The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-14
With the Long BosD
Eye NATURES walks, shoof folly as It flies"
ulorv on the Uncritica Man Who Takes It It Comes
Story of the Chestnut Avenue Husband Who Did Not
Kick on the Cotton-Batting Doughnuts

people are so critical and particular to just
- how things are the Last Day be pretty
sure TO few of them standing around, with
preston of countenance know SO WE'LL crtcsng the
resurrection.
Others take things they GOMEZ make no trouble ana
are always satisfied.
This little contrast Of types is made introduction
to story about of the latter class who lives Chest
nut avenue in this city may express the trembling
hope that this only Chestnut connected with the story
any wayD This always satisfied with things with
out having his desire to better them parayzed by this state
Of mind You hear him complain Of the cooking He
eats right thru the like gentleman Whatever is
set before him goes! He is always good-natured and
great joker.
Last April his wife attempted tto get event. for the
year by frying doughnuts with cotonbattng in
terors. And here is where the story comes IN Always
satisfied with things and thinking evil hence
good-natured and hungry this gentleman with calm and
satisfied, joyous ate the doughnuts as USUAL cotton
and all
When wife the last Of them disappear
without COMMENT she began to question about it, and finally
confessed. ,.....
'We,'' said the satisfied slightly taken back 81
thought something rather peculiar about them but
didn It particularly notice. >s> --~.s.
IF you get man like this girls life is pretty sure to be
one grand, sweet Annie Rooney chorus. .:z.-
The Big Fork (Mnr) Compass is boosting along the
of County Attorney George H. Spear for the
ship the republican ticket Spear not actively pushing
his candidacy yet but is understood that A. NJ Greeley
poet laureate of Iaska county, and himself member Of the
legislature will bat his Tyre for Spear in the state
kindly idea. IF George Spear
starts running taska county at least other candidate
would stand show than fyspeck the dome
of the heavens would stand Of being taken for the
'@t.."
Captain Hartford Of the Royal British Guards who has
been visiting Pittsburg for several weeks,
tion in the Smoky Ciys Chappiedom by appearing at
swell wedding in pink shirt! The day there was
pink shirts that astonshed the clothing Stores
all the chappes bossomed in pink Just before he left
city reporter asked Captain Hartford about it. The captain
said: 49, 49,.
only blooming shirt find in me
trunk You know atmosphere beasy sooty here,
could not keep white shirt clean twenty minutes,
began wearing colored shirts, don It you know -
So it that the real thing does about pleases
and does not sweat himself about the color Of his shirt
Mdshipman Meriwether who was tried by cout-martial
for causing the death Of Mdshpman Branch by shifting him
foreby fist fight has been sentenced to confinement to
Ecly reprlmanded by the secretary of the navy.
Meriwether found guilty of violation of the third
clause of the eighth article Of the navy which
prohibits ndshpmen from engaging in fsteuffs and Of
duet to the prejudice OF good order and discipline.
It becomes Secretary Charles T. Bonaparte's sad
duty to reprand the young fellow If Merwether cannot
leave the academy, the honorable secretary have go
down there. Calling the young fellow before him. Mr. Bona
pare may be expected reprmand him words that carry
these ideas, tho probably not in exactly these words:
II have left my desk and way down here to repr
mand What do you young lobster by killing
your fellow man. Didn't you know was against the rules
to kill peopeg mean-in times Of peace Of course this
academy is founded, you know, to teach the
art Of Staying your fellows before they sav you But
you ought to know that the intention is say during
time only We can't have young being killed off in
this way and my duty you your
self reprmanded you little lobster and if had my way il
would be ten years, too. That's alL' "A. j. R.