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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05

An Irishman taking home a goose for
his Sunday dinner went into an inn for
slight refreshmant. Laying down the
goose, he was proceeding to satisfy his
thirst when ssedy-looking individual,
seizing the goose, made off, Pat at once
started after him, and before running far,
had his man by the neck. "What did you
take that bird FORT" queried the irate
Irishman. ''Sure," said the seedy-lookir 6
man, 81 took it for lark" "Did your"
returned Pat. "Begorra, ye'd make bad
Judge at bird show"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05

tucket lightship on the afternoon OF June
2e. The vessel was dismasted two hours
before the Fronde came in sight The
crew saved their effects, although the boat
from the Fronde had considerable diff
Guilty in taking them off the sinking yes
sci.
The first active work preparatory to the
building Of the new union passenger sta
tion at Bangor was done Thursday morn
ing, when crew of men under the direc-
tion of civil engineer Of the Maine Cen
trail railroad began the work of moving
the freight tracks on the wharves out to-
ward the river. These spur tracks will be
moved as fast as possible out toward the
end OF the wharyes, and in course of time
when the other tracks come to be moved,
the tracks Of the main line running
through the Exchange street station will
also be moved out. II is understood that
the spe,i ieations IN the contracts call for
mas jrry work to be completed by No
yepber B.. Z is probable that no work
wiz he ;icps This seasol on the super
structure 81 ,hs new station building but
that "a foundation win BIZ laid and closed
ia road for work % begin as soon as the
frcst bias gone in the spring when the
work viii be rushed to completion. The
old station at the foot of Exchange street
viii continue to be used for long time
vet
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05
Rent Her Double.

81 knew no one for four weeks, whenI
was sick with typhoid and kidney trouble"
writes Mrs. Annie Hunter, of Pittsburg,
Pa, sand when l got better, although 1
had one of the best doctors ] could get,
was bent double, and had to rest my hands
on my knees when l walked. From this
terrible affection | was rescued by Elec-
trio Bitters, which restored my health and
strength, and now j can walk as straight
as ever. They are simply wonderful" Guar
anteed to cure stomach, liver and kidney
disorders; at E. G. MooRE's drug store;
nrire 60c.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05

Mr.. Hay married Clara, daughter of the
late Amasa Stone, of Cleveland, Ohio, IN
1874. His father in-law left him million
dollars or more, and a magnificent house
in Euclid avenue, Cleveland. In later
years MIR. Hay made his home in Wash
ington.
They had four children. The daughters
were Helen, who in February 1902, mar
fied Paine Whitney, son of President
Cleveiand's secretary of the navy, and
Alice, who, in September, 1902, married
James w. Wadsworth, jr., of New York.
The two sons were Clarence and Adelbert
Stone. The latter was promising young
man, who received diplomatic appoint
ment in South Africa. On his return he
fell from window in house in New
Haven and was killed. This was in 1901.
IL was the first great sorrow of the sec
rotary.
THE FUNERAL.
The funeral of Secretary Hay viii take
place at Cleveland, Ohio, to-day. Presi-
dent Roosevelt viii attend, making the
trip from Oyster Bay to. Cleveland by
special train.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05
Got the Tune all Right /.

A new Irish porter was at work on an
English train. The head porter directed
the new man to initiate him closely, and
thereby learn his duties.
When the first train came into the sta
tion the head porter shouted, "Ferryhill,
change for Hartlepool, Stockton and Mid
dlesboro; change for Spennymoor, Cox
hoe and Trimdon; keep your seats going
north"
Barney strobe after him and shouted in
louder voice: Ferryhill; change for
Dahore, Umphump, Tootalooral, Older
ham, change for Coxcomb, Moorham,
Findham, Goldman; kape your seats where
you are"
The station master called him aside and
showed him the right names on the time
table.
Barney removed his cap and said po-
litely: ''Thank you, sor. l got hould of
the music, but couldn't catch the words"
The merchant iUho does not advertise in
a dull season makes IL more profitable for
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05

B. F. Leek, of, Concord, KY, says: "For
20 years suffered agonies, with sore on
my upper lip, so painful, sometimes, that
l could not eat. After vainly trying every
thing else, / cured it, with Bucklens
Arnica Salve." It's great for burns, cuts
and wounds. At f. G. MooRE's drug
store: only DC
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05

Half the troubles we look for do not
come; and it is never worth while to waste
the hours in worrying.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1905-07-05

To Cure Cold In Une Day
Take LAXATIVE BROMo QUTNrNE Tablets
All druggists refund the money II II fails to cure
Z. W. Groves sig nature is on each bog. &c.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

walks are TO be built Of two-inch oak
planks laid on AKA pieces four feet
apart and three feet wide. the whole 10
be in a good and workmanlike manner.
Said walks are TO be completed within
sixty C6Ol days after the passage and
publication Of this ordinance. and II
said walks are not completed within
said sixty days. the city marshal will
advertise for ten UOD days for sealed
bids to complete said walks as required
by this ordinance and Vet the contract
70 have said walks built 10 the lowest
bidder, and the expense Of putting
down such walks. II done under con.
tract with the marshal as herein pro.
yided, shall become a lein upon such
property as provided BY The charter
Of said city in such case made and ap.
proved.
Passed and approved Dec. 10. 1896.
J. W. BLUE. Mayor.
J. c. BouRLASD. City Clerk.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
Crayneville.

Mack Rushing is still on the sick list.
Misses Lassie and Able Baird went
10 Marion Tuesday.
A large crowd attended the singing
at ]. F. Canada's Sunday night.
There is to be an oyster supper at
d. W. Brookshire's Wednesday night.
Sunday is Bro. Oakley's regular ap.
Pointment Come out and hear good
sermon.
Johnnie Long and Mrs. Alice Hughes
surprised their friends by getting mar.
ried Sunday.
Miss BERTHE Specs. Of Marion. who
has been visiting Miss Ada Canada.
returned home Monday.
Misses Ida, Autie and Audie Ord.
way and Addie Carlton spent Saturday
night with Mr. and Mrs. W. p. Lloyd.
Abe Henry was in Crayneyille on
busif ess, Dec. Is Come again. Abe,
and vel see that the doors do not re,
! ,ckcd on you.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

teaching wholly because / love the
work. Any man who u engaged In =
work ami does not enjoy his work. Is
doing himself great injustice. Ne Is
not likely n succeed. last year |
asked Tor tea raise and " Il had mo-,
been given me ! would not be- here
today. God does not require me 10
spend nv young lie and not lay up
something for old age.
! firmly believe there are more
teachers In the South who receive more
pay than they are worth than there ar,
Who receive less than they are worth
You prove TO the farmer yuu can help
him raise that by ~ he and you all
30, WAnt Tor pay | do not blame the
farmer Tor refusing 10 raise your salary
when yuu are nd, groving. What are
you doing Tor YOURSELF Quit 'cuss.
ma" the farmer and "kck" YOUR.
self
Il DOS seem 10 me that an teachers
should have a high schrol or college
training The man WIN has not enough
git up and git" w him n complete a
course " study beyond the free school.
can not teach school. Hc may keep
chool II Is wrong 10 tell falschoods.
Il Is wrong 10 steal Il u wrong 10
drink whiskcy, but u is wurae 20 b.
lazy.
DO M, boast Of your experience. 1
know ~ an old man who has been
teaching for thirty years. Tie began
teaching wrong ideas. ~ | am told BY
the county superintendent. and Is
teaching today In the same old way.
Experience In the school room teach.
e. only few. We should Judge the
teacher by growth and no, experience.
The successful teacher Is the one
who climbs a little each year The
uncducated teacher. like the uneducat.
cd preacher. is d,ing bu, little god
u any.
The state never will and should no,
pay all the teachers salary. under.
stand the state does pay Al the beat
places al least go. but would you cal
this sslaryi Local TAXATION Is tbs
only way a successful school can b
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
The Secret Of Success.

Forty million bottles Of August
Flower sold in the United States alone
SINCE is inlroductiOnl And the demand
Tor Il Is growing Isn't that a fine
showing 81 SUGGEST Don't Il prove
that August Flower has had unfailinr
success in the cure Of Indigestion and
dyspepsia the two greatest enemies Of
health and happiness2 Does Il not
afford the best evidence that August
Flower Is a sure specific tor all stomach
and intestinal disordersl that il has
proved itself the best Of all liver rcgu.
'alouI August Flower has a match
less record Of over thirty.fye years In
curing the ailing millions II these dis.
tcss'ng complaints a success that Is
becoming wider Ia It's scope every day.
4, home and abroad, as the fame Of
Nugust Flower spreads. Trial bottles.
&c. regular sllc, I5c. Dor sale by
Woods & Ormc.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
Joy.

Elmer Hates has returned from Mis-
sour.
Claud Crotser sold J.. NJ. Davis one
mule for $3.50.
VIM. Kiebler is digging a eistcrn and
cellar at his home.
The sun that shines in the face
rises in the heart"
Miss Eva Mcdaniel. Of Lola. visited
her mother Sunday.
The young folks had a singing a, II.
o. Tnmblcs Sunday night.
T. J. Chittcnden purchased horse
Of Tom Wallace last week.
H. o. Trimblc and Chas. Black wen,
70 Golconda last Wednesday.
J. P. Adcock, Author Of Hear,
Whisper" was here Saturday
Judge and sheriff elect, Davis and
Bshop, was here one evening last week
There was a pound supper and sing
ins at Jim Clements Saturday even
s.ng.
{. W. Myrick and T. ]. Chittcndci
Jr have rented the mill here On,
year
Forrest HARDY Is movirg HE sawmil
from h'rc To will Sharp's. near Berr,
Perry
Albert Champion. who has been con
tned 10 HE riom with a long an,
ssrIuus illness. vas able 10 come 10 10,
Saturday
Tie family u' County Attorney clcc
:. " Jvibes. tss,iyvd ,,legram from
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
LOCAL NEWS
Irma.

Miss Mamie Henry was here Satur-
day shopping.
Mrs. Laurie Willis, Of this place,
is very III at this writing.
Mrs. Ed MJtt visited the family Of
Hugh MeMaster last week.
s;iss Ida fiiii, OF sheridan. visited
Miss Pearl Sullenger last Sunday.
Noryal White and wife are on the
sick list but both are improving at the
present
J. r. jackson and son, ]. II, Of
Hamio, Ark, is visiting Mrs. S. C.
jackson.
Fred Brown and wife were the
guests Of Norval White and wife Sat
urday and Sunday.
The musical at +. woolsey's Tues.
day night was largely attended anC
enjoyed. especially by Ida and Henry.
Leonard Farmer and wife.
who have been visiting the family Of
I. p. Woolsey. returned home last
week.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
CITY Ordinance.

The city council Of theeity Of Marion
Ky, do ordain as follows:
That sidewalks be built on the north
side Of O'Bryan street. fronting and
abutting the property Of n. c. Love
and Daily Barnes. Beginning at the
southeast corner Of the n. c. Love
property and extending west a. far as
said property extends. Said walks 10
be built Of 2 inch oak planks laid on
iSi pieces four feet apart and three
feet wide. the whole To be- doue in a
good and workmanlikc manner. Said
walks are 10 be completed within sixty
t6Ol days after the passage and publ.
cation Of this ordinance. and. II said
walks are not completed within said
period Of sixty days the city marshal
shall advertise for ten llO) sealed hid
TO complete said walks as required by
this ordinance and let the contract D.
have said walks built to the loves,
bidder. and the expense u putting
downsaid walks. u done under contrae,
w'th The city marshal as herein pro.
Vidct. shall become lcin upon said
property a. provided by the charter of
said city in such eas, made and pro-.
videi
Passed and approved this December
~. 1876.
J. W. BLug, ia, Mayor.
J. C. BouRLAND. City Clerk
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
City Ordinance.

The city councilof the city Of Marion.
Ky. do Ordain as follows:
That the sidewalks be built on the
ives, side Of College street fronting and
abutiing the property Of X. ,. Haynes
md J. Bell Keyil, beginning where
Haynes walk ends and extend north as
ar as said property extends. Said
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

nun. Prove 10 the farmer you can Do
the wurk and you will not want io'i
salary. The farmer should have Iusl
as good a school A. the merchant lie
must have H. he Is getting !, IN nahI
places throughout the South.
] DO not wish 10 BE- misunderstood !
have never laugh, a successful school
hut am not sufficiently educated to
teach the farthcrcs, remote coun'u
school In Arkansas.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
A Fearful Fate.

IL isa fcaful fate 20 have to endure
the terrible torture ~ Piles
II can tpthfully say" writes
Harry Colsun, ~ Na-onyillc. la.
"tha, for Blind, Bleeding. Itching and
Protriding Piles Bucklun's Arn,rn
Salve Is the best made. Also bss, ior
cuts. burns and injuries. 25c At lla,nu.
& Taylor. drugrists'.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
EanlGd.

Gentleman or lady with good refer.
enec, 10 travel by rail or with a rio.
Salary sl,OI2oo per ycarand expenses.
salary paid weekly and expense adj.
vaneed. Address. with stamp.
JOS. A. ALEXANDER. Marion. K,.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
The Continued Story
of Current Events

Stoneport, ILL., announcing the death
Of Mr.. Joiner's mother.
Atty ]. W. Joiner passed through
here Saturday morning enroute home
from Illinois. where he had attended
the burial Of his mother.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

Call on Us for anything TO wear and
We will treat you right. We do not
advertise an article We haven't in stock
for less than It is worth and when you
call for Il, say, Here is something
just a. good"
c. b. LoYD, Eredonia, Ky.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
BOARDING House.

Would Ike to have FIVE or siK gcntls.
men ecartcrs Nice rvoms, Bern
Dcboc property on Hayward street.
Marion. Ky.
A-ft s. n. RANKIN.
Mas. Ella YEAKEr.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

Fleece lined underwear that has
always sold Tor 800 per suit, only Soe
at &, r. LoYp's, Frcdonia, ny.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

Work coau, oycralls and jeans pants
a. cheap a. any Cne can sell The sams
gOois. b, Lorn. Frcionia, Ny.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

Good assortment Of mems. ycmca's
boys and chlldren's caps from i5c
TO 75c. c. Il. LLOYD. Fredonia. Ky.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
INhacrn knllre

| will not receive tobacco a, either
OF my factories In Marion Or View ,nr.
Ing the Christmas holidays.
A. II. CAkDn.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

Calicocs Sc for best grades. Brown
domestic and brown canton flannel from
SC TO loo per yard.
c. Il. LOYD. Frcdonia, Ky.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
LErrrR NOV g aRAnY.

again ask Tor space In the columns
Of TnE RgcoRD. To those who know
ne not ! desire % say am only a
plain Crit,cndcn county hoy. | am no,
a citizen II your county but am
interested In work.
| desire ~ farmers who glance over
my inirsiuc iun n read what | say.
] promis" &, use no word bat what you
will uI'' land | will write strictly
nay D. lights.
~ somewhat tp ask anyone
To- | write am only a
youn nd know but little. am
atm uut experience, yet my -four
year lin the school rom hay,
uug .umC few thingp
! teaching is tho creates,
pro- - calling known 10 man. II
Id hihS 80 would change ms
IN
une Of those fellows VII,
beh,, Is, ), called 10 teach. am nv,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

These are objects We think far from
our daily routine and perhaps We arr
won't 10 le, distance lend cnchant.
mcnt Ia view " but there are many
pracuca! things about ~. near w.. tha,
necd our attention. Graft. that nor.
'ous weed Of the nineteenth century
needs 10 be- rooied out and W. To
strike hard. 10 strike effectively. 20
strike Al the root u this monstruus
evil b 10 select wholesome officials
men not fur sale. To attend o. the
ballot box is a sacred duty and much
responsibility attached ihcrcto. Eiu.
cation along this line IL no, amiss
Root OUT evil with the good.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

II Is not all together sclhshncs. for
Us To do the most for ourselves. not
forgetting the fact that the better We
are the better will they be- Who asso.
ciate with us.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
COMING |!

DR.. c. L. Gray. the well known
0ph,hAlmologist, who formerly made
regular trips 10 Marion. will be here
again jAny. sth.. al the New Mario"
Hotel, and remain until the ~
See him when he comes about
eyes " you are having trouble "
Mind with them or n you hav
ic headache or any otheg
trVubl caused from eye sIt
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

Peace on earth and good will "a
mcn.' The dream Of universal peace
- not altogether a dream. Each cen.
tury sees strides In that direction.
Nineteen hundred years after the CHRIS,
said blessed are the peace makers. %
IL thcdcclaration taking form. Another
hundred years and who knows but to,aI
disarmament will b. a practical real.
ircd fact, The Hague court Of arai
tration is a child Of ehlgh,mcn,. Nor,
than one century. Il may be. will tai,
IN nOurish and cherish this child 10 Il,
proper statue. but even that time 1,
worth while.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

Behold, | bring you tidings % grca,
JOY, which shall be 10 all men. Hut
the way this 10y" Is brought about
has something - ju ~ith IT,
proprcty.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22

The petty worries Of life will soon BE-
over because the energies wasted upon
them have shortened life.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-22
Educational Column
W HUGH WATSON. E4a.,

The message Christmas should bring
20 all is one Of good cheer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-10-07
Idaho Prunes Top Market.

c. P. Hartley, whose fruit packing
houses At Caldwell. Emmett aud Parma
are kept busy these days. will send ont
something ike - ears Of prunes TO the
eastern markets. OF these something
ike % cars will 20 from Emmett, anil
the balance from Caldwell and Parma.
The HAYES and weStIake orchards a'
Emmett. will furnish about y cars
each Of prune~. and the size and quality
are strictly first class. In addition to
the shipments fram tire Hartley <
Richards parking house, Mr. Woody
will send 3 or cars of choice prunes
from bis Emmett orchard. The prunes
from the other parking houses are ais
very large and fine, and they are being
carefully packed. The 5-5 prunes iron
the orchards Of J. P Wilson and o.
L Phillips packed last week at th'
Caldwell house, under the supervision
Of O. A. Stalker, were very handsome
weiser has also been sending New fori
some high class prunes that have toppe'
the market.
Mr.. Hartley is particularly pleased :
. far with New York and Chieago price
and with the compliments he Is recei'
ing from lis correspondents there II
has had returns Of as nigh as 81 p
Z 81 40 for Italians, which figures were
handsome advance over the same fru
from other stsies.-Ciem State Rural
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-10-07

The following two items from the last
issue Of tia, Buriey Bulletin illustrates
the rapiditv With which the Twin Falls
tract has been settled:
THE BurIey Townsite Company de-
liverei to Mrs. Maud May jameson =
Iced for a town lot a. per promise
When Burley was opened May the
company promised the first Burley baby
lot. This pledge has been keTt-
About a month ago the FIRST baby Tas
born in Barley. It lived only five days,
- she deed Is male to the mother OF the
child. MrS. jameson, wife Of our hust-
ling brickmaker. The Tovnsite Com
pany exteni= sympathy 20 the Oere@Ssa
parents.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-10-07
around the State
nsuss s,essss irsn naas Sources

American Falls Is to have new po~er
plant The plant Is to be built on the
town side Of the river, and when CON-
Dlesr,i viii develop fourteen times more
,,wrr than the one nos in use-
The farmers Of the Twin Falls country
have or-anired a Farmers Business
Assoeistioa. The purpose Of the Or
rsnirstion IS to secure the best results
AMI conserve the best interests Of the
farmers.
Mrs. Bingham Young, 0us Of the
Oldest usoneess or the Elk City district
has passed awav at the advanced sse ot
los wears. She had somewhat re-
msrkable career. She vas Of English
birth and it has long been ciaimes Tor
her that she wss a servsnt in the family
of Iori Byron. She claimed 70 have
uurse,i Queen vic.oriA and was present
=, The latter's eornstiOn in iSsS. Mrs.
I Young has hong been resident Of Idaho
lhsyius lived On Ne~some Greek durins
the sixties. Later they settled At sis
City.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-10-07
BULLION IS FOUND
Postal inspectors Recover
Gold Stolen From the
Meadows-W Warren
STAGE Last
July.

One Of the cleverest pieces Of detect
i've work preiormed IN this section for
some time was executed at Ontario last
Sunday evening when United States
Postal Inspector T. J. Ciaak aud Special
Inspector FuIlenvider recovered gold
bullion valued at sl4sO belonging to
the O.ollen Rule Placer MINING Co.
uhich vas stolen from the Meadows
Warren stage last July. The facts are
A. follows.
The Meadou--Warren stage vas held
up by lone highuayman on the norn-
ing q Friday. July T. Passengers were
relieved OF sI7s. the registered mail
pouch was riHei, and a sack Of gold
/ bullion, consigned 10 the United States
assay office at Boise was taken from the
/ boot Of the stage. The robber, who was
masked, disappeared
On TIE same evening James Couroy'
the driver of the stage. while returning
over the same route. vas met hy Johr
/ Gideon, an emplove Of the Golden Rule
mine. from which the bullion had beer
sent. One of Gideon's first remarks
ea- that she. C.,uroy. bad ueen held N