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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

country. II u q country where You get
the right change back, and the cows
give is-carat milk. and the hens have
not learned To lay small. cold STORAGE
cgss. It 10 the country for me. II the
women would wear c~orsets. and not W
the same sire all the way down, SO that
II you Rugged q girl you wouldn't
make a dent Ia her that would uot
come out until she got Der breath.
And We left such a country aud such
Q pcopis TO como hero to Cuba. whore
the population now comprises the
melncst fcltures OF the desperate aud
wicked spnniards. beaten at their "
game OF loot. the trichfncss ~ the ma
tive Cuban. flushed with pride because
his big American brother helped him
TO drive away the ~spanlard that ho
could never have soften rid OF alone.
aud Win no respect for the American
WIN helped, and only meets him re-
specially because he Is afraid of be-
linz thrown into the ocean " he Ia IN
! %puient. and the worst class Of Yankee
, gTafters aud highway robbers that
have ever been allowed to stray away
from tho land OF the free, That Is
What Cuba Is to-day.
soullosa Yankee corporations have
80, hold Of most OF tho branches OF
business that there Is any money In,
and the thlnEs that do not pay and
never can be made to pay are for sale
10 tendcrfcct. Tho Cuban hates tho
-
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

bisEN ma ~ ~ hhAAHif'Nb III
dishonest man or woman In Holland.
except one. There was one woman
that played II on dad IN Amsterdam.
but | think sls only played him for q
Joke. for she laughed all the time, Dad
was much struck nj se.ins-,hs women
selling milk from little carts. hauled
b. teams OF big dogs. Nndfhr negotiated
with a woman for a dog team and cart.
and all one day dad and | put on wooden
Shoes aud Dutch clothes and drove the
dog team around town. and so 70 hal
III, time OF our lives, more fun than |
ever had outside of a circus, but the
shoes skinned our feet, and when the
dogs laid down to rest and dad couldn't
TAX dog language TO make them get up
aud 20 ahead, he kicked the OF dog with
his wooden shoe. and the dog got up and
grabbed a mouthful OF dads ample
loose. and u woman driving another
mess of dogs had To come nv choie tho
on dog so he wouldn't swallow dad.
pants and all. Dnsi gave hsra dollar fur
r%cseuing him, aud what d., you tbInk,
| Say, she pulled an'oid stbcking uf money
| out OF her bosom and .counted out 80
ccats In change and gave II bacl. to dad,
and only charged four cents for saving
his life. and that couldn't occur In u
other country, cause In most places
| they would take the dollar and strike
hlm FOR more.
| Dad wanted toStakc the dog team
tand cart to Milwaukee To give Il To .
friend who sells red hot wclners. and
30 We arranged to have the team load
ed on the boat, but lust before the boat
sailed tho dog team was, lying down
lon the dock, sleeping and y~cuAtchins
kfleas. when the womdn dad bought the
Etcam Of came along and spoke to the
dogs In Dutch, aud, say, those dogs
woke up aud started on Q regular run
away down the dong, Astsr thk laugh.
Ing woman. and dsappsAgea VIZ abe
street. just az the boat whIstled to pull
Tin the gang planks. Dad and | stood
on deck and saw tho team disappear,
kand dad said "Buncoed again. and Il
Els all bonn fault. Why didn't you
hang on p that OF dog!" VIA,
II Well. VI. b(t our dog team. but We
ligot tho worth Of our money. for we
Nav a people who do not eat much be-
ihids cabbage and milk, and they are
f4as strongest In the world, and there
AMIR VA = Ease II dxs2fps!a, ~ .hsiI
Il. sssAIls.x A. ~ (<@sgll NI4;E NJ & ~ atN.'
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

M ft,N 'fs'fs'ffa w
iisr srsYsss.~sSa, A%sSatfSPssxs
la. : eaa1tsSy,@ Sery a.
copyright. 1896. by Joseph u Bowles)
h Havsnsg Ctua Ny i1ar Old creas-
Or; We. stopped In Iceland for . couple
Of days after VIC left Heiginfn. and u
was the most Disappointing county ~
Visited On our. whpie Tip. Va expected
to BE- walked on With wooden shoes. and
from what We had heard OF that duke
that married Queen wiiheinnina w
thought VIC were golps. TO country
where fnrf ~crc cruel to their wives.
and sws,tcd them overt bead whet
things didn't 20 right, but when we saw
the queen rbifns with her husband. a.
free from ostsntatIon N . depsrtnasnf
store clerk would ride outwith his cash-
Teisi wife. and IN happiness beamipg on
tho Taos ~ the queen aud her husband
Ind sawlthem squeeze hands and look
lovingly into each others eyes. We made
ap- ,sss .usaNAs .AAst .SVasseyJaRS eostsss
these newspaper scandals.
And when va saw the broad shout
dsrei. hroAd-oA4etsd and ,.lroad.cveryt
kere ~omea VI Aollsnd, vs. concluded
that II would be . brave Or reckless hus.
hand who wopld be unkind TO one OF
them. and mighty dapssroAs. because
|ths wOmen are dstSopRer, than the mon.
and ssy woman could whip four mep at
the deyp OF ahc hat. bssansc she could
take on her wooden shoes AMI strike out
- ALL. Ia l.-l g..- lAs
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

.cofS rFvansfssr,vsrfss A pAuStvA
was lrssfed 10 . tsiiy bsfhlee
~ huH suss. and pwmpfy 49,
clear Tsffar % me Teesh yisAtsSl
N. .Agde feet that lad : sesstsey
vsrds bsrSsgins of the shis tscas.
their Ssisnaf coalition. nn ss,1ss
family AsS- tsisst- sAs sSons
friendly 9ccisfm. And so hissv,r.
where. those VINO 'know the ..ss:,.
bsofhsr'' wsies0s the asw.@.s.
Tor the ssks - fhs nsss koe,s
and fhoss who meet both for n, ~
lime an pisnSed info . shimsles,
worry - 10 which fhe,, could ~.
spare N Mey mad 10 make : eksI~
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

rpIrer air. and The 1sls Of Pipcs. which.
has more tropical scenery snd isss
vsjlow fsver. ~sn@pf us
But nov. the Islsnd Of Cuba d : Joy.
and Havana 10 like Heayen-untn you
come to pay your Bill. streets 30 vide
syou cannoI ~ . sraditoe on tho otner
side. payewspts ~ smoolh ~ the roau
TO pcrdition. and tropical trees. pla9M
and flowers. with birds of rare plumasc,
you feel like sitting On . cold bench In
The shads asd wishing al your friends
were here 70 enjoy . taste of what wili
come TO those who are truly good, IN
the hereafter when suddenly you are,
taken With . chin up u spinal cor
umn, and . cold sweat comes out On
tho forehead, and the Internal ARRANGE
mcnts 70 on n strike because OF tho
cold, persplrins cucumber ycu had for
lunch. and you 90 70 o doctor. VINO
does not do a thing TO you. but scare
you out OF your boots by talking chol-
era. and giving YOU the card OF MS
partner, the uplsrtskcrs ,tsllins You
nsver 70 think .of dying In a tropical
.nuntrv without being emhalmed, be-
c.rs. 90, lool an much better when
YOU are delivered at your home by the
cxurc-s eo,ppauy. and then he gives
you pilh and a bill and an alarm clock
that goes OF ssery hour to take q Tli
by, aud furnishes you an officer To gc
homo NJ; yosr hotei with YOU to collect
M. Mil n yo,i pNwn your watch and
s,eeyy, buttons for a steeragc ticket to
Nev york. . .,.A a.rt .s,f
had ha. mot been much good In Ha-
yana. cause no wanted TO see the
whole business I'm one day. lie got a
rov,xon, ana vent out IN the harbor
m vher, me- nchsons of the "Mainc"
.c,s ma N monumen TO the fellows who
vet sleep in the mud of the bottom.
And after tying n little American fag
ON. tho rigging that sticks above the
water. and damning tho Villains who
b,cw I'M The GOOD ship. we went back
To town snd droyr ont to the cemetery
who're several hundred of u boys are
buried. where we lsf. flowers on the
graves and a cuss In the balmy air
for the guilty wretchcs who fired The
bomb. and then we went back 10 the
city and walked the beautiful streets
until Ind beepu IN have cramps from
irving To car nil the fruit he could
hold. Then IL was all on, and /
was going In call n carriage 10 take
him 10 tho hotel. when dad saw a ne
gro as,rlde a single OK. hitchei 10 a
ear, who mad come I'm from the Gown.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29
The Splendid Passenger Sefvis (
the Nickel plntp Read

la. become popular bcciu,s u ,hs ~
aud attention shown rair,ns Il ths In
iolotri Ptftsfs 10 unilurm ale 10 sti-t
ansc an both 4, and 2nd clasi ras,nsr
LlJiy- .iia,ahuy alone ~ tn9Tpiad
hy chillrvr afr shown tpH ID a,ies'sa.
Exc-'icr, Dining and S'eep'ue Cat >rr
ice, and no excess. fare chsrssl % ~
train. Al triins depart inim "a Ma
stree, Sfaticn. Tlcaco fur fH b
formation regarding iickcis rate, r.s'N
-ieepins car space. eit.. coll an - ti,"s
J. Y. cslihan. Gcnerai Ascai, III lan
81, IhiSago.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

adapted for the hands. fhe face. the
general sohef' Impossible. n would
be horrid. Who ever hssrd Of such a
vseS Finally . bold shopper carried
home . cake. Does II look IKE En-.
chen SspoRos No one ID sure. and .
cake Of that Is bought, and compsrisos
made. Behold q family using bofh the
SSponos for every conceivable pur.
pose. and comparing nofesi After
easily and quickly cleansing . greasy
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

The last time ! saw Mrs. NewbrIdo
she said her husband was sick"
Yes; the last time \ saw her she
was making some dainty dish for
him"
"Ah! ! guess l must: have seen her
Just after you dtd.~-Philadelphia
Press
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

and by carefully loading the dice saw
the whole thing OF onto Uncle Gam.
and make him pay tina debts Of tbs. de-
ceased republic. and act ~ administra-
tor for the beneat OF tho children Of
the sawed on republic, whose only A.
set now 10 climate that feels good, hut
contains germs OF all diseases. and
tobacco that smells good when 1t Is In
conilagration under your nose, and
does Dot Rllk ipgaAtly is.N ID psstsd up
In q Wisconsin wrapper that Is the
pure goods. II tobacco ever ceases TO
be u fad with the rich = Of 60
cent cigars, and beet sugar 10 found
to contain no first aid to Brssht's dis
ease. Cuba Will amount y. .1AhQpt-A n
much . DRY TostpsaA which ~
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

A man may b. a horels.s - tui y
women Will admit y aitst ue ha,
posed marriage to her 81 ago Nv
News.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29
TRY HAND sApoLro.

A.. One ,docttipc WHICH j. ra,mnon 10 A
sstri.t. 81 .ocie,, is that The ass In,
write an v the worst Of all khosn AZ.
tL, lowest polnL % drscneraiwn ia
rsseh~. u. vi Tiuss. VI ,"
The Krc Railroad has nrfii "a 70, "A.
impsd ole sSpcDdit urc OF s.x>,i 40 ior Il
INHALATION u tue mos, m,.lcfn mi ~
ncssn, railway stynai that N. Svt H..
put VI the market. 1t D, kapsa a. ~
Hall Electric Semsphpte Normal Css
system. ard h ogcnsssd ly' sta,isaan 10
age bat,cric. line line between hrrs.
-. H., and Mwid1eto~h. n Instance Is
mlcz, 10 TO W. sqvatr-l 81 n ID
The ffsf ~ miles, the signals VII b q,
tsvp.tAiris ~ . min st~tt: fr Tie tct
OF the distance, about on. ahi ,oas,kd
milcs apart. IL wall require hy, ,.ss
plant, i've, shsrginS tho .baiisre., IA
will lie located at Rptbcrionl .iuustr
RSrrwss.A Jsne,i.~. saAern. Otfsd u
Middk,Ywn. The lsnr TO 10 fsS-arIs
two aud Tour tracks At Differed pm,
and n'ths most csnrsfed rar n ,ke u
System. Hithefto q manual blok, "a
u a tower with -iensi. nnrfli~i h
TOW .fn.an, has been nee " = bod m,
lection. hut u has been deemed hot ,
,ss,nr an .aatomstie s,-'eni u, lu,sY
protection. and 10. ageisfsle ne nrt
mrni at trains. The new .,s'em VII b
extended over sbe entire line IN the isiss
IN man VII q cirai r-tc- 81
tnels fl,,n. feel, m,shts ~rumtotatl,, 10
=
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

lection Tor then. =.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29
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49, .f-i ..-h "a /.
A1,41H,'.:..
q e..r 80. ~ =.
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pleasure. n fresAesss ~ IRE hsnds
after dlsb.wsshiss. seaseviaS fhe most
dlsssrseSbIs fesfsrs Of fhsf pceesssry
fssk. II was found 10 tecp delicate
hsby skins from ehslss better than
Sste or powder. and the ero~niag
nofe In the song Of delight came when
an adult member Of me family used II
In q hH Assh. and rrsGSed that .
Turkish Bafh ~ . cost 81 n dollar
was oSf6sac by . small hscfion a. fbe
Hhie. fc1-ecns. vcfvety cake.
DYf. strange though u may seem.
there were people who mad not learned
10 prize SspoHo. To these the sdver-
Using Of Hand .Sssoiio same ss .
surprise. Sspoi'o. . securing sosp.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

IN man VII q dean cons" r-.c.- 81
rnsls fl,,n. ''ic,l. m,ss,s runiouitl,. "
he doe-h' do near de hfsss u na
WI ne .soss snoc o. all Naskfsia
star.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-29

BY HON GEORGE w.PfcK
Ux.GoycIpor Of Wisconsin,. Former Ed;
iiqr srfecslrsan, Artsftfr Pssks
la. BadltaSy,e M a. :
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30

@siu @ebGttniB qudlte ii6 noa ben
pergeT'nen Borten.
g8erlab uns ni6t, ipen1 untFoIl
uns befaaen."
Bas mar base 8 Soft! Der
miBton mar peritummt. 9teie lautz
loTe Stiae, peItes 9abial fur Die 9eS
quGlten Rerpen2 -.
yWenn infer Mlutb aerbrtft, le!
Stab uns aaen!"
Gdbarb breitete bic 9dune lber DE
Idmer3enoeu 9fugsn. 8ieoer blloete
Ii6 i'm Qi6ttreis bic buHtle Saeibs'
Sin f90n9eformter, regelmaBl9er
Stern mar oarauf sutIt0noen. Seoes
&0rnden bate fetnea BlGB ge1unoea
Gnb biente our SerOorbrtn9un9 pes
Sterns.
80, glib uns nidt ben b%ltteren 3op
gum Raubs, barmber5iger SOFT! Dn
infer SORT unO @Iau6e,"
Sin SDmnIs tpar's jebt Der letie
unb no6ltBnsnp has ate @sbet begleIz
tete,
Gd6arO faItets<Sie Sdpbs beibe, ME
Te bamals in III Mhunttefbauo gelegen,
unO fpra4% re leiie NIT DC"
qeiiN re 3as6aft, begaHn Der
SerK6s gu bGmmern.
A9ar0 ftGnb auf pom Hebnltn9l
- f6iittelte ben lebten Reit Der BE
5aubuna pom Tif. Gorgiam brettete
er elm 3u9 iiber oas IntltB oeS
G6lummernben. 0as b%eitere 9liBeru
Der Gonnenlidter pplte ibm gu benz
@rnTt bieIes qntlBas nidt paiIeu.
Damn qing er in bic Re6enItube un6
6ffnete beioe 6eniter melt. Seine 8ruit
bsbnte iiG - in tisfsn Ntbem5iigen Jog
er ben Idarfen, tlarer Briibbau6 elm.
@tpas llngetanntes ooer bod lange
ni6t mebr @mpfunbenes fam nit bic
fen Atbem3iigen iiber i'm.
0dIeinsponne! Gr lebtei - Dor
i6m lagen u%nabiebbare M0sIi6teiteu!
= llno nit einem S6auer f6iittelte
er ienes 9untle, Not6feudte, jenes
uniaaburs@ eitri9e fir INNER DON
ii4 49,.
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pie g~rin5eGan.
EfFlT
Bon 81 0 a 81 a. 4


8a mar emit cine 9riu3eHin
@us tOnigli6em 8lut,
9ie liebte einen S6dferjunoen,
Sa, eineu tleinen S6Gferjungen
Wltt uuer Ser3ens9lutb.
sic ging aus i6rem S9loFe,
2ieB ar bic gOlo'ne Pra4t
Ilnb blieb Bel ibrem S9Gferiungen
Sci ibrem tIeinen @fdferiun9en
90 man6e SOmmernaat.
Sbr Saar, es gldn3t i'm Sdeine
0es eoelIteu Metaqs.
0as Ihldng Ie Observation-Disclosures,
8ag IdllaHg iie ibrem @9dferiuu9en
lin Ieinen braunen gals,
Gle bate CARTE SGnb9en
Oils pie oas Wprgenli6t.
ga itreidelte Iie benz G6Gferiungeu,
Dem groben. armen S9Gferjungen
9amit oaS angeiidt.
lno i6ren fammt'ren Baden,
60 peiB pie neiBer S6meI3,
Den briidt iie ibrem S6dferjungen.
So, ibrem tOaeu S4dferiungen
BIN ieinen 3ottelpel5.
llnb ais Iie au8getoItct
0aS gauge 2ie6e8gliif,
9a lieB iie i6ren S9Gfcriuugen
llnb ging gum 9errn Prin5gema9I
Sn's goIo'ue S6loB 5urid.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
81 0 d mehr!

9ummel: ais i6 neulid meinen
reihen. aber seiSieen Ontel Tim @elo
3u elmer Grbolungsreife bat - ipeiBt
8u. mas er bo seIaet BATE. -. Sd
iofIe einfd6 an bic friIde 2uft seben!"
8ummel; s0os III nod gar ni4ts!
@ie i9 meinem Sntel unldnsit nit
Der glei4cn @nseiesenbeit tam -
ipeiBt 0u. mas CT bo eetban BATE. {.
Gr bat mid sIei6 an Die frii6e 9uft
9eIebt!"
Setn Stanbpuntt.
8%rpBitdbter: nDoIsn sic ni6t in'S
Ballet gsben2"
Sadfe: ngees, lpiIen &c, bes Ses
ban5e is mer INNER gu beinlid."
GrreihE.
aWirf Du beuts nit aur Senniss
gartie eeben2"
mRein. 2ishe, i'd sebe bon nun an
ben gan3en Spori anf."
n5m. bdnn bari ih Dir mobl Sur
WsrIobaae .sratuliren2"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30

lldl la9t Treh. GotbipenSig lit. No8
hlott ieit %oieinanoer CLAUDE Htto iid)
ge9enleItl9 Dertraue, beoinguugslos."
$50 oetjtebe i'm au6 nidt III
sic Ie6nte iif 5uriid. Sbre 2iocr
lbloilen ltd 9clb iiber 0en iIammelts
oen an9ett. Sbre 9ippen gliibten.
.g1n lener groBeu Gtunoc, ga err
mid 81 leinem Gtoen nabm. in iener
Stlnoe lpur0e il ueu in ibm %aeborer.
Gas 8ino, bas lein pertuun6ertes 4u-
sc Der 8elt entidlfeBt, nimmt lire
8iloer in iid auf obne 6llrflt uno
obne l1rtbeil. Sd aber mor0 mieoer
5um Sinoe, un0 er 1T meme @eI..
@i6t ibn beberri6eu, mr. btr1eben
mill id mid ibut, i'm 5u beoGifen"
Sine 8auir entitano. Q>ofler &6.
the SrOruff u%eiteIte med]ansId ihrer
Sdleier berunter.
Oh muroeit iein @eId0pf 9[nuo.
g}arie. On ieIbit bait feinen @;Qen
mebr."
oGr lit mein @iuel" @ie oer6alte,
ner Slbel fIoHg es in Der Stimme bod
5reo Roberts' 6rm.
pStebt OH, 8Gtbe, fie Iegte bic
Gtiru in hire &1noe, BOB Die @ugcu
rerbiiIlt iuaren, uiiebit Oh, Dies lit ia
has groBe, Dos ptmoerpolle @ebeims
nib: er lit mein @iIle, - ID obcr
nar0 Die Seele ieiner @iacu8."
Sic Anoere mar oufgeitanoCn.
so bit Oh qliidIid?" fraote Iie
Ieiie, fat fhii6tern.
@Sno.Marie bob ole %itrabIeuoeu
@ugen groB 81 ibr ouf.
nOb id) qIiidlid bin? @ie ieItiam
gu irogit, adtbe! ~ ih licbe tbu ia"
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Subn 8na, luie er lit.

SIN neueiten SeFt Der armp ano
Napb @a5ette ptro, ipie e8 in Der Rbeiz
Mid : @eitfGliIden 3eitung heibt,
ba8 SntereTe @ngldnbs an Der Der
ni6tung Der rufiiden 6lOtte in dufs
faleno riidbaltloIer WeiIe uno nit
Fait perbliiffenoer Offenbeit tonitutirt
unb er0rtert. ,0as enelii6e Wldrinez
orgdn - 10 ihreibt oas rbeiniide
8latt 49, srtlGrt runb beraus, oaB BON
Der 8ernihtung ooer glt9tberpi6tun9
Der oereini9ien rufiiden OitIeeflotts
bic Truge dbbdngt rpslden umfdng Der
6lottenbdu Der engliIGen Narine in
ben nd6Iten SdbreH dn3unebmen bat,
Dab eS iib babel ni6t ettua nm bic
berein3elte Meinune zines Wdrine
Rritifers ooer aud muir elmer Reodttion
bdnbelt, ionoern bdb mir uns ba Dor
Der @uffaFung peiter en9liI4er Mds
rine Sreile ftnben 9ebt iiber5eusello
aus Der duffoaenbeRN 3batId6e ber~
Dor, oaB alth ooS 3ipeite groBe Organ
Der enelii9sn marine. OaS slnitco
Serbice Muea3ine" an leitenoer STEELE
Ieiner @pril Drummer einen gang
Qlei6e Sheen perfulsenben @rtitel, ges
sei6net ,&apitGn u. g." bringt Der
nod einen S6rit ipeiter gebt un0 9es
aen bic engliI6e 4bmirdlitGt Die Nm
tldae er6ebt, AUS HidIi9ten auf bic
8abinettspOlitit unb bic SntereHen be8
Gdabamts bds 6lOttenbau : Prcs
gramm fart bei6nitten gu baben, unb
IN bteIem Sabre einen SHILLING gu
5paren, I'm odna6 Elm Pfuno aus3uz
aeben." gutb bieTer @rtitel fiibrt aus,
baB bic an Der SpiBe Der Iomirolitdt
Ittbenoen Gee : Qpros NIT oieIem 10
beI6nittenen Programm f~einespe9s
suFrieben Iinb. SIS lei @n9lonbs Yfli6t
oeoen Ii6 IelbIt, fails Mbmirdl RpjeIts
ipensfiis 6lptte utbt BON ben Sapas
nern 3erIt6rt petbe, ieinerIeits cine
66Ga6tI9iIf 2 5lotte gu IAdffen, bic
berienioen oreier 8ontinentalmG6te
iiberleqen Iei, ba man Ii6 nit Der GU
p|erioritGt 3fpei 9roBmd6ten g~e9enuber
mir oonn nod begnii9sn biirfe, faus
bic OfIeeflotts BON ben Sdpanern aus
Der elite Der @robmadt : Slotten 9es
ftri6en piirbe. 8leibe bic S1tieeflotte
a. 9. bur6 einen por3eiti9en 6ries
bensT6lub Rublanb erbalten, 10 miiNe
man nit Der MGslidteit rednen. bah
RuBlano ii6 bon Der @rtlGrung bes
Cartier 8ertrageS BON 1856 losId9e.
unb bann babe man Si6erbeitsmobres
oeln ae0en yeinen groben Sdlparm
oeutI6er &aperidiffe gu treffen", bic
ben engliI6en SanbeIsI4iffen uuf'
lailern piirben. Der 4rtitel beItGtigt
bic in peiten 8reiIen Der englii6en
Morine berridenbs Infidt. buB @n9s
lambs SntsreTe einsn 8rieoeusidluB
perbieie, 10 tanss nidt Die runIa,
5lotte pernidtet lei, tpie einen 5rieben.
Der Rublanb ni4t bic oitaiiatii9eu
Meere peridiiebe." ).
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
DON Suans Guoe.

80, Morquis, man Iagt mir. bab
sic emit ben 6ruueu iebr gefdbrli4
tparen!"
n2tsb setpiB, getpiB, 9udbigite, aber
jeBt limb Die 6rauen es mir. erIt 9eitern
iagte es mir mein Nr5t!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
MitSerungsgrunb b.

Ridter: Isle seben alio gu, has
S9pein eeItoblen gu bdben! Sonnen
Sic ettpus gu Sbrer @ntidulbigung
anfiibren2" = 4ugetIagter: Der 9err
Oottor bat mir g~erutben, i6 foa ims
mer Mbenbs bic 8ruit elm 8isten nit
S6ipeinefett einreiben!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
S68ne Qus{t6t t.

Suuge Sausfrau Gals bas 0ienits
mdo6en einen 8albsI6legel pom WteBs
ger 6riusD: oMarie, i6 BENT es pirb
bas bette Ieiu, i'd made S9ntbel bae
raus! =. SudeH sic nal bic
6deere!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
or bcs Qu8Ianbes.

.46, 1iebite Gmilie, metR t'eFits
9eileio gu benz Sobe Defines Monnes!
Sp pl0bli6, 10 uncrpurtet - es muB
i6redli6 fir Did sepeIen iein,"
,S6redli6! limb mas bas 4ergite
mar, i'd bate nidt einmal elm i6pur'
3cs Steib in 8orratb unb muBte 5poif
6tunoen iparten, Biz es feriig mar"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
It'd.

Sra, 9ictoIo. bic Salon gebt i6rem
Gnoe entgegen. unO Guer @dItbof wtrb
bann gei6lofen. 9alt 9u oenn iGon
ipieber einen Plab2"
sd babe einen Ruf nu6 Miiu6eH
dngenommen!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
@tinIidsa @tfibf.

nRun, rpie bebagen Sbnen bic groBeu
Soireen S6rer Srau2"
n@or ni9t! SD babe INNER bos
@efiibl: lpenn i'd ni9t Der Wtann mare.
10 mar i'd ii4er ni4t eiug.Iaben nOr'
oen!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
@efpanntes 9erbaItniB.

2eutuant gum Burden oes Serrn
Sauptmdnns): nSagen Sic alIo benz
Serrn Sauptmann, th mare bier gene
fen uno.... - 8urf6e Glnterbres
denb): .9itte. Serr 2eutnant, tpoaen
Sizes benz Serrn Sauptmann nidt
I9riftli4 binterlaFeng" - aeutnartt;
yDarum I6riftlid? 60nnsn Sic
benn cine 70 einfahe Mteloung ni6t
ma9en2" - 8urihe: pDas f9on,
aber piFsn sic. mir BAN uns a biHdl
peraantt uno reoen ihpn felt q bddr
9a9en MD nit Gnanner!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
WerqIei6enb ~bemertt.

Sunser Gbemunn (Sanbwerter, bic
binrciBenbe 8erebtIamteit ieiner 5rau
gelpobrenb. gu ibr): r@usuite. 8
tbuit ia. ais oh 9u uuf attoro reben
miibteit!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
@emIthIth.

Stromer gum 9enbarm, Der ibn
O~rrctirt bat unb ION e6en Sanbi4eaen
anlc9cn MIN: .MOdten g mid net
purber nod iduupfsn luifen2 Wi1en
g, lpcnn i'd NAL s'fehelt bin, sebt's
thinner redt."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
8buft

81: Sin ubI9euIides @etter ges
Itern Nbsnb, aber troBbem i'd burhs
nGBt mar biz auf bic 9aut, babe i'd
meiner 4ngsbeteten bod nod Elm
Gtdnb6sn gebra6ti"
4 g.: IRA ia. ipenn man i6on einmaI
NAB lit .. !"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
9 9 er erfaGIbar.
@efGnonibbireftor (a,a einem

@efGugnibbirettor El einem men
ansetowrenen GtrGFting): rSie milf
fen bic 1rbetten, perbeu aber auF
gBr' per Sbren Sdbigteiten
rAn, rriOen Deife beidGftist! 49,,
Y !dr EN- @etperbe betreiben Sia
n'-G3" Startling: sd bin BOLTS
iGn9ct,"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
4nfpteGuna.

;Serr: a@iFen sic nod, GrGuletu
2'I1~ pie i6 Sbneu an bieIsm pIuBe
Dor etn'gen Sabren ben Iebten Sub
.Jraulstn ddmattenb): vGouts ss
lptrtl'@ Der lebte gepsIsn feiu2"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
Quf3ei6nung einss Suri'
item.

nDis l8obe", beutt mandes Mol
Der 0ertbeiotger, penu er iein ploiz
boper beginnt, INN ieinen &Iierten retns
suluai6en, .tpis Idabe, baB id Hiht
Der StuatsanlpaIt bin. Sd tonnte oas
@eri6t 10 lsi6t bon Der Saulb oes
Qn9etlagten ii%beraeugen!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-30
Ger perrutbene pantOffels
helD.

.@as baben sic oenn gemodt, aIs
S6nen Der 0ieb bel Sbrer 9etmtsbr
auf Der 2rsppe begegnete?"
,DaS iA gema6t babe2 Brit ben
Stiefeln UNI Die Obrsn 9ei6lasen ba6'
i4 ibm!"