New-York tribune., 1905-05-12
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

cotton umbrella. when bunco stcerer stepped up
to him and claimed acquaintance. Il don't seem
to remember you" said the Judge Upon being
urged 10 refresh his memory tho Judge seeing
through the little game. calmly said: We'll. my
friend. 1 have sent so many of you boys to jail I
can't remember you all. you know"
There's Just one thing I wanted to say to you
"OnIy one. Mira" queried he socitouslv
Aren't you feeling well?"-(Tit-Bits
Mexico has institute of medicine and has
lately sent forth delegate thereof to the State OF
Mchoacan to investigate the properties of a plant
which grows there md bring back a specimen. Ac-
cording TO the Michoacans, the perfume of this
plant produces bewilderment OF the senses and
persons thus affected lose their way in the woods
where IL grows. and parties have TO be sent
out after them. The institute will investigate the
properties Of this singular growth. IL its emissary
is successful IN bringing back a specimen. But II
he docs this without losing his way the native pre-
tensions in regard TO the weed should suffer
some abatement.
TOILET HINTS.
"a vel H. known woman writer writer has sxeslen, ad-
Sewers sTitisa fau,andins ln;oierant thoughts ali
iustre rom the eve '~Da:y chrOnise anu take '"'
There are many. many quacks abroad with soft.
Who persuade YOU they can aid you in the art Of
One will ieIi YOU Nth assurance you may conf
For perfection Of complexion If you only use his
Number Two VIII pledge his honor to the solemn
Tim, ddSsI,a GosPe! truth ~ b. lotto, ,n ,,,r,
Number Three suggests 4 peg that Will give
Whence he urges it energies prescntabe con-
While another has corset which will keep you
-. CONNIE Il faut
sec 1t grow.
But. II people buy the rubbish that is only made
Why, the ninnies waste their suineas and their
foolish pains as well.
deeper than the skin
That the features are the creatures OF the soul
Are your thoughts severe ard critical? Your cuti-
And crinkes into wrinkles. and the lustre leaves
Vulgar spite and petty scandal play tho mischief
Make your forehead dry and horrid and your tenn
While a tendency to sander makes your epdermis
Till IFS Simply hanging Imply round a deslccated
So. my ladies. when the mrror-candid critic-lets
That your color duer than in days of long
Vain the golden transformations which you order
Vain the creaming and the steaming of your
Vain to rail a. Father Chronos and abuse his
For your faces bear the traces of your per-
Would you boast the bloom of peeches. let your
soul be pure within!
II your locks are growing thinnsh. study poetry
Read Othello and sordello-thcy matchless for
the hair. -CPunch
Congressman Livingston. of Georgia. tells this
story of his boy George zone day l said to him.
Mamma says you've been very naughty to-day.
sir; what's the matter?' Pop he replied seri-
ously. I think mas prejudiccd against me. Yes
terday she told Aunt Sarah / just the image
of you.
Mrs Iii Flyrc-They say that Mrs. Al de Mus
Mrs, Justin dc BuUeh-MeTSy! III Has , she TT trea lee,
with formaldehyde?- ?-(Cleveland Leader.
The word tip originated in the old coffee houses
Of London At the door brass box with
slit in it, Engraved upon it usually were the letters
."r p" an abbreyiation for the words. ITO in
sure promptness." Customers they departed
dropped coins in the box for the walters
Young Rhymes tell you. marriage takes all the
9FrriiGna|Thcn it can't be failure.-(Answers.
Only a triae more than half of the wheat crop of
the country grows west of the Mississippi Illinois,
Indiana and Ohio stu produce 5000 900 bushels.
which is more than any Far Western State and
over one-eighth of the whole crop. Virginia. Ken
tucky Tennessee and North Carolina raise 25.9oO 900
bushels Little Delaware raises more than all
New-England. New-York produces about as much
as wisconsin and Maryland more than either.
rrexas doubles New-Yorks product. and Pennsyl-
vania trebles IT, Minneapolis is the flour milling
centre of the country and can grind $1,000 barrels
= day Ncw-YOrk making n rather poor second
with l4COO barrels. Minnesota is the banner State
for production, raising two hundred times the
present crop of Vermont. though the latter State
used and not long ago, 10 be the granary Of
New-York city and high up among the States in
its annual crop returns Rochester. formerly called
the Flour City and the principal milling centre OF
tho country hardly eyrnds enough to make
paste for its billpostcrs BY these tokens the
mutations Of the business shown, and 1t Is in
no wise likely that they yet over with
No Choice.-Ted-Do you think that OLD million
aire will good with his money
Ned-He'll have TO- He has SIX marriageable