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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WANTED--A COMPETENT WillIla ~
woman to take charge Of Kitchen; must
make all bread, desserts and salads. ADJ
dress MANAGER GRf11GNBR1ER IlO-
TEL. Roncevcrtc, w Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

JOY GOTTA GE-HAS MODERN CON
venicnces, hot and cold water: open all
the year; special rates for September
and autumn months. Address MRS.
w. x. GARDNER, Joy Cottage, VIZ
Sinia Beach, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
sPRlNkLiNc LIME

HAS THE BOARD OF HEALTH MAN
called on you yet; don't let him catch
you mapping, 'Phopo 1928 for some son q
hnve things in proper shape. BRUCE
HARDWARE CO.. 1n1 East Franklin
Street. @ ss7
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WANTED = A REGISTERED DRUG
gist, to take charge OF, store; expert
give reference. Address +. e. NOR
GAN, care Purcell. Ladd g. Co., City.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

GRACE STREET, f. 1o3-WANTED,
by September occupants for nice large
sccond-story front room, with private
bath and board also few other rooms.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

2 REAL ES'TATE-For Rent.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
HELP WANTED-Male.

\ GOOD. RELIABLE BOY WANTED TO
sinv in store. Apply at OLD DOMlN.
ION WILLOW 4 D RATTAN
WORKS. 400 North Seventh street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WANTED, YOUNG MEN , TO FILL
places old commercial travellers who gre
THE Essex MANUFACTURE CO..
Richmond, Va. !.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

tYANTED-MAN TO CANVASS FOR
local paper guarantee and commission
while learning. Apply, with references,
"A. 22S, care this office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

EIGHTH ST., NJ. 516-N1CELY FUR.
nished comfortable rooms; good table:
perma nent and transient boarders;
terms reasonable.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
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UpHOL5THNiN0

INV ,rt111 UPHOLsTERER CAN
make YOUR slip covers now.-nvold lhe
r,iah. "a Brook Avenmo. Phone 1885
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WANTED - F1RsT-CI4ASs BARTEND-
,cr. must come we'll recommended. Ap-
ply at SPARKS & BLACKS, between
II and H.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
ROOMS FOR RENT.

WHY PAY ONE DOLLAR AND ONE
dollar and half for a room when you
at HOTEL LAWRENCE, Twelfth and
MaIn. All conveniences. Strictly stag.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

NEW YORK CITY. 1876 EIGHTY SECOND
Street, East-Family living near Central
Park will accommodate gentlemen. Con-
ticulars.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
FLOOR OILS.

THIS IS TO EVERYBODY THAT LIVES
agreeable. why have TT Simply use
Bruces Dustless Floor Oil at 25c. gal.
Ion and be happy. Phone 1928, BRUCE
HARDWARE CO., III East Franklin.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

THE CIIIMBORAZO ia LORI n q,
Stag & Wiscman, Proprietors, 241o Eas,
Broad. Your patronage solicited. Goods
called for and delivered same day,
PHONE 170l.J
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
CARRIAGE MATERIALS.
MECHANICS TOOLS.

MECHANICS TOOLS OF EVERY DE
scription at the proper price. Phone
1928 or call on BRUCE HARDWARE
CO., III East Franklin Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
PAPER HANGING.

AnTISTIC WALL PAPER ADDS CHEER
10 any room. have the newest shades,
E designs md colors; prices right JAMES
". HILL. 600 East Main Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
SUMMER COMPLAINT.

FORTY YEARS TEST PROVES IT THE
best--Frayscr's Diarrhoea Cordial for
all bowel troubles recent or chronic:
Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
COUNTRY BOARDING.

BOARDERS WANTED-THE MARQUEE
rite Cottage, Bay Shore Station, Ocean
View, Va; new cottage and furnishing;
five minutes walk to Ocean View Hotel.
Address MRS j. NJ. BROUGHTON,
Ocean View, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

DRUGGIST WANTED TO Tx,
charge OF a.. s,i,ntii store In Newport
Naws. Work light. Mlddle-aged man
preferred. State salary wanted Al
dress MRS. ELLA Fl. p CHARLES. 115
twenty sixth Street., Newport News,
Na I--, ! = AZ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. TO BECoMl.E!1
acquainted with the e1d reiabl ss WEsL
business principles. Small expenses
Solid ground. Purely mutual. ,d Real I, es. :.
tate security only:@i; Onico: 1921 Past s
seeretary-trea surer. gWM. HOIST.
president. 53I.q :lrIe3s5 r@&3lsa
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

SITUATION WANTED. Female
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
PAINTING
GRAB PARK.

CRAB PARK (TllER1 is ONLY ONh,
than ever Other people keep them,
but we sell them: that's why We III, HEe
able o,hHve them fresh every day. ftH-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
FOR SALE.

We ARE sELL1NG.l AND CAN MAKE
Immediate delivery Of everything n ing
ncnt and store-room Supplies OF the
William r. Trigg shpbuilding Plant.
Of Richmond Call and see the bargains
we are offering. s. NJ TOMLlNSON. at
the Ship Yard.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
FLY AND MOSQUITO.

only gentle whisper. It's nearly time
for Mr. Mosquito. Now, to get rid OF
these Interesting little would-be friends
get some OF Bruce's Screen DOORS AT
Toe. up, and Windows 16c. up. Phone
1925 or call at iii East Franklin Street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

HAT SALESMAN. WITH 10 YEARS
experience, desires 10 make change Sep
TENDER LIST; tHoroughiy posted In all
branches of the business; steady, sober
and A ] salesman; no objection 10 leay-
ing the city. Address l.. 22G. care this
office
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

OFFICE MAN FXPERlENCED; TIME
keeper, Dookkeepcr, stenographcr, type
writer, etc. capable Of handling large
amount of WORK systematically; best
references. Address j, rs, care TINS
office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WANTED = TEN CARPENTERS AT
Virginia State Capitol Building, Apply
10 j. r, PHILLIPS. at building. w. n.
CHESTERMAN.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

SALESMAN WANTED WHO is THOR
oughly experienced In lace curtains,
idraperies and upholstery goods. Apply
TO MANAGER, Miller e. Rhoads.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

SUMMER RESORT AT HOME. IT.
~.
Y r. yOI1 CAN'T GET AWAY THIS HOT:
season, come t9 HOTEL ,Ii ~, hsW W. &c
drink and keep cool and DO happy 'a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
DENTISTRY.

DIR. GEO. B. STEEL HAS RETURNED
to the city and will be pleased to SCI
all in need Of his services.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
BAKERY.

TIIREE-POUN JELLY ROLL, 3c,; .
layer chocolate. cakes, 1891 not bread
4lc 40 viii send. piatSKARDs 42s1h North
Sixth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
.LEAkY ROOFS.

If YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE WITH
your roofs 'phone s7l, or drop US a pos
tai and we Will examine and report cost
OF making them water tight. ARM.
TAGE MANUFACTURING, co.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
NOTICE.

LOTS OF PEOPLE DO, NOT KNOW
that there Is first class saloon ut
the corner of Ninth and Cary Streets.
where nothing but the. best Of every
thing Is kept and only good people
patr0nIze. Call and see for yourself.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. AS TRAVELLING
salesman; experienced; work amy terri
tory; references given. Address ID, 20
care this office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WALDROPS, 305 Brook Avenue. Chick
ems. eggs and fresh country butter al
ways on hand. 49,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
SEWING MACHINES.
SEEDS AND HARDWARE,

WRITE US FOR PRICES ON CRIMSON
Glover, Oats and Grass. Seeds Of every
description; also Fertilizer, Hardware,
Paints, Brushes and Harness Don't 1or-
get TO see us, as VIC can save you money.
SOUTHERN SEED CO.. ZIG N, Egh-
tenth Street, Richmond. Va,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
PERSONALS,

SAuER'S EXTRACTS RECEIVED
highest award and medal ut World 8
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

TAlLoRs AND CLOTHING REMOVAL.
TORS.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

EXPERIENCED SALESMAN WANTED
for dress goods and sllks, Apply 10
MANAGER, Miller & Rhoads.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

LARGEST COLLECTION OIsANTIQUEs
in the State; everything at rock botto
prices. BIGGS. No. SIS East Main st.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
WATCH REPAIRING,
AWNINGS

order; estimates cheerfully given y.
.. NoRVELL. 2l1h Narth Sixth street.
Phone 4s0. IS So
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

NTED-POSITION AS COLLECTORS
good reference. Address Il, 22, care
this Office,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WANTED, 1000 YOUNG MEN TO EQUIP
themselves for travelling statesmen. Al
dres THE ESSEX PUBLISHING CO.,
Box 44G Richmond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

HOTEL CLERK, WITH EXPERIENCE,
open for position September LIST; refer
enoes A !, Addregs Z, 225, care this
ONCE.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

WANTED - POSITION BY REGIS
teped druggist 10 do relief work thrce
nights a week, Address II, 222. care
this Office
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

FOR SALF-STYIIISH HORSE. APPLY
at 1lOl West Clay Street, City.
LADIES' WHITE CANVAS OXFORDS.
75c., at STEMS, Fifth and Broad.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
SITUATION WANTED-Male

A YOUNG MAN, AGED 23 HAVING
several years experience in the gro
Gerry business, wants position, whole
sale or retail. Address Il, 22l, care this
Office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

FOR sALE-A SPLENDID soR!REL
gelding, years old, perfectly rella pie
in any harness; rides well; fine style
and pctlon; weight about ], 200 pounds
looks we'll enough to please the most
fastldous. VIM. WATKINS. SAKE, va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22
HEEL F. WANTE y Female.

TEACHER. 4. 4,
WANTED--TINP PER lliNCllD TEACHt,!R
Sic and Latin; uualifltafio ions. higher
English, Latin, music, mathematics n
Guiding algebra; terms inodGrn ~ %
sure, state terms. Address b.. snHhs-
hal, Va. 4N
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

TAR PAPER ROOFING 9 PLY, Gsc,i 8
ply Soc; Roll, with Caps And Nhl,s'
SOUTHERN SEED CO., Jig N. Elgh-
taenth Street, Richmond. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-08-22

MOVING AND HAULING.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28
Clarksburg, W Va, Dec. %, 1905

An idiot would have more gnmp-
ton that to put any stock in the
fairy tale that President Roosevelt
wants to become United States
senator after having served his pres
ent term as the nations chief eXecu-
tive. He can have another term as
President without the asking and
in that event have absolute dictator
ship as it were, since dictatorship
has been mentioned, not only over
the Senate but also in the House,
and in addition his great political
party With this as actual fact,
only to be realized, it is folly to
think even for one moment that he
would in a desire or ambition to be
political dominator, surrender Il
great opportunity for one that would
largely strip him of his prestige and
power. The Roosevelt party idea i
mere bosh, and one need not be SUR
prised to hear negation from the
President within the next few days
that will set at rest all the fears Of
those who would kill and deyour
him, if they dared.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28
UNGLAIMEl LETIERS

list Of unclaimed letter advertlset
ed IN the Clarksburg, w Va, post
Office. Dec. %, 1905:
IS. M. Baton. Cecil Bell, Ihligi
Beleastro. C.. ii. Bushager, y ".
Bowers. LemueI BynlIrez Philip
Boyard, Mrs. s. NJ. Bumgardner,
Miss Alice Critics, 4. y. Cook, j '5s
Cochran. d. II. Cunningham Bes
~. 90. ILario Canido, Nj is Gernle
Coburn. John Carraco ! yr- -
Cavwood. Miss May Clltlip, y: ~.
Cunningham, w. L. Chattin, Mrs.
Lizzie Davis. Miss Flora Dawson,
~ Isspv. w. H. Field. T. G. Fruit.
Mrs. Edith Virginia Fana, G. q.
Fleming. Geo. NJ Gardner, lsIaii
Good VI. A. Hoplin Afford Henry
- ". T. Hill. Mrs T. G.. Helmlek
Miss Mary Hampton, Miss M9ude
Henderson. Miss Minnie G. Hanrie,
lack Harding. Jessie Harris, r. NJ.
Holden. Charlie Harriet. III. r.
.Tonkins. ID. c. Jones, G. w. kittele,
Alponso Lavello. George I.casure,
Mr. John I. I.owther. Jas Little
Jas. Little. NJ. r. l-anon, Nils
Pearl LGWiGSS- itetse i-'-ff -
II. Miller. W. S. Morris: Al us
Sarah Mccoy, Miss Matte Mofeulia
Mrs. Myra Brooks Moor, ~ -
Michael, Hugh Mathers- 81 X Nc
Fadden. Charles G. Runalds- t,2ae-
lev Reed. Miss Fannie Roman, " =
IL. G. Rase, l.. Robinson, Mary ).
RIGS. Rev. W. G. Smith Mrs,
sarah seelev. Mrs Minnie sullivan.
Miss Lilly Sigley, T. r. Scott, Mr.
Geo. Starctt, Miss Georgia Sma "
wood. II. +. Scott, Fad Scrugee5'
Miss Chattfe Sigley, A j Smlth
C,iy9e Tichcnor, Mrs. BlaneAe
1,6nnas. Miss AIeril Turner. Bento!9
Williams. Mis- Clara Walker. DoF 5
v-riaI,f. =. \. Wilson. jess ic Walker
elias. Wolfe John n. Volt
8 n nENH AM. p NJ
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

1t is not out Of place TO refer TO.
the fact that the poor. 50 far rs =
known. did not suffer this Chrl =
mas. and many heart in humble
families were madeglad. This was
largely accomplished through the
charitable societies$of the churches
and By other organizations. tire least
.of which was not the Order Of Els.
which contributed most Literally
and not only did they made dona-
tons bat they also took the pains to
deliver them. The Elks have spread
much good cheer in Ciarksburg for
years Of the existence of the order
here. and arc deserving of all the
praise bestowed upon them.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

No one hears any thing moFe
about that great poIitical stir th1t
was supposed to have been born the
other night in Il star-chamber meet
ing. If those in it could but have
heard themselves talk, they woHtd
have actually next day have eonciad-
ed they were ready for the lunatit
asylum. Their Imagination ami
some other things were playing on
what they term their intellects, Bat,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

The Fairmont West virginian
goes little. beyond reasonable
hounds, when it says the days of the
t.insurgents" are numbered because
of the decision of the railroads to cut
off free passes. Scarcely single
Republican or Democratic politician
in the State, the Telegram ventures
the assertion, does not ride on them
now, and, even some of the legisla
tors, who voted for and against the
new tax laws, rode on them, and
some of them did so going to the
State and other conventions Why
not be fair in this as well as other
matters? And by the way they arc
but few men who have ever refused
to accept a free pass. The West
Virginian ought to know this and
probably does, but has inadvertently
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

Tie Republican State COMMITTEES
is scheduled to meet IN FairTnont
this THURSDAY night and Governor
Dawson viii be present There ls
much conjecture az to the purposes
OF the meeting, but it Is expected
matters of importance viii be eon7
sidered. There may be some
changes IN The organization, though
nothing as vet has been given out ~
this respect. The meeting viii
doubtless be harmouious and the
cause of Republication will be
by the action OF the
Notwithstanding there
may be no reason for ADDING
strength. except the desire to make
it even stronger.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

S. q. DENNAM. ~.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

Our aII-wise neighbor will Likely
claim the Tennessee banks busted be-
cause of Republican prosperity, but
the dispatches say it was the fault
of the officers Of the banks. Accord
ing TO the view some like OF suclt
matters Republican prosperity IS re-
sponSible for every ailmcnt a5p
weakness man may have. Re
publican prosperity. according 20
such views. was responsible for the
yellow fever in New Orleans. Such
reasoning is 50 silly that the FeIe-
gram is really ashamed to accreel7s
it to any paper that Pretends to ne
rational
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

For one moon as least and really
more than that the Democratic pa
per has been denouncing the work of
the land assessors of the county in
general and internationally it enter
ed upon TRADES against the county
court, but now it eonfesses it assaH
wrong, when it dubs those who have
asked for reductions as ''taX fakirs.
This means that ii has retracted
every thing it has said denunciatory
of the assessors and the county
court, and that henceforth it in
tends to berate all those who seek
reductions. Barring possibly a lit
tie bad judgment on the.part of the
assessors, who make no pretensions
of being perfect, the Democratic pa
per has actually shade the impress
sion HAT tits Starting in at last to
uphold the new tax laws and those
who are working under them. Con
CALCULATIONS over your conversion,
though it be at the eleventh hour!
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28
NOTICE no MERCHANTs.

Copy for advertisements in the
Daily Telegram should be hGmded
in by mine o'clock a. m. to guarantee
change the same day, and for the
Weekly Telegram not later than
Wednesday noon each Week. The
EARLIER sent in, the better the serrice
NIL be.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

IS not the purpose n1 the I eleE
gram to overlook the GOOD 4soIk y
IN salvation Army during tllse llolls
.laFs. IT did its fall share "a bring
ing Happiness 70 many - Z elllae, ~. III
though it is not gam iIlsssi tiss5s slt@A
very JnaHy were In SlS,lu -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

that paper may have mean
ing, but why let i he hidden
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

< hon the SMELL wore OF, there was n.
dizziness that even reirla le q lii7t'A
thai their gold had no glitter
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-28

before the end of the week tie
municipal campaign at AS'a4lls1',1
Viii he on in fun blast = sholio
be fought on principles that aiiect
Adamstol. and that alone.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-07-19
Portland Writes Racing Epitaph,

Ben Benjamin, in the San Francisco
Examiner, has this to say Of Portland IS
coming races;
The managers of the coming Port
land race meeting had chance to
make ten-strike, but failed to do the
right thing at the right time. How
they expect to make such a long meet.
ing success with "skindicate" bet.
ting attachment is hard TO understand.
The Seattle meeting was a frost on ae-
count of the "strangle hold" betting
methods, yet Seattle was one Of the
most promising fields in the west for a
good summer meeting. Three years Of
"slindieate" betting has killed the
town for racing. The promoters bene.
fted by "getTich-quick methods" at
the start, but il is different story to-
day. Butte, Mont, made $4,000 in
two months by operating a syndicate
book one year. The next year they
tackled the proposition only to lose
$4,000. The public fought shy of the
cinch game. The Portland race pro-
moters should take heed of what has
happened in Butte, Sacramento, Seat
tie and numerous other cities that have
toyed with the "sllindicate game. The
sport may run along for two or three
weeks, then the managers viii see the
crowd grow less and less with each sue
eeeding week. If Portland had run a
pro rata ring open TO all bookmakers
it would have helped the meeting, but
to give the exclusive privilege to a
few "strangle-hold" gamblers means
the end of racing in the state of Ore
gon. A fitting epitaph for 1906 would
be; "Raeing killed in this state by
managers who adopted 'get-rieh-quick
methods. -
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-07-19
X-RAYS
AND now Honey win calli Nextl

And now Heney will call; Next
Anyway, when il rains the streets
are well sprinkled.
All railroads lead to klamath, ac-
eording to latest reports.
Peary got started in the race all right
but he didn't have the pole.
The pole might as well come down
off its perch, now Silverton man is
after it.
No one need go hungry for work
now, the harvest is ripe-and then
comes hops
Two thousand feet is something Of a
tumble, even when one-winged airship
accompanies you.
With the dentists and the doctors all
in Portland at once the Health Boari
ought to have rest.
A dog, real fresh dog, ought to be
able to outrun bicycle, for the bike
is tired all the time.
HHA
Idaho papers are jumping onto Hitch
cock. Seems to us that was what was
done out this way, but the jumpers are
getting off.
The Williamson case took so many
printers out Of Prineville the papers
there couldn't write up the Fourth Of
July until the 18th.
If Peary does find the pole, our mon
ey says the Marion county boy from
Silverton will climb It. He's used to a
good climate, anyhow.
China isn't going TO stand for any
settlement between Russia and Japan
unless she has a say in IT, Sayl
Wouldn't that bamboozle youi
This is the weather that makes fell
low long to be at the seaside, and have
his onliest girl with him. Still il he
cannot be at the seaside the onliest girl
will do.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-07-19
A Girl Who Demands Extravagance
(Margaret Aver, in San Francisco
ChrOniele)

Chroniele)
Two young men were talking togeth,
or on the train.
"What are you going to do Saturday
afternoon" asked one.
"Oh, nothing in particular. l want,
ed to take Mamie out again, but |
can't afford il. Not that she is ex-
travagant, but she doesn't seem to
realize that everything mounts up in
the end, even ear fares and soda water.
And a Saturday afternoon treat with
her takes a good slice out of one 3
earnings"
The same complaint was heard from
another struggling young man;
"I can't call on Miss so-and-So or
accept her mothers hospitality, be-
cause she is putting me under an obli.
cation that cannot repay without
spending just about all l make IN one
week, in theater tickets, cabs, bou,
quets, ete."
Girls II you want to be popular,
don't be extravagant, or expect man