davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
y. annnbicns Spar | Wpfen" for
6tc Oh.

@ bar | fin Sio oplbit, at Iagne
ShiainaS's Sreu er itrepet paa "Secps
rnbs So'ten"s sontpr. paa "Gecorabs
F~oiten"S Strioemaltine, paa "2eeprabs
S%oiten"s aontorpapir % meb "9ecorabs
Soren" ipm HbreSie for bet prutebe
Spar. Sclpe Srieinaleu bIep ienot til
oS, iau pi bed, bpab oi taller ON.
&i tiIlaher os M at iperge SemL Sr.
% aminbieu. ON bet life er Gem ielp,
iom bar ifreoet Raaue Sdiuians's Napn
uuoer grepet, iom blep ieuSt til Steners
fen | ariItiauia. Spar Sa eIler Reil
gtere bebspes life. - "amerita" for 20.
September.
Spor: Neil - CAB set eu9ung for
ale are iaet, at bperteu @Inbets 8es
bntter clIcr ie8 peripnIig bar baot set
rinaeite meo beune aorreiponoance at
beitile. Serit lang Sio eiterpoa erfas
reoc ieg, at eu uua Ndub / "Soiten"S
Notwithstanding hapoe aiifrenet Sr.
ShilinaS'S @rep paa Stripemoifinen.
SEQ bibite life mere ON belle heuue Off
fare. enb ieg uioite (. Gr. ON Sr. Brett
aarOS neutrality-suspicious. meo Steners
fen. Tom R. 9. Tnberieu oeioa bar fors
iest at gisre ct Nlmer nf, fight ben 10
ueeIuFIeuSe bnuoIeoe ON bans egnc Sors
rctrHl9cr % life | miubite Wuabc bergrte
mine eDer @IasetS Huligaenoer. Selers
life pioIte boerieu is9 eIler 9IaSets 8es
oottsr ropet ON 0r. SobectS aorrcipnus
Dance til S~ticuSbIaoet "@arneu", for ri
IGite Sen / Nriitiauia "Sogblabct".
UT en- Raub. iom or nuiut / Ell Sors
refining. bruecr Torretniugeus Soutors
papir for fin neutrality-suspicious., er "a
iutet at oierc uoacu Spbroelie oper.
SIiat or 10 aImiuhcIig / nrriagt euboer
Sorretniug, % set tnacr Ell Sasruis Nus
Nerior iii at %iniiuuere, at Sorretuirecu
cr auiunrljs for iaaoaure Srcpes Sub
hoIo.
8a8nuS g. Nnhcriou peS uaturIieniS
urcGct bel, at ic9 oInrie fuuNe hubc paa
at aibrc mig ifnIeio / uoget %iaroout iorr
al iRtte en- nnpen WauoS Nnuu urocr c.
&rcp, eler at icg operbopehet piIhe ueSs
Inhe mig i'll At brige et anoet ReuueIie
iom Stirrmbret | N iaaonu Sag. Sus
iiuuationcu or iuu lattcrlig oa ~uarngtia
iou bel umIjet. &rOfcSior Iuberior
BONNER dnbsnbdrt MIC cftcr iie ielu
nm en- Lap o. onoTabsiuIo SirI fan
fremirtte %inaSunuc @sitpINrinecr. 8ass
mlS Guoeriou pibitc mepet aoot, ga ban
Itrsn o~peuitaaenhe, Of ban for mco lliaubs
beo, % ban peS. al "2ccoruhs 3oiteu"
life bar faret meo SUIT uuoer ocu Strio.
icm MI bar parct mere enS 10 Gur. Sar
peo. at "SHorre" life iGIgcS / Storage mel
bans Portrrt o. siograii, 90 bet or blot
CIT lloiIuat. unar han tiger. at DC ipr
Grenplarsr, Tom iee tiebte hos ino for
iJeuise S~ogbaublers / Rorae, mna pGrt
eubeI qnmIs eremplnrer. &au peo be'
ore. Erasmus SnNeriou bar / en- priuat
Sumtule eriienet. at ban muliaeuS ban
tagei fell meS 9cuipu til bet. at Soser
ir!gss / EorRe mee bans Yortrrt of
@ioeruT. Set biIoe barre GrIist oeiac
a. erIienSe bette ofisutlia. R. .. Gri
ssrior reiier GauS % Strauo. % bpc;
ban ioumer, IGa beuptier ban auleerin'
gen I'll al beiuoIs nit Raou % @peie
Sdu bar iporrt mig 90 min Sorretning
Undergoing. San iiripsr til % taller
meb SoIi, iom beuptter "SeecrabsYo'
pen" iom ReSbeIeIiesmiaSeI, % aopare,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
Sfisnt bet bel mn er iaa noget noe

Sfibnt bet bel m er iaa noget npr
en- afgiort Sag, at 9orge bill boloe
fait peo ben monarfiffe Statsform,
bar oct Dog fin Snteresie at bore,
bnab enfelte frem itaaenoe M9no Der
biemme | biSie Gage bar at iige ON
RepubIifen. Sen o~elfienbte &ets-
Iproe, Decent beS ariitinnia Timber.
iitet, @ielspif ifrioer bl. a. fsIgenoc:
rs bore Gage logger intet StatsItpre
npgen 8egt pan, erteu Rorge er apn-
gebsmne eler Republif. iaa pi fan
trpst palge MepubIif for ben Says
Sfplb. So, Der er al @runb til at
tro, of | oct fore % belle pl 10,
lanoet bore meget nter tilfrebs, on
9orse M blir ReppbIif, enb ON pi
inbisrer en- grins og letter bam til
. ''#H-.s |HAH 49, -
apnge. S ltolanbet er mon nenlig
~ooerbepiIt ON, at oct lettere BIZ Inf.
fes Iprge of bolbe fig ubenfor inter.
rationale llenigbeoer og bpnaitiife
Sntriger, mar oct er &epublif, emo
naar BET err aongeosmme. Sg to
iaa iagfpnSige Meno iom oen tpife
Yrofesior Sellinef og ben engelife
groiesior @eitlafe bar psiaa iagt:
$ 9orge pasier BET bebft at ia &e.
prblif, % Be fremmebe Ragter bill
life ia noget moo, at 9pree, iom
mangler Sorbbuno for ct Sol inbfs.
rer R~epubIifen. 81 fam berfor trpgt
ipare oS oen bpre Stas meb en-
aonee og ct Sof. Seq iier: Den
opre Stas. Sa, for ingen maa
inobiISe fig, at oct bare blep meb ben
babe eIler belle Milion til ct 9onge'
bus. Rei, fanr pi fsrit ct aongebus,
iua mo- ri ogiaa pa ct "milieu" at
iette bet / - ct "Sof.miliel". Se
noget mrSet RiIieu emo ben bsiere
gmbebsitunO bar hi life. @en pa
bIir oct mart Int meo BEN Sio, 90 en-
Statsraao fan ereie FIG meo $4,000
aroner og en- General meb 5000.
Ser fommcr mart 9rao paa Sorbsi.
eIie Of biSic @ager. 90 bpor ifal
Staten ga ia gengene fra2~
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
Gm6sSSmrnbcur / Sen omcrifnrlft

GmbeoSmGnocnc | bcn omcrjfnrItc
"Gbnr6 6%eSeratlon", ION nTitC Noo'
reo itnI mphc ! 9Serr 0orf bar beiIltt'
let at nG9te Observation-Disclosures for
nnitnrerneS a~trtciafnfHno Ao8on9
I'll lrne yteoer. %Ionot DC u|nItorI'te
He9rTle'tonter or I'Tno lonl ep're''
Sale tor2eno|Tc'oe 01oaoeI''''''lter
Kong o8 SoE7I'el gu'ott. 0ormoaIei
nIeo nT0'lie 0Foernt'on er at 'oN1'e
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

oinien Gaptte angrebes IL, og ale
osoe; ! Srooinien Bnmpanga angre-
bes 2, og I oebe; / 9ropinieu guIu.
can angrebes 3, % begge bsbe; ! BRO.
uinieu Saguana angrebes "a, os q
beSe; / WuniIa anare6es II gme.
rifnnere, % 6 bsbe; $50 5iIipiuos
bIep dnerebne. % 16 osoe; al 10.
I9nOingtr angrebes 10, og 10 bsoe;
al aiueiere anarebes A., % ale
SeSe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

Sc flyer eTsbbibere, at o.. .. Mnberirn
refer 9dnb o. Strano os befubler 9ercs
Nnbn % Mtete.
Oct e. Dem feb. foru bar befublet De-
res Rpgte, % tngen anben, % bet fnIber
at FIG feIb. at 0oIl taller ON ben fox Dem
faa nebicttenbe Gfrre. bbor q. .. u.
fiommer. Nen tbab bar life De eiort
for at befuoIe Nasmnis auberfons Rapn
% Npgtel Se begpnbte meb at frerns
ifiae Or. .. U. Tom en- I gunb % 0runb
fcrbarpet Perfon. ba &Iabenes' Hoe blep
anmeIbt l 9eres gIab. I CrbeIae iaa ins
fame, at Inn bet met inb9bte Dab funbe
biftere benz. De LOB bernGit trpffe ! Ses
res gIab en- MrtiteI, ~forfattet inbenfor
2eres egne BGeee. bDori q. .. u. beitpls
bee for at beeoo IN iaa fiofeI Gambling
Tom ben, at fIiftre fit 8ilebe og @io8rafi
iNb I ct faa Hasfif gert Tom ~Sncrre".
% 9e bar label 9eres Msbattsr forts
iette Srafiien, os Sc bar paaset meb
G~rsiiseine ober, at Smubsfaftningen life
opbsrte. Sc bar forget for, at bette
ct bIebet eiort | Geres gIao, og 9eres
@ermer-) oe Menb | Seres Sieuefte.*)
bar prtpat os offentIis brepet ben famine
Craft I Roree.
Gg Sc ianrrer Gem oper, at Or. ..
Gnberion befubIer Geres Rann oe Rpste!
Be ~paaftaar enbt;bere, or. Gnunbien,
at 81. q. Gnberion bar iporet Gem ps
Ceres Sorretutne Undergoing. @asmus
Guberion bar fife ipuret Undergoing
bperten for Dem eIIer 8eres Sorretuins.
Ren ban bar iporet os iu9rser, at ban
bill siere aft, bbnb Der itaar I bans
Ragt for at gisre bet uuniIigt for Sem
at fpIbe Seres Beneepuns peb Si0Ip al
ipinite apertisiementer, iom 2pbia Yints
BAN. @ine Of garbui o. l., oe peb iams
pittisbebsIsit at benptte gesrusna iom en-
Relteto for Gem ieIb, paa inmme 9io
ium Se peo, at BIN farpebe 8biifp life
tiener til anbet enb at fore unee og eams
le / ltlbtte.
VT ebeIGgee benne Sci al Seres Sors
refining tiener life &. .. Guberion til
Stam, men til fore sgre. - "Gmerita"
for 1bbe OF.
y 9r. Soc.
~ @artin Sobeet os ariftian 8reits
sarb.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
Siltppinerne.

a~rigsminiIter Gait fit | MoniIa'
Blade ie, at Golera berier poa De IL
lippinffe Ger, os ban telegraiereoe |
9sroags til 8upernsr 8riebt. 9enne
ipareSe: "auIera er MI omtrent op.
bsrt. Sra 23be arsuit I'll Cato bar
ser 7t3 SiIf9ISe o. 553 EsSsfalo,
) Tropinien RiSaI bIeo 449 Seric.
ner ansrebne, % S27. osoe; / BRO.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
cusssss.. } a s:.e. t.Aas:ssss 6 s s.ss
meb hrtte ganmer al 1ReeOrab. 80.

Wseo brtte 9nlmer al "9ecoroh.Io'
Sfcn" nbienoes oct isrite SfoleiuppIe'
nlent for inoeorrenpe Sfcleaar. Set
er os en @l96e Of funne pege poa, al
Sc anerfeIte nprif-omcrifanIte So
Ter er reprpienterehe | SuppIementct,
% set meo pproinilbe 8iorag, Der,
foru6en at meoSeIe, bpao apt Der
Of SntereSie for SffentIigbeoen er
forcfaISt pco sc forifieuige 2Grean-
itaIter, tiniec bill 9isre fit I'll at sge
Sen SprTtooeIie blnnot bort 6olt al
bisfe SfoIer8 ianoe aurafter 90 Up
aape, Iom er 5orlloiGtniugen for, at
Be mere og mere fan bIiue Dor op'
porenhc norif,amerifanife SlRgt til
geptte og geIiiguelie. Oct buroe gan
Tie piit bare ieloiuoITenbe, bporfor
uorff llngoom Der / Sanoet
BELT ber isge ben til De norfe
bsiere SfoIer, men erfaring
bar BOG oiit, at maraen norif 6ar
% Mor enonli life bar uitnoet flllo
aIarbeS / benne Sag 90 berfor ofte
Iaoer bet goa, icm bet fan, meo De
hinges ltbbnnneIie eiter 9onfirinatio'
men. s tfbIigere Gage babe man 10
life noaet gaIg, men III, ba Der er
iaa mango gfabemier ipreot rilnbt
ON | De norife Stres, filler oct ita
eanife on6erIebes; alt, iom III buroe
bore nsooenbist for at fire bisie
gfoler en- flor % alminbelig Ss3.
ming, er, at SoIf faar anleonins til
Of gisre iig rigtig befienot meb, boah
be bar at bpbe. 9et er en- Iaaban Sin.
Iebnins "8ecorab.8 Soften, meo Si-
Itnno Of 9eItprere 90 2erere peO bore
bsiere SfoIer, bor billet etoe benz al
fine 2qiere, Tom er interesicret J. OF
beres gsrn faar en- COB noSornelie,
en- uobonreIie life blot | eugeIif
ps be praftiife Sns, iom | Dor Sio
lnoa Ipres, for at mon ifal funne
fpToe inartiagt boiIfcniombelit an
fporIig Sitting / Somfumbet. -
, men Ell piber llbbannelie og a
I norris, I uorif SiItprie % rorif
2iterat,,r % / BEN Iltberife &eIi9ion.
Set er for al p9ffe % sge SntereS.
fen for ben SfoIepIan, iom omfatter
btSie Sing, at "8ecorabB oiten" bar
begpuSt Bette SfoIebIob. Gen bar
troet, al Ser Der bar ct Tibet NtiSitorS.
orbetoe al g1ere. We az SIaoels SP"
iere, iom aIercoe er meS / bort nor.
ife StrGo ogioa pno bette Self, %
iom mooffe bar Born, SIGgtninae
eler @euner oeo bore Scmtnaricr,
Colleges eller Gfabemier bill / bette
@foIefuppIement ieIpfeIaeIig finbc
megct, Der tntere&icrer Dem, % Sc
faor Sesut0en set belle qrotiS. gi bill
fIutteIig ,lotaIe Dor Gof til ole Sfo.
Icbeitnrerc, @roie&iorcr % andre. iout
hor poet ioa ipI0i8e @iorog iii bette
Complement.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
st mt SorbfirIp bar f,tuDet Ell

ct NIT SorbifirIb bar fitnoet gtco
! Galabrien | Spoitalien Ssnoag CT
termiobag. Ser opftoo Wanif bIanbt
gefolfningenL iom enbnu bapbe bapoe
ben tiolisere forfaroeIise aataitroie
I friift Wfinoe. 6lere Suie itprtebe
iammerL men bette ifpIbtes Dog Iise
iaa meset ct c%perbanoist @esn iom
ieIpe Soroifi9lpet. - Oct merfeIig.
tie beo oct belle er bog, at Der iamtioiet
meo SoroifiGloet | StaIien ogiaa mer.
feoes betpbeliee &piteIier @eitinbien,
babe paa Cuba og Samaica.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

Sr. gebel, ben tpife SociaIiitIeoer,
bar otter arpet 100000 Rarf, iom
en- egcentrif Hiemmo beb Raon
8onman babe teitamenteret bam.
aoaman par ganife piit life SoeiaIiit,
men ban opretteoe ct iaabant Seita.
melte blot | ben unberfrrnoiee Seniigt
at Grge fine egne SlGstninse. ge.
bel er M EN- rig Innb, men ban blir
Dog en- 6attieper / Sammenligning
meo andre tpife SociaIiitfsrere iom
8aul Ginger o9 Or. aarons, Der beg.
ge er Mangpmillionerer.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
MminSelia stemmeret / llnaarn.

N"IIll1HUtItB SI1IHnfefu
Sra gloapeit meobeles, at Song
Sran5 Soief | ct egenbenbiet grep
til General Baron Seierparp er blet
s%ienubnRpnt til rngarif Wtiniiter.
def, ga bans npe Brogrm MI afeep.
teres al &onsen. Set f%orlpoer, at
Miniiteriet bill iaa 6ulomast til at
oplsie Observation-Disclosures oe no.
ifripe npe 8aIg paa gaiis at aIntn.
oelig Stemmeret efter oct belsiife
Spitem.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20
Sra uolanoet.

Jrpings 0sb. 9 anIe6ning ben
bersmte eneeIfe Sfueipiuer Sir Gen.
rp Strings Dob er Der til bans So
Mile itrsmmet mo Spmpatbi.Te le.
granmer fra ale @erbens Ranter,
0eribImot fra Song Goiparb og
Drowning aIeranbra, 9rinien of
@ales % Sbeobor @ooieneIt. Sr.
pings Gig bill bIi biiat / @eitminiiter
Mbbep, bpor Gnglanbs bersmte
R9no boiler.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

Gn oiSlsftis 9riniesie maa 2ouiia
al Safien.@ obitrg- 8otba bore. Sen.
bes Wano, Brins Slip, bar anlagt
Sfilsmisieproees, os oenne Sofifan-
bale bebauoles M al Hetten @otba
- for aabne 9ere. 8rinien anfG-
rer iom @rrnb til Sfilsmisiebegia'
rt1gen, of bans Some bar flpgtet meo
en- ~siterrigif 2sitnant, % at bun
tiltrobs for at bun lit aarlig 10000
~eiterrigife aroner / "Haalepense"
paa forboISspts fort Sib bar itiftei
en- @ielb at nGiten fire Willinner
&roner, iom grinien M itraper al
faa afbetalt. S g~riniesiens &leoe-
fomre bapbe maj, funbet $50 8ar
eIegunte $50 og pber 100 foitbare
Satte.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

SuIu Stanbcpe. Ct 9ouis: "Ses
pIeieee at hare en- iorfareeIis Nuiiets'
iarpe, Seq toe SeIiiters &octp Ruun'
tain Sea % iaIses mi ben peueite Seute
| Speu," she eler SahIetter, 86-9tS.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

Gn &speritat. st britif &eparc.
tionsIfib, "asiiitance1, ~Itranbeoe for.
leoen Dag / Setiianbusten / Raroffo.
Reoens to af Sfibets Sfficerer, Sap
teiu 5. 6. groptber og Ssttnant g.
81. Salton bar paa Silbagepeien til
gellta, blep Be operfalbt % bortfert
al en- @raberbanoe, iom rtnelispts
bapbe til Seniist at forlange fore
2eiepenge for Dem. Sa Here brittle
arigSIfibe netop Iaa berneoe blep
imioIertio &sperne bange og ienote
De to Sfficerer tiIbage til @enta
uifaSte og ,toen at forIange Sefepenge.
Gen brittle Iiniiter bernebe bar
facet Srore til Of tage ifarpe Sor.
bpIosregIer / GnIeoning 9ortfsrelien.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

spmmisFonarn 9opeuette al g edaubprph Meb 8 giueber
Se SHeimr nurres. Spof Gtemtsspeatpr at GpaIo Tang Nienen 8 giuebeI
On Sounag paa Siae. Gpnit al anub stpte ReO 7 Stueber.
HpHombeb. Sumorihif 8inebe. H# . E~w..~
Rim Sarnnomsfanrrat. 4f emauuel bennington aReb s 8iueber
Siotgpsn. NJ 8. Sesner aeo 8ilebe. @t - ,5r ..-
JnhsIt. Sumritif giaebe. t~a+et ,u-rr .sa--
Weo Sebnnegnshb. Shtfe af 8era gImeaarb. Web 8 gneber.
9ehfueD. Gst. aRee . SfaeoeEa
SnmIepiufning.r en- Notwithstanding af BereI glmgaarh. Deb 4 gMber
Ten NiDionmerhn. 3tst. geo 2 gtneoer. =
gjatefrrmmerens Jorteaing. ct aios5ube. OF SensRamp. aReo 5gtueber
aiobubann maa tunse NIB. SnmorHif giaebs
Setngen. Sprtanins Of g Sdanoorpb. @eo 4 gfneoeL
On NuiosHlobf 8ist. . ~
gu Sehr I'm Bon. Sileoe. E
ga Sast. seunessntus al Sens stptts aeb 2 gtusbsr
ytu sunpis 9ohess gorrat. 9i8t. ....w
ahhsfushen 90 same Serit
ct Bar fatiss 3iGbie. On Setesrtuortn8 fra Shihen. gsb 8 8tneber
elnmpe St Ct faauf Saga.
Ut Sasn.
snuaGSsn. Gopelehe Of strser Sanaso. aRo 8 gRhr.
sammernas Sfosen. I'll glteim gfersaarO. aReb 8 gfueor.
Grrn o. Girnne. On unoerpanostia Of Sonas 9. aheb gileoer.
arsm % Shfesba vi SOIser gtnse gReb 10 SaeOer.
Zen aae cusSaa Gf G. u. 5bpresoo. gReO 8 BiIeoer.
On gammesass &raheamiIe 5ortaahns at Gntun NieHen. geo 8 Siaeben
On allah aHtn. 9st ais mon Giafen
Sur lana pr Salm ban Sobiass Snnn9 giauanbf Stemteians peb Sens
Stamp. Ieo 4 Siaeber
saan,raaussaleet On 5amiasbtHprie fortaIt If emanuel Ssnnmseu. gb 4
SilebeL
80 gennrr Sist. geo ginoe.
ariasrne nbEstr. digit gmb gtneSe
Srrrnanoen % Soer1nmsrtn. vi M Sende. Neb z Stneoer.
apmnnaisme. Sst meo 8M6e.
Woar fuu pr Serre net bill. Smteuius af Carl Sspkn. N&b 5 gfIebr
Gu Iatfeis Camille. ehtfe fra Spnanh. vi SnuO stptte. aReO gtreOs.
Snoge Ears. Web Stusoe.
smuabigk. Nfeb 8tneber.
apbbeiuaeneL 5ptenms Of e. Sdanoprph geo 2 Sflebe.
sueeu farur. efte d gp. @sebers. geb SfMOs.
Iaa rbfg. Neo 8meo.
sfaueuraSuiuo. surtauins Of {. u. xbprssOS. gReo 6 siueber.
On onoIabsalo Sef. Sumortfff SiueSe.
Salt 1876 StueSer
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-10-20

y 9r. Soe.
~ Rartiu Sobect 90 &riitian Brett
9arb.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-01-05
Found at Last.

Hensley, Ark, Dec. 2ith.-(SpeciaD-
That a sure cure for Backache would be
priceless boon to the people, and especially
the women OF America is admitted by all
interest," d in medical matters, and Mrs. Sue
Williams of this place is certain she has
found in Dodd's Kidney Pills the long
looked-for cure.
81 am 80 years old" Mrs. Williams says,
"and have suffered with the Baclsache very
much for three or four years. / have been
treated by good physicians and got no relief,
but thanks to God, | have found a cure at
last and it is Dodd's Kidney Pills. | have
taken only ono box and i has done moro
good than all the doctors in three or four
years. | want all sufferers from Backache
Pills and get we'll"
Backache is one of tho first symptoms OF
Kidney Disease. Guard against Bright's
Disease or Rheumatism by curing it with
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-01-05
NOT SUCH A FUNNY TRICK.
Drummer's Joke on Waiter Turned
Out Costly One On
Himself.

Il suppose there comes to every man .
desire TO do something smart en- an oc-
casion," said the drummer, as q sigh took
the place of his smile, according to the
New York Times
well, such desire came to me as l
was leaving a certain southern city after
weeks stay. The waiter at my table
had called me 'GineraP and been at great
pains to care for me and / made up my
mind to reward him with a S. bill. 1t was
a counterfeit with which l had been stuck,
but thought it would be the biggest kind
of joke to work off on Bob.
Il had got a hundred miles away when
l was arrested on a telegram for passing
counterfeit money, and when taken back
l was arraigned in a United States court
and had to give bail and appear on three
different occasions. | had a lawyer and
other expenses, lost a good three weeks
altogether and just escaped prison by the
skin of my teeth. In addition to this |
had to make good to the waiter, who sor.
rowfully shook his head when he received
the money and said
''Pze sorry for you, Gineral, but dis may
be de means of savin' your contemplate
soul from the gallus"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-01-05

Amid the constant distractions of
household cares, which were never neg
lected, Mary Somerville completed her
Mechanism of the Heavens" which
gave her rank as one of the foremost
scientists of her day.
1t is not lack of time or opportunity,
so much as lack of heart and earnestness,
that prevents most of us from becoming
well-infOrmed readers
If, like Robert Louis Stevenson, one
constantly carries a notebook and pen
Gil In one pocket and a book in another;
and if, like Gladstone, always is pre-
pared to turn to account the moments
while waiting for train, a car or
ferryboat, he will not only find time to
read, but will also read with profit
Copyright 1903, BY Joseph B. BowlesO
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-01-05
THE MAKING OF MAGAZINES
Marvellous Facts Regarding This
Branch of the Publishing Busi-
ness in the United States.

In the United States there are to-day
2,S3S monthly magazines
About $4,000, 600 are sold every month,
says Woman's Home Companion.
The advertisements amount to about
$4,000 900 year.
The sales amount to $75 900 600.
In one year the average American
family buys 40 magazines.
The paper used to print these mag
azines weighs 125,O0O, 900 pounds.
About 10000 people are professional
magazine makers.
Nearly 100000 people are supported
by the magazine business.
Such is the fairy-lille tale of American
progress in the line of magazine making.
All the daily and weekly papers of Asia
scarcely equal the monthly magazines of
this country, To compare the United
States with Europe, our magazines equal
the number of newspapers in Russia.
Spain. Greece, Belgium and Holland
combined.
1t is not possible to realize what the
above figures mean without taking few
comparisons. The magazine business has
become so enormous that it's statistics
convey no clear idea to our minds. We
must call in the aid of imagination and
transform the figures into pictures.
We all know, for instance, that Mime
apolis is large city. There are only
Is American cities that are larger. Yet
if all the people who make magazines
were to move to one spot they would
make city as large as Minneapolis.
There are eight states or terrific
ries that have a smaller population
than the proud city Of Magazinia would
have.
This city of Magazinia would also
have yearly income equal to the com
bined revenues of Denma ark, Roumania.
Norway and Greece -Four European
lingdoms-with a total population of
over 100000. with courts and armies
and navies, with hundreds of tax gath
erers, squeezing millions from the peo-
ple-Obtained less money last year than
the people of the United States paid for
magazines. Is it any wonder that the
citizens of Magazinia feel proud of their
achievements?
Six hundred million magazines a year!
The total weight of these magazines is
62,500 tons.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-01-05
THE CONDUCTORS SHAVE.
Remarks of Commuters Make Him
Feel Like Punching Heads
Instead of Tickets.

When the conductor, who had always
worn a heavy mustach, entered the
smoking car of the suburban train the
other morning there was a weak smile
upon his long upper lip. The mustach
had disappeared, says the New York
Sun.
He tried to punch tickets with an alb
sence of self-consciousnes but it was
not easy. for these were some of the COM
ments and questions handed to him by
the commuters as he passed down the
line:
"WeIl make better time now we don't
have to carry that mustach."
Going to wear Galways?"
Did you swallow it?"
81 beg your pardon, but this is so sud
den"
Get it on again, quick"
Getting gray, was it,"
Company regulation"
Hes as pretty as show girl"
What made you stop at your mus
tach? Why didn't you shave your
head?"
Tired of carrying excess baggage
eh?"
Did it tickle your nose?"
Girl make you take it OFF,"
Gee! You're handsome now"
What did the barber give you for it?"
"He looks like Russell Sage"
mo; Lillian Russell.
What fine teeth he has, now that we
can see them"
What makes your upper lip so blue"
"Cold, and no wonder"
Get little bunch of spinach on your
chin, and break even"
Did you lose it on the ponies?"
"Why didn't you keep it TO bet on the
election?"
You'd better paint one on your lip
until the other grows again"
And so on. The only passengers who
had nothing to say were two or three
who were ostentatiously rendered
speechless with horror.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-01-05
JUST LIKE PRISON ROUTINE.
Boastful Traveller Brought to Pause
by Very Embarrassing
Question.

The scene was a third-class smoking
compartment, FIVE on side. The speaker
was stout, florid, with short cut gray hair,
and was very selfsatlsfied. The efcm-
mate degeneracy of modern young men
was his theme, relates London Tit-Bits.
had days illness in my life, and can do
my four miles an hour! Why? Because
from when | was 20 to when | was over
40 | lived regular life. No delicacies
for mel No late hours! Every day, sum
mer and winter, went to bed at nlne,
got up at five, lived principally on por-
ridge, worked hard-,hard, mind you, from
walking exercise, and then"
Beg your pard'n, guv'nor," interrupted
q young working man sitting opposite,
but wot was you in for"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-01-05
For Soldiers, Guidance.

The cotton handkerchiefs provided
for French soldiers have printed upon
them a number of sanitary precepts to
be observed on the march and during d
can2aign and are further decorated
with medallions containing pictures of
officers of all grades; the different uni
forms being so distinctly portrayed that
a French private can tell at a glance to
what grade any officer he may see be-
longs.