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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

President Roosevelt's second term is reducing the price of eggs. It is ;n cahoot with the American hen.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

John L. Sullivan was actually on the water wagon, but in an unguarded moment he accepted a transfer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

The new Cunarder, the Caronia, has just arrived and she is CTS feet long. Longer than the Great Eastern.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Andrew Carnegie is not as promi- nent in the Chadwick trial as the pub lie has been led to think he would be.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

If advice were worth anything the negroes would be the richest people in the world.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10
About Persons.

w. E. Holloway of Montgomery is at the Morris.
 W. NJ. Jenkins of Atlanta IS al 'hs Morris.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10
TOOK IT LITERALLY.

Throw more light on the subject" Is what the speaker said;
 Then a rowdy scamp
 Picked up a lamp And threw it at his head
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

From the New York Herald.
 Billion and a half Congress. Watch. dog of the Treasury must be toothless.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE WORLD

be necessary to wait until she reaches the age limit.
 Along with critics who praise, Tom Watson has stirred up the critics who knock" and the h-et number of his magazine has been put on the gridiron. However MT. Watson is accustomed to being criticized and the fact that ob- jection Is raised to some of his vitriolie editorials will not lessen his energy a particle.
 The number of elegantly gowned wo- men who attended the Chadwick trial at Cleveland Tuesday and giggled at Mrs Chadwick illustrated a curious streak in feminine nature. Perhaps the vogue of the Chadwick joke was largely responsi- ble, but there was something heartless in their action when they laughed at the accused woman embracing her son. History relates that during the reign of the guillotine in Paris French women sat about the instrument of execution chat ting and knitting while heads were chop ped off with sickening regularity. Of course we have advanced somewhat. but the French revolution was not very long ago after all, and the scenes enacted about our court rooms and morgues today show that we have not changed a great deal.
 Col Cody will sail for Paris Saturday and it is to be hoped that his departure will end the divorce scandal gossip which has recently been associated with his name. Whatever may be his attainments as scout, an Indian fighter and a hero of the wild vest something seems to be. radically wrong with Col. Cody's home life. Whether he or Mrs Cody is to blame is a matter for the courts to decide, but these revelations have been a sad blow to the small boy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

The Missouri Senate has passed an "anti-snitch" bill. Now you may wonder just what provisions such a measure con- tains, and for the benefit of the uniniti- ated it may be stated that -snitch" is the practice on the part of "shyster' law yers of stirring up damage suits against corporations. ''snich, stitched, snitch- ing" is probably the way it runs, al- though there is no such noun as 'snitch- er." The object of this bill is to abate the swarms of legal ghouls who descend upon a scene of disaster and work up suits against the corporation held respon- sible. The damage suit business. both for lawyers and for corporations, has grown stupendous Much of 1t is commendabls and much of it Is rotten. A great many states would be the better for an anti snitch" bill
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Kuropatkin is trying to use his pass to Tieling. It does not offer stopover privileges.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

We won't have winter lingering in the lap of spring. He is too old for that
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Kuropatkin is willing to retreat if the Japs will kindly look the other way.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

The rule in spring is this: Stick to your f1annels till your hannels stick to you"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10
SONG OF SPRING.

The country's store of canned goods Has reached proportions great, But of all the cans in Canton,
 Give me can of bait.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10
FRoLIcsoME THINGS.

Two little maids from Sulu, Each with a wad of Tolu, Went down the line
 And cut a shine To show that they were true blue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

It is to cost Russia $325,00O to close that ghost incident off Dogger bank.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

The tariff remains untouched bs. cause it is in the hands of its friends.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

peyton steele, formerly chief clerk at
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Kuropatkin is thinking of spending the summer further north.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

The subway is new, but the strike is the same old story.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

New York is still receiving it's daily snowfall.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Washington Bureau Age-Herald. 1421 G Street. N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

more professor Is a chump, and he stands ready 10 back up his opinion with his dukes
 David Work is a member of the Canadian Senate. and he is 100 years old He has gone unchloroformed forty years.
 Tn Chicago it is difficult to distin- guish between the smell of spring and the smell of new arrivals at the stock yards.
 Andrew Carnegie is not as promi- nent in the Chadwick trial as the pub lie has been led to think he would be. Witnesses become rattled under the hypnotic eye of Mrs. Chadwick. Even Andrew Carnegie may wobbe little
  Lincoln's inaugural address in 1885 was one-half shorter than MT. Roose yelt's, and several times greater. John l.. Sullivan was actually on the water wagon, but in an unguarded moment he accepted a transfer.
 --s-- The New York World thinks a ne. gro has capacity enough to sell cigar stamps and even beer stamps.
  President Roosevelt's second term is reducing the price of eggs. It is n cahoot with the American hen.
 
 The new Cunarder, the Caronia, has just arrived and she is 675 feet long. Longer than the Great Eastern Mr. Niedringhaus' tin works are calling aloud for his return, and the people of Missouri are willing.
 ----.--- The weekly press is in favor of the chloroform bottle for delinquent sub scribers regardless of age.
 
 Circus folk are rushing home from Europe and the bearded lady is preen- ing herself for the public.
  Rider Haggard's triumphal progress through the country seems to be bad ly in need of a band. It is said that musical comedy is becoming unpopular. That is almost too good to be true.
 ---=----------~--s s-----.-----L- Oyama's ox-bow begins to fit Muk- den like glove. It's ends fit as tell ingly as it's center.
  If advice were worth anything the negroes would be the richest people in the world.
 Kuropatkin is trying to use his pass to Tieling. It does not offer stopover privileges.
  The rule in spring is this: Stick to your fannels till your fannels stick to you We won't have winter lingering in the lap of spring. He is too old for that | ------.--- | AuiOpdlhln lS WILLIE IO TeJTedI II the Japs will kindly look the other way.
 The tariff remains untouched bs. cause 1t is in the hands of it's friends.
  It is to cost Russia $325000 to close that ghost incident off Dogger bank.
 
 Kuropatkin is thinking of spending the summer further north. | The subway is new, but the strike is the same old story. 1 Oyama seems to have Kuropatkin against the ropes.
 Stoessel made the capture of Muk- den possible.
 Four more years of Theodore, less four days.
 New York is still receiving it's daily snowfall.
 March may yet be very picturesque. l --------.-.-------- It's war to the death in Kansas.
  It is up to the Russians to quit. l
 NEW DOG NEEDED. From the New York Heraid
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Oyama seems to have Kuropatkin against the ropes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Four more years of Theodore, less four days.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Stoessel made the capture of Muk- den possible.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

WdTCn may yet pc very plcturesQue It's war to the death in Kansas
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

No communication will be published without it's authors na ne. Rejected manuscripts will not be retur1-d unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

Entered n the Birmingham, Ala, post office as seeond-class matteE under act Of Congress, March 5, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

|. H. Russ, NJ ". Carlisle and W. F. Jordan are the only authorize. travelling representatives of The Age-Herald in it's circulation department
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10
NEW DOG NEEDED.

It is up to the Russians to auit.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

ChzsEFI as1 HaasqiIl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-10

. HE world would indeed be tame
 place were it not for the preach
 CT folk and their diverting no-
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
CERTAIN RESULSS.
Many a Johnson City Citizen
Knows How Suro they
Are.

Nothing uncertain about the wofk or
Doan's Kidney Pills in Johnson City.
There is plenty OF positive proof Of
this in the testimony of citizens. Such
evidence shouln convince the most
skeptical doubter. Bead the following
statement:
@. p, Pence, clerk in the Bee Hive
Department store, and living at 4l5
Holston avenue, says; 81 know from
personal experience that all the good
things said about Doan's Kidney Pills
are true. was troubled for a long
time with my back, principally with a
dull aching pain low down across the
loins. To do any STOPPING hurt me
and if lifted anything heavy sharp
shoAt twinges caught me- / had heard
about Doan's Kidney Pills and con-
cluded to try them l did so with the
result that they very quickly relieved
and drove away the bockache. My
mother has used them with the same
good results, and do not hesitate to
endorse SO valuable a remedy"
For sale by all dealers, price SOC
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name, Doan's and
take no substitute.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
Cuban DiarrhOea.

U. S. soldiers who served in Cuba
during the Spanish war know what this
disease is, and that ordinary remedies
have little more effect than so mach
water. Cuban diarrhoea is almost as
severe and dangerous as mild attack
of cholera. These is Que rem edy, how
ever, that can always be depended up
on as will be seen by the following GER
tifcate from Mrs. Minnie Jacobs, Of
Houston, Texas 81 hereby certify
that Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy cured my husband
of a severe attack of Cuban diarrhoea.
which he brought home from Cuba.
We had several doctors but they did
him no good. One bottle of this rem.
edy cured him as our neighbors will
testify. I thank God for so valuable Q
medicine" For sale by II. G. Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
Confederate Veterans Reunion.

A special through frst-class coach
will leave Bristol at 1:15 p. m. Cen
trail Time) Tuesday, June 18TH on the
Southern Railway train No. Ill ahd
will be handled through Knoxville,
Hartman Junction and Lexington to
Louisville, reaching that pyint at $50
Wednesday morning, June IA, for the
accommodation of all confederate vet
Grams and their friends at Bristol, Bluff
City, Johnson City and other points.
Sleeping car accommodations may be
secured through from Knoxville.
This route is especially attractive
because it takes you through East Ten
nessee and Knoxville, thence via Har-
riman junction over the "Queen and
Crescent" line through the beautiful
Blue Grass section of Kentucky, via
Danville, Lexington, Shelbyville, all
historic war points, and over the fla
nous "High Bridge" near Danville.
Double daily service returning. Call
on Southern Railway agents for tick
cts and complete information.
O. l.. MEEK, D. P: A., Knoxville.
J.K. SNAPP, Johnson City, Tenn.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
Quality vs.. Quantity.

Hardmuscles and strong body do not
on the quantity of food you eat, but on
its perfect digestion and proper assim-
ilation. When you take Kodol Dys
pepsia Cure your system gets all the
nourishment out Of all the food you eat
1t digests what you eat regardless OF
the condition of the stomach and con-
veys the nutrient properties to the
blood and tissues. This builds up and
strengthens the entire system. Kod oil
cures indigestion, dyspepsia, belching,
sour stomach, weak heart, etc Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure for what is sometimes
called Americas national disease Dys
pepsia is destined to eventually work
wonderful aud lasting benefit to suf-
ferers from this distressing and mind
harrassing condition. Sold by H. @.
Miller,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
Is Prohibition a Success.

We leave this for the people of the
localities interested to decide, while
we will try to induce those who use it
for sickness or for family use in any
way, to use pure whiskey. The kind
that does the least harm and the most
good. We don't suppose there ever
was or will be person but who would
want pure whiskey if he could get it,
and yet, the impure article has been
sold so much and claims so often made
that it was pure that some people do
not know the article orqualifications of
the genuine taste.
Convenience again causes some to
be careless in ordering their whiskey,
They either imagine they wifi not get
their orders filled promptly or that we
are too far away to give their orders
the attention they should have. Still
another wrong impression, as we de-
liver goods in the south as promptly
as to local points, and we make a spec
ialty of shipping all orders promptly
on the first train
During the last three months we have
endeavored to give the readers of this
paper few facts concerning whiskey,
to guide them in its use and buying.
We have already received magnificent
results, and are particularly pleased
with our part of the advertising, an(
should there be anyone who would
like for us to go more into details, WI
will give them all the information they
desire if they will write us.
Let us send you our order blanks
and instructions. Give Premier Pur,
a trial, and even though you are thu
poorest Judge of whiskey you will ex
perience no trouble in telling the diff
ference in our goods and others. Writ
today. 2. r. LANCASTER & Co.
Greensboro, Ky.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
Main ThoroughiaIe

To the Lewis and Clark Exposition,
june LIST to Oct. 18th, 1905, will be via
the Union Pacific. This is not only
the shortest way by many miles, but is
also the senic route, passing through
some of the most charming scenery in
the world
The low rates made by the Union
Pacific to Portland this summer offer
the people Of the east and middle west
an opportunity to visit the Pacific
northwest and see what great coun.
try lies west Of the Rocky Mountains.
1t is a chance of life time.
There is also an opportunity enroute
to visit Yellowstone National Park,
june LIST to Sept 10Th. Inquire of
j. II. LoTHRoP, @. A.,
0O3 Olive st. st, Louis, Mo.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
A Trip to penyer.

A big party will leave Knoxville and
other East Tennessee points the morn
ing of the July Bird for Denver. Party
will consist of Epworth Leaguers and
their friends enroute to the Seventh
international Convention, Epworth
League, which will be held in Denver,
July 9th to 9th. At Hartman they
will be joined by party from Chatta-
nooga and entire party will proceed to
Louisville where tourist sleepers will
be taken for the run through to Den
YER. After reaching Colorado side
trips will be made to Salt Lake City
and Yellowstone Park by number OF
the party.
She arrangements for this trip are in
the hands OF Prof. s. H. Thompson,
Chucky, Tenn, and J. M. Melear, of
Knoxville. Tenn.
Therate is open te tue public and
those who desire to accompany this
party should communicate with either
Mr.. Thompson or Mr.. Melear at once.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
Are Your Kidneys Well?

Brights Disease, Diabetes, Rheuma-
tism, Gout, Gravel, Dropsy Inhama-
ton of the Bladder, Bad Blood, and
Nervous Sroubles caused by Sick Kid
neys.
Patton Drug Co.. the we'll known
druggists of johnson City, knows by
experience that HINDIPO will cure
all forms of Kidey and Nervous Troub
les. and will guarantee it in all cases.
Can't you afford to try it their risk ?
1t costs you nothing if it don't do the
work.
Sent by mail to any address, pre-
paid, on receipt of so cents. Six boxes
$3.50, under a positive guarantee.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
Dying of Famine

is, in its torments, like dying of con-
SUMPTION. The progress Of consump-
ton, from the beginning to the very
end, is long torture, both to victim
and friends. when [ had consump.
tion in its stage" writes VIM. Myers,
of Cearfoss, Md, "after trying differ.
ent medicines End good doctor, in
vain, l at last took DIR. Kings New
Discovery which quickly and perfectly
cured" Prompt relief and sure cure
for coughs, colds, sore throat, bron.
chitis, etc. Positively prevents pneu
monia. Guaranteed at Il. G. Miller {
drugstore. SOC and 81. Trial bottle
frsc.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

The readers OF this paper will be pleased TO
learn that there is at least one dreaded dis
ease that there Is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able TO cure In all its
stoges and that Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known TO
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being con-
stitutional disease, requires constitutional
treatment, Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby de-
stroying the foundation Of the disease, and
giuing the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature In doing It's
work The proprietors have so much faith in
It's curative powers, that they offer one hun
dred dollars for any case that II fails to cure,
Send for list of testimonials Address,
II, j. CHENEY & co Toledo, o,
Sold by druggists 75c.
Hall Us Family Pills are the best
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

500 you think we're doing right to
advertise all the comforts of homer"
asked Mr.. Corntossel
"Course we are," answered Farmer
Corntossel. "It's true enough. There
amt any comforts worth mentionin'
anywhere when the weather gets good
and hot. Washington Star.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
tAcute Rheumatism.

Deep tearing ar wrenchlng pains, oc-
casioned by getting wet through worse
when at rest, or on first moving the
limbs and in cold or damp weather, is
cured quickly by Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment. Oscar Oleson, Gibson City,
ILL.,, writes, Feb. 16, 1902; ga year
ago l was troubled with pain in my
back. 1t soon got so bad l could not
bend over. One bottle of Ballard
Snow Liniment cured me-" For sale
at Fl. G. MilIer's.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
That Tired Feeling.

If you are languid, depressed, inca.
pable for work, it indicates that your
liver is out of order. Herbine will as.
sist- nature to throw off headaches,
rheumatism and ailments akin to merry.
business and restore the energies and
vitality of sound and perfect health.
j. j. Hubbard, Temple, Texas, writes
81 have used herbine for the past two
years. 1t has done me more good thar
all the doctors. 1t is the best medicine
ever made for chills and fever. SOC al
H. G. Miller's.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
The salve That Penetrates.

DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve penetrates
the pores of the skin, and by its anti
septic rubifocient and healing inhu
ence itsubdues inflammation and cures
boils, burns. cuts, eczema, letter, ring
worm and all skin diseases. A specific
for blind, bleeding, itching and pro
truding piles. The original aud genu-
inc Witch Hazel Salve is made by f
Q. Dewitt & Co, and sold by Fl. 9
Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

The Russian government has served
notice on China that unless she can in
duce Japan to make an arrangement
defining the line of the neutral zone
north Of Tie Pass, Russia will be com
PEELED to use Monaghan territory for
military purposes.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

Robert Franklin testified at Coving-
ton, KY, Saturday in the suit of Aaron
Kohn against Arthur Goebel, for S.,
600 for legal services, that Mr.. Kohn
had told him there was to be no re.
muneration in the case for Zach Phelps
or himself.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

Gov. La Toilette, of Wisconsin, urg-
es the Legislature to pass a measure
for the purpose of destroying the bu 81
ness of secret lobbying. The Governor
pronounces it wrong in principle and
vicious in practice"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

Proceedings were taken Saturday at
the behest of the advocates of munich
pal ownership to determine by quo
warranto what right the Chicago City
Railway and the Union Traction Com
pany have to the use CT the streets of
Chicago.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

1t is believed in Washington that the
president is almost persuaded to aban-
don the idea of calling congress to-
gether in extra session. Many repub-
lican leaders have earnestly advised
against it.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

w. l.. Douglas, the democratic gov
ernor of Massachusetts,, who received a
plurality in the election last fall when
Roosevelt carried the state by an over
whelming vote, has announced that he
will not be candidate for reelection,
as he has little taste for public office
and prefers the quietude Of private
life
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

Sprained Ankle, Stiff Neck, Lame Shoulder
These are three common ailments for
which Chamberlain's Pain Balm is es-
pecially valuable. If promptly applied
it will save you time, money and suf-
fering when troubled with any one of
these ailments, For sale by H. G.
Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

Some day you will get bad scare,
when YOU feel pain in your bowels
and fear appendicitis Safety lies in
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, sure cure,
for all bowel and stomach diseases
such as headache, biliousAess, costive
ness, etc. Guaranteed at H: @. Mil
ler's, only 25c.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

"They say my money is tainted, y
moaned the expiring trust magnate.
"Who says so?"
"The people,"
''But your business partner and your
lawyer say that it is not"
"Then I die happy. Louisville
Courier journal.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

For coughs, Group, whooping cough
ETC., One Minute Cough. Cure is the
children s favorite This is because it
conteins no opiate is perfectly harm
less, tastes good and cures. Sold by
II. G. Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

The Southern Presbyterian Assem-
bly, refused to take up the project to
establish a university for the entire
Southern church at Atlanta
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

Capt. Richmond Pearson Hobson
and Miss Griselda Houston Hull were
married at the home of the brides par
ents at Tuxedo Park, New York.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01
No Secret About 1t.

1t is no secret, that for cuts, burns,
ulcers, fever sores, sore eyes. boil; etc,
nothing is effective as Bucklen's Ami,
ca Salve. 1T didn't take long tc cure
bad sore | had, and it is all 0. X. fol
sore eyes, writes D. L; Gregory, Of
Hope, Texas. 25c at H. G. Miller's.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-06-01

Fortify baby's constitution for hot
weather by using DR.. Fahrney's Teeth
ing Syrup. 1t prevents cholera in
fantum. Price 25 cents.