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Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
Husband as a "Nice Douuie."

There are a lot of women in this
world who think that there's only one
side to the married relation, and that's
their side When one of them marries
she starts right out to train her hus-
hand into kind old Carlo, who'll go
down town for her every morning and
come home every night, fetching a
snug little basketful of money in his
mouth and wagging his tail as he lays
il at her feet. Then it's a pat on the
head and Mice doggie."
And he's taught to stand around
ey enings, retrieving her gloves and
handkerchief. and swapping up with a
pleased licking of his chops any little
word that she may throw to him. But
you let him start in to have little fun
scratching and stretching himself, or
paving her, and it's Charge, Carlo!'
and Bad doggie! "-From "Old Cor
gon Graham"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

An Extensive Laboratory.
To supply this remedy to the whole
world taxes to the utmost one of the
best laboratories in the United States.
Word Firm Australia.
Walter HI. Woodward, Bomadier
Royal Australian Artillery, Hobart,
Tasmania, writes:
81 suffered for several years with a
distressing condition of the head and
throat, caused by continual colds.
"My head and nostrils were stopped
up most of the time and there was a
discharge, and my sense of smell was
affected badly.
"After two weeks use of Peruna I
found this condition quite changed, and
SO continued to use this remarkable
medicine for over q month.
~ am very glad to say that at the end
of that time I was cured and felt in
fine health generally, and am pleased
to give Peruna my honest endorse
ment."
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
A Doubling Heart.

Where are the swallows fled?
Frozen and dead
Perchance upon some bleak and stormy
shore.
O doubling heart!
Far over purple seas,
They wait in sunny ease.
The palmy southern breeze
To bring them to their northern homes
once more.
Why must the flowers die?
Prisoned they lie
In the cold tomb, needless of tears or
rain.
O doubling heart!
They only sleep below
The soft white ermine snow
While winter winds shall blow,
To breathe and smile upon you soon
again.
Fair hope is dead, and light
Is quenched in night.
What sound can break the silence of de-.
spair?
O doubling heart!
The sky Is overcast,
Yet stars shall rise at last,
Brighter for darkness past,
And ANGELS silver voices stir the air
Adelaide A. Proctor.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
SCIAT|C TORTURE
PAIN SUFFERED BY MR.. MARSTON
AS GREAT AS MORTAL CAN STAND.
For six Months He Could Not Turn in
Bed-He Tells of a Remedy Which
Has Given Perfect Relief.

For six Months He Could Not Turn in
Eed-He Tells of "a Remedy Which
Has Given Perfect Relief.
The case of Mr.. Marston shows that
sciatica can be cured, and no one afflicted
by it should allow himself to be dis
heartened. He was first stricken about a
year ago, and for six months he suffered
pain which he thinks the most intense
that any man could possibly stand.
Asked about the details of his remark.
able recovery, Mr.. Marston gave the fol-
lowing account: ~ was attacked by a
numbness or dull feeling just back of my
right hip. didn t know what the mat
ter was, but thought it was simply a
stiffness that would wear away i'll a
short time. It didn't, however, and
soon the pain became SO very bad that
every step was torture for me. When
finally succeeded in getting home, it was
just as much as could do to reach my
room and get to bed.
"The doctor was sent for, and when he
had examined me he said had sciatica.
He prescribed for me. and advised me not
to try to leave my bed. The advice was
unnecessary for I couldn't get out of
bed if I wanted to- 1t was impossible for
me to turn from one side to the other.
The moment attempted to move any
part of my body, the pain became so ex-
cruciating that / would have to lie per-
fectly motionless.
"I suffered this torture for six months
without getting any relief. Then l dis
charged the doctor, and OH the advice of
a friend bought box of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills and began to take them, three
at dose, three times day. was de-
termined to give them n thorough trial.
1.-TWO months after l began to use
them was able to leave my bed and
walk about the house, and a month later
1 was entirely cured and able to go about
my work as usual think DR.. Williams
Pink Pills are the best medicine ever
used, and I heartily recommend them to
anyone who suffers from sciatica."
Mr. Marston is prosperous farmer
and may be reached by mail addressed
to Charles p. Marston, Hampton P. o.,
New Hampshire. DR.. Williams Pinl,
Pills nave cured other painful; nervous
disorders, such as neuralgia, partial par.
alysis and locomotor ataxia. They are
sold by all druggists.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
FABLE OF THE WISE HEN,
How She Discounted an Arbitration
Committee and AVENGED Deceit

How She Discounted an Arbitration
Committee and Avenged Deceit.
Once upon time Every recently a
lay. Other hens followed her example
ard the scarcity of hen fruit which re-
suited caused eggs to retail for sonic
thing like so cents per dozen. In 9TH
err words, strictly fresh eggs laid by
scab hens were worth about cents
each in the SHE'LL Even cold storage
eggs. which were deadly explosive and
had to be handled with care, brought
80 cents.
The people got together and remon'
strated with the hens, but it did no
good. Finally an arbitration commit
tee waited on the hens and tried to
persuade them to go back to work
The arbitration committee pointed out
that only the rich can afford to eat
eggs, but the hens refused to work
The arbitration committee then told
the hens that if they persisted in the
| strike they would bring race suicide
| on themselves.
| Then wise old hen arose and spoke
| as follows:
In the spring when us hens wish t.
sit the people give us porcelain door
| knobs to sit on. If porcelain door
knobs are as good as eggs to sit or
they ought to be as good to eat a:
eggs. Tell the people to eat porcelain
| doorknObs."
| The arbitration committee could no
answer this argument and departed il
| tears.
| Moral-Deceit will come home t.
| rOOst.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
Simple ENOUGH

First Professor-Do you know,
find it difficult to remember the ages
Of my children.
Second Professor have no such
trouble. l was born twenty-three hun
bred years after Socrates, my wife
eighteen hundred years after the
death of Tiberius Caesar, our son
John two thousand years after the en-
trance into Rome of Tiberius Sempro-
MUS Gracious for the re-enactment of
the "leges Liciniae," and our Amanda
fifteen hundred years after the begin
ming of the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS is
perfectly simple, you see.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
The Population Of
the Earth IS
100000, 900.
One Million
Die Annually Of
Cnta1vh.

A Ill over the world Peruna is
IA known and used for catarrhal -
diseases. The Peruna Girl has
travelled round the globe.
Her face is familiar everywhere that
civilization reaches.
Universally Praised
From Africa to Greenland, from Man
churia to Patagonia, the face of the
Peruna girl is familiar and thepraises of
Peruna as catarrh remedy are heard.
Successful In North and South.
Peruna crossed the Equator several
years ago, to find in the Southern
Hemisphere the same triumphant sue
cess that has marked its career in the
Northern Hemisphere.
A Standard.
Peruna is standard catarrh remedy
the world over.
1t cures catarrh by eradicating it
from the system.
Permanent Cure.
Itobwiates the necessity of all local
treatment and its relief is of permanent
character.
Whhouts Peer.
No other remedy has so completely
dominated the whole earth as Peruna
in Hvscy Tongue.
In all languages its glowing testi.
munials are written.
In all chimes the demands for Peruns
increase.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

Frcr1 Hawaii.
Prince Jonah Kalanianaole, delegate
in Congress from Hawaii, writes from
Washington, D. c., as follows:
81 can cheerfully recommend your
Peruna as very effective remedy for
coughs, colds and catarrhal trouble"
Cuban Minister
Senior Quesada, Cuban Minister to the,
United States, writes from Washington,
d. c., as follows:
"Peruna can recommend as . very
good medicine. 1t is an excellent
strengthening tonic, and is also an
efiicacious cure for the almost universal
complaint of catarrh. "-Gonzalo De
Quesada.
From All Quarters Of the Globe.
We have on Ale thousands Of testi-
monials like those given above. We can
give our readers only . slight glimpse
of the vast number Of grateful letters
DR.. Hartman is constantly receiving
from all quarters of the globe In behalf
Of his famous catarrh remedy, Peruna.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

CCI VI lHC hCOCCSdo,
of Topeka, Kans.,
Room 10, 812 Kansas
Ave-, writes: II used
Doan's Kidney Pills
during the past year
for kidney trouble
and kin Dire all
ments. I was suffer-
ing from pains in the
back and headaches,
but found after the
use of one box of the
remedy { h a t the
troubles gradually
disappeared, so that
before l had finished
a second package l
was well. l therefore
heartily e dors e
XOllr r0nodu
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
Shake in Your Shoes.

Aliens Foot-Ease. a powder. cures pain
ful. smarting. nervous feet and improving
nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery
of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold by ali
Address A. S. olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

A woman's love is never fully salts
fed until there is evidence of some
thing like fierce jealousy.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

"Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy Ia
excellent the liver Cured after eight years OF
suffering" S. Pepron Albany, Y. Y. World famous u
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

Every man who succeeds in keeping
out of Jail isn't going to heaven.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

Adam was the first man to dispense
with the services of a mother-in-law.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23

(Signed) Mrs. c. E. Bumgardner.
A FREE TRIAL~Address Fostsr-
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price, so cents,
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
A QUICK RECOVERY.
A Prominent Topeka Rebecca Officer
Writes to Thank Doan's Kidney
Pills for 1t.

Mrs. C. E. Bumgardner, a local OH.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-03-23
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug.
gists refund the money if 1t fails to cure. L. w.
Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-02-03
Mr.. Wizards Vote,

According to recent dispatch from
Richmond to local paper. this rail-
road support will go to Willard because
of bis record on the employers liability
bill in Virginia, which, it is claimed,
Willard helped into being law.
Friends of other candidates. who
have taken the trouble to look the mat
ter up, declare the statement that Mr..
Willard voted for that bill or was ever
friendly to it, Is not founded on fact,
but that Numerically the opposite is
true.
They say that On Friday. February
2. 1900. page 295, of the house journal
he is recorded as voting against the
employers liability bill. They say
moreover, that it can he nowhere
shown where he ever supported the bill
On the other hand bis antagonism was
so strong against the bill that the frs
annual report OF the Virginia legisla
tive board of railroad employees, mad,
August, 1899, contains the following
language with reference to the posi-
ton of Mr.. Willard.
Before giving the recorded vote W
would like to make special mention o
some who fought rs very hard, nota
bly, Joseph E. Willard, of Fairfax
1t is further claimed that it will b
conclusively shown that Mr.. Willar
never, as lieutenant governor, aided
either directly or indirectly, the passag
of the bill.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-02-03
Against Beef Trust.

Washington. Jan. S1.-The supreme
court of the United States yesterday
decided the case Of the United States
vs.. Swift & Co., known as the beef
trust case, charging conspiracy among
the packers to tx prices on fresh meats.
etc.
The opinion was handed down by
Justice Holmes and affirmed the deci.
sion of the court below, which was
AGAINST the packers
In his opinion Justice Holmes dis
cussed at length the various conten'
tions of the packers and disposed of
them individually. He admitted that
some Of the charges were less specific
than desirable. but said this was nee
essarily true on account of the vast ex'
tent of the field covered. He added
that sufficient had been shown te
prove continuous offense of such a ma.
ture as to justify the proceeding. The
opinion continues the inj junction grant
ed against the packers under the Sher.
man antitrust law by the lower courts
The opinion was concurred in by al
the members of the court.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-02-03
WASHINGTON LETTER.
tFrom our Regular Correspondent,

tFrom our Regular correspondent
Washington. D. c.. Jan. 28.-An
unusual and dramatic scene WAS pres.
ented in the House OF Representatives
this week, when, railroad rate leRisla-
ton being under discussion, the Demo-
cratic leader, Representative John
Sharp Williams. appealed in his efforts
to curb the power of the railways. I'VE
are committed to this proposition be-
cause it is Democratic in principle, "
declared Mr.. Williams, land do not
hesitate to say that we are glad to find
the president of the United States on
the question is more of an American
citizen, more interested in the welfare
Of all people, than any particular.
Democrat or Republican. Then turn.
ing to the Republicans, Mr.. Williams
said, 1--WE will toe-mark the Presidents
tracks on this subject and we call on
you as American citizens to help as to
toe mark them" Mr.. Williams remarks
were greeted by burst of applause
from both sides of the chamber, al
though it was noteworthy that many
OF the Republican leaders" among
them, Cannon. who was not in the
Chair, DalzeIl, Grosvenor, Payne and
others failed to applaud and even look
ed Disguised.
Mr.. Williams remarks followed soor
after a caucus of the Democratic mem.
beers Of tho House at which it was de-
termined to support the President in
his movement for railway rate control,
such action, it having been argued.
being dictated by patriotic motives.
which should stand above partisan con.
siderations. It il also true that the
Democrats In the Senate will stand
solidly in support Of any measure sent
over from the House which carries i
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-02-03
MR.. SPENcER'S FIGURES.

Some comment has been made touch
ing the statement of MIR. Samuel SpeE-
Ger, President of the Southern Rail-
way, before the committee on regula.
tion of freight rates few days ago.
MIR. Spencer told the committee that
a reduction of very small fraction OF
one per cent on the present freight
rates would bankrupt every railroad in
the United States. He showed that
that the railways were paying now
very small dividends on their stock,
and If the present charges were reduced
even a fraction of one per cent. no
dividends at all could be paid, and
bankruptcy must follow. Mr.. Spencer
Is high authority, but there is such q
thing as proving too much. What Mr..
Spencer said about stock dividends
may be true. But these roads are
earning interest on a bonded indebted.
ness many times larger than the origi
nal cost of the roads. Bonds that have
been issued on Inflated values. Wien
roads can pay II per cent. on so mil
lion dollars there takes place water.
ing process by which leo million bonds
are issued. on which per cent. is
paid. Nothing is left for the stock.
holders because the roads are syste M
Rtlcally bonded to their full earning
capacity.
There is one thing that is certain,
and it is this, that there Ia not a rail.
road in the United States which runs
through any decent country, and is
decently managed, that does not pay
decently on its original cost of con-
struction after paying operating ex.
penses. There are some, however,
which have been unnecessarily loaded
with debt, and which are being robbed
and looted like the Valley Branch OF
the B. & o., which cannot and never
will make showing so long as man.
aged in their present way. The fallacy
of Mr.. Spencer's figures could easily
have been shown had any one under
taken to do so. They are true, but
they prove nothing. If the railroads
are dong business on so small a mar
gin as Mr.. Spencer seems to think or
his figures seem to show. then they are
too near the danger line, and the
quicker something happens for their
investors the better. The poor fellows
who own them need help and need it
badly. 1t cannot come too soon. They
would never have known how they
stood possibly but for this demand for
government control of rates. Now
they see the precipice over which they
hang and may save themselves before
1t is too late.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-02-03
A WORD TO THE WISE.

It Is remarkable how some OF our
Virginia politicians and some iof our
press which bolted VIM. J. Bryan IL
1896, continue to. make light OF his
power and political influence, and yet
have the vanity tofbelleve they voice
public sentiment There is but one
thing left for these to do IN the four
years intervening between now and
the next presidential election. and that
Is either to fall tremendously into line
in the Bryan column, or go over into
the Republican party lock, !stock and
barrel. There will be no place in the
Democratic column for them. so dis
tipguished persons as Senators Daniel
and Martin along with a number OF
other Virginia statesmen who attended
the st. LOUIS convention, fought MI
Bryan with a bitterness and venom
which. has always seemed unaccount
able to. their constituents. This was
not strange, however. These two sen
ators were never really for him. They
were never really in accord with the
principles of the party as. defined by
the platform of 1896, and whilst OF
course they. as did thousands of others,
voted the ticket in 1896. their hearts
were not in the fight.l Now they as
to Mr.. Bryan, are just where they
were then. They are opposed to his
leadership and.belittle his influence.
It has not been very long since some
people in this community heard Mr..
Martin say that the people were get
ting very tired Of Mr.. Bryan. What
did this mean.2 Whether the fpeople
were tired of!him.or not. it.meant that
Senator Martin.was tired of him. and
being tired of him then, and later Whit
the St. Louis convention assembled
having openly sought his downfall ant
defeat as to the principles he advocated
and attempted to engraft Into tn
platform, we do not believe his view
have changed. One of the creates
obsticles Senator Martin will have t.
overcome in the approaching campainl
for Senator will be his known ant
ayowed luminosity to Mr.. Bryan. w
say further that no Democratic poll
tician in Virginia can succeed who
known to oppose him. for only to MI
Bryan can that party look for success
The party turned its affairs over t
the "Safe and Sane" management las
fall and in a little while went int
bankruptcy. Senators Martin an
Daniel were a part and parcel of tn
''safe and Sane, +" and il weaned chill
dren could not have done better, o
made more creditable showing, the
should have been put back into swat
ding clothes. The people of thi
county are followers of Bryan. n
other man stands the slightest chanc
with them. Those they elect to hlg
office must accord with these view
else they will go down in defeat. g
Parker was defeated in the recer
election These are facts and shoul
be needed.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-02-03
Always Liberal TO Churches.

Every church will be given d liberal
quantity OF L & NJ. paint. Call for it
4 gallons Longman s. Martinez L. 8
M. Paint mixed with three gallonslin
seed oil, will paint house.
w. B. Barr, Charleston, W. Va
writes, painted F'rankenburg BLOCK
with L. & M. stands out as through
vanished"
Wears and covers like gold.
Don't pay 81 so a gallon for linsee6
oil, which you do in ready for use
paint.l
Buy oil fresh from the barrel at 81
cents per pallon AID mix it with l.. &
M.
1t makes paint cost about $1.20 pei
gallon. Sold by B. F. Hughes, Stau1
ton; G. H. Cohrop, Stuart g Draft; J
B. Roden, Waynesboro; Augusts
Milling & Mer. Co.. Messy Creek.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-02-03
THOSE FLAGS.

The Confederate flag. incident in
Maryland brought out by an editorial
In this SPECTATOR, has caused some
feeling over there. Some one writing
in the Baltimore Sun of the 3lst ult.
who signs himself "a Native of Mary
land" says In part:
The Legislature of Maryland has
been generous In It's support Of the
Confederate Home at PIkesville; 1t has
not shown like consideration to those
of her sons who represented her, to the
number Of so, 600, in the armies of the
Union, and it is very we'll known that
not one half of the inmates of tie
Pikesville Home are Marylanders.
Hence it comes with very bad grace
from those mot to the manner born"
to inspire comment in Virginia paper
ealc ulated to nullify an act of the
Maryland Legislature. The State of
Maryland is quite able to take care OF
her own affairs without the aid of out
side suggestion. The gratuitous re
! Election and sneer upon the SONS OF
Maryland who served in the Confeder
ate army will be treated with the
contempt it deserves.
Nobody, so far as we know, has de.
MED Maryland's generous support OF
the Pikesville Home. What has that
to do with the controversy? The gov
eminent takes care of the Union SOL
diers. So what has that to do with
the case? Nobody has ever referred
to that before. Nobody ever claimed
that all the Confederate soldiers In the
Home were Marylanders. Why then
talk about things never before men,
toned The only question in the case
was whether the Confederate flags
were to be removed from the Home to
Annapolis. 1t seems they were, or are,
just as the SPECTATOR said. This was
public act and we do not know, mol
do we recognize, any power in Mary
land or elsewhere which muzzles US
Native" to the contrary notwith
standing. This Is for the public.
The following is for "Native," thai
peculiar spawn of the flag incident
who for all we know may be white
black, or cherry brlpdle.
A man who writesand does not sigI
his name must not feel aggrieved il
: bis Importance is not recognized by
us and duly appreciated. He 0ugh
not to go cunning for us if we diffe
r with him in his views about the StaL,
e of Maryland being able to take care O.
her own affairs without the aid o
i outside suggestion. II his attack wer
! open and We knew the Importance
? power. weight, size, complexion, anc
8 general magnitude of this distinguish
/ ed Native" we might agree tina
D Maryland, with his assistance. coult
: take care of her own affairs. But ig
8 norance of his majestic proportion
3 and imperious personality compels u
{ to take him at bis word, and treat hin
8 with the contempt such bombasti
deliverances deserve.