Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1905-08-08
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usually 9-O,OUO or S0U.OUU man WHO
serves his country for SS,O00.-Chica-
30 Tribune
The Sultan of Turkey is beginning
TO wonder how those reports that ne
had the worst government in Europe
originated.-W Washington Star.
The Kansas convict who was pa
rolled and sent to work in the harvest
field now has an idea of what real
punishment means.-Washingto Post.
When the beef trust remembers how
Commissioner Garfield lured it on
with false hopes it is not surprised
at any governmental knocks.-Chicag
News
Mr.. George ]. Gould is going into
poultry farming. OF course, his ex-
perience with geese that lay golden
eggs will be lot of help to him.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
oklahoma shows strong reasons why
it should be admitted as a State, but
does it expect the United States Sen
ate to be swayed by mere reasons?-
Chicago News.
Despite his latest gift of $1O,OOO,OOO.
there is reason to believe Mr. Rookie
Teller has laid away enough in a safe
spot so he viii not suffer during his
old age.-Detroit Free Press.
If education is the greatest moral
force it might be good thing for Mr..
Rockefeller to attend some of the col
leges which he is helping with his
money.-Norfolk Va) Landmark.
The beef trust can expect little SYM
pathy in its battle for the markets of
the world as long as it is endeavoring
to escape trial on the charge that it is
robbing the American consumer
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Peary says that his expedition may
| open up 100000 square miles of
! country hitherto inaccessible. 1t will
be some time, however, before the
why pay rent sign follows his trail.
Washington Star.
Abdul Ham:d, Sultan of Turkey, is
reported to be in a critical condition.
The case wouldn't be so bad if the
Sultan cOCid only feel sure that the
doctor wasn't trying to poison him.
! Chicago RecOrd-Herald.
In the light of past performances on
! the part of Russian gunners, it would
have seemed safer for those Odessa
mutineers to bid defiance to the rest
of the fleet and take chances on being
! sunk.-DetrOit Free Press
Secretary of the Navy Bonaparte
/ has rejected "Nestor" and "Orestes"
as names for Golfers. He points out
that one suggests antiquity and the
other insanity. Another one of "them
literary fellows" in otfice.-Syracuse
Herald
Undue attention is being given to
the Missouri judicial decision that
wife is entitled to "frisk" her huS-
bands trousers and take any money
she finds. No judicial determination
could alter or affect that custom
| Washington Times.
Talking about building the Panama
canal, has the American engineer who
understands thoroughly the efficiency
and appreciates the pOtentiality of the
American wheelbarrow been given a
| chance to show what he can do?-Chi-
cago Inter Ocean.
Tear this up, enjoined Statistican
| Holmes, of the Department of Agsi-
| culture in one of his discriminating let
tiers. There is no known preservative
| Of written matter whose action is 50
/ sure as burn this letter" or tear this
| up."-NorfOlk Landmark
The warden of the Ohio State prison
! discovered recently that some of his
| charges had been making counterfeit
money. Can this have any connection
with the fact that the prison contains
! Il bakers dozen of ex-bankers?-
Spokane Spokesman-Review.
! The rush and hustle so characters
tic of the larger cities of the United
| States does not exist in the Canadian
| city. The business man proceeds
! leisurely, apparently undisturbed by
business cares or worries The PEG
pie of Canada live ''the simple life
| Four-Track News
The Chinese officials who were once
regarded as being pro-Russian are fast
vanishing as the situation changes.
They are all entertaining grateful feel
ings toward Japan. Diploma rally
there will be some subterfuge prayed,
but on the whole Japan will get all
she wants-TokiO Asahi.
Aacnp6ipos 10 tho b1c+
can be formed at this distance, we
are unanimously of the opinion that
Mayor Weaver has wiped up the
Earth with the gang in Philadelphia.
There may be some fragments, but
they are not able to sit up and take
nOtice.-Montgomer Advertiser
The State of Kansas has reached
the conclusion that il has no power
to control the traffic of the Pullman
cars, as the Pullmans are not common
carriers. They're certainly not com
mon carriers, nor even common
charges-they're just plain. ordinary
common Pittsburg Times
If it be true, as NJ Witte declares,
that NJ. Trepoff is the real Gar g
Russia, then Nicholas Alexandrovitch
is relieved of the responsibility for a
vast amount of folly, stupidity and
cruelty. Whether the creature can he
greater than the creator is question
for casuists. however.-Chicago Chron-
icle.
How providential it seems that tie
only man in America who is known
to have two hearts is a plain, indus
trious carpenter who earns his liv6li-
hood with his hands at New Rochelle
\. Y. Just contemplate for a minute
the effect on society of two hearts IN
man like John d. Rockefeller.-Kan
sas City Star.
If the exclusion law is to be so con
strued or modified as to admit Chi
nese students, Wen probably find that