Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-02-11
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q duty.-Houston CTexas) Chronicle.
Bulgaria has addressed another note
to the powers 1t will be likely to turn
up in dlplomacy's dead-letter Office
Washington Times.
From the amount involved, it looks
ike there ought to be more lawyers in
the Chadwick case than have yet ap-
peared.-Atlanta Journal.
II the Mormon saints" are up to all
they are up to, what can a Mormon
sinner do TO distinguish himself?--
1 Houston (Texas) Chronicle.
The Gar is quite willing to give the
people Of Russia such rights as he no
longer considers it possible to with
Washington Evening Star.
A man was mobbed in Utah recently
for kissing a girl. 1t is probably
against the rules in Utah to kiss less
than six at a tlme.-Augusta Chron-
lcle.
The man who buys a nickel's worth
Of piety on Sunday is sometimes sur
prised to see the stock run low and
the week still young.-Louisville Her
aid.
The Sultan of Turkey is trying to
negotiate a loan Of $15,OOO.OOO. He
has probably been reading the Chad
wick literature.-Louisville Courier
Journal
A Brooklyn judge says a man who
dyes his hair is weak minded. Prob
ably because he does away with the
gray matter.-Newport News Times
Herald.
When woman can't find anything
else to worry about she can do it about
whether the baby is going to wear
sideburn whiskers when he grows up.
New York Press.
A 14-year-old boy married a l3-year-
old girl in Tennessee after court
ship of one week. Time is evidently
regarded as valuable in that section
Birmingham News.
But what we want those witnesses
In the Smoot case to tell is whether
that man was really lynched in Salt
Lake City for whistling only One
Girl. Journal.
Clever men are the best encyclo-
pedias," said Goethe, but you cannot
buy them with free bookcase for 81
down and the balance on the Install
ment plan.-Houston Chronicle.
AS Whitelaw Reid is to be Ambassa-
dor to England we trust he will not
neglect to send his plum-colored plush
pants TO the pressing club before he
sails hence.-Macon Telegraph.
The third battle of Manassas
seems to have dlsgusted Congress
with the sham battle business. and in
this respect the army appropriation
will be cut.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Standard Oil Company is going
to tow barge 1900 miles ut sea lust
to demonstrate the power Of the
Standard OIL pull. of which we have
heard so much.-Washington Post.
Colorado is making giant strides in
agricultural development" SAYS the
Denver News. Yes. she is even trying
TO make two Governors grow where
one grew before.-Washlngto Post.
We can understand something Of the
significance of the quotation. "Uneasy
lies the head that wears CROWN"
since learning that the Prince of Wales
has nineteen planos.-Montgomer
Advertiser.
An English judge has officially de-
cided that school teacher is not a
gentleman. At least - per cent Of
those in this part Of the world are not.
they being women-Richmond Times.
Dispatch.
When a jury divides evenly I'm opin-
ion, after hearing the same testimony
from the same people. it is small won
der that there are such radical differ
ences in political -Washington
Evening Star.
Who can blame the Car for refns-
ing to establish a Russian Congress
when he reflects that it probably
would establish n Congressional Rec
ord and a free seeds distribution p
Savannah News
Miss Joyce, the perfect model"
leads the simple life to keep a perfect
figure. That kind Of argument will
have more weight with women than
years Of preaching by Parson Wagner.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
A Tennessee church has taken ont
an injunction to prevent certain of its
members from installing an organ in
the church. Now If it will take ont
an injunction to prevent the soprano
from insisting on singing solo every
Sunday all will be well.-Atlanta
Journal.
The most exquitite happiness that
can come to a woman?" said one Of
the sex. why. it's to look her best
when she is married. If girl knows
she's looking her best then she has
reached the supremest state Of exhil- /
aration that is given to womankind. -
Charlotte IN. c. Observer.
AoSc NuNdlulf SophOmOreS think
that young Gould acted in a cowardlv
manner In shooting at them when
they came to haze him. The towards
idea of cOwardice is always extremely
funny.-Memphis Commercial-Appal
A university graduate has been
made president of the Western Mary
land Railroad Company. This is n
pleasing exception to the monotonous