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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26
THE COURIER
THR VITAL STATISTICS.

There has been much speculation In
the state as to the advisability OF the
new vital statistics law which went
into effect last July first. The labors
OF the county clerks OF court are vastly
increased without extra remuneration;
justices OF peace are somewhat ineon-
venienced but with slight pay, physi-
clans and nurses also have been made
to bear extra burdens; and fond par
ents are forced to name their babes In
limited length OF time. While al.
this may seem TO work q hardship to
these people the state at large is to de-
rive great benefit from the new re-
cords.
Up to July LIST there was no way by
which any information could be gained
respecting the number OF citizens
naturalized wIthinour borders. Every
naturalization paper issued in the
state, whether II be q declaration OF
intention or final document, Is now re-
corded In the Office at Pierre, giving
the name. age, birth place, place Of
landing Of the foreigner South Dako-
Ia has been criticized for her loose
divorce laws but the recording of
every divorce at the state oaise reveals
the fact that we are not so bad as we
seem The record OF each divorce
gives The names OF both plaintiff and
defendants, with place of resident of
each, date and place of marriage. cause
for .actlon, numbsr OF children, date OF
divorce and name OF the iidre whe
granted the decree. The three re-
cords which will In time be OF such In
valuable aid In the state In tracing out
families, heirs TO property, or general
Information regarding our citizens are
the marriage, death, and bIrth records
The rnarriage records contain no list of
licenses granted In the state but a
list OF marriages performed. The In
formation concerning each one includes
the names OF the contracting parties,
ages, residences, previous coniugal
condition, nationality, place Of cere-
meay, person who performed the same,
his Official capacity, the date and place
of marriage.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26

.@ s =
st. Petersburg occupies six large and
many small islands at the mouth Of the
Neva.
New South Wales ID overrun with
mice. In one store In the town Of
Merton the other day 10000 were
caught.
The Motor union OF Great Britain
and Ireland. the largest organization or
motorists In the world, has 1900 mem
bers IS
Cape Town authorities are extending
the conveyance OF mails by camels,
which has experimentally proved very
successful
A league has been formed In Swift
zerland to preserve picturesque spots
throughout the little republic from
commercial vandalism.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26
SIOUX CITY LIVE STOCK MARKET
pecialIy Reported for the Courier by Clay
Robinsom & company, Live Stock
CemmissiO n.

The total marketing OF cattle for two
initial days Of this week aggregated
8,065. but nominal number In excess
OF the supply for same time last week.
The conditions were not altogether 10
sellers favor and before the close of
Tuesdays trade the situation had
grown worse.
At the outset Of trade Monday some
weakness was indicated In all classes
Of killing stock. Tuesday the market
was weak again and we found the
position of values for the two days fully
a dime lower on killing steers than at
the close OF last week. Best native
Dakota range feeders made q top of 4c
with inferior Dakota Texas down to !,
and bulk OF the range steers 50 80 IA
$50, Best grass COWS sold as high as
S. 5 but the general run Of the graz /
COWS ruled 10 % l5c lower selling large.
ly at So 80 "a Eos. Gamers and cutters
from Sl.75 @2.l0. The mai ket was bare
"a WI A1AIA UHGAAH&0 VIII pAAIG1 ANOb'
ably steady at "a 25 $3.50 aDr poe ID
good offerings.
EARLY Monday trade in stockers aud
feeders Was the best. After early
hours the market sagged at The close
Of business Tuesday. We considered
values 10 e i5c lower on bss. and ID
t9 25c lower on poorer grades than on
Monday OF last week or no better than
at low time near The close OF last week.
Best feeders offered made So 7E, bulk
of the fair TO good feeders selling So Is
(G $50. Best yearlings $50, bulk Of
Inc good light weight cattle 800 q 10
Common from 81 down. Stock heifers
steady selling largely at 81. % @ ESQ
Bulls in good demand at Els "a 2. 40.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26


Miss Kate e. McWilliams Of Erook-
lyn has broken the record for school
teaching. Resigning from her work
recently, she has to her credit fifty
consecutive years of service in kthe
Brooklyn public schools, forty eight
being In one school, as principal
just before General de Sonnar, an
Italian senator. died recently he had
himself dressed In his generals uni
fOrm and ali his medals and decora-
tons. Then he called for glass OF
champagne and. with bis relatives
gathered around his couch, drank to
.'the kings health and the prosperity
or Italy
A Spanish contemporary says that
In 1904 nearly 1900 bulls were killed
III bullfights Of the country. The bulls
killed about 10000 horses. The best
and most valuable bulls for the arena
are raised on the vast estates Of the
Duke OF veragua, in AndaIusia, who
has made a fortune out Of this BUSH
ness.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26

Informatioa a. to the address Of The
heirs OF Mary Ange. She was an In
dian woman and address Was probably
Cole county or Union county about
1854 Small recovery can probably be
made Address Harvey spalding 4
Sons, Washiagton, p. G
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26

WILL CHAMBERLAIv. who for nearly
year has been contributing his Way
side Notes. to the Siosx City Journal
has gone back to his first love, the
Dakota Republican.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26

The Ladies' Union of the Congrega.
tlonal church will serve q ten cent tea
at the home OF Mrs. G. j. Fox on FRI
lay afternoon OF this week. All ladies
are Invited. Come and bring your
work and spend pleasant afternoon.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-10-26
Can We Perform Miracles? No.


Chronic Rhsamat
o The
oseopaths mot paaa fitted oai
he
What Diseases Do the 0steOpafhs have most
Success In Curing?
and
Appendicitis senipaton and Plies Teasa
sesa Ec yielded pplss
ca
w yon
DR.. F. HI. Worfner, ID. @.
ISL .
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

WhIIk US A LETTER
freely and frankly, in stricteSt oonfid-
ence, telling Us all your symptoms and
troubles We ALL send free advice
Gin plain sealed enyeiope), how to
cure them Address: LADIES' Advisory
Dept. Tn. Chattanooga Mrcicine Co.,
Chattanooga, Tenn.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23
DANDRUFF CAUSED BY A GERM.
A New Discovery That Kills the Germ
and Prevents Badness.

Pretty nearly all the hair prepare
tons for dandruff have some merit III
allaying itching of the scalp. and in
being a fairly good dressing for the
hair. but there is only one that recog-
niZes what causes dandruff. falling
hair, and badness. and that destroys
the cause. a little germ-and that is
Newbro's Herpicide. This germ eats
its way into the scalp; it digs up the
scalp in little white scales. Unless il
is destroyed there's no permanent
stopping of falling hair and cure of
dandruff and badness. Newbro's Her
picide kills the germ. Destroy the
cause, YOU remove the effect" Sold
by leading druggists. Send 10 cents in
stamps for sample to the Herpicide
company, Detroit, Mich. T. H. Thorn
as, special agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23
Bank Statement

New York. Dec. 25.-ReServe in
crease, s2l1.775; reserve less u. s in
crease. SlSS.S25; loans increase. ST.
54S.10o: specie increase, $i.SS,700; le-
gals decrease. $3.50. 400; deposits in
crease. s1.1$9 SEQ: circulation decrease.
$1,000.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23
THE M1RkEPS.

Chicago. Dec. 23.-Following are the
market quotations today:
Wheat
December. S2H. S27s. S2H, S2B.
May. 81. S72s, 81, S7H.
July, SO, S31s, So, S33s.
Corn.
December. 44ss, 4412, 44H, 4414.
May, 44%, 44H. A, A.
July. 441a. 441a, 443s, 442s.
Oats.
December, 3OA, 3O1a, 3OH, SO12.
May, 317s, 317s, 31A, S1A.
July. 302s. 3O1a. 30@s. 3O3s.
Pork.
January, 1850, 1915, 1860. 1875.
May. 1852, 1890. 1852, 1880.
Lard.
January. 7.37. 7.45. 7.37. 7.45.
May. 7.4O. 1852. 74O. $50.
Ribs.
January. 10, III. 10, III.
May. 7.25. TAO. 7.25, 7.S7.
Receipts today - Wheat, 20; corn
100; oats, PA; hogs 10000; cattle, 400 !;
sheep, 1900.
Hog market opened steady. Hogs
left over, 4,0OO.-Light, 4.S0Q5.10;
good heavy 4.S0@515; mixed and
butchers 1850 SIS; rough heavy ASS
q49O
Cattle market opened unchanged.
Sheep market opened unchanged
Hogs at Omaha, 5000; cattle, 100;
hogs at Kansas City, 5000; cattle, L.
500.
L. S. Yards. $40 a. m-Hog market
strong to sc higher-Light 4.S5@5.12:
mixed and butchers 4.90d $50; good
heavy 4.S595.2O; rough heavy 1850
4.95.
Cattle market steady.
Sheep market steady.
Hog market closed strong 10 sc high
er-Light. 1901 5.22; mixed and
butchers 4.S5G SIS; good heavy 4.S5G
5.22; rough heavy 1859 4.95.
Cattle market closed steady.
Sheep market closed steady
New York Stocks.
New York. Dec. 23.-Gas 104A, L.
p. 1881. L. ). Steel preferred 105 "a
l.. s. Steel common 391z. Reading 1877.
Rock Island preferred 62i4 Rock Island
common 23%. o. 4 w. Sis. Southern
Pacific Co.'s. y. Y. Central Isl. Mis-
souri, Pacific 1913. Metropolitan 1874
l.. * y. 1871. Shelters 16+h. c. F. l.
55iz. Canadian Pacific ia Illinois
Central 175l2. Penna l433s. Erie 467s.
I. c. l. 1854. c. 4 o. 30, b. r. T. SSss
b. & o. 1928. AtchiSon SSS4. I1ocomo-
tive 90. Sugar 1852. ST. Paul 1S0&4. Cop
per 1904. Republic Steel preferred
l04
Bank Statement
New York. Dec. 23.-ReseTve in
crease. s2l1,775; reserve less u. s. in
crease. SlSS.S25; loans increase. ST.
54S.10o: specie increase, $i.SS.700; le-
gals decrease. s1.5l0.4O0 deposits in
crease. sI.IS9. SEQ: circulation decrease.
Sill 200.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

the wholesale quotations in today's
market.
Provisions and Produce.
Butter-Dairy, zoe to &c.
Lard-Sc@10c.
Live Poultry-Spring chickens, &C
pound; hens, per pound, &c; ducks,
per pound. SC; turkeys per pound, 13c
TO 15c Geese. per pound, SC to &c.
egetables-Potatoes, Csc.
Eggs-Fresh, 25c.
Feed and Fuel.
Grain-Corn, new 42c@45c oats, 81
633c
WOODLAND, per load, s5@S5.50.
Forage-Timothy hay, s10@s11;
prairie. s7Qs9; clover, mixed, $7@$S.
Coal-Lump. bushel, lac, slack, per
bushel, Sc49c.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23
MOLINE MENTION,

May Muster Out Reserves.-There is
now possibility that the local diyi-
sion of the naval reserves will be mus
tered out of service unless there is a
radical change in the matter of at
tendance by the members of the divi-
sion Thursday evening Col Walter
FieldhOuse was in the city and inspect
ed the local division. While the col
onel did not divulge the report he will
make 10 the state department as to the
condition of the local division, it is a
known fact that there were only p
men present at the inspection Thurs
day evening, a very poor showing when
it is considered that there are 20 mem
bers in the company. However, the
colonel stated that the aTmory in No
line ranks with the best in the state as
far as the equipment is concerned with
the exception of the rifles WHICH are in
use. Although he made no positive
statements, it is evident that he thinks,
as well as many others who are &C
quainted with the local conditions, that
there is not enough enthusiasm among
the members. Last June the division
would have been mustered out had it
not been for the prompt action and eff
fort on the part of c. II. Deere, who
took it upon himself TO influence the
officials in charge to not take immedi-
ate action.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23
DAVENPORT DOTS.
FlorizeI RI

FlorizeI Reuter- Comine.-FlorizeI
Reuter-. the wonderful young violin vir-
tuoso is to be here during the holidays.
FloriZel and his mother. Mrs. Reuter-
and Arthur Newstead, the gifted young
English pianist who has been with
them on South American tour, have
reached the United States direct from
South America. and will spend the hol-
idays here, leaving soon afterward for
Mexico They will arrive in Davenport
tomorrow evening. Charlton Murphy
of Philadelphia, a graduate of the con-
servatory at Geneva, a pupil of Henri
Marteau and a violinist of ability. Mr.
and Mrs. f. p. Haddix, parents of Mrs.
Reuter-, and Miss Flora b. Haddix. her
sister. are anticipating the visit with
much pleasure, as will the friends of
the family.
Men to Be Transferred.-The cree
ton of the mammoth transfer station
and yards by the Rock Island road at
Silvis will result in about a dozen en-
ployes of the road in this city being
transs5--eh there. The changes take
effect on Jan. 9 G. S. Cameron, the
newly appointed agent at Silvis, was in
Davenport selecting the men who will
be transferred.
Hayward for Office.-The Dies
Moines Register a. Leader publishes
fine likeness of Hon. W. c Hayward
of this city. with an extended article i'll
which It stated that Mr. Hayward
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

dition The fact that Rock river is
becoming more and more a favorite
spot for the people of the city to camp
and spend their leisure hours is ad-
vanced as argument for a profit in the
saloon business, and the plan would
be to have the saloon convenient to
the bridge and the lane. An attempt
to sell liquor at retail was nippeG bT
the sheriff during the last year, and
since that time what liquor has been
sold has been in the minimum whole
sale quantities.
Obituary Record Miss Elizabeth
Pfeiffer died yesterday after short
Illness with quick consumption. The
end came at the home, AS Seventh
street. The young lady was born Jan
Il, 1875, in Chicago. and had resided
in this city for % years. She was a
well known dressmaker. She is sur
vived by her mother and three broth
ers and one sister.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS

-oday's Quotations on Provisions, Live
Stock. Feed and Fuel.
Rock Island, Dec 2S--Foilowing are
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

would probably shortly announce his
candidacy for the nomination for sec
rotary of state. in the gift of the next
republican state convention.
Dies in Street. - John II. Hoehn, an
old and well known citizen of this city,
was stricken with apopleXy on the cor
ner of Warren and Second streets yes
terday afternoon and death resulted al
most instantaneously. The fatal stroke
came about o'clock. when Mr.. Hoehn
was enjoying an afternoon walk. He
fell face forward and was picked up by
passers by and taken into Matzen' S
meat market on the northwest corner
of Second and Warren streets. De
ceased was about 20 years of age and
has resided in Davenport for many
years. lie was a carpenter by trade
but recently was engaged in the gro
Gerry business on Gaines street His
home was at 522 Warren street. He is
survived by four children.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23
"WTTHOUT A PAIN"

writes Mary Shelton, of Poplar
Bluff, NO., a. c..n do my housework,
although, before taking CARDU1, two
doctors had done me no good. can
t.uthfuily say was cured by Cardui
! want every suffering lady To know of
this wonderful nedicins-p
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

Will Present a Play. - To raise
funds TO meet the deficit in the higE
School Athletic association, to provide
the usual funds needed by the senior
class during graduation year. and To
make up deficit on piano at the high
school. the athletic association and the
seniors have united on the presenta-
ton of play for these three purposes.
The seniors have agreed TO waive the
importance of their class play for the
larger work that has been combined
in this joint plan. The play will be
The Rivals and it Will be presented
at The Moline during the latter part
of February or the fore part of March.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

alI-Mitton.-Fred C. Kendall
and Miss Emma L. Milton. both of Car
bon Cliff. were married Thursday after
noon at o'clock by the Rev. NJ. V.
Crumbaker at the First Methodist par
sonage.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

Want q VilIase-An interesting ru-
DOR is abroad along Rock river bot
toms that there is a movement among
residents in that part Of South Moline
township 10 incorporate a village ia
the Bridge Lane vicinity. II is de-
clared that the plan has is origin in
the desire To operate a saloon along
the lane for the custom which travels
back and forth across Rock river
bridge II IS argued that from the sa-
loon license fee that would be charged
enough money could be derived 10
keep Bridge lane in the pink of con
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-12-23

Settles for Desth.-The estate OF
Charles Lambertson, the baggage man
who was killed by Rock Island train
at the local station some time ago, has
settled with the road out of court, the
con sideration being $500. The settle
ment was $500.
Smyrna times., 1905-05-10
THE
new YORK WORLD
THRICE-A-WEEK EDITION.
Rend Wherever the English LanRuare
IL spoken.

The Thuce-a-Week World was a brilliant
success Ill the beginning and has been
steadily growing ever since Time is the
test OF all things, and has set its seal of an
proval on the Thrice-a-Week World, which
IS widely circulated in every State and Ter
rltory of the Union, and wherever there are
people who can read our mother tongue.
This paper for the year 1903, will make
its news service, if possible, more extern
slve than ever. All events of Importance.
no matter where they happen, are reported
accurately and promptly.
The subscriber, for only one dollar wear
gets three papers every week and more
news and general reading than most great
dailies can furnish at five or six times the
price.
The Thrice-a-Week World is absolutely
fair IN its political news. Partisan bias IS
never allowed to affect its news columns.
and Democrat and Republican alike can
obtain IN its pages truthful accounts of all
the great political campaigns.
In addition to all the news, the Thrice-a-
Week World furnishes the best serial fiction.
elaborate market reports and other features
of interest.
The Thrice-a- Week Worlds regular sub
scrlption price is only $1.OO per year and
this pays for 156 papers. We offer this un-
eequaled newspaper and The SMYRNA Times
together one year for $1.75. The regular
subscription price of the two papers is $500
Smyrna times., 1905-05-10
nonton,r Croolked streets.

Boston has had to stand much joking
on the subject of its crooked streets.
Every one has heard of the stranger
who, lost in the tortuous ways, des-
perately caught the coat tails of the
man In front Of him and got along
very we'll until an abrupt turn revealed
the fact that it was his own coat tails
to which he was clinging. Early last
century a Frenchman gave an interpre-
tation Of the deviousness of the high
ways which is both pleasant and pa
triotic 1t is found in book called "A
Trip to Boston," by e. G. Wines.
81 have passed a delightful morning
In Boston," writes the author. 1--WE
went to Charlestown in an omnibus,
passing through a considerable portion
Of the city. The irregularity Of the
streets is amazing. 1t is a common
saying that Boston was laid out by
COWS, and l can well believe 1t. The
labyrinth Of Crete never equaled it.
do not say the irregularity is disagree
able; on the contrary, the effect is
pleasing. TO stranger it is per-
petual surprise"
Many years ago the Marquis OF
Chatelot visited Boston.
Marquis" said an apologetic citizen,
"you will find Boston streets very
crooked. They turn and twist In ev-
cry direction"
"Ah, YER good. YER good" replied
the courteous nobleman. 1T show de
liberte."
Smyrna times., 1905-05-10
Allows Interest on Deposits.

Depositors share in the profits arising from In
veSlmentS made by the company and their sav.
iDgs in short time prove most gratifying. In.
terest is credited TO their accounts semi aD1ualv
June 3Oth and December 31st. Hundreds Of
ihousands of Dollars have been paid to depOs-
with the Company, whether in large or small
sums, receive the same uniform rate of interest.
Deposits may be added to and checked out as
desired Accounts may be opened at any time
Remittances of Money for deposit may be made
Dy Cheek 7. o. Money Order or in Currency by
Registered Mail. A letter of acknowledgment.
each depositor opening an account.
BENJAMIN NIELDS, President.
JAMES b. CLARKSON, Vice-President.
JOHN S. ROSSELL, Sec'y and Trust
Officer.
L. SCOTT TOWNSEND, Treasurer.
Smyrna times., 1905-05-10
SECURITY TRUST
AND
Safe Deposit Company,
No. 6ts MARKET STREET,
WILMINGTON, DEL.
CAPITAL full paid), $6OO,OOO.OO
Surplus. ..............$4 .$4S3, ,269. 80
AUTHORIZED BY LAW

To act as EXECUTOR, ADMINISTRATORS.
TRUSTEE, GUARDIAN, RECEIVER, AS
SiGNEE, REGISTRAR and AGENT, and to
Execute Trusts of Every Description.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-16
Knew How Freshman Felt.

The Inauguration OF DR. Luther to
the presidency Of Trinity college, Hart
ford, which took place recently. sug
gested an incident Of rainy day
some years ago. A freshman was talk-
Ing along In front Of Northam hall,
when tho strap that held his books
suddenly parted and they We're scat
tered over the wet pavement. He was
just about to punctRate his thoughts
with a few well-chosen words, when
lie heard some one just behind him.
Catching himself, he glanced over his
shoulder and saw Prof. Luther, who
smilingly said: Say it; go on ami
say it, never can, You know. New
York Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-16

In 1901 the population of England
and Wales a square mile was 55S. Iii
1900 the population Of the United
states was 2l.4 square mile; SO Enc
land is comparatively crowded Ye,
IN Lincolnshire widow had TO travel
'hirty-nine miles on her husband
death. Thus; For a doctors cortif
cate, miles; to register the death.
miles; return home, miles; to thl
crave and back, IS miles; total, 9!
miles.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-16
MARRIAGE of Birds.

1t cannot really be doubted that
there are various species of birds
whose marriages extend over far
greater period than that merely Of The
nesting season. Long before the nest
ing season begins one secs the gold
fnches in pairs, long after it has end
ed enc sees the blue titmice in pairs.
Land and Water.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-16
/: NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBORS )
Observation-Disclosures

There is some talk of telephone
system being installed in Ullin soon.
Mr. c. w. Mcclure is in st. Louis.
Mr. Ben Anderson and family were
summoned to Dongola where his par
ents are III.
James MeFadden IS visiting friends
in Mt. Vernon, Ind.
Messrs. Albert Aldrich and Archie
Alexander have re urned to Posey
county, Indiana.
Several of our citizens attended
court last week
A few ladders will be purchased
for use in case of fire. They will be
left at the several churches.
Friday was the coolest day of the
season and some of the thermometers
registered 2 degrees below zero.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-16
A Detached RelfrY.

The village church of East Bergholt
Suffolk, Is probably the only one IN
England which possesses an entirely
distinct building for the belfry. The
bells are hung in shed many yards
away from the church. and are work
ed from above instead Of from be
meath.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-16

A Brooklyn physician whose mem.
DRY for names is very poor recently
had patient in hts Office for whom
re was asked 70 I'll out an application
for some position. Not wishing to be-
tray the fact that he had forgotten the
mans name he casually inquired, as
he poised his pen above the paper:
''Ey the way. how DO you spell your
name?"
The man gave him curious glance
and said "J-ON.E Jones