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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
Followed Man Who "Boozed," and In
sect Became an lnebriate,

sect Became an lnebriate.
New Orleans Times-Democrat: did
1t ever strike you that a mosquito could
become an inebriate?" asked the OBJ
server of things. 1T hasn't? Well, let
me tell you one of my experiences. l
was working i in New Orleans several
years ago with a friend of mine. He
was a hard drinker, and whenever you
saw him he was literally saturated
with booze. He was n clever little fell
low, though. and for several months
he worked in the same office with me.
We did considerable night work. Well.
every night Ed would come in drunk as
begin to peg away. Whether it was
because he was the booze artist in the
office. or from some other cause, his
desk was a mecca for the mosquitoes.
There was one big fellow 1 noticed par
ticularly. He attracted my attention
n evening when Ed was asleep in his
chair, and he (the mosquito) was
away for dear life. Pretty soon he be-
came even drunken than Ed and flew
away. He perched on the desk where I
was writing and his antics were conf
cal. He had a beautiful load, If you'll
pardon the street gamin's language.
and was staggering over the desk like
a chicken with the staggers. Honest
~, 4 couldn help Laughing. l caught
the mosquito and pulled off just h tip
OF his wing. sc 1 would know him
again. I saw him again the next and
many nights thereafter. Ed was the
only man in the Office he'd bite. If Ed
DIDN'T show up. the mosquito would
perch On his desk. assuming a mournful
attitude that was pitiful and laughable
in one. That was II mosquito who
became an inebriate, inc 1 could tell
you Of" u his listeners had hied to
the life-saving station across the street.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
Voice from ArkansaN.

Cleveland, Ark, July 3l.-USpecial.l
Nearly every newspaper tells OF
some wonderful cure Of some form Ok
Kidney Disease by the Great .Americau
Remedy, Dodd's Kidney Pills. and this
part of Arkansas Is not without its
share of evidence hat no case is ton
deeply rooted for Dodd's Kidney Pills
to cure.
Mr.. A. E. Garlic. we'll known aud
highly respected here, tells of his cure
after nearly a quarter of a c%cntury's
suffering. Mr.. Garlic says:
Il want to let the public know what
l think Of Dodd's Kidney Pills. I
think they are the best remedy for sick
kidneys ever made.
II had Kidney Trouble for % years
and never found anything that did mo
so much good as Dodd's Kidney Pills
| recommend them to all sufferers
There Is no uncertain sound about
Mr.. Carlile's statement. He knows
that Dodd's Kidney Pills rescued him
from a life of suffering and lie wants
tho public to know it. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cure all Kidney ills from Back
ache to Bright's Disease.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
CHAPTER xxN.-continued.

This incident told us plainly enough
that the kidnapers We're now but a lit
tie way ahead. n shat their rear
guard scouts wera holding us we'll In
hand. So from that OF we went as men
whose lives are held in pawn by a hid
den foe. looking at every turn for an
adjustment. Nevertheless. we were
not waylaid again; and when at length
the long. hot afternoon drew to it's
close with the mountain Of peril well
behind us, we had neither seen OF heard
aught else of the Cherokees.
That night we camped. tireless and
foodless. on the banks Of a swift-tlow-
great mountains. We reached this
stream a little before dark. and since
the trail led straight into the water. we
would have put this obstacle behind
us if We could. But though the little
river was not above five or six poles
in width 1t was exceeding swift and
deep: so impossible. in truth. that we
tive party had made shift to cross.
We guessed at it a while. Richard
and I, and then gave 1t up Until we
might have the help of better daylight.
But the old borderer's curiosity was
not so readily postponed. Cutting 4
slim pole from a sapling thicket. he
waded in cautiously. anchoring him
self by the dropping branches of the
willows whilst he prodded and sounded
M proved beyond a doubt that the
current vas over man-hea1 deep, and
far too rapid for swimming.
Satisfied OF this. he came out. drip
ping. and with a monitory word to us
to keep a sharp lookout. disappeared
upstream in the growing dusk. his
long rifle at the trail. and his body
Dent to bring his keen old eyes the
nearer to the ground.
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AmlAncc.
great eXcitcmen. IL Lone

There is great excitement IL Lone
Tree gGlch.
oue-Eyed liz has turned up a dozen
huge Nuggets OF solid gold
Why" says Toothltss Tut, any ono
Of these things is worth $4,000. Ike.
you've struck it at last. What are ye
Soin' to do with all our money"
I'm soin' to buy II thousand alarm
clocks" replies One-Eyed Ike.
What for"
An I'm goin' to set 'cm all for 6
O'Clock In the mornin'. am when they
wake me up I'm jest goin' to turn over
in bed am shoot the everlastin' day
lights o. them.''
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Too Modest.

London Saturday Review: There are
some people who through slackncss, indif-
ference or sheer terror of their fellows 80
through life suffering nan unpleasant
things without protest. They dislike
fuss" or they are too careless or happy
go-lucky TO assert themselves. Hence they
come off badly everywhere. These are the
men who always get the uncooked chops
and the tough cuts off the joint.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04

BY a dramatic coincidence Won Bue-
lows rank and his already large for
tune have been increased almost stimuli
%taneously. for the day before the chan
cellor was raised to princehood he be-
came entitled to the sum of Sl.375.OOO,
left him under the will of his kinsman,
the late Herr Godefoy.
The Won Buelow palace in the Will
helmstrasse is one of the most elab-
crate private homes in Germany. 1t
once was the residence OF Bismarck,
and Prince Won Buelow's private study
Is the same room used by Bismarck
for working purposes. The White
hail. Of the Won Buelow palace in the
Wilhelmstrasse was the scene Of the
congress of Berlin in 1878.
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The Name Does thc Work

Detroit Free Press: ''Chloro.lydrate
of e.hylaminobenzoylpentanoi" is
the name Of the latest anaesthetic for
which great things are claimed. A name
like that shou.a be sufficient to put any
&c to sleep.
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Good lines Here,

ATLANTA Constitution: Don't waste so
much breath singing of "the good times
coming" To the nan shat takes the
right view OF the situation they have
already come"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
His Way.

Philadelphia Ledger: THAT was a
mean trick. I'll bet Slyman was at the
bottom Of It,"
But there isn't any evidence to con-
meet him with it,"
That's just why I'm sure he's at the
bottom of it."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
MISS ELLA Off, INDIANAPOLIS, IND.
SUFFERED FOR MONTHS.
Pe-ru-na, the Remedy That
Cured.
Miss ella on, 1927 Linden ST., Indian.
anOlis Ind writas.

Miss ella on, 1927 Linden St., Indian.
apolis, Ind, writes:
81 suffered with q run down constifu.
ton for several months, and feared
that 4 would have to give up my work.
ION seeking the advice of q pbysi.
clan, he prescribed a tonic. found,
however, that II did me no good. On
seeking the advice Of our druggist, no
weeks I began to feel and act like q
different person. My appetite in.
creased, did not have tina worm 0ut
feeling, and 4 could sleep splendidly.
Ia . couple of months I was entirely
recovered. THANK you for what your
medicine has done for me. "-.EHa Oft.
Write DR.. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio,
for free medical advice. All CORE
spondence is held strictly confidential.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04

The neutrality-suspicious. line is con-
templating building six small passen-
ger steamers intended for tourist SER
vice on he Mile.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
Won BUElOW JOlLlED
HIS Way INTO POWER
How a Young German Became
First Prince and Then
Chancellor.
A FAVORlTE WITH WOMEf
Was of Great Service in straiehtenin,
Out Complications Caused BY
the lmpulsive Emperor's
Speeches.
A FAvoRlTE WITH WoMEf

Berlin special: From plain herr (mis-
ter) to Prince Won Buelow in seven
years is the story of the rise To rank
and power of Giermany's imperial chan
cellor and prime minister, whom Kaiser
Wilhelm elevated to the dignity OF
~princehood the crown princes wedding
day, European politics are believed to
contain no example of u career so me-
teoric II Prince o Buclow, who is a
modest man, is perhaps the most aston
ished OF all at the sky rocket speed at
which his imperial minister has pushed
him up the political ladder. He has at
tanned. as reward for services, which
even his most enthusiastic supporters
do not brand as particularly brilliant,
the rank which Emperor William. the
kaiserS grandfather. considered good
enough TO confer upon Bismarck for
the h%erculean work OF creating the Ger
man empire of today.
The commOneSt remark of the German
man in the street" is hat Prince Won
Buelow is more fortunate han deserv-
ing. He has played Germany's diplo-
matte game With considerable astute-
ness since he was called to the PREMIER
ship in 1900, but his administration has
not recorded any great historical
achievement for which his countrymen
think the title of prince should have
Is that he has made the biggest kind Of
Il personal hit with the emperor and
Yields over him more influence than
anybody in Germany. Indeed, it is
doubted if there is anyone else who ex-
erciSeS any influence over William III.
at all. Won Buelow "jollied" his way
into power.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
SMART MOSQUITO.

FARMS FOR RENT or sale on crop
payments. j. Mulhall. Sioux City, la.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04

Exports of American-built auto,uo-
biles have increased 40 per cent. dur
ing the last twelve months.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
Strong as a Peacemaker.

Prince o Buclow is suavity itself.
His great forte is compromise. He is
a peacemaker. He is eloquent Of
tongue and pleasingly hammered. He
is a capital joker IL story teller and
the kaiser likes nothing so much as
a companion who can amuse him and
keep him in good humor. When he
was foreign secretary eight or ten
years ago Won Buelow contrived to
earn that his impetuous young master
could be handled" if it We're done
adroitly. He set about TO learn Just
how TO approach him and in What
n he could be made most tract
able. 1t is relate that he found a
preteXt while foreign secretary to come
into daily contact with the emperor
and improved every opportunity 10 PEN
citrate more deeply into the kaiser's
character and increase the store of his
knowledge how to deal With him.
Won Buelow's greatest services to the
kaiser have undoubtedly been as
peacemaker and "smoother-over'i of
the rough spots caused by the enper-
or's impulsive speeches, kilograms and
interfering acts of one Kind aud an
other.
Count Won Buelow is nearly So years
old. He is Il handsome man and is
aid to owe a good deal of his political
success TO the fact that he is Il favorite
with women in ttt royal and political
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04
Feminine Point of Wow

illustrated Bits: He-So Tom and
Jack both proposed to her. Which was
the lucky one?
She-Jack. She married Tom.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04

Wise Teacher.
Teacher-Why didn't you CONS to school
yesterday?
Scholar strained my foot.
Teacher-That's q lame excuse
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04

He bowed again and spread his
hands as a friend willing but helpless.
Upon my honor, dear lady. nothing
would give me greater pleasure. But
VIA can l say? We are upon the
kings business. as you we'll know. and
our mission will not brook an hours
de~lay-indeed, we are here only by the
good chance which led your captors
to choose our route for theirs. l have
no alternative but to take you and
your woman with us to the west; but
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04

TT should be easy enough-what
hin you?" he whispered; and then.
with a sudden grasp upon my wrist:
You are cool and steady-nerved. John
Ireton: I swear you do not love her as
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-08-04

Here there was a little pause for
three of us, while E:phraim Yeates
crept down the bank to try. with his
sounding pole what chance we had Of
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-03-17

I can best Sugar Corn. TIC
I can Choicest Tomatoes. .Ioc
I can sweet wrinkled Peas. ..1Ic
: lbs Premium Java Coffee. SAC
I pkg Ralston Krisp
5 cakes German Laundry SoapI5c
? cakes White Ribbon Toll
ct Soap. Ioc
2 rolls Toilet Paper. Ioc
3 Id box Laundry Starch. .2oc
I pkg best Corn Starch 80. &C
and 1900 in Stamys free go
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31
veoeheV's lNotisvts.

The Normal Institute Of the Eighth
Normal District. composing the
counties Of Otero. Bent. Prowers.
Baca and kiowa. will be held at La
mar. Colorado. June 5-l7th.
Prof. d. E. Phillips. Ph. D.. Of
Denver University. is to conduct the
institute. assisted by Mrs. Sanford
Bell. Of the State university. and
Principal George Momyers. of Gra-
NADIA High School ~ instructor.
Lectures will be given and round
tables held by State Superintendent
Craig. President Snyder of Greeley.
DR.. Sanford Bell Of Boulder. DR.. F.
H. H. Roberts Of Denver. and others.
No pains have been spared on The
part of the executive committee to
organize . strong institute. one that
will meet the professional needs Of
teachers. whether engaged in grade
or high school work. This Institute
affords m opportunity which no
teacher desiring to move forward in
the profession can afford to mis.
Reduced railroad rates have been
secured.
The programme Of studies during
the institute. with the instructors in
each department, is - follows:
School management. grammar and
psychology. DIR. d. Z. Phillips.
Music and physical culture. pgi-
mary methods. literature. nature
study and art. Mrs. Sanford Bell.
Arithmetic. history and geogra-
ply, Prof. George Momyers.
Round tables will be conducted W
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31
lvsies osesOeSoo-

The home of DIR. and Ars- Finney
was a beautiful scene last Friday
evening. the occasion being the
annual reception Of the Juniors to
the seniors
The house was beautifully decor
ated in pink. green and white. green
being the mutual colos Of the two
classes. The dining room was par
ticulariy beautiful. white sweet peas
and ribbons making q most pleasing
effect. The punch howl. presided
over by Miss Lee. was extremely
pretty. The souvenirs were pink
and white roses.
Those present besides the guests
Of honor were Mrs. Money. Mr..
Patterson. DIR. and Mrs. Blakesley.
Mr.. and Ms. Sherman. Mr.. and
Mrs. Steen. Misses Price. Dawson.
English, Robson and Lusk. and Mr..
Griffin and Mr.. Norris
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

EVERY other city in the United
States is preparing for absolute
municipal ownership Of all public
utilities. The attempt Of the city
council of Philadelphia to sell the
gas franchise has 50 incensed the
people that civil war is imminent.
The Pueblo Chieftain. in an able
editorial on The Philadelphia Dis
grace and Municipal Ownership"
says: mo enlightened person can
for one moment resist the argu-
ments for municipal ownership OF
public utilities. and no person not
retained for the purpose. and no
newspaper not subsidized for the
occasion. can do aught else than
give the cause Of municipal owner
ship Of public utilities the most
ready and cordial support"
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31
ooss l'ghss ses - Jsses.

La JuntA is getting in line as 4
city of lights" all same Denver.
During the past week several lights
were placed in the alley between
Trinidad plaza and Granada street.
and the places that have hitherto
been as dark as a stack Of black cats
are now brilliantly lighted. A fifty
candle power arc light has been
placed in front Of the Office of the
Arkansas Valley Bottling Works.
and thirty-two candle power incan-
descents now relieve the darkness
along the alley east and west. The
arc light in front Of Miller 4 An
drews' has been transferred 70 the
corner Of Colorado avenue and Gra-
NADIA street. q new light placed on
Trinidad plaza at the foot Of Colo
RADIO avenue. and the arc light in
front of the Blue Front transferred
To the foot Of Santa Fe avenue on
Trinidad plaza. The changes make
q great improvement in the lighting
facilities in the business section. ,,.,-
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31
~ I.... q seeee q

The Santa Fe recently placed in
service . '-stub mail train" 70 carry
the mail arriving from the east On
No 8 to Pueblo 70 connect With the
cannon BALI mail train on the
Denver 4 Rio Grande- Ths stub
leaves this city for Pueblo at 1910
O'Clock in the morning. upon the
arrival Of No 8. but carries no Pcs
sengesA- On the return trip in
the afternoon the train stops at
every station and does local bust
ness. arriving in La Junta NJ 2:55
D. m
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

The cantaloupe growers OF the
Valley refuse to become enthused
over the melon business this year.
despite desperate efforts by eastern
commission men. The actions Of
the commission men last year killed
the goose that made them such
handsome profits. and it will be a
good many years before the old con-
ditions prevail again. Cash in ad-
vance at the shipping platform is
the only inducement that will work
with the Valley melon growers this
year.-Iamar Sparks.
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

THE Rocky Ford Board Of Trade
is about to get busy. . symptom
that Is . very Necessary adjunct Of =
Board Of Trade that has m ambition
to do things" A committee has
been appointed to draft resolutions
and present to the powers that be in
Santa Fe circles asking that CORPORA
ton to construct . line of railway
through the Holbrook country. Tie
resolutions cIte the fact that there
d m ara Of 5000 acres Of cult
vated lands under irrigation IN the
Holbrook country whieh = anrspti-
BE Of intease farming. bat tasat he
loag w1gua hnul reenr1s tie dsvel-
opa0t q ~ ssetjsa- II build-
NJ q . line ftun LAJOaa thssagh
he Holbsusk eDuntzy wO sagBuf-
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

THE hail storm Of last week.
which was quite general all over
the Valley. did considerable damage
in the vicinity Of Manzanola. At
Weitzer. Patterson Valley. and
and Olney. the storm was most
most severe. Tender plants. such as
tomatoes and cantaloupes. were al
most a total loss and will have to be
replanted. Probably one-fourth the
cherries were knocked from the
trees. and considerably bruised
those left on the trees. Most Of the
damage can be repaired by replant-
ing.
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

Dr. Gaafasd Bel. a the Ststs Uni
veRsity: d. naksr. a ths StnAs uni-
vseity: D.. Snyder. a ths Sesfa
Normal School: d.. AyissUogth. a
the Stste AsrieultuFA Coalsge;
Katherine l. Craig. state supssin-
tendsnt: Prof. Geo. L He8. of Laa
AnimaE Dr.. O. j. Blakesley. of Il
Junta: Pro-. e r. Jones. Of Lamar.
and oeherx
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

EMPLOYEES Of the Union Pacific
railroad are about to have the
bumps Of their heads interpreted by
a phrenologist. 1t is not because
any Of the engineers. firemen. con-
ductors. brakemen or clerks want to
have a professor" finger their
bumps. but somewhere among the
executive officers of the road is q
man who wants to know il every
man is suited to his job: hence the
phrenoloRist.
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

THE Ordway district is on a veri-
table boom this spring. Hundreds
Of acres of land have been sold to
Illinois and Indiana farmers at fancy
figures. while in the town a large
number Of handsome new residences
are in course Of construction. They
seem to have water to burn. and
prosperity on every hand.-Sugar
City Gazette.
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

THE Barlow Canning Company did
not accept the Contribution Of our
people. 50 we will not have q
canning factory this year. 1t being
so late in the season probably had
much to do with the matter. A
number Of the farmers got tired
waiting and planted other crops in
the ground they had set aside for
tomatoes. % rdway Era.
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31
Toe essss sss.ssy Jsss~sss.

Those Of our readers who. in add
ton to their home paper. want .
national news and family journal.
are advised to subscribe for the St.
Louis Globe-Democrat. which ID pub
liahed in the solid central city Of the
Union and stands at the very front
among the few really great news-
papers Of the world. The Daily
Globe Democrat hos no equal in all
the West and ought 70 be in tn
hands Of every reader Of my daily
paper. The Weekly Globe-Demo
crat. issued in semi-weekiy sections
. big semi-weekly ut ooe dollar PET
year. Is indispensable to tAe farmer.
the merchant or the professional
man who desires to keep thorough b
posted. but Who has net the tine %
rod . large daily paper. while In
great variety u well-seSected reaA-
ing matter makes it invaluah3s b
every member Of the family. II
Clobe-DeDocfse and tie TRIBUNu
oae year. boeA papess. only r. So
aAvest1eneae easeWhese u ~
fnue - wsi1e 70 the Cleee Print
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free sn1np3e cupy-
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

The midsummer session Of the
Colorado State Editorial Association
will be held at the city of Montrose.
on the Western Slope. Monday and
Tuesday. June 26th and 9th. A
royal time is promised by the news
paper men and citizens Of Montrose.
and for one. we don't propose TO
pass up q good thing. Wen be
there.
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31
osasss - Nssassssses.
us.r.. ssAr.s LA.D ovssc. =,

UsHrxD STATES LAsD Ovsscs AT Z
NOTICE u xkSES1 Givfx Iaa+ fai
his iassssina 70 ..hs 1aal pss.,e = ssponrs q
his eiai.. ard that s.id psuOf vin h aaAe -
fess u. eassk - H. aa.ssiet sssss 81 rriAidad.
dDva- 4 z naG1A fos tks soath ksh saash-
eass quarter. sseeiaa -; soaSk half sosskvea
= yc~t-
He na.ss shs eeliosias vis.~.-ss - peoss
q AID lssd. Va: Jsss 6sissrs-s. a asskss.
Csio-; ca.iaiso Ara0s., q 1rinidad- Colo
william tssssa- Dr. - mish,.. Cois-. and
.. 4. Au9EY. Resisssr.
Yirss pshiiessioa. April - 49,
Last pahliesfiaa- nay n kaS
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

A SUGAR CrTY preacher recently
declined an offer TO have his salary
raised. He aaid he was >overworked
nov trying TO collect what the
church promised him. and if he had
TO try for the increased amount he
feared it would bring on nervous
prostration.-Iamar Sparks.
La Junta tribune., 1905-05-31

THE estimated cost Of the work
on the Belen cutoff Of the Santa Fe
railroad is s33. 900 mile. or IS. 49,
OOO for 1876 miles. the distance Of
the cutoff from Texico on the state
line between Texas and New Mexico
to Willard. N. NJ. at the crossing Of
the Santa Fe Central.