The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-23
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Something Peculiar About Sudden Demise Mr. Moses
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Eye natures walks, shoe

ST NCLE was we'll all fall " said Mr. Moses, as he
y came into the exchange to his copy Of
the Pewter Weekly Courier, and the doctor gave him
sleeping powder to make him sleep When he got up the
morning he accustomed taking cup of strong
to keep him awake. Then he had little medicine to quiet
his from the effects Of the coffee This sometimes left
little headache and he used antiachine of them coal
products you Know and with excellent effect. But
day he idea that he did not enjoy the funny papers
much formerly he took little laughing gas when he
them; another time when sister entertaining
cr man and the young sang we found that uncle
had taken choloorm just enough to deaen the
The doctor said he thought uncle somewhat better
last week and believe he might have been well today had
cog slipped somewhere and he died By the way, have
YOU got copy Of the New York Herald for week Sun
day that you don't want There article in it would
like to glance over
George telling night about somewhat prm and
elderly maiden lady who met with slight accident at Os
kosh in 1892 They all going the excursion up the
lake you remember that excursion when George johnson and
Edy Jones became engaged and stepping from the gang
plank to the boat this lady mentioned first fell into the deep
water The boys all stood around waiting for her to
up and others preparing jump when she appeared
in feet first Frank Hagln the deck hand grasped her
by the ankle and she handed aboard quite damp and
probably of the angries ladies you Wiscon
sin. When little of the water wrung out of her and
she could get her breath she called Hagn down good and
hard for taking her of the water by her lower limb It
she thought he should have waited until she hoaed
right side up should have lifted by the
of he should have done But in the hurry of the
occasion Hagn had acted the impulse of the moment
But threw shadow the pleasure of the whole day.
The Adran Democrat says that the people of Rock Rapids
considerably excited the other day hreeconered
dog fight and expresses surprise that they excited
rectangular dog fight interesting enough, but threeco1
need dog affair phenomenon Somebody IN Rock Rapids
must be clipping off of the dogs We sometimes
wish they would clip off the two front corners including the
head.
SO fierce the demand for musicians in North Dakota
towns that any who blow overthe top of glass bot
tie and make musical wearing long hair playing
III the band.
Speaking Of the oucry and depreciation that always
every invention discovery it must be borne in mind
that is not alone the voice of the rabbleof people who
don't know and cannot be expected know: They
abundant examples of discoveries and being
task by their scientific brethren who by Of loga
lllms mathematical tables and agebraic formulas proved
that the discovery invention must be all wrong that
the onrvance could possibly accomplish the purpose of
the cotver that the machine could 60, and could
be made to That the machine did in spite of these
prophets Of evil. a trde they wiling if
pushed to the wall to admit that it might go little When
Daguerr invented his process Of sunprnng, he de-
nounced from pulpit France sacregious person.
who violating the laws of nature and of God, and
dreadful end predicted for him. which came to
pass When Westinghouse invented the airbrake in 1862
than woudbe scientist solemnly showed how
could never be made to work. just when Benham $780,
invented the circular the of his day proved that he
crank and that his failure The farmers all
laughed at the idea of machine shell when Phnney
brought out such device in 1875 the miners Knocked
when the Davy safety lamp put into their hands in the
year Less than thirty years scientific journal
declared that the electric light would be anything
pretty scientific toy
Nobody believed that locomotive could be made that
would draw load at the rate of than four miles
hour But 1925 Stephenson engine drew load of ninety
tons at rate of eight miles, At first the feat deemed
Incredible One critic Observed It is believe
the witnesses deceived to the rate the weight
than that such thing should be possible'' =
If anybody matter who nvents discovers anything
that that lot of people say they have going it
and that you the wise Later the game youf
caution may look like thirty confederate bills
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''3abys first Clristmas Isn't it great! He just loves
the excitement and the lights! Why last night papa got in
just IN time Tookins trying to swallow the Christmas
tree WASH that cute? Why he knows just we'll what is
going on and what Christmas you
ave have somehow lost the little wooden camel the
Noas ark and just worried death for fear baby has
swallowed it, It had red paint it. Papa felt baby all
last night to if there any knob his little person that
might represent the ark, but he couldnt find any have
breathed freer since assure you. "a 49,. ~~.@
He's going have his little stocking hung up Ism t that
sweet His little stocking right beside the big stockings
think Christmas is dear. don't you?'' A. J.R.
THE CYNIC
# HE cynic sat in attitude in darkened room
Why do you always malien your friends 81 we said