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The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24
NORTHWEST NEWS.

Two counterfeiters OF $40 and 500
gold pieces were arrested at Minadoka,
Ida, March Is. They we're caught in
the act.
AS the result of an argument over the
Foster murder trial at Baker City, Ore,
two cousins named MackinsOn got into
fight on March Is at Pine, Ore, in
which Charles was fatally stabbed.
Henry Arao, the Japanese murderer
of Chinese Sam Chow, was sentenced to
be hung at Walla Walla, June 3.
A monster steam plowing outfit is
blowing summer fallOw lands near this
city. The outfit belongs to George
Perringer and is operated by David
NebergalI. 1t is blowing on the reser.
walton east OF Pendleton, Ore, an
average OF 70 acres a day. The engine,
which draws five three bottom gangs
requires 1000 pounds of coal and five
tanks of water day.
County Fruit Inspector Beck on
March 16 condemned 10000 fruit trees
shipped from Jackson county
(Missouri) nursery to farmers OF this
place. The trees are infected with
wooley aphis and were ordered burned
| The nursery was notified. The trees
| we're sent out of Missouri with clean
bill of inspection. The condemnation
will disappoint large number of farm
ers who intended to plant land to fruit
| this spring.
A company was formed at Walls
| Walla styled the Inland Empire Trac-
ton company, which has as its object
the building of an electric line from that
city to Wallula to connect with lower
| river steamers,
Thomas McCarty, an inmate of th'
Steilacoom asylum hung himself at tha
institution March Is. McCarty accomp
| lished the deed with the aid Of rop
made from mis- blanket.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24
MEAD ARRIVES TODAY
Will Arrive on Afternoon Train
From Walla WalIa
Governor and Party Visit CoIfax on
Their Tour---PubIic Recep.
tion at Court House

Governor Albert E. Mead will arrive
IN Colfax on the afternoon train TODAY
from Walla Walla. While in Pullman
last Monday, where he went, with other
citizens, to welcome the governor on
this, bis first official visit to the county.
Mayor Davenport extended Governor
Mead the freedom of the city on the
occasion OF his visit here, and also ex
tended an invitation TO the governor
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24
A Safe Cough Medicine for Children

In buying cough medicine for child
ren never be afraid to buy Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. There is no danger
from it and relief is always sure to fol-
low. 1t is especially valuable for colds,
Group and whooping cough. For sale
by The Elk drug store.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

King, the optician from Spokane, will
be at Dir. Benson's office in the future
the first Sunday in each month.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

For sale-A 7-room house, with brick
cellar and foundation; good water. Also
three good building lots 50x100 feet.
For particulars inquire of Jacob Urech.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

If you wish to take lessons on the
piano. inquire OF Miss Edith Newlin,
Perkins avenue, Colfax, phone red 61e
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

Hair dress ing, massage, manicuring,
specialist in scalp diseases. Treatment
25c and up. Mrs. j. G. Woolman, Phone
Black 43, P. o. Box 544, Colfax, Washo
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

IT. neys in many ways to patronlze
tho Colfax nursery, in preference to tree
agents from away off. Twenty-Five
Years record as proof. Geo. Ruedy,
phone red 421.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

B. P. Rocks eggs for Matching, $1.00
and $1.50 per setting OF 10. Mrs. V.
Fl. Rounds, Colfax, Wash.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24
For Sale Cheap.

Sixty five tons OF hay, three new gang
plows: must be sold at once.
JOHN DINGLE. ColfaX.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

Hello Centrall Give me black 132, the
Colfax Heating and Plumbing 20. They
are reliable and do their work quickly
and neatly; prices reasonable and work
Guaranteed. All calls attended to at
once, day or night the same.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24
Ankeny Feeds Senatorial Epicures

A dish for epicuree, namely Puget
sound salmon, was the treat which was
offered the United States senate by Son-
ator Ankeny March Is. 1t is not known
if Senator Ankeny announced from the
floor that fish dinner was awaiting the
senators in the senate restaurant. AT
any rate the solons took a recess
promptly at 1890, and at the end of an
hour the walters were moved to remark
that they had never seen the senators
eat 80 much before in their lives.
Senator Ankeny also sent 25 pound
specimen to President Roosevelt.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24

II taken this month, keeps you well all
summer. 1t makes the little ones eat,
sleep and grow. A spring tonic for the
whole family. HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tian Tea. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. For
sale nv the Elk Drug Store.
The Colfax gazette. [volume] (Colfax, Wash.) 1893-1932, 1905-03-24
ALL OUR UMBRELLAS AND PARAsOLs

All our umbrellas and parasols in black and
coors are for summer are in.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
: WOODBRIDGE TO STAY.
Will Not Object 50 Certain Of
His Neighbors Ernigrating. \,

Editor ofgThe Tincs-Dispatch:$t 53s
81 slr,-1n your report Of the Woodbridge
fForbes case IN Farmville, YOU state Sthat
both Forbes and w ooldridgc will leave
8the state, as then, presence is not dc:
sired. I'm NJ
q Permit me to say that 50 far as 5 am
concerned this statement Is without. !;
foundation. My5apresence may be- undee-
sirable to- certain parties in the neigh
borhood eas theirs Is undesirable to me,
but l. have no. idea Of leaying for that
reason. If they care to leave, It Will
certanly.,ba very agreeable 70 me, for
them, to do SO. 3 Ne rs s1sssi t-y ~.
i; had discussed, with some friends the
Eadyisability; ;ofs selling my property 5sif ]
could getta satisfactory price for 1t, rs
desired, lt to- straig hten UP the financial
embarrassment, ], am temporarily placed
in on. ACCOUNT Of the trial; but did not
get such III, offer for my property as
L was willing to consider and for that
reason abandoned the idea Of selling.
Yours very respectfully,
T.. G. WOODBRIDGE.
Wort vn Anril n 1905. 45# 6j55
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
GREAT ..REGRE At
The INSCRIPTION { n
Old Soldiers H4a .s critieisc
the Bad .Iastee e q fills tl'e
Claims.
a SMALL q. CROWD ;IF'y " GOING '|''
Railroad Cancels Special Train
Because Old Soldiers
Will Not Go.
SMALL CROWD Q, I ) GOING I II G.
Especial to The rlmes-Dispatch.)

Especial 10 Inc y lH1cs- 1ispt.tSit'.'i1 I'D *
GREENSBORO. n. G., April s.- 4 M me
on tho subject of battlcfields, the one !; q I
4 ppomattox has been the cause Of 1nucn
4 discussion here recently. Whatever may
e%the feeling in other sections OF North
Carolina. there is unquestlonablS one OF
vcrv great regret III all this sectlo TIA
the proposed inscrlptio on the ia blct &at
"a nnomattox was even decided, VI pom Or
insisted upon aftcrli became evident that i''
II was offensive to Virginia, as vel ls as
A 10 the majority Of North caroliln'ailnlys ms.
There have been a great many people OF OF
$proinlnence 10 the city this week 4 from 70
all parts OF the State IN ,attcndanceH on
tho Federal. court. at the railroad ana
various educational and otherameetlnss,
and sentiment has been quietly tested.
II rho regret mt the inscription has peen
almost universal. and harsh criticism OF
tho bad taste Of II has been heard from
gold soldiers middlcaged and young men
here from nearly every portion Of " Ie
state. Out OF forty men tquestioned ~
the holly OF the BenboW Hotel. Ned-
(. nesday night, all Of whom We're ylsl Tors,
only seven approved, while twenty op-
posed and thirteen were con tcnted W.tr
expressing regret. ~ s.-3 !
Is There will be: no crowd going from mere,
and 1T is said only one old sol dler WI ! 20
Ii from Winston. he being II member OF the
committee which selected the Inscription
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09

The Southern Railway had arranged
to run NJ special train and 30 a dverttsed !,
i;ut being informed that the old veterans
did not intend to GO. but to stay at home
ike General Cox ans >Ha jori Dixon. Major
Wood and Colonel hlorenead. lit has ca n :;
scelled the special train. and VIII ii give
reduced rates on the reg ular train. when VII
will hold MI passengers. very sig-
n!fcant.reply to ali enquiry on the subject
was made by General e e Y. q z, oke, yo q
4 Raleigh He said he was not a t a ppo-
.Ir,attox and knew nothing of the details
% It he capitulation personally blu llat
HE thought therG were enough bones sof
brave North Carolina soldiers nioulderlng
lin Virginia soil for Yirginians to- grant
the privilege OF writing anything North
Carolina a desired. "a l8 "a g5t s3BB It'll
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
~. !. A. !, ainndnv. whot, a verdict wlll,

Chatham Monday, when verdict '., VIII y
be rendered. !, 4.
Mrs, Bowe WAS daughter OF q Ferry.
Carter. of Iittsyivanln county. very
good looking lady with black hair darR
eyes and well formed features, she sWaa
about thirtyfivc years old ana was naa.r
,;eayto Thomas &. 13owe, of this countys
about twelve years ngo, who died sudden.
.iy o. hcmcrrha SO on the cath ofFlas s't.
April. .. ~.
After the inquest 1t developed that Mrs.
Bowo while visiting her nciEhpor, MIS-.
Bailey, Friday afternoon, SAID that she
was tired OF living a,d would dic py
her own hands. Her little son alteri sI e
covering. stated that tile medicine given
him ty his mother, did not taste n light,
and he spit out The most OF it.. while his
little sister swallowed the whole dose '
M also said his mother did not take OF
tic same medicine Administered them. I
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
CITIZENS ATTACK
E-:CRACKERsj
tsnecial q rhe Times Dispatch.)

special to The Times Dispat ch.) #
& CHARLOTTE, N. c.. April S.-A tcle-
phone message from Nvadcsboro, Arson
county. tonight states that two men.
presumably professional safe era !, ckers.
were shot down by 4 posse 4 Of citizens :
near thai town late this afternoon. =
telephone message to the Nvadcsboro
authorities this morning advised t me
pres ence of three suspicious men golnE
in that direction and a posse OF citi-
zcns met the trio in the woods. Both
sides opened Sire aboutsth same, time,
the shots OF tho strangers going wild.
ono robbcr escaped. but two were, shot e,
down and one will die. Neither VIII talk az :
orsgive names Nitroglycerine. tools and
dark tlantcrns were found. on the two
wounded men. eSt,js 81 ,s ~ ~ ~ e.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
Politics in Wythe.

Especial to Tho Times d spatch.)
"a VYTHEVILLIc. VA. April 4s.--.Judgl1E
from present Indications Senator Mar
tin. Congressman Swanson and Mr.. ELY
son WIN carry Wythe#in the primary for
the positions to which they aspire, ana 70
fJudre Williams, for Attorneys eneral.
hui, this by no means assures eithel%or
ANYTHING like a unanimous vote, as all
Of the aspirants have friends in the tho.
county. a 81. \, !.
The senatorial convention. which meets
in PULASKI next week, will put the politl-
cal ball In motion. and from that TINE
on lively campaign may be cxpect .'
s.. IS, SImmerman is the only name mus
far mentioned for the Senate, and eal'-
tain. ~. b. q owe and William, Terry for
tho <liouso. Some IL Captain HoWas
friends / say that he will not allow MS
name to DO used, but It is not known
tina I they speak With aut lorIty. 81
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
LIBERAL TO SCHOOLS.
Lynchburg Appropriates Ten
Thousand to Woman's College.

Especial to The Time spatch X
3LYNcHBURG. A.. Aprils s,--,rhe sco ON:
mon Council has appropria ted the sum
Of. $1,000 to the authorities OF the Ran II
idelph- Macon Womans College. OF this
city, 10 be used in the proposed enlarge Mar
mentor that institution. Thcfnpproprla
I; ton is made with the understanding that
ts1as3to be given by the city Tor every Y. y
secured by the college. up to S4o, 0oo. ss The
GIFT of tie citysEmeans@ thatHthe college
liz TO be enlarged for theascssion o. 1sOo-
1906, so that AT can accommodate at
least 425 young ladies. I'D ss5 II 4S
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
WEST POINT, VA.
tsnecla, 10 THE Timcs.Dispatch.)

- -.
WEST POINT, VA, April 5tI.--Afrs. Ada
,Snopn returned from Newport News last
week, called there by the illness OF :
cousin, .-lo aftcrward dieo.
The survey OF the Ricfmond ana Shesa,
pcakc Railway crosses the Nlnttiponl
River ut Burlington, about four miles from
Aylctt passing near Indian NECK, III rs rs
seX county.
Mrs. THOMAS p. Baker, who has been
sncndng tho winter anu most OF inc
snrinr here with her mother, Mrs. NJ. q.
Shark, will leave for her home, III AIDE
marie, to-day.
RAY THOMAS p. Baker Will meet licr
in Richmond. (.
Miss Minnie Roberts, who has been IN
baltimore iii u hospital since last sloe-
cembcr, returned TO her home III West
Point this week, very much Improved.
Mr.. Hockadny. Of Richmonu' !ihther !, -, :,
Mrs, II. Henry Edwards, visited his
daughter this week.
Mrs. Robert s. Dew, Port Norfolk,
who vas called here by tho illness and
death Of her sister, Miss Pattic Henley,
extended her visit with her mother LOT
:, week or two, has returned to her home.
Mr., NJ. a. Gheuthnm, Of Chesterfield
visited his family ut Mr.. j. IL GaryIs5
this week.
Mr.. Il. Gordon Walker, Of Richmond ID
and Miss Matte Tiller, Of Eniporia, WHO
were married recently IN Washlns 'f'' a.
Ter an extended bridal tour North, have
lust arrived at home Of his parents, -Mr.
and Mrs. w. II. Walker, in sWalkcrton.3
After April 10th they will DO at home
10 their fricuds in Emporla.
Mrs. lloldridEc Chidister, OF Ronney,s
Nv. is on q visit to lcr2 brother, MIR.
W. II. Walker,
Mrs. Lucy ID. Stacy and daughter,
Louise, arc OH a visit to relatives IN
iNvalkcrton. 81 4.
AZ tho invitation Of Jerusalem and
Hebron Churches (I<inE William county,
cduca tional rallies will be held at lie-
5bron3 on May 18th, and Jerusalem May
!oOtll. Tho object of these meetings Is
the Improvement of rural schools Sew.
eral oil the, most prominent educators of
Virginia will address the people. ENcry-
body Is invited to attend. All who can
conveniently do so are requested to CON
tribute TO the free dinner on the ground.
and a feast or reason and flow of
sou" arc expected.
Confederate veterans and alineal dc
sccndants OF Confederate soldiers and
sailors, who desire to have crosses Of.
honor can get them by applying to Mrs.
r. j. Palmer, president West Point
Chapter U. d. c., within next three
weeks.
The Oivct Baptist Church, In King
and Queen county among other resolil-
lions passed on the occasion of the death
or Rev. Join w. Ryland, their pastor for
nearly thirty years, resolved II o'fOhscrvc
! the 18th day of sScptcmlera1 800, asia me-
mortal day to!celebrnte tbe:thlrtieth ami
versary or his pastoratc, and on that day,
lin additiongto appropriate sservic to UNI
veil Il portrait; to his. memory and place
the same in the rpulpits by, the. side Of
that OF the saInted Thomas 3. i Evans. bis
only predecessor in the ,church's splstorate
of4sxty-thrce years. extending from 1876
to 1905. Z. 80. 4, ..,sy. . e s2..tNl;s5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
FASHION HINTS J !.
ladies Shirt Waist.
win Plastron Front, Perfor ated

No, 12s-Shirt waists that open over
real or simulated vests in ono stylpq
4 or another are tho favorites THIS sea n 4
@irhe smart linen ssalst here pictured
is distinctly different from any YET
shown. 1t Is built lponSn fitted lining
which las the darts eatllerbone ana
which is perforated for the CLIENT
settle pattern. "a ,s3i Nc
For the waists that are to- he wash
5cd,Sthe lining may DO omitted AssNel'Sj
good effect ssobtainfd bSItwn bnck-
ward turning tllcks at tho back W lllrl
nra so plated as to uppoa Y ~ c0llI
ltini,a ton Of the edges sof the front
opening, = rs.
The vest in the illustration vas
made Of white linen md attract ,ve
design embroidered upon II, ~ inc Ne
I sleeves through which the flowing
ends Of the cravat were thleaded were
8buttonholed around II prGferred The
vest may be made entirely plain, T
may be also continued to the meek
as shown in the smaller lew,
81 rho opening WAS mt the side or ina
vest. A centre closing may be "
ranged II preferred. Tile now style
bishop sleeyes Is gathered in, quite
fin at tho top and finished narrow
scuff at tho wrist. A shape belt COM
nlctes tho waist, The pattern 81 % is
lust measure, and requires 81 a-4 yard
lining for the 3G-inch slHe, /,
&
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
Death Of Mrs. FloraslRobins.

Especial to The Tirnes-DispatchO
. GLOUCESTER G. H. April SS--Mrs.
Flora Robins, the wife Of Mr.. w. A..
Robins, and daughter of the late r..
THOMAS IIarwood,sof Arxlllc, died Thurs
day, and the funeral took place at
Abingdon Churcl, to-day at II O'clock,
The Row. w b. Lee and S. r. Tyler ofl-
Scatng.
She leaves besides her husband two
daughters, Mrs. Manic Hope and Lucy
Robins and one son. William.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-04-09
Tour OF North Carolina,
lBg A.ssoeIated lPrn,,s.ys..D.

ATLAN'TA,53Ap April S,--PresIdent Harvey
Jordan. OF the Southern Cotton Asso-
citation. viii mako n tour Of the state
of Morrill, CAROLINA next week, ascolls
panied by Hon. Ellison d. Smith,
South Garollnn, Mr.. Jordan Will mako
addresses In Interest Of the assoetat,o on
nj tho following places on the following
dates; 1, " I. .
,esharo,te. April III; Concord, Alrll IN
Salisbury April n; aud sayette Nille'
April II,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-12-21

the sides and govern the move
ments of the chest. No. 3 directly
develops the abdominal muscles,
which are the most important as
we'll as the most neglected on the
human frame. This last exercise
causes these muscles to fex and
relax rapidly and gives tonical
movement and action to the intes-
tines which will soon put your
indigestion to fight. The novice,
upon trying this system, will after
his first lesson admit there is
something in it, for his chest will
feel as big as barrel and every
muscle will be on the qus vave,
and he will turn in and sleep re.
freshingly. 1898.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-12-21
Physical Culture.

Edper Read Before the ChautauQud Circle.
From the earliest dawn of his
tory we read of the deeds of
strength and of valor performed by
the heroes of ancient times, and
mote how they were on their death
elevated to the distinction of gods
Tor the people to worship and
emulate. Later on came the iron
warriors of Sparta, then the Mace
domains, Romans, Carthaginians,
the Crusaders and finally Crom-
wells Invincibles. I cite these
particular people because their
greatness depended on their phys
ical strength alone and by it were
the empires they founded solely
erected and maintained.
With the invention and adop-
tion of gunpowder in warfare, the
need of great muscular prowess
disappeared for the reason that a
consumptive dry-goods clerk can
direct a rifle bullet as unerriagly
as can a Sandow; and the only
physical needs of the present-day
soldier are good health and hardi-
mood to withstand outdoor life.
Since the decline of physical
4raining as q regular accomplish
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-12-21

ment, there has been in every
country at intervals some prodi-
giously strong man who has exhib-
tied himself as freak of nature,
in recent years Louis Cyr, Eugene
Sandow, Chas. W. Sampson. 1
have seen these men perform prod
igies of strength, figuring from
the ability of the average man. l
have seen Cyr put a 6OO-pound
barrel of cement on his shoulder
with one hand and walk off with
it; I have seen Sampson lift 400
pounds in harness, and Sandow
take 16O-pound man on his right
hand and a 125-pound dumbbell
in his left and push them up at
the same time at full arms length
over his head.
Now, of course these are excep-
tional cases, but at the same time
they are common men who have
scientifically trained their muscles
to a point of marvellous efficiency.
And yet theirs is what one of the
circle described as Gymnasium
MUSCLE" but I doubt if it is soft
or "mushy." Now any man who
has sound lungs and Is not lazy
can, by systematic work of say
twenty minutes every night before
retiring. in six months work q
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-12-21
VIM Norah Was Worried about 1t.

VIM Norah Was Worried about 1t.
My maid Norah went to consult
a fortune teller and returned wall
ing dismally.
"Did she predict great trouble?"
I asked alphabetically.
"Och, mem, SIGH therrible news"
moaned Norah rocking back and
forth, wringing her hands.
Tell me-" said.
"She told me that me father
wurks hard shovelin' coal an tind-
in foires."
"But that's no disgrace nor sor-
row." I said, trifle vexed at such
affection.
"Och, mem, me poor father'
sobbed Norah. "He's bin dead
nome years. -Ex.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-12-21

givin' an the advint av
Christmas, livery human
mind is spiculatively con-
cintrated in anticipation av what
the fistivyties will bring foorth;
the childer wild JOY an the parints
wild anxiety, not to mintion the
dizzy sinsations av tarriers an
volleens swappin' mannycure sits
an flannel nickties.
In holiday parlance, Christmas
is the predominant cinter in a
voterie av we'll known days which
we collectively term the Yooltide.
This diminutive word carries a
huge quantity av Significance,
an tho the sufix, tide, is indie
Dindint av the moons attraction,
she costs more to lib an flow than
all the wather in the say.
Riverintly as this day shud be
observed, I am sorry to say it is
accompanied be all kinds av
aoorid fantasies, such as, hangin'
hoosiery on nails an slidin' down
smokestacks the size av yer arm.
Personally, I heartily recommind
amy light amusemint whin used
an moderation, at the same time l
hoven't the Taste hisytancy in con-
dimin' thin bizarre hobbies.
'Tiz not mesilf that's afther be-
an a pissimist, do yez mind, nay
aher do I profss optimism, but
betwane the two, may it place the
Saints, me arguemints will be
purely philosophical.
We all know that the plisures
derived from atm out av socks
which no dacint goat wud think
'av-can niver compinsate fer the
avis contracted; an because
why? Because open works wild
all their vintylation how defective
sanitary arrangements Regardless
av the price. I hope me readers
refrain thimsilves from this cratic
pastime be grabbin' all the hygiene
they can git.
The QUESTION that now confronts
the pooblic is the parylizin' av
microbes whin they are iggs, fer
whin they are germs yez can't lay
thin out at all. Now the maxim
av omelits in hats calls fer oliver
strategy, but the stickin' av other
Iilycasies besides the fate into
socks, is tragedy av the most de-
plorable foorm. AS a mather av
fact [ nov about as dainty a trilby
as liver grew on a mans lig at the
same time me nerve quails whin it
comes to attn annythin' out av it's
polky dot RECEPTACLE.
Shure, hose want made fer
sintymint, but to display an squirt
wather on fire, unliss perchance,