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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10
Diamonds.

FIJI Unapproachable line Of ,Dia-
monds, Brooches, Sunbursts,
Lavaliers. Festoon Necks. Most
elaborate and exclusive designs,
$35. $50, $75. 500 to
Pearl and Diamond. Center
lions, French enamel and hand
wrought effects. SO. So, 81,
SIS, $40. $50.
newest conceptions Of mount
ings, from the plain Tiffany to
the most unique hand carved
effects. $40. $35. $50. $75.
500 styles Of beautiful COM
bination Rings. Diamonds and
Emeralds, Diamond and Rubies,
Diamond and Sapphires, Dia-
mond and Pearls, gold and
Platinum settings. $50, $75.
500, 5000 to $500.
200 styles hand carved, new
shades gold, novel designs,
ladies' and gents Diamond
Rings, $35, $50, SIS 70
500 styles Diamond cur
Links, plain and variety fancy
colored gold, $3.50, IS, 81 to
$40.
Hundreds OF Diamond Rings,
Diamond Studs, Diamond Scarf
Pins, Diamond Lockets, Dia
mond Cigar Cutters, Diamond
Knives, Diamond Jewelry OF all
kinds on which we guarantee
a saving of % per cent.
100 beautiful styles sterling
silver Toilet Sets, $3.50,
$15, $1S to $25.
Solid gold and silver Thin
bles, q splendid Christmas
gift. Silver, zoe, 600, CSC.
Solid Gold, $2.75, $50 to
$500.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10

hall Friday evening, Dec. 81, and it will
be followed on Saturday evening, Dec.
80, by dancing party given by Mrs.
Z. w. Stevenson in the Auditorium an
mex for her daughters. Tuesday, Dec.
90, Theta Beta Zeta fraternity will
have a dance. Wednesday, Dec. ~,
Miss Leila Winston will give dancing
party for her sister, and the same even
ing the Tau Kappa Phi sorority will
have a dance at the home Of Mrs. s.
A. Harris on Vine place. Zeta Beta Psi
will have its dance at the Minikahda
club Dec. %, the same evening that
Mrs. w. d. Washburn and Mrs. r. III.
Passmore will give ball at the Plaza
hotel for their daughters. Mrs. O. j.
Martin has Friday evening, Dec. &c.
for the dance she will give for Miss
Ella Sage, and the evening Of Dec. 80
has been chosen by Delta Omega Psi
fraternity for its dance.
Among the weddings Of Christmas
week will be that Of Miss Edith M.
Lang and DR.. Robert B. Orr Of Con-
cord, N. a., which will take place
Wednesday, Dec. 81, at the home Of the
bride g uncle, J. F. McElroy, 24lS
Fremont avenue s.
i Miss Lang is the daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. William Lang, formerly Of
Superior, Wis, but now Of New
Prague, MINI. Rev. Theodore Payne
Thurston will oficiate at the wedding,
which will be a simple homo cere-
mony. DR.. Orr and his bride will be at
home after Jan. at New Prague,
where DR.. Orr will locate.
The wedding Of Miss Myrtle Mae
Peaslee, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. O..
A. Peaslee, and Cyrus Douglas Clay
Of Lynchburg, Va, will take place on
the evening Of Jan. 8, in Gethsemane
church. About $50 guests will witness
the ceremony and afterward there will
be reception for $50 friends at the
home of the brides parents, 1888
Stevens avenue. Z
If you enjoy Shaksperean readings
you will thoroly appreciate the program
which Miss Blanche Booth will give
Tuesday evening at the home Of Mrs
Haskell, ITO Third avenue s. Miss
Booth ia a niece of the late Edwin
Booth, and she inherits much Of the tai
ent Of her famous uncle. Her readings
are real treat and her unusual ability
has already made her well known tx
Shaksperean lovers. She will probably
give several miscellaneous numbers
just to show her versatility, and Other
! interesting features on the program vii
be the quarrel scene from 'eThe Schoo
for Scandal :" given by Miss Celia Eiz
abeth Haskell, a pupil Of Miss Booth
Musical numbers will be by Mrs. w. N
Portous, Miss Gertrude Hale, Mines
Frederic Klapp, T. A. Whitworth, T. E
Hughes and Heinrich Hoevel. Mr.
Walker, well known Chicago musician
1 will be heard on several instruments
The recital is not an invitation affair
and any who are interested in the pro
gram may obtain tickets at the door.
The young people will begin to com,
home from school and college the last OF
the week. Misses Mary Van Dusen
May Donaldson, Marguerite Lyman
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10

Clara Hudson and Helen Shevlin will
leave next Sunday to come from Miss
Burnham g school at Northampton. The
Smith college, girls, Misses Florence
Shevlin, Helen Truesdel, Grace Town
send, Florence Harrison, Margaret Elan
merry and Charlotte Passmore will come
q day later. Miss Katherine Shull and
Miss Grace Fertig will arrive home
from Ogontz Dec. 90. Miss Charlotte
Partridge will come from Miss Spence g
school In New York early the same
week. Thomas Shevlin will come home
from Yale about the same time. Donald
Goodrich and Barton Wheelwright wil
arrive from Andover, Mass, Dec. q,
and William Haskell will come from
Worcester academy, where he is prepar-
ing for Dartmouth, to spend the holt
days at home.
The Wells college girls, and what a
string Of them there are from Mime
apolis, will arrive Dec. %. They always
have such jolly time going and com
ing and usually have special car.
Among those who will be home the Sat-
urday before Christmas will be Misses
Caroline Joyce, Ziphra Richie, Ruth
and Caro- Chamberlain, Margaret Mealey
of Monticello, Marie and Helen Martin,
Helen Hall, Ruth Robbins. Miss Nor
gan Of Winona will come west with the
Minneapolis girls.
Miss Ruth Harrison will come from
Vassar next week and Miss Fanny Pass
more will be home from Bryn Mawr.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. Zell announce the
engagement Of their daughter, Clara T.,
to Henry G. Olson. The wedding will
take place the latter part Of February.
Invitations have been issued for the
marriage Of Miss Laura N. Coreyell,
daughter of Mrs. Charlotte E. Kern
Of Waterloo, Iowa, and John W. Baxter
Of this city. The wedding will take
place Wednesday evening, Dec. 20, at
the home Of the bride. DR.. s. III.
Baxter, brother Of the bridegroom, will
be the best man. Mr.. and Mrs. Baxter
will go for a wedding trip and will
be at home in Minneapolis after Jan. Is
at 1858 Portland avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. s.. Selcer have issued
about 200 invitations for the marriage
Of their daughter, Julia, to Morris
Kurstin, which will take place next
Sunday evening at the home of the
BRIDES parents, Mr., and Mrs. s.
Selcer, 2541 Seventeenth avenue s..
The wedding Of Miss Sarah L. Mar
gulis and Maufice H. Grossman will
take place Tuesday evening, Dec. 10,
at the home Of the BRIDES mother, Mrs.
B. Marquis, l4o2 E Franklin avenue.
With so little going on in the way Of
large affairs the Minikahda club is a
regular refuge, for there are always
half dozen or more young people who
are devoted to winter sports on the
toboggan slide or the skating rink OF
lounging and resting about the big open
! fire. The next dinner dance will take
place Saturday, when hockey in the
afternoon will be feature that will be
as popular as the informal dancing in
the evening. The club is already plan.
ming its Christmas celebration, which
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10

will Ia Uniformed h,,h in1lx, Tbn c1,b /
VII po 81 1us Jos.y: nv c. nu
thsr. vii, II ha lss d;nnar dayce 18th vng
few snorta - ca11 ! oanaroI @ath .r;nr
az Az nambara
~ -.
a proun of the Younger neon1a ara
having iollv honsenarty over SUNDAY
at the cottage Of Nj. and Mrs. Charles
Eustis At Breezy Point. Lake Mime.
tonka. There are twelve in the party.
which il heinz chaneroned hy MI and
Mrs Fnstis and thew went ont; vester-
day AFTERNOON. and will coma in ton,or.
row. Country snorts icahoatino, skat.
inc and tohogpaning will furnish q lot
Of am mus ppss'1 - : AA'n : ~
Mrs. Chadler Wyman and Mrs. A. A.
Wyman entertained fifty guests at
euchre last evening at the residence Of
the former, 1872 Dupont avenue 8. Red
and green were the only colors used in
the decorations, and the flowers were
pr1lllant po1nsettla blossoms, with a
oackgronnd or evergreens. The dining
Ioom mao req roses and 1ol1age, the CEN
selPlece pelng basket OF the fragrant
NV nowels. :, me g n0stesses were assisted by
". " ". Han ana MISS Mildred Mar
TN.
Mise Paho.,o eo.,-,,o : - :.
Tine n p;+tsh Se pl e. ~ navle gat
week st tba reesnt;o a. mh; a as11s s ,ass
to Introduce M;ss March rio n Trau 81
the Frew residence Reachwood Hall IL
and has been ATTENDING ali Of the affairs
which nave been given for the PITTS.
burg debutantes Miss semnla ia tho
guest Of her aunt. Mrs. James M.
Schoonmaker. who is prominent in the
remain away another week and when
she returns, there will be a number Of
affairs given for her and for Miss
Marian Partridge.
Miss Mavma isabel 1onnston and
Marvin r Tobns 100 ,,,orr;ad
We'd, asdav evan;nn par q pnahr.e,1
officlating Ferns and no na1,,,s nrou;dad !
nrettv hack gronnd far ~ p1o sa 800 :
which was nerformed = the n 20. e-ua,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10

Fine French pearl Opera
Glasses, every well known
make, Including the celebrated
LIE Marie, with the King Pat
ent stick, $3.50. $40, SIS to
$24. so.
See the silver plated 6-inch
Almond Dishes for Use.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10
French Fans

Dainty works Of art
Lace, Gauze, spangles, hand
painted and embroidered with
traces Of gold and silver, over
sticks Of pearl, tortoise, sandal
wood and amber-A most ex-.
quisite gift
$3.50, SO, $3.50 to $40.
Opera Bags
Rare beauty
In the antique designs and an.
tiqued colorings; also the Pastel
shadings-blue, pink and cream
deliberately embroidered with
gold, silver and spangles.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10
Cut Glass

Absolutely the finest showing
in the Twin Cities Of the cele-
brated Egginton cut glass. Ev-
erything from a Nappy to
Punch Bowl. We can save you
rs per cent on every purchase.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10
Watches.

Immense assortment ladies'
gold and diamond set Watches,
fitted with the best American
and Swiss movements, $3.50
$25, $40 to $65.
O size Elgin and Waltham
20-year guaranteed filled
Watches, plain and Roman for
monogram, $lO.95.
Thin model Elgin and Wal
than 2o-year filed Watches,
Beautiful line hand carved
and diamonds set Chatelafne
Watches. $35, $50, $75 to
Fine enameled ana gold filed
Chatelaine Watches, pins to
match, 1915, $l2 and SD
20-year filled gents Watch,
17-jewel adjusted Elgin, Wal
than and Illinois movements,
best watch on earth for price,
$500.
Silverware
S-piece sterling silver Child's
III N1OSSa nAl1AC, stAOA y civ 5pOOhAt AL
case, $3.75, $3.50, $3.50.
Sterling silver Sugar Shell,
Cream Ladle, Pickle Fork, Bon
Bon, Gold Bowls, worth $3.50,
for 500.
Sterling silver and cedarwood
Salad Sets, 1915, $3.50.
$3.50 y
Sterling silver Pap Bowls
and Plate, $1O.75, $3.50 to
$4,000.
Sterling silver Mayonaise
Bowls and Ladies, $8.75,
$1,000 to $15.
So popular designs sterling sill
yer fiat ware, on which we
guarantee a saving Of is per
cent.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10

edo you know why I 60 to recep-
tions,' whispered woman at one Of
the affairs of the week. It is because
I want people to come to mine. There
are times when you simply have to bal
ance your social books, and the only
way you can do it with any satisfac-
tion is by giving a reception and invit-
ing everyone. I know they are stupid
and uninteresting, but you cannot enter
tain several hundred people SO well and
30 cheaply in any other way. So just
as a matter Of social reciprocity will
go to other peoples teas if they will
come to mine.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10

Mr.. and Mrs. G.. Zell announce the
engagement Of their daughter, Clara L.,
to Henry G. Olson. The wedding will
take place the latter part Of February.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10

The young people will begin to come
home from school and college the last Of
the week. Misses Mary Van Dusen,
May Donaldson, Marguerite Lyman,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-10
Artistic Hat Pins
-Uneaualled showinq-

-Unequalled showing
Novelties in Gun Metal and Gold
Unique settings Of Brilliants,
Amethysts, Topaz, Turquoise,
Pearl and Coral-a most appro-
pirate and inexpensive gift
Soc, 75c, $1.W to $3.50.
French Combs
"A beautiful collection
Tortoise, Amber and Jet-Artis.
tic mountings Of Roman gold
Spanish inlaid work and italian
digree, studded with amethysts,
sapphires, brilliants, emeralds,
topaz and turquoise Side Combs
and Barrettes to match.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
COLONEL FERRY.

One of the stalwarts, one of the
strong men of the land, passed to the
beyond in the person of Colonel Will
liam Ferry a few days ago, at the ripe
old age of 81 years. He came of good
stock and lived up to the highest ira
ditions of his ancestors. Michigan
was his native state, but he came west
and more than quarter of a century
ago planted his home in Utah, and de-
voted his energies and talents to min
ing. Perseverance in the face of great
difficulties and large share of brain
and muscle won and for many years
he has enjoyed more than an ample suf-
ficiency of this worlds goods. He
was a man of sensitive feelings, al
ways kindly and considerate of others.
He made friends and kept them. His
home and family life was ideal and
withall he ever took a lively interest
in public matters. For some years he
was in poor health and his demise was
not altogether unexpected. In his
death Utah loses one of her foremost
and best citizens, the poor lose good
and sympathizing friend, but the great
est bereavement falls on his family
who have the sympathy of the entire
community.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
U. S. SENATOR BARTCH.

1t gives the Truth great pleasure to
announce to it's readers that the Hon.
Geo. w. Bartch, ex-Territorial Probate
Judge, through the kindness Of ex-
Gov. A. l.. Thomas, a kindness Judge
Bartch never remembers, ex-Territor-
ial District Judge, ex-Supreme judge,
through the grace Of the political
ring organized by the Silver King
Mining company, and now supreme
judge of the great and growing state
or Utah, has condescended to emerge
from the coat of CONCEALED dignity
which surrounded his form and will
accept the United States senatorship
should an admiring legislature conde-
scend to hand it to him on a gold plat
ter Git being understood that the plat
ter goes with the senatorship).
When such an eminent jurist
is willing to lower himself to accept
such a paltry position as United
States senator it furnishes another
evidence of the stability of our insti-
buttons, and assures us that the fu-
ture of the country is safe.
BY all means let this eminent gen.
tleman be elected. He is a patriot of
Utah whom all should delight to hon
or His presence in the Senate cham
Der would drive all the senator sor-
gums to the cloak rooms, would cause
the Goddess Of Liberty to smile an
other smile. and Uncle Sam to have
a new patch attached to the domain
which remains forever under the pro-
tecting care of his protracted coat
tails. The people learn with unadul-
terated satisfaction that he has been
endorsed by the legislatures of sew
eral states and by Hon. Thomas
Kearns. All that is now necessary
Is to have him endorsed by the legis-
lature Of Utah, when from all parts
of the land, particularly from Penn
sylvania, at husking and spelling bees,
in socials and sewing societies in
church and hall songs of joy and
gladness will rise like incense to the
skies, and above all will be seen shin
ing like the 'phiz" of Horace Greedy,
the refulgent respondent face of
Hon. George w. Bartch, United States
senator from Utah.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
AQUARIUM FOR THE FAIR.

An aquarium which will conatin sew
eral hundred varieties of fish will be
a feature of the United States gov
eminent exhibit at the Lewis and
Clark Centennial. The exposition
authorities have received a communi-
cation from the government commits
sion asking that supply of fresh,
cold water of 200 gallons a minute be
provided for the fisheries wing of the
government building.
Huge glass tanks from six to twelve
feet long will be erected in the fisher
les section, containing all known mem
bers of the finny tribe that the gov
eminent can collect. The tanks will
be above the level of the floor. and the
light will come from above, so that
the visitors to the exhibit can see the
fish swimming about in their natural
element. Several hundred feet of
glass walls will be necessary to dis
play the fish true to life. The depart
ment will be in charge of experts from
the government department. who will
attend to the proper care and feeding
of the fish.
1t is said that special arrangements
will have to be made for the accom-
mediation of the chinook salmon, as
he will butt his head against the wall
If confined in a Unite tank, causing
his own death Imp; .ent of restraint,
the salmon would, ii allowed, commit
suicide by charging against the walls
OF his prison. 1t is believed that to
overcome this suicidal propensity of
the salmon that smaller circular tanks
will need to be provided for the accom-
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
PART OF THE ESTATE.
Servant Folk in India Remain Lone +,
Positions.

Servant folk in India attach tba
selves to the house; they become lar.
OF the family, writes Mrs. EyeIH,
Cotes. Certainly masters have ,ro,
blesome habit, every twenty years T.
so, of slipping away to England f.
grow old in the enjoyment Of "uer
sin" but there is usually some On,
left behind OF the old stock. some 50
or daughter grown and married an
living in Lucknow or Jubbulpore. VIII.
will take on the servants of childhoon
and to whom they cortertedly go. @,
they grow, by the claim of long cu
tom, to the place. Our gardner. Atm;
vas here gardening for fourteen yeal
before we came; and we have bee
lis titular lords for six. We perform =;
-unction; we pay him his wages an
,dmire his roses, but we are inc
iental, Alma and tie garden are tie
enduring facts. Long after we hay.
disappeared in the direction of Perrin
and the Red sea Alma will prune anG
rule in this, our once domain, fol
hich of our successors would dream.
Of turning out the diviner of every
ahlia, the geograpber of all the hid
en- roots and bulbs?
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
Happiness in Poetry.

There are so many holy and tende,
emotions flying about in our inwart
world, which, Ike angels, can nevel
assume the body of an outward act
SO many rich and lovely flowers sprine
up which bear no seed, that it is {
happiness poetry was invented, whlc'
receives into its limbers all these in
corporeal spirits, and the perfume o.
all these flowers.-Jean Paul Richter
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
The Good Old Timeo.

When Benjamin Franklin took Tie
coach from Philadelphia to New York
he spent four days on the journey.
He tells us that, as the old driver
logged along, he spent his time knit.
ting stockings. Two stage coache S
and eight horses sufIiced for all the
commerce that was carried on be.
tween Boston and New York, and in
winter the journey occupied a week.
Success.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
r r II II II.

hard indeed to recall what was popu-
lar a year or six months ago, while
of the scores of books the sales of
which have been phenomenally large
during the past few years, not half a
dozen have lived.
Now. of course you knew all this
before, but a consideration of it's sig
nificance in the literary field possesses
unusual interest.
First of all, it seems to us that the
demand for fiction of today has grown
beyond normal proportions. Readers
now devour stories so rapidly and in
such quick succession that they have
not the time, if they possess the ability,
which is often questionable, to appre-
ciate them. Skillful advertising and
the rush" of things in general have
both helped to bring about this con-
dition.
The effect of this heavy demand for
readable fiction has, in more ways
than one, been detrimental to the lit
erary taste of the public. The glitter
ing offers made by popular publishers
to writer's of genius have tempted
many of them to turn out work of
which a conscientious amateur would
be heartily ashamed. Lust for gold
has supplanted the fire of genius in the
mind of dozens who a few years ago
gave promise of adding something
truly great to fiction.
1t is easy to see how this has low
cred the public taste. Readers who
lack discrimination are ready to take
a book because it is the work of some
author who once did something good
to take it without question, and make
an Indifferent or bad tale their stand
ard of measurement.
The other phase of the question is
not less strong in it's bad effect. See
ing the tremendous demand for stor-
ies,-thousands of men and women,
boys and girls even, rush for tablet
and lead pencil and blossom out as
writers in single day. Fortunately
for the public, only a small portion of
this copy" ever gets into print, and
yet the amount of weak, inane coarse
or worse stories that are thrown out
for the public to read is simply ap-
paling to the lover of good literature.
There lis, however, brighter side to
all this which should be remembered.
Today the young writer of ability u.s.
ually finds encouragement, sympathy
and success without long period of
probation and starvation.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
The Simple Life In Gotham.

After all, the simple life is vile
spread here. We do nothing but labor
to get few dollars to pay the office
holders. Political bosses do all our
thinking for us, so we have no cares
along that line, but simply work and
sleep until it's time to go to the poor
house. Surely nothing could be sim
pler.-New York Telegram.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
THE FLOOD OF BOOKS.

1t has come to be a trite observa-
ton to any that about one-half of
Americas population confess to cit
erary" aspirations. The mere reading
of the titles of new stories as they
come from the modern presses in an
ever-increasing flood would take up
all the spare time of the average man.
BEST selling books" now follow so
rapidly upon one another that IL Is
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
The Capsules Came Back.

Some days ago." remarked the
druggist, 81 put up a prescription call.
ing for quinine in capsules, as the doc
tor directed. This morning a small
boy came in and requested me to re.
fill the prescription and handed me
the empty capsules in which to put
the medicine"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07

Read our Saturday evening and Sun
day morning page ad. in all the daily
papers, and If you value your Dollars
you will be at our store early Monday
morning.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
Practical Scotty.

positively the worst struggle ever
had In the water" said the young man
who had been at sea, was one night
trying to save a man with a wooden
leg" Man." said an old Scotchman
who was listening, "if We had got a
bit OF rope ye could haze saved the
man quicker wi it than ye could dae
wi ten Widen legs"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
EmbezzIer Boiled to Death.

In 1890 the last instance of boiling
to death took place in Persia. The
offender, guilty of stealing state rev.
enues, was put into large caldron
Of cold water, which was slowly heat.
ed to the boiling point. His bones
were distributed, as warning, among
the provincial tax collectors.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
To Stop Bleeding of the Nose.

Here is a simple suggestion from
hygienic exchange, to stop bleeding
of the nose. Another use for the use.
full lemon: "Clean the nostrils with
pure water. Fill glass syringe with
lemon Juice. Inject the lemon juice
and the bleeding will stop"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-01-07
Have No Use for Pockets.

We ordered a new pair Of trousers
the other day and when we got them
they were without pockets. When we
kicked the tailor told us he always
made newspaper mems pants that
way.-Sauk Center Herald.