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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
MONKEYS As GAY WAoa.
observation Proves They Nave I.
Sense Of Humor.

Sense Of Humor.
Recently monkey got the better NJ
the common enemy. the carrion CROW
by feIgning Illness. He was fastened
10 a bamboo pole with running ring
When he was on his perch the crows
annoyed him by stealing from his nor.
ringer on the ground.
One morning they had been specia,.
ly disagreeable. He closed his ewes
and feigned a bad illness. When his
days food was brought the crows de.
scended upon 1t, and he had scarcely
strength to defend 1t.
BY good acting he managed to can.
ture one of the crows. To pluck II
alive was the obvious course. Then.
instead of pulling It to pieces, like the
king monkey whom Kipling and Sir
Edward Buck watched enjoying a sim.
liar triumph in Simla, this monkey
tossed the crow into the air, where
Its own companions fell upon Il and
killed IT,
Monkeys certainly have q sense of
fun. Darwin used to spend hours
watching young female orang-outang
In the geological gardens. and was
sure that she had the comic sentiment
She delighted to put on her head.
like a cap, peculiar shaped bowl,
which had droll effect, and she was
sensitive to the effect which her Joke
produced upon the spectators.-Lahors
Tribune
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
KEEPING BODY IN CONDITION.
Hardening" Process a Good Proven,

Hardening" Process Good Prevent.
I've of Colds.
Modern research seems to have es.
tablished the fact that, after all, the
"old-fashioned" Ideas with regard to
colds are not far wrong. 1t is. of
course, true, says the Literary Digest.
that a cold" is a malady due to
germs; but there seems to be no doubt
that the chilling Of the body lessons
Its resistance and SO renders II an
easy prey.
In the Arctic region, where the In
huenza germ cannot live, and where
colds are said to be unknown, It may
be safe to sit in draught or to get
ones feet wet; but In the temperate
zone these indulgences will continue to
be risky for the average man.
Reviewing experiments and observa.
lions made In this field, the Medical
Record says:
point OF practical Importance is
the ract that 1t was found that repeat.
60 exposure to slight degrees of cold
brought about an Increase of anti.
bodies, and this observation therefore
anords theoretical justification of
the practically approved methods of
hardening the body by hydrothera.
peutic and other methods of training.
Such procedures should not only serve
70 protect against cold and allied con-
dltions, but also should render the
body better able to cope with bac.
terra of all kinds"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

whole OF the second floor. and which
are cut Off from the noises above and
below by sound proof floors. The place
is sunny, quiet, is near the avenue,
and has an outlook on one of the most
beautiful private dwellings in New
York, the home of Commodore Gerry,
which stands on the opposite corner
from the Bostwick house and Mr..
Ford's stable home.
Robert Reds studio. and his bach.
elor apartment adjoining It, are on the
top floor of a building that was once
used as stable, but which, in recent
years, mas been used by a firm of
stained glass manufacturers. The
building is in East Thirty-third street.
and besi des being celebrated for the
stained glass made in It has also won
renown In the social world from the
entertainments given in a musical stu
dio ON The second floor. Mr.. Reids
studio IS probably the finest artists
workroom In America. At some long
distant time hay may have been
stored on the floor he lives on But
he has transformed it in such a way
that Its ever having been a stable is
the last thing you would think of in
the beau tiful apartment as it is to-day.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Accr edited Representative.

The German ambassador to the
United States who preceded her pres.
ent repres sentative, Baron Won Stern.
burg, was an enthusiastic amateur
photographer. Once while he was be.
ing entertained at Newport he
CHANGED ON arriving at the cottage to
find the front of the house deserted.
AT the same time a beautiful view
Of the Gins caught his eye. He at
once set up his camera, his constant
companion In the midst of his work
a window was opened and the hostess.
nistaking the figure under the focus
sing cloth for some professional pho
tographer. demanded irately, Here,
here, who are you, who do you repre-
sent?" The ambassador turned with
great dignity, Madam" said he. 'I
have the honor to represent the Ger.
man en- pire."
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
SzUD0o Hon az
OF IO.A. h<2RD

turer tells the passengers all about
the group or famous clubs. Just be-
yond the city home of the New York
Yacht club, and on the same side of
the street, the lecturer calls the lis.
terers' attention to what he STYLES
THE Little House OF the Four Doc.
tors" The building stands beside n
.dilapidated two story stable. of which
IL was once a counterpart. But now
the front shows bright face tn the
passer by, with two large windows on
each floor and as neat an entrance
door as you would find the CITY over.
mo windows are shaded by striped
awnings and II you look closely you
VIII see in one of the windows on
the ground floor four small signs bear.
ing the names of as many doctors
VINO make their homes and have their
of1ces In the epmely little building.
IL costs a good deal of money to
change the dingy stable interior into
a habitable place, for the complete
dlslniection OF s such structure alone
is considerable item. The four doc.
tors have lived there for several wears
now, and in spite Of their home being
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
MOSQUITOES PROVE A BOON
Compel Panama to Install Public
Water System.

Compei Panama to Install Public
Water System.
1t woul seem as though the mos
quito is to prove a boon to the in.
habitants OF Panama rather than a
scourge, says the Philadelphia Rec.
ord. The city is entirely without a
public water supply, the people resort.
ing to the collection of rain water in
cisterns pr the purchase Of water from
vendors, or to dependence upon small
wells sun k in their yards.
The experts who have been over the
ground declare that the open-water
eisterns hre favorite breeding place
for nose uitoes and consequently ex.
termination of the mosquito, which is
necessary to eradicate yellow fever
and malarial fever, which are trans.
mitted by them. can only be accom-
piished by abolishing the cisterns. and
this necessitates a public water sup
ply and sewerage. The water system
has already been begun, the Rio
Grande having been the source of sun
ply selected. Water from this stream
mas peeh eAdmlueu ana found to be
chemically and bacterioloeicallv MIRO
An artificial lake, or reservoir, Gov
ering an area Of seventeen acres has
been constructed to accumulate water
during the wet season to tide over
the drier portions of the wear. This
water will be conducted abont ton
miles by aqueducts connecting the
lake with the city, the water being
conveyed by gravity.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
When You Drink Tea.

THE scientific justification for add.
ing milk to tea" says the Dietetic
and Hygienic Gazette. comes from
the facts that the fannie acid con.
tanned in tea combines with the albu.
men of the milk to form tannate of al.
bumen, which is practically leather.
BY drinking tea alone the coating OF
the stomach is made leathery. But
when milk, which contains albumen,
is added the molecules of tannic acid
select their affinity of albumen from
1t, and, as divorce is unknown to
tannate of albumen, the lining of the
stomach Is less liable to be affected
by the fannie acid than 1t would be
IL the tea were taken alone"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Not Far of.

Charles d. Hine, secretary OF The
State Board Of Education of Connecti
cut. made In Hartford recently a hum
orous address on the topic of examina
ton papers, says the Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Mr.. Hine had collected great mass
OF children's examination papers, and
had culled from them a mum Der OF
amusing and quaint answers.
Now, here" said Mr. Hine, in the
course Of his address, here is an
answer containing a good deal of un.
conscious truth-an answer that
seems to me to hit the nail on the
head
"The question refers to a famous
town. What, it runs, is this town
noted as?'
THE answer is: 1T is noted as a
watering place
What is watering placer is the
next question.
Answer: "A place where people
go to drink"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
THE SECRET OUT.
The Door Stands Wide Open.

To refute the many false and malici.
GUS attacks, bogus formulas and other
untruthful statements published concern.
ing Doctor Pierce's World-famed Family
Medicines the Doctor has decided to pub-
fish all the ingredients entering into his
rFavorite Prescription" for women en- and ND
MS equally popular tonic Alternative
known as DIR. Pierce's Golden MedicaI
Discovery. Hereafter every bottle III
these medicines leaving the great Labor
atory at Buffalo, N. Y, will bear upon II
a full list of all the ingredients entering
iatS the compound. Both are made en-,
Mreiy from native roots, banks and herbs
The Ingredients OF the Golden Mod
lcal Discovery" being Golden Seal root,
queens root, Black -cherrybark. Man,
drake root, Bloodroot Al
why Is 1t so many have been strength
ened and benefited by the tonic effect of
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery ?
~ Is because at this time of the year
people feel rundown, nerveless, sleenless
and worn out, Poisons have accumu.
.ated IN their body during the long win
YER Ihelr blood stores up lot of waste
product which poisons the system. Mai
Is why In the spring and early summer a
SIlc Is almost necessity. DIR. Pierce's
uolaen Medical Discovery being made of
,ha h plants, is next TO nature and
sno jest tonlc You can use. For the same
reason that vegetables and greens arc
good Ior the system at this time of the
year, so Is 1t true that a tonic made mr.
entirely Of medicinal plants, without the
use OF alcohol, is the proper medicine to
take at this time. 1t fills the blood with
[ich, red blood corpuscles. 1t gives You a
iieeIlng OF strength, and 1t puts Sunshine
n lmto your system as no other remedy can,
n is why DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
discovery has been such favorite for
Inc past forty years. He Ia not afraid ~
open his laboratory to the public, and he
invites every one TO visit his invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute, at Buffalo,
~. T., TO SEQ how Systematically the sick
are taken care OF and cured, as well as
looking over his huge laboratory and see
M the scientific methods Of preparing
tn's wonderful tonic. Neither man nor
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
EVERY ONE ASKS HIM
HOW HE GOT RID OF HIS OBSTINATE
MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM.
Mr.. Jones' Tells OF the Way by which He
Treated Himself Successfully
When Doctors Failed.

Mr.. Jones Tells OF the Way by which He
Treated Himself Successfully
When Doctors Failed.
Six physicians. all of them good, one of
them a specialist, had done their best
for Mr.. Jones at different times during
three years, and still he suffered fear
fully from the tortures of rheumatism.
The rheumatism that had been DOR
mant in his system was suddenly
brought to an acute stage by exposure
while he was drawing ice in February,
1901. From that time on for period
Of more than three years he was con-
slant sufferer. He tried many kinds Of
treatment, but the rheumatism wouldn't
bulge. When regular doctors failed,
and one remedy after another proved
useless, many said: II should think he
would give it up and save his money"
OF his condition at tlis time, Mr..
Jones says: "My rheumatism started
In my right thigh, but in time it ap-
peared in every muscle of my body. I
lost the use of my left arm en-
tirely and nearly lost the use Of my
right one. My feet were badly affected,
especially the bottoms of the heels.
When my right side was affected there
was swelling, but the left side didn't
swell when the disease settled there.
The internal organs didn't seem to be
involved at all. The trouble was all in
the muscles and the nerves."
Among the few who still encouraged
Mr.. Jones to think that cure might
yet be found was friend who had rea-
son for great confidence in DIR. Will
liams' Pink Pills, and acting on her
advice he bought box of them in Sep
TENDER, 1904. The story of what fol-
lowed is brief. but nothing could be
more satisfactory.
When was ON the third box" says
Mr.. Jones, II could realize change for
the better. l felt sure then that DIR.
Williams Pink Pills were the right
medicine for my case. I kept on with
them for several weeks longer and now
l am entirely well, and everybody is
asking what took"
Mr.. William Jones lives at Oxford,
Mich. DIR. Williams Pink Pills effect
wonderful cures in rheumatism, because
they work directly on the blood which is
the seat of the disease. They are sold
by every druggist.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
British Celebrities Remember red.

The names OF BRUSH celebrities are
being gwen py tne London county
council to municipal steam boat Is nIv.
ing on the Thames. Thirty have been
SO named, Shakespeare, NARROW IL. Pc
pys, FIJI Alvin tnrst mayor OF Lon.
aon)' oariyie ana oax.on being among
those remembered. This was III ideo
of John Burns, the labor member os
Parliament, and 1t has met with pen.
eral approval from press and public
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
HONEST CONFESSION.
A Doctors Talk on Food,

There are no fairer set of men on
earth than the doctors. anc when they
find they have been in error they are
usually apt to make honest and man
ly confession of the fact.
A case in point is that OF an emf
nent practitioner. one of the good
old school, who lives In Texas. His
plain, unvarnished tale needs no
dressing up:
Il had always had an intense preju-
dice, which I can now see was un-
warrantable and unreasonable. against
all muchly advertised foods. Hence
| never read 8 line OF the many ads
Of Grape-Nuts. nor tested the food till
last winter.
While In Corpus Christi for nv
health, and visiting my youngest SON,
who has four of the ruddiest, health.
lest little boys I ever saw. ate my
first dish of Grape-Nuts food for
supper with my little grand.
sons. became exceedingly fond
Of II and have eaten a pack
age of it every week since, and find II
delicious, refreshing and strengthen
Ing food. leaving no Ill effects whatever.
causing no ernctations with which |
was formerly much troubled), no
sense Of fullness. nausea, nor distress
Of stomach in any way.
There is no other food that agrees
with ME SO well. or sits as lightly or
pleasantly upon my stomach as this
does. I am stronger and more active
since began the use of Grape-Nuts
than have been for 10 years, and am
no longer troubled with nausea and
indigestion" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek. Mich.
There's reason.
Look in each pkg. for the famous
little book. The Road to wsllvills.-
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
sPEEDED HIS PARTING SON.
Fathers Over-Generous Response Il
Sons Appeal.

Fathers Over-Generous Response to
Sons Appeal.
Uncle Tom Gray was q quaint char.
acter. He was a farmer in the town
OF Livermore. Me-, was a hard worker
and prudent manager. and became well
to do. He had ne'er do we'll son.
James. who had cost the old man con.
siderable money.
One day James came to his father
with new proposition. Dad" he
said, Il can get good job in Exeter,
N. II. II you'll give me $40 to start
me up there Iii never ask you for
another cent"
You sure about that, Jeames?"
Yes, dad. hope to die IL I'll ever
come to you again"
Uncle Tom slowly pulled out a shah
by but well lined wallet, counted out
five tens and handed them over, with
the remark: "Jeames, take SO more
and go furder"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

elor home in no less a place than the
Bos twidk stable. In East Sixty frat
street, directly adjoining the home Of
his sister. This stable outwardly re-
semblea queer combination of sta
bic and one Of the three-story brown.
stene houses that used TO give New
York's streets such an apnearance of
monotohy The first floor is devoted
TO carr age room, harness room, and
stalls, while the top floor is set apart
for the use Of the coachman and his
family. Alongside of the double doors
leading to the carriage room a night
OF brownstone steps leads up to the
entrances to the hall. from which a
short fl ght of stairs affords access to
Mr.. For DIS rooms" which occupy the
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Justice 10 Sunday School Tea cher.

Justice David ]. Brewer Of the
United States supreme court for over
half a century, has been connected
with Sunday schools as scholar or
teacher Ever since going to Wash
ington Twelve years ago he has had
class OF ADULTS. The Justice says he
frequently has been indebted to the
Bible Tor sentences which have given
emphasis 10 the thought and vigor to
the argument OF mis- legal opinions.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

The Chicago Journal devotes about
a column to communication seeking
to prove that love is a magician
which reveals hidden beauties" ANY
man who has been in love knows all
about that trick. Tell us something
new
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Artists PICTURESQUE Abode.

1t is one of the privileges of being 4,
bachelor that man in that state
may live where he will. and If he be
bachelor OF sPcial aspirations an
apartment In son he picturesquely odd
place often gives him cachet that
the smartest rooms" in a regular
apartment house would never bestow
on him. Harry FPrd has such a bach.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

It having been discovered that Oku
and Oyama are Irishmen, and that
Kuropatkin is really Pat Corrigan,
there will be no objection to letting
in the Russian minister of the in
terror, Mr.. Bouligan. He evidently
stole in from the exterior-somewhere
about Galway.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
6ABY's AWFUL ECZEMA.
Face Like Raw Beef-Thouaht She
Would Lose Her Ear-Healed
Without a Blemish-Moth-
er Thanks Cuticura.

er Thanks Cuticura.
my little girl had eczema very bad
when she was ten months old. |
thought she would lose her right ear
1t had turned black, and her face was
like a piece of raw meat, and very
sore. 1t would bleed when | washed
her. and l had to keep cloths on IT
day and night. There was not a clear
spot on her face when / began using
Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and now
It is completely healed, without scar
or blemish, which is more than had
hoped for. (signed) Mrs. Rose Ether,
291 Eckford St, Brooklyn. n. Y"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

A Pennsylvania town of 5000 inhab-
itants has just erected its first church.
though 1t has been in existence for 1870
years, Evidently 1t has had no occa.
sion to pray for its mayors and alder
men in public.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

The New York Sun says: "A poet
comes to us now and then. We mean
real poet who has the stun" But
even real poets have become so used
to hearing their productions referred
to as stuff" that this will not discour-
age them.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

1.-THE father of triplets was on a fish.
ing trip when they've born, twelve
days ago. and it is said that when he
reached home the other day and learn.
ed the news he was quite surprised.
That seems quite plausible.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Fox and Puppy Play.

A vixen fox about two years old and
a puppy hound from Earl Bathurst's
kennels are to be seen playing to
gether at Church Farm, Siddington,
near Cirencester, England. The vixen
was caught when very young. Chill.
dren caress her. and the foxhound
puppy and she play together for
hours
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Studio and Home.

Mr.. Ward took all these things into
consideration some years ago. when
he hit upon the idea of using con-
ventional two-story stable for a comb.
nation or studio and home. His work
rooms are on the ground floor and the
living apartments on the two floors
above. In passing this singular look
ing house one is likely to see a tenn
porary wooden runway laid over the
entrance steps BY the marks Of a
horses hoofs On it's battens one may
know that the sculptor is making
studies from q horse that has been
led up the runway into the stable.
In the first block of Forty.fourth
street west of Fifth avenue you could
not throw stick very far without hit
ting either a magnificent clubhouse
or dingy stable. So noteworthy are
these first-named buildings that the
seeing New York" coaches generally
roll through the street and the lee.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Quicksand.

Quicksand is sand readily moved;
generally 1t is a mixture of sand and
wafer. Tunnels have been pushed
through quicksand by first freezing
the mass of quicksand
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

Los Angeles firmly believes II has a
man who can produce rain at win. It
knows, at any rate. that when he takes
look at the sky, and decides 1t is
time to go and shoot off his cannon
few times. the rain comes,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
IN a Pinch. Use ALIENS rooT.EAsE.

Apowder 1t cures painful. smarting, nerv-
Gus feet and ingrowing nails. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Makes new shoes easy. certain cure for
sweating feet. Sold by all druggists Csc.
Trial package FREE. Address A. S.
Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Arabla's Climate.

Arabia has the reputation of being
one OF the hottest and unhealthiest
regions on the globe, but all northern
Arabia has winter season, with cold
rains and occasional frosts.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

An English actress has recently
made 100000 specializing in stocks.
She says she did it all without the aid
OF tips" Moral: Always beware of
tips" on stocks.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

The esteemed Boston Herald de-
clares that few of us realize what
vast amount of poverty there is in
this country" The Herald must have
been looking over the newspaper
bunch pretty closely.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

Boston, according to the Herald, lis
getting exceptionally healthy" People
who can survive steady diet of
beans, brown bread and Goldfish must
be painfully healthy.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

A Chicago physician says that
drunkards are diseased and suggests
means for curing them. The trouble
rs that good many of them have
no desire to be cured.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
1ah1 a. TIE -FpuR 0oczoRS

next door to a ST able they seem to be
perfectly content with their unusual
dwelling. 1t is certain their house is
better known to many visitors TO New
YORK than are hose OF many more
famous doctors.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

President Roosevelt might find quite
a number of 100000 men" II he were
to take them at the estimate of their
wives.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

The princess who has been selected
for King Alfonso is several months
older than he, and the records can't be
doctored. Being a princess has draw
backs, too.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25

Thirty-two babies were born in two
days to families of working men en-
ployed at the Carnegie steel plant at
Homestead, Pa. The stork was work
ing over time.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1905-05-25
Too Much ExertIon.

Little Arthur was left l.. charge Of
his elder brother. and when his nam
ma returned, said: Mamma, don't
mind behaving. but Gibson makes
me behave so hard.