The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-06-05

day by the time the fierce game between the Utah deega
ton and Father Matt Staneys saffrons ended Four of
the hairdressngs the rubber came as result of home
runs in which the leather showed into the creek
the uke of over the fence by Rsty Wright and
once by little Tommy Leahy who hasn't yet recovered
from the shock {
Appropos that little Tommy Leahy and his big drives
did you ever notice Tommys legsi I'm not calling at
tenon to those calves just because Tommy made homie
run and brought in another That would be spefdl
revenge.
But [ overheard declare yesterday that If
Tommy short skirts you couldn't discriminate be
tween view of him and the hind sight of plump
young lady of the abbreviation.
Tommy has leg like a--well it's not a mans leg by
any It's just the sort of limb which would be the
fortune of chorus girl in the front rankso feminine
plump so rounding so luscious looking is it and-but,
Tommy your not going to make any of those home
runs, are youg
And that long Mr.. Rasty Wright!
What do you think Of that big, good naured slob who
has, until yesterday, worn perpetual smile and supported
an easy going temper which never before let loosea
Rasy was nasty in several ways yesterday. First he
plunked out high which went over the fence and
scored two Then he got mad at poor emaciaed lit
tile Mcae the ghty boss of the indicator, and called him
bad names because McRae couldn't tell the difference be-
tween ball and strike.
McRae rotten yesterday He rank that
best friends shed tears of rage his awful decisions
on the ball Even Father Matt Stanley said things to
Mac which he wouldn't dare breath to the much below
ed mother of the Mavericks.
But that didn't excuse the big long Mr.. Wright s
sassy conduct in first dscredtng Mr. Mcae's birth
right and then sappng the tiny umpire with the yard long
digs of the Wright family 1t certainly not right
Rasty fined five smoeums for the indiscreet re-
marks about Mr. McRaes ancestry Then he laid himself
lopen to whoppng big fine by President Rishe for eav
ing finger prints the umpires boyish cheek That did
not improve Mr. McRaes eyesght any but it will probably
cut hole in Mr. Wright is June saary-just
President Rishe passes upon the act
o
If Mr.. Wright hadn't made that home there might
be sympathy entertained for him. But with the home
and the slap together, Rasty think you're big
Ibuly-a Swash-a low down piece of white trash with
no control over your temper and
But then you we been such dodgasted good fellow in
1.-THE past that it's cruel to kick before you take the count
If had been Bill Carney, Hanson or Hausen-why
then could say 81 told you so''-but you'll Oh Rasy
Fort the sake of discipline in the Pacific National
league is hoped here that Rishe will take away all Of
Rastys salary and leave him in debt to Reilly for two
months For the sake of the game it must be understood
thereafter that man can't make home and then have
the privilege of sappng the umpire too One the other
lis bad enoughbut the two together WILL if allowed to
unnoced, result request to Father Matt not to play
with such rude If umpires to be slapped let
Tealy" Raymond do the slapping. If home are to
be made let Felix Marnnicus, Moose Baxter make EN-
But don t cast pearls before swine by allowing man
Ito have all the honors.
1t a ragged game yesterday. Fitzpatrick wild
and ineffective from start to finish Home rolled out
of his mitt with greasy slide that made candies from
babes hard work alongside of the hitting of the elders.
Ten hits, two of the homers two threebaggers and
couple of two baggers the swing bridges which
the saints crossed to victory.
On the other hand Tozier worked as he worked
before and but six hits only of which effective
enough for run, went to the siwashers
McRae's work in sizing up balls and strikes fabber-
gasted both lunches 1t rank rotten poor weak
laundering incompetent and unsupportabe. Dynamite,
nitro gycerne giant ppowder yddte shells and 13nch
guns to fierce for the little man with the weak
eye-but he escaped with saucy slap on the cheek.
OBriens think tank stopped over and before the