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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
ADDS TO sPLENDoR
MEN or BUSINESS RECOGNIZE
ADVANTAGES OF AcETYLENE.
Famous Summer Hotel, the Grand
Union Of Saratoga, Has Installed
This Best OF All Artificial Lights
Means Increased Comfort and
Health.

Saratoga, June 27.-The very name,
Saratoga" brings to every mind
health-giving springs, unsurpassed
hotels and beautiful drives. 1t
has been for many years the
Mecca for all who admire nature,
enjoy good living, and are searching
for health, or are simply taking va
cation.
The Grand Union, the largest sum-
mer hotel in the United States, set
among green trees with it's long wings
enclosing court with fountains and
flowers. grass and trees, music and
light, Is throughout the season throng-
Cd with guests. With the progressive
spirit always shown by it's manage
ment, the Grand Union has again add
Cd to its attractiveness by introduc-
Ing acetylene gas to make still more
brilliant the evening hours. The ge-
nial proprietors believe in furnishing
their guests with the best of every
thing. and now. after investigating
and finding that Artificial Sunlight
can be had, they have installed COM
plete acetylene gas plant to produce
It, and have connected upward of six
thousand acetylene burners in and
about the house and grounds to this
little gas plant.
Like many discoveries of recent
years which are coming into popular
favor, acetylene, one of the most re-
cent, is very simply produced. 1t is
- vr,hn rfi Aoio o1
light Is needed and the necessary ap-
paratus can be understood and oper-
ated by anyone.
The generator in which Acetylene
II produced by the automatic contact
Of carbide and water might be termed
gas plant, as 1t performs all of the
functions Of a city gas plant. The acct
ylene generator can be purchased for
. few dollars and in any size. from
one adapted to furnish acetylene to
ten or dozen burners for a cottage
mp to the large but still simple ma.
chine such as is now furnishing
Acetylene for six thousand burners
IN the Grand Union.
Outside of large cities the use OF
Acetylene is quite common. The
owner of the country home now de-
mands running water, gas and other
c0nveniences which a few years age
were considered as luxuries, and
acetylene gas has met his require
ments, and gives him a better and
cheaper light than is ordinarily fur.
nished in cities.
It is well known that rooms lighted
with Acetylene are more comfortable,
because cooler, and more healthful be-
cause the air is not vitiated.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
MISS CENEvjvE MAY.
CATARRH Of STOMACH
CURED BY Pf.RU-NA,

Miss Genevive May, 1917 S. Meridian
ST., indianapolis, Ind, Member Second
High School Alumni Assn, writes:
"Peruna is the finest regulator of q
disOrdered stomach I have ever found.
1t certainly deserves high praise, for II
is skiIIflIIy prepared.
81 was in a terrible condition from =
neglected case of catarrh of the
stomach. My food had long ceased to
be of any good and only distressed me
after eating. l was nauseated, had
heartburn and headaches, and felt run
down completely. But in two weeks
after l took Peruna l was a changed
person. A few bottles of the medicine
made a great change, and in three
months my stomach was cleared of
catarrh, and my entire system in
better condition. .'4Genevive May.
Write DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
for free medical advice. All cores
pondence held strictly confidential
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
The Uncle and the Ante.

Mrs. Newlywed Ito her friend)-
Mary, want to ask you a question.
The other day missed Jacks watch
and he said his uncle had it: this
morning his diamond pin was missing
and he said his uncle had that. Now,
has your husband an uncle who gets
Ill OF this things?
Her Friend "a woman who knows q
thing or two)-No. dear; my husbands 4
ante does it for him.-Detroit Free
Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
A Sense of Humor.

Fritz (aged seven)-Oh, mamma,
come quick. There's a stranger in the
drawing room kissing the new maid.
Mamma walks to the door with a
shocked expression. AS she looks in
Fritz claps his hands and cries: april
fool! 1t isn't a stranger at all; it's
papa. for Tales From
SimplicisSimuS.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
"lN LOVE" AND LOVING.
Two States Of Being That Are Very
Different

Being "in love" is very different
from loving. and may be only selfish
emotion which is the direct opposite
OF loving. Being in love without low
ing is bondage-sometimes pleasant
and sometimes painful, but always
bondage. True loving means freedom
freedom both for ourselves and, as
far as it is in our power to give it, for
all whom we love; for when we truly
love another human being we love him
for the sake Of his best strength, his
best use and his best happiness, and
not at all for the sake of ourselves
Leslie'S Magazine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

When Beauty Is A Fatal Gift.
Crawford-It seems to be impossible
to convict pretty woman of a capital
crime.
Crabshaw-lt wouldn't be il they al
lowed women to serve on the jury.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
A Sure Test.

Nathan Silverstein never buys a
horse unless his wife is with him."
What does she know about horses ~
Nothing: but he knows they're safe
il they don't run away when they see
her. r.-Translated for Tales From Meg
gendorfer Batter.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
No Matter How.

Father made his fortune some
years ago." she said, some time after
she had accepted him. Il expect you'd
like to know how?"
"No," he replied, absent-miniedly;
"I'd only like to know if he's still got
it,"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
A Bad Habit,

II thought" said the man to the
ghost, that the last time you came
you said you would come no more?"
Il thought 1t would be-" replied the
ghost, with wall; but find that in
life contracted a habit that even
death cannot break. l was a prima
donna, and these are the ghosts of my
farewell appearances"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
Honduras in Hard Straits,

Honduras, since 1900, has had no
market for her cattle. In the past she
depended on Guatemala, but financial
conditions in that republic have closel
the market.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

The Royal Road to Learning.
Freddy What's an honorary degree,
dad!
Johnson-That's title college con-
fers on q man who would never be
able to get it IL he had to pass an ex-
animation Watson's Magazine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
Hard Times.

Zack-1 s'pose yer prepared fer a
hard winter. Zeke?
Zeke-Yes, got in ther usual sup
ply of hard coal an hard cider-Phil
adeiphia Telegraph.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
A Sufficient Guide,

1T man will learn the Ten Com
mandments by heart" said Uncle
Eben, "he don't need none of deshere
81 books about how to live right an
prosper"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
The Duke.

ooh, papa, the duke has proposed to
me-
"He has?"
Eyes, papa. And he says | can wear
a coronet! Here's the pawn ticket for
t."-Cleveland Leader.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
All He Needed.

"Wonder what Brown needs to
make him . successful author?"
Nothing but story to tell, and
brains to tell Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
HE Qualification,

HE Qualifications.
"sir. you are too young to marry my
daughter"
ssBtt am baldheaded and have the
gout! Translated for Tales From LIE
Journal Amusant.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

Ask Your Dealer tor Aliens Foot.Ease.
A powder. 1t rests the feet Cures Swol-
len, Sore, Hot, ,Callous, Aching Sweating
Feet and Ingrowing Nails. At all Drug
gists and Shoe stores, 25 cents. Accept
no substitute. Sample mailed FREE
Address, A S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

Piso's Cure for Consumption Is an infa,lible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w. SAMUEL.
Ocean Grove, N. j.. Feb. II. 1900.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

A girl never forgets the first kiss
she received after reaching the age
where kisses count.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
Storekeepers. HoteI.men

and all householders will be interested
in Acetylene Apparatus Mfg. Co. an
nouncement in this paper.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

Value Of Texas Cattle.
It is said that Texas alone markets
$50, ,O0O, 900 worth Of cattle annually.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

We have all heard of the man who
was killed by kindness, but the proof
Is lacking.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

"Dr. David Kennedy's FavOrite Remedy II
excellent for the liver Cured After eight OF
suffering s. Pepron. Albany. Y. Y. World famous o.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

G1YH permanently cured. No deo or nervousneoo afoo
III nrst days Of Dr. Kne's Great Nerve Ksst0T
y. send for FREE - 90 trial bottle and treatise
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

Ar0. Wln0oW'o Soothing syrup.
Pr children teething eoftens the gutas. rNducee -
0anDatioo. allays pen cares Wind eolie Nee beeGlA
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30
Not SO Presumptious as That.

PompouS Waiter-Have you ordered,
miss?
Timid Little Girl faking her first
meal at restauranU-N-no, sir; but
I've requested.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-06-30

Rich men have Golfers and poor men
have coughs.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-16

There has been a commendabl spirit of economy shown by the present leg. islature. There has been no bill in- troduce which was tainted with the suspicion that it carried any graft in design. The appropriation for the srtesisn water development at the in- dustrisl school was cut out with other appropriations for improvements st the university and other institutions be- cause of the fear that the appropris- tions might exceed the revenues which are expected to reach the treasury. There was liberal provision made for the maintenance of the industrial school by an authorized tax levy and we hope that Councilman Roemer will be content with that.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-16
PITY THE POOR GEAR

Uneasy lies the head that wears s crown" has been quoted so often that it--has become trite. But if ever there wss. instance to demonstrate its truth, it is found in the case of the czar oi Russia.
 He is made miserable by the con stant weakening and defeating of his forces in WAT.
 He is displeased at the thought of having soon to ask for terms from ar enemy whom he belittled and sccrned.
 He is surrounded by kinsmen who demand that he yield to the people of his empire not a jot of the impeFia power that has come to him from his ancestors.
 He is called upon by the people to give them greater liberty. He is threatened by his kir smen and resotionsry ministers if he grants con- sessions of moment.
 He is besought by his liberal minis teYs to declare a moro benevolent pol. icy, and is threatened by the people if he refuses.
 He is urged by many influential persons to end the war.
 He is told by other influential men to fight until Japan is whipped.
 He is in daily fear of bomb.
 He is kept practically 8 prisoner ir his castle.
 He is never sure when be sits down to meal that poison has not been administered.
 He is afraid to allow his children oi mem bers of his family to go out Of doors, for fear of assassination.
 He is suspicious of nearly every body.
 He does not know when treachery will assert itself in his household. He passes, sleepless nights. his rest being driven away by his cares and worries.
 The world will never know how keen has been the mental suffering oi his sovereign, for these besetting anx. ieties have not been of days duration only, but of months. That he is able i io beaF up under tine burden is . mat ter of wonder.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-16
dark ss to what was doing because of the non-arrival of the newspapers pub lished in the capital city.
Hon. ]. F. Wilson arrived in Pboe

Hon. J. F. Wilson arrived in Pboe nix few days ago from Washington and was met with much enthusiastic congratulation by the people of tho capital city and those there from other counties in attendance on the legisla ture. Col. Wilson will ever be hon oIed by AIizons and have their sincere gratitude because of the splendid fight he ade in opposition to the republi. can joint statehood bill.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-16

There were no records made during the twenty third legislature which are liable to develop any new candidates for delegate to congress from ArIzona. Hon. ". T. Webb, of Grshsm, has been complimented with such mention by the Tucson Star. but we believe MT. Webb will be content to remain with his merchanise business on the banks of the Gila.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-16
TIME CARD NO. $,
Icananea, Yaqui River 6 Pacific R. R.

Leave Naco. 10:3a a. m.; Arrive Naco, 4 D. m.
 Leave San Jose. 11:05 a. m.; arrive San Jose, 3:S2 p. m.
 Leave Villa Verde, 11:26 a. m.; ar rive Villa Verde, 3:10 p. n.
 Leave Mesa. 11:4S a. m.; aTrfve Mesa, 2:45 p. m.
 Leave Del Rio. 12:O1 p. m.; arrive Del Rio, 2:30 D. m.
 Arrive Cananea, 12:30 p. m.; leave Cananea, 2:10 p. m.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-16

There have not been ten passenger trains over the Msricopa & Phoenix railroad since the legislature convened sxty days ago and the legislators have practically had it all their own way.
 The isolation has kept the people of Southern Arizona practically in the
Bisbee daily review., 1905-03-16

Get away from the stench. New MOON ADDITION LOTS must ALL GO! They are just what you want and the prices will make you feel GLAD. CUT OUT THE RENT drain and build HOME, SWEET HOME in the healthy, clean smelling, NEW MOON ADDITION.
 SEE EDWARDS & WREN ABOUT IT.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27
Men What Women Make Them
BY ANGELA MORGAN I
RECENTLY heard a group of young
women spiritedly discussing the

4 RECENTLY heard a group of young
women spiritedly discussing the
J Ioolish traits of man-with a small
m-and the susceptibility of his
Kind to feminine attractions.
With expressed disaprroval of such
weakness. yet with apparently the
greatest relish, these female anato-
mists OF masculine character expaI1ated
on the fiirtatious tendencies exhibited
by all men, married or single, and de-
nounced the sex as being utterly with
out principle in it's readiness to sue
cun1b TO the charms of woman.
The prettiest girl of the group and
one with the most frivolous aspect had
the most to say on the subject and was
the most anxious to say It. Despite her
repeated assertions that she deplored
such tendencies in men, it was with
the greatest delight that she enlarged
upon the subject. detailing the short
comfngs of the sex whose imperial
race Pope tells us. fair tresses can
easily ensnare
She closed her argument with the
emphatic assertion that all men were
alike, that every men was like wax IN
the hands of pretty woman, and that
few men would consider principle. duty
or honor when the favor of charming
woman was to be gained.
l wondered what this girl would say
II she could realize just what, sort OF
confession was revealed in. her state
mcnts. I wondered it did not occur TO
her that her denuneiation reflected
against herself as we'll as the sex she
was ffaying
Whenever l hear a woman talk as she
and her companions did feel a sort OF
strange indeed that women cannot see
how they condemn themselves when
they condemn men in this wholesale
fashion
The woman who has nothing but evil
to say of her men associates proclaims
her own weakness and frivolity of char
acter. She Is judged out of her own
mouth. For. as a rule. men display to
women just the kind of qualities the wo-
men themselves draw forth.
Nine times out of ten the girls or the
women who are loudest in their discus
sion of mans susceptibility to the at
fractions of the opposite sex are them
selves vain enough and silly enough to
be f1attered by that very quality In the
men they encounter.
1t is the frivolity of women that is in
a large measure responsible for the friv-
olity of men. Wherever there is found a.
man who is willing to forget honor, duty
and principle" for a pretty woman, there
must be a woman weak enough or vain
enough to permit him to do it.
Despite the protest women utter against
this sort of folly in man, it is unfortu-
nately true that a large percentage or
them are pleased to be the recipients
of such attention--indeed would be Of
Tended il man failed to exhibit this in
clnation.
In all women there is perhaps an ele-
ment of the savage; an inferior instinct
which causes them to rejoice in making
men the victims of their attractions.
Many women exuIt in the hearts they
capture, just as a savage exuits in the
number of scalps in his belt.
But this instinct is unworthy really
womanly woman. More than they real
ize, women hold in their hands the mold
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27
The Reception
of Ye Editor

The editor stood in spacious hall,
In d swallowtaii coat, starehed shirt, and
all.
The crowd filed past him, in close array.
And every man had a word to say.
Hello, old man. said the first to pass.
Don't you know your old friend. Veritas?
Shake hands with Justitia.' "Giad to
Put er there, I'm Pro Bono Publco.''
Pm Constant Reader oh. by the by"
"You remember me; I'm Vox PopuH.
Hurry up there, Don't stand in the way
You fiipper, old chap! I'm your friend,
Fair Play
Then Old Subscriber and One Who
Knows,
And Pax Vobiscum trod on his toes.
Inquirer and Vindex wrung his hand,
And buzzed in his ear to beat the band.
Then came Well wisher. One Who Was
There,
Amicus, Candor, Truthful. Beware,
Fidus Achates, A Grateful Guest,
Nil I.esperandum, and all the rest.
Then Many Voters came trooping along.
And gathered around him a hundred
strong.
They seized him. In tones of thunder
they spoke.
And then the editor shrieked-and awoke!
Chicago Tribune.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

you've got snores like Mississippi
steamboat when the safety valves
loose he explained to Charlie.
you mustn't believe all you hear"
observed Charles. ''She doesn't shrek for
grade crossings all night, at that
The Goodman baby sleeps no longer in
the court BEDROOM, and Malinda has re-
turned to her old Kentucky homie So the
Goodmans and the Winters are still
friendly. But each is so afraid the other
won't move that both have given up
their fats in the Pleasant building.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27
Oysters Ope'd
Their Mouths
YsTERS will soon be done now.
I said the oyster-opener. Are you
~ interested in oyster stories!
The pa tron shook his head un-

1ntereSleu III OSStc 49,
The patron shook his head un-
sympathetically.
mo" he said. No. john.
"No?'. said the other. Well anyway
III tell yeu something about oysters tnae
will surprise you.
.In January we got a fine lot OF Mau-
rice Rivers. / was looking at those grano
fellers one afternoon, when every one
of them opened his mouth with simui-
taneous click. The mouths opened To-
gether like soldiers drilling 1t was tue
most perfect thing 1 ever saw lney
STAYED open ten minutes on so 1nen
they closed again.
.The next day. "a little later IN tne ar
ernoon. the oysters opened their mouths
again. The next day. little later Stili'
they did the same thing.
ut was a strange sight, sight never
to be forgotten. Try and imagine II,
A thousand oysters. as still and deao
looking as that chair-then, click. ali OF
them at the same instant opening tneir
mouths.
1--WE couldn't understand the thing at
first. Finally, though, We worked IL
out.
..rhose oysters, though many miles
away from their beds, knew by instinct
when the food tide. the tide that brings
up food. began. and at the moment OF
its beginning they opened their mouths,
expecting TO feed. We watched the al
manac me and the boss, and every day
TO the minute when the flood tide set m
click-the oysters mouths opened
philadelphia Bulletin.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

ing of mems characters. Instead of maxi
ing the susceptibility of men the sub
ject of boasting, every woman should
realize the responsibility that rests upon
her as the possessor of such power.
The more attractive a woman is the
greater is her responsibility in this mat
ter the more controlled she should be
and the more careful to see that the in
f1uence she exerts upon men is elevating
and ennobling.
The woman who appeals to the worst
in men should be ashamed to confess ii.
Every true woman can draw from men
the highest qualities il she wills it,
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

The the
tcorn which to retain all of Its hold fashionable
being silk covered
in
and
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27
Electrical Shoe.

A. r. Cooper, shoemaker of Find
ley, Ohio, has recently invented what
he calls an electrical shoe. In the ac-
tion of walking il is said that consider
able electricity is generated in the sole
of the shoe and by a suitable arrange
ment of copper this current is directed
into the body and has a very desirable
action being especially valuable in the
case of rheumatism
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

Special information supplied daily tc
business houses and public men by the
Press Clipping Bureau tAllen's), 80 Cali
fornia street. Telephone Main 1912.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27
A NEW DICTATOR OF FASHION.

THE wired waited
from Europe under the stormy Atlantic
the shadow of the hoop skirt rising world of
ion The generation Hardly knows what that If
old fashion plate late the first of civil
consulted it will give the required information The hoop skirt
cage of wire and tape fearfuy and wonderfully made
which gandmothes moved about with amazing
OF 1t disappeared Under the pressure of prices
dress goods Economy its club and drove fashion off
field When calico cost much silk
expansion hoop enough in
of smaller circumference.
that look Europe
fashions There American Dresake Association
blessings OF the grateful D which has Chicago
decreed that the hoop skirt shall be That settles
and that skirt will where abides present history
The president the dessmakers declared that ingenuity
has solved the problem of shaping skirts by
feaheTbon judcously distributed We feather
bone is but willing bet that good thing
Seriously this decision of the aggregated proves
nobody but them ourselves
finance and fashions Hail the American will
be long before Europe will be copying fashions
manufacturing methods copied and when woman
abroad she will not have readap her
singular among foreign dresser she will them all
clad a Yankee Doodle from hat to boot
whose ofallm
be ews
she
showed she how add one-chicago Post
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

Townsend's Gala Glace Fruits. in ar
tistic fire-etched boxes 10 Kearny St.
and new store now open, T67 Market st. =
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

BOYS IN THE NAvY-R. NJ. City
Boys between the ages OF Is and II years
may be. with the consent of their parents
or guardians. enlisted in the service of
the navy of the United States until they
shall arrive at the age OF 81 For further
information address a communication to
Training Station, San Francisco, Cal.
and you will be furnished circular OF
information.
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27
ANSWERS.

AsTORIA-M c.. City. Astoria. Or.
was named for John Jacob Astor. founder
of the American Fur Company there. The
tion-
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27
RIVER-Subscriber

A RIVER-Subscriber. City. The
reason that a river always appears
more shallow than 1t really is in fact
rs because the light proceeding from
the bottom of the river is refracted as II
energies out of the water. A river Is
about a third deeper than IL seems TO
be. IF, therefore. river seems only
four and a half feet deep II Is actually
six feet deep. Many persons get out OF
their depth in bathing in consequence
of this deception
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

THE KOH-I-NOOR-A s.. City. The
great diamond Koh-i-noor. IN it's uncut
state. weighed 1886 carats; after being
carats
The San Francisco call., 1905-05-27

arithmetic
showed she knew to add one-chicago Post