The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-18
With the Long Boau.
Eye nature's walks, shoot folly It fies :"
mr. DOWIE is said to be anxious to heal Paris Mean
- time there is that dear Chicago, Ill. And quite ILL

nR. DOWIE is said to be anxious to heal Paris Mean
l. time there is that dear Chicago, ILL., And quite LII
too
While 'tscotty'' the Death Valley Hotwind, is not
Tghwad the fact that he merely gives Charming seabus
for tips shows that he is not in the Wall street class
Professor Herbert L. Wiett of Chicago university in
lecture The Bible and the Monuments states that the
Bible failure both artistic production and an
unfang source information Instead of stand
ing the greatest masterpiece Of literature it is inferior
many profane documents being nartstc and fragmen
tary The professor states that will do better to get
line on things from the tablets and the monuments.
After has absorbed and built up into his life all
the good advise in the Bible probably few,
of the orthodox would object to his taking sort of post
graduate course on the monuments
Denver Elks, who made their way to Buffalo special
train state that the only thing that took water the
engine While the Elk not by profession eetoaler, ne
will absorb iced and buttermkf nothing else offers
itself.
When the Missouri Automobile club pulled off its country
run against time rural mule not knowing, strayed in
front Of of the big The remans' consisted
Of spasmodc kick and The rest was silence
49,
Frenzied F. Jones the of little Nebraska boy
who dates from Mr. Lawson trip thru the arid region
Wallace Rice has been doing little literary stunt
titled The Conversation Several newspapers have
eagerly fastened to purchase Ways library output and
print for the benefit Of their readers Way states that
the thing be discussed is the weather. He says:
Weather really interesting anybody takes
pains know what really makes the differences in it
briefly and without too scientific
human family is largely dependent
upon of the air and sky that state important
enough to be made something of.
If Rice correct and the weather must be discussed
when intellectual people meet there remains
for shifting the who tells you all about the melcoroog
cal conditions.
you get hold Of somebody in the weather bureau
it might be we'll to ask him if his thermometer has gone
wrong When every respectable thermometer the street
is doing l02 BETTER the government mercury top of
the postoce where the cool breeze u.s. being carefully
famed by two weather bureau officials and chunk Of ice
kept it's heated brow This keeps the temperature down
and people who read that in the paper at night i'm
medatey become to the theory Of the abolition of
all government state of mind sometimes called nihism
To be the weather be discussed but it pretty
poor business for "conversationalist.'
Then subject for conversation there neigh
bors' faults Now, knows his neighbours faults
and may easily eloquent this inexhaustble subject
Wallace Rice allows that this may be all right if you dont
talk too much scandal and unpleasant things But this
would take all the snap out Of conversation.
After ALL Wallace Rice omits the fundamental rule Of
conversation It is very simple art When you meet
other party why just talk and talk That all there is to
it. It ism necessary to much of anything Just keep
your clappr going and he will feel oh grateful and
frehed, and will always remember you fine
tionalist And if he hasn't much discrimination literary
TASTE perhaps he will duck when he you coming.
a. J. R.