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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1905-11-09
The Real EngIishman.

According to La Revue, Paris, the
natural Englishman is entirely hidden
under the Icy mantle Of the social in
dividual. But this stiff attitude, this
unbending and undertaking morality,
is only mask which conceals pas
sionate sensibility, goodness and
boundless self-sacrifice.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1905-11-09
Padded Expense Account.

Los Angeles, Nov. 6. ~ Everett B.
Thomas, former supervisor of the gov
eminent forest reserves In Southern
California, was indicted by the United
States grand jury charged with hav-
ing presented false and fictitious
claims for expenses to the secretary
of the interior.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1905-11-09
BROWN WAS FOUND GUILTY.
Former Newton Lawyer Convicted Of
subornation Of Perjury.

Chicago, Nov. 7. w. Eugene
Brown, formerly member Of the Kan.
sas legislature and for several years
an attorney in Chicago, was found
guilty for subordination Of perjury by
jury in Judge McEwan's court
Brown had previously been dis
barred by the supreme court. Mayor
Dunno being one of the witnesses
against him. The charge on which
Brown was found guilty was that he
had offered the manager of Chicago
detective bureau 5000 to give alleged
false evidence in regard to worth
less check for $4,000 over which
Brown had had trouble.
Brown, who though disbarred, was
allowed to act as his own attorney,
and made motion for new trial.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1905-11-09
Captured a Moor.

Tangier, Nov. S.-Raisuli's men, by
his orders, have captured, near the
gate Of the principal market place in
Tangier, a Moor named Abdelslam
AkahbOn.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1905-11-09
Boy Killed at Football.

Alton, ILL.,, Nov. s. - James Squires,
aged 1S years, member of the Alton
high school football team, died from
injuries received October q in a
game.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1905-11-09

London, Nov. 6. A dispatch to a
news agency from Odessa says the
proclamation being due to an official
blunder.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1905-11-09

The coal dealer shouldn't expect his
words to carry as much weight as his
wagons.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
The Poor Editor.

The stork disappears, and we look IN
TO the cradle and behold male child
After running the gantlet OF measles
mumps and chickenpox lie enters
school At the age Of ten he Is the ter
ror of the neighborhOod. At twelve ne
is an apprentice in a printing office. Al
eighteen he has acquired two cases OF
long primer type and an Army press
and IS the editor OF country neWSpa-
per. At twenty he IS married. Al 'hlr.
" he is baldheaded, stoop shouidereu
and IS the father Of Il large FAMILY. Al
thlrty-fve he is corpse in a cheap
pine coffin, and as 800 delinquent SUD
scribers file past his bier for the last
look they are heard to say. He was d
good fellow. but he couldn't save Ills
y."-Lockwood (Mo) Times.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
Bird EiOcufion.

The blue jay is a great elocutionlst
and gives utterance 10 many unlocked
for remarks, but the one most often
heard n the woods relates TO the pos
session of "chee-t -tidley-enk." Just eX-
actly what sort OF creature or thing
this Is no one can tell, but whenever L
am in the woods | hear the jays eX-
claim "Cbee-tidlcy -cnk - got him." to
which the meadow lark in the pasture
e. airing replies, "Oh-s0-cheap,' with a
most sarcastic drawl op the so ana
an infection on the cheap" AS rule.
the meadow lark says his say while
pcrched OH fence post, and he talks
with his month wide open. There are
lot Of little people In the thicketsWho
are always in such hurry and talk so
fast that it IS difficult to tell what they
SAY. There Is that gayly cOlored little
fellow the red start. crying, "I-Wet
wce-whe-wh -whisett," and the dainty
summer yellow bird, who has some
thing 10 say in the same line and much
in fine sane manner What he wants
Is wheat. and. although. he never eats
it. his constant cry is, Wheat, wheat
t'weat wheat. wheat, wheat.S- Dan
Beard IN Recreation.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
Crocl,ctt and the Mules.

When Davy Crockett sat IN the MI
tienal legislature aS Il representative oi
the state of Texas he had many clashes
with men of more education, but less
Wit. than himself. 1t Is told OF MN
that one day while standing In front
Of his hotel on Pennsylvania avenue Il
swarm of mules trotted by under the
custody of an overseer from one OF the
stock farms in Virginia. y congress
man from Boston. who was standing
near by. attracted Crockett's attention
TO the unusual sight, saying:
Hello there, Crockett Here's lot
of your constituents on parade. Where
are they going"
The celebrated hunter looked at the
animals with a quizzlcal glance ana
then. turning TO the other, said quietly
but with great emphasis, They are go,
ing to Massachusetts TO teach schooi,
-Harper's Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23

The expression the curve OF health
which was first used by Oliver Wen
dell Holmes. himself a physician, indi
Gates in modern mathematical faShiol
the fuctuating changes in bodil!
health. OF which all are at times awar'
ana which may be expressed by vary
ing curves outlined on paper.
Many imagine that the normal stat'
Of health IS best represented by
straight line. This is by no means tn
case. There IS Il rhythmic undulato'
in the how of our vital force. The q
namo which furnishes the worhlh'
powers of consciousness and action ha
its annual. monthly. daily waves. eve
its momentary ripples. We have on
bad times ana good times. Some D.
careful observation OF the rise and i|l
Of this curve. have So adjusted thei
HOLIDAYS and times OF rest ana actlVlt
as To conserve their energies ana avon
the snares Of disease. IL IS from nj
knowledge of this curve that the tain
ily physician can act successfully
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
Booth md Lincoin's Death Mask.

A touching TeminiScenCe OF the great
actor Edwin B-,)th Is told In cOnnec-
ton with Lawrence IIuttOn's collection
of death masks in Talks In q Libra
ry." recorded By Isabel Moore:
Camt'S was one Of the two masks IN
the collection which affected Booth
most. The other, IA turally enough, but
In a very. very different way. was that
of Lincoln | shall never forget the
first time he saw the Lincoln mask.
Tie asked innocently enough whose II
was. AMI when | told him, my heart
for a moment stopping to beat, he rose
from bis seat. took ii IN his hands and
looked at il for long time without q
word What it meant 10 him we can
Imaglne The whole awful, awful busi-
ness calnp back 70 him-the mad, dead
brother: the martyred. murdered presi-
dent. Still. without word, he put ii
hack I'm its place. and il seemed To he
rs he did 80 that he kissed il with his
fingers | have seen him in that room
look M il silently over his pipe many
and many a time. But he never touch
ed II or spoke Of it again, even 10 me
What h. thought of it heaven only
knows
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Your ship IS not likely 20 come in un-
less you 20 after IL
No man thinks he Is bore, although
he knows that many of the other men
are.
No wonder people have 50 little re-
spect for advice; there j. 80 much that
is worthless.
Polltcncss Is rcfralning from telling
Il man he Is fool every time you
think he Is one.
You would be awfully lonesome II
every one in the world were as good
as you think you are.
If YOU have written letter, read ii
carefully before sending. If the words
Burn this" appear take your own ad
vice ut once.
Painting Is a great winner In argu
ments. If woman can faint wheI
things don't suit her her husband vii
always see that she gets her way
Atchison Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
The Kitchen In China.

"In China everything seems 10 us 10
go by contrary, and the front part OIL IL
the house IS devoted to the Kitchen
says missionary. Upon entering the
house at the front door one is intro
duced into the culinary department
and so important an adjunct to a
household Is the kitchen that the popu-
lotion Of towns and cities throughout
the empire is reckoned by the NUMBER
Of kitchens within the walls. Brick
chimneys in China are a thing unheard
Of and the smoke from the ire Is al
lowed TO roll lazily along the ceiling
ont into the court or through an aper'
ture made I'm the roof. The kitchen hre
+; Is usually built in mud stove loi
any other kind of stove Is unnearu
Of among the poor classes."-ChicagC
| Chronicle
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
The Great Salt Lake Bridge.

The longest bridge in the world
stretches across Great Salt like. e
was constructed at m enormous cost
10 save time and money. Before tie
bridge was built the railroad skirted
the north end OF the lake. NOw i cuts
OF forty-three miles OF road ana runs
directly from ogden TO Lucin. Tie
cost of this remarkable bridge was
s.. 100000. The piles were brought
from the Oregon and Texas forests.
BY placing all the piles together they
would measure nearly 100000 feet.
There are more than eleven miles OF
permanent trestling. nearly the entire
length being under water, which is
from thirty TO thirty four feet deep.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
EonIa Al fhe DOCTORS.

"There is hale and hearty looking
old chap walking about town. remark
ed n New York physician lately, who
for years has had complication OF dis
eases which make him most interesting
TO the profession. The ailments OF
which he shows undeniable symptoms
are rarely seen in combination and the
state OF his inner workings Is matter
for speculation among the doctors who
have examined him.
"T;!e old fellow himself loves to tell
that when he first asked medical ad'
vice some twenty years ago the phy'
sic!an. a famous practitioner In those
days. wrote across the diagnosis he had
put down on paper: This man cannot
live thirty days. | should Ike To be
present Gt The autopsy That great
doctor has been dead these many years,
and the dying patient sfll smiles cheer
fully and seeks a cure for his malady
Queer isn't itT-New York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
oldest Dwellings In Europe

One of the very earliest human set
Elements In Europe Is Roche Corbon'
ON the banks OF the Loire, seven miles
nbove Tours. Here limestone Gins
stretch for miles and are pigeonholed
with caves, which are on different lev
els and open on 10 terraces. When the
rest Of the country was nOtllhS Oul
forest land Roche Corbon was thriV-
Ing settlement Inhabited by wild skin
clad predecessors of the present cave
dvellers. These terraces and caves
were formed 10y the action OF mighty
rivers. and during the glacial period
when the climate OF that portion oI
France was very severe, man drove
out the bears aud hyonas and took ref
uge in these natural shelters, which
faced south. and 50 became human SET
Elements OF primitive sort Near al
hand were the rivers and great forests
full OF fish and game.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
UNCORPORATED.)
Harrisonhurg, Virginia.
THE PUZZLE TANKARO.

IL Was Feature Of thc Se'
Century Tavern.
This is i puzzle tankard'' said t''
andquary. Try it."
The tankars. of peculiar shape VIII.
ode little sp0uts prOtrudlnG IRON II "
uurypcctcd places. WAS made OF blue
Glazed ware. and on il was scratched
the stanZa:
From Mother Earth
J claim my birth;
I'm made 4 joke for man.
But now I'm here,
Filled with good cheer.
Come taste me if you can.
The old. man filed tie vessel Wi
fair water. and the youth tried 10 driiA
from il. He could not, though. sicceej
To Whatever spout he put his Fps t1'
wafer refused to flow from that open
ing. 1owing from half dozen other
ones instead all over his face and neck
That's enough for me- he said.
"This puzzle tankard." said the ant
nuary. dates back To the scventeenti
century. Every tavern had one in tioS'
da-s. The landlord would iiH 1t VIII
ale or sack or beer. a2d 4 yon cox.
empty 1t down ypur throat you 20
your drink for nothing. Otherwise yo'
nuSt stand treat. Many seventeen
century laugh these puzzle tankard
mrSt have caused.
ut was. yOu know. quite Impossible
unaidcd. 10 solve Il tankards Secre'
The scclct Of this tankard Of mine !
to place your little finger over the iui
thcr spout. your thumb over that Oh
and your left hand thumb over IN
bulb. Now you can drink. you sec
| from the small undcrspout i'll comfort
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
The Oriole and the Bee.

Birds. their heads being small, are
usually regarded as stupid, but an am
ateur naturalist has pointed out PROOF
that the oriolc at least il very lnteIil-
gent. Take the orioles habitat III 'h'
summer. he said. and all around II yoV
will ind the decapitatcd bodies OF bee'
The oriole Is fond OF honey, and he ha-
discovered somehow that the bee cai
ries honey in sac. Accordingly D.
rushes down on the insect. SnipS o. II
head. removes its viscera and thei
swallows the honey that is now lni'
bare. This shows intelligence on III
orioles part, but have not yet dc
scribed the thing which shows th'
birds reasoning power most strongly
II IS the stlngless male white headed
bees that the orlole slays. The sting
ing bee he leaves alone wisely.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
rrLn nnnIIx ..GOOI Wan y

II you are really "a good man. Il
YOU can really do good work In an!
line YOU do not need capital. In ever!
trade newspaper you will find adver
tisements OF this character: The serV
ices OF a good man more importah
than capital" A cry goes up from e'
cry quarter for really good men, mei
who can accomplish results, men wh'
will not cause more trouble around
shop than their services are worth. "
course you say you are "a good man.
but If you can prove 1t you are al
right There is 10 end TO the poSslDill
ties Of a young man who has good haU
It's. good health and is able to do some
thing well.-Atchison Globe.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
Let the Cat Ont Of the Bag.

A certain English innkeeper's family
conducted Il weekly rattle. In this rafie
the prizes were turkeys, ducks, young
pigs, baskets Of eggs and such Ike
rural commodities. A quantity OF
steel disks, numbered from l to 20,
were put into black bag, and the lit
tie daughter Of the innkeeper put her
hand In the bag and drew "a disk for
each sDeculator in turn. The person
whose number was the highest got the
prize.
Well. il had been noticed that the
innkccpers wife got the prize pretty
frequently. but nothing was thought
of this by the simple, honest rural folk,
one evening, though, the little girl,
with her hand in the bag, paused. IL
was her mothers turn and she did not
draw forth her mothers disks IN her
usual quick and careless way. She
rummagcd about The other rafiiers
looked at one another oddly. The inn
keeper said:
"COme. come. child, hurry up"
But father" t!d the little girl, Il
can't find the hot one" .
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
The Name NOnh.

Not many persons are sufficiently nc
Guainted with the Bible TO know that
Noah was the name of woman lis
well as Of the patriarch.
at an inquest IN England female
witness gave her Christian name as
Noah" The coroner remarked that
be had never before known Il woman
70 bear the name. Wheraupon the wit
ness. who was we'll posted in the orl
gin of her singular prcnomen. said:
1T is "A Bible name, sir; you'll find II
in the last chapter of the book of NUN
berS."
Reference was duly made, and in
the eleventh verse of the thirty sixth
chapter the coroner found mention
made OF "Mahlah, Tlrzah and Hogan
and Micah and Noah, the daughters oi
Zelophehad."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
Church weddings and Cards.

While 1t is a popular custom to issue
cards of invitation + atten a church
wedding. il is cutire'y c0ltr y to the
teaching understood TO b. implied b.
the church cdilice. No = iya.e family
has a right to issue invitation u tie
House IF God to witness the perform
ance Of rite within the said house as
thougl for the time being the latter
had be II given over 10 them for the.r
own particular use. \ wedding Ia u
church is not private but rather q
public rite, at which any parshioner
who wishes may be present without a.
invitation from any one. Gods hOu .
is at all times public place OF wor-
ship, the very spirit Of which is urtc-
ly opposed to cards Of invitation. r.
Church Eclectic.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23

Every one when he speaks or Dutcf
courage means courage that Is induced
nv the CUP that cheers and also inebr'
ates-pot valiancy, in short, the eXacl
oppositc OF what has been called tive
o'clock-in-thc morning" courage. Ihre'
different origins of the expression have
been suggested According to some
"Dutch" in this case IS used simply a
the adjective corresponding TO The
noon Hollands, as applied to thai
kind of ardent spirits. Others asser'
positively that the phrase arose as
sneer at the Dutch troops who showed
the white feather Of FOntenoy. Bu
perhaps tie best explanation Is ina
this uncomplmentary allusion TO tn
Dutch refers to a practice common II
former times in Holland Of encourag
Ing those who were condemned to eX
ecution to drink heavily before the.
were hanged.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
Kecn Your Brain busy.

DR.. Duke. the leading English brain
specialIst, says the trouble with most
brains Is that they are not kept busy
enough. The brain ought never rest
except during sleep, and most persons
take too much Of that. A good, healthy
circulation of blood would be main
tanned In the brain II professional men
would relax themselves from their In
tellectual pursuits, not in golf. but III
chess problems and scientific inyestiga-
tfonS
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
MAILING md Balancing.

1t is pointed out that in walking or
running the arms and legs produce &
balancing" like that OF the reciprocal
ing and revolving parts of a locomo-
tive The movements Of the legs react
upon the trunk and tend 10 rotate IL I'D
alternate directions about a vertical
axis. But the swinging OF the arms
each in unison with the opposite ieg'
produces an opposing mechanical cou
nle. the effect of which Is to rotate the
trunk I'm the other direction, thus bal
ancing. in part at least, the rotating
action of the legs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
FAITH IN YOURSELF.
IT Is Absolutely Necessary IL You BE-
come a Success.


What would you think of a young
man. ambitious to become a lawyer,
who should surround himself with n
medical atmosphere and spend his time
reading medical books? DO you think
he would ever become a great lawyer
by following such cOursef No, he
must put himself into Il law atnos-
pherc. where he can absorb il and he
steehed in It until he Is attuned 10 the
legal note. He must be grated into
the legal tree so that lie can feel its
sap circulating through him.
How long would 1t take il young man
TO become successful who puts himself
.nto IN atmosphere OF failure and re
mains I'm ii until ne Is soaked 10 satura-
lion with the idea How long would
1t take man who dcpreciatcs himself.
talks IF failure. thinks offHilure, walks
like failure ana dresses Ike ii failure
who IS always complaining Of the in
,urmountabic difficulties In his way
and whose every step is on the road
TO failure how long would it take him
TO arrive at the success goalt Would
any onc believe in him or expect him,
TO win!
The majority of failures began to de
teriorate by dOUbtIng or dcpreciating
themselves. or 10y losing confidence In
their own ability. The moment you
harbor doubt and begin 10 lose faitG
IN yourself YOU capitulatc to the enemy.
Every time You acknowledge weak
ness. incificicncy or lack Of ability
you weaken your SELF confidence, and
that is 10 undermine tie very fOunda-
ton of Ill achievements.
So long rs YOU carry around fail
ure atmosphere and radiatc doubt and
discouragomcnt you will DE Il failure.
Turn about face. cut Oft all the cur
rents of failure thoughts. of diScOurag-
ed thoughts. Boe.y 1ace your goal
with a stout heart ana 'terInined en-
deavor and you VIII find that things
will change for you; but you must see
new world before YOU can live in
il. II is 10 what YOU see, TO what You
believe. 10 what you struggle inces-
sanity to attain that yoq VIII approx
mate.-Orison SWEET Marden in Sue
cess Magazine
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
The ChignOn, 1771.

had my heddus roll on. Aunt otorer
said it ought to be made less. Aunt Dem
ing said it ought not to be made AT all.
1t makes my head itch and ache ana
burn like anything, mamma. This Ia
nous roll is not made wholly or req
COW tail, but is mixture OF that ana
horsehalr very coarse) and little hu-
man hair Of yellow hue, that sup
pose. was taken out Of the back part
Of an old wig Nothing renders young
person more amiable than virtue ana
modesty without the help of false hair'
red COW tail and D Cthe barDer)'-
"DIary OF Anna Green Winslow,' Alice
Mono Earle, III.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23
WHAT HE WOULD DO.
Colonel Hayes Had m Answer Ready
For General Scott.


OF Colonel John c. Hayes, who
served with distinction under General
Winfield Scott in the Mexican war, an
amusing story is told by L. f.. Parish
i'm his Cold Hunters Of California"
Hayes, with his command, had been
out scouting. On his return he made
no report to General Scott, who sent
for him. General Scott was verita-
BILE martinez in enforcing military dis
cipline. After Hayes was seated in the
commanders headquarters Scott SAID,
Colonel Hayes, | have received no re-
port of your expedition against the
padre." II did not think 1t worth
whf1e," said Hayes. "tivery officer of
the army is required TO make full re-
port of everything to his superior oiii-
Ger. Please make your report verbal
~"
Hayes began by saying that he struck
the PADRES trail on II certain day fol
lowed il for two days. and on the third
day, while his command was resting ut
noon and taking their sieSta, the OLD
padre came down on them. The boys
gathered themselves together and whip
ped the Mcxicans off, killing quite n
number of the padres command. His
own loss was ,niiicant-On Killed
and three wounded. "Surprised You,
eh?" queried Scott "Yes; we were not
expecting him "Whcre were your
picietsf" Did not have any"
What" shouted General Scott II
colonel IN the regular army Of the
United States 20 into camp in the
heart of the enemy's country and nev-
pr place n picket on guard? What
would You do if surprised when
aslcepY" Shoot the first man that
walked me up was the cool reply.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1905-06-23

throughout her career Venice In
-n!rcd In her Sons such devotion as
passcs the patriotism OF most peoples.
They rcvcrcd her is queen, they loved
her as mother. Although an exclusive
oligarchy ruled the state, yet every
Venetian felt that Venice belonged 10
him. St Mark was the patron equally
Of doge and dustman. The legend
which all believed, the pageants II
which even the humblest had his place
srrang out OF the heart of the whole
people and symbolZed the unity whlcI
hound all together. And life In Venice
mere physical life, was pleasant TO q
larger proportion OF the inhabitants
and during more generations than j
has been in any other city. No wonder
therefore. hat when Tintoret, the
greatest u her painterS-in so man!
rc-Iwcts the greatest Of all painters
" commissioned - decorate the vas
Will Of the hall Of the great council
W shing 10 express the feeling OF ever!
Venetian toward his Incompatible city
he ch.se for his subject paradise
Thavcr's History of Venice"