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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20
THE AFTERMATH.


"Whats the matter, old man., he
said, as they met the next morning.
"You look blue
II feel blue
But last night you were the jollies'
member of our party
Il felt Jolly"
You acted like boy lnst let out u
school"
II felt like one
"You said that your wife had gone
,u,or for the first time i'll three years
and there wasn't anyone TO say word
II Won went home and kicked over the
hall clock
Il remember it,
"You said that ii you stayed out
until 4 o'clock there was no one to LOOK
at Won reproachfully and sigh and make
YOU feel mean"
Yes. and stayed out until o'clock
didn't II"
You certainly did
And l gave warwhoop on the
front doorstep
Yes, and you sang a verse from
comic opera song, and tried to dance
! jig"
Yes. and my wife missed that train
Now, please go away and let III
alone. Tit Bits.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Seven dollars will enable the visitor
to the Lewis and Clark fair to sec
every concession of the Trail says the
dead head letter to the country Jake
Press" quotes the Sherman County
observer. Further, says this enterpris'
ing newspaper, which, from a perusal
of its pages, has divulged its classified
ton, ito which may be safely added,
and the whole aggregation is not worth
ment of owls Portland starts an
lightenment of the Observer, this editor,
the writer of the story stating seven
dollars would permit Of seeing the en-
tire Trail. desires to vOuchsafe that
Trail" is spelled up. The ''dead-head
reference is ambiguous, as the United
States Mails do not carry matter, minus
postage. Concluding, if the Observer
editor lacks the ""thirty cents"-he will
simply have to miss the time of his
life. Hit the Trail" ere its gates are
closed.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Re you Poet. Prince OF Lancer
Arc YOU able to rsisty-
When allured by your ilattery,
She uulooses the masked battery
OF her eyes,
Are you wise
Enough to pause and ponder then'
Or 10 scheme it out with pencil, OF
with pen'
List
Though YOU be saint in Heaven
/ will wager you'll take seven,
And desist,
Theorist,
Only when the blushing maiden
With her dover of charms laden,
Puts ban
Mr.. Man
On the pretty puckering lips that you
Have kissed,-Norman Harris
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20
IN LIGHTER VEIN.
HER FIRST THOUGHT.

Il have decided at last upon the
novel | shall write" confdes the am
bilious girl with literary impulses.
"Oh! how perfectly fne!" exclaims
her bosom friend. What is it to be ?"
1T will be bound in old rose, with the
title printed in dull gold, and with my
name in pale gilt below a medallion in
colors."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Commenting upon the advocacy
against the use of telephones by the
Old German Baptist Brethren, the Sea
side Signal says, And that's right
too. A more ungodly thing than the
telephone has never been invented. 1t
has corrupted every woman who has
ever undertaken the use of it. Why,
the very first word she utters is hell
o. 1t is simply shocking" Modified
to halo" hello" might be accepted
by the German Baptists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Nineteen young ladies will soon
graduate in Butte, says the Inter,
Mountain. There can be no question
as to their being "beaut's,"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20
HER LITTLE BROTHER.

do you think stand any chance
with your sister,
"sure. De feller dat gets sis, takes
big chance, all right"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20
FnLLY To BE WISE.

Good night" he said fondly, and
then he added gallantly, you need not
trouble to see me to the door"
NO trouble at all" she responded.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Not satisfied with its present allot'
ment of "owls" Portland starts III
advocacy for owl cars to aeeommo'
date them. First il was "toot' and
now il is "hoot." We dinna ken.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Portland wants Marquis Ito and NJ
Nelidoff. Reports have said "all e's
hibits at the exhibition are installed.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Sam White. of Riverside, California,
according to the Yreka Journal, has a
boy born on February 20, and, in
addition. one who was born on Wash
ington's birthday, one on Inauguration
day, two on All Fools day, one on
Thanksgiving day and one on February
2, grounding day. White must be
colOred.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20
COMMENT

Long life to the Baker City Herald
which has re entered the field.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

The Oregon Daily Journal, Saturday
contained a cut OF General Trepoti,
A skull could be distinguished casting Il
shade over the features of the Man OF
Death" Does the journal predict he
will soon Ike a dead one;'
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20
IS IT.

Is it right to kiss a girl?
With her dover of charms laden?
Is it right to kiss a mailen
When she FUCKERS up her lips to be
kissed
Is'ti
ask me, and III give you answer
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

May Get Peace Here" says head
in the Oregon Daily Journal, relative
to Portland's invitation to the peace
Observation-Disclosures. Peace! and in Port
land! This is strange. indeed" with
apologies TO the venerable Mr.. Scott.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20

Entered at the postoffice at Astoria,
Oregon as second class matter.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-06-20
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

WEEKLY AsToRlAN.
~ mail. per year. In advance ..N 90
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
Do We Compare FavOrably
With Our Ancestors

ARTHUR
DO think that lfe far have any opportunity
observing it, is particularly frivolous do think
- compares UNFAVORABLY with records of past
To take few points, the enormously heavy dinner of olden
times has been refined delicate rpa and the tendency
pears be shorten this The wine bbng arstocra has dap-
peared and the gin soaked pebean least very different
what he century ago. Within my lifetime have
great ameioraon in the drinking habits of the middle and
classes Statistics show beyond all doubt that the drink bill
ing. Where, then, the evidence of any DEGENERATION
In the of dress ladies fashions may be extravaganza
but when have they been oherwEe Mans dress erred
other side IT HAS BECOME TOO SIMPLE AND PLAIN.
In the matter of books lectures charities learned societies and
all other by which the sober thought and discipline people
be gagged think that show AN ADVANCE UPON OUR
ANCESTORS As the ethics of the private lives of circles of
richer classes do pretend know anything about it. but
imagine that the preachers and writers who have acclaimed
them much informed In limited opportunities of
observing the of the highest classes have
variab found THE SAME STANDARD of honor and decncy
which recognized by their fellow counmen Scandals
casonally, but in what age has this not been 500
Therefore repeat that admit that way de-
generate but the contrary hold that very good cond
ton
IT IS ALWAYS DIFFICULT TO HOLD THE SCALES EVEN BE-
TWEEN THE OPPOSITE EXTREMES BRUTALITY EFFEM-
MACY, BUT or TWO, TEND THINK, RATHER TOWARD
LATTER.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
COngeniality In Married Life
BY ROBERT HIcHENs. Novelist

HE sad truth is, suppose that great many people marry
unhapPly. No star dances their wedding days They
untitled to live together and when they DO
gether either quarreng duness The fate they
have selected acts them either ant oporc
1t quite mistake suppose that dull person
another dull and they matmony they
riy be dull togehertha duto each other IF THEY SUIT
EACH OTHER THEY WILL NOT. Dull to you to Moves;
but not dull to each other Many dull husband wife
has said to confdenialy NO who hasn't lived have
with Mrs Jones for twenty form idea of her
Her insight give word something wonderful and
and so forth And Mrs Jones of Mr. Jones'
Mrs Jones has head empty sieve and that Mr. Jones
greatest bore in Chrstendom, BUT TO EACH OTHER this
worthy pair of people appear shining with brilancy.
wHY7 THEY OTHER. THAT IS ALL THE
PERSON WHO THOROUGHLY SUITS NEVER SEEM TO US
All this poher about the dizziness of married life rather rcu
lou Married life NECESSARILY dull any than the
life of bishop bargee princess Pomeanian dog
sary dull 1t all depends the people who into it. Where
there natural sympathy there will certainly be
despair We should choose carefully them and should do
that most foolish of all the many foolish things called worldly wise
should for position or for money merely.
DESERVE WHATEVER GET, WHETHER 1T BE
ONLY DuLLNEss OR THE TORTURE OF LIVELY
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
Enlisted Men
Can Rise In the u. S. Navy.

The Journal has recently commented
on the matter of promotions in the
navy to the effect that no enlisted man
could rise higher than a petty officer
that he could not, in fac-, hope to hold
a commission on one OF Uncle Sans
ships. In this position, however, the
Journal finds that it is mistaken as
> the receipt of a letter from an officer
/ in the navy who is qualified to speak
4 on such matters shows. From the
deter we take the following extracts:
: An act of congress approved March
g., 1901, provides for commissioning
not more than twelve warrant officers
each year to fill vacancies. The ex-
animation is held on July 80 in Wash
: ington. AS a result of this law, in
1901 two warrant officers received COM
missions. and are now HeUtenants. In
: 1902 one warrant officer was commits
{ stoned and is also a lieutenant. In
1908, two, and in 1904, nine, received
commissions and are still ensigns.
At the present time an examination
is being held in Washington for the
purpose Of selecting twelve warrant
officers for promotion TO ensigns. To
bring the matter more forcibly before
YOU: Among those now IL Washington
for examination is a resident of Pen
sacOla. Warrant officers who are ex-
amined. all have been enlisted men.
These facts will no doubt be read
with surprise by a great many people,
and The Journal is very glad to publish
them and to set Alright any miscOncep-
ton of the matter which may have
been Occasioned by its previous com
ments.
Under the old system, it was impos-
sible. we believe, for an enlisted man
to become a commissioned officer.
Under the new order this grave defect
in the rules governing tie navy seems
20 have been remedied.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
& "a * z z q Il
V0X PoRULE
Z q z z y q g ;3as ;sss
sTARVE THE MOSQUITOES
OUT, SAYS CITIZEN.

We are confronted Dy n grave dan
ger, and should confront it with
prompt intelligent action. We have
two remedies at hand, viz: Quarantine
and local sanitation.
Quarantine is provided by the State
Board Of Health. and should be en-
trusted to them exclusively. 1t is the
only intelligent plan and should meet
with Ouc recognition and support.
AS to local sanitation, the impor-
lance of which cannot be over-esti-
mated, it Is in our own hands ami
should be performed in the most ef-
fective manner possible. No half
measures will answer. Each resident
ought to be required to clean up his
premises, and destroy ell decayed or
decaying matter, utterly.
That the mosquito is a transmitter
of yellow fever. no one doubts in the
slightest degree. This fact has been
demonstrated beyond peradventure.
But Is the mosquito the only source OF
infection? Some people seem to doubt
this facs-que5tion ii, at any rate. But
let US admit for the moment that such
is the case. In that event, the ques-
ton naturally arises: How are we to
destroy them?
How simple, It's as easy as falling
off a log. How shall we do il? you
ask. Why, simply break their little
necks. Or-better still-cremate
them. Could anything be more simple
or effective?
The only discordant element in the
whole proceeding is this:' Before you
k:ll a mosquito, you must first catch
him." and the mosquito is a very
elusive bird-as many of us can testify
from personal experience And in
view of the foregoing, Il behooves us
TO look little deeper into the matter
Most of US will admit, l think. that
the capture Of even a small minority
of the mosquitoes at large, will in
yolve the expenditure of both time and
labor; and time is fleeing and labor
expensive. Hence, the only feasible
remedy l can conceive is to "starve
the rascals out"
In the natural order of things. the
mosquito must first imbibe the poison
before he can convey it to others. And
unless we are able to destroy the
source of infection. We must forever
remain at the mercy Of these pitiless
little pests which will continue to per.
form their tuneless antics after many
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

That NJ. White is a willy old diplo
mat goes without saying, but his little
diplomatic bluff regarding the willing
ness of Russia to continue the wal
unless the peace terms imposed by
japan are modest and do not touch
the Russian pride" will fool nobody
Russia is evidently more than anxious
for peace and will probably accede to
any reasonable terms 10 secure it
OF course more or less blufing was to
have been expected, but it will hardly
affect the outcome of the peace cou
ference.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

The Tallahassee Capital says that
New Orleans "hollermakers' helpers
have struck for higher wages and quiz
work" The 'hollermakers" in the
country contiguous to New Orleans are
evidently still doing business.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

OF us-deluded morals-have passed in
our checks, Consequently, the one and
only remedy We have at command is
Local sanitation.
Sanitation. in the strictest sense OF
the word; the complete destruction Of
all material which can possibly fur
nish food for the germs of disease 10
feed upon.
At any rate, it can do the city no
possible harm to be put in a thor
Opghly sanitary condition.
CITIZEN
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

A thirty-five-foot sea serpent has
been reported of Cape san Bias.
Probably a scheme on the part of the
promoters Of St. Joe to bring that sec
ton to the front as a summer resort.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

II those Panama mosquitoes are as
big as some people claim the govern
ment should harness 'em up and starr
them to work on the canal
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

II is not believed that the Chinese
boycott viii extend 10 the American
washee washee. for which We should
be duly thankfuL
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Iceland may eventually become q
popular summer resort for grafters
There, is only one policeman and one
small Jail on the island.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Now that the oil business is looking
up little Old Jack Rockefeller nav be
expected to turn loose another million
or two.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
PENSACOLA FLORIDA WEDNESDAY MORNING AUGUST 1906
GOING AWAY?

When you leave the city for your
summer vacation have The Pensacola
Journal follow you. Notify circuIa-
ton manager, Phone 80.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Secretary Wilson says he is going
20 parge his department of grafters.
Probably intends to shut up shop.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Its a cold day when Washington
cannot produce a new graft story
The Weather Bureau is the latest de
partment brought under fire.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

MAX KLEIN, oWNE7
PETER VERDIcHIA, CAPTAIN
PHONES, 35s and to7o
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

The little busy bee is exemplifed in
J the person of Emperor Bill.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

We draw our own Bills of Ex-
change on Great Britain, Ireland,
Germany, France, Austria, italy,
Holland, Spain, Belgium, Russia,
Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and
pkher European countries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
Medical Ethics.

Medical Ethics.
1t is now very apparent that the
editors of Florida will never be able
{ to understand this thing known as
medical ethics" Doubtless diction-
aries have been consulted on a very
large scale since the physicians OF
Jacksonville formally declared there
were such things.-Quincy Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Stockton Has Hit Tampa.
John n. c. Stockton, who is bigger
to-day in the hearts of the people than
he was when he ran for Senator, has
hit Tampa and proposes to put in a
bid or two on street paving.-Manatee
Record.
Wasted Energy.
On July 18th two young men left
Green Cove Springs for bicycle trip
to Portland, Oregon. If all that en-
ergy were expended on a Bradford
county cotton farm or strawberry gar
den these young men would soon be
able to wear diamonds and ride to
Portland in a Pullman car.-Starke
Telegraph.
After Lamar's Place.
1t is whispered around that West
Florida will produce several lusty-
lunged congressional candidates, who
intend to stir the woods with their
eloQuence. It seems that Brother La
mar will not have a bed of roses this
time.-Jacksonville Times Union.
Needs a Big Man.
1t takes big man to fill a big Office.
1t takes a big man to be governor OF
FlCrida.-Miami News.
Doctors Need Treatment.
The physicians of Jacksonville are
in need of treatment. They are suf-
fering from adver-inappetency. This
is not a new disease, but its cause is
unknown and it is apparently incur
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
Going the Rounds.

Going the Rounds.
And now they say that Bob McNa-
NEE has decided to move to Gaines
vile and run for the legislature. Mac
seems determined to go down in his
tory as having represented every coun-
ty in Florida in the legislature.-West
Palm Coach Sun.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

The following figures show The Pen
sacola Journals circulation for each
day during the month OF June, 1905,
with the average number of copies
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Has full canopy and is most eo-
Portable boat in the bay.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Formerly ships boat for S7a,s,.
cruiser Isla de Luzon, one of Devsg.''
prize captures.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

able. The majority of the physicians
are afflicted with it, and its chiei
symptom is, Discrimination to adver-
tise. 1t now RACES in Jacksonville in
the most virulent form ever known.
At its last meeting the medical asso-
citation of that city requested the local
press not to mention the names OF am
of the physicians, and the Jacksonville
Metropolis thinks this is carrying the
aversion to advertising to extremes
The doctors should know that adver-
Using pays. Where is there better
known physician than DIR. Fell?'
And all of his fame came to him
throuhg his name appearing in print.
Miami News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
Free Advertising.

Free Advertising.
The Suns article on Free Adver-
Using" is being copied quite extern
slvely in the papers of other states as
well as i'm the local papers. But with
out action on the part of the press OF
the country it will avail nothing. The
free pull in the paper is something
like the free pass" on the railroads.
Many use the argument that train is
going to a certain place with fifty pas
sengers and it would cost no more TO
the railroad to carry one more, which
would be true. But if a number would
ride on passes, the source of revenue
would be cut off. The same may be
said Of a newspaper. The paper has
got to be filled up with something, and
a puff" would help, although the pub
Usher would not realize any of the
needful for such space.-Gaincsville
Sun.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

II. e. B. A. No. 81 meets frs ar
third wednesday evening at 1850 ?.
m. Raford Hall. No. 10 West In:s2'
dencia Street
A. G. FELL, Pres
]. L. SWEENEY. Sec.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
LAUNCH STEPHEN
CITY WHARF LANDING.

Open to charter by private pa-.,,.
for fishing trips, bathing. or -
summer recreation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Total Tor the month. ..... .117,1J0
Average per day. ..... 4,504
1 hereby certify that the above state
ment is correct according to the rec.
ords on file in this Office
H. R. SMITH,
Circulation Mgr.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this Both day Of June, 1905.
]. P. STOKES.
Notary Public.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Oak Grove, Lodge No. 4. Wooimen's
Circle. meets every Thursday at 3 ?.
%. Visiting sovereign cordially inY!s
ed. MRS. N. B. OLSEN.
LILLE BRANUM. GUARDIAN
Clerk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
WOW.

Joppa Lodge, No. 6, L o. OF.
Joppa Lodge. No. 6, I. o. o. ?,
meets every Tuesday evening at 10,
o'clock at Rafford Hall. West Garden
street. Visiting brethren cordially ~
Vfted. H. JFUDEYINE. V G.
CT. SMITH, Sec.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02
NEWS AND VIEWS
FROM STATE PAPERS.

3. Z ~ Z Z z z Z Z z !: \. !! !. =
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-02

Vessels discussed upon the Most
Favorable Terms, and their obII.
cations taken Payable at Port Of
Destination Ten Days After vos.
sci Arrives there.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-07-21
Win Hnna Hnni

\ writer on swine says II Is the hog :
nature to root and nature has provided
Il with not only the propensity. but the
implements TO indulge II. As the wants
ot the animal are supplied without roo,
Ing, the roofing portion Of the pig be.
comes less suitable 10 the purpose, as
all the improved breeds are shortening
up In the nose and nout.
Hogs root FOR worms and tuters or
grass roots. These not only AID a.
ration Of maintenance, but as a rrgula
tor AMI conditioner u the system. The
desire 10 root az the present time Il a
symptom usually that the stomach De.
mands something that II l. not rcceiv
ing
Hogs that are fed on dry corn or
grain feed develop this desire Tor roo,
Ing a. the hog endeavors 20 secure that
which VIII relieve Il To prevent this
condition We would feed plenty of char
coal or wood ashes, also little olmcal.
TO get them into proper condition
An animal that forms the habit OF
roofing will root regardless Of demands
II Is as hard 10 break Il Of the habit a.
l. the chewing 81 tobacco IN the human
race. aud the only preventive is some
system Of ringing to prevent the use o,
the snout - New York Farmer
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-07-21
CURE FOR HAY FEVER
Haynes q Taylor say HyOmeI viii
Give Relief. Sold Under Guarantee.

The season for hay fever is almost at
hand, and many people feel that they
will be obliged to go away in order to
avoid the sneezing, watery eyes. and
other annoying symptoms Of this dis
Agreeable summer disease.
Haynes 4 Taylor wish us to announce
that when Hyomei Is used as a proven
tive, or cure, there will be no hay
fever. They advise daily treatment
with Hyomei for two or three weeks
before the usual time for the annual
appearance Of hay fever II this IS
done, the attack will bee prevented.
However, If the preventive treatment
Is not started soon enough and the
disease makes It's appearance. use Hy.
omei six or seven times daily. and
relief will be- given at once.
There is mo- stomach dosing when
Hyomci is used. Brcathcd through the
neat pocket inhaler that comes with
every outfit its mcdicatcd air reaches
the minutest air cells, killing all germs
and soothing and healing the irritatcd
mucous membrane.
The complete Hyomei outfit costs
but 81, extra bottles 10 cents. II Is
the only treatment Tor hay fever sold
by Haynes & Taylor under a guarantee
10 refund the money II il does not give
satisfaction.