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The San Francisco call., 1905-05-18
srssor TAVERN.

Picturesquely located on the western slope Of
Mt Shasta A visit to the Portland Exposition
will be more enjoyable by resting few days
here while en- route. All kinds OF amusenents.
For PARTICULARS consult the information bu-
reaus Of San Francisco. address Sisson's
Tavern Sisson. Cal
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FURNISHED country home in Marin
Co to let with OF barn and boat: good
fishing and hunting; rent SIG per month. Al
dress NJ ASPDEN. 316 Fremont 1t
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THE CALL

Prints daily snnas any
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MISCELLANEOUS.
Or. Mayors New Homa Treatment Permanently Cures
Rupture Without Pain or Surgical Operation. and
Enables Patients to Discard Trusses Forever,

DR. Ignatz Mayer, the famous Detroit Rupture
Authority Originator Of the PAINLESS and non-su.-
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THE ANCHORAGE

Most beautiful redwood park In Santa Cruz
Mountains First-class table. Rooms in rustic
cottages Address CLIFFORD HALL, Patchen
p O.. or PECK'S BUREAU. IL Montgomery.
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BERGSHBIM, Ssas. sos..s,s. e5s.

Five miles from Glenwood 6 from Santa Cruz
Milk. cream. fruit: 81 and ss per week: cir
culars free G. F. BIEDENWEG. 121 r. T.
D.. Santa Cruz.
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OCEAN TRAVEL.

Steamers leave piers and
i. san Francisco
For keIchikan, Wrangel,
Juneau. TresdWell. Haincs.
Skssw etc. Alaska-lI &.
n, May ;. 10, Is. 20. -. 50;
June T. Change TO Com =
psny's steamers at Seattle.
For Victoria, Vancouver,
Port Townsend Seattle
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nAxsrr srzrHas-Most desirable 4

A8oKN = 8<]s .1Oss Ve5xE aux3 ID
arsenic; over $4,000 in improvements: thor
oughly renovated and new sanitarium through
OUT one large 3-story building just completsds :
room. all kinds OF up-to-date apparatus Round
trip from s. r. 81 J. A. HAYES. Prop. =
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CAMPERS PARADISE

Cuernewood Park, on Russian River Boating,
bathing and fishing. Cots and tents rented.
Lots for sale Write for circular. GUERNE
& McLANE Guerneville.
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Napa Soda Springs

J Now open. The most beautiful mountain
I health and pleasure resort Call Peck's IL
Montgomery St. or address John Jacobs. Prop.
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is different mineral springs: cure for ALL In
formation at Peck's Bureau, IL Montgomery
st., or at J. MARTENS. Bachelor P. O.. Lake
County, Cal.
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B IUE E

Boating Bathing and all other amusements
free. Hot and cold sulphur baths. White sui
phur springs Send for pamphlet o. WEIS-
MAN. Midlake P. o.. Lake County, CAL,
ST., 6. F.
LAX E 8
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sEAur1ruL BHooxpALE-sa San,

Cruz Mts-: hrs from g. F.: beautiful scsnsry
OF stream. mountain q forest: warm. dry air =
tions. No business. trades. liquors. White
sulphur springs. Electric lights; sewerage: .
4 Sequoia Park: booklet Fish hatchery on
ground. BROOKDALE LAND CO.. Brookdals.
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MSNDENHALL sP8rNGSENow open
Thoroughly renovated: 10 miles from LIVER
more; water and climate unsurpassed: beautt-
ful scenery: plenty OF milk. cream. butter,
eggs and vegetables: SO per week. Furnishe1
housekeeping cottages TO LETT camping and pas
ture. Meet guests by appointment. THOS- 3.
KELLY Livermore.
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unDCnC,c In Pine Mts., CALIFORNIA; cholc-
UUnENU est climate; phone: bowling,
swimming, croquet hunting,
fishing; best of meals; the place to enjoy the
country: So to SO week. No sanitarium.
Round trip 50. Call at II Montgomery ST.. or
Mrs NJ Hoberg. Lake County.
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NICHY SPRINGS
Three miles from Ukah. Mendocino County.
Natural electric waters, champagne baths:
lovely grounds: fishing and hunting; crystal
spring: accommodations and table first class.
]. A. REDEMEYER. proprietor.
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sPIERs SPRINGS.

Lake County. Wonderful curative properties
for stomach liver and kidney troubles: IS to
SO per week Round-trip ticket from San
francisco, ST. Open June to October. New
buildings. Fine trout fishing. JOSHUA
SPIERS. Prop: mail via Middletown-
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FASHION STABLES

RIVERSIDE HOTEL AND COTTAGES
Near beach; 30 acres beautiful grounds; spe-
cial rates to families: write for booklet F.
BARSON. Proprietor. Santa Cruz
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uHh aulihlsl huhs OF sonoma %. SdaP mssksI
Pure water eQuable climate, lots az SO ups
cottages bailt BY Mseker. $50 up; depot: stores:
restaurant: hotel: post; express: phone; saws
saIito ferry. N 5. r. R II. c. MEEKER
Camp Meeker Sonoma County.
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CAMP VACATION

VIII open for guests MONDAY, May 1. Secure
accommodations Address MRS. L. C.
CNOPIUS, Camp Vacation. Vacation p. o.
Sonoma County Cal
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-25
LAYHA WKER JOTS

The lid appears to be sliding off at
Salina again. At least it is claimed
that a big black snake was discovered
up there recently.
Jewell county is planning a hi~ wolf
hunt on New Years day to eliminate
the coyotes. It will cover ten or
twelve square miles.
James Allen, of Cimarron, raised 5000
worth of WatermeIons in his garden this
summer. Cimarron, you remember, is
away out in the shortgrass country.
A Smith county man found six dead
steers in his herd one morning last
week, and he can't figure out the cause.
They had been running in the stalks
for two weeks, but had apparently been
all right till they died.
Wamego has captured a horned rab-
bit-the first one that has been discov-
cred for several years. The Times
thinks it is quite as interesting as the
four-legged fish or the cinder beetle Of
the shortgrass country
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WY NE I3TFF,IzI ENcE.

A week or so ago William Allen
White reached over the boundary line
and took a few chips in the congress
sionaI game that is going on in the
Second district. Mr.. White took coca
sion to give a few brief words Of adj
vice to W. R. Stubs, telling him to
make up with Henry Allen instead of
fighting him so bitterly. One of Mr..
Stubs alleged organs at Lawrence
replied for Mr.. Stubbs intimating that
that gentleman is on a pedestal so high
and lofty that he could not think of
being friendly to a political sinner like
Henry Allen.
It is recalled. however, that Mr..
Stubs supported Tom Kelly with all
his might only a few months ago, al
though admitting privately that Kelly
was not straight. AS it is somewhat
difficult to harmonic that with the po-
sition he is now attempting to main
tain on a lofty pedestal of political
purity, Mr.. White writes the follow
ing in the Emporia Gazette:
The esteemed Lawrence Journal
swells its shirt front with pride, and
replies to the Gazette that Stubs
would not make friends with Henry
Allen and help Allen to the congress-
man because he is unfit for the Job Of
congressman. The Lawrence Journal
chestily declares that the time for that
kind of thing is past. Let US fondly
hope that it is past. Let US fondly
hope that when Stubs made a deal
looking to the nomination of Tom KEEL
", whom he knew to be an improper
person, and whose money Stubbs took
TO nominate HOch-let US hope when
Stubs did that he learned his lesson.
And yet at that time Mr.. Stubs was
protesting his complete political re-
generation and redemption and his
complete publication from all sim
when he Joined up with Tom Kelly
just as he is now. The Gazette ad-
mires Stubs, and believes he is hon
est but his friends have a way of
making statements about him that
make him appear a very cheap hypo-
critic,
Everyone in Kansas knows that
Henry Allen is far superior to Tom
Kelly, with whom Stubs allied him
self for political purposes. And Stubs
would probably frankly say SO. The
Gazette does not believe that Stubs
should support Allen for congress: but
he should treat him decently. and make
it possible to get Aliens support for
Scott if Scott is nominated, or make
It possible for Stubs to support Allen
if Allen is nominated, without eating
too much dirt.
Far be it from the Gazette to as
sumo to dictate wisdom to the child
of the sun; but simply as a worm of
the dust who sees but little light it
does seem to the Gazette, so long as
a defender Of the prophet, that If
Stubs could afford to make a political
alliance with a dishonest man for a
worthy end he can afford to nuft quar-
reling with an honest man for an
equally worthy purpose"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-25
THE CASE or HUMAIEIl.

1t is an encouraging sign that a New
York lawyer, guilty of corruption. has
been summary convicted and sentenced
to punishment for his wrong-doing. And
he was by no means one of the small
fry" On the contrary he was recog-
nized as one of the leading attorneys Of
New York, a man Of great prominence
in certain lines Of litigation.
District Attorney jerome said that
ABE HummeI had been a menace to
the law-abiding people of New York
for twenty years. He was sharp and
shrewd, but like too many attorneys
he was not over-serupulous in his
methods of winning his cases no.. deal
ing with his clients. At last he was
caught in his dishonest practices and is
now facing a term in prison and a
heavy fine.
An attorney is, in theory, an officer
of the court. That is why he is ''ad-
mitted to the bar Theoretically he is
supposed to aid the court in arriving at
a correct opinion and in dispensing
justice. In the practice Of law it is Gus
tomary for attorneys to present to the
court all the facts and legal opinions
on the side Of their respective clients.
and when all the facts and arguments
are before it the court renders its de-
cision.
But this is theory; and with too
many lawyers it is only theory. Their
practice. like that of ABE Hummel.
is entirely different. They resort to
tricks and subterfuges to gain a point.
They will do anything for a fee, not only
defeating the ends of justice in the
courts, but also accepting commissions
from oppressive trusts or dishonest in
dividuals to secure or defeat legislation
in law-making bodies.
Such lawyers are not indigenous to
New York alone; they exist in almost
every community. Many are of small
Importance, but there are others who.
like Abe Hummel, have achieved
prominence. It is these prominent at
torneys who resort to dishonest prac-
tees, who are the greatest menace. for
they set the example which the lesser
lights follow
1t is therefore encouraging that the
courts of New York have set about rails
Ing the standard Of legal ethics. It is
to be hoped that the good work will be
carried forward until the legal profess
sion once more approaches the high
standard that should belong to it. There
are, it is true, many lawyers who would
scOrn to do anything not strictly honor
able and who would not touch a. fee
tainted in the least with corruption and
injustice, but there are also-cthers.
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dared not speak-he could not be less
generous than Pembroke and take ad-
vantage Of this blessed chance meeting
to hinder him from his right to ask her
first. He walked as fast as ne dared
and at her door steadfastiy refused to
enter. She was hurt and showed IT, put
he hurried away. He knew Pembroke
awaited her within and he went
wretchedly back to his office. He could
not have touched dinner and he would
study UP that case of Browns ana Try
to forget.
An hour later ne sat with his head
in his hands when the phone rang. He
rose YEARLY to answer 1t. It was Fem
broke's voice.
Antrim Pembroke said. al am at
my Office and in a hurry, and you must
do exactly as I say. Go to the SIZZLING
house imm tely to see Miss Marian
she is Infused and needs attention.
also want to tell you you are biggest
idiot I ever met. Good-by,' hanging
up the receiver without waiting for a
Mystihed. dazed. half angry, the doc
tor started. Could she be really in
jured? Had she fallen2 If so, would
they have sent for him instead of an
older, less interested man? He board
ed the first car. He swung off and
hurried to the door. A servant met
him.
cred into a dim, lovely little sitting
room. Marian, flushed with glad eyes.
came toward him from the glowing
hearth fire. He stood staring at her,
but she reached him both her hands,
then he took them and stammered out:
WAS Pembroke Joking? He told
me to come here-he said you we're
injured-he-" Her eyes suddenly
filled with tears.
foh," she said, ct ann am! It's
an old hurt she put her hand to her
heart and looked away from him.
Cant you see? John Pembroke-told
me-he said that you-oh, Philip
must I say it?" He suddenly took her
into his arms and held her close, then
he put her into the big chair and knelt
beside her.
"Dearest-do you mean it? Am to
have you for
For a Christmas gift she laughed
through a mist of tears. Il thought
you'd never come, never see! How
could I tell you? Poor John, I'm sorry
about him. she said softly. and her
face sobered. Then she put her hands
on his shoulders where he still knelt.
She spoke slowly.
Il believe you're a good doctor,
Philip-my heart is better already
better for the change"
The doctors answer was unspoken-
! Copyright, 1905, by Ruby Douglass
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-25

A Smokers Mistake.

Smokers have heard much, in these
days of microbes, of the disinfecting
powers of the fumes of tobacco; so
much, indeed, that the practice of
blowing a Whit of cigar smoke into
the speaking bell of the telephone to
discourage any germs that may be
lurking there has become a pretty gen
eral habit.
One frequent user of the phone,
however, is only now recovering from
the lesson which taught him, a few
weeks ago never to blow before he
looks, and it is probable that he will
not again be so windy, whether he
looks or not
On the occasion in question the
smoker blew a Whit of fragrant Ha-
varla into the phone, when there
emerged from the dark interior a
winged fury in the shape of wasp,
which lit on the nose of the blower
and lost no time in make lasting i'm
preston.
In the suddenness of his retreat the
smoker knocked over a $50 vase, which
was smashed, and damaged a type
writing machine by letting the tele-
phone receiver fall on it. The nose is
only now assuming its normal func-
tions.-Philadelphi Record.
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GLOBE SIGHTS.


IFrom the Atchison Globe.1
Winter is more becoming to most girls
than summer, because in winter they
don't look so thin.
You may still be young, but yor
friends don't think so, if they give Won
red fannels and coal for Christmas.
This is the gratitude a man gets for
what he gives his wife. She wonders
what on earth possessed him to buv
That. '
There are some people who would
carry cheerfulness so far that thew
would demand philosophy from the rat
There seem to be two occasions when
It is improper to mention the cost: At a
funeral. and when on a honeymoon.
The combination of wealth and gen
erosity in a bachelor uncle beats this
fairy godmother business by thou
sand miles.
When it is reported that a girl mar
RED rich man, how critical people are
Of her clothes the first time she comes
home after her marriagei
In every hen yard there is one hen
that all the others pick on. Same Wav
in every family: There is one member
that the others unite in disliking.
It is a good idea to lay in such a stock
q patience upon arising every morning
that it will not be exhausted when the
egg is over-fried at breakfast.
Perhaps one reason married men away
from home try to pass of as single is
that they want to keep the Blow from
the women as long as possiBle.
The only difference between a mans
Christmas buying and q woman,s is
that a woman takes six weeks to get
her friends what they don't want, and a
man takes six minutes
Pink teas and red rose luncheons
having had their day an Atchfson
woman has sent invitations out to 4
Spotted Tea, and those not invited saw
that means there will be spots on tie
table CLOTH as usual
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[From the chieago Newa.l

IFrom the Chicago News.1
Even the lowly hog wants the lions
share.
A woman's face may be a druggists
fortune.
Many man who smiles and says
nothing is a liar.
It takes a deaf mute to sing those
songs without words.
A man who profits by wrongdoing
always has an excuse ready.
Many a glum man smiles-but only
the bartender sees him do it.
Women dress to please themselves
and to displease their neighbors.
When a man boasts of having sown
his wild oats he never pauses to explain
just what he means
It costs twice as much to live now as
it did a hundred years ago-but it's
worth every cent of the difference.
Many a mans excellent reputation
is due to the fact that his wife doesn' t
tell all she happens to know.
Inventors seem to be getting the air
ship down fine-but they still have
some trouble when it comes to getting
it up.
How often It happens that the cream
of society is made up OF people who
have money but are unable to remem-
Der how they got It,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-25
HVMOR OF THE Day

Teacher-'sTommy. what is the name Of
the largest known diamond? Tommy
1.-The Ace. Leader.
'.Herer' shouted the depot official
what do you mean by throwing those
trunks around like thatE
The baggagemen gasped in astonish-
ment and several travellers pinched them
selves to make sure that 1t was real. Then
the official spoke again to the baggage
Don't you see that you are making big
dents in this concrete platforms ''-Smart
Set.
wei, after ALL" said Mrs. Naggett,
linery that I desire most
And I tell you. 1 won't buy it for you"
snapped Mr.. Nagget.
for it. It's a Widows bonnet "-Phila-
delphia Press
"Did the photographer take a good pic
ture of the baby?" asked the anxious
@fSspiendidI" replied the father showing
the proofs. He caught one of those ex-
pressions when you can't tell whether
he's laughing or crying. Detroit Free
Press.
she-The evil that men do always lives
after them, you know
He-sure; but it's a good deal more un-
Boston Transcript
y
danger in the yellow peril?
Ukerdeck-Oh, yes, of course. But the
red or black autos are just as bad.-St.
Louis Post Dispatch.
Orville Tuffun-How did youse guys
manage ter raise all dat disturbance wild
out gettin' pinched?
Muggsy-Dat was a cinch Whenever
we seen cop comm de gang would give
a college yell. Den de cop would FINK
was students. an go awsy.-Cleveland
Leader.
AIamie-I believe in womans rights.
Gertie-Then you think every woman
should have a vote2
Mamie-No: but 1 think every woman
should have voter.-Chicago Record
Herald
BUY my Christmas presents early mot
much. I always wait until the last mo-
ment."
because then I'm sure to forget some
thing and that's just SO much saved. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
she-This is the time of the year when
a woman appreciates having little mon
Helm It's the time when her hus-
band appreciates it, too.-Detroit Free
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-25

Assistant Attorney General Charles H.
Robb, who became famous by his work
in running down the postal grafters a
couple Of Years ago, began tI& practice
Of law in a small village in Vermont,
says the Boston Herald. He knew all
the people of the town, as well as many
of the farmers in the surrounding coun-
try.
zone day" said Mr.. Robb, "a tan.
lank Yankee came into my office 1t
seems that he had got into trouble as a
result of trading a COW. He had sue
ceeded in palming off on an unsuspect-
ing neighbor an uncertain looking ami
mai which proved to be stone blind. In
addition it was lean and run down gen
orally. On finding that the COW couldn't
see the farmer who had been imposed
upon brought suit against my client. I
questioned the man.
( sa'pid you. tell the farmer that the
COW was blind 2 I asked.
Indeed 1 did protested my client,
with a sheepish look. I told him that
she didn't look Well
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-25
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

[From the Philadelphia Record
The motor dealers signature is not
necessarily auto-graft.
Most fellows would marry for love
if they felt they could afford It.
When man can't pay for his coal
he expects it to be put on the slate.
A painter may feel that he is way
up in art when his pictures are skied.
Some people claim that heaven Is
their home and then move every time
the rent comes due.
If the fool killer should ever really
get down to work the lawyers would
starve to death.
No, Maude, dear. a farmer doesn't
have to be a magician to turn a COW
into a ten acre lot.
1t would take more than asbestos
lining to keep money from burning =
hole in some fellows pockets.
Blobbs-''I hear Easymark has been
operated on" Slobbs-"On vvl7a 30
BIobbs-"On the stock exchange
The anecdotes Of famous men
Are all right in their Way;
Yet fame may oft depend upon
The things we do not say.
Tommy-"Pop. why do men swear
more than women ?" Tommy's Pon-
Because, my son, the women don,t
have to pay the bills
Love me little. love me long
Was the burden of his song
But there is another sort:
viii she love me when I'm short %
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-25
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Governor Pennypacker is mad because
his picture was printed in a Philadelphia
paper but if you ever saw Governor
Pennypacker you wouldn't blame him.
One of the sorest troubles of the aver
age small boy this morning was that his
stocking wasn't half large enough.
Bill Doolittle is limping today. Had
my leg pulled so hard last week, ;" he
explained.
Another good thing about 25-cent gas:
It isn't so hard on the pocketbook of
the man who has three daughters with
steadies.
A week from today will be a good time
for the railroads to again resolve to
abolish the rebates they don't give.
Nick Longworth's crimes are finding
him out. Tt has been discovered that he
plays the fiddle
Better be pracueing on writing it 1906
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surnrised the Native.

John Roberts, the English billiard
player, has just returned from a trip to
Australia. One day he was in a small
city on the big island when a local
player entered the billiard room where
Roberts was. The local man did not
know Roberts. Some of his friends who
did put Up a joke on the Australian.
They whisp. rel to their unsuspecting
champion that the stranger in. the cor
ner was a very good player, who might
be able to give him a few points. The
provinciah was nothing loath, and re-
.quested Roberts to play a game of 100
with him. Roberts replied that he
would be pleased, and as to a handicap
he said he would reserve the right to fix
that after he had seen the local man
play his first stroke. This offer was con-
sidered a somewhat strange one by the
challenger, but he accepted it and open
ed the game with his usual miss in balk.
Roberts then said, as he placed his ball
on the table, Il will give you SO" and
proceeded to run out with an unfinished
break of 1O0.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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He Had the Bullet.

when I was a little more mex
perienced than I am now" said an
army surgeon. "I had a very embar-
RAISING time performing an operation
on an officer who had been shot in the
abdomen. It was in the Cuban cam
paign. and after an engagement this
man came in suffering terribly from a
flesh wound below the ribs.
81 have hardly ever seen such a
calm endurance of such agony. He
positively refused to take anything to
put him out of consciousness. Blaze
away said he. So another assistant
and I went to work on him. After we
had puttered around for five minutes
with probes and scalpels, and when
our patient must have been wearied
with pain and loss of blood, he raised
his head enough to look at US.
What in thunder are you fellows
doing? said he. Why don't you get
busy and sew up that wound?'
We are probing for the bullet,
said I.
'''Probing for the bullet he ex-
claimed. Why, you idiots, I've got
the bullet here in my pocket -
Harper's Weekly.