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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-17
4 BRILLIANT
CHURCH WEDDING
st. Johns Episcopal Church, Will
1nington, Scene Of Cere-
l1lony.
MISS EMMA WEST THE BRIDE.
Welded to DR.. Thomas Mearcs
Green, Prominent Young
Physician.
(special to Tho rimes-Dispatch.)

Especial to Tho Times Dispat ch.)
WILMINGTON, N. c., Nov. 16.-For u
second time this week u brilliant church
wedding Iii which local society was great
ly interested trtlnspired in this city this
afternoon, when Miss Emma Perrin West,
daughter OF hirs. Henry Perrin West, and
DR.. Thomas MearesD Green q prominent
young physician OF Wilmington, were
married in st. James Episcopal Church,
the hour being 5:l5. The handsome edl-
five was beautifully decorated for the
occasion! Southern smllax and largo pot
plants being in abundance, while rare
cut flowers made pretty contrast at
POINTS of vantage. The happy and inr-
pressive ceremony was performed ny the
rector, Rev. r. w. Hogue.
The groom was attended by his bro
Their and best man, Mr. Chus. T. Green
and the bride by her cousin and maid OF
honor. Miss Hazel Love. The bridesmaids
were Misses Elliott and Eleanor Emerson,
Jeanne Peck, Jane Iredell Green, Amy
Harlow and Mime Johnson, the last men-
toned being from Brooklyn, N. Y. Tho
groomsmen were DR.. y. j. Wood and
Messrs. George p. James, Champ Med.
Davis James NJ. Black, Henry B. Pes
chau and Thomas D. Meares, Jr. Little
Miss Mary Love, daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. D. r. Love, and little Miss Cath
crime Elliott, daughter Of Assistant Post
master and Mrs. Warren &. Elliott, Jr.,
were the ribbon girls.
The bride entered the church with her
brother, Mr.. Harry West, who gave her
away according to the ritual Of the Epis-
copul Church. Both the professional and
recessional music was Of high and de-
lghtful nature.
The bride was attircd in a rich and
costly gown Of heavy white satin trim
med with duchess lace, and carried ( a
shower bouquet of Brides roses. Her at
pendants, save the maid Of honor, wore
lovely gowns Of white dotted net with
slippers and sashes to correspond, and
carried bouqcts Of yellow chrysanthe-
NUNS, the latter to carry out the idea
Of the wedding. which. SO far as the
color scheme went, was white and yell
low. The maid OF honor wore beauti-
full lace robe over opal SILK and her
The pretty little ribbon girls were hab-
tied in white. The gentlemen appeared
in the conventional black
After the wedding ceremony and after
the bride had time to don handsome
stailor-nrade travelling suit DR.. and Mrs.
Green left on a tour north, while early
this evening the bridal party was enter
tanned at reception at the West home.
on Chestnut Street. and is now being
given complimentary dance by the
L'Aroso German Club.
Yesterday afternoon the bridal party
was given an outing and luncheon ut
Wr:ghtsville Beach, and last night a re-
ception was given at the home OF Mr..
and Mrs. D. c. Love, on Grace Street.
Among those from away who attended
the wedding we're Mrs. Pugh and Mrs.
w. III. Harrison. Of New York City; Miss
Minnie johnson, Of Brooklyn. and Mrs.
o. T. Love, of Fayetteville, n. G.
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WEEDS GIRL With
WHOM He EL0PED
Robert G. Davidson, Former
Mayor Of Baltimore, Married
in New York.
WAS DIVORCED BY HIS WIFE.
Laura Noyes, Partner 81 His
Flight, Made His
Bride. Hi
(By Associated Press.)

II < g
BALTIMORE. MD, Nov. 1s.L-Ass q seau9
10 the divorce granted TO Mrs. Robert c.
Davidson against her husband formerly
mayor OF Baltimore and subsequently presi-
dent OF the Baltimore Trust and Guarantee
Company came the announcement last
night TINT the mayor had been married
In New York the day before yestsrdnyga to
Miss Laura b. Noyes Miss Noyes was the
trained nurse with whom Mr., Davidson
e!opnd about n year ago. to the sreat Hcan-
dal OF his church associates and SURPRISE
OF his business associates.
The announceme WIS made last night.
by Mr.. Charles z, Soyes, The brother OF tho
bride. who stated that no, with another
brother and sister. was present when the
knot waa tied at the Baptist church on
Moore Immediately after tho ceremony,
Mr.. Soyes said, tho groom and bride left
for a bridal tour. and upon their return
Will live at 05 Seventy -sccond street, New
York Mr.. Davidson has transferred all
his business interests to New York.
ago. granted divorce to tho former Mrs
Davidson and $4,000 alimony Mr. David
son was represented by counsel. but made
no defence.
NEW. YORK, Nov. 1e--Robert c. David
son, former mayor OF Baltimore married
day. Since residing here Davidson and Miss
Noyes have been reguln attendants OF the
riverside Baptist church. Last sunday two
days after the divorce had been granted,
they asked Rev. DR.. a. Lincoln Moore to
marry them. and tho ceremony was per-
Laura G. Noyts, mother and Charles Moves,
brother Of the bride, were the Witnesses,
Two sisters and another &Sbrother OF Miss
fNoyes were also present.
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SHIFT.
II Your Food Falls to Sustain You.
Chance.


One sort OF diet may make u person dos
spondent, depressed and blue, and =
change to the kind Of food the body dos
mands will change the whole thing,
A young woman from Phil, says:
For several years kept In q runs
down. mlser;a BILE sort OF condition, was de-
pressed and apprehensve OF trouble.
lost flesh In Il distressing <ly and seemed
In u perpetual sort Of dreamy nightmare,
No one serious disease showed, hut the
'all-oyer' sickness was enough,
Finally, between the doctor and Father,
was put on Grape Nuts and cream. as It
WAS decided I must have Dorlahiugt food
that tho body could make use OF,
THE wonderful change tina. came over
me wns not. like Johans gourd, the
growth ofa single night. and vet 1t came
with q rapldity that astonished me, NUS
Ing the FIRST week grained sew VA
pounds IN weight. my spirits imprcvtN.
and tho world began to look brighter and
moro worth while. And this has con,
tlnlled steadily. till now, after tho use o.
Grape-Nuts for only q few weeks, J am
perfectly well. feel splendidly. take
lively Interest in everything, and am
changed person in every way" Name
given by Postum Coz Battle Creek, Mlotl
There's reason
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PATRIOTICss SOCIETIES
Monument at Arlington.

is A Joint committee composed OF mem.
5bers from every Confederate organiza-
ton In the District Of Columbia are for.
mulating plans for the erection OF a
monument to the Confederate dead in
Arlington Cemetery. sculptor has Of
fered to design the monument without
charge, and the additional cost Of cree
ton will be between fifteen and twenty
Thousand dollars.
D. A. r.
n Tho Betty Washington Lewis Chaptcr
Daughters Of the American Revolution
held its meeting Tuesday afternoon In
the home of Mrs. William II. Richards,
In Fredericksburg.
The following officers were elected for
the ensuing year: Mrs. John IT. Cool
rick, regent; Mrs. VIM. II. Richards,
5dce-regent; Miss Sallie N Gravatt. re-
cordIng secretary: Mrs. M. s. Chancel-
alor, registrar; Mrs. IF. NJ Eckenrode
treasurer: Mrs. J. p. Gray historian.
3tary.
The ladies determined to mark the
home Of John Paul Jones with small
tablet containing an appropriate In
scription, and committee was appoints
ed for that purpose. One new member
was admitted to the chapter.
Dolly Madison Chapter.
The Washington Post OF yesterday has
4 the following:
The annual business meeting of the
Dolly Madison Chapter, y. A. r., was
held in the home OF the regent, Mrs
Job Barnard. No 1906 Rhode leland ave-
nue.. MRS Barnard was reelected re-
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il4I -TT- ---IieHTy IIIHTUU.
welded YESTERDAY
5Coebill-Toler.

NOS i OlCl
The wedding OF Miss Mary Elizabeth
Toler, daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. John F.
Toler, to Mr.. David Owen Cogbill, son
Of the late William Cogbill. of Richmond,
vas celebrated at $3.50 o'clock Thursday.
evening in tho Church Of the Covenant, by
the Rev. DR.. Calvin Stewart.
Il Miss Linda NJ. Toler, the cousin of
tho bride, was maid Of honor, and Mr..
Edward Cogbill, of Clifton Forge Va
brother of the groom. was best man.
The ushers were Mr.. Hugh Hoddon. Mr.
Frank Toler Mr.. Thomas G. Walker
MIR. Wexford H. Kelley.
y The flower girls were Anne Drever and
Myrtle Bradshaw cousin and niece Of
the contracting parties.
Il The bride was handsomely gowned in
1 a blue broadcloth tailored costume and
carried white chrysanthemums. The
maid Of honor wore u pretty frocl Of
yellow null over silk and had a sheaf
OF yellow chrysanthemums. The flower
girls had on dainty white, with yellow
ribbons and sashes. &
@s The bride and groom left after their
wedding for Southern tour to Jackson
willie. Tampa, St. Augustine and St.
b Petersburg. Florida. They will reside
eat No. III South Cherry Street, Rich
mond, after December first.
Y Dung Winingder.
I Miss Viola Rosellc winingder daughter
4 of Mr.. and Mrs. j. EWiningdcr, of Cottage
Place, Norfolk, was married "Wednesday
i at the home of her parents, to Mr.. Mel
win I. Young.
Decorations were in 5chrysanthemums,
palms and ferns and the young couple
stood before an improvised altar, which
was wreathed III smilax. Miss Lucas, OF
( Port Norfolk, played the wedding march
and the Rev. Mr.. Carey performed the
ceremony. Misses Madeline Savage and
Cecilia Shafer We're flower girls. Miss
II Hortense Hodges carried the ring and
Il NIcssrs. Frank Grant and William Reeder
Il were ushers. The bride wore q hand
some tailor-made suit of brown broad
cloth. with hat and gloves to match.
mfr. and Mrs. Young left for New York
,6nnd on their return will live at No. 1s9S
County street Norfolk.
Updike Gaunt.
n Miss Beulah Gaunt, daughter Of Mi.
William M. Gaunt. OF Oak Park"
Clarke county. was married "Wednesday
8lo Mr.. Erving Updike, of Falls Church,
Va. The Rev. Mr. Ingle, assisted by tho
n Rev. Mr.. Stricken, Hftciated. Misc
u Mamie Humstan was maid of honor. and
Mr.. Ashby Sprint, of Winchester. was
3 best man. The bride and groom left for
u q northern tour, and will make their
4 home at Falls Church. Va.
s PATRIOTIC&SOClETIES
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SOCIAL AND
PERSONAL.

The Lilv Confidante.

The Lily Confidante.
There's a maiden. and her name IS
Hist, was that a rose-ieat Ieii
Sra. the rose is listening Lily,
And the rose may tel.
lily -browed, and lily-hearted,
she is very dear to me;
5rovely2 Yes, II being lovely
4 ls-resembling thee.
Laughing girl and thoughtful woman
n 81 am puzzled how to WOO
sball i praise or piquc her, Lily?
Tell me what to do.
$..siily lover, IL thy Lily
like her sister lilies be,
n thou must WOO. If thou wonldst wear her.
VI With a simple plea
6's.as thou talkest at the fireside,
With the little children by
AS thou prayest in the darkness,
S When thy God is nigh
5,,yvtth a. speech as chaste and gentle,
5S And such meanings as become
Ear of child, or ear of angel.
y Sneak, or thou be dumb.
woo her thus, and she shall give thee
I'd or her heart the sinless whole;
alltthe girl within her bosom
y And her wolnan's SOUL
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-17
RULERS OF THE WORLD.
Meat Eating Nations Are the Leaders In
Every Branch of Human Achievements.

Every Branch OF Human Achievements.
The ruling nations OF the world are
meat eaters and history records that they
always have been,
yegetarans and food cranks may ex-
plain this In any way they choose. but
the facts remain that tho Americans
English, French Russians and Germans
are meat.eutlng nations ana they are
greSslve.
The principal food Of tho heroic Boer
soldier known as Biltong, Is a sort of
netiT In highly sfeof asa
form.
The weak races Of people are the rice
eating Chinese Hindoos. and siamese, re-
Progressive, superstltlous and inferior
phylcally and mentally to tho meat-eatlng
nations who dominate them.
cate that human beings should subsIst
upon q variety OF food, meat fruit and
grains, ana i is unhygene to conane
ones diet TO any one OF those classes to
the exclusion OF another.
Meat is the most concentrated and most
easily dlgested OF FOODS, but our manner
OF living Is often SO unnatural that the
digestive organs refuse to properly digest
meat, eggs and, similar nutritious and
wholesome food, but 1t Is not because suon
food i n put the }r rsa reason
ar weakness, some necessary digestive ole
ment; hence arising, indigestion and later
on. CHROME dyspepsia
Nervous people should eat plenty OF
meat conytli0aconts should mako meat
tho principal food, lar yG w V 1st; people
ofics men should eat. not 50 much meet.
perfect digestion one or Two OF Stuarts
dyspepsia Tablets should DO taken afor
tones, dlasta.se and fruit acids. lacking
in every case OF stomach trouble,
Nervous dyspepsia, cntarrll of stomach,
gastritLs, sour stomach. gas and ucldty
ire only different names for indigestion,
the use Ct s'n H.15n Dyspepsia w l'ablels
feet digestion, tho stomach has q chance
10 rest and recover It's natural tone and
vlgor.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets Is the real
household medcine It Is us safe and
riensant for the stoniachacho OF tho baby
L ii is for the imperfect digestion OF Its
Grand sire.
They are not cathart!o. hut dlges-
tive. and no pill habit can ever follow
their usei tie only habit LIS stnnrt's Tablets
consequently good health,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-17
COLD WEATHER.
Mr. Billiards. Visit Here Follow
ed Quikly By Snow.

IT Is considered something Of q contnci-
dence that just preceding the snow storm here
on Tuesday morning a Mr.. blizzard ct I'hlla-
delphia. registered at the Richmond Hotel. In
deed, tho night clerk who was on duty when
the man with cold name Registered declares
that he expected II sudden fallSof the tsnpera-
the pen with which he had written his name It
commenced showing In great shape.
To make tho story complete, It may be stated
that the snow continued TO fall MS lons as
Mr.. Blizzard remained In tho city. and when
he left 1t sopped. He was only hero for lew
hours hetNHoen trains. a.-....
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ALLIANCE TO MEET HERE.
Prominent Speakers On the Pro-
grann1e of Convention.

+. L
The REV, 4. p. Simpson, president Of
will hold a convention at tho Third Chris
tian Church, corner Twenty-s!xth and
Marshall Streets, commencing Sunday,
November goth, and continuing every day
to Friday night, December LIST,
Among the speakers may be named
DR.. Simpson, DR.. r, w, Troy Rev. a. J.
Ramsey, Rev. A. u. Funk, OF the Nynck-
on Hudson Missionary Training Institute;
Rev. Philip Hlinkey, of China. and Others
Of the Alliance. and q number Of local
ministers will also take part, including
the pastor Of the church,'ReY.P. A. Cave.
1t Is expected that MlBH Margaret
Mauro, Of Washington D, c., the sweet
gospel singer, Will be present and sing
some of her charming solos. An excel-
lent chorus choir Will sing ut the night
services.
The Christian and tho Missionary Al
lance IL not stranger to ltlchmohd au-
dlences. having held several previous con,
Broad Street NJ I3 Churches md at tho
big tent. corner Twentieth and Grace
Streets. ut the last meeting uf which
there We're several hundred people OUTSIDE
the tent, there henG M room inside for
them.
The Alliance is epWaEed In worK-
Wide evangclzaLon. having from three
to FIVE hundred missionarieg In foreign
fields. supported entirely by voluntary
contributions.
There Will be three meetings daily. from
10 to IL A. Ma to 4.30 and 1870 to I. NJ;
The church Is one block. from itroaa
Street, and can be reached by BROAD
Street and Clay Street car lines.
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Fined for Assault.

Charged with assaulting William Cos
by, r. z. Purdic, was fined SEQ by
Justice OF the Peace FILLER in Hcnrlco
county yesterday afternoon.
Donald Massle and r. w. Condor, two
white men, We're arrested In the after
noon by Constable Angle on the charge
of trespnssng upon the property Of the
Chcsanenke and Ohio Railroad
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-17

gent, and Mrs. McNalob was reelected
treasurer. The other elections were:
Miss eliza G. Tulloch, recording secre-
tnrv. Mrs. Moncurc Burke, corresponding
secreta II Mrs. g. IL Martin: register;
Miss Tartom, historian: The board OF
NO., Nv, ,,,eers elected were: Mrs. Graves,
Mrs Mrs Burnett, Mrs, Stafford Mrs. pitnes'
Mrs, Merit, Mrs. Nesbit MIS-. Ionse'
aud Miss Hooper. ~
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Honor Mr.. Wood.

The board of the Home for Incrrables
held a called meeting yesterday morning
for tho purpose of drawing UP suitable
resolutions in memory Of Mr.. 7. W. Wood,
Hill and who had been such n sincere
and devoted friend Of the institution.
These resolutions have not yet been draft
ed, hut will be published In few days
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-17
Officers Examined Here,

Mr.. John ", carter, Jr,, son Of Alder-
man Garter, Of DanYllle, nus been elect
I'd second lieutenant Of the Dany!lloi
Light infantry FL
olection OF lieutenant r. b. Davis to
the positon OF captain, Vice Captain
Musselman, who resigned, The two new
officers hayo ninety days in which 70
prepare for the examination to be held.
In Richmond,
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Fulton Hill Residence Burned,

I A two-story frame building on Fulton
It'll, owned by Mrs. Freeman and oc-
cupied Jointly by her and her son -r-law
Mr.. James I4pford, was burned yester-
day morning about II o'clock.
The house. WAS Insured for $1,000. The
da mage will amount to M,5O0.
Y Incendiayism is suspected. Twice be-
fore tile house has been discovered to
he on fire, and only last week the stable
ia the rear was burned.
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Mr.. Green the Man.

The Monroe Ward delegation In the Common
Council has centered upon Mr.. I. f. Green
OF tho real estate firm OF Green and Redd. a1
tho successor to Mr. James =. Cannon In that
body Mr.. Cannon has announced that he Will
retro at tho next meeting of tho Council. as
he purposes removing from Monroe Ward
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Prominent Lawyers

Among tho prominent attorneys who nre here
attending the sessions OF tho State supreme
Court are Hon. J. Tinsey Coleman and judge
John u. Horsley. OF 14ynchburg
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Democratic Leaders.

Among tho prominent Democratic leaders
in the city vest ertlay We're Captain W. " Deg.
OF Norfolk. and former Judge Timothy Rlves,
Of Prince George.
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Entertainments
Announcement Luncheon.

Mr. 7, y. Wiley, OF Clifton Forge, va,
ave i luncheon Thursday IN honor or
niiss FLORENCE Duval Mullnn, to announce
u,ss Mullan's engagement to mr.. phillp
s.ddon Boxley, Of Clifton Forge.
The color scheme in the dining room
wns mink, and dainty souvenirs were
given each guest. Those present were
Mrs. Wiley, Miss Mullnn' MISS Flofa
stanley, Miss Edith Montgomery, MISS
Lizzie Adams, Miss 5f'aihie ea a,,' Mis ME,
louise Adams, Miss Mary Cheatwood,
Mis- Sallie Adams, Miss Alice Lee, Miss
Mary Adams, Miss Anna snead, Miss
Sue Scott, Miss Virginia Hurt and Miss
Ruth Lavinder
Fox Hunt.
The keswIck Hunt Club gave most
exriitng fox hunt on Tuesday morning,
when. after brisk run of some hours,
they ran large gray fox to earth
Mr. H. II. Magruder was hrst III AZ
the death, and presented the brush TO
Miss Carry Randolph, being first lady.
Those riding We're Mrs. Jullan Morris,
Mr.. George Macon, Mr.. Hamilton, Mrs.
Allen Potts, Nlessrs. Upper Morris and
Bernard S. Horne, Miss Carry Randolph,
Mr.. penn Morris, DR., Thurman. Messrs.
Rob Jackson, Jack Stewart, Lenwood
M,,hancs Mr.. Robbins, Mr., i. M. RAN
dolph and Mr., Richards. Or. and Mrs.
Leonard, Lady Lees and many others
were at the meet in traps
In Honor of Mrs. Warwick.
Mrs. Peter Chevallle WARWICK Rr.,
gave q reception Wednesday afternoon
between the hours OF ana Z ut her home,
Mo- 80 Redgate Avenue, Ghent in honor
OF Mrs. Peter Chevallje Warwick and
Miss Caroline Warwick of Richmond.
The decorations were in green and
white the color scheme being carried
out in chrgsanthcmums and green ana
white candles. Mrs, Warwick WAS as
sisted in receiving by Mrs, Peter Cheyal-
lie Warwick and Miss Caroline WAR;
wick, Of Richmond Mrs. William Friend
Gregory, In tho dining room, presided
over the punch. Chocolate and ten were
poured by Mrs, William A, Whaley and
Mrs. George s, Briggs, Those serving
the guests wero AIRS, William il. Nen-
| able, Mrs u. r. Lamb. Mss Fritz Louis
sandoz. Miss Eleanor Conrad, OF Win-
! chester; Miss Mary yermi!l,on. Misses
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Mrs. Edmund Waddlll was at home; ms
formally Thursday afternoon at o'clock,
In honor OF Mrs.. Pritchett, the wife Of
Judge Pritchett; Of Ashevillc, N. G. The
reception was one Of the prettiest affairs
of he week a8s 55s t5s65 saff tjE
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Cards are out for the marriage Of
Miss Louise Barlow Pannill, daughter
OF Mrs Virginia Knox Pannill, of Nor
folk, to Mr. James Haynes Johnson, the
wedding to take place wednesday after
noon, November 10Th. at o'clock, ir
st. Lukes church Norfolk.
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The DEADLY TarantuIa.

The poison of the Mygale species OF
tarantula is of fearful nature-more
dreaded than that Of a rattlesnake-
and unless only slightly scratched ana
heroic measures used the result Is Ia
tai. Many deaths are on record caus-
ed by these spiders. The most pro-
longed suffering was . at of San
Diego woman. A tarantula sunk Its
fangs in her hand during the night
The flesh was cut away with a razor
and medical assistance summoned at
once. Her life was prolonged for a
time as we'll as her sufferings. For
three months she fingered under the
effects, her hands constantly creeping
and crawling along the bedding In nor
ribIe limitations Of the motions OF the
tarantula
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Hard Hearted Ainsworth.

When General Ainsworth, chler Oh
the record and enslon office at WASH
ington. ordered that all his clerks must
remain at their desks until 4 O'CLOCK
there was much rebellion, and the III
iured feelings of the women CLERKS
found vent in a protest to the general
The spokeswoman who went to him
nointed out that If all the clerks went
ont together the women would be JOS
tied in the corridors by the men VINO
were hurrying to get away She sus.
eested that it would be a gracetul act
on his part to restore to the women
clerks the old privilege of going nome
half an hour before the closing time.
MADAM, 1 had not considered IT, saiu
Ainsvorth. "but what you say Is very
true. I suggest, however, that you anu
tba other ieA'~- who do not want 10 DC
iostled remain in your offices until one
minute past 4. l will guarantee INA
at that hour you will not be jostieo II
the corridors by anything more tangioi'
than ghosts"
Peninsula enterprise. [volume] (Accomac, Va.) 1881-1965, 1905-03-11

The bishop of LANDAU Is fond OF
the concoctlon Of conundrums, win
which. when a country parson in Penn
brokeshire, he loved to bewilder the
grave historian Thirlwall. The story
goes that not long ago Bishop Lewis
concluded a clerical meeting by asking
his flock, "If 1t takes your bishop q
week to eat ham, how long would IL
take him to eat a hammer" and made
a diplomatic departure to catch MS
train. When the company had given
I'D the problem they wired to Llandaf
for the solution and received the mad
dening reply, 81 don't know; I've ney-
or trled."-London Globe.