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The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Remedled.


Women have a resourcefulness that
men can never hope to attain. A
young lady named Kate - was mar
ried the other day. When on her
honeymoon she had occasion to make
some purchases in shop. and ordered
the goods to be sent to her at the Roy
al hotel. But in an absent-minded
moment she gave her maiden name to
the shopkeeper.
She had scarcely reached the door,
however, when she noted her mistake.
With admirable wit she stepped bacA
and said to the shopman:
"Oh. by the way. send that package
to Miss Kate -. care of Mrs -,
Royal Hotel" and she swept out of
the shop as II she had been married
fifteen years-London Tit-Bits.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
WHAT GERMANS CALL AUTO.

II 10 Described Fully by an Express-
I've Name.
"It seems to me that the German
language has q bit the better of the
English tongue when 1t comes to the
name given that useful and popular
thing, the automobile" said an obser-
want man in the New Orleans Times
Democrat, though will admit there
is chance for controversy on this
point. The German for automobile is
selbstfahrer,' meaning literally self
driver This seems to me to be
better and more expressive name for
the automobile. It seems 70 me to
come nearer describing the thing than
the English word. Yet 1t cannot be
insisted that English combination Of
the words auto and mobile is alto
gether unhappy. 1t would mean al
very far from being bad. There are
Al. worse combinations in this day
Of ra word making. Still have
strons preference for the German way
OF saying automobile. 'Selbstfahrer
seems to me to At the bill.
by the way. the German for tele-
Ehone is not bad either when you como
te think Of it. 'Fernsprecher' they say
In German. Here we have another
very happy combination. Literally
fernsprecher' means far-speaker.'
This is what the telephone is from my
way Of looking at it. Possibly 1t is not
SO musical as the English word. Yet
there is deal Of poetry in the idea
of 'far-speaking.' something just bit
suggestive of the echo. do not re-
gard this combination quite as fortu.
nate as the other one to which have
referred. but 1t is by no means bad
at that. l like the other word and
think we could make no very serious
mistake II we should steal 1t and incor-
porate 1t in the English language. It
might simplify our language to some
extent because of the many uses to
which we have put the prefix auto al
ready"
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
HarrIsan,s Unconscious Bull.

Edward Harrigan, the Irish come
dian. is occasionally guilty of an Irish
bull, as this incident proves. He was
seated at a table in a cafe with fel-
low-actor. The friend had ordered
whisky. and the liquor was served in
. decanter holding enough for several
drinks. They sat for some time talk
ing. and when the time came for pay
ing the bill, the friend informed the
waiter that he had had but one drink.
'Whati" said Harrigan. "only onef
Il seems to me you have had two"
mo. Ned, only one.' persisted the
friend.
We'll, perhaps you are right" said
Harrigan. "IIl admit didn't see you
take the first drink, although I did see
you take the second. ..-New York
Times.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
The Rostonese Eor IL.

She was a specialized lassie from
Boston aud had taken charge of q
country school.
well. how are you getting aIong?'
he asked.
Very nicely now, thank you." she
replied; but 1t was hard at i,st."
els that so?"
"oh. yes You see. in the beginning
l tried moral suasion as a corrective
measure. but falling in that / resorted
TO tangible instrumentality."
"A what?" gasped the simple-mind.
ed trustee.
"A tangible instrumentality." she re-
piled sweetly-"a good. stout hickory
switch, don't you know"
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
WEST BOUND. EAST BouNp.

No. ! is California express and makes Local
stops between Lamar and La Jnnta.
No. D is Denver express, stops on flag at Las
Animas: Carries free chair and Pullmans.
:. No. is the Mexico and California express.
No. and No. both carry tourist and Pullman
sleepers. No. connects at LaJu Junta for Pueblo
Colorado Springs and Denver.
Train No. 81 runs to La Junts and will accom-
modate passengers for intermediate points.
No. 2 is through California express and con-
meets at La Junta with a train from Denver car
ries passenger through to Chicago without
No. 8 is Denver express and runs through to
Chicago without change. Carries free chair
car and Pullman sleeper.
No: . is local passenger and makes all stops
Carries chair car and Pullman sleeper. Runs
through to Chica6o4without change of cars.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer
fully answered. Descriptive literature and
time tables folders free by applying to
g. j. GARvIH. Agent
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Tonic to the sps.sm

For liver troubles and constipation
there is nothing better than DsWitt's
Little Early Risers. the famous little
pills.' They do not weaken the stomach.
Their action upon the system is mild,
pleasant and harmless. Bob Moore, OF
Lafayette, Ind, says. "No use talking,
DsWitt's Little EARLY Risgrs do their
work. All other pills have used grippe
and make me sick IN the stomach and
never cured me. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers proved to be the long sought re-
lief. They are simply perfect" Persons
travelling will find them the most relia-
BILE remedy to carry with them. Sold by
], II. Myers,
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
A Grim Tragedy

Is daily enacted in thousands of homes
as death claims, in each one, another
victim OF consumption or pneumonia.
But when coughs and colds are properly
treated, the tragedy is averted. II. G.
Huntly, Of Oaklandon, Ind, writes:
my wife had consumption, and three
doctors gave her up. Finally she took
tion, coughs and colds, which cured her.
and today she is we'll and strong" 1t
kills the germs Of all diseases. One dose
relieves. Guaranteed at SOC and s1.OO
by I. H. Myers, druggist. Trial bottles
free. y q
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Cured lun bago

1903: "Have been troubled with Lum-
bago ut different times and tried one
physician after another; then different
ointments and linam-nts, gave it up al
together, So tried once more, and
got hottie OF Ballard's Snow Lima
ment, which gaye me almost Instant re-
lief. l can cheerfully recommend it.
and will add my name to your list Of
former sufferers" 25c, SOC and 81. at 1. II.
Myers,
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Makes Position for Woman,

Jane Grant Walker by her will.
which has been filed for probate, be-
queaths $4,000 to Grace church. New
York City. "for DIAGONAL fund" the
income to be devoted in perpetuity to
the maintenance of woman serving
the parish in charitable and mission
ary work, "as a perpetual memorial
Of Miss Walkers School for Girls
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Postomce Time Table

The following time table will be ef-
fective on and after Nov. Is, 1904: Mails
close going east, 1910 p. m., going east
and west $50. Mails due from west
1905, a. m., los p, m. 3:O2 n. M; from
east 2:35 a. M, 9:l3 p. m.. 5:25 a. m
Office open, 8 a. m. to 6:30 p. IN. Sun
days 8 to a. m. Money orders and
registry to 6, except on Sunday.
d. e. COOPER, P. M.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
sIckenIns snIverlns Fits

or Ague aud Malaria, can be relieved
and cured with Electric Bitters. This
is pure, tonic medicine; OF especial
benefit In malaria, for it exerts true
curative influence on the disease, driv.
ing it entirely out Of the system. 1t is
much to be preferred to Quinine, having
none of this drugs bad after effects. E
s. Munday, OF Henrietta, Tex, writes
"My brother was very low with malarial
fever aud jaundice, till he took Electric
Bitters. which saved his life. Only soc
guaranteed by l. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Rev. Carlisle p. 3. Martin, l. /. o

or Wavealy, Texas, writes: "Of a
morning. when first arising, often find
q troublesome collection of phlegm,
which produces cough and is very
hard to dislodge; but small quantity
Of Ballard's Horehound Syrup will at
once dislodge it. and the trouble is over.
know Of no other medicine that is
1 can most cordially recommend it to all
persons needing medicine for throat or
lung trouble" 25c, SOC and slat I. H.
Myers
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
American Electric Lines.

A recent report of the Census Blu
reau shows that at the present time
there are 22.577 miles of electric rail.
way in the United States. operated
by 9S7 companies, with a par value
Of capital stock and outstanding
funded debt Of $1,000 ,0OO, 900. They
use 1.29S.O00 horsepower. haul $780,.
100000 passengers. and have 133,o;I
employees.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Spoiled Her Beauty

Harriet Howard, of 209 W. 34th St
New York, at one time had her beauty
spoiled with skin Trouble. Sne writes
IL had Salt Rheum or eczema for years
but nothing would cure 1t, until used
Bucklen's Arnica Salve." A quick and
sure healer for cuts, burns and sores
25c, at /. II. Myers
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Imperfec. Digestion

Means less nutrition and in conse.
quence less vitality. When the liver
fails to secrete bile, the blood bscomes
oIlsl With bilious properties, tn, diges
tion becomes impaired and the bowels
lconstipated. Herbine will rectify this;
il gives tone to tho stomach, iiver anu
kidneys, strengthens the appetite, clears
and improves the p.exton, infuses
new life aud vigor to the whole system
SOC ut |, II, Myers
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Speedy Relief

A salve that heals without Il scar is
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. No reme-
dy effects such speedy relief. II draws
heals all cuts, burns aud bruises. A
sure cure for piles and shin diseases.
DsWItt's is the only genuine Witcn Haz
sl Salve. Beware OF counterfeits, they
are dangerous. Sold by 1. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Pleasant and Most Erecting

T.J. Chambers, Ed. Vindlcator, Lib
erty, Texas, writes Dec. %. 1902: With
pleasure and unsolicited by you, bear
tsstamony to the curative power OF
Bailard's Horshound Syrup 1 have
used it in my family and eau ;heerfully
Affirm it is the most effective and pleas
ATTEST remedy for coughs and colds |
have ever used" 25c, soc, 81. ut 1. Fl.
Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
Longest Tunnel In the World.

The completion of the worlds long
est tunnel, Simplon, is to be celebrated
In 1905 at Milan. the nearest importar
italian city. by an international e,
position for which preparations ar
now being made. A fund of 100000
has been raised and the King OF lt7'
has promised to aid the undertaking in
avery POSSIBLE way.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
COUGHS and Colds

All coughs, colds and pulmonary com
plants that are curabls are quickly cur
cd by One Minute Cough Cure. Clears
the phlegm, draws out inflammation
and heals aud soothes the affected parts
strengthens the lungs, wards off pneu-
monia. Harmless and pleasant to take.
For sale by |. II Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18

$50, 600 just received for farm loans
No delays.
L. WRIT MARKHAM.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18

Buy the genuine Brom G. .Quinie
McLeans Drug Store 25c.
The Lamar register., 1905-01-18
R-I-P-A.N-S Tabules
Doctors find
A good prescription
For mankind

The h-cent packet is enough for usual occasions
The family bottle 40 cents) contains q supply
for year AL druggists sell them.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
e Falls City Notes e

Mr.. and Mrs. Tucker visited Dallas
on last Saturday.
Mr.. Williams and wife were Dallas
visitors, Saturday.
Mrs. Yocum was a Falls City visitor
the first of this week.
DR.. Holland made a business visit
to the county seat, Saturday.
Mrs. Arthur Watkins and children
visited in Portland this week
A. Aurland has placed a hedge in
front of his property upon the hill.
Grant March, of Sheridan, visited
his brother Herb March, of this place
last week.
Earl Kuhlmann, of our town, has
secured the upper Salt Creek school
for the Spring term.
Miss Nina Alderman has accepted a
position as the primary teacher in the
Ballston public school. She is one OF
the pupils of our school, and we pre-.
dict for her success.
Every citizen of Falls City who has
a piece of ground large enough for a
row of beans is making garden. All
report the ground to be in excellent
shape.
All of the teachers of the Falls City
public school attended the teachers
meeting at Dallas last Saturday anc
received some good pointers which
they will use in the work of the Levi:
and Clark exhibit.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
Striks Hidden Rocks.

When your ship of health strikes the
hidden rocks of Consumption, Pneu-
monia, etc., you are lost, ifyou don't get
help from DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. ]. W. McKinnon, OF
Talladega Springs, Ala, writes: 81 had
been very i'll with Pneumonia, under
the care of two doctors, but was getting
no better, when l began to take DR..
Kings New Discovery. The FIRST dose
gave relief, and one bottle cured me. "
Sure cure for sore throat, bronchitis,
coughs and colds. Guaranteed at Belt
& Cherrington's drug store, price SOC
and $I00. Trial bottle free.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
Life Guards.

The Life Guards are two regI'nenIh9 g'9i"h
Of cavalry forming part OF the I'ant pir'l9
ponsebold ~ NC troops. They are gallan.
soldiers. and every loyal British hea, ear
is nroud of them. Not only the Ming :
household, but yours, ours e4sly ;.
bodv,s should have its lie gualu9.
TIe pG need of them is especially great
when the greatest foes of life diseases, -
End allies in the very elements aS
colds influenza, catarrh, the grip anu
pneumonia do in the stormy mohtn -
March The best way we know OIL 10
guard against these diseases Is ~ ~
strenrthen the system with Hood s
sarsaparilla-the greatest OF all HE
onards, 1t removes the conditions IN
which these diseases make their mos,
e,,ccessful attack, gives Vlgor auu
tone 70 all the vital organs and tuhc'
tions, and impalts a genial warmth
TO the blood. Remember the weaker
the system the greater the exposure u
disease Hoods Sarsaparllla MAKES
the system strong.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
Advertising News of the World, 81.

Advertising is what keeps the cash
register clicking. 1t is only the short
sighted business man who neglects to
keep in touch with advertising. The
leading ad journal of Western Amer
lea is PACIFIC COAST ADVERTISING, pub
lished monthly at 22S Mercantile place,
Los Angeles. A subscription to this
magazine will keep you thoroughly in
touch with advertising developments
and will give you many practical hints
that you can turn into dollars. 1t
treats advertising from a Pacific Coast
standpoint. No free copies, single
copy 20 cents, coin or stamps. Sub
scription $500.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
SUMMONS.

In the Circuit Court OF the state oil ofeso"'
for POLK County, Department No. = y,rd
Carrie |. Ward Plaintiff, vs. Mahuel 4 ""iU'
To- Io Manuel A. Ward, the aboye-named oe-
In The name OF the State of Oregon ou are
hereby required to appear ana answer Ile fTai
nI,int filed against you in the aDoVe.ehtliil1tu i 60
t,onrt and suit within six weeks from Tue uute %
- rho first publication of this summons to-wlt
on or before the first day OF Aprll, lyVo anu ~ -
vnn fail so to answer, for want IheIeol lue io
IIainti' will apply to the Court for decree as as
nraved for in said complaint, to-Wlt' IhaG tne
mo Triage contract now existing between pi9l1-
tiffnnd defendant be dissolved ana aLnulled
that the plaintiff have the future care anu aLu
custody Of the three minor chlldreh 0l % %the
marriage of plaintiifand defendant, VIZ, ,Bert1 1a
| N Ward Mildred L. Ward and DORIS NJ. Wafu
that nlaintiif may have and recover OF ana from
| the defendant her costs and disbursements III
this suit, and that she may have such other anu
| fnrther relief as to the Court mny seem hee'
with equity and good conscience. ,,,
| This summons, by order OF the non Eu
| Coad. Judge of the County Court OF the state ol
| Oregon. for Polk County, made at chambers al
! Dallas, Oregon, on the 14th day OF February
! 1905, is served upon you by publication thereof
! for period of six consecutive ana successlVt
weeks Immediately prior TO the first day OF Aprl
1906, in the "Polk County Observer news
paper ofgeneral circulation, published weekly
| at Dallas in said County. The date OF the ilrs
publication of this summons is February lhl9Oo
! OSCAR HAGTER,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
COURT HOUSE NOTES.
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

J A veness and wife to Lula 4
Dornsife, lots in Dallas, $3.50.
" Lynch and wife to John A
Lynch, lot in Independence, 500.
Lewis and wife to w c Lewis
land in S, raw, $500.
JT Ford, sheriff, to R NJ Fowle, land
mites, r6w, sheriff's deed.
H H Jasperson and wife to Nj
Gentry, lots in Independence, 1925,
JIM Gentry and wife to Joseph NJ
Pickens, lots in Independence, S575.
H G Campbell to Coast Range
LAUNDERING Company, lot in Dallas
81.
JB Smith and wife to I F Yoakum,
80. Al acres in t 8 s, re W, $500.
Holmes ct ux, ct al to Florence
Laberee, acres, t Z S, r3 W, $3.50.
Brown to Florence Laberee, 16
acres, tt s, r3w, 81.
sc Irvine to MarsE 81 E Merwin, LOT
in Independence, 5000.
Jas Pierce and wife to John Eborall,
80 acres in G s, rs W, $240
Peter Cheekee to John Eborall, 4C
acres in 6 s, r7w, $240
Alsea Bill and wife to John Eborall,
40 acres, t6 S, TT W, 'S240.
James Foster and wife to John
Eborall, 40 acres in s s, r 7 W, $24O.
James Foster and VT to John Ebor'
all, 40 acres, t 6 S, RI W, $24O.
John Eborall to Maude Eborall, 16C
acres, 6 S, r7w, $3.50.
Henry Hill and wife to Samuel
Fisher, lot in Independence, 5000.
WI Mclaughlin and wife to Chas
J Schnabel land in S, W, 81.
Chas Schnabel and VT to VIM n
Mclaughlin, land in t 8 s, T 4 W, 81.
John Quiring Jr to Agatha Dyck
30 acres in t 7 s, r5w, $1.00.
John Quirlng Jr to Angenatha Red
dekopp, 1887 acres, 7 s, r 5 W, 81.
John Quiring Jr to Katharine Rotf
4O.1O acres, t 7 S, W, 81,
John Quiring Jr to Margaret Redde
kopp, 1873 acres, t 7 S, w, 81.
John Quiring Jr to David D Redde
kopp. 51.62 acres, t 7 S, 5w, 81.
John Quiring to Mary Reddekopp
5O.55 acres, tt S, W, 81.
Madaline Hipp and husband to I
McCandless, 2 acres, s S, + 4 W, $500
T B Huntley to H Hirschberg,
acres, t $, raw, 81.
Jackson Baker to G W Siefarth
1907 acres, s S, re W, $2234.
Jackson Baker to William Ellis
76. 40 acres, 8 s, T W, $226528.
H A Thomas and wife to Emerson
L Harris. 100 acres, t 7 S, r4 W, $500
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
SUMMONS.

In the Circuit Court OF the State OF Oregon
for Polk County.
I. A. Ireland, Plaintiff, VS.. Louis Sachse and
Maria SachSe, Defendants.
To Louis Sachse and Maria Sachse the above
named defendants:
In the name of the State of Oregon: You are
hereby required to appear and answer the COM
plant filed against you in the above entitled
suit in the above entitled court on or before six
weeks from the date of the first publication OF
this summons upon you and II you fail so to
appear and answer the plaintiff will take a de-
cree against you as prayed for i'll his complaint
herein, to-Wit That plaintiff is the owner in
fee simple and entitled to the possession of the
following described real property to-wit: Be-
ginning at point chs South Of the quarter
Sec. cor, on the E. boundary of Sec. l. in T. s.,
K. 5 W. of the Will. Mer; thence running S.
32.69 chs. TO the S. E. cor. of the Wm. Mason
D. l.. c.; thence W. 2S.25 chs. on s. boundary of
said claim, to the E. boundary of the J. Z.
Elkins D. /. c.; thence n. 4.35 chs. to the n. E.
cor. OF said Elkins D. l.. c.. thence W. S12 chs.
along the n. boundary of said ElkiGs D. l.. c. TO
the Z. boundary of the S. P, r. r. right of way
thence n. 30 degrees 40 minutes E. 3 chs. along
said right of way; thence N. 3 degrees W. II
chs. along said right of way, thence n 6 de-
grees 80 minutes w. S67 chs. along said right OF
way; thence E. Sc links, thence n. 5.78 chs.
thence +. 36.O6 chs. to place of beginning, con-
tanning I'LL acres more or less, and that the
certain deeds recorded in Vol Is at page 2O2
anu III VOL 10 page ItS De reformed ana that
defendants be forever barred and enjoined
from claiming any right, title or interest in
or to said premises or any part thereof, and for
such other and further order as to the court
may seem proper.
This summons is published for period of six
weeks in the Polk County Observer, by order OF
Hon. Ed F. Coad, Judge Of the County Court of
fOik county, Oregon, made at Chambers at
Dallas, Oregon, this 9th day of February, 1906,
and the first date of publication is February
10, 1903, and the last date of publication will be
the oath day Of March, 1905.
SIBLEY & EAKIN,
Attorneys for plaintiff.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10
Administrators Notice.

Notice is hereby given, that the undersigned
was on the 10Th day of December, 1904, by al
order OF the Hon. County Court OF Polk County
Oregon, duly appointed administrator M OF IN,
estate of Thomas L. Butler late OF said Count!
and State, deceased, and all persons haylnl
claims against said estate are hereby notified tt
present the same duly verified to the under
signed, on or before six months from the dat
hereof, and all persons knowing themselves IN
debted to said estate are hereby notified to cal
and settle the same on or before six month
from the date hereof.
Dated AZ Dallas, Polk County, Oregon, thi
25th day of January A. D. 1905,
THOMAS J. BUTLER,
Administrator of the estate
of l.. Butler, deceased.
Sibley 4 Eakin, Attorneys for estate.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1905-03-10

Many a Inan is looking out for his
health, but looking for disease in the
wrong direction. He takes medicine 70,
his nerves, which seem "gone to pieces"
lie doctors" for his heart, which is
up his liver with pills and powder But
he does no. get any better. He is look
i"g for the cause of his complaints il
tn wrong direction.
1t IS a common thing for some one
who has used DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery for stomach trouble" to
find that when the diseased stomach is
cured the weak" heart is made sound,
the slug ISL liver stimulated, and the
throbbing nerves tranquilized. This fact
alone suggests the truth which every
leading medical scientist knows and rec
OguiZes-that diseases which seem re-
mote from the stomach are often caused
by tile disease of the stomach and other
organs of digestion and nutrition. When
the diseased stomach and the digestive
and nutritiye system are cured of disease,
the other organs are cured with them.
Food is the basis of life and of
strength. But it is not the quantity of
food eaten which supports the life and
health Of the body. The body is sus-
tained by that portion of the food which
after beinE eaten is converted into
nourishmeut and properly assimilated.
When tbs stomach and its allied organs
of digestion and nutrition are diseased
or "weak," only part of the food eaten
is converted into nutrition, and the body
and its organs are therefore only partly
nOurished. DR.. Pierce's Golden Med.
ical Discovery cures the diseases of the
stomach and digestive and nutritive sys-
TEN which prevent the proper nourish-
ment of the body. In that way the
body is once more strengthened in the
only way possible, by food properly
digested and perfectly assimilated.
Any person suffering from disease in
chronic or aggravated form, is invited TO
consult DIR. Pierce by letter free. AK
correspondence strictly private and con-
fdential. Address DR.. R. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, n. Y.
There is no alcohol in UGolden Med
ical Discovery" and it is entirely free
from opium, cocaine, and all other mar
cotiCs.
Accept no substitute for II Golden Med
ical Discovery" The main motive of
substitution is the desire of the dealer to
make little more profit out of Vou bv
selling you less meritorious medicine.