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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
Bishop Brooks Joke.

Some years ago Bishop Phillips
Brooks was recovering from an illness
and was denying himself to all visitors
when Robert Ingersoll called. The
bishop received him at once. 81 ap-
preclate this very much" said Mr. In
gersoll "but why do you see me when
you deny yourself to your friends?"
ut is this way" said the bishop. II
feel confident Of seeing my friends in
the next world, but this may be my
last chance Of seeing you"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
In the History Class.

"Who set fire to the temple Of Diana
at Ephesus?" asked the teacher, look
ing sharply at the boy.
81 don't know, ma'am," answered
the frightened urchin. "As true as
Pm settin' here, | didn't have nothin'
10 do with it."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13

"Queer thing about those tall build
ings, isn't it?" remarked the cheerful
idiot.
Whats queer about them?" asked
the typewriter boarder.
"Why, the nearer you get to heaven
in one of them the more use you have
for a fire-escape," explained the c. |.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
Saw Double,

Gunner-"T met Bender at the opera
the other evening""
Guyer-"Did he take his opera
glasses?"
Gumer-"Oh,yes, he went out after
.ach act"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13

WANTED.-To appoint resident agents
in Forest County, Pa, to represent our
full line of Lightning Rods. For full
particulars address Hum & Leatherman,
lO3 Market St., Pittsburg, Pa. At
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
Honalese Case

Him-"Yes, he's an artist. a musi-
clan and poet"
Her-"Poor fellow! had no idea
poverty had such hold on him."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
LOYe,a Young Drenm.

A Washington youth wrote home
after the elopement, 81 am married
now, and all my troubles are over"
Married men, please don't titter.-Chi-
cago Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13

Eczema and all skin diseases, pim-
pies, boils, piles and anything foreign to
a sound, healthy skin is quickly cured
by San-Curs Ointment and San-Cura
Soap, 25c each. IF
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
Couldn't SDend IL.

"Say, Bill, once l had more money
dan l knew what to do with"
"Yer don't mean it?"
"sure l found a quarter in a tenn
p'rance town"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13

Clerk-The old man thinks you are
pretty. The Typewriter-Really? Has
he said so? Clerk-No, but he doesn't
criticise your spelling. = New York
Press.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
DR.. KENNEDY'S
Av0RITE
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.

DIR. David Kennedys FAvORITE REM
EDY is not disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable ingre-
dients and does not heat or infame the
blood but cools and purifes it. In all cases
of Kidney troubles, Liver complaints, Con-
stipation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which afflict women, the ac-
ton of DR.. Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
in letters to DR.. Kennedy; and with
warmth and fullness of words which mere
business certificates never possess. 1t
makes no drunkards-excuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. In its coming there is
hope, and in its wings there is healing.
We challenge trial and are confident Of
the result. Your druggist has it. ONE
DOLLAR Bottle. Bear in mind the
name and address DIR. Ddoid KENNEDY,
Rondout, New York.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13

Little grains of powder,
Little gobs of paint,
"rl's complexion
- at Il amt.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
SPECIAL OFFER.

For few days The Pittsburg Dis
patch will honor this coupon and
twenty-five cents in payment for the
WEEKLY DISPATCH to January 1st,
1907. The balance of this year and
all next year. The regular price of it
is &c per copy. 1t is a bargain you
can't afford to miss. Cut this out now
and mail it with 25c to
The WEEKLY DISPATCH,
Pittsburg, Pa.
Mention the FOREST REPUBLICAN,
Tionesta, Pa.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13

Josh Billanco Gust married)-"Say,
is there a bridal suite in this here
hotel?"
Proprietor of the Hotel Cactus
Bridal suite? Say, do you take this
fur hoss hotel?"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13

Avoid popularity; It has many snares
md no real benefit.-Penn.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-12-13
TO FIT THE TARGET.

Thompson-"I want a good revcl-
ver."
Dealer-"A six-shooter?"
Thompson-"Better make it nine.
rhooter. want it for cat next
door,"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

the Marist Fathers, teaching order,
who regard education as one of their
principal objects, assumed control.
The city's rapidly increasing popula-
ton and the wise policy of the new
regime then accomplished much in
the improvement of the school and
brought it to what it is today, an in
stitution that Is credit to the state
and monument to our progress. The
college is always found to be abreast
of the times, true centre of mental
and moral culture. Those whose
financial circumstances constrain
them in their desire for liberal edu-
cation may here find their wants
treated with the utmost consideration,
the cost of thorough course being
merely nominal.
At a cost of fully 100000, the
school last year erected large build
ing with sixty additional rooms for
the accommodation of the annually
increasing number Of pupils who re-
ceive instruction here. The study
halls are spacious and cheerful, and
the halls, dormitories, bathrooms and
dining-rooms we'll ventilated and
lightsome, fitted with every modern
convenience.
The buildings are lighted by cleo
tricity and heated by steam through
out. All possible precautions against
fire have been taken, each floor be-
ing provided with hose connections
and chemical extinguishers, and fire
escapes extend from each story to the
ground.
Great attention is paid to athletics
and gymnastics, thus insuring the
students a physical as we'll as men
tai training. There is a new and
we'll equipped gymnasium. with spe-
cial classes daily, under the superv1s-
ion If a skilled trainer.
For the gratifying results attained
great credit is due the Very Rev. j.
]. Guina>., S. NJ, president and treas
urer of the institution. His efforts In
the interests of All Hallows college
have been untiring.
The Catholic church and the state
of Utah have every reason to feel
proud of this place of learning.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23
ALL HALLOWS COLLEGE.

Salt Lake has ever held her own in
the maintenance of model educational
institutions, and inferior to none of
these stands All Hallows college, a
school for boys. Although the college
was built to meet the wants of the
Catholic parents in this section of the
country, by offering them for their
children convenient access to the ad-
vantages of a good sound education,
pupils of all religious denominations
are extended the privilege of sharing
the educational benefits to be re-
ceived
The Catholic church has ever shown
itself to be a true patron of learning
and enlightenment and has displayed
its proverbial wisdom in supporting
and encouraging this superior school
During the twenty years of its exist,
ence, All Hallows has made for itself
an enviable record. 1t has always been
the aim of the college to instill into
the hearts and minds of its pupils
those principles of integrity and true
Americanism that in future years will
give to Salt Lake City, Utah, and the
surrounding states, true men and hon
est, progressive citizens.
The college maintains three higher
courses-the commercial course, the
scientific course and the classical
course.
The commercial course is intended
TO prepare students thoroughly for
the complications of modern business
life, and to give them the educational
training which is necessary in order
to work successfully in the feverish
field of national and international
competition.
The scientific course has been or
ganized with the special view of meet
ing the wants of students who are to
devote themselves in after life to any
of the professions connected with the
vast mining industry of the west.
The classical course forms a spe'
cial feature and is the standard course
of the institution. Its object is to
prepare students for medical, legal
and other learned professions, for
which the study of classics Is indis-
pensable.
Besides these three advanced
courses, there are the minim and pri'
mary courses for beginners and the
academic courses, intended as prelim'
mary to the higher courses.
All Hallows college was founded by
the Right Rev. Bishop Seaman in
1886, when existing circumstances
made it's accomplishment a most diff
ficult undertaking. 1t was at this
time that Tie Catholics throughout
the intermountain country united in
giving to the school their support and
but a short time afterward the insti
tuition began to grow. About three
years after the founding of the college
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23
M2n
$3.50

Salt Lake Theatre-"Ben Hur," one
week, beginning with Christmas matt
nee.
Orpheum Theatre-Classic vaude-
Vile. Grand opening Christmas matt
nee and night.
Grand Theatre-"Yon Yonson,"
matinee today, performance tonight.
Lyric Theatre = Merry Burles-
quers," one week, beginning with to-
days matinee.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

One of the busiest corners on busy
Broadway is Thirtieth street. One of
the busiest box-offices is Wallack's
theatre on the aforesaid busy corner.
In Wallacks theatre, William Faver-
sham has been playing to the capacity
of the house for the past seven weeks,
in "The Squaw Man." and there is no
present evidence of business dimin-
ishing. Edwin Milton Royle is the
author of the "Squaw Man" Two and
two make four-do you see the point ?
Edwin's Christmas stocking will be
full of royalties.
HARRY LIE GRANDE.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

TRUTH Is a legal journal. Send In
your Mining Notices, Assessment No
tices, and Delinquent Notices. TRUTH
OFFICE. 241 South West Temple. Both
Phones 1888. 3D..
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

$50
A M U Sc E N rs

amusement center, the year just past
intensified the fact Other towns have
their Rialtos, where actor folks gath
er and discuss the news-Salt Lake
has it's own Rialto. While its exact
geography may be uncertain, 1t is
here just as certainly as Schramms +,
where the cars stop, or Smiths drug
corner, where everybody tarries. Any
town with five theatres running all
the time-some of them overtime
must have Rialto. So Salt Lake,
with it's five playhouses, has a Rialto
just as real and hard as the pave
ments can make 1t.
With a population still below the
metropolitan rank, Salt Lake has a
metropolitan number of theatres and
enough people with metropolitan in
stincts to keep the box-offices busy.
The past two years have wrought
great changes in the local amusement
field-the past year has seen the mea-
sure filled to metropolitan fullness.
Five theatres in old Salt Lake Is a
goodly number, but not one too many!
The town will absorb them-easily
greedily-for the Zionite is ever hun
CRY for amusements. Each of our five
houses-by some good fortune-occu-
pies an exclusive field. The Salt Lake
theatre caters to high-class attractions
operate and dramatic-and alone
occupies that field. The Lyric is the
home of burlesque-its display OF
shapely femininity is all its own The
Grand, with it's melodramas, burns red
fire on it's stage free from compete
ton. At the Bon Ton, where a dime
swings open the doors, may be found
audiences to whom ten cents is posi-
tive relief. With the opening of the
Orpheum, next Monday, Salt Lakes
metropolitan position as a show town
will be fully established. This new
house with it's big welcome State
street entrance comes in an
swer to the prayers of thou
sands who love classic vaude
vile. In the very amusement nature
of things this house must occupy an
exclusive field-for some time, al
least, this must be so-because the
Orpheum here as well as elsewhere
will free itself from competition by
the positive merit of its offerings and
the high-grade performances seer
from it's stage. If Salt Lake is to be
the commercial center of the inter
mountain country, as hither all roads
must come, as they lead to ancient
Rome, II Salt Lake is to be the metro
polls of the inland empire-and who
doubts it-why shall we not also be
come a theatre town sufficient to oul
dignity and Importance? Why, in
deed?
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

Monday, Christmas day, the Or
pheum opens with a classic vaude.
vile performance-the best ever seen
in the town. If you haven't already
got your hands on a ticket, you had
better make "a hot-foot" over to State
street.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

bunch of shapely, dimpled darlings-
girls whose pretty ankles disdain saw
dust filings.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

Saving the past year Salt Lake has
risen to the front rank as snow
town Always distinguished as an
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

1t may be that Louis James mas In
gered too long in the classic drama
there are some who stoutly maintain
that he has.
It may be that he is attempting the
impossible and making fruitless eff
forts to wear the faded mantles of Ed
win Forrest and John Mccullough. Or,
it may be that the times are sadly out
of joint-that out on the wide sea Of
amusement the only ships that can
ride the waves are those with scenic
sails and gaily painted hulls. Here
comes three classic plays, by Shakes
peare, Lytton and Knowles-plays
which in the days of our daddies were
wont to make the wellkin ring and the
box-office jingle. How is it now, my
masters? Alas, poor Yorick! There
is no mad rush for tickets, no fren-
zied demonstration by the audience.
Whether the art of Louis James is,
like himself, fallen into the "sere and
yellow leaf" or whether there are 9th
err insidious elements at work, or
whether, finally, the fault lies only
with ourselves, let others answer
while I am silent. Mr.. James GER
tainly has taken questionable meth
cd of intensifying his stardom-sur-
rounding himself with "strutting
mummers' who roll the majesty pc
roids of blank verse like drummer
boys. His supporting company-with
two exceptions-must have been re-
cruited among the "also-ran" class.
Even his daughter, Miss Aphie James,
who played the only female role OF
importance in "Virginius," turned the
sweet and guileless Virginia into a
sniveling maid with East Lynne"
trimmings. The scenic investiture
carried classic simplicity to a barren
extreme. But in the matter of dress
and costumes ambition, in this re-
spect, DER leaped itself, so to speak.
Outside a few of the principals, there
was criminal neglect on the part OF
the master-of-the wardrobes.
A little bird has been whispering
Santa Claus secrets to me. Flying
through the Christmas clouds this bird
made wonderful journey. and came
at last to the istore-house OF Kris
Kringle. Lying about, in generous
confusion, the bird saw, among other
things, number of packages adj
dressed to the theatre managers OF a
town called Salt Lake. A hurried in
yentory disclosed the following:
ITO Mr.. George d. Piper, care Salt
Lake theatre, one dozen assorted mu'
steal plays warranted not to distract
an audience"
ITO the Resident Manager, care the
Orpheum, a pretty red sign with the
letters s. r. O."
ITO Mr.. Moss, care Lyric theatre, a
new batch of Dolly Dimple show girls
with rhinestone garters."
ITO Mr.. Smiley, care Grand theatre,
a new melodrama with a beardless
villain refusing to steal the mortgage
on his fathers farm"
"To Mr. Young, care Bon. Ton,
new illustrated song selected from the
Tribune anthem contest-with pic
lures of Furious ]. and Moroni on ire
screen"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

Manager Moss makes the Christmas
promise that every stocking at the
Lyric will be filled at the Monday mat
inee and night performances. This
applies, however, more especially to
the silk hosiery on the stage, where
every stocking will be filed by new
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1905-12-23

Into the big amusement stocking OF
this good, old town Santa Claus will
on Christmas day, drop something
the Orpheum.
Every mothers son of us and every
fathers daughter, too, will share in
the vaudeville nuts and candies!
That wonderful spectacular drama
with its realism and big impressive
ness, Ben Hur," opens weeks en-
gagement, beginning with a Christ
mas matinee. 1t will cost money to
see this Klaw and Erlanger produc
ton, but, as the Salt LAX STOCKING
is gorged with prosperity, Ben Hur'
prices are not beyond reach. You'll
have to hurry if you want to see
George!
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11
BALD MILL NEWS.

p. j. Lunde is on the sick list.
Duncan Sinclair is building
a new house. It's going tn be a
big one.
The last snow stopped the
work for a few days.
Elizabeth Loge, of Sverdrup,
has accepted a position at Amt
Mas where she will work for
some time. We are all glad to
see her in the neighborhood.
George Herigstad, brother of
Bert, is working on the railroad
and pumping the old hand car
for all he is worth.
j., Soma is running the new
Hart Parr gasoline engine when
he has nothing to do.
Fugelstad was in the game
once more but we will excuse
Tt,rkel this time. Last Sunday
the young folks were taking a
buggy ride when all at once the
wheel went into a hole and bump
went the rear seat with the three
girls q close second. My but
that was bad luck. You must
be very careful next time for it
will never do to have a drop like
that very often.
They say that MISS Ida M.
Olson is married but it came so
sudden, it seems like a dream,
but if it is so we will take the
liberty to congratulate and wish
her a happy future. Who will be
the next?
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11
VIII Extend csspsr.town Branch

The Fargo Forum is respon-
sible for the following: Plans
have been perfected by the engi-
neering department of the Nor
thern Pacific railway for build
ing an extension on the McHenry
branch from McHenry, N. D.,
through the Fort Totten Indian
reservation to Oberon, forty
miles, connecting at that point
with a branch toEsmond. Right
of way has not been secured.
The company intends to build
only to the Sheyenne River dur
ing the present season.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11
Real Estate transfers.
Nav End.

May End.
United States to Isabella KEEL
son 8 hf of NV or and lots 3 and
4 of sec. ALAG 81.
May 3rd.
Emil Marquardt to Charles w.
Nicoll lots 10 10 90 blk. 50 $3.50.
Cooperstown.
May 9Th.
Mary s. Hodgson to Oscar
Nuremberg Sc or of sec. 7-146. 50
800.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11
coming Back.

On one of the streets of southern
city dusky belle. sauntering aimless-
~ along. met white haired ex-slave.
who was promenading with definite
ness and an approach to speed.
Hello, Aunt Dilsey!' said the belle
nonchalantly. "Whey you gwine?"
whey l gwine?" queried the old
woman sharply. "Whey you reckon
Swine? amt gwine. I done been
whey gwine."
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11
Cruel,

Mabel mot in her first youth)-First
Of all he held my hands and told my
fortune, and then. Evie. he gazed into
my face ever so long and said he could
read my thoughts! Wasn't that clever
Of him, dear? Evie-Oh. suppose be
read between the lines, darling.-Punch.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11
Love Of Gain.

TO cure us Of our immoderate love Of
gain we should seriously consider how
many goods there are that money will
not purchase. and these the best, and
how many evils there are that money
will not remedy. and these the worst
Cotton.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11

Experience is jewel. and 1t need be
20. for it is often purchased at an infl.
nate rate.-Shakespeare.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-05-11
Wishes He was,

W10Ae0 He VV00s
Mrs. Peck (contemptuously) - What
are you anyhow, man or a mouse?
Henry Peck (bitterly)-A man, my dear.
II were mouse I'd have you up on
that table yelling for help right now!-
EXCHANGE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-03-19

said, reminds me of those of Marshall Saun-
ders, of Braidwood.
'Braidwood is an Illinois town. and passed
my boyhood there. Marshall Saunders had
fine apiary. He raised good bees and good
honey. 1t was a pleasure to visit his neat, well
painted city of hives.
Marshall had inquiring mind, and he
would sometimes ask himself strange questions.
One of the questions he continually asked him
self this:
Have I any right to rob those bees of their
honey%
"And for a long time he could not answer
that question to his own satisfaction. Finally
though, he found answer. 1 heard him tell
it to his friends with pride.
I used to feel mean he said, about rob-
bling the beehives, but after thinking the mat
ter over | see now I'm in the right. If it wasn't
for me taking the honey. all them bees would
be out of work the whole of next summer"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-03-19
mo said I, DON'T
"'Well,' said he, Tn hanged if I do either -
DIPLOMACY ALWAYS WINS.

The late Captain Charles Angus Of New-York
the life saver of Pelham Bay. noted for his
diplomacy.
Diplomacy always succeeds" he said one day
at Pelham Bay. What you can't get with di
plomacy is not worth getting. There, for in
stance is my cousin George.
when Cousin George, two years ago." he said
became the father of a bouncing ten-pound
girl he proud ard happy man. 1t seemed
to him that he loved every hair of the infants
head. It's bowls were music in his ears. Even
in its face, red and twisted with sobs, he saw
beauty and charm. AS for walking the floor
with it, he asked nothing better than to walk
the floor with it all night.
so a fortnight went by, happy fortnight
Then the mother announced that she was going
to name the baby Emily.
Cousin Georges face fell. He not partic
ular about names. Almost any name, in fact,
suited him But Emily he loathed. He had
loa thed the name of Emily from his boy hood
He did not tell his wife that, though He was
too wise He knew her too we'll.
Emily. eh p said Cousin George, in his dip
lorlatic way. That's good. l like Emily. Emily
was the name Of my first sweetheart. She'll
take ii compliment our naming The child
after her. She'll
But George could say no more. His wife
interrupted MIN.
Wen call the child Joan, after my MOTHER
she said. shortly"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-03-19
EXCEEDINGLY FORGETFUL.

James H. Hyde numbers among his friends
many of the leading actors and actresses of
France OF one of the former he said:
He is a very forgetful, very absent minded
man. One spring afternoon in Paris he and
were seated at one of those many little tables
on the broad sidewalk of the boulevard that are
set in front of the Cafe de Ia Paix. AS We sat
there, enjoying the sunshine and the gayety of
Paris in its spring bravery, well dressed, dis