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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
ON THE BISHOP.

AYOR dunno, of Chicago told the Tammany club Of
dlfA Boston story about bishop.
u 'some like adopt underhand methods to find out
f their subordnates doing the right thing he said
Is Even bishops will adopt such methods at times.
4 "a bishop had just into diocese There
in this diocese who had him, and the
bishop suspected that visitor to the sck the young
awas Of any account Accordingly he started under
hand investigation.
He the curate's little town in the disguise of
oaboring He pretended his arrival to fall i'll. He
sent for the He let that he in the
hast extremity
''The called promptly He walked brisky up to
The bishops bedside felt his pulse looked at his tongue
listened his heart and then said voice Of thunder
"'Ge up out of this you internal humbug. There's moth
ing the matter with you. You re only shamming.'"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
What the Market Affords
DLACKBERRIES, Is cents quart.
u Blueberries, 1919 cents quart.
Wine plums, 10 cents a. quart.


u Blueberries, 1919 cents quart
Wine pums, 10 cents a. quart.
Celery, 3 punches for 10 cents
English marrow, to 10 cents each.
Creamery BUTTER tub, "a cents pound brick, 25 cents
pound 49, - .'"
Corn, 10 cents dozen.
Cranberry beans, IS cents quart.
The berry has continued unusually late this
and bacberres and bueberries still nger in the
ket Both getting scarce however, and should be used
when they be purchased delicious blackberry steamed
pudding is made follows
Take one cupfu of sweet milk egg two cupfus Of
-four tablespoonful of butter oneha cupfu Of sugar,
easpoonu of salt and teaspoonful of baking
Fill the cups about onehird full Of berries add the
batter until the cups two-thrds full Steam onehalf
Serve with and sugar. When fresh fruit out
Of season. canned fruit drained from
the LIQUOR with the cooked fruit omit the sugar from the
batter. ;. .~ ..,~
Corn higher this week than last Corn and tomatoes,
as well as beans will pass with the monh and should be
freely used while they last When is too old to be
served the cob be scored the pulp scrapd out and
made the basis of ftters buildings and tmbales good
luncheon dish by placing alternate layers Of scraped
and seasoned pulp skinned and sliced tomatoes in
DISH covering with layer Of buered crumbs and baking
in moderate oven.
To stuff tomatoes with take medum-sized, firm to-
notices. and scoop out most Of the soft
center tender young from the cob and to
two cupus the prepared add two abespoonfus Of
butter salt and pepper Fill into the tomato cups
stand closely together in buttered baking dish and bake
about half hour in moderate oven This is simple
way Of combining favorte vegetables. Serve gar
nish around either roast steak
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
"A String of Good Stories
THE RESULT OF sUBTERFUGE.
II cannot tell how the truth may be:
say tho tale as twas said to me"

NAsUKIso IsHIKAWA, Of the Japanese journalists
in the suite of Baron Komura was condemnlng New
York old style diplomacy that depended in the main
subterfuge and trickery.
"Subterfuge and trickery, when employed in good
he sad 'may be all WE'LL but they are as apt
give wrong result. They do not move straight
forward to the desired frank and honest methods do
They incline to bring things out all wrong
can English pharmacist in Toxic used subterfuge last
diplomat of the past did, and what happened
will illustrate the point desire to make.
GA little girl from the English colony came to the phar
unacist and said:
:" Il want dose Of castor oil with the taste disguised
''The pharmacist kindly man, smiled on the little girl
'Do you like lemon squashg' he said.
"tOh, very much she answered..
{" with little red wine to color it?
"tYes, indeed
'sThe pharmacist mixed lemon squash-a lemonade you
would call it in Americaand in It, along with the red Wine,
he put the castor OIL The little girl drank it and smacked
her lips
"'Anything else7' said the
"'No; only my castor OIL she answered.
"'Your castor oil7 Why you have just drunk it.
"And the pharmacist we'll pleased with himself, laughed
"But the little girls brow clouded.
'Oh DEAR she said 4 wanted the castor oil for my
brother "
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
What Women Want to knou

FALLING HAIR.-Can you give good recipe for the
hair make it grow and also to prevent it from coming
out? Is switch injurious to the hair "A Reader
rubbed scalp Massage the scalp for fifteen minutes
every night The wearing of the switch keeps the head hot
and for that considered injurious, aho for
ter Of fact really makes very little difference and if the
hair why the switch should be
SUMNER SQUASH-Pease tell me the proper way pre-
pare and cook summer squashq Also give a recipe
for soft, rich black gngerbread.-Just Eighteen.
If the squash young and tender do not peel take
out the seeds but boil whole little water possible for
onehalf three-quartexs Of hour Then drain well,
mash back the stove dry out for ten fifteen
minutes stirring occasionally Season with BUTTER pepper
and salt little If the squash DID, peel cut it
up take the seeds and then boil it before
Try this gingerbread: One and half cups Of Orleans
molasse half cup each Of brown butter and sweet
milk teaspoonfu each of soda and aspice half teapoonfu
of ginger Mix all together thoroy add three cups of sfted
flour and bake in shallow pans. ~
QUESTIONS FOR TOMORROW.
SOAPBOOKS-Wil you please let me know where
buy soapbook such read about in T he ourn l
Of Aug. 4? Please let me know possible and
give. the company's address.-Walter ~.
OLD MAGAZINES give the address Of any
who buys old magazines? have many years Of the best
publications and at loss to know what to do with
theme. S. S.
VALUE OF COINS-I cannot questions in regard
Ito the value of give business and
addresses in this column.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04

she saw fit to marry
j a ok Humphrey.
What is the result?
She is happy, no
doubt, but how many
receptions did she
attend last winter
Has she had an au-
tomobile ride since,
her h o n e y moon?
Does she sit in the
sand with a squad
Of admirers around
her and utter the
bright sallies for
which she. was once
so famous? Can she
pr o m g n a de the
boardwalks at night
with 'the catch Of
the season. and
make other girls
green with envy?
Is she ever asked to
be one Of a jolly
party Of young folk
for a moonlight sail
up the Manasuuan?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
A SIMPLE REMEDY.

TTORNEY GENERAL MOODY was discussing certain
flaws in the criminal code, and certain remedies that
been suggested.
These remedies he said fare not logical they would
be effective if enforced.
fsThey sngularly like the remedy that chophouse
ter once indicated to an impatient guest.
1.-THE guest had ordered chop, and when it brought
81 him he said, with disguised air:
h1Waiter, my plate is quite cold
The waiter smiled encouragngy.
eyes sir, he said but the chop is hot, sir, which
you III find it III up the plate nicely SIR y
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
The Souls Garden.

If all our thoughts were turned to words
Proclaimed aloud for all to hear, j
Methinks we'd seek secluded paths
When on our journeys, far or near. D.
For thoughts seeds that terminate
To noble ignoble deeds;
Watch then the garden of thy soul,
That none take root but purest seeds.
Then though thy thoughts be turned to words,
When thou dost walk the crowded street:
With frmest tread thou'lt have no fear
That thou an enemy shalt meet.
-Solrac,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
The Ever Present Now.

This is the day Of all days to aspire
to higher and better life here and now;
to be more thoughtful, kinder and gentler
and to work with renewed energy and
cheerfulness; to overcome some sin or
some vice. NOW, the present moment
is the time to think and act and to live.
Frank Harrison
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
Thoughts on Thoughts

Every impure and selfish thought that
you send out comes back to you in some
form Of suffering. Every pure and I'M
selfish thought returns to you in some
form of ssedness.-Emerson.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
HAD FAITH IN TT.

4 DMIRAL WILLIAM g. BUEHLER, at dinner at Hot
X Springs, Va, said Of Philadelphia editor:
tile is good man, enthusiast His paper prospers
because he believes it, because he has faith in it.
tsAnd what faith in it he has! He reminds of the
Yankee with the accurate watch
-s.This Yankee elderly man, had watch that for
thirty or forty years had gone wrong Hence he
boosted about it at all times.
with guest from Boston he rose, August morning
see the rse and they waited for it's rising, the
kept consulting first his watch which in his right
hand and then farmers almanac giving the sun schedule
wich was in his left.
There long wait in the pale, dawn. Then,
tapping his watch with his forefnger the Yankee said
he'll be late. = .-------- +:
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04

Fret not thy SOUL. shake not the glass; nor care
To hug the Past, grasp Eternity!
Tomorrow's waiting sands run not today;
Live Now thy best, ana more shall come to
thee.
Grant Wallace, in S. F. Bulletin.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04

red blue makes this very fetching outfit For medium
size, 8 3-S yards Of 36-inch material are necessary
Pattern No. 1892 is in sizes from to 16 years,
is pattern No. 2793.
The Minneapolis journal will mail both of the
above patterns any of these Sizes receipt of 10 cents
for one 20 cents for the two patterns together and the
size. name and address.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04

ing from the surf to dressed time for dinner Nothing
very romantic about the place time, the young
afterward bitterly reflected. Perhaps he thought, with
moonlight comparative solitude and other romantic
surroundings her answer might have been different.
cit is not that I opposed to matrimony general
principles she continued, putting her hand his ARM
'but when look around me in thoroy practical way
must confess that don many inducements to marry for
girl of my years and temperament. Here just
ing my Goth yearyou am frank. For the last three
years have been gradually increasing the sphere Of my
pleasures don't say this egotisticay but in the winter
there is scarcely hight that isnot given social
enjoyment It may be reception, ball the theater
Anyway have good time. In the it is yachting
automobing, the mountains seashore and always lot
Of nice young like yourself to dance attendance The
spring and fall bring their hosts Of amueents and you
horrid would say 4 am Johnny -onhe-spot.'
>''Now, on the other hand, take Mile Berkeley for
ample She just the sort Of girl that am only
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
THE COUNTRY WEEK,

~ D. GIBSON sat the wind-swept piazza OF cottage
at Dark Harbor The cottage topped hill and there
fas superb view downwards rolling Stands and
rocks and thence the broad and svery bay
stWhenever have spacious view like ths Think
laid Mr.. Gibson, ''of little sum urchn whom
anied his first visit to the country
It years ago. weekly paper sending the chill
rem Of the poor to the country for week. went with
the bands in order to make sketches.
t1Wen, when the train drew up, helped out thin
chn Of about years. lifted him into the waiting farm
lagoon and logged off thru beautiful rolling pasture
lies and miles Of green velvet
1.-THE little fellow very much excited with the
"sGee,' he said they must need lot Of cops here'
sWhy so?' said I.
There's much grass keep off off, said the chd''
OLIVES AND CHAMPAGNE
GEORGE Won L. MEYER, the American ambassador to
an said Of him at Narragansett recently:
ttMeyer at college humorist. His humor always
king an odd turn. One day, when he was on walking
To- two farnhands befriended himhe had lost his wallet
something of that Sort and they loaned him the money for
hchand in return for this kindness Meyer invited the
ing farmhands to dine with him in Boston.
tile gave them, for joke, the most foreign and out
aish dishes he could thing Of There Gods tongues
gs legs real Russian caviar Japanese ginger Prague ham,
filled goose liver, and so .>.~.. %~#
sThe rustcs if you'l believe enjoyed all these for
IN viands immensely. It only the olives that they
mbed When, with dish Of olives, bottle Of
mpagne brought on they slipped little and munched
title, and them with wry face, the leader said:
IS Meyer like yer cider, but darn yer pickles!'''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04

1925.
All Sunshine news for publication in the Sun
shine department of The Minneapolis Journal
should be addressed to Miss Eva Blanchard, 1s0
East fifteenth street.
STATE OFFICERS.
President Mrs Noble barrow, SIG Twenty
An Opportunity for Sunshine Act.
Annie e. Kendrick is the name of
17-year-old girl who has never had a
birthday present in all her life.
Think of that you Sunshiners who have
kind and loving friends to remember
each anniversary day.
This brave girl lives in the loneliest
and poorest part of Virginia, and tho
she is a cripple, she keeps house for a
father and brother. They have: a little
farm, but the father is Ill much Of the
time so they can barely make their liv-
ing. Birthday, or any other day presents,
are out Of the question for this little
family.
Annie writes to Minneapolis Sun
sinner that she would be so grateful for
reading matter or anything. She writes:
you can't have any idea what a bless
ing 1t is to me to be just remembered
She. Is deeply appreciative Of even a
letter of good cheer, for her life is SO
shut-in and lonely.
There are surely some thoughtful Sun
sinners who will see that this afflicted
girl is not forgotten on her birthday,
Sept. 26.
Make 1t the happiest day in her life.
Address Annie E. Kendrick, Spencer
Henry County, Virginia, R. F. D. No. g.
And do not forget the date, Sept. 26.
A Smile.
The world Is not so bitter,
But smile could make 1t sweet.
-Tennyson.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
How to Live.

How to Live.
Conceal all thou canst of things unsightly,
Compare thine lot with those who have
less,
Think Of myself seldom and lightly.
Live that thy life some others may bless
Mary E. Schwab.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
No Matri1,1ony for Her
SUNDAY CLOSING.
One place it didn't work yesterday.

AIRY you? No, Fred. Not because I
do not like you,' she added hurriedly,
"but because - we'll, principally tbe-
cause and that's a woman s reason,
you know
They were seated on the sandy beach
at Point Pleasant at that time Of the
afte1nOOn when the bathers we're hurry
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04

The Coreopsls Branch.
AS the regular meeting Of the Coreop-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
INTERNATIONAL SUNSHINE SOCIETY

second avenue S, Minneapolis Telephone 7. q,
1902.
First Vice President-Mrs. Grace W. Tubbs.
Second Vice President-Mrs. ]. A. Brant.
Third Vice President-Mrs. N. A. Sprong. :
Fourth Vice President-Mrs. J. F. Wilson.
Fifth Vice President-Mrs. e. W. Kingsley.
Sixth Vice President-Mrs. G. H. Fleming.
Secretary-Miss Nellie Bloom.
Treasurer-Miss Eva Blanchard.
Corresponding Secretary-Mrs. Frederick O.
Sammis.
Organizer-Miss Lillian NJ. Ellis.
Advisory Board-Miss Mary J. Davis, MISC
Corinne de Laittre Rev. and Mrs. Marion D.
Shutter Judge L. w. Collins, ]. S. McLain.
sis branch comes on Tuesday, Minneapo-
lis day at the state fair, it has been de-
cided to combine the regular meeting
with the thimble bee, and hold an all-day
session on Tuesday, Sept. 10. with the
secretary, Mrs. c. S. Hawley, 1907 Fifth
avenue S.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04
The Journals Daily Fashions


HE girl Of today is
healthy, s tr o n g
and robust, and she has
gained this thru en-
joyment Of the out-of-
door pastimes. The girl
who plays basketball,
tennis, or INDUCES in
any kind Of exercise,
needs at least one
blouse suit which is
trim and becoming.
The "Peter Thomp-
SOM shown here is the
greatest favorite among
sailor-blous suits. The
skirt is individual in
it's MISUNDERSTANDING
plat and thus lends it.
self admirably to slen-
der forms. Blue or
white French flannel
With 4;o op1 opoblono 90
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-04

A Smile.
The world Is not so bitter,
But a smile could make 1t sweet.
-TennySon.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-10-13
TAFT IS GOING TO PANAMA
Secretary of War Planning n Trip to
the Canal Site During the
Month of November.

Washington, Oct. 0.-Following the
announcement that ii had been decided
to make no change regarding the de-
partment of the government which
should control the affairs Of the Pan
ANA canal, Secretary Taft announced
that he would go to the isthmus, unless
something unfore seen prevents. He
will leave Washington about the first
week in November. although conditions
may be such that he will be delayed
until the 18th. The decision to keep
the control of the canal in the war de-
partment, instead Of transferring 1t to
the state department., vas definitely
reached in a discussion that followed
a cabinet meeting. When Secretary
Taft returns from New York, in a few
days, hs will take up the question of
the finances of the isthmian canal COM
mission with President Roosevelt. The
| great problem to be decided is whether
the work on the isthmus shall be car
| ried on by money obtained by appro-
priations from congress, or whether con-
gress shall be asked to authorize the
issue of Panama bonds, the proceeds
of which will be applied to the con-
struction Of the canal.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-10-13
A COSTLY CONFEDERATION
KhlnelHnder, wis.,, suffers n Loss OF
FOOO,OOO by Fire-FOur Hum
drcd People Homeless.

Rhinelander, Wis, Oct. 5.-Fire IN
the lumber district of this town de-
stroyed property valued at 100000 and
rendered 400 people homeless. The fire
started in the lumber yard Of the Brown
Brothers Lumber Co., and after sweep
ing that yard clean, 1t spread to the
Robbins lumber yards, which were en-
tirely destroyed. A high wind was
blowing, which carried the fire into the
residence district adjoining the lumber
yards, destroying about Is small dwell
ing houses. About 100000 900 feet OF
lumber was destroyed. After burning
over the greater portion of eight blocks
the fire was got under control. The
homeless people are being cared for in
the city hall and other public build
ings. The total insurance is about
$780, OO.
The principal losers are Brown
Bros. Lumber Co. lumber, $780, 600; in
%surance, $175 900. ROBBINS Lumber Co.,
s225,o00; insurance, $165. 600. Two
school houses an crgine house. $685.
900. The loss on dwelling houses is
about S75 JOG
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-10-13
MAY REACH HALF A MILLION
Peoria, ILL.,, Startled BY a Heavy
Shortage In Its School Funds.
Newton c. DouEherty, For Many
Years superintendent of schools,
IL Charged with Forgery.

Peoria, H., Oct. 6.-Newton G.
Dougherty, for many years city super
intendent Of schools, and one Of the
most prominent educators in the u
try, Is under arrest following an in
dictment by the grand jury, charging
forgery.
The arrest OF Dougherty follows the
most astounding revelations by the
grand jury now in session and which
has been examining the books of the
Peoria school board.
Within a comparatively brief space
Of time q shortage of $4,000 was dis
covered, but the further discovery was
made that the populations have been
extending owe a long term OF years.
The shortage will reach hundreds OF
thousands of dollars.
Mr.. Dougherty has been city super
intendent Of schools for 25 years. He is
immensely wealthy, and is president OF
the Peoria national bank. is a heavy
stakeholder in the lime Savings &
Trust Co.. the Title & Trust Co, the
Peoria Livery Co. and other concerns
He is a trustee of the fund of $175,-
600 held by the National Educational
association and is a past president OF
the association.
The amount Dougherty is said to be
short Is estimated all the way up to
$500, 900.
Following his arrest on the charge
OF forgery, Prof. Dougherty sent in his
resignation as president and director
Of the Peoria national bank.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-10-13
kR0MORA1ENkO'S FUNERAL
Honors Paid to ssthe Soul Of the
Defense" Of Port Arthur.
Til Most Impressive Military and
Civil Spectacle Witnessed Since
the Early Days of the War.

st. Petersburg, Oct. 9.--The arrival
Of the body of Maiden. K~rondratenko,
commander of the Seventh East ST.
berian rifles. who was killed last De-
oember at Port Arthur, and its inter-
ment In the venerable Alexander New
sky monastery, were marked by the
most impressive military and civil
spectacle witnessed here since the early
days Of the war.
Thousands Of spectators, standing un-
covered in a drizzling rain, walled the
broad Nevsky Prospect from the Mos
COW station to the gates Of the n
terry, while grand dukes, ministers Of
state, courtiers and the highest officers
Of the army and navy, many Of whom
had won distinction at Port Arthur and
in Manchuria, followed the coffin IN
foot through the muddy streets, as COM
mon mourners with the widow and SOL
Of the dead general.
In the procession could be seen the
uniforms of every Russian military Or
ganization. Each regiment of the St.
Petersburg garrison sent a detachment
Of veterans, many bearing the 30-year
service medals, to form the military es
cort.
The emperor had been expected to
attend, but as he was unable to do so
he was represented by Grand Duke
| Vladimir.
Metropolitan Antonius, assisted by
the imperial choristers, celebrated the
"Panicheda" for requiem, and eulogized
Gen. Krondratenko as "the soul Of the
defense. for when he died the fortress
fell"
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-10-13
EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS
The Volume Of Early Fall Trndes
While Not Quite So Active, StiIl
Larger Than Expected.

New York, Oet. 7.~-Bradhtreet's
weekly review says:
While not SO active as in recently
preceding weeks, the volume of trade
still exceeds expectations. Contributing
to this are better reports from retail
lines, necessitating recorders of reason-
able goods, fall festivals, charging
crop movement and a continued inn
mense turnover in idustrial lines. Com
plants al to car shortages increase,
the grain, coal, coke, iron and lumber
trades all reporting congestion from
this cause. Undiminished activity is
witnessed in the iron trade, demand for
crude and finished products surprising
previous years at this period. Higher
levels of future cost, particularly as to
coke and ore, confront these trades.
Collections for the country as a whole
are good. Money is still moving to the
country and while in liberal supply
for ordinary trade purposes, higher
quotations at home and abroad seem
certain. Bank clearings testify to new
heights being reached for this season
of the year.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-10-13
CHARGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT
(COl.) Bnn. In Jail in Default
of $4,000 Bonds.

Denver, Col. Oct. Ga special to the
Republican from Alamosa, Col, says:
l. w. Schiller, one of the owners Of
the Alamosa bank, which went into
the hands of a receiver a day or so ago,
has been arrested on the charge of en-
heZzlement Of a sum in excess of s., 900
belonging to the San Luis Building
and Lean Association, OF which he is
treasurer. A preliminary examination
was held and bonds were placed at
$4,000. Six other warrants were
sworn out against Schiller, charging
him with receiving deposits when he
knew the Alamosa bank was insolvent.
Bonds in these cases totalled $4,000.
Failing to supply the entire bond OF
$4,000, Schiller was placed in Jail.