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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
WOMEN EASY TO WAKE.

Hotel Men Have Greater Trouble in
Rousing Men from Their SAUNDERS.
1T Is immeasurably harder to awak-
en- men in the morning than 1t Is wom-
en-" a hotel proprietor informs me,
says a writer in the st. Louis Globe
Democrat. "a tap or two at wom-
ans door in the morning is sufficient.
No matter how late she may have re-
tired, no matter how exhausted she
may have been, no matter how faint
the yes that comes from the bed In
answer to the knock, you can bank on
1t that within a half-hour or 50 that
woman will walk into the dining-room,
bright-eyed and cheerful; but with a
MAXWELL, it's different.
"a man may leave a call for
o'clock in the morning with the warn
ing that he must be up at that hour.
A few minutes before you detail a
boy for the purpose and tell him not
to stop pounding until the man
awakes The room may be on the top
floor, but you can hear the thump,
thump thump on the door way down
In the office. Does the man wake with
a faint yes and scramble out Of bed?
Not he The boy knocks until his
knuckles are sore, and then suddenly
a stentorian voice roars from the
room, Yes, yes, what in blazes is the
matter with you? Do you think I'm
dead The boy retires, turns in his
report at the office and goes to ease
his hand in. cold water.
"Three hours later a swollen-eyed
individual, with wrinkles in his brow,
walks up to the desk. 4 thought 1
left a call here for o'clock in the
morning. You did, and the bellboy
woke you promptly at T. That's a
little too strong is the answer, and
after you've argued with him for half
an hour you haven't convinced him
that he was actually awakened as he
had ordered. So it goes day after day.
The women get up promptly in re-
Spouse to q call, while the men inva-
riably turn over to have another nap"
Veteran Organists.
Organists are proverbiauy long lived,
though doubtless the oldest organist Is
Mr.. Gervase Cooper, an English mu-
stefan. He is more than 80 years old.
but still does active service as organist
OF Wesleyan church. He has been
associated with the musical services
of that denomination for seventy-fve
years, and for fifty eight years has
ottic1ated as organist continuously.
Another notable veteran is T. N.
Weber, who played the national an
them at Westminster when Queen Vic
tor1a was crowned and did the same
at the coronation of King Edward. He
has been organist at the parish church
for sixty-four years.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
RzheuIl,IYIl,l. afiSm!

Does not let go Of you
when you apply lotions or
Iinirnents. Ie. simply loosens
its hold for a while. Why?
Because TO get rid of it you
must correct, the acid con-
ditioM Of the blood ON which
It, depends. Hoods Sarsa-
pariIla has cured thousands.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Considerable.

"He was the most awkward dancer
at the SWEETEST ball Of the swell water
ing place, and she the most graceful.
After they had literally bumped their
way through a waltz she smilingly re-
marked to a group of admirers that
she had danced since she was q little
tot.
Don't be discouraged he answered
in kindly tone, you'll get the knack
of it yet"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Life in New York.

Hurried Editor-I must have some
one to help on this at once. Where is
Binks? Where's Scribbler? Where's
Leader?
Boy-They is all downstairs gettin' up
list Of folks killed last year by electric
cars. cabs, wagons, subway explosions,
gas, an 'lectric light wires.
Editor (despondently)-They won't
get through for a month.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Going One Better.

Mrs. Sharppe-I'm going to stop trad
in here, an deal with Lightweight &
Co., the new grocery firm across the
street. He let's his customers guess at
the number of beans in a bag, an gives
a reward for the correct guess.
Mr.. Quicksale-My dear madam, If
you'll continue to give us your custom,
we'll let you guess at the number of
beans in two bags.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Proper Thing

'In society,"" said the young bud,
"the gentleman is always presented to
the lady, Is he not?"
eyes," sighed the heiress who was
doing her second season, unless he
happens to have title, then one must
pay for him, suppose"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Foreigners Nowhere,

Foreign Suitor-I lay at your feet a
coronet and a castle with a long rent
roll. 1 am sure you cannot do better
than to accept.
American Beauty-You fatter your
self, sir. One of my suitors is an Amer
lean who sells coal in winter and ice in
summer
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
To Break In New Shoes.

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, powder
It cures hot, sweating, aching. swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
al druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sam pie mailed FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, NY.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28

Old Fr1end-So you have at last con.
scented to marry someone. How did it
happen?
Miss Flippant-Well, every man
that has ever proposed before has said,
"W1ll you be my wife2" But Harold
asked if he might have the honor Of
being my acknowledgement Free
Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Failed to Borrow.

Dinguss-OId fellow, it's the same old
story. I'm in need Of little financial
succor.
Shadbolt-You'll have to hunt further,
am not the little financial sucker used
to be.-Chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
AS It Should Be-

He had just proposed, but his pow
erty was too much Of a handicap.
"a man without money" she said,
might as well walk back and sit
down"
"Oh, Of course" he rejoined. "He
naturally wouldn't be in a position to
ride back"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28

Etc Permanently Cured No fits or nervousness
LIaO after first days use of DR. Kline o Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free 81 trial bottle and treatise
DE- H. IL Kline, Ltd, 93l Arch St., Philadelphia Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
When She La Wina-

A man may break q woman's heart
When she is young and giddy,
But good for nothing L. his art
When she becomes a "Widdie."
Illinois State Journal,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28

Mothers will find Mrs. WingIow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28

Piso's Cure is a good cough medicine.
1t has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Often the CaRa.

characterization & Cheatem are
announcing another big drop in prices.
Merchant-Well, there's plenty of
room for their prices to drop.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo QuinIne Tablets. All drug
gists refund the money If it fails to cure. e. w.
Groves signature is each box. Csc.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

Itching Blind, Bleeding Protruding Piles.
Your druggist will refund money If PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure yon in to IA days. Soc.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
Iron from Magnetic sanda.

A company has been formed to OBJ
tain the iron from the magnetic sands
Of Java, ~
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28

SIS Bangum in town.
"No."
"Why did he leaveT"
He didn't stop to say, but his ac-
counts are short."--Cleveland plain
Dealer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28

A Great Lawyers Cafelesanean.
Great Criminal Eawyer--.T Workea
very hard TO get you or, but failed.
Convicted Murderer (hotly) - You
might a. known ron would. Three o.
them men you let on that jury was ra.
spectacle.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-28
TORNEIE11!%19'
Columbus, Ohio, Nav .

Columbus, Ohio, May 20, 1904.
Six years ago had severe attack of
1nhammatory Rheumatism. was laid up
In bed for six months, and the doctors I
had did me no good. They changed med
icines every week and nothing they pre-.
scribed seemed to help me. Finally I be-
gan the use Of SIS. S. My knee and elbow
joints were swollen terribly, and at one
time my joints were SO swollen and pain
&ul that could not close them when
opened. I was SO bad that could not
move knee or foot. was. getting discour-
aged, you may be sure, when began S. s.
s., but as saw it was helping me I contin.
ued it, and to-day am sound well man
and have never had a return of the disease.
5: s: S. purified my blood and cured me
OF this severe case of Rheumatism after
everything else had failed. I have rec.
commended it to others with good re-
suits. H, CHAPMAr
I355Mt. Vernon Ave.
The poisonous acids that produce their
Examination and pain are absorbed intot the
blood and Rheumatism can never be con.
quered till these are neutralized and file
tered out OF the blood and system. S. S. S.
goes directly into the circulation and at.
lacks the disease itself. It purifes and re-
~. S:.:- r. ~ ASa1tny1 vigorous
Sonoltlon' II contains no potash, alkali or
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"a - - other strong min.
@V AN ~ erals, but is guar
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" vegetable. Write
"a " N us and our physi-
u N IA clans will advise
A " with out any
A charge whatever.
sa# ~ Our book on Rheu.
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The Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, Go.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
DOG PUZZLES AUTHORITIES.
G BANK STREET.

The law badly wants to arrest a Talhape (M. L.) dog for aiding and abetting his owner to quench an un- lawful thirst. The owner had a vio- lent desire for beer and he also had a prohibition order out against him. So. not being able to get beer person. ally. he handed the dog kit with a shilling in it.
 In n few minutes the dog came back minus the shilling. but with bottle of beer. The local policeman has been lying awake at night won- dering whom he is to arrest for in- Engagement of the prohibition order. For one thing. it cant he proved that the man told the dog to get the liq- uor
 The dog cant he accused of will fully supplying prohibited person. partly because the dog had received no legal notice that its master was prohibited. partly because the dog wasn't q vendor of liquor. partly. also. because it didn't take the cork out to see what was in the bottle. So 1t can't he proved that it knew what it was supplying. And there is no law against supplying liquor 10 dogs. so 1t is hard to see how the publican can bs dealt with.-Sydney Bulletin.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
HOW HE AwOKE ON TIME.

A party of travelling men were at breakfast in the hotel cafe. T ought tc be half way to Washington by this time" remarked one. but I've missed the early train Forgot to leave a call and oyerslept.-
 You're easy" clipped in another T have T scheme for getting me up at the right time that is infallibie. It's simple. too. If I've been up with the boys to f a. H. and must catch train at t o'clock. lie down on my cot with a shoe in each hand. When drift into -slumber I'm sure to drop one shoe and the bump wakes me I equip myself with both shoes again and re peat the performance In that WAY [ really get sleep on the installment plan and am never in danger of mislng connections. Philadelphia RecorL
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Desert Telegraph Line.

IL is not generally known that thers Is a telegraph across the southern deser, land of the Australian continent. 2.00t miles in length. It runs partiall, through an uninhabited country anc long tracts of waterless desert. Whil. it was being constructed more than 2.Oot tons of material had to be carried fai into the interior. and many of the iroI and wood poles were conveyed 400 miles
 A recent report says that the wear anc tear of this telegraph construction ha: been inconsiderable. but there is great difficulty found in supplying the sta tions across the desert with operators
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
SNOW LECCINCS.
Handy Things to Have Around for
 Anybody Living in the Suburbs.

Handy Things to Have Around for
 Anybody Living in the Suburbs.
 The man knew about riders leg eings. and soldiers leggings. and hunt. CTS leggings, and about those alumi- nim leggings that people wear wneh travelling in snake infested regions to ward of snake bites. but never had he heard of snow leggings until he saw some hanging the other day in the window of a store on busy street that leads to a ferry.
 ''Snow leggings:" said the salesman when the man had gone in and in- seuired about them. Why. they're the body living in the suburbs and doing business in the city. and it's to such people that we sell tEem mostly.
 "A man living in tine country all the time would wear rubber boots in the snow: but a man coming to the city every day doesn't want tO wear rubber boots here. At the same time he does want something to protect him on his way from his house to the station after . heavy fall of light snow. and heres where the snow leggings come in.
 He just puts on his rubber over shoes, these being all right in the city. and then he claps on his snow leg Rings. and there he is. all right: and when he g5,- to the city-they are made of dark colored canvas. you ese. and will fold into Il small space when he gets to the city he just takes Off his snow leggings and puts 'em il. his overcoat pocket. no trouble to hin at al, and then he has 'em all ready for use when he goes home again a, light.
 .Suburbanitcs buy 'em mostly: jus. drop in and buy Il pair on the way home when it's showing. and then keep 'eni ready for use when they want 'em: hlt then we've sold 'em. too. for boys scbools out of town where they want to get the boys out for drill and exer- else in winter as well as in summer. but want to look out for their legs and snkles when there's snow OH the ground: and altogether for anybody Iivirs out of town snow 1eggings are a mighty handy thing to have around in winter.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
BE JOYOUS.

0s joyous while yet is day.
 While morning holds her tints Of dawn. For glow and gladness fade away And soon the dew of youth is gone; So sing merry roun6eIay And dance to music light and gay,
 Dance on, sing on and on. Be happy while the day is young
 And golden gior.es tint the skies Go wander where on breezes flung
 The rose displays her crimson dyes; Go touch the Tyre by fairies strung And sing the joyful birds among
 Sing on ere morning flies Be songful with the lark that springs And warbles in the blue abyss, with dew of nightfail on his wings
 And song far sweeter than a kiss: Go dance in bloom-hung fairy rings And sing with every bird that sings.
 Dance on. sing on in bliss. Be joyous while the heart is light
 With all the ,!ghtness of the dawn. While spring has showed the fields with
 white
 Before the blush of youth is gone; The years are swift to take their flight And youth is morning, age is night Dance on. sing o: and on. Chicago Record-Heraid.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Cold Water Injurious.

A beauty specialist discounts the prac- tice many women follow so consistently of flashing the face with the coldest water they can lay hands on. She says that the shock which the face receives tends to check rather than quicken cir culation and that the result will be a thickening and yellowing of the skin whenever it is kept up for any length of ume.-Chicago Daily News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Evening Milk Richer.

Dairymen abroad have been experi- menting for the purpose of determin- ing which yield of milk, the morning or evening. is richer of the two. The decision was in favor of the evening milk being the richer, both for butter and cheesemaking qualities. The milk of COWS fed on ground feed in winte. was richer than that produced by the same COWS from grass in summer.-Bal- timore American.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Pnrk Rolls

Cut cold roasted pork in thin sym metrical slices: season well with pep per. cover with minced onion and chopped parsley. roll up tightly and tic with a bit of cle~l wrapping twine Dredge each roll in sifted four. and fry brown in butter. To the gravy left ir the pan add a little stock or milk. sea son with salt and epper, boil up once pour over rolls. from which the strigs have been removed. and serve al once
 Good Housekeeping.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
In Vaudeville

The Dutchman-yat's der difference between man vat reforms at New Years und a chap vat goes oud during our act?
 The Irishman-I give it up. Dutchy. Shoot away
 -Vun turns leaf. und der ether leafs q turn
 -AIl right. professor a little music, if yez blaze Courier-Jo1r- nal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Mule Meat in Paris.

A new city slaughter house. covering two acres. and to be used for the killing of horses. donkeys and mules for food. has been opened in Paris with banquet at which horse and donkey flesh were the only meats served. It is stated that 25.000 horses. donkess and mules are killed annually in Paris for food. The use of their flesh is increasing
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Warmed Over Pork.

Cut cold roast or boiled pork into thin slices: season highly with mus tard and lemon juice. and broil two minutes. Melt half glass of currant or apple jelly. add one teaspoonful Of butter and a dash of cayenne. let it come to a boil. pour over chops and serve.-Good Housekeeping.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Successful Launching

Ernie-So Helen is married at last! Did her father make any demonstra- tion?
 Eva-l should say so. You could hear him whooping and dancing for a block. Chicago Daily News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Nigrito Wedding Arch.

The marriage arch is an important and conspicuous feature of a Negrito wedding. At one stage of the elaborate ceremony the bridegroom is expected to seize his Gusky bride and carry her in his arms up difficult bamboo lad der 10 a high platform surmounted by wickets of bamboo.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
House ehold Hint

Never use white canton flannel or white tissue paper for wrapping silver articles in. Blue paper and gray flannel are best as the white contains a chemi- cal which will blacken the silveri in time. N Y Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Catuip Farm.

Near New York city there has been started catnip farm which is prov ing a profitable investment. The pro- duct is shipped to New York animal dealers. and sold to the owners of cats
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Needed Regulating.

Say. ma said the small boy. my stomach sez it's dinner time"
 Run away and play" replied his ma. "your stomarh's fast---Philadelphis Ledger
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Where Ienoranee Isn't B,iss

Mrs. Homer-Our hired girl can't read c word Of English.
 Mrs. Caller-What, Not even the bar gain advertisements?-C News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Hearty Feeder.

A Madrid restaurantkeeper has sued e woman for a meal He swears that she ate and drank without ceasins from eight ?. m- to two a. m
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Casualties in London.

In London every year there are l3.OOo 10 I5.01o street casualties which call for the use of an amoulancr.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
WoInen-s Marrying Ace

The average age at which women marry in civilized countries is s5L fesrS
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
Spurious.

When a man wears his piety as an ornament; you can depend ou it's being pzste.-Chicago Tribune.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-01-19
The First Citv

New York was the first city ineor- porated in the limits of the United States. Its charter was dated 1861
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1905-08-04
MICHIGAN PATENTS.

Granted this week. Reported by {. \.
Snow * Co., Patent Attorneys Washing
ton. ID. {. William J, Bowerman, Detroit
Shooting gallery; Edward l.. Branson,
Battle Greek, Automatic safety stopping
attachment for machinery; William II.
Chappell, Morenci, Furnace; Duncan
Halstead, Cheboygan, Non-hinging sleigh
bunker; Louis Ives. Dearborn, Automatic
door opening device or closing device;
James +. Kimble, Nicksburg, Steering
gear for motor vehicles; Emil f. Krell,
Detroit, Railway rail; Nelson NJ Langdon
Mancelona, blast furnace; Jasper A.
Woodwork, Kalamazoo, Portable wind.
lass. For copy OF any OF above patents
send ten cents in postage stamps with
date of this paper to {. A Snow x Co.
Washington ID. c.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1905-08-04
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
Bennington Court &C inquiry viii
Hold Sessions.

San Diego Cal, Aug. 2.-The naval
court of inquiry. which is hearing ey-
Idence in the disaster TO the gunboat
Remington resumed its sessions Tues
day behind closed doors None but
witnesses are admitted 10 the meet
ings anu no disclosures OF the proceed
ings Will be made Until the final re-
port is formulated ard then probably
only after transmission to Washing
ton.
Ii is understood that portion OF
this report will desl with the alleged
shortage OF officers 90 the Bennington.
TO which reference as made by Com
mander Young in a letter to Admiral
Goodrich three DAYS before the explo-
sion in which he said he had OH the
gunboat only four drty officer. young
and inexperienced. which is likely to
destroy the fine record we have made
for this vessel AM TO keep up the
standard. must haze two more expe-
rienced officers
The bennington is again al anchor
in the stream and most Of the men
who are M for duty have been trans
ferred 20 the Chicago. from which.
after the return 10 San Francisco, they
will be assigned - other vessels in
the Pacific sradrph.
All OF the injured sailors remaining
yesterday az Agney sanitar.um have
been removed 10 the barracks hos.
pital. where there ere fifty three OF
the Remington n en-. DR. Brown.
sugeon OF the Chicago has been as
signed o the barracks hospital. and
DIR. w. A. Horn. % the cruiser Mar
bIehead. hA. reported for duty on the
flagship.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1905-08-04

Chicago. Aug Apparent evidence
that labor sluggers maintain in
Chicago d place where systematic
torture is mcted out " those who
incur the displeasure OF the sluggers
has just ocme 10 light in the strange
case of William II. Wilder.
Wilder was formerly an army officer
and at the time of the recent
teamsters' strike was claim agent for
a Chicago package express company
He disappeared July 6. was held
captive for three weeks and was then
set at liberty. half starved and 50
dazed that he has not been able TO
give a coherent account Of his
captivity. He was found by friend
wandering aimlesly about near the
union station at Canal and Adams
streets and was taken to his home at
Downers Grove. Physicians pronounce
his physical and mental condition such
that he may not recover Much OF the
time he raves wildly and as though
still under torture, begs for mercy.
Marks all over his body show that
he had been bound with heavy cords.
over a hundred dollars he is known
10 have had on his person is gone.
Wilder is an Englishman who saw
service in he American army in Cuba
and in the Philippines and held a
commission as a second lieutenant in
the regular army He is a bold,
outspoken fellow Of thirty-seven. who
gloried in his physical ability 70 take
care Of himself and dehed pickets or
sluggers 10 iutimidate him.