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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
THREE JURORS CURED
OF Cholera MorbHs with Que Small Bottle
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy.

OF Cholera MorbHs with Que Small Bottle
of chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy.
Mr.. G. w. Fowler OF HIghtower, Ala. /,
relates an experience he had while SER
wing on petit jury in a murder case at
Ed wardsville, county seat OF Clebourne
county, Alabama. He says: while
there ate some fresh meat and some
souse meat and it gave me cholera NOR
bus in very severe form. I was never
more sick In my life and sent TO the
drug store for certain cholera mixture
but the druggist sent me bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy instead, saying that he
had what sent for, but that this med
icine was so much better he would
rather send it to me in the fix | was in.
| took one dose OF it and was better in
five minutes. The second dose cured
me entirely. Two fellow jurors were
afflicted In the same manner and one
small bottle toured the three of us. y
For sale by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
No Proposal.

A young lady, whose beauty Is equal
to her bluntness in conversation, was
visiting at a house where other guests
were assembled. among them the ED.
est son of rich manufacturer. The
talk turned on matrimonial squabbles
Said the eligible party:
II hold that the correct thing for the
husband Is to begin as he intends to
60 on. Say that the question is one
of smoking. Almost immediately ]
would show my intentions by lighting
cigar and settling the question for
ever"
''And would knock the thing out OF
your mouth" cried the beauty.
"Do you know" rejoined the young
man, II don't think you would be
therew-Chicago Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

MY dear, have been reading up
withlR the last week, and l think I
have a name for the baby said Mrs.
Greening one day.
You h We, eh? What is it?'
Il read that Phoebus, the God of
Day, comes up bright and beautiful in
the morning, that he lights the world,
that without him"
snow look here, madam; let's have
no foolishDes& here. You can't call
that child by such name. Did Phoe-
bus of history yell from II p. m to
3 a. M, and internationally from to Z
O'Clock? l myself am doing the good
of-day business in the matter of get
ting up, and I'm not going, to divide
the honors. If you want mytholog-
ical cognomen for that destroyer OF
rest / have it,"
What is it?' asked Mrs. Greening,
with considerable asperity.
Aurora" brutally yelled Mr.. G.
Then he left the house. Washington
Post
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
The sn.ll Bor in the Country.

A Perry mother sent her small boy
to the country and after week of
anxiety received this letter: ST got
here all right, but I forgot to write
before. A Teller and I went out In O
boat and the boat tipped over and q
man got me out. / was SO full of
water that didn't know anything foE
q long time. The other boy has to be
buried after they find him. A horse
kicked me over and I've got to have
some money for fixin' my head. We
are going to set barn on fire to-
night, and / should smile IL we do not
have some bully fun. / am going
to bring home tame woodchuck IL I
can get him in nay trunk. Kansas
City Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Il am glad to say" said the preach.
er, referring to "the party In the box
that he died Christian"
Il don't See" interrupted the man
who was always looking at the materi.
al side of things, why you should fee
so good about 1t. He wasn't a Christ.
ian for more than about two hours be-
fore he died, and I'll bet he never put
a dollar on contribution plate In his
life. Chicago Record Herald.
The Belgian nobility gave at the
Mobiles club, Rue Darion. Brussels,
one of the most remarkable amateur
performances ever witnessed. Sixty
titled ladies formed spectacular bal.
let The production was attended by
all aristocratic Brussels, and every
women taking part bore a title.
Harold A. Miller and Il. Garfield
Clifford have hung out their shingle In
Newark, N. j. The initials made III.
4. NJ. and t. q. g.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

The artist who had found Marshby
full of ''paintable" places and friendly
people was much attracted by one Of
the young women Of the village whom
be met at a social gathering, He
asked and was accorded permission to
escort her home from little party one
evening and, az the evening was mild
and the moon was shining, they lin
gered ar her gate for few minutes
conversation. Suddenly the stiffness
was broken by q hoarse shout which
came from an open window OF the
little house,
"Cast or that paInteri Cast or that
painter
The artist started as II he had been
shot but the young woman gave him
q reassuring smile and a becoming
blush.
"It's-it's just father dreaming" she
said softly. Hes q retired sea cap
tain and often talks In his sleep"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
He Could Hardly Get Up.

p. HI. Duffy of Ashley, H., writes
'This is to certify that l have takes
two bottles of Foley's Kidney Cure and
1t has helped me more than any other
medicine. | tried: many advertised
remedies, but none OF them gave me
any relief. Ny druggist recommended
Foley's Kidney Cure and it has cured
me. Before commencing its use was
in such a shape that could hardly &c
up when once down"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
strange Rewaro FOR Life savers.

Strange Reward For Life savers.
II have seen good many drowning
accidents." said an old sea captain.
'0nd i have seen a good many queer
rewards. Once a young man rescued
Q young widows little son from the
sea. The widow, IN her gratitude.
asked for the young mans photograph
He sezk it 60 her, and two months later
he received q magnificent painting, by
Smith. that showed the scene of the
rescue accurately. with the little boy
and him, both perfect likenesses, strug-
Cling like mad Tn the water.
"a farmer, one OF the Pinkertons
tDld me, came from the west TO meet a
gold brick man. An the farmer and
the swindier crossed on the ferry the
swindler fell overheard, and the farmer
rescued him. He was so grateful that
no gave the farmer brick Of solid
silver.
II saved pretty girl from drowning
in my youth" the captain ended. ''shs
gave me present that weighed 1870
pounds. She gave me herself, and I've
still got her. She may not be In as
good condition now as abe was then,
but In my eyes somehow she Is a.
sweet and pretty as she ever was..--
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

More than half the folks who thus
think they are wearing out are just
rusting out, says the Norwich, Conn.,,
Bulletin Right with feeling Of weak
ness comes spirit OF resignation
You know what this is-a yielding to
conditions tumbling down. This
chances for a person in his world are
fighting chances. Most that is won II
achieved by activity and energy. Tht
only time to be resigned IL when YOU
have to be. You do not have to b.
so long as there Is fighting chance
When you feel like beiRg resigned I
liz time to summon resolution; that viii
serve you ten times as well and keel
your spirits from completely givinI
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
The wit of Women.

Senator Depew, at a dinner in Wash.
fngton, was praising woman's wit.
Against this wit" he said, 1--WE men
are powerless. Even when all the
right and logic of nargument is on
our side, woman, with all her wit, will
nine times out of ten put us to shame.
THUS man once found that his
wife had bought a Few puffs of false
hair. This displeased him. He hid In
the hall one day, and, just as the lady
was fixing the false puffs upon her
brow. he darted in upon her.
Mary he said. reproachfully, why
do you put the hair OF another won.
an on your headY
why his wife answered, do you
put the skin of another calf on your
handsT "-Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
Lie Finding Money.

Finding health is like finding money
so think those who are sick. When
you have cough, cold, sore throat or
chest irritation, better act promptly
like W. G. Barber, of Sandy Level, Va,
He says: 81 had a terrible chest trouble
caused by smoke and coal dust on ray
lungs; but, after finding no relief in
other remedies, | was cured by DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
Coughs and Colds" Greatest sale of any
cough or lung trouble in the world. Al
Pioneer drug store; S0o and Si.00
guaranteed. Trial bottle free.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
Foley's Kidney Cure makes kidneys
aRd bladder right. Don't delay taking.
PERSONAL

Admiral Togo is receive q
salary OF $1,000 year ror his serv-
ices to his country.
Nine Emma Calre,.t the famous sing
er, had a famous French sculptor pre-
pare q design for her tomb four years
ago.
Emitted States Commissioner Shields
Of New York put on his first pair OF
shoes a few days aga. Up to that
time he had suck to old fashioned
boots.
Alderman Sloan of Kansas City,
Mo-, has created a distinctive name fer
frame structures veneered with brick
or stone. He calls them "shtrtwalst
buildings"
Mime. lola, widow of the novelist,
has offered the nation the famous villa
at Medan as home for retired woman
employees of the French charity
bureau.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Paris has 4 dwarf elephant about
the size of Shetland pony. Its keep.
er is Senegalese. who has to sleep in
a cot where the elephant can see him.
The captive's favorite dish is six
pounds of rice STEPPED in four pints OF
milk. He can also enjoy a nice two.
pound salad.
Discussing Sunday games. the bish.
op Of Ipswich asks: Would any one
say his prayers less well because he
has made nice drive to the off r.
The London Globe, however. remarks
that that is hardly the point 1t Is tile
moral welfare OF. the man who makes
bad play that has to be looked after
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
One GOnIl WAY.

MY dear friend, | must tell you to
lend me at once dollar: have left
my purse at home and haven't a cent
In my pocket"
II can't lend you dollar just now,
but can put you in the way of getting
the money at once"
"You are extremely kind"
Here's nickel; ride home on the
tram and fetch your purse. Chicago
Journal.
1t IL claimed the moisture of the
Irish climate Is good for tobacco cul-
ture, and that there is plenty of the
right kind Of soil in the Emerald Isle.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
anne Purauit of Man

Directly or indirectly we are all IN.
tefested In the pursuit of the desirable
male, for whom every function Is real
~ arranged whatever be the ostensible
reason When one sees on all sides
now eligible menlare run after, fawned
upon. battered, caJoled and hum
plugged, can the truth of it be deniedY-
Ladies' Field.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
DOuOly Embarrassing.

Suitor-Beg pardon for interrupting,
but-I--er-have just come-er-tha is,
l have just been speaking to your
daughter, and she referred me to you.
Old Gentleman-Gee crickets! won
der If that girl thinks l am made Of
money. You are about the fortieth
bill collector she has sent In today. If
she doesn't marry pretty soon I'll be
bankrupt.-New York Weekly.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
An Unfair Fling.

Mrs. WickwireIf woman were
given the credit she deserves, don't
think man would be quite so prominent
IN the worlds history. Mr.. WIckwire
IL expect you are right. If she could
yet all the credit she wanted, he'd be
In the poorhouse.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Sir William Garsten, on al recent
trip to the upper Male. shot the largest
elephant on record since the recon
quest OF the Soudan. It's tusks
weighed 294 pounds.
Mrs r.. A. Howard of Clear Lake.
Ia, has lived in some house f0r forty
eight years. The staircase was made
of black walnut cut from the virgin
forest. Her husband was killed In the
civil war.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Aching, blind, bleeding or pretr I'D
ing piles. Druggists refund money II
Pazo Ointment fails to cure any case
no matter of how long standing, In 6 to
IA days. First application gives ease
and rest. SOC. II your druggist hasn'-
it send SOC in stamps and it will be fort
warded postpaid by Paris Medicine
Co., ST. Louis, Mo.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Indigestion nearly always disturbs
the sleep more or less and Is often the
cause OF Insomnia. Manyl cases have
been permanently cured by Chamber
lain's Stomach aud Liver Tablets. For
sale by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
A Remedy withoat a Peer.

II find Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets more beneficial than any
other remedy ever used for stomach
trouble, " Gays j. p. Klote OF Edna, Mo.
For any disorder OF the stomach, bill
isusness or constipation, these Tablets
are without peer. For sale by Pho.
neer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

One night Is all the time necessary TO
prove that Pinules Is the best remedy
% the world for backache and all kid
ney and bladder troubles. II you have
rheumatism or any other blood disease
a single dose will give relief. Sold by
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Good ad vice to women. II you want
q beautiful complexion, clear skin,
bright eyes, red lips, good health, take
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. There
IL nothing like it. 35 cents. Tea or
tablets. DR. w. J. Comfy & Son.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
chsmberlain's cough Remedy Aids Mature

Medicines that aid nature are always
most effectual. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. It allays
the cough. relieves the lungs, aids ex-
pectoration. opens the secretions, aids
nature 10 restoring the system to a
healthy condition. Sold by Pioneer
Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Rheumatism, govt, backache, acid
poison, are results OF kidney trouble.
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea goes
directly to the seat OF the disease 'and
cures when all else fails. IS cents.
DR.. w, J Comfy & Son.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
Assisted M. own Defeat.

Home, my dear, il that certain place
wherever two people OF opposite ser
can make themselves happy" said be
an clincher.
How convenientr' exclaimed she,
Frightening up suddsnly. II hope II
does mot matter TO you, but have de-
cided TO live with my father. Cincin.
nah Commercial Tribune.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

The assistant of a London dentist
pulled the wrong tooth from patients
jaw and d court mas ordered the dentist
to pay the sufferer $S4.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
WE'LL SEND you
A SAMPLE FREE.
SCOTT s BOVINE, ace s s:"i F. street

Japan's specie reserve stood at S235,-
100000 american gold valus) on Jan,
1, 1905, after eleven months of costly
war.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
A Funnx WIN.

comforting Friend Has your hus-
and made his will? Prospective Wild
oW- Yes. the wretch He's left every
q thing to the doctor IL he cures i'm, an
not q blessed farthin' to his wilder
an orphans.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
Does Not Affect the Head.

Anti, Quinine, the Great Cold Cure,
contains no quinine and does not affect
the head. 1t cures colds and LaGrIppe.
Price CSC box.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine tablets
All druggists refund the money If 1t
fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature
is on each box. 25c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

Sufferer-Do you extract teeth with
out pain? Dentist-Not always. /
sprained my wrist on one couple Of
days ago ana it hurts yet.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
The Better
Way

The tissues of the throat are
inAamed and irrita ted; you
cough, and there is more irrita-
tion-more coughing. You take
a cough mixture and it eases the
irritation-for a while. You take
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07

@ IL Is pleasure TO take DIR. Dade's
Little Liver Pills and enjoy their tonic
Eject upon the liver. Sold BY Pioneer
Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
An Unrortuaate selection.

@You say the prisoner was singing.
Did you notice the songY'
Yes. your honor. He repeated It 90
many times that IL impressed itself
upon my memory. 1t was something
about daffydil"
"A new song?"
II had never heard it before. your
honor. 1t was a sentimental song,
something In the popular line. No
doubt your honor knows the sort"
Perhaps | do. Can you sing 1t, Off.
cerT'
Il can make the attempt, your honor.
The air is simple, but the words are
trife hard. Do you want me to sing 1t,
sirf"
"Yes. Silence In the court"
"One moment, your honor. VIII your
honor kindly recollect that the prisoner
was intoxicated at the time and that II
was not altogether easy to catch the ex.
act words r.
Proceed with the song"
Eyes. your honor. 1t was like this.
BY sha-ty nook an juggling rill !
sawed for thee. my daffydil. bat my
heart, bees till, bees till. an cried
ALOUD for daffydiI-oh, daffydil, my
daffydil. love thee still an ever will.
The days Eat go are all so slow, / miz
see 10. my danydil.' ETC."
You say the prisoner sang thaty'
Eyes, your honor"
"Six months at hard labor. Next
case. "--Cleveiand Plain Dealer.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
SCOTS
E n ULSION

and it cures the Geld. That's
what is necessary. soothes the
throat because it reduces the
irritation; cures the cold because
it drives out the inflammation !;
builds up the weakened tissues
because it nourishes them back
to their natural strength. That's
how SCOTS Emulsion deals with
sore throat, a cough, cold,
or bronchitis.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1905-09-07
Only ono Whn nia.

Grayce-I don't see why you picked
out such fellow as George to marry.
You know dozens Of better looking,
brainier aid richer men.
Gladys That's very true.
Grayce Then why are You going to
marry Georgei
Gladys Simply because he has asked
me to. my dear. - Louisville Courier
Journal.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-01-21
story Of oanymede,s Birth.

A professor in Western college,
while giving an examination in N. tn.
ology in a country school, called uIon
bright looking girl and asked The
following question: Who was Gany.
meGe?"
Promptly came the answer: "Gany-
mede was the son OF Olympus and an
eagle"
The class teacher hlushed for her
pupil and exclaimed. why. Elizabeth, !,
Where did you learn that?"
Indeed. 1T says SO In the book" re-
piled the girl.
The professor then asked the girl to
find the place and read the paragraph
aloud. whereupon the class was both
astonished and delighted to learn that
GaDymede was borne TO Olympus by
an eagle.-Lippincott's Magazine.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-01-21
Less Hunting In EnoIand.

From every quarter one hears OF Tho
decreased interest in hunting this sea
son. The general want OF money is
only partial explanation. for hunting
can be done very inexpensively. To
the disgust of enthusiastic masters Of
hounds, motoring, golf and other
sports have arisen in the last few
years, and set up dangerous compe-
tition, for football has for some time
descended IN the social scale. and al.
most ceased to exist. Until lately there
has been hardly any other winter
sport for the country gentleman cx.
cept shooting and hunting.-Londo
Globe.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-01-21
CHAPTER Vii.

Three weeks later. and sulIen
peace had fallen over TouIon. Jean
xas still weak and emactated from III
aess. From Greloire the boy had
he6rd-and with ouispoksn indlgna.
tIon-of General Bonaparte's depar-
ture, shortly after his own arrival at
the convent. which had been turned
into a hospital
He went away and left me-" Jean
exclaimed angrily. the color suffuslng
ais cheeks Left me. when / was not
sble to speak to hint
He left letter with Pere Huot. and
a farewell message. which the good
father will doubtless give you when
xae secs fit"
Then why should not Pere Huot
have told me so before?" demanded
Jean, half rising from his seat beside
the led.
Easy. mon ami: sit still" said Gre
loire. calmly. DO not get excited.
else l shall regret telling you any
thing about the affair. We have to
remember that you have been very
ILL.," Tenderness showed In his tone.
and he gently touched the thin hand
resting on the coverlet
Late in the afternoon of this same
day. Pere Huot. sitting with Jean In
the iatter's room. had been informing
him Of what had transpired since the
morning Murier brought him to the
shelter and safety of his present
abode.
He watched the boys face care
fully as he told him of Margot's bur
iai. and OF Bonaparte's many visits to
his bedside. where he lay tossing in
deiirium: and the good priest re-
toieed within himself to see the look
of logged grief soften into one of sub
dued qualification.
MY son. where is the box of pa
pers Monsieur lie Baron. thy father.
intrusted to Margot for safe keeping?"
THE box OF papers. Pere Huot." the
boy repeated. as II trying to recall