Smyrna times., 1905-03-01

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both will join the first.
DR.. Hills says that Americans are
losing their imaginations. Evidently
he is not losing his.
1t Is rather damaging evidence
against Senator Mitchell that he began
his career in Pennsylvania.
President Roosevelt says in speech
cit is not matter of credit to be hon
est" Perhaps not, but it has enough
novelty to make it attractive.
The Constitution ane the perogatives
of the Senate must be preserved even
if our amiable and peaceful relations
with the world are menaced.
Governor Blanchard of Louisiana
says he will not attend the Inaugural
ball. He probably wants to keep Gov
ernor Vardaman from feeling lonely.
Many people believe if Judge SwaYne
lived in a city boarding house at a
dollar add quarter day that the pun
ishment was sufficient without i'm
peaching him.
"Why should the President dine in
Little Hungary" asks the New York
American. Probably he was a little
hung1y.
Is the extensive celebration of Wash
ington's Birthday due to patriotism or
to the enterprise of the merchants who
sell flags, wooden hatchets and paper
cherries.
Tne Kansas Senate has voted down
the proposition to extend suffrage to
women. The Senators are still in ses-
sion each one afraid to go home.
Mr.. Carnegie is said to keep $40, OOO-
900 constantly on hand. This is pro-
badly not true but in any case it is an
example that everyone would like to
follow.
What is the hope of the country?
asks Mr.. Tom Watson. We don't like
to disillusion him but we are sure it is
not Mr.. Tom Watson.
An Iowa woman says she can feed
man properly on nine cents day. AL
most any woman could afford a hus-
band at that price.
Mr.. Stead says if the Gear is spared
che will go far" The best way for
making sure that he will be saved is to
go far" and without delay.
Andrew Carnegie will go to Cleve-
land to testify in the Chadwick case.
1t has been quite time since he has
had the chance to earn $3.50 day.
A bill has been introduced in Con-
gress providing that Government
clerks who do not pay their debts
must be discharged. The creditors
are still wondering if the bill was in
troduced for their benefit.
The Wisconsin Legislature proposes
to Investigate violent cases of women
iniuring themselves by wearing their
corsets too tight" There is a rush of
statesmen anxious to serve on the COM
mittee of investigation.
Senator Cullom believes that the
President should take the Senate into
his confidence. There has never been
any lack of desire on the part of the
president to take the Senate into his
confidence but he generally takes the
press into it at the same time.
A Texas citizen announces himself
equipped to send the cotton market
booming by collecting and distributing
In cotton sections enormous quantities
of boil weevils. This enterprising citi-
zen is not undar detective surveillance
and bill specially looking toward the
suppression of his kind has been in
troduced in Congress.
The Minnesota legislatures is working
on bill to fine any man who beats his
wife fifty dollars, the sum to go to the
wife. 1t is spiritedly contested on the
ground that some wives in need of a
new dress might be tempted to an &C
cusation of the husband for the sake
Of the money.
The Senate has had to open an hour
earlier each day in order to make NOR,
time for the consideration of the i'm
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