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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-06-27

in Sumatla there is found a spider
which IS the largest IN the world. It's
body is nine inches ia circumference,
ana its legs spread seventeen inches.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-06-27

AlErsd Bradf9ra nennea Zoo klae-
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
AN AWKWARD MOMENT.

The late Samuel M. Jones. the
Golden Rule Mayor" Of Toledo,
was once discussing, in a political adj
dress, awkward moments.
THE most awkward moment 1
know Of" he said. smiling, came in
the experience OF a worthy old Pres
byterian minister OF Columbus. !
have heard this minister describe the
moment more than once, and I am
sure il mus have been very awkward,
indeed.
1T seems that the old gentleman
dined with a brother clergyman in
the country, and after dinner walked
in the garden with his host till rather
late. The host finally asked him to
stay all night, and he consented.
They went back to the house to-
gether then. to arrange about the
spare chamber and so on, and after
ward they took another turn about
the garden.
"fWell,' said the host at last, sup
pose we turn in. Yonder is the hall
way. Just go in there and hang up
your hat and wait for me-. | want to
speak TO the gardener, and I'll join
you in a moment"
$50 the guest, alone, entered the
hall. He groped his way, for it was
very dark, By the door stood the
wife OF his host. She mistook him
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
Bulobruoeparret.

barme," Ia ben goruIc Manb, "oi
enonm ben Gog ioas er oct life for.
ipunbef."
"asdo, oct bar ct imiift WrplIups-
silbe; ollie talte ON oct | lang Sio;
Der blco oaniet, liaetiI Der ifnloc ipi.
les til aitens % cfter afienSboroci
lao
IA, otter gftensborSet, oa De on.
Ore pilOe oonie isien, toe grnoeom.
men lin gruo og isrte bcnoc mo | III
Siem."
"Som maaife Iigneoe bette Sns
liNt2~ ipiirgte lea.
go, oct fan on gierne II. "a MI
bar De TO altioa aleite ! Oct imuffeitc
GGrelie. San bar enbnii narmere enc
Tor, men bun frss o. bao BAN on al
tGnbe op | 8affelounen. Sun iDntes,
bet bar gnnffe operflsoiat, men aolsr
BOG % CAB iis til at rsre op | GID
oerne, mebenS ban brrmmeoe ioo
imaat. Men SI6en piiSe life brGnoe,
og lea bIep roienoe. Min @ert," la
bun, AIra ct Stpffc 8eo pnal Soet'
ianme Ilog 6Iommen i%peiret, % iea
niIoe foite oct lille Stpffe Sr9 Serino,
ba bun itnuieoe mig"
"gtei ie, min Ben. ser brnger Ell
liben So fat beo ale RootrepIerne
ieg err bis poa, ocn er friif, lao os
pIaute ben"
"8i fon pIoitte Sen imoreen, for
inften er bet for ient -. SIoen Ham.
meoe | Spnen - ieg logoe ombp9ge'
Zig 2s9en tiIiibe og -"
20 npite Tag" IA @eoItemor,
"gif pi ITO % pInnieoe Den lille Sne.
fIoffe / Rabatten, t9t peo @rotten.
"a nGite aar. pna famine Dag, gift
ica | gueeu Der me0 min GloIte sen
poa mine arme, ba iea iaa en- liSen
boio glomit title frem Der, bpor hi
bopbe b%earapet Ssgen; ieg tog Den,
90 Barnet imiIte til gIoiniten, ioni
ieg fiIoreo BAN meo poa bans itilr.
peoe NGie. - Hpite aar bar Der en-
bel alpnee gloniter, Iaret efter langi
ilere, oa mi Ter on, at belle GIpnep
er orffet at SHefloffer. Oh file
@Iomit meo oct grsnne Sierte, bu
Minbe fra Dor goar, on ifaI altio bore
ben ferite for os, JON bu er Den
imnffcitel"
Ee ioa mig life lpnser; ieg eri.
iterte life for BEN. Sa De fortuIte
mig 6eres Siitorie, bar De otter
bIepet erebet at ben ifisnne Srem,
iom ieg bapoe aibrltot.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
Deccrab.p ofsns
Wcniter Department.

1Gerornb-pciten~ bill bereftcr M
beboIoe en- iioiggt &qffe Msnftre
for Gamer og @grn. Oct er poa @n.
mobning al mango, at hi begpnber
rneo oenne afoeIing, oe hi faar mi ie,
bpor Iangt Snteresien piI itr9ffe iie.
Soert Meniter foIter 10 Gents, og
geitiuinser iertoes til ~DecorabBo
item, % man beoes benptte Den
8Ianfet paa gnoen at Senne SpaIte.
9i bar label oisie MenItre nnoerisge
at WoSebon0Iere, o. oct paaItaaes,
at De er gooe, oe Iette og sreie OF ip
efter. 6or bet fsrite oil hi life cper.
i9tte 8eifribeIien ODER bpert Wenfter,
oa oct tor antaees at De fleite, iom
bar Drug for benz, bill ~foritaa en-.
eelif. SfuIbe Der piIe fig Erong til
at fan Dem operintte, bill bi foretoge
Goronoringen.
Woor man beitiner oiSie Menitre,
maa man gipe Iuntere, MaoI ON.
firing grpitet % 2ioet, alber for
Born oa iinee Bigger, os fuloitGnbig
aSresie, iaaIeoes at grepe bill naa
benz. ger meeet foriistie fife at
begnn rogen Sell / 9eifripelien, 90
Wtenitre life fan oInbpttes.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
Straf for GofelheIte.

3 set ti0Iisere 5prItcrrosmnie
6itlOa raaoeOe ielgenSe eieubomme.
liae Stif:
Ranr n sGltemoub blep beitplot
for al bnue inaet 9ont at i'm Suitru,
plcieoe oct iprIteliae Standardization.
beoe at inolaoc lluOeriegeIicr. aunoc
Oct ga berries. at ban bopbe taget
Slosrue mco 80 % life brpoet ftn
gutoritet iom ggatemauS, iao rdm.
inches ban al en- heilt cienoommel,g
Strdi. Zen beitob uenIlig l. at 10.
Get poa ben SfpIoiaeS gaaningsbns
ubarmbiertig bIeo neorepet.
! "SournaI bon mo fir Gentid.
Ioip", Iargaug 1884. beifrioer Ito.
aipereu 6, 6r. BON @sditg en- ioa.
oan aiitraffeIie;
5 t6.aarsalbereu bar ies i 6uIbl
tiIiteSe neo en- idoban Grefutior. OF
ies erinorer, at 8rocesiionen oabne.
0es al en- 8oifurer; eiter oenie fom
sen pusite Soflafei meo Ell Sane, paa
bpilfeu Gramaets Sopeoicener par al.
biIoeOe. MaIeriet foreitiIeoe Man.
Sen / en- pemug Stinins fGrois til at
frpbe unoer ct 8orb. Suitrlicn Der.
imoo / fuISt arbeiSe meo of bear.
beioc lin fiGre SaIpocIS SoOeo meo
ct Citrus. bpiS Saanota6 bun ollie.
reOe bar Taaet iitpffer, 9a pi bar
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
In HIS ELEMENT.

A clergyman who was travelling
stopped at a hotel much frcquented
by wags and jokers.
The host, not being used to having
az clergyman at his table, looked at
him with surprise; the guests used
all their raillery of wit upon him
without eliciting a remark,
The clergyman ate his dinner
quietly, apparently without observing
the gibes and sneers of his neighbors.
One OF them at last, in despair OF
his forbearance, said 10 him: "Well,
| wonder at your patience. Have you
not heard. all that has been said to
your"
ooh, yes, but I am used TO it. Do
you know who | ami"
mo, sir"
well, ] will inform You. ! am
chaplain Of a lunatic asylum; such
remarks have no effect upon me-"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
WALK THIS WAY, PLEASE.

A very large and very black negro
woman entered a Nashville retail
store some months since, when a
very polite, but deformed salesman
appeared to wait on her.
What ear | show you," said the
clerk.
~ wants to see some large size
stockings"
This part of the stock was in the
rear of the store, which was a long
building; the clerk was very bow
legged and n leg was shorter than
the other. Coming out from behind
the counter, he started to where the
stockings were kept, saying as he
walked.
Walk this way please"
She stood gazing at him, with a
feeling seemingly of disgust, for a
moment, when she said:
"My Lord, man, | couldn't walk
dat way in a hundred years"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
Sra fpreote Setter.

SigterIsn. Woeten Circumference
eitcr at bdbe opIrit tit iioitc Eigt):
"Spao flyer on ioa2 Soao ipnes on,
lea buroe babe for oet?"
8ennen (trGt og fieb): Seq er
10 life CONNER, men bpis lea bar,
biIoe leg gipe Dig ier Mnaneoer."
Sparfeb gale @eicn. - Oh fom.
mer en- Sime forient ioag, 4er.
So, leg gjsr NOT oct, Snsbono.
SEQ bIep iparfet al en- Seit pna ge.eu.
Men set fan ga life ia foriinfet
Dig en- bel Zine.
- 9ei, oct fnn6e set nof life, bbis
BEN bopoe ipdrfet mig biboper, men
ben iparfet mig ben andre @eien.
gnbet beifiGftiact. sos en- Bapir.
Ddfi0ler ! Iarl Sobans 0uoe bleo Der
forIeoen ~telefoneret fra ct Sus neo
Waiorituen, ON be bilbe bore iaa mil
at ienoe ct BIB berop meb en- 20
EreS almnnof.
"Nei, BET fan ri oespRrre life"
ibnreSe ben pittige Iapirbaioler, flor
9itoet er netop lsbet no til 2ian mel
en- glpant."
Eis for Bnfncis". 29reren. "3rl
Better, iig mig engang: Raar en-
6riffeI foiter 5 Ore, bbao foiter iaa
tolp2"
Setter: go 2re".
29reren: "Gigtig. Sporfor ref.
fer on Saanben ipeiret. Grebrif9"
6rsorif: "3e fpiter bare so Gre.
gi faor Dem biaioere, naar hi taser
ct belt Guiin."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
Ladies' Costume, sso9-s3o7.

AooA~S >ooeS, JooS ooSI'
Irish lace is employed with good
effect in the development of this
charming costume of old blue crepe
de Chine. A fitted lining supports
the waist, which closes in double
breasted style. Tucks in the upper
part of the front produce sufficient
fulness to fall stylishly over the belt.
A distinctive feature of the mode is
an oddly shaped collar and front
facing combined. The collar and
chemisette are made of the lace. The
sleeves may be either in elbow or full
length. If in full length the lower
part should be of lace. The Skirt is
one of the most graceful of the new
designs, and may be tucked, shirred
or gathered at the top. Crepe de Pa
ris, nun's-veiling, etamine, g~renadine,
albatross and cashmere are all ava1i-
able. The medium size will require
two and one-eigth yards of material
forty-four inches wide for the waist
and Eve and one-quarter yards for the
skirt.
Ladies' Waist No. $500: Sizes for
81, "a, SO, SO, 40 and AZ inch bust
measure.
Ladies' Shirred, Tucked or Plain
Gathered Skirt No. 53o7: Sizes for
~, "a, 26, 20 and 30 inch waist
measure.
The above illustration calls for two
seperate patterns. The price is ten
cents for the waist and ten cents for
the skirt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
Smaa Operraifelier.

"6igaro" fort9Iler en- Siitoric,
hooraf man fan lore, at man pda
9ieiier life Der laoe snnife bore 1t
IGie 9rcpe 90 Guiier:
Gn San0eISmano nar reiit til aI.
aier % banoe beiluttet rigtig at npoe
6ribe0en pon oenne Sllr og bpile
oner % reiie nioere affrrat, Iom 9p.
item oreu bamg boorior ban life bapoe
opginet nogen ISreSie, boor man fun.
De tr9fie ham meo greo eller Sele.
gram. Otter ire Roaneoers 5rapGr
penote ban biem igien % bIep mo0tn.
get paa Sernbaneitotionen al lin
8oo~sfornolter. "gtoa, bpao gtpt2"
ipltrete ban. "Gero, @uar0Sbmoen
er opb At 6prgiftnirg." "slf Ell 5or,
giftniug?" "So, oen bapSe ipiit al ct
al DC iorfnneoe SeItefa0opere." "Gt
f~orfuIlet &eltefaSoper2" "Sa, set bar
bIeoet liggenoe iiben sen Tag, GA
StoIoeue nebbronSic." "Gr StoI.
oene nebbrGnSt? Sporbdn 0iF set
tilP" "Sin0en fprte @niiter oper ira
Slottet." "8niiter ira Slottct2 gr
oct fuuite ogioo brpnotp" ~SSa, poa
6ri MarfiietS 9egropeIicS6ag Tom
ct brpuSeuoc GorIpS for nUr ct Gar.
Din, iom bIcp mtrnot." Store @uo.
or min Nor Oeo?" "Marfiien opoe
10 ocn Tog. ga 8repiuSen ilueteSe. ?
"Gr min Snitru fIpatet2" Sorpalte.
rem (form6rct): "Dtcu beo Sr. Gre.
ben 0a ilet ingentiug2"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22

fommen baInneis, nrcotc Sen frigs.
lpftuc 6rise oS meb ct ginfriie | bier
Snaao for ON miIigt at frifisbe fla
for Strof eIler ioetminoIte miIonp
Den, EpiIfet foriaopiot Ipffebes, iom
bare nogIe Sunoreoe SegIftenc Bier
iIooet iitpffer, Hiesefs be spriee bIet
logt paffcrt neo paa Iarfen. Sniei
blep pnn mit6re eno feni Miniter be.
rspet tit Soa, meoens Rano o. aona
fcrgirpeS tioaeoe os bao ON Sfaan-
tel. Trocesiionen eff iioen | ffigu.
neite Croen tiIbage.
Somme eff eriitercoe onioo | Den
lille @p 9Innfenbnre, bpis Stotuter
fra gnr 1894 inoeboIoer fsIgcnoe
Sorifriiter: Gnbper SuItrii, iom
iIaar eIler liigger fin Wonb ifaI Itrai.
fes meo gsoer eIler 8pngieI cIler,
huis bum er formuenoe. gipe Stots.
tleneren Ell uioflGonina. Men Oh
oct forefommer. at Ell Mano err iaa
~fpinoelig, at ban Iooer lin Suftrn Ilaa
eIler fiplbe fla ITO uben at ban for.
iparer ii9 eIer fIoger til Goriabeoen
oeroper, iaa ifal ban gipe beggc
StotStjenerne lllbfIpoer eler, ON
ban life formaar bette, itraffes meo
5anaieI oe bans Sus ifaI Sesiioci
berebeS fit Gag.
SfsIge bisie 8ororoninser rommer
Stroffen Mouoen, naar ban er foin.
oeIig og life formnar at beifDtte Iig
ielb eller life bar Moo til at poafoIoe
Gorigbeoens Snberiben for at opret.
bolbe bans Susbonbsnploe. Ieorip.
ningen al Soget times at 6ope bopt
en- ipmboIif getponing.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22
S.
WOUND AMI WOUND.

Mamma expected a few guests to
dinner and Baby Fred had been put
TO bed earlier than usual. When din
ner had long been over and the folks
were all gone, mother went up stairs
and found Freddie had left his bed.
Looking into the dining-rom, it was
very evident that mischief had been
wrought among the partly emptiec
glasses.
Baby Fred was huddled up under
the table, and when his mother asked
him what be was doing, he replied:
Use jes watchin' the chairs go wound
an wound an woundl'
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22

for her husband IN the gloom, and
taking up a huge bible from the table
she brought il down across his Shout
ders with a whack.
"'There, she said. Take that for
asking that ugly wretch to stay all
night"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22

sanfcIricr. San: Seq bremte
inat, at icg trieoe til en- npbeIia ung
Rige."
Snn (ioria): "Spao inareoe ieg2"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-08-22

Thorough comfort is suggested by
this simple and dainty little petticoat.
The garment is shaped by underarm
seams, and is gathered in the upper
part and attached to a pointed yoke.
Ii is made to slip on ver the head,
and is closed on the shoulders with
buttons and buttonholes. Cambria,
longcloth, linen and nainsook are all
used for the making. The medium
size will require n and hve-eigth
yards of thirty-six inch material.
Childs' Pointed Yoke Petticoat No.
s367: Sizes for 1, 2, 8, 4 and 5 years.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-26
A PLEA TO THE
 SOUTHERN FARMERS

gether? He has sold perhaps mil lion bales of cotton and those to whom he sold will demand delivery of all this cotton. Where will he get 1t if we stand firm and will not deliver 1t except at our price? Should we be able to hold the fort a short while (and there Is no reason now to doubt that we can, with the aid that has been promised us, which will surely be forthcoming when required). 1t means starvation for his army. But, in the meantime. let no dissensions occur in our ranks, for our enemy has his eye on us, and any internal discord will be taken advantage of. We must stand together with the one purpose in view to free ourselves from the bonds which have cut into our flesh almost necessarily since the Civil War. for verify we have been slaves for all this time, toiling for others. that they might thrive on the sweat of our brow. The time has come when we must throw aside these shackles and pro claim our freedom. Why should we be pressed and trampled under foot? What would this country do without the farmer? Does not the whole world look to us to clothe and feed it? And we do so, and we labor that we may do so. The laborer, the good book tells us. is worthy of his hire There fore. let us demand that we be paid reasonable price for the products of our labor. and If we are refused we shall and ought to withhold our pro- ducts from them. This we now seek to do.
 Do not be frightened with the cry that if this country fail to make suf- ficient cotton to supply the demand
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-26
Princeton Want. sa,soo, 900.

Princeton. N. J.. Feb. 24.-A move- ment to raise a fund of $2.500,o00 to add to the endowment of Princeton University in order to make is possible ble to install a system of tutors of preceptors of the university. The board has appointed a committee of fifty alumni who are prominent in the professional and commercial life Of the east and middle west. Cleveland H |. Dodge, of New York, Is chairman Of the committee and George w. Burley of New York Is secretary. The move ment is in accord with the recommen- dations of President Woodrow Wilson In circular now being sent by the committee to all Princeton graduates President Wilson says:
 The tutoiNll system is meant to i'm. port Into the great university the methods of personal contact between teacher anc pupil which are charac- teristic of the small college and so gain the advantages of both. This can only be done 3y multiplying teachers and using them for the instruction, not of large classes, but os small groups of students whose guides. coun- sellors and friends they will be in their work.
 Tt is meant also to change the
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-26
WANTED IN GEORGIA.
Deputy Sheriff Arrests VIII Byars at
 GRdnden.

Gadsden. Feb. z4.-tSpecial.).- Dep
 uty Sherin John Lister arrested VII
 Byars. a white man. at Alabama City
 from Dalton. Ga. where he was want | ed for selling whiskey to a min or
 Soon after hIs arrest he secured the a writ of habeas corpus before Judge J. w. Penn and he was released be- cause of the fact that he was arrested and sd no warrant n. t.,;sr for same was in the Death relieved the suferings of one l of the citys oldest citizens when the ! spirit of John W. Stroud was called for by the death angel. MT. Stroud has past three weeks he has been critically III and he quietly passed away last night at his home on Sixth Street, sur moved to Gadsden many years ago from South Alabama and was q good citizen. liked by all who knew him. He death His remains were inferred in Forest Cemetery. He leaves several grown children and wife to mourn his death.
 meeting one day this week and re- solved themselves Into a Cotton Grow CTS Convep ton and pledged themselves to cut down the cotton cotton acreage soL;I in the same. They are. very enthusiastic and call on all farmers in the South to stand together and defeat the cotton gamblers. The farmers of Etowah County are wide-awake and will great ly reduce the cotton acreage.
 T. M. Cassells. Manager of the Cas- sells Mills of this city, Is In receipt of an order from Sevier &s Gadsden of Sa- vannah, Ga, for 400 96-pound sacks of Cassels grits. and states that If the grits give satisfaction he will place an order for five car loads of grlts. There Is a coincidence in this trans action that will not occur again soon. where a Gadsden firm sells to firm of which one member is named Gads- den. The Cassels Mills a few weeks ago sold its entire output of meal to a Montgomery firm. to be delivered car load each month.
 Cody Adams. 2 negro drayman of Gadsden, Is in jail charged with steal ing a satchel containing a piece of cut glass. Cody was employed to haul some household goods from Attalla to Gadsden by John R. Lowe and he was given, among other things, a satchel Containing a cut glass dish, which failed to show up at this end The matter was reported to Policeman Garner. who went to the home of Cody and demanded the glassware. which was given him by a member of the negro's family and Cody Is now in jail.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-26
HORTON CONVICTED.
NeGro at Huntsville wnl Serve se'
 tence of 2y Years.

Neero at Huntsville Will Serve ee14
 tence of 25 Years.
 Huntsville, Feb. 34.--(Specialy--s John Horton was corTicted in the Cir- cult Court last night of murder In the second degree and sentenced to twens ty-five years in the penitentiary. In a crap game at the Huntsville Nursery Horton and Alfred Hereford quarreisd over the ownership of 8 dime and Hor~ fendant fem lt' attempted tempted to prove prove ssif-ds- fense but witnesses for the state tess tified that the murdered man was uia- armed or at least made no attempt to use knife or pistol.
 from the country, plead guilty to, the charge of forgery. in the Circuit Coure and was sentenced to fifteen months at hard labor; Harold attempted to pass
 The Commissioners of Marshall Coun- ty have decided to establish a free ferry at GuntersviEe across the Ten nessee river and in that way keep at County that has been compelled to go elsewhere. The free ferry Is expected to accomplish the desired result.
 RaroaS Ths hat s pgne St haayy as m tho Memphis division, has reached Paint Rock, going westward. New rails will be laid from stevenson 10 Glenn. Miss. and from that point to weight. When the new rails arc down the Southern will place heavier en- zines on this division and have fast- CT schedule.
 Miss Edna H. Ewing was married to George L.: Mearns last night. the cer- emony being performed by Rev. F. P. Culver in the parsonage of the First Methodist Church. A small party oe acted as bridesmaid and Shelby Ewing of Athens was best man.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-26
THE VALUE OF CHARCOAL.
Few People Know How Useful 1t Is in
 Preserving Health and Beauty.

Nearly everybody knows that char coal is the safest and most efficient disipfectant and purifier in nature, but few realize its value when taken into the human system for the same cleans ing purpose.
 Charcoal is a Temedy that the more you take of it the better; 1t is not a gases and impurities always present In the stomach and intestines and car ries them out of the system.
 Charcoal sweetens the breath after smoking. drinking or eating onions and other odorous vegetables.
 Charcoal effectually clears and i'm proves the complexion. 1t whitens the teeth and further acts as a natural and eminently safe catnartic.
 It absorbs the injurious gases which collect in the stomach and bowels; it disinfects the mouth and throat from the poison of catarrh.
 All druggists sell charcoal in one form or another, but probably the best charcoal and the most for the money is in Stuart's Charcoal Lozenges; they are composed of the finest powdered Willow charcoal. and other harmless antiseptics in tablet form or rather in the form of large. pleasant tasting loZenges, the charcoal being mix ed with honey.
 The daily use of these lozenges will soon tell in a much improved condition of the general health. better complex ion, sweeter breath and purer blood. and the beauty of l. Is. that no possi- ble harm can result from their contin- ued use. but on the contrary. great benefit.
 Buffalo physician in speaking of the benefits of charcoal, says: 'T ad- wise Stuart's Charcoal Lozenges to all patients suffering from gas in stomach and>5owels. and to clear the complex ion and purify the breath, mouth and throat; also believe the liver Is great lySbenefited by the daily use of them; they cost but twenty-five cents a box at drug stores. and although in some sense a patent preparation, yet be- lieve I get more and better charcoal than in any of the ordinary charcoal tablets