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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-16

waive that question on indemnity and
give up half the island of Sakhalien.
IF you say so, of course he an
swered.
Then both of you come out and
have drink with me and let us have
peace within the next ten days
That's what l did, gentlemen" said
the drummer, as he pulled away at his
cigar, land whenever you see in the
papers that the emperor Of Germany,
King Edward and President Roosevelt
had anything to do with the matter
you will know the truth. l am not
boasting, but simply relating a little
incident, and if you gentlemen@"
But they were silent and he had to
go out and buy his own drink.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-16
Free to ALI.

A young Maine couple went for a
ride in the country on a recent Sun
day. They saw woman gathering
apples in an orchard near the road,
and asked if they might have some.
Guess so" was the startling reply,
I'm stealing them"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-16
Revenge on Editor.

For revenge on the editor of the
Neuesten Nachrichten Bamberg, Ger
many. who had published an unappre-
ciative account of their exploits, some
burglars entered his house and
smashed everything on the premises.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-16
Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot.Ease

A powder. It rests the feet. Cures Swollen
Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. At all Druggists and
Shoe stores, % cents. Accept no substitute
Sample mailed SREE. Address, Allen S.
Olmsted. Leroy, NJ Y.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-16

Fireproof Chimney Made of Paper.
A paper chimney, so feet high and
fireproof, is a curiosity to be seen at
Breslau, Germany.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Some "Don'tsr About Dress.

Don't dress the neck too warm when
going out in cold weather. A little
extra protection is required for the
ears, but it is not necessary to muffle
up the neck with thick furs to protect
the ears Warm wrappings about the
neck cause the skin of the neck to
become moistened with perspiration.
When the wrappings are removed in
doors, the slow cooling which takes
place in consequence of the evapora-
ton chills the part, and may produce
sore throat or nasal catarrh
Don't wear rubbers indoors nor out
of doors, except when it is necessary
to prevent wetting the feet. Rubbers,
being 1mpervious to air, prevent evap-
grafton, so that the perspiration is re-
tanned, and the shoes and stockings
become damp from the perspiration.
When the ruhbers are removed, evap-
Grafton chills the feet, the same as if
they had been wet by the rain or by
walking on a wet pavement. On re-
moving the rubbers after they have
been worn for some time it is a good
precautiOn to remove the shoes and
stockings and put on dry ones. If this
cannot be conveniently done care
should be taken to keep the feet warm
until the shoes are dry. The rubbers
should be dried before wearing again.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Sea---%t--.Jl--sSa--..
! TOLIVEL AND WE'LL
How tuberculosis and Kindred Ills May Be
Avoided. Al1eviated and Cured. !

! such a powerful reaction that the
whole body was stimulated to in
creased vital activity and recovery fol
lowed.
Here is another case: young man
in New York who was getting ready
to go to the Klondike went into prac-
tice, to convince his friends that he
would not freeze to death. Out of a
large buffalo robe he made bag,
pitched tent in the back yard and
slept in the tent in the buffalo bag, all
the winter, without suffering any in
jury from the cold.
And another: A cultured lady in
New Jersey who made up her mind
that she needed a little hardening.
slept out of doors all last winter. She
had her bed put out on the second
story veranda, and an awning put up.
with a net around it to keep the night
hawks away Plenty of clothing was
provided, cap worn to keep the ears
from freezing, and she got along so
well that she slept out of doors the
entire winter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Home Sanitariums.

In New York city conSumptives are
building little huts on the tops of the
houses, and are recovering. Outside
New York, Boston, and other large
cities, tent colonies, where consump-
tives can live out of doors, are being
established. Every city ought to have
outside it a camp where tubercular
patients can live and get we'll The air
inside the city is not SO good as it
is outside; but on the tops of the
houses, where the sun can shine, it
is a great deal better than it is in the
damp, dirty buildings in which most
city people live.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
How do You Eat2

1t is safe to say that modern cook
-fng develops business for both the sa-
loonkeeper and the undertaken. When
a boy eats mustard plasters in the
form of food that is almost saturated
with fiery spices and irritating condi-
ments. a thirst is created that nothing
but liquor or cigarets will satisfy. Man
is admonished to ''eat for strength,
and not for drunkenness" but in these
days anything that will tickle the four
square inches of taste surface is con-
sidered good food, although it may
contain scarcely any of the elements
that nature requires to replace broken
down tissues and to rebuild the worn
out brain. AS a consequence, the vi
tally and physical resistance soon
reach such a low ebb that the individ-
ual falls an easy prey to any microbe
with which he may chance to come in
contact
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
A National Error.

Our cities are growing so rapidly
that only about one-half of our popula-
ton are now living in the country. DR..
Gould, speaking~of the wrong of shut
ting men and women up in houses and
forcing them into sedentary occupa-
tons, says: There is enough land and
opportunity, if both were allowed and
utilized, to give every human being a
livelihood that will permit life of a
normal length He adds, that with
proper hygienic living, especially in
youth, and with right lung expansion
and development, no person should
have tuberculosis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04

Should the Development OF the
study Of toxins and anti-toxins render
possible the production of an anttbody
capable OF neutralizing the results Of
muscular fatigue, the consequences
could hardly be predicted Yet q Ger
man Investigator seriously claims to
have taken more than one step In this
direction already, and publishes re-
suits that are at least surprising
An authority says he has obtained a
stable anti-toxin, which when taken by
the mouth in moderate doses, permits
the output of an increased amount of
muscular energy without fatigue, and
when taken continuously causes a
sense of general bien etre and aug
ments the capacity for work. He COM
mends his preparation to clinicians
as a promising analeptic for GONZALES
cents. neurasthenics, etc. This ia
tigue antitoxin is obtained from horses
by injecting them with fatigue toxin
produced in the muscles of animals
that have been subjected to extreme
muscular exhaustion.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Suppression of Consumption.

tuberculosis can be suppressed 1t
is not necessary for a person to die be-
cause he has consumption Thousands
of men and women have been sacri-
feed who might have been alive to-
day if only the right procedure had
been adopted. That which is neces-
sary for the mastery of this disease
is to return to nature-to live natur-
ally in the fresh air, develop the lungs
and eat proper food.
tuberculosis is a 1owlevel disease.
People are not subject to it until their
tissues have become yitiated and their
whole bodies weakened.
To live a natural life is the only
safeguard against tuberculosis One
climate may do as well as another II
only one lives out of doors, gets plenty
of cold, fresh air, bathes the body with
cold water several times a day, and
takes as much exercise as he can
stand.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Child Labor in Factories.

The physician in attendance at a
municipal lodging house in Chicago
has within the past year been making
careful inquiry into the history of
the tramps who have become the city's
guests. He has found that a large
proportion of the tramps give history
of having been employed in factories
or in other facilitating occupations in
boyhood. Our artificial modern life
is making multitudes of human wrecks,
one class of whom is represented by
the homeless, friendless, disheartened
men known as tramps- Fortunate, in
decd. are the boys and girls who live
in country homes and have the oppor-
tunity of growing up in contact with
nature
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Tent Life Cures Consumption.

A doctor in Denver some time ago
made some experiments with consump-
tives. A tent colony was established
a little way out of Denver, and the
patients progressed fairly we'll during
the first part of the winter But by
and by there was a blizzard, and the
thermometer went down to 20 degrees
below zero and then they began to
Improve very fast. One woman did
mot seem to improve at all until the
Temperature reached this mark, and
then she improved rapidly. She had
had no appetite, but that 20 degrees
below zero weather gave her an appe-
tite. which was an indication that the
body was beginning to work naturally,
that the aSsimilative processes were
being resumed, and from that time she
kept on improving.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Think .WeIIn Thouaht..


Thousands of people actually think
themselves to death every year by al
lowing their minds to dwell on morbid
subjects.
The idea that one has some in
cipient disease in ones system, the
thought of financial ruin, that one is
getting on in life without improving
pros pects-any of these or thousand
similar thoughts may carry a healthy
man to a premature grave A melan-
choly thought that fixes itself upon
ones mind needs as much doctoring
as physical disease. 1t needs to be
eradicated from the mind or it will
have just the same result as a ne
elected disease would have.
Every melancholy thought, every no
ton and every nagging worry should
be resisted to the utmost, and the pa
tient should be protected by cheerful
thoughts, of which there is a bounti-
full store in every ones possession.
Bright companions are cheaper than
drugs and plasters.
The morbid condition of mind pro-
duces morbid condition of body, and
If the disease does happen to be in the
system it receives every encourage
ment to develop. We need more men
tai therapy.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
What it Costs to Grow Corn.

What it Costs to Grow Corn.
Farm renters who pay 81 per acre
for poor land on which to raise corn
and come out in the hoe every year
may read the following and see what
it casts them to grow their crops.
An old corn grower says that when
a crop of sixty bushels to the acre is
secured the corn costs IL cents a
bushel to produce for so bushels it
is Is cents, for 40 bushels it is Is
cents, for 35 bushels It is % cents and
for 80 bushels it is 80 cents. These
figures says the Albany Ledger, "are
not far out of the way, and it is thus
easy to know when you are selling
corn any below the costs of produc-
ton"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
SOME WHOLESOME RECIPES.
Green Pea Soup.

Green Pea Soup.
Press through a colander one can
of green peas. Add to this two cups
of water, one teaspoonful of salt and
one heaping tablespoonful of cocoanut
butter. Cook in a double boiler until
the butter is melted. Dried peas may
be used by first cooking until tender,
then pressing through a colander.
Hoecake.
Brown slightly together in the oven
two cupfuls of cornmeal, four table
spoonfuls of flour, two teaspoonfuls of
sugar and two-thirds teaspoonful of
salt Heat one cupful of rich milk,
add this mixture to it, beat it until
cold. Add to this the beaten yolks of
four eggs, lastly fold in the stifHy
beaten whites Drop by spoonfuls on
hot oiled tin and bake twenty min
utes.
Vegetable Salad.
Wash three medium sized potatoes,
and steam until tender. Peel and cut
into one-fourth inch cubes. Add one
cup of celery, chopped fine, one tea
spoonful each of salt, celery salt. and
grated onion, and the whites of three
hard-boiled eggs, chopped fine. Mash
the three hard-boiled yolks, add three
tablespoonfuls of lemon juice and two
of olive oil; beat until smooth Pour
this over the salad Garnish with
either lettuce or parsley.
Mince Pie.
Five cups of tart apples, chopped
fine; five cups of protose, minced. one
cup of prune marmalade (prunes thor.
oughly cooked, seeded and pressed
through the cclander); two cups boiled
apple juice (boil the juice down until
it is almost as thick as syrup); one
cup of crushed nuts (walnuts or ne.
cans); one cup of malt honey, one
half cup of sugar, one cup of raisins
butter the size of an egg. Cook all the
ingredients texcept the raisins) to
gether slowly for two and one-half OF
three hours. Cook the raisins about
half an hour This is enough for five
large pies. 1t may be sealed in glass
cans and kept for any length of time
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
SALT RHEUM ON 4AkDS.
Suffered Agony and Had to Wear
Bandaqes All the Time-Another
Cure by Cuticura.

Another cure by Cuticura is told OF
by Mrs. Caroline Cable, of Waupaca,
Wis, in the following grateful let
ter: my husband suffered agony
salt rheum on his hands. and I had
to keep them Dandaged all the time.
We tried everything we could get. but
nothing helped him until he used Cuti-
cura. One set of Cuticura Soap, Ofnt-
ment, and Pills cured him entirely,
and his hands have been as smooth
as possible ever since. I do hope this
letter will be the means OF helping
some other sufferer"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear. There is only way to
deafness and that s by constitutional remedfes
Deafness II caused by an fnnamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eusrachian Tube When this
perfect bearing and when It Is entirely closed Deaf
II the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken and this tube restored It's normal condi
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but an fnhamed condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness tcsused by catsrrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Cstarrh Cure. Send for circulars free
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c-
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04

Mr.. Richmann-You have a hand
some young man named De Ribbon in
your employ, 1 understand. He is en-
gagged to my daughter and I'd like you
to do me a favor"
Notwithstanding, my old friend
Want him advanced, Ell?
mo. / want him kept just where he
is until my daughter gets tired wait
ing for him to be able to marry
"Um-how long will that be?"
About six weeks"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Her Conclusion.

1--WE got my opinion of woman
that can't cook" growled William De
Kikkur, glazing at his better half. Il
suppose that if our cook should get
married I'd starve to DEATH"
You needn't worry about that, Will
iam." said Mrs. De K, gently. Our
cook has been married once, and l
don't consider it at all likely that she
would care to"
But her irate spouse had slammed
the door behind him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Short, but Strong.

An old woman met a weIl-to-do and
humorous Irishman, and said:
Kind sir. could you give penny to
a poor old woman who is short of
breath?'
THE Irishman gave her a shilling.
with the remark:
There you are, my good woman.
Now, don't talk any more. for begorra.
We may be short of breath, but what
We have of it is moighty strong
Spare moments.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Ruling Passion.

sNow, DR.. Pullen, 1 want you to fix
my teeth up in good shape" said the
lady to her dentist.
Depend upon me to do that.
ma'am,'' replied the man behind the
chair.
you see, I'm keeping company
with veterinary surgeon now; and
1 know, before he proposes, he'll want
to look at my teeth to see how old
ami
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Natural Cure for tuberculosis.

A Swedish doctor some fourteen or
fifteen years ago succeeded, by a very
crude method, in curing patients who
have been given up to die His prac-
tice was first of all to rub the patient
three times day with a towel wet
in very cold water. A little later he
put the patient in tub of water at
about 60 degrees. rubbing him vigor-
ously for about minute, and later, as
the patient became better able to
endure the cold water, he was plunged
into a tub full of ice water. This was
done three times a day. Think of
those poor consumptives. Neverthe-
less they got well. The cold water,
with the rubbing following, produced
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Real Frenzied Finance,

"Why do you stand in this one
placer" asked the department store at
tache. Il am watching these people
at the bargain counter getting their
change. 1 never before realized what
frenzied finance meant."-Washing
ton Star.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Deem Divine REQUIRED

I'm going to have that stock COM
pany investigated" said the investor
who had failed to get rich quick.
Are you going to employ profess
sional diver to do the investigating ?"
asked his knowing friends.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04

Sounded Like Breakfast Food.
He Crying to be polite) Do you like
-.Thanatopsis"
She (thoughtfully) really. I
don't believe / ever ate any.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
HOW THEY MAINTAIN THE CHARMS
0F THEIR SEX.
The Importance that Attaches to the Cars
OF the Blood II One Wants Bright Eye
and o Clear Completion.

The Importance chat Attaches to the Cars
OF the Blood II One Wants Bright Eyes
and a Clear Complexion.
Every sensible woman naturally wishes
to appear attractive. She knows the value
of bright eyes, delicate complexion and
lively spirits. She knows also that
good health is at the basis of her charms,
and that good blood is the source of good
health.
Miss Mamie Conway has complexion
which is the admiration of all who know
her. Asked if she could make any sug-
gestions that would be helpful to others
less fortunate, she said
"My complexion would not have
pleased you, if you had seen it two years
ago 1t was then about as bad as it
could be, and it gave me great deal Of
dissatisfaction. If you want a good
complexion you must take care of your
health, especially of the condition of
your blood. My health was at that time
completely broken down. I was nervous,
had frequent headaches, torpid liver
and great deal of pain in that region.
suffered also from indigestion. It was
clear that my blood was in bad condition,
for pimples broke out all over my face"
sit is hard to realize that, for there
isn't the slightest trace of such biem-
1SAeS now.
'sIt was unfortunately quite other
wise then, and long time passed before
I found anything that gave me any re-
lief. became very weak and istless.
The doctors medicine did me no good,
and / took a number of highly recon-
mended tonics with no better result.
As soon, however, as began to use DIR.
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People my
complexion cleared up, and after had
taken two boxes there was not a sign OF
a pimple left on my face. My cheeks
became rosy, gained flesh ard have had
perfect health ever since"
Rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes are
merely signs of healthy blood. They have
come not only in the case of Miss Conway.
whose home is at 1241 East Eighth street.
Canton, Ohio, but to thousands OF
women for whom DIR. Williams PINK
Pills have made new blood. There is nc
surer way for you to obtain them, than &c
buy box OF these pills from any drug.
gist and try them for yourself. They cor.
rect irregularities and Danish weakness
Too Short to Talk.
Wife-John, I'd like to have a short
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Those That Weren't Buried.

81 have not buried a case of pneu-
monia in the past ten years." re-
marked a physician noted for not
holding his light under a bushel to a
fellow practitioner.
Il have heard many of your de-
ceased patients are being cremated,"
said his friend, who does not like to
call a man a liar.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
The Effect of 1t.

Towne-For goodness sakei Look
at Crabbe- He just got up and actual
ly gave that old lady his seat
never saw him do that in car before
Browne-Crabbs changed his ways.
I showed him an article in the paper
the other day about an eccentric old
lady who left $25. 900 to a young man
who was polite to her in street car.
philadelphia Press
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
The Brute,

John" said Mrs. Twicewed, you
are a brute! You don't express any
sorrow that my mother is dying. I
don't believe you'd care if all my rel
atives died."
Yes, would, Maria" answered the
brute, cheerfully. st often find my
self grieving over the death of your
first husband"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
InconsoIable.

Miss DULL hear that young Mrs.
Blank is perfectly inconsolable since
her husbands death, and will see no
one.
Mrs. Sharp-Yes, she denies herself
to everyone but her hairdresser, her
modiste and her milliner.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Mother GrAy'sSw

Mother GrAy's Sweet Powders for ChIldrens
Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
in the Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
reething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over Sc, 600
testimonials. At all Druggists. CSC Sample
FREE Address AS .Olmsted, Leroy, NY.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
SPECIAL EXCURSIONS TO SOUTH
WEST.
February and Fl, March and ~,
1905, Via Kansas City South
crn Railway.

TO PORT ARTHUR, BEAUMONT,
TEX, LAKE CHARLES, GALVESTON,
HOUSTON, SAN ANTONIO, TEX,
ana all other points on the K. C. 8.
Ry., for tickets with 81 days limit and
privilege of stopping off enroute on
both going and return trip
For literature describing THE
LAND OF FULFILLMENT" the coun-
try along the K c. s. Ry-, or for furth-
Or information regarding these excur-
sions write to
SO. WARNER, q. p. & T. A,
K G. 3. Ry.. Kansas CITY. No.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Million. In Oats.

Salzer's New National Oats yielded in
Mich, $40 bu., in Mo- 255 bu-, IN N. D.,
80 bu-, and in 80 other states from $50
orally grown in 1905, win add millions of
bushels to the yield and millions of dol
lars to the farmers pursei
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04

If you don't get the biggest and best
it's your own fault. Defiance Starch
is for sale everywhere and there Is
positively nothing to equal it in quail
ity or quantity.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Not Reassurina.

did you ever long for death?" ask
ed the soulful young man of the prac-
teal young woman 1t was the fourth
long call he had mace on her that
week, and she was sleepy Whose
death do you mean?" she asked in a
dry, discouraging tone.-CasselPs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-04
Out of the Question.

Looking for birthday present for
your little boy, Ell? Why not get him
a Noah's ark"
"Oh, that would never do. We're
strict yegetarians, you know. and he'd
be sure to swallow some of the ami
mails"