The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-11
Nth the Long Row.
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Ii the confirmed FANS watching this years ball games
"A in chronic state Of being about two Weeps distant
from heart-break.
Speaking of the Panama and looking forward hope
fully to the glorious Minnesota winter reminds that
there advantages living country where you
do not break your neck lodging the yellow fever germ
So
Let old Rogers laugh Lawson lost his voice in Kansas
but, by gee, there is no danger Of pen paralysis
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The Minneapolis Chronicle states that he believes
that our .stwo by twice farm is fake Referring to
North Minneapolis he says:
where the good people i've and vel show you
there grew but one.
Weed, huh We have to use a stump-puller.
Another "come-on letter. has been from that
whisky that anxious to supply with our riot
water. The firm says:
We regret that you send the quart
Of Bourbon whisky mentioned in our letter Of
10 We also that did not return to us the post
card enclosed with the letter.
Of we realize that you may needed whisky
time. We wanted to get card back signed or IN
signed with without order therefore we are taking the lib
We enclose you another stamped ready mailing.
Won't you quart oday2 just think, full quart
of absolutely whisky direct from the distey to you or
$1.o5, delivered free ILL
The 1cen stamps the post cards sent always come
in handy We glad get them But regret to say
that we get all our rum by patronzng firm that sends it
free return for letter OF recommendations stating
that since using Phelan's Malt Whisky have grown
kinky and feel about eighteen years younger
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The Virginia. Mimi Virginian calls for the Of
dogs to put soft pedal their pups It seems that the
dogs give tongue all night long and don't who hears it,
Dog fancer however, that this does not nJure the
dogs at ALL as they can sleep IN the daytime ~
Do you know the rapture Of having 'pair OF twins
in the nehborhoodq Twins boys Of indicate that
there is an absence Of stagnation locality Look out
of the window any time Of day up to and there
is twin going thru the air somewhere either on his bicycle
or falling out off Of the house neighbor-
ing boy always accompanied by sound OF boy encourage
1nent and remonstrance. When the twins around lie
becomes prolonged baseball with the home nine
scoring and the St. Paul nine drawing hppopotamus eggs
on the card every inning with agreeable regularity
esHuh! You can't hurt U.S. remarked twin when
asked if recent fall out of tree had done his brother
any harm. .+..s.. ... z5
the time comes even for twins made out Of horse
hide and India rubber The other day. while for
Johnsons barn. George the other twln stepped
into the secondstory floor hole thru which the horse
breakfast is thrown down. The came thru by last
freight without stopping and lit on his brow on the
cold plank flooring the horses reception parlor Tender
hands bore his form to his family residence
and doctors hurried be in at the autopsy and the boys
stood and told with chastened gee how the twin
looked in midair how he aghted the sound it made
That evening I asked neighborhood boy how George
was, and he said: ;, .ouo..a;oa - J,
The doctor said it wasn't nothn but conclusion OF az
brain - 1.>,. ...s* T.. -...
After waiting respectable time for the family agitation
to subside flowers and started to leave them at tn
twins house and inquire if there any hope AS
approached the house, heard fierce amor and boy annoy
ance The twins out in 'front.' both OF them apparently
as good as and the point Of licking bigger boy VIII
had stoned their dog.
threw the flowers sadly the fence and returned
home You cannot kill twin. The air is now full o
them again. -.. 81 g~.-t@ "A. .. H.