Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-05-06
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TO run his auto mile" Il always
wondered what the scent was for
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Maud cut fine figure on Broad
way yesterday. Nell-You did? Maud
Yes. l refused to speak to Mr..
ormade.-Princetor Tiger.
1.-THE Paddingtons are great on style.
aren't they?' They have no automo-
bile, have they?" mo, but they be.
long to church that has curate."-
Exchange.
No doubt about IT,: He-Is he a
self-made man? She-Oh, yes; he
spells English the way it is pro-
nounced and pronounces French the
way it is spelled-Judge.
Madge-What makes you think that
handsome music teacher is mercen-
airy? Marjorie-He charges Dolly's
father two dollars an hour for making
love to her.-Town Topics.
1--WE got no use for the man who
mixes business with religion" 'No;
but some of us would be better for
mixing a little religion with our bust
ness" -Philadelphia Ledger.
Patience-That was the sixth time
nervous, didn't she? Patrice-Yes,
poor girl; perhaps she's afraid it will
be her last.-Yonkers Statesman.
Widow Wixen-Yes; Henry died
quite reconciled. l was at his bedside
until the last moment. Dumley (mean-
ing to be complimentary)-A that &C.
counts for it-Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Goightly-This is my new
sixty-6ve-dollar bathing dress, my
dear. What do you think of it? Co
money than any one 1 ever knew
Town Topics.
Mistress-Mary, go to the door at
once. Some one has rung three times
Mary-Its all right, mum. It's only
that young Teller as is mashed on Miss
Maud. Yer needn't be afraid of his
goin' away in a hurry.
A teacher giving lessons on phys~~.A
force asked Now, boys, can any O..
you tell me what force is 1t that moves
people along the street," He received
from one of the boys the unexpected
answer: please, sir, the police"
Papa" said the romantic girl,
Percy Pink placed the stamp in the
lower left corner OF the envelope.
Does that mean anything?" "Sure, "
grunted her practical pa. What does
1t meanY Stiffness" Chicago
News.
, "I'll have you know, stranger, that
, l belong to Chicago said the Yankee.
, "Deed an wha'd haze thocht itT'
quoth the skeptic Scot; ''frae the wey
we've been speaking l thocht Chicago
belonged tae you."-Glasgow Evening
Times.
IT suppose you'll take in the st
Louis fair?" said Mr.. Staylate. mo, =
replied Miss Patience Come, making
no effort to suppress yawn. "Well,
he continued, Il simply must go
"Oh, must you? 1t is late. isn't iii
I'm so glad you called. '-Philadelphia
Press.
81 have been told" remarked III,
? visitor in Salt Lake City, that yout
lake is drying up. What seems to be
the cause?' Il guess, mister" SAID
the native, 'if you had as much sail
IN you as that there lakes got. you'd
be gittin' purity dry, too. Chicago
Tribune.
That's my last canvas" sale
D'Auber; 81 started that six month:
pgo. You see, some days paint away
feverishly, forcefuly, absorbedly, while
or other days l cant paint at all
g, see," said Crittick; you painted
this on one of the other days. '-Phila
e delphia Press.
Noa susceptible to tillage: Mrs
Lakeside yes; some of those mar
>, row, exclusive Eastern people say tha
Chicago isn't cultivated. Mr.. Lake
s. side-H'mphl All the city is excep
the south part, and that's too marshy
The land amt worth cultivating. -
Brooklyn Life.
IT'S curious that women are neve
J. great poets or musicians" said MI
: Meekton. what did you say?" aske,
his wife. 81 was merely remarkini
that women are too sensible to squan
e der their energies on poetry and musi
It to the extent that some men do
Washington Star.
Teacher was explaining the meaning
d Of the word recuperate. Now, Willie.
r, she said, IF your father worked bar,
|. all day, he would be tired and all worl