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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
PurkINK IN THE AsHMAN.
Young Wife With Dignity Tried to
Conceal Her Ignorance,

Computer's young bride knew little
about housekeeping, consequently she
was afraid of her butcher, baker and
candlestick maker, for she was sure
they knew just how ignorant she was
of household matters. She only or
dered such things as she was absolute
y sure of, and always ended her inter-
views with the tradespeople as soon as
possible. She was going along with
few blunders and was priding herself
that she had learned great deal in
one weeks experience, when the col
lector of ashes made his customary
visit to the street, yelling, "Ash-ees!
Ash-ees!" AS he came nearer she be-
came more and more perpleXed, and
she kept asking herself, What is he
saying?" At last he came to her back
door and inquired i'll husky. cultural,
"Ash-ees?"
She looked at him hesitatingly for a
minute, and then, drawing herself up
to dignified attitude, said, colby
mo, don't think l care for any to
day. York Press.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
WOMEN SHOULD
BEWARE OF
CONTRACTING CATARRH.

tarrhal arrangements. Few women
escape.
Upon the first symptoms of catching
cold Peruna should be taken. Itfortifies
the system against colds and catarrh.
Pe.ru-na for Colds and Catarrh.
The following interesting letter gives
one young woman's experience with
Peruna.
Miss Rose Gerbing, popular society
woman of Crown Point, Ind, writes:
Recently took a long drive in the
country, and being too thinly clad
caught a bad cold which settled on my
lungs, and which l could not seem to
shake off. l had heard a great deal OF
Peruna for colds and catarrh and ]
bought bottle to try. am pleased
that did, for it brought speedy relief
1t only took about two bottles, and
consider this money well spent.
You have a firm friend in me, and
not only advise its use to my friends
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
TIME TO TEST, CIGARETTES.
Dealer Says It Can Best Be Done Be.
fore Breakfast

THE time to test a cigarette is be-
fore breakfast" said tobacconist who
makes a specially of these articles.
The cigarette connoisseurs are on to
that Whenever 1 get anything new
in the way of high-class cigarette, l
write to my best customers, and they
drop in along in the forenoon, before
they have eaten or smoked, to try it.
"The most expensive cigarettes I
carry. considering the size, are special
ly made for ladies. They cost only a
cents apiece, but there's only a pinch
of tobacco in each one-hardly one
pull for man. My best woman Gus,
toner buys hundred boxes at time,
and she's back with a new order pref
ty frequently. I don't suppose she
smokes them all herself: she enter
tains a great deal.'-New York Sun.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
Lifted Women from ldolatry.

st. Patrick did no work in Ireland
in which the women were not hidden
to join. He taught the women, lee
tured to them upon the sinfulness OF
the idolatry of the times, performed
it is said, many miracles in their sight
4 beautiful painting by Etchverry
shows ST Patrick standing upon a
great rock, near the border of a
stream. baptizing two Irish women
who are knee-deep in the stream. The
coed saint is draped in mis- priestly
robes, and the women are swathed in
white
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
NERVOUS HEADACHE
MARRIED A YOUNG WOMAN's HAP.
PINESS FOR SEVEN YEARS.
Interfered With Her Social Duties and
Threatened to Cause Her Retire.
mcnt-HoW She WAS Cured.

4nterfered with her Soc1al DuueS ana
Threatened to Cause Her Retire.
ment-How She Was Cured.
Every sufferer from nervous headache
knows how completely it units one for
the duties and pleasures of life. Any
little excitement, or over eSertion, or IL
regularity brings it on. Sometimes the
pain is over the whole head. Again it
is like nail driven into the brain, or i.
wedge splitting it open, or band tight
enilig about it. At one time it is all III
the top of the head, at another it is all
at the base of the skull.
Most headaches can be traced to some
faulty state of the blood. When the
blood is scanty or charged with poison,
and the nerves are imperfectly nourished
and the digestion weak, one of the COM
monest results is frequent and severe
headaches.
The important thing is to get rid of the
diseased condition of the blood that
causes the attack by the use of remedy
that will do the work quickly and
thoroughly. What is that remedy? The
experience of Miss Ellen McKenna fur
nishes the answer. She says:
|
For more than seven years I was
great sufferer from nervous headache and
! dizziness. My stomach was disordered,
| and became so restless that could not
| sit still any length of time. Dizziness
interrupted my work greatly. At first
the attacks were not SO severe, but they
gradually grew more violent, and finally
| became SO acute that was OH the point
of relinquishing my membership i'll the
different organizations to which l be-
| longed"
what saved you from that necessity"
IA very simple thing the call of
member of one of the clubs, who strongly
advised me to try DR.. Williams Pink Pills
before giving up. I acted on her sugges-
i tion at once, ana after steadily using this
great blood and nerve remedy for two
months, my headaches and my dizzi-
ness entirely disappeared.
Miss McKenna is secretary of the
| Associated Ladies' Guild, and resides at
| No. 48 Wait street, Roxbury, Mass. DR..
| Williams Pink Pills have cured many
hundreds of similar cases, and can be
confidently recommended to drive all
poisons from the blood and to give needed
strength to the nerves. Every druggist
keena them.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
A perfectly health
full powder made
by improved chem
ical methods and
Of accurately pro-
portioned materials

Trust Baking Powders
sell for As or SO cents
per pound and may be
identified by this exor-
bitant price. They are
a menace to public
health, as food prepared
from them contains
large quantities of Ro-
chelle salts, a dangerous
cathartic drug.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
Chance to Show Il.

Grayce-Everything is of some use
In the world.
Gladys-Td like to know of what
use horrid cold is.
Grayce-Oh, it comes in pretty
handy when a girl has just received
her engagement ring.-Houston Chron-
icle.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
Rare Gift for McGiII.

An Irish woman of Belfast has pre-
scented McGill university with two
7 Oriental papyri discovered In Madras,
India. The papyri are of split palm
and bear inscriptions still undeciph.
cred.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
Oh! Never.

"Oh, we've all got to admit that
we've got our faults
eyes: but none of us will admit
we've got the faults our neighbors see
in us."-Philadelphia Press.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

The fellow who keeps his troubles
to himself has learned the secret of
popularity.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching Blind, Bleeding or Protrudtng Piles. Your
druggist will refund money If PAZO OINTMENT
fails 70 cure you In 6 to ia DAYS. soc. &
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infa'lible
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. W. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove, Nj, Feb. II. 1900.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

A woman can smile upon an enemy
and still entertain feelings of extreme
bitterness.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

1t is mere contrast that makes a
lot of men seem great.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

To woman there is feeling of
real pleasure in being told she has
fine complexion.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16
MISS FLORENCE KENAH.

E. Ottawa, writes:
medicine
f0ach evereya ndfe quendb.
faith
relief andI feh
Ihdfhe
resfor and aVeen ;0yedpe rfect health since.
nov greatest n Florence F. kenah
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

Cuve permanently cured. NO nervousness AFTER
first days DR.. KIine's Great Nerve Reator~
ar Send for FREE S2 90 trial bottle and treatise.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

ll
but have purchased several bottles to
give to those without the means to buy,
and have noticed without exception
that it has brought about 9 speedy cure
wherever it has been used. Rose
Gerbing.
Pe-ru-na Contains No Narcotics.
One reason why Peruna has found
permanent use in SO many homes is that
It contains no narcotic Of any kind.
Peruna is perfectly harmless. II can
be used any length Of time witlasnt ae-
quiring drug habit. Peruna does not
produce temporary results. It is permla-s
nent in its effect.
1t has no bad effect upon the system,
and gradually eliminates catarTkby re
moving the cause of catarrh. IllEre are
multitude Of homes whera Resnna1las
been used off and on for twenty. years.
Such thing could not be possible il
Peruna contained any drugs OF . mar
cotic nature.
Address Dr. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
All correspondence held strictly con-
fdential
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethipg softens the gums reduces IN
0ammatioa aays pain. wind collie 25c bottle.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

The political heller can't cure him
self.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

Even in blue blood you will often
find streak of yellow.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

Don't try to beat a bad egg.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

The cold wind
and rain, slush
and mud of win
ter are especially
conducive To ca
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-16

ooo BRIGHTER and aster than
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
An Intelligent Dog.

John Chase, stage driver between
Saratoga and Dillon. Wyoming, is the
owner of a shepherd dog of more than
ordinary canine intelligence. Recently
Chase was snowbound in the noun
tains. His horses were down and night
was coming on. Not thinking the dog
would understand, but being desperate,
Chase told the brute to go back on the
trail to a miners cabin and summon
assistance. The dog trotted of,
reached the cabin, scratched on the
door and parked and attracted the In
mates. The dog then ran out on the
trail in the direction of his snowbound
master. and the miners were made to
understand that something was wrong.
They at once followed the dog and as
sisted Chase in getting out of the snow.
Chase would not sell the dog at any
price.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
THE TRICKS.
Coffee Plays on Some.

1t hardly pays to laugh before you
times humiliating to think of after
wards.
when l was young girl l was
lover of coffee but was sick so much
the doctor told me to quit and did
but after my marriage my husband
begged me to drink it again as he
did not think it was the coffee caused
the troubles.
so l commenced it again and con-
tinued about months until my stom-
ach commenced acting bad and chok-
ing as If I had swallowed something
the size of an egg. One doctor said
1t was neuralgia and Indigestion.
"One day l took drive with my
husband three miles in the country
and drank cup of coffee for dinner.
thought sure would die before got
back to town to a doctor. l was drawn
double in the buggy and when my
husband hitched the horse to get me
out into the doctors office. misery
came up in my throat and seemed
to shut my breath off entirely, then
left all in a flash and went to my
heart. The doctor pronounced it ner-
vous heart trouble and when I got
home l was so weak I could not sit
up.
MY husband brought my supper to
my bedside with a nice cup of hot cot
fee but l said: Take that back, dear,
I will never drink another cup of cof-
fee IL you gave me everything you are
worth, for it is just killing me- He
and the others laughed at me and
said:
1.-The idea of coffee killing any
body
"'Well.' 1 said, 1T is nothing else
but coffee that is doing it.
I'm the grocery one day my hus-
band was persuaded to buy box of
Postum which he brought home and
I made it for dinner and we both
thought how good it was but said
nothing to the hired men and they
thought they had drunk coffee until
we laughed and told them. Well we
kept on with Postum and it was not
long before the color came back to
my cheeks and l got stout and felt
as good as 1 ever did in my life.
have no more stomach trouble and
know I owe it all to Postum in place
of coffee.
my husband has gained good health
on Postum, as we'll as baby and l, and
we all think nothing is too good to say
about It," Name given by Postum
Co.. Battle Creek, Mich.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
COLORADO LEGISLATURE

The Stephen eight-hour bill was
passed on second reading in the SEN
ate March list without a roll call. The
minority reports of Senator Clayton
were voted down and the majority re-
port OF the labor committee accepted
with but TWO votes cast against it,
those OF Senators John Kennedy and
b. JEFFERSON. Senators Morgan and De
Long. Republicans, voted for the mi
nority reports, but changed their vote
on the final issue. Senator Ballinger
broke from his party and made
speech favoring the majority report.
He denied that the Democrats were
enemies OF the eight-hour measure, and
thought there was merit in the Stephen
bill.
The anomaly of securing all the re-
suits aimed at in the passage of bill
through It's defeat will be presented in
the Senate when the finance committee
makes report on one of Senator Tay-
lor's educational measures. The bill
in question provides for an appropria-
ton out OF which students attending
the state educational institutions shall
be reimbursed for their railroad fare
in cases where their homes are located
more than 100 miles from the school.
The object is two-fold: To give the
young men and women on the western
slope better opportunities for an edu-
cation in Colorado, and to build up the
state educational institutions. At a
meeting OF the Senate finance COM
mittee yesterday afternoon the bill was
given the right of way in discussion.
No vote, was taken, but the commit
tee reached tacit conclusion to kill
the bill in question, but to accomplish
Senator Taylor's purpose in another
way. This was to include in the ap-
preparation for each institution an
amount sufficient for reimbursing the
railroad fare of all students who would
come under the provisions of Senator
Taylor's bill. The proposition met with
much favor at the hands of the COM
mittee, and there is little doubt that
1t will be received favorably by the
Senate. There is a strong feeling in
the House, also, that such a measure
should pass.-Denver News.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
Success Summed Up.

What is the secret of success?"
asked the Sphinx.
PUSH" said the Button.
Never be led" said the Pencil.
"Take palms." said the Window.
BE up to date" said the Calendar.
always keep COOL" said the Ice.
"Never lose your head" said the Bar
rel.
Make light of everything" said the
Fire.
Hammer.
Aspire to greater things" said the
Nutmeg.
BE sharp in all your dealings" said
the Knife.
Find good thing and stick to it."
said the Glue.
DO the work your suited for" said
the ADMINISTRATIONS Sun.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11

OF all the diseases known, with
which women are afflicted, kidney dis
ease is the most fatal. In fact, unless
early and correct treatment is applied,
the weary patient seldom survives.
Being fully aware of this, Mrs Pink
ham. early in her career, gave exhaust
i've study to the subject, AMI in pro-
ducing her great remedy for woman's
ills-L Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound-wasc careful to see that it
contained the correct combination OF
herbs which was sure to control that
fatal disease, woman's kidney troubles.
The Vegetable Compound acts in har-
mony with the laws that govern the
entire female system, and while there
are many so called remedies for kidney
troubles, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound is the only one espe-
eially prepared for women, and thou
sands have been cured of serious kidney
arrangements by it. arrangements of
the feminine organs quickly affect the
kidneys, and when a woman has such
symptoms as pain or weight in the
loins, baclsache, bearing down pains,
urine too frequent. scanty or high col
ored, producing scalding or burning,
or deposits like brick dust in it; I'M
usual thirst. swelling of hands and feet.
swelling under the eyes or sharp pains
in the back running down the inside
of her groin. she may be sure her kid
neys are affected and should lose no
time in combating the disease with
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, the womans remedy for wo-
mans ills.
The following letters show how
marvelously successful it is.
lydia f. pInkham's Washable CcmDcuD
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11

when I was suffering from kidney
troubles brought on by cold. l had
severe pains in the back and SICK
headaches, and felt miserable all over
A few boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills
made me a well woman, without an
ache or pain, and feel compelled to
recommend this reliable remedy"
(Signed) Nellie Davis.
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. For sale
by all dealers Price, so cents.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
TO, we cannot hold out the promise
i that DR.. Pierce's Golden Med

MO, we cannot hold out the promise
N that DR.. Pierce's- Golden Med
ical Discovery will cure con-
sumption when thorough y
seated and established. We doubt il
any medicine will then cure, although
hundreds have been cured by the
Discovery" after their attending
physicians had pronounced their cases
to be regular tubercular consumption.
The fact is that the Golden Medical
Discovery" does cure severe throat and
bronchial affections, lingering coughs,
and those obstinate, wasting, run
down" conditions which, if neglected
or improperly treated, run on and
terminate in genuine consumption.
We know that thousands of men and
women although in the advanced stages
of feebleness and emaciation paid
wasted and broken-down with all the
terrible symptoms OF hacking coughs,
night sweats, hectic fever, absolute
prostration, and even bleeding from
the lungs-have been restored by the
use of this marvellous medicine to per-
manent health, strength and vitality.
But it must be taken in time, before
the lungs have been filed with tuber-
cular deposits, or have actually begun
to break down.
DIR. R v. PIERCE. Buffalo, N. Y:
Dear Str-It gives me pleasure to send you
ferer may be saved. as was. by Dr. Pierce
Golden Medical Discovery. had q cough
for years expectorated a great deal and was
day but was losing flesh every day. Lost in
weight from $50 pounds down to l2S My flesh
got soft and had no strength Did not say
anything to any one but made up my mind
that the end was not far of II did not get
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11

Mrs. Samuel Frake, of Prospect
Plains. N. j., writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
/ cannot thank you enough for what Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done
for me- When first wrote to you had SUI,
fered for years with what the doctor called
kidney trouble and congestion of the womb.
My back ached dreadfuily all the time, and
suffered so with that bearing down feeling
could hasdly walk across the room. did not
get any better. so decided to stop doctoring
with my physician and take Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and am thank
full to say it has entirely cured me. do all
my own work, have no more backache and
all the bad symptoms have disappeared.
cannot praise your medicine enough, and
would advise all women suffering with kidney
trouble to try it.
Mrs. ]. w. Lang, of 6es Third Ave
nue., New York, writes:
have been a great sufferer with kidney
trouble My back ached all the time and l
was discouraged. l heard that Lydia z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound would cnre
kidney disease, and began to take 1t and It
has cured ME when everything else had failed:
1 have recommended it to lots Of people and
they all praise it very highly.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing In
vitatiOn.
Women suffering from kidney
trouble, or any form of female weak
ness are invited to promptly communi-
cate with Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn.
Mass. Out of the great volume of ex-
perience which she has to draw from.
it is more than likely she has the very
knowledge that will help your case.
Her advice is free and always help
full.
/; a Wcman's Remedy for Noman's Ills.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11

Avenue, Kansas
City. Mo-. society
leader and club
woman, writes:
81 cannot say too
much in praise OF
Doan's X / d n o y
Pills. for they
effected a COM
plete cure In a
very short time
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11

10000 farms of 1850 acres each. stu
ated in the Uintah Indian Reservation
in Utah. will be open for occupancy
very shortly. Don't you want to home :
stead one and make yourself home
This land is the best adapted to stock
raising and farming of any land in
Utah. Send rs cents for book and map
telling about the country. how to
homestead and route to get to the land.
THE UINTAH COLONY CO.,
Box 49S, Denver, Colo.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the of the disc Catarrh is blood constr,
tutonal disease and in order It you must take
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure IA taken in
ternAlly, and directly the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls CAtarrh Cure is not 4 quack medi-
eins Itwas prescribed by Of the best ply scians
In this country for and Il regular prescription
IL rs composed OF the best tonics known. combined
with tho best blood purifiers acting directly the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the
two Ingredients is what produces such wonderful
suits In curing catArrh. Send for testimonials free
FL. CHENEY CO., Props, Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists price T5c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
Shake In Your Shoos.

Aliens Foot-Ease. powder. cures pain
full. smarting. nervous feet and ingrowing
nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery
of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold by ali
druggists. 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted. La Roy, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11
Pellets.

rs Insult to Intelligence for dealer to attempt
palm off substitute for this world-famed
medicine. You what IT'S his business ia
meet that want When he URGES some substitute he's
thinking of the LARGER profit he'll make not OF
welfare. 4Yoid all such unprincipIed dealers
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1905-03-11

The street railways of San Francisco
have decided not to carry soiled cloth
ing. But who will inspect that worn
by the passengers?