The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-02-16
THISTLES

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tAge u flch people there would be 10 tht
world II fsuit,atdius paid.
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good really did Now, ten me what YOU
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! TIL s{oa'd sivs ne snoIhcr licking.
why There gees that beauiit Mf'.
kofeie. 18th her wealth oi auburn hsir.
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Thrifty son-ls your wife tn,rayA.
GAM Por-Ne, my wife 10 M unusually
economical woman. This 10 Tuesday. and
.he hssb fpent hall her next weeks sll1~-
acc yet.
-Aos, cir began the agent this book
4 yts 10 use for II snapped the bus
meIsfaaa %, yes, you have Look 81
The title, The Art Of Conversation sne
Correct Speech"
Ycf, indeed my uucle can make u.
d. anything be wants me to do. The Idea
\ our ufcle must have great will power.
! "a bet he hss. He can will million dol
Ars.
Interrupted o, George, eIclsi ned |
smerolds, your face Is so rough-sud rug
red In lie honesty Of purpose. Puzzle
Find out where Miss Esmerslda's Younger
lister suddenly entered the parlor.
whs, 10 the greatest speech that con-
press ever developed The greatest speech
aid the ststetman with the dlsappoiot,d
ock, was rever delivered. wrote II my.
eli.
No, said The doctor, can't make any.
hing out OF his eate az all, /, bother,
ne. Why, replied bIs wits, | thought IL
vas only simple cold. Exactly Thst't
Wy | can't make apytbiug out Ct II.
The OHe He Liked Best She--whcl
|. vrur fKyAtita hools Ha WIZ ttia oal |
{ -ef-um-let me see now can't r.
iember II Il Is The Cricket Minister, by
tockett. or The Crockett MlnIster by
.Iekett'
r Bleeker-l suppose the country rela.
ives you visited last summer will come
own here and visit you this wintery Bal
ri think not. ! took special pains 10
&c In an awful row with them Just before
left.
Homer 10 cabmat) Say, want you
+ dtiy down to the depot at noon and call
n my moiher-in-law. Take her up to tie
ouse, and IN sise you dollar. Csbmsi
Very well, sir. But suppose che Doesn't
,meg Homer Oh, then III give you two
Dllars.
What broke up the ladies debsiog 10
ety' The leading member was told to
repsre sn essay on the yelJw peril. sic
d 60, and the cpenitg s.ut &. ee read
yellow apparel is very 'fying to most
,ml xlots.
How did you Ike that house put upI
u you isst year asked the rowing COZ
actor Why, cOnfouud 1t, snapped the )
a'c farmer, aei elorossept It away while
y niie was Inside. All, that u iast Whist .
stated, What That your wife would
carried away with II. Il
- Now, look st me, howled the bald
.sded orator, and behold what pluck ano
,rtIyefarce will do. | sm a self.mad. a
40. and Say, interrupted small boy
the gallery, why didr't ycu iiaish the 3
By putt & some hair on your head,
to get efi sgaIn, do YOU roared
= boss This will be the sixth time you
se en- ofrthis week. wta.'s the trou.
G uovf want TO get nv eyes eIimi. |.
!, tulieBiy replied tie clerk. Well, sc,
EN- carefully examined while you're abou,
You'll be looking for work after sat. ,
day night.
Just What Attracted Him: r. m 4
jiha Ny, ton, SIN afraid you are e..
/ 10 make mistake 10 marr,ins Min 4
anyways. Both she aud her father are
'rfully lAr hoaseketpcr. soh--l know /.
mother, thars whs; caught me. I.1to
nfortabie over there, you know. can
down Anywhere 10 the psrlor withou, n
Ins told AN mus,ife things up.
case would have bctn
oag, Mr., htGtiFe, iiyou had acted oty
,he defensive, bui you sirrck ilrst. II y
. bad let him strike y2u fret you would a
re had the law 90 your tide. Mr.. No.