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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

itching Blind, Bleeding or Protrudug Piles.
Your druggist viii refund money ii PAzo
O4NrMENr fails to cure IN to II days. SOC.
OF course diamonds are vulgar If you
haven I MY. \. Times
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

~ rub with alcohol is q great beaui,,-
fer saws a physician. In Maine the rub
comes when you try to get the alcohol
Portland Advertiser.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

10 drink n the landscape" one should
be supplied with field g'a.sas phIladcl.
phA Record
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

Aliens Foot base IL a certain cure for
hot, sweating, ollous, aud swollen, aching
gect. Sold 10y all Druggists. rucc 2jc. Don t
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen ;. Oms,ed lie Roy, \. \.
The good dla young ~ the cp.toph If
most New Years resolutions lite
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

1t begins to look as though a per,a
would have to be millionaire IN order
to i've the simple lie. Chicago Chronicle
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

It rs encouraging to read propheric. Of
an early spring even though you don't
be .IcNc thcm, Boston Globe
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

4 fool naturally thinks all other men
are foolish Chicago Dutiy News
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

Neuralgia is bad enough. hut whca
your physician calls % the dnuorcau>
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

The boast oi being gust os good as Is
frequently regarded by a suspicious world
IS d confession If ntcrluuy Puck
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

piso's, urc cannot he too highly spoken Of
as a cough cure j. W O BrIeu 322 Third
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Brumo Quininc Tablets. A
druggists refund the money il it fails to cure
f.. " Groves signature IS on each box Poe
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1905-03-18

FNcn dead past may sometimes CONF
to life y. \ Zines
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-04-04
Selected Peach Trees for Sale.
Also Fine Seed Corn. Also the Fa.
nous Long Staple FIorodora Cot.
ton Seed-Prizes Given
See Below.

Cheney's 'September Queen" peach trees,
2 to 8 feet, $50 per l.O0O;$ $500 per 100.
Cheney's '.S-crate alberta" peach trees, 2
to 8 feet, $25 per 1000; $500 per loo.
Cheney's "ImprOved EIberta' peach trees,
2 to 3 feet, 500 per 200; So per 100.
Senator catalogue of peach trees.
The amous long staple Florodora Cotton
Seed, Sl.5O per bushel. My seed were bought
from L. A. Stoney, the originator of his cot
ton. In 1904 one bushel yielded $50 product.
Also for sale the following varieties of fine
Seed Corn:
"Cocke's Early Prolific corn, 81. so per bu.;
yields 8 to z ears per stalk. l have improved
this variety by judicious selection for sew
eral years. Also
"Higdon's Mammoth Gourd" corn, $3.50
per bushel. Originated in Alabama. One
of the greatest yielders known. Also
June" corn, very prolific, and
June, after grain or hay; $1.50 per busheL.
These are all white cOrns.
PRIZES GIVEN.
To every purchaser of 600 peach trees, I
ties of corn, and one bushel Florodora Cot
give one bushel corn or cotton seed. To
every buyer of $500 worth of trees I will give
one peck or corn or cotton seed; To every
peck of cotton seed. To every buyer of one
bushel Of cotton seed will give one peck of
corn. All prices cash f. o. b. Rome, Ga.
Send for circulars.
w. T. CHENEY, Rome, Ga.
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-04-04

Natures sepulchre is breaking,
And the earth, her gloom forsaking,
Into life and light is waking.
Rise, my soul, then from detection:
See in Nature the reflection
Of the dear Lords resurrection.
Phoebe Cary.
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-04-04

FOR SALE.-Cocke's Prolific Corn on ear.
Russell Big Boil, C~ulpepper's and Kings
Improved Cotton Seed. b. w. KILGORE
Raleigh. N. G.
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-04-04

To beat the races. too,
But as for beating out the kinks
Of carpet-he was through"
Here is what he sent:
The melancholy days have come-the
saddest of the year;
The carpets on the clothes line and
incessant whacks we hear;
The bedding's in the kitchen and the
beds are in the hall,
The pictures are upon the floor white
some one dusts the wall;
We eat cold meat and crackers from
a wabbly kitchen chair,
For this is glad housekeeping time
so free from toll and care.
The melancholy days are here-the
days of soap and brush.
Stove polish daubs the tableware
there's pie on Wagner's best
Piano holds some frying pans-the
bathtub filed with books
The women folks-Ah! who could tell
who they were by their looksl
Sing hey! The glad house cleaning
time--the time of dust and soap!
1t is a gladstone time to see-through
a big telescope"
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-04-04
s~essonable Scraps from Sunshiners.

~cessonable Scraps from Sunshiners.
g, bripbt'ning sun, a dash of rain;
4 robins song is heard again,
1smiIe. q tear, dark skies and clear;
;Tis iov to live-for spring is hereT
Stormy little February
Nuttered, "Horrid world this, very"
March rushed in all cross and weep
ing,
"Dirtv world-needs lots of sweep
ing"
AnriI murmered, "S'pose / try
To mt sunshine in that sky"
Nav thought, as the leaves uncurled,
"What a very lovely worldP
Delicate greens that change in a
night,
Twitters and chirps that fill US
with cheer,
Arbutus blossoms in pink and white,
And that is the way the spring
draws "a
\ 4
Doesn't that all sound S~pringy?
And this
Oh, | tell you there is music
In the poultry yard to-day,
For my flock of early bullets
Only just begin to lay.
How | wish hat you could see them,
Rosy combs and yellow legs,
Or my basket overlooking
When | gather up the eggs"
FARMERS WIFE.
The man who lives in town sent
this:
when the mud is on the sidewalks,
And the streets are all awash
With the Shiny, sticky nastiness,
Remains of Winters slosh;
And the loafer on the corner
Chews his cud out in the sun,
Its a sign the joyous Springtime,
Gentle Annie, has begun"
III.
Now the next contribution is by a
man Who
Liked to beat men in a fight,
To beat out in a trade,
10 beat most everything in sight,
And every game he played.
He liked to beat a bill for drinks.
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-04-04
| Y
Another View of 1T.

Another view OF LII.
When the winter gray and cold
Slips into the darksome past,
With the springtime green and gold
Maladies come thick and fast.
Half the children in the town
With the whooping cough come down.
Johnnie whoops it up all night,
Wracking all ones nerves with
dread,
Mable looks a perfect fright;
Says the coughing splits her head.
Baby won't have time to cough
Till he shakes the measles off.
Mumps and chicken pox are due;
Willie was exposed last week.
When the youngsters all get through
Then their elders fain would seek
Quiet, rest and change of scene,
Where they can reduce their spleen.
Worn with nursing childhood's ills,
Pa and Ma are thin and bent.
Then there are the doctors bills
To increase their discomfort,
And on top of this, gee whiz,
They are wracked with rheumatic"
Y.
Here, however, is a bit of real sum
shine:
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-04-04
Sunshine COLUMN

-.ru CAROLINA DIVISION OF INTER
NATIONAL SUNSHINE SOCIETY.
v.1M NJ. RANsIER, state President, Hen
deTsonvIlle, Y. {.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
HAMER NOT TALKING OFFICE
Kearney Lawyer May BE Supreme
Court Conn missioner. hut He
is -CommittaI.

Judge Francis NJ. Hamer OF Kearney.
the man who never quits and who has a
record for snatcbng men from the Jaws
of death even at the last minute. is in
Omaha looking after legal matters and
meeting old friends.
Judge Hamer has frequently been men
toned in connection with the office of SUI
preme court commissioner to be filled when
Judge Letton goes on the bench in Janu-
airy. On this subject however. the Judge
is not very communicative.
II have no inside information on who
will be the commissioner" said Judge
Hamer but I would not be surprised IL
1t went to Judge Epperson Of Clay county
a brother of former Senator Epperson. !.
L. McPheeley of Minden also has been
mentioned in connection With the place
but I do not know how much strength he
will have.
"Out our way we are more particularly
interested in the new normal school. 1t
has at this time. the first year of it's ex-
istence, over 400 students That shows
what our country is around Kearney and
is an indication OF what the school will be
as it grows older"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
WEBSTER pEPoT-1STB q WEBSTER
COURT NOW HAS TAX CASE
Judge Munger Takes Under Advise
ment Burlington Protest on
Assessment.

Charles j. Greene closed the arguments
In the Burlington tax Injunction matter
Thursday morning In the federal court ami
the case has been taken under advisement
by Judge Munger.
The trend of Mr.. Greene's argument was
to show the difference between the fran
chise and physical value of the property
of the railroad and it's relation to taxa
ton. He maintained that the property ot
the railroad In Illinois and Wyoming was
as much a part of the system as that por-
ton which lies in Nebraska. He further
held the state board had not accepted the
spirit of the statutes in the matter Of the
assessment of either 1904 or 1906
The hearing of the Union Pacific side OF
the case on practically the same issues as
prevail in the Burlington case. has been
set for Friday morning. 1t is probable
the Union Pacific case will be submitted
on briefs. Two or three points of difference
Of a technical character are involved in
the Union Pacific contention that may
necessitate a brief argument. But that
matter will be decided upon the call OF
the case before Judge Munger Friday
morning.
Governor Mickey listened to the closing
arguments, having come up from Lincoln
the night before.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
MAN PAWNS COAT FOR MEAL
Iowa Citizen with Unsteady Tread
Appears in Court In shirt
sleeves.

When arraigned in police court Thursday
morning on a charge OF vagrancy Oscar
Brown OF Atlantic. Ia, looked like a man
ready TO run foot race at an old settlers
picnic.
Brown was without coat or overcoat, his
sleeves were rolled up and there was an ex-
preston on his face that suggested the pos
sibility OF the man getting in on the prize
money.
The man was arrested Wednesday even
ing on a charge OF drunkenness and va
grancy by Patrolman Mccarthy. When ar
rested Brown said he put up his coat a
security for a meal after having pawned
his overcOat, The Iowan was wandering
around the streets at an unseemly hour
when picked up.
The police Judge discharged Brown, as the
magistrate believed the prisoner was just
beginning 10 be a help 10 his family back
in Iowa and thought he would give Brown
a chance 70 get back home and recuper a te
his fortunes.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
LEGAL NOTICES
PROPOSALS

pr,,p MON ,rt,r IN I'm, ~ ,,r,>-u,~,.
PAPER FOR The ~ BL.lC PRINTING
AND BINDING:
SEALED PROPOSALS VIII be received
untli January q 400, AZ ~ 80 o CLOCK a m.
TOT IurnlShihs the 6AfER tor the PUBl'lC
flIiNl dNS ana biNDlNG. lot the year
endlnS ZSth or fepruary, lSi, the said pro-
poSais TO ne opened peiore ana the award or
contracts 10 De mace by the JOINT commit
zee OF congress on PuDnc frlntlng TO the
lowest bidder Tor the interest or the Coy.
ernment. the committee reserVlng 10 itselt
Judgment or the best interests of the Gov
ernment may uictate.
Detailed schedules of the description,
quantlty ana quallty OF the paper required
accompanied py samples ana plank pro-
posais ana giving the regulations with
Wnlcn DluueTs must comply, can De Obtained
BY aodr9Ssing mas a. suihnss' Public
fiInter washington, u. Z.
ne contracts VIII ne entered into Tor sup
plying such quantities OF paper as may be
needed during the year, ana no more
The estimated quantities set forth In de-
tAll IN the schedule comprise:
%,oo reams machlne-hnlsh printing paper
AxSS.
n,Oo reams machine-nnish printing paper
SSxS
$500 reams sized and super-calendered
white or tinted printing paper.
various sizes
1900 reams antique machine finish print
$500 reams white writing paper. various
sizes and weights.
$500 reams colored writing paper, various
sizes and weights.
5000 reams cover paper, various sizes and
weights.
10000 pounds OF best plate paper.
10000 pounds OF best mat pa per.
100000 pounds superfine (single and double)
coated book paper
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
sTOCKHoLDERs' MEETING.

ONCE OF Lee-Glass-Andreesen Hardware
Company, Omaha, Ncb., Dec. 9. 1905.-Notice
is hereby given to the stockholders OF the
Iee-Glass-Andreesen Hardware compa ~
that the annual meeting OF the stockholt. ers
of tile company will be held at the Offices of
the said company, corner OF Ninth and Har-
ney streets, in the city of Omaha, in the
state of Nebraska, on Tuesday, January g.,
A. d. 1906, at o'clock D. m, for the purpose
OF electing board OF directors for the COM
pany TO serve during the ensuing year and
to transact such other business as may he
presented at such meeting.
(SeaD II. ]. LEE, President
Attest: w. NJ. GLASS, Secretary.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
sTOCKHOTDERs' MEETING

The annual meeting of the stockholders
OF the South Omaha & Western Railroad
company, for the election OF seven directors
and the transaction OF such other bust
ness as may come before the meeting, will
be held at the office of A. L. Mohler
corner of Ninth and Farnam Streets
Omaha, Nebraska on Wednesday. the
Tenth Dry OF January, A. D. 1876. at IL
D29d l2tm
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
NOTICES

Advertise TOR these columns
will he taken until ~ for the
evening edition and until IN. for
the morning and sunday edition.
Rates lac n word nrst insertion,
Ic n word thereafter. Nothing taken
for less than zoe for the hrst inser-
tion. These advertisements must be
run consecutive1y.
Advertisers, by requesting NUM-
bered check, can have answers ad-
dressed TO n numbered letter In care
of The bee. Answers so addressed
check.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
FOR EXCHANGE

IF YOU do not find what you want in this
column. put an ad. in and you will soon
get IL. Z-SSJ
WILL TRADE A GOOD PIANO FOR
DRAFT HORSE. 3ls MCAGUE BLDG.
limit JIG
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
CLAIRVOYANTS

NINE. BUDDHA. LEADING PIANIST.
Call at No. ll3 South 10th St, upstairs.
Resultful prediction absolutely given:
S-291
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
Meet a MAN WITH MONEY
THROUGH BEE WANT ADS.
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE
New Home
Monthly Payments
Same as Rent

Do you want a nice new little home of
four rooms, with water and gas. within
block or two of Harvey street car line
little north of Bemis Park? On easy terms,
same as rent only small amount down and
5000 per month.
RE
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
WANTED-AGENTS

AGENTS Notwithstanding new; ev-
erybody buys it; 100 per cent profit: one
woman made over IS per day for 30 days;
this can be doubled; write quick. Com
mon Sense Mfg. Co, 36S5A Laclede ave.
St Louis, Mo- J-S20 28x
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
LOST AND FOUND

IOST-Between Boyd and Burwood the
aters lady's gold dog collar, set with
emeralds. Reward: return to Boyd the
alter. O-65
IyOST-White setter dog; old and fat; head
black, white and tan; black spot on
back. Return 10 Hugh McCafery pa
Douglas blk. Reward. Lost-Sl2
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
WANTED TO RENT
TICKET BROKERS

CUT RATE railway tickets everywhere
p. II. Philbin. 1906 Farnam Phone 7S4.
-S23
LARSON & JOHNSON. l4Os Farnam. Tel
1895. -sA
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29

FOR SALE-Letter press. in good order
Inquire j r. Campbell. Business Once.
Omaha Bee. Q-l23
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29

FOR SALE--One Monograph, in good or
der. Inquire at Business Office. Omaha
Bee. O-ll2
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
DEATH NOTICES

DEB-Bdward. aged years, months and
% days. -, 40
Funeral Saturday morning, December @,
at $50 o'clock from family residence, lSI
south Twelfth street 20 st. Petrtcks
church Interment st. Marys cemetery,
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29

SHERWIN- WILLIAMS co. BEST MIXED
PAINT, Sherman & Mcconnell Drug Co,
Omaha. OBS
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
MUSIC AND LANGUAGES

VOICE culture. Italian method. Mrs.
Mo- J2x
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
SITUATIONS WANTED

WANTED-A position as housekeeper at
once. Address Mrs. Effie Rhodess,
Clarks, Neb. Asia 2Sx
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29

CRIBBING. fir timbers, so feet and under;
seasoned hardwood lumber 90l Douglas
O-92
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
MEDICAL

BEST nerve bracer for men. "Gray's Nerve
Food Pills"-S box, postpaid. Sherman
& Mcconnell Drug Co. Omaha -222
Omaha daily bee., 1905-12-29
FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SALE-Two 6O-inch by 16-feet boilers,
good for so pounds pressure; two 75-horse-
power marine boilers, new: one So-horse-
power. White Il Middleton gasoline en-
gine at the Omaha Boiler Works.
Q-Nl396 Do
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-07-14
Lady Holland. Luncheon AbIutions.

Lady Munster, granddaughter of King
William ". of England. relates in her
biography that in 1887 she went with
her mother 10 take luncheon with Lady
Holland. ITO this day." she says, II
never taste cold turkey and salad with
out their conjuring up in my minds
eye Holland House dining room, full Of
brilliant silver and glass, the smart
footmen, and. most of all, most
charming looking lady with a very pale
tace-the palest face. | think, | ever saw
and with such Il heavenly, sweet smile.
She sat In a large armchair. and her
occupation seemed TO me, even young
as | was, strange in dining room. She
was not sitting at the dining room
table with every one else. but in a cor
ner Of the room. a maid was kneeling
by her bathing the pale. sweet. smiling
lady's feet-the loveliest white feet-in
q large china foot tub! This lady was
the famous Lady Holland, and l heard
1t said that these. to outsiders, peculiar
ablutions took place in the dining room
of Holland House during luncheon
whether there were visitors or not.'
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-07-14
Our Host.

Read by Mrs Edison Woodman at the county
federation of womens clubs at Lake Cora.
Madam Toastmistress, Ladies of the
Federation and Mr.. Todd
Probably the reason l was request
ed to respond TO this toast is on &C
count of the nearness with which we
live TO the Lake Cora home, and as
Mr.. Todd has been superintendent OF
this association for several years, we
have known him quite intimately,
both as neighbor and friend, and
have always found him pleasant and
obliging, and one of the most accom-
modating of men. The result of the
last few weeks of planning and ar
ranging for this federation picnic, is
a still better acquaintance, with no
change of opinion of him.
We have borrowed and loaned back
and forth and divided the delicacies
of the season with each other in a
neighborly manner Many a day has
our Jersey butter, made by hand,
graced his table, and our cream blend
ed with his berries and coffee.
I have brought to him huge bowls
full of cottage cheese, to tickle the
palates of his summer guests, in re-
turn for which our host has given TO
us heaping baskets of luscious grapes,
from Mr.. Ihling's vineyard, picked by
ourselves.
Our host is a versatile man of many
qualities. Prominent among the re-
deeining ones is honesty. To prove
this to you l will say that he told me
himself, that the best thing he had
on his table all summer was my cot
tage cheese.
He is also just man and believes
in equalizing property, SO when my
husband made a drive over here on
purpose TO bring him our sledge-ham-
mer, which he was very much in need
of to secure his pier, our host COM
pensated him by giving to him T rails
belonging to the Pere Marquette rail-
road.
He believes in the nickel-silvered
rule, which is, do others as others
would do you if they got a chance. 3"
He is righteous man, believing
that whatever he does is right, and
judges other people strictly by him
self. Now, because it was his pleas
ure to fence i'll this beautiful drive,
which we all enjoyed so much, he
thinks others are pleased too. By
doing this he shuts Edison Woodman
off from the short cut to the depot
with his asparagus, but our host says
he does not expect he can shut Edison
out, so he has kindly given him the
privilege of swimming his horse
around the fence.
The name Todd has been familiar
to the residents of Van Buren, county
for many years, as we have had our
Colonel Todd, Sheriff Todd, an I'm
dertaker Todd and County Superin-
tendent of the Poor Todd, but to us
to-day there is but one Mr.. Todd, our
genial host. Long may he continue
superintendent of the Lake Cora home
aSSoCiatin
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-07-14

and one horse may come out ahead Of
the other, but it's not horse racing
There are people driving on the Ice
who belong to the church. It's simply
recreation. | was driving with Lucien
myself yesterday, and / enjoyed it i'm
mensely."
Don't talk to me, Sarah Davis!
know a boss race when | see one, and
! know that boss racin' leads to gam
bin and murder. If folks around here
think they can be Christians and boss
race at the same time let 'em go ahead.
but | can tell 'em where they'll end
up. | was in hopes | should take a
likin' to that Spooner gal, but l never,
never can. Any gal who will urge a
young man on to his doom ought to
be sent to Jail. and I'll tell her so
whenever l see her"
When Lucien came home he got
bad roasting from grandma. He tried
to explain, but II was no 60. Grand
ma had her opinion, and 1t was:
at amt n bit Of use to waste your
breath. Lucien. I'm disappointed in
your father and mother and in you.
When was here last you was splittin'
wood and studyin' your Sunday school
lesson all the time. When l come this
time find you boss racin' and on your
way to states prison. l feel it my duty
to save you II l can. and I'm goin'
TO try and think up way to do it,"
The idea was TO propitiate grandma
as much as possible, and yet Lucien
did not cease to "hoss race" now and
then and to take lilly Spooner along.
as before. The family would have
liked to bring about an introduction
between the girl and the old lady,
but it was looked upon as too risky.
Little was said after the first two
or three days, but grandma kept
up n great thinking. with the result
that one day, two weeks later, she
slipped out Of the house and made