The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-01
With the Long Bosu.

Ul1th the Lang Boz.
presidential ticket of Gopon and stoesse might sweep
a Russia if the government didn't shoot first.
They are talking of municipal ownership at Chippewa
Crossing The municipality thinking Of buying goat
IF this weather does moderate going to
take few lessons in coal shoveu jitsu
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The running the steam roller the asphalt
job in New Orleans became intoxicated last week and
rolled horse and buggy. This variety Of roller skate
will not prove popular. - :. '"~ ~}~. " ; - j.
The Rev. G. l.. is threatening have the building in
pulled for allowing his congregation to crowd the
edce the very orchestra If this be adver
tsng. make the most of it. = -
Did You ever notice. girls how cold your hand gets
eghrde? Il simply has to be held, and that's all there
The people unanimously with the president that
there is almost for little Andrew acksonizing in
the White House.
The following the presidents story but whether he
made got it from Chauncey after dinner will
be KNOWN 1t is of minister who, delivering
ful the sin of theft became personal
II before twelve chicken thieves including William
Sanders Sanders resented this and threats of VIC
lence made the preacher promise to rerac This he did
the next Sunday by saying that he wished his
statement of week before ''What should have said
he concluded, ':was this 4 before chicken
thieves not including William Sanders ~ 5':' " 1850"
The heroic Russian nobility threw away the lives of
10000 to $4,000 attempt take up attention
OF the Russian people and turn them from suen discomfort
to patriotic demonstrations It faurebut think of
the ''gory'!! ..
Among the ,maxims compiled by George Washington at
the of l3, in the somewhat stted etiquette of the
eighteenth century, the following bit Of good advice that
as timely as it was in 1850: - 4 "~ ~,'S% S1
When another speaks be attentive yourself and
" disturb not the audience. If any hesitate iii his words
help him not, nor prompt him, without being desred
interrupt HIM not, answer him, till his speech is
ended. 49, -...'
e No bore exists terrible jerky-minded in
vdual who breaks into your and attempts to
tell you what you trying your feeble way to say Close
down works for moment and give the other
chance
The Carbonate (Pa) W. CT. u has addressed an open
letter to schoolgirls and women, admonishn against
the profane exclamation 'ood heavens'' and other out
bursts of this kind The said that it was the nten
ton OF the local union to start crusade against the
by gosh!' sob, fudge!'' 'Lordie!'' "Rubber'' and
"Knocker''
Mrs. Ann Brode, superintendent of the department Of
purity at whose dioation the letter written, said
prominent members Of given to this form
Of profanity and yet they wonder the increasing bias
phemy hruou the country. Oh, for actuated with
the same spirit Mrs Nation, go fearlessly and
smash the basphemers ~*" = -: :.'
The teachers in the public Schools said another fare
responsible for great deal Of this swearing Thew
use such expressions Gracious Goodness - "
There is no doubt that too many of are weak along
these INES In moments of great stress Uncle Eery saws
By hen - or ''Goshall hemlock And the late Eugene
Field used to- By the dog This reprehensible habit Is
nearly UNIVERSAL In moments when she wished to express
profound contempt reverend grandmother would
sxclaim exposivey:
1"Cat's Foot!'' -
It is certainly high time that the Ladies union or some
other accredited body took steps this matter We cannot
however with Mrs Ann Bodie corps of wander
ng Carrie Nations out to slug basphemers thing
We recall that little brother who was soundly spanked
for minor fit Of profanity behind the barn and
said 'damn twice right out loud, then looking up at
the barn he added defanty:> &'" "|9N':@ ~=@
''Fal on me It You want to- I don't care.'' s
hut 1t didn't No. the smuggling of profane swearers by
troupe of Carrie Nations will stop the repreensbe
habit than Mrs Nations audabe efforts in pulling
the nail from the faces of cigarette smokers has lessened
the sale OF that offensive little confecton. People must be
led gently to see that 'Eby hem billybedam
scripes' and be DAM taste When thew see