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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-08-25

Katarrh ! Halsen eller
Mellem9ret. Luftvejene
oliver tilstoppede af ka-
tarrhaiske Afsondringer,
som standser de vibre-
rende Bens B~evRgelser.
Indtil disse Afsondringer
err bortGernet er ingen
Helbredelse mulig. bet
indre Ore kan like naaes
gjennem Sondering elier
Sprejtning; deraf kom-
mer Diet at 0jenlager og
Legerikke kan heibrede.
Oretrommer err v2rre end
unyttige. At der er en-
understanding Kur for
Katarrh bevises hvei
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-08-25
9Pn ArnEtt
st &alg.
5Ortqaing At aaren ID. Rtefen.
(5ortiat.)

5erenien 6apOe / oenne oStue"
IN ret inobringenoe 5orretning. Dg
Bat latte 6dn gris paa. San bar en-
beregnenOe, for life at iige gerrig
Jano, Der lite PAR goo at tiene, o0
iun faa giorbe BAN til qas. 9pparts
ninqen Der beiergebe ban dItib ielp,
men / Tag par ban lite fjemme, og
berfor tom Somfruen ino meo bet
5orlangte.
.6baol" u0brpo 9ans Rasmusisn
ben enc At 9aaromanoene og
fate ct Bar itore Zine paa bsnbe,
after en- m Somfrul"
.5a. bet er not life iau ii9Ioens
Ger, 6prer ieg not, iagoe bun Iiot
betentelig.
,.glei BET er oa pit. 6Oor Ct De
ia. meo 6orlop at ipprge?"
sra z 81 peo ae~beahaon.
..6iae Mano, iaa langt bprte ira!
Of, boor lIngo0mmen Dog fIatter nm
M til Days. bet er rigtignot lite ION
( min ungoom. ba tom man nepps
uben for lin 5aoers 3ofteport. 5OOr
Ianot De pad at tomme belt beruo?"
Seq Iaa tilfaloig glaOien / en-
Mrs. ga fad ments iea. at Der bel
ooiaa PAR gooe Msnneiter beruoe."
.,Qa ia, faamanb. 6oao sr 8eres
Rapn2" 6leo ben mere enO aIminoes
Iiqe 8darbmano oeo at iperge.
.Sennn 0aIoorisn", iagre bun ubs
lprtot. TIL bun bsrte MI &lOtten pau
gutitsoeren ringe og gift osrfor iro
GER At inotage i'm ~Taooanlige 9IaSs
Fog Often, men glemte at LUTTE Gf>
I'm sfter fig.
Set par 6a en- rigtig tsn 9ige",
iaebe 6dns Rdsmusien oDbino.l.
,gaa, iat MI Smag paa 8afsn,
0a6Oer, og LAB 5laifen peoerfares
Rstfaroig6eo. 6poO tantsr ou paa,
Safo6 6olm2"
.4a, ingsn Sing. iagOe ben til
talte fit forpirret o. ifnrnte ia ut
tiaape I'm 8aFe, men meoens 6e95e
be to gamle MI foronbeoe fig /, bpor
meqst 5ioerne 6apoe foranbret iig
ira oerss ungoom og til Qutioen, lbs
5atobs 5anter after en- anoen Bel,
fbi gennem ben 6aloaabne Der .4rpe
ban ie nGiten alt, 6pao Der iore9.t /
gutifen, og bet tunoe life anbst ems
fange bans GpmGrtTorfeo.
gn liae. fattig flaot qige par
fonmen ino og rate meb tulbernitens
be 6aano Somfruen I'm aurp. men
henns Taa ira auroen paa ben lille
ge ipurste oeltagenoe:
a5r1ier bu2"
all6 ja!!" lob Sopret.
..aom oa meo oine Banter, Ou
lmaa."
Den lille gige trat 9anterne at og
sao Dem til Somfruen. 6un lagbe
BEN Ttiltienos paa aa%tfslopnen, trat
berpaa en- Stol ben foran benne og
nlacersoe garet oerpaa efter fsrit al
6aDe aa6nst benbes tpnoe 9aabe, for
at garmen 6ebre tunoe gre Dirt
ning.
Ter tom MI ftere aunber / gus
iifen, og til aGe uOsn l~lnOtugelie buOs
be bun ct oenIigt Orb Og ct milot
glif fra De imutte, mgrte Zine.
6ad, nu bar BUN not after alene
neo ben fife qige, og bun fanbt
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-08-25

sioen git. 9intsrsn 1T gnos.
.6oraaret tom og iponot, 0s nj bar
BET CONNER.
9ele aarsleo bd0oe ifsrt fig Cont
merftru6. 6aoerne itoo / 5lor. %
8uften at aoier og Sasminer 6plaeOe
6elt uo paa gaosn til De b~arbsne6e
gern. Der LA % Iegebe / Sanbet.
9dmle Sans Rasmusisn o9 bans
9abo itdnoieoe miot paa 9aben %
b~etlageoe fig geniibig oper o6eben",
co % gsnnem gDen tom Sdto5 6olm
terenbe / lns Sommerbragt meo fine
itolte bruno for 5agtpogneu, ajorbs
ct liae Cpbolo uoenfor 9aqer5utiten
% ruaeoe iaa oioere, meoens man M
zen for BEN aa6enitaaenoe DIR itims
ieoe 5omfru 6alDorien, ION / ms
Sirties &ioIe faroeoes bag Often.
Zen unge gigs baooe / ben forlp6z
ne 2io Ounoet fig ct ret aniet gaou
Der / g1en, ioet be rise fopbe Tart
benee at tenee ION en- li9s iaa re-
fpefta6el ION imut qige, be iattigs
iom en- Sjatoen6sb / 9snlisbeo 80
@ob6eo.
Men Der 1dr bog en- at 9arsleOs
geboere, ION tenbte bsnoe iaroelss
gobt, % BET bar Safo6 6clm paa
.,girtslunO"; t6i bun par ben Sen
iianb, 6porom bans 5anter ofteit
fa0oe Orejet fig iioen BIN 9interoag,
Ia ban fsriie Gang Iaa beHos.
San pibite iaaleoss. men r%igtignOf
fun al Cmbeje. at bun bar Batter
Of en- fuaeret 9unosbntsbmaHo. fom
par RIB, mebens bun enbnu bar life.
ut Moberen bsrn9it 6aDbe tjent Gps
holoet til iig og benbe Deb franit 9df
og S%trpgning, men M ogiaa bar
beo, e~fterIabenbe 7atteren n9iten
franoelss i 9erosn, og at bsnne Der
nait 6aOoe tent fer 1T 9rso Deb fig
nenbe qlabier iom ben. Fun M hapoe.
Wlen ban bioite mere ON benbe eno
bette. @ioite iauleoes. at bun life
Blot par ben npbeligite gige, men pg>
iaa ben op6site 9arotter, ban nogen
lib baObs msot, og bog Oar ban snos
nu life farbi9 meO 1T StuOium.
Der bar en- @aaOe / benOes 9eisn,
Iom ban forgabes gattebe paa, og
cet par, 9borfor bun alorig Oiloe K
pad BAN Tom paa andre 5olt. aunz
be bun life Tfaa Der og ilaa en- PAS
far at msb be albre 9aarbm9no.
naar be tom Der / gutiten, og Dire
fit 6ebite, fsleliesfulbe 8Iit pda ben
fsrIte ben bebite = men tom iad ban:
o5bab sniter De-" 8ebares, al
mulig SsfligbeO; 9un fit, bOa0 ben
forlangte, Ell tsligt life Nit msb bufDi
fentet glit = Os iuu funoe ban gau.
90 bog fBlte ban fig iGliomt bra
Get imob benbe og tom Der, iad III
han tunbe foa 2Grinbe, og berth
6apoe ban en- ieregen Spmuntring
Gt Bar Gange 9dpbe bet nemlig truf
fet fig, at ban eanite uformobet pa
traabt inb I gutiten, og ban hdpbe D.
let benbe fare iammen, msoens Rim
.lherne rsbmebe Tom en- Rois | Som
merIol. - Wen foriggts ban od e
! 5amtals, iaa fob bun Der ltes ia
! be6erftet % inOsluttet Tom dltiO, o
: ban fslts. at ban bog itte par
4 - f-.f
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-08-25

eanf ,nu prsal sslbrsbs n, o5is SCI Isres
sIos iaa SFru oebs seuesn. Ssr gibss m tpuftifp
upusl aariag bsrfor. &c lea Tai ienss Seer In 4upls'
nina paa en- taielt eismIuebebanollHs. ION bslbrebtot
NIT Barn 90 mango ANDRES.
Mas. G. SUMMERS,
Box ID, Notre Dame. Ind.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-08-25

ldo ltdolg uben9gelig % betDmreoe ltg
lite ON Ranots 9eQaring. "a tog
6inbuen en- lang Stot, iplintreOe
rem / ben enc gnbe. faite0e 8laoet
Sprotten og rate bet op til 6atiren,
3enne fdnbt berpeo i'm 99roig6eo
fr9ntet, tog gIabet, faiteoe BET neO
til Qanot % rau6te: s9ua bin Bel
% foritpr life min anbagt~. = Rds
net tog qapiret og git mis- gngiet
1ort. 9an bs9pnote after at l9ie og
tantte; .Maaite CT bette ct 8lab al
zen itore Sbaitsan - iaaleoes tals
hes 6inOuernes beli9e Bog. Men bet
ban ba0oe bert at ben, bopoe ilet i'm
.~n 9igbeb meb, bpab Der itoo pud
bette 9Iao. - oMen", tGnfts ban,
bette er maaite no9et al bet ODbeite
og p%igti9iie, ION Qraierne lite Iaier
Tor Solicit.
0an Rpnote iig til BEN fefise
9isoomsguoinoe Gdneios 5empeI;
Der baa6eoe ban at fan Cplpsning.
Uen Croene: Sub IT Ct eng. baus
oe aipet BAN ct sanite auoet ge9yeb
om Sub, END ban bapoe bait fsr, iaa
at Def ~afitpelige 9tguosbi1eot meO
Zen op6opneoe 9rop % Glefantbopco
MI foretom BAN iua moo69eeli9t, al
han gif Oerfra, ris faa. at ban Der
ifle 'anoe foa noeer 9eileonina. -
odn >cnoreoe frto'rl omfrin9 "a.
iqate erter nogen, inm tunot bi9lpe
ham; men ban iapot in9en. Gn qrGit
raaoeoe BAN til nj iise Oroet rum"
3afnoe 8anae uoen Opbolo. 81
anoen raabeoe BAN III at beisae tnpe
- 2ler. glen cit nat forgapes.
I'll F0f 6srte ban Sale ON ariitn'.
Il Slags 5olt, Der lube 30 i 9gcn
ziaapore. CT ID E.sst otrifns" =
retom / Cr6er2 pta lans9Iao. tTntit
f5n AZ bisie Orr nrafte ffaa / 6cr.
.bolr til tnanssn. Ger began iis
ferior ir3ls til yer.snre. "a ban
,om eer foa6. ,an mart triifne
H~,siiornrfr. tbi 1;sis yrnbite6, un.
FER ooftn mel. bar iaa pen
Iia,. at I'm :, or,t I at tale ms
I'll r. 67pes u, oif Ran fen
IL en- Al MisiIonGre. m. to9 II Siao
ken "a laurlt'; = p: W'dno, IN
u ice mia, Feeo s'tte tetpoer2" =
Jiisiionaren tog 8laoet. 91a loc,
II BET bar IN Del ar 59btnnes's gteo
6 ia8oe: IL: Il Co.'S N. -
Z eft, fndo t'r Il 't-eoei paa
: AZ. @aes -? 5oer er WIS
8riitus?" Dtisfon9ren aatneoc
itrafs i'm gi5el, oiite BAN, I'll 9oi.ien
I'll az Sloelen SIapel pBtle, % Jag
be BAN, at 9i6elen par Cubs 0ro.
5an i%ortalte nj o9iaa ON ariiti
aomme til 8etbsn for at freiie Spns
oere. Ranot 6Ieo no9le Ddae 0ts
napors, ban 9iorbe iaa 4urtigs 5rems
ffribt / ariitenoomstunoftab % bite
ell laa Gl''8 y oP''s'ls ~ess" 'l''.
eeftsn' ii g" 0.'O 0Ptas'" ;
zen i''''"s 0's"'sps0'
gaa ben lib bar Der juit bos mis-
ionarerns Manssl paa 9ibIer og Se>
itamsntsr til llobeling. ioa al RdHot
intet tunoe faa, men ban git oagIig
I'll en- al MisiionarerHs, Latte / bans
90 ii. m.G.T
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-08-25
Dopbed %,
Katarrb belbredet
mEr,IKKE FOR ..ACTiNA" BLEW oPDAGEl

s5 af 100 Tifelde af Devhed, kommet til
vor Kundskab, or Resultaterne af kronisk
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-08-25
TRADE MARX.
VmrdifuIde Salve.
Brugsanyisning. smor lidt pan lInnedlap OF
lag paa saaret splges hos
Fru y m

3s Iaa HduftL EfiSts nos
Fru q . m,
No. 81 West Goth Street, Bayonne, ". J.
PRIS use.
Fru olsen's salve err udmerket for brandsaan
bylder, gamle Baar, eczema. ~skjpgsop, soar ~
siyortero g frostbit allie andre hudseedomre
sporg din Abotekera at sende for dig tor inger
anden.
I'll enhyer. som i%ndsender % cents Frlmnrker
VII vi sende salven frit.
Mrs. OIsen's Linnement
or en- sikker Kur for Rheumatsme syulne "a
der, etc. LInnement splges has Fru olsen AZ,
sende 500 og vi VII sende Diet til dem.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
CRICKET GAINS FooTHoLD.

The good old English game of cricket
is establishing itself in the east and
may spread to the mountains high
where the clear blue sky arches over
the wales of the free" in order that
you may be prepared for the invasion
we quote from an account of a recent
game of cricket. and ii is not taken
from an English paper, either. Read
for yourself:
'.Archie's initial manipulation was
COW shot off the left-handed Representa-
tive of the Tyke county, but he was
defeated all ends up by snorter.' which
came up with a pronounced swish. TyI-
deSley followed and ought TO have been
'pouched after Offering a sitter at right
angles to his lordshiD. He 'ballOoned
Rhodes to the leg extremity, but in trying
another sky scraper' was 'trundled out
with q 'fizZeT' from the Stalwart Haigh.
The latter spheriOd-propeller upset Hal
lows equilibrium and uprooted his tim
Der yard with the subsequent glObule,
which was more of a 'gOOgly' than a
swimmer The willow wielder was thus
out for a lunar body'-Or moon. as last
years Cambridge university captain so
aptly put it-and forthwith the rabbit
hutch opened"
Don't ask US to elucidate. You can
take it or leave it just as your own
fancy dictates. We freely confess that
we wouldn't know a 'fizzer'' from
hole in the wall and If somebody should
inform us that we might meet a
"googly'' in the highway we would at
least take the Dreeaution of slipping
a revolver Of large caliber into our
holster
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
OLD DAYS ANo NEW.

The attention of those who mourn for
the old days when everybody was hon
est is respectfully called to the descrip-
tiou Of 4 chief minister of state which
Dean Swift puts into the mouth of
CULVER. The celebrated traveller is
talking TO his HOuyhnhnm master. He
describes chief minister as "a crea-
ture wholly exempt from joy and grief,
love and hatred. pity and anger; at
least makes use Of no other passions
but a violent desire Of wealth. power
and titles.
He applies his word to all uses. ex-
cept to the indication Of his mind; that
ne never tells the truth but with intent
that you should take it for a lie; nor a
p lie but with a design that you should
take il for truth: that those he
speaks worst Of behind their backs are
IN the surest way OF preferment: and
whenever he begins TO praise you 10
others, or to yourself. you are from
that day forIorn. The worst mark YOU
can receive is a promise. especially
when it is confirmed with an oath:
after which every wise man retires and
gives over all hope"
Dean Swift was a very keen observer
rs long as his faculties were preserved.
and he must gave had some reason for
his description Of a minister OF state.
The ministers of his day must have
been unconscionable liars and hypo-
critics That is not true of modern
statesmen. Honesty is regarded by the
wise politician as an absolutely neces-
sary part OF bis stock III trade I'm
fortunately, many OF them are not hon
est in the sense that they refrain from
plundering the public purse when the
occasion arrives. but the successful
politician keeps his word whenever he
gives Il.
The name OF the late Senator Quay
of Pennsylvania stands for much that
IS disreputabIe in politics, but it is said
of him that he never broke a promise.
True. he rarely made a promise. but
when he did make one he kept it. So
Il is with all men who remain for any
length of time in politics. Men who
follow that game have found it far
more profitable to keep their word
than to break It. In this particular, if
r. no other. we have scored an advance
over the day of Dean Swift.
There has never been y time when
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
PROGRESS IN SURGERY.

The coming Of DR.. G. V. L Brown.
the noted expert surgeon who remedies
cleft palates, hare lips and similar de-
fOrmities, is an event OF more than
ordinary Importance in salt Lake. Dr.
Brown has made for himself a splen-
did reputation in this line Of work. He
has demonstrated that it is not neces-
sary for children and others to go
through life with these shocking de-
formfties.
Nothing better illustrates the progress
made in surgery than the discovery
for it amounts to that-that cleft pa
lates and hare lips can be success
fully treated. IL has not been very
long since children coming into the
world so deformed We're thought. DOOM
ed to bear yheir deformity as long as
they lived. They were and they are
objects OF pity.
II cannot be said that all such cases
can be corrected, out a great majority
o. them can be- Dr.. Brown is TO per-
form some operations m Salt Lake.
The results ne obtains win be watched
with the greatest interest, not only by
his brother surgeons but by the public
generally.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
PHYSICAL CULTURE CLASSES.

The recent decision of the board of
education to provide course in physi-
cal culture for high school pupils and
10 leave the children of the grade
schools without such instruction is un-
fortunate. And it is not too late TO
make change. It is stated that fnan-
cial considerations alone are RESPONSE
BILE for the elimination of the gra lie
schools from the physical culture
course. Members of the board. or at
least majority of the members, readily
agree that the course is most import
ant, that the children should be taught
how to have strong bodies as well as
strong minds.
Now we submit that If it is irnposs:-
bic to give physical culture lessons to
both high school and grade school at
tendants, the grade schools are en-
titled 70 the first consideration. The
high school students are old enough to
take courses in physical culture outside
of the school room. Thev are eligible
to membership in the Y. NJ. c. A, COR
instance. and there are cIassa.; outside
of that organization. The youngsters in
the grade schOol Is have no such oppor-
tunities. They need the instruction in
the school rooms. and it is the only
place they can get il.
Good physical development is essen
tiaI TO good mental development. \
child that is not strong bodily NcannCt
be expected to be strong mentally. The
development Of the child's BODY IL
school days gives it firm foundation
of health and strength for the years
that are to come. the years Of study
and of work.
By all means the grade scnools should
be included in the physical culture
course.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
A WISE VETO.

A contemporary has taken occasion
10 criticise Mayor Morris for his veto
of the asphalt paving extension on
Brigham street. We are sure that u
little thought would have convinced
acted wisely. While it mas have been
perfectly legal for the council to award
the contract without asking for bios, It
is. as the mayor says. against public
policy TO order 100000 worth of worI,
done without throwing the opportunity
TO do the work open to all Corners
We have not the slightest idea that
the contractor to whom the work was
awarded win not be given an oppor-
tunity to do it. He is probably in a
position to lay down the paving at a
lower rate than any possible com
petitor. It is also true that he can do
1t quickly and in an entirely satisfac-
tory manner. That is not the point.
The city cannot afford to establish a
precedent that might arise to cause
trouble later on. If this contract can
be awarded without competition, why
not others?
Mayor Morris is as earnestly DESTROYS
Of seeing the Brigham street paving
finished as any citizen of Salt Lake
His veto message viii not cause any
unreasonable delay in the completion
Of the work. Under the law it is only
necessary to advertise for bids for four
teen days. In the meanwhile, since
the contractor who was awarded the
work is practically certain of getting It
in open competition he can have every
thing in readiness and so rush it
through in about the same time he
would have used with it had he gone
straight ahead under the questionable
award.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
KINeLY DIVINITY.

1t is difficult for plain American citi-
zens TO understand the divinity that
doth hedge about a king. Here is a
story that has just come from London.
The king was paying a visit to the
Duchess of Manchester. On his way
out to dinner he slipped on the polished
floor and almost fell. HIS royal mai
esty was exceedingly angry. 1t was
entirely the fault of the floor and he
blazed out TO the duchess With:
Il thought your grace knew that I
detest polished floors and have made
a vow never to enter any house where
they are.''
Now the natural course for an Ameri-
can hostess, not to be outdone in po-
likeness, would be for her to inform
the guest that he needn't trouble about
coming there any more. She would
think so If she didn't say it in so many
words. Not so with the Duchess of
Manchester. The story goes that she
for her floors and assured him that she
would telephone the very next morn
ing for carpets to cover them.
This she did. and now the beauti-
fully polished hardwood floors might
just as well be rough pine, for nobody
sees them. They are carpeted through
out. And it is perfectly reasonable to
suppose that the duchess did only what
any other English hostess would have
done under similar circumstances.
Which ought TO make some of us glad
that we do not number any kings on
our dinner lists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
A GENTLE REMINDER.
NeM York Sun \

CNew York SUM-
NOTICE posted in. office of city clerk. Chi
ANY attache of the city clerks depart
ment who forsakes his work to vvitpes
tne American national pastime shall b
A. {: Arson.
City Clerk
say, Pop, what is the matter?
Have you lost the ball? or got
"a C 1otty that clerk who works
have moths got in your memory
That you cannot recall
ne good old summer time of yore
Played
Ball?
OF course. the years have heightened out
Into a generous span
since you were 1t in b. B. things
ana people all along the line
The big ones and the small
gut work and went to see the game
You
Played
Ball.
In east and west. in north and south,
From Johnny to gazabe,
There wasn't one who didn't bet
On long and lanky Babe;
The bleachers. rent the air with yells,
Inc grand stand whooped the call
When o'is' SURE
Played
Ball.
But what are years? They come and go
With honor or with shame
10 mark mankind with smiles or tears
But Baseball stays the saIae
AND though You may forget old man
And do your best to stall
Those patriot clerks, they won't forget
That
You
Played
Ball.
Say, Pop, you'd better rnuff yourself
And let those clerks alone
They're only paying homage to
The power behind the throne
Compared with what YOU used to be
AS city clerk you're small
And you'll be less If you forget
That
You
Played
Ball
Give every clerk a chance to go
And see the game that stirs
The peoples blood. and keeps the love
OF many worshipers.
Say, Wouldn' E you get up and knock
The Boss who had the gall
To hold his clerks down to their desks
When
You
Played
Ball?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

a play?' Nothing on earth could con-
vince this fellow that the most cana
Die dramatist in this country IS Gus
Thomas
The I-Knew-Hi When club never
does anything except talk. But there
Is a sting in its tongue. II is the most
vicious association in the wcrl6-a free
masonry with nothing 10 commend it
save that II affords a black back
ground against which the whiteness of
big men shows the more clearly
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13
Master Little Lean shanks.
New York Press.)

Little Lean Shanks sounds like a
nickname, but 1t is the real name by
which the infant son of the Rev L.
z Shanks of Menominee. Wis, win be
known through life. This particular
selection of names Is thus explained by
the Rev. Mr.. Shanks:
Il wanted to name my child after
DR.. Little of Evanston. ILL.,. because
the doctor was my Instructor in the
divinity school Then some one sug-
gested that the child be named after
the presiding elder of the district. and
that sounded so sensible that 1 agreed
and decided to take both names. The
presiding elders name is Lean-the
Rev. DR.. Lean OF Milwaukee,.
Now, in spite OF his mothers pro-
tests, every one here calls him Little
Lean Shanks. -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

dishonesty In public life was more con-
demned than now; there has never
been a time when a greater proportion
Of officeholders were honest men.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

still. even if Sam Grice did save Lord
Roberts life, we hardly think Great
Britain viii send a warship to Salt Lake
to batter down the walls Of the peni-
Tertiary and Iberate Samuel
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

myself. That is all right, but don't
want him TO hear a word OF what IS
written.
e =
Among the many letters that Joseph
Jefferson received from his admirers
none is odder than one in the possession
of a Philadelphia editor. This letter,
which was written by a mattress manu-
facturer of the middle west, reads:
Joe Jefferson. Esq.-Sir- I admire
you as an actor in Rip Van Wrinkle
Your acting as Rip has made a deep
impression on me and, believe. on the
public as well. and desire TO lay be-
fore you this testimonial of nay friend
sip and eSteenl-namely:
Il viii send you. purely as a gift. one
dozen of my patent mattresses, and sill
ask of you I'm return is that you VIII
merely say each night in the last act
OF Rip Van Wrinkle that you would
not feel as bad as you do after twenty
years sleep If you had only been lying
on one of my patent mattresses. giving
its full name.-Blank's Patent Noncor-
rosive mattress"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

a Philadelphia Chauffeur who oniy ran
down and killed a child has been sent
TO prison for eighteen months. Things
are coming to a pretty pass for autor1o-
biIists in this country
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

Colonel Henry Watterson has de-
clared that he win enter the political
arena next fall However. the colonel
it not expected TO round out his career
by booming Colonel Bryan or Mr..
Cleveland for the presidency.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

Now that the Peary North Pole ex-
petition has been on the road some
three weeks wouldn't it be a good idea
TO hurry out the relief expedition?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-13

The interior department is showing
symptoms of a desire to sneak that
sequestered land back into the Ulntah
reservation while nobody is looking.
Well, we're willing TO turn oar backs.