The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-08-10
sands Of families IN this old world
with June outside and January wjth-
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PEADAGOGUES.

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Shame on the teachers that will not
attend the county institute, for they
will most assuredly not be able to see
the Republic Of Teachers License.
Too, the neither milestone Of non adj
vancement will be hung about their
heads, and they will sink deep down
into the sea of Oblivion, where they
are likely to become petrified
'Dumbs. =
Shame on the teachers that 60 to
the institute "just for big time, =
for on the teachers election morn
their names will be lscariots !"
They shall cease to be robed in pur-
pie ard fine linen Of genuine pop
ularity, and snail no longer fare mag.
nifioently on the steak Of reputation.
Shame on the teachers that are
tardy at the institute, for they can
never find out who got the gizzard Of
development. They shall be banished
to the "Land of Pretty Soon" where
Lethe's sleepy stream of destruction
flows.
Shame on the teachers that do not
attend the institute regularity, for
they cannot hope to reach the sweet
home Of Teachers License They
shall fall by the wayside into the
cess pools of reckless Indifference,
and the candors Of stagnation will de-
stroy them.
Shame on the teachers that sleep
while in the institute, for when that
awful day of examination comes they
will come out at the little end Of the
"cornu. = They shall dwell in the
land of Dream where Sammus, the
awful tyrant, will reprimand them
with the SOURCE of an Educational
nightmare and rule them with the rod
of "Illiteracy."
Shame on the teachers who did n OF
study at the institute, for they shall
be cast into the sea of Fail to make
Certificate where the cut worm o: dis
appointment dieth not and where the
flames of morbid modification are not
quenched.
Shame on the teachers that do not
take any part in the institute, for
they will not be recorded as helping
to make up the county 'Mogul. "
To them the other teachers will say
"Get thee hence into the region Of
moonless silence where the "Salaman-
dea'' is watchmen and the "Crab"
speaker.
Shame on the teachers that grumble
and kick at the institute, for they
shall be kicked and grumbled at, and
they shall not escape the wrath of the
most honored profession. Those
grumblers and kickers voices are like
the howl of the twisted cared, cur.
tailed. nock.kneed, blue poodle dog
that bays the golden rings of Saturn
Like the bug that destroyed JON
abs potato, they pull green citrons,
they kick down what they did not
stand up and they do not stand up
what they kick down. They shall be
tattooed with the scum of infamous
contempt and driven out of the
teachers Tabernacle. They will die
like r, AS saddle-mules and their
bones will bleach on rhe burning
sands of "Goba'' under the rays of
the ''Sun of Progress. /"
Shame on the County Superin-
tendent that is opposed to the county
institute. Surely in in the ensuing
election the people will consider him
Cancelled number and they will send
him up Salt.P Peter River to hunt Pat
ducks. His schools will not prosper
and his educational sail will be
failure. His lethargio pedagogues
will live on spare salaries and the
thistles aud shackles Of Illiteracy and
the dogfennels of 'non-improvement
will develop the educational field of
this country, the children call him
Gen. "Slow.' His life will be
fowerless and fruitless. The .ad-
vancing majority will smile at his de-
parture while the blunt minority will