Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-01-06

nutbor, wn'Pany at nainr plum busted.
-, Lou see we was all da,rC
hn+t "nea1 to-g-yuther, un all at once The
,"e. dfapt plum outun ut. Tn +bo+
ha;. uIse all fatter'n un filter. Rut that
p1a. tne "ust Nv ut, nuther. I see Ri,lv
49, MS mornun, I'm he tells me at ali
bIo D"nA klatter'l is hilt by one than
10 n railroad COMPANIES. TN tbrr
~ nene to sell nyertheng right slan
ia wnen they haint dollar at we hin
gum.' - Ao(nun with, py
80 no now came Billy Biler, M. G..
ISL rosy-cheeked young gentleman.
" !" III great show of Numbered linen in
1-I. way OF big stiff cuffs, ''dog collar"
re ana all ornamented with mas
solu sleeve buttons, gold studs and
o.'nionu PIN, and all other appointments
M :" corresponding scale of magnificence
- me ne whole Sandtown district gloried
~ Duly Blier's fine raiment, as if it were
inuiFiuual property of each and ey-
voter that worked for Billy all day
a. Tue polls on the occasion of each sue
eceu1ng congressional election.
hello, Billy! Har yuh. Rillv' wben,+
yum GIT IN, Billy? Purity warm. hain't MT
Dlly Makes you sweat, don't ut Rillvi
0u ~, not under the collar haint ut, Billv ?"
1hese and hundreds of other formulas
VI sanitation, together with a disioint-
ing hand shaking, wait upon the popu-
lar Billy BilerS and he is at once in the
center of the crowd of neonIa who orc
oiocklns up the Overcoat Road immedi-
ately between the Sandtovn Farmars,
Dahk building and the court house. to
.naI extent that teams still coming
through the cloud of dust along that pop
"'ar lhofoughfare, as we'll as teams COM
ing up the river road. were Obliged to
turh out OF the way, which they did very
cheerfully, when it was known that Billy
riier was back from Washington on pur-
pose to help his friends in this extrem-
ity.
Now, boys" said Billy in loud
Jolly, good-natured voice, and taking off
MS shiny silk hat to permit the thorough
hopping OF his rosy, smooth, fat face,
III go-un down with Coonrod, h-yur
Iuf dinner I'm when we git back We'll go
un see whit these railroad felers is try
un to steal from yuh. Tn if it's too big
fur un to pack off in a hurry, We'll make
them sweat awhile instead of u.s."
This speech was followed by gleeful
roar of applauding laughter from the
whole crowd, which, with much inter-
change of knowing comments on Billy
Biler's shrewdness and ability to cope
with the very smartest of the railroad
rascals, and their own shrewd foresight
in electing such Congressman as Billy
Bller-broke up in little groups to dis
cuss the situation.
Billy" said Coonrod Redden, as the
two drove past Squire Wickly's house
OH their way to the big white frame man
sion of the old farmer-"right there is
the man un the g'yurl ats bout the wust
hurt over this bank business Nv airy one
NV urse feliers. Weekly's mighty nigh
Plum slap. dab ravun crazy. I'm low
the g-yurl haint much better Smartest
and purti-est g-yurl roun h-yur, too!
Blame pity fur um."
'"How much do they lose?" asked Billy
Riler, as he prepared to light a. cigar,
without showing any interest in the me~-
tai condition of the patients.
80 nut much-fur's the mounts gut
anytheng to do with ut But hits all
and a little more, meb-by. They was
two moggijis yuh see, un the g'yurl I'D
gut huff saved to pay UNI off. Tn when
she went, she foun three Nv UNI std
two! The Squire's tryun to git that for
tune at he lows he's heired, and he'd
thode in a third moggiji right plum slap,
dab on top a the yuther two! I'm you
see that kivered the lam up so deep ut
nuther could tech bottom, by gum. The
lam haint with moren half Nv ut. I'd
bought it in myself, eff hit I'D ben
anywhurs nigh worth ut. But shoh!'
and Coonrod Redden looked down and
kicked the toe of his boot hopelessly
against the arm Of the dashboard.
"What did Wickly do with the money?
He must gut thousan ur so, didn't
he?" asked Billy Biler, chewing the end
of the lighted cigar, and watching Coon
rod Redden out of the corners of his
large whitsh eyes.
80, you can't nuvver tell whit Teller
does with money, thataway. Thode ut
away, lax as nut. H-yander he goes into
the house with both weenlun follerin
i'm. Shouldn't wonder eff they'd be trou-
BILE there, Billy! He's mighty nigh plum
slap dab crazy, by gum.
ITO no continued