New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-28
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


CAUSE IL is so big so 1t is called creature. They
eat coekels and worms and 1ellies The whales
swim in shols, and they have a tarpoou at the
end Of their tails, when he moves his tall with
one blow he will smash the side Of the ship. II
has very big head. and two fms or fappers, on
one side OF it's body. FishmougeFs catches whales
an sail them. Some people eat whales with salt
and piper and bread, and some with potatoes II
you keep a whales head under water he will die
for want Of breath"
WOMAN'S WAY.
A dozen times on Bonded knee
He earnestly implored,
And exc a dozen times did she
Seem very badly bored.
He vowed that with her as his own
He would be great some day;
'Oh. kindly run away"
Her life a life of ease:
And answered: "Cut it. please
TN } give ~ you a,t tra3ding stamps with me-"
The eager maiden cried that she
would take him then and there.
-(Chicago Record Herald.
Up in Boston the other day a young lawyer who
spends most Of his time trying to seem busy and
prosperous went out for a while. leaving on his
door card neatly marked. ''WEn be back in an
hour" On his return he found that some envious
rival had inscribed underneath What for?'
LITERARY CLOTHING.
L,PFsss Demands brains; boldly assert
o T SdqG pra Of S9s Of literature taken sT
en- would believe "-(society Paper.l
When first my dearest Della faltered Yes"
ana put a period to my years OF pleading,
By raising in her soul taste for reading
AS one who deems his plan holds naught amiss.
| entered lehtly on the undertaking.;
Fer me. rude pecuniaTy waking.
7 ho,,,ht 49, hzoI.-
Forthwith the spirit literature rouses
ny a , katelo Lose pie. masquerade g.,
Each tome brought some new THRILL her tender
Was IN its s,I beat thousand times arrested;
The authors most insistent mood suggested.
Green serge reflected swinburnes sea-tossed lines;
Asbestos. LuGifer.s CoTeillan sorrow;
Embroidered with Lent lilies (due to BorroW)
Bea ae Career some guRea woPt con-
The Light That Failed meant black. and this
And made anew for Tolstoy'u Resurrection
Thoughts Of the day Of reckoning left mo pale.
TIL YeS aarness bouSh 40 bde 8
And sackcoth came from William Ashes Mar
riage!
That rorsed me- Bills for dress and bills for books
Having attained dimensions past defining.
stated plainly that my cloudy looks
Twas useless. Funds are low; my credits dead.
or nearly; with imminence appalling
The sword OF fate hangs quiVeTthg overhead,
And one thing only can prevent It's falling.
The worli would haply look askanee or smile
But my financial prospects might grow Wider
II Della would. by favor Of Carlyle,
Study Professor Teufclsdrdckhs Die kleider-'
punch.
The Rio Tinto copper mine In Spain is the oldest
producing mine in the world. perhaps, and Is still
immensely profitable. There is evidence that cop
per obtained from It's was an article OF Pho
nician commerce as early as 100 b. c. The mine
has been worked successfully by PhRnicians. Gel
tiberians. Carthaginians. Romans. Cloths. Moors.
spaniards and Englishmen. The ore IS copper
bearing pyrite. Relics found In the mine indicate
Phenician working and 1t is known that the Ro-
mans got out large values. At present Il is owned
by a London company which in the years lsss-O2,
produced SOs, ssa tons OF copper
Single and Double-'"This" said the man who
showing the stranger around the city Pc he
pointed 70 broad stretch OF beach, belongs TO old
Bigspud It's all made land That's his house,
back there on the left
lis that on made land. tOOf asked the stranger.
No; that's on married land. He got Il with his
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