The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-08-10

hours. He has d mouth large enough
for a, horse. If you have any remedy
for that please send that along.''
Peter Jones, of Glendale, North Da-
kota, writes: For % years was called
the LATEST man in Dickey county. 1
even got too lazy to tell a good lie when
the crowd of us gathered at the grocery
in the evening. / was asked to take
two doses of your Alleviator, and was
too lazy to refuse. Within ten minutes
1 was home chopping wood for the first
time in my life, and was up at 6
o'clock next morning making garden. 1
am so full of energy and ambition that
can't keep still. Your remedy has
changed my whole future. and if you
are ever in this part of the country 1
want the privilege of shaking hands
with you. My wife is down on her
knees thanking heaven as write this
There are certain druggists who will
tell you that something else is just as
good as my Alleviator. Call them liars
at once. Nothing ever invented can
take the place of it
have been asked if the feeling of
exultation that comes after the first
dose has been down about five minutes
is due to alcohol. 1t is not The eff
fects are not temporary, but perma-
nent.
Where you find tin peddler offer
ing a socalled Pilgrim Pain Alleviator
beware of him. His pans will leak and
the handle come off his dippers. His
Alleviator is fraud, composed mostly
of ginger and molasses.
If you have a headache.
If you have a backa che.
If you have flying palms.
If you feel respondent.
If the bank has refused to renew
your note.
If you have been thrown down kerr
PUNK.
If life seems to be one drear and
sandy waste.
If you have anything all you, phys
ically or mentally. from a soft corn on
mony, don't wait for the ice of next
January. Send to the nearest drug
gist for bottle of the Alleviator. If
the druggist says he doesn't keep it
and wouldn't be found dead with it
on his shelves, send direct to me. L
will not only forward the Alleviator by
express, but hire some angular kuss
in your Immediate neighborhood to
punch that druggists head.
Why dawdle your life away when
one bottle will give you the ambishun
of Napoleon?
Why suffer physically or mentally
when the very first dose will make you
feel like raising the hired girls wages
If kicked by a mule.
If kicked by a man.
If blown up on steamboat.
If you have been lied about.
If you have been slandered-
H you nave iOSt your Jug OF your
wife has eloped.
If anything has happened besides the
hogs getting into the garden and root
ing up the potatoes, then turn to my
Pilgrim Pain Alleyiator and forget it.
| Henry Shine, of Racine writes me:
my gratitude is such that you may
make free use of my name Two months
ago council of three doctors said I
had tape-worm. Thereupon, my wife
ran away, some one stole my dog and
! the house burned down. 1t was sup
posed by all that could not survive the
shock, but unknown to me a friend Of
! mine sent to you for bottle of your
| Alleviator After taking four doses ]
! chased the doctors out of town. After
| taking one bottle found my dog. and
| before the third bottle was gone I had
oyerhauled my wife, boxed her ears and
made arrangements for new and bet
ter house. No other remedy but yours
could have acted in this manner, and
want the world to get the benefit of my
experience"
Do not delay.
Keep a bottle of the Alleviator IN the
/ y, rI5sfs
Ifused in time it will quench an in
cipient confagration.
Look for the picture of Pilgrim Joe
on the wrapper.
See that his name is blown in the
glass.-(Copyright 1905, by r. B. Nc
Ct1ure