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The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1905-04-09

ference visitors from all parts of the
adjoining states. The opening session
was addressed by President Joseph
Smith. Apostle Reed Smoot is not IN
attendance. as he |. t Wednesday foI
San Francisco on business.
Joseph r. Smith was sustained az
prophet seer and revelator by unanl-
nous vote of the members Of the Nor
mon church. When the vote was taken
to sustain the twelve apostles tive
hands were raised in dissent. One OF
the dfsSenters arose to explain his vote
but was not permitted to speak. Presi-
dent Smith merely stating that he could
present his o lection to the proper au-
found sensation The members who
dissented stated afterward that they
desired to protest against sustaining
such officers Of the church as live II,
pOlygamy. Among the apostles sus-
tanned were Taylor and Crowley.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1905-04-09
Louisiana Sinks,

New Orleans, April S.-The Southern
Pacific steamship. Louisiana, Captain
Whitney, partially capsized toward the
north shore side and then sank at the
wharf. Friday. No lives were lost.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1905-04-09
SCHOOL BILL UP,
HouSe Considers Measure and Sends It
to Engrossment

Austin. April 8.-Senate bill provid-
ing for a more efficient public school
system was discussed in the house Fri
day and sent to engrossnlent.
Senate worked on Kennedy tax bill
a.d considered about half Of It,
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1905-04-09
MORMON CONFERENCE.
Seventy Fifth Annual Gathering IN
Session at Salt Lake City.

Salt Lake City. April S-The sevan-
tyfi- fifth annual conference of the Nor
NOR, church is in session here at the
Tabernacle and will continue until
Sunday. The city is filled with con-
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1905-04-09

First National bank Of San Angelo
increases its capital stock to $250.00O.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1905-04-09

The headless. legless body Of a man
still warm was found at San Francisco
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1905-04-09
A WHISKEY ARGUMENT

you Whiskey ALL but if buy it get
carry THE BEST for number of
old established VINO could
good reputation by selling bad Whlskey
great part Whskey used for medical
trade demands the BEST
not look to the Whsy department OF our
profits the ordinary dealer does consequently
better grades narrower margins
will pay to ask for prices and Compare our Goods
MORRIS g. DICKSON CO., Ltd, SHREVEPORT, LA.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

.Peruna has always been a great
favorite with the military men, both in
the army and navy.
The strongest kind OF testimonials
are received from officers of high rank
concerning the virtues of Peruna for all
catarrhal ailments.
Only a small per cent. of these can b
used for publication for want of space.
Mr.. Harrison L.. Dean, Burnside Post
No. 8, Department of the Potomac,
Colonel encampment No. 60. Union
Veterans Legion, Colonel Green Clay
Smith Regiment No. II, U. v. u, De-
partment of the Potomac, Military
Order Loyal Legion, Department OF
Columbia, Major Gath Indiana Veteran
Volunteer Infantry, writes:
"There Is no longer any question %
to tho curative qualities of PeSuns IN
all catarrhal troubles. Its successful
use by many of my friends entities n
to confidence and endorsement"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
SPREADING THE
NEWS BROADCAST.

That Dodd's Kidney Pills cured his
Diabetes. After long suffering. Mr..
G. Cleghorn found a permanent re-
lief in the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
Port Huron, Mich, Jan. 30th.-(Spe-
cial)-Tortured with Diabetes and
Bladder Disease from which he could
apparently get no relief, Mr.. G.. Cleg-
horn, a bricklayer, living at 119 But
tier St, this city, has found a COM
plete and permanent cure in Dodd's
Kidney Pills and in his gratitude he
is spreading the news broadcast.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills made a man OF
me-" Mr.. Cleghorn says. ri was a
sufferer from Diabetes and Bladder
Disease. was SO bad I could do no
work and the pain a something
terrible. l could not get anything to
help me until I tried Dodd's Kidney
Pills. They helped me right from the
first and nov l am completely cured.
help me till l tried Dodd's Kidney
Pills to all my friends and they have
found them all that is claimed for
them"
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all Kidney
Ills from Backache to Bright's Dis.
ease. They never fail to cure Rheu-
matism.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
Rather Different,

Mrs. Jenkins had missed Mrs. Brady
from her accustomed haunts, and,
hearing several startling rumOrs on
corning her, went in search of her old
friend.
They tell me you're working ard
night an day. Sarah Ann" she que
ried.
Yes" returned Mrs. Brady; I'm
under bonds to keep the peace fer pull
in locks of hair out of that old scoun-
drel Of a husban' of mine, and the
magistrate said if ! come afore i'm
agln. or lay me 'ands on the old man,
he'd fine me forty shillin's!"
"An1 so you're workin' ard to keep
out of mischief?"
I'm what? I'm workin' ard to save
UP the fine!"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
A Princess Who Is a Fireman.

Princess Waldemar Of Denmarkis
greatly interested in the iremen of
Copenhagen, and shows it in so prac-
teal a way that they all adore her, and
have elected her an honorary captain
in the department.
Her royal highness was Princess
Marie d'Orleans, and her husband,
Prince Waldemar, is Queen AleXan-
dra'S youngest brother.
Whenever there is a big fire the
princess is to be seen wading with her
heavy boots through the streams OF
water to where the fire is fiercest, and
it is hardly necessary to say that the
presence o fthe princess inspires the
firemen to display still greater cour-
age.
In time of peace the princess often
visits the fire stations, with
the officers and watches the men at
their athletic exercises.-Era Maya
zine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
How 1t Should Be Used.

Two molders were once out of work,
and were at their wits ends what to
90 for a living.
At last one of them conceived an
idea. They went to the place where
they used to work and begged sone
sand, which they made up into packets,
and sold them as a certain destroyer
OF beetles" They had no difficulty in
disposing OF them.
An old lady bought the last packet
and asked how to use it.
One of the men then said:
Well, as you have bought the last
packet will tell you. You first of all
catch the beetle, tickle it with a feath-
er till It laughs, then drop some of the
sand down its throat and choke it,"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

alone in the house the backache has
been SO bad that it brought tears to
my eyes. The pain at times was SO in,
tense that l was compelled to give up
my household duties and lie down..
There were headaches, dizziness n
blood rushing to my head to cause
bleeding at the nose The first box OF
DOan's Kidney Pills benefited me so
much that l continued the treatment.
The singing pain in the small of my
back, the rushes of blood to the head
and other symptoms disappeared
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. SO cents per box. Foster
Nilburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
A Confidence Dog.

"a butcher narrated the other day q
spry illustrative of the intelligence Of
d9s.
IA patron OF mine" he said. "had a
cole that came to me n morning
With a slip of paper in his mouth.
'Halloa, doggie!' said l, and the
collie wagged his tail and dropped the
paper on the floor at my feet. | open
edit. 1t was a signed order from his
mister for a piece of sausage. | gave
hin the sausage. He ate it and went
hone.
fTime after time the collie came
with these orders to me, and finally |
slipped reading them. Each, l pre-
sumed, was for sausage, and each pro-
cured q sausage. | suppose, all told,
TIP dog got as much as twenty pounds
~ofsausage from me in two months.
fBut the master, when | presented
M bill, kicked. He said he had only
gTen the dog about a dozen orders,
whereas, I must have honored nearly
a hundred.
FWell, the upshot was that the two
ofus got together and did a little de-
%testiye work. And do you know what
we found? Why, we found that this
cunning dog, whenever a sausage hun
ge seized him, would grab up a piece
of white paper, any piece he could
I'M, and bring it to me.
Il had been careless, you see, never
Looking at the paper, and through my
caielessness the collie had fooled me
fol two months"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
A Tarpon Tows a Hogshead.

Hines and places there are where
TIP tarpOn have been so numerous and
SO free in their antics as to be a pest
to the small fishermen, who in a GER
tan bay once harpooned a lordly fish.
la'hed him to a key and pointed him
to the open sea. Drawing the floating
barrel, he went splashing terror to his
kladred-an aquatic scarecrow. And
as the militant hogshead, ferried by a
le'plng tWelve-stone fish. went march
Ing down the bay, all tarpon, great and
small, took warning that they must
keep their performances within the
bounds Of decency.-Country Life in
America.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
His knowledge.

Ascum-I suppose you know a good
deal about the ms and outs of married
life?
Henpeck-Well, know that a good
many of the foolish men who are in
want to get out, and other foolish men
who are out want to get in.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
Mamma Was Shocked.

"Mr. Higgins asked me to marry
him last night said the blushing
damsel.
And what did you say?" asked her
mother.
why" replied the fair maid, Il told
him to ask you
ASK mel" exclaimed the astonish-
ed parent. why, my dear. you sure
ly wouldn't want your poor old mother
to commit bigamy, would you?"-Co-
lumbus Dispatch.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
The OUTRAGED Butcher.

A lady recently stopped at an East
end open butchers stall and purchased
q joint at Sd a pound. She returned
shortly after and complained that it
was saturated with naphtha from one
Of the butchers lamps. .
"S'whelp mel" remarked the butch
er; you gels don't want much-not
'arf. You've got a wing rib off a bui-
lock wot was bred by King Edward
hisself for threepence a pound, and
10Y you amt satisfied. You're askin'
too much, mum. If you want your
Sundays joint favored with heau-de-
cologne you'll have to spring another
'apenny!"-Tit-Bits
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
Conqressman's Strenuous Fight.

Congressman Van Duzer Of Nevada
holds that about the most strenuous
contest last fall was that waged In his
district. His political enemies en
gagged q New York pugilist to scare
him out of the campaign, and the mar
made haste to that he in
tended to wipe Van Duzer off de
eart'." The candidate arrived in Reno
ignorant OF the fellows existence and
was welcomed by a lot Of friendly
miners. Two of them. each Of them
over six feet tall and neither afraid
of anything. walked with him to his
hotel. where the fighting man was
waiting. The miners passed Mr.. Van
Duzer into his room and then went
over to where the "scrapper" stood.
He looked them over carefully and
then backed away. The next train
East carried him out Of danger.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
RECAPTURED At MOTHERS HOME
Whiteman Locked Up on Charge OF
Forgery and Grand Larceny,

Buffalo, N. Y, Jan. 81. - Alonzo 7
Whiteman, at one time a state senator
of Minnesota, was recaptured Satur-
day at his mothers home in Dansville.
He is now locked up in Buffalo on a
charge of forgery and grand larceny.
Whiteman escaped from detectives by
jumping through the window OF a train
at Dunkirk on Sept. II while being
brought here from st. Louis.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
RUSSIA FACES A CRISIS

in Warsaw in spite of the presence of
large numbers OF troops. British con-
sular officers there are reported to
have been assaulted by hussars, and
the matter, it is said, has been called
to the attention Of the St. Petersburg
government by the British ambaSsa-
dor. A severe storm at Moscow aided
the authorities there in averting dis
order which was thought to be i'm
pending. There were no disturbances
in St. Petersburg. In Batoum, Prince
Gurielly, an officer of the police, was
asSaSSinated.
Under Sergius' Thumb.
The influence of Grand Duke Ser
giuS. the foremost of the reactiOnists,
is alleged to have governed Emperor
Nicholas ever since the strike troubles
began. and that member of the i'm
perial family is represented to be de-
termined on drastic measures Tor the
suppression of all agitation for eco
nomic or political reforms. Reports
continue rife that the ~terrorists are
prepared to resume their activities.
Father Gopon, the leader Of the st.
Petersburg workmen, is reported TO
have escaped t o Stockholm. The holy
synod has denounced him as a Grim
inal priest a betrayer of his sacred
Office.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, Oil and 912 Pioneer
Press building, ST. Paul, Mimi: John
Anderson, Little Falls, Mimi, bobsled
runner; George Barth, Red Lake Falls.
Mimi, truck; Martin Flegle, Minneap-
oils, Mimi. trolling float; Thore Ha-
g"n. Grand Forks, N. d., mustache
guard; Edward Hammond, St. Cloud,
Mimi, grain car door; Charles Jaeck-
ell, Warm Springs, Mont, train o
duit; John Keegan, Waterfowl, S. D.,
grain elevator.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

The 40 GO farmers from the United States, who
during the past seven years have gone to Canada
participate In this prosperity.
The United States will soon become an importer Of
vhent. Get 4 free homestead or purchase . farm IN
western Canada, and become one OF those who will
help produce It.
Apply for Information to superintendent OF lmml.
natinm. OTTAWA. Canada. or to authorized Canadian
Government Agent. NJ. Mclaughlin, Box lls,
Wetert0wn, South Dakota.
PIesss say where you saw this advertisement.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
Absent Minded Willie.

Teacher-Now, Willie. you may
close your geography and recite.
Willie-Suddenly throwing Off his
disguise. the great detective cried,
"Ha, villain! You little thought Dick
Harter was on your track."-Puck.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
A Definition.

Little Clarence-Pa. what Is an op-
timist?
Mr.. Callipers-An optimist, my son,
is a man who doesn't care what hap
pens il it doesn't happen to him.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

what l SUI
fered no one
w ill ever
know. l used
about every
known RENE
dy that is said
to be good for
kidney COM
p a / n t, but
without d e.
irving perma-
nent relief.
Often when
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
These Widows.

WELL, well, old man, your marriage
to the widow was a surprise to me.
"It was to me, too.'-HoustOn Post.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

no better, will help to stay the pangs
OF hunger.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

Even the light that shineth more
and more unto the perfect day" must
be kept filled and trimmed.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
HELD UP.
But Three Colored Men Fail to Com
plete the Job.

plete the Job.
Deadwood, S. D., Jan. 31.-A bold
attempt at holding up a saloon in this
CITY was made by three colored men.
At the point of revolvers the crowd in
a saloon was ordered to hold up their
hands. There was a large amount of
money on the tables but before the
raid could be completed the three men
took fright and escaped. Alfred and
Granville Graves have been arrested.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
4

Mrs. John LaRue, of lis Paterson
avenue, Paterson, N. j., says: Il was
troubled for about nine years, and
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

Time and tide wait for no man. but
they're up against 1t when they have
to deal with a woman.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
ALL CLASSES
ARE SUBJECT TO
CATARRH.

The soldier as we'll as the civilian finds
it frequently necessary to use Peruna
on account of coughs and colds.
No n is exempt. The strong and
healthy are less liable than the weak
and i'll, but none entirely escape.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, BLIND, Bleeding or Protrudtng Piles. Your
druggist Will refund money If PAZO
fails to cure you In 6 to Is days. soc.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

He who will fall before he will be
false need fear no failure.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03

in lily ventilated
rooms. And yet both
of these classes are
more or less subject
to C t arrh a d
catarrhal diSaaSaC
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
IN FIELD OR BARRACKS
PE.RU.NA IS EFfICAClOUS.

The constant exposure to the ele-
ments experienced in an outdoor life is
not so apt to cause coughs and colds as
sedentary habits.
Those who are brought face to face
with the weather every day in active
life are much less liable to catarrhal
diseases than those who are housed up
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
Wholesale Piilage at Warsaw.

Warsaw, Jan. 31.-The strike disor-
ders are becoming more serious. The
oordinary life of the city is quite sus-
pended. On Saturday the strikers
stopped the street railway service, but
remained otherwise orderly. Yester-
day. however. they began wholesale
pillage. The majority of the shops in
Marshal Kovski street n the state
vodka shops were looted. All the fac
tories. shops, schools and th%eaters
were closed and the street lamps were
extinguished. There have been sec
eral collisions between the police and
strikers and many arrests have been
made. Peace-abiding inhabitants are
terror stricken.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-02-03
British Consul Attacked.

maze. T~tdCb-dDlullS iHhdDildHlS arc
terror stricken.
British Consul Attacked.
London, Jan. 31-The correspondent
at Warsaw of the Daily Mail tele-
graphs as follows:
"A group of hussars ran down Brit
ish Vice Consul Muoukain Sunday
night in Marshal kovski street. Two
hussars rushed at him with their
swords. inficting severe cuts across
his face and lower lip. Dripping with
blood Muoukain was conveyed to the
hospital, where he is now doing well.
British Consul General Murray had
a narrow escape from being similarly
run down in WierzbOva sereet.
st appears that the incidents were
due to a company of hussars betting
drunk and running amuck.'
The Daily Mails St. Petersburg cor
respondent reports that Sir Charles
Hardinge, the British ambassador, has
asked the Russian government to
make inquiry into the outrages on the
British consul general and vice con-
sui at Warsaw.
Warsaw Is in Grasp of Mob.
While there seems to have been a
complete restoration of order in ST.
Petersburg and Moscow, conditions at
Warsaw continue TO go from bad to
worse. Estimates of the killed and
wounded III consequence of collisions
between mobs and the soldiers place
the number at 100. The bakers being
on strike, bread is at famine prices in
Warsaw and attempts to break into
stores there have caused numerous
collisions with the military. The find
ing of revolvers of uniform make on
many of the rioters arrested afford
confirmation of recent reports that
revolntionist agitators have been
Smuggling Arms
in anticipation of an outbreak. 1t is
asserted that the official tale of the
dead through the recent conflict be-
tween the strikers and troops at Riga
is far short of the actually, many
having persisted in an attempt to cross
the river on the ice when the soldiers
opSlitu MY, ihS NC pIfdhlilS III JIG
water engulfing the fugitives.
Work is being generally resumed.
In MOSCOW the mems demands have
been practically conceded and all the
railway workshops have resumed ope-
rations. The strike has ended at Sar-
atoff. AT Libau some of the strikers
have returned to work and there have
been no serious disturbances during
the day. No further extensive strikes
are reported at any fresh centers, nor
are there disorders except at Warsaw.
Much Disorder at Warsaw.
London, Feb. 1.-The correspondent
at Warsaw of the Daily Mail tele-
graphs as follows:
Street fighting continues and the
mob is growing in dangerous fashion.
There have been frequent collisions
between the people and soldiers. Rev.
olutionists attacked the troops with
revolvers and knives. The principal
disturbances occurred in Noviswiat
street, a leading business thorough.
fare.
At II o'clock Sunday night a regi-
ment of infantry marched to this thor
oughfare from Smolna street, when
somebody fired upon them, W~hereupOn
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-07-08
FISH BANK is INTERESTING
Discovered Four Hundred Years Ago
by Cabot, st. Johns Is Base Of
World Industry.

St. Johns is g place teeming with
interest. II is over 400 years old, hav-
ing been discovered by Cabot in 1897
and settled by Devon fisherfolk a few
years later, since when 1t has been al
ways the base for. the worlds greatest
fishing industry, that for cod on the
bank" says P. T. McGrath, in Four
Track News. In its harbor will be
found argosies from France, Spain,
Portugal, New England and Nova Sco-
tia, all engaged in reaping the harvest
from the ocean, while the British in
dustry was permanently transferred
there as the colony, the Oldest in the
empire, became settled. Along the
water front, on each side Of the spa
cious land-locked harbor, which opens
through a gap In the betting cliffs,
are stores and warehouses filled with
cod, while at every wharf steamers and
sailors are loading this staple COM
modify for transport to the markets
Of the world.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-07-08
CHINA A POULTRY COUNTRY
Farmers of the Orient Handle Enor-
nous Consignments Of Eggs
at One Time.

The keenest of poultry farmers is, as
Mr.. Chamberlain once said Of himself
in another connection, "a child in these
matters" as compared with the poul-
try farmers Of China. A traveller pass
ing through the proSince OF Chekiang
a few weeks ago was struck with the
enormous number Of young chickens
carried in the farmers carts he met in
the T'int'al country. He made inquiries
on the subject, and at length he was
asked by a poultry farmer to go and
inspect his rearing arrangements. The
plant deals with 10000 eggs at time
and the average product is 5000 chicks.
The arrangements are simple and in
expensive, but they include opportuni-
ties for the scientific examination Of
the eggs in the course Of incubation,
and it is amusing to hear that where
the eggs on examination through the
testing holes do not show signs Of fer
tilization at the end Of the fourth day,
"they are Immediately discarded to be
sold cheap"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-07-08
Avoid Stiffness.

Beware of allowing your joints to
grow stifL. Take enough exercise out
side of Homework to keep yourself
supple, or take such pains to move light
" about the house that the suppleness
will last without other aid. In bending
or rising do not allow yourself to feel or
appear stiff. II your work is really 90
hard that you go to bed aching, get some
one to rub you, and IL this is impossible,
rub yourself. This is less restful, but 1t
Is, nevertheless, Of some use. Pour out
q little alcohol into the palm Of the
hand, then rub briskly, repeating until
the skin glows. Finish with the flesh
brush, and go to bed with the determin-
alton to sleeper rather, that sleep will
come of itself, for this is more restful
mood.