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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
WHAT TO DO IF coNST!PATED
Summer-Bowel and Stomach Trouble
Q. What is the beginning of sickness?
A. Constipation.
q. What is Constipation?

@. What is the beginning of sickness?
A. Constipation.
q. What is Constipation?
A. Failure of the bowels to carry off the
waste matter which lies in the alimentary
canal where it decays and poisons the en-
tire system. Eventually the results are
death under the name of some other dis
ease. Note the deaths from typhoid fever
and appendicitis, stomach and bowel
trouble at the present time.
Q. What causes Constipation?
A. Neglect to respond to the call of
Nature promptly. Lack of exercise. Ex-
cessive brain work. Mental emotion and
improper diet.
Q. What are the results of neglected
Constipation?
A. Constipation causes more suffering
than any other disease. 1t causes rheuma-
tism, colds, ~fevers, stomach, bowel, kid
ney, lung and heart troubles, etc. 1t is
the one disease that starts all others. In
digestion, dyspepsia, diarrhea, loss of
sleep and strength are its symptoms
piles, appendicitis, and ~istula, are caused
by Constipation. Its consequences are
known to all physicians, but few suf-
ferers realize their condition until it is
too late. Women become confirmed in
valids as a result of Constipation.
y. DO physicians recognize this!
A. Yes. The first question your doctor
asks you is ARE you constipated!' That
is the secret.
Q. Can it be cured?
A. Yes, with proper treatment. The
common error is to resort to physics, such
as pills, salts, mineral water, castor oil, in
je%ctions, etc, every one OF which is In
furious. They weaken and increase the
malady. You know this by your own ex-
peripnpn
Q. What then should be done to cure
it?
A. Use the free coupon below at once.
Mull's Grape Tonic will positively cure
Constipation and in the shortest space Of
time. No other remedy has before been
known to cure Constipation positively and
permanently.
Q. What is Mulls Grape Tonic?
A. 1t is a Grape Compound that exerts
a peculiar healing influence upon the in
testines, strengthening the muscles of the
work unaided. The process is gradual but
sure. 1t is not a physic. 1t is unlike any
thing else you have ever used, but it
cures Constipation, dysentery and bowel
trouble. Having a rich, frulty grape flavor,
it is pleasant to take. As a hot weather
tonic it is unequaled i~nsuring the system
against diseases so fatal in hot weather,
Q. Where. can Mull's Grape Tonic be
had?
A. Your druggist sells it. The dollar
bottle contains nearly three times the oO.-
cent size, but if you write to-day you will
receive the first bottle free with instruc-
tons. This test will prove its worth.
WRITE FOR THIS FREE BOTTLE
TODAY.
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

George Bates was killed by & rain
while sitting on the track near Pied
mont. He was deaf and did not hear
the whistle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Notable ARRESTS

Sir Thomas Upton, Lord Ports
mouth, Sir Walter Palmer and Sir
Daniel Gooch were all arrested the
same day recently for driving their
automobiles al a high rate of speed
over English highways. officers at
Oldham hailed to court % motorists
within "a hours, the fines assessed
amounting to $1,000.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Fought OF His Rescuer.

W. F. Graham, aged 20, vas drowned
10 Rock Island park lake at Windsor.
Graham and Frank Thompson were
swimming across the lake, and the lat
ter, noticing that Graham was tagging
behind, asked him what was the mat
ter. Graham replied that he was about
to give out. Thompson swan to him
and pulled him 20 or 30 yards, Graham
fighting him the entire distance.
Thompson called for assistance, and
although several persons were near,
they failed to lend aid. The body was
recovered, and was taken to the home
Of his father, John Graham, living at
Walker.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
FIFTEEN YEARS OF TORTURE
itching and Painful Sores Covered
Head and B~ody-Cured in a
Week by Cuticura.

For fifteen years my scalp and fore.
head was one mass of scabs, and my body
was covered with sores. Words cannot
express how | suffered from the itching
and pain. | tried many doctors and
treatments, but could get no help, and
had given up hope when a friend told me
to get Cuticura. After bathing with Cuti-
cura Soap and applying Cpticgra ONT
clear as ever, and to my surprise and JOY,
one cake Of soap and one box of ONT
ment made a complete cure in one week.
lSigned) II. B. Franklin, III Washington
St., Allegheny, Pa"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Kings Anarchist Chauffeur.

King Leopold, of Belgium, employs
as chauffeur n Marcel, who is a pro-
nounced anarchist. He has been
warned against the man by the police
Of France, Germany and Belgium, but
pays no heed to their council. He likes
the way Marcel pilots his automobile
through parks and along highways and
is not alarmed for his own safety.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Got His Signature.

A gentleman preparing a work on
corporation regalia wrote to the mayor
Of a certain small town, asking for a
photograph of the 'mayoral insignia"
The mayor, it is said, replied that he
was very pleased to be able comply
with so slight a request, and sent the
gentleman his autograph in a fine bold
hand.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Photographs on Linen,

Since the process of photographing
upon silk and linen has been brought
to such perfection in France, many
persons have their portraits made upon
their linen instead of their names or
initials. The portraits are not injured
by washing.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
The Starving spaniards

Madrid, Aug. 12.-The situation In
The provinces arising from the semi.
starving condition Of many farming
communities is becoming alarming
Dispatches from Malaga report that
5000 laborers r overrunning that
district and threatening property.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Knows Americans.

Baron Komura, while o student in
Harvard law school, from which he
was graduated in 1877. avoided going
into society, although urged to do so
by his classmate, Baron Kaneko, and
there was no lack of opportunity. With
some far-sightedness Komura said he
wanted to see American life outside of
conventional society. He was a close
student of English and american lit
erature.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

A slangy young lady visited the zoo,
and returned disguised. She remarked
that the lions were SO tame they were
something fierce."-N. D. fines Democrat.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Worlds Oldest Thing.

Mexican botanists believe they have
discovered the Oldest thing in the world
in a cypress of Chepultepec, the trunk of
which is 11S feet in circumference, and
the age of which is calculated as 5000
years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

Million ]. Hudson, the postmaster at
Hale, Carroll county, dropped dead Of
heart disease. He was a veteran Of the
civil war.
Dropped Dead on Camping Trip.
William Hannah dropped dead whilc
camping with a party on the CiTiloa
river. neal Kirksville.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
No Indication Yet.

"And are you going TO make a musician
of your boy?" asked the friend, as he
patted the professors baby on the cheek,
81 don't know yet replied the musical
man.
"Oh, no, of course you don't! l for
got, he hasn't any hair yet, has hep
Yonkers Statesman.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
FREE BOTTLE COUPON.

Send. this coupon with your name and
address aud druggists name, for a free bottle
of Muli's Grape Tonic for Stomach aud
Bowels to
MULL's GRAPE TOXIC Co, 147 Third Ave,
Rock Island, Ill.
Gips Full Address and Write Plainly.
The Sl.00 bottle coitains nearly three times
the SOC size. Atdrug stores.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
A Ninety-Nine-Year sentence.

Dallas, Tex, Aug. 1.-THE Jury re-
turned a verdict Of guilty and assessed
punishment Of James Jones at 50 years
in penitentiary for killing r. r. Lyles
and wife. Lyles had been intimate with
Jones wife.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

Washington, Aug. 1.-THE commits.
sioner OF the general land office. has
withdrawn from entry $4,000 acres Of
land in the Waterville (Wash.) land
Office. The land is to be used in on
nection with the reclamation works.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Changing Temperature.

Waggsby-Hear about Braggsby's
sudden demise?
Naggsby-No. What caused it?
HE was in his shirt sleeves when the
recent hot wave ended and took down
with pneumonia before he could slip
his coat on."-Baltimore American.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
The Mikado'S Fare.

The Japanese emperor's daily fare is
strictly Japanese. His breakfast con-
sists of bean soup and a few other
dishes. but his dinner is an elaborate
n of 20 courses His b~anquets are
European and expensive.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Their First Cloud.

The young woman in the stern Of the
little boat had whispered softly the
word Eyes"
But stay right where you are" she
added, hastily. IF you try to kiss me
you'll upset the boat"
How do you know" h~oarsely demand
ed Jack, a horrible suspicion already tax
ing possession OF Inn Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
His First Day the Last.

Valentine Door, aged 10, fell down
an elevator shaft in the Thiebes-Stier.
lin music house in st. Louis and was
killed. 1t was his first day Of work
for the firm.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Tnconlr1ete.

Jones-What did you think Of the
Louvre gallery?
Smith Gust back)-Oh, the pictures
are pretty good, but there are no jokes
underneath them.-N. Y. Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

A mans family went away for a sum
mer vacation and left him at home with
the parrot. When his wife returned she
said to the parrot: Has poor Polly been
lonesomey" The parrot shook itself and
replied: Gimme a stack of whites"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
BLOOD MARRIAGES..

In every 1000 marriages in England
Fl are solemnized between first cousins.
Among the nobility the rate is much
higher, amounting to As in 1000.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Trading Territories.

France has just given the parish of
Neville-aux-Tonneaux to Belgium, and
that nation has abandoned Riezes to
France, the latter country gaining
about 70 square yaras of territory by
the transaction.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Girls Mother Held.

The corners jury at st. Joseph
found that Laura Humble came to her
death by poison administered by some
unknown person. The mother of the
girl is under arrest.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Mrs. Meyers, Appeal Granted.

The appeal of Mrs, Aggie Meyers to
the supreme court has been granted,
and the case will not be reached until
October. Mrs. Meyers was found guilty,
at Liberty, of numbering her husband.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Folk and warner speak.

Gov. Folk and Senator Warner ad-
dressed the old soldiers reunion at
Humansville. Gov. Folk ~discoursed on
good government, while the senator
confined his remarks more to the vet
Grams.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
International

1.-THE agreement among Italy, Germany
and Austria is called a driebund, isn't
it,"
EYES,"
"Well, what's the pact between France
and Russia called?"
"A moribund, | suppose!'-N. y. Times
Democrat.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Cool Place.

A farmhouse near Minehead, Somer-
set, is situated in so deep a hollow that
for three months of the year the suns
rays do not fall upon it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Darwin Refuted.

Father-Yes, my son; according to Oar
win. our ancestors were monkeys.
kindergarten Geolfrey-But, papa,
don't believe that. l shall be an an
cestor myself some time, and I'm not a
monkey.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
warninE to Reckless Chaufreurs.

Philadelphia, Aug. 12.-William Hem
ry Myers, a chauffeur, was convicted Of
involuntary manslaughter and sem
fenced to IS months Imprisonment for
running down and ...;Iing fiv~e-year-old
Eldon Sarvef.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

George Mitchell, charged with dyna-
hitting fish in Dry Fork creek, pleaded
guilty before Justice Hume and was
fined $500 and costs at Rolla.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
on Eve OF Marriage.

Albert Matthews, aged 10, fell into
the shaft Of the Phoenix mine at Webb
City, and was killed a few hours DO
fore the time set for his marriage.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

Fourteen hundred acres Of coal lands
two miles northeast Of Paris have been
transferred to the Paris Coal Co. Tho
purchase price was 100000.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Normal Student Drowned.

Virgil Barron, a normal student at
Kirksville, was drowned in the Chart
ton river near that city. The body
was recovered and sent to his home
in Derby, la.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Tcls of Two Cities,

The Philadelphia epicure had just or
dered snails.
"You cannibal." exclaimed the New
Yorker.-Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
killed by Falling Beam.

James Smith, aged 80, was almost in
stantly killed in st. Louis by an iron
beam falling on him in a building in
which he was working. 2
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
The Shah's Fans.

On his recent visit to Paris the shah
of Persia was famed, night and day,
by relays of perspiring attendants.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

Gov. Folk has issued orders to the
police of st. Joseph and Kansas City.
to close all the immoral houses run.
ming under the guise Of hotels.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Irrelevancies.

Faith, hope and charity! Cherish
the first, preach the second and be 81
lent as to the last.-N. 0. Times-pemo-
crat.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

When q man sits at a girls feet under .
tree and plays a banjo to her, she thinks
that is the way they would go on do
ing after they were married and had
seven children.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Wants Cats Killed.

Prof. Clifton F. Hodge urges the ex-
termination of cats on ecoun OF their
destruction Of birds.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
American Vines in FRANCE.

Introduction Of American vines in
French vineyards has increased the yield
from Is to % barrels an acre to from 80
to 4S barrels.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Norwich, N. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
It Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-IIase is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, %callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Adyentists' Camp Meeting.

The Seventh Day Adventists are
holding their annual ten-day camp
meeting at Liberty park, Sedalia. There
Is a large attendance.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
A NEWS


Mrs. Mabel Eldridge, a young wom-
an, charged with bigamy, was brought
into Macon from Forest, ILL.,, by Sheriff
Graves. The prosecuting attorney at
tempted to interview her, but she de-
clined to talk, chewed gum, and held
her head down. 1t is charged that she
was married to Hiram Eldridge, O Linn
county farmer, when she was Is, and
on May 80 last was married to Albert
Herring, Of Macon, by Rev. Pool. Her
ring was arrested 500 afterwards and
is o In Jail, Eldrige made no effort
to recover his wife, and has not writ
ten to her since she left. When asked
whether she would give bond or stay
in Jail, Mrs. Eldridge said: Guess I'll
have to take the JAIL" She has light
golden hair and is very childish look
ing, being only % years old.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

Lewis "Single Binder" The richest
quality cigar on the market at Straight
SC. Always reliable. You pay lac for
cigars not so good. Lewis factory, Pc
ORA, LII.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Child Bitten by RattIesnake.

Mary, the 1~2-year-old daughter of A.
B. McCory, a prominent farmer ana
stockman Of Audrain county, was Sc
verely bitten by a rattlesnake. The rep
tile was four feet long and had IL rat
ties. The child will live.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

The genuine has a date and number
stamped on the label-take 10 other from
your druggist.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

DR.. J. H. Hefflen, representing a New
York medicine house, committed sui
eide with s%trychnine and morphine In
a BooEville hotel.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

If milliners would confne their window
displays to 98-cent hats, it wouiu do much
to induce bachelors 10 take a hand in tn,
matrimonial game.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Standards Oil Cans ShOrts

The Kansas City Inspector Of
weights and measures tested several
ive-gallon measures used by the driv-
ers of the Standard Oil Co. in deliver
ing oil, and declared, after the exami-
nation, that each of fifteen out Of twen-
ty-one measures lacked one-half pint
of holding five gallons. The inspector
took possession of the alleged short
measures, and they will be used as evil
dence against the oil company.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

When the Vandalia fast mail backed
into the st. Louis union station, in
spectors examining the cars found the
right hand, arm, shoulder and part Of
a mans back, probably what was left
Of some poor tramp stealing a ride on
tha trucks.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

"A wicked mans frown is less danger Gus
than the smile OF q hypocrite.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17

Judge w. A. Clymas, a veteran of
the civil war, died at the home Of his
brother at Bevier, aged 66. He was a
prominent Mason.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-08-17
Conductors Skull Fractured.

James Settles, a railroad conductor,
vas probably fatally injured while
switching cars at O'Fallon. He sus-
tanned a fractured skull. He was re-
moved to his home at Moberly, and
physicians say there is a slight chance
for his recovery.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-16
Remains Laid Away.

The funeral services over the re-
mains OF Charles J. Freese we're hel d
at O'Clock yesterday afternoon. A
short service was held at the house at
which only the Immediate family and
few friends were present, the service
being conducted by the Rev. George
8. Parker Of the NJ. 4. church. after
which the casket containing the body
was removed to Union hall, being
under escort of the Uniform Rank,
W. of W and a delegation Of about
forty Odd Fellows, most Encampment
mem bers. At the hall the ritual
service of the Woodmen was held. the
Rev. Parker again speaking few
words of consolation and offering
prayer. At the grave the service was
under the auspices of Florence En-.
campment No. As, branch of the l.
o. o F., of which deceased was the
head officer. Quite goodly number
accompanied the remains to Highland
cemetery.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-16

Members OF A. o. o. p. Notice.
The American Order of Protection
will meet only on the LIST and ard
Thursday nights of each month.
n. A. REIrES Se1y. No AZ.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-16
Court News.

Miss Jones, q colored woman Of
Brookside, was up before Judge San
ders last evening charged with de-
frauding livery stable keeper.
Charles Hudspeth swore to the COM
plant. The girl with dusky skin
was sentenced to thirty days in the
county Jail if she did not settle he
account with given time. The
amount of the livery bill and the costs
of the court is gee So. which makes it
very expensive driving for M iss Jones.
Siscero Fernandez was given a
chance to air his troubles to Judge
Sanders yesterday afternoon. He was
charged by his wife with assault and
battery upon her person. pleaded
guilty and was sentenced to ninety
days in the county Jail. The wife
pleaded to have examination but to
this the court would not agree but
ths judge decided to suspend the
Jail sentence pending Siscero's good
behavior.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-16
Why Not See Mexico.

Forty y-eiRbt hours travel will take
you from the cold clustering North
ern winter to land OF sunshine aud
flowers. What Egypt and India are te
the old world. Mexico is to the new.
"a land of white sunshine. reAolent
with flowers; land of gay costumes.
ulnbliug churches. and old converts
land of kindly greetings, of extreme
courtesy. of open, broad hospitality.
1t WAS more than enough to .revel in
an Italisn sun. lighting up . semi.
tropical land; to look up to white
capped peaks, towering into blue to
look down upon wjnd-swept PLAINS,
enoircled by ragged chains of noun
tains; and to realize that today in itt
varied scenery, costumes, architec-
ture. street life. canals crowded with
flower laden boats, market places
tbronRed with gayly dressed natives,
faded church interiors. and bandoDed
convents. Mexico is the most marvel.
ously picturesque country under the
'un. A tropical Venice, A Semi bar
barous Spainl new Holy Land. 4"
For rates and information write.
T. e. Fisher. G. P. A.,
o. & 8. Ry.. Denver. Colorado.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-16
Beaver Creek News.

William Ayne and Mrs Ada r..
Toof both we'll known and highly
respected ranch people If this county
were married ON st. Valentines day at
Beaver.
Newton Shesffer gave Valentine
dance at his rome Tuesday night.
Jesse McCurry and family have
moved to Florence where Mr.. Moour-
ry has secured employment with Ed.
win Lobach.
Essie Klinger has gone to Florence
on visit.
d. E. Bepfield and wife have re.
turned from . visit to GAlesburg.
Illinois 1t is their intention of NOV
lug to Denver to reside.