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New-York tribune., 1905-12-03

away from eight in the morning until ten
at night. i have the money to buy a box,
but i have not the time to 90 and occupy
it. The matter of the money is not
worthy of consideration. the time is the
thing, and that is out of nv reach While
L have, to put it vulgarIy, money to burn,
my time seems TO be absolutely FIRE proof ~
The friend to whom he felt like making
such a confession would wiring his hands
in speechlesS despair, as If confronted by
a proposition that was unanswerable.
And the man with the finely gilded
outlook would continue, as he turned
over another page of the paper:
Here is the same concern which not
long ago offered the complete works of
Thacleray for twelve dollars cash looking
for people who viii buy the set for the
same price on the instalment plan. Think
of itl here i have the money to buy them,
but not the time to read them. Here
they are offering those books on time to
people who actually have not the time to
enjoy them. Alas! but it is a most un-
usual paradox. Here, while / have the
money necessary to buy diamonds, l have
not the time to indulge in a much needed
and long-overdue haircut -
See here his friend would reply
you should be thankful for the things
YOU have, and also for the things you
have not. BE thankful that you have
enough TO eat, and be doubly thankful that
you have not a goiter that would make
it necessary for YOU to carry your head
around in a sling and make you a target
for uncharitable urchins on the street.
Look here" would the prosperous
man reply as he consulted another
page. Here is the advertisement of the
same Tropic tour which so took my fancy
a few months ago. But how can | 90
when l have not the time? l cannot go
with money alone. Money is only half
the battle. Money without time, or
time without money, no matter which
extreme you may choose, is, so to speak,
a game of mustard without corned beef.
This daily battle of putting down the
SIX and CARRYING the eight is the COM
bination that will keep me from drifting
over the coral reefs. and harpooning the
bervl monkey on the cOcoanut palm.
We are told that there is a time for every
thing; but | don't believe there is a time
for a man to enjoy himself when he has
the money with which to buy the fun.
So good-by to the Tropics; good-by
to the lisping symphony of the moonlit
sea; good-by to the lilies and the roses
and the bee-haunted pillows of wind
tossed perfume. / who have the money
but not the time say good-by to you,
for the only way / can manage to reach
your pleasant strand and dream among
the dazzling splendors of a first-class
earthly paradise is to resign my position,
and that l cannot do, less peradventure
1 later on run short of the money without
which a century of time is not worth its
weight in knot-holes.'
The moral of this fable teaches us that
time is of no use without money, and that
money is of no use without time, and that
if we have not both to spend stimuli
taneously. we might as well have neither,
inasmuch as time is not money when we
are out of work, and money is not time
when we are being worked to death.
Where Science ETTS
ID
New-York tribune., 1905-12-03
Where Science ETrS
By Roy Farrell Greene


By Roy Farrell Greene
The a1manacs, I'm certain, say
The month of June holds longest day
In every year; but | dispute
The a1manacs, and quite refute
Their statements, since l well recall
That summer, winter, spring and fall
Have brought this day than all more long
To me. The a1manacs are wrongl
In all the year the longest day
Is that on which you go away.
1t is December, so they say,
That each year holds the shortest day;
But my experience makes it plain
The almlanacS are wrong again;
For | have found that summers hold
As oft for me as winters cold
This day that seems but briefest spark
Tween misty morn and dewy dark
Each time that you're away / learn
The shortest days when you return!
New-York tribune., 1905-12-03

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and mail to the international Correspondence
Schools coupon They will show how fit
yourself easily and quickly time to get
money your present position change to congnlaI
and better paying occupation.
Mind the sending this coupon does oblgate you
pay simply gives the l. c. S. the opportunity of
proving improve condition right at
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No risk to run. No books to buy.
C.S institution with invested capital of
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to a building with business ms
annually 1t has taken sailor and qualified him to
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who they
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08
rlne.nnd .Wh!te Ia LIZ.

A new idea in household Furnishings
Il tea.tahie On which is spread
rlofh HAVING a white background with
Z graceful design in blue. A. a
.aine for blue and white china or ioi
usa in a room doae 10 Dresden colors
This ~ very effective and a pleasing
variation from the regulation tea-tahle
~ its fancy cover embroidered il
white. or with plain white squares Of
damask. For summertime use, hoT-
ever these blue and white covers VIII
~ found very satisfactory They are
made OF light weight material some
thing like japanese crepe. are ineNpen-
sive and harmonic very well with the
light airy summer drapcries. With a
ieaset OF old blue china ore ofthese Gov
- is a pleasing accompaniment. but
.ren without family heirlooms y make
IN agreeable substitute for the ever
lasting white used during The rest q
tho year Brooklyn Eagle.
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Genuine Reduction.

The other day very busiress-like
looking mairon walked into Z large
drapery establishment. IN which. ac-
cording 20 the placards freely dis
played. o big sale was proceeding.
''What can we do for you, madam p
inquired the stylish shopwalker. as be
advanced % meet her. eve have :
big sale on. ana genuine reductions
ere the order Of the day
"Esery thing is reduced, Is II not?'
inquired me dame, in whose eye dam
ger lurked.
eyes. madam"
"Wel. ] wish III known il before.
ard I would have bought this big Of
stun 90 a shop where things are MOI
reduced quite 50 much"
"Nhat does madam complain ore"
"Wly, / complain ~ sour genuine
reductions. This three yards ~ stun
only consists ~ s. inches, which
proves amongst other things YOU have
reduced your yard measure."-Ii'-
Bits.
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A CLEAR COMPLEXION
4 Simple Home Treatment for Black
heads. Red. Rough and oily Skin
and Disfgurirg Hunors.

II You are afflicted with pimples. black
hsals. red. rough or oily skin. or dlsng
urnE humors. sou VIII ind this simple
nome treatment most agreeable. speedily
effective and economical Gently SINE a
tht face with TIE great efuoiAent skin
aure. 1uti,ura Ointment. but DO not rub.
Wash nf the ointment in five minutes
ufh CutOura Soap and hot water. and
t.the freely Repeat this morning and
evening and sou VIII soon be rewarded
r,.th 4 skin SOFT. white and clear. Cu--
er.a Soap. The hes toilct and complexion
.a.n IN the world assisted by Cuticura
Ointment. vll preserve, purir and
fnautftv the complexion and keep ne
.s.n in a healthy condition. prevent
.ne hlac khcld-. pimplcs eruptions or the
return of eczema and other skin troubles
sed as a shampoo u clean~es the scalp
~ crts's ana scales. removing dandrui
ana promoting the growth 81 the hair.
Pr red rough hands. itching palms and
Il rfu' finger ends Cuticura Soap and
r.n.ment achieve marvellous results, often
ia single -ht
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08

Tie people Of Dawson City have
adopted a novel and effective cure fof
crime. IL is a monster woodpile, Of
a size 70 awe the most hardened Of
fender. 4 man convicted Of any Of
Tense Is compelled 10 saw wood. lie
saws ten hours day steadily. day
after day. until his sentence expires
lie must saw regardless Of the wealth
er. In the most intense cold, the
hardest rain. the fercest snowstorm
he Is compelled to continue saving;
and IL the day has not ten hours OF
light lanterns are provided 10 enable
him to put in fun day. When the
pile oi sawed wood begins 20 get low
the authorities sentence men for very
Slight ofenses. and tie natural result
is THAI everybody Is kept on his good
behavor.-Omaha Bee.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08

Two negro carriage drivers who had
been employed last night. and who
had had long drives in the cold Of the
early morning were discussing Their
work this morning.
Il liked ter froze dis mawnin'," said
one Of them.
dis wasn't SIGH er cold mawnin','
said ehe other. i've seed colder
mawnin's."
YES. I've seed colder mnwnin's. 10 ,;
but at dat dere wuzn't much chans'
dis mawuin' fur or man ter git over
het while he wuz jess settin' Ground
Memphis scimiiar.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08
Irusging n stove.

The young man had taken of his
coat and hung up bis hat carefully on
the hail rack Coming into the parlor,
he went 10 the fire and held bis hands
out TO warm them. The girl waited
for him to speak. but il was evident
that he was a bashful young man. and
knew rot how 20 begin the converse
ton. Finally he said:
1T was very. very cold last night
stayed al home and Rugged the stove
an the evening"
The girl turned her great. brown
eyes toward him and said, with just
tinge OF art in her voice;
Il don't see any use in hugging a
stove
1t didn't require house 10 fail OF
he Young man. even II he was bash
full. and he promptly resolved not tc
hug any more stoves.-Baltimor'
News.
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Sure Cure at Last.

Monticello. Mss, sept. 4 speciaD.-
Lawrence. Coun-y is almost daily in Ie-
ceyt "a fresh evidence that a sure sure
~ vi Kidney Troubles has az last been
found. ana tnat cure = Dodds Kidney
Pills.
Amcr- those who have reason 10 bless
the Great American Kidney Remedy Is
Mr.. l.. g. Ba--ett. o. this place. AlFs-
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I'm. cured her. !,
II was troubled with my hdneys,
Nlr. Bag-ett says 10 rec mnlenl.ng l'oad
II inev Pills u hex friends my url ne
enid hardly PAS IN c Doctors sad l
"a Dr0r..v / have taken Dodds Kidney
llis a- directed, ana am now well
man
IoaI. Kidney Pills cure the kidneys
Curst IS lncvs strain all The lmpui re,
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r salnl. energetic body Doii 4
9rrv Pills are the greatest tome inc
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LAUGHTER HEALTHFUL.
Produces Best Conditions for Increase
CT Vital Processes and Is L
&c Encouraged.
Laugh AMI grow fat is a saying tha'

Laugh AM grow fat is saying thai
cortain- deal 81 Truth and Is wur -
fhe attention az many sufferers cf hody
and mind We instincUyeiy associate
io'li.y vith rotundiiy. and a sour dispc-
.it1u ,vitA pare FORM The rule i no,
without EXCEPTIONS for we often sc PEI
'e with utfle propensity 90 ac.
emulate fat that are rssrIeaL
LIT with fan AMI sunshine sne4
persons are hot loisteruus llt
possessed. il may De- with quiet
hamor. are happy and make Others
happy and they smile easily. and per-
hars laugh softly. but they 10 rot laugh
loudrv. and certainly donot cachinnate.
The conyulsiye movements that We
call Laughter exert a genuinely emphauc
eject upon the physical organism
They cause the arteries TO dilate So that
they carry more blood 10 the tissues Of
The body and the heart % beat more rap
/ idly. So that the TOW 81 the blood through
ne vessel is FASTENED. It produces the
hest possible conditions for an increase
4 q. the vital processes. the Tissues there
by taking Up more nuriment
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FEVER'S AFTER EFFECTS
DID Not ENsapPear Until the Blood
Was Renewed BY Or. Williams
Pink Pills.

Typhoid fever S. sometimes called ner
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l.ver tho nerves are always profoundly
disturbed. aad whrnit Is over they are
.ft slseu 1.-Two thar tle patient has %
-Uarie lagainstnll,zr.iem,nt. Inthe
lulc treatment th.n demanded. regard
sasrl labnlto ulyto huiliIng up iesh
sru Dt3 nrcnet aeu'ng iAsncryes. \
utfr t.slt VIII dD hefh, mako salnd
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li. b'e b yves, ls trg most convent nt
economical. rsth q remedy D. DE-.
81 .a,' Pink p..s Or Pale People.
lsrf of thi. Is tffc experience q
NJ. Clal es Worth, ~ list Nas.albur1,
" na. lie says: had severe ar
l-- II as hld fcyer Lie in the fan
w..icl d II meY, ry W ak aud lehllitntct.
Mv honr- lalpitntcl, my Ut lihng be-
auediflruitaffcrt he lfat cxe-ti1n and
..,.e Was mumlne~ iu both hands. i
suE -oi iG thar way flr fully six months.
49, G!A rat grow oat II II, did not IN
faet ~ the slightest improvement as
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l.ains' Pink Pills "a, knew Of some cures
hey hal II cted IN eases like mime.
ALMOST as SON as / began taking
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ana after keeping on with them for
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outsider Dr.. Williams Pink Pills a most
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a. I was
When the nerves ache and trem
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~ COOKING VEGETABLES.
Many Vegetables Improved BY staso-
iAg iu Cold Water Before
l"fDlg o. Stove.

Aer au Vegetable AM. lt.rra-.o
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08

organs 10 a condition a health. NY
experience with your valuable = med.
was equally as gratifying as that q
several OF my friends. Yours truly,
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08

Ward Seminary. Nashville. Tenn, by
being a model ii the educated Christian
home and By is thorough faculty and
course OF instruction prepares girls ior iic.
Write at once for Book Of Information.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08

Kidney Pills
Sena or sullivan
writes
il is a pleasure
T. en- dor e q II m
elv Ike a. -n s
Kidney pills, hav-
ing fouEdtlcno -
greatest value In
el.minatin the
distress caused bv
s.ckkidneys, and
n-estoring those
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-08

when tahlecioirs arc beginning 70
wear out in the folds, cut two Or three
inches OF one end and one side AMI
chem them This process VIII chanse
he places Of the folds and VIII aaa
oew life 10 the cloth Servieites ana
owels sho,lld be treated IN the -ams
rsv
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What's the use of worrying about
whether ar not we shall know cach other
in heaven Few AZ vs. really know each
other here N Times
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Do not believe Pso's Cure for Consnnp
ZION has an equal for coughs and colds y
+ Bower. Trinity Springs. Ind, Feb l5 1917
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Many a poor man has discovered that
the shady side Of Wall street j. quite a
long walk from the sunny side a Easy
street.
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Practical Points.

Y /. In the sacrifice Of Christ Jesus
we see the convincing proof that God
loves AMI viii release us from bond
agc.--1 Cor. 81
vs.. Q. Z. From small beginnings the
Kingdom OF God grows nightly. 10
the individual heart and in the
World Ps 72.f6.
y. No place. no heart. Is so bar
rem but the grace o. God can trans
form lisa. 5l.3.
y. II. lie who does not per sonally
accept Jesus will be LETT cold ard bar
zen. tn Igh an around may enter thu
@-asenl. iife.--JohE 3.3s.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-10

der his hand Finland has already fall
len under the scepter of the emperor
and Sweden and Norway can be added
almost as easily. 1t would be a salve
to Russia's wounds Inflicted by the
Japanese to increase the European ter
ritory so soon after losing in Asia. The
fact is also patent that if the two new
ly independent states are given time
to settle down as such, Russia's task
in obtaining them will be still harder,
so the sooner peace is made in the ORR
ent, the sooner Russia can turn her at
tention to the subject closer to home.
The liability of Russian incursion is
the greatest reason for Swedish objec-
ton to the break between the two
states hitherto ruled by King. Oscar.
How easily states can lose their iden-
tity has been shown in the case of
Finland and in other instances in Eu-
rope, SO often that it is rather a sur
prise that Norway should welcome the
divorce from Sweden. Whatever the
internal differences between Sweden
and Norway they are nothing as COM
pared with the dangers that now
threaten from the outside. In the af-
fairs of Europe, Norway and Sweden
are and have been for long time on
a political steeter board. If one jumps
off both are in danger Of being lost
The old rule that ''in union there is
strength" should be remembered by
the Scandinavian states.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-10

= Is IS W
eighty miles in all directions, practi-
cally covering the entire scene Of the
battle 1t commentaries.
Like q deifled spirit Of Nippon this
splendid memorial will stand for ages
as guardian of the scene Of Togo's
remarkable victory over the Russian
fleet, and will inspire and animate the
little brown sailors yet to come. Sen.
timentally nothing could be more ap,
propriate nor harmonious with the his
toric incident it will recall than such
a light house, standing as a sentinel
against the entertainments Of an
hereditary enemy Japan's example is
a good one. Togo's monument will
serve double purpose It's useful
ness cannot be denied, while Its per
manence and appropriateness are OF
a. par,
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FOR MEN

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If you are suffering from nervous
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ToGo,s MONUMENT.

From time immemorial 1t has been
the custom of nations, both savage
and civilized, to recognize in perma-
nent form the achievements of heroes.
It is a splendid custom, one that sets
bravery and ability upon pedestal,
and spurs to action those who view
these monuments. In former days it
was usual to celebrate the home COM
Ing of the victors from wars in which
they had been successful. With the
barbarians these observances consist
ed of fantastic professions with blair
Ing bugles, banners flying and captives
chained to the chariot wheels; great
eeasts and games we're held and many
Of the captiyes were sacrificed to the
popular lust for blood Ancient TEN.
pies were the scenes Of fhideous sacra
ments of thanksgiving to the gods OF
war, AMI arches, pillars and monu
mental edifices vere set up in com
memoration of great battles and vic
tories.
The erection of commemorative
monuments OF wars, battles and heroes
Is custom still preserved, and even
SO new country as America has
many martial piles, the greatest on
our continent being the Bunker Hill
and Washington monuments, while
smaller shafts. statues, busts and
bronzes are found in nearly all Of the
larger cities.
But it has emained for Japan, thai
newest of powers in the congress Of
the nations to sound a new progressive
note. The victory which Togo re
Gently gained over Rojestvensky, the
victory which in effect has practically
ended the war in the Orient, will MOI
be commemorated by marble shat,
nor by the addition Of Togo's statue
to, a collection in hall of fame. The
Japanese government has already de
cided to erect splendid light house II
honor Of Togo and his achievem ents
This splendid tribute to the man who
saved his country in the greatest ma
val battle Of modern times will bt
built on Okino island in the sea O
Japan, and it's light will show fol