New-York tribune., 1905-11-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

From Tonopar New to Godfed the distance is
twenty-seven miles: from Goldfeld TO Bulltros
seventy miles all desoIate desert. The means or
passenger communication is an automobile stage
according to THE indianapolis News" From To-
nopah to Goldield the fare is s6; from Goldheid
To Bulfrog the fare is SIS. The Goldheld-BuillTog
trips are made by night. and they take anywhere
from six to dozen hours, according to the aoliity
OF the chauffeur and the stability of his macnlne
Owing to the roughness of the road breakoo"hs
ora frequent When a serious one occurs the
chauffeur reaches under his seat and puIs out
a little box with which he disappears across the
desert waste headed for the telephcne line "hlch
,s seldom more than a few miles from the auto
mobile and with his field instrument Is soon IN
communication with the home office II the dam
age. IS serious the company will send out anotner
automobile.
No+b,ng In It.-Towne-I never saw man who yt,o
was SO fond of entertaining as HenpecA Is II
Fey that's strange tbe4e You see CONS ms
wife Is Is, quite 16n 1Philadeipha Press
THE MODERN FATHER.
worm will turn Though not Worm'
I've turned. and turned IN Is stay: e.
No clothes to wear! II s anyways 0O
November, March or May.
never thought that I meek
In fact hear them say 49,. Sham
Down at the office: LOOK OUT shaiP'
The boss is hot to-day
But here at home It matters not
If wax hot cold, -, - -
When coats and shirts ana ties are so"e
1t does no good 10 scou'
It's nice to have q healthy wife
And girls so tall and strong,
But ut this athletic fad's the worst:
1t lasted much too long
NV neg,ige shirts Ethel wears
To school and to the gym
And Helen has my soft felt hat,
The one with slouchlng Drirn
ytrginias worn my rain coat off,
0Y caps am bereft;
need q walk for exercise
My sweaters all that's left!
Tho time has come TO call halt,
They've worked me long enough
I'll treat them like do my clerks
With language strong and rough
Iyros tbere7 Yes yes, wife! Come right in
yonq 1GT want ant this sweater and my shoes
I'll change them right away -CPucK
The Anglo-Japanese Alliance has caused an out
hurst Of English signboards on the shops Of Japan
The English curious:
..F3arber to Shave Beard to dress Hairs away.
anpears several times the hatrcutters being ap-
nareptlv Indebted to a public translator for the
rendering
..7vba genuinely Bier BY the Health for Drink
..Or Smokes our Tobacco Is prssure to Our tongue
and give the heaIthiness 70 Hers and Hees. Also
All people by it,
Anotber sign is an old blend of English and Jap
anese
..C-owmeat and Pigmeat and Ramune SCUBA sas-
upre Zin slnbiya Jinjyael"
''Beef and Pork and Lemon Soda, sarsapar1la'
Ginger Beer, and Ginger Ale
on,v Trivial Incident-The interested young
woman in the grandstand had never seen a loo'-
oa.! .Wbst does it count" she asked, when man
gets said her escort surprised at the ques
tion.-(Chicago Tribune
Dr shafer. the German army surgeon sent to the
Far East to study the from professional
point of view reports that the bullet wounds were
of slight character. The most astonishing feature
was the slight effect produced by bullets which
traversed the bodies of the soldiers in all dlrec-
tiors In very large numbers Of cases bullets
which from the anatomical position OF the canals
they had produced must have touched the vital
organs not only we're fatal. but seemed to
have caused more disturbance 'hah II the IisSueS
had been pierced by needle.
C,-idiopol one Of the towns in Southern Russia
where ruflsnsm has pee3 f9nE ity Those who
Jews .i GttIa mort on the Dniester its den-
fifed it with the Toni. to which the poet was ban
Character of his decadent poetry according to the
Emperor; because he had TOO mucn ka9wlease d, 8 or
noet,s own hint II has been surmsed that Ovid
knew too mgcn n99anghteT Julia The real Toni
is almost certainly the Humanlan port huStend1i,
cbiaf square There are also at least six places
called ovid seA II for instance ovid Seneca Counts
New-York state-G>ondon Chronicle
przons wishing to register in their last wills and
.ostanoents their feelings regarding their natural
beirs may take as model the following crisp ef-
forts Of a certain William Hall: Il give to that
,,1e wretch. Samuel Hail. who I admitted Of the
rernple many years since but he sold his gown.
and In seven years could never get him to church
but once. and twice he assaulted me. and at the
time he had certainly killed il by Gods provi-
dence | had not by maidservant been thrown
against a great fire. the sum of 10 shillings. to be
I'D him every Monday upon request, and I wish
that the first fcod he takes al sr my death will
choke him.
Jewish newspaper tells of rabbi who
nounded the Mosaic law to the faithful for a
small stipend The learned was asked by a
friend how he was getting Slowly, he
,,ritI, were not for ne