The Minneapolis journal., 1905-10-11
With the Long Bo,u

N INDIANA judge has defined cigaret small cigar
n rolled form cylinder open at both ends This
might be not for the fact that end Of the
cigaret is usually plugged up BY human Wart.
Luther Burbank has soneess plum to his credit and
stingless bee has been invented If would
psh monthly blless grocery store it would
popular fad
The Lisbon Free Press lets the that Wheelocs
pump at Wheeloc, N. D. materazed and that the
still drinks out Of the bung .... III.
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Many of the bright young business of the FUTURE
kings of of 1920 are found today sitting around
boxes playing cards in the back OF the boozery
smoking cgaets and wearing hats with red bands them
aunty poised the sides of their heads These kings OF
will be breaking dry goods boxes in 1920 and
shaking the house in the alley for cheap the house
usually winning and the victim then buying poor 'fver
for which he has paid ten business deal like this will
fit man to capture the commerce of the Orient
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Warren Wis., people have been annoyed by porch court
ers People they do not know occupy their poches after
the house has retired and the sound Of googoong ggng
and handhoing would give the sepers Of in
sonna that pint of chloroform wouldn't make dent
One indignant householder gave all his porch chairs coating
of New Orleans oasses but the handhoer taken
up with looking into each others eyes that they
noticed it.
A desperate man in Chicago made the mistake of at
tempting suicide by jumping from the thirteenth foor Fri
day. Of it hoodooed him. for he landed load of
mattresses that driving by and hardly
shaken up IT, . .-,
The Keene N. H., Sentinel says:
''The ambulance went to Spoford yesterday and
brought to the hospital Mrs. Henry Derby, who is
suffering from fever, and her son, Paul.
It is difficult tell which is the If you have
small hot sometimes has about the effect the
temperature fever.
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railroad crossing the to school and watch the tooy
cars go laundering BY great subjective excitement seized
you at the oyinpring sight Of the rushing wheels and at
the thunderous Little girls holding their dolls by
leg waived them franticay at the train and little
boys danced wildly around made motions indicating that
they proposed to "trip up the engine stood in wonder
ing contemplation One boy usually seized the opportunity
his hands with his legs bent the knees.
The rush and stir of the moment found voice in shr yes
Of greeting and denance that heard in the and
the travellers in turn waved their hands at the children
Everybody happy and joyous because the train knew it's
place and kept it.
boys look at it gloomy They recognize that is get
little boys if they don't watch out and they would throw
stones at it if they dared.
Little Johnnie Parker
On his way to the public school,
Lingering by the roadside,
Started to cross the Highway;
For 'tp1'e the auto to IHT lifted Il JoSn1nie obn1
F. Over George Hennesy's she'd
Francis Wioughby Denton,
Walking the highway free,
STOPPED to pick sandbur
From his little knee. . - -: ''.
G.. Y. Johnson's auto, - ,.=ET " -. ":":a ,*- -
scrunchng the yellow sand,
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Into the Better Land.
Tommy Larrabee Benson
Riding his little cart,
Skidded down the sidewalk
Having gladstone lark.
Trying to make crossing,
Tommy missed seeing the chu
It hit him below the waistband.
Tommy sailed into blue.
Such the ways of autos
Never keeping the track;
Six eyes needeth quick man,
Four Of them in his back.
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'Tis we'll thew look ont