New-York tribune., 1905-06-26
THEY" :"

wRo RSa are ~no tssy sSows s"a %ns4s yat
hS9 OF what WGar @fRe they do and give,
IT'S they" say this and they say that'
VA And hear 5neY about aff them se a"a Everywhere
No matter where you go.
..They'' say the city water now
is pure and fit to drink;
''They'' tell many Things, troW'
One knows not what to think.
f At least tsi that's what they ts,, say
The ruler of Norway.
They tell us Togo won the hight
But what we'd like to know is this;
They. said the Japs on 1.dan land or sea-
Rf r how S~sfla the dickens t9e d ney know2
They said it right along
It must be quite family,
This one that folks call they
TRsgTs WE'VE po5 Podked ia hs 5nst gsserday
VIII one .BG BsazfS 9Sat pst tbs9 5s nd doy yho
We're curious to know and We'll
U'-i NCMlwaukee Sentinel.
A youth at Cambridge University was in III
mildly demonstrated with by his uncle on account
of his chambers bill being too high ''by reason Of
We foolish custom you have got Of drinking and
treating with Tea web is not only very charge
able but IS ye occasion of misspending great deal
of time. 1 hope therefore you will leave it of"
No he isn't suffering. He's got it, but he's quite
proud and happy. His doctor calls it gout- -
philadelphia Press.
At Sligo the other day crowd watched nearly
$50 rats cross high above the ground an ele-
tric wire, from the Town Hall to a flour mill over
200 yards away. The rats used their tails the
professional walker the lofty wire uses his
balancing pole, and not one made misstep.
Mamma-My dear what are you doing?
Little Daughter-Making dolly for my little sis
idttie not yet s but sally stueknp
thing the Stuckups do.-Qllustrated Bits.
Professor Ernst Schwenninger leading physician
of the great district hospital of Gross Lichten-
felde near Berlin, refers in his annual report TO
the subject Of modern surgery in manner which
has created sensation. He says that. in his opin-
ion recourse is had TO operations far too fire.
quenty nowadays. 1t Is surgical craze which has
seized on the profession, 20 be remembered here
after In its records with amazenent. Cutting out
the spleen and the yermiform appendix because
nothing is known Of their funetions-an expedent
SO frequent in modern praetice-he looks on as
the top notch Of professional frenzy TIE professor
depores the existing system of specialization in
medical studies and does not think that the prac-
tItioner who studies the pathology OF only single
organ can have a proper knowledge of the others.
which go to make up the human constitution.
'The man. he says. who devotes all his power
of work. all his knowledge and capabilities to the
treatment OF only the eyes. nose. ears skim nerves
or other organs risk of losing feeling and
hence the power to treat human beings He
ceases to be a physician and becomes virtuoso." :"
kannot 20 too hur wensday mite,
mi ipp is sweId ann hav hadd hte
with sherry weeks, he cawld hur pidgentoad
ann them / wennt ann nockt him in thee rode
ann red him inn thee dusst until he sedd
heed talk TIT back, butt wenn heez upp, instedd
ne httt me In thee fails With bigg stick
yich henry beainuS cawls kowtirds trick
becuz he hadd kings X henry sez
nobody wood doc thatt butt sayvidgss
look so funny wenn tr too smile
witch 1 suppoas viii lasst foar kwite 8 VILE.
ann wenn ( etc mi meles hafrtoo ehoo
mi teath doant grind like thay otto doc.
nle offe butt 4 doant kare att awl
becuz lie betchoo he woant cawl
her pidgentoad agen ino he stade
ava frum skool too daze heez afrade.
Ann hennry heed ruther look like
thann pe a savvdge be kowurdiy.
inn oaiaen daze wood NV bin a mite
with arrner ann reddy foar hts
time waiv mi buddy sord
foar wimriens saiks asst foar a reword
eksept to kis thare hands hsdd ledd
urn up thare lay dedd.
Ann thenn ide lift up mi black stede
ann ride away with am. in ide bleda
frnin Rrewel woends woodunt never kalr
III gott wun brite smile frurn lady fare.-(fdfe