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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
WOULD DIE FOR FATHER.
Son Asks Permission to Take Place Of
f.. Condemned Sire.

CuIlman, Ala, June John Will
Jams has been sentenced to death for:
the murder OF State Senator Robert
l. Hipp. Williams son Frank, aged
twenty. begged the court to permit
him to be hanged In his fathers stead.
Williams was farmer and shot Hip
while he and . deputy sherin were
attempting TO levy upon some OF Will.
iams' nrnnartv
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
RUSSIAN PRESS BITTER.
bureaucracy Denounced and National
Assembly Demanded.

bureaucracy Denounced and National
Assembly Demanded.
St. Petersburg, June 1.-The catas-
trophe which has overtaken the Rus
sian leet has given tremendous i'm
petus to the demand upon Emperor
Nicholas for the immediate convoca-
ton of a national assembly without
awaiting action upon the report of the
Bouligin rescript commission. With
the single exception Of the reactionary
Syiet the press pours out Indignation
and wrath upon the bureaucracy.
which is held responsible for all the
misfortunes of the war. Only the No.
vosti and the Bourse Gazette, however,
declare that peace should be con.
oluded. The Russ, now the widest
read paper in Russia, says:
chose guilty Of Russia's disgrace
should be overwhelmed with shame.
The death Of half q million Of men and
the loss Of millions Of money is the
price Of the rejection of progress and
Western civilization. Sebastopol struck
the shackles. from the serfs and Port
Arthur, Mukden and Tsu island should
free Russia from the slavery, Of the
bureaucracy"
The Slovo. another paper, is even
more bitter. II says; p.
Z 49, . - -. b Z
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
FIFTH SHIP REACHES vLAp

FIFTH SHIP REACHES vLADWosTok.
Vladivoo June The cruiser
ing after Japanese
fifth vessel that Japanese pursuers
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
OPERATION REoulRED.

AtrnIral Rsjsstvensly Sustained Frao-
tured Skull.
darlington, June 1.-The state de-
yt &ment has received the fQllowing
Z flssram from Toxic: n
sojestvensky's skull fractured. re-
Qt@1ug operation; serious but not dan
~ ~ M s,rs ssssssss.
W yaplnsss lossss ID dsts, tire
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01

The Chinese chamber Of commerce
C Manila, by unanimous vote, has
decided to stand In line with the
treaty ports of, China In boycotting
American merchandise In retaliation
fsr the new exclusion laws.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01

Enough. Blindfoided for 200 years
the Russian people have been march,
Ing to the brink 81 destruction, but the
bsndages are now torn from the eyes
Of 100. 00o. 900 !, Of Russians and they
win neither be LED OF driven over the
precipice. Let the people speak. The
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
QUESTION OF PEACE DISCUSSED.
British Minister Guest Of President
Roosevelt.

Washington, June 1.-Sir Mortimer
Durand, the British ambassador, was
the guest at luncheon of President
Roosevelt at the White House.
The opportunity was taken to dis
Icuss fully the recent developments In
the Far East as well as for a consid-
Grafton Of some matters involving the
relations Of the United States and
Great Britain.
That they discussed seriously.
though informally. the prospects Of
bringing about peace between Russia
and Japan there can be no doubt. SO
FIJI. however. this country has received
NO intimation from Russia that nego-
itiations looking to peace In the exist
Ing circumstances would be acceptable
to the cxar,s government. President
Roosevelt IL keeping In close touch
With the situation and is willing, as he
has been Tor many months. to take the
initiative IN peace negotiations should
. favorable opportunity be presented.
BRIEF BITS or NEWS.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
SEVEN THOUSAND MEN DROWNED.

TOXIC
light exclusive of nearly 1000
from majority these
ships.
Calculating compliments and captured
ships 10000, 1000 remain unaccounted for
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
russ TROOPS REFUSE TO Fight 0YAMA
General LneVich Wires His Men Are in Open Revolt
And QeInOra[zed Oyer Naval Defeat
Sinking Of eromoboi Denied.

Sinking Of Gromoboi Denied.
St. Petersburg, June 1.-The ad-
miralty denies the report telegraphed
to the London Daily Express that the
cruiser Gromoboi of the Vladivostok
squadron had been sunk, with nearly
500 Lien on board. g. 49,. r.
TELLS STORY or DISASTER.
Cruiser Almaz and One Torpedo Boat
e. Reach vladivostok.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1905-06-01
This IS Growing Disaster Of The Var and
Means Another Crushing Defeat Unless
Peace is Restored "
Seven Thousand Men Are Estimated 70 Have Sunk With
Russian Ships..-FiVe Vessels Reach llaalFostok
After Running Fight With Japanese Pgfsuers

st. Petersburg Rojestvensky
probably end absolute necessity the
the Manchur that the
conditions
This disaster
Russia since the opening February 1904
responsible
it SO ~
The longer considered editor the
Novoe Vremya demands that
their hands. .'
Admiral Aexiefs The Slovo,
camies enough and demands
Rumors spreading everywhere
sign
Minister'S generals and admirals Daily
respondents today
lost Its sea power for half
peace will come mmedaeyhat England America would
modify the Japanese demands
bring a regeneration
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
SPECIAL DAYS.
Oct. rs, Will be Idaho Day az
Spokane Fair.

Special days have been arranged by
Manager Robt, II Cosgrovc of the
Spokane Interstate fair for each OF
the seven days. Monday, October 81
is 100000 Club day. The club will
arrange for a big parade In costumes
on the fair grounds in the evening.
Tuesday, October 10, IS British
Columbia day. A big excursion with
a single fare for the round trip comes
from the north the night before. sss
Wednesday,, October IL, is Big
Bend and Palousc day. s
Thursday, October IL, Is Derby day
with a harness race for q 81 900 purse,
! and other big racing numbers.
Friday, October 10, is Idaho dav,
! Large delegations are expected front
the Occur d'Alchc, Moscow, Lewiston
and Grangcyille countries.
Saturday, October IA; is Irrigation
day. Sunday, October 10, is livery
body's day. s
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
ARE YOU ENGAGED.


Engaged people shotfld remember;
that, after marriage, nfany luarrels
can be avoided, by keeping their dis
gestiUns In good condition with Elec-
trio Bitters.. s. A. brown. of BEN
nettsvile, 8. c., says. For years, my
wife suffered intensely from dyspeps
sia, complicated with Il torpid liver
until she lost her strength and yigor,
and became mere wreck OF her for
mer self. Then she tried Electric
Bitters, which. helped het at unce,
and finally made her entirely wells
She is now strong and hcaltby.n Drs
T. Wenz druggist, sells and guarau,.
tees them III SOC bottle.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
PersonaI Mention.

Larsen Brothers were Spokane
visitors last Friday.
Il. +. Dye er has given his residence
a new coat of paint.
A. Upright was up from Sucker
lake attending to business matters,
Tuesday.
Attorney J. L. McClear, of Occur
d'Alene, was in town on legal bust
ness this week.
r. III. Elder Of Occur d'Alenc was
IN town last week and this week look
ing after legal matters.
Mrs. Ia rrington Of Wardner is
visiting at The home Of her sister,
Mrs. A. Cook.
G.. A. Sherman, we'll known bnsi.
ness man of Hope, was In town Mon
day.
James Beavers, Of Mica Bay, was
| In town on business Tuesday. Mr..
Beavers recently resigned as marshal
at Post Falls.
Justice J Il. Wilson olliciated last
Saturday, Sept. %, at the marriage
of Gerard Brinke OF Spokane, and
Louise Ruhlman OF Ruskin, Neb.
/ r. C. Thompson had a valuable
icow killed On the railroad Friday
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
STATELINE TROUBLE.
Pe,p's Ask for Receiver for Mill
f Company. fsi

A Stateline delegation consisting
OF w. II. Cable, VIII Cable, t. u
Behn, o. r. Michael, II. A. Michael,
Hiram Herring and Samuel Millsaps
was in town Tuesday looking aftef
the matter of their application nj
the district court tor the appoints
ment Of q receiver for the Spokand
Inland & Realty company who hase
boen running u sawmill at Stateline.
The company has ceased operations
and Is alleged to be trying to escape
paying its debts Nearly everybody
In the ncighborhood is involved III
the trouble, the compatiy owink
various amounts for laboe performed
and supplies furnished. Ii Is vi
collect these various debts that tho !.
people are asking for q receiver.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
GREATEST FEE DAY. II
County Recorder Took in Over
$40, Sept. 10.

County Recorder Quarlcs received
5000 as recording fees on Tuesday
OF last week which eclipscs all pre-
yions records for recording instrii-
llents In any one duy. Among the
Instruments filed were % liens by
employees against the North Idaho
Lumber company, aggrcgating $i56g.-
o.. The company's mill is located a
few miles east OF Rathdrums and IL
known as the Rlmrock mill. Eight
liens were filed against Frank Kclloni
Of st. Mares. Two hundred and
flfty-sevcn tons OF huy are held as
security for the claims.
-Four liens were fled against the
HoosIer Boy Gold Mining company
for labor.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
RA1HDRUM ELE1RIC co.
Organized Saturday R. L. Cole
Superintendent.

The Rathdrum Ltht s. Power
company has gone out OF existence.
1t was reorganized at Post Falls last
Saturday as the Ratdrum Electric
company, which will ,e managed in
the same manner and by the same
people as its predecessor. Messrs
Nixon and Kimmel, he contractors,
will retain an interestin the system.
Il. L. Cole, competnt electrician,
has accepted the posi- lon of superln-
tendent of the plan and Will De
stationed in Rathdrun permanently,
To look after the system and the con-
venience OF the patroS S as we'll as 10
extend the wires wheHver desired, q
supply of all kinds Of electrical nx'
lures being kept cons hntly on hand.
The company has iIstalled all the
street lights, the tvo put up ou
Main street last week making tne
twelve 32 candlepowe incandescents
contracted for by the town, besides
the two arc lights. Residences are
still being wired.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29

which might easily be SID. Never.
theless. the governmen tntinues ID
expend money on this lrd at the
rate OF hundreds OF thodnds OF dol
lars. Recently an obstttion known
as Henderson's point u up at a
cost OF $780, 200 and a ! dock was
constructed at cost d$l 900, 900,
although the same aIunts could
have been far more e ctiyely ex-
pended in the larger ant,ore modern
yards and, in fact, 1t isready stated
authoritively that the a dock Is too
small for effective usel Economical
administration calls ldly for the
abandonment OF thesdittle Yards
"herc the government q only con.
struct small boats audIu expen.
slve furniture for captns' cabins,
but the wall which wou 70 up from
the Congress delegati from any
state which 1t was proPed to de-
prive Of its navy yard, matter how
obsolete 1t had become would un-
QuestionablY draw tears|om a craven
image.
II the first fiscal yearnring which
the Cuban reciprocity thty has been
10 effect can be accepteas a criterion
reciprocity with the Pea Of the An
TILES is going TO pre- extremely
prOfital le to the Uted States.
Cuba's imports amoned for the
fiscal year ending with lne 30, 1905,
to Ss3, 1851. 900 while the United
States supplied sal, 7,60p00, or 44.5
per cent of this amdnt. In one
year the United States q its trade
with Cuba has made a i'm Of 50, ,oOO.-
900. in two years OF SIOOO,000 and
this against the strofest kind Of
European competition, ,freat Britain
and Germany haviF practically
monopolized the field tfore the ne
gotiation of the BlissZaldo treaty
which went into effft January !,
1904. 1t is also neworthy that
while during the perid referred tt
Cuba's imports ircreaed by .abou,
$40, 900, 900 her trade Eith Germany
and Great Britain retained almost
stationary.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
STATE ! and COUNTY news.
Items Of Interest Gathered
From Exchanges.
OF INTEREST TO lDAHOANS.
Events and Industrial Progress
Of the Week. F Ysta

A badly needed cellhousc, the walls
Of which were erected SIX years ago,
at the Idaho penitentiary, is to he
completed. The contract To put in
the steel cells was awarded last week,
to cost S9o4o. /,
The books of the county assessor
Of Washington county for the years
1900 to January, 1905, have been, en-
ported. Many errors and shortage
OF $2,3S5.62 are reported to have
been discovered. i Aiia
The Boise city council recently
passed new Sunday closing ordin-
ance which was vetoed by Mayor
Pinney. An effort to pass the or
dinance over the mayors veto was
defeated by one vote. s 3
c. S. Branning, Of Salt Lake city,
while fishing with three companions
on the Snake river near Twin Falls,
Sept. II, slipped off Il shelving rock
and was drowned.
Robert II. Buncey OF Occur d 'Alenc
| fled suit In the district court last
| week against the Consumers conf
pany for shutting him off from. the
water supply Without cause. Judge
/ Morgan has issued a writ OF mandate
ordering the water turned on again.
The case will he tried.
e. A. Michael OF Spokane Bridge,
Wash, has begun suit In the district
court against the Spokane Inland &
Realty company which the plaintiff
claims is almost insolvcnt and Is dis
posing OF its property at Spokan'
Bridge in order to defend its creditors
] Plaintiff asks that receiver be ap-
pointed. a pbtf M
4 At an informal meeting OF tn,
board of county commissioners o
!, Shoshone county, Saturday afternoon
|! it was decided not TO comply will
Governor Gooding's appeal to max
another tax levy In Shoshone count
to cover the entire amount certifie'
by the state board Of equalization
1t is tie opinion OF the board tina
the interest Of the state and count
demanded that the supreme cour
should act upon the question at a
early date.
Governor Gooding answers Ia. d
uncertain words the untimely crit
cism Of those who are finding fau
with the policy of the state Ian
board. In an authorized intelyie
with The'Statcsman he said tn;
every good citizen ef Idaho shoul
give the board the fullest support
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
HAD GOOD TINE.
D. o. K. KS Did Things at
Wallace last Saturday.

The members of the Dramatic Or
der OF the knights Of Khorassan,
who participated in the performances
last Saturday, all report
the time Of their lives. The degree
team OF I'll Mabarraz Temple No. %
initiated class OF 81 tyros into the
mysteries OF the order. About seven
ty-flve O.K.K's were in attendance
chiefly from Spokane and Rathdrum.
Wallace was in holiday attire.
Mayor Rossi simply turned the city
over to the visitors and extended to
them every courtesy that feeling of
hospitality could prompt. The street
parade was one of the most specta-
cular and grotesQue ever given by
the D.O.K.K.'s, and attracted ini-
menSe crowns. Ine Oanquet, bOOs
was a most sumptuous affair.
The next day the visitors went t.,
Burke aud loOked over the great min
ing equipments there.
The members from Rathdrum. who
participated In the excursion to- Wal
lace, were, +. T.. Quarles, D. L. Dan.
by, Abner Curtis, c. w. Culp, G. r.
Klopf, w. II. Cleland, A. Cook, r
Z. Dyer, and A. Ulhright, the latter
OF Hauser. They arrived home Sun
day evening
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29

morning of last week. 1t was struck
by No. ! in the town limits just out
side the yards on the east.
Chief Engineer Roberts Of the Spo-
kane & International railroad, now
in course OF construction, was in town
last Saturday evening. Where the
road will run, in reference TO Rath.
drum, has not been decided yet.
John w. Peters, postmaster Of
Rathdrum, started to the fair last
Saturday night. Miss Margaret Reed
and Miss Bessie Tucker are serving
the patrons of the Office during Mr..
Peters absence.
Hector Beaudry sold his farm iln-
| plements at public auction last Sat.
urday afternoon, at the o. X. stables
w. j. Ford was auctioneer. Mr..
Bcaudry intends to try the Alberta
country.
K. Wanamakcr OF Hope was busl-
ness visitor in Rathdrum Monday.
While here he attended to matters
concerning the estate Of John j..
Bannerman, deceased. ~
| Henry L. Melder, Of Fish lake,
left last week on visit to tht
Portland exposition, accompanied b,
his parents, Judge and Mrs. Henry
Melder OF Bonners Ferry, aud hi'
brother-ln-law and sister, State Aud
itor Bragaw and wife.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
Got on Cheap.

He may we'll think, he has got on
cheap. who, after having contracted
constipation or indigestion, Is stli'
able to perfectly restore his health
Nothing will do this. but DR.. Kings
N.w Life Pills. a quick, pleasant,
.nd certain cure for headache. con-
st;nation, etc. csc. For sale at DR., r.
wenz drug store: guaranteed.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
To Fair and Return for $3.50.

From Sept. lst 70 October I5, cn4
elusive, round trip tickets TO Port
land. will be sold aJ Eathdrum for
$3.50, Il reduction to one aud Une<
tenth fare. The tickets will permit
of continuous passage Ia each direc4
tion: final return limit thirty days
from date OF sale; but In NJ case
later than Oct. 81, 1909.
Inquire of T.. o. pAGIGER, Motifs
ern Pacific agent, Rathdrum, Idaho.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
DIED AT STATELINE.
rhomas Knudson Succumbs t
Typhoid Pneumonia.

Thomas Knudson died last friday
Sept. %, at his home in Nstateline
nreclnct, after an illness with typhoid
nneumonia. The remains were in
TERED 10 Saltese cemetery at three
o'clock Sunday afternoon, large
nrocesslon of sorrowing friends being
in ATTENDANCE at the funeral.
The deceased was an exemplary
Young man. He was reared at State
line and was beloved Of all who knew
him The entire neighborhood joins
in Offering condolences to the De-
reayed family.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK. J

CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK.
The petition of S w Rainforth and
II Others was approved for q road be-
ginning at the Crosspnrt road in NEA
Sci sec %, tip 62-2E, thence south.
easterly to the cabin on SW& SWi
sec q, thence northeasterly to NE
corner Of sec 26--distance q miles.
The petition of DIR Il Wenz and 10
Others was approved for road begin
ming at the NE corner of 81 sec 81 tp
SO 5W, running west so rods, thence
northeasterly 20 rods. thence westerly
so rods to connect with old road at
top Of hill, thence old grade I mile
to second bridSe.
The petition Of Henry Boyer was
approved for private road "a feet
in width beginning at NE corner Of
SE4 of NWt sec.20 tp 52-3W, thence
north 80 rods terminating at county
road.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29

iuk dU CUuIuLOucC duus SOV
G II Solomon road work II
The board adopted resolution EN-.
ploying Charles l.. Heitnan us conn-
sci to assist the county attorney IN
defending the county In the tax suit
in the United States Circuit court
for the district OF idaho, in which
the Northern Pacific Railway COM
pany is plaintiff, and the county of
Kootenai, and Warren Flint, as as
SCISSOR and eX otiicio tax collector, and
George II. Ross, as treasurer, are de-
PENDANTS, C, L. Heitman to receive
$500 for his services.
The board approved the petition Of
Geo 3 WEIGH and 10 others for u road
beginning at junction Of the Seth and
Lamberson roads, thence running on
north side of N. Z. track TO where
Nj. d. Wright's sawnill stood, thence
across the tr ack and aloug to Kings
Spur and on to old survey.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29

its pursuit Of policy bf securing fbr
the state institutions valuable lands
which, unless selected now, will in
evitably pass into hands other thau
those OF the prospector, hohiesteadef
and legitimate settler.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29

B II Burns cleaning chimnevs IL
WE Johnson was granted a dupli.
cate for lost warrent for So.
The board approved the surveyors
and viewers report Of the Ferrell road
on the north bank OF the St. Joe.
THURSDAY, August II.
Bills allowed:
Chas Selle, road work SO
C C Nero Co. supplies 48 ID
Robt Schlemlein justice fee
G B Klopf shingles - 70
G. w Koch assisting janitor 90
Arthur Bunting viewer 3
l. Boyker +" .
- Fry aaman
| L Boyker :. 50, allowed 6
The surveyors and viewers report
on the Norton road, heretofore reject.
edIou Feb. q, 1905, was at this tlm'
4
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1905-09-29
econsiderea d and approved.

reconsidered and approved.
The board approved the special
school levies OF the several school dis
tricts. [List was printed in the TRI.
hume Aug. rs. s4t
& SATURDAY, August 10.
Bills allowed:
Remington Typewriter %.
supplies 5 "a so
John Mitchell part payment
for painting on jail, cloth
ing, paperlng and paint
ing at courthouse add. 250
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-10-24

Hurt His feeIinos.

A NANCY dog with a Atump tail wans
6nred into the lobby of the Eutav
House and looked about for shelter,
lie finally selected the big rubber tree
10 the front Of the house, and west
over and sat down coolly, He looked
almost ready to wsrble Under ths
Rubber Tree"
'FRONT.'" said Wells, clerk, "chag3
the barker hence!"
Front started after the comfortable
canine. Mr.. Doggie saw him comisg.
lie waited until Front was within a
few feet Of him, and then made a dive
between his legs and bolted for The bar.
Ten minutes later Wells happened to
look toward the rubber tree, and there
was the dog licking bis chops uRcon.
cernedly.
'front.'" he shouted, pursue the
animal"
Front made another wild break for
the unwelcome lobby losfer. Mr Dog.
gle gave him another chance, then slid
through to freedom aud bolted into the
street by way Of the barber shop. In
hve minutes he was back again, sitting
under the rubber tree and looking per-
fectly happy.
'FRONT.'" cried Wells, '1ocomote that
brute this time, and keep him there"
Front had about as much chance OF
getting that dog out for good as Parker
had OF being counted in, but he tried It
again, and Mr.. Doggie dashed out by
the Baltimore street hall entrance
Two minutes later he was there again,
smilingly surveying the corridors.
Let him stay, darn himl" said
Wells, disgustedly.
The dog looked up with palned ex.
preston of surprise, then deliberately
turned tail and walked with dignity in
10 the street. He hasn't been seen
since, and Wells says now that the way
to drive a dog out is to insult him.
Baltimore News
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-10-24
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

The disgusted flies and mosquitoes
ask wire screens?"
Always in hot water-hydrogen and
aXygen.
Dead men tell no tales. neither DO
they write poems.
stitch in time often saves your
Bathing suit and your feelings.
Hes her half brother, isn't he7" II
don't know. He was full the last lime
saw him."
"Myl how fast that trolly cars go
ing" yes. suppose somebody's try
Ing to catch It."
The greedy man at the table d'hots
dinner always makes the bill Of fars
his table OF contents.
Mamma Tommy. II you behavs
that way youll never 90 TO heaven" Z"
Tommy-"I don't care. I've been to
the ciIaus"
Insurance Agent-~Why You can
even commit suicide under one Of our
policies, and" Nicum-"ls it--er-
obligatory"
Every man has some fayorite book.
some book that he sWears by. In the
magistrates court everybody swears
by the Bible
Some people live eltraYagantly be
cause they have money and other
people have no money because they
live extravagantly.-PhEadelphla REQ
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