The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-08
With the Long Bo.u
Public School Outrage Blue Earth Boy Resented by
Farmer and Many Others-Lack Of Humanity on the
Part Of Educators Of Forcing Sensitive Boys
& Into Public Position
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FARMER BEN, in his Austin Transcript, says that his
III heart just goes sympathy for that l5-yearod
boy out in Blue Earth who away from home the other
day because spean piece school had such terrors for
him that he just couldn't stand it. He arrested and
taken back and will probably have to face the music
ain sayn that the boy did the right and best thing But
tell you just pity him and just know how he felt
& Fully as mean fraud on the public the study OF
psychology idea Of having boys, matter whether
thew have taste desire for it not speaking pieces
in public is not only outrage on the BOY put
listeners present and future Too many men are always
ready nct badly predgested remarks that no one wsne
hear on any set people that shows the least
IL listen The result is that the millennium IS pushed on
about million years instead Of being brought to our very
doors, as have right to expect it to be-.
The boy that will away from home under these cir
rnmstances makes hit with every time 1t IS just as
reasonable to expect him take brushes and paints
ON the stage and paint picture for the public
m@ -..-..--.. .
Wall street advices say that j. P. Morgan deceived
i'm buyng the Cincinnati Hamilton Dayton road Whether
Che rails ara rusty or not whether there freight car
with flat Wheel the ticker does not state But when d. r.
rot the road home and unwrapped it, in your MINDS ear
you may hear his disguised squeal:
ssThem horsethieves sold bum road! That's
ss like me! Getting soaked every time! Some day they
get my watch I'm easy, ding petit I'll have to work
This dadfetched road off the public thru the street, Scoun
Hres!"
"a Lean One'' has written letter complaining OF Fatty
The Lean One wants know what the mystery is that en-
abes copuen easygong party to get such reputation
for generosity good fellowship and other desirable qualities
when in reality the fat is innatey selfish and has no
regard for others until his capacous paunch IS filled
with the good things Of life.
Who is it, asks the thin, that sits on at
least two of his feowpassengers in streetcar and then
spreads himself? The fat
tWho is selects the choicest portion at the table
and forgets the nces Of life in the process Of gormandlz
ing? The fat man,
No fat man. insists this Lean One, ever reformer
s is too we'll satisfied And for the stout lady, let some
one interfere with her comfort ask sacrifice OF her
and YOU will see the storm gather that massive brow
While meditatng this badtempered attack on the Large
One Chicago papers brought in the that Skinny
Madden had been elected president Of the Associated
Trades Little show has Fatty in Chicago The is
pretty quick there Fatty shines at keeping hens
ganul occupation where sit comfortably key and
throw co sitting around in the courthouse taxing
somebody beeng about the weather and the price Of COAL
4 Fatty good in riot either He rushes around and
steps his best friends and when he is really needed he
found sitting somewhere behind something badly blown and
fearful Of apoplexy You cannot think Of French revolu
ton successfully pulled off by fat At the time Of
special they would engaged in banquet somewhere
things be said in favor Of Fatty but
this article written for that purpose don't
get them here. A. j. H.