The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-28
With the Long Bolu
Eye natures walks. shoot folly as It flies"
Strange Antics in an Old Used by Editor Wood Of
Steele N. D.. for Printing Office
Eye NATURES walks, shO

EDITOR WOOD Of Steele N. D., is having church he
l. purchased for printing office remodeled Mr. Wood
first climbed up with handsaw and removed the spre 1t
fell point down. and remains sticking IN the pralrle he
will it for hitchng post
By ingenious arrangement OF and pedals ne mas
turned organ into typesetng machine Strange as it
may SEEM slipped the other day when he was setting
an editorial ETarf Revision and the Organthaler tore
off section of co. Why Should the Spirit Of Mortal Be
Proud9" ending with ''Let Every Creature Join fright
ening the printer badly.
The pulpit is now for the copy cutters desk On
leaving the desk with take Of copy the other day, Slug
forgot himself and started to take up collection.
Overly, Of the towns the $780, already has
four banks and looking trying collect brass
band This would seem to be Overly much
North Dakota papers are geeful because estimabe
lady named Trap fell the other day and married
who glad of it. girl named Trap at great disad
vantage these matters because the okers always tell
ing anyone who goes with her that she is set. ~
correspondent who signs his ''Senex, but who
gives other hint Of his identity, writes follows:
at 81 oS o fp gs do a3Se
day noticed my neighbors little girl aged about 49, should
the trip home noticed she looked at with respect as
due the ago. and it was blow to grandpa
where when he walks and him to look with deep sadness
his teeth they drop .S out by one Tho as +
big California redwoods the milky of the alleged
no e to be UPON in the bony Of
in the paror chamber closet with the picture frames
Your ever youthful but somewhat crealzy FRIEND
This is problem like that Of irresistible body meet
Ing an mmovabe body in space irresistible youth running
inevitable age Will old gentleman who has solved
1t kindly write partculars9
Railroad the Great Northern Crookston are
telling little story about the gasoene engine and the water
tank house. The engine watched for the engineer to
out and when he did so, took occasion to explode with
b that might have been heard for several rods making
the house look like the cusard pie by the fat
at the picnic.
The engineer was at once called carpet by his
superior, named Mills, who child him for not being
present when the explosion pulled off, The culprt
monstrated, saying that he might have been killed.
"That makes difference replied the superior, 'the
Great Northern wants the spot to tell how things
occur To this Of strict construction the pper
piled:
"Dead tell tales ~"*
Nine de Thebes who predicted the Paris charity baza1
fire and President CARROTS assassination, has fixed up
bunch of trouble for 1906 Madame pleasantly gay
that 1906 will be wild year, full of strange extrava
CANT, ncomprehensibe and astonishing 1nadnesses Sh
predicts that Germany will be threatened with general sas
early in the year; that South America is to be torn will
upheavals that unconquerabe epidemic to sweep h
country that Belgium will play curious part in the trans
formation Of Europe; that the attention Of the world will
be cenered Turkey and the east, and that Their
will be serious losses to the art world.
How refreshing would be if of these people VIII
read the future like open book would somethin
pleasant sometimes and tell about it,
~=. 49,
We by the mistakes of loving friends
keep out Of the ruts Bxby tells of who greeted hi
friends every morning with the expression that it "
ne large day. It sounded funny at first, but when
peated the 781s time, it went against the grain The
who meets you the hundredth time and asks Chow
things9' elbow they coming?' also becomes drai
the nervous energy of the world. We all know the M
foryou9'' genius and feebly squeak an
gbber at his intellectual touchdown in territory Ru
easy get nto but stand them better in ou
selves than in other people. T.. .. A j. R.