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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
won a Name of Fame.

DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills, have been made
famous by their certain yet HARM
less and gentle action upon the
bowels and liver. They have no
equal for biliousness, constipation,
etc They do not weaken the stom-
aoh, grippe, or make you feel sick,
Once used always preferred. They
strengthen. Sold by all druggists
The Joseph B Williams passed
here last week with the largest tow
of coal that ever came down the
Ohio. The boat had % of the now
barges recently built which are ca.
pable of holding $4,000 bushels OF
GOAL each. The Williams had over
100000 bushels of coal in tow, Will
the American flag flying at the
head of the tow.
A new potato has been introdu.
ced in France from Urugay, which
will yield over 10000 pounds tc
the acre on good ground, and
thrive best in moist soil
In 1904 the rural free delivery
mail system of the United States
employed 20,761 persons in towns
and cities and "a. .566 ON rual routes
There are two Indian members
in the Maine LegisIature-repres
entatives of the Penobscot anc
Passamaquoddy tribes. They ar,
permitted no vote or voice in tn,
presentation or furtherance O
measures.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
Facing His Constituents.

Nov. my fellow citizens" said
Senator Snugly, Il want to tell
you how glad 1 am to be back
among you once more. (oheers }
1 am always happy to get away
from Washington and to return
to the plain, patient people 1 know
80 well. loud cheers and ap-
pIause J 1t does my heart good TO
look into your honest. open faces
and know that you will line up for
me with the old. unreasoning party
loyalty the next time it is neces-
sary for the railroad companies and
trusts by which 1 am employed to
let you go through the motions OF
returning me to my seat back there
as member of the most august
deliberative body on earth. (Wild
cheers and shonts of, whats the
matter with Snugley3" Hes all
right?) Gentlemen and friends
thank you for this touching exhi
bition of blind partnership and ]
trust that it may be my privilege
to serve you long and faithfully, el
served your fathers before you
They didn't think of themselves
either" prolonged cheers anc
music by the Shagtown Silver Cor
net Band - Chicago Record Her
aid.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Mrs. Chadwick, the Queen of
Finance, getr 10 years in the pen.
.tentiary. If she behaves herself
and don't bankrupt the folks in
the Pen she will get out in eight
years As the Dutchman said noe,
she has suffered with the pleasure,
and nov must suffer with the pain
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
A Trieds and True FRIEND.

One Minute Cough Cure con.
tains not an atom of any harmful
drug,and it has been curing coughs
colds. Group and whooping cough
80 long that it has proven itself u
be tried and true friend to many
who use it Sold by all druggista,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Thomas Edison says that per
sons who are electrocuted suffer q
moment of indescribable pain when
the current is turned on-like
thrustine 10000 red hot needle
points into the body.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
Found BUYER for Mutilated Coin

"Quee1 thing happened on cal
on the Quindaro boulevard line
last Sunday" said Charles Bowlet
in Kansas City. Ks. this morning
"Conduotor had silver dollar with
the name of Rawlings or Kawlins'
and some kind of motto stamped
on one side of it. Said he had
been trying to get rid of it for a
year, but couldn't That is bad
one,' 1 said. & stranger was sitting
next to me and [ passed the coin
to him. He looked startled as he
took it and examined it closely.
III give you a dollar for it, he said.
The conductor took him up quick" :"
"What was the story?'
"That is just what 1 was going
to tell. 1 asked the stranger, and
he said: Why. that is my cousin's
name on the dollar and the rsst of
it is our GLASS motto. 1 haven't
seen my cousin since We left col.
lege in the east seven years ago
Queer, wasn't itP'-Kansas City
Star.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Don't forget the annual Conven-
tion of the West Virginia Sunday
School Association to be held al
Wheeling April Is 20 For any
information apply to Rev. j Z
Bird. Secretary for Mason county
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
BALTIMORE s. OHIO Il. r.
toHIo RIVER DIVIsION.)
Tiae Table in enec, Nov. "a. la,,4.

tne Ehoie IN eucct nov. u. lsfi4.
Pullman Buffet Parlor Car now i'm ser
vice on trains ia and 7lB north, and trains
7OJ and 7I9 south.
NORTH BoUSD.
$50 a. M. New York Express.
Daily. For Parkersburg. wheeling,
ton Philadelphia, New York AMI
all points North ana East. Rnps
solid IN PittshurR. Pullman
Buffet Parlor Car.
2:i5 p. N Ohio Valley Pxpre6S,
Daily Ex. For ParheTsburg, Wheeling
sunday. Pittsburg. Bunalo, Baltimore
points Sorth and East. Run
solid to Pittsburg- Pullman
Buffet Parl0r Ca
$500 p. M. Aceomm modattion
Daily For ParkersburR. Sistersville
ersburg and intermediate points
Sunday only.
SOUTH bound
lO:l2 n. m. Accom- m Odntion.
Oily For Huntington, KenoVa, Gin.
einnati and iniermeOi- points.
s:45 p. m Ohio Valley Express.
Daily Ex. For Huntington, Kenoya, Iron.
sunday. ton, Portsmouth, Cincinnati and
all points South and West.
Pullman Buffet Parlor Ca
$500 p. m. Kenov6 Express.
Daily For Kenova and intermediass
points. Pullman Buffet Parlor car
W. G. JORDAN, Agent.
ID. Il. MART ~. NJ. y. T.. Baltimore, Md.
j. McC. MARTIS, TT A.. parkerHburg. " Va.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Insurance Agent-Come, Pat, let
me insure your life for one thous.
aud dollars.
Pat-Wait bit, thin. Oi think
OIll take out a hundred dollar
policy first. an if Oi die an get
thot wad then Oi'll take out big
ger wan.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

A young bachelor found out that
carving turkey is Just like court.
ing his gill IS = snre both
of them in his lap before he gets
through.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

The girl who endeavors to pay
back what she owes her mother
is the one who will be most
sought after by the people who
are worth while, and be apt to
make the most successful life
Success Magazine.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

On the hand of man who had
lost middle finger by accident,
Prof. Won Elfeisberg, of Vienne,
mas successfully grated one of the
mans toes, which he will shortly
be able to use as a finger.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Oh, tradesman, in thine hour of g
If on this paI er you should co
Tske our advise and now be wy
Go straight ahead and advert i i
You'll find the project of some u u;
Neglect can offer no exqqq
BE wise at once, prolong your d d
"A silent business man soon de k h.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
The Incompatible Value of Busi
ness Tact.

Any man who has to meet the
public and whose success de-
pends on the public's attitude
toward him needs to study h1m-
self constantly that he may be-
come tactful. How easy to say
the wrong word, to make an un-
fortunate impression, to canvass
prospect at an inappropriate
time, or not to realize when to
stop talking.
There are two eminent ex-
Iamples of what tact will do,
James G. Blaine was a most
adriot man. He was friend
maker, a moulder of men. A
wonderful memory for names
/ and faces aside him. He used to
know and call by name people
whom he had seen but once many
years before. That was one of
the secrets of the secrets of his
regat popularity. He approached
people right. So did Mr.. Nc
Kinley, who was remarkably
considerate of the opinions of
hthers. He was so tactful that
political enemies often were trans
formed by him into friends at a
sitting.
Qualities like these are neees
sary to the successful, grade
insurance solicitor. They should
be cultivated at every turn. You
are in "public life" and daily
have to meet people. 1t is alb
solutely necessary that you en-
ploy diplomacy as did these two
emiuent tacticians You know
how you warm up to the man
who treats you as you like to be
treated-in a business-like way
because he has properly sized
you up. You know how sus.
ceptibIe to such influences you
are. If he went at you properly
he could get your signature, OF
your dollar, as the saying goes
Turn it around; get yourself into
the same relative attitude to.
ward the other fellow, from
whom you want first an inter.
view, then an application
Twill enhance your success. II
other words, constantly study the
art of being tactful in order tina
you may excel in it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

A young lady recently wrote to
the beauty department of a monty
mazszine and wanted to know
"what is good for big feetP'' Pro.
mptly the reply appeared "bie
shoes"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

aIt's the little colds that grow
into big colds; the big colds that
end in consumption and death.
Watch the little colds. DIR. Woods
Norway Pine Syrup.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

skinner" Humphrey, of Bro
ken Timber, Mont. passed through
Chicsgo en- route home from the
inauguration. Mr.. Humphrey
talked of nothing but the inaugu
raj ball
I'VE gets into the ball" said
Humphrey, land the frat thing We
see was a stunning woman cavort-
ing across the floor with fellow in
a swell uniform. The girl looked
cold and lost. Long Thompson
turned his head away and blushed
He whispered to us: "FeIlers don't
look; give her chance to duck
So we all shuts our eyes. After q
time We openes them and there's a
hundred or more women skating
around dressed like the first-in
nothing but lariat and a saddle
blanket.
I'VE backed out, rejoicing that
we don't have to live where clothes
are SO scarce Otherwise we had a
bully time Teddy's all right
Don't lose sight of the fact that
those who do not work are fed,
clothed and housed by those who
do work; that they ride on fowery
beds of ease, upon the backs of
those who toll, and the worse than
useless breed is rapidly increasing
Stockton Advocate,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

A motor harvester in Southern
(, California is 60 feet long and 30
feet wide; eight men are required
to run it, and it sacks the grain
and loads the straw upon a car.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

An Irish mother Watching new
recruits go off to war rJ-"See my
Jimmy; he's the finest of the lot
of them, and do you notice every
man is out of step but him.,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Mount Vesuvius is again in erur-
ton, throwing out burning lava
and hot stones, and producing
earthquakes that are heard eighty
miles.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

The courts have decided thai
Buffalo Bill is not to have a di
vorce. What pityl He may dis
appoint the fond hopes of some
women who is waiting for Mrs
Cody's place.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Editor Whitman, of the Esstcn
Star Democrat, advises those who
contemplate suicide to first pay
their back subscription-but did
not ask for their address in case
they did not pony up"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Several new houses in the upper
part of New Y ork city have coll
apseed on account of frozen NOR
tar of which they were built last
winter
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Those wishing good pasturage
for their stock, will do we'll to read
a L. Sehon's ed in this weeks
issue.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

The people who try to tend Il
other peoples business alwsy 8
make botch of their own.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Some men are SO liberal hearted
they pray for the furnace to break
down, so it can't burn coal.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

A woman is always telling man
lot of dissgreeble things-for his
own good
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

a man isn't much interessed in
his work as long as he keeps inter.
ested in the hands of the clock.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

There is something unwonlanly
about the woman who will snub a
baby.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

You can never get it out of a
womsn's head that there isn't some-
body she ought to be jealous of.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Occasionally you see woman
in mourning who looks as if she
actually enjoyed it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
Domestic Tronhles.

Il is exceptional to find a family
where there are no domestic rup-
lures occasionally. but these can
be lessened by having DR.. King E
New Life Pills around. Much
trouble they save by their great
work in the stomach and live,
troubles. They not only relieve
you, but cure. 25c, at Hooff's drug
store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Lots of dogs lose the whole ba
con by letting go to get a bette
hold.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05
Five hearses, three in black and
two in white Good hacks, plenty
of horses. good men.

I have in stock a full line of Me.
talic Caskets and Zinc and Copper
lined. a full line of Metallic Grave
Vaults l make full line of Couch
Caskets in all styles My child
ren's Caskets are much finer than
any others and all new designs, and
cannot be bought outside.
WILL PAY
all ferriages. furnish horse feed.
give you your dinner and deliver
all goods free of charge. Drive
your teams over, I will pay your
fare by rail or street car, give you
better attention and save you
money.
Having doubled the Undertak-
ing in Mason county caused me to
buy property and build in Mason
City. an Undertaking room and
office, and fine stock of finished
woork for the Mason county trade
will be kept on hand. with fine
Hesrse, Undertakers Wagon, Hack
and -Four HorsestE You will find q
man to wait en- you and give
prompt attention to all customers
at Mason City end the surround.
ing country. At New Haven Mr..
VIM. Allen will attend to the trade.
L nave on hand 100000 Perfec-
ton 18in Washington Red Cedar
Shingles ct reduced price. 200,.
1000 No. 2 Washington Red Cedar
Is in. shingles at 50 so per thou
trnd. 100000 White Pine Is in
shingles at reduced price. 150,-
0G0 White Hemiock shingles l8in.
No. 1, at 81 90 per thousand IOO,-
600 Plastering Lsth at reduced
price.
Hardware, Paints. Sash and
Doors
IS. r. BIGGS,
PO1IEROY, OHIO.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

a man never amounts to much
until he quits doing things fol
spite.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Last week 3l,S63 immigrants
landed in in New York city.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Late hours may tell on a man
but his wife doesn't have to be
told.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

A few more weeks and the sum.
mer girl will break into the game
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Col John E. Day, Wheeling
newspaper man, has been made
oonsue to Windsor, Nova Scotia.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

That Chicago woman who says
she can feed man on nine oents a
day could get rich in West Vir
ginia.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

A lszy liver makes a lazy man
Burdook Blood Bitters is the natu-
raj. never failing remedy for lazy
liver.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

1 find nothing better for liver.
arrangement ana constipation than
Chamberlain s Stomach and Liver
Tablets Il. F. Andrews, DesI
Moines. Iowa. For Sale by Ct.
w M. Hooff
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

When a man ia engaged to girl
he is mad if he can't always be
alone with her; after they are mar
ried he is madder if he has to be.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Wasn't it sweet of your
husband to send you a kiss by
wire?
AdeIle-I haven't decid sd yet;
I'm suspicious that the telegraph
was woman.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

There is h r''ly any vice that
seems as extravagant as raising a
family.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-04-05

Pullman Buffet Parlor Car now I'm ser
vice on trains ia and zl6 north, and trains
7Og and 7l9 south.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-11-29

see sort Of u Thanksgivin' for the hens.
One day the last of November Helen
come billin' and cooin' around over her
dear Uncle Mort" l sized her up and
waited. | wondered whether il would
he mendin' the hen yard fence or dom
the fall house cleanin' or what not.
wasn't long findin' out. Wouldn't L be
dear and loreiy enough To allow Mr..
Billings to sleep in my house and take
his breakfasts with me: Then she
blushed. lie was man she just hap
peHod TO know. and he just ldppeHcd
To be passing through New Jersey a
few days before ThankSgivin'. and il
hQgpcncd thar il would be convenient
for her To entertain him. iHcIHdiH' his
dinners and lunches, if her dear Unele
Mort would do the rest
Well. as all the fools amt dead vet
her dear Uncle Mort let him come. He
proved a likely fellow. with Il heap of
common sense back OF the homelieSt
face l ever saw move on legs. That is.
he exhibited deal of sense until he had
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-11-29

been with that youngest hen farmer
awhile. Then he lost IL all. Got so he
couldn't tell whether his head set on
his shoulders or mine or whether his
feet was located under him or over
him. He left his shoes OH his pillow
and his white tie in the wash bowl
He dumped gravy in his coffee and
poured cream on his bread until / was
considerin' sendin' for a lunatic asy-
lum with the idea OF havin' ii patron
lied extensively around that hen farm,
when / woke up to the fact that he
hadn't lost all his head There was a
corner left. and IL was devoted to rails
in hens.
He was a farmers son, and all the
law he had put into his Uranium hadn't
Knocked out the previous knowledge
about hens. AS soon as I realized that
fact l tried TO organize him into a
Society For the Prevention OF Cruelty
10 Brown Leghorns. / sneaked him
out TO the girls hen lot and told him
what them Leghorns had to put up
with. i asked him II he ever see hens
before with such ioppin', discouraged
lookin' combs.
He looked at 'em thoughtfully and
chewed a straw. Then he allowed that
they did look bit under the weather.
What's the reason;" says he.
'RedsoH!' s1ys l gloomily such
word amt in use around these prem
ises. Them hens have put up with
enough lack of reason to kill 'em, You
ought 10 have been here last summer.
First hot day after they fell into this
rlts
around hangin' their bills open, but
they've never tried il since. The girls
thought they had the gaps and acted
accordingly. They caught them swell
term birds and poured so much kero-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-11-29

her. There was sHE kEPRoAChHA
a deal of talkin' done first and last but
I remember | didn't do much OF IL my
self. She would never. nercT. Ne Err mar
ry Mr.. Billings. He was too bossy. CIhat
was hensl He had too big an ldea on
himself. Hens again. she Wouiu
never, HereT live with a man VINO Old
not place q higher value on her brains.
again, hens) She was grateful she
had found him out in time. Ana then'
shades of EbeneZer, II she uldht ran
To and pitch into me! She reproached
me for havin' harbored MIN. She said
that if / had demonstrated with her
when she asked my advice about his
comm she would have been spared all
This Al that / mopped my face and
come homo The last thing / heard Just
outside my door was that she should
devote her life to bringin' up hens the
way they ought to go.
That was the first and last match
maxim, lob ! ever tackled voluntarily
Next mornin' | was back into the bust
ness Involuntary.
That man Billings come downstairs
70 breakfast deaf, dumb and blind. He
looked as IL he'd lost his last friend ex-
ccpt me. i had reason TO wish before
many hours that he'd lost me. After
breakfast he wTung my hand loose Mt
the wrist. picked up his grip and start
ed for the train I have two doors in
my sittin room close together. On..
leads into the hall and one don't. He
opened the one that don't and landed
Oh the stone floor OF my cellar.
II wasn't very thoughtful Of him TO
do II. seem there's only one of me
and more than enough OF him for two.
but l done my best with the frng-
ments I gathered 'em up and earted
EN- upstairs. The doctor end I ftta1
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-11-29

cuse for not dom such ''neighborly
kindnesses" as squeeZin' into two
foot space under the barn to kill a
woodchuck or climbin' on 10 the roof
durin' a thunder shower 10 fix the
llghtnin rod or buryin' a batch OF
Brown Leghorns.
/ didn't object TO this last job be-
cause ] knew the poor critters longed
to SO. They didn't have half a chance
10 live or lay. they got such a lot OF
scientific care. They want let alone one
minute In the twenty-four hours. and IL
there's a hen under the canopy that's
fond OF solitude and its own society
It's the Brown Leghorn. They'll take
Al twenty foot board fence backwards
any day at tho swish OF a skirt. and
skirts never stopped swishin' around
that benhouse. The poor things got
reduced TO pinfeathers and wIshbones.
They made a break for liberty when
ever they See a chance. and they see
good many chances last winter when
there was just enough crust on the
snow to hold them up-and let me
through at every jump. I chased 'em
until got thin as they was and as low
IN spirits.
got so'st I couldn't sleep nights
thlnkin' OF their sufferin'. and when
rnanksgivin' brought Billings clutched
at him as a drownin' man grabs
straw. He amt very strawIike In ap-
20 pounds, but IN him I thought
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-11-29

than I've east loose in years before.
You see, the Peters place lays
alongside OF mine-hOuscs not mOre'I
was rented 10 some Sirls-graduates of
an agricultural Iunatic asylum that
does business us the Ia Plume Agri-
cultural college. Them graduates had
made scientific study of hens and
laid out 10 show folks how a hen farm
ought TO be run.
They landed on the Peters premises
with 100 Brown LeGhorns. few tur-
keys and enough assurance 10 run Il
county campaign. They discovered me
the first day. and Il mighty fine discov-
cry TO en- I've proved TO be. They be-
gun calm me Uncle MORT as soon
us they sighted me and acted like Id
been born 1G0 years ago for the ex-
press purpose of wIitin' on them!
There's four of EN-, and each has
just as little sense us the others unless
it's Helen. She's the youngest, and
has either more or less. hain't decided
which yet She's little and thinks she's
cute. They always sent her over to
ask me 10 do any 81 them little acts
OF "neighborly kindness" that kept me
on the jump for year. Her plan OF
attack was 10 hook her hands over my
arm and shake her topknot over her
eyes and lisp in baby talk to her '-dedr
Uncle Mort until / felt so Ike an
idiot ! couldn't think OF a blamed ex-