Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-04-28

noDleman while you were abroad
BelIa-NoI merely ,shopped. lex
change.
''Tourem says 1t only takes cent
to run his auto a mile" II always
wondered what the scent was for
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Maud cut a ine figure on Broad
way yesterday. Nell-You did, Maud
Yes 1 refused to speak to Mr..
Tailormade.- Princeton Tiger
''rhe Paddingtons are great on style.
aren't theyT' "They have no automo-
bile, have they?v mo, but they be.
long to church that has curate. -
Exchange
No doubt about II: He's he .
self-made man? She-Oh yes; he
spells English the way it is pro
nounced and pronounces French the
way it is spelled. Judge.
Madge What makes you think that
handsome music teacher Is mercen.
ary7 Marjorie He charges Dolly's
father two dollars an hour for making
love to her.-Town Topics
eve got no use for the man who
mixes business with religion 'No;
but some OF us would be better for
mixing little religion with our bust
ness. "-P Philadelphia Ledger.
Patience That was the sixth time
she's been married; and yet she looked
nervous, didn't she? Patrice- Yes,
poor girl; perhaps she's afraid It win
be her -Yonkers Statesman.
Widow Wixen-Yes: Henry died
quite reconclled. / was at his bedside
until the last moment Dumley (mean-
ling to be complimentary Ah, that &C.
counts for it-Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Golightly-This Is my new
sixty Hve-dollar bathing dress, my
dear What do you think Of It'll 60
lightly Think you got less flor your
money than any one / ever knew
Town Topics
Mistress Mary, 90 to the door at
once. Some one has rung three times
Mary-It's all right, mum. IT'S only
that young Teller as is mashed on Miss
Maud. Yer needn't be afraid Of bis
goin' away In a hurry.
A teacher giving lessons on physa.aA
force asked, Nov, boys, can any o.
you tell me what force is It that moves
people along the street79 He received
from one OF the boys the unexpected
answer: @Please, sir, the police"
papa" said the romantic girl,
Percy Pink placed the stamp in the
lower left corner OF the envelope.
Does that mean anythingR" "sure. -
grunted her practical pa. What does
ii meanP stiffness. - Chicago
News.
4 'T'll have you know, stranger, that
/ belong to Chicago, said the Yankee.
"'Deed an wha'd haze thocht itr'
quoth the skeptic Scot; "frae the wey
we've been speaking thocht Chicago
belonged tae you" &c Glasgow Evening
Times,
II suppose you'll take in the ST.
Louis fair?' said Mr.. Staylate. ''No, :
replied Miss Patience Come, making
no effort to suppress a yawn. well"
he continued, Il simply must go
"Oh, must your It is late, isn't It'll
I'm so glad you called. "-Ph philadelphia
Press.
II have been told" remarked the
visitor in Salt Lake City, that your
lake is drying up. What seems to be
the causeg' II guess, mister" said
the native, "if you had as much salt
in you as that there lakes got, you'd
be gittin' purity dry, toe" Chicago
Tribune.
That's my last canvas" said
D'Auber; Il started that six months
ago. You see, some days paint away
feverishly, forcefully, absOrbedly, while
on other days cant paint at ALL"
q see," said Crittick; you painted
this on one of the other days. "-Phila-
delphia Press.
Noa susceptible to tillage: Mrs.
Lakeside yes; some Of those mar
row, exclusive Eastern people say that
Chicago isn't cultivated. Mr.. Lake
side-Hmphl All the city is except
the south part, and that's too marshy.
The land amt worth cultiyating. -
Brooklyn Life.
It's curious that women are never
! great poets or musicians" said Mr.
Meekton. what did you say?" asked
his wife. 81 was merely remarking
that women are too sensible to squan-
der their energies on poetry and music
to the extent that some men do
Washington Star.
Teacher was explaining the meaning
Of the word reeuperate. Now, Willie, .
. she said, If your father worked hard