The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-05-19
NEWSLETS

would dare -.a
To sleep on a table or eat on a chair.
The average man says the average things
And sings Just the average songs;
He's ducedly fond OF the average girl.
For whom he increasingly longs
And his vices and virtues too many TO
tell
Are oddly at odds-but they average we'll.
Statistics declare that the average man
Finds the average woman and mates,
That the average family. children all told
Is something like two and three e-eighths'
(Though fractional children disturb and
appall
The average man isn't worried at alb
The average man reads the average
books,
And sometimes he writes EN-. hear;
He's neither a genius. knave, nor
fool.
In fact. he despises the queer:
For II he departed the average plan
He'd cease TO be known as the average
man.
But deep in the breast OF the average man
The passions Of ages are swirled,
And the loves and the hates OF the aver
age man
Are old as the heart OF the world
For the thought of the race. as we live
and we die
Is in keeping the man and the average
high
Wallace Irwin in New York Globe.
Ralph Dovell. Is years old. was placed
on proba ton by Judge Rueckert today for
vagrancy.
Louisa Lowney was held for the grand
Jury in 5000, by Judge Rueckert today
on the charge OF adultery.
Alice Hamlet OF 1a5 william street re-
ports that a watch valued at $50 was
stolen from her house. yesterday.
Thomas NJ sweetland was today held in
5000 by Judge Rueckert for trial next
Tuesday on the charge of overworking
horse.
Albert Beverage was held in 500 by
Judge Sweetland today. for trial next
Tuesday Cor an assault upon Walter
Hoddican.
May Symonds was fined SIS and costs
in the Sixth District court today for the
larceny OF a purse valued at Sl4 from
the Shepard company
Harry Berfnan Nose George and Joseph
Crowley were fined so and costs each In
the Sixth District court today for ped
ding without licenses.
Hugh Campbelrs barn at the corner OF
Ford and Dexter streets was entered
last evening horse and wagon valued
al sl25 were stolen.
Mrs Della Armington OF II Conduit
street. reports stolen from sideboard at
her house, Wednesday a diamond ring
valued al $40 and 81 In cash.
stephen s. Harris OF So Carpenter street
reports that his overcoat, valued at s25,
was stolen from Mink's restaurant, ai
Westminster street. last evening
vincenzo Di Palma was held in $500 by
complaints for assaults with a pistol
on Charles Ryan and Thomas Wells.
Giuseppi DOnorio was fined so and
costs by Judge Rueckert today for the
theft OF metal valued at 81 from the
Crompton- Knowles Loom Works.
Mary Larson was placed on probation
and Mary Brown was sent TO the farm for
SIX TlpnlnS ny SNetNidnu loudN
on the charge OF being common night
walkers.
Albert Daily and Charles Varin were
fined SIS and costs by Judge Rueckert
this morning for the larceny OF a clock
valued at 81 from the Sperry & Hutch
inson company.
Edward ]. Gllerlane was held for the
grand jury in 5000 by Judge Sweetland
today for entering In the day time the
house OF Israel Potter and stealing SIG. 40
from Ashabel Irons.
William II Burtons house at 25 Port
land street. was entered by sneak thief
al $50 o'clock last evening and a watch
and a chain valued at SIS. were taken.
The thief used ladder and entered
second-story window.
The Classical High School Alumni will
observe the 50th anniversary Of the or
ganizatio OF the Classical department OF
that school. this evening Dinner for 20o
will be served In the school hall. 10 be
preceded by a reception from to
o'clock
Albert and Emil Newberg. six and three
years old. respectively. residing at is
Cleveland street. Pawtucket were found
on Gano street by Patrolman Gamble.
at $50 p m. yesterday. They left home
at 1850 in the morning and had walked
20 the city.
Henry Lund. ten years old. who re-
sides NJ 2lO Thurber's avenue. while play
ing ball in n lot on Ocean street, near
that avenue. Wednesday. chased the ball
into the street. He was run over by
coal wagon driven by Ralph Bennett OF
a. Briggs street The boys right thigh
was severely lacerated
CHIEF of Police Matthews and wife. Sec
retary Samuel Gee and wife and Dog
officer Herbert A Dean and wife sailed
on the steamer Essex. for -tsTtttmurp,
yesterday. The party Is TO visit Wash
Inntnn where tho annual cnnNonilnn OF