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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
MacaronI Wheat.

Salzer's strain of this Wheat is the kind
winch laughs at droughts and the ele
ments and positively mocks Black Rust,
that terrible scorchi
It's sure of yielding 80 bushels of finest
wheat the sun shines on per acre on good
H., Ia, Mich, Wis, o., Pa, No.. Neb,
lands and 40 to 60 bushels on arid lands!
No rust, no insects, no failure. CatalOs
tells all about it.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
An Apprehension.

suppose you are pleased that
your daughter is to marry so distin-
guished European nobleman."
Well" answered Mr.. Cumrox, 81
don't know. When my great-grand-
children look at my picture l don't
suppose they will ever forgive me for
not wearing big feather on my hat
or tin waistcoat SO as to look like
regular ancestor Washington Star.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
DAYS OF BLUE LAWS
EXCHANGING KISSES LOOKED ON
AS HEINOUS CRIME.
judicial Records of the Colony of New
Haven Make Interesting Reading In
These Days of More Liberal Views
Cuprits Heavily Fined.

In the judicial records of the colony
of New Haven, now the state of Con-
necticut, the following entry, made
| in the court of the governor of the
colony, appears regarding a fragrant
! breach of the peace committed May /,
1860: Sarah futile went to Mistress
Murline's house for some thread and
| Mistress Murine bid her go to her
daughters in the other room. Where
upon her son, Jacob Murine, came in.
and took up or took away Sarah's
gloves. She desired him to give her
the said gloves, which he answered he
would do so if she would give him a
kysse. Upon which they sat down to-
gether, his arm being around her
waste and her arm upon his shoulder
or about his necke, and he kissed her
and she KISSED him or they kissed
one another for about the space of half
in court affirmed to be so.
Jacob was asked what he had to
say to these things, to which he an
swered that he thought that Sarah had
with intent let fall her gloves when
ne came into the room and that he
tooke them up and told her he would
give her them if so be that she would
kysse him. But Sarah hereupon tes-
tilted that she did not let her gloees
fall with intent Further said Jacob
that he tooke her by the hand and
they both sat down upon a chest, but
whether he KISSED her or she kissed
him he knows not, for he never
though of it since until Mr.. Raymond
spoke to him at Mannatos and told
that he had not layde it to heart as he
ought. But hereupon testified Sarah
that she did not kysse him, but being
questioned would say not as to Wheth-
er he had kissed her or no.
"Mr. futile testified that Jacob had
endeavored to steal away his daugh-
ter's affections. But hereupon Sarah
testified that he had not so stolen her
said affections. The governor told
Sarah that her misdeed is the great
est; that virgin should be so bold
IN the presence of others to carry it
as she had done; for though that part
OF the KISSING is denied, yet much is
proved. Sarah protested that she was
sorry that she had carried it SO sim
fully and foolishly, which she saw to
be hateful. She hoped that God would
help her to carry it better for time
TO come. The governor also told
Jacob that his carriage hath been very
evil and sinful and to make such a
light matter of it as not to think of
it doth greatly aggravate.
"Whereupon the court declared that |
we have heard in the publique minis
Try that it is thing to be lamented |
hat young people should so miscon-
1uct themselves. AS for Sarah, her
nisdeeds are very great that she
should carry it in such an uncivil, i'm
modest manner as hath been proven.
And for Jacob, his carriage hath been
'ery corrupt and sinful, such as brings
eproach upon his family and place.
The sentence therefore concerning
hem is that they shall pay either of
hem fine of 20 shillings to the
OlOny"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Dealing with Burnlno ou

10 extlnguish burning oil do ~,
throw water on the flames, for u r ~,
only spread them by causing Tho ~" ~,
10 noat. The right plan is IN th- W
on hour, earth or sand. Any Of 49,.
Things will soak, up the oil-genora u''
paTaf1n from an overturned lamn LAM
and quickly extinguish the fra
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Tobacco and Deafness.

Tobacco has been discovered n
have selective action upon thu an.
d1tory nerve. Moderation in the No.
or the drug, and avoiding it altogetb.
er where deafness has already begun
or where there is family history Of
such troubles, is advisable.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Handing Him an Excuse.

Wont you join us?" she inquired
of the man who had come up to the
table where highballs and cocktails
were being served.
He sat down and shook his head.
mo, I'm on the water wagon now"
Don't you," she asked, looking up
at him archly, lever get OF to pick
up the whip?"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
TEA

Good tea doesn't have 70
be fine; if fine, all the better.
There is but one degree o.
goodness; there are twenty
Of ineness.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

Mike-Shure, Bridget, an yez don't
name to say that Pat has lost his job
again?
Bridget-That's roight; he won't
stick to inything.
Mike-Is that so?
Bridget-Thats so; he can't even
wear porous plaster.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

TIdu 10 TWP t'Ic CSHU -"uys
The following note of excuse was
received by New York teacher the
other day:
Dear Teacher: Please excuse
Emma for having been absent yester'
day, as I had to take her with me to
help an old lady who died and had
mo one to do her work.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

JUST SEND loo AND THIS NOTICE
to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and they will send you free sample
OF this Wheat and other farm seeds, TO-
gether with their great catalog,. woT fl
$l00.OO to any wide-awake farmer. lW.N.UJ
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
The Cornerstone.

The cornerstone in Truth is laid;
The guardian walls of Honor made;
The roof of Faith is built above
The fire upon the hearth is Love.
Tho rains descend and cloud winds call
This happy house shall never fall
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
AduIteratIon Unlimited.

A -four recently purchased ..
Portugal proved on analysis to CONF
53 per cent of kaoIin or china ol. -,
while the remainder was m~
ground rice husks and finely powoe'''
sawdustl
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Wanted to Have Coffin p.,s..

Marion Pierson of Shasta county. Cal.
norma, drove fifty-six miles from his
ranch to. town to buy a coffin for his
rather. The old man was not dead
when he started, but he expected tn
ind him dead on his return.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Duck Is Natural s,,r

"A hunter who lives at Kustr a, :
many shot and wounded a wi,a ~ Ger
when he came across it, afta mu duck.
search ne found that it had tri.s long
stay the flow of blood under 49, uied to
by stuff1ng in a number of pros ne wing
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Where Inventor Got Idea.

1t was from watching his wife lol0
up pair Of stockings that the Id
ventor of the modern india rubber 10
bacco pouch first got his idea.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
Dukes Picture Gallery

The Duke of Portland's picture gal.
lery is 236 feet long and covers more
than a quarter Of an acre. It is the
finest private gallery in the world.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
TEA

Is tea generally so badi
It is rather uncertain gen
orally, there is no difficulty in
getting it good.
In every package OF sohillins's Bsss roa 10
sesklst: How To Make Good Tea
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

TO CURE A COID TN -
TAKE Lsxative Bromo Quinine TabstEs DAY
Groye sne money If It fails to CURE drus
A'uie 10 on each box. 25c. L. v.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30
The Two AGES of Woman.

The Two Ages of Woman.
Blobbs-Shakespear told us about
the seven ages of man, but he didn't
say anything about the two ages Of
woman.
Slobbs and what are the two ages
of woman?
Blobbs-The age she says she Is
and her real age.
The Man That Threw the Brick.
Hogan-"Oi've found the man thot
hit me wild the brick"
Grogan-"Are yez goin' to gil
even?"
Hogan-"Oi'am not. Twas all Q
mistake. The man was only doin' his
jooty. He mistook me for tax col
lector."
The Latest Thing.
els this dictionary absolutely up to
date?"
''Oh, absolutely, madam. The an
pendix comes separately"
Progress.
Aunt Fanny-"And how Is the new
baby getting along?"
Johnny-"Fine. He's learning to
rubberneck."
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

cured me Of Brisht Heeinnsdys Favorite Rsu
lAied. Mrs. e. p Miner. Burgh q. ALE phy,icisa.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-03-30

signature sss's 'ss Of &WZzzM
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
Tonic to The System.

For liver toubles and constipation there
is nothing better than De Wits Little
Early Risers, the famous little Pills.
They do not weaken the stomach.
Their action upon the system is mild,
pleasant and harmless. Rob Moore, of
La Fayette. Ind. says, "No use talk
ing, De Wits Little Early Risers do
the work. All other pills have used
grippe and make me sick in the stomach
andnever cured me. De Wits Little
Early Risers proved to be the loug
sought relief. They are simply perfect. .
Persons travelling find Little Early Ris-
els the most reliable remedy to carry
with them. Sold by
RUDOLPH KNAUL
CASSADAY & Co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18

We are glad to note that Mrs 3. o.
Theim is able to be about after an at
tack OF the grip.
Mr.. Guy Campbell, the bright son OF
T. j. Campbell of Manila. is one OF
the students ut Denison cuflege this
winter.
Mr.. John G. Moeller one of the popu-
lar and we'll to do farmers of Otter
Creek township spent Saturday in Den
ison and renewed his allegiance to,
THE REVIEW.
One of the numerous trials of the
rural mail carrier these cold days is to
put his hand into mail box to take up
letter to post and find IN the bottom
of the box couple of elusive pennies
for the stamp. The carrier is obliged
to remove his glove and get his hand
frozen fishing for coppers IN addition
to losing valuable time. just let the
farmer who makes practice of buy
ing his stamps in this way try the ex-
pertinent of hunting for pennies in q
mail box with cold hand and if he has
any of the milk of human kindness in
him he will buy his stamps in quantity
! and keep few on hand. By doing so
he will assist in making the rural mail
service better and at the same time
have the satisfaction of knowing that
he is giving the carrier square deal.
The Red Oak Express.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
Public Sale.

Inc undersigned will sell at Public
auction on the J. M. Campbell farm,
IN ser. Ioourlch township, 81 miles,
northwest Of Denison, and Al miles
southwest of Deloit on
WEDNESDAY. JAN. %, 1905.
at 10 a. No., the following property:
One brown mare, weight 400: ape
years old; one pair last spring colts.
both halter broke.
Ten cows, steers coming 3 yrs.
steers coming 2 yrs, ID heifers,
calves,
% head of fat shoats. Four dozen
chickens.
Three-horse disc, Deering, mower
nearly new, new Laddie hay rake, Hay
worth corn planter with so rods of
Wire 3-section iron harrow, tongue
less cultivator, 14-inch stubble pillow.
2-hole corn shelter 2-horse power. Mo-
line wagon, half platform wagon, top
buggy, Empire cream separator, hay
rack, harness, single harness, West
ern washing machine and ringer,
Stewart Oak heater, kerosene oil stove,
force pump, household goods and other
articles 900 numerous to mention
FREE LUNCH SERVED AT NOON
Terms: All sums of $40 90 and under,
cash: on sums over this amount cred
it OF one years time will be given on
approved notes bearing per cent in
tereSt.
ALBERT CAMPBELL,
w r MICA HREN Auet
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18

Mr.. NJ. Smith OF Sioux City, former
recorder OF this county. showed that he
was one Of the friends who remember
ed5 by EenuTngg unequ rot n IS 7syJu=
scription.
In this issue we publish the state
ment of the First National Bank fer
January IL, 1905, as required by the
Comptroller of Currency. AS will be
seen, the assets of this Bank aggregate
nearly s700,000.00. 1t is splendid
showing and Denison can we'll be
proud of this institution.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18

Miss Barber is the guest of her
brother A. F. Barber.
Mr.. Dillon was the guest of Miss
Blanche Gable on Wednesday.
Mrs. E. G, Laub has been under the
weather the past week with the grip.
The D. A. R. Chapter will give their
magazine The American to the reading
room.
Mrs. S. E. Hillebrant has given the
library very interesting book, called
Fifty Years and Beyond,
Mrs. Mary McKane-Lawlero of Breda,
is visiting her mother and numerous
friends in the city this week.
Mrs. Ward Matthews and daughter
Marie were the guests of Mrs. Mahony
on Wednesday remaining until Friday.
Mr.. J. w. Miller has presented the
library with six books devoted to
Christian Science and written by Mrs.
Eddy.
In behalf of Mr.. Tucker as we'll as
ourselves we acknowledge with thanks
the many kindly notices contained in
our exchanges this week.
George Daneilson has gone to Her,
monsville, Wis. where his brother
Victor is. A bob-load OF young people
went as far as Arion with him. George
will be greatly missed by all his friends
The Friday club had an interesting
meeting on Switzerland. Miss Gil
mor's paper was read by Miss Agnes
King and Miss Goodrich also had a
paper. Miss Grace Van Ness favored
the guests with two solos
John Branagan, father of w. /. Bran
agan, editor of the Emmettsburg Dem
ocrat, and candidate for Congress
against Judge Conner, died at Mercy
hospital last week, aged 81 years. De-
ceased was one of lowa's best known
pioneers.
On Thursday while the Coffee Club
made merry at the home of Mrs, j. B.
Romans the Coterie was having just as
| fine time with their charming hoste; s
Mrs. Patterson. Mrs. Patterson had
as guests Mrs. Perkins of Seattle, Mrs.
Bartholomew of Chicago, and Mrs.
Kuehnle. The guests had their work
and had very nice afternoon visit
together Mrs. Patterson served
elegant two course refreshments.
A jolly crowd of young people took
advantage of the moonlight night and
the;fne sleighing and went to the Pat'k
Hassett home in East Boyer town,
ship on last Saturday evening. Mr.
E. -Erler accompanied the crowd
and added greatly to the pleasure OF
the evening with his graphophone.
Dainty refreshments were served and
at late the guests departed, pronounc
ing Mr.. Hassett and his sisters as royal
entertainers.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18

On Thursday afternoon the coffee
club had very pleasant meeting at
the home of Mrs. j. B. Romans.
Mesdames Griswell, Lewis, Romans,
SERVER, Woolston and Gulick were the
invited guests, Mrs. Bamford enter
tanned the guests by singing a ballad
ana Mrs. Romans favored her guests
with reading. The table delighted
both the eye and the palate. The
Coffee Club is not superstitious but
they don't like to sit thirteen at table
any better than the rest of US so Miss
Laub came to their aid.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
BUTTER STATISTICS.

According to the statistics iof the
State Dairy Commissioner Crawford
county manufactured and shipped
l, 04l $50 pounds of butter last year.
AT 20 cents a pound the value of the
product would be s2Os. 1856, very tidy
sum. These figures do not include the
large amount of butter made and cor
sumed in the county. but as much of
the butter shipped from here is made
from cream produced in other coun-
ties, the above figures perhaps fairly
represent the total butter production
ofthe county. Notwithstanding this
good showing Crawford stands third
of the way down the list of counties.
The total butter shipments from Iowa
were over ninetY-one million pounGs
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18

A salve that heals without scar is
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve No rem
edy effects such speedy relief 1t draws
out Inflammation, soothes, cools and
heals all cuts, burns and bruises. A
sure cure for Piles and skin diseases.
De Wits is the only genuine Witch
Hazel Salve. Beware of counterfeits.
they are dangerous. Sold by
RUDOLPH KNAUL
CATSADAYt& Co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
LIBRARY NOTES.
New Alpahbet Of Biography

(New Alpahbet OF Biography
A Agassiz
B Bismark-Booth
G Carnegie
d Dickens
3 Eliot George
F Frocbel
G Gladstone
81 Hamilton, Hoar
Irving
] Jefferson
K Keller, Kirkwood
L Lincoln, Lowell
M Metternlch
N Newman
P Pornell
R Riis, Ruskin
S Savonarola, Stevenson
T Tolstoi
V Van Buren,
w Washington, Wesley
These are very few culled from the
choice biography selected in the last
purchase of books.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
NOTICE IN PROBATE.
STATE OF IOWA
Crawford County d

Crawford County So
In the matter of the estate of Mary ] .
French, late of Crawford County, deneased.
Notice of appointment of administrators
To Whom 1t May Concern:
You are hereby notified that on the 4th day
of January, 1905, the undersigned was duly
appointed Administrator of the above entlt-
led estate. and all creditors of said estate are
Clerk of the District Court, in and for Craw-
ford County, Iowa, within one year from the
date OF this notice, according to law, and
the said court, or stand forever barred there
from.
Dated Janua ry 4th, 1905
III. GARRISON, Atty. tor A dnlcN' si i.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18

The Denison Orchestra will give a
dance on Friday night for the benefit
of Miss Nellie Rutledge, who has been
the skillful accompanies this winter.
The music will be by the full orchestra
and will be something fine.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
Miss Ruth
visiting at t
this week. /
o.. will meet FL 81 at
lie club room.

n
Mr.. Geo. PIE MSEanry Is guest of
saNNsN1 oxa Irs. W. w. jackson.
AUNT, nee loss.A dale. the specialist
er. Stock and Nssagain. Tuesday Jan. 81.
Denison Pumps al Whist club will meet with
The Socithis wetrs. Kelly Thursday night.
I. and M Chris ( Mrs. Emory Miller gave an
DR.. and one of nner party on Friday night.
egant dison Monadren of Mrs. John Sievers
The chit gooa. E-utfering with la grippe the
we been S>c0wnsl
Ist week plson nrsday night the pupils of Miss
On Thurs reporteoom and Miss Austin had a
ustin's ruth Omsleighride
lry jolly y case oatrice Kirkup leaves Satur-
Miss Bes. G. E. months visit with friends in
II for Mrs. Eli Des Moines.
we andlg on Del. Garrison has spent a num-
u T. Jlare glaob in South Dakota where he
i daysend Mr.. business trip.
on alth afteiT. Perkins of Seattle, is ex.
w. lemy, TN Denison enroute from the
/ ipBlseper week. Mrs. Perkins will re-
in Noattle with her husband
Dixon has osnd, Ed Wright of Boyer
'acate1 by made THE REVIEW pleas.
wnship. N Friday. He had just re-
Mrs. r. IN Chicago stock trip.
omans Will hday evening Prof and Mrs,
large parhpeated their successful din
lmentary TO of Saturday night The
q oner. q varv deliphtfnl evening
IS. g. had very pleasan,
5ing on Friday night. Miss
~ T.tholmew had charge of the
and Miss lone Romans the
VBoth we're delightful of then
eHILDREbper at the home of Mrs
lis q great success In spite
,corcII 4 weather there was good
m le. A candy table In charge
A t style. VAS good and we'll served
IVY - Il made about twenty-five dol
y ROWN
Irimnas to be the province OF the
raid, refs, even the best of it, to in
n -Scandal The more unsavory
b eAiN A1a al, the louder the headlines
W SolorS lad sometimes that we run
M aetal buteekly and are not obliged i,
81 low. our sense of decency to sus
\ MELTON fsputatlon Tor news.
Oxfordsrday evening. Prof. and Mrs
rice $7.eve gem of dinner to Mr.
FIToN 1luehnle. Mr.. and Mrs. Voss
p-a lrs Kirkup. Mr.. and Mrs
velvet 49, pasas nana 80 b.,. .a,s,,
5o-noy rha ,,aoa ~ "a Nd !,
8 - . ;' S. ''' Is
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
THE ROOSTER IS A FINE
BARRED PLYMOUTH ROCK

FINE

large bird--Well feathered. Poul-
try judges say he is as fine young
rooster as they have ever seen. tits
a shame to kill him, but he dies in the
iAterest of the press so it is all right.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-18
Speedy Relief.

w. j. McAHREN, Auct. 3
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-06-30
II Paws to Advertise.

When James Gordon Bennett the
elder was editor of the Herald, Rob-
ert Bonner, publisher of the New York
Ledger, was struggling to build up its
circulation. and decided to try little
advertising. He wrote an announce
ment consisting of eight words: Read
Mrs. Southworth's New Story in the
Ledger" and sent 1t to the Herald
marked for ''one line" Mr. Bonner's
handwriting was so bad that the
words were read in the Herald Office
as lone page" Accordingly the line
was set up and repeated so as to &C.
cupy one entire page. Mr.. Bonner
was thunderstruck the next morning.
He had not to his name money enough
In the bank to pay the bill He rushed
excitedly over to the Herald office,
but was too late to do any good.
In short time the results of the
page announcement began to be felt
Orders for the Ledger poured in until
the entire edition was exhausted and
another one was printed. The sue
cess of the Ledger was then estab.
lished. Ever after that time Mr.. Bon.
ner was an ardent believer in adver.
Using and liberal purchaser of space.
Modern Advertising.