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WILLIES ERRAND OF REVENGE.
Boys and BankTOu Travelling 10 the Far
West-One Gets Left.

Willie Rinkel, 10 years old, who lived with
his uncle, Charles West Of 4S6 West l24th
street, left home without bis breakfast
Wednesday morning but not without $3.50
Of Mr.. Vests money, the police say. The
lad met George Rischey, IA years old. Of
1880 Amsterdam avenue, and two other
boys and the four started West 10 ayenge
the Custer massa Gre.
Al Philadelphia Willie decided that George
would not do for the expedition and
abandoned him. George fell into the
hands OF the Philadelphia police gladly
enough and will be brought here. The
three have not been located.
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LEGAL NOTICES.


To the above named defendant
You are hereby summoned 70 answer the Com-
plant In this action and serve copy o. your answer
upon the plalnufs attorney within twenty days
after service Ot this summons exclusive OF the day
OF service, and In case OF your failure to appear
or answer, judgment will be taken against you By
default for the relief demanded In the complaint,
Dated. February 18th, 1876
MEYER GRFENRRRo.
plainUG's Attorney
once and Post once address.
~ Nassau Street
New YORK city.
To the defendant Pessa Guel Greenbcrg, also
known a. Poly Edelstcini
The foregoing summons Is served unon sou by
publication pursuant to an order OF the Hon. I'd
ward = Mccall, a Justice ot nc supreme Court Of
the state OF New York, dated March 2ist, 1908, and
which ssid order, together with the summons and
complaint herein, having been ncd IN the once Of
the CLERK oi the County OF Nov ork on the 22nd
day OF March 1905.
Dated. New York. March y. 1905
MEYER GUTENBERG.
Plaintiffs Attorney.
once and Post once Address
20 Nassau Street.
PorCurh of Manhattan.
Cily OF New York,
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cnnrt CnIendnr, mis- nav.

AppefAte Division Supreme Court-Adj ourned
nm NJ 'Titsdsy. Nay 10. 1915, a. ! A.. AZ.
egiprt-rrt CouU Sp-Cisl Tern Par " .'ouU
op-ns a. 100 A. ~ - pare mAttsr. Srrrn
gsr-s Ceuu Clar1hrw .Gquu ousrs rt tom A.
Ri f1r pfubstt H'l Of rain-r'ns - lrg,rson
o. CIV civ colTi Special Tern o,gu Opens A. 20
A ~ AyuJus
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POST OFFICE.
POST OFFICE NOTICE

tShoIid be read DAILY by all interested a.
changes may occur al any tlmel
Foreign malls for the week ending May - 1905
will close promptly 10 all cases. Of the General
Post once As follows REGISTERED AND PAR
CELS-POSE MAILS close ono hour earlier than
closing time shown below.
Parcels Post Malls for Great Britain and Ireland
are despatched by the White star Line on Wednes-
days and by thc American Line on Saturdays
An additional despatch l. made by the Cunard
Line when CunaTd steamer sails on Saturday
later than the American Line steamer the same
day. The Parcels Post nails close one hour be-
fore the regular mails
=. PaTces-PosI mails Tor Germ my close az p. n.
May 10
Regular and Supplementary malls close a. FoT.
eign station corner OF West and Morton Streets
half hour later than closing time shown below
except that Supplementary Malls for Europs
and Central America, via Colon. close one hour
later AZ Foreign station.
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SATURDAY u9.-M Q A. N. for EURoPE per
steamship New York. Via Plymouth and Cher
bolrE Including Ireland when specially ad-
dressed for this steamer; at 80 a. N. Sup
Elementary a. NJ for EUROPE, per steam
ship Umbrla. via Queenstown and Liverpool.
at $50 a. NJ for BELGIUM, PARCELS-POST
NAILS, per steamship Finland lalso regular
mall for Belgium when specially addressed for
this steamer; AZ $50 A. ~ for ITALY direct
Ro 2SfA HIbs SaaI al ,o a H. fof sooTLA2B
direct Especially addressed Onlyl, per steamshp
Astoria
TUESDAY u0.-At go A. NJ complimentary
u A. A. for EUROPE. per steamship Kaiser
Wilhelm II. via Plymouth. CherbOurg snd
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TRANsPAcIFIo NAILs, EoRwARoED own.

LAND DAILY.
The schedule Of closing Of Transpaohe Mails y
arranged N ths presumption o. their pied
Meeting malls except Registered TrAnspeeiAc malls
dispatched via NAnoouyer. Victoria, Tacoma OF
Seattle. witch Close P ~ PTeylous dsy1 close Al
NEW ZEALAND. AUSTRALIA tcsoept Vest,
NEw CALEDONIA SAMOA. HAWAII and
~ SI1A ,y s Sf ,Dl fTssnIs sI s2ss
Sierra. ~ ths Cunard steamer carrying the
Rritsh mail for View zealand does not arrive
n time 70 connect VIII isis sdisp',oh eItTaa
eP sundays AZ $50 a M,sA ". and up. ~
will he made up and forwarded until the
, 9t tns 0 pasIe,! pS,i ,u KOREA
CHINA and specially addressed mail for the
PHILIPPINE ISLANDS, via NancouveI and
. SsSss sr S s.s Soss rbr,ss Of iSals ''
PHI ISLANDS AUSTRALIA Except " etu and
NEW CALEDONIA, via Vancouver and Vie
tohA. B. g, Close a. 2 p. N. May 70. for dispatch
TAHITI ard MARouFSAs ISLANDS. via san
Francisco. clos, a. p. N. May u, for dispatch
HAWAII. JAPiN KoREA, CHINA and specially
addressed mail for the PHILIPPINE ISLANDS,
via San FIHncsco. clos A. y N. May "a
HAWAII Via San Francsco elose At p "
Nay ?, for dispatch per steamship Nameda.
PHILIPPINE ISLANDS and GUAM VIA san Eran.
cisco. Close AZ n May ~ Tor dispai-h per
MANCHt RIA Oe1cept Nukd~n. NewchvA and
Port Auhun and EASrERN SlBERl Il a.
MOTT -uness otherwise addressed West Aus:
ttHnh IA forwarded via Europe. New zealand
VIA San lrhr"'s-1. and certain plsces IN iha
Chinese provln-e of lunnAn We BRUSH india.
td, VnICSesl foui-s Philippines spccl1lly
rddrc-sed VIA Fuf0ne- must hs fully prepaid
81 TIE foreign r7trs. Ntuail d forv arded Via
Will ~ ~ Wtl..coy. P1stn ssf-r.
Posi once. New lOrk' \. u. May 5. ieoa.
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LOANS
COTTAGES To RENT.
Furnished.

~ THE NEW JERSEY HILLS-Picturesque
Boonton-Nine.room house: AttTaCtyely furnished:
All modern improvements. electric light; telephone;
wide porch shady lawn: ten minuteS walk from
station from June 18Th TO Sept. 18th or longer.
BOX I07, BoontOn, New Jersey.
pOUGLASTON, J.. I-Furnlshed house Il
rooms; grounds: barn; bathing: minutes walk
up from depot, DlThlS.
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MAILS FORWARDED OVERLAND. &C. tx.
TFTgT THANgpACITIC


Macs fsEospi JaHaloa and BaAdmaO are for.
udrdsd ddGv 10 pOnS OF sailing The CONNECT.
INC mdG5 close al ne General Posi- once. NSV
York, as fOll0ut:
Wednesday and saturday lAlso from New
York Thursday and Saturday-see above
MEXICO CITY. overland, At ! 30 p. N. and 1888
?. y. daily except sunday; Sunday Al 100
p N and 2.3o ?. N.
NEWFOU MIDLAND except Parcels Post MaiE.
via North sydney as 7 p. 81, Monday. Wednes-
day and Saturday ialso occasionally from
View YORK and Phiade phtA. See Abovel.
MO -ELON. Via Boston and North sydney A.
ESQ 2. N. every other sunday MAY and a.
JAMAICA. via Boston. al 7 P. NJ. Tuesday and
Friday. also from New York on Saturday.
See ahovcl
COSTA RIGA. via New Orleans, a, 5000 p. n.
BRITISH HoNpURAs. HONDURAS Cast oossn
and GUATEMALA via New Orleans. 81 1909
=. ". Monday, yves: Coast Of Honduras u
despatched from New York viz Panama
see aboveI
NICARAGUA lRast Coasu, via New Orleans az
gOSo p. NJ. "Wednesday. wet Coast Of
Nicaragua i despatched from New York vie
Panama see AhOvel
PANAMA and CANAI. ZONE. via New orleans. al
NOSo p. N, sunday after 1879 ?. ". sunday
and until sailing OF New YORK steamer, mall for
Panama and Canal Zone Il held for the New
YORK steawer-see aboVeD
REGISTERED MAT. for overland dispatches
closes a go 2. v. previous day.
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CORNELDS NEW FIELD.
P1ans for Its Construction Have Been
Radically Altered.

announcement was made some time ago
~ the progress OF the committee In charge
n raising funds and doing the work for the
new athletic field which the alumni Of Cornell
have given TO the university. The plans for
The arrangement OF the field ss they have
been described. have Just been radically
changed
Instead Of having the general playground.
me football and baseball fields and the track
enclosure upon different grades. IL has been
decided, IN view Of future Improvements
which u may be desired to make, 20 bring
me entire field. with the possible exception
~ the general playground. TO one level. In
ibls way changes may easily be made In the
layout OF the various fields, and the work
an % done with Erenter rapdity. II Is
hoped under the new arrangement to have
me entire n'ld ready for use when college
opens next September.
Work OF the field Is now being actively
prosecuted. and the MCGreevy Construction
'ompany has had thirteen teams and thirty
men AZ work for two or three weeks. Within
Negk me entire sixty acre playground Is
,fpected 10 be graded and ready for seed
nall and track fields OF, OOU cubic yards OF earth
arc 7till 20 be eNcav waited
, ne details Of decoration are In charge Of
iohu Van pelt. formerly dean Of the col
Fg" OF architecture In Cornell I University
ne committee IN charge Of the work Is;
pioq n" trustees. Y. II. fireman and Judge
MOOD representing the athletic council,
Judge Irvine and j n. Senior. Prof Young
" NE university. and Athletic Coach Warner.
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Voc EnlrIe, for yanderbnt Gun R.ce.

Elimination trials will he necessary 10 de-
e'de the members Of the team 10 represent
America In the Vanderbilt cup race. as ten
'7r had heen entered up TO last night and tho
'ams are limited 20 i've machines from each
country. James l.. Breese OF the Automobile
,iuh % America entered a 90 horsepower
''r>tie 10y ca BILE from Venice yesterday, and
,,re car viii probably be driven by its inventor
uere received by Chairman Robert lie Nor
I'll of tho 4. "A racing board were from
o., a Meidley, who nominated a 40 horse
rover Premier. T.. u. Shurmer, whose entry
j. D IS horsepower Royal Tourist. ana Ewood
1HFne, Who named Sd horsepower Haynes
AH'-e carr and the earlier entrants. two Pope
AN lN-, tWu MatlrsOnN. ono OCufuohln and
ore franklin, vii take part tn preliminary
August
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NAILS FOR SCUM AXD cEYTRAL AMERICA


SATURDAY uy AT $50 A. N. for PORTO RICO
CURACAO and VENEZUELA, per steam
ship Philadelphia tAls0 Colombia Via Curacao
when specially addressed for this steamer;
al 80 A. N. Complementary ESQ A. NJ for
ST THOMAS, 81 CROlN, LEEwARD and
NINDNARD ISLANDS and GUIANA, per
steamship korona dpdudlng Grenada ST.
Vincent and Trinidad when specially al
Elementary 1890 a. NJ for FORTUNE Is
LAND, JAMAICA and COLOMBIA except
Cauca and MagdA,eaA Departments, per steam
ship SaTnia lalsO Costa Hlca, Via LlmOn, when
specially addressed for this steamer: a. 10
a. NJ. for CUBA, per steamship MORO Castle, via
Havana: at 1880 p. n. for CUBA especially sd
dressed only. per steamship Cunyba VIA
Matan1as: at y. 81. for ARGENTINE, URC-
Quay and PARAGUAY, per steamship Isle
dc Lewis.
per steamship horatlo, via Para aud AanOa.
a. y M for ARGENTINE. URUGUAY md
PARAGUAY. per steamship Hardwood: a.
Up. n. Tor NEWFoJ NBLAND' per steamship
Lauren tiau, via Philadelphia.
TUESDAY u0l.--At $50 4. N. tsupplom entary
lOSO 4. NJ for NICARAGUA teIcept East
COySu HONDURAS except East Coesu
SALVADOR, PANAMA. CANAL ZONE
CAUCA, Department Of columbia, ECUADOR.
PERC, BOLIVIA and NIL, per steamship
Scguranca via Colon N.so Guatemala when
specially addressed for tns steamer.
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NOTlCE.-Fivo cents per half ounce IN adfntoa
% NJ regular p0tidgf, must be prepaid On az
letters forwarded by the SUPPLEMENTARY
MAILS and Letters deposited In the drops
marked "LensrS Tor Fofelga Conntrict," alter
The CLOSING or THE REGULAR NAIL,
tot despatch BY q particular vessel, VIII not
he 50 Forwarded unless suCn additional pCSd0s
Is fuHv prcplh thereon by stamps. supple.
menthry Transatlantic Nails are also opened
on the piers OF the AMERICAN, ENGLISH
and FRENCH steamers, whenever the sallings
occur a. 200 4. ". or later, and late mall may
be deposited 10 the mall boxes on the piers Of
the German Liner sailing from HOboken. The
mails ON the piers open one hour and . half
before sailing time, and close ten minutes
before sailing time. Only regular postage
0etters cents half ounce IL required on
articles mailed on the piers Of the An'ertean
Whcs star and German lSea POSp steamers
double postage detters 10 cents half ounce
~ other lines.
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EGLlSE Dr SAINT ESpVIT. rs Est 23s rue
So vice TeIrieIx BE- dimHrrat q iol.h du matip
e. . VI. du soir. Rev. A. Wittneyef, Rcsteuf
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MOTOR GAR RUNS.

Ne" Hhh"V sunday Table d'Hote, ti.25.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-11-17
TOO MUCH FAULTY ENGLISH.
People Have Grown Careless In Their
miliar Errors.

People Have Grown Careless In Their
Observation-Disclosures Errors.
The books Of rhetoric used to tell us
that the great qualities of style were
perspicuity, energy and elegance, or
clearness, force and grace; and that as
a means toward these and for other
reasons 1t was important to be concise
to avoid needless words, writes Freder-
lex M. Bird in the Literary Era.
Whether they no longer teach thus, or
their pupils disregard their i%nstruc-
lions, you can scarcely read a page or
a column anywhere without meeting
words that add nothing to others with
which they are Immediately connect
ed. Thus: Thought to himself. How
else should he think? II he thought
aloud you would have to say SO. Either
he said to himself'-which is another
way OF putting it-or he simply
thought" Nodded his head. II he had
nodded his legs or his elbows the case
would be more notable. He might
properly shake his head" for he could
shake other things; but in the present
state of language one can nod no other
part OF himself or of creation than his
head. Together with. If John vent to
town with his wife they went together;
il they went together he was Lecessaril-
ly with her. Month of May, summer sea-
son, etc. Everybody knows that May is
a month and summer a season. Rose
up. If people were in the habit of rising
down, or II it were possible to do so
this would not be Pathological. 1t will
not do to say that these specimens
abound in the best writer's and are
therefore j~ustifable. They are not the
best writer's when they write
in this way, through pure car
~lessness, for they know better. Homer
sometimes mods, but his nodding did
not produce the "Iliad." W. want to
follow the best writer's in their excell-
encies not in their errors.
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Spoiled All

". Carl Ely Of Buffalo, the president
az the American Street Railway associ-
ation. was talking during the conven-
tion n Philadelphia about motormen's
and cenductors' adventures.
"A conductor came to me with a
snailing face the other day." he said.
He.wanted to tell me what had hap
on an incoming car.
sftS eeems that q m~iddle-aged woman
and her little son, q lad of six or seven
years, get on the car. and as soon as
Fther were seated the woman took a
haaf. lo1aar out Of her pocket and hand.
edit - the youngster to pay the fare
wth.
'~The hoy held the coin In his small.
fat. hand. and examined 1t closely and
solemnAy.
'sThe conductor appeared for the
fares and the youngster gave him the
hon &pl1Ar with owlish soIemnity.
The money was pocketed, and 40
cenAsl a change was put in the small
exte9le1, hand.
go ssoon as he got this change the
boy laughed. wriggled in his seat and
shOuta1 gleefully:
asotG. ma, he's taken the bad half
AOatar.s"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-11-17
Not Interested.

We'll, is there anything doing in
politics down your way?" he asked Of
the old farmer in the seat beside him.
mo. nothing very much" was the
reply.
What do you think of the next state
election?"
Il don't think"
"Have any idea who will be the next
PRESIDENT"
"Noap."
will the member of congress from
your district run again?"
Cant say"
"Then you don't take much interest
in politics?"
mot a bit. All l know is that my son
Sam vas elected to the legislature last
year and come home from the session
with $500 in cash in his pocket and
wouldn't lend me IS without a note and
a good indorser. / haven't even asked
him whether he sold out the gas COM
pany or the butter and milk trust
Baltimore American.
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dawned. without seeing or hearing
anything worthy Of note. But no was
coming upon something very soon.
Just IS the sky began to glow with the
rich, red glare Of the rising sun, he
came to a point where a narrow pass
between two steep hills opened into a
pleasant vale, and just here his horse
was stopped by a stout man who ad-
vanced, spear In hand, from some trees
by the wayside.
Hold" said the sentinel. "Who
are your
"a wayfarer, as you may see," re-
piled Judah.
Whittier are you traveling?"
"To the north"
"Of what are you in pursuit."
Just at this present moment l am in
most urgent pursuit of something to
eat" s
Have you money in your purse?"
Enough for present USE"
Are you afraid Of losing it,"
How"
by robbers"
Bless you. no. I am rather anxious
to see some of these robbers"
You may see them sooner than you
would like"
THAT cannot be, sir; for I would
like to see them at once"
"Ah-what would you with them?"
Never mind. If 7 am so fortunate
as to find them, they shall know"
= Perhaps | car find them for you"
." believe you can; and. my good sir,
II you will conduct me into the pres
ence OF Julian, I shall thank you"
Upon my life, you give me credit
for wonderful power"
L give you the credit of belonging
to Julian's band; and as l am very
anxious to see him. T ask you once
more, to lead me to him."
The man hesitated a moment, and
finally said, with a smile breaking over
his sunbUrnt features:
You are free-spoken, and seem to
be honest: and I think I will lead you
to the man you seek. But my bold
friend, you have need Of some fair
purpose"
Lead me to Julian. and I will be
answerable for the rest"
Very well; o shall not ask again.
Dismount, and follow me-
(To be continued.)
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Get at the Cause.

Sacramento, KY, Nov. 18th (Spe-
ciala.-A typical illustration of the
way Dodd's Kidney Pills cure Rheu-
matism is we'll told by Catherine De-
vine, who is very well known here.
She says:
For Oyer four years I was greatly
troubled with Rheumatism. 1t used
to take me worst in my legs and feet.
At times + would be SO bad / could not
put my feet to the ground. AS | am
over seventy-three years of g l be-
gan to think l was too old to get
cured and should have to bear my
Rheumatism the best way | could.
But I heard about Dodd's Kidney Pills
and thought I would give them a trial.
So / got a box and began taking them.
Well. I must say Dodd's Kidney Pills
did me a wonderful lot OF good. They
eased the pain from the first, and to-
day ! am In better health than l have
been for many years."
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When Peggy Pokes the Fire.

When Peggy pokes the kitchen fire
She makes a picture fair;
/ linger till / miss my car
To see her working there.
She takes the poker half way up,
Perhaps a little higher.
Falls on her knees before the range
And starts to poke the fire.
Her slender arms are fair to see,
Barred to her elbows white;
Her graceful movements as she labs
lust fill me with delight,
Left handed? Oh, but what OF that?
I never could quite tire
OF seeing Peggy on her knees
While poking at the fire.
What tho the coal comes tumbling down,
And one side all goes out?
She says a man ant poke a fire,
She knows what she's about,
And SO she pokes and .jabs ava
While / can but admire
The warlike picture she presents
While poking at the fire.
I often wish to move away
Upon a better street,
Where Peggy could attain the set
She always yearned to meet.
But one thing ever holds me back
From promenading higher;
Poor Peg would find the gas ranges there,
And couldn't poke the fire.
New York Times.
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MUD IS cITY's CHIEF STAPLE.
Houses and Utensils Of Yezd Az
Made Of the Earth.

sOSOSO &'S Se@ w.
Made Of the Earth.
Zone of the most extraordinary
cities in the world is Yezd, in central
Persia" writes a traveller. ut is sit
1ated in the midst of a vast salt des-
art which stretches for hundreds of
miles in all directions. The nearest
inhabited place Of any size is Ispahan.
and that is 200 miles away The in.
habitants Of Yezd who have been
away from Yezd during their lives
number, perhaps, two or three score,
and the bulk Of these have not ex-
tended their travels further than Shi-
raz or Kirman in the one direction.
or to Ispahan in the other. Yet be-
tween $4,000 and 10000 people make
the place their home. For ninety
nine out Of every 100 of these the
great outside world has not merely
no ~interest-it has absolutely no ex.
istence at all.
"Yezd is a city made almost entire
ly out of mud. Not only are the
houses built of this material, but the
very furniture, the firepans, the bar
rels for grain, the children's toys, the
bread recertacles, even the beds, are
simply mud. nodded into a rough
form and dried in the sun.
"In the Yezd shops the goods. most
ly mud, are displayed on tiers OF mud
lodges, and there is a mud roo be-
hind. The bakers ovens are of mud,
down to the very doors. Many of the
Yezdis even eat mud and develop an
unwholesome muddy complexion in
consequence"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-11-17
Bound to Beat.

At the junction of two highways in a
directions on the guideboard all faded
out, and, noticing a farmer at work In
his field. | hitched the horse and went
over to him and asked:
will you kindly tell me how far it
is to ~Painsville?"
Have you asked anyone else?"
queried the farmer, as he leaned on his
hoe.
yes, l asked a man back here about
a mile"
WAS his name Bill Scovel?"
Eyes, l think it was"
"What'd he say?"
81 understood him to say that it was
nine miles"
well, then, it's 'leven."
took his word for it and went on,
but found the distance only seven
miles. Returning that way next day,
encountered the farmer moving weeds
along the highway and said:
why did you tell me yesterday that
it was eleven miles to Painsville? You
must have known that it was only
seven"
bill Scovel told you nine. didn't
he?"
Yes"
Wall, Bill Scovel thinks he's the
biggest liar around here, and | told
you 'leven to show him that he'd got a
hard man to beat when he set out to
git the best of Jim Watson."-Balti-
more American.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-11-17
CARING FOR THE PREACHER.

One 9t1ker Eats Him, Another sleeps
Inn, Ind Z Third Washes Him.
It waAsat q big meeting that all this
was said. more of a citizens meeting
than . church gathering. and Mr..
Dukes asked:
Nov. what can you do for the
preacher? I don't intend to put the
burden Of my living upon any one fam
liz. but npoR all Of you, turn and turn
about. ! will not, however, go where
the iatcA string Is not hanging out of
the. door. What can you do for the
preachek7"
One IL lady who had a dim recollec-
ton e q small church in the pine
woods II Georgia, when she was a girl,
said:
Y lin eat him. but I can't sleep
him"
That's good; now who next?" asked
the missionary.
"Wea1. X Sister Jenkins Is gwine to
eat him. I'll agree to sleep him, but l
can'tVasa him."
That's good; who next?"
Then another sister spoke up and
said:
"Wen I'll wash him, but I amt much
on biaed shirts."-Florida Times-Union.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-11-17
German Kaiser an American Citizen.

The commissioner general Of immi-
grafton has the legal papers making
Emperor William Of Germany a citi-
e of the United States. The certifi-
cate is signed by Judge Thayer Melvin
and Charles H. Henning. clerk of the
court of Ohio county, West Virginia.
Several years ago Jacob Ohlinger
came to the United States, and, as he
thought, took out his papers. Recent
ly he made a visit to the fatherland
and when he returned an immigration
inspector ~confiscated his papers and
sent them to Washington. The blank
containing the applicants name was
filed out by the clerk of the court so
as to read: 1T is %thereupon consid-
cred. ordered and adjudged by this
court that the said emperor Of Ger
many be and he is hereby admitted q
citizen of the United States. "-Chica.
60 Chronicle.