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Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-05-30
0. c. & I. STEAMERS

Steamer Oregona. leaves Cor
wallis, Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays, for Portland d and all
way points at 6 a. m. For rates,
etc., call on
A. j. SHIRLEY, Agent.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-05-30

Walter Wells, who holds posi-
ton in the drug establishment of
w. S., Love, East Portland, visited
Corvallis, his home town, few
days ago. .s
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-05-30
GRAND VOCAL CONCERT.
Solo and Choruses Assisted by
Orchestra.

The preparations, which have
been going on for some weeks for
the concert which is to be given
for the benefit OF the Y. M. c. A.
building fund. are about COM
pleted. The event is to come off
Friday night, June 2nd, at the
Opera House and a full house is
assured. The following is the
program:
l ''With Sheathed Swords. "......... Costa
Triumphal march for soprano
and chorus from the oratorio
~ 'Naamaa"
2 'The King Of the Winds" ".........D David
Tenor solo, Otto F. Herse
3 "The.: Wreck of the Hesperus" s. >
............................. ...............Ancerton
~, Cantata for soil and chorus.
Soloists: Mrs. Lake, Messrs.
John Fulton and John Allen
4 ''Oh That We Two were May
ing. "........... ..Gounod
Soprano solo, Miss Lulu Spangler.
"Hallelujah". Haendel
~ Chorus from the oratorio
''The Messiah
CHORUS OF sixty VOICES ASSISTED BY
AN ORCHESTRA.
GERARD TAILLANDIER, DIRECTOR.
The chorus consists Of:
soPRANI
Mesdames E. r. Lake, Thos. Jones, O.
]. Blackledge, c. E. Pererson, C. Cum
mings, F. L. Miller, j. H. Simpson, 6
Taillandier. Misses Alice Jones, julia
Fuller, M. R. Scroggin, Lulu Price, NJ
R. Towels, L. Newhouse, Edna Gillette,
Juliet Cooper, A. B'omvidt, L. E. Ler.
| will, Florence Adams.
Mesdames Helen Borst, Will Wicks
M. L. Bush. Misses Lulu Spangler
Helen Holgate, Libb;e Price, Georgis
Herbert, Agnes Won der HELEN, L
Wood, Agnes Wilson, Edna Truitt. Uns
Stewart, Bertha Williams, Lena Tartar
TENORI
John Fulton, Otto Herse, J. c. Knapp
II. Wilkins, E. R Hughes, E. P. Hard
ing, Will Wicks, B. Hawks, c. A. Har
Ian, O. E. Dawson, Harry Auld, A
VanCleve, V E. Neidere1, c. Cum
mings.
John Allen, B. w. johnson, c. M
McKellips, George Coote, F. L. Kent, j
R. Pruitt, G. Ingle. w. P. Webber, P
Clark, O. J. .Blackledge, Ross Adams
G. Stebinger, r. R. Selleck, Milto1
Straton. E. II. Pratt.
The above grand chorus will be assist
ed by: -
Louise Smith Glanville.. .............. .Pianis
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1905-05-30
To be Observed.

Next Thursday is legal holi-
day in this state, the great Lewis
and Clark Fair is to open and
thousands are to be in attendance.
Many of our citizens will attend,
|OAC cadets will go down and FOR
the benefit of the cadets and those
who may desire to keep track of
their movements we print the
following:
Headquarters Mil. Dept,
GA G Cadets,
May 80, o5.
Memorandum:
Cadets will assemble at the
Armory, Thursday, June 1st, at
IS a. M, and be at the depot ready
to leave at 5:3o. No cadets will
be allowed to 60 with the regi-
ment who are not completely uni
formed-uniforms clean, clean
white stand-up collar, and clan
white gloves. The gloves will
not be worn until they leave the
train at Yamhill St. Station, Port.
land. %
No cadet will be allowed to 60
on train as, a member Of the regi-
ment unless he is equipped as
above stated,
The military escort will leave
1.-THE Portland Hotel at 10 O'Clock
sharp. The regiment will march
in columns Of platoons. It will
arrive at the Fair grounds abou
1890. Exercises will commence
: at II O'Clock, noon. Cadets will
1 come prepared to purchase theil
own lunch. The cheapest this
can be procured is for so cts a
{ the American Inn on the Fail
grounds. Arrangements will b.
made on train to ascertain th'
: number that will require luncl
at that place and the result will
! be telegraphed the American I'M
]. from Whiteson.
}, After the termination of tn
t exercises, arms will be stacked il
$ a secure place and cadets will b
'1a1lowed to go where they pleas
: until S p. M, when the regimen
will leave the Fair grounds fo
, the Union Depot. The train wi
: leave for Corvallis at 6 p. m
sharp.
All cadets having flags, bar
t ners and co1ors that can be use
: for decorating train will try to &c
them to the depot before S a. m.
.lJune 1st. The regimental nor
e commissioned staff, in charge {
Q captain commissary and two ba,
E talon quartermasters will hav
r charge and see that train is decor
: lated properly before $50 a. m.
E By order s;sgs
Lieut.. Quinlan,
81 eommandant.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

tire congregation to its feet
A dark object had flashed through
the air and had fallen on the woman's
shoulders. A report spread that a
child had toppled from the gallery,
and many women tainted.
When order was somewhat restored,
the real cause of the commotion was
discovered. II was a very badly scared
dog, that will probably never fully un-
derstand how it was that in endeavoT-
ing to escape from weird and unfamil-
lar surroundings he jumped over a gal
lery railing, expecting to find a floor,
but insteda landed plump in church
filled with people.
Mrs. Verstegen was not injured. but
was for a time hysterical from fright
and shock.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

with black velvet. Black wings are
fitted into the side notches. These
wings are Joined by white panne satin
ribbon.
No. shows a brown and white
chenille hat. Its only ornamentation
consists of folds of white velvet about
brim and crown and big white OWLS
head with wing feathers across the
back. This is also a shirtwaist or
walking hat.
No. 8 is a dress hat one suitable
for semi-formal occasions. 1t tbs of
black Neopolitan straw, which THE
milliners tell us is to be worn during
the winter and for opera and theater
hats, for the down town luncheon, etc.
The feathers are pale blue ostrich
tips.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

The traditional bull in a china shop
was hardly a circumstance for excite
ment compared with dog in a church
at Appleton, Wis.
The dog, a very big one, followed
its owner into St. Joseph's curch dur
ing the Portiuncla service, when fully
1000 people were at worship.
Being of an inquisitive turn of mind,
the dog started on a tour of inspec-
tion, which led him up the stairway
to the dimly lighted gallery. Here
the curious canine succeeded in losing
himself. Eveidently he also worked
himself into a panic.
At any rate, a little later, a Mrs
Verstegen, of Grand Chute, who had
been kneeling with bent head, gave
vent to a shrek that brought the en-
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
Numerous and Worthless.

Everything is in the name when it
comes to Witch Hazel Salve. e. C. De
Witt & Co., of Chicago, discovered
some years ago how to make a salve
from Witch Hazel that is a specific
for piles. For blind, bleeding, itching
and protruding piles, eczema, cuts,
burns, bruises and all skin diseases
De Wits Salve has no equal. This
has given rise to numerous worthless
counterfeits. Ask for De Witt's-the
genuine. Sold by all druggists.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
RAPIDLY PLEDGING
LAND TO THE DAM
DR.. J. n. BAILEY SAYS ALL WILL
SOON BE SIGNED IN MESlLLA
VALLEY.

DR. ]. II. Bailey is in El Paso from
Mesilla, making arrangements for sell.
ing his apple crop, which he says is
very large this year, says the Her
aid. He says the people are jubilant
over the prospects of getting all the
lands in the valley signed up at an
early date, so that work on the dam
can commence.
Out of the 10000 acres which the
valley must pledge to the dam, Dr.
Bailey says that 10000 are signed, and
that the county of Dona Ana has 1000
acres and the government $1,000
acres which are to be pledged, leav.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

ing only about 5000 acres to be sign
ed up among the land owners of the
valley.
New people are flocking into the
valley so fast that person cannot
keep track of them" said DIR. Bailey.
Why, last week | went to a dance at
Las Cruces and did not know 10 per
cent of the people. and l have lived
in the valley for the past twenty
years and thought I knew everybody
in the whole country"
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
Attacked by a Mob.

and beaten. in a labor riot. until COW
cred with sores, Chicago street car
conductor applied Bucklens Arnica
Salve, and was soon sound and well
81 use it in my family" writes G. ].
Welch, Of Tekonsha, Mich, land find
it perfect" Simply great for cuts and
burns Only 25 cents at all druggists.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
MERCHANT TAILORING
UPSTAIRS, OVER NO. 2o9 WEST
RAILROAD AVENUE, o. BAN
BINI, PROPRIETOR.

My merchant tailoring shop Is up,
stairs over No. 2O9 West Railroad ave
nue., where / solicit the patronage OF
the public. All work guaranteed first
class, as | have had fifteen years ex
perience in the business. Suits made
to order. Clothes cleaned, pressed and
repaired. The specific I use will not
injure the cloth. Ladies' garments
also cleaned and walking skirts made
to order. Give me a trial.
o. BAMBINI.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
SOMETHING NEW
AT THE LAS VEGAS FAIR AND
FESTIVAL.

Novelty is what we all want. Many
persons spend thousands of dollars
every year searching for something
new. Perhaps you're one Of those who
desire newness. Take our word for
it, between September 26 and 29, you'll
find It near home.
You won't have to spend much mon
ey nor go very far to see it, either
Go to the Las Vegas fair and festival
One and one-half cents per mile
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
CC3NTY NOT ONE YEAR
oil D. H0l Dc a FAIR

The first annual Torrance county
fair has proven a complete success and
the management is well pleased with
the outcome. says the Estancia News.
The exhibitions were of the very
best. Every one, on entering the hall,
would stand and look in amazement
at the wonders displayed, for it was
nothing less than wonderful to see
such immense samples of garden and
farm products, all of Which were
grown in Torrance county, and the
larger part without any artificial ir-
rigation. 1t was indeed an eye-opener
to every one, and to none more so
than the management of the fair.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

each way is all it will cost Just 81
from Albuquerque to Las Vegas and
return.
See the Santa Fe agent at once for
particulars.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

Have your floats built and sign work
done by Stacy & Co., the only union
sign writer's in town. Quler's old
stand. Auto phone, 454; Colorado
phone, So.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
THE BACK OF
THIS YEARS HAT
BY CYNTHIA Grey.

A fall hat appeared in my milliner's
window. | went in.
My milliner is a strikingly hand
some woman. Any hat made is be-
coming to her. So she sells her hats
by showing them on her own head.
She is usually most polite. This
time she put on first one hat and
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

HIlO. w. IEhhlNO
Before the Legislative Investigating
Committee in New York, Tuesday,
Edmund d. Randolph, treasurer of the
New York Life Insurance Company,
admitted that Mr. Perkins had sold
100000 forth of bonds and pur-
chased them two days later. after
report to the superintendent of in
surance had been made, and that the
sole purpose of the deal was that
favorable and legal report might be
made.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
STRANGE TALE OF DOG
THAT INVADED A CHURCH

CURIOSITY LED HIS INSPECTING THE GALLERY WITH ASTON
lsHlNe RESULTS.
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

There are other WRITING IN SIGHT
TYPEWRITERS,
But the l.. c. SMITH BROS. by FAR
excels them all. Then 1t has a TAB
ULATOR and MIMEOGRAPH attach
ment, without extra charge. Corr
spondence solicited. N. w. Alger,
general agent, 124 South Walter st.
Snhscrihn for Tho ENunnInr nitinnn
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

Subscribe for The Evening Citizen
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

or lines that run gracefully into the
display at the back II will do.
The hat back is bent, unduIated
twisted and trimmed in most fetch
ing ways
No. ! shows a white felt shirtwalst
hat. The edge of the brim is bound
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21

then another, and with every hat
turned her back full upon me.
1t occurred to me suddenly that
about all there is to hats is their
backs.
When you buy a hat look well to !
the back. A hat without the right |
Albuquerque evening citizen., 1905-09-21
Dieests What You Eat

Rests the stomach, rebulds the
tissues and gives firm flesh
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
TiluinE Bananas.

1t is generally known that bananas
are shipped while yet green and III
ripe, but few persons are aware of the
careful and elaborate time calculations
required in setting out the plants ana
cutting off the fruit in order to insure
the arrival of the bananas in proper
condition at their destination When q
plantation is begun the young plants
are set out at certain intervals, so that
they will produce at regular prefixed
times during the year. A certain num-
Der of days before the arrival of u
steamer the green fruit Is cut, and d
close calculation Of the time that viii
be consumed in the voyage must al
ways be made. else the bananas will ne
spoiled. Fruit steamers carry steam
heating apparatus to insure a uniforms
temperature throughout the voyage.
The ripening is calculated to occur oniy
after the fruit has reached the retail
dealer.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
Crushed by His Wife.

MY wife is not always as consider
ate of my feelings as she might be-
says the man who invariably means
well. Il went home the other night,
and l could see that / was not more
than deuce high with her ON account
Of--well, no matter what l was full
up of new theory man had been
imparting to me, and as / always be-
lieve in a mans regarding his wife as
his intellectual equal told her about
it. The man told me that it is the
brain that really nOurishes the hair.
He even went SO far as to say that il
you pull hair out you pull out bit
Of brain with 1t. 1t interested me ex-
ceedingly. My wife just shifted
That's not new she said. I found
that out long ago. 1t doesn't matter
either whether the hair is pulled out or
falls out naturally
That's what ! get for trying to be
good to that woman Stung by my
wife"
Here he raised his hat He was as
bald as a newly plucked egg.-Wash-
ingtOn Post
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
Unnatural.

Small Nancy, aged four, had a doll to
which she was deyotedly attached It
could open and shut it's eyes. and every
night Nancy took it to bed with her,
carefully closing it's eyes before the
light was turned out. One day the doll,
as dolls from time immemorial have
been known to do, met with an acct
dent which placed the eye shutting
mechanism out Of business and left it
with not only widely and permanently
opened optics, but badly damaged ones
as we'll At intervals during the re-
mainder of the day Nancy pleaded to
have her dolly "cured," but nothing
was successful. At bedtime when she
had dOnned her nightdress and started
for her little bed her mother saw she
had forgotten her adored doll and re-
minded her Of it. saying:
But, Mamie, you've forgotten your
baby. She won't be able to sleep IN
less you take her to bed with you, as
usual"
To her mothers amused astonish-
ment Nancy threw half contemptuous
look over her shoulder at the doll re-
cumbent on a chair, and said
"Oh, what's the use? She can't sleep
anyway Who ever heard Of anybody
sleeping with their eyes wide open?"-
New York Times
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
The Ballot and Office.

In 1777 it was written into the con-
stitution Of Vermont that ''the house
of freemen of this state shall consist
Of persons most noted for wisdom and
virtue, to be chosen by ballot, by the
treemen Of every town in this state"
Time and conditions have lowered
our standard. We are content with
average wisdom and average virtue,
and in years of apathy virtue and wis
dom are quite forgotten, and we elect
whom the machine dominates. Rota-
ton in office, party control of nominal
ing machinery, the ambitions of cor
pOrations and of party leaders-these
are the forces that move the pawns on
the legislative chessboard Under the
political conditions which the majority
of the voters tolerate can we expect
the legislature of a state to be COM
posed of the best men of the COM
munity? And we know that the real
danger of the democracy is the with
draWal of intelligent and humble men
from public duties.-S. p. Ortiz in At
lantic.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
worshipers Of strange Gods.

Snake wOrShiperS are more numer-
cus than river worshipers in the Pun
jab. They have always been a large
denomination in heather countries.
Why they worship snakes is problem
that has been frequently discussed to
no particular purpose. But people who
worship owls, bats, Holsters, rats and
mice will worship anything, and per-
haps snake worshipers are so common
merely because snakes are so widely
distributed and so far from exclusive
in their habits If man worships an
opossum or an ornithornycus. he must
go to Australia to do so, but serpents
are everywhere So is the earth (PrithD,
and the earth, as Hertha, Demeter and
under many other names, has never
wanted adorers.
Even the untutored Pawnees are
earth worshipers and bury articles by
way of sacrifice, which is more eco
nomical than burning them, as they
can be dug up again. The ancestral
mound is good deal adored in the
Punjab. In Scotland it became the
fairy hill, as at Aberfoyle, and was
treated with conspicuous respect in
times comparatively modern. The
church was usually built as near it as
fluence of the ancestral mound or to
acquire any local sacredness that might
be gOing.-London News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
Avoiding a Quarrel.

On one occasion when interposing in
a quarrel Lord North observed that
there was often far too much readi-
ness to take offense "That is not my
case" he added. "This very evening
one member who spoke of me describ-
ed me as that thing called a minister
Well, to be sure" continued Lord
North, here patting his ample sides, 81
am an unwieldy thing. The honorable
member therefore when he called me
"a thing said what was true, and |
could not be angry with him. But
when he added that thing called a
minister he called me that thing which
Of all things he himself wished most to
be, and therefore | took it as a cOmpli-
ment'
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
doing. A dull flush came up into his

doing. A dull flush came up into his
face, and he looked at her strangely.
YES" he answered shortly, II have"
Beautiful night, isn't it," he went
on after moment, and there was a
touch of mockery in his voice that
she asked him no more.
whats up?'' he demanded, survey
ing her cynically as she came down
to receive him one evening, with re-
nunciation speaking from every line
Of her plain gown and her smooth,
sackcloth and ashes? What particular
sin are you mourning:'
The great sin of omission. she an
swered demurely as they sat down op-
posite each other. But he looked in.
credulous. He had not known her f1f-
teen years for nothing
Commission, you mean" he said
dryly, with an air of remembering
things.
mo; omission! I'd tell you about it.
only you're never any comfort to a
person. You're just like stone, Max.
l don't know how I've endured you so
long"
He turned his eyes lazily upon her
with 4 look long, steady, inscrutable.
Neither spoke, but after moment Eli
nor, with beautifully assumed air OF
perfect ease, sought refuge in a study
of fbo ma Horn of tho oornot
POSSIBLY l may tell you some time
he said, with a nonchalant laugh, 'but
go on; let me hear what's the trouble
You always tell me eventually"
And so, in fact, she did. 1t was the
beauty of Max that he made you like
and hate him simultaneously But no
matter what you felt you wanted him.
and you usually confided in him. That
at least had been Elinor's experience,
and it was being repeated for the hun
dredth time now She wanted to tell
him; she always wanted to tell him ev-
erything. She leaned forward sudden
ly, with childish bid for sympathy in
her eyes.
You see, Max, I've omitted to get
married. And now I'm thirty
plus" he corrected gravely.
''Thirty- one" she continued firmly,
land, though it's been great fun--well.
all at once l realized that I'm an old
maid. It's So unexpected. Why haven't
I married? That's what l don't under
stand
There was pause in which it SEEM
ed to her that she suddenly heard the
beating of her own heart. Before she
fully realized what had happened her
hands We're held close and Max was
saying:
look at me, Elinor, and see if you
can't find out. I've waited years for
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
Druid Money.

Druid money expresses one of the
many plausible ways of refusing to
pay at all, SO common to all peoples.
1t is the exact equivalent of the Ro-
man phrase to pay on the Greek cal
ends, which meant never, as the Greeks
had no calends. Patricius says Of the
Druids that they constantly received
money which they promised to return
in another life Butler in "Hudibras'
refers to this:
Like money by the Druids borrowed,
In t'other world to be restored
The same tricks are played in the
eastern as in tie western world, for
Purchas in his pilgrims tells us of
certain priests Of Picking who barter
with the people upon bills of exchange,
to be paid in heaven hundredfold.-
London Express.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24
worth going to see"
Roc ford, RelOit * GAINESVILLE
Railroad Co

Operating electric road between Rockford
I'LL and GAINESVILLE, Wis, via Roscoe, Ill.
lRockton, Ill and Beloit, Wis.
ROCKFORD, ILL.
First car leaves Rockford at 5:30p. m. daily
excepting Sunday. Second car at a. IN. and
every hour thereafter. Last car at IL p. m.
First car arriving at Rockford a a. m. and
every hour thereafter until IL p. m.
BELOIT, WIS.
Car leaves BelOit for Rockford and James
vile daily, except Sunday, every hour from
IS O. IN. up to and including II p. m. Car arrives
at Beloit from Rockford at 80 a. m. Second
car ct a. m. and every hour thereafter until
T2 p. IA. Car arrives at Beloit from GAINESVILLE
st $50 8, ia. Second car at a. M and every
hour thereafter until IL p. m.
GAINESVILLE, WIS.
First car leaves GAINESVILLE daily. except Sun
day, at a. m. and Is minutes after every hour
thereafter. Last car at l1:15 p. m. Car ar
rives at GAINESVILLE at 10 minutes to the hour
from $50 q. M until II 80 p. m. The last
through car between Rockford and GAINESVILLE
leaves Rockford at l0p m. Janeville at 10:15
%. m.
SUNDAY SCHEDULE.
Cars leave Rockford at a. m, BelO1t at q.
M. and GAINESVILLE at7:i5 a. m. and every half
hour thereafter up to and including IL p. M.
Rockford Ticket Offce.-B. G. Skeyhan, cor.
State and Wyman SITS.
Beloit Ticket Office.-144 State Street.
GAINESVILLE Ticket Off1ce.-J. p. Bakers Drug
Store cor. w. Milwaukee and Franklin SITS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-24

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that Is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con-
,dition of The mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have a rumbing sound Or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
'tarrh, which is nothing but an inhamed
condition of tie mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send fro circular, free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o
~ Sold by druggists, 75c.