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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
TOO FAST IN HIS CONCLUSION
Collins Not Aware of Character OF
Woman'S Husband

Woman's Husband.
The late Patrick A. Collins, mayor
of Boston, studied law at Harvard. A
Harvard man said of him:
Collins was above all things a
friend of progress. The progress of
woman delighted him. He was glad
to see woman educating herself from
shut-in and subordinate place in the
household into a free and equal part
nership with her husband there
He liked to see a wife treated lib
orally and reasonably. Nothing an
gered him more than to see coarse,
low-witted brute of a man domineer-
ing over woman twice his superior
in quickness and intelligence
"On the subject of household ex-
women once about a certain home mis-
sionary movement.
In this movement every participant
was to contribute a dollar that she
had earned herself by hard work
THE night of the dollars collection
came and various and droll were the
stories of the moneys earning. One
woman had shampooed her hair, an
other had baked doughnuts, another
had got newspaper subscriptions, and
so on.
THE chairman turned to a hand
some woman in the front row.
Now. madam, it is your turn he
said. How did you earn your dol
lar?'
'.'I got it from my husband she an
swered
"'Oho.' said he. From your hus-
band? There was no hard work about
that
THE woman smiled family.
You don't know my husband she
aid."-Chicago Chronicle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
HoMEsEEkERs RATES.
Round Trip. Good for Twenty-one-
Days.

To many points in Arkansas, Indian
Territory, Kansas, Colorado, Louis
lana, Southwest Missouri, Texas and
Nebraska. Tickets on sale October
Sd and 7th, November 7th and 21st,
December 5th and 10Th. Excursion
rate for the above dates. Seventy
five per cent of the one way rate for
the round trip. with a minimum of
ten dollars. The Missouri Pacific
runs North, South and West from
Kansas City daily. Visit the White
River country between Carthage,
Mo-, and Batesville, Ark. Excursion
tickets on sale at Union Depot and
City Ticket Office, 901 Main Street.
E. S. JEWETT, GenI Agent,
Kansas City, Mo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
peath-Red Repentance.

One headline says the Western
Union clears her skirts of pool room
guilt. So! the Western Union is a
lady. And she must have been away
at the seashore until the racing sea-
son was almost over.-New York
Commercial
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

When the shah of Persia goes shop
ping during his visit to Europe he does
not ask prices. He points with his
finger at the article he wants, and by
that act buys it, whether the price
be SIC. 900 or 10 cents That has al
ways been our dream
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
RAsY's AWFUL ECZEMA.

Face Like Raw Beef-Thought She
Would Lose Her Ear-HeaIed
Without a BIemish-Moth-
err Thanks Cuticura.
my little girl had eczema very bad
when she was ten months old. ]
thought she would lose her right ear
1t had turned black, and her face was
like a piece of raw meat, and very
sore. 1t would bleed when 1 washed
her, and I had to keep cloths on it
day and night. There was not a clear
spot on her face when l began using
Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and now
it is completely healed, without scar
or blemish, which is more than I had
hoped for. (Signed) Mrs Rose Ether.
291 Eckford ST., Brooklyn, N. Y"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

cure for diphtherza, NOW in universal
use Prof Behfing first made public
mention of1his consumption cure two
and half years ago. when he an
nounced he was experimenting on
cows, from which the serum is OBJ
tanned. Prof Behring is an Austrian.
As scientist he ranks with Pastelr
and Koch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Revived.

At the time Eddie was purloined by
the elusive Pat Grove at Omaha this
problem was given out to the class in
mathematics:
If alfalfa is selling at SO a ton. how
much is Cudahay worth Denver
News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Ask EN-.

Should the Schoolma ANS Marry?''
is the question that is being freely
discussed by some of the crusty old
bachelor editorial writer's of the pa
pers just now. If these fellows really
want to know why don't they put
on a clean collar and go and ask the
schoolma'am about it?-Denver News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Oh. IoYI

Colonel Demming, a geologist OF
Pennsylvania, has discovered in Col
orado a vast deposit of mineral from
which radium is made, and he says
the price will now drop from $1,000
900 an ounce to only $1,000,000 an
ounce. Now that is more like it.
Three million dollars was little high
for most of uS.-Denved News
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

An aged clerk in the Boston post
office, because of age and infirmities
has resigned from his position He is
now 81 years old and has been en-
ployed in the service nearly fifty-seven
years In point of age the money
order clerk in the Belfast postoffce.
Augustus Perry, surpasses the record
OF the Boston clerk, Mr.. Perry having
passed his ninetieth birthday last
May He daily performs his duties
at the office and is smart and active
as man many years his Junior
Bagor (Me-) Commercial.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

One of the eastern coal magnates
says: THE consumer has been get
ting his coal too cheap" The mag
nate has probably discovered that the
consumer could have paid little more
If his thumbs had been stretched
harder.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

doctors decided 1 could not live. MY
wife got me using Doan's Kidney
Pills. and as they helped me l took
heart. kept on and was cured so thor
oughly that I've been well three
years."
Sold by all dealers SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

1t is not to be wondered at that the
aged Emperor Franz Josef is finding it
difficult to hold down two thrones.
The way things are tending now, it's
about all a king can do to hold down
one throne.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Negro Physician Specialist

Negro PHYSICIAN Specialist.
DR.. Marcus Fitsherbert Wheatland,
a colored physician of Newport, r. L.,
is recognized as New England's lead
ing specialist in electro therapeutics
and the X-ray. In early life he was
a shoemaker
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Boston has suitcase mystery. But
every man has mystery of that kind
in his own family when his wife starts
to travel after packing into one suit
case the entire contents of a seven
room fiat.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The suicide of a Boston tailor be-
cause of the slowness of his custom
ers in settling their accounts ought
to be lesson to a lot. of careless,
well-dressed men.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

A hard bump on the head caused
Massachusetts bald mans hair to
grow. However, hard bumps cannot
be depended upon as hair restorers
Look at John d.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
RAISED FROM 4 oEArH-sED.

Mr.. Pitts, Once Pronounced Incurable,
Has Been Well Three Years
Re. pitts, 60 Hathaway ST. Show
hogan. Me-. says: Seven years ago
my back ached and was so run down
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Austria and Hungary may think
twice before shattering the alliance
when they hear this rumor that two
powerful neighbors are already plan
ming to pick up the pieces
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Secretary Shaw complains of the
non-elasticity of our currency, and yet
many woman has to make a few
dollars week stretch to cover all the
expenses of the family
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

So far as the people in Russia are
concerned, the cars heir apparent
hasn't been much in evidence as yet.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Ever realize how much fault Is
found with you for finding fault with
other people?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Edhern Pasha. Brave Soldier

Edhem Pasha's death takes cut of
the military circles of Europe one of
the fiercest and boldest fighters the
world has ever known. Skobeloff,
who was pitted against him time and
time again at Plevr a, called him that
Moslem Demon and Archibald Forbes
wrote glowingly of his skill in de-
Tense.
How Edhem Pasha and Skobeloff
first came face to face was graph
cally described by Forbes at the time
of the surrender of Plevna to the Rus
slams.
st was a bitterly cold morning."
he wrote, but we had bright sum-
and the wind for once had ceased to
whistle over the mountain tops. We
had known twenty-four hours before
that the fighting was over, and had
taken that long breath that comes to
men after a hard race is run. Now
the Russian generals were to receive
the surrender of as brave an army as
ever was gathered together.
THE dead and the dying were every
where still, and far beyond the
trenches there were sights it were bet
ter if no man might ever see- But in
this great open to which we had
come, this amphitheater shaped in the
mountains by God, only the pride of
victory, and the anguish of defeat con-
fronted each other.
"Skobeloff led the gay assemblage
of Russian officers. He had been so
busy all night arranging the details
of the surrender he had not changed
his uniform of white and gold which
he always wore in battle. Here by
the cuffs were splotches of human
blood, for Skobeloff himself had fought
in the bitches the day previous, fought
until his sword was broken and the
dead were about him as high as
wall.
His staff had put on the brightest
and newest of uniforms and Skobeloff
shrugged his shoulders as he caught
the glance of my eye at his own. Gay
ly waving his hand, he shouted out in
French:
up to them yesterday
$50 they did-Osman Pasha came
first, stepping bravely, as became
proud and strong man. He faced Sko-
beloff for just an instant, each saluted
each took the others measure Ed
hem Pasha came next and we all stud
who weeks before had prevented sur
render and whose stubborn defer Sc
and sorties had cost the Russians
thousands of men.
He had a wonderful. kindly eye, a
quick step, way of looking at you as
some men strike blows-straight from
the shoulder Our scouts and spies
had told us much about him, innumer-
able tales of his daring. Indeed, so
much was, said about him in the
hours of the deepest Russian discour-
agement that Skobeloff pettishly ex-
claimed one day:
Is there no one else in the Turk
ish army but this mann
However, Skobeloff respected his
bravery immensely and this morning
of the surrender took great pains to
make his salute most cordial and to
show that one brave man never hu-
initiates another 1t did not take long
for the signing NJ the necessary pa-
pers. The staff held back while the
distinguished prisoners and Skobeloff
chatted in French. Skobeloff was
never in better humor than that morn
ing, as he well had the right to be-
He was all viyacity, smiles, and high
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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Ohio college students tried to lynch
one of themselves because he wore
his hair too long. At what length
does college students hair become
too long?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

WI Ting-fang doubtless feels that
when Cinnamon begin throwing
bombs &c their officials they are be-
coming altogether too much occiden-
talized.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Don't eat raw lobsters,' counsels
a health authority. Is there anybody
in the congregation addicted to the
habit of eating raw lobsters2
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The Keene Sentinel speaks of the
time when Mark Twain was a poor
boatman ON the Mississippi river
but we had always understood that
Mark was a good boatman
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

1t is more or less difficult for some
people to do their duty-thanks to
the vigilance of the customs officials.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Pride, my son, is that sensation you
have when a telegram is delivered at
-imes the neighbors are looking.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

An American quick lunch in Lon
don has failed after losing $4,000
You can't bolt sinkers and wheats in
a topper and a monoc1e.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Quality Brings the Business

Seven million q .0OO, 0O0) Lewis ssSingle
Binder straight SC cigar now sold annu-
ally. Made of extra quality tobacco. Many
who formerly smoked 10c cigars are now
smoking Lewis Single Binder. Lewis
Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

At the meeting of the Boston phi
latel1c society fifty stamps were
shown that are worth $23, 400-but
most people would rather have the
$23,400.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Express Messenger Fights Pistol
Duel With Friend" says a newspaper
headline. Some people certainly have
q queer way of showing affection.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

1t is a cheering sign of progress that
the Chinese women of high rank are
coming out fiat footed for the right to
walk with the feet that nature gave
them.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

A contemporary is running a series
of essays on 1.-THE Making of a Sue
cessful Husband" Successful hus-
bands are born, not made.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Everybody Works But Father" is
song. Many a father would move
to amend by elimination of the third
word.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Two thousand babies are born in
New York every week. And there is
a profit of several cents on every nurs-
ing bottle that is Sold
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The stranger who demanded cash on
a 100000 check at New York bank
was the real article of frenzied
financier.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

played at wedding somebody makes
q miss step.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

That New York young man who
stole for fun" will have a nice quiet
time to figure out if the game was
worth the candle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

If Austria and Hungary want the
Information Russia can assure them
both that war is not what it is cracked
up to be in the heroic poems.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

A disordered liver will keep more
men awake at night than the pangs
of conscience.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

storekeepers and Hotelkeepers
Should investigate acetylene gas
Write "Acetylene Jones' to-day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

For man who is determined to go
on a spree, the ugliness of his wife's
new hat is probably as good an ex-
cuse as any.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Work Being Done at the Cape.
Kipling says he goes down to the
Cape in Africa every year to see the
first chapter of Genesis alive, the
world in creation. a civilization which
is being made out of fragments
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Prof. eehrina, Austrian Scientist.
Makes important Announcements.
Prof. Behring, who believes he has
discovered certain cure for consump-
ton, is the discoverer of the antitoxin
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

We hate to say it, but the burden
of the conversation of most of us is:
What 1 Would Do if I Were So-andr
So.''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
SPLENDID RECORD OF SERVICE
Career of Major General George Nor.
ton Randall, Retired.

Major General George Morton Ran
dali, commander of the northern d.
vision of the United States army who
has retired by reason of having
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Here Is Relief for Women.

Mother Gray, . nurse in New York, dis
covered pleasant Esrb remedy for women's
only certain monthly regulator. Cures
female weaknesses, Backache, Kidney and
Urinary troubles At all Druggists or by
mail so cts. Sample mailed FREE Address
The Mother Gray Co.. Leroy. N.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

music must expect to be talked about
kehtnd his back
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA.
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
American FraternaI Orders.

American Fraternai Orders.
There are in America more than 200
fraternal beneficiary orders, with a
combined membership of over 5.000,-
600, who are protected to the extent
of more than 81 500, 900 900. and have
distributed benefits to disabled mem
bers amounting to more than $685.
100000 In 1904 alone they distribut-
ed $65, 600. 900, or at the rate of ST.
100000 per week, besides paying over
1000 death claims last year. Sixty
four Of these orders have a member
ship of over 10000, ind the others
from 5000 to 1000
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Why It Is the Best

is because made by an entirely diner
ent process Defiance Starch is un
like any other, better and one-thir'
more for 10 cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

A girl is never sure whether you
squeezed her fingers or she did yours.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-08-22
RIGHT SORT.

The mayor ~ Gainesville IN one Of
the progressive sort. Last week he re-.
turned an ordinance authorizing an
election for bonding that city FOR 90
600 for sewerage because, he declsred
1T WAS not broad enough" IN return.
ing il he recommended tina, the call
should be for an election TO bond for
1lOO, 600, and that ali the modern i'm.
provements be obtained for this grow
ing little city. With such q mayor and
equally progressive citizens, how can y
town help but grow?-NrW smyrna
Breeze.
We assure The Breeze tina, the mayor
o. Gsinesville il always for progressive
methods and everything that will pro.
mote the welfare OF our city lie II
also backed by On equally progressive
citizenship that IL bound Co push 30 the
front. Gainesville has many natural
advantages, but We need some i'm
provemenis 20 help what nature hiss 40
generously bestowed, when We will ad-
vance in every way We will not retro.
grade. bat move forward.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-08-22
QUESTION OF BONDS.

Many people look upon the question
OF bonding as though IL were the heap
ing OF an unnecessary burden upon
the people TO be used where il is not
absolutely necessary, and that the mu'
nicipslity would be- better oti il il had
never consented - s1ch loan for pub
lie improvements. The facts are that
the city or the municipality is the peo.
pie and the people have no paid up
capital TO carry on the government,
and each property holder lie q partner
according TO the assessed valuation OF
his real and personal estate. IL takes
money to run the financial affairs Of
the city, and as there 10 no money At
hand, IL must he raised by selling
bonds, which is a promise TO pay so
much for value received
By the issuance Of bonds and in
duclng enterprises TO come into our
midst we realize the benefits of these
institutions while we are paying for
their location here, and in such man
ner our city is advancing in business
property and increasing in develop
ment. Every man in the city, who
has the city's interests at heart, is a
shsrer in the investment, rs the de-
msnd for property enhances its value
and the advantages offered bring
more people to our city to expand
every business and develop.new enter.
prises.
BY the issuing Of bonds the city is
allowed to do business At u small rate
OF interest, because the capitalist has
confidence in the push and enterprise
manifested, and has idle money that
he 10 not afraid to advance to such cit
les rather than loan it out &C a higher
rate in small sums and take the chances
OF not getting back his principal.
There il no city and no government
in the world that has ever reached q
high state Of development without do
ing it on borrowed capital, and the
once that even are in debt so far that
they have no hope Of ever paying, are
not in the least worried, as the men
who loan the money don't care for any
thing but the interest, and they feel
sure that the class OF people which has
the courage To push their locality to
the front by pluck and business enter
prise are sure TO be a safe municipality
TO trust.
Sewers and other utilities are neceS'
sary for the advancement Of city Of
any size, and the emily way to get such
money at q reasonable rate OF interest
10 by a bond issue which is payable by
the entire people who are TO receive
the benefit, and the low rate OF inter
est relieves the people OF the burden
Of taxation in a manner that can he &C.
complished in no other way
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-08-22

We Offer one hundred dollar rsSArd
for any csss Of catarrh that cannot be-
cured by Halls CstArrh Cure
FL. CHESEY \ Co, Toledo. -.
We. the undersigned. have Known
n. J. Cheney for the last Is Jsa". and
believe him perfectly honOAbis "a all
buaincss transactions. and financially
able 10 carry oOs any obligations nsds
by hh firm
WlLbixG. KIxxAS A MasvN
Wholesals I'TuGGists. Toledo. -.
Halls CatarTh Cure = taksH ibisf.
nsliy, setinE directly upon the blood
and mucous EuFfBoes q the etttsm.
TsstimOn ale senf free FFtes. Isc 80
bOttle sold b. all dFuEEists
Tsks Halle Fsmily PILE for corsti-
pasion.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-08-22

vera. explosions - OF booms were
~. 10 >arAtoea, n. Y, on the even
= Y The 18th. Possibly Booker Wash
= AS celebrating The event Of HE
~ '1io the suell society Of that
81" 7-GJls resor,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-08-22

This being an of year, the advocates
OF tariff reform are beginning their
work in earnest Governor Cummins
Of Iowa has iust closed = very ,nc-
cessful engagement At Chicago, whore
he brushed up his Iowa idea" OILY to
lay it aside when the politicians Of the
Republican party 80 order
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-08-22

, ''i'ti Roosevelt h Of the opinion
'isr1 session Of Congress will
''sary. Proper railway rsEs-
AS don't seem 90 b. 10 much
.-''J a. The present time POssI-
p. : ''aSd-psitss have given The
'T-' fool hand.