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The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
STAGE REALISM.
vh, Joe Jcncrson Didn't nave
Real Dog schneider.

II was the privilege OF the "ri'e.
,,,r, Nc, TO attend a reception at
which Joseph Jefferson spoke on tne
drama. His treatment OF the s"oJ
was interesting. the utterahce oi
man who knew the art OF WHICH Nc
smoke. But the most interesting l"'
~ tho bour came after the completion
of the formal address, when an opi'oF-
,,,pity was given TO the audience 10
ask any questions they wished o' WI
Jefferson. Soon the familiar topic WIS
Introduced, the effect OF the ihoueii'
elaboration and realism IN stage se'
ting. Mr.. Jefferson at once rose 10 ll'e
n,i.Srlou. He spoke somewhat rapiul.'
with quaint humor and sympathe''c
charm that were irresistible. He char
sct.riZcl the modern fashion OF stage
setting rs "a tribute TO the weakness
of the human imagination Il am OF
ten asked" he went on. why DO not
have real dog Schneider But II oiu
none of YOU would be satished. You
would 60 home saying, We'll, Schhei-
der never looked like that dog. You
love Schneider because you nave hlaue
him ont of piece of your own heart
And then" meditativcly. III hau IL
real Schneider some one In the gallery
would probably whistle to him ut the
critical moment. and he would bark
and spoil the play While ii he knew
his part perfectly and did just what
Schneider ought to do"-pausing ana
with his delightful smiles schneider
would be the hero and not Rip. Then,
with a twinkle of the eye. he summed
up the whole matter with the quiet re
mark. Realism with tail TO WaS lh
the wrong place is a dangerous thing.
New York Post.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Antelope Park

Mrs. S. D. Lunt is on tie sick
list.
Miss Nina Kellogg of Greeley is
visiting friends here.
The Misses Myrtle and Bernice
Pressler were in Eaton "Wednesday
afternoon.
+. Forrest of Cheyenne, WyO.,
visited few days last week..with A.
W. May and wife.
Ora Hamilton and Ruby Armstrong
called on Cloe and Jennie Roullard
Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Alkire and daughters re-
turned last Wednesday from an ex-
tended visit in the east.
The funeral services over the re-
mains of Grover Alkire, who was
killed by lightning. were held at the
home last Wednesday, Rev. E. j.
Harlow of Windsor conducting the
services. The interment took place
in Fort Collins.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Pastor From East.

The Rev. William H. Bates, d.
d. and wife, arrived in this city last
Saturday evening and are guests at
Bruce F. Johnson's. lo2s Eighth
avenue. Mrs. johnson and DR.. Bates
being cousins. All Or. Bates life
and ministry have been in New
York state, except his last and
nearly six years pastorate over ST
Louis Presbyterian church in the
Webster Groves suburb. He has
more recently been chaplain of the
famous Clifton Springs On. Y. Sani-
tarium, one of the very Oldest insti-
tutions, as it is probably the best, OF
the kind in the United States.
Among a number of relatives here
is his eldest son, George A. Bates,
who, reaching his senior year in
college (class of '96), was taken with
hemorrhages from the lungs, and
after more than seven years
strenuous fight for his life in various
localities. east, south, west, has,
through the curative properties OF
our Colorado climate. achieved VIC
tory, and now claims to be we'll. He
is located on his Lincoln ranch eight
miles east of Greeley, where his
parents will, later on. spend some
weeks with him.
DR.. Bates preached at the union
service in the United Presbyterian
church last Sunday evening, and the
vacation absence of Pastor Hunter
will supply the puplit of the First
PRESBYTERIAN church next Sunday
morning.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Grinding Incense In China.

A missionary travelling down the Ian
river in Mongolia says he passed thir-
ty-one rapids in one day. At most of
them were water mills for the grind
Ing Of aromatic trees into powder to
make incense. The trees are chopped
into small pieces and thrown into a
hole in heavy milestone. which re-
wolves on larger stone rs the water
rushes through below. In the rainy
season, when the river flows full and
fast, a pair Of mills can grind 200 cat
ties (268 pounds of incense day. 1t
Is made up into bundles of this weight
and sold on the spot for fifty strings
Of cash about $6l.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
BEAU BRUMMEL.
some Incidents In the Life OF THIS
Noted English Fop.


An English paper prints number OF
stories of Beau Brummel. some OF
which perhaps are not geherH'S
known At the Pavilion. ut Brighton
he ordered the footman to empty MS
snufYpox into the fire because bishop
had taken a pinch unasked. A~man
whom he had met at dinner oHere'
him a lift In his carriage to Lao! Jer-
sey's ball "Thank you exceedingly.
said the Beau, but how are you 10 go
You would not like to get mp pehlhu'
and cannot be seen In the same car
rlase with you" He made no secret
of his humble birth and when asked
about his parents declared that the
moor old creatures both cut thell
throats years ago eating peas with IL
knife" once at least Brummcl met
his match. He was playing hazard nj
Brooks when Il well known alderman
n brewer, was one of the pafiN'
.come Mashtuh." said Brummel. who
was the caster whats your set'
"Twenty five guincas," was the reply,
well. then, have at the mayors pony,
said Rrummcl. who proceeded To cast
and hy Il run of luck won the stake
twelve times in succession. IockctiS
the money. he thanked the brewer ana
promised that in future he would drink
no ones porter but his Il wish, sir'
replied the brewer. that every other
black guard in London would tell me
NO Sn.pp'
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
HARVEST FESTIVAL
One Planned in Connection With
Race Meeting

The effort to have Harvest Day
festival one day Of the race meet IN
Greeley the latter part OF this
month. is taking form and promises
to be a success. This matter has
been discussed the past week be-
tween automobilists, Greeley citizens
and farmers generally, and at a
meeting held in Drs. Pogue and
Hughes Office Tuesday night arrange
ments were completed, program
arranged and a list of prizes made
out that promises to make the cele-
bration successful. 1t was agreed
that a parade of two divisions be
held in the city, Wednesday morn
ing. August 30. Fist division TO
consist of automobiles, and open to
all corners: second division to con-
sist of all vehicles drawn by horses.
The autos and other vehicles to be
decorated as the owners choose. but
it was the opinion among those as
sembled that the farmers should de-
corate their wagons, carriages or
carts with farm products, such as
alfalfa, wheat. vines Of any kind and
limbs of trees.
Prizes will be offered as follows
For the best looking auto, seppedo-
meter, valued at s25: second prize,
SIS auto clock; third prize. So pair
of auto gloves. For the best appear
ing vehicle-farm wagon, cart, car
riage or buggy-tirst prize, a $50
single harness: second prize, so
dash board clock; third prize, 50
whip A special prize, $40 lap
robe, will be given for the best
mated team, light or heavy, seen in
the parade.
The committee of arrangements
consists of the officers of The Weld
County Automobile Club. Auto
mobile committee, DR.. Pogue, Geo.
VanSickle and II. F. Hurlbut. F.
H. Badger was appointed chairman
of a committee of ten with power to
appoint the other nine members,
each to represent town or district
in the county and to be known as
the farmers committee.
Another meeting will be held
Monday night, Aug. p, at the office
of Drs. Pogue and Hughes, over Rey-
nold's drug store, to which all in
terested in this movement are in
vited to attend.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
The Original Pysmies.

African pygmies are about four feet
to four feet three and half inches
high. To be In harmony with their
name. however. they should measure
only thirteen and half inches in
height. For the original pygmaei,
whom Homer believed to live far to the
south and who were warred upon by
cranes and whom Herodotus knew to
exist in Africa. were named after the
Greek measure "pygme." literally a
DIST This was supposed to be the dis
lance from the elbow to the knuckles.
reckoned at eighteen "dactyli." or fin
gers. equal to thirteen and half
inches.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
AN AID TO HEARING.
opera Glasses Help the Ears ns Weii
as the Eyes.

Opera Glasses Help the Ear" ns wei
as the Eyes.
Hurry them along. please" said the
woman customer as she left n PAIR OF
opera glasses for repairs at hcst-
nut street store. Il can't hear well al
the theater without them"
Another customer who was waiting
smiled when the woman left at her ap-
parent mistake. "She meant she could
not see" he observed.
No" rejoined the optician; "she
meant just what she said. Opera
glasses are an aid to hearing as well
as to sight You can prove 1t any time
YOU are seated we'll toward the rear i'll
a theater by training the glasses on Il
singer. AS long as you keep the singer
under scrutiny with the glasses you
will be able to follow the words of the
song with ease. Drop the glasses and
you will notice difference 1t will
require more or less of strain to
catch the enunciation distinctly.
BY the use of opera glasses the
ater patron is enabled to note distinct
ly every movement of II singers lips.
and the unconscious lip reading great
ly aids the sense of hearing. If you
ever attend public meeting where ii
s impossible to get close to the speak
ers provide yourself with opera glasses
and you will be surprised how greatly
they will aid you in hearing. ."-Phila.
delphia Record.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
What Lincoln said When Harvey
Ended = Two HOurs' Talk.


Ended = Two HOurs' Talk.
The late Hon. Charles W. Slack told
the following of the Hon. Peter Har-
vey, the friend and biographer of Dan
iel Webster:
Mr.. Harvey was a large man with n
small voice and that pomposity OF man
ner that many very difiident men pos
sess. Above everything he valued and
prided himself upon his friendship with
the great expounder.''
The first year Of the War of the Re
bellion lie went to Washington and on
his return was asked how he liked
President Lincoln.
Well" he said. Mr.. Lincoln IL a
very singular man. l went on to see
him, and told him that I had been an
Intimate personal friend Of Daniel
Webster; that had talked with him
30 much on the affairs Of the country
that felt perfectly confident l could
tell him exactly what Mr.. Webster
would advise in the present crisis, and
hereupon talked to Lincoln for two
solid hours. telling him Just what he
should do and what he should not do,
and, will you believe it, sir. when got
through all Mr.. Lincoln said was, as he
clapped his hand on my leg, Mr.. Har
vey. what tremendous great calf you
nave got. boston Herald.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Important Privilege.

Greeley and Windsor passengers on
the Platte Canon excursion, Friday,
Aug. %, will have the privilege OF
stopping off in Denver on the return
and taking the 1910 c & S. train
home the next morning. The ex-
cursion train will arrive in Denver
from the canon at about 8 O'Clock In
the evening, in time for those who
care to attend the theatre In Denver.
Next morning there will also be
time to transact considerable bust
ness In the capitol city.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Preferred Death. .

John Crossen, member Of the con-
structiOn gang at LaSalle, was
brought to the county Jail last Fri
day for safe keeping. Crossen labors
under the hallucination that q
woman is pursuing him and wants
him to marry her. Rather than do
this he thinks he will die, and this
was the excuse given for his hanging
himself up on haystacker last Fri
day near the field of his work. He
was discovered before any great
damage was done.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
THE PEPPERS.
An Opinion On the White, the BLACK
and the snappy Cayenne

and the snappy Cayenne.
The so called white pepper is an
abomination. Give me the old fash
ioned black pepper of our daddles. 1t
has both flavor and Odor and is most
appetiZing. while the white is nausaat-
ing. For real snap and "a give me
cayenne. None of your paprika, Did
you ever sitt pepper in your soup and
notice its peculiar behavior: The black
kind concentrates. all the particles
rushing to common center. The red
scatters, as IL each grain We're AT en-
NIFTY with every other. Try the experi-
ment. 1t means probably that black
pepper Is astringent, while red Is Iaxa-
tive. The people of the tropics consume
large quantities of cayenne and are
not accustomed to dyspepsia | never
heard OF. one suffering from impaired
or imperfect digestion.
Let US approach these things under
standingly. The medical term for
black pepper Is piper" and this same
piper Is regarded as a stomaclIr
stomachic is n stimulant for the st,,n.
ach. Red, or cayenne, pepper is can
s'cum and Is an lrritant as well az
stomachic. II a person afflicted III,
cholera morbus takes thirty drops NJ
the tincture Of capsicum In water tho
entire alimentary tract will immedi-
stely be congested. which should prove
that red pepper Is not a laxative Ana
this looks like a contradiction Ne
York Press.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
The Churches
Trinity Lutheran Church

Corner Sixteenth street and Sew
enth avenue. Services will be held
next Sunday, Aug. Goth, at l 30 p.
m. At this meeting the new pastor
for Greeley aud vicinity, Rev. P. B.
Fritshe, will be installed. Rev. NJ.
Manteuffel from Cheyenne, Wyo.,
who has served this congregation
until now, will deliver his farewell
sermon. Services will be conducted
in the German language. Everybody
is cordially invited. Rev. P. B..
Fritshe will reside at 1881 Seventh
avenue. NJ. Nanteuffel, pastor. !
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
HlLL8BoRo

Mrs. Mellon and Miss Crowley
were in Johnstown shopping Satur-
day. -.
Mrs. Newman entertained a num-
Der of friends and relatives at din
ner last Thursday.
Zenn Greenlees Of Peckham was
visitor in this vicinity few days
the first Of the week. -,
Mr.. and Mrs. Bowles spent Sun
day near Platteyille with Mrs.
Bowles' sister. Mrs. Briggs. -
Hannah Newman returned home
Sunday from Windsor where she has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. Sted-
man.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
BAR HARBOR.
The Early Days of THIS Now Famous
Maine summer ResOrt.

Maine summer Resort.
In l6SS Mount Desert and its neigh
borhood We're granted by the French t.
a man named Cadillac. When Acadia
was finally rs result of that long war
relinquished to England 1t vas given TO
Governor Bernard. but as this gentle
man when the Revolution broke out
was loyal to King George the estate
was coutiScated. Meanwhile Nj. Bar
tholomew Gregoire and his wife. Maria
Theresa who was the granddaughter
of the original grantee. revived the
claim of Cadillac. and it was allowed
For years the island remained II soil
tary place. with long stretches of un
broken forests into whose labyrinths
no stranger dared venture without n
guide its land uncleared, its future un-
commonplace found out the spot and
bore to dwellers in towns glimpses Of
its wild charms. and now and then a
world Worn, brain spent man would
steal away to seek the islands solitude
and stimulus. These seekers for beau
ty or health would carry their own
camp outfit or later would patronize
the hotels.
The first summer cottage there was
built on site that was bought for
$500. When fashion had put her stamp
of approval upon the place land that
would not have brought dime an acre
during the time of the Gregoires was
sold at from $4,000 to upward Of
100000 an acre.-Four Track News
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Aim Oat Too Late

Colonel McSchwartz was telling the
caller how wonderfully the town had
grown
Why. when l moved here with m,
wife and daughter twenty-sev''-
Papa interrosed Miss McSclwart7
there's mosquito on your neck Let
me pinch 1t OF"
Ouch exclaimed the colonel "a.
L was saying. when we moved here
quite number Of years ago" etc
Chicago Tribune.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
). F. Brownfisld. Of Urbsna. H.. whe
was surprised upon his Saith birthday
WAIT FOR AN APPETITE.
DO Not Eat = Neal Unless You Ass
Really Hungry.


DO Not Eat . Neal Unless You 1Ass
Really Hungry.
1t is not wise to eat unless there is a
real, natural hunger 1t is far better to
miss meal than to eat without an ap-
petite.
A prolific cause of chronic indiges-
ton is eating from habit and simply
because it is mealtime. To eat when
not hungry is to eat without relish, and
food taken without relish is worse than
wasted. Without relish the salivary
glands do not act, the gastric fluids are
not freely secreted and the best Of
foods will not be digested. Many per
fectly harmless dishes are severely
condemned for no other reason than
they were eaten without relish and due
insalivatiOn.
Hunger makes the plainest food en-
joyable. 1t causes vigorous secretion
and outpouring Of all the digestive
huids-the sources Of phyalin. pepsin,
tryspin, etc.-without a plentiful sup
ply Of which NO foods can be perfectly
digested.
Wait for an appetite II 1t takes q
week. Fasting Is one of the saving
graces. 1t has spiritual significance
only through Its great physical and
physiologic importance. II breakfast is
bore or lunch q matter Of indifference
cut one or both Of them out. Wait for
distinct and unmistakable hunger and
then eat slowly. II you do this you
need ask few questions as IN tho nm,
priety and digestibllty Of what you
eat. and it need not be predigested.-
Boston Cooking School Magazine.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Hard on Norah.

Scene: The Wilson's dining room.
Norah, the slovenly cook, puts her
head In at the door
Norah - Place. ma'am, will We he
afther tellin' me whin I'm to know
whether tn puddin's baked or not?
Mrs. Wilson-Stick knife into the
tiiddle OF 1t, and il the knife comes
out clean the pudding is ready TO send
to the table.
Mr. Wilson-And. Norah. if it does
come out clean stick all the rest Of the
hni'es IN the house into the pudding
"omans Home Companion
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Peculiar Voice Memory.

S. Fl. Southland has been enjoying
a visit from his old tent mate in the
Civil War. Judge Edward Kennedy
of McConnellsville. o., whom he
had not seen for 40 years. A strange
part of the renuion was that Mr.
Southland reading in one of the Den,
yer papers about Judge Kennedy be,
ing in the city, and wondering If ii
was not his old bunky he called ur
the Shirley House in Denver, where
the Judge was stopping. Judge
Kennedy instantly recognized the
voice of Mr.. Soutiard over the phone.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
The Brick In HI. Hat

Shorty I'm sho late. m dear" be-
gan Dingle apologetically, but shome
iresh Jokers stopped me an wouldn'
lemmee GO
inueedf interrupted his wife. WHY
didn't You take the brick out ~ r,,,,
nat ana hit them with it?"-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Wants to Sell.

Mr.. A. J. Forbes wants us to an
nounce that his quarter section farm
is for sale because of old age. 1t Is
fine land, and lays seven miles west
of Greeley, four miles east of Wind
sor, and three miles from LaGrange
school. There is over IS, 900 Of water
rights go with the place: one right
in No. 2 ditch, II shares in No.
reservoir, two rights in Windsor
reservoir and five shares In the
Poudre Valley.
Mr.. Forbes would sell reasonable,
or would rent to tirst-class man.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Union Services.

The union services next Sunday
evening will be held in the Metho-
dist and Baptist churches. Rev. O.
A. Petty will preach In the Metho-
dist church and DIR. T. D. Bancroft
of Kansas City, Kansas, will speak
in the Baptist church.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Marriage Licenses .

Ney A. Zilar, LaSalle; Miss Ethel
May Moore, Greeley ------ -,
.Anson F. Harnish, Miss Ethel
Holland, both Greeley.
Gorganio Garcia, Johnsto Sn
Emilia Pinto, Platteville.
John Edwin Nix, Eaton; Miss
Minnie Johnson, Eaton.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Social,

The Swedish Lutherans will give
an ice cream social this, Thursday,
evening on the lawn at the home of
Chas. Lofgren, so2 Fourth street.
Everybody welcome.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Gave Himself Avp1

Detective Captain-How did you
manage to spot the thief through his
woman's disguise: Detective-r COW
MIN SIT down ana noticed that he gave
his skirt hitch with both hands as If
to keep 1t from bagging at the knees
Then grabbed Washington stor
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
lie Not Rosf,

one need not thrust his hand into n
raging furnace even though he knows
.""' d precious Jewel lies therein. He
may De patient until the flames are
speh'.-from spent The Bishops Niece" by
Heorge H. Picard ~
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
At the Traps.

The following scores out OF pos
sible % were made at the Greeley
Gun club traps last Tuesday even
ing:
Berson, 10: Purcell, s; Brewer, 20;
Townsend, u; Weibking, 4; Crone,
%; Sexson, !. Asmus, 15; Ling. II;
Mckinney, Is: DR.. Wood, IL.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
DEATHS
ANoll.

William Moll young consump.
tive living in a tent on a vacant lot
in Evans, was found dead behind his
tent last Thursday morning. Death
was caused by hemorrhage. Moll
was from Philadelphia and a ma
chinist by trade.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
An Unde.erved Impu,a,,,

Magistrate - You are charged with
playing cards for money. What have
you to say? Prisoner-Tha cbor,o T.
raise. your honor, 1t was the other fe,-
low that played cards for money
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Miller.

Paul L. Miller. the infant son Of
MI and Mrs. George r. Miller. died
last Wednesday from icterous. He
was buried Thursday.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
SavitS.

Kenneth w. Savits the infant son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Savits. of GIL Third
street, .rdied last Thursday from in
digestion. The funeral was held
Friday.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Sacks-Sacks.

just received car load of sacks.
Call and get prices. Farr Produce
Company.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
His Pnrt.

Nl1e-l see by this paper that the
a,erase family has four and seve1-
, .nu's persons. Husband-I sppose
In the seven-tenths In this family
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17

Generosity often clasps hands with
e1travagance. while economy some.
times walks shoulder to shoulde, ~,
avarlce.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17

~ ssooide he used a. 4 shield for
hse S rather than - q sword to
wound others.-Fullar.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
Swedish, Lutheran.

Sunday school at $3.50 a. m. Ser
vices in the evening 7:45. ''All are
welcome. Oscar W. Gustafson,
pastor.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-08-17
To Como and Return Only $3.50.

Special excursion via Colorado &
Southern Friday. August 18th leaves
Greeley at 8 30 a. m.
The Washington times., 1905-11-19
THREE PICTURESQUE PERIODS PORTRAYED

while Herr Conried, the director OF the
Metropolitan Opera. and the most sue
cesgfui manager. is said to have been
chosen as the head Of the enterprise
The story is given with such circum~
stantiality that it meets with general
belief. although there is no authora-
tative confirmation of il. Such thea
ter has been dreamed OF for many years,
and IL the dream is at last 20 become
4 reality. New York is to be con-
graduated The advantages TO come
from such theater are set forth, by
Mr.. Conried in a recent utterance- He
said: "A theater. compelled by financial
consideration. to present the same plaS
night after night. cannot be regarded
seriously as an educator. changing
repertory IS absolutely essential TO the
educational mission OF the stage. Give
us national theater and we shall be
able to play upon the whole register OF
human passions, to lash all eonceivable
folly. and to lxindle all emotions that
make for the ennobling of the collective
soul Of the people. The American
Shakespeare, who is TO raise dramatic
monuments, through our national he
roes. is still unknown. or. if living, lives
IN obscurity, barred from the stage,
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The Washington times., 1905-11-19

Miss Florence Bindley made her bow
IS a star at the Grand Opera House
Monday night in a play whicA was Il
good deal of "a mixture, entitled The
3elIe of the West Despite the handi-
zap OF vehicle which not particularly
,right. and 2 supporting company which
eft much 10 be desired Miss Bindiey
fcored a success.
The Washington times., 1905-11-19

sive stage society at the Berkeley Ly
ceUm.
The Washington times., 1905-11-19

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