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Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
GAINS FOR HEARST
 COMING STEADILY Alleged Ignorance to Ease the Way of Election
 Inspectors

New York, Nov. 11.-Managers of ". R. Hearst's contest claim returns from election district captains of the Municipal Ownership Leaguee, which are coming in slowly, in every instance gain for Hearst in the figures of cap tain's talley sheets over figures re ported by the district election boards poll clerks.
 The investigation SO far has resulted in revelations of a most seusa icnaI character as to the ignorance and in competency of election inspe ,tors. Il is the opinion of all state officials that irregularities developed were not sc much of fraud as of pu:s and simple ignorance.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12

New York, Nov. 1.-The New York clearing house banks hold s2,42S,s 800 less cash than the legal requirement of 25 per cent of deposits, which is exclusive of the government deposits, on which the government has decided it is not necessary to hold reserve. Counting the government deposits, the cash holdings are s294,550 less than the legal reserve.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
ADAMS EXPRESS RoBBER
 IS GIVEN SIX YEARS

Pittsburg, Nov. 11.-Edward G. Gun life, the Adams Express robber who stOAs a package containing $100,000 in currency, was today sentenced to serve SIX years in the penitentiary.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
DAN PATCH LOWERS
 PACING RECORD TO f.5s

Memphis, Nov. 11.-Dan Patch, pac. ing champion, in an exhibition mile tor day on the track of the Memphis Trot' ting Association lower the worlds pacing record with wind shield by 1 If seconds, covering the mile in 1.5S flat.
 The former record of 1.59 If, held by Star Pointer, was made several years ago al ReadviHe track.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
WILL
 CONSIDER REFORM BILLS.

Harrisburg, Nov. 11.-Governor Pennypacker issued a proclamation today calling an extra session of the legislature for January 18th to con- sider reform Legislation.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
GRAND JURY MAKES FINAL REPORT.
Finds County Offices and Affairs in Excellent
 COnditiOn.-.EndS Its Session
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Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
EARTHQUAKES SHAKE
 IDAHO AND UTAH

Salt Lake City, Nov 11.-An earth quake shock passing from south to north was felt in Utah and Idaho this afternoon.
 The greatest disturbance was at Sho- shone, Idaho, where two shocks fol lowed each other in rapid succession at S:45 ?. m.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12

careful advertising
 
 of the business this city elsewhere
 
 etc Following will be found index of special advertising for s today, in all. nine s s . s Firm Name Nature of Advertisement 1 S AUSTIN 6 MARR-E Paso Real Estate F GEORGE BARKLEY-Rea BAZAAR STORE-Announcemen of n Millinery, s 5UXToNsMITH co-Wood and Coal BIsBEE DRUG coBig Reduction Perfumes
 
 COPPER QUEEN sToRE-House Office
 
 . BUEY 6 oVERLocK-stocks Real
 
  . California  g LOWELL COMMERCIAL co-special Low Prices chandise ..... =. ........ -. - =. ...... & co-Wood Coal. 2 6 CO-Housefurnshings . NoAKEMAsoN VEHICLE Co.-Vehces .  . HAGEN co-StOck, Mining for . co.-Bsbee n . HkseeeseeHegs
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12

Baptist Church serViees-Today al II a. m. and D. m. Sunday school aT 10 o'clock Come to see us. You are welcome. c. c. Young, pastor.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
THOMPSON WILL
 QUIT THE COUNCIL
DETERMINES ON COURSE TO RE MOVE ANY DOUBT AS TO
 CTTY'S ACTIONS.

So Far as Legality Is Concerned. Technical Point Puts Legality of His Appointment in Question-Takes De- termined Stand in the Matter.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12

New York, Nov 1.-The Tribune says w. R. Hearst has stated that if the contest for the mayoralty fs pro- longed in the courts and undeter- mined on the first of the year he will take the oath of offi' as mayor and demand possession of the mayors of fee at the city hall
 Inasmuch as Mcclellan has decided ts fight at every point this city may have a dual government on New Years morning next.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12

West Point, N. r., Nov. 11.-Failurs to kick goal caused West Point to lose today to the Carlisle Indians. The score was 6to 3. and the goal, which would have tied the score, was missed by less than six inches. Prince Louis of BatteLberg was a spectator.
 New Haven, Nov. 11.-In a game full of sensational play, Yale defeated Brown University today by a score ol Il to 0.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12

Columbus, O., Nov. 11.-Today's de- velopments have cleared up the post election situation in Ohio considerably.
 Practically complete returns from the entire state ticket show all Repub- lican candidates except for governor have been elected by substantial plu- ralities. Figures given out by Chair man Dick show range from 27,000 plu- rality on lieutenant governor to 39,OO0 on state treasurer.
 Both parties continue to claim ma jorities in both branches of the legis lature.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-11-12
Exciting Football Play- ing With Harvard
 Yesterday
REMARKABLE FEATURES
West Point L0SeS to Carlisle IndiaDS. --Yale De-
 featS Brown

Philadelphia, Pa, Nov. l1.--PennsyF. vania today defeated Harvard m Une of the tiercest gridiron battles ever witnessed on Franklin Field. The final score was 12 to 6. Roth eleveLs scored a touch down and kicked gtsle in the first half. The Quaker eleven added a second touchdown in the sec Cni half.
 Lanson, the player over whom l5eI has been so much contention. scored both touchdewns for the Pennsylvania eleven.
 There was probably never a foot ball game played iR which there was such difference in the two halves. Tn the first half Harvard completely our- played Pennsylvania and gained ground almost at will, while in the second half the Crimson players made only one first own. Both their of- fense and defense weakened percepd- hly as the game progressed, while Pennsylvania's attack and defense im- proved 50 per cent.
 The particular star on Franklin Field today was little Levine, Pennsyt vania's left end. It is no exaggera ton to state that he played the most remarkable game of football ever wis messed in this city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12

The following emphatic indorse-
ment of the course of the East Ore
gonian and other law-abiding people |
of Pendleton, in causing the suppress |
sion of gambling, ic from the Cald-
well News, a paper that has elected
a reform city ticket in Caldwell and
helped make a decent town of that
place:
The News says editorlally
There seems to be a more determ-
ined effort than ever before among
law-abiding and respectable commu-
mites, for the enforcement of the
laws pertaining to the moral status of
the cities.
There are crusades being waged in
more than a dozen large cities of the
northwest, including Portland, Poca-
tello, and in scores of smaller towns,
which all goes to show the trend of
the times, and the growing sentiment
in favor of right living and right
thinking.
A letter from one of the most prom
inent and Influential men of the Or
egon metropolis. Hon. J.. p. Newell,
St6bSS dilOh6 ObhcE luluBSs
in the coming city election, poll
tics are at a boiling point and the
temperance people are making
splendid stand for decency and are
receiving the highest respect and sup
port from the large majority of the
public, and expect to elect the mayor,
in the coming election. This from a
town that supports $50 saloons and
gambling joints would indicate peo-
pie are waking up to the realization
of the fact that the saloon business is
a detrlment and drawback, both
morally and financially. to any town
or community outside of the dealer
himself"
We are also in receipt of a letter
from prominent business man in
Pendleton, Or, where under the lead
ership of the East Oregonian the cit
izens have organized a Law Enforce
ment League, which the writer says
now has over 200 members, who are
not trying to make new laws, but
simply are for the enforcing of those
now on the statute books This law
enforcement league caused the sa-
looms to remain closed on Sundays
and closed gambling entirely. fore
ing the tin horns to retire or earn an
honest living, as other people do.
OF course as could be expected. the
persons who have lived off of the
toll and sweat of others feel very
indignant and have instituted boy
colt on the East Oregonian.
1 a t,f tn ft,aa
for the fearless way it is telling the
truth in regard to the matter, and
for being friend to the honest many
instead of a hireling to the corrupt
and pusilanimous few.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
NORTHWEST NEWS.

For burglary and the theft of a
aaat of clothes. William Rigan has
sEen sentenced to three years in the
ssnitentiary from McMinnville.
Work has begun on cutting out
aArs and other distractions to navi-
SEtion on the upper Willamette, on
II $4,000 appropriation by the fed
Szzr government
L j. Gibson and his twin daugh-
- buggy by a runaway horse at
EAcksburg, near Oregon City, and
A we're very seriously injured.
Coos county saloons refuse to obey
The order of the court, and are wide
spen in all localities except at Myr-
Ia Point, which recently reinforced
the local option law by going dry in
The city election.
a petition has been filed with
Sovernor Chamberlain for the par
non of Woodson Gray. who has done
z the constructive time one year on a
aYetyear sentence for killing A. NJ.
aalgarth. near Elgin.
George D. Barrett. "bunco" man,
solitical boss and saloonkeeper, who
dlled George Williams in Portland
about eight years ago in saloon on
Alder street between Third and
Fourth streets. died Monday at Reno,
Eev.,. from brain trouble.
The armory at North Yakima has
oarned. entailing a loss of nearly
$4,000. The loss on the building is
$4,000, with $4,000 insurance. The
lDss to the state is about $4,000
The fire started in the rear of the
aeilding from a defective flue.
The various news bureaus were ii
9aror in stating that the Klamath Ca.
aAl company had agreed to relinquisf
sks holdings and rights to the gov
eminent for S15O,OO0 On the con
szary the company holds out foi
F750,000 The former figure is saiC
IN be liberal estimate by disinterest
I'd outsiders
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12

"Since Mr.. Whistler estimates that
the Umatilla river affords sufficient
water to irrlgate $4,000 acres of land,
this leaves $4,000 acres available un-
der the Sturgis ditch, as the Butter
creek and Echo district has but 50,-
900 under actual and proposed
ditches," said o. D. Teel, to the East
Oregonian today.
"This gives Pendleton capital a
chance to open up this valuable ditch
and reclaim $4,000 acres directly
tributary to that city. 1t seems that
some one would undertake this work.
The land is available and according
to the government engineer sufficient
water. over and above that now
claimed, remains in the river to cover
$4,000 acres.
"The land that could be opened
under the Sturgis ditch will be direct
ly tributary to Pendleton. It's settle
ment will not build up any outside
point, but will swell the actual popu-
lation and business volume of Pen
dleton, and 1 am surprised that
some enterprising capitalists has not
long ago begun the construction of
this irrigation project"
A Seattle firm is bot after a street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
Stein Mountain Prosperous.

"The sheepmen of the Stein noun
tain country never had more profit
able season before them than this
one promises" said ]. r. Jenkins, j.
F. Mahon and A. S. Swain to the
Burns Times-Herald.
"They never experienced better
weather for the lambing season and
the percentage of this springs crop
will come nearer the 100 mark than
any other season. At least, that is
the situation with us and see no rea-
son why others should not be in the
same boat
1.-The range, too, is far beyond the
average at this season of the year,
consequently the sheep are doing cor
respondingly better. One buyer has
been out our way. but he is evidently
looking for snaps, as none of the
stockmen of our section could be in
duced to sell at his figures"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
MARIE WARE MARRIED.
Two Prominent Land Thieves Are
Now One,

Two Prominent Land Thieves Are
Now One.
H. G. Mckinley and Marie L. Ware
were married at the Saratoga hotel,
Chicago, May 2. They will return to
Oregon June 1.
Miss Marie L. Ware, who became
the wife of Horace G.. Mckinley. is
the daughter of the late Joel Ware,
of Eugene. She was born i'm Eugene
about 2S years ago, and, upon the
death of her father, who was a we'll
known oregon pioneer. about three
years ago, succeeded him as United
States commissioner at Eugene.
She has been a prominent figure in
the Oregon land fraud cases. but was
acquitted in the federal court at the
time of the famous trial of the con-
spirators last fall. She is petite,
graceful and of rather striking ap-
pearance.
Horace G. Mckinley is member
of prominent Wisconsin family, and
came to Oregon for the purpose of
speculating in timber lands. some six
or seven years ago. He is about 35
years Of age, and has been married
once before, having been divorced
from his first wife.
He is handsome man. of good adj
dress and agreeable personality. He
was convicted of completely in the
land frauds last fall. and is now under
bonds of $4,000. pending sentence.
His marriage to Miss Ware will have
an important bearing on subsequent
trials for the land frauds. as the tes-
timony OF his present wife is an inn
portant factor in the future prosecu-
ton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
GENERAL NEWS.

uhe Panama canal commission has
M aside $s56,444 especially to fight
EeEEow fever with.
ZSghteen inches of snow fell at the
&Afd Coin mine near Anaconda,
WsRt., May 10.
nm Colorado, of whom David Moffatt
N the richest. He is worth from $685.
a8a.O0O to $SO,O0O,000.
The Beneficial Life Insurance COM
Hu1y has been organized with Nor
&lnn church capital at Salt Lake. 1t
~ capitalized at 100000.
W J. Hemphill's chickens trespass-
Gdk upon John B. Laughlin's garden at
sxEonburg, Pa. A quarrel ensued
@ra Laughlin shot and killed Hemp
sAN
George H. Wright has been arrest
en- at Huntington, w. Va, charged
Atkh the murder of the three Provo
EASSs OF Utah county, Utah, in Febru-
4srr 1895.
Justice Harlan denies all intention
M Tesigning from the supreme court
nj the United States to engage in
szzzing funds to build a Presbyterian
zEthedral.
Private speculation by officers
-Exzd directors is responsible for the
reat majority of bank failures, ac-
csFeding to Comptroller of the Cur
saScy William Barrett Ridgley.
Hrs. James f. Mcclure, aged Is
aeArs, walked lao miles to intercede
with Governor Folk, of Missouri, for
s3z pardon of her husband, who is in
ane penitentiary on a charge of horse
sERaiing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12

A Seattle firm is bot after a street
railway franchise in walla Walla.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
The Pendleton.

George King, San Francisco.
J. L. O'Brien, Seattle.
NJ. E. Foley, Bingham Springs.
Ben F. Sinsheimer. Portland.
I. Indig, New York.
L. H. Vilhaner, San Francisco.
D. C. Anderson, st. Louis.
E. V. Hormeyer, Seattle.
A. Juda, New York.
Robert Morris, San Francisco.
A. E. Shaw, Pullman.
James Leslie, Seattle.
P. NJ. Nevins, Seattle.
w. H. Garrett, Portland.
o. c. Dalls, Portland.
B. w. Dennis, st. Louis.
NJ. G. Politz, Portland.
C. E. Redfield, Heppner.
Walter H. Gay, Heppner.
Earl Rhea, Heppner.
j. w. Henderson, Spokane.
Thomas Nester, Portland.
Thomas Kelley, Portland.
f. A. Korner, Spokane.
G. ]. McErvey, Starbuck.
A. Loesch, Starbuck.
p. l.. Dyche, Portland.
G. McCully, Spokane.
c. AIDES, Spokane.
. G. S. Youngman, Portland.
J. C. Meyer, La Grande.
C. G. Stacey, La Grande.
w. G. Taylor, st. Louis.
May Kerr, st. Louis.
Mrs. Joseph, La Grande.
George Grunbaum, New York.
]. B. Light, New York.
]. w. Thompson, Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
The BIckers.

A. Mulville, Union.
Willis Skiff, Union.
Emil Carroll, Union.
Guy Mcmillan, Union.
Roy Conklin, Union.
Earnest Isaac, Mckay.
George Gaff, city.
Irwin Wright. Union.
Chester Swackhamer, Union.
Clay Miller, Union.
L. Parr, Baker City.
Lucille F. Fengo. Baker City.
C. G. Carnett, Canyon City.
E. L. McBroom. Monument.
G. r. Scott, city.
William ]. Moore, Spokane.
]. H. Curry. Spokane.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
The St George.

- 7@NOAo~s
J. ]. Burns, Portland.
L. p. Brietenbach, Philadelphia.
G., F. Stuart, Chicago.
T.. II. Hebert, Chicago.
]. X. Pratt, Chicago.
G.. H. German, Portland.
]. Boedefield, New York.
G. A. Sandner. New York.
w. b. Hamilton and wife, Echo.
j. 7. Wolf, Walla Walla.
Walter H. Gay, Heppner.
Earl Rhea, Heppner.
o. G. Chamberlin. Athena.
Walter Ely. Athena.
Julius McJulean, Denver.
William ]. Dunn, Seattle.
r. P. Sedley, Portland.
NJ. p. Budd, Buffalo.
Ralph Cline, Cleveland.
Mensas Ridley, Denver.
o. r. Sealey, Denver.
Carl Mann, San Francisco.
Dean O'Conner, Portland.
John Vincent, Baker City.
Clyde O'Dell, Portland.
Joseph r. Redpath, Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12

San Francisco, May 12.-Several
manufacturers of catsup appeared at
the health office yesterday regarding
the analysis made by City Chemist
Gibbs that the catsups contained
preservatives and coloring matter.
They pointed to a report of former
City Chemist Wenzell. who recon-
mended that eight ounces of salicylic
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
Educational Topics Discussed.

Milwaukee. Wis, May 12.-Salar-
les, academic instruction and spelling
reform were the chief subjects dis
cussed today by the state normal
school presidents in annual meet
ing here. Among the prominent par
ticipants in the discussion were Pres
ident John r. Kirk. Kirksville, Mo-;
President George A. Mcfarland, VAL
ley City, N. D.; President ]. N. Will
kinson, Emporia, Kas.; President c.
T. Brown. Mount Pleasant, Mich;
President T. B. Pray, Stevens Point,
Wis. and President H. H. Seerley Ce-
dar Falls. Iowa.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12

acid be allowed in so gallons of cat
sup. The health board OF 1Ss6-s7
adopted the recommendation, but no
ordinance was ever passed on the
subject giving the necessary permis-
sion. Health officer Ragan held that
the preservative could not be used
under any circumstance and the per-
mission certainly did not allow the
use of coal tar or benzoic acid in the
condiment.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12

Nasal catarrh quickly Yields to
treatment by Ely's Cream Balm,
which is agreeably aromatic. 1t Is
received through the nostrils,
cleanses and heals the whole surface
over which it diffuses itself. A rem
edy for nasal catarrh which is drying
or exciting to the diseased membrane
should not be used. Cream Balm is
recognized as a specific. Price so
cents at druggists or by mail. A
cold in the head Immediately disap-
pears when Cream Balm is used. Ely
Brothers, Sc Warren street. New
York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
OPEN STURG|S DITCH
o. d. TEEL POKES
PENDLETON CAPITAL.

According to Estimates Of Mr.. Whis-
tier Umatilla River Affords Suffi-
cient Water to Irrigate 75,OOO-
Only $4,000 Acres Now Under Pro-
posed bitches, Leaving Enough Wa
ter to Irrigate $4,000 Acres Under
Sturgls Ditch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12
FORBETTER MORALS
CALDWELL NEWS INDORSES
PENDLTON MOVEMENT.

the East Oregonian for
the Stand 1t Is Taking for Clean
TOwn-Moral Crusades Are Being
Waged Everywhere I'm the North
west-Pendleton Is Not the Only
Town That Is Fighting the Gam
blerS and TinhornS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-05-12

Sixty acres river bottom land. ad-
Soining the city limits. Most all In
an excellent state OF cultivation.
Good improvements on the place. Will
return a big profit on the investment.
E T. WADE e SON.
R.sO. Box 324. Phone Black I'LL.
Office in e. o. Building.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-21

feet corner to- n. s.. Yost: thence
west 10 feet; thence south i foot, conf
taining 1sS Of enS acre more SorS less
being the same tract Of land conveyed
BY; A. L.. EDDY and wife to H. IS. Yost;
by deed dated March 21st, 1898, ofIrec.
ord in said county in Deed Book No.
81, on page 24O. a
It'll An undivided 1.32 Of all the
oil in and under all that certain tract
or parcel Of land Qncluding the 1872
of all the oil that has been produced
from said land since the death OF said
A. L. Eddy, situated on the waters
Of Pawpaw creek. Monongalia county.
West Virginia, adjoining lands Of Da.
vid Jones. Reason Ammons' heirs and
others, containing 10 acres, more or
less.
Terms Of sale.-Said parcels Of
real estate to be sold separately for
one.third of the purchase money (and
as much more as the purchaser elects
10 pay cash in hand on day of sale,
and the residue, If any, on a credit Of
one and two years, respectively, from
day of sale, to be paid in equal in.
stallmcnts, with interest on same from
| day Of sale, the undersigned taking
from the purchasers their notes for
The deferred payments, with good per.
, sonal security, to be approved by said
commissioner, and lien will be re
; served on said property to further Sc
!. cure the balance Of said purchase
!. money; said oil interest 10 be SOLE
! for cash in hand on day OF sale.
n Given under my hand this goth da,
!. of June, 1905.
:, E. +. MORGAN,
Special Commissioner.
4 June 20, 1905.
r. | hereby certify that said specla
# commissioner, E. Z. Morgan. ha
,. given the bond in the penalty of $i2
# 10000, with Tie United States Eide
r. ity and Guaranty Company as suret,
' approved by the undersigned, coud
h toned according to law, as require
y by law and the said decree in tn
10 above styled cause.
|: r. B. PARRISH,
70 Clerk of the Intermediate Court {
70 Marion county, West Virginia
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-21
FINDS SECRET OF LIFE.
Cambridge Student Makes Important
Discovery With Radium.

LONDON, June 2O.-The Daily
Chronicle says John Butler Burge, q
young Cambridge scientist, has al
most certainly demonstrated that
spontaneous generation is possible.
BY means Of radium and sterllized
bouillon together in q test tube Burke
has succeeded in getting cultures
which present many appearances of
vitality, such as growth and subdi.
vision. Burke declines to make any
definite claim beyond saying that the
cultures possibly are primitive form
OF life, adding:
"If my conclusions and those of the
scientists who have examined them
are correct they fit in exactly with
Herbert Spencer's definition Of life
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-06-21
The Life of the Corning Man.

At year old-Changed from drug
store 10 kitchen food.
At years old-Entered polytechnic
kindergarten.
At 5 years old-Entered in primary
department OF public school,
At years old-Sent to college pre-
paratory school,
At years old-A freshman.
At II years old-Received his de.
gree.
At Is years old-Made superintend-
end OF the Whoopemalong Manufacture.
ing Company.
At Is years old-Made president of
the Rushemtodeth Trust.
At q years old-Elected to 4 dozen
directorates.
At 25 years old-Given control of
the Hot Air and Water Railway Com.
pany in addition to his other interests.
At 35 years old-Forclbly retired
from work, having reached the age
limit.
At 3S years old-Made chairman
emeritus of some more directorates.
At 40 years old-Oficially notified
to quit thinking.
At so years old-Ordered to cease
INDUCING In "reminiscences.
At 60 years ld-Chloroformed.-
Life.