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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19
indian Head. n. ". T.


Immigration Branch. Department of
the Interior, Ottawa. Canada
Am sending you the return Of two
aelds Of wheat grown on my home
farm yast year. These returns are
perfectly accurate, and not over-esti-
mated
1 summer-fsllow about one-third OF
ny farm every year, and sfterward
take OF two crops and summer-fallOW
again The summeT-falloE is plOughed
twice during the summer. first shall
low, afterwards deep and no weed al
lowed TO grow. The stubble is left
as long as possible when cutting the
first crop, and is burned the following
spring, drilled directly afterwards, and
narrowed after drilling This gives
much better result than fall-plOugh-
ing
Field No. l. Quarter-section fal-
lowed 1903. yield 81 bushels per acre
This wheat is netting at present time
Sc per bushel.
For 81 bushels per acre.. Sass
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19
penanc. starcn

should be in every household, none 50
good. besides o. more for 10 cents than
any other brand OF cold water starch
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

How did he happen to marry that
woman g Her voice won him Why,
she cant speak a word She's a mute. 20
Welt"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

DO you want IS o. instead Of u o. Tor
same money! Then buy Defiance Starch
Requires no c0okinE-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

What is it, sir?'' asked the workman
who had been hailed by Mr.. Crabley.
There's q piano in here that I want
you to tx" said that gentleman.
But ! amt piano tuner; I'm a car
penter"
Il know, want you to nail the LID
down"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

Some women are more afraid CT
mouse than they are Of q dentis-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

Edna-The literary club met with me
yesterday afternoon. Annals that
500 What did you have TO eat?
Sse latter a little tilt)-I'H promise,
hubby, to be real nice to you after this
more I certainly can't do. He-Yes,
you can keep the promise.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19
A TRAINED NURSE
After Years of Experience. Advises Women In
Regard to Their Health.

Mrs. Martha POhlmsn
Of 55 Chester Avenue.
Newark, n. J., who is q
graduate Nurse from the
BlOckley Training School,
at Philadelphia, and for
six years Chief Clinic
Nurse at the Philadelphia
Hospital, writes the letter
printed below. She has
the advantage Of personal
experience, besides her
professional education,
and what she has TO say
may be absolutely relied
upon
Many other women are
afflicted as she was They
can regain health in the
same way. 1t IS prudent
to heed such advice from
such q source
Mrs, POhlman writes:
I an firmly persuaded,
after eight years Of experience
with Lydia E Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, that it
Is the safest and best medicine
for any suffering woman to
use.
Immediately after nv
marriage 1 found that my
health began to fail me. Ibe-
came weak and pale, with Sc
we're bearing-dOWn pains, fear
ful backaches and frequent
dizzy spells. The doctors pre-
Ecribed for n yet I did not
improve / would bloat after
eating and frequently become
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

Mrs Highstyle Cat a fashionable
party)-"Oh, oh, OH That horribly
vulgar Miss Psyche is here"
Mrs iFnestyle-'I do not know her"
Mrs Highstyle-"YOu need not want
to. The coarse creature shamelessly
says that she is going TO marry for
love"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

Fellow citizens exclaimed the
shaggy haired orator, "Iet US live up to
our principles, and we shall"
You've got a whole lot of things TO
live down first!' yelled a Ted-faced
man in the audience, who seemed to
know him
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

DO you consider Buskin a great &C
tor?''
NO" answered Nj. Stormington
Barnes.
He speaks very admiTingly Of your
performance"
'Ruskin is not a good actor, but he
Is a remarkably fine critic
A man can make a lot Of money by
not being a candidate for public Of
fee.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-05-19

NSSCB AliIeu WllSOA-
Agents Of the Government Of Cana
"a will be pleased to furnish full in
formation as TO rates
Arizona republican., 1905-02-04
"TWELFTH NIGHT"

A gorgeous panorama of ever chang ng pictures passing in review-such is the revival of Twelfth Night which manager Jules Murry will present here on next Monday, Feb. 6, at the Hard wick theater, with Miss Marie Vain wright as Viola, and an all star cast In her support. This famous Shakes pearean comedy has rarely if ever, been seen in so complete and perfect man ner Is it will be given here by Miss Wainwright. The best cast Obtainable is engaged in the interpretation of all the characters. The best scenic artists and the finest designers painted the scenery and designed the costumes. The lightning and electric effects as well as the properties are by the best mechanics in the profession. And in Miss Wainwright MT. Murry certainly has not only the foremost Shakes pearean actress but the admittedly foremost exponent of the part of Viola That such conditions would tend to make the revival a success was to be expected, but that this production and presentation would prove to be the enormous popular hit which it has de- monstrated it is, not even MT Murry himself had any idea of. And this simply goes to prove that the public at large-the great maSseS-lOve Shakespeare; that they want Shakes peare. but that they want him worthily staged and ably interpreted. MT Mur-. ry has done this, and the result is un- precedented success.
 Seats on sale at Goodman's. Prices: S1.50, S100, soc.
Arizona republican., 1905-02-04
ADJUSTMENTS


MATINEE TODAY-This afternoon the Noble company will give a bar gain matinee for the benefit of the la dies and children. The prices for the afternoon will be 10c for children and zoe for adults to all parts of the house. The play has been selected with a view of pleasing the children especially and will be a production of Maggie Nit
 chelIs old favorite, 'Fanchon, the Cricket" The play from it's first pro- ductiOn in New York, where it had one of the longest runs on record, has always proved a most pleasing one. The company has been making a spe- cial feature of this bill for matinees this season and have given it Q, very elaborate production with special scenery, stage settings and correct costumes. The engagement closes to- night with a production of East Lynne.
Arizona republican., 1905-02-04

had been coming in about the malls, especially on the suburban delivery route Mrs. Tiger complained that a yellow cat had intercepted her letters and the monk kicked because an Irish man had moved into the neighbor- hood and collared everything in sight. The buzzard sent in notice that he'd quit unless the hawk returned Billy Bryans latest Commoner by which he was keeping cases on the location of dead issues
 So Allah saw he must get a hump on him and distribute new handles and addresses. He turned in a messenger call and sent around for all birds and beasts to line up. He called up the eagle and told him to take charge of the feathered outfit down in the valley and see that they were all provided with door plates. Then he wired the lion to corral his kind in the mountain fastness for the distribution of calling cards and credentials. The eagle took and picked the remains of a canary out of his teeth while the birds blew in. The old residenters were given seats of honor and he had worked pretty we'll through the bunch of new mem bers when a tall, long-legged, long necked individual with big, wondering, innocent looking eyes came balancing in with measured stride, like an anna teur leading woman looking for a raise in salary.
 "Hullo," said the eagle, "who are you?"
 I'm not fixed yet" "- said the newcom- CT. I'd like real pretty name, some thing with hyphen, please"
 My hyphens are all working" said the eagle. You're something of a size. Fly up. chase yourself through tho air bit while I look you over.'
 "FIy?" cried the Iong-necked one in mild surprise. How utterly absurd. I never fly"
 At this a scream and whir of deri- sion from the convention caused the applicant to blush about the sills and down the front of his long legs.
 Not hy!" screamed the eagle. tow ering with rage, "a bird and not fly. You're no bird; you're a beast"
 Excuse me, 1 wasn't certain,' was the mild apology. The convention broke into an uproar.
 "A beast! A nasty beast! Drive him out! To the mountains with him!" was the wild cry, and every wing shook with becoming indignation. The offending applicant turned and put on his high speed lever. About ten min utes of thirty-feet strides brought him to the brow of the mountains where a deafening discOrd of yelps, cries. roars and grunts told him that the beastIy convention of the other party was in session.
 "Hullo!" said a very long-necked, spotted individual with four legs, as our unclassified friend came up I'm glad to see you. I'm MT. Giraffe. I'm having trouble about my linen. I can't get any collars high enough. Perhaps if we were to cOmbine-'
Arizona republican., 1905-02-04

A terrific roar broke over the politi- cal babble shaking the ground and jostling a few tail feathers from the new conner. He had been spotted by the lion. His majesty had breakfast ed on the Irishman that morning, much to the satisfaction of the monk, and now having distributed his last pack age of cognOmens to late arrivals he was feeling good natured and cracking jokes with a herd of society buds. A maiden hyena was laughing bOistrous- ly and making believe she had never heard why a hen crossed the road when his royal highncss let loose the thunders that made things jingle. A silence so deep you could hear it fell over the assemblaSe.
 The Lion raised his FOrepaugh and pointed it at the intruder, while with his Ringing he clutched at his whis- kers.
 You rubLer-necked picture-hat on stilts," he cried, "how dare you enter this domain? Back where you belong! Your place is with the birds.''
 I'm not a bird, was the mild re- ply. 'at least the eagle says so. He sent me to you. He says I'm a. beast"
 What! A beast with feathers?" A groan went up from the cOncourse.
 "Oh, by St. Paul and Minneapolis!" roared his kinGship, and his Bangor Maine shook with the latest rage. Then since you are not a bird I'll swear you're not a beast! As the eagle drove you out so do I. To the desert with you! With the birds of the air and the beasts of the field I pronounce you OSTRAC ACIZED!"
 The silence was unpunctured for a moment except by a look of wonder in the eyes of the culprit. Then he asked quietly:
 What size, please?'
 "Ostrich sized!" said the monk, then he ducked for the tallest tree and hung by his tail.
 A riot of rage and mirth broke loose. The cause of all the trouble turned and fled to the desert After trOttiuE a thousand miles he paused for breath
 I'm an ostrich" he said. He look ed around him. Its lucky there's plenty of food here.'
 And he swallowed a cobblestOae.
 EDWIN BARBOUR.
Arizona republican., 1905-02-04
NAMING OF THE OSTRICH: ss.ssss: s.:ss
How That Bird or Beast Secured It's
 Classification.

Did you ever hear how the ostrich was named? The Arabs tell it some thing like this:
 Allah had been busy with a new rain box with which he intended to sprinkle the desert after he had showed a si- moon over it and swept it up for a new legal holiday.
 In the mantime new birds and beasts had been appearing which he had neg Iected to keep tabulated or assign to any special continent for pasturage and aerial suspension. Complaints
Arizona republican., 1905-02-04
TO CURE A coLDIN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets All druggists refund the money If 1t fails to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
Arizona republican., 1905-02-04
WANT AN oFFER-MUsT
RanCh

NEW MANAGEMENT, ON A MOD
 ERIN SYSTEM. A Home for Tourists and Health
 Seekers.
 This place is in the most delightful situation in the vaIley-surrounded by olives, oranges, peppers, roses, etc, with the famous crosscut canal flowing in front, blending the music of its many falls with the glorious painted des- ert' all about it.
 You can have a cosy room in a brick house or a tent on the desert. Telephone connection with Phoenix. You can have your own horse or carriage, or rent of us.
 trained nurse will look after you if you have a little sick spell.
 FOOD THE VERY BEST WE
 CAN BUY.
 Rates from $10 to S15 a week. No dust, no smoke, no noise, no worry. The best air, the best food just what your doctor ordered when you left home.
 p. o. BOX o. PHONE BLACK s.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1905-07-06

this work completed, the congress,
on the I'd day of August signed the
document. By this time, however,
the membership had changed slight
ly, SO that the "Signers" were not
quite identical with the body of dele
gates who had declared independ.
ence.
Presumably it was at this time, If
ever that Hancock, making his
great familiar signature, jestingly said
that John Bull could read that with
out spectacles; then becoming more
serious, began to impress upon his
comrades the necessity OF their all
hanging together in this matter
Yes, indeed, interrupted Franklin,
we must all hang together, or as
suredly we shall all hang separately.
When it comes to the hanging, said
Harrison, the luxurious, heavy gen
tleman from Virginia, to the little
meagre Gerry OF Massachusetts,, 4
shall have the advantage OF you; it
will all be over with me long before
you have done kicking in the air. .
Thus did the Congress complete
its work. And though what had
been done was merly the verbal dec
laration of an already existing state
OF affairs, through long and gloomy
years full of toll, of bloodshed, and
OF terrible ..privation were necessary
to maintain the Declaration, yet the
/ importance OF that work can never
be overestimated. 1t united the
country in pursuance OF definite
aim, and made backward steps i'm
possible. 1t rendered possible the
aid from France. Not least of all, it
gave to the orld that document, the
Declaration itself. In these days i.
is somewhat in fashion to question
the doctrines set forth in THAT instru-
ment as "impracticable." Notwith-
standing, the Declaration ,sremains'
one Of the grandest monuments in
the progress Of human freedom.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-24

OF fine quality cambric trimmed
on rufflc with fine embroidery;
are amply proportional; are care
fully finished, we'll made and could
not be duplicated anywhere unde
cialy priced for the White Fair at
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-24

Watch for ad in Tuesday morning papers announc-
ing White Fair sale of embroideries The offerings
will be of such great value that this big will be
packed with ready customers. Thousands upon thou
sands of the very newest embroderies will be featured
at saving of one-third to one-half.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-12-24
NQinSoOk or
Cambria CheniSe

All the latest fashions to be found in
these practical garments; are elaborately
trimmed, mostly with laces, and are fin
ished with dainty ribbons. Prices range
CSC, $1.5O, s1.9S, $3.50, $2.9S, $3.50, $500, up
to $3.50.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
STATEoF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO,
YrCAS EOITNTY.


FRANK !. CHENNEY makes oath thai
"a = the senior partner of the firm of +.
II CHENNEY " Co. doing bushes IN the
CITY of Toledo, County and state MoIe-
said and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS Tor
oach and every case of Catarrh that can
not oot he cnred by the use of HALLS CA
IA mn" = FRANK j. CHENNEY
Sworn TO before me and subscribed IN
:, : nresence. this 9th day of December,
q. A. w GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Z SEAL 4
xeuss Catarrb Cure is taken internally
.l IA sots on-the blood and mucous sur
faces sus so Of the system. Send for testi-
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills Tor conSuPa
ton.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
SNAPSHOTS.

Men moralize more, but women are
more moral.
blessed be the girl who does not
thinl She IS pretty.
The woman who buys things has
little time tor shopping.
blessed be the woman who smiles at
the same old Jokes.
Most women love the man they
iAnN their husbands are.
The lady who claims TO be able to
mold a man must take soft one.
-EE~Elcctric Massage, something de-
hghtiul Just splendid at Bon Ton NO.
81 Maryland Avenue. IL
The girl with the longest switch has
The most 10 say about blondined hair.
III we understood women better per-
nAps we would not love them SO much'
"A woman very easily fools herself
INTO believing she is tooling other peo-
pie
~, takes a woman to say "dear so
thar you teel As if you have been called
lar.
If man loved woman as she re-
qares 10 be loved he would have time
ior nothing else.
Neuralgia. rheumatism. Nervous
iwtchlg. relieved by Electric Mas
ase' AZ bon Ton, 81 Maryland Ave
hue
III only women folk knew how few
men al sxxrnnlnn 4
@ey CROW
some women seem to think duty
y talk scandal because it pleases their
iHeuds.
Most women are astute enough to
make Us apologize for the wrongs they
nave done Us.
-EIeotric Scalp Massage will stop the
14I from falling out. Bon Ton Shaw
'4S P4rlor's, 81 Maryland Avenue.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18

One hour train Annapolis to Washington at
las rrturning Washington to Annapolis oVO y.
"a. arriving Annapolis 40.
AS minute and one hour train to and nom
Baltimore.
W-Autrains over this road 10 leave from
w, K. SLAUGHTER
Traffic Manager.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18

baltimore & Annapolis Short Line R.R
,..,oie in effect November 77th, 1907.
...,,,,,,. ArriFein Baltimore
Arrive n As.assll,;
Lti@ 53li!a9fs

ssalaI AIalsss
,-.,- Annapolis .. 90 and 8. 40 a. M, o. 40
AMI 100 p. m o, oos koo
aad so ., ~
,.,,. baltimore % and 10 a. m, A. and
= .P.- ~ Annapolis gO5 and IL % a. m. % and
egnwN J.. WILSON BROWN,
~ l. y y. Agt. MahaReI.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
WHO Cannon BR Cured.

Backed up by over third of century
of remarkable and uniform cures,
record such as no other remedy for the
diseases and weaknesses peculiar to
women ever attained, the proprietors of
DR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription now
feel fully warranted in offering to pay
$500 in legal money of the United
States, for any case of Leucorrhea, Fe-
male Weakness, Prolapsus, or Falling
of Womb which they cannot cure. All
they ask is fair and reasonable trial of
their means of cure.
The Wce-President Independent Order
Of Good Templars.
An experience which many women have wan
related by Miss Agnes Stebbings, Of 73I Est
goth Street New York City. as follows II
had very poor health for a year until life
looked dark and dreary to me. Had head
aches. backache, also pain my aleep was
broken and htfui. / longed for health. Tried
several medicines but none were of any last
ing benefit until / took Doctor Pierces Pa
vorite Prescription. / soon realized that I
had found the right remedy II helped nature
20 throw of the poisons that saturated the
system, removed all pains and strengthened
the digestive organs, and brought the roses OF
health back to my cheeks. This medicine il
taken occasionally keeps the system in perfect
condition. helping il to throw of the disease
and consequences Of exposure to dampness. I
: am pleased to give II my endorsement"
vFavorite Prescription makes weak
women strong, sick women well. Ac-
cept no substitute for the medicine
which works wonders for weak women.
Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser is sent free on receipt of 81 one
cent stamps for the paper-covered book,
or Al stamps for the cloth-bound. ADJ
dress DR.. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
Ordered Away.

Lieutenant G.. G.. Mitchell. u. s. NJ,
has been ordered to the U. 5. $. Gal
weston.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
Annapolis, Washington 6 BALTIC. 4. T.

,rime schedule in Effect February 6,ieO5.
i,, a. odrntou and the Junction with trains
i5T baltimore aud Washington and other
points as follows;
VIA A. W. n d. AND X. X.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
Partly OIshdy,
May 10. 1905.

w. L. MOORE.
Chief of Weather Bureau.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
cLEANLY WOMAN.
ErrOneOusIy Thinks by Securing HeE
Scalp That She Cures Dandrun.

Clearly woman has an erroneous idea
that by securing the scalp. which re-
moves the dandruff scales. she is curing
the dandruffl She may wash her scalp
every day, and yet have dandruff her
life long. accompanied by falling hair,
too. The only way in the world to cure
dandruff is to kill the dandruff germ.
and there is no hair preparation that will
do that but Newbro's Herpicide. Herpi-
eide by killing the dandruff germ,
leaves the hair free to grow as healthy
Nature intended. Destroy the cause
you remove the effect. Kill the dan
druff germ with Herpicide. Sold by
leading druggists Send 10c. I'm stamps
for sample to The Herpicide Co., De-
troit Mich.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
Vacant Scholarship

Next wear there will be a vacant
scholarship from Anne Arundel coun-
ty TO Western Maryland College.
Miss Carmelia Lansdale, who has held
the scholarship from this county for
the mast four wears. will graduate next
month. The scholarship is for male
or female. and is awarded by com
netitiye examination held by the tx
aminer during the summer.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
SUN AND MOON
Z SOCIAL EVENTS.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE
SOCIAL WORLD.
Brief Items of General Interest
To You And Your
Friends.

Commander and Mrs. X. T Jasper
are visiting Annapolis.
Mr.. James Stewart Bond, formerly
connected with the Chronicle, left here
yesterday for Baltimore to enter the
wholesale business from which he with
drew about. eighteen months ago. MIR.
Bond will now reside in Baltimore.
Mrs Stoney. widow of Commander
George M. Stoney, left here Tuesday
for San Francisco. accompanied by her
daughters. Misses Helena and Katha-
rine Stoney.
Past Midshipman Fred c. Poteet is
visiting friends here.
Mrs. w. H. Burns gave an informal
sat home this afternoon at Burnside.
There were many callers.
The engagement of Miss Evelyn Claire
Green to Lieutenant J. 7. Bowers, was
announced at dinner last night at the
Bachelors Mess, Naval Academy.
Messrs. Mark |. Smith and f. Slama
have been elected delegates from St.
Annels parish to the tri-state convention
of the Brotherhood of ST. Andrew which
meets in Washington Saturday.
Mr.. Thompson, of Texas. is visiting
his son. Midshipman Thompson, at the
Naval Academy.
Mrs. Stevens, wife of Professor w. o.
Stevens, OF the Department of English
at the Naval Academy. lett Yesterday
for visit TO relatives in Norfolk. Va.
Mr.. and Mrs Ridgeway. of Baltimore,
were In town today. Mrs. Ridgeway
was formerly Miss Annie Hyde. OF this
city.
Mrs. Elizabeth Small, Miss Ernie
Weller and Mrs. b. F. Schaum, attend.
ed the graduating exercises of the Frank
D.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
Feldmeyer Brothers
Among The Graduates

The commencement of Western
MARYLAND College. Westminster. will
be held June 10. Among the gradu-
ates is Miss Cornelia Houstan Lans-
dale. of Davidsonville, Anne Arundel
comfy. Miss Lansdale entered the
freshman class and has been a student
at the college for four years.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-05-18
TWENTY SECOND INTERNATIONAL
Convention, Christian Endeavor Balti-
more, Nd, JULY $40, via
.B. and O.

From all points between Philadel-
phia. Pa, Hagerstown. Md. Summit
Point and Martinsburg. w. Va, inclu-
sive. tickets will be sold at One Fare plus
Fifty-Cents for the round trip.
Tickets good going July, 4, and 8,
valid for return passage to and including
July Is, 1906.
For detailed information apply 10
nearest b. & o. Ticket Agent or {. w.
Bassett, q. p. A., b. & Il. r., Balti-
more. Md