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Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
A MIXED UP CASE.

It was in the court of a justice of the peace in the north woods of Michigan. and the case being tried was about a yearling calf. The plaintiff claimed to have sold the calf for six dollars, but to have received only half his pay. The defendant claimed to have paid all the money down at once. The plaintiff swore that the sale took place on Friday, the 16th of August. The defendant swOre it was on Tusday, the 3rd Of Septem- ber..
 One witness remembered distinct ly tEat it was on Saturday, SeDtem- Der 13. and another was positive that it was on Wednesday, July IS. Each swore in the most positive manner and backed it up by relating circUm- stances, and his honor finally got il through his head that there was some ching oueer about the swearing. He hunted uo a last years calendar, and after looking at it few moments an- nounced:
 You fellers want to let up a little; not a one of you has got your days ol dates within week. What are you tryin' to git at, anyway?
 Your Honor, we want the truth 1T this matter" said the attorney for the plaintiff.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
CLEANLY WOMAN.

ErroneousIy Thinks by Securing Her
 Scalp That She Cures Dandruff.
 Cleanly woman has an erroneous idea that by securing the scalp, which re- moves the dandrufr scales, she is cur ing the dandruff. She may wash her scalp every day, and yet have dandrun her life long. accompanied by falling hair. too. The only way in the world to cure 6andruff is to kill the dandruf germ, and there is no hair preparation that will do that but Newbro's Herpi eide. Herpicide by killing the dandruf germ, leaves the hair free to grow as healthy nature intended. Destroy the cause you remove the effect. Kill the dandruff germ with Herpicide. Sold by leading druggists. Send 10c in stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co, De- troit. Mich. H. Goodman, druggist, special agent.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
HERBINE.

Will overcome indigestion and dys- pepsia; regulate the bowels and cure liver and kidney complaints. It it the best bIood e1rioher and invi~orator in the world. It is purely vegetable, perfectly harmless, and should you be a sufferer from disease. you will use it if you are wise.
 R. N. Andrews, Editor and Mgr. Co., coa and Rockledge News. Cocoa, Flor ida, writes: "I have used your Herb inc in my family and find it a most ex celient medicine. Its effects upon my self have been a marked benefit l re- commend it unhesitatingly." soc. Sold by Elvey &z TIuIett.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
TOOK IN THE SIGHTS.

w. C. Greene and party arrived here yesterday morning from the south in their private car attached to the re gUIar Maricopa train. They were ac- companied by Hon. B. A. Packard and with him as a guide they spent the greater part of the morning taking in the various points of interest on the south side. They visited the ostrich farm. the government date orchard. Oleson's pumping plant the Packard ranch and saw a great deal of interest enroute to the different places. In the afternoon they continued on their way to Phoenix. They were taken over the country yesterday in Finch's tally-hO and Murphy's three scatter.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

You bet We do. your Honor" add ed the opposing counsel.
 Wall, I guess We can do that purty quick. As I size up things. everybody has lied, and you two lawyers are aching to do the same ! shall throw the case out of court and di- vide the costs.
 The attorneys objected. and the plaintiff and defendant offered to swear over again. but the justice stood by his ruling and adjourned court. Later I met him and asked
 Judge. what do you suppose aileG all those men to swear as they did2''
 Wall. I dunno, he replied with OWlisl Solemnity. You see. every one O them had been drinking hard cide- before he went on the stand. and guess they did not know what they was swearin' to-"
 "Yes, that may be it."
 Because. you see" he went on. wagging his head several times and grabbing the fence to- steady him self. "I drank cider afore l looked for that calendar. an I am telin' you that I probably lied more than all Of em put together"
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
TEMPE
A FIVE YEAR COURSE.
Another Year Added to the Regular
 Normal Course.

A certain committee at the normal has been working hard for some time past. Monday night they were in ses- sion until after midnight and the meet ing was continued yesterday afternoon at four o'clock. At it's conclusion an other gear had been added to the nor- nal course which at present is four years in length The committee consist ed of a representative from each de- paItment of the school as follows: Prof. Scudder, history; pr. Blome. profession al; Prof Irish, science; Prof. Hall. Lat in; Miss Finnie, English; Prof. Fri zeU, mathematics, and President Mat thews.
 The new arrangement will go into eff feet with the class entering the normal next year. The course of study has practically been laid out by the com mittee. and the new program is con sidered an advantageous one by the fla culty.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
GROWING ACHES AND PAINS.

writes, Aplfl 15. 1902: 'I have used Ballard's Snow Eminent in my fam fly for three years. l would not be without it in the house. I have used it on my little girl for growing pains and aches in her knees. It cured her right away. I have also used it for frostbitten feet with good success. It is the best liniment I ever used" 25c, soc, sI.OO. Sold by Elvey &- Hulett.
 What women particularly like about whist is they can have such nice ex- citing talks while the game is going on,-N, Y. Press.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
DEMAND HIGH WAGES.

It was predicted during the winter that wages would be high this summer and that there would be a scarcity of good men. There is alreay some truth to the prediction and no man who is willing to work in a hay field at the present time need be without work. The Mexicans, or a part of them. are taking advantage of the opportunity and few Of them have struck for higher wages. They have been paid so far this year s1.5O per day but some of them have demanded $2.OO which is just fifty cents more than some farm CTS are willing to pay and consequently several have gone in together and are Going the stacking themselves.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
EXPOSURE.

To cold drau-hts of air. to keen and cutting winds sudden changes of tenn perature, scanty clothing, undue eX- posture of the throat and neck after public speaking and singing. bring on coughs and colds. Ballard's Hore- hound Syrup is the best cure.
 Mrs. A Barr, Houston, Texas. writes, January 31, 1902: "One bottle of BaIlard's Horehound Syrup cured me of a very bad cough. It is very pleasant 10 take" 25c, 5Oc, s1.0O Sold by Eivey 6 Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
Lest and Found


 Templar and Scottish Rite charm. Please return to Re publican office and receive reward. LOST-A pair of gold glasses between Birchett's and Finch's southeast of Tempe reward will be paid for their return to Finch's stable, Tempe. s REWARD-Stolen from Phoenix my driving horse; ears wire slit, wire cut on left foot. John ". Hagerland, 243 w. Jefferson St.
 FOUND-Pair gold trimmed glasses. Owner call at this office.
 SPRAYED or stolen from my ranch at Peoria, A. T.. April 21. 1905, one large grey mare, branded thus o. low down on shoulder two iron grey geldinss. two year old and sorrel lilly one year old, white stripe in face. one small roan lilly one year old, one black or brown lilly colt, 10 months old. no brands. one small sohhel horse mule. one small black mare mule and one small brown mare, brands un- known. Will pay liberal reward to any one who will deliver to my ranch or give reliable information to same. N. A. Hood. Peoria, A. T.
 SPRAYED from White Tanks district near Buckeye 1 black mare, wire cut on fore leg and Q on left hip. Volz. SO5 s. Montezuma avenue.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

Old papers for sale at Republican ofitce-10 cents per hundred.
 ming Delivery. FOR SALES young milk cows at Mc- Falls ranch, mile and a quarter east of Indian school
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
Heln Wanted

WANTED-15O teams to work on the Arizona dam. Arizona Water Co., upstairs O'Nenl Bldg.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
Miscellaneous Wants

WANTED-ChiIdren's sewing. S61 N. First avenue. WANTED-Spacef for horse and small buggy in car going to Missouri, KaL . sas, Nebraska. Iowa or eastward. preferably over Santa Fe. Answer six this office,
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
CATS TO MAKE ELECTRICITY.

One improvement might be sugreste.I to the Indiana genius who pro70S-s to utilize cats for the generation Of an electric current for lighting. He pro- poses to round up the cats and drive them through a shute SO they win pass under rotating brushes. which abstract the desired current. IT he can but train mice 10 race throurh The shute ahead of them. the cats ulie.rt De eI'7Wn through by inductiOn.-Chieae Tribune
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03


 to the inner man
 Cafes and Iunch-rOOus are tiled Uith men and women who seem 10 give all thetr tune and attention to thoughts of properly or improperly feeding their stouachs- lt ts of course best to eat slowly. but not too much" says Dr. Pierce. chief consulting physician to the iuValidS' Hotel and Sur gical Institute. of Buffalo N Y In thls 2oth century people devote SO much tune to head work that their brain Is tagged and there isn't sufficient blood ieft 10 properly take care of the other organs of the body The stomach must be assisted iu its hard vork-the liver started into actiou-hy the use of a good stomach tonic, which should be entirely of vegetable ingredients and without alcohol After years Ot ezperleuce i'll an active practice, DT. Pierce discovered a remedy that suited these conditions m a blood maker and tissue-buiider- He called ii Dr. Pierceis Golden Medical Discovery -an alterative extract that assists m the digestion and assimilation of the food m the stonach-so that the blood gets what it needs for food and oxidation, the liver is at the same time started into activity and there is perfect elimination of waste mat ter When the blood is pure and rich, all the orgaus work without effort. and the body is like a perfect machine
 FREEl Dr. PieTce's Common Sense Medical Adviser Is sent free on receipt ot stamps to pay expense Of mailing oHlr Send 2I oue-cent stamps for the book m paper covers, or 3f stamps for the cioth- bound volume. Address DT, R. " FlereS' Buffalo, N. Y.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
HONEY CANS ARRIVE.

Wm. ROhrig reports that a day or two since he received a car of honey cans here and yesterday another caI for use on the north side of the river both cars being shipped to the Honey Producers association. Present indi- cations are good for a profitable veal with the bee man.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
AsIIcCESSEIII TRIP

It would seem that s. N. Lukin's trip to Roosevelt is 8 success from a busi- ness stand point. He phoned down from that place yesterday telling his cigar makers here to immediately start to making all the high grade cigars they could and to keep it up until he returned home. He expects to arrive some time the latter part of the pres ent week.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
AVERAGED THE SAME.

"Yes," said the first beauteous dam sel. "I had five proposals at the re- ception last night"
 "I had but one" remarks the demure damsel. but it counted ti.e same as five. The man stuttered.-Judge
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
MEASURED BY PIPES.

While walking through Wiltshire a week or two ago. a pedestrian asked l native now far 1t was to the next vil- lage, and received the curious reply About three pipes O 'bacca.~
 He subsequently found that clocks and watches were very rare In that district. and that it was usual Co iu- dicate distance by the number or nires of tobacco one couil smoke on the jCurnoy.-St. James Gazette
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

dress to the senior class on the Occa- sion of their graduation and also who would preach the Baccalaureate. The sermon will be preached on the even ing of Sunday, June 4th by Rev. A. M. Gibbons, pastor of the M. E. church of Phoenix. Hon. Richard E. Sloan Of Prescott, associate justice of the su- preme court will deliver the graduating address on the evening of the Sth.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
IN SMALL AND GREAT THINGS.

"So they smashed your laundry and footed your cash drawer?' said the po- lice judge.
 "T'hey did," answered the intelligent Ch.naman.
 And what did you do?"
 "Nothing. They followed the usual custom and convinced me that it was to my interest to remain neutral Washington Star.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
RAIN AND DUST.

Tempe enjoyed several extremes of weather yesterday but by far the most noticeable one was a mixture of wind and dust. The greater part of the day would have been hard to convince a stranger that there had been over a foot Of rctn here in three months and a half But just to prove that it had not forgotten how, there was a brisk little shower late in the afternoon while the sun was still shining.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
THE END OF THE TROUBLE.

''I understand that Mrs. Jone~ has been cured of insomnia"
 ''How?''
 There was a fire in the street the ether night and she failed to wake up Jones says she hasn't said uo-i
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
LOST THREE COLTS.

Within the past few days George Dobson has lost three valuable colts on his ranch. What caused their death is rot known but it is supposed that it was some weed growing in the alfalfa. A veterinary was questioned but said it was a sort of poisoning that medical aid could do nothing for. MT. Dobson's only hope now is that no more Of his remaining bunch will be similar fly effected.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
NONE LEFT TO cHLoRoFoRM.

Shall we chioroform the old folks of the next seneratiouc'' asked ths sa ge of Plunkv5lle
 If cisarettes an tight laC-n- keep their ho.ts on the respective sexes. re- torted the Pohick philosopher. there ain't goin' to be TO old folks in ths next genera eration.-Pittsburg Post
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
HER VOICE.

Churky-Did you ever hear her sing "On the Hills of Old New Hampshire, Far Away"
 Danky-''No, but I think I could if I was anywhere in New England at the time. Judge
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
ODD FELLOWS AND REREKAHs.

The local Odd Fellows and Rebekah lodges will meet for their annual mem orial service next Sunday morning at the Baptist church. Rev. J. C. Chapin of the church will deliver the address.
 Pursuant to the above the members of the Rebekah lodge will meet at the nall Sunday morning at 10 o'clock to at tend the services in a body. By order of Mrs. Thos. Douglas, Noble Grand.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
AN INQUIRY.

Chica goan-It's grossly eXagger- ated. There hasn't been q man sand hagged in Chicago for two months.
 Friend-You don't say so! How do they knock 'em cut now?
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
IN CHICAGO.

She's a distant relative Of mine
 Distant, Why, man. she's your wife. isn't she2"
 She was. but shes been married twice since then. Shes my wife twice renoved.-8czton Traveler.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

I LOST-Knights Templar and Scottish l Rite charm. Please return to Re
 publican office and receive reward.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
HIS EXPERIENCE.

Knicker-Have you never heard the can of the wild?
 Bocker-No. I always take my shoes off and try to get in as quietly as pos sible.-N. Y. Sun.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
AN AFFEcTIoNATE BABY.

Friend-I suppose the baby is fond of .-ou?
 Papa-Fond of me" Why he sleeps all day when I am not at hcme, and stays up all night just to enjoy my so- ciety.-ToWn and County.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
LADIES, AID SOCIETY.

The Ladies' Aid society of the Chris tian church will meet today at the home of Mrs. c. R. Finch at 2:3O p. m.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
A POSITIVE NECESSITY.

Having to lay upon my bed for 14 days from a severely bruised leg, only found relief when I used a bottle fO BallaE-d's Snow Liniment. I can cheerfuMy recommend 1t as the best medicine for bruises ever sent to the afflicted. It has now become a posi- tive necessity upon myself. D. R. Byrnes, Merchant, Doversviile, Tex as. 25c, soc, $1.OO. Sold by EIvey & Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

The living skeleton at the dime mus e'm had fallen in love with the beard ed lady. No" she said when he offered himself Ut is impossible am we'd ded to my att. l can never be more than a brother to you. Chicago Trib-
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS.
 Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrnp has been used for children teething. IL soothes the child. softens the gums. ailay5 all pain, cures wind collie. and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. Twenty-Five cents a bottle.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
BLOUSE OR SHIRT WAIST 1895.

0LOOoG OFn w FNiS
 The shirt waist is a perpetual and perennial favorite. No woman ever yet possessed enough, and no woman ever yet failed to take advantage of a new and smart design. Tn the illustration is shown one that is both novel and be- coming and which is admirably well adapted to all the waistings of the sea- son. The combined box plait and tucks at the back give most admirable lines to the figure, while those at the front are so arranged as to provide fitness where fitness is most becoming. The sleeves are in regulation shirt style but cut after the seasons model, which is full a the shoulders, and are finish ed with straight cuffs. In this instance the plain stock IS worn with a simple tie of silk but that can be varied by any of the prett;- separate ones of which there are so many.
 The waist is quite simple, being made with fronts and back. and is closed at the center of the box plait in regula- ton shirt waist style. The fronts can be gathered at the waist line and stay | ed by means of a straight band or ad- justed to the figure as may be liked | The sleeves are in one piece each with | openings at the lower edges which are | underfaced invisibly in place of being finished with the regulation over-laps. l The quantity of material required for the medium size is AZ yards 21, 3# yards 27 or 2% yards A inches wide.
 The pattern 4995 is cut in sizes for a 32. 34, 96, sS. 40 and 42 inch bust measure.
 Cut this out and send with ten cents
 to The Republican, Phoenix, Ariz.. fill
 ing out the blank below:
 Size .....'.'.''.'' ''''''''''''''''''
 Name .............'...' ''.'''''''' P. O. ........t........... ] State ,..,.,', ',.'.'''''.'''''
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

Don't forget to order your Electric Fans for the hot weather A. H. 6 N Go.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03

LOOK-A special sale of hats, cheap on Thursday the 4th at Mrs. Liebrick's
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
Situations Wanted


 A TEACHER in good health, with several years experience in public schools, desires to do tutoring or aid in care of children during summer, for expenses. Position with family leaving Phoenix preferred.
 WANTED-Strong boy to milk and do chores. Also to lease for 6 to 10 good milk cows. F. A. Clark. Tempe. WANTED-A place as nurse to an in valid or children with parties who are going away from Phoenix for the summer. Address B this office. ANY ONE who wants man buck rake and team see H. w. PiersOn on Me Dowen road. l mile north of asylum or address R. F. D. l.
 EMPLOYMENT AGENCY-A strictly first class reliable agency. All kinds of help promptly furnished. Our services free to you. Your orders solicited. Phone main 273. Cham pagne & Taylor. 45 N. Center.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
SERMON AND ADDRESS.

A day or two since it was decided who would deliver the graduating ad
Arizona republican., 1905-05-03
Fer Rent

FOR RENT-Well furnished kitchen and dining room at Mesa on good terms. Address NJ H, this office. . hk VENDOME on west Washington street, convenient to the business center of the town has been reopen ed under new management. The house has been thoroughly renovated and the carpets and the furniture are all new. Summer rates.
 THE SNEAD property is for rent from May 1, corner Third avenue and Jeff ferson. Also for sale. J. H. w. Jensen phone black 51.
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IN iiiEMOREAM.

William NJ. and Eliza Limbaugh, hus-
band and wife, after long Journey to-
gether, hand in hand, as united in HOLY
| wedlock with Gods approval, and hay
ing thus the divine approval their life
effort was successful in a temporal and
spiritual sense.
They reared family of five children,
all Of whom are Christians save one, and
that one we hope is bound by an abiding
conviction of the truth Of Gods word
which will some day, bring him into the
fold.
This honorable record was not made
by religious fits and starts, but by pa
tient leaning upon the word of God thru
long sweep of years, for the husband
was born March 2, 1882; died July 30,
1905, and for many years was a member
Of the M. E. Church South, and always
acceptable with his brethren; and by
his side stands the beautiful life of his
companion testifying to the truth of
Gods blessed word which sustained them
in all the conflicts of life, and gave them
joyous victory over the last enemy,
which she met August 8, 1905.
May God help all who knew them to
live for a better life beyond. Especial
ly would we urge their children to fol-
low them as they followed Christ.
Their Pastor,
J. A. RUSSELL.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1905-10-05
The Teachers Association.

| The teachers association held here
last Thursday, Friday and Saturday,
was one of the most successful, as
regards attendance and interest as
well as one of the most interesting
ever held here. The attendance was
better than usual and the teachers
appeared to have the proper Ideas as
to the purposes of the meeting and
it is safe to say that all We're benefit
ed by and enjoyed it.
The program was a good one and
was Interestingly and entertaingly
rendered.
On Friday night the association
met at the Baptist church and after
some excellent music by Prof. and
Mrs. +. J. Henderson, and the young
people, a prayer by Prof. ". A.
Davault and recitations by Misses
Meta Estes and Cordelia Murray,
Prof f. S Douglass of Cape Girardeau
delivered an excellent address on
education which was enjoyed by all
present.
We are informed that steps were
taken 8or township organization, and
it is hoped the zeal of the teachers
may reach the people and that great
er interest will be taken in the edu-
cation of the children of our people.
There seems to be no better way to
accomplish this result than thru the
zeal of the teachers and they should
| be encouraged in their efforts to make
their organizations effective in re-
suits as well as enjoyable occasions
for the ladies and gentlemen who
have taken upon themselves SO much
responsibility. THE PRESS is ready
and willing to assist and encourage
them any way it can in their noble
work.