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The Press., 1905-03-15
Made the Parrot the scane~o.

HMe EHEFOt inc Sc@pegO@te
Father-What did the teacher say
when she heard you swear? Small Boy
She asked me where I learned it.
What did you tell her? Boy
l didn't want to give you away, pa, so
! blamed it on the parrot Detroit Free
Press.
The Press., 1905-03-15
STORY OF CAL-CVRA.
Discovered By Dr.. David kennsdy-0ny
Kidney Remedy Sold Under Guarantee.


Dr. David Kennedy was born in New York
City, but at an early age his family moved
toRoxbury, NY. He was graduated in 1860
from the New York College of Physicians
and Surgeons. He at once volunteered as
q surgeon and was assigned to the United
States Army General Hospital in West Phil
adelphia, and soon became President of the
Examining Board and Consulting Surgeon.
After the war, DIR. Kennedy settled in Ron
dout, City of Kingston, N. Y, where for q
number Of years he enjoyed 8 large prae-
tice as an operative surgeon. He was one
Of the Presidential Electors of New York
State, Mayor of Kingston for four years,
and held many other professional, business
and political Offices.
The latest achievement of his life was the
discovery of Cal-cura Solvent, positive
cure for all diseases of the kidneys and blad-
der. Inspeaking of this remarkable remedy,
he saids 'tCal-cura Solvent is the browning
achievement of my life. 1t viii not dis
appoint"
Your druggist will return your money if
Cal-cura fails to cure, and The Cal-curs
Company, of Rondout, n Y, will pay the
druggist. Cal-cura Solvent cures $50 of
all cases of Kidney, Bladder and Liver dis
orders e1-0O a bottle ONLY one size
The Press., 1905-03-15

La grippe coughs yield quickly TO the
wonderful curative qualities of Foley's
Honey and Tar. There is nothing elee
''just as good" Sold by e. x. Taft,
Stafford Springs; G.. Hall, Jr., q Co.,
South Wilmington.
The Press., 1905-03-15
No Notion of Real Trouble.

Il bet get into more tro'IH!e th;,,
any man in this state" volunteered the
young fellow who had come in the club
house. Nothing in tie trouble line
overlooks me. Why. I'd be afraid t.
marry
what! Amt you married?' ejacu,
lated the red nosed elderly party who
was lowering over the gratis lunch.
boy, you don't know what trouble is
louisville Courier-Journal.
The Press., 1905-03-15
Z no Mothers On Tlaaa Town.

Children who are delicate, feyeFieh ana crosa
Will get immediate relief from Mother Gray's
sweet Powders for children hey cleanse the
stomach, act on the liver. making siCkl child
Sold Dy AL druggists, $50. Sample FhRE. al.
dress Allen y. Olm6ted. Leroy. M M
The Press., 1905-03-15
Pneumo~ ia Follows a Cold.

AH~UAA1U Ass = VHHVSVS q ~VIU1
But never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t stops the cough
heals and strenRthens the lungs and af-
fords perfect security from an attack Of
pneumonia. Refuse substitutes. E K
Taft, Ste ford Springs; g. H Hall, Jr
SOuth Will'nQtOn
The Press., 1905-03-15
Good .A1yice.

Said man who had been detected
cheating at cares: They threaten to
kick me downstairs. What am to CO.."
The friend appealed to offered this
timely counsel, "Play on tie ground
floor"
The Press., 1905-03-15
Raw or Inaamed Lungs

Yield quickly to the wonderful cura-
tive and healing qualities nf Foley g Hon.
ey and Tar 1t prevents pneumonia and
consumption fro n a hard cold settled on
the lungs. Sold bv E. K. Taft, st. If 'rd
Springs q. Hall, Jr & Co., South vii
linRtoD,
The Press., 1905-03-15
VIXEN to CUT weeds.

She-WEen should a young wide :,
discard her weeds? He-Oh. don't
know, but | suppose she should cut
them out just as soon as she wants to
raise second crop Of orange blossoms.
Baltimore uerald.
The Press., 1905-03-15
FoIev's Honey and "a

Cures coughs and colds.
Cures bronchitis and asthma.
Cures Group and whooping cough.
Cures hoarsenees and bronchial trou
bles.
Cures pneumonia and la grippe.
Sold by E. K. Taft, Stafford Springs
g. Hall, Jr., & Co., South Wellington.
The Press., 1905-03-15
His Line.

EYES," said the lecturer, 'I'm deal
ing in furniture these days."
"How Is that?' asked a listener.
Making one night stands under a
lecture bureau, with the help of the
time tables. Baltimore American.
The Press., 1905-03-15

It K~epa the Feet Warm and Dry
Ask to-day for Aliens Foot-Fase a powder It
cures ChilbIains, swollen. weating. sore. Ach-
stores, Csc.
The Press., 1905-03-15
A Diplomatic Reply.

An eastern pote-, 1te once asked q
group of his courtiers which they
thought tAe greater man, himself or
his father. At first he could elicit no
reply to so dangerous a question. At
last willy old courtier said, 'sYour ia
ther, sire, for, though you are equal to
your father In all other respects, In
this he is superior to you, that he had
greater son than any you have" He
was promoted on the SPOT
The Press., 1905-03-15
A severe Cold For Three Months

The following letter from A. j. Nus
baum of Batesville, Ind., tells it's own
story II suffered for three months with
severe cold. A druggist prepared me
some medicine, and a ply sician pre-
scrlbed for me, yet did not improve. 1
then tried Foley's Honey and Tar, and
eight doses cured me-" Refuse substi-
tutes. Sold by e. K. Taft, stafford
Springs; q. Hall, Jr., & Co., South VIII
linnfOn
The Press., 1905-03-15
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO =.
TrnAn ryNrfpsmv 80

LUCAS COUNTY, SS'
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he Is the
senior partner Of the firm Of F. j. CHENEY Z Co.,
doing business In the City OF Toledo, County and
State aforesaid, and that said arm Win pay the
sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case OF CatarTh that cannot be cured by
the use OF HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A. d. 1885,
(.- A. w. GLEASON,
Notary PtbsGo.
S~
Halls CstarTh Cure Is taken internally and aCts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
- Sold BY Druggists, 80
Hal1 Family Pills are the best.
The Press., 1905-03-15
the EATON
DRUG STORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

You do not want guessiwork
on your prescription. There is
no guess work at this pharmacy.
The Press., 1905-03-15
The HayvaIian Denth Prayer.

Ask Mrs. Pmkams Advice WOmans his
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06
MINT E-yerrhodx saws.

Iamhoree, Ky. April 3rd-tSpecIal.l
- suffered for years with my back
stys mir. j. III. Coleman. q we'll known
resident of this place, Then | used
Dodd's Kidney Pills and / have not
FELT a pain since. My little girl com
planned of her back. She used about
one-half box of Dodd's Kidney Pills
and she is sound and we'll
1t is thousands of statements like
che above that show Dodd's Kidney
Pills TO be the one cure for Backache
or any other symptom of ~deranged kid
neys. For Backache is simply q sign
that the Kidneys nerd help.
Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure
Backache. They also always cure
Bright's Disease. Diabetes, Dropsy.
Rheumatism, Bladder aud Urinary
Troubles and Heart Disease. These
are more advanced stages OF kidney
disease. Cure your Rackache With
Dodd's Kidney Pills and you need
never fear them.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06
THE NINTH.
How n Members of a Srave Regiment
Tried to lake Port Arthur.

Tried to Take Port Arthur.
In tho grand assault commencing Aug
S tic, the immortal Ninth regiment of the
Jasa ;sessa TGns was ordered 10 cross thc
field TO the foot Of the slope on which lay,
dead and dying. many of the men of the
regiment which had gone before. The
colonel. TaRagagi. surveying the task set
for his regiment, sent back a report that
it was NOT feasible. Tho brigade general.
1chinoho, replied hotiy that one regiment
was enough 10 take one battery. Taxa
gagi stepped out of the ravlne, in which
he had been seeking shelter. at the head
of his command. Before, he had been
marching, as colonies usually do, in the
rear, while mis- line officers led the adj
vance. Now. he leaped forward up the
slope, out in front of his men. A dozen
PAGES from the raviae he fell with four
bullets through his breast. The lieutenant
colonel tooI up the lead and was shot a
few yards farther on. The majors Were
wiped ont Every captain but one went
down. The last captain, Nashinioto, in
charge Of ID company, found himself, at
length. under the Chinese wall with sew
enteen. men. Looking down upon the
shell-sWeDt plain, protected for the mo-
iIent from the sharpslooters above, with
that handful of heroes. a mile and a half
In advance OF the main body of the Japa-
slese army, nc grew giddy with the success
OF his attempt. OF a sudden he concluded
that he could take Port Arthur with his
seventeen men. He started in to do il.
There was only the wall ahead--the wall
and a few macnine-guns-beyond, the city
ttseif-a five minutes run would have
brought him to the citadel. He scaled
the wall and fell across it--his back bul-
let-hroken, Eight OF his men got over,
scaling the height beyond. called Wangtai,
,or the Watch Tower, a place to which the
Russian generals formerly rode on horse
back TO survey the battle-feld. On this
slope, for three months, in full sight OF
both armies. the eight law rotting. The
Russians referred to them as The Japa-
gesa Garrisoii.'-"He at Port Arthur"
by Richard Barry. in I1verybody's Maya
zinc for Apr.l
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06
Cardinal Rampona,s Role.

London Express: Paris.-The pope's
great age and feebleness, together
with certain recent happenings in
France. have raised serious questions
ct the Vatican.
AS a matter of fact, Leo XIII. is now
very much in the hands of Cardinal
Rampolla. and the cardinals policy has
never been more subservient to French
policy than during the present time OF
stress for the religious orders.
One of the cardinals tells me that the
majority of members of the Sacred col
lege are indignant at what Is taking
place. No official protest has been heard
against. the dispersion of the congre
cations, and the, diplomacy of the Va.
tican, formerly regarded a one of The
most fa.seeing in Europe, has complete.
~ failed.
Another cardinal whom I have seer
confirms the statement of his colleague
When the pope is gone. Cardinal Ram,
polia will In all probability be perma
nently shelved.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06
A GREAT MEDICINE
BRINGS HEALTH TO THREE MEM.
BERS OF SAME FAMILY.
Cures II Wife's Debility After Malaria. !.
Husbands Rheumatism, a Daughters
Nervous Prostitution.

Cures II Wife's Debility After Malaria.
Husbands rheumatism, a Daughters
Nervous Prostitution.
al have recommended DR.. Williams.
Pink Pills to many people," said Mrs.
Gossett, g because I have seen such good
results, time after time, right iii my own
family. There are three Of us who have
40 doubt about their merits. We do not
need to take anybody's word on the sub
jectfor our own experience has taught us
how we'll they deserve praise.
cit was just about ten years ago that
/ first read about DR.. Williams Pink
Pills, and bought my first box. Twas at
that time all run down, weak, nervous
and without ambition. I had been doc
toring all summer for malaria and
stomach trouble. Everybody thought I
was going into consumption, as my
mother had died Of that disease.
Thanks to DIR. Williams Pink Pills,
l am now alive and hearty. I began to
improve as soon as I began totake them,
aud when I had, taken three boAesI was a
well ne Everyone wonders how I
keep so well and am able to care for my
home and six children without help.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills explain it.
"My Oldest girls health began to fail
when she was about fourteen. She was
nervous, complained OF sharp pains in
her head, would get deathly sick and
have to leave the schoolroom to get fresh
air to revive her. Igaye ON pills to her.
She took only a few boxes, but they cured
her troubles, and caused her to develop
into a perfect picture Of health. Then my
husband took them for rheumatism and
found that they would cure that too. So
you see we have all got great good from
using them, and that is why we recon-
mend them to others
Mrs. Minnie B. Gossett lives at
Uhrichsville, Tuscarawas Co., Ohio, and
is we'll known, as she has resided in the
same neighborhood for more than thir-
teen years. Her story shows that a
medicine which makes the blood sound
and the nerves strong, overcomes q vari-
ETY. of diseases and should be found in
every household. DR.. Williams'Pink Pills
nre sold by all druggists everywhere.
They have cured anaemia. and all forma
of weakness, also the most stubborn
cases of dyspepsia and rheumatism.
They are Indispensable for growing girls.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06
AFFECTED.
BY Mothers Foodsand Drink.

Many babies have been launched In
to life with constitutions weakened by
disease taken in with their mothers
milk. Mothers cannot be too careful
as to the food they use while nursing
their babes. The experience of a Kan
sas City mother is a cas- in point:
81 was 3. great coffee drinker from
IA child and thought I could not eat a
meal without 1T. But / found at last
II was doing me harm. For years I
had been troubled with dizziness, spots
before my eyes and pain in my heart,
to which was added, two years ago, a
chronic sour stomach. The baby vas
born Z months ago, and almost from
the beginning, 1T, too. suffered from
sour stomach. She was taking it from
me.
In my distress I consulted a friend
OF llDrafexperienee than mine, and she
told me TO quit coffee, that coffee did
not make good milk, have since ascer-
tanned thatsft really dries up the milk.
50, / quit coffee, and tried tea and
atlas cocoa. But they did not agree
with me. Then I turned TO Postum
Coffee with the happiest results. Ii
proved 70 be the very thing I needed,
Itsnot only agreed perfectly with baby
and myself, but it Increased the aow
of my milk. Ny husband then oni,
coffee and used Postum, quickly col
wssl of the dyspepsia with which il
was troubled, no longer suffer from
the dizziness, blind spells, pain In i,
I sour stomach. Postum ha.
pured them.
Nov we all drink Postnm from IS,
husband ITO ms seven monthy os
paby Y has proved to be the best ho
drlnk we have ever used. we wo,,,,
notsgive up Postum for the best cotys
Z ever drank:3a Name given by Post
nm Battle Greek, Mich,
TifaFe's q reason.
81 the little book, ssThe Road !
WellsiIle, n each pkg.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

TO Cut Sandwiches,

New York Times; Men who cut
sandwiches must have just as much
knack and experience in the business
as men who open oysters on the river
boats" said a man who on one occa-
sion supplied $4,000 sandwiches at two
days notice. 1T took seven men to
do that job in the time allowed" he
said, and they hadn't time to spare
at that. l paid them by the hundred,
the man who did the most work getting
the most pay. When they We're all
through there was not enough scraps of
bread n meat to fill a tin pail. That
is the secret of cutting sandwiches
to avoid waste. There Is such compe-
tition in the business that we are OBJ
.liged to work on low margins. We ar
range with a baker for a special loaf
in which there is little crust. Crusty
bread makes waste in sandwiches, be-
cause 1t breaks and crumbles when cut
in cross sections. There are ways OF
cutting corned beef and ham, too, SO
that there is little waste in them for
sandwiches. We buy particular joints
for that purpose. We never send out
a sandwich that has been cut more
than forty-eight hours"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06
Cooking the Piano.

Public Ledger; MY wifers Il re-,
markabie woman She can cook or
play the piano with equal facility"
It apart before she cooks it"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

Th, quickest growing plant in the
world is the ka62u, a species of bean.
it is said 10 have been known TO grow
sNNty feet in three months.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06
20 cIlpIA con- rs on IA

Take Laxative Brouio Gnin!ae Tablets. Al
druggists refund the money il 1t fails TO cure.
u. v. Groves signature is on each box. $50
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

When his Three daughters, as pretty
trio of cousins as any fellow would
ant to claim, made their appearance.
nd for general finish and ~cleverness,
t alone their grand looks, they Ger
linly We're summers. Their mothers APP
too, after a bit, and furnished
\ interesting study of a refined woman
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

He'd never had time, he old me, 20
go back and dig up the old folks, but he
was perpetually vowing to 90 it, all the
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

Is there any mar around here 1
asked him, by the name of Ed Jork-
inc y
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

That you shall not. Jack" he assert
ed. stontly. Il must be a-gallop now to
tell this kings captain to look else
where for his next friend: but tomor-
row morning I'll meet you in the road
between this and the Stair outlands,
and well fare IN together"
After this he would brook no more
delay: and hen Tomas had fetched
his horse | saw him Mount and ride
away under the ~low-hanging naples
watched him fairly out of sight in the
green and gold twilight of the great
forest before turning back to my lonely
hearth and its somber reminders.
Continued Next Weekly
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

ulI, SIlohliiS fOOlll-lHe WIOie GnfnR.
The girls played and sang for me
in English, French, Italian. and Ger
man, and their mother, Il iona OF
Welsh descent, played nobly on the
harp.
AT dinner that evening a butler and.
q second man. il YOU please, saw to it
that we We're fed all right, and. on my
little ray. | don't often get such wines
and cigars asLthis Arabian Nights un-
Gle of mine set before me when the
mother and girls left us to ourselves.
1T was about as queer u sell, so to
speak, the whole job, as ever met
up With. The next day n. uncle took
me over the works. All hands-there
We're several thousands OF them
among the employees practically DOTTED
their comets n Rliuckled their fore
heads to him, and / got a different no.
ton of what the word superintendent
come on to Washington j fell into talk
With the conductor, and just out Of
curiosity i asked him:
sWha IS the average salary Of the
superintendent of these mills around
here,
We'll, he replied, 1t would be hard
to strike an average out some OF them
upon their experiences in their line Of
business. and their cleverness in
handling men and fulfilling contracts.
Now. I'D Jorkins, WHO lives up Wonder
o. the terrace. gets a salary of $40, 900
u Year. and they say he's got an in
terest IN the works besides. lie was a
hand tnf the sane Mill twenty years
ago.
MY mother out IN Wisconsin must
have thought me Insane when she read
the !cttcr wrote to her about her
brolhci t,l wileii cot back here
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1905-04-06

"'We1l,' said he, smiling, 7 believe
I'm the only man in this section who
packs that name around
"A franc-and-a-half is nothing to
what l felt just at that moment. con-
trived to Introduce myself to my uncle.
however, and he gave me a cordial
greeting-the greeting OF q well bred
man-and began to ask me- all about
everybody, especially about my mother,
his favorite sister, as he was quick to
say.
"He'1 never had time he FOLD mo 20
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-29
stump Came Down Through Roof.

AS result of blasting the stumps
In the street today, a root weighing
20 pounds was hurled into the air
zoo feet and descended through the
roof of the Jones livery stable, and
after passing through the second floor
fell to the driveway. Fortunately
only the small loss to the building was
sustained. The workmen were en-
gagged in removing a stump from the
side Of the street opposite the livery
stable and had placed small charge
of powder under the stump to remove
the earth. The dirt blew out on the
side toward the livery stable and the
root was hurled high into the air
Troy News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-29
Public Tax Discussion

AS VIII be noted elsewhere in this
issue, there is a call for meeting of
the taxpayers of this county to meet
In this city on May G. for the purpose
OF discussing the present method of
making the county assessment. This
matter received considerable COM
ment by the farmers who were in the
city last Saturday and the proposed
meeting was the result of their de-
hberations This meeting will result
in imparting considerable informa-
tion, and will doubtless do a great
deal Of good.
Owing to the fact that Assessor
Morton is assessing all property at
its actual value, which will result in
raising the total valuation from S4.-
100000 to about st5,O0O,0OO. many
are of the opinion that their taxes
will be proportionately higher.
The rate of our taxation is not
based upon the total assessment, but
upon the amount required to maintain
the county government. The only
matter that the taxpayer is interested
in, is that all property should be taxed
equally. In other words, IL all prop
erty is taxed at its actual value the
rate will be the same as If all proper
ty was taxed at so per cent, or all
property at one-third its value.-La
Grande Observer
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-29
Good Word for Combine ThreshIne.

The reputation Columbia county has
earned for its fine barley, especially
for brewing purposes, may be in
tured by improper threshing, which
makes too great per cent of chaff,
boards and broken grains. When
these broken grains are mixed in
with the whole grains for malt maxi
ing the value is just that per cent
less, for the broken grains do not
germinate In the sprouting process.
Jacob Weinhard, an expert malt
ster, says that in the barley thresh-
ed by a combined harvester hardly a
broken grain can be found, and al
ways tries to buy that barley for his
uses. The amount of waste in the
barley improperly threshed, he says,
is often as high as four or five sacks
in one tubful, which has a capacity
OF 90 sacks. With a good name for
the quality of our barley, the grain
should not be destroyed in threshing.
Dayton Courier-Press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-29
Two Dollars Per Fleece.

R. F. Hynd tells the Times that he
bought 23 fleeces Of very fine wool
last Saturday from Bob Dexter, for
which he paid little over 50 a fleece.
The sheep from which this wool was
clipped are no higher bred than the
average sheep of the county but the
fact that they were run in small
band and were well fed and cared
for, makes the difference in the grade
and quantity of wool. The average
fleece at present prices would bring
about s1.50. This serves as an illus
tration of the advantage of proper
care of sheep.-Heppner Times
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-29
SECONDHAND DEALERS

BUY YOUR SEC
ond-hand goods. Graham & Hunt
er, at old Basler stand.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-29
ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS.

c. q. TRoUTMAN, ARCHITECT
and Superintendent. Room ~
Judd building. Pendleton, oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-04-29
1000 New Acres Under Water.

What is known as the Dry Gulch
canal, which takes its waters from
Eagle creek, is completed and is
bringing into production fully 1000
acres of land between Eagle valley
and Powder river.
Owners of the land covered by the
canal are breaking it up and seeding
for the most part alfalfa. Orchards
are being set out, too, and gardens
planted.
The operation of the canal will
greatly increase the population and
wealth of Eagle valley and will be a
great incentive to the building of the
Eagle Valley railway from Baker city
Baker City Democrat.