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The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23
Hi. Father Wa. Athlete.

DR.. Dudley OF Arlington. Mass,
tells this story of his man David and
his housekeeper. who had great con-
fidence In all that David said and did /:
One day David was in the barn. do
ing something which caused visitor
to say: You're quite an athlete,
aren't your"
well. yes" replied David; where.
upon the housekeeper, who stood
near, said: why, I thought you
told me you was Scotch
We'll" said David. my mother
was Scotch. but my father was ath.
lete."
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23
THE LATE BISHOP MERRILL A
VETERAN OF METHODIST CHURCH

News Of the death OF Bishop Stephen
M. Merrill came as shock to the
city. where he had labored for the last
twenty-eight years. says Chicago dis
patch. Although he was so years old.
and had retired from active duty, his
health, according to his friends. was
as robust as usual when he left Chi
cago with Bishop Mcdowell to attend
a general missionary conference in
New York.
He presided at the sessions of Nov.
II, and showed no Indications of weak
ness beyond the remark that he found
1t more dif1icult than usual to keep
track Of parliamentary business" Nov.
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23

people. His alleged crimes include
the following: Jacob Haugh, his
father, murdered Nov. 4, in Dayton.
Ohio; Mary Frances Haugh, his moth
err. murdered Nov. 4, in Dayton; Jesse
Haugh, his brother, murdered Nov. 4.
in Dayton; Mrs. Mary Twohey. Of
Lima. murdered in Lorain. Ohio. in
1904; unknown woman. murdered In
Toledo In 1904; John Paris of Loraiu.
his patient. who died under mysterious
circumstances In 1904.
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23
A Wooden Wedding.

York clergyman one evening and were
kept waiting for him for some time.
I'm sorry to have kept you walt.
ing" the minister remarked as he en-
tered his library, but I have just
had I'd perform wooden wedding in
the church
What" said one of his visitors. Il
never heard Of such a thing. What
kind Of ceremony was it,"
oh. answered the clergyman. with
twinkle in his eye. at was the mar.
rage Of couple of Poles"
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23

chosen to teach Germans American his.
tory. He will occupy the Theodore
Roosevelt chair of American history"
to be established at Berlin university
with an endowment of $4,000, given
by Jacob Speyer of New York.
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23
To st,uneh Wounds.

For wounds of all kinds there is
rothing better than peroxide Of hydro
gen, save where the bleeding is pro-
fuse. Sometimes bandage kept wet
IN witch hazel will prevent further
trouble there.
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23
Sketch Of Bishop Merrill.

Stephen Mason Merrill was born
Sept. 16, 1926, at Mount Pleasant, JEFF
ferson county, Ohio. His father, who
was son of New Hampshire minute
man of the revolution, was shoe
maker and taught his son the same
trade. The family moved to Green
field. Ohio, where young Merrill Joined
the Methodist church in 1912 and was
licensed to preach in 1916. before he
was 20 years old.
His educational advantages were
slender, considering his subsequent
success. Besides the studying he did
while at work as shoemaker. he had
only few years at the public schools
and year at the South Salem acad-
envy and the special training OF a
scholar and teacher. Rev. DIR. James G.
Blair. But being possessed of fine in
tellectual abilities, he applied himself
so assiduously that before his death he
was considered not only well-read
man and fine theologian, but fair
Latin. Greek and Hebrew scholar.
He was admitted to the Ohio confer
ence in 1916. the year made memorable
by the secession of the Methodist
church. south, from the general con-
ference His first appointments were
to the Monroe, Wilmington, Roseville,
Worthington. Marysville. Groveport
and Pickering circuits and he was af-
terward pastor successfully Of
churches at Granville. GAINESVILLE and
Portsmouth. Ohio.
In 1859 he was transferred TO the
Kentucky conference and was first pre-
siding elder of the Maysville district
and then pastor of church in Gov
ington. In 1863 he was transferred
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23
Expeet New EnaII.h cardin.I.

1t is considered probable that Most
Rev. Francis Bourne, archbishop of
Westminster. will be chosen as the
fifth cardinal to he appointed at the
next consistory in Rome.
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23
CHARGED WITH MANY MURDERS.

Or. o. c. Haush, Ohio Physician, A.
legged Wholesale Poisonsr.
DIR. Oliver Crook Haugh, alleged
fratricide. parricide and multi-mur.
derer. has been arraigned In Dayton.
Ohio. on charges Of killing several
The Meeker herald., 1905-12-23

~ he preached at the Fleet street
church in Brooklyn at the request of
the Rev. E. G. Richardson, the pastor.
At the close of the sermon, which
he delivered with his usual clearness
and yigor. he complained of slight
asthmatic trouble. He was urged to
rest during the afternoon, and went
out to Keyport to spend the rest of
the day at the residence Of Mrs. Jose
phine A. Brown. an old family friend.
In the evening he was taken suddenly
i'll, and died at 11:10 O'Clock, despite
the efforts of three physicians.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05
suRaEapER or PORT ARTHUR.

The capitula'isn Of Port Arthur
closer one Of the nest exciting AMI
memorable chapters Of The japanese
Russian war. The record Of courage
and heroisin on the part of the be
siegers and bessie ged is unsurpassed in
all the annals of ancient or modern
warfare What the Japanese accon'p
lIshed was st the outset thonsat i'm
possible. Russian engiaeers DECLARED
fhe fortress impreguahle and military
observers of all nations found IN II an
Asiatlc Gibraltar which well garrison
"a could hold out against assaults by
sea on land as long as It's supply Oi
food and ammunition lasted. The as
aault on Port Arthur was entrusted 10
the third Japanese array. under Geo
eral Nogi. and ais successful condrct
OF an enterprise &C renlcus is the
crowning feat Of Japanese arms in the
present var. II has cost an immense
sacrifice OF life. but the advantage
gained Icy the vietors is of incaicul-
able y4lre.
Ths oapiiulation OF Port Arthur not
only liberates the Japanese leet but a
goodls number of seasoned Japanese
troops as well. which cab be sent p
reinforce Marshal Oyara. Relieved
from the necessity of mainlaining the
blockade of Port Arthur Togo's hee'
will DE free TO deal with NladiyostoS
which probably sill he much less
formidable task than the one jusr
ended. thoueh SladiyostoS Is strongly
fortified. y IS believed, however, that
the Pacific fortress can not withstand
a long siege or make any effective re
slstance 20 a powerful hombardment
Perhaps conditions there are such as
"a make it Impracticable 10 attack the
place at once but its fall Is necessary
10 Japans complete success and nm
dorh;edly 4 will be attacked as soon
ar Il is practicable TO DO SO. Whether
or not the Baltic lce- win continue on
its voyage remains TO be seen. hut
should It DO SO II win be IN tha
quandary of having nc destination
save soac section " tie olen sea
within nnrg Instance OF tho Japanese
The purpose oi sending the feet was
the relief Of Post ArthpY Il Is not
easy 10 see what Il could Tow ao.
eompllsh. since II Is adm tilted THAI T.
Is not strong enough TO successfully
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05
$500 REWARD FOR WOMEN
WHO CANNOT BE CURED.

WHO CANNOT BIZ CURED.
SO uniformly successful has Dr. Pierces
Favorite Prescription proven in all forms
Of Female Weakness, prolapsus, or Falling
Of Womb, and Leucorrhea, that, after over
a third Of a century's experience in curing
the worst cases Of these distressing and
debiltatiug ailmeEts, Dr. Pierce now feels
fully warranted in Offering 10 pay $500 in
cash for any case Of these diseases which
he cannot cure.
IT STANDS ALoNE-The "Favorite Pre-
scripuonn stands alone, as the one and
only remedy for these distressingly COM
mon forms Of weakness, possessed oi such
positively specific curative properties as to
warrant its makers in proposing and
binding themselves to forfeit, as the pro-
prietors of that wonderful remedy here
by do, to pay the sru Of 5000 in legal
money of the United Statcs IN any case Of
the above diseases in which after a fair
and reasonable .rial of our treatment, we
fail to cure. No other medicine for
the cure Of woman's peculiar ailments Is
backed by such a remarkable guarantee (,
no other medicine for woman's ills Is pos
sessed OF the unparalleled curative prop
critics that would warrantit its manufacturers
in making such an offer no other remedy
has such a record of cures on which to base
such a remarkable offer.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05
THE NEW YORK TIMES
AAppX ME N XEAp

F7HFTN iNE W RAN
The New York : ines has celebrated
the beginning Of the new wear by nov
ing into new nome Of its own Il is
able to beast tha, the new huilding
raises its roof nearer to the clouds
than any other structure in New York,
and that from the lowest basement
level to ;he roof it is higher thun any
other building in the city
New York builders are having n
fsenzied little tir1e in trying to Quito
each other in ijgh buildings The
Times. although it has moved three
miles uptown from its old location,
could not get rid Of the fever end its
building stands like a colossal monu
ment OF tower in the midst Of petty
little four, Eve and sly story struc-
tsires. From the curb to 'he tap OF the
observatory rail IL measures 562 feet
s& inches. Beneath are the. base
ments, which adj "a feet and q inch
more, making a total of 4t9 feet ~.
inches Add ffiy-six and three-quar-
ters feet Il fagnole for good measure
and the building, cvorythins included
can claim a height of i7C foet 6is in
ches. rhe Washington monument
measures s55 feet in height but OF
course, that Is solid masonry front
ground to top II The Times had only
thought to make SIS fiagpole seventy.
fve feet higher II could have claimei
more records rnd maze happier s-art
10 the wear
Nevertheless, The Times has ahcnt
everything 50 be thankfu' f'r in the
way IT accommodations hat news
pare- ctuld wish 1t has reserved
ten stories OF tie huiidiue 10Y SELF.
in addition to TIE space IL uees for rs
presses in the second sub basement.
II Is how equipped to prin. "A GOO sIS
teen.page papers an hour me il ha
floor room for presses enough 10 tribe
that output
The Times receives the congratula'
tsons OF aewsraperdon on its pros
poets for the future.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The Washington Post, which occu.
pies a high perch above The clouds of
partisanrhip and see things through
an uncolored lens. declares at the
close OF an analytical political editcr
ial III envthing In he relation 70
parties and candidates in 1908 is sndi.
Gated by the election returns Of 1909.
il is that William }. Bryan is by all
odds the most influential member Of
the Democratic party"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Evidently a lot oc the congressman
harbor the suspicion tnat the proseny
generation will not see the completion
Of the Panama canal II the canal COM
mission Is 10 coptirue 70 the end OF
the job at salary # $4,000 per
capita The Dawos commission, in
Indian territory, 5 a o'zen wears oil
aud Ii has hardly got it's hand in yet.
mo reference TO the public treasury
this last.l
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

CF-rst published n the naily Leader
lanua-y 5, 1860
Application FIR Liquor License.
Territory Of Oklahoma I.oean County
IS
Notice is hereby given shat
Heinz a. praun
has this day fled in ths office Of the
County Clerk in and for said County
his petition. asking that license be
granted hin to sell at wholesale malt
liquors on
Lots to -, block 22 Second ward.
CITY Of Guthrie, in said County ard
Territory.
If no protest he filed on or before
January 10, 1:G5.
his petition viii be granted and
license issued
Witness my hand AMI tho seal of
said County hereto affi'ed tbs
18th day # January. 1905
(SEAl.)
ME- Traps, County Clerk.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The Boston Globe refers to "all this
squdee on Boston's sidewalks p For
the information Of the uncultured W.
VIII explain that The snow has turned
into slush npder the Influence of The
sun and the feet Of the pedestrians.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Or. Irvine hints ma. he is the son
of an English duke. one who is very
near to the throne Mrs Chadwick
pretended TO ne the daughter of An
drew Carnegie. It is becoming dan
rerous to he great.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Or. Chadwick announces that no IS
going to write a book THIS VIII come
as a shock TO the people who have
heretofore been inclined 10 sympa-
thize with him
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

DR.. Wiley, the chemical expert Of
The department Of agriculture, tells
us that most Of tho mineral water Is
adulterated ard poisonous. in other
words unlike poctG 1t Is made not
born. But is branch water with lit.
tie dash OF salt q Il injurious?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Tho commissioner uf internal rev
enue reports decrease Of 1l66l,729
gallons n the production Of WHISKY
and other alcoholic lidCora during ths
past wear. Wonder # these statistics
are reliable?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

In reply TO his brother cleIeymen.
who are viewing him with alarm, DR..
Lyman Abbott explains that be be-
lieyes in God and the divinity of Jesus
Christ Wen the rest are minor de-
tails. z we know the Book
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The fact remains that Nan Patter-
son might have more strongly i'm
pressed the jury with her innocence
OF the charge against her had he'
brother in law not hid out
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Dispatches from Cork indicate that
hoycoitins has loFt none Of rs power
in the land of rs origin. despite 'he
transplartiny Of lhe system to the
United States.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Aleyien who. before the war start
ca, Informed the car tina. Port Arthur
could never be taken. VIII have con-
siderable trouble in meking it appear
that he was not talking through his
f1r can.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Professor Crook, OF IN, Northwest
era university, VINO Was married re.
Gently after having male much adver-
tising capitol out Of his assertion thai
he had never kissed female. says he
win write poem entitled My First
Kiss" He ought to he deharred by
the poetic statute cf limitation.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

President Roosevelt is said to be
one of a company, mostly composed Of
lsnglishI?en. that win eNcavate Her
culaneum, the bnried Ronlsn city. The
president is versatile.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Now they are accusing that MIGHT
gan professor who declared that a
woman ought not to colanit marl-
monS until she is able q support a
husband OF heinq race suicider
Mavhe he knows the age
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Were Il not for the church cries
DR.. Irviue hotly ii would lie my duty
10 horsewhip hin. Ci'ishop Talbot fof
making the statement he dill" Wen
.-ahem-sometimes muscular Chris
tianity' Is an ad ni,able thing.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Tom Lawson and Pop Dodge both
fear they ere married. Tor aseassina
tiou. Heaven forbl1i for the gaiety
of nations
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

One Indiana Girl shot another fer
giving a young mar kiss. Some Of
the scientists say kissing s dangerous.
" seems to be-in indiana.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Il IS announced that Admiral skryl
Ion Is TO have another fleet lie VAS
unfortunate IN haips unaflc 10 reach
the Por' Arthur feet after being an
pointed commander OF It. Or per-
haps he looks al Il the other way.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The government of India offers a
prize Of sls5 to all Officers who will
learn aud pass an eyainination in the
Tihetan language. Better learn Rus
sian too.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

After Mre. Chadwick has been found
to be insane, It win be up to the
learned alieniats 20 coin prefix fo7
mania" to fit her not 50 uncommon
oara
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The alicnists employed by the law
yeis Of Mrs Chadwick for the rurloss
are pretty ceittin to find that the
madam has bug-infesied heau
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05
TO OUR PATRONS

is far from beins a theory.
When a fellow feels that he Is ali
to the mustard he must be hot stuT.
Some men can he bribed with moth
ing more substantial than promises.
Truth often comes in the form Of a
capsule that We don't want to swal-
low.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

a scientist declares that the best
thing possible for ones health is hav-
ing a hobby Then most cf as shonld
be IL rohust health.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Australian statesmen seem Ia take
kindly 20 the Chamberlain weferen-
tial pcllcS, but ir the language OF the
oihers are smelling the
tram
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

II is clear enough that General Miles
is a Democrat. he had an opportunity
10 draw two Official salaries. but In
sisted ON drawing only ore.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Mrs Chadwick has teariully begged
her husband TO trust her. She seems
to have given Hp the practice Of get.
ting trusted on the strength Of Car
negle notes
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Dr. Chady ick vas nervous when he
reached New York. which would in
dicate that his wife had 4 corner on
the nerve of the famiiv
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The salt trust has gone out Of busi-
ness, bui the attorney general Of the
United States didn't pu; 1t out of busi
nfqc
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

cope with the Japanese feet. There
are some first class moiern ships IN
the Russian squa3son aod as q whole
it is not very much interior to the
fleet Of fapan bit The great SUPERIOR.
ty of the Iananeso is ia he men be-
hind the gums. The armies OF kuro-
patkln and Oysma continue inactive
anl il has been assumed that they
would remain Sc thrcughout the win.
ter hut it is possible that the sur.
render Of Port Arthur WI lead to
early action bv the japanese forces
near Mufden Il IS likely, however,
that there VIII DC no serious fghiing
there before sTring.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Addici,s win persevere until he buys
that seat in the Jnited States senate.
if the gas holds out
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

President Castro has about decided
not TO knock tho chip from President
RoOsevelts shoulder
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

In EuIcming Nv the good points OF
last year the comparative absence OF
Kentucky feucs has beeI overlooked
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Some annoyance can be avoided If
writer's win sto: TO think for few
days aefore placing the date On lettefa
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The cry of Independent Poland
would sound better if it we're not ac-
companled Ivy the waving Of rcd flags
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Russian sailors sbchd be careful,
since AGmiral Togo says he has no
time to take part in receptions.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Jim Corhett Is 10 play Hamlet Il
Is n far cry from heavyweight pugil-
ism to heavy tragedy on ;he stage.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

pr Chadwick is writing a book ia
which he VIII tell all about it. Then
the doctor will not long remain poor
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

pr. CHADWICK threatens to write a
book Ry he tirle ne has heard all
The evidence he riay change his mind
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

1t is easier for woman to love :
man than to let some other woman
love him.
Many a fellow who thinks he is
making girl green with jealousy is
really color blind.
The clock salesman may have the
gift Of gah. but he should never try 10
talk against time
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Now you have that New Ytar's reso.
luton on vorr mind. and 1t viii grow
heavier on your mind every day.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Tom Law son insists thai he is COINS
to no it some mere. Can Tom stand
so many treats?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The CHADWICK case rs a hit old now
to make IT desirable that the jail ply
sician issue fainting bulletins.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

The st Louis Worlds fair hotel
keepers leclare that they lost money
Sc Gid their guests.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

II she uarries for money she earns
a 10, more than she gets.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Some actcrs become tramps because
they get hungry al times
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Tom Lawson SHOULD devote one
whole chapter as to how cotton bears
play ihelr "sysLem.'
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Hear the rumbing Of the wafer
WAGON here in midwirter
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

stoessal can set up the claim tha'
he gave the laps run for their
money. anyway.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05
oI AVER REFLECTIONS.
sPliladelphis ReCOrd.)

Even the deaf mute can't play ten
mis- without raising a racket
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Hold vcur cotton 1t viii bring its
value next scason If not later in the
nresoat seaeon
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

May Irwin wants to furnish bail for
Nan Patterson. Mays press agent is
evidently wideawake all thl time
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Tbis is hardly fair. Kentucky should
be encouraged.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

After men So up me .lrinl's a few
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

An theories won't work. hut tramp
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

An old bachelor says too many OF
the roses that bloom on feminine
cheeks are transplanted from drug
stores.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

A girl should strive to keep her
iance a. a distance--from younl
willows
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

II you would i've long and prosper
let the other fellow DO the worrying
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

is far from Deins a theory,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

times the drinks upset the men.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05

Half The neighbors criiicise a man
when he whips mis- children. And the
other half blarne him II he doesn't
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-01-05
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