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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
RECHABITE FAIR.
Large Attendance Last Night at Ode
Fellows Hall.

The attendance at the Rechabite fair last
night at Odd Fellows Hall on 18th street
northwest was the largest since the bazaar
was inaugurated. In the throng were many
members of the Independent Order OF Jona-
dabs.
All the booths were well patronized, es-
pecially the refreshment stand in charge of
the ladies of Onward Tent, with Mrs. NJ.
A. Hessler in charge, and the fancy booth
presided over by the ladies' of Eastern
Tent, with Mrs. Alice Lithgow and Mrs. M.
r. Mahoney in charge. Mr.. John r. Ma
honey, in charge of the crockery booth of
Eagle Tent, reported active sales, and Capt.
E. M. Haines, commander of the boy lane
ers of Welcome Tent. in charge of the nov
city booth, stated that the friends of the
boys had promised to be present tomorrow
night in force.
The voting contest was lively last night
and many couples participated in the dane
ing in charge of Mr.. ]. G. Quigley.
Tonight has been set aside for the Odd
Fellows, and tomorrow night the several
lodges of Good Templars will attend in a
body.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
CAPT. MARTIN TRANSFERRED.
Takes Command Of Truck B of Fire De-
partment.

Capt. p. D. Martin Of the District fire de-
partment has been transferred to the COM
mand OF truck company B, after serving
as the commanding officer of engine COM
pany No. o for more than three years. The
transfer was made by Chief Belt, it is I'M
derstood. for the purpose of placing truck
company B on the same plane as that of
engine company No 0. since Capt Martin
was transferred to that company. Capt
Martins departure from engine company
NO. y was matter of great regret to its
members and their neghbors, and the
members of the company presented him
with an elegant silk umbrella and a box
OF fine cigars, together with their wishes
for his continued success
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
An Eminent Phila. Specialist.

DR.. Walter c. Browning, the rectal spe-
claHst or Philadelphia. has achieved many
notable successes in his treatment of hem
orrhoids rupture, etc, but none more no.
table than in the case of Mr.. Cornelius
Eckhardt, auditor of The Evening Star
Newspaper Co, who in speaking of his
case, said 1t was really critical when he
determined to take the course of treatment
as given by DR.. Browning. There are no
heroic methods used whatever, no cutting
ETC., and cure has been effected in this
case, as in many others, in a remarka bly,
snort time. Mr.. Eckhardt speaks in UNI
qualified terms of praise of the treatment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
HELD A CONFERENCE.
Cardinal Gibbons Discusses Catholic
University Funds.

Cardinal Gibbons and a delegation repre-
senting the knights OF Columbus held a
conference here today regarding the ffnan-
cial difficulties of the Catholic University as
result Of the failure of Thomas E. Wag-
gaman. AS an outcome of the conference
1T Is expected that the knights Of Columbus
will devise means to liquidate the debt Of
the university.
The cardinal, Monsignor Falconio the
papal delegate; DR.. Marchetti and Father
Stickney Of the papal delegation. and sew
eral other Roman Catholic clergy were en-
tertained at luncheon at st. Stephens rec
tory.
A meeting of committee Of the knights
of Columbus has been called for tomorrow
evening at st. Patricks rectory to consider
this fund.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Handsome Chancel Window,

The handsome chancel window for the
new St. Marks Lutheran Church, corner of
9Th and streets southwest, the Rev j.
Luther Frantz pastor, has arrived and will
be put in place, 1T is said, next week. The
subject of this window Is "Christus conso-
latus." 1t was designed and made by r,
Geissler of New York city. The window
was donated to st. Marks by the Lutheran
churches of Baltimore. Nd, as a token of
their appreciation of the work done here by
ST. Marks and as a relief measure on ac-
count of the fire which occurred February
L. 1904.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Dr. Edwin A. Grosvenor has arranged to
address the National Geographic Society
this evening at the National Rifles Ar
mory on the origin, development and pres
ent character of the Russian government.
DIR. Grosvenor is head of the department
of international law and modern govern
ment, and has made special study of Rus
sia in his many visits to that country and
to Europe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Special Open Meeting

Arrangements have been made by the local
alumnae of Mount Holyoke College to hold
special open meeting at o'clock on We'd
nesday evening, February S, at the Wash
ington Club, 11l0 1 street northwest. An
illustrated art talk on Famous Master
pieces in Paris During the Reign of Napo-
leon Bonaparte' viii be given by Mrs. AIDE
liza Gates Hensley OF Mount Vernon Semi
nary. Reireshment will be served at the
close OF the program. The matter of a
memorial TO Mrs. f. 5. Morris will be dis
cusSed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Death of Charles T. Peck.

Charles t. Peck died at his home in Cort-
land, N. Y, Wednesday last at-5:3O D M
The funeral will be held from his late home
tomorrow at . pm. The deceased was
son-in-law of the late Capt. John McClel-
land. having married Miss Kate McClelland
in Washington, ID. C., April H. 1878
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
To Hold Mass Meeting

Arrangements have been made for hold
ing mass meeting under the auspices of
the senior and junior sections of the Council
of Jewish Women in the vestry room of the
Hebrew Temple at 3 clock next Sunday
afternoon. at which time jeanette Miriam
Goldberg will deliver an address
On account of these arrangements the reg
ular meeting of the Rebekah Lodge has
been postponed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Death of Mrs. Doerr.

Word has been received here of the death
in Philadelphia yesterday of Mrs. RATHER
inc Doerr, mother of Mrs. P. v. De Graw
Of this city. Mrs. Doerr, although in her
eighty-seventh year, had been in good
health and active until two weeks ago,
when she contracted a severe cold Mrs.
De Graw went to her mothers bedside la
Saturday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Annual Election of Officers

At the annual meeting last evening of the
Swiss Ladies' Literary and Social Club
THE Stauffacherin," the following officers
for the ensuing year were elected Presi-
dent Mrs E. Bushby; vice president, Mrs.
f. Eisenbeiss; secretary. Miss Pauline
tioler; treasurer, Mrs. Jul. Egloff The re-
port of the secretary showed an increasing
membership. and the treasurer reported
sli9.2o in the treasury. The club adjourned
to meet the 10th of March. when refresh
ments are to be served and an interesting
program offered.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Lecture on Russian Government.

The National Geographic Society schedule
calls for an address this evening by DR.. Ed
win A. Grosvenor on the origin, develop
ment and present character Of the Russian
government The address will be given in
National Rifles Armory, beginning at 8
O'Clock. DR.. Grosvenor is the head Of the
department of international law and mod
ern government at Amherst College.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Suffers Stroke Of PARALYSIS

Mr. William A. Hartman, typesetter at
the government printing Office, and for
years prominent in business circles, is re-
ported to be in critical condition at his
home. ass G street northwest as the re-
suit of a stroke of paralysis. Mr. Hartman
was striker while at his work several DAYS
ago He has long been identified with the
printing business In the District, and for a
number of years has been actively engaged
in Christian work as member Of the Peo-
pies Mission.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Harry w. Wilson appeared before Judge
Kimball in the Police Court this morning on
a charge of housebreaking, and after plead
ing not guilty waived preliminary exami-
nation, and the bond was fixed at $500 to
await the action of the grand jury Wilson
was arrested yesterday by Detective Par
ham on a charge OF entering the stable Of
Frederick l.. Young of AGA Pennsylvania
avenue northwest and taking therefrom
harness of the value of SIG
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Caused by Similarity in Names.

Mr.. William II. Cooper of 1880 New York
avenue has been somewhat annoyed by the
publication of the statement that a man Of
his name and with the same initials has
entered suit for divorce from his wife, The
similarity in names has caused many per-
sons to believe the New York avenue sta
tionery and art dealer is the petitioner in
the case mentioned and he wishes 1t known
that it is not he, but another William II.
Cooper who seeks to sever the bonds of
matrimony.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Case Nolle Pressed.

The warrant against Amelia Baptist,
charged with the larceny of skirt valued
at 49, was nolle pressed by Assistant Dis
trict Attorney Ralph Given this morning in
the Police Court 1t was alleged that the
skirt was taken from Eliza Gardner, who
lives at 1886 Virginia avenue southwest and
after she had made complaint Amelia Bap-
fist was arrested by Detective Helan, but
this morning the prosecution was dropped
and the case was nolle pressed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Emma Hawkins. colored thirty seven
years old, living a 81 Dixons court south
west. fell upon the sidewalk near 9th and
streets southwest yesterday afternoon
and sprained her left ankle. The ambu-
lance was summoned and she was removed
to the Emergency Hospital.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
CITY AND DISTRICT.

Rosa Bundy, through Attorney Almond
W. Scott. has filed suit for divorce against
Edward Bundy. A correspondent is named
Mrs. Bell of 1928 9th street northwest,
wife of DIR. Bell of the pension bureau who
has been dangerously i'll for weeks, is con-
valescing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Kyrle Bellew and Original Cast.

When the famous English actor kyrle
Bellew comes TO the New National Theater
next week to play the social highwayman
in ''Raffles, The Amateur Cracksman,'' ne
will be assisted by his original campany
This includes that fine artist, e. NJ. Holland
who will play whimsical Capt Bedford, the
detective. This promises a genuine dra-
matte treat. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
v. Baldwin Johnson's Coal, 612 9th St.
For prompt deliveries, this is It.-Advt.
TEMPLE OF LABOR.
Plans for the Structure Under Consid-
Grafton

Plans for the temple of labor, which it
is proposed to erect in this city, are being
prepared by Mr.. Merville Carr, who will
submit them to Mr.. Milford Spohn, chair
man of the temple committee. The plans,
it is said, contemplate Il main central au-
ditorium or theater, with galleries, suitable
for the holding of national conventions and
other great assemblages, with modern store
rooms on the first floor, office rooms and
smaller halls for the meetings of labor
unions on the upper floors. Mr. Carr
states that the structure he proposes would
pay for the cost of construction from rem
tails in a few years.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Prize Medals Won.

Mr.. Arthur T. Goldsborough of Wesley
Heights, D. c., who holds the record at the
Department of Agriculture for big berries.
got the highest awards for strawberries and
gooseberries at the ST. Louis exposition.
They We're the largest of any exhibited
there. The varieties We're new and origi-
mated by Mr.. Goldsborough.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Flats" s:I5 pm.
Chase's-Polite Vaudeville. Sis pm.
umbia-Richard Carrie in The Tender
foot" S:15 pm.
kernan's-Harry Bryant's "Burlesquers,
Sic pm.
Lafayette-Ward and Vokes in "A Pair
of Pinks," SIS pm.
National-E II. Sothern and Julia Mar
lowe In Romeo and juliet" 40 Pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Furniture at Auction.

A quantity of desirable furniture, carpets.
etc. Gncuding lot of COTS, will be sold at
Sloan's, 1907 G St. main floor, tomorrow at
10 am. Fine carriages, ETC., at 10 m.-Adyt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
The Products of NJ Auth Provision Co,

are used. appreciated and praised wherever
pure, inviting foods are In demand. This
company is famed for the deIiciousness of
its Sausages. All varieties. Insist on having
them Sales rooms, 62J-29 d sw. All mkts
advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Cos for the Old, for the Young,
For the infant in arms. Ask for cos. 1Oc
Florida Tour hv Sea

TIE Merchants and Miners Trans. Co.'S
Sd Annual Personally Conducted Tour to St
Augustine will leave Baltimore Thurs.
Feb. TO- returning Feb. 20. Tickets, 5000
including all expenses. Send for itinerary
w p. Turner. G. p. A.. Baltic, Nd
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Get Good Homemade Bread!

Order Holmes genuine homemade Milk
Bread, and you'll get the most delicious and
nutritious bread that's made. Delivered
fresh and clean from oven to table, &c. loaf
Delicious home made Pies zoe Holmes Bak-
cry, list & E SITS. Phones E. 144O and 1441
1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Fully Approved in the Homes.

One of the most convincing proofs of the
superiority of Nat. Cap Brewing Co.'S Mu-
mich Beer Is it's unequaled popularity in the
best homes. Brewed Of the finest malt and
imported Bohemian hops. Pure artesian
well water used. Order ease of "Mu-
MICH for table use. doz., %. Phone 2222
1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

An alarm of fire was turned in from box
30 last night about o'clock because of a
blaze in the chimney at the Emery fats,
no damage
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Printing as You Want It.

at the time you want 1.-THE never disap-
point kind Byron s. Adams SO 18th ST. H. w.
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
CITY ITEMS.
After Exposure "Old Braddock'

Nd. Rye is the Stimulant
to take to prevent colds, chills and pneumo-
MIA. Have bottle in the house. Best deal
ers. Jas. Clark Distilling Co, D. p. Me-
Carthy, Mgr, 610 Pa. ave- Phone 1896. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
The Worlds Finest Hops

are secured for the production of Abner-
Drury Brewing Co.'S odd Glory" Beer. l s
unsurpassed in flavor-thoroughly aged. An
excellent home beer. For case phone W. 436.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Truck B Company was called to the
house of Colonel James G. Payne, 1909 New
Hampshire avenue, about 5:45 o'clock yes
terday afternoon. There was slight blaze
in the house, but no damage was done
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

George Neal, colored living at POI Della
ware avenue northeast, was found sick on
the street near the Baltimore and Ohio de-
pot last night about o'clock. The ambu-
lance was summoned and Neal was taken
to the Emergency Hospital.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
shufle's Special Elgin Creamery

is pure, rich and delicious. 1t is preferred
by particular people. 5-lb box. 800 Center
mkt, st. wing. Phone NJ. 3S26.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
BUSINESS MEN.

Telephone your Want Help ad. to
The Star. We will collect later. 1
cent a word. smalles. charge LIS
cents.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Put on Ayers and be
proud of YOUR hair

A little pride is good thing. Then
why be contented with thin, scrag-
ely hair? faded, gray hair? Put OH
Ayers Hair Vigor and have long,
thick hair; beautiful hair, without a
single gray line in it. Keep young.
Have a little pride. Is g; ait M Go:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Johnston's, 731 7th st. N. W., Cal.
Hams, 71ac. ID. Arbuckle's Coffee, 1212c
h.. Soc Mocha Java Coffee, 23c. Id. it,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Anton Ostmann

VIII have a nice selection of
Dove Hams and Shoulders,
Homemade Sausage,
Scrapple and Mush,
Cooked Hams and Tongue.
Wholesale and Retail.
Riggs and 0 st Markets.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Blackistone's Floral Work is Noted

for artistic merit and distnctiveness. Deco
fatlons for dinners specially. 14th and H.
Advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

ID. and O. r.. r. Saturday and Sunday All
trains, both ways, both days, except Royal
Limited. Hourly Service" Saturdav.-A6vt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Baltim ore and Return $1.25,

Via Pennsylvania railroad, every Saturday
and Sunday. all trains except Congressional
Limited.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Mrs. Lizzie Levin of Hyattsville, Md,
slipped on the sidewalk in front of 81 9TH
street northwest yesterday afternoon and
sprained her ankle. She was taken to the
Casualty Hospital.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
While Waiting to Invest Funds

permanently deposit same with banking de-
partment of Union Trust & Storage Co.
1414 F st. NV. 30 interest on all accounts
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Hot Bed Sash, Best on the Market, Use.
6xS Glass, per box. So %. Eisingers Lum-
Der Yard 2109 9TH st. NV. Phone North III
fe3-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
$1.25 Baltimore and Return.

B. and O. r. r. Every Saturday and Sum
day. Tickets good returning until Sunday
night. Hourly Service Saturday-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Great Bear Pure Spring Water.
gallons for soc. Office: 7O4 nth.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
You Can Select Nothing Finer

for Sunday dinner than T. T. KEANE co. 5
delicious Washington-dress Beef, South
down Lamb. Mutton, etc. A special display,
including these choice products. and also
''Deerfoot Farm Sausage and Bacon and
"Smlthfield' Hams, tomorrow Inspection
invited. Prompt service. Phone 15S. Stalls
34-51 Center mkt. & Wholesale Row. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Largest and Finest Auction Rooms

In the city. Regular sales every Tuesday at
10 m. If you have furniture to buy, sell or
store. we guarantee you the best results.
Brown d FOLSOM. auctioneers 1909 II ST. H.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Candies for Those Attending Matinee.

GOc Qualities, 3Jc. lb.
French Nougat, Chocolate Almonds, Next
can Pinoche. etc. Geo. b. SheetZ's, 10th & F
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Crime Carnival Threatened.

Lock your doorsi Bar your windows!
Raff1es, The Amateur Cracksman Ca more
skillful burglar than any professionally, will
be In your midst all next week. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Branch Office, 18th and Yelling Place.

Advertisements are received at The Stars
street and Welling place, at regular rates.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Being vegetable. Satin Skin Cream does
not cause or promote hair growth. It's
skin food-nourishes away wrinkles 25c.
Use is proof. At Kann'S. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Try Reisinger's Ice Cream. It's Best.
81 gal. zoe. u gal. 235 G st. Phone NJ 2767.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Fine Furniture at Wilson & Mayors,
1927 and 1923 G St, at auction Saturday. 10
am. See these goods 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Held for Grand jury.

Elk Grove Butter is In air-tight cartons =
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Elk Grove Butter Is purity par excellence
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Johnston's, 731 9TH st. N. W., Best
Family Flour, $3.50 bbl.; Potatoes, 65c bu
1ts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
$1.25 To Baltimore and Return S1.25

Pennsylvania railroad, Saturday and Sun
day, tickets good on all trains except Con
gressional Limited, and good for return un
til Sunday night.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Csc. Package Oats, With Piece Of
China, &c.; Macaroni. size: Cornstarch,
31ac.: Matches, 10c.; lbs Cal. Prunes 25c. !;
Z qts. Hominy, 25c.; qts. Beans, 25c.; Z
25c.: Potatoes, SOC. blu. J. T. d. PYLES' {
stores including 94S La. ave. ja3U-5t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Central Storage Rooms, 400 n st.
Lightest, cleanest and best ventilated in
the city. Low rates. New building Brown
& Tolson, proprietors. Main $500. fe2-3t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Red Oak Spring Water

Absolutely pure. 40c case of gallons 51S
9th NV. Phone. fe2-2t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Dove Brand Hams

Hold first position.
Mild and highly favored.
All markets and noted stores.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Welsbach, Also Lindsay Air Lights.
GIG 18th. c. A Muddiman & Co. 1904 G.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03

Miller Oil Heaters $500, Now $50.
1904 G. c. A. Muddiman & Co. GIG 10Th.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-03
Crime Charged Against Him.

Burge shot and killed his wife last Fri
day night about u o'clock at the house of
Commodore Williamson, on r street After
taking her life he went to the house of his
mother-in-law, on 18th street, and shot her.
Then he attempted to shoot his brother-in-
law, 1t is charged, and during the struggle
for possession of the weapon received a
bullet wound in his own head. He pretended
he was much worse than he really was. and
was sent to the Homeopathic Hospital.
During his confinement In the hospital
policeman has been on hand to guard him.
Last night was the first opportunity he had
to get away, and he promptly took advan-
tage of it.
burge was not present at the inquest,
which was held Monday morning at the
morgue. He was held responsible for his
Wlfe's death, and the jail commitment was
turned over TO the police. 1t was upon this
commitment that he was admitted to TAIL
today. '
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-07-05
Wouldn't Use Slang.

81 think it is shameful the way
that girl spits slang" said a pretty
girl to a friend. my, if l twirled
my talker the way she does my
blooming old dad would dust my
duds till dust was thicker than flies
in fly time"
"You betcher brass and serve you
right" replied the other young la
dy. my parents are sunfowers of
the same hue, and if | should make
a raw crack in my conversation they
would thrash the rosy cussidness
out of my angelic anatomy quicker
than chained lightningP And they
proceed to suck the juice out of a
lemon through a stick of candy
Kansas City Independent.