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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

Both men and women when they de-
eide to wrap up" do so by increasing
the number of layers of clothing in
front over those on the back of the
bo1y. 1t is great mistake The main
telephone exchange" of the nerves of
the body lies in the spinal cord situ-
ated in the spinal canal, and this ex-
change has immediate. complete and
instantaneous connection with the skin
of the whole of the back of the trunk
and is much more sensitive than that
of the skin in front
1t behooves us, then, to see that the
back is covered, If not more than. ut
least as much as. the front. between
the shoulders. In men the thin back
of the waistcoat is the undertaker's
best friend" In women it = the space
between the top of the corset and the
center of the neck. more especially in
that type of garment popularly known
as the pneumonia blouse" = London
Mail.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

Sir William Dugdale applied the
name pulpit butfoon' to Hugh Peters
Q59S-1GG0l. the joke loving Puritan
clergyman, whose pulpit pecularities
made him notable figure during the
English civil war, when he held the
post Of chaplain to the parliamentary
army. Peters was a born jester, and
the pulpit set no bar to his broad hui
NOR and pungent witticisms- al.
ways in the best taste. as, for exam
pie. when turning the hourglass while
preaching long sermon he said.
"Now, my friends let us have another
glass" His pulpit appeals were very
effective in winning recruits to the par
liamentary army, and when town
was TO be taken by assault the storm
ing parties were first stimulated to the
task by rousing sermon from their
chaplain.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

er frills that are mere nuisances? You'll
be far better contented in Il quiet place
like this: at fifty Il month";
"Fifty," said Bransfield. Every mod
crate, of course Yet
III tell you WHAT cried Allen.
Come around to the club and dine
with me. and we'll talk it all over
Pm not in dress" pleaded Brans-
field. Il haven't been going out much
All my evening clothes are packed
away"
'Confound the clothes. Or see here.
Fellows from one college, and all that
you understand, we're built as near
alike as. my two thumbs. | can fit you
out from collar to shoes. Your hats
all right It'll save a lot of time
During the brief walk to the club,
however, he recovered his self COM
mand.. and he resolved to give Allen a
complete statement of the situation
while they were dining, but just as he
began this painful recital two men
paused beside the table, and Allen in
troduced his guest, with the result that
the four ate together with great good
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

EMMA CALNE T. and a half nozzle,
He told him to wait until lie got a sig
nal to turn the water on and then to
play for all he was worth.
\ few minutes later Nine. Calves
carriage swung up to the curb, and the
students, recognizing her as she step
ped forth. opened lane for tie singer
and let out three cheers. The carpenter.
who had an eye to a hole in the stage
door, got ratified Mt this moment and
turned on the water. Nine. Calve was
bowing her acknowledgements for the
reception of the students when cold
stream struck her and made her gasp.
She put up her hands in protest, but
the carpenter stood valiantly to his
post.
Giving up in despair, the prima don
ma finally gathered up her skirts and
with head down made dash for the
stage entrance. The carpenter at last
saw his mistake. Nine Calve rushed
to her dressing room and half an hour
later appeared on the stage as serene
as if nothing had happened.
While Lawrence D'OrSay. who Is
now touring in "The Earl of Pawtuck
et,' was playing in Denver recently
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

relates. land told her it was Ghosts
Thereupon she informed me thHt she
had some lovely white goods that she
could make up for me-
Miss Shaw has an aversion to remov-
ing her hat at social gatherings, and
at one time hostess, a little provoked
at her popularity, demanded reason
for it,
well, you see. it's my hair said the
actress promptly. 81 have a head of
hair that always looks like rats nest.
If I smooth it down primly | feel un-
comfortable and embarrassed. | shall
never forget the first time | met Bern
hardt and her remark about my hair.
'NIademoiselle,' she said. 4 am glad
TO meet at last woman whose hair
looks worse than mine.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

1ldfhS, anu dSdIn
the colored man
quietly and myste'
riously entered and
declared:
"If you were the
devil himself DO you
think you could
make me like you?"
To the guests sur
prise, tie actor took
the interruption as
a matter of course,
4, - o. -
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

YOUTH In SHIRT SLEEVES APPEARED.
apologiZed as soon as Bransiield turned
to face him. Obviously there must be
bulky six footer named Allen among
the tenants.
Looking for the janitor?" inquired
the young gentleman. pausing upon the
stairs. And then, without waiting for
reply, he put his head over the ban
lister rail and yelled Jack"
Instantly youth in shirt sleeves and
without hat appeared from below as
If shot up through trapdoor. He had
yellow hair In wavy pompadour and
bright blue eyes; upon the whole, a
very animated and cheerful person to
have about the house. Bransfield ad-
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

came SO bOisterous
that the stage man
ager became alarm
ed. He conceived the
bright idea of repel-
ling them with a fire
hose. Forthwith he
stationed the ear
penter ut the stage
entrance and armed
him with fifty feet
of three inch cotton
hose ana an inch
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

stairs. and they have all the trays
down there"
so Mrs. Campbell is giving a din
uer!' musel Hodge.
Yes" said the boy, "and all the
actors in town are down there.
"All?" said Hodge.
"Oh. yes" answered the boy, "all but
the cheap skates"
Since Heinrich Conried, director Of
the Metropolitan Opera House, New
York, has come into prominence as an
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

impresario he has been granted con
tiderahlc space in the newspapers
1t is told that at a dress rehearsal of
"ParSifaw Il book reviewer said of
him:
Il know a rich stockbroker who
thinks he can write verse. This man
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

NOT WeSlall uFullld-
fist lbsen. Two
seasons ago. when
she was preparing
to play the role of
Mrs. Alving in h.
sens Ghosts, she
called on her dress.
maker to talk over
the subject of cos
tunes.
"She asked me
W h Il t the pla v
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

he dropped lnto Il
local barber shop
to be shaved. Aft
or the barber had
completed his min
lstrations and Dor
say had left the
chair a travelling
man, the next in
turn. appropriated
it and, turning to
the man with the
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

and, turning 10 Tie
actor, said, You
must eX' use me for
not bringing this
on Il tray, but all
our trays are in
use tonight
"Is that soF' re-
piled Hodge. AMI
how does that hap
pen 2"
We'll" said the
boy, Mrs. Pat
Campbell is giving
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17
Just His Luck.

Hussel-Hello! l knew you'd drop in
today.
Boren-Eh? Really?
Hussel-Yes, | never was so busy In
all my life.-Philadelphia Press.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

Now and then the actor. author and
poet L. II. Sothern admits visitors to
his dressing room. He did so in Cincin-
natl, where he entertained somewhat
nervous and eXcitable gentleman dur
ing his moments "off stage"
In the midst Of one of their argu-
ments there entered the room Il disni-
fed and decorous colored man, who ad-
vanced to the center. saying in an ear
nest monotone:
Have you no fear of God?" and mys-
teriously departed as he came.
Mr. Sothern'S guest was naturally
astounded. but he was too we'll bred to
ask questions. Resuming his argu-
ment, lie again grew heated in his re-
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

Emma Calve. who is winning golden
opinions and golden coins in Il Euro
bers with chill an experience she had
in this country about year ago, when
she went to New Haven, Conn. to sing
the role of Carmen. 1t happened that a
large number of students We're deSir-
opera and only few could be hired.
There was quite mob of the unsuc-
cessfu applicants. and their pranks be-
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

was done
"'WellT said the stockbroker. Well:
Pretty good. ehf'
"'Pretty good the other murmurel
in q cold voice.
I'D like to print this with my name
signed to it, tie stockbrJker went OH.
but the trouble is | don't want ii
known among my business friends that
am poet
"'ls that any reason said Mr.. Con.
ried, why You should hesitate about
signing the thingT"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

W lggS OF the CAB
hage Patch"
As soon as the
astoniShed dealer
could recover his
breath he took an
other look at the
bloodthirsty midget
and then. entering
into the spirit of
the occasion. pro-
duced a toy pistol
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

WDlcn II PNDlOupu
JAMES caps and proffered
it to the diminutive exponent of trag-
edy in real life.
Master William looked at it con-
temptuOusly. II want Il sure enough
gun that will make a hole in Mr.
Hodge" he piped in petulant. childish
tones that contrasted strangely with
his dire threats. The embarrassment
of the dealer was relieved at this mo-
ment by the arrival of Miss May Nc
ManuS, who is the Asia of the house of
Wigs. Master James is in her charge
while the company is on the road. The
youngster is of very jealous DISPOSE
ton. He is devoted to Miss McManus.
and when Mr.. Hodge addressed a few
words to her While waiting in the
wings for his cue young James deter
mined to have his hearts blood. 1t is
feared Little Tommy may have to be
put under bonds to keep the peace.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

so SOtlern NlSllOr
in a daZed mauner continued his arSu-
ment, only to be interrupted again by
the same colored intruder. this time
with the remark:
y know you now, and God knows l
pity YOU
Mr. SOthern's guest was now too sur
prised to talk. He sat in collapsed
condition until the same man had en-
tered three separate times and in an
expressionless voice had said:
Il am as changeless as the sun. |
will carry my soul pure to heaven
You are the strange woman.
"You shall be us beautiful as | am
and as happy"
This last remark was too much for
the mans nerves. He was barely able
to gasp: "Sothern. what the blazes does
this mean? Is this joke or an insane
asylum? Who is this fellow
THAT" said the actor--'that IS SIM
plv nv dresser, Lewis. His duty is to
notify me of the progress of the play
by lines. In that manner know when
my cue comes
ooh" said Mr.. Sothern's guest, wip-
ing great beads of perspiration from
his face, Il was beginning to believe
had EN-"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17
BY Wireless
From the
FoofHGbtS
"Y WANT a pistol to Kill n ma

"H WANT a pistol 10 kill a man.
and | have the money right
81 here. am an actor, and want
II Kill some one, but not in the
piece. | want TO kill him stone dead"
In this blunt fashion Il dealer in fire.
arms was approached by prospective
customer. He bent over the counter
and saw a tiny but resolute figure he
fore him. 1t was Master William Bur
ton James, the fOur-year-old actor who
plays the role of Little Tommy in Mrs.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

had Conried TO din
ner one night. ami
after dinner he
was so inhoSpitab,e
as to read aloud to
his guest a long
poem called Alec
hol.' Conried lis
tened silently, and
he continued silent
after the reading
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

r,,or soi3. LAWRENCE d OR
SAY, do you SAL
know who that was you just shavedF'
mo, sah," replied the barber; 81
dunno"
Well" replied the drummer, that is
Lawrence D'Orsay, the Earl of Paw
tucket.'
"Is dat so, sab? Well, well, Is
often see him on de stage. but dis is de
fust time | ever had de pleasure Of
meeting him socially"
Miss Mary Shaw, who created the
role of Amrah in "Ben-Hur" and who
has been playing with her company at
the Circle theater, New York, recently,
is a great admirer of the works of the
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17

William T. Hodge, who made hit
as Mr. Stubbins in Mrs. Wigs of the
Cabbage Patch was studying up FOR
Il production in Chicago two years ago.
and. becoming thirsty along in the
early hours of the morning. he called Il
boy and. as he tells the story, ordered
"a bottle of milk" When the boy re-
turned he bore the bottle in his hand,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1905-03-17
VOL. XXXH
..--., District Probate Court.

.-. of sand Court viii be held at
second Tuesday oi October and
...- -.....a tlc second Tuesday of No
-,.E .Iay. West concord the second
... ... rr.tmur- and lune. LunenburE
...... rs.~.Iav ~ January aud July.
L't ... .....Ius viii be held at any place in
. ..-rr.. rE tErvrtuCnt.
-ae '''-' ROBERT CHASE. Judge
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-04-13

often ends in q sad accident. To
heal accidental injuries, use Buck
lens Arnica Salve. A deep wound
in my foot, from an accident, writes
Theodore Schuele, OF Columbus,
o.. caused me great pain. Physi.
clans were helpless. but Bucklen s
Arnica Salve quickly healed it. "
Soothes and heals burns like magic.
25c at all druggists.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-04-13
TRUSTEES SALE
or VALUABLE
Real Estate,
Situated at Piney Point, Sc. Ma
ry's County, Maryland.

Qy virtue Of a decree Of the Circuit Court
~ for st. Mary's county, sitting as a
Court OF Equity, the undersigned as Trus-
tee named in said decree, will offer for
sale ON THE PREMISES AT PINEY
foINF, st. Mary's county. Maryland, on
MONDAY. April n, 1905,
at IL o'clock, NJ, all the property in the
cause Of John Ii. Travers and wife. and
Others, vs.. Maria l.. Heinhardt and 9TH
ers, No. 1O25 Equity In said Court des-
cribed, containing
151 Acres OF land, more or less !;
improved by a large hotel, bar-room,
barber shop, kitchen, etc, and "a Gotta
ges, with front ON the Potomac river
Of one mile or more and a fine bathing
beach. This property has been for many
years a favorite resort ON the Potomac
river, near where it empties into the
Chesapeake bay, and offers rare induce
ments to the purchasing public for a sum-
mer resort, with full and ample accom-
modatiOns for sOjourners who want good
bathing and good accommodations.
TERMS OF SALE:-One-third cash:
One-third within twelve months with in
terest, and the residue within two years
with interest; or all cash at the purcha-
ser's option.
A deposit Of $500 of the first payment
viii be required OF the purchaser ut the
time ofthe sale. Conveyancing, etc. at
the cost Of the purchaser.
CHARLES II. STANLEY, Trustee.
No. L. Lexington St., Baltimore, Md.
Immediately thereafter the undersign-
ed, as Attorney for the owners will offer
ut public sale IS Acres of land, more
or less, adjoining this property, i'm
proved by dwelling. The terms OF sale
will be made moderate to any bona fide
purchaser.
CHARLES III. STANLEY,
Attorney for the Heirs OF Elias Travers,
deceased.
March 23. 19O5-ts.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-04-13

Parties having Real or Personal
Property for sale can obtain des-
criptive handbills neatly executed
and At city prices
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-04-13
1906 ali Ready 1906
FOR THE
SPRING and SUMMER.

We wish to call special attention at this sea-
son TO our line Of spring and summer Goods.
Our line OF
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-04-13

[Continued on Fourth Page.1
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-04-13
GARDEN SEEDS

are complete, comprising every
thing you can ask for Ia that linz
and at the lowest prices.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-06-09
~Mi55 Cara G0oGEe

benefited as she was. Miss Goode is
president of the Bryn Mawr Lawn
Tennis Club of Chicago. She writes
Dear Mrs. Pinkhan:-
~ tried many different remedies 60 try to
build up nay system, which had become run
down from loss Of proper rest and unreason-
able hours, but nothing seemed TO help me.
Mother is a great advocate of Lydia b. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for female trou-
bles, having used it herself some years ago
with great success. So began to take it,
and in less than a month | was able TO he out
of bed and out Of doors, and in three months
/ was entirely well. Really have never felt
so strong and well as | have since
No other medicine has such record
Of cures of female troubles as has Lydia
t. PinlSham's Vegetable Compound
Women who are troubled with pain
fri or irregular menstruation, back
ache, boating Tor fiatulencel, leucor-
rhpa, falling, Inflammation or ulcera-
ton Of the uterus, ovarian troubles,
faintness indigestion, nervous prostra.
ton or the blues, should take imme.
date action TO ward off the serious con
sequences. and be restored to perfect
health and strength by taking Lydia O.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Mrs Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice She has guided
| thousands to health. Her experience
is very great, and she gives the benefit
Of it to all who stand in need of wise
counsel. Address, Lynn, Mass.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-06-09
FUN FOR THE PYTHIANS
Cairo Lodge Will Give Spread After
limitations Tonight-Big Crowd
Expected.

Cairo lodge, No. 173, Knights Of
Pythias VIII hold one of the biggest
meetings Of the year at their rooms in
The opera house block tonight. Three
candidates for the second rank will
be put through and after the work Is
finished a banquet will be served.
During the course Of the banquet a
roll win be called Of all the members
present and their guests and as each
name is announced the gentlemen to
whom it belongs will respond with a
few remarks of an Appropriate senti-
ment
The members of Ascalon lodge have
been invited to attend and alsa all
Knights of Pythias in the city and
it is expected that the lodge rooms
will be filled to their utmost capacity
when the work Of initiating the can
didates is commenced.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-06-09
zEMSTVO|STS
WARN THE CAR
TELL HIM THE COUNTRY Is ON
THE VERGE or WAR-THEY
DEMAND coNVocATloN or
THE ASSEMBLY,

ST. Petersburg June S.-The voice
oil delegates Of the zensyos and muni-
cipalities demanding IN no uncertain
tone the immediate cenvocat on Of
a national assembly to pass upon the
question Of peace o. war heal In
ternal strife and unite the people for
regeneration Of Ru STA will be hear [
in an address aaop'el BY the All-Ru =
sian zemstvo congress at MOSCOW,
which a deputations is bringing to
the emperor
TIE address arraigns the bureaucra-
cy and rem nds the emperor that his
oladge 10 conyoke a national assem-
bly, is slow Of fulhllment It says the
country is on the verge OF civil war.
TAe address concludes with sol
emn reminder Of the soyereign's duty
to God and the f3therland and a pray
or for action before 1t is too late.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-06-09
DEMONSTRATION
TO KING OSCAR
sWEDEs BY THOUs-
ANDS VISIT HIS CASTLE AND
ATTEST THEIR LOYALTY AND
AFFECTION.

Stockholm, Sweden, June S,-The IN,
habitants OF Stockholm to the number
of several thousand assembled in front
of Roseudal castle this evening and
made demonstration of loyalty and
affection for King Oscar His majesty,
accompan ed by Queen Sofia, Crown
Prince Gustaye and other members OF
The royal family appeared on the bal
eony and was greeted by the national
anthem, which was sung BY an en-
ormcus crowd accompanied by brass
sands.
The king. replying to short adj
iress. assured his subject Of his deer
gratitude for their demonstrations 81
love, and in conclusion said:
Long live our anc emit glorious and
loyal country, SO good and SO dear
Long live Sweden" Thunderou.
cheers greeted the close Of the speech
The national anthem was repeated
and the march past followed ,whicf
lasted until late hour crowds inces
sanity acclaiming Kink Oscar as they
passed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-06-09
ARlsTocRAcY
OF the ohio Penitentisry viii Be In.
creased by the Addition of
Banker.


Lima. Ohio, june 8.-Former banker,
railway promoter and capitalist, VIII
liam w. Leighton was sentenced to-
day 10 Join the aristocracy Of the Ohio
peniten.iary for period of three
years
lie ghton was the president OF the
Lima Savings and Trust company,
which failed last October, owing de-
positors $4,000, no dividends having
been yet paid He was convicted Of
forgery Of a bank check
leighton is 2S years old and had a
meteroric career as fnancer, but his
bank could not stnnd the strain Of the
Sandusky Southwestern Traction pro.
mot on A stay Of execution was
grant Cd, pending a review Of the Grim
inal case, and the banker was released
on bond given by his stepfather
Captain Bowling, and J. N Dewey, OF
Toledo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-06-09
FORWARD PETITION.
Prayer For Dredged Channel
Goes TO Washington
WAS SIGNED BY RlVERMEN FROM
CAIRO TO EVANsVlLLE-WlLL
MAKE slX-FooT STAGE.

petition signed by rivermen from
Cairo to Evansville has been forward
ed TO Washington to keep dredgeboats
al work between cairo and Eyanay lie
while waiting for the ninefoot stage
lock ana dam improvements.
Every year the larger boats between
Cairo and Evansville have TO lay up
because Of low water. and later on
the small boats also have 10 go 10 the
banks.
RiYermen claim tha. if tbe gov
eminent kept the channel dredged at
The Sisters, about seventy miles
above Cairo, and at Little Chain and
sharp's, twenty-five and fifteen miles
respectively, up the RIVER it would
give a channel through which many
boats might go for weeks after they
now have to lay up
1t would be a good investment OF
the governments money as it would
save thousands of dollars to TIC
teamboatmen ami mechanics along
he rivers now vitality affected by q
ieup Of navigation
1t will be difficult, if not imposei
Ale, to get any dredging done tn {
wear as there is no money appfo
oriated for il, but il is hoped to Sc
ehre an appropriation next year larg'
enough to carry on such work.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-06-09
KING OSCAR cussED
When the Norwegian Committee
Handed Him Document.

Chrlstiania, June s.. Mr.. Paulson
Premier AIichelsen's secretary, has
returned from Stockholm where he
went TO hand to King Oscar the letter
announcing the dec sion Of the Nor
wegian government. He says tie king
opened the letter and read the first
few lines. He then appeared to be
deeply moved and asked his secretary
20 read it aloud. AT the conclusion Of
the reading his majesty vented his
feelings IN unrestrained erms, but
soon became ealmer and spoke AMIGA
bly, 10 the Norwegian gentlemen pre-
sent, assuring them of his increas ne
affection for Norway and Norwegians