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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
SEABOARD
AIR LINE RAILWAY
Short Line to Principal Cities of the
South and SouthW est, Florida,
Cuba, Texas and Mexico
Schedule In Effect April 17th. 1904

Schedule in Effect April 18th, 1904.
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND-MAIN ST.
sTATION-r..,LY.
2:N .. m.-"SEABOARD MAIL" composed
of latest improved day coaches, Pullman
Sleeper, Pullman ParIor Car and Cafe
Car. to Henderson, Raleigh, Southern
Pines, Hamlet, Pinehurst, A tlanta, Cam
den, Columbia, Savannah. jacksonville
st. Augustine and Tampa,
10 :35 p. m. -"SEABOARD EXPRESS" COM
posed or day coaches, Pullman Cars to
Atlanta. Jacksonville and Tampa. Cafe
Cars South of Hamlet. To Henderson
Raleigh, Southern Pines, Hamlet, Pine
hurst, Atlanta. Camden Columbia
Savannah, Jacksonville. st. Augustine,
Tampa, and Few Orleans.
9:lO a: m--Local for Norlna. Hamlet and
Charlotte.
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND-DAILY
6:85 a. m.-No. "a. from Florida. Atlanta and
the Southwest.
ass p m.-No. 60, from Florida, Atlanta and
the Southwest.
$50 p.m.-No. SO. from Norlina and Local
Points.
w. M TAYLOR,
City Ticket Agent
III. g. Lizard, Dis. Pass. AVt
mo. $50 e. Main St., Richmond, va
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
Explained.

The Office Boy tat mpcheon)-I won
der how doughnuts ever come ter be
called "sinkers?"
The Messenger Boy (disdainfully)-
Yer bright Sherlock, youse are! Soy.
did yer ever notice de family resem-
olance between a Goughnut and a life
preserVer Puck.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07

was going on the fighting should cease.
was in company G. of the Seventy
seventh New York, one that had been re-
cruited from the young men of Saratoga
Springs. We had in our company lad
named Tommi Matthews. This lad
knew that an older brother OF his. John
by name, was fighting in the ranks OF
the confederacy. John had left Saratoga.
his native town, when a child. to go and
live with his aunt down in Macon Ca.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
BROTHERS ODDLY MEET.
Two New York Boys Who Fought on
Opposite Sides in the
Civil War.

During the civil war, while the feder-
ais were lined up on one side of the Rap
pahannock, and the confederates on the
other, In an interval of fighting there was
some trading of tobacco for newspapers. I"
said G. r. Upton. in the Washington
Star.
The Yanks and the Johnnies would
alternately cross for the purpose Of such
barter, and there was no breach of the
understanding that while the trading
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
Named Tt.

Have you got that sequel to Robin
son Crusoe, just published?" inquired
young woman recently at a leading
book store in Chicago.
Sequel to Robinson Crusoe?" said
the man, puzzled.
"Yes-let me see what is it called,
oh, yes, Black Friday"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
Perilous Records

L suppose statesman must give a
great deal of attention to books" said
the novice
We'll" answered Senator Sorghum.
he has to keep check book. But it
Is just as well for him to be a little
careful about what he puts down in
his ledger. Washington Star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
Norfolk and Western r. r.
LEAVE RICHMOND DAuy1 RyRS
STREET STATTON

SIREET STATION.
s;oo A; m. NORFOLK LIMITED. Arrive. q.
Morfodk IL 40 4. NJ. Stops only at PeeT.;,1rs'
Waverly and Suffolk. q
CO. sO9 Am. SBICAGo EXPREsS Buffet Parlor
gar Petersburg to LynchturR AMI Ro.nskn
pI Tama M sieoIer Roanoke 10 CoIu mbus and
SIucceM u Cinttnnati: siso Roaoke To
KNOXVILLE. and Knoxville to Chattanoors. and
Memphis. oss- ~no
r 10y o. m. Roanoke Express for Fsrmvine,
SpP m, Ocean ShoryL. matted Arrives Nor
loi , o. ~ Z. M. Stops orlyi Petersburg wav.
erIy ana Suffolk. Coraecsu with Steamers 20
S1 ssSi trovidence, MY York. Baltimore and
$3.50 P. m, for Nor,lks sd all stations east
or Petersburg. 0'''
e:oSf M NEW ORLEANS SHORT LINE Pull
man sleeper Richmond to Lynchbur1 Petera
pnrg TO Roanoke; Ly nchburg to Oh attanooea.
Eu9mphis and New Orleans. Cafe Dining Car
Trains arrives from the west rs a M
P; M and $3.50 p. m, from Norfolk IL 10 A. m
IL ;S2 M a. M and so ID, IN.
- Office Ng S3S East Main Street.
w. B. BEVILIA O. ri ROSi LEV
"en' Z ass ARs DIV. Pass Agent.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
PROMISING

Proud Father-Yes, my son is going
to be financial success all right.
Friend-What makes you so sure of
Il?
Because he's only nine months old,
and he has already learned to yell
'more!' detroit Free Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
Our Great wheat cron

Six hundred and thirty-seven million
bushels of wheat is our average wheat
crop. One-fifth the whole worlds ont
put; enough wheat, made into bread to
provide one and one-third loaves for
every lnhaDitant Of the United States
daily for year; enough wheat. made
lnto ioaves foot long. to girdle the
earth.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
the hunters an opportunity of discharg-

the hunters an opportunity of discharg-
ing bullets.
They pursued the animals and made
them swim across beel. 1t is a matter
OF regret that the brave hunters failed
TO hit the animals while they were
struggling in the water, although a good
number of shots were fired.
The tigers got to the other side of the
beel without encountering further OPP
position and fell upon the said Nidan
Patni, who was grazing cattle near his
house, and killed him on the spot.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
THE BEST NEST BOX.
It Should Be Movable So as to Be
Easily Taken Out for Fumi-
eating Purposes.

I have tried various kinds of nest
ing accommodations from the impro-
vised soap box nailed up in the corner
to the more elaborate tier OF compart-
ments where the hen goes into a semi
dark alley and retires to a private
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07

DEAESg'
he paused moment, then partially re-
tracing his steps he said:
May Oi sphake a wurd, captain
dear?"
Most assuredly you may" replied the
captain.
An yell not be the layst bit angry
wild me for the sphakin' of it," contin-
ued Duffy.
mot in the least" complacentIy re-
turned his superior
Thin it's the trut' OF mustn't be
sphakin' at lasht," added the humble
private, with just the merest hint of a
smile lighting his bronzed face; there
do be two liars of US here, captain, and
Dime one of thin; Oh wor niver married
in me loife!'-N. Y. Times.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
OLD DOMINION STEAM.
SHIP COMPANY.
Night Line for Norfolk

Might Line Tor Norfolk.
Leave Richmond daily at 7 p.
m, stopping at Newport
News In both directions.
Fare, 100 one way. 81 90 round trim.
1ncludes staSeroom. berth: meals, Boots.
Street cars TO Steamers Wharf.
For New York by O. s. o. Railway
300 a. m, 4 p. m. a. IN. and Sp m
by N. % w. Railway; ais, by Old
Dominion night line steamer. Ali lines
connect at Norfolk with direct steamers
Ior New York, sailing daily except
K. F. oHALKLER, City Ticket Agt.
JOHN f. MAYER. Agt. Wharf Foo,
OF Ash ST., Richmond, Va.
"a: q: WALKER, Y.-P. s. T. NJ, New
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
More to BE Dreaded

Father (who has been called upon in
the city and asked for his daughters
hand)-Louise, do you know what a SOL
emn thing it is to be married?
Louise-Oh, yes, pa, but it is a good
deal more solemn being single.-Judy.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
A Bit Mixed

Artist (showing his picture) How
do you like the style?
She lin confusion) THE stile? Is it
a country scene, then? | thought it was
a seascApe.-Ally Sloper.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07

Office Boy Ito ditor)-There's LADY
outside, sir, with some poetry.
Editor-How old is she?
Bout H."
''Show her in.H-Smith's Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07

pooth TO DO ner days duty.
had seen somewhere that the hen did
not like to lay in public and that this
KIND OF an arrangement would increase
the egg yield Considerable experience
since then has taught me that all nest
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07

If we labeled our troubles by their
right names they would not look so
like strangers when they turn up
again.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Effective Nov. 9th, 1904.

TRANS LEAVE RICHMOND.
ZOO a. m.-Daily. Local for Charlotte.
IL 80 y. m.-Daily. Limited, Buffet Pullman
l TO Atlanta and 'mingham, New Orleans,
Memphis, ChattaI oga and all the South
900 p. MEX. ouAI ~, keysville
ii 30 p. m.-Daily. limited; Pullman ready
80 p. m, for all { he South.
YORK 8IVEH LINE
The favorite to route Baltim ore and eastern
cept Sunday.
West Point
West Point.
4;2O p. m:-Except Sunday. For West Point,
river landings.
Steamers cali at Clay Bank and Yorktown,
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and at
gloucester Point and Almond, Tuesdays,
Thursdays and saturdays
TRAlNS ARRIVE RICHMOND.
o;oS a. m. ana ~ p. M From all the South.
S;5oP M From Charlotte and Durham.
3 ~ a. m From Keysville
;25 a. m.-Baltimore and West Point
o :45 a. m From West Point.
BIO p. m.-From West Point
SH.HARDWICR, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
ID; "; ACkERT, GIN w. 81. TAYLoE, G. p A.
y. W. WEsTBURY. d. p. A. Richmond. Va.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07
ALPHEUS SCOTT,
CHURCH HILL
FUNERAL DIPECT0p

FUNERAL DIRECTOR
-. AND E1BALMER,
E~ Open Day and Night. Office and
Ware rooms 5000 p ST., Church Hill.
Orders BY Telegraph and Telephone
promptly attended to. All business con-
fdentlnl. Old Phone No. 5ISS.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-01-07

Thanksgiving day is kept indeed
IN whatso we share with another's need
Not what we give, but what we share
For the gift without TIE giver is bare:
Who gives himself with his aims feeds
three
Himself. his hungering neighbor, and Me-.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

Washington Tipping has been re-
cognized as valid custom in an or
der approved by the new Secretary OF
the Navy. The order establishes a
standard OF allowances for the ex-
penses OF those officers OF the navy
travelling on official business who are
not entitled to mileage.
Tips on trains up to so cents a day,
will be allowed, and the same at ho-
tells. Hotel bills up to SIS and single
meals at $3.50 are other allowances
sanctioned for officers travelling in the
United States.
Officers travelling outside of tho
United States can give tips at hotels
up to 81 per day. pay 81 per day for
steamer chairs. IS q day for hotel
bills, and s16o for single meals.
The order has been held back for
some time. owing to the objection that
It win lead all officers to make their
expense accounts come up to the max
imum the Government will allow.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
THOSE HORRID MEN.

'sWhy these dolaful dumps?" asked
the girl in the new brown coat. She
had found Isobel curled up on her
couch ami showing melancholy Wis
age.
ooh, nothing" returned Isobel, with
assumed Indifference. only my
brother" she added. and stopped.
"Well?"
"Well, Brother Bob came home
from college and my ideals toppled
over. He slams about the house sing
ing an awful bass way off the key
and he cutters his room with punch
ing bags and smelly pipes, and-and
looks horribly unromantic In his shirt
sleeves.
"A GIRL" continued Isobel. expects
her father to love his Oldest slippers
and prefer the stock reports to a con-
cert. But It's terrible shock to
wake up to the fact that young men
are mere humans-not at ali like the
lovely creatures who feed US ices and
compliments at a cotillon and tender
ly help US in and out OF automobiles.
Still, could stand the establishment
of my own brother II 1t weren't for
the fact that he's torn the halos OF all
other men,"
1T is a case of the. other girps
brother. after ALL" declared the caller,
triumphantly.
well. yes. That is. of course, no
particular girls brother-just broth
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
BAL7IMORE& OHIOR. x.
TO
WASHINGTON,
Account Inauguration of
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT.
VERY LOW RATES.

From points 100 miles~vo or less from
Washington, tickets will be sold at
one and one-third faira for the round
trip. goodsgoingiMarch .8rd and 4th
and returning, good leaving WASH
ington until March Sth, 1905,
inclusive.
From points more than 100 miles
from Washington, east of Ohio river,
tickets will be sold at one fare, plus
25 cents. for,the round trip, good GO
ing March.2nd. Bird and 4th, and re-
turning, good leaving Washington
until March Sth, 1905, Inclusive.
By depositing tickets with joint
agent at Washington not later than
March 9Th, and on payment OF fee OF
81. 90 at time of deposit, an extension
of final return limit will be granted to
leave Washington not later than
March 18th. 1905, inclusive,
For additional information call on
Ticket Agents Baltimore & Ohio Rail.
road. 2S-td
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

All efforts have faild to find better re
medy for coughs. colds and lung troubles
than Foey's Honey and Tar. 1t stops
the cough, heals the lungs and prevents
serious results from cold.J: N. Patter ::
son. Nashua, Iowa writes; Last winter
had bad cold on my lungs and tried
at least half dozen advertised cough
medicines and had treatment from two
physicians without getting any beniht
A friend recommended Foley's Honey
and Tar and two thirds of bottle cured
me. consider 1t the greatest cough and
lung medicine in the world" W
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
Entire Wheat Bread.

TO two cupfuls OF scalding hot milk
add one-third cupfui of molasses and
one teaspoonful of salt; let COOL then
add one yeast cake dissolved in q lit
tie cold water or tepid water; add four
and three-fourth cupfuls Of entire
wheat -four; beat well; cover closely
and let rise until double bulk; beat
again; turn into creased pans, filing
them half full; let rise two hours and
bake in a hot oven one hour.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
PUBLIC SALES.
Hk7H5H5O NaxkMH

PUBLIC SALES.
March Q. Thursdav-C e Ridgeway
valuable stock and farming imple-
ments.
February IA. Tuesday-Isaac Malatt
valuable stock and farming imple-
ments at his home NJ He ges
vile.
February Is. Wednesday-R I Hoff-
man valuable stock and farming
implements at his home on Hawk
farm miles.
February 90. Wednesdays w Riser
stock, farming implements, &c.,
at his home near Riley's Ford.
February "a. Frlday-P E Huffman
valuable stock and farming im-
plements at his home on the Mar
shall farm u miles northeast of
Bedington.
February 81. Monday 2 Linton
valuable stock and farming i'm
plements at the late home of John
M. Lenton, near Smiths school
house.
March 1. Wednesday-John H Brown
valuable stock and implements at
his home on the Vanmetre farm in
rear of old fair ground.
March 4. Saturday-Cyrus H Herbert
stock and farming implements at
his home on the Utz place.
March 10. Frlday-Mr Charles Pitzer
valuable stock and farming i'm
plements at his home near Arden.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
A Menace 10 Health

Kidney trouble is an insidl anger
end many people al victims OF serious
malady before the syp oms are recognized
Foley's Kidney Cure corrects irregulaId
tiles and strengthens and builds mp the
Sidleys an it should be taken at III frs.
indication Of kidney trouble. as it is in
possible 10 have good health If the kid
neys are deranged. W
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

often caused by sores. ulcers and c n
Scers, that eat cat away your skin. VIM
Bedell, OF Flat Reck, Mich says have
used Bucklen's Arnica Salve. for Ulcers
ores and Cancers. tits the best heal
ng dressing ever found" 2sc at f. {
Shepherds drug store: guaranteed. W
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
PiratinglFo,ey's II oney and Tar.

Foley & Co, Chicago originated Honey
and Tar as throat and lung trouble re-
medy and on account Of the great merit
and popularity of Foley's Honey and Tar
many limitations are offered for the gen
uine. Ask for Foley's Honey ahd Tar
and refuse any substitute offered as no
other preparation will give the satisfac.
ton. 1t is mildly laxative: 1t contains
no opiates and is safest for children and
delicate persons. W
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
1900 ..cres near Horton and whit.

I5UU 'scrFs near Horton and Whit
mer, Raaiolph county. West vir-
ginia, Well watered, in fine condi-
ton and good Improvements, Seve-
raj hundredsacres.of valuable timber
For particulars, terms, &c. address,
Mrs NJ KsPrice, Borden, Shenandoah
Co, Va, or MIR NJ A lrice, Whitmer,
West Virginia 7-4t-H
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

]; D. Runyan, Of Butlerville. o., laid
the peculiar disappearance Of his painful
symptoms. of indigestion and biiousnes.
to DIR. Kings New Life Pills. He says
"They are perfect remendy, for dezz
ness, sour stomach. and headache, consti
patton, ect." Guarante. at f c Shep
herds drug store, price a5c,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

Ore 200 acre farm.with new 7 room
house, stable.Fand out buildings, good
orchard Price $500.
2.11-tf. See s. s. Felker.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

Silence may be golden, but a lot OF
talk savors of brass.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

One new double house on Boom.
rents for $500 per year. for sale cheap.
2-il-tf See 8. s. Felker.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

A man who worries about the short
comings OF others needs watching. .
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

A horse usually acts up when yos
are trying to sell him.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

Highest cash price paid for wool,
Blondel building, Luther Miller's old
stand.
Grav. Silver.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11
F,., sALE.

One raw room honse on Bovd ave-
nue., very deisrshle hcuse for | (;
cheap.
gil If. See S S. ne K r
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

A good many trains Of thought are
unable to get of the side-track.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1905-02-11

Feed International Poultry Food
and get plenty of eggs. Sold.oy
F. Il. Boley & Bro
The statesman., 1905-07-28
GRAND JUNCTION, COLO.

Miss Ida Anderson and mother of
Denver are visiting Mrs. Esther Luun.
The Citizens Club went on fishing
trip up Candy Creek Saturday to be
gone ten days.
Messrs. Allen and Cant gave a
coaching party for Miss Ida Ander-
son. Among places Of interest that
were visited was the Indian school.
The La Comas Club entertained
Wednesday evening of last week at
the residence of Mr.. and Mrs. j. Il
Newman, in honor of Mrs. Harrison
Smith and Miss Anderson of Denver.
1t also entertained for them at its
first annual hayrick party the first Of
the week.
The coming reservation to take
place on the first will bring many
strangers to our little city and the
two social ulubs, The Citizens and
the La Comas Clubs, recently organ
lied for the entertainment of strang-
ers. would be pleased to have the
names of those who contemplate co m
ing. w. Sheldon, on Main Street be-
tween Third and Fourth, who is pres
ident of the Citizens Club will re-
ceive information, end sE. G. Lunn
for the La Comas Club.
The statesman., 1905-07-28
MANITOU NEWS,

Misses Alberta and Ida May Groves
of Kansas City are guests Of Mrs.
Louisa Groves.
A number of Manitouites attended
tie trolley party given by St. Johns
choir 10 Strattan Park, last Thursday
evening.
John Smith has been declared in
sane and removed to the county Jail
at Colorado Springs.
Miss Dora Morgan left last week
for her home in Jacksonville, I'll.
This popular paper will be sent to
her address.
The debate between Tanner Lyce
um and Grant Literary Society Of
Colorado Springs was decided tie.
Oscar Rand Of Cripple Creek is
shaking hands with friends here.
The latest arrivals are R. Bryant,
Omaha, Nebr., Arthur Burnes, st.
Joe. No, w. T. White, Kansas City,
Misses Edith MiIlen, Gertrude Mich
OILS and DR.. Coffey Of Denver.
The statesman., 1905-07-28
ALBUQUERQUE, n. NJ.

Mrs. Jordan Trimble is recovering
from recent spell Of typhoid.
Green Watson, the jailor is spend
ing few DAYS In the nearby noun.
tains.
Louis Anderson Of Los Angeles, ar
rived Tuesday and after two days
stay left for Madrid where he will
join his brother.
Mr.. and Mrs. E n. Reynolds have
two lots in Perea addition and have
begun the erection OF home.
Mt. Olive Baptist Church was in
corporated this week under the laws
OF the state for term of 49 yeasr.
". 7. Thornton, the expert clean
er, has purchased the only steam car
pet cleaning establishment in the ci-
ty.
Presiding Elder Watson held quar-
t,rly meeting services last Sunday
aud left Tuesday for Phoenix. The
church is preparing for celebration
on the 4th. The Sunday School gave
q picnic Thursday Of last week under
direction of the superintendent, Rev.
Jones. Many of the older folk took
advantage of this for days outing
and it made the occasion pleasant
one.
The Young men should avoid as
much as possible newspaper notoriery
or social scandal. Some day you may
desire to rise in this world and these
reports will do you no good. Few
people are particularly anxious to
have such character to represent
them in any capacity. We advise you
TO be continually on your guard dur
during the days of your youth that
you may not be ashamed Of your past
record.
The statesman., 1905-07-28
Left Fortune to Poor.

Or. Tillaux Of Paris. whose death
was recently announced, has bequeath
ed half million francs to a fund for
providing old age pensions for work.
men. DR. Tillaux was one of the
most eminent surgeons in France ard
was for many years president Of the
Academy of Medicine. He rendered
much valuable service to the poor as
chief surgeon of the charity hospital.
where he was greatly beloved by all
tho patients.
The statesman., 1905-07-28

The fellow who makes fool oil
himself is seldom satisfied unless he
works overtime at the job.
Eyen when poverty pinches, some
people Insist upon adding to their mis-
cry by wearing tight shoes
Most women have sneaking con
yiction that their love letters could be
twisted into a successful novel.
The statesman., 1905-07-28
Seeking a 5rlbe.

Mamma" said five.year-old Harry
I'm make a bargain with you"
What kind of a bargaln7" she
asked
IF you'll give me penny every
day to buy candy with" replied the
youthful diplomat, I'll not tell any one
that you have store teeth"
The statesman., 1905-07-28
COLORADO'S GREATEST RACE PAPER
News from all parts Of the West.

Mesdames Stone and Barber have
returned from Denver. While there
they attended the marriage of Mrs.
Julia Manuel and j. E. Brown.
The statesman., 1905-07-28

The girl VINO marrles in haste !,
sometimes obliged to walk home.
A man must have sublime faith ro
bvy a bottle Of hair restorer from +
bsld-headed barber
Come women wouldn't be satisne1
In heaven without bursisr-D5oof vaults
In which to lock up thsr hnlo..
The statesman., 1905-07-28
AN OLD BACHELOR SAYS THAT

The front parlor is tho most popu.
lar court room.
Courtship may be bliss, but matri,
mony sometimes blisters.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-28

John G.. johnson was a business
visitor here Monday from Bridge
M. D. Post. of Grafton, was in
the city Monday on legal business.
Walter Lowe was here from
lShinnston Monday.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-28

DIR. A. NJ. Jarrett, the we'll known
dentist, was here Monday from Graf.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-28
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

Mayor P. IT. Shields returned
Monday morning from Atlantic
City.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-08-28

SWEET MELODY FLOUR
n. Baker went to Parkersbr
Monday