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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

A horse doctor in Iowa has written
a poem that is a real poem-a work oI
genius. Let us run through the list
Of available poets and see if we can
find one who could cope with case
OF heayes in a horse.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

One great drawback to becoming a
printer is that every one you meet
after you learn the trade Will expect
you to laugh when he says something
about "pi"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
This Is Mo Joke.

Hunts Cure has saved more people
from the "Old Scratch" than any
other known agent, simply because it
makes scratching entirely unneces-
sary. One application relieves any
form of itching skin disease that ever
afflicted mankind. One box guaran-
teed to cure any one case.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Cures Rheumatism and catarrh--Meu.
icine Sent Free.

These two diseases are the result Of
an awful poisoned condition Of the
blood. II you have aching joints and
back, shoulder blades, bone pains,
crippled hands, legs or feet, swollen
muscles. shifting, sharp, biting pains,
and that tired, discouraged feeling Of
rheumatism, or the hawking splitting,
blurred eyesight, deafness. sick stom-
ach headache, noises in the head, mu-
cous throat, discharges, decaying
teeth, bad brfath belching gas Of ca
tarrh, take Botanic Blood Balm CB.
B b.. 1t Mills the poison in the blood
which causes these awful symptoms.
giving a pure. healthy blood supply to
the joints and mucous membranes,
and makes a perfect cure Of the worst
rheumatism OF fouiest catarrh. Cures
where all else fails. Blood Balm (B.
B. b. is composed Of pure Botanic in
gradients. good for weak Kidneys Inn
proves the digestion, cures dyspepsia.
A perfect tonic for old folks by Civ
ing them new, rich, pure blood Thor
oughly tested for thirty years. Drug
gists. 81 per large bottle, with COM
plete directions for home cure Sam
pie free and prepaid by writing Blood
Balm Co, Atlanta Ga. Describe trou-
Bile and special free medical advice
sent In sealed letter
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Try as he may, fat man cannot
look distressed no matter how wrong
things are going for min. For this
reason the fat man is deprived of a
lot of sympathy that is justly his. we
are sorry for the fat man.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Often as we gaze into the limpid
eyes OF a little lad we tremble with
the fear that he may grow up to be a
man whose only claim to public notice
will be that he changes clothing eight
or nine times a day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Hintina at a Little Game.

Mrs. Jawback-I suppose you at.
tended a meeting Of the vestrymen
last night?
MI Jawback--I did.
Mrs. Jawback-How did you come
out?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

In some ways we are sorry for folks
who have no rich relatives that may
leave them money, but the said folks
DO not have to laugh heartily at the
stale jokes told by the rich relatives.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
When Yeur arocer saya

he does not have Defiance Starch, you
may be sure he is afraid to keep 1t un-
til his stock Of ~ OF. packages are
sold. Defiance Starch is not only bet-
ter than any other Cold Water Starch,
but contains 16 OF. to the package and
sells for same money as l. OF. brands
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Iaylor's Cherokee Rem-dy Of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Nature great remedy-C
Coughs, Colds, Group and Consu nption,
and all throat and lung troubles. at drug
gists, 25c., SOC. and S1.00 per bottle.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Some folks arise TO state that they
have found grammatical errors in the
scriptures and then sit down and try
to look as If they had been engaged in
theological argument
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

And some OF us get confused and
think that OF two evils we are com
PEELED to choose the least, when we
really need not choose either.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

A sermon is the longest distance be-
tween two points. namely, the point
at which It begins and the point az
which it leaves off.-London Punch.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

A speech may be delivered at any
length, on any subject, at any dis
tance from that subject.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

She travels a hard road in making
the change, but the young girl who
cries for a prince and castle is some
day going to be very grateful because
she can work for a living.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

The mosquito has gone into winter
quarters, but the peekaboo waist con-
t.nues TO remind us OF summer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

WANTED ron UNITED e1ArEs ARnri abis-bodisd
unmarried meH, between ases Of n ana So citizens
o.: United States, Of ro6d character and temperate
habits who can speak read snd writs English For
information apply 70 Recrufttng officer Post
Office building OkAhoma Guthrie ghnvnoo
Rnid o. L.. or Tulsa. l. T.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Don't DO Il.

Should you have cough, cold or
sore chest, do not rely On time and
nature to cure. They may do So
they may not. Use Simmons Cough
Syrup. It is a balm for sore lungs
and will cure you at once.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

my life three years ago.-MRs. IHos- ROBBINS
Maple Street, Norwich. N. r., Feb. II. 1900
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Don't say man is no friend If ne
does not grant the favor you ASK
maybe he has the old-fashioned idea
that true friend is not forever seek
ing favors.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Some folks rely upon first impress
sons; others only decide after mature
deliberation. The percentage of mis-
takes is equal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

A legal joke is that which possesses
length and breadth, but is without
point.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

EaTc permanently cured No nts ornervousness after
TIL y rst day Of Dr. glnesGreat Nerve Restor-
er. Send for FKEH $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DR. k. IA. KLINE. Ltd ISL Arch Street. Philadelphia, Pa
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Utillty.

Ardap-I tell you It's struggle to
keep the pot boiling these days.
Ardsence-Then what's the use OF
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

MAJORITY OF PA1IENTs WOMEN
Mrs. Pinkharas Advice Saves Many
From this Sad and Costly Experience.

1t is a sad but
true fact that
e We ry yea r
brings an i'm
crease in the
numberofopera-
tions performed
upon women in
our hospitals.
More thant three
fourths Of the
patients lying
on those snow
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Try me just once and / am sure %
come again. DedAnce Starch.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Decision in Cotton

Our services and our facil-
tiles are at your command, and
you will make no mistake by
shipping to us.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
Calumet
Baking
Powder
A perfectly health
full powder made
by improved chem
iCaI methods and
of accurately pro-
pOrtiOned materials

Trust Baking Powders
sell for As or so cents
per pound and may be
identified by this exor-
bitant price. They are
a menace to public
health, as food prepared
from them contains
large quantities Of Ro-
chelle salts, 9, dangerous
cathartic drug.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Mrs. WInsIow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces IN
hammation. allays pain. cures wind collie ca botte
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

How time tiies A rev years ago
all blond girls fondIy thought they
looked like Della Fox; later they
switched their resemblance to Edna
May Now they are trying to look
like Ethel Barrymore.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

wasted away in bed for ten weeks.
After being given up, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. In a couple OF
months regained my old health, and
now weigh 1888 pounds Twelve boxes
did it, and l have been well two
years."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
WASTED TO A SHADOW.

But Found a Cure After Fifteen
Years Of Suffering.
A. H. Stotts. messenger at the State
Capitol. Columbus, o., says:
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

When a mans dog deserts ham that
fact alone should be sufficient ground
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Heaven help the grafters the
others can pay the taxes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

Grating makes a man acquainted
with hail fellows well met.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29
DON'T FORGET

DVTT =
A large 2-oz package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
Scents The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-29

W.N.U.-oklahoms clty-No. AZ, 1905.
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
FOLLOW JAPANS LEAD.
Chinese Commission to Visit This
Country and Europe.

y1r.h,p,+or Dsc ea-Sir Chentung LANG Cheng'
ths Chinese Minister. called at the state Oeper'-
1nent to-day to inform Secretary ROOT onoi@'lS u
+ba denarture from China for this country OF an
trn,artaI commission composed OF two Chinese OF
big, rank and q numerous and brilliant stan OF
attendants who have been charged oy the CliA4eSe
government with the task Of studying American Po
utIcal military, naval, educational ana lIuuS ~ %
methods 80,
davs and is timed to arrive In San Franciso on
January l6 At that port they Will be acc0foed H4i
the courtesies and facilities usually bestowed upon
visiting dplomatists charged with speci@A hiS
s,ons the State Department having arranged 10 IN
s+1,ct he customs officers accordingly. TTaxellng
overland eisurey, the connissi4n %l TeGm br resi-
ington al aPOT5 ut 19e9dafs ebinese = Legation @sa '
secretary Root has already charged Charles Den
Ply g secretary of Legation at Pang, With the
duty Of receiving and caring for tae ag the
fo+i6a6ie task Set for them. the oomissoners ex
pect to complete the INVESTIGATOR u E ~ iIi ra
methods in three weeks after "tnch 'heS "Ai 20
tuIP tbs 70 head of the commission is General Tuan
1, Az 'n9 9a rs Is a Manchu and is Governor of the
provanoe Of Human He Is especially p0pular ar scs F
ee nY The province of shensht during the Boxer
Uprising Of 1900 and nOtwthsapdmng IN bs }ne adfonne
01o1inces not foreigner lost his life In Shensni
pT4ns %Ube aGrnisteFe6 10 5hd tered fls his ece
9n3 TIS1ah1 Ts2 He is Cantonese by birth. He has
baen 1Ih-chanceIlor OF the Grand Secretarlal AZ
Of the BGerd @ ,o66 Of nj ano
FIoIioWing closely upon this American COMMISSION
probably the next steamer put rnfber ahee Com.
TS"ission headed by Hsiang Chi Heng, the prSsen'
Acting Governor Of the province OF snan-I n -I4ng 4
mis- Commission is to do in Europe what tile ntsI
commission to undertake in AMERICA ar put ms
members viii be IN haste to reach their aeSons
tiop and exreLt to make stay also in WasnltIg-
tn on their = y across the continent to take shiI
for Europe .5 4. ,,oz er.
Dained to Secretary Root, the Chinese goVefntneIl
f. seeking TO emulate Japan, and INTENDS 70 IoLIo
the example Of that nation in freely ayalIg iosT
of the best of modern foreign IDEAS "hlch cdIi :
enerafted upon Chinese civilization
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
IN ANSWER TO FRANCE
Germany to Publish Book on the
Moroccan Question.

Berlin. Dec. 8O-The Foreign Office will issue
next week book on the Morocco controversy
containing documents omitted by the French
government from its Yellow Book and corre-
spondence repeIling the accusations OF bad falth
made against Count Won Tattenbach-Ashold' the
former special German representative al Fez
The whole case from the German STANDPOINT
will be placed before the public.
Such a book on European diplomatic ques-
ton has never been issued by the Imperial
Foreign Office which, unlike other foreign
Offices. has followed Prince Bismarck's rule to
hold foreign disputes in absolute secrecy.
Frances Yellow Book, however. produced an er-
feet on the worlds political opinion that the
German government was not willing to let go
unanswered, and the decision was taken TO dis
regard the former policy and publish documents
in rebuttal Of Frances presentation. which IS
regarded as that of a partial attorney, deter
vnined to arrange the facts so as to produce
coDclIIsion held in view from the beginning.
The German government resents especially the
STATEMENTS thought designed to produce the I'M
nression that Count Won Observation-Disclosures had
been untruthful =.
The book Is expected to clear away some i'm
pressions abroad that Germany threatened
France
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
ROYAL QUARREL ENDS.
Leopold's Daughter Gets Cash ana
DiUorce ON Minor Grounds.

PARIS Dec ao-The conditions of the settlement
of the long drawn out quarrel between Princess
Louise of saxe-Coburg and GOtha, eldest daughter
of King Leopold of Belgium, and her husband
Prince Philippe Of Saxe-Coburg and Gotna' are as
follows: -
The nrfnce pays her as almony s211,0oO annually
and also the sum of 100000 in instalments, while
King Leopold guarantees his daughter an annuity
of 10000 The princess undertakes to hand over
to the princes lawyer all the documents ano pholo
eraphs intended be used evidence, the divuIsa
ton of which will annul the arrangement The two
parties agree to accept decision Of the Court OF OF
Eo+ho Granting them a divorce on the ground oI
incompatibity of temper, and on that ground
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
FRENCH CATHOLICS DIVIDED.
Two Parties Formed by States Decision on
Separation.

Paris, Dec. 80-With the new year the
Catholic Church in France enters new epoch.
The first sign of the change is the list for the
Presidents reception, which does not contain
the names Of any ;prelates
The great question now is what action the
bishops Will take at the meeting Of cardinals
on Thursday. which is the first to be held IN
a century. It is looked upon by the bishops
as an attempt the part of the cardinals to
assume a sort of cabinetship OF the church. At
meetings of bishops held for other purposes up
to the present time It has been seen that the
majority OF them favor peaceable acceptance
of the principle Of the separation of church and
state. The principal opponents to this are
Cardinal Richard. Archbishop Of Paris; Cardinal
Perraud Archbishop of Autun: Cardinal Couille'
Archbishop of Lyons, the Archbishop of Cam
brai and the Bishops OF Arras and Qutnper, and
most of the Breton bishops, forming the con-
servatiYe element of the church.
These hold that the law is q schisnatlo one
and that the associations will accomplish the
objects Of the trainers by Withdrawing as far
as possible the parish government from the hands
Of the Clergy and the diocesan government from
the hands of the bishops.
The Cancellation party, led by Cardinal Lecot,
Archbishop of Bordeaux, and Cardinal Laboure,
Archbishop of Rennes maintain that resistance
will entail a religious war, which would be the
worst of evils in view of the Indifference of the
greater number of Catholics.
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
HAZING SENTENCE FINAL.
Lao GiUes Superintendent Eptraor-
dinQru Potgers.

Washington, Dec. 5o.-Although the papers in the
of Midshipman Coffin. whose trial by court
martial the charge OF hazing has just been end
ed at Annapolis, will be forwarded 10 the Navy
Department for execution approval by the superin-
tendent of the sentence of the court IS. by law,
final. The law OF June %. 1874 provides that ANY
cadet midshipman or cadet engineer found guilty
of said offence Ohazing) by said court, shall upon
recommendation OF said court be dismissed. and
such finding. when approved by the superintendent.
Naval Academy shall forever be ineligible to reap
pointment to said Naval Academy
In letter TO the Secretary of the Navy in March,
1876 the Attorney General says:
do not believe that the President would be
justified in thus abrogating the clear intent and
plain meaning of a salutary statute. and the At
torney General wishes strongly to advise against
any such course will tend by indirection TO
nuilify the statute.
In the same letter the Attorney General said
further:
It is evident from the reading of the statute
that Congress intended to put an end to the dis
graceful custom of haZing at the Naval Academy,
and that Congress meant to cut off all chance of
reinstatement reappointment from cadet who
had been found guilty Of the offence by court
martial If such action should be approved by the
department
Attorney General Moody has ruled that the law
of March g. 1903 does contradict the law OF 1874
Prompt action will be taken by the Navy De-
partnent the papers are received
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
IRISH LEAGUES MANIFESTO.
Voters Urged to Support Labor Candidates
Who Favor Home Rule.

London Dec SO.-The discontinue Of the
IJnionists" is the keynote of manifesto which
the United Irish League OF Great Britain is
issuing to-day for the guidance of Irish voters
in Great Britain. The executive council Of the
league held a three hours session in London
this morning, under the presidency Of T. P.
oConnor, NJ. P. John T. Redmond who was
among those present. drew up the manifesto,
which says that the first duty of the Irish voters
in Great Britain is to laid to the utmost in the
discontinue of the great coalition which has
inflicted such immense injuries on their coun-
try." Where labor candidates are sound on the
Home Rule question. the Irish are recommend
ed TO support them Otherwise they should vote
for the liberals. The followers Of Lord Rose
berry are excluded from the latter category. and
fine manifesto promises special advice to voters
in constituencies where there is a choice be-
tween a Unionist and Rosebery partisan.
The efforts to patsn UP the quarrel between
Mr. Redmond and Timothy Healy have appar-
entity failed. as it was announced to-day that
the irish party had decided to oppose Mr.. Healy
when he seeks reelection for North Louth.
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
DRYDoCK REPORTS GOOD PROGRESS
Tow Thought To Be Keeping We'll to South
Before Crossing Gulf Stream.

Washington, Dec. 30.-A wireless message re-
ceived at the Navy Department to-day from the
drydock Dewey reported that structure thirty
three miles south OF Cape Henry.
Captain Osterhaus, of the navy, who left
Norfolk last evening, reported at the depart
ment that, es the Dewey passed out to sea yes
terday, the tow was making about four or FIVE
knots an hour, which was the calculated speed.
The Glacier heading the procession OF tow
ing vessels with the Potomac next, and then
came the Golfers Cesar and Brutus. all
steaming smoothly. The belief is that Captain
Hosley, who commands the tow is shaping q
course well to the south at this early stage in
the cruise SO as to guard against being swept
too far northward by the Gulf Stream when he
strikes across on the longest leg OF his voyage
10 the Canary Islands.
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
MR. PENFIELD EXPLAINS.
His Statement Shoes Correspond
ence on Resignation.

,rosbineton Dec. @-solicitor Penfeld to-day
made the following statement regarding his ret"e
ment from the State Department
In view erroneous interpretations TiGh n@ as
sefinor for the Department of State would say
ton 6ireoty or indirectly made by the President
or Secretary Of State it because or OF any tS
crticise as subordinate O9caI the judgment for OF
my chiefs. The following letters VIII SPeaA AOA
themselves Department of state
'rWashington. December 2S 1870.
"sir: Referring to the tender OF my ress from
Informally made to you Soo after fe banG @ you
my resignation as solicitor Of the pfhat it may
through the Department Of Justice or directly 10
4 have the honor to be, sir very respectIuHS'
your obedient servant. ~-,- r,rz,1E-TE>I ID
1.-The Hon. Elhu Root. Secretary Of State
.ryashington. December g. 1905
II hereby tender resignation a+ as sSsis91 Sol soon as as
nav he agreeable to your convenience and pleas
gF IN nv SSatnE Sst Erass I R0:a9R s
and CONFIDENCE with which you nave life not
less than have been in the public service Ii's'
sincerely your faithful ana 3RSoi .% l. PENFTELD"
Department of state,
WASHINGTON, December q, lSoS.
Fesignation Of the office of solicitor for the De-
The President directs me to say that in scoepr 4pr
innatfon of Your long and distinguished ser
For myself beg to assure you OF tne poTtsnt
nosition with this department. 4otrs
&, 1.or retTeunent and appreciating your zeal alu
earnestness in the fuhlunent Of your duties
80 Iii carry with YOU agreeable recoueclols
5Y onr personal association and an assurance % ~
the good wishes Of all those who nave KNOWN anu
IT have the bonor to be- sir, your most el 9Se9Ie1t
wv [. Penfeld."
New-York tribune., 1905-12-31
CASTRO CALMS DOWN.
Satisfied That Colombia Acted en-
Good Faith an MarineM Case.

washington, Dec. SO.-Advices received at the
State Department are that the threatened trouble
between Colombia and Venezuela. growing out OF
The escape OF the Venezuelan General MarlneLi
S-olornbian government has probably been avoided
The basis of settlement is not known, but IL IS
believed that when President Castro became &C
ouainted with the facts in the case and satlsneo
himself that the Colombian government had actu-
deGaand he willing to reconsider his action Ia
recalling the Venezuelan consul at CucUta ana In
ordering the withdrawal of the consul general at
Bogots- -- -. A.. ~. d..
sci the American Minister, is still encsavorins, g,
with a promise of success to restore TO their nor
nal condition the strained relations now existing
between the French and Venezuelan governments;
Meanvhfle CLYDE Brown. the representative OF the
Ncy-York and Bermudez Asphalt Company,
making satisfactory progress in his negotiations
with the Venezuelan government FOR settlement
Of that cornpanys claims account Of the sezuro
of its property