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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
GOT OFF CHEAP.

He may well think, he has got off
cheap, who. after having contracted
eonstipations or indigestion, is still
able to perfectly restore his health.
Nothing will do this but DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. A quick, pleasant,
and certain cure for headache. con
stipation, etc. 25c at A. NJ. Hughes
drug store; guaranteed.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
lake FINDING MoNEY

Finding health is like finding mon
ey-so think those who arc sick,
When you have cough. cold. sore
throat, or chest irritation. better act
promptly like W. G. narbcr, Of san
dy l.cvd, Va. Ne sAys'I II had q
terrible chest trouble, caused BY smoke
and coal dust on my lungs but after
no relief In other remedies, ! was
cured by nr fosa Now Discovery
for consumlNIon. COUGHS and colds
0rniat aalc oI any cough or huns
medicine In h0 world AZ A. M
Hughea drug A|oIeI 600 ana il.ol,l
guaranteed m bottle iFfo
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

A representative Of the Louisville
Herald vas in town offering the
Herald fr six months and gives .
fountain pen al for two dollars.
He sells the pen and throws the
paper in. You can use the pen ia
write the editor Of the Herald Ia
discontinue your paper.-Lellchrele
Gaseite
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
LEAVE eAsssILLE ctSIL Al IIur
East Bound.

No I-225 a m. daily. Norfolk "a
press for Raaeake, Lynchlburg. Rich
mond and Norfolk. PULLMAN sleeIers
10 Roanoke without change
No l6-i;O6 p NJ. daily, William
son WEIGH Bluefiel q. RolAneke Nor.
fork and all points ON main line and
branches Pullman Sleeper " Roanoke
aud Norfork Cafe Cars
n. D MAHER. Generihl Manages
Roanoke, Va
W. Il. BEvII.L General Passenger
Agent Roanoke. Va
Allen Hull. Division Pass4 nger Agent
Columbus Ohio
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
WANTEDl
$4,000 Cross-ties

The IroutOh cross-tie Co. want d
buy ties on Big Blaine from the fork,
Of Blaine TO the mouth. inspection be
ginning October 18th. and MONTH,
thereafter. No ties taken on sid
streams. For particulars address c
C. Clarke. Ironton. o.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
nest FOR CHILDREN.

Mothers. he careful OF the health
of your children. Look out ioI
Coughs, Cold, Group and whooplnr
couvh. stop them In tlme Ono Min.
ute Cough Cure Is the h,si remedy
Harmless and pleasant Contains no
oplales Sold Lov'sa Drug Co
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
WANTED.
White Oak and Hickory
Hoop Poles

I will buy amy Quanvuf Of White
Oak and Hickory 'e IS In car,
load lots aud pay q" When load.
ed on cars wrlih.. ices and
specifications. ""P
n & culberI1.h., =, ohio.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

Thomas Harris recently found Adroi
Stepp in room with his wife at ar
unreasonable hour and Immediately
proceeded to shoot and dangerously
wound him. H1rris shot in self
defense, so he says. A Williamson
paper speaks Of it as a ''regretful
affair"
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
If You Are
Perplexed

In reference 10 the best dispositioa
of the amount of money (small OF
large), which you are putting aside
for your family or for your old age.
write The Mutual Life Insurance
Company Of New York for iuforma-
ton as to the form OF policy that
will best suit your needs. Here IS
an example OF results:
Tke fa.s Afrtfat \ Wa,-fhr.,e q FAEsaslgAia- -.
dsf sai.eniY - frfag. hrit peiea a.a1ausStg ~ =
Ia ne N-t1a tisr iss1ran-s Cqf4ay q Ne Yea IA
furas 4 taslrlnee zn-r - tese ssi -cr
sriected nj hts stl- Ill rrrise - 90 in as
al iza.si s os q = an - t-s-iy lsafs =. -
lisinr Tie cal rei - IA - ms 81
naslng ne al eissi uarf d - I fisl ~
- -sh ~ lssai.as Paii > NJ NasrfA-ss s-~aisd
'Fross PlIs4tlsLss Reroys. !s'ss. ~. Igosl
In writing for terms on similar policies
state what you would like TO receiv'
in cash at the end Of limited payment
period. amount YOU would like your bene
hciary to receive IN event Of your death
and give your age
THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE
i CoMP ~ or NRw YoRK
RICH A MecuHDy. Presidenl
F. II. YATES, Dist. Man. Louisa. X!
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
A COLD SETTLED IN HIS KIDNEYS

A. j. Jennesse. s2Ol Butler ST..
Chicago. writes; Il am a switehman
and an cut in all kinds OF weather.
| took a cold which settled in my
kidneys and | was in bad shape. !
tried several advertised remedies
with no benefit until was recon-
mended to try Foley's Kidney Cure.
Two thirds OF bottle cured me"
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

Lexington, KY. Sept. 7.-Becauss
he is a resident of the feud-ridden
county of Rreathitt Judge ]. J. c.
Black of Jackson, has been refused
a life insurance pole in the Mui
ual Life o.. Of New York. BeecheI
Laswell wr5.e policy for 5000 ION
Judge Black. but the company de
clined the risk.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

ST. xart McNeely has placed $50
in t. bank at Williamson. to be gi,
en- as a reward for the .apprehensioi
of Jesse Brow ming. who shot and kill
ed Mary McNeely a short time agu
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

Morehead. KY. September; c. The
Mules" to-day in Grand Council
meeting. elected the folloTing offic-
ers: B. E. Carr, of WEI Liberty,
Council General; J. H. Burdette, Of
Ashland, Grand Treasurer; G. B.
Belcher, Of Paintsville. Grand Secre-
tary; Inside Sentinel. Mr.. Lyons, Of
Morgan county; Outside Sentinel,
lobe Hazelett. Mayity; Grand Chap
lain. Rev. Isaac Coffee. of Morgan
county.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
npnRAT0Rs MANrEn.

wruo now for our Photography cai.
nlog, Graduates SECURE pasillona
Address y, n. Cherry, Bowling Green
KENTUCKY
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
ssssss.ssssssssssssss srar,
: OUR NElGHBORs.
ssAs.sssAasssEss.1sssssSsi

A Lexington residence built taal
from Ksn,uclry mines is ire
ster forward.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

B. Fulton French was put On
trial in the Clark iCrcuit Court on
the charge of causing witnesses u
leave the State in Mrs. James B. Mar
GUMS damage csuit for the murdI
If her husband. His co-defendant.
ire Alex H. Hargis. Judge jams
Hargis. Ed Callahan. Sam Field anC
Nose Feltner. Alex. II. Hargis wal
granted a separate trial. Judge Bent
IN refused to vacate the bench oi
prevent Sheriff Mccord from exer
Using othe duties OF his office Of
he alleged ground Of prejudice. Tn
.ase of Curt Jett for the killing o
lanes cockrill will hardly be trie'
1t this term OF the Harrison Cir
,uit Court.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

There is every reason to believe
says a Washington correspondent
that Mrs. Tom Kirk will continue &c
serve as postmistress of Paintsville
KY, notwithstanding the efforts made
to GUST her Nothing is heard from
her case. and evidently the Postof-
flee Department officials have de
cided to drop it. Ex-senator Kirk'r
health is now poorer than ever and
he has influential friends in Wash
ington who are not overlooking the
interests of his wife.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

Judge Wilkinson has granted anoth-
er injunction against the county court
Of this county and the b. F Smith
Constructor Co..restraining and inhib
ting them from building a new Jail
at Wayne. One OF the grounds iar
the injunction is that the levy Of
1905 will not produce enough money
to pay for the building
BY not answering the first injunc
ton granted by Judge Wilkerson tn
court virtually acknowledged thar i
was not proceeding in the matter &C
cording to law. 1t is not likely .hs
an answer will be flied 10 this in
ljunction.-Kenova Reporter.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

tent OF $4,000 copies q few
years ago. At n.50 per COPY.
Last year We gave away
CO.. 900 worth OF these invalus-
Bile books. This year we shall
give away 10000 worth Of
them. VIII yOfl share In this
benefltf IL 50. send only p
one-cent stamp "a cover cost
OF mailing only Tor book In
stiff paper covers. or d stamps
for cl0th-bound- Address DR..
Il V plerca- nnInll. 4 ".
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

II out OF health, write 10 old Or. Pierce
lie will send you good, fstherly, profess
sional advice without charge
These sugar coated little
EXS Pellets are the smallest. the
XeWeS@ easiest TO take. and the easiest
In the way they act No grip
ing. no violence. no disturbance to The sys-
tenn, diet OF occupation. They are the Ortgi'
nal Little Liver Pills. first put up By old DIR.
r v. Pierce. over 10 years ago They have
been much initiated but never eaualed
They come In walls. always fresh and reliA-
BILE: convenient vest-pocket remedy.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
any and all bids

any anu al utuS-
From the above it win be seen
that the city of catlettsburg Is 70
have new Masonic temple. mod
ern in every particular Arrange
ments have been made to ereci a
handsome brick structure suited tG
the wants OF the Masonic order ant
for general business purposes.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

LEAVE eAssynlI- ctsIRM TINE.
West Bourld.

No s-i.20a. m. daily. for Kenova.
Portsmouth. Cincinnati and Columbus
arrives Cincinnati 1000 a m, arrives
Columbus ! 40 a m. Pnllihan Sleeper
10 Cincinnati and COLUMBUS without
change.
No. i5--1.5en m. except Sunday for
Kenoya and intermediate stations, con
nection at Kenova for portsmouth
Columbus and intermediate stations
arrives Columbus $50 I'm arrives
Cincinnati s.iO p m, Pullman sleeper
fromkenova.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

The apildlng comYi>ttee u p
ton Lodge is now prepared i 70
ceive bids On improvements to be
made on their building. corner Main
and Centre streets. Plans AMI spec
iflcations can be sBen AZ Catlests-
burg National Bank or At the o-i'ee
Of =. 7. eiesl,e, Archit %
". v BIOS are 10 be fi'.a
9st'. burg Natisna' eal.k
nitsee reserve tie right 70 ryje.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
A. P. BANFIELD, M. D.
DuCHANAN. ~.

HUNHN.NAN' M
Offers professional services sIc,Ial
attention given dl.eases Of tie Eye.
Ear. Throat, Nazel Cavities aud Chest
Eyes tested and glasses aomiely
fitted. AT offiCe in Cailetisbais 9cry
Tuesday aud Friday,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15

AT Williamson Charles Burnett anC
Charles Smooth were arrested and
taken to Ashland. charged with rob
bling Ike Poilock's jewellery store al
THAI place last week. Some of the
stolen goods were found in their
possession.
Later:-On Wednesday night the
prisoners we're taken 10 Catlattsburg
in the custody of chief Of police
Williamson and tried before Judge
Kinner Friday morning. Pleading
guilty they were sentenced 10 four
yeats in the penitentiary.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1905-09-15
DONT BE HYPNOTISED,

Hoodwinked, hoodOoed. or 0ver-persnaoeu
into accepting substitute for Doctor
Plerce's favorite Prescription with us
record Of nearly 20 years. embracing
hundreds OF thousands q cures Of
Wonan's peculiar ailments It's The. only
remedy for wOman's Ills sold by drug
rlsts. that 4 not full OF ebOoze H-poor
whisky. or bad alcohol.
A guarantee Of $1,000 Is offered that
sFayorite Prescription contains no aico-
hol, opium or other harmful drug. Keeps
in any climate.
sFavorits Prescription Is q powerful
inyigorafIng ionic, aud imparts strength
70 the whole system and 10 The womb
aud its appeAdages In particular. FOL
overwOrked. sworn ont. Hrrun-down," de-
bIlitated teachers. milliners. dressmAk-
ers. seamstresses, Sshop-giTls,' house
keepers, nursing mothers, and teeDis
women generally. DR.. Pierce's FayOrit'
Prescription Is the greatest earthly boon
being uneQusled as an appetiZing cordia
and restorative tonic.
It's an insult To your intelligence Tor
dealer TO attempt 10 palm of upon yol
an alcoholic substitute for this world
famed medicine. You knOiU what yo'
want. It's his business 70 meet TIA
.Oanf. When he urges some substitui
he's thinking OF the larger profit he'l
make-not Of your welfare.
~EO mn GIVEN AWAY, in copies {
YOOg OO0 The Peoples Common sens
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
Would Make the Car
Abdicate for a Regent

B3RLIN. May s1.-A remarkable story
is current here today in high circles.
which would be almost Incredible were
1t not from the source whence it APP
pears to emanate.
II Is to the effect that a plot has been
discovered in Russia. Several grand
dukes and many high officials of reac-
tionary tendencies are implicated.
The plot had for its purpose tfae forced
abdieation OF the Gar and a regency
under the leadership of one OF the grand
dukes most opposed TO the change Of
the present system OF government.
Sergius for Regent.
According to the story. the Grand
Duke sergius has been selected by the
conspIrators as a regent. The plot was
at the point Of fruition when Sergius
was assassinated.
1t is intimated that. as matter OF
the fact. the murder OF Sergius was
really the work of friends of the Czar
who had learned of the plot. Color is
lent to this by the fact that relatives Of
General Trepof were implicated in that
assassination. Suspicion of completely
attached TO men high in the secret po-
lice.
Vladimir Selected.
After the death of Sergius the con-
spirators were divided as TO who would
be the next best man for regent. It was
The Washington times., 1905-05-31

surviving officers and men he aban-
doned the flagship and went on board
the destroyer Biedovy.
At 5:29 o'clock Saturday afternoon the
Russian flagship went down.
The Biedovy headed south in an effort
to escape. The Japanese destroyer
Sazanami was in hot pursuit
South Of the island OF Urleung the
japanese vessel overhauied the Biedovy.
A shell across her bows caused her to
surrender
Rogestvensky Captured.
Rogestvensky and another admiral
supposed to be Rear Admiral Enquist,
both severely wounded. together with
eighty other Russians, including the
STAFF officers from the flagship. were
taken prisoners.
In the hight on Saturday the Russian
ships sunk, In addition 10 the flagship.
were the battleships Borodtno and Alex
ander III, the protected cruiser Jem-
chug and three others.
More than 1900 prisoners We're taken,
including Admiral Neibomatoff. beside 5
those captured with Admiral Rogest-
vensky.
continued the attack on ali the Russian
vessels IN sight. The nghting was now
near the 1ianeourt Rocks.
The Russian ships Nicholai I. Orel,
Seniarene. Apra1ine. and IZumrud were
drawn up in g line of battle. A terrible
Are was poured into these ships.
Russians Surrounded.
The japanese had surrounded the Rus
slams.
Three Japanese battleships were to the
west Of them; five great armored cruis-
ers on the east. and FIVE torpedo boat
destroyer fotilias engaging them on
every side.
Two other Russian ships. with In
creased speed, were making their way
north. both badly damaged These two
were pursued by four ships and three
fiotillas Of destroyers.
The remainder OF the japanese feet
kept the other Russians surrounded un-
Ill their destruction was inevitable.
message was flashed TO the battle
ship Orel, suggesting surrender. While
the battle ragged for fifteen minutes
longer the signal went up from the
The Washington times., 1905-05-31

| ultimately agreed that vladimir should
be the man.
Only short time ago the Car was
made acquainted with the plot. The
plotters also discovered their plans were
known
While the discovery put a temporary
stop TO the scheme. SO highly placed and
powerful We're the pIotters that 1t was
up and make no attempt to snfiiet pun
ishment.
1t is intinated that the plan has not
sure to be aroused by the destruction Of
Rogestvensky' fleet and the coming de-
gtruction of Lineyfteh may be deemed
as a suitable time To make the effort
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
DEATH RECORD.

Dance. Annie G. 20. 14ss st NV
Enoch. Wilbur. 29. Eastern Branch. Potomac.
Fitch. Mary r.. II. al New Jersey ave. Sc.
Garner, Emma, %. Freedman's Hospital
Hall. Mary E., 70, s0I @ st. sV
johnson. Ella. 33. Freedman Hospital
johnson. Stokeiey. SO. II 18th st. extended.
Jones. Mary J., IS. 33l MASSACHUSETTS, ave. ne.
Leonard. Sarah W. II, 6 Grant place NV.
Levy. Sophia. 30. li3o 7th st nv
AassIna, Samuel J., %, Navy Yard dock.
Miles, John. &c. sls 4ih NV.
Sewsone, EmeIine, Is, 1924 Sd st sw
Pryor. John W, CT. 23314 Virginia ave. sw.
Richardson, Jesse l., days. Good Hope.
Southworth, Mary. 49, 218 Sd st NV
\ aasciver, John B.. 45. Garfield Hospital.
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
Orel asking for an armistice of ten min
utes.
Ships Surrender.

Orel asking for an armistice of ten min
utes.
Ships Surrender.
AT the end Of that time the Russians
gave notice they would surrender the
battIeships Orel and Nicholai, the two
coast defense honclads. and the cruiser
Izumrud
The commander of the IZumrud had
refused to take any part in the surren-
der. In hail of fire he made his way
north, pursued by two Japanese ships
The iZuTnrud was on fire in two places
during the engagement. Despite the
enormous damage done to her, her gall
nigntfan, with the assistance of heavy
mist which came up about o'clock in
the afternoon.
The .orei and the. Ntcholai were not
taken from these fronclads; it was found
that the dead number in excess of 600:
the wounded were more than 400 The
greatest damages We're to the two de-
Tense ironciads-
Another Ship 0verhau1ed.
When the main force of the japanese
had ceased firing and arrangements
We're being made for a disposition of
| the vessels. the Admiral Oushako1-.
coast defense ship. was sighted making
off in a southwestern direction
/ The Iwate and Yakima were sent in
pursuit. They soon oyerhauled the Rus
/ sian ship
| A signal was made demanding surren-
| der. Her commander refused TO yield.
| The japanese opened fire. At $50 the
Admiral Oushakon was sunk. The
| Russian crew of 500 men we're rescued
| by the Japanese.
| The Russian cruiser Donitrl DonslSoi
/ was the last to meet destruction at the
/ hands of the Japanese in the Sunday
| battle. She was oVeFtaken by three
cruisers when fleeing to the northwest,
at o'clock in the evening.
Forced on Rocks
| Fired on. she continued her course
along the coast. After nightfaII a flo
| tilla OF destroyers went after her
They battered the already badly dam
aged ship, driving her on the rocks on
| the southeastern shore of Urieung ISL
and. off the Korean coast The shin
was found there the next morning, a
total wreck.
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
Japanese Cruisers Off
To Finish Their Work

LONDON, May sI.lThe correspondent
or the Evening Standard at Shanghai
wires that the cruiser squadron of the
Japanese fleet. under the command of
Admiral Kamimura, is leaving Formosa
IoT the mouth of Yangtse ri5er.
The Russian cruiser Smotsnsk is re-
ported lying in the Yapgtse 1t is sup
POSED the purpose of the. Japanese
Continued on Fourth Page.)
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
DIED.

HEDRTCK-On Tuesday. May 30, 1905. at
her residence, 1891 street northwest, MARY
ELLEN EEDRICK. born Thompson widow
OF Benjamin Sherwood Hedrfck, in the sew
enty-sixth year OF her age. 1t
MeEEELY-on Monday. May Is. 1906. at
40 pLn, al Iiarpers Ferry. W. Va, MAR
GARET CAROL McNEELY 1t
RyoG-a his home, Glendale. Md, on
Tuesday. May 50. 1995 at p m. VILLA II
THOMAS REOS, aged seventy years.
InterneDt on Thursday at 2:50 p m at
ST. Georges Chapel. 1t
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
ATLANTIC CITY HOTELS.
HOTEL AGNEW
EARL-MAR HALL FirsDroef: els-
TIE ALBEMARLE. yIaaINIA

the ocean - most popular section Elesant.
modern h?tei. new throughout. Capacity, sgs
Fine, large rooms. private baths: steam
heat; elevator, etc. 1000 It. sun paritrs and
porehes. Orchestra: frequent social features.
Superior table and service. Special spring
terHs-SS. SO. si2.59 SIS weekly; 81 up daily
Number OK most desirable rooms at the Ss
rate during June Booklet. J. p. COPE.
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
a Follower of Grin.

Many persons find Themselves affected
with persistent cough after an attack
of the grip. AS this cough can be
promptly cured by the use of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy 1t should not be
allowed TO run on until It becomes
troublesome For sale by all druggists.
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
ATLANTIC CITY HOTELS.
THE Lorraine.

ST. Charles place. facing the Ocean. Ca
pacity. ZOO Fresh and sea water bathsi ,pI
parlor. etc. Special spring rates. Booiies.
CHAS. e. WAGNER
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
SPRING RESORTS

The Washington Times advertising representative City
general Of the Resort Advertising Company
Bartlett building North Carolina and Atlantic All ADVERTISE
ents accepted at the rates the office of The
Washington Catalogues and Booklets application
Office Of The Washington Times.
The Washington times., 1905-05-31
THE ROBBINS, 5. svs', south NEAR Gassslaa asaas.
All couv Special. s6 up wkiy. Mrs. r. Allen
SPENCER HALL

-rt.s5 hoseI in atlantic City. $40. S1z. SIS
Weekly. All rooms have open view. Booklet.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-09-07

The Oldest architectural ruins In the
world are believed to be the rock-cut
temples at Ipsambool. on the left bank
Of the Nile in Nubia The largest OF
these ancient temples contains IL
apartments hewn out Of solid stone.
The largest single stone used in this
work is one which forms a yeranda-
like projection along one side OF the
main temple. II is 81 feet long. 50 feet
broad and 17-one account says nine
feet thick.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-09-07
Do NOT Feel Fit Il
forAG>thi9g X

ment. Doctors treated me for rheu-
matism, but failed to help me. l lost
all confidence in medicine, but Doan's
Kidney Pills relieved me so quickly
and so thoroughly that | gladly made a
statement to that effect for publication.
This was in 1898, and during the six
years which have elapsed l have never
known Doan's Kidney Pills to fall
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr.. Bierbach will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster Mil
burn Co., Buffalo, n. Y. For sale by
all druggists; price, 80 cents per box
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-09-07
Had the Theory All Right.

Editor-Well. sir, have examined
your articles in explanation OF how you
have managed to solve the financial
problem, conquer all difficulties and
make the world treat you As deter
mined man deserves. You will see the
article in the next issue OF the hot Air
Magazine.
Contributor-0h. thank you. sir! But
for heavens sake can't you advance
me at least a part of the price now?
I'm broke and as hungry as a hunter.
Baltimore American.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-09-07
Pretty Near II

Rufus Choate once tried TO get a
Boston witness to give his idea Of alb
sent-mindedness. Well" said the
witness, who was typical New Eng.
land Yankee. Il should say that a man
who thought he'd left his watch 10
hum, and TOOK IL out'n his pocket to
see il he'd time to go hum and git it.
was a leetle absent-minded."
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-09-07
THE DANDELIoN.

Adown the sunny meadow.
Along the mountain pass,
The dandelion's flaming.
A cand.e In the grass.
II burns al morn and noontios
Unwasted and undimmed.
And by no e.fin scissors
Its wick is gayly trimmed
No zephyr light and airy
That dallies round about
This candle OF the grasses
Can ever blow IL out
When all its gold has crumbled
And quite dissolved away
Along the meadow drifting
We note a gauzy spray.
That wrath ike swirls and eddies
Across the sunny dell,
But 10 what fairy haven
Is more than ! can tell
-R. X Munkittrick. in n. Y. Herald.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-09-07
Dishonest Viceroy.

The viceroy OF the two Kuang prov
inees, China, recently put out a proc
lamation that no pawnshop was TO
take arms in pawn. Being later him
self in need of funds, he sent his own
agents with arms to pledge. Five shops
accepted them: and these sfterward
paid fines in the amount Of 81 $50 each.