The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-02-18
Exchange Column

year naGYance. As a result NE has
never been sick in his life, never had
CONS on his toes, nor toothacho, his
potatoes never rot, his babies never
cry at night, his wife never scolds
and he succeeded in serving three
years on the school board without be
ing cussed.
The writer's friend gives this per.
scription: To gallon OF honesty
one quart of unadultrated charity and
three pints of unselfshuess, stir
briskly with the spoon OF generously,
pour in slowly two gills of kindness,
six ounces of cheertulness and simmer
gently over the slow fire of forgive
ness. Set away to cool, chen skim of
envy, jealousy and malice Replace
over fire and add one quart of the
milk of human kindness, put in
dash of love, garnish with smiles
take a teaspoonful as often as re
CURED and the results will be crafty
ing, Exchange.
y German paper manufacturer at
Esthenal has Just made an expert
ment to see how rapidly It is possible
to transfer a tree into a newspaper
Three trees in the neighborhood of
his factory were cut down at 7:S5 in
the morning They We're instantly
parked and pulped, and the first roll
Of paper was ready at 9:34 II was
lifted into an automobile and con
veyed to the pressroom of the near
est daily paper The paper being al.
ready set, the printing began at once,
and at ten O'Clock precisely the Jour
nal was on sale in the streets. The
entire process of tranformation had
taken exactly , hours and IS minutes.
Elk.
An exchange says: There was 4
man in our town and he was won
drous wise; for when he marked his
prices down, he did then advertise.
And when he saw his trade increase,
with stalwart might and main, he
lower still marked every price and
advertised again And when he ad-
yer.ised again his rival swore, to see
folks rush with might and main, to
patrOnize his store! And while he
sat in solitude and saw his custom
win that man behind the counter
stood and raked the shokels in. Each
day generous sum he made, and
demonstrated plain; the more one
uses printers ink, the greater is the
gain,
It seems strange that nature made
sosmany mistakes, 1t placed horns
on the head of cattle but man saw a
chance for Improvement and decreed
that horns were useless and must go
1t laced tails on horses, but man said
the Crertor was again mistaken and
the tails came off II placed whskers
on the face of man, but populsm
faded from the face of the earth and
man babe adieu to the unnecessary
appendge, 1t placed seeds in oranges
but little children swGlled them and
miniature orange trees grew in their
stonachs, SO man said the seed must
forever depart from the luscious
fruit. 1t coated chickens with featf-
ors, but man now declare this coating
$ not fitting and the feathers must 90
the way OF the COWS horns, the mans
beard, The horses tail the orange
seeds. And now the agricultural de-
FaItment is looging for pig without
haiT.-Exchange
The following is one Of the many
receipts the Editor Of the Prison Mi.
ror IL giving to his Subscribers who
have ailments
Mr. Editor: l am troubled with
corns and my feet have swellel sever
al inches. WIN you kindly recon
m nd a cure?
CONSTANT READER
Your frank statement tina you are
troubled with "corns' leads me to be
ligyr you aIc Il member Of the stcrner
sex, ~ ladies' do not have corus;
with taem it is "caIIosities Of the cpl.
dgrtui- y We AN know that Il corn il