Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-02-02

the well known character, support
ed by Ralph Moody, Eddie Daley,
Ludwig Oppenheimer, George Mis-
KEEL, May Miskel, Jeanne Bernard,
Tess Munroe, Isabel Moran and
the charming soubrette, Violet
Edell. Also ten bright specialties
will be introduced during and be-
tween all acts. All the latest
songs, sweet, catchy music and a
large, well drilled chorus. Get
your seats early at the drug store.
Tuesday night, Glove and 10y
atty" Wednesday night, 1.-TWO
Country Kids"
An inebriate calf is a freak ami
NAL of this city. 1t belongs to
Judge Tom Doris, who intends to
send it to a Kelly cure if the brute
cannot be broken of its bad habits
otherwise. The calfis a sot drunk
ard, and can outbooze a red-nosed
hobo from Lincoln county, KY. It
came about this way: The calf
took sick. 1t was a beautiful little
creature and it's owners began to
doctorit. Simple remedies seemed
of no avail and finally the advice
of DR.. Mayes was sought. The DIR.
thought he detected heart trouble
and prescribed brandy in copious
quantities, which Judge Doris
supplied from his own select lab
oratory. AS the calf began to
booze, it also began to improve.
1t is we'll now, except 1t will have
heart trouble if not supplied with
bourbon. 1t knows a bottle as far
as it can see, and given one tight
ly corked will lick the stopper out
and drink the contents as quickly
as any booze-ighter of the two
legged tribe.-Hayti Argus.
The most crying need of this To-
cality is a commodious, modern
summer hotel. Nature has furn-
ished all the outside accessories to
such an institution-pure water,
health-giving air and diversified
scenery. There r dozen To-
cations in the Valley suited to the
purpose. The old hotel grounds
in Arcadia, the Soc Newman place,
west of town, the ample spread Of
table-land on Shepherd Mountain,
the Goulding park and premises,
the Emerson place-any one of
these could be made to induce
summer visitors and retain them
from year to year. If ever the
hand of Nature labeled a locality
to it's purpose, she has designated
the Arcadia Valley as a refuge for
the city denizen flying the heats
of summer and the malaria
stricken victim of less favored
regions. Every summer the limit
ed accommodations we have are
taxed to the utmost and the cry is
for their enlargement. l suppose
everything will come around in
time, but l long to see matters in
this line fastened just a little.
Henry Harris, charged with
shooting Dan Sparks, was given a
preliminary hearing before Justice
E. w. Porter on Wednesday and
dismissed. His father, Jim Har-
ris, as shown by the evidence
heard, fred the shot which killed
Sparks, and as the indictment
against young Harris read "for
killing Sparks" he was dismissed,
but by evidence heard it seems
that the young man had a revolver
and was very active in the row.
Attorney Ben H. Marbury defend
ed young Harris while Prosecuting
Attorney Geo. M. Wilson appeared
for the State. Jim Harris will be
given a preliminary hearing before
Justice Porter on February Is next
and his bond was fixed at $1,000.
Harris and Justice Porter are
brothers-in-law, their wives being
twin sisters. The case against
Tasting Parks for flourishing a
weapon was dismissed, as it was
shown that Parks was still consta-
BILE of Iron Township and had a
right to carry a pistol. James
Devine, who was elected constable
of Iron Township at the November
election, never qualified. -Farm-
ington News.
When an agent boasts of having
sold the machinery for one hum
dred and fifty creameries, it makes
me think a little. A couple of
promoters are sent out by the
house manufacturing this machin-
cry; they go to this community
and that and arouse their interest
in the new enterprise; subscrib-
ers foot the bills and the COM
pany sells the machinery. That's
all the interest the party last nam
ed has in the matter. The new
venture may pay, and it may not;
but all the risk lies, not with the
promoters, but those who put up
the money. In any event, the ma
chinery has been sold for good,
hard cash. I don't say that the
promoters method is either lille
ultimate or dishonest; but it seems
to me that any community capable
of ~proftably i~nstituting or running
a plant of any kind ought to have
the business sense to say just when
and where it is needed. If they
haven't, the outsider who sees the
opportunity to which they are
blinded, will come, invest his own
money, and runthe business. The
plants we have were so establish
ed.
Breakfast food-12 1-2c quality
for Be per package at Lopez Store
Co.