The Tupelo journal., 1905-06-02
THE PRESS.

business to mind-Atlanta Jour-
nal.
Mr.. Roosevelt by the camp
fret wish the boys'd get up.
Here I've had breakfast saass
an hour. chicago Tribune.
The average woman M
be able to drive a nail st IL
but she can drive a man a y ".
she wants to. P
If some people bought z hat IT,
cordingto their own EST ration
of the size of, their head, they
wouldn't need an umbrella.
New York Telegram.
If there was a Babylonian beef
trust, Nebuchadnezzar was not
as crazy as he has been consid-
cred for turning out and eating
grass. Washington Star
The beef trust has advanced
the choicest cuts Of its pressed
product about IS per cent while
the price the Of beef on hoof has
advanced less than 5 per cent-Ex
They say no Japanese bride
last year was over twenty-five.
Women are the same all the world
over, when it comes to telling
their age.-Florida Times Union
General Cozey's bankruptcy is
not attracting much attention.
The general has passed from the
who's who?" into the who's
he?" class. Washington Star.
King Alfonso is said to want
to wed a rich American heiress.
He may have a sneaking idea of
thus recouping SPANS recent
war losses. Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
Judging from a cursory glance
at the people we know, it would
seem that girth and good clothes
were as important factors in per-
sonal prosperity as integrity and
intellect
Just to be prepared for all
emergencies it might be a good
scheme for Mr.. Taft to take a
lid with him when he makes that
inspection of the PHILIPPINES.
Indianapolis News.
Notwithstanding the fact that
marriage is acknowledged to be a
lottery, the postal authorities con-
tinue to permit love letters to go
through the mails. Charleston
News and Courier.
Now that he is simultaneously
president pro tempore, acting.
secretary of state and head of the
war department, Mr.. Taft should
incorporate himself under the
laws of New Jersey. Hartford
Times.
Secretary Taft says he has been
amused at the hurrah created
over the Panama canal supplies
purchase order. The stand-patters
have their opinion Of a man who
would laugh at funeral.-Wash-
ington Post.
Prominent English artists have
a high opinion Of King Edward
as an art critic. Likewise sue
cessful authors in this country
have an immense admiration for
their publishers discriminating
taste in Observation-Disclosures
News
when a boy succeeds in git
tin the other fellers to do all his
work. observed the Pohick phil
osopher, they call him a lazy
whelp. But when a man does the
same thing he's known as a cap
tain of. industry. Louisville
Courier-JOurnal.
An Omaha physician proposes
to cure cerepro-spinal meningitis
by placing his patients, after a
hot bath, in the cool room of a
brewery. The preliminary hot
bath is the only thing that will
prevent an epidemic among the
hobos. Washington Post.
! A Harvard graduate has given
3d. coo to Yale for the purpose
of promoting friendly feeling
between the rival universities.
At wholesale rates, $40, 600 will
buy a lot of the stuff that pro-
notes friendly feeling among
students. Washington Post.
Even the casual observer will
readily see the sound business
sense contained in the announce
ment of the isthmian canal com
commission that it will purchase,
the equipment for the construc-
ton of the Panama canal in the
markets of the world. -Pttsburg
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