davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

kill anybody that played trick on him, but they said he would stand any thing from the children, and enjoy It, but if grown men attempted to monk ey with him, the fur would fly Ihe crown prince came in and was intro duced to me, and he seemed proud to see me, 'cause his uncle, Prince Henry, had told him about being In Milwau- kee, and how all the women in that town were the handsomest he had ever seen in his trip around the world, and he asked me If it was so. l re- ferred him to dad, and dad told him the women were the greatest in the world, and then dad made his usual break. He said: Look ahere. Mister Prince, you have got to be married some day, and raise a family to hand the German empire down to, and my advice to you Is not to let them saw off on to you no duchess or princess as homely as a hedge fence. with no ginger fin her blood, but you skip out to America, and come to Milwaukee, and I will introduce you to girls that are so handsome they will make you toe the mark, and if you marry one of them she will raise a family of healthy young royalty with no humor in the blood. and you won't have to go off and be gay away from home, cause an American wife will take you by the ear if you show any signs of wandering from your own fire side. like lots of your relatives have done"
 Gee, but that made the emperor hot, and he said dad needn't instil any of lis American ideas into the German nobility, as he could run things all right without any help, and dad got ready to go, cause the atmosphere was getting sort of chilly. but the emperor soon got over his huff and told dad not to hurry. and then he turned to mo and said: ''Now.little American bad boy, what kind of trick are you go- ing to play on me. cause from what have read of you I know you will never go out of this house without giving me a benefit. and all my boys expect 1t. and will enjoy it. the same as I will: now let her Ro."
 I felt that it was up to me to do something to maintain the reputation I had made. so I said. Your majesty will now proceed to make it interest ing for you, if you and the boys will kindly he seated in a circle around me-" They all got into circle. all laughing, I took out of my pistol pocket a half pint flask of glass. GOV cred with leather, and with a stopper that opened by touching a spring, and I walked around in front of each one of each one of the royal family. mum bling, "Enie- meme mony-my," and opening the flask in front of each one and pretty soon they all began to get nervous, and scratch themselves, and the emperor slapped his leg and pin ched his arm and put his fingers down his collar and scratched his neck. and the crowned prince jumped up and kicked his leg and scratched his back and said. Say. kid, you are not hyp- notizing us. are you?" and I said "Ene- -mony-my," and kept on touching the stopper.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

gan to appear to the stenographer that the hero was not living up to the plan his creator had made for him. There were times when he seemed not only to know that the heroine was a very lovely woman, but to be somewhat in terested in this lovely woman in q fashion that was almost human.
 As he sat there, trying to dictate, his own thoughts ran in alien lines. This is a working girl" he thought, giving herself up to uncongenial toll for the sake of the salary; eager, no doubt, to do the work and get away from 1t as soon as working hours are over. She is here, bending over her notebook, because she must, not be- cause she would. And when this work Is fnished-as finished it must be some day, no matter how he tried to make 1t last-then she will go away to some other position"
 He suddenly paused in the midst of a sentence and looked at her.
 There Is fire in the kitchen stove no doubt" he said, constrainedly. Will you oblige me by throwing all that rubbish into the fire, Miss Walton?'
 'Burn-burn your book?" she whis- pered, half-frightened.
 Tt Is all rubbish,'' he said, sternly. And you know 1t is rubbish-you have known it all the time. There isn't a man living who is such an idiot as that hero of mine. He is a cad, Miss Walton-an insufferable cad. When l first conceived that character IT had never been brought into contact with the sweetest woman in the world-I had never loved any woman-but now 1t Is quite different. I could no more finish that book along those idiotic lines"
 Miss Walton had risen and stood poised between staying and flying. He held out his hand toward her.
 Don't go!" he entreated. You see how impossible it would be for me to follow-yet will try to follow if you go.'
 TT don't understand" she gasped, her hand huttering at her white throat
 q thought I knew all there was to know about men and women-and art he said humbly. T ran away from town and came here in my supreme egotism, because my friends had per secuted me with the name of girl until I determined that I would not meet her. told them that I did not expect ever to love any woman. thought 1t was true. But now-if you will listen to mel want to tell you that-that the love story you have dicated to me is worth a barnful of the arrogant, self-sufficient stun l have dictated to you. Will you---
 Wait" she cried imperatively' and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30
Fate of Wheat Corners.

NeWarR News.
 So far as known to date, the only really successful corner in wheat (re- ferred to in Scriptures as 'corn') was that by Joseph when he presided over the destinies of Egypt; but 1t will be recalled that he had more than human aid in estimating the size of forthcom- ing harvests. When domestic wheat crops were much smaller and facilities for transporting and storing them at distributing points were much less ef- ficient, perhaps thirty years ago. there were several so-called successful minor corners in wheat and corn, but the only successful corner in wheat within twenty years was that engineered by Hutchinson at Chicago In 1888, when he put the price up to $2 bushel, and made the shorts settle at that. Rec ords of similar attempts include Keene's loss of S2,OO0,00O in wheat in 1879. Handy's similar loss of $1.500,00 in 1881, Harpers dropping $4,000,000 on the cereal in 1887, and young Letters parting from $7,000,O0O in his attempt ed wheat corner of 1898. In addition to these there were failures to corner lard by McGeoch in 1883 and Cudahy in 1893, in which each lost, 1t was said, about $2,000,00O and Deacon Whites memorable corner in corn in 1892, in which he lost a million. which he sub sequently paid with interest.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

sanrhinx ail stand at attention, and syery face takes on solemn, patriot ac almost a fighting lock. as though each man would consider 1t his hap Ipiest duty and pleasure to walk right lup to the mouth of cannon and die Tn his tracks for his palo-faced, haggard and loved emperor. And the emperor never smiles on his subjects as he lrasses, but looks into every eye on both sides Of the beautiful street with an expression of agony on his face, but proud light in his eye. as though he would say, "Ach. Gott, but they are daisies, and they would fight for tho Fatherland with the last breath In tkeir bodies"
 The pride of the people in that noustached young man, with the look of suffering, is only equalled by the pride of the emperor in every German in Germany, or anywhere on the face of the globe. There is none of the Hello Bill," such as we have in Ameri- ca, when the president drives through his people; many of them yell, Hello Teddy" while he shows his teeth and laughs and stands up in his carriage, and says, Hello Mike." as he recog- nizes an acquaintance. But these same Hello Bill' Americans are probably dust as loyal to their chief, wherever he may be. and would fight as hard as the loving Germans. would for their hereditary emperor.
 suppose there is somebody working in Berlin. but 1t seems to us that the whole population, so far as can be seen, Is bent on enjoying every minute, walking the streets. in good clothes, giving military salutes, and drinking beer between meals, and talking ab put what Germany would do to an enemy if the ever-present chip on the shoul- dentally. But they all seem to love America, and when we registered at the hotel, from Milwaukee, Wis, U. s. IA, citizens began to gather around us and ask about relatives at our home. They seem to think that every German who has settled in Milwaukee owns a brewery. and that all are rich, and that Bome day they will come back to Ger many and spend the money and fight for the emperor.
 We did not have the heart to tell them that all the Germans in Milwau- kee were going to stay there and spend their money, and while their hearts were still warm towards the Father land, they loved the Stars and Stripes and would fight for the American flag against the world, and that the young er Germans spoke the German lam guage, if at all, with a Yankee accent. Bee, but wouldn't the people of Berlin be hot under the collar if they knew how many Germans in America were unfamiliar with the make up of the Eerman flag, and that they only see 1t
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

Berlin, Germany.-My Dear Old
 pummernickel: Now we have got pretty near home. and you wold enjoy fl to be with us, because you coul1nt tell this town from Milwaukee, except for the military precision with which everything is conducted. where you never take a glass of beer without cracking your heels together like soldier, and giving military salute to the bartender, who is the commander in.chief of sll who happen to patronize his bar, everybody here acts like he was at a picnic in the woods, with large barrel of beer with precipitation ooxing down the outside, and spisot of tho largest size, which fills schooner at one turn of the wrist, and every man either smiles or laughs out loud. and you feel as though there was happiness everywhere, and that heav-
 en was right here in this greatest Ger man city. There is laughter every where, except when the emperor drives by, escorted by his body guard, on the finest horses in the world, then every Natizen on the street stops smiling and
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

By and by they all got to scratching, and the emperor turned, sort of pale, but he was going to see the show through to the end, as Iona as he had a ticket, and he said, What Is the joke, anyway?' and I kept on saying Fine ne-mene-mony-my," and walking around in front of them, and dad be- gan to dance around. too, and dig un- der his shirt bosom and scratch his leg. and they all scratched in unison and laughed, and little prince asked how long before they would know what 1t was all about, and I said my ene-mene. and looked solemn. and dad said, What are you giving us," and said. Never you mind. this Is my show and I am the whole push.' and everybody had raised up out of his chair and each was scratching for all that was out. and finally the emperor said. T like a joke as well as dny- body, but I can't laugh until l know what I am laughing about and ne told dad to make me show what was in the bottle, and I showed the bottle and there was nothing in 1t, and there
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

SHIRTWAIST HATS.
 Are absolute necessities to well dressed women, the A. Mach man line thus far this season has met with universal approval and the best part is that we have remarked every one left from the pre-Easter selling at about one-third less than the former tickets read. Come to- morrow and see for yourself.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30
KEEPING THE AIR MOIST.
Health Endangered by an Excessive
 Dryness of the Atmosphere.

Dryness of the Atmosphere.
 Engineering Record.
 Indoor humidity has again been dis cussed by member of the medical pro- fession, who takes the stand also that the excessively dry air of houses dur ing the heated season is injurious to the human organization. because the dry air in passing over the membranes of the respiratory passages and the skill calls for an enormous output of the fluid elements of these tissues.
 This physician, Dr. Henry Mitchell Smith of Brooklyn. N. r., holds that this leads to glandular overactivity and its consequent evils, but he does not offer the specific proofs which, 1t has been asserted. Lacking to show that direct deleterious effects are thus pro- duced. In his contribution, which was made to the Brooklyn Medical Society, he mentions, however, some tests he had conducted with a radiator having an experimental moistening apparatus attached, and he obtained results which concur with general beliefs as to the relation of the humidity and tempera- ture.
 He found that with a relative humid ity never below 50 per cent nor above 70 per cent 70 degrees Fahr. was un- comfortably hot, 6S degrees was warm and 65 degrees comfortable. It was de- termined by repeated experiments that a temperature of 65 to 6S degrees and a relative humidity of so per cent pro- duced the most comfortable conditions, which were in marked contrast to a temperature of 72 degrees, with a rela- tive humidity of 30 per cent. The former felt warm and balmy, he said, and the latter, notwithstanding the higher temperature. chilly and dry and apt to leave the impression of drafti- ness. He did not describe the moisten- | ing apparatus, but said that the mech anism was such that the control of the temperature and of the moisture was | independent.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

then, very humbly with dropping head she went on:
 T am Walton De Vere," she said And I-I ran away. also. How was to dream that the unnamed author al the Briggs farmhouse would be Mir Arthur Mortimer Long? But chance threw the work into my hands-chance and MT. Driscoll-and 1 had learned stenography, because I wanted to know something-and after I was once here Il stayed. And I am sorry you have been so deceived-by the odious wo- man you did not wish to meet"
 Her head was up and she was about to turn away, but his hand could just reach hers.
 T have been rankly deceived" he said, drawing her nearer T have been made to spoil an entire book--one that the publishers were clamoring for. It is nothing but justice that you should stay and help me to write an other"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30
A Splendid Skirt Bargain

all colors in this lot of ends from fast selling lines you may not find just the you want to h but in the lot will be right Former prices $5oO to $75O S1 O0
 Accordion plated Skirts in all coors and white that we onGs on PsS'". sash sold ' season @oO 'on'.'o"
 Misses Accordion Plaited Skirts red blue, CASO green and white; worth $6.50; tomorrow special p4'OV
 Just received Peter Thompson Suits in White &2 S0 and Blue Linen Tomorrow ...... .... YOs0V
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

Hostess (to distinguiShed foreigner) T do hope you won't find it dull here" Distinguished Foreigner (po- litely)-"Ah. no, will not find it dull Are not you and your husband amuss- ment enough ?"-Punch.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-04-30

T think" said the first washingto- nian, that our senators should be se- lected by popular vote" Con" ex- claimed the sporty one; what kind of ball team could we get that way?" Philadelphia Record.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-06
Fun OF Tragic Meaning.

are these lines from J. II. Simmons.
Of Casey la, Think what might have
resulted fom his terrible cough ii he
had mt taken the medicine abo".
VIII III lie writes; II had fear.
cough that disturbed my nights res,
| tai j everything but nothing would
relieve. il until took Or. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption
Coughs and colds. which completely
cnred me- Instantly relieves and
permanently cures all throat and
lung diseases: prevents grip and pneu.
monia AT lkeiman Bros. druggists:
gnaranteed: SOC and 81 90 Trial b, .
tie free
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-06
Dom. Borrow xrousse.

Ii is bad habit to borrow anything,
but the worst thing you can possible
borrow, is trouble. When sick sore,
heavy. weary and worn-out by the
painsand poisons Of dyspepsia, bilious
ness, Bright's disease, and similar in
ternal disorders, don't sit down and
brood over your symptoms, but fly for
relief to Electric Bitters Here you
will find sure and permanent forget
fulness of all your troubles, and your
body will not be burdened by load
Of debt disease. At Ikelman Bros.
drug store. Piice soc Guarantees.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-06
Motice Of Executors Sale OF Real
Estate.

IN the County court.
County of Prowcrs
In the matter oi The Estate
OF :. 4. White, decreased
Notice is hereby given that On SATURDAY. the
seventh day of h'ipber, A, ID. i:si5. At the hour
ni iu:;s nclpck IN the forenoon al said .ily,
la tlr, First National Bank OF Holly, Colorado,
al Holly, frowers County. stat. of Colorado,
pursuant To the decree and order Of the County
Court oi Prouers County. Colorado. made and
entered on the 2nd day II September, A. u.
1885, I. W. 4. White, executor of the estate n
$, +. White deceased, will sell at private sale
the following described real estate. beiongiu. !.
10 the estate of =. =. White. deceased. to-wit:
Lots One ~ and Two i2l in Block Ten 10
Lots Seven % and Eight tsl in Block Five ,ai,
and Lot One "a in Block kg.t tsl, all im the
original Town of Holly, County Of Promers.
Stale al Colorado.
The terms OF said sale Will be cash.
Dated Al Holly Colorado, September 9Th,
1905.
". 4. WHITE.
Executor of the Estate OF
S. Il. White, deceased.
First Publication. Sept. IL, 1909,
Last Publication, Oct G. 1905
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-06

NOTICE FOR PUBLIC ALTON. lsolated tract
Public Land Sale.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
Lamar, Colorado. Sep Is, 1896.
Notice is hereby given that in pursuance of
Instructions from the Commissioner Of the
General Land Office. under authority vested
IN him by Section :+I, United States Rev.
Statutes. as amended by the Acts of Congress
approved February Vi, 1895, we Will proceed to
offer ut public sale on Wednesday the 18th day
Of October, 1903, next. at the hour of 10 O'Clock
u. M. ut This ofliee. the following tract of
land, to-wit: The n. W. 4 n. W. See. ~,
T 23. X. te W 9th r. NJ. and the \. W. v =. 4
y Sec, %, T y, g., Il. ", W. 9Th r. NJ.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
above described lands are advis I'd to file their
claims In this ofiice Oh or before the day above
designated for the commencement Of said sale,
or otherwise their rights Will be forfeited.
john A. WILLIAMS,
First Publication Sept ID, 1905. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-06

Every man owes IL u himself and
family tn master u trade or profe> SION
Read the displav advertise u,rnt II IN.
NIX Morse schools OF telegraph, in this
issue and learn bow easily . young
nan OF LADY may learn telegraphy and
81 assured I position.
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-06
PHONE s4 BLACK.
Advertising Rates.

enc inch single col. display. per mouth. see
double col. SIZE
Local reading notices per line. each insertion. &c
Reduced rates will be made on display ''Ads'
10 extensive advertisers.
All entertainments will be run until order, d
OWt ualess inserted Tor stated time.
Dsplsy "Sds" changed monthly. II desired.
Looxl reading notices changed weekly.
All kinda Of iOb printing neatly doie. Call
and get our oxtimates
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-06
HARPER RYE

.On Every Tongue pure, old, rich. mellow the
acme of excellence in whiskey production Best
beverage Safest and ory all uses,
See Harper WhiSkey exhibit in agricultural huding,
worlds Fair ST. Louis Sold by JONES BROS
The Weiser semi-weekly signal. (Weiser, Washington Co., Idaho) 1904-1911, 1905-02-11
That tstTdy Law.

The estray law has been tempered
with and amended at almost every
session of the legislature in the last
decade and the last law passed in
1908, is certainly the very worst we
ever had on the statutes. Just think
of a person taking up calf as an es-
tray and having to advertise it and
keep it for 80 days and the law allows
10 cents per day for keeping it; 6
dollar for advertising and so cents
for recording; and officers charges fo1
selling. If properly advertised, &c
days would be ample time for the
taker up to feed and the owner to gel
his animal. Paris Post
The Weiser semi-weekly signal. (Weiser, Washington Co., Idaho) 1904-1911, 1905-02-11
Red Riding Hood, Feb. II.
h,uS from Busy Pollock.

Special correspondence, to the
Grangeville Standard:
Four mules and one horse belonging
to T. ]. Ford have been shot by some
unknown person or persons, on Sheep
Mountain, about miles from town.
They we're all within so feet of each
other. There is no clue as to who
did the cowardly deed.
John Potter has taken another con-
tract to drift on the Oregon group.
Dick Hulick and Chas. Bloomquist
left this week for the Iron Springs
mine where they will go to work.
They report 40 men working there now.
A masque ball is to be held here
the night of Feb. 14th, st. Valen-
tines day. Mosques are on sale at
the Pollock Cash store.
Clarence White has gone to Boise
on business, and B. j. McCully is
driving stage during his absence.
George Foot left here Tuesday for
a three weeks trip to Boise and Salt
Lake.
Mack Thompson of Meadows arrived
here Monday, on his way to his West
Fork mines, where he is having some
work done.
Warren J. Adsley won his land suit
lsst week in the Boise land Office,
which gives him undisputed posses
sion to the 80 acres contested by VIM.
Crews.
ID. @. Neyin was in Pollock fen
days ago from the Iron Springs mine
the object Of his trip being 70 Look u
the proposed wagon road from thai
property 10 Pollock va Rapid River
Tho wsysnt Mining Go, laid %
their CONSTRUCTION crew Ths eaus'
given by O. u, Mayo, She sppsrip
tendsnt h the cold winter gsathel
and the cost Of getting freight int
the camp oyer Che divide between th'
Ralmep and Rapid rivers Yhs De
gslopmspt BQrk % Che winf y s'll
going op viibe iall eFev, They hslI
q siswp ngFell will op ihe ground
spd plll ~ ~ Fogf feelp sp'p
Nfep 49,
The Weiser semi-weekly signal. (Weiser, Washington Co., Idaho) 1904-1911, 1905-02-11
ADJUSTMENTS.

Charles B. Hanford has come and
gone, leaving pleasant memory of his
second, as of his first visit.
The play presents a most interest
ing story in we'll proportional CON
struction, its dialogue supporting
strong situations and contrasts and
harmonious exhibitions of character in
the liveliest way. The skill with
which, throughout the peice, the strik-
ingly dominant interest attaching to
the personality and doings of Don
Caesar is maintained, is beyond praise.
And this opportunity is improved to
the utmost in the art of Mr.. Hanford.
Nothing derogatory to his staff is i'm
piled in the statement that his part
and his singular gifts for its adequate
PRESERVATION fill the scene, whether he
actually figures in it or not. Mr..
sHanford is Don Caesar, and Don
Caesar is Mr. Hanford.
Of Miss Drofnah's Mariana, suffice
1T to say that, on the whole, it de-
lighted the eye, the ear, and the in
telligence. Suggestions Of staginess,
|
in perhaps exaggerated emphasis and
emotion of earlier speeches, gave
place, very happily, as the action of
the play proceeded. and the situations
became more exacting, to restraint
and naturalness which worthily Sec
onded the altogether satisfactory work
of the star.
Praise is due Mr.. Ferd Hight and
Miss Bessie Hunter Hight for their
work as the Marquis and Marchioness
de Rotondo. Remaining parts, both
important and of less significance in
the development of the plot, were sus-
tanned with easy, conventional famil-
iarity, without special merit, but con-
tributing, individually and in associ-
atibn, to most satisfactory result.
The time and nature of the plot
presented occasion for the wearing Of
beautiful and picturesque costumes,
and surprisingly effective use waf
made of the small space and few mec-
hanical assistanoes available as means
to display the scenery brought by the
company. This superior entertain
ment will long be remembered in
the annals of Weiser. f1