New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-10-03
THE TALK Of THE DAY.

Brokei Brokei Broke!
BY thy cold, gray stones, oh, seal
Can't even afford to utter
The thoughts that arise in me-
Oh we'll for the summer girl
That she smiles she fades away
Oh we'll for her suffering dad,
For he hasn't it all to pay
And wait for my ship to come in
To its haven under the HILL
For the landlords keeping my trunk in hook
Till pay my seasons bill
Broke! Broke! Broke!
At the foot Of thy crags, oh. sea!
But the days OF grace have long since fed
=" '-' l-'''0 --- GARREr SMITH
Lesson to Remem berthe protest against vac
actual occurrence at Topeka a few years ago 1t
had been peg rd by by s% ha snS9 CAV s
boy brought to his teacher from his mother
Taoeina tedo w tell you the reason when
was child was vacciinated' and 1t proved
fatal'-Ckansas City Journal
Joe satterthwaite of Douglass, Kan, who has
been conducting a civic righteousness campaign in
his town summed il up this epigram: eff there
is no hell, vast amount of material is going
to waste
THE WIND IN THE WOOD.
The wind is walking in the wood
They stand a they have always stood
They cannot wander where they please.
He murmurs to them soft and low
His witchery is all in vain;
They start and tremble to and fro,
But firmly rooted they remain
For on a midnight wild and black
When louder, fiercer came the call,
A birch tree in the tempest's track
Once struggled to escape their thralI
And To- at daybreak she was found
From her companions torn apart
her leary crest along the ground,
-CPhrbe Lyde ir Lppincott's Magazine
.Tbe ART or making Hamilton I.oa r,,11 .o - -
extinct the feather work Of the Aztecs," saws
The London Mail The reason for this decline of
knowledge is that the local school board insists
that children shall attend school, instead of learn
ing lacemaking
I hear that there is rumor going about that
we are engaged, Miss Johnson"
indeed MI Jones! What an insult to me! You
contTadicted 1t at once. Of course?'
almost anything, but'-.-dllustrated Bits '''
According to the latest assessments, the most
valued parcel OF land in Boston at the southwest
corner Of Winter ard Washington SITS It is as
sessed at about $50 a square foot, or at the rate
Of $S.276.4o0 This exceeds the highest
price paid for land in London but falls far
below the record Of the siriman corner. at Broad
way and Wall-st in this city which sold at 1888 p
square foot.
W qTTisa sa 1d member Of his flock to Brother
license fer a dozen watermelons?
But my wholesome advice ter you is ter eat de
Observation-Disclosures Constitution.
Colonel [. B. Pease who was for a long period
Editor and publisher of The Woonsocket Re
porter" responsible for many quaint sayings
and delicious bon-mots. Upon occasion ne at
tended a crowded reception in Harris Hail. and.
staying quite late, surprised to find hts hat
had been taken and very poor substitute left in
its stead, according to 1.-The Boston Herald" The
following night he called the attention of his read
ers to the fact in the following manner: The gen.
teman who inadvertently took our new silk tile
and left a very inferior article in its place will
do us infinite kindness by returning ours. He will
receive our warmest thanks and two apologies-an
apology for the trouble we have given him. and
the apology for hat he has left us
A suggestion-'"I said the senior partner.
do You think 2e t 6o sS Red OtG I9F cur ne"
Well replied the junior PaT.neTi ooJ ayoe wed
delphia Press.
A woman traveller who lately visited the Loo
choo Islands in the Pacific describes her first i'm
pressions in The North China Herald" The first !
thing that struck her landing the fact that |
the coolies who tumbled lazil aboard her ship |
were very much addicted TO the use Of hats and |
very little to the OF any other clothing" She |
continues: "I can best describe the hats by an
Of OF our party, What beautiful |
waste paper baskets they'd make! These hats were |
fastened on with loops OF thick. brown. hairy palm
under the chin. Every mans face ornarnented
with thin brownish black beard and mustache.
and it often hard to tell where the beard left
of and the hairy rope began. Wisps OF unkempt |
hair also struggled about the neck. giving TO the
nan the look OF savage creature. Taking in
these details, my eyes at last to the eyes OF
-hese seemingly wild savages, and lol looked into
arge soft black eyes. set wide apart. like those OF
The Illuminating animals And in their Depths lurked
!. good natured smile, just waiting 10 answer one
from me. I never got used to the homogeneous eff
'ect of those gentle eyes and that fierce beard on
zach other"
Beer for a COsset Lamb.-Mlllais's little maid with
he rabbit, Orphans. is general favoFite at the
picture exhibitions in the London slums.
ct do love that child" said a worktngman, she
lust talks TO If she was my own Another
picture with the same title by Waterow. repre-
tents lambs being brought up by hand In blossom
ng orchard. Mr.. Keir HardIe, ID. p. tho well
Known labor leader taking some children
Now. children he said. after telling them
about the country in the spring, what do you
hink she is giving the little lambs TO drink out OF
hat bother
"Besri' shouted every With OOnvi-<iAn.-erh.
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