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The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
CLEMENTlNA GONZALES,
OF CENTRAL AMERICA,
RESTORED TO HEALTH,
PE.Ru.NA THE REMEDY

Miss Clementina Gonzales, Hotel Pro-
vincia, Guatemala, c.. A., in a recent
letter from 247 Cleveland Ave-, Chicago,
ILL.,, writes:
"I took Peruna for q W0rn-0ut con-
difi0n. Twas so run down that / could
not sleep at night, had no appetite and
felt tired in the morning:
81 tried many t0nics, but Peruna
was the only thing which helped me in
the Least. After had taken but q halt
bottle / felt much better. continued
its use for three weeks and was COM
pIefeiy restored to health, and was
able to take up my studies which had
been forced to drop. There is nothing
better than Peruna to build up the
system. m.''-CIemenfina Gonzales.
Address The Peruna Medicine Co.,
of Columbus, Ohio, for instructive free
literature on catarrh.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
With Harpoon in Body 1t Turned
Upon Its Captors. Driving
Weapon Completely Through
Ro+<orr> If >ha nnrv

0OttOm OF tno DOry.
Capt. Charles York of the fishing
schooner Eva Mildred had catch of
seventy-five large swordfish to dispose
OF yesterday morning, caught on the
southeast Georges. Besides his fish
he had a part of swordtish sword
to which there was a tale of narrow
escape of one of the crew attacked.
Edward Estes is the name of the
fisherman who is congratulating him.
self on the bad aim of the swordfish,
the last one taken on the trip. 1t was
late Wednesday afternoon when the
lookout at the foretopmast sighted the
fish floating on the surface of the wa
ter. He hailed the deck, and the man
at the wheel steered for the fish, the
spearsman making ready to strike at
him. 1t proved very big one, and
the sportsman sent the lily iron into
him with all his force.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Song of the Enchantress
Ay, and his useless buckler.
For he fell wounded sore,

Ay, and his useless buckler,
For he fell wounded sore.
l was the wild. strange music 2
That went his soul before: lIr,s.
And 'Hark!'' he murmured, dying,
There's singing on the moor!" i
I was that wild, strange music
That sought his. soul to win!
I led him onward, onward, s.r ~ ~
Till died the battle din; ~ Il b AL.
Across the moor, the upland. A.. !, y
BY breathless stream and linn,
I turned to draw him to me :
In regions fine and thin! = s.. ::>.,j
His eyes We're oped, to know me.
But bright with wrath their fgleam:
I had the gift of magic 20 "a =.
Fate. only, is supreme! .&...-s1 j;
I bore him to Valhalla, s%&. = = ~ ~ it fl
:. In the red Planets gleam; = 81: %&5s
And there he dreams OF battle :. g
49, And ] am but his Dream!
i. < ED fsS }..@@ @s )! s. E--EDIrI4 @My%THONA9 j
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Bore Him to Valhalla, and
There He Dreams of Battle
and Am but His Dream

He whom I loved loved no one
Nor woman. child, nor maK
His Joy was but in battle.
TO lead his rushing clan.
I had the gift of magic
Through changing forms I ran!
l was his white plume. floating
Above the serried van!
The plume was but target,
Amid the flying scath;
And, then, was I his broadsword..
Annealed in fiery bath.
And through the hated phalanx
We cut a-groaning swath; ,~-
But when his arch foe escaped him,
He brake me, in his wrath!
- =. ~ $ - : ~. g: nj ..
Then became his corselet,< r..
{ That next his heart he wore:s a.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Righteous Indignation.

Here the promoter whispered some
thing in his ear.
"Wolld that induce you to look
more favorably on our scheme?" he
asked.
Sir answered the alderman from
the 'Steenth ward, quivering with
wrath, IF you think / am to be
swerved from my duty by a bribe-
like that-you sadly underestimate
me'-Chicago Tribune.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week to

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors. =.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, GIL and 912 Pioneer
Press building, st. Paul, Mimi: Peter
Conklin and R. p, Gayville, S. D.,
loader; Peter Dahl, Clarkfeld,, Minn.,
rotary engine; Thomas Freeman, Sioux
Falls, S. D., ballot box; S. F. Pierce,
st. Paul, Mimi, rail joint; Bruno Kip
pels, Moorhead, Mimi, merry-go-round !;
Arthur Padmore, Lead, S. D., clothes
drier; Martin Wallum, Binford, N. D.,
floor jack.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07

restoring those organs to condition
OF health. Ny experience with your
valuable remedy was equally as graft
Tying as that of several of my friends.
Yours truly,
(Slgned) TIMOTHY D., SULLIVAN.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
FOR sale by all druggists. Price, So
cents per box.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
A Good Turn.

Here! wake up" cried Subbubs,
appearing on his front porch in his
pajamas. you've got a nerve to be
sleeping in our hammock"
'Nerve?" asked Weary Willie, sleep
lily, why, I'm a benefactor; if it
wasn't fur me a holdin' this hammock
down de mosquitoes would "a lugged
it off long ago. Philadelphia Press.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Sure Enough.

Little Amzi (who has an inquiring
mind)-Do you spose, Uncle Bill, that
a hen knows the difference between
real egg and wooden one?
Uncle Bill Bilderback-Sartin she
does, AMI. Ye never heard of a hen
layin' wooden egg, did ye?-Town
'TOnics
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Figuratively Speaking.

."The pastor said last Sunday that
We should each of us try to put a
little sunshine into our neighbors'
lives"
"The pastor is talking poetry. A lit
tie of last weeks sunshine would have
been as bad as Goals of re"-Cleve-
land Plaindealer.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Concerning .McPherson.

First Scot-What kin O. man is Nc
Pherson?
Second Scot-A gey queer kin O.
man. went to his hoose and he askit
me to talk some whusky. When he be-
gan to pour it cot I said, stop! stop!
and he stoppit! That's the kin O.
mai he is.-Chicago Chronicle.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Z An ANALYTICAL Mind.

\ *'I see thet, tn government has;
bought thirty-eight tons Of insect pow
der to send to the Panyma canal"
What do you suppose thet's fer,
AmZi?' J.. ~ =
Il s'pose it's fer insecks, Sairy.''-
Cleveland Plain Dealer. II =,
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
At the Village Election,


Squire Woolsey-Well, Sam, I hope
you are going to vote for me to-mor-
row?
Sam Scrubbin-I hope so too, sab;
/ needs two dollahs mighty bad sah.-
Punch.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07

4 s.@ s Senator e tor IS S'ulll:i- II
van val writes >. !. :. !. !
1T. is a pleas
!. ure lLlIl' to endorse 9.
re m e d y like
, ,Dloan's ] = i Kidney l:''::l d
Pills, Y T: hltaEv ! n. g
! found o them Of
greatest value
in = b. eliminating m.
the t s. d is tr SIS.
caused by sick
ki6novc ond ~,
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
g uT1cl URA.s} .GiRo o,''yys' stAlffa u.
Scalp Cleared nj SDandr dr,lffs and Hair.
Restored by One Box 81 cutieura q.
and One Cake o. cuticura IL HI

3z s*S Soap. s.s
A. w. Taft of Ind depende dence;' a Va,
writing under date Of Sept. Is, 1904
says: Il have had falling hair and:
dandr,lff for twelve years and could,
get nothing to help me. Finally +
bought. one box Of Cutfcura Ointment
and one cake Of Cuticura Soap, and
they cleared my scalp of the dandruff
and stopped the hair falling. Now
my hair is growing as well as ever. ia a
am highly pleased with Cuticura Soap
as a toilet soap (signed) A. w. Taft,
Independence, Va .,*.ty }..1 - i
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Good Soul!

I'm so disappointed in baby's
weight. l was sure he would weigh
ten pounds, but the scales said only
seven" II
.''She looks heavier than that" said
the caller. Where did you weigh
her?' =
=. ION my husbands scales,'' an
swered the iceman's ife.-Chicago
Tribune. r. - =
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
High Finance.

Cobwigger-I presume he lives be.
yond his income? r 2-... :..'. 5s ' 4. 4 !
i Merritt Why, man; he lives beyond
other peoples incomes: Puck. .4* .44$:.t,.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07

i I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.---Mns. THos. ROBBINS.
Maple Street. Norwich. N. Y. Feb. IT, 1906. !
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
Couldn't Keen Up,

Couldn't Keep Up.
*'She went west at the age of, eigh-
teen to grow mp with the country"
"How did she succeed?"
mot very well. She is till eigh-
teen.'-Grand Rapids Press.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07

The man who really is honest finds
no necessity to tell others about it. =.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07

CDR. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
gave prompt and complete relief dyspepsia and
liver derangenient" B. T. Trowbridge, Harlem RR NY.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07
On the Audience!

O." On the Audience
}"Was Westinghouse new comedy
funny?' .z
Il guess so. The audience treated
the whole thing as huge practical
joke e.'-Cleveland Leader.
The Cook County herald., 1905-10-07

.5ss kfters The Cannon Went on.
Mrs. rNlayb bor Johnny is so care
less. He is always leaving his things
around. & II 81
Mrs. Nexdore So 7 notice. saw
one of his ears and three of his teeth, s
son my front porch just now. Houston
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-04-14

early in the session, and referred in
the regular order to appropriate COM
mittees in both houses, which consid-
cred it and made favorable reports.
These reports were printed in full, and
some, weeks afterwards vote was
had gone thru one house, there was an
interval of several days before it came
to vote in the other.
There are still in congress many civil
war veterans, every one Of whom knew
the resolution was coming to a vote,
and that sentiment strongly favored its
passage. Not one of them raised his
was taken a rollcall was dispensed
with, in each house.
1t is not believed in Washington that
the Grand Army as an organization will
lind fault with congress for what it has
done with the captured confederate
f1ags. In the eighties, when President
Cleveland made all unsuccessful at
timent of the north was, 70 a large ex-
tent, especially in the republican party,
controlled by the men who wore the
blue. The war had been ended for
about twenty years, and the Grand
Army Of the Republic was at the high
tide of it's political prestige.
Since that Time, a new generation has
COME luCO dCClOU, WHICH views J1o wal
with kindlier eye than those who
were active participants in the great
conflict. It is the verdict Of this gene
ration that the wartime feuds and
hatreds should be laid aside, and that
everything should now be done which
will tend to make the country, in fact
as we'll as in name, united and forget
full Of the old sectional differences. 1t
is the opinion. of this generation that
the return of the confederate flags will
work toward that end, and hence the
vote in both houses without the formali-
ty of rollcall.
Harper's Weekly, few weeks ago, in
an interesting editorial discussion of
the flag incident, said it had noticed
only one northern newspaper which had
found fault with the action of congress,
and that was an obscure newspaper IN
| northern New England.
Already the war department. has be-
gun the return Of the flags, and the
response which this has brought from
southern men is all congress thought it
it would be. Confederate veterans and
associations, from the commander-in-
chief of the Confederate veterans or
ganization down to humble men Of the
rank and file, have spoken apprecia-
lively and properly of the action of
congress. and officers of the army, who
for many years have favored the re-
\ turn. declare congress has by this one
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-04-14
" How Is
Y01lrHeart?

Is your pulse weak, too slow,
too fast, or does it skip a beat?
Do you have shortness of
breath, weak or hungry spells,
fainting, smothering or choking
spells, palpitation, futtering,
pains around the heart, in side
and shoulder; or hurt when
lying on left side?
If you have any Of these
symptoms your heart is weak
or diseased, and cannot get
better without assistance.
Dr. Miles Heart Cure
strengthens weak hearts, and
rarely ever fails to cure heart
disease. Try it, and see how
quickly you will find relief.
.About January 1st, 1902, I took
by my family physician that my case
was hopeless. My neighbors and fam
1ly had ,Siven me up to die. MY
4 amos ana DOQy were swollen 10 one
third larger than normal size. and
water, had collected around my. heart:
! For at least three months had to sit
propped up in bed to keep from smoth-
ering. sent for five bottles Of DR..
Miles Heart Cure, and by the time I
had taken them all ] was entirely
cured. I feel better than I have for
twenty years. and I am able to do
any kind Of work on my farm. My
attending physician told me that if 1t
hadn't been for DR.. Miles Heart Cure
I would now be in nay grave
L. T. CURD, Wilmore, Ky,
Or. Miles, Heart Cure Is sold by
! your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first bottle will benefit. II It falls
! he Will refund your money.
] Miles Medical Co., Elkhart. Ind
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-04-14
FEW OBJECT TO
RETURN OF FLAGS
Only Some Washington G. A. R,
Posts Raise Criticism of Cour-
tesy to the South.
BY w. w. Jermane,

Washington, April 14.-That there is
a relic among civil war veterans of the
old-time hostility which prevented
President Cleveland from returning
the confederate battle flags is evidenced
by the attitude which several Grand
Army posts in this city are taking to-
ward the action of congress this year.
One of these posts, by unanimous vote,
has passed bitter resolutions condemn
ing congress, and it is said others are
preparing to follow suit. Copies of
these resolutions are to be sent broad
cast to Grand Army posts east and
west, in the hope that they may take
similar action, and thus create senti-
ment in the northern states which will
injure those members of the two houses
who failed to oppose the flag joint reso'
luton.
The joint resolution was introduced
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-04-14

act done more to remove sectional bit
terness than has been done by the north
since Appomattox.i
There were twelve republican men,
bers of the house military committee
in the last congress-, seven of whom
the war. One member was old enough
to enlist-Richard Wayne Parker of
New Jersey-but he was in Princeton
university until after the war. The
other four republican members saw ac-
tive service. One of these, Mr.. Capron,
called up the joint resolution for final
passage by unanimous consent, sat the
request Of the gentleman from Vir-
ginia" (Mr. Lamb, one Of the demo-
cratic members of the committee) and
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-04-14

in his own behalf. No objection was
raised, and the joint resolution was
passed without division.
Before the distribution authorized by
the joint resolution was begun, there
war department 544 flags of the differ
ent states. In round numbers 100 Of
these flags belonged to union regiments
and the remaining 44O were Confeder-
ate flags taken at the close of the war.
Previous to 1887, twenty two flags had
been returned by secretaries Of war
to former union states and twenty two
mostly to the organizations in northern
states which had captured them in
battle.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-04-14
MILLIONS OF FAMILIES

ase and indorse Paracamph as safe,
sure, household remedy. It stops pain
and cures hurts or money refunded.
Try 25c bottle. All Druggists.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17
9efaGene 9rGBe.
&ldtritt bes Sbrrprnfuraturs bes
rniiii6em 9cilisem Sbnnbs.

DobieSono6Seps eri@atterte steuuns.
Stpiefader ~slRiturnt ttfaie oes Sareu.
gobieoonoBiem ale 2ebrer, Surilt une
firdIidcr Seamter.
Cine Der 9aratterifttI6ften 8egleitz
erf9einuhsen Ser iiberrai9enoen poli>
tif9en Wdnolung in 3uBlano bilbet
Ger Giidtritt oes Sberprofuratprs bes
Seilisen SpnO0s, &onftantin petros
pitf@ PobieOonOb5etp, BON feinem po>
item.
pubjeoOnOB5eps Stelung gait f9on
felt einiger 3eit ais eri9ittert. St
bate es pGbrenO feiner mebr aIs 25s
idbrigen Sbdtisteit als Sberprofuras
tor bes 9eiligen Spnpos perItanoen.
aus elmer untergeorOneten 8ermittez
lu~n9sinitana, Oer Die 4ufgabe aufiel,
Die Winf3e Der ruiiii4en &ir9e benin
3aren gum 8ortrag 81 bringen, Elm
abIoluttittf9es Minilterium gu I9af>
fen. Gs CAB einen Staat uno cine
&ix6e nit traoitipnellem Intagonl3>
mus; bei0e aber iibstragte trennenb,
ni9t permitteIno, Die @utpritGt Der
pobje0onpB5etp'f9en Sberprpturatur
oes 9eiligen SpnoOs.
Sieie 8aitipn tpar0 npt6nen0tg ges
fG9roet nit Dem @ugen6lid, ba Staat
unb Stride, .. B. Miniterien unO
3ei9sratb, Metrpppliten un6 8if9Dfe,
einfaben, Oab Die NieOertdmpfung Ger
abi oluttitif9en Gstpalt bes SDnpOs
cine Sadie innerpplitti6e Npt6pen>
oigfeit geiporoen lei. Die Stride bate
ertannt, Dab Ser Sberprofurutor fraft
Der in feinen Sdnoen rubenOen @ene>
ralbolma9t Die tir9li6e GtutoritGt fir
feline politii6en SnterefIen in Die
@agi9ale mari. l1nb Die Stats
regierung iab fi@ Der MO9li@teit elmer
frttif9en, fa9semdBen Prifung Ser
fir9li6en Qn9elegenbeiten beraubt.
Gin 5piefa9er &niturm auf Die
Stellurg ppbiebonobaeps erfolgte,
uno apar pOn Seiten Ger Stride ourd
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17
cSttt Santt Der GisplHe.

Cine furdtbare &eiie bot Die Sorf
nStorf" binter iid), Die iGon Innge
iiberfdGig nar unO ieBt i'm Safen bon
9onoon e%inlief. @m 20. Sum- 1904
iubr lie aus uno fam i'm @liguIt nod
Charlton Sslano I'M IoromeItcn bon
Sanaoa al. Im t9. September 1904
trot oas S6iff Die Seimreiie an.
Solo erbo6 ii6 Elm idmerer Sturm.
unO sic bohge6enoe See iebte Dem
frGftigen fleinen 6abr5eug itorf 5u.
Sann gerietb man all6 in Yadei5.
OaS 0as S6iff INNER oid)ter umgab.
Srob0em pioeritano oos Sabr5eua
uno otebte einige Gage bel Sen ManS-
fielO-Snieln bel, einem %unbepobnten
0anbitri6 BON 70. Meilen 2Gnge I'm
Gingang Der Su0lonltraBe. Nndl
tur5er paufe brad pie @ut6 Ser Gle
mente nur mod beftiger los. ;Spei Se-
gel purben fort9erifen, p;e6er Iects
fi6 oas Padeis um bas G6iff, uno Biz
bo6e See orohte es gu beri6linqen. Sic
neunSehn Mann an 8oro bereiteten Iif
auf oas unpermeioli6e Dor. Gs i6ien
linen nrr Die @abl Der Sooesart su
blei6en, BON Giie 5ermalmt gu perben,
i'm Meere gu beriinfen pber ouf be,
einiamen Snfel gu perbuneern. Die
Munni9aft Bat oen &apitGn ssoro
nu6 Der g6%arltoniniel suriidsufebren;
oiefe tpuroe audi am 26. Oftober err.
reiGt. 3ebn Monate tpurbe oas S6ifi
i'm Gife f~eiteebalten. DIS enbli6 6as
S9iff aus Dem gife befreit puroe, trdl
ss bas polarfdiff rSiscppern", oas oil
lInglidli9en nit Ge5ensmitteln Der.
iorste.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17
Rnriier Eniclseun.

Die anjGbrli9 in paris ftaitfinoenos
MISUNDERSTANDING bot 0iefss
sSabr pieoer cine Menge prigineller
uno reisenoer Heuheiten, pel6e Die
b~ielgeitaltiee @erpenbung ser Gleftris
5itGt unb bes Mdgnetismus CUR Oar
fteaung bra9ten. GrpGbnungspert6
in bieier 9eSiebung finb: Gin &eeuts
tenfpiel, feline BARREN, Die auf tpoeen~
BEN @elIan bon einem Mffumulator IN
8etpegung geIebt tperoen; elm magnet
f6er &reifel, Der ii9 fir cine gan3e
Mafe amiiIanter &pmbinatipnen eig~
net, Elm Sroi6, BEN mar fif6en muB
un6 Ser, oltr9 cine einfdGe Sober gez
trieben, bie fomif6iten Springe ma6t,
tpsrln man i'm gu fahen 9luubt. 8on
~beionoerem Hei3 tparen Die Guppens
fsenen rSSn BEN Suilerien," Die 5psi
&inoergrupren in &oftiimen bon 1905
uno 1905 barItelen. Die SablreiGen
fleinen Mptortpagen, oie uusgeitelit
tparen, funftionirten taoelos, ebenio
Elm Motorboot bon grDBter 9rG5ifion.
Inter ben bea6tenspertben grfinOune
gen ber6ient cine @ederubr GrpGbs
nung, Die nit einem fleinen &ohappae
rate in 8erbinOung itebt. Ser our6
Die Wederf9ldge entSiinoet miro, 10
DAB Ser 8uffee ooer Die Sapfpluoe
fo6t, pG6reno Der 8efiber oes Mpparas
tes aufftebt uno fi9 anaiebt.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

@ntoni, ben Metrpppliten BON 8etersz
burg, un0 bon Seiten bes Stadtes
bur6 Witte. 8orerit blieb pobiebonob>
gem je0o9 Sieger. Der BON Ditte ms
Stolen gebra6ten Srage Der tir9li9en
&eform entSog er iniofern Den 8ooen,
als er, seitiiBt auf Sic QutoritGt oss
r%edftipndren Mletrppoliten BON Mosz
fau, Wlabimir, es ourbiebte, baB Die
&ir9enreform ser &ompeten5 bes Miz
hitter &pmites ent5ogen pdro. Sin
f9perer S9lag traf jeOo9 Den Sber>
proturator, Der pGbren6 ieiner san5en
@mtspaltung l1nbuloIamfeit eegen
@noersgldu6ige ais cine 6eilige Yfli9t
angeieben bate, bur9 Ben gu Sitern
o. s. erlafTenen ufas oes 3aren, bur6
Den in HubldnO &eligionsfreibett ge>
tpdbrt tpuroe. Die 3eiignation oes
Dem itdrriten 4bIolutismus buloigens
ben GeaftipnGrs mar feitoem nur nod
eire 5rage Ger 3eit; iie tpurOe CUR
Sbatfahe infolge oes neueften Mani>
feftes oes 3aren, bur6 Oas Nifolars
II. feinem @plfe ninmebr l1nberlebz
lt6feit Der Yerfon, preb>, &eOez unb
9erfummlungsfreibeit, fopie aQgemeiz
mes Wablre9t augeftanOen bat.
&onitantin Yetrpnitf6 pobjeopnpB>
aetp tpuroe 1927 als Spbn zines llnie
neutrality-suspicious. in Mnsfau ee6oren.
Gr 1tuoirte in Yetersbnrg Die Ge6te
unb eignete ii6 auberbem Elm rsi9es
encptlopdoiffes Wihen on. NG1oem
err cine 3eit lang als profsKor an Ser
Mpsfauer uniberiitGt gepirft, er6ielt
er 1860 Die Mufgdbe, mebrere @ro5s
fir barunter oen na6mali9en
&aiier Mleranoer Ill, in ben %juriitis
f9en SG6ern su unterri9ten. Ypbiez
oonoB3ep fpuros 1872 Senator un6
Mit9lieo oes Gei6sratbs unb 1880
Sberprofurator 6ss t9eiligen Spnpos.
Sn bieier Stelung entfpidelte er
cine DEFENDERS rese SbGtigfeit in Ser
Sa6e Ser geiItli6en S9ulberpaltunq.
Danf ser SiirTorgs Yobieopnob3eps
tpuroen 5d6lrei9e nerle &ir6engemeine
ben ms 2eben %serufen, Die 3abl b,r
&l0fter bergr0bert, neue @rar9ien unb
aablrei6e acknowledgements aes
biloet, bas feite Sunoament Der SIR
forge fir Die @siitli6feit our4 Staatss
sebalt selegt.
pobjeopnobaetp gilt uls elmer Ser
beiten ruiiiiden gipilre9tsselebrten
fem Werf u8urius oes Gibilrshts"
miro als muitergiitig betra6tet uno III
fir oie ruIfiiden Suriiten BON bobenl
praftifden Mertb.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

- It Ii Bung. rDie ia
bore, 9err Miiler, taufen Sic nur Bel
groBen 5irmen?" = rSd, i6 unterz
itiBe bas &letngeperbe!" = vWiefo9"
= rSnbem i6 nur gruBen 6irmen
f9ulbig blei6e!."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

= 11ndnfe9tbare 9pgtt.
Chef: rSbr @ei9GftserfOlg par slei9
gfuG unb ba berlungen Sic nod bObere
OiGten9" Heiienoer: rSie pihen
bod, ie tpeniger man gu tbun bat, be-
itp me6r 9elb perbrau6t man."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

: @iber1egt. rWas, Sic be-
bdupten, Srauen tOnnten ni6t i9ipei<
gen? Die meini9e bat mir, fplunge
mir perlO6t tparen, beri9piegen, baB
lie mufitaIii3 lei. SD fuge Sbnen, i9
mar pom Bonner geriibrt, ais ie fi9
nu9 Der 6o65eit uuf einmal an's
&laOier feBte."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

= . ots@lume. 9i9ter>
ling: rNun, ipie buben Sbnen meine
5riiblingssebi6te gefalen?" &eoat>
teur: rHa, tpihen Sic, mir baben
beuer audi Elm reft i6le9tes 5rib>
iobr gebabt!"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

-Iusrebe. y@drum fault
Su mir fem 4ut, Mdnneg" -
n8eibt Su, &ino, Su biit cine 10 feu>
rige Natur, bab i6 BEL eirem 8enSine
ipagen Dus 9r0Bte Malbeur befir4te!"
= Sin fpefuGatiper @ne
tbufta It. @olfsfGnger eoncerttrz
ten in einem Wirtbsbuusgurten. Sin
bebdbtger Batron applauOirt unaus>
seiebt itiirmif6. S9lisBli9 tpirb er
pOn feinem Sii9na9bar gefrogt:
w6aif benin nod ni9t genug BON bic
Ter fiir9terli9en Singerei, 6Orit ia
edrni9t me6r auf, 8eifan 81 fldtz
i9en9!" n@6er ND = bas gei3teht ia
rur, baB lie glei9 fpeiteripielen uro
ni6t INNER pieber abiammleln tomz
men,"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

-grotef #. 6ai1irer Ger i'm
SeebaO INNER tpieber bon ben bo9>
gebenoen Wellen ans 2anb binausgez
porfen tpirb): Sea MI, sc ieben bod,
!9err Neptun, i9 bin bod mir ba, um
Bel Sbnen gu bauiiren!"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

49,. Trii6er ba6t SIR bod searbetz
tet, Sepp = parum bettelt Sbr benin
ieBt 10 umeinanber9"
rSa mel, I bin bait audi erit ipdter
s'fdeit tpornll"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

Nut SIS, 900 ttdsI
elm enslif9er Sa4perftanoiser bas aa>
pital, ods alein i'm eigentlihen Mars
tenban6el ftedt.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-11-17

Sten It b9en: r9err PrOz
feiiOr, mann iOll i9. Die Sndbige 5rau
aus Dem Sheater abbplen9"
Prpfefor (iiber bas @ri9einen
zines &ometen no9lefenb): r@m 16.
Sftpber 1921"