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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
cysn1a 10 the Mikade,


TINS confab International
Inspires me with respect, Sire;
I likewise hope the Peace Cabal
VIII have good effect, Sire;
Till you consent l won't efface
The cne,nys repose, Sire
But gee. l see a lovely place
To poke him in the nose, SireI
Tween you and me, Mix, what's tho use
OF all this Portsmouth chewing7
The boys are willing-turn us loose
And something VIII be doing.
To tell the trucia we fairly itch
For exercises tiSt.c-
To corner Mr. Iinevitch
And finish UP artistic.
Why do the envcys sweat and toll
In logic grim and steady
To arhltrate a strip of soil
That's our (you heD already?
Why should indemnity intrude
When, honestly. we've got EN-
In sucn an easy altitude
1t seems a shame to swat EN-?
They think our terms a bit too strong1
m sorry things beiall so,
But l opiile it won't he long
Ire they are sorry also
go keep en- TO our prices, Sire,
And if they scorn 10 take EN-,
BY t'ui.yamas sacred fire
Well just waltz in and make EN-!
The New York Globe.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
A Cornet Renderinn.

New York World: President Harpe,
denies With more or less heat he report
that the doNology is no longer sung II,
the University of Chicago. The report
MIS- crudely untrue. Everybody knows
that the students version of the dox-
ologN is still the favorite hymn of the
uniVersitN 1t runs in this fashion:
Praise john from whom oil blessings flow
llaise him oil creatures here below;
Praise him oil of We hoaNcly host
Praise William some, but John the most
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
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~ the Stomach aud make YOU worse
We know Mnil's Anti-Relth Waters
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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
IN WHICH. HAVING DANCED. WE
PAY THE PIPER.

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W. -. ..'''h ii' ~ sds''As
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a. ,..' ''l.,''sl VIZ ii'i'IS.
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,','1 nv, y, 9r,sois' t,'t'
60, nl an.as n.y., en- l''iie on 'ie
.,n , ~, w "Are
$3.50 ,.;,,' ,'.'s "t1a .rN lfai'' mes
haln,, AZ 1,I,;,r i,,s'' ,i'' ',.i'li
! -, ahe MOAN l"ases OF which were
a., VIZ l'i.e''VN,iliS
VIM, i Wv ini ,h ".',. we're ''f
sn f.,,. . ns tn s $500 ,,.'tl1pts.
n,I,a 10 MO H.,
4 diftcult TO re,a. was 10 ho h,,,, n,d,
Al Inc stake in nro,,er s.,,.,., es,,.,,,
D., .p;,'i,., ~ 1,;r :" - i'si','''i.
a" u OF hi, sn,ra IN nn' ma" pc
yro,n fold mo v,bere 10 ls,,, - ,i I.a -
~ honnd IN :, traa nc ~ ~ '.a "
near. th,t with n free b.,,,1, ,.,,,I,i
to,,baa min, 49, ~. ,,,,m,. ~, IRA
"I,ic,f,,i c,;ad
He trrnea MS heaa &c ,ba e,osa
drawn thongs narn,i,tad ,t, ,,.,,,o ,,,.,
smile as Observation-Disclosures !, ,,-o,,,.,,,.s
"Ay. I,,ls ,hey, 4ba,,,. me, ,,',.a
fast his time. have baen ,,.,vf,,,
vn,,,d never como ..Ii,., o,,.,,,,,,, l., e.
The lire.'' = -
I'VE wore taken ,opetbe,.pv so r,,,,.,
/ dared ask.
On md Same onset ..ry.,.,,s ~,
QUESTION of ,lna,s ~. i, ~. 60, ',,'' a
back business. Bn, lhev mid s@'oi AN
lot" this WITH, an inchipe nod tnv.3,.,l
Il rov of n:.hed bodies r}eg,,,ed eitti,,,,
against a fallen Tree. lli13e Of thaIn IN.
it's knees. and three Others showing
the gaming hacks and hevsitps az mo
.,re;,t h,oads,yord
'"rhev've fetched them hara Ia ,.., nc
burn" he went ON. "Htit i,v mo .n,ts
we have the Warrant Of two good
blades and I;ph,aim Yeates' hunting
knife that the only fires t.,-~.u e,.9.r
see are those of hell
"Yea,es% / queriea "fIllcn they
have taken him and The tsatawba. AZ
wellY.
..Not alive. you may be sure, else We
should haze them for company Hut
it has Il BLACK look for oui friends than
cave came back So soon. Moreover. th.
bodies Of the three peace pipe smokers
we've found ANA brought in: tha. win
he the Great Bear holding His head il,
his hands a, the end of yoildcr bloody
lnasullerade'
Il guessed as much. Cod resi- our
poor conlrades,''
Aye, and God heir Ma ger yjs no
time for reploaches. buf aiilons>t US
We have signed her dealh Warrant wit!l
our bungIings'
III it were only dcattl,t' / groA,1eei.
"''l'is Just that. lack" said he. 40
better, ,tlavll:.p. yiit no Verse. when
we We're dawned by thar stneeehing
mob. she Was out and on her kue.s 10
I.,,I,.,,1,,,.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
Smokeless Cigars Next?

Gin iEnhi l4nIuiler: The Illinois
Contra railroad management is said to
lie about - introduce smoi.e!ess en-
s.ies. 50 far. so good. Perhaps the
neNt reform ought to he smoke ess, cans
AnyhoW. there is room Tor improve fnent
IL that connection. Frequently clean
men who don't smoEe-or if they do
buy csa!s Of fair quality have to re-
se,t 10 tie smoking car when the other
coaches aye crowGet. Ti.ey do not like
smoke t.!at is not even iii to cure side
:nn1t. or 10 paddle through rivers OF
tobacco eNret,ora;ieis. a good many
r;:lNlling cars are N!le
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

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''.'a ,,.,, w. ~, 49, VA ,,,,st
.,,ss "'sm ,''s f, ','i'' n,.,.
in ,s.,.;..n .,..,in ,,,,.l,ing IN. s,.,r-
im, .yas ,n@1 ,,,,n.,,',,'',l ,,os,,,res ,,,,l
~, ,., ~.
i1,sa,,s of ~, ,b,.e, ,,a,,...,,,en mshn,o
! vn.,tss .,,,,, NJ ,,.f,.i,', M s,.,l,,,.d
/ WINE th..y v,,,,... ,,.,,,ino re.,,',, ca.
,,,a bu,nin., o,,, xa,,,,i,,na,.s v,ra
sIra,n,.,, sii.nt. Nm, wh.n tba .vo,.l,
4 VAS done they formed In a sen,;c;,clc
i 10 f.on1 me ,,,,. If ,.e,,s,.s ANA ..i mn
n bowling chant ,ha, wn,1ld nave. n,,
a band of NIohan,ine,,an d,.ryishes to
me hlIsh.
",'ris th,a 3eath song for the slain
said Richard. and While il lasted. this
moving tableau of naked, figures, keep
in. time il, ;, weird sta,n,,ir,r dance to-
the rising and fallin. UTILIZATION of the
chant. hela Us ...lclI,,o,,,,a
Iut we were NOT ,.n. suffered to bt,
nlars. curious onloollers. In its dismal.
est flight The dea,h song ended in +,
shriI huhl,lb and tha ,lnncers turned
as one man 10 fn,. ns
hone il may nSveg be yorr lat. m,
6iears. 10 meet and endure such /, hov-
rid glare of human feroeity as That
these MrGuelt-un avengers off blood
bent upon ,is. ',rwns more unnerytIg
than alt.,,u that had gone before more
terrible thou.hi 1han ai,.,ht than
could come after. Vel. as to this. You
shall jnaee for Yourselves.
The Pause WAS brief. and whom a Ind
ran mn Ia 5l,,,t Inc thongs th,i hound us
Ton, me- ,niasil nm fbe '',, "rt',r ' MN
began in deadly eY,.nesj. Whilst t,,.
INDIAN yo,,ih MAS sl.s,,in, n, mo a,er-
skin Rirh:,rd .r.,v,. me my ,,1r
",Tis the knife and Ratchet plav.
they are loosips us ,o give us Freedom
to shrink and dodge Look straight 10
fore you and never finch a hair as
YOU would keep the life-in You from ou,
minute to the uext,''
.errust me said J. I'VE must ,.Ile it
out rs long rs we can If only tu olive
our dear lady time for sl,,ot,1er n,:5y,.l
or tIvo NI;,vhan she win name MS i'm
them. God Knows ON. need is sore.
ono,Isb
m" l.,a ran, h.,ek ANA a u-.,,r;or stood
ont iup.sfiur his to,nnh.,ly, i'm al, No
ma,,. n f.lilt 10 ,,:5si in al Richnrd Inn
ins,e.a semi il >vhjyxj,,c A, mo
,rb.t fi1.st n,iesil,. 80 h,~,,.., 10 f,,.,
u,sl,inchi,a tha,, w,.r, .,ll The .,th,.rs
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n o,,,,,i,,..' s,,..ii,,ht Il ,t,,,,la ,t;,,, -,
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n,.,,. sbif, - b'll ,,s, md - ,,,i,,
fi@ht ne twisltms AZ y@,.rGl aside TO 10
80, '',''i =, .,, =
eaU ,lfe 80 my eAl, Wien !! S'f,gk
taE.N"; Wen Ae' criel iach;tfd
afil th'h, pNeMlNe ms 'etth' Here
Np'.t'S min;
ne si'ohN - 7'coil" 'oi'an'i"N "aS
spec. heara IL strike Win Il eiull
NiiiSh mat might ne he.h on i'"sn
ana bone on on eak bark c"lild NOT
Afii. ! ga 3ea hot i""k aside liil lti''l-
ti" 'aui'iiis iauSii SiiNe me le'tNe 10
pf.ittfir asall.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

The New York Fire Insurance ex-
change. on Investigation. finds that
there are 2,95s fire proof buildings in the
United States. of which New York has
1.562. or more than half
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
Sold at all druggists, SOC per box.

Powers That Prey.
That fellow looks 10 me like a profess
sional criminal"
.'Mhy. that's bishop Rlotter."
is that So Well. anyhow, he's one of
the powers that pray,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

Half the Worries Rubber Crop.
The United states now takes nat
the worlds crop OF rubber.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

He Smoked {. whole lot OF cigars. and
quit ST., ahead of the game. But, some
how or another. he didn't feel just
right as he flushed his cold tub and
gol ready for bed. some dark laos
Went ioun tle street singing and pick
ing guitars. 1'Meir music made kim
sort of woozy. So he mixed himself ..
big one in the silver S. aker, gulped it
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
Value Of Words.

A father recently overheard his
young son use a word he did not APP
prove, and. calling the child TO him,
SAID: My son. if You viii promise me
never to use that word again III give
you a silver dime" The little fellow
promised, and, true to his word. re-
Trained. About a week later he went
to his father and said: Papa, I've
learned word worth fifty cents."-
Philadelphia Press.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
SENATOR SULLIVAN
Says He Has Found Doan's Kidney Pills
Invaluable i'll Treating Sick Kid

Hon. Timothy ID. Sullivan of New
York, Member of Congress from the
Eighth New York District and one of
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
FINE TIME HUBBY HAD.
From the Washington sta,

L
From the Washington Star.
The young married man whose wife
vent on Monday last for month s
visit to her mothers Chesapeake Beach
I cottage got along all right on Monday
( night.
Swell scheme, this thing of being
alone once in q while. he said to him
| self often enough to sort of half con-
vince himself of it. He was a bit tired,
SO he remained home that night.
Alter The old NANNY who prepared
his meals left. he cleaned all of his
+ pipes, sharpened all of his pencils and
| decided to block out a chapter or two
| of that great novel he had in mind.
This plan, however. didn't go through.
I 1t took too much OF his time to get his
pipes just right. Anyhow, he felt kind
4 o dull.
And the young woman across the
4 street Was grooming ltubenstein's mel
/ odN in + to soft piano ;lcco,npaili-
nlelt. His wife used to sing that, he
1 thought. He would get her to sing it
4 Tor him some more when she returned.
/ He wondered how She WAS p;,kiug out,
amy way.
she sure looked classy and trig in
that zig She Went away in he thought.
down there Try to make eyes at her,
I'D
He walked up and down a bit when
this idea struck him. He decided to
take his cold plunge and go TO bed.
"Gi'eat idea. this going il alone once ia
While he nuttered, wcahlN, just be-
fore going to sleep. I'm tog out and
have little whirl around tomorrow
night"
He found it a bit odd not to have a
little person in what he called a dinky
wrapper TO whom he could express his
Views on the peace conference ON the
following morning but he kept on say
ing to himself that the young fellows
VINO kept themselves free and footloose
knew their gait all right.
That might he took d trolley ride.
Gut al the suburban stopping place
he met a couple of girls he had known
i'm his bacherlorhood, accompanied by
rather s;ippy young man. He tried TO
be rakish and desperately limitations
with one of the sirls-"just to ind out"
as he said to himself "if this getting
married thing had made me a dead one'
and for the moment he thought he
was having a rafting good time; but
the think was not a Very hefty one.
THAT girl isn't half as bright as she
used TO be-" he reflected as he returned
to the city ON the trolley. Il just
watched her prettying and preenins
herself-moistening her lips and fixing
her eyes. and hanging on to that fixed
end permanent smile. Now, Patsie"--
"Patsie' is his wifo-"never went in
for that silly sort of thing. Patsie's on
the dead level, and that's right. Think
go the more see of the others. l Won
der if she's having amy sort of time
down there, anyway? But I tell you
what, old boss, it's the proper kink to
go it alone once in a while"
EpdnrSlaN might after he had
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07


ooh, / dunno he thought .Pa;sie
can give amy OF 'etn a ran on Looks. ny
jing, | wonder il! she's having good
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
Sin nm REWARD 10 anyone who can
" QIVNN d,SnInve this Statenant

j
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why w. l.. Dougias $3.50 shoes are the best
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II could show You tine difference between the
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W. 1. 0ougI1s Strong Made Shoes fer
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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

SIOUX CITY PIG CO., 1925, 1905
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

He found himself IN a pretty peevish
frame of mind AZ the Office on Thurs
day. His work didn't 90 right al all,
somehow or another. In the afternoon
he Vet out ,o the bah game.
Beauty of the thing is, said he,
that | don't have to rush home for din
iier after tho seveiltA mining. can stay
and see the game ont. Hot thing. this
going it alone ONCE III 4 %-.1ilc.' He
looked around the stand to siZe the girls
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

From the Washington Star.
The young married man whose wife
went on Monday last for months
visit to her mothers Chesapeake Beach
cottage got along all right on Monday
night
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07
Continued Next Week.n
Beer Ste,lns

New Work. Tunes: Some beer stems are
made in TINS coun.rv, hnr they do not eur
any figure III the trade. Germans, who
are the principal buyers of stems. Know
an imported from domestic article as
a gardener knows his Mowers. A man
who has spent his youth in Germany.
osnecially if ne knows anything OF the
student life. can ten by mercy elanciug
al !. st.in, in What part of the fatheriaiid
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1905-09-07

she sure looked classy and trig in
that zig She went away in,'' he thought.
III | thought any of those Willie boys
down there d try to make eyes at her,
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-06-10
THE WORLD DO MOVE.

Clark Howelrs paper is now indicting ed-
torial on pistol toting, disturbance Of church
worship gambling, Kansas and other thread
bare and matter OF course subjects. We are
looking for The Sun do Shine" and an
other on The Earth Is Round Way cross
Journal
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-06-10
For Sac.

A saw mill outfit complete in
good running order. Capacity
5000 feet per day. Address,
the Enterprise. If
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-06-10
Knockers at ST. George.

If you hear man knocking ST. George you
will find that he either wants to buy your prop
erty for less than il is worth or be does not
know what he is talking about. St. George is
absolutely all right aud is improving every day
in the Week.-St. George Gazette.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-06-10

The Telfair Enterprise is not blunt, but
plain spoken on the gubernatoria1 candidates.
Ia an editorial headed Hoke and Clark among
other things Editor McRea says:
The Enterprise believes that a ring" ex-
lists ia Georgia politics, au understanding, if
you prefer 10 express it that way, beweent most
of those who are in office in Georgia by which
they are combined TO fight and manipulate each
one in the interest Of the several others so that
each may be continued in power as long as be
makes good" 10 the organization. We will UNI
dertake to give some specific reasons for this be-
lief before the next state campaign is over.
But right at this time we only wish TO call atten-
ton to the fact that, whether there are any
grounds for this belief or not there isa large
and increasing number of the masses who will
not be satisfied until they have seen the issue
made and fought out along these lines.
Fitzgerald enterprise. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1895-1912, 1905-06-10

Hore than all the hackers man can get.
Hanlon wants union depot for Ocilla. Her
hree trunk" lines should give him what he
sants.
Fitzgerald is growing in most satisfactory
inner, her improvements are substantial and
IL manent.
We print today the monthly report of the
unity commissioners, which will be read with
terest by many of the subscribers OF the En-
prise.
The new garbage barrels, well made and
st the right size, are placed at convenient
cations and ought to serve to keep the streets
ear of papers, water melon rnds and other
ash.
# The esteemed Brunswick Journal is doing
kcelent work for Hon. Hoke Smith.-Ocllla
Tar.
Yes, Clark should cut Sans wages instan-
There may be one Joint debate in which
1oke Smith will participate, but there will be
aly one, what is left of the other fellow will be
screet enough to stand from under" forever
Nereaftcr
Gaming is the father of mischief and
mesters are the imps of trouble and gameing
ices households of vice, their patrons and de-
nders the enemies of The Enterprise, thereby
u are honored.
We read occasionally of disgracefu1 bribery
ID corruption in different states, there is one
Nv to insure against Vaccinations Of the third
ise' in Georgia legislation, and that IS by
citing Hoke Smith governor.
~ Il
Whatever the platforms may be, the issue
al never be concealed. tits plain tilt between
we'll organized politicians backed and strong
reinforced by the railroads on the one side,
by the common people On the other.
Editor Smalls Brunswick Journal is doing
IL it can to convince the South Georgians that
IS the Moses to lead them-to Clark Howell
8e peoples democratic candidate" Sam
my son, bevare"-est you drop your chew
gum.-Ocilla Star.
e q
OF course we shall not permit an amend
ht to the city charter that will take the ques-
Of sewerage out of the hands of the people,
Enterprise will be on hand when the amend
st is offered in the legislature and will take
of the peoples interest as we have done in
past
IT has been claimed that an honest man is
noblest work of God The thought had its
'.&ss. M doubt in fhe fact that il was one of
rarest works of God, all of which is queer
he thoughtful mind, since it is just as easy
vastly more profitable to be honest, than 9th
Use.
Honest, open discussion of any public ques-
never does any harm. The people want to
Re at the truth. When all the facts of any
are before them they are apt to decide for
r best interess. You can trust them when
are fairly dealt with.-Lyons Progress
That is just what we will get when Hoke
la opens the campaign.
J. -
Hoke Smith is a MAN in stature, in mental
zpment and in character. At least, that is
estimate of the man, and. should he be
ted governor, Georgia would be benefited
La would be honored. Against such man
i puny shafts of political leggers would fall
harmless as a handful of eiderdown on
ntain of granite.-Oca Star.
The railroad lobby, the men who are en-
Ia and receive large salaries to Influence
ation in favor of the railroads, as we'll as to
arage legislation intended for the protection
lie common people against the strong