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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

and he had dozen witnesses to prove
every item. Dad paid it, but we are
going there once more with a keg Of
dynamite for that doctor But dad
thinks he got the worth of his money.
"You remember before he went away
he thought the doctors who operated
on him for that 'pendicitus left a
monkey wrench in him when sney
sewed him up. Well, after he began
to drink that water he found iron
rust on the towels when he took a
bath. and he believes the monkey
wrench was sweat out Of him. Say. does
your dog like candy?"
20, yes, he eats a little.' said the
groceryman. and the boy tossed a
piece of candy such as he gave the
king of Spain, with cayenne pepper in
it, to the dog, which swallowed it
whole. and the old man said: Now,
suppose your father is cured, you will
all stay at home for awhile, and set
tie down to decent citizenship, and
take an active part in the affairs OF
your city and state? Gee. but what
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12
Best in the World.


Cream, Ark, Oct, 9th Especial After
Baczache and Kidney Complaint, Mr.. w.
Ii. Smith, of this place. is a well man
again, and those who have watched his
return to health unhesitatingly give all
the credit to Dodd's Kidney Pills. In an
Interview regarding his cure, Mr.. Smith
says:
II had been low for eighteen months
with my back and kidneys, and also
Of, and nothing seemed to do me any
good till friend of mine got me to send
for Dodd's Kidney Pills. find that they
are the greatest medicine in the world,
for now l am able to work and am in fact
as stout and strong as before took sick"
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure the Kidneys.
Cured Kidneys cleanse the blood of all
impurities Pure blood means good health.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12
you HAVE NO RIGHT
10 Suffer from Constipation, Bowel
and Stomach Trouble.
|, What 10 the bao;nn;no If s;c,,n...,

Q. What is the beginning of sickness!
A. Constipation.
q. What is Constipation?
A. Failure of the bowels to carry off
the waste matter which lies in the ali
nentary canal where it decays and poi
sens the entire system. Eventually the
results are death under the name of soma
other disease. Note the deaths from ty-
Phoid fever and appendicitis, stomach and
bowel trouble at the present time.
U. What causes Constipation?
A. Neglect to respond to the call of
Nature promptly. Lack of exercise. Elk.
cessive brain work. Mental emotion and
Q. What are the results of neglected
Constipation!
A. Constipation causes more suffering
than any other disease. 1t causes rheuma-
tIsm, colds, fevers, stomach, bowel, kid
ney, lung and heart troubles, etc. 1t is
the one disease that starts all others. In
digest ion, dyspepsia, diarrhea, loss of
sleep and strength are its symptoms
piles, appendicitis, and fstula, are caused
by Constipation. Its consequences are
known to all physicians, but few suf-
ferers realize their condition until it is
too late. Women become confirmed in
yalids as result of Constipation.
O. Do physicians recognize this!
A. Yes. The first question your doctor
ASK you is 'are you constipated? That
is the eecret.
@. Can it be cured?
A. Yes, with proper treatment. The
common error is to resort to physics, such
as pills, salts, mineral water, castor oil, in
jections, etc., every one of which is in
furious. They weaken and increase the
malady. You know this by your own ex-
perience.
0. What then should be done to cure it =?
A. Get a bottle of Mulls Grape Tonic
at once. MulPs Grape Tonic will posi-
lively cure Constipation and Stomach trou-
BILE in the shortest space of time. No
other remedy has been known to cure
Constipation positively and permanently.
O. What is MulPs Grape Tonic?
A. 1t is Compound containing 40 per
cent of the juice of Concord grapes. 1t ex-
erts a strengthening, healing influence
upon the intestines, so that they can do
their work unaided. The process is grad
ual but sure 1t is not a physic. 1T IS
unlike anything else you have ever used,
but it cures Constipation, dysentery, storn-
ach and bowel trouble. Having a rich.
fruity grape flavor, it is pleasant to take.
AS a tonic it is unequaled, lnsurlng the
system against diseases. 1t strengthens and
builds up waste tissue.
o. Where can Mulls Grape Tonic be
had?
A. Your druggist sells it. The dollar
bottle contains nearly three times the 50-
cent size.
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers. A Free Bottle to all who have
never used it, because we know it will
cure you.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12
Sentimental.

"She was a woman" said the poetical
boarder, whose beauty turned mems hearts
to fire" =,
And their necks to rubber, 1 suppose"
added the prosy old bachelor.-Chicago
Daily News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

of New York, also
trustee of the Sol
diers' Home at Bath,
N. Y, writes:
G en- / G IA en-: A S
many of my friends
have used Doan's Kid
ney Pills and have
been cured of kidney
and bladder troubles,
I feel it my duty to
recommend the medi-
cine From persona
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12
The NorwegianR

There are practically no illiterates
in Norway The men are perhaps the
finest in the world physically. Army
service is universal; only 2.3 per cent.
of youths are rejected for physical de-
fects.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

experience I know Doan's Kidney Pills
will cure Inflammation of the bladder,
having experienced relief the second
day of using the medicine.
tSigned) J. A. GOULDEN.
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Eoster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

Isn't it awful when a woman keeps fix
ing her back hair at the theater and then
when the performance is over to ind that sne
ome!-Ceveland Leader.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

There would be fewer failures in the
business world if there were fewer men
ready to drop their business on the smallest
provocation and discuss such questions as
who was the father of the American navy.
-Somerville journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12
Loss and Gain.

"Did your husband find that golf i'm
proved his health!"
Eyes. 1t improved his health. But un-'
less he learns to play better it will spoil his
disposition WASHINGTON Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

The western farmer who cannot move
his crops does not despair. He keeps
his crops at home and feeds them to
The hogs. Then he moves the hogs
Philadelphia Inquirer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12
At the Wedding.

eyes, the girl was from Boston, and the
man was from Battle Creek
what of it."
"Why. as a delicate tribute, instead of
throwing rice, we threw beans and break
fast food Chicago Sun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

A casual perusal of current literature
will indicate that one need not be log
zeal in order to be soeiological.-Puc
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

From time imsacs
mortal the duties OF
woman as wife and
mother have been dis
cussed and outlined
principally by the other
sex, and much gratu-
itn11s advice has been
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

] am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago-Mrs. Thos
Robbins Norwich, n. Y. Feb. II. 1900.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

The man who doesn't have his name
ON his umbrella often finds that he hasn't
en- umbrella to his name.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

The half that doesn't know how the other
half lives generally suspects it is on borrowed
money.-Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12
CONGRESSMAN GoULDEN.
Finds Quick Relief from Bladder Troubles
Through Doan's Kidney Pills.

Hon. Joseph A. Goulden, member of
Congress representing the 18th District
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

1874 FREE BOTTLE 10145
Send this coupon with your name and
address and druggists name, for free bottle
Of MulIs Grape Tonic for Stomach and
Bowels to
MUI1's GRAPE Tonic Co, 147 Third Ave,
Rock Island, Ill.
Gtve Full Address and Write Plainly.
The 81 90 bottle contains nearly three times
the SOC size. At drug stores.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

So many of rs are anxious to do away
with vices-in our neghbors.-Chicago Daliy
News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

The genuine has a date and number
stamped on the label-take no other from
your druggist.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

The Bad Boys Return Home-Ee
Treats His Uncle to a Turkish
Cigarette-He Meets the New Dog
and Feeds Him Cayenne Pepper
The Grocerman Eats q Bottle Of
Horseradish.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

The 7lllI OF the company, California Fig
Is printed the front of every package OF tn
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-10-12

maps. Say, that dog acts as though
the mcuthful he took out of my pants
under the counter didn't agree with
him." added the boy, as the dog
rolled over and tried to stand on his
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-03-07

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Ladies' spring Twled
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Anniversary Week each only SITS,
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Anniversary Price $l2.05.
Ladies $3.50 Goats $3.50.
Ladies 5000 Goats $3.50.
Ladies' skirts quality, black
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Marked especially this
Anniversary Price $l2.45.
80 skirts made silk finished Sician
bargain
price Of 1850.
Anniversary Price $l3.7s
$1,000 Skirts $3.50
800 Skirts $4.3S
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
MAKES NEW RECORD.
Martin Sheridan Thr oWs the Discus
 138 Feet 3 Inches.

New York, October 15.-Martin Sheridan of the Irish-American Athletic club, all- round champion of America beat all rec ords at throwing the discus today and made a new worlds record of 13S feet 8 inches. This throw was made at the game of the Irish-American Athletic club at Celtic park, Long Island City, and was witnessed by over 1000 spectators. Sheridan beat his best previous record of 133 feet 111a inches twice, his finest throw being 135 feet inch, and on his third at tempt he made the longer distance.
 One of the features of the game was the appearance of J. w. Morton of the South London Harriers, Englands cham pion sprinter He failed to qualify in the 100-yard handicap from scratch as he finished third in his trial, and winners only qualified. There was a special handi- cap dash at 120 yards, in which he also started from scratch, the handicaps being limited to five feet. The British runner won this event in twelve seconds. Lawson Robertson of the IrishAmerican athletic club, to whom he was conceding three feet, was defeated by two yards.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
Louis James.

It Is refreshing to welcome the revival of "Virginius" by Louis James, who will play at the Jefferson tonight.
 So long as MT James graces the stage with his presence the finer traditions oi the drama need not fear obliteration, for in him the classic drama seems to have perennial champion, who with assurity and success vaults from "Virgnius' to "Ingomar' or "Richelieu."
 MT. James "Virginius' s said to be his most successful characterization, a state ment that is most pertinent when remem- brance drifts back to his performance of Pope, in "Franciseo De Remino," with Lawrence Barrett, or his Ohelo to Ed win Booths Iago
 The supporting company, headed by Norman Hackett Is said to be especially competent. and the scenic embellishments. costumes and accessories, all that could be desired
 The engagement of MT. James at the Jefferson theatre Is for two nights and matinee, commencing tonight. The bill at the opening performance will be "Vir- ginus." Tomorrow at the matinee lingo mar" will be done, and tomorrow night the engagement will close with "Riche- lieu"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
ARMOUR IN GEORGIA.
Will Be Turned Over to Birmingham
 Officials Later.

Chattanooge. October 15.-(Special)- J. Harrison Armour, the noted convict who was captured here several weeks ago and who is wanted in Birmingham, Ca toosa county Georgia, and elsewhere, has been turned over to the sheriff of the Georgia county where he is wanted on a number of serious charges Armour, 1t is said, threatened a large number of people in North Georgia because they told the officers where he was hiding soon af- ter he escaped from Birmingham, where he was wanted on the charge of murder. It is said that Harrison Armour, in com pany with his brother. Alex Armour, who R. now serving a life sentence on the fs eage of murder in the Tennessee peni- char A,y. roamed over different sections tentiaYst,h Georgia where they had the Of NorsTe state of nervous excitement natives iI, sa
 all the time. ~emour was captured here
 Harrison Arrngo in a most novel man. several weeks ad his revolver on a side her. He dronne a bullet taking effect in walk one night is arrested on the charge his leg He wncealed weapons and after of carving con, was discovered that he being in jail i9Armour' who was wanted was Harrison Ain the charge ot murder at Birmingham tsoNer to the Blrmingham He will be turned the GeorSla authorl- officials as soon as Nf hlnl
 Opt
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
TO PLAY FOOTBALL
 THIS AFTERNOON
HOWARD COLLEGE AND AGRlCUL- TURAL COLLEGE AT WETuMP- kA WILL PLAY AT WEST END. HOWARD EXPECTS TO WIN.

When the pigskin is sent sailing into the ar at West End park this afternoon the football season in Birmingham will be formally inaugurated. The event will be between Howard college of East Lake and the Wetumpka Agricultural college eleven, which will arrive on a special coach this morning. The gridron is ex- pected to be thoroughly dry by the time the first kickoff is made and all indica- tlons point to a large and enthusiastic at tendance.
 Tt does not seem probable that Howard will have great deal of trouble in an- nexing the game" said Captain Stakely yesterday 'The team is considerably bet ter than 1t was a week ago."
 When the toss up is made this after noon the following eleven will march across the field to defend Towards goal: vaughn, center; Lafflter. right guard; Brooks, left guard Bue. right tackle; Adams, left tackle; Crenshaw, right end Sugg, left end; Jones, fullback; c. Buke, right halfback; Day, left halfback; Stake ly Ccaptain), quarterback.
 Every member Of the college, including the faculty, will be present to yell for the Crimson and Blue,' while it is un- derstood Wetumpka will have large fol- lowing. Arrangements have been made for the pretty girls of a number of local schools to attend and 1t is said the boys of the Agricultural college will have a bevy of pretty Wetumpka girls to hold up their end In that portion of the grand stand allotted to the fair sex.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
A Magazine for Business Men, Banks,
 Merchants Etc.

The November issue of Commerce, the new magazine published in Atlanta, promises to be of interest and service to all engaged in commercial pursuits but especially to the retail merchants of the south.
 This is one of the dollar magazines, and contains information, news and sugges- tions of benefit to the live merchant who wants ito know everything that is go- ing"
 It covers all lines, dry goods. millinery, shoes, hats, clothing, groceries, and will therefore interest not only the general merchant but also those dealing in a special line.
 To introduce the magazine to new readers, the Commerce Publishing com pany is offering to send Commerce" one year for half price, 50 cents, provided the subscription is received before No- vember.
 "Commerce" is to be congratulated upon having as manager, MT. St. Elmo Massengale, who is president of the largest advertising agency in the south.
 The advertising department will also he edited by MT Massengale. ss'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
FIRE IN CHICAGO.
Five Bremen Hurt In Blaze In Paint,
 Oil and Wallpaper Store.

Chicago, October 15.-Five firemen were injured, none fatally. and property valued at sl50,0o0 was destroyed by fire which today demolished the five-story brick building at 75 and T Lake street, which was occupied by Podrasnik, Klapperich & Co.,, wholesale dealers in paints, oils and wall paper.
 The fire Is supposed to have started from spontaneous combustion, and sever al explosions of paints and varnish oc- cured which for time threatened to spread the flames to the building occu- pied by the law department of the North western university. The firemen were injured by falling glass and flying splint- CTS caused by the explosions.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
WINS GETS BUSY.
Republican Candidate Addresses Open
 Letter to Mcclellan and Hearst.

New York. October 15.-In an open letter to George B. Mcclellan and William Ran dolph Hearst, given out at republican headquarters, William Twins, candidate for mayor outlines his policy if elected, which includes:
 Independence of all organizations and
 individuals: disregard of merely national party considerations in making appoint ments retirement from all private bus mess during his term; the requirement by the city of all lapsed or forfeited fran chises; the condemning by the legislature of all existing gas plants under the right of eminent domain; the city to take inn mediate possession; the construction of municipal lighting and power plant, and a revision of the system of public &C., counting.
 Mr. Wins letter closes with an invita- tion to the other candidates to meet him on a common platform to discuss these and other issues of the campaign.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
"Babes in ToyIand."

Babes in Toyland'' will be the attrac- tion at the Jefferson theatre next Thurs day matinee and night. There are so many songs in Babes in Toyland' that every taste is gratified Among the musical numbers which Victor Herbert wrote for this most pretentious effort is the Troy land March," There are many others. however. which charm everyone who hears them.
 The sale of seats will commence tomor- row morning.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
AUGUSTA GAMBLING
 HOUSES ARE RAIDED
Police Enter One Place Which Has Not Been Molested for
 Thirty Years.

Augusta, Ga, October 15.--Last night the police made a raid on every gambling room in Augusta, at every place finding a good game in progress. and taking the proprietor and players to headquarters.
 The rooms were stripped of the para phernalia, at one place property valued at S7000 being secured. One of the joints raided, which is situated over the Cafe Metropole, has been operated continuously for the last thirty years, and this is tho first time in history that the authorities have ever raided the place, and it was looked upon as safe.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
AERONAUTS SAIL
 FROM TUILLERIES
Endurance Contest Is Pulled Off for Benefit of Italian Earth
 quake Sufferers.

Paris, October 15-Aeronautic represent tatives of France. Belgium. Spain, Russia, Italy and England ascended this after ternoon from the Tuilleries gardens in the presence of an enormous crowd. The contest is to be an endurance one, and was organized for the benefit of the suf- ferers by the recent earthquakes in the province of Calabria. Italy.
 Fifteen balloons safely effected a start toward the German frontier during the prevalence of high wind The aeronauts will endeavor to beat the distance record of 541 miles, and prizes will also be given for the balloons remaining in the air forty-eight hours without replenishing their bags. The American, Frank Larmes, and four other entrants, abandoned the contest
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
Mason & Mason.

Mason and Mason, who are starring in the big musical comedy. Fritz and Snitz." and are supported by large com pany, will open a weeks engagement at the Bijou tonight The production is un- der the direction of the well known New York managers. Broadhurst and Currie. The organization Is said to consist of a cast of exceptional merit including clever farceurs and beautiful show girls, who contribute their share to a whirlwind of fun. It is said to be distinctly one of the big leading musical productions of the season. This company has been playing to crowded and enthusiastic houses in va rious cities. The large chorus offers some exceedingly clever musical numbers, which receive encores at every perform ance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
GOOD MORNING, AIN'1, IT
 CHILLY?

Not at all if you have a small'Gas Heater. Burned an hour in the morning, at nominal cost. it will take the chill out of the air and make the house cemforta ble. See the Birmingham Railway. Light and Power Company 1; they can tell you all about them. Phone 5, Exchange l8.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
e5 Btl lHTOuBh VILLA ..-
LAND GRAFTERS
Jury Fines Jones ansoNade.
 and Acquits |

Portland, Ore OctoberSion of the United ter midnight after a sesaed all day Satur- States court, which iasTenins, the jury in day and far into the eprt against Willard the United States co,presentative in the N. Jones. former reIddeus Potter, local state legislature, ThaZ.de, timber locater, attorney and Ira Wanding Jones and Pot returned verdict fpiracy to defraud the United States of { acquitted.
 main. Wade wasagainst the defendants
 The charge hey secured persons to set claimed that t,n the Sletz Indian reserva- tie on lands, ,estern Oregon, and to falsely tin. in vt they had occupied the lands, swear tha4a matter of fact the land was when as forIthe benefit of the defendants.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
NOTICED! !!

Special cars will bs ru l to the Fair Grounds every afternoon. beginning at 4 o'clock. They will bs mark. sd: "Fair Grounds" Birm- lngham Railway, Light & Power Go,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
Farmers In LauderdaIe Compete.

Florence, October 15.-tspecial.)-In the contest for the two-horse Florence wagon, offered by the Florence Wagon Works for the twelve largest ears of corn. A. P. DuIin of Cypress Inn, Tenn. was yester- day declared the winner. Henry Alex ander of Centre Star, this county. won
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16

second prize. set of wagon harness J. S. Brewer of Hines won the buggy offer ed for the largest pumpkin, his specimen weighing seventy-nine pounds. F. B. Reeder of Killen got second, set of buggy harness. The contest created great interest throughout the county, the speci- mems of corn submitted being magnificent.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
WANTED

20 Laborers, steady work, at $l. 10 DOT day and car fare. Apply Traffic Manager of Birmingham Railway Light & Power Company, 1900 lst Ave.
 Birmingham Railway Light & Power Company. Phone 20, Exchange l6.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
ADJUSTMENTS
AT THE JEFFERSON.

Tonight, tomorrow afternoon and tomorrow night-Louis James.
 Thursday afternoon and night Babes in Toyland.'
 Friday and Saturday nights. with with matinee Saturday afternoon "The Eternal City"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-16
Attendance at Portland Fair.

Portland, Ore, October 15-When the gates of the Lewis and Clark exposition closed at l o'clock this morning total attendance of 56960 for the day had been registered making the grand total for the entire fair period 2,545,5O9.