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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
NEWS NOTES.

Thousands Of people saw an airship sail
over New York city Sunday and the in
terest in the operation of the craft was
so great that street traffic was almost
entirely suspended for the time The
operator was A. Roy Knabenshue Of
Toledo, Ohio, who had previously made
successful ascents in other cities OF this
country. He started from a vacant lot
at 62d street and Central Park rose
straight into the air a quarter Of a mile,
directed his ship under perfect control
two miles and then returned and descend
ed close to the starting point.
Adolpho Guillaume Bougureau, so, the
noted French painter, died Sunday at hts
birthplace, La Rochelle. He was married
at the age Of 50 to Miss Elizabeth Gard
ner Of Exeter, NJ H., who was 46, after
an engagement of 20 years. His mother
opposed his marriage to an American and
because the French law forbids children's
marriages without the consent Of parents
he waited until his mother died al The age
OF 81 before the ceremony was performed.
Borgureau painted many notable pictures,
and his wife, who was his pupil previous
to their engagement, nearly equalled him
In skill az an artist
Miss Catherine Morgan of New York
CITY, employed as public stenographer
by William G. Young, was shot and ia.
Saturday, in the parlor of the Hotel Inn
perial at New York. Jealousy of her
husbands employe is supposed to have
been the cause of Mrs. Youngs act She
had separated from her husband some
time before. She entered the hotel, Sat
urday, in a calm state, drawing the re-
volver suddenly when behind Mrs. Young.
Mrs. Morgan Is said to have been a native
of Bennington, who led a picturesque
career in Springfield, Mass, before she
went to New York
Webb Jay, the chauffeur who has won
many events this season in a White
steam automobile, was probably fatally
injured in a ten mile contest at the
Kenilworth Park track in Buffalo, N. Y,
Friday. While blinded by the dust from
the machines Of the contestants in front
OF him he ran through a fence and down
an embankment. The machine turned
over in n pond and he would have been
drowned but for the assistance OF two
spectators. In addition to a broken arm
he had nine ribs broken and his lungs
punctured. Only a week before Earl
Kiser, another noted racer, had one leg
torn of in an accident at the track in
Cleveland, Ohio
Hon. David wark, the Oldest legislator
in the world, died Sunday at his home in
Fredericton. n. B., at the age OF 101
years and six months He was born in
Ireland and came to New Brunswick at
the age Of 81. He entered the New Bruns-
wick legislature from Kent county in
1912, served eight years In that body, and
was then appointed TO the legislative
council, where he sat for 16 years. In
1867, the year Of the confederation of the
Canadian provinces, Mr.. Wark was ap-
pointed a member OF the senate at Otta-
wa, life office. He was an ardent free
trader, and in politics q Liberal. AS the
father Of intercolonial preferential trade
in Canada, before confederation, the aged
senator won considerable fame. At one
time he was receiver general in the New
Brunswick government
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
ATHENS.

Mrs. Clara Oaks is entertaining visitors.
DR.. Sargent OF Seneca, N Y, was a
guest recently at ]. o. Kingsleys
70. H. Carter Of wahpeton, S. d.. visit
ed at ]. NJ. Powers's the last of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Jenna of Fitchbure
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. ]. Rand and Mrs.
Helen Adams OF Windham spent Sunday
at p. r. Clark's.
Lueius and Bert Cakes and Guy and
Merrill Powers went on the excursion to
Block Island recently.
Mrs j. H. Henry and three children of
North Walpole and Miss Janette Nichols
are at c. w. Willis's
James Parkhurst and daughter spent a
Few days last week with Mr.. Parkhurst's
sisters, Mrs. James Brown. jr., and Mrs.
H. ]. Hastings. .
Rev. w. D. Spencer and family re-.
turned Saturday to their home in Mar
chester, N. H. Miss Ida Ball accompan MED
them for visit.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
MASSACHUSETTS NOTES.

Capt Edison NJ. Roche, 81, for S5 years
a druggist In South Deerfeld, died sud-
denly Tuesday from heart disease. He
was at one time at the head Of Company
II OF the Second Massachusetts regiment
He was postmaster at South Deerfeld
from 1898 to 1897.
Miss Louisa NJ. Childs, 6s. committed
suicide Friday at her home In Orange
while her two nieces, with whom she lived,
were attending the reunion in New Salem.
The body was found in the farm suspended,
by a silk handkerchief fastened to a
hook in the barn. Miss Clark came to
Orange a few years ago from New
Salem, wher she was a factor in the viii
lage life for years.
The complete census figures for Frank
lin county show a total population of
4S,S5S, gain in 10 years of 1918 or this
gain large proportion comes from the
larger towns. OF the IA towns in the
county which 10 years ago had less than
1000 population, nine show a loss in the
figures now published. The hill towns
are the principal losers, while the valley
towns have generally gained.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
WESTMINSTER WEST.

F. S. Harlow of Maiden, Mass, Joined
his family here Saturday.
Mrs. C. H. Stevens Of st. Johnsbury is
visiting at A. p. Ranney's.
Charles Fisher Of South Newfane is at
his brothers, Rev. E. C. Fishers.
Everett Goodhue OF Brattleboro has
been spending few days in town.
Mrs. Frank Darling and son of Spring.
field, Mass, are at II. p. Dinsmore's.
Miss Roma Carpenter of Bridgewater.
this state, Is guest at Harlan Goodhue's,
Mrs. Taylor and daughter of Somer-
vile, Mass, are visiting at B. A. Walkers.
Mrs. Myron Edison of Bellows Falls
was at her fathers, ]. L. Ormsby's, over
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. H. Montgomery of
New York were in town last week to call
upon old friends.
The ladies' aid society held successful
sale, followed by refreshments of ice
cream and cake, in the town hall Tues
day evening.
Mrs Henry Durham returned Wednes-
day to her home in cambridge, N. Y. Her.
brother, Clifford, accompanied her. and
expects to enter the high school there.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
. Evening".

The suns long hour of passion has ta'en
flight,
The wind is sleeping. and the drowsy
flowers
Droop softly. All the little petulant
showers
That fret the earth with bitter-sweet de-
light,
Have fed before the Nights approaching
train
In swiftly vanished bubbles OF bright rain
A blur OF green and gray the meadow lies,
And the dim patch OF woodland where
is heard
The tender calls OF remonstrant bird
AS II she cried to the far Mysteries
To keep her brooding nest. where young
lings lay.
Serene and safe until the coming day.
Another wistful sound IS in the air
Here, where the brook has dallied all
day long.
Now in the vesper changes of its song
1t has embodied, too, a patient prayer,
And its mute rocks are affairs whence to
raise
The old rich choral of its evening praise
Mayhap on yonder distant evening star
Is heard the hymning OF the humble
stream:
hS DiAu appearing IN ueT
dream
Is carried by the friendly ether far
From realm to realm, TO join the mighty
cry
OF all created things to God on high.
How quiet is the air! What spirit hath
Hidden within the shadows, that my
feet
Pause in half fright at what l next may
meet
Around the turning OF the misty PATH
Some genie OF the evening on his round,
Treading before me guiltless Of a sound?
Or some sad wanderer seeking here sur
cease
From life's vexation, lifting up his
heart
Until OF Evening he becomes a part,
Lost in its primal wonder and its peace.
All, may he feel Gods hand upon his
brow
Blessing and cheering him-as do now.
-tLouise Morgan in The Outlook.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
Sauce for Goose and Camden

Mr.. Shonts, chairman OF the Isthmian
Canal Commission, was praising a foreign
system OF acquisitions.
THE advantage of this system" he
said, smiling, rs that 1t works both ways.
1t Is like the marriage OF the spendthrift
poet.
The poet made a good deal OF money,
but, being extravagant, he was always in
debt. One August at the seashore he
wooed, won and welded a young woman
OF great wealth. Thereafter times were
better with him.
AT breakfast during his honeymoon the
BRIDE said to the poet, tenderly:
Does the fact that I have money.
dearest, make any difference to YOU?
To be sure it does, my love, the
poet answered.
ed. ~
What difference?' she asked.
Why said he, 1t is such comfort to
know that II / should die you'd be pro-
vided for
" And If should dep said the bride.
Then I'd be provided for
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25

Representative Littlefeld of Maine,
VINO has gone abroad to study the can
teen system Of foreign armies, is quoted
as saying: Il am not satisfied that the
CRITICISMS OF the anti-canteen law are
well founded. 1t has not been in opera
tion long enough for anyone to form an
intelligent opinion of its value. II mas
met objection from a large number OF
people whose views are entitled to re-
speetful consideration, and l am ready
10 profit by the experience Of the Euro
pean armies. Objections to it, however,
IN my opinion, are premature, because
all the provisions of the law have not
yet been put into operation-such as me
construction OF post exchanges, Win
gymnasiums. reading rooms and games
where harmless drinks may be hau,
When these shall have been provided
and proved failure, criticism and COM
plant may be fairly heard"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
The Kingdom Of the Meek.

Kings choose their soldiers from the
strong and sound
And hurl them forth to battle at COM
mand.
Across the centuries, Ger sea and land.
age after age, the shouts OF war resound;
Aet' at the end, the whole wide world
around.
Each empty empire, once so proudly
planned,
Melts through Times fingers like the
dropping sand.
But once a King-despised, forsaken,
crowned
Only with thorns-chose in the face Of
loss
Earth's poor, her weak, her outcast,
gave them love,
And sent them forth to conquer in his
name
4ne world that crucified him, and pro-
claim
His empire. Lo! pride's vanished thrones
above,
Behold the enduring banner OF the Cross!
Priscilla Leonard in The outlook.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
LenathenIna human LIE.

1t Is established beyond doubt that dur
Ing the last half Of the nineteenth century
there was an important lengthening OF
provement in living and the advance
ment in medicine. It was during that
time that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
its wonderful curative properties soon be-
came the recognized leader among RENEE
dies to cure poor appetite, sour stomach,
constipation, biliousness, kidney his or
malaria, fever and ague. Doctors and
druggists everywhere recommend II in
bottle ana test it for yourself. Women
who are run down and In need OF a tonic
and regulator win also find the Bitters
invaluable. Be sure to get the genuine.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
WINpHAM.

Mrs. F. II. Harris is spending several
days in Hadley. Mass
Mrs. w. d. Harris is visiting in Deer
field. Mass. a few days.
+. II. Harris and family, who have
spent the summer here, returned to Ches-
ter this week.
Glebe Mountain Grange held a picnic at
w. G. Adams's Tuesday. A very en-
joyable time is reported.
MIR. and Mrs. ]. NJ. Laws and Miss
Helen Moore Laws OF Milford, N. H., are
visiting at II. NJ. Abbott's.
Mrs. II. S. Prentiss and two grandsons,
Donald and Kenneth Butler, and Mrs. NJ
b. Vaughan are spending several days at
Mortified. Mass.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
cAMBRIDGEPoRT.

Mrs. Moore recently visited her sister.
Mrs Shipman.
Miss Harris returned last week to
Chesterfield with her brother.
DR.. Joseph Taylor of Manchester, N.
H., was with his brother, Charles Taylor,
Saturday.
Mrs. Mabel Coolidge Of Gassetts and
her three children are at Mrs. Jennie
Fairbrother's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur w. Dimond OF
Worcester, Mass, spent Tuesday with
Mr.. Dimond's sisters.
$. p. Gushing and son, Raymond, F. A.
Smith, Albert Derry, Hollis Wyman and
John Wyman went Tuesday on the ex-
cursion to Lake Bomoseen.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
SOUTH MINpHAM.

Mrs. E. L. Burbee and son. Harold, are
in Brattleboro.
Rev. Mr.. Smith OF westford, Mass,
preached last Sunday.
School will begin next week with Miss
Cooke OF Wallingford teacher.
a few from this place attended the
Grange picnic at w. G. Adamss Tues
day.
Miss Mildred Miller, who visited recent
ly at l.. +. TENSIONS left Wednesday for
Worcester, en- route for Cleveland, Ohio,
her future home.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
NEW HAMPsHIRE NOTES.

Harry B. Hurd, 80, treasurer of the saw
ings bank of Walpole, N. H., was found
dead Wednesday in a room at the Ches-
hire House in Keene. 1t is believed that
he had been dead since Monday evening,
when he went to Keene on business. An
investigation to determine the cause of
death will be made. He leaves a wife and
two children.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25

8. p. Ferguson, representing the Blue
Hills observatory at Milton, Mass, has
established a self-registering meteorologi
cal apparatus at the Summit house, Mount
Washington, in connection with observa
tions which he will make in the White
mountains. Mr.. Ferguson win use kites
on Twin mountain at an elevation cores
ponding to the extreme elevation of MI
Washington, and readings at the two ele-
vations will be compared for statistical
purposes.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
For Over siutu Y.ar.

Mrs: Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
asea e .Sr oyer 90 years BY millions Of mothers
success. 1t soothes the child, softehs The
gums, allsys al pain, cures wind collie and is
"a, .he pcs. remedy 1917 diarrhoea II will relieve
druggists In every part Of the world. TweS.
H,hve cents a bottle Be sure and ash o.
Mrst Winsl9W's Soothing Syrup" and take
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25

If there ever was a specific for any one a.
complaint, then Carter's Little Liver rms an
a specific for sick headache, and every woman
should know this. They are not only pos,
tive cure, but sure preventive il taken T i,sr
the approach is felt. Carriers Little LnSd
in this way remove the cause Of disease WIN WIN
out hrst making you sick by a weakeh5ih i,
purge. II you try them you will not DC US
appointed.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25

Dyspepsia ~ it's worst forms will WELD
aided by Carriers Little Liver pills me-,
not only relieve present distress INF
strengthen the stomach and digestive
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
GREATEST TRIP EVER ARRANGED.

Denver, Colorado, and Return Only sse.75
from all Stations In Vermont, Account
National Eneampment, G. A. r.
Special train of frst-class coaches,
Pullman Standard and Tourist Sleepers
will leave White River Junction, Sat
urday, September 2, running solid to
Denver. For further particulars write
]. e. BENTLEY,
Genl Passenger Agent,
Central Vermont Ry.,
st. Adams, VT.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25

1t is understood that Linevitch says
that he thinks that it is doubtful II he
can hold the line to Vladivostock. II is
also understood that Oyama thinks the
same.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25

A snake is said TO be inoculated with
its own venom, so the story about a
wounded snake killing itself seems to be
largely fiction
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-08-25
To Cure a Cold in One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets An
Z. w. Groves signature Is on each box. E9e'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30
Birthday Party.

On the occasion OF her ninth birth
day the little friends OF Miss Geral-
dine Coleman surprised her Saturday
afternoon at 3 o'clock with lunch
con. A number of her friends gather
ed AZ her home and a delightful time
was had by the young folks. Misses
Ray Campbell ana Jean Blake receit.
ed the guests. The luncheon was q
dainty affair and was enjoyed by the
following; Misses Florence Furman,
Ray Campbell, Clare Herbert. Selea-
ia Fielder, Mary Boone. Margue-
rete mny, Mae Roberts, lean ana
Ruth Blake. Helen Walcott. and Hat
tie Belle Sammonn, Messrs. HoXio, An
derson. Henry Boone and Hsnry Mar.
shal Furman
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30

In New York on one occasion re-
porter made several vain attempts 10
see j. Plerpont Morgan, both at his Of
tice and his residence Finally his op.
pOrtunity came He was interviewing
another inancier aud incidentally came
into possession OF the latter'S card He
kept It; then. going to Morgan's resi-
dence, he sent In his own card In com
pany with that OF the financier. The
rusc was successful, and he was shown
into MOrgan's presence. When the re-.
porter had stated his reason for the
call the financier said: DO You know,
young man. that at least ten reporters
have tried TO see me today with ref
erence TO this question: | have de
clined to see any of them" The re
porter smiled and replied. Yes. sir. |
know that. FOR was the whole ten 90
He got his Interview
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30
= p.strIcted Essay.

The puzzle department ~ London
Truth called for competition In a.
counts OF a round of golf containing
no letter "a O. u" Here is good
specimen from the many replies re-
criyed
II know nothing Of golf Some peO-
pie do. or pretend TO. However | visit
the links, Tor Ike TO look on. Slow
work, yet good FOR the liver. They hit
some kind OF sphere into holes on tn"
green. then seek FOR H. Some iind il in
them. some do not Men who win grin
Men who lose bless everybody. ,OttD
vOce. being too polite to do 50 before
people. Women who lose despise the
she winners Their verdict is i'll
dressed objects 'Wizeyed things no
chicken Men do differently for when
finished they drink together in good
fellowship. then mizzl, 10 dine. moi
rrDine"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30

10 the deata Of Herbert L hiroy
Ardmore lDses one ~ it, most valued
young citizens His I.sblSe energy,
noble traiia Of chararte-. his SOBER
business ability and deyotion to hts
friends and family Ton him the high
est esteem among all those who kDey
him. His unfortunate death forced
his mother to give up her last child
and her tears are mingled ptth the
sincere sorrow Of the friends o. the
deceased. Mrs. Kirby, lats wife og ,he
deceased. has cultivated qLse-r1ulness
10 degree that led her to hope tor
the better Uhen she receives ths me-
sage concerning his injuries az Chick
asha But the worst came. Mrs. kirby
Is bowed withg almost oper-pcFertrg
grief She is fortunate in that sne
possesses both friends, ami RELATIVES
who are sharing. as best they can. her
grief in the most discunsoiate hour OF
ner life. The remains OF Herbert KIT
by rested last night beneath a heap OF
flowers in Rose Hill cemstery but h,s
memory is indelibly stamped upon the
hearts OF his once loved ours and shall
live as long a. they
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30
Redeem rssr Past FatIarr.

rOu may ssy that you hsv. failed toD
often. that there Il no use in tryloz.
that 4 i Impossible for you % sue
ce~d and that you have fallen too Of.
ten even 10 attempt 70 get sn your feet
again. Nonsense, There IS 10 fsilur.
fOr . man whose spirit - uncDnluerAi
So matter how late the hour or hoS
many and repeated bis failures sue
cess j. still possible The evolution
of S'-rOoge the missr in the closing
yesr> of his Iir- from bard. narrow.
heartie-ss money grubber. whose soul
wss Imprisoned In his shining heap
OF boarded gold to generous genial
lover of bis kind, Is no mere myth
% Dickens brain. Time aud again. IN
the history of our daily lives. chron-
lcied In our newspapers. recorded in
Biographies o. exhibited before our
eyes. We see men and women redeem
ing past failures, rising mp out OF the
stupor Of encouragement and boldly
turning face forward once more ..
3. Msrden in Success
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30
His Mother a Corpse.

On the wrecked passenger yeste'
day were the remains Of Mrs Arm
strong Of HennepeH. which were be
ing taken 10 Tyler Texas. tor burial
a son Of Mrs. Armstrong was on the
train. When the wreck took place
the son gave completely away, fearinr
that the remains Of his mother had
bdu crushed protherwlse nsirred.
He told his story to passengers on tha
train who made a hasty investigation
Everything in the baggage car look
ed like a wreck. Strange to say there
was not even scratch on the box
which contained the corpse The re
mains Were brought here and latci
sent TO tyler
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30

Tls ----- once s1~ y Indian II
-l-t.-.-s.a very peculiar nan
E.- - -H- a.J.t t-r feet
'-- -a irl rh1 r8s -s-f.1. O. I.
ne .. BE s.-- t1l.r-1-.- taxing ain
N--.-.-r la novel tl- weapon 4
'-r e. tas s1as- r1lI u1-s
a-l.Hi s.i 80 Exactly .r ne u.-h d.
.- -H .lHr lys tta -l.rs was dpne
'.- i.I.a- moved about the snake l1 .
..-.=. arI ll- Sspa.- moved 80 Z -
al 7--a p.,ot. always keeping -
haai HlI lsly .n line Eith the su1.
ll- i-i..- Thea --a-l 20 taud5ge hfs
.--- and -lDJt the snake Il fha mouth
The Erta- band8 ,.i r1- Indian.
~g-,. and. holding Tie qua ~ h.s s.ds
81 arms I.nzth. the latter pulled the
trigger. snl -hs ball entered the snake.
mouth and passed the whole ls1gtA o.
g.. body.
How ID you tsk- sinr" VS. ,h-
query
The snake ~ tss. aim w., tire
reply.
We have talked vita an oId hunter
on this proposition. and he claims that
. rattissnsk@ viii always range direct
y in line With gun or stick pointed
H.-EKcbange
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30
Reduction in Acreage.

Many farmers who were in The city
this morning with cotton announced
their intention to reduce their acreage
fully twenty per cent next year. They
will plant more diversified crop. TO
an Ardmorcite reporter they said that
they were greatly dissatisfied with
prevailing prices, and they seemed to
think that the market would not ad-
vance. or rather attain a price that
would pay them to further hold the
product 1t was also thought that the
most feasible plan for better prices
was to reduce the acreage generally
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30
Mr.. Kirby Buried.

All that was mortal Of the remain
on II. T. Kirby were laid u rest In
Rose Hill cemetery yesterday aite'
noon. The funeral took place from the
residence of r.. w. Randol. impress
sivo services were held at the First
Presbyterian church, conducted nv
Eevs. Goddard and Weith. . large
ecu. curse of sorroTing friends at
tended the sad rights and the cortegc
vas long one TNc floral offerings
as tribute to the deceased We're in
dttc beautiful. II was la'd % resi-
with Masonic hon pNf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30

In her book ON the poet Whittier,
Mrs Clafin relates the following anec-
dote: An old Quaker friend visited Mr..
Whittier. He was a bachelor, aud when
the hour for retiring came he was
shown TO his room. Soon after he was
In an excited tone: Il think thee hast
made mistake, Friend Whittier. |
md female garments IN my room" At
which Friend Whittier replied "Thee'd
better go to bed The female garments
won't hurt thee"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30

A domestic wife is merely woman
When we marry FOR love we don't mar
ry woman. We marry an angel, q
celestial, ethereal being with wings
and halo. As you value your happi.
ness never remove the wings and halo
-Arthur Law
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-01-30

Little Johnny That young man who
comes to see you must be pretty poor
company. He hasn't any sense OF hu
NOR Sister Why do you think so?
Little Johnny told him all about the
funny way you rush about aud bang
the doors when you get In a temper
and he didn't laugh a bit Smiths
Weekly