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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A New York policeman recently
made 100000 specializing in real
estate. He should be advised to
watch out for large, f1ashy-looking
women who approach with notes from
Andrew Carnegie.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

That there are hundreds of little
things which husbands could do to
tighten the work of the home.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Speaking of the irony of fate, don't
overlook the case of William Sharp,
a descendant of the Pequot Indians,
who has been fined for mutilating a
tree at Orange, Conn. Injun, spare
that treel
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
Insist on Getting 1t.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL OF in a package,
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains 16 OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead of IL or
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
Whale INDUCED in Gin.

In the stomach of one of the whales
caught off the coast of Shetland by q
whaling steamer has been found q
large Dutch gin-bottle. 1t was in per-
feet condition. -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

And now the porte has yielded to an
American ultimatum. The sultan has
got so now that he can yield grace
fully to an ultimatum in almost any
language.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

If John Barrett has to pay $13
apiece for shirts in Panama, allow
your imagination to dwell for a mo-
ment on the probable price of a shirt
that would fit Secretary Taft.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
MANY childrsn krs sIekiv-

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse In Children's
Home. New York, cure Feverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teethlng Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms
At all Druggists ,25c. Sample mailed FREE. I
Address Allen S. Cimsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A Chicago woman who stuck a hS&pin
in a policeman eleven times was fined
81. Virtue is still its own reward.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Physicians say that hiccoughs will
not attack any one who keeps the
tongue constantly moving, but only a
mean man, reading this aloud, will
congratulate his wife
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

The professional beggar is always
looking for succor-but he doesn't
spell it that way.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

If Mrs. Chadwick had tried her
confidence game on Hetty Green,
there would have been a warm time,
but no money would have passed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Some banks now disinfect all the
money they handle. 1t is such things
as this that give us that tired feeling
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
Too Busy to Gossip.

Your neighbor never says as much
about you as you fancy. She is busy
worrying about those who say things
about her
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A woman calls herself an artistic
dresser when she doesn't hide the
clothes she has to wear after she has
bought them.-New York Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A French scientist declares that dys-
pepSia can be cured by smiling. He
neglects, however, to explain how dys-
peptics may succeed in getting them
selves to smile.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Bertha Krupp's income is $2,400. 00e
a year. And she doesn't seem to be
anxious to purchase title.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
Schools in Europe,

Russia has only one school for every
1900 inhabitants Germany has one
for every 700, England ore for every
coo, France one for every SEQ.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

May Yohe explains her New York
trip by saying that she just came for
some more money. Thought it might
be some more reputation she was af-
ter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Even # we ever have a woman pres
ident, there is no just reason to sup
pose that her message to congress
will be mostly postscript.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

We don't see anything strange in
the story of the Ohio convict who for
feited his parole and lost his liberty
by getting married. Men who are
not convicts do that.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A little English widow has obtained
Sic, 100000 as her portion. How &
man could love that "mitei"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

The flowers that bloom in the
spring, ira la, cut a very poor figure
in comparison with the high-priced
buds that bloom all the year round in
hot houses.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Some boys 1 know like Sunday
school because the teachers there
don't send the parents a grade card
every month.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Poetry is not dead; it is merely
buried at the bottom of magazine
pages.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

The Sun proudly refers to New York
as the Babylon and Bagdad of the
West" Is it the Sidon and Tyre and
the Ssylia and Charybdis of the West?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

The investor who is after 10 per
cent sometimes gets it in the distribu-
ton of the assets.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

That to find out what these little
things are needs but two open eyes
and one generous, thoughtful heart
Chicago Journal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A new play, entitled "An Honest
Politician" was produced in New
York. Realism on the stage is MORT
bund.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
Defiance starch

should be in every household, none 30
good. besides OF. more for 10 cents
than any other brand OF cold water
starch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Now that pepper is So a pound in
the Klondike, what do they nse to
sprinkle on their watermelons?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A Chicago man recently choked to
death on a beefsteak. If people will
indulge in such luxuries, they know
what to expect.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

While the coreless apple may fill
1ong-felt want, what we really need is
one that has a barb-wire entangle-
ment against the industrious worm.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
Why II 10 the Best

ent process. Defiance Starch is un-
Hike any other. better and one-third
more for 10 cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A study of the mikados new poem
tends to confirm the suspicion that it
is designated to be read to the enemy
in moments of great crisis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Radium, it is said, Will clarity oia-
monds, but will it take them out or
hook?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

New York is now discussing the
question, shall men smoke every
where?" What might be called a
burning question.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

There was an explosion in 4 powder
mill at Goes, Ohio, the other day.
Things are reported to have gone at
a sacrifice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A Japanese man is advertising in
the Washington papers for a situation.
He can probably get one, without
much trouble, by going home.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

More than 500 students worked their
way through Columbia university last
year, without going out on. single
strike.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

A woman is apt to mistake her mar
riage certificate for lecture license.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

"Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
gave me prompt and complete relief
liver arrangement B. T. Trowbrdge Harlem RE NY.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

lots about helping out her lover If
she dared to give herself away to her.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

TO CURE A COLD IN O-S-c DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. drug
gfsts refund the money If It fails cure. E. W.
Groves signature is each box.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
Dinosaurs in New England.

Dinosaurs in New England.
The first fossilized bones of dino
saurs found in the Connecticut valley
were near Windsor, in 1918. Another
skeleton was found near Springfield
by Prof. Hitchcock and described
by him in 1865 under the name of
Megadactylus. In 1884 Prof. Marsh
made another discovery near Manches-
ter. Conn, of the bones of a larger
size, but closely resembling the one
found near Springfield.
These bones indicated an animal six
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

It is said that there is never an odd
number Of rows ON an ear of corn
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

But few men have the ability tc
combine business with pleasure.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

with the cooling of the earth's crust
he has been forced to retreat south
ward, till the true crocodile is now
found only in African rivers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07

Ancient Beings of New England.
1t was the red and gray sandstones
and shales of the Connecticut valley
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-01-07
The Badge Money Cannot Buy.

A heavy disk of bronze, bearing the
state seal surrounded by the inscrip-
ton, Department of Michigan, G. A.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-02
COLD WAVE GENERAL.
Chicago's Poor Suffering Intensely
Man Badly Frozen.

Chicago, Feb. 2-It WAS IA degrees
below zero here today. A fierce wind
accompanied the cold causing untold
misery and suffering among the dea-
titute Of the city. A man BY the
name Of Gernot WAS found on . vacant
lot with his hands and feet 70 badly
frozen that amputatinD was necessary.
Mary Gardiner had her nose frozen
while riding in = street car and there
were several others reported badly
frosted.
In the Dakotss the Thermometer
registered 80 below zero.
Nebraska, 20 below.
Wisconsin and Michigan 10 to is
below.
At sorrell. Montana. the govern.
ment thermometer registered 48 be.
low. The cold 10 expected to last up-
til tomorrow.
In Kansas It 10 reported IA degrees
below-the coldest there for the win.
ter. and in fact for years.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-02
Tank Car Explodes.

Cincinnati. FEB. "A Big Four
tank car whiah leaked gasoline all
last night was ignited this morning
BY = spark from an engine. causing
, terrific explosion. which destroyed
the Karn street bridge. The gasoline
ran into the sewer which started .
subterrauean blaze. An explosion fol-
lowed tearing out many manholss In
the sewer.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-02
SAVED FROM
THE GALLOWs
Vermont Woman is Granted
a Reprieve.
Case to be Taken Up With SUI
preme Court to Secure New
Trial for Condemned Wom-
an-Many Sign Petitions.

Waterbury. VT, Feb. Ex-Governor
Bent of Vermont has gran ted = re-
prieve until June for Mrs. Mary
Rogers. who was to have hanged to-
morrow for the murder Of her hus-
band. The reprieve was granted to.
day in order to parmit petition to
be made to the supreme court asking
for . new trial. The women OF the
entire country have been Interesting
themselves in the case and the names
Of hundreds Of prominent women
were on the petition sent the governor
asking for . reprieve. 1t 10 now
doubtful II the woman ever hangs.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-02
To Fight Standard Oil.

Topeka. Kans., Feb. "A bill was
presented to both brauches Of the
legislature today providing for an ap-
preparation Of s4O0. 900 to build . new
penitentisry at Peru. This is for the
purpose Of providing men to work the
new state oil refinery which 10 to be
established there under the provisions
Of the bill. The bill 10 the outcome
Of the fight being waged against the
Standard Oil company by the Kansas
OIL interests. In addition to . state
refinery It provides that pipe lines
shall be common carrier and fixes >
minimum freight rate to be charged
for transportation.
wARMER-Liaht local snow to-
night, and Friday not 90 cold.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-02
MANY BILLS
ARE PRESENTED
Last Day Finds Many Meas
ures introduced.
Stephens Eight Hour Bill Re-
ported on Today-Will Pass
On Third Reading Tomor-
row, thence to Senate.

Denver, Feb. 3-Today Wa the l,st
day for the introduction Of bills In
the legislature and . large batch was
submitted. including . bill providing
for capital punishmept. This bill is
similar to the one now before the su-
preme court and 10 intended 70 take
the place of that ono in case IL should
be declared unconstitutional.
Chairman Kearps In the house re-
ported on the Stephens eight hour
bill 1t will probably b. passsd on
third reading tomorrow afternoon. II
then goes to tho senate, where Il will
be sent to the labor committee where
It will probably be amended 20 ~
to permit . special contract Of work.
ing more, than eight hours. Il will
more than likely be whipped ont Ia
the senate in the next three weeks.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-02
Damage to Battleships.

Philadelphia. Feb. 2-Fire broke
out in Cramps ship yard today destroy
ing = portion Of the battleships Idaho
and Mississippi ~ we'll o. several
liners. The cruiser Pennsylvania was
also endangered.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-02
Stlll No Change.

Jefferson City. Feb 2-The four.
teenth ballot for senator shows no
material change. Cockrell 80, Med
ringhaus IA. KeArnes ~.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Fleet to Meet Jones, Body.

Washington, D.. c., July 21.'The
Navy Department expects that the
squadron escorting the remains of AID
miraI John Paul Jones will arrive to-
morrow unless there is a mishap. The
squadron under Admiral Sigsbee will
be met at the Capes by a battleship
squadron under Admiral Evans. a
Brownson. and the French cruiser
Jurien de la Graviere. These YES
sells will form the escort up the bay
to Annapolis where the remains of
Admiral Jones will tomorrow be de-
posted in the temporary vault. with
full military honors. They will be
placed in the new chapel, their ANAL
resting place, as soon as it is com
pleted.
The new chapel, a central feature
of the reconstructed naval academy
group OF buildings recently ordered
by Congress at a cost of many mil
lions. rises on the water front with
a massive dome for it's inspiration,
the Architecture of the whole being
not unlike the Hotel de Tnvelides of
Paris, in which rest the remains of
the Napoleon. The crypt of the chap
Ell is intended for a last resting place
of the bones OF the nations naval
heroes.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Employing Printers to Meet.

Milwaukee, Wis. July 20.-Employ-
ing printers of the central northwesf
embracing Wisconsin, Michigan, north
ern Illinois, eastern Minnesota and
northeastern Iowa, are in session here
today to take action on the demands
of the International Typographical
Union for the Inauguration Of the
eight-hoHr day on Jan l, 1906. 1t is
not be reached until the employers
Of this section have communicated
with the t~ypotheatae of other parts
Of the country so that united action
may be taken in complying with OF
opposing the demands of the printers.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Miami Valley chautauqua.
this state

Hamilton, o., July 21.-W1th bright
prospects for the most successful
season in it's history the Miami Val
ley Chautauqua assembly opened to-
day with a large attendance. the larg-
est in fact ever registered on an open
ing day. The feature of the opening
day was an address by Governor
Robert M. LaFollette of Wisconsin
who tool as his subject, THE Worlds
Greatest Tragedy"
The assembly season will continue
eighteen days. During that time there
will be lectures or addresses by Bis
hop Fowler, Rev. San P. Jones, Will
ian Jennings Bryan and a number
of other speakers of note. In addi-
ton the, programme provides for con-
certs, dramatic performances and a
number of lighter entertainments.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Alabama Baptists.
heroes.

Sheffield. Ala, July 21.-Shefield
has c~apitulated to an invading host of
BaptiSts- who are here from every
nook and corner Of Alabama for heir
days programme calls for address
es and rmo by a number OF not
dition to the transaction of the usual
amount of routine business relating
to the affairs of the denomination in
this state.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Contest Notice.

Department OF the Interior, United
States Land Office, Roswell, New
Mexico, April 4. 1905.
A sufficient contest affidavit having
been filed in this Office by Louis P.
Trucker, contestant, against home
stead entry No. 1855. made June 8,
p1903, for the southeast quarter of sec
.tion 4. township II S., range % E.,
by George R. Wilson, contestee, N
which it is alleged hat said George
R. Wilson never improved or resided
on said land, but has wholly aband-
Yoned the same for more than six
months next prior to the filing Ct
ssaid affidavit, and that saiA alleged
absence from the said land was not
due to his employment in the Army,
Navy Or Marine Corps OF the United
States in time of war, said parties
are hereby notified to appear, respond
and offer evidence touching said al
Legation at 10 O'Clock a. m. on Aug
Iust 8, 1905, before the Register and
Receiver at the United States Land
Office in Roswell. New Mexico.
The said contestant having, in a
'proper affidavit, filed June 80, 1905,
set forth facts which show that afte:
due diligence personal service Of this
notice can not be made, it is hereby
Iordered and directed that such no
|tice be given by due and proper pub
lication.
HOWARD LELAND,
g. 3Ofri5t Register
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
TO DISSOLVE PARTNERSHIP.
er Business Connections With
Mrs. Nellie Payior.

Richardson. Reid & Hervey attor-
leys for Samuel Atkinson, brought
nit in district court yesterday against
frs. Nellie Paylor, the purpose of
Fhich is to secure a dissolution OF
heir business partnership and a legal
iivision of their joint holdings. Plain
IN states in his petition that he and
drs. Paylor formed a partnership
in 1902, by which they were
o invest equal sums of money in n
alsipess to buy, sell and rent real
state and loan money, in which plain
IN was to do the work of the part
eership o a reasonable hire and
hey were to divide earnings or losses
He states that in April, past, he ask
IA defendant for a dissolution sind
Iettlement, but hat 1t has not been
sranted. He tates that the arm owes
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
To Dip All the Sheep.

w. S. Prayer left this morning for
a meeting of the Territorial Sheep
Sanitary Board and return next week.
The board will arrange for a general
dipping of all the sheep of the Ter
on the trip by his little daughter,
Stephana.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Live Stock Market.

Kansas City, July 22.-Cattle e
steers. 4.25@5.35; southern steers,
3.OO@4.35; southern cows, 2.25@3.25;
native COWS and h%eiferS, 3.25@5.25;
stockers and feeders, 2.75@4.40; bulls
ern fed steers. 3.5O@5.O0; western
fed cows, 2.75@4.O0
Sheep receipts 1000. Market steady
Muttons, 4.35@5.5O; lambs. 5.75@7.15;
4.25@4.65
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Summer Tourist Rates.
MD. BURNS, Agenl

During the summer of 1905 the Pc
COS Valley System will sell round
trip tickets to Summer resorts IN &c
sin and a great many other states
at very low rates. Tickets will be
on sale daily until Sept. goth, with
final limit of Oct 31st, for return.
Call at ticket ONCE for full informa
ton. NJ. d. BURNS, Agent.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
NEW LAUNDRY NEXT WEEK.
Machinery Will Arrive "Wednesday.
and Probably Be Set Up in a
Main Street Building.


Hale H~ortenstein, who has just re-
turned from his bridal trip, states
that the machinery for his new steam
laundry will arrive in Roswell Wed
nesday. He is On a trade for a build
ing on Main street and expects I'd
locate his laundry there.
Another enterprise Mr.. Hortenstein
has secured for Roswell is an auto
mobi agency. While away he Sc.
cured the place as representative Of
the Wayne Automobile Company, of
Detroit, and states that along with
the machinery for the laundry will
come some sample autos for his ags
ncy
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21

London, July 22.-The Turkish CEN
sorship is evidently s~uppressing the
news regarding the attempt on the
life Of the Sultan. Further press dis
patches from Constantinople say that
as b Sultan was coming from the
mosque at the conclusion of the cere-
mony OF Selamlik. a bomb burst in
the court yard Of the mosque. His
his usual self-possession and courage.
A few persons were killed or injured.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
Smashed Legation Windows.

Constantinople, July 22.-The bomb
brown by q man who attempted to
Lssassinate the Sultan yesterday,
mashed the windows of the pavilion
eserved for the diplomatic corps,
which contained among others U.
irant Smith, second secretary of the
american legation here, who was ac-
ompanied by Captain Smiley, of the
J. S. army. No one was hurt in the
avilion.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21
MEETING GRAND LODGE
I6-30fri5t
Register

Knights Of Honor, at Waco, Texas,
August list, 1905.
For the above occasion the. Pecos
System will sell excursion tickets at
of one and one-third fare for the
sreund trip. Tickets on sale July 31st,
and August LIST, with final limit OF
4th, for return.
J N. D. BURNS, Agent
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-07-21

The real estate men of Artesia are
the peculiar advantages possessed by
Artesia and the country Immediately
surrounding it over these sections.
These folders are to be sent broad
cast over the northern and eastern
states and nodoubt, will be the means
of bringing many good people to Ar
tesla and will In that way. more than
compensate these men for the small
cost of the folders.-Pecos Valley
Echo.