The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-03-29

frauds. those Oregon people must
have been trying to steal the face of
the earth.-Batop Rouge Times.
King Edwards is missing NO bets
when it comes to popularizing himself
with the Irish people. He has form
ally announced that green is the
fashionable color for mems clothes
this spring. Atlanta Constitution.
The kaiser declares he has the great
est army in the world. We notice
that German war in Africa has been
going on about two years and more
natives rising all the time.-Atlanta
Constitution.
The feminine half of the world may
not know how the masculine half lives,
but it tires of trying to find out.
Washington, (La.) Enterprise.
If President Castro does't let 90 of
that French cable he is liable to get
an electric shOck.-New York Com
mercial.
"Wealth is q DANGER w are as
sured by no less eminent authority
than DR.. Lyman Abbott. 1t surely is,
when the other fellow has it, and
selfishly persists in holding to it.
Otherwise we beg to differ with the
doctor. At least it is q danger that
few e will fly from. Most any of
US will face it when it comes our way
and never bat an eye.:-MOntgomery
Advertiser.
The circus trust has cut Denver from
its route this season. Denver has q
continuous performance in the political
circus line and ices no necessity for
paying for something not as good
Atlanta Constitution.
Now the secret is out. An Ohio
paper explains that Mrs. Chadwick,
in her young days, borrowed 80 from
q loan shark and that the rest of her
career in trenzied finance was spent
in an endeavor to keep up the interest.
Atlanta Constitution.
Dispatches from st. Petersburg say
the Gar has decided to continue the
war. The Mikado seems to be con-
tinuing it without saying sO.-Baton
Rouge Times.
You can hear most anything these
days. Let nothing surprise you. 1t
is now said that Oyama has been
winning all this time because he is
married to q graduate of vassar Col
lege. We shall presently hear that
she is the real general. These are
times of opportunity for women
Baton Rouge Times.
Hind sight is said to be better than
foresight, but it's queer how many
more infractions Of the law q man can
see while he's . candidate than he can
find after he's elected Farm
and Ranch.
It is noticeable that the trusts have
not yet been afflicted with any such
spssms of conscience as the man who
turned Oh, 900 into the United States
Treasury. Conscientious remOrse
may be infectious, but the process is
slow in some cases.-Baton Rouge
Times.
How comes it that the Legislature in
each State OF the Union is worse than
the Legislature Of every other State
in the Uni0n?-Memphis Commercial
Appeal.
And now Coxey spoils the whole
business by stepping in and saying
that Bryan and Roosevelt accepted
his ideas In the solution of the rail-
road problem.-Beaumont Journal.
There isn't much difference between
. trust and . monopoly. When q
girl feels that she can trust . fellow
she wants . monopoly on him.
Philadelphis Record.
A Chicago professor declares that
cons and sons hence man will have
been transformed into . bird. The
Chicago professor is already . bird.
Atlanta Constitution.
But ultimately the dissatisfaction SO
broadly sown through the country in
recent times by the Tsrbells, Lawsons,
orators and journalists is bound to
bear bitter fruit for Standard Oil.
Public opinion concerning this mono