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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-07-21
NEWS CONVERSATIONS
Wednesday, July II.


Martial law has been proclaimed in
the town and district of Tiflis. eau.
casia.
Mrs. Helen K. Johnson, mother Of
Mayor Johnson of Cleveland, O., is
dead at her home in Brooklyn.
Chairman Morton of the Equitable
Life Assurance society has announced
that he intends to retain the services
of Second Vice President Gage E. Tar
bell.
J. Hamilton Lewis, formerly a con.
gresham from the state of Washing
ton, now resident of Chicago, has
been appointed corporation counsel for
the Windy City.
The Chicago city council, by vote
of So to 10, has granted the Metropol-
itan elevated railway the right to con-
duct freight and express transporta-
ton business for ten years.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-07-21

dozen best finish photos.
10 < 10 frame and glass
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FARMERS. bring your iron to the
Denis foundry. Highest cash price
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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1905-07-21

FARMERS, bring your iron to the
Denis foundry. Highest cash price
paid.
John. Denis. -. -.
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Encore" dad stopped and sald "Hennery. this is no leg show. dhis is morgue." but to cheer aim up told him his head must be wrong, and pointed to about hundred dried corp ses, thousand years old, in a corner with grinning skulls all around. and told nim that was the ballet, and told him to look at the leading dancer, and asked him is she wasn't a beaut, from Butte, Mont. and that killed dad He leaned against me, and said his eyes must have gone bacS oh him, be- cause everything looked dead to him. told him he would get over it after awhile, and to say where he was while went and spoke to one of the ballet girls that was boGkoning to me, and I left him there, dazed. and went around corner and hid.
 People were coming along wlth torches. all the time looking at the catacombs and reading the inscrip- tions cut in the rock. and after awhile I went back to where left dad, and he was gone. but after awhile I found him standing up with tho stiffs. He was
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19
Two Million Dollars

Have been spent to make Liquozone known. We have bought the first bot tie and given it free to every sick one we learned of. The result is that one home in five, the country over. has some one whom Liquozone has cured These homes are scattered everywhere. Your neighbors and friends live in some of them. If you will only ask what LiquoZone does there are millions to tell you about il.
 And We paid $1OO,O0O for the simple right to make LiquOzDnc-the Ameri- can rights The rights in other coun- tries have sold for proportlonate sums. We mention this fact to Indicate the recognized value of Liquozone. Men have never before paid such a price for any discovery used in the cure of sick ness.
 Before We bought Liquozone. we had it tested for years. through physicians and hospitals in :his country and oth- CTS. We had 1t empl yed in every stage of every germ disease; in thousands of the most difficult cases obtainable For two years, in many a disease called in- curable. we proved that Liquozone did what medicine could not do. That was fha reason for it's price
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and made us take off our hats, because the king was riding by, and we looked at the king, and dad was hot. He said that fellow was nothing but railroad hand, disguised in a uniform. and, by ginger, if we had seen that king out West working on a railroad, with cam vasa clothes on, he would not have looked like a king, on bet. There was nothing but his good clothes that stood between the king and a dago digging sewers in Chicago.
 After the king and his ninespots had passed, dad said: When you are ip Rome, you must do as the Romans do, and he said he wanted to get that heavy feeling off his shoulders, which he got at the religious procession, and wanted me to suggest something dew ilish that we could do, and I told him we better go and see the "Catacombs. He wanted to know if 1t was anything like "a trip to Chinatown or the Black Crook" and l told him it was worse. Then he asked me if there was much low neck and long stockings Tn the "Catacombs," and I told him there was a plenty. and he said he was just ripe to see that kind of show, and so we took a carriage for the "Cata- combs and dad could hardly Keep still till we got there.
 SuppOSb Ou6llI lO pS AAAASN ASN fooling dad, but he craved for ex- citement, and he got it. The "Cata- combs" are where Roman citizens have been buried for thousands of years, in graves hewn out of solid rock, and they are petrified, and after they have laid in the graves for a few hundred years. the mummified bodies are taken out and stood up in corners. if the bodies will hang together, and if not the bones are piled up around for scenery.
 We had to take torches to go in. and woF wandered through corridors, gazing at the remains. until dad asked one of the men with us what 1t all meant. and the man said 1t was the greatest show on earth. Dad began to think he was nutty. anA when laughed. and said: That is great and clapped my hands. and said:
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glad to see me, and wanted to know if I thought he was dead. l told him was sure he was alive, though he had deathly look on his face. Well, sir, says dad. T thought 1t was all over with me. after you left. for man came along and moved me around, and took hold under my arms and jumped me along here by these stiffs. and told me if didn't stay where I belonged he would break me up into bones, and throw me into a pile, and I thought I would have to do as the Romans do and stay here. and before the man left me he reached into my pocket and took my money. and said couldn't spend any money in there where 1 was going to stay for a million years, and, by gosh. l was so petrifed I couldn't stop him from robbing me. Say, Hem .nery, they will rob you anywhere, even in the grave, and if this CatacOmb show is over, and the curtain has gone down, I want to get out of here, and go to the Coliseum or Roman amphi- theater, where the wild beasts eat peo- pie alive" And so we left the Cata- combs and went back to town, and dad began to show life again.
 Say, you tell the folks at home that dad is gaining every day, and his va cation is doing him good. He has promised to kill me for taking him to the Catacomb show, but dad never har- bors revenge for long. and I guess your little nephew will pull through. wish I had my skates. cause dad wants to go to Russia. Yours,
 Iennery.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19

(C6pyright, 1906, by Joseph E. Bowles.)
 Rome, Italy.--Dear Old Friend: You remember. don't you, when you were A boy, playing tag, you're it. and button, button, who's got the put ton?" that one of the trying situations was to be judged to "go to Rome" which meant that you were to Kiss every girl in the room,
 I never got enough going to Rome when I attended church sociables ana parties, but always got bllndtoldeo' and had to kiss anybody they brought to me. which was usually boy or colored cook, so l leased oao 10 lahe me to Rome, and when he got over ms being rattled and robbed anu pui neu , hv lava at Vesuvius, he said he d'dn care where he went, and, besides, told him about the Roman Coliseum. where they turned hungry tigers anu lions. and hyenas loose among the gladiators, and the people coula see The beasts eat them alive. and dad sald that was something like 1t, as the way he had been robbed and mlsused III Italy, he would enjoy seeing goou share of the population chewed D! lions, if the lions could stand IL. ! didn't tell dad that the wild animal show had not been running for a cou- ple of thousand years, cause thought he would find 1t out when we got here.
 Say, old man, I guess l can heip you to locate Rome. You remember the time spoke a piece at the school exhibition, when put my hand inside my flannel shirt, like an orator, and said: And this Is Rome, that sat on her seven hills, and from her throne of beauty ruled the whole world" Well. this Is 1t. where am now, but the seven hills have been graded down, and Rome don't rule the whole world a little bit: but she has got religion awful.
 The pope lives here, and he Is the boss of more religious people than any body and though you may belong to any other kind of church, and when you are home you don't care conti- mental for any religion except your own. or your wifes religion, and you act like an infidel and scon at good
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19
AFTER SYLVAN LINGO.
Garner Expects To Be Able to Converse
 With Monkeys.


 Philadelphia Public Ledger.
 Professor R. l.. Garner, naturalist and student of the language of mon- keys. will go to the west coast of Afri. ca. where he will make his headquars ters at Gaboon and Cape Lopez. From these places he will make his observa- tions of monkey life, their speech and habits. The material for his trip ln- cludes ton of iron for his famous cage, in which he sits while making observations. He also carries with him one of the most complete and most delecate photographic. outfits ever manufactured. These machines were made under the personal direction of Thomas A. Edison, and are provided with a special lot of dlaphragms made particularly for the use of Professor Garner. They are so sensitive that they will record the slightest jungle noise, and with them the naturalist ex- poets to obtain better results than he has ever attained before. It Is by means of such mechanisms that he has been enabled to compare the various monkey articulations and then formu- late them.
 T believe" said the professor, that this year will be by all odds my most successful one, for never before have been so we'll equipped with scientific instruments which will help me in my study. This year. besides making ob- servations on the language of monkeys, l am going to make a particular psy- chological study of the animals with reference to their ability to determine differences between forms, colors, sounds. etc For these purposes have some very delicate instruments, most of them invented and manufactured by myself.
 Some of these work electrically, so that no appreciable amount of time Is lost between the monkeys perception of an object and the recording of such perception. I expect my discoveries along these lines to be unique and startling, for 1t is a new subject, one in which there has been no investiga- tion whatever. After nearly every stay In the jungle, no matter for how short a time. have something to add to my book on the subject. am continually adding to former publications. tabulat- ing, enumerating, classifying and mak- ing alterations. It is a tremendous un- dertaking. but one in which am deep ly interested, and which I am pursu- ing solely for the sake of science.
 The greatest fascination about the work is that you never know just when some important revelation Is about to be made. Even when you feel reason ably certain about some particular ex- pertinent. to give 1t any scientific value it must be repeated again and again, so that every possible result can be compared with what has been learned before.
 "The natives. whom I continually en- counter during my work, are very cour- teous and considerate, and do every fbinar mako coast at just the time of year when the weather is best for my observa. tions. and when my work is least apt to be interrupted by the great storms which frequently occur in that part of the world. I do not know how long I will be gone this time. Perhaps sew eral years. It all depends upon how my work progresses"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19
Germ DiseaGes.

These are the known germ diseases; all due to germs or to the poisons which germs create. These are the diseases to which medicine does not apply. for drugs cannot kill inside germs.
 All that medicine can do for these troubles is to act as a tonic. aiding Nature to overcome the germs But those results are indirect and uncer- tain, depending on the patients condi- tion. A cure is always doubtful when drugs are used and some of these dis eases medicine never cures.
 Liquozone alone can destroy the cause of these troubles. It goes wher- ever the blood goes. so that no germ can escape It. The results are almost inevitable. Diseases which have re- sisted medicine for years yield at once to Liqrozone. "Incurable" diseases are cured by it. Tn any stage of any dis, ease in this list the results are so cer- tain that we will gladly send to any patient who asks 1t an absolute guar anty,
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If you need Liquozone, and have never used 1t. please send us the cou. pOn below. We will then send you an order on a local druggist for full sized bottle-a soc bottle-and will pay the druggist ourselves for it. This applies only to the first bottle, of course-tO those who have never used 1t.
 The acceptance of this offer places you under no obligations. We simply wish to convince you; to let the pro duct itself show you what 1t can do Then you can judge by results as to whether you wish to continue.
 This offer itself should convince you that Liquozone does as we claim. We would certainly not buy a bottle and give 1t to you, if there was any doubt of results. You want these results; you want to be well and to keep well. Then be fair enough 10 yourself to accept our offer today. Let us show you. at our expense what this wonder fur product means to you.
 Liquozcne costs soc and $1.
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they amounted to any more than pre- siding elders at home He said he had always been a Baptist, and they didn't have any popes In his church, and he didn't believe in 'em, but some other Americans were going to see the Pope. and dad consented to go, un- der protest, it being understood that he didn't care two whoops, anyway
 Well, sir we went, and 1t was the grandest thing you ever saw. There were guards by the thousand, beauti- ful gardens that would make Central Park look like a hay marsh. hundreds of people in church vestments. and an air of sanctity that we never dreamed; jewels that are never seen outside the Pope's residence. and we lined up to see the holy father pass.
 Gee, but dad trembled like a dog tied out in the snow, and the perspira-
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tion stood out on his face, and he look cd sorry for himself. Then came the procession, all nobles and SReat people and then there was party or plous men carrying the most beautiful man we ever saw on a platform above us, and it was the Pope, and he smiled at me, and the tears came to my eyes, anu I couldn't swallow something whlch I s'pose was my sins, and then he look ed at dad. and held up one hand. anu dad was pale, and there was no funny business about dad any more, and then they set the platform down and the Pope sat fin a chair, and those who wanted to went up to him. and he blessed them.
 Say, for awhile dad dassent go up, cause the thought the Pope could see right through him, and would know he was a Baptist, but the rest of the Americans were going up. and dad didn't want to be eccentric. so he and I went up. The Pope put out his hand to dad. and instead of shaking 1t, as he would the hand of any other man onl earth and ask ing how his folks were, dad bent over and kissed the pope's hand. and the pope blessed him. Dad looked like a new man. good man, and when the pope put his hand on my head, and blessed me, my heart came up in my throat, cause I thought he must know of all the mean things l had ever done but I can feel his soft. beautiful hand on my head now, and from this out ] would fight any boy twice my size that ever said a word against the pope and his religion When we got outside dad says to me: "Hennery, don't you ever let me hear of your doing thing that would make the good man sorry if he was to hear about it." And we went to our hotel and stayed all tbe after noon, and all night. and just thought Of that pope's angelic face, and when one of the Americans came to our room and wanted dad to play cinch. he was indignant, and said: T would as soon think of robbing a childs bank" and we went to bed. and if dad wasn't a converted man I never saw one.
 Well, sir, trouble, and sorrow, and religion don't last very long on dad. The next morning we talked things over. and I quoted all the Roman stuff could think of to dad. such as "Ip that elder day to be a Roman was greater than a king" but before ] could think twice there was a commo- ton in the streets and a porter came
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19
It is Wrong To Suffer From Germ Disease. Ask Us for Lquozone--Free.

Those who suffer from germ troubles, and who do not use LiquoZone, are wronging themselves. You will know how much when you try it. Most of these troubles are so unnecessary-so easily cured-it is wrong to let them continue.
 What reason can one find to hesitate? A trial of LiquozOne costs not a penny. We will gladly buy the first bottle for any new user. and pay the druggist ourselves for it. Won't you-if you need it-accept that gift?
 Liquozone is not unknown now-not untried. It has cured millions of germ troubles-troubles that drugs cant cure. There is no neighborhOod--nO hamlet so remote-that has not in- stances of what Liquozone has done. The cured ones are everywhere; doubt less some of your friends are among them.
 You will regret these days of waiting when you learn what Liquozone does You will wish you had abandoned wrong methods and tried the right one sooner. Please ask about Liquozone today.
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than anything else in the world for you. No one is SO well that he can not be helped by it.
 The reason is that germs are vege- tables; and LiquOzone-like an excess of oxygen-is deadly to vegetal matter To the human body Liquozone is exhil- arating. vitalizing. purifying-the most needful. the most helpful thing pos sible. But to germs it is certain de- struction; and these facts are true of nothing else in existehce.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19

people, when you get to Rome and see the churches thicker than saloons In Milwaukee, and everybody attending church and looking pious. you eaten the fever, and try to forget bad things you have done, and if you get a chance to see the pope, you may go to his palace just cause you want to see everything that is going on. and you think you don't care whether school keeps or not. and you feel in dependent, as though this religion was something for weak people to indulge in. and finally you come face to face with the pope, and see his beautiful face and his grand eyes, and his every movement is full of pious meaning. you "penuk' right there. and want to kneel down and let him bless you, by gosh.
 Say never saw dad weaken like he did when the Pope came in. We got tickets to go to his reception, but dad said he had rather go to the cata- combs or the lion show at the Coli scum He said he didn't want to en- courage Popes, because didn't believe
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19
Peril of Navigating Ice Fields.

Boston Herald.
 No one who has not had experience in navigating through ice fields can realize the enormous pressure which they exert on an imprisoned vessel. Even the most powerful steamer can make but little headway through mod erately heavy ice unless she can bring her weight as well as her power to bear. The famous ice breakers em- ployed for keeping channels open In northern waters are SO constructed that when they meet ice they ride out on 1t, breaking 1t down by their weight In many cases these ships are provided with propeller in their bow. and this assists in the breaking by drawing the water from under the ice These ice-breaklng ships are able to make their way through fields that
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-02-19
Not Medicine.

Liquozone is not made, like medicine, by compounding acids and drugs; nor Is there any alcohol in it. Its virtues are derived solely from gas. made in large part from the best oxygen pro- iucers. The process of making takes fourteen days, and requires immense apparatus. At the end of two weeks. we get one cubic inch of Liquozone for zach 1.250 cubic inches of gas used. The attainment of this product has, Tor more than twenty years. been the constant subject of scientific and chemical research.
 The main result is. to get into a liquid, and thus into the blood, a pow srful, yet harmless germlcide. And the product is so helpful-sO good for you lnder any cOndition-that even a well person feels it's instant benefit
 This Is the product which in the past .wo years has snrTaE int~ "~~IA- -'''id,
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How Liduozone Curey.

The greatest value of Liquozone lies in the fact that 1t kills germs in the hody without killing the tissues. too. And no man knows another way to do it. Any drug that ktSs germs is a poison. and it cannot be taken inter- nally For tlAat reason, medicine is al- most helpless h any germ disease.
 Liquozone is a germicide so certain that we publish on every bottle an of- fer of Sl.00O for a disease germ that 1t cannot kill. Yet fl is not only harm 'Ss= hut nf wonderful beneft-better
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Varicocele

GoitTe-Gout Varicocels Gonorrhea-Gleet Women's Diseases
 All diseases that begin with fever-all ih flammation-al cataTrh-all contagious dis eases--all the results of impure or poisoned blood.
 In nervous debility LiquoSone acts as a vitalizer. accomplishing what drugs can dn
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use in the treatment of germ diseases. It is now used by the sick of nine nations: by physicians and hospitals everywhere. It is daily used in millions nf hnnnne in Aunnricn
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would absolutely check suehN ship as the modern ocean liner. even though the latter had Gar greater horse power.
 Her straight shsrp stem. with great
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draft of water forward would not per
 init of her lifting out on the ice. md she would be hopelessly blocked lf her bows were not battered out og Ahana.
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PECK'SBADBOYABROAD|
The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit the Pope---They Bow to the King of Italy and His Nine Spots---Dad
 Finds That The Catacombs' Is Not Comic Opera
BY HON. GEORGE W. PECK.

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CUt OUI IHI, CLUPON

Any physician CT hospital not yet nsing .lau6zons Nill be Elsdl3 supplied Ter q test
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-07
DIR. JOSEPH HAWLEY said at

DIR. JOSEPH HAWLEY said at a
banquet before two hundred physi-
clans in Chicago, August Both, 1900.
"The last century has contributed
very little to our materials for treat
ing chronic diseases. OF all the organic
and functional diseases there are but
few we can hope to cure more surely
than we could at the beginning of the
nineteenth century. Lung and stomach
diseases, as we'll as kidney, liver, in
testinal, blood and central nervous
diseases, are treated with very little
better success except that empiricism
in their treatment is no longer neces-
sary.
If DR.. Hawley will visit some of the
specialists he will find his mistake. If
he will call upon DR.. Brewer he can
prove to him that the treatment of
chronic diseases has made as rapid
strides and as great Improvement as
any other branch of the practice of
medicine
DR.. Brewer has had an experience
second to no physician in the United
States. He has examined over twenty
thousand cases and prescribed for
over fourteen thousand seven humid
red and can show you record of every
case prescribed for and the remedies
given.
DR.. Brewer will visit the Grand
Central hotel in this city on Monday.
January 10Th.