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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

his tongue removed in order to save
MS life But suppose. in addition to
everything else, he had been a wO-
nan
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

After reading a novel called Cold
as the Grave" a woman in St Louis
took her life. One may imagine the
state Of mind produced by 8 novel
with that name would smooth the way
to any sort Of place where. reading
matter was no longer in request
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Flowers viii not be allowed IL the
senate chamber any more. the sena-
tors doubtless feeling they are sweet
scented enough as it is
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Some recent portraits of John D.
Rockefeller bear out the general IN
preston that personal cOmeliness IS
cot the octopus strong point
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

MI StopIate-"8diss Clara, this has
been one OF the happiest days Of my
life,' Clara Bytum docking at the
you refer tO-er-MOnday
Of TIesCay2"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07
Shake In Your Shoes.

Alien FOOt-EaSe. a powder. cures pain
ful. smarting. nervous feet and ingrOwing
nails It's the greatest comfort discovery
Of the age Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold by ali
druggists. sc Trial package FREE
Address A. S. Olmsted, 10 Roy, y. Y.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

According to old records found in
Genoa. 1t cost $1,000 TO discover Amer
lea And the money was certainly
well spent.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

A class of Wellesley girls has set
out TO Jar the professors sense Of
the aesthetic as far as possible" Need
It be announced in advance that they
will succeed?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

A machine for grinding corn has
been set up on the site Of Napoleon
former grave on the Island OF St
Helena We might be inclined to feel
indignant over this if it were not for
the probability that the corr grinde.
was shipped across from America
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Wall street has had another slump.
oUt the visible supply OF lambs wool
has not been materially reduced
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Incidentally. would It not be a good
idea for the PhiIadeIphians to put in
4 few minutes praying for them
selves?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The report that John l. Sullivan
aas lost his voice probably originated
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

CSigned) Mrs c. z. Bumgardner.
A FREE TRIAL-Address Foster
Alilbu1n Co, Buffalo. n. Y. For sale
by all dealers Price, so cents.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Dr.. Loeb predicts an era OF ma
shine made babies" Why uot2 Look
It our statesmen
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

In the New York supreme court a
rr.inz has been made that, despite a
contract, a theatrical manager may
discharge an actor whose services are
not satisfactory. And that doesn't
man satisfactory to the actor, either
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The ONCE that seeks the man is al
ways more shy and shrinking than the
creditor on the same mission
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Through some strange oversight no
college professor has taken 2 fall out
IF the wicked bachelors for q whole
week.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Many a man is unsuccessful because
he regards hustling as incompatible
with dignity.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

II Napoleon were alive today. he
night remark: Through the SimpD
on tunnel lies Italy,"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The trouble is not that a woman is
willing to sacrifice herself to her
child's pleasure, but everybody else.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Sometimes as a woman grows old
r she becomes less dressy and more
lOssy--Pucl
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The man who doesn't worry is en-
titled TO a lot OF credit he never gets.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Consider for a moment, while dwell
ing On the fact that every man, wo
man and child in the United States
consumes on an average over thirteen
and a half pounds Of coffee IN a year.
how much other stuff these same men,
women and children drink that they
DIiy think is coffee
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

A woman is hardly ever angry with
a man over anything he declares he
did out OF admiration for her.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The Lord has more respect for an
honest sinner than for the praying
hypOcrite.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

I am sure PisO's Cure for Consumption saved
NJ life three years a-O--MRs- THOs- ROBBINS.
51apIe Street. Norwich. y. Y. Feb. Il, 1900.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

a GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Ttchinz- Blind Bleeding PrUlrudln< Piles Your
iruE-isr VIII refund money n PAZO OINTMENT
fats 20 yU1 "a : % u days SC
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The regent, Crown Prince Gustaf
has invited former Financial Minister
Nicholson Of ChTistiania to form a new
cabinet in succession TO the Hagsrup
ministry which resigned March 1.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Time changes all things-with the
exception Of minstrel jokes.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Smokers find Lewis 'iSingIe Binder
straight 5c cigar better quality than most
loo brands. Lewis Factory. Peoria IL
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The man who always says what he
thinks might take a few lessons from
the man Who always thinks what he
says-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

The more a man breaches to his
the less they practice
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

MOldy AIike-"Where did yeh steal
this bottle O. whisky? 'Tain't very
good"
Tough Tim-"Snaked it up at that
house yOndeT. I've tasted better Hell
To- What's this written on this bit O.
paper that's pasted on it-'LQuid
Lye'."
MOldy Mike-''Well, I've allowed all
along that if the stuff pretended TO be
good whisky, it wasn't tellin' the
truth"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

CIara-'Did you have pleasant
weather at the springs this summer"
DOTa-"NO. 1t was hot, dTeadfully
so"
Really uncomfortable. was it,"
"Awfully- Why, the weather was so
warm that when q man with a cool
million proposed to me accepted him
at once"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Patent Office CIerk-"Your machine
is 50 simple that some part or other
viii be sure to infringe on some other
invention, and make trouble, with no
end Of court costs"
Poor INVENTOR can't afford such
expenses
'Hadn's you better try something
simpler at first What is that in your
other hand2"
This? 4 bit Of wire I picked up in
the street. A button is OF and I'm go
ing to use it to fasten up my suspen-
ders"
We'll, we'll give you a patent on
that"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

Mrs. Borden-"But then, 1 suppose
housekeeping is not without its annoy
ances" Mrs. Hiram Ofen-''Its never
without them You either have seTv-
ant girls or you haven't"
Nell-"SO Somebody told me today that
1 was handsome" Belle-"NO;
mean when were you handsOme?"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

A man no sooner begins to get up in
the world than some woman calls him
down
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-07

ETrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children tcctEfnE, sOfts1s the gums, reduces n
1amrnaE5on aIizys pain cure1 wind coils sc bottle
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
HIS STOCK is SELLING AT ST. PER SHARE, Pal


al electric
OF
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
Why Birds Go South.

81 once asked a confirmed old bachelor. /"
says Mr. Craig s. Thoms in the New Idea
Woman's Magazine for November why
he did not marry. to which lie replied. I
have gotten over wanting to. Is there a
tide in the affairs OF birds for certain
period in the autumn which draws them
Southwark And IL the fall be pleasant, as
was that Of 1904 and they remain longer
than usual, does this tide OF inclination
pass away and leave them stranded with
us for the winter or. when they have
stayed during long pleasant autumn, do
they reason like the old man who said that
It would not pay for him to get false teeth
now, that his time was too short1
1T is usually thought that the determin.
ing factor in the birds going or staying is
not that of cold but of food. and for this
there is doubtless considerable evidence.
Yet. for the evidence to be conclusive. IL
would need to be shown that the food is
lacking when they go forth and leave US,
as we'll as present when they stay through
out the year.
lin the autumn OF 1904, in the groves
which skirt the rivers in South Dakot
wild grapes were unusually abundant. The
autumn was so long and dry that they
cured upon the vines, and we're sweet.
somewhat juicy and very palaiable during
the entire winter. In these groves found
companies OF Wilson's bluebrds in early
January when the mercury stood between
eight and ten degrees below zero. The
hickers also we're numerous, though II is
not uncommon for few OF them to winter
in the North"
In opposition to this fact Mr. Thoms
notes that although every winter a goodly
supply OF berries. seeds. buds. etc. remains
on the bushes, yet the robbins who eat
these. constantly migrate. Mr.. Thoms
comes to the conclusion. therefore. that
there Is a migrating instinct which has its
season just as there is a mating instinct
which has It's season and IT, owing to
pleasant conditions. that season passes
without the birds being moved to 20 South.
they do not go al all
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
Finding Out the Dawson Tax Laws.
BRucEToN. October "a.

bkuCETON, OCTOBER II, 1905.
Editor Argus Since the farmers down
here have found out what the new assess
meni Is they are on the war path. The
farmers who voted for the new tax laws
are las mad as a wet hen" They say the
Journal lied to them about the tax laws.
Wait until the next election. Old Leader
Shaw has a great many more friends down
here than the Journal and the Committee.
And The Argus why everybody down
here is swearing by IL One OF the biggest
hits you have made with the taxpayers is
publishing the new assessment. 1t is a
common remark that Mr.. Slidell Brown
would not publish the new assessment IL
the Dawson tax laws were not what he has
been claiming all along
say. can you tell us why the Journal will
not publish the new assessment? Is Mr..
Wheisell afraid TO let the Republicans
know how unjust they are2 1t looks that
way to we old time Republicans who used
to swear by the Journal. IL is no use for
the Journal to try to hide the truth about
the Dawson tax laws. We know what they
are now.
The Argus is in great demand down here
and II you can spare a few extra copies
send them to me-
Sail into the Dawson tax laws. the
Journal and the Ring We are with you.
u Know
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
The Christian EndeavOr.

The next Christian Endeavor State Con-
veniion for West Virginia will he held in
Wheeling, commencing Tuesday, July 10th
1900. This was recently decided by the
executive committee OF the State Christian
Endeavor Union, of which Rev. Geo. w.
Pollock, of Buckhannon, is chairman.
Preparations are being made to make this
the "1deal' State Convention, and the
Endeavorers are very enthusiastic in this
work. new method of financing a conven.
ton will be used; each delegate who registers
will pay SOC, and in return will receive the
official badge, souvenir programme and
free entertainment. Speakers of national
prominence in Christian Endeavor work will
be present. An effort is being made to
secure DIR. Francis +. Clark, the founder of
Christian Endeavor and president of the
Worlds Christian Endeavor Union; II DR..
Clark cannot come, some other officer of the
United Society Of Christian Endeayor, will
be secured. At least 500 delegates are ex.
pected TO be present. The Board of Trade
OF Wheeling are cooperating with The
Local Christian Endeavor Union to make
the Convention a success
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
Health Prom Minnesota.

Cream 81 spruce Dyspepsia Tablets. a
natural positive cure Tor Dyspepsia Con
supauOn Gas Heartburn. and all diseases
arising from an impaircd stomach Not
poisonous drug remedy not q patent mcdi.
cine. ~ YOU are not benefited money will
De refunded 2sc and soc boxes Ask
your Druggist or send 10 Eastwood Co.
Heron Lake. MINI AZ
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
GROSS TIES WANTED.

The Morgantown & KinEwood Railroad
Co will until further notice purchase cross
ties, delivered on its right Of way between
horgantOwn and Rowiesburg. when made
according 70 the specifications given below
az the following prices
Locust. White or Rock $50 class ad class
ed Oak'............... 20 cts 20 cts
CheAthut ....... ...... 80 70
FiTsi class ties 10 be feet 8 inches long
inches thick and with faces not less thsn =
inches vide Of good sound live timber
% be hewn strait ht and smooth Tor m sawed
Stabbed or sawed on two sides oniy.J bark
20 be removed and ends squared
second class ties same as hrsi.class ex
cepting that faces must not be less than 6
inches vide. No split ties nor Ties with
less than g inch faces will be accepted
Call on or address
?. BRETz Gen Manager. Morgantowu.
JULIUS X MONROE. Chief Eng Haywood
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
DON'T ROkROW TROUBLE.

u Is bad habit to borrow anything but
the worst thing you can possibly borrow.
is trouble. When sick. sore. heavy.
weary and WORKOUT by the pains and
pois0ns Of dyspepsia, biiousness BrigbTs
disease, aud similar internal disorders.
don't 80 down and brood over your symp
toms. but ny for relief 20 Electric Bitters
Here you will ind sure and permanent for.
geuulness OF ali your troubles. end your
body will not be burdcued by a load Of
debt disease. Price goc Guaranteed.
The Cooke supply Co.. OF townsville
j. a. Lenhart Of KinFw00d and I-oua
hnpnlN Co Oh Irnna
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19

No more crying babies and you alwsys
have q good nights rest when you give them
DR.. fahrney's Teeihing syrup.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
Farm for Sale

About 80 acres Of very productive farm
land, situated s miles east Of Kingwood,
nearly all under good state Of cultivation,
we'll watered, has large orchard bearing
excellent fruit, good dwelling and out
buildings. Only half mile from store,
school and postofice Near n Cheat River
Railroad which will be built the coming
summer. For prices and terms write TO
Lock Box fSI, Elkins, w. Va.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
FULL or TRAGIC MEANING

aie these lines from ] r.. Simmons Of
Casey, Ia. Think what might have resulted
from hiss terrible cough u he had not taken
the medicine about which he writes: u
had a fearful cough. that disturbed my
nights rest. tried everything, but moth
ing would relieve 10. until took Dr. Kings
New Discovery for consumption. Coughs
ana Colds which completely cured me. 20
Instantly relieves and permantly cures all
throat and lung diseases prevents grip and
pneumonia soc and o.. Trial bottle free
Sold by The Cooke supply Co. Howes.
vile j. a. Lenhart Of Kingwood and the
lrOna Supply CO.. Of Irona
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
WaHted-BY CHICAGO MANIJFAC.

" "I'I"U y T |III|lII'TV "TWWIT NJ
tufing House person 81 frustwOrthineee
and somewhat familiar with local territory
az assistant in branch Office SALARY ffs
paio weekly. Permanent position. No boz.
ytstment required Previous experience
not essential 10 engaging. Address. Man.
ager Branches, Como Block Chicago Ist
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
Ole Gold and Another

The seasons first cold
may be slight-may yield
to early treatment, but the
next cold will hang on
longer; it will be more
troublesome, too. I'm
necessary to take chances
on that second one. SCOTS
Emulsion is a preventive
as well as a cure. Take
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19
I W. TURNkK.
JULIUS K. MONROE,
Surveyor of Lands
RINGWOOD, W. Va.

VIII answei calls Tor land surveying from any
part Of the county promptly and AZ reasouabI
rates. Plate, drafts and calculations neatly ana
accurately made from deeds or Geld notes Lad
ing out and grading pixies, country roads eno
ttamEays also laying out town lots, streets
foundations. etc. Correspondence sOilcttea
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19

Portable engines gaar Scott. ~ d. o
kusaeli i5 D. p.f q. & O. Cooper. 10 %.
D.. 9 %. b. Geiser. Tractions-r q. Il d,
Cooper. ~ D. p. Prick MP. UuniorD &
Geiser 10 D.. p. Stationary engines only
o kcdmap 7S D. g.. very heavy bed plate
and band wheel Westinghouse. 5s + d..
Tor electric light plants or for any purpose
recurring good engine Saw mills
Russell medium mills new v0odeork
thoroughly repaired. with or without saws
2 pair wagon trucks will carry 70 tons
GOOD "a new. cheap All the machinery
above b. or will be rebuilt repaired ne.
painted and put in good working order
Write us as we ere headquarfers a.
kussel Hoyle's new material Russolra
road traction will pull So tons on q ten
degree road. You who have heavy haul.
lng saw logs lumber or other material
look thia 10 VIZ ~ EWCAD
gG4.3m Gen AT. Cameron. W Va
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19

you know how
our money in a
the ore in the
INSPECTION.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1905-10-19

S % ISss ,S% placing
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-07-24

The OriOIe and the Bee.

Birds, their heads being small, are
usually regarded as stupid, but an am
ateur naturalist has pointed out proof
that the oriole at least is very intelli-
gent. Take the orioles habitat in the
summer. he said, and all around it you
will find the decapitated bodies OF bees.
The oriole is fond OF honey, and he has
discovered somehow that the bee car
ries honey in sac. Accordingly he
PUSHES down on the insect, ships off its
head, removes its viScera and then
swallows the honey that is now laid
bare. This shows intelligence on the
orioles part, but l have not yet de-
scribed the thing which shows the
birds reasoning power most strongly.
1t is the stingless male white headed
bees that the oriole Stays. The sting
ing bee he leaves alone wisely.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-07-24

1t was the frst Sunday in their pref
b new fat, and Mrs. G. determined
to celebrate the joyous day with
dinner which would make her young
husband think he had married not only
"the sweetest girl in the world but
'the best cook" 1t was perfectly
lovely to set the little round dining
room table with the incest presents,
and the preparation of a tempting
salad and dessert was not exactly
trying ordeal. but the roasting of the
chicken made her little nervous. Aft
er succeeding, with the assistance of
a large oilcloth book, in getting the
fowl into the oven she sang from sheer
relief. A little later, when the music
had ceased and the silence In tho
kitchen became suspicious, Mr.. g..
opened the door. Kneeling down be-
fore the oven, with flushed face and
fearful eyes, was Mrs. G. On the
floor beside her was the cookbook, and
In one hand was a long needle with
white thread. "Oh, dearie,' she cried,
lit is going to burn my hands JUST
dreadfully to haste this chicken every
fifteen minutesv'-What to Eat
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-07-24
The Poor Editor.

The stork disappears. and we look In
10 the cradle and behold male child.
After rcnning the gantlet Of measles,
mumps and chickenpOx he enters
school, At the age of ten he is the ter
ror of the neighborhood. At twelve he
is an apprentice in printing office. At
eighteen he has acquired two cases OF
long primer type and an Army press
and is the editor of country neWspa-
per. At twenty he is married. At thir-
ty he is baldheaded, stoop shouldered
and is the father Of large family. At
thirty-five he is a corpse in a cheap
pine coffin, and as 500 delinquent sub
scribers file past his bier for the last
look they are heard to say, HE was a
good fellow, but he couldn't save his
money."-Lockwood (Mo) Times.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-07-24
C. E. GRAHAM VISITS FAIR
Reports CheIan Comfy Exhibit Good but that
More Fruit Should be Sent More
Printed Matter Needed too

G. E. Graham, of the Wenatchee
Advance, returned from trip to the
Sound and Portland, Saturday night
He reports that the Ohelan County
exhibit is in very good condition but
that more fruit should be sent and sent
at more frequent intervals, marked
very plainly, Chelan county exhibit.
He lays especial stress on this matter
of proper marking, so that our fruit
may recah it's proper destination. He
saws that there is, and has been almost
no printed matter for distribution
there Only one small shipment of
Chelan county booklets has been re-
cieved from The Republic Press, and
this was soon exhausted. Since
which time the attendants have had
to depend entirely on personal effort
to interest visitors. Descriptive
printed matter is often asked for by
visitors but there is nothing to give
them.
Mr.. Graham had an enjoyable trip.
Mrs. Graham, who has spent several
weeks in Portland, returned at the
same time.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-07-24
CAR AND KAISER
MEET ON YACHT
THE MEETING OF THE TWO HAS CAUSED A
SENSATION AND MAY BE FOLLOWED
BY VERY UNPLEASANT RESULTS IN
FRANCE.

ST. PETERSBURG, July 24.-The
meeting between the czar and kaiser
which took place on the imperial yacht
HohenzolIern in the gulf of Finland,
has caused even more of sensation
here than did the news that Russia
had consented to consider President
Roosevelt's peace offers. Incidentally
there are grave feelings that this act
ion ON the part of the czar will be fol-
lowed by unpleasant results in France,
which is not likely to approve of the
head of the Russian nation comforting
with her ancient enemy. Inasmuch
as French bankers have furnished the
sinews OF war in the past, this phase
of the situation is considered. to say
the least, very unfortunate by leading
Russian politicians.
There is an absolute dearth of offici-
al information regarding the meeting
between the two rulers. Other than
to say that they reached the appoint
ed rendezvous on Sunday on board
their respective yachts, the czar on
he Pole Star and the kaiser on the
Hohenzollern, and that the meeting
was arranged on the initiative of the
emperor of Germany, official circles
maintain an attitude of extreme retic-
ence on the subject.