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The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02
TEACHING THE HORSE.
Will Learn Anything His Muscles
Can Perform.

Detroit Tribune.
Expert horsemen believe that a
horse may be taught to do anything
that it Is posi-. le for an animal so
formed and to be utterly fearless. Thus
we know of Horses rushing into hattie
with iearlessness that is magnificent,
although in the beginning of their
livess they may have been foolishly
tlmld, shying at everything unsual
that happened to be aeen in th~ir trav-
els.
Tn order to teach "a horse fear,e g. =
ness he must b. accustomed to all sorts
of sights and sounds. He must come
to know that because something he
sees or hears is unusual it does not
follow that it is harmful, for lit Is the
unusual things that brighten him. The
horse Is an animal OF one idea at
time and Is not able to discriminate, so
Say the men who haye made study of
the horse. While he will travel along
quietly close by the roar of train, he
may tremble at the futter of a piece
of loose paper flying in the wind. 1t Is
not the frlghtfuinees OF the object that
seems to alarm lin, but the unfsm:l
larity of it. House trainers say that
the mistakes made in ..breaklng" and
training a colt is that it is too often
done IN the secluslon of some country
road instead CT among the sights and
sounds that the animal must necessa-
rlly become familiar with later.
As soon as the horse becomes famil-
lar with anything and has learned to
believe that it will not hurt him he
will stand quietly or trot along peace
fully, even though all sorts OF noises
and queer sights are about him. Thus
the artillery horse will stand amid the
roar of cannons, Eeing used to the
sound and not knowing that 1t produces
or predicts anguish and death. 1t is
we'll to accustOm horse to UNUSUAL
sounds as soon as possible after he Is
trained for riding and driving. 1t rem
ders him safe and doclle, even if be is
spirited animal. A certain trainer OF
horses said that an Ideal school for
horses would contain threshing ma
chimes, pile drivers, steam drills, cleo
trio, steam and elevated cars, band OF
martial music and gang OF quarry
men blasting rock. A horse that was
drilled among such a bedam as this
would Indeed prove Immune 70 strange
noises. The gentle family horse, petted
By man and child, is not always traine d
to all this, yet he often makes useful
and faithful animal, loved by his owner
aud evidently making some return OF
affection. go -
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02
Dislike to be Vacclnated.

Wilmington Messenger.
The New Hanover Teachers Assocl-
alton met yesterday morning in the
courthouse with large percentage of
the teachersj present. Prot. Catlett
made talk on the subject of teaching
English grammar.
1t was learned from the teachers
that many parents have stopped their
children from school rather than have
them vacclnated and that 1t had had a
very depressing effect on several of the
county schools. The school authorities
are in hopes that the parents, after
thinking over the matter, will decide
that the wlsest thing to do is to have
their children vaccinated and allow
them to attend school every day that
they possibly can.
It is rather unusual for the coiored
population to comply with the rules
adopted more quickly than the white
people, but such is the case in New
Hanover county in regard to the vacci-
nation of the school children. Practi-
cally all of the negro children we're
yacclnatei and remained in school
whereas number OF white children
refused to be vaccinated, or at least
their parents would not allow them tc
be, and they slapped school.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02
THAT king IN TIL E
THROAT.

Oae minute after taking One Min
ute Cough Cure that tickling in the
throat is gore 1t acts in the throat,
not the stomach. mless-good
for children. A. L. Spofford, post
master at Chester, Mich, says: "Our
little girl was unconsc ous irom strangu-
Jatlon during a sudden and terrible at
tack OF Group. Three doses ct One
Minute Cough Cure half an hour apart
speedily cured her. cannot praise
Que Minute Cough Cure too much for
what il has done in cur family" 1t
always gives relief. Sid by E. I.
Whitehead e Go.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02

Hon. l.. b. MOSley, RepuDllcan
national committeeman from
the State of Mississippi, whose
address is jackson, Miss.
If the above facts can be used
to any advantage to you in the
campaign or to the Department
of Justice, I offer my services.
In my opinion this could be
effectively used to counteract
the influence of Mr.. Kitchin's
speeches so widely distributed.
NV work will detain me in
Lexington for a few days only,
and would be pleased to hear
from you before leaving.
Very truly,
(Signed) NJ. L. REDDocH.
Some preliminary lnvestiga-
ton was undertaken and the
District Attorney for the east
ern district of North Carolina
was consulted and Reddoch
asked to obtain affidavits In
support of his charge.
Upon my return to Washing
ton the matter was submitted
to me.
For the reasons that would
make the propriety Of that
course apparent to you, nota,
bly because Of the reference te
the speech in Congress and tne
tendency of the presldentla
election, deemed It wise e
refer, the Whole sslh lest e I. 40 80
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02
The Umbrella.

Philadelphia Ledger.
A man went into hotel and lett
his umbrella in the stand with card
bearing his lncrlptlon attached 10 1t
"This UNI breila belongs to q man
who can deal a blow Of $50 pounds
weight. will be back in ten minutes.
On returning to seek his property, he
found IN its place card thus inscrlb-
ed:
"This card was sit by man who
can run twelve miles an hour. / shall
not return"
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02
Draft Lost Is Years.
Atlanta Constitution.

Atlanta Constitution
For Is years and more a draft for
$50 has rested In seclusiun among the
papers of the late Jacob kriess, in Card
ington, 0. Meanwhile Kansas farmer
watched and waited and could not un-
derstand why the money he had sent
for did not come. Tue draft was de-
livered Thursday in Goshen to Attor-
ney J. G. Gatschall, brother OF the
man for whose benefit 1t was originally
issued.
Wayne Gattschall In 1884 went from
Ohio to Kansas to farm. The drought
the face. He wrote to Warsaw to J.
B. Gattschall, his brother, for $50. The
compliance wss immediate. He wrote
to Ohio to his aged mother ard asked
her also to send him $50 The mother
to the First National bank in Cardlng-
ton, q and bought draft of F. P.
Hills, the cashier. But the man in
K .nsas received not the money.
The assistance sent from Warsaw
never reached him and he has ne yer
seen the draft issued in Cardington.
In 1897 the aged Mrs Gattechall died,
aud the children came from their
homes in other states to attend her
funeral. Wayne Gattschall among
them. J. B. Gattschall reached the
bedside before his mother died, and
she wanted Wayne charged in settling
up her estate with $50 that she had
advanced. J. b. GattschaIl was ap-
pointed administrator.
He spoke 20 Wayne about the $50.
The Kansas man Insisted that he had
never received it. j. E. Gattschall
paid the amount out Of his own pock-
ct. But the Kansas man wanted the
matter settled m the courts.
Two weeks ago. j. Kreiss, the neigh
Dor who bought the draft, died. J.
Kreiss had forgotten to eend it. The
$50 sent from Warsaw by ]. B Cats
chal' " IA stolen by postoffice clerk
who was sent TO. the penitentlary Tor
other thefts. Wayne Gattschall was
notified of the discovery of the draft
and his happiness at the clsarirg up
OF the matter ls complete. And after
years Of GOODNESS the family is recon-
ciled.
When an attorney offer, to settle,
listen.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02
CABBAGE Plants and Sea Island Cotton Seed

Plantsc e deiwrv. T. l. IL o
Flat Dutch beat htead varieties and head in rotation
coo 1000 10000
81 per 1000 Terms Cash with order plants ent o. d. purchaser
South C.
and growing
without. Plants Grated for shpn
Express than
shipped from
8" m h
will refund purchase dissatisfied customer end
ease
of Sea Island Cot
32c pound Seed 1925
tush
My Specially Prompt Shipment satisfied
have I'm he rlan buL
VIM c. GERATY THE A zee r M 6M MAN YounsS Island s.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1905-02-02
THE BEST 1HYsIC.

" hen you want physic that IS
mild and gentle, and easy TO take aud
c,r,ain 10 act, always nse Chamberiain's
sfuuaach and .fger Tablels. For skie
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
0A0ToRHA.
Bear. til. H1hs Kind You Have Always Bought
S's,s'''' Il &1HzZz<7zY

Are You Interested in a Fast Growing
Country?
The Chicago and Northwestern Rail-
way company will furnish reliable in
formation regarding many desirabl
locations in the north and northwest
on it's liens for industrial establish
ments. Hotels, banks, stores, produce
buyers, lumber dealers, brick yards
and other excellent business oppo1
tunities.
Full information regarding cheap
lands in this fertile territory. All
the particulars desired by prospective
settlers are promptly furnished upon
application to agents Of the North
Western Line, or to w. B. Knis-
kern, Passenger Traffic Manager, Chi
cago. TT.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
FORT WORTH AND DENVER
Change of Train Schedule For Winter
Is Announced.

Fort Worth, Tex, Oct. l1.-After
October Il, under a readjustment of
the schedules for the winter season,
the Fort Worth and Denver City rail
read trains Nos. and will be op-
Grated between Fort Worth and Dal-
hart. Tex. only. instead of being car
Under these new conditions. these
trains will operate Pullman sleepers
between Fort Worth and Amarillo,
maintaining close connection with the
Pecos Valley railroad and other lines
connecting at that point and interme-
diate functions.
This service in being stablished
through to Dalhart is eighty miles
greater than has been afforded during
previous winter seasons, but is at pres
ent justified through the immense in
crease in the local as we'll as through
travel to the Dalhart-Amarillo coun
try by the influx of homeseekers and
prOspectors.
1t is the policy of the Denver road
to facilitate the further growth of
that section of the country as much as
possible by giving the homeseekers
and prospectors an excellent train ser
vice to Dalhart, which connects with
the Rock Island for points east and
west.
It also gives Dalhart somewhat OF
a precedent as a growing city. The
distance from Fort Worth to Amarillo
the terminus of this train in former
winter seasons, is 335 miles, and from
Fort Worth to Dalhart, the present
terminus of the run, is 41G miles.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
Z + = = + + + + + ++s- .
+ NEIGHBORlNG TOWks.
+ + /. + + + + + + + {. + 1. + + + 2
Double Wells.

Double Wells Ark. Oct. 21.-There
caught in this vicinity this year. Mrs.
l.. W. West hats caught thirty in
her garden.
Mrs. w. J. Vests son, Archie. is
very sick of typhoid fever. He has
been very low for the last few days.
There was quite a number of our
neighbors in Pine Bluff last week
Messrs. F. NJ West. Joel Thomas, T..
r. Murdock. D. B. Jones. Mr.. and Mrs.
W. n. Bridges, and Mrs. Ella Sn.ithey.
Mr.. S. II. Ragsdale. wife and daugh-
ter were in Pine Bluff one day last
week.
Mr.. Lee SchrantZ and family are
able to be up again after ii long sick
ness.
There is going to be d dance at Mr.
and Mrs S. H. Ragsdale's residence
next Saturday night, to be given in
honor of Miss Bertha Meeks of Cabool
Ark
Two young men of this place left
fere Tuesday evening for Pine Bluff
, to go on the excursion train to Lit
tie Rock. but were too late for the
/ 6 o'clock train. and did not get to see
the president. They were F. Bridges
and j. West.
There was fine rain here last
Tuesday evening and stopped cotton
picking for few days. Cotton is
very short here. There will only be
about one-third of crop here. The
frost has got the top crop.
Mrs. Dave Tomberlin is here from
Sheridan visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs C. H. Caldwell, and friends
this month.
Mrs. G. r. Caldwell and children
nave returned home from Pine Bluff,
where they have been visiting Mr.. and
Mrs D. Westall.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
0A8ToRfA.
Bear. tho H1he Kind You Have Always Bought
''s';:''' g ZsxH72z2;1zx
Low Rates to Summer Resorts Via
The Northwestern Line.

Very low rates in effect daily from
Chicago, with corespondingly low
rates from other points to Lake Gen.
eva, Waukesha, Green Lake, Devils
Lake, Madison, Milwaukee. Fond du
Lac, Oshkosh. Neenah.Menasha, Eagle
River, Manitowish, St. Paul, Mime
apolis, Lake Minnetonka, Ashland.
Superior, Duluth, Marquette. Re-
turn limit October 81. Frequent fast
through trains. The best of every.
thing. Illustrated booklet 1.-THE
Lakes and Summer Resorts of the
Northwest" containing detailed maps
of the lake region, list of hotels and
boarding houses with rates. ETC., sent
on receipt Of cents In stamps. W.
B. Kniskern, p. T. NJ, % Fifth ave-.
Chicago. ttf)
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
COTTON BELT TIME CARD
Trains North

NJ. leave Pine Blu6 1925 p.t n
arrive st. Louis 7:34 a. m.; arrive
Memphis 1880 p. m.
Nc. 4-Leave Pine Bluff 1855 a. M
arrive Memphis Z a. M, arrive 81
Louis Isl p. m. arrive Cairo 1:2s
y. N.
Little Rock Train
Nc '2- Leave Pine Bluff $3.50 p. m
arrive Li tie Rock 6:20 o. m.
NJ 81 Leave Little Rock S:0t
m: atrNt Pine Bluff 1926 a. m.
Trains South
No leave Mempl Is $40 a. m.
leave st. Louis at SAB p. m.
arrive Pine Bluff 3:45 p. M; arriv.
Texa1ka1,e 1886 p. M.
No. 3--Leave St. Louis $3.50 p. m.
leave Memphis S:20 p. m: arriv'
Pine Blum 1855 a. m.; arrive Texa'
kama 7:o0 /. r.
+ 3. A. r Trains
Leave PINE Bluff $3.50 p. m.
Arrive Pine Bluff 1910 a. m.
sunday
Leave i1ne Blun p. m.
Arrive tfne Bluff 9 a. m.
q. N. Dickey. Agent
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

Without the sense Of Stewardship
culture becomes a curse.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

Double Wells Ark. Oct. 21.-There
has been quite d number OF moles
l.. W. West hats caught thirty-nine in
her garden.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
PRESENTATIONS:
Southern Railways Through Trains
to the East, Nos. ~ and az.

First number Al, (west bound train)
will arrive Memphis on it's former
schedule at 600 a. M. October Goth.
1905.
First number AZ EAST bound train)
will leave Memphis on its former
schedule at II 100 D. M, October 26th,
1905.
These are elegant full vestibuled
trains. carrying baggage cars and
coaches between Memphis and Wash
ington without change. and elegant
Pullman sleepers between Memphis
and New York without change, with
Dining car service east of Chattanoo-
ga.
The route is via Chattanooga to
Bristol over Southern Railway, Nor
folk and Western Railway thence to
Lynchburg, Southern Railway again
thence to Washington and Pennsyl-
vania R. r.. thence to New York.
Through tiChetS, through baggage
checks and through berth reservations
on application to,
c. A. DeSaussure. DPA.,
Memphis, Tenn.
l.. NJ. DeSaussure, C.P. & IA,
Memphis, Tenn.
c. A. Benscoter, AGPA..
Chattanooga, Tenn.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

Mrs. w J. Vests son. Archie. /
very sick of typhoid fever. He ha
been very low for the last few days.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
FOUR SORTS OF READERS.

There are four sorts of readers
hour glass readers, whose reading
runs in and out and leaves nothing;
sponge readers, who imbibe all, but
only, give it out again as they got it
and perhaps not so clean; jelly bag
readers, who keep the dregs and re-
fuse and let the pure run through;
diamond readers. who cast aside all
that is worthless and hold only the
gems.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

SPEND SUNDAY IN HOT SPRINGS
ONE FARE ROUND TRIP.
via
PINE BLUFF & WESTERN r. r
Tickets on sale every Saturday ano
Sunday. coed for return the following
Monday.
For further information inquire al
depot, or telephone.
H. N Atwood, Agent
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
Iron Mountain Rates

Reduced rates to Hot Springs. o.
account of General Association of Ar
kansas Baptist church, the Iron Noun.
tain will sell round trip tickets to Ho
Springs at rate of $3.45 for the round
trip. Tickets on sale November to
4. inclusive. with final return limit Of
November Z.
H. N. Atwood, Agent
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
ONE AHEAD.

Patience-See what airs she puts
on!
Patrice-Yes. You know. member
of her family has written a historic
novel.
"Thats nothing. A member Of our
family has just finished a prehistoric
novel."-Yonkers Statesman.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

1t has been estimated that should
anyone desire to purchase the rail.
ways Of the world. his outlay would
amount to something IKE t3o.6Sv.-
100000.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

No man desiring success in busi-
ness can secure it without advertis-
ing John II. Starin, Starin Transpor.
tation line, N. Y.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

The only things that are establish
ed are those that never stand still.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12

A wise old negro lately listehen
ia silence 20 a discussion on the
divers social claims to distinction Of
several educated men and women OF
his race. The members of one fami-
lY boosted of descent from wealthy
merchants in the West indies;
others claimed kinship with well
known negro politician; still others
asserted that their ancestors never
had been slaves, but always were
free.
At last the old man spoke:
"Chillufn," said he, with q rap of
his cane, II doan' know nothin
bout yo' ancestry, as you call it,
but | do know that when | ust to
spend weeks in de maple woods
a-b'ilin' down de serrup, when mas
ter he come an 'spect de row OBJ
kettles, he neber say, Uncle Cargo,
how high was de tree dat dis come
out OBJ or chen, 'Whah is de tree
dat dis come out OBJ but just,
What kino OBJ sugar is it?"-Chums.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12

A certain Clergyman, man Of
about sixty six, looks older than he
really is. fact of which he hates to
be reminded.
At small rural station an aged
and bent farmer, painting violently,
boarded the train.
Il have had to rum" he said,
nearly half a mile to catch this
train
Then, addressing himself TO the
clergyman, he went on:
Its bad job. sir, whenold folks
like you and me has 10 run"
The clergyman. frowning, asked
the farmer how old he was.
I'm eighty-six, was the reply.
"oh," said the clergyman. there
Is twenty years difference between
you and me"
Goodness, SIR" exclaimed the
old man, "yoa don mean to tell me
you're 1O6?'-London Globe.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12
Inklings.

When you have made up your
mind TO find fault with somebody,
nothing is more irritating than to
find his conduct thereafter unobjec-
tionable.
When q man remarks that honesty
is the best policy he is not usually
talking about himself:- His theory
about himself is that rigid adherence
to the virtues is responsible for his
misfortunes.
Seven heavens are really too
many, but there should be at least
three-the highest for those who
were right, yet failed; the second
for those who were right and sue
ceeded; the third for the wrong who
were unsuccessful.
The social millennium will not
have arrived until every man is
richer than his neighbors.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12
GreenWell'S Mill.

FLOUR, Meal and Feed on hand
for sale all the time cheap for Cash.
Hereafter, in order 10 avoid hav.
ing to keep mill books, all orders
must be accompanied by the cash.
+. r. greenwich.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12

Running like mad down the street
dumping the occupants, or a hum
dred other accidents, are every day
occurrences. It behooves every
body TO have q reliable Salve handy
and there's none as good Is Buck
lens Arnica Salve. Burns, Cuts,
Sores, Eczema and Piles. disappear
quickly under its soothing effect.
Csc, at all Drug Stores.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12
In The Merry springtims.

In the merry springtime the fes-
tive malaria microbe, goeth forth de-
termined to colonize every human
organism. IL this arch foe has in
vaded your system allow US to sug-
gest Rydales Tonic. This remedy
frees the blood from malaria mi
crobes, eliminates poisonous mat
ter from the system, strengthens
the nerves, and restores robust
health. Rydales Tonic is guaran-
teed. Loker l. deWaal.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12
Saint Maru's Beacon
walked 40 Miles I'm storm.
Leo Spares, Colored Sailor, Tells o.
Remarkable Endurance Feat.

Leo Spares, ColOred Sailor, Tells Of
Remarkable Endurance Feat.
Leo Spares. a colored sailor, well
known among the bay shippers, II
honest in the story he told yester-
day at a downtown shipchandlery,
would make good subject for Arc
tic expeditions. Spares, who halls
from Leonardtown, engaged with
Capt. Eggers. Of the schooner Grace
Bennett, to accompany him to Wash
ingson on Tuesday and become one
OF the crew of the Bennett lying at
that port.
1t was known that Spares had
made his agreement, and according
70 his own story he started With
Capt. Eggers, but they were separ-
ated by the Jim Crow" law, which
placed Spares in an apartment as
signed to his color. Reaching Wash
ington, the sailor says, he got out OF
the train and could not find Capt.
Eggers nor locate bis luggage. With
but one cent in his pocket he started
back 70 Baltimore over the tracks
traversed by the train that took him
away. He claims to have walked
during the night, stopping when be
got tired, and succeeded in reaching
the Back Basin in Baltimore at noon
yesterday.
Spares could not be shaken i'd his
story, but not one OF those present
could be prevailed upon TO credit
the statement OF a man walking 40
miles through the merciless wind
and snow that prevailed Tuesday
night. There was no doubt of Spares
being in a chilled condition, as he
Rugged a stove for several hours to
thaw out.
The master OF the schooner J. Dali
las Marvil, who knew Spares, said
it was possible he made the trip, as
on one occasion Spares was one of
the crew of a schooner that sailed
from Petersburg for Baltimore and
left him behind. Nothing daunted,
he started to walk to Baltimore.
The vessel having met with head
winds and storms Spares was here
awaiting her. when she arrived
San.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12

The virginian And The Clock.
At the luncheon following the
launching Of the submarine torpedo
boat Simon Lake X, Mr.. Foster n.
Voorhees,, former Governor Of New
Jersey, told thisstory on distguish-
ed Virginian:
The son Of the Old Dominion had
been ont with the boys. AS he
softly opened the hall door the melo-
dious voice Of his better-half greet
ed him with the query:
What time il it?"
1T is early, my dear. responded
the Virginian.
How can you say So" exclaimed
his spouse. when the clock has just
struck two?"
"All right" said the Virginian,
his voice indicating virtuous indig
nation. "All right II you choose
70 take the word Of q Yankee clock
against that ola Vrginian gentleman
you may do so; but / have my opin-
ion OF you'll"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12
Revolution Imminent.

A sure sign of approaching revolt
and serious trouble in your system
is nervousness, sleeplessness, or
stomach upsets. Electric Bitters
will quickly dismember the trouble
some causes. 1t never fails to tone
the stomach, regulate the Kidneys
and Bowels, stimulate the Liver,
and clarity the blood. Run down
systems benefit particularly and all
the usual attending aches vanish
under its searching and thorough
effectiveness. Electric Bitters is
only SOC, and that returned if it
don 'fgive perfect satisfaction. Guar
anteed by all Druggists.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-01-12

A poet is nice person to sit in a
dark corner with, but the business
man is the better one to lead to the
altar.
A great many men think they are
being artistically bohemian when
they are only getting disgustingly
drunk.
When a man misses his dinner in
keeping an appointment with a girl
she may be sure he loves her devot-
eddy.
The most terrible bore is the man
who doesn't know when he is snub-
bed.