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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

The papers are printing an article
about when we whipped the Japs with
out half trying about forty years ago.
1t is nothing to bragi about, though,
for Japan was small potatoes at that
time
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20
TIE OPILENT PROFEssION.

Ex-Editor Whitelaw Reid, our new
ambassador to the court of st. James,
gets a salary of SIT, 900 year and pays
$50, 900 a year house rent. We newspa-
per men are the only ones who can per-
form miracles like that.-Portland Ore
CONAN.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20
HARRY JIMMY.

Henry James declares that Americans
say "Cubar." Porto Ricor" and ''vanil-
lar ice cream. For a man who has
lived outside the country nearly all his
life this is proba bly, as accurate an OBJ
servation as could be expected.-Chicaso
News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Mr.. Stubs denies that he is to be
Secretary Hitchcock's successor in the
presidents cabinet. Why doesn't Mr.
Stubs also deny that he is to be presi-
dent of the Equitable?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

1t looks as though Peacemaker
Roosevelt may have to take France and
Germany across his knee in order to
keep peace in the world family. What's
the use OF making Russia and Japan
keep stilL if Germany and France are
Boing to kick up a row right away?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

France and Russia may start a fuss
just as Russia and Japan make up
5ust 10 keep something doing. you
know.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20
EROM OTHER PENS
THE COMING FOURTH.

Put your ear to the ground,
Comes a ladylike sound
That is hardly at first understood;
But there's barely a chance
It's the noise in advance
OF the Fourth of July being good.
Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Some Of these days the car will ind
himself in worse straits than the
Korean straits, if he doesn't keep his
promises to his people.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

They do say that Chicago is very
decent between strikes" says the
Washington Post. But is there any time
between strikes in Chicago?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Chicago's bid for the peace confer
ence could hardly have been based on
the quality Of peace they keep in that
CITY
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20
NDORsED At LAST.

In his role of international peacemak-
er President Roosevelt enjoys for the
first time the unqualified approval OF
the members of the peace association
Boston Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Just think how differently the club
women regard Justice Brewer and Mr..
Cleveland
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20
ANOTHER THEoR1.

There is some mystery about W. R
Stubs present visit to Washington.
but it may be an effort to get the
presidents support in his efforts to
keep out of the senate.-Ottawa
Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20
HOW 10 GET EVEN.

Chinese are organizing a boycott on
American goods. Now that the Fourth
is approaching we can get even by re-
fusing to listen to a Chinese hrecracker
should some unpatTiotic boy shoot one
off.-Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Mr.. BonaDarte's appointment is an
other illustration of the fmperialistic
tendency of the administration
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

The new railroad schedules make it
possible to go from ocean to ocean in
eighty-fOur hours now, or Just three
and a half days. It was the dream of
the founders of the old Pacific roads
to bring the Pacific coast to within a
week of New York Now the dream
has been doubly fulfilled One can
make the round tria in a week. It
requires eighteen hours from New
York to Chicago. and sixty-six hours
from Chicago to Los Angeles.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

newspaper habit. as conceived by John
Morley. is fatal to literature and
tho1ieht2ss
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

What the great mass Of people most
desire in train service is not so much
great speed as that trains shall run on
their schedule. It is not pleasant to
plan taking a certain train and have
it four or five hours late: or to ex-
pect to reach your destination at the
time specified in the time table. and
not get there until three hours later.
The CORTLAND Register refers to this
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20
0NI.Y A FEw OF us Left.

When President Eliot laid down the
rule, Always associate with your su-
periors,' he marked out a lonely exist
ence for some of us.-Phtladelphia
Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Husband-Do you think it fair, dear. to
put our guests next to the nursery2
Wife-But it's the only way we can get
'em up in time for breakfast.-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

1.-The Russian army has worked like a
machine" remarked a Russophil. the 9TH
er day. A flying machine ?-London Punch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Il hear the ironworkers are going out.
It's funny that they should 90 out on
strike when work is most plentiful.
I suppose it's due to that old adage:
Strike while the iron is hot "-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Katheryn-Tell me, Alice, just what your
honest opinion of my fance is.
Aice-Oh, no. Let's continue this friend
ship dehnitely.-Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Enthusiastic Friend-Don't you think
Miss Hygee is a beautiful singer?
Musical Critic-Yes, she is a singer, more
or less and she certainly is beautiful
Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

De Laye-Im a mum-mum man who
nun-nun never says dud-dud die, dud-dud
don't you know?
Mrs. Goode-Well. never mind, you GER
tainIy try hard enough to do so.-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

See her watchin the stately ships,
Her brown hair flying freei
See her open her pretty lips,
And hear her say: 20 gee!"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Jones RrumbIes at cold weather."
Yes
And he grumbles at hot weather.
Yes
What does he Iike?''
He likes to grumbIe. London Tit-Bits.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

A Birmingham church warden was read
ing at a Vestry meeting a list of sub
scriptions to the parochial funds. The list
began as follows: THE vicar a guinea;
Mrs. -, half a guinea; an anonymous
donor, myself, % shillings. Exchange.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

DO you think there's anything in palm
istry2'
Undoubtedly I knew a palmist who
went crazy studying the hand of a man
who had once been a professional baseball
catcher. "-Chicago Record-Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

did the doctor call, John?"
Yes; he says I've got to take the rest
was he looking at your tongue when
he told you that?"
No; he was looking at your picture
Houston Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

''Ef riches don't bring happiness says
ter tell me what de full grocery wagon
means, en- de money jinglin' in yo' pocket
Wen de rent comes due. Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

''George!"
Yes, deari'
Before we were married you once ask
ed me If I enjoyed a brass band"
Yves, perhaps I did"
You did And I said yes but it seem
misunderstood you, George. Ny wedding
ring is making a black mark on my fin
er.''-CieveIand Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

ing the races.
Dix-HoW's that?
EIix-He always Sews car fare UP in the
lining of his coat.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The reception was in honor Of the pres
mier pugilist.
''Bfr Jirnfries," said the hostess. WON'T
you show US how you won the champion
ship?'
I'D like to 'bIige,' responded the great
fighter regretfuily, but you'll have to ex-
cuse ms this time I'm hoarse tonight. -
Louisville Courier Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

esome people" said the tiu1fd man. are
crirninal1y reckless Now the fellow who
jumps on a moving train is fool"
We'll" replied the clumsy fellow, 'if
he's not a fool he feels like one when the
woman who own the train glares at him. -
PHILADELPHIA Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Dick Tate-Adiss short-IsabeI-you have
been in my office fos two years now, and
have learned to love you better every
day. VIII you be my wife2
Isabel Shorten, Mr. Tate, is it fair to
ask me to give up a steady position for an
uncertainty ?-Brooklyn Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Srnithers made a wad of money on a
turn of the market and went home with a
big roll to show his wife Rushing into the
front door he exclaimed:
Hello my son. Wle.re's your mother?''
Up in the attic looking over last sum-
rner's dresses. She says she can use soma
of them.
And Smithers secretively stuck the roll
back into his pocket and decided his emo
tional generosity had nearly gotten him
into trouble.-Cincinnati Commercial-Tri-
bune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

The anarchist had just hurled the bomb.
simultaneously the democratic head OF
President LOubet and the royal pate Of
Alfonso XIII ducked to avoid the flying
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-06-20

Mrs. Dorcas-What possessed you to buy
all those things you didn't want?
Mrs, SpendaiI-How stupid of you, dear.
I did want the trading stamps that came
with them.-Town Topics.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01
Offers Cans Match

Special Dispatch to The Star.
BALTIMORE, Md, September 3o.-Man-
aeer AL. HEREFORD has received a telegram
from the Hayes Valley Athletic Club San
Francisco. offering Joe Cans return
match with Mike Crwin1 Sullivan. Man
ager AL. said:
both Cans and myself are as anxious as
can be for another bout with Sullivan, but
Ii is impossible to accept this offer Cans Is
not In condition to fight Immediately. and
to meet as tough a man as Sullivan ne
ought to have at least one week Of gen
uine training So we cannot accept the OF
fer"
Kid Sullivan Is out after Battling Nelson
al 1870 pounds Said Kid Sullivan at his
training quarters:
Here are all OF these fellows talking
when as a matter of fact l think should
be given some consideration from Nelson.
beat him to a frazzle here in Baltimore
last winter, and then 1 fought twenty
round draw with Jimmy Britt, notwith-
standing that nearly broke my hand on
him Now, beat Nelson and fought draw
with Britt Britt got a decision over Nelson,
and then the latter put out Britt. Smoke
the dope as you like. but Nelson claims that
he can make l3O pounds easy. and that is
Just my weight, and. therefore, do not
see that should not be given another
chance to show that I'm hts master. beat
him once and think I can ~ 4 asa1n. :
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01
COMING GOLF TOURNEY

.
|, Among the best of the out-of-town golf
ers who have entered are:
From the Baltimore Country Club-Ed-
ward Bartlett, T. Courtney Jenkins, John
n. Reynolds. Tyson Ellincott, J. Howard
Hiss. John W. Prick, Clark Mallory. @. A.
w. Pope, Jr.
From the Maryland Country Club--J W.
Reinhart. ]. II. Atterbury, H. b. Wilcox
and w. D. Gill.
From sudbrook-C. NJ. Linthicun. E. II.
Blanchard, jr.. b. f. Gator, DIR. Fl. Harlan.
From Wilmington-K j. Baldwin, Fl. n.
F'ulenwider, A. II. Garrett, A. c.. Gray,
e. E. Mitchell. w. G. Pennypacker.
The Washington Club will be represented
among others by Capt. J. ]. Morrow, F. A.
Perie, E. M Talcott and A. Witter.
The Columbia Golf Club has extended the
privileges OF its club house and grounds to
all players for one week prior to the be-
players are expected from Baltimore to-
day.
Following is the program for the tourna-
n1ent.
October s. $50 a.m.-oualifying round, at
eighteen holes, medal play. Best sixteen
scores to qualify for the championship.
Second sixteen to qualify for club cup.
Third sixteen to qualify for players cup.
Low score prize for best qualifying round.
October 8, 2:30 p.m.-First round for
championship. club and players cups, eigh-
teen holes Match play. Eight players de-
feated in first and second sxteens to con-
tinue play for consolation prizes.
October 6, 10 a-m.-Second round for
championship, club and players cups. First
round for consolation cups.
October 6, 2:30 p. m.--Semi-finals for cham
pionship. club, players and consolation
cups.
October Z. 1890 am-First round for
finals of championship. club and players
cups and finals for consolation cups
October Z, 2:30 p.m.-Completion of finals
for championship, club and players cups.
Aii-day competition for handicap prizes at
eighteen holes; medal play.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01


Three out of four from st. Louis is not
doing so very badly.
II was greatly pleased crowd that filed
out of the gates last evening.
The celebrated Chicago White Stockings
start series of three games tomorrow and
there should be something doing all along
the line The game starts at Ais TO let the
government clerks in on the good thing.
If Charley Jones continues his good bat
ting this week he will be in aristocratic
hitting company when the official averages
come out He had five hits out of nine
times up yesterday.
When the score of the Chicago-Athletic
game was posted the big bulletin board
at the park. showing that the White Socks
had won, there were many Kisses mixed
with cheers over the result.
Catcher Knoll has had little work to do
this season. but Falkenberg gave him
enough yesterday to last for a week.
Punch" was continually ducking down
and jumping up for the wild ones, but 1t
didn't dim his batting eye and he was
there with the single that tied up the score
in the seventh.
When Jack Townsend observed that his
team mates were working nicely behind
him he unscrewed all his speed and had
the Browns shooting ducks the best part
of the nine innings. Guess we can't trade
Jack yet awhile.
Pitcher Adams was upon the coaching
line dressed in gray suit and Umpire
Mccarthy ordered him to the bench for
fear he would get mixed up with the visit
ing players and cause trouble. 1t was a
sensible move on McCarthy's part
Manager Mack apparently made mis-
take in trotting out Plank In yesterday S
game with the Chicagos. He had won
two games and should have taken a chance
with Coakley or Henley pitcher very
rarely is successful twice against team
In one series.
The games this week of the Nationals
should draw out big crowds, as every one
will be a battle to the finish Manager
Stahl will play no favorites and will do his
best to take as many as he possibly can
from both the Chicagos and Athletics.
Case Patten viii probably go on the
rubber against the Chicagos tomorrow. and
as he has had a good rest the visitors
should have trouble locating his curves
and drops. Manager Jones will doubtless
trot out Frank Smith, as he wants every
game possible in the series and knows
that the locals are troublesome customers.
Frank Chance has proven that he is a
good manager, has the confidence of the
members of the team and can direct them,
says Jim Hart. In case Mr.. Selee does
not care to return to this climate he will
be offered the position. If he is not avail
able, there is George Huff, who is a
great judge of players, great student
of the game and would make a great man
ager.
Brooklyn has reached the 100 mark in
defeats and Boston is in a fair way TO get
there.
Bill Dineen's shut out of the White
SoX without a hit was his first performance
of the kind in his career.
In addition to being a brilliant fielder,
ShortstOp Sentell of Macon. drafted by the
Philadelphia club, appears 10 be good
batter. unofficial averages credit him
with 81.
There is reason to think that Humpty
Badel, the Carnegie lad with the Johns
town team, wants 10 get out of joining Buff
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01
u. OF v. ELEVEN
WINS GOOD GAME

Special Dispatch to The Star.
UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA, Va. Sep
TENDER 30.-The University of Virginia
eleven won its second game this afternoon
by q score of 30 to 6. st. Johns played a
strong defensive game, but, aside from the
long run for touchdown, failed to gain
their yards.
Virginia won the toss and chose the west
goal. Warren received the kick off and
advanced the ball FIVE yards. Johnson and
Crawford carried the ball in five-yard gains
across the goal line in minutes and 50
seconds. Warren kicked the goal. Dodson
gained ground and Crawford scored from
the fortyyard line. Berry practically car
ried him over with superb interference. St.
Johns some minutes later got the ball on
tumble. and In two downs gained four
yards. Duval kicked from his regular po-
sition fifty-ive yards.
In the second half Maddux, NAPLES,
Smith. Woodson, Fletcher. Keller Pinck,
Shaekelford and Burke went into the game
MadduX proved a good ground gamer, but
Pick proved fatal to Virginia, losing two
chances to tackle Duval when he ran from
under punt for touchdown. The game
ended on st. Johns twenty Vineyard line.
The line-ups were as follows:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01

Local golfers are looking forward to a
record-breaking entry for the annual cham
pionshIp tournament of the Maryland and
District of Columbia Golf Association. The
championship viii be decided at the Column
bia golf course. Play win begin at 9s30 the
morning of October 5. The qualifying round
Will be at eighteen holes medal play. Those
who qualify for the first sixteen will COM
pete for the championship of the associa-
ton. Prizes win be offered for a second and
third sixteen and probably for fourth.
The association has recently been en-
larged to include Delaware, and is now COM
posed of ten clubs. Virginia is represented
from Norfolk and Hot Springs, Maryland
by the Baltimore Country Club the Elk
Ridge Club, Sudbrook and Maryland Coun-
try Clubs.
The District of Columbia has Chevy
Chase. Columbia and Washington. The
Wilmington Club of Delaware will send a
number of players who are an unknown
quantity In the association.
The best golfers in the association have
entered for the competition, assuring the
best class which has ever competed for the
championship. The Baltimore Country Club
through Mr.. Edward Bartlett. who put out
DR.. Lee Harlan last year. now holds the
championship. Mr. Bartlett will defend
the title this year. The list of entries from
the Baltimore Country Club is unusually
large and includes Mr.. r. Courtney Jenkins,
an amateur of the first rank. Washington
will find it difficult to wrest the champion
ship from. Maryland. DR.. Lee Harlan Mr.
Walter s. Harlan Mr.. Allan Lard of the
Columbia Club are counted upon to make
fast going for any of the championship as
pirants, and Chevy Chase will send its
best golfers. including George C. Lafferty.
DR.. William M. Gray, Mr.. Ormsby Mccain
mon and Alex. Britton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01
LOCKWOOD AGAIN
MASS. CHAMPION

BROOkL1NE, Mass. September 30.-A
steady, long game and brilliant short one
enabled Arthur G. Lockwood Of the Allston
Golf Club to win the Massachusetts, golf
championship for the second time through
his defeat OF Hugo r. tombstone of the
Myopfa Hunt Club In a thirty-siX-hole con-
test at the Country Club today by a score
Of up and 3 to play. The same players
met in the championship finals at Myopia
two years ago with the same result, al
though a somewhat larger score OF up
and to play.
Today's match was a fine exhibition Of
golf by both players for the first eighteen
holes. and especially by Lockwood I'm the
second eighteen. The match was all
square at the close OF the morning round.
Loekwoods card showing an 50 and that
of tombstone an 81.
Lockwood started the afternoon by los
ing the first hole in wild driving. but he
Immediately steadied down and DOGGY fig
ures prevailed and were often beaten 10
the finish
for the day, to l62 for tombstone.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01

noanced that 1t IL his intention to buy
every promising piece Of horse flesh he can
get at what he considers q fair price.
Today the senator gave further evidence
of the plethoric size of his bank roll and his
the two-year-old colt by Ben Stronle and
full brother Of the noted handicap sprin-
ter Roseben.
horse was sold at weeding-out sale of the
stables of James r. Keene, w. r. Scheftei
and ]. j. Mason. McCarren will race Sec
ton of his stable at New Orleans this win
ter under the management OF Hayman.
Bellsncker will represent him In the Cres-
cent City Derby.
BY next spring he hopes to have stable
under his colors that will be second to few
in the world.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01
WILMINGTON CLUB
WINS GOLF MATCH
Special Dispatch to The Star.

Special Dispatch to The Star.
WILMINGTON, Del. September 3o.-The
first team of the Wilmington Country CIuo
this afternoon defeated the first team OF
the Baltimore Country Club In golf match
on the spacious grounds of the local or
ganiZation.
The score was IL to in favor of Will
mingtcn. The match was return one, tho
same teams having played last Saturday
at Baltimore, when the latter won. Great
interest was manifested in the contest, and
when play began, shortly after o'clock,
the links were crowded with enthusiastic
spectators, a number of whom had &C
companied the visitors from Baltimore.
There were nineteen men in each team. The
course of eighteen holes was in fine condl
ton, and the weather was superb
The first card returned late this after
noon was a victory for T. c. Jenkins of
ton by q score OF o up and to CO. VIII
mington then took the lead and was not
headed thereafter.
Carey-Garrett Match.
The match between W. n. Carey of BaIti-
| more against A. II. G.. Garrett of Whining
ton was the most interesting of the day,
| Carey winning by up In 10 holes
The visitors were entertained at luncheon
and also at dinner tonight by the VIII
| mington players in the club house. Sum
mary:
II. C: Jenkins of Baltimore defeated f. Z.
Mitchell. up and to go; ]. p. Armstrong,
Wilmington. defeated J. B. Reynolds, up and
3 TO go; Harry Pyle, Wilmington, from n. II.
Ellicott up and to go: r. Deli. Janvier, VIII
mington. defeated John Frick. up and 10 go;
John Richardson. Wilmington. defeated J. IL.
Hiss, 3 up and to co. f. Nelson. Baltimore. de-
feGted A. 9: Gray, up and to go; G.. NJ.
Steward Wilmington, defeated r. Il. Harrison
up and to go; W. n. Carey. Baltimore. defeated
A.. H. q; Garrett. up in 10 holes: W. NJ e.
Trippe, Baltimore, defeated II. NJ. Taylor 4 up
and TO GO; W. e. Parson. Baltimore. defeated
T. NJ. Brown. up and to go; s. x. Smith.
Wilmington defeated Il Rice z ms a
go: L. Jas. Daliett, Wilmington, defeated l..
West. up q. H. Cobb. Baltimore, won from
Linton Smith, up and / TO go: g. W. Smith.
Baltimore. defeated Willard Salisbury, up ana
to go; I. S. Janney. Baltimore. defeated ]. M.
Jackson. up; N s. Huxley. Wilmington, defeated
f. O. Shriner. up and to go; W. II. Smith.
Wilmington defeated II Chillas up; r., J.
Baldwin Wilmington. defeated L. n. Pennypacker,
up and to go; E. Z. Jackson Wilmington,
defeated T. &. Rothsten up.