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Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-06
Local News

The atmosphere continues cold.
Samuel Stoneking of Kidwell,
was a business visitor here today.
John Shannon Of Matamoras,
was a business caller in the city
today.
James Wells Of Pittsburg, is
calling on old acquaintance IN
the city.
Charles Cline, a prominent mer-
chant of Matamoras, was in the
city today.
The mothers meeting will meet
with Mrs. Arch re OmOrrOW at
ternoon at 2:3O o'clock.
Mrs. Il. A. Stewart and Mrs.
G.. D. Easton of Middlebourne,
spent the afternoon shopping IN
the city.
Miss Eloise Mccormick left this
morning for Marietta, where she
will be the guest of friends for a
few days.
The Greater Pittsburg bill is
now in the hands of the Governor
of Pennsylvania for his signature
to make it a law.
Forester Miller, a popular at
tache Of the grocery store OF T.
Z. Schpubach, was an afternoon
business cal!sa at Matamoras.
The people of Sistersvllle are
anxiously looking forward to the
gladstone day when the cars will
start on the electric line between
this city and Friendly.
Z. Stewart & company Will
have their spring opening of mil
linery and dry goods on next
Tuesday. The Auditorium orches-
ira will furnish music for the oc-
casion. Read the ad of this re-
liable firm which appears in to-
days issue.
The ordinance providing for
the taxing of dogs ought to be
made something more than a dead
letter. No doubt the CANNES en-
JOY chasing through gardens,
rolling on the flower beds and
digging up lawns, but these are
not intended primarily as play
grounds for dogs.
The family of the late Rev.
Chas. Ankrom, who have been
visiting relatives in the interior of
the county, passed through the
city this afternoon on their way
home at Barton, w. Va: They
were accompanied as far as this
city by Mrs. J. w. Duty, Mrs
Lily Pyle and Mrs. NJ. NJ. Rep
pard of Middlebourne.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-06

Special to The Oil Review.
Cincinnati, O., April 6.-The
q. S. Court of Appeals formally
decided this morning that it
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-06

Special to The Oil Review.
Harrisburg, Pa, April g.
The Greater Pittsburg bill passed
the Senate this morning by vote
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-06

Special to The Oil Review.
Harrisburg, Pa, April 6.-The
Senate passed bill today creating
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-06
important Bill Passed by
Pennsylvania Senate

Department of State Police and
providing for appointment of SUI
oerintendent by a vote of 26 to 9.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-06
Greater Pittsburg Bill Now Ready for Governor

of 50 years; no nays. The bill
now goes to the Governor, and it
will probably be signed during
the day.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
Beassifylng a Town.

Walter Williams, editor Of the Co.um-
bia Herald, has been writing some
practical ARTICLES on besutityins his
home town which would apply with
equal force to many places. He says
no man has right to bsild a house,
even on his own ground which will mar
the appearances OF the block. lie
should make his humo part Of syn.
metricsl whole--he has no righl To
build out close ia th> street cutting of
the view Of ala neigh bor', when they
have built back, or grsdc his lot SO
that it will not correspond with lac
resG Of the block. There aro many peo.
pie in this world who are public spirit
ed and confederate enough reg Irding
eyergGhiug exc c,pting their own homes.
POINTERS
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
EXECUTORS NOTICE.

Notice is Hereby Given that Letters
Testamentary upon the estate Of Lucy
Jane Wind er deceased, have been
granted to the undersigned, by the
clerk OF the Probate Court OF Jasper
County, bearing date the 23rd day Of
October, 1905. All persons having
claims against said Estate are required
to exhibit them to me tor allowance
within one year from the date Of said
letters, or they may be Lrecluded from
any benefit OF such estate; and il such
claims be not exhibited within two
years from the date Of the publication
Of this notice, they will be forever
barred. MYRTLE WINDER, Executrix
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
BARRING VS. WHEAT
PROFITS IN DAlRYiNG COM
pAPsr NITh WuEAT GROWING
Figure howing the hdvantag,
5le Cow Has Over
flIe Wheat

In the litilo town Of Billings. Chris.
tian Co.. No, there is located a small
cieAmrfy a number uf farmers in
that vicinity have been pasfon,zing
this creamery, but tho business Of
milking COWS has been more Of a
side iue than a main business If tho
farm. Iaere are ous bundled aud
twenty farmers supplying mix to tnIs
creamery. According ~ u report for.
nished me by the secretary OF the
creamery, these one hundred and twen.
ty iarmer1 are milking five hundred
cows. DSriug tho year from Seplem-
ber lst, 1904 TO September lss 1905,
the creamery ISid 10 the farmers for
milk total Of S2i, ,6Gj. 1t is estimated
that II took loo acres OF land to sup.
port ,hese five uundred cows, that is
for pasture during tho summer and
dry iced during the wtHter, hcncc this
is gross return on the land 10 use Of
5000 per acre. Now, these same
ih' 'h''o Lod ~ NAlNl' HtApu lubh ytaI
three Thousand acres Of wheat which
produced 2j,3O0 bvsnsla vllued st
sl6, 6,I46, or a gross income pcr acre O
20 50 for tue wheat. From this should
be deducted the cash outlay OF Sl.25
per a,re t,r scpd and CJc,s per acre for
thrDsling aad for tHIae, laaT,ng net
income for the wheat of only S3.JG per
Tao dairy work in tns case. though
it was run as - side is'u- OF farm work,
yielded one third more than the maln
farm work IN cash and nearly five times
the aHuGa!uet profit, 70 say nothing
Of the influence Of each 90 the value
OF the /. woull require r-Ih.
morh son $4,000 at commercial
prices 90 r'pacr the fe,tIi.sius elements
take f. 'n- soil by .hs shesI crop,
Will DA.,., took rom tho soil ou-
ly tn # ,ors,hzer.
lf- tlc calves or
sRim .., ue'ru me profit on toe
Iigs t~ " 81 muk vas not obtainabIe
but 90 ..r.sule. As soil bull
de. 10. ~ .ake ,i,Ier, tue COW stands
withu "a
Il. NJ. WAsHBURH
ST.. n.-s.5uer, ColumbiS,
hIssuu.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
TROUBLE AT nAYrLoNga
\ right AnonE School Boys Of
Ihat DislIict

According 10 the Outage Democrat
J'o Heron, who lises Ia the Mayajw-
~ district four or Ege miles east Of
Jasper has flied n compl,in, against
FRED Strlcksr and Lou Str.cker, charg.
M them @,td assault, ou Wallace Her.
ron the 10 !sar old SON Ola. s, Her.on.
Lon StrcKst, VITO is also about IL
years Of age, unl Wallace Heron %.
tended the same school and rs is often
She case With boys, do not get aong
amicaJly. hr. Heron charges that
while the boys wcrs returning from
school Tnurslay aftern ou tho boys
iecame engaged in a difficulty aud
that the Stricker boy hit hls son ia the
lead with large STICK and kaocked
him senseless. That the boy was 10 q
ptccIrlOu5 condition aud had improved
very little when Mr.. Heron lett home
yesterday morning. 1t is said that the
SIricker hoy was accompanied by his
brother who hourished a revolver aud
threatened to shoot, but did not use
the weapon.
Mr. ierron's charge against Fred
Stricken, father Of l. NJ Strlckor is shat
tho elder Stricksr assaulted his boy
lev months ago while the hOv was
passing the Stricken homo on his way
to school, lie alleges that Fred Strick
er grabbed Wallace Heron and shook
him violently. After the Heron boy
was bit in the head withs stick, Frank
Brunmit hauled the boy home IN y
carriage aud a physician summoned,
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
SIXTY THOUSAND A YEAR
A jasper County Chicken Plan (
VITA hat Capacity.

Talk about manufactures Carl juno
tion expects 10 establish a plant that
will turn out GO,UOO chickens = year.
Tho "World" Of that place says:
About The Middle Of December, il the
winter proves at al open, work will Ue
begun on one Of tie largest pouit'y
piHuts IA tue southwest. uu lAud III the
west imus of this city.
Ine p.sut will have capacity Of
G0O,O chickens yearly besides other
poultry aud squads,
Itatchiug will bo dole by artificial
means IL a cellar prepared Tor the pur-
pose Bulldogs viii be heated by hot
water pipes as such plants arc conduct
ed 10 the east Water will be furnished
aud feed ground by power. {. E.
hatfield Aud others are back OF the
enterprise.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
TROUBLE AT MALTY.
Young Man Accused Cf Stealing A
Cake.

"Unoe Nat Riley" says the Lamar
Democrat, twas in from Richland,
Thursday, to swear out a complaint
against Fred Welsh. Uncle Nat says
tnat goou. .EoutI az, ue ssva
public entertainment at the MaIty
soLo1l house. The entertainment con-
sisted OF music from the photograph
aut . voting contest which awarded q
cake 70 the most popular young lady 10
the audience. Tho cake had gold
ring 10 it. No sooner did the entertain.
meut get fairly under way than some
young men became unruly. Welsh,
Uuc.e Ma. declares, WAS the leader aad
be took the cake and carried it od ,
threatened TO whip the old gentleman
aud broke up Ihe meeting. The intor-
nation charges Welsh with stealing the
CAKE and ring, 10 addition to breaking
up lawlul asssmblsge."
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
An ImpoStor.

Jefferson City, Oct. 90, 1865.
Mr.. Editor--I am informed that one
Lawr,nce has been operating 10 Nc
Donald county claiming to represent the
state bJard OF education in selling
libraries 10 school districts,
TIE state boad OF education has no
repressu tative aud the man Lawrence
is an imposter and fraud. lie has
operated in Missouri snd other states
for the past six years. He seldom stays
long in one locality. He gets rotes
from school boards, soils them to local
banks and skirs the coun;ry, seldom
delivering any books and the books
il delivered, are useless as school
books. Yours respectfully.
W. T. CAEEINGToS.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
Practical sehsoI WORK

The receuE dem lnJs for the booklet
called Elements OF Agriculture for
Public Schools. published by the state
superintendent, have been great. More
aud more teachers and patrons favor the
idea Of connecting the school work with
practical ends, 1t is we'll TO put into
the schools whatever will make boys
and girls better, lhappier and more use
iul men aud women. Press.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

CumpIctes First Month OF
School.

e1NhuNts
Tne first month OF the Coon Foot
school iva miles north uiAlba, over
which Miss Bessie Crlndall, Of this city
presidos, closed October 20.h with th,
followiog record.
No. scholars enrolled, IL.
Ayerag- daily Attendance, II.
NJ Of taf dies, 0.
Tho mcs. fdIalord pupils sre Irene
jenkins, l3: Claude RoWhn1. Is: Fred
Rowland, Is; Glen nedgecocl, 10. MAY
Harbison IL.
Although tho youngest is but FIVE
years OF age there are uonU who entered
school this year for the first time.
The Coon Foot school has had a scri.
Gus time Hs the huc was struck by
Lightning the first dny aud owing to the
great amount OF building don1 10 Alba,
Purcell aud Neck Clly it was impossible
to get anyone 10 rrIair it until ? weeks
ago. Tho teacher aud chiidrea not
having been raised iu the polar region
school had to be d.mi ssad a week, but
everything GOV being 10 periec. order Il
pleasant aud profitable year ID anLici.
pated.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

Pain may 90 by the :name If rheuma-
tism, neuralgia, lumbsgo, pleursy. No
matter what name the pains arc called,
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea will
drive them awao. 35c, Tea or Tablets.
j. X. Sphoolor.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

Ifyou nre troubled with indigestion,
constipation, sour stomach, or any other
pain, HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
will make you we'll aud keep you we'll.
35c, tea or tablets, j X Schooler.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

All kinds of Jewelry at the
Jasper Racket Store.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

Highest eAsh price paid for hides at
DoUcAzA 4 SoE.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09
JAnE FREEMAN nARRlED

Wedd Ca image Girl Last
~ edGesday,
Jam, man who formerly lived
south 81 .p. was married Wednss-
day u,s- a-v H.,h 10 Miss Grace
Henrs % ..mo OF the bride At
Garth. couple will live in
Joplin H'. Freeman is agent
for tl. -,vV-s-s Go.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

Maple Syrup BIC per quart at STRAIT
tons.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

Fine ~ sets at Jasper Rae
ket Store
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

Leggins aud chest protectors at
the Jasper Racket Store.
The Jasper news., 1905-11-09

Flour Feed aud Coal in any
quantity at Jasper Elevator.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06
ESTABLISHED IN 1858.
BISHOP & CO..
BANKERS.

BANKING DEPARTMENT.
Transact business In all dcpays
ments Of banking.
Collections carefully attended ia
Exchange bought and sold.
Commercial and Travellers Letters
Of Credit issued on the Bank Of CAR
fornia and N. N. RothsehiIds & Soma
London.
Correspondents for the Americas
Express Company, and Thos cook a
Son.
Interest allowed ,n term and Sal
ings Bank Deposits.
TRUST DEPARTMENT.
Act as Trustees, collect Rents ane
Dividends.
Safety Deposit Vault.
ACCOUNTANT DEPARTMENT.,
e28 Bethel Street
Auditors and Trustees In 6ansV
ruptoy.
Books examined and reported ora
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT,
e24 Bethel Street.
Agents for Fire, Marine, Life, Aee--
dent and Employers Liability insus
anee Companies.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06
Claus spreekels. VIM. @. Irwin
Claus Spreckels & Co.
BANK e r 8.
HONOLULU, IS: 7. n.

San Francisco Agents - The No
vada National Bank Of San Francisco.
Draw Exchange on the Nevada No
tional Bank Of San Francisco.
london-The Union OF London anc
Smiths Bank, Ltd.
New York-Amerlcan Exchange Nss
tional Bank.
Chicago - Corn Exchange Nations1
Bank.
Paris-Credit Lyonnais.
Hongkong and Yokohama - Hong
kong. Shanghai Banking Corporation
New Zealand and Australia - Bans
Of New Zealand and Bank Of Austria
lasia.
Victoria and Vancouver - Bank az
British North America.
Deposits received. Loans made on
approved security. Commercial anc
Travellers Credits issued. Bills Of h
change bought and sold.
Collections Promptly Accounted For.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06
Horse ShOeinQ.
W.W.Wri9htC CO.

have opened Q horseshoe
ing department in connec-
ton with their carriage
shop, etc. Having secur-
ed the services Of q first
class sheer, they are pre-
pared to do all work In.
trusted to them In o arse
class manner.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06

A NEW SUBSCRIBER TO THE
EVENING BULLETIN FOR ONE
YEAR At $500 Is ENTITLED TO A
FREE YEARLY SUBSCRIPTION TO
THE METROPOLITAN MAGAZINE,
PUBLISHED IN NEW YORK,
WORTH $3.50, AND IN ADDITION
WILL RECEIVE A 2400-voTE cou.
pom, WHICH he MAY DEPOSIT
FOR HIMSELF OR ANYONE HE
CHOOSES TO ASSIST IN THE $1,000
PRIZE CONTEST. THE NEWsPA.
PER AND THE MAGAZINE MAY BE
ORDERED SENT TO DIFFERENT
ADDRESSES.
The town is shut pretty tight on Sun.
days but somehow people manage to
get drunk on that day just the same.
A fine collection Of wine drinkers on
the Sabbath day were lined up before
Judge Lindsay this morning, and that
eminent doctor prescribed to his pa.
tients to pay into the treasury the sum
Of 81 each, or spend days In the
Territorial bastile. They chose the
latter, and Warden Kamana will give
them a job which will sober them up
They are II. Varymann, Jack, Domingo
lRamo. w. A. whitberger, KanashigC
and Joe Garcia.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06
The Yokohama Specie Bank. Ltd
ESTABLISHED 1880

Capital Subscribed. Yen "a, 00.os&'
Capital Paid Up. ......Yen 1S.osojsss
Reserved Fund .......Yen S.e20ySOe
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA
eRANcHEs-Bomba Hongkone. Ho
nolulu, Kobe. London, Lyons, NaEz~
saki, Newchwang. New York. p
king, San Francisco. Shanghai, TSr
entsin, Toxic.
The bank buys and receives for cess
lection Bills Of Exchange. tsseas
Drafts and Letters Of Credit and tranD-
acts a general banking business.
HONOLULU BRANCH. 81 KING 81.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06
The First
AMERICAN SAVINGS
AND TRUST GO.
OF HAWAII, LTD.

President minimum. Ceeh e~SS0
vice President. .......M. p. Robineno
Cashier ............... w. @ Cooper
ONCE: Corner Fort and King SeA
SAVINGS DEPOSITS received 40
interest allowed for yearly deposits -
the rate Of 1 IL per cent. per annu.A
Rules and regulations furnishsa -
on application.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06

A big variety of Patterns. At
very small outlay you can have
good assortment--no two alike,
neat, tasteful, quiet designs.
Included in this sale are also
broken lines of pajamas, half
hose, nightshirts, neckties, jersey
sweaters, boys coIored shirts,
dress suit cases and leather bags.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06

"For Rent cards on sale at Bulletin
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06

Fine Job Printing at The Balletss
Office.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-06
Special Bargains
Il, Mems
Neglgee Shirts!

Extreme reductions on
mems co!ored negligee
shirts beginning Monday
morning, March &.
At the last shirt sale they
went quick as a wink: a
larger quantity this time,
but they will not be here
long.
Stag Shirts were SI.75
go - I.a5
so >, ;, I2s
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-02-23

Miss Mnttie Henry. Vice President Of
Dauville Art Club, s29 Green ST., Dam
vile, Va, writes:
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ious to die than TO live but Lydia f. Pinshnin's
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and am so grateful fori II that want every
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When women are troubled with
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situation, weakness. leucorrhea. dis
Placement or liberation of the womb,
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faintncss, lassitude. excitability, irri-
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A light heart. n cheerful countenance,
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unless you feel well.
Mrs. Pinkham invites nil sick women
to write her for advice. Her advice and
medicine have restored thousands to
health. Address, Lynn. Mass.
pound Succeeds Where Others Fall
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-02-23
11r. T. cNllzad5en M;nA1ottie Henry

At the New York State Assembly of
Mothers, a prominent New York doctor
told tne 500 women present that healthy
American women We're SO rare us to be
almost extinct.
This seems to be sweeping state
ment of the condition of American
women. Yet how many do You know
who are perfectly well and do not have
some trouble arising from derange-
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Such testimony as the following
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Mrs. L. c. Willadsen. OF Manning
Ia, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:--
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The Elbert County tribune., 1905-02-23
JIU-JiTsu AS A SCIENCE.
Its Deadly Tricks Are Known to Com
parativeIy Few.


Katsukama Higashi the Japanese
master of jiu-iitsu. who has succeed
ed in throwing Tom Sharkey, Ajax"
the big man of the New York police
force, and other big wrestlers, is a
tiny man. And he has the gentlest,
most engaging smile you ever saw.
He is full of courtesy and sudden
DEATH" as some one said of him. He
was born in Japan twenty-five years
ago and is only feet inches tall
and his wright is lis pounds. His
muscles are soft as woman's. Many
more muscular than he.
He has been practicing jiu-jitsu since
he was years old. He was a pupil
of the great Kano and taught the art
in Doshisha college in Kyoto. The
greatest weight he ever lifted is 290
pounds. Ajax Whitman. whom he
overthrow, has lifted 1,200 pounds
Mr.. HigGshi drinks hot water every
morning. eats fruit, rice and fish, meat
only once day. and rarely drinks
tea.
"The fatal tricks" he said in an
swer to a question. Il did not teach
them. Epen Kano will put pupil
through many tests before he will
trust him with the fatal tricks. He
would not teach them to a fighter.
We never, never teach jiu-jitsu to a
wrestler"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-02-23
"RAD" USED TRICK BALL.
One Reason Why He Could Never
Pitch a Strike.


A story the mighty Radbourne used
to like to tell the people who crowded
about him at the Weddell house after
the game was of a game between Pc
oria and a town team up somewhere
in Wisconsin. With Radbourne on
the Peoria team were Dave and Jack
Rome and other players who after
ward became quite famous.
THE umpire was a town hardware
merchant. typical we are just cut Of
nails man, and before | had pitched
dozen balls was aware of the fact
that he wouldn't call one of my curves
a strike. no matter if 1t cut the plate
waist high.
with this handicap the game was
pretty even and in the eighth l faced
the situation to the bases full, two
out, and one run needed to tie.
curved two over the plate. but the
hardware man called 'em balls.
Look here l said, running up to
him. why don't you call strikes
when the ball cuts the plate?'
TIA, hal was the umpire's reply.
"'Tell me why l insisted.
why, Rad, you've been using a
trick ball with spring or something
inside of it all through the game. 1t
don't come up to the plate straight
like the ball our pitcher uses. You
may fool the batters, but you can't
fool me-"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-02-23

I've got my opinion of a woman
that can't cook" growled William De
Kikkur. glaiing at his better half Il
suppose that II our cook should get
married Id starve to death!"
You needn't worry about that, Will
iam." said Mrs. De K, gently Our
cook has been married once. and
don't consider 1t at all likely that she
would care to"
But her irate spouse had slammed
the door behind him.