The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-06

shifts dts odOr as ne drlHkB--tnutb ".
THAT Is enough for the refined taste OF
tho reul nrpreclntor OF this cheerful In
cttlcnt or the summer cason."
While It Is true. as seen above, that
tho pcndennls Club Is copying pretty
closely aftcr the original old Virginia
mint julcp, 1t must be observed that they
have not yet hit the rcal#thing. II our
Boston contemporary wants to know just
how Il mint julipais properly constructed a
visit to old Virginia in the good month
or August Is III order.
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ok It is snid TINT In the squadron Of
British warshps which Prince Louis
OF Rattenburg will bring to the United
States next month there Is one vessel
which has been fitted out especially for
dancing purposes. One OF tho decks Is
adapted and set apart for this purpose.
and when tn eship Is In harbor afrorus
the opportunity to the bellies and heaux
to trip the light fantastic. 1t seems TO
lis that all battlcships might thus be fitted
up and made 10 serve a useful purpose. i
/, ABOUT the only use the United States
government has for them. and let US
hope the only use sho Will ever have
for them,
Indeed II would be happy day II the
whole world should come to the con-
cluslon that the best purpose to which
Enttleships and war vessels generally
could be put would be the means OF
providing amusement for the people.
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The Birmingham Agc-Herald says: t
Is now up to the Jamestown fair to
make Itself prominent" Don't fret. II
will do that very thing In due time,
although 1t must be admitted that 1t is
u little slow in AndlGs a president.
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A New York throat specialist has made
the solemn announcement that woman
is better qualified physically for talking
than is mere man. We had that inforlnn-
ton on hand years ago, and didn't nave
TO be specialist to get 1t either.
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There are men right here in Richmond
who are not in any way suspected 81
any crookedness in the recent primary.
1t Will be hard to make some OF our
rural irienus pe'ieye tnis' ~
fact
IT. II, ~
Colonel mann heeps HIa Hnttu ~ 80
safc key, and at any moment he is IA
| HE. If pressed too hard, 10 open up ana
turn loose those scandals which he thinks
would turn Gotham upside down
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~, Il, I oo,r,a M New York enforce
81, Oh =. ,or3 fra expurgation OF 1"Tads
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IN axno,,ence a drop that will have
| VIZ S"PSAS''''>,S 7E3'4 5s, 3s5 VI
u dull thud souhd.
~. l., missouri Governor Folk and his
-, ,,n not,t iurlcs are cutting with
.odro5, sword. Bride takers arc
being given adjoining ce''s VIZ ~ = - =
! glvers.
,,,o,.oa ',ro 5thoso VINO expect but lit
~ 80. ,bnv sholl not be disappointed,
Such Is tho cohsolat'o'' ny ~ i'al' "
publlcnns VIII ltlhe WIN '''p''' - s'1' -
this week.
,r.o e,,,,an ~ turkey has Just lodged
4 The sultan VI i'uu'ih'rs H"' 5t.f,fa b
an order with q Paris dress q tm ma urn
for 700 dresses for his various WIVES
4 No wonder he is considered sex man
/ s&4 Observation-Disclosures
The Gear has a double peace nesotlat'he
lob on his hands. and the probability !
4 that the Japanese end OF the th1hs WI
| ~. o,rI,, IA manage than the home end
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When the facts are known as to VIA
tho Governor of mississippi SAD 70 ~ ~
ca,arno, of Louisiana. 1t is likely tina
-, ~ vo,,o,y WIN cuss words
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