The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-06-29
THISTLES.

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Mr. ssnlty--I ns,ef Was ons that
~asisd 10 &c, aoms,hlag for no,hlug
Nr @onley- Well, ths, /, sboc, What
hsppsasd sh,n yoa married me.
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cshigt tslu. ks'b,lr Jsfwsy, replied
lhe nAn 81 the hoSfe. Bat rs Jas zane
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Mary All I've come 10 tell you, mum
that III gss0liBe stove has gone out. Mia.
uen Well, light It again. caa't. sare
u wet oct through III roof
--Lpsab--Y Your wife lsnt holdlsg as
many pins teas AZ abe used TO. Rit,er-
hous-So. she got a little pink ua,e
now that takes all her time 10 hsli.
--Esrnsl vigilance, shouted the crater,
ia the price Of liberty The women elect
on sIshangtd glsbees. That 10 the came
price As last year, they remarked, and
ahruaged tb,if shoulders.
II wonder Why people sAy, IA smart ~
steel trapf asked the very young man
! never notice spy thing 40 remarkably smart
about steel trap. Aud then, says the CHI
esgo News, tho sage from SaaevIllc told
him the reason. A steel trap, my boy, re.
piled the sage, 10 smart because, uSiike
rome people, It ,ku,s ap a, the proper time.
--Parson-Tut. tot my lI.tle boy, you
mustn't cry over spin milk. Boy-Aw, 90
on, mister, this sin't milk-ii's beer.
Dolly - 1 promised mother that ]
wouldn't become 40 actress. Hamlet Well,
you kept your word sll right.
And was my present surpri,e to your
sister, Johnny You bet She said she
never suspected you'd give her anything so
cheap.
Have you nice cooks Yea; she nice
enough, but her cookiug's something fierce.
Mrs. De Ruiile--If you ever did any
good In this wide world, I'D like to know
what II Is. Mr.. lie Rufile-Well, for one
thing, | saved you from dying an old
maid.
-Ars. knicko How long will you be
away thls SUMMER MI. Bocker-I don't
know..I shall stay $1,000 at the sessIde and
500 st the mountain.
--first Duke-well, do you think Mis-
Van Bullion Intends to buy your Second
Dude-My dear boy, don't know. Some
days think she does. At other times
fear she 10 merely shopping.
Rev. 7. Tenthly The attention Of my
congregation wanders while ! am preach
Ing. How can ! get them TO keep their eye
on met Mrs. Tenthly-- Have you thought
OF keeping clock behlnd the pu PLY
--she--The married men all have better
halves, haven't tbeyY He (abscntly Yes;
and the bachelors have better quarters
The witty AID famous Jowett once
said TO the oxford graduates: Gentle
men, none Of Us ID omnlscient, not even the
youngest
During the Civil War the captain OF
certain company Of mountalnt ers was thor
olghly disgusted With the lszlnesi Of the
tiriy men under him, says the Philadelphia
Public Ledger. He determined to sham,
them. one morning aft,r roll. call be tiieo
81. J have a nice, easy Job, he ,aid, for th,
lasies, man In the company. VIII the bzi-
Get man s,ep TO the fsonis Instantly fifty.
nlne men stepped forward. Why don't you
step to The front, tool demanded the captain
q the siIiieih. I'm too Ivy, replied the
colder.
Some time ago several travelling men
were sitting together 10 car on 4 train
wheih daily makes round trip over Ger.
tain division Of the Boston & NJ lIne Rail-
road. One OF the number, the Boston Her.
aid says, bad not oaly monopolIzed The
conversation, but from time to time bad
poked fun at the quiet conductor. A the
train approached the Haverhlll station the
travelling man iurbsd to the conductor
who stood near by, and shouted boisterous-
ly say, George, what made them locate
the station so far away from the villsge
] don't know, The conductor .grAvely re-
piled, unless they though, |, would be more
convenient TO have II down here near The
railroad.
The Bol.on Herald cfy,rs this tue
story Of the town a Amesbury, which
own small fire apparatus; Outside The
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petition, received Al appropriation for the
purchase Of = "hsud.tub." II xss hsAll.
ed 10 an abandoned blacksmith shop. wher,
u fers!ned for two yekif, used only for
decorative purposes In street psrates. Lat
SUMMER stroke Of lighting started small
IRE 10 farmhouse near BY. The solun Ell
department raillkd a, once. tu. ~ben they
arrived 81 the engine toue, the fortm,n /
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