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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
CITY SERVICES
FOR I TOMORROW.
Various Churches and Subjects
That Will Be Discussed
IN Them.
HEAVEN AND THE. DOLLAR 90 !.
Rev. Dr. I-)r.. Jones in the 3. Third Of
Ills Series on Home
Making"

Tho pastor, Rev. NJ. Ashby Jones, y.
D.. will prea u, ut Leigh Street Baptist
Church at both hours tomorrow. In tho
morning his subject will be Some sug
gestions from Seed Sowing" In the
evening he will preach the third OF the
series on Hone Making" Subject,
when the Winds Blow
The Rev. Henry Pearcc Atkins will
preach morning and night 1o.niprrow in
West End Christian Church. His morn
ing subject will be THE Treasures OF
the Heart" The theme at night will
be 1.-THE Ruin Of Man. Electric fans.
The Rev. Simon Luberackc will speak
at the Hogrl Memorial! Presbyterian
Church tomorrow morning, July 49, at
II o'clock. His subject will be 'Thc
Is cordially nYited
DR.. Young will preach at Centenary
Church at both services His morning
subject will be FOR Ills Names Sake"
AT evening he will preach on "The AL
mighty Dollar; It's Relation To The
Kingdom of Heaven"
Can Man Initiate God2'' will be the
subject Of the sermon Of Rev. ]. J. Haley
at the Seventh Street Christian Church
Sunday morning at eleven o'clock. There
will be no night service,
at Park Place Methodist Church Rev.
l.. B. Betty will preach Tomorrow at
IL A. NJ, his subject will be. "a Brother
IL Reproof and Its Lesson" At sP. M.
his theme will be Discerning our Hid
den Faults
At Clay Street Methodist Church the
pastor Rev. II. Mon. Simpson. Will
preach at II a. NJ. and at 8:l5 p. NJ
In the absence OF the pastor. Rev. r.,
NJ Maxey, services will be conducted on
sunday at Union Station NJ. r. Church,
both morning and evening. by Mr., Sam
uel X. Mckee. Of the Y. NJ. G. 4.
The pulpit OF Cavalry Baptist Church
will be filled next Sunday at II A. NJ and
s:15 p. M. BY Rev. letter G. Dickinson.
ID. D., of Gadsdcn, Ala.
A cordial welcome to all
At the services at Union Gospel Mis-
sion to morrow at $3.50 F, NJ. the SUD
iect will BIO What ] Heard and saw az
Mountain Lake Park Camp Meeting by
one who was present.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15

schacfer, w. n. Cundcll. II. G. Robeen
,nnd Clarence NJ. Darden. Among the
Walford, Stanley q. iannton, bernard b.
Bllntcn, John W. Russell, Q. tNingo rus
s g, John 3. Cary. g. A. Cary, John q.
rrueman, Charles u. 13rauer, Jr. Ramon
Fisher, Gray ryroe. Nathan Hnrgrove,
Roscoe r., Cosby. Robert a.. Brock. Mor-
gan H. Mills. Emmett Avery. Irwin Hull,
Julian Turner G.. b. Seldom. Albert l..
Steel w. a. Collins. l.. 1lageman, Elliot
Swineford Howard Danner, ohm IL
Jones, n. =. Hughes. L. Tucker, Anderson
Cosby and LynWood II Cosby. 25E
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Mr.. Brown Leaves.

Mr.. Charles G.. Brown. of this G., CITY, Wmo
a ms Company Of virginia to the postdiio a
OF assistant superintendent ior .me VS. -
trIct Of Atlanta, Ga, left yesa1e 81, nSov, 70
did not EXPECT to 10 to Atlanta until To-
morrow, but he received telegram yes
terday asking him to come at once G.. I 1Ir
brown stands well with his company
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Dover Association.

AS the Four Milo Creek Baptist Church,
at which the Dover Association will meet
on July 18th, 10th and GOTH. cannot DC
reached by railroad, and is only seven
miles below Richmond. arrangements
have been made to run omnibusses 10 ana
from the church each day, leaving flls.
and Broad streets at 1880 A. M. and
uarrisons drug store, In Fulton, at S
A. M. Returning, they will leave the
church at about { p. NJ.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
PAGE REPUBLICANS.
John A. Broaddus Nominated for
Clerk of the Courts.
tspecial to The Timcs- DIsnntc

y LURAY, YAr July 1.-the Republic
cans OF Page county to-day elected six
teen Delegates and alternates to the Re-
publican state Convention In Roanoke,
next month. Mr.. Martin str.ckler was
chairman OF tho meeting. Mr.. c. r.
.Iloltzman, nominated Mr.. John a. Broad
dus, assistant cashier OF the Page Valley
National Bank, Lurny, as a candidate for,
county clerk. This nomInat ton was made
BY acamation, and provoked much en-
thusnsm. The nominee is n son Of the
late Andrew Broaddus, for many years
clerk OF the courts Of JamcS City county
and ia very. popular. Mr.. r. w. Weaver,
the present clerk of the county. will be
candidate for recollection.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
One Charter Granted.

The Corporation Commission yesterdhy
issued a charter to the George w. Paymo
arc: George ". Payne, president; II. q.
Kelsey, c-president G. II. Shields, sec
rotary and treasurer; all of Roanoke, pa.
Capital stock; Maximum, s5o,00O; mini
buy and sell mems furnishing goods, hats,
CAPS ,valiscs, trunks. etc.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Nav Form Automobile Club.

Tho establishment of an automobile
club for Richmond Is the latest topic of
discussion in fashionable clubs In tho
city, 1t Is proposed to organize tho club
for the purpose Of stimulating auto
MODELLING among the residents Drives
the auto will become more popular than
1t has been in the past Lakeside VIII,
in all probability, be used as club
house. k...-.L. .L.-LN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Judge Mason is Ill,

There will he no session of the Circuit
Court of Hanover next Monday, owing
to the detention of Judge Mason by rea-
son of illness. This information comes
from Mr., j. a. Brown, clerk of courts.
Judge Mason is detained at home by rea-
son Of a carbuncle. This publication Is
made for the benefit of persons having
business at court 5. sF
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Ten. Ears on One Stalk.

Ten ears of corn grown under one
shuck is the record for Henrlco county.
Mr.. Thomas Clayton. well known inr-
mer of the county. came to the city yes
terday and brought the ten ears OF corn;
Vine cars grow around larger ear. and
the corn on each is perfect In shape.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Eo,,al to Representation.

James scott was arrested last night on
q warrant charging him. with stealing
a clock from Joseph vallerey. Ihe
+ theft was reported to- the police several
dnys ago, and last night Sergeant Jeter
and Onlcer Talley arrested the negro
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
MOTHER WANTED TO co
into the PEN With SON
Tried Her Best to Save Lad From
Jail-case Post
poned.
Tried Her Best to Save Lad From

Tn +he midst of a hardened lot of GRIM
mails Of all classes and colors, little
white boy, scarcely more than t"eiVe
years old, waited in the pen at the Ponce
S,onrt Yesterday morning until his name
was called. He was to answer to the
charge of stealing. His mother sat IN
the Office of the Justice. waiting, ann any,
lousy, to render what assistance she co ,Int
to hsr baby boy. From the crowd that
siond hchind the railing two men Acamc
20 press the charge against the boy and
10. II possible, scnd him to the reforma-
tory. .,.ad
Willie Fines is the son OF widowed
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
"For the Sake Of a Little Child"

n,ctincs was held last Sunday AFTERNOON az
. s.so sTn he Other Wise Man VIII pc pc
again under tPe hs sSnaay Tie
tieIa pe A.. ~ r.oake Wingneld Of the
.G 9 & Taylor YE COMPANY H and Psof McK AZ;
ney Of ~ Massey Cuisines co] ones Viii
~, ~ ia soloist. and Mr. Joseph +. White
Viii wi LEI lead the singing, The frst two meet
inrs of the series were exceedingly inter-
esflnr and helpful All young men are
;cordia lly invited. &
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
NEWS GATHERED
FROM S0UTHS|DE.
Council Discusses Means for the
Regulation and Enforcement
Of Sanitation Laws. 5
GOV. MONTAGUE TONIGHT
Senatorial Candidate Will Adj
dress Voters III Leader Hall.
Richmond Firm Fired.
GOV. MONTAGUE TONIGHT
Manchester Bureau. Times. ? spa.teh !

Manchester Bureau, Times. Dispatell,(
"A No. HOP Hull Street.
The City Council mot IN regular ses.
sion last night
x An ordinance was passed allowing Mr.
NJ. j. johnson to run spur track 10
Ills wood yard.
DR.. u. T. Ruckor representing the
Health Committee, brought up several
matters relative to the sanitation Of The
city. Several matters looking toward
tho bettermcnt Of the health outlook were
discussed, and In the near future IL may
DO confidently expected that some plan
Will be adopted.
DR.. Rucker suggested that the city
government employ an official. whose sole
duty 1t shall be to mako q daily nspec-
ton Of tho streets and alleys, and being
Invested with the power Of q police Of
ficer to enforce all sanitation laws as
1t stands now, this power Is vested III
the police department, Chief Lipscomb
is sanitary officer, and with his duties
as City Engineer and Chief of Police. tho
combined work Is too arduous for the
capacity OF any one man. Thist was
brought out by one OF the speakers.
DR.. Ruckcr said that all we'll regulated
cities employed an officer to look after
the sanitation and, moreover, that they
kept complete records of the death rate.
diseases prevalent and the disease to
which most Of the deaths are due. He
said that the death rate of Manchester
was about twenty per thousand. slightly
lower than Richmond, and good deal
moro SO than some other cities. ] f the
sanitation laws. he said. were we'll re-
gulated and enforced, this death rate
could be greatly decreased, and a con-
sequent general Improvement would result
to hp III ". .gt4
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Mr.. Thompson to Lecture,

Superintendent Sof Fire Alarm ", II,
Thompson will lecture before the Board
of Fire commissioners at an early date
on the subject Of ''Wireless Telegraphy, y
The lecture will be delivered al the re-
uucSt OF the hoard, EffH Hlr
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
of the Lead Pipe Variety.

AS a suspicious character, James Ah-
drews was locked up In the First Police
station last night. He Ia suspected OF
stealing lead. Detective Mcmahon and
officer Bryants made The arrest,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
HOT CONTESTS AHEAD.
Manchester Will Try to Take the
Brownies Down a Peg.

Manchester will attempt to lower the
percentage column Of the champion
Brownies this afternoon, and Richmond
IL going to make u dig at the High
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
French Consul General.

Governor Montague is In receipt Of a
letter from NJ. lalcide Ebray, notilylng
him that he has been appointed consul
general for the republic OF France In the
city Of New York. tt..lt.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Board Of Aldermen.

The Board Of Aldermen will meet next
Tuesday night fOrs4tho TRANSACTION OF
general business, Nrhe session will be an
adjourned one, the body having given
way to the Common Council last Tucsday
~ Of
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
M. G, A, Boys in Camp.

The y. M C. A, campers have gonns, s. Q
camp If, to the tune OF forty-ttW o., T ,Ist
have pitched tents at Ocean view ,; yus.
the men in camp are Physical Dlrost, Is
Hardy, Npessrs. g, r. Brauer. ], 3, AoppMs'
ii. d. Coghil. " a, Wells, George ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Richmond Firm Fined.

The United Manufacturing Company. Of
Richmond was made to appear before
the County Court of Chesterfield IN
Wednesday to answer a charge OF fall
Ing to comply with tho laws of the
state before getting the necessary IL
ccnscs.
Constable w. e. Grant is the officer
who made out the cases, seven In all,
against the company. The trla! TOO"
place at Ettricks before bench Of three
magistrates.
Judge James NJ. Gregory represented
the State, and Conway II. Sands the de-
Tense. Tho cases were decided adversely
to the company, the court imposing
fine of 500 and costs In each case. Coun-
sci for the defense noted an cxcep-
ton.
Two Infants Die.
william Albert. the slx-months-old child
of Mr.. and Mrs. a. a. Adkins. died at
the residence Of It's parents, at Holly
Springs Thursday at ll15 o'clock. The
funeral took place yesterday afternoon
at o'clock. services being conducted BY
Rev. j. II. Routten. lntcrment was In
Maury Cemetery.
! Hunter r. Ware. died at tho residence
OF his parents at 1850 o'clock yesterday
morning. The funeral will be from tho
residence. Interment will be in River
view Cemetery
Personals and Briefs,
The committee In charge of Governor
Montague's speech tonight have issued
Invitations to every voter, irrespective
of personal preference OF the candidates,
to be present at the meeting to-nlght.
Rocky Ridge Band Is practlcing twice
every week to prepare for their trip
with the Eagles to Petersburg on July 20.
MIR. C. l.. Petit is quite III at his
home.
Mrs, j. w. Garter, her son, Willie and
her parents, Mr., and Mrs David Wake,
have gone to Ocean View for two
weeks stay.
Mr., Harry Flournoy. of Jacksonville,
Ella. is visiting his mother IN Manches-
ter.
sick,
Clopton Street Baptist Church gave u
very successful lawn party last night.
Mr. ID. l., Pullam, superintendent OF
schools, has returned from Charlottes-
vile, where he has been attending the
| 'supcrlntcndents conference at the Uni
yersity of Virginia.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Suburban Baseball League.

The Suburban Baseball League Is the
latest organization of baseball enthus-
lasts. The league has four teams, the
Knoxalls, West End Angels, Chestnuts
and Northsde Stars.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Not to Employ Officer.

% L H =. 20 rs Isl 10 e.
After the matter had been variously
discussed 1t was decided that the city
was not yet In a position to employ an
officer for this purpose Various reso-
lutions were offered and rejected, and It
was finally decided to call the attention
OF tho Mayor to the ordinance regula-
tons, section II, page 24l. which, IN effect,
says that it shall be the duty OF the
mayor to appoint one Of the police force
sanitary officer, and to have all SANTA
ton laws enforced
Mr. C. G. Jones brought up matter
concerning tho city delinquent tax col
lector Tho latter, said Mr.. Jones, COM
planned OF experiencing a great deal OF
trouble in collecting delinquent taxes, and
that people raised Il great hubhub when
approached by him. Some time ago this
omcial made oath that he had collected
all delinquent taxes in his power. Mr.
Jones offered a resolution that the col
lcctor be requested to appear before the
council at its next meeting.
A petition from the Farmers Water
Supply Company, was received. This
company, which will be Incorporated TINS
month, is engaged in canvassing IN
Swansboro for Ethe entries by Mouse
owners into a sewer system to be eseao-
llshed there and for subscribers to a
water system to be established there
with. Tn considering the question of the
easiest grade to the James River at a
point below the citys intake Of water,
the company believes the best approach
to the place of discharge will be from
the intersection of Hull and Twenty
first Streets and along Twenty-first
Street to the creek. by Shotwclrs tannery
to the river
The petitioners ask that they be al
10 construct this system accord
ing to conditions laid down by the
city. favorable to them, to construct 1t
in part ownership with tho city thus
giving the residents of upper Maacnes'
ter water and sewerage system. or to
construct it at their own expense and
ease rights to the two systems, which
shall be paid by the city until It shall
construct a system of Its own. The pc
tition was referred to the Street Com
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Mr.. TAYLOR Here.

Mr.. Harry Taylor, q prominent lnsuf-
anco man of En,poria, is here on brief
visit, E
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Water Committee.

,rhe Committee on Water met IN regular
session last night and disposed OF bills
and nav rolls, The session did not last
ionger Than thirty minutes,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Evelvn Stevens.

tspecial to The Tmcs- Dlspatch)
FREDERiCKS BURG, VA. July Ia
EVELYN Stevens, young daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. r. B. Stevens, died YESTERDAY 81 Ttn.y
at the home Of her par ED F. ~ ra I.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
w. H. Wightman.

fspecial 10 Tho Times-Dlspatch2
WOODSTOCk, VA, July A-William
Fl. Wightman. proprietor OF the Edenburg
Inn, at EdInburg, Shenandoah county,
died to-day Mt his home after short ~
ness. He was formerly sheriff OF shenan-
doah county. Els wife and six children
survive him,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Mr.. CrenshaW Reports.

Mr.. w. a, Crenshaw, who was n candi-
date for City Collector in tho recent prl-
mary, reports that he spent $2902s, one
hundred of which went for ms entrance
fec ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15

Rurnett's Extract of Vanilla
Has taken gold medals over all other
do ADJ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
Celious Fentress.

(spccial to The Times Dispatcho
NORFOLK, VA, July 14.-Ccllous Fen
tress, seventy years Of age, died at the
Protestant Hospital this morning after
an illness OF two days. rs the result or
dnht1ty
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15
OBITUARY.
Captain Jack Lovett.
'snccjoI 10 The Times-Dlspatch.


NORFOLK, VA, July l4.--Mr. John a.
Lovett, OF Portsmouth, Va, died last
night Captain Jack" ms he was fn-
mlllarly known. was at the breaking out
OF the Civil War n gunner In the United
States navy. Hc resigned that position
to enter the Confederate States navy.
where nc served CALAMITY until the close
OF the war.
He was member OF the Stonewall
Camp, Confederate Veterans Mr.. Lovett
had reached the scventy-sixth year OF
his age. He leaves four sons--Jessc,
Robert, Edward and stonewall. and one
daughter, Mrs. Samuel Russ. n
Raynor Speight.
(ssrccial to Tho Tlmes-Dispatch)
NORFOLK. VA. July 14.-ATr. Rayno-
speght died at Beachwood Farm. near
Wallaccton, Norfolk county, yesterday.
after long illness. He served through
the war in Company e. Blanchard Grays.
Sxty-first Virginia Infantry. FIe was
faithful and gallant Confederate soldier.
who wore the Crater medal with honor.
He leaves widow and five children.
Mrs. H. B. Slater.
Especial to The Times Dlspa tch.)
Harriet Boiling Slater died this morning
ut the residence OF her son. Mr. l.'islam
B. Reed. on the outskirts OF this city.
Mrs. slater was eishty-ono, years q
Joseph Slater She Is survived by tho
ana William b. Reed; Mrs. n. y, Slater
and Mrs. +. a. Danforh. Of this city,
and Mrs. Rosa Connolly, Of NeWEo;t
News.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-07-15

At the services at Union Gospel Mis-
sion tomorrow a $3.50 F, NJ. the SUD
ject will DO what Heard ana ooW ~
Mountain Lake Park Camp Meeting" by
one who was present. II
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-22
She Wouldn,t Swear.

Myrtle Simpson, II years old. whose
mother has rooming house at 1904
Market street believed her eyes when
she saw what she declared was her
watch chain adjoining a lodger, but
when she was asked to make oath to
it she demurred The chain and her
watch were stolen some time ago. On
Tuesday she saw man wearing the
chain. She accused him and he fed
policeman was called and later the
man was arrested He had on watch
chain something like the stolen one,
but trifle different. and he swore that
it was the same that the girl saw
But she asserted differently, and the
matter was taken to Prosecutor Dali
ton. ''Dfd you see the chain?" she
was asked. Certainly she replied.
"And it was yours?" ::.Undoubtedly.''
will you swear to that % well,
think 1 saw the chain. I am sure
saw it, but you know I might be mis-
taken, so 1 would not like to swear
The prisoner was reieased.-St. Louis
Republican.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-22
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

LFrom the Philadelphia Record
Only the rich can afford to be
stingy.
The truth is mighty if it isn't sup
pressed.
The kicker believes that the chief
end of man is his feet.
Even the bald-headed man may be
able to take his own part.
Hay fever shouldn't interfere with
the scents of right and wrong.
The fellow who yields to temptation
is generally looking for a chance.
If marriages are made in heaven
that good place must have a lot of
misfts to work off.
When misery loves company the
up and going home.
Some fellows idea of showing a girl
a good time is to take her into a lew
elry store and let her look at the
watches.
Hook-'I once saw a bird get
drunk" Nye-'Nonsense how could
a bird get drunk" Hook-tAt a crow
bar"
Hoax-"The last lot of shirts 1
bought were very pretty, but the colors
run Joax-"Why don't you have
them washed IN stationary tubs?''
The Sultan oft visits his harem;
In Turkey the ladies all share tim.
He scares all his wives
Nearly out of their lives
For he is so harum-scarum.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-22
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Do you remember what you said and
thought last winter when the mercury
was 26 below? Well, stop kicking then.
Deacon House on Friday morning
proudly pointed to the fact that the ap-
Newt Allen as state treasurer would be
a victory for the leans. But neither is
it, and the appointment of Charlie
Hull l. an overwhelming victory for the
fats.
Bohumir Kyrl's name looks as though
the typewriter had been taking liber-
ties with it.
That Emporia girl who was married
the other day on Pixies Peak certainly
had a way-up wedding.
The last people who went to Vine
wood Thursday night didn't get there
they really didn't need to. They were
chewing the. rag themselves, and they
had time to burn while waiting for the
cars
One of the most useless things we
know of is a cold in summer.
Peaches often breed pains When
you tell a girl she is a peach isn't that
almost equivalent to telling her she
gives you a pain?
China has now written us a note
about the Manchurian situation. A
China note, you understand is altogeth-
er different from a China plate. 1t is
also different from a keynote, but it
may possibly be one of the kind that
will go to protest.
If the White Sox will only spread
their scores out over more games in
stead of punching IL or Is where they
are not needed, perhaps they will climb
faster. This is only suggestion.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-22
GLOBE SIGHTS.
rFron, the Atchison Globe. ]

from the Atcn1Son N11ODe.j
All of us put our big apples on top
of the basket.
The trouble with most of US is that
we lob them over, and nobody cares to
yell rotten"
We are getting so that we dislike that
word nervous almost as much as we
hate tripe.
A man knows he can't put his hand
into the ice water, but he viii pour ice
water into his stomach.
1t is a woman's idea that man
eho1,l5 ask his mothers permission un-
til the day he asks his wife's-
When very popular girl looks back
to her love affairs it must appear to
her like turning a kaleidoscope.
Look ON the bright side: you will not
get cross wondering where your wife
put the bed covers before she went
away.
If a man sits in the same room with
a baby that is sound asleep in it's crib,
he thinks he should have credit for
taking care of it.
A man called another man a liar to-
dav. The man accused said: ct know
am a liar. but 1 thought you were
foo much of gentleman to refer to
it
Two brakemen were talking today.
.sRiIl." one of them said, who was the
tart I saw you with last night?' .'O,''
the other replied. "she is bar tender at
a dry goods store"
Isn't this the way good advice goes
the world over? Today we saw one of
our associates writing a piece about the
folly of drinking ice water. Then he
went over to the tank and filed up on
il.