The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1905-04-22
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winstcn Churchill's recent break
down in a speech In Parliament recalls
70 the English press : similar lapse Of
memory on the part Of q member
named Shell. in the House Of Com.
mons. Shell was commencing q care.
fully prepared sentence with the word
Necessity" when his memory desert.
ed him. lie repeated Necessity" three
times. and then Sir Robert Peel mis-
chisyiously added; "Ia not always the
mother Of invention"
Leonard Bacon. who was one Of the
best-known lheologlans IN New Eng
land quarter Of 4 century ago. was
attending q conference IN one Of the
New England cities. and some asser.
ions be made Ia his address were
Vehemsntly object 10 By q member %
the opposition. .sWhy.s. be exp0stn.
lated. = never heard % such q thing
ia all my tfef7 "ME Moderator 70
joined bacon. calmly. II cannot allow
my opponents ignorance. however
vast % OFFSET my knowledge. however
amali@
Jotn sharp Williams tells Of attend
ing 4 dlnneF in the West some time ago
on the previous day be had beeA
caught In a wl0lens EhuRderstorm while
out Ia the Wo0dG In telling his fellow
guests o. this experiences. be said: The
scsne vas trightfni-aWe Inspiring. I
expected eveFy moment that the light.
mag would strike the tres under which
had sought shelter" -why Ia thun.
der didn'R you set under another tree 7"
shouted 4 man at one Of the tables. and
Mr. Williams. quick wissed though ha
Il. could not nnd . Fea1y reply.
A stoFy regarding a eonrerted bar
tartan Il told 10 the English papers A
hsSro clergyman vas eaierEained Al tel
By the pFesideat % Z college. The
guest. Who came IRON West Africa. ~
tailed some particulars Of bis early life
When . lady asked him bow hs beoam'
q Chrsstian. The story o. Je1ebel eon
VvFied me- Be answered: ~you know
ne are told the doEa did not touch III
PALMS Of hrF hAndA Well. that con
vihrcd me % the gFuth Of the nara
uvs. toF wa never eat tho palms Of IN
hahds Ia ny eoasrry. Thsy are %
bitter
tn waaAiagtoa ons day. Senate
Hear sasS "a ncanainlance who sioppc'
70 lslfogsn him that q very dear feisnl
was seriously ~ with appendicitis. Sen
atof Hear was very noliclt0ua, ana d
t,sgmibed - write = bata Of sympath!
At once. lie had hardly nnished sh
usts before wOrd cams 20 bin that NJ
fgsshd was ~ With acute indlgesliai
instead % appendicitis senator fo1
tore % tie aFat note. snd eebt the fol
lawinE 10 ita place; "DeaF Al au
very ssryy 70 bear that yen ere ~ bu
AN glad that the trouble IL with n
tabls u coatsata rather than with %
appsadiG."
TIE visit o. wilhsimina. queen q
Holland. 10 Italy recalls Der life
FioFvnes with her mother In Der sir
bed. They lived In . modest waJ
EolaE cut daily Ga foot y Ia relate
that one day they we're going along n
G.anE AFno. when they wcFe aecoatr
By a bexEar TIE ouesn RsEsnt van
ed TO push On. fearing that Der danEl
Ger might catch some fearful dlseaRi
bat the uttis queen. having = will {
her own. Insisted on stopping 81
questioned The man in broken itaiiai
believing herself quits unknown. an
on proce~finE gave him hair a fran
lie looked from the silver IN bis han
90 hSr. and then back again. and At TAI
said. with 40 air Of inpersinence; IS
Jour subjects ksap yoa a. short 4
thati Poor QUEEN