The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-22
N7ith. the Long Boo.


Ia -.Hy. walks. II mos"
progress the Panama canal is rapid that several
I'll of fatter transcontnenta railway magnates have
contracted apoplexy from uncontrolled laughter
-Four years ago. when appendicitis coming in
had pain the left side When told the doctor about
bit his mouth watered as he looked at u.s. -
correspondent wishes know what '3evening dress
u.s. Evening that combination of dry goods starch
and leather that supposed by the to turn
peewee into a gentleman.
j.. P. Morgan asks contemptuously 'What is monopo
istq' monopoist rich boy who knows what the other
rich going to do in Wall street The merely business
man bets that he knows, and is sometimes wrong
The files Of old Ohio paper prove that Whteaw Reid
used to be Jacob W Reid before he got Newyorkitis
Julian Hawthorne who doubtless arises at am. and
and smokes than good for him. has been telling
the patrons Of New York paper at much per column,
how take of themselves An indignant reader who
dskes much free and easy advice has written to the
Epubisher thus:
Julian Hawthorne, having written for your
admirable paper probably the most amazing health
printed is in duty bound say whether ~
he be physician who takes his own medicine
p he, from to night, drink water-nevor
less than pint at draugbt' Does he walk at
Of six miles hour9 Does he frequently
from one to ten milesf Does he battle and
change all his clothing several times days These
be the which he sets for your readers with
out regard to their age, condition or SEX many
of them follow his advice, some who are not very
. young, not very strong will be likely in
consequence to suffer and die: Mr. Hawthorne
is the most utterly extreme drink and exercise
faddist have known of He is dangerous s
Respectfully yours. #~.E5
When you read somebody's tthealth rules it is pretty
safe forget them and do you please Health rules
ehange their styles about frequently milners do
Walter Damrosh recently essayed give series Of roof
garden in New York CITY, He employed soloists
several recently arrived French artists This
to the pauper tooers of Europe too fragrant Tor
the Musicians Protective association to overlook and they
evied fine Of $1,000 against Mr. Damrosch penalty
for his We may expect the Mothers union to refuse
eight hours after May and to leave the
baby for when the clock strikes and the whistles
blow. - a.. = zlxrz.s= .y~,ss. -;
The Washington Star story yet regarding the
difficulty of those talking has in stopping when
he gets going It during the presidents western
trip The executive scheduled to stop five minutes at
western town. The railroad authorities had been told that
the stop must be extended five minutes under any
circumstances ahead when that time The
program mayor Of the jump aboard and
briefly present the president the hrong Of people who
would congregate the Of the presidents special
The president would then make talk Of three four
It all went off according to program the first part
The climbed aboard and got the president to the back
platform .-.-.
My fellow citizens, neighbors and friends, began the
mayor 'this is proud day for We have here the
president Of the United State who loved by
woman child in the land shall not tell you much
about him. tho you know him Further you do not want
to hear anyway You want to hear him, and shall in
"a minute give way to illustrious guest .~
But the mayor forgot about the time and still spout
ing away when the signal given and the train started off,
1.-The train hands and the secret service men lifted him
hastily from the car and the train pulled around the
the people it could the excited popuace gather
ling around their mayor Whether they merely roasted him
or strong citizen appointed to pass him the
uick official kick is not KNOWN tho the president expressed
some interest in his fate
This recalls the story of the takatve who said
ito be dying He feby the wish that the neighbors
Knight be called to catch his last words They
fully and the takave mans last words extended
two hours and still flowing when the neighbors and
Friends retired to their boudoirs for the night.
541@s-s "A. J. R.