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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
MORTON is CONSCIOUS.

Nebraska city. Neb.. Dec 29-Joy
Morton. who was injured Wednesday
by being thrown from rs horse is
conscious tonight but he is suffering
from a conclusion of the brain. While
the chances seem 10 favor his recov-
cry. a change for the worse may come
al ans time
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Castor and Pollux had been placed
in one of the consultations.
That makes us the Heavenly Twins.
all right, all right. they twittered.
Whereupon realizing that they wera
in danger of infringing upon Mr. De-
pew's prercgatiye they refra ned from
adding the hoary and venerable ex-
pletive, by Gemini.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
Alexander County, Population 22,9e5

County superintendent of Scholls
PROF JOHN SNYDER.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
ANY INTERFERENCE
IS NOT WELCOMED
concluded from First Page.)

bee, which will sail soon for tn q
Azores.
The sending Of Rear Admiral Slgs.
bee TO the East from the Caribbean is
exploited by the administration as a
proof that there is no need for many
ships around San Domingo. The fact
e., however. that r ar Admiral Brad
FORD i'' remain Ha1r San Domingo
H1l H. Hrs 'ha.o a -qua3ro1 lie
enough 90 keep The peace III Oh Of tac
West Indies.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Kingston, St Vincen, Dec, ga
severe shock of earthquake, accom-
panied by rumbling noise, was ex-
perienced here at 1:20 O'Clock this
morning. A slghter shock was felt
a few days ago, but no damage is re-
ported
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

In investigating the death of child
london clearinghouse inspectors found
4 room at the cast end in which nine
,een Russians slept. Their beds al
most touched There was a stove in
the middle of the room and no yentila-
tion, and water was running down
the window ranes in streams.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
November Circulation.

The above Is a correct statement OF
the circulation of the Cairo Bulletin
daily and Sunday for the year 1904,
and for the first eleven months of the
year 1905. CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
subscribed and sworn to before me
this End day of December, 1905.
fSeal.) LEO J. KLEB,
Notary Public.
My commission expires January 16,
1909.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
souIREs' FAREWELL.

Havana, Dec % Herbert G. SPUR
So, sformer American miniater to Ha-
vana gave a farewell reception on his
yacht. the Norseman. which was At
tended by all the members of the di
plomatic corps and their ladies', as well
Of Havana and few Cuban friends,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
ANOTHER STRIKE pecLAREo.

Dvinsk West Russia. Dec ga
strike was declared here today Mar
al law has been proclaimed by an
accidental explosion of a bomb at a
Of workmen last night eight
persons were killed ard twonty-eigit
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Mr.. Akiopi is soou 10 bring over 800
families from Japan. who will fcttlc
in Bee county, Tex. to engage in tea
farm 'ng and silk culture.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
Next Day.

Twas the day after Christmas, and all
through the house
Everybody was ailing excepting the
mouse;
For papa. and mamma and Algy, and
Mandy.
Had given each other big box of
candy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT did
right in promptly ifoading off tho
Western project to start popular
subscription for wedding present to
his daughter II was a fool sh sugges-
ton, little short of impudence.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
Familiar Plea.

II was at the church fair.
Chances are SO each, said the
pretty girl
The man was equal to the emer-
sency.
All want is half achance. muir
nured he.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
SHAW DECLINES TO
COMMIT HIMSELF
concluded from First page,

were true that Bank Examiner Oakley
had been dismissed from the service
because he had undertaken TO advise
drastic measures in such instances.
Mr. Shaw denied that II was true.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
Decided No u open II.

CalIer--T was thinking about open
ing a drug store in this neighborhood
Do you think one is need around here?
Resident-Great idea. There's no
place within ten blocks where a man
can buy stamps or see the city direc-
tory.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
snollina : Romance.

You remember how the handsome
'oung fellow at the beach jumped in
he water and saved that beautiful
heiress at the risk of his life?
YeYs indeed. OF course he married
her?
No. he refused to.
Refused to! Absurd! On what
grounds?
He was already married.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Want adds IN The Bulletin always
bring results. a S0-word advertise
ment. published in this paper three
tines brought p replies. This is
nothing unusual a word to the wise.
etc.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

MIR. BONAPARTE is said to have re
ceived over POO poems on "Old Iron
sides and the spring poet hasn't yet
opened for regular business, either.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
So Glad.

We enjoyed your piano recital last
"ening immensely, professor
nm glad you di1 ma1lm ! wa
4nable TO be present myself on ac-
count of an accident, but a brother
artist kindly filed the engagement
for me.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

slODELL charges that Roosevelt and
Higgins are trying 10 wreck the re-
publican party in New York. Evident
ly the former governor regards him
self as the entire republican party in
his state.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
SHEARS AND PASTE.
Beainninn to Doubt.

Sometimes, said Uncle Jerry Pee
bles, when | see these stories about
graftin in Ugh places | begin to think
by gum, that there amt any such a
thing as honor, even among thieves.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

THE Sultan OF Turkey donned his
Goa of mail recently and halted an as
sessions bullet 1t is difficult to keep
the festive Turk from the center of
She tage.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

A WEALTHY Ithaca woman ha;
married her coachman. This antipathy
to automobiles seems to be including
the chauffeurs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

SINCE the disclosures in some OF
the big financial institutions OF New
York we're made you Don't hear 50
much about big self-made men up that
way.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average daily and Sunday circula-
ton for the year 1904. ......... 1896
Average daily and Sunday circula-
ton for the first ten months OF
1906 .......,.........2 f46
Average daily and Sunday circula-
ton for November, 1905. ...... .2o74
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

The BuiIetln 10 on sale at the fol.
towing places:
Coleman's, 2f4 Eighth street.
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Union News Co., Union depot.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

SPEAKER CANNON says the coun.
frv Is much better than It was a gener-
alton ago Al any rate the country
seems TO have been pretty good to
Uncle Joe. considering everything
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

THE cars attitude toward the Mos
COW strikers, like that OF the old
frontlersmen towards the Indians, is
that a good one is dead one.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
10 CUBE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take Laxative BrOmo Quininc Tablets
Druggists refund money II IL fails to
cure. T.. W. Groves signature is on
each box. CSC.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

OUT In Kansas the other day George
Dewey and Lillian Russell were mar
ried. but they were not the celebrities
who bear those names.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

EMPEROR WILLIAM Is getting
busy trying to settle the internal war
In Russia. Maybe he wants TO catch
up for the scoop President Roosevelt
got on him in that Portsmouth affair.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Lord Strathcona. high commissioner
of Canada. has just turned his eighty.
fifth year, but is still as active as
most men Of 60.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

CONGRESSMAN Longworth's weak
nesses are now being exploited. 1t has
been discovered that he plays the
fiddle.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

REPARTEE and rudeness as a rule
are characterized by different people
according to which gets the worst Of
the cunning remarks made
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

ALL on account of that new son
Secretary Loeb will now have to die
tate presidential letter Of congratu.
lation to himself
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

WITH New York Stock exchange
seat selling for $4,000 and call loans
at 100 per cent. Wall street is having
another era of high finance f
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
Financial Experience.

A Cincinnati millionaire has taken
the job of street cleaner. Odd, Ell?
Not at all Cleaning up things is
probably his business
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
Ola central. Mobile o oAie

-ois central, Mobile q ohie
-V,eO' Bet trains arrive and a.
80 sih central station. corner q
~. s;ree' and Ohio street.
5it -Four szd Iron kosntab
IA.ns t-rigs and depart from u
Union ststioD second street and Cor
7srciaI avenue.
Mall may be Deposited IN the BOZ .
lie trxnsfsr station, located II Cep
trail station. 70 minutes before ths q
parturs Of any trREh
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

JUNGLE JOE" CANNON thinks
that life would not be worth living
II the millennium had arrived. H
always was a "stand-patter"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

THE internal conditions are report
cd 10 be slightly improving in Russia
pending the next serious outbreak.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

A WOMAN clerk in a California
fostofTice Is reported to be $1,000
short Some Of the men who are ia
nous IN high finance viii wonder Why
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
DECLARE MARTIAL LAW.

Bcrdichen. Southwest Russia. Dec.
% Martial law has been proclaimed
here
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

IN Andy" Hamilton's distribut on
the men lower down seem to have
been remembered
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

SECRETARY LOEB Is now fully
qualified TO lecture before The Mothers
congress when II meets in Washing
ton. i1effr
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Yes, said Kidder, we did have a fine
'amily carriage horse. but we had to
rive it up because of death in the
'am'ly
You don't say? remarked Bighter
who died?
The horse.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

KOREA objects to becoming the
stepchild Of Japan.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Z ONLY a few days are left to reserve
seats on the water wagon for 1906.
All aboard!
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

three centuries ago, and its yearly
value was then estimated at haout $32.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

BOB FTTZSIMMONs seems to be a
victim OF the OsIer theory.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

she didn't take 1t all While she was
at It, 4&
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

The duke Of Bedford. who is the
ground landlord Of Covont Garden
market. London, derives more than
S1j 600 year as rent for the property.
II came into posse sion Of he family
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
THE FIFTH ARREST.

Richmond. Ind. Dec 29.-Jsmes Nc
Laughiin II Mltaon, was arrested TO
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

The khedive Of Egypt is one Of the
potentates who have pro flied. both
morally and financially. from the pro
tection Of Britain In add ton TO his
annual grant Of s500.000 he has amass-
ed an enormous private fortune. and
his morals are infinitely better.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pop
uation 16,f47.

Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pop
ulation 16,t47.
Mayor, GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk, r. A. HATCHER.
Treasurer, JAMES QUINN.
Comptroller, f. S. DEWEY.
Police Magistrate, A. ]. ROSS.
Chief Of Police, M. S. EGAN.
Alexander County Population 22,965
County Judge, VIM S. DEWEY.
County Clerk, JESSE Z. MILLER
Circu Clerk, LEE b. DAVIS.
Sheriff, JAS. S. ROCHE.
Coroner, DIR. JAMES McMANUS.
Board of County Commissioners.
GEORGE PARSONS.
DR. EDWIN ]. CAUSE.
J. J. JENNELLE, Chairman
Assessor and Treasurer. FRANK Z
DAVIS
Comfy superintendent OF Schools
PROF JOHN SNYDER.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Henry Holmes, formerly musical in
strIctor TO Queen Alexandra Of Eng
land. and for the last seventeen years
resident of San Francisco. is dead.
lie was born in London in 1888. and
wa creator Of the celebrated orches-
ira { the Royal Colle-e Of Music.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

Representative Longworth, who will
marry Miss Roosevelt in February.
has a collection Of violins which in
clude Stradiyarius a Gulllaums form
erly belonging 20 Ysaye. and an Amato.
onse the property Of THEODORE Thomas.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE

Andrew Carnegie plays golf in mod
eratiCn. but is extremely fond of trout
and salmon fishing.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-12-30

lntsred q the Cairo Postofics a. Second -olans
Mall Matter
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
.LOcNtiN6 LOINeSs.

LOCOIIIIO LC.C7IESS.
DURING the past few weeks another distinguished
American has stepped into the limeght and received
the applause of the people. This gentleman is
Charles e. Hughes of New York, who is engaged in
investigating the insurance companies of that state
Since the advent of Mr.. Hughes the press has
had much to say of him and of his ideals. Here is
one of his maxms that has been widely quoted: cit
is not the man who reaches the corner first who WINS
but the man who knows best what to do when he
gets there" Those who have followed Mr.. Hughes
course during the past week two, know that he
has not only arrived at the first but has been
doing some remarkable work since his arrival He
seems to be as familiar with the profundites of the
insurance business, as those men who conducting
them. Being an expert mathematician, he is calm
and undsturbed by figures which represent millions
of dollars Indeed he has shown himself to be mas
ter of the situation Nothing escapes his attention.
Each move he makes is watched with considerable
trepidation by those directly concerned AS he un-
covers fact after FACT wonder and amazement can be
clearly traced on the immobile countenances Of sew
eral men who were heretofore considered pillars Of
honesty. ~ \
Mr.. Hughes is very much in evidence just at
present H be continues along his present coafse,
he will contribute much toward modifying existing
q IA inspsaRce But he e,apas N
shliaA confidence ss0i IN them Ii Mn aaQuls q
qnastaeyof century TO do this.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
DOiNS His DUtU.

Doing His Duty.
GOVERNOR HANLY of Indiana, possesses some
of the characteristics of the Romans of ancient times
One of his recent acts has caused great deal of
comment; and it shows that the governor is per-
forming his whole duty toward the people who have
elected him. This action is dramatically opposed
to the opinions held by most Office holders. Hereto
fore it has been customary to stick by ones friends
whether right or wrong. But Mr.. Hanly thinks
otherwise He believes the principle to be wrong.
In dismissng the state auditor, Governor Hanly
gave expression to the following statement which is
something new in politics:
'"The law of Indiana was violated by the audi
tor Of state. David Sherrick, the incumbent, has
for years been my personal FRIEND but if my own
brother had been auditor my action would have been
the same If the time ever comes when my personal
friendships interest to stand in the way Of my
doing my full duty by the people who have honored
me by voting into the highest Office in their
power, then will be ready to renquish the govern
orship."
The foregoing is poor policy, but it rings true
It will stand the test of time It is practicng homes
ty in it's broadcast sense. Men like Governor Hanly
would rather be spoken of as being honest, instead
Of being apologzed for by saying that they stood by
their friends.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
.A6e Limit Removed.

.ASe Limit Removed.
SEVERAL of the railroads and few of the large
manufacturing concerns have recently withdrawn
their opposition toward employing who we're
over thirty-fve years of age It was not humani-
tartan motives that caused them to renounce their
former opinions on this SUBJECT but policy. They
found they had seriously Numbered. The public
did not approve of it. The proposition was too
heartless and out Of touch with the sentiment of the
people. AS result these railroads and manufacture
ing concerns found that business slowly dimin-
ishing with no apparent cause for the decline.
This shows that the arrogant and self-opinion-
ated standard of ethics is not always to be relied
upon. Looking out for self may be the height of
business wisdom, but this principle should not be
imposed upon. It is bound to bring financial dis
aster if it Identifies itself with inhuman methods It
must be admitted that men do not engage in bust
ness for the sake of charity. They are seeking
wealth, not wisdom Still, it is poor policy for any
concern to offend the working class by publishing
the fact that thirty five years need not ap
ply for work. This is bound to cause concern to
lose at one end what they save at the other end.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
KILOGRAMS.

year approaching phanthopist
his hat and duck trousers the heathen
boards the paddle mother
when she knocks the dust out of Willes pants.
Chauncey Depew again good of
public opinion he used to- aho Chauncey has squared himself
One of the why the laundry girls of Troy New York.
STRIKE because they allowed to chew the fabric
still continue stick their old fashioned might
caps"
Nelson started with chip rather log,
his shoulder but it only matter of time until plug knocks
his block off,
testified ideal only shattered but that
home every night two-thirds shot.
widow worth 100000 will marry "Kid" Mccoy the prize
fighter the latter part Of this month When she the Kd"
she will be the only society who has with eas it,
The average ormer who goes cunning for booders the
powder
awful loud is evident that he loads his gun with blank
cartridges else he would bag game
Illinois found purse containing $65
to the who rewarded him with for which he
didn't smoke; but of fellow
who gave it to him didn't know that.
The members the society
secretary write President Roosevelt and ask him
he had received and accepted gift of sixty bottles of beer from
brewers association Now president wasn't gallant big
hearted chvous gentleman he would have wired the bunch of
female buttnskies that it of their business.
There this serving for the
of larceny alee that u.s. friend him 500
him. but he failed return it Now the officials Of our life
approprang their thousands fdoars
their widows orphans
being prison, and it's 1000 to shot that they be-
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

GRADUALLY the thousands of publications throughout
NJ United States have been falling into line during the past few
and absorbing the progressive spirit of producing
ora All but about four five Of the publications which
devong their editorial space
editorials that people will not read they deal briefly
or topics
LATE issue of the Farm ouna of Philadelphia
ipe for what said be the delicious soup
made and also of the cheapest It
chicken soup but instead of being called chicken shadow
soup You simply hang the chicken the window where
will shadow to pot the stove and boil the shadow
about short minutes The recipe published fails
whether the chicken should be alive dead but
waysp And why farther and obtain hehful re-
suits by ftering and serizing the shadow?
r. CARNEGIE been outdong all his life still out
IVl doing His technical Pttsburg biggest
institution of learning the world The Of the
buildings nearing completion beyond the
of if all it being mile around lacking eight
this building larger than the of the educational training
of the institution which to be absolutely without limit No
what pupil learn he will learn there profess
the school roll capable teaching desired study one will
secured for the work. matter at what part the
world be in The school few weeks hun
fifty professors and applications for enrolment pupils
pouring the thousands and civilized
country the face of the earth The admission $40 but
nothing and nothing that
will within about 5O of being charitable one
$40 being bagate compared with the the
Why there and let them professor in
suct you reach the North Pole build automobile
gh ssomobe carriages Ayng machines that will Ay the
sohat make app orangss peaches
other grow the ze the scisncs of noney
you money how Is Build
sR y9s sspd dS way
ih epults e ~ e ps,ope SR prl
cAahiexs snhsthlss and hilusesi a 80
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

The narrow escape that the beef packers had
from the penitentiary will have salutary effect on
others for some time to come. Many people believe
that several of them should have been sent to prison
The probabilities they will be if the ofense is
repeated. They aware of this and consequently,
they are likely to be good for some years to
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

DURING the past week turbulent mob in Mexi-
city pulled down the American flag and trampled
upon it. It is very evident that Uncle Sam will have
to teach the dons lesson, as they getting too
familiar
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

The Mora Enterprise has reached our. desk with
the request to exchange. We glad to place the
Enterprise upon exchange list as it is rstclass
newspaper, all home print, and presents very at
tractive appearance. It is filled with sensible read
ing matter and very much up-todate every respect
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

Mr.. PERKINS of insurance fame has finally adj
mitted that there was honor among thieves The
gentleman knows what company he has been in, and
therefore ought to be capable Of Judging.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05
N 0 TIC E..

ALL PERSONS receiving copies of THE MIRROR who
not regular lists will please consider such al
sample copies. IT, after reading, conclude that THE
MIRROR is worthy Of patronage send to this
Office trial subscription published
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

WHEN Cole Younger gets his railroad in work.
ing order it is not likely that he will consult Eastern
experts in regard to what kind of burglar
press cars to equip his road with
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-05

THE MIRROR weekly published the Minnesota State
Prison. founded In by the prisoners and edited and
Its objects
intellectual acquan the
disseminate pathological
dspeng
the bar sinister fallen mans sefedempon The entirely
dependent support there
money
Interests of prison library.