New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-22
ARRANT NONSENSE,

If you saw pink pug puppy playing ping pong
or si great pt FTav goose a-golfng with goat
Would you think it was as funny as Dig brown
Blowing 7fsiG Bubbles ily with bishop in boat?
If gormandizing gobbler gobbles COOLERS by the
which he pilfered from ? peanut pedlers pack,
Could he earn his absolution by act Of restitu-
If he gave the Dago man his full crop back?
singing stegomgaa g 1I a } b y Ug0g the jaw
Would the 1nicrobe not prove sterile sincs each
ones Yellow Peril.
If the homeopathic theory obtains?
If a gentle jokesmith tabbers nutty nonsense in a
That Causes you brain softenng to dread.
Would you send him TO college where they try to
hammer knowledge
Into people that are foolish in the head?
In the Colorado Desert there transforms
during which not drop of water touches the earth.
The rain can be seen falling from the clouds high
above but when It reaches the hot, dry air be-
meath the clouds 1t is entirely absorbed. These
strange transforms take place in regions where the
thermometer often registers lbs degrees in the
shade
The Truth of It.-.Yes" said the first shade in
'n oReaiiV9" exclaimed the new arrival Say tell
me what was the real cause of your trouble with
wen III tell YOU" said Raleigh: "she wanted
mo to call her LIZ and smoke cigarettes with her
weren't invented then Catholic Standard and
Times,
r-bera arc about sixty words in English that have
no rbyme AS given in The RhyIners Lexicon,
by Andrew Lang. they are as follows: Altch' alo'
amongst avenge, bilge, bourn. breadth, brusque,
,,1b coiP conch. culm. cusp depth doth. eighth,
1f+a film forge forth. fugue gulf. hemp lounge,
mauve month morgue. mourned' mouth VerD)'
NINTH oblige Of. peart, pint, porch pork. poulp'
prestige puss. recumb, sauce scarce scarf slAth'
tvaIff m
plagued volt, warmth, wasp. wharves, width. with.
wolf wolves.
A man who lives way back where people are
asked 10 go and sit down was in town last week
" saw some sights that We're strange; but
he kept his astonshment to himself H4p PEI
tentton was electric fan buzzlng on the counter
clerk: That's a pretty slick squirrel you're got
doing stunts in that cage WhatA you take Tor
carbohydrates Magazine
wives Who Sell Their Husbands" is the title of
a news article in a weekly paper 1t is. OF
course comparatively common for both husbands
and wives discover after marriage that they
have been sold
e. The edes 3 ss MARC MAIDEN sis
ander who celebrated her 102d birthday recently,
and and the youngest Sarah Ann. eightysix The
Misses Alexander live at Eckngton villa. London
Alexander a well known Iombard-st. banker in
the last a ey Te hre Sisters G1 sn are 9 quite I
hale and hearty.-CThe London Telegraph.
When an Atlantic steamship has hoard what
"a called full mail carrying about 200 600
letters and 300 sacks of newspapers to London
alone, besides large quantities for other places.
FULLY STATED
Best State for an artist-Colorado.
Best State for doctOr-Md.
Best State for tramp-Wash.
Best State for topcr-R- l. (and rock).
Worth than nine States put together-Tenn.
Best State for hogs-Penn.
Worst State for health-IN.
The State like best-Me
The State for wealthy sinnerS-MaSs
best State for dogs-Ky. (yD.
Best State for poor shot-Nlss
Best State for Arabs-Ala.
Best State for those who can't pay-O
Best State for a hood-Ark
Two States oftenest together-WH- KY