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The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02
Prof ao,xne,s pr,chm.

Prof. Borden P. Bovine of Boston
uni Srsity is not only great wit. but
an inveterate punster One morning
in the philosophy class student who
was not willing to accept anything
until he saw 1t raised a great many
objections.
The professor answered them as
best he could; then. looking around
the class, remarked: HAS any one
else any scruples?" and proceeded to
make a bad pun by adding. III we
could get scruples enough together
we might raise drachm among u.s."
To which the student replied: PRO
fessor, a good many people take that
kind Of drachm without any
scruples."
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02

What is 1t, my Pierre-art thou in
pain?"
There was no reply.
Pierre, my brother, tell me-art
thou in pain?" Jean repeated, con.
scious that the hand he held lay
heavy, and was growing cooler.
He laid 1t tenderly on the coverlet,
and, rising, pulled the bed out, SO that
it was bathed in food Of moonlight.
The whitening radiance touched the
alfparted lips and wide-open eyes
of a face whose cold pallor would
show even winter in the morning. s
sun.
Truly had Pierre's premonition
been verified: never would those
sightless eyes behold the France he
had longed to see once more.
The morning of September II was
clear and cloudless, with the brisk
wind distending the canvas of H. b.
NJ. brig Sophia" as she made her
way toward the little island of the
East Pass known as THE Turtle"
There had been little doubt among
the English as to Laftte's decision,
and their opinion had been strengthen
ed to a certainty by reason OF the
recent attack upon Barataria, the de-
tails Of which had been reported to
Capt. Percy
1t was therefore with a very com.
placent mind that Capt. Lockyer look.
ed ahead on the little island lying on
the heaving water. with the MONDAY
heat shinmering In a dazzle of pris.
matte coloring over its green growths
He was soon ashore, and glanced
around expectantly. but no one was to
be seen. His eyes were attracted by
a large piece of white paper, out.
spread upon the impaling thorns Of a
bush only few yards of. He went
toward it. and soon read what wrought
a decided change in his expression Of
complacency. besides bringing an
oath from his lips.
Then. plucking the paper from the
bush, he crushed It In his hand, and
turning about. went back to his boat
where. with look of disappointment
and rage that told his crew Of some
thing having gone wrong. he ordered
them to push of.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02

How often do we hear women say: 'sIt
seems - though my back would break, !"
or Don't speak to me, 1 am all out Of
sorts?" These significant remarks prove
that the system requires attention.
Backache and the blues" are direct
symptoms of an inward trouble which
will sooner or later declare itself. It
may be caused by diseased kidneys or
some uterine arrangement. Nature
requires assistance and at once, and
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
pound instantly asserts its curative
powers In all those peculiar ailments Of
women. It has been the standby Of
intelligent American women for twenty
years. and the ablest specialists agree
that 1t II the most universally success
full remedy for woman's ills known to
medicine.
The following letters from Mrs.
Holmes and Mrs. Cotrely are amoag
the many thousands which Mrs. Pink
ham has received this year from those
whom she has relieved.
Surely such testimony is convincing.
Mrs. JIG. Holmes, Of Larimorc. North
Dakots, writes:
Dear Mrs.. Pinkham:-
~ have suffered everything with backachs
and womb trouble-I let the trouble run On
until my system was in such a condition that
was unable to be about, and then it was
commenced to use Lydia E. Pinkham's Vaes-
table Compound. II had only known bow
much suffering would have saved, should
have taken it months sooner-for q 1ew
weeks treatment made me well and strong.
Ny backaches and headaches are all gone4andl
suffer no pain at my menstrual periods,
whereas before took Lydia f. Pinkham,l
Vegetable Compound suffered intense pain. =
Mrs. Emma Cotrely, 10s East 18th
Street, New York City, writes:
Ak Hrs. Pinkhan's Adyice-A Me-
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for good literature, tells what happy
time she had on The Road to Well
Vile" She says:
Il drank coffee freely for eight
years before began to perceive any
evil effects from it. Then l noticed
that I was becoming very nervous.
and that my stomach was gradually
losing the power to properly assimi-
late my food. In time got SO weak
that l dreaded to leave the house
for no reason whatever but because Of
the miserable condition of my nerves
and stomach. attributed the trouble
to nSthing In the world but coffee,
Of coufse. l dosed myself with medi-
cines, which in the end would leave
me In worse condition than at first
! was most wretcheo and discourag-
ed-not 30 years old and feeling that
life was failure!
enjoying myself like other people. tiF
one cay l read the little book The
Road to Wellville )" 1t opened my
eyes. and taught me lesson l shall
never forget and cannot value too
highly. l Immediately quit the use
Of the old kind of coffee and began to
drink Postum Food Coffee. l noticed
the beginning Of an improvement in
the whole tone Of my system. after
only two days use Of the new drink,
and In a very short time realized that
I could go about like other people
without the least return Of the ner-
vous dread that formerly gave me SO
much trouble. In fact my nervous.
ness disappeared entirely and has
never returned. although 1t is now
year that have been drinking Postum
Food Coffee. And my stomach is now
like iron-nothing can upset it!
Last week, during the big Con-
clave in San Francisco, was on the
90 day and night without the slight
est fatigue; and as stood in the Inn
mense crowd watching the great par
ade that lasted for hours, thought
to myself, This strength is what Pos
tum Food Coffee has given mel"
Name givea by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's q reason.
The little book The Road to Well.
Vile" may bs found in every pkg.
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back and sides. For q time I WAS nm
able to walk at all, and every make
shift l tried and all the medicine l
took had not the slightest effect. Ny
back continued to grow weaker until
I began taking Doan's Kidney Pills.
and l must say was more than sur
prised and gratided to notice the back
ache disappearing gradually until 1t
finally stopped"
Doan's Kidney Pills sold by all deal
sfs or by mail on receipt of price. SO
cents per box. Foster-Milburn Co..
Buffalo. N. Y.
A sympathetic strike is one In which
the emotional artisan quits laying
bricks and goes to throwing them.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02

1870 A
miles from
T r . n I o n.
Mo-, says:
"A 8 e v e r o
cold settled
In my kid
neys and de-
veloped S o
quickly that
I was Obliged
To lay on
work on Ac-
count OF the
aching In my
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02

Many chldssn Ars sIekiy.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, nurse in childrsn's .
Home. New York. Cure Fevsfishness, Head
ache. Stomach Troubles. Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
At all Druggists ,22Sc. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S Olmsted, Ls Roy, N. Y.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02
A False Alarm.

The zeal with which the souvenir
postal nends pursue their friends in
their endeavors to add to their collec
tions may sometimes prove embar
RAISING. He was telling her Of his va
cation plane, which, 1t seems. lowered
between trip to Europe or visit to
Jamaica. ..
Either place will suit me-" she
commented. He looked startled. gazed
wildly at the door, and wondered how
he could make his escape.
Yes" she went on. reaectively. 81
need some cards from the West In
dies. and then there Is that new SET
Just issued in England-the Ledhuy
series-which positively must haye.'
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02
Emma cotrety

Dssr lGss. Pinkham:-
1Iisd tiny duty 70 tsll all suffering wosnsi
q u rplisf have found In Lydia Z, Pink
.,ssnsd {siine tbs compound I su6srsA
sV@rfkine with backachas, headAchas, mem
sSrvsi snd ovarian troubles. am eo1paste;
Ncned and enjoy ths best q health. and
oWo y Il 70 you"
when women arc troubled with irreg-
.nlar. suppressed or painful menstrua.
fl0n. weakness, leucorrhoea. displace-
ment or liberation of the womb. that
bearing down feeling, Inflammation OF
tke ovariss, backacho, bloating. Tor
Aatulencel general debility, tndiges-
ton and nervous prostration, or arc BE-
sss with such symptoms Is dizziness.
faintness, lassitude, excitsbilfty, irrita-
hllity, nervousness. sleeplessness, mel
ancholy, all gone and "want-to-be-
left-slone" feelings, blues and hopeless
mess, they should remember there Is one
tried and true remedy. Lydia e. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound at once re-
moves such troubles.
No other medicine In the world has
received such widespread and unqual-
aed endorsement. No other medicine
has such . record Of cures of female
troubles. Refuse to buy any substitute.
FREE ADVICE TO WOMEN.
Remember, every woman is cordially
invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham II
there 10 anythi about her symptoma
she does not understand. Mrs. Pink
hams address is Lynn, Mass, her
advice IL free and cheerfully given to
every ailing woman who asks for It.
Her advice and medicine have restored
to health more than one hundred thou
sand women.
: ~ VbdastasAs q Meaaa's NJ.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02
President El,o. and the Small Boy.

President Eliot OF Harvard college
always enjoys the quick retorts OF
small boys in the street. On one oc-
casion little urchin looked up cur
iously at him. and President Eliot
said: Hello. boy. what time is 1t by
your nose?"
Dunno" came the. retort. Mine
amt ruunin'; Is yours?"
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02
TEA
TEA
The cost of tea is all in
the tea; the cost of coffee is
by no means all in the coffee.
Your sroeer returns your money If you doa's
Nike schiilings Best.

There's more religion In 4 whistle
than in a whine.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02
BOOK OF BOOKS.
over 100000 Published.

An Oakland lady who has a taste
for good literature, tells what happy
time she had on THE Road to Well
The Holly chieftain., 1905-06-02
EVERY WALK IN LIFE.

A A. Boyce. q farmer. living three
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FREE ADVICE TO WOMEN

! Bsst Usdesstas1s . Wsaaa's ms
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

Automobile Gossip.
Frank Young. an automobile enthusiast
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

from Broken Bow, was in talking machines
last Thursday.
A chain protector saves a lot of wear
and frequent adjustments of It.
w. A McWaid of Atlantic placed his
order Friday with the Powell Automobile
company for O. steam machine.
Last Tuesday evening Robert Morrison
took party of friends out for a drive in
the Powell company touring car.
John r. Webster has already mastered
the mysteries of his new machine and is
seen daily on the boulevards handling the
car like an expert.
Eastern racing promoters are trying to
find out why 1t is that with the same
groups of cars and men, the western race
meets have better contests
J. r. Trumble representative of an east
ern auto manufacturing company, was In
the city last week while making a round
of his agencies. He has promised the
Powell company that he can deliver autos
faster in the future.
NJ Baker of the Powell Automobile com
pany spent several days of last week look
Ing over the automobile field outside OF
Omaha. He reports quite a friendly dis
position toward the cars and states that
quite a number of sales are being made "a
the farmers and residents of the smaller
cities.
That New York bike cop who pedaled
after and caught a motor car going forty
miles an hour has been outdone by an
English bobby of the foot force, who
ran and caught car, which he said was
going thirty miles an hour. To top II the
"bobby" said he knew 1t was going that
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

fast because he lad to run so ard to
catch it"
Mr.. and Mrs. E. H. Whiteside and Mr..
and Mrs. w. A. McWaid of Atlantic, Ia,
spent Friday evening in Omaha, the guests
of Mr. Baker of the Powell Automobile
company Mr.. Whiteside sells autos In At
lantic, Ia, and reports very satisfactory
business in that section.
G. NJ Haskins took one of the leading
Omaha doctors on a flying trip to IRVING
ton last Wednesday in an Olds runabout
The speed and reliable running OF the little
machine was a pleasant surprise TO the
doctor, who has been depending upon
horses to cover his practice.
The Powell garage, being built at Twen-
ty-first and Farnam is nearing completion
and Mr. Powell expects to move in during
the latter part of the week This garage Is
larger than the room which Mr.. Powell has
at his Capitol avenue place and the jack
son street machine shop combined and VIII
be the first garage to be occupied on auto
row.
The American Motor league is a national
organization of motor car users-the only
national body that invites to its ranks all
motorists and accords equal rights to all.
1t recognizes the fact that 80 per cent OF
American motorists are not club members
and believes that these men should have a
voice in the management of a national
body. The annual dues are 81 per year.
The secretary is particularly anxious TO
hear from those who will aid in forming
local bodies in different parts of the coun-
try The secretary is +. A. Egan, 1872 Mas
sau street New York.
In the racing at Hartford Chevrolet re-
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25
MOTHER'S

and without pain. Sold at $I.Oo per
bottle by druggists. Our book of priceless
value to all women sent free. Address
aRADFIELB REGULATOR co., Atlanta. sA-
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

vealed himself as chauffeur of true cham
pionship caliber He outjockeyed Barney
Oldield and beat. him at his own game
when the latter tried to prevent the
Frenchman from passing. When Oldheld
ran wide to force Chevrolet TO the rail the
Frenchman slackened speed for bare In
stant, then shot inward to the pole and
went past on the inside. It was wonder
full feat for a car travelling at almost a
mile a minute speed. 1t must, OF course.
be remembered that Chevroets Fiat is OF
ninety horsepower, while Oldheid's Green
Dragon has only fifty horsepower.
That the young king of Spain has just
bought an American made automobile may
be considered a sign of the complete
restoration of good feeling between the ma
tions recently at war but 1t is equally Sig
nihcant as a tribute to American motor
cars II is an open car that VIII carry
four and the king bought II In Paris for
use at home, after he had seen the French
models. The car has battery OF forty
cells and two motors driving Independently
on the rear wheels. The body of the vehicle
Is painted black, with dark green panels,
while the running gear is carmine with
black stripping.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

has codifed the laws OF whist and i'm
proved upon them from year to year. until
the present code is probably as nearly per-
feot as anything of the kind that ever ex-
listed.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

a trip to the Norumbega tower on the
Charles river on the following day, with a
nil climbing contest and a clambake On
wednesday, August 8, road races and OBJ
struction races will be held and in the
evening the championship races of the
federation will be held on the Charles
river bicycle track. On Thursday tours will
be made to various points of interest In the
vicinity OF Boston, and on Thursday even
Ing the annual business meeting will occur
On Friday and Saturday more extended
tours will be made to different New Eng
land points. Invitations have been sent to
many motor cycle clubs in England, France
Germany Belgium and Italy, and it is ex-
pected a number of foreign delegates will
be present. This will be the first time such
meeting has been held in New England
Omaha will proDapiy not De represented
at the approaching congress of the Amer
lean Whist league which meets at the
Auditorium hotel, Chicago, July 10, as the
Omaha Whist club has disbanded since it
gave up its rooms in The Bee building An
inroad was made upon straight whist in
Omaha by the devotees of bridge until 1t
was hard to get enough members together
who would prefer the regular game to
bridge to make up enough tables for dupli-
cate. No team has been organized to go
to Chicago and 1t is not likely that any
will from Omaha. The growth of the
league despite the inroads which have
been made upon followers of whist by
! bridge, skat and other games, has been
| remarkable. In April 1891, small coterie
Z of enthusiasts met at Milwaukee to effect
! an organization of whist players through
out the country. The problem was difficult,
! but was solved In splendid style, and credit
| for this achievement is due in a very large
| measure to the late Judge Elliott of Mil
waukee. the Father of the League" and
TO Theodore Schwarz OF Chicago, Among
| other things, the American Whist league
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

pliable all the parts, and
assists nature in its sublime
work. BY its aid thousands
of women have passed this
great crisis in perfect safety
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25
SPORTING GOSSIP OF WEEK
CONTINUED from Page Eleven.)

Missouri Valley race track until at the
present time there are over thirty ready
for the flag to drop on the races which
will be held Wednesday, Thursday and
Friday of this week. ]. A. Tuthill has
been spending a large part of his time in
Missouri Valley during the past week and
everything will be In shipshape for the
opening day. Thursday has been set aside
as Omaha day and the Knights of Ak-Sar-
Ben have declared 1t their day, and the
present prospects are for big turnout
on that day. The Northwestern is boost
Ing the day and especially by making a
rate OF 81 for the round trip, which will
include admission to the grounds Purses
co the amount of $500 have been hung up,
and in honor OF Omaha day an extra prize
of $500 is added to the derby race. From
the present outlook there will be in the
neighborhood of 150 horses on the grounds
and ready to race and this will insure
that every race will be hotly contested
for so many stables will need the money
and the races will be for blood as we'll
as the purses The other officers OF the
association are f. r. James, mayor Of Mis-
souri, Valley, president; Fred Brown, vice
president; william Neuhng, chief of the
FIRE department, superintendent of the
track, and j. A. Tuthill OF Omaha, seore-
tary. The way that the people from the
neighboring towns were attracted to the
grocers and butchers picnic, which was
held at the same place last week. has led
the promoters 10 expect big things for the
coming meet.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25
TeethinE Babies.

Children when teething, especially during
the summer months are more or less sub
iect to diarrhoea. This can be controlled by
giving Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy in sweetened water as
directed.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

has codifed the laws of whist and i'm
proved upon them from year to year, until
the present code is probably as nearly per-
feot as anything of the kind that ever ex-
isted
The congress this summer promises to
be memorable one. Mr.. l.. G. Parker,
who has for many years been regarded
among whist players as the best tourna-
ment man in the country, stated recently
that Chicago now has force of workers
which has never been equalled by Chicago
or any other city. Foremost among this
band are Edward P. Martin, chairman of
the tournament committee and l.. NJ. Col
losky, chairman of the bureau of informa-
tion and supplies. For many years Chicago
has led all American cities in the number
of its whist players and whist clubs; In
its record for entertaining congresses the
city has been pre-eminent, and this posi-
tion Mr.. Martin and his lieutenants will
try earnestly to secure this year. Last
February the Chicago Whist association
gave a four-day whist carnival" which
was the largest affair ever given by local
association and which gave an impetus to
whist affairs in the west which is proving
of incalculable value to the managers OF
the congress The league is fortunate in
st. Paul. A great player and for years
personally acquainted with most. of the
leagues members, he has been a splendid
! executive. ]. Eberhard Faber of New York
! is vice president and will undoubtedly be
| chosen at the coming congress to guide the
| affairs of the league for the year to fol-
| low While men of such caliber can be
! found as leaders there will never be any
| serious menace to the continuance OF the
prosperity Of the American Whist league
or to the game OF whist in America.
| .
| The suggestion made some time ago that
the auto owners of the city emulate the
excellent example set by some of the east
eTn cities to take the orphans of the city
! for an auto ride has not been acted upon
as yet. 1t would seem that the owners
would jump at the chance for doing such
| a good turn when It would mean nothing
but a little sport for themselves as well.
There are plenty of machines In the city
which are owned by the public spirited citi-
zens Of the place 10 give all of the orphans
a ride that they would remember as long
| as they lived. In New York City over 400
were taken for a ride in the parks and
no better scheme could be devised for
showing the youth of the city our splen-
did boulevard system than by taking them
for a ride in the autos,
| Omaha automobilists are united in a
complaint against the state law which com
pels them TO have license for every ma
chine which is in the garage. The local
! authorities permit a dealer to have a city
| license when can be transferred to any
! machine which chauffeur wishes TO take
out. but the state law is different. Some
OF the automobilists in the eastern states
question the right of the authorities to
license machines at all. After many weeks
an Gfrort Is being made in earnest 10 de-
Omaha daily bee., 1905-06-25

The program for the annual meeting for
the Federation of Motoring Cyclists at
waltham, Mass, in August next has been
completed. It provides for a reception 20
visiting tourists on Monday, August Z, and