New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10


to induce them to move.
FOOTBALL, AT CACTUS CENTRE.
We have had our Iit:1e kiIlin's down in Cactus
And our graveyard out on Boot HITS filled with
But we never had townsman up fer football
TIL Yuma KID quit ridin broncs. an pigsdn
The Kid amt strong on earnin'. and his grammar
But the college coach ,who, signed him said he'd
So the Kid he let his hair grow. and he tried the
He vas Stout imbed and bull chested. and he got
along quite well
In the first game that they tried him-Kid was
He was rippin, through the players like big steer
But when they tried to cripple him. and stop his
The Kid shook of the hog-pile and he cut loose
Wei, they say the sprintin' record was all smashed
And Soon Soon the KID was standin' there without
So he took the bloody football. ana he kicked It
And says, 'Tvs won this gougin game-an nov
So he's back in Cactus Centre, with six narshaIs
Fer they say the men he wounded wants to see
But we're loyal in our kentry. to man who whips
And If they git the Kid from U.s. they'll shoot hrst
-(Denver Republican.
A young woman In westphalia was to be mar
ried recently but It was found that her birth had
never been recorded which made her marital
irnpossbiHty. Her birth then YVES registered. AMI
according to the documents preceded her marriage
by about ten minutes. making her the youngest
bride record
All Gas.-church-I see man is working on a
meter to record how long man talks on the tele-
1fotham--why, won't the gas meter do2-CYonkers
Statesman.
Bismarck has come to be about the most be-
statued figure in nineteenth century hero worship.
The monuments erected in Germany to the man
Of blood and iron" not less alarming In nam
her than they are doubtlessy low in any real art
quality. Up to the present the number unhappiIy
completed is 2 and there stiI 50 to be inflicted
on an already much Bismarcked people. The king
dom OF saxony leads with IS monuments Germans
dwelling in the wild continents are also in the
race one bismarck statue confronts. IN an atti-
tude of becoming defiance. the savages Of the South
Seas in the Bismarck archipelago.
His Request-A week before commencement
Zones q senior who was weary Of boarding house
5 s smile Of ndsss ha i6 a a6.opg ss SRs
upon his feature when Robbins entered in a dinner
Hello. charlsyi" greeted Jones. cheerily whats
P"oh. nothing up" said Robbins. .I'rn just going
round to the clenenses 70 eall-going to SEQ II !
II The smile faded slowly from Jones's features
20 Somewhere else? was going there, Kansas
City Independent
new humor has been added 20 the French duel
A H. de Groze had engagement with swords
with a NJ Carillot. At the last moment ne sent
word that he would not fight. but was sending his
aeoond in his stead Happily the second acquitted
himself so brilliantly that the principals sbsenc.
was not felt for he actually shed some of bis adj
versary,s gore. II was delightful touch, The
courtesy Of not disappointing waiting antagonist
but sending, inatead. nice. obginE friend to pink
him.
HER DEPARTURE
on the glowing hills and FURNISHED vaias
Dame Autumn has waited long:
she tarried here for the husking bee,
And stayed for thu harvest song.
But harki the car on the seasons track
II comes into view AT lasts
she hags the train with her crimson leaves,
.1 -. --eRraeklyu Ia