Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-03-03

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He-She married sparkIes 4 x.
him. she-Indeed. he seem
He-He is. She failed.-Erehs.
You hold my future hanr,..
told the girl. why don't w.
yOurself9' she asked. coyly.~esl.
Post.
Experience, you know
teacher" Yes, but / wish tb.s.
more vacations in that schooI
cago Post.
"Are your intentions tow..
widow serious2" "Oh, very
ing, II possible. to get out II
ing Life.
TailOr-Do you want paadsa 4,
ders, my little man? Wtuis
pad de pants! OATS where
it most Chicago News.
did Jerrold get anytime H..
rich uncle's estate?'' "Well s.,s
he married the daughter 81 M M
ney for the estate" -Ex.
Boston Governess-Yes ess.
the eyes enable us to see. Nov IN
son, tell me what the NOSE
Little Emerson-It's for holdlns
glasses.-Puck.
Blobbs-Have you ever had IL.
perience with train robbers &
travels2 Slobbs-Well. i've sl.s
up against good many Pullman
porters. Philadelphia Record
Il don't believe bachelors bsv.
hearts," she said. "Why. welrs
the men who do have them i.
piled. why is. that7' ne
Because we haven't lost them
WiIlie-Pa, can't / have SOM,
Pa-See here! You've got 4 pIals
of food before you. WillieYes
but Pa Well, keep your mn
shut and eat it.-PhiladeIphia pu9
Ledger.
Cannibal King That missou
made an awful fuss, didn't bel n
Chief-Terrible, sir. His strue.
were frightful. Cannibal King-Ws
serve him as a piece de resistance
Town Topics.
She-But If you say you cant N
the girl, why ever did You propo
He-Well, her people have alwiS
been awfully good to me, and IT'D 4
only way ! could return Their hos
tally. Punch.
How l envy that boy!'' said smA
eyes," acquiesced his friend; i've
envy a sturdy yOungster like fiat
his youth" "Oh, that's bot
He's the butchers boy, and You shoaI
hear the way he talks to my wiier
Come, now" said mamma, M
had taken the children for vail
through the Zoo, ''let's 20 home ai
see papa" ooh, nor' protested Elal
Tets see these other monkeys hr
Philadelphia Press.
OF the New York kind: aWod
you mind keeping that hat on2a exec
it on! Why, / was just about to tail
it off," II: know it. But | dof
want to see any more of this pIg
than l can help."-Life.
GOthamite-I hear you have va
sar graduate for a cook. Isn't It SaA
er expensiveP Harlemite- Not VEN
She works for her board and cloths
Gothamite Why, how does she con
to do that? Harlemite She's my vile
Harlem Life.
Chronic Shopper-How much q
your Baldwin apples7 Fruit Yends
Fifteen cents a quarter-peck. Chru'
lc ShOpper-Can't you sell me gym
ter-peck for IL centsq Fruit VendeI-
Yes, but not so big quarterpecH
Baltimore American.
Their meeting: She (hushing u
Dectantly)-Fred smithers, as lifs
Poor fellow-it saddens me to thia
how broken up he was over my 1
iusal. He (wrinkling forehead
Where in thunder have seen tl'I
woman before Brooklyn Life
Applicant (for position as cCcEl
How many afthernoons out durin %
wake. mim2 Mrs. Highmore Wel
IF course, you can have every Ihun
lay, and Applicant-Im asEe
re, min, how many afthernoons ea
re want yersilf.-C Chicago Tribune
Hints on pronunciation: II al
place is on the Chinese coast, reHer
Der the number of your laundry tleSs
multiply by six, subtract what Is Icy
ind find the puzzle. If Russaa
lame. add three portions, sneeze, ei9s
FOUR fingers, and forget it.-NeW y
cans Times-Democrat.
Towne-Hear what Sniffkins @.
when the collection plate came roHA'
o him in church last Sunday2 Brown
No. Dropped a button in, s@
,ose. Towne-Not even that Il
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