The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-09
With the Long Bolu
.-"Eye nature,s walks shoot folly as It nYes." !"
The Argument Early Christmas Shopping in Order to
Provide Friends with Pocket Hdkfs Before the Rush
Begns-Babys Crying Heard Thru the Microphone Said
to Be FArsome
Eye NATURES walks, sh

NUMBERS Of elderly ladies and not so elderly are
cunning sofa cushions and handkerchiefs
give to people who do not want them on Christmas Ii
you do your shopping the elbow OF the popuace IS not
thrust into your from Dec 1S a. And few
the kindly shopkeeper has neglected yet to mark
his goods for the holiday trade oversight that he likely
to recy before many days. The travelling good now, and
this is another for early shopping Last year our
Christmas nexpressby saddened by the vision
of large lady with ouncing her skirt taking an icy
crossing like bag of sand from wobbly balloon
Respect for her feelings prevented from stopping to asce
tain if she bent anywhere But if she out Of it
without strain it miracle.
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scientist who has listened to the voice Of house
fly thru the mcrophone says that it sounds much like the
neghing of horse We would not to listen to Baby
thru the mcrophone but he would probably sound like the
rumpetings Of distressed elephant with half ton of
stomach ache aboard.
fierce yell from Kentucky greeted Secretary Wilson's
that "con becoming too valuable to be used
food for livestock The colonel knows variety OF break
fast food that made from and it is hard to beat it.
E. L. writes letter asking why if the saloons be
closed successfully day in the week. they cannot be
closed the whole seven? They not only can be- but will be
when the crowd loses its taste for liquor !
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AS the King Of Siam is anxious about the and
wishes see his subjects comfortably settled for fe he has
privileged class Of girls made Of those who have reached
certain without marrying prisoner in any of the
marrying of the eligible class Whether he is already
married not is Of consequence for in Siam man is
restricted and hedged about in matrimonial matters as
he is with Some of the particular prisoners after
looking the eligible GLASS; 60 sorrowfuly back to JAIL
and the Samese stronghold not Tenth street boarding
house either.
centenaran in West Virginia who has just gone his
reward stated that he had known what to have
sick headache, and yet he passionaey fond OF buck
wheat cakes and ham and cabbage "There is nothing he
sad "that will brace up mans stomach and destroy all
tendency headaches like boiled supper before bed
time with crabapple jelly, plum pudding and pumpkin
pie Personally, think that most Of troubles
due to regular habits There is nothing that
much upon the Of the of people the
knowledge that they must be at certain place at certain
time to get their meas''
So many stories about people of bad habits reaching the
age Of 105 it have to the surface that the
world has begun to suspect that person writing
all these interesting little biographies and making them real
interesting despite such little things the facts in the
r case.''
many years past when the Journal force has gone
the grand old salary window the good old business office
it's weekly pay it has framed there the face Of
A. H. Sanders slowly cautiously and reluctantly giving out
the wealth. All this time Archie had graft the side
known the Sanders Chemical company which he worked
evenings and Sundays, and which manufactured nment
known from the novels of Mexico to the palaces of Europe
Footcura # your foot troubles the Sanders Chemical
company prepared to undertake it's sanitary and hygenc
restoration moments notice They will not only aunder
your that it, restored perfect health will leap
the the young hart the water BROOKS but they
WILL if you particular and wish to be upodate in the
latest pedal Styles gd heel and stain the toes rich
golden brown.
So urgent was the call Of the uneasy foot of the world
ameoration and regeneration that Mr. Sanders
finally compelled to harken to it, and will devote his
entire time to it's s.
Attention will be given your foot while you wait. -
No extra charge made for extra sizes. A. j. R.