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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
THE DAILY JINGLE
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WE ALL KNOW HIM.

There Is man when skies ar bright
Who always talks of coming rain:
He has no themes when hearts ara
HIGHT
Apart from these concerning pain.
Without him there exists no clan.
He may be found in every cline
/ mean the soured and doleful man
Who never has a pleasant time.
When lavish plenty wrathes The earth
lis then he sadly shakes his head (;
No place with him have joy and m rth
He sees the famine Just ahead.
This life Is but a mOunful span.
Beset by woe and endless crime.
Unto the soured and dolaful man
Wh0'neyer has a pleasant time.
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ilewood 8. Wagner, walter Warder
i Herman Weber, ga Werner, Samue
Whilc NJ G ght W Il Wood
There will be a negling or the en-
/ ire committee, in the reading room
( ~ tha Halliday hotel This morning at
o'clock
Recepion COMMITTEES badges may
be had ~ 'Ir Glberts office. rooms
. and 20 CITY National Bank Build
ing al amy time
Congressman Lorrimer Can't
Stay FOR Meeting
Congressman William 3 Lorrimer
and son William b. LorHmer. Jrs and
ccng easmen Fancy and Smith ar
rived Al 1880 O'Clock last night on the
formers gasoline yacht They were
met hy Mayor Gsarge Pase ns aud 9th.
ems ana y c1rte1 to Tie Halliday where
thsy remaiued last night
Congressman Lorfiner expressed
BIS regret at Being unable 10 stay for
aa~eonNen.ion hu expjained that he
was tauaing on scheduled time and
would have % leave early this morn.
5BG ior roe lower river AS has at
ready Jeen printed Mr. Lorzimer and
hip party ara on their way down tho
Mississippi stopping a towns and cit
ia. ue importance and organizing asso.
Citations ia the interest OF the deep
waterways plan He expressed his
hearty cocp ration with the work Of
tho Chic Valley Inprov ment Asso.
citation and said that he was very
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ramIln 80 Yearn on -.

Benjamin Shade Of Thorpe farm. As
tor Upthorpe, Berkshire. England,
whose win was proved lately. was a
member OF a family which has occu-
pied that farm ia unbroken succession
since 1853.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

How do YOU account for your de
feat?' they asked the candidate who
had run on an independent platform.
III was this way was the prompt
reply sAll the crooks in town voted
q straight ticket"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
A Heavy Blow.

You seem disccnsolate.' said the
friend Don't worry. 1t viii soon
blow over"
Well responded the prominent
life insurance Official u expect it 10
blow over Bat must admit that
! did not anticipate a hurricane.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

There seem to be some Of the in.
consistency OF Office IN ordering a
naval cadet court martialled for uniu-
ientionally killing another in a box
ne bout and a. the same time per
hitting Fighting Bob" Evans to offer
The decks of the Maine for use as a
prize ring.
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Suited For It.

What are you going 10 make OF
yoEi boy? Has he any pronounced
trait Of character?
None that ] can discover. except
that he's abnormally creduous.'
"Credulous, IS he? All, he was cut
out for a bank examiner"
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Plainly SPURIOUS.

Now this French farce I've adapted
is bound to make a go
"All right. said The manager, "FT
take it, Who'll get to play the jeal-
Gus wife,"
But there is no jealous wife"
Then what dye mean by telling
nj that you've got a French farce -
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

You are an angel" the young man
declared.
Nonsense" retorted the deyout
high-chuFch Gamsei. DO you not
know that the foremost religious dig
nitaries have decided that there are
nc angels OF The female SEX
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
Limited Homicide

Our siudens are preferable TO the
Rus ian variety, don't you think?"
"Sure A Russian student will throw
a bomb at anybody Our students sim
ply k'lj off one another with their fra
ternity limitations ana the IKE"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

why don't You go in for football.
Algy?'
"Oh, deah me, | tried il once. but
You simply cawn't keep q crease in
The beastly padded trousers don't We
know"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

The Bulletin is son sale at the fol
lowing places.
coier1an's i2i4 Eighth street.
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Union News Co., unisn depot.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
Reality era seeriro.

There is an % C1ck pro.crh
which says: We arc what we seem. "
Note that, Not I'VE are what we
are" which would really De finer
sentiment and far more popular with
disagreeable persons.
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WANTED Them Win Hnlls On

Dorothy was accustomed to having
her esss broken into tho cuu before
they came 70 the table One morning
she said Mamm8. vhr can't have
ms cges cooked ~f'h the huls cr
same as sou dor
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

We all laugh at the story Of the
man who took bath every Fourth o.
july whether he needed IT, or not %
rensflasd thc Old cedEcf. but there's
whole l0t q prosperous business
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SIDE LIGHTS AND ECHOES OF
INTEREST TO The DELEGATES

Tie first woman delegate to arrive
vas Mrs. j. a Mos1an Of limiting
on. Va who reached here last night
GA the Illinois Ceural train uirh her
husband ana some twolIv-odd other
eieeates- 3lrs. Mos man H said ID
re an ardent advocate of th- ION to
ia-rJ proposition.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

To- remarked Senator 1nifbins
whom we buried my colleague we
pUt over bis grave these words H.
WIS siways loyal TO bis trust
And did you mention the name Of
the corporation" inquired Senator
Steel with much interest.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
October Circulation.

The above IS correct statement Of
thc circulation Of the Cairo Bulletin
daily and Sunday fir tAa year 1904,
ana for The lrst ton months Of the
year 1906. CLYDE SULLIVAN,
BUSINESS Manager.
Subscribed and sworn 70 Before me
this 31st day of October. 1905.
(Seal.) LEO ]. KLEB,
Notary Public
My commission expires January 16,
1909.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

lae gHc 70 Mat.oa ou tae Rig -Four.
Tfc latter trlH es "a leH minutes
.af- end owing fo understanding
enc fas Illinois Central train did not
welt. D. raa JUST pulling orf Of the
sfa Ion at haue1n when tse delegate
aiieltel from Gee Biz -Four train. Mr.
ecanlon made rll and ca eht it and
Concluded on bird pars-
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

SpeakiH Of the failure OF the Gran.
berry crCp' marked he Old Cod
ger reminds me that the historical
novel crop amt as promisin this year
as usual Wonder what's wrong?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

T.. T. Scanlon. was the olly one OF
he large delegation from Huntington.
Cattletsburg and ironioH. Hbo reached
here oa sthc5nicd lime The aaers
ION ga due - arrive = deiect 1s-i
venir- - Ne Illinois Central hsr
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a euARANTEEp cuRE EoR PlLEs

Itching. Blind Bleeding. Protrudine
Piles. Druggists are authorized 10 re-
fund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails
TO cure in G to IA days. soc.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

His Winning Of the West was good
'Tis praised by every mouth
But have sou seen his latest work,
The Soothing OF the South ?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

men that think they've done their full
duty by their Heavenly Father if they
so to church regularly every Thanks
giyin, day
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

visitors and appreciated
How much more OF q welcome Com
mercial avenue will present fer ex-
ample, if every merchant from Secon j
tic Thir,y-fourth street decorates his
business house than if there are only
q few decorations scattered here and
there. II is only a little thing TO de-.
but its the little things if life that
count.
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CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average daily and Sunday circu
iation for the year 1904.......19 1915
Average daily and Sunday circu
lation for first nine months OF
1905 ....4...s.s.4....+ s...s.... 2lao
Average daily and Sunday circu.
lation month Of October 1905. .2f56
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

IN acknowledging the many courte-
Sizes shown him in New York. Prince
Louis ought net to overlook the
weather prophet
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
Who Has Noticed

Mo-
We'll dear2"
Do little colored children play with
little colorcd dolls or little white
dolls2~
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

The BslletiH guarantees advertisers
defbls. fl7s calculation II any olh.F
CsiTo paper
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pop.
ulation 1917.

Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pop.
ulation t6,f47
Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk, r A. HATCHER.
Treasurer, JAMES QUINN
Comptroller. E. S. DEWEY.
Police Magistrate, a. j. ROSS.
Chief Of Police; NJ. S. EGAN.
County Population 22,965
County Judge, VIM. s DEWEY.
County CLERK. JESSE e. MILLER.
Circuit Clerk, LEE b DAVIS.
Sheriff. JAS. S. ROCHE
Coroner, DIR. JAMES McMANUS.
Assessor and Treasurer, FRANK +.
DAVIS.
County Superintendent of Schools,
PROF JOHN SNYDER.
Board of County Commissioners.
j. J. JENNELLE, Chairman.
GEORGE PARSONS
DR.. EDWIN j. CAUSE.
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CAIRO EXTENDS a WELCOME
TO IMPROVEMENT DELEGATES
Continued From Page 1.

night. THE membership then was IA
turauy very small but II has grown
year by year until it has now almost
reached the 10000 mark
The riycrmen started the organiza
zion with the Same view that is now
In the minds Of The members The
movement spread to Industrial, mann.
featuring ami commercial interests un.
Ill now the riy rncn form the smat
est part OF the as oeiation This ia
exactly what these men who oraanl-
| exactly what those men vino organ.
iaed it wanted ana By persistent efforts
the realization CT heir long cherished
plan Ii beginning IL come IN sight
and each year bring their hopes for
q nine toot stage nearer To q reality"
Merchante Asked to
Decorats Buildings,
The merchants Of Cairo aro reque3,
"a 70 assist in masking be convention
'of the Ohio Valley lnprogemen, asso
citation succ SIS ana to give the u.s.
ltors cordial welcoma NY decorating
their places Of business with daes and
bunting, il they can gat hold Of any
with which to decorate.
Inc success Of a convention of his
kind does noi depend upon one in3iy-
idual or one group of individuals, but
upon the entire population Of the city
and especially every business man II
each will do his part though small, II
will make a remarkable showing and
one which viii be noticed by the
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

a dispatch from Paris reports a drop
in the Suez canal shares There has
never yet been a drop ia the Panama
canal
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

Football viii soon cause il 10 be
known as Bloody Saturday
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15
SHEARS AND PASTE.
SSSSSSS$SSSSSSSS
Sure Enough.

I'm from 3 antown.
BostCn2"
That The only bcanipwu. isat it,
We'll lhorc.s I inns Ohio
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

All Illinois Central. Mobile > Chic
snd Cotton Bclt train. srrirs End a.
part form Central station, corner q
sscpnd streei and, Ohio street.
All p,E -Four s.d lion Musni-n
trains arrive and depart frpm d
Union station, Second street and Coz
meTeisl avenue.
Mail may be deposited In the box q
the transfer station, located Al Ces
trail station. 20 minutes before tn. ~
pETturs Of any train.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

She Doesn't Need 70 Have Dollars.
IN eYeiy town BE- is said Of the pref.
tlest girl. She has no zcnse. At
Gibson Globe.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-15

Concluded On tIirI race.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
SIGN TINE PETITION.

The petition recently drawn
under the supervision of Chief
Engineer Taylor for the farmers
of the Walker River basin to sign
so that they may obtain govern
ment aid for a temporary storage
system for the lands now under
cultivation, is in circulation in
Smith Valley, and, we are in
formed, is being numerously
signed. 1t will probably be pre-
scented to the farmers of this val
ley next week, and if they desire
to take long step toward getting
out of the difficulty they are now
in regarding water rights, and
toward the ultimate construction
of a complete system which will
irrigate every foot of land in the
entire basin of the Walker Rivers,
and be the means of building up
a thrifty and prosperous common
wealth, they will sign the petition.
The Miller & Lux people will
probably sign the petition if the
majority of the small farmers do.
Why should they not? 1t is be-
lieved that they will get water
under the proposed plan for from
5000 to 1000 acres of cultivated
land. This land they would cut
up into 100 acre tracts and sell to
home seekers. While the land
will not sell now for more than
$40 or $50 an acre, with the as
surance of water it would sell for
$50 an acre readily, and the cor
poration would receive as much
for the 5000 acres of cultivated
land as it is now asking for the
entire tract of 10000 acres, and
still have 1900 acres left to come
in under the future reclamation of
all lands. The scheme will oper-
ate the same with other large land
holders, and once in operation
would build up this valley until it
became one of the greatest agri-
cultural centers in the State. The
government is ready to begin i'm
mediately on this temporary rec
lamation work, the reservoir site
having been surveyed and found
sufficient for the demands, and the
cultivated lands will all be sur
veyed in a few weeks. 1t is
to be hoped that the farmers will
not throw this opportunity away.
If they do there is a possibility
that many of them will be ruined
by litigation before the govern
ment will again tender its offices
for their benefit.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
A Night Attack.

Last night the little daughter of
Mrs. Brown, as she sweetly and
peacefully slept in her little bed near
the window was attacked by a
death-dealing demon known as
Group Whooping Cough, and but for
the timely use OF Kennedy's Laxa-
tive Honey and Tar, which she al
ways keeps handy, the life of the
little one might not have been saved.
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar
is different from all of the old-time
cough syrups and is the best for
children because it acts on the bow
els, is harmless safe and certain.
Contains no opiates. Sold by G. l.
Leavitt X Son.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
Church Notice.

On Sunday religious services will
be conducted as follows: Preaching
services at IL a. m. and p. m. Sun
day school Immediately after morn
ing services. Prayer meeting
Thursday evenings, to commence at
7 o'clock. All are cordially invited
to attend these meetings.
Plummer School House:-Preach-
ing by pastor the first Sunday of
each month to commence at ago
o'clock.
Barrett School House:-Preaching
Qy pastor the third Sunday of each
month TO commence at ago o'clock.
THos. II. NICHOLAS, PASTOR.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
no, for the West.

Tell your friends that the colonist
rates are going into effect March Ist,
1905, and expire Nay 18th, 1905. The
rate from Chicago, Ill, will be S33. co.
Peoria, Ill, S3Ioo. St. Louis, Mo-, and
New Orleans, La, $1,000. Council
Bluffs, Ia, Sioux City, Ia, Omaha,
Neb., Kansas City, Mo-, Mineola, Tex.
and Houston, Tex, S25oo. Rates APP
ply to main line points in Nevada
and California. For further infor-
nation apply TO Southern Pacific
Co. Agents, or TO a II. RIsiNG,
ID. F. \ p. A. SO. Pac. Co, Reno, New.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
Notice of Sale.

Notice is hereby given, that in pursuance of an
order of the District Court of the First Judicial
District of the State of Nevada, i'll and for Lyon
County made on the 27th day of March, 1905, in
the matter of the estate of W, S. OBrien, de-
ceased, the undersigned, administrator of the
said estate, with the will annexed. will sell at
public auction, private sale to the highest bid
der for cash, and subject to the confirmation of
said Court, Monday the 8th day of May, 1906
at u O'Clock IN, in front of the county court
house in Dayton, Nevada all the right, title and
interest and estate of the said W 5. O'Bren at
the time of his death, and all the right title and
interest that the said estate has by operation of
law or otherwise acquired other than. or in adj
dtion to that of the said W. 5. O'Brien at the
time of his DEATH in and to all those certain lots,
pieces or parcels of land situate lying and being
in the county of Lyon, State of Nevada described
as follows, to wit:
An undivided one-half interest in three-six
teenths of all that property known as the Wood
worth mill property, situated about one mile
south and west from the town of Dayton
Terms-cash; deed at expense OF purchaser
Dated April 10, 1905.
JOHN DEPAOLI,
Administrator OF the Estate of w S O'Brien
deceased, with will annexed.
MACK & HARRINGTON, Attorneys for Estate.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
for a Weak Digestion.

No medicine can replace food, but
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets will help you digest your
food. 1t is not the quantity of food
taken that gives strength and vigor
to the system, but the amount di-
gested and assimilated. If you are
troubled with a weak digestion,
don't tail to give these Tablets a
trial. Thousands have been bene-
fitted by their use. They cost only
quarter. For sale by Mason Val
ley Drug Store.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
The RIGHT Name Is Dewitt.

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cools,
soothes and heals cuts, burns, boils,
bruises, piles and all skin diseases.
K. Z. Zickefoose, Adolph, w. Va,
says: "My little daughter had white
swelling so bad that piece after
piece of bone worked out of her leg.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve cured
her" 1t is the most wonderful heal
ing salve in the world. Beware of
counterfeits. Sold by G. l. Leavitt
& Son.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15

Respectfully submitted,
f. 7. POWERS, Auditor.
d. W. MELARKEY Treasurer.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15

Discussed during quarters $500 So
Cash in treas. April I, 1905 1857 IS
lOtdi-- ---------------------S <<aSI W
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
Drying preparations simply deyel.

op dry catarrh; they dry up the secretions,
which adhere to the membrane and decom-
pose, causing q far more serious trouble than
the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all dry
ing inhalants. fumes, smokes and snuIs
heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such remedy
and will cure catarrh or cold in the head
easily and pleasantly. A trial size will DO
mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell the
SOC. size. Ely Brothers, Sc Warren St., NY.
The Balm cures without pain, does not
irritate or cense sneezing. 1t spreads itself
over an irritated and angry surface, reliev-
ing Immediately the painful Inflammation.
With Ely's Cream Balm you are armed
against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fever.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
Notice to Creditors.

In the First Judicial District Court of the State
OF Nevada in and for Lyon County.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Angelo Quilicy, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has
been duly appointed and qualified by the District
Court OF the First Judicial District OF the State of
Nevada, in and for Lyon county, as Adminstra-
trix of the estate Of Angelo Quilici, deceased.
All creditors having claims against said estate are
required to file the same with proper vouch ers at
tached, with the Clerk of the Court, within three
months of the first publication of this notice
Dated April 6, 1904, MARY QUILICI
Administrative of the Estate of Angelo
Quici, Deceased.
MACK HARRINGTON
Attorneys for the Estate.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1905-04-15
AUDITORS and 7redSUrer'S JOINT
Quarterly Report.

DAYTON, Nevada, April 1906
To the Hon. Board of County Commissioners OF
Lyon County, Nevada;
Quarterly Report for the quarter ending March
81, 1905:
Cash in Treasury April l. Ioo5--------$ 1887 Is
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-01-11
God unto salvation to everyone
that believeth. Bible Class.
They Want Their Share.

Whether a formal invitation to
the Roosevelt Inauguration shall
be extended to Governor Varda-
man, of Mississippi, is not the
only question bothering the mem
bers of the~committee in charge
of Inauguration preparations at
Washington.
The negroes of the District of
Columbia have registered a griev-
ance.
This began with the announce
ment of the appointment Of Mr..
W. |. Weller, prominent citi-
zen Of Washington, as chairman
Of the public comfort committee.
Mr.. Weller held the same chair
manship at the time OF the first
Mckinley Inauguration. Having
been long a resident Of the Dis
trict Of Columbia, where negro
independence reaches most
aggressive n d aggravating
stage, his ideas do not exactly
suit the 'colored" politicians.
At the Mckinley Inauguration he
insisted upon the segregation of
the negroes. Negro political
clubs participating in the exer-
cises were notified they must go
to negro hotels and boarding
houses not where there would
be clashing with the whites and
they did not like this.
A negro paper published in
Washington is out in an attack
upon Chairman Weller and his
methods. 1t advises that these
be resented. Protest has been
made to General Wilson, chair
man of the inauguration commit
tee, but that old warrior has
served notice upon the complain
ants that Mr.. Weller is absolute
in his branch of the committee, S
work. Now the negroes threat
en- to carry the question up to the
white house.
However much the PRESIDENT
friends may deplore these little
differences in the republican
household. they cannot, if they
are observing men, plead sur
prise. Atlanta Constitution,
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-01-11

The preaching of the cross of
Christ is a remedy for the miser-
les of the fall, which has been
tested by the experience of eigh-
teen hundred years, and has new
er in a single instance failed.
Its efficacy has been proved by
human beings of all ages, from
the lisping infant to the sinner a
hundred years old. All climates
have witnessed it's power. From
the ice-bound cliffs of Greenland
to the banks of the voluptious
Gauges, the simple story of
Christ crucified has turned men
from darkness to light, and from
the power of Satan into God. It's
effect has been the same with
men of the most dissimilar con-
ditions, from the abandoned in
habitant of Newgate to the dwell
er in the palaces of the kings.
It has been equally sovereign
amidst the scattered inhabitants
of the forest and the crowded
population of the densest metrop-
oils. Everywhere, and at all
times, it has been the power OF