Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1905-06-22
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In Russia the zemsky sobor will
probably begin to get in its worl
as soon as il can sober up.
KingEdward spends $32 900 a yea
on tips. Some Wall street plunger.
spend far more than that.
Russia owes France s., 2,OO0, ,0OO, 900
From this it appears that France
will getall that Japan leaves.
If the czar is weeping as copiously
as reported, his tears will likely sink
the restof the Russian battleships.
The suez canal pays Al per cent
dividends. Wonder how much ii
would pay if there were no water in
the stock?
Mr.. George B. Cortelyou is reported
as saying that a political machine
should be very independent. Like an
automobile, for instance.
It's all mistake to advise capital
and Iabo- to get together. They have
done tn 1t in Chicago, aud look at
the lick5 that are following.
King Peter has gotten him a new
cah1net but he is troubled with having
on hand the same old Servian army
that assassinated Alexander.
Friends of Mr.. James Hazen Hyde
say that he is a brick, and even the
Equitable policy holders are inclined
to agree that he is gold brick.
New York health officers say that
the air of the subway is not bad This
Is the first time that it has been an
nounced that the subway has air.
King Peter has gotten him a new
cabinet, but he is troubled with hav-
ing on hand the same old Seryian
army that assassinated Alexander.
Massat hnsetts politics must be
very expensive if SO good a governor
and SO wealthy man as William
l.. Douglas can afford only one term.
President Eliot, of Harvard ad vises
young men to associate with their
superiors. That's what thu young men
Oh the Harvard baseball team US
ually do.
1t is said that Mr.. Cleveland will
choose a president for the Equitable.
His choice is not known, but it is a
safe bet thai it Will not be James
Hazen Hy de.
Great Britain, Japan, and the
United States, it is said, may form a
triple alliance. This should be able
to Offset the cripple alliance of Rus
s'a and France.
Former Governor Odell has re-
turned from Europe, and there is
now no reason why New York Re-
publican political affairs should not
begin to emit Iimberger odor.
The people of Norway are said to
be Democrats. Let's by all means en-
courage extensive Norwegian i'm
as election returns of late
years shcw that we are sadly in need
OF Democrats.
A Kansas man is suing his wife
for divorce because she insists upon
81 stockings. That couldn't have
happened in Jerry Simpsons time,
fo in those days people of Kansas
didn't wear some kinds of things.
Up in Bufalo-made famous by
sons-the curtain lecture has been
dropped and the Vigilance Commit
tee of Neglected and Unappreciated
Wives has been formed by certain
DANES whose spouses have the ssnight
hawk habit" Force will replace
persuasion and it ishoped to improve
local domestic ticconditions.
Among the new t'concoctionsn
don't forget the ''automobile'',
called, for short, a "bubble." The
automobile" or the "bubble," is a
drink and one OF it's strongest claims
to popularity is that great many
people can now buy an autom obile
who have never been able heretofore
10 attain the true gasolene atmos-
phere.
Fhe youth who palmed himself
off as the son of the vice president
Of the Pennsylvania railroad and got
4 special train placed at his disposal
ieseves credit for his gall. Nowadays
the man who has what is vulgarly
called "nerve," word that has a
of meanaugs, is hard to keep
down, whether his business ~be that
Of cracking safes or dispensing soft
drinks.
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