The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-09-19

!esusClated with great dIthculGy, were
not pull the flowers" DO not break
the shrubbery." At Hot Springs
you are free, be you a western mil
llonaire in the great hotel, OF pov
erty-strlcken, rag tag southerner in a
modest outside cottage. The high
and generous spirit OF the Hot
Springs company in this respect is
most admirable.
Godder-Hadder-Hafter
God have mercy upon Our souls
and still more upon Our language =.
upon our English undefiled," "God-
der means got to-" and "hafter
means ''have to-" A genteel young
drummer, apparently we'll educated
says: "Oh, | didn't want to go, but
I just hadder" A fashionable and
cultivated looking lady says: Thank
you. but | can't, | halter go now and
dress for dinner" This is awful un-
speakably awful
4 tall blonde boy said to us the
other day, speaking OF a beautiful
and wealthy young girl in the hotel:
She skins them all with glad rags,
I tell you she does. She just godder
do it" We tainted, and upon being
resucitated with great difficulty, were
informed that the poor boy Simply
meant that the rich young lady
dressed more handsomely than any
other woman in the hotel She
skinned" them all. Again, God have
mercy upon our souls and Our lam
guage.
Putters Observation-Disclosures.
Putters drivers, lofters, bunkers,
divots, brassies, caddies, T-grounds.
These are golf game words and
phrases. We have had a chance to
really see golf-or rather to see real
golf-in all its glory, and to learn
it little. 1t is a very noble and
beautiful game and is much played
here by human being of all sexes,
ages and conditions. On the links,
gray haired men and women are daily
in strong evidence. The Hot Springs
are certainly among the finest y the
world The course consists OF IS
holes and stretches away TWO miles
from the starting point. When you
have gone through the whole course,
you have achieved threem lies, and
when you throw in the running and
bounding and leaping and scufflling
and pating and perspiring you have
achieved 23 miles. But after writing
all this about golf, the thought oc-
ours to US sadly that Only rich people
have time to play golf, Should golf
links be instituted here and there and
yonder all over South Carolina, how
few OF us would ever have time to
play.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilmot De Saussure
Porcher, of Charleston, are here
the only South Carolinians, If we do
not err. They are very popular and
Mr.. Porcher, were you to put a he'll
met and coat of mail on him, would
look and be just as real a Norman
knight as any one of his ancestors
who followed William the Conquerer
more than a thousand years ago.
A Blue Grass Belle.
The most popular and most beau
tifu girl here-and the richest per
haps- is Miss Clara Bell, Of Lex
ington. Kentucky. She is a lovely
blonde. "A daughter OF the gods. di-
vinely tall, and more divinely fair. "
We are sorry we mentioned Miss
Bells wealth, for really she is very
far above any such consideration in
her own mind, or in the minds of her
hosts of friends. She is just genial,
honest, kind-hearted, unaffected,
graceful little southern girl.
The Hero Of Manila.
Admiral and Mrs. Dewey are here.
The old hero is much younger and
much handsomer man than we had
expected to see. His mustache is
snn,,. ,,.h;te He dresses well and is