Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1905-06-22
Saint Maru's Beacon
wisdom is Small Doses.

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a man s head for more hair.
A woman's jealousy fatters q
youth OF 20 and scares a man Of
40.
The artful female is ever trying
to improve on natures handiwork.
AS rule, there are no straws
handy for drowning man to clutch
at.
You can't bluff pretty girl by
telling her there are microbes in
kisses.
Fully nine-tenths of the conceit in
this world is monopolized by men
under 40.
II you would win the everlasting
gratitude of a homely woman.
stretch point and call her hand
some.
Some men fail to reach the allotted
threescore and ten years because
they attempt to crowd two days into
one.
Most Of the rose-colored dreams
OF romance are yellow backed.
The only effective place for a
heroine to faint is in hero's arms.
In novels, as in real life, there's
many slip between the engage
ment and the wedding trip.
Many spring poems have been
punctured with blue pencil.
1t is better to have your hero
born great than to thrust greatness
on him in the last chapter.
A good press agent is rather to
be chosen than great plot.
In wine thare may be truth, but,
as rule, there is more OF babbling.
That which we admire in our
selves is folly when our neighbor
essays it.
It's long lane that has no auto
accident.
No man objects to being weighed
in the balance, II he is allowed 10
supply the weights.
We know what we are, as Shaks.
peare has it, but il is good thing
we are not obliged to tell the pub.
lie.
A poor man is one who gets his
money by caring it.
Many man Injuries his eyesight
looking out for number one.
No mans good intentions ever
boosted him into the hero class.
The uncommonly smart boy is
lucky to have common sense in after
years.
Money Is one OF the best things
cut; and it is still better in your
pocket
He who has everything he wants
also has job lotof things he doesn I
want. $780,. 49,
The olive branch is the emblem OF
peace and the orange blossom Is the
emblem of war,
In order TO get into society you
must have plenty OF money and I'M
able to remember how you got 1t.
When woman goes visiting she
invariably secures copy OF her
hostess cake recipe-but she never
uses it.
There is something wrong with
the eternal fitness OF things when
you see man with silk hat din
Ing in cheap restaurant.
Before acquiring a son-in-law the
girls father should be sure OF bis
ability TO support the young man Ia
the style TO which he has been ac-
customed.
Humility is the foundation Of all
virtues.
To make hens lay in winter hit
them on the head with an AK.
Savages hunt for a living and
civilized men hunt for easy jobs.
The more man breaches TO his
neighbors the less they practice.
The man who doesn't worry Is
entitled to lot Of credit he never
gets.
Many man who is too honest to
steal, borrows and forgets to pay
back.
When crankiness renders a man
happy he cares not who calls him a
crank.
The Lord has more respect for an
honest sinner than for the praying
hypocrite.
A woman imagines her husband
would save lot of money il he
didn't smoke.
Most men dislike to visit their re-
latives almost as much as their rela-
tives dislike to have them do it.
A woman would rather have a
man lie than tell the truth, when he