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"Chrastaber' CNSo. $500 and lie Rouet d'Omphale''
CNo 1860. but in neither case does her hand keep
pace with her ideas well enough to make her work
conclusively satisfying. Mrs. Cox's Mother and
Child GNo. s1S is charming in conception but lit
Tie heavy in drawing and in color. The 'Novem-
oers' (No 91s) Of Mr.. G. R. Barse. jr is larger
scale than he has hitherto adopted and the change
seems to have done him good. His style has broad
ened little with the increase in the size of his
canvas If he viii only contrive an equal improve
ment in his flesh tnts and in his generally he
is likely TO present IN the future agreeable
work than any he has thus far put to his credit.
There is beguiling color in Mr. Dearth's ''Bou-
logne Harbour ono. 240; evidently he is emerging
from the stage of experimentation in prismatc
tnts which. not SO long ago. threatened TO dis
count his merits as q brushman. Mr.. Sergeant
Kendall Is also leaving some hampering traits
coiorist behind him. witness his Portrait of
Lady ono. S4G. In that painting he still shows
that he needs transparency and elasticity, but. at
any rate. he is making progress. Mr. Henry B.
Smell takes positive leap forward in his Pol
perro" (No. $3.50, harbor scene more robust and
more simply veracious than anything that he has
done In years. Near by hangs Mr.. H. o. Walkers
'Musa Regina (No. $50. a figure piece most dell
cately put together. most delicate in its draughts
manshp and In its quiet color which is in the soft
mellow key OF a fine old tapestry. We have OBJ
served on this wall in addition to portraits-like
that OF Mrs. Mackay, by Mr.. Alexander, and that
I'm Brown and White" by Mr.. Niemeyer-which
have previously been cited, q picturesque 'Old
Marble Quarry mo. 9e1), by Mr.. E. B. Child;
captivating fulI-length. Young Lady with Blue
Coat" CNo. SGD. by Mr.. Carl Anderson. and good
sea piece by Mr.. Paul Dougherty, called THE
Song OF the West Wind" Clo 3eD. Two good land
scapes presently catch the eye Mr.. ]. F. Murphy
Where the Sunlight LIngers" ono. S79 and THE
Cry of the Whp-poor-will' ono. $50, by Mr.. w. H.
Foote, and may add to list Mr. Haw
thoIne's well painted ''Laborers Drinking (NO.
3SD; Mr.. r. <. Mygatt's decorative landscape. THE
Brook CNo. $3.50; admirable Portrait Of Henry
B. Smell" by Miss H. w. Phelps and clever
anecdote by Mr.. L. W. Hitchcock "A Name
the Casualty List (No. 413)
1t Will be seen from the numerous paintings
which have found it worth while to mention
that this show marks. to that extent at least, an
advance upon its recent predecessors Too often.
in late years a dreadful dulness has brooded over
the societys exhibitions, and we have had to pass
Of pictures without much as naming
them. We pass scores in the same way this year,
but there more examples-to make up for the
stretches of dulness-of the kind of art which, If
extraordinarily accomplished. is at least fairly
interesting. There is, too, creditabe display of
sculpture, to which will return another occa-
sion Altogether this exhibition is to be voted
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CAST OF THE MERCHANT OF VENICE.
MAY HAVE BEEN MAMMOTH.
Museum Curator Doubts That Skeleton
Found Was Dinosaurs.

A dispatch from St Louis published yesterday
said that according to the statement of B. 8
Whaley, Boston engineer. the incomplete skeleton
of a huge prehistoric animal. possibly a dinosaur
had been discovered by inspection party.
DR.. W. ID. Matthew, acting curator of the DEPART
ment of vertebrate paleontoIogy of the American
the find might have been mammoth or a mas
todon; II it had been dinosaur the skull would
not have been found. skulls OF dinosaurs
were very fragile and were always broken up
and Understandable, except by scientists. Dino
saurs. which. by the way. had been extinct for
about three million years were discovered in
hard rock, and Dr. Matthew doubted II this find
had been discovered In hard rock Mamrnoths and
Inastodons had been extinct from twenty thousand
10 one hundred thousand years. estimated, and a
mammoth or mastodon interesting find
although not a a dinosaur. Dinosaurs
were extremely interesting animals and an i'm
nense amount of search had been made for them
plete. - ~
There is a mounted skeleton OF the anphibious
dinosaur at the Museum of Natural History and
several skeletons OF the terrestrial dnosaur are
also being mounted there
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MUSIC.
Mr.. Padere1oski2s Concert.

Everything extraordinary about Mr.. Pade-
rewskfs concert in Carnegie Hall yesterday after
noon-the audience, the programme the per-
torrance. Whether or not he ever played well
as he did in the sharp minor sonata of Beethoven
the variations by Brahms a Paganini theme. and
all of his Chopin numbers. except the Polonaise,
must be left as moot question. Surely all these
things were beyond cavil perfect tllustrat-
ing, all this artists performances have IL
Illustrated in the past. his perfect Of beauty
and his command of charm Why he chose at
times to abuse the pianoforte he did must be left
TO the startled imagination OF those who heard
him. They numbered thousands. filling all the
seats in the vast auditorium. and also the stage
They sat enraptured In the unnecessary seni-dark-
ness and compelled an increase OF the programme
by half dozen numbers, so that its originally
conventional character quite destroyed; for
be 1t known, this programme had no List number
at its close, nor did it begin with a Bach fugue
The first OF these features had to be suopiisd in
response 70 the demands after tho programme
finished.
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brance In dramatic period literally supplied as
the present is with morals and lessons" and
when symbols" rafting around like beans
on tin roof. Much be learned from Shake
speare: but that great poet does not teach" any
thing; does not invite discussion Of social prob
lems neither marriage and divorce. labor and cap
ital or crime as the consequence of hereditary dis
ease. In THE Merchant of Venice an interesting
story is told by means of action characters are
naturally developed from it: but there is no
moral" The auditor learn much or little ac-
cording to his mood: but he will listen TO lovely
language and he will carry away a lasting remem-
brance OF beauty and power w w
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NOTES OF THE STAGE.
Mr. Keenan, Puts on Another Play-"Leah
Kessler" Comes OFF.

Mr.. Keenan, recently produced at the Berkeley
Lyceum. "A Melodrama in Parlor'' should have
peen the title OF the play he produced yesterday.
Instead, 1t was called "A Woman's Pity" E. "
Dawson acknowledged the authorship. Mr.. keenan,
did not appear in the cast. It hard TO
find good one act plays it is good short stories.
This play Is nearly on the relative level Of the
cost 10 cents and come out month ahead of the
calendar
In spite Of the announcement elsewhere in this
paper to-day, Leah Kessler." the burlesque at
the Colonial Music Hall. will not be presented next
week 1t was taken off last night. Hereafter
straight vaudeville will rule this house, which
set out with a flourish to give New-YOrk some
thing new" II is hard. especially in an uptown
theatre, off the line, to give people something
new" Perhaps the truth of the matter Is they
don't want 1t. Perhaps, on the other hand, they
simply particular what the thing is. At
any rate: the Colonial Music Hall is a straight
vaudeville house.
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NOTES.

A collection Of modern and ancient paintings, be-
longing to Mr.. Edward Brandus, has been placed
exhibition at the Fifth Avenue Art Galleries. It
will be sold at auction In the grand ballroom of the
WaIdoTf-Astoria next Wednesday and Thursday
evenings It is collection of nearly two hundred
pieces AS regards the old masters in it. it re-
peats the effect of its predecessor in the same gal
leries the Enrich collection Historic names
abound. but the pictures supporting them commu-
ncate appropriate thrill. Only one of these
old pictures itself through possession of
innate distinction, the full length. Princesse Isa-
belle Claire" CNo. 100, attributed to Coelo. The
modern wing of the show is far persuasive.
1t embraces number OF good pictures of the Bar
bizon school, some notable panels by Meissonier.
and divers entertaining subjects by popular artists
The chief painting in this section Of the exhibition
is ''The Seated Spinner" by Mnet. This is one of
his most pleasing subjects. beautifully painted and
10 confer certain Importance upon the sale.
We have still another sheaf of zone man" ex-
hibitions to announce. Mr.. Frederic Remington
has eleven OF his recent pictures at the Noe Gal
leres. Western studies. OF course. Messrs. Arthur
Tooth s. Sons showing paintings by Mr..
II. W. Ranger, and a number of works illustrating
Picturesque Scotland" by Mr.. David FarQuhar-
son. A r. A. At the Macbeth Gallery is a group
OF new paintings by Mr.. Arthur B. Davies. The
Durand-Ruel Gallery offers some landscapes by
the late Alfred Sisley. At the galleries of the
New-Fork Cooperative Society there is an ex-
hlbition OF pictures by George H. Bogert, William
Sartain. c. NJ Dewey and thirteen other American
artists.
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-09-22
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Adirondacks in September
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-09-22
Il qs cat
PRocroR's.


All-star vaudeville continues 10
please well filed houses at Proctor's
5Sth street theatre. The bill for the
week of Sept. 18th will be of unusual
strength and will be headed by Dan
McAvoy, who starred in ''Sally in Our
Alley at the Broadway theatre, ac-
companied by his Fifth avenue girls.
The novelty Offering will be Abdul
Kader and his three wives.
Newark Theatre.
A genuine treat is in store for the
patrons of Proctor's Newark Theatre
next week. BY special arrangement
Mr.. Proctor has secured for one
weeks engagement. Miss Nella
Bergen. Miss Bergen is a Newark
favorite and will no doubt be given
au enthusiastic welcome.
Fifth Avenue.
Such unprecedented success has re-
wared the daring efforts of Mr.. f. f.
Proctor, who last week presented his
a~ll-star company of famous players at
the Fifth Avenue Theatre in s"The
Sporting Duchess" a Jump from the
frothy society chaff of Clyde Fitch.
that it was demonstrated hat Broad
way has been hungering for this sort
of dramatic material presented by a
competent organization. With a com
panv made up of such stars Amelia
Bingham, Charles Richman, Elita
Proctor Otis, Gertrude Coglan,
Charles Dickson, j. II. Gilmour, Cert
rude Rooevelt and one hundred others,
with n complete and elaborate scenic
equipment, the great melodrama was
the hit of the season.
Sunday Concerts.
The Sunday Concerts continue to at
tract the large audiences 10 Mr..
Proctor's Theatres by virtue Of the
magnitud of the ~all-star features
of the programme.
23rd Street Theatre
srle John G. Rice and Sally Conen
will be the special attraction at F. F.
Proctor's Ord Street Theatre during
the week of Sept. 18th. They will
present their new farce, "All the
World Loves a Lover" Owing to the
tremendous hit that Eph. Thompson's
Elephants scored, Mr.. Proctor has de-
cided to obtain them for another
weeks. Frank Bush will also appear
on this all-star bill.
125th Street Theatre.
! The first performance by any stock
company of Miss Henrietta Crosman's
great success, "Mistress Nell," will
be given Sept 25th by the Proctor
players at the l25th street house.
Miss Crosman also furnishes all the
original elaborate scenery, costumes
and accessories for the Proctor pro-
duction and this insures n complete
scenic equipment for this powerful
nlaV
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-09-22
THOUGHT It

The D:bliomnliac (showing HIS treas
urcs)-Here is a book that cost me
$4,000.
The Society Man-You are an easy
mark, | must say.
The Bibliomanlac (warmly)LEasy?
Why, | was ready to pay twice that
sum for it!
The Society Man-Great catsn What
sort Of a past have you, anyway
Puck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-09-22
What's in a Namep

Diner at Table D'hote-Here. wait
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Oft isn't ft to eat. Phew! just
smell it,
Waiter-Pardon, M'sieu, dat ees moi
Imouton, Get e de hash Venison.
Diner-Venison is it? BY jove, SC
it is; deuced goodSto Too. Bring me the
,red currant jelly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-09-22

"Papa. what is the meaning of the ex.
nression animated bustle?'"
"Where did you see it usee2"
This story says: AT the picnic there
was all at once an animated bustle.'"
"Oh; some one undoubtedly sat on an
ant hill."-Houston Post.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-09-22

The young man with the blaclt box
and big brass horn entered the exclusive
hotel.
What have you there?" asked the
clark.
"A talking machine. Can I sell (you
ono?"
1T would be supeyfluous here. lIhis
hotel is ~patronized exclusively Iby
ladies' ."-Chicogo News.