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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

why doesn't Secretary OF the Navy
Morton turn poet and write a Battle
skip Hymn OF the Republio7"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

IN talking about the Cars New
Years present It should be remembered
that Russia does not recognize the
Gregorian calendar.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

An exchange speaks Of him as Cap
tain OF Industry Carnegie" General
lssimo, II you please.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

locking for "A wife. He may not know
II, but no IL. And he viii hnd her when
he finds that cheerful wholesome hon
est Whole-eouled healthy laugh.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

The price OF diamonds again has been
advanced. Every day sees the neoes-
sarles OF life grow dearer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

Money doesn't bring happiness, but
happiness gets even by not bringing
money.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

II looks as though the Japanese were
going TO be map makers in Manchurla,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

Alva Adams doesn't seem 10 have any
rights that they are bound to be re-
spected in Colorado.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

New York sewing machine agents
have gone on strike A stitch In time
saves nine,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

The news from Port Arthur must give
Kuropatlin that retiring feeling,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

j. p. Morgan has bought the oldest
piano In the world, It must be awfully
old.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

Volume VIII OF The Four-Traol
News begins with the January number.
This issue begins with an article enti-
tied THE Ever-open Golden Gate" By
Kathleen l.. Greig, the Illustrations for
which are exceptionally striking; "Lau-
zanne" is an interesting article, by c. r.
Mcintyre; New York City's Water
'front.' takes one on a Journey around
Manhattan island, and points out many
an object OF more than passing interest
a description OF New Zealand. by II. q.
Donne, Is perhaps the most beautifully
Illustrated article that has yet appeared
In The Four-Track News The usual
departments, poems humor, etc, are
filled with good thlngs,-7 East and St.,
New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04

The Black Cat for january has three
prize stories, entitled. 1.-THE Eleventh
Goose" "Stalrescape" and SISTER Mar
TINS Circus Prayer" The other stories
are, When White Turned Black.
and The Dungeon Of Deception" They
are all OF the spicy variety with
which readers OF the little magazine
are famlliar.-shortstory Pub. Co, lii
High ST., Boston.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-01-04
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

The January number OF the North
American Review contains n selection
Of readable articles on timely topics.
Mark Twain publishes an open letter
Concerning Copyright" 10 the Register
Of Copyrights, suggesting a change IN
the law In favor OF the writer OF books.
Prof Simon Newcomb decrles our An
tlqunted Method OF Eectng n Prasl-
dent" Hannis Taylor shows that there
already exists I'm the dominions of the
car the germ Ne Representative gov
eminent for Russla,Y Henry White,
the founder Of the United Garment
Workers OF America, offers safe advice
10 union workngmen and TO employers
regarding their attitude toward "Thn
Issue Of the Open and Closed shop"
Helen Himmarn describes and comments
upon D'Annun2lo's new drama IA
FlglI1 dl Jorlo." Professor Pau S.
Relnsch OF the University Of WILSON,
sin, insists unon the natural connection
between Japan ana Aslatic Loader
ship Julien Gordon discusses "The
Proper Crude OF Diplomatic Reuresar-
tation," Charles j. Bullock urges the
expedlency OF Tariff Reform" G w
Crlchfeld regards the methods wh ~
appear most advisable in the construc-
uon OF The Panama Canal from 4
Contractors Standpoint" The Rev. s.
9, Wilson long a missionary In Persia,
describes the strained relations be-
tween THE Armenian Church and the
RUSSIAN Government" Joseph Conrad
PAYS q warm tribute 10 Henry James
ana his work. Edgar Gardner Murphy
answers In the negative the question,
snail the Fourteenth Amendment be
EniorcedY' The department OF World
Folucs contains communications from
london Berlin. 81. Petersburg and
Washington New York.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
MANY BODIES RECOVERED.
Search Has Been Abandoned by the
Volunteers,

Search Has Been Abandoned by the
Volunteers.
Brockton, Mass, March 22.-Satis.
covering additional bodies from the
ruins of the r. B. Grover company's
shoe factory, search was abandoned
at IL o'clock last night by the small
army of volunteers after thirty-seven
hours of constant toll. - The little
band of persons who have besieged
the morgue since the first body was
taken from the ruins reluctantly
turned their steps homeward salts
fed that all that remained of missing
ones occupied the pine boxes in
scribed unknown"
The revised list, as given out by
the police at 11:30 o'clock last night,
was as follows: Bodies recovered, So;
identified, IA; missing, As; reported
as escaped, 283.
1t now seems probable that but
fourteen bodies will be buried with
their identity positively established.
The day saw the first movement on
the part of workmen in trades similar
to that pursued by the victims Of the
disaster to raise relief fund for the
bereaved families. 1t is expected that
several thousand dollars will be sub
scribed.
A public funeral service will be held
Thursday. On that day all public Of
fees and schools will be closed.j.
At the factory of George E. Keith
& Co., shoe manufacturers, the Off
Gals sent to the men printed Slips
asking them what portion of their
days salary they would be willing to
contribute toward fund for the
widows and children of victims OF the
disaster. There are 5000 employees in
this factory, and one of the officers
said last night that he expected $4,000
would be contributed by the help.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
THE MARKETS.
Latest Quotations From Grain and
Live Stock Centers.


st. Paul, March 22-Wheat-No. l
Northern, $1.O9@1.10 IL; No. North
ern, $1.O5 3-401.O7 IL; No. 8, $1@1.OS.
Corn-No. yellow, 45@46c. Oats -
No. white, 90@31c.
Minneapolis, March p. - Wheat -
No. hard, $1.14 ga; No. / Northern,
s1.123-4; No. Northern, $1.08 IL %
1922. Oats-No. s. white, soc.
Duluth, March %. = Wheat-No. 1
Northern, SLOT ga; No 2 Northern,
s1.O1 3-4@105 Ii; fax, $1.403-4; rye,
TIC.
Milwaukee, March 22-Wheat-No.
/ Northern, $1.141-2; No. Northern,
'$1.1O@1.101-2. Rye-No. 1, IS 1-2c.
Barley-No. 2, sic. Oats - Standard,
331-4@33 1-2c. Corn-No. 8, 48 1-2@
49c.
Chicago, March 22-Wheat-No. 2
red. s1.13 1-2@115 10; No. 3 red, SLOT
Oils; No. 2 hard, Sill 1-2@1.13 IL;
No. 8 hard, $1.05@1.12; No. 1 North
ern, 1-2@115 IL; No. 2 North
ern, $108@1.12. Corn - No. 2, 4S q
As 1-2c. Oats-No. 2, &c.
Sioux City, Iowa, March 22.-Cattle
-Beeves. $3.50 "a 5: cows, bulls and
mixed. S2.55 q 4: stockers and feed
ers, s2.75 a 4; calves and yearlings.
1925 o. 3.75. Hogs 49, Bulk. $4.90 @
4.95.
Chicago, March 22.-~Cattle-Goodt to
prime steers, $5.10@6.25; stockersa and
feeders, $2.50@4.60; COWS, $2.75@4.5O;
heifers, So a s; calves, So q 6.75.
Hogs - Mixed and butchers, $4.95 q
5.25; bulk, $5.10@5.25. Sheep-Good
to choice wethers. s4.60@6.10: native
lambs, $6Q760; Western lambs. $3.50
07.6O.
South st. Paul, March 22.-Cattle--
Good to choice steers, $3.50 P $50;
good to choice COWS and heife1s, 1925
04.25;' butcher bulls. $2.65@3.40;
veals,. $2@4.75; good to choice stock
steers, 1904; good to choice mich
COWS, 10000. Hogs - Range price,
s4,75@510;. bulk, $4.S5@4.95. Sheep
Good to choice lambs, $6.75@7; fair
to good, $6@675; good to choice
yearling wethers, $5.4O@6.50: good to
choice ewes. $475@5.25.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Commission Is Organized.

New York. March 22.-The com
mission of eminent physicians. asked
by the commissioner of health to con-
slider the ravages of cerebro-spinal
meningitis has effected formal organ
ization. 1t is the intention to have
the investigation cover the entire
country and Europe so far as possible.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
CASTRO HAS A SCHEME,
Is Notified by Minister Bowen That Il
Won't Work

Washington, March %. = Minister
Bowen cabled the state department
yesterday from Caracas that he had
served notice on President Castro
that his arrangement to validate
$28,O00,000 worth of revolutionary
bonds held by British and German
financiers and provide for their pay
ment must not take precedence over
the settlement of pending American
claims. 1t is reported that Castro will
play for time and that there will be
much further correspondence on the
subject.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Goino to San DOMINGO.

Mayaguez, P. r.. March 2Z-The
fourteen congressman, mostly mem
,bers of the rivers and harbors COM
mittee. with their wives. who arrived
at San Juan March IT. on the United
States transport Sumner, sailed from
here yesterday for San Domingo,
after travelling overland across this
island a. .ss;'
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
REEVES POLITICAL WAR.
bcock's rEAppointment Displeases

Babcocks appointment Displeases
La~FolIette Faction. ). -
Madison, Wis, March 22.--The La
Toilette Republicans are much dis
pleased( it is reported, at the appoint
.nent of wv. Babcock to the Repub-
lican national committee from Wis
consin in place Of Henry G. Payne.
They take this as a declaration of
war by Senator Spooner and the
"stalwarts." La Toilette leaders are
quoted as saying that plans are being
formulated for the final cleaning out
of the "stalwarts."
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
"sNAkEs" CAUSES DEATH.
Duluth Man Leaps From. Third-Story
Window of Hotel.

Duluth, Mimi, March 22.-Shriek-
ing out that demons and fiends were
chasing him to cut his throat, William
Matheson, woodsman, forty-five,
leaped from the third-story window
in the Rising Sun hotel and struck
the pavement over fifty feet below.
He suffered internal injuries, which
resulted in his death. Matheson had
just come in from the woods and had
spent his winters wages on a pro-
tracted spree
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Received With Honors.

Havana, March 22-President Pals
ma and all the members of his cabs
met yesterday visited the United
States warships at present in the har-
Dor of Havana. They were received
with hOnOrs Z
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Farmer Killed.

Alexandria, Mimi, March 22.-Skal1
J. Guam, a farmer living in the town
of Urness, Douglas county, was
thrown from his wagon on the way.
home from Brandon and instantly
killed. A wagon wheel passed over
his head
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Rebuild Bio Mill.

Cedar Rapids, Iowa, March 22.-lt
is officially announced that the Amer
lean Cereal company will rebuild it's
great plant recently destroyed by fire,
at an, estimated cost of 100000.
Day and night shifts of workmen will
start Aug. Is. q.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

It was a makeup. man with a
highly developed sense of humor who
placed close to the item touching Mil
Iionaire Arbuckle's 50-cent-a-day hotel
for working people the four-liner in
which John d. Rockefeller declares
that we live too fast and eat too much.
Is the oil magnate interested in the
coffee kings scheme?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
MOURNING AT FRISCO.
Mrs. Stanfords Remains Arrive From
Honolulu.

San Francisco, March 22-The re-
mains Of Mrs. Jane Lathrop Stanford
arrived here yesterday from Homo
lulu. Accompanying the body were
Detectives Reynolds and Callahan,
Miss Bertha Berner and Miss May
Hunt, the private secretary and maid
respectively of Mrs. Stanford. A
large crowd had assembled. and as
the vessel came to her moorings every
head was uncovered. At the South
ern Pacific depot a special funeral
train was in readiness, and to it the
remains were transferred. The funer-
al services will be held on Friday in
the Memorial chapel at the universe
ty at Palo Alto.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
FELL UPON A FORK.
Brain Of Iowa Farmer Boy Pierced b,
Tine of Stable. Tool.

Iowa Falls, Iowa, March 22.-Geskee
Tjarkes, the nine-year-old son of Aaron
Tjarkes, a farmer living in Ellis town
ship, was instantly killed last evening
while doing chores. He slid down
from hay NOW into manger, his
head striking an upright pitchfork, enc
tine penetrating his left cheek, and
passing back of the right eye, piercing
his brain.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
SOUNDS FlSHY.
Twenty-six Hundred Pounds of Silver
Found in Ohio.

TWenty-sIx hundred POUNDS or silver
Found in Ohio.
Akron. Ohio, March 22.-While
walking along the south shore of Sill
yer lake, George Lodge stumbled upon
huge billet of metal, which was
found to be silver. Making further
investigation, he and his brother dug
out twenty-six large ballets of an
average weight of 100 pounds, making
over a ton in all. For manyofyears
the late Henry Wetmore, ,WhQ died at
the age of ITO years, told a story of
how an encampment of 500 Indians,
shortly before the battle Of Tippe-
canoe, left the vicinity of this lake in
a single night, and it is thought this
silver was the treasure they dumped
into the water for safe keeping. 80.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
ALL AWARDS INVALID.
So Says Senator Carter of the Ma
tionaI Commission.

0VITIITFVSSTUTTA
Washington, March Ex-senator
Carter, who has just resigned as presi-
dent of the exposition national COM
mission in supervisory charge of the
big fair at st. Louis, declared that all
awards made at the close Of the ex-
position are invalid. Charges fire.
quently have been made that many
awards were not based on merit All
now are pronounced illegal, even
where merit was proven. Sensa-
tional developments are expected
after the final report submitted to the
state department in about two months.
The st. Louis exposition medals and
diplomas then will be brought in ques-
ton.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Syrians Fired Out.

Port-au-Prince, March 22.-Public
notice is made in the Official Messen-
ger that Syrian traders must settle
their affairs, cease trading and leave
the country before April l.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Separate Schools Opposed.

Toronto, Ont, March ga mass
meeting of 5000 citizens was held
here LAST night to pass resolutions
unanimously opposing separate
schools in the new provinces OF
Northwest Canada.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
Goina to See the Gar.

New York. March 22.-Charles M.
ischwab sailed for Europe yesterday
on. the steamer Kron Prinz Wilhelm.
1T was said that Mr.. Schwab was
hound for St. Petersburg to negotiate
the building of warships for Russia.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Miss Jennie Croker Of, San Fran
cisco has just reached the age of IS
end come into possession Of $5,0OO,00O.
Titled foreigners wilT please file pho
tographs of themselves with their ap-
plicationS.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
JULES VERNE is DYING.
Famous French Novelist Lies Dan.
Zoe rousIy III at His Home.

Famous French Novelist Lies Dan"
'gerousIy Ill at His Home.
Paris, March pa dispatch from
Amiens confirms the report that Jules
Verne is dangerously sick. He con-
tinued writing until recently, when
he was Obliged to suspend all literary
work and his duties as municipal
councillor, M. Verne occupies the
same room in which he wrote his eX-
traordinary stories of voyages. He is
II years old.
Amiens, France, March 22.-The
condition of Jules Verne is regarded
as hopeless. kilograms of sympathy
from all quarters of the globe have
been received. Many of: them are
from children and scientists.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Search the scriptures! A pious citi-
zen persistertly refused to pay his
taxes until the collector referred him
to the concluding portion of the sew
enteenth chapter of the gospel accord
ing to st. Matthew. Then he paid
I'D.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

The Santo Domingo revolution is
said to have been suppressed. One
half Of the revolutionary army has
fed to the mountains and the other
fellow has secured job on the police
force.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

1t appears that when Max Lebaudy
set up in business as emperor of
Africa he hired a poet laureate. We
are sorry to have to add that he did it
merely because he could get one
cheap.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

The examiners found 500 in cash in
a Chicago bank which was capitalized
for $1,000 900. No explanation is Of
fered as to how the officials Of the
bank happened to overlook it.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

A Los Angeles florist has developed
the green carnation at last, but prob
ably it will never appeal to so large
a percentage of the public as the
green apple does. ..l.-
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

They are naming race horses, cheap
cigars and corn cures after KuTokl
But we refuse to pity him. He was
warned before he started out to- be-
come famous. -,
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

A contemporary alleges that the
giraffe can kick harder than any
other animal. What's the matter with
a defeated candidate?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
LEAVING THEIR HOMES.

Reservoir Threatens to Break and
Drown People of Pennsylvania Town.
Latrobe, Pa, March 22.--TZe large
reservoir at Chestnut Ridge is said to
be on the point of collapsing as the
result Of heavy rains during the past
twenty-four hours. The residents of
Baggaley. mining village near here,
are leaving their homes and moving
their valuables to a place Of safety.
The village of Lycippus was vacated
yesterday.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Mr.. Edison's doctor has ordered
him to quit. thinking for the next few
months. Let him butt into the Four
Hundred and he'll give up the per-
nicious habit forever.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

When the shoe manufacturers, in
convention in New York, announce
that the women Of the future will
have bigger feet, they mean, of course,
only that they will wear bigger shoes.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
STANDARD BACKING JAPAN.
Story Circulating That Oil Company
Has Advanced Mikado $10o,0O00OO.

st. Petersburg, March 90 - In the
Novoe Vremya is published a sensaa-
tional story to the effect that the
United States is urging Japan to
make the hardest terms possible with
Russia. 1t says that the Standard Oh
company has advanced loan of $780,
100000 to the mikado on the security
Of the oil wells in Sakhalin island,
which belongs to Russia and has not
vet been captured by the Japanese.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

William Dean Howells is 6S, but it
would take two or three strong men
to hold him for the chlorOforming
process.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Authoress of one of the brochures
on How to Manage Your Own Hus-
band" has had her better half arrested
on the charge of wife beating.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Wonder that nobody has yet sug-
gested the advisability Of employing
Digger Indians to dig the Panama
canal
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Bachelors and club men are the
bandits, guerrillas and outcasts OF so
ciety,'' says DR.. Benjamin Ide Wheel
err The doctor seems to be almost as
elephantine joker as Prof. Osler.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

An eastern paper refers to her as
"old Mrs. Chadwick." She undoubted-
ly deserves punishment but ought 1t
to be as severe as this?
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Come rest in this bosom, my own
stricken trust, when the other states
tell you to get up and dust!-New Jer-
sey.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

A New York dentist accepted a COM
mission to repair the molars of a
prize bull dog. Notice of funeral here
after.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Not a few people. will sympathize
with the boy who, when he was asked
what he would like to be when he grew
up to be a man, replied: "a centena:
rian." ,,,. -,
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

The woman who sold one OF her
fingers for $500 had already given her
whole hand away to man for the
mere asking.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

A New York woman wants to know
Why married life is dull" Certainly
cot for want of sharp" answers.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

Col Astor lost six $1,000 bills in
theater the other evening. Most of us
couldn't be so careless if we tried.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

The grief Of Japan over Russia's in
te,nal troubles is not inconsolable. 1t
: wholly under control.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
There are times when the Ohio river
is this country's yellowest streak.

Just think of it! Good, pious Massa-
chusetts has outgrown the state prison
at Charlestown.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

George AIDE gets $4,000 week, and
the dyspepsia thrown in on the side
the inside, in fact.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25

The Savannah News wants 'clean
PAPER money" We can clean up all
We can get hold of, as a rule.
The Ladysmith news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1905, 1905-03-25
WISCONSIN.

Bank notes are great germ carriers.
Burn your money.