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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

A Toast: Ms. c -sy- Moor.
A Merry Hour That Leaves no Heartache.

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come the privilege Of greeting our
old friends. Each one we see calls
back some plea memory, until
the climax is reached with Mr..
Evans, whose broad smile reminds
us of happy days departed, and who
adds to our glee by declaring that
his other countenance which does
not consist Of this broad smile and
which is not used on pleasant oc.
casions) has been forever discarded.
And last, but not least, for the
untounded happiness Of this occas.
sion, | turn to the younger members
Of our society. Your generosity is
unlimited; your hospitality is IN.
fathomed; your fidelity is absolute.
And the desire Of your pure and
honest hearts to advance the cause
OF education and cement more firmly
this alumni in the happy bonds Of
fellowship and protection is to be
praised and upheld by US who have
strsyed farther away.
Allow me TO say this much to you
from my own experience, that nc
matter what a wealth OF show and
ornament you may see, no matter
what q GALAXY Of stars and brillisn.
eies voc may encounter, you will
take part in none happier, none
more joyous and none more spark.
ling than the alumnal meeting Of
NJ. G. S. These meetings are to US
what favor is to the fruit, or irsg.
rance to the flowers. They do not
deyelope strength or determine char,
acter so much as they measure in,
terror richness and true worth. and
as the blossom cannot tell what
becomes Of the odor which is waited
away from it by every wind, so nc
one knows the influence OF thes,
annual gatherings where our friend
ship is allied in happiness and
pleasure. II We work upon marble
1t will perish, il We work upon brass
time will effsee IT, il we rear tenn
plies, they will fsll and crumble into
dust; but il We work upon immortA
minds, II We Undue them with high
principles, We tn2rAye on thes,
tables something that time can mol
efseei such lie the work OF thil
school aud Of this principle who bal
so wisely set apart one night in eAel
year for these happy occasions
where We meet in reunion Of ola
friends who have become young
again; renewal Of past pledges
with the school and i,s teachers.
forming Of new SequAibtAtees, hAppy
and gay time Of cheer, Of Joy, o
iriendliness; truly, "A Merry Hout
That Leaves no HeAr,aehs.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
Saved by.Dynamlte,

Sometimes, flaming city lie saved
by dynAmiiipg space ,bA, the Ere
can't cross. Sometimes q cough
hangs on 30 long you feel - Il
nothing but dynamite would cure il
y. I. Gray, Of Calhoun, Ga. writes
MY wife mad very aggravated
cough, whieh.kep, her awake nights.
Two physicians could not help her.
80 she took Dr.. Kings New Die.
eovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds, which eAsed her cough,
gave her sleep, aud finally cured
her Strictly scientific cure for
bronchitis and la Grippe. ARR.
Haynes drug store, price soc and
II co. guaranteed. Trial bottle ir,s
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

Mr. Clews admits ,hA, his let h
by no means complete, but says lLa,
!, undoubtedly contains the names
o. the very richest men In the ooun.
try. Promintn, among the well
known capitalists who are no, 10.
slud,i are the members Of the 90
called Rocs Island crowd Wi,
liam II. aAd ]. II. Moore and d. q.
Reid and W. b Leeds nor does b,
name Senator W A. CLARK. Henry
O. Fnek, John W Gates, Norman
ID Rsam, The William q. Whiinsy
estate, Y. A h widsnst, the Young
er, The younger Vandttbills Mrs
Heity Green nor any Of the Other
notably rich women Of the country
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

personal. 1t is the fire that intensi.
fees all the faculties, raising from the
commonplace level OF friendship t.
the plane OF great deeds and grand
sacrifices. Its fame burns in all Of
us in greater or less degree. Those
in whom it is strong and steady are
in a chronic state Of being in love,
and the restraint and control Of this
natural force is an important item
to consider in judging life.
A third element, however, must be
considered, and that is the ruling
emotion in each life. Pride may
dominate, and that will overcome
love. The inner conflict between
pride and love may be terrible in
the extreme, and il pride conquers,
hate may take the place OF love be
cause Of the suffering the conflict
has caused The result is AWAY s
determined by the ruling emotion,
which may be love itself, or some
thing else, and is sure to be differ
ent ia different persons. Real si.
lection is always mutual; but in one
it may be intensified by passion and
in the other it may not be- and IN
one it nay already be preoccupied
and in the other it may not be.
II you know these iundam entsl
elements in any love plot, you can
determine absolutely what the out
come will be, almost as a mathemat
icsl calculation.
In writing love story you must
remember that you can tell the
story OF only one OF the parties, that
there must be conflict, and the
result Of it must radically change
the life course Of the principal char.
Acter OF the story
Here is simple plot: An Atirac.
tive, intelligent girl lie brough, up in
an atmosphere Of love and passion,
but Sc she is wanting in the physical
element Of passion she fails to exper
fence the enthralment Of love Of
which she hears so much. She has
many men friends, some oi whom
WOO her pAssionately; but when they
become passionate she gets disgus,ed
at their weakness and dislikes them.
Finally one man whom she likes ~
q friend and who does not oppresi
her with bis passion, offers bis hand
and is accepted because she feel,
that she must marry some one Ia
please her family Time passes and
she aud her husband become ih,
beet Of friends. Then enters = friend
Of his when be lie away, and unwit
tiugly even honestly. falls desper
Ately in love with the wife. Hsr
husband, learning the truth. is about
to leave Der. 10 her danger shs
turns TO him ~ Der friend and say,
Tor, and realizes how association ha.
knit their hearts, and thA, friend,
ship and affection have in the hour
Of danger become ,hsmselys q pas.
sion. She has learned the meaning
Of q love As tender and deep a. ID,
had ever dreamed Of.
Note.-Those who are interested
in THE subject may write to Sir.
Cody aud be Eill be glad to Ad,i,,
them in regard to books aud plan,
for study. Address Opera Hoas,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

Old Newspaper, for sale BY Z. p.
Stewart ., Mum A Tuokers
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09

gazed wisttully. just then the little boy
looked up. saw my two hungry eyes
fixed on him, and, being Il generous lii
tie chap, said: Here. duggie. want my
bunE ut the same time holding out the
tempting morSe!. Just at that delight
| lul instant the gong sounded, the lady
grabbed the boy 10y the arm and started
aboard, and |, of course. was Obliged
to stand there watching by only visible
means of breakfast fast disanDeorin.-
IL took me about a quarter of a second
to make up my mind for the hey stood
on the edge of the boat still holding ont
the bun 10 me. | made one dash and
jumped ON the boat Just before the man
shut the gates, holted the hun and
turned to retrace my steps. But il was
too bate. We were already slowly steam
ing for the Jersey shore and | suddenly
saw New York grow dim in the distance
| sat down to collect my Thoughts. for |
was terribly frightened, My native town
| knew was hard enough Ia exist in. hut
this unknown land ahead might Ice Il
thousand times worse However there
was no help for it, and wasn't quite
80 hungry, anyway.
Il staid close by my friend. the hoy.
and he patted me occasionally. So
think the deck hands thought | belonged
to him.
When we reached the other side
lost SiSRl OF Nlill ana then my idea was
to stay right on the boat which | knew.
Went back to New York again Two
deckhands. however, Sped me. aud each
started for me with a big wet mop.
ran this way and thar, getting perfectly
frantic and simply was So frightened
that | didn't know enough Ia run on the
boat, which, of course. WAS what th.,v
wanted. Finally | lay right down on .hr
deck. and one of those brutrs hit me
with the mop. Just then heard some
one call, oh, what is the matter with
that poor dog, and looking up saw our
own dear little mistress.
Tile men explained. and then Miss
Nellie insisted upon taking me hnalc|
with her. When | realized that | Was|
really to have Il home like other ,loga
WAS so happy it didn't seem true.
That was four long Years ago. con
cIUdcd Rover and from that day toI
this have never had au unhappy mo
mCHt"
Quite story" said Max. "but I'm
glad it isn't mine. For my part l'm|
perfectly contrntrd To never have known
what it meant to hr poor and homeless, '
Washington star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09

adapted to he fastened conveniently to
the harness The device described would
evidently be very efficient in catching
the swarms of insects which torment
horses in summer time, and it is evident
that the construction Indicated in the IL
mStratiou is admirably adapted for its
purpose, the cage preventing the disludg
ueut of the adhesive paper. II is antjc-
pated that unless the adhesive surface
OF the paper We're protected in some
manner horses tail might come in con
tact with the same: but this is ehceNtly
prevented by the form of the cage, as
will be- readily understood. At the same
time the adhesion between the paper
and the bars of the cage is sufficient to
maintain the paper in position.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09
Loggerhead Turtle 61o Pounds.

Charles +. Ducross, q marketman.
brought to Norwalk. Conn, the largest
live loegerhead turtle ever shown there.
II weighs go pounds. With its fppers
the DucrOss market. Its struggles pro-
voked humanitarians. and Mr.. Ducross
was arrested or a charge of cruelty to
animals The arrest provoked a con-
tention without parallel. Tie crea.
ture is not an animal, scientists say, and
its brain and nerve development are so
immature tia: it is practically devoid Of
pain Prominent residents, including a
former mayor, have taken sides in the
case. and lawyers have expressed them
selves as willing to defend the market
man fer nothing. as they are confident
be cannot be convicted. Meantime the
collection and 20 build a large wire pen
in the harbor III which to keep the log
gprhcad
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09
For the Children.
Our Village Eleven.

Except ut lunch. | cannot say
With truth that we are stayerS;
lei. though on village greens we play.
we re- FAR from common players.
The mason blocks with careful eye;
We dub him ''0ld Stouewau"
The blacksmith hammers hard and high.
And the spreading .chestnutS fall.
Sheer terror strikes our enemies
When comes the postman's knock
Whereas his slow deliveries
Would suit the veriest clock.
The butcher prides himself on chops:
Ills leg-CutS are joke;
Bnt when he lambs the slow long-hops
There's beef behind his stroke.
The grocer seldom cracks his egg:
lie cannot catch. he hutters
The gardener mowS each bag To leg,
Aud truudles daisy
Our tailors cut is world renowned;
The CoachmanS drives are rare;
lie II either cart YOU from the ground
or 20 home with pair
The village constable is stout
Yet tries short runs 10 win;
They say he's run more people ont
Than ever he ran i'm,
The curate captain every match
Bowls pitiie doomed to slaughter
But still is thought splendid catch
by the Wears elderly daughter
The matchmaker winds up the side,
But fails to time his pulls
By now he must he well supplied
With pairs of spectacles.
Our umpire's fair; he says "Not Out"
OR out Just MS he thinks;
Aud gives the benefit Of the doubt
To al who stand him drinks
No hcatngs tbeatingS are the rula
Cam make our pride dlmnish
Last week we doWncd the Blind Bows
School
After a glorious finish, Punch
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09
Hostess and Guest.

Ir bas been said thar women may be
divided into two classes. that of the
"boyn hostess" and that of the born
.,ue-t." and that neither fits into the 9TH
ar.s role with an degree of success.
,rnarp is one charming woman who is
known among her friends as Il. G.,
which mysterious appellation stands for
.jdeal @uest!' She explains her unique
tile ny saying: 1T is so silly. Any one
can he a perfect guests if she only tries.
An YOU have to do is to be pleased with
your entertainment, and try TO help your
ioStrSs make things agreeable for the
others. Yes. do visit great deal, and
I make it an inviolable rule never to re-
peat in one house what | have seen or
heard in another.
II is very modest and quite proper that
the ideal guest should thus make light
Of her qualifications, Those of us, how
ever. WHO have il faculty for observation
know of other requirements to the char
acter which she has not named.
The ideal guest" for instance, makes
the care of her room as easy for the maid
Il, possible. When she leaves it in the
fre.s turning to air. When she leaves it
for dinner or supper in the evening, all
her own belongings are carefully put
away in closets or drawers, thus making
no picking up after her-wOrk which is
wearing to the maid and which takes
much time. The Il. G." also remembers
mt noon. or when the guest room has the
most blaze of sunlight. to close the blinds
or drop the awnings. thus helping to keep
fresh her hostess dainty furnishings
IIarper's Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09
GOSSIP FOR THE LADIES.
100000 aN0aaeaoa.. s.s.ea.ss.ss.as sssa0aOaas

rho Orchard Lands Of Long Ago.
nh. orchard lands of Long Ago.
=, Ifov,sv winds. awake and blow
Tia snowy blossoms back to me,
~ au the buds that used TO be-
i.in[r hack along the grassy ways
~ rruant feet, and lift the haze
~ nanny summer from the trees
,,i,.t iruil their tresses in the seas
~ rain that float and overflow
.-b,. orchard lands of Long Ago.
RAW. back the melody that slips
IL ia2r laughter from the lips
-i,sr marvel much If any kiss
- swceter than the apples is.
DIow hnck the twitter of the birds
'-nr lsp. the litter, and the words
~ riprriment that found the shine
NJ summertime a glorious wine
MAT drpnched the leaves that loved 1t SO
n Aard lands of Long Ago!
q memory. aiizht and sing
Where rosy -bellied pippins cling.
Ard Id, den rUssets CLINT and CLEAN
A. ma ,ha old Arabian dream
The fruits of that enchanted tree
M. lad Aladdin robbed for me!
And. lrowsy winds, awake, and fan
Nv blood as when it oyerran
4 heart ripe as the apples grow
In orchard lands of Long Ago.
james Whitcomb Riley.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09

make up for a lot of ill-usage? Isn't it
nice to stand On pedestalg
1t has been said that hen-pecked
husband cannot call his soul his own:
that he is so driven, so abused, thar life
is a perfect misery to him.
The persons who say, or believe this
sort Of thing know absolutely nothing.
Hen-pecked men look meek enough, but
there Is depth of cunning about them
not To be found in men who rule their
households wisely and we'll.
In truth, the average hen-pecked man
Is Schemer of the first water: he sees
from the beginning that he has married
a masterful woman, if that term is al
lowable, and resigns himself to the com
tortable fate of being Il figurehead in
and allowing her to do all that is neces-
sary Tor, the home; settling all matters
and taking full responsibility for the
upbrlnglng of any children, thus saving
him any sort of worry.
Moreover, if he commits any indis-
Greet act he retires behind his wife, who
attends to the affair, and gets him out
OF the scrape, and SO on.
The hen-pecked man unhappy? Not
he; his life, except for Il little blowing
up at n time, is perfectly smooth and
easy, and the blowing up he receives is
really little after all; but he likes to
make the most of it and SO gain sympa-
thy; he is bit of hypocrite is the
hen-pecked man.
But. looked at from q different point
of view, if a man allows his wife to rule
him, and take the reins of government
out of his hands. is it not right that he
should suffer somewhat? 1t certainly
is and the pity is that the hen-pecked
man suffers SO little, for, look Mt the
man with Il simple wife: he has his
hands full; he has to do almost every
thing for her; she is too fragile to attend
to the harsher things of life, and he has
also to see to the upbringing of the fam
lily.
The hen-pecked man. on the other
hand, has not thought or care; he
earns n salary. that is all and there the
matter ends: his wife has to lay it out
to the best advantage; she has to appor-
ton the amounts for rent taxes, and
all such things, and the man sits by,
smiling and smoking-a man, yet no
man.
Pity the hen-pecked husband? No;
despise him if you like but never pity;
pity is wasted on such rs he. Give him
the chance to take up husbands cor
rect position, and will he? He would
be terrified at the very thought; what
n lot of work it would mean for him, to
be sure; no, no, says he. let Maria at
tend to all bothersome things.
In short. the hen-pecked man is a tri-
fer, an idler. and belongs to Il branch
of the born semi-tireu family: he wants
to live in peace, undiSturbed by The du-
ties which man ought to perform in
the hOme.-Detr0it NewS-Trlbune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09
Twilight Chat.

Five years ago paragraph went the
rounds of the daily papers; il was the
schedule of one wOman's work for day.
Those who complain of their lot need
to read it. for it contains Il world of
comfort. Few of us are required to do
as much or are capable of doing it if
required.
She was middle-aged woman and the
wife of Il farmer. On one of the hottest
days in August she and two of her chill
dren were driven to a hill two miles
away, where they picked fifteen quarts
Of blueberries and walked home. 1t was
then after o'clock but she canned four
quarts Of the berries. made Il batch of
pics went out into the field and raked
hay for an hour sprinkled the weeks
washing just i'll from the line, made bis
cults for the evening meal Of seven.
cleared away and washed the dishes, put
the younger children to bed and spent
Il good part of the night tending to d
sick child And FL wager she never
thought of complaining.
The city-bred woman thinks herself
abused when she has to do the plain
work of one little house. She hires Il
woman to do her laundry work and
scrubbing, buys canned goods and cooked
foods and spends her spare time in wish
ing that she was rich and could be lazy.
| wonder if we appreciate our privileges
time to time is not punishment for in
gratitude Most Of us are fairly well
of in blessings. They may not come
to use as riches or hOnors, but how many
mothers would exchange ono baby for
both? How many wives would give up
their husbands or sacrifice their little
treasures for something they lack? We
need lot of disciplines to bring us to
our senses, and sometimes we get it,
| used to pity girls whose lives were
spent in kitchens till | learned more
about them Then | discovered that they
had pleasures and diverSitieS of which I
never dreamed. Their lives were quite
as full as my own, of amusement,
friends, affection and happiness / felt
ashamed of my small efforts to better
lives that did not need my services |
have learned that we have got to make
our pleasures, to find bright spots for
ourselves or they never exist for rs.
Those who cannot do it in humble cir
cumstanceS could not compass il in lux
urlOuS surroundings. do not believe
that we need 10 pity any healthy, ca
pable persons. for there are manners and
customs TO which we are strangers, yet
which are none the less pleasurahle for
all that.
\ contented tot is a happy one. A con-
tented person is a useful one as a rule.
Those who preach the doctrine of rest
less ambition do not really mean that con
tentment of the ordinary kind is stagna-
ton, but that satisfaction with the exist
ing order of things would prevent the
discovery of improvements and clog
progress. Well, some of the improve
mems are not comfortable, others are.
1t is not comfortable to dodge autos in
crowded streets or to he kept from sleep
by the ali-night work on city and private
property. But against these discomforts
are hundreds of nice things like rapid
transit. electric lights and telephones
Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09
The Henpecked Man.

We smile when we hear of a man be-
ing henpecked: we pity him after Il fash
ion, and look upon him as bit Of n
silly. But it is doubtful if we should
smile, and it is questionable if a hen
pecked man deserves our sympathy, for,
so far as one can see. he is usually en-
tirely happy. and lives a long life of
comparative comfG.t.
This is perhaps antag0niStic to p0pu-
lar belief but il is accurate enough.
The henpecked man has good time of
it at home be has nothing to do with
conducting the household; his wife won [
allow it. nor will she permit him to pay
debts: she squares the tax collector and
the landlord and the tradeSmen's bills
are all settled by her. the husband is
saved all worry connected with these
matters.
Certainly. she rags him every now
and again: but he has quite a number
of compensatonS, for, strange to say,
she gives him great attention. She
makes him work hard and earn a decent
salary: but she is no fool: she knows
that if he is to do this latter he must
be well fed his meals must be regular,
and well cooked, and his health must be
attended TO generally.
Upon the whole, we might say that
henpecked husband is, firstly. wage
Garner, and, secondly, a kind Of house
hold ornament endowed with life, on
whom the wife can vent her spleen if so
willed, OF chat amiably to if inclined
that way.
As for the bullying he receives, why,
he hardens to that: his wife's tongue
running for an hour or two gets 10 be
no inconvenience: ID fact, remove il.
and he misses the sharp cuts which keep
him going: and. indeed. he would not he
without his periodical scolding for any
thing: it's the relish of his life.
One thing must not be lost sight 0f-a
henpecked man gets Il lot of sympathy
if he IL ever IN male company he is tile
one selected for honor. Poor fellow.
they agree. I'VE must make his life
tolerable: let us be kind to him" and st
on. and the henpecked man pulls a long
face. accepts the kind ness and is happy
When in female company be knows
that the ladies are sorry for him; and i
not that q great thing: Does it no
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09
Most Romantic Evening Marriage.

M0unted on high rock. Clayton +.
Hazelton Of Fairfield and Miss Cora
Fogg of New York. an elopimg couple,
were married under no other light than
that given by the moon. The Rev. II.
NJ. Newhall performed the ceremony.
The couple were friends in childhood and
attended the same school at Fairfield.
Miss Fogg later moved to New York.
but each season has spent a portion Of
the summer in Maine. This year. when
she came to Maine. Hazelton asked her
to marry him The minister was one Of
a picnic party and consented to marry
the couple. who had walked many miles
to find clergyman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-09

hours NJ time. with no chance for re
taxation In the illustration shown here
will bee found an ingenious device, the in
voniiou Of Wisconsin man, which
would be help 10 all writer's. It is a
pneumatic urm-rcst, consisting of "a bag
formed Of some plable mHtrral that is
impcryious 10 air. an aperture being pro-
vidcd trough which the bag may he in
iiutod. with an arrangement for closing
the aperture The two opposite sides
If the bag are Of such shape that when
inflated they form convex surfaces eth
er side Of the bag being turned upward.
After being attached To the arm by
means Of strap, the user can lift the
arm and move about as freely as de-
sired. the arm-rrst always remaining in
the same position.