The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-01
With the Long Bolu
Suferings Sometimes Induced by the Person with Voice
Who Uses It Singing When Is Better Fitted to Cry
Sire with-All About the Artist Who Sings Into
the Rusty Tin Photograph.
Eye natures walks. shoot i

EVERY few months, if unsteady inclined you hear one
IL of those girls with voice that would come IN handy
the ''devoung element had seized the store
But these voices are they used be- It
generally conceded than before that the idea IN singing
yell fercey tho there mouse IN the cup
board The torrent may say the tempest Of vocaza
ton is tempered lamb and you supposed to
have more feeing and make less of attempt to mani
fest the crazed, delirious Pawnee thought
Nor does this mean, girls that you are to smile in a
scy way show your sozodonts and lisp of those
goo songs that make strong men stir uneasiy. '
Another trial. this time masculine one that to
the lover is found in the theaer where vicious tough
with voice tempered by long Of corrosive whisky
and dog sausage at IL sings about the
assie strong the ane beside the gardens flowers
FAIR where perfume the air. the chorus Of which
usually goes, 'Besse please tell yesse
there III be awful messe Besy you took fancy please
say get chance and on, till wonders when the
shooting going begn for is hard to credit the fact
that he is going get away whole It is this artist his
friend that sings into the photograph because the metal takes
kindly voice of that character and reproduces it with
sound like the hired girl scraping her fngernails
piece of rusty tin.
If you really hear good singing you often have
to do it yourself. E.
Secretary Wilson upon this time to direct atten-
ton the fact that the American hen is the bulwar of
institutions The hen may be the henwark of institutions
but the is the bulwark. ~
No one should be eligible to play football till he had
memorized the table Of logarithms.
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Dr. Donald Sage Mackey of the Dutch Reformed church
of New York and the Rev. Mnot J. Savage having
controversy whether Andrew Carnegie thopeessly
ost'' not Mr.. Carnegie is himself agnostic the
matter and does not claim to know his final state, tho
said to be quite comfortably fixed just now. e. :-~.
Joseph Hurley of Hook and Ladder company No.. New
York spent moments at Taytown his we'd
dino trim AhO1t Huroy Ko+o
Bolger fire. He and Miss Boger this week.
Hurley great JOKER When his friend Reilly was
about to be married ORelly dropped in at the hook
ladder house carrying suitcase in which his wedding
outfit When he started to dress for the ceremony dis
covered that his wedding garments had been extracted from
the suitcase and pair of rubber boo overas fireman
shirt and rubber coat substituted Mr. OReily
and went thru the ceremony clad fireman ready to 90
O'Reily said nothing, but waited
Hurley with his BRIDE visited the hook and ladder house
to bid the boys goodby Then the couple climbed into cab
and whrled to the Grand Central station where they
took train to Niagara Falls and the Thousand Islands,
AS the train approached Taryown Hurley happened to
think of the $3.50 he carried reached into his hp rockets
to assure himself that SAFE It wasn't He and his
bride left the train at Tatown few minutes later there
was flashing over the wire message which read like this
q Have you got it?'' g..
In due course of time there this reply:
''We have.'
Half an hour later this followed by another tee
gram to this effect s..
'Cheer We will send it to you in the morning'
So Hurley obtained his wad again and he and his bride
went merrily on. ~.
Sometimes these jokers get caught up with. .
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