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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
Pasture TO Lease.

1850 acres, goodgrass, we'll watered
and good fences. Will lease for to 8
years and would take from 60 to so
acres blowing as part payment.
a. J. HARGIS,
Lake City, KS.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

Four papers for $1.3o: The
Index, the Farmer and Stockman,
the Farm Gazette and the Home
Maker-all for a trife more than
the price of one. Take advantage
Of the combination offer while it
lasts.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

The bill allowing w. L. Bragg
register of deeds, $3.50 for clerk
hire has become a law. 1t pro-
vldes that he can retain $3.50 more
OF the fees collected than he form
erly could.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

Span of bay mares for sale. Both
sound and IN good condition and will
weigh about 1850 pounds. With foal
by Iron Duke.-C. w. Ellis.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

The ladies of the Presbyterian
Aid Society will meet with Mrs.
Majors on Thursday, March o-to-
morrow afternoon.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
Teachers in Philinnines

There are 1000 American teachers in
the Philippines conferred in 33S large,
towns out of 934 towns in the entire
archipelago. Two thousand primary
schools are in operation. and they EN-.
ploy tue services ct 5000 native teach.
ers.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

G. w. Kidd returned home from
Leavenworth on Saturday. He
visited at the penitentiary at Ian
sing on Friday and saw all the
Barber county people who are in
that institution.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
First published in the Barber County Index
March l, 1905.
Road. Notice.
STATE OF KANSAS,
Barber county, 90

Office of County Clerk, February p, 1905.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, That on the
~ 9th day of JAM 1905, a petition signed by
Henry Rankin. and ID others, was presented
to the Board Of County Commissioners of the
County and State aforesaid, praying for the
establishment of certain road, described as
follows, viz:
Commencing at road running East and
West, at point where Sections One and
Twelve in Barber County and Six and Seven
in Harper County join, thence North on Coun-
ty line between Section One in Barber Coun-
ty and Section Six In Harper County, one
mile and intersectIng with q laid out road
running East and West and there ending.
The land mentioned above is as follows:
That portion in Barber County is in Township
Thirty-one (3D, Range Ten 40. That portion
in Harper County being in Township Thirty
one (3D. Range Nine (9), west. and your petit
TONERS will, as in duty bound, ever pray, etc.
Whereupon, said Board of County Commits
sioners appointed the following named per-
sons, viz: Bert Evans, v. G. Sleeper and John
Spriggs as viewers, with Instructions to meet in
conjunction with the county surveyor
at the commencing point of said road in
Valley township. on Monday, the 9th
day of March A. D., 1905, and proceed to
view said road and give to all parties
hearing.
BY Order of the
BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
Seal: G. W. WILSON, County Clerk.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

A car load of Colorado Pearl
Potatoes just received at A. B.
Wilkins & Cos. They are fine.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

The Society of Christian EndeavOr
will have their regular service Sunday
night, March 18th, at the Christian
Church. Subject: Christ, the Great
Physician" Leader, leila Thomas.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

We do Our own delivering.
Phone 90 for your groceries. A. B.
Wilkins & Co.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
First Published in the Barber County Index
March 3, 1905.
Final Tax
NOTICE.
Office of County Treasurer, Barber county
Medicine Lodge. Kansas, February q, 1904.

once OF county treasurer. Barber county
Medicine Lodge, Kansas, February %, 1904.
NOTICE is hereby given that the following
IN is a list of all unredeemed lands and town
lots 10 the county of Barber, state of Kansas,
which were sold at the regular tax sale COM
mencing on the End day of September. 1902. for
the taxes, penalties and costs of the year 1901,
and that each tract or parcel of land and each
town lot in said list is described the same as
said tracts and town lots were described on
the tax roll of the year 1901, and that the name
of the person to whom each tract and town lot
was assessed is stated in said list the same
appeared on said tax roll of said year 1901, and
that the amount of taxes. penalties and costs
charged to each said tracts of land and town
lots together with the interest calculated
thereon to the 3rd day and succeeding days of
September, 1905 the last days OF redemption
for said tracts of land and town lots, is stated
in said list and unless said lands and town lots
be redeemed on or before the 4th day and sue
ceeding days of September, 1905, as herein
stated they will be conveyed to purchasers
provided that said tracts of land and town lots
may be redeemed at any time prior to the exc
cution OF tax deed. E. y. RULE,
County Treasurer.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

The Willing Workers will meet with
Mrs. Tedrow March Sth. All members
are requested to be present. MRS.
Hoyt, Secretary.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

People say that the finest grocer
les in town are at H. 7. Wood
ward g. Sons. Phone 80.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

Wanted, a quantity of yellow onions
medium and small sizes. Apply at thi,
office.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
First Published in the Barber County Index
March Sth, 1905.
SheHf's Sale.


BY virtue of an order of sale, dated the 18th
day of February, 1906, issued out of the District
Court of Barber county, Kansas, in an action
in said court, wherein Susan NJ. Bunce ia
plaintiff, and George w. Tyree and Matte Ty-
rec, his wife, and G. T. Bunce are defendants,
/ will on
Monday, the 10th day of April,
1905, at Two O'Clock p. M. of said day at
the front door of the court house. in the
city of Medicine Lodge, Barber county, Kan
sae, offer at public sale and sell to the highest
and best bidder, for cash in hand, ali the
right, title and interest of each and every one
of the above named parties, in and TO the fol-
lowing described real estate. situated in Bar
Der county, Kansas, tO-wit:
Lot two (2) and the southwest quarter Of the
northeast quarter and the northwest quarter
OF the southeast quarter and the northeast
quarter of the southwest quarter of section four
a. and also the east half of the northeast
quarter of section seven CD, and the west half
of the northwest quarter OF section eight (0
all in township thirty-two C32), south, of range
thirteen Q3), west Of the 9th P. NJ.
Said property will be sold as directed by
said order of sale, without appraisement.
w. H. HAUN,
Sheriff of Barber County. Kansas.
SEWARD 1. FIELD. Attorney for Plaintiff
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
This Weeks Market.
CHASE HARDWARE COMPANY

Blue Grass, White and Red Glover,
Usage, Orange, Black Locust, Rape,
and full variety of other seeds just
arrived.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

Feed of any kind Is good on subscrip
tion at this office.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

1t is pleasure to take DR.. Dade's
Little Liver Pills and enjoy their tonic
effect upon the liver. Sold 0y j. R.
Young Drug Co.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

Every pair of Noyes & Norman "a
guaranteed at ii. L. Woodward s. Sons.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
Baths 25c at the johnson house.

DR.. Hammond's Dental Office is over
the Citizens State Bank.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

The Index and St. Louis Semi Week.
ly Republic one year, SLIGO.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
WEDNESDAY, MICH. 1, 1905.
4. T. q s. 2. RY. TIME CARD.

4. T. & s. 2. RY. TIME CARD.
LEAVE. ARRIVE.
s:S0pM MEDICINE LODGE, KAs. Il q: AZ p N N
No train service on Sundays.
IL 20 train makes connection with A. T. a.
s. j. for HaZelton, Kiowa. Alva, Woodward
and all points in Panhandle, and with Wichi-
ia, Kansas City and points east.
800 train connects at Attica for points
south. Oklahoma, Texas. East bound passen-
gers taking this train must remain over
night at Attica and leave at $40 A. NJ.
I'll. W. HEIvLY, Agent.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

White Rabbit Flour sold only
by A. B. Wilkins & Co.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

Gano & Hoag want to buy KAT
fir corn, cane and millet seed.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

The legislature will proba-
ably adjourn the latter part
of this week.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

CYPRESS CHATTER, No 50, r. A. NJ. meets 2nd
aud Atm Thursday nights OF each month, in
Masonic Hall. w, e. STOUT "a p
H. HI. CASE, Secretary.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

Kansas farms for sale. by w. C. Al
ford. at Hazelton. Kans., at reasonable
prices.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
PUBLIC SALE.

The undersigned will sell
at public sale on his farm II
miles west of town, in section
e, Mingona township, begin
ming at o'clock sharp,
FRIDAY, MARCH II, o5,
the following property:
2 mich COWS, 1 giving milk. coming
fresh.
10 head yearllng heifers.
! coming gearing colt.
brood SOW.
76 chickens.
l platform spring wagons.
l Osborn binder.
l Wilkins VanBrunt press drill.
N-Ray sulky plow.
shovel Bement corn plow,
1 John Deere walking pillow.
two section harrow.
hay rack and grindstone.
No. 8 cook stove.
l White sewing machine.
Household and kithen furniture and
other articles too numerous to mention.
Terms: All sums of $40 and under
cash; over $40 seven months time with
bankable note. 6 per cent interest. 5
per cent off for cash.
WILLIAM S. STECKER.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

KILMER LODGE, No. 225, d. of Fl. Meets
and 4th Saturday nights of each month in
0. q. w. Hall. MRS. j. ID. MATHEwsC
MAY AXTELL, Recorder.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08

LORRAINE CHAPTER, No. 46, o. E. 8. Meet.
first and third Monday nights of each month !.
in Masonic Hall. MRS.W. G. MILLAR, w, M
MRS. SAMUEL GRIFFIN. Sec'y.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
MEDICINE LODGE TWP.

Colonial Mtg. Co. lot 4 sell sw41S 81 IL IS q 81
do do do do net nw4 10 81 IL IS 26 "a
Henry Rowland sen sw4 10 81 II 40 10 II
John B Hardin net sw4 ct nw315 81 IL I20 38 II
A A Moore, com. at ne cor.
nwt thence west 40 rds, S. As
rds. to point 80 #. west of
east line said quarter section
thence south to south line of
quarter sec. thence east 30 #,
thence n. 100 rdS to beg IA 81 IL 3 4 40
Chas. Mosshart sw1a nwL SO 32 IL 40 10 40
do do VIZ swA 49,. 80 81 IL 80 20 "a
MINGONA TWP
M B Justice sw4 nell -. ......S SO II 40 Is Is
do s1a set nw4 set -. H.. g 81 IL 10 52 AZ
] st John nwt set .... 3 81 ID 40 81
Maria Gridley net set .... Is 81 ID 40 IL is
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-03-08
VALLEY TWP.

Sold September End. 1912. deed due September
3rd, 1905.
STRA Am
M Dye tract described as lots Is, II l. Is,
block 10 vacated Isabel 5 30 IL Il 81 "a
G c Phipps ct al tract described as lot g. block
II town of Isabel now Yaclted & 20 II 10 90 m
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-10-26
SINCE WHEN.

you say" said the minister to the
man with horseshoe pin in his neektie,
that you have been led to see the error
Of your waysT'
Eyes, I think l have" was the reply.
Did this change Of heart come about
through serious illnessT'
"Oh. no."
did someone SIT down and argue the
matter with your
NO. ] can't say that"
"Slnce when do you date your deter
minatlon to lead an irreproachable lifef
1T was about two months ago"
"And was there any particular Incident
connected with lit"
There was. I was driving my auto
down a long hill at the rate OF nile a
minute, when a tire busted on me and
took to the ditch. Then and there l
made up my mind II / got out OF tho
scrape alive I'd be a different man, and
I have kept to my word"
The good man uttered a ''um r. to him
self and did nor seem much surprised
half an hour later. when the man with
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-10-26
HE WAS DITTO.

some passenger had left an old daily
paper n the seat OF TIE passenger car.
nnd when the old farmer and IFS wife
rot aboard and took q seat he picked up
the paper and began reading Il. II WIS
dated the day after the last presidential
elsction, and after reading FOR a Few
minutes and scratching his head II
puzzled way The husband said;
Martha, dld you know that there was
an election yesterday
Mercy. nor she replied
'Wen, there was, and Roosevelt was
elected By thunder, but ] can't make II
cut
n says 90, does itT"
% course 70 does. Look there
~And you didn't know a thing about
~"
$40. nor NOBODY else In our town"
he puzzled over the matter for the
next 10 minutes, reading the news again
ond again. but after q time as eve caught
tie dsfe. and the thing was made clear 20
rim. Then be said
Martha, I've called you fool Tor The
last 20 years
yes. you have
with knowing
~wsn. I'm goia' 70 change e DIT.
This Is one Of last years pGpers. You
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-10-26
IN HIS MODEST WAY.

Gentlemen" said the drummer, as he
looked around on the group. Il was away
in the West on one Of my regular trips
when I saw by the papers that the peace
conference at Portsmouth was likely to
fail. l dropped everything and hired a
special train and headed for New Hamp-
shire"
What forT' was innocently asked.
AS soon as I reached Portsmouth"
continued the drummer and treating the
Inquiry with contempt II asked for an
interview with Witte and Komura. It
was instantly granted. When l stood be-
fore the two Of them said:
White, you must concede everything
but an indemnify
"T'n do It, Dam says he-'do It for
your sake
And KOmura,' says you must waive
that question on indemnity and give up
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-10-26

half the Island Of sakharen.'
II you say SO, Of course, be an
swered
Then both Of you come out and have
a drink with me and let us have peace
within the next ten days
That's what I did. gentlemen" said
the drummer, as he puffed away at his
cigar, and whenever you see In the pa
pers that the Emperor Of Germany, King
Edward and President Roosevelt had any
thing TO 90 with the matter you will
know the truth. ] am not bOasting. but
simply relating n little incident, and If
Won gnuflpmpn--H
But they were silent and be had to 60
out and buy his own drink.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-10-26
BACK TO HIS LINE

The householder stood at his gate smok-
ing a cigar, as the tramp came along.
and the smile on his face encouraged the
latter to say:
BOSS, I'm not asking for charity, but
for information"
"WeHg'
1--WE asked over forty different persons
IN the last week what reciprocity was.
and none Of 'em was able to make It
clear to me-"
Il think ! can make 1t plain" replied
the citizen. Just come through into the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-10-26

backyard with me. Do you see that pile
OF ashes2'
''Yes. sir"
well, want them wheeled out to the
alley. You take OF your coat. pick up
the shovel, load the wheeIbarrow, and
when the ashes are IN the alley you get
ten cents"
"But the jobs worth at least a quar-
ter"
at may be, but In reciproeityA'
"Say. mister" interrupted the tramp,
Il beg your pardon for putting you to all
What / wanted to ask about was 'recip-
rocate,' and as you don't seem to know,
and as ] am IN something Of q hurry I'll
just reciprocity over the alley fence and
reciprocate back to the regular routine"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

Ellis Jeffreys. the English actres.
whose ways on the stage resemble
Marie Tempests, Ia now in this coun
Try.
Edna May will 90 to London again
after the close Of the tour Of "The
School Girl" and play the leading part
IN an important new musical comedy
to be produced.
George AIDE Is to write a new com
edy. 1t will contain a part In which
MIR. AIDE sees great possibilities for Jo-
seph Wheelock. Jr., who was last seen
as the callow bridegroom In Brother
Jacques"
Edward Terry. the English actor, is
In no way related to Ellen Terry.
Beatrice Terry, his young leading wo-
man, has no family connection with
MIR. Terry. but Is niece of the great
London actress.
There are seven theaters on Forty
second street, between Seventh and
Eighth avenues, In New York. They
are the Lyric. the New Amsterdam.
the Liberty, the Belasco, the Victoria.
the America and the Lew Fields.
NJ. Care. the director of the Opera
Comique. has been authorized by the
municipality Of Paris to erect new
popular theater for comic opera on
city plot near Temple market. He Is
to spend 100000 on the construction.
Nine. Schumann-Heink has announc-
ed her intention to become citizen of
the United States and has taken out
the Initial papers. At the close of the
present season Of Loves Lottery she
Is going to Dresden to bring to this
country her children.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22

In the next house of representa-
tives the democratic party will no
have single member from the vas
district west Of the Missouri rive!
and north OF Texas. In contemplat
ing this spectacle Col Bryan ha.
forgotten all about free silver.
President Roosevelt has bought
fifteen acres of the worst land in
Virginia for $500. 1t is several
miles from railroad or any other
kind Of a road, and will be used
exclusively for purposes of making
metropolitan correspondents learn
how to ride horseback.
That Sioux Falls prisoner who
started out to starve himself to
death is now eating three squares a
day, and finding fault with the
management for not providing a
nice lunch before bed time. When
he said he would starve himself to
death. he did not know that he
would get SO hungry.
United States Senators George S.
Nixon, w. A. Clark and Thomas
Kearns have bought 100000
worth Of gold properties in the new
Bull Frog district of Nevada. A
shipment from a mine near Rhya
lite yielded $1,000 TO the ton. Out
puts like this, if they keep up, will
soon interfere with monetary system
of the world.
In New York last year 5000 per
sons fell suddenly dead or dying,
the most of them in the streets.
During the first quarter Of the pres
ent year LOO men and women
came to their end in similar fashion.
La the vast majority of cases the
victims had hurried themselves to
death. They had hurried their
meals, hurried their business,
hurried to the theater, hurried their
sleep by nipping it off at both ends
and hurried their death What's
the rushs You'll get there anyhow.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22

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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22
SHORT STORIES.

There die every day an average OF
100 war pensioners of the United
States government. thus far the highest
mortality ever known among veterans
Of our wars.
William T. Dewey has completed his
work Of copying the births OF Mont
pelier. VT. from the settlement Of the
town and finds they total In round
numbers 400. They date back to 1871.
America sells nearly three times as
much as she buys; Germany buys over
$3.50. 100000 worth more every year
than she sells, while Great Britain last
year actually bought twice as much as
she sold.
When the American cruiser New Or
leans came into San Francisco bay re-
ccutly on her way from Guam to Mare
island to 60 out OF commission she
sported homeward bound pennant
$50 feet long
Naval constructors are In great de-
manf. The United States navy finds It
hard to retain the constructors whom It
educates because they are offered By
private frms salaries Of twice ana
three times the amount they are now
receiving.
In Z lawsuit n Aberdeen, Wash,
over horse. the death Of which IN q
0ood the owner attributed to the care
lossness Of man who had hired Il. the
court decided that The animal. which
had suffered from melancholia FOR novno
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22

Clara what's the matter, dear?
Dora-It's too much to bear. Mr..
Faintheart hasn't proposed yet.
Clara-But you told me you wouldn't
marry him.
Dora-Of course wouldn't. But aft
er all the time I've wasted on him
think he might at least give me
chance to refuse him. = New York
Weekly.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22
Her Dilemma.

Mrs. Nubride (excitedly)-Oh. John,
please send or telegram for me.
quickl
Mr.. Nubride-My, dearest. what has
happened?
Mrs. Nubride-Why, I'm taking a cor
respondence course In cooking. and the
cake | made is running all over the
oven want to telegraph quick to find
out what to do.-Brooklyn Life.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22

He can't get job to suit him. be
says. He complains continually about
hard luck. wonder what he means
by hard luck anyway"
SWELL. with him anything is hard
luck that isn't soft "-PhiladeI-
phia Ledger.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22

Mr.. Stubb-Certainly am going
down to the club tonight. We are 60
ing to have monster meeting.
Mrs. Stubb-Yes, you are all mon.
STEERS to be at the club when you
should be home with your wives. Chi
cago News.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22
THE LITTLE ONES.

some Real Sayings by Wee Mites
of Humanity.
A gentleman found his two little sons
digging deep hole in the garden.
What is that fori" he asked.
TO bury Mary In" was the reply.
Mary was a new nurse.
And what has Mary done?"
'she does not speak dood English"
Indeed. What is the matter with
her Englishi"
"She says No. when she ought TO
say Yes"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22

II wished to ask you for an increase
Of salary"
"Salary-salary! What are you get
tingT
mime q week.
That isn't salary: that's wages. TIL
think about it."-Houston Post.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1905-06-22

The same little fellow often watched
a neighbor go by who was an under
taker. Being Of friendly disposition,
he would call out GOOD morning, Mr..
Brown" but his salutation seldom
met with any response. One day when
Mr.. Brown had gone by without no
ticing him Ernest said TO his mother
HE does not like live little boys, does
he?"