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The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
COunterfeiting The Genuine

Foley & Co., Chicago, originated
Honey and Tar as throat and lung
remedy, and on account of the great
merit and popularity of Foley
h oney and Tar many limitations are
offered for the genuine. Ask fol
Foley's Honey and Tar and refuse
any substitute offered as no other
preparation Will give the same sat
isfactiou. 1t is mildly laxative. 1t
co ntsins no opiates and is safest for
children and delicate persons For
sale by A. X. Fisher.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

When the babies are cross and man
would like a quiet retreat there's none
for him. But in a few years, wen the
children are grown and he ism the
way, the daughters and mothr put
their heads together and originate
den. There Is no den for the moher be-
cause she gracefully eliminates herser
by sitting in the kitchen orlrunning
over to a neighbOrs. 1t is her natural
disposition to hide in corne or re-
move herself entirely, and it is not the
natural disposition of the father
hence the den. 1t has a couch and
some pipes and tobacco and the books
which the neighbors haven't got arounc
to borrowing as yet, though If father
begins a story today the book will b'
found to be loaned out when he want
to finish it tomorrow. The den is
fashionable way of pushing the oil
man out. If there is one in yoNr house
Mr.. Man. don't be deceived CAtchiso
Globe
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
NiIssnn and Pntti.

When Christine Nilsson, the great
singer. was asked her opinion Of va
rious singers, she gave it very candidly
of every one, including herself and
Mime. Albani, but she never once al
luded to Nine. Patti.
"You have not mentioned Nine. Pat
IT," remarked the pertinacious inter
viewer.
NO" said Nine. Nilsson. II have not.
You are asking about singers. | do not
regard Patti as a singer | place her
among the angels. A Patti only comes
to a planet once during that planets
existence" Such an absence of stage
jealousy has probably never been
equaled
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
READ THIS.


Louisville, KY, June l3, 1901.
DIR. f W Hall, St Louis, Mo. -
Dear Sir: Since taking the agency for
me sale OF your kidney remedy, Hall E
Great Discovery, year agJ, we have
sold several gross, and have never
neard a complaint about the remedy
On the other hand, we have customers
90 praise the curative qualities of your
preparation every day, and several
remarkable cures have been reported
70 us of parties that have been cured
IF kidney trouble by taking one bottle
OF your Discovery, where all other
operations have failed. Wishing you
success with your great remedy, we
beg 10 remain, Very respectfully
+. 2. TAYLOR & CO.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Date Mark n Bagdad MaIady.

Bagdad date mark is the name given
to a mysterious disease that attacks
nearly every one who stays in Bagdad
for any length of time and is found
also at AleppO and other places in
Turkish Asia. 1t is sore that comes
only once. but lasts year, leaving a
scar the shape of a date. Nearly all the
natives are marked with it. No remedy
has been found for it, but hyposulphite
of soda seems to have some effect on
the mark
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
A TEXAS WONDER

one small bottle of the Texas
Wonder, Hall's Great Discovery, cures
all kidney and bladder troubles, re-
moves gravel, cures diabetes, seminal
emissions, weak and lame backs,
rheumatism and all irregularities of the
Kidneys and bladder IN both men and
women, regulates bladder troubles in
children. If not sold by your druggist
will be- sent 10y mail on receipt OF 81.
One small bottle is two months tlest
ment and seldom fails to perfect
cure. Dr.. f. w. Hall, Sole Manufac-
turer, 2. O. Box 629 st. Louis. Mo.
Send tor testimonials. Sold by all
druggists.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
4 Fortune In His Legs.

During the reign of Queen Elizabeth
an English gentleman of wealth named
Corbct. of a distinguished family near
Shrewsbury, bet that his leg was the
handSomest in the country or kingdom
and staked estates worth ES0,OO0 on
the subject. lie won the wager, and
a picture is still preserved in the fam
lily mansion representing the process
of measuring the legs of the different
contestants
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Madrid. Night watchmen.

Madrid still has the medieval night
watchmen. They admit late comers to
the apartment houses at night but no
longer sing out the hour or the cOndi-
tion OF the weather. They still 20 by
the name of "sereno," which they got
from the fact that, as it seldom rains
in Spain. their cries about the weather
generally ended with that word elias
tres Y sereuoD
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Beach sands.

A party of chautfeurS were WI
along Cape May beach. one of
picked up a handful of sand and
why is ii that one beach il
enough for motor cars, while a
is so soft a child can hardly W
itE" The sand in your hand al
that question" the second cha
replied. "See how fine it is
sand was. indeed. rs fine as dl
fine as talcum powder. The
sand is the more closely ii viii
and, by consequent the tirmdI
face it will offer" went on the
chauffeur. This fine sand here
Il ruadbed many feet in depth-H
bed YOU couldn't pack more clOs|
YOU rolled it a hundred years v
hundred ton roller. Study the sd
Long Branch or Asbury Park.
prettler than this. 1t is made OF
arate grains that you can readil.
tinguish Each is perfect cube.
or black or red--a beautiful clef'
ored shape that it is a pleasure T.
at. Each is about fifty times Z
than the Cape May grains; hen
sand of Asbury Park or Long h
won't pack down, won't make 4
rOadbed. There is only one plI
the country where the sand ~
than at Cape May. and that ~
OrmOnd ."-Philadclphia BulletiI'
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

But" said the persistent suitor, "if
I were to prove to you that I would go
to the ends Of the earth for you
First" replied the Boston girl, you
would have to prove to me that the
earth really has ends, and that, you
know, is quite impossible. ."-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

Mexico has IN ingenious plan for fa-
clitatins yerdictS in jury trials. Two
supcrnumerary jurors arc drawn to
sit near the jury box and listen to the
evidence and arguments If any of the
regular jury fails i'll or is otherwise
disqualified from going on. one of the
"supcS" takes his place In this way
they avoid what is often seen in Amer
less when il is nearly finished by the
sudden illness or death Of one juror.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

DO not be deceived by counterteits
when you buy Wi tch Hazel Sslve. The
name :of E. G. Dewitt & Co. is on
every box of the genuine Piles in their
wors form Will con pass away if you
will apply DeWitt's Witch Hszel Salve
night and morning. Best for Cuts,
Burns, Boils, letter Eczema, etc. Sold
by all Druggists.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Solitude and the Crowd.

It is easy in the world to 1--we alter
the worlds opinion, it is easy In soil
tnde 70 live after our own, but the great
man is he who in the midst OF tne
crowd keeps with perfect sweetness
the independence of solitude. - haipn
Waldo Emerson.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

"Er-MIss Hardy Grace-dO you not
think that these valley lilies are very
beautifulY
''NOt 40 beautiful as orange bios
SONS, Mr.. Jones'
And. thus assisted aud encouraged,
he presently drifted out upon the wide,
wide sea of welded bliss.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

The great thing is to produce moth
ing of which. if it comes into broad
light. you will be ashamed, and then
whether it does come into broad light
or no need not much trouble you
Matthew Arnold.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

that created the impression or nelgnr,
for when the sepulchers Of the kings
were violated by the convention and
his body was dragged out of his coffin
it was measured and found tritie over
> feet q inches
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

Dobson-What became Of that man
who had twenty-seven medals for say
Ing people from drowning? Dock
Worker-He fell in one day when he
had them all on. and the weight of em
sunk him.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
A Two Edged Gun

A story is told of the wondt,Sful cure
from deafness of a patient who was
recommended to hear Wagner opNera
and to sit near the orchestra by tR.
trombones. The physician accompas
MED his patient and sat beside him,
Suddenly, while the crash of the in
struments was at its loudest, the deaf
man found he could hear. "Doctor,'
he almost shrieked, 81 can hear!' The
doctor gave no sign that he noticed the
remark. Il tell you, doctor" repeated
the patient in ecstasy, you have saved
me! l have recovered my hearing.'
Still the physician was silent. He had
become deaf himself.-Harper's Week
ly. M
GA - II q III IA.
s..r, til. HIhs Kind YOU Have AI.gs Bought
's,;'''' q &zAZzM
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
gIish.

"Its funny"
"What's funny?"
'That you can never tell whether a
woman has good carriage till you
have seen her walk."-Exchange
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Painful.

"what does Bifkins remind you Off
a hate to tell" mi.
because it's renectloh on
kins"
mo; on me-"
81 don't understand" =,
"Weu. I'll explain. Every time l
500 Riflzins he reminds me OF httie
hiu I've owed him for over year
London Tit-Bits.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

Virtue is more to man than either
water or fire. have seen men die
from treading on water and fire, but
I have never seen man die from
lreading the course of virtue.-COn-
fuciuS
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
II Would.

"But why won't your husband let US Us
,ool, mn the coat of arms of his family
paw seq coat of arms wouiu iooA
kunny fer IA man that made ms LOT
IAne in his shirt sleeves. Houston
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

so the insolent fellow refused to
pay his renty'
HE did not say 50 in words, but he
intimated it,"
How so?"
"He kicked me downstairs. Paris
Journal
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Concerning shoes

Customer notice some shoes in the
perance Shoes" What kind OF shoes
e they? Dealer-They are warranted
rot 10 be tight
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

A liquid cold cure and the onlyhugh
Syrup which moves the bowelsg'orks
all cold out of the system-fKen-
nedy's Laxative Honey and aISlears
the head and throat and makei weak
lungs strong. Best for Group, hoop-
ing Cough, etc. Childrt love Sold
by all druggists.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
JOYS OF MATERNITY
A wonlH's BEST HOPES REALIZED
Mrs. Potts Tells How Women Should
Prepare for Motherhood

The darkest days of husband and
wife are when they come to look for
ward to childless and lonely old age.
Many wife has found herself inca
pable of motherhood owing to a dis,
placement of the womb or lack Of
strength in the generatiye organs.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
AbsoIuteIy Effective.

Jack Younghusband-rm only sol's
down TO the club, dear, so don't wo'
klp for me il I'm late! ~ .s,.
N The Little Wife (sweetly)-No' u"
ln I'll come and fetch you!
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

Walk o. Nights Doctor. what is a
simple remedy for slceplesSnesS; Doc
tor-Let the person count till he falls
asleep walk . NGhtS-He can't
count Its the baby
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

"What is il nowF"
q wanna mother picca cake"
'NO, Tommy you've had enough"
Jaw, ma, Yer always tellin me
don't eat properly, an hen you don't
never gimme no chance 10 practicer'-
Cleveland Leader.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

The honor we receive of those WI D
lear and stand in awe ~ us il no tr'
l1uOr. MOntai gue
Holbrook argus., 1905-01-14
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA,

A. F. McALLISTER, Ex Ofhcio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors for the County Navajo Territory of Arizona hereby certify that the above and foregoing Annual Statements for the year 1904 fu and shown by the minutes the Board and the Claim Register thereof of record the whole thereof from pages to 20 both n elusive
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF I have hereunto my hand said county this 9th day of January 1905
 A. F. McALLISTER, tho Board of Supervisors Navajo County Arizona
  The foregoing statements hereby approved
 L. E. DlVELBESS Chairman of Board Supervisors Navajo County Holbrook Arizona January 9th 19O5To the Territorial Treas uer Phoenix, Arizona Respectfully submitted.
Holbrook argus., 1905-01-14

RECAPITULATION. To Expense Fund Warrants first quarter 16s1s 6s IS TO Expense Fund Warrants third quarter 4'2s76s To Expense Fund Warrants fourth quarter 291 93 Total Road Fund Warrants year ending Decem- Der 31st, 19O4--. 9l676 Total of all warrants redeemed $1sO5O23
 ASSETS AND LIABILITIES. the Assets and Liabilities Navajo County for the ending December 3st 1904 And the rate of taxation Territorial County and School purposes shown by the levy made by the Board of Supervisors for 9o4 hereto aached
 LIABILITIES l. Territorial funding bonds per per annum dated January 18th, 1903 redeemabe after 20 years maturity in n5 30 y'ea years 1: oooo oo terest at the rate of cent IS OOO % Total Liabilities - - 1858 100000
 ASSETS. County property and available cash in treasury Decem Court house, jail and cells at Hobrook IS 5so4 s7 Jail and branch jail at Wnsow SOOOO Jail and cage, branch jail at Holbrook 55OOO Fifteen voting booths .. ....... .......... 3OOOO Five steel cabinets 123OOO One safe 275OO Law library - -w -w w. -w -w- w- . . 5OOOO Office and court house furniture 2OOOO Record booIs 4500 Holbrook bridge -- -- - - - 35OcOO Taylor bridge 100000 Show Low bridge 5OOOO Pinetop bridge 7OOO Total Assets - - - - - $71 TAG IS
 LEVY FOR
 For interest fund .$O.2S For road fund 10 For school fund 30 For territorial fund .95 For general fund 1918 For court house and jail sinking fund ..,....- .O5 For territorial bond sinking fund .OO2
 $3.6OO That levy $3 60 upon each $OO assessabe valua on of property for all territorial county and school purposes additional levy of 20 each of on of property within the limits of the Wnsow School District Mo- pay upon school district
 Statements of County Officers. Annual statements of county officers for the year ending December 31st, 1904:
 COUNTY TREASURER.
 First Quarter Ending March: :s1st, 1904.
  Cash on hand January 1st, 19O4--.-...-- $40 15439 Cash edaSne pOrt for Ianuarv
Holbrook argus., 1905-01-14
COUNTF SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS.

issued on school fund reported by superin
 enden July 6th 1904 for the school 1903 1904 3
Holbrook argus., 1905-01-14
SHERIFF AND EX-OFFICIO ASSESSO o

SHEK7FF Quarter EndinO March 31st, 1904. County licenses received during quarer~..-..$ 597.55 Gambling licenses received during quarter 342 OO School taxes received during quarter 33.25 Personal property taxes reed during O46OO For the Second Quarter Emdimg June 3Oth 1904. County licenses received during quarter.-.--$ 717.25 Gambling licenses received during quarter 342OO School taxes received during quarter 149626 Personal property reed during quarter the Third Quarter EmdinO September 3Oth, 1904. County licenses received during quarter-.-..$ 679.25 Gambling licenses received during quarter. 342OO School taxes received during quarter 144.S7 Personal property reed during 9761$1 33 For the Fourth Quarter Endmg December 31st, 1904. County licenses received during quarer.,--.$ 664.O5 Gambling licenses received during quarter 399.OO School taxes received during quarter $500 Personal property reed during
 
 Total collected 1904 4 - . ... $S O29.2 .29
Holbrook argus., 1905-01-14
Statements of County Officers.

Annual of county officers for the year ending December 31st 1904
 COUNTY TREASURER.
 Quarter Ending Marc 31st, 1904.
  Cash on hand January 1st 19O4.-...-... ,$4O 15439 Cash received as per report for January S3754 Cash received as per report for February 71263 Cash received report for March 45 95
  Cash expended report for January $2o 25465 Cash expended per report for February 2O2367 Cash expended per report for March. O1 Cash balance hand Abstract A) 193 Quarter Ending SOth
  Cash on hand April 1st, 1904 $19 35S62 Cash received as per report for April S7496 Cash received per report for Nay. 1S52.46 Cash received per report for 165OS9-$23
 DISBURSEMENTS. Cash expended per report for April -.--$ 664592 Cash expended as per report for May +9343 Cash expended per report for June 135267 Cash balance hand see Abstract " 1524491$23 36
Holbrook argus., 1905-01-14
COUNTY RECORDER.

Fees ved first ending March s1 1924 so25 received second quarter ending June 3O 19O4 1O685 Fees received third ending September 3Oh 1904 6S5 Fees received fourth quarter ending December 3st 1904 994O
 Total for the 1904 $1, ,O63 35
Holbrook argus., 1905-01-14

That levy of $3 60 upon each $1OO of assessabe vaua ton property for all territorial county and school purposes and additional levy of 20 cents each OO of assessed vaa ton of property within the limits of the Wnsow School District Mo- pay interest school bonds issued upon said school district
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-08
KEEP ON INDiCTING
CASSIE AND SPEAR
President and Director of the Wooster
Bank Are Also Indicted

CLEVELAND. o., April THE
United States grand jury today return
ed an additional indictment against A.
Il. Spear. cashier of the closed Citizens
National bank of Oberlin, which failed
because of Mrs. Chadwick's operations
The additional indictment was return
ed on account of alleged new facts in
connection with the manner in which
Spear is said to have made false en-
tries and affidavits about the banks
funds.
The grand jury also returned joint
indictment against Spear and Mrs
Chadwick in which the latter is charg-
ed with aiding and abetting Spear in
making false entries The specific
charge against Spear is in making false
oath to report sent to the comptrol-
Ter of the currency. The jury also re-
ported another indictment against
President Ohliger Zimmerman and
chairman of the board of directors of
the failed national bank of Wooster. o.
Ii is charged that they made false en-
tries in the banks books and also false
entries in report to the comptroller of
the currency.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-08

There is an indefinable charm about
the 1.-THE. willowy maiden in her early
teens which finds its. complement in
the soft shirrs and gathers which
Dame Fashion has hidden us favor.
The accompanying sketch shows an un-
usually pretty gown. The triple rows
of shirrings at the shoulders, back
and front, furnish fullness for the nat
ty blouse which falls slightly over the
close fitting girdle. The deep fiounce
on the skirt relieves that long appear
ance from waist to feet which so often
appears where girl is growing too
fast. The pompadour yoke may be
omitted and the waist gathered into
the collar in front. For a medium
size " yards of 36 inch material are
required.
Patterns of these garments, waist
No. 2760, which Is in five sizes, 8 to
16 years, and skirt No. 2749. in the
same sizes, may be obtained, postpaid.
by filling out the blank below and
sending it with 10 cents for one pat
tern or 20 cents for the two together.
to the fashion department of the St.
Paul G o b e.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-08
MONKEY PET OF HARRY LEHR
THAT PLAYED BARBER AIT TIMES

"A monkey is a most interesting pet,
don't you know?" said Harry Lehr. Il
had one very smart one that 1 called
Joe. Joe could do everything but read
the morning paper. He had a mania
for breaking cups and saucers. If
turned my head a moment while at
breakfast luncheon or dinner crash
would go something A cup, saucer
or plate would be jerked from the ia
bic and hurled out of the window or
against the wall.
''Joe was an aristocratic monkey,
when all was said and done, with a
refined taste as to his eating. He
would eat nothing but the most ex-
pensive nuts and the finest of fruit.
Malaga grapes and oranges. He was
fond Of little wine, too. with his din
ner. preferably champagne. He drank
out of the glass in the same way that
1 did, then dipped his fingers down for
the sugar that we put there for him
don't you know?
His great feat was to shin up cur
tain poles and dangle from chandeliers.
He would perch upon a chandelier
and pass his little hairy hand quickly
back and forth across the blaze, then
smell ito see if it had been scorched,
don't you know? Once he left 1t a
little too long and did scorch 1t. by
Jove. OF all the yellingl He was the
worst scared monkey you ever saw
until we got him down, but it failed to
cure him of perching upon the chan
deliers, strange to say
"Once he dropped from a chandelier
onto the head of a bald friend of mine
who was calling upon me. He chung
there until We tore him off. The bald
headed friend never called upon me
again.
1T was a cunning thing to see Joe
take his bath. He would turn on the
water himself, passing his little hand
back and forth to test the heat of the
water. He was very neat monkey,
indeed.
'One day the bell rang and a mes
senger boy appeared.
L have come to answer your CALL
he said,
I'VE have not called for a boy we
answered.
Three times that day messenger
boys rang at our doorbell.
Then We discovered who was do
ing the calling. Joe-perched on the
box, don't you know?-had been turn
Ing the crank to hear il wheeze.
Il think that 1 have never had a
more destructive pet than Joe. He
kept me practically stripped of bric-a-
brac. getting into RACES. snatching up
butts of the choicest Cloissone. running
up curtain pole and throwing them
at me, all the time chattering with
fury in his native language. turning
black In the face. glaring down at me-
No. really. l have never had a more
destructive pet than Joe was
Sometimes / would allow him TO
sleep at the foot OF my bed while 1
read. He never liked the light. 1t
kept him awake. Often just as 1 got
to the most interesting part of the
story--don't YOU know?-he would
make dash at me. snatch my book
from my hands and throw it on the
floor.
Unless l called 20 him quite loudly,
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-08

as usual He had trimmed his mus
tache and smoothed his hair, and was
going through his pockets to see what
he could find there. Joe was worse
than woman about going through a
mans pockets-don't you know?
very soon he came to my friends
pocket knife. His eyes giistened. He
jerked ii out, monkeyed with it a while
and finally succeeded in opening the
blade He jumped down from my
fr1end's lap and made flying leaps for
the kitchen.
1t wasn't many minutes before we
issuing from the kitchen. Then back
came Joe. springing upon us ecstatic-
ally. chattering blissfully.
In one OF his little hairy hands was
the bloody knife. In the other. by
Joye. was the old cats tall
BY and by Joe fell i'll. While we
We're petting him we amused ourselves
by blondining him. We made him the
handsomest blonde monkey with two
bottles of peroxide you ever saw, don't
you know?
He got so very ill after a time.
though. that we quite despaired of his
life. We carried him very >tenderly or
a pillow to the hospital. There the
man was amazed, perfectly amazed.
don't you know2
I've never In all my life,' said he.
saw such blond monkey
'sHe got well. however, and we made
present OF him to the zoo in Wash
ington. where he masqueraded as the
wonderful blond monkey OF Monkey
Vile. and the people came in crowds
from miles around TO see him. They
did. really