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The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

Shall women run push carts?" asks
a New York paper. If women must
operate push carts, perhaps they
should be limited to pushing them.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

II. h Rogers is in a position to
prove that it is a mistake to suppose
that a man who has SIS, 100000 can do
as he pleases.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

Many who formerly smoked 10c cfEara.
now smoke Lewis siSingle Binder straiEhs
Sc cigar The best combination Of the eess
sObaceOs- Lewis Factory, Peoria, IL
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

Ministers may come and ministers
may go but the choir feud goes on for
ever.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

Even the best natured couple can fan
out when they are in the hammock to-
igether-
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

1t is wise for a young man TO strike
out for himself unless he happens to
be a ball player.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

The fellow who knows himself too.
well realizes that familiarity breeds
contempt
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

Ien sure PIsos Cure for Consumption saTs6
ny life three years ago.-1[Rs- Tzos- zcEsIsss,
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

The latest museum, freak Is q pig
with two legs Outside a museum il
isn't necessary to have four legs to be
a hog.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

You can't be popular without oe-
casiOnalIy laughing at a few moss
grown jokes.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

tain play?" TOmmy's Pop-''The water
works, my SON."
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

A woman who puts more faith in g
four-leaf clover than a man does In
box ful OF government bonds.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

An Irishman says that being an an
.cient must have been a healthy oc-
cupation.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

A Womans worth is usually more
than she can extract from her hus-
bands pocket
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

The woman who has no patience
was born with an important function
lacking.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

When a nan helps his wife with the
hOusewOrk It takes her about twice as
long to finish.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27
imnartant 60 Methers.

Wigwag- He's victim OF the
gTeen-eyed monster" Guzzier-'J Jeal-
Ousy or ID. T. %
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

When Eoman's photograph doesn't
look Ike her IL is a sign It IS her fav-
0rfte one.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

No chromos or cheap premiums. Int
better quality and one-third more OF
Defiance Starch for the same price OF
other starches-
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

Listen to what your friends say OF
others in your presence II you wish TO
get a line on what they say Of you
when you are absent.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

with one of her own sex by being sus-
piciOus Of what she viii say about her.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

he man who courts trouble geasdaE
iy marries it
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

Superior quality ana extra s1laH tit7
must win Ihi5 IS Why Defiance SferrF
Is taking tEs place 81 al others.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27
Especially for Women.

Men who will 90 to law are sure to
get satisfactiOn-if they are lawyers.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

TwO-thirds Of the dignity We encoun-
ter in our daily walks is merely bluh
In order to join the great silent ma
5Ority q man must either die or get
married
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

IW1-l . FlaHs IrIeo =
VIII use no other. Defiance Cold rraEer
Starch has no equal in Quantity CT cusF-
ity-1g o. Tor 10 cents. Cfher h1rrsir
contaia onIv - o.
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

It IS better 70 have executive ability
than to eaTs y0ur bread 81 tbe sweat
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

A kindred institution more pathetfc. II
possible. in its character than this IL
the Mother Bickeraice Home for Soldiers
Widows AT Ellsworth but. ] am sorry TO
learn from numerous sources that this
institution has been somewhat neglected
by the state 1 call your attention to
the Mother Bickerdi1e Home ana its
The Goodland republic., 1905-01-27

l-----1c-1 Ea-ll-A-1AA- am 6A1----.-- a-.aa r
found beautiful expression IN the Sol
diers Hone at Dodge CITY There in
coy cottages. several hundred battle
scared EfIeE21z- upon whose Ueaas have
fallen the SHOWS witch melt net away
many Of then With their wives and
cliidreE. lztfeHtlT await the b-Eie caH
acrcss fhe rirer- The state has UlaGe
r1alT eontEirutfs1s So E1eir ccrzfcrt ana
s1pr.1 make many Ecre
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Birds In Attack.

Birds display great skill and cunning
in the chase, the attack and in guard
ing themselves from injury during the
struggle for supremacy. The secretary
bird is the inveterate enemy and untir-
ing pursuer of the snake. All sorts,
even the most venOmous, he hunts with
a zest that is at once interesting and
amusing. The snake fees from its
foe, who follows, watching every op-
portunity for a blow. When the reptile
turns the bird uses one of his wings
as a shield and strikes with his foot.
The snake buries it's fangs in the wing,
but leaves the poison in the plumage,
and the bird escapes unhurt. Repeat
ed blows from the powerful claw con-
fuse and disable the snake, and at last
it falls, to be at once dispatched by
thrusts of the sharp beak into it's head.
The bird then losses his victim into the
air and, catching it as it falls, swal-
lows it,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Wells In Churches.

During the tenth century no woman
was allowed to appear at church with
out a veil. 1t had to be real veil, too,
covering and concealing the features
in order that the prayers and medita-
tons of the men might not be disturb
ed by the contemplation of feminine
loneliness. There was a tradition that
the origin of the custom was in an or
der from a great French saint. When
young man he met little girl with
features 50 noble and beautiful that,
although he was many years her senior,
he Immediately fell in love with her
because she resembled a young lady
to whom he had been engaged years
before, but who died in his arms. The
man and the child separated, and he
became priest. Many years later he
saw her in the congregation just as he
was entering the pulpit to preach, and
the sight disturbed him to such an eX-
tent that his sermon was failure,
and he ordered all the women thence
forth to wear wells.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
DO|NGS IN WISCONSIN,
Matters ofCeneraI Interest to Our
Readers Reported by
Telegraph.
PRINCIPAL EVENTS OF A WEEK
State Items of General Interest from
Various Sources for the Benefit
OF Our Readers.

Racine, Wis, Aug. 15.-Miss Mabel
Jones, aged ID, saved her mother Mrs.
William Zones, of North Chatham
street, from being burned to death.
Mrs. Jones was cleaning house and
used gasoline. 1t caught fire. the
flames spread to her dressing sacque
and in a moment she was a mass Of
flames.
The daughter, at the risk of her own
life. grabbed bed quilt, wrapped it
tightly around her mother and smoth-
cred the flames. but not before Mrs.
Jones was terribly burned about the
throat, neck, hands, arms, and breast.
The house caught fire and neighbors
saved it from destruction. Skin graft
ing will be required in the case of Mrs.
Jones. The daughter was only slight
ly burned.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
EnxIand's First Organ.

Elfeg, bishop of Winchester during
the reign of Alfred the Great, is re-
puted to have procured an organ for
his cathedral. 1t was the largest in
strument then known, having 400 pipes
divided among ten keys, supplied by
wind from twenty-siX pairs of bellows
and requiring the services Of no fewer
than seventy blowers. Judging from
this, the Winchester organ either came
from Germany or was built upon a
German model, for in that country,
until much later, the wind was pro
vided by species of treadmill or
rangement whereon the blowers
gripped bar, each working two pairs
of bellows, like those of our smiths,
with their feet.-London Queen.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
A Vegetable Caterpillar.

In New Zealand and Australia they
have an animal vegetable oddly
which cannot be equaled by any other
animate or inanimate object upon the
earth's surface 1t is the queerest of
the many antipodean wonders and
paradOXes and for the want of a
better name has been called the
"bulrush caterpillar or vegetable
worm Tie native Tasmanian name
for the oddly is awetQ-hotete.
The aboveground portion Of this vege
table worm is a fungus of the order
sphaeria, which grows to a height of
six or eight inches. When pulled UP
by the root this fungus is found to con-
sist of large caterpillar, showing
head, segments and breathing holes
every detail Of the grub being perfect
ly preserved. On examination the in
terror of the caterpillar is found to be
composed Of a ''punky' looking sub
stance, really the root of the fungus,
which has cremated every fiber of
creatures anatomy. In all the in
stances which auckland records, the
sphaeria had made it's attack in the
fold of skin between the second and
third segments of the caterpillar and
had replaced all the animal substance
of the creatures body with a hard
brown vegetable growth resembling
the fungoid growths on blackberry
and other vines.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
whiskers and Weather.

Do whiskers grow faster in hot
weather than in cold? The correct an
swer to this question is, "They do
BARRIERS say that there is an increase
Of about 20 per cent in business dur
ing the extremely hot spells and that
all this increase comes from the men
who habitually shave every other day
instead of once a day. Although hot
weather makes more business for the
chin polishers, they do not particularly
welcome it. Men are always more
irritable and harder to shave. This.
coupled with the incrc2~eI speed of
execution, makes the whole business
unsatisfactory for both the shaver and
the shavee.--Kansas City Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Keeping Up ADnearanccs

An extraordinary amount of money
in London is wasted on keeping up APP
peGcances, says the Ladies' Fled. Any
number of people entertain lavishly,
have big house, imposing carriages,
three men in the kitchen, the same
number of footmen to support the but
ler, and yet the daughters of the house
never have 5 shillings to spend and
have to calculate whether new pair
Of evening gloves can be afforded.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
A Touching story

is the saving from death, of the baby
girl of Geo. A. Eyler, Cumberland, Md.
He writes: "At the age of IL months our
little girl was in declining health, with
serious Throat Trouble, and two physi-
clans gave her up. We were almost in
despair when we resolved to try DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds. The first bottle gave
relief; after taking four bottles she was
cured and is now in perfect health.
Never fails to relieve and cure a cough
or cold. At H. J. Stangrs drug store;
SOC and S1.00 guaranteed. Trial bottles
free
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
New Wisconsin Railway.

Appleton, Wis, Aug. 14.-Articles of
association of the Valley Railway COM
pany were fled at Madison, and bear
the. names of the following incorpor-
ators: Thomas w. Orbinson, Robert
j. Hackworthy, John Hackworthy, Ed
ward O'Keefe and D. G.. Smith. The
company projects the construction Of
a steam railway between Menasha and
Green Bay, via Appleton, Kaukauna,
Depere and intervening Fox river val
ley towns. Survey work will be begun
at Green Bay next Monday morning
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Two Thousand at Funeral.

Racine, Wis, Aug. 15.-The funeral
Of William Tufnel, killed at South Mil
waukee by falling from an interurban
electric car. was held here. Over o
600 people were present, including Of
ficials of the Milwaukee Electric Rail-
way and Light company. The floral
tributes were magnificent. Among
them was a floral electric car, repre-
senting the one of which he was in
charge. 1t was five feet long and one
and One-half feet high.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
WISCONSIN STATE NEWS.
Strike of Boiler Makers.

Oelwein, Ia, Aug. 1.-THE boiler
makers at the Chicago Great Western
shops at Oelwein, Ia, have walked out,
practically without notice, although
they had been in conference with
Great Western officials all the week. 1t
is said the strike was ordered without
the authority of the Brotherhood of
Boiler Makers. The Great Western is
paying 30 cents and has offered to adj
vance the wages of it's men at st. Paul,
Oelwein and Chicago to SO cents, the
highest rate paid at either st. Paul or
C'I1icauo
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18

Racine Wis, Aug. 16.-Mrs. Will
lam Mcpherson, we'll known west
side woman, was nearly killed i'll a
runaway. She was out riding with
her young niece and nephew when the
horse became frightened at locomo-
tive, turned. struck the curbing, and
overturned the vehicle. One of Mrs.
McPherson's ears was torn off, a dan
gerous cash was cut in the back Of
her head and she was cut across the
nose. She also suffered internal injur-
les. The children escaped with bruises.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Pay S1.OOO,OOO on Theft.

Milwaukee, Wis. Aug. 14.-All the
100000 assessment on the First Ma
tiOnal bank shares, to cover the Bige-
low defalcations, were paid by stock
holders. Frank II. Bigelow began to
steal from the bank May %, 1904. oc-
cording to proof of the claim Of ST.
5:113 ,233.G3 fixed by the bank. Alto
gether he stole about $3.50, 700. Clerks
testified in the referees flee how
Bigelow would tell them to charge GER
tain amounts to various banks on tenn
pOrary slips and he would look after
the matter when I get time
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Inland Lakes Yacht Races.

Oshkosh, Wis, Aug. 15.--With a
driving rain falling and Lake Winnie
bago rolling with white caps, in a
heavy wind out of the east, the first
race of the class B boats in the In
land Lakes Yachting association re-
gatta was sailed over the siX-mile
triangular course, twice around.
Priscilla, of Council Bluffs. won
the race. In the first heat of the class
A Glyndwr. of Oshkosh, defeated
and n half
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Shifting Paper.

Very often it is worth knowing
how to split sheet of paper. Suppose
you had ain article which was printed
on both sides and you desired to paste
it in your scrapbook You would
paste it between two sheets of stout
paper and, when nearly dry, draw
these apart. You will have half of the
printed sheet on each, and by the use
of moisture you can readily detach
them.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Young Girl a Snake Killer.

Lacrosse, Wis, Aug. 15.-Pretty
Mary Bundru, the 14-year-old daugh-
ter of a we'll known farmer of Shelby,
kills rattlesnakes for the bounty Of
SO cents each which it paid by the
county. Armed with gun and a
stout hickory stick she fearlessly en-
ters the haunts of the snakes and daily
succeeds in dispatching a number,
which she brings to the county clerk.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Bi0eIOw's Heavy Steaiinos.

Milwaukee, Wis, Aug. 12.-The
Journal prints a story covering the
history of former Banker Frank G.
Bigelow's downfall, showing the
amounts Of his stealings from the
First National bank from May %,
1904, until April %, last. He started
his crooked work by abstracting 49,
coo and gradually increased the
amounts until the total Appropriated
over a million and a half.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Evade Wisconsin Laws.

Green Bay, Wis, Aug. 12.-The in
formation received here that Henry
Rahr, the wealthy Green Bay brewer,
had married Miss Alice Geer, the di-
tives here refuse to talk of the mar
rage. The couple found it necessary
to go to Michigan to outwit the Wis
consin law prohibiting the remarriage
of divorced persons within one year
after securing a divorce
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Murdered His Young Wife.

Portage. Wis, Aug. 11.-Carl Boeck
aged % years. killed his wife, aged
10 years, by cutting her throat and
stabbing her in the back. He then
tried to take his own life by jumping
into the canal, from which he was
rescued. In wild fight with officers
Oh the bank of the canal he managed
to escape. A little while later he gave
himself up at the county Jail Do
nestle trouble is supposed to be the
cause of the tragedy.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
MAYORS Team Runs Away.

Watertown, Wis, Aug. 16.-While
Mayor Curtis, wife and daughter of
Madison, VINO were making an over
land trip by team to Milwaukee,
stopped at he roadside three miles
west of here to pick flowers, the
horses broke loose from the mayor and
dashed into this city, where they fell
The mayor and his family walked to
town. The team, which is valued at
$1,000, was uninjured.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
LaFollette to Resign Shortly

Madison, Wis, Aug. 15.-Lieutenant
Governor Davidson has rented resi-
dence ON West Gorham street, the
lease to begin early in September,
thus indicating that LaFollette will
shortly resign as governor
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
FiendfSh Su fferinX

is often caused by sores, ulcers and can
GERS that eat away your skin. VIM. Be-
dell, of Flat Rock. Mich, says: Il have
used Bucklen's Arnica Salve for Ulcers,
Sores and Cancers. It is the best heal
ing dressing | ever found" Soothes and
heals cuts, burns and scalds. 25c at Ell.
j. Stangrs drug store; guaranteed.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Three OF Them.

One word in the English language
in which the vowels occur in regular
sequence is 'facetious." Is there an
other dorchester Post-Express.
Ever hear of the word "abste-
mious ?"-Cleveland Leader.
What is the matter with "arseni-
Gus ?'-New York Tribune
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Pioneer Lumberman Dead.

Lacrosse, Wis, Aug. 15.-C. L..
jerks, a pioneer Wisconsin lumber
man, is dead at his home here. aged
IS. He has been one of the most ex-
tensive lumber operators on the Mis-
sissippi and it's tributaries in Wiscon-
sin and Minnesota since 1850, when he
first began business here. He leaves
a large fortune.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
SWindIed by a Woman.

Como, Wis, Aug. 15.-Como people
have just learned that they have been
Swindled by a woman who recently
visited this place and took subscrlp-
tons for various popular publications.
She gave a bottle of medicine with
each subscription, besides cut the price
of the publication. One man who be-
came suspicious wrote to one of the
publications and learned that it had no
agent working for them.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
AutObfOgraphfes.

All autobiographies are lies. No
man is bad enough to tell the truth
about himself during his lifetime, and
no man is good enough to tell the
truth to posterity in a document which
he suppresses until there is nobody left
alive to contradict him.-George Ber-
nard Shaw.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Wisconsin Miner Murdered.

Hurley, Wis, Aug. 12.-Samuel
Stenman, miner employed at the
Montreal mine, was shot and killed
near his home. The murderer escaped.
The sheriff and a posse are in pursuit
of Peter Desrolia, another miner
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Woman Dies in Her Pew

Sheboygan, Wis, Aug. 15.-As the
minister of the Sheboygan Falls Meth
odist church was starting prayer
Mrs. William Long fell dead in her
pew. The minister failed to notice the
woman, and her husband sat with his
dead wife's head on his shoulder till
the prayer ended.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
The Waterproof Face.

l am convinced that our solemnity of
demeanor is generated by our gray
skies, our piercing east winds, our
heavy, yellow fogs and our slushy
roads and pavemepts. The waterproof
face is the direct result of a firma-
ment of lead. Many of us English
people look like incarnate umbrellas
London Queen.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
German Editors Elect State Offio ers.

Appleton, Wis, Aug. 15.-The Ger
man State Press association elected
the following officers here: President,
Emil Willzack, of Fond du Lac; vice
president, Charles Echlandt, of Fort
Washington: treasurer, f. G. Blieb, Of
Madison; secretary, w. F. Weber, Of
Fond du Lac. The 1906 meeting will
be held i'll Fond du Lac.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Beet Sugar Output To Be Large.

GAINESVILLE, Wis, Aug. 15.-Twenty
five thousand barrels will be needed
for this years output of the Rock
County Sugar companys factory, and
work has already commenced in the
cooper shop. An enormous crop Of
beets is expected. Deliveries will be-
gin on Sept. 1 and the manufacture Of
sugar will be started one month later
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
a SURPRISE Parry

A pleasant surprise party may be Civ
en- to your stomach and liver by taking
a medicine which will relieve their pain
and discomfort, viz, DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. They are most wonderful rem
edy, affording sure relief and cure for
headache, dizziness and constipation.
25c at Fl. j. Stangrs drug store.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
To Probe the life Compan;es

Lincoln, Neb., Aug. 15.-Insurance
Auditor Pierce announces that the in
surance departments of Nebraska, work
ing with Wisconsin, Minnesota, Louis
lana, Kentucky and Tennessee, will OIL
Oct. begin an investigation of the at
fairs of the Equitable, New York Life
and Mutual Insurance companies in the
states named.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Cynical.

Doctor Ito wealthy old lady, con,
valescent after severe illness)--,
Have you no bright, cheerful relations
who could come and stay with you?
Old Lady-Oh, yes; many. But they
wouldn't be bit cheerful if they
thought l was getting better.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Miner Shot and Killed.

Hurley, Wis, Aug. 11.-Samuel
Stenman, miner employed at the
Montreal mine, was shot and killed
near home. The murderer escaped.
The sheriff and a posse is in pursuit
of Peter Desrolia, another miner.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18

ana cheerfulnesS soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncommon
for a child to be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. Ii the child urin-
atoe 4Ao oftA3 ;f 4ba
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Rev. c. p. Wilke Dead.

Madison, Wis, Aug. 15.-Rev. C. P.
Wilke.- for thirty years pastor of the
German Lutheran church at Madison
and for twelve years president of the
Wisconsin synod, is dead of heart
trouble. He was born in Germany
SiXty-fOur wears ago.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18

Lacrosse, Wis, Aug. 15.-William
H. Klawitter, aged 80, and Albert Ber-
gaus, aged SO, have been drowned in
the Mississippi river while bathing.
Six drownings have occurred here in
the past few days.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
They Fall Short.

Eoreigner-Are the earnings of your
household servants large as rule?
American-No; not nearly SO large as
their pay.-Pittsburg Post.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-08-18
Woke Him UD.

Bashful Beaumont = Err i - er -
dreamt I-er-kissed you last night
What's that sign of?
Modest Maiden-Well, it's sign that
you're more sensible asleep than
awake