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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Mns Der Smaenb.
~1tebermnmSene Seitem.

n@enn man friiber sebn ailo.
meter melt nit Der Yoitfuii6e rel.
len muBte, mahte man iein Seita-
ment!"
r0ieie 3eiten limo ldngIt iiber.
prnoen! Sect maht MAJ
ifjon iein Seitament, ipenu man
cine Strede OF 5ebn Weteru nit
Dem automobil fabren Mill"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
WifcritGnonif.

Iidter: o9tngeflagter. Ser bier
ulS 3erge eridienene Serr @aie-
meier min BON Sbnen 6eitoblen
gngeflogtcr: .Sebr on9enehm,
Ser &idter. oarf id frageit, no Der
Serr pobnt2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Wrpb.

Commits: .gntihuloigen Sir,
Serr aabn, Dob id geitern Nad.
mittag gefeblt babe. SD babe mir
einen 3abn 5ieben laiien."
Gbei: n@os oenn fir einen
3obn?"
Commits: vgineu @eisbeits.
5ohu."
Gbef: n9fn, Damn iperben Sic
,pobl nod mebr G%ummbeiten MAIDEN
ais biSber."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Sein lester @mnidl.

9aller (arf Dem lStsrbebette, our
@Guerin): Limb woaBt, 3en5L
mennit mirflid) no, Iual beiratb'It
nafber nimmlt n Supfauer Soni,
Ger is mir no bunort @ulo'n
ldyuloi'!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Scinfnblig.

Srem0er: .@as ipnr oenn borbin
fir ein 2Grm int ser 8aititube2
80, nihtS 9eionbereS! Die @ur.
i6en marfen BLOB Den 9iiraermei.
tier rolls, neil lie iid) in ieiner @e-
gerpart %geniercll az raiien!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
SrmffeBler.

Sorltanb (bei Der 8~egriiBul,g Ell
mes neiien Witalieoes): .Sm go.
men Der @eieai6aft belize i6 Sic
ber5lid millfommen! -. uno
Sbnen, meme Serren. rufe id) 5n:
nGrgreiien Sic ben ,2"nmpen -.
etc, ETC..
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
&leinc nnb Iebl fir Mait-
id)ipeine.

Zen meilten Ndbrrpertb unter
ben periGieoenen aleieniorten emf
boften Die @ei5en- ltno oie &oo-
genfleie; oaun crit foIgen Die aleie
Ser GerIte, bes @elIdtorns unb oe&
9uhpei5ens. Die &leic ent6dli
nod mebr itiditoffbalti9e 9fdbritofir
uno p~boSpborlaure Sal5e ais Die
&orper Der betreiienoen Srudtart
miro aber ipegen ser oer6GltniB.
m6bi1 ercbeu Wenge an Sol5ialern,
meld)e lie entb6lt. BON Den Qtuit
idaucinen nid)t git auS9enubt mo
lit Saber better fiir Die Hinoer OILS
iiir Die SdJmeine 81 p~eripenben.
Erofeiior Sciben erbielt bel ieiren
Oie!en 8!itiermGsperindpn BON
NoItlhpeinen nit H%paaenfIcie uub
iaurer Ylilhl welG)' lesterc ole Ser
baulihfeit otIer iibriaen 6uttermittel
erbobt. mn unaijnItiGe grloiae mo
idlieBt boraus. BOB Ole Rteie fir
Woitidmeine fein cnpieblenSlper-
Ties Sitter lit. TaS Titttcrmebl.
bon incident bier holptiGdlih boS
@crite. &eiicn-. MoNacn. mN
Moisme0l in @etrodt fonunen.
enthGlt smar ettua5 meniqcr @ro.
teiuitoiie ole Die alcic Ser bctrci'
ienocn 8rndtnrt. ga cS abcr Better
bon Den Moitidmeircu nrSqemrtt
miro mo BEL Der MoIt ciren hare,
rem Gi'ctt icipt 10 III e$ mube.
Ninnt Der @lcic %noriniiehcr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
@prihtia.

Sic: .Su fannit pieoer faum
lteben. Saa' mir BLOB, Wann
mas On fir einen @enuB bon benz
pielen Srinfen boit?"
Or: .@erbe mid bitten. Dir SaS
au iagen - 9n idnsit ionit aud
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Sefonumiih.

Mam (mibmutbiO: .Iim bait
Tn ooh ben SUIT su sebn Sbaler
genommen; Ser 81 iiinf mar ia be.
oeuteno biibiher!"
0rau: .9crubige 9if, @Gnn.
den, ben babe ih ia and ses
nommen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12

@enn Ser Wnaen ~peritopft lit
uno unrein miro. lit eS cine natiir.
lide Solge. Dab infer 9li,t unrcin
miro. @enn mir Or. Muauit a5.
nia's Samburger Qropien sebrails
d,en. werben mir grleihteruna be.
fommen nno Der Magen uno bas
8lut tperoen s%ereinist.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Gnfgei6obcn

Mnfgeihoben -.
(Sm aaifeefrGn3den.) Die prGii.
birenoe Srau Imtsiefretdrin: Bon
ben Sobten ioa man MIR @utes
reoen unb 10 moaen mir 6enn nnies
rer beute peritorbenen 8rGn3dens
i6weIter = Der ieliaen Srau Yoit.
balterin = cine title Safie
meibenl"
ltngebnnSenes
Q ii 3 fam iid) MuBlaiio
niht,
0os mllB man logiih finben. :.
Gin Hei6, oas 10 piel Wunoen bot.
9as mus iif crit perbinoen.
- - y
Mns Der Snseno.
Silfel aorl lit al @ott. Die
Soustrau bietet ibm liebenspiiroia
nod einmal Die Shuiiel nit Gnte
on. sd bab 5war ihon stpei
Stiid oapon geseiien", iogt Snfel
aarl, .meiPS aber 10 gut lit, nebmf
id) mir nod spei Stiid." Sur
rnb, btrrab, Snfel!" ihreit iubelnS
oa Der fleine Sans, die Wama bal
getponnen, lie bat mit'm Eapa &c.
mettet, OF niirbeit itns @ues ouf
freiien!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Gin scIdeiStcr Toftur.

llnier Sbierar5t lit aber mirflih
eit Finger Mann. Ils ib i'm III
meiner franfen Sub gcbolt babe,
bat er ein Wiittel perihrieben uno
gciagt: n8enn bas niht hilit. oann
bilit nihts mebr." llno rihtia
am anbern Gage mar bie 3i,b toSt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
ED~OtOlrap0icn

toun.ri MIR pom @rpeyieu bersetelt iperoea.
80 gilt lei oereu ,Nfrttauu9 @rfGD rrna
IN boben, pallcIoe Ropi ig9 R0rptrielnas
Gen III teodhgsi. Nds paileloe Nilt uio
ShoueupernaitniB III fenuen un0 ann
audi ole notb,Sen, oil reht totjpetiqr
sppnrare III taben. SIeies Niles IN ,ors
b0upsu. meur ,Sbr 6ure photolrapbie Don
mir modNeu 'H"e'.
u. 9. Wae4emjie.
1918 elaps OR. Ouonane, 50
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12

Nitr meninc Srlittiormer be.
Iitcn Den Witb. minScrpertbide
Nrlihtiorten bei Seite III mcrirn.
Gas %einltat bopon it Sos lie Den
gan5en Serianot beeintrGhtiDen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
SinSermnno.

Wama (su Sen fleinen S0dtcrn) A.:
,@er bon gilh bat oie ihone
Tuppe 5erbrohen?"
9ie fleine Seopia: .Sit ganS
bon ielbit. Yiipphen is in Ohm.
moht eeiaaen. meil's feinen neiien
SUIT gefriegt bait"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12

Sn cin5elnen Gegcuoer. NO
Oransen geSpgen lrer6cn, untcrh0lt
mon eincn i%oaeuonrtcn Der
Tadar" SIR Sonobo6e Ger au3Gc.
mahlten Triidtr. mcldc miererun
IN GGpiiIen Sorten floiiiii3irt
merScn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-12-12
Gin lGnSli6er 8emitbs.M t6let.

Sias (pom 9orfe, b~eimfebrenb sl
ieinem Nadbar, Der ouf Dem Seloe
orbeitet): .Saii idou s'beart. @ut.
Sei @eib bat IN Der aird'n mas
Sdlaal' 'trofien, Dob lie aiii Der
Stea bin aepeien iit?"
Mlid (bGlt ii6 Den Munb an.
iammen): Y8eah. mod mi net
lpdet. 5 ban a~'iprmaene aippen."
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
CHRISTMAS DAY
GRAND OPENING c
NEW HOLLYWOOD TRACT IN
COVER ACREAGE
Formal Announcement by erder g.
Hamilton, owners--Three Hundred
and Forty Fine Lots in the
New Addition

Grider & Hamilton have announced
another real estate opening day. and
It will surely come off unless the lots
are all sold beforehand, as was the
case with the Highland Park tract two
or three weeks ago.
This firm recently secured the hold
ings Of the Cover estate, lying partly
in Hollywood and partly in Colegrove,
and will place 1t on the market Mon
day. December 25. This desirable
property was long withheld from sale,
and as a consequence the district all
around Il has been well built up.
Grider t& Hamilton have subdivided
the property under the name of Hol-
1ywood tract. 1t comprises $40 fifty-
foot lots and it is bounded on the
north by Sunset boulevard. on the east
by Hartford avenue, on the south
by Santa Monica boulevard and on the
west by Cover street
Preparations for improvement are
progressing rapidly and the tract has
been laid out with great care. There
will be three principal streets running
through the center of the tract. Cedar.
Gordon and Pine, stretching between
the two fine boulevards that add so
much to the desirabilty of the prop
erty. The boulevards are, of course,
already improved, cement curbs and
walks will be laid on Cover, Pine,
Cedar and Gordon streets and Hartford
avenue, and all streets will be graded
and oiled and supplied with shade and
ornamental trees. The price of lots
will range from $400 to $780,
1t is expected that there will be no
small demand for lots In this section.
Hollywood Is regarded by many as
Los Angeles choicest suburb and eligi-
BILE property for subdivision has been
none too plentiful. Grider & Hamil-
toms Hollywood tract will make an
other connecting link between Los An
geles and its lovely neighbor.
The tract owners are preparing to
run free excursions to the tract, both
previous to and on the opening day,
in accordance with their usual Gus
tom.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
TRIP TO CRESCENT HEIGHTS
Norton g. Hay Hosts for a Large Party
Of Citizens for an Outing In
Parlor Car

The beautiful Crescent Heights tract,
West Hollywood. was visited Thursday
afternoon by large party Of real
estate men and capitalists. who by
courtesy of Norton e. Hay, owners of
the addition. reached the tract I'm a
special parlor car on the electric line.
There are 500 large lots in this splendid
tract, and about 400 have been sold at
$500 to $4,000 each to Los Angeles and
other people who will erect handsome
homes. Large dwellings for Mr.. Nor
ton and Mr.. Hay are now In course Of
erection. Crescent Heights overlooks
Los Angeles, Hollywood and the Pacific
ocean, and as there is never any frost
out that way the location Is especially
desirable for ideal homes, the range of
mountains forming a beautiful back
ground for the edition. Excellent
electric car service Is provided.
The outing was thoroughly enjoyed
by the guests of Norton & Hay. They
were: Messrs. Bright, Leithead, Patter-
son. Lewis, Gaunahl, Munson, Plum
mer, Gurcio, Kellerman, Fleming, Han
son. Morehouse. Hassan. Thompson,
Norris, Braun, Morrison, Leroy, Burns.
Norris, Hunt, Williams, Brook and
Southard.
Recent sales in Crescent Heights in
clude twenty-five lots aggreeating s22,-
795 in value. to the following persons:
Irma Connell. II. A. Cole, John j. Con-
way, James A. Cashion, Julia r. kreu-
scher, Joe A. Smart, Ulysses G. Ramey,
James II. Ramey, l.. II. Jansen, Minnie
l.. Wagner, Rebecca Lindsay, Robert
II, Gilmore, Anders Norstronl and E.
A. Huene
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
PURCHASERS OF LOIS
Selections Made for Homes and In.
vestments In Two Good
Tracte

The Mccarthy company reports the
sale Of fifty lots in the Fruit Acres
tract to the following persons:
VIM. A. Buy Mrs, Anna Widen,
Geo McGee. Arthur Rose, E. r. Van
Baskirt, A. Il. Lobra, ]. ]. Buokanen
r H. McCrey, NJ Mcclellan, r. r..
Woodsill Mrs. Dale, Mrs. Anna Will
den. Il. M. Lee, r. H. McCrey, Mr.
Scot. NJ. Kroglaud, Chas. Tate, w. A..
Aims, A. Blankard, Mrs. Lucy Cooke,
c. NJ. Over, w. F. Reaty, T. w. Barrs,
r. Miller, b. Hintor, Chas. Sofle, G.
Fullerton, J. Easter, w w. Clark, Mrs.
II. A. Heggin, II. G. Cooper, H. Tenn
Bile.
This tract has been divided into ex-
ira large lots and sold at low prices
and on easy terms. The Mccarthy
company has recently purchased the
additional acres adjoining and will
make two or three additions to the
Fruit Acres tract shortly after the first
of the year. The improvements are
walks and curbs, graded and oiled
streets, and eight buildings are in
course of construction at the present
time in the Fruit Acres tract.
The sale Of twenty lots are also re-
ported closed I'm the Mccarthy COM
pany's Main Street villa tract to Geo.
Sales, ]. Chip, O. w. Shupe Miss
Cynthia Temble, Mrs. L. Onse. II.
Begin, Peter Wambach, V. F. VIM
low, Lena Hereford, Mrs. G. E. Col
vert, Mrs. NJ. Barry, p. A. Gleesner, r.
J. Huedinger, w. II. Neemen, Il. G..
over, Elmer Reuch.
All OF these lots are of extra large
size, and most of them are double
lots S0-foot frontages.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
MIsCALLED CHAIR TONES"
Most Hair Preparations Are Merely
Sc:ilp Irritants, of NO Value

rcalp irritants, miscalled hair tonics.
When hair is brittle. lusterless and be-
gins to fall out, the dandruff germ is
getting in its deadly work at. the root,
covered that dandruff Is a germ disease
there has been only on preparation put
on the market that will actually de-
Newbro's Herpicide It quickly reduces
scalp fever, destroys the germ; and the
falling hair stops, and hair grows lux
uriantly Ask your druggist for Herpi-
eide. 1t allays itching instantly ana
permits the hair to grow. Sold by lead
ing druggists. Send 10c in stamps for
5 sample to The Tlerpicide Co. Detroit,
Mich.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
NEW THREE.SToRY BLOCK
Contract Let for Business Building on
the Corner Of Ninth and
Flower Streets

The records show that the agree
ment, plans and specifications have
been filed by E. Pepper, owner, X. N.
Lamberth & Co., architects and con-
tractors, to erect and complete on or
before April 1, 1906, a three-story
building situated on lots 23 and "a of
Stilson's subdivision of block ga, Ord's
survey, at southeast corner of Ninth
and Flower streets. Consideration,
$40, 900, payable $4,000 when foundation
is in, $500 when second floor joists are
in place, $2500 when third floor joists
are in place. $4,000 when roof is on,
$4,000 when plastered, $4,000 when car
penter work Is finished, $4,000 when
completed and $500 thirty-five days
thereafter, No bond.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
Miles of New Streets

Miles of new streets are being graded
and tracts prepared by the Mccarthy
company for the market on the line Of
Main street, south of Slauson avenue.
The company is subdividing all its lots
IL this district in extra large sizes from
so to S0-foot frontages.
Another new house has been COM
menced in the McCarthy's company's
well known Fruit Acres tract.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
Sales in tho Southwest

The following sales were closed last
week: The southwest corner of Eight
eenth and Manhattan, 65x17S, for Mary
B. Ellis to I. Norton; consideration,
$22O0; for Miss F. S. Squier to A. NJ,
Bishop, the northwest corner of Twen-
ty-flrst and Central, SS2OO the corner
is to be improved with brick stores
at once; for Nellie Murtough to a To-
cal buyer. lot 10, block 10, Chas. V.
Hall tarct, being 5Ox133 feet to an al
Hall tract, being gOx19S feet to an al
nue. between Twenty-ninth and Thir-
tieth streets. s105O; for NJ. o. Tremain
to NJ. B. Ellis, lot II, block 16, Chas.
" Hall tract, being lot 5Ox150 feet to
an alley, on the east side of Hobart
boulevard, between Twenty-ninth and
Thirtieth, $1,000.
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Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
Lots for Improvement

A. E. Austin to Emma ]. Fellows,
60x150 feet on the east side of Lake
street, $50 feet south of Eleventh street,
In Palm Place tract; consideration,
$4,000. The purchaser will improve with
handsome home to cost $4,000.
A. E. Austin to M. Spier and S. r.
Norton, 60x15O feet to an alley, located
on the east side of Grand View street.
$50 feet north of Twelfth street; con-
sideration. $1,000
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
On Third Street

Andreas Peterson has paid John @.
Guy $4,000 for lot 50x120 feet on the
north side of Third street, between
Olive street and Grand avenue, i'm
proved with a two-story twelve-room
dwelling. Six years ago the grantor
bought the propertY for $1,000.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
Bought for Subdivision

Frank Pellissier has sold F. II. Ed
wards, william Wolf. c. c. Lewis, c.
w. Easton, H. Jevne, L. D. Sale,
Charles e. Anthony and associates 26.32
acres of unimproved land on the south
west corner of Wiltshire boulevard and
Western avenue for S73,41S. The tract
is to subdivided and improved.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
Block on seventh Street

1t is announced that a handsome
three-story brick building will be erect
ed on the north side of Seventh street,
between Los Angeles and Main streets,
for the Kerckhoff estate. the improve
ment, with lot, to cost $75, 900. The
Western Electric company of Chicago
has secured a lease on the building
for a term of years, through Wright
& Calender. The lot is 50x126 feet.
Plans for the improvement will be
drawn by Morgan G. Walls.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
Fifty Acres Sold

E. P. Thorn and associates have pur-
chased from James A. Keeney a tract
containing fifty acres, unimproved, for
the reported price of S27,5O0, or $3.50 an
acre. The land is located on the south
side of Manchester avenue, between
Main street and Moneta avenue.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
On jefferson Street

J. ]. Davis has sold to W. c. Thorn
ton a lot 130x13O feet on the south side
OF Jefferson street, between Figueroa
and Wesley streets. The lot is improved
with a ten-room, two-story frame
dwelling and a slx-room frame cottage.
The reported price Is 10000.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
On DoWney Avenue

A. B. Shoemake has paid j. NJ. Plum
mer $10,6O0 in cash and land for lot
on Downey avenue, 42x76 feet, i'm
proved with two-story frame bust
ness building, known as 1S20-1S24 Dow
ney avenue The land, which COM
prises thirteen acres. lying near Rivera
is valued at $S000
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-10
BIC BUILDINGS
ARE PROJECTED
STOCK SUBSCRIBED FOR TEN
STORY BLOCK
viii Be Known as the stock Exchange
Building, to Be Erected on the
LankershIm Lot-Western
Electric Building

The Col Lankershim lot on the south
east corner of Fourth and Main streets
has been selected as the site for the
proposed ten-story business and office
building by the Los Angeles stock ex-
change. The improvement has been
under consideration for several months
and the promoters have been success
full in securing subscriptions to the
amount Of the stock, $4,000.
]. B. Neville. vice president OF the
stock exchange said Yes; the lot
on the corner of Fourth and Main
streets has been decided upon as the
site for the stock exchange building.
There will be no difficulty about pro-
viding funds for the Improvement. All
of the required stock has been fully
subscribed.
The exchange will have a regulation
pit ON the ground floor in the rear. and
stock brokers' and other representatives
of financial interests will occupy the
upper floors. AS soon as a sufficient
number of tenants are secured the con-
tract will be let. About 100000 will be
used in the erection of the building,
which will be one of the handsomest
structures in Los Angeles"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15
Don't Experiment.
You Will Make no Mistake if You
Follow This Texas Citizens
Advice,

Never neglect your health. If you are
always tired, or have pain in the back,
urinary disorders, dizzy, or nervous
spells, it's time to act. These are all
symptoms of dangerous kidney troubles
and you should use remedy which is
known to cure these troubles safely and
surely. Doan's Kidney Pills is that
remedy, and if yon wished to be cured
of kidney trouble without experiment.
ing, do not fail to use it. Others have
been cured and cured permanently.
Why not follow the advice of a Texas
citizen and be cured yourself!
j. Il. Browning, of Dalls, book. keeper
for Betterton & Morgan, 1873 North JEFF
ferson St., says: "In the spring of 1902
| stated through our Dallas papers that
Doan's Kidney Pills cured me of either
weaken or over-excited kidneys which
had annoyed me far too long to be
pleasant. A remedy which can be de-
pended upon to do all that is claimed
for 1t, deserves not only the endorse
ment of the public, but the rec endorse
ment. j gladly allow my opinion to be
used as recommendation of Doan's
Kidney Pills for another year."
For sale by all dealers. Price Soc,
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
Fow sale by The j. F. Crow Drug Co
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15
Just ask for what you want that's all.
ERAmBERT g. KING,
Quite Simple.

Wilson-Here's a problem for
you, old man: A donkey was tied
to rope six feet long, eighteen
feet away there was a bundle of
hay, and the donkey wanted to get
the hay. How did he manage it?
sharp-Oh, I've heard that one
before. You want me to say, 81
give it up" and you'll say, $50
did the other donkey"
"Not at ALL"
Then how did he do it?'
"Just walked up to the hay and
ate it,"
"But you said he was tied to a
rope six feet long"
$50 he was. But you see the
rope wasn't tied to anything. Quite
simple isn't it?"
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15

Indiana, the home of geniuses,
politicians and reforms has abol.
ished the upper berth in sleeping
cars. Now if they will abolish the
lower berth and stand for separate
compartments like the European
cars we shall know that the youth
full and irrepressible effervescence
of Senator Beverage has not been
in vain.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15

The reorganization of the canal
commission is at last an accom-
plished fact, and it is believed that
the new men will be stronger and
more effective as they are nearly
all younger than those whom they
have succeeded. The best availa.
BILE engineering talent in the coun-
try has been brought to the work.
Whether it will be lock canal or
sea level canal has not been def.
ninety decided but since the price
will run into hundreds of millions,
the country is entitled to the best
canal canal that can be built for
money. OF the seven commission
ers in chief four are experts in con.
structive work, Wallace, Haines,
Endicott and Earnest. Burr and
Parsons as members of the advi.
sorry board indicate President
Roosevelt's desire to have the
available men in the profession.
Here are six engineers of great
reputation as constructors and ad-
ministrators of great enterprises.
They have done much in the past
in similar work and will bring to
this enterprise theoretical learning
ripened by experience. In choos-
ing as head of the commission a
private citizen the president has
gone to railroad and selected a
man who has demonstrated excu.
tive ability and whose capacity as
a supervisor is we'll known in an
analogous field. The American
people now expect progress.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15

A Paris correspondent is Great.
ing a sensation in that city by a
series of articles on the cart and
Necessity of Beating Women"
maintaining that women are not
happy unless they are beaten reg
ularly beaten by their husbands.
AS advice touching his health, we
should suggest that he does not
come to America to deliver lee.
lures on the subject.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15

The court of claims has decided
that Green and Gaynor cannot be
allowed their claim of ten thous.
and dollars due them on their con.
tracts until they come and testify
AS Green and Gaynor are in Can.
ada trying to avoid extradition pro.
ceedings it is apparent that the
court of claims has been INDUCING
in a Joke.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15

When the income of Cuba was
10000 short of paying the in
terest on her National debt the
government paid half a million
dollars for theatre in Havana
which was Improbable to the
owner, who had, nevertheless,
enough influence to unload it on
the government.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-04-15
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