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The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-04-30

wanted to pay their respects and the
suit, with no military frils took one of
the young princes he had been playing
with, across his knee, and gave him
couple of easy spanks, in fun, and the
whole family was laughing, and the
spanked boy tackled the emperor
around his legs, below the knee, like
football player, and the other princes
pulled him OFF and the emperor came
up to dad, smiling as though he was
having the time Of his life and spoke
to dad in the purest Eng, lish, and said
he was glad to see the bad Boy
man, because he had read all about
the FRANKS of the bad boy and bid dad
welcome to Germany. and he didn't
look sick at all.
Dad was taken all of heap. and
didn't know what to make Of the Ger
man emperor talking English, but
when the ruler of Germany turned to
me and said. "And so this is the cham
pion little devil of America" and pat
ted me on the head, dad felt that he
had struck friend of the family and
he sat down with the emperor and
talked for half an hour, while the
young princes gathered around me.
and we sat down on the floor and the
boys got out their knives and we
played mumplety peg on the carpet,
just as though we were at home, and
all the boys talked English, and we
had a bully time. The princes had
all read "Peck'S Bad Boy" and | think
the emperor and empress have encour-
aged them in their Wickedness, for the
boys told me of several tricks, they
had played on their father. the en-
peror, which they had copied from the
Bad Boy" and made me blush when
how 4,Nl1
into the MaSonS, the way my chum
and ! initiated dad into the Masons
with the aid of a goat.
/ asked the boys how their dad took
1T, and told them from what we in
America heard about the emperor of
Germany, we would think he would
kill anybody that played a trick on
him, but they said he would stand
anything from the children and enjoy
1t. but If grown men attempted to
monkey with him, the fur would fly.
The crown prince came in and was
introduced to me. and seemed proud
to see me, cause his uncle Price Hen
ry. had told him about being in Mil
Waukee, and how all the women in
that town were the handsomest he had
ever seen in his trip around the world.
and asked me if it was so. [ referred
him to dad and dad told him the
women were the greatest in the world,
and then dad made his usual break.
He said: Look ahere. Mister Prince
you have got to be married some day,
and raise family to hand the Ger
man empire down to. and my advice to
you is not to let them saw off on you no
duchess or princess as homely as a
hedge fence, with no ginger in her
blood, but you skip out to America
and come to Milwaukee, and / will in
FRI 1tIn to t,,le
some they will make you toe the mark
and If you mary one of them she will
raise a family of healthy young roy
atty with no humor in their blood
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Happiness Everywhere.

faced, haggard and loved emperor.
And the emperor never smiles on his
subjects as he passes, but looks into
every eye on both sides of the beau
tiful street with an expression of agony
t. on his face, but a proud light in his
Gett but they are daisies, and they
would fight for the Fatherland with
the last breath in their bodies.''
The pride of the people in that
moustached young man, with the look
of suffering, is not equalled by the
pride of the emperor in every German
i'm Germany, or anywhere on the face
of the globe. There is none of the
Hello, BILL such as we have in Anne
RIGA, when the president drives through
his people, many of them yell, Hello
Teddy" while he shows his teeth and
laughs and stands up in his carriage,
and says Hello, Mike" as he recog-
nzes an acquaintance. But these same
Hello, Bill" Americans are probably
just as loyal to their chief. wherever
me may be- and would fight as hard as
the loving Germans would for their
hereditary emperor.
L suppose there is somebody working
in Berlin. but it seems to us that the
whole population. so far as can be
seen, is bent on enjoying every minute,
walking the streets, in good clothes,
giving military salutes, and drinking
beer between meals, and talking about
what Germany would do to an enemy
if the ever-present chip on the should
er should be Knocked off. even acct
dentally. But they all seem to love
America, and when we registered at
the hotel, from Milwaukee, Wis,
u. S. a.. citizens began to gather
around us and ask about relatives at
our home. They seem to think that
~ wi N
waukee owns a brewery, and that all
are rich, and that some day they will
come back to Germany and spend the
money and fight for the emperor.
We did not have the heart to tell
them that all the Germans in MilWau-
kee were going to stay there and spend
their money. and while their hearts
were still warm towards the Father
land, they loved the Stars and Stripes
and would fight for the American flag
against the world. and that the young
er Germans spoke the German Ian
Guage. if at all, with Yankee accent.
Gee. but wouldn't the people of Ber-
lin be hot under the collar If they
knew how many Germans in America
were unfamiliar with the make UP of
the German flag. and that they only
see 1T occasionally, when some celebra-
ton of German days takes place.
Well. when dad saw the German
emperor drive down the great street
and got look at his face. he said,
'Hennery, / have got to see that young
man and advise him to go and consult
a DOCTOR and so made ARRANGEMENTS
to go to the palace and see the en-
peror and his son, the crown prince.
who will before long take the empire
on his shoulders if William is as sick
as he looks. You don't have to hire
any masquerade clothes to call on the
emperor of Germany, like you do when
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20 make me show what was
n the bottle, and | show
I'd the bottle and there was
nothing in it, and there they stood
scratching themselves, and | told dad
we had better excuse ourselves and go,
and we were going all right enough
when dad said, What is it you are
ioing." and as we got almost to the
loor [ said, your majesty, | have
distributed impartiatly. i crust, in
he royal family of Germany, a half
.Jint OF the hungriest fleas that
egypt can produce, for they have been
n that flask three weeks with nothing
o eat except themselves. and | esti-
nate that there were a million Cairo
leas in the flask. enough to set up
housekeeping in your palace, with
enough to stock the palace of your
crown prince when he is married, and
his is that you may remember the
Iisit of Peck's Bad Boy and his dad.
The emperor was mad at first, but
lie laughed. and when we got out of
he palace dad leaned against a lamp
post and scratched his neck, and said
TO me, "Hennery, you never ought to
have did it," and | said, what could
poor boy do when called upon sud-
lenly to do something TO entertain
royalty?"
We'll" says dad, 81 don't care for
myself, but this thing is apt to bring
On international complications" and |
said. Yes, it bring Persia into it.
cause they will have to use Persian
insect powder to get rid of them" and
hen we went to our hotel and fought
6eas all night and thought of the
sleepleSs night tho royal family were'
having.
Well, SO long. old Pummernickel.
Yours truly
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and you won't have to go off and be
gay away from home, cause an Amer
lean wife will take you by the ear if
you show any signs of wandering from
your own fire side, like lots of your
relatives have done"
Gee. but that made the emperor
hot, and he said dad needn't lnstill
any of his American ideas into the
German nobility, as he could run things
all right without any help, and dad got
ready to so, cause the atmosphere was
getting sort of chilly, but the en-
peror soon got over his huff, and told
dad not to hurry, and then he turned
to me and said NOW, little American
bad boy, what kind of trick are you
going to play on me, cause from what
L have read of you [ know you will
never go out OF this house without
giving me a benefit, and all my boys
expect it, and will enjoy it, the same
as L will: now let er CO.
| felt that it was UP to me to do
something to maintain the reputation
| had made, so | said, your majesty,
will now proceed to make it interest
ing for you. if you and the boys will
kindly be seated in a circle around
me-" They got into the circle, all
laughing, and | took out of my pocket
a half pint flask of glass, and covered
with leather and with a stopper that
opened by touching a spring, and l
walked around in front Of each one of
the royal family. mumbling, Enc
meme ony-my," and opened the flask
in front of each one, and pretty soon
they all began to get nervous, and
scratch themselves, and the emperor
slapped his leg and pinched his arm
and put his fingers down his collar and
scratched his neck, and the crown
prince jumped up and kicked his leg
and scratched his back and said Say
kid, you are not hypnotizing u.s. are
you," and / said, "Ene-m
N.Y." and kept on touching the stop
per.
By and by they all got to scratching,
and the emperor turned sort of pale
but he was going to see the show
to the end, as long as he had
a ticket, and he said, What is the
joke, anyway" and | kept on saying
tEn2- mcne-monyrmy, and walking
around in front of them. and dad be-
gan TO dance around. too, and dig
under his shirt bosom and scratch his
leg. and they all scratched in unison
and laughed, and a little prince asked
how long before they would know
what it was all about. and | said my
ene-mene, and looked solemn. and
dad said. what YOU giving u.s." and
/ said Never you mind, this is my
show and I am the whole push, and
everybody had raised up out of ME
chair and each was scratching for all
that was out, and finally the emperor
said, II like a joke as we'll as anybody,
but | can't laugh until | know what
l am laughing about" and he told dad
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Co. ' %2'F

SOUTHERN RY. TRAIN, leaving
Raleigh $40 a. M, and Durham $3.50
a. M, arrives Greensboro IL noon and
Lynchburg 3;45 p. m; connects with
10. & o., leaving Lynchburg 4:1O p. M.
daily (will wait 80 minutes for connec-
ton, il passengers are reported) and
arrives Va. Hot Springs 1872 p. m,
Cincinnati a. M, Chicago $50 p. M,
st. Louis 6:3S p. m.
Parlor Car L.ynGhburg to Clifton
Forge.
Pullman Sleeping Cars, Clifton Forge
to Cincinnati, Louisville, Chicago and
st. Louis, connecting at these cities for
all points in Northwest, West and
Southwest.
S. A. T.. TRAIN, leaving Raleigh
1850 d. m, and Durham 1905 a. M,
arrives Richmond 4:55 p. m, and cor
meets with c. & o., leaving 10:45 II.
M, with Pullman Sleeping Car to Cir
cipnati and Cincinnati to Chicago and
st Louis.
For Rates, Tickets. Pullman Reser-
vations and detailed information. ap-
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w. Q. Warthen, ID. p. A.. c. & o. Ry.
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Feb. 10. 1905.
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CANCER CURE.

We want every man and u
the United States to know
are doing. We are curing
tumors, and chronic sores wi
use Of knife, and are indorsS
Senate and Legislature OF VI
you are seeking a cure, comes
you will get IL.
We. Guarantee Our Cures.
TILE KELLAM CANCER HO
Richmond. Va.
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J. L. O'QUINN & GO
Florist
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA.

We Give Southern Trading StanIpa
speciality. Bouquets and floral desCE'-
atiOns arranged TN the best style at
short notice. Palms, Ferns and win
ter blooming plants for the house.
Fall Bulbs. Hyacinths, Narcissus
Tulips. etc. Rose bushes, shrubbery
evergreens and shade trees. VexNt.
able plants In season.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-04-30

you visit royalty in Turkey and Egypt,
,or a good frock coat and silk hat will
lake you anywhere in the day time.
and swallow-tail is legal tender at
hight, SO dad put on his frock coat and
silk hat, just as he would to go and
attend an afternoon wedding at home,
and we were ushered into d regular
parlor, where the emperor was having
fun with his children, and the empress
was doing some needle work.
Dad supposed we would have to talk
to the emperor and the prince through
IN interpreter, and we stood there
waiting for some one to break the ice.
when some one told the emperor that
an American gentleman and his boy
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Notice to Contractors.

Bids will be received at the office
of the superintendent of the State
Hospital at Raleigh, n. c., up to noon
on May 23rd for the construction of
an annexed wing to the original build
ing.
Plans and specifications can be seen
tect, Carolina Trust building, Raleigh,
N. c., on and after May 10th. The
right is reserved to reject any and
all bids.
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The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-04-30

Coughs and colds. down to the very
borderland of consum--- yield to
the soothing. healing influences OF DR..
Woods Norway Pine Syrup.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-04-30

Onely one remedy in the world that
will at once stop itchiness of the skin
in any part of the body: Doan's Oint-
ment. At any drug store. so cent
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-04-30

Is 1t a burn? Use DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil. A cut? Use DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil. AT your druggists.
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Burdock Blood Bitters cures 1t
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Berlin Germany.--My Dear Old
ummernickel.--NoW we have got
pretty near home. and you would en-
Joy it to be with us, because you
couldn't tell this town from Milwau-
kee, except for the military precision
with which everything is conducted.
where you never take a glass of beer
without cracking you heels together
like a soldier, and giving the military
salute to the bartender, who is COM
mander-in-chief of all who happen to
patronize his bar, everybody here acts
like he was at a picnic in the woods,
with a large barrel of beer with per-
SEPARATION oozing down the outside. and
q spigot of the largest size. which
fills a schooner at the turn or the
twist, and every man either smiles or
laughs out loud. and you feel as though
there was happiness everywhere, ana
that heaven was right here in this
greatest German city. There is laugh
ter everywhere, except when the en-
peror drives by. escorted by his body
guard, on the finest horses in the
world, and every citizen the street
stops smiling and laughing, all stand
at attention. and every face takes on
a solemn, patriotic, almost a fighting
look, as though each man would con-
slider it the happiest duty and pleasure
to walk right up to the mouth of can
non and die in his tracks for his pale
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-08-04
Notice Final Settlement.

Notice is hereby given that I, as
executor Of the estate OF Jno. E. Buz-
hardr, deceased, will make a final
settlement on the estate OF said de-
ceased in Probate court for Newber-
ry county, on August IS, 1905. All
persons holding claims against said
estate will present the same, duly at
tested, by that date.
JnO. 7. Norris,
Executor.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-08-04
Excursion to Little Mountain August
Executor
4th., 1905.

4tl1., 19O5.
On account Of Reunion Newberrv
college at Little Mountain, Friday.
August 4th., the c. n. & L. railroad
will sell round trip tickets from
Newberry for 50 cents. Leaving New
berry S:55 a. nl., returning leaves
Little Mountain $40 p. m, arriving
Newberry 7:o5 P. m.
Fare from other points are as fol-
lows: Laurcns Is cents, Clinton =
cent, Goldville 70 cents, Kinards IS
cents. Gary 90 cents, Jalapa 90 cents.
Newberry 50 cents and Prosperity 30
cents
An excursion will be run from Co.
lu1lbia leaving at 500 a. m, arriving
at Little Mountain at o.25. The fare
1or the round trip from Columbia is:
Columbia Is cents, Leopart, Is cents,
lrmo 50 cents, Ballentine 20 cents.
White Rock IS cents, Hilton 80 cents
and Chaplin IS cents.
For further information write or
call on
J. ". Denning, Agent.
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Week End Rates via Southern Ry.

Effective Saturday June 3rd and
continuing to and including Septem-
Der 3rd 1905 we will sell round trip
tickets continuous passage in each d.
rection for all Saturday trains and
Sunday morning train, good returning
leaving destination not later than
Tuesday following date of the sale at
rates as follows:
Anderson, S. c., $40.
Walhalla, S. c., $40.
Chick Springs, S. c., $2.75.
Tyron, N. c., s3.S5.
Saluda, N. c., s3.35.
Hendersonville, N. c., S3.85.
.Asheville, n. C., s3.S5.
Spartanburg, S. c., S2.1o.
Grecnville, s. c., S2Io.
White Stone, S. c., S2.1o.
Union, S. c., s1s5.
Charleston, S. c., S5.I5.
Isle Of Palms, S. C. s5.15.
Tybee, Ga, S5.1;.
Fer further information phone OF
write
J. P. Sheely,
Agent.
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There would be no such thing as
a silent tomb if women had their way.
If all donkeys had long ears it
would be necessary TO change the
ctvle Of masculine headgear.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-03

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Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-03
HALLS of Art, CON-
ScrVat0ricS, Pri-
waite Schools

and its graduates stand high wherever
they have gone. Located at sixth ana
Alvarado streets, overlooking WestlaKe
park, the Los Angeles School of Art ana
Design occupies an elegant new nome,
perhaps one of the most complete anu
finely designed buildings of Its KIND IN tne
southwest, with handsomely furnlsneo
roof garden studios The success ,s OF tne
Los Angeles School of Art and Design
has been of solid and steady growth, re-
suiting in the recent erection of this splen-
did building and monument of art: Under
the able leadership of l.. Il. Garden
Macleod, the director, whose experience
and reputation in several countries IN
Europe induced here the adoption OF a
curriculum combining all that IS pest IN
the British German and French METHODS
this school has been raised to the high
est possible standard. This lnstitutlon
is the only one in Southern Calitornia
providing a complete art education IN
every branch, from the rudiments to the
very highest under tutors of European
and American reputation and eXhlpltors
at the chief galleries of the world. The
work includes drawing, charcoal, crayon.
pen-and-inl1, painting In oil, water color
and pastel, outdoor sketchlng, life class,
nerspective, anatomy, modelling, carving,
etc, with special classes in illustrating;
The studios are large, light and airy, cool
IN summer, warm in winter, with every
modern convenience. The roof garden Is
devoted to sunlight effects, the. model
nosing in the open air. This garden has
q commanding view of the ocean and
mountains, with beautiful Westlake park
at the door. The tuition and rate OF IN
struction at this school are reasonable,
and any additional information may be
obtained from the secretary, Malcolm
Mo oleod
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-03
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES
sT. MARY,s AcApEMY

Located in the most beautiful residence
portion of the Angel City, thus combining
the seclusion and quiet of the suburbs
with the conveniences of the city, st.
Mary's academy, conducted by the good
Sisters of st. Joseph, is one of Southern
California's most popular institutions for
the education of young women. The
grounds of this academy are large and
afford ample facility for outdoor exer-
else, while on every side the beauties of
nature appeal to the students, whose
minds respond to the elevating influences.
st. Mary's academy consists of a group
or buildings, four in number, including
the academy for young ladies, st. Mary's
preparatory department, conservatory of
music and art. 1t is amply supplied with
a library and apparatus for experimental
work in chemistry as we'll as for illus
trating the laws of physics, also with
botanical collections, globes, maps and
charts necessary for the Improvement of
the students. For careful and thorough
training of young women there is no in
stitution of learning In this country that
Is ahead of st. Mary's. The sisters pride
themselves on their Students; they show
graduated they have learned that great
est of all lessons, which makes them
good, pure and lovely women. The en-
rollment at this institution is usually
large Many day pupils are taken In
and they receive the same careful, pains
taking and motherly training as do those
who board and live at the academy, So
essential to health is physical culture
that this department has been placed
is reasonable. The sister superior of the
academy. at 924 West Twenty-first street,
will be pleased to furnish any additional
information.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-03

boarding and day school and college
Alvarado street. The school was found
ed in 1896 as the Girls Classical school.
In 1904 it came under the management
of the associate principals, Miss Fred
erica de La Guna and Miss Jessica
Smith Vance, and was changed to its
present name.
The Girls Collegiate school was
opened thirteen years ago by Misses
Parsons and Dennen, the present prin-
cipals, with thirteen pupils. The pres
cupies three buildings, the Casa de
Rosas, South hall and the new gym
nasium building. The latter will con-
tain the domestic science department
The Brownsberger school, at 937 West
Seventh street, was instituted six
years ago by Mrs. B. Brownsberger,
who is the principal. 1t has twelve
instructors and has large buildings and
grounds. The past season 100 pupils
were graduated.
The Freeze conservatory of music
and school of dramatic art was found
ed by Mrs. c. Estabrooke Freeze and is
located at 624 West Tenth street. The
school has a fully equipped theater
for the production of operas and plays.
The Los Angeles seminary was or
ganized by the conference Of the Free
Methodist church at the session of 1902
and is located across the Arroyo Seco
on Avenue co. Through the generos-
ity of Ralph Rogers, land was do
mated and the present school building
erected. 1t is boarding and day school
for young men and women.
The Conservatory of Music was es'
tablished during the present year anc
is located in the Blanchard building
2S2 South Hill street, 1t has a corps