New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-22
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Governor Deneen of Illinois has signed a bill
which makes mob violence a crime in that State.
The bill provides penalties for participation in the
work Of a mob endeavoring to lynch punish
person charged with crime, and makes the coun-
ty liable for damage done TO property or person,
and also provides for the removal of the Sheriff in
such from office for a failure TO protect his
prisoner. The law will go far toward putting
an end to mob violence in Illinois.
THOSE PULLING FLEETS.
Admiral Togo, o;eu US truly where upon the globe
We have heard so many rumors that we wonder
which are true.
One day you sighted steaming somewhere of
And the next your fleets have covered something
like thousand miles
ROjestyensky, tell US truly how it is that you can
One day in the Indian Ocean, also in the Yellow
Here's the gable: Russians sighted steanirg past
Then a postscript Qttle later: Russians beached
and out Of shape"
Second postscript Russians coaling to the south
Later postscript: ,"ships at Pinghai" distance
twenty hundred miles,
Ananias hbber which nobody can deny,
But ne never touched the fellow who sends cables
from Shanghai. Chicago News.
As a family record the following would be hard
eighty-seven years old still follows his duties as
superintendent OF some hagstOne quarries Among
the workmea he has seven sons six sons-fn-law
tWenty-nine grandsons four husbands of his grand
daughters and two great-grandsons. Forty-nine
members OF one family all connected with the
same trade employed in the same works and Iiv-
ing In the same district is something decidedly out
of the common
Robert Clarke the artist tells this story. "One
9 qrsDd |ng out walking with friend of his this
Clarke what he could advise him to buy as they
TeTg IN tEohI OF drug store. Why said Mr..
home and my wife kissed 1t away for me After
a moment s. pause his friend said: Is your wife
nome now |'-(Chicago Tribune
The authorities at Winfield offered to give a thief
ms freedom II he would fifty yards in six sec
onds and pay the costs in his case The thief ran
the distance In the stipulated time but attained
sueh momentum that he did not stop to pay the
costs.
Tase IN Polnt-d tell you what grumbIsd the
pied the funny waiter Think of Esau. Who gave
aaInba t q TS tor mess OF pottage"-CPhila-
An 4hdlan Territory editor makes this frank re-
MARI. Zen years ago we entered the newspaper
business poor but honest. We are still poor,
ShSStt9ering Her Hopes.-NIr. Close-About how
Mrs Close (excitedly)-Oh c;eorSe "V Unr oo St
MI. CIose-l should say noti I'm p,araI,, ,rvt,sr
R msare GUY now r9r beyond his income that man
SIAssey Is hVing.-CBrookyn Life ~
London viii soon put on its streets motor ,+rso.
cleaning machine that will do the work ~ 5oo rsr
II operates rakes for caked mud. "squeegees" for
we. weather. revolving brush and a set OF over
tapping scrapers 10 complete the cleaning oDara
ton. All the refuse goes into a box. II works a.,
the rate of eight miles an hour
Mitsundsrsood 1.IAeutenant Showing partv o,
One oS tba 1850 snlpl-Ihis is the quarter deck
SOir 0h lne Farty-CSee! I thouv6T 4, - al
fredericksburg Dispatch ''ouSnt II was all
When tne truant officer called 10 see vhv an
a .nolna pc small boy had been absent from
sehool ne received. according to 9Th. Nsws " ~
that city, this reply from the younvst.r. 800 81
nave got new blouse which buttons az the back,
70 keeo Iob,n,s INC 10 ask the neiehbors I have
'''''''s at nome to fasten 1t for mer'
propose TO a giri larry told me he was going 20
Jess-1es. and he'll nevar a. n,tkht.
less why. who was the St.ta II again
Sess-I. and accepted him fipnu...,-,,