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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

Those discussions on the Moral
Law read wonderfully like Hghton.
And Moral Law has about the same
place in the Advertiser as Holy wa.
Ger in the DEVILS canteen.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

II is to be hoped that the Super
visor's complete report will now be
forthcoming to determine whether the
garbage department has been managed
in the interests of politics or the people.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

A wise Supervisor in Hilo couldn't
see the reason for tourists coming to
see our volcano when, according to re-
ports brought TO him. one had broken
out in the States. His argument Is
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

As the sensation over Boodler Bun
ker's confession cools down, it prom
Uses to be Just enough of a confession
to get Bunker free and not hurt any
one else very badly.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18
HOUSES TO LET

Fort st., 2 bedrooms ......... $4,000
Puunui Ave., 8 bedrooms ...... $500
Christiey Lane, 2 bedrooms -. $500
Kinau St., 6 bedrooms ......... $4,000
Punehbowl Ave, 2 bedrooms .$12o 90
Aloha Lane, 2 bedrooms ........ $500
King St., 8 bedrooms ..........$3o.Co
Vineyard St., 2 bedrooms ......$1s.oo
Vineyard St., 2 bedrooms ......$15oo
kinsu St., bedrooms ........ $500
Manoa Valley, 2 bedrooms $4,000
Waikiki Beach (furnished), S
bedrooms ...............$5 $4,000
Vineyard st. (furnished), 2 bed
rooms ......''..'..'''' SHooo
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18
1t Is Cool
THESE DAYS
AT HALEIWA.
JUST THE PLACE TO SPEND
YOUR VACATION.
The best of everything

ALL SToRTS OF AMUSEMENT,
ALL KINDS OF RECREATION,
ALL THE COMFORTS OF HOME.
Tickets and information at Oahu
Railway station and Trent & Co., or
ring UP Halelwa Hotel, King So.
On Sundays the Haleiwa Limited, a
two-hour train, leaves at 8:22 a. M;
returning, arrives In Honolulu at 1910
p. m. i,J,l
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

1t was an all red Regatta Day all
along the line. With just enough rep
resentation of the blue to remind them
that they'll be there next time.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

The delay of the court sessions to
learn whether the operations are legal
reminds one of Justice halting to dis
covtr whether 1t is awake.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

1t is probably too much to expect
that one Of Harriman's steamers should
be held that w. J. Bryan might make
a speech.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18
MONDAY. 900. SEPTEMBER is, 1905

Possibly Hawaii County contem.
plates saving money on its prisoners
TO pay for the County band.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

Largest stock Of School Text Books
in Honolulu, and sold at cost prices.
Wall, Nichols Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
Payable In Advance.
~erritory Of Hawaii,
Honolulu, County Of Oahu.

Honolulu, County Of Oahu.
c. @. BOCKUS. Business Manager OF
lhc BULLETIN PUBLISHING COM
ANY, LIMITED. being first duly
sworn, on oath. deposes and says:
That the following Ia a true and
correct statement Of circulation foi
the week ending Sept. 18th, 1905,
OF the Daily and Weekly Editions oi
the Evening Bulletin
Circulation OF Evening Bulletin.
Saturday, Sept. 9............25 23
Monday, sept. l1............. 212z
Tuesday, Sept. 12............21 ot
Wednesday, Sept. 13..............21e
Thursday, Sept. .2178
Friday, Sept, IS. .2115
Average DAILY CIRCULATION. .22o6
Circulation Of Weekly Bulletin.
Tuesday, Sept. ~ 1887
Number Of Weeklies delivered on
island Of Hawaii alone ..... 1896
Combined euARANl Fed average
circulation .. ..........,.I DS.B
BULLETIN PUBLISHING COMPANY
LIMITED,
by c. G.. BOCKUS,
Bus. Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to be-
fore me this 18th day Of
ISEALl Sept, A. D. 1905.
p. II. BURNETTE,
Notary Public, First Judicial Cir
cult, County Of Oahu, Terrific
nv of Hawaii.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-18

Fine Job Printing at The Bulletin
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
GOVERNMENT
WILL. HOLD OUT


taleH Fsh ae ar daH'a
mo 3iHs d ~ i~4.ea' itit rather
mp or 81 the lahhies
a ae eat sl.l aengs q
lo.d cur tn tae{oad Of tie sess-o
Fae goreranen is le5islat We program,
aten 4 deYana III TIE mair 10 cial
tetsa ass vii u 1lifiy po9aiar, whist
lhe avoidance Of difficult questions
like that Of redis rlbuticn of seats and
From er Balfours firmness in thrust-
a asi9: the fiscal pr ell all will
end In the sane direction
On the her hand. the liberals ap
Dear TO be as distant as eve fra.nsany
approach 70 unanimity On the vexed
question of leadership. Sir Henry
Campbell Bannerman. Earl Spencer,
Herbert Henry Asqui ana Sir Henry
Hartley Fowler all are spoken of as
possible leaders Of the neXt LIBERAL
ministry to say nothing of Rosebury's
even superior claim 70 that position
should he be inclined TO exert his un.
doubted influence Everything will
depend upon Balfour's success in hold
ing his followers together and over
coming the apathy born of knowledge
hat the whole country is looking for
and expecting a general election.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
BRIDES TOES FRosrsITTgN
While She Fled From Angry Father,
But Wedding Took Place.

Pittsburg. Feb. 14.--Dennis Holan-
20. an Italian. and Amelia O'Brien, a
neat little Irish miss of 10. were mar
ried az her fathers home in Imperial
this evening. The bride had her toes
frostbittten some days ago. butt taat
did no interfere with he wedding o
day.
-Four days ago Dennis and Amelia
sarted to elope. They did not have any
money so they walked ITO Steuben-
vile. o., through the snow. The dis
lance is o. miles, but they made It,
camping by a fire in the woods at
night. Once they we're Oyertaken by
angry Papa O'Brien. who wos prompt
ly whipped by Dennis. and the fight
was continued.
They reached Steubenville all right
but Dennis and Amelia we're heartt
broken when told that no license
could be issued because the girl was
but Is years old Back they tramped
through the drifts. reaching the faith
er's home last night. They begged for
giveness. Today the father OF tbs
child came TO pi.tsburg with Dennll
aud The Iicenre was taken cut.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
HINClES WITH
NATIONS POOR
CONTINUED from first page.l

expressed warmest admiration for
Roosevelt.
Kossuth, the Hungarian statesman,
SEM the following telegram:
Deliver at the banquet congratua,
tons of our party to President Roose-
welt"
The president introduced.
The president was introduced by
Chairman Braun. who after short
speech, proposed the presidents
health
Il present he said. The man who
gives everybody a square deal, no
more. no less
The applause was deafening as The
president arose and faced the crowded
room. When silence was obtained he
delivered brief speech in which he
told of the duties of an American cit
izen as he saw them. He said among
other things:
The Presidents Spesch.
I'VE eanpot keep too clearly be
fore our minds the fact that for the
saecess Ct our eiviliya ion what s
7Saded IS M, g much brilliant ability
ao' much unusual gsnius as pes
essjnn BY The areraee man of The
lulau hone.y, vofA-a-3ay virtues that
make tnat man good father a gooi
husband ana good friend and ne gh
ur decent man with whom flo IDEAS
q all relations OF liie.
fjsed o. agdteoas Mer.
w nGf go.i Avs. we neei non
est naturalization If he laws and a'e
aaans, a.foT1 70 be con.ented with
less; out more than aught else we
need tsat the average man shall have
iu hiB the feeling ira viii make hsm
| -Nswed 20 do wrong or 10 subm! @
ranc AND 1Gt vii. make h.Ia feei 1t
his bounded duty TO help chose that
ere weaker, to help those especially
that are in any way dependent upon
him. and while in no way losing his
power of individual initiative, TO cul-
tiva without ceasing the further
power OF acting in combination with
his fellows for common end of social
uplifting and Of good government"
The president left the hall when his
speech was finished. Congressman
Sulzer followed in a brief speech in
whish he declared the president "is a
friend of the plain people, and that
che wants to give every man in all
the land from the richest TO the poor
est. from the highest to che lowest, an
equal opportunity, fair chance, and
square deal
Sulzer declared that though Dem
ucrat he has always supported tht
president in his cffcrts in behalf o.
the people and would continue 10 d.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
AN EDITORS TROUBLES.

TIE editor IF the Dillon, Wyoming
pUhteact, aus describes his woes
Hitting uewspoper. IL a nieg
pe IA we pnhiieh Jokes people say
sr aCle-JIained IF we don't W.
fossils " we publish Original
atta they say we lon.t give Them
uaueh selections 2 we give them
selections they gay We are 90 lazy
D write. # We dcu 60 to church we
ttg haathena # We 10 e. to church
%e are hynocrites If We remain at
ba'6ffiee ae ought 10 be out looking
Tor news toms If We do go GU
hen we are not attending to business
If we wear old clothes they laugh at
us. II we wear good clothes the
say we have a pull Now, wha' are
we 10 do? JUS as likely as not some
one will say we stole this from an
exchange. SO we did. It's from the
Wyoming Derrick"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
OPTIMISM.

The spirit OF optimism is lowering
over the country with the bright hope
Of better things and grander achieve
ments. Progress is moving with a
broader phalanx. and moral and po
li.ical reform In marching hand in
hand with material accomplishments,
The walls Of pessinism sound out Of
tune and harsh at this time They
are not inspired by sympathy or char.
fly, but are born of unnatural and un.
justifiable discomfort. There is no
such thing as betterment aud advance
men. when faith and optimism do not
lead the RqYiAemphis News-seimri
tar as#
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

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This il moi 4 ease for the p9ul ry
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News VII. oh further contends that II
remedies arc ~ he anulied apparent'y
they must come through the attorney
general That official might do well
now 10 find out how far the packers
combine has mastered the last lesson
administered TO il and ascertain
whether II does not REQUIRE another.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
DR.. ". R. HARPER
IN SERIOUS FIX
PRESIDENT OF CHICAGO UNiVER-
sITY MUST UNDERGO ANoTH.
Err oPERATloN-soNs ARE
SUMMONED HOME.

Chicago, Feb. l4.-Dr, William r.
Harper, president of the University Of
chicago, will undergo another opera
ion within a week. His case has
been studied by prominent specialists
and it has been decided that it Is nee
assary for Harper to arrange his af-
fairs with a view to an absence from
lis post for some tine. His son, Sam,
mel, who has been in Moscow, Russia,
all winter, and his brother, Robert,
who has been a Constantinople, are
IN their way home. and they are ex
'ected to reach Chicago before the or.
ation upon the doctor is performed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
GOVERNOR ADAMS CLOSES
His Defense in the Contest For Colo
RADIO covernorship.

Denver. Col. Feb. 1i.-Governor
Adams closed his defense in the con
.cs.t = ~ g5Vc-1-~sh.D tonight, and
t9ric-row Former Governor Peabody
viii begin his presentation of evil
dencc in rebuttal, for which five days
are allowed under the rules govern
Ing the contest. The legislative com.
mittee is required to repor. its find
lngs to the legislature March LIST. and
on March End the contest will be de
cided.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE


Emperor William has over $50 mill.
tsry and naval uniforms. No other
monarch has 50 many.
By the will Of the late Prof A. S.
Wheeler of the Yale law school the
university is given MS valuable library
on Roman law.
The children. grandchildren. great
grandchildren, and great-great grand
children of the dowager duchess of
Abercorn number 12S.
The anthem Union and Liberty. -
composed by Prof. H ". Parker OF
the musical department Of Yale for the
inauguration exercises, will be sung
by a chorus of 500 voices.
Sir Henry A. Blake. governor Of Cey
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
INDIANA DIVORCE BILL.
Passes state Senate-lt Separates on
Probation.

indianapolis, Ind, Feb. 1.-THE sen.
ate today passed the Roemler divorce
bill. 1t provides that decree OF di
vorce shall be temporary for period
of six months, after which time the
decree may become absolute If either
party filed a petition showing costs
had been paid. A court may forbid
either party to remarrying during a
period of two years. Adultery, impo-
tency, desertion, failure TO provide,
criminal conviction, cruel or inhuman
treatment and habitual drunkenness
are named as sufficient reasons for d.
yorcc.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Andre HAS No Mltltafy searEna.

Gen. Andre. who has, been foFceds
out Of the position of minister of war
in the French government, is a man
Of ungainly appearance. Tall, thin.
with a long nose and lean face, he cut
a poor figure beside the smart officers
under his command. He Is strictly
family man.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

The above Is d correct statement Of
the circulation or the Cairo Bulletin,
daily and Sunday, for the year 1904
and for me month or January, 1905.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
his thirsy-firRg day OF January, 1906.
q. L, GILBERT.
Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Tax or Balconies.

The German town Of Bilbrich has
a law which calls Tor a. special tax ons
all householders who have balconies
attached to their houses. These are
considered luxury. The tax none
is used for the Improvement OF. tle
80
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
DIED ON HER SONS GRAVE.

BeIleville Ill, Feb. 14.--Dead and
frozen body of Mrs Margaretha Koehr,
aged So. who has been missing since
Thursday, was found today in Walnut
Hill cemetery. near her sons grave.
She had taken a dose CT earbolic acid.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
kaftirs ohIect 10 chInese.

A sidelight on Chinese Immigration
or Importation into South Africa is
cast b. The following remark IT. the
South African Press Bulle.iz: Quar-.
reis and lights with drawn knives b9
tween Kaffirs and Chinese are of al.
most daily occurrence In market
square. Johannesburg
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Children sodden with Liqu 81.

The cantonal school board of Tl2ino,
in Switzerland, complains in a ciT9i-
lar 10 parents that owing TO children
being allowed at home to partake too
freely of the strong native liquor, boys
and girls often go to school in hope
lessly intoxicated condition.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Tailor lis Overworked.

A London tailor, suing for wages
testified that he worked from Thurs
day morning to late on Saturday night
without break. and when he col
laRsed on his bench and was taken
home his employer dismissed him sum
marily because he could not work OBJ
the Sunday as well. He won his case.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
THE GOOD DIE YOUNG"
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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

The first year of the far eastern
war cost Russia the lives of 1926
men, Japan sI,74s. In dollars It cost
the Japs s354. 200. Gee and Russia
sz02 900. 600. japan has lost twenty
three warships and Russia thirty-fye.
The Russians have had Two admirals
and three generals killed. the Jap
anese none.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
40 go crANaEs.


81 81 asking numerous
tfaa l6 sa
4.i r f8an aHa MN s.trs
- em eaa 4 II viii
ssAa Il aala n.4ceai
kea aor heCormicl sill
IT, esa.d iTo.a st. Petersburg 10
Paris, to succeed Gen. Fer.er WHO re
larAs TO America, AMI Ambassador
Meyer VIII SO from Rome 10 st. Peters
burg Henry White VIII represent the
tfni ed States in Rome Lawrence
Townsend az the. cotsI of Belgium,
till retire and Henry" Wilson, now
Minister to Chill, viii take .Townsend's
place. Ambassador Tower will prob.
ably remain at Berlin.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

saity la al a notei IN Hoi spr.ngs, Az
Kansas. where he went for mis- health
some weeks .ago. From his general
condition before his departure. his
reia ives at W,lteg,oo fear he viii not
recover. HIS f-miiv has he eafaf
tx lis be3side
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

Ne Needs Much More.

There is in Mexico man Of the
name OF John Smith, whose wealth IL
estimated at s45.0oO,000. II will, how
ever. be necessary for him to get
good deal more than that II ne wishes
to make his name stand out promi-
nently.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Scarcity Of Pearls.

The scarcity Of pearls in American
markets is due largely TO the fact that
the women of India and Arabia have
lately taken 10 wearing them. and the
fishers can get as good prices at home
as By exporting them.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Indispensable.

VisI.Or-"'fhat is your fashionable
promenade. isn't It? WHY are all these
skids. and trucks and boxes. and bar
rels, and bags Of coffee and the like
allowed to obstruet the sidewalks at
this end of it,"
Res dent have always under
stood that it is-er-this end Of It
thai pays for keeping the rest of It in
good shape"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
He Didn't TAX. IT very Hare.

An old-fashioned minister was al
ding the last dies of a member Of
church down in Tennessee AID
nv nraistag the virtues of the re-
aa & 4 med to tie ureAyea ms
ii and said. ny gaol hlat g
have been called upon 10 rsrt Tha
cf the best and loyelinsi as
as.' oh, 70 rarrars'a. = rs
and. intasAaef SIC
the best Dgi slf seit -
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

l0n, say 5 lhat olAgliese iaedis..i DJoiss
of the sixth century described sixty
seven varieties OF mosaui oes and Al
kinds of malarlal fever caused by mos
Cuitoeo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

Jay Gould onee said that no Que
man could nlansge more, than 5ee0
miles ! of railroad successfully. Yet
hs son George is managing 1000
siniIes and doing tssEsuecessfully. Il
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Death Of Cent ian Me-

There died rGceE y IL IfF
tria, In her le1st fear
icant named Doratts s1e4 lffd y -t's
hundreds. of pcund7 IRON
persons ny promising them f!.y
sion OF two houses which had no
iStence.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

An Esopus, N. " girl eloped the
other day with a coaehman. Nobody
seems 10 think II worth while 10 stay
at Esopds now gays the Chicago Rec
ord Herald. =
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
OLD AND NEW FASHIONS IN PA
RADEs.

The state opening Of parliament to-
morrow BY King Edward promises to
Sc s pale affair beside the inaugural
parade planned for March 4. The
British puFreyors Of pageantry mean
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

On Washington s. Birthday the presi-
dent Will 90 to Philadelphia He will
make u speech. attend a luncheon
and paftake of dinner. and perhaps
shake hands with few thousand pep
pie.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

Wei. If the sas cant chine the
moon can. Last night was a beauty.
But ,itHRas a little ,tee frosty to so to
The ;pask.. III, ,,s.s.,.' !.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

Gov. Aaafey Of stastAna is the most
unique politiGan& ID /, america. He
never, saw the inside 81 a saloon IN
bis life.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
70 spItre.

The carpenter looked at his mitre
And said. IF twas litre I'd smi.re
with il, but she laughed
And stood there and chaughed
Though he looked Just as if he might
bi.re.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
Ex-ooV. HORACE BoIEs.

Des Mo.nes. Ia. Feb. 14.-Former
Governor Horace Boies is lying crlti-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15
EJACULATION STATEMENT.

. geragc daily and Sunday circli-
.ation. for one year. ending De
cernber 81. 1904. .......s.... 1888
serags daily and Sunday circu-
Iation FOR the mon.h Of Janu
airy, 1905 !. .,........... 2o45
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-15

n, ta4 Nc Broken Up
Z ."Simpkias' wife has AN abcess on
her jaw aud cannot talk, cant even
t~hisTer.
Il understand that Simpkins, is all
broken up and will pot leave her bed.
Side"
Nav, he aim broken up at ali; he
just sits around there listening 20
hsr keep still and grinning like mon
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SHEARS AND PASTE.
on. OF the swim.

First Book--Why Dc you consider
nc questionable?
Second Book-My dear fellow. how
can you ask? Have you not an ap-
pendix?
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INVENTION OF THE BRAIN.

Assistant LibraiNn-How snail |
catalogue Ruyters "A Hunters Adj
ventures
Classify 1t among in
ventions and fiction.
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Ti,s -rest Of Endurance.

Z 3aa Yes fam going q marry 4
f7.;; rs trabHe 40 has such an gnrnf
.gaa disbesif3ou
May--Why should you think s.?
iAaT have Seer him take the PIC
Iture of a baby Without even losing 8
temper
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l Al Jogsas Colonel. I9 /. =.
There once was.a joyiai colonel -
NVa5iadgiged IN . cocktail diolonel.
Z az Ea,S ,h,ore and more
H 'rs IFS system grew sore
sNi biz fe4ter sw2s something inf0t
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Sit Henry A. blake, governor Of cey.
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