The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-12-07
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n, .lsa nosaaich. replied her ha'esSd
smyAssicaiiy. Hes ercss.
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tvou WHISTLER 10 90 throsgh shs hsnA'
rsp.sy eosrs o. <Ii hh auto.
--subs-- why, she ~ wAllisx sheye'o.
os1a. Hs-oh, I doni like that kino o.
~ encyclopedia. shs-You doaN NO.
Ne; IiEs The kipd you can shat up
She fssAslasisl-whss = hne booking
s.,,a. IN. hsisback 90 the other team ~
M. features are 70 regular lie savage
i,l-a'm, The match isu's over yet.
Have you much room 10 your new
estf Houn Mercy me, ! should 'hips
not, why. cor kitchen and din'nx room
are 70 snsll ,h,, We have 70 use condensed
milk
--yuarins from what he says, be doesn J
bsl,eys 10 . college education. why,
,.vc, hard him declare against u. On,
"a, ou, Wis, be says ID always unGramAsf
sai.
--uovell--I have IN idea that this hAII
Ao,,., /, valuable. DO you know where
-, ana ! coin collectors Powell-fes,
bu, I'm not going to have you call on my
wife.
-Kdv,p--A great surgeon ne can w
a M p,eases with ones hear. and tnen re-
.,.oe II In IL normal position, DICE
wonder II he ever experimental with q
summer girls heart.
Now Tommy, said the teacher, you
know We have paper money and gold IN
th,, country. Yss'm, replied Tommy.
Wen, now tell me, where do We 20 20 ei-
change oar paper money for goidf 10 'ne
dentists, mA'am.
She captured her husband by 'oglns
10 him Tn wearing Ny Heart AWAY 70,
You. wasn,t tina. deliShtfulf Weii'
Aon,, know. Now that they are married
he saw, he has discovered that she wore y
entirely away.
He's not we'll, said the sick man.
friend. HIS face 10 al broken out, ana %
looks thoroughly wretched. On, repiie'
ths doctor, In my opinion iti heredilar'
humor that NONSENSE Hes an Eng
lIshsnAn.
She u little sentimental u thiak J"
moral Of the play 10 true. Real napp,nes
consists 10 the pursuit Of the desired op)se
and not In catching It. He--happ"n
What about the man who runs for the trsi
and misses ~
-Niss Speitz--Oi course no one eoal
truthiully speak Of her - pretty. \
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS not, but %
hsa such = natural, unaffected manne
Miss spsi,r-yes, but II hss taken %
several pears TO acquire is.
--Johnny--Mamma, can throw 10
comb awayS Aother--But Why cn''o
TIA, comb has lost but one tooth. Johnn
That's the very reason, mother des
You know, the more teeth Il loses u
harder Il will be 10 part with u.
1t makes M sad 70 look At dat p'ctur
sa.d Sauntsring Sim - he threw the o.
magazine asids. don't see anything
d,scouragin' about It, replied Hungry nv
tina. Can't you rcadi II says UNDER
dat ~ made from wash DRAWN.
Our bcs, laid plans gang Aft Agcly, r
marked the man who loosely INDUCES
quotations. Yes. replied the pesslmiat
friend; insured my life with the Idea
protecting my future and merely gave m
self something more TO worry about.
Nov boys, aid Sunday school teach
Or, addressing the juvenile class, can eith'
Of you tell me anything about GOOD ~
day, Yes, mA'Am, can, replied the 90
Il The foot Of the class. He WAS the fsllo
that done ths housswork for Robinsf
Crusos.
II suppose, Of course, that You bay
your life well insured for the bsnsnt
your wife and childrenf No; ! though
for awhile that II WAS for their benefit, b
Il sssms that .As president Of the compan
and bis family were tho ones for whom o
policy was taken out.
--Tns moment thu nurse turned her bac
the rich baby ran over and kisssA tbs POI
baby fransically. lis such relief 70 9
bold os somebody who liant sNriilzsd!
exclaimed In baby talk, for be spoks
xnsl,sh. / understand, old man, rejoict
ths poor baby indsixentiy.
Most people are afraid 70 Be indifIe
emit. som~ people are different for The q
prvss purpose Of showing that thsy a's u
AFRAID. And then there are fss who y
big enough not 70 care WHETHER they =
dIfIsrsns or not. But nins times out Of Y
sbsy % things In the ordinary WAY.
why dA the earl break The snsss
meuts Oh. be became afraid when
found oct that her father VAS president
! l,es issurAlce company that the old nj
wosld appoint him vice president or -
him SONS oshss kind Of . Job that wou
make Il necessary for him 70 u least mel
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