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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09

HE Little Inka.

Subbubs-I thought you were going
to have a baseball game to-day.
Backlotz-Oh, the creek backed mn
in some way and flooded the diamond.
It's the first time it ever happened
and
Subbubs-Ah! You might call It a
diamond of the first water, then, eh?--
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09
Poor. but Polite.

WANT aoms money, do yeT" said the
kind old lady. Now. | wonder II 70
deserve Il. What would you do with
penny sf gev II TO yer
Lady" replied the polite beggar. yer
Kindness would touch mo so dat I'd buy
. postal card wild de money m write yer
9 note o thanks. s."--Cathollc Standard
and Times.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09

France hopes 10 achieve the bloodlesa
conquest Of Morocco. says the Paris
MatIn, by establishing a schoolmAster
and doctor In each Of the towns on the
Algerian frontier.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09
To Break In New Shoas.

II cures hot, sweating, achina. sWollen iest
Cures coFna, inGTowing nails and bunions A.
All druggists and shoe atorea, 2ec, Don't accep,
any substitute, sample mailed PREE. Address
Allen 3. olmsied. Ls Roy, NY.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09

fIITe Permanently Cured. No hta or nervousness
lilo amer hrst days use OF pr. Kline FeAt Rerv
he@iofrF hend for Free aa trial botiis and treatise
Dr. H. IL. Kline lad, eai Arch st., PhiladeiphiA Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09
TMo ofa Kind.

"Yes. sir," said the pompous aslf.mads
Individual. II began life 40 q barsfOotsd
boy on q farm"
Quite coincidence" rejolned the
SnresensFated hardware drummer. "I
was likewise also born without shoes. Z"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09

Pisos Cure n remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try Il. Price 20 oents,
at druggists.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09

Mothers will hhd mrs. wInslow'a soothin I
Syrup the best remedy 20 use for thsir children
during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09
-RszTBOTFsSSV. v.

A little girl had the whooping
cough very badly. and II seemed that
no one could aid her In any way when
. paroxysm OF coughing seized her.
One day, after a most severe one, she
sat down all tired out, and with q look
Of patient resignation said: "oh, do
feel % sorry for myselfr
Good Date for Wedding.
Mlss MIllAeur---What do you think the
most appropriate time for maria gss1
Old Sunhowsr-April drst.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09

There is need OF a Never-find- ault-
with-your-meals club Digestion would
be better and the family happier.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-03-09
Just L.iksawomau.

ere is bitter cold." remarked the
shivering husband. why don't you
button up your jacketT'
'"rhe ideafr exclaimed the wife.
"Why, II did that no one would
know Il IL lined with fur"
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
How Woman Made Success of the
 Home Vegetable Garden.

Theory is the foundation. eyneri enee the finished structure. Garden books as a rule run to the theoretical Side and it is up to each one of us to buy the seed and accumulate the ex- peilence. oftentimes a most expensive proposition. especially in the vegetable garden; hence when book appears that is practical and written by an amateur who can and does raise each year all the vegetables for the home table. 1t is bound te receive a warm welcome.
 How to Make a Vegetable Garden |" by Edith Loring Fullerton is new book just published by Doubleday. Page & 60, New York City. at s2.oO. IL has over $50 pages and is profusely illus trated by half-tone reproductions of photographs taken especially for this book, which covers all phases of gar denlng-the breaking of the Soil fer uiizauon. planting growth. cultivation and even the preparation for the table each vegetable story covering the tousewife's end of il by means of feelpes for cooking and serving.
 Every portion of the book is thor oughiy practical. being the story of personal experience from beginning to end. A very ingenious table is added gVing planting time depth to plant uate ol maturity and many most help ful hints.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
AS THE PARSON TOLD IT.
Squib Sounded All Right When Hs Heard It. But He Got It
 Twisted.

R. F. Robinson. of Elmra N. Y, told the Kansas City Star the following story on minister who k friend of his
 Now. while this clergy man Is not an Englishmsn. l believe he inclinrs that way, or at least iis sense of humor does. ' sad Mir. Robinson. "A few days ago man at little dinner propounded the following: 'N hy is tn can tied to a dogs tail like death2'
 The answer was. Because 1t Is bound to occur
 This made quite hit with the rec tor. and a few days later when he was invited out to dinner one evening se- ries ot conundruns were passed around.
 The divine saw his chance. and he asked the same question: Why Is tin can tied to a dog tal Ike death.
 No one knew the answer. and he propounder immediately spoke up: Be canse t k sure to happen
 And he looked disappointed when the squib didn't break laugh .
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

ness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irritability. nervousness. sleepless- ness. melsacholy. ''all-gone" and want-to- be -left-alone' feelings. blues and hopelessness. they should remem- Der there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia F.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- pound at once removes such troubles. No other female medicine in tho world has received such widespread and unqualified endorsement. No other medicine has such record of cures of female troubles.
 The needless su ffering of women from diseases peculiar to their sex is terrible to see. The money which they pay to doctors who do not help them Is an enormous waste. The pain Is cufed and the money is saved by Lydia F.. Plnkhams Vegetable Compound. Ex. perienee has proved this
 It is well for women who are III to write Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn, Mass. III her great experience. which covers many years, she has probably had to deal with dozens of cases lust like yours Her advice is free and conf dential.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
A Great Discovery.

Clayton. Tex. May SpeciaD- That d genuine cure for Diabetes has been diseos cred k the opinion of Mir ] II. Bailey. of this place. Speaking of the matter Nr. Bailey says.
 "I believe Dodd's Kidney Pills is the best remedy for Diabetes and the only one that has ever been discovered that will cure Diabetes"
 Il have a genuine case of Diabetes. have taken seven boxes of Dodd's Kidney 3 Pills and am still taking them. They have helped me so much that l am now up and able to work some. 1 believe that If had conformed strictly to Diabetes diet l would now have been completely cured. '
 Dodd's kidney Pills have cured hun dreds of cases of Diabetes and never once failed. It Is an old saying that what will cure Diabetes will cure any form of Kid ney Disease and that's just exactly what Dodd's Kidney Pills do. They cure all kidney diseases frcm Backaehe to Bright 8 Disease.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
CUTICURA, THE SET, S1.00.
Complete Treatment for Every Ha. mour, from Pimpies to scrofuIa, from Infancy to Age-A Set
 Often Cures.

tutional-eomplete and perfect, pure. sweet and wholesome. Bathe the affected surfaces with Cuticura Soap and bot wa ter to cleanse the skin of crusts and scales and soften the thlckened euticle, dry without hard rubbing, and apply Cuteura Ointment freely to allav itching. irritation and inflammation, and sootha and heal. and lastly take Guticura Re solvent Pills to cool and cleanse the biood, and put every function in state ot healthy activity More great cures Of simple, scrofulous and hereditary humors are daily made by Cuticura reme. dies than by all other blood and skin remedies
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
THE END 0F THE GRIP
REACHED AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF
 COMPLICATED TROUBLES.
Deafness. Hissins Sounds in Head. Stomach Disorder. Paipitation of Heart and
 Debility Overcome st Last

Desfness. Hissing Sounds In Head Stomach
 Disorder. Faipitation of Heart and
 Debility Overcome at Last.
 Mr. Newman certainly had a very tough time with the grip, and it is no wonder that he thinks that the remedy that cured him can't be beat. His case shows how profoundly grip poisons the system and how obstinately it resists all ordinary efforts to eradicate it.
 Few cases can be worse than Mir. New mans for he had head, heart and stom- ach troubles combined with great weak ness. He recently said
 "The attack of grip which I had eight years ago left me in a very bad fix. I became nearly deaf and my head ached continually and was filled with missing and roaring sounds. My heart futtered aud had regular running away spells. My stomach was so sore that 1 could hardly bear touch oil that part of my body. l had great deal of pain in the region of my liver and the doctor said that organ was enlarged. My kidneys aehed So al times that l could hardly stand"
 Didn't you give up and go to bed? ?" he was asked.
 No, l simply wouldn't. My head md my back ached dreadfully, but I obstinately dragged myself about, kept growing worse and finally ran down to almost nothing"
 What did you do to get relief?"
 First tried doctor, but he did me no good. Then took all kinds of ad- vertised preparations but nothing proved helpful until began to use Dr. Williams Pink Pills. As soon as I got them I knew that had at last hit the right remedy for my case. The very first box did more for me than anything else had ever taken. They gave me relief right away and in three months they positively cured me. I think I was scarcely ever in better health in my life than am at present"
 Mir. William A. Newman is a well. known Camden county farmer, living at Sagrada, Missouri His case was n SC. were test for any remedy, but Dr. Will. liams' Pink Pills met every requirement.. Other remedies merely drive the poison of the grip into hiding, but Dr. Williams Pink Pills drive 1t out of the system. They are sold by every druggist.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
Private Car Lines.

The railroads seem very willing to have the private car lines brought un- der the Jurisdiction of the Interstate Commerce Commission. A railroad president is authority for the state ment that lines are paid mileage with cut discrimination. and the question of excessive charges is a matter for the shipper to settle with the car lines. so long as there is no law 10 govern their rates. Car mileage paying has been de- oided 10 be as legal as the payment of rental for property.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
Ransaeking the World for Goatskins

Il is reported that the present demand for soat-kid skins in England exceeds anything of the kind before known. and that the remotest places in Europe. h. dia South America and elsew here. wherever goats are kept. are now visited by itinerant collectors 10 obtain them. This demand arises from the recent dis covery of new methods of treating the skins which not only make them prefer
 able 10 calfkid as shoe leather. hut also render them suitable for use in dress trimming. When specially dyed and fin
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
An Ancient Theory.

The Times correspondent d Colombo states that Sir H. A Blake. governor ot Ceylon, announced al the last meeting of the Asiatic society that Sinhalese med :. teal books of the sixth century described 6I varieties of mosquitoes and i2i kinds of malarial fever caused by mosquitoes.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
Let EVerYbodY Work

contented. Just consider how much pam and trouble results ID your body. when your liver or stomach stop working Hap ply. you can soon set them to work again cure your pains. and restore yourself to health and cOntentment. with Dr Cald. wells tlaxatiyel Syrup Pepsin. Try it. Sold by all druggists at 50c and Sl.OO Money back if It fails.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
Cures Eczema, Itching Humors.

Botanic Blood Balm It gives a healthy blood supply to the affected parts. heals all the sores. eruptlons. scabs. scales; stops the awful itching and burning of eczema. swelngs. suppurating. watery sores. etc. Druggists. Sl. Sample free and prepaid by writing Blood Balm Go. Atlanta. Ga Describe trouble and free medical advice sent in sealed letter.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

tacks of kidney disor- ders which kept me in the house for days at a time, una ble to do any thing. What I suffered can hardly be told. Complications set in, the particulars of which l will be pleased to give in a personal interview to any one who requires informa- tion. This 1 can con- scientiously say, Doan $ Kidney Pills caused a general improvement
 in my health. They
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

ished. they find great favor with dress makers. and are used for vests strap pings, revers. pipings blouses. and even for underskirts for country wear. They also play part in recent millinery.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
Natural Inference

Yes sir, shes ugly as sin and yet doesn't know it
 Yes I understand there were no other ladies at her boarding house. - \ q Times Democrat.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

brought great relief by lessening the pain and correcting the action c- the kidney secretions-
 Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all dealers. Price, 50 cents. FosterMil- burn Co, Buffalo, N. I.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

Many people seem to think that the chtet advantage of friendship k that It authorizes them to gay disagreeable things to their intlmates.-N T. Times.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
Sarcastic Realism.

Green tabout to cross the pond)- What do you take for seasickness? Brown-An ocean voyage.-Cincin- nat Enquirer.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
Tn a Pinch. Use Aliens Foot Ease

Shake into your shoes Allen. Foot Ease a powder. lt cures Corns. Bunions. Painful Smartlng. Hot. Swollen feet At all Drug gists and Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample FREE Address A. s. Olmsted. Le Roy, NY.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

Any person who is lied about in pub lie may console himself by reflectng that he must be of some importance or peo- pie wouldn't take the trouble-N. Y.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
 Mill Work.
l'
Carpenter Work.

l. squares framing and la4 ing floors
 - SI de ........ $6i 10 .. squares framing ard sEcatfing |, Sitr "asi3. $l ................... e7oo 2 , Htu'it9 S.dtt ', Si.......-.......-.... t5.00 le Squafes ShiHg!irs on side w4I4s
 S'' .,.s-., ..=....... .............. r. 50 S1'iatss sElrelicg on gables. S2 A 5t.t b squares fr3uir ai.eathiHg and
 Shingi: E roofs $...-........ B X 0o .h tir "a, feet outside base ie ,ao s, ,'.' tt't 5,oth'f N1NihSS, ir....... 2.Oo - t..t' l''l h'ti course. 1c..-.-.-.... 6.aS .- rt.a' iti..a' tfct shttef Tn rorriec, iec.. 5.Do -t t!It tF'I s9i tte', be -.....-........ f0. 50 - ''i oak pdse. Nc.-.....--..... I6 Dp aaa ,lttl t'''. "alhScoflng a--....-.+.. 2s VI iit"ai feet setting partitions 6,.. F j0 IT. ', t''t tfot pofch, Sf Sfss....#..... 25.fG " ~, it'A otf porGf 'ac. ......... 200
 Finishing ! cellar window francs.
 lnlslIne frames in basement.
 NI VI N, ..-.s. .......... ..............s. 5iD
 flnlshius frames in basement.
 S 9 .-......... - soo
 Finishing eoa. h.ns. ns................. Soo Cold air sEaft.-.... . 3o
 fieistiug 10 window frames in
 oak. S S5a--.....-.......... 5a 25 eo
 flulsf lrs door francs in oak Sl l6o0
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

If We did all the things that wa in. tend to do. we'd find that we shouldn't have time to intend to do SD many Puck
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

Bread Is the staff of life. and 1t ire quently Is the indigestion of lie, also Sunset Magazine.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

hdusoaoeu nau an acrid discharge and pains down through my limbs SO [ could hardly walk. It was as bad a case of female trouble as l have ever known. Lydia F. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound, however, cured ms within four months. Since that time have had occasion to recommend 1t to . number of patients suffering from all forms of female difficulties and I find tha. while it is considered unprofessional to rec ornmend patent medicine can honestly recommend Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, for I have found that it cures female ills, where all other medicine fails It Is grand medicine for sick women.n
 Money cannot buy such testimony as this-merit alone can produce such re- suits. and the ablest specialists now agree that Lydia F.. Pnkham's Nege- table Compound is the most univer- sally successful remedy for all female diseases known to medicine.
 When women are troubled with ir- regular, suppressed or painful men struation. weakness. leucorrhna. dis placement or ulceration of the womb. that bearing down feeling, infiamma- ton of the ovaries. backache. bloat- ing or hatulence). general debility. in digestion, and nervous prostration. or are beset with such symptoms as dizzi-
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
A VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.

Rev. Jacob D. Van Doren. of s7 Sixth street, Fond Du Lac, Wis, Presby- terian clergyman, says: "I had at.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

Pisos Cure for Consumption is an infalli. ble medicine for coughs and colds.-N ". Samuel, Ocean Grove. N J, Feb. r., 1900.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

The more man is wrapped up in him. sell, the colder he is.-Chcago Daily News
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

Copyright, 1s04 by Frederick J Drake
 & Co.,
 This attractive and roomy two-story house can be built complete with plumb ing and furnace heat for about S2.goo. The estimate of cost of building this dwelling is based upon Chicago prices to a large extent. The lumber bill and carpenter work can be reduced in many localities from $20O to $250. so that the house can be built in very satisfactory manner for about $270o. An itemized list of materials needed and their esti- mated cost is given below:
 Ezcavating and Masonry. 16o yards excavating, 25c.............. sfn O0 % perch CT stone laid in wall. $3'io.... 2t5 0o ~ inca feet chimney breast. Sa 50.... = jO lt llneal feet above breast sl .Se...... 2S s0 to yards eementing cellar bottom.
 toe....s.s......- .+...........+..+.... a5.b0 Total s.z,=
 Timber of Basement.
 34 2xd 12 II joists ............ .,,, 4at ls ft under ioists...-............ 35
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12

Some people ire too concerted to be jealous N. r. Tines.
The Forrest City times., 1905-05-12
A TRAINED NURSE
After Years of Experience, Advises Women In
 Regard to Their Health.
Mrs. Martha Pohlman

Mrs. Martha Pohlman of 55 Chester Avenue. i Newark. N. ! who is a graduate Nurse from the Blockley Training School, at Philadelphia, and for six years Chief Clinic Nurse at the Philadelphia Hospital, writes the letter printed below. She hns the advantage of personal experience, besides her professional education, and what she has to say may be absolutely relied upon.
 Many other women are afflicted as she was. They can regain health in the same way. It is prudent to heed such advice from such a source.
 Mrs, Pohlman writes:
 I am firmly persuaded, after eight years of experience with Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, that it is the safest and best medicine for any suffering woman to use.
 Immediately after my marriage found that my health began to fail me. Ibe- came weak and pale, with se- we're bearing down pains, fear full backaches and frequent dizzy spells. The doctors pre- scribed for me, yet I did not improve. I would bloat after eating and frequently become
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
Vacation Tours.

For the summer season of 1905 the
railroads have undoubtedly arranged
lower round trip excursion rates to the
various summer resorts and to the
Pacific Coast than any previous year.
The Minneapolis & St. Louis an
nOunces a few of their rates as shown
below from New Ulm.
To St. Paul and Minneapolis S.. So:
To Duluth 1910: Denver, Colorado
Springs and Pueblo $500: Salt Lake
City and Ogden $500; Tickets onsale
daily after June LIST, final limit Octo-
Der 31st
To Denver, account Epworth League
COnvention( 1925, Tickets on sale
June 30 to July4 Limit July IA, with
privilege of extension to Auguts s on
payment Of fee OF 90 cents. TO Denver,
account g. A. r. Encampment) S16.15;
Tickets on sale August 80 to SeDtem-
Der A. Limit September r. with privi-
lege Of extension to October It'll on
payment Of fee of 80 cents. To Port
land, ore, (for Lewis and Clark Expo
sition) $500; Tickets on sale daily,
Limit ninety pays; Tickets good 90
ing one route and returning another.
With liberal stop-over privileges.
To California. CORRESPONDENCE as
low rates as to Portland.
TO Hot Springs, Ark. one fare plus
two dollars for the round trip; tick,
fets on sale daily; limit thirty days.
For full particulars call on agents, OF
address A. B. Cults, G. ?. & T. A.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
NERVOUSNESS and
WEAKNESS CURED
BY PE-RU-NA.

Miss Sadie Robinson, 4 Rand street,
Maiden, Mass, writes:
"Peruna was recommended to mo
about a year ago as an excellent remedy
for the troubles peculiar to our sex, and
as I found that all that was said of this
medicine was true, am pleased to en-
dorse it.
81 began to use it about seven months
ago for weakness and nervousness,
caused from overwork and sIeepIess-
ness, and found that In a few days
began to grow strong, my appetite life
creased and began to sleep better,
consequently my nervousness passed
away and the weakness in the pelvic
organs soon disappeared and have
been well and strong ever s'Tce.''
Address DR.. S. B. Hartman, President
of The Hartman Sanitarium, Colum bus,
O., for free medical advice. All CORES
pondence strictly confidential.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
State Drainage League.

H. G.. Hays, secretary OF the Mime
sofa Drainage League sends out the
announcement that the first annual
meeting of the league will be held at
Crookston on the first day of August.
He says: The League is organized for
the purpose of advancing the interests
of the whole state and the county COM
missioners of your county have been
asked to send delegates to the meeting.
We desire the cooperation ofboards
of trade and commercial club but a
directory of these organizations is not
obtainable and we are therefore COM
PEELED to ask your assistance in plac-
ing this matter before the public and
of requesting you to act for us in
rendering a most cordial invitation to
such bodies in your city in the name
of the League.
Special railway rates are assured.
Full particulars and programs will be
sent on application to the secretary,
II. G. Hays, Bemidji, MINI.