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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-11-03

AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over sixty years by
millions of mothers for their children
while teething, with perfect success.
1t soothes the child, softens the gums,
allays all pain, cures wind collie, and is
the best remedy for Diarrhea. Is
pleasant to the taste. Sold by Drug
gists in every part of the world,
Twenty-Five cents a bottle. It's value is
incalculable. Be sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and taken
other kind.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-11-03
Sells More OF Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy than OF All Others
Put Together

Mr.. Thos. George, a merchant at Mt.
Elgin, Ontario, says: II have had the
local agency for Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy ever since 1t was introduced
into Canada, aud l sell as much Of 1t
as J. do OF all other lines l have IN my
shelves put together. or the many
dozens sold under guarantee, l have
not had q bottle returned. l can
personally recommend this medicine
as ! have used IL myself and given to
my children aud always with the best
results" For sale by all dealers in med.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-11-03

Reduced rates to Portland, Oregon,
and return, account Lewis 81 Clark
Exposition, June lst to October 18th,
1905. Is day ticket $50; 81 day ticket
$50. Write agent S. P. Co., at Lords
burg, NM, for full information about
liberal stop.over privileges, trains and
reservations. 825
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-11-03

A reliable medicine and one that
should always be kept 10 the home for
immediate S is Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. II will prevent the attack
II given as soon as the childs becomes
hoarse. or ever after the Group cough
appears. For sale by all dealers in med.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-11-03
ETI-E
HAND BOOK.

practical book of nearly a housand pag-
es, useful 70 all and necessary 10 most men
try. PP
US taets viii pass muster with the trained
eclenttt ana its language 10 easily under
stood by the everyday man.
ltl5h uozen books IN one. covering the His
Tory, Uses, I~erminology. Geography, Geology.
CheinlHtry, MineralOgy, MetallurQy. Finances
and Statistics OF Copper.
II gives the plain facts in plain English,
IT lists and describes 3,s4a oopper mines and
companies, IN all parts Of the world, descrlp-
lions unning from two lines to twelve pages,
aceordldg 70 inheritance OF the property.
The Copper Handbook is conceded to be the
WORLDS STANDARD REFERENCE BOOK
ON COPPER.
The Miner needs the book for the facts It
gives him about mines, mining and the metal.
The Investor needs the book for the facts Il
gives him about Mining Investments and
Copper Statistics. Hundreds of SwindHng
Companies are exposed in plain English.
Price is 50 in Buckram, with gilt top: $3.50
In tull library morocco. VIII be sent fully
prepaid, on approval. to any address ordered,
and may be returned within week Of re-
ceipt If not found fully satisfactory.
HORACE j.. STEVENS. 1850 POsTOFFIoE
BLOCK, HOUGHToN, MICH. u, s. A.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-11-03

Amalgamatlon Test Of Free Milling Ore, $500
Cyanide Test of Gold and Silver Ore. 500
Copper Lcuching Test of Carbonate, and
Oxidized Copper Ore, 800
For above tests send 90 ozs. of ore for each
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
THE SLEEPING BEAUTY.

There's a ooldDess in the nighttime And the leaves arc biushin. crimson Bout the way they're roughed an
 tossed
 By the north wind, and It's iaughin Chasin them adowa the way And the chidrens s checks are rosy, And the world is full O play. And they're iauahln as they run, And their eyes are full 0. fun, Ana their yellow eur's are dancin like the
 leaves are Gancin' too.
 And their tiny happy feet
 Come a-dane!n' down the street And their voices sound so happy that | m
 snlilin' through and through. Oh, the red red rose is g.owin' In the maiGens rounded cheek, And a Hit of tnk,lH' laughter
 Marks the progress of the creek And the first faint touch of winter On the sieeping Southiands head Wakes her like q princes kisses, And she iaughs and bushes red. And the boys are feelin' good. ArG they fi.l the box with wood, Then they're out ard gore a-huntin', can |
 you hear their laughter clear? Out and far away from town, Where oceans are comiH. down, Oh. the early days Q winter are the chii-
 dren's time Q year J. M. Lewis. in Houston Post
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
QUALITY IS OUR. MOTTO!
Quality Rrincs snoeess-


 When in St. Louis our representative called on the F. k. Rice Mercantile Cigar Co., and Was e0urtCously received and shown through their large Cigar Factory. It was a pleasure to see the hundreds of clgarmakers making all cigars absolutely by hand no molds or machinery used ih the factory. One of the striking feature Tn this factory Is the fine body of work men and the cleanliness that one sees al, through the factory. In the basement the firm carry the Havana tobacco winch they import yearly from Cuba direct and which k specially selected by w. C. Schut2, who visits the Island for that purpose, so that work, but they also buy the very finsst tobacco that the Island produces. .tssec seeing the factory one ls not sdrprIReS that many thousands of the Mercantile are sold during the year.
 1his firm also manufacture number Of hVecent brands of cigars, their leaders being the "30J" and the Agent" ]" Our representative asked how many "305" and Agents they manufactured last year, and Was told that their output on those two brands of fye-cent cigars was over twenty-five million. Every box of cigars that this firm turns out has card placed
 in the same calling the attention of the smoker 10 the fact that the house sells their goods absolutely on a quality basis, that they do no circus or bill board adver- Using. give no free deals nor have any other kind of schemes, but see how much quality they can put in the cigar, so that they will please the consumer who does not care for all the other items but does want the most and best smoke he can possibly get for his money, and the firm stated that since they have adopted this quality system, their trade has grown from year to year, and while they are only making a small profit selling goods on such a basis, the enormous quantity that they are turning out, is bringing them the desired results.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

clare is nothing less than a scheme on the part of the young women to make men entertain the entire 20 when they want to marry.
 They suspect plot to compela whole sale distribution of candy, theater tick cts and flowers, and they are already pre- pairing to laugh at the disruption they feel certain will come when one of the members gets the idea that she is not being treated quite as well as her fellow club women.
 While the love-stricken men do not take such horrid view Of the situa- tion, they are none the less dismayed at the expensive prospect. to say nothing of the difficulty that may be expected in securing the approva! of the 26
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
ONE GIRL WHO GAN THROW
Fair Cashier in Chicago Lunch Room Acquires Skill by Tossing Cash
 Checks Into Aperture.

In a certain lunch room in the down. town section of Chicago the young woman cashier Gisproves the oft repeat ed statement that girl can't throw stone and hit the side of barn. This girl has acquired wonderful precision in throwing cash checks into a small aperture in the top of the cash desk. There is a TOW of openings in the top board of the desk, one opening for each denomination of check that she han dies. There is probably quarter inch of wood separating each aperture When a patron of the room lays Gown his cash and his check the girl takes the check in the palm of her hand and deftly fires it into the opening. The denomination of the cards is indicated by the color, and she fires a red card into tho red box every time. From ths open money drawer in front of her to the row of open !ngs the distance is over 12 inches. In many instances che makes a throw and drops the coin into the proper apart ment of the money drawer almost in ths same motion. The cards are thrown flat, not edgeways. as one might suppose. Letter clerks in tine postofilce attain wonderful proficiency in throwing let ters, but they send them into boxes with the edge cutting the air The girl in the lunchroom fairly slams the pasteboard3 into the proper holes. rarely, if ever, missing her marb
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
HARD TO GET BRIDES HERE
Single Black Ball Cast by Member of Indiana Matrimonial Committee
 Will Bar Would-Be Benedict.

Connersvllle, lnd-There is trouble and work ahead for the swains of Con- nersville. In fact. if the plans of 25 young women here, who have been hor- ri6ed by the frequent divorce suits, do not miscarry, there will be moro giving of the mitten" than giving in matrimony fer some time.
 So deeply moved are these young wom- sn that they have organized themselves into a committee of whole to investi- gate, pass upon, and approve or reject such suitors as msy seek the hand of any member
 At the most exclusive of clubs. black ball cast by single member of the or ganization will be sufficient to bar the would-be benedict.
 The cynical old bachelors Of the city are lspgsing at th. plan, which they de-
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
THERE IS JUST ONE SURE WAY
Dodc's Kidney Pills Buiid Up Rum Down PeoDle-rhey Make Healthy Kidneys and That 55eans Healthy People - What hr. and Mrs.
 J. l.. DUffey Say:

Nora, Ind, Feb. 6th.-(Speeial)-That the sure way of building up rundown men and women is to put their kidneys in good working order is shown by the ex- perience of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph L. Duffey of thls place. Both were weak and worn and dispiri,ed. They used Dodd's Kid. ney Pills, and to-day both enjoy the best of health.
 Mr. Dufey says: q was ve,y weak and almost past going. tried every thing which people said was. good, but got no benefit tin I tried Dodd's Kidney Pills. They helped me in every way and l am strong and well now"
 Mrs. Dutfey says: T was so bad that if anybody would lay down string felt l could not step over it. Since talk ing Dodd's Kidney Pills l can run and jump fences"
 Healthy kidneys insure pure blood Dodd's Kidney Pills insure healthy kid neys.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
A CLEAR COMPLEXION.
A Simple Home Treatment for Black heads, Red, Tough and oily Skin and DislGurinS
 IIuuors

If you are afflicted with pimples, black heads, red, rough or oily skIn, or disfg- urlng humors, you will find this simple home treatment most agreeable, speedily effective and economical Gently smear the face with the great emolhent skin cure, Cuticura Ointment, but do not rub Wash off the ointment in five minutes '@ith Cutieura Soap and hot water, and bathe freely. Repeat this morning and evening and you will soon be rewarded with a skin soft, white and clear. Cuti- eura Soap, the best toilet and complexion soap in the world, assisted by Cuticura Ointment, will preserve, purify and beautify the complexion and keep the skin, in a healthy condition, prevent lpe baclsheads, pmples, eruptions or the return of eczema and other skin troubles tsed as shampoo 1t cleanses the scalp of crusts and scales, removing dandruif and promoting the growth of the ha;r. For red rough hands, itching palms and ,ainful finger ends, Cuticura Soap and Ointment achieve marvellous results, often single night.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

The mild and immediate effect of Swamp-Root the great kidney and bladder remedy is soon realized. It stands the highest for it's wonderful cures of the most distressing cases. Swamp Root will set your whole system right, and the best proof of this is trial.
 g COTTAGE ST., MELRosE, MASS. DEAR SIR: JAN. lith 1904 Ever since was in the Army, I had more or less kidney trouble. aud within the past year it became severe and complicated that I suffered everything and was much alarmed-my strength and power was fast leaving me. l saw advertisement of SwampRoo and wrote asking Tor advice. I began the use of the medicine and noted a decided improvement after taking Swamp Root only short time
 l continued it's use and am thankful to say sbat am entirely cured and strong. In order 10 be very snre about this, l had doctor examine sone of my water to-day and he pronounced 1t all right and iii spIs ldid condition.
 know that your Svemp-Root is purely vcge- table aud does not contain any harmful drugs, Thanking you for my complete recovery and recommending Swamp-Root to all sufferers am,e Very truly yours,
 l. (. RICHARDSON.
 Swamp-Root is not recommended for everything but it promptly cures kidney,
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

often l could hardly straighten my back. The aching was bad in the day time, but jIst as bad at night, and was always lame in the morning. 1 was bothered with rheumatic pains and dropsical swelling of the feet. The urinary passages were painful, and the sccretions were discolored and so free that often had 10 rise at night. l felt tired all day. Half box served to relieve me, and three boxes effected 8 permanent cure"
 A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all dealers. Price, 50 cents.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

liver and bladder troubles the symp- toms of which are--obliged to pass your water frequently night and day, smart ing or irritation in passing, brickdust or sediment in the urine, headache, backache, lame back, dizziness, poor digestion, sleeplessness, nervousness, heart disturbance due to bad kidney trouble, skin eruptions from bad blood, neuralgia, rheumatism, diabetes, bloat- ing, irritability, wornout feeling lack ef ambition, loss of flesh, sallow con- pleXion, or Brights disease.
 If your water, when allowed to re- main undisturbed in a glass or bedle for twenty-four hours, forms a sediment or settling or has cloudy appearance it is evident that your kidneys and blad- der need immediate attention.
 Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and is for sale at drug stores the world over in bottles of two sizes and two prices fifty cents and one dollar Remember the name, Swamp-Root, Dr Kilmer's Swamp.Root and the address, Bing- hamton, N. Y, on every bottle.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

unhealthy kidneys responsible  kidney trouble permitted fatal results follow.
 need aentionbu kidneys attention
 Ii are kidney bladder begin organs o A anyone.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
(..DQ41 Q..l Q,0 l

JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 16C. and they will send you their big plant and seed eatalog, together with enough seed to grow
 1000 fine, solid Cabbages,
 2,000 rich, juicy Turnips,
 2,000 blanching, nutty Celery,
 2.000 rich, buttery Lettuce,
 LOCO splendid Onions,
 LOGO rare, luscious Radishes,
 1000 gloriously brilliant Flowers. In all over 10000 plants-this great offer is made to get you to test their warranted vegetable seeds and
 ALL FOR BUT 16c POSTAGE, providing you will return this notice, and If you will send them 26c in postage, they will add to the above a big package of Salzer's Fourth of July Sweet Corn-the earliest on earth-l0 days earlier than Cory, Peep Q Day, First of All, e,e. k. L.]
  There would be an enormous increase in production If we were all paid what We think we are worth-and earned the money Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

EDITORIAL NOTE.-In order to prove the wonderful merits of Swamp Root you may have a sample bottle and . book of valuable information, both sent absolutely free by mail. The book contains many of the thousands upon thousands of testimonial letters re- eeived from men and women cured
 The value and success of Swamp Root are so we'll known that our readers are advised to send for sample bottle. In Bending your address to Dr. Kilmer t Co, Binghamton, N. Y, be sure to say you read this generous offer in this
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
TEWas Good.

Chloe. oer mad of all work, had the true Ethiopian ; f5ndaess for good eat ing and. Ike 9 many of her race, she often Used language more lofty than ap= propriate. One day Chlocs mistress made an extremely good pudding for dessert. Chloe took generous taste of the pud- ding, smaeEed her lps and said with eyi- dent satisfaction:
 My oh ef dat don't taste melo- dious LiPpincotts.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

ney trouble, of eight or ten years standin 2.
 l suffered the m os t yer c backache an q other pains in the region of the kidneys. These were especial severe W Il c n stooring to lift anything, q Il q
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
TO BUSY STORK-SHOO!
Human Ingenuity Raises an Obstacle to the Vaccinations of
 Fate.

The apartment houses Of this age had now reached stage ot such magnficence that tenants were willing to give up all their liberties and salaries for the priv llege ef living Tn them. By edict, says the New York Sun. the prattle of children was forever barred from them.
 Situated in the ultra-fashionable dis trict was the magnificent apartment house
 Ra3 Suicide, through which the agent vas showing prospective tenant and dazzling him with the latest improvement Of the Gtopian age.
 "Magn.ticent.' said the gentleman, but your roof looks rather untidy Why IS this roof strewn with bits of broken glass and the chimneys studded with rusty nails?'
 Clever idea of mine" said the agent, naively; That is to prevent tue stork from alghting on the premises"
 Being q philosopher, the Utopian said nothing. but stood gazing far into the dis tance where an ocean liner from the tropics was making her way up the har. Dor crowded to the rails with immigrants.
 eYes,' said Newliwed, my wife and I are housekeeping now. She prepared our first dinner last night with her own fair hands How was t?" asked Bacheller. Nell. the nuts and rasins were fine. = Philadelphia Public Ledger
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

The John A. Saker Seed Co.,, La Crosse, Wis, always have something new, some thing valuable. This year they offer among their new money making vege. tables, an Earliest Green Eating Onion
 It IS winner, MT. Farmer and Gardener.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

The political plum, not unlike the per. simmon, sometimes has an unpleasant eff feet when it is bit into before 1t is quite ripe-Indianapolis News.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

Peruna is tie most prompt and sure remedy for eatarfh that can be taken.
 Many I preacher has been able 10 r7eef his engagements only because lie Keeps or hand q bottle of Peruna, ready
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

We have on file mmny letters of rec ommendation like the one given above. We can give our readers only slight glimpse of the vast number of grate- fHl letters Dr. Hartman is constantly receiving, in praise of his famous catarrh remedy, Peruna.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
Her Fathers Name.

Officer Can't you remember your pspa's name? What does you mamma call him? Lost Child-A lobster-N Y Sun.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

Some mems idea of holdin down a job, said Uncle Ebeu, ''is to sit around an wish payday would hurry along. = Washington Star.
 To Cure Cold in One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure E " Groves signature is on each box 25e The gift of gab will not do the work of the grace of God.-Chicago Tribune.
 piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli. ble medicine for coughs and colds-N W. Samuel, Ocean Grove. N J., Feb. r., 1900.
 Many a mushroom of promise is toadstool of fulhllment-N. Y. Times
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

0ne size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease. A certain cure for swollen sweating, hst, aching feet. At all Druggists. 25c. Ac- sept no substitute. Trial package FREE. Address \. $. olmsted, Le Roy, N. '.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
AN OLD MAN'S TRIBUTE.
An Ohio Fruit Raiser, 7S Years Old, Cured of Terrible Case After Ten Years of Suffering.

Sidney Justus, fruit dealer, of Men tor, Ohio, says: '' was cured by Doan's Kidney Pills of d severe case of kid
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

It will not be so very long before you are talking about things that happened way back in the year '04.--N. \. Mail.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

The ideal man is he who gives thanks that some people are as well of as him Self and others better Puck
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

A Guaranteed Cure for Piles. Itching Blind. Bleeding goeprotruding Piles. Your druggist will refund money if Pkzo OINTMENT fails to cure in to l4 dave. soc.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09

paper The genuineness of this offer is guaranteed.
 COUPON. Please write or fill in this coupon with vour name and address and Dr. Kilmer $ Co will send you Free Sample Bottle of Swanp-R oot the Great Kidney Remedy. saMe 9t. ana City ST Iowa. ........................9 ...... ''''''''''''' '''''''.'' ..s,,-,.s.
 Mention this paper.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
among 3Hem .

The Bishops Strong Tribute to Pe-ru-na L. IL Hasey, Bishop NJ. E. Church, Atlanta Ga. wrtes 
  becuu 1ng Peru
  nothing eeuaf in the great medicine, Peruna.
  fS also q 6fesSirg suffering humanity
  Iaey M Church.
The Monticellonian., 1905-02-09
Ministers 0fAil0enominatiOC3 Join in Recommending Pc-su-aa to the
 People.

Public speaking especially exposes fhe throat ard broEChiai fabes 10 catarrhal affections.
 Breathing the air of crowded assem- plies, and the necessary exposure to night air which many preachers must face, makes catarrh specially prevalent among their class.
 Pcruna has become justly popular among 3hem.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-07-22
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
Various Uses For Vinegar In the Work
Of the Household.

Various Uses For Vinegar In the Work
Of the Household.
Decanters can be cleaned most ex-
peditiously and satisfactorily if a
half gill of vinegar is mixed with a
handful of salt and some of this
poured into the decanters and
shaken. The vinegar cuts the grease,
and the salt is sufficiently gritty to
rub off any sediment on the sides
Of the bottle. Rinse the glass we'll
with clear water.
Vinegar has many uses. Mixed
with stove backing it makes the
polish stick better and gives high.
er gloss.
Vinegar will brighten shabby
carpet too. Put teacupful into a
pail of warm water and wash the
carpet all over with this, wringing
out cloth to do so. The carpet
must first have been carefully brush
ed, of course, and then merely
dampened in the process. If posi-
BILE let it become thoroughly dry be-
fore walking on it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-07-22
VANS Ad.

s'In Moscow" said traveller, 81
saw a little child crying miserably
one afternoon. He walked slowly
down one of the principal streets,
and his bowls soon brought a big
crowd around him.
"sWhat is the matter, my child
What troubles you? every one ask
ed.
"The boy paused finally. He look
ed at the multitude which had as
sembled. Then, lifting up his voice,
he shouted in shrill treble:
Z am lost. Will somebody please
take me home to Ivan Troubetskoy,
the champion clothier of the south
end, who has just got in his new
stock of spring overcoats, suits,
neckties, shirts, hats and umbrellas,
which he will sell cheaper than any
one else in the city? New York
Tribune.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-07-22
To Pickle Pics Feet.

Clean, cover with slightly sailed
boiling water and boil until tender.
Pack while hot in stone jar, and
cover while you make the vinegar
ready. Into a half gallon of vinegar
stir a cup of white sugar, three
dozen black peppers, dozen blades
of mace and a dozen cloves. Boil
all together hard for one minute,
then pour over the feet. It will be
ready for use at the end Of forty
eight hours, but will keep for weeks.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-07-22
To Clean Mahogany Furniture.

|'The blush gray film" on ma
hogany may be removed by washing
the furniture with lukewarm soap
suds and drying quickly with soft
linen cloth, one that will absorb
moisture directly. Use the best
quality of CASTLE soap, only wet a
small piece at a time, and dry it i'm
mediately,, 50 that no portion is wet
more than few seconds. The film
should entirely disappear with this
treatment.