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The San Francisco call., 1905-06-21
JUST so.

When everything goes CROOKED
And seems inclined to rilA
Don't kick nor fuss nor fdgseS
Just-you-snile-
Irs hard to learn the lesson.
But learn II II you'd wini
When people tease and rsste2
Just-you-grfnf
When some one tries to do you
BY taking more than half.
Be patient, nrm and pieasants
Just-you-laughl
But II you ind you're Utu6y
(Sometimes. Of course, you Wild
And cannot smile nor grin nor laugh
Just-keep-stilli
-Woman's Home Companion.
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9
The skirt provided with Paqun foun Chao covered with
unned throughout just big pun
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-21

S6Nen OF z = IL L
thousand r e a t
American n o V e | s
published last year.
The public library,
it will be remem-
bered, lies imme-
diately north and
adjacent to the
storm center Of the
present labor dis
turpances.
On his way to the
library, just as he
passed the alley on
its west, he saw
t n r e e policemen
standing idly, gaz-
ing up the alley
that opened south
ward Of them. They
were large police
men, tall, big-foot-
ed. broad Of hip
and shoulder and
larger around what
had been their re-
spective waist lines
than either above
or below that bulgy
equator.
Thereupon. after
s I a n d 1 n 8 a n d
watching the stall
wart backs Of the
three Of them for a
minute or two. dur
ing which they
maintained q dig
nif1ed Quiescence. a
chance for a joke
came to him. He
thought that II he
could set of a
good-sized child's
torpedo just behind
the three guardians
Of the peace as
. they stood there,
something would be
doing, and 1t would
ha for hin, IN LAUGH
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or any stunts like
that. He didn't,
because he couldn't.
Smiths particu-
lar province lay in
r e m O vi n 6 t h a t
sense Of segrega-
ton, as common at
social gatherings as
at the University
of Chicago, which
sets all the married
women in one cor
ner talking about
babies, all t h e
married men out
on the porch smok-
ing and discussing
crops, all the girls
giggling in another
corner [ a | k | n &
about young men,
and all the young
men almost any
where else talking
about that them
selves. With a few
well-directed re-
marks generally of
a boisterous ma
ture, he stirred
the various COM
ponents of surprise
parties and church
sociables and the
like into a whole as
smooth and we'll
mixed as eggs for
an omelet.
He was also a
practical joker. Be
ing a kindly ma
tured man with red
hair, freckles, dim
pies, and a large
mouth, his jokes
seNom caused any
thing but mirth,
as when he pinned
o n e o f NJ a m i e
Lumpton's braids
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aPARsIFAL. IN KANSAS.

If "Parsifal'' failed to make much of
hit in Kansas, sagely observes the
Topeka Capital. 1t can doubtless be at
tributed to the fact that 1t interferred
with the milking and other evening
chores.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-21

Special information supplied daily TO
business houses and public men by the
Press Clipping Bureau (Allen's). 30 Cali
rornia street Telephone Main 1oA4
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-21

Townsend's Gala Glace Fruits. IN ar
tistic fre-etched boxes. New store now
open. 767 Market street
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ana lsoo- II VIII fall on that date
again In 1905. 1879 and 1890.
INTRODUCTIoN-H. NJ T.. City. II
would not be the proper caper" for
you to introduce yourself to strange
young lady. unless there were circum-
stances that would warrant It. The
proper way to do Is to discover some
one who knows her and have that
party introduce you.
CARDS-Enq.. Oakland. Cal Accord
ing to the etiquette OF the times mems
calling cards should be small, thin and
perfectly plain except for the inscription
in script. old English or block lettering
The mans fun name or the initials Of his
Christian names and his surname should
be given, always preceded by ssMr" un-
less succeeded by "Jr.," OF In cases where
title or degree is appended. A physi-
clan may have his name preceded by
DR." or followed by M d." A clergy
mans card may read either. "Rev.
John Jones" or If he has a degree. "John
Jones. ID. D."
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ANSWERS TO QUERIES.

PALM sUNDAY-A q R. City. Palm
Sunday fsii on April 9. In 1897. 1888
and 1900. II will fall on that date
again In 1905. 1879 and 1890.
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:. SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Il

HER VIEW.
He-rve Just been figuring my
expenses and have decided to
practice self-denial, less smoking,
more walking. less club meetings,
etc.
She-Why, John. dear. how
thoughtful of youi Now / know
I shall have a beautiful summer
outfit.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21

Mr. Goldmore the vice president, and instructions to
deliver it to other person The clerks at the bank had
taken him thru the front and into large apart
ment where Mr. Golmore and government bank examiner
work. where they had apparently the whole cash
of the bangod silver and out
on long table, johnson delivered his note and told to
sit down wait Apparently nancier and bank examiner
forgot him; any rate after half hours
further they walked out of door into alley
thence about half block into 'Jerry where they took
somehng and remained for perhaps ten minutes leaving
johnson all the while sole custody OF good many hundred
thousand Of dollars. '. ri -
tAnd there they found him on their return, patiently
waiting tho pleasure of Mr. Godmore He got the
the message he had brought and left reporting to his
poyer the Of his delay and to all ex
reme surprised when he arrested the next day the
specific charge Of the theft Of bundle Of bank notes Of the
value OF $500.
Il should have said that johnson youth Of very
appearance fact he might be called consump
tive so far looks went, when the witness stand,
where he told very good story he taken with
fit of coughing which wound with slight hemorrhage,
the latter thrice repeated and growing greater with each
repetition the fact excited little the sympathy
it excited invaluable to my side Of the In fact the
Judge offered to postpone the trial to allow the prisoner
medical attendance but johnson wouldn't have it. He de-
cared that he fighting for than life, and insisted
the fight going the finish while he had life enough left
to act his part which declaration Of his cut short by
other squirt Of blood from his mouth. ..><... -.
And the trial did go on the jury acquitting johnson
without leaving the box. And that the last Of
him for than ten years. But being the coast
professional business about that length Of time after the
trial. met Johnson fat and ovia and he made
much Of brother could He took to his house,
introduced to his wife and children and finally stunned
by the information that he president and principal
owner state bank the only other large stakeholder being
old chum Of his who had been drug clerk the city Of
Johnson's origin .@-..+.@ In -.
By's out of town. said johnson, tbut he d be mighty
glad to YOU He made the capsules fetched that jury
with Just pigs blood cayenne pepper and geatine they
hit dn3t to
did, indeed And didn't overlook bet? heard by
side wind that Mr. Goldmore had sweeten the banks funds
$50Ooo after Johnsons acqutta which might well indicate
the size of the bet
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
What the Market Affords.
Z RESH Goldfish, Is cents a pound.
i Fresh mackereL 40 cents apiece.
Creamery butter, 33 cents.

The list Of delicious salt water fish coming into
ket fresh and in fine condition heightened this week bv
cod and macker The cod large and steaks and
thicker sections Cod particularly we'll suited for boiling
and the middle cuts best for this altho the
head and shoulders used for dish of boiled fish, II
the fish to rub with salt two hours before
cooking Put to cook in cold water poured around it, not
over It, cod breaks up very easily cooking The fish
should be kept we'll covered with and smmered verv
gently Put in salt in the proportion of three teaspoonfus
to gallon Of water Bring to boil gradually and when it
reaches that point the addition of little hoseradish and
either vinegar lemon juice will improve the flavor Skim
carefully and simmer about half an hour on the back
Of the Dish hot napkin garnish with lemon
and horseradsh served either with drawn butter or egg
sauce Whitefsh may be prepared in the same way
delicious the remains Of the cod or any cold
fish is in fish pie Free the fish from bones and skin and
place in pepan mostenng with buer add dozen or 80
oysters or the remains of oyster with
mashed potatoes Bake half an hour and serve nicely
Drowned The cold Goldfish excellent any Of the numer
GUS scallops and creamed dishes made Of cold fish
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
III SPlTTERS IN
TOLLS IN CHICAGO
Police Gather in Scores, Even a
Woman Being Placed Under "
Arrest.
New York Sun Special Service,
(Sixth Week Series.)

New York Sun Special Service.
Chicago, Feb: 2l.--At 2 o'clock this
morning, the Hist Of the days viola
tors Of the anti-spitting ordinance was
marched into Harriston. street station,
booked and released on bonds. The
work was done with the CELEBRITY ac-
quired from eighteen hours Of practice.
1t was a great day for the anti-spit-
ting crusade, and a busy day for the
police. At the Harrison street station
business was rushing from early morn
ing. Sergeant Grady looked like a
bank cashier. Each man arrested was
allowed to go, on putting up q deposit
OF So for his appearance in court. Out
of the deposit 81 was taken for the
bond. The remainder was placed in an
envelope bearing the name Of the sde-
position" Grady soon ran out Of change.
But the incidents Of the crusade were
not confined to the station. A we'll
dressed woman spit on the sidekalk in
front of the Chamber of Commerce
building in the afternoon. She was
seized by Detective Seller and dragged
across the street to the city hall. She
was not aware that she was under arrest
but thought she was being kidnapped,
and was too frightened to scream. Real
izing when she entered the building
that she was under arrest, the woman
pleaded with the detective, and was al
lowed to go with a warning.
Assistant Chief Schuettler, on learn
ing of the case, ordered that women be
arrested as promptly as the men.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
QU1xoT1c COURTESY,

THE late Mrs. Gilbert the veteran actress, talking
l day about tho time when Hamilton Fish was Sec
rotary Of state.
9sMr. and Mrs Fish,, she said chad grand air, an
od-fashioned courtesy, that introduced into
Washington society They taught Washington lesson
Mrs Fish sometimes carried her high ideas Of courtesy
One Of her rules, to every call she
ceived Fer husband continually holding public recep
tons and to these out Of curiosity, many would
come who had desire that Mrs. Fish should call upon
them-who in position to receive her properly
she did call.
Zone such attended Fish reception, left her
card and little later, duly honored with call from
Mrs. Fish
It beautiful mild afternoon. The Fish equpage,
all agtter the wintry sunshine dashed down the
street and halted before the woman's shabby little
house with musical jingle of silver chains The fooman
leaped from the box and opened the carriage Mrs
Fish descended
The poor of the house, alas kneeling on the
sidewalk beside bucket Of hot scrubbng front
steps
Imagine how she felt! What would you have done in
predicament awkward? Would you have been as wise
and ready wonder the was?
sMrs. Fish, bending over her, said graciousy:
9 is Mrs. Henry Smith at homer
" And Mrs Henry Smith replied No mum, she ain IT,
and went on scrubbing." ss.4
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
vC1yry0s and Oddities.
49,. "'7Is psssiar sfraneei,,
Ills psssiAg skrsaas!"
QUEER COLLECTIONS.

:
# HERE is in Philadelphia park guard who collects
beetles For some ten years he has been collecting
beetles OF all coors and shapes till he must have
million Out Of these he makes clocks houses pictures and
amanner Of strange and brilliant for beetles
shells beautifully colore lend themselves to bizarre
and shimmering effects.
The hobby is strange. It Of million strange hob
bies that exist. For instance:
Bryn Mawr coachman collects horseshoes Over everv
door IN his house there decorative scroll Of horse
Shoes and huge portrait of himself in the paor
with a horseshoe frame
Some young men Of wealth collect cigare cases. Very
beautiful cases are made in Paris where the best scupors
do not dsdan to design them Thus possible to obtain
cgaret of gold silver bronze ornamented with
beautiful basreiefs and signed by Names good
collection OF clgaret cases may have great value as
collection OF laces of antique watches
Philadelphia millionaire collects antique keys The
sums he pays for Of his keys amazing Yet thew
are beautiful specimens Of the art Of the smith, and dis
played IN cabinets they make beautiful ornaments Il ia
not unusual in this mans cabinet see key over foot
long, deliberately designed weighing six or seven pounds
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
n String Of Good Stories.
"Eeanaat Truth m
feayt Tho M said to mo-"
THE WOOLLY WAITER.
PURE WATER FOR MINNIE.

GERALD LOWTHER, the brother Of the Earl of Lonsdae
" who is to marry Miss Alice Blight, American girl,
years ago connected with the British embassy in
Washington. 49, Z H..
Mr.. Lowther has travelled America very thoroly,
and in London he is noted for his knowledge of American
manners and customs.
At a London dinner party the restaurant waiter
being discussed, and Mr. Lowther said:
you should the wooy waiter of the west the waiter
Of Dead Gch of Busted Boom Of Snake and of hundred
other American mining towns. *.....*
The wooy waiter you in his shrtsleeves, with
cigar his mouth One day Englishman ordered quail
Of such person.
"'Qua9' said the waiter. AL right friend, quail it
is Quail goes'
"And he disappeared in the kitchen, and in moment
returned with dish Of pigs feet.
Wha's this? said the Englishman. Il ordered quail
"'Wel,' said the waiter, 'ye've got quail
I" But quail's Bird the Engishman exclaimed.
The barrel Of the walters revolver cleaned he said
in low, tense voice: -. -. ..5.~
90 tNot here.'' -. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
TOO BIG FOR SUCH A JOB.

r HE went behind cloud The astronomer look
ing thoughtfuly up towards the softened light said:
is mistake to think that the sole duty is the
lighting and warming Of the earth The big for
such little job It capable Of Lighting and warming two
thousand million earths, each as large as ours.
The is ten thousand times bigger than the. earth
For every Of earth substance there 10000 acres Of
substance And for the heat-we the heat that
flows at every instant thru single square foot Of the sun
surface would be sufficient converted steam to send our
greatest liner the Atlantic and back in record
time.
There must be other worlds which the rays have
produced wonderful life wonderful minds Tt is folly to SIM
pose that little world has benefited from The LIGHT
Of this incompatible luminary.o
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
What Women Wn,tt to K1,0ap.

NKsTAINED L1NEN--Will you please tell me what will
l take nkstains out Of Observation-Disclosures.
If the stain is fresh it with table salt and expose
to the Remove the salt fast it becomes dscol
cred and replace with fres the stain old one mois-
ten the spot and place plotting paper. Cover with
mixture Of table salt part tartarc
acid and expose the rays several hours Ink
stains may also be removed with salts Of lemon which YOU
at drug store Cover the ink with the salts and
after several minutes wash the linen carefully with soap and
in clear water
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21

be in session at
the time Of his
arrest, an in
d.i c t. m en- t was
quickly fou n d,
and within a
week of his ar
rest he was
placed on trial.
His people were
very poor, he
himself had no
money, and as /.
said before, the
court. appointed
me to defend
him: And here
are the facts Of
the: case as testi-
fed to in court:
".Johnson's en-
p:loyer had sent
him to the bank
with a, note to
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6 6 -

posing in the outside Of the Tub of Blood neglect
ed to rustic Mr. Boggs' warbags for stuff, Mr.. Boggs
having several pounds Of silver money his boots the
time. Mr.. Boggs reports that Bill looked like "a gent who ID
overlooked bet when Mr. Boggs true financial condition
dawned upon him. which is exactly how feel every time
remember johnson. Tho, to be sure, there but little
out Of the ordinary about Johnson.
He was Junior sort of bookkeeper wholesale house,
blessed with champagne tastes and beer income rather
familiar with the tiger and the lady youth his
ought be- on the slate of half Saloons
deeply the books Of several taor would
allow But he smart at his work and well liked in the
house, and 1t like bolt out Of the blue his family
and friends when he arrested charge Of robbng the
great national bank of the CITY, grand jury CHANGED to
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21

The records of the day-deaths,
births, marriages, hotel arrivals, rail-
road time tables, real-estate transfers,
building permits and other information
Of interest-will be found, together
with want advertisements, on page IL
of this issue.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21

TO Southern Texas, $27.75 Round Trip.
Galveston, Fort Worth, Houston and
Beaumont. To New Orleans and return,
$3.50. Tickets on sale February 81 and
March z and 81. Limited twentv-one
days.: Stopovers permitted. Call on
J.. G.. Rickel, city ticket agent, 424
Nicollet av.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21

It isn't necessary to go out in the
cold to order your groceries and sup
plies. The Journals new feature,
tShopping by Telephone" on the Want
Page, is at your service.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21

TO California for 5000 via Chicago
Great Western Railway.
Tickets on sale from March / to Nav
Is. For further information apply to
R. III. Heard, General Agent, corner
Nicollet avenue and Fifth street, Min
neapolis,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
7heGre0t HeadofJohnson.
By q. q. KELLY.
WAS but a hedgling law

VAS but a fedgling lawyer when I was APP
pointed by the court to defend young
Johnson said Mr.. Clerouge, the emf
nent criminal attorney, as he Tipped the
ashes from his cigar and smiled as one
reviewing pleasant episode Of the past,
and every time I think Of him my men
tai countenance assumes the expression
of Dan Boggs' chance acquaintance,
Spanish Bill, when that worthy found
, Mr. NV
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21

The well-known strengthening proper
ties of iron, combined with other tonics
and most perfect nervine, are found
in Carter's Iron Pills, which strengthen
the nerves and body and improve the
blood and complexion.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW.

PARTY CALLS-If several women entertain at public hall
clubroom, and am invited, tho some Of them have
called at my home, do owe them all call?-
Ignorant.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-21
ONE. GOOD GUESS DESERVES ANOTHER

UNI GOOD GUESS DESEEV Els ANOTHER.
JAMES R. KEENE is noted for his civity He is as DO
- lite to poor a millionaire On this account
servants always hold him in singularly high regard.
broker, the other day, complmented Mr. Keene upon
this trait. ~. ..: -: ~ ri. ".." -,
: With a smile Mr.. Keene said
II learned in youth that it is best be polite to
everyone
IT walking in the country day in my youth and
towards shutdown lost my way AS podded on tired
and hungry, met farm hand. .-"s.
" Jack, said what is the way to Berenda 2
"The farm hand looked at me with a ~frown
"'How did you KNOW he said, 'that my name was
Jack7' .- =, .....
"'Oh,' said, Il guessed it,
Ihen,' said the farm hand !guess your way to Ber-
enda - ~
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-05-05

az 2:20 O'clock Thursday was dis.
charged II Is understood the majority
favored acquittal. The jury sent
TO the courtroom for articles OF cloth
ing worn by Young NJ the time he met
his death. and for the skeleton which
was exhibited during the trial by the
prosecution In its endeavor 20 show
that the victim OF the tragedy could
not have inflicted the wound himself
Miss Patterson collapsed on the
iury's announcement and tainted dead
away. She was assisted from the
court by one Of her counsel and several
court attendants and revived In an
nnte-roOm
Recorder Con made a personal APP
peal 20 the foreman OF the jury TO en-
deavor again 10 reach a verdict. The
foreman entered the jury box and poll
I'd the jurors In open court. but they
were not able 20 agree. Recorder
Con-. before dismissing the jury eau
toned them not 90 tell how they stood.
Future procedure IN the case Is un-
certain. IL has been intimated by
the district attorneys Office that the
state probably would not attempt
another trial Should this be the cas-
Miss Patterson win be released either
on nominal bail or under her own re-
cognizancc and the indictment event
ually Quashed.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-05-05
THE BRYAN.cOLLEGe RAILROAD.
10 What Light II is TO be Regarded as
an Observation-Disclosures
Interviews.

Editor Eagle.
The man who has read the Eagle
Of this date and does not seriously
consider the proposition to build
the electric interurban line to Col
lege Station has a very different
view point from the majority OF
people and is standing in his own
light.
The writer desires to call the at
tention Of the monied people OF
Bryan to one proposition which
might be occasionally overlooked,
and by way Of parenthesis would
say that il is a natural law OF bus
mess that when men invest money
they figure where they are 10 get
immediate returns on their invest
ment; that is natural and proper,
but in this matter the writer
thinks we should all consider this
fact: That the A. IL NJ. College Is
fixture. IL is a national and
state institution and will stay as
long as civilization lasts. The city
of Bryan is fixture. 1t will never
be a cotton field.
Now if we get an electric line "a
College Station it will be a fixture
and will be operated for the benefit
of Bryan as long as the world
stands.
We should not calculate u. i'm
mediate returns of interest on our
money, but rather calculate what
the enterprise will be worth in ten
years, in twenty years, and so on.
Who knows but that in twenty
years every dollar in stock on that
road will be worth two dollars.
Citizen.
Bryan, May 4.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-05-05
Be,NGING TRUCK BUYERS.

Special 10 The News.
Houston, Tex, May 2.-Stanley
Watson, the able and bright young
industrial agent OF the Houston IL
Texas Central railroad, is touring
the North with the view of meet
ing the commission merchants and
to make them acquainted with the
vegetable and truck crop condi.
tons of Texas, with the view Of
getting them TO send their buyers
into the territory or in any other
way to interest them in Texas pro-
ducts. He will probably go as far
east as New York, making most OF
the large cities on the way. When
he returns TO Texas he will travel
the West and Northwest. The OBJ
ject is to make the world ac-
quainted with what Texas can
raise and the practicability OF
shipping from the State. Here
again is a way In which the roads
are proving themselves the best
friends of the farmer. They do all
they can to locate him on good
land and then help him with every
means to develop his land, then
assist him to find a market for his
crops.