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The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Ira N. Goddard has been town clerk
of Millbury, Mass. for ffty-two years
and Is now the unanimous choice Of
the Republican caucus for another
term. At the election last November
he was chosen TO represent his district
in the state assembly. Mr.. Goddard is
rs years old. but looks fully fifteen
years younger. He and his wife will
celebrate their golden wedding this
year.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

A Pennsylvania town of 5000 inhab-
itants has just erected its first church,
though 1t has been in existence for 1870
years. Evidently 1t has had no occa-
sion to pray for its mayors and alder
men in public.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

The Chicago Journal devotes about
a column to a communication seeking
to prove that love is magician
which reveals hidden beauties" ANY
man who has been in love knows all
about that trick. Tell us something
new.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

1t having been discovered that Oku
and oyama are Irishmen, and that
Kuropatkin is really Pat Corrigan.
there will be no objection to letting
in the Russian minister OF the in.
terror. Mr.. Bouligan. He evidently
stole in from the Observation-Disclosures
about Galway.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

The esteemed Boston Herald de-
clares that few of us realize what a
vast amount of poverty there Is in
this country" The Herald must have
been looking over the newspaper
bunch pretty closely.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

A Chicago physician says that
drunkards are diseased and suggests
means for curing them. The trouble
is that a good many OF them have
no desire to be cured.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

The New York Sun says: "A poet
comes to us now and then. We mean
real poet who has the stuff" But
even real poets have become so used
to hearing their productions referred
to as stuff" that this will not discour-
age them.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Boston. according to the Herald. is
getting exceptionally healthy" People
who can survive a steady diet of
beans. brown bread and Goldfish must
be painfully healthy.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21
Makaroffs Daughter Maid Of Honor

MALI Makaroff, only daughter of the
Russian admiral who was drowned by
the sinking of the warship Petropav-
losk, has been chosen maid of honor
to the Czarina and to the dowager EN-.
press of Russia. Her mother. a WON.
an of Polish origin, is a profound lin
guist and accomplished musician. She
has dabbled in occultism and has writ
ten books and plays. At present she
is engaged upon a biograph of her hus-
baGd.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Everyone who is troubled with
"symptoms" will be interested in the
statistics prepared by leading life
insurance company showing at what
ages different diseases may be expect
ed to stop human machinery. inc
figures deal with a period OF ntty-
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Los Angeles firmly believes It has a
man who can produce rain at will 1t
knows. at any rate. that when he takes
look at the sky. and decides 1t is
time to go and shoot of his cannon a
few times, the rain comes.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Thirty-two babies were born In two
days to families of working men en-
ployed at the Carnegie steel plant at
Homestead. Pa. The stork was work
ing over time.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

An English actress has recently
made 100000 specializing in stocks.
She says she did it all without the aid
OF tips" Moral: Always beware of
tips" on stocks.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

An Alabama editor has been ap-
pointed convict inspector in that
state; Glad to see the profession rec
ogniltd on any terms.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Mems pockets are to be made deep
er and wider this season. This looks
like a neat stroke of sarcasm on the
part of the tailors.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

President Roosevelt might find quite
a number of 100000 men" If he were
TO take them at the estimate of their
wives.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

King Edward has given up the
white vest habit. and this country
may now be expected to hew to his
clothes line.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

The princess who has been selected
for King Alfonso is several months
older than he. and the records can't be
doctored. Being a princess has draw
backs, too.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

The New York World says paint
is sure sign of prosperity" But so
many girls will put out the sign, re-
gardless.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Two New York detectives are
|rumored to have "spurned brides"
Evidently misprint for 'urned."
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

1t now costs sS2,5OO TO get into the
New York Stock Exchange. Often
costs more than that to get out again.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Massachusetts now proposes to tax
bats. This bill should include the sort
hat play in our back yard.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Commander Peary has a 100000
|hip. and hopes he is man of the
proper figure to sail it.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

French undertakers prey on dead
Americans. Well. unlike hotel keepers
and others, they lave no chance at
live ones.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

The Berliners are playing poker to
peat the band. Another American in
tasion, no doubt.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Unfortunately for Sir Thomas. the
British cannot build yachts as well
bs they can play checkers.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Acid plus salt makes life, according
b Prof. Loeb. But you have TO know
he recipe.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

es c'tn. nararaix-alak -has-aIsnai,--
an apple which Eve gave Adam. No
wonder trouble followed.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Don't buy it out Of a bin or
a canister. buy it in lb or lib
packages.
las--sy s.ehas. Of sehfIlias's Best Tea s a bseh-
~ How To Make Coed Tea
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

wilkins: II believe that dog of mine
knows as rnriGh as do" Bifkins:
Huh! I've loan smarter dogs than
that"
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Counting the four.legged variety
pnly. the census bureau found in this
country 47.329.5l7 hogs.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Henry James says the American girl
: elusive Not if the boy comes with
heater tickets.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21
IN . Pinch, Us. ALIENS rooT.EAsE.

A powder. 1t cures painful smartins. nerv-
Gus feet and ingrowing nails. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
sweating feet. Sold by all druggists. 2Sc.
Trial package FREE. Address A. s.
Olmsted, Le Roy N. Y.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Every married man has two wives
one that he really has and the one
he just thinks he has.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Nearly every man would like to pass
Judgment on trusts from the inside.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

The self-made man is at least con-
siderate enough to relieve Providence
of the responsibility.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21

Joseph McCauley. of 144 Sholto
street. Chicago, Sachem of Tecumseh
Lodge, says: Two years ago my
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-04-21
ALL BROKEN DOWN.

No sIeep-No Appetite-Just a Con-
tinuaI Backaehe.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
RESISTANCE TO LAW.

The face of the sun must be marred by some unusually malignant spots; or, the rapproachment of Venus and Jupi- ter must have some bad influence upon mundane affairs; or, there must be some disturbances in the world of causes. whatever that is, since even ad- vanced nations are reverting to the practices of their less enlightened days.
 For an illustration we need only re- fer to the so-caned Passive Resistance movement in England, which has re- suited in the incarceration and perse- clifton of hundreds of loyal, moral and God-fearing subjects of the King. It is difficult to realize that this is the fact, in this century, in country that has always been the pioneer of religious liberty in the world; and yet, it is so. In one year, since November 1903, a great number of persons have been treated in this medieval fashion. The first criminal of this class was an old feeble minister of the Methodist church who had served faithfully for forty years, and with whom there was no fault found, except that he refused to pay his share of the maintenance of what we in this country would call a ''sectarian" school. For this he was sent to prison. Others followed in rap i'd succession. Nearly all the free churches have representative in the prisons for the same cause. And their prosecutors are said to act with re- markable brutality.
 But imprisonment is only one phase of this persecution. A great many victims are being deprived of their property. Furniture. pictures, books. everything belonging to those who re- fuse to pay is seized and sold. In one instance G100 worth of goods was seized and held to satisfy a demand for 15 shillings. Others are being boy cotted, and ruined in business.
 The Resistance" is protest against the laws that compel citizens to pay for theological school instruction, in which they do not believe. It is a pro- test against laws that make the hold ing of certain offices dependent on cer- tain theological opinions; and against the use of public money for the pur- chase of prayer looks, crucifixes, inn ages, etc. IL is Q war for conscience, for principle, and those engaged in it, are 20th century martyrs, in Great Britian.
 These Passive Resisters. as they are called, are law-breakers. and are not ashamed of standing forth as such in public gaze, because they certainly are in excellent company. They are the kind of law breakers to whom the world is indebted for almost every step forward it has been able to take The prosecutors object to the odium of this epithet. They do not want to be named "persecutors" They call themselves the guardians of the law. And they are, technically what they claim. But in the light of history the realty not the pretense, will be most prominent. The two classes will in that light appear just what they are. One will be awarded a place among the martyrs for liberty and truth, while the other will be classed with the mur- derers of the saviors of the world. The fight for conscience in England is a great object lesson to all the world Salt Lake News.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

which devour the microbes of disease. By exposure to freezing cold the sys- tems of these animals lost part of their natural defenders, and became more subject to invasion by harmful bacteria.
 Furthermore, he found that repeated exposures of such animals to Slight de- grees of cold increased the number of these defensive organisms in their blood. By moderate and repeated ex- posture they were hardened against the attacks of disease.
 The lesson of these latest scientific researches to people who wish to avoid having pneumonia or influenza or catching cold is plain. It is not to bother about microbes at all, but fall back on the common sense methods which their ancestors. who never even dreamed of bacteria, derived from ex- perience.
 This is to do just what they did: Keep the feet dry, avoid sitting in drafts when warm, not bundle up too much in cold weather. and harden the body by reasonable use of cold water and cold air baths. Thus may they bid defiance to the micrObe legiOns and avoid catching cold.-Chicago Inter Ocean
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
SOME MINING DEVELOPMENTS
 ABROAD.

In the c. G. P. de Laval roasting or calcining process, employed in Sweden, the crushed ore or mineral is continu- ousIy fed into drum fixed horizon tally which rotates at such speed that the powder stratum nearest the wall of the centrifugal force and friction, is following the rotation of the drum, when it reaches or approaches the highest of the drum falls down through it in a transverse direction, while a current of air or gas is passing through the drum lengthwise.
 A flooded shaft in the Augusta Vic toria colIiery in Westphalia was re- gently drained by freezing. The shaft was filled with sand because it was found it would freeze easier than water and offered greater resistance to the outside pressure of the water. Besides, its use allowed setting the freezing pipes in larger circle around the shart.
 Sweden Is the only country in Europe CNorway. Portugal and Spain except eD that has copper mines capable of a considerable output although they are almost unworked. The import of copper ore for the past few years has amounted to from $SO4, 900 to S1.O72.O00 annually. With the large increase in the price of copper that has taken place recently the value of the import would be increased to not less than S1. SIG, 900 to $2.144.OOO.
 During the past twelve months a mine of graphite has been successfully worked on one of the slopes of Mount Bopple, in Queensland, within thirty five miles of the seaport of Marybor ough. The material found is of very good quality and the output is likely 10 be considerable. At a depth of thir fy-two feet thrity-five tons of graphite were obtained in cutting through a
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
HOW NOT TO CATCH COLD.

The microbe theory of disease has become 9 popular faith, not to say a popular fetich. Thousands Of persons keep themselves in constant agitation in order to avoid the microbes which they imagine are the sole cause Of con sumption pneumonia, influenza and even common cOlds4
 Of course it is true enough that var ious diseases are conveyed by the mi mute organisms known as microbes, or bacteria. Yet Knowledge of that fact does not save people from disease. In- deed it often diverts their energies in a useless war with microbes from those practical precautions by which our ancestors in utter ignorance of even the existence Of such things, man. aged to keep good health.
 The bearing of this aspect of the case has been well brought out by a writer in the Medical Review on ceI- tain recent researches regarding the influence of exposure to cold in in creasing the liability to disease.
 A German biologist named Duerck has found that rabbits infected with the pneumonia developed that dis ease if exposed to cold, while the rab- bits not so exposed threw off the in lection and did not have pneumonia.
 Nagelschmidt, another German biol ogist, has found that the blood of rab- bits and goats dipped in ice water showed a decrease of those organisms
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
MISSIONARY cows
Three of Them En Route to a Chine SC
 Field of Labor.

Sometime late in May there will be landed in a southern province in China three missionary cows. They are travelling thitherWard from California under the safe conduct of the Rev. William N. Brewster, a Methodist Episcopal missionary at Hinghua, South China. letter written by MT. BTews- ter and mailed at Honolulu, says that these missionary cattle were enjoying the voyage as we'll as the Fest of the passengers of the good ship Siberia" and that if the skies were as pTopiti- ous beyond Honolulu as they had been before reaching there, the cows would be landed in China in peter condition than when they left San Francisco.
 When Mr. Brewster first went to Hinghua, seventy-five miles south of FoochOw. on the coast. in the autumn of 1890, there was not a native COW in the whole region that had ever been used for dairy purposes. They use their cows for blowing only. The mis- sonary bought 9 COW and succeeded in getting about two quarts of milk day. The milk cost him not less than ten cents a quart. After a while he arranged with q native to sell him milk at about six cents a quart. During the last twelve years the people of the region have learned the value of milk in sickness. Quite Q number of men making a fair living by keeping cows and selling the milk not only to the foreigners but also to native custo- mers. A man may be seen leading or driving one or two cows through the street pounding a horn to let the people know that the milk man is coming. The cow is milzed by the door of the cus- toner who buys by the ounce what he knows to be undilUted milk.
 These Chinese who thus purchase the milk are not buying food but med icine. A bottle of milk costs five cents, American currency, but this sum rep resents a days wages for the servant class, or the equivalent of a dollar a day in America. In other words a bottle of milk in Hinghua is as costly as a bottle of patent medicine is in an American city.
 MT. Brewster hopes to change all this in time. He has on the ship with him one Holstein-Jersey and two Hol- stein Durham animals. They are from one of the very best dairies of Califor- mia. In a few years there will be scores of Eurasian cows giving from ten to twelve quarts of milk a day. instead of from three to four quarts as the native cows give. Dairy farming will become a new and profitable industry in that region, and Chinese sick peo- pie. and babies can get milk at a more moderate cost and of superior quality.
 Two women connected with Metho- dist churches in the United States, for mer school friends of MT. Brewster, have paid for these cattle and for their steamer tickets; and accompanying MT. Brewster is new missionary. young man who was reared on a dairy farm in Canada, who Is to take charge of the Industrial department of the Mission School in Hinghua, of which dairy work is hereafter to be a part.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
POSITIVE PROOF
Should Convince the Greatest SkePtic
 in Phoenix.

Because its the evidence of
 Phoenix citizen.
 Testimony easily investigated.
 The strongest endorsement of
 merit.
 The best of proof. Read it:
 T. w. Hanks, of sol North First St, for years employed by the Mccormick Implement O., says: "I consider Doan's Ointment one of the best prep arations on the market I was annoyed with itching hemorrhoids, commonly called piles, for six or seven years lat terly continually. Sometimes the itch ing was so intense that it fairly set me wild, despite the fact that I used ev- erything I read about recommended for such ailments, and everything which my friends advised. Finally my broth e -in-law advised me to take a certain course of the treatment, and when I went to the Brisley drug store for it, MT. Larson advised me to try Doan's Ointment. I did so and l have never regretted taking his advice. The first application so soothed the irritated parts that l knew I had at last ob- tained something with more than or dinary merit. A continuation of the treatment absolutely stopped the at tack. A short time ago I s,calded the toes on my right foot. Doan's Oint- ment healed the burned part rapidly. When l say it beats anything I ever tried or heard about for giving posi- tive relief, only half state the facts" For sale by all dealers Price 50 cents. Foster Milo lrn Co, Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan's-an take no other
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
CAR LAWS AND RULES.

Church-There is a law against ex- pectorating in the cars in New York. is there not?
 Gotham-Oh, yes.
 And is there not a law against standing on the platforms"
 Certainly there is."
 'I suppose, of course. there's a rule against getting off a car while it is in motion?"
 "Oh, yes, there are laws and rules against doing everything in the cars except standing up!"-Yonkers States man.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
HAS A STEPMOTHER.

A strapping lad of F years was reg istered in one of the public schools of Philadelphia. He readily gave. several facts called for, but he did 2tDt know whether his birthday fell on the 10th of November or of December.
 The principal was surprised at this display of ignorance on the part of so old child, and he asked how it came to pass that he hadn't learned the date of his birth. 'I wasn't born" said the boy; q had a stepmother.' .''-Lippin- cott's.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

large mass, and on continued sinking operations fine seams varying from one foot to six feet have been reached. Several shipments made to paint manufacturers brought $50 per ton. The famous mines in Cumberland, England, worked as far back as 1850, have given out, and the main supply of British and American graphite man. ufacturers now comes from Ceylon.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
ENCOURAGEMENT.

Miss Grasper-Isabel- hear me. In all the excitement of money getting. in every transaction my one thought is of you. Mag I hope?
 You must give me a day to- con- slider; but, in the meantime try, for my sake to keep on the right side of the rket."-Brooklyn Life.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
Cancers and TumOrS

Dr. Hibbard removes external growths with out the knife His method is safe, sure and suecessfui-The knife is a failure in most cas- es, thousands die annually of caDcer-It is cal led incuFable and the knife only IS resOrted to. My treatment is without severe measures and is with little pain and complete safety- It gives the best and most satisfactory results.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

It is a cheap notion that man who votes for a candidate is influenced by drink of whiskey, a cigar, or a dol lar. Nine voters out of ten want can didates to let them alone.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

There is this in favor of the women wearing corsets: When they have them on, they are not hanging around the house over the back of chair Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

Those who have been watching the movement of the Baltiv fleet will be glad to know that it won it's first bat tie: a battle wit a lot of defenceless fishermen.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
Invaluable for Rheumatism

have been suffering for the past few years with a severe attack of rheumatism and found that Ballards S Snow Eminent was the only thing that gave me satisfaction and tended to alleviate my pains. March 24th, 1902, John c. Degnan, Kinsman, Ills. 25c, soc, and $1.0G. Elvey &, HuIett.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19
The Best Couch Cure.

S. L. Apple. ex-Probate Judge, Ot- tawa, Co.,, Kansas writes: "This is to say that l have used Ballard's Hore- hound Syrup for years, and that I do not hesitate to recommend it as the best cough syrup I have ever used" 25c, soc, $1.0O. Elvey & HuIett.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

An Atchison man yves married in his Overalls the other day. He had bet ter clothes, but the sheriff wouldn't let him go home after them.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

The Janice Meredith curl is behind the times. The girls now take time by the forelock.-Philadelp Record.
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

It is like reading a doctor book to talk to some peopIe-Atchison Globe. iMoie HEIRS. .hhn', t. .. .fage g
Arizona republican., 1905-03-19

An Atchison wife holds her husband responsible because of the fact that she is old-Atchison Globe.