The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-04-06
THISTLES.

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Brio Here tt Telegram fftm psps
Bfsassgoan r,gerl, What dcss be ay
Brtsf ssifs do not come home and
al ~ili b forgiven.
Bfo.Isr Yes esst Il lak how tsrycu'
va, ~hta I prepaid. sister Yeu
cant ihiss boa Bsry5us sSs VAS until you
dld
Papa, all You bay me drum for
CtIHimssf Ny sop, l'm ,ftald yoa'll dis.
tafb N sry mech 4 DO. Oh, ne, papa,
wosI drgm 'rssp, When yoe're aslesp.
--Poplsys lsosifg bad. what's the mat.
ter with him. Large, You doh't ny
weak. a No; strong. There. = new
bsty =, LI, house that keeps him swsie
Nights.
~-Yhes ny ha,bsnd comes hons and
tells me be has bad eorsitg good time,
said Mrs Gsyusp, Glssy nov be has
haa AZ uncorsitg good time,
--Gkymsu % trout of miro II don't
know Whittier TO wesr = white ,cstie or =
black ore this evening WIS, Ia good for
sman Of over slriy' Ms. GsymaB --
Cbloroi3rm.
Mr.. sourly, you have been married
Tor seyetsl years, and | am about 10 take
unto myselia husband. Whist advice would
yeu slse m,' Learn 10 play solitaire.
For moment, he related, | held my
bfeatb-My, abe interrupted sdmlrlngly,
how siong you must be- He edged away,
blrshcd knd felt 10 bls vest pocket for a
Glove,
--0hY my beautiful vase exclaimed Mrs.
Hiram Oflsn. That's the very worst thing
ytu could have broken, Budget Faith,
Man, replied Biiigef, I'm glad to hear 1t
wasn't the best.
II wonder why the car doesn't start !.
exclaimed an impatient passenger. There
are not enough people on board yet TO
make the cargo, replied another who IN
dcrslood the situation.
Remember, soD, said I ncle Eben, DAT
10 dis life you's boun' to do something that
you's sorry fob, but dat ain no reason fob
doln' uufla' dat you's shsmed Of.
when girl acts IS II she were ti,d to
the end OF comet and tries to look as II
she were only buttouipg her gloves, most
likely she Ia ist become engaged.
hen John ID. Astorfeller started 10
lie be worked 10 country store and vas
glsd to sleep under the counter, And now
Hes so troubled with insomnia that led
be glad to sle,p anywhere.
Husband - You are not economical.
WIFI, Vel, II you don't call a woman econ.
omisal who saves her wedding dres. for q
possible second marriage Id like to knew
what you think economy Is like.
Yrs. Homer-l'm sure my husband
never did thing 10 hia life that he would
be tshsmed TO tell me. Mrs. Cables
Well, | suppose Il does take great deal to
thoek some women.
Did you ever notice that almost al
these misert reported In the papers are
,inale men Mked Mr.. Watts. Yes, an
sweied MIs. Watts. Married msers are
too common TO be worth mentioning.
do you think, professor, lrqalred tie
musically ambitious youth, that can ever
do anythitg with my vo'cfs Well, was
the cautious reply, II may come In handy
IN case Of fire.
--symIalbcii. Fheud- - marriage las
beea cad experience TO yon, Mr. Crass |
M. Gran-ol the contrary, 1t hiss pro, cd |
arcs, delightful one. The alimony al.
loved by the court Ia extremely liberal.
You PROBABLY don't remember me, be-
!. he se.fmsde man proudly. but twenty
ari age, when was poor, humble hos |
loe gave me y message - carry-Yes,
y,s, cried the bcsy man where's the an |
sstF.
Good morn, Mrs, Jones, said the edi. |
ter I've called TO get some OF the details
OF the wedding. Goodn,s,, replied Mrs..
Jones 10 dismay, they re- gone. Yon ought |
to bayc come lntt tight. They ate every
tenp.
This book began the sgen, who ad |
iusbcd his WAY into the flee. Don't want |
want u snapped the busy merchant. ] /
wIsh knew tome sure way 10 keep you
fellows cot ~ here This book tells YOU.
Buy one.
-Enpioyu 10 new clerl You don
seem TO keep pace with nv dIe,slion. VIII,
don't yoa write shorthand. believe yoe
told me that you knew shorthand. Clerl |
so do, but Il tsses me longer than or.
binary writing
--prcs!dsnt Lalher Of Trinity college, q
Hartford, Conn, preached one Sunday
wh,p be was professor 10 college on the
story Of E'lhor, He COZ cluded with the
~ords, ''so they hanged HkmAn on the
gallows Iha, be bad prepared for Koree.
cal ard every one Was pleased" Then a.
,be Irony ,ppesled TO him he added In