Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1905-01-12

m still learning how to treat an old
e, and so | can't give you many
hters about young one. for, while
been married MS long as I've been
business and while know al the
YES of the great American hog
r mas likely to spring new one
nc tomorrow No man really knows
thing about women except wild
Cr, and he forccts it when he gctS
dy TO marry again. And no woman
lily knows anything about men eX
I a widow, ana she's got TO forget
before she's willing to marry again.
ono thing you can know Is that rs
enoral proposition woman is n lit
better than the man for whom she
ics for when Il womans bad thcre's
iays man at the bottom of it, and
EN- Il mans good there's always
man ut the bottom of that too
he fact of the matter IS, that while
rrlaCcs may be made IN heaven. q
of them are lived in hon ANA end in
nth Dakota. But WHOM a man has
kcd out good woman lie holds
T hearts, and he needn't be afraid to
w cards if he's got good nerve. III
hasn't, he's got No business TO be
. ing in games Of chance. The best
man in the world viii begin trying
Il man before she's been married
Dim twentyfour hours. and unless
can smile over the top of four
Eh ana raise the ante shes going to
Ec in the breeches and keep them
The great thing is to BEGIN right
Prriaee is close corporation, and
lcss Il fellow gets the controlling
|crest at the start he can't pick it up
Ter. The partner who OWNS IL per
Flt Of the stock in any business is
/ boss. even if the other IS allowed
|call himself president. There's only
10 jobs for man in his own house
|c's boss and the others Office boy
III fellow naturally falls into the
t. for which he's fitted.
pf course when speak of Il fellows
ling boss in his own home | simply
Fan that, in broad way, hes coin.
shape the policy of the concern.
lien man goes sticking his nose in
the running of the house he's apt to
I It tweaked, and while he's busy
awins it back out OF danger he's go
2 to get his leg pulled too. You let
ur wife tend TO the housekeeping,
Il you focus on earning money with
lich she can keep house OF course
one way it's mighty nice of man
help around the place, but it's been
= experience that the fellows who
I'd to all the small jobs at home never
t anything else to tend to at the
ice. In the end it's usually cheaper
give all your attention to your bust
IS and to hire a plumber.
iou don't want TO get 1t into your
I'D, though, that because your wife
sn't any Office hours she has a soft /
ng. a lot of men go around sticking |
t their chests and wondering why
eir wives have so much trouble with
G help when they are able to handle
cir clerks so easily. If you really
mt to know, you lift two of your men
t of their revolving chairs and hang
G over forty horsepower cook stove
ats booming along under forced
aft so that your dinner won't be
te, with n turkey that's gobbling foi
sting in one oven and a cake that's
ne back on you IN q low, underhand
NJ in another and sixteen different
ings boiling over on top and mixing
their smells. and you set the other
n twelve hour stunt Of making all
G beds you've mussed and washing
the dishes you've used and cleaning
the dust you've kicked up, and you
SIS the whole while the baby yells
tn collie over your arm-you Just try
IS with two Of your men and see
W long Il IS before there's rough
use on the Wabash. Yet lot of
lows come home after their wives
We had day Of this and blow
ound about how tired and over.
'rked they are and wonder why
me isn't happier. Don't you ever
rgct that it's blamed sight easier
keep cool in front Of an electric fan
an cook stove and that you can't
b1ect the best temper in the world
500 degrees +. without warming 1t
BIT. And don't you add to your
res troubles by saying how much
tier you could do it, but stand pat
d thank the Lord you've got a snap.