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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10
OFF FOR NEHALEM.

Fourty.Four young people of this
city and neighborhood departed yester'
day for Nehalem and the Hopyards
of G. Gronnell, The picking price is SOC
per box and the Nehalem hops this
years is said to be the largest and fin.
est in years.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10
Got OF Cheap.

He may well think, he has got of
cheap, who, after having contracted
constipation or indigestion, is still able
to perfectly restore his health. Moth.
ing will do this but DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. 4 quick, pleasant, and certain
cure for headache, constipation etc,
25c at Chas. Rogers drug store; guar.
anteed.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10
THE TELEGRApH'S NEW RATE.

The swift steamer Telegraph leaves
Calender dock, Astoria, daily, for Port
land. except Friday, at . o'clock ?. M
arriving in Portland ut $; 30 p. M. A
round trip fare of S225 has been estab.
l,hed for the next 90 days, going into
effect today. No better way TO observe
the beauties of the Columbia river
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10
NOW IN DENVER.

Captain q. l.. Goodale Qumtcrlnastcr
L. $. A., who for several years has been
in charge OF construction at the mill
tary post here, and who Is now with the
Grand Army host in Denver, Colorado,
has been assigned to duty at Boston,
and will report there for duty in due
course.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10

In tue place of tine regular Saturday
night dance at the Breakers, an ell
aborate farewell program was rendered
by the Philharmonic Orchestra Their en-
thusiasiastic admirers We're charmingly
surprised at the brillianey which marked
the rendition of each number. The pro-
gram was as follows: Carmen" march,
Bizet; Solitude" Eilenberg, selection
"Mocking Bird" Rosenfel; sextet from
Lucia: cornet solo. selected, Miss
Bessie Datesman; Hungarian Fantasie,
Tobain; melody in F. Rubenstein; Pop
pies" Moret.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10
TO PORTLAND S7.7s.

The O. r. & n. company will continue
TO sell tickets until October 18th from
Astoria to Portland and return for 1925.
good returning until October 81, 1905.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10
OCCIDENT HOTEL.
DINNER.
Bill Of Fare Sunday.
Chicken Broth.

Pickles Olives
Fillet Of Sole. Tartar Sauce.
Boiled Spring Chicken, Cream Gravy,
Scalloped Oysters.
Boiled Ok Tongue, Caper Sauce.
Banana Fritter-.
Roast Lamb, Mint Sauce.
Prime Ribs Of Beef.
Mashed Potatoes. Boiled Potatoes.
Corn on Cob. Summer Squash.
Lobster Salad, Mayonaise.
Apple Lemon Cream Blackberry.
English Plum Pudding, Hard and
Brandy Sauce.
Fruit. Coffee. Nuts and Raisins.
Watermelon.
Ice Tea. Buttermilk.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10

A party from Seayiew spent delight.
full day at Oyster Bay Friday. Taking
thier lunch they drove up early in the
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10

A pleasant evening was spent Satur'
day BY the guests at Hackney cottage
A card party and candy.puling fur
nished amusement for those present
Five Aundred was played. t
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10

Borroughs--Won't let me have cent,
Ell, Well I'm deceived in you.
Markley-That'- not my fault.
Bououghs No. it- the ianlt of some
OF your friends; they told mo that you
had more money than brains.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-09-10
North Shore Doings
The Week Across the River by Our
Staff Correspondent

morning, and the su~ess of the day
was proven by their return, which was
DELAYED until late in the evening.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

bine engines and 900 tonnage. These.
it is thought, will take the place of all
cruisers and scouts in the future. This
is the natural result of the demonstra-
ton in the Japan and Yellow seas that
faster battleships with heavier guns
can keep out of harms way while
sinking slower enemy with inferior
guns at long range.
II is probable that the example of
Great Britain viii be followed by other
nations that desire 70 maintain preten
sion of sea power.
The American bureau of naval con
struction has been feeling its way fol-
two or three years towards the design
of battleships armed only with 12-inch
guns. though it has not yentured tC
ask for q knots speed. 1t is suspected
that the delay in designing the two bat
tIeships authorized by the last session
of congress was due TO desire to OBJ
tain the very latest patterns for fash
iOnable battleships.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
IN THE SUBURBS.
FOSTER.

Foster. July 11.-Miss Lucia Steen
of Muscatine. visited from Friday over
Sunday with AriZon Watson.
Miss Nellie Alshager of Muscatine
spent Sunday with Carrie Fryermauth.
Miss Bessie Gillett pleasantly enter
tanned the Misses Bessie and Laura
Porter from Muscatine over Sunday.
A nleasant COMPANY assembled at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. F. Z. Gillett
Sunday. Mr.. and Mrs. Porter from
Muscatine drove over and Mrs. Wat
son and Mrs. Spiller also came. Mr..
and Mrs. J. Bouser and daughters, Del
la and Loretta also spent Sunday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Gillett.
Rev. J. X. Spiller preached at Hazel
dell Sunday al 8 p. m.
J. II. Foster and daughter, Kate, eX-
pect to depart for Rochester, y. Y,
this week for a visit of several months.
Miss Kate Foster spent Saturday
and Sunday in Rock Island visiting
friends.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

Many men who are in the public eye
today are noted for their ability TO
make every waking minute count.
When President Roosevelt goes for
a gallop he slips into the pocket of his
riding coat paper and pencil. If dur
ing his ride he should frame a reply
to some difficult question brought to
his attention, he jots IL down immedi-
atcly and does not trust to his memory
President LoUbet. of France. settles
some of the monotOnous questions of
state at his breakfast table, when he
is practically alone and before his rea-
soninG powers are distracted by small
and petty questions. Lord Rothschild
commences his days work in bed. He
receives his confidential men. not only
in bed. but while he Is dressing and
breakfasting. DIR. Ingram, bishop of
London. is Obliged to travel a great
deal. and he has a special kind Of
electric reading lamp fitted into the
inside of his carriage so that while he
is being whirled through the streets of
London in the evening he can keep up
his literary work.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
CUTICURAIROWSHAIR
crusted Seals CIeansed and
Purified byCuticura Soap

Assisted by 1igh dressings of Cuti-
cura, the great kin cure. This
treatment at one stops falling hair,
removes crusts, Gales, and daudruff,
destroys hair paasites, soothes irri-
tated, itching sunces, stimulates the
hair follicles, 1ocens the scalp skin,
supplies the zoos with energy and
nourishment, andnakes the hair grow
upon a sweet, rholesOme, healthy
scalp when all ell. fails.
Complete eternal and internal
treatment for ecry humOur, from
pi1nples to scrofda, from infancy to
age, consisting Q Cuticura Soap,
Ointment, and Pts, may now be had
of all druggists Tor one dollar. A
single set is ofta sufficient to cure
the most distressing cases.
Cuticurs Resolvcnt qu. and in the form Of Chocolate
C0aed Pills, CutiCura Oilent and Cuticura soap
solo throughout the wort Potter Drug Chem Corp,
l37 Columbus Ave, BOstol Sole PrOpTietOIs.
nF- Send for "iIow e Cure Livery Humour, and
SHOW to Have Beautiful hir."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
Cured Of Chronic Diarrhoea After Ten
Years Of Suffering.

81 wish to say few words in praise
of Chamberlain's ChoIic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy" says Mrs. Matte
Burge, of Martinsville, Va. 81 suffered
from chronic diarrhoea for ten years
and during that time tried various med
icines without obtaining any relief.
Last summer one of my children was
taken with cholera mOrbus, and | pro-
cured a bottle of this remedy. Only
two doses were required to give her
entire relief. l then decided TO try
the medicine myself, and did not use
all of one bottle before / was well and
/ have never since been troubled with
that complaint. One cannot say too
much in favor of that wonderful medi-
cine" This remedy is for sale by all
leading druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

New York Tribune: Twenty thous-
and Norwegians residing in or near
Chicago have forwarded "a petition TO
President Roosevelt making this re
guest: I'VE. citizens of the United
States, OF Norwegian birth and blood.
do earnestly hope and do respectfully
petition that you will at the earliest
opportunity signify your recognition
of the new government OF Norway"
AS probably 10000 or more citizens of
the United States of Swedish blood and
birth are ready to petition to the OPP
posite effect. perhaps it will occur to
both Swedish and Norwegian citizens
of the United States that as good citi-
zens il would be just as well for them
10 wait like the rest of us for develop
ments
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
The Ads" That Are Read.

Something for nothing is not bust
ness, nor is il good advertising" said
prominent merchant in a recent adj
dress to the New England Dry Goods
association. II would rather have my
advertisement in a thousand copies of
any of the Boston papers paid for by
the readers than TO have the same adj
yertisement in 10000 sample copies of
the same paper" Here is one of the
reasons why newspaper advertising is
much more effective than circulars,
billboard and booklet publicity, though
the latter forms are useful as adjuncts
OF the former.
The man who subscribes for news
paper does so because he wants what
is in il. including the ads Thus
assured of a hearing, all that remains
for the newspaper advertiser is to take
the fullest advantage of the oppOrtu-
nifty by skillfully pleading his case.
Business men who want to get a hear
ing by those who purchase their sup
plies in this locality do so by adver-
Using in The Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
The New BatsIeship.

Inc current number of the Scientific
American gives some interesting infor-
nation in regard TO designs for new
battleships that have been approved
by the English admiralty. How the
American got its Information is not
stated, but the designs are said 10 have
been suggested from experience and
knowledge gained by the japanese in
their war with Russia II is thought
that British naval officers have had
better access To the results of Japan's
naval operations than have those of
any other nation, therefore the designs
described by the American are sup
posed TO be the newest things in bat
tleship fashions.
II the information Is correct England
and Japan will hereafter sacrifice ev-
erything else fer speed and heavy gun
fire in the construction of their naval
vessels. An guns but the very heayi-
est will he abandoned. except for
perfect swarm Of small rapid fire guns
To repeI torpedo boats II is said that
the new ships via have $4,000 tonnage
and u knots speed and VIII carry
ten l9-inch guns mounted in five tur-
rets on the main deck.
With these the admiralty is planning
huge armored cruisers of % knots
speed. carrying the same equipment of
9.2inch guns The British are plan
nings no ships smaller than these ex-
cept huge torpedo boat destroyers,
ranging up to So knots speed with tur-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
SCRATCHED
DAY md NIGHT
Lady Suffered ortures with itching
Scalp Humo- One Box of Cuti-
cura 0intmet and One Cake of
Cuticura Soa Cured Her.
WILL NEVR BE
WITHOUT CUTlCURA

"My scalp W. covered with little
pimples and 1 sfered fortunes from
the itching. US scratching all day
and night, and tould get no rest. 1
washed my hea with hot water and
Cuticura Soap sd then applied the
Cuticura Ointmet as a dressing. One
box of Cuticura Ointment and one cake
of Cuticura Soa1cured me. Now my
head is entirely lear and my hair is
growing splendily. Ihave used Cuti-
cura Soap ever slce, and shall never
be without it. (Sned) Ada c. Smith,
So9 Grand ST., Jrsey City, n. j."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
RAILWAY TIPS.
c., M. G. ST. p. Excursion Rates.

Home seekers tickets on sale every
Tuesday in each month to Nov. l, 1905.
To points in Iowa, Minnesota, North
and South Dakota. And every first
and third Tuesday in each month to
other homeseekers' territory. For fur
Their information phone or call at any
C.. NJ. & st. p. ticket office.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
The Only Way to Cure.

To cure a cold when you have no
cough-to cure a cough when you
have no cold-to cure yourself when
you have both-take Kennedy's Lax
alive Honey and Tar. The new idea
the original Laxative Cough Syrup. 1t
contains no opiates and is best for
coughs. colds, Group, whooping cough,
etc. Pleasant to the taste and equally
good for child or adult Remember
the name. "Kennedy's." and see that
the red clover blossom and the honey
bee Is on the bottle. Kennedy's Lax
alive Honey and Tar is the original
Laxative Cough Syrup. Take no 9th
er. Sold by all druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

The c., NJ. & St. p. offer first class
train service to Chicago and Kansas
City, from the tri-cities, sleeping car res
ervations made to any point desired,
for further information phone any of
their offices.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

TERMS - Daily, 10 cents per week.
Weekly, 81 per year In advance.
All communications of argumentative
character, political or religious, must
have real name attached for publica-
ton. No such articles win be printed
over fictitious signatures.
Correspondence solicited from every
township In Rock Island county.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

The Tri-City Press club witnessed
one of the best and most enjoyable
events in all its history last night, and
it was due To- the fact that the better
angels Of human existence were pres
eut.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
c.. M. g. ST. p. Summer Tourist Rates

The c., NJ. & st. P. railway will sell
round trip summer tourist tickets
daily, commencing May 10, to Sept. 30,
1905, TO various summer resorts in
Wisconsin. Final return limit. Oct. 81,
1905.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

District Attorney Jerome, Of New
York. declares that Wall street is es-
sential in the commercial world So,
too, are the lambs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
THE4RGUS.

Published Daily and Weekly NJ 1874
Second avenue. Rock Island, Ill Ten
tered at the postofncs ~ secona-class
nattsr.I
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

The beef trust is said 10 save every
thing it gets-nothing is wasted. This
pertains even 10 the squeal of the pig.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

The only satisfaction the greedy cor
porations can get in contemplating the
hereafter is that they have no souls tc
suffer.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

Be satisfied with your lot. While
the drenching process is going on here,
they are sizzling in the east
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

Secretary Taft is in reality all al
sea. Now what will the country come
TO?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

That boy may have escaped the
Fourth. but the little green apple will
soon be in his midst. Such is life.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11
Tuesday. July II, 1905.

The lecture platform is still left to
Hyde and Alexander, Of the Equitable.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

For forty years DR.. FowIer's Extract
of Wild Strawberry has been curing
summer complaint, dysentery, diar.
rhoea, bloody fiux pain in the stomach,
and it has never yet failed to do every
thing claimed for II.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-07-11

By THE J. w. POTTER CO.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Following In Her Footsteps.

IL you thought you were the only man
ON earth
Husband-Yes; you set me bad ex.
ample during our courtship, my dear.
Wife-How's that?
Husband-Why, at that stage of the
game you tried to make me believe that
you were the only woman on earth
Chicago News.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27

If her system is in a deranged condi-
ton, or she is predisposed to apoplexy
or congestion of any organ, it is at this
time likely to become active and, with
a host of nervous irritations, make life
a burden.
At this time, also cancers and tumors
are more liable to begin their destruc-
tive work. Such warning symptoms as
a sense of suffocation, hot flashes, dir
illness, headache, dread of impending
evil, sounds in the ears, timidity, pal
pitation of the heart, sparks before
the eyes, irregularities, constipation,
variable appetite, weakness and inqui-
etude are promptly needed by intelli-
gent women who are approaching the
period of life when woman's great
change may be expected.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the worlds greatest remedy
for women at this trying period, and
may be relied upon to overcome all dis
tressing symptoms and carry them
safely through to healthy and happy
old age.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
female organism, and builds up the
weakened nervous system as no other
medicine can.
Mrs. A. E. G.. Hyland, of Chester
town, Md, in letter to Mrs. Pink
ham, says:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
ct had been suffering with falling of the
womb for years and was passing through the
change of life. My womb was badly swollen.
1 had good deal of soreness dizzy spells,
headaches, and was very nervous. I wrote
YOU for advice and commenced treatment
with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound as you directed, and am happy to say
that all those distressing symptoms left me,
and have passed safely through the change
of life well woman"
For special advice regarding this i'm
portant period women are invited to
write to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. 1t
is free and always helpful.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Twas Ever Thus.

II you earn a thousand nearly,
You think two thousand yearly
! Would be just the proper figure to make
your happiness complete;
But your income, if it doubles,
Only multiplies your troubles,
For the outgo then increases and still the
ends don't meet.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Schedule in Effect May %, 1906

Leave Charlottesville as follows;
No.9, daily, 1901 p. M. Locator Charlotte
and way stations.
No. 20, daily, 1.4S p. m. Washington and
Florida Limited. Through coaches and
sleeper to Columbia, Savannah and jackson
vile; dining car service.
No.35, ddatly, 215 p m. U. s. Fast Mail,
first class coaches and drawing room Sleep
er to New Orleans; dining car service.
No. 80, daily, 12.45 a. m. NEW YORK AND
FLORIDA EXPRESS. Through sleepers and
coaches to Columbia; savannah and jack
sonville; through sleeper to Augusta and
Tampa; dining car service la carte
No. Al, daily, Los a. m. New York and
Memphis Limited via Lynchburg) first
class coach and Sleeping-car to Roanoke
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis.
Sleeper to New Orleans. Dining car service
No. 80, daily, 10.3S p. m. NEW YORK and
ATLANTA EXPRESS. FirSt-class coach to
Atlanta; sleeper to Columbus, Ca, Mondays
Wednesdays and Fridays. Sunset Route;
Tourist Sleeper from Washington to San
Francisco.
No. 81, daily, LAB a. m. Washington and
Southwestern Limited; all Pullman train
club and observation cars to Atlanta and
Macon; sleepers to Nashville, Atlanta, Ma =
con, Memphis, New Orleans; Dining car
service.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Hard to Find.

First SquirreL-Well, what have you
been doing?
Second quirrel.-Looking for the
truth in nutshell.-Judge.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27

Thought There Might Be Difference.
Mrs. Upmore Tin search of a girD-
Can you do homework?
Girl dunno, mem. I've always
wurruked in fats.-Chicago Tribune.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Mean Thing.

She-rm going to make cake for the
sale. hope it will bring lot of money.
He-Why don't you sell it by weight,
dear! It's sure to bringa lot, them
Yonkers Statesman.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Explained.

81 don't see how that Guzzlem can
drink so much"
"Oh, a man can do most anything with
practice. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
ROYAL Broom.

Plantagenet had just adopted the
broom plant for the royal emblem.
"And why not?" he queried. isn't the
lady who sweeps for you an absolute
monarch pm. Y. Sun.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Frankly Stated.

"Are you looking for work?"
NO." answered the poor but candid
man. I'm looking for money, but Pm
willing to work, because can't get it
otherwise. "-Washington Star.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Days J!

1t is reasonable to suppose that with
the experience gained in making schol-
ars feel that we have filled their
wants in the last twelve years. the
suppOsition becomes fact when with
the completion of our more than ever
attractive School Requisites for the
opening of Staunton's educational in
situations during September OUR
STOCK incor porates the best in books
that has been learned in years of
book making. The results from these
works of experience will be found the
most perfect yet offered to the knowI-
edge seeker. because there is told in
them the essentials of all that is
known-up to the present time-in
mathematics, geography, science, his
tory, art, religion and literature. Our
co educators in putting within your
grasp the Goth Century Educational
works have put in your children's
hands works of knowledge with ques-
tons that are answered directly, and
in language simple enough for the
youngest child to understand. and
definite enough to meet the demands
of the expert and the scholar.
CaIdwelI-SiteS Company,
Booksellers & StatiOners,
StauntOn, Va.
sep 3m
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27

An Egotistical Reason.
"He doesn't know much"
what makes you think so?"
1--WE differ on nearly every subject.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Moderation.

Weary Walters-I don't believe in
doin' two things at once.
Sunny South-Two t'ings! Gee, 1
don't believe in dOin' one ting at once,
Puck.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27

His Excuse.
Mrs. Wearyun-I'm sorry ever mar
ried such lazy man.
Wearyun-Im not lazy, my dear.
simply don't want to injure my health by
working between meals.-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
THE CHANGE OF LIFE
INTELLIGENTWOMENP PREPARE
Dangers and Pain of This Critical Period
Avoided by the Use OF Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.

How many w o
men realize that
the most critical
period in a wo-
mans existence
is the change of
life, and that the
anxiety felt by
women as this
time draws near
is not without
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
An Original.

An Original. /.
Knicker.-Jones is a self-made man.
Bocker-Yes, he has tried to take
out patent on himself.-N. Y. Sun.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-10-27
Bills Job.

Bill's Job.
Whats your pa doin' now johnny"
.Nothin'. He's been out of work all
winter"
whats your brother Bill doin'?"
ooh, he's at home, helpin' Chi
cago Record-Herald.