The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-27


The humane society cranks are hot
on the trail of President Roosevelt he
cause he hunted bears out west. Griz
lilies have no humane societies to pro
teet us and there is no reason why We
should be so particular about thei,
comfort.
The Memphis News Scimetar threat
ems to write an editorial on the first
woman who appears upon the streets
of Memphis wearing a hoop skirt.
A political revolution in Philadel
phia and the deportation of Durham
would arouse the sleeping municipal
conscience of the entire country.
Rogers and Tom Lawson should be
shut up in a room until they fight out
their differences. AT present they are
washing dirty linen in public.
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The London critics who are say
ing that John Hay is our only real
statesman find no response in the
American Senate.
William E. Cramer, the active edi-
tor of the Milwaukee Wisconsin, is
dead at the age of 81. Carry the news
to Osler.
The execution of Johann Hoch will
fill the wild west with widows, but 1t
will not boom the mourning goods
market
DIR. ParlShurst says Philadelphia is
rotten. He was referring to the city
as whole and not to the baseball
team.
Princess Louise has been declared
sane, so we will have to get some
other explanation for her elopement.
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Mr.. Alton B. Parker a lawyer of
some prominence in New York, is
spending a few days in Chicago.
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The task of writing his book will not
interfere with President Rooseyelts
operations against the Senate.
Taft says he sees no harm In the big
stick After his experience on the lid
he is not afraid of anything.
II all the people beefing about faint
ed money were supplied with the arti-
Gle they would keep quiet
Slow messenger boys are now
called ojestvenskys-it takes them
so long to get anywhere.
BY fixing the damage to her heart
at $250,000 Mrs. Poillon is bulling the
market to beat the band.
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Hats off to Mayor John Weaver of
Philadelphia! He is a fighter, and it
looks as If he is right
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Georgia could go far and not find a
better man for governor than the Hon.
Clark Howell.
Philadelphias city council has
stolen everything in sight except the
city hall.
The rise of Montgomery and the fall
of Atlanta are the top features Of
| baseball.
The Big Stick and the Big Stork are
both featured by the present admins
tratiop.
Philadelphians begin to think graft
at home is as bad as graft in Russia.
Johann Hoch feels that his game
has been queered beyond hope.
Birmingham needs a first division
team. Why can't we have one.
The weather is trying to bring out
line of 37-cent Panama hats.
The tariff hogs are beginning to get
their feet back in the trough.
Peace settlements In Chicago have
strings tied to them.
Out in Oregon the wife-heater stands
to get wife-beaten.
Strike and blight are synonymous
| terms.
WOODWARD IRON co.
VIII Erect Big Steel Plant In the
Near Future.
From the Wall Street Journal.
The Woodward Iron company at Wood
ward. Ala, in the Birmingham district,
| is planning the erection of a big steel mill,
1t is said that it will be in the near future
arrival of the Tennessee Coal and Iron
company in the making of open hearth
| rails.
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