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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

woodmen Of the World. Guthrie
Camp No. 3. Meets every Tuesday ar
1880 D. M, in the woodmen nall over
Spencer hardware store. Waiting
woodmen welcome.
VIM. Connolly, Con. Com.
Hartrantt Post No. 3, G. A. =.
Meets on first and third Fridays 70
each month at 80 p. m.. in Armory
hall,
N. L. Moek. J.H. TaH.
Adjutant Post Com
Guthrie Chapter ". No. 6. r. A. NJ.
meets the FIRST and and third Friday
nights in each mouth at A. f. & A. N.
han Visiting companions always vel
come.
Naoml Rebekah Lodge NO. 2, r. o.
o. :. Meets FIRST third Tuesday
nights Of every month in Odd Fellows.
hall
Lucy Sers.is. Noble Grand.
Maggie Milan, Secretary.
Guthrie commanaery No. Knights
Templar. Meets every Wednesday
evening at 1880 at their Asylum IN
the Masonic Temple. Visiting Sir
Knights always welcome.
Co. A, First Rsat. OK. N. ,. Meets
every Wednesday night at 7.2O in
Hir2el hail on North Second street.
G. E. DunnIea. Captain.
c. S. curran, Orderly Sergeant.
=. A. A., Guthrie Council mo. Y4s.
Fratenal Aid Association. Meets ev.
cry Wednesday night in Odd Fellows
hall, corner Harrison and Broad. Visit.
ing members always welcome.
Guthrie Commanoary knights Temp
lar meets second and fourth Monday
nights in each month at tSeir asylum
in A F. & A. NJ hall. Visiting Sir
Knights always welcome.
CANTON GUTHRIE No. 5, PatrI-
aroh's Militant, !. o. o. r. Regular
assembly every second and fourth
TUESDAY night in each month in odd
Fellows hall. Visiting Chavaliers
welcome.
p. K. Abb9tt. Com'dt.
w. J. Barnhsrt, Clerk
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17
Cheated peath.

Kidney trouble often ends fatally, but
10y choosing the right medicine. f. H.
Wolfe, OF B3tr Grove, Iowa, cheated
ccath. He says: TWO years ago I had
Kidney Trouble, which caused me great
rs,in, slfferng and anxiety. but ! took
Electric Bitters. which effected a COM
rlcte cure ! nave also found them of
eieat benefit in general debility and
nerve trouble. and keep them constantly
oH hanl, since, as find they have no
equal All druggists guarantee them
at 20 cents.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17
Lodge Directory
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au1hsie lodge No. 3, J. o. o. r.
Meets every Monday night At 1880
'ciook at Odd Fellows han. corner
aarrisou s':d Broad.
l.. :. Billings, Noble Grand.
y. L. strouah, Secretary.
Oklahoma kneampment No. 1, I. o.
.. r. Meets every Wednesday night
At 1880 o'clock. at odd Fellows han.
=. a. Meystte, c. P.
p. X. Albeit Scribe.
Guthrie Lodge No. 42s p. p. @. e.
Meets the second and fourth rues
day nights OF each month in Elk hall.
n. w. Pentecost, e. r.
J. Foueart. Secretary.
Renfrow Division no. 3, Uniform
Rank. X. Of p. Meets second and
fourth Friday nights at Masonic hall
l19 East Oklahoma sverre.
G. E. ounniea, Captain.
w. 7. Warren, Recorder.
Knights and Laeles Of Seourlty
meets the first and third Wednesday
evening Of each month in the Masons
hall. Visiting members cordially in.
vited.
e. 3. Bradshaw, Jas. N. Anderson,
Secretary President
Guthrie Chapter No. 2, Order Of the
Eastern STAR Meets in the Masonic
Temple every second and fourth Fri.
day evenings in each month.
Hortense Doye, w NJ.
p. NJ. L. Ray, Secretary.
A. Hixon, w. p.
Guthrie Lodge No. 2, K. Of p. Meets
every Fiiday nght in Masonic Hall
l19 Eas, Oklahcma avenue.
L, S. Page, c. I. Winch,
X. Of X. & b. c. c.
{. o. r. NJ. Meets every Tuesday
night In X. OF p. hall Visiting chiefs
always welcome.
Frank B. sarser, sachem.
n. c. Barney, Chief o. Records.
Guthrie Lodge No. l, A. o. q. W
meets every Thursday night in the
new Masonic hall, on East Oklahoma
Visiting brothers welcome.
e. n. Ruthsen, n. w.
w, j. Leatherman, Recorder.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

Dewitts little Early Risers. the IA
nous little pills. have been made famous
10y their certain yet harmless and gentle
action upon the bowels and liver. They
nave no equl for bihousucss. constipa-
uon' etc. They DO not weaken the stom-
ach. gripe or make you feel sick. once
used always preferred. They strengthen.
sold by c. + Renfro.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

r. Pinch, use ALIENS Foor.EAsE.
Shake into Your shoes Aliens Foot-
Ease. 81 powder. Il cures Corns Bunions.
Painful. smartle. Hot. Swollen feet AT
H Druggists and Shoe stores. 25c.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

How many children are at this season
f'verish and consupated, with had stom-
och and headache Mother Grays Sweet
Powders for Children will always cure.
If worms arc present they viii certainly
remove them. At an druggists 25cts
Sample mailed FREE Address, Allen
S. Olmsted. lie Roy, y. s.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

Don't delay, When YOU are nervous
and run down Man-E Vine Tablets will
pat new life, energy and ambition into
s debnitated system. FIFTY cents. ]. NJ.
Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Some people never change their
minds, because they are like the man
who owned but one shirt.
When girl boasts that a young man
is crazy to marry her. the chances are
the victim is somewhat dafy.
TO the Young lady who Is figuring on
marrying "a man for the purpose Of maxi
iug him better: Better not.
When some people look around for
la chance 70 do a charitable act they all
ways use the wrong end Of The tole-
scope.
tt is better for young man 20 be
e.Ncn the icy mitt than to marry the
girl and bo kept in hot water all the
r,4t - his days
Every time widow hears Of n man
who has been disappointed In love she
iaaSes it her business TO get him away
from the crowd and sylnpathize with
him.-Chicago News.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

FOR family and medicinal purposes
drink Cream Of Kentucky whskey.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

American Surety Company. Laux.
5eamer Co., Agents.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

Avoid also The man who 81 selfish
the man who considers always lhs own
Interests before those OF h.s wife
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17
A womAN's ADVICE.

A woman who has had q very un-
happy married llfe gives this advice to
Young women:
Don't marry a man 10 reform him.
Il can't be done Unless he SIS under 22.
The woman who permits her heart
20 rule her hand makes sad mistake
II girl loves a man, no matter
how dissipated OF selfish DE may be-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

All men are hcko. and So depends
cu the wife's lower TO hold them.-New
Yorker
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

shw the man who drinks 20 excess
f'r it is a habit that leads to wreck and
ruin.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

Oklahoma kneampment No. I, I. o.
Q. r. Meets every Wednesday night
at 1880 o'clock. at odd Fellows hail.
=. a. Meystte, G. p.
p. X. Albeit. Scrihe.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

No makes connections with the Rstv
Flyer Cr0Eder city Tor Muskogee Cbe-
topa. vinita. Wagner ana Pafsons ana
uorth
No ~ makes cOnnc ntions al Veleett.
with Frisco Meteor. 30 for Henryefts
/ Okmulgee Sapulpa, Tulsa. Wnlta snd
r ClaremOro and north
10 ] makes connections with Frisco an
B AZ warwick for Oklahoma Citv
No ~ makes connections with gsrt.
re NJ for Oklahoma City. Purcell 49,
more, Gainesviile Fort Worth and south
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

Beware OF "a man with an unrovern-
able temper. and aimost an men are
endowed with this quuiy
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

No j passenger. daily.
30 z passenger daily
No i6 and io2 Local freiEhts dalv
except sunday
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

Guthrie Lodge No. 42s n. p. @. z.
Meets the second and fourth rues
day nights OF each month in Elk hail
n. w. Pentecost, e. r.
J. Foueart. Secretary.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

ct her keer sweet anc true and low
Uhic. but beyond q certain point she
should not venture. lost shc lose her in-
dviduahty in her husbands with the
result that Doe win impose upon her
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-17

Guthrie Chapter ". No. 6, R. A. NJ.
meets the FIRST and and third Frida,
nights in each month at A. f. & A. N
hail Visiting companions always vel
come.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1905-06-28
Minot, n D., June 18th, 1905.


dmaof
that the Murray al
that thene do that is TO- Dr.:
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06
SHE SLEPT NINETEEN WEARS.
The Periodic Recurrence OF These
Phenomenal Siespsrs.

American Medicine. from .thc Sunny
81 8d Of France there has recsutlN Wtrt>va
tAs report OF tt2 death or IA subject 81
atalspsy- ale, % coutSc' Who had
.r.vioGsly lain for over nineteen Neats
Without displaying ans Obvious evidence
3Glite other l. - the beating OF the heart
After recovering partial c-onsciousaess los
. few days, She expired. SHE Was, o.
curse, in 4 state OF eNttvnne cmaciation,
II IS interesting 10 observe the periodic
occurrence OF those phenomenal sleepets
Town Trough all the ages, Probably mos
ri our readers are familiar with the cast
II the original Rip Van WipiSle, the 10y
Epimeaides, who. according to the eldet
Pliny. tired with heat and work. turnee
.or some repose INTO a ac!ghboring cave
shady and cool. where he slept uninter-
uptedly fer a term OF ffty-seven wears
atterward Dun great difficulty II.
recognizing, or being recoSntzed, by hts
'ornner ucquaiutances and playiellows. and
Who lived on, hale and hearty. to the ven.
-rable age OF 40. Also. with the complex
ase OF the Seven Sleepers of Ephcsus.'
sho, in the heat OF the anti-Christian per
ecuton of the Emperor peclus, retired
rom prospective m%artNrdom To the depths
IF a cave in Mt. Cactus, where they SLEPT
u. in pesce and Quietness Tor a period of
96 years.
Perhaps the strangest of all sleeping
,bnornalities is that published by Alex
,nder %Suasninus of Verona. who in his
Description of Muscove.' inierms his
,eaders hat:
There is a people that inhabit f.ucomo-
leo, a country of the further l.armatici.
Hho yearly upon the twenty-seVenth day
If the month of November. after the man
ler OF swallows and frogs, by reason OF
he intenseness Of the winters cold. seem
o die. Upon the twenty-fourth day OF
April they again awake and arise. These
are said TO have commerce with the
irustentzians and the Sperponountzians,
people that border upon them. in this
manner When they find their approach
ny death or sleep ready 10 seize upon
mem, they then stow UP their commodi-
les in certain places. which the Grus-
.entziaus and Sperponountzians fetch
twty, leaNing an equal value of their OWN
them in their stead. The Luz
sonorians, upon their return to life, il
hey are pleased with the change. they
leep them; if otherwise, they demand their
>wn of their neighhors. by his means
much strife and war doth arise amongst
HEM
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06

been goins on since February. And Tie
the only Mine ono
YOU have played yonr cards welt''
he sneeNed Honestly. \ never sUs-
ieetcd cithtt Of NoI, Erie viii bvrunn
q politician in due season. he q ici-
stands the art of assembling. u. AS
teamed it il. u good school
Sh,. rose to hey feet nt ll,.s ana,
moved 10 the door Nylthoul Il woir! bias
Chasency felt shame for himself The
moment he had spoken.
I'm Sorry--l don't mean that ~.
by Jove, | do, though. We had o"tter
talk plainly. since its for the las 'iH'e.
Good by
The girl swayed "a little Mt III Anor.
but nerveei herself TO The enot, "%1.ood-
by" she answered, vaguely, anu vas
already across The t~hreshholti Sho
paused there; Let me tell Eric % snN
own way, please" she asked, biol4Yly.
\ saving impulse made her i'nin ~
him out of her sad gray eyes. i te,
~N9iSion OF feeling swept through Oh,
eney. oh, Kit, What made you do lit
hr cried again.
because ! was afraid"
"ot WHAT"
She sulped down a sob. but re."4 ned
silent. Her eyes dropped befor the
tierce inquiry of his.
Il have lost YOU both" she mnttered.
at last. Isn't that enough? Gno! ny.
impatience seized him.
Yes, yes. but whatever mad you
It's SO incolnprenensible."
Then she told hmm.
Eric loves ne NTH al the .oNe ht
has 10 spare"
To spare
~Nea-who offers me more thar
that She ana back into til" room.
swiftly the drago reused in ttel AZ
length. What nlail eve offers = ~on'-
am more than that We must tax wi1.,t
W." can; all that cam be spared us
from business. from pleasura. from
other women Hce voice rose. -"
YOU think we dolf'l pnoIg, thut " don't
sve? The game can he played ~ bath
sides. can't it? Erie has bceo islaa to-
me. he thinks he is in love"
thaseney smiled coldly.
N. If Eric HAD but your saars-
and YOU his heart" she cried 'lmost
wildly. Shame caught her AZ sAe .ndeA
thus; and overwhelmed heT She
dropped To the sofa suddenly Ind her
hands went up 10 cover her burning
lace. She wcpt softly. utterly,
III Eric bad but Your years. and You
his heart" 1T WAS tue; Chase0ey could
not deny it. He had simply tax "a enc
view of thts mattel-his own u e1ans.
lie had not until nov the ability 10 rice
above self.
He looked Town upon her, Weeping
a',ased. but There was stiil 9 itatc OF
panied surprise in his voice.
he began; then suddenly his tome ,l-
tered. almost against his VIII.
He came down To his knees hes{du'
lleg. and tried 20 take away her fingers
from her faoe. y great tear spy ,s,he'i
against his check, as he i<issesl&nI
Kissed again III" backs OF her iittle YES
olute hands.
You know love YOU. dear" he
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06
GRIDfRON DINNER TONIGHT.
DON'T MISS IT.

- : : : : : : E = e : e :.
Well nobody did miss it who had Il
chance to get there. The banquet room
WAS crowded with 200 distinguished
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06

-EuBene +. Ware.
Among other things were found a
receipt for $3.50. contributed by Henry
g. Davis to the democratic campaign
fund, and some money from "a well
known. trust. the envelope being
marked "Opened by mistake'-Thomas
Taggart."
The most elaborate feature of the
dime was the appearance of enc of the
club members attired as an astrologer.
Il am a fortune teller" he announced.
II predict things. l worked in the
weather bureau until one day | pre-
dicted rain, and it did rain. Then they
discharged me for unprofessional
conduct. know what is going TO hap
pen. I'm Il prophet. l tell people their
futures. | used to tell people their
iasts, too. but that isn't popular in
Washington. so I had to Quit it,"
The fortune teller by this time had
the Grove with him. When everybody
had laughed heartily at a few more
funny illusions. Miss Democracy came
tune teller took her palm.
You have recently met With a great
disappointment said the fortune
teller in his resonant voice, "A strenu-
GUS man wearing eyeglasses and show
Ing teeth crossed your path. Your
vote line is very short. In fact | see
scarcely any votes at all. In addition
10 your other Affections you lost
II favorite relative named Missouri,
along about November S. You have
suffered terribly from a constitutional
'trouble-Philippinitis. with imperialism
symptoms-but you We're cured lately
by about TWO million majority. You
ars In great danger. There is u talk
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06
MEMORIAL ROOM FOR
EACH or HIS WIVES
John MacFarlane Painted the
Death Chambers in His
Home Black.
HE HAS HAD EIGHT WINES
After the Death Of Eact,. TIE Roans &c.
ing Duly Done ia Sable Is tie
Scene of a Banquet. Following
Winch 1t Is Locked.


-
W~hX5oconaavr q r.. H. special
~. yaa,,,, ~ .,o,o >,.s,ia
'V',i '''''ts -,
Whoever mas f,hltNA one 'hNte room
OF his house IN monfnihE aud married
again.
,rne no., Me- N.,r,rI,ne Ma Nas
pn,h un,nataIn. ~. .5.n.n ,.js,raSs
v = . 80
tflat mas fnlNd o'cf lhe NOISE Oh MaN-
Farlane III forty Netrs.
She is 20 y.A.S old and pretty. He is
I'll y.a,, .,d ma ,,..,a.nnns onl,, i'm mo
.;.. =, ~
S'|e 't nv ei'eeN hs "a" s's" ~ s'i
To.
Macliarlane is this oldest character
i'm Tho Lake Ainslj,. district. a settle
men, mad nsnr sco,rh presb,tertsns
ne is s'In AID mas made 4 good nus
band 10 his successive wives, whom
he dressed n bonneted to the envy
of the rest of the feminine.
He wns ,n,.riad at N ,o h,,y Nc
Lean ana livad ha,.I,ilv until me first
hei1. was born ,oincjdent with me
mothers death. Ne renlained n racluse
until a year rronl the day his wife
died. E!p ceIahratea his return TO So
cietv nv inviting his nh Ia ~
BANQUET.
Dinner N.tS served IN nc tfIlnf
chamber The y.alls we've. white and
the ceiling whi.e also. But every bit
of woodwork Was deep black. Six
etipaphs adorned the walls and pictures.
OF lying angels. The host attempted
to dispel The gloom by r%ecitiile anec-f
dotes of his wife and making himself
entertaining. lie made no allusion to
the decorations.
shortly afterwards MacFariane mar
fIed Margaret Etf2trick. Prior 10 the
wedding he required her To make oath
before Il notary public that she never
would go into the room his first Wife
had occupied or refer to her in amy
Way. He took q similar vow. Two
months later the second Mrs. MaclNar-
lane met death by trying TO row across
the axe u! u storm.
Second Period Of Grief Shorter.
Again The vi5o,y.r r,ent ;,,o secrn-
sion but This time ,r,l, cor siy n,n,+b.
Then he gave a second h,nnnat ana
his guests yyerf. served in y eacnna
room decorated after no ,oao,s, Of mo
first In add;tion bou.a,.a, we've 500,
cards With black borders and henrine
hand sl,etrbed ton,bstonas ,,,nn wt,;nS
epitaphs We're insc,ibad VIZ H'i no
guests lrf, no boren .,fter rs,on;na -
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06
LATEST DINNER Of
THE GRIDiRON CLUB
eminent People in All Walks OF
tile Were Griiled TO a
Fire Turn.
WAS A BRILLIANT AFFAIR
Paul Morton Gets a Few sunehes
Handed to Himself and Pierp.
Morgan is Still Zig Enough
to Make a Target.
WAS A BRILLIANT AFFAIR

Washington Post: "Ean-ta-ra. ram
tara. ~ran-ua-ra,"
In an the gorgeous uniform of a
drum major. II swinging an eno.-
baton. a member of the Gridiron
club Saturday night marched UP and
down the banquet room of the Airing
ing. Warbl!ng IA catchy air in loudest
tones, he led a motley assemblage. a
dozen other meinbe of the club. cos
tuned in linen busters. minstrel over
coats. militia uniforms and other
unique covering, and footing for dear
life uppn Il lot of brass horns. followed
the drum major. Then came the man
with the big bass drum and the man
with the ciash!ng cymbals. while in
front walked the bearer of 81 large
ira nsparencS. which bore these words:
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06

Three other wives followed ~ fairly
rapid succession. Two died natural
deaths and the third committed suicide.
The memorial room for the latter was
decorated with crude pictures of
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06

Officer Toole-Who was that fellow
,ver there who is talking SO loud II
ong against yacht racing?
officer Rourhe-He had his pocket
picked in the crowd While he was
Watching one of the bulletin boards
Turing the yacht races.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06

yond letiet. reays took HIM III TIMES,
bu, chiefly ii WAS anger lhat stirred Ia
his being.
Kitty had listened 10 his Condolences
-Shc ha,l aylupathizrd with him. otice
lie haze kissed Nor . night" He
remembered the incident, ;usd telt the
timid vel>ei ct he lips asatNst his
/ once more.
"PshaNt" lie said. furiously ~ he
walked never -tgatn-never. neNei.
once fooled"-and ho had been fooled,
tool, He l!ad believed in her.
Kitty had done l.es part of it we'll
credit f%or~thet. HE had not suspected
them ia the least. Eric had enconl-
passed this sudden downfall; the secret
had become too hig tor his holding. In
u burst OF youthful confidence he had
laid the matter before C~haseney; he
had gone 50 far as 10 shoW. In his boy
ish coEceit, her letters.
Chaseney had neel thus first reused,
then tunned. Had the boy been pos
sessed OF an ounce of perception he
must have become aware Of the fatal
idpey of his conduct, l'ut no: Eric had
stumbled on. giving way what he
thought was mis- whole soul" to the
older man.
she had deceived him-bascly, mean
ly. Had allowed him 10 kiss her On
lips that others-
No, hang it! lie couldn't, wouldn't
believe that.
by Jove. thoush-why not Once
these Girls started the game they gem
orally played ii t%horoughlv. Meu,o,,ies
foutec upward In chaseney's mind; an
women had deceiyea him. Every sim
sic ono.
TN neyor speak 10 hat or mink of
her ae.tin." ~. resolved fo, me mon
sauath time since Inc ,norrin.. "eha
cam la,ta Inc hoy. Nm, st.. ,son.t h,I.,.
mo No mlaaai,
"Won,t shey poor ,,in.e what . lnt
sba WIN ,osa," s,,9is5,nI, - acb = 70
MIN lauphing al I'm, Ci, ssna> ,,r,aSS
himself ;nraTbe, lin ;. ia,l, ma an
annlngy Si,,, stnoi i.oSo,., hin, n ~,
m p~aihvs1v tb,. .eIa,,,,s OF ,bc sat,;,,~
slln f,aI1ina l9n, nr.ttI fa.a -
may - No., 9. . ~ - vim n,,.
bend on n,n sia. N ""' ~
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10 c... ,o,,- '.snta, :. -
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l.nuf - II ~ Jus, go -"
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49, = - = , ~ :" =" nv
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-, ,,, - =. w mit.l W. ,ie men. ~ 49,,
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80, ~ +, M''9 my h'S JoNe MOOT
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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06
Not Resin,

Golfers. The Hon. JOIN Sharp Will
liams. leader of the minority in the
house of representatives, says thai one
day while %leisurely driving down q road
near his home town in Mississippi. he
observed u darby reclining under a tree
near the roadside. The negro was gaz-
ing lazily up through the branches Of
the tree. and Il hoe lay beside him. In
a corn field adjoining the road there
could be seen, Mr.. Williams states.
many weeds impeding the growth of
the grain.
What are YOU doing there, SAM"
asked Mr.. Williams.
Use heah to hoe dat corn, sah." was
the answer.
Then what are you doing under the
tree-resting?
Not exactly. sab. 1 amt hardly
restin'. cause | amt tired. I'm waitin'
TO de sun to go down. so / kin quit
work"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06

Yes. YOU offered me a cigar and I ac-
cepted IL with thanks. but remarked that
| would smoke another time. l carried
that cigar for three days and then L
made use of it. ! want TO thank YOU for
that cigar just once more
Was it an extra good one?r was
queried.
NO. sly. 1t was an extra bad one IT
was so bad that the man ! gave /, to
smoked 1t and dropped dead and didn't
have TO pay the little debt of s25 / owed
him."
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-06

Prospective Buyer-Wil these auto.
mobiles go either way?
Salesman-Sure. y man around the
corner from you bought one on credit
.ast week. and this morning it Wen
pa TX.