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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-31

The averages man . idea Sof B d
joke is sometimes over which he
splits hisssido VIXEN he is plar.iing it
and nobody cracks q smile when no
does it.
The way Is make syopf y, ,,fes have
;oonfd tnsS in YOU ~ % tell herr that
She other woman is $sra.h har prstss ex-35g
cept for her hair, syes smonth teeth,
ncss. complexion, aud aguts.
The best biogran anhies are tose)
ON two feet
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-31
NOW Is THE TINE FOR HYOMEI
Far Easier to Cure Catarrh Now Than
at Any Other Season.

Now is the time to use Hyomei,
when the early summer days make it
so easy to cure catarrhal troubles.
The Hyomei treatment, breathed for
few minutes three o. four times o
day in May or June will do good twice
as quickly as it did in January, and
nearly everyone knows that used faith
fully then, it completely rids the s:s-
tenn of catarrh.
The complete Hyomei outfit costs
but one dollar, and consists of seat
inhaler that can be carried in the
purse.or vest pocket and will last a
lifetime, medicine dropper, and a
bottle of Hyomei. Extra bottles of
Hyomei can be procured, il desired
for fifty cents.
Evans Pharmacy give their personal
guarantee with every Hyomei outfit
they sell to refund the money if it
does not give satisfaction. There is
no risk whatever to the purchaser Of
Hyomei.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-31
A QUESTION? ?
DO Men OF Women Have the Better I11'le:'


Dorothy Dix in New
Stripped of all the chiffons with
which We have surrounded the sub
jcct. the real object Of life IS to
achieve happincss-to have good
time.
People who have had digcstions,
and who cannot enjoy themselves any
way, may deny this. aud assert that
the purposes Of existence ought to be
to forward some high moral aim.
But the fact remains that the great
desire Of most Of US, and the great
struggle, is for pleasure.
This brings up an interesting prob
lem as to whether men or women
have the better time.
To me there seems but one answer
to the question: men have most Of
the fun of the world.
Next to being born an idiot or a
criminal-with whom he law classifies
her-the heaviest handicap that is
ever laid or human being is the
handicap OF being born woman.
Except for bearing children there
is nothing that Homan is ever call
ed on to do that her sex doesn't make
harder. This is the case even in the
purely domestic pursuits. a man
can cook better than woman because
he is physically better able to wrestle
with the pots and pans.
He is more suited for housework
because it doesn't break his back as it
does woman to reach up with the
busting brush after cobwebs and get
down on his knees and scrub for dirt,
and he would make an ideal nurse be-
cause he Wouldn't be hindcrcd by pet,
ticoats.
If you watch woman going up the
steps with baby in one arm and a
lighted lamp in her hand, and trying
TO hold y her skirt, you will realize
how many difficulties even mother
labors under being woman.
If woman wants to work outside
of her home, and work is, after all,
the only amusement thac never pals.
the disadvantages of sex are increased
hundredfold.
There is not care or anxiety tha,
tears mans heart, there is no be.
reavements, no loss from which he
suffers from which woman is exempt
He sips from the cup of sorrow. She
drains it to the bitter dregs.
Women do not have as good time
as men dc enjoying the ordinary
legitimate pursuits of life, and when
il comes to participating IN the hilari
ties of existence they are simply barr
ed out. The price is too high. Il
may be that for their dissipations
men, in the end, have to pay tht
piper, but women who are gay anc
giddy have to pay for whole orches
ira.
That women ale less happy thar
men We unconsciously recognize il
our attitude toward them. We ar,
surprised when a woman even shows
sense Of humor. We are amazed
when she jokes, and we look Will
suspicion upon her if she is merry
and is given TO laughter.
Indeed, we are SO accustomed tt
women taking q serious if not melan
choly view of things, that Cheerful
woraan, and one who sees things cheer
fully, is sure to be spoken of as friv
olous and light minded.
You never heard these adjective
applied to man no matter how big
clown he is.
Men begin having better tim
than women almost in their cradles
Boys, except the few unfortunate
who have little Lord Fauntleroy moth
ers, escape the awful torture Of hav
ing their stringy locks pulled, an,
hauled, and twisted, and coutorte,
into long, flowing curls, such as poor
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-31

- A man learns o lot about not
getting rich in the summer resort sea
son.
- No minister is as black as te
dresses himself. Ss
The pleasure about getting out
Of debt is you can then get in again.
Virtue becomes e vice as soon %
you are vain Of IL. I, II }5 }
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persecutcd little girl martyrs arc for
ccd TO wear.
Neither arc little boys required to
refrain from everything they want to
do in order to keep from mussing
their lace trimmed and embroidered
white frocks as is expected Of little
girls.
Every child S birthright is freedom
and dirt, but the unhappy little girl
Of respectable parents never comes
into her inheritance.
As they grow up the depressing
conditions Of sex become more and
more apparent. They must sit quiet
ly and scdatcly down and play dolls,
instead Of engaging in the sports that
send the rich red blood racing through
the veins, and give the health which
is, after all, the source Of all happi-
ness.
Worst Of all, they miss the freedom
Of childhood, which is the only free
dom that we ever really know in life.
For after we are grown We arc all
bond. slaves to fashion, duty. nccessi-
ty and thousand other tyrants.
Of course, it may be said that each
sex knows it's trials and tribulatiops,
and that, while women envy men,
men feel that they have troubles be-
side which woman's worries are but
pin pricks compared TO dagger
thrust.
To this women will triumphantly
reply that almost every woman in the
world would be willing to die if she
knew she would be reborn a man,
whereas the most unfortunate MAJ
alive wouldn't be willing to change
| places with the luckicst woman. Hap
py Hoolizan wouldn't be Queen Will
helmina for pay.
Although men undoubtedly have a
better time than women, they have
not by any means corncrcd the whole
visible supply of fun.
Indeed, there arc a number Of counts
in which the Advantage is altogether
with the women.
In the first place if women miss
much hilarity and gayety, they also
miss large number of regrets. The
morning after head is a distinctly
masculine possession, and escaping
that alone is fair equivalent fo1
much Of the du!!ness of women 6
lives.
In the next place, in America at
least, women as class get far more
enjoyment of the finer pleasures OF
ife than men doc Women read more
hey: care more for art and beautiful
surroundings, they prefer better plays
and better music than. men do.
| Of course there are many excep.
tions to this rule, but it is fact tha,
the average man reads nothing but
newspapers, while his wife is reading
Browning; that it is her taste ir
household decorations that uplifts
the home, and that if left to himself
he will patronize comedies and rag
time instead of intellectual drama anC
Wagner.
| \ "Pltf, Paff, Pouf' audience i.
overwhelmingly masculine, while ar
lbsen, a Sudermann or a Bernard
Shaw audience is as feminine as 6
pink tea.
| Women also have almost monop
oily of the pleasure of dress. There
can be mighty little fun in ordering
new suit of.clothes that is bound t
be so much like the one you had be
fore that nobody lean tell the differ
ence, and as much like every othe
man 8 as two peas in o pod.
| 1t must be constant source of rea
deprivation to man that ho canno
crafty his love Of color b. wearin,
he]iotrope coats and sky-blue trouser
or shrimp pink hat, and that h,
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-31
Cabby's Valuation.

Biggs Ito cabman) - What will
you charge to take me and my wife
to Blanks hotel?
Cabman-Half q crown.
Biggs-And how much for taking
me alone? 5;. ...s
Cabman-Half q crown.
Biggs Ito his wife) e)-There, ,4.y
dear, you see how much you are vfil-
ued at,-I4ondon Telegraph.
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- Everybody has a a,kering to
teach others what they don't know
themselves.
- It's awful nice Of a girl to treat
man so we'll thst she won't even
marry him. 81
Toere is absolutely no satisfao,
zion in doing something smart if there
is nobody for yousto brag TO about
it. s ysssI
Angular females, saan are able %
elbow their way tbrough ai bargain.
ka. ting crowd have their good points.
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new suit f.clothes that is bound to
be so much like the one you had be-
fore that nobody lean tell the differ
ence, and as much like every other
mans as two peas in pod.
1t must be constant source of real
deprivation to man that ho cannot
crafty his love Of color b5 wearing
he)iotrope coats and sky-blue trousers
or shrimp pink hat, and that he
cannot adorn himself with gems with
out bringing down upon himself the
ridicule Of his fellows.
Probably the only time in the world
when a woman doesn't envy man is
when she looks at his clothes and
sees how ugly and commonplace they
are, and reflects that the poor creature
doomed to wear them is forever cut
Off from all the thrilling joys of plan,
ming toilets that will make his rivals
green with envy.
| Tho one thing, however, that makes
up to woman for all the excitement
and active pleasures that man has
and that she misses, is the. pleasure
che has in her children. Most men
have to be acclimated to children
and while they nave an abstract ami.
NAL affection for the offspring wheu
they are little lobster. colored, wobbl5
bundles of colo, the father doesn'
really enjoy the baby, or especially
yearn to hear its cries.
To the mother, on the contrary
nothing was ever so beautiful or in,
tellectual as the countenance of the
little cream-cheesef faced infant or
her breast, and she wonders what or
earth makes people willing to pay s.
to hear Melba when they could listen
to her baby's melodious yawps.
| The pleasures Of anticipation are
proverbially greater than any joys oi
realization, and every mother has
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-26
VI SORROW AT RADFORD. VS.
Home Town of Colonel Miles
Deeply Grieved Over His Death.

(special 10 Tho Times Dlspat ch.) 5,t5
u BRADFORD, VA, y Feb 25.-Kndfo lord ro-,
ceiYed the news OF oioncl m less death
to-day WithSpoignantS grief. $ He was her CT
most gifted son, and so closely dcntl-5
fled with her interests that It seems I'M
possible 10 be reconcilcd to giving him
up. IF His loss to the town, to 4 South
west vrginia,zt to the State, indeed, is ire
parable. In hundred Of homes through n;
out the state there Is mourning 70 Ola Y
at the passing or this brave, manly. gift
ed Yirginian, and the tenderest sympn-
thy is felt for his stricken family.
Colonel George rs. Miles left his family
we'll provided for, by means Of insura nee
policies on his life. carried by him The
total valuc of these policies was s3s 0OO
They were placed as olloWs he F RI;
,dentialS SO. 900; Fidelity v Mutual. s.. coo !;
Northwestern. s.. 600 a eW'3 Y ork 1.ifc,. So
900; Royal Arcnnum. s., 900: Maryland
life, 1880; Hartford Life, 81, 500
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-26
Millions Know
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All diseases that begin with tever-all In
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III nervous debllity Liauozone acts MS a
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iIf5you need Liauozone, and have mover
used It. please sond us the coupon below
We will then send you an order on a local
druggist for n full-sized bottle--n SOC.
bottle-and will payiSthe druggist ourselves
for IT. This applies only to the first bot
tie, of coursc-to those who have never
used It,. H lSs w
The acceptance Of this offer places you
under no obligations. We simply wish
to. convince you; to- let the product Itself
show you what 1t can do. Then you can
Judge BY results as to whether you wish
to continue 8
This offer itself should convince, you
that Liquozono does as we claim we
would certainly. not buy n bottle and give
IT to you, II there was any doubt of re-
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to be well and to keep we'll. Then be fair
enough to yourself to accept our offer
to-day. Let lib show you. at our expense
what this wonderful product means to
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OLD P'OIN COMFORT
+ !, +, { ~ ~. i, =, Y, AZ

a8 N tSpealal TO The Times Dspatch.) y n
N oLpN POINT coAlrohT. VA. Feb. rs II
Bridge ~ hist iis OF all absorbing Interest at
C)lt1Ntoint Just now, consequently the majority
OF the Entertainments given are bridge whist,
Mrs H. MI scarborough, Of New YORK, en- :.
'tcrtnined at bridge ut the Charnberlin on
Wednesday afternoon. and inthe evening NJ 4. r..
winter With her daughter, Mrs e. g; Garter Y,
gnve n colonial card party at which bridge
5' }}cn Monday evening. Lieutenant Henry Butt
3lcr and eI,nymaster Trevor tcntze, \. who are
attached To the cruiser West Nv lrsinia, gave
a dinner al the Chanlberliri for Misses Mar
On ret 4 d nd i#tinn Shields, OF Isichnond. who
we're the guests Of Mra w Strother5 smith, MI
III i11hmptonss XII . l,5 {, II, \, ), K. N
. MrsI rafferty,. the Wife of Captain Rafferty,.
Sof 1the Artillery Corps. was he hostess At
n ten on Wednesday afternoon for, her sister.
Mrs nj organ, the wife of the American consul
al A r,tIcerne wItzerAnd. g5 .,t
FRANKLIN Murphy forne Governor, %, Of Y tSew
Jersey, nd his daughter Mrs. liam n ~ y.
,chamberiir Tor a portion of tteSweek !,
Diner guests arc Mrs. James u Bryan, Cant
bridge, MIDI; Mr. and Mrs y. Harry Dougi,es,
Misa Marion Douglas Miss Mamie 31oo!lg la ~
Great Darlington, Mass: N and NJ ~
RAYMOND M Chicago; Mrs. T.. II ID klnson. ne w
YORK :{ NJ Nj. and Mrs. stacy Brown. iE New port,
ri &, and Mrs ". S: Morse. 70 .,, 3 .
a. patton. Rochester, N. NJ. and Mrs. MIS-
George Prentiss. Miss u 'rentlss ~
2wichs Conn: Mr.. and MRS. Alex. O.. W9o S
sfaiverton IN. u: Mr. and Mi Goode "
Nn,v.gsYork ~ Mrs. NJ NV. Davis. Washngt ton,
Mr., and Mrs. F. j /. Ticrney. PHI sburg ~
and Mrs. Fred. 9 Blunett. Brook y n i.
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s;C,-O:TT'jSV1LLE, VA. 4
.llsnecial "a LThe TImes- plspatch.)

E Especial ito The Times Dispatch.) f
81 sCOTTSVILLE. VA, Feb 25.--The entertain
mentgiven At heats Hail TO
jnoi,nced success, and EreflectB great credi on
the pupils and teachers of the graded schooi;
nv whom 5t WAS conducted. t53 For ety5 and
Wholesale ,fun.4 say those who witnessed i.
III has not been surpassed her IN & g long
Pamphlets /. in behalf Of Hon. Claude Az 4.
swanson have & been distributed among u the
Democrats of this section and without & doubt ID
he is the ifavorlte among all the Ecandda
=. Four or i five new cases OF smallpox have
developed near Eumont recently
break up and a flood is in sight. 4if =,
Mrs. Miles Heath OF this place. Is IN Rich
n,ond with her SON Heath ad s wmo
has been In the MEMORIAL ttospltai ZOE SONY
months. i$ !, 1, . 4, 1
Ing some time at her old home, r efuge,' Il
near Gendover. ISL 81 & y, y, z. h ~,
hts sister NJ rs. 1V.fE. $Londonce s,,I !, Il,
II Captain% I455J. Pitts. of Hello Haven. has
beenpuuite sick for several days II 4.
supervisor Of Gentleman ~ visit lt! ed
Scottsyille this week. Il 100 u ~
81 Miss ,Doreen Parkinson mas peeti vi -.
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S53,{i TOOK VA STRAW 4 oTE. NJ. ~
interesting Experiment In a. Restaurant.

q 4 Z
An advertising agent, represen Ing H q
prominent New York ma gazine. While on
q recent Western trip. was dining one
evening in 1, Pittsburg restuuran mt
While waiting for Ills order he glanced
over his newspaper and noticed tho adj.
iycrtisement OF 4 well known q dyspepsia;
stunrts Dyspepsia Ia Diets; J.
as he himself was a regular use y or the
tablets, lie began Specializing us 70 2 Now
many OF the other travelling men III the
dining room were also friends Oh the
popular remedy forindigestlon.
h FIG says;I counted twenty-threc men ct
the tables and In the hotel office \ took
tho trouble to Interview them and was
surprised to learn that nine OF the tWen-s
ty-three made q practice of taking one or
two Of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets after
each meal. u. M Isl,
N one or them told me he had suffered
so much from stomach trouble that az
ono time he had been obliged to quit the
road, but since using stuart Dyspepsia
Tablets had been entirely8free from indl-
gestion but he continued their USE. es-
3peclally while travelling, on account Of
5irregulurity In meals and because like
all travelling men he WAS often Obliged 70
ent what he could got and not always
what hoswanted. :. +.
NJ Another, who looked the picture OF
health, SAID Il ac illeYeEH uhc ~ 4ISul VIVA
out taking u Stuart Tablet afterward
BECAUSE he could cat whut5h pleased and
when l,e pleased without fear OF q sleep
less night or any other trouble. AL 81 "A "A
Fl Still another used them because he was
subject TO gas on stomach, causing pres
sure on heart and lungs, shortness OF
breath ana distress In chest, which he
no longer experienced since using tho tab
lets regularly.
Another claimed that Stunrt's Dyspep-
sin Tablets was the only safe remedy ne
had eyer found for sour stomach and
acidty IIe had formerly used common
soda to relieve the trouble, hut the tab
lets were much batter and safer to use,
After smoking, drinking or other en-
cesses which, weaken the digestive organs,
nothing restores tho stomach to a healthy,
Wholesome condition 50 effectuaily as
Stuart's Tablets, ,}55E t = 5s. q
stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets contain the
natural digestive. pepsln, diastase, which
avery weak stomach lacks, AN well as
nux. hydrastin and yellow parilla. and
can be safely9relied on as q radical cure
for every form Of poor digestion, sold
By druggists everywhere. n, ny
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-02-26
THE II IF, I TOWN q i, 3 OF CHATHAM,

81 Especial to The Times Dlspatchs
CHATHAM, VA, + Feb q. The streams have
been very much swollen by recent rains. and
the. general ii thawing Of snow and Ice for:
several days. In many places the streams
we're beyond fording and rural carriers could
not make their rounds. = 4iA4 i.is1
The roads which have been frozen deep since
January are & beginning to Z soften. and q the
steady hauling of tobacco will soon have them
axle deep in mud. }t FlF. &
A very fine tobacco season resulted from
the change in temperature v and every day
during tho week a large number OF wagons
were passing to and from e Danvllle. Flne
wrappers and very low grades are selling
well, while good niediums are low;
y Monday x night Miss ELLA Lockett enter
tanned a large partyfof friends g aft iSs
The most ENJOYABLE game Of 9f the occasion 81
were sent into a room except one. who re-
NAMED in the room with TIE young ladies';
The young men were escorted In alone and
allowed to look at the beautiful young ladies
during which the young man that was not
sent out was in hiding; The gazing young
kiss some one In the ROOM. but instead Of
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n, and Nathaniel .rhorntongsthe coiored

zen, and Nathaniel Thorntonlsthe coiored
fireman. h II RI @s3 \ sss
thirs8 Mitchell never full recovered cons
'sciousress a ia lyns iii the smoker and
5Wns thrown across the car, receiving In
tcrnni injuriesa Mr. Mitchell was born
III Warren COUNTY, on October y, y sGi.
He4ii,nrrlpd Miss s1,izzie Bragg OF IfnsX-
market. who survives hi,n5 with three chill
,dreii5 He IL aiso survived by four 4broth-
Iers and two sisters. Mr. Mitchell! was
ione8ofStheg lending lime fi1ennf tho Sco.i IN
ityS and prominently connected with the
Virginia lime Asscciatlof,. II il b5 # Ii
Thornton was forty yea rs old, md leaves
q widow and children III Alexa1dria,
where tho body was sent Ibis after noon.
lie was frightfully Acnlded. .s s5
As Al farmers Institute was held ilorc to-
day and upwards OF one thousand per-
Sons attended. 1t was one OF the most
successful Institutes ever held II the
Valley. Messrs. Hodges, wilson and
.s,ouic, Of tho state board Of Agriculture.
spoke. g. Nv, Hentor presided. ~ "a !.
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kissing a fair dgtnsel as he supposed. his lips
we're ony pressed 70 those of the young Gun man
In hiding The game was thoroughly enjoyed
~ the young men until they were Informed
OF the person whom they had been smouchl Ing e
THE recital by the students in music at the
Chatham Episcopal institute FRIDAY night was Y
"a most n enjoyable and creditable rendition
Mrs. yVetmore and Miss Morgan have charge
OF this department and thelr thorough train.
Ing. was we'll presented in eact, and every
number. The new hall was filled witt patron.s
and friends OF the Institute who never fall
to manifest a keen interest IN Its welfare
THE institution has been in a most flourish
ing condition during the present session. and
at It's present rate OF Increase will In few
years take place with the& leading female In
lstitutions OF Virginia 5as ~. IS N III
Miss Mary Powell returned this week to
her home. near stokesland. after "a very pleas
ant visit to Mrs. trredWa ~ ISIS
Powell was tho recip ient OF much at tentlon
while here. ", Y. y. J, ~ *, :,
John II. Jones' proprietor OF the Chatham
pha rmacy. 4 Is spending several days lin Rich
'n Mr W Waller tzpatrick OF Bedford City,
was a guest 81 friends this week I. i.
$ Mrs. NV. c.. n s. Merchant and MISS NAME
Blake are5Svissting rcat ives In NJ anassas