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RAILROADS.
Baltimore and Ohio r. K

Baltimore and Ohio r. K.
LEAVE srAT n0 Ne @y , Jersey y, ave. end
ON THE ODD HOUR" TO
PHlLADELPHIA AND NEW YORK.
900 Diner, Pullman Parlor.
1000 Buffet, Parlor. 5-h Train.
til 100 am Diner and Pullman Parior Car.
100 pm Diner and Pullman parlor Car.
900 pm. Diner and Pullman Parlor.
t:o99 pm coashss to Phiadsphia
I'll: 80 pm Sieepers
Atlantic City, Il 90. 1900 tl1:oo am. tl:oo.
Wv EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR
To- BAhTiMoRE WITH Pu III An SERVICE
S Soo so 40 l5 ses 9 sso
sundays: 2;57,. Zoo: 7:2o. s:55, 500. il 100
am, 90 las. 900, $50 500. 55o. $50. 500,
1000 $780, 1875 wPE PES
CHICAGO and NORTHWEST, 'Il:oo an, $50
CINCINNATI. ST. LOUIS and LOUISVILLE.
1877 PiTrs sn 4o sD5 BR 12to p!fht
coLtMbus, $50 PM
ANNAPOLIS, week days. 500. s:ss a a.m PM IL: o,
noon; 800 500 pm. Sundays. 1886 am. $40
FREDEhIcK. 1885. ss:S. slo:o5. t1l:oo am,
B5Sb VI pss: sss 's :sl 100
@ ''s $50 ss'ss' ttss S es'
'' :DaIly " - Except Sunday ssnnday only.
CO.
ticket offices; ele Pennsylvania ave. NV. New
York ave: and 18th 81. and at station.
s b. HEGE. District PASSENGER
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SUBURBAN PROPERTY.

FOR sALE-BARGAIN AT $500; 12-RQ0N
house and farm of 40 acres near Aminen2atrt,
ana modern improvements water tank and wind
mill; quarter mile from both steam and electric
ears Apply OWNER Room 80. Bono oiue. !
FOR RENT-Ar FOREST GLEN. s-RooM HOUSE.
bath. stable. 500 at Randolph, I-room house.
furnished, $50 JOHN T. KNOTT. 9ls st.
aP3"-3t
FOR sALE-LAEGE HOUSE. 80 ROOMS. 2ls
house school; only $4,000 JOHN T. KNOTT,
g1s + st. ap3o-3t
BEFORE SELECTING SUBURBAN HOME
MOST HEALTHY AND DESIRABLE TLACE 10
LIVE NEAR WASHINGTON,
\ FEW SPECIAL BARGAINS.
Nearly new srocm house; modern improve
mcnts, minutes from station s35oo; easy
4o-acre farm, Fails Church; good bull linss;
S3.UtN.
1oo-acre farm well improved $4,000
Groom cottage, near station 81 500; easy terms.
POO desirable building lots. 500 each.
New lo-foom house; furnace heat; East Fails
Church; or square FROM s'aiioa $500 easy
terms.
beautiful home of c acres: large house; shade;
fruit: near center OF town; $25oo.
beautiful building lots in Clarendon, Fariee
and hallston, Sloo each; 50 monthly payments
\ few more desirable houses to rent.
NJ, e. CHURCH,
Real Estate, Loans and Insurance, w.
Washington Telephone Connection. it
FOR SALE-RIVERDALE. MD. LOTS SPLEEN
didlr located for trolley, Il. 4 O. r. r.; lots
al % r. to o. per sqqate foot i, GG Gons Tg
Washington otIce l4l2 q st. NV. 1t
FOR SAFE CHEVY CHASE, HOUSE CONTAIN
ing large rooms, cellar, attic; large lot; mi;
bargain at 81 300; easy terms. +. S0NNEMANN,
owner. Melrose ST. and Broad Branch road,
ap293t'
WHY Buy STOCKS AND LOSE YOUR MONEY
in twenty four hours?
Why let your money lie In bank without in-
teTcstl
Why pay rent for a small house in the city
when l Will sell you lot 5Ox16O, fine shade,
etc. from 1925 TO $2o0-S20 cash. balance month
Iy-or from > To 10 acres at from $500 to $500
per acre. If you want nice house, a. m l..
electric lights, etc, fare, or If you want
a house with to 10 acres of ground, have
both. II You want to rent nice place in the
suburbs electric car line. call and me.
Call at my office and look at photographs OF
houses huilt along the line Of the Rockville cleo
tric road Property along this line is enhancing
in value every day. People who bought last year
have made handsome profits. You can do the
J. H. MILLER. 1905 / st, LIST floor.
FOR RENT-FUR, FOR SUMMER MONTHS
s-room house; chicken yard garden, stable,
shade; convenient to steam or electric cnrs; mod
crate price. Address Box IL kensingt'n, Md.
nE-g-5l-
FOR RENT-IN ROCKVILLE, FUR. HorsE FOR
the summer; rms, large lot, shade. high lCca-
lion. Apply JOSEPH READING, Rockville, Md.
ap&'@o&my4
FOR RENT BEAUTIFUL. NEW GROOM HOUSE,
furnished. bath, hot and cold wafer, furnace.
etc. Fairfax Court House Va: large shaded
grounds. Mrs. JAMES +. MACuEN, Ir., Fair
fax. Va. ap29-3t'
FOR SALE-A NEARLY NEW BROOM HOUSE;
" it. 'front.' l acre; shade; GLENDALE. Md.
MANY OTHERS.
an2g-2t Join o. JOHNSON CO. 14lO C st.
\ SPECIAL BARGAIN
IN
SURURBAN PROPERTY.
20 aer.s Of land more or less, under high
room house r1t.4- buu tod ly
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MEDICAL.
EUROPEAN TOURS.

Third Season Fdses PartS so OF gc vs in
iting Italy Switzerland. the Rhine Germany.
France and England. Address Box lG4, Star office.
ap1,)-30t'4
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DOGS, CATS, ETC.
DENTISTRY.

TEETH WITHOUT Plates; NO EXTRACTING:
pain; feel act and last longer than natural
teeth; shgunkcn faces made normal painless
filling DR.. ]. L. WILSON. 1903 F st. NV.
mh1G-Gnts
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SUBURBAN PROPERTY.

FOR SALE-700 ACRES OF BLUE AND RED
clay for bun and red bricks terra Gotta, tilng,
etc. also building sand. SAMUEL BEALMEAR,
Room l. Calvert bldg, Baltimore Nd ap29-3t'
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FOR SALE-4s ACRES, JUST ACROSS THE Porto
mac, and In full view OF the city SAMUEL
BEAI,MEAR, Room /, Calvert building, Bati-
more, Md. ap2eSts
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FOR SAIE-ATTRACTIVE NEWLY BUILT FRAME
COTTAGE, RS, OPEN PLUMBING. 2Ia ACRES,
LESS If DESIRED; 800 FEET DISTANT FROM
RRIGHTWOOD AVE. ELECTRIC CAR LINE;
IDEAL LOCATION FOR SUBURBAN HONE
AFFoRDING ALL PLEASURES or 4 COUN-
TRY HOME, COMBINED WITH CONVENIENCE
AND COMFORT or MODERN CITY IMPROVE
MENTS TERMS EASY.
ap29-3t- JOHN QUINN, 447 18th s.w
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FOR saba MODERN S-EM AND BASEMENT
dwelling; unusually well built; finished I'm hard
wood; furnace; water in kitchen; attractive sur
Idings: large lot; also vacant lots; any size
desired; adjoining.
on2u3t MSRIoT DI-CEETr G. SON e25 Il CT
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fOR SALE-Sj 81 RBAN.
Price 50, $50.
room cottage in Northwest Suburbs: large
porches, one fare: 80 minutes from
Treasury; large lot; easy terms
5. w. fICkFORD, 81 Colorado Building.
aU29-3t
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FOR SALE-L0TS.

FOR SALE BARGAIN IN lot oN WASHING
ton HciShts-west OF 18th ST.
\ snap at 81 $50.
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FOR SAIE-BARGAIN AT $500; 12RQON
house and farm of 40 acres near Aihinehoaie'
Nd: beautiful oak grove around house; bath
and modern Improvements; water tank and wind
mill. quaripr mile from both steam and electric
ears Apply OWNER Room 49,. Bond bldg. j
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HOTEL. JACKSON.

New and Fireproof. Open all the year. On
the Beach front at Virginia avenue and Steel pier
Atlantic City, y. j. 200 Special
spring rates. S12.50 per week up. American plan
Write for literature.
fe17-S6t-S JNO. CRUISE.
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FOR SALE FINE 20-FOOT BUILDING LOT IN
dcSirahh. location NV, only SLIGO; cost owner
$500 l. years ago; win sacrifice TO quick
buyer
WflIIGE. GIurs 4 DANIEL. eo3 & Cos 18Th.
Eu-N-Sr
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STORAGE.
sEAsH0RE REAL ESTATE.

COLONIAL BEACH LOTS FOR SALE SMALL,
monthly payments. 7. ,. HARRISON. 2l34 N
st. NV. aDl6-8Qts
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FOR SALE-IIUjSE or > ROOMS. SERVANTS
room, hall: hot and cod water; porcelain bath
tub: lot 30 feet front; two blocks from cars.
Price, $500 easy terms. IL ". CAMP, Takoma
iark. aLG.. .. 9&iO IL
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FOR SAIIs-A STABLE LOT IN REAR OF ST,
Matthews Church. Price $500. BOX 50. star
office ap.S-3te
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

General Passenger Agent.
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NEW STYLES WATERFOWL CARRIAGES
For those who want and expect the finest In
hn!sh, style and durability We have large stock
OF this celebrated make. Pleased TO show you
and quote special prices TO early buyers 300 to
select from !. -. WATERS & son. $40 Pa. ave.
mhl5-d&S Dot
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FOR SALE-A BEAUTIFUL I2ROOM HOUSE
with 10 of grounds, for Sc coo.
ap23-3Ots PIERCE < PIERCE. Vienna. Va.
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FOR SALE-AT WOODSIDE, MONTGOMERY Co.
Nd 6-room cottage; bath, hot and cold water
and stable; price, $2,sGo; terms to suit. Il. f,
I.LIGIINN Enlnmlinn l.ldg.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
THE<.DoG's EYE.

Watch That, Not the Mouth, For
Symptoms Of Hydrophobta-
AS dogs do not perspire, the only re-
lief they seem to get when overheated
is from inhaling cool air through their
wide open. mouths in short puffy
breaths. The friction between tongue
and lips caused by their rapid, labori-
Gus breathing produces saliva, which II
sometimes ignorantly diagnosed as
foam, one Of the symptoms Of hydro
phobia. Many innocent victims have
lost their lives on account Of such stu
pidity.
If your dog should feel i'll, sick with
some ordinary ailment, he will wag
welcome to you with sad, pitifu ex-
preston, looking up inquiringly as II
asking for help and relief. If It has
come to the worst and he feels by in
stinct the germs Of the dreaded disease
in his frame, his action will be entirely
different. You will find him with low
bent head, withholding his usual glad
welcome, hardly noticing or glancing
at you.
If your eye meet his, the restless,
nervous, strange expression will star
tie you. The dog, feeling his doom, IL
conscious Of approaching danger and
would like to prepare and warn you
These unmistakable and easily recog-
nized signs should be watched closely
and always needed. Corner the dog at
once and, with the help Of broom or
barn fork, keep him at safe distance
until locked up.-Country Calendar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
THE SCOTS GRAYS.

Regiment of Dragons Famous S1ncN
the Time of Charles II.
Second to none" is the proud motto
Of the. gallant and famous regiment
the Second Dragon guards, or Royal
Scots Grays. 1t is happily choseR
motto, for the fame of the regiment ts
worldwide. Its brilliant achievements
on the field Of battle during two CEN
turies, its striking and historic nameL
its grand and imposing uniform have
made the Royal Scots Grays, as an IN
dividual corps, there is no gainsaying.
the most widely known and familiar
Of all the regiments Of the British
army.
Since the regiment was raised, in the
reign Of the second Charles, the dfa-
goons have borne themselves well In
many famous field, but want Of space
forbids us to note the exploits untn
"earth shaking" Waterloo came on the
glory roll Of the gallant grays. Here.
with the English Royals" and Irish
"Inniskillings," they formed the t.
nous union brigade which made the
never to be forgotten picture OF The
Eight For the Standard" That w4de-
ly known picture shows a man Of the
grays, Sergeant Ewart, capturing me
eagle Of a very famous French corps
the Forty-fifth Of the hne.-Scottish
American.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
GIOTTO, THE ARTIST.
The Circle He Drew From Which
Grew a Famous Phrase.

The Circle He Drew From Which
Grew a Famous Phrase.
Giotto was a famous painter, sculp-
tor and architect of the latter part Of
the thirteenth century. He was a son
Of a poor shepherd, but the attention
Of the great master, Cimabue, having
been attracted to the boy by draw
ing the lad had made on fragment of
slate, the young artists fame spread
rapidly throughout southern Europe.
In those days it was customary for
the popes to send for the noted men
Of their realm, more for the purpose Of
gratifying their desires to see such
celebrities than anything else. Giotto
was no exception to the rule. No
sooner had the young Tuscan become
famous than Pope Boniface VIII. In
vited him to Florence. When young
Giotto arrived at the gates Of the
pope's private grounds, according to
the account, the guard halted him and
inquired concerning his mission.
The artist made the matter plain, but
the guard was not satisfied with the
explanation, frequently interrupting
Giotto's explanatory remarks with, Il
know he must be a much larger and
distinguished looking person than your
SELF" and "Giotto, too, is famous
painter By your walk 1 would take
you to be shepherd" Finally, upon
demanding evidence Of the artists
skill, the latter stopped and traced a
perfect o in the dust Of the path with
his finger. Any one who has ever at
tempted the feat Of drawing perfect
circle "offhand" we'll knows how diff
cult it Is.
It is needless to add that the artist
was forthwith ushered into the pres
ence of the supreme pontiff, and that
since that time "Rounder than Giotto's
o. has been favorite hyperbole to in
dicate impossible perfection"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27

THE BRITISH MUSEUM.
Its Reading Room and the ThOusands
of Books 1t Contains.

In the reading room Of the British
museum desks are crowded with stu
dents all day long, and In addition to
the books Of reference, some 10000
in number, which fill the open shelves
Of the room, from three to four thou
sand volumes are given out every day.
Theology in wide sense, including the
Bible, Biblical literature, church his
tory and works on the religious rites
and ceremonies Of all races and creeds,
is easily at the head of the list, with
about 300 volumes. Topography comes
next, with about twenty fewer, and Of
these books on London amount to a
quarter, books on English topography
to another quarter, the other half be-
ing for the rest Of the world. His
tory and biography come next. Eng
lish history being mostly in demand,
and books on France and the French
provinces second. Essays, criticism
and miscellaneous literature take the
fourth place and are followed By fic-
tion-not less than five years old
moral philosophy, poetry and the fine
arts, the drama, law and philology,
political economy and so on down to
politics, mathematics and chemistry.
which have about forty volumes apiece,
and, lastly, works on naval and mill
tary subjects, which seldom have more
than three or four volumes each. It
is a curious list and throws a useful
light on the sort Of studies taken up
by the readers in the museum.-L0nd0n
Globe
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
ORIGIN OF NAVAL TITLES.
Borrowed Military Terms From the
Arabic and the Spanish.

borrowed lcrmS from tne
Arabic and the Spanish.
In the early days the rank Of admiral
was unknown. The chief officer of a
squadron was called constable or JUS
tice. The term admiral as now used
Is derived from the Arabic "amir," or
''emir," commander (as in 'amir-al
bahr," commander of the seal. The
early English form was "amiral" and
Is still preserved as such by the
French The Spanish and Portuguese
terms are "almirante," the Italian
"ammiraglio." The title captain is not
a naval but military one. Under the
older organization the real captain Of
a ship was a master, but military Of
ficer was placed on board, though he
knew nothing about nautical affairs.
AS the captain became bigger and big
ger the master became smaller and
smaller until at the present day he
fills subordinate position, which is
gradually becoming obsolete, being re-
placed by an officer under the title Of
a navigating lieutenant.
Commodore comes from the Spanish
"commendador The title lieutenant,
borrowed directly from the French, Is
more modern and is meant as place
holder or one who took the place Of
the captain when absent. Sublieuten-
ant is still more modern and at the
same time a misnomer, as he never
was a sublieutenant but merely a
mate, or one who assisted. In former
days we had no cadets, but volun-
teers However, with the gradua, ad-
vance Of politness, the more seemly
term of cadets was borrowed from the
French and adopted as the title Of the
young gentlemen in our navy.
In place Of paymasters the ships Of
old had pursers, who looked after the
provisions The naval purser did more
He had charge of the stores Of the
ship and the money chest. Surgeons
and surgeons mates fulfilled the duties
of the doctors. Chaplains are Of mod
ern introduction. Naval instructors
and schoolmasters ruled in their stead
The term mate was rather universal
one and applied to all branches.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
4 Woman's Paradise.

Manxwoman declares that the Isle Of
Man is In some ways woman's para
disc, where at any rate she is more ia
vored by the law than in any other
bit oi -: :Ailg'3 dominions. Among
other privileges she enjoys a vote for
the Manx house Of keys and this
whether she Is a widow or spinster,
owner, occupier or even lodger. Every
widow enjoys half Of her husbands s
personal estate, quite regardless of her
late husbands wishes and "will,' y
while the husband cannot even deal
with his own property without first OBJ
tanning his wifes written consent to
the transaction.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
St. Matthew's Flower.

No saint has a more interesting flow
er dedicated to him In the floral calen-
dar than st. Matthew. This is the pas
sion flower It is thought to have en-
blems Of the crucifixion, and to these 1t
owes the name given to it by its Span
ish discoverers In America. The i'm
aginary resemblance Of the corona to
the crown of thorns Is the basis of the
fancy. In addition to that there are the
five antlers for the five wounds and
the three styles for the nails, while the
hammer, the lancet and the scourge are
also traceable.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
Misers Of Words.

We have the richest language that
ever a people has accreted, and we uss
it as if it were the poorest. We hoard
up our infinite wealth Of words be-
tween the boards Of dictionaries and In
speech dole out the worn bronze COIN
age of our vocabulary. We are the
misers of pathological history, and
when we can save our pennies and
pass the counterfeit coin Of slang W.
are as happy as If we heard blind
beggar thank US for putting a pewter
sixpence into his hat.-'Morals Of Mar
Gus Ordeyne."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27
IT DeDeudS.

The InQuiring Boy-How long time
is a iiffy, father? The PerspicaciOus
Parent---It depends on whose fifty It IS.
my sou. When a woman is putting on
her bonnet and says she'll be ready IN
a jiffy, It means from fifteen minutes
to two hours. A mans jiffy Is from
one to five minutes-London An
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27

This is to certify that this engrossed
document proposing an Amendment to
the Constitution of the State of Maryland,
the original of which was passed by the
House Of Delegates by yeas and meas,
more than three -fifths of all the members
elected voting in the affirmative, on
March 10, 1904
GEORGE Y. EVERHART,
Speaker of the House of Delegates
BENJAMIN L. SMITH,
Chief Clerk
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yolve the faith or credit of the State; .nol
make any appropriation therefor, except
in aid of the construction of works OF in
ternal improvement in the counties Of ST.
Mary's, Charles and Calvert, which had
no direct advantage from such works as
have been heretofore aided by the State;
and provided that such aid, advances or
appropriations shall not exceed in the ag-
gregate the sum of five hundred thousand
dollars, and they shall not use or appro-
pirate the proceeds of the internal i'm
provement companies. or of the State tax
now levied or which may hereafter be
levied to pay off the public debt, to any
other purpose until the interest and debt
are fully paid, or the sinking fund shall
be equal to the amount of the outstanding
debt; but the General Assembly may,
without laying tax, borrow an amount
never to exceed fifty thousand dollars to
meet temporary deficiencies in the treas
ury, and may contract debts to any
amount that may be necessary for the
defense of the State.
But nothing in this section or in this
Constitution contained shall deprive the
General Assembly of the power to appor
ton amongst and to appropriate to the
city of Baltimore and the several coun
ties of the State out of any funds in the
Treasury not otherwise appropriated, a
sum Of money not exceeding four hundred
thousand dollars each year, to be expend-
ed only in the construction and mainte-
nance of public roads and highways un.
der and in accordance with such rtgula
tions as the General Assembly may from
time to time prtscribe.
SECTION g. And be T. further enacted By
the uuthOrifu aforesaid Tnat the af0re going
section hereby proposed as an amendment
! to the Constitution shall be, at the mex
general election held in this State, sub
mitted to the legal and qualified voters
thereof for their adoption or rejection, in
pursuance of the directions contained il
Article il of the Constitution of this
State, and at the said general election the
vote on said proposed amendment to the
Constitution Shall be by ballot. and upol-
each ballot sha be- printed the words:
For Consti utiuna Aui' Nom, ut and
Against Constitutional Amendment, as
now prescribed bv law, and immedlat ely
after said election due return shall be
made to the Governor of the vote for and
against said propose.i amel. dment, as
directed by the said fourteenth article of
the Constitution.
This is to certify that this engrossed
document proposing an Amendment to
the Constitution of the State of Maryland,
the original of which was passed by the
Senate by yeas and meas, more than three
ffths of all the members elected voting in
the affirmative, on March 3, 1904.
SPENCER G. JONES,
President Of the Senate.
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Don't Hinder Others.

Next In practical Importance to the
being possessed by purpose of doing
something in the world Is the being
possessed by the purpose Of not hinder
ing others in their doing whatever they
have to do In the world.-Faith and
Works.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-10-27

Rural Groom-Sue an 1 can't see no
reason why we shouldn't get along
when we're married. The Magistrate
Well, I just marry folks and don't ex-
press any opinions.-New York Press.