The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-01
STRAIGHT TALK ON COOKING
ny One Who Knows How TO Handle
Men as Well as Culinary
Utensils.

There's nothin noicer than bein able
to get mp a good dinner, Ter good cookin'
Is a grand thing and it won't hurt amy
body to know il. rich OF poor. says Mrs.
IDEALLY, according TO the Chicago daily
News
There Is chew sorts o. cookin In this
world-poor man s and rich mans. Fer
The ruinin' Of good ingregients / don't
call cookin' at ahl at ah
To make spring lamb chop tin
der, new peetaties and green peas appe-
tlzln and strawberries III 10 eat is what
the rich mans chen does. But there's
more folks concerned with maxim such
tasty dish with three-cents-a-p pound
neck o mutton and pint Of dried peas
there won't be scrap 10 warm up fer
breakfast, and it's a far more pertickler
Job
Slrline steak nivor bought harse fer
OGally ner paid a dollar on our cottage
and chew lots but it's pork an beans
mat nd make yer mouth waiter that has,
not 70 spake OF way | have OF throw
IN pancakes together that's saved us
tons OF poundcahe and apple pole Fer
I've niyer seen the day I'd allow angel
cake in me house. Ter alone in me FAM
ny's stomach's. extra good stomachs
though they be too.
Min Will be min and byos byes. and
they will eat and must be let eat and
given plinty to eat. but they mustn't be
pampeyed- It's wrong TO pampey EN-.
child er man.
Peryisions O'Galloy will have. er he
gets oogly. AS a dotter and wolfe.
know min in that way and how to handle
EN-. Who better? It's me natural way.
bechuxst you and me. an aisy fer me.
Feed EN-. man and bye. feed emi Err
they 90 ter the barrooms err, worse yet,
to the sody fountains.
My little bye Toby will come in Of an
evenin' playin' he's starved to a skelly-
tin an droppin' inty his Twin choom-
and the bye is tired workin' ahl day and
skylarkin' between whiles-but the way
he VIII brighten oop at the sight Of pot
OF dumplin's an gravy does me as much
good as goin to church, an more
Joost sit there watchin' him eat, froze
TO me chair with happy feelin's. and be-
fore know II I'm plannin' what IN have
fer dinner to-morry, and my. my. m
that comfterble
Feed EN-. say man and bye: feed
EN-. but don't pampey EN-. don't spile
'em with billed listers and ice cream. II
my little bye Toby gets chicken Of a
soonday he wants goose fer Moondah
and turkey the rist o. the week. and I'm
the very same oidentical may mesilf. and
so is O'Gally. and there's no use in IL.
Pull EN- shart. ! say: pull 'em with
a finder pot roast. with a speck O onion
and tomahtah atop Of il. Let the chick
ems live and lay eggs fer us. and bile up
the carn-beef and cabbage. till IT fairly
melts on yer tongue
Look az the Dutch and Eyetal'ans.
They amt pinin' fer PORTUGUESE steak
and mushrooms. ner fer plum puddin'
with tawtaw sauce. whativer that is.
They eat savin and they eat sinsih's
and they eat hullsome. and they get
well on. livery man OF EN-. and do less
fussin and have less ailin' and would
as soon think Of goin up in balloon as
runnin' bill fer fancy groceries.
You don't need 'em-these fancy
groceries-if you knows how 10 cook.
It's the cookin does II. Nothin Use and
all we need in this country is fer some
body TO make cookit fashionable. and
II seems 10 me that's aisy done.