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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

DR.. X. Beerwad OF Berlin IL opposed
to the free drinking Of water 80 often
advised. lie says; Excessive water
drinking not only produces temporary
disturbance; 1t also creates direct or
ganic disorders. The heart and kid
neys are particularly affected by the
excess, and In these cases the vascular
system Is oyercharged and the heart
and kidneys overworked. Proof of such
n condition Is frequently seen In cases
Of slight injury A man who suffers
frequently from thirst bleeds easily,
and we may well consider that excess
I've thirst IL n sign that the amount
OF fluid In the body Is not kept within
bounds and that this condition must
be remedIed by opposing the feeling
OF thirst"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

Petrarch, the great Italian poet. who
lived from 1904 to 1874. met LAURA.
the golden haired French beauty, on
April o, 1927. In the Church OF st.
Clara, in Avignon, and fell at once
deeply and permanently In love with
her. She was then nineteen years old
and the wife OF Hughes dc Sade For
ten years Petrarch lived near her in
the papal city and met her frequently
In church and in society. II was then
that he sang the praises OF her charm
and loneliness I'm those sonnets which
are 80 eloquent of his devotion.
Laura was not insensible TO II worship
such rs had mnde the Emperor Charles
~. beg to be allowed to kiss her fore
head, but she kept the passionate poet
Mt proper distance and rebuked him
sternly on the only occasion on which
he vcnturcd to avow his love. After
her death he withdrew from Avlgnon
and ended his days In Italy
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Another moment of silence followed;

Another moment of silence followed:
then the girl sped down the hall and
out of the open door.
The professor leaned against the ban
lister and passed his hand over his eyes
a new heaven and new earth had
opened up before him.
He knew now that all his disapproval
and condemnation had been fight
against himself. not her. He dared to
think now of the stories he had heard
of her gallant fight for her university
education; how hard she had worked
and how he had prosecuted her Poor
little thing, And all because he was
afraid of himself. What n narrow
minded bully he was anyway
now?
He could not answer that He went
out into the spring night slowly with
bent head. He had forgotten utterly
the GRAND that sent him to the school
house. He even forgot to lock the
door.
\ very erect. pink checked little as
sistant Latin teacher and very self
conscious professor came into the as
sembly room the next morning Both
the professor and Miss Daisy were In
n rather bewIldered state of mind.
Miss Daisy shed no more tears In Sc.
cret over her endangered position In
fact, little smile was more apt TO
come. Whenever the professors eyes
met hers there was look In them that
sent the red flaming into her checks.
Possibly he could call any one dear"
when she fell Unexpectedly mo his
arms. but she not believe II.
So she dreamed those Inst few
spring weeks, while the professor
walked miles In his despair.
ON the night of announcement they
found themselves face to face In
dark little lobby behind the opera
house stage.
The professor barred her way Miss
Dnisy," he said entreatingly, you are
going To the country. are you mott
May | come out to see you next
week :"
yes" she answered softly extend
ing small hand. "Goodby," she half
whispered.
He took her hand "Goodby," he
said. "Goodby." he repeated Then he
suddenly stopped and kissed her.
Forgive me-" he cried In the depth
of contrltion, but stlll holding her fast.
Il love you so. You must know IT,"
If do 1t Is pretty nearly telepathy."
she murmurcd
When tho chairman of the board of
education asked Professor Leigh IL he
still had any objection TO Miss Bell he
actually blushed. because the frivolous
woman had issued an ultlmatum that
she would tcach until her debts were
paid, and his objections from being
theoretical had become entirely per.
sonal still. they were not Of n nature
10 be coniided To the chairman. no III
remarked half heartedly TINT she was II
very good teacher and II she wanted
the position she could hardly be re.
fused ii.
\ moment Inter one of his friskicst
Juniors thrust her pompadoured little
head In the door then Withdrew In con
fusion Mt the sight of the chairman
and he smiled quite n benevolent smile
after her. The professor was beginning
TO take II different view of the world
and things pertaining TO II things fem
mime In particular.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

The earliest surnnmes were probably
those bestowed by the Romans and
Greeks, though II may he said that the
Jews of II still earlier date had sur
MINES to some extent In most cnses.
however the surnameS of the Hebrews
were .bal and not permanent, as are
those Of today. The very earliest sur
names In the modern sense OF that
term date from the middle ages, when
mobiles We're known by the name OF
their domains and common people by
the name of their dwelling places. A
great many surnamcs were bestowed
on account Of personal peculiarlties,
such as Long, Short Stout, Stoop,
Small, etc, others on account OF trade,
such aa Saddler. Smith. Baker, Weaver,
Fowler, Gardner. etc. A third class
took names from the places where they
resided. Examples In this class are
John Hill and John Underhlll, the first
John living on the hill and the second
In the llttle valley under the bluff
There were few. If any. surnames In
England prior to the time OF the Nor
man conquest, and In Ireland they did
not become common until 1865. The
German Jews did not use surnames
until about 1925.
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DIPLOMACY.
A Polite Business Very Much Like
the Practice of Law.

the Practice of Law.
Diplomacy IS matter of business,
though polite business, hedged about
by etiquette and forms and adorned
with few frills. Get behind the lin
gerie and the lingo and so to the heart
Of the thing and you Will find 1t very
much like the practice of law. The
man with the best case ought to win,
and when he doesn't and the man with
the poorer case does win 1t Is because
he Is the better man and knows bet
ter how to present. his case and how
to handle it. There Is another popu-
lar notion that the American diplomat
ic establishment is wenk because our
representatives abroad contend with
men trained all their lives in the diplo-
matte school. We have no permanent
diplomatic establishment. Our am
bassadors and ministers abroad are
picked from law offices, editorial rooms
and even counting rooms. Usually
they have had no previous acquaint-
ance with diplomatic work. Yet nine
times out of ten they are more than
match for the men they have to deal
with abroad. Breadth and strength of
character knowledge of human nature
and experience gained in the rough
and tumble Of life count for quite as
much rs the other fellows dilettunte
culture. 1t Is the Judgment Of the
best observers throughout the world
that our successful American lawyers
and editors easily hold their own
Wellman In Success.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

young Robinson they Would all have
gone for drive together and there
would have been no such eontretemps
But now, absorbed in her garden, she
had quite forgotten her responsibilities
as hostess
Still little breathleSs from her
haste, she flew down the stairs. Then,
arrested by the sound of voices In the
drawing room, Mrs, Ferris stopped
suddenly.
They Were talking. actually talking,
In there. She paused involuntariy.
"And this is positively the very first
chance I've had 10 speak word to
you" complained voice. unmistak.
ably belonging TO Harris. Last night
playing cards and church this morn
Ing. And then to sneak off this after
noon with that Robinson cad"
well. you seemed perfectly content
with Muriel Heath" came spirited
response. 81 don't care any thing about
Harry Robinson" rather vaguely.
And I'm sure that | don't care any
thing about Muriel Heath" was the re
tort. 'She was only saying what Il
bully girl you We're and low much she
admired you. l could hardly disagree
with her" = in an aggrieved tone
Come, now, Marion" the voice
changed abruptly haven't we been
foolish long enoughf'
We'll" said the girl reluctantly.
Mrs. Ferris, uttering n little gasp,
caught ut the drawing room curtains.
There, his arm about the girls waist.
her eyes looking happily up into his.
stood Harris and Marion. the two that
Mrs. Ferris and Bob had worked so
faithfully 10 keep apart. 1t sight of
her both started and flushed guilty
But Mrs. Ferris, Il sudden sparkle Of
comprehension dawning In her great
gray eyes, stepped forward.
Marion she deman led. Marion.
did YOU know did you guess that
Harris
The girl. over whose face the rosy
waves Of color We're flooding. tried to
steady her traitorous lips.
well, IL didn't know whether he
would come or not" she confessed,
but but | wrote that | would be
here"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

An observer tells this: II was once
IN Interested spectator of short
struggle between wasp and one Of
those large flies like bee with big,
fat head The pair were on the
ground, and watched while the wasp,
after probably singing the fly. DELHI
erateiy severed the head from the body
md then. finding 1t still too heavy II
burden, cut off the tail end of the fly
and few Off with the trunk without
waiting to perform its toilet. The
whole operation took about Ave min
utes, and from the mastery manner
tho wasp set to work he was evidently
a practiced hand"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

With the aid of the two candles
which | lighted | discovered the CRATE
in the wall near the head Of the bed,
and ON examining II closely ! perceived
that there was II fire In IT, The CRATE
would have held quite II double hand
full of coal IL carefully pu. on the fire,
which seemed to be fiickerni, 80 feebly
had yet had the energy to draw all the
warmth of the chamber al, the chin
ney, and ! stood shiyerln,. IN the TEN
perature of subterranein dungeon.
The place instantly gave evidence Of
being haunted, and the testimony of my
nerves on this point was co,roborated
by the spectral play OF the freight on
the ceiling when | blew out my candles
In the middle OF the night | woke to
the sense Of something creeping with q
rustling noise over the floor. | rejected
the hypothesis of my bed curtain fall
Ing into place. though | remembered
putting ii back that ! might have light
10 read myself drowsy. ] knew Mt once
that It was ghost walking the night
there, and walking hard. Suddenly It
ceased, and | knew why. / had been
frozen out.-W. j.. IIowells In Harper's
Magazine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

Mark Twain on his last visit to his
birthplace Hannibal, Mo.-told to the
school children II true story about IL
sehoolboy.
This boy" he said, "awolSe one
morning very Ill. His groans alarmed
the household. The doctor was sent
for and came posthastc.
Well, said the doctor as he en-
tered the sickroom. what Is the trou.
BILE"
"a pain In my side said the boy
"'Any pain in the head?'
Yes, sir
rs the right hand stinY
"A little
"9How about the right foot?
THAT'S stlf' too
"fhc doctor wlnked nj the hoy's
mother.
Well he said, you're pretty sick,
but you'll be able to go to school on
Monday Let me see. today Is Satur-
day and
lis today Saturday. snid the boy
In veXed tone 4 thought II was
Friday
Half an hour later the boy declared
himself healed and got up. Then they
packed him Off to school. for 1t was
Friday after all. Philadelphia Rec
ord
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

Ny DedT Aunf KATE.
] must tell you the good news Right
after receiving your letter the day before
New Years l started in with new resolu-
tons ON the first of the year l wrote to
DR.. r v. Pierce, at Buffalo N Y, as you
requested me to do. | gave him all my
symptoms, which were that | was tired
SO tired-all the time aud did not care to
go anywhere, depressed and sad, aud all
ambition gone, backache and a dragged out
feeling could not sleep, limbs feeling sore
and aching. l followed the doctors advice,
which he went TO considerable pains to
make plain to me-to rest every day-a nap
after lunch-complete relaxation-cultivate
repose of mind, try not to worry, get AZ
much outdoor air as possible, and prac-
tice long, deep breathing, expanding the
lungs. Then for a uterine tonic, Dr.. PieTce's
Pavorite Prescription, coupled with wash
he told me Of must say that after follow
ing his advice for four months feel per
fectly cured and like a new woman
Yours additionally, JEWEL
Letters like the above are not unusual.
Mrs Kooman, of s,1 Grant Ave, schenectady
N. Y, says al continued with the medicine
until had taken Ave bottles also two walls OF
this Pleasant Pellets and was cured / al
ways recommend DR.. Pierce's medicines TO my
friends when they are not we'll"
"My daughter Is In quite good health thanks
to DIR. Pierces medicines My wishes are that
all who are afflicted will try them and what
good can be done for the sick" writes Mrs.
Elizabeth Mcconnell. of Rochester, Ind.
Send 81 cent stamps to DIR. X v.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, for his Common
Sense Medical Adviser, 1908 pages.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

There are two tablets IA Paris IN
forming the slghtseer that he Is passing
the house where Moliere was born.
One IL in the Hue du Pont Neuf: tho
other Mt the corner of the Rue Sauval.
where It meets the Rue St. Honorc'
One inscription says that Moliere was
born in 1920 and the other In luz.
Some timt ago there were two houses
In which Mollere was said TO have died.
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NOTICE.

ESTATE OF ELIZABETH Il. iIusEIToN, deceased,
Notice is hereby given that an order, dated
the ninth day of May A. ID. one thousand nine
hundred and five, has been made by the Sur
rogate of the Comfy of Mercer, upon the ap-
plication of the subscriber, administrator of
Elizabeth II. Huselton, late of the County of
Mercer, deceased directing the creditors of
said decedent to bring in their debts, de
mands and claims against the estate of said
decedent, under oath or affirmation, to the
subscriber, within nine months from the date
Of said order, or they will be forever barred
from any action therefor against the said
administrator
ALBERT ID. ANDERSON,
Administrator,
Iambertvile, N j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

In Philadelphia kindergarten school
n teacher was telling the little children
all she knew about clock NOW,
this" she said. lis the pendulum-this
thing TINT swings back and forth. Did
any Of you ever hear the word penduS
lum beforei"
A child put up her hand. "Ycs. teach
err" she said Pendulum Franklin.
I've heard 1t often"
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A Tr1cE OF LuaL.

Luck neFer manages T. .ngs just
right" said the irritable mrn who dis
likes music. 1T might jut as well
have been the other way Jund, but
II wasn't"
what Is the trouble nowi"
"My daughter who plays the plano
has sore throat, and the one who
sings has sore finger"
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An Easy Method.

"Poor fellow. His doctor tells him
the only thing that will cure him Is Il
course OF mud baths. and he can't ar
ford 10 go to the mud springs"
'But surely he can so into politics
and let the mud come to him."-Phlla
delphIa Ledger
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

Choose always the way that seems
the best, however rough It may be-
Custom will render 1t easy and agree
able
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HOW BROKERS WORK.
-Four Different Kinds of Operators
Who Execute Orders.

who Execute Orders.
Let's see what broker Is exactly.
He's tho man whose services you must
seek II you wish TO buy or sell stocks
You can't do a thing in Wall street
without that broker You can't fill
your own orders In Wall street any
more than you can I'LL your own teeth.
Tho broker IL to you as speculator
what a dentist is to you as man with
a toothache.
Now. operations on the floor Of the
Stock Exchange are conducted by four
groups-flrst, by individual spectators
who trade on their own account, and
these of course are members of the ex-
change; second, by brokers who lend
money for banks; third, by commission
houses which buy and sell bonds and
stocks for persons not members OF the
exchange. and, fourth. by specialists
who are also called floor brokers, and
oftentimes dollar brokers" or two
dollar brokers'" and who execute or
ders for commission houses. In turn,
commission houses nre OF two kinds
those that conduct one home office and
many branch offices connected by prl-
vate wire, and those that conduct u
local and mail business.
To broker In one of these classes
your order IL given. In executing your
orders and those OF others the brokers'
earnings may be any sum from $40
more usually $l00-to thousands n day.
-Leslie's Weekly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11
Partial Contents for this Month

Partial Contents for this Month
Course in English for the Beginner.
Course in English for the Advanced
Pupil.
How to Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The Art of Conversation.
Should and Would: How to use Them.
Pronunciations Century Dictionary
Correct English in the Home.
Correct English in the School.
What to Say and What Not to Say.
Course i'll Letter Writing and Punctu-
alton.
Alphabetic list of Authorizations
Business English for the Business Man.
Compound Words; How TO Write
Them.
Studies in English Literature
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

Jenks-l've Just given hundred for
this diamond ring for the missis
Jonks-Its II beauty! But isn't 1t
r--er-extravagant? jerks Not
bit. Think what II will save In
gloves. London Taller
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

Spinks-No, | never get angry. II a
man calls me liar | simpl. look down
on him. Bllnks Well, II he was small
enough for me to look down ON l think
I'd take a poke at hlm.-Cleveland
Leader,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11
A vacuum.

School Inspector Now. my boy, what
Is vacuum? Smart Infant-Please,
sir, It's a place with no air In 1t, when
makes 1t very hot in summer. The
pope lives there.-Punch.
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Nonsense Reasoning.

Hes conventional sort of fellow.
Naturally"
"Why sor'
He attends all the conventions. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

You must, some time. try to open
the shell of fresh water musscl or n
sea clam. You Will find one the size
OF your hand has great strength, al
though both his muscles may not be
larger than those of one OF your fin
gers. have often seen boy pick up
the shell was quite closed, thinking he
would open 1t again. Few boys can
succeed. They usually have hard pull
ing to get their fingers free. A big
mussel can bite hard. Were 1t not
that the edge of the shell. In big spcci-
mems. is smooth and thick. n boy might
get his fingers cut to the bone. st.
Nicholas
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

Those who have little are not the
poor. The really poor are those who
want more than they Woman's
Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-10-11

People who claim to be blunt gem
orally have the sharpest tongues .Bos-
ton Transcript.
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TAKE notice.!

That the managers of Mount Hope Cemetery
Association are determined to prevent the
stealing or spelling of flowers vases and re-
cepticles for flowers, and the breaking Of or
naments, or any spoliation of the grounds
of the cemetery, that have been set pide for
a sacred use; all OF which is strictly pro-
hibited
They will give reward for the arrest and
conviction Of any one guilty of the violation
of the cemetery rules and regulations
BY order of the
BOARD OF MANAGERS.
Lambertyille, N. j., May 10, 1904
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|RIBSAM'SI ,

implements guaranteed give satisfaction, and only the
best offered at very low prices
Riding and walking eutivators, also weeders and ex.
of various kinds, always carried in stock.
Headquarters for harvesting tools mowers rakes ted
dcrs hay carriers track pulley blocks hay forks rope bind
Irvine, etc
Dairy goods of all kinds milk cans, buckets, coolers,
straners etc.
Death Bugs and Insects" Paris Green sprinkers,
Guns Bellows, etc.
Everything for the garden and farm.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

Two Large Manufacturing Plants with power
Eleven-room House, corner jefferson and
Clinton streets.
Seven-room House, corner Deleyan and
George streets.
Seven-room House, on Deleyan street, be-
tween George and Union streets.
Three seyen-room Houses on Elm street.
Eight-room House, cottonwood street.
Eight-room House, Clinton street
Two new Houses, Delaware avenue All i'm
proyements.
Seven-room House, York street.
Seven-room house, Lambert street
Six-room House Union street, below Ferry,
Large Double Brick House, Coryell street,
Several desirable farms for sale near Lam
bertville containing from 30 to 100 acres.
Three lots near Lambertville.
Evening journal., 1905-03-13

Mr. and Mrs. c. Ferris Jemison are
visiting in Washington. d. c.
AIRS George W. Vantine and Miss
Annie Nantine. Of Philadelphia, are vis-
ting Mrs Yantine's father in this city.
Thomas Stinson and wife. OF Phila-
delphia' are the guests OF John ]. Sher-
idsn.
X Fl. Mesginson and Belle NJ. Meg
Einson spent yesterday in Washington.
D. c.
Evening journal., 1905-03-13
OLD POINT COMFORT. RICHMOND,
AND WASHINGTON.
six.day Tours via Pennsylvania Rail-
road.

six-day Tours via Pennsylvania Rail-
road.
ersonally-conducted tours TO Old
Point Comfort Richmond and Wash
ington via the Pennsylvania railroad
VIII leave New York and Philadelphia
on Saturdays, March u and rs. April
% and May 6.
Tickets, including all the necessary
expenses for q period OF six days, viii
be sold at the rate Of S36 from New
York, Brooklyn and Newark; SS450
from Trenton; s3s from Philadelphia.
and proportionate rates from other sta
TONS
Tickets to Old Point Comfort only,
covering luncheon going, one and three
fourths days board at ChaInberlin
Hotel. and good 70 return within six
days, VIII be sold at the rate OF 81
from New York, Brooklyn and Newark;
$3.50 from Trenton; Sl45o from Phila-
delphla and proportionate rates from
other points.
For itineraries and full information
apply 70 ticket agents; c.. Studs. r. p.
A.. 2eS Fifth avenue. New York; Court
street. Brooklyn; 7s9 Broad street, New
ark. n. j.; or Geo. w. Boyd. General
Passenger Agent. Broad Street Station,
Philadelphia.