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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
INSPECTED THE
P. 81. n. RAILROAD
Oregon Short Line officials Re.
turn From a Trip Over
Idaho Feeders
OLD RUMORS ARE REVIVED.
Once More Il il Is Asserted That the
Short Line is to Get Con
troll OF Branch,

Vice President W II. Bancroft, Gem
eral Superintendent e. Buckingham,
Chief Engineer w. Ashton and Traffic
Manager 7. NJ, Schumacher OF the ore
gon Short Line, returned last evening
from a trip over the Idaho division, dur
ing which they put in some time at
Minidoka looking into the work there
and then went on to Weiser, where
they went over the Pacific q idaho
Northern on a special train,
The fact that the heads Of the operat-
ing, engineering and traffic departments
OF the Hartman road inspected tho
Pin road has once more set going the
rumor that the Short Line Is to acquire
this feeder Railroad officials, however
assert that the trout fishing on this line
is exceptionally iine
At the present time the Pacific n
Idaho Northern Is operated By "A former
employc Of the freight department OF
the oregon Short Line, Mr.. ", NJ,
Heigho, who Is vice president and gem
eral manager. Since he took charge
OF affairs the road has been a paying
proposition The lire, which Is standard
gage. follows the Wcser river up to
Council n distance OF So miles where
connections are made with stage lines 10
the Seven Devils mining district. Thun,
der Mountain, Payette Lakes and other
points north. IL taps q most fertile
district,
AT stated intervals II has been an
nounced during the past six years THAI
the road Is to be extended, and alsD
the rumor bobs up serenely every year
that the oregon Short Line Ia about TO
purchase the property. This move would
not surprise anyone, MS the policy OF
the Hartman lines for some time has
been to get control of all the feeders
in Idaho. It IS asserted that the re-
cent Incorporation Of q couple Of mys>
terious transoontlnental lines In Boise
and which are TO apparently parallel
the Short Line, IN measure IA respons-
ible for the railroad campaign on Idaho.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
MISCELLANEOUS.
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE

IN THE DISTRICT COURT, PRO.
bate Division, IN and for Salt Lake Coun.
~, State OF Utah, In the mater Of the
estate OF John Il. James, deceased, the
undersigned viii sell NJ private sale, by
order Of the said Court, tho whole Of tho
following described rea estate, located IN
Union, salt Lake County, Utah. to-wit,
Beginning at point on quarter section
line, IN the center OF lane chains
~ links south from the northwest cor,
ner OF the southeast quarter OF section
49, township 2 south or range ! east
Salt Lake meridian, running thence east
parallel with a line Of fence, 10 chains, IS
links, TO line Of fence bearing N and
s., thence south on said line Of fence
chains, So links, 10 a line OF fence bear
Ing p. and W. thence west on said limo
Of fence 10 chains, 10 links, to tho center
N the aforesaid lane and quarter sec.
ton line, thence north on quarter section
line and center OF said lane. chains, So
links, TO tho point Qf beginning, contain
Ing 10 acres Of land.
Bids will be received IN writing By tho
undersigned az Union, salt Lake County,
Utah, on the Slst day OF March 1906 be.
tween the hours OF o'clock, and 4 o'clock
y. m, on said day, Terms Of sale; viii
he sold to the highest bidder for cash
subject 20 confirmation by said probate
court,
JAMES l.. JAMES.
NILS NJ, LUNDBERG,
Executors Of tho Estate OF John
James, Deceased
G.. NJ. Nielsen, Attorney,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
BUSINESS NOTES.

A copy OF the articles Of incorporation
Of the L. T. Ritter company Of Silver
city, Utah, has been filed IN the secre-
tary Of states Office. Its capital stock
Is $500. divided into shares Of the par
value OF 500 each. G.. Y. Wallace Is
president, G., Y. Wallace Jr, vice
president; L. T. Ritter, secretary; j. w.
Taylor, treasurer. c. c. Stinier, man
ager. The company will engage In the
general mercantile business.
Today's local bank clearngs amount-
ed 10 s57755O.Oi as against $500, 1858
for the same day last year.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
Pores birthday Celebrated

Rome, March 10.--Today being his
name day, Pope Plus X received thou
sands OF congratulations In person ana
by message. ana celebrated mass In the
presence OF a few intimate friends. His
holiness lunched with his sister and
later received the sacred college in his
library and thanked the cardinals for
their good wishes, without however,
delivering formal address, as was tho
custom OF Pope Leo XIII, who chose
such occasions for addressing the world
through the cardinals.
The Catholic club presented 10 Pope
Plus fruit and flowers arranged In the
form OF gondola, symbollzlng botn
Venice and flshermans boat.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
WARD
ENTERTAINMENTS

Fifteenth Ward--Tonight I'm the Fif-
teenth ward Westinghouse corner
Eighth West and First South, a fare
well win be rendered j. NJ Christensen,
prior to his departure 10 Europe, For
many years past Elder Christensen has
been laborng In the Bishopric OF this
ward, but has recently been called TO
preside over the Scandinavian mission,
and viii leave for that purpose on
Wednesday next An excellent pro-
gram has been prepared for the even
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
ToNIGHT's EVENT.
Society and Music Lovers Will be Out
In Goodly Force.


Everything around the Theater IL fun
Of cheerness and hustle preparatory for
tonghts big concert. The management
had feared that the stormy weather and
the Lenten season might hurt the at.
tendance, but IN first fear was dssl-
pated by the sunshine OF the morning
aud the second by the usual substantial
order for seats which came from the
Sister Superior OF st. Marys academy
an institution which has always sent
a delegation Of from 10 70 100 pupils TO
the symphony concerts. The sister
Superior rightly says that she knows
OF nothing OF a higher educational value
10 any students than such entertain
ments MS the orchestra provides, Add
ed 10 this. Manager spencer received
during the past several days. checks
from a number of prominent people
who desired to be enrolled as subs1rlb-
ers Of the guarantee fund. Mr. and
r, G. Easton Of New York are among
the latest donors.
The closing rehearsal Of the forty IN.
struments OF the orchestra has been
held, and a select number of musical
people who listened to II were IN rap
lures over the numbers, especially those
to be rendered by Mr., Mcclellan, who
presides at the piano. and has the dis
tlnction OF having the entire 40 men act
as his accompanies, reversal OF the
usual order Of things Mr.. Carlsons
numbers also elected the highest praise,
and the selections by the orchestra for
tonlght's event II Is generally conceded,
are the most effective OF any which Mr.,
Shepherd has yet presented. The pro-
gram, In fact, Is a distinct concession
along popular lines, and will be sure to
be appreciated accordingly,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
CHURCH NOTICES.

The regular sem-annual meeting OF
the board Of directors Of the National
Woman's Relief Society," viii be held on
Tuesday, April 4, 1905, ne 3 o'clock
p. M In room 500 Templeton building in
this city.
BATHSHEBA w. SMITH
President.
EMMELINE b. WELLS,
Secretary.
There will be a meeting OF the gem
eral stake and local officers Of the Mu-
tual Improvement associations held IN
the Fourteenth ward assembly hall,
Saturday, April 8, 1905, at p IN,
All interested in Mutual Improve
ment work are cordially invited to at
tend
MARIA Y. DOUGALL,
MARTHA H. TINGEY.
ANN NJ. CANNON,
General Secretary
The Ensign stake will meet In quar-
terly conference Sunday, March 26.
Meetings al 1880 a. m. and p. m.
Bishops and other presiding officers will
kindly announce the conference IN their
meetings. Note the hour Of the morn
ing session.
RICHARD w. YOUNG,
JOSEPH S. WELLS
JOHN NJ, KNIGHT,
The regular monthly meeting OF the
Pioneer Stake Sunday School Union viii
be held IN the Seventh ward assembly
rooms, Monday March 20, mt 1880 n. m,
A full attendance Is desired.
JAMES N. LAMBERT, Supt
JESSIE BUCHANAN, sec'y
The Ensign Stake Sunday School
Union meeting win be held Monday
evening, March 20, at O'clock In tho
Twenty-first ward Westinghouse, A
full attendance Is requested.
GEO. II. WALLACE,
JOS " SMITH,
ARTHUR w. BROWN.
Stake Superntendency
A, j. SWENSON,
Secretary
A conference of the Lesser PRIEST
hood residing In the Granite Stake will
be held at the stake tabernacle, Mon
day. March 20, 1905 AT 2, 50 p. m,
Bishops and counselors are invited to
attend
FRANK Y. TAYLOR,
EDWIN BENNION,
JOHN NJ, CANNON.
The regular monthly meeting OF the
High Priests quorum Of the Jordan
stake of Zion win be held in the Cres-
cent ward Westinghouse on Saturday,
March 25. 1905, at II a. m. An inter-
ested are Invited 10 attend,
ROBERT ELLWOOD
JOSEPH ], WILLIAMS,
MEALS ANDERSON.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
NEW USE FOR sPuDs.
Union Pacific 20 Utilize Potatoes to
Purify water for locomotives,

Purify water for locomotives,
Special Correspondence.
Cheyenne, Wyo., March lS-After
spending many thousands OF dollars for
water purifying plants on the Wyoming
division, the Union Pacific is preparing
TO make series Of experiments with an
entirely new purifyer--common Irish
potatoes.
workman employed at the plant OF
the Carnegie Steel company Home
stead, recently made the discovery that
q bushel OF potatoes placed In loco
motive boiler OF water would remove
all impurities from the water ana ren-
der It ht for steaming purposes This
discovery attracted the attention OF
the railroads OF the entire counry and
particularly the Union Pacific, which
has had difficulty with it's Wyoming
division water ever since the road was
built
Several costly water purifying plants
have been erected ON the Wyoming d.
vision, largest OF which is at Chey-
enne.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
DIED..

RUTHERFORD In the rear Of 22a south
Fourth West street, this city, March 10.
1905 Of rheumatism Of the heart. Leon
u Rutherford, aged SO years. months
and II days.
Deceased was recording secretary OF
Salt Lake Lodge No. SO Railway Car
Men OF America, and member Of tho
Royal Arcanum. The remains are at the
parlors Of Joseph William Taylor. No
services will be held In this city Body
will be shipped to Minneapolis for burial.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
MISSIONARY
REUNIONS.

There will be a reunion Of the Elders
and Saints of the Manchester confer
once held in the Ninth ward meeting
house, Fifth East and Fourth South,
Salt Lake city Saturday evening, April
S, at 1880 o'clock An Elders that have
lahored IN the Manchester conference
and Saints are invited to be present
and Join In the renewing old acquaint-
ances, and have good od-fashloned
handshake and spend a social evening
together. A short spicy program will
be rendered, after which refreshments
VIII be served
THOMAS BLAKE,
President.
JOSEPH s, BRoADBENT,
Secretary.
The Scottish Missionary society will
Hold its regular semi-annual reunion
In the Seventh ward assembly hall,
Fifth South. between West Temple and
First West streets Friday, April T.
commencing at 3 p. m. During the
evening there viii be an enjoyable pro-
gram refreshments and dancing All
Elders and Saints OF the Scottish con-
ference are cordially invited to be
present
DAVID o. M'KAY,
ALEX, BUCHANAN, JR.,
Secretary.
A reunion OF the Colorado Missionary
society Will be held at the home OF Eli
der Arthur Taylor, 40 South First
West street, Saturday April s, at s D..
m. An returned Elders, Saints from
the mission, and friends are invited A
good time Is assured
Il. IL. SIDDOWAY,
President.
ARTHUR TAYLOR,
Secretary.
lions Samoan association reunion will
be held Thursday, April 6. 1905, at p.
M I'm the Beesley music store, No. "a
East Temple street All returned Ell
ders and Saints with their families and
friends are invited to be present There
win be an election Of officers for the
ensuing year. All parties Interested In
this mission are requested TO send their
present address 10 JOS r, Witbeck, 2l1
Paxton avenue, Salt Lake CITY.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
Hoods ydrSapdriUa
and Puts

Eradicate 1t, positively and absolute
ly, This statement Is based on the
thousands OF permanent cures these
medicines have wrought.
"My daughter bad scroiua, with eleven
sores on her neck and about her ears. Hoods
sarsaparlllA was highly recommended and
she took II and was cured. She 10 now 10
good health Mrs. J. II. JOINS, Parker
City, Ind,
Moods earsaparllIa promises 20
euro AND keeps the promise.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
HoAduOhos and Neuraigisfrom Colds

Laxative Bromo Qunlne, the worldwide
Cold and Grip remedy, removes the cause.
Call for the full name and look for sigma
ture Of u. w Grove. BE-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
To Earn More Learn More.

175 courses Of instruction by mall Intr.
Corr, School 202 Scott Strevel Bldg A..
II. Neslen, Agt
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
TODAYS TEMPERATURE.

a Guaranteed Cure For Pilo,
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrudlns
Piles Your druggist will refund money
II PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure you
IN six IA fourteen days Toe.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
CcrofuLd
II is commonly Inherited.

II is commonly Inherited,
Few are entirely free from u,
Pale, weak, puny children are
afflicted with it in nine cases out OF
ten, and many adults suffer from 1t,
Common indications are punches ia
the neck, assesses, cuianeous erup-
tons, innamcd eyclids, sore cars,
ricketts,, catarrh, wasting, and general
debility.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
SITUATION wAnrrn

YOUNG GIRL WITH -pr',,,.. c.--
erences would like nesi, LEST OF RrF
ano stenographer. kddrsVSu az typewrits-,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-20
FOR SALE,

,iLNE TOULOUSE GO0 Sr,- ---..---....
from mature stock Bell 'p6o1Sss ~. EGGS
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
MrsOaro Wilson

The following letter is only one OF
many thousands which are on file in
the Pinkham Office, and go to prove
beyond question that Lydia K. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound must be q,
remedy of great merit, otherwise il
could not produce such marvellous re-
suits among sick and ailing ONE
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
about nine months ago / was a great suf-
ferer with womb trouble, which caused me-
severe pain extreme nervousness n fire.
quent headaches, from which the doctor
failed to relieve me. l tried Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and within -
short time felt better, and after taking five
bottles of it l was entirely cured. / therefore
heartily recommend your Compound as O.
splendid uterine tonic. 1t makes the monthly
periods regular and without pain and what
a blessing it is TO find such a remedy after 20
many doctors fail to help you. / am pleased
to recommend it to all suffering p
Mrs. Sara Wilson, 81 East Sd Street, Cincin~
natl, Ohio.
If you have suppressed or painful
menstruation, weakness of the stom-
ach, Indigestion, bloating, leucorrhea-
flooding. nervous prostratiOn, dizzi'
ness, faintness, "don't-care" and
Observation-Disclosures feeling, ex-
citability, backache or the blues, these
are sure indications of female weak
ness, some arrangement of the uterus
or ovarian trouble. In such cases there
is one tried and true remedy-Lydia-
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
FOuud at Last.

Aston, Mich, March l3th.-(Special)-
After suffering for twenty years from
Rheumatism and Kidney Troubles, and
spending a fortune in doctors and medi-
cines that brought him no relief, Mr..
James Culet of this place has found a
complete cure for all his aches, pains and
weakness, in Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Naturally Mr.. Culet feels much elated
over his cure and gives great credit to
the remedy that gave him health.
EYES," Mr.. Quiet says, my Rheuma-
tism and Kidney Troubles are all gone
and / feel like a new man. Dodd's Kid
ney Pills did it. Before / used them
spent a small fortune on doctors and
one remedy and another. / ch~eerfully
recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills to any
one suffering from Rheumatism or Kid
ney Trouble"
Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure sick
kidneys, Healthy kidneys take all the
uric acid-the cause of Rheumatism-out
of the blood. That's why Dodd's Kidney
Pills always cure Rheumatism.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
Gratifying Reports Received.

Superintendent of Education
Whitfield has received many graft
flying reports of interest being man
ifested in the next series of uniform
meetings of county associations of
teachers to be held throughout the
State on March 25. The question
Of better school houses, especially in
the rural districts, is the vital SUBJ
ject to be discussed, and Superin-
tendent Whitfield believes that the
meetings of the 25th will result in
many substantial improvements be-
ing made.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
MISSISSIPPI MATTERS,
Hardware Store In His stomach.

A dispatch from Jackson relates
the following startling fact as hav-
ing developed at n of the State IN
situations in that city:
-Four years ago a young man -
years of age was sent from Jones
county to the asylum and placed in
| charge of DR.. Buchanan. He seemed
to be broken down and suffering
from some strange malady, a vast
ing kind of disease. In course OF
time the hospital authorities began
to treat him for consumption. 1t
was noticed that he had a mania for
eating plaster off the walls of the
building, and that did not seem to
agree with him, wherefore he was
confined in one of the wards of the
institution instead of being given
the run Of the premises. A few
nights since he ate a hearty supper
and retired, but in a short while
called for water. The water vas
supplied, and half an hour later the
attendant went after the bucket and
found the mar dead.
can autopsy was held and it was
found that death did not come from
lung trouble. The examination
was then extended to the stomach,
and the physicians were simply
dumbfounded at what they found,
which was as follows: Six brass
wrenches, such as used on water fau-
Gets; ten brass and iron screws,
eight iron and brass nuts, eight iron
and brass washers, ten pieces of bent
wire, seventy-fve iron and steel
nails, some three inches long; fifty
three brass pins, five keys, forty
nine pieces of tin, one 10-cent piece,
one penny, one glass bottle stopper,
and a miscellaneous collection of
bits of glass which seemed to have
been chewed up. There was also
enough collar buttons and buttons
Of other varieties to have stocked a
haberdasher store, rocks, pebbles,
crockery and other articles too nu-
merous to mention, and all of which
was encased in plaster and cement.
"The case is the most remarkable
that has ever developed in the State
of Mississippi and the physicians
have preserved the stomach collec-
ton to be exhibited at the medical
societies. During his stay of four
years at the asylum the patient did
not seem to suffer any pains in the
stomach"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
oktibbeha County Roads.

The Board of Supervisors of Ok
tibbeha county have let 159 miles of
public roads of the county to be
worked by contract, 100 miles at
$20.50 per mile and 80 miles at
$500 per mile. There is a 1-mill
road tax levied, which goes toward
payment for working roads, and ey-
cry man living on the road to be
worked subject to road duty pays 81
or works ten days.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
Preparing for a Big Corn Crop.

Parties from the delta state that
very little blowing for the crop Of
this year has been done in that sec
ton, but the planters are now pre-
pairing to go at the matter in ear
nest. All are united in saying that
there will be a reduction of cotton
acreage in the. delta. Land that
was last year planted in cotton, for
the most part, will this year be
planted in corn. Preparations arc
being made for a large corn crop.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18

GEO. W. RENOFF. no appetite. When
doctors failed to help me began using
Doan's Kidney Pills and improved until
my back vas strong and my appetite
returned. During the four years since
1 stopped using them l have enjoyed
excellent health. The cure was per-
manent."
(Signed) GEORGE W. REMOTE.
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price, so cents.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
SCREAMED AT NIGHT.
Baby Scratched Until face Was Raw
and BieeStag-Ecsema Cured
by Cuticura.

For over iEo years my little baby girl
suffered with a raw, itching and painful
eczema on her head and face, the pain
causing her to scream day and night, and
eral doctors, but without success. Unless
We kept her hands tied she would scratch
until her face was like raw beef. One cake
OF Cuticura Soap and two boxes of Cuti-
csura Ointment completely cured her,
healing her face without mark or blem.
lsh. (Signedl w. j. Morgan, Orchard
Town, New Lambton, New South Wales,
Australia"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
Mncaronf Wheat.

Salzer's strain of this Wheat is the kind
which laughs at droughts and the ele-
ments and positively mocks Black Rust,
that terrible scorch!
It's sure of yielding 80 bushels of finest
Wheat the sun shines on per acre on good
H., Ia, Mich, Wis, o., Pa, Mo-, Neb.
lands and 10 to 60 bushels on arid lands!
No rust, no insects, no failure. Catalog
tells all about it.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18

man Of good repu-
Itation and stand
writes : "Five
years ago 1 was
suffering SO with
lmy back and kid
that 1 often
lhad to lay off.
THE kidney secre-
l%tions were I'M
natural, my legs
land stomach e
sswollen, and I had
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
Cotton Seed Famine Threatened.

The State is threatened with a
cotton seed famine and in the next
ten days th~ree-fourths Of the cotton
oil mills in the State will be forced
to close down for want Of seed.
This condition is said to be due to
an over production of oil mills rath-
er than a scarcity of seed.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
Ninth Bank for jackson.

It is reported in financial circles
that another bank is to be launched
in Jackson at an early date. 1t is
said that some of the best known
capitalists and fnanciers of the city
are behind the movement. Jackson
already has eight banks, nor than
any other city in the State, and if
the new one is established it will
make nine.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
White Man Killed, Negro Lynchet

DR.. W. B. Oliphant was shot to
death without cause at Helm Sta.
ton by an unidentified negro a few
days ago. The negro was later TAX
en- from an officer while aboard a
train on his way to the Washington
county Jail and lynched by an in
furiated mob Of citizens.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18

You think that an opportunity must
necessarily be something great and un
usual; but the fact is, the stepping stone
to the place above you is in the very
thing you are doing, in the way you do it;
it does not matter what it is.-Suecess
Mapazine.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-03-18
Lived Without Hope.

Don't growl SO. We can't all be born
with a silver spoon in our mouths, you
know" said the philosophic man.
NO" replied the pessimist, land if !
had been born that way, the spoon would
have choked me."-PhiladelphIa Press.