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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-08
Embassy Besiesed With Callers.

1t was not long before the Russian em-
bassy was besieged with callers, but the
ambassador was without advices on the
subject. though for several days past he
has been anxiously awaiting an acknowl-
ed --ment of his cablegram detailing his
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

So-called wandering pains" may
come from it's early stages, or the
presence of danger may be made mani
fest by p~rofuse m~enstruation, accom-
panied by unusual pain, from the
ovaries down the groin and thighs.
If you have mysterious pains, if there
are indications of Inflammation or dis
placement, don't wait for time to con
firm your fears and go through the
horrors Of Il hospital operation; secure
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound right away and begin its use.
Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass, will
give you her advice free of all charge
if you will write her about yourself.
Your letter will be seen by women only.
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
~ take the liberty to congratulate YOU ON
the success l have had with your wonderful
medicine. Eighteen months ago nv month
lies stopped. Shortly after I felt 50 badly that
/ submitted to a thorough examination by
physician n was told thai l had q tumor
on the uterus n would have to undergo an
operation.
"Soon after I read one Of your advertise
ments and decided to give Lydia f.. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound a trial. After
trying five bottles as directed the turnor In
entirely gone. I nave been examined by .
physician and he says / have no signs Of .
tMmor now. It has also brought my month
lies around once more, and / am entirely
well. "-Fannis D. Fox, Z Chestnut 6tresk
Bradford. Pa.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
TO BOOM THE STATE.
South Dakota Real Estate Dealers
Form Association.

A large number of real estate deal
ers from various parts of the state
were in conference at Huron recently.
F. w. Warner of F'aulkton was chair
man and A. N. Waters of De Smet
was secretary. They considered meth
DDS of: advertising the and
advantages of the state with a view to
inducing immigration.
An organization to be known as the
South Dakota Real Estate Dealers
association was created and these Off
GERS were chosen: President, F. w.
Warren Of Faulkton; secretary, A. N.
Waters of De Smet; treasurer, John
H. King of Huron; committee on con-
stitution and bylaws, J. A. Cleaver OF
Huron, j. w. Martin of Watertown, J.
H. Michael of Willow Lakes, c.. w.
Goodman of Brookings, E. H. Haywood
of Blunt.
1t was agreed to ask the legislature
at it's next session to appoint a COM
missioner of immigration, and in other
ways present to the world South Da-
kota's natural resources, wealth and
conditions.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Words of Wisdom.

Westfield, ILL.,, Dec. 18th Especially
All who are suffering with Bright's
Disease should read carefully the fol-
lowing letter from the Rev. G. l.. Good
of this place. He says:-
II feel it is my duty to tell you OF
the wonderful benefit I have received
from the use of Dodd's Kidney Pills.
/ am a Minister of the Gospel, and in
my work l am frequently exposed to
all weathers. Six years G l was laid
up sick. I doctored with a number Of
physicians and finally consulted a
specialist, but without success. They
all told me l had Bright's Disease. l
was in a bad way and almost helpless
when, thank God, I heard of Dodd's
Kidney Pills. They saved my life. 1
took sixteen boxes and now l am
cured. The first day l took them I felt
relief. When l began I weighed only
n hundred and five pounds, now 1
weigh n hundred and sixty-five and
I am the picture of health. l recon-
mend Dodd's Kidney Pills to all my
friends who have Kidney Trouble and
I pray to God that other sufferers
will read these words and be helped
by them"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
TRY THIS ON YOUR WATCH.
Will Keep Better Time II Wound In
the Morninu.

Will Keep Better Time II Wound In
the Morning.
II have discovered that my watch
keeps better time If I wind it in the
morning instead Of at night" remarked
Assistant Manager Sweeney, as he
toyed, with a valuable hunting case
yesterday. "The old superstitious be-
lief that your luck will change if you
change the time of winding your watch
may have some basis in facE I here
after am going to wind my timepiece
In the morning. This is because the
hour Of rising is for the ordinary man
more regular than that Of retiring, but
even the most sober and orderly Of
men are apt to relax and be prone to
carelessness at bedtime. In this con-
dition the winding is apt to be done in
a jerky, irregular sort of way, or too
far or not far enough. Nine people
out of ten wind their watches upon re-
firing, but If they would do it when
they got up, at some regular point in
the process of making their toilet, they
would do it much Observation-Disclosures
Free Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

oyerexerted myself in the least de-
gree, At times l was weighed down
with a feeling of languor and depres-
sion and suffered continually from
annoying irregularities of the kidney
s%ecretions. l procured a box OF Doan's
Kidney Pills and began using them. |
found prompt relief from the aching
and lamenes in my back, and by the
time / had taken three boxes l was
cured of all Irregularities"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
KISSED HIS WIFE TOO OFTEN.
Nearly a Thousand SaIutes In a Day
Made the Bride Leave Him.

A curious case of conjugal infelicity
came befort the Paris assize court yes
terday. At the beginning of the year a
young woman was married to a man
named Baudent, but a week later she
returned to the home of her parents,
stating that she had left her husband
because he vas too fond of her.
During the honeymoon, she said, he
made love necessarily, and one day
gave her 932 kisses. Unable to endure
30 much affection, she instituted d.
vorce proceedings. At the last hearing
Baudent fired a revolver at his wife,
but the bullet happily missed her.
In answer to her recriminations he
said: Il have loved you p~assionately
tor ten years. You have never loved
me-
He vas acquitted, and it is expected
that his wife will withdraw the di-
VOrce proceedings.-Paris Correspond
ence.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
MAKE NEW
South Dakota Residents In Several
Districts Want Counties Divided.

Districts Want Counties Divided.
The large county Of Lyman is con-
sidered by its residents to cover too
much territory ffoSr one county since it
has secured a railroad. and the resi-
dents Of the county are agitating the
division Idea. The same situation will
'arise Jig. Stanley county as soon as the
Northwestern road is built across that
county Butte is another county which
will seek division as soon as there is
further railroad development in that
section, and Meade probably will be
asking for division later. !" =.';'t
In the early days the territory occu-
pied by these counties was cut into a
number of smaller counties, but with
out organization, and the legislative
session of 1895 provided for the n
solidation of these counties into large
organized counties. The section nov
occupied by Lyman county was includ-
ed in the counties of Lyman, Preshho
and Pratt; the Stanley county terri
tory was included in the counties OF
Stanley. Sterling, Nowlin and part or
Jackson and Pyatt. What is o Butte
was included in the counties of Butte,
Harding, Wagner, Ewing, Martin, Cho-
teau and Rineheart. The counties OF
Delano and Scobey were added TO
Meade, and the only other u~norganlzed
county of Ziebach was added to Fen
nineton.
Efforts were made at the time of the
opening of the Sioux reservation to Sc
cure organization of several OF these
counties, and Gov. Melette made a trip
out into thtat section of the state to
look over the situation before putting
county organizations into effect. After
looking over the situation he decided
that they were not ready for organiza-
tiOn
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
DEER TURNS PURsUER.
Bio Buck, Evidently Seeking Revenge,
Assails Dakotan Not Hunting.

Doubtless firing of being pursued by
enthusiastic hunters, a Black Hills
deer turned pursuer and, as a result,
L. X. Haines, residing ear the little
town of linton, in the northern foot
hills of the Black Hills, had a thrilling
adventure. He had not been hunting
deer, but was quietly walking up the
road to get his mail when he sighted
the animal in the highway before him.
The deer was coming toward him. 1t
was some distance down hill, and
Haines. supposed it would soon sight
him and take to flight, as is usually
the case.
Instead of turning, the big buck,
when it sighted him, made straight for
Haines, and it became a race for life.
Haines was unarmed, and as he is a
heavy man the prospects were that he
could not outrun the deer. He speed
ily came to this conclusion, and, reach
ing a pile of rocks, he took refuge be-
hind them.
But the deer was not to be baffled,
and after lodging the apparently mad
dened animal for a few minutes, dur
ing which 1t showed no signs of relent-
ing, Haines watched his chance and
again took to his heels. Heading for a
nearby tree which seemed to be exact
ly the right place for the emergency,
Haines, who was nearly exhausted by
his strenuous efforts to escape the ami
NAL, managed by sheer force of will to
scramble up the tree out of reach.
After about fifteen minutes vigil at
the foot of the tree the deer evidently
wearied of the game and departed.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
SAILING 90 MILEs AN HOUR.
Wonderful Speed Made by Land Ships
With Safety.

With safety.
Sailing on land is new diversion,
experimental with at different times
In the past, that has suddenly burst
into prominence. . No. other summer
amusement conveyance of mans in
vention can make anything like the
speed Of the land sailing vessel. 1t
skfmssover the ground with the, actual
speed of the wind Its, only rival in
amusement conveyances of winter or
summer. is the led Boat: but. the land
sailing vessel furnishes much greater
enjoyment than the ice boat, for it's
path is not limited blythe narrow con-
fines of an ice pond, and moreover, 1t
is a summer vehicle, made to sail in
the season when rapid open-air travel
Ing is really enjoyable. So fast will
the land boat move if permitted to go
at it's full speed during a strong wind
that it's occupants would find it impOs-
sigle to retain their seats. Hence it's
speed has to be checked and regulated
by the manipulation Of brakes and
sails. From fifty to ninety miles an
hour, however, has often been attain
ed with safety when the %precaution
was taken Of seeing that the passen-
gers were well secured in their seats.
Technical World Magazine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Is Disease q Crime ?

Not very long ago. a popular magazine
published an editorial article in which
the writer asserted, in substance, that all
disease should be regarded as criminal.
Certain it is, hat much of the sickness
and suffering of mankind is due to the
violation of certain of Natures laws.
But to say that all sickness should be
regarded as criminal. must appeal to
every reasonable individual as radically
wrong.
1t would be harsh, nnsympathetic,
cruel, yes criminal, to condemn the poor,
weak, over-worked housewife who sinks
under the heavy load of household cares
and burdens, and suffers from weak
nesses, various displacements Of pelvic
organs and other arrangements peculiar
to her sex.
FREQUENT bearing OF children. with its ex-
acting demands upon the system. coupled
with the care. worry and labor OF rearing. q
large famlly. is often the cause OF weak
aggravated by the many household cares.
and the hard. and n~ever-ending work which
Pierce PIE ctoi the maker ns esr'e Of that that world.famed rem.
edy for woman's peculiar weaknesses and
tlls-Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription-says
that one OF the greatest obstacles to the cure
OF this class of maladies Is the fact that the
poor. o~ver-werked housewife can not get the
needed rest from her many household cares
use Of his Prescription /" Its full benefits. 1t
Is : matter OF frequent experience. he says.
In his extensive practice In these cases. to
meet with those in which his treatment fails
BY reason OF the patients inability to abstain
from hard work long enough to be cured
With those. suffering from prolapsus. ante
version and retroyersion of the uterus or
other displacement OF the womanly organs.
1t is very necessary that. in addition to tax
ing his wFavorite Prescription " they abstain
from being very much. Or for long periodA on
their feet. All heavy lifting or straining Of
any kind should also be avoided. As much
outdoor air as possible. with moderate. light
exercise Is also very important. Let the
patient observe these rules and the wFavor-
ite Prescription " will do the rest.
DR.. Pierce's Medical Adviser is sent free
on receipt of stamps to pay expense OF
mailing only Send to DR.. r. v. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y, 81 one-cent stamps for pa
per-covered, or 81 stamps for cloth-bound.
If sick consult the Doctor, free of charge
by. letter. All such communications are
held sacredly confidential.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets ~invigorate
and regulate stomach, liver and bowels.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Few Friends Left.

Senator Foraker was talking about
a politician whose very erratic conduct
had %estranged him from his party.
"This man." said the senator, was
showing a visitor over his new house
in Washington the other day.
HE exhibited the large drawing
room in white and gold, the spacious
dining room in mahogany, the vast eb-
ony hall with it's onyx pillars, and then
he led his visitor into the littlest bit Of
q room off the hall-a mere cubby-
hole, containing nothing but a table
and two chairs.
"'Not very large, eh?' he said. Small
and coy, isn't it? Here l entertain
my political friends
"'Ah,' said the visitor, it will be
large enough for that"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with C APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or consti.
tutional disease. and in order to cure it you must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken In.
ternally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not a Quack medi.
cine. 1t was prescribed by one of the best physicians
In this country for years and is a regular prescription
1t Is composed Of the best tones known, Combined
with the best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the
two ingredients s what produces such wonderful re.
suits in curing catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
F.J CHENEY e. CO., Props, Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, price Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
o OF SORE HANDS.
Cracked and PeeIed-Water and Heat
Caused Intense r ain-Could Do
No HouseWork-GratefuI
to C%uticura.

My hands cracked and peeled, and
were SO ore it was impossible for me
to do my housework. If l put them in
water l was in agony for hours; and
II / tried to cook, the heat caused in
but their prescriptions were utterly
useless. And now after using one cake
of Cuticura Soap and one box of Cuti.
cura Ointment my hands ARE entirely
well, and I am very grateful. (Signed)
Mrs. Minnie Drew, 10 Dana ST., Rox-
bury, Mass"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Get the Axe.

Get the Axe.
Hector de Castro, the American con
sui to Rome, received last month from
a friend in New York the following IA
cetious intimation of a Roman visit:
Il will roam to Rome for the winter.
HAS Rome an aroma?
"You cannot read in Rome at night.
SO poor's the Roman candle light.
LAS the Tiber is a swift stream I
suppose that to row on it one must be
a good rowman.
eff meet any Roman beggars / will
do Vatican Forum"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Washington, Dec. 19.-Whether the
senate is warranted in %censuring a
senator convicted in a court of miscon-
duct and not assigning him to a place
on standing committees, yet leaving
his name on the senate rolls, was dis
cussed for two hours yesterday by the
senate and then dropped without a rul-
ing on the question. Several senate
leaders took up the subject. On ac-
count of the delicacy of the question
the debate naturally was not as open
as would be necessary for final de-
termination Of the matter.
Mr.. Bailey raised the point by in
quiring of Mr.. Hale when the latter
presented the new list of standing
committees whether every senator had
been provided with a place. Mr.. Hale
replied that every senator except Mr..
Burton of Kansas had been given as
signments, and he had been left off
the committees at his own request IN
til the charges against him had been
disposed of by the courts. Mr.. Mailey
protested against any senator's name
being kept on the roll unless he vas
given work to do, and argued that it
is the duty of the senate to itself, to
Kansas and to the country, to investi-
gate the charges against Mr.. Burton
and determine whether he is entitled
to a seat in the senate.
Insurance, hazing, the suffering Rus
sian Jews and immigration were all
topics of discussion in the. house yes
terday under the general leave Of
talk. The only business done was to
send the canal appropriation bill to
conference.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
JaWba Wins.

Mr.. Jawback-I'm going to get a life
insurance policy.
Mrs. Jawback-You're foolish. It's
all a graft.
Mr.. Jawback-But what would you
do if I'd die?
Mrs. Jawback-Marry again, of
course.
Mr.. J~awback-You couldn't If my
life hadn't been insured for a good, big
sum.-Cleveland Leader.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
PATENTS.

List OF Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, MINI. Wilbur Day,
Warren, Mimi, tea kettle; Peter Foy,
Minneapolis, Mimi, current motor;
Alfred Kline, Minneapolis, Mimi,
s%tovepipe. George Loos, Grafton, N.
D., box lid holder; Arthur Padmore,
Lead, S. D., tool holder; William
Schulz, L~idgerwood, N. d., lubricator
attachment; George Sheppard, Fill
more, Mimi, wheel.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
az bv Enoine: Gets So.

Red Wing, Mimi, Dec. 17.-In the
case of Christian J. Floan against
the Chicago, Milwaukee & ST. Paul
road for damages, the jury yesterday
returned a verdict for $4,000, the full
amount asked. Floan was run over by
4 switch engine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Killed hy Old Rifle.

St. Louis, Dec. 10. = Charles B
Games, founder and vice president O.
the St. Louis credit clearing house
was instantly killed last night at his
residence by a shot from an old rife
that he was examining.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
How They ORIGINATED.

Adam" said Mother Eve, II wish
you would put a few cutworms on my
favorite fig tree"
What, and have all the nice leaves
bored full of holes?"
Certainly. Il wish to make an
openwork shirtwaist.-Houston Chron-
icle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Flower Is Named,

Washington, Dec. 19.-The appoint
ment of Gen. Mark D. Flower to b.
postmaster at st. Paul was sent t.
the senate Saturday by Presiden
Roosevelt, and the nomination wal
confirmed later In the day.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
he Bartender-What for?
Knew Its Size.

"Shoo!" yelled the proprietor of the
fashionable apartment house. You've
got the wrong address. No babies al
lowed here"
The stork was not nonplussed.
This infant" it replied with dig
nifty, "is consigned to your janitor."-
Houston Chronicle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

lCAs Az - lA.Oo
Seven y a r 8.
ago I was suffer
ing very much
through the fall
ure of the kidneys
to eliminat the
uric acid from my
system. My back
was very lame
and ached If /
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Sport.

"Have good luck in your hunting
trip?"
mo; poor. Guides awful scarce this
season.; only got one and winged an.
other"
Get any deer?"
"Oh, yes. Five or six."-Puck.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Or Padded.

II wonder why they called this com.
ic opera The Prodigal Son?"
Because of the fatted' calves, I Inn
agine.'-Fort Worth Record.
Mrs. Crabshaw-In medium-priced
flats they don't let you keep a dog.
Mrs. Crawford-Where / went they
let o have dogs, but no children.
Mrs. Crabshaw-Oh, then it was .
swell apartment.-Town Topics.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
P~racticinq a Happy Smile.

It seems that one can train ones
face as n does ones body. You can
exercise daily for expression, but it
would be terrible to be caught at prac-
tice. Fancy being watched while one
practiced a happy mile."-London
World.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
Normal Sschool Burned.

Marquette, Mich, Dec. 19.-Fire de-
stroyed the south wing Of the North.
ern Normal school and damaged the
library building. The loss is $4,000.
The state carried no insurance. The
cause is unknown.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
In the Presence of a Mystery.

In the Presence of a Mystery.
Kitty had never seen a gas meter be-
fore.
"How does it go, papa?" she asked.
"By compressed air?"
81 think not, DEAR" he said. prob
ably expanded air."-Chicago Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
The Shameless Man.

Lawson-SO your wife has been
absent all summer. l should think you
would be anxious now about her re.
turn. +.
Dawson am. I'm afraid she's
coming back next week.-Somerville
Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
A Dav to Remember.

Sweet Young Thing-Oh, this has
been a wonderful day-my sixteenth
birthday! I've had my first kiss from
Arthur and my last box on the ears
from mamma!-Tales.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

As They Whizzed BY.
First ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS do you
think of that landscape?
Second ACKNOWLEDGEMENT one?-
Smart Set.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

There would be a lot more fun in the
world If people wouldn't try so hare
to have it.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Money has power, to crush happt-
ness only when it's roots get in the
heart.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles. Drmo.
gists are authorized to refund money II PAZd
OlNTMENTfal to cure In s to IA days. SOC.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infa;lible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w. SAMUEL,
Ocean Grove. N. j.. Feb. IL. 1900.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Drug.
fists refund money II 1t fails to cure. E. W.
GROVES signature 10 on each box. Csc.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

1t takes more than wind in the
chest to make wings grow on the
back.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Mrs. Winelow's Soothing Syrup.
For children %teething, softens the gums, reduces IN
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
AID That's Easv.

AID That's Easy.
know anything about golf?"
II used to play shiny"
Then all you'll have to learn is the
language."-Fort Worth Record.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22
No, Indeed,

No, Indeed.
Peculiar thing about the grass wild
ow."
What is that?"
There's nothing green about her"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Petty annoyances make good plumb
lines to determine the depth of your
religion.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-12-22

Pleasure without moderation Is al.
ways mixed with misery.