The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-25
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Beautiful Gothic Granary Erected by Day Labor the
Leland Farm at Itchvle, Tips Over When the Zephyr
Signs Thru It's Rafters Mystery the Output Of
Local Sausage Machine Run by Gasoline Power
nR w. K LELAND Of Utica ILL.,, arrived at Litchville,
- N D.. a few weeks ago to superinend putting up a
granary his farm. AS the carpenters were all busly
employed elsewhere Leland started in to build the struc
ure himself Not being adept at the hammer the doctor
sometimes passed by the steel nail in favor OF the hnger
impregnaed the ozoneaden atmosphere OF the
north with strong talk that went Nothing makes man
so mad pound his finger when mailing the barn.
When the nearly completed zephyr signed
its rafters tipping the granary and hitting the
lid off, Nobody recorded what the doctor said but he
cured threshng and pulley They managed to set
granay its pins again. kided the roof up on top
and spiked down. The doctor then took the granarys
temperature and pronounced it normal One or two extra
anchors were OUT and the building ready for
the grain.
Lelands granary not the only exciting incident last
week that Lchve in a fever Chaser Anderson
installed gasoline engine to their machine
The engine of the intermittent variety 1t when
you don want it to, and when you do 1t won't ana on
those days consequently clear Of the Mystery
of the Sausage Fido's Last Zip About the time when
Henry gets mad and threatens to smash the old thing
she goes rafting away like appeparer, throwing off
sausage until the Lchve butcher shops fairly bark with
the linked szzeproducer and everybody is prepared for
the Wurst.
The Miller Is d. Sun has been throwing lmelight
the modern Indian who stated occasions visiting the
country around Miller Many people will be surprised to
find that the Indian not performing all the
drudgery formerly. The Sun says:
"Crow Dog and Iron Ribs during their stay north Of
this week carried the loads the tepees their
backs The also hitch the ponies and do the driving
The babies being named Alice, Teddy, Maude Marie,
Belle ETC.. instead Of the old
choked with emotion Grow Dog, Grow Creek brave hur
ried into J. w. Coqulee's store and asked for shoe
box in which to lay his pappooe that had just died at the
teepee the creek north of town. The little Indian
taken back the agency forty-ve miles, and buried
Tenderfeet look upon the Indian with suspicion yet,
however Yankee was overtaken while walking north Of
by Fastwaker the friendly Sioux scout The old In
dian hurrng the slaughter house help butcher
In order not show rudenes to the Yankee for leaving
him. the old the edge Of his hand his throat
few times his way of telling his acquaintance that
he and cut the beefs throat but the eastener in
erpeted the sgnlanguage that his throat
to be cut and he asonished the red by making wild
dash for the town.
The Indian despite the contempt in which he is often
held, pretty good fellow and takes quite naturally
butchering and football But quite naturally the
white man.
Des MONIES dispatch says that Of his Sunday school
class of twenty-five pupils which fourshed in Des Mones
fifty years ago, Judge William Chrsy remember only
who escaped the penitentiary The good" boys
Congressman A. Hull exPostmaster Isaac Brandt
and of them has been sent congress- Judge Chrs
of bad boys in this Methodist Sunday school
and had what he describes "a weekly braw with the
youngsters It nip and tuck keep ORDER In the old
days there always bad class in the Sunday school,
they had in the church themselves, usually
with santly long suffering their prey. She
chosen teacher because she willing to undertake
job the ground Of duty There snicker-
ngs and snortngs coming from the where the bad
boys were, and the superintendent go mad
sionally.
The boys bright enough-no doubt Of that is
bad penny In this particular case they their natural
end-the penentary Too often they 60 to congress
drift into business and become prominent citizens
In reading the dispatch from Des MONIES but
feel thrill of joy that many Of the young climbs of
Satan arrived at their logical goal 1t makes believe
In what the old Hebrews called ''judgment.''
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Dr. W. j. Brady Of Iowa City complains that life has
become nightmare Of noise canned food football and in
dgestibe breakfast food We dodge automobiles have tc
the piano. and know and peace short of the grave
Let's get back to the old farm where the COW is The
science of life interpreted by the leads to
restfuness beyond The suffers from
dyspepsia prosaton She after eating
and chews the cud of peace and contenent
gas BILL the telephone storm sash and collecting books tina
she forms of insanity that the COW passes
Happy, happy COW! "A J. R.
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