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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12
THE GOLDEN RULE
Walla Walla'S Greatest Store
new DRESS GOODS

The new patterns that we arc show
ing in dress fabrics are receiving de-
cdedIy favorable comment. They
are nifty and up-to- date, both in pat
tern and material and are planned
to please tho most fastidious end
most discriminating buyers. In Sc
Letting the material for your new
fall gowns there is a distinct advant.
age in having % large and complete an
assortment to choose from. These are
not the flimsy stuffs that promise 50
much to tho eye and touch Of mex
perienee, but strong, sturdy goods
that any woman might be proud to
wear.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12

Many a weak man has good inten-
tions, but isn't strong enough to carry
them out.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12
THE BEST NAN WON THIS TIVE

lowing blood round after round before
that. In some men when hurt the in
stinct comes to them to still be up and
doing. The Californian was stung toe
badly to think of anything but his dis
tress. He was a drowning man. He
clutched at the ropes and gasped in
his efforts to suck air into his lungs.
1t was then that Nelson, the victor,
became Nelson the man, and stood by
and watched until the time came to
lift his fallen foe to his feet.
One round was mucn like another.
Nelson was always pressing in, and
Britt smashed and smashed while he
was backing away. Britt could not
put up a better fight or inf1ict more
punishment under any circumstances
He was at his best and he fought his
best. He was simply up against man
who was impervious to punishment,
anyhow from a fellow of his weight.
There were some swift changes in
the aspect of affairs, but through it
all an intimation to the practised eye
that Nelson would win. He was stag
gered often, but he recovered more
quickly than did Britt under similar
circumstances. A swapping punch or
the jaw would cause the Danes hair
to float like seaweed on the tide His
knees would bend and mis- feet would
spread, but before the echo of the yelps
that Britt's well-wishers had emitted
had died away Nelson was together
again and hooking like a wild COW.
Britt as a rule did his best work
in the last minute of the most excit-
ding rounds. He clutched the Dane
and held on, and there was a suspicion
of limpness about him. Just as soon
as mis- head cleared he fought back
bitterly
Was Marked for Defeat.
1t appeared to the writer in the
sixth round that Britt was marked for
defeat, but the closeness and fierce
ness of succeeding rallies created a
certain degree of doubt and caused
excitement. The Dane kept pressing
in with the monotonous regularity of
waves beating against rock, and
with the thought in mind that Britt's
blows must, of necessity, be getting
weaker through repetition. The I'M
dercurrent of feeling was that the
California boy was doomed to defeat.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12
When Britt Sank.

Britt sank under the ropes. He
rolled over. His tongue protruded and
it was redder than the tongue of a
painting dog. He must have been swal-
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12
The better man won.

The better man won.
The pity of it is that both could not
win where there is SO much pluck and
chivalry and honest fighting spirit.
The difference between Nelson and
Britt is the difference between a sheet
of boiler iron and bolt of tweed. Nell
son has endurance that will carry him
through in any finish fight when ne is
meeting his man at pound for pound.
He is the durable Dane. He was
punched severely. He stood all the
punishment and still kept forcing. 1t
is not a nice thing to say, but there
were times when he freed his nostrls
from accumulated blood by sneezing.
He wore Britt down.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12
Sole Agents for
INGALLS, PATTERNS
Fall and Winter FurS

It may seem little early to talk
furs but as a matter of fact OR
new fur collars and boas are coaxingly
comfortable these cool nights and morn
ings.
Our very complete new stock of furs
is now ready for your inspection and
choosing. We will be more than pleased
to show them to you.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12

DR.. ]. w. Woods, graduate veteri-
nary surgeon. Nothing will be over
looked either in surgery or medicine.
No. 5, East Alder street, Phone S61;
residence 1O7 Chestnut street.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-09-12
Full of Fight.

the battle light was always dancing
in his eyes and finally wnen he had
his foe gasping he let out with punches
that We're as fierce as the ones he sped
in the opening rounds. The prettiest
part of it all from a human interest
point was when Britt crumbled under
the ropes. There was no chance of
him arising and throwing himself into
a fighting position. We could all see
it and Nelson saw it as quickly as any
body. He came forward and helped
lift his opponent as tenderly as a big
brave man would lift somebody who
had been hurt in an accident. There
was no hesitation. He didn't stand
away and gloat. They say the old
Danes were warriors and men Battling
Nelson is as big in these respects as
any of his ancestors. Some persons
will tell you it was a right on the Jaw
that did for Britt. Others will say
it was a left. At the time the finish
came Nelson was hooking and upper
uptting in such a way that it would
be unwise to have an opinion as to
which was the finishing blow. To me
1t looked as though it was a left which
landed in the pit of the stomach
when the native son was dizzy from
a shower of smashes. Just such a
blow as lost Jim Corbett his champion
shin at Carson
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
SURVEYOR.

j. s. EMERSON.-Surve and en-
gineer, GOT Stangenwald building.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
TIDES, SUN AND MOON.

Last quarter of the moon Nov. 18th,
Times OF the tide are taken from the
United States Coast and Geodetic Sur
vey tables
The tides at Kahului and HiIo occur
ABOUT one hour earlier than at Homo
lulu.
Hawaiian standard time is 10 hours
50 minutes slower than Greenwich
time, being that of the meridian of 157
degrees thirty minutes. The time whis-
tie blows at 1:30 p. m, which is the
same as Greenwich, 0 hours minutes.
Sun and moon are for local time for
the whole group.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
SHIPPING NOTES.

-
The Niihau will leave today for Ana
hola at five .. m.
The Enterprise will sail for Hilo to-
day and thence to San Francisco.
The Moi wahine and the tug Leslie
Baldwin are on the Marine railway.
The schooner c. L. Woodbury. left
yesterday for Hilo with combustibles
Arrivals at the Inter-Island docks
yesterday were the Claudine from Maui
and the Niihau from Kauai.
It is rumored that one of the deer
sea lines is invading local shipping cir
cles in search of an officer for one OF
their regular steamers.
The wireless telegraph station at the
naval reservation is now prepared to
communicate with any war ships
equipped with the apparatus.
A former sailor of the Barracuda sud
denly made up his mind to go to Ma
Mia and shipped as fireman on the
transport Sherman just as she was
leaving the dock.
The Claudine arrived from Maui
yesterday morning with the following
cargo: 262 sacks of potatoes, 65 sacks
of corn, % sacks of raro, 16 hogs, ]
horse, 10 calves, 80 head cattle, 1o7
packages empty bottles and 112 pack
ages sundries.
During the absence of Captain Clark
on the Kinau, Captain Haglund is
looking after both of the Inter-Island
wharves. Captain Freeman of the
Hilo boat has a two weeks leave OF
absence, but may take out his old boat
next Tuesday nevertheless.
On account of the adverse weather,
it is expected that the Likelike and Ke
Au Hou, both of which We're expect
ed Saturday morning, will be late and
will not arrive until the afternoon and
possibly not until Sunday morning.
The Kinau may be delayed also.
Tt was stated yesterday that the ship
w. H. Smith. which was libeled recent
~ by the Japanese stevedore who fell
into her hold. had arranged for bonds
and would depart at once. She will
have to get out new clearance papers,
however, for those she had are only
good for forty-eight hours.
The Canadian-Australian liner 40
rangi came into port yesterday morn
ing and departed at half past one with
Delegate Kalanianaole aboard en- route
to Washington and Congress. She was
delayed day on account of having to
load sugar in Suva. She left the lat
ter place November six, Brisbane No
vember first and Sydney two days pre-
vious.
1t is claimed along the water front
that if a man has accident insurance
he can not collect damages by means
of admiralty suit. One of the local
shipping men who is interested in at
least one large vessel says that his
company keep their men all insured for
the express purpose of keeping out of
the maritime courts and that it pays
to do SO.
Another ship may have a Japanese
libel suit on its hands since the STAN
ley Dollar set the style among the ORR
entails. The Abner Coburn had the
bad luck to have one of it's stevedoreS,
SissUro by name, injured by a piece of
coal falling on his head yesterday
while bucket of that necessary arti-
Gle was being hoisted on deck He was
removed to Iwilei and a doctor is in
attendance.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
THE NIIHAU.

The Niihau returned from Ahukini
and Makaweli at 6:35 a. M. yesterday
with no passengers and the following
freight list: One 5-million-g gallon pump
and fittings. She reports the barken-
tine Puako still discharging at Eleele
and the w G.. Hall at Koloa. The
weather on Kauai has been squally
pretty much all over. A two-masted
schooner was beating UP to Eleele as
the Niihau left. She left MakaweH al
1929 o. m. Wednesday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
Z . x . Z Z Z Z y Q 7 < X = J
MARINE:
( < Z Z < : :: :: Z Z J. ;. >, !. ).

The concrete foundation of the drive
way on the Waikiki side Of the Mauna
Loa wharf has been covered with two
inches of bitumen and the improved
appearance is already generally re-
marked upon. The contractors, Lord
* Belser. begin today on the makai
driveway and viii have the concrete
in place by Saturday night. The btu
men will be put on next week and then
the Inter-IsIand viii have thorough
" up-to-date wharf. Capt. Haglund,
the wharf superintendent will be the
happiest man in town when the job
is complete as he has been trying to
get it done for a year and finally had
to fill the Eva end of the nakai drive
way with dirt to prevent the water
settling around the wharf buildings.
The raising of the dock eight inches
kept the water from draining off and
it became a nuisance to all who had
business to do down there during the
severe rainy weather.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
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RAILWAY E. LAND co.
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TIME TABLE
October 6, 1904.
nTTrTyU

OUTWARD.
Tor Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-*9:15 a. m, 1920 p. m.
Tor Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
stations-f7:30 a. M, 1915 a. m,
s11:05 a. m, *2:15 D. m, 1920 p. m,
as:1E .. M, 1880 p. m, f1l:15 p. m.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua and Waianae-~S:36 a. m, S5:31
,. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City-f7:46 a. m, 1915 a. M,
A10:sS a. m, *1:40 p. m.s '4:a p. n.,
AS:31 D. m, s7:30 p. m.
Daily.
Sunday Excepted.
Sunday Only.
The Haleiwa, Limited, two-hour
train. leaves Honolulu every Sunday,
Mt s:31 a. m. Returning arrives In Ho-
Relulu, at 1910 p. m. The Limited stops
aaaly at Pearl City and waianae.
g. r. DENISON, r, C. SMITH,
3upt- g. p. a T. a.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
ARRIVED.

Thursday. November Is.
Stmr. Claudine, Parker, from Maui
ports. 4:3o a. m.
Stmr. Niihau, w. Thompson, from
Makaweli, 6:35 a. m
CA. 5. 8. Aorangi. Phillips, from
the Colonies s a. m
Am. blk. Kaiulani. ColIy, from San
Francisco. $50 D. m
DEPARTED.
CA. s s. Aorangi. Phillips, for
British Columbia, 80 2. m
schr. c. l. woodbury., Harris, for
Hilo, 5 D. m.
Stmr. Mikahala. Gregory. for Kauai
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
VESSELS IN PORT.

(Arrly and Navy.)
u. S. S. Iroquois. Niblack, from Mid
way cruise, Sept. 90.
Merchant VesseIs.)
Abby Palmer, Am. bktn., Johnson,
from Newcastle, Nov. u.
Abner Coburn, Am. sp., Burgess, New
castle, Nov. 5.
Aloha, Am. sch, Dabel, Port Towns
end via Kaanapali, Oct "a.
Chas. Gounod, FIR. bark, Oyer. New
castle, Oct. %.
Enterprise. Am. SIS, Youngren, San
Francisco, Nov. 13.
Ernest Reyer, FIR. sp., Dieulangard.
Newcastle lin distress>, Oct. "a.
Kaiulani, Am. blk, Colly, from San
Francisco, Nov. 16.
Morning Star. Am. s.s., Garland, Gil
bert Is, July Is.
Nuuanu. Am. blk, Josselyn, New York,
August 2.
Restorer, Br. cable s.s.. Combe, Mid
way I. April "A
Spokane, Am. schr., Jamison, Port
Townsend. Nov 2.
w. H. Marston, Am. schr., Cove, from
San Francisco, Nov. 10.
W. H. Smith, Am. sp., Ellis, Newcas-
tie, Oct. 20.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
KAIULANI ARRIVES.

The bark Kaiulani, Capt. P. Co1ly,
arrived from San Francisco after an
eighteen days trip with 100 tons of
general cargo consigned to H. Hack
field & Co, Ltd. She is locked at the
Channel wharf. She reports an I'M
eventful trip, sighting nothing. She
brings five passengers, among them
the Captains wife and the wife and
father in-law of Principal c. F. True
of Kauluwela schools.
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At Kaimuki, large house and
grounds, furnished or >unfurnish-
ed.
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Stmr. Mauna Loa, Simerson, 70
Kona and Kau ports, y IN.
Stmr. Claudine, Parker, for Mau
ports, p. m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17
METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.

Note:-Barometer readings are cor
rected for temperature, instrumental
errors, and local gravity, and reduced
to sea level. Average cloudiness stated
in scale from to 10. Direction of wind
Is prevailing direction during "a hours
ending at p. m. Velocity of wind Is
average velocity in miles per hour,
ALEX. McC. ASHLEY,
Section Director.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-17

Br. bark Weathersfield, Cobb, (from
KaanapalD for Port Townsend.
DUE TO-DAY.
U. S. n. S. S. Supply, from Guam.
SAIL TODAY.
Stmr. Mauna Loa, Simerson, for
Kona and Kau ports, y m.
Stmr. Claudine, Parker, for Maui
ports, 5 p. m.
DUE TOMORROW.
Stmr. Kinau, Clark, from Hilo and
way ports, a. m.
stmr Likelike. Naopala, from Maui
county ports, p. M, possibly Sunday
a. m.
stmr. Ke Au Hou, Tullett, from Ha-
wall ports, p. M, possibly Sunday
a. m.
CA. S. S. Moana, Glib, from Brit
ish Columbia, .. m.
SAIL TOMORROW.
CA. S. s. Moana, Glib, for Bris-
bane and Sydney.
PASSENGERS.
Arrived
Per bark Kaiulani, from San Fran
CISCO. B. Huson, r. w. Martinoff,
Mr.. Howard, Mrs. C. F. True, Mrs.
Capt. Colly.
Per stmr. Claudine, from Maui
ports, November 16-H. w Schmidt,
w. W. Hall, All Wa, wife and three
children, Mrs. Ogata, Master Ogata, F.
Estrella, r. w. Filler, R, T. Browning,
c. Nielsen, B. Williams, T. Matsuda,
T. a. Hayes, A. n. kepoikai, Miss
Renwick, Mrs. NJ. Medeiros, Mrs. Wong
Kong, S. NJ Bennett, In Sa, w. B.
Mailing, E. R. Hendry, Miss Jennie
Kapahu, and so on deck.
Per S. S. Aorangi, from Australia
Percival Leonard, Miss Viola Leonard,
Miss Sybil Lee, Fredk. T. Penny, Alex.
J. Mckee, John LinQuist.
Departed.
Per strnr Mikahala, for Kauai ports
Mrs. Stoddard and child for Eleele,
Miss Wilmington, H. NJ. Gillie, J. S.
Asevado, Mrs. All Yet; for Waimea,
J. w. keystone, D. L. Austin; for ko-
loa, Mrs. H. A. Jaeger, Mrs. Duncan,
J. Oppergelt, wife and infant, Mrs. n.
Wala and infant; for Makaweli, Gus
Schuman, H. c. Smalley, Elder H. H.
Millward, F. w. Jennings and wife;
for Nawiliwili, Judge A. n. Kepoikai,
Wo Chez, L. N. Bennett, c. w. Ash
ford and wife, J. c. Cullen.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
Can't Please Them.

Mr.. O. Belonged, whose family
has been away for the summer. is
much worried. Last summer while
his wife and children were absent,
DE- staid downtown Of evenings and
took his meals wherever he hap
perod to be, simply 90 save time.
And AN the neighh0rs said q was
Perfectly Awful the Way the Man
Was Carrying On
So this summer he spent each even
ing alone and gl0omily upon his front
porch, and kept the maid on duty
90 cook his meals, which be also ate
alone and gloomily Now the neigh
bors say he did this simply to De
Ctive Them.
Mr. O. Bodinged says he does not
know what on earth to do mex,
summer.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
The Case of Amos Fliggens.

When Amos Fliggens left the the close of the
civil war orderly sergeant of his company.
him of reckless, careless man. but had
certain precision carriage speech that be-
him well. For after the he usually
Sergeant by his friends but aloug about 1870 folks
calling him captain" First this done i'm
spirit anything else but eventually the
title became fixed for the time Prior t. that date Amos
Fliggens shown much interest ir his future lie
the time about the and
of the crowd how he would have fought the
battle of Gettysburg.
major. This promotion immC diatCly accepted by the
public and Amos became " Major FIggns" Realizing the
dignity his honors finished the reading Of
law admitted to he bar and he appeared
a frock silk hat he dubbed colonel ana
address political
began showing his into
fercely military sweep which him air Of much
portance Naturally, public Office
successfully his member of the
lature, and talked Of Cor congress
1894 he allowed sdewh<ers upon his
having become and rodfaCcd natural that he
called general" His gruff
his domneorng and public could be
sdeed properly settled until General Fggens had
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
We'll, Welt

4" Mrs. Whoopuppe
was telling me that
she is going to have
four Of the choicest
new fall hats she can
find; that her hus-
band insists upon her
getting them, and
that he scolds her If
she ever buys a cheap
hat or tries to make
last seasons hat
over" remarks the
woman in the brown
tailor made suit.
" Mrs. WhoOpuppe
says that, does she?"
shifts the woman in
the green shirt waist
and b | a C k skirt.
well, my experience
with Mrs. Whoopuppe
is that she is always
talking through her
hats about her hats. "
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
For or A-ainst.

4" Is this an antimaCassar?"
asks the man with the ineffective
mustaChe, having secured for a
moment the attention Of the
assembled guests.
No, Mr.. Smulk," replies the
hostess, smilingly, " that is not an
antimaCassar."
Then il must be a promo
CAESAR comments. man with
the ineffective mustache.
Which was not altogether bad,
If he had not insisted upon going
into a labored explanation Of the
remark.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
$50
A Hasty Correction.

JEIlss II Is eVorlastIngIy TOO late,
We beg to correct a mistake We made
in our last issue. The answers to
queries editor was on his vacation.
and We, ourself, did his work for
him, and, in the rush Of keeping one
eye on the peace conference down In
Maine and the other on the life in
surauc. fuss, we mixed two answers.
" Perturbed wrote to ask what
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10

we told " PCrturbyd,
who asked about the
red ants, to listen 70
the dictates Of her
heart. and at the
same time to make
what discreet in
uulries she might as
to the habits of the
individuals she asked
about; that, after
coming to a decision,
she should invite the
rejected ones to call
on her some evening,
and break the news TO
them gently, and say
that she would al
ways be a sister to
them. d" Daisy" who
wanted her beaus un-
tangled, was told to
sprinkle red pepper in
their favorite haunts,
and also to place a
bowl Of lard where
they would fall into
II. Then in the morn
ing to shake them into
the fire, and they
never would bother
her again. If Daisy
will act upon our ad-
vice to Perturbed,
and Perturbed will
consider the answer
to Daisy as meant for
her, all may yet be
well.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
Il 6emperdnce Lesson.

the
g somethin errlle
m
understand that mad
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ca 4
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10

his views concerning II. II
Last week he died, and
there was an imposing mill
tary funeral, and the papers
printed long obituaries Of the
gallant old warrior who had
yielded to peace at last.
The only reason we men
ton all these points is that
we are posterod so much by :
advice to be our natural selves
and thus achieve success. Her
was Amos FliEgcns who wen
through life on a bIuff and mad,
the bluff good. What we want L
know is: Did Amos FligEens tea.
any moral principles TO shreds
Write on only one side Of the pape
and both sides Of the question,
you like.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
WHEN SIZE SPEAKS.

Does your wife say anything
when you stay out late nights?"
asks the man with the worried air
Of the man with the open counte-
anCe.
81 don't know whether she
does OF not. She does % good deal
Of talking when I get home"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
WHAT'S THE USE7

Folks do a lot Of useless things,
don't they?" asks the man with
the iridescent whiskers.
Guess they dc" answers the
man with the undecided eye
brows
Yep. F'rinstance, there's my
Aunt Jane She persists in going
through her whole list Of symp-
toms over and over again TO every
body that calls, after she has re-
covered from her illness"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10
The Reason Fort.

After listening to our friends caustic remarks
about the rich, observe:
"Ah, you dislike the wealthy simply because
they have money"
" No. sir" he asserts with some vigor " I
don't like EN- because I haven't got any money"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10

would rid her
pantry Of red
a n a n d
Daisy asked
us to advise her
as to the merits
of three young
men who had
proposed to her,
and tell her how
to dismiss the
unfavorCd two
II may be re
upmbered that
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10

FOrebOdnGS.
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for Interrupt
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Makes IL Worse.
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North Pole found Duly tagged labeled and located left its
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10

There was Once Vain King who noted that in one Portion of his Domain resided an
Now the King being commanded the Aged Woman bring her Turkey the
Palace, that he Gracefully.
to
il a
o land
a
Moral the Patent Office Accomplishments.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10

Yes.
They saw the fortune in his hand
They howled at him; How did you make it'll"
They cried Hell take ell in the land
Take all the peoples money!" And
They talked away and let him take IT,
SSS
On Being Bald.
The time we save when badness comes
Through not requiring hairCuts is
Oft wasted-we rub in bay runs
And tonios and such things 1 "
600
Look on the bright side. Don't get so ag-
gravatod with folks who keep telling you 10
look on the bright side
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-09-10

We stiU contend that
Jouah's wife was the
most trusting woman
that ever lived. il she
listened 90 his whale
story without asking
any questions.