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The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09

Tulsa. I. T., June 9Iulsa a, eeaelaaed eallii
tayi,5s tllT sg' a, ! shIltout Score 2 to 0. Crisp
Joined the locals as catcher
r,-l,1sa score Oy anlAhss' oOOOO1OOE S /
Webb City ...........O o 0 o . ~ 3
Batteries-Wakefeld and Crlsp' 6res-
hosr and Hawkins. Unlp't <sAiey'
Tisne-1:10.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING.
MISSOURI VALLEY LEAGUE
South D1cAlester 10. Pi

South DIcAlester TO- Pittsburg 4.
South MeAlester, I. T., June 9.-The
locals won the game by the score of 10
to 4. Two home runs were made by the
locals. The feature of the game was
the fielding of Captain Baldwin of Pitts
burg.
Score nv innings: RHE.
South BIcAlester -. o 9 90 40 10 Q
Batteries-Torrence and Terrence;
Mayfair and Hoffman. Umpire-OswaId.
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Pittsburg 4. New York 1.

Pittsburg. Pa, June 9.-Ames met his
first defeat Of the season, contributing
much to the loss of the game himself.
Each of his wild pitches let in a run.
Attendance, 7S10.
Score by innings: RH.E
Pittsburg -. ,.....0102o1Oo Oo@E4 6 o
New York ............00 OIL DO 0O0-1 z 1
Batteries-Case and Peitz; Ames and
Bresnahan. Umpires-Johnstone and
O'Day.
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Boston 4. Sd. Louis 3.

Boston, June "a batting rally in the
ninth inning. when two men were out,
scored three runs for Boston and beat
St. Louis. st. Louis forced a change of
pitchers in the first inning. Glade
pitched superbly until the ninth, when
four hits were made by Boston.
Score by innings: R.H.E
st. Louis .........-....3 3 90 OOOOOO-3 l
Batteries-Gibson. Winter and Criger;
Glade and Sugden. Umpire-Connolly
Attendance, 1876.
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vinita, I. T.. June 9.-Parsons defeat
ed Vinita in the poorest game ever wit
messed on the local grounds
Score by innings oo7oonns:r =; 4 4
D. ne, .-'''- % 10 4
Batteries-Harland and F'inney: adams
and Pinkerton. UmpHes = ~ dyHe'
Ridenour and Skidmore.
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sedaIia 10. Guthrie 3.

sedalia, Mo-, June 9.-Sedalia won
from Guthrie in easy fashion by a score
of 10 to g. The visitors could do nothing
with Curtis. Pettigrew relieved Womack
in the fifth inning. The locals played
great ball. A4eDnI being the star. Regan
was hit by q foul tip, Henderson taking
his place.
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Dctroit 6. WASHINGTON s.

Washington, June 9--Two bases on
balls and a scratch hit in the eleventh
inning decided the game in Detroit's
favor.
Score by innings: RHE.
Washington :. 20 O0111110 0O0-5 10 4
Detroit 80. 80 0 0 o 90 2 0 1-6 II /
Batteries-Hughes and Heydon; Don
ovan and Drill. Umpire-Sheridan. At
tendance-5O O00
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The summary: Earned runs-Leaven-
worth 9, Oklahoma City l. Two-base
hit-Blaekburn. Sacrifice hit-Rapps
F7rick, Scoggins, AIilsap. Struck out-By
Woods 4, by Speer 4, by Relihan 2.
Bases on balls-On Woods 4. of Speer
1, Relihan 1. Hits-Om Reiihan 8 in
six innings. Hit by pitcher-Scoggins
Left on bases-Leavenworth 5, Okla
homa City 7. Time-1:27. Umpire
Owens.
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wichita 3. Jonlin 2.

Wichita, Kan. June 9.-Wichita won
the last of the series from Joplin in the
fastest game of the series Joplin hit
Gehring hard in the first inning, secur-
ing two scores on two doubles and a
single Gehring made a home run in
the sixth with a man on base, tying the
score. Both pitchers We're effective
Gehring striking out three men in the
sixth
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Fort Scott Z, NTuskogee ..

Muskogee, L T.. June s.-Muskogee
lost the game with Fort Scott, the score
being Z to 3 Findley's pitching was
not up to the usual standing and Fort
Scott made a number of two-base hits.
Score by innings: Il. II: E.
Fort Scott ................2S 3 90 01-7 9 3
Batteries-Findley and Houser; Camp
bell and HeberIing. Time-1:1o. Um-
Dire-Collins
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PhiIadelnhln 8. Chicngo 3.

Philadelphia, June s-Superb pitching
by Plank gave Philadelphia its victory
over Chicago. The home team fielded
poorly, but did good work at the bat.
Attendance, 4,071.
Score by innings: RHE
Chicago -. .......e110OO1O 1
Philadelphia -. .....1 O1210s-6 6
Batteries-Patterson, White and Nc
Farland; Plank and Powers, Schreck.
Umpires-Kelley and Mccarthy.
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AMERICAN AssocIArIoN sTANn1N
WESTERN LEAGUE.


Colorado Springs 4, st. Joseph 3.
Colorado Springs, June 9.-Three of
the six hits made by the locals came in
the last inning, scoring three runs and
winning the game.
Score by innings: R-HE
St. Joseph .....-.....20 2000OO0O1S /
Colorado Springs 20 0 o 0o0O1 81 /
Batteries = Liebhardt and Zinran;
Companion and Mite.
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Owner Fined and Suspended.

Louisville, June 9.-W. J. Clymer,
American association, was fined SIS
and put under a 5000 peace bond for
so days by Judge MeCann in the po-
lice court. Clymer was arrested dur
ing the game for repeatedly disputing
the decisions of Umpire King. and was
finally taken off the grounds by the
police Umpire King has sent in hts
report of the affair to President
O'Brien at Milwaukee. President
O'Brien announces that he has sus-
pended Manager Clymer Of the Co
Iumbus team indefinitely.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09
~ MANHATTAN.

Fort Riley defeated the State Agri-
cultural college here by the score OF
to 3. The game ssvas rather slow
and featureless. The college plays the
last game here with Clay Center next
Monday.
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get away with it In the sixth he
called QuigIey out at first when the
White Leg had easily captured the
bag. For this the red-top grabbed
Werner's arm. His jumps" was equal
to the emergency and marched the re-
fractory captain to the bench.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09
Corbett sod te Portland.

St Paul, June 9.-Pitcher Teddy
Corbett Of the st. Paul baseball team
has been sold by Manager Kelley to
the Portland, Ore, club and will leave
for the west today.
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ON KANSAS DIAMONDS.
At Yates CENTER.

Humboldt won a hotly contested
game here from the locals by the score
of to 2. The feature of the game
was the fine fielding of both teams.
Batteries-Clawson and Bradley;
Reiger and Booze.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09

sCarter batted for Huehes Ii the az

Garter Datted Tor Hughes In the ninth.
Score by innings:
Springfield go. 30 0 0 1 1 o 0-3
Topeka. -. 30 0 0 0 %
summary: Earned runs, Springfield
1. Three base hits, Cole. Two base
hits Porter Ellis. Home run, Hood.
First on balls, off Ellis 2 Wild pitch.
Hughes. Struck out, by Ellis 6, by
Hughes 6. Double play. Hood to
Porter Hit by pitcher, Hetling. At
tendance 800. Umpire, Werner. Time,
L hour 8 minutes.
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AT LOUISVILLE.

oCOIe Dy INNINGS.
Louisville - IA q a 4 n n n ?
Columbus -.....2 Q 0-5
Batteries-Wright and Shaw; Dorner.
Berger and Ryan.
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AT TOLEDO

Score by innings:
Ioledo ..........5 8 0 0 q s-S
Indianapolis e. .....O 0 2 o 0 0 o 2-S
Batteries-Minahan and Clark; McGill
and Duff -
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Chicago II. BOSTON >

and held the lead till the sixth i4r,f,,rr 81
when the locals began to hit Fraser
savagely- After that the game became
a farce. Attendance, 2,8oo. 1--'A9
Score by innings: R4H
8osfo55 80sffe5O ... ..... 9 .....o ssSS5aSSSS65Scn Z
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3 innings:

Wichita -. 80 30 90 o. "a
Joplin --.. ...-..-..2 0 0 0 0 0 o..
The summary: Earned Funs-Wichita
9, Joplin 1. Two-base hfts-Nagle. Pen
dry, Green Home run-Gehring. Struck
out-By Gehring 8. by Morris 5. Bases
on balls-On Gehring 2, off Norris /
Sacrifice hits-Gehring 1, McIear
Umpire-France. Time-1:3O. Attend
ance-900.
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AT HUTCHINsON.

Hutchinson won the game from
Kingman by the score Of TO l. Bat
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09

Excursion to st. Joe via Rock Island.
Sunday, June II. Round trip $3.50.
Train leaves at $40 a. m, returning
10 D m.
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Summer GolHa

Laxative Bromo Quinine, world wide cold
cure, removes cause. Call for full name and
look for signature of z. ". Grove. 25c.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09
q MILWAITKEE

Milwaukee ',..' -. .....2 81 o -
81. Paul ............0 2 0 2 O-5
Batteries-Hickey and Beville Evans.
Ferguson and Noonan.
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Leavenworth 5, okIahoma Citv ,

LtstNtIlWOIal D OI1I1hOma CitV q
Leavenwor@A Kan, June 9.-Leaven-
worth won the last game from Okla
homa City by punching hits in the
eighth combined with sensational base
running by a score of to 2
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NATIONAL. LEAGUE STANDING.
AMERICAN LEAGUE



New York, June 9-CIeveIand shut out
New York owing to Moore's good pitch
ing.
Score by innings: RHE
New york .-----------o g Q 90 % I 2
Cleveland ...- ,.......0 0 0 0 2 O2 o. 2
Batteries-Chesbro and Kleinow;
Moore and Buelow. Umpire-O'Lough
lin. Attendance-4,s0 800.
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VALLEY LEAGuE srANn1Nc-
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
AT KANSAS CITY.

oCOIe DY Innings:
Minneapolis -. % 0 0 o L q ~
Kansas City ...,....1 0 1 o o-4
Batteries-Morgan and Butler; Craig
and Schmidt.
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Excursion to Kansas City.
Sunday, June IS. Round trip e1.7B.
santa Ees
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7 ULdIo - ~
GUTHRIE


The summary: Earned runs-Sedalla
3. Stolen bases-Rollins ?. Two-base
hits-McDiH 2, White. Rohn, Berry,
Dalrymple. Struck out-By Curtis z, by
Womack 8, by Pettigrew 2. Bases on
balls-Off Curtis 3, off Womack 1, off
Pettigrew 4. Double plays-White to
Gregory to Rohn, Pettigrew to Hickey.
Wild pitches-Womac 2. Passed ball
Brown Hit by pitched baIl-Graves.
Hits-Of Womack 9, off Pettigrew ?.
Umpires-Rega and Henderson. Time
lao.
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Batteries-Weimer and king; Fraser
and Street. Umpire-Klem.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09

When Shorty Hurlburt was in Okla
homa City at the beginning Of the sea-
son he wanted to trade Porter for
Shumeyer. He was lucky that the
proposition did not go through, even
though Big August is a rafting good
man.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-06-09

identity Sedalia has been overlooked in
the Journals count, as the Shop Lift
ers have had but two pitchers since the
opening of the season. and at the pres
ent time, due to overwprk. they have
but one.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
WOMEN URGED TO
AID FAIRGROUNDS
DR.. Curtis Tells Them How They Can
HeIp-They Understand
Children.

DR.. Henry 8. Curtis, formerly OF New
York and now superintendent Of the
childrens public Fairgrounds in this
cjty made an address last night before
the delegates from all the women 3
clubs of Washington IN MetZerott Hal.
in which he took the position that all
women should work and that the play
ground work is especially adapted as
an opening for. their energy and effort
There are three classes OF women
10 whom such work as Fairgrounds Of
fers would be the salvation. he said.
4.One of these classes is the group of
Young women of means who have fin
:ghed their education and have nothing
10 do The second are the women OF
means without children. and the third
are the women whose families have
grown up so as not TO need their care.
The idle woman who devotes her
self to balls and society and running
about the world is much more uselesa
TO the community than the woman
whose life is selfish. If the doctors or
showmaker' life be wholly selfish he
sun leaves his work behind for the
general coed, but these Idle woman have
nothing TO their credit.
'.But not only does woman have q
peculiar need of some unselfish work.
hut the playground work is peculiarly
fitted to her II makes her know the
children.
Il shall mention only three or four
y ays in which You can help US Tie
FIRST OF these. can you not get your min
istars to preach on Fairgrounds and to
give the wftele or q part of the contrI-
button to the work? Secondly, urge tac
Congressman you know TO give rs =
larger appropriation next year and vote
for q permanent system of play
grounds. The third is. see that nc new
school IS built without playground and
the present school yards are enlarged
when il is possible
The Washington times., 1905-05-07

Adee will speed along from one town
to another. He will be accompanied
part OF the way BY Alexander NJ Thack-
era. personal friend, who Is now con-
sal at Roaen.
Part of Mr.. Adee's pleasure from va
cation tours is derived from anticipation.
He spent many CT his leisure moments
before his departure in mapping out his
trip. While the greater part OF his trip
viii be confined to the vineyard land IN
southern France. he expects to cross
over into Spain also and VIII ride along
the Pyrenees to San Sebastian. at which
point he viii turn back and by cir
cuitous route wheel across the border
into France again. Altogether Mr.. Adee
will spend about two months on his BIZ
cycle trip. He viii not return to Wash
ngton until July.
Mr.. Adee is one of the hardest work
ing officials of the State Department
Fo thirty years he has been identified
with this branch of the Government and
his knowledge of foreign consulates and
the workings OF our foreign service is
said to be almost marvellous On several
occasions he has been acting Secretary
of State and in that capacity has had
10 deal with many perpiexfng questions.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
ALEXANDRIA CITIZENS
MAKE STRENUOUS KICK
Object to Removal of Dirt From
Arlington Reservation-Would
Build Road.

Citizens OF Alexandria county. yir-
ginfa. have protested to Secretary Taft
against the removal of dirt from the
Arlington reservation for use in filing
in the Virginia approach TO the High
way Bridge.
The work is being done for the var
Department by Ernest C. Minor. a con-
tractor.
It is claimed by the citizens that if
any earth is taken from the reservation
It should be used for the construction
Of d road from the National Cemetery
to connect with the highway leading to
the new bridge.
The protestants further allege that
the manner in which the contract is be-
Ing carried out is unusual, nasmuch as
the War Department is paying the con-
tractor at the rate Of 81 cents per
cubic yard for dirt which belongs TO
the Government.
With the protest submitted TO Gem
eraI Mckenzie, chief Of engineers, to
be placed in Secretary Taft's hands. is
a petition asking the Secretary to put
a stop to the removal of the dirt.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
Adee VIII Tour France
Riding on q Bicycle
Assistant Secretary of State Seeks Health and
Pleasure "WheeIing" Over Roads in
Land of the Gaul

Fifteen hundred miles aWheel through
South and Central France is the manner
in which Alvey A. Adee, Second Assis-
tant Secretary of State. VIII spend his
vacation this summer
Mr.. Adee left Washington a few days
ago 10 start for Europe. When he
boarded the steamer for France in New
York ne took with him as one OF his
most precious possessions a stoutiy
built bicycle or most improved make.
Mounting this wheel shortly after he
arrives at Havre Mr. Adee viii begin
a leisurely journey along the highways
and byways OF France, by which he ex-
poets to gain much pleasure and re-
uewed health.
For years it has been Mr. Adee's Gus
tom to spand his vacation on bicycle
tours through Europe. Last year he
devoted himself TO Switzerland and Italy.
Mr.. Adee Is an expert rider. and covers
fifty or sixty miles a day with the great
est ease.
The Assistant Secretary expects TO de-
rive special pleasure from his trip
through France this year. The beautiful
roads in that part of Europe are un-
usually good for bicycle riding. and Mr..
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
VICE PRESIDENT
GUEST Of FRATER||SS
Georgetown Chapter, Delta
Chi, Dimes at Rauscher's.
DISTINGUISHED MEN THERE
Secretary Cortelyou and Other Govern
ment Officials Among Those Who
Respond to Toasts.
DISTINGUISHED MEN THERE

Probably the most distinguished gath
ering that has attended a Greek letter
function in this city this year partiei-
pated in the annual banquet OF the
Georgetown chapter of the Delta Chi
fraternity at Rauscher's last night
Although the Georgetown chapter is
one of the youngest in the fraternity
it has made great strides. Handicapped
at It's installations by the fact that
it was the first national fraternity TO get
a foothold at Georgetown the local
chapter has progressed until it at pres
ent compares favorably with ali the
-'frats'' that have houses In this city.
Typical fraternity Event.
The banquet last night was a typical
fraternity affair. From the Vice Presi-
dent of the United States down ts the
present undergraduate ali met on an
equal footing TO call each other brother.
Vice President Fairbanks. who was
initiated ar Michigan years ago. was the
guest of honor. He was seated to the
right of Robert A Kennedy. the "A. ("
who acted as POSTMASTER To the left
was Postmaster General Cortelyou.
Fraternity Colors.
The table was In the shape Of a
horse shoe. and was tastefully decorated
in buff and red the eolors of the
fraternity.
Thirty members, including the active
and alumni. were present.
Vice President Fairbanks was greeted
with Hoya cheer when he made his
aC.@e rance.
The banquet commenced at O'Clock
and ended with the Delta Chi anthem
at midnight.
Toasts and Speakers.
The following were the toasts: Delta
Chi" Charles ". Fairbanks; "A Year
Ago, George B. Corteiyou; Tonight,
Lawrence O. Murray; "Cieorgetown.
Harry NJ Ciabaugi., Fraternity
Ideals Charles A Douglass; We
Bachelors. r. Ross Perry, jr, and
.four Chapter" Stuart Mcnamara.
The following members of Delta Chi
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
MISSISSlPPIANS TO HOLD
PICNIC ON MAY 80

The Mississippi Society held it's regu-
lar meeting at the rooms Of the So
ciety. 9lG Ninth street northwest, last
evening The most important business
transacted was the selection of the
place and time for the annual picnic.
Marshall Hail and MAY 80 was the place
and time set
The entertainment Of the evening CON
sisted OF coon songs by Mr.. Hanline.
solo by Miss EstelIe GuIick piano Sc
lection by Mrs Thomas Herndon and
recitations by Miss Hurd.
The next meeting OF the society will
net be held until some time in the fall
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
CECILIE'S TROUSSEAU
STIRS UP PFATHERLAND
Teutonc Press Indignant Because German Money Goes
Abroad to Paris Vienna and London to Purchase the
Best Dresses of the Crown Princes Fiancee.

of fuss will be made over the German
fatherland. German dynasty. and Ger
man patriotism
We understand that the wedding
presents given To the German crown
prince Will be exhibited. We hope at
the same time the piles OF German gold
Will be exhibited which have been sent
10 foreign countries TO purchase the
trousssau of the crown princes bride.
Duchess Cecilie is ordering her very
best dresses in Paris and Vienna. and
best riding and walking dresses and
tailor-made suits in London. Nothing
hat the very ordinary frocks are being
ordered IN Berlin. German money is
being USED 10 buy foreign products. and
German royalty is advertising foreign
industries at the expense of German IN
dustries =
The Washington times., 1905-05-07

LONDON. May s "A Berlin dispatch
says the Neue Bayerische Lande Zeitung
complains bitterly that the trousseau for
the Duchess Cecilie CT AIeckeIbdrg-
Schwerin, who will be married TO the
German crown prince on June 6. is or
dored in London. Parts and Vienna. In
stead of in Germany. 1t says;
German towns and corporations and
associations all over the country have
subscribed immense sums of money 10
give wedding presents to the German
crown prince. The government of the
grand ,tuchy of Mscklenburg- -SchweriE
exercised its ancient privilege dating
from the Middle Ages. of imposing a tax
on the Mecklenburgers t. cover the cost
of Duchess Ceciiie'S trousseau. When
the weddine is celebrated a great deal
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
ARMY AND NAVY UNION
WILL JOIN THE PARADE

The Army and Navy Union. zoo
strong, Will march IN the Memorial Day
parade with the Grand Army of the Re-
public and Spanish American War Vet
Grams. The request of the union for
permission TO unite in the parade and
services at the Arlington Cemetery was
granted al The meeting of the memorial
executive committee last evening at
g. A. r. headquarters
The members OF the union will con-
duct special services at the monument
OF Gen. Guy y. Henry which will not
conflict with the regular memorial
services
Special committees appointed TO ar
range for Memorial Day reported
progress last night. The program OF
the services on May 80 has not yet been
completed
The Washington times., 1905-05-07


were present; Vice President Charles
W Fairbanks. Postmaster General
George Bruce Cortelyou Assistant Sec
rotary Law renee O. Murray, Ross Peg
ry. jr.. ] Nota McGill, d. ". Baker.
Smart Mcnamara, Charles w Arth.
Albert e Berry, W w Bride. Leon A.
Clark. h w Hahn, A. a. Olmdth.
Robert j. Kennedy a" Fairfax 8.
MeCandish, b; James q. Malone. &C.
7 homas Kirby jr., D.. Joar D. Wade.
p Raymond j. A Abbaticli-o, Francis
r. Duugherty, Boutwell, Dunlap. Charles
n English. George \. Grace. Phil A.
Gran John c. Hanway, Charles j.
Houston Charles j. Kane Norman J.
Kopmeier. Hall S. Lusk. Robert a
Mauer. Daniel F. MCGOWAN John Par
rott, jr. Claude b. Weikert, and
Charles r Williams
Tie banquet committee WAS composed
of Phil A. Grad. Charles j. Houston.
and Charles J. Kane.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
CHINA CONTINUES
WORK Of REFORM
Whipping Abolished; separ-
ate Confinement.
STATE TO FEED PRISONERS
Efforts of WI Ting-fang, Fermsx
Minister at Washingtons
Crowned
STATE TO FEED PRISONERS

PEKIS. May 6.-The recent memorials
of wu Ting-fang has been officially
confirmed
Whipping as a punishment IS aboiisA-
ed and imprisonment with hard labor b
substituted for minor oneases.
Young offenders Will be confined sep
arateiy from confirmed criminals. ana
they will be taught some trade.
Prisoners viii be fed by the govern
ment.
The memorial refers to Americas and
European laws. showing the bad 2ssults
Of whipping and the great Improvement
due to lighter p.lnishments and the ems
ployment OF prisoners at useful tTadsa
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
AGED MAN SENT BACK
TO HOME IN ITHACA

Jacob B. Hammond. who mysteriousls
disappeared from his home in Ithaca
N z. several days ago, has been sent
back to Ithaca.
Hammond arrived in Washington late
Thursday evening and by his peculiar
actions at the depot attracted the alten-
ton OF Detective Barbee. who upon
questioning the old gentleman discover
ed that ne was 1aboring under a severe
mental strain. and took him TO the
house of detention.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
PENNSY a VICTIM
OF PRINCETON TEAM

PHILADELPHIA. May 6.-prineeton.
won easily from Pennsylvania this
afternoon at Franklin Field The Jer-s
seyites batted Crimean out of the box
The score:
Princeton .13020G1 0e7 Il z
Pennsylvania .....00 o 0 2 o-5 :
Batteries-Byram and Cooney: Grim
can, Fenne1 and HarIin. Umpire-Don-
bins.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
HIS TRIAL BALANCE.

Shorty I'm late. mdear," Apologies
the husband; but / wash d'taiaed at
tn offish."
what detained you?" asked the
wife.
Had I shtay t find balansh
And did you find it2'
s.Yesh, after long sheaFch
We'll, IN sorry &c see that you lost
II again before you got home. "-l udge.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
PROUD MOMENT.

Mike-Oi hear yez wer' foiued fOive
dollars for assaultin McDooley
Pat-Oi wor; an IL Wor a proud mo-
mint whin Oi hur-rd tn sintince.
CORY!
Mike-Pfwhat's tn rayson av thot?
Pat-Faith. an It show'd which av Us
had tn best aV IN contist.-chicago
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
PHONEY GEMS.

Dottie-saturn is such mysterious
planet-nobody knows what its rings are
made al:
I.ottie-Yes, there should be a fellow
feeling between you and Saturn. dear
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washington times., 1905-05-07
IN CHICAGO.

.sHe opened an Italian restaurant in
Chicago, bur il was failure from the
start.
.s'The seople didn Ike spaghettft eh2
well you see. It's almost Impossible
70 eat Il with knife. '-Philads lphia
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The Washington times., 1905-05-07

De Long Hooks and
Eyes; black and &c
white. worth 10c. c.....O
Large Shell Hair Pins,
worth 25 cents sEC
dozen. -
The Washington times., 1905-05-07

Barbour T hre ad;
black and white; &c
worth Zoe spool -. q
kelia BILE Dire SIS &C
Shields; worth Ioc....O