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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13
The art Of advertising is being rap

The art of advertising is being rap
idly acquired by the Japanese Here
is a extract from the advertisement
of Toxic merchant: "Our wrapping
paper is as strong as the hide Of an
elephant. Goods forwarded with the
speed of cannon ball. Our silks and
satins are as soft as the cheeks of a
pretty woman, as beautiful as the
rainbow"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Los Angeles firmly believes It has q
man who can produce rain at viii. 1t
Knows, at any rate, that when he takes
q look at the sky, and decides it is
time TO so and shoot off his cannon a
Sew times, the rain comes.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

An English actress has recently
made 100000 specializing in stocks.
She says she did it all without the aid
of tips" Moral: Always beware of
tips" on stocks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

The princess who has been selected
for King Alfonso is several months
older than he, and the records can't be
doctored. Being a princess has draw
backs, too.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Boston, according to the Herald, "is
getting exceptionally healthy" People
who can survive a steady diet of
beans. brown bread and Goldfish must
be painfully healthy.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Thirty-two babies were born In two
days to families of working men en-
ployed at the Carnegie steel plant at
Homestead, Pa. The stork was work
Inc over time.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Mems pockets are to be made deep
er and wider this season. This looks
like a neat stroke of sarcasm on the
part of the tailors.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

An Alabama editor has been APP
pointed convict inspector in that
state. Glad to see the profession rec
ognized on any terms.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

President Roosevelt might find quite
a number of 100000 men" if he were
to take them at the estimate of their
wives.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Lille Devereux Blake has discov-
cred that it was a ounce instead of
an apple which Eve gave Adam. No
wonder trouble followed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Commander Peary has a 100000
ship, and hopes he is man of the
proper figure to sail it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Customs officials might find Difficult
ty in proving that frogs legs are "a
nonessential article" They are GER
tainly essential to the frogs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13
Murder Results in Acouittai.

Sioux City, April 8.-His plea of
self defense resulted in verdict OF
mot guilty for George Coffey, who
has been on trial for the murder of
Joe st. Pierre over kiss in a res
sort Sunday morning, March IL. The
Jury was out seven hours before re-
turning the verdict Of acquittal. The
instructions of Judge Oliver were IA.
vorable to the defendant, the court
stating that it was evident from the
evidence that st. Pierre started the
quarrel. Coffey had stabbed the man.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

A strange evidence of politeness is
frequently seen in. Thibet. When
friends meet, each holds up clasped
hand and sticks out the tongue.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

1t now costs $S2,5OO to get into the
New York Stock Exchange. Often
costs more than that to get out again.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Acid plus salt makes life, according
% Prof. Loeb. But you have to know
the recipe.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13
Reinbeck Robbers Get Five Years.

Cedar Rapids, April Judge Reed
of the federal court sentenced James
Moore and John Roach, the Reinbeck
postoffice robbers. to five years in the
penitentiary and $500 fine. Both
pleaded guilty. They will be taken to
Anamosa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

French undertakers prey on dead
Americans. Well, unlike hotel keepers
and others, they lave no chance at
live ones.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

King Edward has given up the
white vest habit. and this country
may now be expected to hew to his
clothes line.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Counting the four-legged variety
only, the census bureau found in this
country 47,329,517 hogs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

The New York World says paint
is sure sign of prosperity" But so
many girls will put out the sign, re-
CARELESS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Unfortunately for Sir Thomas. the
British cannot build yachts as well
as they can play checkers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

The Berliners are playing poker to
beat the band. Another American in
Vasion, no doubt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Two New York detectives are
rumored to have "spurned brides"
Evidently misprint for "urned."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Chicago has a whistling choir. How
does the tenor ever resist the tempta-
ton, when the soprano Fuckers?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

The New York Evening Post con-
fesses to atrabiliarity. Only those
have 1t who own dictionaries.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

The reigning favorites seem to
have attentions showered upon them
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Henry James says the American girl
Is elusive. Not if the boy comes with
"theater tickets.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Massachusetts, now proposes to tax
cats. This bill should include the sort
that play in our back yard.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13
THOUGHT SHE WOULD DIE.

Mrs. s. w. Marine Of Colorado Springs
Began to Fear the Worst-Doans
Kidney Pills Saved Her.
Mrs. Sarah Marine. of AIS ST. Urain
street, Colorado Springs, Colo. Presi-
dent of the Glen Eyrie Club, writes:
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

advised me to try Doans Kidney Pills.
Within week after began using
them I was so much better that ! de-
cided to keep up the treatment, and
when i had used little over two
boxes was entirely we'll have now
enjoyed the best of health for more
than four months. and words can but
poorly express my gratitude"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, NY.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Today is the father of Tomorrow
and the child of Yesterday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13
CAR FEARS WRATH OF PEOPLE
Russia's Ruler Did Not Attend Parade
Of His Own REGIMENT.

st. Petersburg, April 8.-The an
nual parade of the horse guards, al.
ways heretofore one of the most
spectacular military ceremonies as
we'll as social functions Of the year,
was chiefly notable yesterday by the
absence of Emperor Nicholas and the
imperial family. The horse guards
Is the emperor's own regiment and
never before has he failed to attend
its annual parade. With the empress,
dowager empress and the entire court,
the emperor remained at Tsarskoe-
Selo. The only grand dukes who ven-
tured out Of their palaces were Mich.
olas, Boris and Alexander Michaelo-
witch, the first named representing
the emperor.
The danger to the imperial family
was regarded as especially great yes
terday, as it happened that this was
the festival of the Immaculate Con-
ception, one of the strictest religious
holidays. The entire population was
in the streets and the fear of an I'M
toward incident in view of the activ-
ity of the terrorists induced extraor-
binary precautions.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

4 SuASh~ M
three years with
8 evere back
ache. The doc
tors told me my
kidneys were at.
| fected and pre-
Ascribed m Q d !.
acines for me. but
III found that 1t
Twas only a waste
Of tim 9 and
money to take
them. and began
to tear that !
would never get
well. A friend
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13
Toao's Heel siahted Off Phllipplne

Chicago, April IA special to the
Daily News from Batavia, Java, says:
"Togo's feet was sighted this morn
ing south Of the island of Mindanao,
the southernmost of the Philippine
group"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-04-13

Why preach eternal happiness and
deck ourselves with crepe?
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29

amendments that do not nullify its OBJ
ject, which is TO prevent a husband
escaping the payment of his Just debts
by transferring his property to his
wife.
There is to be a fight over the final
passage Of bill before the Assembly
providing that go per cent Of all money
apportioned counties by the State for
school purposes shall be expended for
teachers salaries. When 1t was called
UP for second reading Chandler opposed
it, saying he did not believe in fixing
an arbitrary rate, as extraordinary cir
cumstances might arise at some time
in some district that would work a
harm under such law. The bill was
Withdrawn temporarily. 1t was framed
to prevent trustees underpaying teach
ers and boarding up money that should
go to them to build schoolhouses with.
The bill apprOpriating S250,000 for an
agricultural college will be reported on
by the Ways and Means Committee Of
the Assembly at the same time as that
carrying an appropriation for $3.50, 900
for university farm. At present there
are two bills providing for the farm.
The object In introducing both Of these
was that the Committees on Agricul-
ture and Education might consider
them at the same time and expedite the
course of the one to be pressed. One
of them will be withdrawn after they
reach the Ways and Means Committee.
A bill introduced In the Assembly by
Treadwell establishes the position Of
official appraiser OF estates Of deceased
persons in the various counties and
provides for the appointment Of such
appraisers by the Superior benches.
Treadwelrs bill provides that the COM
pensatlon of all appraisers created by
it shall be SIS q day.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
lob OF COACH
OPEN TO ALL

During the next four years the Uni
versity Of California and Stanford UNI
versity may hire professional coaches
or amateur coaches or any kind OF
coaches they see At. This decision was
reached last night, after long confer
epce between the members of the inter-
collegiate rules committee. consisting
Of Everett Brown, L. J. Bishop and
Ezra Decoto Of California, and Charles
M. Fickert, ]. J. Barrett and John T.
Nourse Of Stanford.
The question of coaches has been an
important factor for the rules commit
tee to decide for a long time, and the
verdict will be received in the usual
manner-with Joy by some and sorrow
by others. The Stanford men fought
the measure to standstill and favored
the old system, limiting the selecting
of coaches to the alumni Of the two coll
leges. The blue and gold representa-
tives wanted an open system, and af-
ter a long and a tedious discussion the
latter system was adopted. It Is only
q recommendation, however. as the
question will be brought up before both
colleges. 1t is a foregone conclusion
that its adoption is assured.
Another Important ruling was made
committee decided the ball players from
each college may hereafter engage in
contests with professionals and others
where admission fee Is charged pro-
viding they receive the sanction of the
university authorities. This let's down
the barrier to a certain extent and
gives the college ball tosser much more
leeway than he has enjoyed in the past
1t does not make for that strict anna
teurism for which the universities are
supposed to stand.
After a stubborn contest the commit
tee decided to eliminate intercolleiate
freshman baseball, although Stanford
has already made arrangements to put
a team in the field. intercollegiate
freshman track meets will be In order
In the next four years. This was
adopted as a substitute for the fresh
man baseball This was also fought
against bitterly by some Of the COM
mittee, who seemed strongly opposed to
freshman sports in general.
The big football game this year will
be held on the Stanford campus on the
second Saturday in November, while
the freshman game will take place on
the Berkeley campus at date to be
named later. The two colleges will al
ternate each year. The field day this
year. will take place at Berkeley and
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
.JOCOSE JURORS
ANGER A JUDGE

REDDING, Jan. 2S.-In addition to
bringing In a verdict Of not guilty in
battery case, ten Of the Jurors In
the Justices Court at Keswick Town
ship this afternoon brought In a sep
arate verdict finding 1.-The prosecution
guilty of keeping us from our work. !"
Two of the jurors would not sign the
second verdict. AS soon as 1t was re-
turned Justice Hardey found the ten
jurors guilty of contempt Of court and
fined them $5 apiece. He gave them
until Monday morning at IL o'clock in
which to pay the fines.
Judge Bardey said tonight that any
juror who fails to pay the fine will be
sent to the County Jail He has sworn
in two extra deputies to aid the Con-
stable Of his court and has engaged
four-horse team to bring the joking
jurors to prison In the event of them
not paying their fines
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
FORMER STUDENTS WILL
FORM AN ASSOCIATION
Men Who Attended Sacred Heart Col
lege Will Perpetuate Traditions
of Alma Mater.

Former students of Sacred Heart
College will gather at the institution
tomorrow night to try to form an as
sociation of the "old boys" Several
of those who received their education
at Sacred Heart met last Tuesday and
formulated the project. Brother
Xenophon, president of the college,
was chairman of the meeting and an
enthusiastic advocate Of the idea.
among the former pupils who attend
ed were j. J. Flynn. T. H. Maginnis,
Peter ]. Mccormick and Frank S,
brady.
The object of the association is to
renew ties Of friendship made In
school days and to keep alive the
spirit of alma mater. All old stu
dents of Sacred Heart are urged to
interest themselves In the movement
whether they are graduates or not. The
meeting will be held In the college
building at s y. m. sharp.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
ADVERTISEMENT
What Sulphur Does
Forcthc Human Body in Health and
Disease

FOrcihc Human Body in Health and
Disease.
The mention of sulphur viii recall to
many of US the early days when our
mothers and grandmothers gave US our
daily dose of sulphur and molasses
every spring and fall
1t Tas the universal spring and fall
blood purifier" tonic and cure-all, and
mind you, this old-fashioned remedy
was not without merit.
The idea was good. but the remedy
was crude and unpalatable, and a large
quantity had to be taken to get any
effect.
Nowadays we get all the beneficial
effects of sulphur in a palatable, con-
centrated. form, so that a single grain
is far more effective than a tablespoon
ful of the crude sulphur.
IN recent yeasCs, research and experi-
ment have proven that the best sulphur
for medicinal use is that obtained from
Calcium Calcium Sulphide) and sold in
drug stores under the name of Stuart's
Calcium Waters. They are small cho
colate coated pellets and contain the
active medicinal principle of sulphur in
highly concentrated, effective form.
Few people are aware of the yalue of
this form of sulphur in restoring and
maintaining bodily vigor and health:
sulphur acts directly on the liver. and
excretory organs and purifies and en-
riches the blood by the prompt eIirnina-
ton of waste material
Our grandmothers knew this when
they dosed US with sulphur and mo-
lasses every spring and fall, obut the
crudity and impurity of ordinary flow
ers of sulphur were often worse than
the disease, and cannot compare with
! the modern concentrated preparations
OF sulphur, of which Stuart's Calcium
Waters is undoubtedly the best and
most widely used.
They are the natural antidote for liv-
er and kidney troubles and cure consti-
patton and purify the blood in a wav
that often surprises patient and physi-
clan alike.
DR.. r. M. Wilkins while experiment
ing with sulphur remedies soon found
that the sulphur from Calcium was su-
perior to any other form. He saws:
For liver, kidney and blood troubles.
especially when resulting from consti
patton or malaria, l have been sur
prised at the results obtained from
Stuart's Calcium Waters. In patients
suffering from boils and pimpIes and
even deep-seated carbuncles, have re-
peatedly seen them dry up and disap-
pear in four or five days, leaving the
skin clear and smooth. Although Stu
arts Calcium Waters is a proprietary
article, and sold by druggists, and for
that reason tabooed by many physi-
clans, yet / know Of nothing so safe
and reliable for constipation, liver and
kidney troubles and especially in all
forms of skin disease as this remedy"
AT any rate people who are tired of
pills, cathartics and so-called blood
purifiers will find in Stuart's CAL
cium Waters, d far safer, more pala-
table and effective preparation.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
Chinaman Dies Suddenly.

Yee Sun Wo, a Chinese laundry
worker, died on the ferry-boat Berke-
ley yesterday afternoon while coming
from the overland train to this city.
He had just arrived from Pittsburg
with two of his countrymen, bound
for China, in which country he ex-
pected to die, he having been afflicted
for a long time with a. fatal ailment.
Only $3.50 was found on his person.
His Chinese companions disappeared.
but several hours later one of them
came to the Coroner's. Office and gave
the foregoing particulars. He gave
his San Francisco address as .652
Commercial street. The dead mans
baggage has disappeared.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
/. Botn I4itigants Lose.

F.A. de Lucca brought suit against
w. M. Price, Justice Of the Peace of
San Diego. to see II the latter had
any legal right to issue a search war
rant There was no claim for dam
ages. as the warrant had not been
used, but the contestants simply
sought information. The Supreme
Court refuses to delve into it's tones
to satisfy the curiosity of the San Die
gans and dismisses the case. The lit
igants both lose. To see who will pay
the costs they will have to go over
the line into Mexico and fight 1t out
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
ADvERTIsEBfENTs.
ADVERTISEMENTS.
- ~
Cures Colds and
G RI p

The symptoms of Grip are: Inf1u-
enza-watery eyes and nose-pains
and soreness in the head and chest
Pleurisy pains in the side-lame back,
with pains in the limbs-violent,
racking Cough. incessant like Bron-
chitis-sore, swollen throat. like
Quinsy, but seldom ulcerated-great
and general prostration, lassitude, dis
inclination If not total incapacity for
work-feverishness, great thirst. II
you have any of these symptoms. DR..
Humphreys "Seventy-seven" is the
remedy and cure needed. '77" will
break up the Grip or Cold and pre-
vent an attack of Pneumonia.
At Druggists. % cents mailed.
Humphrey Homso Medicine Ca. seg. Wxl-
Nam and John streets. New York
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
formations will occur regularly there

after.
The varsity. baseball games are to be
played on the first and second Satur-
days in April In case Of tie the final
game will take place on the fourth Sat-
urday. The tennis match is to be de-
cided on the morning Of the third Sun
day in April, while the annual regatta
will take place on the first Saturday in
May, or the date may be changed later.
No student shall compete in any in
tercollegiate event after being In coll
lege for four years. Should he remain
out of athletics or stay away from
college for one year Of that time 1t will
be deducted and will not count against
him. - 80
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
True Confession
Bargain Hunters
Here are some LADIES'
HOSE SUPPORTERS.

Here are some LADIES'
HOSE SUPPORTERS.
The e manufacturers
will be surprised at the
low price we are selling
them for.
SIDE SUPPORTERS.
Made of fancy frilled
Isle elastic; fancy metal
button; in fancy fieur de
lis design; patent Kant
Kome Undone" clasp;
in pink and blue; can
be attached to any part
of the corset-front or
side; don't judge the
quality by the low price;
you will be agreeably
surprised when you see
them. Price, a pair.
t................. 1OC
LADIES' HOSE SUP
PORTERS Form i'm
proven; straight front
and abdominal reduc-
ing; shaped pad with
belt attached; 4 straps
of French elastic; metal
buckles; velvet grip
rubber clasp; in pink.
blue, red and black. If
you have paid soc a
pair elsewhere, inspect
these and then you
viii find how low
n the Price Cutter
sells them :.
j !. "A pair Zoo
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
ooMpAaNIE eENERALE rRAssATLAsTIouE

DIRECT LINE TO HAvRE-Paris: <1eEEk.
Sailing every Thursday instead ofXAk&G
SATURDAY, at 10 a. m. from Pier AZ.
North River. foot Of Morton St
First class to Havre, $40 and upward. Sec
ond class TO Havre, S45 and upward. GEN
ERAL AGENCY FOR UNITED STATES AND
CANADA. 80 Broadway Hudson building.
New York J. F. FUGAZI & co. Pacific Coast
Agents Montgomery avenue. San Francisco.
Tickets sold by all Railroad Ticket Agents
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
75c, and a Wetting Might Cost
You More

Here are some GENTS UNI
BRELLAS-Rainpr and stainless
black, covered with Italian twill
cloth; steel rod and paragon frame;
wood. lockwood. Congo and fancy
metal handles to choose from. II
you pay q dollar or a dollar and a
half you cannot get any better value.
Why not prepare for rain and buy
these for .76c
LADIES' UMBRELLAS - Steel
rod and steel frame; covered with
fast black mercerized cloth; horn
and mother-of-pearl handles. Price
S9c
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
Here Is Some Good News About
: Ladies' pctticOatS

1t will be worth your while to
come and inspect them. Made of
black and white effect nearsilk,
trimmed with 15-inch founce and
8 ruff1es and rows Of ftailor-stitched
bands. 1t has a cry of silk, also
looks, but longer In wear and short
er in price .0SC
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
Down in Our Bargain Basement

GENTS GOWNS-Made of steam
shrunk striped colored fannelette;
perfectly finished; literally made.
Price .75C
CHILDRENS NIGHT GOWNS
Made of extra heavy Daisy flannel;
solid color yoke; silk embroidered;
in pink and blue stripes; 65c and
S5c quality; small sizes marked to
close SOC
Some slightly soiled from handling
and being displayed in the windows;
trimmed with an 1S-inch f1ounce:
rows of torchon lace insertion and
edging to MATCH, made OF soft
bleached muslin. II made to order
would not be any better. On sale
In our bargain basement. .... $50
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
- Ils1 II XsI53 :13;39A
House Jackets

Made of Queen twilled flannel
cite; blouse effect; full sleeves; col
lar, cuff and box pleat trimmed with
a fancy colored Persian band; in
red, navy, tan and green. Only one
store for such good values as these.
Price ................ .O0c
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
PIN YOUR FAITH TO THE PRICE CUTTERS NNIE STORE for
ADVERTISEMENT YOU'LL FIND HIS THE 0lVE> VALUES.
Silk Gloves for Winter Wear

The celebrated s'KAYSER" La
DIES GLOVE-Made of. silk taf-
feta; double finger tips; three rows
of stitching on the back; double
patent clasps; in tan, gray, black
and white. Price SOC
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-29
Attention, Dressmakers

Here are some DRESS SHIELDS
for less than you can buy them
wholesale. Nainsook covered; vege-
table lined, WHICH is washable and
odorless; small and medium sizes
....... "A pair Sc