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The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
The Gentle Orientnls.

To rid themselves OF an enemy, the
residents OF oriental countries fire.
qucntly mix with the food Of the per.
son of whom they would be rid the
tiny black specks found under the
sheath leaves at the joints of bamboo.
These specks, seen under micro.
scope, are veritable burbed arrows,
and once taken internally resist the
action Of the gastric juices and set w
an intestinal Inflammation that inva.
riably causes death.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
NE y FROM Casper Minis
II. saundrr. THE SCHOOL
n. Saunders

IT'S education that forms the mind; as the
tWig Is bent. the tree Is inclined"
The school wagon from Five Mile
brings in seven pupils.
Monthly examinations this week, and
all the children are trying for record.
E. G. Summerlin, of st. Luce, was a
pleasant caller in the High school room
last Friday.
The Florida Photo Concern took pic
lures of the different departments last
Tuesday.
Esther Keen, of the Seventh grade,
has been absent this week on account
Of illness.
The seats for the primary room are
here and are expected to be put up
Saturday.
Pearl and Jewell Swain and Agnes
Stewart, who have been on visit to
Titusville, returned to school Monday.
The new pupils in the Primary room
this week are: Anita Hargrove and
Carl Walker, First grade, and John
Aberstine, chart class. This makes 80
pupils for Mrs. Beck.
Miss Harris reports that her pupils
are getting down to business and are
forgetting vacation. The new pupils in
her room this week are: Clyde, Claude
and Buelah Walker, Third grade, and
Lula Walker, Second grade.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

THERE is no part Of Florida that off
ers a more varied selection of lands or
a more varied list Of crops that can be
successfully and profitaby raised than
St, Lucie county. Here we raise more
than one-half the entire pineapple crop
of the state; one.half of the famous
Indian River oranges, and an enormous
amount Of vegetables and farm pro-
ducts. Lands are being placed on the
market at very reasonable figures to
actual settlers, and he who invests now
will reap his reward in a few years,
and be enabled to make a comfortable
living in the meantime.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

As announced in a previous issue
THE TRIBUNE is sending out each week
fifty copies to parties who are inquiring
Il bout the East Coast. This week we
have doubled the number and will send
out more than one hundred copies, as
we have several articles that are of
especial interest to homeseekers, and
We hope our efforts may result in Sc
curing for st, l.uce county several de-
Sirable settlers.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

THE recent interesting information
which has come to the public by the
investigation of the big life insurance
companies, has brought to light many
of the accusations made by one Thomas
W. Lawson in his series of articles on
"Frenzied Finance" in Everybody s
Magazine. That there have been un-
told incidents of graft no one will deny,
and it is hoped that the Investigations
will thoroughly clear up the matter
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

The transportation companies are
making early preparations to take care
of the large crowds that will visit Flor
ida during the coming winter. 1t is
announced that the Chicago and Florida
Limited train, one Of the handsomest
through trains to Florida for the COM
ing winter, will leave Chicago and st.
Louis on its first trip to st. Augustine
on January 9Th, which is more than a
week earlier than its last years sched-
ule. All the through trains from the
north and east will inaugurate their
winter schedules at about the same
date, and the transportation men say
that the coming season promises the
heaviest travel in the history of the
state.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

OUR citizens who are returning from
the north report that the outlook is
most favorable for large increase in
tourist travel over last year, and this
is the general tone of the newspapers
in every part Of the state.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

THE pineapple plantations never APP
pearcd to be more healthy and promis-
ing than at the present time. With a
favorable winter there will be splen-
did crop next spring, and it should net
cur growers good prices.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

THE digging of the tide water canal
from the St. Lucie river at Stuart to
Lake 0keechobee and from the lake to
the Caloosahatchee river, will be the
greatest public improvement ever un-
dertaken by the state of Florida. Be.
sides retaining millions of acres of
the most fertile lands of the state, it
will be the beginning of system of
water transportation that has not here
tofore been thought probable. 1t will
only be matter of few years before
Stuart will be on the line of the large
ocean steamship routes between New
York and South American ports, and
the now dreaded competition of Cuban
pines will be thing Of the past.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
The llatl Ibart.

II dreamed last night that was
married" said the maid as she sat
down to breakfast the other morning.
us that bad dreami"
THE only thing bad about It,"
growled her father. us that it isn't
true" --Chicago News.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

FORT PIERCE is steadily advancing
along the line of progress; new build
ings continue to go up in every direction;
property is changing hands; and a gem
cral air of prosperity and confidence in
the future prevails.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
His Ol,IIOslte.

She--They say that persons OF oppo
site qualities make the happest mar
riages. He-1hat's why I'm looking
for q girl with money.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
Wants Rural Free Deliverv

'teu, bmt we request all contributors to be brief
ThETRiBuNE is not responsible for anv oninior
expressed by its correspondents. MY op'''oh
Wants Rural Free Delivery,
Eden, Fla, Oct. 10, 1905,
Editor TRIBUNE:
Believing in all things progressive
that result in the greatest good to the
greatest number, would it be too much
TO ask our generous postal government
to grant, between points in St. Lucie
county, an efficient rural delivery Ser.
vice ? If so, keep US on the RIGHT
track 1t certainly would be a great
convenience to the people from Viking
or any accessible points north, to Wave.
land on the south. Push up our accom-.
modating congressman to grant our re.
quest ....-- FAIR VIEW"
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
MEETING OF The
SCHOOL BOARD

Board met at office of superintendent.
Oct, 4th. 1905. Present, Chairman w.
j. Nesbitt, B. F. Hardesty and D. NJ
Orrel of the Board and c. r. Platts'
Secretary and Superintendent :,
Minutes of september meeting read
and approved. .
Report of Committee on transfer oi
real estate to town received, accep'eu
and committee discharged.
On motion, Chairman W, D. Nespl''
and Superintendent Platts were APP
pointed as committee to endeaVof 10
get the coored people of Fort Pierce 10
provide a suitable lot for school mouse
and if such lot is provided, warranty
deed being given the board for same
to proceed to the erection Of such school
house, provided sufficient help is offered
the board to warrant such action.
Notice from the treasurer Of BreVard
county informing the board that Sl3o.a
due the school board Of st. Lucie county
had been received by him, was received
read and ordered filed.
On motion, the proposition Of patrons
of Eldred school, to receive pro-rata OF
school money for four months for num-
Der of pupils actually in attendance,
from school board and furnish the bal
ance themselves to pay teacher for
five months school, was received and
accepted.
Communication from supervisor {. ).
Schuyler of Jensen school received and
read. Board ordered that scraper be
procured if possible and shipped to him
and the sand removed from the back of
the school lot at that place
On motion R. f. Minis was ordered
to fix seats and top for wagon for trans
portation Of pupils from Five Mile Creek
neighborhood, the price for same not to
exceed $1,000
Voted to pay w. NJ. Hall pro rata of
school money on such children of school
age as he may transport to Fort Pierce
school from distance of two miles or
over in the Five Mile Creek neighbour
hood, such payment to be based on the
number of days each of such children
actually attends the school,
Report of committee on rules and
regulations with graduation and course
of study was received; alterations from
standard form discussed and the whole
adopted, ordered to be prepared for the
printers and printed.
The secretary reported having re-
ceved $500 for examination fees at
September examination and $. 20 from
the sale of books.
The sum Of $4,000 sixteen dollars,
was turned in to secretary by members
of the board, the same being over pay
received by them by mistake.
FINANCIAL STATEMENT
In compliance with Section 3. Chapter 1892 Laws
of Florida We hand Suu the following itemized
statement Of all monies handled by the school
board of st, lucie county, Fla for the month end.
my September 10, 1895.
Balance in treasury ,as per last
statement .... ........... 9ls59
Receipts fOr month ......... $50
Warrants outstanding this date 2s22lO
-, - s3,74l,29
Warrants outstanding, as per
last report ....... ......,... s2,272sl
Total warrants drawn this
month ....,. .,. =. ........,.. 54s26
Cash in hands of treasurer,
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

HuMEsEERERs who are looking for a
location where they can make living
and lay something aside for old age,
and at the same time enjoy perfect
health, should come to st, Lucic county.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
Bids Wanted.

The st. Lucie Ice Company will re-
ceive bids for furnishing cord wood.
Address, 7. j. O'Brien, secretary.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE

Articles to be inserted under this bead oro alt.
iteG, but we request all contributors to be brief
lHEIRiBuNEls not responsible for any opinion
expressed by its correspondents. wy '''''o'
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13

WARRANTS.
II. & w. b. Drew Co., free books ole IN
Franklin Bros, book case for boad room - "a
p. p Cobb, chairs for board room ADJ
d raS'oh, repairs 10 NO .,...,, 1915
f. =. ~ b. * D. 20, lumber Tor No. $500. 5sl
1ep ~ D; nan, repairs 10 NO ;.......,, 100
K. X, Cameron work on grounds, No 8 4mI
Fort Pierce Drug Co, sta and supplies is5
Fort Pierce News. pub fin. STINT desc.
boundaries and ptg blanks .'.-.'' sas0
st. Lucie County Tribune, pub hnstmt
adv. for bids and ptg, blanks . . lso5
W. b. Daniels. work on No. s .... l9S
j. G, Coats q Co., drayng ......... tx
{. 5. Schuyler. repairs and clean. No. II 3O0
4. +. Minis, DR., repairs to wagons $500 lam
J., r. Pomeroy, on grad, com Sept exam 2,OI
Ella Singleton. " II AZ
Ella Wigteld " 4" Aii' 10
{, +, hlatts, copying financial statement 200
. expense, visiting schools ooO
. Salary for Sept ...... h00
,,, freight express, postage $50
Ella Wigfed teaching No. 9 - An M
Wiiiette Forrest, teaching No. . 3i00
Susie {. Wighed, teaching No. . S5O0
l.. ). ), farnsworth. cleaning No. 3S0
Jas. Neal, supplies. No. IL 100. ..... IS0
Is. +, Hardesty, per diem and mileage ''
member of board ...,,,,, ,,o
j, NJ. .Orrel. per diem and mileage "'"
member of board .....,.,.,,' ooo
w. ]. Nesbitt. per diem and MILEAGE ''|o
ma,a' - ''a'u ''''''''''''''''''- 200
'Signed), w. ]. NESBITT. Cba;,maW oSo
Attest! Z. r. PLATTS. Secretary
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
In Constant Demand.

There is no station in life where
there is not a constant demand for the
exercise Of charity. We cannot be I'm
company an hour with any person
without some such demand presenting
itself 10 US. The daily intercourse OF
life places it constantly in our power
10 make some person more or less
happy than he now IS, and accordingly
as We may choose between these two
modes OF action we are fulfilling or
setting aside the law OF charity.
Many persons seem TO suppose that
charity consists entirely in alms-giv-
ing, while this is only its lowest form.
Kind deeds and k.at ~. = =. as truly
works Of charity as pecuniary gifts.
and we do not lead lives OF charity. IN
less we are as ready with those in the
home circle and in our social relations
as with these among the poor.-Mary
c. Ware.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
TRUE TO HIS CONVICTIONS
stephen Girard's Respect for the Re
hgion That Made Men
Faithful

stephen Girard made no pretense OF
religion himself. and showed scant
courtesy for the religion OF other
men. And yet stephen Girard had
profound respect Tor religion THAI made
men faithful.
One Saturday he ordered his clerks
TO come the following day and unload
a vessel which had Just arrived. IL
was no work OF necessity or or mercy.
IL merely suited the millionaire's con
venience that the vessel should be
unloaded as quickly as possible. and
sent 70 sea again One Of his clerks
had strong convictions, and courage 70
act upon them
Il am not accustomed 10 do I'M
necessary work on sunday" said he.
'and / cannot come"
Mr.. Girard was astonished; he was
not accustomed 10 disobedience, and
had no mind to tolerate IL He told
the young man that unless he could
obey instructions he must give up his
position. and the young man went
For three weeks the discharged man
walked the streets OF Philadelphia
ACCA-Ab III PoSAtlOA- MS mother
was perilously near want, and the
question forced itself upon him re-
peatedly whether his convictions had
required OF him 50 great a sacrifice.
When he was almost discouraged. he
was surprised TO receive a message
from the president of a new bank, of
fering him the position of cashier.
Very grateful, he accepted it, and
later be learned thar 1t was Stephen
Girard who had nominated him for
the situation. The bank president had
asked Mr.. Girard ii he could find him
a suitable man Tor the place, and Mr..
Girard. after some rejection, named
this young man The banker was sur
prised that he should name a man
whom he had lately discharged.
Il discharged him" said MIR. Girard,
because he would not. work or sun
day; but the man who will lose his
situation from principle is the man
whom you can trust with your money. 81
Even men who have no religion of
their own appreciate in others con-
victions that make them faithful
Youths Companion.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Effective May ssth, 1905.


TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND.
70 a m.-Daily. Local for Ch.rlo,..
- % 2. m.-Detly. Limited Bu Tet p,u.-
~ at.anta and n mtnghRm, New Ori.sn-
m, lphs, ChAttanooga and ali the sSsves
Raleigh. 'e Nisy' durham and
re-, o90 p m.T ,; sunday, Chase City.
s''o p m.' Tor All ths SOUTH '0@0J
YORK aIVER LINE
ne IAyorite 80 route BAltfns ORE and .....-
oept Sunday, y m Doiiy ex-
West Point NOoAA mixed FOR
Wat ~ p i,d'5, -DAily ezcep, Sunday. Local ,o-
- ?: m;;--Exeept Sunday. For wes, Po,r,
SsSnne,Stlng with steamers for Rnltin,o,-.V -
~ ~ rnAhhne's: Steamers cali AZ Vors,, S.-a
49, my RANK Mondays, Wednes,,-, -
allasiy = ana az Gloucester Point 80 al
"-oii's -, a ntsdnys, THURSDAYS and Ssfr ,.7
Ak .hAllss ARRIER RICHMOND -' -
s.SS- m ana Q ~ p. M From All TIRE go,th
Raleigh -"'ee ana durham and
80 a. m .-Ersm Chase CITY.
NJ 80 80 a m'-baltirnore and West Po,p.
a. - a m.-trom West Point
o'AV p m.-From West Point
III ID S.h.hAhDWICK. Pass Ttraf Me-
a J. d SfnNCER q. II w n T.S1kc N .
- W. "hSrbURr. ID. p. A, Richmond v. n
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Just Double En-.

After consulting with the architect
/ ind that my new house will cost me
$1,000"
"oh. you can't so by the architects
figures"
Yes, can. He said II would cost
me IS, OOO.-Cleyeland Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

The ostrich lay between the camels
and the elephants. expiring with great
pain
What's the matter with the os-
uich?" inquired the pious-looking mar
with a boy holding to one hand and a
girl TO the other.
DYING" replied the circus employee
What's the matfer?" asked the boy.
Well. you see. it's this way" re-
Piled the circus man. I'VE run out OF
whetstones. nails and scrap iron, and
! run across the street and bought a
couple of apple pies from the restau-
rant TO tide the ostrich ver."-Kansas
City Drovers Telegram
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Il. I, d I. i sEsSa1R'1 and aT P6so,
mac D,iI~o.A

mac Railroad
rams Leave R.chIaold--Nortbvvs
80 A. m daily, Byrd -. Througb
$50 n m, daily Main St Throocb
r,o,is.sai Ih' week days. Elba- Ashland Accom-
IS $40 .,S a. m. daily Byrd 81. through
80 noon, week days Byrd $, Tbro,,h
h,,r 80 ~ M, week days BYRD So Frederssf.
20 =. mSdaily, Main ST. Throrgh
, o;SO Z, ma week days. Elba Ashiano aroo,,-
SOS D. m. daily. Byrd st. through.
Trains Arrive Ricnmond--Southwnrs
90 :, m week days Elba Ashland aooor.
49, - q. m, week days. Byrd ST Fredsr,cA.
99iieea. M daily, Byrd 50. Through.
oc - ~ an =, M week days, Byrd So Throuch
2lt p. m, daily Main Sc. Throveh
49,, - 2, IA week days. Eiba Ashland acco,,
rs p. m, daily, Byrd St, q-hroush
49, p NJ daily, Byrd st. Through. Local
$50 p. m. daily. Main 81. Ibrorsh
=. NSoiE--- altman Sleeping or parIor c. -.
Al a5ose trAins except train arrfvsDs, 90. -
a. ~ n m week days and local srsoy,,
lime OF arrivals and depArtnras a. -.
u w lions not guaranteed 0 %"
" :, y ~ NE, 4. w. CULP w y Tkurou
"en AAhr' Asst Gen1 Man. Traf. MAJ
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Your piano selections were De
hghtful.- said Miss Roxley, whose en-
gagement TO Count Spaghetti had
just been announced. the dear count
was simply carried away by th<
music"
indeed?" replied Miss Brsghtley
resenting the others petronizing air
X suppose It would have seemed more
natural for the muse TO be carried
away by the Coz Z, - s'...Iadeiphla
Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

II think you had better take me at
home at once
Why? You are not efraid of the
auto. are your
Yes, ] am; there's something wrong
about ST."
Why, it's running as smoothly as
can be and l never remove my hands
from the steering gear or my eyes from
the road
We'll. ] want. TO SO home"
Why
Because its sparker is out of or
der. Houston Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Don't you think that government
ownership is a thoroughly practical
proposition?"
Certainly" answered Mr. Dustin
stax- 81 haven't the slightest objection
TO the governments owning property,
provided It is willing TO buy it at my
price. "-washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

They stood in the shadow OF the pyr-
amids
"oh. what" murmured the romantic
maiden will the sphinx say. when.
after centuries OF silence. il finally
speakse"
Il don't know" responded the prac-
teal young business man. But I'd be
willing to pay big money 20 have 1t
holler: Use Dingbats Tooth Soap. Il
does not bite the tongue Courier
Journal
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
SAID IN BRIEF.

God heeds the cry Of those who heeC
His commands.
II you are poor and weak and help
less and Of little account, these are only
extraordinary reasons why God should
care for you---John G. Stevenson.
For true religion comes not by vio-
lence, but chiefly, l think, from being
brought uD with good men, reverence
Ing their ways and words-S. r
Crockett.
In the Intercourse Of social life Il
Is by little acts Of watchful Kindness
recurring daily and hourly--ard Cd
Rortunities for doing kindnesses. il
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
ovER1NDULGED.

Bug-Mr. Bee had 30 much hoppy
Juice the other day he began TO see
anglevorms.-Chicago Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Early Traininr.

He is certainly a bouncing baby
boy"
Yes. and hts mother hopes some day
be may go TO college and make name
fo= himself on the gridiron."
You don't say. Is she teaching
him to stand hard knocks alreadyE'
Yes. she grabs him by the wrist and
pulls him through every bargain rush
they have downtown. Chicago News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
under the Mnchinn

Redd-were you at the cbaureurs'
dinner?
Greene-Yes; II was great. They had
the table made 70 look exactly like an
automobile.
rs that right2"
And say. that's not all that made It
look realistic! Why. lot of the chauf-
ieurs were under the tablei"-1onkers
Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
IT'S Ever Thus

You can't fool al the people ali the
time. you know"
Yes, curse IT," replied the man with
the get-rich-Qutck scheme. Il know.
Some reporter always comes along
sooner or later and puts them next. -
Chicago Record-Herald
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Where Ignorance as Bliss.

First Sweet Young Thing-what
did you think Of Professor Snodel-
wfnks?
Second Sweet Young Thing-Oh.
isn't he awfully. shockingly clever?
First Sweet Young Thing-My dear.
he's Just crammed full of it, Why. he
was talking to me for over a quarter
OF an hour. aud declare 1 couldn't
understand word he said. Oh. he's
q wonderfully Doper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
HIS WAYS ARE BEST.

J Know not how we shall receive
What we must eat and drink and wear
Sut ! my Fathers word believe
As birds and flowers are His care,
Much more are we. His children dear:
And 80 1 worry not. nor fear.
know not what His plan may be
For sheltering home for me and nine
no shield us from inciemency
OF storm. and cold. and hot sunshine:
But this / know. my saviouFs word.
To be not anxious, ! have heard.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Beyond His Limit

Percy--whst ala she say when you
popped the question last night2
Harry-Why. she said for two pins
she would marry me.
Percy-Why don't you give her two
pins?
Harry-Because she meant dia.
mondstudded hatpins.-Chicazo News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Two onininns

"As a rule" said the fair maid. as
she proceeded TO run the cards. "wid-
ows are selfish. They are always
looking out for No. l."
"On the contrary" rejoined the eIig.
ible bachelor, Il was under the i'm.
preston they were on the lookout for
No. ., or {. as the case might be-
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
la Conuincinn snrrnnn

DIR. Pewrent-Your sermon on
economy this morning. doctor. was a
very sensible discourse.
Dr. Churchmus-Thank you: IL
seems 10 have been appreciated, from
the appearance OF the collection bag.
Tit Bit
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02

Il really can't aford more than one
flower on my hat" said the fair Gus
toner.
Very we'll" rejoined the miliiner.
Where will you have it?'
AS ] invariably sit next TO the wall
In church she answered. 7 think III
have you place it on the side next TO the
congregation. "-Cincinnau Enquirer.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-09-02
Too old-Fnshioned

Struggling Author-You say my
book won't do?
Publisher-No. sir. It's too old-fash-
Toned
Struggling Author-How old-fssh-
foned'?
Publisher--Your plot Is a plot, your
characters have characteristics. and
when they talk they say something
n. Y. Weekly.