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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Aeekly-Yes, we're going to move to
6wamphurst. Doctor--Eut the climate
there may disagree with your wife.
Meekly-lt wouldn't dare.--PhIladel-
phia Press.
Nell-Mr. Krammerer Is so kind. He
saitsI took very pretty and very ar.
tistic picture. Bell-1ndeed? Aud
whose picture did you take. dear?--
Philadelphia Ledger.
Lady-very healthy place, is III
Have you any idea what the death
rate is here? Caretaker--Well. mum.
l can't 'xactly say; but It's about one
apiece all round.--Punch.
Mrs. Smith-rd like to sell you q
ticket sir. We're getting up rafie
for a poor sailor. Mr.. Krusty--Not to
me. wouldn't know what to do with
a sailor II I won him.-Ex.
Most divorces are caused by a very
common mistake" "What 10 itg'
MANY a man In love only with a dim
pie or curl makes the mistake Of mar
rying the whole GIRL Life.
Clarinda--Arent you allowed to
keep dog in your new nat? Florinda
NO. we had to give Fido away; but
Jack had his dear little bark put in
our honograph.--Journal Amusant.
Ida--Are they really so rich? May
II should say so. When they slipped
several spoons and saucers into their
grips the hotel clerk said 1t was mere
~ the souvenir hobby.--Chicago News.
"Heavens. exclaimed the first moth.
there's fine prospect of starving to
DEATH How so:" inquired the 9th.
er one. There's nothing In this box
we're locked up in but a bathing suit
Eek.
Miss Passay--You may sheer at pet
dogs. but they're faithful, anyway.
I'd rather kiss a good dog than some
men. Mr.. Sharpe-Well. well. some
men are born Observation-Disclosures
Ledger.
Edith-Is 1t true. Dolly. that Larkin
kissed you before he picked you up in
that runaway? Dolly-Yes. dear; you
know he Is studying to be a doctor.
and that was first aid to the injured
Chicago Record Herald.
VINO can blame the Gar for refns
ing to establish Russian Congress.
when he reflects that it probably
would establish Congressional Rec
ord and free seeds distribution p
Savannah News.
Miss Joyce. the perfect model"
leads the simple life to keep a perfect
figure. That kind OF argument will
have more weight with women than
years Of preaching by Parson Wagner
Birmingham Age-Herald.
A Tennessee church has taken out
an injunction to prevent certain Of Its
members from installing an organ in
the church. Now II it will tnke out
an injunction to prevent the soprano
from insisting on singing solo every
Sunday all will be well.-Atlanta
Journal.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25
La Grippe Is Epidemic catarrh.


1t spares no class or nationality. The
cultured and the ignorant, the aristo-
crat and the pauper, the masses and
the classes are alike subject to Ia
grippe. None are exempt-all are liza
BILE.
Grip is well named. The original
French term, Ia grippe, has been short
ened by the busy American to read
grip"
Without intending to do 80, new
word has been coined that exactly de-
scribes the case. AS II some hideous
giant with awful grip had clutched us
in it's fatal clasp.
Men, women, children, whole towns
and cities are caught in the baneful
grip of u terrible monster.
Have you the grip? Or, rather, has
the grip got your If SO, read the fol-
lowing letters.
These testimonials speak for them
selves as to the efficacy OF Peruna in
cases Of la grippe or its after effects:
A Southern Judge Cured. :,
Judge Horatio j. Goss, Hartwell
Ca, writes
"Somc FIVE or six years ago had a
very severe spell Of grip which left me
with systemic catarrh.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

"a friend advised me to try your Pc
runa, which did, and was Immediate
ly benefited and cured. The third hot.
tie completed the cure. Ill. j. Goss.
Cured In a Few Weeks.
Miss Jean Cowgirl, Griswold Opera
House, Troy, N. y, is the leading lady
with the Aubrey Stock Co. She writes
the following:
During the past winter Of 1901, !
suffered for several weeks from = severe
attack OF grip, which left serious Ca
tarrhal condition Of the throat and
head.
''Some one suggested Pcruna. As =
last resort, after wasting much time
and money on physicians, I tried the
remedy faithfully, and in few weeks
was rs we'll as ever. jean Cowgirl.
Saved by Pe.ru.na.
Hon. James X. GULL il one Of the
Oldest and most esteemed men Of Oma-
ha, iJeb. He has done much to make
it what it is, serving on public boards
number Of times. lie endorses Peru
ma in the following words
IL am 6S years old, am hale and
hearty and Peruna has helped me at
tain it. Two years ago had Ia grippe
my life was dcspaired of. Peruns
ayed me ~ r Chill
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

A remedy for the divorce evil might
BIZ for the clergy to preach divorce as
o duty.-Houston Crexas) Chronicle.
Bulgaria has addressed another note
to the powers. 1t will be likely to turn
up in diplomacy's dead-letter Office
Washington Times.
From the amount involved, 1t looks
like there ought to be more lawyers in
the Chadwick case than have yet ap-
peared.-Atlanta Journal.
II the Mormon saints" are up to all
they are up to. what can Mormon
sinner do TO distinguish himself?-
Houston CTexaS Chronicle.
The Gar is quite willing to give the
people Of Russia such rights as he no
longer considers it poss' be to with
hold.-Washington Evening Star.
A man was mobbed in Utah recently
for kissing girl. 1t is probably
against the rules in Utah to kiss less
than six at time.-Augusta Chron-
icle.
The man who buys nickel's worth
Of piety on Sunday is sometimes sur
prised to see the stock run low and
the week still young. Her
aid.
The Sultan Of Turkey ia trying to
negotiate loan OF $15,OOOOOO. He
has probably been reading the Chad.
wick Observation-Disclosures Courier
Journal.
A Brooklyn judge says a man who
dyes his hair is weak-minded. Prob
ably because he does away with the
gray matter.-Newport News Times
Herald.
When woman can't find anything
else to worry about she can do 1t about
whether the baby il going to wear
sideburn whiskers when he grows up.
New York Press.
A 14-year-Old boy married 13-year-
old girl In Tennessee after a court.
ship Of one week. Time Is evidently
regarded as valuable In that section
Birmingham News.
But what We want those witnesses
In the SmO0t case to tell Is whether
that man was really lynched in Salt
Lake City for whistling "Only One
Girl."-Atlanta Journal.
Clever men are the best encyclo.
pedias." said Goethe, but you cannot
buy them with free bookcase for 81
down and the balance on the install
ment plan.-Houston Chronicle.
As Whitelaw Reid is to b. Amba ssa
dor to England we trust he will not
neglect to send his plum-colored plush
pants to the pressing club before he
sails hence.-Macon Telegraph.
The third battle Of Manassas"
seems to have disgusted Congress
with the sham battle business, and in
this respect the army appropriation
will be cut.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Clara overheard her parents talking
about Bible names. rs my name in
the Bible?" she asked. mo, dear"
Didn't God make mel" Eyes" "Then
why didn't he say something about
itT-Harper's Magazine.
Tom-YOung Huggins has a cheap
look about him. yet he Ii decidedly
popular with the fair sex. How do
you account for it? Jack-Oh. l sup
pose there IL q sort Of bargain counter
charm about his chean look.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Among those who have received the
highest award-the Grand Prize--at
st. Louis Worlds Fair, was the A. ].
Tower Co., the makers Of the FISH
BRAND SLICKERS. Many of our
readers who went to the Fair will re-
call their fine exhibit in which water
proof garments were shown adapted to
30 many uses that almost every depart.
ment Of the worlds work was sug-
gested.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Little Ruth visited large whole
sale grocery store with her aunt.
While there clerk gave her 4 small
sample bottle of ketchup. That even
ing she tasted 1t and seemed much
pleased. oh. auntie." she exclaimed
some time later. when you go to that
store again. please tell the clerk l
would like another example VI ketch-
up."-I.lttle Chronicle.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

"The most exquitite happiness that
can come to n woman" said one OF
the sex. why, it's to look her best
when she is married. II girl knows
she's looking her best then she has
reached the supremest state Of eHhil.
aration that is given to womankind. -
Charlotte IN. CO Observer.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

The Standard Oil Company Is going
to tow a barge $4,000 miles ut sea Just
to demonstrate the power Of the
Standard Oil pull. Of which We have
heard 10 much.-WashinRfon Post
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Pardon me-" said the masher. but
you look like young lady l know"
Pardon me-" interrupted Miss
Bright, "but you look like man l
don't know."-Philadelph Press.
why are you poutlng, Ethel?"
Jack said l was beautiful. ! told
him he must have been shortsighted."
What did he say !" why. the hor'
rid thing said perhaps he was. "--Cht
cago News.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Colorado Ia making giant strides in
agricultural development" says the
Denver News. Yes, she Is even trying
to make two Governors grow where
one grew Observation-Disclosures Post.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25
"rAxH nynAma

and disorders Of every nature success
ladies before and during confinement.
Consult lady physician. free, In person
or by mall. CONFIDENTIAL Paris-New
brook Bldg. i3l8h Second Az. Corner
Union. p. o. Box sic. Seattle. Wash
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

When a husband and wife are both
OF one mind 1t isn't difficult task TO
figure out which originally owned the
mind.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Teacher--Whic letter Is the next
one to the letter H? Boy--Dunno.
ma'am. Teacher-What have I on
both sides Of my nose? Boy-Freckles.
mQ'am.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Of the cusst. and many throughout ths
N CUs9oiz1s Am III s1s7 AD-
v10x40DI1U3. I don not sell trash.
nothing but the 01D4 In good enough
for my customers. DO not b. inhaled.
low price 10 no bargain. unlees Xuu
get quality. anybody can sell worthless
TN W0nxD'S s1A1pAnD poe1-
rive eroNs panel doors. stock sissA
standard quality. standard thtchneaA
nsA' Of e''a' II &c. 8. - par s'''
sisss TIA Ssss siass made.
! haye 81 sisss. send Ter price nses
glase window ffnmse. door franeA
porch columna. etc. Don't 6elay. Wvsoo
at onre 70 my salssroom. 1See 1r6 Ave-.
.. .. w1xxsAleA
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Jlnks-H0w's your wife. Blinks1
Blinks-Her head troubles her a good
deal. Jinks-Neuralgia Bllnks- No;
she wants a new hat!
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind. bleeding Or Protruding Piles
Your druggist will refund money n PAZO
OiNTMENT falls to cure you In to IA
days. bOc
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

Mothers will find Mrs. winslows's soothin
Syrup the best remedy to usefor their children
during the teethine period.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

kor coughs and colds there IL no betts,
medictne than Piso's Cure for Cansum p
si0n. Price rs cents.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

One girl is company; two breach
Of promise suit.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

In this age Of fairness, . man who
= being abused need only keep still
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25
vcIjA(IIiARRFl

I suffered for . long time with . bad
case Of Catarrh, and took . great deal a
medicine without any benefit.
I had . continual headache, my cheeks
had grown purple, my nose was always
stopped up, my breath had q sickening and
disgusting odor, and coughed incessantly
Iheard Of your s. s. 8. and wrote you.
/ commenced 70 uss 1t, and after taking
several bottles was cured and have
never since had the slightest symptom Of
the disease. MISS MARY l.. SroRM.
Cor. 9TH h Felix Sts., st. Joseph, No.
Wheeling, w. Va, May az, 1908.
lhad Nasal Catarrh for years for which
used s. s. s. with very gratifying results.
I tried local applications for some time,
and getting NO permanent relief came 10
the conclusion that the seat Of the trouble
was In the blood. Knowing s. s. 8. to be
Q good blood medicine began it, use,
and after using it for some little while It
did away entirely with the Offensive mu-
Gus In the nostrils, and did not have to
hawk and spit. especially in the morning,
to dislodge the catarrhal matter.
I637 South st. FRED Fl. Pnxssy.
The filthy secretions and foul mucus thss
are eoutinually dropping back into the
throat, End their way into the stomach
asd are absorbed into the blood. catanh
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25
SASH AND DOOR BARGAINS


MY nve cross panel
doors at el.9o Per doOr
are known everywhere
and your nearest deal
or will tell you he
can't purchase . No.
! Ave croespanel door
for the money, from
any dealer or manu-
facturer. He may try
to convince you that
my doors are not good
doors. don't be de-
ceived. I have the
largest business In
the north west. IN
my line. l did mot
build MP this great
business on fraud or
Misrepresentation. !
cant AFFORD to send
out shoddy materials.
II would soon put ny
standing In bad re-
pute, and make Of my
customers lnntiO r
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-25

then becomes con.
stitutional, and the
only way 70 Nthd
fHhthroushth The
blood. Write ~ 4
Jon have catassh,
aad our phydd-
ems will sdvise you
without charge.
spasy. Atlanta. G.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-23

must exist some mistake In regards 70
t4o claim Of your client DR., y. A. Stein,
AZ the person, you refer TO, Il not known
y me, neither Is she In any way whatever
pelated 90 me.
am a respeotable married man, and
would hardly want 10 shoulder the obliga-
lions Of any one outside Of my family circle.
Or. Stein Il a total stranger 20 Inc, and,
II thl7 II case Of oalumny or intent 10
undermine my social position, shall have
70 refer you to my attorneys, and shall
on my part not hesitate 10 enter proceedings
To my protection.
The matter IL so preposterous, that l
find II difficult to express my contempt
\. @. worsELEY
Mrs Richter. who Il young and good
looking, testified In Dr. STEMS behalf,
and declared his statements 20 be true.
She produced the two Eric letters from
her handbag, and handed them 10 Mr..
Eisner. In reply TO some questions she
said that she was separated from her hus-
band and had known Wolseley for some
time. He was a frequent caller at her
apartments. she said, and when she in
formed him Of her need Of a physician's
services, he told her, she testified 10 get In
any good doc tor and he would foot the
bill.
Later they we're estranged and when
she called on him for money 10 pay DIR.
Stein he refused and pleaded that he was
financially crippled. It was about then,
she said, that the letters passed between
them which she produced. Wolseley she
said, had often paid other bills for, her
when their relations we're more friendly.
Wolseley, who, though born In Peru Is
fair Of complexion, took the stand in his
defense and oontradicted Mrs. Richter;
He admitted that he had known and visited
her, but declared vehemently that she lied
when she said that he had promised 70 pay
her Doctors bills, or had written the letters
put In evidence. He said he owned a type
writer, but could not operate II, and posi-
lively denied that he had written the ERIC
letters or even seen them before.
All the circumstances surrounding the
case, he said we're known TO his family,
including his wife, and he denounced the
action Cs an attempt 10 ruin him socially
Justice Roesch reserved decision.
Wolseley is a young looking man, tall
and well dressed. He wears Kaiser
Wilhelm mustache.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-23
DEATH DIsCLOSEs MARRIAGE.
widow and Family Both Publish the Death
Notices.


Notices.
The death notice OF Roland ]. Gray,
grandson Of Mrs. Stoddard Gray, the me-
ti.um who died in her cabinet during
seanoe last fall, appeared in morning news
paper yesterday in the next column to the
notice Of his secret marriage to Miss Mary
A. Nelson Of $50 West Ffty-fifth street.
They read as follows:
NELSON-GRAY-A Nyack, =. y, Oct is, 1904.
Mary a. Nelson to Rolllr J. Gray.
GRAY.-Rolin J. GRAY. beloved husband OF Man
A. Nelson. April 10, 1905.
Notice OF funeral hereafter.
GRAY.--On April 10. Roland J. Gray, aged % years
Funeral services at the chapel Of the stephen
Merritt Burial Company. sth sv. and 18th st.
on sunday, al 1850 Inierment kenslco
cemetery.
The first OF the death notices was put
In by the widow, the second by Grays
family. II is presumed that the family
spell the boys Christian name correctly.
Mrs Nelson, mother Of Mrs, Gray, ex-
planned the situation yesterday. She said
MIR. Gray and my daughter had been
engaged for some time. He was out Of
work and was in no position TO support a
wife. Nevertheless, they went 70 Nyack
last October and were married They
told me about II a little later and we took
Mr. Gray into our family. He boarded
with us until last December, when he de-
Veloped quick consumption. He was taken
TO st. Josephs Hospital and there he died
this week. His death made II necessary
TO announce the marriage.
Il approved Of the match. understand
that Mr. Gray's relatives disapproved
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-23
PRIEST OUIETS STRIKERS.
Angry Reservoir Laborers were Threaten
ing Trouble when He Interfered.

Angry Reservoir LabOrers We're Threaten
ing Trouble when He Interfered.
The Italian workmen employed on the
big city reservoir in jerome Park, be-
tween 2OOth and 2l7th streets, went on
strike Yesterday morning for shorter hours
or higher wages. They made 90 much
disturbance that it took all the reserves
IN two precincts to hold them down, and
were nearly rioting in the afternoon, when
n priest oueted them and induced them
10 wait until Monday before pressing their
demands.
John B. Mcdonald was the contractor
In charge Of the work until few weeks
AGO. when he sublet the contract TO William
Bradley & Sons. At quitting time Friday
evening the Italians met and decided TO
q trike I'm less the contractors reduced thelr
hours from 10 to or raised their pay from
N.25 to 3l.6O a day. They declared that
they had enjoyed an eight hour d Gay un IiSs
their new foremen. They presented ther
demands, and were turned down,
Yesterday, when the o'clock whistle
blew, they were all on hand, but not 70
work. They formed picket me euo CS.,
the reservoir excavation and scarce aWSy
the few Italians who tried to 60 70 Work.
The foremen tried 20 convoy some laborers
through and there were some small IloIs
rom which the foremen retheu OeCsuse
of inferior numbers. The Italians began
10 parade up and down the streets and soon
cot 40 lively that Capt. Foody OF the AIM
bridge station, who was on guard WIN ms
reserves, telephoned for the reeervSs from
The Bronx Park station. Win this TO-
a forcement, the police kept order;
A meeting was called at 29o In the aiter,
noon at Fenimore Hall. 2oith street ana
Jerome avenue. The Italians swung INTO
heavy debate at once, and the meeting grew
hotter and hotter. The contractorn' IN
the troubled state OF Affairs, did not pay
the men their wages when they QUIT ano l
! half a dozen incendiary orators o"e"
eve want our money! yelled the strikers.
II was at this point, when they Were
| shaking fists and talking VIOLENCE tIaI
! Father Antonio Paciella Of 81. Phuup Men
| Church In Bedford Park took the rostrum.
APE quiet, menl' he cried. hememo II
| that this IL Holy Saturday and that 70
morrow II Easterl h
sSilence!S cried the priest, and GIe '
! from his coat a cruciax, which ne -I neIo
| aloft. II had a quoting effect. Inc
| listened while Father Paciella pleadeo
With them TO mAke'trlce until Monday;
sYou have struck hastily and Whh9ul
consulting your leaders, be sslo. -
your employers In an orderly ma nh'I %
! Monday. will do all | can 70 help YOU.
! His counsel prevailed and comInltIet
was appointed for conference Every
thing was quiet last night'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-23
GRAFT IN DUCHESS COUNTY.
Former sheriff Hoffman Accused OF Maxi
ing Illegal Charges.


inE illegal Charges.
PoUoHKEEPsIE, April 22.-More tesu-
mony was presented before Justice Joseph
F. Burr at the Special Term Of the Supreme
Court to-day TO show that Allan H. Hon
man, while Sheriff Of Dutchess county,
had taken fees for personally serving papers
that had been served by mail and had
charged board for prisoners for Penods
in excess Of the time they were In jail. The
case is being prosecuted by Louis Stuy,,
vcsant Chanler, the millionaire lawyer and
Superv sor from the town Of Red Hook.
The litigation is in the form OF a tax
payer's suit against the Board OF super
visions, in which 1t il alleged that the She nm 8
bin for November and Dece mber, 1908
contained lille gal charges. Several Wit
nesaes were called TO show that Enc Moore
was released from jail eight days before
the time given by the Sheriff
r. p Shackleford Of Saratoga testihed
that a subpoena had been mailed TO him
from Albany. This was 10 refute the
SherifT's claim for mileage in serving the
subpoena In Saratoga when he apparently
went to Albany. Other witnesses gave
similar evidence.
The Court held that no matter how many
erroneous charges there were in the bill,
there must be evidence that the Supervisors
acted collusively and fraudently In ORDER
to review their audit.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-23
STRIKE DECLARED OFF.
unanimous Coal Miners IN PennsylNania
VIII Return 20 work on Operators Terms

RItuminous Coal Miners IN PennsyiNamS
WIN Return 20 work on Operators Terms
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, April 27.-President
John Mitchell Of the United Nine WORKERS
to-day made ofioial announcement 70 tne
fact that the strike in the Meyersdale, Pa,
bituminous district has been lost and that
the miners would return TO work on terms
dictated by the operators. He said that
none Of the demands for which the miners
have been cDntending for months had been
conceded by the operators, and the con-
olusion from his statement Ia that the miners
have made an unconditional surrender
strike was ordered more than year
ago. when a demand for an increase IN
wages and a decrease in diherential was
refused by the operators. Many organizers
have been in the field, and the support OF
the national organization was given 70 the
strikers. but at the end Of a year they seemt d
as far from gaining their demands az ny
frst, and the strike has been officially called
of.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-04-23
K,nderrarten Associations Needs.

The New York Kindergarten Association
needs money 10 pay for sending about
1 400 small children on short trips into the
country at this season. II Is also planned
to keep more than one kindergarten open
n n summer II donations are large enough
IL permit Il. The treasurer OF the ass ocia-
ton IL Spencer Trask Of 20 West Forty
aacond street.