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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
SOME ETHICS BY AIDE.
George Comes TO Assistance OF President
Eliot with Sew Rules.

Eliot with Sew Rules.
George AIDE has come TO the assist
ance Of the rules committee on football
with some suggestions that conform, in
part to the ideas Of President Eliot,
The ladylike code Is as follows
Selection Of players-The players
shall be selected by the faculty and
the student who has received the high
est grade IN Greek anthology shall be
captain. No student shall be eligible
unless he has an established reputation
for piety.
Weather-In case Of rain, snow, high
wind, or extreme heat, a contest may
be postponed or transferred TO a class
room.
PrelImnarles-Wh a team appears
on the field OF contest II shall be greet
ed with the Chautauqua salute, which
consists " waving the handkerchief
After this a few minutes Of social in
tercOurse shall follow, with friendly
chats concerning books and writer's.
The Toss--Instead OF tossing q coin 10
decide which team gets the ball the
two captains shall be called upon TO
extract the cube root OF a number given
by the professor OF mathematics.
Advancing the Ball-The ball hav-
ing been put IN the center Of the field.
the umpire, who must be a professor Of
geology, exhibits TO the team having
the bali a specimen Of q fossil All the
members Of the team who think they
can name the geological period 10
which is belongs hold up their hands,
Any player may DE chosen and ifch
answers correctly his side gets two
wards IL he also knows the scientific
name Of the fossil he can take Ave
yards more.
Penalties-Any player who makes q
grammatical error, mspronounees
word or seeks assistance from a follow
player, shall be deemed guilty Of an
offslde play, and his side shall be PEN
allied five yards.
Resuming Play--On rcsumIng play
after a touchdown, one OF the players
known as at" is bllndforlded and the
other players Join hands ana circle
round him, singing;
London bridge rs falling down,
Falling down, falling down
London bridge is falling down.
SO farewell, my ladies'.
While the players are clrcllng around
the player known as 'lt' touches one
OF the players IN gentlem3nly map-
ner and asks him three questions
which must be answered. Then he tries
TO guess the name OF the player II he
succeeds he adyaaIas the bail five
yards.
Conducive pushing, scufhing or
boisterOus conversation VIII be permit
ted, Both players and spectators must
maintain absolute silence during the
mental tcsts-ChIcago Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
WHAT Is LUCAS DOING?
Creating a Great Deal ofTall, and That
About An

There is rather peculiar dispatch
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18

confident that II n tho universal wish
ON the part " college and university
men that Mr.. Stagg may see these and
many other reforms carried into effect.
Knowing as ! DO, that athletic sport
rs one of the most important agencies
Iu contributing To the ethical uplifting
of young men in college. and realizing,
as do. the splendid work I'M this d.
rectlOu which Mr. Stagg has accomp-
lishod rejoice ID that he has lived, CD
that being such man, he has given
Eis lifo TO college athletics. and l3l that
tine field Of his work has been Chicago
and the University o. chicago
WILLIAM r. HARPER.
University of Chicago.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
CROOKED SPORT IN CANADA.
American skaters nun't TAX Kindly Of
Treatment over the Border.

Amateurs In the sport field, who re-
gard the progress of muscular deyel.
opment and the contest for supremacy
la Drawn as worthy of consideration
on the same grounds that mental de-
yclopment ana contests for brain SUI
prenaCy are, do not take kindly to the
money making element and especially
10 the crooked streaks that show out
now and then. 1t was I'm this spirit
that the supporters Of organized base
bah deCreed the death of Pitcher Tay-
Ter, and now comes sport-klCk from
Canada that probably means the freez-
ing through a social chill, of inter-
national skating on this continent
The statements Of the men who were
In the contests at Montreal are given In
an exchange as follows;
Phil Kearney OF the New York Attn
letic club team who was thrown In the
three-mNc event, had TO be carried TO
the train, as his leg is laid open and
the knee badly bruised,
w. r. Hayward, the Brooklyn skater.
says he was thrown twice in the short
er events and deliberately In each In
stance.
e. A, Taylor. another New York
skater the American two-mile cham
pion. says I'VE were victims OF some
of the dirtiest work I've ever known
OF in amateur competitions, and the
fact that more Americans did not get
places I'm the events is due to the con-
ceutated efforts Of the Canadian skat-
ers TO blank them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
BAN JOHNsON'7 SCHEDULE.
Where tbs BIG Games win be Played
This Year.


An interesting schedule for baseball
games OF the FIRST class during the
coming season has been made by Presi-
dent Ban Johnson OF the mcrican
League
The New York Americans win open
the season nt Washington, April A.
The local season I'm New York will
be opened ON April 81 with the Wash
ington team,
On July 4 the Yankees viii meet the
Washington team and on Labor day
they VIII meet Boston.
on May 30 the Yankees win be at
Philadelphia, while the New York ma
tionals win have Decoration day In this
city
The Boston Americans WIN have
Bunker i'm day at Boston with De-
troits, while the National League team
will get Lexington day
The Boston Americans VIII be at
Washington on May 80,
New York win close the season at
Boston.
Detroit opens at Cleveland
Chicago Will open at Chicago with 81,
Louis on April n.
on July 4 Chicago VIII have Detroit
IN Chicago
Boston VIII open the season at Phil
adelphla on April H.
Cleveland VIII have May 30, July I
and September for home games
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
THE POCATELLo MANNER.
Function Of the chief Of Police NJ n
Boxing Bout as Seen by an oregonInn.

BhAInE NoNN uH NNNH ~ w ''Nk'hluh'
Portland Oregonian-One Of Port
lands athletic enthusiasts has Just re-
turned from the Middle West with an
account OF one Of the most eXtraordn-
airy boxing contests that was ever held.
It occurred at pocatello Idaho some
days since. Through missing a train
the Portland man was forced to re-
main I'm that burg over night His
grief was entirely dispelled when he
heard that two youths, Spider Some-
body and Kid Somebody else were
scheduled to appear that evening at
the Pocatello Opera House TO grill each
other for and during q period OF 20
rounds,
The pair were mlddleweights aud
they started I'm the first round with a
fororltv that promised results This
whuWmd kind Of work kept up until
tho Hfth round. when the Spider began
going down for the count. Finally,
after stln iab, ne lay down as II he
had gone his limit and the referee be-
gan 10 reel of the vital count OF ten,
The referee had counted seven and
the prOstratc man was writing about
ON the floor as If trying 10 recover HIM
self when something happened THIS
something wus the chief of police John
Ford VINO stands six feet three In his
STOCKINGS AS he sprang into the ring
the fpht fans thought the battle was
ended. Several started IN disgust for
the door
But chief Ford's intentions had been
mistaken He was not going 10 do such
"a commonplace thing as stop the MIL
What he did was to seize the Qualling
Spider by the nape Of the neck ana
drar him TO his feet.
flight you little snipe fight or I'D
rive Won lust 90 days on the rockpile,'
And the Spider aid fight He fought
with All the fight there was I'm him and
he got the decision over the Kid In the
tenth round on knockout.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
PENNY PARAGRAPHS.

THE University of Montana wants a
return football game with Utah Does
.ho ALSO want thc return score?
The Athletic Council or Berkeley coll
lege, alias the University OF California
has refused to entartWn amy ncgotla.
lions for game with Dta1 next season.
me IeutnNeu have probably read
ltah scores. The college d. not proud
OF ltH team just now anyhow.
a dance win ha given at the 1'nlvar-
slty of Utah on Washmgt0ns birthday
To- raise money for the sweaters duo
the u.ba., team. one would think the
team itself had onrued them.
John J., sulllvm's challenge 10 Cor
brtt IS styled a 'ioleful voice from
the grave II more probably Ia
voice from am empty pocket book with
Old age coming on
Now IFS the nowlers that are making
Milwaukee famous
Jimmy Britt seems 10 De- perfectly a.
milar with the balk line when II comes
10 arranging matches with men Just a
little out Of his class
However white win be- no liberty to
return TO England at his own expense
II Britt decides that Nelson Is worth
another 'go' In the Native Son town.
Hot Springs is a great name for ~
place that has TO be closed mp because
It froze solid with no prospect OF thaw-
ing out this winter
Maybe, though Berkeley would COM
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
BOISE BASEBALL LINEUP.
Team Organization Is Under Way for
Coming Season.

Boise baseball seems TO be we'll under
way already, and an that Is holding af-
fairs up Is the question Of protection.
Boise, by the Statesman, Ia as follows.
Charley Reilly VIII manage the Salt
Lake club Buck Weaver viii have
charge Of the Boise champions Hon
est John" McCloskey win take the
Butte orlpples under his wing, Walter
Wilmot may pilot the ogden babes and
Jack Flannery viii care for the welfare
of the Helena aspirants
While nothing definite has been de-
cided upOn, il Ia more than likely that
the clubs which comprised the league
last year VIII be allowed to retain their
old players as far as possible. should
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18

Nov Us the bowIors that are making
Milwaukee famous
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18

A committee Of the Montana leRislo-
ture, upon visiting the school Of mines,
found It was Ike that of Uah-mostly
IN need OF rocks, II got $4,000 out Of
the visit.
LauuuW OUalUlOI
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
A FooL-KILLING.

Doggedly trudging the livelong day, I asked of each person met: Has the fool-kiler recently passed this
 way?"
 But the only response l could get Was a sweep of the arm and jerk of the
 head
 Which seemed without speech. to con
 trive A negative answer. as if each had said: My neighbors. you see, are alive. I finally met with an ancient man A harmless fool, l was told Who had long outlived the common span, Yet was equally young and old, For his simple soul was an open page Of the book of eternal truth, And his mind was stored with the wisdom of
 age,
 While his heart was the heart of youth. And why de you wish" said he ito find This fool-kiler whom you seek?' l, answering. said: 'I have in mind Some weasands he should tweak. Then l read from the lIst l had carefully
 made
 Of the fools who still exist The fools of every different grade Whom the fool-killer seemed to have
 missed "But. son said he, lis there not some plan, Some educational way Of killing the fooi and saving the man For better things some daY2' l felt in my heart the sting of shame, And l hung my foolish head. Then I knelt at his feet and begged his name
 "Im the fool-kiner, son." he said Willis Brooks, in Youth $ Companion
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
WITH KING SINCE BOYHOOD
Servant Follows Edward VII. from Earliest Childhood, in 1S45, Un-
 til the Present Day.

London, n,-One servant of the king and queen has been in the royal ser vice ever since his majesty sat astride his first pony The queen has been at tended by this old retainer in her rides for many years.
 The servant has an only son, who re- gently met with an accident in Lenden streets A horse shied. and he was thrown under the wheels of vehicle His injuries caused a tumor in his head and his brain was in danger of becom- ing affected.
 As soon as her majesty learned the story, she asked her physician 10 see the poor fellow and also sent for a wel-known specialist from Germany to come over to England to visit the sufferer.
 All that medical skill could do was done, but the tumor was too deep-root- ed and the worst fears now seem as if they will be realized. The poor fellow lies in an unconscious condition. and no hopes are given of his recovery.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

'Jobsters." A fanciful etymologist might easily find connection between and the sixteenth century word lob, ' denoting sluggish and stupid person, which occurs in Shakespeare and con- temporary plays and poems, usually as a synonym for "lubber." But the earliest known instance of the derisive use of the slang term is the coupling of Holsters and tatterdemalions, D meaning soldiers and vagrants, by Tom Brown Q673-1704). Brown is the satirist who made the much-quoted inn promptu adaptation of an epigram by Martial, directing it against his in- structor and beginning: T do not like thee, Dr. Fell"
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

going over to Petoskey tonight then taking the train from there to Mack inae l can't imagine what can have hurried him off so''
 Late in the afternoon as Miss Rabb walked restlessly along the beach. a sailboat put in, and the hearty tones of Robbie Fuller hailed her.
 Come for a sail" he called.
 She shouted back her aequiescence. and few minutes later sat in the bow of the boat
 "Beastly hot day. I've been over to town was starved for news. A fel- tow gets that way here don't you think? And got 1.-the news, you know. It's about Robinson" ."
 She nodded and waited
 He went off this morning, didn't he?"
 fI think he did"
 And he never told thing. By Tove,"
 Was there something to ten?" she asked.
 Was there?" echoed Robbie Fuller. Didn't you know how he left Mrs. Horton the night she gave her crush to the cottagers and all the hotel peo-
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
FIRST USE OF HOLSTERS"
The English Soldiers Were So Called Because of Their Red
 Coats.

The word lobster" as a slang term of ridieule and opprobrium is general ly regarded of recent origin. On the contrary. says the Philadelphia Press
 it would seem to go back at least to the seventeenth century. In John Baldwin Buckstones play, "The Green Bushes" produced in London about 70 years ago, the scenes are laid at the time of the Irish rebellion of 179S
 One of the characters mentions the English soldiers 6erisively as lob sters." referring. no doubt, to the uni forms of the "redcoats. Eden Phill- potts, in his novel, The Farm of the Dagger" published last year. makes an American prisoner of the war of 1912 speak of the British soldiers as
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
ROBBIE FULLER
 AIDE DE CAMP
By ALMA n. EsTABRo ooK
was in the pine woods at Harbor

| | was in the pine woods at Harbor Point.
 We may call the matter concluded,' ' said Miss Rabb, with fnality, as she stood up and looked toward the bay.
 "Over my protestation," answered the man. who sat gloomily thrusting his heels and lis stick into the cushion of pine needles that covered the ground.
 Tt is quite absurd to imagine that friendship can follow love-" she de- clared, impatiently.
 Let us stay on in the summer, dear" he pleaded.
 She shook her head sadly You have ended it"
 q suppose you will want me to go away" he said, as they walked through the darkening woods
 Naturally had supposed you your self would wish it"
 "Oh. will go."
 What shall you say to Mrs Hor- ton?'
 Not the truth. you may be sure"
 Which is"
 That you are throwing me over be- cause I am not at liberty to explain to you certain matters which are not my own"
 At the steps of the cottage where they were both guests he said good night. and went off alone.
 She stood just moment, and watched him. then went in to the light of the log in the great fireplace and the circle of friends about it. At breakfast the next morning she learned that Robinson had gone.
 "He was obliged to change his plans" Mrs. Horton told them. .tHe spends to-day at Roaring Brook Inn,
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
President Newhof and War Correspondent Richards We're Promptly Cured By Pe-ru-na.

Mir. c. B. Newhof, 10 Delamare street, Albany, N. Y, President Montefore Club, writes:
 Since my advanced age Hind tIaf ihsye been frequently troubled win urinary ailments. The bladder see med irrifafed, and my phy sicisH said fhafi was cafarrh caused by q profracfed cold which would be difficult 10 over come on account 0 ofny advanced years. Hook Peruna, hardly daring 10 believe that I would be helped, bHf found 10 my relief Thar I soon began 10 mend. The irritation gradually subsided and fbe urinary difficulties passed away. have enjoyed excellent health now for fbe past seven months. enjoy my meals, sleep soUndly, and sm as well as Twas fwenfy years ago. Igive all praise 10 Perana. "---C. B. NeWhof.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

Of all the diseases known, with which women are afflicted, kidney dis ease is the most fatal. In fact, unless early and correct treatment is applied, the weary patient seldom survives.
 Being fully aware of this, Mrs. Pink ham. early in her career, gave exhaust i've study to the subject, and in pro- dueing her great remedy for woman s ills Lydia F.. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound careful to see that 1t contained the correct combination of herbs which was sure to control that fatal disease, woman s kidney troubles. The Vegetable Compound acts in har- mony with the laws that govern the entire female system, and while there are many so called remedies for kidney troubles, Lydia F. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound is the only one espe- cially prepared for women, and thou sands have been cured of serious kidney Arrangements by it. DerangementS of the feminine organs quickly affect the kidneys, and when woman has such symptoms as pain or weight in the loins, backache, bearing down pains. urine too frequent. scanty or high col ored, producing scalding or burning, or deposits like brick dust in it. un- usual thirst, swelling of hands and feet. swelling under the eyes or sharp pains in the back running down the inside Of her groin, she may be sure her kid neyS are affected and should lose no time in combating the disease with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound the woman's remedy for wo- man $ ills.
 The following letters show how ruarveIously successful 1t is.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
Doing Great Work.

Ward Ark, March 6th.-(SpeciaD-. From all over the West reports come of cures of different forms of Kidney Dis ease by Dodd's Kidney Pills and this place is not without evidence of the great work the Great American Kidney Remedy is doing
 Among the cured here is MT J. V. Wag goner, a well-known citizen who. m an interview, says: "Dodd's Kidney Pills have done wonders for me. My kidneys and bladder were badly out of order used many medicines but got nothing to cure me till l tried Dodd's Kidney Pills Two boxes of them fixed me up so that 1 have been well ever since
 "Tell the poor kidney and bladder d:s- eased people 10 take Dodd's Kidney Pills and get we'll
 No case of kidney complaint is too far gone for Dodd's Kidney Pills 10 cure. They are the only remedy that has ever cured Bright's Disease.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
Suffered From Catarrh of Kidneys; Threatened With Nervous Collapse,
 Cured by Pe-ru-na.

Mir F. B. Richards, 609 Street, N. w, Washington, D. C., War Correspondent. writes: Exactly six years ago l was ordered to Cuba as staff correspondent of the New York Sun. l was In charge of a Sun Dispatch boat through the Spanish American War. The effect of the trop- ical climate and the nervous strain showed plainly on my return to the states. Lassitude. depression to the verge of melancholia, and incessant kidney trouble made me practically an invalid. This undesirable condition continued, despite the best of treatment.
 Finally a brother newspaper man, who like myself had served in the war. in- duced me to give faithful trial to Peruna. I did so. In short time the lassitude left me, my kidneys resumed healthy condition, and complete cure was effected. 1 cannot too strongly recommend Peruna to those suffering with kidney trouble. To-day I am able to work as hard as at any time in my life. and the examiner for leading in- surance company pronounced me an \" risk"
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
Monasteries and convents.

The immigration of expelled French monks and nuns into England and Wales has increased the monasteries in the British isles since 1901 from PAS 10 26S, and the eonvents from 536 to 6S5. A writer in the English Churchman and St. James Chronicle is insisting that these institutions shall be under govern ment inspection:
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
In Poor Health Over Four Years. Pe-ra-na Oniy Remedy of Real Benefit.

Mir. John Nimmo, 215 Lippincott St. Toronto Can. a prominent merchant of that city and also a member of the Masonic order. writes:
 q have been in poor health generally for over four years. When l caught a bad cold last winter it settled in the bladder and kidneys. causing serious trouble. 1 took two greatly advertised
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
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The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
unnlea.sntlv Suggestive.

When the editor of an English paper received fine chicken he believed 1t to be q token from some appreciative read CT After the editor had enjoyed din- ner in which the supposed gift played q part, he received letter from man who said: q sent you a chicken in order to settle dispute which has arisen here. Can you tell us what the chicken died of?"- Albany .Ionrnal
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
MISS DAVIS.

bles brought on by cold. had severe pains in the back and sick headaches, and felt miserable all over A few boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills made me well woman, without an ache or pain, and feel compelled to recommend this reliable remedy
 (Signed) NELLIE DAVIS.
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The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
SKIN QUALIFICATION,
Cutfcura Soap, Ointment anu Pills Cleanse the Skin nnd Blood of TorturinS Humors COm-
 pIete Treatment S1 %.

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