The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-09-24

sorts iv musical medlies thot niver a
common divil iU us understands nor
Ioike tn noise iV. Oh asst We, Hennessy,
phnt is goin to be done to tn pulpit
an tn quire. Oh am divil a bit iv a
seruphrim, but OF wudn't deshtroy tn
pious feelin's iv a dyin' congregation
be singin' a lot iv haythin hymns or
be gracefully waVin grounded sentinces
m foights iv ilikence thot make We
think more iv sounded brass an a
tinklin' symbal thin iv yure souls vel
fare. Plat OF want is less metaphors
an more spirichooal stringth Whin
Oi am thirStin FIR tn wather brook
~ thruth Oi don't want to shtop an
chew up PLAT Luther thought Nv
transsubstautiation. Do We, Hennessy,
do We know thot achooally- there is as
much difference in praycEoors as there
is in horses? Wan will kane yure wits
IN tn jump as fasht as he opins his
mouth an We git INSPIRATION frum a
Twin shtream " thot article thot flows
foight doom tn soides iv,th' pulpit to
Ike w Detther mon, an another
viii put to shape a whole entofre con-
gregation an whin tn sermon'ts over
they ar-re snoozin away i'm as
1achooral attichoods as tn Roman
sintinels in Pompav whin tn volcano
loped thin with hot ashes. Ye git
5OlictIiIil lilOl yc can use rum wan
praychoor an We feel loike goin' out
INTO tn wur-rld an takin' the divil
be tn heels an bate him to schraps
over a lawyers conscience, an anoth-
5r wan will sind ye to tn dishpensary
be tn first car. OF got me moind on
wan whose sermonts an whose pray
ers OF cud repeat frae end to end
an niver miss a wurd an whin liver
Oi run amuck Nv SIGH wan. OF fly fr
refuge into the sheterin' arrums w
MorfusS. OF consider mesilf q aver
idge mon. Plat OF don't loike, Oil
spose We don't loike an thot there is
more loike We. Plat do Oh want with
4 whole lot iv pulpit goods thot OF
can't use no more thin a tick can a
cattle INSPECTOR Plat do Oh want
With cord iv middle age theology
whin Oh am huntin' FIR some wurrd
thot will hold me up tn mkt tonne Oh
ind mesilf fallin' towards tn dishpen-
sary or tn gutter. Gimme a whole
some bit iv fact straight frum tn
Twin heart thot will help me to live a
winteith cenchooray loife betther
hin Oi hev' been an will kape me
rum profanity tn MKT tonne me ma
1or,s dauther plays alfganisht-and du |
eiber on tn piano acrost tn street |
nshtead If o dissertation on phat tn |
orbidden fruits was, OF shud be PLACED
. hey tn proof sheets Nv phat to do |
Fhin Missis Dooley shmites me on tn |
read with a rhlln pin or how OF shud |
.onduct mesif whin tn gr-great TRACE
lies Nv ioife pinch me soul An Oh
ion't want tn same served up on tn
lalf shell with a lot w bon ton moosic,
yether. Lemme set doom in a pew an
rear praychoor talk straight goods |
o livin' humanity an femme git up
n go ABBOTT me business an ponder
te phat Oh heard without heyin' tn
aste Nv tn sermont takin out Nv me
Mouth be fureteen songs iv uncom-
non, polar shtar, twinty-foive horse
over metre. or tn taste iy ladies aid
jabbcd doom i'm me
horax whin Oh hey just made up me
1oind to live betther loife an thin
it sidethracked be hearin' thot tn
aides Will meet at sisther Jones's at
bray be tn clock mkt Choosdav an
fery wan is urged to be prisint. ri
m a plain mon, Hennessy. an whin
i go to tn synagogue OF want some
hing thot will do me good an tn
sf iy tn sarvice can be Theoretically
1aled and shipt acrost tn wathers tn
, haythin phat amt got no religion
: amy koind EXCEPT atein' wan an
Their in brotherly love and gravey