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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-24

tBy Edmund Vance cooko)
decline your douhie-caelcs, which arc
iaundiccc on their face.
I decline your silver sinkers. which arc
ierrosicd and base;
I win not take your bank notes which
are verdsdsed and green.
but haven't you so. New York draft
thats reasonably cleong
jest 3 paltry hundred thousand that you
got hy hnling beans.
and tucked away securely ga your hon-
est working ieaus
or @ half-:orgotten million that you
earned by iisgns dltches
ard has since been segreeated from the
hannco Of your riches?
Haven't sou got a fortune somewhere
which IS rather Isolated
which could be formaldchyded. germi-
cided, nmisated?
isnt tnerc any way to get an amnesty
or ahsohuon
So d man might get the money without
touching pollution2
Tor / win not take your money which Is
greasy 90 its feel
I VII not take your millions OF ANAL
gamatcd Steal
VIII not tlltc your money which came
back to you by freight.
but haven't YOU got little bit you made
in something straight7
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DECENTRALIZATION

Is the thief Of time" but irs more kinds
ot thief than that IL it has to ,io with
advertising In rhe Leader. II goes right
Gown into your tin and takes the doll
lars out And the longer It operates
against you the more you suffer, for al
tEc while the other fellow is getting q
stronger hold on the tradc sou want
Have you given this matter the cotsid-
Grafton 81 dege ves7
TIE LEADER.
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Louis &Clark
EXPOSITION

Portland, Gre. June to oet. Is.
Tickets sold On following days onl,
Nay %. "a and %. June 10. IA. u
z, IS and 20; July G, z, s. II. y. j.,
25. % aad p; August IS, l6 II. %
30 ana 81: September 12. 1s IA IS
27. 2Saud - Final limits 30 days
stopoYers allowed west Of and includ
ing Colorado common points.
Fare s4s.f0.
Fare through California 5000.
+. J. BEST, Agt
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GIN LOCATlON-Free gin site given m
Castle Creek nation. Indian Territory
New town. excellent location. No gin
there. Large crop assured Gin must be-
built at once Address Fort Smith and
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wANrnD-nasl At Leader omI.e.

WANTED Forty head Of COWS to pass
turc one-hah mile from. city Good
fpring water and shade. Charles VI
scrutChdcld.
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S22.4O
HOT SPRINGS and RETURN.
Good for 80 days.


via.
Fort Smith and Western Railway
by far
The Quickest, Best, and Shortest Way
Compare the time with other lines,
and our Excellent Connections, and
you VIII adopt the "sans Bois Route
as the proper route.
Call at city Ticket Office, No. III
South Division Street for further IN
formation, as we are
always glad to serve you"
Jos. p. O'Donnell,
Phoag T73. General Agent.
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EL RENO
and the new counties IN Western Oh.
lahoma, also all points on the Rock
Island System, including Choctaw
Division. can now be reached to best
advantage by the New Line.
The ST. Louis, El Reno g. Western
Railway Co.
Trains leave Guthrie from Santa
Fe (Union) Station.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-04-24

NpFIIcatIon TOT LIquor LTce1sel
Territory Of oklahoma Logan county IS.
Notice e hereby given that Moses
jones has this day filed On the ONCE n
the county clerk IN and for said county
log logan q petition asking that license
hs granted hin To- sell az retail malt.
suiiitous and Nnous liquors on lot f3.
llotk z. town Of lc1uium Cimarron towf
hfip. in siio county aud territory.
u no protest be ficd on or before april
% 1905 petition viii bo granted and H.
ctnse issued.
Witness my band and the seal OF said
county hereto affixed this nth day
OF April. 1906.
! tsEAL) NJ. u. TRAPP.
County Clerk.
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Public Training Stable.
have started public training
stable IN connection with my board
ing business at the old n. +. Smith
stand would be pleased to CORE
spond with those who have horses te
race in the 1895 campaign. gait and
balance up colts.
Special attention Given TO boarders
s. n. MeGlnnls, Prop.
Both Phones "a.
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The next time your typewriter sew
ing machine, cash register, SLOT ma.
chine. woo5 saw, shot gul. safe lock.
door !oclr or bicycle ueeds repairing
take It 10 Olemiths.
We repair most anything except a
broken heart or the break Of day.
Phone lss.
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q % o O O o O
o FOR SALE. O
o choice building sites NJ Capital o
o Heights addition, which I win sell o
o on lnstallmonts. This IS the most o
q desirable residence property ia o
q Guthie splendid view Of the city. o
20 Street railway runs through the o
@ addition. For prices ard terms sse o
o F. p Hcughton, owner GA West o
Noble Ayenre. o
c o o o
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Classified advertisements
RArEa

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Five cents per line. first insertion; two
ond one-half cents per line each su5se-
guent Insertion.
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ATTRACTIVE and very wealthy maiden
c.ono wants. without delay kind. hons
est husband Address Jessie Lee.
81 Washington ST. Chicago
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no YOU WANT good faun2
co YoL WANT good city pror arty?
90 YOU WANT "a good MOTEL?
co you WANT q roomlng ho,se'
90 YOJ WANT laundry0
DO YOU WANT Philosophers OUT
nte
70 YOU WANT drug storeT
&C YOU WANT meat parkctg
GO YOU WANT any businoss?
I. so, we can suit YOU.
WANTED-To lease. for term OF years
10 20 10 acres of hnd with small house
close in.
Foster 8 Main.
Appraisers. Business Exchange.
2'4h W Okla. Ave. Guthrie, Okla
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Daily Leader 10 cents a week deliv
cred every day except sunday.
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oLsM'TH ARMS co,

Guns. ammunition. hshing tackle
aud spo-tsmens' goods. Cigars. tobac-
co. pipes and playing cards.
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Fer nice, refreshing drink, drink Fal.
stan beer.
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FOR RENT.

FOR RENTING room house close ln.
ass North Broad. Wiuam Eiin 'oe. all
at Leader office or 213 Nor,h Broad
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rirst published in Daily Leader April
H. 1851
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No 2 makes connections with the Katy
rlver. Crowder CITY foI Muakogee. Che
topa, Vinita, Wagner and Parsons ana
north.
with Frisco Meteor bl0 for Henryetta
OkmulEee, Sapulpa, Tulsa. Ninita and
Ciaremore and north.
No / makes connections with Frfsco Al
AZ Warwick for Oklahoma City
No IL makes connections with Santa
ne l7 for Oklahoma City. Purcell Ard
more. Gainesville Fort Worth and south
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Louisville & Nashville R. R.

and the undersigned viii be glad tc
quote you rates give train schedules
or send you a beautiful fully illustrated
AS page booklet giving an interesting
description Of these remarkable
places.
&c. L. STONE, c. p. A.. Louisville, KY.
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FOR SALE Round trip ticket Guthrie
to San Antonio. cheap n taken at
cuce. G. Il. A.. care Leader Office.
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LOST AND FOUND.

lost A Masonic charm. Reward TO
nnder. A. G..
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MALE HELP WANTED.

WANTED have position FOR good
salesmen. See nee for terms. v. Bow
crs, los West Harrison. Guthrie.
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RAILROADS TIME TABLE,
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'Mixed train Daily except Sunday,
''Passenger train. caily exee9t
Sunday.
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/ FOR scholarships in Tyler CTex)
Literary Normal and Commercial col
lcge value. $50; two for S2s Address
The Leader.
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FOR sALE-A scholarship In Mckinney
Practical business college. mckinney.
TEX. tuu course. value g15. win sell for
SIS. Address. The Leader.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
SMART BLACK VELVET HAT.

and becoming, and now that all black
is so smart this Is one of the few mil
linery confections in which this sable
hue can be effectively developed.
Fluffy, old fashioned pokes, made of
all kinds of laces and thin materials
are charming on the right woman. The
long, full strings are either tied in q
bow, with short loops and long ends,
or allowed to hang loose.
The feather hats are particularly pref.
ty this season, soft breast feathers be-
ing used to cover the brim and crown
In bronze shades these hats are very
fetching.
The hat in the cut is smart affair
Of black velvet. The tall crown is
trimmed with four bands of velvet
held in place at one side of the front
with paste buckles Black feathers
peep prettily over the crown at the
back. A deep bandeau Is covered will
burnt orange and faded brown roses.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23

gold braid or ermine, and sometimes
both of these adornments are en-
ployed.
The fashion for combining furs still
holds good, but conservative wearers
prefer their fur wraps to be Of one va
riety.
Undyed mink is an expensive fur,
but pelt that will outwear almost all
the others with the exception Of seal
skin. Mink will be very smart this
season made up in stole and muff sets.
Bands of narrow fur trim many Of
the seasons most exclusive gowns, par
ticularly those Of velvet.
The fur coats in the shops are gor-
geous. Baby lamb and broadtail are
made up in boleros and sealskin in
kimono shape.
Muffs are large and fiat and often
much trimmed with fur tails or ruffles
Of lace falling daintily at the sides.
Cords and insets of Persian embroid-
cry, together with elaborate buttons,
are to be seen on many smart fur
coats.
Coque boas have handsome muffs to
match. These sets are charming in
light colorings.
The stunning fur coat illustrated is
Of sealskin in long hip length. The
revers, collar and cuffs are Of hand
some mink. The buttons are enameled
affairs, and the lining is an exquisite
shade of mauve damask.
JUDO CHOLLBE.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
BOILING MEATS.
a Simple Process That All Houses
wives DO Not Understand.

n Simple Process That All Houses
wives DO Not Understand.
Boiling is one Of the simplest process.
es OF cooking, but yet 1t is very fire.
quently not properly carried out. 1t is
too easy to boil anything hard, to boil
1t tough or to boil 1t to rags. There
fore 1t may be Of interest to readers to
read few hints on how to boil fresh
beef, salt beef and mutton.
For the first example let us consider
boiling a piece of fresh beef weighing,
say, fourteen pounds. First, what can
be added to improve the flavor of the
meat during the boiling? Fill the pot,
preferably an iron one, half full Of wa
ter. Add two onions, two carrots and
a few pieces of celery. Let the water
come to n lively boil and plunge in
the beef. This of course will stop the
water boiling, but leave it over the fire
until 1t starts to boil again.
Then when it has boiled couple of
minutes move the pot back on tho
stove and let 1t stand without boiling
| for half an hour. After that bring 1t
closer to the fire and let it get only
| just hot enough so that occasional bub-
| bles rise to the surface.
1t is the general rule to allow ten or
| twelve minutes to each pound of beef,
but it is hard to make any hard and
| fast law. 1t is hardly worth while to
| boil q piece of fresh beef under four
| pounds or a piece of salt beef under
eight.
Again, If the piece of beef is very
small, it would be better not to plunge
1t into boiling water at all, but put ii
into lukewarm water and gradually
bring 1t to the. slmmering and boiling
points.
Perhaps the best guide is common
sense and knowledge of the scientific
principles upon which the directions
given above depend When meat Is
boiled it gets hard. When 1t is ex.
posed to a heat considerably less than
that of boiling it does not get hard.
Again, one most important point tc
be considered, if we want the joint tc
taste nice, is to keep in as much as
! possible all the juice and gravy. When
therefore, we plunge the large joint OF
meat into boiling water and keep it in
till the water boils up again and let Il
even then remain in few minutes
longer we surround the whole joint
with layer of hardened meat perhaps
half an inch in thickness.-Bosto
Traveller
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
FANCY HOUSEKEEPING.
Not the Rest Investment For the
Leisure of tho Schoolgirl.

Not the Rest Investment For the
Leisure of tho Schoolgirl.
The decorative side of homemaking
is the one oftenest intrustcd to the
daughter of the family. She may dust
n room, arrange vase of flowers, con-
coct salad, an Ice cream or cake
or embroider centerpiece. Such nc
compllshments are anxiously acquired
In the vacations or in the scant hours
of the working day which may be
snatched from schoolbooks.
Mother and daughter have an uneasy
sense that something ought to be done
to fit the girl for her probable duties
as wife and mother, and fancy house
keeping Is the tribute they pay to the
demand of conscience for an education
outside of text book and laboratory.
In the strange, inevitable unrolling Of
life the gay schoolgirl may be called on
In a few months to be cook, seamstress,
laundress, general housekeeper, each
in turn, perhaps all at once. But there
Is no magic by which she may acquire
these arts. She must then choose
among them-with such wisdom as she
may.
Fancy housekeeping is of less impor-
tance to the embryo shomemaker than
any other branch! of her profession.
The ordinary experience or the sudden
emergency of the future Is far more
likely to call for n well broiled beef
steak than for andcc cream, for fire
in the range rather than for an artistic
arrangement of roses, for n strong but
tonhole ra ther than for an embroidered
dolly.
Neither the dainties of the cooking
school nor the decorative arts of the
housekeeper are the best Investment
for the scant leisure of the schoolgirl.
The cooking of chop, the supreme
achievement of boiling potato SO that
1t shall be mealy and the ordering of q
morning so that the dinner getting
shall not infringe !on.tthe bedmaking-
these are the lnbors, in which the
daughter may well acquire skill. When
the demand for 1t comes the fancy
housekeeping will take care Of ITSELF
Youths Companion.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23

wear are the ones that match the gown,
3f chiffon cloth or silk and the dainty
lingerie affairs. 1t is very swagger
Just at present to have concealed in the
folds of the blouse the owners initials,
worked In small embroidered letters.
Boxes Of ruching, all white, six
plepes in box, are selling In the shops
for 70 cents.
The new Panama cloths have little
checks, dots and figures woven in.
The waist pictured is Of white crepe
de chine. The yoke, Of Irish crochet
lace, is prettily strapped with inter
lacing bands Of taffeta silk dotted with
pearl beads. The elbow sleeves are
strapped In the same fashion and fin
ished with ruffie of lace and silk
chOux.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
HOW THE CHEST Is MADE.

bottom is desired in a hurry, when the
whole contents of the chest must be
disturbed and tumbled. To avoid this
and also to avoid pressing articles that
must be placed below the top layers
the chest shown herewith was design
ed.
1t Is made of cedar boards to repel
moths, or pine wood can be used If the
moth balls sold by all druggists are at
hand. This chest has top hinged at
the back In the usual way. The front
is hinged to the front edge of the top
and folds back upon it, as shown in the
cut. There are two shelves within, and
these are both hinged at the back, per-
mitting each one to be raised while the
packing Is being done below 1t.
When the top and front are both
raised every part of the contents of the
chest Is instantly accessible without
disturbing the rest of the packing. The
front Is held In place when closed by
two small hooks at either end or by a
little catch at the middle of the lower
edge.-American Agriculturist.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23

jasper and malachite surrounded by
narrow rims of metal. For white or
light cloth crystal buttons are effect
i've. The bead button is novelty
formed of small cut bead inclosed
in an encircling rim, and an embroid-
cred button with a design worked in
colored silk on light background is
always pretty and attractive.
The calling gown illustrated is of
gray green henrietta cloth. The train
ed skirt has putting of the material
at the bottom. The plated corsage
boasts vest Of cluny outlined with an
embroidered galloon green, black and
white colorings The sleeves are taken
UP in tiny tucks on the inside seam
and finish at the elbow with lace ruf-
fes. The hat is a green silk beaver
trimmed with black plumes.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23

That not very elegant word, sup
posedly an Americanism, "bummer,"
is said to be descended from the Eng
lish "bummaree," itself centuries old,
if not very literary in the company it
has kept. A "bummaree" was person
who peddled fish outside the regular
fish market. Naturally such person
was in disfavor with the dealers in the
established markets. The "bumma-
rees" were accused of cheating and
selling worthless wares, hence the dis
agreeable significance of its linguistic
descendant,
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
Evils of Small Shoes.

There is no excuse for aching feet
and Ill fitting shoes in these enlightened
days. Shoes were never more smooth
ly finished, better made or sold more
reasonably than now, and If feet suf-
fer then the fault lies with the indi-
vidual. A rightly chosen shoe means
to women comfort, happiness and the
absence of those telltale lines about the
forehead which bespeak corns or tight
fitting shoes. Shoes too small or too
large will both do mischief. So will
a high heel, which causes the bones of
the instep to soften and give way,
bringing much pain.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
Times for Holding
Common Pleas Courts, A. D.
1906

state OF Ohio.
Seventh judicial District.
1t is ordered that the terms OF the
ties in said judicial district, for the year
1905, be fixed rs follows, to-wit:
ADAMS COUNTY
On the 5th day OF February, and the 2ist
day MAY, and the l4th day of No
vembor.
ATHENS COUNTY
On the 9Th day of February, and the IA day
OF May, and the 5th day of Novcm-
FAIRFIELD COUNTY
on the 18th day OF January, and the 10th
day of April, and the 22nd day Of
October.
GALLIA COUNTY
On the 9th day of January, and the 9th day
OF April, and the oath day OF ofSeptem-
Der.
HOOKING COUNTY,
On the Sth day of January, and the 2nd
day of April, and the nth day of Sep
tember
JACKSON COUNTY
On the 3Oth day OF January, and the lst
day of May, and the 10Th day OF octo-
ber.
LAWRENCE COUNTY
On the 18th day of February, and the 9th
day of April, and the nth day of Sep
tember.
MEIGs COUNTY
On the sth day of ] January, and the 2nd day
ofApril, and the 24th day Of Septem-
ber.
MONROE COUNTY
On the 18th day of February, and the 3rd
day of April, and the 2oth day OF Sep
tember.
PERRY COUNTY
On the End day OF January, and the sth
day of May, and the 29th day OF Octo-
ber
PIKE COUNTY
On the End day of January, and the End
day of April, and the 18th day of Sep
tember.
sCIoTo COUNTY
On the Sth day of January, and the 2nd
day of April, and the lst day of octo-
ber.
vINTON COUNTY
| On the Goth day Of February, and the l4th
day of May, and the 9Th day of No
vember.
WASHINGTON COUNTY
| On the 9th day OF January, and the oath day
| of April, and the 9th day of October.
1t is further ordered that the courts of the
| lSt SuD-QlNlSlOn De UeIu ny JuuBts " w
| Jones, ]. NJ. Wood and J. I. Pyle.
| That the courts of the end subdivision bt
| held by Judges ]. Z. Bradbury, Geo. X. Martin
and Jno. g. Reeves.
That the courts OF the 3rd subdivision bt
held by Judges VIM. H. Middleton, A. q. Blaii
| and John C. Milner.
| 1t is further ordered that the Hon. W.. II
Middleton be designated as supervising judge
and that said terms Of court begin at 10 o'clocl
q. m. -. -
| W. H. MIDDLETON,
A. z. BLAIR,
| JNO. C. MILNER,
| ]. NJ. WOOD,
| J.T. PYLE,
| GEO. e. MARTIN,
| ]. p. BRADBURY,
| JOHN G. REEVES,
| Judges 7th Judicial District.
| Dated at Columbus, Ohio, this 18th day o
| October, A. ID. 1905.
| Filed October Goth, A. D. 1905.
| A. NJ. BROWN, Clerk.
The State Of Ohio, So
Hooking County, %
| /, A. NJ. Brown, clerk OF the court OF com
| mon pleas within and for Hooking county
| Ohio, do hereby certify the foregoing to be
true and correct copy of the original order
"Times of Holding Courts in the 7th Judicia
District of Ohio, 1906" now on file in my OF
flee.
witness my hand and the seal OF said court
at Logan, Ohio, this 9th day OF November,
d. 1905.
(Sea) A. M. BROWN, Clerk.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
OUR FASHION LETTER,
Velvet and Velvet Ribbons
Adorn Many Garments.
BUTTONS ON WINTER COSTUMES

Two Piece Gowns Arc to he Much
Worn This wintcr--Restrictions on
Separate Blouscs--The Alpine Hat
with the Tailored Dress.
When in doubt, use velvet ribbon.
Hunt up all the odds and ends of vel
vet you have, for this material Is to be
more extensively used than ever this
winter as dress trimming
There is no end of different ways In
which velvet may be used as trimming
on gowns. Some of these ways are
graduated bands, interlacings, pompa-
dour bows, collars, cuffs and sashes.
Buttons on the winter frocks and
suits are for the most part large and
fat, though some are slightly convex.
Large buttons will be used almost en-
tirely OH tailored suits, but on account
of their size will be ornamental rather
than useful, and other modes of fasten-
ing will be employed. A new button
suitable for black costume is covered
with silk and has knots of n gay color
embroidered ON 1t with buttonhole silk.
Very beautiful are buttons Of onyx,
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
arYIEs In pEIrs.

In furs Persian lamb promises to ex-
ceed all other pelts in choice for prac-
tical wear. 1t is skin that is well
adapted to the redingote and empire
style Of coat which are so fashionable
this winter. When used in these modes
the Persian lamb may be trimmed with
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
FANcIEs IN MILLlNERy.

Alpine hats3tIIted forward and TRIM
med with birds and feathers are worn
with tailored dresses in the morning.
Hats are tilted over the nose, perched
on the ears and reared loftily skyward.
but the old time headgear that sat
where 1t belonged - squarely on the
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23
The First Word.

"But" said the judge, 'you provoked
the fight"
'No, OF didn't" replied the prisoner.
"But you struck the first blow. Why
did'y do that?"
"Bekase he said to me, If Oi'm wan,
ye're another and SO soaked him.
Philadelphia Press.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1905-11-23

Couldn't -..,oy 1t.
"Does he enjoy good healthT'
mo"
"What's the matter with him?"
Nothing"
~ thought you said he didn't enjoy
good health.''
Neither does he. He has plenty of
good health, but he can't enjoy it or
anything else because his girl has gone
back ON him."