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New-York tribune., 1905-11-15

Macbeth waited in behind Amberjack for mile. and
5a.sle. TRaIette ran good from bad break
era FACF-TEIr, BEIDAME HANDICAP: for two!
Zine 100 Utg.ner. f. by Handsfrng- ng-Alfaretts
New-York tribune., 1905-11-15

xaEosss oaAsnsa Holloway
New-York tribune., 1905-11-15

- = = -. <.rorr FIeuT Marie and Lord Badge
y ess,. ~ =, -a5 yasga had chance with
. -, 60 sooa Won driving. Tins i:4iss Win
New-York tribune., 1905-11-15

yna
t Won
@d seS SsH' @ ~
New-York tribune., 1905-11-15

This will be the last day Of racing in the metro
poIitan district until the curtain is rung again
next April There is every promise of a good days
sport 10 close the scene.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-15

Springer who fell off Lstless as the finish line
was passed in the stake. is of Bill Days
latest finds A loose saddle girth probably
robbed the lad of victory, he acted uneasy
through the last sixteenth and probably felt i'm
pending disaster.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-25
FOOT PAD
ATTEMPTED TO HOLD UP CLYDE
BAYLESS---SHOvED A GUN INTO
HIS FACE BUT
BAYLESS WAS TOO QUICK
Fired Two Shots at Him---Anothsr
Hold-up.

Clyde Bayless had rather ex-
citing experience with a foot pad
last night shortly after ten O. clock.
He started to the post office to
mail some letters before going
home. Fortunately he took a gun
with him. AS he turned into
Third street from Chickasha ave-
nue. he noticed a man enter the
alley between the Rock Island arb
Der shop and the Gilkey- Jarboe
building but paid no particular at
tention.
Just as he reached the alley
which was dark, gun was showed
into his face and he was ordered to
thtow up hands. Mr.. Bayless
thew up his left hand displacing
his assailant's weapon and at the
same time drew his own gun with
his right hand. The fellow at
once fed and Clyde fired two shots
at him which in the darkness ap-
pareutly failed to reach the mark.
Officers hearing the shots imme
iiately appeared on the scene but
failed to find the bad man. Evi-
IDENTIFY he was some one who knew
that Mr.. Bay.ess frequently had
large sums of money about him for
the purpose Of cashing checks and
waited his opportunity
Another hold-up also occurred
last night. Frank Crienr, a student
at Roberts Business College was
relieved of abouts4. 5oin coin while
on his way from town to his home
at 9th and Chickasha Avenue. A
roll of College Currency was also
aiken which probably proved
disappointment to the thief.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-25

Mrs. M. F. Cheaney was de-
lightfully surprised on her birth
day, which was last Sunday by the
following. Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Hill.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bohart of Cement;
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Rose. Misses
Lille Rose and Clara Miller;
Messrs Howard Miller and Austin.
Sunday morning, with much per-
suading. Mrs. Cheaney went visit
ing and on returning home found
very tempting dinner on the
table. The afternoon was pleasant
ly passed and supper was served.
After supper the party returned
home home all having greatly en-
joyed the day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-25

The Equal Suffrage Club cele-
brated the eighty-ifth birthday Of
Miss Susan B. Anthony, Monday
evening, at the home Of DR.. and
Mrs. 7. H. Williams. Invitations
were sent 10 large number, and
nearly all responded. A very in
teresting program was carried out.
Mrs. T. b. Biggers, president OF
the club, presided, and made an
appropriate talk at the beginning
Of the program. "The childhood
OF Miss Anthony" was the sub
lect of a paper read by Mrs. M. +.
March, while her temperance work
was set forth in paper read by
Mrs. Griffin. Another paper read
by Mrs. Harris, told Of "Miss An
thony as a Statesman" Mrs.
Dwyerread a magazine article by
Miss Anthony. which discussed
The Status of Woman, Past,
Present and Future" Miss Rishel
and Miss Sweitzer, Of Iowa, gave
an instrumental duet which was
much appreciated, and Mrs. Nc
Clure entertained the audience
with a beautiful solo. After the
Of the regular program
Mr.. John A. Mcclure made a very
interesting talk on the suffrage
movement, giving it mis- hearty ap-
oroval. Then came doughnuts
and coffee and an hour of most
pleasant social intercourse. Many
lively discussions arose on the suf-
rage question. A number of law
'ers were present, and the ladies
inally issued challenge to them
or debate, but at last report the
awyers had taken to the woods.
rhe Equal Suffrage Club here now
las 7o members, and is constantly
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-25
POTATO
SEED

Its almost time to plant the
garden. The question is where
will / get my seed? We have
anticipated your wants and
have put in large stock of
potato seed, the Tennessee
Triumphs, Early Ohios and
Rose. We also have onion
setts and small garden seed.
'y the way, while all Of these good
things are growing we would
like to have you try some Of
our canned vegetables such as
canned Lima Beans, White
Swan melting sugar peas, corn,
tomatoes, string beans, etc.
Call and see us. opposite post
Office. Phone SO.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-25

Special reduced prices on Pianos
all next week at Denton's Music
Store. 49-54
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-25
,~-~~-~~~y~-~--~----~- -~y1~------->-0
Society 8l8

,~-~~~----~--~~~~-~-- yg--~~~--->-1
$SOCiety ~.
A delightful card party was held
at the home Of Mrs. A. L. Her
last Saturday afternoon. Four
games Of whist were played and at
the conclusion Of the game it was
found that Mrs. Conduit had wor
the highest score. She received
as a prize a dainty Haviland china
cream pitcher. The consolation
prize fell to Mrs. Stapleton, About
five o'clock the ladies were invited
into the dining room, where the
tables were tastefully decorated in
cut flowers and carnations The
following delicious menu was
served by the hostess assisted BY
Miss Lillian Stroh; Stuffed bananas
with whipped cream, oranges,
white grapes, angel food and grape
Juice, bread and butter sandwiches,
salmon salad, pickles and olives,
hot chocolate, assorted cakes and
nuts
600
A new musical organization will
be launched in this city next Mon
day evening at the Carnegie Libra
~. A choral society is to be or
ganized. Mrs. ]. H. Griffin has
taken the initiative, and has al
ready secured large number Of
members. Chickasha has long
been in need of such a society, and
it is hoped that all possible encour-
agement will be given to the move
ment. 1t will be Of great benefit
to the community i'll developing
musical taste and furnishing high
class concerts that the public will
enjoy. The society will be SO or
ganized that others besides the
musical class can have part in it
There will be two classes of mem
berS-actiye and associate. The
latter will pay the dues, but will
not be required to attend rehears-
ais or even to be singers. They
will have the privilege of attending
all the society concerts free. All
who have agreed to become men,
bers Of the society are expected to
attend the meeting Monday even
ing.
Sorosis varied their usual
program this week by having So
cial meeting. Owing to the fact
that the dedication Of the Carnegie
Library had been set for Tuesday, |
the 22nd, it was decided not to hold |
the regular club meeting. 1t was
suggested, however, that a social
meeting be held Wednesday, and
Mrs. Riddle was the hostess.
Most OF the members came in col
onial costumes that suggested the
danes of revolutionary days. Mar
tina Washington would have felt
perfectly at home in the gathering
A delightful feature Of the gather
ing was the chahng dish demon
strations at which Mrs. Light pre-
sided. A number of dainty dishes
were prepared, and served. The
dining room was beautiful with a
profusion of the national colors,
flags Of all sizes being arranged in
an artistic manner. Mrs. Riddle
gave a very interesting account of
her visits to various clubs during
her recent visit to Ardmore and
Oklahoma City, making the occa-
sion altogether a most enjoyable
one to the ladies.
o-o-O
Mrs. T. H. Williams entertain
ed a number of friends at an ele-
CANT 8 o'clock dinner Wednesday,
the occasion being the birthday of
Or. Williams.
600
Mrs. L. L. Bryan and Miss Vera
went to FL Reno yester-
day foil a few days visit.
600
Mrs, A. G. McOuery Of Kansas
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-25

Mrs. Reford Bond was the charm
ing hostess for the Etnre Nous
Club Friday afternoon. There
were four tables OF whist, and all
entered into the game with great
zest. AT the conclusion it was
found that Mrs. Dwyer had scored
highest, and she was awarded an
elegant sterling silver work set.
Mrs. Wibley received the second
favor by cut. 1t was hand
painted souvenir. Lovely refresh
ments were served. Besides the
club members, Mrs. Wibley's guest,
Miss Hill, was present.
600
Mr.. and Mrs. E. ]. Shaugheasey
a number of friends
at II o'clock dinner Wednesday.
o-o-o
Mrs. J. B. Speake who has been
quite i'll several days, is reported
to be improving.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
AMERICANS ARE LENDERS.
Changed Condition That Pleases the
Country. But Worries Free
Traders.

The United States Is not OILY tho
woalthiest country In the world. but
II has more gold than any other. and
this hoard Is increasing. Taking tho
account for two or three years past,
gold l. increasing In the United States
faster than the population. says the
Burlington Hawk.Eyc. Wars are cost
~. but this country has been financing
most OF the present conflict. We have
been lending gold TO both combafants.
though not directly. except In n small
degree. Paris and London have been
promising the gold. The United States
has been shipping 1, To those centcrs
to make these pledges good. We have
been shipping some OF our " ne.
count Ten years aga We were Dor
rowing gold TO keep up the green.
back redemption fund. To-day W are
lending n, aud despite the extent OF
our loans the home stock Is kept up At
high hgnrcs The change IN the stu.
alton pleascs the country st. Louis
Globe Democrat.
True. Therefore let us by political
Intrigue. f%ac,lonallsm and In every
way possible seek to change the con.
ditions.
The country was never more pros
porous than now. Let US revise the
tarin and put a check upon manufac-
lures and all concurrent Industries.
The great west has developed won
dorfully under an untrammelcd com.
ne'cial and transportation policy: We
enjoy The hest markets In the world.
and farm values have broken all prcce-
denis. Let us hasten To change these
fayorlng conditions by giving the sn.
,ral government the power TO make
rates and invite the adoption OF a dis.
lance freight tarin NJ the final Sc.
luence OF that policy,
This country has gold TO loan TO the
world. This II the sequence OF the
present conserving national policies.
Therefore they must he perniclous.
For whatever Is Is wrong Let us has.
ten 10 adopt municipal ownership aud
general government ownership and the
frui,arc OF applied socialism.
And yet.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
IN SIZES OF CIGARS.
Queer Notions Crop Gu, Among the
Smokers Who Think They
Know II All.

~
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49, s""ps !" VIC Trinity OF inc
""',"s '"' 'cs' np''''
"" ,"'n e""
nav "l SUES o' o'sarS' Saii
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.ne s'oVn, 'ncn 'neS' d"es''ohs ana
""s"'.s ~'o.'""cu'
:" "hs'n' fePh'" thc Hh~opseep'r'
wv "~rc'"se c's"r Is from iour I" h'c
'"sn,s,
i'as q SIZE on cigar anything 70
~" "
'o".." No. a'Ways' 'n' $40
~ 'onse' wa. 'nc "'"rasr 'Vhs'n
anu "s.spo"s h""NS Wha' "a h'"sio
'"a '"'s ~. NV" h"'n'H "hs'
nave announcer ciser w" SAM"
n"s'" AZ H'"s''' Wn'ch sous thtc"
,or T" uo''"', .no cigar MAJ SOUS
.n,"" '"r /" NM " apo", n'e ana a
n"'' ,hon's uhs p"' !. W .h'ch't IMAM
,"e o's'' W w" sam' ,ehs'h ,h"' seils
'"r w o'"'S sua'Fh' Z" 10 u
s'raisn,
"na' T" '"' "'isnt vi "h AVERAGE
c'sar.
NJ u'p'nus on 'he opaooo On"
',s'' 'n"' SOUS '". u" c'nos "oishs
ABOUT oho'ou''h VI au ounce an
o.h'r' " sa"o s'~c, We'shs an elshth
OF an ounce ana sun aho'her OF tho
san" s'se' .h"' sehS NJ .n' sahh' price.
"ois"s ha'' ~" ounce, me ntah' ina
SOUS ,nte' "t " "o''"r " 'h' same
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
HEART RIGHT
When He Quit Coffee.

Life Ing1fanee compnnIe, will not
insnre a man sunsrIr. from hear,
,ronble Th. reason H. ohy,ons
This 4, s.r,ans ma,,os ,n an. nm.
hand or fa,her VIM 4. soiic,,ons Tor
the fu,ure of nj. lssr ones often IN,
Leart trouhi. a. canssd NV nm une,.
nec,ed hing and can h. corr.e,ed II
taken An Tins and rron.rlv ,reatsd.
A man in Colorado wr,,es.
81 was 4. yres, co0aa dr,nksr for
many ycars ana ~as nat aware of
the in%iur,ous e1sc,s az tls habit TN
I became A nractir.l invalid SUFFERING
from hear ,rouhIs -,naIges,Ion and
ne~ryouaness IN an ex,cnt NAT made
M. vre,chaa,, r.-.nIa r,,so,, ard
nuisance 10 those VIM witnessed my
su0erines.
81 continued IN drink cone.. how
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

asd RULED his feet up on top and sat
there like = frog on . pond lily leaf.
Ny jackass only stepped his feet in the
edge. and dad wanted me to swim my
jackass u to the camel. and lot him
fall on onto the Jack. but J knew dad
would sink my Jack IN a minute. and !
wouldn't ~ In the river. Well. the
camels drank about an hour. with dad
sitting there %meditating. and then the
dragomen got them out, and We started
on for the pyramids. which were In
plain sight like the pictures you have
seen. with palm trees along the Nile, and
Arabs camping on the bank, and It
looked as though everything was going
to be all right. when suddenly dads
camel stopped dead still and wouldn't
move foot. and all the rest OF the cam
els stopped, closed their eyes and went
TO sleep. and the Arabs wen, to sleep,
and dad and the jackass and | were APP
parently the only animals In Egypt that
were awake.
Dad kicked his camel IN the ribs. butt
wouldn't bulge. lie asked me IL |
couldn't think w ont way to start the
procession. and | stopped my jackass
and thought a minute, and told dad
had II. | had bought some giant lire
crackers aud roman ,audles at Cairo.
with which | was going to IRE a salute
ON top of the biggest pyramid, TO cclc'
braic for old America. and | told dad
what | had got. and ! thought II | got
on my Jackass and fired n salute there
In the desert II would wake them up,
Dad said all right. let er 10. but do Il
sort OF easy. at first. ~ not TO overdo Il.
and | got my artillery ready. Say. you
can't hire on fireworks easy. you got to
touch a match 10 EN-. aud dodge. and
take your chances. Well. ! scratched
a match aud III the giant fire cracker.
and put II under the hind legs OF dads
camel. and when Il got TO fixing ! u, my
roman candle. and A. the FIRE cracker cx.
ploded like a lG.lnch Gun. my roman
candl, began to spou, balls OF fire. aud
! aimed one at each camel. and the
whole push started on u stampede for
the pyramids. the camcls groaning the
Arabs praying TO Allah. dad yelling 10
stop 'cr. and my jackass led the bunch
and ! vas left In the desert to pick up
the hats.
guess ! win have TO toll you the rest
Of the tragedy In my noNt letter.
Yours with plenty Of sand.
HENNEItY.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

LINZ \ hpH IN fpNb iiLf Ihsrs
going TO marry an Egyptian woman. |
would take her To Norway. or mp to-
wards the north pole, where It Is night
all day. and you wouldn't realize that
you were married 10 q colorcd woman.
To be around among these Egyptians Ia
a good deal like having a pass behind
the scene at the play Of Hen llur In New
York only here the dark and dangerous
women are the real thing. instead OF
being white girls with black paint on.
We have juS got back from the pyra.
mida. and dad Ia being treated for spinal
meningitis. IN accoun Of riding a camel
| never tried harder to get dad to 20
anywhere on the cars than | did 10 get
him to go 10 the pyramids by rail as a
millionaire should. but he said he was
going TO break a camel to the saddle.
aud then buy him and take him home
for a side show. So We went down TO
the ,amel garage. and hired a camel for
dad. aud iour camels for the arabs and
things he wanted for an escort. and q
jackaAs for me, There were automobiles
and carriages. and trolleys. and every.
thlng that We could have hired. and
been comfortable for the ten. mile ride.
hut dad was mashed on the camel. and
he got II.
Well. sir. It was not one OF these
worlds fair camels that lay down for
you TO get on. aud then got up on The
installment plan. and chuck you for
ward and aft but a proud Egyptian
camel that stands up straight aud
makes you climb up on n stepladder.
had got along up the camcl's ribs.
when the stepladdcr fell. and he grabbed
hold of the hair on the two humps. and
the humps We're loose and they Topped
over gu the side. aud II must have hurt
the camel's feelings to have his humps
pulled down, 80 he reached around his
head aud took a inouthful out OF the seat
OF dad's pants. and dad yelled to the
camel Ia let 90 and the Arabs amputat-
ed the camel from dads trousers. and
pushed dad up on top with O bamboo
pole with "a crotch In II. and when dad
got settled between the humps he said.
Let 'er go" and We started.
Dad could have had a camel with =
platform on top. and m awning. bu, he
Insisted on taking his camel raw. and
he sat there between those humps. his
trousers worked up towards his knees,
showing his red socks aud blue drawers.
aud his face got pale from sea sickness,
aid the red, white AMI blue colors made
me think of a fourth Of July at home.
We went gu OF town like n Wild west
show. and dad seemed happy. except
that every time an automobile went
whiESing along, dads camel got the
jumps and waltyed sideways, u into
the sandy desert. and chewed at dads
socks. 70 part OF the lime dad had to
draw up his legs and 1T IN one hump.
and put his shoes IN the other hump.
The Arabs on the other camels would
ride M alongside and steer dads camel
hack Into the road, by sticking sharp
sticks into the camel. and the animal
would yawn and groan and make NJ
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

All the women wanted 70 dance with
dad In the hotel dance. aud because they
thought must be heir V all the on
billions. they wanted 10 hold me on
their lsps. and stroke my hair. ~ though
I was H. guess We are eoing 10 have
everything our own way here, and II
dad does not get elopsd with BY some
I:eyptia" nrinccss, I shall be mistaken.
rhe Egyptians are pretty neal being ne
sroes. and wea bangles 10 their ears.
snd earrings on their arms. You take
70 In the dark. and let . princess put
her arm around you. and sort Of squeeze
you. aud you can't tell but what she 10
white. only there IL All odor about them
like "Araby the blessed. but In the light
they are only negroes. a little bleached.
with rod paint on their cheeks. II was
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

-
when We got here al We have had To DO
T. 10 battle the art ~ In layers.
II take, niue baths To get down 10
American 'pii'rmls and the last bath
has a iactp larc tu 60 with II, and a thing
they scale hsh with But We are all
right nov attn ruums In the hotel, and
rested nnd when We go home We are
soing 10 b. sailed down and given
'hlnrpiurm ana shipped as munimles.
pai insists that lie Viii never u
desert or an ocean again, and ! don't
Roo" what - 10 hecom"of us. Anyway,
We are going Ia enjoy ourselves anth We
are kllied on
rue hrsl tNo days We Just looked
hhou cairo aId SAW u congress OF na'
Tons Tor ihere Ii nothing Just IKE Ihis
Town ahy"heir. Iherc are people from
an quarters OF III" globe the most out
iandlsh ahd me most up-io-daie. THIS
place Is al asylum Tor iakits anu rob
oefS' a pia'" where defuulters' bribers'
muruotet'' h"Inulers anu clippers
are Ha'e ~ there seems 10 De
"a" ~eN'fadi'ion treaty that cannot
ne overcome by paying money 10 tue
om,ia's, round ,hal out the nrs' day'
anu to'n "a We should nave no s'and
'us ~ ,ne society oi f.sypt unless tue
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

When red hair makes IT'S appearance
on a human head all lukewarmness IL
nj an end. u Is either loved or loathed.
Its admirers. with artists In the van. are
almost Historically enthusiastic. They
call Il golden. though the gold that
comes out Of the earth Is moi often ex-
actly that shade. A red-hnired woman
II sure of a success In some quarter.
however plain her face or insignificant
her figure. The detractors OF red hair
say It Is a sign Of bad temper or immor
ality or both. and therefore 10 be scru
pulously avoided. Queen
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

w. f.ci ! sur NtrIor Of 'Pecks
Bal Boy etc,
Uor,fig h 1906. b, Joseph u uowiesl
Cairo, Egypt My Dear old irIsh
Vegetable; Gee. but you ought TO see
aud ! right now. NJ a hotel waiting ior
a chance at q room. when a pride aad
groom g, read, To Naca'e u u go
somewho here else. THIS hotei II iull Oh
married people who % scared when-
ever there II a new arrival. ana ! came
pretty neat creating a panic by going
into the parlor OF the motel, where .
dozen couples we're siitlng around max
Ing goo-goo eyes al each other. ana get
ting behind a screen ana IN a disguised
voice, shouting i 4 all' Prepare
to defend yourselr'
The women turned pale aud some said
AZ last Al last while others GOT
faint In the head AMI some tell on the
bueoms ~ their husbands n said:
Don't shoot You see Of these
wives hal husbands somewhere else.
that might lie looking ior them. ! have
warned dad not To b. seen converting
with a woman or he may he shot by a
husband who Is ou her trau or by b
husband she has NTH her.
Well sir Of all the trips We have hal
any wher" the trip from Constantinoplc
here was the limit For TWO or three
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

fs.'es nj nv ON my Iackass. and finally
dad wanted to change works with me
and ride my Iackass. but | told him we
had left the stepladder back at Cairo, 70
dad hung 10 his mountainous steed, but
the dust blew so you couldn't see. and II
was getting monotonous when the
queerest thing happened.
You have heard that camels can I'LL up
with water and 20 for a week without
asking for any more. Well, | guess the
week was up and It was time to load the
cameis with water, for as we came TO
the Nile every last camel made a rush
for the river, and they went In like a
yoke OF oxen on a stampede, md waded
In clear up to the humps, and began to
drink. and dad yelled for q life preserver
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18
ryColonel Bryan has been lea, con

splcuous than usual In the recent
past Possibly looking in the woods
for democrats. Cincinnati Enquirer.
" There Is some comfort to he DO.
rived from Mr.. Bryan's rciteration that
u is too carly to discuss a standard.
bearer OF the party ir ~l90s.--In.
d~ianapolis News und.)
GProsperity has CONT d for so
many years that Il no longer attracts
attention under that name. and the
advanced thinkers are now rcferr.as
To II by ayperprosneri,y.-sl InvI
clnbe.Democrst
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

Struggling Author-You ~ my
book won't do?
Publlsher-No. sir. It's too old fash
Toned.
Struggling Author-How old fash
ioned'7
Pnblisher-yo Your plot is a plot, your
characters have characteristics, and
when they talk they say something
n, Y, Weekly.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

A little Girl called at n grocery and
asked for . quart Of vinegar to be
put In n gallon Jug, This being done
she asked for another quart TO be put
In the same vessel, why didn't you
ask for half n gallon In the first
place." asked the grocer. "Becnuse."
answered the small shopper. ITS for
'wo different persons"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-08-18

To clean very dirty brass. scrub with,
a nallbrush. dipped in powdered bath.
brick dust and paranin. Even the most
,arhished brass can be- cleaned In this
way Polish With the dry dust and .
soft duster.