The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-09
With the Long Boo.

@ ONE Of Roestvenskys old sea dogs report that it
~ impossible to fight their ships turned turtle shortly
after the battle begun. Nothing nterferes with naval
gagement like your ship turning turtle just getting
ready to put your best ticks There the l3nch guns
wandering around the ceiling the basement of the ship
is damp and your feet wet all the balls get
loose rattle like prohibition speaker hot
campaign the ship shifts its ballast, the anchor gets I'M
fured gets the smoke stacks. When the ship
turns turtle the well be- excused for crawling out
Of the portfolios and hosting the white flag
When you figure that flash of lightning represents
10000 horse power you will at that it is not
sensible thing try stop it and field it in to the
house. ......
Talk about civilization Toxic has 500 public bathing
houses Here 'de gang already dipping its limbs Into
"your sedgy water supply.''
The way this town growing makes have much
faith as the badheaded shows when he buys his first
bottle of Hair Restorer.
When you consider the prices boys who manufac
ture have got hched to their products, may be
cused for wanting to take up residence in the
violent ward.
The Travellers Protective association of Iowa met the
other day and organized crusade against the hotel roller
towel understand what they for The natural
setting the roller towel is the Iowa hostey where laundry
soap used for shaving and where everybody calls
the landlord S The girl who waits the table has
better days. and will tell you about it. The food served
in those little stone boats that weigh pound The hair
brush is poverty stricken bristles what left
contain samples Of the hair of the travelling public You
look thoughtfully at the bed linen
the roller towel has all for it's The late
guests of the house hunt for the untouched of and
always look in The work of the stationary engineer
who boards at the hotel is writ large it, The railroad
crew. in for dinner have looked upon the towel when
alleged be white, and longer But the marks
of conflict have effect the landlord. His rule,
involabe too, is two towels per week. Sundays and
Wednesdays This what the Iowa Travellers Protective
association is out after.
The Lord is said have given the race noses so that
learn the difficult art of keeping them out of other
peoples affairs.
the the the other day quite
elderly baby with stopper in his little mug. It
that babies annoyed when there nothing doing in
location obviae the necessity of feeding
mother invented baby stopper which gives baby the
false impression that something is going Particular
mothers said to claim that while baby cannot boiler when
he is thus corked up the practice vicious because
disfgues babys little mouth and pulls his teeth and lips
Of place. Besides this breaking baby of the stopper
habit excitement in the house than weaving
tightly calf The stopper habit is better for baby thar
sucking his thumb but u.s. nevertheless variety thumb
sucking 1t has but vz that it keeps the infan
corked Instead Of manufacturing noise he occupies hi
mind with the simple pleasures Of the stopper. Anothe
method to drug the baby by giving him opate in tn
form of paregoric other baby quieter This still
AS babies grow the mouth habit unless overcome grow
up with them. Some gron-up babies gun
when it otherwise unoccuped others tobacco Their
people who want cigarette hanging out of it. Other
for unnecessary talk Some it manicure thei
nails.
Taking these things into consideration, why would it
be good idea to invent mug stopper for grown-ups
When girl wants to entertain wag of gum feel
desire for chew of tobacco when the craving for
talk upon you take from the pocket you
stopper and insert in the face thus obvatng the necessit
the of the mouth for purposes for which nature
intended it.
Or perhaps you cork up by simply using your mint
But if not, by all carry stopper. Baby does
Al. R.