The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-13
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AKING into consideration the outrageous work of the
SwifArmour egg trust, if we hen we would lay
egg if only wrinkled one. ~ ~"
It does seem unkind to interfere with those busness
men, who have pretty nearly skinned who the
barn, against which they propose nail pet, already
erected Let us beware of interfering with business
your small is caught yeowhanded at the cgaret,
there ought to be at least spot that be reached
with shortened lath.
Lest teacher should get STALE they work in Saturday
meeting her and series of teachers club AFFAIRS where
the girls lose their money ''the TALENT If teacher
doesn't go to church twice Sunday why fine her $2
NM4 49, @'' -: 49,
An American colored went the water where
the races right to fe liberty and the pursuit of chickens
openly acknowledged than in this country and
found the American game Of poker in full blast right in
London His visa-vs Engshman, picking up three kings
and pair of small deuces sad II raise the pot one
pound.' The colored gentleman nipped four His
almost popped from his head He said, stammerngy:
II don't know much about de system Of weights
in dis heah country but Sc gwne to you about
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Dwight E. Woodbridge of Duluth writes that Will H.
Herman lived in Duluth and that he worked with him
the paper Mr. Woodbridge writes:
~ used to think that had known man who had
the possibilities of intellectual height if he
better balanced. If there is anything in a dome Of
thongh Bill Nye used to call it, Herman might have
been great his forehead the remarkable aside from
degenerate developments that When he was here
he used to set type and get off poetry the Intervals He
usually drunk at night and sometimes dopy' in the
daytime.'' '".s~c
From which it appears that man needs something be-
sides high forehead to insure happy and successful life
49,
E. H. PIERCE the longsent North Dakota humorist is
himself The other day Pierce suddenly awoke and
purchased the Walsh County Record better known as the
Grafton Record Poison Carrots old paper Mr. Pierce Sc
cured everything, including the subscription list and the
liabilities. He writes in his inaugural
Grafon good town and intend to hold on to this
printing office until something gives away Subscription can
be paid at any time the present time preferred.'
Speaking Of the paper the new editor says: -
The writer and Mr.. Woods established the Record
in 1890, and it prospered from the start. At first
prosperity was hardly visible to the naked eye but
1t was there, and has left the premises At
times the gasolene engine bucked like an ubroken
broncho and the cylinder press refused eat out of
the naked hand, but Saturday night always found the
printers paid and the wholesale houses .reassured
paper with record glorious this cannot helm but
succeed ,....
MI Pierce born within fighting distance of the Adams
school, falling off his first barn somewhere in South Min
neapos He walloped in several Minneapolis schools
and dipped his limbs sedgy lakes before band ever
exploded at Harriet and previous the Calhoun ice war
tie slipped the line into North Dakota with some of
the pioneers the SOS and barely escaped being
at Grafton By the way Grafton not the place the
Gtters from We look for hot paper in the Record
provided the gasoene engine troubled with an nprov
ing nail on press day. j.: .... ..... .~. "A J. R,