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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
vTzrrrron Dean SWIM.

The Irish reformer, Father Mathew,
used TO tell Of q remarkable visit made
to his grandfather by Dean Swift Mr..
Mathew lived near Dublin and invited
the eccentric dean 10 dine and spend
the night ut his house. A large party
OF the neighboring gentry We're hidden
to meet him.
The dean drove up TO the house and.
summonlng the butler, asked the names
OF the guests.
Tel your master" he shouted, Il
will meet no such people" and drove
away in fury. Before he reached the
lodge gates. however, he changed his
mind, returned. alishted and demand
ed 70 be shown TO his room.
When his host came To him Swift
said. i am willing to accept your hos
pitality but l will not meet your
guests"
He was told that his meals should
be served in his room, as If he We're
at home. He remained thus isolated
for two days. then came down in high
good humor Joined the party and ex'
tended his visit for four months.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27

In December. 1872. when Napoleon.
after his disastrous Russian expedition.
made his secret and hurried journey
from SmorgOni TO Paris. the following
incident occurred: At Gragom the snow
lay TOO thick for the emperor's carriage
TO proceed. and Count Wonsowicz was
informed by the postmaster that a
Pole, NJ. Wibeski. living near, had
lately ordered 8 most convenient trav-
cling carriage mounted on runners for
his newly married daughter.
At first the Pole refused the most
pressing offers for its purchase. but
when he learned that the carriage was
required for the emperor's use he not
only yielded. but asked as its price
that he might be presented TO the EN-
peror. Napoleon complied; but, unwill'
ing to accept the carriage us a gift. he
gave orders that 1000 ducats $1,000
should be handed TO the owner.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
BInr Brnrd.

Blue Beard was a real man. and
the so called fairy story is true in all
its essential details. Blue Beard was
Baron Giles de Rails. an enormously
rich Breton nobleman. who fought with
distinction under the banner OF Jeanne
dare and was marshal OF France at
the age Of twenty After the war
he plunged into the widest dissipation.
His great fortune was largely increas-
ed by the dover OF his first wife, Cath
crime de TAouars. His favOrite diver
sion was numbering babies and dab
bling in their blood. The church caus-
ed his arrest and trial He was con
demned and was hanged at Nantes, but
was converted in prison. and his last
words were TO iIuplore the forgiveness
Of those whose families he had deci-
mated by murder.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27

The whirl of the town is the plano
sale at Hotel Bowman building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
Neagle Brothers
NATURE TELLS YOU.
As Many a Pendleton Reader Knows
Too Well.


As Many a Pendleton Reader Knows
Too Well.
When the kidneys are sick,
Nature tells You all about II.
The urine is natures calendar.
Infrequent or too frequent action;
Any urinary trouble tells of kidney
Ills.
Doan's Kidney Pills Cure all kid
ney ills.
Pendleton people testify to this.
s. y. Baldwin. retired. of 70e
Thompson street, Pendleton, Ore.
says: when I saw Doan's Kidney
Pills advertised, I desired to try them
and got box at the Brock & McCo-
Comas Co., drug store. They did me
world Of good. My kidneys had
bothered me off and on for 35 years,
always more severely after I had
caught cold. There was not much
headache, but I was annoyed with a
weakness Of the kidneys which dis
turbed my rest several times each
night ! got Doan's Kidney Pills at
the Brock & McComas Co. drug store
and used seven boxes in all. They
corrected the function Of the kidneys
and strengthened my back as we'll"
For sale by all deIlers. Price SO
cents per box. Foster-M -Milburn Co,
Buffalo. N. Y, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name-Doan's--an
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27

With the exception OF the silent 81
cilians, the Italian immigrants are gen
orally fluent takers and extremely in
telligent I have known Neapolitan
who could neither read nor write quote
from Dante, Petrarch and Tasso. II
surprises you 10 hear group made up
Of an asphalt mixer, sailor turned
waiter and q barber and baker who
had stuck 10 their trades discuss the
sculpture on new court building or
when upon another night the same
men wrangle over the merits OF Verdi
or Mascagni and end by humming and
singing IN chorus "Parig, o Cara" -
Worlds Work.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27

A gentleman who near the close Of
the eighteenth century accompanied
Baron Won Swieten on a visit 10 the
old Duke OF Sachsen-H Hildburghausen
relates the following in his memoirs:
''The duke regularly goes TO bed ev-
cry night at o'clock. When leaving
the sitting room to proceed to his
rather distant sleeping apartment he
has q number Of his Wallets posted all
along the line Of route One Of them
takes possession OF his wig. the sec
ond divests him OF his coat, and so
on. until by the time he has reached
the goal he is ready to slip into bed
without more ado"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
THE PORTLAND
OE
PORTLAND OREGON

PORTLAND, OREGON.
American plan, So per day and upward
Headquarters for tourists and Commercial
travellers. Special rates made to famille,
aud single gentlemen. The management
Will be pleased at all times to show room
and give prices. modern Turkish batl
establishment 10 the hotel
II. C. BOWERS. Manager.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27

ibid you see anything that particu-
larly struck your fancy when you were
looking round the furniture shops to-
dayT1 asked a young husband Of his
lately made wife on her return from a
tour Of furniture inspection.
Yes" she replied u saw something
exceedingly pretty in looking glasses"
81 have no doubt you did" he OBJ
served. IF you looked into them"
The halo OF a calm, sweet peace rests
upon that home.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
The WfHhbone.

When you pull wishbone with a
friend and make a wish. which end
wins, the big end or the little end? In
some houses the small end wins. and
in other houses the big end wins. It's
Ike q cold. Some say starve It, and
others say stun it-Atchison Globe.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
JAMES WILSON.
Secretary
IN THE wooILY WEST.

in 'Fantana' is excellent VIII you
send me two seats for any night next
week2' Mr.. Angels made inquiries,
and learned that the man was the
possessor Of perhaps not a million,
but. at any rate, OF large wealth. So
he replied; Il have heard from many
sources that you are a millionaire.
VIII you send me 81 for the seats?"
The Argonaut-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
Old But Good.

jefferson de Angeles had met in
a Chicago club a man who professed
a great liking for actors, and who had
shown himself TO be a pleasant gen
tIeman. The actor was a little sur
prised a few days later TO receive
from his new acquaintance letter
to this effect: 81 have heard from
many sources that your performance
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
A Tough Specimen

"Seen Edwin's new horseT asked
one villager Of another.
''I have" was the reply.
''WeI. what does it look likef" asked
the questioner
''Well, IT looks" said the other man
slowly. ',as If Edwin had taken it for
an old debt"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27
No Side steppinx

ut seems he met her at a hop,
promptly proposed, and now they're
10 be married"
Strange that she should take that
step at a hop"
"she took it at a jump."-Philadel-
phia Press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-27

No one who has not complete
knowledge Of himself will ever have q
true understanding Of another-No
wallis.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
Strikes Hidden Rocks.

When your ship of health
strikes the hidden rocks of con-
sumption, pneumonia, etc, you are
lost, if you don't get help from
DR.. Kings New Discovery for
consumption. j. W. McKmnon
of Talladega Springs, Ala, writes,
II had been very i'll with pneu-
monia. under the care of two doc
tors, but was getting no better
when I began to take DR.. Kings
New Discovery. The first dose
gave relief, and one bottle cured
me-" Sure cure for sore throat,
bronchitis, coughs and colds.
Guaranteed at D. A. Henderson, S
Drug store. Price, soc and ST.
Trial bottle free.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
A Bale Of Cotton,

Or Is bushels Of corn to the acre,
without the use of an ounce of
fertilizer is not an unusual yield
from lands in the famous Missls-
sippi and Yazoo river valleys,
traversed by the Illinois Central
raiIroad-the great trunk line to
the South. Farmers desiring per-
feet climate, best soil, sure crops
and steady markets would do well
to locate homes now, for prices
are rapidly advancing in this ia
vored country. Send for free
Illustrated literature and letters
from farmers who have gone
South to stay, and who are per
fectly satisfied to remain. B. A.
Eichter, Pass. and Land Agent,
Illinois Central railroad, GIT Bes-
semer building, Pittsburg, Pa.
1861
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
Women and Jewels.

Jewels, candy, flowers, man
that is the order of woman's pref
erences. Jewels form a magnetic
mighty power to the average wo-
man. Zen that greatest of all
jewels, health, is often ruined in
the strenuous effort to save the
money to purchase them. If a
woman will risk her health to get
a coveted gem, then let her for
tify herself against the insiduous
consequences of coughs, colds
and bronchial affections by regu-
lar use of DR.. Boschee's German
Syrup. 1t will promptly arrest
consumption in its early stages
and heal the affected lungs and
bronchial tubes and drive the
dread disease from the system. 1t
is not a cure-all, but it is a certain
cure for coughs, colds and all
bronchial troubles. You can get
DR.. Green's reliable remedies at
D. A. Memberships.
Get Green's Special Almanac.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
Now a Happy
Laughing Girl
Child Protrated With Dyspepsis
Finds Health Through
Rexall.

eff mothers could only be
made to realize" said Mr.. Hill,
of Hill Bros, "that dyspepsia at
tacks children as well as grown
folks and that unless it is prompt
ly checked the little ones,
through the inability of their
stomachs to assimilate food, lit
orally starve to death, much suf-
fering, grief and despair would
be averted.
"Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets are
a sure cure for troubles of this
kind. Just read what they did
for Mrs. Paynette's little daugh-
ter:
"'I take pleasure in writing
you that your Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets have done more for my
little girl than all the remedies
we have used. She was almost
FRUSTRATED with dyspepsia and
fast losing her strength, not be-
ing able to use any solid food. She
has been better ever since using
these tablets. She can now eat
everything, and is gaining every
day. Mrs. L. Paynette, Leo
Minister, Mass.
"Dyspepsia," continued Mr.
Hill, els caused by an abnormal
state of the gastric juices. There
is one element missing. The alb
ence of this destroys the func-
ton of the gastric fluids. They
lose their power to digest food.
"Rexall Dyspepia Tablets sup
ply the missing element; restore
to the gastric juices their diges-
tive power, and make the stomach
strong and well.
eve know that they will posi-
lively and permanently cure this
disease, no matter how bad it is.
"We want you to try them and
will return your money if you are
not more than satisfied with the
result.
eve guarantee relief from
dyspepsia by the use of twenty
five cent package"
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
The Careless
ness Of Man

Is often the cause of bitter disap-
pointments. The modern man
looks after the future welfare OF
his family by buying life insur-
ance, Government bonds or some
other safe investment, and neg
lects one thing that possibly
would be more consolation and
comfort in case he was called
away. And that is modern pho
tograph; 500 of our business is
women and children. The men
are always putting it off until
finally a black gowned woman
brings in an old tin-type taken
when John was 20, and has it cop
led. Not much comfort, but it's
all she has. Don't you think a
small investment in photography
would be a good one for your
Styles and sizes to suit all tastes
and purses.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13

The steamboats, will reap rich
harvest now.
Most all of the schools in the
country districts will close this
week.
j. Fl. Nigh, driller, in the Proc
tor oil field, spent Sunday here
with his son George.
The Ruth and Jewell both left
this morning in their old trades
from this city to Wheeling and
Marietta.
If it is a bilious attack take
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets and a quick cure is GER
tain. For sale by Hill Bros.
Mrs. Blanche Morris of Sisters
vile, was here yesterday, the
guest of her mother, Mrs. S. s.
Hoxie.-St. Marys Oracle.
W. J. Thompson has accepted a
position with the Fisher Oil COM
pany, and left this morning for
Sancho to enter upon his duties.
The famous boys books, Jack
Harkaway series, heretofore pub
lished only in Is cent edition,
now reduced to 80 cents; this is a
bargain; McCoy's Book store.
S,10-3t
G. D. Smith went to Alma, Ty-
Ter county, on Wednesday, to
visit his mother-in-law, Mrs. Ty-
CART, who is very ill.-St. Marys
Oracle.
FOR SALE-At a sacrifice; 10
shares of the capital stock of the
Tyler Window Glass company.
Address P. o. Box 262. Sisters
vile. w. Va. 3,9-6t*
Attorney George E. Kesterson
Will open a law office in Parkers-
burg in the near future. His
family, however, will continue to
reside in this city.
The largest river coal shipment
which has left Pittsburg for many
months is now en- route south. The
fleet contained about 100000
bushels consigned to Cincinnati
and Louisville. Another shipment
of 100000 bushels will be made
tomorrow.
WANTED-$8 to $12 weekly
easily earned by either sex knit
ting seamless hosiery for the wes-
tern market; our improved ma
chine with ribbing attachment
furnished worthy families who do
not own a machine on easy pay
ment plan; write at once for full
particulars and commence max
ing money; on experience requir-
ed. United States Wooden Co.,
Detroit, Mich. 12,5-tf
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13

Sunday was an ideal spring day
and the entire popuIace Of the
city took advantage Of the wealth
err to enjoy the delightful bracing
air. In the afternoon the avenues
and walks were thronged with
peope. After the severe winter
it was like a touch of real sum-
mer. Services were conducted in
the several churches throughout
the city both morning and even
ing. and each edifice was filled
with attentive and appreciative
hearers.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
Night Providing Thieves.

Group and whooping cough
come like a thief in the night,
stealing in to fasten the fangs
of mortal disease upon the chill
dren as they peacefully sleep in
their little beds. Kennedy's Lax
ative Honey and Tar, the new dis
covery for coughs and colds, will
drive out these death-dealing de-
mons before the doctor can arrive
1t protects the lives and health
of the little ones. Contains no
opiates. Keep it handy. Sold by
Opera House Drug store.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
SPECIAL Low RATES

To all points in Montana, Idaho.
Washington, Oregon and British
Columbia, March l to May 10,
1905. Round trip homeseekers
tickets on special days. Write at
once for information and maps to
W. H. Allen. Travelling Agent,
Wisconsin Central Railway, 621
Park building, Pittsburg, Pa.
2,23-d,w-2m
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13

FOR SALE-At a sacrifice; 10
shares of the capital stock of the
TYLER Window Glass company.
Address P. o. Box 262. Sisters
vile. w. Va. 3,9-6t*
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13

G. D. Smith went to Alma, Ty-
Ter county, on Wednesday, to
visit his mother-in-law, Mrs. Ty-
CART, who is very ill.-St. Marys
Oracle.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13

The Bessie Smith was the first
local packet to arrive here after
the breakup in the river.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
No Waste Room
In the Body

A muscle or Iigament that con-
tracts will get both shorter and
thicker. There is no waste room
Id the body-every bit OF space IS
exactly filled by some structure.
ia muscle or igament is thick
ened it will encroach upon some
softer structure, like blood YES
sci, and limit or stop its work; or
II a nerve is pinched, irritation
may develop SO as to exaggerate
its action. If a hose is stepped
upon, water will not flow through
it; if a telegraph wire is ground
ed. it will not transmit message !;
80 with nerves and blood vessels
when they become abnormally
pressed between the bones and
muscles, as at disturbed joints IN
the spine or limbs.
Osteopathy ascertains where
characteristic mechanical troubles
have developed in the body in ev-
ery disease-and the diseases due
to such causes, in whole or part,
are legion. Practically all dis
eases may be caused by mechanl-
cal disturbance. By removing
these abnormal conditions, Oste-
opathy enables the body to re-
cover from it's diseases. 1t takes
the ground that these known and
verifable distractions to natural
bodily processes would better be
removed to coax back health than
dragging the body in such way
rs to hide the effects of such dan
gerous physical handicaps, which
has been the most popular sort OF
practice in the past. In a word,
Osteopathy removes the cause !;
cure naturally follows.
DIR. J. r. FINK
sISTERSVILLE. w. VA.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
Just
Received

From one of the best houses
in the country, a fine lot of
timothy, red and white clo-
yer, orchard, blue grass, red
top and lawn grass seed.
This seed strictly first class,
beng of the first grade, and
worth the money we are
asking for it. As for the
second and third quality, we
don't handle, yet we can
procure it on short notice
should a call be made.
Price and quality consld-
cred the seed we handle will
be found as low as any in
the market.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
24A Near This City, $500.

$4,000 is the price of this but the
owner Is sick, and needs the mon
ey; near city limits, with three 40
feet streets leading to it; coal,
oil, gas; excellent location. Call
on w. F. Richmond. GAINESVILLE,
Ohio. 3,13
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13
Local News
Delightful weather.

Delightful weather.
Friday is St. Patrick s day in
the morning.
Contractor Al Kahle spent
Sunday in the city.
John Selmon of Marietta, spent
Sunday here with his parents.
DR.. W. E. Stathers spent Sun
day here with his son, DR.. j. R.
Stathers.
A fresh lot of Swansdown cake
-four Just received at M. A. Sy.
bert Grocery company.
FOR RENT-Three furnished
rooms for light housekeeping.
George Bell. 3,S-tf
Archie Leonard, a prominent
oil operator, spent Sunday in the
city.
Bottled beer, SC a pint, 60c a
dozen, at the Brunswick cafe. j.
S. Hockinberry, prop. 2,1S-tf
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Mccoy
of Middlebourne, spent Sunday in
the city with relatives.
FOR SALE-Second-hand fur
niture of all kinds; good as new.
P. Brown, Burt street. 2,24-tf
Councilman W. s.. Templeton
is making some repairs to his res
idence on Elizabeth street.
The Jack Harkaway series for
boys; rs cent edition for 80
cents, at McCoy's Book store.
3,10-3t
Madison Terrell of Kidwell,
passed through the city Sunday
afternoon en- route to Ravens
wood.
The river commenced to recede
here Sunday morning at 4 clock.
The water is falling at a rapid
rate.
We have some rare bargains
for everybody now; come and see
for yourself; McCoy's Book
store. 3,10-3t
The numerous friends Of Mrs.
G. B. Slemaker will be pleased
to learn she is recovering from a
protracted illness.
Capt. Charles Kings books, in
an entirely new edition, for TWEEN,
ty-fve cents, at McCoy's Book
store. 3,lO-3t
The ferry boat was kept very
busy today transferring teams
across the Ohio. Large quan'i-
ties Of oil well supplies left the
city this morning for the Ohio
oil field.
Capt. Charles Kings Military
Novels; an entire new edition for
% cents, at McCoy's Book store,
3,10-3t
Miss Belva GrOce of st. Marys,
was visiting friends in this city
last week.
WANTED-First class girl for
general housework; four in fam
lily; wages $3.50 a week. Apply
Oil Review office. 3,2-tf
The blue birds and robins have
arrived and the sparrows are busy
building nests.
LOST-Friday night, ribbon
girdle. with two cut steel and
gold buckles; any person finding
same vii please notify Oil Re-
view office 2,25-tf
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-03-13

WANTED-A good, reliable,
first-class tenant to take charge
of an A-No. l farm. located on
the Ohio river, in Wood county,
West Virginia; house and garden
furnished free; farm is equipped
with all of the latest farming i'm
Elements; married man PREFER
ed; good references required,
none need apply who do not mean
business; fine opening for the
right man. Address Plow, care
Oil Review, Sistersville, W. Va.
3,7-tf
Arizona republican., 1905-12-25
Letter from Santa Claus
 flo the Little Boys and Girls of Phoenix
of Phoenix
Dear Boys and Girls:

Dear Boys and Girls:
 It has come to my ears that some of the little boys and girls are saying that there is no Santa Claus any more, and that l am dead. Now, I don't know who started this story, for I am just as much alive as I ever was. If you don't believe it, boys, just go down to the graveyard and look for my grave. You won't find my name on a single grave stone in the whole bunch.
 Mo- am alive and think just as much of little boys and girls as I ever did. have a big warehouse in Phoenix where there is a whole lot of nice Christmas presents for little boys and girls and then there are presents there for mamma and papa, and for your big sister and her beau.
 Now boys and girls. I can't haul all the toys around in my sled. There isn't room for all of them and besides my big fine team of reindeers couldn't pull all the toys at once.
 I keep a large supply of Christmas presents at Davidson's Cash Store in Phoenix, just across the street from the court house. I wish every little boy and girl would go there with their mamma and papa and pick out what they want. Because 1 have too many little friends to know just what each one of you would like.
 Now, boys and girls, I have writ ten this letter and put it in the paper But it is to every one of you just as much as though I had written each of you a letter.
 Hoping that you will be just the best boys and girls you know how to be. and wishing you merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I remain
 Your friend,
 SANTA CLAUS.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-25

Full line of wines. liquors. beers, etc. both family and medicinal purposes. Wholesale and retail. Melczer Bros.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-25

Harry Friedman, B N. Center St., will rent field glasses for the races.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-25

You will say goodbye with a heart felt sigh when you have eaten the last piece of DONOFRIO'S CRYSTAL LIKED CACTUS CANDY.
Arizona republican., 1905-12-25
Of Locally
 Interest.
THE WEATHER.
Local Daily Weather Report for The
 Arizona Republican.

Forecast for today-Fair.
 Data for twenty-four hours ending 5:30 D. m. yesterday:
Arizona republican., 1905-12-25
Factory Smokers The best sc Cigar.
VEGETARIAN FooDs-Fresh shin

ments of choicest health foods just in, nut meat, toasted (pop) corn
 flakes, bromose to fatten anybody, fruit crisps, and many others. Pure Food Depot, 21 s. First avenue, east of court house.