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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Whenever an auto accident occurs
the explanation Is made that the
chauffeur did not puFposely do the
damage. Certainly; when a man IA
scorching he does not have time 10
plas every twist OF the wrist.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24
Hln annnlallu

"Grangely tells me he IA doing won
derful work with his present employer.
didn't know he was particularly
strong IN business"
HE isn't He's merely particularly
strong In talking about buainess."
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24
When Your eroeer sara

ne does not have Defiance Starch. you
may be SUR he IL afraid 10 keep Il IN
al his stock OF y oE packages are
sold. Defiance Starch IL not only bet
ter than any other Cold Water Starch.
hut contains ~ on 90 the package and
sells for same money "a - on brandH.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Public opinion probably viii sustain
the Massachusetts judge who says
that umbrellas are private property.
They are anybody's private property,
according 20 many persons who see
them lying around.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Nat Goodwin has. II appears. been
arrested through a practical joke By
his friend" Jimmy Britt. prize Tight
er. Britt Is not 10 be eompiimented
on the quality Of his humor. nor Good.
win on the quality Of his friends.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Il IL encouraging TO see that the
decision Of a New York hotel anaEe
ment. ousting dogs from the hostlery.
Is tempered by the gracious permis.
SIGN that "a few bahies- may remain.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

wAsHINGToS-The Navy depart.
ment has ordered the tug Uncas and
the collier Brutus 10 proceed 10 sea
At once In search OF the steamer
Athos. supposed to be drifting disabled
$50 miles 81 Of the South Carolina
coast
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24
The Chance ONLY IN %.

PROVO. UTAH-Fabulous offers
are made for the first few claims on
the uintah reservation which are to
be drawn In Uncle Sans" lottery
which begins here August rs. The
offers range from $4,000 70 $4,000.
The drawing closed August ~. The
chance for a claim that Il worth the
trouble is about 1 Ia "a.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Judging by the sample cabled,
Alfred Austin's poem against the un.
preparedness Of the British army for
wal is quite down 10 the usual stan
dard OF E~ngland's poet laureate.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Speaking Of heroism. the doctors
and nurses who are volunteering for
service IN the yellow fever belt ought
TO come in for honorable mention.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

BY getting herself elected school
trustee Mrs. Mackay shows the other
New York society women that there
Is a better way Of gaining fame than
by giving monkey dinners.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

The English papers speak feeiinvly
OF Or. osler OF Chicago university.
This evens things up. and all is now
forgiven.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

A Pennsylvania woman coughed VI
two frogs the other day. There viii
be no excuse for her II she ever gets
hopping mad after this.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Every h~ousekoeper should know
that II they wil buy Defiance Colo
Water Starch for laundry use they
VIII save not only time, because IL
never sticks TO the iron, but eecause
each package contains Ie oz-one FUN
pound-while all other Cold Water
siArchea are put up IN &-popnd pack
ages. and the price Is the same. 10
cents. Thea again becauEe Defiance
Starch IL free from ali Injurious chem.
icalA II your grocer tries to sell you
a i2oE- package Il u because he has
. stock on hand which be wishes 70
dispose Of before he puss Ia Defiance.
he knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package In large lei.
tiers and lGurea "i0 ora Demand De-
hAnee and ssso much timo and money
and the annoyance Of the iron atlck.
Ing. DenaHce never sticks.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24
chaffes. Bell and croTler on.

NEW YORK-Lieutenant General
A. r. Chaffee. Drisadier General J.
Franklin Bell and william crozier
sailed for Europe Saturday on the
Red Star line steamer Kroonland
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

The man who cold his wife for IS
and HIS furniture for $50 would bring
about one-ten-thousandth of a cent II
he were sold at auction.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Even Russell Sage has to have a
birthday once q year. unwarrantabIe
though he may feel ii to be to indulge
in them so frequently.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Our modern grafters viii get after
Prof. shepardson II he tries to class
them with the grafters Of a century
ago. who were mere pfkers at the
game.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

HarDer's Weekly predicts that soon
it viii be considered bad form to be
wicked. Il is SO considered now
unless there's at least a million in Il.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

When" asks the London World.
does a woman look her best?" We
have heard OF men who would be
enough to answer when her
lips r closed"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Nobody who knows Wizard Burbank
win believe for one moment tnat he
had anything to do with the evolution
OF the California raisin trust.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

BALTIMORE light furry Of
snow fen here The flakes were seen
BY a number Of early risers. who say
that the furry continued for several
minutes.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

A mans name IL often very attrao.
live to a woman-excopt for the man
thar goes aiong with II.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Secretary Wilson says the cotton
scandal was started by a bull. a bear
and a woman. OF course It couldn't
get along without a woman in it.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Apowder. II rests the fest Cures SwoiirA.
Sore, Hot. Caliona. Aching, Sweating Feet
and ~IngrOwtng Nails. AZ al DrngKists and
shoe stores, - ecnts Accept no substitute
Sample mailed FREE Address. Allies s.
Olnstcd, Lnil0y, N. ".
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24
Has Something 10 Look % To.

Has Something to Look Up To.
IN, Peck is eight inches shorter
than his wife"
Il suppose he doesn't like Il very
well. does hef"
"oh, be doesn't mind II much. He
says he prefers 10 take his higher
criticism that way
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

To sell a gold brick to the smart set
is not so uncommonly funny. There
are fads and fancies In humber life
for parting the fool and his money.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

We can readily believe the doctor
who says there m no good mosquk
toes. Even dead ones are generally
mussy and undesirable.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Next to whisky says a physician.
mosquitoes are mankind's greatest
curse Did you know that mosquitoes
had got next to whiskyf
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Charity covers a multitude Of sins.
but its too much to ask OF us 10
stretch It yer those who commit
crimes in its name.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

A man in St. Louis shot himself
dead because he couldn't sleep. In
somnia viii worry him no more.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

After reciting "CGrsew Shall Not
Ring Tonight" At school a Girl mag
ines she Is a born Oloeutlonlst.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

The Gar needs advice. There are
millions Of Americans willing to give
him all he wants.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

or course the aoronauts are making
progress. but the future Of aerial navi
cation is still al IA The air.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

LAKE ~coRMoRANT. MIss-Hen.
~ roung, a negro who shot and killed
Edward Perry lear here. was hanged
By . mob.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

wELLFLEET. NEB-Groat dam.
age 10 farm buildings and crops was
done by a tornado near here Saturday.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Piso's Cure eannot b. 100 hlghly spoken q a.
= o0axh eurc-J W. o'HhIHH. ~ Third Ave.
y .lAinnea polls. Milan. Jan q IRo
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24
crushed sy TrsIn.

OKLAHOMA cITY-Robert Evans,
"a years old, vas struck and instantly
killed by a Frisco train.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Rockefeller has cornered ali the oils
except castor oil. The castor bean Is
holding out de1antly.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

"'Tis love that makes the world
80 round" sang the poet. Also Il
makes the old world dizzy.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

SssSSTikOPLE-PAcards at
lacking the sultan have been posted
% the mosques throughout the city.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Don't think because a girl giggles az
everything n man says that she has a
keen sense Of humor.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

A poem to him BY Alfred Austin
forms lust At present the ay In white
law Reid's ointment.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

A mans bump OF lmaE;nauon must
be well developed 10 enable him TO
write an Interesting love letter.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

Taxlns bachelors may not boost the
matrimonial game. but Il Ia apt 20 en-.
courage emigration.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1905-08-24

DON'r Fo9aEr
a large Sos package RED Cr0ss Hall HUE. eniv
. ceDta TIT RuNs CempAay. south Head, lad
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
THE GOOD or A GARDEN

The season Is begins hunger
for a little sarden spot.
Il Is not alone the plants long
OF sight and smell not all that powerfully appeal
and throwing cut her
rich odors
An something une put work In tho
sunshine souls In
devotion things that but sweet and
Every dweer who bit ground about his house should
begin think putting garden be only five feet
but he plant succulen onions radshca
stu find for flower throw little
color and little his nfo and the lives 81 his ohdrn
he children then he needs flowers all The more that
may keep toughenuE into the
o selnshness
garden properly viii the dveler
dollar by the chief good II he has
money what with he viii SIN find profit
welding spade hoe exercise There health
PRECIPITATION than
such
eshiaratng than wine and such perfume
sweoer than altar Of roses
II Is as sood ming for mans heart aud mind body
pe the Who does drink
delight
from the noise
orderly that constantly
o around him.
many reasons economical physical eathe and
should his gardener Thousands d
hotels Their existence
dun cherries all that Of
bird They does the Gagged bird
But such living for ali that
nothing which God does
raising vegetables lie
seed sunshlncycs the
stine do little part Of Just loving them from Him.
too
carly yet garisningf early
sin setting plans ready aei' ready and spra
ready.
your pepa-
rAions delightful enjoyment Just
Grated under cold skis blooms forth into BEAUTIFUL flower
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
CHAPTER III
TpfCK Up A LADY.

I Ehh.h q + - - -
That night a. lay awake IN the
bedroom which I shared with Her-
EnE I vas elated and depressed BY
turns at the prospect Of having ia
net near me during the coming or
deal dreaded dragging her into
the horrible vortex In which
aeethed. and yet ! accepted u as a
good omen that ! was going 10 the
one place whore I might find an op-
partunity Of cnlisfing her help u |
finally decided to do 30.
| woke from a fitful sleep and
found HerHog bending over me Nith
thoughtful froEn.
DO not be- alarmed he said.
was only studying your features 40
an artist. Ia other words. ! must
disguise You. Your mustaeh mus,
come off. and then. with the addi-
ton % false aldewhiS Eera. you will
be nnreeognirahle You viii travel
In the company Of the last man IN
the kingdom with whom you will
be looked for.
After We had. breakfasted. he af-
feeted such a change In my appear
anre that should not have known
myself. Shortly afterwards We left
the hotel Henesforth was 70 be
known as Mr.. Martin" an invalid
In charge % hts private medical
man. while he was 20 be- Dr. Bnrra-
hIaa." So were my tracks from
winchester 10 be ohlitefated
After visit TO an outftter's.
where I was supplied with several
suits Of clothes and other necea-
sarlea. We made our way to the rail
way station and took tickets for
Huntington while waiting for the
train I noticed that there was I'M
wanted excitement round the book
stall The clerk WAS selling papers
as fast as he could hand them
over.
shuddered. but HcrzuR bought n
paper. 1T o. all right" he said.
The police are on a hot scent after
You 10 London did not spend a
couple of hours Yesterday at Win
chester for nothing"
After a little while. when ] found
that nobody paid the least attention
10 me. I gained confidence. and by
the time we went on board the
steamer at Eymlngton ] had lost
most of my Helf-eonscinuanesa.
Il being the height Of the tourist
season the little steamer was crowd
ed. Herzog had taken first class
tickets. and we had been free to
mount the bridge deck He who
was AZ once my evil genius and my
Dreserver stood ct my side. leaning
over the rails and chattering trlfe8
10 me-for tho benefit of bystand-
ers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28

No. but / am Interested ia this
escape that everyone iH talking Of. ="
was the answer that thrilled me
with "A wonder that Increased ten
fold when the speaker added in a
grave. aWeet tone. not ON my own
account you know. but "A friend OF
mine Do a afauueh believer In Capt
HlYinEton'n Innocence. aud she has
affected mo with some Of her en-
thuainHm
While these remarks which pre-
aumed an acquaintance between
Lady Muriel" and my Janet. as
tuuinhcd mo. their effect on the pet
aon 90 whom they were addressed
was marked aud instantaneous.
Ills browa contracted In "A deep
aeaWl. aud he waved HE hand with
"a gesture % impatienco.
Don't waste your aweetncaH on
such neoundrel There was no
doubt that no was guilty-any more
than there IL that he will speedily
be caught and hanged
YOU speak ~ violently that the
Wish might we'll be father 10 tho
thought. said the girl eoldly
Not At alt know nothing
about the case. aud care less" And
then. obviously intending 10 change
the subject. my unknown detraetor
exclaimed. by Iuyei look az that
big steamer We are passing "A troop
ship. ] think"
tTo DO Contlnuedl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
THE SUNNY SOUTH

Invitea Ynu 20 come and enjoy It's
many attractions for pleasure and
health seekers Absorb the sun
shine. enjoy the flowers. surf bath
ing. etc. The famous Scenic Shasta
Route ~ the F0ufharn Pacific Co
with IT, two daily trains offers sH.
rciieut accommodation 70 Callfor-
mia
Tickets reservations and drscfip-
tive literature az Union T-teket Of
flee. sos Firat Ave. . + Ellis.
Grui Agent 40.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
We work with, not
against, doctors

We give doctors the formula for
Ayers Sarsaparilla. Then they
can tell, when asked, just what
il will do. Suppose you ask
your doctor aboutthis medicine
in cases Of impure blood, thin
blood, debility, exhaustion,
nervousness, anemia. I Is 9 ay' &C. CO.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
BY HEApoA HILL

or these. the nearest was tall.
handsome girl. plainly but snpen-
Hiyely dressed y ho. save for maid
seemed II be- travelling alone SOME
thing about her gave the Impression
Of the great lady" could see
that llerEaF probably knew who she
waa A broad .Hhouldered. slim
Walstcd man came up the stairs and
advanced toward the fair unknown
There waa "a wagering braKEado-
eio Ia hla manner. self assertion
about his waNed muhtnch. that
filled me with dislike lie glanced
eontomptunualy at me and was
treating HorxuE 10 the same sort Of
survey. when his blood shot and
red trimmed eyes dllated for one
heetlng instant. aud we're quickly
aYsrted.
Sorry | could not come up be-
fore, but | have been occupied tn
looking amer your luggage, no
said AZ he Joined the lady
1t doesn't matter at an Waa
thu reply that sounded like auuh
Have you done with your newHpa b.
per YETI II 20. should like 70 look
at a."
Tho gentleman affected 20 search
the pockets Of hia travelling cape.
aud then gave an exclamation ~
annoyance II must have lon II IN
the train. he said Are you Al
Ways a. eager for news as you are
this morning. Lady Murlei7"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
C0HN---RcKLES

Goldie Kickles. one Of the leaders
In Jewish society in Seattle. and
Sam Cohn. the well known business
man. were married az Wilson's hall.
Second and Pike. a. p. m. Sunday.
in the presence Of fully 800 relatives
and friends. The ceremony was
performed by Rabbi II. Gems %
this city Mrs. Sophie Stein. sister
OF the bride. vas maid o. honor
bridesmaids were: Misses Nettie
GOldstein. Fannie Weinberg. Jessie
and Lillian Mohre. II Mosler. sam
Julius and Willie Rickles attended
the groom A c0litz Weighing 30
p0gnds-the largest loaf OF bread
ever served NJ a wedding In this sec
ti0n was carved BY Rabbi Gems. as
sisted by Measrs. ". Mosler. ".
Keasler. VIM. Greenberz. NJ. Eisbert
and K J. Goldberg.
The wedding collation. was alto
geiher a splendid one The hall
was beautifully decorated.
After a short tour through Brit
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28

"Pshawl I knew all along that
YOU. being what you are would take
the sensible view. and there IL this
consolation that n yau are caught
after crime number two you can
only be hanged once, he Chuekled.
And now. nv friend. that ia the
last word ! shall say To harrow
Won" he went on Ia pleaaanter
/ tone a little harshneaa was ueces-
aary 10 show you the futillty Of try
ing 90 CANNON me With pleas II In
naconce. but having accepted tho
situation YOU shall be treated with
all courtesy during our association
so long aa you are true To tho
mind. Hut u VIII be your own fault
| II YOU do not find me a cheerful aud
resoureeful cumfadc. With compass
sion enough 10 take a sporting IN
tprrst In your ultimate escape
Every word this man apoke filled
me with loathluE and disgust I
Was not sure that ! did not dislike
his oily uyrrturea for amity more
than his hostile sneefs. let ua
come 10 business. said who 10
If that am 10 klllT lie should DO
person 81 some Importance 60
warrant such elaborate prepare
tions
Yes. he would be considered I'm
portant.H was M custudian'a reply.
though from your point ~ view
that should make no difference.
The individual 10 whom you have
10 turn your attention Is the Right
Honorable Geo Augustus. earl OF
Aaphinktan
My heavens I cried ashast.
the prime minister
NO less. said Heroes. watching
mo warliv-ao Warily that Il was
time 90 play act little. and I did
Il with such clumsy craft as pos
aesa
The head % the cursed govern
ment that spurned the iury'n recon-
mendation % mercy. Missed.
/ sHerEok. I know nothing ~ your
motives nor do ! care got for
them. tut give me the means To
slay this Internal tyrant. and I Wili
I blot him out a. II he we're a mad
I dog Lead me 20 him as aoan aa
you like and you will not find mo
fail Where Il my Lord Alphing-
TONI
For a moment I feared that { had
uYerdons II. 80 fierCely penetrating
grew HerEng's stare. Hut no. he
drew long breath nf relief and
poured himself cut n fresh drink
Tonight Lord AlphlHgton Is in
London. be said. when be- had re-
freshrd himself "Hut In a daY or
two be Koes to a mansion near
FrcshWater. In the isle u Wight.
which he has taken Tor the reeeaa
at Totland BaY. 10 be precise We
also shall become deniEena OF the
Isle % Wight tomorrow. my friend
In the character % harmless sum
mer visitors
Once more I needed all the re-
atrAlnt I could muster NJ true ia
net. the girl 81 my heart. and the
only being IN the wide world who
believed in me. Naa staying az Tot
land Bay.
hat succeeded IN cnniuring up a
malignant laugh as repeated the
phrase. harmless summer visit
tors"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
Pain in the
Head

Is a danger signal. warning
you that the brain nerves arc
cxhausted-irritated. and arc
I undergoing an unnatural strain.
Frequent and prolonged at
tacks OF pain weaken the gen
crative power OF the nerve
cells of the brain, and lead TO
loss OF memory, melancholy,
, spasms. epilepsy. and frequent
Wy insanity.
/ When the brain nerves arc
weakened they are unable to
supply sufficient nerve force
I TO the nerves that control the
lungs, heart. stomach and
other organs. and these organs
are thus robbed OF energy, and
unable TO meet the demands
upon them. and they get sick.
Stop the head pains with DR..
Miles Anti-Pain Pills. and the
influence upon your general
health will be greater than you
can realize.
Il want 70 tell you how thankful I
nm Ter Or Miles AntispaIn pIila
Prom n child I have been subject 20
sick headache. and never found any
lasting roller until I received 4 sample
- Or Miles Autl-Fain Pills while In
Geneva six years ago. ny taking one
"a usually throws OF my pain. 90 I
/ - ~ sfaf ma IRHHHa
Mrs ALMA GATES.
r. +. d, Ne. Z. Geneva. Ohio.
Or. Miles Antl-Patn Pills are sold by
your druggist, who will uuaran tee that
the FIRST package will benefit. IL
Tails he will return your money.
p doses, Is cents. Never aoid IN bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28

WE Gas so
The High school Debating 80.
ciety held an intensely lntereaing
meeting last night In Prof Mnlt.
hoIlerB room. The question of de.
bate was Is Gas safe When Blown
OUT The affirmative won on
points. Point Hollow. Gazetteer.
ECHOES FROM BATTY LAND.
GO "ChestnutH Among 'Eut9
why Is man with five wkes
never broker
because he always has a "
why do so many girls attend .
baseball game ?"
They 70 there to make a
catch"
why do tho Russian peasants re-
semble a pair OF creased trousers 80
because they are often re-
pressed
rs Il etiquette to eat limburger
cheese with the fingers
NO. II Is considered very bad
taste"
Why Is the man with an hun
dred-dpllar watch happier than the
man with a flve-dollar watch7
because he has "A better time
What happens to the majority Of
baseball players7"
Many OF them 60 'hatty." Some
get off their base Others are al
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
VA STAR DUST ~

ways chasln the .balr -shllo the
pitcher IN OFTEN broke
Why should you not luhaln the
fragrance from bunch Of flowers ..
Because Il makes the nose gay !"
Why do ladies wear curaeta 80
because they consider II good
form
Why does a snake erawi on its
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
10 LOS

Mrs. A. Martin thia week Re
ceiYed the sad news Of the death Of
John Dye. AT Paris. BIO. He WAS an
uncle OF Robert Dye and his sister.
Mira Martin Mr. Dye had quite a
local reputation as n weatheT
praphet. baainE his predictions on
the MELT OF HOGS -i.eayenworth
Echo.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28
MONKS ASSAULTED

CONsTASTIN0PLE. March as.--
Bulgarian revaiuti0natles Sunday
sacked and burned the monastery q
st Nicholas az Caatoria- The monks
we're expelled and many we're
wnun ted.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28

Those grand dukes roaf the Rus
sian people about $4,000 600 year.
not counting what they steal"
Gee. They're aH expensive a. a lot
Of E1nrodoaa Heatet girls"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-28

James A sexton Post. Va. iO5. G.
A X and Womau.H Relief Corps
No 80. Will give progressive whist
party A. All hall. 1920 Second ave
nue.. Thursday ovening. March 80
An invitation IL extended 10 all q
4. Il. W X G. LadieH 81 the Grand
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