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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-17

Perhaps it is not etched enough; send 1t to the Gawk ErgravIng Co. Peoples phone 276.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-17
ADJUSTMENTS
AT THE JEFFERSON.
AT THE BlJOU.

Saturday afternoon and night - Shepards moving pictures.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-17
PURITY IN LIQUORS.

". r. LEHMAN.
 Official in charge.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29

WANTED-You to list your property
for sale or rent with M. l.. Copeland.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
LAURENS, S. c., Mar. 70, 1905.
Worthy Of Promotion.

Newspaper commentator may be of
some value to a candidate for political
office but has no influence upon corpora
lions in choosing their officials. Gen
orally, a newspaper cheapens itself by
Expressing opinions as to such matters.
We observe in The Florence Times
that Superintendent A. w. Anderson of
the Charleston & Western Carolina may
be appointed general superintendent of
the Atlantic Coast Line to succeed Su-
perintendent Royal who has been made
general manager. Because he is a Lau-
rens man, we 60 out of the way to dis
cuss the subject, though it is none of
our business.
We are sure that if Mr.. Anderson
should be promoted to this important
position everybody in Laurens would be
pleased.
We have all known Mr.. Anderson
his childhood and his home people
are proud of the advancement which
he has on-wo in spite of obstacles
and by sheer force of courage, brains
and integrity.
Whatever prosperity the Charles
ton & Western Carolina Railway
has enjoyed since it went into the
hands of a receiver, Mr.. Anderson hav-
ing been appointed Superintendent by
the receiver, ihas been chiefly due to
his ability and to the friendship which
hn nnf,,n,nrIAl Co.. - - 49,, --.l 4
the State.
The appointment of Mr.. Anderson by
the Atlantic Coast Line 20 this higher
position would be extremely popular
throughout South Carolina and wher-
everhe is known. 1t is our hope that
it may be made.
Since the above was put in type we
learn that Mr.. Anderson has received
the appointment.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
A North Dakota Appeal.

The eloquent and moving extract be-
low is clipped from the Marine Jour
nal. The mercury in North Dakota
drops to 20 or 40 below zero in winter
and there it stays.
There are some few readers of The
ADVERTISER to whom this clipping
ought to be of stimulating interest.
True, summer approaches but in this
garden of Eden an umbrella may be a
necessity. Here is what the Marine
Journal copies from a Leading" North
Dakota newspaper:
ut is reported that one of the fas-
tidious newly-married ladies of this
town kneads bread with her gloves on.
This incident may be somewhat pc
culiar-but there are others!
"The editor Of this paper needs
bread with his shoes on; he needs bread
with his shirt on; he needs bread with
his pants; and unless some Of the de,
linquent subscribers to this Old Rag of
Freedom pony up before long, he will
need bread without a damn thing on,
and North Dakota is no Garden of Eden
in the winter time"
The Journal comments:
THE foregoing was sent us by
Charles A.. Moore, president of the
Protective Tariff League and proprie-
tor of the big machinery house of Man
ming Maxwell & Moore, with the fol
lowing query:
"Norton, can you think out a strong
er plea to persuade your subscribers to
pay up?"
eve must acknowledge that we can
not, as this is far above our ability in
language or expression"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
Tie Advertiser prophesies.

If the Hon. H. H. Evans prosecutes
the Barnwell Sentinel for criminal
libel the case will never come to trial.
The Sentinel's remarks about the Hon.
HI. III. Evans, Ex-Mayor of Laurens
and Newberry, probably do not consti-
tute clearly ground for a criminal libel
prosecution.
The case for criminal libel will not
be tried. We shall be surprised if it
be brought.
Moreover, if the Hon. H. H. Evans
sues for damages in a civil action, the
case will not reach the jury. If it
should go to a jury, the verdict will be
for the Defendant.
No suit whatever will be seriously
pressed against the Barnwell Sentinel
by the Hon. H. H. Evans.
In the town of Manning a number of
bankers and prominent citizens signed
a petition of a negro who said he was
applying for a position as a porter in
the Legislature. Later it was rumored
that he was an applicant for the post
mastership. Then it was remembered
that the petition did not state what Of
flee the negro would ask for, that its
wording was general and might be con-
strued as q recommendation for any
thing from official shoe-shiner to secre-
tary of the navy.
The signers of the petition have been
at some trouble to explain. The negro
has, after all, not applied for the post
mastership but the men who endorsed
him without reading the endorsement
they signed, it is hoped, have learned
something by their experience.
The differences between a certain
former lay delegate to the Episcopal
Triennial Convention and the Bishop of
New York may cause a divorce on the
ground of incompatibility.
One of the successful attractions of
the st. Louis Exposition decided to
tour the country and reached Atlanta
last week. The Constitution thus an
%nounces it's appearance:
"With the arrival of the Boer wal
company yesterday, Atlanta again be-
came one of those cosmopolitan cen
tres generally found in the great cities
of the old world"
That settles it It's now as clear as
mud. Rustics across the river, have
often been puzzled to place her but she
has come again into the possession of
her very own. Everything on this side
"the pond" has long been outclassed.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
U AND GROW FAT.

Under this standing head we intend
to publish each week some of the work
of the fun-makers all over the country.
There is enough of sorrow and sadness
that has to go in. We would bring out
the bright side and if the readers of
The ADVERTISER will send us any clip
pings that have dispelled q frown for
them we will appreciate it and pass it
on to others, for you. Clip them from
any source but indicate their origin in
order that we may give proper credit.
Send prose or verse. Spice and variety
is what we want. (EdIToR ADvER.
TIsER.)
WHEY N THE MATCH.
When WHEY tries to light a match,
IT'S jolly worth your while
To happen to be somewhere near
But don't you dare to smile.
She clutches that poor little waif
With grip of FURNISHED steel,
Then dances round, and round, and
round,
Upon her slippered heel.
Ihen her teeth shut tight and close
And gives her eyes a squirt
Along that waiting, fragile stick
AS if the deuce were int.
She strikes it first upon the box,
Then on the kitchen floor;
Then pirouettes across the room
And tries the cellar door.
The parlor stove is next in line,
And then she tries her shoe,
Then whispers something meath her
breath;
And the game is up to you.
You light, of course, the lucifer
With soul-inspiring swing.
Then wiley sweetly smiles and says,
Men are such stupid things"
New York Sun.
A small boy leased his father for a
watch till he was forbidden to mention
the matter again. AT family prayers
next morning, when asked for his Scrip
ture verse the youngster repeated:
What say unto you, l say unto all
watch Chatauqua Herald.
ANXIOUS WIFE. -"They say but one
man in a hundred afflicted with this dis
ease eve recovers."
Doctor. Take courage, madam.
Your husband is the hundredth patient
of this kind which | have had under my
care, and the other ninety-nine are all
dead"
BILL NYE Cow ADVERTISEMENT.
Bill Nye, the humorist, once had a
COW to sell, the story goes, and adver-
tised her as follows: "Owing to my ill
health, / will sell at my residence, in
township 10, range Is, according to the
government survey, one plush raspberry
cow, aged 8 years. She is of undoubted
courage and gives milk frequently. To
a man who does not fear death in any
form she would be a great boon. She is
very much attached to her present home
with a stay chain, but she will be sold
to any one who will agree to treat her
right. She is one-forth hyena. / will
also throw in a double-barrel shot gun,
which goes with her. In May she us
ually goes away for a week or two and
returns with tall, red calf with wabbly
legs. Her name is Rose. | would
rather sell her to a nonresident"
Batten's Wedge.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29

If the ladies of this town would
do for Laurens what the ladies Of
Anderson have done for Anderson,
Laurens would be a much pref
tier town than Anderson. Meanwhile
Anderson now has the advantage.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
PROCLAMATION.
NOTICE OF ELECTION.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTNrNT

DALE w SOUlH CAROLINA,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
10 the Commissioners of State and
County Elections for Abbcvillc,
Greenwood, Laurens, Newberry and
Saluda Counties, in the Eighth Judi
cial Circuit:-
Under and by virtue of an Act of the
General Assembly of the State of South
carolina, entitled An Act to ASSIGN
the Present Circuit Solicitors TO the
roper Circuits in Order to Conform
70 the Provisions of an Act entitled
AN Act to Divide the State into Ten
JUDICIAL Circuits and Arrange the Same.
ana TO Provide for the Elections of So
a,citors Tor the Eighth and Ninth Cir
nutts approved February Goth, 1905.
Election will be held in said Circuits ON
the nth day of April 1905. for the pun
PGse OF ,electing a Solicitor for the
Eighth judicial Circuit for the term
expiring at the General Election in
Now, therefore, YOU are hereby di
rccted and required to hold said Spc-
Gial Election for Solicitor of the Eighth
Judleial Circuit on the said nth day of
April, 1908, for the term to expire at
the General Election of 1908.
me polls are to be opened at the
various places of elections i'm said Cir
cuts on Tuesday, the l1thday of Ami.
qua, and the said election shall be con
Quoted IN accordance with the laws
governing General Elections.
In testimony whereof | have hcrcunto
- set my hand and caused the
W. 81 Great Seal to be affixed at Co
lumbia, this Goth day of Feb
ruary, 1905, and in the ono
hundred and wenty-ninth year
OF the independence of the
United States of America.
ID. c. HEYWARD.
BY the Governor: '"
. L. CAN'T, Secretary of State.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
A CHICAGO ALDERMAN OWES
HIS ELECTION TO CHAMBER
LAIN'S COUGH REMEDY.

81 car heartily and conscientiously
recommend Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for affections of the throat
and lungs" says Hon. John Shenick,
220 South Peoria Street, Chicago
1.-TWO years ago during a political cam
paign, caught cold after being over
heated, which irritated my throat and
l was finally compelled to stop, as 1
could not speak aloud. In my extremity
a friend advised me to use Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. / took two doses
that afternoon and could not believe my
senses when l found the next morning
the inflammation had largely subsidized.
L took several doses that day, kept
right on talking through the campaign,
and l thank this medicine that l won
my seat in the Council" This remedy
is for sale by Laurens Drug Co., and
DR.. B. f. Posey.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29

Representative r.. M. Seabrook is
understood to be a candidate for lieu
tenant governor. Mr.. Seabrook is an
Edisto Island farmer and has made a
good record in the legislature. Char
lesion county elects two or three coun-
try members and Mr.. Seabrook is one
of them.
Mr.. Seabrook is an upright, honora-
BILE man, has plenty of common sense
and is a good parliamentarian; a first
class representative of the hard-headed,
patriotic and square dealing farming
people of South Carolina.
State Senator T. G.. Mcleod of Lee
County, a lawyer, a man of sense, a
good speaker and popular gentleman is
also a candidate.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
MR.. HALLS MIRACLE.
Experiences Similar to This Have OCca
stoned Considerable Comment
i'm LaurenS.

Few women are better known in
L%ockport, N. Y, than Mrs. Pattie d.
Hall, as she belongs to one of the best
families and has a large circle of friends
and acquaintances. In a recent inter
view, Mrs. Hall said:
"The experience | have been through
in the last two years seems like a mira
Gle. | was SO badly off hat life seemed
almost uncomfortable, and my deafness
increased so that / could scarcely hear
anything. The suffocation caused in
my chest and the Indigestion caused by
my catarrh produced very severe suf-
fering. l had five different physicians,
bought everything hat anybody re-
commended to me, but finally gave up
in despair.
Gone day my milliner asked me if
had ever tried Hyomei. | began the
treatment, and a thankfully testify
that Hyomei does cure this terrible
disease. Since using it my hearing is
greatly improved, and the only time |
have any catarrhal trouble is when /
take cold. l then use Hyomei, and
always get instant relief. My friends
and acquaintance marvel at the
change in my health and hearing.
Hyomei has made many cures of ca
tarrh, and in connection with Hyomei
balm, of catarrhal deafness, in Lau-
rens. Similar experiences to that of
Mrs. Halls have created a large sale
for Hyomei with The Laurens Drug
Co.
The complete outfit, including the in
haler, costs but ST., while extra bottles
are but so cents. Ask The Laurens
Drug Co. to show you the strong guar
antee under which they sell Hyomei.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
Final Settlement.

TAKE notice that on the 4th day OF
April, 1905, l will render a final ac-
count of my acts and doings as Admin
istratriX Of the estate of Henry Jones.
deceased, in the Office of Judge of Pro,
bate of Laurens County, at III O'Clock
a. M, and on the same date will apply
for a final discharge from my trust as
such Administrative.
All persons having demands against
III estate, will please present them on
or before that date, or be forever
barred, and all persons indebted to said
estate must make payment to the UNI
dersigned before that date.
HENRIETTA SULLIVAN,
30-1m.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29

For Governor next year it seems to
be understood that Senator r. I. Man
ming of Sumter, Mr.. M. F.. Ansel of
G%reenville, and Mr.. M. l.. Smith of
Camden, will run.
1t is also said that Ex-Governor John
G. Sheppard of Edgeield, and Senator
Brice of York, will be in the race.
Meanwhile n hears from various Sec
tions and from time to time a call for
G. G. Featherstonc. If Mr.. Feather
stone should enter he would lead in the
first primary. He came within some
5000 votes of victory in the second pri-
mary in his race against Mr.. Ellerbe,
Prohibitionists are more numerous in
South Carolina now than then.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
The SOlicitOrship.

Mr.. O. L. Schumpert of Newberry is
popular in Laurens. He was a capital
prosecuting officer but it was natural
and necessary for L%aurens and Green
wood to vote for Mr.. Robert A. Cooper.
Mr.. Cooper is a man of sense and a
lawyer of character. The people will
not be disappointed in him and he may
be relied upon to do his duty.
We thank the gentlemen of Saluda,
Abbeville, Greenwood and Newberry
who voted for Mr.. Cooper. When the
next new Circuit is created we hope it
will elect Mr.. Schumpcrt.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29
Final Settlement,

TAKE notice that on the 25th day
of April, 1905 | will render a final &C.
count of my acts and doings as Admin
istratrix of the estate of l.. ID. Comp
ton, deceased, in the office of Judge of
Probate of Laurens County, at IL O'Clock
q. M, and on the same date will apply
for a final discharge from my trust rs
such Administrative.
All persons having demands against
said estate, will please present them on
or before that date, or be forever
barred, and all persons indebted to said
estate must make payment to the UNI
dersigned before hat date.
MAGGIE N. COMPTON,,
Administrative.
33-4t.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29

30-1m.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-03-29

SPECIAL NoTICE-I have received a
fine line of Spring end Summers samples
of all the latest styles Prices to suitthe
time'. PANS made to order from S4.OO
up. SHIFTS made 10 order from $l2 90
up a lit Is always gnarantte ed | also
invite you to join my pressing club,
Only $l.oo per month. Phone 1870, Min.
ter building.
r.. i. DlNCY. To;Ior
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21
THREE JURORS CURED.
OF Cholera Morbus with one Small
Bottle Of chamberlain's collie, chol.
era and Diarrhoea Remedy.

VI NUOlSTd mOTpuS WIN one Small
Bottle Of chamberlain's collie, chol.
era and Diarrhoea Remedy.
Mr.. G.. w. Fowler of Hightower.
Ala, relates an experience he had
while serving on a petit jury in a muir.
der case at Edwardsville, county seat
OF Clebourne county, Alabama. He
says; while there | ate some fresh
meat and some souse meat and it gave
me cholera morbus in a very severe
form. | was never more sick in my life
and sent TO the drug store for a GER
tain cholera mixture, but the druggist
sent me bottle of Chamberlain Col.
tc, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in
stead, saying that he had what | sent
for, but that this medicine was SO
much better that he would rather send
Il to me in the fix | was in. took one
dose of ii and was better in five min
utes. The second dose cured me en-
drely. Two fellow jurors were afflict.
ed in the same manner and one small
bottle cured the three of us" For sale
by F. j. Ramsey, Bonner & Bonner,
w. b. Frame, Ardmore Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21
ROYALTIES ON LEASES.
Railing by the Department on Cl''N
and cherokee Lease Royalties


p,l.r, hv thc Department on Cr'sN
ana Cherokee Lease Royalties.
The Indian apvut be- Ia receipt ~
in.fru,tions from tho department. "a"
to tho date when the annual advance
ruyal,, commences To run upon leases
ia the Cr,tk and NhvroNrv nations.
Under the rules and regulations o'
the department advance annual ioyAI
tlcs ON leases are to be paid as iul
lows.
"EitCcu cents per acre per nnnum
for the first aud second years, 80 Genus
nor acre per anuum for the third ana
fourth years. and 80 cents per acre
per annum for the Hfth and each sue
rcrdinE year thereafter. for the term
for witch the lease Is TO run.
The regulations further provide that
should the payment ut the advance
ROYALTY hr neglected or refused Tor u
prriod OF sixty days after the same
becomes due and payable. the lease
shall. at the option of the lessor, be
null and Void and all royalties paid III
advance shall become the money ana
property of The lessor
lnasmuch as there has been some
difference ot opinion among lossees
as to whether the lease runs from It's
date. the date ot its approval, or the
date of the approval OF the bond, the
department has held that the lease
runs from it's date, and that the Ap'
proved by the department relates back
10 the date of the loasV and Naudates
the lease from the date ot its 'Necu
uon. and royalty therefore, should h'
paid from the date of the lease.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21
ARSCESs.

Ahsvcssos with few exceptions are
Indicative " constipation or debility.
W A. Harrison, Cleveland, Miss.
wrltos, AUG 10 1909; Il want to say
word of praise for Rallards Snow
lIuimCut I stepped ON a nail, which
caused the cords in my leg 90 contract
and an ahsccss 90 rise I'm my knee,
and tho doctor told me that would
have q su0 lex, SO one day went 10
! r lord's drug store (who is now
in Denver. Colol tie recommended n
bottle of Snow lipimCut, got a soc
siao, and @ cured my lex 10 Is the
host luimVut In the world W, H.
Frame
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21
NEGLECTED. Colds

Every part OF the mucous mem
orane, the nose- throat, ears, head and
lungs etc. are subject 10 disease an
blight from neglected colds. Ballard
Horehoind Syrup is a pleasant and
effective remedy.
w. Akeadrick, Valley Mills. Texas,
writes. Il have used Ballard's Hare-
hound Syrup for coughs and throat
troubles; Il is a pleasant and most ef-
tectiye remedy"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21
Chamberlaln's Cough Remedy AIDS
Nature.

Medicines that aid are always most
cncctual. ChambCrlaiu's Cough RSmr
DIV acts ou this plan u allays the
cough. relieves the lungs, aids CNpcc.
toration. upcus the srcrouous, and
aids nature in rcstorlnE the systcm 20
a healthy condition sold 10y r. J Ram
Soy, ". r. Franc, Bonner a Ronn'r'
ArdmorC Drug co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

Backache is never known to those
persons who take an occasional dose
OF Plneules. The value of the resin
obtained from the pine tree has long
been recognized in the treatment of
diseases Of the bladder and kidneys.
One dose of Pineules will give relief
and one bottle will cure. Sold by the
City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

A New Jersey Editors Testimonial
VI. II. Lynch, editor Of the Philips
burg, n. j., Daily Post, writes: Il
have used many kinds Of medicines
for coughs and colds in my family
but never anything so good as Foley's
Honey and Tar. | cannot say too muc
in praise of IT," City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

when man gets married ne is apt
tn think every body should giNo him a
prcsvut. uut how hr hates tu Eivo we'd
ding presents when his friends set
married
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

You cannot possibly get a poor ci-
gar from our case. Every brand wheth-
er sc or 15c is good, but there's a diff.
ference in them TO suit differenL
tastes.
II +. ]. RAMSEY, Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

Avoid serious results Of kidney OF
bladder trouble by taking Foley's Kid
ney Cure. City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

pInCSalvc acts like q poulUcc Res,
thing in the world Tor boils. burns
ctackcd hands letter. etc sold hy the.
City nruE store,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

All the world asks Of man a
for him TO do his best. If that doesn't
suit him he can get out
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

Our schoolmaam says that the art
OF loyemaking is usually taught at
night schools.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

II is just as easy to predict one kind
of weather as auother-but what's the
use.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-21

Women want their rigats 1lSC
their let's at the glove counter
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-10-19
Registration Notice

Notice is hereby given that the registration
book for tllcn-hurp precinct is now open and
will close November 18th 1904 until after the
city clcctiOh
GEORGE SAYLES.
Sept. n City Clerk.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-10-19

old papers for sale at the Reading
Room on Third street.