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The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
His Affections shlpwrecked

Nellie spoke the youth. with an air
of confidence. ''only say the word and you
and 1 will sail together on the rough sea
of life. bravely buffeting its waves, trim
ming our sails to meet the adverse winds
that --
Leave me. Harry. leave me-" interrupt
ed the maiden. THE man who takes me
on that journey must offer me a first class
passage on a steamship
Whereupon Harry cast off the line of
affection for Nellie and sailed out of her
presence with a decided list to port.-Se-
attic PoSt-Inteuigencer.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Reminded Him

do you know" said Civilians that
old violin of yours reminds me of price
less Stradivarius We used to have in my
fathers famiy?'
Indeed" said Stint, immensely tickled
Yes. 1t is shaped something like It,
has four strings and you play it by draw
ing bow across it'-Chicago Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

The prophets say the summer of
1905 is to be hot one AS we have the
figures and the forecasts for the winter
at hand we are not worrying about
what the prophets say
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
The Man KNOWS

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-A woman never
knows what man is doing when he's out
of her sight, but a man generally knows
what woman is doing
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures right A man
is always pretty sure that a woman is
talking.-YonkeTs Statesman
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
After the Biooer Game

Venezuela was not mentioned while
L was in camp" said Secretary Loeb
on his return to Glenwood Springs.
Why hunt Castro when the woods are
full of bears New York World.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Valuable Tip to A. carneqie

1t would be hard to improve upon
young Mr.. Hyde's method of getting
his money into circulation expeditions
ly. He is paying it out to his lawyers.
Chicago Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Getting Even

Greene-Wonder why you leave so
many handbills at Whites. He never
buys anything of you. does he?
Brown-Thats just the reason. 1t
makes him all-fired mad to have his door
step Uttered up.-Boston Transcript.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Humor ENOUGH

I'm going to start a comedy company
on the road in a couple of weeks" said
the theatrical manager.
What play?" asked thefcritic
"Oh. l haven't got that written yet but
/ heard good joke today that we can
use in it.'-Philadelphia Ledger
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Just to Show Our Possibilities

Rider Haggard finds that this is a
country of loud noise. If Rider de-
cides TO spend the glorious fourth with
US he will be confirmed in that opin-
ion.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Gen. StoesseI

Gen. Stoessel's courtmartial has be-
gun, and the old hero will probably find
out that monarchies are quite as apt as
republics to be ungrateful.-Denver Re
publican.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

American Can pfd. was the only
stock on the list to stand up against
the break yesterday. The can market
was sustained by heavy buying or
ders from the east.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
May Be Jealous of Roosevelt

According to some astronomers,
Mars is turning from red to green.
Envy OF the Panama canal? Or have
the Irish captured the police force
there, too.-New York Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
And Some One Will Write Him Up

Thomas w. Lawson is credited with
having cleaned up a million in the
stock market Thursday. If Thomas
desn't look out he'll become d system
himself.-Milwaukee News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Provoked


Upon my word" said the surprised
barber. Il see this razor has lost its tenn
per-"
II don't blame it, growled the man in
the chair with all your talking 1 lost
mine long ago."-Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Needs . Man Like Theodore

No wonder Harvard university
wants Roosevelt for its president Har-
ward has not been covering itself with
glory In athletics lately.-Chicago
Journal
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
A Change in Spring Styles

The south would like to see the frost
belt worn a little higher up on the
waist of the republic.-New York Com
mercial.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
In the Fifth Avenue parad.

Respectable Deacon-I wish that young
Canon Mayberry weren't obliged to preach
to such a small congregation.
Frivolous Widow-SO do l. Every time
he said Dearly beloved this morning I
felt as if 1 had received a proposaL-May
Smart Set
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
1t Has Been Dumb for Years

Maj. William w. Armstrong. who
invented the rooster as the Democratic
emblem. has just Ia without sug-
gesting what the birl was to crow
aEout.-New York World
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Gov. Higgins Chance

Gov. Higgins of New York will now
have an opportunity to show whether
he is statesman or a hired man.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Can You Blame Them

Evidently the big game in Colorado
had wind of the big stick. The griz-
lilies all appear to have taken to the
tall timber.-Philadelph Record.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Feminine Amenities

Myrtilla-He tried to kiss me in the
dark
Roselind-Yes: he probably thought the
game wasn's FsSth the candle.-Washing-
ton Star.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
Would Have Basged Some Governors

1t is a good thing President Roose-
Welt didn't go into Colorado with a
gun last year.-Pittsburg Gazette.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

If the country can get along for an
other week it will be safe. Senator
Aldrich will be back from Europe in
eight days.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29
3washingtOn time q p. m. st. PauD.
River Bulletins a. m.
Fall. sRise

-EaH- @R.se.
River Forecast-The Mississippi river at
st. Paul Will roz:ain nearly stationary.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

New York-Four hundred Confederate
veterans. members of the local camp. are
to be the guests of the United States
Grant post, g. A. R., on Memorial day
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

New York-It was rumored in Wall
street that Vice President Gage L. Tar
bell has decided to retire from the Equit-
able and start a new insurance company.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

New York-George w. Beavers. the
former chief of the salary and allowance
division of the postoffice department at
Washington, was placed under $40, 900
bonds to appear in Washington May ,
to plead to an indictment in connection
with the frauds in postal supplies.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

Dubois, Pa.-Six men We're killed and
one will die as the result of an explosion
at the Eleanora shaft, near Big run.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

Liege. Belgium-The international ex-
hibition in celebration of the seventy fifth
anniversary OF Belgian Independence was
opened here Thursday by Prince Albert of
Flanders.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

The Hague-The government of the
Netherlands proposes to give the Carnegie
fund $2S0.O00 to purchase the ground on
which viii be erected the palace of peace
for which Mr.. Carnegie donated 81 800
OOO The site comprises an area of twelve
acres.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

Washington-The French government
has designated NJ. Guerard as the French
member of the board of consulting engi-
neers attached to the Isthmian Canal
commission. M. Guerard is one of the
French government engineers, being in
specteur generate desponts ct chauSsees.
He was formerly engineer in chief of
MarseilleS harbor.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

Paris-Lord Kinnaird. English; Count
Won BernstOrff. German. and Count Jac-
queS deS POrtalleS. French jointly presid-
ed over the days session of the worlds
conference of the Y. NJ. C. A. the discus
sions being conducted in English German
and French.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

New York-A commission of Methodist
clergymen and laymen appointed to pass
on the unificat ton of the UNCONVENTIONAL
publishing houses. generally known as the
Methodist Book Concern, has held its first
meeting here The commission has power
to adopt anv scheme which may be pre-
Saptad
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-29

Prompt arrival of Lieut.. O'Toole and
twenty officers from the central police
station was all that saved twenty pri-
vate police and nonunion drivers from
injury tonight when they took several
wagons loaded with coal to the Ma
jeStic hotel.
The first spread of the strike into the
building trades occurred tonight when
500 carpenters. plumbers and electrical
workers. employed in work connected
with the construction of two addi-
tional stories on the store building of
the Fair, walked out. They claimed
that they were asked to work with
nonunion men. All of the unions to
which the strikers belonged will be
asked to support the strike
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
BOARD OF WORKS.
Held Another Meeting Yesterday AZ
ternoon at 4 O'Clock.

The board of public works yoster-
day afternoon held a special session
to go over the figures in its annual
report. and has not yet completed
that document. but is putting the
finishing touches on it.
The board expects the pumping
station improvements to be complet-
ed in a few days. and intends to ask
for a number of Improvements for
next year. The street inspector will
be instructed to give personal atten-
ton to the practice of sweeping the
brick streets without first giving
them god sprinkling.
The attention of the board has also
been called to a pipe that empties
steam into the street In front of the
Paducah Gas Co. on North Third
street. Often the steam blows half
way across the street without cessa-
ton, and frightens horses. The only
objection to the steam is that it
frightens teams. and as 1t can easily
be- turned in some other direction,
the board anticipates no trouble in
having the trouble renedied,
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
Unusual Complications May
Arise Later.
The Graduating Class This Year Has
Already Graduated. Finishing
Last Year.
CONFUSION OVER NEW GRADE.

One matter which will have to be
settled by the new school board is
the commencement question.
This year the graduating class
will be composed Of those in the 9Th
grade only, and II really isn't com
pulsory that the members graduate
for only those who wanted to attend
and take the course. compose the
class. Last year the board decided
that another grade be added, but the
nth grade, then the graduating
class. was graduated regularly by
commencement exercises and those
members who wanted to return and
take the extra grade added this year,
we're permitted to do so. The teach
ers do not know whether or not they
can be asked to graduate again and
IL the board decides that they can
not. there will be no commencement
this year. as the present 18th grade
will have to take the 1 9th grade next
year before It can graduate.
81 don't know what will be done
with this matter" Supt. Leib ext
planned this morning. land 1t is left
with the board. OF course we will
have exercises of some kind, as r
think the pupils in the 18th grade
about eleven in number, will desire
to have them, but as for as compell
ing them to graduate again. don't
know what will be done with the
matter"
There will be a commencement of
the grammar schools. however. but
the High school pupils 90 not know
what they will have and are looking
forward to the settlement of the
question.
The dipl5mas given out in the
High school can be adapted to the
18th grade as readily as the 18th,
and will be given the pupils in the
18th grade even IL the regular com
mencement is dispensed with.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
STATE MEETING
OF THE Y. VI. G. A. TO BE HELD
IN GREENSBORO.
Convenes in Fcbruary-Paducah Will
Probably Send Delegates
TO the Gathering.

Much interest is being manifested
over the state in the state Y. M. c.
A. convention, which will be held in
greensboro on February l6, II, is
and 10. II is expected that over
500 delegates will be in attendance.
A large number of prominent
speakers will be on the program.
Among them are the following:
Henry B. Mcfarland, Washington,
d, c.; S. d. Gordon. Cleveland, o.;
F. S. Brockman, China; Frank II.
Burt, Chicago; E. w. Peck. Minneso-
ia; C. C. Kitchener, A. G.. Knebel,
George j. Fisher, NJ. d., and Tom
keenan,, of New York city. Mr.. Geo.
b. Hodge has also been invited to
present the educational work.
The convention will be held in
the auditorium of the Third Baptist
church.
by February II is expected that Pa
ducah's association will again be on
its feet. and will send delegates to
the state convention.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
ICE GAVE WAY,
And Miss Rose Hernschine Received
Cold Ducking.

Miss Rose Hernschine, Of North
sixth street. broke through the ice
while skating on a small pond near
the I. c. incline at the foot Of Camp
bell street yesterday but was rescued
by companions.
The ice broke and let the youne
lady into the icy water up to her
waist. she cried for help but her
predicament was seen as soon as the
Ice gave way, and she was soon res
cued She was thoroughly drenched
but this morning is suffering from
nothing worse than slight cold
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
DIR. carlstedts German Liver Powder is

DIR. Carlstedt's German Liver Powder Is
a wonderful remedy prescription used for
over fifty years by an eminent German ply.
stefan in his practice both in Europe and
this country and sold by thousands Of drug
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are the effects Of this remedy that all Kidney
and Liver troubles give way TO perfect
health. II cures the worst cases and many
have been cured who had tried every kno WI
remedy,
DUBOIS, KOiB A 90.
ian tell you all about Or, caTlstedts Ger
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his customers who are recommending il 10
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Better than testimonials Is the guarantee
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The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
BALD HEADS
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The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
There Was No Eyldence.

Alex Butler. farmer, applied al
police headquarters this morning FOR
r. warrant against a man, say ing that
he had taken $40 bin FROM hi'
pookethook. Butler alleges that he
vas i'll and drinking last night and
save the man his pOcketboOh, con
aiming a $50 gold piece and three
$40 bills. When he got the purse
hack he claims one of the bills was
missing.
No warrant was issued as there
vas no evidence against the accus-
ed.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
GREAT STRIDES
Are BEING Made by the Postal Tel
egraph Company.

Manager j. b. Allen, of the Postal
Telegraph Co.. has received from
headquarters the annual statement
of the company. which shows that II
has made wonderful progress during
ne year,
Il now has lines TO 1894 more
places than II did last year, and has
exclusive lines to 1921 places. II has
lines to 21,O7l places in all, going as
FAR north as Alaska, as far south as
Florida, Texas. and Mexico, and as
Tar west as the coast. Its eastern
onnectiOns reach TO Maine.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06
A Positive Guarantee
SIGNED BY DUBOIS, KOLB & CO..
Agrees 10 Return Your Money n Or. carlsisdf'
ssrmaH Liver Powder Falls TO Cure You.
GUAR ANIEE

We hereby agree to refund the money
paid for DIR. Carlstedt's German Liver
Powder on the return Of the empty bot
ties, the purchaser stating it has failed
70 relieve and cure him of any Of the
diseases for which il is recommended.
This guarantee covers the use OF a 81
bottle or four 25c bottles or two months
treatment.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06

TO cusG A COLD IN ONE CAV
Take Laxative Bromo Quinise Tablets. All
druggists refund the money Il II fails to cure
v. W. Groves 81 qua ure is on each bot a.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06

Capt. George Lee, OF Jeffersonville.
Ind, is visiting his twin sister, Mrs.
Katie Van Pelt, OF Clark street.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-01-06

The man who suspects everybody
is surely a suspicious character.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-02-08
The Professors Love sfory..

d Z r. . . . = t. q 80. ~ .
An amusing story is told concerning
Professor Duncan Of ST. Andrews
university, who was in his younger
days teacher in Dundee. The EN-,
bryo professor proposed to as lady,
who curtly refused him. Shortly after.
wards Mr.. Duncan became Professor
Duncan, and the lady heard No
more OF him, not even by letter.
Some time after she went to St.
Andrews to try the effect Of sea bath
ing. She saw Duncan Often and he
talked 20 her on every subject except
the subject she was now. apparently
inserested in.
At last she oonrageously screwed up
her courage and, coming TO the point.
said: All 81 si; VI !;
"Mr. Duncan, there uas:A subject
|you oncs mentioned TO me, some time
ago, and really I am rather surpsiaed
that you have never rsorrred 20 IL, for
/ have changed my mind since that
time s. s;sis $.s5 Ss
The professor simply remarked
Yes, bus /, TOO, have changed my
mind. ."-Loadon Tit Bits i.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-02-08
Lawful Debt, Legally Collected.

OWhen Mike left the emplo- Of Broth
er Rubbles, who keeps country store
and also farms it N Washington
county, Maine, he owed considera-
Bile balance to Brother Rubles. Mike
seemed quite willing to forget about
it, but more intimate acquaintance of
Brother Rubbles never lost faith that
the account would be squared in due
time.
After Brother Rubbles had ceased
even to drop gentle hints about the
little bill, Mike became the owner Of
single lusty hog, Of which he was
inordinately proud. He Dragged about
it increasingly, aud Brother Rubhles
made a friendly call one day to see it,
and praised the hog in way that de-
lighted the heart Of the lucky owner.
"Can't see how ye got him 80 fat,
Nike" said Brother Rubbles. mine
don't FIJI out that way. Then after o
pause Brother Rubbles added, "I've
got shote I'll give ye if you want it.
! should like to see what ye can do
With my stock"
There is an old saying that sets
forth the danger of trusting the Greeks,
even when they offer gifts, but nike
had never heard it. At the first oppor.
tunity he wen. ever to Brother Rub
bless barn, and brought away the sor-
riest-looking shote that ever lived.
The next day Brother Rubbles ''le-
We'd on the Dig hog. the law would
not have permitted him to do that 80
long as Mike was the owner Of only
one pig. " Youth's Companion.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-02-08
The Eyster1es Of Science.

A Bostonisn was praising the other
day the astronomical and literary work
Of Percival Lowell.
Before the last eclipse" he said
smiling, "Mr. Lowell observed to an
old colored man whom he liked:
George, If yoa u watch the chick
ems out at your place tomorrow morn
ing at II o clock you II see them 60 to
roost.'
Hi, hir George laughed. Hi
hi! Dats 8 good jokeI
"He thought, you see, that Mr.
Lowell was fooling him. But when
at IL o'clock the next morning, The
sun darkened and the chickens did gt
to roost, George was amazed and some
what Mortified. He sought Mr.. Low
ell out and said:
'Wo. you done told me wuz true
sab. Nah chickens went to roost
sab, just like yot said dey. would
eyes, George, I suppose they did,
the astronomer returned. 4
"'How long, sab, did you know
bout die,f' said George.
"tOh, long time.
"'Did you know dey would 60 /,
roost year ago2'
Yes, fully a year ago.
"tWell, dat beats alll' said George
in an awed voice. Dem chiokenl
wusn't hatohed year ago. "--Sal
Lake Tribune. ON
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-02-08
Competent But Unprsiudiced.

In the course Of the year Parson
Whit.ker received many calls to mar
ry, chri sten and bury in the villages
round Canby,s SO it often happened that
his services were required in families
Of which he knew little more than the
name of the person on whose behalf
he was to offisiate.
One day he was summoned to a
lonely farm to perform the burial SER
vice. On arriving there after some
vicissitudes he was met by forlorn-
looking man who was evidently in
charge Of affairs.
Are there relatives left whom l
should mention" the minister asked
'and is there any special point of
which l should speak?'
No, there weren't any real points
about Abncr Saunders" said the man,
slo Wy. 81 guess IN an nprejudicc d
judge, and | should say !here wercn t.
AS for relatives, there's no one left
but au aged brother. guess you i
better mcntion him, 'twould kind of
please him. You might say that he S
always done his very best, and that
twas great privilege for the dcceas
cd to have him near by at the last"
"Celtainly will do so, said Par.
son Whitaker, cordially. 81 suppose
from what you say the aged brother
has had more or less trouble in the
past.
Hes had his trials" said The
man, briefly.
When the service was over the
minister stepped towards his infor
mant.
II didn't see the aged BROTHER" he
said, in low tone. "Is he in the
house7 He might like to have me
speak to him before I co.
"I'm the aged BROTHER" said the
forlorn man, holding out limp hand