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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
St. Bernard College.

An electric plant has been installed at St. Bernard college and it adds greatly to the equipment of that institution said | Cullman man. "There are several hun dred incandescent globes in the building and the students regard the new method of illumination as luxury.
 ..St. Bernard is in Cullman county. and it is we'll regarded throughout the south. for students come from nearly every southern state.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Secretary Shaw has bagged the del egates of Kentucky and Virginia, pro- vided he can keep them from slipping out before 1908.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
hoY,s "A Bunch of kevs.v

A bargain day matinee of Hoyt's "A Bunch of Keys" will be given at the Jeff ferson tomorrow afternoon and a special scale of prices has been arranged for the night performance. "A Bunch of Keys is one of the most entertaining comedies ever written by Charles K. Hoyt the author of many successful plays.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Former Mayor Belcher of Paterson, N. j.. was elected as a reform mayor, but the fact that he is at present resid- ing in Australia, after forging right and left, proves that he got on the wrong ticket.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

An Ohio man has written an eulogy of John D. Rockefeller and is now be- ing accused of plagiarism. It won't do to praise a man when it Is the fad to abuse him roundly
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
"Human Hearts"

Human Hearts, the offering for Sat urday afternoon and night at the Jeffer- son theatre, is Stroy of life in the hills of Arkansas, in which pathos and comedy are happily blended. The mati- nee will be a bargain day affair.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

If the insurance magnates patronize a clipping bureau, they certainly know how they stand before the people.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

The New York city election is be- coming in its last days very spirited. There is feeling that MT. Hearst's vote may be unexpectedly large. He appeals to the discontented.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

MT. Roosevelt will soon be able to say that he has spoken in every state, but this need not be regarded as a precedent, or even as an unwritten law
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
Stores Decorated.

'I am glad to see," said citizen yes- terday that the merchants have respond ed so liberally to the request to deco rate their stores on the occasion of the Presidents visit.
 'Solicitors called on the various mer- chants, and it was no trouble for deco rations of all kinds to be secured.
 Streamers, flags and banners have all ready been placed on many stores, and I hope and think that the other mer- chants will decorate this morning.
 l think that the city this morning will have on it's real holiday attire.'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE WORLD

by the moving series of moving pictures to enlist for a picnic in the navy may soon thereafter be moved to desert. Senator William A. Clark on his re- turn from Italy berates the thieves of high finance. Those who have followed Thomas W. Lawson's contributions to Everybodys magazine think that Senator Clark should be afraid to mention sub jeet like this voluntarily, for fear that the old saw relating to the pot and the kettle might be recalled.
 The President is on Alabama soil today. He is "in our midst" He did not bring the "blg stick" The President is here for the purpose of mixing" Thus far he has mixed" well.
 What worries some people who think they know about everything, is that the frenzied announcements of Thomas w. Lawson have been justified and the "Bos- ton freak is now in position to say. "I told you so.' While the methods of MT. Lawson are undoubtedly yellow" the wiseacres who sneered at him are hav- ing a hard job to make their position tenable.
 WE'LL. YES.
 Isn't it the
 Limit how
 Scarce money
 Is just now?
 A Kentucky mans speech has returned after three years. Did you ever hear of an echo like that?
 When John K. Gowdy, late United States consul general to Paris, returned to his home at Nashville. Ind., he was showered with kisses by the women and handclasps by the men. A reception like that would make man willing to leave home just for the pleasure of coming back again.
 Frank Rockefeller. brother of the cele- brated John D., makes q speciality of training wild animals at his home, near Cleveland. The speciality of John D. Rock efeller is already well known. JACK FROST TO MADAME sTEGoMYIA Freezing, freezing,
 Only freezing you.
 The time for your leaving, leaving,
 Is just about due.
 Actuary.-An insurance accountant and computer who Is supposed to know every thing that an insurance magnate on the stand says he does not know.
 A man is suing for divorce because his wife wants to become a successful busi- ness woman, rather than devote her talents to domestic life. There you are! Many man with an idea of what con stitutes a happy home is of the opinion that women in business are a menace to the nations welfare. Woman's chosen sphere of usefulness is culinary expert ness and domestic deftness When she begins to turn her eyes toward lesgers and accounts, no wonder e-loving bodies have a turn.
 Missouri man has written a book en- titled "A Year in He'll" We prefer to read about such experiences.
 CHEER UP. If all the gems were paste
 And all mankind were bad.
 The .pessimistic chaps would have
 Just cause for feeling sad
 An Indiana youth oloped with three wives. Such greediness always dia> dis gust us PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

senator Rayner is antagonizlng Sen. ato- German and theiPoe grandfather cause. 1ne battle is waxing hot in Maryland.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

If men were to become generally popular as domestic servants there would be a marked decrease in tho number of Irish policemen hanging about kitchen doors
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Every speech and act of the Presi- dent Is characteristic of the man. He pays small attention to formalities and ceremonies.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

President McCurdy complains that Lawyer Hughes Is not conducting the penang investigation in manner pleasant or satisfactory to himself.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Edward George Cunliffe burned $20,- 900 in b.lls and did not have the slight est notion of how to burn" money.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

The wife is the purse-holder in Ja- pan. Is it any wonder that Japanese men behave themselves?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

A postmaster in Oklahoma who re- signed because his job interfered with his coon-hunting has the right idea of sport
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
NIP of frost in the air calls up
 reminiscent joys of winters that

Z1@N NIP of frost in the ar calls up VN reminiscent joys of winters that are gone, when, book in hand and at peace with the world, we sat be- fore a roaring fire and lost ourselves in revery to the monotonous ticking of clock on the mantle over our heads Ma ture sings in diverse tones, but neither the song of birds, the ripple of mountain streams, the gentle batter of rain nor the signing of the wind through forest leaves surpasses the music of the fireslde. It warns the soul, mellows the heart and creates the indescribable charm of "home.' If the day be somewhat blustery without, it is an augmented pleasure to sit by a cheerful hearth and let glowing memories fit before your eyes, while the clock measures off the flight of time in staccato strokes and the soothing crackle of the flames blends with the threats of old Winter outside the window. After all there are some joys in the world that are not alone permitted to the man of millions. A book and an easy chair be- fore the fire can be enjoyed by a person of humble means. The best in life does not have cash value.
 Now that open-work stockings are no longer sought after, it Is about time for us to dispense with open-work cars.
 SATISFIED
 While we are without much money
 And don't make lot of fuss
 We have one great consolation
 Miss Tarbell doesn't know us  ''You will observe" remarked Smathers, that the chap who stands on a street corner all morning abusing the unscrupu- lous trust magnates, will turn right around and swinde his neighbor in real estate deal,'
 Nowadays, you will observe it is good form to speak of Mrs. smthbanks' pres ent" husband, in contradistinction to Mrs. Smithbank's previous husbands and those who are distned to be her husbands.
 CAN'T EXCITE US.
 Gee whiz!
 Such a crush
 Everybody
 In a rush.
 Whats the cause?
 Nothing much
 President.
 Have you ever noticed one young mar ried couple with a treasure" sizing up a treasure of about the same age which is owned by another young married couple when the two young married couples meet on the street? The fathers do not betray any emotion but the ex- pression of calm and unruffled superi- ority on the faces of the mothers gives an interesting glimpse of human nature. Each is secretly wondering how the other can love such an unprepossessing little howler.
 A Connecticut man hanged himself 50 feet in air to a history tree. Far be it from us to speak i'll of the dead, but 1t Is bad form for any one to render him self conspicuous by a bare-faeed bid for publicity.
 AWFUL POSSIBILITY.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Elephants shooting the chutes in the New York hippodrome leaves at least one more sight for blase mortals to see.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

For the sake of sanitation Andrew Carnegie appeals to women to wear short hair. Not one of them has turned anything but a deaf ear to his appeal.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Messrs. Pattison and Herrick are do..nng in plain talk on the Ohio stump in these closing days of the campaign.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

While the President Is a valiant man, he would do well to hearken to the still, small voice of a stegomyia fasci- ata
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Girls who want to be de rigeur will wear anklets this winter. The wind is expected to show them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

It is related that there is widow in St. Louis who is so beautiful that street car conductors forget to collect her fare. Her face is her pass.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

The grafters and shysters are lined up In New York against Jerome, and it is feared they constitute a majority of that city.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

The fact that detectives of St. Louis have been waxing rich leads to the suspicion that they have put them selves in position to be handed some thing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

The shyster lawyers in New York are opposed to the reelection of Dis trict Attorney Jerome, and they may turn the scale.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

J. Adam Bede breaks into print again. Some people were about to for get that MT. Bede is the official Con gressional humorist.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Sir Henry Irving's ashes repose in immortal company, but there is none can say they are out of place.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

All the baseball umpires of last sea son are alive and well. Not hair of their heads was sacrificed to the fury of the fans.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Elihu Root desires to take the con sular offices out of politics. Politics is thoroughly discredited In this country.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Admiral Togo was duly honored in Toldo, but his salary still stands at 5000. Carry the news to the Nc Curdys.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Instead of sending away three mil lions year to be spent by New York magnates, Alabama will soon be in a position to do it's own life insurance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

It is real mean of the Charleston News and Courier to hint that Thomas F. Ryan needs the services of private chaplain.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

A harvest of watches was garnered in Atlanta when the President was there. Today Birmingham should be- ware of gentlemen with delft fingers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

The peace treaty has been signed, but Oyama will stay in Manchuria to see that 1t is fully enforced.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

There is plenty of cholera in the Philippines, and the modern doctor should turn his scientific hand against IL.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Football players do not permit their college studies to interfere with the practice of their favorite game.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Moving pictures will be used at Cin- cinnati to attract recruits to the United States navy. It is to be hoped that these pictures will not elaborate upon the facts, lest youths who are moved
 
 gallery gods hissed and they are said to be the best critics. after all.
 In the end however, he relents and reinstates his son, who was dsinherited because he loved the pretty neice of Cooper. This part was taken by Virginia Alderman, who is always the gentle loved one. In the end of the third act, she is called on to display her dramatic ability in resenting an insult offered her by the tyrant, Simon Peter. After 1t was all over, true to life, she fell exhaust ed into her uncle's arms.
 Another pair of lovers are drawn into the play just to make it all the more interesting. One is Emeline Hubbard, the nelghbors daughter, who loves and Is loved in return by Hal Murdock a young music teacher from Syracuse. They present a very pretty love scene in the retreat leading to the village church, and to make it look real there is jealous rival in the person of Lem Dunbar a prosperous young horse trader with red hair, abbreviated trousers and genuine ruben department. There are many others in the play to make the village life complete and the scenery and costumes correspond with the characters. After 1t Is all over and everybody is happy, Coop CT falls asleep and dreams of his organ that was finally sold. A choir scene is shown and the boys are chanting an an- them that only helped to melt the hearts of those present.
 York State Folks will remain at the Bijou all this week.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

The annual fall trade and industrial edition of the Knoxville Sentinel, which has been received in this office. is not only a credit to Knoxville, but to the press of the south. The issue contains an exhaustive summary of the wealth and progress of Knoxville. Numerous illus trat,ons and d handsome cover in colors lend attractiveness to the paper. The Knoxville Sentinel is recognized as one of the best edited and most enterprising neswpapers in the southern states, and it's latest achievement calls for congrat- ulations
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

TamhAany has 400 spellbinders at work
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
WITH OTHER EDITORS.

The trade and industrial edition of the Anniston Hot Blast, recently received, is A newspaper enterprise of which Annls, tonians may well feel proud. The issue contains forty-four pages of readable and wel, illustrated information relating to Annston Editor Milton A. Smith and his associates are to be congratulated on their achievement
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
AWFUL POSSIBILITY.

What lot of woe and trouble In this old world there'd be If every skeleton closet
 Had a skeleton key.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Nowadays, you will observe, it is good form to speak of Mrs. Smithbanks' pres ent" husband, in contradistinction to Mrs. Smithbank's previous husbands and those who are distined to be her husbands.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, post office as second-class matter under act Of Congress March 3. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
WE'LL, YES. Ism [ it the
 Limit how Scarce money Is just now

Frank Rockefeller, brother of the cele- brated John D., makes q speciality of training wild animals at his home, near Cleveland. The speciality of John D. Rock efeller is already well known
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

You will observe.' remarked Smathers, that the chap who stands on street corner all morning abusing the unscrupu- lous trust magnates, will turn right around and swinde his neighbor in a real estate deal"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

A Connecticut man hanged himself 50 feet in air to a history tree. Far be it from us to speak i'll of the dead, but 1t Is bad form for any one to render him self conspicuous by bare-faced bid for publicity.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24
CAN'T EXCITE LIS.

CAN'T EXCITE US. Gee whizi Such a crush! Everybody In a rush! Whnt's the cause? Nothing much President.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-24

SATISFIED. While we are without much money And don't make a lot of fuss, We have one great consolation Miss Tarbell doesn't know us.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

San Francisco, catering to class of people
St. Francis Palace; furniture, carpets
date; there is nothing THAI excels it in this
city; never been on market before; this hotel
now clears, over all expenses. S1400 per month:
best of reasons for selling this house cost S40,-
COO to furnish; to be sacrificed for $24, 900; ex-
clusively with US.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

40 rooms; brand new, up-to-date proposition;
beautiful building furniture, carpets and dra-
cheap rent; years lease; clearing over 5000
per month; all full nice roomers; any one
looking for first class new house can't overlook
this; part cash. balance paid out Of huse;
price, $500,
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26
LoDG1NG-HousEs FOR SALE.

A. CAMERON & CO.-Phone South 1880
Eddy ST. cor. Market and Powell
Headquarters for Rooming houses, Hotels and
All Kinds of Business Chances.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

Groom modern upper nat; rent $50, water
free; only months furnished with elegant
furnishings; Choice block Ellis St; $500 down.
balance can be paid SIS per month.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

21 rooms south Market; rent $s5; well fur
nished and clearing SIS per month; cost over
$1,000 to furnish; can be had for $3.50, with
ne-half cash, balance 1 per cent.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26
ATToRNEYs-AT-LAw.


Advice free in all legal matters private divorces
a specially: quick quiet no pay unless divorce
is granted: collections made; partnership bill of
sale, wills. deeds. etc. drawn. Open evenings
by request. Established 10 years. c. w.
HOWE. l122 Market ST.. bet. Mason & Taylor.
ADVICE free, private ccnhdentiai; business
legally and promptly transacted: attachnnts
collections. probate mechanics liens. tenants
elected ba nkruptcy: contracts. Wills etc,
drawn. W. MATTHEW'S $50 Market. rm 2s
r. W. KING, Attorney-at-law Exam bldg.
9th floor: entrance room ell; established 20
years: all courts general court and office
practice: no fees in advance or for eonsulta-
tion; evening by appointment. Tel. Red 36o1.
AA--Dlvorce costs s12; quick, quiet advice free:
all law business: no charge unless successful;
open evenings 927 Market St, room 30i
AA-DIvORCE; costs s12: advice Free
All legal bus: charge unless successful.
Examiner building. room 316.
JOHN GtTIDERY. attorney y-at-law. rooms IS
and 36, Chronicle bldg: phone John 2Is1.
IF ycu need lawyer consult me at once low
cst fee III. IT. HEATH. s55 James Flood bid.
T.. 81 CLARK. 9oI Market. rcom 304: consllta-
tion free; no fees in advance; open evenings.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

16 rooms, Eddy St; $65 rent; oak and cherry
furniture; carpets good, and clears SIS per
month: leaves best rooms for family; part
down. balance can be made from house.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

rs rooms. part housekeeping: rent only $40;
oak furniture; fine carpets: clearing $3.50 per
month; long lease; be had for $500 down,
balance time at low interest.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

57-room, new and modern apartment house;
exquistely furnished in weathered oak ma
hogany and birdseye maple. Administer and
velvet carpets: 2 and 80 room apartments; s
years lease; full first class people: obliged to
leave for the East.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

Up-to-date offices in the James Flood build
Ing. corner Market and Powell. Entrance op-
poste Emporium"
Suite sol, near elevators.
Free service to buyers Titles guaranteed
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26
IoDa1Ne-HousEs FOE sALE-con
MARION GRIFFIN.

Phone tprivate nne) Main as-4-;;.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

100 rooms; heart of business center; grand,
new. modern building with all the up to-date
appliances: steam heat, electric light and ele-
vator; furnishings and draperies the best; the
cheapest rent in San Francisco for downtown
house; rare opportunity to get frst-class busi-
ness that will pay $400 to $500 per month;
owner must leave city; only with us.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

IA rooms. Eddy; cheap ront; well furnished
in oak, with good carpets; part housekeeping; !;
$500
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

Groom modern fat new months; rent S25;
beautifully furnished; fine location; and cost
over 5000 to furnish; snap at $500.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

16 rooms well located on Eddy; oak furnf-
ture, good carpets; fine condition; clears SEQ
and leaves best rooms landlady; reduced to
$1,000.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26

HIGH = CLASS,
B f A u tt Full
n L w A N d
MODERN 6S
rooms (partly
furnished), full
Of roomers. Rent
nly SIS per room:
5-year lease:
price, S3500.
Fine opportun-
ity.
See
MARION
GRIFFIN.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-26
BUSINESS cHANcEs-continued.

A-CAMERON * CO.-Phone South 1880
) Eddy ST.. cor Market and Powell.
Headquarters for all kinds of business chances.