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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23

and high FINANCE. civer of Carbo,
dinners on other peoples money. pos.
| er Of Frenchy WAYS.
Mr.. Hyde is able to make PASSENGER
trans stand still for half an hour
Whlle the common people wait.
Among other things inherited by
| his son of his father is n largo block
OF stock in railroad And so the
! ether day when his valet awakened
Mr.. Hyde and said there was but five
minutes in which to make The Oh
train. Mr.. Hyde did not have palpita
ton of the heart. He merely yawned
and asked for his dressing gown. He
then proceeded deliberately to the tel
cphone and told the station agent to
hold the train until he got there.
Whereupon Mr.Hyde ordered his
valet to shave and dress his HYDE
ship.
The station agent told the conductor
and it was 9:44 when Mr. Hyde was
through with his toilet and appeared
at the station.
Common people protested.
Nothing doing.
Common people suggested that
good money had been paid for the pas
sage and that MIR. Hyde was not the
train dispatcher.
The conductor was sorry.
Also during the wait the question
was raised as to whether the road ex-
listed for the benefit of the public or
for Mr.. Hyde. Decidedly for Mr..
Hyde.
That being true the common people
should hereafter send gracious dep
utation, bearing gifts and the assur-
ance of it's most distinguished consd-
GRAFTON, humbly petitioning and ask
ing the early presence of Mr.. Hyde.
Joshua made the sun stand still.
No telling what this modern Joshua
may halt if his regnant ways be dis
regarded.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
THE SILVER TEST.

A corr, spondent OF Il highly esteem.
20 contemporary has established .
new test of The simon-pure in nro.
duetsot the poets art. She has tn
books of Il modest American singer
that at every page or two get that
rhIll down The spine which SIGNALS To
nc that ] am in The presence o.
poetry. At last We have q real stand
ard of value. Poetry heretofore has
been judged by individual taste and
appreciation. As a consequence two
opinions upon any particular work ir
versification have seldom been the
same. With judgment reduced to
the basis of common spontaneous
chill conditions will be simplified
Every magazine and every publishing
Rouse will have its susceptible tcst
medium, and the poet who can not
produce shiver with his lines need
not stop to argue. The waste basket
or the Office cat for his.-New York
World.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
COLD DISHES FOR WARM DAYS

The cold dishes for the Sunday,
night supper may be inexpensive or
costly, as suits the disposition or the
purse of the housekeeper. If she has
a nice taste in truffles and pate defoie
eras and out-of- season game she may
have the supposedly simple meal TIE
hiehest priced of the week On the
other hand, with skill in flavorino
and seasoning and aptitude for dainty
cookery she can procure result shat
would be as satisfactory as the other
to all but the trained eourmant, at a
moderate outlay.
One word more Cold dishes mus
be cold. This does not mean lux
warm Or partially cold, but thorough.
chilled There is nothing more q
appetizing than to have dishes whlo
are meant to be cold nnrely chill1
except to have fishes that should
IL t only tepid. Serve yolr cold di&e
I; i ON cold pla+te:s or bowls Oh
o. plates. Ga1l.s.l the food attraC
l1t'S. and remen ): that its appea'
). has aln.ost D.; muci: importance
as It's taste in rendering it tenlptin"
to the palate.
A pleasing touch is given tc sup
Tel that may D. otherwise plain by
prefacing the meal with an appetizer
Ct some sort. On. Of the most attract
We of these is clam cocktail. Make
ii is by mixing together tablespoon
full each of vim" .gl:, Worcestershire
sauce, and gratcl horseradsh. two
teaspoonfuls of lemon Juice, half a
tcaspoonful each Of salt and tabascc
s.: uce, and two tabiespoonfu,s nf TO-
mato catsup. Make very cold and put
INTO this sauce two do:-n snail clans.
Serve in glasses. Or you may arrange
the clans en- ice and put the sauce in
cup made of halved green pepper,
and set this in the center of the plate
on which the CLAIMS are served.-Har-
prs PaZar.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23

The modern girl would rather have
rough diamond than none at all.
There is no place like home-to get
away from when the wife is in a bad
| humor.
From the cradle to the grave wo
man goes around expecting the Fairy
Prince to come and get her.
About the only time the average
girl ever gets real mad about being
kissed is when it is done in public.
Cut the words "love and obey" out
would be no real cause for divorce.
Speaking of Grace suicide"-the
average Russian Should be able to
give some interesting testimony on
that subject.
If every girl could have wedding
like the crown princess of Germany
had she wouldn't care how her hus-
band looked
Many girl who insists upon havin.
Il Cl6du UISSS ever udy lIllhS HCtDIHS
Of sleeping upon a dirty pillow case at
night.
The most perfect example Of conf
dence in the world is that exhibited
by the wife who allows her husband
to go to the seashore alone.
When man goes away on bust
ness trip his wife would much rather
he had her picture in his travelling
bag than an accident policy in his
coat pocket.
Many men who complain of their
wives bestowing too much affection
upon pug dogs never give them al
opportunity to bestow affection upon
their husbands.
Never mind what Grover Cleveland
SAYS about your clubs, girls whAn
Teddy gets to be an ex-presid y
Grover will sink into that innocuous
desuetude that he used to talk aboNt
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
Feminine PHILOSOPHY.

The modern marriage license has a
divorce coupon attached.
The night key is no longer the ex'
elusive property Of the man of the
house.
Cupid has been on earth long time
but he never seems to grow any older
or wiser.
Riches are not essential to happi'
ness, but poverty-stricken love is
mighty unsatisfactory.
If women were sure that men were
ruled by their stomachs they would
learn to cook better.
One thing can be said in favor OF
women's clubs-the performances are
all matinee affairs.
The summer girl thinks she's not a
success unless she succeeds in max
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
ing it hct for some man.

ing it hot for some man.
While the men are indulcing !,
ifenzled finance the women are plunc
Ing into frenzied matrimony.
The women who thoroughly under
stands men is wise enough to pretend
that she doesn't
Cupid is blamed for lots of the fool
lsh things that men and women dc
When he is really innocent.
Adam probably ate the annie be.
cause he was hungry and Eve didn't
fave dinner ready on time.
Sunshine in woman's bosom is
better than a suHburst-but you cant
make her believe it.
The average young girl believes
that the man who asks for a kiss
doesn't want it very badly.
Widows are said to be dangerous
and the divorce courts are making
more of them every day. Help!
Don't judge a woman by her rela-
tons or her clothes-both are best
that she and her husband can afford
Many an ugly girl is compensated
for her lack of good looks by the
knowledge that her friends are true
ones.
No matter how the war ends, the
cars wife has the sympathy of every
body-with that flock of girls to raise.
A girl suffers with heartaches until
she gets married and after that mo.
mentous event she suffers with head
aches.
The ideal diplomat is a man who
can play cards with women and make
them believe that he IS enjoying it.
For the first few days after grad
uation the sweet girl graduate tries to
look wise; then she tries to look pref
ty.
A cross-eyed girl who is inclined to
flirt can create more commotion
among crowd OF men than anything
else on earth.
More women would be able to make
beth ends of the household expenses
meet if they didn't make both ends of
the table meat.
After all, Adam is not deserving of
much sympathy; he escaped from the
Garden of Eden before Eve had
chance to organize a club.
The woman who can disguise the
fact that she knows how to cock has
more than half solved the problem of
living happy married life.
Lots of young girls who believe
thcv are in love would be disillusion-
ID # they could see the subjects of
taeir alteration try to carve chicken.
The woman who continually re-
Trains from commenting upon the con-
tents Of her neiehbor's clothes line
furnishts a splendid example of self
control
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
THE "CAN'T HELP IT" MAN
(By Gym thia Grey.)

| The "can't-help-it" youth will grow
into a "can't-help-it" man.
When this downy Weakened
younsster grows to be a man. that lit
tie, foolish, Weakened cant helr
it, will follow him.
1t will desert his family and break
his wife's heart.
Woman's only salvation lies in
downing the cant help it, in its in
fancy.
About the only place where she can
tackle it with any hope of success is
in her son.
Man boasts Of his strength, but
most of them are strong when. and
only when, they want to be.
Let it come to point Of cultivating
denial of any of their pet fancies
or desires, and they whine that they
cant help it."
It is a great thing to be strong,
good man, but what destestable sub
stitute for the real man is that wob-
bly-]egged "can't-help.it" who calls
himself a man.
Magnetism, indeed! Hypnotism
nonsense!
When a man leaves his wife and
family for a pretty doll-faced chit of
a girl, soiling his own and her honor,
whatever of hypnotism there is, is
pretty sure to be self-imposed.
When soft eyes melt into his own,
the man who cant help it" is just
dead anxious not to help it." You
can rest assured of that.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23

,,u York. Aug. 19.-Jas. Street
+ne wealthy business man who was
,,enosed as president OF the street
staomsbip company because OF his
nod ;nfatuation for Edna Miller, a
zvoarold stenographer, has fed
<.or the city with the girl. The de
-o,tod wife. the mother of Streets
children. is living with a maiden sis
Tor in Englewood. N. J.
Streets only excuse for his conduct
nrior to leaving the city was that he
loved the girl-he couldn't help it."
He has evidently adopted the new
theory. advanced by man. that love
lis magnetism, hypnotism, and that it
nu,,s and pulls a fellow until he can't
hut 60 whittier it draws him-he
|"can't help it,
It usually draws him away from re-
|snonsibility of an ageing wife and a
Ihmseful of little ones and into the
arms of pretty young girl, but, OF
course, he can't help that, either.
Street has lost observation-disclosures,
family. honor, business reputation
and position.
What of it? The magnet was too
much for him, especially when Edna
Miller was sitting on one edge of it.
Cant help it," Stuff and nonsense.
That is what the f1irty, downy-mus-
tached youth says when he is asked
for his reasons for attempting to kiss
every pretty girl he meets.
Cant help-it" begins in boyhood.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
NOTICE.

The tax books for the objection al
the special assessment upon the rca'
property in paving district No. Q for
the purpose of grading, curbing anf
paving, have been placed in my hands
All owners Of real estate in that dis
trict are required to pay their assess
ments to me on or before the 4th day
of September, 1905.
If such payment is not made actior
will be commenced at the end of thai
time for the collection of said assess
ment and for all legal penalties an,
all costs.
J. P. ALEXANDER, Collector
Office corner Fourth and Pine streets
5000
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
Jobbers, Wholesalers and
Manufacturers
OF PINE BLUFF, ARKANSAS


sluEF CITY LUMeER COMPANY.
Lumber Iah sblngIee Sash ans
House Bills NIB .n4
buildings buildings our PANEL door tn. cheapes, ave
HOME FURNITURE COMPANY.
strongest ana
best made and the cheapest On the market These two facts
Hold picos
!puDDEP4A77 FURNITURE MANUFACTURING COMPANY
OFFICE AND sALEsRooM 42s-425 STREET
street.
pot cordial invitation
tnsit and inspect our line
Leaders Hardware Vile Nails
CUTLERY and Mill Supplies All orders shipped
Fair Dealing" satisfied
D anything In you
QUErNswARR
aYLAND oUEENsWARE COMPANY
We wholesalers of crockery nware granite
ware soneware glassware, glasses
Headquarters for fancy China At
business day In the year.
ISAAC
Our wholesale department complete
inss Quick delivery quantities suit j
strong % Main street. Pine Bluff Ark
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
uEersaook GRAIN AND COMMISSION COMPANY.
Cement, Plaster. Fire brick Fire Gay
Plaster HAIR Etr Flour Salt, Potatoes Bran, :
Hay. Cotonseed Meal. shpstun. Field sesd st%
a spectalty
g
COMPANY,
boilers AnS
planning emery and Machinery Il
8uppiea 4
COLLEGA8.
JAMES PRACTICAL BUSINESS COLLEGE
soicis patronage ambitious young men and women
Typewrng and related studies Dsy Ane
p,rht sessions J. W. JAMES,
UNDERTAKERS AND EMBALMERn
CO.
q complete n verifying UNDERTAKING
being conhds
al hours Tee
sRaph and telephone sves Deompt attention
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
COMFORTS
FOR SHORT JOURNEYS

Women who are preparing to take
train journeys these days, even il 1t is
only coming into town from seashore
or country fer a days shopping,
would do we'll to equip themselves
with certain trifling comforts that
will make the trip more comfortable
by keeping them comparatively cool
at least and cleaner than if the pre-
cautions were neglected. Particular
ly are some of the roads that go to
the seashore dirty by reason OF all
car windows being open, so that dust
and smoke pour in. Previous to this
discomfort is that of being in car
some minutes before it leaves, the
station being like an oven and the
car even worse, because it is close.
If during this awful time, that may
be five minutes or half an hour one
has a few alternating comforts, not
only is ones temper more even. but
complexion and gowns suffer less.
N
a short journey in summer without
carrying fan. Even if she is not IN
the habit of using one it may prevent
her from fainting while going through
a long tunnel or while waiting in
the station. Even if the need is not
so extreme the air that fan may
move is most refreshing. The fan
may be of cheap paper variety that
one will not regret losing or using up,
and it may be attached to long cna1n
worn about the neck or slipped into
a shopping bag.
Next to fan the most important
thing is to have a small flask of toilet
water, which, if one turns faint, has
actual medical value, or il one is
merely intentionally warm, it is
most refreshing. After the fatigue
of a days shopping, nerves as we'll as
body are tired. and, what some wo-
men, regret even more, is that the
complexion of many assumes an oily
and sticky look most unpleasant. This
may be entirely removed by a few
drops of a violet or other toilet water
on the corner Of handkerchief, wip.
ed over the face If this is done the
gasping sense of exhaustion that
may come in the train is relieved,
and as the water is cleansing its use
makes one arrive at journeys end
looking far less be.rmed than ordin-
arily A bottle holding only tea
spoonful is large enough to carry on
a short journey, and takes little room
! would advise all women who ex-
pect to be an hour or more in a train
in summer to take with them blue
or brown chiffon veil. AS soon as
the train leaves the city this should
be tied closely over the face. not
merely dropped, with Tapping ends.
If it is tightly tied it will keep no end
of cinders away from the face and
hair, and there will be windows
enough open to prevent any feeling Of
closeness. The veil may be removed
Immediately on leaving the car. If
the covering is left to hang loose 1t
will be little or no protection.
Though linen frocks are considered
good form for travelling, woman who
is likely to run up to town to shop
will look far better at the end Of a
day it she wears taffeta or soft silk
frock The material sheds dust and
cinders more than any wash goods.
and crumples less, so that it is far
more practicable II thin white
waist is worn under jacket the
jcket must not be removed in The
train, for the blouse viii be soiled
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
the Needs

a perfectly pure, sterile, stable, easily
absorbable and assimilable focd. These
are a combination of requirements
which are found in Borden's Eagle
Brand Condensed Milk. These prop
critics are so perfectly represented in
no other form of artificial infant feed
ing.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23

with coal dust in very little time, and
it will not be fit to wear through the
day. For that reason a silk shirt
waist suit is preferred by some
smart women.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
FEAR.

Farmer Jonas:-Is your boss afraid
of autos?
Farmer Hackbin-Wal, yes-he's
had tn job of hauling 'em to town so
burned often when they break that
he fairly shudders when he sees one
comm Puck
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
HER SENSE OF HUMOR,

Torgue-Women have absolutely n,
sense Of humor, no sense of the ride
ulous, you know.
Mrs. Torque-There. there now.
married you, didn't ]?
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23

What a salesman is TO your bust
ness, just such is your ad. Each sells
your goods, and you cannot prosper
without both.-Age Of Steel.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
SPECIAL ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

The tax book for the collection Of
the special assessment upo2 the real
property in sewer district No. in the
city of Pine Bluff, Arkansas, for the
purpose CT constructing sewers in said
district to connect with the main sew
or running through said district has
been placed in my hands. All owners
Of real property lying in said district
are required to pay their assessments
tt, NE within thirty days from this
date If such payment is not made
Of that time fer the collection of said
assessment and for legal penalties and
costs.
Given under my hand this goth day
of July, 1905.
J. P. ALEXANDER, Collector.
Office corner Fourth avenue and
Pine street. (7-2O)
SPEND SUNDAY IN HOT SPRINGS
ONE FARE ROUND TRIP.
via
PINE BLUFF & WESTERN r. r.
Tickets on sale every Saturday and
Sunday good for return the following
Monday.
For further information inquire at
depot, or telephone.
II. NJ Atwood, Agent
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1905-08-23
MAN WHO HOLDS THE TRAIN.

How would you like to be Mr.
Hyde?
The Hyde here referred to is Mr.
James H. Hyde of Equitable notorie.
ty, born to bonds and trust companies
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-08
The Improvements at Venice Of America
Are Rapidly Being Made


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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-10-13
Where Mr. Roo.exeIt huntad.

Where Mr.. Roosevelt Hunted.
Theodore Roosevelt in October ScrdbnrA.
It was a great, wild country. In The
creek bottoms there were a good many
ranches, but we only occasionally passed
by these, on our way to our hunting
grounds in the wilderness along the edge
of the snowline. The mountains cnowded
close together in chain, peak and table
Land; all the higher ones were wrapped In
an unrent zhroud Of snow. We saw q good
many deer, and fresh sign of elk. but no
elk themselves. although WI were In
formed that bands were to be found In the
high spruce timber where the SHOWS we're
so deep that 1T aw0uld rave been impossible
to 60 on horseback, while going on foot
would have been inconceivably .fatiguin8.
The country WAS open. The high peaks
were bare OF trees. Cottonwoods, and oc-
c~asionally dWarfed birch or maple and
willows, fr.nged the streams; aspens grew
in groves higher up. There were pinons
and cedars on the slopes of the foothills;
spruce clustered here and there in the
cooler ravines and valleys and high up the
maintains. The dense oak brush and thick
growing cedars were hard ON our cloths,
% sometimes on Olr bodies.
Bear and cougars had once been very
plentiful throughout this region, but dur
ing the last three or four years the cou-
gars have greatly dim .nished in numbers
bears hawe diminished also, although not
to the same extent. The great grizzlies
which were once fairly plentiful here ere
now very rare. as they are I'm most places
in the United States. There remain plenty
of h black n brown bears, which are
simply Individual color phases Of the sams
species. X
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-10-13
IMPROVEMENT OF DAIRY BARNS
by Professor Herbert A. Hopper.
by Professor Herbert A. Hopper.

3 Prof. Herbert A. Hopper of the ILL.,
Snois experiment station has prepared a
valuable bulletin on Improvement of
1 the Dairy Barn" Professor Hopper
lis assistant in dairy husbandry. A por-
\ ton of the bulletin follows: =
"A large proportion OF the Illinois
dairymen are working at a disad-
vantage because their barns are not
constructed or arranged in such a way
that the work may be rapidly or we'll
done. In no place is the necessity for
conVeniences more essential than in a
dairy barn, where there is always SO
much to be accomplished In a short
time, yet how seldom we find the in
terror arranged SO as to save steps, or
the construction such as to contribute
to the comfort of n cows, or the pro-
ductiop of wholesome milk. Time Is
a valuable asset on the dairy farm, n
great losses grow out Of arrangements
which interfere with rapidity of work.
The slip-shod way of doing things in
many barns is largely due, in most
cases, to the awkward arrangement of
the barn itself, though the skill of the
man in charge Is All important factor.
Much of t1e confusion in and abou the
barn is rooted in the belief that a COM
Portable and sanitary barn is of neces-
sity expensive. This is an unfortunate
impression, for Wholesome and
lent quarters can be provided at a very
moderate cost.
at h present time. there is a
strong demand for milk produced I'M
sder better sanitary conditions. This
;ssimply e that those who are con-
SAsuming milk from the farms of Illinois
shre demanding something better. This
demand will grow and h man who
ISwill the greatest success in the future
dairying is the one who unites him.
askelf with this new movement and adj
#B5usts his practices as soon as possible
&c its requirements. There are but few
dairy barns that would not be greatly
%limproved by a thorough cleaning and
I'M embarrassing. In nearly all of then, a
and a mason could be advan-
employed If the filth and
rubbish were once cleared away. 1t