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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11
Indiana RepubIican Feud.

"All that glitters is not gold" Nay,
verify. The average citizen believes
that Hon. Charles Warren Fairbanks
Is as happy as clam at high tide be-
cause he is vice president Of this pulls
SAINT republic, but he is not, by Jug
full; indeed, by several jugfuls- quite
the contrary. The fly in his pot Of ONT
ment Is Hon. Harry s.. New, also of
Indiana. Mr.. Postmaster General
/. George Bruce Cortelyou deems it right
and proper that. being in the cabinet,
he should resign the position of chair
man Of the Republican national COM
mittee now that President Roosevelt
has no further personal interest In the
matter. Most persons will be glad
that Mr. Cortelyou is going to resign,
Tor they do not believe in loading the
onerous and perhaps conflicting duties
Of two such positions on one man.
Even Mr.. Vice President Fairbanks
wouldn't object, most likely, to Cortel-
you's resignation. What Fairbanks
+ does object to most vigorously is that
Cortelyou insists on appointing the
aforesaid New to be chairman Of the
Republican national committee, for
there is as bitter feud betwixt
the houses Of Fairbanks and New as
there was erstwhile between the houses
OF Montague and Capulet, and mo-
where, not even in the Kentucky
mountains, are feuds waged with more
strenuosity than among Republican.
factions In Hoosterdom; hence the
row. Fairbanks is a candidate for the
Republican presidential nomination.
He is not a receptive candidate: he's
hotfoot after it. To have any show
he must have the Indiana delegation,
and he does not relish so much power
In the hands of lis enemy New as the
latter will have 4. national chairman.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11
Very Low ates

X. Is h ~
to St Paul and Minneapolis and re-
turn via Chicago Great Western Rail-
way.
Tickets on sale daily TO Sept. Both.
Final eturn limit Oct. 3lst. Also
equally lowrate to Minnesota, North
Dakota, Colorado, Utah, and Wy.
amipg points. For further informa,.
zion apply to any Great Western
Agent or j. F. Elmer. G. P. A., ST.
Paul, Mimi. sept3O,
The salve that heals without scar
rs DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. No
remedy effects such speedy relief. 1t
draws out inflammation, Soothes, cools
and heals all cuts, burns and bruises.
a sure cure for Piles and skin diseas-
"a. DeWitt'S is the only genuine
Witch Hazel Salve. Beware of coun-
terfeits, they are dangerous. Sold by
j. I'll. Luers Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11

fellow III Mississippi wanted the re-.
yolyer, like the devil" but he did not
get 1t. That plum went to Dawson, as
Teter claims, by reason Of the activity
Of Elkins and his gang. Dawson's ad-
ministration is very unpopular, and
Teter and his gang charge it up to FL
kins. The latter is scared; hence his
midsummer activity.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11
(To be cont nued,

There Is no way to maintain. ethe
health and strength of mind and body
except by nourishment. There is no
way to nourish except through the
stomach. The stomach must be kept
healthy, pure and sweet or the siren
9Th will down and disease will set up.
No appetite, loss OF strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad
breath, sour sisings, rifting, indiges-
tioD, dyspepsia and allstomach troub-
les that are durable are quickly cured
BY the use Of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
Sold by ]. 81. Luers Drug Co.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11

''vSf ~ znee1HISs FHIIIIps q GU
ROM the point Of view OF
the criminal expert, said
Mr.. Sherlock Holmes,
London has become a
singularly uninteresting
city since the death Of
the late lamentad PRO.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11
!. Champ
Clark S
Letter
II II II It Il Il

Especial Washington letter.
RENCH sayants and statesmen
who are Fostering their heads
to devise ways and means to
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11

s WIZ dAS pSSt0IluS lu6lTl u6uQS
to devise ways and means to
increase the birth rate In La
Belle France ought to commune
with a certain young man from
Texas whom I ran across on the train
last week while I was on a lecture
tour in Oklahoma. He was delighting
his auditors with graphic account Of
family dinner which he attended the
Sunday before in which twenty-five
persons participated, the twenty-five
being his father and mother, their
three sons and their wives, their three
daughters and their husbands and the
eight grandchildren Evidently that
pair and their descendants had no need
OF President Rooseyelt's lectures on
race suicide. The same statement is
true with reference to most of the peo-
pie OF Oklahoma and Texas. They
obey enthusiastically the command to
"be fruitful, multiply and replenish
the earth" By the bye, the finest mot
on that rather delicate subject was
made by the greatest Frenchman that
ever lived. Napoleon did not like Nine.
Stael and she did not like him, but she
was determined to force compliment
from him. So, depending on his gall
lantry for the desired answer, she
pompously asked him in the presence
OF his court, "Sire, who Is the greatest
woman In FranceY Napoleon, who
was as short on gallantry as he was
long on malice, replied, "The woman
who is the mother Of the most chill
dren.''
Every year, by our birth rate, we
gain victory over France" is a prov
erb variously attributed to Bismarck
and Won Moltke-a proverb which
! needs no diagram to explain it when
we remember that last year in France
the birth rate exceeded the death rate
by about 21,000, while in Germany the
excess Of births to deaths was about
100000.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11

oouenerh invo0Ston9s'
My lecture business took me through
Alabama recently. It may not be
known generally, but 1t ought to be.
that three-fourths Of that great state
is still forest primeval Of fine mer-
charitable timber. The song Of the
sawmill is heard on every hand, and
the wealth of Alabama grows apace.
While passing through Montgomery
read the following editorial, under the
above caption, In the Birmingham Age
Herald, which goes to show that other
Americans besides Yankees can invent
things:
Last year 1859 patents were issued IN
this country to native citizaua, and Of this
number 2,7n were issued to persons IN
the south. While the southern peroentase
is still low. yet it is increasing and u eya-
dence of the new trend in this section to.
ward industries. The inventive mind In
the south by no means despairs OF being
able to produce feasible and practicabie
cotton picker. device that would revo-
lutionize cotton growing. rendering 1t an
easy task to grow here the commercial
cotton of the world for all time to come,
Last year 145 patents were granted to
Alabamians as against 1874 in the previous
ySe'i. <aiapealuel sndCe OF Sno years pat
ents would have been about 600. but thu
negroes apply for few patents, and thua
our proportion Is cut down to about @OA
and we really secure but one-third Of
that proportion.
New York leads all the states In popu-
lation and patents. having secured last
year 1902. or nearly double the number
issued to all the southern states, including
Maryland and West Virginia. But Com
necticut exceeds all the other states for
one patent was issued to that state for
every 1907 people. At that rate Alabama
would have secured nearly 1900 patents
instead of 49,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11

Those northern humanitarians who
are forever weeping over the woes Of
the colored man and brother whose
habitat is south Of the Ohio and Pc.
tomac should fix their gaze upon New
York city, where the race issue is fla
grant. There is an injunction in the
Bible about removing the beam from
your own eye before operating on your
neighbours eye for a mote. This ap.
plies as well now as 1900 years ago,
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1905-08-11

As everybody is indulging In the lux.
ury of making prophecies as to who
will be the next presidential nominees,
the Birmingham Age-Herald varies the
programme by suggesting a platform
for one Of the candidates in this pun
gent paragraph: leslie M. Shaw Ia
the stand patters' choice for 1908
Motto-'High prices, and the consum-
ers be staryedpn ;.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15

screen. The door Of entrance IL quite
a little way up the street. and the In
side door opens into the car sheds, and
from there the egress Is quite little
WY down the street.. Next to the car
barn is a long brick block, and I'm this
block dwelis "a bareiooted, tangle-hair-
ed. freckled- faced boy who cherished
n real or imaginary grievance against
the clerical force. He appeared regu-
larly at a certain time each day, and,
standing by the window, INDUCED him
self in remarks that were scarcely
complimentary to the ink-slingers of
the car company. His remarks were
illustrated with gestures and facial
contortions that were not intended to
convey that he held any respect for
the business end of the street railway
company. He was very wary. how
ever, and several attempts to capture
him by sallies from either door did
not result successfully. The force
would draw back in the room and en-
deavor to plaster him with ink bot
ties when he fiattened his face against
the screen to look for them, but he
was too quick In changing position to
be caught. At last council of war
was held, and the head bookkeeper
called in one of the repair men of
known ingenuity to aid in the confer
ence. The repair man did very little
talking, but instead he connected the
iron window screen with the electric
current in such fashion that II could
not be observed from the outside, and
the official force drew back in the dark
corners of the room and waited events
with joyful anticipation.
Promptly on time the boy appeared
with his accustomed remarks, and was
met with no response. He lodged back
and forth in front of the window, but
no ink bottles were hurled, and he fat
tened his face against the screen-and
something happened. When he got UP
he was mad. 1t appeared to him some
one from behind must have hit him
over the head with shovel, and he
was beside himself with wrath, and
rushed to his house. The clerical. force
were having a good laugh at his ex-
pense and talking the matter over,
when a small boy appeared on the hori-
zon his hat gone. has face blazing with
rage, and a large 3S-caliber revolver
in his hand. There was a sudden fat
tening of bookkeepers against the wall
and under the desks. A voice was heard
to say, I'll teach you"-when the re-
,volver muZzle hit the screen, and what
sounded like a train wreck occurred
outside the window. In time the boy
got up and disappeared with the re-
volver, and the Office force now works
undisturbed. What the boys thoughts
on the matter are have not been as
certained, but he will walk three blocks
out Of his way any time rather than go
by that Office window, and the wires have
now been removed.-Springflel Repub-
lican.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
HOTEL DANCE.

1t was like old times last evening at
the Royal Hawaiian Hotel at the mill
tary hop given in honor of the officers
and ladies aboard the army transport
Buford. Although the Hawaiian Gov
eminent band was not present to tickle
the ears of the visitors, the Fourth
Cavalry band proved an able substi-
tute and received an ovation. The band
played in the pretty Moorish kiosk in
the hotel gardens, which were bril-
liantly illuminated in honor of the &C.
casion.
AS usual the electric display was a
beautiful one and the visitors were
entranced. 1t seemed like fairyland
to the officers and ladies and many
gave voice to the sentiment that 1t was
like being In Gods country"
Then the music of the Hawaiian
double quartet was a novelty to the
army people. The ear-haunting melo-
dies of Hawaii mel were played and
sung by the Ellis Glee Club in a man.
ner which left only the most pleasing
impression upon the dancers. Nearly
all the army people from the transport,
and many from Camp Mckinley were
present, and townsfolk We're much in
evidence The dancing floors were in
fine condition and the dancers were
loath to cease their merrymaking until
long after midnight.
A dinner was given by Manager and
Mrs. Church to number of army peo-
pie and others, including Mrs. Earl of
Los Angeles and Miss Skinner Of St.
Louis.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
A FISHSKIN LANTERN.
Made by japanese Dwellers in Ha-
wall from Big Hawaiian Puffer.

The puffer or swell fish has the power
to distend itself with air into the shape
of globe. a power which many visit
ors have seen demonstrated by buffers
in the tanks of the New York Aquar-
ium. Japanese living in the Hawaiian
Islands make of the skin of the big
puffer found in Hawaiian waters an
odd and grotesque lantern.
When the skin of the big puffer has
been first removed, while 1t is still soft,
1t is stuffed out to its full size, in globe
shape, and so left to dry The skin is
not much thicker than paper and trans
lucent, brown on the upper part and
gray below. The fins are preserved and
dried sticking out from the fish, the
tail being perked up at an angle.
A circular opening is made in the
back of this distended fshskin, through
which the light can be placed, and in
which is set horizontally a hoop or rim
by which the lantern can be suspended.
Such lantern made of big puffer's
skin may be foot in diameter cross
wise and fifteen inches in length, and
what with the head of the fish appear
ing at one end and the perked up tail at
the other, and the fins projecting at the
sides, this fishskin lantern makes q
very curious object.-N. Y. Sun.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
JAPAN'S EXPANSION POLICY.
CONTINUED from Page u

nese and the japanese are really from
the FlvJ race, there b. a vast difference
between the two peoples. 1t is almost
a hopeless task to try to change China.
No one nation could ever do il alone.
The Chinese are too numerous too big,
too set. too wrapped up in their Gus
toms to even feel dent made by a
undermining wedge. Japan and two or
three other nations could go in there
and make some appreciable effort, but
one country-never!
FAIR SHOW FOR ALL.
I'VE win give all nations a fair
show, but. of course, not TO the detri-
ment OF Japan. Ours Is liberal gov
eminent in all respects"
Under Japanese control. Will Korea
be opened to the trade of other coun-
tries than Japan"
evil Japan maintain large army
in Korean
1T will not be necessary. The Ko-
reans are not warlike or excitable
people and II will not be at all neces-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
MORO FUNDS FOR
PROMOTION WORK

At the regular meeting of the Cham
Der OF Commerce held yesterday the
Seaman's Institute was given $500 out
of the shippers tax fund.
The collection of s55S and pledges of
$50 was reported by the Militia Fund
Committee.
The sum OF $4,000 was turned over to
the Promotion Committee.
George Davies applied for member
ship orally. He was requested to file
the same in writing, according to the
rules.
The cable acceptance of II. P. Wood
OF San Diego, as the new Secretary of
the Promotion Committee. was read.
The entertainment of the eight young
ladies who are to be sent here by the
Portland (Ore.) Journal, was discussed.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
SEEK IT.
Many Honolulu People Join in the
Search.

Nights Of tossing-days Of misery;
Nearly crazy from the constant Itch
ing;
Such is the lot of every sufferer
With Eczema, Piles or any itchiness
of the skin.
Thousands seek and fail to find re-
lief.
Many a Honolulu citizen can tell you
Doan's Ointment will cure all Itch
ing skin diseases.
William Gilliver, of the well-known
firm Of Gilliver & Curtis, railway and
general contractors, and whose private
address is "Avoca," Bankstown, a SUBJ
urb of Sydney, N. s. w., has written
the following unsolicited letter, which
we herewith publish in full:
Messrs. Foster Mcclellan Co., 76 Pitt
st. Sydney. N. S. W.. February IA.
1899. u "a
Dear Sirs:-In Justice to you and suf-
fering humanity i write to say that
suffered from itching piles for %
years. I tried many doctors and pretty
well all kinds of patent medicines. but
got relief for a short time only. See
ing Doan's Ointment advertised, 1
bought a pot and did not use more
than one-half of it, not six months ago.
and I am perfectly cured. You may
use this as you wish.
Yours gratefully,
WILLIAM GILLIVER.
: Doan's ointment is sold by all deal
ers at so cents per box or will be mail
ed on receipt of price by the HOLSTER
Drug Co, Honolulu. agents for the
Hawaiian Islands
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
MONKEY CREATES
REIGN OF TERROR

SIOUX CITY Ua.), September A.
Cipriano Castro, a diminutive monkey,
terrorized the occupants of the North
western station here today, driving out
the clerks and waiting passengers with
fusilade of rotten fruit, bottles and
express packages. The monkey was
finally beaten into submission by Pa
trolman Overmire, after biting a SOU
venir out of the leg and hand of the
officer.
Cipriano was left early this morn
ing by a swarthy South American,
who assured the girl in the check
room that the animal was harmless
He appeared drowsy, but as the day
grew warmer he awoke. His first act
was to sneak up on the shelf and pour
bottle of ink on the check girl. Then
he drank a bottle of cough syrup and
hurled the bottle at the operator.
Waiting people tried to catch him,
but he leaped to n box of spoiled fruit
and began bombarding everybody I'M
til they fled. He next discovered a box
of tobacco, which he sprinkled all over
the floor, and sat down to play with a
deck of cards. The station was de-
serted by this time and Patrolman
Overmire, hearing the screams of the
women, rushed in and was bitten on
the leg. He swung his club, but miss
ed, and the monkey sprang at him, bit
ing his hand badly. The next time the
officer landed on the monkeys head
and knocked him out. He was put
back into his cage and spent the re-
mainder of the day whimpering and
chattering to himself.-Chronicle.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15

Agents of steamship companies assert
that never before In the history of
trans Atlantic travel have such
throngs been clamoring for passage
to this country as are now besieging
the foreign offices of the various COM
panies. This is well borne out by the
number of voyagers who have arrived
from Europe within the last few days.
each ship coming in crowded to its
capacity
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
WIRE SCREEN ALIVE.
How an Obnoxious Boy Was Suppress
ed In Springfield, Mass.

The Holyoke street car barn was the
scene of electrical experiments the 9TH
er day, when electricity aided the Office
force to exact retribution from the
ubiquitous small boy. The boolIkeep-
ers have for their abiding place room
next TO the street, the windows of
which are covered with woven wire
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
cLAuD1NE HERE NEXT MONTH

President Kennedy of the Inter-Is-
land Steamship Company states that
the repairs and alterations to the
steamer Claudine will be finished at
San Francisco by October and that
the vessel will start for Honolulu
shortly afterward
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
lunbHIn-DIenea FlIe lRsnIuRse 90

The undersigned having been aps
pointed agents of the above company
are prepared to insure risks against
Ore on Stone and Brick Buildings an1
ON Merchandise stored therein on the
most favorable terms. For particulars
apply at the office of
F. A scHAEFER q CO.. Agta.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15

sary to handle them with the mailed
fist The dominating note In Japan's
colonial policy there will be a blend
ing of Kindness with firmness, course
midway between that adopted by Eng
land and Russia.
II am greatly surprised that more
attention has not been paid by the civ
ilized nations to this great subject OF
colonization. In Germany only did
find that II had been made the subject
OF any serious study. There they have
n chair in the university devoted es-
pecially to 1t, thanks to Bismarck's
foresight and wonderful provision as
to what future statecraft would re-
quire. 1t was through his efforts that
the chair was founded.
ITO be sure, the German interest In
the matter is somewhat misplaced, as
they are doing no colonizlng TO speak
of, and consequently their knowledge
of the subject is almost entirely
academic.
NO SERIOUS STUDY.
I'm Russia, France, England, Spain
and Portugal no very serious thought
is given the matter. Except in Ger
many, / found more interest in the
subject, among the Officials in st.
Petersburg than anywhere else, but
their idea of amalgamation 1 cannot
approve of.
Here in the United States, where
Western civilization and progress are
at their height, it is doubly surprising
to me that no attention is given to
the study Of this vastly important
subject of colonization. There is no
professorship devoted to the subject in
all the many branches of knowledge
taught in Columbia or Harvard or any
where else. This is an oversight which
for the welfare of the United States
1 hope will be soon rectifed, for again
would impress 1t on my American
friends. that 1t is the great question
of the day"
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
cHAMBERLAINs PAIN BALM.

This liniment should occupy promi-
nent place in every home. 1t has no
equal for its prompt cures of cuts.
burns. bruises and sprains, For sale
by all dealers and druggists. Benson.
Smith & Co, Ltd, Agents for Hawaii.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
REAL ESTATE TRANSACTIONS.
Entered for Record September 10. 1905.
From a. M to 4 D. m.

James ogilvy by atty to Robert w
Sningle .....-.....-.. II
Thee II Davies e. Co Ltd TO Y C
All Sam ..................... ID
Thow Yuen Lin by atty to John
NeVln b >
Aki Koolua ct al to John Nevin.. L
John Nevin to y Neal Co Ltd. l.
William A Bowen by Regr. ....... n
Kapiolani Est Ltd to Fang Chang. L
Hugh McCorriston to Emma Not
ley ....................... r
Robert Law to John Pulaa.. r
] Alfred Magoon to John Pulaa.... r
Kahanu Pinao (w) to Edwin X
Stone ..................... p
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
North German Marine Insur'ce Co,
OF BERLIN.
Fortuna General Insurance Co.
OF BERLIN.

The above Insurance Companies have
established general agency here, and
the undersigned. general agents, are
authorized to take risks against the
dangers OF the sea at the most reason
able rates and on the most favorabls
terms.
r. A. sCHAEFER & CO..
General Agents.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15

The new water barge Of the naval
station has no steam propelling power
OF her own, and will require tugs to
move her about the harbor.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1905-09-15
General Insurance Co. tor Sea
River and Land Transport

Having established an agency at Ho-
uolulu and the Hawaiian Islands, thu
undersigned general agents are author
zed to take risks against the dangers
Of the sea at the most reasonable rates
and on the most favorable terms.
F. A. SCHAEFER & &C.,
Agents for. the Hawaiian Islands.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-02
Il was not a revolution in Rus

II was not a revolution in Rus
sia as the headlines boldly pro
claimed. 1t was the expression
Of deep discomfort upon the part
Of the laboring masses who have
had opportunity to realize their
actual condition. Revolution was
impossible because only a small
part of the oppressed classes knew
anything about these conditions
The greater Ipart Of Russia is still
stepped in deepest ignorance and
the policy OF the government IS to
keep it so. Russia will be riIe
for revolution when the light has
broken on the masses outside OF
the large cities. The present
disturbance may be taken as z
mere premonition Of the overthrow
Of autocracy that will follow II
the years to come.