New-York tribune., 1905-01-02

os4IshI the opponents or race suicide. The Munich
Neueste Nachrichten'' announces that Frau H.gen
OF Trostberg. in Bavaria, has borne no less than
six children in year. She was delivered Of
trfplets last January and bore tripets again this
December. The case is attracting much attention
from the medical profession
THE TIGER
Now listen to a tiger tale:
Who would consider wee boy
Or gtrl or horse. feast;
He wears striped skin
a cat is not a tiger skin,
But it's tigers kin.
There are so many tiger skins
Made up in rugs. I VOW
think the Jurgls mus5 be full
or slnless tigers now!
The tiger has two feet behind
And also two before:
Ai9st all the rest Is teeth and lungs
fou ought to hear him roarI
He's nocturnal naaraudsr
With black bars his hide
And yellow bars; he hunts by night
fS siegh 9aasisSs fSs an h gGss sest 70 sleep
Tne tiger carr es him away;
He wakes behind the bars.
-CHouston Post
woman called at the Philadelphia morgue the
other day and ventured the opinion that her bI,s
band. who had not been home all night was prob
ably dead and In the mortuary. What kind OF a
looking man was he?" Inquired thu keeper. He
was OF medium height had red hair and blue ewes
and weighed about one hundred and ninety
pounds" replied the woman. "Is that the only de-
scription you give me?'' continued the kseper
"oh' replied the woman, II forgot. He is very
hard OF hearing
II should think 50 from 6TSe the v 'asse b !99 muse
trombone OF his'-tCleveland Leader.
story Is told by a London paper Of a cabman
who recently lost his voice when a man was braze,
enough to pay him only the legal fare without the
customary tip. The cabby looked at the coin In
the palm of his hand. and tried hard to summon
up words capable of expressing a portion OF what
he felt. Meanwhile the had disappeared and
when the cabby discovered this his language COM
pletely failed him. Finally a neighborine cab
man came TO his relief Lave him to God Mike
he said; lave him to God"
day. said Uncle Eben- can't blame De small Boy
Christmas -(W ashington Star.
Louis XVI earned the gratitude Of France by in
Producing the potato, and now President Loubet Is
TO add another dish 20 the table OF President and
peasant. The vegetable thus honored is the Chinese
pe-tsat said to be highly appreciated at the Chinese
court Tho experiment IS TO be conducted IN the
Elysee garden. The vegetable is said 70 resemble
cabbage in appearance and to have delicious hazel
nut taste
your huSbrnd TO buy you such expensive bonnsts?
walk him around until he can't stand ana p ,bs me
Saf wird @D In SSnRsr stSss Hen buy anything to
David r. Francis tells tho neatest repartss ha
heard on the fair grounds AT St. Louis last summer
An elderly woman entered the Turkish rnosoua on
the Pike. and fell into conversation win ona 90 ~
attendants. she was much interested In his sDIr
tual welfare. and said TO him. 1T hope va,, 40 "a
church every Sunday. Ike a Christian T,ha r,a0
replied quickly No. madam, go every day. ike a
Turk" w q
Little slS-year-ogd Dot. while eonversinw v,tth ~
mamma the other day. asked Mamma n I'm 49, gI
Nnen get married. may please live a. " h as.Ss
Win You aud pepa?' --<IAppncott's MagaznN "0''io