davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

He swears by those same stars above,
In words that set her heart awhirl,
Her life shall be dream of love.
And she believes it all-poor girl!
A St. Louis carpenter has left his
wife because she talks in her sleep.
He is a union man and cannot tolerate
any violation of the eight hour rule.
How many struggling for livelihood
Oft grow discouraged in the rocky
game
And in their desperation think they
would
Be willing to be rich-and bear the
shame.
A baby with two heads was born re-
Gently at Gloversville, Y. Unfortu-
nately it did not live to practically
demonstrate the truth of the old saying
that "two heads are better than one,
Sarah Bernhardf, having been shut
out of the syndicate's houses, will tour
Texas in a circus tent. The pink lemo.
and peanut privilege should be valuable
with that show.
A Boston preacher AYERS that he
breaches to about four bushels Of
baked beans every Sunday morning.
1t might be interesting for some Chicago
minister to giveus an estimate of about
how many pounds of pork sausage he
breaches to.
II sealskins become much more ex-
pensive, only the seals can afford to
wear them.
A Kansas man sent . shirt to the
laundry and by mistake = woman's
nightie was returned to him. He looked
her up. mingled his bushes with hers
while exchanging the goods and later
married her. How's that for = roman
tic shirt tale.
Billy Sunday netted 5000 in five
weeks at Burlington, Iowa, while
preaching that salvation is free.
Although he is as bald rs blown up
bladder. Congressman Longworth has
never been accused Of being first
nighter at 4 hosiery show.
A man in an Arizona town was struck
on the head with . stone and killed
while whistling ''Bedelia" on the street.
The coroner did not think an inquest
necessary.
A corrsspondent says the esar has .
flexible rubber backbone. That i
really N advantage. He can double
up and crawl under the bed more readily
when he hears . noise like bomb fuse
suffering.
Scientists now declare that carrots
will beautify the complexion, but taess
eastern society women viii shudder at
the thought Of such food. Belgian
harss eat carrots. you know.
A Warrington editor says: ''Civs
w The woman who can talk Did that
editor ever zee weman outsids the
deaf mute ranks Who couldn't or
wouldn't talk3
Congressman Loagworth win enter
upon married life with one great Ad-
vantage that many vho have precsdsd
him on the bridal path viii envy. He
IL - haA ~ The egg of the ostrich of
the desert.
The wenen Of . Ksnsas town threw
thrss dossa unehasts sggs at vhiskey
drummer. He escaped untaintsa. but
: aumbsr ef innocent hvstandsrs were
obliged 70 hurry hosns anA take bath.
II you bssgAe Christnas prsssnts O
~ installnsat p,aa ysa ~ Asyavaag
for thssn aftsr thsir rseipasnts have
fosgottsa thsm.
Twin broshsrs wsrs married te twin
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29
Next Number Of Lecture Course.

Next Saturday night, January 9Th,
will occar the next number Of the Delta
Entertainment Course. This time it
win be Adrian NJ. Neweas, Who As N
impersonator comes highly recon-
mended and will no doabt prove - be
one Of the most interesting numbers of
the course. His renditioa Of the ''Sky
PilDt" is said 10 be eneeptionally good.
The Mt. Vernon IN. W Argus has
The following to say about him: Profess
ssr Newens proved hiaself to Be one Of
the most clever impersonatars that
ever visited Mt. Ver.on. but he WIS
far more than that. His synpathetic
pcetrayal of the life # Emanuel Bayard
with his eathusiasa for Humanity
showed the impersonator to be = pro-
feund sociologist, trained in tie school
Of experience.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Sir Archibald Geike, the famous geo.
logist, predicts another deluge. There
may be many who think another one is
needed for the same cause that brought
the first one.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29
Jests and Jineles
By James Barton Adams

A Kansas editor classes sugar-cured
hams as sweet meats.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29
Issa - Sssasss n psA

0ood farm team and HARNESS. fer nix
ehsaA Both team and harness for $le0.
CuAs. W. CA1rDELl.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

The cigar that has been named At
Secretary Taft is of very corpuie.
build and wears a belly band. y
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

C. w. Newlin chose Christmas Day
for the event of his life. When his
friends say: ''Merry Christmas" they
mean also to express congratulations
lovsr his.asmarria9e TO Mn Laura
Sprinkle which occurred at l O'Clock p.
m. at the brides residence on Dodge
street, Rev. H. J. rockingham officiat-
ing. Every one wishes them joy.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29
sisters in Oklahoma last week j
minister who was also the half Of 3
Of twins. What will the harvest I

A French scientist predicts chat th'
world will die of thirst in the cour4s o.
few centuries. milwaukee and St
Louis papers please copy.) III
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

TWENTY-THIRD YEAR
sussnunssuEnEasznnnnNzEnzg
JestS and Jin9leS I
By James Barton Adams
A Kansas editor classes sugar-cured
hams as sweet meats.
The Hatehful correspondents now at
tach no political significance to Cong
ressman Longworth's calls at the White
house.
Sir Archibald Geike, the famous geo.
logist, predicts another deluge. There
may be many who think another one is
needed for the same cause that brought
the first one.
Millionaire Corey should have needed
the ancient advice: Be sure you are
off with the old love before laying in
stock of new goods"
A New Jersey footpad demanded
leash or kisses" from young lady
whom he held up. She reached home
safely and not a penny out.
An eastern editor explains that bears
sleep in winter because the president
doesn't go hunting in that season and
they must have some time to sleep.
It is said that Congressman mick"
Longworth proposed seven times to
Miss Alice Roosevelt before landing
her. Most any other girl would have
gobbled the wealthy and distinguished
young man the first dash out of the
box.
I'VE sit supinely down while being
robbed, 4" says Governor Hoch of Kan
sas. Not in Colorado governor. We
stand perpendicularly up with our hands
in the Air.
"Why don't you give that dirty young
'un bsth?"
The minister asked with showing
Of wrath,
Ard tAs mother replied: "Causs l
haven't no show
I've sewed on his clothes for the win
ter, you know"
Ian Mclaren says IL he had his life to
live over again he would preach shorter
sermons. Recall this fact, dear young
ministers, when your hearers begin to
yawn and show evidences Of fear that
the Sunday dinner may get cold.
Congressman Longworth Is . menu
ber Of the house committee on foreign
affairs. but will soon devote much at
tention to domestic affairs.
Charity now covers multitude of
shins in New York. A woman of that
city has given 10000 pairs Of socks to
the POOR.
The two weeks congressional vaca-
ton AFFORDS Senator Ben Tillman an
opportunity TO rest his voice and eradi-
cate the hlood stains from the tines Of
his pitchfork.
A wicked Missouri editor declares
that it Is no more harm TO catch. hsh on
Sunday than to rnn down . chicken for
the preachers dinner.
When two women stand In the door
for several minutes saying goodbye
one Is reminded Of = Shakspcarean
play: much adieu about nothing"
A giddy young maiden Of Lincoln
Told her fellow: ITO my way Of thincoln
The girl who would wed
II foolish sap-hsadl''
And Il drove the poor fellow to drinco!nl
A Chicago club woman says that
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

The katehful correspondents now at
tach no political significance to Cong
ressman Longworth's calls at the White
house.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Millionaire Corey should have needed
the ancient advice: Be sure you are
off with the old love before laying in
stock of new goods
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29
Christmas Weddings.

Monday, Christmas day, Miss Verna
Dingman, of this place. was married to
Mr.. Lee Jenson, of Grand Junction.
The ceremony was performed by Rev.
Rarick and took place at the home of
the brides brother, Ed. Dingman, who
lives about one mile south of town. The
event occurred about five o'clock p. m.
with only few friends and relatives
present. The young couple eft yester-
day for Grand Junction where they will
make their home.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Hoa Rxsir.-Thrss room house wa
csllnrand pasturs for stock.
E. r. SrANDlsH.
Garnet Mem.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

A New Jersey footpad demanded
leash or kisses" from a young lady
whom he held up. She reached home
safely and not a penny out.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

An eastern editor explains that bears
sleep in winter because the president
doesn't go hunting in that season and
they must have some time to sleep.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Twin brothsr wsrs married 70 twin
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Scientists now declare that carreka
will beautify the complexion, but thess
eastern society women viii shudder at
the thought of such food. Belgian
harss eat carrots. you know.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Good nortssgs hans On real sseaa'
wanted.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

The moon and the stars in splendor
grand
Begem the blue December skies
As he and she go strolling. and
Cast at each other goo-goo eyes.
He swears by those same stars above,
In words that set her heart awhirl.
Her life shall be dream of love.
And she believes it all-poor girl!
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

.'Man's inhumanity 70 man makes
countless thousanda mourn" A Chicago
footpad who held ups number Of citi-
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

A Washington editor says: ''Civs
W The woman who can talk" Did that
editor ever zee weenan outsids the
deaf mute ranks Who couldn't or
wouldn't talk?
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

CoagTessman Loagworth win enter
upon married life with one great Id
vantage that many vho have precedsd
him On the bridal path viii envy. He
Il ~ haA - The sgg ef the sstrich of
tbs desert.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

A man in an Arizona town was struck
on the head with . stone and killed
while whistling ''Bedelia" on the street.
The coroner did not think IN inquest
necessary.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

II you bssshe Christunas prsssnts On
~ installnsat plan ysa ~ hsyayang
for thssn aftsr thsir rscipssnts have
forgottsa thsm.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Congressman Longworth Is mem-
ber of the house committee on foreign
affairs. but will soon devote much at
tention to domestic affairs.
The Delta independent., 1905-12-29

Although he is as bald rs 4 blown up
bladder. Congressman Longworth has
never been accused Of being q first
nighter at 4 hosiery show.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12
LOSES HIS TONGUE
Well Known Actor Must Give Up His
Chosen Profession Forever.

Chicago, Dec 11.-When Frederick
l.. Powers stage director at the Bush
Temple theater, RECEIVERS from the ef-
fer.s of an anaesthetic at st. Jo-
seph's hospital tomorrow he VIII
have lost his only means of support
his tongue.
A talented actor, and formerly
leading man with Margaret Mather,
he has depended on his voice not on
" for his own support, but for that
of his aged mother, Mrs. George
OBer. who is watching beside him
at the hospital.
The story OF Mr.. Powers ahliction
Is pathetic. SI-H his characteristic
cheerfulness he submitted to an oper-
alton. He was to have his tongue cut
out. The doctor broke the news TO
him in pity. Further operations will
be necessary, the physicians say.
For his mothers sake Powers has
kept up his nerve until the trying
hour. He knows what is before him
that he can never use his voice again.
His last words will be words, Of en-
dearment to the mother who has
been so much TO him.
Mr.. Powers anliction Is cancer on
the tongue.
Last summer an operation was per
formed. Within a few weeks another
was deemed necessary. The knife
each time cut deeper and not too
sparlngly. Tomorrow DR.. Nicholassen
will perform the operation that is TO
silence the strong voice forever.
Mr.. Powers Is known as one Of
the most competent stage directors
of the west, having had charge for
several years of the Players Stock
Company. His character work proba-
bly, Is remembered pest I'm his role of
Dunstan KirEe. He Is a writer Of con.
siderable ability and the author of
number OF poems II IS hoped by
his friends that when - voice is
gone that he might turn his abilities
In this direction to more serious
purpose.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12
Kino Of All couah Medicines.

Mr.. Il. G. Case, a mail carrier OF
Canton Center Conn, who has been
in the L. $. service for about sixteen
years. says. we have tried many
cough medicines for Group, but Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy IS king OF
all and one to be relied on oycry
time. We also find it the best remedy
for coughs and colds, giving certain
results and leaving no bad after eff
fects." For sale by +. j. Ramsey, W.
b. Frame. Ardmore Drug Co, Bonner
& Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12
In Praise Of chamberlain's Cough
Remedy.

There is no other medicine manu-
factured that has received so much
praise and so many expressions or
gratitude as Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. II is effective, and prompt
relief follows its use. Grateful parents
everywhere do not hesitate to testify
20 its merits for the benefit OF others.
II is a certain cure for Group and will
prevent the attack II given at the first
appearance OF the disease. II Is es'
pecially adapted to children as II Is
pleasant to take and contains moth
ing injurious. Mr.. f. A. Humphreys,
a well known resident and clerk in
the store OF Mr. f. LDck, OF Alice,
Cape Colony. South Africa, says: Il
have used Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy TO ward off Group and colds in
my family. | found IL to be very sat
isfactory and II gives me pleasure TO
recommend it," For sale by +. j. Ram
sey. w. b. Frame. Ardmore Drug Co..
Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

The mark Of breeding is not al
ways indicated by the dollar mark.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12
TAGGART CASE AGAIN.
Attorneys for Wife File Charges
AGAINST Judge Eason.

Attorneys Tor WlIe rue SndI ASo
Against Judge Eason.
Wooster, o., Dec. 1.-THE noted
Taggart divorce case furnished an
exciting incident here this afternoon.
The attorneys apeared before Judge
Eason for the purpose of liking the
date for the motion for new trial.
Attorneys for Mrs. Taggart filed
a large number of dispositions and
aff9avits In support of the charge of
prejudice against Judge Eason and
asked for further time in which to Sc
cure other afidavits.
When Mrs. Taggarts attorney
started to leave court a change was
made and the date for the hearing
Of the motion fixed for Thursday, De
cember 10.
It is stated that some of the affi-
davits make rather sensational
charges against Judge Eason. but
Just what they contain could not be
learned as the documents were lock,
ed up.
It Is known, however, that an at
tempt is made to show that Allan
s. Botsfurd, n newspaper corresponds
ent. had some influence upon the YER
dict. What evidence will be produced
to sustain this contention and wheth-
er there will be sufIiciept evidence
introduced TO sustain this and other
contentious cannot be even surmised
at present One OF the aflidayits
makes allegations as to the conduct
of Botsford and John b. Adair, an
attorney.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

The Cotton Belt General Passenger
department at Tyler, Texas, have is
sued quite a unique advertisement In
the form OF beautiful Gold Edge play
ing cards which can be purchased at
Cotton Belt Ticket offices and on our
Cafe cars. Price twenty-five (25)
cents per deck or send thirty 600
cents in stamps to General Passenger
department, Tyler, Texas. for trans.
mission by U. s. mail 24-3m
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

Do you feel broken down and does
your system need nourishment. Just
take Man-Er-Vine Tablets, the worlds
greatest remedy for the nerves, brain
and blood. and watch results. soc.
City Drug Store. w. B. Frame. prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12
Election Notice,

The annual meeting of the stock
holders Of the Ardmore National Bank,
Ardmore, l. T., will be held at their
banking house January 8, 1906, be-
tween the hours of 10 o'clock a. m.
and o'clock p. m, for the cleo
ton of nine directors 70 serve for the
ensuing year.
G. w. STUART, Cashier.
First published December s, 1905.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

II is a pleasure TO take DR.. Dade's
Little Liver Pills and enjoy their tonic
effect upon the liver. Sold by City
Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

For few days we are maxim
special bargains In bugsles.
BIVENS. CORHN & FRENSLY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

Cupid occasionally hands out some
cold storage love.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

The dyspepuc should choose care
fully what he chews.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

Boys shoes at cost
at ID. ]. TREADWEI4L & co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-12

Hoping for the best won't bring
Il unless you work for II.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
Ml-oA(aro NI/Soa

The following letter is only one of
many thousands which are on file in
the Pinkham office, and go to prove
beyond question that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound must be a
remedy of great merit, otherwise it
could not produce such marvellous re-
suits among sick and ailing women.
Dear Mrs. Pinkham
About nine months ago I was great suf-
ferer with womb trouble, which caused me
severe pain extreme nervousness and fire.
quent headaches, from which the doctor
failed to relieve me l tried Lydia E. Pink
HAMS Vegetable Compound, and within a
short time felt better, and after taking five
bottles of it | was entirely cured. l therefore
heartily recommend your Compound as a
splendid uterine tonic. 1t makes the monthly
periods regular and without pain and what
a blessing it is to find such remedy after so
many doctors fail to help you. l am pleased
to recommend it to all suffering women y
Mrs. Sara Wilson, 81 East Sd Street, Cincin-
natl Ohio.
If you have suppressed or painful
menstruation, weakness of the stom-
ach, indigestion, bloating, leucorrhna,
flooding, nervous prostration, dizzi-
ness, faintness, - don t-care and
want-to be-left- alone" feeling, ex-
ctability, backache or the blues, these
are sure indications of female weak
ness, some arrangement of the uterus
or ovarian trouble. In such cases there
is one tried and true remedy-Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
COURT NOTES.
An Enjoyable Outing.

The mist attractive days outing is
that afforded by the excursion down
the railroad line. The HALEIWA
LIMITED. a first-class train. leaves
o'clock making the run IN two hours,
the rate for round trip being only s.. 90
From 1922 a. m. until $40 D. m is
spent at the beautiful HOTEL HA-
LEIWA, with fresh and salt water
bathing, tennis, golf drives and walks
shooting or fishing and you are back
in town at 1910 o'clock in the even
ing. q
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
MOTHERS

should know. The troubles with
multiUudes of girls is want of
proper nourishment and enough
of it. Nowadays they call this
condition by the learned name of
Anemia. But words change no
facts. There are thousands of
girls of this kind anywhere be-
tween childhood and young lady
hood. Disease finds most of its
victims among them. Some of
them are passing through the
mysterious changes which lead
up to maturity and need especial
watchfulness and care. Alas,
how many break down at this
critical period; the story of such
losses is the saddest in the his
tory of home. The proper treat
ment might have saved most of
these household treasures, if the
mothers had only known of
WAMPOLE'S PREPARATION
and given it to their daughters,
they would have grown to be
strong and healthy women. It
is palatable as honey and con-
tains all the nutritive and cura-
tive properties of Pure Cod Liv-
er Oil, extracted by US from
fresh cod livers, combined with
the Compound Syrup of Hypo-
phosphites and the Extracts of
Malt and Wild Cherry. In build
ing up pale, puny, emaciated
children, particularly those trou-
bled with Anemia, Scrofula, Rio
kets, and Bone and Blood dis
eases, nothing equals it; it's tonic
qualities are of the highest Or
der. A Medical Institution says:
eve have used your preparation
in treating children for coughs,
colds and inflammation its ap-
plication has never failed us in
any case, even the most aggra-
waited bordering on pneumonia"
The more it is used the less will
be the ravages of disease from
infancy to old age. 1t is both a
food and a medicine,-modern,
scientific, effective from the first
dose, and never deceives or dis
appoints. "There is no doubt
about it." Sold by all chemists
here and throughout the world
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
Wallace Jackson
General Baggage Express
and Draw Business.

VIII make special rates for hauling
by the ton Also have frewood for sale
Orders received by phone 343 prompt
~ attended to. Ia
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10

this" illustrating in action and made
the noise
well, give us an imitation Of the
bleatfng of a goat such as you did to
Jones. with your hand on your throat
IT, that Way.
II was here that the witness plead
81 q rustiness in the juvenile accom-
E.lishn.enc which prevented the vocal
illustration desired. Thirty three years
Is liable 10 produce some change in a
voice. especially an acquired voice Ct
one Of Ernest Seton Thompson's pro-
teges.
Mr.. Lewis told Of the exercises in
the old Fort-street church Sunday
school. TO which the Gulick pupils were
marched in a body. Here also Jones
turned out. according to the witness
under cross-examination. TO have been
not the only student who occasionally
fell down in his memory of the studied
scriptures. Mr.. Peters himself, by the
way. when quoting scripture in one of
his questions aroused a suspicion that
some of his own Sunday school train
irg had not abided With him.
George Nawaakoa was the next wit
ness. His examination had but just
started when the hour of adjournment
arrived.