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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29

A story is told of a dying rabbi,
who had been all his lifetime ex.
tremely religious, but had likewise al
ways suffered much want and misery.
d o know" he said to those in
the sick-room, "if, after all the sad
experiences l have had in the past,
there is no future life, l shall be
greatly amused"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29

A %cartoonist in Manila was pre-
scented to genial Secretary Taft. And
so you are the man." exclaimed the
secretary, that has been taking lib
critics with my facet" Guilty"
pleaded the c~aricaturist; "but re-
member that your face is my for
tune"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29

In Bennington county court last week
James Mallory, indicted for larceny
from the store of A. X. Richie & Co.. of
Bennington. was arraigned. He pleaded
not guilty and furnished bail in 81 200
for appearance for trial,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29
STRAY sToRYETTEs.

A certain gentleman on being
asked to subscribe toward sending
out a missionary to one of the can
nibal islands of the Pacific, is report
ed to have answered, in the most dis
couraging manner Certainly not.
] am a vegetarian"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29

Il know a woman" says Belva A.
Lockwood, who got a modern serv-
ant, a cook, from a noted cooking
school. On the third day she an
nounced that he was going to leave.
You only keep two servants she
said to her mistress. and I've been
accustomed to living where there re
four, which suits me better on ac-
count of my Partially for BRIDGE"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29

A r~cd-headed man one night raked
up enough courage to propose to a
girl with whom he was very deeply
and sincerely in love. She replied
to his suit in a sad voice: I'm very
sorry, George, but | could never mar
ry anyone with red hair" I'm very
nothing said her sutton. my barber
tells me that at the rate my hair is
falling out I'll be completely bald in
two years"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29
Sour


No appetite, loss OF strength. nervous
ness, headache. constipation, bad breath.
general debility, sour risings, and catarrh
OF the stomach are all due TO indigestion.
kodol cures indigestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices OF diges-
ton as they exist in a healthy stomach,
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol Dys-
pepsia Cure does not only cure Indigestion
and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
cures all stomach troubles by cleansing.
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr.. s.. S. Ball. Of Ravenswood, W, Va. says:-
:" was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years.
kodol cured me and we are now using II IN milk
for baby"
kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only. Sl.oO Size holding ~ times the trial
size, which sells for so cents.
Prepared by e. o. DeWITT & co., CHICAGO.
Sold by W. n. sheldon. Middlebury; south
Side Drug store, Bristol.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29
W A N T { D

Having established a port
able saw mill in East Bird
port, we are in the market
for Eastwood and Butternut
in the log, delivered at the
mill yard. Enquire Of J, NJ.
Dixie at the mill site, or write
or telephone to us at New
Haven Mills, VT. :: -:
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29
VIII Purchase

IS dehorned steers, two or three
years old also 20 steer calves. Phone
or write TO
E. N. BISSELL,
53-4tc East Shoreham, VT.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-12-29

anu 10 lHc ~ llOllN III lot
strength and purity. 1t is sold
in almost all the civilized coun-
tries of the globe.
If the cod fish became extinct
it would be a worldwide calam-
ity, because the oil that comes
from its liver surpasscs all other
fats i'll nOurishing and life-giying
properties. Thirty years ago
the proprietors of SCOTS Emul-
sion found Il way of preparing
cod liver oil sothat everyone can
take it and get the full value of
the oil without the Objectionable
taste. SCOTS Emulsion is the
best thirg inthe world for weak,
backward children, thin. delicate
people, and all conditions of
wasting and lost strength.
Send for free sample. |
SCOTT Is BOVINE, CHEMISTS
4o9-4I5 PEARL STREET. NEW YoRK
soc. ana sLO0. an druggists.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08

With his abundant skill in dramatic writ
ing. his sense OF life and OF fun his native
philosophy. why has Labichc written no
pure comedy Of the first ORDER Because
he was too modest 10 realize his power. one
is tempted to saw. and his critics too blind
to reveal it 20 him. Unfortunately for this
hvpothesis. he wrote one comedy for the
Fraucais Moi -ndy in eeolism and
aitrusm which gives us a line on his ability
10 put the case somewhat fatty it is ia the
main rather pretentious failure l. may
be. a. Angler suggests. that the sense Of
the majesty of the stage for which he was
writing ntimidated him and deadened his
powers Of creation that If he had persisted
he would have triumphed. Perhaps, But
the fact remains that he did not per-ist
There II q saying on the prairie~ that what
/, into q man will come outeu him.
In certain passages 81 Moi however.
1abiche ha- reached very considerable
heights His cplloqtv between two old
cyclists or rather one unconscious egoiist
aud one conscious philosopher Of egoism
suggest a similarly brilliant passage ia
Oscar wide THE Importance Of Being
Earnest and suggests it not the least in
the fact thar IL Is no much triIer and better
ono brief bit m the last act Angler ranges
on The highest level 81 Dumas in order ~
deter her uncle from marrying n young
girl 9 youthful widow tells him all she her
self suffered In similar marriage But
your husband?" demands tho old esotis,
" on. hel' she replies, he was very happy,-
Eh. bien. alorsl" the uncle exclaiins what
nre you talking about"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08
Hear Dogs Stratrg,

From ne NcT Orleans Times D. m0er1'
Talking about strategists. the well trained
bear dos can make all kinds If rings around
some ~ the military experts ne are reading
about in these days. said q man from A.
kansas
Back in Arkansas some years aTo had
occasion TO give some LITTLE attention 10 ora
NJ these humble sfrltsclsts and under ny
point OF the dog tor boo VAS very old, almos'
blind and didn't hHrs tooth in his head
Bot was % briudle dog NJ edum size, and had
ihe most puguacinls temperament | have
over known rte VAS the leader always o.
the PACK. 1ud no better leader could hive
beer found tor he was the most successful
dog In 70 beqr campaign ! ever knew Dog
that fought U'th him followed him strictl'
IN his methods His plan WAS TO limi- ft7
Ioue OF operations 70 the smallest possible
radius and it was q conspicuous fact 30 r's
career that no bear ever succeeded iu Eeff.
more than 100 Yards from the point OF me
first attack lie simply could not get avs
from Bob and the dogs that followed h.r
Bot fought in circle and for An evider'
iu-iead OF going in any ono straight d.
rcction tho boar would keep whiring around
iu 20 circle. bohS plan In limiting the gore
of operations was 20 make rolief quicker
When va heard him open NJ We kneE
We could 90 straight 70 him ss The be-'
would not be allowed 10 make much progress
and w" never made any mistake about tbs
Sometimes We would watch him for rf'a
before Hadiug into the slaughter, Just -
tho simple grandeur ~ he perforuHrc
the ease and cleverness With which h.
Trcfed his forces.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08

akin 10 the herbs before they were In the
field and the flowers before they grew.
There is curious remoteness suggested
between the artist and his world, rs IT, to
preserve his ideal in int gritty. he must see
things from afar on. But Just the blue
distance awakens the most Intimate emotion.
so this remoteness in his work brings II
nearer to the heart and all other landscapes
seem almost gross in comparison.
Yet these famous artists. and the others
who worked at Fontainebleau and Bar
biaon, are said to have painted in the won
derfu ways they did only because they
had opportunity TO study an exhibition OF
works by Constable Constable revealed
to them new way, his own way, OF looking
at nature, and they improved upon what
they learned from him.
This lie what the opportunity Of studying
great contemporary artists means. and
this is the chance it is sought 10 give the
artists Of Ireland. II this fine collection Of
pictures at the Royal Hibernian Academy
can only be secured. the Irish National
Gallery Of Modern Art will be one Of the
most significant and informing collections
in the world. Az good an offer as this of
the Stats Forbes pictures will not come
again.
II is desired Of course TO briild a gallery
as we'll but until this could be done the
pictures would be housed and shown
by the Royal Hibernian Academy To
further the project in every way. a pro-
visional committee has been formed. con-
sisting Of the Earls of Drogheda and Mayo,
Sir Thomas Drew. P.RHA Leut.-Co.
Hutchinson Poe. T. Harrison Cex-Lord
Mayor Of Dublin. and Mr.. Hugh p. Lane.
People over there are doing what they
can, and elsewhere some are helping viii
hngly and generously; but the total amount
required. though nothing TO millionaire.
il very large for Ireland. Perhaps il is
best TO say frankly that the present writer
has received letter from Hugh p. Lane,
stating that "our only hope OF getting the
whole amount Of money necessary to
purchase this great and unique collection
at the Royal Hibernian Academy viii
depend on Americ a. referring Of course,
to Americans of Irish blood and sympa-
thies
There should be no need TO say any more
The cause is a splendid one. In every way
II Is lnselfsh and destined TO benefit. not
merely the Ireland of to-day. or Of the
future, but through these the whole Of the
intellectual world.
II men Of Irish blood are proud Of the
old homeland-and which of them is not?
they may we'll consider it an honor TO further
a scheme that will add 20 the graces of Ire
land. the source of that pride This ia to
promote the culture and development Of
Irelanda gifted children, and to advance
her and their prestige among the nations
Of the earth. Be II noted. there If here no
question OF fame, a notoriety. that passes
with the lives of factions or of generations.
but Of fairer, loftier fame, creative and
refining in its essence, and enduring as the
human race itself.
CHRISTOPHER MEAsE
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08
TOLD BY THE OLD CIRCtS MAN.
4 Brief story Giving Some Notion Of the
Size Of the Great Ginnt,s Foot

Let me give you, said the old circus
man. some idea Of the size Of the great
giants foot.
In our winter quarters we had one year
a cook who was very great on pies He
could make mince pies in particular, that
even AZ this distance Of time | remember
with pleasure.
THE cooks kitchen OF course. was on
the ground floor Of the house. and it was
right next 10 the giants room. which. you
NAV remember | told you. we made high
enough for him by taking out the
floor above, thus carrying biz room
up through two stories in height. You
may remember my telling YOU about the
door we made FOR him, too carried up
through both stories, making a door like
the scenery door Of a theatre high enough
50 that the giant could walk in and out Of
his room without stopping.
We'll II 80 happened that the kitchen
door was right close by the giants door;
and one day when the cook had been max
ing some Of those minCe pies he SET seven
Of them out on The snow. just before dinner
20 cool You see some Of our men liked
their minoe pie hot and some liked it cold:
and the cook set out seven Of them that
day to cool
But the giant he didn't know there
were any pies there. and he started out Of
his high door, just after the cook put the
pies out. to take little stroll
The cook was still standing by the window
in the kitchen. looking at the pies y minute
TO see If they were MI right when he sees
the giants foot and leg coming forward
out Of his door. and
'Hey' he sings out 10 the giant
But n vas too late. The giant couldn't
recover himself and down his foot came
on those seven inince pies cooling on Va
the snow, completely obiterating four Of
them and pretty well using ny tho other
three.
so that day everybody bad to take his
mince pie hot.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08
Young Hunters Hard I.uca

f.rri N hcHnorc Amcrit1s
Some wears 80. said D. 2 Moore when
lived down or the eastern shore n M1ry-
land. where I vas born. had passed a whole
day cunning rabbits ana Aai not KILLED one
Ou my ray homr through the GODS I met
a bo, mo had 49,. r4byt Ashamed to 90
home empts hand D ? gave inc bow - 'ents
for his rabbit
i then SID 10 myself Z viii ne Mr.
Rabbit 70 hlsh 1II F't nim. and ihr 'olks
- home tIll Say "a shot % f1omt took
ohor-trng and fasfaued p.r rabbit 20 "A
hush and then stood on. took am md fred
When ne gun Ind .touped Eickuc Z saw
Nj Rabbit living through the woods NJ
bullet had cut the shoestring In twain and
had SCI the litile animal free
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08

nnfesthetic II II had not been for the hap
piest Of accidents. Emile Angler went to
visit his old friend on his estates and being
left to himself in the library, took up one
Of Iabiche's plays. He was ANA zed to
find that II read a. well and better than IL
acted. and spent the rest OF the day reading
piece after piece When his host returned
he was full OF enthusiasm, and asked why
ne had never published his Theatre With
characteristic modesty. Iabiche objected
that his little plays were not works and that
+ he were to take them at all seriously
his grammar to say nothing of his syntax.
would rise up and smite him, But Augier
Persisted and Iabiche perhaps rnmem-
herring that his friend had been too lazy
70 write preface TO his own Theatre, agreed
with the stipulation that Angler should
stand "a his sponsor 20 the public
Anglers enthusiasm carried him TO the
length Of some five pages of large type
which are prefyed to the ton volumes If the
plays-about fifty in ell. Most Of his space
he gives to recounting now he came TO be
responsible for the venture Hut he stood
none The less re-olutely 70 his guns Ia.
biche gains i0o per cent when read -
] admire Labiche mold him master.
end without any hyperbole. for there ara
ns many degree- Of ma-terhood a. there
ore province, IN art The hierarchy Of
TIVE schools Is nothing all that counts Is
not 20 be pupil It is in this sort of thing
that CHsars saving holds most true
Better first in a village than second in
Rome prc.er renters 10 Giilio
Romano and Lehiche to Crehillon pore"
reapit -.n. 81 re,.fntfftt .. 4l,o D.,
tian public. and indeed 20 the world 7
don't suppose any Theatre complei wrote
Sarccy. mot even that Of Angler himself
or Durna- has sold better than that Of
Iahiche Anyway. none has ever been
more read. and especially In Paris
What Jolly hur~ts OF laughter wo have
had IN reading two or three Of an oven
ing some Of those scenes that rot the mid
rif shaking An the royety OF it.
good healthy certifying guyoiy'" On The
stage, too Iabicno gained new lie This
very original Of Cousin Billy lie Voyage
de NJ Perrichon va- revived on the
classic boards Of the Odeon. end al Paris
reused Itself from ~ an1sthetic slu1'her
20 applaud i a. a masterpiece
In England S. v Henley echoed the
cry Of Angler and Sarcav- though rlkened
Labiche 20 Honore Daumicr the king Of
oaricaturists- rather than to Teniers The
lusty frankness. the jovial ingenuity the
keen s,nse Of thu ridiculous. the in,1tis BILE
instinct Of observation Ut the drnught4-
man arc a great par Of th. Instinct Of the
playwright tucirr notes that truth l.
verywhe-e 10 Labcha'- work and Angler
IS right lie is before everything drama
tist-an artist, that is, whose function
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08
weather Man Paid the rrne

From ne SoiurddU Fleming Pot
4 group Of Young men. many OF them
officials in the Government service. recently
met in tho smoking room Of Washington
clubhouse ~ the suggestion OF one o. no
party ~ WHs a greed that The one first talking
shou should be fined dollar. but the evening
passed and no fines had been imposed
Nr Willie l.. Moore chief Of the Weather
Bureau, overcgat on and hat In hand. arns.
at last 10 20.
Good evening. said he.
Hold on there. dollar please sho1fst
several in unison.
Mr.. Moore stra ghtened back as though
he had been hit blow, looked puzzled then
Tinncd, and. without word, hshe1 GUY thH
dollar .ksasa---
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08
Not a safe Juror

From nc CAica1o Tribune
Attorney for defence. one more cues ton,
Mr. Plunkctt Wave you any prejudice in
this oaso, ono way or tho other"
Talesnan. No. sir
Attorney. II you should hc accepted
as Juror do Won think you could render
a verdict In accordance Nth the law and tho
evdence9-
Iale-man. = think ! couid
Attorney. after whispered conference with
bis client: Your Honor. ven excuse Mr
Plunkstt--
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08

One Of the most confusing factors in the
problem was that Fitch and Lahiohe
are so very like. In the parodic words
of J. X. S..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-08

The history Of lie Voyage dc VI PERI
chon' Is thar Of Tabiche in miniature In
his original article ON the play. u rs true
OSept. II, lseO). Sarcey saw all it, e1traor-
binary virtues and reported them TO
admiration. Repeating the saying OF a
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-03
MARTIN ADSON IS
APPOINTED G. p. A.
CONTINUED from page one.

Continued from page one.
been earned by long and faithful
service with the company. He has
been 10 its employ for about twenty
years. Previous to entering Mr.,
Hibbard's Office, nine years ago, he
was several years in the accounting
department, and throughout his
work has been Of high order Of
excellence, he being regarded as one
Of the company's most valuable
hen. Mr.. Maney's services under
Mr.. Hitbard during the latter's
long and successful management OF
the company's passenger traffic have
been OF a very valuable nature. He
has attended to much of the impor-
tant detail work, and is an efficient
and effective man. Mr.. Hubbard has
placed much reliance on him, and is
q great admirer OF his excellent
abilities. Mr.. Nancy is generally
popular in Marquette, aud his re-
moval from the city will occasion
much regret. His friends hope it
will precede rapid advance in the
passenger traffic business.
George w. Hubbard wants to be
in the City of Mexico soon after the
18th Of this month, to take over his
duties as the general passenger
agent OF the National Lines Of Mex.
leo, so the time for his departure is
close to hand. Mr.. Hubbard plans
to first make general study OF the
immense passenger traffic OF the
National Lines, which have a mile
age OF $500. Later on he will apply
himself to matters OF administrative
detail. Mr.. Hibbard thinks with
regret OF his approaching departure
from Marquette, but the regret he
feels on this point is not to be COM
pared with tina. freely expressed by |
bis Marquette friends. ~
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-03
('Daily. tDaily except Sunday. }

checked free on each fall ticket and Is pounde on
half ticket. All In excess Of such free ALLOW
snes vii b charged for in accordance with pub
Always mark name and destination on bse.
gage, and make . note Of the number of The
check. which will aid Identification and recovery
in case Of loss.
Fortiskets, time tables and other In
formation appiytt
e. P. SeHuL1s,
Ticket AGENT.
HAnss. Mich
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-03
LATE NEWS
Brief Summary or tho Leadins
Events or the
Week

The Peoples United States bank,
ct st. Louis, has closed its doors.
The gunboat Dubuque will be put
10 commission at the New York navy
yard today.
1t is announced that Secretary
Morton will retire from the cabinet
July 1st.
In an address at the dedication Of
the Art Gallery at Buffalo, N. T.,
Thursday, President Eliot, OF Har-
yard College, scored the public school
system.
Fifteen thousand people saw the
American motorcycle races at Mus
kegon, Mich, Tuesday. Stansen, Of
Muskegon, defended his champion
ship title against competitors from
six states.
it is said that the richest man 10
the world is John d. Rockefeller,
with the Gear OF Persia a close
second. Rockefeller's fortune is es-
timated at $500, 900, 900. "Uncle"
Russell Sage has only 500, 600, 600.
At the unwilling OF the statue Of
General Henry W. Slocum, in Brook
lyn, N. Y, Decoration Day, Presi-
dent Roosevelt made the principal
address, and paid glowing tribute
to the memory OF the departed hero
Of the Civil War.
Miss Amy Mcmillan, daughter OF
the late Senator James Mcmillan, OF
Michigan, will be one of party Of
girl friends OF Miss Alice Roosevelt
to accompany the presidents daugh-
ter on her trip to the Orient and
the court OF Japan. The party will
sail July 9th.
It is announced that the enumera-
tors now taking the state census
hope to be able to show that Greater
New York is fast becoming the
largest city in the world. London
has population Of 4,536, 541, while
the New York authorities are fgur-
ing on 3,94s, 1911.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1905-08-03

y
sentiment ON your side. As /
said before there is nothing
which can stand before the pub
lie sentiment of an outraged peo-
pie. 1t is the God-given right
for every man to labor, and it is
God-given right for man to
convert his Drawn and muscle
into support for his wife and
children.
You men have right to organ
ize and better. your condition
but you have no right to say that
man who does not organize
with yon shall not work and sup
port his wife and children. 1t
would be better if all men would
organize. But if a few men re-
fuse to organize with you that
does not give you the right to
say they shall not work. This is
a country in which every man is
given the right to do as he
pleases so long as he does not
violate the law. But it is vio-
lation of the law for you men, or
any set of men to say that man
shall not labor where he pleases.
] have had mum Der of union
men to come to ne and complain
of the firing of guns around their
houses, of the firing of guns at
their feet while walking throw
ing the cinders over them. Mr..
W.Myers at one time, if not now,
the Vice President of your or
ganization states to me that
there has been guns fired around
his house by non-union men
when his wife was not in condi-
tion to stand any sort of nervous
shock. These conditions cannot
exist in the Volunteer State, in
the midst of the brave and fear
less people who have proven
themselves to be men, men that
are not afraid to stand up> for
right no matter what may be the
result. But you are a class of
men that l believe will not vio-
late the law. | know that you
are men that cannot be intimi-
dated and l know that you will
not stand for any one to violate
the law but you will stand up
for law and order.
d. II r. =