The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-05
Chronicles of the Latter Days
Enough Proverbs xxv7


]. And II came also 20 pass I'm the
reign of Teddy, that the people heard how
the wise prophet had discoursea and
Grated upon the text Ny people doth
not consider and they gathered them
selves together to listen 10 the excellent
words which fell from his lips, and the
multitude was SO great that they trod one
upon another.
o And when there was n great silence
the wise prophet opened his mouth and
taught them. saying:
g. The gay and festive free trader art
exceedingly much sly and he winketh 20
his fellow bosses with the left eye, the
right optic being tightly closed. and-saith
I'm the Hebrew tongue: Let us buco
the people and tell them all they need is
a feast OF cheapness; then shall VIC feath-
er our nests with exceeding much soft
and downy feathers and have goats milk
enough.
g. And when. though our feast OF
cheapnes3 which shall be brought about
by free trade and glutting our home mar
ket with foreign goods, the common peo-
pie arc deprived OF work and wages and
cold and hunger come upon them as an
avalanche. .hey may lament and mourn;
nevertheless, say 10 each boss, thou
shalt have goats milk enough, and what
mattereth II the laborers go hungry?
Then certain OF the Herodian.- bet
ter known as independent Democrats
may object 10 skinnng the masses alive
Peradventure they do, then shall the fes-
tive free traders and political freeboot-
ere cry out for tariff reform outwardly
10 tighten the burdens Of the people, but
inwardly to rob the needy wage Garner
of employment: because then shall the
gay and festive freebooters and free trad
ers have goats milk enough; for then
shall those with money purchase their
luxuries cheap, while he who goest about
like roaring lion seeking whom he may
eat up somebody. taketh the hindermost
who are always poor. needy bread win
ner whose life and little ones shall cry for
bread.
G Albeit while tho political freebooter
and free trader hath goats milk enough
shall the interests of the wage Garner be
at all considered? Go to; "a long as
our goose art fat and saucy and furnish
eth us with eggs. which by interprets-
ton signiheth We shall have goats milk
enough. let the world wag. What are that
10 US?
Howbeit the festive free traders and
political freebooters do remind me. con-
tinueth the wise prophet. of the story Of
the Puritans, who having mighty long
ing for more land OF tho Indians and
wishing 10 obtain the coveted acres cheap,
did meet in solemn ASSEMBLY and did pass
the following resolutions. viz: Resolved
first, That the earth is the Lords and the
fulness thereof Resolved second, That
the Lord hath given the earth 10 the
saints Resolved third. That we are the
saints And. 10, the resolutions were
adopted without a dissenting voice.
s. Howbeit read We not how that some
times the poor and needy wage Garner
doth commit suicide? And wherefore
taketh he his lfe? Yea. what causeth
his dependency and his despair?
Q. Even this; behold. he is out Of work.
To. ard when the freebooter and free
trade tariff art enacted and foreign mer-
chandlse doth so glut out markets that
work art scarce and the bread winner
fndeth. himself swindled out Of his Job.
think ye that 10 him life art worth living
In his own eve. ] toll thee @ay. For lo.
he art oven like unto the son ~ tho Em-
erald Isle who. after a great misfortune
came upon him. exclaimed. ~ would
have been 500 in my pocket II had never
been horn
IN. Yea, verify, one ~ tho saddest ~
material misfortunes s being robbed of
employment when poor and needy. Con
slider. ye. then. ponder deeply and we'll
the two millions OF unfortunatos swindled
out OF their Jobs by the freebooter and
free trade tariff enacted during the last
term OF Uncle Grover, concocted by
set OF free trade land pirates elected 10
congress by a swindled and bamboozled
buncoed and cruelty pilfered people
skinned alive that certain free5ooters
might have goats milk enough through
cheap living. cheap foreign goods and the
honors and emoluments Of office.
II. Howbeit. tho land pirates were
hurled over the battlements into the
yawning abyss. Nine days and more they
fell. and may they never rise 10 power
again until they. through support OF n
protective tariff, have brought forth
fruits meet for repentance: yea. until
they are truly sorry for the two mil
lions robbed Of work and wages under
free trade ard tho thousands who COM
mitted suicide through lack % employ
ment by the piraticai Wilson free trade
and Freebooter tariff
r. Know 70 not that even today under