New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-04
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Chicago has a noble IL somewhat odorous. water
way called Bubbly Creek The stockyards as
charge into it. 1t has been discovered that the
famous stream will burn. Says local paper;
THAT this historic section of the city's CONNER
caI waterway can bubble, and does bubble and
that it can exude smells compared to which
rendering plant is fragrant morn In budding
June, and does so exude. has long been matter
of local history, If not pride. But that the raIned
old swimming pool can be converted into kinetc
heat energy by the mere application of match
has remained for The Weekly Health Bulletin 10
disclose
1t is now proposed to set the river on fire!
He knew E;nough.-James Francis Burke. now
Congressman from the S2d District Of Pennsylvania
In an address to the graduating class of PfttsDurs
school told the following story.
{aaeat 9 an the and When the
ship entered very dangerous channel ne en-
way, was WHISPERED old man of sixty-eight, with
all the appearance Of having spent most OF MS
q 4 suppose you know all the dangerous places IN
3"The plot looking straight out into the night,
You don't said the magnate, very much sur.
prsed Then why on earth are you In charge OF
that wheel? What do you know?
piled the old pilot much to the satisfaction of the
ma Observation-Disclosures Evening Post
Court etiquette seems to be a little informal
in Beaver County Okla. than 1t is in some OF the
older communities. During the trial Of a case In
Ioofbourrow objected to a question 'incompe-
tent irrelevant and idiotic." Whereupon the ut
torney for the defence stated that if his question
was idotc II was merely because he was trying
to get il down to the level of the witness and the
county attorney The judge overrued the objec-
ton and the trial went The case was of a
sort which has become quite common in Beaver
County lately. wherein farmers who are exasper-
ated beyond endurance by the depredatons OF
their neigh bors' cattle shotgun to drive away
a. he testimony in this showed
that lone spotted faced red had been perfo-
rated with leaden shot. fired from shotgun in the
hands of the defendant, and that four shots had
been extracted from different parts of the anat-
oThy of said COW
Sunday School Teacher-And now Johnny. have
grass graz lo1"1
Johnny-Wen asked pa and he said he guessed
the old gentleman must have gone off his feed
(T3oston Transcript
A fire which swept through the woods near tho
University of California at Berkeley burned the
tent of a freshman. He too poor 10 rent
room in the village and had camped out cooking
his meals.
AND SHE DID.
In a boat on a stream they foatsd along.
He and She on a sweet June day.. .on
(ohl know this is not an appropgl rate song
Bat what matters 1t. anywayD
She sat at the tiller. and he at the oars
And Wished Isl he might IN oa To
With her into Paradise
(And he heaved a couple Of sighs)
And so he asked her to be his wife
(Only he put 1t thus. you see): -
''Ah. will you not promise to hoat through lie
Like this, together with me?
('What chestnutty speech!" thought she)
But she answered: "Oh. yes!through life like this
--" -odd1~ md drift and float
(Which shows that she was wise little miss
- Vas Iuing the work, you'll note
she steering the boato
'''Any one stealing wood will get blowed to
pieces is the sign that Landlord Pew has posted
on his woodshed at the hotel says The Guilford
1do) Times" Notwithstanding this fact. our
woodpiIe having exhausted Monday, we decided
slip down and get armful of wood while the
landlord was peacefully slumbering. thinking he
would be none the wiser We got the wood all
right without his knowledge of the fact but there
a charge OF powder in one stick. Now
looking for a new stove. Our circulation of papers
increased very rapidly for few moments a
result OF the explosion
soUTHEY UP TO DATE.
You old Father William" the young said
And your hair has become very white.
You Were sixty last birthday and yet you're not
dead
Do you think a. your axs IS. quite Hxhtr.