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Tota3 ...V II u II u IU1aa 60 g 70 II o 10 y
Rochcster.. ...........0 1900 4 'i-s
First base on erroIsIRochester, ?. Left on
bases-Jerssy City q Rochester; FIST u Isss on
81 clarkscn. by WMes Tire Md has; m, Bit
lev Mcconnell. Stolen bases--Clement IN. MOT
rtt. Smith. Double Pisy.McConnsil: smith , and
pires--Hassctt and Moran. Tme-2 hours and Is
minutes. Atteudance--+ooo.
MONTREAL. 8; HHwARK,%. ~ ''
Newark suffered It's second successive defeat
yesterday st the hands OF the Montreal tailenders
IN Newark The score.
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NEW YORK.


Totals .....5 0 n Is
sNo one out when game was forfeited.
NV s,'sseYH oIhi... ..:..:..c 20
Two base hlts-Ritchey a.: Leach. Dahlen.
Sacrince hits-Bowerman. Brain. Ritchey. Case.
Philippe, s. First base on balls on Case. l; on
Phii,1tc. !: on Aatheweon. o. Struck out.By
Case l. by Philippe, I: by Mathewson. 3. Wild
.pitches-Mathe wsoI. l. Philippe. 1. Umpires-
Bauswein and Emslie. Time hour and 10 minutes.
Attendance s.400
CINCINNATI. 10; BRooKLYN.e.
CINCINNATI, Aug. 5.--The Reds piled up
their biggest score of the season at the eI-
pense OF the tailenders this afternoon. Eight
he was taken out in the first inning, eight
consecutive hits being made. Mitchell WAS
more runs were thumped in. The feature
was the record OF Higgins. who scored Ave
runs. The score:
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Polo Al NarraEsnsett Pier.

NARRAGASsETr PIER. r. L.. Aug. S.-Point
Judith Country Clubs polo tournament was
continued to-day when the Westo hester FIRST
taa-, defeated Point Judith c. G. by ecore
Of 10 20 az. BY handicap Point judith re-
eelved six goals. .-fts - b
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western Loague.

. Az Lcs Aolnes-Ftnt gAme-Dee Moiues 4.
Sicu1 Chy. o. Second gsme--Des hoines. IL; Sious.
a bmaha-Fin same-pueb,o. q Oman.
SECOND game.onaha, 70: Pueblo, q =
~ yosep0-Fins gams-ISS joeepA, Q; Depvv,.
second sams-Desvsr. 10; 81. jeisps, 1
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He also struck ey. twelve men, and did not rive
CLEVELAND
BoewN.
Totals. sli ~ 8 8

TOtAS,u. 10 " ~
'Batted for Moore In the ninth inning.
6 sSs'sH sasd..:.:...ss
First base on errors. -CievelAnd, ,. Lst on
bases Boston, o: Cleveland. q. first base on
balls-On Moore, q. struck out-By Young. Ia
BY Moore. T.. Home run-young. Three base
hit.Turner. Two base hiis-Turns!. Stahl N.
Collins. Sacrifice hits-Flick. Young Stahl. Double
play-Turner and Carr. Umpire Connolly: Time
Il hour and 30 minutes. Attendancc-N'oaS.
PHILADELPHIA "a. L.; 8: DrTRorr.S ..
PHILADELPHIA, Aug, b.--Killlan lost HIS own
game 10 day BY two wild throws. Tho score;
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CINCINNATI. 10; BROOKLYN. q.


IUtdIS ..,'6 VIZ II Z
.Batted for Mitchell In the ninth inning.
Slnein,na.'.....,.,'....s 9SsSd.,-is
Two base hits chle, Seymour Three base
h,ts-Ritter, Odwcil Stelnicldt. Stolen bases
Sieinfeidt. Schlei. Huegins. Double, piay-Malay.
lett i: on Mitchell. q on Harper, /. Struck out
BY Harper. 8; by Strickstt !: BY Mitchell. Passed
So minutes. Attendance 1881
CHICAGO N. L3, S; BOSTON IN. LIZ, o--r,Rsr GAME.
CHICAGO. Aug. t.-Chieaxo TOOK two games from
Boston with great ease 10 day. The scores:
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Newark. Is: Montreal 3. First base on balls-Oh
Morartty, /; OF Clancy Struck out--By Morsrity.
8. Two base hi,s-Gatins. L,chance Kellogg. Sacri-
nee his--O'Hagan. Hartman. Joyce. Stolen
bases-Nahng, Gatins, Hartman. Lachance. Um-
pire-Conwsy. Time hour and Is minutes.
AT PROVIDENCE.
Providence 80 o Sol 90 ..|ol
Bunaio.............0 o o o 1 O. o o i-3.s .
Bsttehes-Poole and Thomas; Mlligsn and
McAsnus .,.
Baltimore. ........o 90 oo2o..-s
Toronto. .,.:,...o 90 o o o o 0 90 i
Bstteries-Mason and Byes; Mcpherson and
Sullivan.
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VICTORIES Two At A TINE.
FAST GOING AMERICANS NEAT
BROWNS TWICE. .....
Fine Fielding and Cievcr inside Plsy-Every
western Team Meets WITH Defeat
. Good Rally in the Eighth Inning by
the BOstons- -ChicagOs Easy Victims.

Every Western team In the American League
met with defeat yesterday. the At. Louis
Browns meeting with two at the hands OF
the New Yorks. who thus have rolled up
record Of eleven straight wins The Chicagos
were badly beaten by the Washineto
the Bostons rallied and downed the Cleve-
lands, and the Philadelphias wrested q game
from the Detroits. The results: -
New York. 3; 81. Louis. I. First game.
New York. q; 81. Louis, .. second game.
Washingto n, o; Chicago, L. -
Boston. .; Cleveland, 4.
Philadelphia, 3: Detroit, 5.
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ssspisy fsoms. .ns ds..da
burke: dssson wla p:oa-feF ~ s,s.,ss FRY
Struck out-By NcFarsnd. Q: by sparks s. In.
nings pi.ched-By Sparks - by Gordon. IL q.
Philadelphia. Q. Umplre-o'Day. Time-i hour
and So minutes
PHILADELPHIA IN. L.. y: IT. LOUIE IN. ~. 2-sEcoND
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:. TIVE base h!ts-Lord. McIn!yre Three base
wsddsii. .; BY kiiiisn. Double sy-,crsytord
Philadelphia g. First base on balls -On kiiliAn ,;
OF Waddeli, .. Passed ball-Wasner. Umpres-
Mccarthy and Conner. Time-i hour and 10
minutes. AttendAnce-ll,OO6.
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A. BirminEham- Birmingham, 2: New Oreans. a.
At Nashville First gsme-Nashviile o: Shreve
port, J.. Second game-Shreveport, I; NashyiIie. J.
AZ AtlantA-Atlanta. I: Little Rock, /.
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!ssiisd fot wash in the sixth ,nnlnr.
Chicago.
WAshinRN

S %.,s'sS S, ..::.::.:.:S ?SGsi
base on errors--wAshington. I; Chicago, I. Three
base hits-Sulivan. Hughes. Two base hits
Huslsman, Hickman. Sacrifice it-Kttredgc.
Stolen bases cassidy. hin. Struck .out-By
on ballsOn Hughes. 1; on Walsh. Il OF Patterson.
Double plays,D1vls, lundon ana lsbsll: Davis.
i hour and IS minutes. Aucndancc--5o0O.
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First base On eIroIs IE: I; Boaton !. LEFT
Needham, Cannell. Three base hit-Kling. Sac.
rihce hit-Hofman Stolen Abbstechio.
Holman and Tinker: Tinker, Holman and Chance
First base on b.llsIon WetmeI, A: on Wilhelm. .
baiis-O'Nelll a.. umplres- -Lunderen and Young
Tlme-i hour and 10 minutes Attendance-i2.0O0
PHILADELPHIA IN. L., 0: sr. LoUIs IN. L.. 7-1nsr
oAAH.
ST. LoUis, Aug. S.-Philadelphia took both games
Of the double header from the ST. louia 70 .daY.
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American Association,

A. Indianapolis Indianapolis, Z; Kansas City. 4.
A. Tocdo-first game-Toiedo O 81, Paul &.
A. Observation-Disclosures, 1: Louiay,lie
Az Columbus-Columbua o.: Nlnneai,oiis
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Eat New Bedford-New Bedford, iE Nashua 1.
A. Lynn-Lynn, 4: Haverhiil. o.
A. PAll River-First game-Fan River II: Tauu-
ton. l. Second gAme-fail River Q: Taunton, 4
A. Lawrcnce-Concord, I: Lawrence. 2.
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Fins! base on eIror-New HoIk Lch on bases.
Sudhof. /. Struck out BY CHESHIRE ,: by Sudhon,2
Home. runStonc Three base ut ICbssbro Two
bas.-Conroy Double play-Jones ninsssisted,
Umplrc-She rdan. Time u hour and Is minutes.
NEW YORK "a. L.. Q: ct. LOUIS "a. Lii S-sEcoKD
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FORFEITED GAZE; THEN RIOT.
POLICE RESCUE NEW YORks FROM
PITTSBURG MOB. ~,
Following Kick by McGraw's Mem um'
pire Gives Game to Pirates Mathew.
son Tries to Knock watch Out o.
Oniciai's Hand NlcGfaw TO Protest.

The New York National League players
we're the storm center of q dlsgrscefui out
break OF rovdyism yesterday. kicking 90
hsRrantly aver a ninth inning decision IN
Pittsburg That the umpire. after holding the
watch on them gave the game TO Pittso1rs
by forfeit. That made three straight defeats
for the champions In Plttsburg and elk de-
feats out of the last eight games they have
played with tho Pirates. The Brooklyns
were smothered In Cincinnati. tho Chicagos
beat tho Bostons twice. and Philadelphia
won two games from st. Louis. The results;
Ptttsburg: o; New York. O-Ferfeited.
Cincinnati, l0; Brooklyn. o.
Chicago. q; Boston. O-First game.
Chicago, .; Hoston. l-second game.
Philadelphia. q, st. Louis. 7-Flrst game.
Philadelphia, =; 81. Louis, 7-SecCud game.
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BOSTON, Aug. 5.-Cleyeand fell before the cham,
p!ons again to-day. The saukhtcr occurred In
the eighth inning. when the locals made fvc hits
and received two passes. Young scored two mon
ahead OF him when he hit to center acid for homer.
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Two base hit-Thomas. Three base hit
smoot; Home runIAmdt Sacrafes g. atxxGi s:r
and Brsnsnsid. Fiat base on beils-oa Es1n, 2;
"a DugrsSy ssISSk estISy Ef:pPs Il ~ BE,
!. Passed bAli--Leshy. .UmpireT1o,pay Time
hour and IS minutes. Attendsnee-o.000.
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on error -Chicsko. Two base hitsaFIaser. Tinker
Bases Ts ASbsi,echio. King, Mccarthy, o'Neiii.
First base on balls on Wicker. 8; on Frazer. /.
struck out-By Wicker. 4; by Fraser, 8. Umpire
tombstone Time-2 hours and m,nutes
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Connecticut League

A. Nev Haven Haven. q Nerden, J.
a. HHoyGk nr1nn Z rS SprincnMssd =
Al bridgeport First game Bridgeport, :; Hsrt
ford. o. Second game-Hsrtford. TO- Bridge
port, J.
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Southern Tier Assscistion.
00Qtherm LeSeue,

A. Coming--Homeilsvilie s: Corninr, 4,
A. Elmira-Emira. D: OWego, !.
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Games Scheduled for To-day.

Games Scheduled for To-day.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Brooklyn in. Cincinnati; Boston In Chicago: Phil
adelphia In St. Louis.
EASTERN LEAGUE.
Montreal In Newark: Buffalo In Providence
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EASTERN LEAGUE.

JIRsBY CIT. .: RoCAEsT1R, o.
Jersey City developed another OF rs famous
batting stresks in tho third inning OF yesterdays
9ame In Jersey City. The score:
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New York state Leasu,

A. Syracuse q Binghsmton, o.
Al Scranton p W'ilkesbarre, 2: Scranton. /. &.
Al Troy-Albsny. .; Troy, ..
A. utca-Ctica, 3; A. J. and g., 1.
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Hudson River League.

huueOu buVer League.
A. Kingston -Kingston. s: HUDSON. 2.
A. Pouehkeepsie-First game hkeepsie, .;
Paterson, D. foffeited) Second game-Newburgh,
I; Poughkeepsie. 2. '
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BASEBALL, &icd.u raycrS PARK, Newark, 10 day
al 100; Mortrrai: Aug. a. ~ 10. PRIV. Ss Newark
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TotAls.....2 II n II I
sQattef for AcFAYlant

s.. Louis.
Philadelphia ........o
Two base hlts-Sparks.
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Criticism For Tennysons

Alfred Tennyson early made it a
rule to read aloud his newly written
poetry 10 private friends in whose
judgment and taste he could confide.
It has come to light that he once
called at Cheyne row and read a
new poem to Mrs. Thomas Carlyle
and then asked, "What do you think
of it," With characteristic and al
most merciless outspokenness she
replied, 81 think it is perfect stuff"
Somewhat discouraged, Tennyson a
short time afterward read it to her
again. ''It sounds better this time" "
was her criticism that day. On his
reading the poem a third time Mrs.
Carlyle was obliged to confess that
she liked it, very much, and Tenny-
son Immediately communicated with
his publishers.
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MYSTERIES OF RANK.
An African Tribe That Bases Preccd.
ence on Avoirdupois.

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Of thirteen thousand barrels day. |
forgot also to mention that they have
one pipe line going into Houston where
the oil that it carries is loaded on cars
| have forgotten how much that line
carries day. Some Of these cars 60
eight miles below Houston on the
Buffalo Bayou and unload their oil on
barges, which carry it to Sabine City
on the gulf.
1t may be asked what is finally done
with all Of this OIL Some Of it is re-
fined and used for lighting or lubrica-
ting oil. a great deal Of it is used in
the crude state for fuel by ocean
steamers and BY railroad engines. The
Southern Pacific road, on which !
went from New Orleans to Houston,
and which goes on to San Francisco,
does not use pound Of coal on its
passenger or freight engines. They
all burn oil which costs about % cents
per barrel. There is no dust, no cln-
dcrs, and no smoke on this road. They
very artly call it an open window
route. The locomotives look very
much like those that burn coal, only
where we sec the coal on the tender
they have an oil tank that holds about
5000 gallons.
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When Mrs. Stowe AWoke.

\ friend Of mine, northern wo-
man, long a resident in Florida, once
gave ne thc following account of
visit from Mrs. Stowe: 81 had invit-
ed her to spend the day, with sew
cral other ladies, at my villa. She
came with an old white fur tippct
wrapped about her neck. She sat
all day near the open fire, occupied
apparently with her own thoughts,
for she spoke to no one. When the
day was well nigh spent one Of the
guests related the remarkable cxpe-
ricncc of a woman who had passed
through some danger-I forget of
what sort. Mrs. Stowe presently
startled us all by inquiring, with
some show of interest, Did the wo-
man liver Julia Ward Howe on
Harriet Reecher Stowe I'M Reader
Magazine.
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Honesty That Irritated.

"Oncc when / had occasion to
withdraw $25 from my bank" re-
marked the conscientious man,
something happened which almost
tempted Inc to think that honesty
may at times be not SO very COM
mendable. BY a curious mistake,
considering the small amount Of
money, the cashier handed out six
five-dollar gold pieces. Without
thinking what it meant to him I
showed one of the coins back, saying,
You have given me too much The
look that man gave me I have never
forgotten, although even at this day
/ cannot describe it. But I can as
sure you it was not a grateful
glance New York Press.
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= There is hardly ever any use in
practicing virtues unless you preach
them very loudly, because nobody
will believe it.
= The girl with a tall neck that
isn't thin takes an awful mean ad-
vantage of other girls to have also
dark eyebrows and golden hair.
= No man ever paid rent out Of the
money he is going to have when his
ship comes in.
- Politics consists of being pur-
suring wolf ali the year except election
time, and then hunted fox.
- An awful nice way not to get a
woman mad with you because you
want to smoke in the room rthat has
lace curtains is not to marry her.
- 1t is surprising how easily wo-
man can fool herself about. how easily
shes,hinks she lis fooling other people
as to how happy her married life is. Z
nc tlnC mou MUS OuG NOW
little he knows about arguing is when
he begins to fnd.fault because there
is no hot water for shaving, and,winds
up with defendiDgshimself for having
come home late to dinner six months
ago.
- Many man haa been turned
downswhile waiting for something TO
turn up. s,..'
1- The money Of the self.made per-
son iss apt to talk regardless Of gram
mar. Z.
An ounce Of Aattery goes further
with Q woman than pound Of sym
,pathy.
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One Kind of Society.

Mrs. George +. Healton, Of East
Oakland, who was her husbands CO.
laboror in the building of the Healtou
airship, said the other day, according
to the Cleveland Plain Dealer:
C"l like to have multitude of good
friends, and like to see my friends,
often. Society, however, as the term
is generally understood, 1 object to.
] object strongly to intercourse with
people whom l don't admire, who only
try to ou,do each other in cxtrava-
gance and display, and who only try
to'snub each other.G | would much
rather give my time to work"
Society," continued Mrs. Heaton,
sis epitomizcd in an incident that oc
Cured the other day.
4 millionaire wife sat in her
dressing room with friend when the
cards Of two other millionaire wives
were brought to her. She tore the
cards in little pieces.
Tell these ladies', she said ilaught-
lily, that am not at home
The maid withdrew with her mes
sage, and little later, on some other
errand, returned to the room again.
Jane, said her mistress, did
you tell those ladies I was not at
home?
Yes, mum, Jane answered.
What did they say?'
" They said, How fort-nit. ~
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AZ. -. Great Head FOR Finance.

&E;:3S3 CD ~
Q Brecks .Musgrtve's friends are tell
lug this story, says the Birmingham
Age Herald.
\ few days ago one Of Brcck's po.
litical constituents came to BirmiDg.
ha III and made hurry y!call on Brock
for $400. Wouldn t'!Breck lend him
that amount of money for sixty days?
why, bless your soul, my dear fel.
low" said Breck, Il haven't got 400
cents with mes. just now. tell you
what to do.e: Yon 60 up here to the
First National Bank, and ask 'em to let
you have it.E. They'll be glad to do it
for you"
Thirty minutes lat,roMr. Constit-
uent was bu,tonholiDg Breck in the
lobby Of the Hillman.
"The First National Bank people,"
said Mr.. Constituent, "told me they'd
be glad Ito hclr me out, and that if
Id get you to indorse my note they
let me have the coin
That's mighty white Of EN-, said
Brcck. 'Isn'tit? Say. though, Ill
tell you what Ill do. Iii just switch
the thing around. You 60 back aud
tell the bank people that if they II in
dorsc your note I'll let you have the
money"
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Accepted Peg for Dog.

w. X. Vanderbilt was "outing" up
a Long Island road recently. Ahead
CT him walked man and dog. The
dog was nosipg around among the
bushes snl fence posts. Suddenly, as
MIR. Vanderbilt s aut qsed the man
the dog started acre. road. The
auto hit him "kerplunk" amidship.
4 few spasmodic kicks aud he gave up
the ghost. Mr.. Vanderbilt immedi.
atcly stopped his machine, and, get
ting out, approached the man with his
wallet in his hand, saying:
"lm awful sorry, my man. Will
$50 fix it right 2
"Oh, yes; $50 will do"
Then. as Mr.. Vanderbilt was disap.
pearingIin a cloud Of dust up the road
the man turned, and looking at the
dog, said:
Il wonder whose beast it was ?"
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Tho Playful Owl.

Not even an owl is as much Of q
hermit as it appears. The little fell
low that all summer. long sleeps by
day in the hollow apple tree and
boots by night from the adjacent
tree tops has taste for company,
and when two meet their hooting
gives way to varied range Of lowly
murmured gatherings very differ
ent from the conventional cries Of
all owldom. Keep pet one (and
they are easily tamedl, and you will
find them not only as wise as they
lock, but not averse to rough and
tumble fun.-Montreal Star.
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a Substitutes.

"A farmer paid il visit to a neigh
Dor, and as he passed along by the
side of the fields he made a mental
note of the fact that no scarecrows
were visible. Meeting his neighbor
almost Immediately, he opened con-
versation as follows:
"G,od morning, Mr.. Oates. I see
You have no scarccrows in your
fields. How do you manage to do
without them:" i.S !:
"Oh, well enough" was the ,inno-
cent reply. "You see, I don't need
'cm, for I'm in the fields all day my
self" ,sl
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Why Japan Succeeds.

Admiral "Bob" Evans in a recent
conversation with group of officers
threw greA, " Ll,e hight upon one of
the methods at least by which the Jap.
anese having attained that splendid
adaptability to European and Ameri.
can ways, says the New York Times.
when l commanded the New York
some years ago." he said, II had Jap
servant with whom l was especially
we'll pleased. He was prompt, remark
ably quick to learn, and took such a
deep interest in everything that some.
times, just to amuse myself, l devot.
ed not little attention to explaining
things that he appeared net to under
stand. \ good waiter, too, he was,
Well, finally he disappeared.
Sometime later, when on the Euro
pean station, I made call on jap
battleship lying in the harbor of Ve.-
sales. The captain met US at the
gangway and escorted US to his
cabin. AS we were seated he suddenly
turned, threw off his hat, and whipped
a napkin overshis arm.
1.-THE captain would drink?' he
said in tone I remembered.
(" Kator l cried, jumping to my
feet.
/" The same, he said, bowing.
Cant. Kato of.the Mikado's nagY.'t:
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a bachelor FARMER saws that Il

- 4 bachelor farmer says that the
quickest way to remove weeds is to
.proHose to o widow,
Prosnerity has ruined more men
thaa adversity-but that Kind Of ruin
is so much more delightful. Is
- That man never lied who can re-
peat the Ten Commandments while res
moving porous plaster from his ana;
tony.
IL - People never know too muol,;l
they thiakthey do. s;s 4.
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A RetrRcfiOn.

She Uierce!y,-Don't you ever dare to
say again that I'm driving you crazy!
He (mcekly)-I wont. I must have
been that way when we were married.
New York Press.
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He HnI to Tauph.

II had to laugh the other day.
You don't mean you were absolutely
compelled to, hope?
That's just what I mean. This was
my employers Joke."-New Orleans
Times Democrat.
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"Oul0n't Sell.

Shells he an author? He-No; he's
more OF Il chemist. Every book ie
writes becomes q drug on the market.
-Pittsburg Dispatch.
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One Cod and another

The seasons first cold
may be slight-may yield
to early treatment, but the
next cold will hang on
longer; it will be more
troublesome, too. Z n
necessary TO take chances
on that second one. SCOTS
Emulsion is a preventive
as well as a cure. Take