davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

was coming, and concentrated their
force 70 stop Il, they were powerlcas,
The team work and Interference during
the hrst half was fully equal % any
displayed by tho team this yeaF, but In
changing tho signals In tho last half
Of tho game, tho dne interference was
lacking. In this period OF play tho two
longest runs were made by Henkle, Of
Willamette, and POLAND, the little Che
mawa quarterback. Tho former ciFcled
tho Indians right end for a gain Of 80
yards, while, on fake punt, tho latter
ran In through a scattered field Tor
nearly tho "a no distance before ho was
fairly doWned.
A faiF-siEed crowd witnessed the
game, and the expected rain was not
missing The field was tho wettest that
Il has been this year, and served 10 re'
mind the players OF old times, when
they had no sawdust, and were com,
PEELED 70 play In the mud aud water.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

Portland, were Thanksgiving gueutu.of
their daughter, Mrs. Geo. W. Jones'
Dr. II. u. Kelly and Johnny Evans
both students In the medical college,
are spending the vacation In Portland.
Judge wolverton and Attorney An.
derson Cannon spent Thanksgiving an
Albany, returning 10 Salem this morn.
ing.
Miss Alma Pohle, ono Of the teachers
In tho Vow Park school Il spending
the Thanksgiving vacation In Silver.
ton.
Il. 8. Cook, land agent for the Co
lumbia Southern Irrigation Company,
OF cFok county, was In the city Wed.
nesday.
Ralph RAIDER, fullbask on william.
cites football team, went 10 Portland
this morning to spend a couple OF days
with his parents.
Miss Gladys Fauar, who ia a atm.
dent At the University OF Oregon. 1.
spending tho vacation al the home Of
her parents In this city.
Murray Wade, eartOonist on ths
Telegram, returned 10 Portland this
morning after spending Thankseivina
with his parents in North Salem.
George Reed and family, Of Port.
land son Of J. @. Reed, Of high street.
spent Thanksgiving at home. He 4
building houses At the metropolIs
Eugene WhiPpls, who was graduated
from Willamette University last June
Is visiting his brother and sister. ,,ha
are now Students at the Universitv
Warden Curtis, Of the penitentiarv
returned Wednesday evening FROM
AaA,ing trip 20 Yaquiha. He was LOAD.
Cd down with dueks, ana had ons goo.,
Dr. f. A. Pierce came up from pors.
land to consult about the condition a.
Dr. slater's 5-year-Old child, who was
operated on for appendicitis. and l. h.
ing we'll.
Henry Barrett and sister. Mrs Ire,.
fiamondon, Of Athena, are 0us.,. ~
Dr. J. r calbreath aud family M
Fiamondon and Prof. Helen Calbreath
are Fold college ehums"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
10 an at tho rdl.nn

Tho minstrel show at the Edison
theatre is an unqualified success. /.
equals in diversity and fun the pretep
tious entertainments Of the large trav
cling companies. Black.face comedian,
Of the funniest kind make up the show
which contains a complete first part
and clio.
Kelley and Davis. two funny men
from the East, are stars They do some
funny stunts, and have an endless line
Of Jokes for the end man. Edward Do
Moss. with his powerful bass voice
adds greatly to the musical strength Of
the minstrels. There IL musical team
In the olio that is especially good.
Tho show will continue through until
Saturday night, with a matinee tomor.
row.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
ADJUSTMENTS
TONIGHT.
Edlson-vaudeviile.
nson IN Nevada


tFrom the Carson AppeaD
Ibssn's Norwegian play Of "0hosts"
with ono setting Of scenery, no music,
and three knocks with a club on tho
a5or 20 raise the curtain, was presented
last evening.
Tho play IL certainly moral hair
raiser. and tho stufiing Il knocked out
of tho dceaioguo az every turn,
Mrs. Alving, tho leading lady, who
keeps her chin high In tho air, has mar
fIsl a moral mohstForiiy IN the shape
Of a spawned rake, and hides Il from
the world. She wears a plsasan, smile
aud giyrs society the glad hand, aud
aaally lets 60 all holds when her hus.
band gets gay with tho hired girl, and
gives an old tar three hundred plunks
90 marry her aud stand the responsible
ity Tor the expected population,
oswold. the mothers only boy, Is
sent 20 Paris 20 paint views Tor MAJ
rines and takes kindly 10 the gay life
of the capital, where tho Joy Of living
Is the rage, and families are reared In
a section where a printer running a Job
oflss solely on marriage certificates
would hit the poor house whh a dull
tAud.
Regsna, tho result Of Mr.. Alying's
atteHtions 20 the hired girl, also works
In the family, aud falls In love with
the painter boy on his return from
Paris, They vote country life TOO slow
and plan 20 go 10 Paris and start a
family. The doting mother gives her
consent, and Pastor Members, who is
throwing fits all through the play, has
a spasm.
The boy, on being Informed that the
SRI Of his choice is bis half sister
throws another, his mamma having also
thrown a few In the other act.
EngstFaRd, who runs a sort Of sol
dieFs' and sailors eanteen, sets IRE
to an orphanage. and the boy, who has
Inherited sort Of mayOnaise dressing
brain from his awful dad, tears about
the stage a spell, breaks some fuFni'
ture, and upsets the wine. He finally
takes rough on rats and dies a gibbeF'
ing idiot, with his mother soldering
AL over him aud trying TO figure out In
her own mind that he was merely
drunk and disorderly.
The players handled the sticky mess
as well as could be expected, all being
excellent actors, although Miss Razeto
built up her hustle too high. Miss
lockwood is strong and Mestayer han
dies his thankless role eonscientiously.
MaeGregOr, as Pastor Members, was
very effective, but there was no better
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
DO Not Want 4 Saloon.

Hundreds Of residents Of Horsb pre-,
einet, IN this county, encouraged BY
the W. G, 7. u have signed . petition
70 Judge Scott protesting against the
Issuance Of a license TO Lee Jeffries
who wishes ~ establish saloon al
Gates.
The petitioners claim that Jehries
docs not run a saloon according TO law
that he keeps il open during SUNDAYS
and after midnight. and that he Der.
mits miners to frequent his place
Judge Scott has taken no action In the
matter up to this time.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

Three pounds Of pork sausage for rs
cents al Farrington . on Saturday. IL
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
sure cure for Pnss.

Itching Piles produce moisture and
cause itching, this form, a. well a.
Blind, Bleeding or PTotTuding Piles
are cured By DR.. BO-sAn.ko's Pile Rem
sdy. stops itching and bleeding. Alb
sorbs tumorA SOC 4 Gar At druggists,
OF sent By mail. Treaties free. Write
me sbeat your ease. DR.. BOsanko,
PhilA., Pa
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

The Portland high school football
team passed through this city this
morning on Is way home from Eugene.
where they yesterday defeated the IA.
gene high school by a score Of 10 o
This gives Portland the high school
championship for this part Of the stats
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

PICKLES
NEW DIILs
NEW SWEETS
NEW MIXED
PIN-MoNEY PICKLES.
we want you TO come and see these
.u.b talked-of pickles. We have them
18th in bulk and glass.
MIXED MELoN-MANGo
GHBRKIN ONION
BURCUCUMBER
PEACH
From 15c a bottle up
FULLER & DOUGLAS,
salem's Leading Grocers. Confection-
,iopers and Bakers, 456-46O State St,
phones 1872, 1s7. Always ready to serve
vou at our Ice Cream and Lunch Par.
.lors
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
somsthing Worm Ra,Ainr

The list Of special prices in another
column offered for Saturday and Mon.
day BY A. L. Harvey, the grocer, whose
store Is at the corner OF Court and High
streets Is well worth reading. II con.
tains several special bargains. Phone
Main 2l6.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

actor in the cast than Edwin Bailey in
his minor role.
As a sermon on the law Of hereditv
the play is great. but after seeing it
we are glad 20 announce that Havelv' 3
Minstrels will relieve the Ibsen gloom
on November 6-nezt Monday night.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

Tea and coffee 60 by taste
alone; and tastes are many.
Sehilling's Best teas are five,
and cofees four; all different
moneyback all at your groeer's.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
Coroner sits on Him.

Chicago. Dee. IA formal inquest
by the coroner as 20 the cause OF the
death OF Marshall Fiel4 Jr, began this
afternoon.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

so the congregation cisnt like sbe
preacher and asked him TO resign. IN
eie Jasone"
Vas, sab; he wuz whut de white
folks calls persona non gratis to de
chuch.'
Not persona non gratis; that means
q person not free. Il il means any
thing. You are a nrtle CT on your
Latin"
Not at all boss Dat wuz jest de OBJ
lection tod az preacher. We didn't pay
our las preacher nothin' sD dis one
wuz allCs instistin' on bein' paid some
sort OBJ salary o. Times-Demo-
crat.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Is Pisa dvnntnres

III We economize, said the husband
''we viii soon have house Of our own
instead OF having to live in rented prop
erty"
But. I'm not sure should Ike that, -
answered the wife. q couldn't drive
nails anywhere I please in the walls or
woodwork Of our own house, you know. -
st Louis Republic.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

You should b. slew to anger" said
the benevolent citizen.
= done tried DAT ones. answered Mr..
Erasius Pinksey. y reckon I WAS mos
too slow dat time. DE yuthuh man done
had his razor goin' an De ohgumant
clean settled befo' I reco 'nized dat my
feelin's was hE-t Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
piacnosed 80 -

Il suffer horribly from insomnia.
doctor, said the patient. and ne
quently have a gone feeling ia the re-
gion Of my solar piexus."
I'm. said-the doctor, may ask
what is your business"
Il am a bank cashier"
All ] see. II you can manage TO
get away I think you would oe greatly
benefited by an extended trip to New
Mexico or Central America. brook
Ign Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

And If should break the engage
ment." said the Hyde Park Romeo. "toIi
me truly, what would YOU dor"
IL should tske poison.- cried the
beautiful girl.
You would really go TO the nearest
pharmacy and get poison?"
No. no, Worse than that should
allow young man who smokes cigar
cites TO kiss me. Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
90 81 of a. Hean.

Hulsa. the Swedish mad nad served
her mistress faithfully FOR a year when
one day she announced her intention
Of leaving,
Why, Halda. what is the trouble?'
asked her mistress. rs the work toe
hard. or is il The wages2s
No. De work be all right. and de
wages he be. too: but de beau-he
must have me."--Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Doesn't that law restricting your
company's privileges cause You ap-
pyehersion?"
mo" answered Mr.. Dustin Stax.
THE law is all right. What bothers
me is the fear that one OF these days
they'll get enthusiastic and enforce
it"--Washiagton Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Az opinion Reserved.

do you believe In government
ownership"
THAT depends" answered the trust
magnate, "on whether you mean that
the government ought 20 own us or
we ought TO own the government
Washington Star
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Ee CT OF Easr

Him-Eow can yoI be SO cruel as to
throw ne down IN this manner?
Her-I thought it better TO hurt your
feelings than risk seeing you hobble
around on crgtches
Him-Wby, what DO you meanT
Her-Papa said If didn't throw you
down. he would. and papa terribly
strenuous, you know.-Chicago Daily
News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

ylsiior-Aren't the falls running to-
day?
Native-Not to-day. ma'am.
Nisitor-But ] came a long ways to
see them.
Native-Nou better stay a few days.
ma'am. until Il rains-an' II it's a real
hard rain il may wet EN- over.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
One of The JENNY prtrade.

Pressman--Thars an ugly lookins
fellow.
Plain-clothes Man-Yes; he's bar
man
FRESHMAN Gin astonishmeno--A bar
man?
Plain-Clothes Man--zis bar is he
one which very often opens bat never
shuts
Pressman--What bars thst2
Plain-ClCthes Mantle crowbar-
ally Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
A Romance Of the Wind Belt.

you met your husband in Kansas,
/ believer"
Wei, you could hardly call it meet
ing him. You see. a cyclone came
along, and when / recovered conscious
ness ! was sitting on John back Of
what had once been a pumping sta
ton. isa't u strange how fate brings
people together someumes PC Chicago
RecOrd-Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

DO you think were dom right to adj
vertise all the comforts Of homer" asked
Mrs. Corntossel.
Course We are" answered Farmer
Corntossel It's true enough. There
ANT any comforts worth menrionin'
anywhere when the weather gets GOOD
and hot Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Not a SIC Rohher

Oaicer Brown Say, that teller
seemed pretty stuck up for common
pickpocket
Ofhcer Smith-It's the first time he'd
been caught, and he'd done il so often
that he thought he was a safe robber.
Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

This" said 4he city chap, who was
showing his rural relative the town. rs
called the tenderloin' district"
Why Is IL called that?" queried the
rural relative.
Because IL Is SO tough. explained the
other.-Chicago News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Gunner thought Refer liked the
water. ! hear he is going 10 buy a racing
automobile instead 90 a yacht?
Guyer-les; he found ne shaking OF
the automobile would make him sea-
sick just as quick as if he were on a
yacht-Chicsgo News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

"If ! should attempt to kiss you. -
asked the young man. would you
scream for your mcther9"
L guess would" the fair young
thing admitted. but IL wouldn't Go me
much good Mother IS visiting Is
miles out in the country"
And a moment later she screamed.
CHICAGO sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
A Reconsideration.

"You said some tlIns AGO you were
going 10 retire from politics"
Yes" answered the man with q
good job; but the statement attracted
so little attention I concluded could
stay where was without being no
ticed. "-Washingto Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

The New Arriva. Ga prominent sur
geon)-what punishment do / get?
His Highress-You'H have your APP
pendix pulled ont With red-hot nippers
every IS minutes.
For how long?"
"oh. until medical science does its
work for nothing. Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
What They said.

At last. after a courtship extending
over period Of two years ten monthe
and seventeen DAYS. he had proposed
and she had handed him the answer
Darling" he gurgled you are
worth your weight ia gold"
Then I must be very valuable" che
replied. for ii has been an awful long
wait ''-Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

City FRIEND should like &c know
how you manage 20 keep all your
books. Ii lend a fellow a book. I
never see * back again.
BookwoTm-When lend a book
make an entry With the date in the
book itself. and another entry in a
small ledger that I keep on purpose
and
City Friend-Ch. see. you keep your
books by double entry.-Ally Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

doc, I want yoe to diagnose my
case as appendicitis"
But you haven't got appendicitis. "
! know *; but the report that car
AFFORD 1t will help my financial stand
Ing whole lot "--Losisville Courier
JoornaI.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
A Mater Of locality

The king OF the csn1shal islands
laughed uproarously,
The idea that il costs s65 a year 10
dress wife is too funny" he said.
why, IL doesn't cost me that mach 10
keep all OF mine in dresses ~ Chicago
Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Much Needed Rest.

''Your daughter didn't take a wed
ding trip. did she?"
No, she and Albert were so worr
out by the ante-nuptial functions thai
they went TO the hospital as soon as
the ceremony had been performed."-
Chicago Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Ethel-So Mary is thinking OF get
ting a divorce? l thought she had
such nice husband.
Dorothy-He is nice In his way, OF
course; but, you see, just that particu-
lar kind OF husband has gone all out
OF fashion in our set-Judge.
-. - g. IN
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

1.-THE desert OF sahara must be ter
rible place" SAID Meandering Mike.
We'll" answered Flooding Pete,
there's one good thing 20 be said for
Il. There amt a lot OF people there
On the lookout fur farm hands. -
Washington star
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Il RensonahIe 80

Physician-Hes. sir. my opinion IS
that one-haIf the diseases thatauict hu
manity are due 90 over-eating.
Friend Oelec,ivciy)- may be-may
be. Now. Think OF &c. IT Is months since
anyone was sick a. my boarding house
N. Y Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Mony-There's a c6wl I'm so afraid
Of COWS!
Cholly-It won't hahn you, Miss
Molly. as song as I am with you.
Molly know that-but when IL
starts after me you won; be with mel
Cleveland Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
A Personal vic,r

Graft is surprisingly common said
the apprehenslve citizen.
That is where you are wrong" an
sWened Senator Sorghum. a real
good graft is getting 70 be one OF the
scarcest things In our once proud and
luxurious civilization" 90 Washington
Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

''Yes." says the first beauteous dam
sci; 81 had Eve proposals at the re-
ceptlon last night"
Il had but one" remarks the de-
mure damsel. but It counted the sane
as Eve. The man suffered. Judge.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
pinerent peterminntion.

My husband is very determined"
said Mrs. Noowedd. proudly. HE
never gives up.
Neither does mine" sighed Mrs.
Klosefst with a sad glance at her
last years gown.-Chicago Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Lion Tamer-There's only one KIND
of an animal that can't he tanned By
the power of mind over matter.
Psychic Enquirer what's that7
Lion Tamer--A mule.-Detroit Ere.
Press
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

What's the cause OF the GOODNESS
between the BilkiEs ard Pilkins fam
ilies?"
Young Bilkins became engaged to
one OF the Pilkins girls"
Yes"
and now each family thinks its on
spring is setting ali the worst OF it."
-Chicago sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Enquirer Gust returned from atroad)
WHATS all this scandal about young
Bullion and Miss Sweetlips2
Goaker-Oh the old thing, you
know; FIRST ne wood and then he
wouldn't. then she sued and he had
to Pay up, that's al.-Any Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Troubles Of the Rich

Lives OF rich men stil remind US
Even he Ray read who runs
That the wacs We leave behind "a
May make asses Of our sons.
Chicago Record Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Russia viii one dag nave universal
education"
Maybe so.' answered the always
doubtful man. but It looks 10 me as
II it would take the average man half
lifetime 10 get through the spelling
book. Washington star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Never pumme. a mar when he's down
II you wish 70 have freedom from sorrow.
For by giving attention a moment you'l
see
That the man who rs down just at present
may be
Very much on his feet by tomorrow.
Chicago RecoTo-Rera.d
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Safe

This is a blue-iaw town now. isn't
it?" interrogated the drummer in St
Louis.
Yes, sir" replied the barber.
But how Is ii you keep open after
midnight2"
Ca. you see my razors have a pull. %
Chicago News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Patience--She has always been
crazy TO marry ever since she was a
young girl. really believe she would
have married her fathers coachman.
il it hadn't peen for one thing,
Patrice--What was that -
Her father didn't nave any coach
man."-Yoakers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
TIE LIMIT.

First Ostrich say, Biz. come over
and have Welsh rarebit with me?
Second Ostrich-No. thanks. Plain
hardware is good enough for me. A fell
low has TO draw the line somewhere
y. Y. Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Don't you find II rather lonely with
no congressional business to attend
to-"
No" answered Senator Sorghum.
Some of us attend TO the most serious
business of our congressional careers
when congress is not in session.
Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
The Method 81 - Yellows

Tit Editor-From what source did
you secure this story 90 frightful scan
dalin the CiGsgock family?
The Reporter-From their coachnan.
1T would never 90. Of course. to quote
him; so we'll say we have the news on
the highest authority Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Aunt Ahby-A peddler was tryin' to
sell me a new clock to-day-said he'c
guarantee IL wouldn't lose time.
Uncle Jcsh-What did you saw
Aunt Abby told him ne was Iosin
time tryin' to sell 70 20 me.-Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
A Case Of Compulsion.

Wirie-There's another fellow in
the back parlor with sister.
Castleton--What is he doing there
She knew | was coming, didn't she?
~Oh, yes. But she begged him to
stay."-Brooklyn Life.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

Friend-I don't see how you can af-
ford 10 sell automobiles like that for
only $500.
Dealer-Oh, ! make my proct on the
repairs. That's the answsr-Chicago
Daily News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

The Bachelor-Ssy what you please.
bat don't believe there was ever a
man that could size a woman up.
The Periodically brother can.
The Bachel0r-Hai How do you
know
The Because he is a ladies'
tailor.-ChicaEo Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

The Pasior-My dear. have you no.
ticed the gratifying increase Of male
attendance at our mid-week prayer
meetings?
His Wife-Yes-it's house cleaning
time.-Cleveland Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

People make me sore" complained
the billy goat Everybody has e
have his little Joke about my butttns
In"
Wei. don't your" inquired tn.
buneo steer.
No, sir alwsys go in head FIRST .
Kansas City Drovers' Journal
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12

IF you was to git TO be one O. desc
multi-millionaires." said Wandering
Mike. would you fergit your humble
past?"
No, sir" answered Flooding Pete.
I'D be a real philaHthropist. I'd buy up
all de car factories al have cushions pat
on de trucks. Washing Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
Command

Most marriages % said the bachelor
remind me OF jug handles"
How Is that" asked the widow. with
not unnatural curiosity
They are one-sided affairs" was the
grim reply.-Casse
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-08-12
A Danger.

SO you have endowed a college.
Yes" answered the multi-mnlion-
sire
And the first thing you know you'll
be educating lot of smart young law
yers to. oppose your drm in its fran
ehise litigations Washington Star.