The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-10-05
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Tos.uy . l'oP whistles, mr $50.
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ciess ~~ sny btE
"A hefe la sos necpsrg roo spi sass
,ss caller. No, rsyl~s Mrs Pert Yes
are teefifs me sorp, ! ,iefp Ga he Gee.
obt es0'.
HAIRY james made hig plie az rocks
with its, lsile cell q BIZ. J0is-rd.
sss he's sci . hixsef pile row and >
smaller coll.
TIE wFe,ch Ia, aseH proposing 70 both
oi -. wish We coela .hiak q sons bor-
rlble wsy 10 paalsh him. We'll, whv don't
zoe HafiY blin'
-~ii NUT b. nbe 10 ts an acior. she ssid,
TnySllRg broadeHs the mlnd 90, dossnt II :
Sos Rear ~ msch. he mgrmsud, abseutlY,
A. II bro1aert the feet.
--iou sect hssilng shIls sou were on
yuuf sacsiier, I hear. Dld you trins 10
snfbIHgi "a. tmsii saimsl. r0s aoni
ayt Wits, ~as ~ A live dog.
Mlsltsst--Fer goodoes. rake haven't
you foetd my hslrpins YETI Maid fes'g.
Then whT doh't you a. on With my colt
furei cant fnd the hair, nov.
wis, arr you doing now, scrible,sf
Why, nm just about 70 start . usgazite.
4 ndtr what nafncf The Age Of Women.
DO yoa thltt lt will be SUGGEST Well II
% doubtful.
oh, nv exclaimed Mrs. scboppen,
I've losl my pocketbook Never mind dear,
replied her husband. I'll get VOC smother
poeketbooE AID you can easily collect more
dress goods samples.
--Bosrder (warmlyl--oh, know evsrv
one Of the tricks OF your trade. DO you
think have lived In boarding houses TWEEN
~ years for no.hlngi Landlsdy tfrigidly)
II shouldn't be At all surprised.
WIFE, Henry, dear Husband Wells
Wife, wsni to make a bargain with you.
II yo1 will le, me have CO this afternoon,
| ~iIi lei you do f3 worth Of grumbling
about The sxtrsssgsnea.
Tailor 10 collector who has just re-
turned from a dilstory customer) Well,
did he seem very much annoyed to see you
Collector-on the contrary, he asked me
to call again.
Why doesn't dey raise no statues TO
dc eOlored heroesf asked Mr.. Erastus Pink.
ley. Never mind, rtjoined Mr.. Colliiiower.
Let em keep on burnin' sof' coal while
an all dem statues gwine to look like cul-
lud men.
Errand Boy-ii you don't pay me the
boss'll beat me when get back Student
Poor devil Why doesn't he come him
selfi oh, be doesn't come because II he
didn't get the money bis wife would beat
him
John, said bis mother severely. hear
you were very naughty In school this morn.
Ing and disturbed every one by making
nolse. Yes'm, answered john, but didn't
know made loud enough noise for you TO
hear,
An absent.mlnded butcher WAS stked
by young mother to weigh her baby. He
put the little one on the scales, and, glanc.
Ing at the dial. remarked just nine
pounds, bones and all. Shall ! remove the
bonesf
"A man debating . letter TO another
man with whom he qusrreled, wrote tbus:
"0wing to the fact that my stenograrber
% = lady, | cannot say to you what think
OF you and, a. am gentleman, ] would
not. But you, being neither, can readily
guess what 10 In my mind"
Mamma Why, Johnsy, Ia 1t possible
you are 10 the ism again, after whipped
you an hour ago for getting into 10 John.
ny--Yss, ms'am. heard you tell grand.
ma you had whipped me too hard, so !
thought I'd make Il even.
"A align hurg out In front, boy Want
cd In Ave minutes n youngster brought
10 the align and said, ~ see want = boy
Yes, said the proprietor, but why did you
bring In that signf because I'm going TO
take the job, and there's no use Of the sign
being out there any longer"
All. sighed the sentimental maid, /
could alt and gaze at the moon for hour.
Would were the man 10 1t, ssii the cAllow
youth who WAS helping her to hold down
the rustic seat on tbs lawn. Same here,
she replied. YEARLY. Then you would be
nearly 10000 miles away.
Been having trouble In the church
choir, have you, Uncle Ephr'm' Yes, suh
sort Of Ike. Bfuddah Copley, wot sings
tennsh, ustd TO be de end man 10 de Jubilee
Minstrels. lie glis along all right AS a
sen'sl ting, hu, when he gits excited 10 de
meetiB' an goes TO singin Blow Ye dc
Blow Ia rsgtims, hi, kiEd @
puts dc quish out q little
Little Alice, who had been scnt on an
srrnud, returned rather hurrsedly sud called
out to her mother; Oh, nam ma, what do
yea thinkt A little Girl was crying In the
stree, iuss nov because 'he had los, soae
money her mother had given her. Some
people laughed, but dIan't. And why
did you DO, Laugh, my deArf asked the
mother. Because, mamma, fslI the child,
with trembling lips, because Tbs little girl
was me.
IA sqnsd 81 isw recruits we're telne
drilled by an irritable drill sergeant. The
command, Double, WA given. kId all he
msn ohey,d with the exception Of ore,
who ttmained sisDdirg still and gazing
vseantly srcund. Why, man, you don't
sse,r In koow ANYTHING xhant dnuhiInst