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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12
DiSCOURAGING A HEN.


The propensity of some hens to sit.
In season Or out, on eggs, stones, door
knobs or anything that comes handy,
is one OF the most grievous Affections
of the poultry keeper. In his interest
is reprinted the description Of "sura
cure discovered by a correspondent
of the Chicago Chronicle in Lesueur.
MINI.
The. cure consists of cheap watch
that ticks loudly and clearly, and is
enclosed In white, egg-shaped case.
When hen manifests a desire to sit
at the wrong time, the poultryman
gently places under her this bogus egg.
and the egg does the rest.
Cheerfully it ticks away. The hen
soon begins to show signs Of uneas;-
ness. She stirs the noisy egg with her
bill, thinking perhaps that it is already
time for it to hatch, and. the chicken
in it wants to get out. She grows more
and more nervous as the noise keeps
ON, and finally she jumps off the nest
and runs round while, to get cool.
Generally she returns to her self
imposed duty; but things get worse and
worse with her. She wriggles about
and cackles, ruf1es her feathers and
looks wild, until at last, with a fren-
Zled squawk, she abandons the nest
for good and all. The fever of incu-
baton is broken up completely.
The Lesueur poultryman declares
that he has never found a hen that
could stand the strain of the conyersa-
tional egg for more than three hours.
In much less time than that, as a rule.
the hen is ready to return to her leg.ti-
mate business.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12
ROMANCE or eARlBALDL
HE Wife Anita Chung to Him Amid
Many Hardships.

There is in the life's history Of
every man of great and true achieve
ment one passage which outvies all
the rest in its beauty and passion.
For Garibaldi that supreme romance
came I'm the love of his youthful wife,
Anita. SAYS a writer. Their compan-
ionship endured through the most re-
markable hardships, for twenty years,
and there does not seem to have been
a cloud between them from the time
he first met her in Brazil lin 1880,
until her death on the shore or the
Adriatic, after the siege Of Rome.
Garibaldi was 80 before he thought Of
marriage.
He had been three years in South
America fighting with the revolution
lists Of Brazil, and had seen his earliest
and best friends slain In battle. His
heart empty, isolated and feeling the
need Of companionship, he met the
lovely Anita de Silva, the 19-year-old
daughter of a good family, near Rio
Janeiro, and they were married.
Anita accompanied her warlike
spouse on his naval expeditions along
the Brazilian coasts, assisting in sew
eral severe engagements, distributing
weapons during the fight, and even
pointing the cannon. In the struggle
for Montevidean liberty she was, on
one occasion, taken prisoner by band
Of the enemy, and carried to the in
terror. Escaping, she rode on horse
back for four days, cup Of coffee
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

adopt, adapt, adept may be de-
scribed as the three stages in Japans
industrial career, according to a mem
Der of the Japanese House of Peers.
First, the people initiate some new
thing from foreign sources; next they
adjust it to their own peculiar needs;
and finally they become so skilled in
its use that they reach the stage of
origination. This might be called the
"o-a-e" order. Many an Occidental has
followed it, too.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Poisons.-When poison has been &C
cidentally swallowed, no emetic is bet
ter than mustard. Mix three teaspoon
fuls with a cup Of warm water and
swallow. At once the stimulative &C.
ton upon the stomach causes that Or
gan to reject all its contents, the poi
sonous ingredients with the rest. The
emetic of mustard leaves no Ill effect
behind it, but instead, a feeling Of
pleasant warmth and stimulus. 1t is
one Of the quickest Of all emetics and
the most harmless.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Drink Water.-Nowadays people do
not drink enough water to thin the
blood so that the system can be cleared
Of its effete matter quickly and prompt
~. The consequence is that this long
continued retention produces rheuma-
tism and catarrh, and affects the heart.
The use Of water In normal quantity
keeps the stomach and bowels clean,
and really has the effect Of an inside
bath.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

DR.. Alice B. Stockham wants a de-
partment of human culture" in the
Presidents cabinet. Some Of the hui
mans you meet in the course Of day
could easily stand little more culture
Would the department send it out in
small packages as the government now
distributes seeds?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Hot Water for Insomnia
is often caused by worry upsetting the
stomach, for indigestion will initiate the
blood vessels of the brain. Recogniz-
ing this, doctors are now prescribing
hot water internally and externally.
Before going to bed the person so af-
flicted should put his feet in hot water
The object Of this is to draw the blood
from the head, for when the blood ves-
sells are inflated they press against the
skull, the result being fears, apprehen-
sions and wakefulneSs.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12
JUST STEAL 4 Day
~~~~~~%~~~%A.

Do you know
what you will do,
or should do, one
of these days?
Away over yon-
der, where the
hills meet the sky
in a purple haze,
the trees are
greening and do
ing their best to
burst every bud;
the pussy willows
are preparing for
the coming of the
ao4loi~1 o,oI tho
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Get the spade. There is bully cor
ner for bait in the back yard. We will
dig a canful of the wriggling worms,
hide the spade and the evidence of our
crime, and then away into the country.
Wen cut alder poles and, with trem-
bling fingers that have all but lost
their skill in the lapse of years, ar
range our tackle, find a deep, dark pool,
burn tobacco in our corncob pipes, and
fish.
You'll wonder what they are doing
at the office and what there was in the
morning paper. Cut that out. There
isn't any office. We are boys to-day.
You have a catfish and I'm trembling
because my bobber has gone under
water and something is pulling like a
whale It's bullhead. We will dress
4 and some more like it, rub them with
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

salt, cook them on stick and eat
them, bones and all. Yes, sir, bones
and all. You don't mean to say that
you never did? Well, you have missed
a lot. We will fish bit, and after that
you may shout if you like
A country boy yells just for pure
joy of living. It will do us good. How
good the sun feels! There is a SOUR
rel on the fence, and a boy is driving
cows down the road, whistling as mer-
rily as bobolink Poor devil! He
doesn't know that Steel common Is
paying no dividend and that cotton Is a
loss. He doesn't care, but he can spell
happiness, God bless him!
The smoke from our fire smells good.
If we had spade we would dig out
a woodchuck. There is sassafras in
the woods and the young wintergreens
are ready for eating.
Over at the farmhouse we will get
rich milk, doughnuts, saltrising bread
and russell apples.
And then the sun will go down over
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

An Eastern girl found diamond in
q cake Of soap. 1t is safe to say that
this will not encourage the petted dar-
Eings of the household to turn in and
DO the family washing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Professor J. Paul Goode Of the Uni
versity Of Chicago thinks this country
would be three times as productive as
it is If the Rocky Mountains extended
east and west instead of north and
south. We hope, however, that Pro-
fessor Goode will let the Rockies stand
until he rearranges the gulf stream so
that it will flow up through Lake
Michigan
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

General Coxey, the eommonweal
army man, has failed again. The next
time he gets fortune he ought to quit
Just to show that he is capable Of
knowing when he has enough.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

The churches that accept donations
from John D. Rockefeller have prob
ably convinced themselves that man
who makes money in the way Mr..
Rockefeller does ought not to be al
lowed to keep 1t.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12
Eat the Loser.

I'm Germany horse meat is a regu-
lar article of Diet
What lot of satisfaction that must
be to man who has inst dropped a
roll on sure thing at a horse racels
illinois State Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

A Boston clergyman says "Mr.
Rockefeller has no ak to grind" The
dealers who have been struck by Mr..
Rockefeller's ak don't believe it needs
grinding
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Considering that he is by birth and
bringing up a blonde, it must be ad-
mitted that Emperor William is quite
successfully playing the part Of an
African in the woodpile.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12
another Railway Navy .1..h

The new first lord of the ID a., ,,
miralty. Earl Cawdor, has been " 4
road man for over 10 years 81 p
Mr. Rooseyelt's appointment o.
Morton No, n0G as secretary of the Navy :
a sort of British Endorsement
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

A Buffalo bishop advises young
preachers to beware of women. Can it
be possible that he doesn't consider the
old preachers worth saving?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Never mind. 1t is part Of the great
plan, and the man who has kept his
heart so free that he can still love the
soil, the trees, the sunshine and the
joys that nature has bestowed, is
worth while.
So, don't forget a. m. Throw .
stone against the window, and well
steal day.-Cincinnati Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

AN ENGINEERING VICTORIA FALLS.
the Cape to Cairo Railway norws will the Immediately
been provided 1t is capable
"a a twor1.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12
70 CORRESPONDENTS.

Al communications forthis paper shoeaA be aoosnA
Dansd By the name of the author not Reoessary fo'
xAbcation evidence of good faith on the par
ct the writer Write only side Of the paper ~
naxicuariy careful In giving Asd dates to hAv'
tAs letter. and figures plain and distisct.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

It would be interesting now to hear
from Susan B. Anthony whether q
man can dress on $50 year.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

window. We will pack
up some lunch and steal
away for one whole,
golden day. Never mind
the family breakfast.
Come at 4 a. M, and
we'll leave a note saying
that we have been sud
denly called away and
that the folks are mot
to Morry."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

It must have been truck gardener,
sore on the beef trust, who advertised
Eat Beans and Violets and Defy
Death
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

DR.. Patton says that Language is
thoughts pottery" Remember this
when you hear language that jars on
VOTI
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Probably there will never be q
church quarrel over any Of Russell
Eage's money.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

A Little LessoI
In Patriof|
; %%$$$$$$P$as

Let our object be our G,
whole country, and notbir
country" Daniel Wehstor
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Perhaps the fact that Oyama mar
ried Vassar girl may have something
to do with his success as q general.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Much hal
and much \
written a.
1ronsides,"I
which bore
cant name f,
stitution. /
remembered
gallant @,
Captain Is
Although /
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

The antitoxin for laziness is sn.re to
nave a great future. If proof is wait
&C one has but to consider the magnif-
Se1t past of that tired feeling" which
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

A minister, evidently unaware that
heaven Is a state of happiness, asks
"why are there no marriages in heav-
emp He does not seem to have good
RoOEn
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

"What is there remafNaO''
the woman?' ,, hoat
"Why. she keeps a oe .1 rbat nd
ing house and never marILeu .Iar
Hoch ,-Cleveland Plain De"I''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Cholly Sappey-Such an odd girl,
don't y know. When she was intro
duced to me she burst out laughing.
Miss Pepprey-Yes, she's hysterical.
Cholly Sappey-
Miss Pepprey-Yes, she frequently
laughs at nothing Philadelphia Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

This is the first time, too, that Chi
NaRo has ever been Dunno.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

The most popular form with the
ladies is expressed thus: S.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

Some men refuse to 0 ,.ad in Il
thing because they D"''
town 40 years. -,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

~
croaking of the frogs and the smell of
new earth is a call of the wild as loud
as trumpet blast Follow the scent
like a hound and at the end you will
find a creek that has it's source in a
swamp and trickles it's merry and tor
tuous way to the river.
Don't you wish you could turn time
back for thirty or more years; back to
the days Of patches and bare legs,
laughter, freckles and stone bruises;
back where there was only one care in
the world, and that was to be on hand
at meals?
You cannot. You didn't appreciate
your own boyhood. You are slave to
business. You are chained to a desk.
You have to make profits. You eat
and talk and sleep business. You talk
it at heme until the folks are annoyed.
The other day one Of your children
asked: "Was papa ever a little boy?"
Let's steal a day. Even a slave
should be allowed to drop his chains
once in a while Certainly an over
worked business man, carrying a load
that rounds his shoulders and grays his
hair, can fee from trouble for little
while and try to think that he is IL,
and that there is only sunshine in the
world.
Tomorrow morning, early, come
over and throw stone up against the
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

the hills, while the
shadows will pur-
pie and then grow
black, and the
country will grow
still and the silence
will seem almost
S a C r e d, as we
trudge down tho
road back to the
other life, the trou-
BILE, the hurry and
the cares of a great
city.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

You have seen the musical terms
on the Real Thing program? Well,
the terms on menu of late are ar
ranged SO much like them that read
er doesn't know whether he is eating
or hearing music
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

If a man has a good llllle morpiai
he usually looks it the next
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-05-12

A woman seldom means the mean
things she says.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-10-19
UNiTARiANS NOT WANTED.
Barred From National Federation
of Churches

New York: The officials of the church
federation that is planning to hold meet
ings in this city next month have decided
to exclude all members OF the Unitarian
denomination. About 700 official dele
gates and alternates are coming here, rep
resenting about 100000 Of church
members.
Among The duly elected delegates were
the Rev. DIR. Everett Hale, chaplain Of
the United States senate: John ID. Long,
ex-secretary Of the navy, and the Rev.
DIR. Samuel \. Elliott. president Of the
American Unitarian Association. The
committee in charge has declined to adj
NIT them as delegates.
There is a national federation of
churches. aiming TO bring Christian bod
les into active support Of measures on
which all agree. This federation has
been at work for two years Oh the mat
ter, and has succeeded in getting the Of
fetal bodies Of more than twenty demon
nations to name delegates. Ii was not
the purpose to obtain organic union. The
Unitarians supposed they were invited
and named delegates. The action bar
ring them out. it is said. brings tnita-
rians and Tri-UnitarianS into clash on Il
larger scale than ut any time before.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-10-19
SNOW IN WISCONSIN,
Temperature Drops 45 Degrees in
Twenty-FOur HOurS

La Crosse. Wis: The first snow of the
season fell here Wednesday, The Their
mometer fell from so to 30 degrees in
twenty-four hours
Erie, Pa: Heavy hail and a trace Of
snow fell here Wednesday night, follow
ing 4 day Of unceaSng cold rain. The
temperature dropped to below 40 COM
pared with 6S Tuesday night The life
saving crew under Capt Pansen was TAX
Ell to Il point twenty miles east of here
on the nited States revenue cutter Nor
i1ll and released the schooner Charles II,
Burton. which went on the rocks during
the morning.
MuskOgee. |. T.: The first frost of the
season IN this part of the territory was
experienced Tuesday night. and caused
some damage to vegetation.
Lakin, Kan: The mercury fell below
the freezing point last Tuesday night and
Ice an eighth of an inch thick way
formed
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-10-19
GERMANY'S MEAT FAMINE.
Distress is Great and Prices Arc
Still on the Rise.

Berlin: There is much evidence to show
that Germany's meat famine is growing
worse. Reports from all parts of the
country make mention Of the measures
that are being taken to abate the famine.
At Eisenach 4 conference of the munich
pal authorities in that region decided to
establish regular rabbit markets. and in
the Munich public markets also rabbit
stalls have been opened.
Since hOrSct1esh has risen in price. and
dog flesh is no longer obtainable, a num-
Der Of municipalities have begun buying
carloads Of sea fish at the coast towns
and selling them at cost to citizens. This
eXpedient was first adopted at Solingen,
but has now spread to various Westphal-
ian cities. to Posen and even to Baya-
ran towns.
The latest government statistics show
that the price of meats is still rising The
September report shows that some kinds
rose i'll the month a cent and a half pei
pound.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-10-19

Young Man Who Stole 100000
Not Yet Caught.

Pittsburg, Pa: Up to Wednesday
midnight nothing definite had developed
in the big Adams Express robbery OF
Monday evening.
According to the detectives Cunliffe
could easily carry the 100000 on his
person without attracting attention.
The packages contained 1000 bills, and
this number could easily be distributed
through the mans pockets and about his
person. The numbers Of the bills are not
known.
The officers think that the robber will
be captured within Il few days between
Pittsburg and st. Louis. Kansas City or
Omaha, travelling by freight.
Many rumorS have been circulated con-
corning Cunliffes whereabouts, but moth
ing definite has developed.
There was considerable speculation as
to what can be done with Cunlffe if he
is caught. Attorneys express the belief
that he can be held for larceny only for
taking the 100000. but stealing the
$1,000 from his employers makes him
liable for embeZZlement.
Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, 1905-10-19
HRY IRVING DEAD
GREAT ENGLISH ACTOR DIES
IN THE HARNESS.
After POrtraying His Own Version
of TennysOn's "Becket" at Brad
ford He Suddenly Expired at Ho-
tel-WOrld's Stage Lovers Grieve

London: The English speaking world
has suffered an irreparabie loss by the
sudden death Friday night of Sir Henry
Irving, who was universally regarded as
the most representative English actor of
contemporary times.
Sir Henry died literally in harness. He
was giving "A series of farewell perform
ances in the English provinces, and this
week was playing an engagement at
Bradford, appearing in several title roles.
Thursday he presented king Ken $
Daughter and The Bells" and seemed
to be in excellent health, taking the eX-
hausting part of Matthias in the latter
play with all the vigor Of youth. Friday
night. before an enthusiastic audience,
he portrayed one of his most character
istically intellectual parts, the title role
in his own stage ada ltation Of Lord Ten
nyson's Beckett" with marked success.
After the performance Sir Henry re-
iurned to the hotel, reaching his rooms
at II: 80 o'clock, when it was observed
that he was in great pain. Physicians
were Immediately summoned. but before
they could arrive Sir Henry was seized
with an attack of Syncope and expired
within few minutes without having ut
tered a word, in the presence Of Bran
Stoker, who had been his Immediate
manager for many years, and few old
intimate friends.
The event caused the greatest pain and
CONSERVATION among the members of the
company.
The last moment of his life Sir Henry
Grving'S heart was in the work to which
he had devoted his career the raising of
the standard of his art. On Wednesday
be was entertained at luncheon in the
Bradford town hail. at which the mayor
presented him an address from his ad
nirerS.
In replying TO the address Sir Henry
spoke of himself as one the sands of
whose life were fast running out, but no
one then present had the slightest idea
that the end would come so suddenly. He
proceeded in his reply to eloquently advO-
cate the establishment of theaters by mu-
inequalities. Because" he said, Il be-
ieve that by this means the standard of
true Dramas as distinguished from mis-
:ellaneous entertainments, would be sue
.essfully upheld"