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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21
MUST REMEMBER FACES.
BY x.rvin worcs.ter.

There is no doubt that the increased lists Of
|acqnaintances that come to the business man In
the great cities are having an effect upon the old
ability to remember faces. AS ones acQuaint-
ances grow in numbers, the custom Of introduce
lions plays prominent part. passing ac
quaintance meets the man who would remem-
Der and he introduces third person whom the
man probably never expects to see again. He
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21
THE LATE WILLIAM zIeaLER
Noted Millionaire and Promoter Of
Arctic Exploration.

William Ziegler, millionaire and pro-
moter Of Arctic exploration, died at his
country home near Noroton. Conn.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21

work he takes hold of first things and readily solves
All the time you doing work here you solving
problems The old idea to solve problems in book
That isn't true to-day All the country they are es
tablishing schools of agriculture.
Agriculture Is itself education which trains as well
- books train The best educaton-what Is 1t? 1t is
one which puts hands and mind at the same
time Agriculture makes man think for himself 1t makes
MIN ut to take up the problems Of fe We lived In
an era of the building of large cities Boys have run
from farms and have built the cities. But who now is
70 furnish the cities with products with the things which
90 to make up the things In city? So people going
back to the counryto the farms With proper appi
cation OF science and business methods be made
70 pay as well other businesses In the country there
are opportunities for almost every an honest
living This. after all. the life And school Of this
sort Is the real place for you live are put In
touch with real problems Of fe learning things
which are going to be of some USE
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21

William CLARK i,
who, commission
ed by President
Jefferson. explor-
ed the great Ore
son country.
At the end of
their exploration
there w as fas-
tened at the log
walls Of old Fort
I,v - Al r,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21
tue FARM a GOOD SCHOOL.
~ Proeesser I. u. aailex

Even II a farm boy has never, perhaps, had
much schooling he rises high, for the farm Ia,
after ALL very good school. A boy has to do
things there for himself If anything breaks
down he doesn't need to call an expert to his
assistance. He has learned to do actual things
to solve a problem for himself. He knows there
fore. how to solve the next problem And when
he goes out into the world and hepins his life
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21

make possible note of the mans features figure and
carriage II the whom is introduced feels ss
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21

Unwholesome food Is serious cause
of disease, whether 1T be food that is
unsuited to the season, or food that is
unsuited to the fowl by being dam
aged.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1905-06-21

The use of charcoal will prevent
much Of the diseases that affect poul-
try. A teaspoonful of charcoal per
fowl in the soft feed about three
times week Will prove great bene-
fit to their health.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-05-14

the seashore
dwiteh
to do
seIng
spells 70
In broomsick
collection OF
on she of her
lizards
visions
all the witches wichdom.
the
backof ne unkind
called for
the
dolphin strings strung
MyrtiHa
often gazed and in the purple mist imagined the towers OF the
0
of happy good
furious Mr
smiling be borne
70 an fnsta
% dophin"And
before,
buried sands."
reckoned without host - : $
in
deeds. sunshny thoughts and stories
Pholgobln
Can find herr
The SUNSHINE dtor ufHg nice newd o
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-05-14

little
a
the fiend
ereaare they cried; e. aa,e - - - - .,
mnthe
Of hisser tran hs2s she said
Oh. m
Thensh
AS
She Eade a
more. With report
neV
stricken eyes o e
afanv ives haards
hmych ndren.
1t to
nesa to OF
of the In
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-05-14

the jungle She does not know Just VIVA.
that makes her believe danger
anywhere
Perhaps like tricks their old
IN
all ppng out Of the jungle and laughing at
herr oars n purrngs?
Do you find them2
ratngi a
oors b
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-05-14
A LITTLE CHAT WITH THE SUNSHINE MEMBERS.

NJ
this today The letter from her
is raise sufficient
money % ne
Shadows and
Sunshine woldbe
her books Hba very readable book
sunshine where will
aprai
Ihavet
cewHeat nvas
raise the money the
neam villa
wears Frankie
eue
sehas toys
That visited the hospital
sand
bal anmdna avery short
grown
mindr o our
girls this week? dnt
have tod OF
shhh tell
and will glad
lives at o
tohe from h
haven't
t yfeCn a
Sunshine works 0 do for her
Va
of
things
but not from adI am
be eymachr fo eehae
tint
rtrufn
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-05-14
what She Has to Sau:


dmaIey just tie tiny sunshin
ots
frame
lice
book
to The omen
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call
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in my
Loving In sunshln ands
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-05-14
HOW TO FORM A SUNSHINE CIRCLE


to the
]
with
The
obtained
as
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-05-14
LAST WEEKS PRIZE WINNERS


Gibbs.
Priv Fairy Picture fueyT
ia Picture
Drawn Adams Mason w Va
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25

81 200 mEIGHT-RooM HOUSE E ON STREET 1l roor
good cellar and furnace back poche
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25

GET CERTIFICATE OF TITLE TO YOUR
suburban farm purchase in Maryland from the
Maryland Real Estate Title Co., Com. Natl Bank
bldg. 14th and G. and your title will be secure
fe16-TSt-a
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25

4 3nn WEST OF nth STREET FLA. AVE
f,CUU brick, first floor
exchange by builder
for building purposes and Will Sc
SIS adjoining house is offered
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25

FOR EXCHANGED BEAUTIFUL CORNER LOT
100 feet, fronting south, by IS feet; located in
the northwest suburbs: on grade; has gas, water,
sewer. sidewalks. curbing and paved streets.
Price. 5000; worth more; VIII trade for equity
wANTED--A GOOD CITY HOUSE OR FARM IN
Maryland. near Washington. in exchange for
good stock. GEO. H. SHOULDERS. zI9 18th
FOR SALE OR ExCHASGE-ONE Or MORE +
room and bath nat houses. renting at ~ per
KNIGHT. 1926 U st. NV. mh25-2ts
FOR EXCHANGE-NICE S-ROOM AND BATH
bhaSh no9sE w SCnMEn NJ nv q nST'
o'BRIEN BELT Inc.). i220 ct. NV.
mh25-s&S2t
FOR EXCHANGE SMALL HOUSE. WELL
HOUSE. BLUNDON. 0'BRlEG : BnLr (lnc:).
1220 ct. n.w. ms&bsA8@e !.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25
Daughters Of Veterans.

UBHSS1s O1 vetetd1S'
The Mrs. Ellen Spencer Mussey Tent.
No. /, d. of w., held its last regular meet
ing at the home Of the president, Mrs.
Vivienne staley.
The most important business OF the
meeting was the appointment OF COM
mittee to arrange for 'rummage sale"
70 be held by the tent In the early spring.
After concluding the business the MEM
hers enjoyed . social hour with the
hostses. drinking chocolate from rare
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25
POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.
MARYLAND. DELAWARE AND VIRGINIA
RY. CO.

Ky. co.
Potomac River Route. Spring Schedule.
On and after March the steamers Anne Arun-
del and Northumberland will leave 7th st. wharf
every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday at pm.
for Baltimore and river landings. Returning
leave Baltimore pier No. 8, Light ST., every Tues
day, Thursday and Saturday at pm, arriving In
Washington early Monday. Thursday and Satnr-
day mornings.
Ali river freight must be prepaid. baltimore
freight solicited. Accommodations for passengers
strictly drst class.
STEPHENSON & BRO.
Telephone Main 745 Agents. TIN 1t. wharf
mh9-tf.20
e. 8. RANDALL POTOMAo RIVER LNE.
Winter Schedule.
In effect December -, 1904.
Str. HARRY RANDALL Mondays and Wednes.
days ut 400 pm for Colonial Beach, Colton's
B1shwood. Rock Point, Curri0men. Nomini and In
termediate landings % river. Saturday. e 100
Mondays trip. isndinss n Lower Nachoacc. and
Thursday mp touching at Wtrt.a
Str. ESTELIE RANDALL FOR GLIA0NT AND
intermediate landins.. st an. daily. sxeepe
euSday Restraining ahe1t = ~. 1eeo8
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25
REAL ESTATE-OUT OF CITY.

BOSTON REAL ESTATE-HAvE YOU ANY PROP
erty ia Boston vicinity that you wish cared
for disposed of +. +. WHITTIER. 23i IRE
mont bldg. Boston. mh3-f&sSt.
EOR RENT-NEAR FORTRESS MONROE VA
fine three-story frame building. fronting on
Hampton Roads between Fit. Monroe and New
port News; contains about % rooms; heated by
hot water and partly furnished; has barn and
stable aud Il spring on the grounds; property en-
braces about ten acres, and has about u thou
sand feet OF water front. with fine fishing, bath
ing and boating; electric pass the
property; excellent location for a summer and
winter health resort. Apply to JAMES r. SHEA,
643 Louisiana ave. NV. ta2S-s.tf
BEFORE YOU BUY ANY KIND OF REAL ES-
TATE In any part OF the United States send for
my large list Of desirable properties for sale
Tell me In what city. state or territory you are
interested. guarantee to satisfactorily MI your
requirements. W. NJ. OSTRANDER,
S19 North American bldg,
m3s.n.S Philadelphia.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25

nm NUMBERED STREET SOUTH OF I. STREET
brick ho
BATH If
located roomy house a a figure look at this
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25

. EOO -THREE-sToRY HOUSE NEAR 18TH AND r.
J,COO had In this house, ba
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-03-25
SUBURBAN PROPERTY.

MD, ONE CAR FARE TO DIS
trict Iine-Lots Holiday tract, close to car
line; 5000 to 5000 square feet, $500 TO $500.
Lots on Brentwood tract and squares from
car line. 1000 to 10000 square feet, s115 to
5000 Any lot up to $500, S. cash. SIS monthly.
w. A. BARTLETT,
,nh95- 30tr g. ines Loan and Trust bldg
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
.InthnnS.


j. MersoSN q. 10 town
last week.
Mrs. Emmie Darling is home again for
a short time.
Grove Halstead of Lawton was in town
one day this week.
w. r. Helms, who mas been seriously
i'll, is couvalescent.
Geo. B. Dobson Of Ann Arbor was in
Paw Paw last Monday,
M. NJ. Chapman Of Gull Lake was in
Paw Paw last Saturday
f. Elkerton of Dowagiac was in Paw
Paw the first of the week
Regular meeting of the Modern Wood
men next Thursday evening,
Geo. Nj. Harrison is confined to the
house on account of sickness.
Mrs. J Heron of Watervliet was in
town the forepart of the week
Mrs. Bert Heffner of Water vliet was
in Paw Paw the first of the week.
r. NJ. Chase is iu Bangor this week on
account of the death of his mother
q. s. Dyckman of South Haven was
10 Paw Paw the latter part of last week.
j. Leach has just finished fine job of
painting and repairing in Taylor's bar
Der shop,
At the council meeting last Monday
evening claims were allowed amounting
to $4,000.
The c. r society of the F. B. church
will meet at the home of G. E. Hutchins
Sunday evening.
Married, Saturday, February IL, by
Justice Rowland, Clarence Emmons aud
Allie Hodges, both Of Decatur.
Advertised letters: Henry Sippel Elk
moist, II Jackson, Frank j. w Kroth,
Mrs. Nora Alkinbrack, Mrs. Aida Boaze
Paw Paw lodge No. Is, l. o. O. F., will
have work in the first and second degrees
three candidates) Friday evening" Every
member of both degree staifs is requested
to be- present.
The ladies of the first division of the
Presbyterian society will give a colonial
tea at the church parors from to
o'clock Tuesday, February 2l. Every
one is invited
The Woman's Missionary society in
vites all Free Baptists who are interested
in missions to join them in a picnic din
ner and social gathering at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs r. A. Aseltiue, Friday,
February p.
j. d. Allen Of Mandan, n D., sent
his parents a box of wild game, consist
ing of partridge from Wisconsin, prairie
chicken from Illinois, ptarmigan from
British Columbia and black grouse from
Europe, all in good condition.
The following item is from the Hot
Springs, Ark, Sentinel Record: "Mr.
Thos Todd has purchased therestaurant,
cafe and bar of the Arkansas Club Mr..
c. r. McKenly is retained as manager
and steward The standard aud excel
lence of the club viii be maintained and
its reputation for having the best cui-
sine aud service will be guaranteed"
Mr. Todd IS landlord of the peuiusular
az Lake Cora We don't know whether
Tommy" picked up the "long-green
necessary Tor the purchase in the usual
Hot Springs way, but if DE did bis wife
probably saw TO it chat it was safely in-
vested
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
UNDERTAKERS.

f. A. Shoesmith, residence 81 Pine ST.,
Just west of Presbyterian church. [54tf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
Above Sale is for ALL DAY.

We have Just opened white Mercerized Wasting
Cloths The STYLES point of beauty of anything
heretofore the Cloths equal those shown last
year 3o 4c 5oc To the with them offer
25c 2oc 900 and 44c. If you them you will buy
them
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
Bert Bennett has sold hisI
pool room to Ralph Lambers'

Bert Bennett has sold hisag
pool room to Ralph LambersH.
Mr.. and Mrs. Barney OF
the winter meeting OF the ,,,, &
tion of Spiutualists at StufaSlb.< =
Saturday and Sunday. They also'
ed in Kalamazoo and Battle Greek
We are informed that w. y. I'll
will start a kennel OF cocker spa
While in Grand Rapids, he purcl
a fine specimen of that breed 4
Wishing any further particular, =
see him. rribed .
The last number on the t.v
ture course will be the lectu-
h. Clarke, Tuesday evening. Fe
2l. He is spoken Of in high ter
the press where he has appoare
his lecture viii doubtless be an
tainment of high order. On The
the Cotcrie course has been a su
one, and has given good sat
We hope Che ladies will have a
6nce for the closing number
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
MISCELLANEOUS.
Van Buren House.

West Paw Paw st. Rates, 81 per day
Special rates for board by the week
Large rooms newly furnished and com
fortably warmed.
t26 ]. w. PRoCTOR, Prop
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17

The Wolverine Nursery. A complete
line of guaranteed stock at moderate
prices. @. u PRATER, Jr., Prop,
2ig9tf law Paw Mich
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
Geo. l.. Bruner.

Obermeyer's "Our Colonel"
The richest quality cigar on the market
Always reliable. Try them. For sale
by all dealers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
For sale.
For Sale

For Sale
My house and two acres of land in the
west part of town. Plenty of fruit. Also
20 acres of good hay and mint land; some
timber. Enquire of
t4* ii. q. LovELAND.
First house on the Decatur road.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
L0eGI Department..
A Blizzard Chorus.

From Greenland's icy mountains
A biting blizzard blows,
And Afric's shivering citizens
Are hollerin' fer close.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
RubberS.-A--

While the Rubber Companies the price of ubbers
put prices by offering lot of mems buckle rolled
edge Arccs worth $I75 for just ST. IS.
lot of all rubber fleece lined Arctics worth $75
for Match them you with your mail order house
cataogDo
1t is business after-busness must have. If
not customer let make you
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
SGlhCk'S Saturday Sale!
=
FEB. 18.

Just the kind onghts when plenty Of warm Clothing is
required
We going help keep you warm by selling you new
1914 Blankets that have sold 75c all season for 55c
the pair. Coors, white tan and grey.
Another quite large but just at 44c
pair
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17

Schedule of Teachers Examinations.
I9O4.5.
Silas Marner-Eliot
June 1910, Bangor
Legend of Sleepy Holow-lrving
August 1O-11 -----.-- Paw Paw
Elegy of a Country Churchyard-Gra
October 1920 --.----.p Paw Paw
Grafton az Laying Of Corner Stone Of Bunker Hill
Monument-Webster.
Eighth Grade Examination, May 4-5.
Reading, ,----.------- barefoot Boy'-Wmtuer
Office days every Saturday. Office in southwest
corner first floor of court house Telephone at
ohice and residence.
u r.. ASEI line. Co. Com'r Of Schools.
Roscoe BrOughton, VI. ID
Office over Cummings store
If Paw Paw, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-02-17
WANTED

A reliable party with knowledge of grape
culture 60 work a slzable farm in fruit
aud other crSTN ON shares; has several
acres in grapes. good buildings Fine
opportunity Best of references required
Address,
u. O. Box 800.
t3 Kalamazoo Mich
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Progress.

Is your son taking lessons in
jiu jitsu?" we ask Of Mr.. Bilfitser.
Yes, | believe he is taking
course of instruction in it," he
replies.
is he making much progress" ?"
Well, / don't know whether
he is or not, but at last accounts
he had learned six different ways
to pronounce name of the
science, or fad, or habit, or what
ever it may be.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
A Daring Costume .

They say Mollie's bathing
suit is very daring"
30, you should see it. Daring
doesn't describe it,"
Is 1t possible? Is it so short
as all that?"
Why, il is not short at all.
But II is a vivid yellow and green
plaid, trimmed In red and blue. "
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

-
that he is happy.
-" II 's' mus now S'I '"'''''' io''
anu 'o'NS '"a' uOH gree VII" you
s'heD'NS is OUT win "a lArgiS on NO" To-
i've forever one u'"eH'' 'ou'u ue
WORKED "ou'u oe the "DONloh oI '"e ep'-
taph'
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Suspicious Action.

We come upon the auto, stand
ing at the brow Of the hill.
Hello" we say to the chauf-
feur. Broken DOWN.
No, sir" he responds.
out Of gasoline?"
No sir. We have plenty
Tire punctured?"
No, sir. The tires are in per
feet condition"
Lost your way?'
No, sir. The country here
abouts is very familiar"
Dropped something from the
auto?"
No, sir. Nothing of the sort"
Then why are you standing
here? Why are you not shooting
down the hill and across the level
at a terrific speed?"
81 do not care to do that" says
the owner Of the machine, who
has reen silent until this moment.
Il had my auto stopped here so
that l might enjoy the magnifi-
cent view from this elevation"
With a frightened glance at
him, we turn and hasten to the
nearest town, to warn the officials
that an evidently insane person
is at large in an automobile.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
AZ the BOOkstand.

"Is that next months Rustler
magazine - asks the patron. indi-
eating the periodical in question.
Yes. sir. but it is back num-
Der now. says the dealer
A back number? Why It is
only the first Of this month. and
that magazine is dated for next
month"
1 know but nowadays the
magazines for two months from
now come out the week before the
current month. and a magazine
that is only a month ahead Of time
is really six weeks old"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
No Fellow Feeling.

" No, sub, says our
friend. Colonel Blud-
dygoah Of Kentucky.
No match what you
say about the Japan
ese. / cannot feel any
admiration or appre-
citation Of theih ex-
ploits."
" But" we argue.
" Il seems to Us that
any one would thrill
with enthusiasm a.
reading their remark
a b lie exploits, a n q
their"
No, sub" he inter-
rupts. " No Ken
tuCkian. sub, would
eveh feel any thrill
when reading about
people who do their
best hghtin' on wataE,
sub.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Can't Stand Prosperity.

Is Scribblett working now?"
No. His friends can't get him
to settle down to work again"
What's the matter?"
He made five thousand dol
lars out Of his book on How to
BE Economical; or, the Royal
Road TO Riches, and he won t
work a lick until he goes broke" /"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

ENJOYABLE Outing.

We meet our friend who has been spending
two weeks at the resort famed for its scenery
and outdoor attractions
Have good time?" we ask.
Great" he replies
They say Upp-There-by-the-La is
pleasant place for a vacation"
1T certainly is why. the night clerk al
that hotel is the best partner at bridge ! ever
found"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

whether I have or
not Do you mean
that | am young OF
that you think / am
old and don't look it?''
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Sans PEUR ct Sans REPROCHE.

But, poor fellow, why do you
not wear better garments Il? Surely
some charitable persons would give
you"
"Ah. kind lady. if / did not wear
desc rags an tatters-if ! wore more
presentable attire-what would de
neighbors say if dey saw me talkin'
20 you on your side porch ?"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

who VIII rUmOWDNT
the days when the
original old inhabi-
tants told about those
deer being shot. ."
Why give medals to
heroes? If they wear
them we are sure to
say they are terribly
ConCeited.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Room for Speculation. .

All madam the gentleman Of Chesterheldian de
certainly you have quaed of the fountai
Of eternal youth Your"
Sir, " Interrupts the lady
Pardon me. Surely you have taken offense"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Migglesbury's Musings.

Monday morning l met the king
of the pessimists. lie claimed that
if a man didn't have time to go
away on a vacation he could attain
the same result by sCorvhing the
back of his neck with a burning
glass, losing his money out of a
hole in his pocket, and eating moth
ing that agreed with him.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
As 1t Will Be.

u know it sounds unkind.' remarks the
man with the uncertain eye, but shall be
glad when there are no old inhabitants left
to tell us about how they remember shooting
deer where the heart of the city now is
We'll" observes the man with the false
shirt front when that day arrives there
will be an entirely new lot of old inhabitants
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

A n thought he suffering from unrequed
but the doctors diagnosed
operated him, he welland is
how change those into adver
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

THAT doctor promised me a year ago that he
would give me a crop of hair, and now he
saws I've got to quit smoking have heart disease
If he isn't any better hearts than he is on hair
I'm going to make change"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Her Limitation.

"'Tis most uncanny," she repined;
with canning things I'm losing hope,
Since after all my work I find
l simply can't can cantaloupe"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

There Is nothing 90
aggrayatirE as TO
have people point out
the faults you think
you have hidden sue
cessfully
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13


ran a
continually
a
IN a to
it o be o
a e
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

AIDS 10 POPULARITY.

"I haven't decided just where ! shall go
during August" says the possible tourist
Better decide TO stop at our place, urges
the advance man Of the summer resort.
what attractions have you?'
-Four hoiresses, six actresses, two popular
novelists. three army officers, one plutocrat,
and a mineral spring"
CSC
The Facts in the Case.
Maud Muller. on a summers day
Stood in the meadow, raking hay,
The judge rode up, and stopped TO chat
Maud said " find I'm getting fat,
And so I workout what's the usel
It seems I simply can't reduce!"
The Judge replied: you fatl o, fudge
You're simply plump, or I'm no Judge.
Maud sighed I'm not bones and skin!
The sad part is: might have been"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
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Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13
Supporting the Theory,

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Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-13

Tuesday it was the other way
about This time it was an opti-
mist who oyerworks his optimism.
He insisted upon being optimistic
over my misfortunes. We usually
can tell the other man how he
could have avoided the banana peel
that threw him.