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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-08

ACRES. ACRES, ACRES.
Lands in Polk county, Wisconsin, So up;
only ~ miles of. Minneapolis. See me soon.
A. D. Eads. 200 Bank Commerce Building.
W~ANTED-FARM ABOUT 40 ACRES, WITHIN
so miles of cities, and one mile of good town,
scAne wood land, no expensive buildings !, cash,
for good and cheap place. 3246, Journal. 80.
FOR sALE-THEC CHEAPEST, LAND IN NORTH
Dakota: east half section 21-135-51; a. fine 500:
price $40 per acre; come up or address w. G.
Dance, Walcort. Richland county. n. D,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

Work IS o tonic u ID one Of the
best medicines III the world despite
the fact that few doctors prescribe u,
and many people dislike IT, TO work
Is TO devote mlnd aud body to duties
which exert them both in honest effort
and The medicinal effect Ii obtained in
tho satisfaction they give the mind
and body in performance of the func.
|tions for which they were intended
Work causes waste which is repaired
liuring rest that should follow. and the
result is a reinforcement Of the pow
ers OF the mind ana body and a natur
al development, as the laws Of hygiene
have taught us all
| We therefore may sympathize witt
those who do not work because the,
are too incident or because they ar,
50 situated they do not have to work
| Hcalthful, honest, productive worI
Is the basis principle OF progress, an
la thing no one should Dc ashamed d
Hp lunE NJ the work accomplished /
honest. Honey Iii work N ia essei
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

George Herbert Heal, of Cambridge
in America as a defender Of KIM
.eopolda policy in the Congo Free
State. Mr.. Head, the ether day was
alkfng to number of men about
Sine I.oopold's unseiflshncss in the
landling 81 The Congo Free State rev
MUGS. when a Chieagoan said:
Il tell you what i is. Leopold i
lever You cant GET the best Of him
"This u what saw happen n him
Fiji Paris at a bazaar little Fri a
loWer girl. Il daughter of q Duchess.
extended to him a nall tray on which
A ) utonniere lay Z vas one Of thosa
azaars -ghore they soGge yen right
iii left, ana whore if yoH don't watch
,a yoH dra9rt siihoui cah fara home
Ydar mulaty. ~ thc lttla girl
win son bay flower?
Yos. my child said King Leopold
Haw much2
~pha aawer girl had been coached
before hand, ana she replied
Two hundred and fifty frances
Two hundred and hIty frances
taat.s s50-fgr a small rose. It was
litie too extorionate King Leopold
95nafa over the mon ", though Thei
ia teok lie flower and put Il in hi
9uttonholc ana taking the tray also
he Tipped IT in his capacious poke
md hurried off
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
Advantage Of Religion.

While going through anime Evange-
isl Moody happened TO be in the town
# Waterford. where he heard OF John
yho fe. who had the reputation OF
WORKING on Sunday although all the
minister's in the neighboriug towns
,ad argued with him and tried io
stop it. Mr.. Moody decided to Try his
ncV with him. ara after a long talk
nccceaed in nyinc;ng him that u
vas wrong to work on sunday.
The next Sunday White was in
,hurch. and him name was enrohed.
a few days Mi Moody left the town
7eIiae that he had done one thing
mich had proved TOO diH cult for 9TH
"a and that at least one sinner IN
hat town had been turned from the
rror Of his way.
A few weeks later, while driving a
Dad OF lumber into the Town, White
VAS met by the deacon Of the church
and The following conversation en-
sued.
Now. Mr.. White said the deacon
isn't there q difference since the spirit
ii God has entered your soul2'
Yes there IL quite difference,
when went 10 RI on Sunday usef
3 carry III ak OR my shoulder. hu
low carry it under my coat POS
on Herald.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
ALL THE SANE TO JUSTICE.

Judge Wofford. of Kansas City has
a proper understanding of the duties
Of his office. Recently in an embez,
element case the accused plead guilty.
ana his attorney argued that. as his
client represented a highly respected
family" which would pay in full the
amount that had been stolen. he should
be excused from a prison sentence
Judge Wofford. presiding, replied:
All persons accused will be fed out
Of the same big iron spoon in this
court Because they have respectable
connections win not be any excuse for
them. have often been besiegei by
nice people who wanted me to let this
man or that man OFF easy. Now. some
of these people have got 10 be taught
that there is Goa in Isreal Every
man who comes before me shall have
the same show, without regard to his
c nnecticns'
That is the kind of justice thar
should be meted out by all courts Il
is not always obtainable as money,
political influence. social standing and
graft" have been known to have
been influences that have made jus.
tiee stumble and fall often. Notwith
standing the fact that OR courts are
the most Just in the world there is
yet a higher plane Of justice TO pc
reached especially by absolute remov
al OF the influence of politics in the
| coIlrfs
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

The final call staggered me:
"Coligny wins easily, Iylas second
Lavator third!
With the realization that bad lost
after an. / was recalled to a sense OF
my duty. | sprane to the door lead ne
INTO the partition, Intending person
ally Ia pnt the pQolroom' keeper un-
der arrest Suddenly the announcer
called CUT
Col gny disqualified for foul
l1glas first, Lavator second; no o.her.
finished
"FiurrahM | cried, stopping short
I've won! I've wont"
My triumphant shout was drowned
By roar from the other side Of ths
lcor opening into the hallway Taert
was the shutting Of many fees On TAX
stairway Next instant a pale-face.
man in his shit sleeves, leaped from
| behind the partition
The police, he yelled! We're pin
aaedr
| Never win | forget The rush to CHI
window Hens aad w5rthy as E,
MOD YES had heaa ! telt that thc.
nighi Ec nieconstruei by the anihori
! tis ana joined iii tlat rush a sec
fond later hal plunged through win
daw landed u an cNtep ioa roof aaI
tiE nee roilel I'd tae ground
Il alta 91t ef3H rBnniHg unt.l | boar
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

up 90 tho room where thehetting had
been aone. But when tried the door
found il locked | sought 20 fore
an entrance bur was unable TO do so.
Finally I came 10 the conclusion that
the proprietor was probably to be
found lib a saI5oa wlere had met the
TAN young man. ! FASTENED thither
and made inquiry III the bartender.
"Lo3kin fer joe, Ell? said he wiz
a grin. loss over in Jersey now
guss. Som lucky gcy caught him fo'
few thea ga a owbar parlay this
afternoon, and he bad 70 fake up z
81 gas raid ia order to get away \
scared tn lucky on out all right. all
wight Have a drink on the house -
From the Octobe.. Metropolitan Maya
inc
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
THE DAILY JINGLE
ARRANT NONSENSE.

II you saw pink pug puppy playing
Ping pong with pig,
Or great gray goose a-golfing with
a goat,
Would you think 1t was as funny as Q
biz, brown Belgian bunny
Blowing bubbles with bishop in a
boat?
If a gormandizing gobbler gobbles goo
bers by the gross.
Which ne pr rei from peanut
pcddler's pack,
Coull he earn his absolution by an
act OF restitution
II he gave the Dago man his fun
crop back?
80 singing icgamyia s'uag jap
upon the Jaw
And injected venomcd virus in his
velne,
Would the mierobe not prove sterile
since each ones d yellow Peril
L the homeopath's theory obtains?
II gentle jokesmith iabbers nutty
nonsense in way
That causes YOU brain softening K
Dir ad
Would you send him to college wher,
they try to hammer knowledge
Int pcoplethat are foolish in th'
head2
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
WHAT HAS BECOME OF TIT


For several days nothing has come
from Oyster Bay or Washington re-
garding the movement advocated by
the president to have the Republican
national committee TO return TO the
New York Life insurance company
and CT course, to other corporations
the money that their managers con
tributed to his campaign fund without
the knowledge or consent Of their
shareholders
The presidents instant ecsion tha
lthis money ought TO be returned 10
the treasury Of The New York Life fot
Ithe benefit Of It's policy-holdcrs and,
Of course, 70 other corporations for
The benefit Of their share holders
was hailed as right and Just.
None can or win question the presi
ient's sincerity in the matter or the
Righteousness Of the impulse which
moved him 10 declare that this money
fought TO be given back, and the Re
\ publican party organization thus
cleanseJ OF any faint put on II by the
irregularity of the contributions t
his campaign.
4 Yet we hear nothing more abou
! giving IL back. DO not the men abou
the president realize, as he does tina
the only way to give the money bacl
is to give it back
What has become of the movement
that the president advocated? VIII
do we hear nothing more about
from his advisors
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
A BOARD THAT DOES THINGS


Comparatively few people in Cairo
knew. prior to the lime thar Dr.. Egan
and his assistant. DR.. George Thomas
Palmer. came down here from SPRING
field and establ shed a quarantine.
much about the state board of health,
and even now the part that this nee
eessary branch of state government
plays for public health is rather hay
in the minds of many
To begin with. the state board of
health. as created by law. is charged
with the general supervision of the
Interests of health and life Of the peo-
pie of the state. Its powers are prac-
tleally Iimitlegs and it has plenty of
funds at its back to carry out all meas
ures that il undertakes
Many persons are Cf the opin on
that the state board is sort of a
necessary evil. and that il takes only
spasmodic action every now and then
in order to keep a going
On the othe- hand. through its en-
ergctic work. its advanced ideas and
persistent efforts the Illinois State
Board of Health has won for itself a
far famed and creditable reputation.
The efficient work CT Or Egan, sac
rotary. and Dr.. George Thomas Pal
mer. his assistant, men who do
Things" has resulted in the board he
/ ing called a board that does things"
Their efforts for the state board
have attracted attention all over the
| United States and has ELECTED gener'
al communication Medical journals
in particular have spoken in terms Oi
high praise Of the practical results
attained by the board In It's nvegti
cations and of the valuable informa
ton disseminated in its publications
! For example. til New York Medica
| Journal a high authority. in callius
attent on to tie circular Of the boar,
in reat on tc consumption, decuare;
Ithat among the sanitary organization
that really do something toward pro
viding the people with information
i've must accord a high place 10 tn
/ Illinois state board Of health. a bed,
TO which both the medical profession
and the population ait large are deepl
indebted This journal pronounce
this CIRCULAR explicit and impressive
chiefly because of the plain languag
iemployed. and its judgment was tha
It's was lin every way to be CONNER
| ded N
i During the past eight years Dr. Ega
has been in charge OF the work Of tn
board and under his direction I'll
board has advanced to a position {
high rank.
Special attention has been devote
ito tae protection IL the poop
| against contagious and Infectious di
eases. not only in stamping ont sue
! diseases when they have appeare
but nv seeking to remove the caUs'
of infection and BY teaching the pc
1 Me how II combat them successful
i Practical iaofrmaii3n of tn highc
+ ve3uo has been spread broadca
!, throughout the state, and energet
1crusadcs against typhoid, dipther
9 Eana consumption have Haen cfa3act
/ vita III
. Under the admuietatla c =
Egan Il las bcea the policy of Il
! board 10 do things ana ii has b.
/ doing them well and doing them {
e the time
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
A ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Estate ~ Iohn =. mochlcr, DECREASED I'VE
uuaefsigncd having been appointed adniin'H'
traitor 81 the oatate 81 John 2. Mopklor'
late oi tho county Of Alexander, and stnle
OF Illinois. deceased, hereby gives notice ma,
he Will appear before the county nnnit W
Alexander county. III the court house ~ CAIRO
nj al The October tefm on the hrst MONDAY
sOctober next ut which time ~ pcrnon,
having claims against said estate are nvllleu
and requested TO attend Tor tnc purpnAN "
debted to said estate are required W make 'n'
mediate payment to the undersgned 200,
Dated this 2ist dav Of August, a. ID, isVo'
JRnpmIA All McCARTY, Administrator'
David s. LansHen, Attorney.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

tial 10 its success and to the bene-
fetal effect of that work upon the in
divlinal and the community IN which
the individual devotes his energy. To
work is to perform that part in the
world which is allotted 10 YOU To
refrain from work is TO cast an extra
duty upon another. and to cheat ones
self of the blessings which work az
fords.
Tho most healthful and the most
satisfied man IS The man who enjoys
honest toll. The most wre;ened is the
man who lives in idlepess. whether il
be luxurious idleuess or otherwise.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
cHANcERY NOTICE.

state OF Illinois, Alexander County -.
In the Alexander County circuit tonrt
October te m, A. D., 1908. In chancefy,stlng
T.. e.. Perks and Thvmsa Higgins, compaii,
nnts vs.. Sim small and Huldr small, defenu
auts. Hll 10 chnncery for force osnre. N,
4 he above defendants are hereby nntlneu
that said compainants did on Januaiy ~, igo5
Hle in sa,d court certain bill in chaucery Tor
foreclosure against them and that summons
has issued thereon returnable or the hrst day
of the next term OF said court, TO be holden NJ
The court house In Cairo, Illinois, on the 9th
day Of October next.
s,sl LEr y. nAyia, Clrft.
Cufr, tiiln"ip Nrri n 'pNs
ChaR, hlcs, cvmpiainAnt's solicItor
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
THE CAIRO CONVENTION

The date for sSs deysenth annual
convention Of the Ohio Valley Improve
mont Association which win be held
Ill Cairo has been set
u IL now up u the citizens q
cairo ~ get to work and prepaFe .
receive and entertain the hundreds Of
representative business men. who will.
come here from all the cities and
towns from Pittsburg to Cairo to ad-
vance the interests Of the OHIO river
So far, little beyond the preliminary
less to say that long before the time
fer tlie meeting, Cairo will be in posi-
iion 10 admirably sustain her enyiable
reputation as hostess.
In recent interview Cot John L.
Vance president Of the Ohio Valley
Improvement association, made the
statement that he had assurances OF
large, enthusiastic ami working dele
cations from the Tennessee, the Cum
berland and Wabash valleys az the
Cairo convention,
The convention will not nc disap-
pointing in any respects, but it will be
for many aud abylolls reasons, one
of the most important III the series. y
will be the last opportunity for the
river interests 10 make showing Of
their work and Of the further needs OF
the rivers, before the meeting Of tho
iifty-ninth congress. It will be this
most important body to give voice K
the inestimable advantages of the in
land waterways Of the country, before
the melting Of the National Waterway
congress to be held In Washington
next January.
Hundreds Of delegates will be II
Cairo. intent on advancing the rive
interests SO important to the cite
and towns that they represent and t
the territory commercially tributar
70 them, and will aid in making tn
Cairo convention memorable In tn
annals 81 the association organize
for the Improvement Of The Ohio. IN
Cumberland the Wabash aud the Te
nessce.
In this connection II may MOI
ainlss 70 point out, that. with the sun
already expended on the improvemc
Of the Ohio and the work now und
way. the canalization of the stream
nine foot stage all the year roul
will not require the sum Of $4,000
00O--as the Louisville Herald 81
gests--nor much in excess Of half
that sum according 10 the most ca
ful estimates Of the engineer COZ
OK the army.
The principal thing IL for the Ca
meeting 70 persistcntly urge the ad
tIon of the continuous contract y
With reference u river improvemcl
NJ xVith that Rdopted III Ak t,xall ruler
IN M AA3 been adpptsd wlEA getsysucs
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average Tally and Sunday cir
culation for one year ending De
cember, 81, 1904..-.. ........-.. 1879
Average daily and Sunday cir
lation for first six months OF the
year, 1905 .......3... .s.s.s.H-...'.' '<lsf
Average daily and Sunday cir
culation for month of July,
1905 ...............s.. .2165
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation for month of August, 1905, 2fef
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

certain dams. notably the dam near
Cincinnati the spasmodie character
of river wsrk would be thing Of the
mast and certainty would be substitu-
led. In any event the lower Ohio win
40 lis duty al Cairo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

Tho Bulletin 10 on sale at the fol
lowing piaces:
Cclemsn's, 2a4 Eighth street.
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Union News Co. Union depot.
HIue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
FOOT BALL SCORES.

Ithica- Cornell 5 Hamilton @
Hanover, N H.--Dartmouth IA Nor
wcb University Q.
Princeton, NJ W. Princeton Al
villa Nova 0.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
August, 1so5.

OF. %
The above Is a correct statement OF
the circulation Of the Cairo Bulletin
daily and Sunday for the year 1904,
and for the first eight months OF the
year, 1905.
CLYDE SULLIVAN.
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this LIST day OF September. 1905.
(Seal) LEO. ]. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
SHEARS AND PASTE.


TITS llttle Joke.
Jupitarl see that satan Is taking
the Kneipp treatment
Mercury What of that?
Jupier-lye a notion TO cut off the
moisture
Mercury Oh, give the devil hts dew
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
A POOL ROOM STRATEGY.
One Of the Cunning Tricks Resortee
to by Fake Bookmakrs

Next moment the announce shout
cd
They're OF AZ Belmont Park
1t was q stecplechase affair. ans
first one horse, then another. fell IN
tiltherc were only tire left M th'
|raec. Colisuy, LavaIof ana HyIaa
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

Goes further and further. Never
s'on3 until you are well That's what
HOLSTERS Rocylt Mountain Tea VIII
will do. A graet tonic Makes rich
red blood, firm flesh. IS cents Tea
or Tablets r. G. Schulz & Sons.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

Grayee--They say that army life is
terribly monotonous.
Gladys--l suppose that even scandal
pals when one has II for steady
thing.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
Riotino in Toxic.

The little Japs are valiant chaps,
AS you're aware. my brother;
They've put TO flight the muscivite.
And now they lick each other
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

you'll pass, said the Colonel win
a smile.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
Alexander County
Savings Bank

Capital. ....rt....',''... '*ou,uVu
Surplus and undivided profits, $4,000
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

Wanted Latitude. -. j..
The gay Chicago widow has been read
ing d good deal about the methods of
high finance.
"oh, Herold, said she to the gentle
man whom she proposed TO SON make
husband number five.
yes. dear
About our wedding
"Wcllg"
q wonder if We couldn't get mar
! ried under the laws of New Jorscy?'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

IN tho immediate Family
Southsyde Nonr wedding was rath-
er quiet
LakcfruntYc Yes: the bride had re-
Gently lost relative
southsyde--Anear one?
Lakefrunt--w Well, tolerably It was
| her first husband.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
STRICTLY A SAVINGS uANka
CAIRO. ILL,Nols,
Officers
Directors

Directors
II. A. Buder J. II. Galllgan
Thos. Boyd w. n. Gho!son
G. M. Osterloh @. o. Patier
VIM. Kluge G. v. Nen
Chas. Feuchter Jr., N. b. Thistlewood
David 8. hansden.
Inherent raId On t!me deposits ~ thu
rate " three gsf tsut- Ses Aunua.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

Il. A. Buder. ...............Pr President
Chas Feuchter, Jr.. .Vicepresident
J. H. Galligsn,... ..,......... Caenier
r. Spencer. !. $3.50. Assistant Cashier
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28

Accounts ~ corporations and individ-
uals especially solicited. ExcSangs
furnished to any part Of the world.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-28
Alexander
County National
Bank
Commercial Ave. and Eighth Street,
CAIRO, ILLINOIS.

C7pltsi ............... StVoio"o
Surplus and undivided profits, $4,000
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-23
TR ACE CHECKS
TO four BANKS
Federal Officials Summon
the Heads of Institutions
to "Beef Trust" Inquiry
MOVE is CAUSE OF STIR
Subpenas Follow Inyestiga-
tion Into the Affairs of
Aetna Trading Company
MOVE is CAUSE OF STIR

CHICAGO, April 22-vice presidents
and cashiers of four r>Chicago national
banks have been subpenaed by the fed
eral officials working on the beef
trust" inquiry. The subpenas call
for the production of the accounts and
records Of the Aetna Trading Company
and the S. Oppenheimer & Company
Sausage Casing Company. The Gov
ernment officials have traced from
bank to bank and through the Clear
ing House checks which were number
ed and are said to bear fictitious
names. The latest move is said to be
one of the most important yet made in
the investigation and has caused a stir
among the leading packers who are
suspected G having been directly con-
nected with Interpretations of the Aetna
Trading Company.
1t required more than two weeks
hard work<on the part of several Of
the officers and National Bank Ex-
aminer Starek to trace the checks.
many of which We're discovered in
trunks recently seized by Government
detectives. 1t was a direct result of
the developments regarding the checks
that the subpenas were issued for the
officials of the four banks The per-
sons subpenaed are: Vice President
George M. Reynolds and Cashier I. P.
ooWcH u Tic Soutlnentdl NaClOndl
Bank; Vice President Don A. Moulton
and Cashier Frank w. Smith of the
Corn Exchange National Bank: Vice
President w. T. Fenton and Cashier
Robert M. Mckinney of the National
Bank of the Republic; Vice President
Joseph I. Talbert and Assistant Cash
ier Nathaniel Osch of the Commercial
National Bank.
1t was found that one of the most
complicated methods of hooIxkeerincr
had been employed by the Aetna Trad
ing Company officials and those of S.
Oppenheimer & Co. No names appear
on any of the books, it Is said. to indi-
cate that the persons were in any way
connected with the packing industry.