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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28

1t ought to be possible for an In
genious milliner To devise some lesa
dangerous method OF fixing on the hat
than the modern hatpin," declares n
correspondent. Not only is the hatpin
dangerous, but on windy day tle lev
erage on the roots of the hairFwhcn
the large aud Tapping headgcar is On.
deavorins 10 sail away is one Of the
causes Of headache Of which most vo-
men complain after a buffeting by the
elements"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28

What was that he Said:" Queried
the Indignant grocer. Did he dare
insinuate that ought to put less sand
in my Sugar?'
Not az all When l told him that
you were selling sugar cheaper than
any other dealer in town he said 1t
took sand 10 de business like you did"
Houston Post.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28

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Thero lsittio doubt that an Immense
nGubar OF persons hahttually sleep on
DO @ft sida and those who do SO can
neEs-, L is said. no strictly healthy. 1t
y theSibSt psaA6c caslse Of nightmare
and sks et tbs-uzolsaaant taste In the
lpouth ca arising IN tho morning. All
food enters and losvas the stomach on
Tad14%at sieo nnd hence sleeping Oh
0e Jeff SIDE Ssou astsr eating involves
a sort q ptnsping opAsutton which Is
anything, .bsf eonJecive ~ sound re
pose, CHG. sotfon Of cle heat is also
sefiealsiF interfeFod with aIsi the lungs
tlm3u1y compressed, hence Il Is hest 60
cultivate 4h0 haiNt of always Sleeping
on tho RIGHT side
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28

Sir AHhur Sullivan AVIS at one rme
greatly worried about what appeared
90 him TO DO esstsd Inconsistency IN
Tho Lcst Chord" Sir John Robinson
teEs ehe story Tho words are, I
strncx ana sberd Of muSc like the
sound. osssaeweat sment Now. amen is
word az suro sslabIes. so that there
must tlTVe been ~ro chords lie did
not notice this, he said. until after the
song had been sung in public, and be
was terribly afraid he would get laugh
ed at for il, Strange TO say, nobody
ever seemed to hayasCound st out"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28

Dear George has only one fault"
said the bride Of three short weeks.
He rs such an awful fiatterer."
That fault, reJolned her elder sis
ter, who had been up against the mat
rmontal game for three long years.
will gradually disappear rs the hon
eyluoon wanes."
oh, dear" sighed the bride. Il was
N hopes it would last forever"-C Chi
cage News.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28
A USEFUL CHAIR.
saves Time and Nerves IN Dressing
and Handling tn. Baby.

The proper caring for baby has
grown to be more and more of an art.
and among the recent acquisitions got
up for tina convenience of mother or an
attendant IN the nursery Is Il chair fit
ted. as shown IN the accompanying pic
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28
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NEW LINE OF MEMS SUITS.
We have prepared a special offering IN
mer', fine suits at a most reasonable price
The suits are cutin single and double breast
ed sack styles of finest orsteds, tweeds t'o,
A few weeks ago we would have asked
several dollars more for these garments but
in order to close them out at once, we Will
give with each suit new style pants and
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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-28

81 am glad to see this movement for
a big convention hall In Washington"
said ex-ConGressman A. NJ. Bliss of
New York It the Shoreham.
with tie building of mammoth
auditorium I am here TO predict that
the long intervals Of, dull times in
Washington will be thing OF the past.
There Is not Il week in the year that
some hlg convention could not be in
session here If only the proper housing
facilities existed. Let us have that au-
dltorium with the least possible delay"
CARL SCHOFIELD.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-05-29
Mrs. lima potts

Frequent baciache and distressing
pains, accompanied by offensive dis
charges and generally by irregular
and scanty menstruation indicate dis
placement or nerve degeneration of
the womb and surrounding organs.
The question that troubles women
Is how can woman who has some fe-
male trouble bear healthy children?
Mrs. Anna Potts, of $40 Park Avenue,
Hot Springs, Ark, writes:
My Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
" During the early part OF my married life
was delicate in health both my husband and
were very anxious for child to bless our
home, but had two miscarriages, and could
not carry child to maturity. A neighbor
who had been cured by Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound advised mo to try IL.
did so and soon felt that l was growing
stronger, my headaches and backnches left
me, had no more bearing-down pains, and
felt like new woman. Within year
became the mother Of a strong, healthy
child, the joy of our home. Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound Is certainly a
splendid remedy, and wish every woman
who wants to become mother would try IT, '
Actual sterility in woman is very
rare. IL any woman thinks she is ster.
lie, let her try Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and write to Mrs.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. Her advice Is
free to expectant or would-be mothers.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-05-29

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-05-29

hard luck. Gleason shot one through
Kim Fook when two men were on
bases. but Gleason had stepped out Of
the batter's lines and Bowers called
him out. l.. Judd closed the inning
when he caught Louis coming home
from third. In the collision Judd was
badly spiked In the head but he played
the game through.
Score by innings:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-05-29

The Kodak Enlarging Camera is in
every detail hlgh-grade and efficient
piece of apparatus. Honolulu Photo.
Supply Co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-05-29
JOYS OF MATERNITY
4 WOAAR'S BEST HOPES REALIZED
Mrs. Potts Tells How Women Should
Prepare for Motherhood

The darkest days Of husband and
wife are when they come to look for
ward to childless and lonely old age.
Many q wife has found herself inca.
pable Of motherhood owing to dis.
placement of the womb or lack Of
strength in the generatiye organs.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-05-29
WIN. 6. IRWIN { CO., LTD.

Agents for the
Royal Insurance Co. Of Liverpool, Eng.
Alliance Assurance Co. Of London,
Eng.
Scottish Union & National lns. Co. Of
Edinburgh, Scotland.
Fire Association Of Philadelphia.
Alliance Insurance Cooperation Ltd,
Wilhelma Of Magdeburg General lns,
Co.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
noe IupGE DISCUSSES POINTS.

lanes Watson. the veteran judge and
dog owner. writes In the Country CaleH-
dar of the system Of points;
ITO explain the why and wherefore or
one dog being better than another is not
u0ssibie. except by the general stale
menf that q good dog is nearer the
lt4Ddara of requirements for that pa
tlcuIar breed, which usually consists OF
about p per cent. for head proportions
the same for legs and feet. for body,
and for color and symmetry IN toe Dal-
matiah. for instance. thirty points q
given for color and markings while
head. eyes and ears have only fifteen;
the bulldog on the other hand. has
forty-hve for head and ears. while coat
and color amount 10 but FIVE points: the
collie has twenty-five for coat, color be
Ing iTnmaterial. and twenty-five for head
and ears. The St Bernard has forty Tor
head and .lfs du.. fiFr taEn t'F coat ana
color: the Pomeranian has but hftceu
FOR head and cars. fCrty-tivc points go
ing FOR coat color and tail. with fifteen
for appearance 1T may bc set down, as
governing in al breeds of dogs. that
whatever is the typical feature Of that
breed is the feature upon WAich stress
is laid ia the allotment OF points
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
Washington Hebrews
Oppose Pilgrimage

Despite the fact that a mass meet
ing Of Hebrews in New York Monday
night decided to send a delegation t.
Washington 10 parade up the avenue
TO the White House and petition th,-
Presidents interference for the lie
brews in Russia. the probabilities arr
that no such affair will take place.
Such a venture is seriously discOunte-
nanced by prominent Hebrews here
and elsewhere. Il is stated by lead
ing members Of the Society of Amari-
can Hebrews in Washington tiIat thD
action in New York was i'll advised.
and some of them viii go or write 10
New York TO protest against sending
any delegation to the White House
Simon Wolf. president OF the Society
OF American Hebrews. says that all
conservative Hebrews feel confident the
President viii do everything in his pow
or 10 bring about better conditions for
the members Of the race in Russia.
Open interference is not thought OF.
but in view of the friendly relations
now existing between this nation and
Russia. many Hebrews think a WoSd
from the President to the Car would
better matters
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
SUES FURNITURE DEALER
FOR ALLEGED INJURIES

Rosalie T. Draper has sued William II.
HOeke,. a furniture dealer in Market
space. to- recover $4,000 as damages for
alleged personal injuries She explains
TO the court that September last she
visited tho defendants place of busi-
ness and went 10 the third floor. While
returning. the elevator. she says, be-
came unmanagable. Instead of eontinu-
ing on its way when il reached the sec
ond floor. she says. it returned TO the
lfth floor
As the elevator was passing the fourth
floor. the door being open, the plaintifi
says she was told by an agent of the
defendant to jump. and at the same
time she was pushed out on the fourth
floor. She fell. she says and her left
ankle was fractured
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
American Interference
Would raunt Russia

In regard to the expressed desire OF
so many persons that the Government
Of the United States take some action
to bring about a cessation of the out
rages upon Hebrews in Russia, it Is
pointed out at the state Department that
any representations that might be made
at the present time on the subject to
the Russian government would be use
iess and irritating for the reason that
the government is itself impotent 10
preserve order.
To have that unpleasant fact rubbed
in" by appeals from the outside for pro-
lection for any particular class of Rus,
sian subjects would be exceedingly dis
tasteful and inoppOrtune.
In reply TO a recent letter addressed
TO him by Simon Wolf president of the
B'nai Birth, a Hebrew organization,
Secretary of State Root has sent a let
ter, IN which he states that the prob
lem OF doing something 10 help the Rus
sian Jews is "One which strongly at
tracts the sympathetic attention of this
Government.
Mr. Root further says,
Il quite concur in your view that at
this JunctuTe any action by this Gov
ernment looking TO the RELIEF of your
co-relig gionists I'm Russia would be in
OppOrtune and unavailinE. With the
hone for establishment OF a more lib
eTal form of government and the resto-
ration Of administrative control over
the remote scenes Of the occurrences
which are so greatly TO be deplored
this Government may look for a prac-
. teal response TO its repeated SOltcita-
tions of freer treatment of American
hebrews. and may be Ia position To
exert efficient EOO1 influence toward
tue more liberal treatment of all H.
. brews in Russia
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
HELPFUL LITTLE BROTHER.

Admiral Evans said. aproDOs of dis
appointment;
''Tke poor fellows feelings in this
misfortune must have resembled those
OF p young planter whom 1 knew in my
youth IN Virginia.
''The young man was in love with q
girl Of great beautv She had many
suitors. and TO all of them she was
more partial than to my friend: but he.
though snubbed continually. remained
Verv faithful.
.'One sunday evening. when he called,
tie girls little brother admitted him
The yOungster led him into the parlor.
went uostairs TO announce his name.
and then. returning. said:
g" Sit down. Mr.. Sparker. She will see
YOU in q few minutes
&" L I'm glad of that. 1 was afraid
she might ask to be excused, as she has
done so often before.
- No fear of that this time. ! played
a trick on her said the little brother
' How was THAR SDaTlCer asked.
&c Why said the lad. i pretended --oU
We're some one else kansas City
Journal.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
DISTRICT WILL TRY
TO GET PALMER FINE
Little Chance for Pardon for Former
Public Printer in Smoke
Law Case.

VIII Frank w Palmer, formerly Pub
lie Printer. pay the fine of fifty dollars
imposed upon him for violating the
local smoke law. or viii he suffer the
alternative penalty of six months i'm
prisonment in the District jau2
VIII the Department of Justice rec
ommend 10 the President that he be
pardOned for the offense for which he
was found guilty by the Police Court =
VIII the District Commissioners recon-
mend 10 the Police Court that the pen
atty imposed upon Mr.. Palmer be re-
mitted>
District Attorney Baker today put il
up To ar. Palmer 10 answer the first
TWO OF these questions, by asking the
Court of Appeals of the District 10
forward its mandate ssssGszzsi7E E55iiI1z the
judgment Of 1he Police Court 10 that
tribunal for execution.
In this connection il is understood
that the Department of Justice has all
ready declined TO recommend the par
don Of Mr.. Palmer and also that the
Commissioners have positively refused
tc ask that his fine be Temitted.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
IT WASN'T SOUP.

\ number OF complaints having been
sent TO an energetic public Official re-
spectlng the poor quality OF food Of
fered 10 the inmates of a certain iusti-
tuition. he finally lost patience and de-
termined 10 see for himself and at
once, whether the matter We're really
as pressing as represented.
Approaching tho institution I'm ques-
tion at about the noon hour he met at
the door of the kitchen two muscular
men bearing Il covered steaming cauI-
dron into the courtyard Place that
here" the official ordered brusquelv.
Get me a spoOni" was the next order
The man who brought the spoon was
about 10 speak. but was h4rshIv sf-
fenced before he could utter a word
Raise the iid.'
The TWO men were intjmidated by
the curtness OF the funcJiOnary as the
latter dipped the spoon and took "a
mouthful.
BAH he shouted relieving his
mouth of the liquid. DO YOU tell me
that you call that soup2 IL tastes %
me Ike dirty water"
so II is. sir" responded one Of the
men respectfully. we have Just
scrubbed the scuilery fioori"
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
NORWEGIAN MINISTER
NOT YET SELECTED
Charge Affares Hauge Does Not Think Appointment Will
Be Made Until After Middle of December-TakeS
Time TO Complete New Government

Ar Hauge. charge d'affaires of the
new Norwegian legation in this city,
and until recently a secretary of the
legation OF Sweden and Norway, in an
informal interview said:
There is nothing definite relative 10
the appointment CT minister from
Norway. As YOU know. the separation
OF Norway from Sweden took place but
recently. and to complete an ndepend-
ent government takes time.
The appointments by the new king
viii not be made until after the middle
of December. At that time, il is PROB
able, ministers Will be accredited 10 the
different nations.
Mr.. Hauge also said that there r.
hardly probable likelihood that DR.
FridtjOf Nansen VIII be appointed
The Washington times., 1905-11-08

minister 60 this country, but that If
the distinguished explorer wants it, he
VIII certainly get il. Mr.. Hauge also
expressed himself as being highly
pleased with the present state OF af-
iairs I'm Norway, ana said that no ami
mosities exist against Sweden
The United States practically recog-
nized the new independent government
Of Norway last week. when Secretary
Root accepted the credentials of Mr..
Hauge as charge d'affaires in this cOun-
try.
Mr.. Hauge was. previous 20 his ap-
pointment. secretary of the joint lega-
tion OF Sweden and Norway, under Min
lister Grip. who is now functionary only
for the first country
Mr.. HauSe has recently returned from
hot Springs, Va, and has temporarily
made the ShCreham the headquarters Of
the les etion until he has found a suit
able house.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
NIGHT SCHOOLS WANT
SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

4 recommendation has been submitted
TO the board OF education by b w.
Murch. director of public night schools,
for. the appointment of substitute teach
ers. Mr. Murch thinks the same sys-
sen should be adopted by the niEht
schools as that employed for the day
sessions.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
SECRET SERVICE MEN
WATCH BOGUS SAWBUCK

The Secret Service men are now ca
a hunt for the maker Of a bogus ten
dollar bin of the Buffalo issue.
The counterfeit. bill has made its ap-
pearance in several places. almost al
the same ti9ae ana Is ca1sIdered such
a good imitation as 10 be readily pass
ed
Three notes are now under inspection.
they all bear the number .I76012s0
series OF 1891, letter c, j. w LYONS.
Register Of Treasury and EIis ii
Roberts Treasurer Of United states. .
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
SELEE SLIDES DOWN
THE BASEBALL SCALE

CHICAGO, Nov. S.-Frank C. Selee,
former manager of the Chicago Ma
tional League club. will manage the
Pueblo club, of the Western League,
next season. according 10 President
Tin O'Neii. of that OrganiZa ton
MIR O'Nein said yesterday Mr.. Selee.
believing his health would be i'm
proved sufficiently next year for him
TO undertake work in the Colorado cli-
mate. has arranged TO secure control
of the Pueblo club, and that the West
ern League was glad 10 get him in
the field.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
LOCAL HARVARD GRADUATES
WANT CLUBS CONVENTION

Harvard Alumni met In the graduate
room of the University Club last night
10 form plans 10 secure for Washington
the convention Of Harvard clubs.
Prof Charles +. Monroe, head profeS-
sor of chemistry at George Washington.
talked on compiling the twelfth census.
on which he was engaged for several
years.
Dr. James Kendall Hosmer' OF the
class OF -. recounted some reminis-
cences of his day.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
POLICE CHIEFS
ANNUAL REPORT
Says Magistrates Should
Issue Warrants.
WOULD INCREASE FORCE
Major Sylvester FavoTs Strongly the
Establishment of More
Fairgrounds.
WOULD INCREASE FORCE
Major Syibester's
ReComn SndatiOnS

Magistrates should be allowed 20
grant warrants at all times
Policemen should be reclassificd.
The force should be increased.
Members IF the force should re-
ceive SI2CO per annum after five
years service.
Captain Boardman should receive
81 ,5on . year
There should be better laws Gov
ering the sale of drugs. junk. and
concealed weapons.
Better and more Fairgrounds
should be established.
A target range for revolver prac-
tice should be fitted up in George
town
Broader hack inspection laws
should be enacted
Throughout the year ended june
50, 32.Gl6 arrests were made by the
members of the local force.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
MUST GO.
DECLARES WITTE
Police Chief Alone Prevents
Restoring Order.
BLACKENlNG RUSSIA'S NAME
Improvement Impossible So Long as
General Remains in Office at
St. Petersburg.

BERLIN. Nov. Sin an interview
with the St. Petersburg correspondent
of the Vossische Zeitung today. Count
Witte said
Improvement in the situation is i'm
possible so long as General Trepoff,
chief of police OF St. Petersburg, remains
in office TrepOn's regime is preventing
peace. is undermining Russia's credit
and rs blackcning Russia's good name
'TrepOf's election from his official
position is essential"
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
CHRISTMAS GIFTS FIRST,
MISS ROOSEVELT NEXT

Work on the appraisiHg oC Miss
Alice Roosevelt's ton and a quarter Of
trinkcts slowed at the Georgetown Gus
tom house has not vet begun
1t may be several weeks before the
consignment VIII be touched The stack
OF Christmas importations are fuiiy oo-
cupyiug the entire official time nova
days and Miss Alice's goods may not
reach the White House before the first
of December
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
SECRETARY HANSEN
STAYS IN WASHINGTON

Mr.. Hansen, first secretary of the
Russian embassy Ia Washington. VIII
not be recalled or Transferred.
He stated this morning that the re-
ports or his transfer az an early date
foundation
Mr.. Hansen has been in Washington
for some time. lie is satisfied with his
present place.
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
SLIGHTLY CONTRADICTORY.

CGs-onlcr-N on say Seen. taut Tia.
material Is too lateSl2
Slopman-Gae fcry latest. madam.
CusiOmcr-BJ VIII It fade in the etH.
Shopmau-W Why, IL has been lying iH
the " indow for Two years. and look
how well IL has stood -Tlt-Bits-
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
BOTTOM OF MONTEREY BAY.

By means Of glass -bottomed boats IL
has been discovered that the bottom ot
Monterrey Bay, California, Is a beautiTui
submarine forest Of sea oranges. green
ribbons, horse tail and sea pompons.
Some Of the plants are thirty feet III
helzE%
The Washington times., 1905-11-08
The Other Side Heard.

One of President ROoseveit's callers
today was ex-Judge John r. Thomas,
who left a copy of the new cOnstitu-
tion adopted by the people Of Indian
Territory in August. Judge Thomas
pointed out the popuious condition Of
the Territory as one of the reasons why
Indian Territory should have separate
Statehood. He declared that her Ions
railroad mileage and commercial inter
ests fully fitted her for a position in the
SiSterhOOd of States. Judge Thomas
also declared that Indian Territory
wanted separate Statehood in order TO
declare for prohibition