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Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

Prof Starr of the University of
Chicago announces that substance
that he terms hamirumaha is a per-
feet substitute for tobacco. And echo
aEsw ers: "Ha! Hal"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15
The Man Who Counts.

81 will have a great deal to say
when l get started said the young
congressman.
my friend" answered the veteran,
cit isn't the man who has things to
say that counts. It's the man who
gets a chance to say them"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15
Day or Night?

PROFESSIONALLY it would be an ex'
cellent thing did we confine our pleas.
ures to the day and the early hours of
the evening, retiring early, arising
early, and doing our work with the
strength and willingness such life
would give. We might eat less and
pay more attention to food values
without decreasing the pleasure OF
consuming our meals. The food is
only q feature Of it, the linen, china,
and other accessories, and the room
itself having a great deal to do with
the meal, in the minds of refined PEG
pie. The time will come when fashion
will upset the accepted routine of the
day and put back dinner to the hour
OF our grandmothers' day. Fads have
way of intruding, and idle. restless
people welcome changes. If health
becomes the fad of all, sacrifices OF
every kind will be made in its name
and just now it occupies a good part
of our thoughts. We are eating more
cereals than meat and cultivating veg.
etables the year round, with no regard
to season. Some day big trust will
perhaps step in and put them out OF
our reach; but there will be Yankee
ingenuity to reckon with, and substi
tutes will be found, never fear.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

Bloch, the military expert, was
wrong in thinking that war is impos-
sible," but recent events have made
it plain to most persons that it ought
to be impossible.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

Supt. Maxwell recommends course
of planting seeds and growing plants
for moral instruction. That leaves out
all knowledge of grating.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

The modern woman who expects to
have a statue in the hall of fame
ought to wear Grecian robes. Gowns"
do not show up well in stone.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15
STRANGE, II True.

Pat-Do yez ever git dispondint,
Moike?
Mike-Only whin Dim feeling
blue" OF always feel good as long
as Dim feel 3g foine, be gobs!-Puck.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

If We saw ourselves as others see
us, we would at least have the privil.
eye of insisting that we were labor
ing under an optical illusion.-Puck.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

1t would seem that one of Uncle
Sans banana ships" would be dan
gerous to any enemy that might slip
up on it.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

The tobacco trust has the honor
to report that its net profits last year
were over $22,OOO,OO0. Smoke up with
the tobacco trust.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

1t might be mentioned that it is
the salt water lobster and not the
land variety that has gone on strike.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

The ball tosser who is thought to
be a wonder" is prominent in the pa
pers all over the country now. AS a
rule, he won't be nearly so conspicu-
Gus two months later on.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

The conscience stricken person who
returned $4,000 to the government
will be surprised to see how few will
follow his example.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

The kind newspaper lady who tells
her readers how a woman can look
quite smart on $500" doesn't do much
to help the woman who has only $40
for a limit.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

The people of the United States
consume rs pounds of sugar per head
year. No wonder the dentists have
good pickings.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

Say, wouldn't it be fun to see Oya-
ma, Nogi, Oku, Nodzu and Kuroki sit
ting in together at little game of
poker?
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

The fact that $40 bill will accumu-
late $4,000 microbes in a month does
not seem to jar Russell Sage little
bit.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

Adam should have been a very hap
py man. He never had to pay a
dress makers bill or discharge the
cook.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15
Chilly.

Will-Was that a Boston girl you
were talking to a minute ago?
Bill-Yes; didn't you hear me
sneeze?
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

King Peter of Servia wants some
rapid-fire guns. Evidently fixing to
get fred
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

One brewery owns 1873 saloons in
Kansas City. Nearly two dozen "oc-
topuses" rolled into one.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

blouses that cost more than one
hundred dollars are called chooses"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

man condemns mans clothing vigor-
ously-but has she ever tried it?
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1905-04-15

Oyama's wife was educated at Vas
sar. Is any other explanation neces-
sary?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
Knights Of Columbus Close Con-
tract for Excursion from Chi
cago Leaving June l.
FOUR DAYS SCHEDULE Time.
First Through Special Train from the
East Has Been Booked by the
Salt Lake Route,

The passenger department Of the
Salt Lake Route has closed contract
for the first through excursion from
the east to Los Angeles In the form
of special train carrying II. l.. Hearn,
supreme knight OF the Knights OF CO.
lumbus and a number OF other promi-
nent members Of that fraternal organ
iSatIon which holds It's national council
in the City Of the Angels June to 10.
The handsome special Will leave Chi
cago June ], and arrive In this city
June 3, coming via Chicago 4 North
western, Union Pacific, and oregon
Short Line. IL is due TO arrive In Los
Angeles via the Salt Lake Route at
s p m. on June 4.
The first excursion over the new road,
however VIII be that Of the local lodges
OF the Woodmen which viii leave this
city at z p m, on the evening Of April
Is. Mr.. Moore has made arrange
ments for II standard sleepers for the
train The fare will be $50 for the round
trip, good for 30 days
Just az soon AS It Is definitely decid-
ca as TO the date Of opening the San
Pedro passenger men will get out after
business In earnest but until then they
arc not seeking through business to
any marked degree as they realize that
should they get swamped before the
line Is IN lirst-class running order that
patrons might complain which would
not tend TO advertise the road.
II Is interesting to note that the
Knights OF Columbus would have Sc
lected either the Sunset route or the
Santa Fe but for the San Pedro. This
Is but a forerunner OF the special trains
that will be diverted so that tourists
VIII pass through Salt Lake via the
Northern Route and incidentally leave
some OF their dollars behind them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
ROSE SALE AT VoGELERs
TUESDAY.
GENERAL CONFERENCE RELIEF
SOCIETY.


The general conference OF the Relief
Society win be held In the Salt Lake
Assembly hall In this city. on wednes-
day, April 8, 1905, meetings commence
Ing at 10 a. m. and 2 p. m. as usual
II is hoped there viii be a representa-
ton from every stake organization, and
a large attendance OF the members.
The First Presidency OF the Church,
Apostles Patriarchs, Seventies, Bishops
and other brethren, as also all the sis
ters Of the various Church organiza-
tons are cordially invited to attend the
conference.
on Saturday afternoon April s, at 2
p, m. an officers meeting VIII be held
In the Salt Lake Assembly hall All or.
ticers In the several stakes of Zion and
missions are urged TO he present at
this meeting, as business OF great i'm
portance pertaining to the Relief So
clety will be presented
BATHsHEBA w. SMITH.
General President.
ANNIE TAYLOR HYDE,
IDA SMOoT DUSENBERRY.
Counselors.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
SCHEME TO DIVIDE UP.
BIll Designed TO Permit the Rearrange.
ment OF Colorado Lines

Denver Republican: Word was re-
celved from New York In Denver yes
terday from source that Is most trust
worthy and which is deeply Interested
In the merging process, that the plan
to divide the Colorado Il Southern lines
and to distribute the traffic among the
several roads had been completed aud
only awaited the passage OF the Colo
RADIO bill. The Rockefeller and Gould
interests have united with the Hawley,
Huntington and Hartman interests In
the west and have planned to rearrange
the whole map. Roads like the South
Park and the Gunnison branches of the
Colorado q Southern and the greater
part OF the Colorado Midland win be
so arranged that the semblanoe Of COM
petition will be done away with and the
losses In running certain lines or
branches obiterated as far as possible.
In doing so whole communities viii
suffer, Lines that do not pay enough
viii be abandoned.
II Is also planned to take over not
only the Cripple Creek Short Line but
the railroads now owned and operated
by the Colorado Fuel q Iron company.
The traffic from the mining camps
will be handled by the roads that are
most accessible and have the easiest
haul Trains viii be run when there is
paying business, The Rock Island viii
be accommodated by getting the south
ern line, But the rest OF the lines will
be parceled out to the Denver & Rio
Grande and the Union Pacific
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
SPIKE AND RAIL

The Savage English grand opera
company came IN this morning from
the west travelling special over the
Short Line.
Traffic Manager T. M. Schumacher
and General Passenger Agent y. u,
Burley of the Oregon Short Line re-
turned from Idaho this morning,
Careyhurst, Wyo., Is destined TO be-
come division point ON the Chicago &
Northwestern as soon as the extension
west from Casper has been built.
A party Of tourists travelling under
the auspices Of Simmons and Masters
arrived In salt Lake this morning and
90 east over the Rio Grande tonight.
The storm which seems TO be general
all over the state has put temporary
end to railroad construction as well as
somewhat disorganizlng the Operations
OF trains
g. A. Miller OF Los Angeles resident
engineer and nephew Of President w,
A. Clark OF the Salt Lake Route, IL In
Salt Lake a guest for few days of
District Freight and Passenger Agent
Moore.
The Rio Grande viii run two excur-
sons this evening, one from Ogden to
enable Weber and Davis county people
to come I'm and hear grand opera and
the other from Salt Lake to Bingham
and return.
j. H. Maddy, special representative
for the Erie and formerly advertising
agent for the b. & o, and then with
the interstate commerce commission,
Is expected to arrive in Salt Lake in his
private car
The Phoenix & Eastern railroad
bridge over Salt river at Tempe Arz,
succumbed to high waters last week,
the excessive flood waters having un-
dermined deeply laid masonry pier In
midstream. The bridge dropped into
the river 10 minutes after the passenger
train rolled over 1t.
From Oroville, Cal, comes the infor-
nation that Engineer A. w. Keddle OF
the Western Pacific announces that the
road had secured rights of way In the
Sierra, Mohawk and American valleys
and In Spring Garden, Spanish Greek
and East Branch canyons and down the
Feather river to Oroyille.
Joe Lawler, who claims 10 have been
one OF Queen Victorla's landscape gar
deners, has been commissioned by the
Short Line TO do few fancy stunts on
parking Boise depot. The scheme to be
followed Is along the lines OF the fea-
ture at Pennington and the word
Boise" is TO be picked out In dazzling
flowers.
Col, d, c. Dodge, the retired railroad
promoter and operator Of Denver. Colo.
came In yesterday from Los Angeles
over the Salt Lake Route on special
train. He was accompanied by George
Vallery general manager Of the Colora-
do Midland, Before leaving for hons
on Rio Grande No. 2 this afternoon he
stated that his trip had no significance.
Bingham Bulletin: The little piece OF
railroad between Bingham Junction ami
Bingham canyon, IA miles in length, Is
said TO earn more money than any other
equal trackage In the world. From UNI
Official sources comes the report that
the gross earnings last year were mil
lion and a half dollars, In other words.
the road paid for itself several times
over, and this year the showing win be
still greater.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
FIRST EXCURSION.


Chnshte SENDS 800 Dancers 10 Las
Vegas lee House.
Special Correspondence.
Caliente, New, March 25.-The first
excursion from Callente wen. west Fri
day to Las Vegas carrying about 300
pleasure seekers 10 the bright little
camp. They were given a ball In the
new Ice house erected by the railroad
company ut that point and returned
the following day well pleased with the
town and their treatment.
T, g. Nloklin has started news
paper IN Las Vegas known as the Las
Vegas Age.
The new depot ullilng at Caliente is
nearing completion and side tracks are
being put IN throughout the townsite
right OF way. Their new brick round
house Is nearly completed and when
finished Will be one OF the largest
toundhouses on the line.
Ex-senator James A, Denton has
completed a two story stone hotel
building and large frame barn on his
premises here and his son has erected
a story and half stone residence on
Denton Heights
John Foster has Just completed a
frame store on Clover street and Chas
Culverwell Jr, Is erecting stone
meat market on the same street. j. j,
Simpson is building a residence on the
western addition TO Caliente and ~
Alexander has erected a residence and
planted 30 shade trees on land adjoin-
ing the townalte on the south.
Mr. G. j. Marsh Of the Marsh Freight
line from Caliente 10 Kawlch went 20
Salt Lake yesterday to meet with local
merchants there regarding shipments
on the new gold district.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
ROSE SALE AT VoGELER'S
TUESDAY.
BUSINESS NOTES.

Todays local bank clearings amount
ed to s5i7 o6624 as against slO2, size for
the same day last year.
A copy of the articles OF lncorpora-
ton Of the Echo Ditch company OF
Echo Summit county, was filed In the
secretary Of states Office today. Its
capital stock Is $4,000 divided into
shares OF the par value of SO each. IL.
@. Richards Is president: Agnes j..
Brim, secretary and treasurer.
The Ordervllle Cooperative Mercan.
tile & Manufacturing comp'n ny OF Or
derville, Kane county, fled a copy OF
It's articles OF incorporation In the sec
rotary OF states office today. II Is cap
itallzed at $4,000 divided into shares OF
the par value OF 81 each. Thomas
Chamberlain Is president II. w. Esp
lin, vice president G. w. Carroll, Sec
rotary and treasurer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
NOTICE OF SPECIAL STOCK.
HOLDERS MEETING,

There will be meeting Of tho s,o,,
holders OF the Salt Lake Livery 4 TTSSs'
Ter company, Utah corporation. M m.
pace OF business OF said corporation y,
no, 70 South West Temple Street al,
Lake city and County. tnh, on Thur
day, the 9th day Of April isM I ~ + 4
o'clock p, m, 10 consider the adylsabln,y
OF amending the articles Of incorpcratIS9
or said company by Increasing the csni
tal stock Of said corporation ron TweSlg.
nXye Tho9sand Dollars S& 5000 to Fifty
Thousand Dollars 5000 0Ol, Ana iis
number Of shares from go 10 bob sbaT. '
The proposed amendment is as Follows,
Art VI. That the amount Of b.
capital stock Of this corporation 4 M.
00Q.Qo divided into j0O shares Of N6 %
each" "''"
BY order Of the Board Of Directors
y. w. MADsEN.
- President
II. w, MADsEN, Secretary & Tiessur'r
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
AMERICAN ART.
Some Notable Achievements Cele.
brated In New York.

New York, March pa private dim
ner was given IN this city on Saturday
evening TO celebrate notable achieve
ment for the development Of American
art II was given by the trustees of
the American academy IN Rome to the
inuOrporators In oongratulation over
three recent important events I'm the
academys history first. the passage
OF bill by Congress Incorporating the
academy; second, the purchase OF a
villa In Rome az the academys per-
manent home; ana third the assurance
OF an endowment fund OF $1,000 600 for
its future maintenance.
Charles +. McKim, president OF the
academy, presided. Among the 70 per-
Sons present were former Secy OF War
Elihu Root, Senators Newlauds of Ne
yada, Clark Of Montana, Mai II. L..
Higglnson OF Boston, President Wood
row Wilson Of Princeton university,
Prot Woodward OF the Carnegie Insti.
tute, eX-Mayor Seth Low, Wayne Mae
Veagh Edmund Clarence Stedman.
Cass G.. Gilbert, Thomas Hastings
Augustus ST. Gaudens, II. d. Mlllet, III.
Seddens Mowbray.
Mr.. Mckim announced that I'm ad-
dition TO the -four persons who had
each contributed 100000 TO the endow-
ment fund, ]. Pierpont Morgan, Henry
Walters, William X. Vanderbilt and II.
i. Higginson. IN behalf Of Harvard
university, he had received a NTH con-
trlbutlon OF the same amount from
James Stillman Of New York ana had
satisfactory assurances that sixth
contribution OF Ike amount would be
made IN the name of Columbia univer.
slty, Thus 100000 OF the endowment
fund had b9en secured, entirely In the
east The west is looked TO for the
remaining 100000.
The American Academy Of Fine Arts
In Rome, which was founded in 1894,
occupies at the present time the Villa
Del Aurora on the Pincan Hill but has
recently acquired and will shortly oc-
cupy for its permanent home the villa
MIrafiori, one Of the notable properties
OF Rome.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
WEATHER REPORT

Record at the local office Of the
weather bureau for the "a hours ending
at q. m. today;
Barometer reading at a. M, 1888
inches. Temperature at a. M, 80 de-
grees; maximum, 5S minimum 20;
mean, A, which is degrees below nor
NAL
Total deficiency OF the daily mean
temperature since the first Of the month
40 degrees,
Excess Of daily mean temperature
since jan /, 2i2 degrees,
Precipitation for the "a hours ending
Precipitation since the first OF the
month"; LIS inch, which IL 0S inch be-
low the normal.
Deficiency in precipitation since Jan.
/, ,93 inch,
FORECAST TILL p. NJ. TUESDAY.
Local forecasts for Salt Lac City
and vicinity;
Snow this afternoon and tonight; fair
Tuesday.
Utah forecast taken at Denver.
Colo):
Fair tonight and Tuesday. except
clearing north portion tonight; warmer
Tuesday.
Western Wyoming;
Snow and colder tonight, Tuesday
fair, with rising temperatures north
portion.
WEATHER CONDITIONS.
The barometer Is highest over the
Pacific, east gulf and southern Allan
tic states, and lowest over the Rocky
mountain slope, Missouri valley and
extreme northwest.
Precipitation occurred over portions
Of the Pacific and Atlantic states, pla-
teau region, Rocky mountain slope.
Ohio valley and lower lake region
Thundcrstorms were reported over por-
tons of Utah and New Mexico. II was
showing this morning at Lander, Wyo.
and raining at Mortified, Vt.
The temperature was generally mod
crate over the entire country.
II. j. HYATT,
Local Forecaster.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
ADJUSTMENTS.

Harry Corson Clarke's farewell week
at the Grand opens tonight, when "Mr.
Foster Of Chicago" Will be the bill. The
usual reception will be given after the
Wednesday and Saturday matlnees. At
tomorrow's performance 10 the
old folks no tickets viii be sold.
The Utahna theater closed an enor-
nous week Saturday night with a pro-
duction Of THE silver King" one at
tending this theater night after night,
and comparing the attendance with
that Of other houses wonders where
all the people come from. THE Silver
King made a hit during all the week,
and especial favor was bestowed upon
the work OF Mr. Melford In the part
OF Denver, and Mr.. Cosgroye In the
role OF the old servant.
Tonight week Of vaudeville opens
and standing room only, again promises
To be the rule.
Mr. George Il. Whitcomb, wife and
daughter OF West swansea, n. H., were
guests at the Knutsford yesterday
with an eastern excursion party Mr.
Whltcomb is a cousin OF Otis Whit
comb, who inspired the character OF
Joshua Whitcomb" IN Denman
Thompson's play THE Old Homestead"
and West Swansea Is the rural town
around which the story OF the famous
play was woven. Mr. Whltcomb says
That during a vacation Mr. Thompson
stopped at West Swansea and there he
met Otis Whitcomb and Joshua Hol-
brook who were bosom companions.
The quaint humor OF the two old Eel.
lows impressed Mr. Thompson so much
that he spent n number OF vacations In
their company and as a result story
OF their life came ont in the shape Of
the great play, the chief character OF
which is Joshua Whitcomb" a COM
posite Of Otis Whitcomb and Joshua
Holbrook.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
ROSE SALE AT VooELERs
TUE Y.
TEMPLE NOTICES.

The Salt Lake Temple win close on
Wednesday evening, April 5, and re-
open on Tuesday morning, April II.
The st, George Temple will close on
the evening OF Friday, March 81, 1905,
and reopen on Tuesday, April II, 1905,
OF a. m,
DAVID II. CANNON,
President.
The Mantl Temple will close the even
ing OF March 81, and reopen the morn
ing OF April 70, 1905.
JOHN ID. T, McALLISTER.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
AFTERNOON ON EXCHANGE.

Uncle Sam and May Day furnished
the features Of the afternoon trading
on change, both stocks showing more
strength. The sales were.
May Day-l 900 al %.
Lower Mammoth at 10.
Con. Mercur-500 al 80.
Silver Shleld-l00 NJ 39h.
Uncle sam-7OO at i5h; 500 at "A.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27

are undoubtedly Tie most handsoms
cars Of their class that have been
brought 10 this city, being each 70 feet
long, fully vestibuled and fitted with
all the modern appliances. Tho cars re-.
Line They are fitted with light ma
hogany. green carpets and mats, green
and gold ceiling, green curtains, brass
trimmings and light fixtures, stained
glass Empire deck skylights and dou-
bic window sashes. The cars win dine
30 people at a sitting and are fitted for
electric light and Pintsch gas
From this time on the passenger and
freight equipment viii continue to ar.
rive from the shops until all the rolling
stock ordered win have been delivered,
the last consignment arriving about tho
middle OF April
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-27
Pope Receives Americans.

Rome, March 26.-Pope Plus X today
received 10 American parish priests and
IS laymen, including w. Nolls of Indian
Territory.
The last named presented his holiness
with a walking stick carved by In
dams. The Rev Mr. Gaffney OF Rut-
land, VT. delivered an address IN Latin
to which the pope replied In the same
language to the priests and In Italian to
the laymen. The address and reply
were translated to the laymen by Mgr.
w. c. Murphy, vice rector of the
American college at Rome.