The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-04-20
MEMS COLUMN
Men ought to know that:

Men ought to know that:
When a girl expectantly FUCKERS
up her lips to receive salute it is
awfully foolish for her to say she has
"neyer been kissed before.'
The Judge who declared that 81 &c
was enough for woman to spend on
an Easter hat should be made CHIEF
Justice of the United States even if the
present incumbent has to be killed to
give him the place.
Nothing makes a woman so mad
as to have a photographer make a
picture that looks just like her.
"A woman does not mind growing
old but she does hate to have other
people discover it.
The first writing girl ever does
is to write "Mrs. in front of her name
to see how it will look.
The first man who can invent a
lady's hat that will look pretty and not
obstruct the view at theater has his
fortune assured.
"A lover that always lets his sweet
heart have her own way loses her.
"A man must be masterful to win
a woman.
"A girl likes to be asked for kiss
but she likes the man better who
takes one without asking.
No woman ever applied for a
divorce on the ground that her husband
paid her too much attention.
If there were no mother-in-laws
there would be no wives.
Many women make success of
earning their own living but none of
them ever enjoy it.
"A woman would rather her
husband would whip her than poke
fun at her.
"A woman don't see how she can
talk too much when days are only
twenty-four hours long.
If there were no boys to fasten on
skates girls would do mighty little
skating.
If mothers had their own way
every baby born would be boy.
"A young man never ought to stay
so long with his sweetheart that she
does not wish he would stay longer.
"A girl wouldn't give cent to go
out riding with handsome man and
fine turnout if no other girls would
see her.
Ten dimes always look like more
money to woman than a dollar bill,
If you say something mean about
a girl she will remember you; if you
talk nice to her she will forget it.
"A mother who patches her boys
trousers and darns his stockings is
greater than she who sews for the
heather.
If woman takes two dollars
worth of grub to church social and
sells it for dollar she regards it as
clear profit for her church.
Fools, lunatics and very young
men are the only ones that claim to
understand women perfectly.
The girl that advertises she is
able to take care of herself is generally
allowed to do so.
The facial muscles must be in
absolute repose before whiskers will
grow. That is the reason that women
are without boards.
There is not mother in America
that would have her baby boy change
places with the baby heir to the throne
of all the Russias, if she could.
The most perfect exemplification
of the absolute mastery that one hui
man being can obtain over another
is the way a four-year-old boy bosses
his grandmother.
Whatever she may say to him, a
woman always insists to another that
she can absolutely depend on what
her husband tells her.
With all their faults women sell
dom turn states evidence or try tC
escape responsibility for misdeeds by
squealing on another. That field is
occupied exclusively by men.
Women don't mind being lied to
if the lies told them are pleasant ones
i Forget About Your Stomach.
i Ii your digestion is bad the vita
organs of your body are not fed anG
nourished as they should be. They
grow weak and invite disease. Kodo
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat
cures indigestion and all stomach