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Real Edition de Luxe,

Mrs. Ogden Goelet has had made at
an enormous expense an edition dc
luxe Of the manuscripts Of Hyperion.
The edition Is limited to one copy.
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Insist on eettlno IL

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have a
stock In hand OF 10 OF, brands, which
they know cannot be sold to a custo-
mer who has once used the le OF.
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money
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Crimes Of a Great City.


The terrible crimes which are
chronicled in the papers Of Paris day
after day bear witness to the misery
and degradation OF large proportion
of the population. Human beings who
enjoy the blessings Of life in a high
degree do not set so little value on
their own lives nor on those of others
as prevails here among very many. The
health statistics Of Paris for a single
week bring this fact to light. Here
is a week taken at random. II Is 4
week when the health of the city is at
It's best. There Is scarcely n case Of
contagious disease In the report and
anything Of an epidemic nature is
absent. There we're registered 79i
deaths, which is about 100 below tho
average. Among these diseases of the
respiratory organs number over 300.
There were only forty.four who died
of old age. There were thirty.two vi.
olent deaths, or nearly five for each
twenty.four hours, and Of these elev.
en- were suicides. Four persons In
one room, despairing Of earning a live.
lihood, committed suicide together.
There were l,105 children born In
the city during the week, of whom 2S2
came into the world without due for.
malities Of marriage, legal or relig.
ious. These figures alone give a
gloomy picture Of misery and vice
even for so vast population, and
shall we say the more so in a city so
full of wealth aud luxury?-Los An
geles Times.
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Native-You find II hard to under
stand our language? Foreigner-Yes,
a girl just told me she was going in
Tor outdoor games, but indoor games
were going out.
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Tea is coarse or fine, tea
or weed, harsh or smooth,
keen or soft, heavy or bright;
but words are empty.
Write for our knowledge Book A. schlll,ng q
Company, San Francisco.
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Some farmers are troubled with In
hammatory rheumatism. and some
others with inilammatory Reubenism.
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HoTAHT PusLIt

Pat Grove says he can't stand living
away from Omaha. The question now
Is whether Omaha can stand Pat
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Virtue becomes vice as soon as you
are vain OF II.
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No chromos or cheap premiums, but
better quality and one-third more
Of Defiance Starch for the same price
Of other starches.
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Mrs. Winalow'a Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces N
nAmmAtlOn Allaya pain cures wind collie ~ bottle
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but words are empty.

II people were compelled To think
twice before they act lots Ot actors
wouldn't get a chance to act,
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A friend who knows your secret
holds a mortgage on your peace OF
mind.
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"Dyspepsia Tormented Me for YeaFs. d..
David kenhedy q FavOFite Kennedy cured me" Mn y
B. Dougherty, hilvlile, Nj. uSed over y yeaFs noa
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More Flexible and Lastlna
won't shake out or blow out by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for same
money.
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Many man will give another man a
letter of recommendation, though he
wouldn't lend the applicant a dollar.
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Does she ever speak of her family
tree?" mo, think 1t was one Of the
shady sort OF trees"
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It's an easy matter to get satisfac-
ton by going to law-if you are a
lawyer.
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There is little change for the better
ct the racetrack.
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A Golden Opportunity.
Here is a great goldsmith's estab.
lishment. All is gold and silver here.
The sums brought by the objects fin.
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Your grocer returns yOur money " you DOM
like schillng's neut.
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S18C. O. D.

Hloguo Of saddles and harness Lowest prices
in the T. : The Fred Mueller Saddle a ltHr-
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How much money do we
return to dissatisfied people?
All that our grocers get
asked for.
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Grow Weary Of Writing.
Successful subscribers to the Japa
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rl 1RE J. 4. WILSON STOCK SADDLES
Ash your dealer Tor them. TSEe 70 other.
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Denver Directory

You take no
chance when
buying a har-
ness FROM ~:
every set ar
rantcd to he
a. represent
ed This duu
bile team har
ness complete
with collars
.uutl hTrCCn
ings Concord
STYLE - inCii
traces, Tor
NiN 90. Fultl.
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ST0VF REPAIRS OF every known make
S'S'6 u stove, furnace or range. Geo a.
Iullcn, 1891 Lawrence. Denver Phono is9'
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The A. {. MEEK TRUNK & BAG MFG. co.
1907 iCth ST. Denver. Colo write Tor catioE
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WHOLESALE GROCERS R.;:;p 's s.s.;. i 81
0tOe Brands Of Canned Goods
The y. \. Hessler 3 Hail Mer. CO., Denver
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THE COLORADO TENT 4 AWNING co
IInmmOcks, Camp Furniture, Flags.
1921 Lawrence ST, Denver, Colorado
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ORDER CARLSON'S ICE CREAM

lu7 California St. Denver, Colo.
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Irregularities and Female DeranFs-
monts Result - Cured by Lydia -.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
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G. S;% t1s.?s fII NS spP SrES
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pI lnYculIuc' and wagonmakcrs' supplies.
plhukOMiIHO wholesale and retail Moore
Hardware n Iron Co.. 18th 4 WaEee. Denver.
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Bills Signed.

Gov Otero last Saturday signed the
memorial to the president, protesting
against the creation of the proposed
Jemez reserve along the Colorado bound
AIRY in Rio Arriba and Taos counties.
He also signed the Martin flood relief
bill which approprlates $50, 900 for the
relief of the flood sufferers in the fol-
lowing counties:
County of Grant, $1,000; Dona Ana,
$4,000; Sierra $1,000; Socorro, $4,000;
Valencia, $1,000; Bernalillo, $4,000;
San Miguel, $1,000; Mora, $1,000; Col
fax, 1000; Taos, $1,000; Rio Arriba,
$3 600; Leonard Wood, $1,000; Sando-
val, $1,000.
1t also appropriates $1,000 toward
building a dyke to protect Albuquerque
against high water in the Rio Grande,
which causes periodical and frequent
damage to that city and surroundings,
and 81, 600 to Socorro, 81. 500 to San
Marcial and 800 to Hillsboro for
similar purposes. The money is to be
raised by the issuance of $5O,OOO in
territorial certificates OF Indebtedness, to
be redeemed each year and to bear 6
per cent interest to be paid semi-an
nuaily, The law goes into effect i'm
mediately.
1t will be noticed by our readers that
Luna county is not in the above list OF
flood suffering counties. There was
probably fully as much rainfall on
every acre of this county as upon eth
er of those above mentioned. But
there was no damage on account of the
floods, Our county isn't built that way.
Luna's level plains absorbed the
downpour, and everybody was pleased
and materially benefited that owned
an acre of land or receives a dollar of
income from the soil. To the home.
seeker the Deming plains offer far
greater advantages than any other To-
cation in the territory.
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Electoral Vote.

Washington, d. c., Feb. 8.-Thou-
sands struggled for admittance to the
hall of the house Of representatives to
witness the formal finishing touches on
the election of Messrs. Roosevelt and
Fairbanks, or in ether words, the Ger
remony of canvassing the electoral
vote.
Precisely at o'clock, a messenger
having notified the upper house that
the lower was ready the southern door
of the senate chamber swung open and
procession of sages issued forth upon
the mosaic floor of the corridor. The
arrival Of the senators at the door Of
the hall of the house was the signal for
Speaker Cannon and the 1856 other
members of the lower body to rise
from their seats. All remained stand.
ing until the upper house was seated
Then began the ceremony of count
ing the votes of the electors for presi-
dent and vice president of the United
States, with the following result The
whole number of electors appointed
to vote for president of the United
States is 476, of which a majority is
239. Theodore Roosevelt Of the state
Of New York has received for president
Of the United States 1886 votes, and
Alton B. Parker of the state of New
York has received l4O votes.
A similar announcement Of the vote
for vice president then followed, and
afterwards Senator Frye made his for
NAL declaration of the election Of Roose-
welt and Fairbanks for president and
vice president of the United States.
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Let US Have People.

The subject of immigration to this
territory is an all important one, and
is one that interests every resident of
New Mexico who is looking forward to
our future growth and prosperity.
At low estimate ten thousand adj
ditions to our population will be made
this year of 1905. The cold weather of
the present winter sill turn the eyes of
hundreds in this direction, who never
before seriously thought of leaving
their eastern homes. The railway COM
panies are doing their part to turn the
migratory current into New Mexico
and Arizona.
The great irrigation plans that are
certain to be carried to completion, by
the government are added inducements
to thousands to come from the east and
secure homestead on the great Amer
lean desert, soon to blossom as the
rose. >" Go Southwest, and grow up
with the country" is the watchword
now. And if we plan and work to-
gether we can have our share of the
people who will make new homes for
themselves in the great southwest
We have the land the water, the eli
mate, the railroads, the best induce
ments New Mexico has to offer to home
seekers within her boundaries. And
we can have the homeseekers if we
want them.
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NEW MEXICO ALL RIGHT.
Single Statehood Triumphs
Over Beveri d ge and
Rodey's Joint State
hood Scheme.

Washington, d. c.. Feb. THE
Foraker amendment to the statehood
bill was adopted this afternoon without
division and leaves jointure to be voted
on separately by Arizona and New
Mexico, either territory voting against
which will dest oy the jointure and
prevent statehood under present ar
rangements,
Later Bard's amendment admitting
New Mexico as separate state was
carried by AZ to 40.
We have been told Thousand times
that unless the people OF Arizona and
New Mexico consented to joint state
hood, we could not be admitted to the
Union for many years. 1t doesn't t
look that way to a New Mexican to-
day.
The House will doubtless concur in
the action Of the Senate, and the sub
sequent work to complete our statehood
will follow in due time.
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One HiOre For DeminG.

On Wednesday of this week at a
meeting in Deming the Colorado, Co
lumbus and Mexican Railway Co., was
Incorporated with the following named
gentlemen as Directors Andrew O.
Bailey, George ]. Hilzinger, A. j
Clark, W. X. Merrill and b. Y. Nc
Keyes.
The directors will hold another meet
ing in this city on "Wednesday next to
complete the work of incorporation,
and then the company will be ready for
business. The capital to build this
road is IN sight, and it will be but a
short time before the whistle of the
locomotive will be soaring the jack
rabbits out of the mesquite brush along
the old grade between here and Colum-
bus
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LLGhtninG Roasted Duck.

An extraordinary effect of lightning
is reported from Lake Granieu, in the
Nantes region. A violet tempest burst
over the lake, with vived lightning and
thunder. A number of boats were on
the lake, and while they were hurrying
to the bank there was tremendous
peal of thunder. Almost Immediately
there fell among the boats the dead
bodies of a large flock Of wild ducks,
some of them roasted to a nicely, and
some charred to cinder, Roast duck
cooked by lightning reads like novel
ty, even in the freaks of meterology.
If it could only be adapted to the quick
lunch" system!
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Major W. II. Lewellyn, of Las Cru
ces, has been appointed United States
attorney for New Mexico, vice w. b.
Childers, who served two terms. Re-
ferring to the appointment the Denver
Republican says:
Perhaps no man in the southwest
has wider acquaintance than has
Major W. II. Lewellyn, who has been
just appointed by the president as
United States district attorney for New
Mexico. He has been a stock raiser,
soldier, attorney and republican poll
tician, and in all his undertakings he
has been eminently successful. He is
a Rough Rider as well, having organic
ed and captained the New Mexico COM
pany of Rough Riders which took part
in the Spanish-American war. His
soldierly. conduct brought him into close
comradeship with Colonel Roosevelt, a
friendship which has grown stronger
with the lapsing years, ana the recog-
milton by President Roosevelt Of Major
Llewellyn's worth as a citizen and at
torney was not unexpected in New
Mexico"
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hore Expansion.

viii any one be silly enough to lar
rup Uncle Sam for his last move? An
agreement has been signed between
this government and Santo Domingo.
by which the United States is to take
charge of the custom houses, collect
the duties and pay the interest on the
Dominican debt. At the request Of
the Dominican government, the United
St~tes government is to aid in restor-
ing the public credit, to preserve order
to increase the efficiency of the civil
administration, and to advance the
material progress and welfare of the
republic.
The rest, what little there is left, is
easy. Under this agreement it is con.
celvable that the government of the is
land could be set aside and deprived of
all its powers. The right to maintain
order involves the right to maintain an
armed force, and the duty of increas-
ing the efficiency Of the civil admins.
tration and advancing the material pro-
gress and welfare of the republic"
might easily be made the occasion of
assuming every prerogative of govern
ment.
Santo Domingo is country of vast
natural resources and of wonderful ma.
tural fertility. With wise and stable
government which could guarantee the
reasonable safety OF life and property.
it might develop great wealth. It's soil
yields abundantly all the products of
the tropics. 1t is heavily wooded with
the most valuable timber, and It's noun
Jains are rich in minerals, which in
clude, mon, coal, gold and copper. The
republic occupies the western part Of
the island of Hayti, and is in extent
one-thrd as large as the territory of
Arizona, Its trade is small, more than
half of it being with the United States.
The population is about half million.
and Is a mixed race Of Spanards In
dlans, negroes and mulattos.
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Old Time Dentistry.

A story was recently told of the elder
Judge Peckham, father of the Justice
In early days Of dentistry a hickory
plug was put into the cavity to fill the
space where tooth ought to be.
This plug had to be gently pounded into
its desired position. The old Judge was
somewhat addicted to strong language,
and when the dentist began his work
the judge indulged in some classic com.
ment As the tapping Of the plug con-
tinued, he threw all dignity to the four
winds of heaven, and his language be-
came decidedly more forcibe than ele-
giant. When, however, he arose from
the chair, after what seemed to him an
in'ermin1ble 0criod uf agony, he pulled
ou, al. the stops IN his vocabulary for a
grand climax. The impression on his
listeners seemed to have been deep and
and lasting As the Judge passed out.
the dentist grimly remarked to a wait
ing patient:
Wasn't it beautiful? 1t wasn't
really necessary to pound half as long,
but | did so enjoy his infection that
almost pounded the hickory plug into
splinters. Wonderful command of Ian
guage the Judge has"-Ex
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Japanese SILK,

A new industry is about to be es-
tablished in Texas. A number OF
wealthy Japanese have secured tract
Of land in the southwestern part Of the
state for the purpose of growing and
manufacturing silk.
A Jap family is to be settled on each
five acres of the land purchased. The
first installment of five or six hundred
persons will leave their island homes
and start Texasward in two or three
months. From which we infer there
are number of Japs that prefer Texas
TO Manchuria.
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Don't "WhistIe. Daughter Whistle.

The old familiar rhyme
"Whistling girls and growing hens,
Always come to some bad ends"
seems to contain more truth than
poetry especially the girl part of it.
A Snowman who had given whistling
girls employment says, sadly:
"The lady whistler has gone to Col
RADIO" "She has joined a camp Of
1ungers' eastward of Pixies peak.
81 told her when met her that il
she wanted to live she had better give
up whistling. | told her how | had
seen Selma, the song bird. and War
bling Jarvis Harry carried Off. But
she said she didn't believe whistlng
was dangerous. She said she was poor
and had to earn her living anyway "
" All right. said |. Il give you four
years. No more. "
That was in 1890. The poor girl
had her first hemorrhage in 1892. She
gave up professional whistling then,
but it was too late.
81 don't know why il is that whist
ling causes consumption. 1t always
does, though. Glass blowing causes
consumption, too, guess glass blow
ing and professional whistling must be
a good deal alike"
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For the Graphic.
Timely Advice TO the Foolish.

For the Graphic.
Timely Advice to the Foolish.
If the world don't do exactly as you
think it ought to do,
Get mad.
If you meet with opposition, get a
toothsome rag to chew,
Get mad.
Play the baby, whine and blubber like
the rankest sort of lubber,
Get mad.
If you step upon a mamma or stand
upon gourd,
Get mad.
Turn and frown upon the spot
Where the the pavement quickly shot
Up, and gave you such swat,
Get mad.
If you want to be a pleasure to the
world you're living in,
Get mad.
II you'd keep the peoples faces wrink-
led always with a grin,
Get mad.
For there's nothing else so funny
On this mundane sphere, my honey,
As the man that's always sunny,
Get mad.
Wives, this does not apply to wise
husbands.
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Notice to the Public.

1t has come to my notice that certain
persons in and about town have been
representing themselves as Deputy
Sheriff $ of Luna Co. without authority.
A reward of $40 will be paid for the in
formation leading to the arrest and con-
viction of any person, other than the
following, representing themselves to
be Deputy Sherifrs of Luna County:
Jailor, Buck Galbraith; Night Guard.
James Hughes, James Keaiy, Harry
King, c. Galloway and c. b. Betancue.
d. B. STEPHENS,
Sheriff of Luna Co.
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Science is responsible for many
queer whims, the whims of million
aires for queerer and both combined
sent the schooner Bluebell up on Il four
years cruise in the artics collecting
new and strange fleaS for the unrivaled
collection of one of the London Roths-
childs. She is back with a deckload Of
rare hop-highs from all the arctic ami
mails.
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The Railroad Ball.

The ball given by the railroad en-
ployes last Friday evening was all the
most sanguine of that company could
desire in every respect. 1t was an
orderly company of ladies' and gentl, =
men, and was so well patronzed that
the boys had more money than they
knew what to do with; but after due,
consideration, did just what might be
expected of them found Mrs. Potter,
a needy widow woman, and gave her
the surplus, amounting to nine dollars.
In this instance it is difficult to de-
cided whethes the railroad boys ought
to thank the good people of Deming
for their liberal patronage. or whether
Deming ought to thank the Lord for
so many generous hearted railroad en-
ployes.
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Catherine Them in.

One of the Yaqui murderers Of the
Americans who were killed in Sonora a
few days since, has been caught by the
Mexicans, and the capture of others i.
assured. AS fast as caught they will
be dealt with according to the laws OF
Mexico, which will efrectually prevent
them from any further killing of Amer.
leans.
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AmaZOnS.

1t is reported that an Amazon regi-
ment has been formed of Russians wo-
men, They wear the Cossack uniform,
and have cut their hair short.
After their capture, and trip to Toxic
under guard as prisoners of war will
come the second surrender on the part
OF many of them, who will doubtless
marry their captors, doff their Cossack
toggery and don the kimono.
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An Editors S Needs.

One of our newly married young
ladies kneads bread with her gloves ON.
The editor of this paper needs bread
with his shoes on; he needs it with his
trousers on, and unless the delinquen,
readers of this old rag of freedom pay
up sOon we will need bread without a
darn thing on. Elk.
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ChadWicked.

c, T. Beckworth, who was president
Of the Oberlin bank that was ruined by
Mrs. Chadwick, is dead. When he be-
came aware of the game that was play
ed on him. and the ruin she had
wrought, he became respondent, grad
ually sank under his burden, until the
end came this week.
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Consistency.

We praise and applaud those of our
own kind who successfully raise fam
lily of twelve or more children, and
then we change front and curse a moth
er househy for bringing million Of
her own kind into-well, the bedroom
and pantry.
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Why Not Be Content7

What's tn use o'fussin'
Der tn weather O. tn day?
What's tn use O. fearin'
That it's much too fine to stay?
What's tn use O. cringin'
When tn west winds louder hum?
Why not be contented jest
To take things as they come?
What's tn use O. claimin'
That tn world is goin' wrong?
What's tn use O. harpin'
On tn same ole dismal song?
What's tn use O. whinin'
An O. lOOkin' sour an glum?
Why not be contonted jest
To take things as they come?
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Inspect Dog Neat.

In the last report concerning the
number of animals examined by the
official meat inspectors in Germany 7G2
dogs are included.
Which leads US to remark that we
are going on" eighty-nine years, and
have never eaten link of bologna.
No dog in ours.
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Force of Habit.

There was once penman so queer
He wrote on typewriter clear;
And when he was through
Pray what did he do
But hang il up over his ear.