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Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
Market Ranges

The leading futures ranged as follows:
- Wheat, No. 2-July. S91sc; September
S5dS5Bc; December, S5Bc.
Corn No. 2-July old 541sc; July new,
5S%q53Bc; September old, 524s@521sc;
September new, 52ss@521ac.
Oats, No. July. 3lasc; September, 29ss
6291ac; December, 3Ohc.
Cash quotations were as follows
Flour-Easy. Winter patents, "a .200D4 80: /:
straights, 50. 9O@4 10; spring patents. IS 90
@5:7O; bakers, 50 1908 so.
Wheat-No. 2 spring 81 .08M1 10: No. 3,
9scq$1 ,O5; No. 2 red, .99cGsl 90:
Corn-No. 2, 55Ac; No. yellow. 551Rc.
Oats-No. 2, S1Ac; No. white, 31&@
32%c.
Rye-No. 2, 77079c.
Barey-Good feeding, 39042c; fair to
choice mailing, 46@49c.
Flaxseed-No. l, 81 .25 No. northwest
ern, 81. 49, Prime timothy seed, $3.50.
Previsions-Mess pork, per barrel, H2. 70
@12.S0 lard per 100 pounds, S,271a@7. .471a; ;
short ribs sides Qoose). $78op7,70; short
clear sides (boXed), $7,50G7 .621a.
Whisky-Basis of high wines, 81 20.
CloVer-Contract grade, $1f. T50l12. %
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
ueduccd Rotcs TO Denver. Colo.

on June and the Salt Lake Route
rate to Denver and return of s55, going
and returning via Salt Lake City, or
S7S returning via Portland ore, allow
Ing ample time to visit the exposition.
Tickets will be limited to forty days
for the round trip. On the going trip
two days stop over will be allowed
nt Salt Lake City, and on the return
trip stop overs will be permitted at any
the ticket. Passengers can go over one
route beyond Salt Lake City, and re-
turn another if desired.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
Northern OIL Stocks

BY Associated Press,
SAN FRANCISCO, June T.-California
stock and oil exchange;
Two hundred shares Home, 30; 100
shares Monte Cristo, so; 5000 shares Chi
cago (new), Q.
Credit Balances
OIL CITY. Pa, June 17-Credit bal
ances 1.27. Certificates no bid.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
ST. Louis Wool

BY AssoclAted Fress,
ST. LOUIS, June iT.-WooI steady;
territory and western mediums, 2SQ30lsc;
fine medium, 24Q26c; fine. A@25c.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
New York Stocks
y Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
NEW. YORK, June 1.-THE following
We're the official quotations for stocks
and bonds on the Stock exchange
today:
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
San Francisco Mining Stocks

I BY ASSOClatBU PIeSS,
SAN FRANCISCO, June 1.-THE official
closing quota tions for mining stocks today
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18

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do coupon ..104 M e. l. 4s,... 96
New AZ reg ..182 M X & Il As. .100M
do coupon 1924 do 2ds .....,. SO
Old 4s reg ...104 N r Nix en- As 50
do coupon ..105 N Y c gen 31as. .100A
Am Tob As Ger -7l7s N 9 gen IS. 1854
do 6s Ger ....t1f% Nor Pac 4s......105A
Atch gen As. .103B do IS ......,.. 77ib
do adj As . 96ib N & w con As. .102
a 9 Line As. .102 o L rfdg As. 96
B a o 4s.... .10lh Penn conv Shs. .1013s
do 3ks 80. 96% Reading gen As .1O3%
Cen of Ga IS. .11sM ST. & I'M en- 5s. .1l6%
do LIST inc b.. 97X ST. e. ST fg As 90A
do I'd inc B.. S4i5 81 SW con As. 81
Oh e o ihs .107M Sea Air Line As s75s
Oh & A 3hs. SOK Sou Pac 4s..... 93jS
@ y & o Is. .102% Sou Ry IS 49,. .120ls
G r & p as 81 Tex & Pao Is. .121h
do col SIS zee. 943s II ST. e w As. s3L
CCC & 81 As. .1O2 Union Pac As. .1O6%
Chi Term as b.. 97h do conv As. .1521s
Col Mid 4s... 75 II s Steel I'd 5s 90
Col g. Sou As. 9ist Wabash lists .117M
Cuba 5s Ger .106% do Deb y .... "a
ID e. r G 4s. .102A West Md 4s... S2h
Dist Sec 5s.... 7S15 VIII e l. 70 4s.. 1875
Erie pr In 4s. .102H Wis Cen as .. %
do gen 4s.... 94H Jap 6s In ser. %
FW & DC Is. .1091a do AS Ger .... 93b
Hoe Val AS. .111% Col Ind 5s set A 40
japan 6s Ger. .10O5s do set y .... 60
l. e N I'm as. .105h
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18

Everybody wants it-Las Palmas cigar
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
Bonds

BID. Asked.
Associated Oil Co.............. 96Ia 971s
California Pacific Ry...... 05 100
Corona City Water Co.., -. 102
Corona Power & Water Co.. -. 100
Cucarnonga Water Co... ... 101
Edison Electric Co., CON-. 90 l00h
Edison Electric, old ISSUE. 100 -.
Home Telephone ..,.......... 95% 97A
Los Angeles Brick Coz. -. 80
Los Angeles 1st Con. Mtgs... 104 ...
Mission Trans. & r. Co. .... 94ls "
Mt. Lowe Ry. ................ so 02h
Ontario Dom Water Co. 80 103
Pacific Light and Power Co. 1011s 1929
Pacific Electric Railway Co. 109A -.
Phoenix Light & Fuel Co.. -. 100
Pomona & Ont. l.. & F. Co... so 100
Pomona Con. Water Co... ., 08
Riverside Light & Fuel Co.. -. 100
San Antonio Water Co... 100 103
Santa Barbara Electric Ry.. 20 102
Seaside Water Co.............. 97 -.
United Electric G. & P. Co.. rs 10l
Union Transportation Co... 9T& 80
u. s. l.. D. T. & T. Co., pfd.. a2 100
Visalia Water Co.............. 9fA 9e,A
Prirea include accrued interest
Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-18
Los Angeles Bank Clearings

Exchanges for the banks comprising the
Los Angeles Clearing house were as fol-
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Decides He Must Hang.

The supreme court at Washington
has handed down decision affirm
ing the conviction of Angus McPhail,
a former Grand Marais, Alger
county man, who for more than year
has been under sentence OF death.
Despite this ruling, McPhail's at
torney has not lost hope and believes
he will save the man from the gal
lows. He has several moves to
make, the last of which will be Pc
tition for the appointment of alien
lists to determine McPhail's mental
condition, it being his contention
that the man is insane. McPhail s
crime was the brutal murder Of a
rival saloon keeper at Darlington,
Wash, May 10, 1903.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Teachers Examination.

A regular teachers examination
for Baraga county will be held at
the Court House, L'Anse, Michigan,
on Thursday and Friday, August
10th and 11th, 1895, beginning each
morning promptly at nine o'clock.
The examination in reading will
be based on Gray's "Elegy Written
in Country Churcbyard. F"
An examination OF candidates for
admission to the State Agricultural
College will be held at the same
time and place.
s. o. CLINTON,
County Commissioners OF Schools
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
LOCAL ITEMS

John Weiss was at Ishpeming
Thursday.
Attorney R. Skiff Sheldon, Of
Houghton, was in Baraga Saturday
last.
Mrs. Thomas Nugent and Miss
Loretta Mcmillan returned Friday
from Ontario.
Mrs. Clausen, of Chicago, is the
guest of Mrs. James J. Byers.
Miss Georgia Draper, of Hough-
ton is visiting her mother in this
village.
Mrs. S. O'Connell aud children, OF
Houghton, are visiting Mrs. John II.
Hild.
]. +. Farr, OF Phillips, Wis, gov
ernment land inspector, was In
IBaraga this wsek.
Mrs. J. Bernard, of Calumet, and
Mrs. P. Roberts, Lake Linden, were
guests of Mrs. r. Frenette Tuesday
Mrs. D. Denomme, and daughter,
of Houghton, visited friends In
Baraga Wednesday.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. James j.
Bvers. Wednesday, a daughter.
Mrs. Louis Desrosier expects to
leave Thursday next for Duluth tc
visit relatives for several weeks.
DR.. r. S. Bucklsnd attended the
celebration at Sault Ste Marie Tues
day and Wednesday.
Meetings were held in st. Ann''
church this week, conducted by Rev
FIR. Coppens, of Omaha, Neb.
w. F. Burns circus was in Barag;
Friday.
Geooge McBurney, of Tonawanda
NY. transacted business In Baraga
this week.
William Nitterauer and d. Z
Dutton, Of Chassell, were Barag'
visitors Thursday.
The tug boat vigilant arrived II
Baraga Thursday from the Nortt
Shore, with twelve horses for tn
Nester estate.
The heavy frosts Of Monday ant
Tuesday nights almost completed.
destroyed the blueberry crop belo'
Negaunee on the line OF tn
\. Chicago 3 Northwestern road.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
ASsININs NEWS.
Correspondence.

Mrs. G. G. Edwards and family,
Mrs. G.. T. Breckenridge and daugh-
ter; Miss Fish and Miss Rhoda
Pearce are the guests OF Mrs. Emily
R. Edwards, at Fewsville.
A retreat conducted by Rev. FIR.
Charles Coppens, S. j., to the Sisters
of the Upper Peninsula closed last
Saturday.
The Sisters, of Marquette and
Hancock, who remained to enjoy
the beauties OF Assinins returned
home Saturday.
Rev. FIR. F. Faust, the pastor,
left nothing undone to make the few
days memorable ones.
On Friday, S. Denomie took a
party OF the visiting Sisters to the
Lighthouse at Sand Point.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Siberian Wood Eaters.

A traveller in Siberia has noted that
among the natives along the northern
coast wood in certain form. is a most
common and constant article of diet.
The natives eat 1t because they like 1t.
Even when fish are plentiful It usually
forms part Of the evening meal. as many
cleanly-stripped larch logs near every
hut testify.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
NEWS
Brief Summary Of the Leading
Events of the
Week

Fire of unknown origin Tuesday,
at st. Joseph, Mo-, destroyed the
beef department of Swift & Co.,
The loss is $50, 200.
Lieutenant Micheal III. Barry, OF
the Quincy police, at Quincy, ILL.,,
committed suicide Monday afternoon
by shooting himself with revolver.
Domestic troubles were the cause
William Stipek, of New York,
poor, five years ago went to Alaska,
fortune hunting. Monday he re-
turned millionaire to find his wife
and five children all in their graves.
They died within three months.
A Duluth dispatch states that four
lives were lost Tuesday by the cap
sizing of small skiff on Swan river,
near lngstrom S landing. The dead
are: Edith Tichenor, Goldie Tichenor,
Everett Tichenor and Mrs. J. M.
Pogue.
Edward S. Taylor, retired law
yer of Evanston, ILL.,, was struck
and killed by a suburban train at
Greenwood boulevard crossing, Mon
day night. For many years he was
prominent figure in the Republi.
can party in Illinois.
The partly burned body of Mrs.
Peter Helm, wife of a prominent
farmer, was found Monday morning
in grove near her home, eight
miles north of Harlan, Iowa. The
authorities believe it is a case of
murder.
A sudden rise OF twenty-five feet
in the Usage river through Miller
county, Mo-, reached the climax Mon
day night, causing much alarm. Low
lands were submerged to depth OF
three to five feet, aud growing corn
crops on these lands, roughly esti-
mated at value of $3.50, 900, will be
a total loss.
Miss Julie Russell, daughter OF
George H. Russell, of Detroit, will
christen the, Cleveland Cliffs Iron
company's rew ore carrier, the
Peter White, at Detroit, today. AT
the launching will be a number oi
the officials OF the Cleveland. Cliffs
Iron company, also Peter White,
after whom the boat is being named.
A dead man found in a deserted
pasture near Carmi, III was identi.
fed as William Jones, a farmer, aged
sixty-seven, who had been missing
from his home since July 22d. He
had halter strap. around his neck.
When he disappeared Jones had $500
cash and gold watch. When found
no money was on his person. He
was last seen in buggy with two
strang men.
The steam schooner Francis H.
Leggett arrived at San Francisco
Monday, with raft Of logs in tow.
The raft, which was brought from
the Columbia river, is $50 feet il
length, % feet wide and draws %
feet Of water, 1t contains 5000, ,00(
feet of lumber. Five days were re-
quired for the voyage. Besides the
raft the Francis H. Leggett had Or
a cargo of over l,OOO,OOO feet of lum
ber for San Pedro.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Edible Cactus. ,

A Mexican cactus is eaten by Indians
during their religious ceremonies to In
cite visions. An English naturalist, DR..
Dixon, has been testing upon himself
its extraordinary properties. and re-
ports that the air seemed filled with
vague odors OF perfumes. a halo Of
musical sounds surrounding him. and
a marvellous display of everchanging
brilliant colors passed clearly before
his vision.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Workhouse Names.

In order that no stigma may attach
to those born in them, the names of
English almhouses or warehouses are
such names as "The Holly Trees" THE
Cedars," ''Ransome Lodge which look
all right on a birth certificate
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Advertised Mail Matter.

8.5-tf
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Thick Skins

The skin of the men and women OF
some nations is much thicker than that
Of others, particularly in hot countries,
The central African negro has a skin
about half as thick again as that of a
European. That of negro is thickest
over the head and back-evidently to
form protection from the sun.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
Daily Thought.

AS soon as man mas recognized that
he has aim, and that this aim is to be a
man, he organizes his thoughts accord
ingly. Every mode of thinking, to un-
derstand or to judge, which does not
make him stfoDger or better. he throws
aside as unwholesome.--Rev. Charles
Wagner. 01
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05

AOVertlSeO Mali MaCter.
Following is the list Of unclaimed
mail remaining in the postoffice at
Baraga, Mich, for the month ending
July 81, 1905:
Harry Johnson, Micheal Citizen,
DR.. NJ. Adams.
Persons claiming the above mall
will please say advertised" and
give date of this list.
JAMES MDMAHoN, P. M.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1905-08-05
William Normile, Of Chicago, was
a Baraga visitor this week.

Inch Hemlock at SO. 90 per thous
and feet, and 2-inch Hemlock plank
at $11.00 per thousand feet.
MATT GETZEN,
8.5.tf Baraga, Mich.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
rh. tetrs. rrsnoh N.~z.

Away buck in the eighth century
Chorlemagne had organized q sort OF
coast guard by enrolling all the seq
board population who lived within one
and d half miles of the shore, but
with the ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF tho vast
CarIovingian empire all dreams OF n
val greatness were dissipated. Ions
afterward Charles v. built some mil
itary nefs on the Atlantic. aud Louis
XI.'s galIeys chased the Bnrsary pi'
rates who infested the shores or LIE
Mediterranean, but 1t was EranclS l.
apparently who frsticsnceivcd the Idea
Of d war feet, purchased and equipped
from the royal treasury.
Le converted the email fishing VII
Lngc CT .TIavre into q fortified port,
which speedily attracted commerce TO
the mouth Of the Seine, and no pro
jectcd q schcue-which be did not live
to r~enlize-for the construction OF All
oceanic navy under canvas. Fleets
were massed IN tho Mediterranean"
writes Mr.. Norman IL his "CoEsairs OF
France land for the 3rst IN II
history q French squadron, passing
through the strait of Gibraltar, de-
featcsl An English feet off Brest, ana
then, moving round to the eastward,
drove of the blockuding squadrons OF
Henry VIII. from Boul0gne.'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Tresnasrina.

According to the common law OF Eng
land there can be no theft Of things
(which form part Of OK are attached to
the soil, and there is re statute or pen
atty against the gathering qf,wiM hoT'
ers in a field Or wood. Mont people ae
some time or other have paused at tho
fearsome legend, "TsesPsssera VIII BE
Prosecuted" printed 90 the nenacin&
board which lawyers have descrtbed rs
q wooden liar" for. as q matter OF
fact, the mere walking across another
mans field is no more q criminal Of
Tense than to walk along the highroad.
If the trespasser does no actual dam
age there is no ground for prosecution,
with any hope Of obtaining more than
merely nominal damages, and none
but a born litigant would dream OF
taking action.-London Globe.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
An Eloquent Criticism.

Theodore TllOmus, In conducting III
orchestra, seemed Impassive, imper'
turbable. A writer in the Outlook com
menting upon this says that he was mp
Darently without passion or feeling,
yet the appearance was not reality,
and at one Of Mr.. Thomas ~rchearsals
It was fully contradicted.
At a certain point in h symphony
the orchestra was playing in perfect
time and tune, but with a certain me-
chanical effect which no Il had no
ticcd until Mr.. Thomas suddenly
raped the music stand before him.
The orchestra stopped. Then with
his hand he initiated the action Of an
organ grinder.
With only Il word to indicat" the
bar ut which the orchestra was to take
up the music, he struck the rack be-
fore him for attention, and with Il
movement of his baton gave the signal.
The orchestra repeated the passage
be bad criticised by dumb show, and
this time it played with spirit and
fire.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Cinnamon,

Ceylon provides US with the bulk Of
cinnamon. which Is the aromatic
bark Of certain trees common to that
island. The trees are never allowed
to grow higher than ten feet. During
the season Of harvesting, Of which
there are two Il year, tho branches Of
three to five years growth nre cut
down und the top surface Of the bark
scraped away. Then the bark IS ripped
un longitudinally into slices, which
when exposed to the sun to dry curl
up into quilts. In the course of drying
the oil, upon which the aroma and
flavor depend, is dlffused throughout
the bark.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Origin of Graft.

Municipal corruption of various kinds
is generally indicated by the word
graft The origin Of this term is OBJ
cure, but it is believed to have arisen
from dishonesty in lowlier spheres.
Bartlett's Dictionary OF Amerlcanisms
defines "grafting' as poclket picking.
and Hotten's Slang Dictionary sug-
.gests that the slang use of graft
might be a corruption Of craft or a
generalization from the special work OF
gardening.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
A Warming to Mothers.


Too much care cannot be used
with small children during the hot
weather of the summer months
to guard against bowel troubles.
AS a rule it is only necessary to
give the child a dose Of castor oil
to correct any disorder of the bow
els. Do not use any substitute but
give the oldfashloned castor oil and
see that it is fresh, as rancid oil
.tnauseates and has a tendency to
grippe. II this does not check the
bowels give Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
and then o dose Of castor oil, and
the disease may be checked in it's
i%ncipiency and all danger avoided.
The castor oil and this remedy
should be procured at once and
kept ready for instant use as soon
as tie first indication of the bowel
trouble appears. This is the most
successful treatment known and
may be relied upon with implicit
confidence even in cases Of cholera
infantum. For sale by r. w. Rus.
sell Drug Co.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
A curious Talc.

! This cnriousiH tale Of the Venerable
Bele is told in the medieval Golden
Legend. One day. when be was Die
md blind, the desire to preach came
upon him. An attendant led him to a
spot where be fnced a heap of stones,
and Bcde. belicving thai q huIn audi
ence was before him. delivered an elo-
qucnt sermon. At the end. it is grave
" recorded. the stones cried t..Anen.
no doubt to save Bede's feelings.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
They Appeal to Our sympathics.

The bilious and dyspeptic are
constant sufferers and appeal to
our sympathies. There is not one
of them however, who may not be
brought back to health and happi-
ness by the use OF Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. These
tablets invigorate the stomach and
Iiyer and strengthen the digestion.
They also regulate the bowels. For
sale by r. W. Russell Drug Co.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17

Fraxed CuRs.

Among the minor arts Of life of
which we have lately given some III
stances is Il which Is sadly neglected.
It relates to the treatment of shirt
cuffs that show the first protest
against the laundry's handling. The
laundress is cruel, but the man who
pares his shirt cuffs with scissors
heaps folly upon brutality. With the
first touch of steel the cuff Is ruined.
Light a match and pass it round the
frayed edges lido not burn your WRIST.
The cleansing fire will remove the
dross and leave intact the pure gloss
Of the cuff. A cuff treated with fire
will last laundry generations longer
than the cuff treated with steel.-Lon-
don Chronicle.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Are You on a Rural Route;
If YOU are on O rural route.

II you are on a rural route, OF
are going to be, you will want a
daily. The Argus-Lsader is the
best daily published in South Da-
kota. It gets the news and is the
paper which all South Dakota peo-
pie read. Write to the Argus
Leader for the special offer the
publishers are making OF rural
free delivery routes. The Argus
Leader expects to get 1000 new
subscribers on rural routes in the
next sixty days, and has an offel
which it believes will appeal to ev-
cry man who gets mail on q rnral
route.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
4 silent Lani.

In the rainlesS interior Of Australia
there is q silence Of the grave. This
deathlike silence has a peculiarly de-
pressing effect. If two men are
camped and one of them gees to a dis
tant township to get provisions while
the other remains behind to look after
the camp, the nan who is to remain
says to his mate In forciblc gold fields
language, "Now. Bill, don't you 30 long
away, You know what kind of q place
this IS to live In by yourself" II bis
mate Is away for two or three days,
the silence gets upon the mans nerves,
and in the end he shouts III order to
make q noise, and then he Is afraid Of
the sound of his own voice.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
An Error In ENGLISH,

Even the greatest authors now and
then make G little slip In their English.
Thus Sir Walter Scott in his Legend
Of Montrose' has this sentence: "But
ere Montrose could almost SEQ what
happened Allan McAu]ay had rushed
past HIM The almost should come
before ere" in order to express the
authors meaning. st. Nicholas.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Moisture and Temperature.

A cubic foot Of air at the tempera-
ture of zero T'ahrenlleit) can contain.
only IS of q grain Of water rapor; at
SO degrees it can hold 2.13 grains; at
G5 it can contain IS grains, and at 50
it can hold 1896 grains Of moisture In
suspension These figures go to show
that summer air a hold at least nine
times INDIGNANTLY Of dampness that air
can when reduced to the temperature
Of freezing.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17

A little f%orethought may save
you no end Of trouble. Anyone
WHO makes it u rule to keep Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy at hand knows this
TO be a fact. For sale by r.. w,
Russell Drug Co.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Ecndsfrnng.

Mrs. Homer-Don't you think your
husband Ia rather hcadstrong for an in
valid? Mrs. Neighbor-Yes. and the
doctor is to blame For II too. Mrs. Ho-
m~er-Indeed!. And why, pray? Mrs.
Neighbor-Hc won't allow him to take
any nourishment but goats milk.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Luckx Man.

He "a former suitor)-so you are
married after all. You told re once
that Won never intended to belong to
any man. She-Weli, that remark still
holds good. "But your Shusband?"
"Oh, he belongs to me-"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Loyets Labor's Lost.

Poeticus-Have you read Shake
Hpeare's Loves Labourts Lost" Gym
icus-No, but I've. taken a girl to the
theater and had her talk to thesman
next her all through the show.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17
Spanish Proverbs,

a Spanish proverb says that che who
makes himself all sugar the hies Will
eat up,' but another observes, HE
who makes himself all vinegar will
never catch any fiies.'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17

There would be moro excitement In
the world il fish and hailstenes were
as big as the stories told about them
Washington Post.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-08-17

Farmer Diakc fat New York restau-
rant)-Waal. Miranda, here's spinach
60 cents, / wonder naow if that's 4
peck Or buslel.--Life.