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The San Francisco call., 1905-01-22
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de diary Of seventeent century New
England ancestor where he tells about
him and de tax collector, de town
clerk and de crown judge drinking
a gallon of hard cider at one sitting.
Fine fellowsi"
"Ah," says Mr.. Paul, "anodder chap
ter after de ones on Soil. Climate and
Environment; Hard Cider as Pre-
servative of Moral and Physical
Health"
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-22

Copyright, 1905. by Edward W. rowu..nd.l
, 1905-06-03
SENATOR wARREN's POSITION.

Recently The Republican com
mented at some length upon the stand
Senator Warren took upon the matter
of the tariff. in which he held to the
view hat there was no cause for tink-
ering at the present time. and more
particularly on the part of the west.
Other papers ar" expressing the same
opinion and our senator is being back
ed up by the state press in a II at
once able and gratifying. In speaking
of the matter, the Cody Stockgrower
n Farmer. one of the best papers in
the state, says:
Senator Warren is eminently cor
rect when he says that Wyoming wants
no traiff tinkcring.
The first thing to be placed upon
reduced schedules or on the free list is
raw materials. New England and
desire protection for their finished
product and free trade IN the material.
wyoming is a large producer of
wool and hides. 1t has everything to
lose and nothing to gain by a revision
of the tariff.
The great manufacturing interests
of the east, which have millions to in.
fluence tariff legislation, will never
submit to a small reduction of duties
on leather, shoes and wooden cloths
without a large reduction On hides and
wool. Mornings logical position,
therefore, is to let well enough alone
But from a broader standpoint, why
should any one desire tariff revision ?
The business of the country is ad.
justed to present conditions.
The nation is prosperous from
Maine to California and from the gulf
u the great lakes.
Revision means uncertainty, timid,
ity of capital and depression of bust,
ness.
What would you think of a doctor
who would insist IN giving calomel,
q~uinine and arsenic to a perfectly
well man?
There's nothing the matter with
trade conditions in the United States,
and the best thing We can do with the
tariff doctors prescriptions is to drop
them in the slop bucket"
, 1905-06-03
HERE AT HOME.
Laramie Citizens Gladly Testify.

1t is testimony like the following that
has placed the old Quaker Remedy"
so far above competitors. When peo-
pie right here at home raise their
voice in praise there is no room left
for doubt. Read the public statement
of a Laramie citizen:
Charles Norton, now retired, of 1O7
Hodgeman avenue, says: zone day
while in the Laramie Drug company's
store ] got a box of Doan's Kidney
Pills, probably more out of curiosity
than expecting the medicine to do me
any good. because for a number of
years a difficulty with the kidney secre-
tons existed indicated by irregularity.
| noticed when in this condition my
back ached across the loins and l
knew that in ONE way my kidneys
were affected. l had an attack when
I began using Doan's Kidney Pills and
| tested the remedy thoroughly. If
anyone in Laramie receives as positive
benefit from the use of the medicine
as l, then backache or kidney COM
plant in any of its forms will cease
to exist in this vicinity"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
, 1905-06-03
ROBBED THE TILL
BUT WAS P|MCHED
YOUNG MAN WHO HELD UP SA-
LOON IN SMALL TOWN NEAR
CASPER WORSTEO.
Bartender Ordered to Throw Up Hands
and Young Thief Proceeded to
Help Himself, But Later Received
Right Uppercut on Jaw and Was
Easily Captured and Bound.

Casper, Wyo., June 3-Particulars
have been received here of the attempt
ed holdup of the saloon at Billiards., a
small town near here, Tuesday even
ing, by a young mar named Albert
BranSOn.
Branson entered the saloon with two
Colts revolvers and told the bartender
to throw up his hands, which he did.
Branson then cleaned out the till, get
ting over 800. He took the bartend-
er's watch and chain and started for
the door, but the bartender caught him
with a right uppercut, and before
Branson could recover, Barker, with
the assistance of two or three by
ISLANDERS, had him securely tied.
Branson was brought t O Casper, ap-
pearing before Justice Tibbs. and was
bound over to the district court, his
bail being fixed at $1,000, which he
was unable to furnish.
, 1905-06-03

hardly like to see a fight made for
suffrage on that platform"
Mrs. Mary c. c. Bradford, national
organizer OF the Suffrage association,
is notably ardent in her approval OF
President Roosevelt 5 theories regard
ing babies. That any oma should
use a baby as a weapon to secure any
measure, even the coveted franchise.
was particularly abhorent 10 her.
Il am sorry, she declared to a group
Of women who were discussing the
matter, that the cause should be fav-
ored in such an lll-advised manner.
No ballot, no babies'-why, the idea
is ridiculous. Anyway, | do see that
such a plan would work as an induce
ment to the men. | had never heard
that they We're particularly anxious
that children be born into the world
Now then, here We have an animal
ed not to say persipriation bringing
discussion brought to the surfaces by
DR.. Lankton and everything indicates
that it will be still further pursued.
We read that the order of Preserved
and Ancient Ladies' of Boston, an or
ganization to which only unmarried
ladies' of 81 are admitted, has taken
a firm hold of the root OF the question
and will proceed to discuss the sub
ject behind closed doors and covered
, 1905-06-03
WILL ATTEND ANNUAL
CONFERENCE IN LARAMIE,

At the quarterly conference held
Sunday at the Methodist Episcopal
church a very prosperous condition of
affairs was reported, says the Cody
Stockgrower. Every department Of
the church work is progressing. Rev.
Ragsdale was voted a w weeks va
cation to visit friends in Indiana. By
the unanimous vote of the quarterly
conference Mr.. Ragsdale was invited
TO return for another year. The an
nual conference will be held this year
at Laramie, August "a. with Bishop
McCabe presiding. 1t is the wish, not
only of the members of the church
which Rev. Ragsdale serves but of the
entire community that he be retained.
, 1905-06-03
ANSWER TURNED AWAY WRATH
Neat MingIIno Of Affirmation and
Commitment

Neat MinsIIns Of Affirmation and
Compliment.
The late Prof. Edwards A. Park
of ArCover was not only Of great repu-
tation as a theologian and orator. but
was also noted for the scimetarlike
keenness of his wit and his readiness
at repartee.
On n occasion he preached In the
seminary chapel a sermon on total
depravity. The memorable logic Of his
mind compelled him to push the doc
trine to its remotest consequences, and
to postulate total depravity not only Of
men and women, but also Of infants
and children.
In the congregation was a young
mother. the wife of a theological stu
dent, who, attracted by the great repu-
tation Of Prof. Park. had come to the
service, bringing her three-months-old
child with her. Her indignation was
and when the service was completed
she pushed forward to the pulpit. The
baby had slept all through the service
and was now laughing and cooling.
Pref. Park" said the young moth
er. as she held up the smiling little
one in her arms, you don't meal to
tell me, do you, that this dear little
baby is totally depraved?"
Certainly, madam" said the pro-
fessor in his most courtly manner. 1T
looks like an unusually bright child"
, 1905-06-03
ONE OF DR.. CUPID'S PRESCRIPTIONS.

That Love sometimes cures disease is a
TACT that has recently been called to the
attention of the public by a prominent
physician and college professor. In some
nervous diseases of women, such as hys-
terra, this physician gives instances where
mind, were made happy by falling i'll love,
and in consequence were cured of their
nervous troublcs-thc weak, nervous sys.
tenn toned and stimulated by little DR..
Cupid became strong and vigorous, al
most without their knowledge. Many a
woman is nervous and irritable, feels drag
ged down and worn out. for no reason that
she can think of. She may be ever so
much in love, but DR.. Cupid fails to cure
her. In ninety nine per cent. of these
cases it is the womauly organism which
requires attention; the weak back, dizzy
spells and black circles about the eyes, are
only symptoms. Go to the source of the
trouble and correct the Irregularities, the
drains on the w~ornanly system and the
other symptoms disappear. So sure of it
is the Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa.
ton, proprietors of DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription, that they offer a $500 reward
for women who cannot be cured of leucor-
rhea, female weakness, prolapsus, or fall.
ing of the womb. All they ask is a fair
and reasonable trial of their means of cure. |
DR.. pierce's Pleasant Pellets clear The |
complexion and swceten the breath, they |
cleanse and regulate the stomach, liver and
bowels and produce permanent benefit and
do not react on the system. One is a
gentle laxative.
~The Common Sense Medical Adviser
u sent free. pa%per-bound, for 81 one. cent
stamps to pay expense of mailing only. |
Send 81 stamps for cloth bound copy.
Address, Worlds Dispensary. Buffalo, NJ.
, 1905-06-03
SAILING OF RoJESTvENSKY.

We polished our guns and we scrubbed
our decks;
And We sailed;
We climbed the masts and We craned
our necks,
And we sailed.
Oh, we headed out 70 the wild North
Scared half to death, and We shot,
At the fishermen there, when they fail
ed to flee,
And we sailed.
We fooled a while on the shores of
Spain,
And we sailed;
The laps were far DER the ragin' main.
And we sailed.
We lowered long by the black mans
We clinkel our glasses in many a
toast
Where the sun was busy enough to
roast,
And we sailed.
We loitered round in the F%renchman's
bays,
And We sailed;
We thought of home and of happy
days,
And we sailed.
We kept the vodka a-nowin' free
As we rounded up in the Yellow sea,
A ~wonderin' where the Japs could be,
And we sailed.
We cleared the decks and our prayers
were said,
And we sailed;
\ little old strait lay straight ahead,
And we sailed.
Oh, We met the Japs where they lay in
wait.
And they hammered some and we
found, too late,
No way to sail but to sail down
straight,
And we sailed.
S. L. Kiser.
, 1905-06-03
Union Presbyterian.

Fremont street, between Second and
Third. Rev. A. C.. Hogbin. pastor.
10 a. m. Sunday school.
IL a. m, preaching by the pastor.
Subject, Life, Negative and Positive"
7 p. m, Christian Endeavor. Topic,
THE Making of a Christian: Helping
One Another" Eph. 4:1-6. Heb.
10:24,25
s p. m. union temperance meeting.
Address by representative of w. c..
7. U.
Wednesday evening at s o'clock, b.
BILE study and prayer meeting at resi-
dence of pastor.
All are cordially invited to all ser.
vices.
, 1905-06-03
Scotch Dominie's Strinq Music.

The new minister was breaking the
Sabbath. There could be no doubt
Of that, for the little Scotch hamlet
had been scandalized two Sundays
running by unmistakable sounds Of
stringed music from the hitherto ST.
lent parsonage. says the London
Chronicle. A deputation of elders
waited upon the erring divine. In
silence he heard their panied accuse
ton, in silence brought out a large
old double bass VOL, and proceeded
to drone out a hymn tune. The cir
Gle of elders grew shamefaced. as
they listened. The tune ceased, and
their leader had an inspiration.
"Aweel, meenister,' he exclaimed
with JUNCTION, I'VE didna ken it was
the muckle feeble ye played upon; we
thocht it was the wee sinful feeble"
, 1905-06-03
Atmosphere That Intoxicates.

Visitors to the great wine cellars of
Spain sometimes suffer from symp.
toms of alcoholic intoXication. In
some Of these places, it is said, as
much as half an ounce of absolute
feet of air.
In London and on the continent
~Sarke2ners who work in badly ZEN
tilated saloons are practically hunk
ards without swallowing any liquor
Prussian and French authorities force
all establishments where spirits are
sold to thoroughly ventilate the prem
Uses twice a day.-Journal of Inc,
briefly.
, 1905-06-03
The National Magazine for June.

inc National magazine TOT Sune.
Mayor Dunno of Chicago, General O..
o. Howard, Charles Warren Stoddard
and Dallas Lore Sharp head the list
of contributors to the June National
Magazine. Mayor DUNES theme is
Chicago and Municipal Ownership"
and he declares there are ninety mil
lions of water in the stocks of the
Chicago street railways hat will never
be paid for by the city. General How
Lincoln Memorial University in the
Tennessee mountains. Mr.. Stoddard,
in "Rudyard Kipling at Naulakha,"
quotes many a Kipling's letters-viv
idly personal and picturesque-to illus
trate Kipling's methods Of literary
work. Mr.. Sharp, Americas foremost
poet naturalist, tells the story of
Little Bob of the Stone Pile other
wise the chipmunk, with apt illustra-
lions.
Anna Mcclure Sholl's great serial,
"A Comedy of Masks" ends in this
number. and another serial, Michael
Ryan, Capitalist" by F. F. D. Albery,
is begun.
There are short stories by Mary A.
Clarke, Henry l.. Kiner, Grieg Lapham,
A. Decker, Richard S. Graves and J.
F. Conrad, and poems by Henry L.. XII
ner, Elizabeth Ashmun, Samuel Lover,
Wallace d. Coburn, Emma c. Dowd
and James Ball Naylor.
Affairs at Washington" by Joe
Mitchell Chapple, lavishly illustrated
with portraits Oh current celebrities;
THE Home" a miscellany of helpful
hints; a witty review in verse of
Haeckels Wonders of Life" by IAN
Ignoramus," and the Cowboy Poets"
unique sketch of the Cowboy Artist
the famous Chas. NJ. Russell-are
among the many other features of the
best number the National has ever
sent out.
, 1905-06-03

Meetings at German Lutheran
church house.
10 a. m, Sunday school.
IL a. m, morning worship. Preach
ing by Rev. Bruce Kinney of Salt Lake
City.
7 p. M. young peoples meeting.
s p. m, evening service. Sermon by
Rev. Kinney.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
at s o'clock.
A cordial invitation is extended to
all to attend these services.
, 1905-06-03
Celery cul.ur. In Florida.

A few years back the low. wet lands
Of the state that now produce thou
sands of dollars annually for the
planters Of celery, were deemed utter
ly worthless and could have been
bought for a song-no sane man would
have paid IS an acre for 1t. while
at the present time the improved
land, peculiarly adapted to celery cuA
ture, will bring from $500 to $1,000 an
acre. the unimproved SIS to $126 an
aaFe.-Flor:da Times-Union.
, 1905-06-03
St. Matthew's Cathedral.

Third and Thornburgh streets. Very
Rev. Arnold G. II. Bode, dean.
s Il. m, holy communion.
9:45 a. M, Sunday school and Bible
class.
II a. m, Holy Communion and SER
mon.
S p. m, evening prayer and sermon,
and short organ recital.
Meeting of the cathedral chapter
Thursday at s p. m, at the deanery.
A cordial invitation to all to attend
these services.
, 1905-06-03

Probably the most distressing news
to the "a is that from the east. which
announces that the army is in revolt.
If this be true, then all hope of the
continuance Of absuIutism in Russia is
gone. The army is the only reliance
of an autocratic power. When it re
bells then a constitutional government
must come, il not a republic. For the
first time in history, the Russian press
is demanding that the present bureau
crazy Il let 90 the reins of govern
ment. All signs point to a better gov
eminent in the cars domain. but it
will take many years to educate the
people up to a standard that will war
rant a government of the people.
, 1905-06-03
Anent the Babies and Bottles


A few days ago DR.. Freda NJ. Lark.
ton, of Omaha, made a sensational
speech before the state homeopathic
association of Nebraska, at Lincoln,
and %fearfully lampooned the mothers
who supplant natures supply of baby
food with the bottle, saying that the
bottle ought to 60" that women are
injuring themselves and their off
spring by its nse," and at is only a
question of time when they pay the
penalty by i'll health" Further on the
lady states that the slogan should be
NO ballot, no babies.' 1t is almost
useless to state that did this eminent
lady physician live in this rapidly ad
vancing and perfectly conditioned state
both of the Injuries could be afforded.
However, her residence happens to
be in Nebraska, where the despotic
heel of man keeps her without at least
one of the aforementioned sources of
pride, amusement and duty. The little
ones are the PRIDE while the ballot
may be termed the duty and amuse-
ment.
Over in Denver, however, where the
women vote the matter has excited
considerable discussion. Mrs. NJ. c.
WEIGH, president of the Colorado Equal
Suffrage association has the following
to say:
Il do not wish to be quoted as say.
ing the idea is a foolish one, because
what is foolish for one person may
oftentimes be wise for another. But
the fact remains that women always
have had and always will have babies
the true woman, that is. And it is
also true that some time every woman
in the world will have the right to
+, vote. Personally. however, should
, 1905-06-03
Methodist Episcopal Church.

met1VuTst CPTsCUPd1 ChUTCh.
Services in basement of new church,
Fifth and Thornburgh. Rev. Frank w.
Bross, pastor.
9:45 a.. m, Sunday school. Prof.
Aven Nelson, superintendent.
II a. m, address by Miss Louise Hol-
lister of Evanston, Ill.
I p. M, Epworth League.
s p. m, union services at the Presby-
terrain church. Address by Miss Hol-
lister.
Wednesday, s p. m, prayer meeting.
Subject, The Sunday School,"
A cordial invitation is extended to
all.
, 1905-06-03
Brooks Will Address Graduates,

Cheyenne. Wyo., June 3.-Governor
Brooks has gone to Sheridan, where
he will address the graduating class
next Tuesday evening. He will then
go to Cody to assist General Gatchell
in organizing a company of cavalry.
, 1905-06-03
Don't Grunt-

OOnl GTunt-
Facing me upon the wall there hangs
a card bearing a quaint yet pertinent
proverb-coined / believe by n Car
son the Cornfed, whose smile is burn
ed in, whose heart never failed a
friend and whose pencil l find is oft
en- inspired. 1t is without sanctimon-
ious twang OF priestly preface-its
language is lamentably lacking in both
grammatical polish and literary lustre
but say, it does preach a red-hot and
Straightforward shoulder sermon.
Don't gruLt-do your STUNT"
Present-day philosophy teaches that
life is largely a matter Of attitude
me which by the way. is a heap more
than machine-made aphorism. HUI
, 1905-06-03
Herbine

Will overcome indigestion and dyspep-
STA; regulate the bowels and cure liv-
er and kidney complaints. 1t is the
best blood enricher and invigorator in
the world. 1t is purely vegetable, per-
fectly harmless, and should you be a
sufferer from diseas, you will use 1t
if you are wise.
r. N. Andrews, editor and manager
Cocoa and Rockledge News, Cocoa,
Fla. writes: 81 have used your Her
bine in my family. and find 1t a most
excellent medicine. Its effects upon
myself have been a marked benefit. I
it unhesitatingly." soc.
Sold by Red Cross Pharmacy.
, 1905-06-03

One st. PetcrsburE INlor sizes the
matter up as follow, The war has
taught the lesson that Ication, good
government and freedom are always
victorious over iguurauru. misrule and
deSpOtiSm."
, 1905-06-03

mainly is n mirTor-one smile inva-
riahly inspires anothcr-and the two
will throttle, if not kill outright, that
monster We term trouble. Environ
ment is the mother Of coutcrtment if
Il wills; hoIe and anticipation her
is full OF good people and kindly bles-
sings, and they fairly line life's lane
to people it with princes of the royal
blood rather than pcrycrts and paup-
ers is a duty-no less a privilege. Your
chronic grumblcr never gets on-never
yet did success in any walk of life
abide with the pessimist who has a
whine in his heart. Constant COM
plant warps character, and is an evil
dcnce of wcakness-invitcs derision
and DISASTERS the hiss of the ser
pent discomfort, and belongs to the
vocabulary of the coward and the cur.
To whine is to thrice arm your enemy,
weaken the mind, enervate the spirit
and damn all inspiration-and spells
prearrangcd failure, always. Moreover,
the whine shuts out all possibility OF
81 mpathy, for the world is a big one
and busy, and don't care a cuss what
| you think of it or for the troubles your
imagination creates. All nature loves
the sunshine, and her children in Gods
image were not created to crouch in
the gloom.
Don't grunt-do your STUNT"
The ~cowpuncher has a proverb
which ayers that "A hungry six-pistol
always gets a plenty" No mar ever
hunted for trouble long-lt meets him
more than half way. To advertise for
misfortune is to find it at ones elbow
TO whimper under stress of circum,
stance is a signal-caIl to the demons OF
distress. To fairly ache to kill is to
prepare for your own funeral.
Don grunt-do your STUNT"
We know. now, that the ghosts OF
superstition are the creatures of al
o'erwrought and fearful subjective
mind. Most of our ghosts are of to
morrow-born of today, perhaps, but
still indistinCt and shadowy and with.
out real form other than as clothed in
our fears. Psychology proves that a
ghost is a case Of mental appendicitis
which "a n ought to be cut out
with a club. Troubles will come at
times-unbidden and possibly unde
served and which we are powerless tc
prevent. But accept your sorrow witt
a stu.t heart: stand erect, and add tC
the worlds store of good traits a con
scious courage. The sun shines some
where-we always get well.
Don't grunt-do your STUNT
Sagebrush Philosophy.
, 1905-06-03
HOURS OF CHURCH SERVICES
AND THEMES FOR SuNDAy

The following directory will be
found to contain much of interest to
c~hurch-goers in regard to the SER
vices in the various churches on Sun.
day:
, 1905-06-03

A Mrs. Black of New lOrA has been
given s6,0OO,OOO in l.,, .r other ali,
mony. That ought to hr uuugh to get
another husband rieMI -.-nk.
, 1905-06-03
German Evangelical Church.

German Evangelical Church.
Corner Sixth and Garfield. Rev. A
Walton, pastor.
9 a. m, Sunday school.
10 a. M, preaching service.
Midweek meeting, Tuesday evening
at 1880 o'clock.
German Saturday school at Q a. m.
All Germans cordially invited.
, 1905-06-03
SHAkESPEAR e.

Why does Tommy grow so strong,
And wends his way the world along,
With happy, gay II cheerful song,
And nothing in life goes wrong?
listen! l tell you why. He eats
biscuits made from high-grade flour,
sold only at Fair View Hay G N and
Fuel Co. "They ore fine" Phone Ash.
, 1905-06-03
STATE PRESS
Bills Little Mag

BilIS Little Mag
My Wyoming friends will be interest
magazine, ~Sagebrush Philosophy,
reached a circulation for June of II, 900
copies, and that orders already in war
rant an increase for July to at least
Is, 000.-Budget.
, 1905-06-03

Job Of printing done I'm The raspus.
:;can once 10 . guarantee Tat Il h
done right and according to The vse7
nk9st idoAo.
, 1905-06-03

Christian Science.
Regular services in st. Matthew's
hall, corner university avenue and
Fifth street, at II a. m.
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Wednesday evening at s o'clock.
The public is welcome at these ser.
vices.
, 1905-06-03
A Positive Necessity.

Having to lay upon by bed for IA
days from a severely bruised leg, l
only found relief when I used a bottle
OF Billiards. Snow Liniment. I car
cheerfully recommend it as the best
medicine for bruises ever sent to the
afflicted. 1t has now become a positive
necessity upon myself. D. r, Byrnes,
merchant, Doversville, Texas. Csc, SOC
and 81. Sold by Red Cross Pharmacy.
For fine lob nrintinR leaYa 0rdara n
, 1905-06-03

The Republican is the best advertis
ug medium In the city. for 1t reaches
all the people.