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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10
CORNELL CUBS WIN Gross COUNTRY.

cross raantry meet to-day was won by the fresh
men with a score Of i4 to 81 Although the three
nile course was heavy with mud J. " CoPits. OF
the freshmen team finished first in l6 min a see
j. n. keenan, was Close second in l6 min. Is sec.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10

castro and Nanonl Han and DoWney and keegan
and Logan were reconstructed teams as allowed by
the rules governing the race.
The record for six day race, 142 hours. is 2733
miles and laps, made by Miller and Waller in 1899
Last years record which was made by Dorlon and
Root, was 1855 miles and laps. The records of
the race from its beginning follow:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10

Mr.. Fileston in the Renault FFeres agency viii
sail within few days. II is the intention OF
Messrs. Berntn and Tlleston TO bring hack with
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10
FINAL SCORE AND DIVISION OF
MONEY.
Money

The worlds record for 9 six day race OF l4z
tours is 2zss miles laps, made by Miller
and Waller in 1899.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10

conpIfshed the feat on the Calumet alleys, with
city Clerk Witt opponent. Both OF HIS 5
300 games were rolled in friendly matches
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10
Automobiles.

A UTo OPERA BUS FoR sAI.E-AbsoIuteIy new;
a owing to sudden illness will sacrifice az less than
5000 Call 81 West 66th-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-10

One of the regions in this country which taxes
the powers OF an automobile is the Berkshire HIS
Some of the hills four to eight miles in length
These steep inelne5 oftentimes reach a grade OF 9
per cent 1t was in this netghborhood that ons
maker decided to build machines and II is over
these hills that the Berkshire ear is tested Doug
las Andrews, OF NeW-YoFZ. believes that the most
successful car with the masses viii be the car
which best climbs the hills. He AYERS that the
Berkshire is the best hill climber horsepower Tor
horsepower, in the land. and he wants to match
power
The special car party arranged by Mr.. Kuu
ageF OF the Wayne company, Of New-Yerk. has
been completed, the car engaged and Transports
ton arranged for over the Southern lines This
will be one of the most pFetentious trips ever
arranged to the South The members of the party
viii return to the Chicago automobile meet IN the
same car, Members Of the Wayne company, makers
or the ear, ana members of the NeN--York agency
stan, with number of friends will compose the
party Of eighteen, leaving NsW-York Saturday
evening, January %. Mr. Kuii is having construct
ed 4o-horsepoWer middle weight car at the WayRs
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18
CONTEST NOTICE.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR.
United States Land Office.
The Dailes, Oregon. April q. 100

The Dailes, Oregon. April q, 1905.
sufficient contest affidavit having been filed
in this Office by Melville Dake. contestant,
against homestead entryNo. $500, made July /,
1901, for sEH NwH and Ma swA and sWA
sW14, Section "a, Township 3, g., Range 49, f.
W. NJ. by Hugh G. Murphy, Contestee, IN which
it is alleged that the said Hugh G. Murphy has
deserted and abandoned said land and failed to
live thereon for more than one year last past
and has also failed to cultivate said land and
the absence of said defendant is not due to his
employment in the army, navy or marine corps
ofthe United States in time of war Said parties
are hereby notified to appear, respond and offer
evidence touching said allegation at 10 o'clock
a. m. on June L. 1905, before C. o. POrtwood.
County Clefk at his Office at Condor, Oregon.
and that final hearing will be held at 10 o'clock
a. m, on June 7, 1905, before the Register and
Receiver at the United States Land Office in The
Dalles, Oregon.
MICHAEL T. NOLAN, Register.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18
why suffer From Rheumatlsm7

Why suffer from rheumatism when
one application Of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm will relieve the pain? The qnick
relief which this liniment affords makes
rest and sleep possible. and that alone
is worth many times its cost, Many
who have used il hoping only for a short
relief from suffering have been happily
surprised to find that after while the
relief became permanent. Mrs. V. H.
Leggett of Yum Yum, Tennessee. u $.
A., writes. 81 am great sufferer from
rheumatism, all over from head to foot,
and Chamberlain's Pain Balm is the on.
ly thing that will relieve the pain" For
Sale BY Condor Drug Co.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18

Chas II. Horner, the popular post-office
clerk. received a telegram late Saturday
evening, announcing the sudden death
OF his father which occurred At the fami.
ly home near Salem. Mr.. Horner did
not know that his father was i'll and the
sudden newR of his death was particular
ly sad. He at once secured team and
started for Arlington to catch the first
train for home,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18

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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18
How to Ward orr Old Age.

The most successful way Of warding OF
the approach Of old age is to maintain a
vigorous digestion. This can be done by
eating only food suited to your age and
occupation. and when any disorder Of
the stomach appears take a dose Of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets to correct it. II you have weak
stomach or are troubled with indigestion
you will find these Tablets to be just
what you need. For sale by Condor
Drug Co.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18
Desirable Home for Sale.

Four fine lots with neat, new fve-room
dwelling and good barn in desirable 10.
cation in Condor. For price, terms and
full particulars enquire OF the under.
signed on the premises.
Auburn MOORE,
6u Condor, Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18

Hon. G. A. Danneman, of Glen, came
in from his Lost valley cattle ranch Mon
day morRing on his way home. Mr..
Dsnneman says the grass is fine in the
valley now and stock is all taking on fat
rapidly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18
saved Dy Dynamite.

Sometimes, city 10 saved by dyna-
hitting a space that the fire can't erose,
Sometimes, cough hangs on so long,
you feel as Il nothing but dynamite
would cure It, z, 7. Gray, Of Calhoun,
Ga. writes; "My wife had very ar
gravated cough, which kept her awake
nights. Two physicians could not help
her; so she took DR.. Kings New Discov
cry for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
which eased her cough, gave her sleep,
and finally cured her." Strictly scien-
nfic cure for bronchitis and La Grippe.
AT all druggists, price 5Oc and 800,
guaranteed. Trial hottie free.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18

A wreck occurred on the new railroad
near the Junction house last Thursday
in which the engine and two cars were
derailed. A broken rail caused the
trouble. Three men were on the engine
at the time but they saved themselves
from injury by jumping.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-05-18
Treasurers Notice.

All county warrants registered prior
Oct. l., 1904, will be paid upon pre-
sentation at my office. Interest ceases
May Is, 1905.
E. W. MOORE.
Treasurer of Gillian county, Oregon
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

ttOf course, you have some letters TO
burn Jill said it with an insid1ous
conviction that made Jack stammer
yes before he realized what he was
saying.
Now, Jack, I have the incest plan
You have some letters and l have
some. Let's exchange and each read
the others, and then burn them to-
gether. Will you? You can bring
them up tomorrow night, you know
Jill had her arms around Jacks neck
and she rubbed her cheek against his
in her favorite caress while she wait
ed for an answer Now, if Jack and
Jill had been sober old Darby and
Joan, sitting by their own fireside with
all the romance worn away, those
clinging arms about his neck and the
feel of a soft cheek against his own
would have had small influence on
Jacks answer. AS it was, they ex-
erted great deal of influence.
esBut, JILL" said Jack meekly, 81
don't think that would be exactly hon
orable. You see, you know some of
those girls and"
well, and" Knocked Jill, get
ting strangle hold on Jacks
collar button Don't you see
things up? OF course, if just one of
us read the others letters it would be
dishonorable, but when both of us
read the others letters"
.sThat'n do broke in Jack. You're
getting all mixed up yourself, and
you're getting me worse mixed up than
you are"
.sSay you WILL begged Jill, her lips
temptingly close to Jacks, and Jack
said he would.
He brought the letters up next even
ing, a fat bundle of envelopes cream
and white, pale blue and demure gray,
most of them addressed in the Lean
ing Tower of Pisa style of chirography
which the modern girls affects. Jill
produced a much fatter bundle of let
tiers of all shapes, sizes and conditions,
some of them written on precise and
proper stationery, some hurriedly
scribled on loose sheets of paper, some
written on Office letter heads The
packet was tied with blue ribbon and
Jill relinquished it grudgingly. She
would not have yielded it at all had
not that other bundle of letters been
temptingly outspread upon the table.
She was dying to read them.
Lets begin" said Jill. With a
monumental sigh, Jack dragged his
chair nearer the CRATE Now, Wen
each read a letter and throw it into
the fire." he said. And, remember,
Jill, you are not to get angry and-er
Jealous, you know
Jill drew her chair nearer the table
with some display of temper AN
gry?" she said. "At these?" The word
expressed scorn unlimited.
Jack slipped a letter from the rib
bon-bound heap. He opened it slowly.
Jill turned over Jacks letters until
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18

thing to Julia about reading these let
tiers. 1 won't have it,
Indeed said Jill, scornfully. "You
seem to have forgotten that our we'd
ding day is a week in the distance.
You are not an autocrat yet, please re-
member" She picked the letter up
again. Find more pleasure in your
society than that of any other man
Know" she read. "Oh, she does,'' vim
dictively. Dear 1addie,'' she calls you.
Do you mean to tell me that any man
would permit himself to be called by
such a sickening nickname? Laddie.
It's fit name for nice, faithful collie
dog"
Jill" said Jack, III vow 1 didn't
know you possessed such a temper. l
told you you'd get mad
81 am not in the least angry" said
Jill coldly.
Now, see here" said Jack, while
we're getting mad, we'll do it in COM
pany Just look at this letter. Here's
this fellow, Keene, writing to you as
though he thought you were the whole
show. Now, I'd like to know what
that means. Darned if I like to think
that my future wife ever received
such excruciatingly friendly letters
from another man."
Mr.. Keene was simply a friend of
NINE" with dignity.
''Oh, yes-friend," said Jack, per-
ceiving that he was beginning to get
the best of the argument. He was
always an 1nsolent puppy. I'll soon
teach him his place. I'll hunt him up
tomorrow and face him with this let
ter" He shook the epistle in ques-
ton before the eyes of an imaginary
foe.
Its mine" interposed Jill hurriedly.
You are not going to throw my cor
| respondence to the four winds won't
| have it. have some rights left" She
| began to whimper.
THE insolent scoundrel," stormed
| Jack He snatched up the ribbon
| bound packet Here are more letters
from him, and notes, And kilograms.
You told me you loved no one but
| mel" He struck stage attitude
Jill ceased to dab her eyes with her
handkerchief, and. burying her face in
| her hands, began to cry in good ear
| nest mo one but me- repeated Jack
effectively.
81 don't" walled Jill. ct never did
didn't love him. and you know it,
Jack paced the room with frantic
tread. Jill wept until. woman-like
she could endure the strain no longer
Jack she said timidly at last
What" said Jack, ungraciously.
I'm sorry" said the faint little
voice. No reply. Jack" presently
please love me again. l don't wan
to read the old letters"
Jack swept past the table He gath
cred the blue-ribboned packet in on,
ha>d and tossed it into the fire H
did likewise with the miscellaneou
array of letters In the other neap OF
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
NEW WAY TO MAKE BUTTER.
Sweet Cream Poured Over Pads Which
Absorb All but the Fat.

Sweet Cream Poured Over Pads Which
Absorb All but the Fat
A committee of the Franklin insti-
tute of Philadelphia has just made
public its report on the Taylor proc
ess for butter making. 1t is recon-
mended that Mr. Taylor receive the
John Scott medal and premium in
recognition of the value of his inven-
ton.
In this new process sweet cream is
poured into shallow pans the bottoms
of which are covered with absorbent
pads. These pads are composed OF
heavy white blotting paper supported
on Turkish toweling, or some similar
material, and absorb from the cream
nearly all of its constituents except
the fat. The cream fat remains as a
layer on the surface of the pads and
after several hours standing it may
be rolled Off
In this condition the product con-
tains rather too much water and milk
proteids; on this account, and because
of the absence of salt, it does not keep
well. If, however, the separated but
ter fat be worked and sailed in the
same way as the ordinary churned
product the result is a fine grade of
butter.
The process has the advantage of
cheapness, since the pads may be used
over and over again, lasting, it is said,
for six months of daily use. The labor
of churning is avoided and, on ac-
count of the use of fresh cream in
stead of that which has stood to ripen
for several days, the finished product
keeps better than butter made in the
ordinary way. The process has been
patented in the United States, Canada.
England, France and Germany.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
VALUABLE STATISTICS.

From long experience on ocean voy.
ages DR.. Muller, who has been for
years the surgeon on one of the great
German liners, has compiled the fol-
lowing statistics:
Il have the word of my patients
themselves" says the doctor, ''and it
works out about like this: Among
the men 25 per cent are seasick and
invisible; 25 per cent are on deck, but
not going down to meals; Is per cent
go to meals, but only for pride's sake;
10 per cent of the men are never
seasick, but have eaten something
which doesn't agree with them.
Among the women 40 per cent will be
seasick in their cabins, 40 per cent
will be sick on deck, Is per cent will
not be sick at all, but have bad head
aches, per cent won't feel just right
and per cent will actually enjoy it,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
Merit Everywhere.

Frederick Law Olmsted, who holds
the chair of landscape architecture at
Harvard. visited Philadelphia recently
to make an address on the subject OF
city parks.
During his visit Mr.. Olmsted dined
at a Walnut street club, and he cited
during dinner a certain elevated tract
on the Biltmore estate, of which he is
landscape gardener.
This tract he said, would be
beautiful for some purposes, hideous
for others. Everything is like that
good for some things, bad for some
Others. Thus, if we use our minds,
we can utilize nearly everything
put nearly everything to some good
use.
"'Al1 kind has their merits as an
old Georgia colored man once said.
Some one had asked this colored
man what breed of chickens was the
best.
"tAll kinds has their merits he re-
plied'De white ones is de easiest found
and de dahk ones is de easiest hie
after you gifts EN-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
CHINESE PEcuLIARITIEs.

In giving his opinion of China, Capt
Faulkner. of the artillery corps, cpl
tomized the Chinese characteristics so
cleverly that some of his listeners
copied down his words.
China said Capt. Faulkner, sis a
country where the roses have no fra
GRANGE and the women no petticoats;
where the laborer has no Sunday and
the magistrate no sense of honor;
where the roads bear no vehicles and
the ships no keels; where old men fly
kites and the needle points to the
south; where the place of honor is on
the left hand and the seat of intellect
in the stomach; where to take off your
hat is an insolent gesture and to wear
white garments is to be in mourning;
a country which has literature with
out an alphabet and a language with
out a grammar"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
~HERE's LOOKING AT YOU"

The quotation Here's looking at
you would seem to need no intro
duction, yet it is probable that very
few people could offhand explain its
origin An ingenious explanation has
been offered lately by the well-known
collector of interesting information.
Tody Hamilton.
81 heard the phrase so persistently,"
says Mr. Hamilton. when 1 was in
Germany that at last inquired about
it, and one day the truth came out.
It's a quaint old phrase dating back
to the Middle Ages, to the days when
the beer mugs were made with glass
bottoms. To look at you meant to
drain the glass-to drink until you
could see through the bottom Rather
apt, wasn't it?''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
MAcARoNI AND rAPERs.

my cook and 1 are not on speaking
terms at present. said Mr. George
STANCE of comic opera fame. 81 came
home late the other night and went
to the buffers pantry for a taper to
light my way about in the library 1t
so happened that the cook had put a
box of macaroni in about the same
place where the box of tapers was
usually kept. OF course l took stick
of macaroni and tried to light it and
failed. Then I tried again and again
and again and it wouldn't light And
L tried more sticks and they would not
light l suspect that 1 lost my tenn
per and made audible remarks that
woke the house up. At any rate,
spoiled very select box of macaroni,
made an awful mess of it and upset
the next days bill of fare. The cook
has not forgiven me yet. 1t is a lucky
thing she did not think to retaliate
and cook the tapers.''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
Perversity of Youth.

A school teacher was trying to I'M
press upon a pupils mind that Co
lumbus discovered America in 149z,
so he said: Now, John, to make
YOU remember the date when Co
Iumbus discovered America 1 will
make it in a rhyme so you won't for
get it. In 1892 Columbus sailed the
ocean blue Now, can you remember
that. John?" Eyes, SIR" replied
John. The next morning when he
came to school his teacher said:
aJohn. when did Columbus discover
American In 1893 Columbus sailed
tho lark blue sea-"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
THE ACME OF RATHOS.

when L was in London last sum-
mer," said Miss Eleanor Robson, Il
read an advertisement in a paper that
was the acme of bathos. AS near as
1 can recollect it the wording was like
this:
IF this should meet the eye of
Emma D., who absented herself
last Wednesday from her fathers
house, she is implored to return, when
she will be received with undiminished
affection by her almost heartbroken
parents. If nothing can persuade her
to listen to their joint appeal
should she be determined to bring
their gray hairs with sorrow to the
grave-should she never mean to re-
visit a home where she passed so
many happy years, it is at least ex-
pected, if she be not totally lost to
all sense of propriety, that she will
without moments delay send back
the key of the tea caddy,"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
BEING A MATINEE IDOL.

THE mistakes a young actor makes
come home to roost with him after he
has been ten years or so on the
STAGE said Mr.. James K. Hackett.
when l was first called a matinee
idol L thought it was a great compli-
ment and gloried in it. Now l know
it is a stigma that works almost un-
told injury to an actor. Mr.. Kyrle
Bellew is also a sufferer from it and
can sympathize with me. For sever
al years he has been working hard
to live down the reputation of being
a matinee idol For myself, 1 know
that the title has cost me good many
thousands of dollars.
1.-THE very words are abhorrent to
me. would prefer to be called a bad
actor rather than a matinee idol"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
RETURNED WITH THANKS.

There are, of course, various ways
of returning manuscript, but it is
probable that the following instance
is unique. While Sir Alfred Harms
worth was actively engaged in edi-
torial work one of his contributors
was amazed one day on opening an
envelope to find the following brief
note:
Dear Sir-The superscription to
your MSS. seems to best express our
reason for refusal Yours. etc"
On examination the title page was
found to read as follows: His Great
Sin, about five thousand words
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
Tribute to Col. Younghusband.

A newspaper correspondent who &C.
companied the British expedition into
Tibet says that the success of that
undertaking was undoubtedly due to
Col. Younghusband, who was equal
to every emergency. He sat through
every durbar monument of patience
and inf1exibility, impressive as one of
their own Buddhas. Priests and coun-
cilors found that appeals to his mercy
were hopeless. He, too, had orders
from his king to go to Lassa; if he
faltered his life also was at stake;
decapitation would await him on his
return. That was the impression he
purposely gave them. 1t curtailed
palaver How in the name of all their
Buddhas were they to stop such 2
man?''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
KNEW THEIR PLACES.

During trip to Ireland some time
ago Mark Twain visited, among other
places, several of the higher courts
He tells the following experience as a
fact and places it in Cork: 1t was
the first day of the trial, and the jury
were assembled for the first time The
court officer was addressing them in
the usual formal way
s"Gentlemen of the jury said he,
twill you be so kind as to take your
accustomed places, if you please?'
And thereupon, according to Mark
Twain, every one of them, as though
from long familiarity, walked straight
into the dock.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
HISTORICAL PRECEDENT

Two c1ergymen of very different
training met recently at the confer
ence of their faith in Philadelphia.
The following conversation was re-
ported afterward by Bishop Vincent,
who is known as the author of more
than one good story. The first clergy
man accosted his friend with 81 hear
you have got degree at college -
The second asSented We'll" said
the first, 81 thank the Lord that he
opened my mouth without learning %
Yes" was the rejoinder, 81 have
read of similar instance in Balaam's
time"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-18
WOULD WANT A HARP THEN.

The craze for giving and accepting
coupons for purchases of merchan-
disc, to be redeemed by prizes, was
given a more or less merited rebuke
by Mr.. Nat c. Goodwin. After buying
bill of goods the salesman offered
him the coupons that the amount of
the purchase called for. Mr.. Goodwin
shook his head.
81 don't want EN- he said.
fsYou had better take them, SIR"
persisted the clerk. 1--WE redeem
them with very handsome prizes. II
you can save up a thousand coupons
we give a grand piano"
Say, look here" replied Mr.. Good
win, eff 1 ever drank enough of your
whiskey or smoked enough of your
cigars to get a thousand of those cou-
pons I wouldn't want a piano. I'd
want harp