Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-10-28

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Say. father, what is a nobody? -
"A nobody, my son, is prominent
woman's husband. w Washington Life
TeSs-Do you think Marie's photo
graphs do her justice? Bess-Yes.
justice tempered with mercy.-Detroit
Tribune.
Noungwed-I want accommodations
for my wife. Hotel Clerks Suite?
loungwed-You bet your life she is
Washington Life.
Rejected Suitor--I may be poor now,
but there was a time when | rode in
my carriage. The Glrl-Yes, when
your mother pushed it.--Grit
Paw. is il true that death loves
shining mark" II suppose so. WHY
Nothing, only | should think you'd
feel good deal safer II you wore II
wig. Chicago Tribune
First Old Maid-This census report
says there are 3,000.000 bachelors in
the United States Second Old Maid
Yes, and the mean old thing doesn't
give their address either. Washington
Life
Pggmus 70 tell the truth, we have
To treat our cook MS member of the
family. Dismukcs s. Great Scott. That
would never go tn our house We have
to treat ours as q viSitor--W Washington
Life.
Al de Mustard -~Nour wife's costume
tonight is charming II simply beg
g@rS description. Justin de Bunch
And that reminds me of conundrum
why am | like description cis-
sors.
McCush is this true that hear
De Mush-That In engaged? Yes.
Congratulate me! McCush---I emit
congratulate YOU ON marrying any girl
who is fool enough to want you.---
Cleveland Leader
Mrs. Spudsworth, it seems to me"
said Mrs. Oldcastle is rather inclined
to ioquacty." still, replied her host
css. as she ~;va tehtrucd the $1,000 rug.
for a person rs tail rs her 1t amt 50
bad as though she was shorter Chi
cage Record Herald
THAT'S an auction piano Your
daughters got. isn't it, asked the sar-
castle woman next door no, indcedr'
replied the proud mother Indignantly.
what made You think that?' "Oh,
probably because It's going going. 20
ing all the time Philadelphia
Lcdger
Iii Tragedy liamm made his debut
MS star last night and hear his
audience was very cold, Lowe Com
cdy- Yes, they were at first Iii Trag
edy-Ah, only at frstf Lowe Com
edy Yes. then they remembered that
they had paid to get in, and they got
hot Catholic Standard.
Mrs. ikki--I wish you wouldn't be
such a tight wad! ! haven't a thing
TO wear Mr. lkki n!inkiu' Borcais!
Why woman, YOU have the finest seal
coat in two degrees of latitudei Mrs.
Ikki-And what Of it? There goes Mrs.
Bubbertou staggering around IN n
real sealette coat with plush trim
mings!-Puck.
No" said Miss Winthrop Bradley
Winthrop, your ancestors did not
come over IN the 'Nnyhower, MS mine
did. and cannot marry you" 'Do
you know why they did nOt?" replied
Mr.. tombstone Smythe de Jones "Well,
I'll tell you They were not the kind
of people who travel on excursions"
Saying which he strobe haughtIly from
the room Washington Life
\ man who was wanted by the
police had been photographed in six
different positions. and the pictures
were duly circulated among the police
The chief of police in country town
wrote to police headquarters of the
CITY In search Of the malcfact0r few
DAYS after thc set of portraits had been
issued rs follows. II duly received the
pictures Of the SIX mscrcants whose
captiIre is desired have arrested FIVE
Of them. aud the sixth is undcr ohscr-
walton nnd will ne secured shortly"