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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
A HATEFUL DREAM.


Death Came Precisely az 1t Had Beer
ForetOld In Slumber.
A strange family story is told in the
"Reminiscences Of Mrs. Pickering" II
has to do with her sister Jane, mar.
ried to Lord Andover. eldest son of the
Earl of Suffolk:
"She uady Andover) had always
been noted for having the most re.
markable dreams, and one morning she
awoke feeling nervous and uncomfort-
able. having dreamed that Lord Ando-
YER had gone out shooting when there
was battue and had been shot. This
made such an impression on her mind
that. she entreated him not to shoot
that day, but to stay with her, which
he at once consented to do. and they
resumed their painting and reading.
But the day came out so fine and the
winter sun shone 80 brightly that my
aunt feeling she had been selfish. Mt
last begged him not to lose the day for
her sake, but to go out and Join the
others, SO he went. After he had gone
she became SO restless and uneasy that
she started to walk across the park to
the covert where they were shooting.
As she crossed the park she observed
one of the grooms galloping hard to-
ward the house on her own favorite
horse, Baronet. Strange to soy, no pre-
sentiment Of evil seems ut that mo-
ment to have struck her, and she only
remarked. How very angry Lord An
dover would be If he could see that
man riding my horse in such way!'
He was riding to the house with the
news that Lord Andover had been shot
dead by one Of the keepers"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Thrice-a-Week New York World.

The Thrice-a-week World has
made special arrangements for the
year 1905. Its already great news
service has been extended and, as
heretofore, it will report all impor-
tant events promptly, accurately and
impartially.
An original and striking feature
Of the Thrice-a-Week World in 1905
will be its serial publication of the
strongest and best fiction that has
ever appeared in the columns of any
newspaper. The novels already ar
ranged for, and which are by writer's
known throughout the world are:
Cardigan" by Robert W. Cham
bers; Before The Dawn" by JOS
eph A. Altsheler. "The Reds of
the Midi" by Felix Gras. THE
Cardinals Rose" by Van Tassel
Sutphen. "The Blazed Trail" by
Stewart Edward White.
The Thrice-a Week Worlds regu-
lar subscription price is only $l.OO
per year, and this pays for 1876
papers. We offer this unequaled
newspaper and the Democrat to-
gether one year for $2.l5. The
regular subscription price of the
two papers is $3.50. If
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

When 1t cane to naming her towns
Tennessee did net forget the Good
Book. She put an Ark in Meigs coun-
ty, a Noah in Coffee, a Genesis in Cum.
bertrand, st. John and st. Luke in
Jackson, Joshua here and a Caleb
there, here an Elijah and there Sam
uel. Ruth and Naomi were not forgot
ten, and two Ebenezers were raised up,
one in Knox and one in Humphreys
county.
But Tennessee did not lay too much
stress on Scriptural names. On the 9th.
or hand, looking at the map one may
readily ascertain that In the naming of
her towns Tennessee played no favor
ties. From mythology she obtained Jul
no, Venus, Vulcan. Bacchus. Diana,
Hercules, Neptune, olympus and Del
phi; from Shakespeare Romeo and 9th.
clio; from the Greek alphabet Alpha
Beta and Omega; from the church
Methodist, Baptist, Priest, Pope, Friar
and Tabernacle; from the family
hearth Many, Bud, Aunt. Home and
Family; from the poets Dante, Milton
and Homer.-Indianapolis Star.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Notice of Incarceration.

Notice Is hereby giyon that a corporation for
pecuniary profit. has been formed under the
provisions Of the statutes Of Iowa.
That the name Of said corporation Is the
Farmers Savings Bank, and Its prime pal place
Of business In Masonvllle, Delaware county,
State Of Iowa.
said corporation. Is the transaction of the usual
business OF Q savings bunk under the statutes OF
the State Of Iowa now In force, and of all laws
amending or modifying the same
The amount Of capital stock authorized is Ten
Thousand Dollars $4,000. }, In shares of one
hundred dollars each. which may be Increased
BY vote Of two thirds in Interest of all the
The corporation will commence business upon
the issue Of Its certificate of incorporation, by
the Secretary Of state Of the State Of Iowa. ard
State. authorizing IL to do business. and will
unless soo- or dissolved by three fourths vote
OF the stockholders, or as provided by law.
The affairs of the corporation will be manage
by board OF nine (9) directors, elected by tho
stockholders at their annual meeting to be held
on the first Tuesday of January of each year.
A president. vice president. cashier and such
other officers as the board Of directors shall see
At 70 provide fer win be elected at meeting OF
tho annual meeting. Until such annual meet
Ing In the year 1905, the provisional board Of
directors VIII be, Daniel Pagan; N. Lillls; John
Mcclure; Riley Davis; John Crowley and F. s
Griffin. and tho provisional officers until the
nrst annual election thereof vii. be, Daniel
Pagan, president; William Evans vice presi.
dent and NJ. Lillis. cashier. The board Il di.
fect0rs may NIL all vacancies occurring in lis
membership and other officers of the bank, be-
tween annual elections.
n The highest amount Of indebtedness of said
feorporatlon shall not exceed tw0-thirds of its
capital stock.
The private property Of the stockholders is
exempt from corporation liability.
Dated Feby. q, 1905.
DANIEL PAGAN, President.
tS-4w 1913 N. LILLIs, Cashier.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

!. &c. Il. Bronson was Dubuque
business visitor Friday.
w. R. G. meets this Wednes-
day afternoon at 2:3O O'Clock.
Geo. Underwood of Rowley
was in Manchester last week.
The Democrat force enjoyed a
holiday last Wednesday afternoon.
Mrs. S. P. McCarren was a
Chicago visitor the first of the
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome Sabin
are the parents of baby boy born
Saturday.
Jim Rizer, clerk in w. L.
Drew's dry goods store, spent Sun
day in Greeley.
Mrs. H. R. Keagy of Epworth
was a guest in the g. w. Keagy
home last week.
Mayor S. A. Steadman has been
confined to his home by sickness
the past two weeks.
Miss Anna Merriam of Coggon
was guest of her sister, Mrs.
George Wilson, last week.
DIR. Crum, of Oshkosh, Wiscon-
sin, is a guest of his mother, Mrs.
s. l.. Crum, of this city.
The Juniors of the High Scho j
and the high school teachers en-
loyed a bobbing party Saturday
evening.
Mrs. Chas. Thorpe departed
last week for Butte, Montana, for an
extended visit with her son, Clarence
Parrot.
DR.. and Mrs. Reed of Edge
wood were guests at the home of
DR.. and Mrs. Fl. FL. Lawrence part
OF last week.
Mrs. Jay Lewis entertained a
number of friends in honor of Mrs.
Alva Bennett-Snyder of Minneapolis
Thursday evening.
Miss Edna Minkler of Edge
wood and Miss Joseph of EarlviIle
were guests at County Superinten-
dent Joseph's home over Sunday.
The Young Ladies Club of the
NJ. f. church will hold reception
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Goodhile this Cruesday) evening.
The Senior girls entertained
the Senior boys and teachers of the
High School at a six o'clock dinner
Friday, at the home of Miss Bess
Graham.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

To the naked eye six OF the Pleiades
or Seven Stars" seem to be Of about
the same mngnitudes, while the sew
enth Is very dim. The dim star, the
legend says, is Merope, one of the sew
en- daughters Of Atlas and Pleione, and
her paleness is punishment visited
upon her for having married a mortal.
The other sisters all married gods.
Alcyone and Celaeno married Neptune.
Electra, Maia and Taygeta were we'd
ded to Jupiter and Sterope to Mars.
Poor Merope united herself to Sisyphus,
a common mortal, and was doomed to
eternal dimness for her rash act. Be-
sides this her husband must through
out all eternity roll huge stone up a
hill. AS soon MS it gets to the summit
1t rolls back, and his never ending task
is again resumed.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
English Tailor., vernaeular,

The plaintiff in a recent libel action
was not the ninth part of man" or
he would have known that "jiggery-
pokery" was tailor's slang for humbug.
There are still many terms employed
by the trade which are unknown to the
outside public, and some Of them show
pretty turn of fancy.
A young lady friend is 'long haired
chum," mans wife is his "left fore
part" and the masters wife is the
"marm puss" or "jiffness," Legs and
arms" is beer with no body in 1t, and to
"give his pint for man. means that
he will vouch for him to the utmost of
his power. Going to America is CROSS
ing the damp pot" To spoil anything
is to make pig or pork" of 1t. A badly
worked buttonhole is dead sow's
eye" and collar or lapel too large for
the coat is n pigs lug" A 'paralytic
fit is misflt, and n "misfit'' Is a man
of awkward figure-London Chronicle.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
iodine.

If iodine be taken continuously for a
length of time what is known as
iodism results. Different individuals
arr affected differently by this drug.
There are three forms of iodic intoxica-
tion-first. that in which the symptoms
are those of gastric irritation; second,
that characterized by nervous troubles,
neuralgia. ringing in the ears. convul-
sive movements, disturbed intellect,
and, third, that characterized by rapid
emacsation, commencing mostly in the
face, and severe nervous palpitations
OF the heart, with excessive appetite,
which sometimes precedes and some
times follows the loss of flesh. These
symptoms are said to be most easily
induced in goitrous persons.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
The biggest shell..

The biggest shells are found on a
large barrier reef Of the Indian ocean,
1900 miles long, east Of Australia.
Here the monsters come up on the
rocks. which are almost inaccessible,
aud grow to weigh over 800 pounds.
The Smithsonian has one Of these b.
valves in Its collection which stands
over three feet high. 1t has saw tooth
edge and inside large muscle scar.
The natives stand in as much fear Of
them as they do Of mad elephant,
and many traditions are common
among them of how arms and legs
have been bitten OF.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

By local applications, as they can
not reach the diseased portion of
the ear. There is only one way to
cure deafness, and that is by CON
stitutional remedies Deafness is
caused by an inaamed condition of
the mucous lining of the Bustachian
Tube. When this tube is inflamed
you have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed, deafness is the re-
suit, and unless the inflammation
can be taken out and this tube
restored to its normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by
Catarrh, which is nothing but an
infamed condition of the mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dol
lars for any case of Deafness Caused
by catarrh) that cannot besshred by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
culars, free.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 70.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
THE DEATH DICE.
A Strange story That Comes From
the Seventeenth Centurv

tne seventeenth Century.
A notable exhibit in the Berlin Ho-
henzollern museum consists of the IA
nous death dice" About the middle
OF tile seventeenth century beautiful
young girl was murdered, and sus-
picion fell on two soldiers, Ralph and
Alfred, who were rival suitors for her
hand. AS both prisoners denied their
guilt and even torture failed to extract
confession from either Prince Fred
erick William, the kaiser's ancestor, de-
cided to cut the Gordon knot with the
dice box. The two soldiers should
throw for their lives, the loser to be
executed us the murderer. The event
WINS celebrated with great pomp and
solemnity, and the prince himself as
sisted ut this appeal to divine interven-
ton. rs 1t was considered by every
body, including the accused themselves.
Ralph was given the first throw, and
he drew skies. the highest possible
number. and no doubt felt jubilant.
The dice box was then given to Alfred,
who fell on his knees and prayed aloud:
Almighty God, thou knowest am
innocent Protect me, bcseech theer'
Rising to his feet, he threw the dice
with such force that one Of them
broke in two. The unbroken one show
ed six. the broken one also showed six
on the larger portion, and the bit that
had been split Oft showed one, giving
total Of thirteen. or one more than
the throw of Ralph. The whole audi
ence thrilled with establishment, while
the prince exclaimed, God has spo-
ken!' Ralph, regarding the miracle Us a
sign from heaven, confessed his guilt
and was sentenced to death. 1t is prob
able that Alfred ever after did not
number himself among those who look
upon thirteen as an unlucky number
London Taller.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
A.thor.hip Of Ancient Lit.rnt.re

AOtA0tU01p OF Ancient L1teFNeURes
In the earliest examples we possess
Of ancient literature we are not allowed
even glimpse Of the Municipalities of
their authors. The works themselves,
If they had been priced because Of the
wit, ingenuity, fertile fancy, brilliant
conceit or any other Individual pecu-
liarity, mental or temperamental. of the
men who produced them would have
been preserved. In some cases. Us in
that of the Hind and Odyssey, the re-
puted authorship has been as obstinate
ly questioned Us that Of the fourth
gospel and several Of the epistles. In
the very earliest literature the indi-
vidual was Of no account in the matter
of authorship: he was only the collector
or editor of spontaneous and unwritten
folk song and legend or, If he gave these
their final shape, was only joint author
with his race.-H. NJ. Alden In Harper's
Magazine.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
The old. old golden nn,e

THE Sayings of Lao Tzu," the great
Chinese philosopher, who was born 600
years before Christ and fifty before
Confucius, have been translated into
English by Professor Lionel Giles Of
the British museum. They contain some
utterances which remarkably nntici-
pate the morality of the sermon on the
mount-for instance, "Requite injury
with kindness" and ITO the not good
would be good in order to make them
good"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Notice to School Electors.

To the qualified electors of the Independent,
School District of Manchester, Delaware Coun.
ty, Iowa:
Notice is hereby given that fhe regular an
nual meeting of the electors of the Independent
School District Of Manchester. delaware Coun.
~. Iowa. for the transaction of the regular
business Of said district and for the election of
two directors for said district fas the term Of
three years to succeed j. s. JOKES andJ F.
Graham, whose terms as directors expire, will
be held 10 the council rooms In the city of Man
chester, Iowa. on the second Mondayiii March
the same being the 18th day Of March. 1905.
close at SIX O'Clock p. m. Of said day.
Further notice Is hereby given that at said
ann al meeting of the electors of said district at
said time and place, the following question will
be submitted to and determined by the electors
Of said district:
"shall school building bonds to the amount of
I'll 900 90 be issued. In accordance with the
statutes of Iowa, for the purpose OF providing
funds for erecting additions TO- and otherwise
Improving the Central school bulldog In the
independently School District Of Manchester.
Iowaf'
Dated at Manchester, Iowa. this 2srd day Of
February, A. D., 1905. <. b. STILES,
Secretary of the Board II
9-ew Directors Of said district.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

Whooping cough is more infectious
before the whoop develops than It is
afterward. Children who have been ex-
posed to the disease and have slight
cough should be isolated for several
days lest they communicate 1t to other
children. 1t may begin ut any time
during three weeks after exposure,
When this time has passed without the
symptoms appearing the child is prob
ably safe.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Love and ~. wor,a,,n...

Love and the worldlings.
you know. they say, 'all the world
loves lover" began the sentimental
young man.
Eyes" interrupted the cynic, "but not
as much as it loves to hear the lovers
letters read out In court"-Philadelphia
Press.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
The Fragrance of Yasuas.

Many smokers are probably unaware
that part of the fragrance Of Havana
cigars is impaired by the wrappings
called "yaguas" in which they are
rolled. A yagua is the thin, netlike
covering found on the leaves growing
round the fruit Of the yagua palm and
is large enough to wrap a bundle Of
fifteen or twenty cigars. So highly are
yaguas esteemed that Cuban law
prohibits the expectation Of them.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Farm for Sale in Tembina County,
Moth Dakota.

Consisting of 500 acres of land on
the banks of the Red river about
one and half miles from four ele-
vators on the Northern Pacific.
There is 535 acres of pillow
land, 70 acres of good mea-
dow, about 200 acres of pasture,
all fenced. Good dwelling house
3Ox3O, nine rooms, barn 56x46. 16-
IT posts. Granary room for 5000
bushels of grain. | will sell this
place for S33 per acre. For fur
Their particulars apply to Daniel
Duffy, Pittsburg, Tembina County,
n. d. Saw
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Matrimonx In India n.

Matrimony.-A business gentleman,
thirty-two, Buujahi Sikh, having IN in
come Of about thousand per mensem
and who is not on good terms with his
wife Of late, seeks another partner in
life, age thirteen to sixteen. He In
tends giving the present wife n decent
allowance Cbesides separate house,,
according to advertisers position, say,
Mt least Rs. 100 per month. Further
particulars from No. COZ, care of the
Tribune press, Lahore.--Lahore Trib-
une
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
.Uncon.cious rrnn,sne...

A London editor received from Berlin
printed notice Of new hair dye, de-
scribed in English. Il deliver the hair
dye from the fair to the deepest dark"
the Berlin man said. Then, with a
burst of candor for which he cannot be
sufficiently commended. he adds: ut
produces natural color and il thor
oughly injurious"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

1t will bring rich, red blood, firm
flesh and muscle. That's what Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea will do.
Taken this month, keeps you we'll
jail summer. 35 cents, Tea or Tab
lets.-Denton e. Ward.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

'Twould BE . Relief.
Now" said the 7oluble salesman,
"heres piece of goods that speaks for
ITSELF"
can right" interrupted the weary
buyer. Suppose you keep quiet for a
couple of minutes and give It a chance. I"
Philadelphia Ledger.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
A Di.cour.xins outlook.

$50 your daughter is writing q
book|
"Yes."
"Are you pleased7'
mo. We're worried. II It isn't Z
success, We'll be disappointed, and II
1t is the neighbors will probably BE-
shocked when they read it."-Washing.
ton Star,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

He-So you are in the habit Of talk
ing to yourself? She Yes. You see.
I've got to tell somebody, and II sLtell
it to myself I'm sure that jttWpn,t get
any farther. Detroit Free Rpessat 81
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Cert.i. OF Ono rninx.

swell, little boy" said the kind heart
cd dentist does the tooth hurt your
II don't know whether it's the tooth
or whether it's Just me-" groaned the
boy, "but I'm blamed sure that II
you'll separate US the painll go awayl'
Chicago Tribune.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

If you cannot eat, sleep or work,
feel mean. cross and ugly, take Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea this
month. A tonic for the sick. There
is no remedy equal to it. 80 cents,
Tea or Tablets.-Denton & Ward.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

II taken this month, keeps you
we'll summer. 1t makes the little
ones cat, sleep and grow. A spring
tonic for the whole family. Hollis
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea. IS
cents, Tea or Tablets.-Denton &
Ward.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Notice of Appointment o. Admins

Notice of Appointment o. Admins
traitor.
STATE OF IOWA. lss
Delaware County 90
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That the under.
signed has been duly appointed and qualified
as Administrator Of the Estate of Jacob Miller
LATE Of Potter County. South Dakota, deceased
All persons indebted to said Estate are requested
to make immediate payment. and those having
claims against the same Will present them
duly authenticated, to the undersigned for al.
lowAnce.
FRANCIS C. MILLER.
Administrator.
BRONSON & CARR,
Attys. for Estate.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
HON, to Make !. Ru.t ,1oint.

How to MAKE . Rust Joint.
Mix ten parts iron filings and three
parts chloride Of lime to a paste b.
means of water. Apply to the joint
and clamp up. It will be solid in twsivo|
hours. -Blacksmlth and WheelwTight
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

The property of N. Wall of North
Manchester is for sale or rent. In
quire of G. L. Adams. 7-4w
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Farm for Rent.

One half section or more in Rich
land township for cash or on shares
Inquire on farm or of Fl. Middleton
at Manchester. 45tf
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
'Twould BE q

Accuracy Is the twin brother Of bon
esty, inaccuracy Of dishonesty.-sim-
mons.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Notice Of APPOINTMENT Of Admins

Notice Of Appointment Of Admins
traitor.
STATE OF iowa "a
Delaware County ( %.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That the under.
signed has been duly appointed and qualified
as Administrator of the estate OF Edna
Merrill, late of Delaware County Iowa
deceased. All persons Indebted to snid
Estate ara requested to make immediate pay.
nent. and those having claims againstthe same
Will! present them. duly authenticated, to the
undersigned for allowance.
Dated. February %. 1905.
s-sw M. +. LEROY, Admr.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
sound Advice,

One way to achieve popularity and
success is to refrain from saying what
you think unless 1t is necessary that
you express an opinion.-Duluth Trib-
une
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Herses Wanted.

Twill be at the Novelty Stables at
Manchester Saturday, March 18th and
Monday, March 9th, to buy horses
weighing from 1850 to 1900. Bring
in your horses. P. A. IMMEL,
Chicago.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
& Per Cent Money

We have an limited amount of
8 per cent money to loan on gilt
edge farm security.-Ennis Boggs.
3-tf
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
Residence Property for Sale.

We are authorized to offer for
sale the DIR. Sherman residence pro-
perty on Butler street. For terms
apply to Bronson & CARR. If.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01
For Sale

Standard bred bronze turkeys.
Good ones. New blood. So. Mrs.
Fl. 0. Harris, Route No. 6, Manches-
ter. AZ
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-03-01

"Yes, I'm getting old"
why, you're looking younger than
ever"
"That's 1t. You may be sure you're
getting old when your friends tell you
T you're looking younger than ever"