The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-25
With the Long Boz.
Eye Dature's walks, shoot folly as 1t flies.

HE hootaorian is preparing his commencement Grafton
We certain that the Russian center at Bing
has as it's objective Bng Bong and that the Japanese left
now at PinkyPong will up the Pinky Pang Yang to
Ho thence to Ho Yang via Pee-ang. Meantime the Rus,
sian right at Boo will be forced back Boohoo and the
cavalry Pink will advance thru Punk to Billybedam
This will simplify the map and leave experts in
position to forecast Oyama s first offensive move
The condition of the bicycle paths makes the who
''dgs for his tag resemble philantropst who is
ious to do something rather nice for the city.
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Why is it that so few people kicking the street
car servce7 The other day could get seat for
eral moments after entering the car.
The Yonkers statesman who has been trying the hotels
in Virginia. claims that he bitten by Virginia creeper
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These pretty days for the fypaper manufacturers
his insect anglefoot standing around with flies
to step and his heart is filled with great desolaon,
and bitterness hold upon him like mother
correcting her offspring the privacy OF the front yard
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After an early morning canter behind the lawn
and good splash in basin Of city with the soil in
it. sits down quite comfortably in front of dish OF
berries notified with and sugar. four biscuit
and hold them all down, four hot cakes with trimming
Of maple syrup from g1andpa's '...1
The little girl who went into the country, the
with the bell around her neck and asked sn that for
the ring the calf will know when dinner is ready?
far wrong for the bell rings about all the time and
that is the caf's opinion of dinner time. e.
Sometimes the printer decided hit and the proof
reader gentleman enough look the other way and help
him The Abilene Kan) Reflector fooshly apologies
because speaker at the recent democratic banquet referred
Mr.. Bryan ''the bright odestar that leads on
and it out in print ''lobster''
Miss Blanche Farley's life was saved by tramp She
riding in carriage Philadelphia when the horse
boted The tramp stopped the crazy beast the risk Of
his life Miss Farley offered him money but he refused
it, and asked for kiss reward-and got it. There
in the papers the incident and Miss Farley
letter of defense from which the following taken
offered the who saved my life money because he
% to be in R, Weed of it, The jd an sv of
kiss If he had accepted the would have thought
it just and yet am there would have crept into
mind thoughts that he had only mercenary object in view
when he rsked his life NINE
But when he spurned my silver and asked only for kiss
could not but think that it gaantry of the true
it did from the heart of atters
that there many in the highest society who
would have hesated to stop horse in it's mad rush.
1 nothing wrong in kissin. unknown who has
saved ones f rather in permitting unknown
kiss after he has, prevented from meeting hor
rible death There can be no ethical error in it.
1t true that people look it little less than
sin to be kissed by any person to whom is
gagged to be married We all know that every
exception, regarding
be broken without breaking anything the code ethics
Now what would you have thought of a woman so pruds
that she would have refused the tramp that kiss under the
circumstances Looking the code of ethics the first
reading Of this story found that noble old system entirely
udisturbed by the incident In fact it seemed rather
loosened in the joints and much youthful and colt
is because Of this touch Of that had
life Hawthorne tells of very print old maid whose
nsstent and carefully preserved that had
somed her When codes of ethics Of conduct be-
hardened and unbendable that the sit like
Shells getting to be the position Of the lobster
"A. j. R.