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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-18

the Christian Scientists teach It is
the real stuff. We have been board
ing for n couple of weeks with q vvO-
man Who practices Christian Science.
and I am as hollow as a wOOdpecEer' S
nest That boarding house keeper
gives Us boiled water and tells US to
imagine that it is coffee. and we are
just as well of as though we had the
zeal thing We had absent treatment
ham and eggs for breakfast. and there
was no ham and no eggs, and the yo-
man just talked ham and eggs until
We thought we were filled clear I'D to
the muZzle. but when we got out of
her presence we were too weak TO
walk. But dad got even with the
Christian Science boarding house
keeper this morning when he paid the
board bill He handed her a blank
piece of paper, and told her to imagine
II was a check for $50: but she is go
ing to sue dad for obtaining board
under false pretenses. and I guess we
VIII be in litigation the rest of our
lives Say, give me another cheese
sandwich, and cut the cheese thicker. 90
and the bad boy reached for another
cracker.
L don't believe much in these new
styles of religion" said the old man.
as he wiped the cheese knife on d cot
fee sack Give me the old praying
and shouting kind of religion that has
a revival i'm the winter and gets YOU
all ret up. and you go forward and
have EN- pray for YOU. and YOU con-
fess To your sins and along in the
spring are baptized. and feel that YOU
are as a brand plucked from the burn
ing and then. when summer comes.
and the picnic season opens. YOU back
slide and the people of the church cut
you dead, and point to YOU as one of
the worst ever. and then along towards
winter YOU attend the revival again.
and Eet religion where YOU left off
and they fall over themselves to make
YOU feel that YOU are as good as any
body, and the next time YOU are ban
TIED it seems to take, like vacciDa-
tiou. and YOU stick to the church al
ways, and sit up nights to rope i'm
other fellows that swear and cut uD
That Is what I call religion that sticks
to your ribs like crackers and cheese
10 hungry man.
But, say, how was it YOU never
wrote me. when YOU were abroad
about visiting GreeCe2 Your dad was
IN here tOther day and said he had
had rheumatic ever since he was kid
mapped in Athens. and had to wear the
Greek costume Of short petticoats for
men, and sleep out on a mountain-Side.
What about it2'
Did dad tell YOU that2" said the
bad boy, as he laughed, and looked as
though the recollection of the Greek
experience was going to split him wide
open Dad and I aSreed that we
would keep that a secret but if me
has told about it, there is no use of
my Keeping still We struck Athens.
and dad felt that here was d place
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-18

where he could boss the people around.
cause everybody seemed to be dressed
like ballet dancers, the men wore ii
sort OF starched petticOat. and they all
looked as though they were IoveSicl1.
and didn't do anything but pose To be
looked NJ. ana we couldn't blame them
Tor the women mere the WhiteSt and
handsOnlest we had seen anywhere.
with red cheeks, and great soulful
eyes, ike Americans. Yes, sir. every
body in Athens seemed to be in love.
and dad thought the men looked ef-
feminata, on account OF their clothes.
but every man is an athlete and a
fighter from the word go.
Well we went up on the hill TO the
AcrOpolis. an old marble ruin that
OverlOOks the town. and dad paced off
the ground, TO see how much terri
tory il covered, and figured up how
much good marble there was i'm il.
that could be used for gravestones
and when some of the policemen asked
me what the old man was doing I told
them he was a rich old party from
America that was going TO buy the
AcrOpOiis and move ii to the United
States and make it over into a morgue.
and that he didn't care for expense.
Tor he was the richest man in the
world.
Well we looked things over. like All
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-18
Peck Bad Boy Abroad
BY HON. GEORGE W. PECK.

ktlAI ELL. I suppose you have got
w your European airs worn off,
so you can come down to
plain American living again" said the
old grOceryman 10 the bad boy ween
he came into the grocery with a kerO-
sene can, and sat down on the barrel
Of dried apples. and reached into the
barrel OF lump sugar. and filled his
pocket The old man had just cut a
new cheese. and he sliced off a thin
piece Of cheese and laid II on big
square cracker and handed it TO the
boy, saying. Just lay that inside
your ribs and tell me If you got any
thing to eat in Europe that could hold
a candle to that for filling up the waste
places and making "a hungry man feel
at peace with all the world"
Gee, but cheese stops that tired
feeling in a fellow like taking chlOro-
form for tOOthache." said the boy,
as he put himself outside the lunch
the old man had provided. There Is
10 absent treatment about cheese, like
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The

ttlkI ELL. 1 declare.' CALCULATED the
w KnOcker. as he read an article
in one Of the monthly maya
zines Here's a chap named Burbank,
has developed the potato into a highly
delightful fruit. evolUted an apple that
hasn't any core. a pitless plum and a
cactus plant that is so upholstered that
you can not only sit on il with i'm
punlty. but ear II without nIIIng your
throat with bones That chaps Won
der. If he keeps on maybe some day
Wei be able to pick gOloshes off rub
Der plants, and grow baseballs on
orange trees"
Useless sort of an achievement" said
Redface with a sheer. Il don't see why
people keep trying to improve on ma
ture all the time A potato as the
straight article. from Bermuda. with
the jacket on Is good enough for me
and why on earth anybody wants to
turn it into q fruit I can't see Amt
there fruit enough in the world with
your bananas and grapes and apples
and pears and oranges without divert
ing good honest peTaty from its mis-
sion to DO duty in other lines?'
No doubt there are plenty of the
Things you name" observed the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-18
1.-THE Morning After"

The depressing effect following a
night Of conviviality is quickly dis
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19

Several enjoyable affairs preceded the
Saturday night a theater party and supper
were given IN honor OF the bride ana
Continued on Sixth Page.)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19

HE marriage of Miss Anne Erwin
Hitchcock, daughter of the Secre-
tary of the Interior and Mrs. Hitch
"A cock, and Lieut.. Commander VIII
liam Sowden Sims, L. S. N, next
Tuesday noon at ST. Johns Church will
be attended by President and Mrs. Roose-
Welt the cabinet members of the diplo-
matte corps and personal friends of the
couple in official and resident society. All
the eclat that the official Importance of
all concerned would naturally give such an
event surrounds this wedding, together
with personal admiration for both bride
and groom which is something unusual,
and which has been expressed in hundreds
of beautiful ways, by gifts and messages.
Miss Hitchcock will have. only one attend
ant her sister. Miss Margaret Hitchcock
Comma nder Sims will have as best man
Lieut.. Commander Mark l.. Bristol, U. s.
n. The ushers will be Brig. Gen. Henry
G. Sharp. L. S. A.: Commander Cameron
MGR. Winslow, L. S. N; Lieut.. Command
er Reginald r. Belknap, L. S. N; Lieut.
Commander William Il Harrison, u. S.
N; Lieut.. Joseph w. Graeme, L. S. N;
Lieut.. Ridley Mclean, L. S. N; Capt.
John r. NJ. Taylor L. S. A, and Capt
William Lassiter, U. S. A No reception
follows the ceremony, but the President
and his wife, the cabinet and a few init
mate friends will join the relatives and
bridal party at a wedding breakfast at the
Hitchcock home on X street BY the way,
the residence of the Secretary of the In
terror seems to be a very happy one in
the way of weddings. When the William
f. Diapers lived there their daughter was
married, and when Senator Alger. then
Secretary of War, was a tenant, his daugh-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19
coma The wedding will probably take
,la in no Srriup

coma The wedding will probably take
place in the spring"
The marriage of Miss Mildred Harrison
TO Count Karl Won Holstein Thursday last
in Philadelphia added another American
countess to the ranks of Bavarian aristoc-
racy, but the bridegroom, despite his fam
ily Importance, is q business man. with
sugar refining factory in San Francisco,
where the couple will reside The count
and countess will however, make a tour
of the world before settling down.
Philadelphia will shortly have another In
ternational wedding, the engagement of
Miss Agnes Whelen, daughter of Mrs.
William n. Whelen. to Capt Francis Fer
Just been announced. Miss Whelen is one
of Philadelphias famous beauties, and a
relative of Mrs. Robert Goelet of New York
and Mrs. Craig Biddle. The prospective
bridegroom is now stationed In Cairo
Egypt where he met his future wife last
winter.
Things good to eat and drink seem to
have been in mind when the fashionable
colors of the season were named. In cloths
all the shades of claret, old brown and
sherry, green chartreuse, burgundy, sau-
terne, coca wine, port with custards and
olives were worn by the dress phalanX at
the horse show last week. Light shadeS
and white seem to have disappeared for
daylight wearing, and have been replaced
by warm colors.
Miss Hannah Willard Taylor, daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. Hannis Taylor, will make
her formal debut this winter. She has
spent much of her young life abroad
though her education was completed at
Maryland convent.
Miss Mercedes Godoy, daughter of the
newly appointed Mexican minister to Cuba
and Sonora Godoy, will be a december
debutante, her parents desiring her to meet
their friends in this city, where they have
spent so many years. Miss Godoy is very
attractive in every way, and has made the
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19

to the different stores where household and
feminine wants can be supplied Sonora
Goday, who Is an old acquaintance of Sc
nora Casasus, has been her guide on these
shopping tours, as we'll as to the social call
at the White House, acting as Interpreter,
since the latter's English is not as yet sat
isfactory to American ears. Tomorrow aft
ernoon the ambassador and Sonora Casa
sus will receive the diplomatic corps their
first formal al home.
The marriage OF Miss Eugenia Faunt lie
Roi Barber to Mr. Cadwalader Woodyille
quiet event with only the immediate rela-
tives present, owing to recent family be-
reavements.
The engagement is announced of Miss
Sue Britton, daughter of the late Col A.
Il. Britton, to Mr.. Jesse Bright Ould, son
of the late Judge Ould of Richmond Va
The wedding will take place some time
next month
Senior and Sonora Godoy of the Mexican
embassy had the pleasure of being the first
to entertain the Mexican Ambassador and
Sonora Casasus by an informal gathering
last night at their home on street. The
occasion brought together all the members
of the Mexican embassy and a few other
friends. Before supper the sons and daugh-
tiers of the host and hostess gave musical
and literary selections, for which each has
a special gift. The evening was a delight
full one.
Mr. Milton Dammann of New York is
visiting his parents this week at the Frank
lin 14th street.
Miss Alice Barth of Baltimore is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Leon Tobriner, on Rhode
Island avenue.
Several enjoyable affairs preceded the
Rerliner-Sanders wedding last week. On
Saturday night theater party and supper
were given IN honor of the bride ana
I'm I,c..z =
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The Mt Holyoke Alumnae Association
held its first meeting of the year with a
full attendance and a pleasant program
was successfully rendered. Mrs. o. +.
Cooks account of Travel in Africa" was
the principal paper and was most happily
presented and illustrated with many pho-
tographs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19

The Potomac Literary Club held its
monthly meeting at the National Hotel.
Prof A. s. Marye, for some twenty years
a teacher of Shakespeare. gave a paper en-
titled "A Criticism Of Julius Caesar" His
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19

euchre party was given by Mrs. McCo-
mas. wife of Dr. McComas. at their home.
1406 l. street northwest for the benefit of
Abraham Lincoln Circle No. 8. Ladies OF
the G. a. r. The house was beautifully
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
SUNDAY SCHOOL
RALLY TO Be
HELD
Cards Sent Out Requesting Former
Scholars to Be Present
on Nov. 26.

A Rally Day" Of the scholars of the
First Baptist church Sunday school is
to be held Sunday, Nov. 26th. and an
effort win be made to have all the
former scholars present During the
yellow fever no classes were taught,
but now it is hoped that all viii at
tend, and that others will also be pres
ent.
The following card is being sent ort
TO persons In the city:
"A cordial invitation is extended to
you and all The members Of your fam.
lily to attend the Rally Day. exer-
cises Of our First Baptist Sunday
school on Sunday, November 26th,
1905, at $3.50 a. m
"A pleasing program is being ar
ranged We want 70 rally all our old
scholars and many new ones in the
Sunday school work. Come and bring
a new scholar with you"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

Sailors on long cruises sometimes
exhaust their tobacco. Thence untold
misery and many ingenious efforts to
create a tobacco substitute. Tea and
coffee make the best tobacco substi-
tutes. They smoke freely in pipe or
cigarettes. and their taste and aroma
are not unpleasant But they burn the
mouth and rack the nerves. Rope yarn
the UNFINISHED parts Of rope and oak
um-is smoked by sailors as a last re-
sort. Bark, peeled from the hoops Of
salt beef and pork barrels, is also
smoked when the limit is reached
These things smoke abOminably, and
the black fumes that they give forth
from the sailors mouths are always
accompanied by oaths and fmpreca-
tons. Yet many a desperate sailor
has smoked them I'm the hope Of ap.
peasing his tobacco hunger.
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gift I shall love art in place OF loving
a man. II viii never fail me"
At this moment there was a ring at
the doorbelI. and a servant admitted
the young man who had been the cause
OF this conference. He asked if the
young lady was within and when told
that she was stepped into the parlor.
Mrs. WardwelI arose and withdrew to
a back room, where she readily over
heard the conversation between the
lovers.
Il went TO your house to keep my en-
gagemeRt and was told that you had
come here Il is late, but we shall be
in time for the second act
"Why didn't you come in the first
place"
"Well, you see, Mabel Burke is to
have a musicale and wanted me to
take. the place Of Howard Wilkins.
who failed her at the last moment"
DO you think that was treating me
rightT
well. no, not exactly, but thought
you wouldn't mind wilkins turned
up after all, so I didn't have to go to
Mabers Come, hurry up. We don't
want to miss any more Of it,"
There were sounds Of reproaches,
caresses and finally kisses Then the
girl appeared before her aunt, tears
and smiles struggling on her young
face. -
aunt Sara, I'm going to the theater
after allp
The girl fiuttered away. She had
forgotten the sage advice she had re-
ceived and was bent only on enjoying
the evening with her lover. AS Mrs.
Wardwel took her accustomed seat be-
side the lamp she soliloquized;
poor girl. The boy hadn't a decent
excuse and probably didn't give the
true reason for his brutal treatment"
LENA NJ. BROOKS.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
THE
E" JIM CROW"
LAW
Count Commissioner COStOn De-
GideS rhe Ordinance of the
City is Legal.

Court Commissioner Chas. NJ. Cos
tin yesterday rendered his decision in
the Jim Crow" law" OF rather the
petition of Rev. 7. b. Groom, eol0rsd,
to be released from the custody of the
marshal.
The matter came up on habeas cor
pus proceedings. and was heard We'd
nesday, bus the court commissioner
reserved his decision until yesterday
morning, when he announced that the
ordinance passed by the city council
was legal and remanded Groom to the
custody Of the city marshal, refusing
Co grant the request Of the petitioner
to be released.
Shortly after the state law provid-
Ing for the separation Of the races in
street cars was declared unconstitu-
tional the city council passed an ordi-
nance proTiding for this separation.
IL was changed in the wording and
vas passed upon by some Of the ablest
attorneys in the city before being in
trOduced.
Shortly after its passage, in order
% test the case. Rev. i. B. Groom, col
ored, representing the negroes who
desired % mingle with the whites.
violated TIE law.
He was arrested and through attor-
neys gave notice of appeal but the
time required to appeal expired, and
be was consequently remanded to Jail.
Habeas corpus proceedings to secure
his release were then instituted and
his release temporarily ordered.
Wednesday the case was argued by
City Attorney Jones and ]. Campbell
avery, Jr.. for the city and Purcell
and Parker for the petitioner. the lat
ter contending that the ordinance was
not legal.
Yesterday the court commissioner
rendered his decision and Marshall
schad took Groom. in custody, plac-
ing him IN jail for thirty days unless
other proceedings are instituted.
The Courts Order.
The order Of the court in the case.
Is as follows:
This cause coming on to be heard
upon this petition and return herein
Vas argued By the attorneys for
the respondent parties hereto. The
court being fully advised in the prem
Uses. upon consideration thereof. doth
adiudge, order and decree that the
said u b Groom, the petitioner be AID
he is hereby remanded TO the custody
Of the marshal of the CITY Of Pensa-
cola, Florida, and that his discharge
be and the same is hereby refused.
1T Is further adjudged. ordered and
decreed that the petitioner herein pay
the costs Of this proceeding.
Done and ordered, in the city OF
Pensacola, Escambia county. florida.
in the absence Of the judge Of this said
court from this. Escambia county.
November. A. D.. 1905"
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AHard Struggle
Many a Pensacola Citizen Finds the
Struggle Hard.

With a back constantly aching.
With distressing urinary disorders.
Daily existance is but a struggle.
No need to keep it up.
Doan's Kidney Pills win cure you.
Pensacola people endorse this
claim
Anthony Collins, Of 40 Intendencia
St. says: Mrs Collins read an adj
vertisement about Doan's Kidney
pills and procured a box at Sidney
Kahn's drug store, No 9 South
PaIafoK street She suffered at
times from aching in her loins and
across her back after working hard
about the house. She used less than
one box Of Doan's Kidney Pills and tbov
did her much good have heard
these pills spoken Of highly bv differ
ont people who have tried them. and
ali consider them a remedy which
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them"
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n Y, sole agents for the United
states.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

st. Maurice, in Switzerland, is the
name Of a little station on the railway
that leads UP the RhOne valley from
the lake Of Geneva The place gets its
name as follows: Maurice was the OH.
Ger second in command Of the Thebaic
legion, which the Emperor Maximian
marched over the Alps I'm A. d. 500 to
quell a rising In Gaul At Octodurum
CMaFtigny) the legion, every man Of
which was a Christian, was ordered to
sacrifice TO the Romen gods for the
success Of the expedition Headed by
Maurice, they refused, marched or to
Agaunum (St Maurice and there were
twice decimated to enforce submission.
But they still refused. and finally the
remainder were surrounded and cut
down by the rest Of the army.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

Automatic cooking boxes were IN
general use among the Hebrews near
" 1000 years ago, The Greek and
Roman writer's frequently refer to
them. In his edition Of Juvenile" for
example, Friedlander cites a commen-
tator, who refers to "the Jews who a
day before the Sabbath put their
viands hot into the cooking boxes, the
pots being covered with napkins aud
wrapped about with hay, so that they
may have warm food on the Sabbath %
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

II notice" observed Tunold Knutt,
that people don't pay no taxes on the
costliest things they's got"
"HOw's thRt2" grunted Ruffon Wratz.
We'll, FIR instance, If you wuz wuth
even a million you wouldn't have to
pay nOthin' on that peach Of a nose
you've got ''-Chicago Tribune.
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Temporary Office

The Forbes Furniture Co. has es-
tablished a temporary oflce on East
Garden street. back Of Avery's hard
ware store. Their patrons are request
ed 20 cali al that place to transact ali
business.
THANKSGIVING TURKEYS.
Chickens and eggs. Call on or Dbone
Ed. NJ P0oley, 917 e. jackson ST.
Phone III. HOv23-1We
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Interested.

Nell-Mrs. Closeleigh is getting up a
fair to help q poor widow pay her
rent. Belief didn't know Mrs. Close
leigh was so philanthropic. Nell-She
isn't She owns the house the poor
widow lives in.-Philadelphia Record,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

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