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Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1905-03-16
FOr.MayOr.

To the Democratic voters of Colds
borO:
1 hereby annouce that I shall be a
candidate before the City Demo-
cratic Convention for Mayor of the
City of ,Goldsboro. If successful l
shall devote my entire time and at
tention to attending to the duties OF
the Office. I shall be grateful to the
people of Goldsboro for their sup.
port.
Very respectfully,
J. M. HOILOWELL.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1905-03-16
Relief in Six Hours.

Distressing Kidney and Bladde'
Disease relieved in six hours b.
NEW GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN. KIDNEY
CURE" It is a great surprise on a
count of it's exceeding promptness
in relieving pain in bladder, kidneys
and back, in male or female. R.
lieyes retention of water almost i'm.
mediately. If you want quick relie1
and cure this is the remedy SOLD
by NJ E.. Rob nson & Bro druggists
.Goldsboro, N. G.
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Cures

Tkis famous remedy puts the stomach and
itSesssvs organs Ia q healthy condition %
hat rich. rcd blood Is sent eoursing through
shA veins and arteries Of every muscle. tissue
and ifbss throughout every organ ct the en-
stss BODY. and BY Natures law Of health. full
:szsagth and vtgof - 800 restored to each.
Rsasi cures Indigestion. dyspepsia and all
stomach disorders
kavs taken Kodoi for nearly tive months
asts9 each msal and 1t is the only remedy
hat gave rahef from he terrible pains I
asdeHsd- After q ume would take II bul
snos a day. and now while I keep Q bottle
handy. ] ssidosA nssd 1t. a It has eursd me.
&Rs- J. ". C~ooAaAUon- Milo Center. N. 7.
Eedel DiSests What You Eat.
Seessss se1. 500 Sss heliing 3K times tAs ~
szs, Wksh sells foe sc oontA
SPeDa1eA b. 4 O. 0sWIrT q o.. osioA09
Fer sale in 3oldsboro by GoIdsboro
Drug 90.
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Bees Laxative Honey, and Tar is
an improvement over ali Cough,
Lung and Bronchial remedies, It
acts on the boWels-drives the cold
out of the system, cures Group,
Whooping Cough, wards off Pneu-
monia and strengthens the lungs.
Bees Laxative Honey and Tar is the
best Cough Syrup for children. Tastes
good. Sold by Higgins Drug Co.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1905-03-16

1Oc. buys a bottle of Robinson's
Liver Regulators. The best 1Oc. you
ever invested.
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BAD! D A

Bad blood comes from bad digestion
bad stomach, bad liver, bad kidneyS-at-
tended with bad, foul breath, coated
tongue, bad taste, bad headaches, bad
these all are, and serious as are the dis
eases to which they lead, DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery comes to the
relief n cure of al these BY regulating
BOWELS and KIDNEYS, and putting
all these organs in good order
"Golden Medical Discovery" contains
no alcohol, opium or other harmful
syrup, which are injurious to some stom-
achs. Without any of these it retains its
pleasant taste and marvellous healing
qualities in the most trying climate.
Don't let q selfish medicine seller cheat
you out OF your health by giving you q
substitute. He's only looking out for a
larger profit, not for your good. Shun
him. Honest, unsel1sh dealers recon-
mend the oGolden Medical Discovery"
That your remedies are not for the few.
who have been restored to health and
MaFds' Baaalo. =. Y s q i2 a' geaerson g str ssse
Discovery is most valuable in cases of de-
rangement of the liver. having taken the
neii attaek s9 OF 1iv y t geafi age and T I nev ! h aaed E
a medicine before that did me so much
SOOu. L nave known Dr. Pierce for twenty
six years. and do not wonder at his success,
for he is a physician and man Of sterling
qualities. is possessed of extraordinary skill,
and he has in his Sanitarium a corps Of Spe-
cialists, who are chosen because of their
unusual knowledge and professional skill"
If suffering from any obstinate, linger-
ing ailment, write to DR.. Pierce and get,
free of charge, sound medical advice.
He has the counsel and assistance of q
large staff of expert specialists.
$3.50 The Peoples Common Sense
N~ Medical Adviser, by r. V.
gEssrI Pierce, M. d., Chief Consult
Eos5s ing Physician to the Inva-
NsAa 9SaIl 81 lids Hotel and Surgical
HTAS ATss,a Institute, Buffalo, N. Y.
%ISe Eh@A Paper-bound FREE on re-
ceipt of 81 one-cent stamps
"a, for mailing only; or cloth
H nv 4 bound for 81 cents. Address
I~ the Author. as above.
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AOUSE FOR RENT-A desirable
six room house with lot and
good well of water opposite Borden
Manufacturing Co. on South side A.
& N. G. r. r. Apply to Rev. S. H.
Isfer, 102 s. William st.
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Constipation and piles are twins.
They Xii people men by inch, sap
life away every day. Hoiiiotet'e
Rocky Mountain Tea will positively
cure you. Nc cure TO pay. 50 cents,
lea VI Observation-Disclosures Drug Co.
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DR.. BIZ.
DENTAL
~GOLDSRORO, N, c.,

V-OLIobOINOj M %
Practice confined exclusively to
treatment of diseased gums, specially
that troublesome and hurtful disease
spoken OF al PyOrrhea AIveolaris or
Riggs Disease, but more generally
known and spoken OF as scurvy. One
treatment at one sitting is all that is
requisite for cure in the majority of
Office room on same floor and in
rear of DIR: j. N. Johnson's office.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
Advice 70 EnaIishnen.

The charm Of the Irish Eirl-pretty.
witty ond briEht-is generally &C
knowledged, but II is not often that
she 10 70 complimented by one Of her
own sex. and an Englishwoman. a.
in the comment made recently by .
distinguished resident OF London.
IAN irish woman" she says. SIS In.
variably q delightful companion. not
20 much from tho things she says, ~
from the way they are uttered. We
English have no romance, we are prac-
tical and commonplace. and poetry
takes NO part in our life. So, when q
man meets an Irish girl. impulsive,
pretty. coy and natural. she inevita-
bly, proves irresistible. Instead Of
sending Nationalist members to par
lament, Ireland should send over q
few Of her women to convert the Eng
lish legislators"
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
CANADIANS % CHIEF scour.

Lisse caalashsa tllah n csn6senss -
o.. 0Yama.
ne chief scout u IL nikndo's
army IN Nanchuria IL . Canadian.
Thonas Casey Callaghan. who won
hls military title In the Bosf war.
Previous to that time he had roughed
It On the northwestern ranches, b.
coming an expert horseman. ride shot
and hunter Of big game. On one oc-
casioa In South Africa he was shot
through the body and was given up
for dead. At the outbreak Of hostil-
tiles between Japan and Russia he en-
listed - . scout In the intelligence
department Of the japanese army,
whore he rose rapidly in his dtncu.s
and dangerous work. until he u now
commander-in-chief q regiment Of
800 scouts. the flower Of tho japanese
intelligsace department Lisut. Cal
lagAan has with him always maps d
the theatsr Of war and an intsrpret0
to Convoy his orders to the regiment.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
DREW TAa LIVE At roRoGRv.


Why ssnatsr Sewerage cssld Mt
Grant Request
Senator Bevsridge Of Indiana ~
CARDS 1t ~ one Of the best jokes Of his
life that he and Dave" WArAeld, the
actor. resemble each other % closely
that they would pass ~ twins. Dur.
ing = recent visit to New York the SEN
ator was accosted somewhat s9usive-
ly by two young men. who Addressed
him ~ Dave, old man" They said
they would be glad to drop in at the
theater that evening II he would writs
them . pass. The senator smilingly
wrote on the back Of his card Admit
two" and handed It over. THANKS
ever 70 much. old boy" said one Of
the strangers, "but this will not DO
good unless you add D. Warheld' I'M.
der the two words you have written."
Excuse me-" said the Indiana man,
-but draw the line Ut forgery. am
Senator Beveridge. not Mr.. VARIED"
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
HsrsNerkIns Newspaper Men.

Marx Twain once said that his ~.
erage daily output Of writing, when
he works, Il 1890 words day. That
Is about the average days work Of the
Newspaper writer on large daily
paper. day In and day out, seven days
= week. In the course of q year this
amounts to $4,000 words. Tho or
binary novel contains 100000 words.
The newspaper man -rites enough to
make novel OF the best seliing type
every two months, with plenty left
over at the end Of the year to make
another book of very respectable size.
Let us suppose he works at the bust.
ness forty years; he has written g..
100000 words, or $40 books. Not
even Mrs. e. D. E. N. Southworth
could beat that. and yet there ara
those who imagine that Journalism Il
an easy job.-Portland oregon'ah.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
Discipline In Germany.

The eccentricities peculiar to some
ct Germauy's soldiers are obviousIy
not ali to be found between the COW
srs OF Lieut.. Bilse's novel with pur-
pose" We learn from Cologne, 'the
city OF one scent and thousand
Smells" that m, artillery omcer, tried
BY courtmartial At stxasburg, has been
sentenced to I'VE months tmprison-
ment and reduction in rank (less pun
ishnent. By tho way. than was metsd
out to the bookwriting lisuteaant) ~
. reward for his ingenuity in invent
ing new disciplinary measure.
This was known - reform by the
nose" and was carried out BY the Of
aeer ssixing the noses Of his men
ana twisting them. The cries Of the
victims were smothered-by order
BY thsir comrades. who had to sing
patriotic soags while the reform"
was put Into force.
ironically enough. this gained the
company the nickname Of "the Jolly
squad.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
How osv. nevsIas Could nun.

When Gov. Douglas Of Massachu-
sets FIRST went to Brockton he lived
In q small cottage on franklin street.
This was some time before he began
the manufacture OF shoes or had en-
tered into political AFFAIRS.
Ono day the children Of the neigh
borhood were playing together. and.
~ children are quite apt to do, they
began to braS Of what wonderful
things their fathers had done or could
do. each child. Of course, claiming her
father the smartest
One Of Gov. Douglas' little daugh-
ter, who was among the number,
and the smallest child there. had
heard what the children were saying,
and had evidently been trying to think
Of something she could siy Of her
father. Finally . light broke over
her countenAnce and she remarked:
my father can run awful fast"
Somebody ventured to ask how fast
he could run, and she replied with
much pride. HE can run Just a. fast
n he wants to-"
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29

R. r. Williamson. . resident Of
Pottsville, Pa, has sold to the German
government the secret of q newly pat
ented armor plate. The American
government refused to buy. The chief
feature Of the Williamson armor IL
that It does not present an absolute
resistance to projectiles. but can be
constructed on warships 10 that It will
yield slightly when struck. The invent
or claims that the armor Is absolutely
impeuetrable. The price paid by Ger
many for the secret is said to make
Williamson q wealthy mar.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29

The men recently chosen By the
University Of Wisconsin to nh the
chairs Of Philosophy and European
history were both born abroad and are
graduates Of Princeton. DR.. Evander
Bradley Mc0ilvray. who was elected
to the prolsssofship Of philosophy. 10
. native Of Bangkok. giam. whsrs his
fisher was engaged In missionary
work. Professor Alfred Lewis Pinneo
Dennis, who was chosen to nll the
newly created chair. Of European his
tory, II . native Of Beirut Syria.
Prof. Dennis will not begin his work
1t Wisconsin until 1s06-07, ~ he has
accepted an appointment to lecture on
European history At Harvard during
the semester Of next year and will
spend the second semester abroad in
research work.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29

The town Of OIL City. Penn, has .
smart dog, cocker spaniel. When he
was still puppy his master taught
him to sit out on the front porch and
wait for the local paper to be thrown
into the yard; then the dog would
bring It into the house and get pettsd
for doing It.
Halt an hour after the dog had
brought in the paper the other day.
his master. going into the sitting room,
found pile Of TX more papers, which
the dog had collected from other yards
In the block. It took some time to
hunt up the owners Of those papers
and return them.-Forest and Stream.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29

Now that the German crown prince
has been married. court gossips in
Europe are considering who is likely
to be the bride Of Prince Eitel, the
kaiser's second son. The general
view liz that It will be the Princess
Eva Of Battenberg, with whom he was
much smittsn during recent visit to
Enxland. Princess Eva Is quite q
pretty girl, Just past II years old. who
was brought up in the simplest man
rer possible. It is expected that she
will inherit largely from her god
mother ez!lrmprsss Eugene.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
KEPT FLOCK sr,aasD W.
Massachusetts, Preacher vetsd ~
His Gccsntrlcities.

Massachusetts, Preacher vetsd ~
His EeesntrIeities.
Charles William Milton, an eccen.
trio preacher Of Newburyport, Mass,
noticing one Sunday, in the midst Of
his sermon. that one Of his congrega-
ton named Mark Currier was
asleep. suddenly shouted: MARX
the perfect man and behold the up
right, for the end of that man u
peace" Mark. hearing His name
loudly Shouted. spFane uD h grsat
constsrnatioa. u IL AAosl oaAstaa
had sud1ealy su1nAsd hi txa1pst ~
could hardly have been more startIed.
On another occasioa hs hurisA tie
big Bible from the pulpit into the
broad aisle. awakening . number Of
sleepers. In order to Justify his 90
ton he accompanied It BY Q descrip.
ton Of the manner In which, the
heather flung away the Bibles pre-
scented to them by the missionaries.
His wife had an unusually malicious
disposition, and resorted to . novel
device to injure his reputation. A
passer-by one day heard . piteous
moaning and between the cries her
voice calculating. .Oh, Parson Nil
ton. Parson Milton. don't pinch me 70. =
Continuing on his way. he presently
encountered the innocent parson ~
turning from market.
When the news Of Milton's death
was announced one Of his flock ex-
claimed. What change from pitch
ing skillets to playing on . harp" A.
iuding TO practice attributed to him
and his wife Of hinging kitchen uten.
sils at each others heads.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
Rsmars.abIs Fest Of the Dsas

0vUarNAOtS Toat " VIZ 0S9ts
Here y an odd hunting tale fron
Russia. A certain count was ont for
bsArs, and, tracking . dam and cubs,
shot one Of the latter, had It slung
into his sleigh and drove for home
about fifty miles distant. Immediately
aftsr his arrival his gamekeeper IN
nounced that . huge bear had scaled
the vail Of the park. The count won't
out and shot 1.-THE dam Of the cub
which he had killed and brought
homo. The faithful creature had fol-
lowed her dead offspring those city
miles At the same psce ~ relays Of
post horses, and arrived in time to
share the fate Of her cub and to havs
. monument erected where she fell.
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29

One q the curious things that the
average fellow finds hard to under
stand IL Who those remarkable people
are that put up large wagers that Q
person will not succeed in going
around the world In some extraordin.
ary manner-trundling = wheelbarrow,
starting naked, and 30 forth. Gener.
Ally, the, bet includes provision that
the wanderer must live ON what he
can pick up. This Ii gentlemanly
way Of doing the tramp act. But how
do the hackers manage to satisfy
themselves that the contract has been
fulfilled? Or are these hackers like
the mythical Mrs. Harris-"Thero
amt no SIGH personl"
The Meeker herald., 1905-07-29
LOCATING AN ABSENT w'rnsss
Simple Explanation Put End 70 All
Controversy.

simple Explanation Put End 70 All
Controversy.
Yeafs ago. when l was reporting In
the Maine courts. there was = case
tried In York county IN which pitted
against each other were two able law.
yers, ~ unlike in appearance and
methods a. humanity can show. For
the plaintiff appeared the Hon. In
crease Kimball. father Of the present
head q the life-saving servtce. and the
opposing counsel was the Hon. Ira =.
pssv, Thea q Afford. attsFWAfd q
0oetna.
the frst trial resulting IN . verdict for
the plaintiff, which the law court had
set aside. The counsel for the de-
PENDANT overstepped the ordinary pro-
cedure, and referred to the testimony
at the former trial, and laid unusual
stress upon the absence Of one OF the
plainti6's witnesses who had testified
ct the former trial. stating that but
for that witness the plaintiff would
not have gained verdict. Again and
again no would ask: why isn't that
witness heref"
The plaintiffs attorney, when his
time came to reply. sprang to his feet
and delivered his exordium something
like this:
Why amt he here?' has been
asked again and again, and this mat
ter may ~ well be settled here and
now. Gentlemen Of the Jury. will
tell you and the court and the learned
counsel why that witness amt here.
He's gone to higher court than this;
bis mouths forever shut."-Boston
Herald.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-12-16
Tony.

Fred Morrissey came down from
Kennan Tuesday.
Mrs. A. C. Mcdonnell of Ladysmith
came up Tuesday on short visit to
friends in this neighborhood.
In letter to one of his former
parishioners here Rev. A. NJ. Wutcher
ctetc7 thot be is nuch pleased with
his new location at Shell Lake. He
also says that tie bishop recently in
formed him that a priest would be sent
TO Tony very soon.
Born, Monday, Dec. 4th, to Mr.. and
Mrs. John thinner, west of town, ten
pound son. Mother and child are get
ting on nicely.
Mrs. James Kokesh and children,
who were the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
r. NJ. Honsa, have returned to their
home in st. Paul.
The Alter Society of st. Anthony's
church desires to thank everyone who
helped in any manner to make their
recent church fair success. The net
proceeds of the fair were $83. IS. En-
terprisc.
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,r:IGnRoRH0On NEWS
Some gruce Mewa

Some Bruce Mews.
Miss Stella Bowman called on friends
Bruce Tuesday.
Mrs. Mile Winter, Of Atlanta is quite
4 at her home.
Mrs Steve Howell of Atlanta who
las been quite i'll, is improving.
George Canyon of Flambeau tran
sacted business in Bruce Monday.
Archie Sicily made business trip to
ingram Tuesday, returning "Wednesday.
The skating is fine on Round Lake
and the young people are enjoying the
sport this week.
Mrs. John Sampson went to Canton
Tuesday to spend few days with her
parents and friends.
The many friends of Mr.. A. W. Nc
Cornack will be glad to know that ne
is able to be up town again.
Andy Hill of Oak Grove was before
the pension board at DR.. Carnachan s
office Wednesday for examination.
Miss Joyce Brunk returned from
Hudson, Wis, Sunday evening, where
she spent Thanksgiving with friends.
ST. Mary's Catholic church at Bruce
received recently beautiful statue OF
the Blessed Virgin Mary, which is five
feet in height.
VIM. Blackburn, cashier of the Lum-
berman's State Bank, transacted busl-
ness at different points east on the 500
Line this week.
w. NJ. Southland and wife departed
for Sherwood, Michigan, to spend the
HOLIDAYS with Mr.. Southard's sister,
Mrs. Pontius. They will go from there
to Nebraska.
DR.. Saucier, has been elected lodge
physician and medical examiner Of the
Modern Brotherhood of America, IN
Bruce.
G. w. Norton, who rented one OF
Rev. Hadden's residences, has taken
possession and will remove his family
form North Dakota soon.
S. M. Alvey went to ST. Paul and
Minneapolis Tuesday to buy some new
sleighs for his livery business. He will
also visit other points in Minnesota.
News Letter.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-12-16
Amacoy Lake.

Amacoy Lake, Dec. IL, 19O5.-Supt.
Mackin visited our school Monday.
VIM. Jones, who is working at Bel
denville camp 3, came home Saturday
and returned Sunday.
Miss Whitney made q business trip
to Bruce Monday evening.
Mrs. Wesley Jones spent Monday
with her niece, Mrs. Cliff Jones.
Miss Spears and Mr.. Bolman of
Bruce were guests of the Collins fam
lily Sunday.
Mrs. Ross Granger visited with
friends on the east side of the lake
Friday.
The young people met at the home
of E. C. Campbell to practice singing
Sunday evening.
Miss Mablc Bates was home over
Sunday.
Miss Nell Bates returned to her home
Friday. Is
The young folks practised singing at
the Bates home Wednesday evening. y
A crowd of the young folks gave
Lee Stevens surprise party in honor
of his 21st birthday. A lunch was
served and all had fine time.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-12-16
THE OTHER FELLOWS
SAY--.And Mine.

In calling the calendar Judge Parish
said that after the cases, the disposition
of which was doubtful. he would place
an interrogation point. And Bischel
chimed in with ''or question mark -
and the intelligent lawyers those that
don't say ''youse" and s'cause-uap
and 'neural-i-gie, who can spell cor
rectly and write ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
nearly loudly enough to be heard.
The whining and whelping wee Whit
fets" did find that they were not the
only pebbles on the beach. The McGill
outfit took to the woods when they
reached the circuit court. 1t requires
some knowledge of law to do business
there. They had the case they were so
merry about little while ago so badly
mixed that they didn't know where they
were at and the beer sign wouldn't
guide them. SO one Of the pair of pet
tifoggers took to the woods and the
other to the swamp. And the county
foots the bill.
And this recalls that during McGill's
entire time as district attorney he never
secured a conviction in circuit court
until fellow was kind enough to plead
guilty. That is quite a joke-but the
hundreds of dollars his unsuccessful
career cost the county isn't much of a
Joke. You fellows who kick about taxes
know what it means. You are about
in the same position as the stockholders
in the light concern on the water power
franchise foot the bills and get
nothing out Of it.
A fellow asked me why Judge Parish
takes so great part in the conduct of
cases? / don't know exactly, but |
surmise he got into the habit in keeping
the ignorant pettifoggers get things
done. Ability at nulching corporations
is no evidence of legal talent and an
embezzler is not necessarily a lawyer.
But court work has to be done some
way, besides men of talent are inspired
to sympathy when in the presence of
Ignorance. That is the only explanation
| can make.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-12-16
Notice of Garnishnent.

Notice of Garnishment.
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY
of Rusk, City of Ladysmith, IS. In
Justice Court.
To M. r. Hill: You are hereby not
flied that summons and garnishee has
been issued against you, and your pro-
perty garnished to satisfy the demand
of A. Fl. Skogstad and E. J. Erickson,
co-partners as Skogstad & Erickson,
amounting to 1884, N with interest and
costs; Now unless you shall appear be-
fore r. S. Reeves, a Justice of the
peace in and for said county, at his
office in said city of Ladysmith, on the
q day of December, 1906, at one o.
clock in the afternoon, judgment will
be rendered against you, and your pro-
perty sold to pay the debt.
Dated this 18th day of Nov, 1905. !
SKoGSTAD & ERICKSON,
Andersen & Andersen, Plaintiffs.
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-12-16

This store is equipped to
give you your moneys worth
every time and viii do so or
refund your money. We buy
at the closest possible figure
and sell at the smallest living
margin. These two items
alone mean much-but add
ed thereto is the further fact
that-oWning our own build