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The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08
SKIP MISSING.
Thomas Garrett Misses His From
Across the River.

Thomas Garrett. who resides oppo-
site the city on the Illinois shore re.
ported to the police last night that
he had lost a skin.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

Bny "a short length Of fine silk
from our remnant counter; you
may find just what you need here
at bargain prices.
RUDY, PHILLIPS a co.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

sissippi rivers and in Yeyyowstons
Park. both as constructive engineer
and a Typographical surveyor, and is
considered one of the most capable
men in the government service.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

Special value In ladies' col
ored hose ON center counter, n
soc quality for 25c.
RUDY, PHILLIPS A. co.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

~ long wolfe skirts, worth
from 5000 To $1,000 to close
at $3.50 each.
RUDY, PHILLIPS A. 60.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

80 pieces good quality fancy
Japanese mating. the regular
Zoe goods, ON sale Monday for
zoe a yard.
RUDY, PHILLIPS 4 90.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

FINE WHITE SHIRT WAISTS,
We are closing out our stock;
two tables to select from-75c
and 500; regular values from
$500 to 500.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

-Pittsburg coal IL proving To the
people that II Is the best and cheapest
coal.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

We must have room for fall
goods, hence we offer such ex-
traordinary values for the mon
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

All of our fine parasOls are
now being sold for one-half
price.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

Buy your wool skirts for SER
vice. We are closing out our
stock Of $3.50 skirts TO close
for $500.
RUDY, PHILLIPS n co.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

RUDY. PHILLIPS A. 90.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-08-08

RUDY, PHILLIPS a. co.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
SOCIETIES

Odd Fellows-M M'Connellsburp Iodoe
No. 744 meets every Friday evening Ia
the Comerer Building in McConnells-
burg.
Fort Littleton Lodge No. 4S4 meets
every saturday evening in the Cromer
building at Fort Littleton.
. Wells Valley Lodge No. 6O7 meets
every Saturday evening in odd Eel
lows Hall at Wells Tannery.
Harrisonville Lodge No. 70I meets
every Saturday evening in Odd Eel
lows Hall at Harrisonville.
Waterfall Lodge No. 773 meets ev-
cry Saturday evening in Odd Fellows,
Hall at Waterfall Mills.
Warfordsburg Lodge No. 60l meets
in ,Warfordsburg every Saturday
evening.
King Post G. A. r.. No. 1896 meets In
McConnellsburg in odd Fellows Hall
the first Saturday in every month at
p. m.
Royal Arcanum, Tuscarora Council,
No. III, meets on alternate Monday
evenings In L. o. s. OF A. Hall, in
McConnellsburg.
Washington Camp No. 497, p. o. S.
A., of New Grenada, meets. every Sat
urday evening in T.. o. S. OF A. Hall.
Washington Camp, No. 554, p O.S.
OF A., Hustontown, meets every 5atur.
urday evening In p. o. s. OF A. Hall.
John Q. Taylor Post G.. A. r., No.
oS9, meets every Saturday, on or lust
preceding full moon in Lashley hall.
at p. M, at Buck Valley.
Woman's Relief Corps, No. 80
meets at same date and place at 4 pm.
Gen. ID. b. McKibbin Post No. i02,
q. A.. s., meets the second and fourth
Ridge
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
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May 25.--Ada Barton Is attend
ing Prof. Lam berson'S summer
normal at McConnellsburg.
Mrs. S. w. Kirk of McConnells
burg, spent the past week with
her mother, Mrs. r.. n. Lodge
near En- maville.
Dolph Bequeth spent last Sat
urday night and Sunday with
Alex McKibbin.
Cora Duvall spent Saturday
night and Sunday with Ida
Rohm.
Mrs. Martha Mumma is criti.
cally Ill.
Lincoln Deshong and Mrs. Mel
lie Davis spent Saturday night
and Sunday with the latter's Sis.
ter, Mrs. II. n. Barton.
Margaret Golden was visiting
Jennie Lodge the past week.
Jennie Hanks has returned
home after spending the winter
in the South.
CALVIN Kirk and son Harold,
and Mark Lodge, spent Satur.
day night and Sunday with the
latter's mother Mrs. e. H. Lodge.
Ira Clark and sister Ida spent
Sunday with friends in the Val.
ley.
Gilbert Barton spent Saturday
night and Sunday with ex.Judge
Peter Morton and family near
McConnellsburg.
Ernest and Haslet Walters
made a business trip to McCon-
nellsburg last Monday.
Quite an interesting event took
place in our Valley last Wednes-
day evening. A mum Der of boy
gathered up their tin horns, pans,
bells, etc, and collected at G. r.
Akers'. After giving some ex-
cellent music they called for the
bride and groom, ernest Walters
and bride), who insisted on hav-
ing more music after which Lewis
Harris and Nora Griffith appear
ed. This was not the couple
they wanted to see; so again call
ed for the bride and groom, who
promptly appeared. After con-
gratulations the groom passed
cigars Tor the crowd. The sere-
nading was enjoyed by both the
serenaders and those serenaded.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31

Mrs. Abraham Rosenberg and
her daughter f,ttie, of Horse Val
ley, are visiting Grandmother
Fields and other friends at this
place.
Harry Stinson and his best girl
visited John Gillis's last Sunday.
Mrs. II. Il. Brown returned
home last Friday afte. an absence
of two weeks in Waynesboro and
Greencastle.
Bert Brown is the happiest man
in town, and 1T is on account of
the arrival of a bouncing big boy:
Dr. f. X. Stevens family and
Frank Keith's family are visiting
IN the home of N. b. Henry
". l.. Fields is putting up a
kitchen, and siding on j. p. Ker-
Inns house.
G. q. Fields and sister Maud
were at the County Seat last Sat
urday. G. G. was having his
teeth treated.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
travelling Is dangerous.

Constant motion jars the kid.
neys which are kept in place in
the body by delicate attachments.
This is the reason that travellers,
trainmen, street car men, team
sters and allwho drive very much,
suffer from kidney disease in
some form. Foley's Kidney Cure
strengthens the kidneys and
cures all forms Of kidney and
bladder disease. Geo. r. Han
san, locomotive engineer, LAMA,
o., writes, Constant vibration
OF the engine caused me a great
deal OF trouble with my kidneys.
and | got no relief until | used
Foley's kidney Cure" Sold bV
all dealers.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31

PRESBYTERIAN w. A. West,
ID. D., Pastor. Preaching services
each alternate Sabbath at 1890 q. m.
and every Sunday evening at 700.
Services at Green Hill on alternate
Sabbaths at 1890 u. m. Sabbath
school at 9:l5. Junior Christian En-
deavor at 200. Christian Endeavor
at 600. Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening at 1900
METHODIST EPIscoPAI-Rev. J. V.
Adams, Pastor. Sunday school
at $3.50 a. m. Preaching every othee
Sunday morning at 1890 and every
Sunday evening at 100. Epworth
League at 500 p. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 1900.
UNITED PRESBYTERIAN-Re j. L.
Grove, Pastor. Sunday school at $3.50
a. m. Preaching every Sunday morn
ing at 1890, and every other Sunday
evening at7:00. The alternate Sabbath
evenings are used by the Young Peo-
ple's Christian Union at 1900 p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at 100.
EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN-Rev. A.
q. Wolf, Pastor. Sunday school 9:15
a. m. Preaching every other Sunday
morning at 1890 and every other Sun
day evening at 1900 Christian En-
deavor at 600 p. m. Prayer meeting
on Wednesday evening at 700.
REFoRMED-Rev. G. M. Smith, Pas
tor. Sunday school at $3.50 q. m.
Preaching on alternate Sabbaths at
1000 q. IN. and 700 p. m. Christian
Endeavor at 600 p. IN. Prayer meet
ing on Wednesday evening at 700.
| TERMS OF CnIfRT
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
Memorial DaY.

Memorial Day in NcConnells-
burg was observed with more
than usual ceremony. A very
elaborate and interesting pro
gram had been prepared under
the management of the Ladies'
Relief Corps, whose privilege 1t
is to encourage the proper OBJ
servance OF all patriotic days,
and TO keep alive in the hearts of
all a warmer sentiment for tn e
dag and It's noble defenders.
Rev. J. V. Adams offered the
invocation, and Mrs. G. b. Stew.
ems was pianist and musical di-
rector.
The Hustontown Band had
been engaged for the occasion,
and furnished most excellent
music during the services of the
afternoon, an6 an escort TO the
different cemeteries of the tow n
for the decoration of the graves.
The address by DR.. j. f. Bouse
was very much appreciated. The
orator said a host of good and APP
propriate things IN very short
time, avoiding all risk of a too
lengthy program.
A very beautiful ceremony was
enacted by forty-fve boys and
glrls-each representing a State
of the Unlon-in decorating a
cenotaph "to the unknown dead. 8"
Each little actor deported him.
self or herself in a most credit
able manner.
The credit of this successful
performance Is due to Mrs. G. b.
Stevens, the capable patriotic in.
structor of King Corps, under
whose management these chll-
dren were instructed.
Recltations were given by Mar
den Stouteagle, Maye Sheets and
Alice Hays, that showed careful
preparation and were a treat to
all present. Lincoln's Gettys-
burg address was the Offering of
Mabel Trout. Several choruses
were rendered by the school and
the reyerontand sincere behavior
of all testified to the appreciation
of this day of saddest memories.
a larger group of veterans
were present than for many years
and they elected the admiration
of all by their genteel and soldier
ly appearance.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
Notice to Tax-Payers.

The Taxpayers of Fulton county are hereby
notified that will meet them at the following
times and places, In the districts named, for the
purpose OF receiving the State, County and DO Z
Taxes for the year 1905, viz:
Thursday, June |, at Hiram p. o., In TAYLOR
township, from TO 8 a. m.
Wells.-Thursday, June l. at Wells Tannery,
from to IN. at New Grenada from 10 $50
y, m.
Taylor.-Friday, June 2. at Waterfall from q
to 7So a. m. at dublin Mills from TO 1000 a
m, Clear Ridge from II 10 1900 M, and
at IL tonfown from 200 to4 .. m.
Dublin.-saturday, June 8, at Burnt Cabins,
at Speck's Hotel from 10 h. M To .2 M, at Fort
Littlcton, from 70 $40 p. M, and at Knobs
Vile, Saturday, June 3, in Tod township at
HammlPs store from to 0p. m.
Tod.-Monday, June 5, at the Treasurer's Of
hGe, McCOnnellsburg from a. m. TO I2 m
McConnelsburg. 80 Monday, June 8. Al the
Treasurer's once, from to o .. IN,
Brush Creek.-Wednesday June I, at Akers-
vile from $50 to 10 a. m., MT Lynch's store from
1880 70 li.3O a, m. at Emmayile from 80 to 2.sO
pm, at John Plessinger's store from to . d. m
ana at Abner Mellott's from $50 to p. M.
Union.-Thursday, June 8, at Amaranth.
from TO . a. M, at ScTieyeTs' Store from
10 70 il3O a. m, and at Lashley's store. from 80
Bethel Friday. June o. at Wartordsburo
from TO 10 a. m, at Franklin Mills from II a,
M, TO ~ M, aud at DO I from 23D 10 i3O p. m.
Beltast.-Saturday, Juno 10, at Ne e,dmore,
from 80 10 u a. M, at Joseph W. Lakes store
from i3O 10 0 p. m.
Thompson. - Monday, June I2, at Plum
Run irom 10 a. m. to ~ m and at A mos Sharpe's
store, from $50 to p. m. Tuesday, June 12, at
q. j. Mellott's store (Gems r. D in Belfast
township, from I to 8, a. m.
Ayr.:-Tuesday, June 10, at Big Cove Tan
ner, irom . to ! a. m, and at Webster Mills.
from TO p. m.
Licking Creek.--w ednesday. June II, at Sa-
lnvia rom TO II u. M, and at Harrsonville
from TO p. M, and at Joseph Is. Mellott's
store at Andover, from 4 to . p. m.
All persons appearing at III, respective places
TO pay their taxes will be allowed a reduction Of
hve per cent II Taxes are not paid on
or before July 2sth the duplicates will DO put
into the hands Of Justice Of the Peace In Q each
township, for collection; all parties then owing
VIII be required TO pay the full Tax char ged on
dupIicate; and fees allowed by law for collecting
debts The rate Nv mills
LlCENSES.-Ail persons who are subject 10
Mercantile or Manufacturers License are re-
quested TO meet me at the above times and places
az am compelled by law TO bring suit on all un-
paid Licenses by July 10, next.
A. G. LAUvER.
April ~, 1900. County Treasurer,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
TERMS OF COURT.

The first term of the Courts of Full
ton county in the year shall commence
on the Tuesday following the second
Monday of January, at 10 O'Clock a. m.
The second term commences on the
third Monday of March, at 2 O'Clock
p. m.
The third term on the Tuesday next
following the second Monday of June,
at 10 O'Clock a. m.
The fourth term on the first Monday
I October, at 2 O'Clock p. m.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
Son Lost Mother.

Consumption runs IN our fam
lly, and through 1t lost my moth
err" writes r. b. Reid, of Har.
mony, Me. "For the pastFfye
years, however, on the slightest
sign of a cough or cold, l have ia
ken Dr.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption, which has saved
me from serious lung trouble. "
His mothers death was a sad loss
for MIR. Reid, but he learned that
lung trouble must not be neglect
ed, and how to curelt. Quickest
rehef and cure for coughs and
colds. Price SOC and S1.00; guar
anteed at Trout's drug store
Trial bottle free.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
CLEAR RIDGE.

Great preparations have been
made for Decoration Day.
Mrs. Kate Baker, who had a
paralytic stroke, still remains no
better.
Miss Maud Fields went TO Nc
Connellsburg on Saturday to at
tend the remainder of the Nor
NAL at that place.
Lillian Fleming, who spent a
few weeks with relatives In AL
toona, returned home Saturday,
accompanied by Alyce Keebaugh.
Both girls were delighted with
the trip.
Robert Gallaher, OF Burnt Cab
ms, passed through this place on
Sunday to see his daughter, Mrs.
Bruce Ramsey, at McKlnleyville.
George and Ella Huston, Jess
Henry, and Elsie Baker came
home from M'Connellsburgs school
Saturday to spend the Both.
Goldie Fields came home from
Robertsdale on Saturday; also,
Joseph Detwiler, Robert Fleming
and May Mort came from Altoo-
ma the same day.
Charley Browns barn burned
one evening last week. 1t was
partly covered by insurance.
Mrs. j. A. Henry made busi-
ness trip to Altoona last week.
T. E. Fleming, wife and daugh-
ter, Miss Lillian, spent Sunday
aud Monday with Mrs, Fleming's
sick brother at Shade Gap.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
GENERAL DIRECTORY.

President Judge-Hon. S. Nc. Swope.
Associate Judges-David Nelson. w 4.
III. Bender.
Prothonotary, &c,-Geo A. Harris.
District Attorney-George b. Dan
iels.
Treasurer-A. c. Lauver.
Sheriff.. G. Alexander.
Deputy Sheriif-W. H. Nesbit.
Jury Commissioners-Simon Desh-
ong. Bennett A. Truax.
Auditors-W. c. Davis, Geo. w.
Glenn, j. A Myers.
Commissioners-S. ID. Mellott, Geo.
Sigel, and H. p. Palmer.
Clerk-Frank Henry.
County Surveyor-A. j. Fore.
County Superintendent Charles Il
Barton.
Attorneys w Scott Alexander, ].
Nelson Sipes, Thomas r. Sloan, Il.
Men. Johnston, M. r.. Shaffner, Geo.
B: Daniels, John p. Sipes, S. w.
Kirk.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31

Tram NO: II west runs daily except Sunday
between Harrisburg and Hagerstown, leav-
gerstown at 7.57 p. m
Additional local trains win leave Harrisburg
as follows: For Carlisle and intermediate sta.
tlons al 9S1 a. M, 200 p IN. and q. 80 d. M. also
Tor orMechanlcsburg, Dillsburg and intermediate
stations at 2 80 q. M. $40 p. IN. and $50 D. m
Trains Nos. |, and 100 run daily between
HARRISBURG and Hagerstown.
pullman palace sleeping cars between New
YORK and Knoxville, Tenn, on trains | west
ana ITO east and between Phlladelph u and
Welsh on N. & w. Rallw ay on trains 100 west
ana z east, except that on Sunday the PhLa-
ielphia sleeper viii run east on No. g.
through coaches to and from Philadelphia
Daily.
I Daily except Sunday
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
A DISASTROUS CALAMITY

1t tisadlsastrous calamity, when
you lose your health, because in
digestion and constipation have
sapped it away. Prompt relief
can be had IN DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They build up your
digestive organs, and cure head
ache, dizziness, ,cohc, constipation,
etc. Guaranteed at Trout's drug
store; 25c.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
lie Did Not Believe In Banks.

When the circus came to Pine
Grove last week, John Doll, the
chief burgess, decided to go, but
as he had 81 900 cash in the house
he first sought a hiding place for
the money. He put the bills in a
cigar box and put the box in the
oven Of the cold cook stove. While
he was gone his wife decided TO
get her Sunday baking out of the
way. When the stove was red
hot and she had her pies and
cakes ready she opened the oven
door and found inside the ashes
Of the cigar box. There IS not
enough Of the currency left for
the Treasury officials to decipher
it's value.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
Register and Clerks Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the following
named accountants have filed their accounts
in the Register and Clerks office OF Fulton
county, Pa, and that the same win be present.
ed to the Orphans Court OF said county for
confirmation ON the Tuesday following the End
Monday of June next being the 18th day.
|. First and final account OF The Real Estate
Trust Company of Philadelphia Trustee OF es-
tate Of John Mckibbin late minor
.. First and final account of Jennie Daniels
admlnistratrix of the estate of G.. Frank Dam
iels, late OF Licking Creek township deceased
3. The account of John N. Klein. admins.
traitor d. b. n e. /. II. of Mrs. Magdalene Pott
late of Ayr township, deceased.
4: First and final account of O. T.. Cook and
j. L. Grissinger administrators of the estate of
Mary Grlssinger late of Wells township, de-
ceased.
>. First and final account OF ID. A. and d. NJ
Black administrators OF the estate of John A.
Black late oil Taylor township, deceased.
Registers ONCE. GEO. A. HARRIS,
May Ia, 1909. Register.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31

"What do you use," asked the
unsophisticated one, "when you
go fishing IN salt water? The
same as IN fresh water ?"
90! yes. replied the wise one,
Except that | carry along some
fresh water in a bottle to use on
the side.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
Prothonotary's Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the following
named accountants have filed their accounts in
the Prothonotarg's Office and that the same will
be presented 10 ihe Court of Common Pleas of
Fult0n County, Penna., on Tuesday following
second Monday OF June next (being 18th inst.)
First and tlnal account of Jacob Shultz
committee OF Morgan Burton unatic, late OF
Bethel township, now deceased,
Proih,ys ohice, GEO. A. HARRIS,
May 10, l9co Proth0n0tary.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
CUMBERLAND VALLEY
TIME TABLE.-May 2S, 1905

Train No l2 east runs daily except Sunday
between Hagerstown and Harrisburg leaving
$3.50.
Additional east-bound local trains will run
daily, except Sunday, as follows Leave
Carlisle 7.O5 "a. m, 1880 p. IN. 3.l5 p.m,, leave
Mechanicsburg 5.54 a m, z29 a. m ~ SO D. m
$3.50 p; m. Leave Dlllsburg 5.35 a. M, 1000 a
m, $50 p. M,
Trains Nos. 2. 8 and ITO run daily between Ha-
gerstown and Harrisburg
Daily.
Daily except Sunday.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
BOROUGH OFFICERS,

Justice Of the Peace-Thomas +.
Sloan, L. II. While.
Constable-Jobn H. Doyle.
Burgess-H, w. Scott.
Councilmen-D. T. Fields, Leonard
Holman, Samuel Bender, M. w. Mace.
Clerk-William Hull.
High ble-Wm. Baumgardner.
School Directors "A. U. Mace. John
A. Irwin, Thomas r. Sloan, f. M.
Taylor, John Comerer, G.. B. Stevens.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31
A LITTLE BIT OF Everything.

baton. Cotton.
Few mysteries are as lnexpli-
cable as the one of how some peo.
pie live.
One would naturally think the
best man at wedding would be
the minister.
When man brags about him
self it Is a sign other people don t
brag about him.
Lots of people expect to get in.
to heaven by buying a general ad
mission ticket.
Actions speak louder than
words, except where the parlor
elocutionist is concerned.
A mistake many men make is
beng cat and imagining them
selves popull II with the nice.
"Scadleigh has gone broke. &"
"What's he been doing? Playing
the races or getting engaged?"
1t has done me good to be some
what parched by the heat and
drenched by the rain OF life
Longfellow.
A man discovers that his wife
is getting old looking ten years
before he makes the discovery
about himself.
Perhaps you can reach a mans
heart through his stomach, but
many man with a warm heart
eats cold vlctuals.
"Women and trouble are synon
ymous," says the Cynical Bach
elor. "At any rate, you can't
court one without the other.
$50 the specialist said you'd
have to give up smoking, eh ?"
eyes, and he also SAID Id have
to give up Sl5 for good"
Tommy-"Pop, what Is meant
by fellow feeling ?"
Tommy's Pop-"A fellow feel
ing, my son, generally means a
keyhole."
An English schoolboy was ask
ed what "etc, meant.
SIT is a sign used IN writing to
make people think, you know
more than you do"
Great vices are the proper OBJ
iects of our detestatlon, and small
er faults of our pity, but affecta-
ton appears to be the only true
source of the ridiculous. Field.
ing.
Kansas City women who are
campaigning against "objection-
able blllboards" have made no
outcry against the object on the
spring boards at the se9shore
resorts.
"My dear said John, on OBJ
serving new striped hose on his
only heir, "why have you made
barber's poles of our Ernest's
legs ?" because he's a little
shaver, was the reply.
Mrs. Qulyerful Tommy, did
you give your little brother the
best part of that apple, as | told
you ? Tommy Q.-Yessum; ]
gave him the seeds. He can plant
'em an have a whole orchard.
"She's lovely girl, and so sim
pie in her tastes. told her that
| hadn't much Of an income yet,
but that [ hoped / could provide
for her every want. A" "And what
did she say ?" "She said that
would be all she could ask.
Are youopposed to marriage?"
he asked. "No," replied the
lady who had received degrees
from three colleges; 81 do not OBJ
ject to marriage per Sc. 1t is
merely the fact that one cannot
get married without having hus-
band that dislike"
"But is that the way to serve
the people who elected you ?"
~ have acted in accordance
with the wishes of the men who
elected me-" said the statesman.
II have nothing to do with the
people who merely cast their votes
for me-"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31

George Lodge spent couple of
days IN McConnellsburg last
week.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1905-05-31

IA. R. SHAFFNER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Office on Square,
McConneIlsburg. Pa
CHURCHES.

All legal business and collections entrusted
viii eceive careful and prompt attention.