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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
STRUCK BY AN AUTO
.. r. Rundei OF 5emidJl Fatally Injured
T. d.. A In Omaha. e.

Omaha, April I'D. r. Rundel of Be-
midi, Mimi, was knocked down and ia
tally injured by an automobile owned by
s. E. Brandeis, one Of the wealthy own
ers of the J. L. Bra1sdeis & Sons depart
ment store. 4sS z--a :.a,.. 4
Rundel, who was crossing the street,
became confused when in front Of the
automobile, and altho the machine was
not moving rapidly, he failed to get out
Of the way and was dragged some dis
lance. .$ asL w 2...s
The chauffeur, L. NJ. Bourden, is be-
lieved to have left the city.
Sewing on buttons is not wifely duty In
Japan--theres are no buttons. ~ ..r. -.
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ANOTHER VETO
Governor Finds Frater Bill Repealed
Another Insurance Act.

Governor J. A. johnson has vetoed
the Frater bill, S. F. SCI. 1t followed
the Morse bill, which was to permit ele-
vator and grain men to form mutual fire
companies, and was framed so as to per-
NIT implement dealers to do the same.
The reason for the veto is that the Fra
ter bill is so drafted it would have an
nulled the Morse bill
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LEGALIZE AMATEUR BOUTS
Frawley Bill Finally Gets Thru in
New York. - 2'. = D.

Albany. n. Y, April 1s.--The assembly today
passed the Frawley boxing bill permitting fifteen
minute bouts Of boxing by amateurs with eight
gloves under the rules and auspices of the
Amate Athletic union Of the United States Or
any domestic amateur athletic association now
incorporated underth e sanction of the anion
The bill prescribed that such bouts must be be-
tween registered amat tours. must not exceed ff-
teen minutes in length nor be fought more than
once in any twenty -four hours between the same
two participants and must be for medals or prizes
other than money. The bill has passed the SEN
ate and now gees to the governor.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
aovERNOR n FIRM

lansing Mich, April 19:-Governor Warner
has declared that he would not permit any pu-
gilistic contests in Michigan for large purses
during his term as governor. The statement was
inspired by a report which reached the COVER
nor to the effect that fight promoters We're slam
ming O fstic battle in Kalamazoo between two pu.
gilists of national reputation for purse Of
SIC, 600. ".
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19

The Wimots will open the season Sunday and
would like to arrange u game with some fast
local team fol-. Sunday afternoon. Address Al
Breyette. 1712 T. Twtanty-second street.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19

The Paris Louvre is to be provided with an
elevator, which, .'for a small fee will take
visitors to the galleries" - j.. [
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
NORTHWESTERN GAMES

Green Bay. Wis. April 19-Green Bays
league baseblll club win open Its season May
in its own town with series of four games
with the Beloit club. Following this they Will
so tour to Freeport. La Crosse and Oshkosh
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anapolis. Ind April 19.-The Indianapolis
American association baseball club opened its new
park this afternoon with the Milwaukee team
The weather Is perfect and crowd of nearly
5000 is expected to attend. Mayor Holtzman
will pitch the first ball The game will be pre-
ceded by parade thru the business streets. The
batteries will be =Starkel and Roth and Dough
ertv and Towne.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
SURVEY FOR EXTENSION

Special to The Journal
La Crosse, wis, April ia survey is be-
ing made by the La Crosse & Onalaska City
Railway company for the extension of Its cleo
trio line from Onalaska to Holmen, Wis The
line connects with the La Crosse streetcar line
and at present runs to Onalaska. 1t is proposed
to eventually extend the line to Galesville,
Wis ~. u
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two NOR ,cHAMPEEN

Winona, MINI, April 19.-T. c. Norris ant
Lex Clayton wrcstlers, each claiming the light
weight championship, have signed articles ant
will have bout in this city on the evening o
April g. q t-~ ~ .-e g
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19

Columbus. Ohio. April 19.-The Columbus and
Minneapolis teams Of the American Association
will open the season today at Neil park Mayor
a speech and parade. The weather is ideal
A new grand stand has been built and the
grounds entirely rebuilt.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-19
COUNTING THEIR MONEY
Fine Weather for the Fans on the
American Circuit.

Louisville, Ky, April. 18.-The American As
ISOLATION baseball season opened here today. the
frst game being with st. Paul. The weather is
delightful and the prospects fattering for large
crowd. Mayor Granger WILL in keeping with
custom toss the first ball over the plate. The
opposing pitchers will be Fenna for Louisville
and Ferguson for St. Paul. " E,. '-.
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DESKS RIFLED CLEAN

Usual Looting Of Legislative Halls DC.
ours.
With the departure Of the legislature
from the capitol, has ensued the usual
disappearance of every article from the
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Thursday Specials
Thursday Specials
RosEN TO SUCCEED cAssINI

Former Russian Minister to Japan for
Washington Post.
New York Sun Special Service
Berlin, April ia dispatch from St.
Petersburg says Baron Rosen. the for
mer Russian minister to Japan, will sue
ceed Count Cassini as ambassador at
Washington r ~ 4
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08
TRAIN HITS AUTO.
Kills a Boy and Fatally Injuries His
Mother.

BIiddletown, Conn. Oct. Tone. Of the
worst grade crossing accidents that has
ever. happened in this vicinity occurred at
Cobalt thin evening when the Fitchburg
express on the Air line road, which leaves
this city at 5:41, struck the 80 horse. pow.
er automobile Of Walter ]. Cowles of
Hartford at Taylor's crossing, just this
side of the Cobalt station, killing the s.
year-old son Of Mr.. CowIeh, Richard Good
win. and fatally injuring Mrs. Cowles.
Mrs. L. A. Keay, a sister of Mrs. Cowles,
was also injured. her right arm being bro
ken and her body cut and bruised. She
will probably recover.
Franz, jumped from the front seat and
escaped uninjured His wife and son and
Mrs. Keay were in the tonneau. The ex-
press, which was travelling at a high rate
of speed, struck the automobile squarely,
carrying it 100 feet beyond the crossing
and crushing it into mass Of wreckage.
Mrs Cowles, Mrs. Keay and the boy
were carried with the automobile and bur-
led in the debris. The son was taken
out with a fractured skull His head was
crushed in by q portion of the machine.
Mrs Cowles was also pinned down in the
wreekage and her skull fractured. Mrs.
Keay. who was on the side farthest from
the locomotive, escaped with less serious
injuries.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08
HUGHES IS SILENT
Counsel for the Insurance Inc
vestigating Committee
Will Not Commit Himself on
Mayoralty Nomination.
NOT UNTIL MONDAY.
OdeEl Says He Must Accept to
Save the Party.
Members Of Committee Say He
Should Not Run.

New York, Oct. 7.-Whether Chas,
E. Hughes, inquisitor of the Iegisla-
tive insurance investigating commits
tee will accept the Republican nomi-
nation for mayor will not be known
until noon Monday, when he viii be
formally notified by the notification
committee. The best opinion in DO
litical circles tonight was that he
would decline. Mr.. Hughes spent the
day playing golf in Nassau county.
He indicated his state of telling this
morning before he left the city by
saying;
Il am strongly convinced I ought
not to accept. I made this same
statement a little while ago before I
went to bed and it still embodies my
mittee no encouragement. Positively
I shall say no more about il until for
NAL notification is given me by the
committee"
This is your final word till Mon
day?"
POSITIVELY, until 7 am oficially no.
titled of the nomination. I am going
out of town to stay over Sunday
The political associates Of Benjamin
B. Odell, Of NeWburgh who is run
ming the Republican campaign in the
city, declare tonight that Hughes Is
the man to lead the party to victory
and that he must sacrifice MS own
personal desire to save the party
from defeat. On the ether hand, the
insurance committeeman will do all
! they can to persuade Mr.. Hughes to
continue his work as counsel for the
committee. James BfcKeen, associate
of Mr.. Hughes as counsel for the in
surance investigating committee, does
mot believe Mr.. Hughes will accept the
nomination. Mr.. McKeen does not
see how Mr.. Hughes can accept. HIS
saws it would be a great misfortune
/ for the insurance committee to lose
/ the man who has already accom-
plished such wonderful results.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08
THURSDAY SESSION


Morning session-Reports of COM
mittees; reports Of club delegates;
Modern Methods in Music Miss Alta
Wood Anderson. Pittsburg; prejudice, %
Mrs. Lydia Woodbury., Pittsburg; cleo
ton of officers.
Afternoon session-Music: Human
ity in Education" Mrs. w W Barker.
Chanute; Our Juvenile Court" Mrs.
w. d. Atkinson, recording secretary
state federation. Parsons. The after
noon programme viii be followed by a
visit to the arts and crafts exhibit.
A carriage drive will be given the
visiting club members by the CONNER
cial club at Winfield Friday morning,
after which the session will adjourn.
The Music Study club win give an
evening for the husbands and friends Of
members at the residence of Mrs. NJ.
F. Laycock, 1415 West street next Fri
day evening.
Mrs r P. Lindsay Tuesday for the first
meeting Of the season.
The Art club will meet Monday with
Mrs. AIbrecht Marburg.
The Monday Tourist club meets next
week with Mrs. Nevill, 521 West Fourth
street at 2:S0 p. m.
The Junior A,tlantesaan club viii meet on
Green, 6G Buchanan street.
The ladies of Lotus club meet with Mrs
Tolman Baily, SIS West Sixth street, We'd
nesday afternoon, Octobr Il. Interesting
reading by Mrs. Erickson.
The Daughters of the American Revolu-
ton viii not hold their meeting on Satur-
day, October A. at the state historical So
ciety rooms. but at the home of Miss Zu
Adams, at Fifteenth and Mulvane streets.
The Nineteenth Century club has defer
red its regular meeting from October z
to October Ii It will be held at the home
of Mrs. John Cleveland, at the corner of
Eleventh and Quincy streets.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

from one to five years.
William Shaughnessy, Reno county, for
gerry: sentenced in 1901 for six years.
William G. Tate, Greenwood county,
burglary and larceny: sentenced in 1900 for
seven and a half years
George Hendricks, johnson county, grand
larceny; sentenced in 1904 for from one to
five years.
Freeman Searles, Wyandotte county,
grand larceny; sentenced in 1902 for from
one to seven years.
A. T. Calhoun, Shawnee county, larceny,
from passenger coach: sentenced in 1904 for
from one to seven years.
A. Rouber, Allen county, forgery; sen
fenced in 1904 for from one to five years.
Sam Hardy, Lesvenworth county, grand
larceny; sentenced in 1903 for from one to
seven years.
Andrew MitchIer, Anderson county. Grim
inaI assault; sentenced in 1889 for fifteen
years.
Joseph Brown, Ellis county, burglary;
sentenced for from one to five years.
William W. Boynton, Ellis county, grand
larceny; sentenced in 1903 for from one to
five years.
J. H. Stephenson, Saline, obtaining mon
ey under false pretenses; sentencd in 1904
for from one to five years.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08
TURNS LAWSON DOWN.
Governor Cumnins Declines to Enter
Into Boston Mans Plan.

Des Moines. Ia. Oct. 7.-Governor
Cummins of Iowa today refused to be-
come a party to LawsOn's plan of at
tack upon the three insurance com
panies He received a telegram today
similar in tenor to those sent by Law
son to a number of western governors
In effect Cummins wired in reply that
he could not become a member of the
Lawson protective committee unless it
was made clear to him that a large
number Of the policy holders wanted
him to so act In effect the governor
refused to ally himself with Lawson or
his schemes unless it is shown that
the policy holders themselves are in
terested IN having him do so.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Allowed swarthmore to Score in a
Fierce Game.

Philadelphia, Oct. pennsylvania
and Swarthmore met in their annual
football game today on Franklin field,
and for the third time this year Penn
syIvania was scored upon. In the last
minute of play Ha1fback Scheble of
Pennsylvania fumBled and Swarth-
more got the ball CrowelI dropped
back 10 yards from the 15-yard line
and sent the ball sailing beautifully
through the Quaker goal posts. Pre-
vious to this Pennsylvania. had gotten
II points and as time was called i'm
mediately after Crowell's kick, the
score was Pennsylvania II, Swarth-
more 4.
Swarthmore did well in the first
half and had Pennsylvania down for
no score. The two touchdowns for
Pennsylvania were obtained in the
second half. and were the result of
line bucking. The game was marked
BY smuggling. and Rock of Pennsyl-
vania was disqualified for a deliberate
attempt to knock 11axwe1l's head off.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

WE can offer you an Investment in a 10
cal enterprise that will guarantee you at
least 10 per cent per annum on your in
vestment. International Finance Co, z2-23
Oxford bldg. Ind. tel. 1920.
FOR SALE-Upright piano in good condt-
ton. A J. King, 716 Kansas ave.
FOR RENT-Furnishe or unfurnished
rooms at S15lk Monroe st.
FOR SALE-A first class heating stove,
also washing machine and outfit. S13 Mon
roe st Ind. tel. 1903 rings.
" ANTED-Competen girl for general
homework and cooking, good wages. Alp
Topeka ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08
LET OUT or PRISON.
Governor Koch Issues Paroles Recon-
mended by Warden Haskell.

Warden Haskell of the penitentiary
was in Topeka Saturday evening to
talk over the parole officer appointment
which Governor Hoch is expecting to
uake. Governor Hoch stated that he
would not be ready to announce the
appointment for a few days.
The warden and the governor talked
over some parole matters. and the fol
lowing parole papers were signed up:
Allen Bluett, Cherokee county, man
slaughter third degree; sentenced IN 1904
from one to three years.
slaughter third degree sentenced in 1903
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Good NOD for the TI1roop.

This is what the u estern Cali Of
Beloit, Kansas. has to say Of a Topeka
hostelry: Every club woman VINO
stopped at the Throop hotel in Topeka
last week, and there was lot of them
will hereafter sound the praises OF
that hosiery on every possible oc-
casfon. Every one connected with the
house, from the proprietors to the bell
boys, treat the patrons of the hotel
as welcome guests and show them
every courtesy The club women will
undoubtedly make the Hotel Throop
their headquarters in the future
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08
EASY VICTORY FOR GoPHERs.

Minneapolis, MINI. Oct. THE Univer-
sity of North Dakota football team proved
The North Dak0tas were q heavy aggrega-
ton hut were not in the physical condi-
possessed by the Minnesota. The first half
was productive of six touchdoWns and
four goals. while two more touchdowns
and a goal came in the second half. FL
nal score. Minnesota, 45; North Dakota 0.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

The Duplicate Whist club had d
business meeting Friday at the resi-
dence Of Mrs. w. n. West. The club
will begin it's series Of games Tuesday,
October II, at Mrs. w. J. Blacks. A
new member to take the place of Mrs
Frank Jarrel who has gone to Holton
to reside permanently, will be taken
into the club.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08
IN SOCIETY

People of the State
by giving the full first two initials
with all prope be accompanied by
they not be published
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Miss Marian Thompson's guests at
an informal evening at her home in
Potwin Place Friday were Miss Edna
Hopkins and her guest, Miss Edith
Upton of Horton, Miss Anna Trout
man. Miss Katharine Kellam, Miss
Marie Lagerstrom, Miss Alice Lari-
mer, Mr.. Warrick Updegrah, Mr..
Ouinton Adams, Mr.. Herbert Lin
niger Mr.. Holmes Meade. Mr.. Carl
Trap. Mr.. Art Gray and Mr.. Joe
Risteen.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

FOR RENT-Furnfshed front room, mode
ern, 424 Van Buren, st.
FOR RENT-Furnished housekeeping
rooms, up or down stairs. 707 Madison
WANTED-2 gentlemen from the east de-
sire board and room in modern house,
near business center Willing to pay fair
price for service and convenience. Address
L. c. H, Journal
FOR RENT-A furnished room. ali mod
ern conVeniences. 1012 Harrison St
FOR Rents room house SO Monroe st.
WANTED-Good girl. no washing. Apply
1917 Harrison St -
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Miss Mary Frost gave a dinner last
night for the members of the Twen-
tieth Century club.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

The Fillmore street whist club was
entertained Thursday by Mrs. John e
Lord. Mrs. John Bradley and Mrs
John r. Norton are new members.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Mrs. Clarence s. Bowman has asked
a few guests informally for Wednes-
day afternoon in compliment to her
sister, Miss Georgiana WATSON. Other
entertainments in honor of Miss Was
son whose wedding to Mr.. Elmer q.
Bloom takes place October Is are a
dinner which Mrs. Charles H. Bunger
VIII give Thursday evening and an
afternoon which the Maids and
Matrons' club is planning,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Mrs Dickinson entertained the girls
of the J. ]. club and the boys Of a
cOrrespO nding number at tacky
party for her son Fabian Dickinson
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

The high school juniors had a camT
IRE at the Spencer farm Friday night
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

and daughter Isabel Dickinson at her
Friday night The company included:
Mary Cooper. Alice Entyre, Vera Ebey,
Bessie Lagerstrom, Helen Knox. Mar
guerite Kiene, Zillah Mileham, Isabel
Dickinson, Russell Hopkins, Clarence
Hopkins, Archibald Brown, Sidney
Kiefer Richard Barton, Belle Barton,
Fabian Dickinson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Mrs. Elizabeth Porter, corner of
Twelfth and Polk streets. gave a chill
dren's party yesterday afternoon.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Mrs. s. D. Cooper entertained the
friends Of her daughter Mary on Sat
urday night at her home. sos Lincoln
street in honor Of her fourteenth
birthday. The following were invited
Jessie Faulkner. Alice Mcintyre. Isa-
bel Dickinson, Carol Gage. Agnes Ost.
Mabel kingsley, Zillah 1Iileham, Mar
guerite Kiene, Helen Knox, Isabel
Sha keshaft Vera Eby, Bessie Lager
strOm. Sarah Webster, Genevieve Nc
MILAN. Ruby Givens. Pearl Givens.
Fabian Dickinson, Edwin Faulkner
Miss Baldwin. Mrs. Stevens, Mr.. and
Mrs. Il. o. Faulkner, Mr.. and Mrs
Harry Hobson and DR.. Carl Bischoff
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

A Saturday afternoon dancing class
to meet at Hudsou's weekly is being or
ganized by some of the high school
girls and boys.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

The Helianthus club had a meeting
Friday night and elected these Officers:
AIr. Scott Lord, president. Mr.. Don Null
Vane, vice president, Mr.. Sam F'leish-
man. treasurer, and Mr.. Jim Stewart.
secretary. The first dance will be given
Thursday. october u. at Steinberg's.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Miss Margaret Going, Miss Edith Nor
ton, Miss Emma Smith, Miss Julia
WetihOuse and Miss Hazel Jones are
the members OF a new card club which
viii meet fOrtnightly alternate meet
ings being guest evenings.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

The NJ. NJ club viii meet Tuesday af-
ternoon at 4 o'clock with Mrs. Earle c.
Williams at the kemper.
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at her home, 215 Clay street, yesterday
for her daughter Ellen and her son
Major, asking these girls and boys:
ElOise Sargent, Marguerite Allen,
Mamie and Alice Weekly, Elsie Cuth-
bert, Helen Horsield, Lucille Grote,
Mabel Kingsley, Marguerite Payne,
Frances Grote, Geneva Mccormick.
Jean and Josephine Nichols. Ruth and
Dorothy Switzer. Mary Van Nechten,
Ernest Chamberlain, Charlie Cuthbert,
Archie Horsheld, Ralph Kingsley.
Churchill Sargent, Frank Fable. Ed
Daugherty, Arthur and Harry Buff,
George Cuthbert. Burgess Van Vech-
ten, Maurice Horsfeld, Earl Johnston,
Ed Switzer.
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The Ideal high five club will meet
with Mrs. Frank Robinson Monday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

Miss Pearl Burdge will entertain the
week.
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The Owls held an initiation last nigh
at Cedarcrest. The new girls taken in
to the sorority were Miss Grace Koontz
Miss Esther Rodgers, and Miss Mar
guerite Parkinson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

The Idle Hour card club will have its
first meeting of the season with Mrs.
Frank Squires Wednesday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-08

The D. D. Whist club will meet Mon
day with Mrs. Ben Akers.
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The Bunglers club viii give a dance
at Steinberg's Friday evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-07-21
The Only Way.

1.-The simplest of these many plans
Is Just to cool the air with fans.
This is the way to do it." So
Says old PRO Bono PublicO."
This ignorance is worse than Grass
Writes in our good friend "Veritas."
1T may be carried off in a trice
BY superannuated ice"
why, yes" says Constant Reader, "Or
Connect the tube with Labrador"
Ne" said Sim Ford: This may SOUND
silly:
think it ought to run to Chile
daughter and applause.)
Justitia NuX Vomicus-
They all have sent ideas to us,
But no one has contrived to hit
The scheme WE have doped out for it.
'Tis simply this: Your patience save
Until We get the first cold wave.
And none will ask to have a fan
Along about the 1st of Jan.
p. S.-We'll take a little bet
This is the treatment it will get.
p. s. Again--If there's n prize
For this solution put us wise.
Fill in amount along this dash-
oven settle for n dollar CASH.
New York Evening Mail.