The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-08-11

ing up mat will let no foreigners with
pocketbook escape.
1t took us an hour to go through the
harem, and it was more like going
through the quarters of the working
women of a home laundry in the tene
ment district of a large city, than a
comic opera, as we had been led to
When we went into the harem l think
dad was going to insist on having the
women dance for him, while he sat on
a throne and threw kisses at the most
beautiful women in all the world, but
before we had got around all the box
stalls think if any of them had start
ed to dance dad would have stampeded
in body.
We finally got back to the great mar
BILE room: where the sultan was sleeping
in stuffed chair, surrounded by his
staff, and one of them woke him up, and
he asked dad what he thought of the
home life of crowned head, and dad
said it beat anything he had ever seen,
and he should recommend to his govern
in America, and actually the sultan
seemed pleased. He said as an evidence
Of his love for America he wanted to
present to the president, through dad, SO
of his wives, and if dad would indicate
where he wanted them delivered, they
would be there, Johnny on the spot, or
words to that effect.
At first l thought dad would faint
away, but l whispered to him that it
would be discnurtanns to decline n nres-.
ent, after giving the sultan gold mine,
and that may be the old man would be
SO mad, if he declined the wives, that he
would tie stones to our legs and sink
us in the Bosphorous, so dad rallied and
said. on behalf of his government, he
would accept the kindly and thoughtful
gift of his highness, and that he would
cable for war vessel to take the wives
to his own America, and he would notify
the sultan when to round them up and
load them on the vessel.
Well. sir, do not know what possessed
me to make scene. before we got out
of the presence of the sultan, but it all
came to me sudden, like an inspiration
comes to poet. had been eating some
fruit that I bought in a paper bag, and
when had eaten the last of it, won
dered what l would do with the bag, and
I then l. thought what fun it would be to
blow the bag up, and suddenly burst it.
when all was still. So I bowed up the
bag, so it was as hard as bladder, and
tied string around the neck, and
| waited. did not think how afraid
everybody in these old countries is of
bombs, or never would have done it,
! honestly.
The sultan was signing some papers,
and looking out of the corners of his
eyes. to see if anybod:? was present who
was suspicious. and dad was getting
ready to make salam, and back out
| OF the presence of the ruler of Turkey.
| when I got behind some of the officials
who were watching the sultan, and laid
! my paper bag on the marble floor, and
it was as still as death, and all you
could hear was the scratching of the
pen, when I jumped up in the air as
though had fit, and yelled "Allah,"
and came down with my whole weight
on the paper bag, and of all the STAN
pedes you ever saw, that was the worst.
You know what a noise it makes to
bust q paper bag. Well, this was the
toughest old bag l ever busted, and it
sounded like cannon fired down cellar
somewhere, and the air was full of dust,
and before could get up the sultan had
tipped over the table and run yelling
into another room, praying to- "Allah,"
and all the staff had lit out for tall tim
Der, and there was nobody left but dad
and the unique and myself, and the
unique took dad by the arm and started
for the door: and we were fired out.
! As I went out of the room I looked
around. and there was a Turks head
sticking out of every door, to see how
many had been killed by the bomb, and
as we got out doors, dad said: .sNow we
have to get out of Turkey before night, or
we die. Me for Egypt, boy, IL we can
| catch a boat before we are drawn and
| quartered." Soshere goes for Cairo.
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