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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

Here's q problem tIat comes from
Joplin, SO. Gan you figure IL out2 a
man wan q q ticket TO Ola,he and
hal only q s. bin II required So 10
get the ticket He uok The 81 bin
10 pawnshop pawned IT. for $3.50.
On his way back to the depot he met
friend 10 whom he sold the pawn
ticket FOR $3.50 That gave him s..
Now who's cut that dollar Marion
Pos.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

A mad dog scare is on in Anna and
an the CANNES have been ord red
confined for he next ten days
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

Slumber parties are Qui @ the rage
at present What's the matter with a
pajama gathering occasionally
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20
RUBBER.

TIE girl was crossing the muddy
treet
While the san looked from high.
fShe naHdl Fl hcr skirts in a manner
petite
Waile be Son looked on from nearby.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

get use the Bulletin want column.
Ii you want, the want. you want to
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

The crossings were once muddier
than they are now That was before
there were any
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

A movement is on TO establish We
ter works a. Thebes The town board
is considering such an improvement
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

Rain and snow divided slime last
night and sloppy weather is here 60
day.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

Eight arrests were made during tn
lwentyfour hours OF yesterday but
they were all small ofienses. such as
DRINKS. disorderlies and the like
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

O. f. Baldwin has been appointed
postmaster at Golden. H. to succeed
Postmaster James Mr.. Baldwin viii
assume the duties of the office March
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

Officer Fred Hofheinz went to Hot
Springs Ara, yesterday where he
was called by the Illness OF ais fam.
eT Mr. lol-n Hofheinz.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

The los on he ho,el Alexandria
which burned at Tamns a few days
ago has been adjusted the Insurance
companies paying the proprietor Mr.
oscar Tamms. $500 The policy held
by Mr.. Tamms is what Is Jermed q
three-fourths valuation policy. which
contains clause permitting the hold
er Of such policy to recover only three
fourths of the value of The property
dosir0Eed.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

Judge w n Butler left las. night
for Marion IL. to hold coart this
week judge Duncan Of Marion, viii
preside in Cairo.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

A a meeting Of the city fathers an
Thebas last week an ordinance was
passed granting a franchise 10 W r.
Brown and j. d, Mcdonald 20 main
tain and operate a steam ferry from
that place TO Gray's Point The fran
chise is for zen years and the amount
charged is SIS per year The ferry
must be in operation by April ~. 1905.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

Mr.. Glenn Butler shows much i'm.
progement. after a long siege Of in
ness and his condition is very en-.
cOuraginc
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

A man was killed yesterday on The
Big Four railroad near Grand Chain
by an extra ferigh His name could
not be learned, but he was said to be
section hand
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

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A mad DOG scare IS on IN Anna ans
@A tAe cannes nave neeA "'a
Slumbar parties are QW q the rage
at present What's the matter with a
pajama gathering occasionally?
Ter works A. Thehes. The town hoard
IS considering such an Improvement
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fhev were All small ofsspses .ncb as
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was i'ai' qua '' mas ''e'l'l' "1''.
GROWING worse says the M'. carmel
regis e.
a q meeting OF the city iatheIs an
lheoas last week an ordinance was
paSSeu granting franchise 10 NJ r.
brown ana }. d. MclEnald 10 mann
tam ana operate a steam ferry from
That place TO Gray IS Point The fran
chlse IS Tor zen years anc the amount
must be III operation by April 70, 1903.
The loss on the ho-el Alexandria
which burned at Tamms a few days
ago has been adjusted. the insurance
companies paying the proprietor. Mr..
Oscar Tamms, $500. The policy held
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20

GENERAL LOCAL NEWS

S%-t%~~%4~%~~%%~+~~~~s~~~~-
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20
We Want Your Business
DON'T FORGET
THE ST. LOUIS STORE |
80 per cent saved on

The Finest Quality at Lowest Prices 80 per
Groceries and Meats.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-20
PURELY PERSONAL

Mis- Lizzie Roby of Metropolis, IS
visiting her cousin, Mrs. j. II. More
mead. OF Twentieth stree
Mrs. James Meehan of 40l Fourth
street suffered an attack of conges-
ton Of the brain yes erday and is Sc.
riously I'D
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
Coughs, Colds and Constipation.

Few people realize when taking
cough medicines other than Foleys'
Honey and Tar, that they contain op-
iates which are constipating besides
being unsafe, particularly for chill
dren. Foley's Honey and Tar contains
no opiates, is safe and sure, and will
not constipate. Don't be imposed upon
by taking substitutes, some are dan
gerous. A kidney or bladder trouble
can always be cured by using Foley's
Kidney Cure in time.
j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
Lots For Sale.

Lots for sale" Lots-of what?
Lots of trouble, like as not;
Lots of fuss with equities"
Titles, deeds and lawyers fees;
Lots of talk with architects
Every man the job expects;
Lots of tiffs with carpenters,
Masons. plumbers, plasterers;
Lots of unexpected bills,
Little extra" pills;
Lots of city taxes due,
Gas and water, sewer too;
Lots of advertising, then
Try and try and try again;
Lots of folks with half a mind
And a dozen faults to find;
Lots of worry, pains untold,
Till the peslly thing is sold;
Lots of fine experience,
But of profit-not five cents.
''Lots for sale"-and who will buyf
Lots of people; no more /!
Puck.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
Pilgrim Joe IS
Not a Weakling
He HLicks" Two Fellow Pilgrims After
a Heated Dispute and Then
Proceeds on His Way.
copyright, 1905, by r. B. Mcclure

Copyright, 1905, by r. B. McClure.l
4 AVN passed the night in the
- enterprisin' town Of Here s
Il 4 It, wherein l sold forty bot
ties Of my Pilgrim Pain Allie
viator at the usual price of 25 cents q
bottle and thereby saved at least a
dozen people from the yawnin' grave,
got an early start for the town of
Blasted Hopes and went gayly on my
way. AS the old boss hitched to my
tintype outfit cavorted and gamboled
and the fghtin' dog under the wagon
growled and bristled I could not help
but recall the old sayin' that he who
hath much shall have a heap more.
There was the wad Of the long green
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
English inhabitants of

English inhabitants Of the Transvaal
are much worried over the increase in
the Asiatic elements in the population.
Already in Natal the Asiatics outnum-
Der the Europeans. In Natal, too, the
white retail trade has been almost
eliminated as the result Of Asiatic COM
petition.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

Travelling kitchens, which have long
been in use in the Russian army and
which did much to increase the COM
fort Of the soldiers during the long
battles Of the recent war, are now be-
ing tried in the French maneuvers,
with a view to their introduction into
the French army.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

Beautifying methods that injure
the skin and health are dangerous.
Be beautiful without discomfort by
taking HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea. Sunshlny faces follow it's use
IS cents. j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
INTERNATIONAL LIVE Stock EXPOSITION.
CHICAGO, DECEMBER 10Th to 23d.

CHICAGO, DECEMBER 18th to 23d.
In order to arrange for better
facilities in handing the large at
tendance anticipated for this great an
nual event and on account of the
inability of the builders to complete
the magnificent new ..amphitheatre on
time, 1t has been found necessary to
postpone the Exposition until the
dates above mentioned. All of the
events advertised will be held on the
days OF the week corresponding to the
dates arranged for the previous week.
All preparations are being made to
make the event one long to be re-
membered. The change in the date
will bring it at season of the year
when it will no doubt be more con-
venient for large number to attend.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

For Biliousness andESick Headache.
Take Orino Laxative Syrup. 1t sweet
ems the stomach. aids digestion and
acts as gentle stimulant on the liver
and bowels without irritating these or
gans. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
cures biliousness and habitual consti-
patton. Does not nauseate or grippe
and is mild and is pleasant TO take.
Remember the name ORINo and refuse
to accept a substitute.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

The heat developed by the firing Of
heavy guns is remarkable. During
some recent tests gun that had been
fired seventy-five times, melted solder
placed upon the chase, while another
was hot enough to soften lead, in
dicating a temperature Of 600 degrees
Fahrenheit.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
Scored One Triumph.

Old Hunks was naying his gas bill,
which amounted to $2.65.
''It's only about half what I thought
it would be-" he said. II guess your
inspector must have made mistake
swell, if that's So" the cashier an
swered, well even it up with you
next month"
"NOt much!" chuckled old Hunks,
"Not with me. I've sold the place.
Chicago Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

At Acton, England, it was officially
stated that the nurses at the public
hospital were afraid to enter some of
the rooms on account of the rats and
that "the rodents terrified the patients
at night by sitting on their BEDS"
The matter was referred to a commit
tee with power to act"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
Report from the Reformsscbool

j. G. Gluck, Superintendent, Prun-
tytown, w. Va, writes: after trying
all other advertised cough medicines
we have decided to use Foley's Honey
and Tar EXCLUSIVELY in the West Virgin
la Reform School. l find it the most
effective and absolutely harmless"
j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
A Timely Topic .

At this season Of coughs and colds it
is well to know that Foley's Honey and
Tar is the greatest throat and lung
remedy. 1t cures quickly and prevents
serious results from cold.
j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
is simply liquid electricity. 1t goes
to every part of your body, bring
ing new blood, strength and new
vlgor. 1t makes you we'll and keeps
you we'll. 35 cents. J. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
Boys life saved from Membr'nous Crou

"My little boy had severe attack of
membranous Group, and only got re-
lief after taking Foley's Honey and
Tar" says G. w. Lynch, prominent
citizen of Winchester Ind. "He got
relief after one dose and I feel thai it
saved the life of my boy, Don't be
imposed upon by substitutes offered
for Foley's Honey and Tar.
j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

Clear thinking, decisive action,
vim and vigor of body and mind
the sparkle of like, comes to all who
use HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
IS cents, Tea or Tablets.
j. T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

Very low excursion rates to Inter
national Live Stock exposition, Chi
cago. Excursion tickets will be sold
Dec. Is to 10, inclusive, limited to re-
turn until Dec. "a, inclusive. Apply to
agents Chicago & Northwestern R'y.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

Deati- from peritonitis, due to Excess
sive taking Of pills, was stated to be
the cause Of woman's death at a
Bristol Eng.) inquest.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

Sarath Kumar Ghosh, the East In
dian author, is expected to come to
this country next season ON lecture
tour.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09
new LIVERY STABLE.

The Northwestern Livery,
Feed and Boarding Stable.
A share of your patronage is
solicited. North side of the
Grand Central Block. Union
phone Ill.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-12-09

HOMESEEKERS' EXCURSION tick
cts on sale at Potosi good over the
Burlington route every Tuesday at
one fare plus So for the round trip,
good for q days to points west, south
west and northwest.
67tf ?. H. RosER, Agt.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09

The first steps of a profitable ad-
vertising scheme for Umatilla county.
were taken Tuesday night when
President Borie, of the Commercial
association, promised to appoint a
committee to arrange a case at the
o. r. q n. depot. in which a compre-
hensive exhibit of Umatilla county
resources are to be displayed. Humid
reds Of truth-hungry tourists would
carry away memories of such an ex-
hibit that would develop into set
tiers. homeseekers and investors for
the county. later The matter can
not be carried into execution too
for the good of the county
The excursion rates go into effect
February 10 and the rush will start
a few days later.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09
THE ENGINES SONG.

! Through city and forest and field and
glen
l rush with the roaring train;
My strength is the strength of a
thousand men.
My brain is my masters brain.
l borrow the senses of him within
Who watches the cleaning line;
His pulses / feel through my frame of
steel,
His courage and will are mine.
hear, as | swerve on the upland
curve,
The echoing hills rejoice
To answer the knell of my brazen
bell,
The laugh of my giant voice
And. white in the glare of the golden
ray,
Or red in the furnace-light,
My smoke is a pillar of cloud by day,
pillar of flame by night.
Arthur Guiterman.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09

( The Review of Reviews for Feb
airy advocates the abolition of the
tariff on Canadian lumber and wood
pulp in order TO alleviate the suffer
ing caused in the United States by
high prices of lumber and also To re-
lieve the eXtortionate price of com
mon newspaper The high price of
paper in the United States is due
largely to the decreasing supply of
wood pulp, while in Canada are mil
lions of acres of spruce trees decay
ing and yielding no benefits to hu-
manity. American consumers should
be. allowed to use these Canadian for
ests. The tariff that stands in the
way. is enriching American trusts at
the expense of American consumers.
1t is the acme of folly to maintain
this prohibitive duty on products that
are needed in this country and which
are found in abundance just across
the Canadian border The price of
newspaper is advancing so rapidly
that publishers must increase the
prices or go out of business, while
millions of acres of pulp timber is
rotting on Canadian mountains. await
ing a deliverer
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09
STEPS TO THE REVOLUTION.

Alexander II emancipates $4,000
900 serfs in 1861.
Mobiles vainly petition for repre-
sentative government: 1861 and 1866.
Reactionary policy of centraIiza-
tion. religious intolerance and tyran-
ny developed after Polish revolt,
1S63-64.
Nihilistic revolutionary plots and
murderous attempts on the life of
the car and high officials; 1871
1882.
Emperor Alexander II murdered
by revolutionists; 1881.
Revolutionary plots. outbreaks and
murders: 1885 and 1887.
Nihilist outrages. student riots,
Jews prosecuted; 1890.
Finland Russianized and despoiled
of liberties; 1899 to 1904.
Student demonstrations of revolu-
tionary nature; 1S9e-1901.
Bloody agrarian outbreaks and in
dustrial strikes and riots in towns;
1902.
Minister of the Interior Sipiagin
1907.
Revolutionary demonstrations In
many leading cities; 1902.
Famine and Industrial distress
breed discomfort and desperation;
1901-1902.
Disastrous war with Japan under
mines imperial prestige and aug
ments unrest: 1904.
Gov. Gen. Bobrikoff. Finland. and
Minister of the Interior Won Plehve
1904.
Zemstvos meet in st. Petersburg.
favored by Prince sviatopolk- Mirsky:
November, 1904.
Riotous strikes follow mutinous
demonstrations by reservists called
into service; November, 1904, and
January, 1905.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09

While Mayor George II. Williams
aud Chief Of Police Hunt, of Port
land. wink at the unspeakable vices
of Portland, take toll from il and al
low it to spread, plain. bluff. honest
Tom Word takes the law in his own
hands and routs the leeches from
their dens, 1t is new blood at work
in Portland's sordid veins. 1t is new
life coursing through the mortifying
social body. 1t is new vim vitaliz-
ing the old city. The same is true of
other oregon cities. Baker and Union
counties are now closed tight an
Sundays, Sheriffs Brown and Pen
nington. of those counties. laughed at
the assurance of the cowardly city
governments. that II was useless to
attempt such Il thing. Without noise
or ostentation. back doors, front
doors, side doors and cellar doors,
We're closed on Sundays in Baker and
Union counties. 1t was IL simple
thing, with one determined man back
of it. And now the saloon men are
glad it is so. They spend one day
and night at home with their families
away from the distractions of their
business. They lock up willingly on
night and stay away until /
morning.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09
INCoRRIGBLEs ARE BARRED.

President Roosevelt has opened a
kindergarten for disowned island
governments. runaway republics.
scapegoat insurrectionists and all the
nondescript rag-tag and bob-tail frag-
ments of civilization and savagery in
every quarter of the world.
The last saucy ncorrigible to be
taken under the protecting wing is
San Domingo. whose affairs the
United States will now direct and
whose upr1sings she will soothe until
further orders.
Nobody else in the world has been
able TO make a decent government
of san Domingo. For this reason
the experiment will be fascinating to
Mr. Roosevelt He will watch the in
cubation of good government and or
der in that nest Of Kissing revolution
ists with more than ordinary inter-
ast.
but san Domingo is the limit Let
us close the doors of the kindergarten
TO other incorrigibles. Let us take
the kinks out of Panama and San
Domingo and the Sultan of Sulu and
she Tagalogs and the Igorrotes before
we add more hapless orphans to the
Roosevelt reformatory
The old hen can only cover a given
number of chicks with her motherly
wings. The limit is now reached.
If any more are added. their naked
ness will be exposed for the very
good reason that the old hen has
spread herself to the limit.
Just little intensive farming"
as the agricultural college professors
say. is now in order Just little
trimming down and cutting to fit.
among the misfit orphans now under
the great American roof, should be
attended to. before other dog-eating.
defiant swarms of savages are gath
cred into the fold.
The multiplying negroes at home,
the prolific Filipinos on 5000 islands
in the Orient, the canal zone and its
ever increasing intricacies, and now
San Domingo, with its essence of 500 /
revolutions boiled down for one dose
for the United States-these pressing |
problems are world wide in their |
ramifications and demand more grey |
matter, in their solution, than has
ever yet been found in one Uranium.
The United States is able to cope
with gigantic things. But the gov !
ernment must assimilate some of
these things before swallowing others
equally as large.
II is an easy matter to contract
trouble. but it is another thing to
meet 1t gracefully and dispose of it
without loss of dignity or cuticie.
Before admitting any more incor-
rigibles to the American reformatory.
let us tame the undiscovered races I'm
the Philippines, Americanize the ca
nal zone and dig the canal. take |
naughty San Domingo by the two
shoulders and thrust her down upon
her seat so rudely that she will see /,
stars, batter out the rough edges of
the Hawaiian constitution. brush J
away the befogging clouds of the ne
gro problem, and kick the trusts out ,
of American business circlesl J
After that, we can take up some
thing else. But let us clean up the
jobs now on our hands.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09

So great is the need of railroads in
Louisiana that AN amendment to the
state constitution has been proposed
by which all railroads built within
that state for the next five years.
would be exempt from all taxation.
This is equal to a state subsidy. and
should stimulate railroad building. il
there is any possible prospect for
future traffic. Louisiana is both
blessed and handicapped by the Mis-
sissippi river, upon which the traf-
fic of the state is carried so cheaply
that railroads cannot exist, parallel
with that stream
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09
.................

! know not where lies Eden Z
land: 4
l only know tits like unto Z
Gods kingdom, ever right at q
hand Z
Ever right here in reach of q
you. q
Put forth thy hand. or great or .
small, .
In storm or sun, by sea or .
wood, Q
. And say, as God has said OF all. .
Behold, it all is amply good .
. l know not where lies Eden .
land o
. only say put forth thy hand! .
joaquin Miller. .
. = 4 =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-09
OIL FOR THE BODY

You can't lose an atom
without feeling it. The body
is iike an engine. a watch,
a machine; must be kept in
good order to run right.
That's the reason SCOTS
Emulsion is so successful in
all wasting diseases. Itfeeds,
nourishes and strengthens
when ordinary food won't.
Doctors say SCOTS Emul-
sion is the best nourishment
for those who are not as well
as they should be-young or
old.
Wen send you sample free upon request.
SCOTT & BOVINE .oo Pearl Street Nenr york