New-York tribune., 1905-01-09

ooh come with me and we will rovs
Where Where birds birds sing sing 0vsThead S 6,,,. ear.
- Meath skies of cloudless blue
And, having bade adieu to care
Love all the seasons through.
"oh, would gladly co. said shs.
ITO be your love, 10 stroll
Through paradise you leading me-
Eacn yielding soul to soul:
But If your love were. we'd stray
Through such realm as that
I'd find myself cooped up all day
-CChicago Rscord-Herald.
Wilbur N Roe of Columbus. Ohio is writing to
Governors OF States asking them TO recommend the
passage OF forbidding theatres to produce the
play Of Uncle Toms Cabin" Mr.. Roe objects to
the play because, he says, it Hlisrepresents the
people Of the South. and he says that every State
should pass such law so that while stump speak
ers In one hall are talking OF the elimination OF
sectional hatred IN the United States In the next
hall there may not be a company teaching the
people that Uncle Tom killed in the South be-
cause he good His protest is based the
political and not on the artistic idea.
she-I'm glad we went 1t was an excellent per-
formance-and for such charitable purpose
Tier Husband-Yes. indeed! We al feel thrill
and set the worth Of our money at the same time
-(London Tt-Eits.
Far Eastern news often contains references TO
the canned meats OF the Russians. which are SO put
up that they may be heated without fire. The de-
vice is German. II is called the "calorit.'' Two
chambers inclose the inner can, holding lime
the other water. Puncturing the partition causes
shaking OF the lime. which produces the necessary
heat
Surely you're not jealous of your husband:'
Yes am. He simply can't keep his eyes of
".oh, yes, he can. You should see him some time
when he has seat in q crowded streetcar"-
philadelphia Ledger
A German epicure comes to the rescue Of the
Chinese in regard to their alleged habit OF eating
rotten eggs. The eggs. he says. are simply pre-
served in lime until they get a consistency like
that OF hard butter and they taste somewhat like
lobster. He declares them one Of the choicest deli
eacies he has ever eaten He thinks there are no
better cooks in the world than the Chinese. When
he went to live among them his friends predicted
he would starve. but he had good time and
gained weight-more than he wanted to.
Cause and t.-Att'kins-wasn't Benedict's
death rather sudden and unexpected?
unexpected, His wife had Just graduated from
cooking school Chicago News,
an American mau-Of-wars man. ashore at
Gravesend nca- London, awoke tire other moraing
10 find himself attged in the uniform Of q British
soldier. No sooner had he wandered out into the
street than picket stopped him and told him 10
hutton up his tunic he would be taken 70 bar
racks. RE sought refuge In police station where
1t discovered that a deserter had changed
clothes with him while he slept
NOT To BE FooIcd-Uncle cyrus had corle Up
from the country 70 visit his nephew. Charles. IA
town Charles had shown the old gentleman the
sights until he at his wits end for further
entertainment. Oae Elornug, however. he noticed
III The paper thar The imptTia. i-saGn 1;aad''
stll Gtyla6 its celebrated open Gr concerts Uncle
cyrus said te rHouid kc 10 hsar them MAY "A
the concert progressed Uncle Cyrus waxed enthu-
siastic Toward The end OF The proglamn a solo
Tie slice & umooue was announced II was a
really fine performance and the audience demanded
encore with a storm OF applause. Charles noted
that his uncle among The most appreeiative
but he somewhat puzzled by the smile which
played around The corners OF the cid mans mouth
Tor the selection had been mournful rather thaa
gay. At the conclusion OF the encore. when the
applause had finally died away. Charles turned 20
MS uncle: That was nne. wasn't tt?" Mighty
folks are easy fooled He didn't fool me a bit 7
knew all tne lime he was playing that he wasn't
really swallermg that thinsI"-lYouth's Cogn-
panlon.