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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02

Banks Are Busy.--This was another
ings running to $5.26O,952.97. The
week closing today shows total clear
ings of $26,566, 022.90, compared with
25,170,049.94 in the corresponding
week a year ago. Demand for money
continues brisk, but rates have shown
little change. {
Christopherson Promoted. - Staff
Captain Christian Christopherson, who
! as been in charge Of the Scandinavian
! sanch Of the Salvation Army work in
/ re northwest for the past two years,
| rs been promoted to the rank Of ma
! r.. He will leave next week for Chi
| go, where he will assume the duties
y western territorial secretary for the
tandinavian department. r
Reward for. Bodies.-F. w. Faglery
and Frank, Dodson, fathers of Allan
Fagley ans Louis Dodson respectively
have offered 800 each for the recovery
OF the bodies of their sons, who were
drowned at Lake Elmo Saturday even
ing. No one saw the boat when it went
down and the parents feel that it will
be difficult matter to find the bodies
1t is thought that this offer will cause
the lake to be thoroly dragged.
sues Tor $2,5OO.-Mrs. Annie TroN
has brought an action to recover So, 500
from the street railway company fol
injuries alleged to have been received
while riding on a Como-Harriet car
She alleges the car was stopped ani
started again 50 suddenly that she wa
thrown off her balance and fell in sucl
a way as to dislocate a limb and sus
tain bruises. Lee Trow, her husband
demands $l,100 for loss of his wife J,
companionship and the expense o:
treatment and care.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02

Mrs. Devore will be the leader at the meeting
of the. Eighth Ward W. G. n u. with Mrs Roe-
ers. 3115 First avenue s, tomorrow, when work
! among the lumbermen will be studied
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02
MORE TWINE MONEY

= Another 100000 was turned into the
state treasury today from the prison
twine plant, making s27O, 900 received this
week from that source ..
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02
RAILROAD NOTES,

was held yesterday at Chicago. Directors
were reelected. Only routine business was
transacted. Il.
Officials of the Delaware & Hudson and Of
the PENNSYLVANIA roads deny the story of the
proposed amalgamation of the two roads. "
F. T. Robertson general superintendent OF
the Montana railroad, has been appointed gen.
for eighteen months. -, I. :. : -
One of the important matters for considera
ton at the meeting of the Western Passenge,
association today IN Chicago is the rate t.
the q. A. r. encampment at Minneapolis mex
at length. s~~" '..- 81. -. = -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02
AROUND THE TOWN

Johnson Jury Still Out.-The jury in
the criminal operation case Of Ida
johnson was out all night and will
porbably be allowed to disagree.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02

Agt. Wilson Bros Underwear, 81, SO, So.
Hoffman's (3) Stores and Laundry.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02

How to Dress Children will be the tonic
for the afternoon meeting Of the Mothers circle
of Prospect Park at the home Of Mrs. J. Hart
zell 10 Arthur avenue. tomorrow.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02
TWO NEW DIRECTORS

Agt. Wilson Bros Hosiery, 25c, SOC, 81.
Hoffman's (3) Stores and Laundry.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02

# you like the best whisky, call for
Pickwick Rye. It costs most, but is
worth most. 5.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02

Greek Church site.-A Greek Ortho-
dox church will be built on Prospect
street between Washington avenue and
Delaware street Sc. It will cost about
$4,000. The church will have a most
slightly elevation, fronting, as it will
on st. Anthony. parkway and standing
on a little eminence overlooking the
MiSsissinni river
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-02

Seventh Warders Meet.-The Seventh
Ward Improvement and Commercial
association will hold it's regular meet
evening at s o. CLOCK
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
Ro4D ITS EFFECT.

The man observes that his wife, on her re-
turn from the Easter services, seems great
ly uplifted in spirit
The services evidently have had a good
effect upon you. remarks the man.
yes it was SO helpful to me to go to church
this morning
I'm glad of that"
1 don't know when I've been so cheered
and helped. Mrs. NeXdore is wearing her
last years bonnet made over, Mrs. Doun-
strete is wearing her old crepe de chine dyed
blue. Mrs. Bu7zaroun had on hat she got
two years ago at a bargain sale, but she has
sewed some blue ribbon and PLUMB on it.
and"
But her husband has immersed himself
once more in his paper
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
TAKING PRECAUTIONS.

Mr.. NJ. /. Ncnt, the famous
writer and diplomat, obScrv-
lnc the growing tendency to
compile the correspondence
Of great people after they
have passed away and are
unable 20 protect themselves.
has adopted what he consid-
ers ample protection against
such a possibility In each
letter he writes he works in
some such sentence as this!
And | wish to say tur-
ther. that no matter how big
a fool l may make myself
seem to he in this letter J
am not half as big a fool as
the one who will try to pub
lish a collection Of my letters
forty or fifty years after l!
am dead"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
COMBINING WEALTH.

Look here says the excited man,
bursting into the district attorneys
office. isn't there law in this coun-
try against harmful combinations Of
wealth and Of business enterprises?
"There certainly is" replies the Off
cial.
just learned that my wife's miilIner is
going to marry my coal man and her
dressmaker is engaged to the iceman."
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
TOO MANY SIDE CHANCES.

"Ah," moaned the wife, when her
husband accused her of having hirtcd
too much at dinner, TO think thai Il
is you who used to tell me my eyes were
like stars" "
Huh! growled the brutal husband
"Thoy're stars all right, but they're
not fixed stars and you don't seem to
be able to keep them in their proper
orbits"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
HATCHING A SCHEME.

Now" said the first promoter after
studying the reports of the quantities of eggs
their agents had purchased we've got con-
troll of the egg supply Of the country"
But let's be careful" urged his partner.
Let's not put all our eggs into one basket"
We won't. Wen get them all into one
corner"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
Three Wise Men.

There once was a person named Frye
Who wore quite a clever glass eye;
with that orb he would look
At his paper or book,
Then say: Il don't see why to buy"
II.
crafty old codger named Weir
K ut cotton plugs stuck in his ear;
Should you ask him to drink
He'd observe with a wink:
Come around; can hear better here"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
Same Old Trimming.

SdnlG Olu trimming.
Good sirs, a many hats there be
Hats sold to dame or coy young maid;
Such hats as on all heads we see,
o. wire or cloth or fancy braid
With lace and ribbons overlaid,
Toque, turban, Aaring brims, or fiat
But iokesmith's every year are paid
For last years Jokes on this years hat.
Dame Fashions ways are large and free,
Her hand by no conceit is stayed
An independent dame 70 she
Whose lightest wish must be obeyed.
All, grim the game that she has played,
But odd the sequel as to that
Each spring you summon forth the shade
OF last years joke on this years hat.
The milliners must bend the knee
When Fashion draws her hatpin blade;
They chant in whatsoever key
She tells them, though protesting they'd
Prefer to work without her aid;
She makes a bonnet like mat
or set piece; still you keep the grade
OF last years Jokes on this years hat.
ENVOY.
And so my Pegasus has neighed
To stop this reminiscent chat,
And I've committed, I'm afraid,
A last years joke on this years hat.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

A woman dreamed
the other night that
she had the only new
Ea ster bonnet on
earth. But she can
not remember what
she ate that caused
the dream.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

was o r I e | n ally
e n I [ ! e d Be
yond the Alps Lies
Italy but she has
changed 1t t 0
Through t h e
Simplon Tunnel
Lies Italy The
quartet will now
sing"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
A Difference.

miss Rippem mentioned You very otten
during my talk with her.
Il have heard that she frequently speaks
OF me- She must think great deal OF me-" Z
81 don't know. She talks lot about you.
but from what she says do not gather that
she thinks anything of you"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

How many women
can tell you what the
text was, after church
services today? And
how many cannot tell
you what the trim
mings on the bonnets
ran to?
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

"Is it not pleasant to trip the merry dance
after forty days of abstaining from worldly
pleasures2
"In very truth it is. denied myself
candy and theaters during lent so that might
afford the expense of learning how to trip the
merry dances"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

The commencement
exercises of the Grass
VILE academy were in
progress. Miss Tessie
Jones had just finished
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
MARITAL DIPLOMACY.

worldly why we ASK OF the
nouncc on your sign Prac-
myself tce Confined to Illnesses Of
l might the Aged ?"
rip the lie hoseus Tor moment
then confesses:
Wei, you see. I've recent
ly married a young and pretty woman,
and she is a -well-er-jealous
and whenever treated a young woman
! really lost money because my wife
objected to my making more than one
or two calls"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

Also, a W o m a n
would rather that you
told her her new bon
net was pretty than
that you told her she
was.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

and the quartet was stepping forward to rem
der =" Come Where the Lilies Bloom when
the principal of the academy arose and an
nounced
II beg to call your attention to a cor
rection that should have been made in the
programs. Miss Artemisia Holbrook's essay
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

But then, there are
lots of egg shaped
men who think they
look like matinee
heroes in these sway
backed overcoats.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
we never could un-

We never could un-
derstand why women
can wear winter furs
with spring clothes,
but absolutely refuse
to wear a spring or
summer hat with a
fall suit.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
TRUE ART.

Ar artist who played on the cello
Attempted an air from othello."
You smother the air.
Said the folks who were there.
. A theatrio effect" said the fellow.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

"But I thought your papa said you
couldn't have a new dress this spring."
''He did. But told him I'm that case
would just have to have my old one made
over; and papa is an architect and knows
how expensive II Is to remodel old struc-
aureS."
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
A Perfect Picture.

Miss Beloozleum is a perfect picture to-
day" says the callow youth as Miss Belooz-
leum appears
"So?" remarks the jealous maiden. "A
perfect picture? DO you mean that she is
all cloth and uaint?"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

This is the time Of
yeaI when all the
Don't Worry clubs
lose their charters. Z.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

Pegs Day Off.
i" Nothing TODAY,


mat
egasuso oked a him
don't o
parody on ueen o e
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
III.

A citizen down in Montrose
Attache' a clothespin to his nose.
He explained thus: I've got to,
To ride in my auto"
Was he saving a scent, d'you supposed
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
Little Henry's Slate.

THE SMOKERS MUSINGS.
If what we do in this life shows
What we'll do in the next,
Then I am worried, goodness knows
And very much perplexed.
I wonder If because puff
To drive away dull care,
I'll ind the next life to be rough
II I'll keep smoking there!
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
His RNSe.


1T was on Easter Sunday morn
y The church was hlled with folk.
The minister, with air folorn,
Observed that as he spoke
No woman in the audience
J. Gave him the slightest heed.
He thought it was an evidence
That he was poor, indeed.
Each woman kept her head half turned
And glanced back down the aisle
The parson in a moment learned
That they all thought of style,
That It was useless, hopeless, quite
, For him to preach Of sin
When every woman sought for sight
OF others coming in.
The late arrivals rustled through
The doors, and to their Seats
The choir was inattentive, too,
And dropped its anthem sheets
And let them scatter on the floor
While watohing-oould you guesSi-
To see what all the late ones wore
In bonnet and In dress.
The parson stAmmersd through the hymn
AND then announced MS teAti
His countenanoe grew very grim,
His face was greatly vexed.
At last he paused and hummed and hawed
Then oriedi "Tm greatly panied"
The audience was rather awed
And all its ears were gained.
"Tm greatly pained," the preacher said.
To see that here today
There is a certain woman's head
That turns the other way.
shall not name the lady, though
I'll make II very clear:
She wears the cheapest hat, know,
OF any woman here"
He preached an hour, and nearly two,
But none looked at the door,
Each woman smiled as II she knew
Just who it was that wore
The hat that was so very cheap
And so she kept her eyes
Glued on the pastor-he was deep
And very, very wise.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
Behind the Scenes.

" Who is I h a t
skinny man with
the pleasant smile?"
asked the visitor of
the stage manager.
" That? o, that's
Murgatroyh Dew
hoop, the heavy viii
lain.
d" And the big fat
fellow with the bit
ter scowl on his
face"
over there by
the bunch light?
That's Billy Skiv-
vers, the light come
dian.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

Have plenty of push,
young man, but be
sure you know who
you are pushing
Every time any one
talks Of the blessings
of civiliza tion we
think of cold storage
eggs a n d imitation
butter.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
Benlghted Pussun.

Deed, dat an
man down ter de
hahdwaih sto' ain
got no sense Z
all, " declared Mr..
EIhum Snowb ball
" Whut de mat
tah wild him?"
a $ ked Mr.. ElaZa-
rus Wa Washumtum.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
HIGH FINANCE.

"well," said honest old Farmer Medder-
grass to the young man from the city, 4" l
s'pose if Sally wants ye I'll hev ter say s
all right but l certainly do hate to think o.
old home to live in that great big city with
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
AuraI Demonstration.

" But l don't see
how your father can
object to our mar
riage."
" See? Sight has
nothing to do with
it. You should be
glad that you can't
hear how he OBJ
jects.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23
a CRITICISM.

said Hog
couldn't
a
hmsef"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

There's one thing
we like about the
health culture maga-
zines, and because OF
that we have sub
scribed for all OF
them, not one Of them
published any plans
and specifications for
Easter bonnets.
It is estimated that
enough money is an
nually spent on mill
llnery in this country
to supply the heather
with three times as
much stun that they
would have no use for
Two female dress
roformers held firm 10
the faith until 1
clock yesterday af-
ternOOn, when they
saw "A show window
filled with marked
down Easter bonnets.
once more. q G q T
public, be patient
while some one eX-
plains why the rabbit
happens 10 be a sym
bOl Of Easter
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23

Why All done telumphome Gown him asst him
please sub he be kind sen me er razzah
All halter go ter dc dis ebening'"
En- he didn' sen hit?"
Dat ain de half He done sent me safety razzah!
SSSSSS
Unpublished Letters OF Famous Men.
Dear Sir: ! 1 cannot settle your bill for
meats today, unexpectedly embarrassed hnan-
cially. a dollar account and will remit the
balance it is possible
Yours truly, BYRON LORD SiELLEf.
600
Stichem: 1t is with great regret that ap-
prise you that unable bill for Mrs Sky
dresses this month l doing one epic four
and ballads in the hope Of receiving suf-
hcont remuneration to lqudate your account.
Very truly yours, ALE, SIXYSON.
Dear Ben: Let me have two pounds until week from
Saturday I've into poker and at this writing
holding kings full, but lack tie erewha to follow
my advantage. "A reply by bearer will oblge
Yr hbl. svt, COLLY CIBBER
Dear Mr.. Borrowsitt: Permit me to refresh mem
concerning the fact that the 18th Of last month
borrowed dollar and eighty from with the
promise repay before night To the best Of nfor
nation and belief the down several times
since then. need the money Please remit.
Yours truly, MOORE KEATS BURNS.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-04-23


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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-23

terest of the Representatives of for
eign railways, who seem to find in it
something so novel that they never
tire of its inspection.
The doors of the cars both on the
ENDS and sides, are made of fire-proef
wood instead Of steel In order TO facil-
itste the escape of the mail clerks
from the car in case of accident,
which would make it necessary for
them to cut their way out of the car.
Recent additions to the rolling stock
OF the Erie also include a steel ex-
press and steel baggage ear, made on
practically the same lines as the pos
tai car. with different interior arrange
ments to suit their various uses.
These two cars are also novelties In
railroad construction, ana In the ex-
perimental trips in which they have
been used, they seem to fully satisfy
the ideas of Mr.. Underwood, who Is
also the originator of this idea for
carrying steel construction beyond the
uses to which ii has been put hereto
fore. The baggage and express cars
are both 50 feet inside measurement.
with total weight of 100000 pounds
each, and these. too, are n,ounte6 GA
the STANDARD six wheel trucks. thor
Cughly equipped with air brakes. gas.
signal and heating devices of the most
approved type
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-23
Bliss Labor Badges
and the Present Issue.

the several labor badges, worn by
Mr.. Bliss in previous years, which
were on exhibition Saturday night, at
tracted a great deal of attention Sun
day and yesterday and they formed a
very neat REPUTATION of the charge that
Mr.. Bliss ever had been an opponent
of organized labor
AS matter OF fact. Mr.. Bliss had
a national reputation as labor writer
years before ne came to Florida. He
has probably written more in the in
terests of labor than any other citizen
in the state, ana the writer of these
lines knew of Mr.. Bliss as a prominent
figure in labor circles long before he
met him personally.
The labor question was not an issue
in the present campaign until the
AntfPrimary people thought they
could make some capital out of it and
dragged it in fer that purpose.
That question, however, has now
been definitely settled as the Anti
White Primary bunch nave learned to
their sorrow. and nothing now remains
but a little speculation as TO the size
OF the Democratic majority on June
6.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-23
8 AN O ZOL

LOTION AND SOAP.
POSITIVE CURE FOR ALL SKIN
DISEASES.
The wonderful discovery OF tne
famous specialist In skin diseases. A
j. Fulton. u. D., Brooklyn, n. 7.
Sanozol treatment Is external only.
SUFFERERS FROM
Eczema, Lupus, Herpes, Ringyorm.
PrVrigo, Scrofuioderma. Skin Cancer
Pedieulosis, Psoriasis. Esrhynaa, Lica-
en-, Sycosis, ana all other forms of NJ
ceEatiye, scaly and parasitic skin dis
eases find immediate relief and per-
maaent cure by the use OF Sanozol. Il
removes pimples and bIackheads and
cures sweaty or aching feet.
Some OF the now famous cures by
SanZozol treatment were fully de-
scribed In the New York .Worfd of
March 9 and the Brooklyn Daily EaoIe
of March Is, 1894
August Newman OF Enfield street
near Graves Place, Brooklyn, writes
that he had been a sufferer from skin
eruption for eight years called various
names by different physicians. Finally
ne was induced, in sheer desperation
to try Sanozoi. He enjoyed his frs
unbroken sleep after the first bottle
of Sonozol. His reward for a con-
scientious treatment OF this remedy
for two moaths was complete care.
THE SOAP
mas no equal. It's daily use without
lotion will give your face and hands a
perfect, skin, restoring the defunct
respiratory conditions Of your skin IA
its normal health, producing the fresh.
ness Of youth and a glow of health
and beauty. Try it
Those afflicted With. itchy and sealy
skin diseases suffer most during oot
weather. Avoid this by the use ar
Sanozol.
Write for testimonials and fun mar.
ticulars OF Sanozol treatment Gree or
charged. Treatment requires corr
bined use OF lotion and SOAP Semi
on receipt Of price or at druggists
Lotion, half pint, s1.ea, Sosp- Pc
per1cake or Jar g cakes, 65c.1
Address Sznozol Labratory, dent p
IA 10000 Elton St. Brooklyn, n Y
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-23

AS showing the marked advance In
car building of recent years, the Erie
railroad had On exhibition al the Inter-
national Railway Congress Exhibition,
recently held in Washington, a steel
postal car, which is the first thing or
IT'S kind ever constructed. Railroad
men who have examined it very care
fully, also declare that it is the best.
That too is the expressed opinion OF
the postofice department officials,
given after an inspection by Postmas-
ter General Cortelyou, Fourth Assist
ant Postmaster General DeGraw, and
those under whose direct supervision
the postoffice car service comes
The new car is the outcome OF the
ideas of President F. ID. Underwood,
of the Erie, built at his suggestion,
and in accordance with those ideas,
by the Standard Steel Car Company OF
Pittsburg. Plans as prepared were
submitted to the postal authorities at
washington, and met with their entire
approval, it seeming 10 meet all the
demands in the way of strength, con-
veniepce, and absolute flreprocf' quail
ties, while owing TO the weight OF the
car tSOfHcIQl0g OVER 1UUsUOO POuhOSI
its riding qualities are as near perfec-
ton as 1t is possible to obtain in car
OF this sort.
The car whose inside length is So
feet, is entirely of steel as to IT'S ex-
terror and wherever wood has been
used in INSIDE fittings as in the mail
racks, sorting tables, etc, fre-proof
wood with cast iron trimmings has
been used A door midway between the
two ends of the car. practically d.
vides it into two sections, one end be-
ing used for storage. while the other
end is for the sorting tables and letter
racks The former is entirely closed,
but the latter is well lighted by eight
windows and a subsidiary door on
either side For night work an eiabor-
ate Pintsch gas system is provided
The Gold steam heating system is
used, westinghouse air brakes and
signals are provided. and the car is
equipped with Master Car Builders
couplers. 1t is mounted on Erie stand
ard six wheel trucks, and its perfec-
ton and finish. both as to exterior
and interior, has excited the lively in
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-05-23

Journal that some. thoughtless boys
have been defacing the monument in
R. E. Lee square, by throwing stones
at it and nicking and chipping of its
surface. Whoever has been guilty of
this ofense should cease the practice
at once. 1t is against the law to de-
face property of this kind, and If any.
one is caught doing it in the future
he should be arrested and punished.