The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1905-03-31

with his family, This property has
attracted the attention of practically
nearly every visitor In the city, and
is considered the finest residence pro-
perty IN Pierre.
You are all cordially invited to at
tend the L. Y. p. $. social in Colts
werth's hall tonlgnt.
About 100 Mennonites have settled
in the northern part OF Beadle county
this spring, and many more are COM
ing,
A. ID. Paulson has few pieces OF
good land near Sisseton for sale aud
anyone desiring to purchase a home
will do we'll TO see him. He also has
two lclinq which he will
sell cheap. 3O-tf
"Say, Matilda" remarked a Sisse.
ton housewife, "be very particular
about eggs, the way to keep eggs is
TO lay them on their side in cool
place." ''All right, men," said Ma
tilda, "ill speak to the hens about
It,"
The KING OF Siam has declared
that he will stop gambling. One
reason given is that, like some Sisse-
ton boxer reformers, he Is bad loser,
and luxe the boxers when he held
two or three kings he always had
another king about his person. But
unlike the Roberts county boxers, it
isn't recorded however, that the king
of Siam ever repud,aIed his gambling
checks.
We sent one of our Sisseton sub.
scribers bill for nine years back
subscription last week, but he didn't
pay it, not on your lithotype. This
man showed the paper back IN the
post Office marked "refused." We
said he was man-excuse US he
ISN'T man he is Cross between An
Arkansas hog and a skunk.
Robt. M. Howells Is now engaged
in extolling the merits of the celc-
brated Nichols & Sheppard threshing
machine. He left Monday for Will
mot to begin active operations. Any
time Bob gets after fellow to sci!
hlm a machine,that man might as we'll
emulate the example Of Davy Crock
etts coon and say "hold on Bob, don't
shoot, I'll come down.
The announcement Is made that
the Indians will receive a 100000
payment soon to aid them in the pur.
chase of seed grain and the neces-
saries of life to help them through
until another harvest is gathered.
The credit for securing this payment
belongs largely to III. L. Spackman,
who visited Washington the first of
the month to urge the necessity for
such payment.-SummltS Signal.
! Doane Robinson, superintendent Of
census and vital statistics, ls sending
out notices, calling attention to the
fact that on and after Jnly 1, 1905,
every birth and death in the state Of
South Dakota must be promptly re-
ported and a record made of same.
If physician is employed he will
attena to the matter. II no physi-
clan is employed, any person who
knows the facts may make the report
In every case where no physician Is
Iemployed some person who knows the
facts must at once 20 to some con
venient justice of the poace, who will
be supplied with all necessary blacks
tor reports and who will attend to
the matter. No corpse can be buried
or shipped, after July l, 1905, with
out first securing a burial or trans
portation permit from justice ol
the peace. No expense is ATTACHED
to securing these permits. The nev
law establishes heavy dnes for fail
ure 10 report births aud deaths, O
for bUrlat, or shipment OF corpse
without proper permits.
, WANTED-Trustwor MAJ or W,
! man tn manage business In the cout
( ty and adjoining territory for wei
Established house of solid tinancta
o standing. $1,000 straight cash salar
g with all necessary expenses pal,
j. weekly by check from headquarters
Z Money advanced for expenses. Posi-
tlon permanent. previous experIenc
> not essential. No investment re
~ quired. We furnish every thing En-
d close self addressed envelope. Addres
: Manager, 80 Como Block, Chicago