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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
A Good Deal of Nonsense.
About "Blooa Purifiers. and .ronic.

About "BloOd Purifiers" and "T0nics.'
 Every drop of blood. every bone, nerve and tissue in the body can be re- newed in but one way. and that is, from wholesome food properly digested. There Is no other way and the idea that a medicine in itself can purify the blood or supply new tissues and strong nerves is ridiculous and on & par with the fol-de-rol that dyspepsia or indigestion Is a germ disease, or that other fallacy, that a weak stom- acn which refuses to digest food can inflaming the bowels by pills and ca thartics.
 Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets cures in- digestion, sour stomach, gas and bloat- ing after meals, because they furnish the digestive principles which weak stomachs lack ,ahd. unless the defi- ciency of pepsln and diatase is sup piled, it Is useless to attempt to cure stomach trouble by the use of "tonics," pills" and 'cathartics" which have absolutely no digestive power, and their only effect is to give a tempor- ary stimulation.
 One grain of the active principle in stuares Dyspepsia Tablets will digest 5000 grains of meat, eggs and similar fods, and experiments have shown that they will do this in a glass bot tie at proper temperature, but of course are much more effective in the stomach.
 There is probably no remedy so uni versally used as Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, because 1t is not only the sick and aiiing, but we'll people who use them at every meal to Insure perfect digestion and assimilation of food.
 People who enjoy fair health take Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets as regu- larly as they take their meals, because they want to keep we'll. prevention is better than cure, and Stuart's Dyspep- sia Tablets do both; they prevent in- digestion and they remove 1t where il exists. The regular use of one or two of them after meals will demonstrate their merit and efficiency better than any other argument.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
GETTING RICH.
Is a Bad Habit, According to One Mii-
 liOnaire.

Is a Bad Habit, According to One MIL
 liOnaire.
 Chicago Special to New York World
 N. 0. Nelson of St. Louis. a million afre against his will, told Chicago au- dience these things about the rich ana riches:
 Getting rich is merely habit--a bad habit.
 Wealth piles up load on the shoul- ders of the captain of industry. Wealth Is menace to children and grandchildren who had no hand in it's accumulation. There is no comfort in living in mansion with half dozen servants. I saw a $200.000 mansion the other day. built from the proceeds of cot ton corner.
 It will give the owner no comfort and cost the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of cotton mill operatives. You know and know that the harae est job a man can have is living to a big income. f,
 Try living with the poor. Hire a room for S1.5o a week and eat 10-cent breakfasts. It won't hurt you. The microbes of disease are no more " to harm you there than in s, m heated room for which you would pay $s to s5 day. M
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

along the front of which twenty men a day were slain by sharpshooters. mail was delivered every time that trans- port arrived, which was almost daily. Men on the firing line received postal cards from their sweethearts and moth- CTS an hour before death.
 Telephone and postoffice followed the flag; the Red Cross preceded 1t. The medical corps came, not in the wake of the army, but close on the heels of the pioneers. Before even the infan- trymen entered. Chinese village 1t was explored. the water of its wells analysed. its houses tested for bacteria and the lines of encampment laid wn This unusual sanitation Is looked upon by surgical authorities as perhaps the chief cause of Japanese success.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

consin is needed to fight the railroads to a finish he stands ready to be there to the end.
 But La Follette's greatest purpose in declining the Senatorship is said to be to demonstrate that there is at least one man living who dares put his ann bition behind him and set his face fast and hard to his duty To decline a Senatorship is something that happens so rarely that the country would stop and note the fact.
 In this connection it should be re- membered that he is one of the few men in the country talked of as a can didate for the Presidency in 1908. He and his followers see that the trend of the times Is towards Government con- trol of railroads and tariff readjust- ment. They believe that what has been done in Wisconsin under the lead ership of La Toilette will be under taken sooner or later in the Nation. When that time comes La Toilette will be thought of as a Presidential can didate,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
An HIstoric Incident.

The following dramatic story con- nected with the royal opening of 6 parliament is almost two centuries old |according to The London News. After Queen Anne had met her faithful lords of commons. at the beginning of one session in her reign, she held court in Westminster Hall. Within that his toric edifice an old countryman took keen note of the brilliant scene, and he was asked by one of the silken gal lants of the period who was in attend. ance if he had ever behdeld anythina like it. He replied. Never; since sat in that chair!" He was Richard Cromwell who became protector ir 1e5S. but retired after q few months rule.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

Now. have ceased to take any divf- dends from our business. Although it Is operated in my name. the employees all get dividends on their wages, amounting during the last ten years to from to 10 per cent. This goes toward buying an interest in the bus mess and paying for houses, except three-tenths of it. which is devoted to philanthropies.
 MT. Nelson built the town of Le Claire. IL. opposite St. Louis. and there conducts a mammoth profft-shariug business with 4,000 employees
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
MANY WOULD MARRY HIM.

Southern Man Kept Busy Meeting Wo-
 men Anxious to wed.
 Baltimore Special to Philadelphia Re-
 cord.
 J. H. Robinson of Salem, N. C., has had lively Sunday meeting applicants who answered an advertisement invit- ing widows and maiden ladies over 30 to correspond with a widower of means who wanted to marry again.
 MT. Robinson came to Baltimore principally on a business errand, but decided to avail himself of the oppor- tunity to find helpmeet. There were about sixty-five letters in the mail from maidens and widows, and Mir. Robin- son had to use the strategy of an army commander to map out the city so as to meet them at the various meeting places they designated. These included the parks, the postofices and churches in various sections of the city, so that Robinson had to be lively to be at the different places at the hours set.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
WITH THE JAPANESE ARMY.
Some of the Causes Which Helped on
 Success i'm the Field.

In the advance of the Japanese army down the peninsula, telephone lines- men bearing on their shoulders coils of thin copper wire, not much larger and of no more weight than a pack-thread
 followed through the kaoliang fields on each side of the commander, says Richard Barry, in The Century. The moment he stopped a table was pro- duced, receiver was snapped on the wire and telegrapher stood ready. More remarkable was the advance of the telephone into the contested re- doubt of the Eternal Dragon, where a station was placed and operated for four months, with the Russians hold ing trenches only forty meters distant and on three sides. At this station.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
A Pioneer woman Physiclan

Dr. Mary Harris Thompson of Chi- cago was ths pioneer woman physician of the northwest. A portrait bust of her has been unveiled in the Art insti- tute of Chicago. She Is the first wo- man physician in America to be thus honored. Dr. Thompson was noted for her surgical skill.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
LA FoLLETTE's. AMBITION.
May Decline Senatorship to he Candi-
 date for President in 1908.

Washington Special to New York Times.--Wisconsin politicians here are watching the course of Gov. La eol- lette with no little concern and some amusement His unique act in declin- ing to come to Washington on the 4th of March to qualify as United States Senator is still discussed as a mystery but the latest news from the Wisconsin Governor seems likely to produce even more wonder. It is said that he con- templates declining the Senatorship, remaining Governor. and appointing one of his State leaders to take his seat in the Senate.
 His object doing this would be two- fold. One result would be to show that if the presence of La Toilette in Wis.,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
ITS MERIT IS PROVED
RECORD OF A GREAT MspleInE
A Prominent Cincinnati Woman Tells How Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Completely Cured Her.

The great good Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is doing among the women of America is attracting the attention of many of our leading scientists, and thinking people geneF. ally.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

Japan has three national holidays, January 1 is one of them and the birth day of the reigning Emperor. Mo- vember 3. is another. But February Il is the greatest of the three dates. for 1t is the anniversary of the coronation of the first Emperor Jimmu. who as- cended the throne at a palace called Rashiwara. near the modern town of Nara. five and twenty centuries ara.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

H a ' (swamp-Root is pheasant to take, If you are already convinced that Swamp Root Is what you need. you cAn
 purchase the regular ifty-cent and one
 dollar sise bottles at the drug storea
 everywhere. Don't make any mistakA
 but remember the name. swamp-Root. Dr. Kilmer's swamp-Root. and the ad- dress. Binghamton. N F. on every bottle.
 is Swamp Root in promptly curing even or CT bladder troubles. that to prove itn pie bottle and book of valuable in-
 mail. The book contains many of tho al letters received from men and women Root is so we'll known that our read tie. Tn sending your address to pr re to say you read this generous ofkei
 The proprietors of this paper guar
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

Backache and urinary troubles are danger signals sent to tell you that the kidneys are clogged and congested; that the system Is rapidly filling up with uric acid and other poisonous waste that should be passed off in the urine.
 Healthy kidneys filter out of the blood every day more than an ounce of poi son. But when the kidneys are sick, this fiitering process is either hindered or suspended. So the body can never be well when the kidneys are i'll: and 1t is because so many people neglect sick kidneys that kidney diseases are human ills.
 It is easy to cure any form of kidney trouble with Doan's Kidney Pills be- lore 1t reaches a fatal stage, and there you have kidney disorders. ' The most common of these symptoms are:
 Pain in the small of the back,
 hips. or sides; pain when stoop-
 ing or lifting.
 Headaches and dizzy spells
 Nervousness, languor.
 Too copious or too scanty dis
 charges of urine.
 Thick, cloudy. discolored and
 i11-smelling urine. with deposits
 Of sediment.
 Having to get out of bed at
 night to pass urine. etc. I The blood carries the urinous waste Ito every part of the body. It gets into lthe nervous system and causes neu- Iralgia or sciatica; it gets into the mus. Icles and causes rheumatic pains and lgout; 1t weakens the lungs and irri- Itates the heart, causing the heart tc nutter and palpitate; 1t crystaIlizes into gravel and stones in the bladder and Kidneys.
 You lapse into a general rundown and languid condition and drift every day towards diabetes and Brights Dis lease.
 You may have only one of the above svmptoms' or you may have severaiI but danger turks In every one, and you should begin treating the kidneys al once with Doan's Kidney Pills.
 This great specific is composed oi simple vegetable elements which are absorbed Immediately by the kidneys and act on the kidneys alone. It heals and cures diseased tissues. allays in- hammation and congestion. and restores normal kidney action.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

George Bernard. the well-known fruit-dealer. of no Jefferson Street, says: q knew for some time that my kidneys were affected. There was a dragging pain through the small of my back. and was weak and easily tired. The pain grew very sharp and annoy ing when I worked hard for any length of time. heard of Doan's Kidney Pills and got a box at E. c. Fowler's drug store They did me SO much good that I procured another. The pills soon cured me entirely. The aching pains disappeared and I have not been trou- bIed for some time"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26

A TRIAL FREE.-To prove what Doan's Kidney Pills will do for you we will mail a trial box free on applica- ton. Address FosterMilburn CO, Buff falo, N. Y. 2.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
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ABSOLUTELY FlREpHOi)E.

The enay he4az in Mansss&AsA fssmss fn& em Bxoa6vvay anG W1xth AvsAuA
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-03-26
A Weak, a Lame, or am Aching Back is Natures Warning that the
 Kidneys are Sick.

Cure Them with Deans Kidney Pills.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-01-16
THE HARIT OF REINo ILL.
Pet Ailments That Are Easily over
come by a Determined
Mental Effort.

Some people simply have habit Of not
feeling well. They get up in the morn
Ing expecting to have headache, and
morning after morning they complain OF
headache, until it simply becomes a
habit. If they stopped really to con-
slider whether their head ached or not
II may be they would find there was no
headache at all, says Medical Talk for
the Home But they have simply got
used to saying they have the headache
and so they go ON saying it morning
after morning, headache or no head
ache.
Instead of sleeping in a welI-venti-
lated room, and getting out in the fresh
air In the morning and taking in some
deep breaths of air, they just settle down
to whining about a headache. They
keep this up until 1t becomes chronic
And so it is with many other little ail-
ments. They have got in the habit Of
having something the matter with
them. some little pet ailment, and they
wouldn't give it up for anything Their
friends have all learned just what this
about what answer they will get. Really
many times this pet ailment gives its
owner no trouble whatever. and he never
even thinks of it unless he is asked about
It or has a chance to talk about it. The
truth is the pet ailment is myth, exist
ing only in the mind OF the person who
has adopted 1t.
1t might be well for you just to watch
yourself iof a few days and see il you
do not complaia a great many times
when there is really little or nothing
the matter with you. Watch yourself
when friend greets you with How are
you this morning?" Be careful that
you do not commence saying that you
have wretchedly bad cold or you
didn't sleep we'll last night and are feel
ing miserable, and SO on, and so on.
Just habit, just simply habit. You
don't feel nearly as bad as you say you
do, and as soon as you get through with
your usual complaint you rattle away
talking about something else and ars
totally unmindful Of any ache or ailment
Of any sort. The truth is you really |
haven't anything to complain Of. 1t is
just habit, very bad habit of always
saying there Is something the matter.
Watch yourself and if you find you
have this habit, commence at once to
break it. Say you are feeling well, just
fine, and then draw in three or four long,
deep breatbs and say it again. Ifthere
is any litlie pain or ache lurking around
It will fee away in the face of your per-
sistently denying its existence. and you
will find yourself truly and wholly free
from any ailments whatever
Get into the habit OF saying you are
veil and see if it is not a pleasanter and
habit than the habit. OF COM
planning about every little indisposition
or temporary bad feeling.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-01-16

Jenks-Whati Five dollars for 1T
le bolt like that Why. you should
have got it made fer 50 cents.
skorcher--I Fnow but. unfortunate
y. told him 81 was for my automobile
philadelphia Public Ledger
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-01-16
FoR FLAocINo LIE ENEMY
Iceman's Cali Sign Was a Source Of
Alarm to Agents and
Peddlers.

The agent for The Modern World
Of Music" hesitated at the foot Of the
driveway and glanced again at the
bright red flag which futtered from the
front porch, relates Youths Compan-
ion.
Coming up or amt ye?" called 4
loud voice, as tall figure rose from
chair on the porch and turned to-
ward the stranger
Are you going TO have an auction,
or have you got scarlet fever or some
thing there?" called the agent
+" 'Tain't any auction, that's certain
sure" bawled the voice from the porch.
''and l don't reckon it's scarlet fever
either. leastways the doctor amt said
so. Come up, won't ye?"
Il guess not to-dayi" called the book
agent and he sped on up the road
The man on the porch resumed his
seat and looked affectionately at the
small red flag.
Living outside the village as we do,
don't know how we'd manage with
out that little flag" he remarked to the
summer boarder.
1T comes handy more ways than
one. Folks are apt to be kind O. winded
after they've elm up the hill, and in
times past we've had agents for one
thing OF another setting on this piaz-
zarette hours at time. But I most
gen'ally hear Of 'em in the village the
dav hafora and siuca the iceman gave
me that little flag haven't had q mite
o. trouble.
4 guess now I'll take her in; the
iceman don't gently come by on Thurs
days, an yet Of course he might take
a notion; but If he don't get along by
this time O. day l am apt to give him
up. Useful. little critterl" and he
smoothed the small flag tenderly as he
took 1t into the house.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-01-16
Annle and- oranee JelIY.

This is one OF Juliet Corson's old
rules. Use an equal number Of apples
and oranges. Wash the apples, slice
and core them: put them over the fire
in the preserving kettle with enough
cold water to cover them and siTpmer
them until they are reduced to a pulp.
Pour the apple pulp into a jelly bag to
strain out the juice. Measure the juice
and to each pint of apple juice add one
Of boiled orange juice and a pound OF
sugar. and poll them together. remoy-
Ing the scum that rises until a little,
cooled upon a saucer. forms a jelly.
Then take the kettle OF the stove, let
The jelly partly cool and pour It into
glasses. When cold seal # up Ike
any other preserve-N. Y. Tribune.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-09-16
An Oily Chinaman
torigInaL.l

sIOriSinal-l
Talk about the Cinnamon" said the
engineer after doing little oiIing and
sitting down to enjoy his pipe while
the steamer was rolling on twelve
knots an hour, Bret Harte bit 'em Off
Just as they are in his tAh SIM
They've got more smooth cun:iI Ing
about 'em than detective. I'll not
soon forget how one of 'em tried to
80 us in the China sea away back be-
far. Uncle Sam thought of owning the
EiIlip.nes. was running the engine
OF r r.:ilnEy little boat used for towing
- the Polly. and we were making
for Canton. Our stoker got sick, and
we left hiI1 at Pontianak, Borneo, and
took in his place Cheng l'en the most
whipped cur appearing Celestial i ever
saw. He looked asst he wouldn't dare
take drink of water without asking
permission.
''Pontianak. you know, is dead on the
equator, and the southern end of the
China sen is as measly a region for
weather as you want to strike. The
night we left port the sky looked so
queer that we were kept on the watch
for big blow. Tho clouds were jTE.
EGIs anu Ille AAIlA lIlOOLA EOSe TeO as IN
open furnace door. Going on deck for
Shreuth OF fresh air-it wasn't fresh
anywhere but was better up there
than In the engine rOom-I watched the
wrIEgling serpents the moon threw on
the oily water, and as soon as Z L
thought could stand more Of II below
went down just In time to catch Cheng
Fen monkeying with the machinery.
yelled Mt him to stop, and he turned his
heather face, full of injured innocence,
and said in his pigeon English that a
screw on the connecting rod seemed to
be loose, and he was trying to fix 1t l
cglIed the captain to the head of the
eompgnionway and told him the story.
adding that something was wrong with
the -stoker and we'd better look out.
There's a junk been following In
our wake" he said, lever since we left |
POntianak. wonder II there's plan |
among the copper coIored devils to do !
us some damnge?
when went below again the stoker |
was looking dreRmily at the steam |
gauge, and the machinery was all ngog. [
picked up a monkey wrench and h1lrl. /
ed II at him, but he lodged, ana knew /
I'd better leave him to a more conven-
lent time and attend to the engine.
he had loosened so many screws and
the whole machinery was so Timber
had to stop her while / screwed up,
and stop her again and again as
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-09-16
nInklnr Il r1ennnnt.

That's what call good dinner"
remarked Bobby as he leaned back In
his chair with an mir Of rcpIc Con.
Bobby" said his mother, I'm
ashamed OF your saying such a thing"
The visitor who was dining With the
family laughed heartily. Bobby aD-
precintes the good things OF life," he
said, '.lilSe all the rest OF u.s.
Don't you think 1t VAS a good din
uer?'' Bobby asked the xIsItor.
yes, indeed" the latter replied, with
a smile. Il enjoyed itthorouehly.
Mother said she thought you would.
because she didn't suppose you got
very much ut home.?
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-09-16
G0FF N IA

General class 8 a. M, J. u.
Thorn and NJ. S. Riley, leaders
Sunday school at 8 :45 a. M, H w.
Harmer, assistant superintendent.
preaching at 1o:45 a m. by the as
sistant pastor. topic. sNThe Salt of
the Earth" Matt. 5: 10; Epwortll
League devotional service at z pm.
topic, t'The Great Surrender" Acts
9: 1-22; Romans 6: 1923. Preach
ing at p. MS topic. Mans Rela-
ton to Cod Psalm a. PRAYER
meeting at 8 p. m. Wednesday eyon-
ing. Special service, leader, @. w
Lynch. Come! Everybody well
come. s. K Arbuthnot, pastor
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-09-16

might l...--c let 'cIn come up. AZ It
was We I:ad I'll we couIA do to keep
ZEN on. f1lt all tl:e While az if5T
was lighting a sv-s;rui of rattlesnakes-
Butat last there Was none OF 'em left
and we steamed away. listening to the
dismal hQyy'ls of the yellow wretchcs,
feeling comfortable that they hadn't
put US IN tl'cir plnces.
IT. e'l.anc Fen was an oily dog"
added the engineer soto voce.
MARK ANDERSON.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-09-16
FIRST PREsBYTERIAN.

Divine worship, with sermon, at
IL a. m. the subject of the sermon
viii be, "The Mistakes of Good
Man." as illustrated by the life of
Abraham. Gospel services with
popular hymns at 8 p. M, the SER
mon win be study of the miracle
of 'eThe Healing of the Centurion's
Son" Sabbath school at 9:45 a. m.
Y. P. s. G. E. prayer meeting at z
p. m. Wednesday night at 7:30
mid-week prayer service. Strang-
ers Will find a cordial welcome at any
of these services. VIM. NJ Hudson.
pastor.