Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-09-15

they only see IL occasionally, when
ZONE celebration Of German days takes
place.
Well, when dad saw the German
emperor drive down the great street
and got q look at his face, he said.
"Hennery, I have got to see that young
man and advise him to go and consult
q DOCTOR" and 70 we made arrange.
ments to go to the palace and see the
emperor and his son, the crown prince,
who will before long take the empire
On his shoulders II william Is as sick
as he looks. You don't have to hire
any masquerade clothes to call ON the
emperor Of Germany, like you do when
you visit royalty In Turkey and Egypt.
for a good frock coat and a silk hat
will take you anywhere in the day
time, and a swallow-tail Is legal ten
der at night. sc dad put on his frock
coat and silk hat, just as he would to
go and attend an afternoon wedding
at home. and we we're ushered into
a regular parlor. where the emperor
was having fun with his children, and
the empress was doing some needle
work.
Dad supposed we would have to talk
to the emperor and the prince through
an interpreter, and we stood there
waiting for some one to break the ice,
when some one told the emperor that
ar American gentleman and his boy
wanted to pay their respects, and the
emperor, who wore an ordinary dark
suit, with no military frills, took one
of the young princes he had been play
ing with, acros his knee and gave
him a couple of easy spanks. in fun,
and the whole family was laughing,
and the spanked boy tackled the en-
peror around the legs. below the knee.
like q football player. and the other
princes pulled him off. and the en-
peror came up to dad. smiling as
though he was having the time of his
life, and spoke to dad in the purest
English, and said he was glad to see
the Bad Boy" man, because he had
read all about The FRANKS Of the rad
boy and bid dad welcome to Germany,
and he didn't look sick at all.
Dad was taken all Of aheap, and
didn't know what to make OF the Ger
man emperor talking English. but
when the ruler of Germany turned to
me and said, And so this Is the cham
piOn little devil of America" and
patted me on the head, dad felt that
he had struck a friend of the family
and he sat down with the emperor and
talked for half an hour, while the
young princes gathered around me,
and we sat down on the floor and the
boys got out their knives and we
played mumblety peg on the carpet,
just as though we were at home, and
all the boys talked English. and we
nad a bully time. The princes had all
read "Peck's Bad Boy" and | think
the emperor and empress have encour
aged them in their wickedness, for the
boys told me OF several tricks they
had played on their father. the en-
peror, which they had copied from the
Bad Boy" AMI it made me blush
when they told of initiating their
father into the Masons. the way my
chum and l initiated dad into the
Masons with the aid Of a goat.
asked the boys how their dad took
it, and told them from what We in
America heard about the emperor of
Germany, we would think he would kill
anybody hat played a trick on him,
but they said he would stand anything
from the children. and enjoy 1t, but
II grown men attempted to monkey
with him. the fur would fly. Tine
duced to me. and he seemed proud to
see me, cause mis- uncle, Prince Hen
ry, had told him about being in Mil
waukee, and how all the m in
that town were the handsomest he had