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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

Solomon declared that there was moth
ing new under the sun, but Nahum. the
Elkoshite, evidently foresaw the auto
mobile when he wrote: "Chariots shall
rage in the streets; they shall iostle one
against another in the broad ways: they
shall seem like torches; they shall run
like the lightnings. Boston Globe.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
Celery Patties.

Stew some washed and diced celery,
in a little sailed water until tender:
have pattie shells ready, make a white
sauce and heat the celery in it; fill the
shells and add little minced parsley.
Good Literature.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of
as d cough cure.-J. w. O'Brien, 800 Third
Ave, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. d, 1900.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

When footpad approaches you seize
him by the center of the arm and press
your thumb violently against nerve in
the inner elbow joint. The footpad will
then probably shoot five bullet-holes in
you while he shrieks with pain. This is
jiu jitsu.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
FOR ENGLISH CONSUMPTION
lea at Some of the London
Luncheons.

At recent dinner in London the con-
rersation turned on the subject of lynch
ings in the United States 1t was the
general opinion that rope was the chief
end of a man in America. Finally. relates
Modern Society, the hostess turned TO an
American. who had taken no part in the
conversation, and sasd:
You: sir, must often have seen these
affairs"
YES" he replied, I'VE take kind of
municipal pride in seeing which city can
show the greatest number of lynchings
yearly"
"Oh, do tell us about a lynching YOU
have seen YOURSELF" broke in a half a
dozen voices at once.
The night before l sailed for Eng
land" said the American, 81 was giving
a dinner to, party of intimate friends,
when a eolored waiter spilled a plate of
soup over the gown of lady at an adj
joining table. The gown was utterly
ruined, and the gentlemen of her party
at once seized the waiter, tied a rope
around his neck, and. at signal from the
injured lady. swung him into the air"
Horrible" said the hostess, with q
shudder.
And did you actually see this Your
self?'
We'll, no." said the American. apologet-
ically. Just at that time | was down
stairs killing the chef for. putting mustard
in the blancmange."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
Those Dainty Lingerie Blouses

LII winter we have been wear
ing in the overheated city
houses the lingerie blouse,
that French invention, or
rather adaptation. T h e
French find IT difficult to ad-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

Criticism hurts some people so much
that the only thing that sustains them is
the absolute knowledge that they are al
ways right.-Puck.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

There are men who finally consent to 60
to work when they can't make living
In any other way.-Philadeiphia Record.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

He who dreameth may be a genius,
but he who doe:h il heron. Y.
Times
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

Girls will be girls, all right, but the
trouble is SO few of them ever realize an
age limit.-Chicago Chronicle.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
II Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
Merely Robbery.

'1n the business world to-day there is
too inch 'robbing Peter to pay Paul."
THAT wouldn't be so bad. but nine
Pauls out of ten are never paid at that ,
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

They are always talking about lambs in
Wall street, but our experience is that the
lamb there is mighty tough.-Indianapo
Sentinel
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

It takes more than molasses on the lips
to make honey in the heart.-Chicago
Tribune
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.
itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Your druggist will refund money if PAzo
OINTMENT fails to cure in to IA days. SOC.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

People who never tiatter themselves are
in little danger Of being spoiled by fiat
tery.-Puck.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

Men are so hungry for Office in this
country that occasionally one turns up
who really wants to be pension commits
sioner.-Kansas City journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
SaIxer.s uome Builder Corn,

SnIzer's kIome HuIIder COrn. .
So named because so acres produced so
home. See Salzer's catalog Yielded in
Ind. l57 bu., Ohio 100 bu., Tenn. 1913 bu.,
and in Mich. 220 bu. per acre. You can
beat this record in 1905.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
To Cure a Gold in One DaH

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money! If it fails to cure.
e. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
IT'S THE TERROR
OF ALL WOMEN.

Backache Quickly Cured by Dodd's
kidney PilIs-Mrs. w. III. Ambrose
Tells How Her Pains Vanished
Never to Return When She
Used the Great American
Kidney Remedy.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17

If some of the people in this and other
countries trying TO master the new uni
versal language would give their time,
and energy to learning English they would
acquire linguistic asset that is worth
talking about.-The Commoner.
Life is not so short but there is always
time for courtesy.-Emerson.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-17
TWO NEAT SUITS.

HERE is no costume, morn
ing or afternoon, more gen.
orally becoming than the
neat shirtwaist suit; and it
promises to be more than
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
EspeciallY for Women.

Champion. Mich. Ian. 9.-{Special.l
"a case of especial interest to women
Is that of Mrs. a. Wellatt, wife OF Il
well-known photographer here. 1t lis
best given in her own words.
II could not sleep. my feet were cold
and my limbs cramped,. Mrs. Wellatt
states. II had an awfni hard pain
across N sssss.zz5II@ hasss!! ztta#sse s Il
three OF four times In the night. I was
Very nervous and fearfully Respondent.
II had been troubled in this way for
five years when | commenced to use
l1odd's Kidney Pills, and what they
caused to come from my kidneys VIII
hardly stand description.
by the time l had finished one box
of Dodd's Kidney Pills l was cured.
Now | can sleep well, my limbs do not
cramp, / do not get mp i'll the night
and | feel better than | have in years.
l owe my health to Dodd's Kidney
Pills"
Women's Ills are caused by Diseased
Kidneys; that's why Dodd's Kidney
Pills always cure them.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

about four inches deep. On the strip form
ing the back of the trough two hooks are
placed corresponding m position to eyes
screwed in the side wall of the shed. TIL.
trough is placed in position, the hooks
slipped into the eyes and 1t is irm. BY
this plan they may be easily taken out of
the he'd if desired. This winter we ex-
pect to keep these feeding troughs in posi-
ton at, all times. so we nave gone to the
trouble of taking off the front strips and
replacing them by hinges with corner
hooks slipping into eyes placed in the side
boards. This is 0 so that the front
board may be let down and the trough
thoroughly cleaned when desired. The H.
lustraton shows the plan plainly and by
its aid any one can readily construct such
troughs.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
Tie pehutante,s Gown.

Chicago News: ItInastb be heconl-
ing.
1t must BE youthful
IT Isl best notstoo elaborate.
Chiffon is soft and becoming. but
perishabIe.
brussels net Is more durable and as
attractive. sS5ss
Net needs quantity Of lace trim
ming.
crepe de chine IS unequaled tor real
servicsableness.
It cleans very we'll md can be dyed
for a secondayear.
Satin finished crepe is is soft and
pretty as the new crepss and iisssss ..x-
.,ensiSe.
White liberty satin is extremely ef-
,fective and a youthful looking fabric.
Liberty silk is pretty, but q poor In
vestrnent where economy is q factor.
IS Peau de sole IN White may be Worn.
hut the tolored silk is too old,
Awhile cloth costume will be use
full for lnany occasions lates-, and may
be draped softly, SO as not 70 appear
stiff rs &sE&#sf @%s Q
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
Optimists Delighted.

lion N. Y, Times: The optimist
should dwell with pleasure upon the
distribution for the fourth time of the
annual prizes of $4,000 each provided
by h will of Albert Nobel of Sweden
for the heroes of science, medicine. lit
erature n peace. The fact tina these
prizes have found winners this year
proves that the world has made adj
Nances in the departments covered by
the bequest of the Swedish philanthro-
ipist. The new discoveries la the art
of healing alone have made the last
few years eternally memorable, and
the physical Investigations of such
men as Curie, Finsen and Roentgen
have thrown new light upon the capa-
Utilities of the elemental world.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
a NEW SWEET pEppER

Tf.s-e is an increasing demand for sweet
peppers as learn the several
ways In which they may be prepared so
as to make an appetizing dish, so h a of
years growers have given some at
tention to improving varieties. The Mag
mum Dulce Is a production of New Jersey.
a state peculiarly suited to the growing of
peppers, and was grown for several years
by one of the skilled market gardeners
OF the s~tatesbefore being placed On the
N 2 slse The rgniters - the variety
among the first and for two years before
twas placed on the market and found 1t
ail@..sT CT! (; had sc.. TT
Is understood to be a nance cross with
Ruby King, the prime old favorite, as one
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
How,a lhis,

How's lhis.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward, for any
Ease OF Gatarrh that cannot be cured by. Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. J.CHENEY &Co.. Toledo, o.
We the undersigned have known +. j. Cheney
for the last If years. and believe him perfectly
cially able 10 carry out any obligations made by
their firm.
WEST & TRuAx. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, q.
Druggists. Toledo. q.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of
Druggists.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

Kidney Pills L told
the. readers of this
paper that they had
relieved rue of kid
ney trouble, dis.
posed of a lame
back with pain
across my loins and
beneath the shout
der blades. During
the interval which
has elapsed l have
had occasion to re-
sort to Doan's Kid
ney Pills when I
noticed warnings
of an attack. On
each and ayerv ~.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

casion the results obtained were Just
as satisfactory as when the pills were
first brought to my notice. l just as
emphatically indorse the preparation
to-day as 1 did V two years ago.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y,
proprietors. For sale by all druggists.
Price so cents per box.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
TWO a OF O
One Cake Of cnticura Soap and One
Box Of Cuticnra Cured Babyts Awfnl

Hunior.
When n.y. sister was eighteen
months old Il humor broke ont On her
shoulder. extending clear across the
back. For two years it caused her in-5
tense suffering. 1t would st.ab over
and then crack open and d watery
matter ooze from it. Then the scabs
would fall off and it would be raw
for a time. We had several different
doctors and tried everything we could
think of, but without effectins 4 c,lre-
Then we got one cake OF Cutiunra
Soap and one box of Cutienta Dint-'
ment, which cured her completely and
without scar or blemish. lSfgnedU Liz
lie Chase Walker, 8 fremont st,
Woodfords, Me-"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
ID HE Denartment Store.

In the Department Store.
Mr.. Wise-Td like to exchange this
silver water pitcher, which was sent to
me as o wedding present.
Floo. Walker-Yes. sir. What for?
Mr. Wise-Wllere is your grocery de-
p~art1nent?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
Busy Indeed,

Mr.. Woolley West-The state come
from is a pretty lively state.
Mr.. Collier. Downe-Yes: every man
out your way is either running for an
office or running for his life. :.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
HIS Idea.

Flim-ln California during the DR.,
season h SUR shines every day.
Flam-What n cinch for the weathe
clerks! E
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
Considerably CHANGED

why mamma cried the little girl
whose sweet young mother had been
divorced and married again within the
year. "Santa Claus has grown a lot
since last Christmas. hasn't he?"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
Not Much Needed.

First Young Actress thought you
intended TO go into the society drama
Second Young actress did, but
couldn't afford to buy the necessary
wardrobe, and so I went into b%urlesque.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
refund the money If it fails to cure.
f w. Grove's signature is on each box. 25c.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
TIreSnme

1freSOrne.
Guest lin cheap restaurant)-See
here, waiter, this steak is SO tough 1
cant chew it.
Waiter-Say. look. be original. You's
de seventh guy wot's a dat about dis
steak dis mOrnin'.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
Never Knows.

New York Sun: Ted-What are you
going to do out in the cuto?
Ned--Ny boy, when Nou go out in an
auto you know What you're going
to do.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

I can recommend Ptso's Cure for Con-
sumption for Asthma. 1t has given me
great relief.-W. Il: Wood. Farmersburg,
Ind, Sept. 8, 1901.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
TOO Much Time.

New Orleans Tilnes-Democrat. EeoY
Washington. colored, had been 80 often
the citizens decided to give him notice
tic leave. So George was found and
brought before a special committee IL
twelve. standing in 'front.' OF the post
office. His Imagination conjured all
sorts of daIagerssand he was trembling
Nike a#leaf.
5ssss.t!s4h
OF town
Georges teeth chattereds
Well. have anything II a to-
it.!" Inquired the mayor sternly.
..Nnthin' boss" said George, cep M
you gemmens kin ies' glib me credit fen
eleven hours an hfty-nine Min1tes.'.8 S
And he was Off Hike a streak.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

Mrs. Henpeck-Health is one Of the
greatest blessings.
Henpeck-Yes; when a fellow is sick
foods.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
ourdrugg ist will refund money! PAZOO ONT
MEN fails. to cure NGn in 6 TO ID days. soc.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
ALL DONE ONT

Veteran Joshua Heller, Of FOG South
Walnut street. Urbana. ILL.,. says: I'm
the fall of 1899. after taking Doon,s
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
A Human Chandelier.

A Human Chandelier.
Washington Star: Did my diamonds
call forth any comment?" asked Mrs.
Cumrox.
enne. II heard several people refer to
you as the human chandelier"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
A call Down.

Knicker-I first entered this store as
office boy. and In a few years | owned
the business.
Bocker-You couldn't do that nova
days.
Knicker-Why not?
Bocker-They have cash registers
now. tBEi
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
She Had Them

Mrs. Wrights--some things go vii
out saying.
Mr.. Wrights-A cook don't.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

He Knew.
DetectivelI think I a bring that
robbery home to Pinchem.
Captain-ItM be no nse. col won't
n him home.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
The our pooR TROUGH.

Although the trough described Is one we
use out of doors during the summer we
have found it very convenient for indoor
feeding, using 1t in the shed where the
COWS and other stock take turns in exer-
cisirg. 1t saves the trouble of carrying a
number of boxes into the shed and by our
plan of securing them to the walls no
trouble is had by having them under foot.
We have one set of these troughs and they
are uniformly eighteen inches high. They
are simply built by making a frame for
each end and making it stiff by a cross
piece. The top is simply a shallow box
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

One for Eacn Man.
Arizona Pete-I have six notches on
the butt of my revolver.
MISUNDERSTANDING nothing. I have
sixteen on he steering wheel of my
auto.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

Mr.. Stayslate--Why do you ask?
Bobby heard sister say today that
she perferred your room to your com
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
elf Er,ma rooI

Gilt Frame, Too!
Lurella-Old Mrs. Newly Rich
wouldn't let that portrait painter
paint her hair gray.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

OF Course!
Landlady-My father was aJnaval
captain. and
The Cheerful Idiot-So. Of course,
you are always e to receive board
ere, Ell?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

of its parents. This new sort Is one
of the largest peppers grown, If not the
very largest. Its main good points are its
productiveness, thick skin, mild, sweet
flavor, bright scarlet color and the vigor-
oGs plant habit. In sections where there
Is a demand for sweet peppers. market
gardeners should give attention to the
merits of the Magrlm Dulce, for it will be
welcomed on the market. The illustration,
though much reduced in size, will show
THE general form OF this pepper,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12

Lurella-She said silver was too COM
mon, and insisted on having it made
golden.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-01-12
HARD on Him.

obby-Say! Have you got a swell
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-08
THE SUPREME COURT
Cons olidated Railroads Case Against
 the City Was First Called.

The supreme court has taken up the long list of Waterbury casts on the dock and yesterday the case of the city against the Consolidated Railroad com pany was heard. This is a suit for an assessment for $413.33 for paving Bank street and for $1.566.95 for paving Meadow street. The superior court up- held the railroad company's argument that it was not liable for an assess ment for paving because it was not thereby benefited Its property is used exclusively for railroad purposes. it maintained and could not bear the same relation toward the city that other property does. The assessment was levied in 1890.
 The case of the Boston Furniture company against E. k. Perkins and William F. ThOms followed The ques. ton involved in this issue is whether or not linoleum is household article. About $500 is at stake.
 In the afternoon the suit of Michael O'Keefe against the Scoyill Manufac- turing company was heard. The company appeals from Judgment for $2.750 given by Judge Wheeler at the last term of the court held here. This is the case made famous by Judge Bur pee's refusal to try 1t before Judge Wheeler. Judge Wheeler in his find ing says that the case was assigned for hearing without any objection and that even if Judge Burpee was not able to try it, his partner MT Carmody was competent to do so.
 ar Byrne vs Peasley is the next case This is an appeal from a taxation of costs in a foreclosure suit against An. drew B. Simons of Simonsville. Following that is the most import. ant of all the cases. the appeal of the Connecticut Railway and Lighting company from the superior court decl sion in deciding 1t would he improper and unfair to the public for the city to give 1t a right of way under the Oak. vile trestle as it stands at present. The railroad commissioners favored the trolley in this contention but the city appeal from that determination and Judge Roraback in the superior court upheld its appeal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-08
IN THE POLICE COURT
Three Hen Received Penalties From
 Judge Peaslsy To-day.

John Begley took advantage of the beautiful wet weather of last evening to take an outdoor nap. How long he had been sleeping on the sidewalk on Baldwin street in the vicinity of Liberty street he could not tell Judge Peasley in the city court today but Of ficer Cronin said it was about 11:3O o'clock when he found him. Begley was fined $5 and costs.
 Patrick Creedon a blacksmith has not been living with his wife for nine years. For fifteen years before that CreedOn had been almost constantly intoxicated and it was on that account his wife decided to strike out for her self and her family. Occasionally CreedOn sends something to his wife and soon after he follows it himself. Then a row results and his arrest in- variably follows. Such were the cir. cumstances that led to his arrest yes terday. A basket of strawberries was the olive branch this time. but because his wife would not prepare them he struck her in the face. He was sent down the road for thirty days.
 Thomas Ryan has been on the worlds highway for two years. He has been painting his way from place to place. Tuesday he was in New Britain and he decided he would go to his home in Yonkers. But Waterbury whiskey knocked him stiff against the walls of the Naugatuck depot and in this posture Officer Erickson found him last evening abusing the depot full of waiting passengers. He was given thir. ty days in jail.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-06-08
ACCUSE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL
Charges Made Thst Cotton Crop Re-
 port Was Manipulated.

Charges Made Thst Cotton Crop Re-
 port Was Manipulated.
 WASHINGTON. June S. Richard Cheatham. secretary of the Southern Cotton Growers association. who made charges that some official of the agri- cultural department had given advance information of the last cotton crop re- port and that this official had manipu- lated the report in such manner as to create bear market. had two confer ences with Secretary Wilson. Mir. Cbeatham submitted documentary evi- dence which he believes will substan- tiate the charges.
 Secretary Wilson informed NIT. Cheat. ham and reiterated the statement last night that he would cause thorough investigation of the charges Mir. Cheat ham will not go to the president
 There are many rumors in circuia- ton concerning the person against whom the charges are made. but the name is said to be known to no one ex. cept Secretary Wilson and Mir. Cheat. ham.