The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-17

long Distance. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. .b3'
Ardmore, Thursday, August II, 1905
There are many weeds in Musko
gee. but they are not as becoming ol
as much gone after as widows weeds
A new daily paper in Kansas floats
the motto. I'VE Mount to Heaven on
the Wings Of knowledge Sort of fly
paper, as II were
II the daughter of John Wanamaker
felt comfortable going to dinner with
Booker r. Washington as her escort
the rest of the people ought to be
satisfied.
The New York Press says. From
the way woman acts about IT, il
must be awful for her to die and leave
her curly hair ies. but then again
she dyes ana keeps her curly hair.
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the smasher, was the first state to
christen battleship with water in
stead Of wine Doubtless It is figured
up there that Carrie has already vast
ed enough of the other.
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If Methodist ministers secure mo
nopoly on performing wedding cere,
monies the Presbyterians cannot com
plain. The new Methodist marriage
service omits the word obey" while
the new Presbyterian ritual retains it,
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Mr.. j. Observation-Disclosures
encyclopedias, who has recently gone
into the fruit business in shawnee
cannot expect to get his name in the
papers very often without paying reg
ular space rates.
Apparently Japan Is going to yield
all the unessential points in order that
her insistence on the main demands
will seem less harsh and arbitrary.
The worlds sympathy Is worth hav.
ing even in times Of victory.
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"A few determined citizens and an
equal number of barrel stayes Of an
extra large Caliber viii aid some in
keeping the Louisiana negroes, ana
whites as well, from entering Texas
unceremoniously says the Clarksville
Times.
President Roosevelt is said to have
changed his plans. and may not call
any extra session of congress. Come
TO think about IL, II might be very
hard on Secretary Wilson's depart
ment and other departments at this
particular time.
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Three cattlemen have discovered n
volcano in Nevada, so II IS reported.
As these gentlemen were not on a
fishing expedition, some credence may
be given the report. They did not take
IT into camp with them but simply
put their brand on IL and left It where
they found H.
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Morbus Sabbation. or Sunday
sickness, is a disease peculiar to some
people It is very prevalent at this
time of year The symptoms vary, but
Il never interfcres with the appetite
II never lasts more than twenty-four
hours. No doctor Is ever called, II al
ways proves fatal in the end to the
spiritual life tits becoming fearfully
prevalent, and is inmring thousands
every year. The attack comes on sud
denly every Sunday except on occas-
ions Of wild west shows and Indian
dancing No symptoms are felt Samr.
day night, the patient sleeps well and
eats a hearty breakfast but about 10.
o'clock or near church time the at
tack comes on and continues until SER
vices are over for IN, morning Then
the patient begins TO feel easy. and
eats a hearty dinner In the afternoon
the patient Is much better, and rs able
10 take a walk and read the Sunday
paper even 20 out and visit some
neighbor. He eats hearty supper
but about o'clock he has another at
tack which Keeps him al home On
Monday morning however. he wakes
up rcfreshenCd and able 10 20 tO|
work having no symptoms Of the
malady until the ne&t Sunday morning