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The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-08-11
.*The Bomb at: ~
the Dinner Party

SCENE-A house in the outskirts Of
Paris, gayly decorated with shrubs
and Japanese lanterns.
CharacterS-M and Nine Robiquet,
two maids and the dinner guests.
1t is seven o'clock. Madame, who
has sent out invitations for a dinner
of costumed heads, is seated in the sa-
Ian, where she can admire herself in
the glass. Her hair is dressed in Louis
XIV. style, not perhaps original, but eX-
tremely distinguished. Madames strong
point is distinction. Monsieur. who
cares nothing about being distin-
guished, is hot and uncomfortable in
4 flowing wig, and strides impatiently
up and down.
Madame (still looking at herself)-
Dear me, NJ. Rebiquet, l wish you
would try and sit still.
Monsfeur-1t's a quarter past seven
and nobody here yet!
Madame (complacently)- course
not; l didn't invite them until half
past!
Morsieur-You told me seven!
Madame (sWeetly)-I wanted to
make sure that you would be ready, my
dear.
Monsieur-Oh, you did. did you?
Well, il is nothing to you whether l
die OF congestion of the brain
Madame-What a terrible temper
you are in, to be sure The moment
anything occurs to disturb your habits,
you Immediately growl like a thunder
ol0 i
teau; she said she hesitated to accept
my invitation on account of the dis
turbances Of the times!s
Monsieur (absentiy)-She was quite
right.
Madame (sarcastically)- she,
indeed? Disturbances of the times!
We are not at war. are we?
Monsieur-No, but our allies, the
Russians, are-and think of all these
revolutions and bombs!
Madame-Bah, as if I could not give
dinner because the imperial court is
in mourning! There are no bombs
here!
Monsieur-That is all you know
about it! There was one in front of
the prefecture this morning.
Madame (still sarcastic, but a trif1e
nervous)-Do you really mean one of
those terrible
Monsieur (unheeding) And there
were great crowds in the street.
Madame-It must have made it look
very unusual!
Monsieur-Some one had just discov-
cred a saucepan in one Of the Offices.
Madame A second astonishing
event!
Monsieur (excitedly)-It. was real
you understand with a lid fastened
with iron and fuse sticking out,
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-08-11
KISS HER.

Say. ycung man, If you've wife,
Kiss he"N
Every morning of yo, life,
Kiss her.
Every morning when the sun
Marks the day of labor done,
Get you homeward on the run
Kiss her.
Even though you're feeling bad,
Kiss her.
II she's out of sorts and SAD,
Kiss her.
Act as if you meant 1t, too;
Let the whole true heart of you
Speak its ardor when yoC do
Kiss her.
If you think it soft you're wrong,
Kiss her.
Love like this will make YOU strong,
Kiss her.
You're her husband now, but let
Her possess her lover yet,
Every blessed chance you get,
Kiss her.
Every good wife lets her man
Kiss her.
Be a man then, when you can;
Kiss her.
If you'd strike with telling force
AT the evil of divorce,
Just adopt this simple course:
Kiss her.
j. A. DAILY, in Catholic Standard.
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-08-11
Advice.

'.He insists on holding my hand
said Maude. what would you advise
ME. to dO?''
write TN the heart-to- heart depart
ment of the Lady's Magazine. It will
be at least SIX weeks before you get an
answer. w Wasairgton Star
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-08-11
Chinese Are Huma ns'

The important discovery that the Chi
nese are human beings has just been
made. 1t didn't take the captains of
industry long to find it out when the
Chinese began to boycott American
made goods Great is businessi
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-08-11
THIS is A VALUABLE COIN.
Silver Dollar Coined in 1904 Would
Bring the Finder Fancy
Price.

watch your silver dollars" said a
Kansas City banker, who, according to
the Journal, is something of numis-
matist as we'll as money maker. If
YOU find one with the date 1904 you can
get fancy price fer it. Of all the dol
lars coined by the United States, that is
the rarest ard most costly.
Then he explained that the chances
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-08-11
Didn't Bother Him.

: '-Senr word by you that ] was liar,
did h.? Why didn't you get him to
put il in writing, SO could get him
for it?''
..Oh.yI was willing to take his word
for it."-Chicago Journal.
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-08-11
Marry on Merry-Go-Ruund.

In St Louis few days ago a man
and q woman were married on merry
go-round while it was in operation.
Later they will be likely to take r2atri,
Inony more sariousiy-
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26

the level stretches of road the trains
we're run in such large sections that
one train on the level would make
two for tn mountain, both east and
west, and so all the available force
was concentrated on the mountain in
the effort to keep the traffic moving.
The regular passenger trains are
now running, the trains consisting of
but eight and nine cars, and not
heavily crowded either. The freight
traffic is gaining somewhat, with fall
and winter shipments of merchandise
and extraordinary shipments of tim
Der to the Salt Lake and San Pedro
road and other eatsern sytems. Ore
gon ties are now extensively used in
Kansas and Nebraska and hundreds of
thousands ofIthems are now passing
over the o. II. Il N. to those states.
While 40 engines have been in serv-
ice during the summer, this number
has been reduced until about 80 are
now handling the entire traffic of the
mountain division. Engines borrow
ed from the Short Line have been
sent home and those tran nsferred from
other divisions Of the .. II. 4 n.
have been returned and nothing but
the regular engines belonging to the
LaGTande division are in service.
1t is thoght that several firemon who
have been promoted during the rush
will have to go back to firing, because
of the large number of surplus engi-
neers,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
SPLELCIC PAIR OF
TWO.YEAR- -OLDS

DIR. W. f. Laraway, who has taken
a large number OF photographs of
Hood River orchard scenes, has one
in which he takes a great deal of
pride. The picture Is that of pair
of twO-year- ojds-not exactly twins,
but good couple to draw to. 1t con
sists of his little grand daughter and
a 2-year old Newtown tree loaded
with fruit.
The child stands along side of the
tree. 1t is very attractive combina-
tion, and one which will excite com
ment wherever produced. DR.. Lara
way intends to have the photograph
copyrighted. The picture was secur-
ed in the orchard of Pierce Cox of the
East side.
DIR. Laraway has large number of
other fine orchard views, which he
will take with him to the East. He
expects to do large amount of mis-
sionary work for Hood River during
his stay at Glenwood.
DIR. and Mrs. W. +. Laraway are
preparing to return coon to Glen
wood, Iowa, where the doctor will as
sist his son in looking fter the holi-
day trade in his jewelry store there.
Mr.. Laraway says he has letter from
his son, who says 81 don't know
what you are doing in Oregon, but ii
we had you here know what it would
be.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
NOTICEOF SALE OF BONDS.

Notice Is hereby given that the Board of
Directors OF the Hood River Irrigation DIS
tTict in WascO county, oregon, viii sell the
bonds OF said district iu the sum Of S60,OOO 90
on Tuesday, the 2Ith day of October, 1905, at
the hour OF 10 O'Clock a. M at the Office OF
said Board of Directors at the residence OF
j. II. Shoemaker in said district, and that
sealed proposals for SAID bonds Will be re-
ceived by said board at said place for the
purchase OF said bonds until the day and
hour above mentioned, at which time, the
board shall open the proposals ana award
the purchase OF the bonds to the highest re-
spOnsible bidder, the board reSeTVing the
right to reject any and all bids, bids to be nc.
cOmpanied by Il certified check for 10 per
cent OF the amount the bonds for which the
bid submitted.
Said bonds shall be payable in money OF
the United States, In 10 series, as follows, 10
witt At the expiration of eleven years, tivt
per cent OF the whole number of said bonds
at the expiration of twelve years six per
cent; at the expiration OF thirteen years
seven per cent; AT the expiration of fourteen
years, eight per cent; at the expiration OF
fifteen years, nine per cent at the expiration
ofsiXtet n years, ten per ceLt; at the expiration
of seventeen years, eleven per cent at the
expiration OF eighteen years, thirteen pei
cent; at the expiration nineteen years, fifteen
per cent; at the expiration OF twenty years
sixteen per cent and shall bear interest al
the rate OF 81 per cent per annum, payable
semiannually, on the FIRST day OF January
and July of each year. The principal and in
terest shall be payable at the place designated
in the bonds and bidders are given the option
Of having said bonds payable at Portland In
the state OF Oregon, or IN the cit of New
York In the state Of New York, and said
bonds will be issued In accordance with the
election of the successful bidders, Said bonds
shall be each of the denomination of not less
than 500 and not more than 500 ana shal
be negotiable in form and coupons for the in
terest shall be attached TO each and signed by
the secretary.
Dated at Hood River, oregon, this 18th day
Of September, 1906. j. II SHOEMAKER,
E2l OF Sc Tetary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
SLIGHT RAIN EXCESS
FOR LAST MONTH

While September was a dry month,
there was .03 of an inch more rainfall
than the mean precipitation for Sep
tember for the past twenty years,
which was l.64, while for Septembe
1905 it is l.67. There we're only
days when the showers sextended
through the entire day, the twelfth,
thirteenth twenty fifth and twenty
ninth. There we're nine days when
the precipitation was .0l or more,
twelve clear days, ten partly cloudy
days and eight clondy days.
The temperature was little
higher than the mean temperature for
the past twelve years, which was mean
maximum 70 degrees, mean minimum
AZ degrees, mean 80 degrees while
the temperature for the month just
passed stands mean maximum 70 27-3O
degrees, means minimum 500 de-
grees, mean 60 lG-3O degrees. The
highest point reached by the mercu-
ry during the month was 88 degrees
on the eleventh and the lowest was 80
degrees on the twenty eighth. The
wind was almost entirely west wind,
blowingsfrom the east tsonly an hour or
two once or twice during the month.
The following Is the report U. s. Volun.
tary Weather Observer u. n ByerIee, for
Hood River, for month OF September, 1905.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
Arrival and Departure of Mails
HOOD RIVER.


The postoffice is open daily between s a. M.
and y. M; Sunday from II to O'Clock Mails
for the East close at ll.20 a, m, $50 p. m. and
9 p. m; for the West, at 2.I0 p. IN. and 3 p m.
The carriers on r. +. d. routes No. and ,
leave the postOffice at $50 a. m. Mail leaves
For Mt. Hood, daily at u m; arrives 1920
a. IN.
For Underwood, Wash, at u m., Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays; arrives same days
at IL u, m.
For White Salmon, Wash, daily at u m;
arrives at III a. m.
WHITE SALMON.
For Hood River, daily at 9 a. M; arrives at
2p. m.
For Husum, Trout Lake and Guler, Wash,
daily at $50 a. m; arrives 5 p. m.
For Glenwood Fuda and Glmer, Wash,
daily at 7.30 a. m; arrives at 3 p. m.
For Pine Flat and SnOwden, Wash, at p,
m. Tuesdays and Saturdays; arrives same
days at u m.
For Bingen, daily at AS p. m; arrives at
S.45 a. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
The Good Old Way.

A severe cold or attack of Ia grippe IL
like fire, the sooner you combat it the
better your chances are to OverpOwer it,.
But few mothers in this age are will
ing to do the necessary work required
to give a good old-fashioned reliable
treatment such AS would be ministered
by their grandmOthers, backed by Bos-
chee's German Syrup, which was al
ways literally used in connection with
the home treatment of colds and is still
in greater household favor than any
known remedy. But even without the
application Of the oId-fashioned aids
German Syrup will cure severe cold
in quick time. 1t will cure colds in
children or grown people. 1t relieves
the congested organs, allays the irrita-
ton, and effectively stops the cough.
Any child will take it. 1t is invalua.
ble in household of children. Trial
size bottle, 25c; regular size, 75c. For
sale by C. n. Clarke,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
Dog Brings Criminal TO Justice.

A little white and black dog named
Jim has, according to the New York
Herald, avenged his owners death by
revealing the murderer. In that dis
patch it il said; "Jim was the only
witness of the murder of his master,
W. p. Burns, wealthy farmer, of
Pocahontas, Ark, Ed Hubbard, a
woodsman, is the coonvictedEprincipal
in the deed and Willie Roberts, who
was Burns housekeeper, is charged
with being aCCrssory to the crime.
But for Jim the crime would possibly
have gone undiscovered, for it was his
love for his master that sent him to
the house Of a neighbor, where his
whines and actions suggested to the
neighbor that something unusual
had happened. The neighbor made a
search which resulted in finding the
body at the bottom of the river and
the ultimate unraveling Of the plot
that ended in murder. Jim did not
stop with notifying the neighbors of
the crime, but appeared in court,
and when Hubbard was arraigned
gave testimony Of his hatred by show
ing his teeth and growing when the
accused man was brought in--testi-
mony barred by the law, but effect
i've in the eyes Of the jury.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
SUMMONS.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT or THE STATE
OF OREGON FOR COUNTY OF WASCO
JUDITH X. WELD, PLAINTIFF
versus Suit for Divorce
AUGUSTUS WELD, Defendant
To Augustus Weld, the above named de.
fendant
In the name of the s.at9 of Oregon, you are
hereby required TO appear and answer the
complaint filed against you in the above en-.
titled suit, within six weeks from the nth
day of September, 1905, said day being the
first day OF the publication of this summons;
and If you fail SO TO answer, for Mt thereof
the plaintiff will apply TO the court for the re.
lief demanded in her complaint aforesaid
filed In said cause for tO-wiu A decree OF
divorce diSsolving the bonds of matrimony
existing between the plainttf and defendant
in said cause, and for restoration of plaintiff
former name, and for her costs and disburse-
ments In this suit.
This summons is published by virtue of an
order of Honorable A. T.. Lake, county iudg,
of the county court of WascO county state OF
Oregon. dated the 7lh day of September, A
IT,, 1905, which oder specifies and provide
six weeks and seven insertions publication,
In the Hood River Glacier weekly new,
paper published weekly In said county am
state, as the time, Hnd paper iT which, sale
summons shall be published.
Dated Hood River, oregon, September S, 1905
JOHN LELAND HENDERSON,
O2B Attorney for pIaintitt'
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
Sixty Meeks for SI75.

The new subscriber to The Youths
Companion for 1906 who at once sends
the subscription price, Sl.I5, will re-
ceive free all the remaining issues of
the paper for 1908. These issues will
contain nearly 30 complete stories,
besides the opening chapters Of Grace
S. Richmond 5 serial, ''Ihe Curchllls'
Latch ST. ing" a sequel to her story
of "The Second Violin" which ap-
peared in the early weeks Of this year.
Madame Sembrich will contribute an
article on "Sovereigns | Have Sung
To-" and there will be three stories by
May Roberts Clark under the title,
Tales of a Pawnee Hero" D"
These will give foretaste of the
good things in store for 1906, full IL
lustrated Announcement Of which will
be sent to any address free with sam
pie copies of the paper.
New subscribers will also receive a
gift of The Companions Minute
men" Calendar for 1906, Autographed
in twelve color and gold.
THE YOUTHS COMPANION,
l44 Berkeley Street, Boston, Mass.
The Carpenter shop Of f. G. Coe has
moved one block west to Fourth street.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior Land Office a.
The Dalles, oregon, Sept L., 1905
Notice is hereby given that the following.
named settler has filed notice of his inten.
ton to make final proof in support of his
claim, and that said proof will be made be-
before Geo T. PratheT, United States commits.
si0ner at his office in Hood River, Oregon, on
October "a, 1905, viz:
ALFRED NJ. ROoP,
of Mosier, oregon, on II. y. No. 74l7, for the
SET SEl4 Sec, 8 and Nla NE4 Sec. 10, TIP. n,
K. II f., W. NJ.
lie names the following witnesses to prove
hir continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton Of said land, vtZ.: Frank Ginger and
Larkin Lamb, OF Mosier, Oregon; Porter Satz.
man and Il. f, Shoemaker, o. Hood River,
Oregon.
2lsOi9 MICHAEL T. NOLAN, Register.
IN THE COUNTY COURT OF TIL II STATE OF
OREGON FOR WASCO COUNTY.
In the matter of the estate of Dawes Divers,
deceased. Citation.
To John Divers, James Divers, Newtown II.
Divers, May d. Sellinger, joel Divers (Or
Joseph Divers, William Divers Julia Estey,
Perry A. Divers, John henl.- Divers, Lucy
Divers, Cora Straight, Mrs. James English,
and Beatrice English, and the Trustees of the
Pine Grove M. +. church, heirs and devisees
of Dawes Divers, deceased, and all other un.
known heirs, devisees and legHtiees of said
deceased, greeting:
In the name of the state of oregon; You are
hereby cited and required to appear in the
County Court Of the state ofOregOn for WascO
county, at the November term of said court.
at the court room thereof, at Dalles City, in
said county, on Monday, the 9Th day of No
vember, 1905, at O'Clock in the afternoon Of
that day, then and there to show cause, if any
exist, why an order of sale should not be
made of the real estate sought TO be sold In
accordance with the prayer of the petition of
the executors, w. Il. NetiHnd NJ. =. Nef here
tOfore filed In this cause, and which said real
estate is situate in WaScO county, oregon,
and described as follows TO wit:
Commencing at the Northwest corner of the
Northeast q quaTter of section p, in Tp , north,
range 10 east of the willamette meridian;
running thence south 1926 chains, thence
east l463 chains; thence north 1926 chains;
thence west 4G3 chains to the point of be-
ginning, containing acres, more or less.
This citation is issued by order of the
county court Of Wasco county, oregon, by
Hon. A. +. Lake, county Judge, entered on
the 2nd day of October 1908, and publication
is made in "The Hood River Glacier Il news
paper of general circulation published week y
In said county and state and publication Is
so made in compliance with the terms Of
said order for four successive weeks the first
publication Of this citation the End day Of
October, A. ID. 1905.
Witnesses the Hon. A. f. Lake, judge of
said county court, with the seal of said court
affixed, this 2nd day OF October, 10 5.
SIMEON BOLTON,
oct nOy2 CLERK.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
Notice to Contractors.

Notice is hereby given that the Board OF
Directors OF the Hood River Irrigation Dis
trlct In Wasco county, oregon, will receive
bids for the construction OF the necessary
annals and works for said district to be con,
structed In accordance with the plans and
specifications thereof Sealed bids for such
work will be received at the Office Of the
Board at the residence OF J. II. Shoemaker
secretary OF the Board IN said district till Sat.
urday, the 2Sth day Of October, 1905, at the
hour OF 2 O'Clock p. m. Bids must be accom-.
panied by certified check for five per cent
OF the amount of the bid. The Board reserves
the right to reject any and all bids Plans
and specifications may be procured by ap-
plicatIOn 10 the secretary Ofthe board.
~, SenIanabar log II S1JnFM MSVLip ""S
E2l O8 Secretary,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
Traffic Strain is Easing Up.

Relief has come to every depart
ment of the o. K. & n. since the close
Of the Lewis and. CLARK fair, says the
Pendleton Tribune
The enormous traffic has held every
department at the highest tension
1t is said that in the offices of TIE
dispatcher at LaGrande the cob pipes
have been idle all summer, because of
the rush of business on the wires, and
that since the double and treble train
service has been superseded by the
regular trains, verybody is enjoying
a holiday.
Engines are now in the shops get.
ting long needed repairs, enginemen
and trainmen are taking things
easy" for a spell and the tension Is
relieved.
Perhaps no other section of road in
the west was so heavily rushed as the
mountain division between Hunting
don and Umatilla during the fair. On
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
HOOD RIVER, OREGON OCTOBER 20, 1905.

IN NObhA VT IL 81 A r.
OF OREGON, FOR WASCO COUNTY
NELLIE B. WEINsCHENCK, Plaintiff
+. W. WEINsCHENcK, Defendant
To F. W. Welnschenck, defendant above
named:
In the name of the state of Oregan: You
are hereby required 10 appear aud answer
the complaint filed ainst you in the above
entitled suit on or before six weeks from the
18th day OF September, 1905, to wit on or be-
fore the 26th day of october, 1905; and II you
fail so 10 answer he plainttf will take judg.
ment and decree against you for want there
OF, according TO the prayer of said complaint,
namely, that the bonds of matIimony now
existing between plaintiff and defendant be
forever dissolved, and that plaintiff /, award
ed the custody OF the minor Chrldren men.
toned in the complaint herein, and that she
be allowed to resume her maiden name of
Nellie Blalock, and for such other relief as to
the court shall seem meet. This summons is
served on you by publication thereof orce
each week for six consecutive weeks in the
Hood River Glacier, a weekly newspaper
published in the city OF Hood River, in said
Wasco county, Oregon, by virtue OF an order
made and entered herein on the 18th day of
August, 1905, by Homo rable W l.. Bradshaw,
Judge OF sa d court. The date of said order is
August Is, 1905, and the date OF the first pub
licatiOn of this summons is sSepiemberH 1905
A. A. JAYNE,
o26 Attorney for Plaintiff
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26

Everything, exclaimed the pessi-
mist, "has been done to invite and
encourage official corruption.
Except to offer trading stamps, {"
ventured the op'imist, feeling the
ground thin under his feet, but un-
willing to yield all.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
Notice.

will give s25 for the arrest and conviction
of anyone who attempts to shoot any dogs or
cattle belonging on my premises.
O6 Il. II. SHEPARD.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26
Hood River Apples Never Rejected.

Hood River Apples Never Rejected.
cit is IA significant fact that no car
of apples sent out by the Hood River
Apple Growers union has ever been
rejected by the buyer" remarked
Manager +. ii. Shepard the other
morning. "Ihis goes to show that
our efforts to secure strictly fancy
pack of all Hood River fruit is bear
ing results. ~
Mr.. Shepard then went on to give
recent incidents where cars of apples
from various parts of the United
States have been rejected of late. The
list for one day was as follows
Gear Belltlowers from California
rejected in Cleveland; inspection YER
flied complaint.
Car New York apples rejected in
Chicago. Finally accepted at 60 cents
discount.
Gar Virginia apples rejected at
Green Bay Wis, every barrel showed
worms and decay.
Gar California apples rejected at
New Orleans.
"Car New York apples rejected at
Nashville; inspection verified cause
of complaint; adjusted"
Similar reports such as these are
received daily by tho association.
The local union inforCes rigid in
spection, and intends to keep up the
reputation so firmly established of
putting up one of the best packs in
the whole United States.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-10-26

HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. %, o. E. S.
Meets second and fourth Tuesday evening
ofeach month. Visitors cordially welcomed.
MRS ]. l.. HERsHNER, W. NJ.
Mrs. THERESA CAsTNER, Secretary.