New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-10-07

George 2. scaunell. Democratic leader of the
18th Assembly District fondIiug huge neer-
schaun the color of old mahogany
The fellow who makes them calls them the
'scannell pipes" said he several summers ago
saw a fellow down Long Island with
wooden pipe with this peculiar shaped bowl,
got it for quarter and took Ii up 10 q pPsliITg1
IyoIiIJn't be good The idea struck him. and ne
up The Bronx 70 study the ugeeS [ner the howl
for model for this tiger heGd Oh - -a5 f,,r
When he finished It put II In ms WINDOW L1L
a while and made another like it He can M IN; h.s
they ever smoked"
There fs 2 little girl in my class. said city
teacher who never lets the slightest thing that
she does not understand 20 by her for moment.
rba other day the class was having reading
essq 9on-, the dell she tripped and through the
he Carries hand was raised IN an instant +,,+
10 please teacher she asked, what was II thae
she threw?
,r-,o-a is = new cure for badness. This quite
,,-,soIicftad testimonial IS not an advertisement
si-far but the simple relation Of what occurred to
one man on his summer vacation. For some years
ba has heen unLnist akably bald, not even an en-
r,,,,raene- fuzzy down upon the top Of his head.
This YEAR lie went camping in Newfoundland. and
he found The mosquitoes gnats, sandfles and Varl-
Gus other insects formidable rs they usually are
az he could but nevertheless his head was unmer.
cifIIIv bitten and needed frequent applications OF
b;o. COP 6 mas BEN able to exhibit his friends
brand new growth OF dOwny hairs where al was
smooth before. Some suggests that the insect
bites were the direct of this desirable result
s+{19tlarf0g the scalp more efecJlVely-I more
painfuIly-thau massage. But the man, nlItiselL
sCouts such notion and declares mis- faith IN ny
dope
The new Irish maid was making preparations TO
sweep the parlor.
You had better move the rubber plant out of
the dust until you have aired the room said me
mistress.
the thriving plant And sure. IS that rubber?
Now. I thought II was real"
The difficulties which foreigners have in master
ing The English language often very amusing A
Swedish girl of refinement and education who was
forced to earn her living by doing housework be-
cause nf family reverses did best learn Eng
lish One dav she surprised her mistress by re-
marking about rich pudding; ON, that IS very
mighty.
\ little girl four years old almost broke up a
divine service at well known Brooklyn church
few sundays ago Her parents prided themselves
on how well the child behaved in church, a1d the
little one did do very well, She liked to sing, and
wanted 70 add her voice 10 that OF the congrega-
rion in singing the hymns This she did by intui-
ton perhaps, seeming to sing in harmony with
+bs others She seemed 10 know when 10 step, too
tT,+ he on safe side her mother usually
gave her the tip after each stanza
on the Sunday in question the chlG sang WIN
Great e~Ist0 bur her mother forgot the tip. and
the little girl kept singing after the cnolr ana
congrega ton had ceased. Many persons We're 80
SURPRISED that they stared at the CllId ana one
woman was una BILE to control herseI ana Amos
yta-te irro mysteries. 5 a result the child abso-
Ii1Tiv refuses again lift up her voice in church.
and declares she viii never sing there again