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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
With the Long Boo.
eye natures walks. shoot folly as flies.

LARGE hot fatal hreshing machine chugged and roared
n by the house yesterday recalling the summer
spent braking in the dear old railroad yard.
~
The barometc for the latter part of the week
by indicates that the of
is likely to be out next Sabbath
34
Yet how much there is being properly dressed Have
you gone church and felt much out of place
lamb chop in bunch of violets?
An advertisement in a weekly paper says:
The Contractors Supply and Equipment company, Old
Colony building Chicago report big demand from all parts
of the country for their popular Smith Mixer
Why should they want to mix those Smiths up any
gets We hardly tell them apart
%>
Miss Helen Earth of Chicago has been married. Some
other fellow thinks he's got the whole earth!
49,
few weeks ago distressing motor accident occurred
in the little village Of Markyate in Herfordshre close by
the famous seat of the Cecils-Hatford' Whether this
sea' sofa chair the dispatches neglect to
mention But at about four the afternoon little boy OF
between four and five, named Willie Clifton, knocked
down and killed village street by motor going at
pace, which rushed without stopping and dsap
peared cloud Of dust the distance There three
people in the and painted green That all the
clue the horrorsrcken villagers had The went fast
could take the NUMBER much less to it, aho
English motorists have way of using false numbers and
hanging them out when they faster than the law allows
so confound the lurking bobbies Every effort
the offending motor Naturally there
much public indignation, and popular camor and the Ennis
creant the 'demon,' who killed the poor little boy with
his accursed uggenaut' gibbeed and abused in the
papers-n much in the Daily Mail. In fact AL
fred Harmswor editor jumped into the breach with brand
ishing sword and flaming eye with
100 POUNDS REWARD.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
THE HERTFORDSHIRE VILLAGE 'FA-
TALLY.
Search for the Missing Car.


tragedy the little Hertfordshire village of
Markyae has sent thrill of indignation turnout the country
The motorists be found Many people have
both before after
100 pounds for information will lead dentfca
on of the responsible that they be
brought to trial
And on and Of course the reward secured
dgs and the result that discovered that the
motor belonged to Mr. Hdebrande Harmsworh brother
Of Sir Alfred Sir Alfred had unearhed his brother
"miscreant''
What to be done? Why that easy. Sir Alfreds
brothers chauffeur the scoundrel capped jail
forthwith! Bail refused Ha! Let justice be done the
people, who sain if the chauffeur perish
miserably! r'~ Z" ~ ~'>
The Allegheny Pa bureau Of health it is officially
KNOWN satisfied that scarlet fever cannot be suppressed
by fumgang whiskers There epidemic Of the disease
there this spring. there last spite Of the efforts of
the bureau Of health in whsker fumigang Earlier in the
spring squad Of special officers who do the fumgatng for
the city, visited the quarters where most of the bewhskered
citizens live Some of them mgated but the greater
part of those who whskers violently objected having
their fringe officially tempered with You be surprised
that with zizzes of kind that have tendency
bring low barometer and atmospheric disturbance should
be sensitive when the board Of health tries to put chloride
of lime Paris them night but such proved
to be the And the frequent the whsker the
louder the boiler put up by the grower difficult to see
why who sports wiskers in time Of pest should object
to having them vaccnated but the board of health
obdurate who would not whale oil soap
their draperies.
Notwithstanding the poisoning Of germs so many
whiskers the first year, the scarlet fever broke the
bureau and it thought that perhaps wskers
not guilty after ALL But Superintendent McLaughn Of the
bureau of health, still has faith in the whskers theory in
spite the fact that the disease bad year as
last He thinks that the plan did not have horo trial
Some whiskers evidently escaped
Why whsker should be anxious for folks scarlet
fever do not What is there it for the whskers
'>." - - A. j. r.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08

Grove City, Mimi, June Ladies Of
Sunshine Society, Minneapolis Mimi
Dear Kind Friends: It is with great
pleasure that write you about the 60
cart you so kindly sent free of charge for
my little boy. Kindly accept my hearty
thanks.
Kind friends, if you could have seen
the joy it brought to this home, then in
deed you would know the value of your
sunshine.
The two older children jumped in child
ish joy and Russell smiled and kissed It,
which is the only way of expressing
himself, as he has never been able to
talk. He cannot say a word nor can he
help himself to anything. He must be
dressed and fed, and requires all the
care of little baby but now I can put
him in his cart and the older children
can wheel him around. The fresh air
seems to do him good. Heretofore it
was not possible for him to get out much.
| because he is too heavy for the other
children to carry, and as I am alone to
do all the work and have one smaller
boy, get very little time to be outdoors.
Remember me as one who fully appre-
~ciates your kindness. and if any of you
ladies come to Grove City, kindly call at
my home. I shall be delighted to see
and speak to any one who has shown me
such kindness, and if I can in any way
do something in return, will be so will
| ling. Sincerely yours, Mrs. n. W. H.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
MR.. DUFFY'S PROUD NOSE.

The late Mr.. Duffy Of Keene N H, was as known
for his wit for his many manly virtues among which
that Of lifelong total abstinence from ntoxcants which
seemed somewhat at with the fact that his
very red
On occasion, when business in liquor saloon in
his neghborhood drummer in to sell cigars 70 gain
the good of the bartender he invited all place
to drink to which invitation all readily responded
MI. Duffy.
The drummer went to him. and, shaping him on the
shoulder, said II say old what you going to
have?'' IN s8sS4sss
II thank you, sir-r but niver dhrink, was Dufy's
quiet reply.
What, you never drink said the drummer, with a
sarcastic laugh Now if drink, will you please
tell us what makes that of yours so ed?''
The mpernence Of the questoner at once aroused the
Feasibility of the old gentleman, and he replied: Srr
it is glowing with prod, because it kept out Nv other
peoples business Boston Herald.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
"Sunshine" Scholarships,

The Sunshine clubs thruout the union
are doing great amount of good In
many directions. Just now they are max
ing concerted effort thru the Interna-
tional Sunshine society to endow 100 per-
petual free scholarships for poor young
men in Alfred university, situated in Al
legany county, this state.
Alfred university is in it's sixty ninth
year. with six college buildings, two dor
mitories and a preparatory school: en-
dowment and property, s525,O00; and a
large faculty, all specialists, representing
twenty Of the leading colleges and uni
versities Of America and Europe.
One hundred dollars establishes condi-
ttonally a $1,000 scholarship; and it may
be kept alive by the payment of not
less than $25 year until $1,000 is paid.
! The income is applied toward the tuition
of the beneficiary. Founders of schol-
arships may name beneflciaries.-New
York World.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
Be Kind.

How little we know of each other
In this uneven journey of life;
OF the trials, the cares and the heartaches;
The inward and unending strife.
We look at the worm beaten surface,
So cold and ungenial 1t seems;
We care not to know that beneath it
:. The are gems of fair lustre unseen.
We read not the heart that is bleeding,
We know not the O. erburdened mind;
But let u.s., our masters steps needing,
In all things, to all men, be kind.
Be kind, to the weary one, toiling,
To the one who is thoughtless and gay;
Be kind to the sinner, the fallen;
Be kind, be kind, while you may.
Perchance you may cheer on the weary:
The thoughtless one help with smile,
The sinner needs, o SO much Kindness
Then be kind, yes, be kind all the while.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
CMr10S and Oddities.
"'Tis passing sfranse!"
A CONSCRIPT'S HARD LUCK.
IT'S passing sfrange!''

&c PEAKING of conscrpts,' said the sailor he laid
- down book Russia did tell you about my
Uncle Joe?
.t'We, Uncle Joe in the time Of the civil war, had
friend named Hiram Hanes. Hiram conscripted, but
when he to take the medical examination he didnt
pass The doctors said he good for soldier They
said he wasn't strong enough to fight
"Hiram told Uncle Joe about this and Uncle Joe said
after thinking little while:
Look a-here Hi, I'm conscrpted, too, and my exam
nation set down for next Thursday What's the matter
with you taking it in my name I'd pass, sure if took
it myself, for I'm strong But you took it
for me, fakin', you know, why I'd get off
" But the risk, says Hiram. 'Thnk of the risk Joe
Oh, by Jimmy no. couldn't do it,
There amt risk, says Uncle Joe I'm these con
fused times, with the doctors examnin thousands
conscrpts day, there ain risk whatever Come on
Hiram Oblige I'll give you two hundred dollars if
you do ~~>
"Such lump of money that brought Hiram to terms
He said he take the examination in Uncle Joes NAME
enough he done it, first gettn his pay advance He
wasn't detected either But by ngo, this time the doctors
passed him. This time they declared him sound in wind and
limb, and the maxim s Of fust-rate soldier
THAT is why Uncle Joe has been down war all his
fe He lost, $780, and had to fight four years.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
What the Market Affords.

p LACK RASPBERRIES, 1212 cents, pint boxes.
II Cherries so cents pound.
Apricots, so cents basket.
Deviled ham and deviled tongue 5 and 10 cents.
Anchovy, sardne and cheese pastes, 25 cents.
CAVIAR small cans 25 cents
Potted chicken, 10 and 20 cents
Chicken Loaf Is and Is cents.
There prospect that California cherries will
reach moderate figure this They very fne
however, and especially attractive the paper boxes packed
before shipping holding something less than pound April
cots have become quite plentiful and the baskets are
large, containing from six to eight dozen.
With the picnic begins the demand for sandwich
materials and for food suitable for the picnic basket There
better sandwiches than those Of poed meats
and fish, but these good and and are always
desirable to have in stock for emergency For cheese
sandwiches the cheese paste the soft cheeses jars
nicer to handle than sliced cheese The addition Of lettuce
leaf to these sandwiches spread thin with PASTE
Them but should be used if the sandwiches have to stand
long time. Tomato sandwiches of various forms are
in popularity One Of these made by spreading thin
slices of brown bread with French mustard then ayer
cheese sprinkled with SALT and slices of small ripe
firm tomatoes with bread Serve with water cress.
A tomato and egg sandwich is made by chopping the
whites of four eggs, MASKING the yoks and blending with
little thick tomato pulp, SALT pepper, and
pinch Of sugar Spread thin slices Of buttered brown
bread.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
The Reward of Service.

The sweetest lives are those to duty wed,
Whose deeds, both great and small,
Are close-knit strands of unbroken thread,
Where love ennobles all.
The world may sound trumpets, ring no bells;
The Book of Life the shining record tells.
Thy love shall chant its own beatitudes
After its own life working. A child's kiss
Set on thy singing lips shall make thee glad:
A poor man served by thee shall make thee rich;
A rich man helped by thee shall make thee
strong;
Thou shalt be served myself by every sense
OF service which thou renderest.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
Sunshine SUGGESTIONS,

Strive at all times to say only the
things that are worth the saying. II
you are gifted with quick wit, be very
careful to not make use Of 1t to amuse
those about you at the expense Of an
other than yourself.
If you are gifted with a retentive men,
DRY, make it your habit to treasure up
the things that are helpful and pleasing
to talk about, and all that is foolish and
worthless pass by.
Always endeavor to say those things to
your friends and acquaintance that will
cause them to feel comfortable and at
ease. Speak words that are sweet and
encouraging and about the rest, be silent.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
A KICKER.

tVOU behind ostrich all right said the sailor
1 "but go in front of him. you'll get kicked.
The ostrich, like kicks forward He has been
known to make backward kick.
eff youshoud happen to get in front Of ostrich and
he should happen to unge out at you with Of them
long legs, dodge down the goundfor ostrchs
kick has no force till it is three feet high Under three
feet ostrich can give good kick and, KNOWN this
fact, he don't attempt it.
II have dog worryin ostrich to death, but the
ostrich didn kick him. What would have been the use9
The kick wouldn't have amounted to anything It wouldn't
have hurt the dog more'n a feabite."
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08

And others overhear
what we say to each
other just the same.
It's all very annoy
ing and rude, but we
can It afford to have
our own telephone.
$50 Will, who is
r a t h e r ingenious, I
think, fixed : up a
chart in which fig
ures represent letters
a n d W h e n I was
speaking n u m b e + S
just now I was spell
ing out what I want
ed Will to know, but
did not want our
eaves-dropping tele-
phone partners to
underestimate
Mrs. .Rentyr disap-
peared and when she
returned brought a
piece Of white card
board on which were
pasted, in the form
Of a cross, certain
numbers and letters,
- n
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
MINNESOTA HEADaUARTE1
Good Deeds, Kind Words.

AS we look out upon the world in the
morning, refreshed and strengthened by
night of sleep, and as we start upon
new day in the journey of life, let us
resolve, with purpose strong, to make
good deeds and kindly words our stepping
stones to higher, better living for tomor-
row.
one gentle word that I may speak,
Or one kind, loving deed,
May, tho a trife poor and weak
Prove like a tiny seed
And who can tell what good may spring
From such a very little thing?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
What Women Want TO K1u0ay.

A UTHORITY ON COINs.-Wl you kindly answer thru
II your paper the following question: Who is authority
Of the value of old cons?-E NJ E.
Any inquiry in regard to coins will be answered by writ
ing to the United States mint, Philadelphia Pa. A. NJ
Smith, 249 Hennepn avenue Minneapolis, Minn is an a
thority old coins tell you more Of their value
than any else in the city,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
For Better or for Worse.

There is no one who does not exert an
influence for better or for worse, for
happiness or unhappiness, upon those
around about him with whom he may
have to do. Therefore, we should all
speak. act and live to make the world
brighter, and the people in it happier, as
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
QUESTIONS FOR TOMORROW.

PROTECTION AGAINST MOTHS.-Please tell me if there
is anything besides mothbals to put among fur and
wooden garments to keep them free from moths? Will
lavender leaves? Can you tell me how to make a down
quilt? Where can buy at moderate pirce, book or
manual general laws pertaining land fences stray
etc.-A Reader.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08

have been surprised had she caught eyes, this T.
than she when Mrs Rentyr said: Four but
if fourteen thirteen seventeen brings seventeen nineteen
double sixteen twenty you get nineteen
teen thirteen twenty nine, nineteen thirteen sixteen"
Mrs Rentyr shot several voleys of numerals mixed with
plain English into the telephone, said goodby" and
turned the paror with indications Of dsordered in
telect apparent.
''What manner Of crazy talk you giving
just now? inquired the amazed visitor 'Were you prac
tcng football signas?
"Oh, laughed Mrs. Rentyr, 'that's what my brother
Jackhe's bit slangy, you knowcals the rubbernecks
worry It's scheme Will and have cooked because
have learned there disagreeaby nqusve peo
pie line We party line system, you know four
telephones Hne and you hear what going
the from other telephone your line by simply
putting receiver to your Some young in
the neghborhood-I don know her name-has anus
ing conversations with her best young Sometimes they
squabbe and sometimes they have dreadful exchanges of
sweet words All sorts of family affairs given publicity
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08

NUMERALS M12kED ENGLISH :,
INTO THE TELEPHONE evidently cut out Of
office calendar the numerals black the letters red
Under each black numeral red letter. The
Of numerals began with five and to thirty, in this
fashion: y
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
DIvIS 10 "
Made Russell Glad,

may be in our power to do. This is
sunshine.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
" She 7elebboned IN Cipher.

IVY HEN the telephone bell rang Mrs Rentyr
. excused herself and hurried to the instru-
ment.
y Her caller heard her give the introduce
! tory ''Hello,'' and waited for the usual
~ UYes this is me- ;, R11t che could not
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
INTERNATIONAL SUNSHINE SOCIETY

INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.
90 Fifth avenue, New York. Cynthia Wess
over Alden, founder and president general.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-08
Daily Mail and Callous Motorists.

100 POUNDS REWARD.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
Arlington Lumber
GOmpanA

We have just closed con-
tracts for lumber and building
material to fill our yards from
Arlington to Condor. Our
Condor Yard will be the larg-
est and most convenient Lum-
Der yard in Eastern Oregon.
COMING! Two car loads
of Sash. Doors, Mcldings and
Turned Posts. Our prices will
be found to he the lowest.
ARLINGTON LUMBER COMPANY
Arlington and OOndOn
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
Dying Of Famine

8, in its torments, like dying OF con-
sumption. The progress OF consump-
tion, from the beginning to the very end
is long torture, both to victim and
friends. "when had consumption in
its first stage" writes VIM Myers, oi
Cearfoss, Md, latter irving different
medicines and good doctor. in vain,
at laot took DIR. Kings New Discovery
which quickly and perfectly cured me. "
Prompt relief and sure cure for coughs
colds, sore throat, bronchitis, etc. Pos
itively prevents pneumonia. Guarsn'
teed at all druggists, price SOC and $l.O(
q bottle. Trial bottle free.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
Cuban plarrhoea.

U. s. soldiers who served in Cuba
during the Spanish war know what this
disease is, and that ordinary remedies
have little more effect than so much wa
ter, Cuban diarrhoea is almost as sew
ere and dangerous as mild attack of
cholera. There is one remedy, however,
that can always be depended upon ss
will be seen BY the following certificate
from Mrs. Minnie Jscobs Of Houston,
Texas: II hereby certify that Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy cured u,y husband of u severe
attack OF Cuban diarrhoea, which he
brought home from Cuba. We had
several doctors but they did him no
good. One bottle of this remedy cured
him, as our neighbors viii testify. |
thank God for so valuable medicine. "
For sale by Condor Drug Co.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
For Sale.

One of the finest farms in Gillian
county, containing $50 acres of land, To-
Gated % miles west Of Condor. 1t has
an abundance of water for house use and
stock, large orchard Of all kinds of fruit,
good house, barn and other out build
ings. 1t also has good spring crop in.
For particulars call on or address,
WILLIAM HAwEs,
9-tf Condor, Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
Desirable Home for Sale.

Four fine lots with neat, new 6ve-room
dwelling and good barn in desirable To-
cation in Condor. For price, terms and
nil particulars enquire OF the under
signed on the premises.
Album MOORE,
6-tf Condor, Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
L. W. MOORE
Treasurer of Gillian county, Orego
School Clerks Notice.

All school warrants of Condor School
District, (old No. 9, new No. 25) regis
tered prior to September l., 1904, will be
paid upon presentation at my office. In
terest ceases after May /, 1905.
p. h. STEPHENSON,
5-tf School Clerk.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
5tf
Notice..

Having disposed of the Jarvis Phar-
macy l hereby give notice that all per-
sons indebted to me are expected to
come forward and make settlement eth
er by cash or note without delay.
If. j. @. JARVIS.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08

For SALE-In the town of Mayville,
two large lots with two-story building.
Apply at this office or to W. WEHRLI,
Mayville, Oregon.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08
Treasurer's Notice.

all county warrants registered prior
Oct. l, 1904, will be paid upon pre-
sentation at my Office. Interest ceases
May Is, 1905.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-06-08

The water we'll being drilled bv the
railroad company on their right'of-wsy
north OF the depot site is now down
about 500 feet. A test was made last
Saturday to determine whether or not
a sufficient amount OF water had been
obtained but it was not satisfactory and
drilling will be resumed at once with a
larger machine which arrived Monday.
The company wants well that will
furnish so gallons OF water per minute
for seven consecutive hours and they
now expect to sink the we'll to depth Of
1000 or 1900 feet.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-24
PERSONAL
5 returned 10 Sui

Eugene White has returned to Sui.
phur.
A. A. Chapman was here last night
from Ravia.
j. A. Taylor of Wynnewood is in
the city today.
j. c. Washington was in from Mar
ietta yesterday.
Judge +. NJ Payne of Chickasha is
visiting in the city.
b. X. Pate and wife of Caddo were
in the city yesterday.
w. u. Frame departed today for
Kansas City on business.
Walter Dean. Esq, of Paris, well
known citizen, Is in the city.
b. +. Frensley and daughter. Miss
Nirgie departed today for Colorado
Springs
Mrs j. j. Duston has returned To
her home in Gainesville after a pleas.
ant visit here
Mrs II. J.. Broadwell of Cisco has
arrived in the city TO visit her par
cnts, Mr.. and Mrs d. Redfeld
J. A. Maddox. the popular ropresen
tative of the Dallas News is in the
city today in the interest Of his paper
Mr. and Mrs. \. II. Hooper have re
| turned home after a very pleasant
visit to points in kentucky. Tennessee,
and other states.
j. 5. Mullen and wife have returned
from an extended trip to points in the
west Mn Mullen reports that his faith
| er is getting along nicely lie Is lr
/ San Antonio at present.
julius ~. Kahn left today for Gal
weston. TO meet niece who has ar
rived from Germany They will return
/ TO this city Monday. and the nice,
/ will spend several weeks with Mr.
/ Kahn and family.
Andrew Hardy a former residen
of Ardmore, Is here for a few days
Mr.. Hardy has been travelling eXten
sively since last March and is Jus
from Old Mexico. He looks a pictur,
Of health ami feels better he says thar
he ever did