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PERSONAL.

IT is A CAPITAL TINE TO SELL. AS WE MUST
and VIII be lavish in any cash outlay. Send postal
and will call at once In unettered ear
riage. JUSTH'S OLD STAND 6l9 D. de39-tf-5
such ARE OUR PLANS; YOU KNOW THEM
and 1T rests with you, should we call and ex
change solid hard cash for any amount OF men S
worn garments, shoes. hats and shirts All you
have to do is mall postal to JUSTH's OLD
STAND. $40 d. de27-tf-5
BRADFoRDs NATIONAL DETECTIVE AGENCY,
Phone Main 2525. High class private detective
service, any cause all sections; strictly confidsn-
tial MORGAN BRADFORD. JR., SUPT.. after
6p.m. Phone residence, Main 1853. del -Sot'-6
I WILL ADVANCE TO ALL DESERVING PEG.
pie for the next 80 days money Oh their house.
hold furniture, pianos, etc VIII CALL Address
Box 2343 Station @. de1-e0t
SEND POSTAL OR 'PHoNE MAIN 1851 FOR
unlettered wagon to call for empty registered
bottles. BOTIIEfeS' PROTECTIVE ASS0CIA-
TION, s18 Az st. s.w. Oc23-n
FOR SALE SECONDHAND DIAMONDS, rs PER
cent below wholesale price. At LOUIS ABRA-
MRS. wINSLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP
Has been used for over SIXTY YEARS By MIL
LIONS of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TEETHING WITH PERFECT SUCCESS. II
SOoTHES the CHILD, SoFTENS the GUNS, AL.
LAYS all PAIN: CURES WIND collie, and is the
best remedy for DfARRHOEA. Sold by druggists
In every part Of the world. Re sure and ask for
MRS. WINSL0WS SOOTHING SYRUP
aps-Sa. tn. Il, 312t-10
MORPHINE. OPIUM, LAUDANUM, COCAINE
habit; myself cured, will inform ron Of harmless.
permanent home care. Mrs. BALDWIN,
nih11-Sa.n Box 1912. Chicago
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ACCOUNTANTS.

J. T.. BATES
Public Accountant and Auditor,
Offices gO7 and 7og
Washington Loan and Trust building
9th and sits. NV. Telephone 9T2.
Mercantile. Corporation and Legal Accounting.
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LEGAL NOTICES.

Columbia, holding Probate Court. No. 1898 ad
ministration.-Ihis 10 to give notice: That the
subscriber OF the District OF Columbia has OBJ
tanned from the Probate Court Of the District Of
Columbia, letters testamentsry on the estate Of
Patrick Mccormick, late Of the District OF Column
bia. deceased. All persons having claims against
the deceased are hereby warned to exhibit the
same, with the vouchers thereof legally autheu.
ticsted. to the subscriber before the 22d day
Of December. AID. 1905, otherwise they may By
law be excluded from all beneht Of said estate
Given under my hand this I'D day of December,
1905; tsesD JOHN B. GEIER. No; Il13 7th street
wills for the District Of Columbia LESTER &
PRICE, Attorneys. de2s-1aw,st
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WANTED-SALESMEN.

wANTED-SALESMAN MUST BE ACQUAINTED
with department. and hardware store trade. TO
sell staple line on commission. Address Rox lo6
Star Office. desc q
WANTED-SALESMES TO SELL LUBRICATISG
oils and greases on salary or commission. THE
4. c. HARBAUGH CO., Cleveland, o.
del-l Il
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FOR RENT-STABLEs

T0MOBiIES-SPLENDID ACCOMMODATIONS
for viii be found at reasonable price at 143l
Chaplin ST.; water and gas and easy access.
de2o St.
FOR RENT-STABLE, SUITABLE FOR AUTO
mobile; rear of English Tea Room, 933 @ St W.
Inquire premises. de2s-3t.
FOR RENT-STARLE; Sc STALLS: GAS AND
water; good storage for hay and grain 10th and
G SITS. s.w. Apply Office of American lee Co 1887
Pa. ave-. 9th St wharf. de2I- I4t
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WANTED-AGENTS.

WANTED $50 4 MONTH SALARY AND EA-
penses to men with rig 10 Introduce cur guaran-
iced poultry and stock remedies send fur con-
tract; mean business and furnish best REFER
ence. g. X. BIGLER CO, 634, Springfield
III It,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
THE SIGN OF THE PATCH.
Its Location as an Index of the
Habits Of Man Some
thing to Go By.

Mrs Murray had advertised for skilled
gardener to work by the day in her yard,
and, somewhat to her embarrassment, she
was obliged to choose between two APP
plicants who appeared at the same mo-
ment. AS she stood on her doorstep, ques-
tioning first one and then the other, re-
lates Youths Companion, she became
aware that her mother-in-law, seated on
the porch short distance from the men
and directly behind them, was frantically
gesticulating
The old lady, satisfied at last that she
had attracted her daughter laws atten-
ton, pointed Enthusiastically toward the less
progressing of the two men; and the
younger woman, supposing that her rela
tive had some personal knowledge of the
applicant, promptly engaged him.
Has that man ever worked for you
mother!" asked Mrs. Murray, when the
two women were alone.
NO." replied the old lady. 81 never
saw or heard of either of em until now
Then why in the world did you choose
the shorter man? The other had a much
better face"
"Face!" returned the old lady, briskly
when you pick out man to work ii
the garden you want to go by his overalls
If they're patched on the knees you want
him. If the patch is on the seat, yol
don't"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
HIS INGENIOUS REVENGE.
Grocer Used His Advertising Space on
Picnic Programme to "Roast"
the Projectors.

Everybody knows how the average bust
hess man is worked by the managers
pf picnics, excursions, festivals and the
like, gotten up for the purpose of starting
Or increasing some fund" of a semi
charitable nature, says the Rochester IN.
" Herald. BY inserting his business
sard in the programme invariably printed
On such occasions, he is expected, at least,
to assist in defraying the expense of the
necessary advertising, He is appealed to
On the ground that all his competitors will
be represented in the programme, and he
cannot afford to be left out.
A certain Mr.. Skies, a suburban gro
ter, was asked to have his card inserted
III the programme of picnic to be given
BY a local secret society at q popular
resort 40 or SO miles away
How much will it cost me?" he in
CURED.
"only two dollars" replied the advertis-
ing manager.
mph-only two dollarsl How much
pace do | get for that?"
Zone inch"
"H'mph-the whole of an inch! can
put any kind of an ad. want in that
space, | supposed"
Certainly"
Inc Biocer tooK scrap OF paper, wrote
his advertisement on it, handed it to the
manager, and in due time the programme
appeared with this card in it:
Beverly Skies, Grocer, No. 537 Spark.
land ST.. pays 50 for the use of this
space. He thinks it is an outrageous price,
lnasmuch as all the groceries for this pic
mic were bought at some other store"
Mr.. Skies has always maintained that
he got two dollars worth of satisfaction
out of this advertisement. if nothing else.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
Back at Work AGAIN.

Buffalo, N. Y, May 22nd .-(Special)-
Crippled by Kidney Disease till he could
not stand on his feet for the hours re-
CURED at his trade, f. R. Mclean, 90
East Ferry St., this city, had to quit
work entirely. Now he's back at work
again and he does not hesitate to give
the credit to Dodd's Kidney Pills.
yes" Mr.. Mclean says, al was too
bad, / had to quit. l could not stand on
my feet for the necessary hours. 1t was
Kidney Disease l had, and friend ad-
vised me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills.
did 30 and after using six boxes am COM
pletely cured and am working as steadily
as before was sick. | recommend Dodd' S
Pills to, anyone afflicted with Kidney
trouble"
There is no form of Kidney Disease
Dodd's Kidney Pills will not cure. They
always cure Bright's Disease, the most
advanced and deadly stage of Kidney
Disease.
If you feel like starting a little argu-
ment at home just spring that statisti-
clans views about a woman being able
to clothe herself with $65 year.-Albany
Times Union.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
Agricultural and Horticultural Col
onies on the Kansas City
Southern Railway.

Lockesburg Colony in Sewer County,
Arkansas, containing about 10000 acres, and
Lorng Colony in Sabine Parish Louis.
lana, containing about $4,000 acres, are now
open for settlement. Lands range in price
from 500 to $500 per acre, and are sold
on easy terms to actual settlers. Lockes-
burg Colony is well suited for General
Farming, stock raising and commercial
fruit growing. Loring Colony lies in a
splendid fruit, truck and tobacco region,
and is good for corn and cotton also. Both
are situated in beautiful country, with
a healthy climate and excellent water,
Write for books concerning Lockesburg and
Loring Colonies and Current Event."
Magazine to S. G. Warner, G. 2. & 7. A.,
x. G. S. Ry., Kansas City, Mo-; +. E.
Roesler, Immigration Agt., K. G. S. Ry.,
Kansas City, Mo.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
Self-Sacrihcing.

Hell don't see what makes women such
awful gossips. Now, a man prides him
self on being good listener
She-That's just it! A woman likes to
Halter his vanity and how could he listen
II she didn't talk?-Detroit Free Press.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
Cures Eczema, Itching Humors.

Especially for old, chronic cases take
Botanic Blood Balm. 1t gives healthy
blood supply to the affected parts, heals
all the sores, eruptions, scabs, scales; stops
the awful itching and burning of eczema,
swellings, suppurating, watery sores, etc.
Druggists, 81. Sample free and prepaid
by writing Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga.
Describe trouble and free medical advice
sent in sealed letter.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
One Good Wav

"And so Jimpson read his poem to you
yesterday! How did you endure it,"
Il just fixed my glass eye on him, and
went to sleep with the other" Chicago
journal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

The inventor of the rubber collar must
have reasoned that great many necks
were waiting for something of that kind.
Chicago Tribune.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.-Mrs. Thos
Robbins. Norwich, n. Y, Feb. II, 1900.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Don't believe the fellow who tells You
what he would do if he were in your
place-N. Y, Times.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Wigg-Bighedde always has his
clothes made too large for him. Wagg
Yes, but he gets so stuck on them
that he swells up with pride until they
fit
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Dolllver-Mrs. Grimes says her hus-
band is the best man that ever lived.
Wicklow-May he is, but he isn't
the best man that ever died, for that
man was my wife's first husband
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

ITS unfortunate" said Uncle Eben,
"dat man don feel as much like swellin'
up an gittin' proud over good days
work as he does over winnin' bet on de
races" Washington Star.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

tend to my house work and life became bur
den to me. Twas confined for days to my bed,
lost my appetite, my courage and all hope.
II could not bear to think Of an operation,
and in my distress tried every remedy which
l thought would be of any use to me, and
reading of the value Of Lydia Il. Pinkham's'
Vegetable Compound to sick women decided
70 give it trial. l felt so discouraged that 7
had little hope Of recovery, and when began
to feel better, after the second week, thought
it only meant temporary relief but to my
great surprise found that I kept gaining,
while the tumor lessened in size.
The Compound continued to build up my
general health and the tumor seemed to be
absorbed, until, in seven months. the tumor
was entirely gone and a well woman. am
so thankful for my recovery that / ask you
to publish my letter in newspapers, SO other
women may know of the wonderful curative
powers of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound"
When women are troubled with irreg~
ular or painful menstruation, weakness,
leucorrhea, displacemento or liberation
of the womb, that bearing-down feel
ing, Inflammation of the ovaries, back
ache, fatulence, general debility, indi-
gestion and nervous prostration, they,
should remember there is one tried and
true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound at once removes such
trouble.
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and unquali-
fed endorsement. No other medicine
has such a record of cures of female
troubles. Refuse to buy any other
medicine:
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
to write her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health. Address, Lynn,
Mass.
Health is too valuable to risk in ex-
periments with unknown and untried
medicines or methods of treatment.
Remember that it. is Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound that is curing
women, and don't allow any druggist
to sell you anything else in its place.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Art can hardly hope to compete with
nature as long as Nature continues to
work "a hours a day-Puck.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
It Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
acceptany substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

"Deah me, Chawley, heahs scien-
tific French fellow who says that tho
future man, don't you know, is going
to be legless as well as brainless. !"
Good gwacious! and I've just gone
and invested in silvah plated trow-
sers stretchaw!"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Strayner-My heart goes out in
stinctively to the cry Of distress.
Budge-Well, that's the cheapest thing
you can let go out: that's some con-
ISOLATION.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Difndent Customer-Beg pardon. sir,
but are you the proprietor of this
store? Masterful Man-No, sir; am
not the proprietor; I'm floorwalker.
Difident Customer hope you'll par
don me; assure you, meant no
offense.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Some men even hire others to do their
kicking for them.-N. Y. Times.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
NUGGETS OF NONSENSE.

Does he get much for his work."
"All that he's WORTH" IL don't see
how he can live"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

see that man? Well, sir, he landed
In this country with bare feet and now
he's got millions" Gee whiz! he must
be a regular centipede."
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

A decree was entered at Nashville
last week in the cause of the Nashville
Trust Company, administrator of AL
bert D. Marks, against Gen. w. H.
Jackson and others, confirming the
sale of the Marks one-third interest in
Belle Meade to Goodloe Lindsey,
agent, the consideration being $45,-
900, of which amount $4,000 was paid
and the remainder is to be paid in one,
two and three years.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

At McMlnnville, last week, M. B.
Locke was found guilty of murder in
the first degree, with mitigating cir
cumstances, and Judge Higgins gave
him a life sentence. Locke killed No
BILE Rowan, son of former Trustee
Rowan, on the streets of McMinnville
with a pocketknife.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

At the meeting of the Sovereign
Camp, Woodmen of the World, held
at Chattanooga last week, very
important amendment to the con-
stitution of the order was adopted
when the sovereign commander was
given authority to appoint or remove
general, special and local organizers,
lecturers and assistants. and to estab.
fish their compensation on recommen-
dalton of a majority of the head Of
ficers of the Jurisdiction"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

William Burley, one Of the three ne
groes alleged to have been connected
with the assassination of William
Flat, young farmer in Dyer county,
October 16, 1903, and the only one of
the three to escape the fury of the
mob, is a prisoner in the Shelby coun-
ty Jail For fear that he would be
summarily dealt with were he taken
back to Dyersburg, he will be left at
Memphis for a time at least
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26
INTERESTING LET Ter.
WRITTEN BYA N0TABLEWOMAn
Mrs, Sarah Kellogg OF Denver, Color
Bearer OF the Woman's Relief CorpA
Sends Thanks to Mrs. Pinkham.

The following
letter was written
by Mrs, Kellogg,
of 1928 Lincoln
Ave, De n v err,
Colo. to Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn, Mass.i
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
"For five years I
was troubled with @
tumor, which kept.
growing, causing me
intense agony and
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Rev. B. A. Cherry, the preacher who
achieved so much notoriety in connec-
ton with the burning of house at
Monteagle, and was later convicted on
a charge of subornation of perjury and
given a three years sentence in pris-
on has had his sentence committed TO
sixteen months. This will bring about
his release on June 6.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

The West Tennessee State Teach.
ers' Institute will be held at Obion this
summer, beginning about the list of
June and continuing one month. The
State authorities require the county
in which the institute is to be held to
appropriate $500 with which to defray
the expenses. The County Court of
Obion county appropriated 5000 and
the citizens of Obion Immediately sub
scribed 5000 and sent in their applica-
ton for the institute. which was sue
cessful.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

The caterpillars in large numbers
in Lauderdale county, especially on
the bluff next to the Mississippi river
bottoms, have eaten leaves from for.
est trees until not green leaf is left
on the largest trees. In many places
where 1t should be green in the woods
1t now has the appearance of mid.
winter, as acres in places are just as
bare as in January. The presence of
this worm has created much talk, and
some fear that crops and fruit trees
will be greatly damaged.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Mrs. H. e. Hearn, who has just cele.
brated her 10Th birthday at her home q
few miles west of Henderson, has
remarkably strong percentage of liv-
ing descendants She is the mother of
eleven children, nine of whom are yet
alive. She has been grandmother to
fiftyseven, forty-six of whom are liv.
ing. She has had twenty-six great
grandchildren, twenty-five of whom
are living. Of these direct descend
ants, thirty-six have just celebrated
Mrs. Hearns 10th birthday.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

The assessed property tax valuation
of Lauderdale county is SAL, 74S16. Of
this amount Trustee j. B. Mitchell has
collected SAL ,650.26, leaving on the de-
linquent tax list only 1890, and it is
thought that most of this can be and
will be collected before the sale of the
real estate to satisfy the tax thereon,
which is to take place on the first
Monday in June. This is splendid
record
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1905-05-26

Mrs. j. P. Drouillard, of Nashville,
who for many years has been prom
inent social figure in Tennessee, died
last week. She was the mother of the
Countess Bernard de Pourtales, of
Paris.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-12-01
KANSAS WINS FROM MISSOURI
Team from the show-Me state Is
Unable TO Score.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Nov. 30. - Before
1000 foot ball enthusiasts, the largest crowd
that ever witnessed gridiron contest in
Kansas City. the University of Kansas
foot ball team today defeated the Univer-
sity of Missouri eleven in their fifteenth
annual game by a score OF "a to 0.
Ideal foot ball weather prevailed. At the
kick Off Kansas ruled slight favorite
in the betting with plenty of Missouri
money in sight.
Missouri won the toss and chose the
east goal. with the wind at their backs.
Pooler kicked of and sent the pigskin TO
Kansas thirty-five yard line Missouri,
after two downs. punted to Kansas thirty
five yard line. where Kansas took the ball
and. by a series of line plunges and end
runs fourteen minutes after play begun
pushed Pooler over the goal line for a
touchdown Pooler kicked goat. Score:
Kansas. s.; Missouri. o. Missouri could
do nothing and the half ended with the
score: Kansas. 6; Missouri. o.
In the second half Missouri took tenn
porary brace but only for a few minutes.
and Kansas scored almost at will. Pooler.
Drummer and Donald were used by Kansas
in almost every play, and the trio proved
equal to the task OF carrying the ball
through the enemys line and around its
ends Missouri's defense throughout the
game was feeble, while her offensive play
ing was not above the ordinary. Final
score: Kansas. "a; Missouri, 0. The
linpun.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-12-01
North Platte and cheyenne Tie.

NORTH PLATTE, Neb., Nov. 80. -
Especial Telegram.)-The foot ball game
between Cheyenne and North Platte high
school teams, played here today. resulted
in a tie; score, 6 to g. 1t was snappy,
well played game from start to finish,
though contested on snow covered field
with the wind blowing twenty-five miles
an hour ana 1 1he tempSlrr a5 re below
gaining and held its opponents to Ave first
downs. Cheyenne scored touchdown
near the close of the first half on a punt
we'll followed up and the ball secured by
CHEYENNE after North Platte touching II.
In the second half North Platte worked
kick on and scored. after losing the ball
once on downs and regaining IL almost inn
mediately on a tumble. The game was
played with a previous understanding that
CHEYENNE was using two players not be-
longing on its team, on account OF injuries
10 the regular players. Time OF halves,
~ and 20 minutes.