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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-08
CHAMBERLAIN'S PAIN
BALM WILL DO
WHAT

For the alienation of pain Chamber
lain's Pat Balm has no equal. Sore
ness of the muscles, swellings and
lameness are quickly relieved by ap-
plying it. One application will prompt
ly quiet a pain in the side or chest and
nothing will compare with it as an
external application for rheumatism.
For the treatment of cuts and bruises
there is nothing better. For sale by
Benson, Smith & Co., Ltd, Agents for
Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-08
THE CIVIC FEDERATION.

The Civic Federation held a meeting
yesterday afternoon and listened to two
bate on the fwilei question and the
Federation determined to make a live
ly campaign. There Will be another
meeting Monday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-08
Sub-Divisi0n of the Land of Puupueo
Manoa Valley,
District of Ho-
nolulu. L n e
Property o I
H e n T y h
Cooper.

The s I T e e [ )
through t h i S
tract have all
been macadamiz-
ed and the side
walks c u b e d
with lava rock.
Water m a i n S
have been laid to
each lot in the
subdivision. The
Rapid Transit
line runs along
Oahu avenue, and
a main line OF
the Hawaiian
Electric Co. has
been constructed
TO the land.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-08
LEGAL PROTECTION OF THE So
CIAL EVIL.

A memorial to the Senate of the Ter
ritory of Hawaii from the Evangelical
Association of Oahu in session April
9Th, 1905.
In view of the articles by Dr. Cooper
proposing that protection of the Social
Evil be legalized by the present Legis-
lature by setting apart a place owned
perhaps by the Government in Which
prostitution shall be permitted and in
view of the fact stated publicly by some
of the most eminent and best known
physicians of this city that such a sys-
tenn has been proven a failure over and
over again in other places and there
fore cannot wisely be undertaken in
this Territory, and
In view of the fact that this plan
is a direct violation of the Seventh
Commandment which says Thou sha
not commit adultery and also
In view of the fact that such action
in the Legislature would bring disgrace
in the eyes of the people of the United
States upon this Territory whoze citi-
zens by a large majority are native Ha-
waiian and upon both Houses of the
Legislature the majority of whose mem
bers are Hawaiian and therefore would
greatly injure the good name of the
Hawaiian people as well as that of the
other residents of these Islands.
Therefore be it resolved that we eX-
press the hope that the Legislature will
not permit any such proposition to re-
ceive even the least favorable consider
alton.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-08
MINISTERS
ARE ACTIVE
EvangelicaIs On the
Questions of
Hour.

At the meeting of the Hawaiian
Evangelical Association at Kawaiahao
adopted:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-08

Purity and Wholesomeness are the
first requirements of beverage. The
United States Government reports as
sure both of these to Rainier Beer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-08

Do not accept the ''just as good; :"
insist upon trying Rainier Beer. You
will always order tit never changes.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25

servant - pretty low down. have
told him that the tipping habit is just
rs bad in America as in France. but
he says in America the servant acts
As though he never had such thought
as getting tip, and when you give
him a quarter or other tip he looks
puzzled, as though he did not just
recall what he had done to merit such
treatment. but finally puts the money
in his pocket with an air as though
he would accept it in trust, to be
given to some deserving person at the
first opportunity. end then he smiles.
and gets away, and blows in the tip
for something wet and strong.
told daa if he would just ignore
the servants. as though he did not I'M
derstand that they expected tip, that
he would be all right, so when we got
ready to move from the hotel to pri-
vate rooms dad never gave any serv-
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25

try Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Con.
pound; this did, and improved steadily in
health, and in less than two years beautiful
child came to bless our home. Now We have
something to live for, aud all the credit 10
duo to Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
Mrs Mae P. Wharry. Secretary Of
the North Shore Oratorical Society,
The Norman, Milwaukee. Wis, writes.
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
81 was married for I'VE years and gave
birth to two premature children. Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound was recon.
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seven months. Within two years lovely
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Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound for
the light, health and happiness 1t brought to
our home."
If any woman thinks she is sterile,
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thousands of women through this anx.
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Women suffering with irregular or
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The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25
COIN DOLLARS IN PRIVATE.
Italian Tells of Money Which Is
Ninted in Palermo-Shows
Samples.

One evening was sitting with an
Italian friend in restaurant, relates an
Every body's Magazine writer. and we
were discussing American laws and re-
strictiOns, at which he was very much
inclined to scott.
Ibid you ever see dollar that is not
. dollar?" said he. I shook my head,
and he rolled across the table to me a
silver coin. 1t seemed to me to be-a
dollar. examined it with every care.
and getting another from the cash regis
ter, compared the two. They were ex.
actly alike in weight, sound, color,
milling and all. At last got them con-
fused, and only my friend was able to
point out which was which.
THAT is what we call Palmero dol
lar" he said. do you remember some
years ago that western silver miners
were caught taking about $1,000, 900
worth Of silver into the Nevada City
mint and having it turned into money
without being recorded? Well, that is
just what is going on in Palmero to-day,
with variations. Silver is brought in
San Luis Potosi. Mexico, or thereabout,
shipped to Paris. taken to Palmero, and
minted with reasonable privacy. Tho
dollars are jumbled with stones to nick
them and laid in greasy clay then come
over here in third-class baggage for
distribution. They cost about 43 cents
and defy detection. except that the hicks
are too similar, and it is said that the
M on the neck is not quite deep enough,
and that the Il in pluribus is thou
sandth of an inch crooked. You know
every counterfeiter makes some little
mistake"
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25
Debt in Siam.

The worst thing that can happen to q
man in Siam is to get into debt, from
which there is never any escape, owing
to the exorbitant interest charged.
Once in debt there is no appeal, tho
debtor being stripped OF his clothes and
compelled to work in letters. generally
for the rest of his life, to pay the in
terest. Drunkards are not permitted
to give evidence in the law courts OF
Siam. The Buddhist priests, clad in
yellow robes, are to be seen everywhere
in Bangkok, and it is quite common for
young men to enter the priesthood,
which affords them an easy and luxuri-
Gus existence, owing to the liberality OF
the populace toward any one sanctioned
to the service of Buddha.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25
ROUNDING UP BANK THIEVES
Arrests by Detectives in the Employ
Of the Bankers Association
in Five Months.

Col. James r. Branch, secretary of
the American Bankers association. has
just submitted q report to the asso.
citation detailing the effective work Of
its detectives in handling bank rob.
berries. The Pinkertons, from Septem.
Der l, 1904, to February /, 1905, have
arrested q forgers and swindlers. Of
whom IL have been convicted, IL arc
In jail awaiting trial and one has been
released, reports the New York Sun.
Thirty-three burglars have been ar.
rested in the same space of time. two
have been sentenced to II years, and
81 are in Jail awaiting trial. Two
hold-up robbers have been arrested and
are in Jail awaiting trial
Fifty.one banks were attacked from
September l, 1904, to February 1, 1905.
Thirty.eight of these were non-mem.
bers of the association, and 13 were
members. although the membership of
the association includes at present
$500 Of the most progressive and act
i've banks in this country. The loss
to non.inembers was $32,933.23. and to
members the loss amounted to ST..
777.18. Loss to members from Sep
TENDER 1. 1903. to February 1, 1904, was
$11.17761.
Through the efforts of the associa.
ton Alonzo ]. Whiteman and Philip
Mcintyre have recently been recap
tured. Both of these men are gradu.
ates Of law, and, knowing what evil.
dence is, have been able to make it
very difficult to convict them of their
crimes.
During the period covered In the re-
port there was great activity in ap.
pretending "yegg" bank, vault and
safe burglars in different sections.
Raids by the police in Boston, Balti.
more and Philadelphia resulted in the
capture Of % of this class. many of
whom were identified as ex-convicts.
The Pinkertons recommended that
an effort be made to have laws enact
ed in each state of the union making
bank burglary with explosives. espe.
cially where human lives are endan.
gered, punishable by from 25 to 40
years. imprisonment.
More than 1926 general complaints
by members of operations by forgers,
swindlers and worthless check and
draft operators were investigated, re-
sulting in 10 arrests and eight con.
victiOns.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25
Modern Ways in Japan.

Japan long since copied European
methods of warfare to excellent pur-
pose. To-day she is adopting the fri
volties. Until recently jewelry, for in
stance, was tabooed, but now even gen.
tlemen are often seen with a thick
gold ring, made out of an old Japanese
coin called "koban." The study of the
introduction of a new custom is inter-
esting. AS to kissing, it is rather a
delicate subject to touch upon, but it
cannot be dismissed with a general
statement that "in affection and love
the Japanese are oYtwardly undemon-
strative." All depends upon circum-
stances. Kissing as practised in the
west is still strange to them, but no
one who knows about it would wonder
If young couple Of modern Japan
should take to it to express their love.
IN. Y. Herald.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25
BALD HEADS COVERED
With LuxuFiant Hair anA scaly
Scslps Cleansed and Purified
b. Cuticura Soap,

Assisted BY dressings of Cuticura, the
great skin cure. This treatment at once
stops falling hair, removes crusts, scales
and dandruff, destroys hair parasites,
soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimu.
lates the hair follicles, loosens the scalp
skin, supplies the roots with energy and
nourishment, and makes the hair grow
upon p, sweet. wholesome, healthy scalp,
Internal treatment for every humor, from
pimples to scrofula, from infancy to age,
consisting of Cuticura Soap, Ointment
pnd Pills, price $lO0. A single set il
often sufficient to cure.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25

Many women long for child to bless
their homes, but because of some de-
bllity or displacement of the female
organs they are barren.
Preparation for healthy maternity is
accomplished by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound more successfully
than by any other medicine, because it
gives tone and strength to the entire
female organism, curing all displace-
ments. liberation and inflammation.
A woman who is in good physical
condition transmits to her children the
blessings of q good constitution. Is
not that an incentive to prepare for a
healthy maternity?
IL expectant mothers would fortify
themselves with Lydia E. Pinkham's
vegetable Compound. which for thirty
years has sustained thousands Of
women in this condition, there would
oe great decrease In miscarriages, in
sunering. and in disappointments 1T
birth.
The following letters to Mrs. Pink.
ham demonstrate the power Of Lydia
+. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound in
such cases.
Mira. Z. G. Glover, vice-President of
Milwaukee Business Woman's Associa-
ton, Of 8l4 Grove Street, Milwaukee,
Wis. writes:
Dear Mn. Pinkham:-
%! was married for several years and no
CHILDREN blessed our home. The doctor said
had complication Of female troubles and
Icould not have any children unless I could
% cured. For months ] took his medicines.
Trying In vain for cure, but at last my hus-
band became disgusted and suggested that
ualy Wtoea Have Deea Dess31ted b
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25

avenge al insult In blood, stop and
think OF the sorrow and shame that
will come to you ii you draw your gun
too quick. and have . widow on, your
hands as the result. Suppose had
killed that shrimp, the face of his Wild
ow would have haunted me always, and
l would have wanted to die. Don't
ever kill anybody. my boy. If you can
settle dispute by shaking the dice"
Well, dad ordered some more wine.
and as he drank it. he allowed the pop
ulace to admire him and say things
about the great American millionaire,
who spent money like water and was
too brave to fight Then dad called
for his check to pay his bill, and when
he felt in his pocket for his roll of
bills, he hadn't a nickel and the wom-
an, when she was in his arms. wedding
with one hand, had gone through dads
pockets with the other. Dad felt for
his watch, to see what time it was, and
his watch was gone, and the waiter was
waiting for the money and dad tried
to explain that he had been buncoed.
and the head waiter came and begun
to act sassy, and then they called a
policeman to stay by us till the money
was produced, and everybody at the
other tables laughed. and dad turned
blue, and l thought he would have a
fit. Finally, the guide began to talk,
and the result was that policeman
went home with us, and dad found
money enough to pay the bill. but he
talked language that caused the land
lady to ask US to find, new place.
The next morning the guide showed
up with an officer who had a warrant
for dad for hugging a woman in a pub
lie cafe, and it seemed as though we
were in for it, but the guide said he
could settle the whole business by pay
ing the officer $50, and dad paid it and
think the guide and the officer divided
the money. Say, this is the greatest
town We have struck yet for excite
ment, and l guess dad will not have a
chance to think of his sickness.
This morning we went into a big
department store, and, by gosh! we
found the count that dad was going to
fight was a foor-walker, and the coun-
tess was behind counter SELL
ing soap. When dad saw the
count leering at him. he put his hand
ON his pistol pocket and yelled a regu-
lar cowboy yell, and the count rushed
down into the basement, the soap coun-
tess tainted. and the police took dad t.
the police station, and all day the
guide and have been trying to get
him out on bail. II we get dad out of
this We are going to put muzzle ON
him. Well. If anyone asks you If l am
having much Of time abroad, you can
tell them the particulars.
P. S.-We got dad out for $50 and
costs, and he says he will blow Paris
up before night. We are going up to
the top of the Eiffel tower this after
noon, to count our money, as dad das-
sent take out his pocketbook anywhere
on the ground. for fear Of being robbed.
Yours full of frogs,
HENNERY.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25

dear, won't hurt the little runt." She
was SO glad dad was not going to kill
the count that she threw herself into
his arms and thanked dear America
for. producing such grand citizen,
such a brave man as dad. who could
forego the pleasure of killing poor,
weak man who had insulted him, par
ticularly as dads wild Indian ancestry
made it hard for him to refrain from
blood.
Well, dads face was study, as he
braced up and held that $50 pounds of
white meat in his arms, with all the
people looking on, and he seemed
proud and heroic. and he stroked her
hair and told her not to worry, and
finally she hied herself away from dad
and the count took her away, and they
went up the bullyvard, and after all
was quiet again dad said: "Hennery,
let this be q lesson to you. When you
are tempted to commit a rash act and
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25
At the Rectorv. Too.

A pleasant girl answers the ring of all
callers at certain rectory in Brooklyn.
She is a daughter of the Emerald isle and
is capable of as many good Irish bulls
as any son of "the ould sod." To the
inquiry of a recent caller if Father
was in, she replied in the negative. The
caller, however, rather than be disap-
pointed, was content to see one of the
curates and told the girl as much.
"Well," she replied, there's only one
in and he's just gone out. Brooklyn
EagN.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25

Example: mo other reason but this
vas given" should be NO other sea.
con than this was given
.
Don't say "by" for when"
Example: THE finder will b lib.
orally rewarded by leaving the same
At this Office" should be The finder
will be literally rewarded when loav-
ing the same at this Office"
Note: His reward does not con.
sist in the act Of leaving it, excep. the
reward may come to him through his
conscience.
.
Don't say Calculates" for intends"
or purposes"
Example: "He calculates going to
college" should be HE intends, or pur-
poses, going to college"
Note.-He may have to calculate in re.
gard to the expenses.
Don't say can" for may"
Example: Can | close my school
carrier tomorrow In order to get there
in time" should be May l close my
school earlier tomorrow in order 10
get there in time"
Note.-The superintendent kindly
criticised his teacher by saying: You
can and you may"
. .
Don't say cant complain"
Example: II can't complain" should
be: Il have no reason to complain" II
cannot reasonably complain"
Don't say cant live in here
Example: 1.-THE woman can't live in
here" should be: 1.-The woman. in here.
can't live
Note.-The foregoing was spoken OF
one already in the house; in fact, too i'll
to leave it.
Don't say capacity" for ability"
Note-One may have the capacity, but
be lacking in ability. Capacity is tho
receiving. ability the application. Ca.
pacity is passive; ability is active. The
millionaire said of his daughter (when
told that she did not have the capacity
to enter certain college): "Why, I'll
buy her the capacity"
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25
He Writes the Old aroceryman About
Paris-Dad Almost Fights Duel
He Is Arrested a Good Deal.

BY HON. GEORGE w. PECK.
sE4aovefoor OF Wisconsin, Formerly Pub
Asher OF Pecks Sun, Author Of
Peck's Bad Boy" Etc.)
copyright, 1906. by Joseph B. Bowles.)
Paris, France,-My Dear Uncle Ezra:
Dad is in an awful state here. and T
DO not know what to do with him.
we struck this town all in a heap,
and the people seemed to be paralyzed
SO they couldn't speak, except to
make motions and make noises that
we could not interpret. This is the
hrst time dad and have been in a
place where nobody understood our
language Ordinarily we would take
pleasure in teaching people to speak
the English language, but in coming
across the English channel dad and l
both got something we never got on
the water before. Ordinary seasick
ness is only an incident, that makes
you wish you were dead-just tenn
porary. but when it wears OF you
can enjoy your religion and victuals
as well as ever, but the seasickness
that the English channel gives you is
a permanent investment, like govern
ment bonds that you cut coupons of
OF. 'spect we shall be sick always
now, and worse every other day, like
chills and fever.
Say, a boat on the English channel
does not roll, or pitch, at intervals,
like a boat ON ordinary water, but it
does stunts like a broncho that has
been poisoned by eating loco-weeds,
and goes into the air and dives down
under, and shakes itself like black
bass with hook, in its mouth, and
rolls over like q trained dog, and sits
up on its hind legs and begs, and then
walks on its fore paws, and seems to
jump through hoops, and dig for wood
chucks, and all the time the water
boils like 'pollinarius, full of bubbles.
and it gives you the hiccups to look
ut 1t. and it flows every way at the
same time, and the wind comes from
the fourteen quarters at once, and
blows hot If you are too hot and want
cooi breeze. and il you are too cold,
and Want . warm breeze to keep you
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-25

were very irregular, dark colored and
full Of sediment. The Pills cleared it
all up and have not had an ache in
my back since taking the last dose.
Ny health generally Is improved
great deal"
FosTER-MlLBURN co., Buffalo,
N. Y. For sals BY Ill dealers, price 50
cents PEG boz.