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The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30
EXAMPLE.

Wife-Oh, George I'm just dying for some oysters!
 Husband-That's too bad. By the way, what kind of trimming would you like on your casket?-Chicago News.
 Doctor" said the man who wanted to work him for a free prescription, what would you give for hay fever?" Nothing" replied the doctor prompt ly; T don't want hay er."-Stray Stories.
 What makes Mrs. Joyner look so anxious?"
 She has got into a dreadful quar- rel"
 What about?"
 "The election of officers in her Don't Worry club."-Washington Star.
 Lodger (who has just had plate of empty oyster shells laid before hin)-- What on earth have you brought these for?
 Servant-Please, sir, they was all wot was left after l cleaned the insides out! Ally Slopers Half Holiday. A Pittsburg baseball enthusiast went insane the other day because the Pi- rates Were defeated.
 "Huh!" replied the man who goes golfing five times a week, "a fellow that goes crazy oyer baseball doesn't have far to go before he hits bottom."- Chicago Reccrd-Herald.
 Robert" said a teacher in one of the public schools to her brightest pu- pil give me an example of the use of the word 'damper'' in a sentence"
 Robert thought a moment, then de- livered himself of the following: Teacher is damper-ticular about our English. Weekly.
 What's your name?" asked one lit- tie four-year-old miss of another.
 ''I do declare" replied the second lit- tie girl, you're as inquisitive as grown people, They always ask my name land where I got my new boots, and Iall such things, until I am almost ashamed to wear them. ."-Boston Tran script.
 Traveler-I used to know a man of Scamboge who came out here several years ago and set up for a doctor, but he didn't stay long. presume he found the town too healthy. Comanche Jim (of frontier town)- No, it warn't that adzackly, pard. He tried to introduce a new remedy for snake bite, an the town got too un- healthy for 'im.-Chicago Tribune.
 Nav, is MT. Gouger the man what keeps our hotel?"
 "Yes, dear"
 "An' they call him the proprietor, don't they, mar"
 "Yes, my child"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30
PEACE.

Gentlemen have cried peace, peace for some time, and finally peace seems to have arrived. Its terms will sur prise the world. The course of the Japanese in coming down so far and so completely will excite much discussion. If they did it to show their generosity and magnanimity they have shown much. If they did it because they have secured what they went to war for they have done something. If they did it because they thought it might pay them better to end the war now than to fight on they have shown calculation of a kind which was not expected of them. Whatever the reason for their doing it, the civilized world will be glad that the cruel war is over, and that there will be no more such terrible reading for awhile as there has been.
 No wonder Mr. Witte could hardly believe the evidence of his own ears and eyes. And if he talked as the dis patches say he did he was not as wise and courteous as he might have been or ought to have been. His country has got out of it's ill-considered scrape very cheaply.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30

through Washington. Baltimore and Belair. In Anne Arundel. Calvert, St Mary's, Charles. Prince Georges and the District of Columbia the disease still exists, but to a far less extent than fifteen or twenty years ago. Where it occurs to the largest extent is 'along the borders of the PatapscO-mainly on the north side-frOm Gwynn's Falls to the Chesapeake Bay and in those DOT tions of Baltimore and Harford coun- ties bordering on the bay" This strip along the bay contains more malaria than all the rest of the State" says Dr. Watson, but even here the cases are hardly one-ffth as many as there were ten years ago." In a somewhat sarcastic vein the doctor observes that "a few" physicians in Baltimore are still treating many cases" of malaria annually, but the statistics accompany ing the article under notice should suggest to them to change their diag~ nosis and treat their patients for what they've got" The situation. in fact, is such as to gratify all natives of Mary land, not to mention outsiders who de- sire to settle upon its fertile lands, but have been deterred by stories of mala- rial levers that formerly prevailed. As respects the future, it is anticipated that the present decline of malaria may go on to it's extinction, as in Eng land," where malaria was formerly very bad, but has now entirely disap- peared.
 Dr. Watsons conclusions are we'll fortified by statistics of the hospitals of Maryland and the District of Colum- bia, and by reports of physicians resid- ing in all parts of the State. At the Johns Hopkins Hospital. for example, the percentage of cases of malaria in 1890 was 5,7, but in 1903 the percentage was under per cent. The number of cases in 1923 was 164, in 1902-3 but fifty-five. Of the cases in the last men tioned year 1S.2 per cent had their source of infection On shipboard and in distant places; 1S.2 per cent. had their origin in Baltimore city; AIS per cent. originated along the shores of the Pa- tapsco; 9.2 per cent. were traced to other places in Maryland, and 12.6 per cent. were of uncertain origin. These figures indicate a decline in the number of cases presenting themselves for treatment in recent years, and show the sources of infection. The data supplied by the University Hospital, the City Hospital and the Maryland General Hospital are to the same eff feet.
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NOT GOOD TO THEIR WIVES.

That men are not very good to their wives has long been known in a gen. eral way, and now some rather dis couraging particulars are given by Miss Lillian Brandt, who has recently made an investigation of the desertion of wives by their husbands. She looked into 574 cases of desertion in twenty five cities in fifteen different States, and her conclusions are "that the most constant element in the situation is the irresponsible ease-loving man who acts on the theory that when hard times of any sort come he is justified in mak- ing arrangements for his own comfort, which do not include his wife and chil- dren."
 Another conclusion of Miss Brandt's is that intemperance is not conspicuous among the causes for desertion, al- though many Of the men and some of the women were classed as hard drinkers" She thinks that the intem- perance was lost sight of in the causes which brought about assertion because of the prominence of more serious faults. Her report is a rather scathing arraignment of the male sex. Wives with newly-born children were left with no means of support; women who were sick and some who were dying were abandoned, and in only three cases were the men found to be gen. timely incapacitated for supporting their families.
 Too bad, and also wicked. In the face of this showing man doesn't ap- pear well.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30
FORTUNATE M4RYLAND,

Nobody knows what or why malaria is, but it is good news that it is declin
 ing in Maryland. In the Maryland Medical Journal for August pr. W. T. Watson discusses the present decline of malaria in Maryland" and concludes with the gratifying statement that on the eastern shore malaria is almost ex- tinct, while in the rest of the State it has markedly and generally subsided." On the western shore the disease is al- most extinct west of 9 line drawn.
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NeIshborhood Comment.

The've got 'em an organ quite recent An curt'ins O Nottenham lace, They've got the back yard cleaned up
 decent;
 It used to be just q disgrace. They've had the front porch painted
 yeller;
 It's needed it bad a long while. An now they're whitewashin' the cellar, The Hogans are slingin' on style. The gals got hat that cost money Three dollars, l bet; but poor taste, She wears q white skirt when It's
 sunny,
 Lisle mitts an peek-a-boo waist. I guess that she thinks she looks killin' Whenever I see her smile, The way she fiips round with her
 frillin'
 The Hogans are slingin' on style. Old Tim wears celluloid collar His wife makes him do it, I guess, I heard that he made 8 great holler-- It sawed on his neck like distress Sech vanity! I'd not display it.; But most of us money will spile. It's true, though I'm sorry to say it. The Hogans are slingin' on style.
 Chicago News.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30

Professor Milton S. Terry, of the Gar rett Biblical Institute, is denounced by his fellow Methodist divine, Dr. w. L. MunhalI. as a most dangerous man. because he accepts the results of Bibh- cal scholarship. Dr. Munhall also ar aaigns the Methodist Book Concern for publishing such soul-destroying error" as Professor Terry's book.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30

Colonel J. c. L. Harris, of the Ral- eigh bar, appeared in the police court of that city the other day in behalf of a negro flackman accused of violating the ordinance regulating the hack bus- mess. In the course of his eloquent ar gument the colonel said: "Massachu- setts is about on par with South Car olina. The people ought to have dug 5 ditch around both Massachusetts and South Carolina long ago and pushed them into the Atlantic Ocean. We would have been better off without either of them. If it hadn't been for these two states we would not have had the Civil war. If Massachusetts had not made the United States stop the War of 1872 then we would have gone ahead and taken Canada from England and that great country would now be a part of this nation, as it ought by rights to be. Then Massachusetts made us stop the Mexican war in the 'forties, and if she hadn't have done that then there would be no Mexican government to-day and the glorious Stars and Stripes would float over this great con- tinent. I tell your honor, Massachu- setts and South Carolina are the worst States in the Union and we could well spare both of them.'
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Why do they call him a proprietor. ma?''
 Out of p0liteness, my son. To call him a highwayman would not sound nice. e.'-LOuisville Courier-Journal.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30

Bosh-Do you think marriage is a failure?
 Josh---Mine wasn't. I've tried every way could think of to get out of i+s, but can't It's the hardest knot that ever was tied!--Detroit Free Press.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30

Mrs. Russell Sage has joined the Ma tionaI Association of Audubon socie- ties. For some time she has devoted much attention to the study of birds and animals. William Butcher, presi- dent Of the association, announces that he has received a. check for $1OO,OOO from a welI-known man of the financial world, the money to be used in further ing the objects of the organization.
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Mrs. Elizabeth Joy, wife of ex-Con- gressman Charles F. Joy, of St. Louis, has begun movement in Los Angeles for the establishment of a school of philosophy, the institution to be located in a temple of science to cost $1,OOO,OOO. The school will be devoted to the study of philosophy, ethics and physiology, and it's mission will be to prove that, in nature, there are no contradictions, Hnd that, at the base of all warning Factions of materialism and spiritual ism, realism and idealism and monism, sensationalisn and institutionalism, there is but one fundamental and uni- Versal principle which unites them all and absolutely accords with science.
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Mrs. R. l.. whitney, the first success ful woman lawyer in America, takes exception to Maud Gonne's statement that .tman's inborn conceit, his tremen- tlons half-hidden egotism, precludes at once happiness for the woman with. a purpose in life" with me-" says Mrs. Whitney, marriage did not mean career spoiled, but a career-if ever had one-helped. I am ten times hap pier than when married. I have new strength, new hopes, new ideals, new ambitions
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A suburban resident of Chicago has got into difficulties with his neighbors by keeping in operation on his lawn after nightfall a photograph in which he uses records which he has caused to be made of numerous dog-fghts. They argue that if he conducted canine al- tercations in his front yard every evening he could be arrested for dis lalrs,fng the peace, and they argue that the offending photograph should be equally subject by abatement at the hands of the law.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-08-30

The latest anaesthetic is called aly- pin. It's discoverers are Germans, and the substance is said to have the quail ities of cocaine in causing insensibil1ty to pain, but to lack the bad qualities of the latter. It is described as neu- tral reagent, easily soluble in water, equal in strength to cocaine, but less disturbing to the system and causing no strfcture of the vascular structure.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-08-18
DISCRIMINATION
AGAINST CHINESE
Was Main Topic of Speakers at
The TranSmiSsiSsippi Cen
gress Yesterday
SEQUEL TO THE !BIC BOYCOTT
Feelings Of the CalitOrnianS RULED
Owing to an lnjudlcOus Motion
From the Floor.

Portland ore, Aug. l7--That the bet
ter classes Of Chinese are Disseminated
against to an unwarranted extent that
d less stringent administration Of the
exclusion law or if necessary a limit
ed reconstruction is advisable was
urged by the speakers ON oriental trade
at the second days session Of the
uansmississIppi commercial congress
today.
These ideas We're brought out with
especial force by John Barrett, United
states minister to Columbia ana by
Theodore b. Wilcox, president of the
congress Mr. Wilcox asserted that II
would be better to even admit limit
ed number Of Chinese laborers into the
United states to satisfy China. The
oriental markets had been developed at
the expense Of almost a quarter Of r.
century's labor by manufacturers OF the
Pacific coast whose efforts would be
nulliiied IL the boycott against Amcri-
can products is successful
America is I'm no position to act I'm
an Independent manner as this coun-
try produces nothing that the Chinese
want which cannot be obtained from
other nations said Mir. Wilcox.
MI Barrett, during the course of his
address emphasized the point that It
is not to compel the introduction Of
ccolie labor which the Chinese are
demonstrating against but quite the
contrary The boycott is a remon-
STRANGE because the sons Of uohlemen,
refined and well educated gentlemen,
mc held in the detention quarters by
Wwise immigration officials at our
ports Of entry for a period OF 10 days
al time. and compelled to herd with
the lowest classes Of their CountTymcn
during that time.
An unfortunate incident occurred
prior 20 adjournment for the day which
materially marrel the success of the
session. After listening to a food Of
orItory that had extended over nearly
four hours barring Interruptions from
the resolutions committee which was
inpatient TO get started IN Its work,
the delegates openly rcbcled against
the further continuation Of the pro-
gram and slight was cast upon
two Of the speakers. which though UNI
intended, nevertheless caused keen
hurt. An nJudicious motion was made
after =, ". Dickic of San Francisco
had concluded his address, that the re-
naming speeches, those OF 2. j. Won
Lobensels and benjamin c. Wright az
San Francisco be read by title placed
ON the records Of the congress and
copies furnished to the press. The
chairman refused TO entertain the mo-
ton but the damage had been done and
both speakers, offended at the conduct
of the congress, declined to speak.
A motion was hurriedly made 10 ad-
end
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FARMERS TO TRY
HORSE RACING.
PIT Up a Good Program With
Home Fed Stock
Entered.
WANT FUN MORE THAN MONEY
A Old Fashioned Race Of the Pre-.
Commercial Era--WiIl Result With
Plenty Of Joy for All.

rns farmers countrywnrd from Salt
,.g, city are In the racing business to
.,,y. an managers recently Disconnected
,,tb their success that despite rumors
=, tt. contrary there is sull room fot
,ss running horse here. There is one Diff
ns.,. however, IN the point Of view and
Il ,- nrobably that the farmer managers
ara booking for the run and not for the
lane green, which may account for their
sntie.pated success, Tho program Is IL
GOOD ono. and should bring one of the
ra.a meets such as ruled 90 years ago to-
5ar when every man with horse
trogen, 10 to the old Missouri meet and
p,rbad lt up to drive him homo after II
had done he limit on the track The en-
fries have been kept free from ringers so
nr AIS known They are
Mile. uacIug. Dick ~ william Thomp-
som. Maud e. Davis. Cyay Drank
IowelD Lady Q' Burguer, Nick CE, T.
NIl. uouing, Iras Or Graham Gin
e.. d. f. MiucD, Alzama O'. IS, Nruok-
~. smmp ~ Jonoal Nancy o. D.
lig trottng, Dora D. %. Powell, John
NJ w. GomaW, Maudc Ga. j HID,
Shamrock drank McHcnr5D, Demon Or
Cotton. Dromeduy Uaok SolD. Biuchor
"T1T.a.a.shs mile. running Flora
,Hdny lurkon LotuIe (Alma Pugh,
Hack Hawk Or. a, Graham, Ben D.
Wimm ShousonD, Las Chance (Pctr
f|IHII.UUrI.
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has been playing golf almost confirm.
ously for the past two months has an
p'aently gone stale, as HE work today
was not up 10 his usual standard H. 4.
Newton Seattle w. h.. EPau, 3xmoor.
man, Jru HomcwUod won their MATCHES
today and viii contest the scm-nnals
tomorrow.
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New Counterfeit SIS Bill

Washington Aug tS-Chicf WilNe NJ
the United states secret service has an-
nounced the appearance Of new cour-
terfclt 81 silver certificate II is Of the
series Of lN449 LYONS register and Rob
crts treasurer II Is poorly executed
note printed ou two thin pieces OF paper.
There arc many mistakes IN the lettering
on the face Of the note.
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NenrN Mhinned.

Denver Aug. E-Kid Herman Of Chi
Cago, ouIpointod Charley Ncary, Of Nil.
Waukec' ANA won tho decision i'm a 10.
round bout ut Coliseum hall tonight
NeaIf was frequently hooted Tor holding
Of the crowd mt once, and was popular
throughout because Of his clean. sclcn-
the WORK
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WESTERN LEAGUE.

Denver Aug, lI-pauycr's runs today
were scored partly on Dcs MoucE costly
errors and partly ON the hits of Hart1ell.
B,'dGn and % homer by P'rriqo, Pitcher
retired.
Score. r. II y.
Denver Observation-Disclosures. |
does M0incs Observation-Disclosures. 10 3
Batteries Hickman. Enple and Brown:
LIdnld, Wolf and Wakefield
Pueblo. colo. Aus l1-Pucblo landed on
NeCIuskey at Wil today and took the
first OF the series
score; H. H. T.,
Pueblo ..,.., .........,..............l2 - 3
Omaha OIL. .,........ ...,..,...,..u 10 o
Batteries Stimmol and MessItt, No
DIpskcV and Guuding
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MARSHALL SISTERS,
Contest in consolation Tennis Finals,
And Miss Mary Wins.

The first intermountaln tennis tourna-
maut 0i ID finished yesterday at Fort
Douglas courts with one OF those nyorN
Sc mmil. struggles which have become
The vogue of the meet II WAS Miss Mary
Marshall against her sister Miss q.
Marshall, and Miss Mary Won taking the
title of winner Of the wDmcu's cOugOla-
tm finals iu singles The games were
not rlsv which Is strictly according %
HayIe and the salisbury brothers Miss
MARY had 90 run her FIRST winning score
up 10 l.5 and the ucNt 10 G-3 To- take
INST
90. U8ls iu the mems consolation SIM
l'us ar. scheduled for this afternoon
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Boats Break Even.

Charlotte y. y, Aug lI.--Thc American
Yacht lroquuis won t0day's race with tho
Canadian challenger Temcralrc IN tho
won two races
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Whoever you are, wherever
you are, our tea is for YOU
our moneyback money too.
>our ro,urs'lrD jour MONEY il you don, lIl,
Sch.iia- IaL
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Five diving horses sal.atr today
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Vocal and instrumental Concert ot
Lagoon Sunday Aug. TO- 4 and p. m
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a. Minneapolis Minneapolis Paul,
no game, rain
~ Kansas City-Kansas city 6. Mil
Ndukee, q
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Al Columbus-Columbus {; Louis
villo. T.
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Philadelphia. Aug l7-The home club
today made five hits IN the second inning
for two runs, which proved enough 10
win Nj. Louis could DO nothing with Dug
glcby Attendance, ZOO
score r, II. r..
Sc Louis ...........,..,.,......1
Philadelphia ........,.,.........,.3 II 2
Rattcrios-Thoman and Lcshy; Dug
globy and Doom
Boston Aug lI-Ewlng outpitchcd
Young iu tHday- game and Cincinnati
Won. Tho outh"ldnr, had little h. do, At
tendance, 251
score. II. H. Il.
.INll|NuN '.'',..t..,, '....t.,..H y
.Baucdes- Ewing an dstroet; Young and
NgCdham.
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