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Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Partial List Of Rio Orande
Summer Excursions.

Beginning on May IA. and continu-
ing until October 10. 1905. we sell
round trip tickets, Sunday Only. rs
follows; Coal Greek. Soc; Florence.
SOC; Pueblo. sl.5o. Also. Saturday
or Sunday, good TO return Sunday or
Monday. as follows; Colorado Springs,
1915; MAnitou. %. s5; Summit Pixies
Peak. $50.
Portland. Seattle. Vancouver. etc. +,
various dates in May. June. July.
August and September. round trip,
$4,000.
San Francisco and Jns Angeles and
return. t45.o 90. Ask us about these
trips.
The Royal Gorge" trip via the
Rio Grande. is one OF the grandest.
most sublime trips in all the world.
and IL requires but 2 hours Of your
time to make the trip. Take trnin
No. ! at 8 p. IN. returning at p. M.
same afternoon. all for 50 ceuts. Not
how cheap. but oh. how wonderful.
Please call in person, or use phone
Canon 6 and let us tell you about
these trips and accommodations.
II. s. Maddox. Agent.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Chair of the Giant 1dr,..

One Of the mountain peaks of north
Wales is known as the Chair OF Idris,
or Cader Idris, as the Welsh people
call it. because its top Is followed out
like an immense couch. According to
local tradition, whoever spends night
in the Chair of Idris will on the follow
ing morning be dead, raving mad or
endowed with the loftiest poetical In
spiration. No one seems to know ex-
actly who Idris was or when he lived,
but he must have been a giant If his
body was in proportion with his cele-
brated Chair" Mrs. Hemans has a
fine poem with the Chair Of Idris as
the theme, and Tennyson also men
tons 1t in Enid"
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
pn..port to the North Pole.

A passport TO the north pole was is
sued some years ago by the governor
of the province of Tobolsk, which
stretches along the Russian shores of
the Arctic ocean. The official was ap-
preached by two men who had been
engaged to proceed to the north with
an English expedition, then fitting out.
Their petition was for passport to
the pole itself, but the governor point
ed out that the pole was as likely to
be In their home province rs In any
other, that It was extremely unlikely
they would reach 1t and that, II they
did. there were no police there to ex-
anime their credentials. At last, how
ever. to satisfy them he ordered the
issue of a document allowing them to
pass without let or hindrance to the
north pole.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Circnssfnn Beauty,

Painting the eyes and eyelids is con-
sidered a great aid to the fascination
of the female orbs. A Circassian to
be really lovely must, in addition to
being very corpulent have golden hair
and jet black lashes. Kohl is used by
the Persian and Armenian women to
lsngthen their eyes. The bazaar women
and nautch girls Of most eastern coun-
tries dye their finger nails with henna,
and where they wish to be thought
great ladies' they allow their finger
nails to grow to an immense length
and keep them in finely wrought gold
,sheaths
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07

When planning business or pleas
ure trip from Chicago to Buffalo, New
York, Boston or any eastern point.
you should investigate the sAtisfacto
ry service afforded by any Of the three
Express Trains operated by the Nickel
Plate road. Colored porters are in
charge Of coaches, whose duties are to
look after the comfort Of passengers
while en- route. Special attention
shown ladies and children. as we'll as
elderly people. travelling alone. No
excess fare charged on any train on the
Nickel Plate road. American Club
meals. from s5o to 81. served in Nickel
Plate dining cars. One trial will re-
suit TO your satisfaction. all trains
leave from La Sale Street Station
only depot in Chicago on the Elevated
Loop. For particulars address John
Y. Callahan. General Agent. Nickel
Plate road l18 Adams street, Chicago.
ILL.,, or ChAs. f. johnson. District
Passenger Agent Nickel Plate road.
sli Seventeenth street, Denver. Colo {.
S4-SStl
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Marc. and Fillies.

A song OF bygone generation re
preached the French with calling their
mothers mares" and all their daugh
tiers "fillies." and 1t Is easy to imagine
that ''filly" is connected with "fille-"
As a matter OF fact, the word "hlly" is
Of Scandinavian origin and is really n
diminutiye of "foal." Shakespeare
makes Puck disguise himself In like
ness Of a flly foal' Mare" Is the
Angio-Saxon mere" feminine of
"mearh," a horse. a trace OF which re-
mains in marshal" which properly
signifies master of the horse.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
m. Mo., Accurate Frontier.

As an instance of the jealousy exist
ing In the relations between Norway
and Sweden il may be noted that the
boundary line between the two coun-
tries is the most minutely exact in
Europe. In every parish touched by
the line there is deposited an elabo-
rate plan which .s renewed every ten
years, the whole OF the work Of sur
veying. etc. being carefully repeated
each time-Pearson's Magazine.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
A Curious Tale.

This curious tale of the Venerable
Bede is told in the medieval Golden
Legend" One day, when he was old
and blind, the desire to preach came
upon him An attendant led him to a
spot where he faced heap of stones,
and Bede, believing that a human audi
ence was before him, delivered an elo-
Quent sermon. At the end. 1t is grave
ly recorded. the stones cried "Amen?'
no doubt to save Bede's feelings.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Have You Seen the Big Fairr

We are selling round trips to Port
land. Vancouver. Seattle. Tacoms.
Everett. BellinghAm and Victoria
at 40.
You can 20 one direct route and re-
turn another. take part Of it by
boat. make stop anywhere You please
en- route. going or returning. take =
free ide.trip from Yampa to Boise
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
a..Ii,s.. and the se....

One of the charms Of an Intimacy be
tween two persons of different sexes is
that the man loves the woman for quail
tiles he does not envy, and the woman
appreciates the man for qualities she
does not pretend to possess. - Nine
teenth Century.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Eastman Kodak Agency.

The Eastman Kodak company has
extended to w. Babberger the full and
unrestricted agency of its goods. in
cluding the Rochester Optical COM
pany's and Blair Camera company IS
manufactures, and last, but not least,
Eastman Non-curling Films"
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
1T beats the Dutchr'

That's = homeiy phrase, to be
sure; but it expresses in . nut
shell the popularity. constantly
increasing at that. Of the ON
TIME -four. You ask the reason?
Answer: very simpl~-nothing
but the best wheat used, the
latest and most highly perfected
methods of manufacture, best
raising qualities, best bread,
cakes and pies rs a resultant.
There is no fiour made that will
equal ON TIME. Ask your
grocer for IL and take no other.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Trip Through the Gorge.

Take ride on the observation car
through wonderful Royal Gorge"
free to holders of Rio Grade transpor-
tation. Trains No. 6 ut :4s p. IN.
and No. 1 at 8 100 p. IN. pick up car
at Canon City daily for Texas Greek.
and Nos. 3 and have the same cars
into Canon City.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
STATE, COUNTY AND
DISTRICT FAIRS

Public Conventions and Colorado
Conventions.
Sept. 4-7-National G. A. R. encamp-
ment, Denver.
Sept. 5, 9, I, s,-Arkansas Valley
Fair, Rocky Ford.
Sept. Watermelon Day. Rocky
Ford.
Sept. I1-l5-State fair, Pueblo.
Sept. IL l6-Fair and races, Glen
wood Springs.
Sept 1s-22-Mesa county fair, Grand
Junction.
Sept. 21-22-23-Fremont county fair,
Canon City.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Hen datrOn X,

Mrs. Homer-Don't you think your
husband is rather headstrong for an in
valid? Mrs. Neighbor-Yes, and the
doctor is to blame for 1t too. Mrs. Ho-
mer-Indeed. And why, prayf Mrs.
Neighbor--He won't allow him to take
any nourishment but goats milk.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Outrageous.

Miss Listener-Then you didn't join
that philanthroplc organizationi Mrs.
Chatterbox-No; when intimnted to
the ladies' that I wanted do some
thing for charity one Of them suggested
that l might bsgin BY holding my
tongue.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Sold His Chickens

Last week w. V. Kirkton put Want
ad. in THE RECORD, offering for sale 100
Brown Leghorn pullets. He paid 25c
for the ad. He sold every chicken the
next day to people who had read the
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07

ad., and could have sold hundred
more. A RECORD Want ad. will sell
anything that is salable.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07
Atcblson, Topeka q Santa Fe Railway
GOING nAsr

east, arrive daily. i,,ss m
east, depart daily ys.'.-...--,.''"-.-. ''' stopn
No. ssi-Frum Florence and Rock
vale, daily except Sunday. arrive. tsza m
No. sz7-For Florence and RockvAln.
daily sucept Sunday, depArt.---.-. i7io p m
Direct connection IL nov made at Pueblo fos
Denver. Chicago and all points cast and ~
La Junta with Caiifornis Limited Tor Los
Angeles and San Francisco.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and chese-
fully answered.
Descriptive nterAsurs folders frss By apply
ing 10 ID. N. GAnnRT Agent
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07

THE Found and Lost items in THE
RECORD want column are always worth
reading.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07

For Rent.
A six room house close in. Not
modern. S12 q month.
RECORD OFFICE.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07

The Chieftain, The Globe Democra
and THE RECORD all one years2.15.
Cañon City record., 1905-09-07

August Flower keeps the children healthy and
Full Of vigor and frolic the whole day long,
So when Mamma needs more they rush Oh IN
high glee,
mer
Inability to get up brisk and fresh in
the morning, lack of appetite, pallor,
muddy complexion and poor spirits.
these all indicate a disordered stomach
and bad digestion-in adults and children,
too. They also indicate the urgent need
Of taking Green's August Flower regu'
1arly for few days.
It's "a reliable old remedy for all stomach
troubles, never fails to cure indigestion,
dyspepsia and chronic constipation. and
a natural tonic for body and mind.
Two sizes, 25c and 75c. All druggists
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
WHEAT MARKET
WAS VERY STRONG
REPORTS OF DAMAGE TO FOR.
EiGN CROPS AND GABLES
CAUSED AN ADVAMOE-cLoSE
HOWEVER WAS WEAK.

Chicago, March 3f-WHEAT--
The market opened quite strong, July
up Il to "a al $685. to 50 The initial
strength was due largely 10 advance
penny bushels at Liverpool resulting
from considerable decrease in the
amount Of shipments from Argentina
Shorts were fair bidders for July and
September but offerings were not
large. On this demand prices advanc-
ed a trile above the opening figures,
July touching S914 Buying was not
pronounced and the volume OF bust
ness was comparatively light. A re.
port from India claimed the crop was
damaged by frost Minneapolis nd.
vices also favored the bulls. The cash
demand was good. large sales Of flour
being said to have been made for ship
ment to the Orient. Brilliant weather
southwest, however, offset these influ-
4nces A local crop statistician made
the condition OF the new crop at 90,
compared with S3.1 last December.
Late in the day the market yielded to
bearish factors, July declining TO 1914
The close was veal, July a shade low.
err, May up r..
CORN-sentimeut inclined to bull
ishneas mainly owing TO the good
cash demand Shorts bought literally
and the market was strong until late
IN the day when prices gagged in sym
pathy with wheat The close. how
ever was a trine higher than yester-
day.
OATs--The dominant factor was
the action Of wheat The first hour
shorts bought freely Later the de
mand slackened somewhat and with
moderate proft-taking an easier tone
developed. May closed Il higher,
July unchanged
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago March 31-CATTLE- The
new high record price was made late
yesterday, when the sale Of eighteen
prime Kansas fIeirfords al an average
Of 1888 pounds al $685. was oonsum.
mated. being the highest sale since
early in February, and twenty above
any sale made last week. Today the
market was active. strong, exporters
being good purchasers. paying further
advances about TO- The general mar
ket is 30 10 50 higher than a week
ago.
HOGS There has been a good de.
mand from day to day this week, east
ern shippers have shipped out more
freely than last week. but increased
offerings resulted in lower prices CIV.
cry day until today when there was a
rallv of five
SHEEP There was the usual good
demand today at steady prices Sup.
plies were greatly increased this
week
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01

HAD THE MARKET
AND MADE LITTLE PROGRESS IN
PRICES = NO STIRRING OF
SPECULATIVE INTEREST 9TH
ERWlSE.

New York, March Today's
stock market was in the aands Of pro
fessional traders and they made little
progress in pr.ces. Only handful
Of standard marke, leaders were as
much as point away from last
nlgAt's level al any time The move
Iment although very sluggish, was a
clear index of be conviction nthe
part Of the rtaoding element that The
present cnuailment of the money
market resources is a restrictive m
auence on speculation and that it il
nor more than temporary.
To-day was expected to mark the
end of the period Of most urgent re-
lquirements for Japanese bond sub
Iscrlption ana April list payments The
Trading element seems confident tlat
relaxation Of money will follow inn
mediately The comparative tran
qu'ty or tie call loan rate which did
not get above Az per cen Gained APP
prehenafon and prices improved late
in the day
Outside The professional circle
there was no stirring Of speculative
interest a number Of industrials
and pecialues were strong from in
divi1ual causes.
The southern iron merger, lead
merger, settlement Of Montana cop
per disputes We're some 9f specific in
stances Of old rnmors which played
new part in the days market The
prices of the day were touched short
ly before the close but were not rui
" deld, the closing tone being irregu-
lar.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
Provision Market.

BUTTER.-Weak; creamery, goo
%.
CHEESE Strong; range 10h@
14I.
EGGst-Easy: western, 171a6l1Sh
COFFEE Options closed steady,
unchanged 10 Ave points higher Sales
1000 bags April, $3.50 Spot Rio,
steady; mild quiet
SUGAR Raw, strong; fair refining,
4 centrifugal, 96 test, 8 molaases
sugar, as. Refined, steady
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
NEM YoRK eRAIN MARKEr.

New York, March 31-WHEAT-
Receipt, $4,000; exports. 10000
Spot. barely steady; Ne ? red, nom
insl elevator; No. , red. s115ss f o.
b. afloat. Options closed unchanged
10 \ net lower. MAY, Sf111s.
Receipts, 11500o. exports
e3.0oo Spot steady; No. 2 SCI Gle
Yator and - t Q. b. atioat. 30.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01

1t duls the scythe Of Father time
and drives away wrinkles of ap,
preaching old age-the elixir Of life,
that puts hope in the human heart
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea 81
cents, Tea or Tablets. PAU G. Schuh
and Sons.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
GOVERNMENT BONDS.
Today Yesterda.
Nancy Onn,atione

New York, March 31.-Money OH
call strong and higher 3&Milk,
closing bid, 4i4. offered Az. Time
loans. firm; 60 and 81 days and six
months, ~ G3% per cent Prime
paper 5A M4h per cent. Exchange
seady. demand S4S5950 lSG; sixty
days. SfSI05d fSLl0. Bar silver
--nt
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
At St. Louis.

ST, Louis. March 31.-CATTLE- Re
ceipts, 900 Steady; beef steers.
s3.256G.15; stockers and feeders,
$25od450; cows and heifers, $4,000
A85; Texas steers, $360Q525
HOGS Receipts, 900 Steady to
strong; range, $350@545.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
SITUATIONS WANTED.
rrce Announcement OF Those No
Employed, Who Desire
Positions.

Advertisements Of not exceeding three lines
NilI be nccepted free FOR one weeks timn from
any reader Of The Bulletin to be filed by adj
gertiser n person, on regular form, at the o.
Gee 81 The Bblletin Company, 703 Ohio l4eVee
The Bulletin Company assumes no respons +
hility for any advertisement or statement made
therein ana will moi accept the noGice OF any
pa. son known To be employed.
Inquiries and replies TO advertisements
should be made ~ mali.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
Stocks = Bonds = Cereals

yellow. 53& @54; No white. SO. Op-
tons closed Irregular at u net adj
vance May, 531s.
OATS Receipts, $4,000; exports.
5000 Spot, dull; mixed 35M Csc;
white. 9G1a037 Clipped white. 371s
G39.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
Minneannlis Cereals

Minneapolis, March 3l.-WHBAT-
May $I0SA July. $103ik n 4 Sep
tcmber. SIM Cash WWheal was in
fair demand with prices unchanged
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
IivernooI Cnotatlons

Liverpool, March CORN Spot
steady American mixed, new, IS
4Ad: old, As I'D.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
puts and Calls.
LiverpooI Markets.

Wheat, y higher; ID higher; ii
higher
Corn, "a lower; q lower; "A lower.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
LOCAL GRAZ MARKETS.

Cash prices in the Cairo market yes
terday were as follows:
No. . red winter wheat stO5.
No 8 red winter wheat, s103.
No. 2 white corn, 4S15.
No 2 mixed corn, 471kG4S.
No white corn. 4701s.
No. mixed corn, 47Gh.
No white oats. 32mh.
No mixed oats.31Gk.
No 3 white oats. 81
No mixed oats, 306K.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
THE CASH MARKET.

ST. Louis, March 31-The following
spot prices ruled here today for vari-
GUS grains mentioned;
No red winter wheat Slip
No 5 red winter wheat, s1056t1f.
No. white corn, 4G1aMf7.
No. mixed corn 1914 al.
No. white corn, 1901,
No. mixed corn, 464 u.
No. white oats, 3t% M3214.
No, mixed oats, 81
No 3 white oats. 3112 G32.
No. mixed oats. 2915.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01

Chicago, March Following
were the receipts and shipments in
carload lots from this market today:
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
TIE PEOPLES COLUMN


Ono insertion, per word......."01
qhr7e, Insertions, per word.....o2 A
one week, per word........,...o5
One month, per word..........lo
All matter set in N0npareil type.
No advertisement inserted for less
than twenty-five cents.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01

Ladies If you want a refined and
brilliant complexion. free from blem-
ishes, use HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea. Brings red lips. bright eyes
and crsam-iike complexion -
cents. Tea Or Tablets Paul e. schah
and Sons.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
BOARD NAMED.

And one large or two small rooms for few
weeks in Gaifo. Mar, wife and three 81 all
children, Must be strictly NICE Ut about So
per month, Address och Fox 6, BardWell, Ky.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01

Any brght energetic young lady with q
high school education, can learn to become All
expert steuographer and typ writer free 81
charge. Address W. Bulletin Office.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
STOCKS.
Reported by the Cassidy Commission
Company, 4oeIa Ohio Street.


New York, March 3i.-The follow
ing was the range Of prices on tn
Now York Stock exchange today:
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01

Nurse-The patient seems to be
getting we'll pretty quickly
Doctor Emdee-Guess I'll send him
my bin tomorrow and then he'll have
a relapse
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
WANTED.

Wanted Five good white men TO work on
farm four miles north ai afro. steady Job
simmer and winter, good wages. Place TO
uoaea. II with family can furnish GUS s. For
farther information apply at 5lo Twentieth
NL-tLE
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
MAIL ORDERS.

~ start you In the mail order business. Full
isrfen.Ara aud sample free. American Special
Asenr. milwaukee,, wis
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
Strictly 4 Savings Bank.
CAIRO, ILLINOIS.
DIRECTORS

interest paid on time deposits at the
rate Of three per cent per annum
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
LADY PHYSICIAN
Gilbert Block.
EDUCATIONAL

Wanted solicitors; both ladies and gentle
men. Apply by letter, "M.," care Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-01
Grains and Provisions.

Chicago, March 31.Tha following
was the range Of the leading futures
on The Board Of Trade today:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-01-16
clarksburg, W. Va, Jan. le, '9o5
CUT OUT JuNKETING.

One OF the bad features about send
ing committees during session Of III,
Legislature to visit the publie in-titu-
tions is the manner in watch tness Wis
its are made. The coming of tne COM
mittee is heralded in advance arr every
one in and around the institution ma on
his best bib and tucker. In educational
institutions the student body is ready
10 10 and does big stunt. even il It
b. no more than 10 get q legislator OF
two shaking from mead 10 foot in making
an address. There is applause in pro-
fusion and the legislator leaves the plat
form feeling elevated in intellect far be-
yond the capacity Of his brain to realize.
In that condition the management II
the institution, assisted by committees
Mt least from the student body, is on
easy street. wncn il come to laying be-
fore the legislator the extreme needs
of the institution. the state -olan i
convinced at once. and it j. not even
necessary to show him through the
building. In snort ne goes in the front
door Of the chapel room, or auditorium,
and passes out the back fully Impressed
with the great work that has been done
by the institution ana bur,lcn,d with n
tIren apprrriatiton Of the vast and mr.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-01-16

Frequent inspections should D, made.
The system snould be. 50 far as possible
along the line in vogue with the gas
company. Every thing should be watch
81 with great care and painstalling. An
fort 10 make the system self-sustain-
ing should not cease until that result is
accomplished. Rates are now probably
sufficiently high, but there is waste
that brings unfairness and more or less
liberalization. Take steps TO remedy
this and TO bring the system up to a
paying and serviceable standard and the
money diverted from some other enamel
q improvement win nave been profitably
spent AMI in the end will prove piece
of splendid economy.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-01-16

thsir mouths before it was announced
tnat Bristow had resigned from the
post office department and been APP
appointed by the President special in
spector of freight rates at twice the
salary They might have known Roose-
welt mad something to DO with the first
action and that it was right, if for no
other reason than tnat he is so broad
since ais election as to be worthy of
their praise, AMI yet no different is ne
now from wnat ne was before the cleo
ton, From this incident they SHOULD
learn the lesson not to howl until they
have something to howl about. Some
times il is ridiculous to b. premature
and That was one Of sucn times WITH
taem.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-01-16
HowLED Toe SOON.

When the postmaster general trans
ferred the inspectors from the Office Of
Bristow to his own office, the Democratic
fault-hnding papers began to set up an
awful nowi, but scarcely had they opened
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-01-16

Benjamin A. Reeder, of sninnston,
spent Saturday in the city.
Squire James NJ. Plant was mere from
Eatyliek Saturday on business.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-01-16

SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-05
Author and Actor

There never has been time in the
theater, especially in this country,
when actors more faithfully followed
the text of their parts, especially In
the more serious plays, than now.
What is known as "gagging" has in
some measure survived on the stage
always, for the actor of native wit and
spontaneous humor always has been
prone to attempt to improve his We
hicle by quips of his own inspired at
the moment. Actors Of antiquity, in
times when improvisation was almost
commonly practiced, probably gratified
themselves and amused their audiences
by spontaneous efforts, and that there
was "gagging" in Shakespeares time
is evident from lines in his plays that
discourage that practice.
Given clever comedian today. I'm a
piece of the lighter sort now much in
vogue, however, and every succeeding
audience will hear some Improvement
on the original ideas OF its author. or
some "wheeze" from the mind and
tongue of the comedian that adds to
gayety And II one were TO mention
"gagging" to survivor Of THE palmy