The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-07-01

ohEs says be, "what d woman yon,
aerl what splendid saleswnmant One
OF those English-"
Who are good enough to be Ameri.
cans" add.
ficant smile.
AS am going out, notice that tn,
two Shlnamen are already in the dining
ear and that DR.. Kings little book
Is on the table.
40 not consider 1t too much of a lib,
erty for a reporter to pick up this little
oooR, to open it, and to read the title,
which is as follows:
The Temperate and Regular Life;
Or, The
ATT OF Living Long In Perfect Health.
Translated
FROM the Italian of Louis Cornaro,
Venetian Noble"
~. ana chts Is the fayorite reading of DR..
Ilo-king! And that Is why his disre-
spectrul pupil occasionally gives him the
nickname Of Conaro! 49,.
Inere is no change in the order in
which we ait down to breakfast. l find
myself close to Major Noltitz, who ia
looking attentively at Faruskiar and his
companion, placed at the extremity of
Inc taoie' We are asking ourselves who
this naughty Mongcl could be.
ALI! said I, laughing at the thought
which crossed my mind, "if that is
"WhoT' asked the major. III
The chief Of the brigands, the famous
Ki-Tsang."
Have your joke, Monsieur Bombar
mac, but under your breath, advise
you!"
You see. major, he would then be ar
interesting parsonage. and worth ionl
| interview"
After breakfast I went to smoke my
cigar on the platform behind the dining
car. Caterna almost Immediately join
me. Evidently the estimable comedian
has seized tho opportunity to enter int
conversation with me.
Slr," said he to me, "are two French
men going all the way from Baku t.
Pekin without making each others &C
| quaintanccf"
Sir" replied, when I meet a com
patriot am only too glad to shake hand
with him. And so, Monsieur Caterna-
You know my nameT'
| @S JVO AAO" kuIAS, L I'LL
"Ot course, Monsieur Claudius BON
barnac, correspondent Of the Twentieth
Century"
"At your service, believe me-"
"A thousand thanks, Monsieur BON
barnac, and even ten thousand, as the
say in China, whittier Madame Catern
and l are bound"
ITO appear at Shanghai In the Frenc
troupe at the residency. l may ado
from sundry nautical phrases have nc
ticed, that you have been to sea-"
Il believe you, sir. Formerly cocl
swain of Admiral de Boissondy's launc
on board the Redoubtable."
At this point Nine. Caterna came vi
She was In every way worthy of he
husband, sent into the world to reply
him in life as on the stage, one of thos
genial theater folks born one knows nc
where or how, but thoroughly genuin
and good-natured.
Il beg to introduce you to Carolir
Caterna," said the actor, in much tt
same tone as he would have introduce
me to Patti or Sarah Bernhard.
Having shaken hands with your hu
band" said l, II shall be happy to shall
hands with you, Madame Caterna."
There you are, then" said the a
tress, land without ceremony. foot
the front and no prompting"
"As you see, no nonsense about he
and the best of wives"
"As he Is the best Of husbands"
II believe am, Monsieur Claudius
said the actor, land why? Because
} believe that marriage consists entire
in the precept to which husbands Bhou
always conform, and that is, that VIII
the wife likes the husband should e
: often"
CTo DO contlnued.l