Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-18
Pi-lineS and Pick-upS
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en4vHifa A GiVe-s-Welgh Did
Went out fishin'
~ other day;
Got a bite, too, fH fat %.
Right away.
Thought it was a
Whale or such,
Cause the villain
Pulled so much.
When 1t landed,
Twas a cat
Now you ask me
What o. that? in
Don't you see where
My yarn fails? -
Couldn't weigh it
II had no scales!
You don't have to go to Norway or
Alaska to see the midnight son. ASK Mr..
Newlywed H e4 sH l4a
The shah of Persia smokes 100000
pipe. And that's no pipe dream, though
it's ,dream of a pipe.
What's the matter with Kansas? Mat
ter enough funds all in busted bank,
"A q.
Probably Lawson thinks he'll get that
Rockefeller receivership job. at is
Somebody sent Governor Folk of Mis-
souri, case of bourbon whisky and he
sent it back. He isn't a bourbon Demo
crat; he's awry.
Many playwright needs an ad. under
Situations Wanted" to bring him sue
cess. HtiH .,5 tt. ilafna'a rHas tfly
It's about time for the beef trust to get
behind it's Armour. liifa Hli'3 5'i4
7asA@nassasa atiS---lGami H=tt4s =ff-e
Though Sweden and Norway. Germany
and France, or even Austria and Hun
gary go to war, Russia will maintain
strict neutrality. She'll have to. 4s r
Mr.. Quince--why do women never tell
their ages to each other? - sa sffl
Miss Applicability add to the worlds
stock of untruthfulness?
STYLE note-Efigh collars on De Beers
are very noticeable as the days grow
warmer.
FBet44a aa3gati I5iAs
Till the new crop of Moros comes on
General Leonard Wood will spend his
time cleaning up Panama. n
Either Morgan is looking for high old
time or Leopold is going broke and wants
a aloan--with the odds on the latter.
John D.-what? More money? What
did you do with the last gave your? =
John D., Jr.-Sent it to the laundry, dad.
A Kansas man has changed doctors.
The first wouldn't recommend and pre-
scribe beer for toothache, a s.a
Chauncey Depew's colleague in the SEN
ate Is Boss Tom Platt. Only recently did
people understand how well mated they
are. I all4a aa6f-s ~ NiiF ftitl-'
Mr. orange-I see, D'Actor is treading
the boards now. ...s
Mr. QulnceAYes; he ought to be walk
ing the plank .tisi n fi's4 efl
There is a. shortage Of building steel
reported. Other steals are plentiful
enough. .....-.., s.,i.,-f sa. ,at
II would he interesting to know what
Sir Walter Scott thinks of his Death
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.ft ns tHr TT tfi riffgfift fHan
syDaests My Bungalow uFafl lt
No palace crave l, such as king might
own, M eut4 Hsft s4#~r
Filled with. its treasures priceless, rich
ana rare;
No castle rearing high its crest of stone
with turret cleaving thro the lofty air,
Not these; nor yet villa, stately, grand,
Fit for the housing Of a mighty man
These be the wishes of the lordly band;
Let those possess them. tho. who would
and can. 1904 "a tet
For me, my heart but asks bungalow
Unique. apart, mine own concept and
plan,
Opening wide its doors to those I know
And shutting out the scheming char
latan. esa Hete3
My books. my pictures--treasures all to-
Because they're mine about me J would
li place; 4ni t4A 43iiahai.i. nl
A simple life in such a home would be
a dream Of love, Of luxury and grace.
so-'us dream. But my minds eye can
see
The hillside, flowers. palms, And as we
God grant that ana that ineomparable
May have our bungalow ere we go
Homel aslM fiaaisu e'
w. H. c.