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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
NAMES BEST DOCTOR.
Mr.. BAYsSON PUBLISHES RESULTS
OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE.

A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic Hs Now
Rejoices in Perfect Freedom from
Miseries of Indigestion.
Thousands of sufferers know that the
reason why they are irritable and de-
pressed and nervous and sleepless is be-
cause their food does not digest, but how
to get rid of the difficulty is the pnzzling
question.
Good digestion calls for strong diges-
tive organs, and strength comes from a
supply of good rich blood. For this
reason Mr. Baysson took DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for the cure Of Indigestion.
"They have been my best doctor, he
says. II was suffering from dyspepsia.
The pains in my stomach after meals
were almost unbearable. My sleep was
very irregular and my complexion was
sallow. AS the result Of using eight
boxes of DR.. Williams Pink Pills, about
the merits of which I learned from
friends in France, I have escaped all
these troubles, and am able again to take
pleasure in eating"
A very simple story, but il it had not
been for DR.. Williams Pink Pills it
might have been tragic one. When dis
comfort begins with eating, fills up the
intervals between meals with pain, and
prevents sleep at night, there certainly
cannot be much pleasure in living. A
final general breaking down must DO
merely a question Of time.
Mr.. Joseph Baysson is a native OF
Aix-les- Bains, France, but now resides
at No. 2439 Larkin street, San Francisco,
Cal. He is one of a great number who
can testify to the remarkable efficacy OF
DR.. Williams Pink Pills in the treatment
of obstinate disorders Of the stomach.
If you would get rid Of nausea. pain or
burning in the stomach, vertigo, ner-
vousness, insomnia, or any Of the other
miseries Of dyspeptic. get rid of the
weakness Of the digestive organs by the
use of DIR. Williams Pink Pills. They
are sold by druggists everywhere.
Proper diet is, Of course, . great aid in
forwarding recovery once begun. and .
little book, "What to Eat and How to
Eat" may be obtained by any one who
makes . request for it by writing to the
DR.. Williams Medical Co., Schenectady.
NY. This valuable diet book contains
an important chapter on the simplest
means for the cure Of constipation.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
"cern Won't Hurt Turkeys"

"Corn Won't Hurt Turkeys"
The following incident was oftea ~
lated by q resident Of Newton Upper
Falls, now deceased:
When the Rev. Sylvester Cobb. the
late Universalist divine, lived In Wa
terville. Me-, in his young days he did
more or less farming on his own place.
It happened one year that his neigh
bors started to raise turkeys. and the
turkeys persisted in getting over the
fence and raising havoc with Mr..
Cobb's cornheld.
Mr.. Cobb called on the neighbor
ono morning and explained the mat
ter, but all the satisfaction he received
was: Il guess corn won't hurt the
turkeys"
Mr.. Cobb went home, loaded up the
old nuszle-loader with corn instead Of
shot and laid out two or three Of the
turkeys. Throwing them over tho
fence to the neighbor. he said: THE
corn does not seem to agree with your
turkeys"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
NOT READY 70 MOURN.
Bride Was Thinking Of Anything But
. Mourning Garments.


The pretty bride met SO many ladies'
at the reception given by her hus-
bands cousin to introduce her that 1T
was impossible to keep up with them
and so when the hall boy telephoned
up to know whether she was at home
to Mrs. James or Miss Richards she
always said she was. and took it for
granted they were family friends.
A Mrs. Martin was announced in
this way, and little Mrs. Anderson re-
ceived the stranger with cordial
gayety and began to chat to her or
teas and matinees. Mrs. Martin was
a dismal person in rusty black and did
not seem to respond to merriment.
The bride racked her brain for CONVEX
sation and the guest eyed her with
growing disfavor. Finally the out
burst came when Mrs. Anderson said:
81 met you at Mrs. Towne's recep-
ton, of course, didn't /? | find 1t so
hard to connect names with faces, but
l hope"
The visitor rose and broke in:
mo, you did not meet me at any re-
ception, and l must say | am sur
prised to find you like this. I've been
in the business off and on for twenty
years, and never saw one take it so
light as you do. I answer your note
to call and talk over mourning for
your husbands funeral, and you tell
me about the theeayter last night"
When the bride had sufficiently re-
covered from her shock she took the
note the other held out. 1t was signed
Mrs. Sanderson and was written from
the apartment just overhead, where
there had been a death the day be-
before.-New York Press.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Work without Hope.

All nature seems at work Slugs have
their lair
The bees are stirring-birds are on the
wing
And winter slumbering in the open air,
Wears on his smiling face dream Of
spring.
And I, the while. the sole unbusy thing,
Nor honey make, nor pair. nor build. nor
Yet well I ken the banks where amar-
anths blow,
Have traced the fount whence streams
Of nectar flow.
Bloom. o ye amaranthsi bloom for whom
ye may.
For me We bloom not! Glide. rich streams
With lips unbrightened. wreathless brow,
stroll:
And would you learn the spells that
browse my soul?
Work without hope draws nectar in a
sieve.
And hope without an object cannot live.
--Coleridge.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Assemb!yman T9he's letter should
be read by every brain worker leading
. strenuous life.
Hon. John Tighe, No. 90 Remsen St.,
Cohoes, N. ", Member of Assembly
from the Fourth district, Albany
county, N. ", writes as follows:
''Peruna has my hearty Endorsement
rs a restorative tonic of superior merit.
At times when l have been completely
broken down from excess of work, SO
that my faculties seemed actually at a
standstill, Peruna has acted as heal
ing restorer, starting the machinery of
mind and body afresh with new life
and energy.
II recommend it to a man tired IN
mind and body as O tonic superior to
anything know of and we'll worthy
serious consideration. u. Tighe.
Excess of work SO common in our
country causes impaired nerves, leading
TO catarrh and catarrhal nervousness
q disease that is responsible for half of
all nervous troubles.
Peruna cures this trouble because it
cures catarrh wherever located.
II you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write 1t once to DIR. Hartman, giving .
full statement Of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad-
vicc gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus. O..
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

For twenty-five years l suffered as
ony from q terrible humor, complete
ly covering my head, neck and shout
ders, discharging matter Of such Of
fsnsiveness to sight and smell that l
became an object OF dread. l con-
suited the most able doctors far and
near, to no avail. Then got Cuti-
cura. and in a surprisingly short time
was completely cured. For this l
thank Cuticdra, and advise all those
suffering from skin humors to get it
and end their misery at once. s. p.
Reyes. 149 Congress Street, Boston.
Mass"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
FEED YOUNG GIRLS.
Must Have Right Food While Grow
tno,

Must Have Right Food While cro~.
Ing.
Great care should be taken at the
critical period when the young girl
is just merging into womanhOod that
the diet shall contain all that il up
building and nothing harmful.
At that age the structure Is being
formed and II formed Of healthy.
sturdy character. health and happi-
ness will follow; on the other hand
unhealthy cells may be built in and =
sick condition slowly supervens
which. IL not checked, may ripen into
. chronic disease and cause lifelong
suffering.
A young lady says:
Coffee began to have such an effect
on my stomach = few years ago. that
I was compelled to quit using it. Il
brought ON headaches. pains in my
muscles and nervousness.
II tried to use tea in it, stead, but
found its effects even worse than
those I suffered from coffee. Then
lO1 = tO0B Im0 I uI80A AHllA o4O0O ~
my meals, but 1t never helped me
physically, and 1t last 1t palled on me.
A friend came to the rescue with the
suggestion that try Postum Coffee.
X did %, only to flnd ct first. that
didn't fancy It. But had heard Of
% many persons who had been benefit
Cd BY It's uss that persevered. and
when ! had II brewed right found It
grateful In flavor and soothing and
strengthening to my stomach. can
ind no words to express my feeling
Of what owe to Postum Food Coffee!
I'm every respect It has worked .
wonderful improvement--ths head
aches. nervousness. the pains In my
side ana back. all the distressing
symptoms yielded to the magic power
cf Postum Ny brain seems also to
share m the betterwent Of my physi-
caf condition: It seems keener. more
alert ana brighter. / am. in short. II
better health now than ever was
+. before, and am sure owe It to the
uso Of your Postum Food Coffee. "
Name Given ~ Postum Co. Battle
Cfesk. Mich.
/ ~.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Looks After College chums.

Another Of the class of '7S. Yale, has
been taken care Of by Secretary Taft.
Paul Charleton, who was q member Of
the graduating class at Old Eli in that
year, has been made law onicer OF the
bureau of insular affairs of the war
department at salary Of $4,000 .
year, to succeed Judge Magoon, who Is
now q member Of the Panama canal
commission. Nobody could be mem
Der Of the class Of rs at Yale with
out being q better man for his expert
ence," remarked Secretary Taft as he
announced the appointment Of Charlie
ton. What was your class at Yale,
Mr.. Secretary" someone asked. "Sev-
enty-eight." proudly replied the rotund
0lncial.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Injunction IL Issued.

A stringent injunction has been is
sued against the malignant activity Of
dyspepsia, amongst all people, by DR..
Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup Pepsin.
Do. not fail to invoke the powerful
aid Of this great enemy Of all stomach
and bowel disorder at the least sign
Of trouble in any OF your digestive or
gans. 1t will promptly and surely set
them right, and make you well. Try
1t. Sold by all druggists at SOC and
$500. Money back if it fails.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

n readers OF this paper will Be pleased v learn
sAsS oro 6 6 east ono dreaded 1sesse that science
~ Ssen able TO cure IN all I've stages, and that y
Ca0aYYA Hare catarrh Cure y the only poenIvs
onFo nv knoWn 70 the medical fraternity. CatArrh
Soias constitutional disease, requires ccnstitu-
1Io0Si troeSnent nalIs catsrrh Cure u taken n.
o0F3oSSi q The system, thereby deseroying tne
1ounlaeioa = The disease, End giving Ne Daae.s
s6rnnroh ~ building ~ the consttutiou aud eesfst
~ Mum IN doing its work. The proprstors have
- nueh faith II IL curative powers tAst they o9es
One nunlrsA Dollars for any. ease shat II fsns -
eure eead FOR list u testimOnials,
Xdlssss r. !. CHIMNEY = CO.. Toledo. o.
Gold ~ I'll Druogists, ne.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

There is a gentleman living in
yelling, in Kent, England, whose hoo
by is to collect the eggs of wild birds,
of which he has very large assert
ment. There are two of each variety J;
on one he paints the picture Of the
bird to which it belongs, and on the
other the name.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Samuel Hardy. celebrating his sew
enty.seventh birthday, walked thir-
teen miles the other day from Mata-
wan to Freehold. N. j., to dine with
Deputy Sheriff Charles Close at the
Belmont hotel Mr.. Hardy Is quick
of foot and made the distance In five
hours. He also returned home on
foot
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Well Worth the Money.
Blanche-Didn't Mr.. Smith have A
expensive funeral?
Grace-Yes: his wife probably
thought the lend justified the means"
Princeton Tiger.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Woman Teaches Agriculture.

Mrs. Mary e. Lee of Glen Lee farm.
New Plymouth, Ohio, IL chairman Of
the committee under whose direction
. large number Of people in Ohio are
studying agriculture and domestic SCI
ence. The other members of the COM
mittee are President Thompson Of the
Ohio State university and Prof. Homer
C. Price, dean Of the College OF Agri.
Chicago Post.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Prominent men advise young men to
20 into politics. A great statesman
once said: Politics comes nearer re-
ligion with me-a party more like a
church, error more like heresy, preju-
dice more like sin-than find 1t to
be with better men"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

II have used Simmons Sar}aparilla
with the most gratifying results. 1t
imparts strength and vigor almost
from the FIRST dose. As q tonic for
run down condition know no
superior. Az an appetite builder 1t Is
amply great
M. ]. Largsworthy.
Mangum, o. T.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

A man takes contradiction and ad-
vice much more easily than people
think, only he will not bear 1t when
violently given, even though it be
we'll founded. Hearts are flowers;
they remain open to the softly falling
dew, but shut up in violent down
pour of rain.-Richter.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
You Want Rest.

Rub a little on and watch the Itch
20 away Hunts Cure, we mean.
Cures any itching complaint ever az
flicting mankind One application re-
lieves-one box cures. It's guaran-
teed
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Miss Sargent, teacher In the nth
and sixth grade. Revere, has among
her pupils little Italian girl who has
q brother In the first grade possessed
Of . violent temper. One day the lit
tie girl said. 'Oh, he's such a naughty
boy! Mother has to work all the time
to get the swears out of him."
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

In wales there are about 50S,00O
people. who cannot speak English,
welsh being their only language: In
Scotland there are $4,000 persons who
can speak nothing but Gaelic, and in
Ireland there are $4,000 who can ex-
press themselves only in the Irish
forore Exchange.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

mere are several active volcanoes
in German East Africa. Most promi-
nent among them Is the Elanai-Robi.
the rater of which has q diameter OF
nearly four miles. A German scien.
tific expedition is at present investt
eating these volcanoes.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

"That's what allowed when l first
driv up" What was that, Billy
"Why that the place to buy Stencils,
Rubber Stamps, Seals, Metal Checks,
etc. isJ.V Love, POS Ave. c. Galveston.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Hare n Relief for Women.

Mother Gray, q nurse in New York,
discovered pleasant herb remedy for
women's ills, called AUSTRALIAN
LEAF. Cures female weaknesses, Back
ache, Kidney, Bladder and Urinary
troubles. At all Druggists or by mail
Soc Sample mailed FREE. Address,
The Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N. Y.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

In his book on Nerves in Order"
DR.. Schoheld, formerly examiner for
the British National Health Society,
gives a table OF longevity which shows
that the Christian ministry is she most
healthful OF callings.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Get Rid Of II.

You can't scratch 1t on. You can't
wash 1t OF, but you can rub 1t OF With
Hunts Cure. We mean the itch-any
kind on earth. 1t simply kills any
form Of itching known. It's worth
your while and it's guaranteed.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

After asking blessing on various
members OF the household the small
boy concluded his prayer as follows:
And, Lord, don't forget to bless
brother Charlie and make him as good
a boy as l am"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

One of the secrets of being happy
is learning how to forget. II you have
found 1t exceedingly difficult to form
the cheer habit, no doubt the trouble
lies in your failure to forget.-Ex-
change.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
couldnY Fool Her.

"But, my darling, won't you marry
me? Won't you have confidence IL
met"
$50 that il what you want. eh?"
said the wise young woman. "A con,
ddence camel"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

There is always work and tools to
work withal, for those who will
r. Lowell.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

liberty to repeat what l
first stated through our
Denver papers ABOUT
Doan's Kidney Pills in
the summer of 1899. for
| have had no reason In
the interim to change my
opinion of the remedy. l
was subject to severe at
lacks of backache, al
ways aggravated If ! sat
long at a desk. Doan's
Kidney Pills absolutely
stopped my backache. l
have never had a pain
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
CANCER CURED

To stay cured. No cutting, X-ray, nor
Balmy. Oil used. cure after all others
fail. Write fer book of treatise and
testimonials.
L. F. STAFFORD, Specialist
Room ZIG, Levy Building, corner Main
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
aeaehina After Trade.

German papers report that the Ham
burg-American Steamship Company
will shortly establish fast steamship
service to Argentina whereby the pas
sage from Hamburg to Buenos Ayres
Is to be made In fourteen days.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

When q woman says she is of little
consequence she does not expect shs
will be taken at her word.
A man of many troubles has the sat
isfaction of knowing something comes
his way.
A man does not grow himself by
granting at every one else.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

One discouraging thing about the
maxims of the great Is that they gen
orally formulate their maxims after
becoming great.-Chicago Record-Her
aid.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality OF Defiance Starch makes Il
next to impossible 70 sell any other
brand.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
sell 70 Toll for se,dIers.

Col. Frank Hume, = former Con-
federate army o1ncer. Is making An ef-
fort to get the Grand Army Of the
Republic to indorse his plan to have
= bell cast, to be the largest In ex-
istence, to be hung In the Arlington
cemetery. and to be tolled during the
funeral rites Of soldiers.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Dealers say that as soon as 4 Gus
toner tries Defiance Starch 1t 10 Inn,
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. It can be used cold or
boiled. :.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Minister Ia Made 70 Repent.

Minister IL Made to Repent.
Levi D. Barr, the minister of the
Quakers in Los Angeles, married two
divorced persons the other day and
had to make public confession and ask
forgiveness at meeting next First day.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

To whatever extent any person IL
able to annoy you, to that extent you
are his slave.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
Gil, ~ Whit. Rhinoeero..

Skin Of White Rhinoceros.
Mai. Powell Cotton, who Is on an
expedition from the Nile to Zambesi.
has secured a skin Of the northern
white rhinoceros, Of which only one
specimen has ever reached Europe.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Nothing 20 good a. Red Cross Bag Blue.
Housekeepers are delighted with results
and want no other. Grocers sell it,
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

A. Your Dealer Tor Aliens Foet.Ease.
a powder. It rssts the feet. Cures Swol-
Len, Sore, Hot, Calfous, Aching Sweating
Fest and narrowing Nails Atau Drug.
9ists and Shoe stores, IS cents. Aeeepe
- substitute. Sample mailed EkEk
Addross, A 8. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Z.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

II you wish beautiful clear, white clothes,
use Red Cross Bag Blue. You will be well
satisfied AT grocers.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

There IL something about circus
that carries q man back SO far he Al
most forgets he II married.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Don't believe the fellow wo tells yor
what he would do II he were In YOU
place-N. Y. Times.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

II you want q detective to dog
mans footsteps you must first give
him a pointer.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

A shov OF confidence inspires feel
inr 81 friendlinsss even in . disposed
torbo enemy.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

The British admiralty has just mad'
its first dental appointment.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Very often the less man has &c
say the greater reputation he gains
tor wisdom.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Even an electric button won't accom-
plish much unless It is pushed.-Phila-
delphia Record.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17

Every housekeeper should know
that If they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they Will
save not only time, because 1t never
sticks to the iron. but because each
package contains Is Ozone fuii
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in 3-4-pound pack
ages. and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again. because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals. II your grocer tries to sell you
12-oz. package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
tiers and figures "16 ozs." Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance of the iron
sticking. Defiance never sticks.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-06-17
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