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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23
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first Street opposite the b..,.
y. horsley sud adjoining It..
~ Of Mr. Minor. This ,,
nice brick bnil'ling in n;.s
con,sinieg nine rooms A 49,.
good ceil~r. Lot 90 bv tss
well lncsted and COS, tla ..
100000. Terms. $50 90 -.-
rent. the owner To have The ~.
Of selling properly bv giv,,lt
ant 30 isys notice 70 vac,,s
of property. Twenty-siv M
Dollars 5000 O0) ! cash. ~
one ana two years. the n,-~l-
insure property for the smos.,
deferred payments mad. r,-...
MIS-. May Z. Hardin. as hs-.-.1
may appear and with The .,.,...
IN the deed that In the e,s,,,t'
first payment is not paii AZ ~,..
then both Of said notes OPP h.
payments shall become duo A..
J.. VI HARDIN
Hauoi.t--
Jan 26 3m.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

House the right 70 originate All rev
enee lrgi~lstiDn aud The az; cf the
senate he ien'unc~i a. an eEgre~-
>fse sttssk upon ,he ii,n>e by the
S-uats II = a peculiar coincidence
that ia.t a. the m ,mcnt tast the SEN
ste Is resn.issting the aci If the Pee
idcnt 10 = real or supposed attack up
on the dignity and rrerogatives of
tho Senate that same BODY should
have been guilty 81 a violation e the
Constitution snd a u.urpation Of
the privileges Of the House Ca a
vote Of PCS 20 3 the resolution 20 re-
tofn che bin O. the Senate was pass
f 90.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23
Trs ,e,.l namber ., Roman Cash.

oiics in the DATED s,s,es n Am-ri-
ca sad Is inland dererdencis- j. %
i27.S54. according 20 the fici' fig.
ures which have Just been comriie'
~ the VI. n wiltz,us company OF
Milwaukee. for It's Catholic dircstery
FOR 1905. The Catholic population
Of the continental United State. o.
l2.4s2.T93. Philippine Islands. z.
05S.S99. Porto Rico. Loco Gao and
Cubs. i.573.sG2
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

Toe monthly statement Of The pnb-
lc debit i--uel Feb 8. show. that a.
the close oi business. Jan. 30. 1905.
the debt. ic.. cs,h iu the treasury.
amounted O.. sgS9.929.GlG al Joe
cfcosc ior che month or S4.3s0.29s.
This increase i- principally account
ei ior by thc lcctesse 10 the amount
Of cash sos hand The debt proper
shows decrease ior the mouth oi
81 $50 500
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

iNletrr fortunes have increased 20
wonderful, Boz thr last ten years that
abe tich mau oi decade ago D.. To-
only an .icraic circumstances today.
Judging DIE toriune by the present
standard. hui the number 90 million
sircs willing Co be- assessed - such
decliues each year Ia year or 60
We may expect Co toe without a mill
honuire in the couatry at assessment
time
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23
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conservative advisers. t.-. .u.n
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

Al this time every one should pay
his ittle debts h ~ the payment of
ltuc iebts thst bring happiness aud
good will Prosperity would continue
without end ii the people would pay
their debts live within their income
and psy cash.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

NsNY Young men miss their chsnce
20 use 10 the world because they are
cot resdy FOR the next step NJ when
the opportunity comes A. long a.
us sra Satisfied with Just enough
kuowied se o' skill 80 perform the
work in hand. Ne hall never rise anv
higher Those who have fitted them
selves Go sphere Of larger useful
ness Nv diligeui study aud careful
preparation. usually get the oppor-
tuuiiy sooner of later.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

EurxRpR WILLIAM 90 Germany. has
inside the novel proposition e. rrc>i-
dent Il 'osevelt Of An exchange oi cal
lege professors of the two countries
HE ides is the adoption Of work
able plan by which American proc
fessor> may be relieved from thcir
regular duties tor period OF six
months. more or less. and spend che
time in giving number of lectures
Ia each of the prominent universities
of Germany. German professors Oh
be given sin,iiisr time ior lectures u
American universities Ambas-ador
Tower. now on DIS way home. ul.
present the president 90 outline o.
the scheme It is ths Emperor bc
lief that great benefit will be derived
by students of one country from hcaf
ing q discussion of the literature. iau-
gusgc. economic ana social afUr- ni
the other 10y a professor % thai coun
trv
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

Ton president is looking for 800
O0o mau tn huill the psnsma csusl.
There are q great many IN this sec
ton who would take the Job.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

Tur cost of living in Mexico Is re-
ported 60 be Increasing. Then. why
live IN Mexico9
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

MorvoN- never play poker This
may account Tor the fact that they
are able 90 support 80 many wives.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

Turrr have been 5.5s7 postofhces
Discontinued since the establishment
OF rural free delivery in thi. country
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

A druggis; claims 10 have diseov-
cred q preparation which y substi-
tutc for the razor. llis announce
men;, which reads like = patent med d.
ieine "a. says that the cream when
sppiiea 20 The face removes the hair
completely. without Injury TO the
most delicate skia. in six or teo raiB-
nses. The cream is applied 10 the
face. SLOWED 20 remsia . shors time.
sad The face s. speaged Cd. leaving
il 81 eiesn;.ad smooth as ehila's.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

u Is a matter Ct record that the
average ioss 60 the government on
the raral msil route. Il $500 each
Last wear there was 8 deficit exceed
lug $4,000. 900 on the books Of the
Pastoiiee Department This was due
s'most wholly 60 the establishment
81 rural roates. This year the de-
fcit will Le over Sl2. 900. 900 and s,
xili br dee % the same cause.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

NV louk aldermen now perform
marriage ceremonies for nothing
How can any of the New York msil-
ems resist thi- opportunity 90 get -
bargain
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

a New Jersey po-tmi-trcss has re-
signed because thc salary OF the office
is oul, Sl5.75 a year. She ought to
have incorporated it sni wst,red the
stock
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

Ola newspapers for sale at this
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-02-23

o.i newspapers for sale at 'hi'
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-01-26
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,ie Mental

KAY nfnHA kcNaN4N sNc EAn u
to3c,aries co;sc- pon3eneiaS vie
ne 8fisscn go "A =. i.e' Temps
desdr i teairo lie 10 guerra 81
ecupa en- una de suS u,i'mas dt
Jos iuuose> Nomhaics so>tenidos
por rusos \ iapone>vs IN \ cnlay
para dlsputarse Ia possession de
Il Inca ieTrea.
Anrma ante todo. Vi ReCau.
ly que cuanIas descripcIones ha-
van poiiio publican lo> periodi-
,oS cAtran)eros acerca =. dichos
comha'e>. Ion por comp.eto fan
tastcaS
La ral6n es cue nInguno Ge
.os corresponsa,es. mi aun .oS
mis.nos Dombatrentes. sc podiarl
dar cucnta del desarrollo de la
,ucha. or lmpedr en- absolute
la vista del campo de batalla la
rxtraoIdlnarIa elevaCion de las
plantas D. sOrgo que. en- gran
'}CS CAtIhSiObNo' NNbl ldii u tS
rreno.
""Era aquel-dice ell correspon-
sal un maj de verdura sin fin
que Sc tragaba hombres. caba-
los V canones. Elevabanse de
su ondeante:.s superhcie densas
columns de humO, prod ucldas
por las inCesantes descargas de
fusileria y por ~el continue tro-
mar de Ia art!lleria.
Yo(nle habia retirado pruden-
temente hacia un lugar algO
lislaute de la linea de fueg0.
A po~o empezaron a. llegar he :
RIOS. IN regimiento de 54 dl
vision permanecia ALI descan
,aniu Y preparado para entrar
Ell com bate.
Al acercarse a los sold t2io
rnO dc clio ms d4llje Ia pala
|.Los1o entendtf,e. aunque a Gu
I-as penas- I'll pobre me PIE
gunta. extendiendO el brazO ha-
cia el Ooste. que 81 hay aun SOL
dados rusos por ALA. Para es-
tas gsntes sepcillas un CORES
p pnsai, o, como ellos dieen, "%ss19~
roo pQdin korrespOndiente, es un
'@enor muy rico que 10 We tUdo y
que 10 Sabe todO.
OlrOs me interrogation >'asi
Sc hara prDntu la Faza fla
salldo va la escuadra del Baltl
co? iCuantos HON bres tienen
en- el campo los JapOne>es1'
En- honor de Ia verdad, debo
declr que ia prlmera pregunta
es la que con mas trecuencIa
me han hechO. durante e>tOs
ultlmos tiempos. los guerrerO>
ruSOs.
En- aquel momenl Q un tenien
te coronel (potpolkovnik) me
haCe otra pregunta aun mas ex
trana que las anterrores: trata
de saber Ell tai ST la estaci0n de
Yentai esta a1n en- pOdcr de -
ruSOS.
Por ultimo' convirtiendome
de interrogado en- interrogad T,
presume averiguar de TN .capi-
tan de Estado Mayor la altura 4
que sc enCuentra la batalla FL
Official no 10 sabe a punto hJo
EntretantO las baterias rusas
continuan hacienda fuegO sobre
las col,nas proximas De inn
proviSo un sacudimientO cOrrt
de TN extreme a.otrO del regi-
mientO que sc encuentra q mi:
espaldas. Los soldados sc pre-
cipitan sobre los patellones de
fusiles' gritando. 'iLos japone
ses!' :. Empiezan a s;lbar las
balas en- tornO mio. Algunas
granadas estallan sobre no,otros
arrojando un dlluvio de "snl ap
nels. Entonces salto sobre ~
caballo, y espoleandole sIn pie
dad. me alej6 a galope tendld,
de aQuella zona peligTosa
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
What the Market affords.
EGGS, Is to IL: cents. F.. = >.- ..
- Canned pimentoes, Is cents for pints.
- Kidneys, to 5 cents apiece. ...:

In the search for chatting savores few to
prepare and satisfactory than the following Venetian
egg FOR which Minneapolis hostess famous and creamed
kidneys, prepared by May Irwin: .'.--. .
Venetian Egg-Eggs and cheese and tomatoes all cooked
together make another good dsh altho it may be alto
geher new to readers. One pint Of tomato pulp
many Of the pulp purposely for soups and
is turned into the blazer and of little butter there
it, When this boiling hot add teaspoon Of
grated onion tablespoon Of red pepper minced and
sonng of salt and celery salt Then add pound of
mon dairy cheese crunbled Stir until the mixture soft
add and onehaf cups Of creamy milk in which
two eggs. Serve at waters.
Dreamed Kidneys-O tablespoon of butter is sauted
with two Of -four, then cup Of milk is added with salt
and pepper After this veal kidneys that have been
carefully prepared and chopped fine put n-about six
small ones. Then teaspoon each Of finely minced pars
ley and the ubiquitous red pepper and cup Of
which beaten egg yok. When boiling it is
served in tiny dishes The kidneys prepared by first
soaking them in salt and water then drained and covered
with boiling water, which they boil just five minutes
more boiling would make them tough
Scrambled Eggs-Plan scrambled eggs dressed
up'' in the following Beat eggs slightly, add
quarter of teaspoon Of salt Pour this into table
spoons Of sizzling butter the blazer add couple spoons
spoons of minced red pepper Serve
on toast. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
r. - - THE . a.. -
-: VHNV OF A >.~: V0ND .
MARRIED MAN
A TOAST.

>-r< XVI
Ah make the Most of sleeping nights, my FRIEND
Before you, too, to Parenthood ascend
Guard well thy joys for Babies start the strain
Sans Joy-Sans Peace-Sans Sumber and-Sans End
" a IL. -. H.. :.,'>: II .~>*- 49, ~~
Alike for Those who for today prepare 49,
And Those that after Tomorrow stare
-. Voice from out the Crib of Dampness cries
"Paw-paw, paa-paa," O*then Beware! Beware
=. is. ~. XVIII. 4: e. 49,
When all this Mormon business was discussed sS%
So learnedy with many Quip and Thrust, g. 49, -
Did they not know that Plural marriage held ~<n
Alaw to Bring the Brighams to The Dust? : ~, $,
~ ~ !"
= '%AlA. - Ta-.
Did they forget Apostle Young's surprise
When Forty Yearlng youngsters ras'd their Cries?
Why legslate and waste the Time and Cash?
Polygamy will ne 'er Gain with H"the Wise''
:~* "'~ ''*> '@:. Jerry, The Goat.
To Re
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
What
Proverb
Does This
Picture
Represent?
ninth Week Series. J

To the four persons sending in the
most nearly correct and most original
ly prepared solutions of illustrations
representing proverbs, appearing in
The Journal this week, will be given
cash prizes as follows: .@-
First Prize. ..$3. Second Prize. so.
Third Prize. 81. Fourth Prize. 81
One illustration will appear in The
Journal each day this week except
Saturday, and all answers must be in
The Journal office by am, Wednes-
day, March %.
Contestants must send in all five
solutions together at the end of the
week. Do not send them in each day
if you want them to be considered for
prizes.
All answers must be upon Journal
blanks, printed with each Proverb
Picture, Only one answer allowed on
each blank, but any person may send
in as many sets Of answers as de-
sired.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
Noble Art 0f"Nw-Jmstso.

I FREQUENTLY happens that finds himself in a
position where ne requires some simple and effective
of defending himself against greater strength
than his The following accurately explained rules will
be found adapted to all forms of attack and defense:
If you approached at any time suspicious manner
b seedy FRIEND be prepared for the vea touc and when
the opponent extends the glad hand the
wrist and twist the elbow out of joint This will success
fully foil the intended touch and decrease the likelihood of
subsequent similar attacks.
Beware of the utter stranger who endeavors to speak
you the railway station If he looks you squarely
face take his between the thumb and forefnger
right hand and twist it outward and upward until the tip
touches the forehead Should he attempt to strike you
the meantime (or anywhere else) trip him up and lay him
gently but very politely upon his neck taking all the
time to smile and ask after his family ....t ..
If you are met in dark street by two thieves who ap
proach you from opposite directions take each by the
nape Of the neck and bump their heads together This is
called the hockey pokeysu, and will result in causing d.
version the two thieves attacking each other once thus
giving you chance to escape without rufng unrufng
your temper. :, -. b.. .~z. -:>::-
If the crowd street car becomes too dense for your
comfort just take the tip Of the index finger and touch
Of the ladies within reach under the chin The ladies will
draw back and give you all the you desire This is
the famous kitchi kitchi
--------
Should you kill your brother and policeman comes to
you lie in wait for him the paror and
he enters kick him in the knees both feet at once
then winding his left twice around his waist throw him
into the chandelier and leave him there In bidding fare
we'll AVOID any touch Of irony which might him cha
griD s
Whatever happens always maintain cheerful and smil-
ing countenance.
Il you should happen to awake the night alone in the
house and find the light Of darkanern and the of
revolver in your face, backed by vcousookng thug,
throw hands and surrender for usso won help
you any-Baltimore American.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
NO BARGAIN DAYS THERE.

- OVERNOR LA TOILETTE Of Wisconsin describing
NJ the sharp business methods the intense economy of
certain company of business men.
Those men, he said, ''shoud live in Duckwater. Per
aps Duckwaer that they originally They
have certainly all the Duckwater characteristics
.What, you have heard Of Duckwater? Well then,
here an illustration for you Of the character of the town.
IA drummer to Duckwater winter and to the
leading merchant effort to sell line of cotton goods
he said:
$ sThese goods sir, would make tempting line for
bargain day
bargain dayq' said the merchant we have bar
gain days in Duckwater sir @ y Ss+sSfs d
No bargain days in Duckwaer9 Why is that? asked
the drummer, quite amazed. go
Because replied the merchant, If had bargain
days here nobody would buy anything the other days
sir =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
What Women Want TO K1t0av.

ITO CLEAN A CLOTHEsWRINGER-Pleas tell me
Il what to clean rubber clotheswringer with? have
tried kerosene but softens the rubber that it rubs off
on the clothes.-R S.
. have never heard of anything that would clean the
rnger as easily and effectively kerosene. Are you
full to loosen the rollers after the wnger has been used
That might have tendency to soften the rubber that
would off the clothes. You might try gasolene.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
When Blylgey HAS B1vgz0,1sea.
EAR me, it is very unpleasant. But it is the
truth, so here is all about it and how it
happened.

DlD truth, so here is all about it and how it
e/YMW1 Billy Buger was ripped. The machinery
had caught him and he was ripped as neatly
as ever you ripped chicken turkey They placed him
carefully his back, that he would no-we SPILL YOU
know. The ambulance took him to the hospital. ri @&
Young Dr. Heeltree did the sewing; sewing by hand for
no genius has yet invented sewing machine for hospital
cases. Then everything all right seemingly the patient
recovered rapidly and the operating surgeon had another
successful case to his credit. <@
STILL something had happened that worried the young
doctor exceedingly He had lost his ring; only worm
little old ring loose upon his fingers that it had slipped
off many times but for sentimental reason the trike
was very valuable to DIR. Heffeltree 49, 60, e.. ~
Billy Buger again at work in the factory when he
was told that someone wanted to him. The caller
Dr. Heffeltree. Said the doctor, nervously: -
Mr. Buger I'm sorry, butt don't suppose you d like
to repeat experience with that cutting machine would
you?" -. 49, .>".%'.
"Rpped again? cried Billy "Well should say not
You wouldn't have going around like patchwork would
youq" - "E -
Said Dr. Hefetree: ''Im sorry to say dropped nv
ring in I'm you too honest go around
ing someone's else ewer don't suppose you care to wear
ring abdominaly, do you? It's not the fashion, you
know and you don't set be leader eccentrictie
do vouQ
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW.

MARKS ON A WHITE SILK WAIST.-Can you tell me
what will pencil marks from white silk waistq
When the waist used pencil to mark where the
tucks ought to be and that have ripped out the
tucks the pencil dots all very visible-Belle W.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17

will and have the first rights to- when it
to the last OF just draw map Of the treasure trove
you'll know where to locate in fifty sixty years So"
H'Youre dishonorable fellow 'sstormed the doctor,
naturally greatly disguised with such selfshnes Elf you
don't'give me back my ring I'll have you arrested!
But nothing that he could say could alter Billy Bugers
prejudice against ripping In fact the denuncation
made him threaten to charge Is cents month storage
The ring rritated him. Whether it would have done so
had he not knen it there is question: It would have
much better for him to be mned but you know
prejudice billy disliked be mined and that was all
there to it, There good many days when he had
to stay at home In fact he nvaldand stubborn
invalid. Said Blly:s< ! .5... *..n% . - .. ...
Everyone to think it Of keep Docs
who it is Maybe it's the cashier down to the works. she's
always.had sort of approaching eye for me!''
For almost daily someone sending him just such
things nvalids alligator pears and fine
peaches but grapes there would surely be- Hohouse grapes
in great clusters sent to Billy such quantities that
he wondered who could be greatly interested in him.:
And trouble Besides the irritating ring Billy
developed complaint. Said old Dr. Grimfaz:
>Ny boy you have appendicitis That troublesome little
vermfo gger has gone wrong, and there's nothing to do
but get rid of it."
''Then take it!' groaned Billy Bulger. It's shame
the way folks want to break into When get this
I'll burglar alarm Just break in, if must but
beware the dog for anyone that wants to
mining or bu1garizing my premises ."T =<s
Ehey operated upon him. Dr. Hefletree on hand to
land to look out for his ring ~
He recovered the trinke which pleased him greatly tho
he did worry little he thought Of the fruit bill he had
contracted AT that time Of the year, dollhouse grapes
not what you could call Inexpensive. X. + .9s$.
Billy, Of course lost his appendix; but them he
soned why have to work to support idle little gger
willing to do anything for q hvngg-New York Press.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-17

"Doc, ~ said Bill
ly Bulger, ''that
was blame careless
of .you-and you'll
have to-. go some
where else to do your
gold " mining. You
amt; going to. sink
any !: shafts in. my
territory, I don't
care how much, I
assay to the pound.
IF I'm. the safe for
your jewelry, I've
got. the combination
on 1T, and no .one
else, is :: going to
break Sin while I
know it. ;, =! -: .,
But. 4 after all,
Billy had his better
side. He said:
"Doe, I: always
want to do what's
rio,ht :S.1,1l. m a Ia ,,oxy
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-02-24
A MISUNDERSTANDING ,I,a..

The most Nouthful-looking member of the
ninor judiciary IN Philadelphia is Mogis-
tr.:c Rogers, whose boyish face does It's
best 10 eliminate all traditional dignity from
the makeup OF Inc dispenser OF justice. The
magistrate was seated in his office one day
when a burly Irish woman hustled in in a
busines.like way and demanded to see the
Judge. What can ] do for YOU" asked his
honor. Sure. IT'S the joodgc Oh want ter
see.' exclaimed the woman; go tell yer
boss: Oi hoy no dealin' wId Office b'ys." ~
am Magistrate Rogers" retor,ed that off
,ial. with as much %sternness as he could as
sumo. &c wan! Quit yer fooliu'," said the
woman. dcrisively. When finally persuaded
that she was indeed in the presence OF the
'joodge' her embarrassment was painful
for a moment. but she turned it off in a
manner that bespoke her familiarity with
the blarney stone. When she had stated
Ser business and accomplished the object of
ner visit she departed with the remark that
she !itd "nivcr seen 50 Young a joodge in all
her born Observation-Disclosures Record.