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Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-09-02

Mrs. Mudge-"I do admire the wom-
en- you draw. Mr. Penink. They are so
beautiful and so refinedl Tell me. who
is your model?" (Mrs. Nudge rises in
Mrs. Penink's opinion.) Penink-"Oh.
my wife always sits for me-" Mrs.
Nudge with great surprise)-"You
don't say so! Well. think you're one
of the cleverest men l know!" (Mrs.
Penink's opinion Of Mrs Nudge falls
below zero)
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-09-02

Are you going to the circus. Viii,
lie?" asked the visitor.
Il s'pose III have to-" replied the lit.
tie fellow. Papa wants to go and I'm
the only excuse he's got"
Mamma-Why, Johnny. is it possible
you are in the jam again after
whipped you an hour ago for getting
into it?
Johnny-Yes, ma'am. heard you
tell grandma you had whipped me too
hard. so l thought I'd make it even.
School Teacher-"Children. can any
OF you frame a sentence with tho
words bitter end in it?" Little Girl
Gin front)-"Yss. teacher, please,
can" Teacher-"All right. Nellie. YOU
may do So" Nellie-"Our big black
dog chased our neighbours cat and bit
her end"
When a certain well known humor-
ist first started newspaper work he
took a house near Cincinnati, and ono
day an actor friend went to dinner
with him. The humorist told some
new stories. and the actor, turning to
his hosts little girl said:
Clever papa you've got, my dear"
Yes responded the demure little
miss, when there's company"
Her parents had told a certain little
girl that it was very rude to contra
dict. She schooled herself against the
practice. therefore, with great con
scientiOusness. But one day a half
jesting accusation, made against ner
by some unsuspecting member of the
grown-up part of the house, nearly
made her fall from state of grace
Luckily, her imagination supplied her
with a compromise Ia a voice trem-
bling with tears ana passion, sic
gasped out: IL really think you ave
mistaken-you--yOu BEAST"
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-09-02

"All the room in sleeping car ap-
pears to be used For the passengers.
said the inquisitive old gentleman to
the Pullman porter. "Where are your
quarters?" well, subj" was the an
swer, "Ah totes 'em in suit case till
welcomes to de end oh de trip. an den
Ah invests 'em in real estate"
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-09-02

Proprietor of Travelling Menagerie--
Are you used to looking after horses
and other animals?" Applicant for
Job-"Yessir Been used to orses all
my life" What steps would you take
if lion got loose?" Good long uns,
misteri"
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-09-02
BITS BY THE BABES.

Are you going TO the circus, Viii
lie?" asked the visitor.
1 spose I'll have to- replied the lit.
tie fellow. Papa wants to go and I'm
the only excuse he's got"
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1905-09-02

Growell lin cheap restaurant)--
Here, waiter! Are these mutton or
pork chops?" Waiter-"Can't you tell
by the taste?'s NO" Then what
difference does it make what they
are?"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08
RAILROAD EXCURSION RATES.

Statehood convention Oklahoma
city. July II and -. Rate $3.50.
Annual meeting Imperial Council
Ancient Arabic order of Mystic
Shrine. Niagara Fails, n. Y, June H.
Is and 49, Rate $3S.
Excursion rates TO Galveston June
/ to september go. Rate S1765.
Excursion rates to I.ampasas. Tex
June ! 10 Sept 30 Rate $500
Excursion rates To San Angelo
Texas. June / to september so. Rate
$l375.
Annual Convention National Edu
patioual Association. Ashbury Park
n. J., June 2s, 20. 81 aud July l. Rat,
SlS.1O.
international EpNorih League con
ycnuou, june 80 20 July {. Denver
Co'n S26. Colorado Springs S2355
Pueblo S23.55,
National Encampmcnt Grand Arm,
Republic Denver Colo, Aug. 20 &,
Sept { Rate S2I70.
National funniest North American
Gymuastic Union, indianapolis. Ind
June l9th-22nd. Rate SELLS.
Annual meeting Grand Lodge Ben
eyolcnt Protective order OF Elks, But
fuio \. Y. July :, $ 4 g. Rate $500
Mammoth Indian ard Cowboy cclc
braton Bliss, o n, June 10th. Rat
Si2u.
Winfield Chautauqm Assembly Win
field Kaus, June 10 to 3oth. Rate $75l
Biennial meeting Hcad Camp an,
Fugrostors National Encampmout
Mod rn Woodmeu of America. AIilwau
hee, Wis, June IS, lG, H. Is. Rat
S2755.
United Confederate Veterans Re
Union. Louisville, Ky June ., 10, /.
and l2h. Rate SlC75
Territorial Convention United Socie
~ Of Christian Endeavor. Shawnee. o
IT, June 10. II and Is. Rate S3g5.
International Convention United SO
c.ety OF Christian Endoavors, Bali
more, Nd, July and 3. Rat,
SSS45.
Oklahoma City Chautauqua assem-
bly,, Oklahoma City, Ok, June II {,
%, Rate $3.50.
". 4 DASHlELI., Ticket Agent
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08

Annual wNeting Imperial Counci!
Ancient Arabic Ordcr Mystic shrine,
Niagara Fails, y. Y, Jun u, is and
10. Rate S3S.
Allyear tourist rates TO Hot
Springs. Date OF sale daily rate
$l77o
Biennial meeting Head Camp and
/ Forrcstcrs National ErCampment,
Modern Woodmgn of America. Milwau.
/ kcc. Wi,. June 10, lG, Il and ism,
Rate 27.55.
United Confederate Veterans Reun.
ION Louisville. Ky, June 9, no., II and
/ 18th. Rate Sl6I5.
National funniest North American
Gymnas,ic Union, indianapolis Ind,
Ind. June 18th. end Rate S27I5.
Annual meeting Grand Lodge Bon.
! oyolcnt Protective order Of E}ks But
I falo. y. Y. July :, $ and 9. Rate SSS
Farmers National Congress, Rich
mond, Va, Sept $, ., 10 and II, Rate
1915.
Oklahoma City Chautauqua Assem-
bly,, Wheeler Park, Oklahoma City, O
T. June II TO % inclusive Rate s45O
Summer tourist rate to Eureka
Springs, Ark, season 1905, daily dur
ing July, August and September Rate
$3.50.
One way second class colonist rates
20 points In the northwest March 10
May Il, Sept TO Oct. 81, inclusive
Rate s27fJ, $3.50 and $50.
". \ DASHIELL Ticket Agent
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08
st. L. g. 8. E. ".

summer tourist tickets Eureka
Springs, Ark June To September
80. Rate Sl230.
Annual meeting Imperial Council
Ancient Arabic Order Of Mystic
shrine. Niagara Falls, n y June H.
Is and 10. Rate S3S
Annual meeting Grand Acric Frater.
nal order Eagles. Denver, Colo. Aug
r.. 3 and 10 Rate s2G
Summer tourist rates Co Colorado
Utah and Wyoming.
National Encampment Grand Army
Republic, Denver, Colo Aug 20 10
Sept Rate S2l.70.
National funniest North American
Gymnastic Union, indianapolis, Ind.
June 18th 22 Rate s27l5.
Annual meeting Grand Lodge Beue
violent Protective order Of Elks, But
falo, \ Y. July Z, $ and ., Rate S3S
international Epworth League con
yon'iou, Juno 30 to Jaly 4, Denver
Colo 500 Colorado Springs s23.5j.
Pueblo s2355.
United Confederate Veterans Roun.
ion. Louisville Ky, June ., 10, II and
18th Rate $l675.
Biennial meeting Head Camp and
Forresters National Encampment
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08

Modern Woodmcn oi America, Mil
waukee Wis, June 10, lG Il and 18th
Rate S2755.
International Sunday School conyen
tion, Toronto, Ont, June is, IL, p and
%. Rate $685..
Round trip excursion rates 20 Eureka
Springs, Ark, April until further no
tiCe. Rates sl2.55 and $3.50.
International Epworth League con
vention. Denver, Colo, June 80 to July
4 Rate s24.
W. a. DASHlEIL, Ticket Agent
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08
Rock Island Eseurslons.

International Epworth League con.
ypution June 30 TO July 4. Dcnyon.
Colo Rate $2G. Colorado Springs
}23 %. Pueblo S23jJ.
National Encampmeut Grand Army
Republic. Denver Colo. Rate S2170.
August 20 to September f.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08

During the summer kidney irregu'
larities are often caused by excessive
drinking or being overheated Attend
to the Kidneys at once by using F0-
leys Kidney Cure. City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08
w. S. SMITH

Real Estate and Tornado Insurance.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08
Telephone Connections

We now have connections over
our long distance lines with the
telephone exchanges at Davis,
Wynnewood, Pauls Valley and
Purcell and can make DIRECT
connection to any and all tele
phones in each of these towns.
This will enable US to save con
siderable time to our patrons
and it will be quite a conveni
ence-to the persons called. Give
Us a trial.
Chickasaw Telephone Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08

Creole Hair OH is the perfect hair
dressing. Makes harsh hair soft
makes dry hair glossy gives all kinds
of hair the silky Mstre In which lies
the beauty of hair Sold by
+. j. RAMSEY. Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08

Tho Ardmoroilc sells coupon books.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve penc-
trates the pores Of the skin, and by
its antiseptic, ublfocient and heal
ing influence it subducs inflammation
and cures bOlls burns cuts, ec7eLa.
letter ring worm and all skin diseas-
cs 4 specific for blind, bleeding, itch
ing and protruding piles. The genuine
and original Witch Hazel Salvc is
made by +. G. Dewitt Il Co, and sold
nv all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08
For Sale.

: room house close I'm. good water
and good Improvements and good
location .......,..,,..,..s Sl2ol
3 room house. y. T.. corner front. LOT
l26X206 feet, a bargain S70t
\ good piece OF business property on
East Main street "A snap at. SO ,00C
\ choice lot in southwest Ardmore
a splendid building site for home
lot 2O0ylO0 feet, southeast front,
We have some splendid homes for
sale al very reasonable prices.
II you want TO buy. rent or sell
property. get our prices and we will
suit you In most anything in the way
OF city property
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-08

Hot weather is hard on weak eyes.
You viii save your sight if will let
us fiji you with spectacles at the first
sign OF trouble VIII not cost you
much IN any case.
I T. J. RAMSEY, Druggist.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04

"Plttsburg Phil never told a lie'
hut he did not always tell the truth
Pat sheedy the cynical straight
clever man Of the world gambler art
critic and man Of brains, IN that cpl
gram summed the character Of the
greatest turf punger ever known to 'he
world "Prsburg Phil in private life
known as George Il. Smith
Pat sheedy Of Los Angeles knew
"plttsburg Phir intimately; the two
travelled through Europe together and
became close friends, probably because
tbey were In character antithetIcal'
sheedy knows a good deal about every
thing. phil only knew horses, but
these ne knew better than any other
man.
~ first knew Phil In 1880 in Chicago
He had been employed In a cork fac
tory before that IN Pttsburg, where he
earned 80 a week" said sheody lie
had commenced TO play the races be-
fore ne landed In Chicago. with some
success Dul wien NV "''' NV "NN
10 play at a poolroom IN The Alley
kent BY Murphy Riley and Pulsltcr
He was then fond Of betting on base
hall. but he soon BOT the right dope
on the ponies and made money,
"He and J. W. Murphy used to bet
on individual horses one against The
other. Murphy Is now millionaire,
"The thing that broke pills hear
was the unjust ruling made against his
horses by the Jockey club No explain
alton was ever made Of this, but It was
supposed to be based on sometime
about his Jockey, Willie shaw PM
never got over that; he used 20 talk q
me about II by the hour and Il preHet
greatly on his mind.
"You know In Europe Diamonds ar,
sold by the paper; men who gamble
| either i'm cards, on horses or u husl'
ness are Ike those diamonds. Som,
are larger than others, some whtel
than others. some more perfect I'm de-
gree than others but 40 rule they are
ordinary; the average, Occasionally q
diamond buyer vii find IN the paper
perfect gem. got In there by mistake OF
carelessness. That was what Phil was
In the sporting world-a gem. lie new
or told II lie, but he ala not always tel
the truth lie would always say frank
" how much he lost, but never wha
he won. He was always square ant
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
PERKINS BRUTALITY,

~ called on Perkins last evening re-
marked MIR. Brown.
ibid you have a pleasant timer in
qulred Mrs Brown
Very Perkins was beating bis wife
when / went in"
"What2"
II say Perkins was beating his wife,
but, OF course, he stopped when 1 went
in."
"Well, I should hope SO"
81 begged him to go on, but he said
some other time would do Just as we'll"
You begged him 20 20 onY'
"Why, yes I didn't want to spoil the
fun, you know"
"Qh, you brute"
"Eh3"
no you mean 20 say that you could
have looked calmly on while he beat his
wife,?
certainly Why not7"
81 thought you had at least a spark OF
manhood left. ! suppose you will be beat
ing me neNt2"
Yves think I could II you would play
crbbago with me"
"Play cribbageG'
Yes. That is what Perkins and his wifo
were doing"
"You horrid thingp'-Atchson Globe
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
BASEBALL HERE IN
SPITE OF LUCAS
While Pacific National VIII Not
Have Protection, Game VIII
Flourish.
CHARLES REILLEY is CORNING


Tho actlop Of th, ,,tioroi hoo~d n,
minor baseball rooggc, an ptod,esdsv
NJ rhico,-o a. ,,,, ,,,,tto. ~ .,rotooti.,
ia tbo po,ylv org,ni2od p,c,er National
,oagro ,,,,. mo ,o,sl,.roa n ,,loo. a. u,s
o,,,a,,l,,,ior ha..,,,s, 4, is No. cror,oJ
,,.,,,..,t,,, .,5 ,,,..,,,... a.. ,.t,,,, 90 A,
II r,c,s nro,oct,,, n, tb, ,orrito,.y ,o
.sv,o Co.. a. ,.n, ,,, nro,ort tbe ma.
uonoi oar,o ,ro,, co,r,sbinc a. mi.
mar, oc t,o co,ntr, rro,idod tno mac.
49,. T.. ~ .u.t, .,,.,.i,,. A.,
""''' q" wy ''N
carry OUT the pans mhae'
Fans Of this city and in other cities
renresentpd ln tbe pacific Natlonol
80, 10y, ..t.,- 49,. -. -. ~.
n'ueV NY l"l'N '"e "'"'u "o''o'' ~
death blow To the sport IN TINS neck OF
the woods. Directors OF the various
cluhs bnve eiven their osuronce thnt
we VIII nave n'a'u"i JUST u'e S'lile'
with or without protection, and that
the league VIII 40 through the season
,io,,o, enc iir,, .ir,.,l,. o,,o,,,ood
''o's wy ''''' "''''"'
lsucas IL gwen Proteolloh III lhe Ter
ritory for which he asked. but he Will
prOOably have Mig FIGHT ON his hands
a. 49,, AZ, ......,,.,.. A.,
III hu''e ohu 'poN""'' "NN pO9''Dly IA
Helena, Boise, ogden, Spokane, hutte
and Salt Lake will stick together, and
troio,o ,,tu nr,h,hl, ho fo,nd Ia tho
..,y.,,. 80, ,s'n.,..
llhe VI "S previously S'"''"' Al VlV0u
cities support each other what Is to
preyent carving out the original
,,,a,.o
pa
a director OF the salt Lake clup sald
recently.
"Of course we wanted protection he
co,,ae We felt we vere entitled ia n.
! rhis has been denied ms hut we are 20 /.
| INC ia have baseball inst the same.
! Tbis torritorv AZ entireiv loo valuable
! IA mass nm whether me League ig out
| law ar moi whether II is called Tho ia !
| ci0c National or nv anv other nnme
| makes No adherence 20 far as tho ra,ne
Is concerned No are going 10 baye
! baseball here ana don't Won forget il.
! Tucns and McCIosltav oan 90 ahead
win their league hut Won ,yul find that
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
WAS PITCHER FOR NINETEEN YEARS
rrurnnrnnrJ

so slightly as Il passes him It's a
hard ball to hit safe. To make n harl
hit the batter must meet the ball
sQuarely on the center, ana my aim has
always been TO keep him from doing
that. II he hits under II the result II
a fly that can almost surely be gobbled
up by one Of the nelders. II he hits
II on top a grounder goes 20 one of the
innelders. While this jump ball has
been my most effective argument ]
never worked It TO death.
My policy has always been to keep
the batter guessing. A good hitter may
strike well AT the first one, but II You
give him another In exactly the same
place he Is quite likely to have 1t sized
IN and slam Il out Of the lot Don't let
him know where the next one Is COM
ipkj A high fast one with a jump fol-
lowed by low, slow teaser Will Keep
him guessing. | very seldom throw
two balls IN succession exactly allke,
unless the batter is known TO have n
very serious weakness on a certain KIND
OF ball or curve. Another thing that l
never believed IN IA throwing VIDE palls
ON purpose a good many pltchefs thlhk
II A. policy to waste one or two occa-
slonaUy Not for mo. ] never could see
the ndvisabity of H. what's the use
Of deliberately throwing ball that only
wastes your strength and puts you IN
the hole? My object is to make the bat,
ter hit at the first one and the second
one and the third one ny that time
no is out or he has made a hit and the
chances are 3 to that tbs the former,
or course | give bases on balls and
pitch many wide ones, but 1t Is never
Intentional. study the batter; Keep MN
guessing. make him hit but keep nm
from hitting II safe II you can; don't
be afraid I'm good condition Those are
my rules. and I am pitching yet IN the
bIg league, though | started IL years
ago
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
PROF. ROBINSON WILLING.
Says lie WIN Meet Any 1870 Pound Jap
In tho World

During the week, certain Japanese OF
this city expressed a desire to further
test their Jiu Jitsu system against
catch as-catch-cnn. They felt sore
over the defeat OF Murayama at the
hands of Prof Eddie Robinson, and
they are clamoring for another match.
Several prominent Japs approached
Robinson with a proposition for am
other contest but they do not want IL
to take place under the same condi-
tions as prevailed IN Monday nights
contest They say that Jackets should
be worn 80 that real Jiu Jitsu can be
used and they propose to get another
man to meet Robinson, one who is bet
ter versed I'm the so-called art
When the proposition was presented
to Robinson the latter said
Il will meet any 1870 pound Jap In the
world. Send TO Japan or anywhere
else for him. | will agree to wear n
Jacket take an the head spins he can
give me. indulge IN few aerial trips,
and risk having a few spare bones
twisted out Of shape, But there II an
~ II the Jap viii agree TO put my
two shoulders 60 the mat and hold
them there for three seconds. II he
viii put mp $500 or $1,000 when the ar
tlcles are signed and let II 90 as APP
pearance money and a side bet, then
will take on the Jap
This seemed to suit the other side
and they are now securing the country
for the man they want They are wild
for a return match under those con
dltlons. and they declare that money Is
no object 70 them n looks very much
now as IN another contest would be
pulled Oft here I'm the near future,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04

A fine example OF the position a bail
player OF intelligence and good habits
can attain Ia the career Of Charley
Nichols. manager Of the ST. Louis Car
dinals. who this season enters upon his
nineteenth consecutive year as a pro-
fessional pitcher. For IL years Nichols
was the mainstay Of the Boston Ma
tionals, and, perhaps. did more than
any other one man to help them in their
long series Of success In the ninetes,
including the three straight years In
which they won the National league
pannant. During the IS years Of hls
professional career Nichols has never
pitched less than 85 games a season
and he always won majority OF them
Last summer, his eighteenth ne worked
In 80 full games.
ITO what do you attribute your sue
cess?" he was asked at New YORK the
other day.
man has 10 have several qualities 20
stay I'm the game actively as long as |
have. but think the principal thing IL
that | have never been afraid TO LEI
The batter hit the ball. | always re-
membered the fact that a good batter
cannot put more than one IN three SAFE,
a poor batter one In four or even less
/ never, or seldom, anyway throw my
arm of trying to strike man out.
It's mighty hard to fan a good hitter
and II doesn't pay TO try 1t on poor
one. I let them hit Il, but try to keep
them from hitting It safe never forget
ting that have eight mon behind me
lust as eager as ] am 70 retire the op-
posing batter. Years ago I praetisel
and developed n high jump ball. one
that passes over the plate nj mans
shoulder and changes Its course ever
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04

field, Beaumont; right field, either ely
mer or Howard, most likely the for
mer,
CINCINNATI
Pitchers Hahn, Harper. Ewing,
Walker, overall Minnehan, Chech,
Hochstetter Feeney, Farrell
Catchers--Phepa, Schlcl Blanken-
ship. Street.
Inield--First base, Kelly; second
base Hugglns shortstop, Corcoran
third base, Steinfeldt; extra inhelders,
Arndt and Bridewell.
Outfeld-Left field. Odwell: CENTER
field, Seymour, right field, Selbring;
extra outhelder Dolan,
PHILADELPHIA
Extraordinarily Corridor, Suth-
off, Caldwell Lush Washer and
Sparks.
Catchers-Dooln, Kahoe and Abbott
Inheld--First base, Bransheld; sec
ond base, Geaon; shortstop, Doolin;
third base Courtney; Kruger, utility
Outheld-Magee, Thomas McCor-
mick and Titus,
BoSTONs.
There will be general shake-up Of
the Boston Nationals with many new
faces seen, Up to date Manager Rog-
ers and Capt. Tenney have said but lit
tie as to the final make up OF the team
aside from the following; Moran and
Needham catchers; Willis, Wilhelm,
and Fraser, Volz and Young pitchers;
Tenney, first base; Lauterborn, second
base, Wolyerton third base; Raymer,
shortstop; Delehanty left field Ah-
batichio, ccnterneld Camel, right
field.
AMERICAN LEAGUE TEAM.
CHICAGO.
Catchers-W. Sullivan and Ed Nc
Farland,
Pitchers-Roy Patterson, Harry
white, f. owens, Nick Altrock, Frank
Smith.
nheld-Frank Isbell, first base; Gus
| Dundon, second base. George Davis,
] shortstop; Lee Tannehill, third base.
Outneld-- Right field, Dan Green;
Jones, manager-captain, centerfeld; j.
Callahan and "Ducky' Holmes, left
| field
Extra utflelder-Charley Jones.
HIGHLANDERS.
Catchers Mcclure and Klelnow,
| Pitchers--Chesbro, Pullman, Griffith,
| Powell, Orth, Clarkson,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
THE LATEST WAR NEWS.

Tom-Tom, July 1.-THE Russian army
will probably make much more progress
In its operations from now on Tho czar
has ordered the daily roll call cut out
Fee Chee-Doe, July 1l.-Gonera Kuro-
safetypln has stopped carrying his coffin
with him In his mastery retreat. ~
hardly think IN need IT," he said yes
terday 'The laps will likely have me
I'm tight box SOON The generals Jokes
are the hardest things his soldiers have
to contend with,
Chink-Wink, July ll.--General Kurokl
has not been fighting very much for about
a week, but says he viii resume aggres-
slye operations soon. what could W.
have accomplished by fighting last
woek?n he asked correspondent today,
THE Democratic convention would have
crowded MS on tho first pages and most
likely away over into the ads"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
SOMETHING ABOUT "PITTSBURG BILL"
,ornnonr,nn ulnnrnrrl Observation-Disclosures

walked straight, he was the best son,
the best friend In the world.
81 don't believe that large fortunes
arc honestly made. / remember Whit
ney once came TO me on race track
ana told me he had lost $4,000 on
race.
That's nothing to you, Mr. Whit
uoy I said,
"'What do you mcanY he asked me.
why au YOU have 10 do 10 get II
back ana more / answered, us 10 go
90 your office and turn the hose on
some Of your stocks
"Men who make fortunes Of millions
buy FOR less aud sell for more than
their fellows Phil simply pitted his
brains and skin against the brainlest
most sltIllful set OF men. ana beat them
out But ne always observed the rules
Of the game"