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Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET
Wheat Market Hampered by Action Of
Bulls In Control
BY Assoolated Press.

b9 AbsVthtNtu ETtSHs
CHICAGO, Feb. 2S.--An advance in
the Liverpool cables because of bad
crop reports from India, together with
a marked falling off in receipts in Du-
luth, were the influences in the wheat
market. May opened at $1.19A. July
was shade to Mc up at $1,01B to $1.02.
The opening range, however marked
the highest point Of the day in both
deliveries, decline to $1.1S% for May
and to $1.01% for July following inn
mediately. Seeming fear Of some un-
expected maneuver by the bull oper-
ators, however, restricted offerings to
some extent. Covering by uneasy
shorts also tended to improve the tone
for a time. May sold back to $1.19
and July to $1,01%, but eased off again
when the temporary demand was sat-
isfled The close was easy at the bot
tom for May. July receded to $1.01h0D
1.01% and closed at $101%.
Corn was strong at the start there
being an impression that the farmers
were not likely to increase offerings at
prevailing prices. The close was easy
at 46%@47c for May and 471sc for July.
Oats were steady with the other
grains at the outset, but became heavy
and lower on selling by commission
houses and cash interests May closed
at 30Bc.
Heavy receipts of hogs at the yards
was the chief influence in provisions.
July pork closed 27hc lower; lard 10c
lower and ribs were off 17hc.
Market Hanges
The leading futures ranged as fol-
lows:
Wheat, No. 2-May, S11Sh; July,
$1.01%; September, 92%c.
Corn No 0-Gaptopohar A7Ao. Eah-
ruary, 44Ac; May, 46%@47c; July,
47bc.
Oats No. 2-September, 29hc; Feb
'o%Oe HInr :o%Os HvN .o%Os GIenI
Cash quotations were as follows:
Flour-Steady.
Spring wheat-No. 2, $115@1.19: No.
8, $1.O9@1.19; No. 2 (red), s1.1SAQ
1904.
corn-No. 2, 45c; No. (yellow),
45Ac.
Oats-No. 2, 3o9c; No. 2 (white),
3Ok @34c; No. 8 (white), 31@3Sc.
Rye-No. 2, TIC.
Barley-Fair to choice mailing, 43
@46c.
Flax seed-No. 1, $1.2O; No. 1 north
western, $1.2Sh. Prime timothy seed,
$2.OO@215.
Provisions-Mess pork, per barrel.
$12. 40@12.45; lard, per 100 pounds, $685.
@6.67h; short ribs sides Qoose), $3.50
@6.621s; short clear sides (boxed),
$6.75@6.S7h.
hi fCly ,aese- 80 l..
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
reIephone Bonds Sold

On the Los Angeles stock exchange
yesterday one Home Telephone COM
pany bond was sold for $500, and 1000
shares of Associated Oil stock were
sold at 271s cents share.
TWO-LOCAL MARKETS
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
Ten Dollars a Share

By Associated Press
BOSTON, Feb. 23.-The directors of
the Calumet and Hecla Mining COM
pany today declared a regular quar-
terly dividend of $40 per share and an
extra dividend of IS.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24


DO per bbi. OF la5 lbs net .......,.......... 40
m HaY ahds. en- sSs Rs5 Sog9hS No 'sis ssd tsG@ig @
FRUITS ANDs BBRKII1s-Ban fancy
Port. LImons,. 4@4Ac; strawberries. s91ac
'isaSsfis CITRUS FsRuiTsMIsmon.. ehosse. ,l.sOo
90 boys fancy. s2.25 q $50 box; oranges. ma
WI vEidETxBGRs SEiyH5iG I Beans. String strins, ~ ~saso
sack; eaulidower. SSSsoc dozen; celery.
ib; egg plant. 70so ib.; garlic, ilc ib. !;
lettuce, zoo dozen; lettuce, si.1s sack; peas,
7@sc ib.: spinach. sOc dozen; turnips. $50
'Aen GRAIN AND FEED tall per 100 lbs. net)
Wheat, s1.7o; wheat, iOo,lb SACKS. sl.7s;
si.5G5; bran. heavy. $50; rolled barley.
s1.35; oil cake meal. 81; cotton seed meal.
Sat. wSss ;is ofk Nss slSS oSSa ;@h0F5' @
Ssss1sS 3 s;A. wheat :::::s:iiss s:.ss s.sS
wheat fakes. per case of SO a-lb. car :.
wSsat ions flakes. per sack Of 50 lbs. ss
Corn & @nA meal. W. and Z s.lc a.ss S.s0
Eastern whole wheat
Eastern nasr whole meal. 80 s.is s.iS
Whole wheat -four. $50 2.bb 2. 30
ss yn eS PEI for 'p ptm: .sss1.
$500 $50 for cows and heifers;. calves, 90
@5; shsep; per head. wsthers. si.26GAso;
GAME tper dozen doves. sl@l;s5; cot
tontaiIs. sf@l.25i wild geese. .SSe.
frame, i6c; white amber. 1lc; amber. 1sMc:
Inyo county, 12Mc; extracted. so-lb. cans
NUTs-walnuts. California soft. No, /.
Is@1lc; No. 2. s@1oc; hard. No. I. 1o@12c;
pecans. polished. lac; Jumbo. l5c; extra
DATEs@Persian Haiowis. so-lb. box. sh
e; Alb packages. &c; Faro to,in: sTiiSs;; shc
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
Northern OIL
By Associate

By Associated Press
SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. 23.-Mornine
session stock and oil exchanges: Sales
Associated bonds, $500.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
New York Bonds
BY Associated Press

BY Associated Press
NEW YORK, Feb. 23.-The following were
the prices for bonds the stock exchange to-
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
San Francisco Mining Stocks

BY Associated Press.
SAN FRANCISCO. Feb. 23.-The official
closing quotations for mining stocks today
were as follows:
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
General Dried Fruits

By Associated Press
NEW YORK, Feb. 23.-The market
for evaporated apples continues steady
in spite of the light demand. Common
are quoted at 4@5Ac; prime, 5ss@5Ac;
choice, 6@6Ac; fancy, &c.
Prunes are improved in demand and
the market shows a better tone, though
prices remain generally unchanged
ranging from &c to 5Bc, according tc
grade.
Apricots are meeting with some in
quiry, but actual business is small
Choice are quoted at 10hc; extra
choice. 11@12c fancy, 111A@15c.
Peaches quiet. Choice are quoted al
9h@1Oc; extra choice, 10h@10%c;
fancy, 111a@12c.
Raisins show little feature. Loose
muscatels are quoted at 4AD6Ac: Lon
don layer, $1.05@1.25; seeded raisins,
5laQ6c.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
Cereals of the World

OtTcdTS OF tTt WOTTu
By Associated Press.
NEW YORK, Feb. 3.-Wheat-Spot
easy; options closed A@%c net lower
May closed $1.17as; July closed 81. .O5h
September closed 96hc
SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 23.-Wheat
--Steadier; May, $1.49; December,
81 .2S5s.
Barley-Steadier; May, 81 20; Decem-
ber, SOC.
Corn-Large yellow, 81. 1.27A@1. .35.
Bran-$21 .O0021. so.
LIVERPOOL, Feb. 23.-Close: Wheat
March, rs 5sd; May, rs Ad; July,
Is hd.
PORTLAND, Ore, Feb. 23.-wheat-
Walla Walla, SIC; bluestenf, 94c; val
ley SIC.
TACOMA, Feb 2S.-Wheat-Blue
stem, 941ac; club, S61hc.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
Credit Balances

By Associated Press.
OIL CITY, Pa, Feb. 23.-Credit bal
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24

awaits those who have some. No ship
ments from Kansas so far this week.
Receipts of Produce
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
New York Stocks
BY Associated Press.

BY ASSnClated PreSB
NEW YORK, Feb. 23.-The following were
the official quotations for stocks and bonds
on the stock exchange today.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24

The following articles were received
in this market on the dates named
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
GENERAL FRUIT MARKET

By Associated Press.
SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 23.-Fruits-
Fancy apples. LIE; common, 75c.
Oranges-Navels, 75c@1. rs; seedlings,
75c@$1. 90.
fancy, so. so.
Tropical fruits-Bananas, 75c02. so;
pineapples, 50. 00@3.5 so.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-02-24
Boston Stocks and Bonds

BY Associated Press.
BOSTON, Feb. 29.-The following were
closing prices for stocks and bonds on the
North Park union., 1905-12-29
An unmI,iaatsd Evil.

First Ald foremost, a. always, 10
the fact that the sale OF liquor results
detrimentally to The community. inii-
yidually and collectively.
A few men are prospered financially
by the licensed sale OF liquor. but the
vast majority are made poorer by It.
and thousands are subjected by It to
extreme hardships and misery.
There is not n single sound argu.
nent. moral or material. that can be
advanced In favor OF the sale OF liquor
Many good citizens vote Yes" year
after year on the assumption that
the sale OF liquor cannot be stopped
by n NO" vote. and that II Is better
to have the business regulated" un.
der license.
Many others vote "Ycs" because OF
the money the sale OF licenses brings
| into the city treasury.
Neither OF these reasons justllcs
the intiction upon the community of
the evils OF the rum trafiic.
There has never been any honest
through the police. and pauper depart
ments would show that the city pays
out more than 1, receives on account
OF 1t.
Add 10 what the city pays In extra
police and pauper appropriations the
amounts expended by the churches
and charitable institutions and by In.
dlviduals In caring for the victims OF
the pauper-brecding trafflc and the
amount received from liquor licenses
appears only a drop in the bucket In
comparison.
Then the loss of income to many
families entailed by drunkenness
which results in the loss OF time or
the loss OF Jobs must be taken Into
consideration
Account is rarely taken by the aver
age voter of the greatest evil In all I;
the hardshIps. misery and suffering
the rum trafiic entails upon the wives
and children OF Its victims.
| Homes are blasted and families are
broken up by the rum trafic.
Children are deprived OF education
and Of opportunity to prepare for sue
cess In the struggle Of life by the rum
traffic,
The rum trafiic has been respon
| sihle for more hnrdships. misery, suf
fering and death than NIL the wars In
which the country has been engaged
Out OF each war has come good, hui
out Of the rum trafiic has come moth
ing but evil.-National Advocate.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Drink and Lunacy.

The English government has Just Is
sued ns an oiiicial document the hfty-
ninth report OF the commissioner OF
mnacy. II deals with the calendar
year 1901. and the territory OF England
and Wales. The total number OF In
sane persons under care In asylum.
etc. at the end OF the year was 49,.
s2a. being an increase OF 1880 ovei
the number reported the year pre-.
viously. The startling feature OF thi
report Is lts evidence OF the relation
ship OF drunkenness and insanity.
which relationship IL 50 striking that
the commissioners have drawn special
attention that Alcoholic intempey.
ance is one OF tho most fruitful causes
of Insanity"
During the hve years. 1sS9.is03. II,
temperance was the assigned cause By
the medical superintendent In 21.1
per cent OF the male admissions. and
"a OF the female: the rates for "pri.
vate" patients being l6.7 males. 80 70.
males. and In the ''pauper' class 23.s
males and &C females. The commits.
sloners said:
III should be borne in mind that
such irt.mperance trrqucntls- -
much an effect OF brain weakness as q
cause. and the intcrmingiing OF these
renders II impossible to arrive At pre-
else conclusions. In any case. 1t can
not be denied that alcohol ID = brain
poison. and 1t Is. therefore. incumbent
to show what part 1t plays In lnsan-
| ity."
North Park union., 1905-12-29
"rhs Cancer Of Drink -

THE life histories coming before
me In n single day." said the lste DR.
Barnardo, would sufiice to coAvincs
the most incredulous how widespread
and deep-seated Is that cancer q.
drink. OF which the destitution ant
suffering of the children are too Otter
merely the external symptoms. ThiA
vice is tho dark cloud which overshad.
owed nearly all the young lives grow.
ing up In the cellars and alleys of our
great cities. and 1t will be universally
acknowledged that no EFFORT TO save
them can ever be successful which
does not carry before 1t. ms watch.
word. n declaration OF inextinguish.
able resistance to that great drink
trafIic. which sweeps away so many
unhappy young victims into Its whiri-
rools'
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Fund.ment.I Truth. Recognized.

Certain fundamental truths are be-
ginning to stand out clear IN the re-
form. says a noted writer on temper
ance. We are becoming tolerably
we'll acquainted with the scientific
nature OF alcohol. albeit OF Its prac.
tical workings the common people
have had ample knowledge for gen
erations. While we are told that nj.
cohol In certain quantities can be
oXidized In the human system. and
literate energy. and that 1t has food
properties. We kp~w upon the same
authority that It is still not properly
q food, II does not build up tissue
to repair the machine. We remember.
moreover. that alimentation is not the
only or chief function OF the human
organism. and muscular energy not
It's only or highest form OF activity;
and we know that alcohol does other
things In man besides getting itself
-oxidized." So when we read again
that alcohol Las food properties. We
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Proorsss In Australia,

In recent publication In English
temperance journals, Mr. J. q. Barrett
OF Melbourne, secretary Of the Vic.
toria Alliance. says: Things In Vic.
,oria are at the present time very
bright. indeed. In fact. this applies to
seveal Of the states In the Common
wealth. We arc on the eve OF hav.
Ing introduced Into our state parlia.
ment In Victoria. a bill providing for
complete local option (veto), having
poll every three years In every eiec.
torate for our legislative assembly. In
which the people are asked whether
they desire continuance. reduction or
no license. and In addition to that. that
with regard to compensation that .
time limit shall be inserted In place
Of the present monetary compensation.
that is In existence In Victoria. :,
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Two Gun, onered to All.

Not alone by making public ser.
wants unreliable. but by multiplying
crime and poverty and discord, does
drink disturb our civic life. In Tona-
pah. Nevada, two hundred and forty
miles southeast OF Reno. where wood
Is scarce. n house was built Of ten
thousand emptied bottles. which un.
fortunately. were not scarce. The
house built OF bottles is full of sug.
gestion. What ghostly scenes might
be seen about 1t II every empty bottle
told the story OF It's deadly work!
What forlIes and cruclties would come
to light! But all over the land there
are poorhouscs built OF bottles" In
another sense. We hear OF bottled
goods" Bottled fads would be truer
to the awful facts. There are two
cups offered us. The one is rendered
by the hand OF seeming friend. but
It is Lucifer. and as he sees 1t lifted
to the lips. he says. In voice un.
heard by the young man:
Drink, drink.
And your sou; -aall sink
Down into the dark abyss.
Into the infinite abyss,
From which no plummet or ropS
Ever drew up the silver sand o< hope"
The other. the cup OF blessing, is
in the hand OF Jesus. who as he gives
1t to those whom as he has drawn
about him by his love. says: This
cup is the new covenant In my blood
shed for the remission Of sin: drink
all ye OF It, l will drink 1t with you
in my Fathers kingdom. Christian
Herald
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Home whsrs.sr shs esssrs 10.

Hens Whsrs'sr shs Nss~t 10.
-Th home wheresr the heart is:
Whcrs'sr its loved ones dwell.
In cities or In cottages.
Throng'd hauntr or mossy dell;
The hearts q rover ever.
And thus on wave and Wild.
The maiden with her lover walks.
The mother With her child.
'Tls bright whsre'er the heart Is:
Its fairy spells can bring
Fresh fountains to the wilderness.
And to the desert nprinE.
There arc green aisirs In zach ocean.
Ger which affection xltdsE.
Aud = haven ON each rugged shore
When loves the star that guides.
It's FREQ where'rr the heart ts.
Nor chain nor dungeon dim.
Nay check the minds aspirtngs.
The spirttA pcAling hymn!
The heart gives lie Its b~auty.
ltS glory and Its power
'Tin sunlight to It's rippltng stream.
And soft dew to Its Hover.
Anon.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
DO yez send tn washin' out?"
Kill Them Off.

Really" said the good woman, seri-
ously, we should take some action
upon President Roosevelt's plea for
the family Our sex should show some
reg..d for the stork-"
Yes, indeed. Interrupted the frivo-
lous society leader; let us inausr-
rate movement 20 make storks fash
ionabla for hat trimmings '-Catho.
lie Standard and Times.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Eninuina the Secrets.

81 suppose" said the friend oil the
rural postmistress, you get lots OF en-.
ioyment out Of reading the postal
cards." .,....
yes" replied the postmistress.
"hut not near as much as | get OUT ol o
the letters | steam."-Philadelpni'
Press,
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Just One Case.

after all. the old saying, There's
always room at the top. doesn't mean
anything"
Unless" replied the travelling man.
1t means that the lower berths in a
sleeper are usually taken before YOU
get there.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Where PITY Was Due.

IT'S awful the way Whitless brags
Of his ancestors, isn't it,"
Yes. it certaialy eXcites my pity"
PITY? why. the fellow doesn't de
serve any pity It's Just his"
oh. | don't pity him. but his an
cestors.'
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Expectirc Trouble.

Nov children, said the Sunday
school teacher Il want some one TO
tell me what happened to the ioaves
and fishes which
'"Teacher." piped the new boy In
the back seat swapping his fingers.
We'll do you know"
NO. don't" replied the boy. pes
simistically, but it's cinch that it'll
be blamed on me
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Five Dollars, Please!

~ regret to say remarked The
young physician. that you have per
istaltic neurilemma. The symptoms
are unmistakablc.'
"Dear mel" exclaimed the aston
ished patient. What in the world is
peristaltic neurilemma, doctor?'
at is. sir. the disease from which
you are suffering, answered the young
NJ d. haughtily.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Ouch. to Be Satisfactory

81 suppose said the fair customer
you guarantee these corsets."
Certainly, madam replied the alb.
ssnt'minded clerk. who had formerly
Travelled for boiler foundry. We
guarantee them to stand a pressure Of
200 pounds"
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Not ESpllininq.

Don't you think you ought to give
the people an explanation of your at
titude on trusts?"
NO" answered Senator Sorghum.
"If give an explanation that is salts
factory to the people what kind OF an
exclamation am to give to the
trusts s?"-WashlnGton Star.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
II Would Swell,

Now said the clerk, this is
very good bath sponge"
OH exclaimed the customer,
that won't do. It's too large"
Large? Why, it's rather small for
a bath sponge"
Perhaps, but | live in a nat
North Park union., 1905-12-29
1e,, for rho,. Fond Of LIouo,.

Women who drink would do well
to try the experiment recommended
to men. Try going without liquor
for n while. II II Is easy to do this
be thankful you began in time.
II II is not easy--if abstaining from
drink makes you sick and nervous and
you feel completely unstrung until
you get your accustomed bracer, thep
he thankful you have discovered your
danger-Danner OF Gold.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Some Encouraoement Anyhow.

1T was your first poem, eh? Did the
editor accept it?"
mo, he sent 1t back"
ANY comment"
well, yes, he said my handwriting
was quite promising
North Park union., 1905-12-29
On the Links.

Does that man pay you much for
being his caddie?" asked one boy
NO" answered the other. He only
gives me some small change for be.
ing caddie, but he gives me 81 for not
telling what he says when he misses
the ball
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Honey Dee . rsmpsranes vverker.


In the Arkansas Democrat Of Oct
Is. I notice this editorial paragraph:
1T has been discovered that bees are
to blame for the small crop oe grapes
In different sections OF the country.
It ID said they extract the sugar froa
the grapes when they are bestnnins
to mature"
All honor to these busy bees. Wiz
should they be blamed for doing what
they were created TO do? They are
serving the purpose OF thsir ereatioa
In extracting the sugar aad transmit
Ing II into honey. thus preparing .
delicious and nutritious food for mas.
and at tho same tILS striking = blow
for temperance. thus killing two birds
with one stone--n rare thing to do.
That Is a bird OF evil omen. the vul.
ture of intemperance: and . bird q
richest. rarest, racicst flavor. that
man may eat and grow fat. and re-
main sane and safe Rather than
ocnsurc these little busy-bodics. let
temperance workers all over the land
sing poems OF praise In honor OF these
ewly-dlscovercd allies to the tenn
pcrance cause. and pray that thcIr
tribe may multiply thoasand-fold.
Let temperance people In the grape
growing sections so Into bee culture
on large scale. that the evils Of
grape culture may be reduced to 4
minimum. Methodist
North Park union., 1905-12-29
At the Intelligence Office
"An' what will me wages be-"

An WHAT VIII me wages De!
Six dollars a week"
Thursday afternoon an evenin =
orr"
Yes"
DO yez send tn washin' out?''
Yes. And we have no children. Is
there anything else you'd like to
know"
Let me see a Photograph av yer
husband"
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Step by Step.

DO you think that the world is
ready for the flying machine?"
Certainly" answered the man who
is hopeful but not enthusiastic. The
parachute. which is the most impor-
tant feature of aerial experiment was
invented years ago"
North Park union., 1905-12-29
No Further Use for II.

Now that our engagements off.
slr Jones, here's the ring"
You may keep it on one condition,
Miss Smith"
What's that?"
That You keep up the payments on
II kansas City Times.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
..,.,t He Wanted.

patient-Doctor, let me Nn0" 'H'
worst at once danger.
Doctor-Oh. there's no
You'll get well. pr, what's
P.tient-I know that. But "A"'
YOU bill goilg to ne
North Park union., 1905-12-29
The Real Thing.

$50 many characters are being e ns-l,,Sl los.
80 81 dreadful exposures OF corrup-
ton" ,..+o bee your par
aon, they are being discovered
North Park union., 1905-12-29
An Easy Trade.

Ihe newspaper man-Wouldnt take
that fellow over there for carpen.
ter. would you?
Contractor-No; he doesn't look as
II he ever did days work in his
life. What's his specially?
The newspaper man-Air castles
Judge.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
.. o-oyerb to Quote.

"Renember, said the charity sharp
"he gives twice who gives qulcN'E,
"In other words" rejoined the mar,
b,e.beayted man, he gives twice a. a..
mich as the lelloS who stops ~
.h,nl II over."-Stray Stories.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
An Old Theory.

Here is a Chicago scientist who
thinks crime can be prevented by op-
Grating on the skull"
That's an old theory with the po-
lice. They do their operating with a
club. Plain Dealer.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Ouoht to Be Satisfied.

His Wife's Mother-Family quar-
rels are so unpleasant,
He-Well, | don't see what you have
to complain Of You generally come
out ahead.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
And dot" Is Pronounced dough"

Did you feel at all embarrassed
when the count asked you for your
Gaughter?"
20, no. not at all. He had an inter
prcter with him, so it wasn't necessary
Tor me- to try to answer in French.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
What II Means.

I'D like rlference, ma'am." said
the cook, who had been requested TO
resign.
Often. you'd like letter in which
there should be no reference to any.
thing"
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Not roo Many Of 1hern.

She (sentimentally)-"How beauti-
full that idea Of the poets that loving
words can medicine most ills"
He (cynically)-"That may be: bat
loving words do not appear TO be
drug In the market"
North Park union., 1905-12-29
mbat Good Would That Do7

She (delightedly)-Papa says II we
,.on+ 10 get married he'll pay halt the
arnarsas Of furnishing house for us.
He Cdespondently)-But VINO ~ou'a
nav the other half?-Stray Stories'
North Park union., 1905-12-29
A Matter Of Pride.

The Judse-"You say you sounded
your horn after you ran over the man.
Why did you do that?"
The ChaufYeur-'I didn't want him
to think he had been run over by .
milk wagon, did II"
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Least of Two Evils.

why did you ask that woman's
youngest child to recite?"
Because" answered Miss Cayenne.
sit was the only way to keep the eld-
est child from playing the piano."
North Park union., 1905-12-29
GcoG News.

Tess-"Mr Dumley is very attent-
i've to you | notice. suppose con.
gratulations will soon be in order"
Jess-"They are in order now"
Tes-'Indeed ?"
Jes.-"Yes. rejected him last
night"
North Park union., 1905-12-29
a Kicker.

Cburch-Hes one of the greatest
o, IN find fault you ever saw.
Cotham-Is that right
why, when he was arrested ne aors
,,.ad because the handcuffs were
pl"'r n, studded with diamonds.
North Park union., 1905-12-29
e,,-oh of Knowledge.

r;-st Director-l wish they'd ih'eS'
gate this company.
Second pirector-Why! - srd out
First Director-ld me "
.ometh;np about it.-PucK'
North Park union., 1905-12-29
Proof.

Bob-Hal Spendits got new auto
mobile.
Jack-No, he hasn't.
Bob tell you he has.
Jack say lie hasn't.
Bob saw him go out in IT,
Jack-I saw his gasoline tank ex'
plode.