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The Washington times., 1905-01-24
TORCH Is USED
AT SEVASTOPOI

SEVAsTOPoL. Jan. 24-Fires in the
admiralty works here yesterday started
suddenly and simultaneously IL several
parts OF the building. and burned so
CONTINUED on Third Page)
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New Branch oaice.

Want advertisements for the Evening
and Sunday Times viii be received at
Drug Store. corner Fourteenth and T
Streets northwest.
The Washington times., 1905-01-24
TO CURE a COLD m ONE Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money If II fails to cure.
e. w. Groves signature is on each box q
cents,
The Washington times., 1905-01-24
Afternoon Passed Quietly.

At O'Clock yesterday afternoon the
city was stin outwardly quiet and street
traffic was uninterrupted On Vasili
Island. the storm center of the work
mems movement, there was no disorder.
though there were large crowds in the
streets and the troops were out in
heavy force
a large force of horse guards is sta
toned at the Winter Palace
Late Monday night the police made a
series of doTniciliary visits. and warned
householders that the rioters had decid-
sd 10 divide into bands and ransack the
city.
The Washington times., 1905-01-24
WOrnOut?
Run Down?
I will gladly give you a full
dollars worth Of my
remedy TO test.

Nothing to deposit. Nothing to prom
isc. The dollar bottle is free. Xou1
Druggist, on my order, viii hand you Z
full dollars worth and send me the biz
The Washington times., 1905-01-24
EDUCATIONAL.

AMERICAN Correspondent Culinary School:
complete instruction in the art OF cooking.
confectionery and pastry. 90 cents a lesSons
first lesson free. Address CHEF JEROME.
s15 sth St NV. city js24.2s,S
The Washington times., 1905-01-24
w ARSAW CALLED
TO JOIN REVOLT

BERLIN, Jan. 24.-The "Lokal An
zeiger'' reports that rebellion has
broken out at Radon, Poland, fifty
seven miles south of Warsaw.
The rebels destroyed a public build
ing by blowing it up with dynamite
A pitched battle has occurred in the
streets between the rebels, who are
well armed, and the troops.
Three officers and many of the rebels
and soldiers are said 10 have been killed.
WARSAW, Jan 24-The events at ST.
Petersburg have agitated the whole
land. for, in spite of official reticence
and the vigilance of the police. they
are becoming known throughout Russia.
A meeting OF laborers here Sunday
everywhere, and demanded the imme-
date calling OF a parliament
HanGbills have been distributed
throughout this city preaching insur-
rection and calling upon the people to
rise and arm themselves from the ar
SenalS-
Predict Polish Revolt.
PHILADELPHIA. Pa. Jan. 24.-That
Russian Poland will take advantage OF
the present troubles that beset the
Car and revolt from his rule IS the
confident prediction of prominent; Poles
in this city.
Active leaders of the colony here as
sert that fund of more than $4,000. 900.
gathered in America. is now secreted in
Switzerland, ready TO aid the revolu-
tionists.
I'm a few weeks the plains of Warsa W
Will be as red with blood as the streets
of the Russian capital are today" said
one of the Polish leaders.
The Washington times., 1905-01-24

the Nevski Prospekt, was smashed Sun
day.
The large palace of Prince Stroian6ff
situated at the corner of Moikania
Street and the Nevski Prospekt, has
been converted into a hospital and is
crowded with wounded men People
calling to make inquiries for relatives
or friends are not allowed TO approach
the building
The Washington times., 1905-01-24
SPECIAL NOTICES.

ALL MEMBERS and friends are invited
20 attend a general assembly OF the F.
A ,A- YORK Masons tCempactl at
their temple. Fourth and q Strets north
west, W EDNESDAX EVENING. IAN
UAfsY =, 1885, T:30 O'CLOCK Su5scrib-
ed, J. H. WILLIAMS RW G. s.
HENRY cox, NJ ". c. NJ. II
The Washington times., 1905-01-24
AUCTION SALES.

AUC1IOd SALES-
AUCTION SALE every Monday and Friday
the Arlington Horse Co Stables carry
a load OF horses on hand fer private sale
every week; Furthermore sell and guar
antee all stock buy only good accii-
mated stock and can well afford 10 give
great and substantial guarantee Give US q
call, ARLINGTON HORSE CO, 32s7 II
NV ja24-3r
asonHoRSEs AND MULES-aso.
VIII be sold for the high dollar WEDNES-
DAY. January ., Al 1873 a m. at the ope1-
ing sale OF .--.s--7-
GEO. HYMAN'S
Auction and Commission Stables.
sos, sos and 3o7 9Th St NJ W.
A consignment oE very fne mules, ages
from to S; weight ,1e9 TO 4999, from GiIlen
& Heinan Mule Company, Of East St Louis.
Ill. and a consignment Of the best young
draught horses ever seen In Washington
Fred w Grothe Of York, Pa, viii sell q
mixed load of horses and mules
AUCTION SALES EVERY wEDEES-
DAY AND SATURDAY.
iazs-7t
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REDUCE YOUR T4yEe

We furnish tax statements showing
increase OF taxes next three years Mod
crate compensation. THE CORPORA
TIONe AGENCY COMPANY, Ills F ST
NV and 45S Louisiana avenue Phone
Main 3lG0- fasO-tf
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include assassination and other violent
forms OF the public determination TO
wreak vengeance and to compel reforms
and ameGoration of their condition
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sOURSE

ing of the strike to Moscow has caused
more perturbation IN the official mind
than even the widespread movement in
St. Petersburg. The employees Of many
factories have quit work there, and the
strikers are emulating the example of
the CAPITAL workmen.
The Washington times., 1905-01-24


OFFICE OF THE WASHINGTON GAS
LIGHT COMPANY, January IS Isd5-
Il he annual meeting OF the shareholders
OF the " ashington Gas Light Company,
for the election of directors aEd for such
other business as may properly come
before said meeting, viii be neid at the
office or the mpdny, 4i3 lUth St nv,
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 6, Js05. AT u
O'CLOCK noon The polls will be open
from Z o clock noon TO or clock D m
WILLIAM B. ORME, Secretary
jaI9-iSt
ENVELOPES PRINTED, complete, 1.0ea
for SI-9S net, while they last; special car
lot just received; hurry hurry.l HAIR
KY PARK. -SI4-Ss5 r Nuf ced- ja1S-53t
NEW DOMESTIC sewing machine:
either chain on lock stitch; TWO ma
chimes in one; EghteSS running, bail
bearing machire, simple and durable
Sold on monthly payments Special
discount for cash. Phone or mail orders
promptly attended 10. DOMESTIC
SEWING MACHINE CO. AGENCY, SO
Z st. NV Mac.Enes rented 50c week
jale-tf
SPECIAL sewing machine bargains:
Singer, 8 so; Standard, $500. New Home,
SI0.e0; Automatic, $17-G6: all warranted
five years. Sewing machines repaired
and warranted SI.Oo. Machines rented
by week or month at OPPENHEl8i-
ER'S New Home agency, 5il 9lh ST.
NV. ja1-1
The Washington times., 1905-01-24

| ply failed, except in the lofty glow
| lamps on the Nevski Prospekt and the
\ MorSkaia
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

Ed. Slotter of Erie, Mich, called
on VIM. Schlect, Monday.
Mrs. Kate Nellis spent Monday
with ID. A. Haylor and family in To-
ledo.
Geo. Hoshel, wife and family
Sundayed with Benz, Thornton and
family.
Mrs, win Veitch was the guest of
her sister, Mrs, Almendinger of To-
ledo, Monday.
School suits for boys ut $500, ST.
80, $500 and $500 Bring your boy in
aud let us show You how nicely we can
fit him up. FULLER's.
Mrs. Peter Wise was the guest of
Benjamin Schaller and family at
hoachton, Tuesday,
viii Powell and wife entertained
on Sunday last, Miss Osterhout and
Ross Watts of Haskins.
Philip Hertzfelt and the Misses
Kathryn Hlllabrand and Kathryn
Rhoda spent Sunday with relatives
and friends III Sylyania,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

Mayor Kingsbury was in Detroit
the first of the week.
Geo. Mills Sundayed with Geo.
Thomas and wife of Toledo
Miss Eva Zingg of Bradner was
home the guest of her mother over
Sunday.
Fred Miller and wife of Bowling
Green Sundayed with Chas. Weidner
and wife.
Mrs. Ohas. Neiderhouse spen
Tuesday with her parents, Durham
Simmons, Jr, and wife.
Mrs. Emma Norton returned to
Bowling Green, Monday, after spend
ing few days at her home here.
w. r. Walker and wife are in Gus
tar this week invoicing their stock OF
dry goods recently purchased.
Frank Burdo of Lucas county
gave the JOURNAL a call last Monday
and ordered his name engraved upon
our subscription list.
Henry Hahn, who recently under
went an operation for the removal oi
his rightarm, wasa caller at the JOUR
NAL Office to renew his subscription.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

When a child shows symptoms Of
Group there is no time to experiment
with new remedies, no matter now
highly they may be recommended.
There is one preparation that can
always be depended upon. 1t has
been in use for many years and has
never been known to fail, viz: Cham
berlains Cough Remedy, Mr.. NJ. r.
Compton of Market, Texas, says of it,
Il have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in severe cases of Group.
with my children, and can truthfully
say it always gives prompt relief
For sale by Wm Comstocll &c Son.
druggists
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

Fred j. Dauer spent Sunday with
friends in Toledo.
Geo. Moser was at Mansfield on
business, Tuesday.
Mrs. Bowers and daughter, Helen,
spent Tuesday in Toledo.
For SALE CHEAP. - First-class
gasoline stoye. Enquire at JOURNAL
OFFICE.
Charles Cook and wife of b. c.,
were guests of Perrysburg relatives
Sunday.
Miss Valley Simmons was the
guest of the Misses Shipman OF
Roachton few days since.
Misses Hulda Schaller Ida Well.
stead, Carrie and Lucy Schneider, Mes
rs. Chris. schaller Fred and George
Schneider attended surprise party Oh
Thursday evening.
Fred Heide OF Stony Ridge and
Miss Emma Stautfer of Perrysburg
were united in marriage by Rev. Id'
on Thursday evening, Dec. I, 1905
They will reside at Stony Ridge, an(
have the best wishes of host o.
friends.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

James Scott and Forest Noble
were at Blissfield, Mich, Monday.
Miss Terry of Toledo was the
guest of Miss Moderwell recently.
Miss Tillle Thornton speut Sun
day in Toledo the guest Of Miss Nell
Hardy.
Mrs. J. Winsler of Maumee, was
the guest of Mrs. John Homer Tues
day.
David Lahey, wife and baby were
entertained by John Schwlnd and wife,
Saturday and Sunday.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15
THE BEST LOT IN TOWN.

very best site for home in Perrys-
burg. The lot is loS foot front and
contains almost an entire acre. The
property adjoins the new residence of
Mr.. Adamson on Front street and one
thousand dollars will buy it if taken
within 80 days from date.
If you think the price is
too high look at the lot
and you will change your
mind.
Address, II. II. HILLARp,
ll9 l4th Sta eet,
8stf Toledo, Ohio.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

Mrs. w. A, Shier of Toledo spent
Saturday with C. f, Shier and wife.
The little son of A. A. Roberts
has recovered from the injuries re
celyed in fall few days since,
John Schwind and wife and Mrs.
5. j. Barnes of Toledo were Sunday
guests of Valentine Schwind aud
wife.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15
Cloaks, Furs and OverCOats

There's substantial apprecabe for mother wife
cloak comfortable stylish And for father could scarcely
anything Come make
selection where is almost endless values mathess:
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

Half fitted long cheviot-special value....$ 80
Black chevlot in the empire effect. so
novelty overcoat new design ............... 10 90
Rich Castor Kersey Empire stye..."....... u 90
Better quality Castor Kersey-overcoat... 10 90
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1905-12-15

OvercOats in a large range OF
fashions and designs from 81 to SIS:
Good quality of blue beaver overcoat. s 90
Well-made all wool Kersey overcoat.......... 90
Fancy belt overcoat-52 inches long 10 90
Several patterns of fancy belt overcoats.... II 90
Long belt overcoats-fancy and plain. 10 90
Loose box and fancy belt overcoats......".. IS 90
Rich Kersey and fancy belt overeoats. 20 90
Soft Vicuna and heavy Melton .........,..., % 90
Fine black silk lined vercoat.............,... 25 90
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
4 EILL HOUSE

A philadelphian who recently re-
turned from trip to Florida in mar
rating some of his experiences says
that it is almost impossible to con-
ceive how great was the rush of visit
ors at the height of the season. H.
Illustrative of the enormous crowd he
told the following anecdote: zone day
a man came to one of the big hotels
and was told that there was no room
for him in the house, but that place
to sleep could be made up in the me-
mortal chapel on the hotel grounds if
he desired. The visitor replied that he
was satisfied. BY bedtime he had
partaken of all that he could stand in
the way of unsolicited refreshments.
When he woke up in the morning he
looked around for a push-buttOn, and,
finding none, wandered out into the
vestibule. There he saw Il bell-rope.
and he commenced toiling the bell with
great gusto until Il man opened the
door and asked him what was the mat
ter. Bring me cocktail and siphon
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
DEATH OF OLD NON CoMpREND.

Joe Francis told it to me in this way.
when We were at supper at Rlppoge-
nus:
"One fall I was guiding Frank Uink-
ley; Louie Nicholas was guiding an
other sport. We We're near the mouth
of Alligash. Frank said. Joe. do you
speak French:'
Il don't know a word of French. but
l said Yes
"'Well.' says Frank. 4 want you to
go down to the St. Johns with me this
afternoon to get some milk and butter
and eggs
Il told him to get Nicholas. as
knew he spoke French; but lie must
have me; SO l thought could work it.
l asked Nicholas in Indian what milk.
butter and eggs We're in French. and
l kept saying over the words till
thought l knew them. Well, when we
came to the first house, Frank says,
Joe. let us stop here
"When tried to remember the words
found had forgotten them all. There
were Il lot of children out doors, and l
says, Frank, you don't want to stop
here. This is school house. Don't
you see the children" l was in hopes
/ might get time to remember, but
Frank would so in. Well, when we
got in there were over dozen children.
They had no ladder, but there We're
pins driven into the corner posts, and
the children were running upstairs just
like mice. Joe says, Frank, fire away
your French
81 asked the woman in indian. She
says, Non comprend.' Frank says,
what does she say| l says. She
says there is an old peddler named
Non Comprend who comes round every
week and buys all the milk, butter and
eggs. He has just been round Frank
says, Then we will try the next house.
Il asked the next woman in Indian.
She says, Non complcnd,' L says
There. Frank; didn't you hear her
say Non Comprend? tell you, Frank.
it is no use: that old Non Comprcnd
has just been and bought up all the
milk and butter and eggs there is
Frank says, 4 don't believe yu can
speak French l told him l could,
but no one could get any milk and
butter and eggs when they were all
bought up.
well, next day we were padding
down the st. John. and where the
road comes close to the river there
was funeral. l saw Il boy on the
bank. and l says. Boy, whose funeral
is this? 1t was French boy, and he
says, Non comprend.' l says, There,
Frank, do you hear that? He says it is
old Non Comprend's funeral Never
was so glad in my life that old Non
Comprend is dead. Now we can get
all the milk and butter and eggs we
want M. Hardy, in Forest and
Stream. 4.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
A Pretty Table Decoration.

4 1t was invented on the spur OF the
moment for home wedding: it proved
an immense success; and was later re-
peated to hang over the table for n
very stunning luncheon.
1t was nothing more or less than n
small canopy of flowers. which was as
exquisite as thing could we'll be; and
the way it was made wasn't one of
those delightfully."- impossible methods
that it takes a trained decorator and
a couple of assistants to work out.
A japanese paper umbrella was the
base of it all, with the handle mys-
teriously seeming to go the wrong way
and coming out on top of the umbrella.
AS a matter of fact, the umbrella had
simply been clcverly turned inside out
This was for the wedding, to be hung
from high ceiling for the luncheon:
the handle was cut off quite close to
the "catch,' and the umbrella suspend
ed to the chandelier by the little knob
on top.
All over the inside of the umbrella
were caught flOwers-white roses, with
plenty of green leaves and vines. They
were held in place by deftly tucked
stitches, set in over stems, where the
leaves would hide them.
And the umbrella was covered with
them on top. too. the handle being
wreathed with vines. until the whole
thing looked like Il great exquisite
flower.
For the luncheon only the inside
was cOvered-and that with delicate
pink flowers; and still another time one
was covered all in green. with a row
of pink roses just at the edge.
1t is one of the prettiest bits OF
home decoration imaginable. yet the
tacking is easy enough for the veriest
amateur to do, and artificial flowers
might be used, if real ones were hard
to get. Even cleverly made paper
flowers might be substituted.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
A Handy Button Box.

The incest arrangement for holding
buttons that have ever seen is made
in this way. Procure some of the
small pasteboard boxes used by drug
gists, those which slide in and out of
4 frame like a drawer. Six of them
make Il box of convenient size. being
placed together in two rows of three
boxes each, the rows running up and
down, and the ends of the boxes so
placed that they are at the front and
back of the finished box. To fasten
the boxes together. use wide ribbon
which is tied entirely around them
from side to side, thus holding them
firmly in place, being finished at the
top with large. bow. A button can
be sewed to the front of-each box to
show the kind contained in it. and two
boxes should be reserved for hooks
and eyes and safety pins. The but
tons which are sewed on the box also
serve as handles by which to pull out
the drawers more easily. When boxes
of uniform size and color are selected,
very neat appearing article will be
the result. In large family where a
great many buttons are used. nine
boxes will make button box Of more
convenient size, though three rows of
three boxes each does not make one
of as attractive form as the other
1Iyra Bradshaw, in The Epitomist.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
GLAD SHE WENT.

1t was ut Il New England county
fair, and two women Il little beyond
middle-agc were seated under shade
tree by the entrance gate. when one
was heard to say to the other:
80 you've been out to st. Louis to
the big Exposition. How did you like
it,
well, I enjoyed it rst-ratc-better
than l expected to-. You see, l didn't
care nothing about goin' in the first
place, but SilaS he was dead set on
goin an was bound should go with
him-said he wouldn't go unless I did
so went just to git him off, for /
could see that he wanted to 90 the
worst way. An l was real glad went,
in the end. for when we found that Sis
own cousin. Luclla Day. lived within
sixty miles of st. Louis we concluded
to 20 out an make them Il visit, an
we did have Il real nice time. She give
me a new reseat for maxim marm ladc
out o green grapes an another one
for tomato pie. You wouldn't think
tomatoes would make n pie fit to eat.
but you'd be s'priscd to know Just how
good pie they will make. Then one
day while we was in the art-room at
the fair a Yoman come in with
brown HeLrietty cloth dress an
cape an it give me an idee of just
how to make over my brown Henrietty
cloth this fall. An Il woman l fell in
with one day when l was resting i'll
the shade on bench told me how to
take all kinds of spots out of
any kind of goods. and woman in
one place where cooking dcmonstra-
tions We're being given told me how to
make lovely batter-cales out of stale
bread an oatmeal flour. Live an
learn is my motto. so. after all, l was
kind o. glad l went. but. for real en-
ioymcnt, l don't think the st. Louis
show begins to come up to our county
fair."-J. l.. Harbour in Lippincotts.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
New Field For the Tailor.

And now new field is open for tho
energetic tailor. To behold cook
kitchen drudge, seamstrcss, washer
woman or chambermaid in trousers is
"A bit shocking at irst sight. 1t there
fore rests with some wide-awakc tailor
to invent appropriate costumes for
each of these men maids that shall
he in keeping with the office flied.
and then, Mr.. Tailor, your fortune is
made.
Just now these servants. or at least
the cix we have heard of. are runnin.
about caring for their household duties
in ordinary sack suits, and funny
little apron like those Worn by the Free
Masons.-Amerlcar Tailor and Cutler
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
TINE BY THE FORELOCK.

A widow one day in spring was seen
by the clerk of her parish crossing the
churchyard with Il watering pot and
bundle
"Ah. Mistress McTavish." said the
clerk, whats yer business wi sic like
gear as that y are carryin'?'
IAN. weel. Mr.. McLachlan," replied
the widow. I'm just goin' to my guide
mans grave. I've got some hayseeds
in my bundle, which I'm goin' to SOW
upon it. and the water in the can is
just to gi' 'em spring like
THE seed Wilma want the watering"
rejoined the clerk. They'll spring
finely themselves"
THAT may well be-" replied the
widow; but We dinna ken that my
gudcman. as he lay a-deeing, just got
me to promise that I'd never marry
again till the grass had grown above
his grave. And as I've had good
offer made me but yestreen, We see.
dinna like to break my promise or be
kept a lone widow, as ye see me-
London Tit-Bits.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
SG. 81. ..l555IYv. 4
H4As2sS&s]REGPES..&!..:sAs2l ~ B
SSGllE--==--=@sAeerII 81

Coffee Cake Without Eggs-Onc heap
Eng cup of sugar. one cup of strong cof-
fee, onethird cup of butter, three scant
cups of flour and two heaping tea
spoonfuls of baking powder sifted in
the flour
Cream Pie With One Crust-Bcat
together two eggs, one-haIf cup of
sugar and one tablespoonful of butter:
add two tablespoonfuls of -four. with
milk enough to make thin. and stir
IN with the egg: add two cups of sweet
milk and one teaspoonful Of extract of
lemon.
Baked Indian Pudding-Heat four
cups or milk to the boiling point in n
double boiler. Sprinkle in one Gun of
corn meal and cook five minutes after
all Is added. Add a level teaspoon of
salt and level tablespoon of butter
one cup of molasses and one cup of cold
milk. Turn into well-buttered pud
DING dish and bake in n moderate oven
three hours.
Cooked Salad Dressing-Beat one egg
IN bowl, add three tablespoons of
cream, One-half level teaspoon of salt
saltspoon of pepper. one teaspoon of
melted butter, one teaspoon of made
mustard. one level teaspoon of sugar
and four tablespoons of vinegar. Reot
well, then set the bowl in a dish of hot
water and stir the mixture constantly
until it thickcns. Take the bowl from
the hot water at once and cool the
dressing before using.
chicken Soup-This makes n do
hclous bisque, when Il cupfu, of cold
veal o. can Of chicken. chopped, is
stirred in, with half cupful of dry
seasoned crumbs. A finer soup can he
based upon chicken broth by making
egg balls and putting them into the
polling broth. Have ready a cupful
of scaldins milk. stir in tablespoonful
OF butter rolled in one of -four, cook enc
minute. and pour, little at time
upon two beaten raw eggs. Turn into
tpe tureen and add the soup and balls.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-03-17
AN EASY CREDITOR.

In certain town of Connecticut \
deacon of the church. charged with
soliciting subscriptions for charity. re-
Gently experienced considerable diff
Guilty in getting the townsmcn to con
tribute.
To one of his neiGhbors the deacon
said:
"Oh. come, Richard, do give some
thing
Sorry. Deacon answered Richard,
"but | don't see how l can
why not? Isn't the cause a good
one:"
"Oh, yes, the cause is good enough:
but l owe too much money
But. Richard, you owe God larger
debt than any one else"
''Thats true, too" drawIed Richard
"bnt God amt pushin' me"-Harpers
Weekly.