The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-08-27


A piscs Of nswS frcm the Russians unso-
licitedi His sapssslon vas hks thet OF
mariner wrecked on Q desert island who
soes the whole United States Navy APP
proaehing.
AN important piece Of news repeated
Mr.. Witte. Il have started to walk TO
Oyster Bay
OF course, you can't have 90 many races
and nations mixed up In ono hotel without
some clash or conflict.
Lat night. for example. We came near to
having . rsce war. A largo Kentuch khan
found ons Of the negro bellhops wear"
ing The decoration Of an ordsr to which tho
Ksntuokians belongs. Thu bellhop found
IL In the hall and was wearing II because
he thought Il was the thing to do about
the convention. The Ksntuckian demanded
IL, adding something about outing black
heart out. This b New Hampshire. and
the emancipated Ethiopian refused.
Whom The KentunkiAn got % he could 80.
hs started 10 violate ths hltesnth amend
nent. It took four men to pry him Oh. =
IL you bad asked mo for Il - though l
was human belns and not nero incum-
branoe, sir. you would have received It, >
said the negro In Harvard English.
"Well, by the gods, this Ia sure Yankee
land said the Keotuckian. He was led
away searching bis soul for language to
express his feeling.
This same Kentuckian sat In the palm
garden last night and entertained a full
table. Tho waiter was bustlins about be-
hind him. All OF sudden the Kentuckian's
golf cap was knocked OF. He could feel
some ono reaching around under his chair
looking for it. Tho Kentuckian was at q
violent point In the story; he kept right on.
He felt tap on his shoulder; he simply
reached up his hand. took the cap and went
on talking without 80 much as looking
back.
He supposed u was the waiter, but 1t
wasn't. Il was Mr.. Sato. When Mr.. Sato
turned at the door and looked back with a
smile that was half pain the Kentuckian
saw the point and wilted. All the morning
hs waa hunting Mr.. Sato With an apology.
Mr.. Korostovtz has toothache. He
has been going about for three or four days
with nne swelling under his blond beard.
A Portsmouth, dentist told him to wait .
day or two and the swelling would 90 down.
At Midnight lsst night the pain got past
al bsaring. He called for an auto. but the
regular autos were gone to bed. At that
moment along came Gov McLane's chauf-
feur, with the Govsnor's car. He volun-
teered and carried the Russian Secretary
to Portsmouth. whore the tooth was pulled.
roxoTlLorr BEATS TIE LAUNDRY.
M. Pokotiloff. the giant Minister to Pekin.
has met the American laundry and it is
hs'n. We have q most charrningly ire
sponsible laundry up here. When you send
out any clothes you make out two lists.
one for the hotel and one for yourself
maiden name, color Of your eyes and hair.
state Of weather and general remarks
The negro bellhoy carries it away. A
few weeks later, strolling in the basement.
you So . familiar bosom; It b your shirt,
al your shirts, still there
Pokotilo6 wears starched white coats
in the morning. Last waahday he sent
four of them to the laundry. The washing
came back, but not the coats. He kicked
at the desk. The clerk sent out . tracer.
No result. Pokotio6. inspired BY an
American. offered the bellboy Is cents
for every ono Of the costA which he, the
bellboy. dug up.
And now said N. Pokotilod yesterday.
Il have recovered seven white coats. all
a:.!ns me perfectly
Wits wArcHBs THE DANCERS.
It has been rather a fold night here, re-
calling the first few nights Of the conference.
when the show was now. There il dance
on in the ballroom. Witte and Rosen
honored 1t with their presence. They did
not dance, but they stood in the doorway
and watched Takeshita Hanahira and 6ato
Of the Opposition whirlins American girls,
whose heads Just topped their sho ulders to
the tune Of the Tenth Artillery band.
While Mr.. Witte watched the dancing
the band played tune he liked. He ap-
plauded and asked: what tune was that?H
Peggy O'Gndy,' some one answered.
u wish they would play It again" said
witts. The Russian secretary translated
this to the bandmas ter. Who ordered two
snoores for Mr.. Whites benefit.