The new enterprise., 1905-01-26

CuN--N w nat ~ lllt ubt VI -
The -Why-er-you know,
they use it in the names Of the Greek
letter societies.-Puck.
Yeast--Did you hear about his los
ing control Of his automobile? Grim
sonbeak-No. Yeast-The sheriff's
got it.-Yonkers Statesman.
"The proprietor is out a good deal,
is he not?" asked the visitor. "Yes,
he is, according to the books" replied
the clerk.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
She-I appreciate the compliment,
but I'm afraid could never make you
happy, "oh yes, you could! You don't
know how easily pleased | am"-Lfe.
Teacher-suppose your father gave
your mother $50 and then took So back
again. What would that mako?" Tom
my-All kinds O. trouble.-Philadel-
phia Ledger
The Leading Man-What's TO be
done? We've got the wrong trunks.
The Pessimistic Stage Manager
Aw. what Of 1t? What difference will
it make to the hotel keeper?-Puck
Tom-Old Biffldns caught me in the
act Of kissing his daughter last night,
Jack-Serves you right, You ought to
go slow about such things. Toni
did. That's why l got caught.-Chica'
go Daily News.
"Bliggins says he is an independent
voter" We'll" answered Senator
Sorghum, 81 suppose that means that
he hasn't been able to persuade any
body in either party to promise him
an Office. e."-Washington Star,
"Why have you engaged in such q
dsreputable business?" we asked The
thief hung his head. "An eXtravagant
family" he faltered, "has not permit
, ted me to accumulate enough to make
the business respectable,"-Puck
"Yaws," said sapleigh, "I-aw-had
typhoid fevah when | was a boy and
they were-aw-aiwaid | would lose
me mind, doncher know" And did
you lose it then?" asked Miss Caus'
tique, innocently,-Chicago Daily
News.
Veterinary-So your new bull pup is
sick? What seems to be the matter
with him? Owner-A little of every
thing, | guess. While we were away
this afternoon he chewed up and swal'
lowed the dictionary.-Detroit Free
Press.
1t was q case of assault and bat
terry. During the alteration" queer
led the police magistrate, did the ac'
cused use an expletve?" mo, your
honor" replied the prosecuting wit
ness, "he only used his fist, Chicago
Daily News.
"And who does the violin belong to,
Mrs, Brown" "Oh, that's me us
bands, sir. e wouldn't be 'appy till
e got one" "But | didn't know he
could play IT," "oh, no, sir; e can't
Why, e don't rightly know 'ow to wind
it up yet!''-Punch.
Miss Plane--Yes, Tom proposed last
night, and | accepted him. See this
ring" Miss Wise-Indeed? BY
the way, dear, don't attempt to cut
glass with that diamond as | did, or
you'll make another nick In the stone.
Philadelphia Press.
Briggs-What fellow you arel |
don't believe you thought of your wife
once while you were away. Griggs--
On the contrary, couldn't get her
out of my mind for a minute. | was
afraid she d get onto the racket, don't
YOU know.-Boston Transcript
George" said Mrs. Dovekins, u
wish you'd tell me something" What
Is It, love?" IF it's always such
serious thing when one army turns
another fiank-and it seems that they
are always bound to try to do it-7why
do they have fanks?"-Cnicago Rec.
ord-Herald,
do you approve Of the use of money
in a campaign Certainly" answer
ed Senator Sorghum, for legitimate
expenses. But the trouble is that so
many people think that torchlight
parades and brass bands are legitim'
ate expenses, and use the money that
way instead of buying votes with It,"
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