. Rock Island ana
Pac.Ac Railroad 4s. Colorado and Southern first IS
Erie general and convertible as MeAicaa Central
nrst Incomes. Reading general zs. St Louis ana
San Francisco retrnding As. ST Louis Southwestern
consolidated IS. Seaboard Air Line gold is Union
Pacific hrst and convertible As and Wheeling ard
Lake Erie first As Consolidated Tobacco 4s ana ss
and United States Steel Is were also active
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31

Dutch stockholders have sold out to any railroad
interest here. -. b,.
resaryad sneca with the American Locomotive COM
pany for thirty freight and passenger ana t"eey
switching locomotives and is now having oull' llis
sfxtv-1ve locomotives for which space was re7feN
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
'Ex dividend.

FOREIGN MONEY MARKET.-Call money in
London. 2la per cent. Open market discount rate
for short bills. 27-l6a2s per cent long bills 27-16g
2is per cent. Berlin discount rate pa PER cent.
Berlin exchange London. 90 marks 461. pfennigs
Paris discount rate, "a per cent. Paris exchange
London, % francs Is centimes
FOREIGN SECURITIES. British consols for
money, IS u-l6; for the account SIS 11-l6 French
rentes, 9S francs 62I5 ceTftimeS
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
MONEY AND EXCHANGE.

MONEY MARKET.-Money on call opened at .
per cent; highest per cent; lowest. ia per cent
last loan. per cent; close, rs per cent; ruling
rate per cent. Time money was quoted at per
cent for sixty days. 903h per cent for three four
ana f1ve months and 31i rer cent for six months.
Commercial paper was quoted at SIb74 per cent for
sixty to ninety days, 3aiG44 per cent for four to
SIX months and ~ per cent for others
FOREIGN EXCHANGE-Market closed firm.
Actual closing rates follow:
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31

Brooklyn Ferry stock. .....
Hobolsen Ferry ist IS. 1916.
do stock.
~ 7 & L, n Ferry Co stock.
do LIST mtg bs. 1922. 49,.
y Y 4 II J. Con 5s. 1916. &.
10th & % ST LIST ms 81 1919
Union r OF N Y & b stock.
" Y & N J ist mtg 5s. i0fa
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
IRREGULARITY IN STOCKS.
Northern Early Weahmess-Money Market
Remains Easy
EtI "a ININ0 ll7IE7A
tations were:

Closing prices yesterday OF the principal active
securities and net changes from Saturdays quo
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
AMERICAN SECURITIES ABROAD.

London. Jan. 80 D. m.-The market for Amer
lean securities was duh and generally firm. Final
prices follow:
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31

GUARANTEED STOCKS.
FURNISHED by Joseph Walker & sons. No. 20 Broad-st1
pa,a Rit A.kaa
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
BOND MARKET TRADING.

GOVERNMENT BoNDs.-Market STEADY. Fina,
quota tions follow:
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
BONDS.

g2. 100 Total sales. odd lots,
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31

ITEAO I'VE STOCKS.
CFurnshed by William E Nichols & Co. No. IS Walls,
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
THE FEDERAL TREASURY.

Total sales OF bonds. $3.50 zoo.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
FERRY COMPANIES.

1.2s4I72 Total sales FOR the day. unlisted.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31
CLOSING CURB QUOTATIONS.

$4,000 Total sales. .serl "and interest
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31

Int. period. I RId. Asked.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-31

FURNISHED by William E. Nichols & Co. No. Is war-stl
Bid. Asked. Bid. Asked
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21

you don't subscribe to the news
papers?" asked the visiting neighbor.
mo, answered the hostess, 1--WE
know more than the newspapers can
tell. My husband is censustaker."-
WaShing tOn Star
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
ARE YOU GOING TO roRoNro7
Trip Expense of Life With


Trip Expense of Life With
Good Bunch
Are to Toronto? That's where the international
Of the Typographical Union meets August A. 1t will be
magnificent trip and Of will take the Wabash out
Chicago GO Follow the Flag from Chicago Detroit and
there take for Buffalo Wabash ticket from Chicago
Buffalo the boat from Detroit the
In take the lake either both
OF have for berth
meals the the the train That's all
the extra it
Fifty dollars will take from Lincoln Toronto and back
including meals You'll the lake trip Niagara
Falls ride down alongside the rapids Erie Toronto get
all the little fine bunch of people and have week
which will be remembered the time of your life.
What's the with making right here Lin
If of The He'll
be glad tell he has learned cards. hotels
side trips, The the merrier.
Come boys-and girls.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
CAPITAL AUXILIARY.
Will Have Lawn Social as the Feat
ure for This Month.

Capital Auxiliary's social this month
will be held in the open air, which
means the delights of the lawn added
to the usual enjoyable features. If
the weather happens to be bad the
guests will be we'll taken care of,
the home of Mr. and Mrs ]. E. Nickel,
1905 South Sixteenth, on Monday
evening, July "a. All union printers
and their wives are cordially invited
to attend
Mrs. J. NJ. Leaden is entertaining
her sister, Mrs. J. A. Wing, and niece,
Miss Phyllis Wing, of Rochester, N.
Y, at the Leaden home on West
South street.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Odell,
a son, Wednesday, July IL.
Mrs. Erstine King has been ill for
several days but is now much better
Mrs. w. E. Moore is entertaining
Mrs. John McGinnis and daughter, of
Omaha.
Miss Hazel Armstead and Miss
Gertie Armstead of North Bend, Neb.,
are the guests of Mrs. W. NJ Maupin
Miss Hazel is sister and Miss Ger
tie niece of Mrs. Maupin.
Mrs. F. G. Hebbard and the twins
left last week for a lengthy visit at
the old home in Aledo, Ills.
Mrs. B. o. Wilson has returned from
a visit with her son, Don, in Chicago,
and with relatives and friends in
Michigan. ....
The full attendance at Wednesdays
meeting indicates something of the
interest the members are taking, even
during the heated term. Two new
members were elected at this meet
ing, Mrs. F. M. Coffey and Mrs A. NJ.
Lander. The former has just arrived
from the Coffey plantation" in Okla
homa and will visit in Lincoln during
the summer. At the conclusion of the
business session refreshments were
served. MRS. LOCKER.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
THE CARPENTERS.
A Lot of Breezy Notes From Lincoln's
Largest Labor Union.

Largest Labor Union.
A word of explanation as to why
there was nothing from the carpen-
tiers last week. The writer carried
his notes as usual to the sanctum of
the editor of The Wageworker, and
finding the door locked, dropped the
roll of paper through the open trans
some. 1t is probable that the boy
who sweeps the room got to the Office
ahead of the editor (who, by the way,
is not addicted to the habit of early
rising) and our notes instead of find
ing their way to the composing room,
found their way to the waste basket.
The editor has promised to treat but
so far has not kept his word.
We trust all the carpenters took in
that pathetic labor play Lost Para
disc" given for the benefit of the Cen
trail Labor Union, July 10. The COM
tiers true to life, and if there were
any of our men absent they missed
a rare treat.
Bro. P. D. Connors, who has been
quite sick, is about again.
Bro. Brinkrode, who is working for
the Lincoln Sash and Door company,
got three of his fingers badly cut up
by circular saw last week.
Will Campbell, Geor Wilson and
Pete Johnson have each got new jobs
at the fair grounds. Mr.. Rewitt of
Omaha has the contract for the Adj
ministration building.
If the c. l.. does not soon begin
making preparations for Labor Day
the carpenters will have to go it alone.
See that the teamster who delivers
your lumber has a card
These are the days that make the
carpenter working on a roof feel like
agitating for six hour day and a
free lunch thrown in.
Work is brisker than it was two
weeks ago, and a number of new
foundations are going in.
| Our new president, C. Woodland,
believes in pushing business. See
that every member has the red work
ing card of the new quarter, July,
August and September.
| Bishop McVicar, acting as umpire
between the journeymen carpenters
and the master builders of Providence,
favor of the carpenters in their con-
| tention for an increase of pay of 2 IL
cents per hour.
| The contractors on the postoffice
building employ only union carpenters
and they are willing to pay decent
wages.
Bros. Rollins and Moore, together
with several of our Chicago members,
again, boys; you are always welcome.
| 1t is a good deal like looking for
the proverbial needle in hay stack
to look for a union man on Contractor
Harry Stevens work at Thirteenth
and o. Do you know why?
Quite few of the boys have taken
clearances to other cities on account
of higher wages.
There is still a considerable inflow
of cheap labor from College View and
University Place.
Bro. Jewell has gone to Aurora to
work.
Bro. Wartnaby has cleared for Om-
aha where he will work for the Capt.
tai City Brick and Pipe company.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
POST, The HUMANE

National Union Busting association,
and manufacture of edible sawdust
is again telling the public that union
men are brutes in human form. Post
is the man who fell in love with his
stenographer, and fired by his pas
sion treated with such cruelty the
wife he had sworn to love, cherish
and protect that she was compelled
to secure divorce. This suited Post
for it permitted him to marry the
younger and fresher stenographer
Mr.. Post Is a great champion of hui
manity-but his divorced wife still
lives.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
TIN SOLDIER GOES WRONG.
Short in His Accounts and Turns Up
Missing When Wanted.

MISSING "nSn "dn1SUs
Colonel Frederick w. Gross of the
Colorado National Guard, and pay
master under the Peabody administra-
ton, has gone wrong. During the
Peabody administration he was a
Acknowledgements along with General
Bell and other union haters. Now he
is fugitive from justice, in Can
ada and short in his accounts all the
way from 100000 to $25O,OOO, accord
ing to the Denver News.
Gross was veteran of the Span
ish-American war, and was clerk in
the Denver telephone Office when ap-
pointed inspector general and pay
master general by Peabody. 1t is said
that he was promised the appointment
of adjutant general under Governor
Mcdonald, and thought that when ap-
pointed to that Office he could cover
up his shortage. But Mcdonald did
not appoint him. Gross was confined
in a Chicago sanitarium for a couple
of months, during which time his
shortage was discovered. He disap-
peared as soon as released from the
sanitarium.
Strange to say the daily newspapers
which had SO much to say in condem
nation of Secretary Hayward and the
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21

'Shadbolt has a wonderful memory
yes; such a memory as his is a
nuisance. Every time I meet him
see he hasn't forgotten the dollar
and a half l borrowed from him five
years ago.''-Chicago Tribune.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21

do you resent these investiga-
tions?"
81 should say 1 dol" answered the
trust magnate. why, they are taking
up my time and putting me to almost
as much inconvenience as if 1 were
a member of the grand jury. WASH
ington Star.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21

Mrs. Crawford-Why don't your hus
band buy you an auto?
Mrs. Crabshaw-He says he can rur
into debt fast enough now without
employing Neutrality-suspicious..
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21

''The fight said the reporter, "be-
gan in a little alley down there. I
don't know the name of it,
Call it Harmony court said the
editor, Its bound to be something like
that. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
Virtue

''Those labor leaders are all venal
and willing to accept bribes," declared
the department store manager. "They
ought not to be allowed the freedom
of the Streets
So saying the manager dipped his
pen in the ink and filled out a check
to pay an alleged labor leader for
calling a strike against a competitor.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21

strikers, have been awfully mum about
Gross and his shortage. Had he been
a union man gone wrong he would
have been played up" by all the man.
aging editors, and the Associated
ave kept the wires hot
for a month telling all about him
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21

Bosh-I knew man once who had
never met with disappointment in
his life.
Josh-How was that?
Bosh-He was never looking for
anything but trouble.--Detroit Free
Press.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
kismet

He tucked his college parchment meath
His withered arm and looked so wise ;
And now he's soda fountain clerk
And taking fizz-ical exercise.
The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1905-07-21
The Exception

There's luck in odd numbers"
mot for me. The auto that hit me
was numbered 1885,"