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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-09-28

AAAAAH
Cliff Thompson, Of Sedalia
spent Sunday in this city visiting
with friends,
THE Johannes Way"
Makes the price and guaran
tees the quality. Get next.
Walter Vail came in from st
Louis Friday last ON a short visit
to his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. II
Vail.
Special Bargains in Harness,
Hardware, Stoves, Sewing Ma.
chimes, Wagons and Buggies al
The Johannes Way.
Miss Nellie Burns, while out
riding Sunday afternoon. was
thrown from her horse. and had
her arm sprained and her face
badly scratched.
Misses Jessie and Edith Ted.
ford of LRwtOn, daughters Of Mr..
Frank Tedford, are visiting their
grandparents. Mr.. and Mrs. T.
w. Tedford this week.
Dispositions in the case Of
Gamblee VS.. Dixon were taken
before Geo. p. Huckeby, Notary
Public, last Tuesday, TO be used
in the case when il comes up in
circuit court next month.
The Chillicothe, Mo. CONNER
cial College is larger than ever
before. It's graduates always
secure positions. Its President,
Allen Moore, has made the prices
low and the instructions the best.
Young people can enter any day.
A luncheon will be held at the
home of Mrs j. NJ. McKibben,
corner of 9Th and Olive ST., Wed.
nesday afternoon and evening
Oct. 18th, for the benefit of the
Ladies Aid Society of the Walnut
ST. M. f. Church. Everybody
invited.
Mrs. Nancy Cox, the aged
mesher.in.law of City Clerk Jones
sustained quite painful injuries
last Saturday morning, by fall
ing on the porch at her home.
She was confined to her bed for
several days, but we are glad to
note that she is improving.
Fred Cane, who went to the
soldiers home near Leavenworth
some weeks ago quite
sick, was according Ia letters
received ten days or two weeks
agu, very sick. Since that time
nothing has been heard from him
and letters sent Ia him have been
returned unclaimed. His friends
are quite uneasy rs Ia what has
become of him.
You cannot afford to miss the
lecture by Wickersham. az the
opera house next Monday night
This Is the FIRST number Of an eek.
rellent course Of five high grade
Entertainments. three of which
are musical numbers. to be given
through the fall and winter. Al
aourse ticket will eos, S3.Ol; sin.
gle entertainment soc. Secure
your tickle, early.
Col Thus. Irish, If Kansas
City, was In Rich Hill, last week,
loukinR after property interests.
and favored the TRBuNg with u
very pheasant call. The Col. was
an enterprising pioneer citiSen Of
Rich Hill and has evidently pris.
pered since leaving the city as he
did while here. Politically he Is
still a democrAt- very still"-bnt
we suspect he has been inocula.
ted with the Civic welfare virus.
walnut street VI Il. Church.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-09-28

/ have q few thousand dollars
70 loan ON easy terms ON good
farm properly.
n. p. ROBINSON.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
<All-Embroidery Gowns.

The all-embroidery gown is made of
alternating stripes of India lawn and
embroidery Anglaise, or of simple ma
chine made embroidery in good de-
signs. It is made shirtwaist fashion,
buttoned up the back with many small
lace buttons, and is finished at the
bottom with ruffles of the white The
frock is worn over a pale blue slip
and is finished with girdle of blue
louisine, the chemisette and collar are
fashioned of fine laid over"> plaits OF
the white Persian lawn, and the hat
and parasol are of corresponding EN-.
broidery laid oyer blue. A full ruche
of blue ribbon finishes the hat, and ties
of the ribbon are fastened in with
rosettes near the back, and can be
either utilized or allowed to hang in
sash ends.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Shallow Yokes,

Shallow yokes of valenciennes in
sertion running round, and each row
fulled slightly to the one above in
order to give the fare for the shoul-
ders, are the most common of the pref
ty yokes, and, made by hand, are as
attractive as many more elaborate de-
signs. Sometimes the insertion rows
are joined by open stitch instead of
being sewed edge to edge, and vari-
alton upon this simple yoke is OBJ
tanned by using the narrow valenci-
ennes edging in place of the insertion,
the scalloped edge of one row being
sewed down upon the straight edge OF
the row below.
Lace edge is also used as insertion
in other parts of lingerie blouses and
frocks. being sewed upon the goods
with the scallop edge upward. The
material is then cut from underneath
and finished just as in the case of the
ordinary insertion.
Tiny bias bands of finest lawn are
introduced into many of the lingerie
yokes to outline a design filled in with
open stitchery and :yalenciennes or
embroidery. 4.4
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Pastel Tinted Waists.

Pastel tinted shirtwaists are ap-
proved by Dame Fashion for wear
with coat suits, but not with white
linen or serge skirts. Apropos Of white
serge, this material has been restored
to the greatest favor. The chic sum-
mer girl will have at least one serge
costume with short skirt and coat elab-
orately braided. But to return to the
shirtwaist, the one dominant idea is
that it shall be transparent, whether
destined for. wear in the morning or
for an afternoon walk A good rule
for the home fashioner of the blouse
to follow is that all widths are cut the
exact length of the figure for front,
back and arms. There is no extra ma
terial allowed for a droop on the
sleeves at the elbow, which style is
now decidedly de mode. The sleeves
are full, but do not bag, and the mate
rial is cut the length of the arm. The
pin tucks, run daintily by hand, do
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Sunbonnets and Aprons.

s~''N SNFs osuos
Sunbonnets, to keep off sunburn,
and, incidentally, to look very pretty
in, are proving mighty popular.
Dimities, properly stiffened by being
made up over stout muslin, are fas-
cinating when their pink rosebuds
match the. pink gown they're worn
with, or give an unexpected dash of
color to an all-white gown which is
mighty picturesque. Chambray, ging-
ham-the whole list of summer stufrs
might be gone over without finding
material which, in delicate colors,
wouldn't be suitable. .
And aprons-artists have worked
revolutions in them, until they're no
longer badge of servitude, or of the
opposite extreme, the fancy-work girl,
but are donned for gardening and for
all sorts of work.
Soft green's and blues-the Tar
tistic" shades-are chosen and made
up in straight widths gathered, on
bands which are decorated, or with
straps which button down, tab-fashion,
on the front and back bands.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
A Good HAMBURG Steak.

A Hamburg steak is scornfully re-
fused by many because it is badly
prepared. In the first place, it is al
ways most satisfactory to buy fresh
ly cut slice from the round and put
it through the home food chopper; the
chopper I'M the store is not. as fire.
quently or as thoroughly cleansed as
it should be, and often gives a taint
to the meat which is irremedial. says
the Brooklyn Times. For each pound
add after chopping one tablespoonful
of onion juice, half teaspoonful of
pepper. Work thoroughly with the
hands, then mould into an oval steak
fully an inch and half thick. Ar
range in a creased broiler and place
over rather moderate fire. Turn
every half-minute and cook from eight
to ten minutes. 1t should be slightly
rare, tender, juicy and well favored.
When dished pour the sauce round it..
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
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If palms are sponged occasionally
with equal parts of milk and luke
warm water they will retain a healthy
gloss.
The white substance that accumu-
lates in the tops of fruit jars can be
removed by boiling the tops in strong
soda water.
Once week every pipe and drain
in the house should be flushed with
copperas solution to remove all odors
and sediment.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Meant for Cooler DAYS.

A simple dress is of white mohair,
with that very effective white Rus
sian braid as trimming around the
bolero and on the cuffs, as well as
twice around the skirt, worn over a
blouse of lawn and Valenciennes lace,
and topped off by smart, close hat
of white horsehair, with a long black
aigrette at one side, leaning toward
the back. and a deep bandeau of white
gardenias. All this sounds elaborate,
but in reality is easily carried out, and
is perfect gown to have on hand for
cool summer days, when one wants a
rather more substantial dress.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Pale Blue Peau de Cyone.

A pale blue peau de cygne has the
skirt laid in three wide tucks just
above the hem. The skirt is full, but
fits closely about the hips The bod
ice is rounded out in the neck and a
guimpe of fine lace with high stock
inset. The sleeves consist of a large
puff of silk reaching to the elbow and
finished with lace ruff1es. The under
sleeves are of lace and fit the arms
closely, ending in tiny frills of lace
which fall over the hands.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
lrich Crochet Lace.

AS the season deepens the demand
for lace, and handsome lace at that,
increases. One sees fewer of the fine
varieties but great many of the
coarser laces. Indeed the heavy lace
has come into it's own as never before
and the Irish crochet lace heads the
whole list in popularity. It is the lace
of laces for wear this summer and fall.
All the coarse laces are liked and are
used for trimming laces and for whole
suits, as nearly as possible, because so
very much more effective than the fine
laces
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
"Antique" Is New Style.

Among the old weaves that have el-
bowed new fabrics out Of the ranks is
moire antique, venerable textile of
ancient and honorable lineage. It
comes, of course, with the soft, supple
body demanded by the fashions. It
compares excellently with the jeweled
and other elaborate trimmings of the
hour. Pale tinted and shot effects
are it's popular forms.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
GETTING an Advance.

"Papa," lisped the angel child, what
would you take for me?'
more than anyone could pay ex-
claimed the fond parent, ''You are
worth millions to your old dad. Why
do you ask?"
"Why-papa, could you advance me
a quarter on that?"
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

A man suggests that a little lard or
vaseline be applied on door or win
dow to the part which rubs and pre-
vents opening. i.
An old tin teakettle with the bottom
cut out makes an excellent cover to
place over irons heating on gas or gas.
oline stoves.
A little leaf mold around the surface
of the ground about the roots of hardy
ferns will improve the color if they
appear sickly:
Until the plumber can come, a leak
can be temporarily stopped with a
mixture of yellow soap, whiting and a
very little water.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

Living Up to His Principles.
= Wife-f thought thing was
wicked I wouldn't do it. .. r.. \. -:
Observation-Disclosures would I. =. -
Wife-Ugh! think smoking cigars
is wicked taste; an impious defile.
ment, in fact. tE
Husband-Then you should not
smoke. Hand me a match, please
Stray Stories. =
True Philosopher.
'Lightning set your barn on fire?"
"Yes''
"Thifnder shook yer house DOWN."
'That's what"
eWell, how do you feel about it,"
t.Thankful that there's still left
enough land on which to 'chout halle.
lula. ."-Atlanta Constitution.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Given Fair Warning.

Jimmy-What's the matter with you,
you don't never go in for any fun at
all nowadays?
Tommy-No, I'm bein good because
I'm goin,, to have birthday party
soon. an I want to git present.
Jimmy-EBetter be careful an not be
too good or mebbe they won't give
you nOthin' but bible.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
His Opinion Of Bands.

Church-Why do you suppose they
always put the band in the rear at
the time of battle?
Gotham-Judging from some bands
l have heard, l suppose it is because
most Of the soldiers would rather go
forward and take chances of being
shot down than go back and listen to
the band.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
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Neglected Opportunities.

II WONDER said Farmer Corntossel.
who had just returned from a trip to
the big city, "why so many young men
insist on not gettin' rich?"
what do you mean?" asked his
wife.
"They all want to be lawyers or doc
tors instead O. bein' restaurant walters
or policemen
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
A Commitment Was Intended,

''Why did you say in public that
your wife was regular cat? Don't
you think that was cruel remark"
why, no." said Jones, surprised. II
meant it as a humorous comparison.
She is so fond of expensive rugs and
cushions
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
No Chance.

Chief-Do you mean to say that you
haven't been able to get single clew
as to the perpetrator of this crime?
Detective-Now. Them newspaper
reporters is down on me and they
won't tell me anything.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
lust Rebuke.

'Waiter," said the man who was
dining in the saloon annex, bring
me some water, please"
"Some what?" gasped the waiter.
"Water! Are you deaf?''
"Say, mister, you'll find the, wash
room in the rear. Folks that eat here
has the manners to wash before they
come to tn table"
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

pretty knot of ribbon ornaments the
front, and the belt is of the same rib.
bon.
The puffed sleeves are of white ba-
tiste, trimmed with the valenciennes
insertion and finished at the elbows
with rufnes of the same
The full skirt is finished at the bot
tom with a band of lace or embroid.
cry.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
United for Good Society. .

United for Good Society.
They'll never amount to much In
society,"
II don't see why"
Their vulgarity; they actually love
one another; the idea of divorce
would horrify them. ."-Houston. Tex.
Post.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Just a Complainer.

Your complaint, madam said DR..
Kandor, "is very serious"
There, now," triumphantly cried
the fussy woman, who imagined her
self very ill, II knew"
Eyes, madam, your complaint is
chronic and there isn't the slightest
ailment to excuse ."-Philadelphia
Press.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
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HIConfiden8e 8eS

Puffs are featured.
Skirts flare; broadly.
Girdles point deeply.
Many buckles figure.
Rose. .Quillings remain.
Sleeves are quite small.
Parasol decorations are fiat. s
Princess effects will not down.
All hats turn up at some point.
Leghorn hats have reappeared.
Flounced boleros reach the. hips.
A draped bodice is gagged down the
'front.'
There are mousquetaire lingerie un-
dersleeves.
Little hats and high coiffures mean
high collars.
Jaunty coat-tails are added to all
sorts of blouses.
A very charming hat is faced with
crush blush roses.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Going by the Sound.

"Pa!'
"Well, son, what is it?''
"This mythology book speaks of the
husband of Venus being lame god.
Which one of the Greek gods was
lame?"
"Why-er-Olymp Of course. Use
your head a little and don't ask so
many questions"
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Barney.

Grayce-"George says that / satisfy
his soul hunger so thoroughly that we
need have no formal engagement. He,
says that in spirit we are already one:
What do you think of that?"
Gladys-"All very pretty. But just
the same, l wouldn't let him talk me
out of the engagement ring
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Frank.

Lawyer-I'll be frank with you. You
can't break your fathers will.
Client-IIl be frank with you'll
can't pay you unless it can be broken,
Lawyer-ru go you one better.
Wen break that will if it takes leg.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Misunderstood,

1 came to ask you for your daugh-
ter's hand, sir"
Young man, I'm very sorry, but
you don't suit me at all. don't ap-
prove of you" =.
There is evidently some misunder-
standing. It's your daughter am
asking for, not you"
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

not supply much fullness at the waist,
but fullness at this point is very un-
desirable this season. The high
girdles 'closely wrap the figure, and
this effect cannot be accomplished
when there is lot of bungly material
to be pushed under the top.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
No Desire to Be Too Good.

No Desire to Be Too Good.
"Grandpa, do you have to be awful
good to get into heaven?"
Eyes, my boy"
"Well, I've about made up my mind
to try the BOBBY prize York
Life.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Lucky.

**Was your husband lucky during the
last race meeting?" .,: ~" :. :
. 'Yes,' answered young Mrs, Tor.
kins, "He sprained his ankle and
couldn't Observation-Disclosures Star. :
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Probably.

Cholly Norox-I achsually believe,
Miss Braintree, that the average girl
would---ah --firt with anything that
woah neatly cweased twousers. =:
She Just try it. yourself, Cholly,
and yod'will discover your mistake.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

ness to the bust, and the puff sleeves
breadth to narrow shoulders. A soft
yelling in lavender or yellow, with ecru
lace and crushed girdle of dark
flued chiffon velvet or taffeta will de-
velop this model most becomingly.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Freedom for One Evenino.

Freedom for One Evening".
well, Emily, did you have a good
time at the masked ball?"
ooh! I had the time of my life I
had got my husband to dress up as
knight in heavy armor, and he wasn't
able to bulge from one spot all night"
Fliegende Blaetter.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Frock for a Little Girl.

Child's frock of gobe1in blue voile.
The blouse is trimmed aroundA the
neck and in front with white embroid-
cry or lace, and is laced with white
ribbon and enamel buttons over a
plastron of white batiste, trimmed
with valenciennes lace insertion. A
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Eoiied AGAIN.

"Ah, my little spitfre!" Kissed the
stage villain, Il will crush you yet"
But twas not to be-.
For even unto the final scene of the
last act the heroine refused to be
mashed.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Doing Better Than the Author.

Doing Better 1han the Author.
Nell-Yes, the play is quite sue
cessful. My friend, Miss Padden, made
considerable money out of it.
Belle-Did she write it?
Nell-Goodness No. She's dress
maker and she made all the gowns for
the leading lady.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
True in Some Cases.

Little Willie-Say, pa, what is a
bakers dozen?
Pal believe it is thirteen ounces
to pound, my sound.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

An Insinuation.
Yes, dear, my mother always trim
med her own hats"
"ls this her photograph"
"Yes.'
Then l suppose that's the reason
the photographer took her barehead-
d."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Stunning Shirred Effect.

One of the most modish of the new
waists is shown here, and it will win
the admiration of beauty-loving wom-
en- everywhere because of it's possibili-
ties. For the slender woman the
shirred bolero effect will supply full
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Mistaken 1houqht.

7" "'~e3F~Sf1 tI1VS9tEes
Brown7How was Jones yesterday?
Smith-He seemed to be laborins
under strange delusion.
p Brown-Indeed! I thought he was
playing golf. .:.|
smith-so did Jones' Stray Stories.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
The Good Listener.

miss Gable calls him good con-
versationalist,' but he's perfect
stick; just sits and never says
word"
well, woman's idea of a good
conversationalist is man who is sat-
istled to absorb conversation
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
SElucidatina the Question.

Elucidattns the Questions.
Visiting Tourist to rural ihhabitant
Are you a native of this placer"
lnhabitant-"Am. ! what?'
Tourist - ~ Are you native?"
Inhabitants Wife (appeari4g on the
scene)-"Ain't ye got no sense, Rube?
He means, wuz We hvin' here when ye
Wuz born, or wuz ye born before ye
began Twin here e?"-Harper's Weekly.
Voice in the Night.
"Yes," said the young man who
roomed farther down the hall, my
heart cried out for you during the
hours of slumber; you must have
heard it."
II told papa that that wasn't no
cat that woke us up," replied the
sweet young thing.-Houston Post.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Chanqed.

Patience Quite change has come
over your friend, has there not?
Patrice-Why, what do you mean?
= -"she used to be a blonde, now she's
a brunette. = Yonkerss Statesman. "a
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Still Cookinu.

, The Boss So you are looking for
Job, eh? What can you do?: ~ T.
q The Applicant--Not Nothing in particu
lar; but work is not so much an OBJ
ject as good wages Stray Stories.
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

He Found It No Joke.
my DEAR" said Mrs. Henpeck, I'm
positive that our George is, thinking
seriously of matrimony."
"Well, only hope so," returned
Henpeck, with unusual spirit; Il
wouldn't want any boy of mine to be
so unfortunate as to regard it as
joke"
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12
Oblivion impossible.

= u. 0D"v1ou 5!npoSSIb1e. !
"Forget yourself. Don't you know
that often the heaviest burden we
nave is ourself?" said Mating, in an
effort to be kindly.
'"1 know it," walled Curtain. 'I know
i. But how can forget myself when
my wife telephones me every hour to
see where am?"
The Cook County herald., 1905-08-12

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T.. Oblivion Impossible. s
"Forget yourself. Don't you know
that often the heaviest burden we
have is ourself?" said Mating, in an
effort to be kindly.
,''I know it," walled Curtain. 'I know
it. But how can forget myself when
my wife telephones me every hour to
see where am?"
He Found It No Joke.
my DEAR" said Mrs. Henpeck, I'm
positive that. our George is thinking
seriously of matrimony"
"Well, l only hope so,"" returned
Henpeck, with unusual spirit; II
wouldn't want any boy of mine to be
so unfortunate as to regard it as a
joke"
An Insinuation.
"Yes, dear, my mother always trim
med her own hats
'Is this her photograph"
EYES,"
"Then I suppose that's the reason
the photographer took her barehead-
ed."-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Freedom for One Evening".
well, Emily, did you have good
time at the masked ball?"
''Oh! had the time of my life. I
had got my husband to dress up as a
knight in heavy armor, and he wasn't
able to bulge from one spot all night"
Fliegende Blaetter.
Doing Better Than the Author. !
Nell-Yes, the play is quite sue
cessful. My friend, Miss Padden, made
considerable money out of it.
Belle-Did she write it?
| Nell-Goodness! No. She's dress
maker and she made all the gowns for
the leading lady.
A Compliment Was intended.
''Why did you say in public that
your wife was regular cat? Don't
you think chat was cruel remark"
"Why, no." said Jones, surprised. II
meant it as a humorous comparison.
She is so fond of expensive rugs and
cushions"
No Chance.
Chief-Do you mean to say that you
haven't been able to get single cleW
as to the perpetrator of this crime?
Detective-Now Them newspaper
reporters is down on me and they
won't tell me anything:-Cleveland
Leader.
United for Good Society.
they'll never amount to much In
society"
II don't see why"
Their vulgarity; they actually love
| one another; the idea of divorce
would horrify them."-Houston. Tex.
| Post
No Desire to Be Too Good.
"Grandpa, do you have to be awful
good to get into heaven?"
Eyes, my boy"
@Well, I've about made up my mind
| to try the BOBBY prize. York
/ Life
Foiied Again.
"Ah, my little spitfire!" Kissed the
stage villain, II will crush you yet"
But twas not to be.
For even unto the final scene of the
last act the heroine refused to be
mashed.
ERENT.
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