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The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The twenty high school girls who
have gone to the board Of education in
York. Pa, with a demand that they be
taught how to cook. must be nursing
the shy idea that they are going to
get married some day.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03
ALL CROPS COOP lN wEsTERN
CANADA
HPotafoss TIE Finest { Ever saw

HPctstcss the Finest Ever Saw
Owing TO the great amount OF m
tsrest that IS beng taken in Western
Canada, It Is vel TO be informed Of
some Of the facts that are bringing
about the great emigration from pOr-
tons Of the United States
The Canadian government has au-
thOrizsd agents at different points, and
the f-cts related IN the following may
be corrObOrated on application At the
same time they win be able TO quote
y0u rates, and give you certificates en-
titling you TO low rates on the diher-
ent lines OF railway. The following
letter copied from the North Bend
(Neb-) Eagle IS an unsolicited test
monial, and the experience Of Mr.
Auten IS that Of hundreds Of other
Americans who have made Canada
their home during the past seven or
eight years:
'T presume some may be interested
to know how we have progressed this
year In the Canadian Northwest. We
have no complaint to offer. We have
had a good year, crops we're good and
We have had q delightful season. 1
threshed from ny place $3.50 bushels
Of grain Ny oats made IS bushels
per acre and weighed 421k pounds per
bushel. Ny wheat made 311k bushels
per acre and is No. I quality Ny
barley made about 30 bushels Of good
quality. Ny crop is a fair average OF
the crops in the Edmonton district.
''All crops were good here this sea
son. Potatoes the finest I ever saw,
and all vegetables adapted to the eli
mate. We have had a very fine fall,
but no exception to the rule, as the
fall season is, 1 think, the most pleas
ant Of the year. We have had no
snow yet Nov. 81, and have been
plowing and working the land prepar-
ing for an early seeding next spring.
Last night the mercury dropped lower
than any previous night this fall, and
this morning there is a crust Of frost
on the fields sufficient to prevent field
work. No doubt many would imagine
that Alberta had put on her winter
oVercoat before this and that the peo-
pie were wrapped in furs, but it is
only q question Of time when this
country viii not be looked upon as an
iceberg, but a country 1T for the best
Of mankind to live in.
I'VE are now assured OF a trans
continental railway, which is to be
built to the Pacific during the next
FIVE years. The Canadian Northern
road IS graded to within seventy-fve
miles Of Edmonton It comes from
Winnipeg, and viii reach US next SUM-
mer, so with one railroad already at
hand, the second to reach US IN less
than year, and the third to penetrate
our city and open up this country to
the west across the Rockies to the
coast within five years, We surely have
reason to believe that the country is
progressing.
VERY respectfully, L J. AUTEN."
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Another of Napoleon's drummer boys
is dead. Napoleon must have had
such a wonderful brigade Of drummer
boys that it seems remarkable that It
should have escaped the attention OF
the alert historians
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

President Roosevelt certainly ought
to write a letter Of coincidence and
sympathy to that New York woman
who has been dispOssesse< three times
within a year because she has seven
young children.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

DR.. spitzka says the brains Of Grim
inaIs are in no sense abnormal. If
the whole truth were known It would
probably appear that a majority OF
the criminals are merely too lazy to
work
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03
ReIniurn,s piamond Anninersarr.

Belgium is making preparations TO
celebrate next year its diamond jubi-
lee, the seventy-ffth anniversary of
its Independence from the EeJher-
lands. Local committees are being
organized everywhere and the govern
ment is expected to make an appro
priatfon Of s600.O00-
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

me frazzled Ieap-year jest will now
gather dust til the approach Of jan
Hary, 1908.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The man who claims to have
spanked Theodore Roosevelt when the
latter was a boy may have impaired
to the future president his first crude
idea Of the strenuous life.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Another English earl has gone to
Monte Carlo with system" which he
thinks win enable him to break the
bank wouldn't it have been hot
day for Monte Carlo If Mrs Chadwick
had happened to camp there for few
hours with her little old system.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Lord Roberts hints that there are
armies which could smother Eng
lands. That's a fine way to show his
gratitude for the poems Ktpling has
written about him
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

An Englishman has taken out pol
icy for S2,5OO on the life Of the czar
of Russia. The car, b'jOve. will do his
best to get even with him by living to
a great age.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The crown prince Of Servia eloped
a few days ago with an actress Il
she has any friends they should at
once urge her not to venture back in
case the king offers his blessing.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

There are 1896 students at Yale this
year. If Yale were a wOman's college
We might be justified in suppOsing the
number has been marked down from
5000.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

There is" says the Baltimore
American, "sOme talk Of independence
for Canada" If the Canadians find
out about it there viii be trouble for
the person who started the rumOr.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A Madrid paper says King Alfonso
is engaged to marry Princess Victoria
OF England American heiresses may
as well take notice that ALI doesn't
need the money.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

We read with sincere regret the
headline, Believes It Her in a news
paper published in cultivated Boston.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

You might Just as well listen to the
voice Of conscience. She viii have her
say sooner OF later.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The New York Times, with its thir-
ty-One story home, is entitled to rank
as the journalistic sky puncher Of the
age.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Prof James COrbett may play Ham
let if he likes, but the really melan-
choIy Dane is Battling Nelson, who
was licked by Jimmy Britt
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A man thinks he knows a woman
when he asks her to become his wife,
but after his marriage he discovers his.
mistake.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Lord Ardee is in errOrs the daush-
tiers OF our Smart Set" are not taught
to play poker at eighteen At that sss
one cannot be taught to play poker.
it Is 8 game, Sir, that requires all the
faculties of the mature mind sir and
oaIy a gsntlemah can play It, any
how, sir.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Married ladies who entertain gentle
men visitors should always take the
precaution to stuff the ears Of the par
rOts with cotton.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Judge McMichael. OF Philadelphia,
denounced the theft Of a kiss b. a pO-
liceman from q pretty woman as lar
ceny. Yes, but it was grand.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

We wonder if Alfredo Tombetu Of
Bosogna, Who has made a fad OF Ian
zusge study since he was IA years old
aud nov SPEAKS ze0 diherent dialects
ana faneuaess. knows 400 different
words FOR Bologna sausage
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Even now it is not too late to make
a New Years resolution l. you happen
to think Of a good one.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Mrs. Chadwick was brought up on 8
farm, and she seems to have avenged
a good many Of the gOld-brick In
juries and insults.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Love making is now forbidden Al
Atlantic City, N J. A strange bid"
Cor popularity.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A New Jersey lawyer pleading for
the principles of state sovereignty
ought to make a hit on the vaudeville
stage.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Dr. Irvine says the lady is not beau
tifuL- Now she never can forgive him,
no matter what happens.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Even a professor OF mathematics IS
seldom able to figure a woman's age
correctly.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Adelina PATHS cook has left her
Perhaps Nine Patti insists on singing
around the house
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

When a man has no enemys the pub
tic is generally unconscious OF his ex-
lstence.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

When a girl angles in the matri-
mOniaI sea she is apt TO catch a sucker
instead Of a goldfish.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A girl may have music in her soul,
but II doesn't necessarily reach as far
as her voice.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A man may have enough money to
keep him out Of heaven and still not
have enough to get into society.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The Telephone Girl-"He used
shocking language" Electrician-
What vOltage2'
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Don't get gay. It is easier TO keep
the lid on than it is to put it back On
again
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Young man, II you don't believe
that kissing is unhealthful, just let the
girls papa catch you at it.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A bsttIeshiD in the hand is worth
two ultimatums- in the bush.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

It is better to have executive ability
than to earn your bread by the sweat
Of your brow.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The q. S. Dept. OF Agriculture
gives to Salzers Oats It's heartiest en-
dorsement. Salzer's New National Oats
yielded IN 1904 from 80 to 800 bu. Per
acre IN 80 different States, and you, Mr.
Farmer, can beat this IN 1905, II you VIII.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

You cant always tel from the melan-
chOly womsns sighs how much she
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

After the first kiss a young man
kicks himself for having wasted so
much time.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Some women are afraid in the dark
and others are more afraid in the light
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

To CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Qufnlne TGblets- All drug
Eists refund the money if It fails 20 cure Z ".
Groves signature Is each box. &c
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Mr.. GOtham-~SO my old friend, Csi
BloOdbFing, IS IN disgrace2"
Col Kaintuek-@Seat to Coventry.
No respectable person VIII speak to
him.
NY, my What did he do?"
Struck a gentleman with his hst,
instead Of shooting him with his pis-
tol. sah' :,
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Wfgwag--He's victim OF the
green-exed monster" GuzzIsr-s.JeaI-
OGsT. or D T. %
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Before selecting your seed be sure
Of your soil.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Cooks are the leading ladies in many
domestic dramas.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A joke IS always q Joke when II Is
winner IS bachelOrhood-
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

It's a poor patent medicine that can't
get itself initiated.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Insomnia is seldom caused Ey the
things a man doesn't say.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Photographs, like some people, are
shy OF originality.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The greatest surprise to a girl who
gets kissed for the first time is that
there is no taste to it
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Vhen q nan shines in socieiT he
seldom shines e business.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Chronic bargain hunters soon be-
gin to look shopworn.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03
ES
IN-[zsz-z- e : zss-zssSSSS>S

Speltz or Emmer, above illustrated,
gives 50 bushels grain and four tons hay
besides per acre. It's wonderful. Salzers
seeds are pedigree seeds, bred up through
careful selection to big Yields.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

II everybody came early to avoid
the rush they wouldn't be any better
on.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

What IS regarded an affair OF the
heart is often merely the result Of q
torpid liver.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A brick manufacturer needs the
sarth in his business.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

and this notice to the John A. Salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, and you VIII get
their big catalog and lots Of farm SEED
samples free. Nv. n. u
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

/ Many a young man who thinks he is
la girls intended is only her pretended.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

The latest sanitary mattress is said
to be stuffed with breakfast food
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

No, Haude, dear, when parrots tall
It IS not necessarily pOlyglot.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

Girls beg the question when they tr!
to induce men TO propose.
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

A girl is an awful nice thing not tc
expect any sense from
The Goodland republic., 1905-02-03

He who thinks marriage is only 3
lottery is still a bachelor
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03

to F. e. Patterson Of Wilmington Del. These
cattle are part of the herd that furnish the
White House with milk and cream.
MANKATo, MINN.-Two saloonkeepers, A. J.
Zeigler and Person & Peterson, are out $26 and
500 respectively as a result of visit to the
city of two clever forgers, who succeeded In
getting away safely.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03
INCREASE
IN GOPHER STATE.
Minneapolis Still Far in the Lead
of st. Paul in Total Post
office Receipts.
BY w. w. Jermane.

Washington, Nov. s.-Minnesota IS
presidential postoffces contributed
$685. 57 to the postal revenues Of the
country in the last fiscal year, as against
$3,033,980 in the preceding year. Min
'neapolis held it's substantial lead over
all the other Offices in the state, the
gross receipts amounting to 81 ,244, 142-
more than one-third of the gross re-
ceipts for the state-a jump from
$1,130,OS6 in twelve months. st. Paul
came second in the amount of receipts,
with 1857 ,616-a difference of nearly
half million dollars as compared with
Minneapolis. Duluth is the third lar
gest office in the state, with $1S9,0SO
of receipts, the others trailing along
with considerably lesser amounts.
During the year FIVE Offices were adj
vanced from the fourth class to presi-
Dental Offices. They are Appleton,
Bagley, Howard Lake, Scanlon and
West Concord. One office, Sparta, was
relegated to the fourth class. ~
While many of the Offices with re-
ceipts Of over $4,000 showed gains
over 1904, some of the most important
ones suffered decrease in the postal
business. The cities which lost bust
ness are: , Brainerd,s Faribault, Hib-
bling, Mortified, South st. Paul and
Saltwater. <-s. ~
Following is table showing the
oroSc ranoinfc Gov 1Q0S o,l 1O0f.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03
PEAT IN ABUNDANCE
Fuel Question Does Not Worry North
ern Section Of Iowa.

ELDoRA Notwithstanding to reports just
issued by the state geological society, the peo-
over the fuel question for in northern Iowa
lakes deposits Of peat have been discovered BY
state, If necessary, for many years to come.
shis will prove godsend to the people living
in northern Iowa, where there is no coal and all
The report shows that at the present time
So, OO0, 900 tons of the best quality Of peat are
available and can be probably manufactured
into bricks to be used as fuel at a low figure.
representative OF the geological society has
been IN the peat region In northern Iowa for
some time. III
Last year the state Of Iowa produced $780,
OIL tons Of coal. all Of which came from the
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03

southern part of the state. The presence OF peat
in the northern part Of the state has been known
for several years, and in modest way 1t is
already being manufactured into fuel by the
ordinary brick making machinery.
Probably the LARGEST Scandinavian community
in the state Of Iowa lis at Story City, in Story
county, where is located the. largest percentage
state III ~ B -
The foreign-born residents Of Story City NUM-
her 333 per cent and 49.4 per cent are native
born, but OF foreign parentage. Only 17.3 per
cent Of the inhabitantsFof Story City are native
The opposite extreme to Story City is in the
little town Of Milton. in Van Buren, county,
where 93.7. per cent of the population are shown
to be native born OF native parentage, and
81 per cent natiye-born Of foreign parents.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03

Prices that will lure shoppers to value
opportunities are advertised in the Mar
ket Basket Column on the Want Page
tonight.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03
HandkerChiefs

New Armenian Hand Worked
Dainty Linen Initial Handkerchiefs
also French Hand Embroidered
Handk erchiefs, on finest Shamrock
Lawn-Novelty checks and bar eff
fects on fine linen. Choose Picker
ing's for your Handkerchief Store,
and you get the best value for your
money. You also get the right
styles. See the special value in
hand worked initials 0So
at 9 for. ................ 6ON
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03
RINGS
!! ia NicOllet
Ribbon and Lace
Headquarters

More New Valenciennes, Maltese,
Pit. Applique Embroidery All-overs,
A inches wide, English Eyelet work
on fine batiste = for white waists
these are the fashion. More New
Veilings of the right sort.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03

& GAINESVILLE, WIS. Theodore Roosevelt and
his family viii soon sbs ;sessoying milk and q
cream furnished by Wisconsin COWS. ]. f..
Foreman last week sold seven Guernsey cows
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-03

Minnesota VS.. Wisconsin.
Buy our steamer rugs or WOODEN robes
and keep warm at the game. The mill
will save you money. North Star
Wooden Mill Co., Sd av s and I'd st.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-07-02
COTTON PRICES BREAK
UNDER LIQUIDATION

NEW YORK, July 1.-Today's cotton
market was in a highly feverish sta te
throughout the session. There was a
very nervous and uncertain feeling, with.
all kinds of rumors flying about. Some
Of these included tips that the July OPP
ton was to be cornered. while others
were to the effect that some of the bull
leaders Were selling out It was, OF
course, impossible to verify either One
thing is absolutely certain, and that is
many important interests, including
some of the best judges of the market.
which have been bullish for the past
three or four months, are now getting
out and leaving the market TO those who
wish to continue on the bull side The
market had very ragged appearance
and ftuctuated In a most cratic fash
ion, with every indication Of showing a
congested or top-heavy condition. The
tendency OF the market In the main was
weaker. and great nervousness was
manifested among the generality of op-
orators, nearly all OF whom are heavily
long.
Prices started at about where they
left off last night for the general list.
with July working up about points. to
80 while August sold at $50, October
at 9.ls. and December at $50 There was
an immediate sharp decline of 10 points.
followed by almost as quick a recovery
Then followed series of very erratic
fluctuations up and down a scale OF s
points. TRAILING was enormous. but
liquidation I,redominated. Desperate eff
forts We're made to hold the market I'm
while this liquidation was in progress
but prices finally broke IN "a laval ~ so
10 70 points, with the market closing III
a very feverish state at a net decline of
10 points on the July option to about %
points on the later deliveries.
The days prices:
July. s6Sls.55; August. 9.45a9.47; Sep
tember S4gg952; October. 956as57; De-
cember, se5@s 6s January. s6S@sss.
The market closed steady.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-07-02
GENERAL STRENGTH
IN STOCK MARKET
opening Prices Showing
Advances in List.
CEOsE AT DAYS BEST PRICES
Bank Statement Without Influence.
Foreign Houses Buy Steel
Common.

NEW YORK, July 1.-Todays opening
prices Were generally stronger or about
the same as London's closing advances
Foreign houses bought quite block OF
Steel common. AS usual, the Russian sit
uation was without direct influence.
Japanese bonds ruled nominally higher
In both markets. Elements of strength
were frequent during the day, although
attendance on the floor was compare
lively small. There was steady demand
for Fries, and the price rose 1ss.
Steel stocks were strong, each ayerA5-
Ing 11a higher. Union Pacific, Baltimore
and Ohio, and others of like kind were
strong, and closed at net advances. Chi
cago and Northwestern gained "a
United Railway Investment rose 32. on
nominal dealings.
The bank statement was without in
fuence, as the big increase in loans had
been discounted and was inevitable be-
fore the July settlements.
The market closed strong at near the
top OF the day Bond market was steady.
Government bonds unchanged
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-07-02
HOLIDAYS MAKE CHICAGO
GRAIN MARKET UNCERTAIN

CHICAGO. July with the uncer-
saihties or what might happen between
now and Wednesday next, during which
interval there will be no session OF the
poaro' the longs in wheat who had good
profts realized with sufficient freedom
TO take the edge off what was worry
strong market during the most of the
day. July wheat at the close showed n
decline of e. September and December
were virtually unchanged The easier
tone 10 the current months delivery
was caused by material decline in the
cash price, No. red dropping from 1o4
early in the session to sellers ar 1eo
without bids near the close Corn closed
Il lower for July and ss higher. for SEN
TENDER. Oats gained half for July and
ss for September. Provisions were firm
with quite a jump in price of July pork,
the closing showing a gain of 1211 cents
over Fridays close.
The prices We're as follows: