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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Normal School Notes

On Saturday night the editorial staff
Of the Guidon, will conduct set OF
"nonsense charades," for the purpose
Of advertising the school magazine.
They will be assisted 10y some Of the
'best talent" in school, and will give
the well-wishers of the Guidon a
chance 20 laugh.
Miss Lavouia Blankinship is teach
ing in Amherst county
Miss Bessie Carter, of Prospect, "a
graduate Of the Normal school is
visiting here this week
Miss Elizabeth Cochran, the daugh-
ter Of our matron, has returned from
her summer vacation.
Miss Josie Kelly's brother, of Smyth
county, is visiting her this week.
Miss Julia Forbes, a student Of last
year, is teaching in Augusta county.
Mr.. Thomas b. Ely, of Lee county,
visited Miss Writ Davidson at the
Normal School on Monday.
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Opera House Wednesday Night.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had great fall;
Not all the kings horses
Nor all the kings men
Could put Humpty Dumpty back
again.
How familiar are the above lines;
what memories they cOnjure up; what
dear dead faces they bring before our
eyes The mothers whispered song
to still our childish petulance, or 10
draw our infant minds from our child
ish sorrows. "Humpty-Dumpty
with all attractiveness including Little
Goody Two Shoes, Boy Blue, Old One
Two, and the Good Fairy, and not for
getting his terrible Satanic Majesty,
together with the beautiful Columbine
and the agile Harlequin, amid scenic
beauty of dazzling magnificence and
interpreted with potpourri Of vau-
deville, comic opera and pantomime,
all rich in visual effects, and present
ed with all the detail Of grand spec
tacular production, will be at the
Opera House next Wednesday, Octo-
Der 4th.
The cast is most efficient and is
headed by that inimitable pantomim-
ist and children's favorite, George H..
Adams, whose impersonation Of the
funny, mischievous village tease, is
one Of the best conceptions Of the part
that has ever graced the boards Of the
stage of Europe or America. Mr..
Adams is a consumate master Of facial
expression, in fact he talks with his
face %
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Tobacco Growers Meeting

The Tobacco Growers Association
Of Prince Edward county, held "a live
~ meeting here last Saturday.
In view of what has already been
done by this organization 10 manage
the sale Of aud 10 stimulate the prices
ON tobacco, a local organizer was APP
pointed to push forward and continue
the work Of organization throughout
the county This movement is backed
up by liberal contributions of financial
aid, and is worthy Of the support Of
every progressive tobacco grower. Mr.
j. G.. Hamlet, the newly appointed
organizer will make an active canvass
Of the county, and is anxious for the
cooperation of all who are interested.
The movement il further strength
ened and encouraged by The substan-
tial victory which has been or is about
TO be won by the dark tobacco growers
association Of Kentucky, in the sale of
1900 hOgsheads of Reggie tobacco held
by them
In speaking on the subject Mr.
Hamlet said. Tobacco planters will
please remember that it is wisdom and
good business policy for the American
Tobacco Co.. and the Austrian and
Italian governments to nip all such
movements in the bud by keeping the
prices Of tobacco up. And while they
are doing that, the planter might az
well keep the movement up, until he
is In a position 10 keep the price zap
for himself
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

over $50 pupils have been enrolled
500 the public schools of Lynchburg,
there being 2.ale whites and l,272 col
ored
The Bedford school Teachers As
ISOLATION was organized saturday.
James h. Guy. principal Of the Bed
ford City Graded School, was elected
PRESIDENT Miss Mamie Hawkins, of
The same school. was selected as secre-
iary. a vice-president was chosen
from each of the school districts. w.
j.. Abbott. Dr., the county superin-
tendent of schools. presided and
made am address Mr. Guy also adj
dressed the meeting
The Central Mercantile Company,
Of Radiord, has been chartered, with
y. l.. Pickle president. and J. II.
stump vice-pre-ident and general
manager.
- Murray Pollock, j. l.. Mcclellan
and other capitalist of Washington,
and some of pittsburg, have formed a
stock company to conduct a general
mining bushes, iu Spotsylvania couu-
w. They have secured option on
2vN acre, of land lying near Parker
station, ou the Piedmont, Fredericks
burg and Potomac railroad.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Briery

Polk Miller at Keysyille Tuesday
night was enough to entice a great
number Of our people out.
Mr.. j. II. Booker, who has spent
the past few weeks with relatives in
Richmond, is expected home in a few
days.
Mrs. w. +. Chappell and children
visited at Mrs. Willie Chappell's last
week from Friday until Sunday.
Mrs Emily Hatchett and Mrs. G..
NJ. Redd spent last Wednesday As
guests Of Mrs. Nathan Scott, near
Millbank
Miss Emily w. Redd is at home
again after a visit Of several weeks u
relatives i'm Farmylle.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. ID. Redd, Of Farm
vile, spent Sunday with their parents
Nh and Mrs G.. w. Redd, Of this
place.
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Sanco.

Rev. w J Shipman preached an
excellent sermon at Sharon last Sun
day morning to a very orderly congre-
CATION from the words, "Oh that men
would praise the Lord for his good
ness and for his wonderful works to
the children Of men" Protracted
meeting will commence at Sharon
on the second Sunday in October.
We are more than glad to say Mr..
w. II. Morton, who has been quite
sick, is much improved.
Miss Bessie May Sims returned
home last Saturday after weeks stay
at her brothers. Mr.. Fleming Sims,
Of Travis.
Among the guests at Clover Hill
last Sunday were Mr.. Ernest French
and family, Of Rice.
Mrs. Ella Sims, who has been quite
indisposed for the past several days
is right much better.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Rice

Mrs. w. J. Shipman is in Roanoke
visiting her son, Rev. T. J. Shipman.
Misses Blanch and Ema Bass spent
last Saturday night in the home OF
their grandparents, Or. ard Mrs. r.
+. Bass.
Mrs. Jim Clark and children, Of
Buckingham, are visiting relatives in
this neighborhoOd.
Mrs. NJ. y. Lyon spent last Satur-
day at "Stonybrook."
Miss Matte Louise Bondurant left
Thursday for Blackstone TO attend the
b +. l. She will be greatly missed.
Miss Matte Bass and Mr. Shipman
called at Sunnyside and Ayondale
Tuesday afternoon.
Messrs. Willie Price and Harry
Hubbard, Of Farmyille, were with
their home people from Friday until
Monday.
Mrs. J. a. Bondurant has returned
from quite a pleasant visit to friends
and relatives in Roanoke.
Dr. r. +. Bass is visiting relatives
i'm Richmond.
Mrs. Martha Hughes and daughter,
Miss Mary, are spending some time
in the home Of Mr.. ;. NJ. Hughes.
Rev w. j. Shipman was In Farm
willie Wednesday attending the Min
listers meeting.
Messrs r.. a. Bradshaw and >. ID.
Hubbard are building handsome dwell
ling houses at Rice.
Mr. b. J. Olgers has completed his
factory and is busy at work in it.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Travls NeighboEhoOd.

Mr.. Agnes Foster and Mrs. Marga-
ret Roach returned Friday from a Wis
it to relatives in Charlotte and Camp
bell counties.
Mr.. Frank SOyars, Of Richmond, Is
spending a few days at Mr.. w. b.
Gates.
Misses Ruth Gillian and Myrtis
Bass left for school last week.
Mrs. Thomas Carey and Mrs. John
Carter, Of Abilene, spent Wednesday
at Mrs. Agnes Fosters.
Mrs. Margaret Roach returned to
her home at Barton Heights, Monday.
Mrs. Bette Bass and Misses Mabel
Gates and Martha Bass were guests OF
Miss Bette Wade Thursday.
Mrs. +. T. Bondurant Of Rice, and
Mrs. J. A. Clarke and son, Of White
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Hall, were pleasant guests at Mrs.
Agnes Fosters last week.
Quite a number Of our people went
to Richmond on the excursions Tues
day. Among them Mrs Bette Bass,
Misses Annie Gillian, Addie Foster
and Mrs. Bette Hunt.
The tobacco crop Of this section has
been housed, and is considered one Of
the heaviest made in a number Of
years.
Mrs. j. +. Garrett and son have
returned from delightful visit to
relatives at Manchester
Messrs. Willie and W. b. Harvey,
Of Campbell spent Friday and Satur-
day with their aunt, Mrs. Agnes
Foster.
Miss Della Bradshaw, Of Crewe is
spending some time with relatives in
this neighborhood.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

The Farmvile Guard will first be
inspected tonight 10y Col. 10 Lane
Stearn, and then it will engage in COM
petitive drill. In order that not the
shadow ofsuspicion ofpartiality should
exist aS 10 the awarding Of medals
and prizes, Capt. Hunt has engaged
competent military tacticians from
other places to be here to act rs judges.
The gentlemen who will act in that
capacity are Major Stanley W. Martin,
Of Danville, and Capt. X. f. Craighill
aud Lieutenant Moon, Of Lynchburg
The awards will be made:
Gold medal TO non-commissioned
officer and the following prizes to pri-
Yates:
gold medal
5-dollar gold piece, contributed by
the Company.
! hat contributed by Capt. Hunt.
pair pants, contributed by Capt.
Hunt.
pair solid gold cuff buttons, con-
tributed by w. +. Blanton.
l knife, contributed by ;. W. Pau
lett X Son.
l box cigars, contributed by Wade
X Cralle
pair kid gloves, contributed by
Richardson d Cralle.
months shaving, contributed by
Upton 4 Mack
months laundry, contributed by
Farmville Steam Laundry.
l umbrella, contributed by w. T..
Clark.
razor, contributed 10y Duvall,
Son 4 Co.
l fountain pen, contributed by An
dersOn Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Druggist Assigns.

Mr.. w. b. Agnew, proprietor Of Az
news Drug Store, at the southeast
corner Of Main and Third streets, has
assigned his entire stock and fixtures
for the benefit Of his creditors. Mr.
w. p. Venable is named as trustee,
and a. soon as the stock can bedispos-
ed Of the whole Of the assets will be
distributed pro rata between the ere
ditors each sharing alike.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Bad Rridqes

Editor Hra'd:-lt does seem 10 me
that the bridges in the public roads,
particularly the small bridge in Cum
berand and buckingham counties
should be kept in better condition.
The roads are in a deplorable condition,
but many of the bridges over small
streams have broken planks in and
around them that certainly endanger
limb and life Of both peopleand horses
VIM. +. Anderson.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
flows Thisl

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
r. J. CHENEY q CO., Props
Toledo, O..
We the undersigned, have known +.
J. Cheney for the last - years, and be-
Iieve him perfectly honorable In al
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEsT d TRUAY. Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo. O. WALDING, KINNAN q
MARVIN. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
~ acting directly upon the blood ana
mucous surfaces Of the system. Price
use. per bottle. Sold 10y all Druggists.
Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

To accommodate travel from Farm
vile. Pamplin, Appomattox, Concord
and intermediate points, the Norfolk
x Western Railway has arranged To
run special trains from Farmville TO
Lvnchburg and return on October 4th
and 9Th. Trains will leave Famvllle
s.25 A. NJ, Pamplin SIS 4. NJ APP
pomattox 9l6 a. NJ, and Concord 1884
A. NJ, arriving Lynchburg 1000 a.
NJ. stops will be made al all inter
mediate stations at which there are
agents. Tickets and all information
may be had upon application to your
nearest station agent.
W. b. Bevill, G.. p. A.,
Roanoke, Va.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
A New Livery Stable.

Messrs. Charles and Harry thinner
man have contracted with Mr.. r. Scott
Martin for the erect on Of thirty-stall
stable. The structure will be in the
rear Of Upton and Mack's barbershop.
1t will be Of brick with ample space
for ivehicles. Messrs. Zimmerman
brothers are experienced horse traders,
gentleman Of thorough reliability and
promise to conduct the livery business
I'm first class manner
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Ike Finding Money.

Finding health is like finding money
so think those who are sick. When
you have a cough. cold, sore throat, or
chest irritsti0n, better act promptly
ike w. G.. Barber, Of Sandy Level, Va.
lie SAYS: 81 had terrible chest trouble,
caused by smoke and coal dust on my
lungs; but, after finding no relief in
other remedies. ! was cured by Dr.
Kings New Discovery forConsumption,
Coughs and Colds. Greatest sale Of
any cough or lung medicine IN the
world AT White q Co.'S drug store;
Soc and Sl0O, guaranteed. Trial bot.
De free.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Got on Cheap.

He may well think, he has got of
cheap, who, after having contracted
constipation OF indigestion, Is still able
to perfectly restore his health. Nothing
will do this but DR. Kings New Life
Pills. A quick, pleasant, and certain
cure for headache, constipation, etc. 25c
at White 4 Co.'S. drug store; guaran-
feed
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PRlNCE EpwARD COUNTY
Felden

Felden.
Miss Bette Scott, who has been
visiting her aunt, Mrs. T. w. Digs,
returned to her home last Saturday.
Miss Estelle Ransom, who has ty-
phoid fever, is getting on very nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. w. Diggs were
guests Of Mr. and Mrs. Nathan Scott
on last Sunday afternoon.
Miss Bessie Rucker, who is attend
ing the Normal School, spent Satur-
day and Sunday with her home peo-
pie.
Mr.. J. ;. Chappell and family, Of
Crewe, and Mrs. w. d. Redd, Of
Famville, were guests at the home Of
Mr.. Sam Allen on last Saturday.
Mrs. T. w. Diggs and Miss Bette
Scott visited Mrs. Jim Scott one day
last week.
Mr.. Willie Gray, Of Famyille, made
short visit to the neighborhood last
week
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
BUCKINGHAM COUNTY
Sheppards

It must make a man feel pretty blue
to work and sweat all summer over a
tobacco crop and then to see it all go
up in smoke. Messrs. Geo. l.. Phaup,
Garnett Elliott, and Moses Lesuerer
each had barns burned in the past few
days, in each case full Of tobacco. !
have heard Of several other barns
burned in more distant parts Of the
county. Some years ago the farmers
insured their barns and tobacco, but !
have not heard anything Of insuring
lately.
The tobacco crop is all about housed
and being cured The quality is SUI
perior, and it is hoped the price will
be good
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
4 ,.naranreed Cure For Piles.

Itching, Blind. Bleeding, or Pro-
truding Piles. Druggists refund money
II PAEO OINTMENT fails to cure any
case. no matter OF how long standing,
i'm g 10 "a days. First application gives
ease and rest. soc. II your druggist
hasn't it send soc in stamps and It will
be forwarded postpaid by Paris Medi-
cine Co., st. Louis Mo
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

There is lamentable scarcity of
local news this week, and for this rea-
son we are unable TO give our readers
much variety in this department
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Looking for Feed.

Magistrate (to delinquent charged
with begg!ng)-Three days imprison-
ment on bread and water Take him
away.
Beggar-Make the Twin a trlfle rich
er, your washup, and I'll stay a week.
Tit-Blts.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Letter to W. A. Barrow
FarmuiHc Va

Dear Sir: When you can buy paint
for less than Devoe; don't; save your
money.
Mr.. Aaron Higgins, Plainiield, y. ).
always used Is gallons Of paint for his
house; DevOe took IL.
Mr. Ezra Rathmell, Williamsport,
Pa. always used II; Devoe took o.
Mr.. Burt Young, Girard, Pa, al
WAYS used a gallon for certain rooms
took half a. much DevOe.
Mr.. Nathaniel Barber, Canton, y.
Y, bought u Devoe; used less than o.
You can always buy paint for less
than Devoe; don't; save your money
The wearing counts the same way
and doubles the difference.
The cost Of painting is by the gallon
Weak paint costs most; most gallons.
Yours truly,
r. W. DeyOe x Co.
p. S.-J. +. Walton & Go. sell our
paint. 10
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Special Reduced Rates to Raleigh, N. C.,
and Return via Southern Railway"

Account North Carolina State Fair.
Rate one fare plus 50 cents for the
round trip including one admission to
the grounds. Very low rates for mil
tary and brass bands in parties OF
twenty or more.
Ticket on sale October Is to q, re-
turn limit October 23d, from Rich
mond, Norfolk, Lynchburg and all
intermediate stations in Virginia and
from all points in North Carolina.
Inquire Of all ticket agents.
&. w. WEsTBURY, ID. p. y.
sep. 22-3t.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Apprenansive

First Tramp war worried to death
when | was in de hospital.
Second Tramp-Tought you was goin'
10 die?
First Tramp-No; but was scared
dey might gimme one Of dem cures for
de drink habit-Brooklyn Life.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
He Gould Manage.

Angry Father calling upstairs to the
nurseTy)-Will you stop that noise up
there, or do you want the stick?
Master Tommy-lt's all right. dad. we
shan't want the stick. III make nurse
keep quiet-Ally Sloper.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Duke Wonld Helm Him

YES" said the Millionaire. 1T is my
wish to die comparatively poor"
"oh. you dear old papa" exclaimed
his fair daughter. THE duke proposed
last night and / accepted him. Isn't
that Just your luckT-Kansas City
Star.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Little Eva-wot are you going to
town for. dad7
Dad-To earn your bread and butter.
lear
Little Eya-Me wish you'd earn some
Jam to-day, dad.-Ally Sloper
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Because small insects figure conspic-
uously i'm her English and American
Bank management, it does not follow
that she is not a goodly craft, staunch
and strong. There are times and places
we know where Bugs and Moths are
not desirable, but In the English and
American Bank they have afforded
abundant proof that there are also
times and places when their useful
ness is great, and where their desira-
bility is uaquestionable
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Rejected.

Gentlemen. you wouldn't take me TO
be member Of millionalre's family,
would your Inquired the young man.
Frankly. we should not"
Neither would the millionaire;
asked him last nlght"-Tit-Bits.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Are you lacking i'm strength and yigor?
Are you weak? Are you in pain2 DO
you feel all run down? The blessingof
health and strength comes to all who
Use HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
So cents Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Tilted.

Tom-When you used to visit Miss
Rustin her father always gave you tho
hearty shake Does he do the same
now?
Jack-No. he's given me the shake
altogether. Chicago News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Rheumatism, govt, backache, acid
poison. are results Of kidney trouble
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea goes I'll.
rectly to the seat Of the disease and
cures when all else fails IS cents
Winston Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Pedigree Assured.

Prospective Purchaser-is that a
genuine English bulldog?
Desler-Genulne English7 Why, say,
that dog actually drops an IN" every
time he barks.-Chlcago News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Handicapped.

Ted want to make a match with
Madge.
Ned-Why don't you do IL?
Her father says that Il takes money
10 start a match factory on HIS prem
ises. Cassells.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Exenplihed.

He-What do you want ten pounds
Tor now?
she-I am going to read a paper be-
fore a debating society on Economy in
Dress" and haven't q gown AZ TO wear.
-Casselrs.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

She-So you danced with Miss Light
foot at the reception last night?
He-Yes. Did she tell your
She-Oh, no. But saw her going into
a chlropodlst's this morning.-C assells.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Wanted Every one young and old
20 deal with Anderson Drug Co. Com
petent clerks. polite attention, right
prices. Mail orders receive prompt at
tention. Anderson Drug Co., Farm
vile Va.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
La Crime Cough

cured with Dr. navids Cough syrup OF pure
Fine, Tar. HOrehOund and Wild Cherry. Best
on earth for coughs colds, cramp, consumP
ton Bronchitis and all throat and lung trou-
lIes. Large bottle - cents at White Co.
aud Winston DRUG co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

NOW good digestion waits on ape
lite, and health on both.
Tit doesn't, try BurdOck Blood Bit
tefs.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Wepush il, we recommend, we sell
10. observation-disclosures ready mixed
paint, the leading ready mixed paint
on the market today. Why not useit?
Take no substitute or just as goods.
Anderson Drug Co., Farmville, Va.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Try Blue Grass Condition Powders
for horses and cattle, ourOwn formula.
We sell It and recommend ii as one Of
the best powders ON the market, none
better, few as good Anderson Drug
Co., Famyille, Va.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29
Market Report
Corrected every Thursday by Stokes
q Davidson.

Big lot Of mems, wOmen's and child
rem shoes at one-half wholesale price
now on sale at w. Il. CLARK's.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

At a meeting Of the Conservatives
Of Farmyille, held at the Courthouse
on the night of Monday, the 18th inst,
Mr.. II. f. Warren was elected tenn
porary chairman, and NJ. &. +. Madi-
son temporary secretary.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Love that lacks simplicity isn't love.
1t doesn't pay to own anything you
can't pay for
An honest man never speculates
with other mems money.
1t takes a woman's will To convince
a man against his will
Don't pass up the certainty Of today
for the uncertainty Of tomorrow.
Some men would be more likely to
take hints if they could pawn them.
When a woman drives a man TO
drink he never stops until he gets
there.
Too many people are interested IN
business that is none oftheir business.
When you greet misfortune with a
smile it comes back at you with a
tiendish grin.
When a shiftess man gets sick his
neighbors seldom lose any time worry
my about IT,
II were possible to amputate ones
conscience the surgeons would have to
work overtime.
Some peoples attempts at being
good natured are about the funniest
things that ever happen.
II is the easiest thing IN the world
to convince the average man that he's
far above the average.
There is something wrong with the
girl who doesn't know that a young
man is in love with her until he mem
tons 1t.
Before her marriage a woman thinks
all men are alike, but few months
after she is firmly convinced that at
least one Is worse.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-09-29

Dipthera, sore throat, Group. Instant
relief, permanent cure. DIR. Thomas
Eclectric OIL. At any drug store.