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The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-07-12
G IN THREE ACTS.
Sad Fate of a Joke Buffeted About on
Two Continents.

Sad Fate of a Joke Buffeted About on
Two Continents.
ACT l. Cat a railway s~tation).
Lord Algy-Aw-bah Jove! See that
intoxicated person trying to crawl
ovah that valise!
Jack Josher-He's not drunk, poor
fellow!
Rob Rolle-Oh! come, now-not
drunk?
Jack Josher-No; can't you see thai
he's just getting, over the grip?
Rob Roller-Ha, ha, ha! Good!
Lord Algy-Beg pawdon?
Exeunt, explaining it,
ACT H.. two weeks later).
Lord Algy (aloAe)-Bah Jove, hyuh's
where we saw that drunken chap who
wasn't drunk at all, it seems-and
Josher made some inexplicable remark
about him
(The Light Breaks.)
oh! Very good, bah George!
Ha, ha, ha! Capital joke that must
jot it down in me note book as a typi-
cal American witticism. Ha, ha! It's
good enough for Punch, on me honah!
ACT III. "a London Club.
Lord Algy-And tn chap made a
bally good joke, y KNOW neatly
made meself III lawfing when I saw
the point. A drunken bounder, who,
as it proved, was not drunk at all, y
know, but quite III, was climbing upon
a bag. He's not intoxicated" said
Josher, who's a deuce of a wit; 'cawn't
you see that the poor chaps just re-
covering from the Influenza Well,
you chaps don't catch it, l see-I
didn't at first, meself. One has to be
educated to American humor. But it's
blawsted good
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-07-12
FIRED ON BY COSSACKS.
Russian Troops Shoot Down Strikers
in st. Petersburg.

in st. petersburg.
Cossacks fired on the Putiloff works
strikers in St. Petersburg Wednesday
morning. The trouble was started by
the arrest of Il youth who was entering
the works. The policemen who took
him into custody suspected the young
man of having dynamite in his posses
sion. The latter. on being made Il pris-
oner. drew a revolver and killed the po-
liceman and was himself wounded by a
bullet fred by another policeman. The
strikers quickly c~ongregated on the Peter
hoff road and Cossacks were ordered to
dispense them. The soldiers charged,
using their whips and then fired a vol
ley. causing several casualties among the
strikers.
The Russian battleship Kniaz POtem-
kline arrived at Theodosia, Russia, and
asked for coal, provisions and medical
attendance. The mutineers demanded
that the authorities guarantee their safe
ty during the stay of the ship. TheO-
dosia is on the Crimean coast near the
entrance to the Sea of Azov.
Before the Kniaz Potemkine sailed
from Kustenji a delegation from the
crew handed the project a proclamation,
addressed to the representatives of the
powers in Roumania. formally declaring
war on all Russian vessels which refuse
to Join the mutineers. The proclamation
says the Kniaz Potemkine will respect
neutral territory and foreign shipping.
The delegation requested that the procla'
nation be forwarded to the powers.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-07-12
LID is LIFTED.
Chicago Jnry Arraigns Both Employers
and Labor Chiefs for Corruption.

anu I<dDOT ShleIS IOr
F1fty-three indictments of individu-
ais and a report, the vital part of
which deals severely with "Driscoll-
ism" and its growth resulted from the
three weeks graft investigation by
the Chicago labor grand jury, which
adjourned Saturday. Both employers
and union chiefs are a~rraigned for the
corruption that is declared to have
been rampant in the last few years.
Humiliation is confessed by the jury
In reporting the seriousness of the con
ditions which 1t finds. Business men
Of honor have paid tribute to the fos-
tering Of blackmail," is the situation
that has been found and for which
employers are censured severely.
Men high in financial circles" the
report says, have sought to prevent a
free exposure Of the labor graft de-
velopment, and "the little evidence
given by them was only to disguise
their own guilty knowledge"
Two of the officials of the brick trust
We're the only employers included in
charges direct enough to end in indict-
ments. Other business men, both by
name and inference, draw the pointed
comment Of the jurors. OF the labor
men who make up the list of defend
ants, twenty-six are charged with a
conspiracy to injure the business of
Montgomery Ward & Co. Among
them are some Of the most prominent
labor leaders Of Chicago. Two others
are indicted for a conspiracy to injure
the Fuller Construction Company.
Twenty-one union workers are charged
with assault with intent to murder.
John c. Driscoll, Albert Young and
c. p. Shea are held responsible for
fostering the growth of a situation
that the jury found to make graft
rife. Moral lepers" is the designation
given such men. Employers have aid
ed the rise Of these leaders in the de-
cided opinion Of the investigators.
These labor men are found to have
established a disease. the root of
which is declared so deep that the
present laws cannot furnish a remedy.
Because of these alleged weak laws
Driscoll was not indicted.
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yellow Art.

Tommy Figjam-Paw, whose picture
is that Teller there where you're read
IMP"
Paw Figjam-Why, that's a half
tone Of a second cousin Of the step
brother of an aunt by second marriage
of the foster sister OF the chap who
Is suspected OF being in possession Of
information as to who was an accom-
plice of the mysterious unknown who
assisted in kidnapping Sloppy Sadie the
Sad-Eyed Shop Girl Baltimore
Ampricon
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IN COLONEL'S TOWN
Things Happen.

~ ..H
From the home Of the famous "Keyh'
mel keeyartah Of Gainesville" away
down South, comes an enthusiastic let
ter about Postum.
Il was in very delicate health, SUI.
fering from indigestion and a nervous
trouble so severe that I could hardly
sleep. The doctor ordered me to dis.
continue the use OF the old kind Of cof'
fee, which was like poison to me, pro-
ducing such extreme disturbance that
l could not control myself. But such
was my love for it that I could not get
my own consent to give it up for some
time, and continued to suffer, till my
father one day brought home a pack.
age Of Postum Food Coffee.
Il had the new food drink carefully
prepared according to directions, and
gave 1t a fair trial. 1t proved to have
a rich flavor and made a healthy,
wholesome and delightful drink. To
my taste the addition of cream great
ly improves it.
my health began to improve as
y oo Az uIuS ChCNt VI tbS OA0 $1,000
was removed and the Postum Coffee
had time to make its influence felt.
My nervous troubles were speedily re-
lieved and the sleep which the old cot.
fee drove from my pillow always
came to soothe and strengthen me
after I had drunk Postum-in a very
short time began to sleep better than
/ had for years before. l have now
used Postum Coffee for several years
and like it better and find it more
beneficial than when / first began. Il
is an unspeakable JOY TO be relieved Of
the old distress and sickness" Name
given by Postum Company, Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's a reason.
Read the little book, "Ths Road b
MELVILLE" in each pkg.
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guilty as charged.
The Indictment on
W Ii ! c h S e n a t o
Mitchell is found
guilty is one of sew
eral found against
him. all bearing
on the great land
fraud. This one
technically charged
him with using his
office for private
gain in connection
with the land frauds
in Oregon.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-07-12
Odds and Ends.

Mrs. James Kirwin died of apoplexy
In the ballroom of a New York park
pavilion. Her death ended the dance.
Levi Bevard was held to the grand
Jury at Newark, Ohio, charged with the
murder of his mother-in-law, Mrs. Fran
ces Wertz.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-07-12
Retort Courteous.

He-Girls are queer creatures-they
marry the first fool who asks them, as a
rule. l suppose you would do the same,
wouldn't you?
She-Suppose you ask me and find
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-07-12
SECRETARY HAY DIES
PASSING AWAY OF GREAT AMER
ICAN DIPLOMAT.
End of Notable Career Comes Suddenly,
When Hopes of Recovery Are Enter
taincd-Was Associate and Friend Of
Lincoln and Mckinley.

John Hay, Secretary of State Of the
United States, died at 1926 Saturday
morning at his summer home at Suna-
pee Lake, near Newbury, n. Ii. The
signs Immediately preceding his death
were those Of pulmonary embolism.
Secretary Hay had been ailing for
several months, and a trip to Europe
was taken in the hope that il would
bring about complete recovery. Mr..
Hay, however, collapsed on the dock
as he was leaving New York, and de-
spite encouraging reports during the
voyage and his stay in Europe, his
friends never felt convinced he would
regain health. On his return to this
country the Secretary seemed in much
improved condition, but a collapse a
few days ago again brought fear to
relatives and friends.
Career of John Hay.
John Hay was born at Salem, Ind,
on Oct. s. 1888. His father was a ply
stefan. Young Hay was graduated at
Brown University and then began the
study of law in the office of his uncle,
Milton Hay, at Springfield, III.
Mr.. Hay was educated for the bar,
never became a lawyer. He became
Milton Hay was one of Lincoln's conf
dental friends and near Deighbors. John
Hay was a bright, clever young man,
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-07-12
MITCHELL FOUND GUILTY.
Portland Jury Holds Aged Senator for
Participation in Land Frauds.

of the United States against Senator
John III. Mitchell returned a verdict of
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y Mira. john Sfuckteri...: ].

at Ellis island, In New York harber,
arc landed half the Immigrants from
I Europe Men thieves, thugs and ban.
ditS frequently seem 20 clip: into This
country without much trouble, but the
woman itnmig grant must undergo a
regular sition into her moral char
acter hefnre abe Is let through ths EI.
fliS islana Eytskat gate to the / land Of
promise : .;.. \ i.;;S
Ono mambsr or the hoard ce examin-
elS who pass on the admission OF se.
male immigrants ID a woman. Mrs..
;Iohn stnekien. She %. theei: only one OF
zheE sex holding ereh 10 Spoat in the
UniEed Etatoa .ssS1 ssra.$ j: gtucklen 80 hlghIy
Esspeceed, and yhla& nlaa ae;- ;-a Es. s.tssueas'
! .Tne AnaI ius smsns ln5 3 ssonhssss e.! essa
~ left .o her, Hhao s,as become 90. ea-
$eess shsts sl,es ls.ssry Il Sat once when 3
5ssseznan ts sinlais ii Ifn telling il, tails.
yes hind 500, E5Ss > yts,. Eltuse e.slan yg1ssseaa
B Real 81 nspathy Aad sslsssulaess aso
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Z = - . = y - ; = =
TITO ideal EAiae,

Fs Do The real needs Of The body de.
lnRnd such quaint tities OF SSsed each
day as The; ordinary dietary stand
ards call For OF 10 man from his &c
qniFsd habits has become acctIstom-
edEto ? IA slighs excsss eg food be-
;ycna the trus physiolo illogical require
rnent is no doubt desirable as tend
ing 30 prevent any danger og under.
muir ition,s bus any great excess must
;oe iecassssy ba detrimental. i !. The
ideal diet is that which suffices to
meet all the wants of the body. e.,
Che maint ntenahcs o2 body weight, nj
:trogenj equiibr heailh, strength,
Tsfs5S. & a:.sa :ssaa Y and ii tha
period oa id oiescencs to arpply ma
tsrial for the growth and develop
ment I0f the tiisansa ns The
Anyth Thing beyond I! E this. quantity ID
just 30 much of an excess which
must Inevitably do harm m;i ,Eif contiin1,-.: i1,.:
ned ipd deffnitely and detract I'D some
:1neasnre as least from that high de-
gree OF efficiency which every en-
;lilghtened man desires To- attaii1..-
slssell g. Chit iens s. Cent mn s
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THE; ERlEall. 4. SAHARA B
Glow sho yaas psssrs appsars 10 si,o
,5l; s "a CafasasS .yravasss. r 4 a.:;.g:. yS5 5

Glow Ssso yaas E3sasrs sippssrs fs ::tha
carasass vysavalss. B 8 l'2,':
< The Sahara Ii not at all If d Id noy,. 81,
ular belief pictures &C. q vast p]ain
of moving ! Sand dotted ghere aud
there with fertile naaes s eo,,a,rbst hat ;
like a Ieopardia skin. From Tmn;s mia
westward 10 ID d vest tsapyassion : oq
sand and clay= not .nu,,cb %al,ov,a 7aas, 80
level in some farsta YI,aIsiffeetlv iessJ
in othess hilly, tYy;th slo,Wy ID 3 iensaaa;oys m =
containing water saItiar fhan Sha
sea, which b aganeraiiyyI5 & ey.,roratas,. bsss
leaving i coating az brilliant cry,s' :.
tails which s,,,r,ss N iIka a,soyz Il, s. fba
distance. The riisera srorn W ia i A A,,res ,ss
mountains Oh & he ncrffI, serve m ! "a 81 Il. 3.
1igate The oasaa oa she s,,iba..' Some. n Il.
aimes khgy fsYys aboya ii bo 3, an,.s q,
out oezan hsIoT is, il,ese q M ii 4 I, ssssS
nation! about tIls fltsTert sIas 81 \ "a IN n
as,e sslf sl.nra i, &
.aerstan{l unIees traeY' have ia,,.,nt aay. Z
>leral waek.s With ii & carsyar, s. AZ Ana.
the hest ia syery gpaaf. bnf r bssins; hsi,s;
perfectly dry, it doess nat eY,er vats
as a our humid atnuospi,er,s daoea ~ G - atss :
Temperature 40 ilagr.ss,aa lnxyar 1 81 !. :
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"a USEFUL 4 CIGAR.
yes lighting Waa tl,e Msans Of, Avert
ing a 9oriels Panic. r (

sta s-iehtiHG WAS She Meana Of Avert
r.. ing a Soriels Panic. = r
a good story is told of a sea cap
tain who died number Of years
ago and who was formerly in com
nand of 9 ship in which passengers
were carried frosa Londen to Lis
bon. i On one OCCASION the ship
caught fire, and the passengers ana
craw were compelled to take hur-
riedly to the boats. The captain.
remained perfectly cool throughout
ell the confusion and fright Of the
dabarkatien, and at at last sast every one
except himself was gos safely into
the boats. ztIi s ..:s5 Z, ss . 8 n. 4
BY the time he was ready to fol-
low the passengers were almost wild
With 2eas and excitement. Instead
OF hurrying down the ladder the
captain called ont to the sailors to
|,sstyad on q minute and, taking cigar
af1m his poskef5 cnelly ll;;fgh.ssssa ll;;fg ssa it
With bit Of burning rope which
had fallen from the rigging ct his
NN~Ss =. AhSh AAo OcssCEuCsu WItu Ooe
liberation and gave the order to
push off. ;:,t .:..:=- =z:; =.4 H :. :
Glow could you stop to light o
cigar at such . moment r" he was
asked afterward when some of the
passengers were talking over their
escape. 4, IS z5s;, !; .,. ,> : .
= e"Because,' he answered, .sI saw
that il I did not do something to di-
vert the MINDS Of: those In the boat
there was likely TO be Q panic, and,
overcroWded as it wss, there was
danger Of the boat being upset, The
pct took but q moment, but il at
frac.sd the attention of everybody.
lives not nearly 90 unconcerned as
! eeeaned to be, but was in reality
10 g feTeF Of excitement. NY Little
plan succeeded. \ You all forgot
yourselves because yon were think
ing about my curious behavior, and
We got oR safely. 2 london Stand
ard, ya!,. m s: :a!:,5 & q;
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ANIMAL ANlMUS.
SSays I'm Which wild Brutee ghoyo
Their Contempt Eror Mankind,

SHays I'm which wild Bruten shaxo
Ihetr Contempt Eor Mankind,
"Witi animals have O great many
ways Of showing their contempt for
Humankind" said an artist who has
made n speciality OF modelling animals.
every one has an idea that ela.
phnnts become tame and oven fond OF
people. but this is altogether wrong.
They are easily trained but are never
tanned. They are docile just so long aa
the keeper has his goad IN his hand or
the memory Of burning endurea. 7
had proof OF thie one day while model.
Ing one OF the elephants In u big AMI.
NAL show. was sitting In hls stall.
with my modelling stand, not knowing
that ON certain days he was given an
extra allowance OF chain. Suddenly he
hung his trunk around vita such force
sSae 1t smashed the stand to bits and
cent me dozen feet 0utalde the stall.
"He never forgot his failure 70 finieh
me, saa snon aS1sswaFd ne expressed
nls dislike In more vulgar IL less dam
Berous manner. As worked heard
him make a loud sucking no.se, but
suspected nothing. At last when he
nao MS meptn quite full OF saliva he
blow 1t toward me.
@This Is not only trick OF elephants.
but Of other animals as well, as have
learned to my sorrow. Camels have
the same habit, and while working
near camel one day / was treated to
shower Of finely chewed cud."
This sculptor and other artists agree
that the cat animals have a different
mode OF attack. There seems less of
spite aud more of real hate In their
method. scalptors usually place their
modelling Stands as close to the bars as
posslble. This same one was once
working close to a tigers cage, with
the beast inside lying very quiet, ap-
pasently asleep. Without even raising
hts eyebails the big cat struck be-
tween the bars With his heavy sosepavr.
nplinteEiug the stand and sendius fhe
clay In weds on tho floor. The artice,
warned BY sixth sense developad by
those who are Inucn about animaia.
had Jumped back 3ust in time to 90.
sape.-New York Herald.
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siTs FROM TIVE WRITER'S,

Tho simple uee does not need lentils
OF cellular clothing. Ie uasas those
Fares thlnga. gratitude and humility
O. - Chesterton. ,.=.,,+, !. =, .
Eho wore Gar coo much rcuse last
ntsht and not quite enough csoehes.
That 10 alwayH eign ee despair Ia a
woImnaz m 3 ~ ebastien MelmQth." =
Ksep your head On your ehoalders.
IT'S bound 20 Eese On como one eis9e
occasionally. still keep Il nasty On
your own> a rssan's Love.s By Cun.
stance Clyde. .&. # h = ;t;:i ~
R you eeal that you've really :xos 60
tell o secret go somewhere Nhare iee
dark aif you'n: DO alone. Then keen
ycur mouth shuss. The Middle Wall,'
By Edward a1arahall. H.. 3
Not that marriage 10 60 beautiful but
II 10 necessary girl should Hfa zHsIfa 1xaa77
out for herself. go that she can turn her
mind peacefully TO- other thlngs.--"A
Pagan's Lore" by Constance Clyde.
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II OF a bl G
w O I'M e n
kang Tung Pila, Chinese
.=:=.. Girl RaGogzleg.

Among the young women who begin
ehelr freshman year this autumn as
barnard college Coiumbia university,
New Yosiz city. is hfsas Kang Tung
Elh, Chinese girl oS eighteen. Her
fattier Kang Tu,r We:, alRc In this
country, an exile from h.s native land.
w.-.h pslco on his hesd. 10 the gallant
leader ef Young China, the reform
party Of tise Iron dowager empress
Hsalm. Ie was Hang Iu We. who
started the crusade against foot bind
Ing among Jainsss gigis. q crusade
which has done away: with the baS.
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Blue Ridge Railroad.
ESecuv5 Nov. -, aeoS,
- .,wHRrR0f1fyD

80 e = o
- ...:> y ,wESTBOUID. ..:E$:' ~ H..
No. IL tdaily)--isesve Bslson $50 D.
10; Anderson 4.16 p. NJ. Pendlcaon A.H
10 arrive Wslhaila SIS 3. ' In. 800 80 = :,
- No. 8 (dsily except aunhsy)-Tseavc
511ss1.Y1 .45 O. M, Anderson iI.W q. m,
Pendleton u.82 Q. M; Cherry ll,S9 q. n..
arrive at 9anaeA u.67 o. m: VIII: rs: Il ..;55,
,,SS Ns; m !saansasy anasyysn 0,'ly}1Iesv u ns5
dleton 1l.82 q. M; Cherry 1l.39 d. m.:
6eaeea l.05 p. M; arrive Walhalla IA,
NO; 2 (daily except ssndsyl-r,,e,s,vl,all ,l,ll
Anderson 0.80 q. M; Pendleton 10, ,69 a.
M; Cherry II. 90 q. ra.; Seneca los b. 10 &
Arrive WslhallR LAO p. m. z ~
i No. s S(dalIyJ-Ieava Bsiton 9.i5 u. Ia.:
naiso; M9. y q % Saasiy sxssps SUI, .g
.>>: 5. BAsBoURD. Ts.= n Il ;.5. : !.
Nc. a2 daily I.aave Wslaalla a,as =.
M; Seneca 6.k8. q. ma; Cherry OH o. ms,
Feudlet0n 9.26 O.. {n.; Anderson IO. 100 a.
M; arrive Bolton 10. .25 q. m. 2as3f. rs M
:. No. 1B daily; except Eunaav}-T.eaya
Seneca 200 p. m; Cherry 2laR IA; Pen.s
dlesoD 2S p. M; Anderson % 10 p. En.ss;
sis hg 8; saassiy as1iys Ssloa & 81 Andsse
S;& No tdnily lyl.-Iseave Ya,halla q. 10 p.
fa.; Senses 6.bt p. M; Cherry S,69 b. M;
Eendleton 6.1aS p. M; Anderson 7.S0 Tsi
m.s arrive Eelt1u 7.6a p. nd ;4s 4
=: no. "a daily except annasy} Lave
Anael'on m Sc e. d nj s;FiSs Rss.ssn ssss s
III 7 IS <. ,. a, ANDERs6N.. . snps s' .s:H s|s
-, -: t;1 ~ eFSsofsS N Sfx 4;
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I THAT Fatal. REsEaGBl CE.
rFealeasnes,t Of a Girl rvsE,e Gets she
assirss tyaFSs Glory. b $i2== /

RTsdleasnent os a Girl sVss,e Gets tIla
AEirss rsaFsH. STORY. B ..5g
There is just one thing that en-
barrasses me nightly, said the top
floor girl, "and that is Cor q man to
tel me that r look for ell the world
like his flrss wife It makea me feel
avfully silly. I Revar know what
to say There was q time when /
construed ell remarks Of thas ma
tnre 40 decided eompl plilaenta. Now
eday8 my opinion is wayaring, The
5irst ;tinio 8 man apeang tie III firss wife
dodge upon me ! tried 5to5 be proper
ly sYmpathetic, I thought The ecca-
zion required 1t, I put ON % long
face and spoke in allow and solemn
accents. Ss & n "a y.
4 am very sorry,, i eaid, TO re-
yiya painful ories.s M I. ! & i.,,. ~, !;
IS: S. e s.s man On, YOU
s,eeStEs' tssike il 30 sssasss, .se. .ssidd. 7
d:sslss. We parted by mutual con-
sent. She has besns siaasxiad Cd twice
since then. We meet every little
while at the theater and ef whist
par tea :s5s 3 SRI, 81. Y. Z: 4 s
That reply was o terrible disillu-
sionment, but I treasured it because
! Thought il would prove q guide for
future OCCASION. "a short time after
that another man told J: me that I
looked like his first wife, and I, re-
/ Enembeying my former experience.
foreasalled him By assuming q friy-
Olous manner. $. ,25 c I: :..;} & i5sN 1,; !.
S tsslts must have been a beauty
said i Rippantly 4 ,a !,
AZ Of $af bit of IT, 1he lii said. SsShe
Wasnf even good looking, but she
wac / .i:; The best Woman the Lord ever
pIf on cart Ell. ;:.,S. s.. I.:.4ss.
M .:,: esI g ;skhink aavez sfels quite q,
small llas 4 did then. / saw that levi.
ty was by no means a safe rule 20 10
by IN fhe snatter og2i first wives. The
NEXT time % 3oRioTn widoweR noted
my remarkable resemblance 20, his
departed spouse i struck q note ca
moderate gympat 3 Sg .5. f: . 50 i !
I. ts :ss.Fs Yon must 5znis8 her grsssly.a 7
;lITnsifsd. ;s & 81 I
e do I saia ho. & have nev-
yet found amy ybod that coald
! Esnale such apple pie as abe could, !,
and when is came 20. .,nlash led poses
Soea abe could beat The world. .r':.:E. &. s
sincg that 4 have yarsed my re-z
plies TO like remarks % suit thss hsst,i cir
4 y 1sEgaekancea and Tho temperament Or
the SnaIs but somehow they have
never been happy,. III That ID why III;
" wis Illa someboti would tell me he, tlssaf:
prescribed formula for such jocca-s
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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-11-15
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d.. Douglas KJerros the famous IN.
-morist and ~ aatif ifrssst % and H Henry Henry
'Eompten, the we'll known comedian.
figure in a I capita story told ! m |in
. memoir of & t6s latter celebrity.
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terms oS srisnd dahipl and one 4 morn 81
ing went tos svieW the p,iia atturessi lii q.
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!8neeTopm Insy IOLMd EneInseiV OBJ oI,-s
poaite s num-, t,ag of rary long look,
ang glaases. ausing before one off,
these ompt ton marked { tos ~ Jlef-
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ID adinira inlii,
works of axtt aty well, 1seast your
eyes on that work sof atnrei, Ipoint.
ing to- fhis own sfig gulrs ixseaeotad an the
glass: e ook g atE &, ttllere' d d; picture
for you
4, eaid II Jsrrold rggairding :sitE H
intent sr3 Fl daad tWanfas
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