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St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
Worse and More Of It.

Gee, but I'm unlucky!"
Whats the trouble -
My wife drove me out of the house
with q club, and / don't dare to 81
back
.'Too bad. =
And now she's suing me for deser.
tion. -" Cleveland Leader.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04

- - - -.
tive James A,
TaWney, Of Min
nesota, Who has
been the republi.
can whip Of the
house for several
congresses, x
presses a desire
s to give up that
distinction and e.
tire to the ranks,
This DOSitiOn Is
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
Willing to oblige.

.'If l agree to permit you to marry
my daughter" said the multi-million-
aire. sternly, will you promise to let
whisky alone?"
you bet WILL replied the gilded
youth, with alacrity. Nothing but
champagne for me after the wedding
comes OF. Chicago Sun.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
Correct.

Teacher What is q synonym?
Pupil-A word that has the same
meaning as another word.
TeacherAnd why does our Ian
guage possess synonyms?
Pupil So you can use one when you
don't know how to spell the othe,
one.-C Cleveland Leader.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
TIE GIvE-AWAY GRAFT.

Corn-salve Agent Gives Away Money
Lines Up His Customers and
Deals Out. Dimes and Quarters
Electric Belts al $40 sApiece-His
Clever Escape from His Dupes-
Sugar Sold at Cost Price-sugar
CRATER Caught by Angry Farmers
and Landed in Jail.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
WASHINGTON LETTER
A MILITARY MAN ACTING SEC
RETARY OF WAR.
THE AMERICAN PARTY WHIP
a Well Dressed Populist- Report Fa.
voring Restoration Of Army Cam
tion for Employees
in the Canal Zone.
AsHINGToN. - =.

A0IAAN0AON. ~
is not generally
known that the
man who has been
a tt ng secretarJ
of war for the
past three months
is a soldier OF
practical experi-
ence. Robert Shaw
Oliver, who wears
the title Of gem
eral" on account
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
The Curative Power Of PE-RU-NA
in Kidney Disease the Talk
Of the Continent.

Nicholas J. Hertz, Member Of Ancient
Order Of fWorlzmen, Capitol Lodge
No. 140, Pearl Street Hotel, Albany
n. T., writes:
s A few months ago contracted 9
heavy cold which settled in my kidneys
and each time was exposed to inclem
ent weather the trouble was aggravated
until finally was unable to work.
"After trying many Of the advertised
remedies for kidney trouble, finally
took Peruna.
TN week the intense pains in my
back were much relieved and in four
weeks was able to take up my work
again.
ST still continued to use Peruna for
another month and at the end OF that
time was perfectly well.
81 now take dose or two when
have been exposed and find that it is
splendid to keep me well. =
Hundreds Of Cures.
Dr. Hartman is constantly in receipt
of testimonials from people who have
been cured of chronic and complicated
kidney disease by Peruna. For free
medical advice, address DR.. Hartman,
President of The Hartman Sanitarium,
Columbus. Ohio.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04

II ~ OSNGA u0y
Washington was
frightened by a
visit from Col.
James Hamilton
Lewis, now OF
Chicago, but at
one time q meE-
ber Of congress
from the state OF
Washington. The
6 e In Lewis.
" b Os e aureoIe
WhiSkers have
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
Cold Storage Romance.

He-Had an odd experiences the
other day. One morning my break-
fast boiled egg had an inscription on
it. It said: .sThe finder may write tos
me, signed "Mary Smith. /"
She-What reply did You get
.'The postmaster replied. He sAid
that Miss Smith died Of old age sew
eral years ago. Louisville Courier
Journal.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04

Insinuation.
Jimmy You're in fer It, all right. p
boss is red hot!
Johnny-G Gee! didn't know he wass
dead! Cleveland Leader.
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
Mr. Tawney Wishes to Retire.

- - RESE NTA-
St. Tammany farmer., 1905-11-04
Col. James Hamilton Lewis.

H e other day
rxyarLaA-k-
The oasis., 1905-05-27

Division Superintendent W 4 McGoveru oi the southern Pacific was in Nogales Thursday on tour of inspection. returning to Tucson the same day Local Agent w. A. Bowman, who had been at Chil- ders, Texas, for two weeks, and who was on his way back to No- gales, met the superintendent's special at Benson and accompanied Mir. McGovern to Nogales. Mir. Peter Munch of the local office was acting agent during Mir. Bow mans absence.
 Dr. N. K. Noon returned to No gales Tuesday morning from Sina- loa, after spend three months in Mexico. During his absence from Nogales Dr. Noon travelled exten- sively in the republic and reports great mining activity in all the mining districts visited. In the vicinity of Alamos and Choix there appears to be exception activity, a number of mining companies being engaged in doing development work on properties in the Sierra Madre mountains, making Choix unusually lively just now as d supply center.
The oasis., 1905-05-27
Torres 6 PrietaS By.
TIME CARD NO. r In effect Oct. 30, 1904.

Train No. leaves Minas Prietas at 6 g a m. arrives at Torres at 7:15 a. m
 Train No 2 leaves Torres at 30 a. m arrives at Minas Prietas at 9:15 a. m.
 Train No leaves Minas Prietas at 4:45 D. m arrives at Torres at $50 '. m.
 Train No. leaves Torres at 6:2O D. n arrives at Minas Prietas at 7:15 D n.
 ALL TRAINS CONNECT 1T TORRES ON SONORA RAfLW AZ. MORALES. TO QUAY MAS AND VICE VERSA
 Wells, Fargo S Co.'S Express and Telegraph in operation between Minas prietas and all parts of the World
 shortest and best ronte to Yaqui River Barranca and San Marcial coa he de, sovopa -ahuaripa, Ures. La Blu a, La Dura. Yaqui Smelling Refining and Yaqut Copper com p0nies.
 Freight can be consigned to F. Fl Seymour to be forwarded by team from Minas rietas to the above named places.
 Advanced charges paid on all goods con signed to railway. which are received for warded and warehoused free of commission and storage charges.
 At Minas Prletas depot hacks always ready to make trips to any of the above named points at reasonable rates.
 FH. SEYMOUR. Pres Prop.
The oasis., 1905-05-27
COFFEE
To Rent.

To Rent.
 Nicely furnished rooms in pleas ant neighborhood by the week or month. Apply to K. L. Crowell, The Daniels. If.
The oasis., 1905-05-27
NocALEs NOTES.

absence visiting the Methodist missions in Sonora, Sinaloa and La Paz He leaves next week fol Phoenix. Rev. NJ. Villareal will spend tomorrow, Sunday, at Santa Ana.
 Henry Levin made trip to Tue son Ill his automobile the latter part of last week. He made the trip out in a little less than four hours of actual travelling and cov- cred the return trip in five and three-quarte hours. The dis lance is seventy-eight miles.
 Prof James 4. Cowan, who has been taking the school census for School District No 1, including the town of Nogales, has completed his work. He reports $40 children be- tween the ages of 6 and 21, all in- crease of 189 over the showing made by last years report, which was 751.
 Thursday morning Gov. Rafael Yzabal, chief executive of the state of Sonora, Mrs. Yzabal with their four daughters, and Miss Carmela Mendez, came up from Hermosillo en route to Los Angeles. They went to Tucson, and at evening took the west bound overland train.
 Captain J. D. Milton has re- ceived a letter from his nephew, MT. Wm. Gamble, late deputy sheriff of Santa Cruz county, who left here in February very ill At Tucson he submitted to an opera tion for an abscess upon the lungs, which proved very successful. He Is now in excellent health, and weighs more than ever before.
 An old rail-splitter in Indiana put the quietus upon fellow who chafed him about his bald head, in these words. Young man, when my head gets as soft as yours, l can raise'hair to sell" We can't raise crop of hair ourselves, but we can raise the dickens on goods by lowering the prices You will find that out by calling at the Southwestern Commercial Co.'S store.
 The Mexican Herald" of May 17th contains very interesting account of the completion in re cord time by Captain L. w. Mix of sewer contract in the City of Mexico. In one month and three weeks he completed a piece of work fully as great as similar work per- formed by other contractors who occupied three months or more in completing their undertakings.
 Mr. B. E. Worthen of the firm of Gardiner, Worthen X Goss of Tue son, who has been east two months. attending the tests made at the Westinghouse copper mines at Copperfeld, Vermont, Of an oil smelling furnace, the invention of Alr. Worthen himself. is expected to leave New York today, return ing home. He has reported to his house that the tests have been eminently satisfactory.
 
 Wednesday TIE OASIS man drop ped into the First National Bank, and, complaining of a weakness of his eyes, Cashier Bracey Curtis un- locked and opened the great vaults in the safe, exhibiting the great sums of gold, silver and paper money that sterling financial
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-30
. DARING OF LIONS.
Inciients to PROVE rhat the Brutca
Arc Not Cowartily.

1t has been said many times that
hons are cowartllv brutes. buf of the
many lions with which have had per-
sonal dealings. eNpectcdly and uneN-
pectedl,. the epithet cowarlly is the
last ! should consider appropriate in
describing them | have been charged
hys;, lion, and lie certainly did not look
cowan.ly. | have come face to face
ut q distance of some twenty feet, With
family party of half dozen, fortu
nately full fed. They stood. with quiet
dignity, looking at us, and then SLOWLY
moved away. stopping every few yards
to stand and look again. There was
neither fear nor meannesS in their ap-
pearalce OF behavior
I have seen lions stalking game. and
| have myself been stalked by them
Ii / could have encouraged myself With
the conviction of their cowardliness
when was the quarry and they thu
hunters, it would have put different
aspect on the situation. We We're AZ
this time living in q station over seven
Y miles from the nearest connecting
link with the outside world, and when
man eating lions took possession of the
one road which led to this link things
became serious
A large troop was reported. and the
natives maintained that this troop ran
along in the grass parallel with the
caravan road Ia path some ten inches
wide,. and. having selected the most
edible member Of the caravan. jumped
upon him like flash. and. Selling him
disappeared as quickly as they came
Our mail runners. attached to whom
We're couple OF native police armed
with rifles, We're several times attack
ed. Finally. as the wall party was
camping one night. fortunately for it,
with Il native caravan the lions be
came so bold that. in spite of fires. they
sprang upon a native and carried him
of into the bush.-Mrs S. L. Hinde in
BlackwOOd's Magazine.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-30
WASHING CLOCK FACES.
some T,mep,ece. Grow soiled More


Quickly Than Others.
"I've been washing the faces of the
city clocks nigh on to ten years,
guess said II pleasant Scotch irish
American, 'and before that / did it in
the old country. There aren't many face
washers in this land, and the few who
know the business do well at it, He
looked prosperous in his tweed suit and
derby hat.
''.sNs eui york anything like ttlsat u
the steeple climber he was asked.
Bless you. no" he replied, with
twinkling eye, muclf amused, oniy in
one thing, and that is that mostly sail
ors take up with the trade. That's be
cause We're good climbers, you know
I've washed the faces of city and
church clocks that We're $50 feet from
the ground, and it took me two and
three weeks to do it. I'm a practical
clock repairer, too-have to be- you
know-and do my work in u huge
wooden cradle made for the purpose.
Some clocks get their faces dirty in u
year or SO: others remain clean ten
years, ttuu; SD Ou olu DEL, wv eSlltllu-
sters great clock, is expected to keep
clean fifteen years.
''In the old days the trade was more
dangerous. We used to work from
scaffods and got many dangerous
falls. Now we have the cradles and all
the fxings and comforts, and If man
keeps his head he can work rs well as
on the curb. How is the pay? Well.
that's hard to figure for we work by
the job. We don't clean clock faces in
winter, SO we make enough in the
summer to last the year round. OF
course sometimes the clocks are taken
out Of their cases and repaired in the
shops, Last year cleared $1,000 and
visited only two other cities, Chicago
and Boston. This year I'll make more,
because building operations have grim
ed the clocks and given our trade a
lift"-New York Post.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-30
! The word Derrick.

The word derrick for a machine used
to lift heavy weights is curiously de-
rived from London hangman in the
beginning of the seventeenth century
whose name was Theodore and who is
often mentioned in old plays. He
rides circuit with the devil, and Der
rick must be his host, and Tyborne the
inn at which he will light occurs in
''The Belinan Of London" published
in 1916. The name thus corrupted
came afterward to be applied. by an
easy transition. to the gallows and lat
er still to any frame or contrivance re-
sembiing It in shape.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-30
4 Rint OF Ink.

Canon Nicholl used to tell how on on.,
occasion he had visited the famous
house of the Thrales in that suburb Of
London where DR.. johnson was Mt
home. Johnson" said the canon in
recalling the visit. had occupied two
rooms, and these We're left as he last
used them. The sight was an extraor-
binary one, for Ink was splashed all
over the floor and even Oh the walls.
1t was one Of the doctnr'stllahits to dip
his pen3iii ink AMI tiien shake II.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-30
The Natural Eject.

Father From my observation of him
last night ! came to the conclusion
that young man of yours was rather
wild. Daughter OF course. 1t was
your constant observation that made
him wild. He wanted you to go up
stairs and leave u alone. Phiiadel
Dhia LsdnR-
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-30

David Harum," the novel written
by the late Edward Noyes Westcott,
netted the authors estate about $125.-
600, according to statement made in
- saxseGatsts sass<t nyEacuaa, N. X.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-30
A Cautious Statement.

More reserved in its wording than
most epitaplls is one in Derbyshire
ehurchyard, which, after giving partic-
iulars of birth and death, concludes.
Twas said he was an honest man.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06

Iiuco vi tru
nave been arranged for by the management
OF Ringling Brothers Worlds Greatest Shows,
ana those who wish to go to Carroll where
this great exhibits Sept. 9Th n do SO at
very little expense. This will be the only
point in this vicinity where the show viii
exhloiJ tn S season, and no one should miss
the OPP ortanity to witness it. Ringing
Brothers circus has been the leading aren.c
exhibition of America for yea s, but the
show has never been permitted to rest upon
its reputation. Although it long ago passed
the point OF competition every season sees
a greater and grander show This years
performance is entirely new. and entails
the combined efforts of 375 wonderful
artists in the equestrian, gymnatic, eQuii-
bristic, acrObatlc and aerial line, together
With fifty famous clowns and hundreds of
lesser lights. Six hundred and fifty horses
are used and marvellous terained animal
department S presented. The circus this
season is greatly enlarged by the specular
production OF the Field of the Cloth OF Gold
pantomine presentation of the we'll known
and beautiful his, orical meeting between the
Young Kings of England and France, The
vast menagerie has among hundreds of feat
urcs the only living pair OF CRATES. the first
paby elephant successfully bred and reared
~ Am rlca, and the only rhiEocerous in cap
WITTY. There is gorgeous revival of the
toman hippodroDe races and many other
,tupendous features in this great circus
3frcus day opens with brilliant street
parade. three lilies IN length Don't fail to
See IL
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
CARD OF THANKS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Burmeis.ar wish
the REVIEW to express for them their
sincere and heartfelt thanks to the
many friends whose kindness and SYM
pssiy at the time Of the death of their
Ga 'ghter Hattie will ever be remem-
bered. Especially do they wish to
thank those who showed by their
beautiful floral offerings their love and
respect for their beloved daughter.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
Notice of First Meeting Of Creditors

In the District Court Of the United States for
the Southern District Of Iowa.
In the matter OF Julius Ahart bankrupt
To the creditors Of Julius Ahart. OF Dow
Clty, in the County OF Crawford, and District
aforesaid, a bankrupt
Notice is hereby given On the Goth day of
August, A. D., 1905, the sai6 Julius AhaIt,
was duly adjudicated bankrupt; and that the
The office Of the Clerk Of the District Court in
Oenison, Iowa, on the 10th day OF September.
A. d: 1908, at 1880 O'Clock in the A. M, at
which time The said creditors may attend.
prove their claims, appoint a trustee, examine
the bankrupt and transact such other busi-
ness as may properly come before said meet
ing
1t w. S. MAyNE, Referee in Bankruptcy.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
Public Auction.

The undersigned will offer for sale on
the Shropshire farm, iou. miles west,
one mile north Of Denison, the follow
ing Described property:
Thursday. September l4th. 1905.
Sivty-four head of cattle, - good
cows, + yearling steers full blood An.
gus bull two years old, % calves. bal
ance yonng cows and heiiers. Two
yearling cclts, spring colts, some nogs
pigs and shoats. Some "a OF Is geese,
II ducks.
One corn planter weede7, cult.
vators, tanning mill. corn shelter
b:dsled. some household goods and
many other things too numerous tc
mention.
FREE LUNCH AT NOON
A WHIPKEY.
Col. McAHREN, Auc5ioneer,
SEARS MCHENRY, Clerk.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
oFTHE
First National Bank
AT Denison. Iowa, at the close of business on
the 18TH day of Aug, 1905. as required
by the Comptroller of the Currency.
RESOURCES.

RESOURCES.
Loans and Discounts. .............. S476.7s2 a6
,verdrafts, secured and unsecured 2ll9 ~
United States Bonds TO secure Cir
culation. ................ 100000 on
sank Building, furniture and FIX
lures. ~. $4,000 or
Due from Approved Reserve Agts. 1914 81
Checks and other cash items -. ;,97 26
Notes of other National Ranks. $40 90
and Gents ...........:....... 1877 SO
Specie. ......................- S4Ss 90
Legal Tende! Notes. ............... $4,000 OF
Redemption fund with U. $. Treas
urer Is per cent Of circulation).... 5000 Oh
Total. s7l3 go 90
LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid in............... 100000 90
surplus fund. observation-disclosures. 5000 90
Undivided profits, less expenses
and taxes paid ....... -. 1865 s.
National Bank Notes outstanding. g9,7Y1 30
individual Deposits subject
TO Check. Observation-Disclosures. ISIQ9 II
Demand certificates of Deposits. 62.s29 81
Fine Certificates OF Deposits. 2a2,3ls 10
Total ............... s7l3, 200 80
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06

"A cold or cough nearly ALWAYS pro.
duces conssipation-the water sll runs
to the eyes. nose and throat instead OF
passing out OF the system through the
liver and kidneys. For want Of moist
''"e the bowels become dry and hard .
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar is
tue original Laxative Cough Syrup.
1t meets and correets the above con-
ditions, by acting as pleasant
cathartic on the bowels-expels all
colds from the system and cures all
coughs, Group, whoopine cough, La
Grippe, bronchitis, etc.
LAMRoRN DRUG Co.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
Order Fixing Date Showing Opposition
to Discharge.

ntte United States District Court, Southern
ttistric. Of Iowa, Western Division.
In the matter Of Frank Birkhofer, bank.
iupt
On this 3lst day of Aug, A. D.. 1906 on FL
'ng and reading the petition of the above
named bankrupt for his discharge herein, it is
l!05, be and the same is hereby fixed as the
late on or before which all creditors Of, and
al other persons inter esteA in, said estate
ruptcy OF said bankrupt; shall, if they desire
~ oppose the same, file in my Office in Coun
Ill Bluffs. in said District their appearance
n writing, in opposition to the granting OF
>aid discharge; and also within ten days
hereafter. file in my Office specifications OF
he grounds ot said opposition.
Witness my hand hereto at my office in
ouncil Bluff, Iowa, the day and date herein
irst above written.
l. W. 5. MAsNE, Referee in Bankruptcy
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
Notice Of First Meeting Of Creditor.

In the District Court OF the United States fol
the Southern District of Iowa
In the matter OF Joseph Vim. Stepanek
To the creditors of Joseph VIM. stepanel.
OF Dow City, in the county Of Crawford, and
District aforesaid, bankrupt
Notice is hereby given on the Goth day OF
August, A. D., 1905, the said Joseph VIM. Ste
panek, was duly adjudicated bankrupt; and
that the frss meeting OF his creditors will be
held at the Office Of the Clerk Of the District
September, A. D., 1905, at 1920 o'clock, A. NJ. .
al which time the said creditors may attend
prove their claims, appoint a trustee, exam
inc the bankrupt, and transact such other
business as may properly come before said
meeting.
1t W. S. MAyNE, Referee in Bankruptcy.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
Notice OF First Meeting Of Creditors

In the District Court OF the United States for
the Southern District of Iowa.
In the matter of Adolph Ahart, bankrupt.
To the creditors OF Adolph Aliart Of Dow
City, in the County of Crawford and District
aforesaid a bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given on the 3Uth day OF
August, A. D., 1905, The said Adolph Ahar,
was duly apludicated bankrupt: and tina,
at the office of the Clerk OF the District Court
in Denison Iowa, on the 10Th day of Septem
Der, A. D., 1905, at 1880 O'clock IL The A. M
prove their claims, appoint tra tee. exam
inc the bankrupt, and transact such other
business as may properly come before sale
meeting
1t W. 8. MAynE Referee in Bankruptcy.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
Notice of Probate OF Will.

e erATa oo oo 5DMA In PROBATE
In the District 5our, of Iowa, in and TO,
Crawford County-Notice o1 tie Reading
and Probate CT Win
To Whom 1t May Ccncerh;-
You, and each of you, are hereby notified
to appear At the court house in Denison
Crawford County, on the 26th day Of 5 p,em-
Der 1905, at O'Clock a. M, to then ard there
ing, purporting to be the last vii. and Tesla
entof Claus Mundt late Of said county
deceased at which time and place you will
SAID Will should not be admitted 10 probate
In testament whereof ] have hereuntc
subscribed my name and affixed the seal OF
1905
35-st CLAUS PAIL, Clerk
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-09-06
CIV Payne and wife to H 81 Carleton


CIV Payne and wife to II Carleton
lot u blk West Side ....... 463 i
Asa Brown unmarried to Frances G
Crnzap lots II and 12 biz 40 Denison 1900 0
Western Town Lot Co to A Petersen
lot Is blI.1T Klron -. ...... $50 0
Cbas . Cruzan and wife to Asa p
Brown e!a ne14 and lot 2 sub-diy o.,
nwne "a sec "a Goodrich twp IL. Is q G47l q
September
Hattie Poitevin to Western Town Lot
Co tt. 100 in part sec II Union. eg 0
Frank Woolslon and wife to western
TOWN Let Co 1880 q IN VIZ nw1.1
sec II Union township - % 0
caroline t5igley To george Naeve nel-4
secelon 12 unien township ..... $500 0
Eva PaTkins widow to Lncy r
Draper lots II and 10 blk g. Manila 1850 Q
ohm Carey and wife to p y Cranney
lot 3sub div Of lot l2. biz 5 Vail -. 1909 0
September q
Lot.ie WeneTg to Peter Webers
nepwl-4 sec 30 Stockholm en- SELL
snd sesw I'D zee % Otter Greek twp t4oo o
Loais NJ Coon and wife to w w Coon
lots 1910 biz Q Wagner and Evans
add........--. \. -. 1860 0
n Y sheldon and wife TO Eli Baber le.
IS BLK Dow City .....-... ... POI Q