New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-10-12
GATHERED ABOUT TOWN.

What time is it7' a pompous man asked
rz,ra,-n,sr Policeman in Broadway, near S9th-st
IN 1,inu+as TO R SORT" said the officer soleHnlS'
after glancing up Broadway r,
Tho man was inclined be Indignant I'LL ne loi
loved the of sets g ga b the letterced clock Of
the New Amsterdam BANK
They were discussing the recent eecuo"S 20 ~
r5er NJ Fame when Mrs. Brownley. VINO LOOKS nc
It+erar,, mart said: ''I don't why MI roe "iu
not get the election He has such a p oeo.r ,ione
and I'm certain that II woe'g good than it possibly
poet like Mr.. Poe much mere s'
could those older men
CHOSE Hall Of Fame people are crackeo $50 gu
.r pri,ceton freshman who was trying LOT e
eo+b,u team Here they put in those oto q WOW
ToweIl and whittier, and turped Gov bs made the
9 1esr II We s,'t rubbed it into Yale?'
, .or car At soth-st. and Broadway
. o,.Ionlr tho other morning said man about
tor~n I'D lust finished an after-theatre supper
hut was perfectly sober Something was the ma
ter with an electric hanson Which S'oPpe" - ~
curb where standing.
Power about gone announced 'he 'na
IN response to my inquiry. Garage pretty near up
to the Park. too. he added ., ,,,, ~. track IN
Then ne ran the ma, lnachlne ONO me 80
The car stopped three feet away and the pro
family Of the moturmau began To flow ,
i!Sh forget H. said the chauffeur. producing
cigar and reaching npNt
Have smoke. and give me Il INT ..
7 got aboard and watched The mOtorrnan, after
dAr,urring a little started up and pushed the han
sorn All Ire way to it's garage. where the chauffeur
so oIr lust enough power left turn from tbs
tracks aud over the curb 10 cover
well known Latin teacher in private school in
Manhattan has long been accustomed to illustrate
the subiunctive of purpose with the eXpresslont
IT must 20 downtown that may get newspaper.
He never varied the expression in the least. end it
got tiresome TO the pupils. The latter get out
scholars every month In a recent issue the foloW-
H rs ~ Toev sat a newspaper' Since then an
tirev new Illustration has been used by the teacher,
one day a young man called on by this pro
lessor to translate a passage In which the Latin
word ''deinde' appeared several times me STU
dent never varied the translation calling II next
every time The professor had Just delivered
he broke out: :!Svhat is the trouble Brown? Have
You lust come from crowded barbershop that the
word next IS continually ringing in your ears?'
A Greek professor I'm OF the colleges In this
city is much given making jokes In fact. he
has certain ones in stock which he always springs
at the same place in the The other day
freshman who had bought a secondhand book
from a sophomore found written in the margin;
Look out for one Of Professor -'E annual
Jokes" The student thereupon passed note
around the class. which read: LOOK out for one
Don't laugh One young man. who had come IN
late had not the note and he was apparently
forgotten. When the bottom OF rage , 70 % WA
there not sIhis on any OF the stuGents races:
with The exception OF the tardy freshman. who
broke out into peals or loud laushIsF' Ahs NV
lessor makes no more jokes
A we'll known Southern churchman was recently
visiting this city. accompanied by his WIFE, VINO -
as Beautiful as hsr lre mate is hornss. Thsy were