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Evening journal., 1905-05-31
Homeward.


When the dawn looks DER the mountains
And the children wake from sleep,
You'll be going far away, lad,
Ger the waters wide and deep7
You'll be seeing many wonders
You have never seen before.
Your heart so fun OF thoughts. dear,
There will ne no room for more.
Yet still ] know, whereer you go.
Before yon close your eyes
Some little thought viii wander back
To where the old home lies
For it's homeward, laddies homeward,
Back 10 the old rooftree,
Still I'm your dreams you wander
And think sometimes OF me.
Let tho world prove vain and weary
or the world prove bright and gay.
Yet it's homeward. laddie. homeward,
We always come one dayi
When the sun sets DER tho mountains,
Ere asleep the children fall,
They will ask about you, ladder
You are loved the best OF all.
I shall answer. never doubling,
You'll be coming back again,
With wondrous tales 10 tell them
OF the world beyond the main.
And you viii md me waiting. lad,
With arms outstretched to you,
or here OF In that fairer land.
Where all is bright and true.
Gerald Lane.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
,BMrMORE&OmO
RAgROAD.
cffcct May 81, i90A,

cChfnult IN 'ii'tA htt 81 iJVa.
an trains Illuminated with Pinlsch
light
C')ENpress Trains.
Trains leave wilmington, Delaware
Avenue Station. for
NEW YORK week days. s226 s5.s6 $40
GLIB a. M; a26. 's5o. '5l7 CRoyal Limit
ed. s1.ig. lsilOo D. m. sundays. '226. 1886.
so40. -u55 a. M; $780, '5.H tRoyoi Linn
itod) .742. 'iioO p. m.
PHILADELPHIA, week days. '2.Ze
'526 $50 '6.4o, go, $50, '9-b. 800. 1921.
'iiig. a. M; u.2s. 3.O5. $3.50, s4.52. '5.il.
Royal Limited), $50, 100, E.i2, eiloO D.
m. Sundays s2.e. $3.50 T20. S.sl. $40
iO4S sus5 "a. m. $3.50. AsO, s5n tRoyal
Limited. 7o5 '742. $50. -lloO D. m.
Chester week days, $50. '6.Ao. 72o. 's1o.
~e15, -040 1867 a. m.. sls6. 3o5. ass. go.
s700. '7i2, 'lOo y. m. Sundays. 40. s.Si.
'9Ao, lo.4S. 'n.55 a. M, A.So, 7.O5, '7i2, So,
filoO y. m.
Atlantic city. week days. SEQ '915.
'9.i0 cil.i0 a. m. Saturday only; 'l2i.
$3.50. .5.i7 p. M. (Royal Limitedj. Sundays,
40 a. M. e3.3O D.. m.
Cape May and Ocean city. week days.
'6io GLIB a. M, Saturday only); 'i.g6 p.
M. Sundays, 1915 a. IA.
Baltimore and Washington, week days,
H.l3, sS6 'no6 n. m.. sl.o6. "241 '4F
f555 $3.50 (Ruyal Limitedl. '9o9. 1909 D.
m. Sundays, '4i8. 'S16 a. M; 'l06, -
'ii7. $3.50 Royal Limited. '9o9. 'lOO3
D. m
Baltimore and way stations. week days
zoo a. M; S.i2 p. IA. Sundays. SIG "a. m.
6o2 ., M.
Newark. week days. ais. ZOO. 'Sl6, 'n.o
a. M; i2.s2 @iO6 s.12. s655. 61S, 'a.O9 p. m
Sundays, s4.la. 'S.iG. SIG a. M. s1O6. 6.02
'soa. ii.9o p. m.
Singerly accommodation, week days
200 a. M; i242. s1a. 6.is D. M Sundays
sic "a. M; COZ, n.S0 y. M.
Landenberg accommodation, week days
s.24 a. M; 5.57 y. m. Sundays. 1O15 a. m.
725 y. m.
Pittshurg. week days 'slG a. M: '55-
$3.50 Royai Limited. 'l008 p. M. sun
days, 'si6 a. M. 'i.47, $3.50 (Royal Limit
ed, 'ioo2 D. m.
Chicago. daily 'Sl6 a. m.; s2t7 p. m.
Cincinnati and ST. Louis, sSl6 a. m.
'io6. '9o9 p. M. daily.
LEAVE PHILADELPHIA for Whining
ton. week days s835. ZOO. s7i0. SD
'ios2. iiao a. M; .i2.so. '2l4. 2ib. .tiG as
$40. $3.50, 555, |6.iS CRoyal Limited, ga
'S2a, $3.50. 'n.S5 p. m. Sundays. ssB. 7li
'7tO, $40 u. M; $3.50. .elL el5. .flO, 500
'6iS uoyal Linlitod), 6sO $685. $3.50. ios
D. m.
Royal I.lmited'~ Is composed exclusive
" Of Pullman Parlor. Observation an
Dining Cars. No extra fare except rogu
lar Pullman charge.
DELAWARE AVENUE STATION.
Delmarvin Telephone No. 1913 A.
d. a a. Telephone No. ls22 A.
Rates 10 Western points lower tina
via any other line. $500 TO Piusburg. i0l
p. m. train daily Through slecpers
! II. A. MILLER.
Travelling Passenger Agen
city Ticket once. No. SOi Market stree
: Wilmington. Del.
d. B. MARTIN. c. W. BAssATr.
NJ Of T. n. G. p.
d. q A. Phone I758A.
Delmarvia Telephone Ios
d. b. MARTIN. c. W. BAssATr.
Z NJ. Of p. T. @. p. !
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
Inhinn Twins.

Indian twins are a great curiosity,
for II is said that Indians never permit
twins TO live. Twins. in their belief,
are heralds Of impending evil, for
great many years ago the abduction Of
beautiful twin daughters by members
of a distant tribe was the cause Of war
and great loss of life. Hence, proba-
bly,. originated the practice Of killing
Indian twins as soon as they are born.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
The Cry Of the City.


Can't you hear the city calling
Through the smoky gloom7
Saying 70 the young and old,
"Al my streets are paved with gold;
Come and meet me,
Come and greet me,
Come and face your doom!"
Can't you hear the city calling
Through the smoky gioom3
Can't you hear the world replying
Through the sparkling air:
II am coming. coming. coming.
Where the streets with life are hum'
ming;
/ would meet you.
/ would greet you,
For you speak me fair"
Can't you hear the world replying
Through the sparkling air7
Can't you hear the city crying
Through the murlsy night,
Saying. Il am old and weary.
Sick and sorry. duh and dreary
Who can please me.
Who can ease me,
Make my burden light?'
Can't you hear the city crying
Through the murlSy night7
London Free Lance.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
CnttInr on the Nose.

In some parts Of the world. especial
ly Italy and India, it has been custom
airy to employ removal Of the nose as
a form OF punishment sometimes judi
cial, but chiefly as a mode of carrying
out private revenge. Especially in some
districts Of India is it considered a suit
able form Of punishment for a husband
TO infiict on a wife whose conduct he
does not approve. Among the Romans
this penalty was not at all rarely in
fiicted both by the law and by private
animoslty.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
The story of the auinine Tree.

The story of the Quinine Tree.
The quinine bearing trees named by
LinnRus cinchona were so called in
honor Of Ana, countess Of Chinchona,
vicereine Of Peru, in 1929, a Spanish
lady whose first husband was twice
viceroy of Mexico and once Of Peru,
and her second also viceroy Of Peru.
While in Lima she fell i'll Of an ague,
from which she was relieved by the
powder Of a bark given TO her ply
sician by a Peruvian noble, whom it
had cured some years before, and when
she returned to Europe she took
with her a quantity Of this bark. She
died before reaching Spain, but it was
owing to her cure and the measures
she had taken to make known the
remedy that quinine was first intro.
duced into Europe, where the knowl-
edge OF its virtues was soon spread by
the Jesuits. The name properly should
be, according to the Spanish, chin.
chona. but it is rarely so spelled.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
nenth to Plnnt a no.

"As TO the depth TO plant tree"
says Suburban Life, 'it seems 70 be the
general idea that the future prosperity
of the tree Is propOrtlonate TO the
depth and firmness with which 1t Is
placed in the ground, and the percent
age that plant 100 shallow is almost
too Insignificant TO be worth consider
ing. for the SHINING is all in the oppo-
site direction. Look for the mark
made by the earth on the trunk OF the
tree when Il stood in the nursery, and,
going by that, although It may seem
shallow to you, you win make 10 mis-
take. The roots want warmth, light
and moisture. such as they receive
when placed properly, but when her
metically sealed two to three feet in
the ground It is impossible to develop
any vigorous root action while contend
ing against the terribly handicapping
conditions. Give your tree plenty Of
feeding ground, plenty Of good fibrous
earth. and If the place Of planting is
not naturally suitable dig it out deep
and put in what is needed"
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
STEAMBOATS,.
WILMINGTON sTEANBoATc COMPANY
PHILADELPHIA PASSENGER AND
FREIGHT IRON STEAMERS.
City or CHESTER

CITY OF CHESTER
AND BRANDYWINE
WIN leave Wilmington. Fourth Street
wharf. week days and Sundays. for Ches-
ter and Philadelphia. 73o and 1890 a. m,
LOO and s15 p. m. Saturdays and Sundnys
only 2 p. m.
Leave Philadelphia, Pa. Pier 8 North
above Arch street, week days and Sun
days, 7.sO and 1O15 a. M. 1sO and 400 p.
m. Saturdays and Sundays only. D. m.
Saturday. Sunday and Decoration Day, all
boats stop at Washington Park. Decora-
tion Day there win be an extra boat leave
philadelphia and wilmington az $50 p.
M Boat from Philadelphia $50 p. m.
leaves Washington Park at 10 p. m
Commencing Saturday, May 9th. on
saturdays. Sundays and legal holidays,
between wilmington and Philadelphia.
rates Of fare viii be: One way. soc, round
trip. SOC. on all other days-special ONE
DAY limited fare-one way. 15c, round
trip, 25c.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
Gems In Verse
This NV Life.

This Ny Life.
] strive to keep me IN the sun;
I pick no quarrel with the years
Nor with the fates-not even the one
That holds the shears.
take occasion by the hand;
I'm not too nice 'twixt weed and now
er; q "a.
! do not stay to understand; sflg-
take mine hour. tE
The time IS short enough at best.
push right onward while I mayI
/ open TO the winds my breast
And walk the way.
A kind heart greets me here and There;
hide from II my doubts and fears
/ trudge and say the path is fair
Along the years.
John Vance Cheney in Independent
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
KENNEL SQUARE ROAD.

WEST CHESTER KENNErT ann
WILMINGTON ELECTRIC RAILWAY
Car leaves Brhncywine Springs AZ ? a
q. m. for Hockessin. arriving al 81.
Yorltlyn. T.s: Kennett Square. 500. ro,,.s
kenamon. SO; thereafter every hour ,,.,,,
II i.oo .. m. Saturdays sd sundavs on,-
last car leaves at 12.os midnir=..
Car leaves TouEhkenamon at co.
Tor lSennett Square. arriving st as.
Yorkiyn. In Hockessin. T.ss. Fsrsn.,s'
wine Springs, s.0; thereafter every 49,.
ul 1915 D. m. saturdsEs and sun6s~.
only. last car leaves roughkensmon :.
io.s5 .. m.
Passengers leaving Sixth ana Marie,
streets. Wilmington. at a quarter -.
the hour can make connections win 60
for roughkenamon at Braudvw,n.
Springs.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
BuSH's DAILY STEAM FREIGHT LINE

Freight forwarded to all points
promptly and chsaply.
Personal supervision and careful
handling given shipments o. every
character.
Freight received both in Wilmington
and Philadelphia until D. m. daily.
Sunday excepted.
GEORGE W. BUSH q SONS CO.
French St. Wharf. Wilmington. Del
Pier 3. South -Vharves. Phiia. Pa
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
D,a HIS Rest.

She-After six weeks OF married life,
Arthur. have reached the sad certain
ty that you do not love me. Arthur
My dear. She-It's no use protesting.
You should have married some credu-
lous. stupid grill Arthur-Well, dar-
ling, did my very best
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
HIs AnNiou. Query.

Young Wife, don't like that cooking
school teacher at all. She has neither
patience nor consideration. She's actu-
ally cruell Husband-Great snakes.
She doesn't really make you eat the
things, does she?
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
ePwoRTH LEAGUE CONVENTION
Denver. COL, July SO, via
Baltimore g. Ohio Railroad.
Very Low Rates.

From an points East OF Tie Ohio
river, tickets win be sold June % to
July 3, inclusive. valid returning to
and including Tuiy II. 1905.
Extension q return limit to August
IL may be obtained on deposit OF
ticket and payment OF nifty cents.
lor full particulars address nsar-
est r. & o. ticket agent or c. ". Ba-.
sett G. p. A. B. g. o. r. r., 3alti-
more, -Ed.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
Inst a Loan.

Don't beg; the world owes you a liv-
Ing" said the prosperous citizen TO the
mendicant. But he was staggered by
the reply:
"All right, sir: lend me a trifie TIL 1t
pays up."-New York Herald.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
SANOzOL
LOTION AND SOAP
POSITIVE CURE FOR ALL SKIN
DISEASES.

POoll I'VE COhE FOh AL oNiN
DISEASES.
The wonderful discovery OF the famous
specialist In skin diseases, A. j. Fulton.
NJ. d.. Brooklyn. \. y.
sanozol treatment Is external only
During hot weather is the worst period
for
SUFFERERS FROM
Eczema, Lupus Herpes, i,ingworm,
prurigo scrofuloderma. skin Cancer,
pediculosis. Psoriasis. Ecthyfna, Llchcn.
sycosls and an other forms of uicerative.
scaly and parasitic skin diseases nnd im-
mediate relief and permanent cure by the
use of sanozol. II removes Pinlples and
Blackheads and cures sweaty or aching
feet
Some Of the now famous cures by san.
ozol treatment were fully described in tho
Brooklyn Daily Eagle OF March ~, 1904
Sanozol Lotion has hoen used to accom-
plish the now famous cure OF skin can
Ger described In the New York World OF
March 9th.
August Newman Of Enfield street near
Graves Pace. Brooklyn, writes that he
had been a sufferer from a skin eruption
for eight years called various names by
different physicians. Finally he was In
duced in sheer desperation. 20 try San-
ozol He enjoyed his first unbrolScn sicen
after The first bottle OF sanozoi His re-
ward for q conscientious treatment OF this
remedy FOR two months was complete
cure.
Write for testimonials and fun particn.
lars OF Sanozol treatment Gree OF charged
Treatment requires combined us OF 10.
tion and Soap. Sent on receipt OF price OF
al druggists.
lotion full haif-pint si.00; SOAP. &c PEI
cake or jar. q cakes. 65c)
Address Sanczol Laboratory. Dept b.
i5 i0o-iO2 Elton ST., Brooklyn. n. y.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31

True goodness is like the glowworIa
IN this, that it shines most when no
ayas except heaYen are uDon it.-Hare
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
Savannah by Sea-
BEST WAY TO

BEST WAY 10 l1tI
FLORIDA AND GEORGIA
Merchants and Miners Trans Cd.
steamers leave Baltimore for savanpaa,
Tuesday. Thursday and SATURDAY. ..
m.: leave Philadelphia. Tuesday ana
Friday at 8 p. m Mxcurslon Tickets
on sale ut low fares 70 Southern points.
including Meals and Berth on steamer.
Send for booklet o. r. Lucas. Aet-
Philadelphia. Pa.
W. p. Turner. G. P. A.. BAXo.. Nd.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
The sundiaI.

Time can never take
What time did not give:
When your shadows have all passed
/ shall live.
Henry Van Dyke In Harpers Maga-
zine.
Evening journal., 1905-05-31
ron THr SOUTH.

Atlantic Coast Line.-Express iz3 p
m. ard 1855 night. daily.
Southern Railway Express, 40 a. m,
$50. 6Ss and 7.51 p. m. daily.
Seaboard Air Line Railway.-Exprosa.
40 q. m. and 3s2 o. m daily.
Norfolk aud Western Raliway.-For
Memphis and New Orleans. 6.ss D. m.
daily.
Chesapeake and Ohio Railway. Express
1i.0l a. m. weekdays, S.l5 D. "a. daily.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

A SCHOOL FOR SPIDERS.
khe INSECTS Taught TO Weave Their
Webs Only on Bottles.

khe INSECTS Taught TO Weave Their
Webs Only on Bottles.
"This is my spiders school," said the
young woman, and with little stick
she brushed a few webs from the wall.
"Not much to look at, is it? Only
dozen rows Of wine bottles, great
many spiders and great many webs.
I make nevertheless n little money
out of the school.
Spiders webs are in demand among
surgeons and among the makers of GER
tain astronomical instruments, the sur
geons using them to stop hemorrhages
with and the instrument makers using
them in certain very delicate instru-
ments-instruments wherein, strange to
say, q human hair would not take their
place, because q hair is neither fine
enough nor durable enough to serve the
required purpose.
Besides selling the webs 1 also sell
the spiders. A corrupt class of wine
dealers buy the spiders. These men
put them among bottles Of new wine.
I train the spiders to weave on bottles
only-I tear down webs woven any
where else-and 1t Is amazing how
quickly these well schooled pupils Of
mine will cover a case Of port or claret
with cobwebs, giving to the wine an
appearance of great age.
six spiders in a week will add two
years to the aspect Of a dozen bottles
Of wine; hence you will readily see
how valuable the ugly little creatures
are to wine merchants Of a certain
pe"-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

One day in the eloakroom Of the SEN
ate, apropos of a discussion whether,
from an intellectual standpoint, states
men of the present fall below the
standard set by those of the past, one
of the members told the following
story:
There lived In Lee county, KY, a
local sage by the name Of Jesse Cole.
Jesse entertained the notion that the
present day type OF lawyer was not
to be compared with the jurists of the
old days. One day as he was entering
the courthouse at Beattyville he MOTTO
ed group of lawyers who were dis
cussing the points of o Case that was
to come up that day. Cole, disgusted
by their conversation, stepped up to
them and said:
Gentlemen, thirty or forty years
ago the lawyers in this state were
men-great, big, immense men, wear.
ing fur hats as big as bushel baskets.
But now, gentlemen, honestly believe
that q rellow could without the least
difficulty draw tomato can over the
head of any one Of you "-Harper's
Weekly.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09
younr Hunters Hard Luck.

"Some years ago." said hunter.
when 1 lived down on the eastern
shore of Maryland, where l was born,
/ had passed a whole day cunning rab-
bits and had not killed one. On my
way home through the woods / met
boy who had live rabbit Ashamed to
60 home empty handed, / gave the boy
25 cents for his rabbit.
ST then said to myself, i will tie
Mr.. Rabbit to bush and kill him, and
the folks at home will say Ed shot
rabbit took q shoestring and fas-
tened the rabbit to a bush and then
stood off, took aim and fired. When the
gun had stopped kicking / saw Mr..
Rabbit flying through the woods My
bullet had cut the shoestring In twain
and had set the little animal free
Baltimore American.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

No one class of inventions has been
so profitable to both the manufacturer
and the inventor as musical instru-
ments and appliances for same. Nu-
merous Improvements to the piano
have been a source of large fortunes,
and various devices are at present be-
ing continuously applied. Radically
new instruments possessing real merit
are the inventions needed in this line.
The public is always ready to adopt
almost anything new in both wind and
stringed strumeuts.-Inventor.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

That candy eating habit, g1rls-does
1t do you any good?
That tobacco habit, boys, or the oc-
casional treating or "beinS treated'@
is it Of real use or benefite
That way OF spending money on ev-
cry little trife that we fancy-is 1t Of
real use or benefit?
Those people whom we go to sec and
also entertain, yet really care nothing
for-is this society Of any real use OF
benefit?
Better one good friend Of nature,
stimulating, congenial and sympathetic.
saith the prophet, than host Of soci-
ETY. friends of the wreathed smile. the
nod and beck which conceal the sneer
These fads Of music or art or short
fits Of study-are they Of any real use
or benefit?
One branch Of knowledge concentrst-
ed upon amounts to more In the long
run.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

after luncheon that the committee OF
two set forth in quest OF 4 mother for
John Philip. It was a very startled
and amazed young lady who listened
to their plea. 1t was Columbia who Of
fered the most persuasive argument.
HE hasn't anybody but his Aunt
Rachel and his father" she said plead
ingly, AN he keeps your picture back
of vase, an
who keeps my picture?" Miss Cur
It's interrupted, her sweet face flush
ing a rose red.
why, John Philips father" Colum-
bia explained. Il s'pose you didn't
know bout it them"
"No, / didn't know" she said. 81
didn't know" she repeated to herself
again and again.
Now you know, an won't you
come, please% 1t was John Philip
who pleaded now. Miss Curtis stoop-
ed and took his freckIed little face be-
tween her slender white hands. III
think Of ii, DEAR" she promised, but
1t will be better not to mention your
your proposal to your father"
John Philip did not agree with her.
and that very evening he broke the
news to his unsuspectine father. Co
lumbia, with rare delicacy, had declin-
ed to be present.
Daddy" John Philip said bluntly, "I
asked her-Columbia an me-"
Philip Brown looked up from his pa
per- He was fine specimen of man
hood-strong of body and mind, clean
Of heart and still on the sunny side'
Of forty.
Asked whom?" he said asked
what?"
Miss Curtis, you know IL asked
her to be my mother"
Philip Brown sat up very straight
and stared at his small son and heir.
Don't you want herr" the little fel-
low said, struggling manfully to keep
back the tears. Il said was sure you
wanted her, same as | did"
"What did she say2" Tho question
came from betWeen white lips.
:.She didn't know you had her pic
ture till Columbia told her. She said
cAe u lAAiih duoul II, Dul L u DetteE uOl
tell you I'd asked her to-
But John Philip was talking to the
empty air. His father was out of the
room before the last sentence was nm
ished. He had seizsd his hat and van
ished
Gee" John Philip said to himself,
we've done it now, guess-Colum-
bia an mer'
They had. The bride and groom said
SO on their Wedding day. John Philips
sather had suggested that the orches-
ira play Hail Columbia" while the
knot was being tied, but, strange to
say, the bride elect objected.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09
Duty. Then Pleasure.

Mr.. Nasmyth, the inventor OF the
steam hammer, once said: IF I were
to try to compress into one sentence
the whole of the experience Of an active
and successful life and offer 1t to
young men as a rule and certain recipe
for success in any station, 1t would be
comprised in this: Duty first; pleasure
second From what 1 have seen OF
young men and their after progress
am satisfied that what is generally
termed bad fortune Ill luck and
misfortune is In nine cases out of
ten simply the result Of inverting this
simple maxim. My own experience
conyinces me that absence of success
arises In the great majority Of cases
from want of self denial and want OF
common sense. The worst maxim or
all maxims is, Pleasure first; work and
dntv second"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09
sword stands In Churches.

Sword stands came into use in Lon
don churches when it became custom,
ary to carry the city sword before the
lord mayor as he went to church in
state, During service the sword was
placed In the stand or case provided
for it, and in his own church the lord
mayor generally had the stand placed
conveniently near to or In his family
pew. This easteIn, which was quite
camnea before the end of the six
teenth century, apparently began IN
the reign of Elizabeth, The state Wis
its to the city churches We're discontin-
ued in the mayeraity of Sir R. N. Fow
her lSS3.-London Standard.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09
arrn,ruou. English.

Have you ever tried to explain the
various meanings Of some OF our Eng
lish verbs to foreigner?" asked lady
who employs many servants. My
German maid went to the drug store
the other day for some headache medi-
sine and returned very much puzzled
1.-The man say, "vill you take 1t or
shall send it?"' she reported. Eef he
do not send 1t, how can take ttT :"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09
CouIdn't BE Possible,

"Your symptoms" pronounced tine
physician, indicate hydrocephalus
"What's that"
'Water ON the BRAIN"
TT can't be that, DOCTOR" said Mr..
Jagway, greatly relieved. II haven't
drunk drop of it for six months.
Exchange.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

"Oh, Ouch! Stop thatr' yelled Tom
my.
'Why, Tommy, aren't you ashamedY'
exclaimed his mother, II wouldn't cry
like that If ii were my hair that was
hAine combed.'
'I'll bet you would if I wuZ doin' the
combin'," replied Tommy fiercely,-a
Catholic Standard and Times,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

Adele Harry is a brute! Estelle-
What is the matter now? Adele-He
boughe my engagement ring while he
was on trip to Chicago, and l will
never be able to find out how much It
cost.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

Doing is the great thing, for if, reso-
lutely, people do what is right they
come to like doing it.-Ruskin.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-03-09

While petty thieves are hanged, peo-
pie take Off their hats to great ones
Old German Proverb.