New-York tribune., 1905-08-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

"The LeesviIle QMo) Light" relates this Distress
ing news: I'm taking up goat on the square last
evening Constable Ballet butted more than
was pleasant" Just how much butting the con-
stable fnds agreeable is not made clear.
Proof.-The Kentuckian-7I never saw man who
The -Yorker-Loves her sorne eh?
The Kentuckan-simply, worships her! You may
believe me or not but know for fact that he
named his best horse after her!-(Puck
The automobile is making it's way to the ends Of
the earth In the upper part Of Transkei Q<afir-
land) service of motor cycles has recently been
established ridden by natives. to carry the mails
from Mount Frere to the outlying stations. and
So on to Kokstadt, distance of seventy miles
Nobody.-Nordy-Eve optimism may be made a
Butts-As to how?
Who wants TO hear woman singing; Let Let a :.
at 81 in the shade?"-(Louisville Courier-Journal
They attend to the comfort of the public ear in
Belgium. At Verviere organ grinders are by law
compelled to appear every morning before the po-
lice superintendent and play their instruments.
The organs which chance TO be out of tune must be
in order before license to play on the streets
Will be granted
there never was woman on earth who could re-
frain from turning around to rubber at some other
"NO?" replied his WIFE, sweetly. Didn't you ever
hear of Philadelphia Press.
parrot which talk in two languages and
which has seventeen phrases has been added to the
London Geological Gardens. 1t is a native of
Northern India. and three of it's phrases In an
Indian dialect. the rest being English
Long Felt OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES the matter
wild ye, Mixer
FinneganITis near kilt was be fallin down an
Wei Wen, tits too bad they can't invint coal
hole thotH stay shut whin it's open. (Philadel-
phia Ledger.
Inquiry is made and then to where Pat
rick Henry is buried. The orator lies in a quiet
grave the estate in Charlotte County Va
where he formerly lived Red Hill is the name of
the estate, which is the Staunton River thirty
eight miles from Lynchburg. When Patrick Henry
bought the place it comprised about $500 acres.
One OF the nearest neighbors was John Randolph
Of Roanoke. fifteen miles away. Red Hill is now
owned by Henry's grandson. William Writ Henry.
Affording a Slight Hope.-Irs GasweIl-I wish I
knew of something that would improve my hus-
Mrs Upmore-I believe ju-jitsu would help him
That's something never heard of. How do you
cook it?'-(Chicago Tribune.
"A little incident that occurred at a fashionable
society wedding last week should serve a warn
ing to the bargain hunter at the summer sales. +"
says "The London Chronicle" "A woman in a
new haiti was particularly successful hat-sat
serene and self-satisfed in of the top pews
To her came an agitated ladys maid A whispered
coloquy followed, resulting in the blushing dis
comtiture of the serene and self-satisfesd woman
The maid fumbled in the chiffon, dealing havoc
among the spring. summer and autumn flowers
that bloom with such amazing spontaneity on hats
of this sort. and finally retired with a label but
not before many feminine eye and one or two
masculine ones had read it the compromising
legend, Reduced from - This is a true story"
She-You are depressed. I didn't know you cared
much for your uncle.
He-I didn't; but was the means of keeping him
In an insane asylum the last year of his life and
now that he has left me all his money I've got to
prove that he of sound mind.-(Tit Bits "