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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12
Methodist Episcopal.

First Methodist Episcopal church. on
Third South street near Main; Rev. Ben
Jamin Young pastor-Services at IL a. M
and 100 p. Morning topic THE Re
iatiOn of Children to the Church; a SER
mon to parents. Evening subject. How
Shall We Account for Jesus Christi
Sunday school at 9:45 a m. EpwOTth
league at $50 y. m. Junior league at
3.l5 y. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

St Paurs Church, Main and Fourth
South Streets. Rev. Charles +. Perkins,
Rector--Services: s a. m, holy commun-
ion; 9;45 a. m, Sunday school; IL a. m.
morning prayer and sermon: 1870 p. m,
evening prayer and sermon. Visitors well
come.
ST. Johns Chapel, Richmond Avenue,
near Ninth East. 2:45 p m, Sunday
school; p. m, evening prayer and SER
mon by Rev Charles T. Perkins. A cor
dial welcome to all
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

Tiff NJ + church. corner First South
and Ninth East streets; Rev. D. NJ. Hell
mick, pastor.-Sunday school at 10 a. III.
league at y. m. No preaching service
in the evening
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

st. Peters chapel-Sunday school, 9 p.
m; evening PRAYER and address, / =. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12
Conversational.

First Congregational church; Rev. +. ].
Goshen pastor-Public- services at II
o'clock; sermon by the pastor Sunday
school at 1880. Young Peoples meeting
at 6 O'Clock
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

Phillips Congregation Church, Fifth
South and Seventh East. Rev. i. \.
Simpkin, PastOr.-SeTViCeS this day at IL
a. m and 7;45 p m, with preaching by
the pastor. Sunday school at 12:15. Christ
ian endeavoT at 6:45. Morning solo by
Miss Turner. Cordial Welcome to all
WrOShipperS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12
Presbyterian.

Third Presbyterian church Eleventh
East street and Washington avenue;
Rec. Josiah McCiain, pastor Services at
II a. m and 80 p. N. This will be Home
Mission Rally day. All members OF the
church and congregation are urged to
be present ct both services This will
close our work in the old chapel. The
new chapel will be dedicated Sabbath.
March 10. at $50 y. m. To this service
a cordial invitation is extended TO the
public.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

First Presbyterian Church. Corner Sec
Ond East and Second South Streets.-Rev
W. NJ. Paden. d. D. PastOr.-MOrning
service at Il a. m. Sunday school at
1890 Young Peoples meeting at $50.
Evening service at 7:45. Seats are free
invited.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

looked UP at the proud bishop in his mag
nficent eQuipaEe.
- Perhaps sirs'a-. he said, YOU don
work on your knees.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12
WoTnen:S Fancy
Hosiery for Spring

Never before has Dame Fashion
designed such beauties as we are
showing this season in the Women's
hosiery section. Not loud or hashy,
but exceedingly genteel and delicate,
blending from the lightest cham
payne shades to the darkest greys
and browns. The prettiest are in the
lace and embroidered effects. Prices,
soc. to $50.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

Silk in
red and brown p o
shi suits a the mnled with
shirrng and irons up to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-12

We mention
price Shirt n o
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20

Another thing I didn't see, and
I had my eyes open the hull time,
and that was frecraker. [ guess
all the fellers must have bin broke.
Yes they must.
Did you watch the baseball
pratice? It was a genuine pratice
all rite. They had Spalding
katchers nit and ball that was
80 heavy that it minded me of soap
bubbles bouncin' on wooden
cloth. The gent who was doin'
the pitchin' had a swing on him
like an old farmer cuttin' pancake
wheat. It wood make a national
league batter 60 batty, or oblige
him to carry an accident insurance
policy. Yes it wood. He must
have had it in for an old mossback
like me cause that ball always
tried to katch me whether [ was
near the hatcher or not. IT had
bin batter 1 Good have made a
safe bet on gettin' hit. Yes 1
Good. I guess the only trouble
was that the pitchers sight was
on the bum. I wood recommend
that he get the plumber to fasten
it in place so it woodn't scatter.
Yes I wood.
L here that the real game will
come off next holiday. I don't no
what the admission is goin' to be,
but I spect they will put little
more weight inside the ball SO
there won't be many fys. Maybe
we'll 60 and maybe we don't go,
nit. What do you say?
Lovingly Yourns,
I. B. A. RUDE.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20

commander, as we'll as owing to
the fury of the storm, the result of
the battle in the English Channel
might have been different. Togo,
efficient, ready and up to the
minute in all particulars, had his
battle won with the opening gun.
What renders these two historic
engagements more perfectly paral-
lei is the fact that Japan's destiny,
like that of England, seemed al
most to hinge on the result OF the
conflict. Spain never again could
muster a naval strength qualified
to measure conclusions with Eng
land, and never again in my day
or in yours will Russia be able to
muster, in eastern waters at least,
feet capable of disputing the
right of way with the little brown
man, the American, if you please,
of Asia. 1925.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20
Fishing From Horseback.

The novel experience of fishing
from "aboard" horse was one of
the pleasurable incidents of the
trip that fell to the lot of Mrs.
Miller. Not any ordinary cob was
this, but one which had been
trained to go into the water with
out stirring up a whirlpool; to
stop and stand perfectly still at a
sign from the rider, and to edge
step by step to the bank when he
heard the reel buzz and the rod
spring back with jerk.
The advantage of having such a
trained companion on a fishing
trip Is apparent when one thinks
of the kingdoms he has sighted
away for lack Of a horse, as, stand
ing on the bank, he was told that
fright out there are fish to be
caught but it's pretty Deep
This particular horse had the
business down to a science. He
had been trained, his rider was
told, for "fisher." When fishing
on such ANIMALS, the sportsman
must of course be clad IN waist
boots, since often the horse takes
a depth of nearly four feet. Salt
Lake Herald.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20
Because | Love You.

Halt! Left face! Right dress
Rest! The "battalion" of some
fifty odd prisoners had by these
evolutionary commands come to
''rest' in the shadow of one of the
big buildings-out of reach of the
fiery rays of July sun. It was
the Sunday morning parade.
The double rank looked straight
ahead at the towering stone wall,
glittering in the burning sun, and
above, at where the green-clad hill
met the azure skyline. Beyond
was the wide, open world and
hope.
ALI was silence, eloquent in it's
unuttered force broken only by
the twitter of sparrow or the tre-
BILE of child's voice, born on the
faint breeze from in front of a
house on the green hill. It was as
if in the innocent gladness of the
child's voice there was a message
from the world beyond. It brought
sad memories of persisted past
childhood, and tender recollec.
tons of ones own little ones.
From the band in the park came
the notes of Because [ Love
You"
One of the men in the front
rank who had stood apparently,
lost in deep thought, became alert,
but again restless. He rested un-
easily now on one foot, then on
the other. His eyes were bent on
the ground and half closed. A
tear glistened in the dropping eye
lash for a fraction of second,
then rolled down his flushed
cheek, as the notes of music died
away. Such is the power of
music. M. N. n.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20
Rube'S Gossip.

Mr.. Edutor:
Deer Sur:-Jest think of it, Mr..
Scribe, July 4th only comes once
a year, so it does. It's a mighty
good thing that the years haint
twice as long, or they woodn't cum
quiet so often. No they woodn't.
You no that if Saltwater has got
a wether man and if he had any,
thin to do with keepin' it from
rainin' on the Fourth, he ought to
be decorated with badge of hon.
or made out of sole lether and
binder Irvine, jest to show him that
our hearts are all here yet, in their
rite place. I sed in the rite place.
Now, Mr.. Scribe, there is one
Teller I no whose heart was showed
clear out of place on the Fourth.
Yes it was. He told me with his
own voice or with what he had
left of it that he drunk twenty
fore cups of lemonade, and he sed
he wood have drunk more only he
wanted sum space for his holiday
dinner. I'll tell you them barrels
was mighty popular bunch. Yes
they was. I felt sorry for one
chap in particular. He drunk
about half barrel of lemonade,
chawed up fifty pound of ice, filed
his pockets with lemon peels for
his complexion, and then found
fault because the lemonade wasn't
red. Now that's rite. Yes it tbs.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20
T4luldoon on psychology.

whit past. It wur a nervous mo-
mint fer the comfy whin Grogan
convinced sthranglin' an bawlin',
Fire! Police! take it off, All
av thin got thru the back dure
EXCEPT mesilf; I wud have made it
first, but got twisted in the same
wire that wur hangin' Grogan.
The maydlum explained that a
speerlt had boomped into the seem
cry, disingagin' the propillin' wire
from the fly gelleries av the roof.
Annywan cud see the trooth av his
statemint be the bloc line aroun'
his nick.
Fer the mkt noomber [ axed
him to tillyphone fer the speerit
av the late Micky Riley. In five
minits be the watch a ghost
drlssed in a bed shate landed on
the stage. SEES I, care ye Mlcky
Riley, the same that slipped on a
carpet tack and that wur me po-
litycal manager?'
In dape graveyard barney
came the words. "Yis, Muldoon,
yez are doomed mortal, an yez
may consider yersilf Frinch fry
In the far HINGE"
I stint Grogan afther brick an
axed fer why I wur doomed. "No
made to Az" SEES he, "whin yez
know yer are boodler, CRATER,
an ballot stoofer AM"
"Yez are an A. P. A. liar!' [
bawled, lettin' 60 av the brick at
the same time.
Like a blind cow the maydium
spilled me aim be roonin' into it
himsilf. Yez should have been
there to see the ixtimporaynyous
fury av me mind. The way I
disicted that bed shate an dropped
me built on that ghost wur worth
fifty cints av annywans money.
Win the lights wur turned on
[ had the popylist nomynee fer
mayor by the thoorax. Think av
the villiny the psychological pro-
pinsyties av some minds can con-
cayve. E. E. 81.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20
Togo'S Great Triumph

For the fourth time in the his
tory of the world a great nation
has suffered a naval defeat so
crushing and irretrievable as to
practically remove her from the
list of great naval powers; perhaps
permanently, surely for at least a
generation to come. In thirty
seven minutes, Togo practically
wiped out the navy Of the Great
White Gar, inflicting even a
greater defeat than that of the
Persians at Salamis, because even
after that fight, the Persians were
able to muster a goodly number of
ships, as witness the sanguinary
battle of Mycale, to say nothing Of
subsequent battles waged between
those ancient belligerents; a great
er defeat even than that suffered
by the Romans at Actium, be-
cause while Rome never again fig
ured on the seas of the world, yet
had Mark Antony retained any
part of his initial fiery energy, he
could have found in the great,
silent, mysterious Orient mex
haustible material for prolonging
the struggle, and Rome might again
have dominated the sea as she did
for centuries the nations of the
earth.
To the defeat which overwhelmed
Spain in 1888, when the flower of
her navy, known as the Armada,
sailed for England with the
avowed purpose of bringing that
proud nation to bend the knee in
abject subsection to the Castilian
King, can be likened the defeat of
Rojestvensky. In my judgment
greater honor is due Togo for his
victory than was due Drake, the
English Admiral, because had
there not been bad generalship
shown on the part Of the Spanish
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20
FRAGMENTS
>BY BILL NYE, JR.>


When you have settled up with
the state, settle down for your
self-and be good.
A man was recently received at
the. St. Louis general hospital suf-
fering with badly dislocated jaw.
It would not be amiss to add that
he was a census enumerator and
engaged in soliciting names in
thickly settled Russian-P olish
neighborhood.
There are those receiving hand
some salaries for giving limitations
of birds singing, cats mewing,
dogs barking, hogs squealing, ETC.,
and then there are others who are
given ten years for giving an imi-
tation of measly FIVE dollar bill.
Yes, this is strange world.
An elderly gentleman in the
western part of this state recently
became possessed with the notion
to- bid formal adieu to Mother
Earth and try his luck in the here
after. Three bullets from a thirty
two, two bottles of laudanum and
a final dip in the river, formed his
passports. From last accounts
he was quite dead.
An eastern judge has placed the
monetary value of kiss at the in
significant sum of $4,000 That
must have been a job-lot, as in the
same state a young man of con-
siderable note got badly tangled
up in a little kissing game with
the result that he is at present
bucking a $4,000 breach of prom
Use suit. And so it goes.
A Kansas undertaken intending
to migrate to some other locality,
advertises his wares at greatly
reduced prices. The town where
he at present holds forth is habi-
tated by a wide-awake and PROF.
porous class ofpeople, consequently
there is no increase in his sale of
pine boxes. Perhaps he would
meet with better success in Dead
wood.
There exists within these walls
q narrow-minded miscreant who
persists in sending us an occasion
al paper containing marked arti-
cles on "What to Eat" Should
the identity of the aforesaid alfal-
fa-bred individual become known
to us, and we should chance to
meet him on the outside there will
be wailing and crashing of teeth.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-07-20

mduuy Poy OnOS
cations which chase thimsilves
aroun' the intillictual cavities av
the human skull and anthropoid
apes. Finnegan SEES, the gran
-dilyquince av that sintince wud
lux illigant in frame wild wather
colors.
The intelligence, sometimes
called the brain, is sityuated be-
twane the oorgan av indoovidgyal-
lity an the back av the nick the
same as the hoorns ay a COW.
Accordin' to MATHEMATICS, the
average adooIt's gray mather CORY
spends in proportion wild the size
av his averdoopoiz. Shure the
hypothesis av that theory must be
out av jint, because in me private
expherimints I find that the glnt
wild the roodymintary brain has
, the biggest hid.
Scientifically spakin', we divide
thin into three gangs or groops,
viz:-insane loonytics, damphools
an mintilly MISUNDERSTANDING
in, av coorce, on yer standin', In
Wall Strate. The foormer hasn't
enough, the latter too much, an
the middle wan has both or none
at all, at all.
Mkt comes the spiril coloom, a
perpindickyler soobstance which
grows in the cinter av the back.
pinytratin' the instinkt on wan ind
an branchin' into ribs on the
other wan. To ILLUSTRATE me pint:
Whin annywan makes up his
mind, the idaya is autographed
thru the cirkylation till it connicts
wild the activity, thin, if he hasn't
the nicissary backbone, tits the
alternative he must be takin'.
Wan av the most decayvln'
agints av the mind is the eyebawl,
q soobstance which approxymates
in composition to calves-fut jelly.
Eyvdince av the fact is shone in
bargin sales, prize fights an three
thimbles an wan pay. Spiril
minnejaytus is derived from be
spiril an eyebawl deloosions are
,concayved be the eye. Collective
ly spakin', we term thin absint-
mindniss or kleptymania.
In some cases av me own obser-
walton 1 have saw thin mannyist
,thimsiIves to such an ixtint that
min amagined they wur somewan
llse, to sign chicks an even room
off wild the neighbours wife. Can
annythin' be more disgracin' to
the mooral instinkts av the human
population? B'gorry! if it kapes
mp there won't be annywan lift to
vote.
Durin' the time av ancient
Greeks, the power av mind over
mather wur considered unyvirsil
,trooth regardless av ixpince. Aw,
the mimory av those Utopian days!
In the lingth av time an the evy-
lootion av man our prerogatives
have changed, Especially the
sinses; j. e.. fer a man to control
himsilf without the hip av some
wan ilse is a fzzycal impossybility
That Teddy av Boston-the wan
that MAGNETIC hales-propounds
the sintymint that man is all mind,
an nothin' is mateeryal. lis a
prescription she must be wantin'
While her theory hits the willow
iurnylism, it misses the baked
beans be a mile an half.
A couple av nights ago, mesilt
an Grogan attinded wan av thin
live ghost sayawnces to see oul
ansisters make tables fly. At the
rayqist av the audyince siviral av
ms promynint min foormed com
ity to 60 on the stage an see that
no hoomboog wur purpytrated
k;ol he
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-07
THE Sultan Of Suiu."


The Washington Post recently had
tho following 70 say .of The Sultan
CT Sr!u,' which will be seen at The
Academy Of Music Thursday night
TIE Columbia 1heatcr was filed b"
a brilliant audience last night. The DC
casicn bcin" the reaprearance CT
Ge,rse AIDES Sultan Of Sulu,' unde:
III" auspices c. Henry w. Savage. T!.a
play is purely . SATIRE With musical
Accompaniment in fact. some of liz:
PAROLES OH American characters and
Institutions almost amount to trayesty
The comedy is sparkling throughout.
and repetition fails to dull the edge
OF interest which it inspires While
he music is in nc degree pretentini,s,
it has that catchiness OF tune and jaur
tiness of movement which one locks
for IN such productions. and is alto.
gether agreeable Ic the lighter musica!
fancies. The story differs from that
of most musical comedies. in that il
has some consistent basis in fact. out.
lining, as it does, some Of the thincs
that happened and some that might
lave happened in the newly acquired
territory in the Far East"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-07
Many Owners Of Canine Pets are
Up in Arms.
GOING TO COUNCIL TONIGHT
Delegation Preparing to Protest
Against Passage of Ordinance Of
ferred by Mr.. Livezey-Muzzline
Section Especially Objected to.
Protest

When the city council meets tonight
the will be a delegation of dog-owners
on hand to protest against the passage
OF the ordinance offered by Mr.. w. b.
LiveZey and reported favorably by the
highways and sewers, committee.
The feature of the ordinance to
which there is the greatest objection
is the section requiring all dogs run
ming at large upon the streets TO be
muZZled. as we'll as TO have a collar
and tag .
Mr.. Livezey, as We'll as the members
OF the committee. admit that the ordi-
nance is Il stringent one but hold that
The dog problem" in the city has
come to he serious one and that it
is absolutely necessary TO adopt strong
measures in order to deal with the sit.
uation properly.
On the other hand many owners Of
dogs declare that the ordinance is en-
tirely too rigid and they propose to
fight it in the council tonight and. if
necessary before the board OF alder
men next Tuesday night,
1t is admitted that the passage Of
this ordinance would effectually solve
the dog question. for it would mean
that there would be practically no
dogs in the city after it had been en-
forced for awhile
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-07
q Theatres 81


Miss Viola AlleE is ~ present ."rhc
Winters Tale one of the most dc.
li.htful Of Shakcspeare's comedies. ~
the Academy Ct Music tonight. This
will be Miss Aliens second appearance
in a Shakespearean role since hecCni-
ing a star. Encouraged by her truly
inc success as Viola in Twelfth
Night last season. Miss Allen has an!
pie justification for further nroad III
tC the classics. Having cncompasse;l
so complete and satisfying triumph
with one CT the great old comedies ,as
caused Miss Allen To defer the produce
ton of . modem play, Of which she
mas several in hand, till some future
time. These facts speak rathc: well
for her own commanding talents and
indicate happy state CT affairs in ihc
theatrical wCrld.
The Winters Tale is a dream
which has hecn given bar few produc-
t;Ghs in recent years in America and
on each occasion with success. In
England. hcwevc:. it has proved enur-
mGusly popular Al tho Queens The.
atre. Nanchest er. \ splendid revival
of one Of the classics is given annually
Miss Allen has. Of course. given The
Winters Tale" a very handsome and
artistic production. ard her support.
II" COMPANY, as in the past. is of the
highest Hl;,C: If excellence.
The advance sale is tie larges, in
the history Of the house and no doubt
every seat will be sold lore lefo,e thu
rise CT the curtain.
Last night about $1,000 worth OF
seats had been sold for this engage.
nent and. on account OF the great de-
manl for tickets. Manager Booker an
nOunces that he may be compelled to
dispose OF ordered seats which are not
called for before noon today
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-07
COUNTY INVADED AGAIN.
CIief johnson ard Ofi:er Jones Made
hree Arrests Sunday.

Warwick ccanly was invaded agai,,
Sunday BY Chief of Police johnson. &c.
ccmpanied by Officer 7. T. Jones. I'll ],
officers were jest looking areunu :
linl during The "trip three arrests wern
nude
James Dahney, Of Ivy avenue. was
arrested on the charge OF permitting,
gaming in a public place. 1t is alleged
that @ crowd of negroes was playing
cards in the rear CT Dabncy's saloon.
Fl. j. Walls. Of NlonIike. and j. G..
O'Connc,, of Point I.reeze. were arEcst.
ed on the charge Of selling liquor with.
out license.
The proprietors: CT the places were
summoned to appear yesterday befof..
Justice Brown. The cases We're set Tor
n'al Thursday night. when Justice
Brown will hold a special session IF
The police court.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-03-07
Imports of a Day.
imports yesterday were as fc

! ne imports yesterday were as tO-
lows:
Imports-British steamer Powhatan
49, cases plate glass: , cases arms );
rs casks glassware: 81 cases olive oil:
215 cases GIN; 81 logs, hardwood:
3.i5O bags Fullers earth; so bags
tarcs; is casks glue pitch: 100 casks
saltpctre; &c casks chalk; 243 bales
paper stock; 1875 packages bottled
beer Zoe cases spirits; 5 quarter casks
gin; $50 bags napthallEe; 100 barrels
sulphur; 100 press packed bales capoc; ;
10 cases mace: 80 boxes soap; lG
octavcs wine; 2%4 cases cocoanEt oil !.
235 bales grnnies; 500 bags tea sweep
inss Is bales Hessicr clcth: IL cases
brandy; 100 cases wine: 1lG bales jutr
cloth; 81 cases porcelain: Lass pack
ages printing blues; barrels bismut!l:
] case parchment; As cases mica; 20J
tells linclcum. 8 cases saddlery; 1856
casks barytcs; 20 drums chronicle oil !.
:SG haSs manure.