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St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19
THE IDEAL WIFE
Shapes the Destiny Of Men-The influence q =
Healthy Woman Cannot BE Overestmafed.

Seven-eighths Of the
men In this world marry
q woman because she is
beautiful in their eyes
because she has the quail
ties which inspire atlmira-
ton, respect and love.
There is a beauty in
health which is more at
tractive to men than mere
regularity Of feature.
The influence OF women
glorious in the possession
Of perfect physical health
upon men and upon the
civilization Of the world
could never be measured.
Because of them men have
attained the very heights
| OF ambition; because OF
them even thrones have
been established and de-
stroyed.
What a disappointment,
then, to see the fair young
wife's beauty fading away
before a year passes over
her head! A sick1y, half
dead-and-a1ive W ON an,
/, especially when she is
the mother OF q family,
is q damper to all joyous
| ness in the home, and q
| drag upon her husband.
The cost Of a wife's con-
slant illness is a serious
drain npon the funds OF a
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19
: Fight and Divorce.

Knicker-Dfd their married lte run
TuaeothIy2
RocEer-No; first day Russia-Jepanned
then Norway ySwedened.-N~ Y. Sun.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19

pso,s Cure for Consumption IS an infaIE
BE medicine for coughs and eolds--A. w
Samuel, Ocezn Grove, II. j., Feb. II, 1850
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19

A woman rsay be convinced n after
wears tkat abe drew blank IN the matr1-
nroniAl lottery, but she chnss 70 the @ pe-
Lief that her husband drew prszs-1nar
Cage Sun
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19
!. Joking Time.

- - go - g IN
old Father Time was e : merry
mood. q. c,1d
.Isn't 1t funny chuckleo tne W.
..Tsnt what funny asked the friend.
..why. after sthe crooks get through
doing other people they 1us1 s'.l' = ~
me.--Thc sun.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19

CIsssics are the books that travel aIone
with u IN time Popular sGcessses mere
II cross our path--Llfs.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19
\ /,
NnsU|,ae..,

The bonds of poverty he cut:
i His fortune hourly grew.
= He got a million d0llars-but.
He got dyspepsia, too.
Evening Star,
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-08-19

household, and too often Ill the doc
toring does no good.
II woman finds her energies are
tagging, and thatyeverything tires her,
dark shadows appear under her eyes,
her sleep is disturbed by horrible
dreams II she has backache, head
aches, bearing-down pains, nervous
ness, whites. Irregularities, or despon-
dency, she should take means to build
her system up at once by tonic with
specific powers, such as Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
This great remedy for women has
done more in the way OF restoring
health to the wsmen Of America than
all other medicines put together. 1t Il
the safeguard Of womaa's 3 health.
Following we publish, by request, q
letter from young wife.
Mrs. Bessie Ainsley Of GIL Sor.h 10th
Street, Tacoma, Wash, writes:
The state herald., 1905-01-13
Governor Peabody's Protest.

The protest addressed by Goyerno
James II. Peabody to the joint con
yention OF the Senate and House 70,
the purpose of canvassing the vote 10,
gorvernor is in part as follows:
"Gentlemen-As you are advised
there Is suit, In which the state oi
Colorado is plaintiff, now pending be
fore the Honorable Supreme Court oi
this state. relating TO the conduct oi
the general state election OF this state
held November S. 1904. In the city nsId
county Of Denver, and that In said suli
1t has developed that a conspiracy was
entered into between the Democratic
officials in control OF said election In
said city and county, and other par
ties hostile TO the Republican party oi
tnis u,.,y, 10 uvieat tho viectioL oi ..hs
nominees of the Republican party
whose names appeared on the Rcpubli
can ticket, for said election, and par
ticularly to defeat the election of thii
protestant" 60.
The governor here reviews the nc
tion OF the Supreme Court at consider
able length and adds:
For the reasons above stated L
therefore. respectfully protest ngainsi
your canvassing the so called rcturni
that may be presented for your action
from tho city and county OF Denver by
said election commission.
Il also respectfully request that you
promptly take action, through com
mittoes. or as 4 body In joint assem-
bly,. TO ascertain as best you can, the
number OF legal votes cast at the said
election of November 9Th last, in the
Said city and county OF Denver. In or
der that you may be able TO give tho
certificate OF election for tho Office
OF governor TO tho person properly en-.
titled thereto; this TO be without pre-
Judice 10 any candidate for said Office
TO contest The election In the manner
prescribed by law. An additional rea
son for such action on your part Is tina,
II is indispensable TO prevent the legal
voters OF the city and county OF Denver
from being disfranchlscd.
That pending tho report OF said
committee the said joint assembly may
adjourn TO day and hour certain, moi
later than the morning or forenoon Of
Monday, January s. 1905. at which time
To then act upon any reports that may
be then made by said committee In the
premises. and declare. through youi
presiding officer. who wss duly elected
TO the Office OF governor at said elec
tion. Respectfully submitted,
JAMES II. PEABODY"
The state herald., 1905-01-13
Joint Legislative Session.

Dcnyos, Jan. s.-Shortly before Z y.
IN. yesterday Lieutenant Governor
Haggot called the Joint convention TO
order. by his sido was Speaker Dick.
son OF the House. The lieutenant gov.
ernor directed the call OF the roll OF
the Senate. All tho senators answered
to their names. All of tho representa-
tiycs were present except White and
johnson.
The lieutenant governor then an
noIncod that the purpose OF tho Joint
convention was for opepln. and can
yaHsing the vote.
Speaker Dickson then took the chair.
manship aud Grifllth. III paso and Tel.
Ter. moved reconsideration OF the rcHo'
luton Of Friday. whereby the commit.
ten OF fifteen 10 investigate the clcc'
ton IN Denver county was brought
into existence, frowen. Teller and isi
Pano. seconded tho motion and II was
carried without dissent.
Breckenridge. nio Gfandc. moved 10
table the resolution of Friday. and that
motion was promptly seconded and
carried, thus putting an end 10 tho o1'
ist.nce OF the special Investigation
committee OF the Dickson Joint pcA.
zion.
Al $3.50 Secretary OF State cowlo
and clerk brought In the tin ease con
tanning tho certified returns.
Tho experts employed by the state
NJ once nhnrpened their pencilA for the
work In hand and 30 did Colonel Kim.
ball. Colonel bloom and Colonel Gross
OF Governor poabody'n stan. and Rich,
ard Holmes, color bearer of the First
Colorado In the Philippines. who wero
there 10 check up the vote for the GOV.
crnor.
Tho count proceeded without break
for nearly three hours. Senators and
representatives walked In pairs and
triplcis and went 10 hotels aud rohtnu.
rants for dinner. Apparently theru was
To be no excitement during the can,
yasS of the vote. However, one came
very Unexpectedly and came within n
hair breadth Of catching the dealers"
nH the peabodyitea designated the anti.
fcabodyites asleep.
A. pitb breckenridge, Mo Gfnnde,
moved that the Joint session take 10.
cess Of forty .nys minutes for resi,"
and ofif,th. Teller. seconded the mo.
tion. ffewen, Teller. opposed the mo.
ton. ON demand there was call ~
the House. showing all senators pres
ont but lIcpley, and the sefsennta,.
The state herald., 1905-01-13
Dull BY Pope plua 4.

Rome. Jan. p.-onc OF the mos, i'm
portant acts thus far In the poniiricat.
Of Pope Plus X. has been embodied In
secret bull. the text OF which viii no,
be made public until tho pontia n
dead. whom Il will be read as formins
part Of the constitution IN the next con
clayo that will elect hla successor.
Tho bull II IN connection with the
claims Of Austria. France and Spain n.
TO their right To veto tho election ot
any cardinal 10 the papAoy.
Tho bill ID tho direct result of tho
veto against Cardinal Rampoila should
he have been elected aA successor 10
Leo MIL. which was presented 60 the
eonela,o. Anguat 2, 1909. by Cardinal
fusyna, bishop " Krakow, Anrtrla. NJ,
tho instance of Emperor Francis 10
saph.
Briefly. the bull says that all card,
mails are absolutely forbidden. under
penalty OF exclusion from N. eonclayo.
and no, being allowed 10 vote, 10 ba
the bearer of n message OF veto and
that II any cardinal, knowing tho in.
tention of his ruler To object 10 tho
election OF cardinal. eomiAinica,su
this intention 10 his colleague In tho
ronclave. he alao would be excluded
hnd not allowed 10 vote,
The state herald., 1905-01-13
Doesn't Like English .,snine.

Senator Penrose objects 70 having
American publishers usa the English
stvIe ofs --n.s. Hero IL an Interest
ing bill. in full, which Penrose intro
duced by request. and is called . bill
for the promotion OF education:
That It shall not be deemed an. In,
fringement of any copyright granted
after July ]. 1905. for any person To
reprint ind republish any book. maga.
zine. newspaper or periodical In which
words like harbor, candoY, arnor and
honor are spelled with the inseitIon Of
u" before the r." or where such
words ms recognize. antagonize and au.
thorizo arc spelled with an "s-'instead
Of a T." or where such words a. In.
qulre. inclose and indorse are spelled
with the initial letter an "c." or where
such words as stories and tories are
spelled MS to the final syllable "eys":
provided that in tho reprint what Is
known as the American way Of spell
ing is adopted" 1f'-
The state herald., 1905-01-13
JOINT ASSEMBLY DECLARES
ELECTION OF ALVA ADAMS

arms was ordered to bring him In
There were 81 out OF 65 representa-
tives present. &: =.
IDENTIFY intended to break up the joint
session.
There was n motion to lay thu
breckenridge motion on the table and
1t was lost, AZ to Al. Senator Camp,
bell, Wolcott Republican, stepped III
and voted In the negative.
Democrats and Peabody and Wolcott
Republicans rushed around the room.
Senator Campbell said 1t was under.
stood that they would work on tho
canvass of the vote to 0 o'clock, and
then adjourn SO that the Senate could
take up the Supreme Court appoint
ments.
There was another call of the House
to bring In the absent members, as tho
vote on the Breckenridge motion tn
take n recess for forty-flve minutel
had to be voted on. Mulqueen and
Wilder were brought in and the ser,
geants-at-arms were told to 20 out and
bring in the remaining members OF tho
House.
There was some spirited campaign,
Ing during the search for the absent
members. 1t was said by some Of the
members that the word had gone
along the line at O'Clock that the
Joint session should adjourn at {
o'clock.
The call Of the House was sus
pended and Breckenridge withdrew hi,
motion for a recess. It was generally
known that 1t was n mistaken under
standing on the agreement. and there
fore all got back in line and the can
vass of the votes went on.
Just thirty-eight minutes had bees
taken up In the controversy.
The canvass was finished at 1914
o'clock and the vote for the various
state officers was announced. Then the
joint session adjourned and the House
was Immediately called to order buj
adjourned until 10 o'clock Monday
morning.
The Senate went In session at 11:N
last night on the Supreme Court ap
pointments and continued in session
until 2:45 this morning, when an ad
journment was made until 9:40 Mon
day morning. Several ballots. on the
confirmation of the appointments 70
suited in tie.
The state herald., 1905-01-13
SPIDERS BITES
NOT IN ANY WAY DANGEROUS.

Popular Idea Of the Danger Of Spider
Venom Not Borne Out by the Faets
=, Even The TarantuIa Docs Little
Harm.
When in doubt charge It 10 q spider.
That slight creature has been held re-
sponsiblo for deaths and illnesses
wherewith she had nothing more to do
than the United States has to do with
brigandage in Morocco. Yet the fami-
liar newspaper. announcements" KILLED
BY Spider" is before us again, and
we read how the suffering Mrs. Wilson
of Knoxville died In twenty-four hours
as a result Of spider bite, her body
being swollen to twice its normal size
before she resigned .consciouspess. II
we are to believe the chronological 'au-
thorities in Washington. who are paid
by the government. to know, We have
only one kind OF spider that 4 really
poisonous enough to hurt, and that IN
little fellow, marked with red and
black, and not all black. as the Knox
vile alarniists declare. Until last.year
the total number of deaths actually
traceabie' to spider bites in. this coun.
try was one. Possibly 1t may now be
enlarged to two. =
We cling to our supsrs titiens, and
that of the deadliness Of spider venom
is one Of them. A spider has enodkh
Of this acrid chemical 70 I'm . :; ~.
when the web is not strong enough 10
hold it, but the human subject has ON
various NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. without
knowing it--been subject 10 her sur.
gerry without other result tAaA an irri.
tation considerably less than Is IN
hicted by mosquito. When death
results from SO slight sauae Il does
not signify that the spider is danger
GUS. 1t means that ths. subject Was In
SO perilous q condition Of health that-a
pin scratch would have served - wen
to end life as the spiders trining
wound has done. Not many years ago
the tarantula was regarded - sure
and sudden DEATH. The southwestern
miner who turned In without bis boots
and who found that half q dosen Of
these giant spiders had got into bed
before him made his will on becoming
cognizant Of this fact. Now he merely
brushes them of. uses q little Ian
guage and goes. to sleep again Even
the rattlesnake has his apolokists.
And 1t is well to know these facts.
not merely because we permit somS
useful animals to live who are doing
their share to rid us Of insect pests.
but because we can amble about the
world with freer mind than our
fathers could who suspested death In
every moving form to which they were
not accustomed. The spider has
killed. We will say. two out Of many
millions Of human creatures that have
inhabited this country. and has de-
stroyed countless hosts Of hies and.
mosquitoes. bearers Of germs. which.
but for her interference. might have
poisoned 100000 of us. Observe the
spider. then with equanimity. She win
not harm enough to hurt.-Brooklyn
Eagle. - - -
The state herald., 1905-01-13
Four More Sentenced.

Denver. Jan. -Four more Denver
election officials were sentenced yes
torday morning by the Supreme Court
for contempt of court IN connection
with the Denver election frauds, rs fol
lows; W. w, Dague, George Kern,
James NJ, Campbell and Patrick IIlg
gins, All were given two months aud
costs except Higgins. who was son,
tenced 10 four months and costs. Nc
fines were imposed. Higgins was clorh
In Ward 9. precinct Z. and the Other
three respondents wcro judges. They
were charged with repeating and gen.
oral fraudulent practice The ballot
box opened from this precinct showed
according 10 the reports Of the experts,
ibs Democratic and ten Republican
ballots In one handwriting.
The state herald., 1905-01-13
Mrs. pou,en Rspor,,a AlIy,.

Pueblo. Colo. Jan. 9.-B. g, Crit
nth. n conductor on tho Los Angelica a
Salt Lake road. while In Pueblo ycHlcr,
day. stated that he had seen Mrs. Hos.
uio Douion. the woman who Is thought
To be- the Mount Cutler murder victim,
IN Salt Lake q few days ngo, lie said
that she was with William Franklin,
the tail. thin man. who ID being sought
by the police on the charge or bolnv
tho murderer Of tho iionlon woman
Gnni,h further declared that tht
woman uses the name Douton NJ nr
alias. and also uses the name OF Bale,
In representing various cosmctl.
houses In the East
The state herald., 1905-01-13
BA9Y's TERRIBLE SORE
6edy Raw With Humor-csssed un.
told Aeony-poetor Did No Good
-Cutieura Cured at Once.

MY child was a very delicate baby.
a terrible sore and humor broke ou,
on his body. looking like raw nesh.
and causing the child untold agony,
My physician prescribed various rem.
edics, none OF which helped n, all. 1
became discouraged and took the mat.
Ter Into my own hands. and tried CUT.
eurs Soap and cuticura ointmcn,
with almost Immediate success. be.
fore tho second week had passed the
,ofeness was zone. not leaving trace
OF anything. Mrs. Jeanette II. Block,
2si Rosedale ST. Rochester. N. r."
The state herald., 1905-01-13
Eeared the cannlhaia.

According to tho captain Of ttid
steamship Aigburth. attacked by cah.
nibals or New Guinea. one Of the crew
"a very stout man-became so para.
lyzed on the approach Of tho natives
that he had TO be carried by his com.
radcs. Survival OF the 'thlnncst Is
recognized theory among sailors cruis.
Ing In these regions.--London Globe. -
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Down In Connecticut there is n man
who Is using the motor OF his automo-
b!le this winter 10 operate a churn
and run q fodder-cu,ter. There's no
uso trying TO keep down Yankee In.
gcnuity.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

President Eliot Of Harvard. In dis.
cusaIns the essentials OF gentleman,
says that "a gentleman must bo
quiet" Yes. we've noticed that when
observing tho star performers at fu.
ncrals.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Somehow the scrvian cabinet, with
Mossrs. Pasicn. Nlcolics. vallmlroyics
and AdoyanavIcs In Il. romlnds US
Of q man who has como homo at In
the morning and IL trying 10 explain
20 his wife that something hc has
eaton must have given him hiccouRhs.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

When a man who doesn't think rab.
les is very common refuses to let
dog said 10 tie afflicted with that dis.
case bito his own dog. the believers all
say that proves H. Great Is science.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Prof Jamos Hall OF Northwestern
university Is to wed Miss Johnny"
carpcn,r. tho famous golfer. lta TO
bc hoped that tho professor has takon
long. serious look Mt tho photograph
Of his brideto-bo "at tho top Of her
swing"
The state herald., 1905-01-13

It costs only is cents 10 trespass on
william Rockefeller. and the man who
was convicted says It's worth tho
money. Il is more expensive and less
satisfying. however, to tread on John
DIS corns.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

MIR. Walter Camps suggestion that
n gain Of ten yards be made necessary
for tho retention OF tho ball seems te
meet with general favor II II IL put
into tho ruica. the attainment OF 80
ciai honUs ai college may DO possible
for young men Weighing lces than 200
pounds.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

A naturalist has discovered that
goldnnches really marry instead Of
mating for single nesting season. as
many birds do. Perhaps the gold they
carry on their wings has something
TO do with II.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Foxhnll Keene is said to want his
marriage tie broken. He has broken
nearly everything else. in the hunting
aeld and on the polo grounds-reeords
and bones chiefly. OF course.
The state herald., 1905-01-13
The Easiest Way.

Tcacher-Nellic. I'm afraid you
didn't study your lesson. What will you
do without an education when You
grow up7
Nellie taged sir)-oh. I'll bo
teacher ana make other little girls
study.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Thomas r. oiiligan. a Rhode Island
representative, is In court for nonsup
port OF his wife. Sarcastic situation. (.
he makes laws. she makes shoe
strings. ouory. which IL tho more use
ful member Of the community
The state herald., 1905-01-13

The Pinero play which shocked Lon
don has been produced in New York
with the shocking part left out. New
York has decided to stay away from
the disgusting thing.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Perhaps Il In true that n Russian
soldier who still lives was hit by toy.
ontocn Japanese bullets. but ono
might suspect that after ten or nf
iocn shots had struck him he would
begin 20 lose count.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Denver, Jan. Sat q joint session
OF the Senate and House at 10:45
o'clock last night Alva Adams was de-
clared governorelect of Colorado He
will be inaugurated next Tuesday and
is now engaged in preparing his mes
sage.
This result is said to have been
brought about by an agreement be.
tween the Republicans and Demo
Gratis, the latter being assisted by
enough anti-Peabody Republicans to
give them control of the Senate and
the ability to block the appointment OF
Supreme Court judges.
1t Is understood that Governor Pea
body will Immediately file a contest for
tho office Of governor, which is ex-
pected to result in the appointment Of
a special committee to make an inves-
tigation Of the Denver elections and
probably the elections in several
other counties In the state.
In the afternoon, before the canvass
by the joint session, Governor Pea
body sent to the Senate for confirma-
tion as justices OF the reorganized Su-
preme Court the names Of Luther NJ.
Goddard OF Denver and George NJ. Bal
ley of Fort Collins.
These appointments were consld-
cred by the Senate both before and
after the joint session, but have not
yet been confirmed.
Following is the result OF the can
vass Of the vote for state officers as
declared by the assembly In joint ses-
sion:
The state herald., 1905-01-13

A New York preacher says We
should not condemn the rich for their
disposition Of their money. Nor do
ws-when rich man dlsposes OF his
money there is always rejoicing.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

The Organ Grinders Union of Phlla.
delphia is about to establish censor
ship over street music. Perhaps, it
isr.s- 's.1o Inuch 10 expect the whist.
lxs' Union 10 act next.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

II die Chefoo liar ever takes day
on he puts on thoroughly compe-
tent understudy.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Do you have trouble In remember
Ing M. Bunau-varilla's name7 "Bu.
reau" is easy. and vanilla" is easy.
Just swap the "r" and the n" and
there you are.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Now that the supreme court has re-
buked the Missouri river for taking
liberties with the territory OF a SOW
eretsn state. perhaps 1t will stop Its
meanneas.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

That Berlin magistrate who decided
In court that poker is not n game of
chance had apparently been Up
Against Il.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Tho automobile climbing contest up
Pixies peak next August will be great
sport, but II will be the biggest fun to
watch the automobiles coming down.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

There is considerable difference be-
tween the talk of the mosquito expert
and the talk OF the expert mosquito.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Rusala's population Is said to be in
creasing at the rate OF 100000 year.
This indicates that II is easy to raise
people almost anywhere.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

The duke and duchess Of Manches-
ter are going into the poultry busi-
ness. Perhaps Pa Zimmerman was on
tho wrong side Of copper.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

San Francisco has had another
earthquake, but she wants the rest Of
the world to understand that It was
Just . little rocking. as gentle as a
lullaby.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Plans to ''beautify" Washington are
all right. Of course. but certain lobby.
lists find the place too attractive al.
ready.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

A Nashville hotel clerk has received
$4,000 for kind act performed ten
years ago. This should be clipped out
and pasted over the register every
day.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Even II the moon is cracked. as the
California star-sharps say. lovers will
continue to swea by 1t. It's the only
moon We have.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

III some men imagined doy had
money" said Uncle Ebcn. "as easy as
doy imagined dey has brains. dcy'd be
IN trouble all dc tipo foh orerdrawin'
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Tho man who uses perfumery has
no moral right to criticize the woman
who smokes cigarettes.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

If two men are seen talking togeth-
or for any length of time in Russia
the police send in n riot call.
The state herald., 1905-01-13

VIII have Defiance Starch, NO, Alan,
natauss they got one.third no,s a.,
,he ssins money, but also because a,
The state herald., 1905-01-13

Have you read anything sbou. our
new locomotiraf" No. but I am sure /,
has plenty Of pufrs."
The state herald., 1905-01-13
HerslbIe Ho,,,,L,,n...

II takes more than creased trousers
TO make gentleman.
The state herald., 1905-01-13
'EA
Coffee is fine too. but fine
has a different meaning in
coffee.

pv'ntssy, ssn rf..aissa
The state herald., 1905-01-13

our nrHt presidont probabI, ,.,.,
thot mountain lion hut s.haf a., "a a
10 70 tho british lion was amply sun