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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
Interior Newspaper Changes.

Max Lueddemann, who has been
connected with the Antelope Herald
for about seven years, has sold the
plant to II. G. Kibbee, who has been
an employe of the paper for the past
year. Mr.. Luddemann has purchased
the Madras Pioneer and will person.
ally conduct that paper. making his
home at Madras.-The Dalles Chron-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
LEWIS AND CLARK FAIR,

Portland, Oregon. June I to October
10, 1905.
The o. r. & N. Co. announces rates
from Pendleton as follows:
Round trip, good for 30 days, .$9.15
Round trip party tickets, 90 or
more persons on one ticket,
good for ten days ..... .$6.S5
For organized parties of 100 or
more, moving on the same day, a
round trip rate of $6.S5 will be made,
good for seven days.
For further particulars, call on or
address
II ~ cAETnrr A-.A
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

e. C. SMITH, Agent.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

T. ]. LLOYD, D. v. s., NJ. F., NJ. S.
Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist.
Graduate of the Grand Rapids Veter-
mary College of Michigan. Office at
Brock & McComas' drug store. Resi-
dence telephone, Main 1911.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
Outside Sheen in Grant.

A band of Blake Bros sheep, of
near Condor. in charge of 7. b.
Richardson, is the first band of out
side sheep to enter Grant county by
this way. They passed our city Mon
day.-Monument Enterprise.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

DIR. LYNN X. BLAKESLEE, CHRo-
mic and nervous diseases and dis
eases of women. Judd building, cor
ner Main and Court streets. Office
phone, Main 721; residence. Red 1853.
X-Ray Therapeutics.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
DENTISTS.

e. A. VAUGHAN. DENTIST. OF
flee in Judd building. Phone Red
1411.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

Rooms for Pendleton and Umatilla
County People ut the Portland
Fair.
Write now to Mrs. William B. Boil
ton, 574h Fifth street, Portland, Ore.
Convenient to the grounds. Rates
s1.00, Slips and $780, including
breakfast.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
Arc FEELING CHEAP
WALLOMA WOOLGROWERS
MADE SERIOUS MISTAKE.

il Has Cost Them About Seven Cents
Per Pound. and Had They Had n
Pool. They Could Have Realized
Two Cents Above That-Thcir Fail
ure To stand Together Has Kept
S1SO,OOO Out of Wallowa County
Contract sales Arc at II Discount In
That County Now.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

If some young men would worry
less about the proper way to part their
hair they would not be compelled to
part with 1t SO early in life.-Bing-
hampton IN. " Press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
LACE CURTAINS WASHED.

YOUR UNCLE HARDwICK WILL
loan you money on Iersonal prop
erty. Licensed pawn broker. Unre-
deemed pawns for sale. See me when
you're short Railroad st., In Hotel
Bowman.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

DIR. T. M. HENDERSON. PHYsI-
clan and Surgeon. Office in Saw
ings Bank building, room 1. Office
phone. Main 1411; residence, Main
1861.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
Lost.

A chase lap robe, black on one side
and horse picture on other. Route
Travelled when lost, Lilleth to Alta;
Alta to Main; Main to Jackson streets.
Finder return to Temple & Wilcox
and get $2.50 reward.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
ELECTRICIANS.

]. L. vAUGHAN-ELEC
Wiring of all descriptions and elec.
trical work OF all kinds promptly
done. Full line Of electrical supplies
including chandeliers, door bells, etc,
Satisfaction guaranteed. 1875 West
Court street. MllarkeY building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
ENGRAVED CARDS.

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ENGRAVED CARDS. INVITATIONS,
etc. Very latest styles. Leave or
ders at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
nroMne1 in IrrIgntIon Dltch.

The little child Of Mr. and Mrs.
Henry Moffinger. who resides west of
the lower Fairview school house, about
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

HALEY & LOWELL, ATTORNEYS
at Law. Office in Despair block.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF PEN
dleton. Capital, surplus and undi-
vided profits. 100000 Transacts a
general banking business. Exchange
bought and sold on all parts of the
world. Interest paid on tisne deposits
Makes collections on reasonable
terms. Levi Ankeny, president; w.
=. Matlock. vice-president; @. NJ.
Rice. cashier; George Hartman, Jr.,
assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
Classified Advertisements
BRING CERTAIN and
QUICK RESULTS
ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS.


HOWARD & SWINGLE, ARCHI-
tects and Architectural Engineers.
Practical and reliable plans and spe-
cifications and thorough superintend-
ence of all kinds of building and con-
struction. 305-307 LaDow building,
Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

JAMES A. FEE, LAW OFFICE IN
Judd building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

JOHN w. McCOURT, ATTORNEY
at Law. Association building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
HORSE TRAINER.
AUTOMOBILE CAB SERVICE.

AUTOMOBILE AT YOUR SERVICE.
Ed Jay, proprietor. Parties called
for or taken to any part OF city,
Phone IN your orders and we will
promptly respond. Station In front
Of Brock & McComas' store. Phone
Main SCI.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
MISCELLANEOUS.

w. R. wITHEE, DEALER IN GASo-
line engines and pumps. Engines
from u to 40 horsepower. fractions
something new in this line. Call and
get pointers. Agent Oldsmobile. 1se
West Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
BANKS AND BROKERS.

THE PENDLEToN SAVINGS BANK.
Pendleton. Ore. Organized March
l. 1889. Capital. 100000; surplus,
$4,000 Interest allowed on all time
deposits, Exchange bought and sold
on all principal points. Special at
tention given to collections. W. j.
Furnish, president; T. ]. Morris, vice.
PRESIDENT j. A. Borie, cashier; ]. w.
Maloney. assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF ATHE-
ma, Oregon. Capital, $4,000; sur
plus and profits, s12,500.00. Interest
on time deposits. Deals in foreign
and domestic exchange. Collections
promptly attended to. Henry c. Ad-
ans, president; T. ]. Kirk, vice-presi-
dent; F. S. LeGrow, cashier; 1. NJ.
Kemp. assistant cashier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
SUITS CLEANED.
PLUMBING.
WATCH REPAIRING.

H. L. HASBROUCK. THE JEWEL
er, makes a speciality OF watch re-
pairing. All work guaranteed. Main
street, next to First National bank.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

VETERINARY SURGEON-DR. D..
c. McNabb. Office at Tallman's
drug store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
ATTORNEYS.

BEAN & PERRY, ATTORNEYS AT
Law. office over Taylors hardwar,
store. Pendleton, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
PHYSICIANS.

DRS. SMITH & DICK-OFFICE
Pendleton Savings Bank building.
Main 301; residence
Main 1891; barn Red 581.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE.

DEPOT STABLES, COTTONWOOD
street. Phone, Red 1881. Livery,
feed and sale stable. Horses bought
and sold. Good rigs at reasonable
prices. Stock boarded by week or
month. Ring us up, day or night, as
we have an all night service. H. Stew
art. proprietor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT co. MAKES
reliable abstracts of title to all lands
in Umatilla county. Loans on city
and farm property. Buys and sells
all kinds of real estate. Does a gen.
eral brokerage business. Pays taxes
and makes investments for non-resi-
dents. Reference. any bank in Pen
dleton.
C. A. HARTMAN, Pres.
G. A. HARTMAN, JR., Vice-Pres.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
FOUND.
CHINESE LAUNDRY.
MARBLE AND GRANITE WORKS.

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MONTERASTELLI BROS, MARBLE
and Granite works. Monuments Of
all descriptions. Ornamental and cut
stone for buildings. Examine our
work; 709 East Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05

SHARON & EDDINGs, DEALERS IN
secondhand goods, and licensed
pawnbrokers. Goods bought and sold.
Loans made on personal property.
541 Main street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
SECONDHAND DEALERs

". sTRoBLE, DEALER IN SECOND
hand goods. II there is anything
you need in new and secondhand
furniture, stoves. graniteware and
crockery, call and get his price. No.
212 Court street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
SEWING MACHINES.

ED EBEN, WHOLESALE AND RE-
tail dealer in sewing machines and
supplies. 200 e. Court street. Pen
dleton. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-05
FRATERNAL ORDERS.
GENERAL REPAIR SHOP,

SQUARE DEAL" SHOP. GUN. AND
Bicycle repairing, Agents for I'm
perial," Columbia" and Century
bicycles. Henselman & Copeland BIS
West Webb street.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Albert Brown and son Stanley left
for Evanston, Wyoming yesterday.
e. r. Mills- was attending to
business at Canon yesterday afternoon.
Ed. Agard and John Kile of
Rockvale went to Denver on busi-
ness the first of the week.
II. N. Howells. the jeweler.
spent SUNDAY in Canon City visiting
with his mother aud two sisters.
Miss Lulu La Plant was in Canon
visiting her sisters Mrs. Geo. p. Nix
and Mrs. F. G. McCreery yesterday.
Dorothy Henderson, one OF the
twin daughters of Mr. and Mrs. II. j.
Henderson has an attack OF measles.
Mrs. Frank Ruby has returned
from Baca county and will remain
here for the rest of the winter. MI.
Ruby is expected TO return to Flor
ence soon.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07
D. THATCHER, Pres
j. a. McCANDLESS. vice-Pres
NJ. b. 10y. Cashier.
w. E. MITCHELL. Assistant Cashier.
First
National
Bank......
Capital $4,000.
Surplus $4,000
DOES GENERAL BANKING
BUSINESS.
FLORENCE. COLO.
DOES A GENERAL BANKING
BUSHES
FLORENCE. COLO.

Uncle Sam and Columbia will be at
the NJ. E. church Friday night. l
you are not there to see them receive
the Japanese quests, you II miss Sone
of the times of your life. The Rough
Riders will help to entertain the
Jsps, then 1.-The, Plantation Scene"
will be presented and the negroes
will sing and in different ways.
lend their part to the entertainments.
Then Education will present q
scene of School of Fifty Years
Ago." Several people whom you
may recognize will initiate the chill.
dren of those times. Following this
Jap wedding will be presented. II
you want to have a hearty laugh see
this ceremony.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

The present storm and cold snap
will create large and heavy orders for
the coal companies operating in this
vicinity. For several weeks past the
mines have not been working steady
on account Of slow orders. The
decidedly cold weather in the east is
hound to make the coal business hum.
Weather reports from Washington say
the present cold snap will continue
for some time.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

United States Marshal Henkel of
New York announces that VIM. B.
Masterson, known as Bat MastersoD,
will be appointed deputy United
States marshal for that district. Mas.
tersou was town marshal of Dodge
City. Kan, and sheriff of Ford .oun-
ty. in that state, in the old ''bad
man" days and made reputation for
dealing with lawless characters with
a stern hand
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Miss Agree rhuruap reformed
from Pueblo last evening where she
sp~nt the last nonth visiting . sister.
Lee Diiiman Of Pueblo. an old
room mate Of Z. l.. Springer OF The
Tribune force spent yesterdsy in the
city.
"A. N. Pasnall. proprietor OF the
Fiorepce Iron Works Vas in Canon yes-
tcrdsy on business courected with the
shops.
jaime. p. H CsIisbsn. n former
Florence lawyer. but now of Silver
Cliff. is visiting his mother. Mrs A.
O. Callahan.
Miss johnson. one of the printers
Of the Canon City Times. WAS down
10 spend Sunday with Mr. aud Mrs
O. l. Kaker.
p. J. weiper came down from
Victor to attend the Keystone Oil
company meeting. He is one Of the
directors of this company.
H O. Prentice a stockholder in
the Keystone Oil company camo dow u
from Victor to attend q meeting of
the Keystone Oil company.
Rees Prosser returned from Pu-
eblo last evening and will remain in
town for a day o. so, He looks like
lie had been enjoying himself.
Mrs. Will Lang and daughter who
have been visiting Mrs. NJ. j. King
AID family for week have re-
turned to their home in Cripple
Greek.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

B. F, Shumard, who underwent
An operation in St. Luke's hospital at
Denver some eight weeks ago. has
returned to Florence much improved
in health. but still week from the
effects of the operation. He also has
been afflicted with an attack of mus
cular rheumatism. but is able to be
about.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

DIR. w. W. Bulette of Buictto and
Hammond. Pueblo, Colo, will be in
Florence at the Frepont Hotel, We'd
nesday, February Sth, and will be
glad to see anyone needing his ser
vices Practice limited to diseases of
the eye. ear. nose and throat. Special
attention to fitting of glasses.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Three we'll known Florence men,
j. w. Yelton. A. V. Hoffman and
VIM. Tenant are celebrating the day
of their birth today.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

You are cordially invited to attend
Japanese tea to be given at the bone
of Mrs, Durfee Friday afternoon, Feb
10 at $3.50 under the auspices of ". f.
NJ. s. of the NJ e. church A nice
program will be rendered.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07
. Pursly Personal (.

j. }. Little spent Sunday in
Pueblo.
William Cowan was in Canon City
this afternoon.
%. r. McLain is down from Cau-
ON this afternoon.
George Nix was in the city
from Canon yesterday.
District Attorney Pesse is down
from Canon City today.
Mr. DOLLS of the Dorcas was a
county seat visitor Monday.
w. McEwen and Arthur vickers
spent Sunday in Canon City.
jesse Ash and E r. Millar trans.
noted business in Canon City yester.
day
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Don't fail to see the lovely boot
at the fair Monday night and Tues
day next to the Tribune Office, Mail
street. 34.40
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07
local News.

Sam Brady. of Cozad. Neb.. collec-
tor for five different harvesting COM
panies and nn old neiphbor of e. A.
Lutes OF this city. is doing the town
today.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Williams coal delivered to any
part of city 50. 80 and So 80 ton,
Leave orders at l25 ". 7-phone 632
black. W. L. Crippen 26tf
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Nearly every great achievement of
humanity was evolved from crank 5
theory.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Don't you like to hear negroes sing
You'll, have an opportunity Friday
night, NJ. e. chuvch.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

The Rough Riders will help to en-
teftain the Japs at the M. E. church
Friday night. Admission 25 and 10
cents.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Say, the Japs came out ahead. You
will be ahead tco, it you see these
Japs Friday night.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Chicken Pie and other good things
Feb. IA Novelty theatre building
Main street. 34-4C
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

j Finley Terrence, Houston block
writes New York Life Insurance.
Telephone Black 36l est
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Have you seen those 20 cent articles
on the 10 cent counter in the basement
of the Big Store. 34-35
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Frank Phillips Of Cripple Greek
has rented one of the Carpenter houses
on West Fifth street and will make
Florence his home
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Go Monday night to the Novelty
theatre building Main street for your
valentines. "a 40
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07
Arc You Restless a, Night7

And harrassed by q bad congh?
Use Billiards. Hnrehound Syrup, it
VIII secure you sound sleep and effect
q prompt and radical cure. 25c. 500
and 81 90. Sold by Florence Palace
Pharmacy and a. A. Hull.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Those large aud beautifully finished
photographs only 80 cents per doz-
Masters Studio. 33-44
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Have you seen those 25-cent articles
on the 10 cent counter in the basement
of the Big Store. 34-35
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

The Ladies' Home Journal booth is
worth the trouble of visit Monday
Tuesday, Feb 13 and IA. 34.4O
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Masters platinum photos large and
handsome, only 10 cents per dozen /;
can t be beat at twice the price.
West Main street. 33 Al
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

The Thirteen club is meeting this
af ernoon at the home of Mrs. ". W.
Cafky. This club meets every two
weeks.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Come to the fair Tuesday and gel
the very thing you have been wishing
for. "a. 40
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Steel ranges from SIT up. DON,
ask for credit at these prices. FL. j.
Pouder, Van Nest block. 1871
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Owing to a family quarrel in West
Florence yesterday afternoon call
was sent in for the msrshals and two
of them were ON the ground in very
few minutes The husband was
landed in Jail where he soon cooled
off.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Fine large photos at 81. so per doz.
at Rinehart's Studio. East Main. Slit
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07
California Theatre Tonight.

New moving pictures new song
slides, Spanish dance and Japsnese
Spot Light oance.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

on the cent tables at the Big Store.
1896
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Don't forget the fine Chicken Pie
dinner Tuesday, Feb. IA at the fair
Novelty theatre building. 34-4o
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Have you seen the 10 cent articles
on the cent tables at the Big Store,
31-35
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Uncle Sam and Columbia will be
at the NJ. g. churoh Friday night. II
yod are not there to see the Japs
you'll miss one of the times of your
life. Admission 20 and Is cents.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Wait to buy your valentines at the
fair Monday night 18th. 34-4C
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Every absurdity has champion to
defend it, for error is always talka-
tive. These discussions make large
kind. AS rule. the more absurd the
erfor the moro the volume of argu-
ment by which it is supported.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Go to the Blue Front bakery for
bread, pies and cakes. 16-tf
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

E. O. Hall still sells second hand
sewing machines and stoves. Best
cash prices for second hand goods.
State Bank block. Y3tf
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

The Colorado Fuel and Iron COM
pauy has decided to use electric power
in the operating Of all Its coal mines
and nearly 5000, 900 will be spent
appliances. 1t is said that the cost of
equipping all of the mines with the
necessary machinery Will amount to
over half million dollars. but it is
figured that the saving in operating
expenses 1ustifies this great outlay of
money.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Seats for the entertainment in the
NJ. +. church Friday evening can be
reserved at Morris 6 Honeyman's.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

Education" will present scene
OF "School of Fifty Years Ago. I"
The place is at the NJ. e church. Fri
day night. Admission 25 and 10 cents.
The daily tribune., 1905-02-07

. "The Plantation Soene'' will be
presented and tine negroes viii sing at
the NJ E. church Friday night. Ad-
mission 20 cents and 10 cents
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-21
BITS OF FLAG LORE.

The simple stripping of the red and
yellow in the flag of Spain was suggested
by the arms of Aragan.
The strangest flag under which man
ever fought is that of the Macedonian
insurgents. It is red on one side and
black on the other
The crescent, moon and stars were
adopted by the Turks as their device on
the capture of Constantinople by Mo-
manned II. in 1853.
The white cross on the red field Of the
Swiss flag has religious meaning. 1t
was adopted as an appeal to heaven in
1889, when the stout Swiss fought and
won one of their greatest battles.
Peter the Great, it is said, borrowed
the idea of the Russian flag from the
Dutch, among whom he learned ship
building. He simply turned the Dutch
tricolor, red, white and blue, upside
down.
In compliment to William, prince OF
Orange, their great leader, the colors Of
the house of Orange were adopted by
the sturdy people of the Netherlands,
at the end of their long bout with Spain
orange, white and blue; but nobody
knows how, in the centuries since, the
orange became changed to red.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-21
COMES A TIME
When Coffee Shows What It Has
Been Doing.

"Of late years coffee has disagreed
with me-" writes a matron from Rome,
N. Y, ''its lightest punishment was to
make me 1ogy' and dizzy, and 1t
seemed to thicken up my blood.
THE heaviest was when it upset my
stomach completely, destroying my APP
petite and making me nervous and ir-
ritable, and sent me to my bed. After
one of these attacks, in which / near
ly lost my life, concluded to quit
and try Postum Food Coffee
at went right to the spot! ! found
it not only a most palatable AID re-
freshing beverage, but food as well.
"All my ailments, the loginess' and
dizziness, the unsatisfactory condition
of my blood, my nervousness and IT.
ritability disappeared in short order,
and my sorely afflicted stomach be-
gan quickly to recover. ! began to
rebuild and have steadily continued
until now. Have good appetite and
am rejoicing in sound health, which
/ owe to the use of Postum Food Cot
fee." Name given by Postum Co., Bat
tie Creek. Mich.
There's a reason.
Read the little book. THE Road to
Wellville," found in each pkg.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-21
WOULDN'T HAVE 1T KNOWN.
Man Didn't Sign Check Because His
Benefactions Were Done
Secretly.

-Four or five ladies hustled into Mr.. Ms
private office the other day, relates the
Chicago Journal.
1 What can | do for you, ladies?" he
asked, pleasantly.
I why, Mr.. NJ" began one of the WIS
1tors, we are taking up a subscription,
and We know you wouldn't like it if we
didn't give you an opportunity to sub
4 Mr. NJ. bowed graciously and asked:
And the object? Of course, it is q
worthy one, or you would not be inter-
ested in it"
Yes sir" replied the spokeswoman;
I'VE think it very worthy object. It
is to build home for aged and INDECENT
widows"
Excellent! Excellent! / shall take
pleasure in making you out a check"
oh, how lovely you are, Mr.. Nj" ex-
claimed the spokeswoman, when she re-
ceived the bit of paper and read the
amount-$500. ooh, we didn't expect to
get that much from you! We are ever
so much obliged"
$50 good of him!" and similar ex-
CARNATIONS were heard as the check was
passed around for the admiration of the
party.
but, Mr.. NJ" said the lady who hand
ed the check last, you haven't signed
it,"
"That is because / do not wish my
benefactions known to the world" said
Mr.. M, modestly Il wish to give the
check anonymously" And he bowed the
ladies out with great dignity.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-07-21
ADAPTABILITY.

Adaptability's sails are set to catch
any wind that blows.
To the man with adaptation an emer-
gency is an opportunity.
Adaptability is the ability to adapt
yourself quickly to unexpected condi-
lions.
Adaptability is always ready; is never
taken at short; is the great lightning
change artist, and often turns hopeless
ness into victory.
A general in battle, a statesman in Of
fee. or financier handling large enter
prises. without the ability to readily
adapt himself to suddenly changed con-
ditions-is misfit.
When one plan fails the man with
adaptation has 40 untried others wait
ing.
The bankrupt law is meant as an asy-
lum for men who are without adaptable
ity.