Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-01-13

be- for the clergy to preach divorce as
a duty.-Houston (Texas) Chronicle.
Bulgaria has addressed another note
| to the powers. 1t will be likely to turn
| up in diplomacy's dead-letter Office
| Washington Times.
From the amount involved, it looks
! like there ought to be more lawyers i'll
| the Chadwick case than have yet ap-
| peared.-Atlanta Journal.
If the Mormon saints" are up to all
they are up to, what can a Mormon
sinner do to distinguish himself?--
Houston (Texas) Chronicle
The Gar is quite willing to give the
people of Russia such rights as he no
longer considers it possible to with
Washington Evening Star
A man was mobbed in Utah recently
for kissing a girl. 1t is probably
against the rules in Utah to kiss less
than six at a time.-Augusta Chron-
| icle.
The man who buys a nickel's worth
Of piety on Sunday is sometimes sur
the week still young.-LouiSville Her
aid
The Sultan of Turkey is trying to
negotiate q loan of $15,OO0,000. He
has probably been reading the Chad
wick literature.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
A Brooklyn judge says a man who
dyes his hair is weak-minded Prob
| ably because he does away with the
gray matter.-Newport News Times
Herald.
When a woman can't find anything
else to worry about she can do it about
whether the baby is going to wear
sideburn whiskers when he grows up.
New York Press.
A 14-year-old boy married a 13-year-
old girl in Tennessee after court
ship of one week Time is evidently
regarded as valuable in that section
Birmingham News.
But what we want those witnesses
in the Smoot case to tell is whether
that man was really lynched in Salt
Girl. "-Atlanta Journal.
Clever men are the best encyclo-
| pediaS," said Goethe, but you cannot
| buy them with a free bookcase for ST
down and the balance on the INSTALL
ment plan.-Houston Chronicle.
AS Whitelaw Reid is to be Ambassa-
dor to England we trust he will not
| neglect to send his plum-colored plush
| pants to the pressing club before he
sails hence.-Macon Telegraph.
The third battle of Manassas"
seems to have Disguised Congress
with the sham battle business, and in
| this respect the army appropriation
| will be cut.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Standard Oil Company is going
to tow barge $4,000 miles at sea just
to demonstrate the power of the
Standard Oil pull of which we have
heard so much.-Washingt Post.
Colorado is making giant strides in
agricultural Development" says the
Denver News. Yes, she is even trying
to make two Governors grow where
We can understand something of the
significance of the quotation, Uneasy
lies the head that wears a crown"
since learning that the Prince of Wales
has nineteen pianos.-Montgome
Advertiser.
An English judge has officially de-
cided that a school teacher is not
gentleman. At least IS per cent OF
those in this part Of the world are not,
they being women-Richmond Times
Dispatch
When jury divides evenly in opin-
ion, after hearing the same testimony
from the same people, it IS small Won
der that there are such radical differ
ences in political views.-Washingto
Evening Star.
Who can blame the Gar for refus-
ing to establish a Russian Congress.
when he reflects that it probably
would establish Congressional Rec
ord and a free seeds distribution
| Savannah News.
Miss Joyce, the perfect model"
leads the simple life to keep a perfect
figure. That kind of argument will
have more weight with women than
years of preaching by Parson Wagner
Birmingham Age Herald
They don't have any of this sophie
more and freshman foolishness at the
| University of Virginia. The students
there are not disposed to make mon
keys of themselves. They have plenty
OF fun, but they treat each other as
gentlemen.-N Norfolk 81 Landmark.
A Mississippi court has sentenced a
| white man who "whitecapped" negroes
| to the penitentiary for life, and his
| lawless companions in the crime were
sentenced to from twenty to fifty