davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
COURT MADE
A RECORD

ss#eE divorces IN 60 minutes
~ rs the record made In Judge
eilllam's court Saturday morning
To minutes aud fiffY-aae sec
azds Zach,
~ tAat much time uaa required
b nan % put asuuder each Of The
MS @vhom God hath Joined to-
.xkef.=
b five on Of the seven cases the
asfses we're granted 10 women. and
saeh u these five the grounds
- aon-support. dezertlan or
ssaksnasss or com hlnatinn OF
4 shfee. Ia al but one Of the
- here were children. whom the
naihsss sNore they had been eum
- 70 support b. household
nj iaking In washing Or b sim
= nezns. One Of the Plaintiffs
sx'sl that II was only after she
- snphaiieally refused 10 support
= ipoase a. we'll a. her three
sslefsa. that he deserted her
Y the two cases wherein men
- tie plaintiffs. one decree VAS
ssAn sor unexplained dessrtiou. and
= 9asr upon the ground that the
- sas ill-tsmpered aud had
AEssd the plaintiff beyond en-
zzf4nee
pNFsss Esrs granted a. follows.
As.Asfiae C0nniff w. Dante Con-
e abandonment, Eta Baemear-
= Davis BaumKarteH. non
Ssft. drunkenness aud deserfion.
eiatody Of the three children
: awarded 70 plaintiff. Annie
eg ~ Samuel Harvey. drunk
So and u0n-supporf May
AapA'en Va John Knowien. non
poit and drunkenness. Rosa
sT ~ William BerinKer. nom
Fgor and desertion. Elmer T..
sAasas " Eva Williams. deser-
= al william Sullivan W. Eliza
p Sullivan. cruelty.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

tho evident purpose Of packing the
meeting
Senator piles was in the lime
lght Tor the Frye Bruhn people. aud
argued fervently Ia favor of the
stenohful abbatoir
Piles was responsible for the
passage of the ordinance ten years
ago which gave the Frye hruhn
company is original plant for "a
years.
Piles brought down the wrath
81 practically the whole Beacon
Hlll improvement club by declar.
inE that the slaughter house had
been erected ca lta present site
originally without the slightest OBJ
iection on the part Of the residents
Of Beacon Hiil. aud he said he could
not see Why any objection vas made
At this time
HAIR a dozen Deacon Hill people
gave the tie e. Senator piles hy
showing that a number % residents
and taxpayers had nblected siren.
uously 10 having the abhatoir iocat.
ed where Il Wa. that they objected
ten years ago and have been OBJ
iectinE ever since. but that the
Frye Bruhn peoples pun With the
succeeding administrations had
been too strong for them 20 over.
come
George " sIefsna. y " fatimer
aud I A. Naaaaa also entered into
the discussion. and warmly CON
mendcd the iu smelling slaughter
house. claiming that Il could not
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
Y. VI. c. =. FouNnER IN cITY

Mrs. r. " Moore. mother Of Her
bert ". n. Moore. and the founder
Of the Young Woneus Christian
association ia England. IL In Seattle
visiting her son. Friday afternoon
Mrs Moore addressed mission
afY meeting az Trinity Parish
church. and on Sunday afternoon
she viii address the local Young
women'a Christian association Her
name ls lnalienably identified vith
the national and International work
Of the order and she IL on route to
England on her return from Detroit.
whore she represented tha national
council OF Great Britain at the BIZ
enuial session OF tho Worlds execu-
tive council Of the order.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

No CHAMPION

= CHICAGO. May 81 AZ mid {,
= night the prize rims viii be- 4
= without n champion. JeffrisH {,
4 said today. +,
This Is my last day az (,
a champion heavyweight viii I
wear the crown a few hours
a more. then east IL aside never !
q 60 pick q up again Until mid /.
q nlght I shall be champion
q leave my title To no one They I
= must fight Il out among them I
= selves. am glad Ca get out I
q Of the hmeileht Tho cham {,
. pionship brought me no happi- 4
= ness
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

scores of friends OF mine bave ,oId
mo that gas rates are as high as
they ever we're have aiwavg
maintained that the Seattle L5Rbt-
ing c0mpang's reduction in cas-
rates never brought about n de-
crease In gas bllls. s-Councllman
Frank y Mullen.
The gas man demands a deposlt
IRON every customer before the gas
will be turned on.
This IL declared by attorneys 10
be illegal.
Anyway. Il gives the gas man A
little velvet 10 work on and re-
duces the amount Of necessary
working capital.-A Reader.
Here Is another phase OF the Sc
aule gas hoidup game.
The gas man charges me g cents
per month AZ a minimum price. and
u does not make any difference
whether ] use any eas OF not. this
a5 cents has 70 come up.
The gas man says It is for the
use % the meier.
That is just ike having vour
groceryman charge you for weigh
ing out the sugar YOU purchase.
Like the doctor charging You for
the use Of his telephone when You
can him 10 your home. A Victim,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
SCANDAL

49, sss FRANCISCO. May 1a.-An
4 mem Tor bigamy vas return
.s.'s 7. ne grand jury this afternoon
-. -. =. oeorge Collins. a uraml-
usst. a.,o'nsy' whose marriage re
49,. % Clarics MeCurdy created
~ ~ and caused Mrs Char
d nestnan Collins. who claims
Aairied Collins &c years ag9.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

z KILLED

ConRY. Pa. May ia.--ln COLT
sion between two freight trains on
Hyde tlpe mornlnE, tnNineer VIII
lam siltihF and Fireman George
nisman Aere killed aud several
traiumrH Injured
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

TAe warmsss session q he health
- anltAtion committee af the
~ uoancii IN a long time VAS the
nesssE Friday niEht 10 discuss the
ne BFahn siapghtsr house nni-
Az1a
r. neetiag lasted until AFTER
nsaslSkt The council chamber waz
n<krs with Beacon Hit residents
10 have fought streuuauzIy u
k1Es The nuisance removed. aud the
psskiag house employees 81 the Frye
aGaha company. who were there for
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
OTHERS
MAY DIE

HARRISBURG. May I3.-Ths
body Of another victim Of tho Penn
sylvania wreck was identified today
~ that Of william II. Holmes, Of
Philadelphia. Five unidentified
bodies will be buried this afternoon.
or those injured. Mrs. Anna Pet
ors. OF Cleveland. and Joseph Eborle.
Of New York, are expected 90 die.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

e. tell the most revolving story o.
Collins alleged relations with her
sister Agnes Collins claims AEnez
who died vas hts uIfe. Charlotte
Collins has three children. whose
paternity Collins nov denies.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

The proposed Lutheran college on
the sound will be discussed at a
meeting Of the Business Mems as
ISOLATION noxt Monday evening. n
the proper inducements are held
out. Il is believed that Ballard can
secure the college.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
SOME MORE VICTIMS

Il think ! shall resume the use
OF kerosene oil My gas bill for
April was $ifl5. for March sIf45.
Yet the consumption last month
was nj least an hour less a day than
during April. Joe Dick, Proprietor
OF Old Grow Saloon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
SEC. TON
RESIGNS

WASHINGTON. May IA seere-
fary Morton stated this afternoon
that be will resign from the eabi-
net next fall. and 80 Informed the
president He added it vas under
stood between himself and the pres
ident that he would only remain In
the cabinet until March I. 1905. but
he remained longer on the earnest
solicitation OF the president
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
BOYCOTT THE GAS COM
pANf.


= The Seattle Lighting com I
= pany has been declared unfair /
= by the Western Central Labor /
. union. now known as the Cen ,
. trail Labor union.
The Central union al its last /
= meeting endorsed a similar ac- /
. ton taken By the local plumb /
q ers union. I
The following reasons are /
a given by the union men; I
Employment OF non-union /
. plumbers. /
= Men must work more than !
. eight hours per day.
Company pays only $3.50 /
e and So per day for plumbers, I
. while the union scale is 81.
A boycott has been declared !
= on the company. /
ANA ~ y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
LOOKS LIKE
FINISH
RumoRgo THAT JOINT coUN-
Gil or CHICAGO TRANSFERS
ADMIT pEFEAT-TEAm OWN
ERs DESERT sTRikERs-Em.
PLoYERs JunlLANT
Is.+~.4+ssE.E%#s

; The employers announced 4
; today thsY ssiii not re-ernploy =
; any striker. Thia places an 81. I
fsesiVs boycott on 400 men 4
; ana beYs. Il i said already 4
200 men have beer put IN the /.
} places ef the strikers. 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

=, rRyE sRuHN SLAUGHTER HOUSE SMELLS BADLY
mar the LlrrLs CHILDREN or TIE BEACON HlLL
.esooL ARE MADE llL-sgNAroR PILES CONTENDS THAT
,as pAlpAsL1 NUISANCE Is A NICE SMELLING PLACE
.rrsR FIGHT WHEN COUNCIL COMMITTEES MET
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

MOSCOW. May 13-Thero ia a
great exodus u people from the city.
The population is alarmed By the
report Of impending trouble. ana
serious disturbances are reported ia
the districts OF smoiensk, Tomsk
and NawafsbIa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

The graduating oIoroises Of tho
Ballard high school will be held on
June I In the Junction Hall. There
are II graduates.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
HAUL GAS OCTOPUS
INTO THE COURTS

SEATTLE LIGHTING COMPANY WILL HAVE TO DEFEND ITS
BRieAHo TACTICS BEFORE BAR JUsrIcE-slmlLAR SUIT
WON IN MAlNE-ocroPus MUST BE HONEST. NO MATTER
HOW BITTER THE PILL
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

Jus, then the nan on the flagstaff
remarked. a man cant be too care
ful these days when he's In the
street lie takes hla life Ia bis
hands every time he leaves the side
walk. Ne for the safe places"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

Judge c. % BellinRer, OF the Unit
ed States district court for the dis
triot Of oregon. died here Friday
afternoon OF a complication OF dis
eases.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

EVERETT. Wash. May fe.-The
Hfiusne society IL gathering evil
deuce 10 prosecute all dealers who
are selling cigarettes to boys.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

wuii there's lots nv Ways nv
eafuin a livin' said the gentleman
from the tail timbers. a. he kaxed
40 81 the Alaska building hut
dluEea il IA risk life life way up
there A mans a fool {, take such
chances -~-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

PROMINENT COLFAx MEN .
FIGHT. !
eOLfAX, Wash. Mas Ia. 4
Jaws aad james Hampton /,
sr sasfs Of The biggest impfe- 4
/. -ell Rouse In the county and /.
/. s .s'. IN brisiness ana 40 :
az had a flst fight yester- 4
~ Both have black eyee :
So the smaller nan, vas !
'aaly knocked out.
at4aa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
ASSASSINATED

ST. PETERSBURG. May IA
Vice Admiral Sazitoff was shot and
killed by an orderly he room to-
day The orderly fired three shots
from revolver. The crime lH at
tributed 20 the anger Of the orderly
az HE dismissal from the duties as
orderly. upon befnR ordered 90 pro-
coed 90 the front. and refused 10 do
90.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

y. A Madison street car coll 4
4 lided with one OF the Gal 4
4 braith- Bacon cement wagons. 4
= at l;l5 Saturday. at Second \
= and Madison. The car received 4
= the brunt OF the shock, one 4
4 corner OF Il being knocked In, 4
4 and the violence OF the Inn 4
\ pact Earring il off the track. 4
4 The wagon was not injured. 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

MY gas bin was considerably
higher in March than IN the month
before. Yet ! used less gas. How
ever. I must admit that the Seattle
Lighting company has az least
treated me politely II not magnani-
mously Al Barton, Proprietor
Opal saloon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

. UTICA, ~ ". May IA .
= Hiram Cfonk. the sole sur q
. vixar ~ the war uf isi2. died .
= today. Il the age Of ioS. 4
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

ODESSA Nay ia bomb fac
tory WIS discovered IN a sailors
headquarters. six bombs were
found on the premises.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

ST PETERSBURG May IA
dispatch from the sergatsl govern
msnt ~ Mimi SovRorord says the
peaSouts ARE IN revolt and have set
fire 70 several properties. the fire
preventing eli work In the fields.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

A cablegram was dispatched
Thursday night TO Rev. A. z. Con-
rad. az present in London. England.
calling him TO pastorate the Ply
mouth congregational church, TO
succeed Dr. w. II c. Temple. Mr..
Conrad VIII receive salary OF
s. lG0 nor year.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
10 BODIES
RECOVERED

SNYDER. OKLA. May i8-ons
hundred and ten hs8diea % the cy-
clone victims have been brought IN.
makirE altogether three more
found daring the night Yesterday
a cl0ndbursf submerged the entire
valley IN which the fuwn lies. and
water Is neck deep in places The
committee sent cat another appeal
for supplies today Another train
from Hobart arrived this morning.
SNYDER. OKLA. May is-The
heavy storm that struck this unfor-
tunate little city yesterday did con-
siderable damage and caused much
suffering
The floor Of the morgue was Gov.
cred with water and most Of the
buildings that remained standing
leaked. while the patients In the
temporary hospital were badly
drenched
Nearly 100 bodies we're buried last
night
Three carloads Of collins. accom-
panied By a dozen undertakers. ar
rived last night
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

/. No, only DO We have 70 en-
. ARE The stencil ~ the ttfs-
/. s,ahn slaughter house. bat !
Il epsn insult nom our Own
*rsfed States senator. see
. wskrv wilcox. Beacon III I'm !
I s.esemeni Club.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13


: raj he Frye hruhu slanEh- =
. - house rocks TO hisa heaven
- foul stencil was shown =
- j G. Lawrence nrsnet= =
- 4 the Beacon nm school =
/. s.s,sa Al the mceilng that ter .
!. ~ odors issuing uum the =
T. .haxhter house made the =
-A,slren 81 The BEACON It'll .
!. seool - sick thar oftenllmss =
tAey could not eat Their =
4 lanxhes al noon
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

My gas bin Is 40 high both for
cooking and lighting that con
template falling back on the use
OF oil. II had averaged s. a
month. A month ago. 10 save OK
pense. ! stopped the use of SIX
lights. and yet my bill for March
was higher than usual being S. -
Ben Madolo. Proprietor Owl Res
tRuraut.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

Il stopped the use OF gas at my
home entirely last month Yet the
gas inspector had the assurance 60
come around a week ago. and. after
looking at the meter, Informed my
wife that We had consumed A.
cents worth. lie has not sent US
a bill yet. but Il won't be paid II
he does II ! pay for my Gas once
think am doing pretty we'll -
Thomas G. Hirsch, Proprietor
Hirseh Pharmacy, Residence ala
West Roy Street
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13
DICK WILL NOT
ATTEND

LONDON, May t5.-Richard Cro-
ker has wired from Sandyford that
he win not go 60 America to attend
his sons funeral.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

WATCH THE cRUsApEl

I4++4F 44FE4444444t 49, tttttttttt
WATCH THE cRUsAoEl
Watch The Stars latest cfuaadei
See
And help 80
II the up star and tell us
about u.
II your neiEhbor Is being robbed Igghtfng
company. ldyFe him her o join the crusade.
Int Il about time halt boodauekine tbeyfpg
brFanda Of commerce ftteu gotten gninsY
The Star thinks
Don't
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

Il do not use enough gas 10
speak from personal experience. but
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

NEWTON. May i2.-The verdict
OF the coroner's jury I'm the case OF
Herbert Croker IS that death result
"a from narcotic poisoning admin
istered IN Kansas city In an uIr
known manner. The remains are
held pending thu arrival OF the
brother Richard Croker. jr. He is
expected Sunday. No marks OF VIC
lence appear on the body. The cor
oner stated that II is plain that
death resulted from narcotic pois-
oulng No autopsy VIII be held.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

KANSAS CITY. May i3--A war;
rant was issued today for the arrest
Of An Lee. a Chlnaman. IN whose
den Herbert Y. Croker is said to
have smoked opium the night pre-
vious 20 his death. Charles Wilson.
a negro porter. who piloted young
Croker 20 Lees den is also held. but
viii probably be released. as the
police believe he tells straight
story chief OF Police Hays said
this morning that he believed Gro
ker's death was due TO over In
diligence in opium and that ne was
not drugged or robbed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

- rar WORLD IN 60 o AVS" JULES VERNE.
MN ...,o r,,r WORLD IN PAGES" SEATTLE STAR.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-05-13

The pioneer One Cent
paner of the Northwest
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27
The Diamond Cure.

The latest news from Paris Il that
they have discovered a diamond eur,
for consumption. II you fear eonsum'
ption or pneumonia, 1t will, however, b,
best for you TO take that great remedy
mentioned by W. 7. Niece, Of vanleer
Tenn. y had cough for fourteen years
Nothing helped me until ! took DR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
coughs and colds, which gave instant re.
lief, and effect permanent cure" I'm.
slualled quick cure for throat and hung
troubles, At Chas. Rogers drug store
price 80 cents and sl.0o. Trial bottle
free.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27
BOIL wEEvIL MATTER TO DATE.

BOIL WEEVIL MATTER TO DATE.
The sum of the Mexican cotton boil
weevil matter to date is in the depart.
ment OF agriculture's bureau OF entomol
ogy's Bulletin No 81. an illustrated mon.
ograph of nearly 200 pages, from the
government printing office with abund
ant plates and titles, complete bio
graphy of the weevil from its discovery
in lS4S, the whole, exhaustive cyclopae.
die. The weeyil, during the ten years
since it crossed the Texan line. has dis
tributed itself and its destruction over
one third of the total cotton area, and
its damage, on conservative estimates,
is over S20,0OO,OO0 each season, with a
steady increase and no sure protection
or defense yet available The report,
after full exposition of the record. ter
ritory, life prospects and history of the
insects reaches the conclusion that the
cultural method; early and complete
destruction Of plants after the cotton
Is picked; early planting of rapidly ma
turing varieties, wide spacing, thorough
cultivation and fertilization with prepa.
rations containing high per cent. of
phosphoric acid, are the only known
means likely to be in the leas degree
effective.
Whether anything will come of the
'uatemalan ants, can not be definitely
determined for two or three years, until
1T Is known whether they will withstand
the cold of the Texas winter, but another
parasite OF which something favorable
was expected, has been completely
drowned out, while machines. birds.
traps, spraying, sulphur, Paris green
and hundred other devices and nos.
trums have all proved practically of no
value whatever. The monograph. how.
ever Is report Of progress and the de.
partment will continue its studies and
Investigations 10 the complete under.
standing of the subject. that ADEQUATE
remedy against the plague, perhaps more
destructive than any other, which threat.
ems our agricultural interests, NAV he
attained. When it is remembered that
exported cotton is likely to carry boil
weevil to other countries, the Importance
OF the investigation of the department
can be readily appreciated, affecting NOT
only the planters and growers of cotton
OIL dealers, manufacturers, and consum.
ers the world over, for of all articles of
commerce none has a wider distribution
tnan cotton, which has been king. and
in which the United States product ia
sun the most important in the markets
OF the world.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27
AN INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION,

AN IN L r.n.N-A1A ANt-f Az As-NAAAAfA = AN'@''
The next great worlds fair will be held
in the Antipodes and promises TO be an
affair in which all the American manu-
facturers should be interested. Accord
ing to the official notice Just received, it
is TO be styled The New Zealand Inter
national Exhibition and is to be held at
Hagley Park, Christchurch, Canterbury,
New Zealand, from November, 1906, to
the early part of April, 1907,
The object of the exposition is to be
two,fold; first, to advertise the agri.
cultural and mineral resources of New
Zealand, and its many attractions to
tourists, and second, to bring the atten-
tion of foreign countries the Importance
of New Zealand as a market for indus.
trial products of all kinds.
Arrangements have been made with
the different steamship companies run.
ming to New Zealand, whereby exhibit.
ors can obtain special rates for freight
on exhibits, and arrangements have also
been made for the reception and install
lation OF exhibits so as to prevent ex-
cessive charges. 1t is possible that
space in the exhibition building may be
offered free to foreign exhibitors, such
proposal being under advisement at
present, but this il not certain
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27
Speak TO me.

Speak to me,
For listen at the eurtained
Mysteryi
There's light within your window;
But the form
That once waited for my coming,
And the warm
Hand that met me with its welcome
Wait no longer for me there;
In some mystic otherwhere
Does light
Bum for me before a window
Through the nighti
Are YOU waitin0 by the window
Over there,
With the moonlight ON your features
just as fart
Is the tender light still glowing
once saw within your eyes!
Through the gates of Paradise
Speak TO me!
For | wait before the curtained
Mystery.
Lowell otus Reese, S, +. Bulletin.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27
Contentment.

Give me lawn that cools my feet,
Close grown and fresh and soft and
clean;
A clump of trees to check the heat,
A flush of roses on the green.
An ancient stream that flows thereby,
With all its thousand smiles displayed
A hammock swinging not too high,
Well hung within magic shade;
Three little maids with hair of gold,
Whose laughter scarce disturbs nv
dream;
A jug OF cider icy cold.
A dish of Strawberries and cream; .
And for a guardian of our ground,
Well tried through many changing
years,
A fond and faithful little hound,
With handy legs and spreading ears
And let the world 60 ringing past;
Let others range from shore to shore:
These simple pleasures bind me fast;
Give me but these, ask no more.
Punch.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27
Told No rib.

Mamma Ethel, where have you been
all this time!
Ethel-Sitting up with sick friend.
Mamma-Nonsense! / believe you've
been in the parlor all the evening sit.
ting with trat Mr.. Softleigh.
Ethel-Well, ma, he's lovesick.-Phil.
adelphia Ledger.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27
To Make the Bellboys Hear.

I've called half dozen bellboys this
morning and they haven't brought a
thing I've ordered" says the irate guest
ARE they all deafs"
Yes" explained the hotel clerk, ''but
they can hear through the palms OF their
hands. Money talks you know; it is
the only language they can understand" I"
Detroit Free Press.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-27

yourself instead of depending upon me
to help you!
Son--What are YOU kicking abouty
Don't YOU get your moneys worth in
realizing that you're the better man of
the two?--Detroit Tribune.