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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Pork and Beans.

It's not dainty the gods would relish
m Those feasting. gods of mythology
Inc name would never with grace en-
bellish
The menus OF high society.
But nothing can get more proper action
On the hungry spot meath feller's
Can give more comfort and satisfaction
To yearning stomach than pork and
beans. -.
When the inner man for feed is craving
Ana the system liz wrapped in a flame
When the stomach rebels and is misbe-
And the teeth IN anxiety seem 10 burn
How tn. 80. sss,''d light OF asiticipatiofi
Through Fellows optics In Joy ca
When on the ali of the feeding station
He shifts the odor of pork and beans.
When, the purse is fiat from dearth of
Doodle.
When but dime is reposlng there.
When a fellow feels he could eat a noodle
And try to imagine II Belgian hare,
When regular dinner, with pie and pud-
din,
Is way up yonder beyond his means
One feast is his. and a mighty good 'un-
A mans size platter OF pork and beans
Chicago, mart OF the hog we bless YOU
With wreaths OF gratitude deck your
name.
And Boston. in love we'd fain caress YOU
For the succulent truck you've given
fame.
No combination de culinary,
From the dainty dishes OF kings and
Clear down to poverty's commissary.
Can hold candle to pork and beans.
Denver Post.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
MONARCH Fond Of Puddinss.

Bluff KsxSx|iLr. otherwise Henry
VIII. or England, was exceedingly
fond Of buildings. At one time he
gave a certain Mistress CORVALLIS
a house In Aldgate, for herself and
her heirs forever, Gin reward of fine
buildings" In King Henry Wills
private accounts occur again and
again entries Of his rewards to differ
ent housewives for bringing him pud-
dings. A typical instance runs thus:
Item. The same day paid 10 the wife
that made the king podings at Hamp-
ton corte, Wis. Wild" This would be
about SITS, but its value was much
greater when the entry was made.
This love for fine buildings" explains
much in the familiar rotund figure Of
King Hal.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Resalned Appetlt. by R.adlno.

There was once a man who had lost
his appetite. He regained it by the
simple method Of reading chapter
of Dickens before dinner every day.
Sometimes he would read about the
Christmas dinner OF the Crummels,
and again he would read about ar.
other characters enjoyment of butter
ed toast; but always the chapter
would be upon something good to eat.
The very thought of how others enioy-
ed their food would awake in this
hypochondriac hunger that made
his dinner a pleasure instead Of a tor.
ture.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
How rhackeray Worked.

When Thackeray was in Richmond,
Va, during his visit to the United
States, John Esten Cooke asked him
il he ever dictated his words to an
amanuensis Thackeray answered
that he composed a good deal in this
way. The whole of "Esmond" was
dictated, he said, an assurance that
will surprise most admirers of that
finished work, Thackeray added:
81 also dictated all of 'Pendennis.'
I can't say | think much of 'Penden-
nis'-at least of the execution. 1t GER
tainly drags about the middle, but /
had an attack of illness about the
time reached that part Of the book,
and could not make 1t any better than
1t is"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
HE KNEW THE LADY.
Why COL 5ilIups' Companion Was Not
Unduly Interested.


Happening to have a few moments
| to himself Col. John Billups of Ari-
coma decided to take street car ride,
and see the various beauties of the
capital, says a dispatch from Wash
ington.
He entered a car, took seat, and
devoted himself to looking at the
places of historical interest he passed.
Coming to an uninteresting stretch he
looked around the car and discovered
a very beautiful woman sitting in q
seat with an ill-favored man. Directly
behind the woman sat another man,
looking intently out of the window.
Col Billups was attracted by the
beautiful woman just as any Southern
gentleman is attracted by great pic
ture or fine horse. He looked at her
In open mouthed admiration, paying
the tribute the real Southern gentle
man pays to beautiful women wher-
ever found.
Suddenly, to the great amazement
of Col. Billups, the lady turned and
winked roguishly at the man behind
her. 1t was full-sized, enticing wink.
The man looked out of the window
without noticing. Col. Billups
watched. Three times the lady turned
and winked at the stolid citizen be-
hind her, and three times the man re-
fused to notice the advance.
This was too much for Col Blllups
He moved across to the seat where
the man was sitting. They rode for
a square, and the lady turned again
and winked
Sir" said Col. Billups to the man
looking out the window, ut is beau
tiful winters day"
ut Is" he replied, still gazing out
on the street.
"Sir." said Col. Billups, have you
remarked that extremely beautiful
lady who sits in the seat directly in
front of us?"
She's good looking enough" re-
piled the stolid one, still looking out
of the window.
Sir, said Col. John Billups, 81 am
Southern man and an admirer of all
that is beautiful in nature. | say to
you that that lady is fair game. That
man with her Is not her husband"
Il know It," replied the person who
was gazing out of the window. 81
am"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
DIsEiGURlNo ULCER
People Looked at Her in Anazement
pronounced Incurable--Faee
NOW Clear as Ever-Thanks
God for cutlcura.

MRS. p. Hackett, of 400 Van Buren,
st. Brooklyn, N. Y, says: 81 wish
70 give thanks for the marvellous cure
Oh my mother by Cuticura. She had
a severe ulcer, which physicians had
pronounced incurable. 1t was ter
ripie dishgurement, and people would
stand In amazement and look after
her. After there was no hope from
doctors she began using Cuticura
soap, ointment, and Pills, and now,
tnank God, she is completely cured,
and her face is as smooth and clear
as ever"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
GOOD RECIPE FOR SUCCESS.
Dealing Justly With the World a Main
Requisite.


Smile in your mirror and 1t smiles
back at you; look pleasantly at the
world and 1t reflects your good natur'
ed looks; cultivate a warm feeling
toward all men and they radiate and
give back the warmth. Deal justly.
Trade on broad principles. Be not
too Jealous of your rights. The world
-mankind-soon discovers where 1t
Is well treated, and trades there.
Be loyal to your clerks and they
will return 1t in loyalty. Trade on
broad lines, buy OF broad people, treat
the public generously and success is
sure to come-a success that is worth
the winning and keeping and cherish
ing. Be exacting, carping, looking out
carefully for your little rights. and as
sure as the sun shines the world will
have its eye on you, watching you in
way that you do not care to be
watched.
Keep sweet and move on-Batten's
Wedge.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
HYENA KNEW ITS FRIEND.
apparently Vicious Creature Had
Memory for Kindness.

A few years ago in one of the men,
ageries exhibited during the races at
Brighton, England, was a striped
hyena, which, to the keeper and all
around him, displayed the usual fero-
cious habits inherent In animals OF his
Kind. Among the spectators was a
young man who fearlessly approached
the den where 1t was snarling and
swapping furiously, and, putting his
hand through the wires. patted the
animal on its head.
In an instant the hyena gave symp-
toms of the greatest delight, bounded
about in an ecstacy Of Joy and rubbed
himsel fagainst the young mans hand.
seeming to be overjoyed at his ca
resses. It appeared that this animal
had been taken when cub by this
young man and brought by MIN to
England and sold to the keeper Of a
menagerie, and although seven years
had elapsed since then the recollec-
ton Of the gentle treatment he had
received had been gratefully remem-
bered by this apparently untamable
creature.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Public Medical Fund.

The city of Zurich. Switzerland. i'm
poses medical tax OF about 81 cents
a head on the whole population above
the age of sixteen, which creates an
annual revenue OF 100000. This is
divided among forty doctorI. who re-
oeiSe $4,000 each. In return for this
salary they will be compelled to give
medical attendance to all citizens of
Zurich who may claim their services.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
MIGHT HAVE SAVED 1T
A Lot OF Trouble from Too Much
Starchv Food.

A little boy OF eight years whose
parents did not feed him on the right
kind OF food. was always nervous and
suffered from weak condition of the
stomach and bowels. Finally he was
taken down with appendicitis and
after the operation the doctor, know
ing that his intestinal digestion was
very weak, put him on Grape-Nuts
twice day.
He rapidly recovered and about two
months thereafter, his Father states,
"He has grown to be strong, muscu-
lar. and sleeps soundly, weighs 60
pounds, and his whole system is in a
fino condition of health" Name given
by Postum Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
IL is plain that If he had been put
on Grape-Nuts at an earlier period in
his life, and kept from the use of
foods that he could not digest, he new
er would have had appendicitis. That
disease Is caused by undigested food
decaying In the stomach and bowels,
causing irritation and making for the
growth of all kinds of microbes, set
ting up a diseased condition which is
the active cause of appendicitis, and
this is more marked with people who
do not properly digest white bread
Grape-Nuts Is made of the selected
parts of wheat and barley and by the
peculiar proces SEES of the cooking at
The factory. all of the starch is turned
'nto sugar ready for immediate diges-
ZION and the more perfect nourish-
nent of all parts of the body, particu-
larly the brain and nerve centers.
Read the little book, THE Road to
MELVILLE" found in each pkg
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Shah Guards Hls Jewels.

me shah Of Persia owns more pre-
clous stones than any other monarch
., CON CON mander in the world. He keeps
slo'ooo'ooo worth in a glass jar in his
bedroom, but the remainder Of his
jewels, to the value of many millions,
are locked In huge safe at his palace
az Ieneran, and body Of fifty men
nnd employment in guarding II.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
HAPPY CHILDREN OF BURMAH
Uncontrolled, They Riot In Sheer Joy
OF Life, Says Writer.

S"~S"HoHcut iHcy MOT w OnccT Joy
Of Life, Says Writer.
Burmese children are the spoilt chill.
dren OF the world, according to V. G.
Scott O'Connor. in his book, The Silk
en- East" he says that they are never
punished by their parents, who uni.
versally adore them. They grow up
In the open air with all the grace of
young. unchecked life. "The sheer Joy
of life abides in Them" says he, "and
they seem to live perpetually at play
In the village street, where they play
a game of nineplns with the great
seeds of jungle creeper; In the
monastery, where they lie upon the
moor and scream out their lessons with
iusty delight; In the river, In which
they splash and plunge before they
can walk; at the play. where they
x15smabout among re feet Of tbs
4 donna and the posing kings,
ana at the pagoda, where they hold
flowers before them with faces screw
ed up to gravity, with laughter pent up
behind II. And II there be any dispute
about the good looks of their elders
there can be none as to the prettiness
or Burmese children"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
LASTING RELIEF.

my nightly rest was broken, owing
to irregularities of the kidneys.
suffered intensely from severe pains
in the small Of my back and through
the kidneys and was annoyed by pain
full passages OF abnormal secretions.
Doctors failed to relieve me. began
taking Doan's Kidney Pills and l ex-
perienced quick and lasting relief.
Doan's Kidney Pills will prove bless
ing to all sufferers from kidney disor-
ders who will give them fair trial"
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
proprietors. For sale by all druggists.
price so cents per box.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

II you cannot procure Sandhoim's Eczema
Lotion and Dandrun Cure from your druggist
or barber, write Sandholm Drug Co., "a Man
II express prepaid. 1t cures when all doctors
internal medicines, greasy salves and ointments
fail. Free booklet for the asking. Describe
your disease and special directions will be furn-
Worm, Blood Poison, Black Heads Insect Bites
Dandruff, Scalp Trouble Failing Hair. Nervous
Trouble 1t never fails. Lotion, 81; Soap, 25c
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
TEA.

1t is the way to do bust
ness, it is the way to make
money, it is the way to make
friends, it is the wsy to make
name and fame.
like schlilings Rest
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Antldote for HydrochIorIc Acid.

A Birmingham tin worker attempted
to commit suicide by drinking some
hydrochloric acid. A policeman con.
cocted an emetic by scraping some
whitening from the ceiling and mixing
1t with water. II saved the mans life.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Great sunnlv 81 sb,r,v

Sufficient sherry wine to supply the
worlds demand for a quarter of CEN
fury is said to be contained in the
storebouses of Jarez de la Frontera, in
Spain.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Not PatentabIe.

That French savant who announces
that gold taken internally is good for
what ails you is not exploiting a the
ory altogether novel. Certain remark
able cures have been effected by the
mere external application Of wads Of
dirty, old microbe bills.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
TEA

You will find no poor tea
in packages bearing our
name. If you find any such,
you know what to do.
Your grocer returns your money II you dont
lilo SchlIlInR's Beat.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
The U. s. Dept. OF Agriculture

gives to Salzer's Oats its heartiest en-
dorsement. Salzer's New National Oats
yielded in 1904 from $50 to 300 bu. per
acre in 30 different States, and you, Mr..
Farmer, can beat this in 1905, if you will.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
chinese Lack Two Notes.

The Chinese voice lacks two notes;
its scale has six notes, instead of
eight. The fourth and the seventh
notes are the missing ones.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

Damage by, Russian Wolves.
Fully 100000 domestic animals. val
ned at $6,0O0,O00. are annually do.
voured by the wolves in Russia.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

Denmark's Exports of Honey.
Denmark exports 100000 pounds
Of honey year
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

Big Income From Spirits.
The net profit from the Russion gov
eminent monopoly in the sale of
spirits last year exceeded $4,000 900.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

Take Laxative Bromo Quinlne Tablets. All drug
glsts refund the money N IL fails TO cure. L. W.
Groves signature Is on each box. 25c.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces IN
Examination, slays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

n Your grocer returns your money IL you don't
nke schiiiing's Best.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
Azzf fe&E<%s
(Ge

Speltz or Emmer, above illustrated,
gives 80 bushels grain and four tons hay
seeds are pedigree seeds, bred up through
careful selection to big yields.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
First American Fire Enolne.

In 1871 the first fire engine was
taken from England to New York.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20

We tell you the truth;
and moneyback shows it.
I'VE tell you the truth;
aid moneyback shows it.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1905-01-20
SEND 10c IN STAMPS

and this notice to the John A. Salzer Seed
Co., La Crosse, Wis, and you will get
their, big catalog and lots Of farm seed
samples free. wv. N. VI
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-07-14
La mGsica interior

A los veinte amos. nos fgura-
mos-cuarto a sentimiento,-
que las ciudades famosas son
mujeres jovenes' A esa edad
-acudimos 8 una clta de amor,
con Ell coraZon en- temblor: Que
Sc siente al ha!)ar vacia la alco.
ba y que todo es de piedra2 Be-.
vedas blasonadas con fuertes
leyendas que NJ son las nues-
tras. Nenecia, Sena, Cordova,
Toledo, vosotras sabeis con
scuanto gensroso ardor me apre-
sure a veros; detras de vuestra
vetustez que me importo toda
mi sangre lque halle en- voso-
aras que me tocase el alma?
Grandeza spiritual, belleza,
passion, sacrihcio. Sc os la si-
tuado en- las ciudades legenda
T1ss. porque nu sc os We Cruzar
sobre el pavimento de nuestra
,aldea natlva; pero. al regreso de
dln viaje largo a traves de las
Teal1 tades, tuand no sc liza Wis
TO -slno arlda arena v sentido,
peor aun, irritantes fcbres, va
no sc espera NADIA sino de esa
mt1sica interior, trasmitida con
su sangre por los muertos &c
nGeStra ruZa
Maurice Ba1yeS.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-07-14

T-Sa'iS afIgida r.
F-iPorque?
T-No sc por que sera, no sc 81 seria porqu ese
despedia de nosotros que al tempo de separarse
afigi6
E-iVolvo otra veg por allf?
T-No.
Fly la cbiquia?
T-Supimos de que ella cuando lego al pueblo ga
no la levaba.
F-lA que pueblo?
IA Vega Alta
F-iNo recuerda 81 ella cuando despid6 do ustedes
para rse Manatf le 10 algo 1espeeto al resa-
tado del vsje la nns?
T-No hab,o NADIA
F. iFue ell dfa antes por le tarde2
T-Antes habia sido 10 habia dicho cuando estaba
en- casa de Maria Ortiz
mo volvi6 yer la nif1a7
T-Por notcias las que dieron de que habian en-
contrado la n1a 10 sure porque cuando vino mi ma
rido.
F-Usted, despues de ese diA. lha hablado en- al
yuma ctra OCCASION cor la acusada3
T-No la he vuelto
Contestando rreguntas del abogado de Ia acusada
Gec'ara:
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-07-14

T-Lusa Ortiz.
F-1Es parienta de usted?
T-No, de mi mardo.
F-sSon quien esta usted casada'
T-Con Eduardo Ortiz. VI
F-A1la en- ell mes de octubre, los 1ltimos dias de
octubae, iusted vi6 la acusada por en-
de Maria Oriz2
THO llevo cuenta.
F-lNo sabe 81 la acusada tenia hijs7
Tia tena.
F-1Estuvo ella en- su casa?
T-Sf.
F-jNo recuerda 81 de ESQ hace cuco meses?
T-No sc que tempo puede hsber.
FAntes de estar de usted, 1ella viTi6 en- su
casa parte1
T-En casa de Ia abuela de ella
F-1De Maria Oltiz2
T-S.
F-iViva con la chiquita?
T-S.
F-1Iba aguna vez su casa?
T-Ella iba Como estaban las dos casas GER
quitas.
Fila cuidaba mucho de SD hija?
T-De ESQ no Sc. e
F-iUsted es madre'
T-Sf. y Guido mis- hijoe
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-07-14
FL mercado de cuero
EN- NUEVA YORK


Dnfante ell tiltimo mes en- los mer
cados de cueroS americanos Sc ha no
tado la continuacion de las cot;z acio-
mes tuertes. que han preyaiccido>desda :
alghn tieupo, y el voldnen de los ne
gocios ha aumenta DO por las transac-
clones en- gran escala, de parte Go Jos
grandes curtidores.
Sc han hecho apti-ipos dc los cue
ros de salaz6n reciente. pero los pre- :
CLOS qis Sc estan o6seniendo son suma.
mente altos para ia preseute ten: ptra-
"a dc ano, en- que los cneros sou dc
calidsd y condolences inferiores, com
parados con los del verano pr,nci.
pios de otoi1o.
No ha ocurrido ninguu cambio en-
las pieles sscas del exterior, y los re-
cibos So han tornado dc Acuerdo con
las coiizscioaes autenores.
Sc nota una demanda mas activa
por y lbs precios Sc nantienen firmes
Los fabricante de calzado han ,eci,
do bnenos pedidos para la en,reea en-
el otofo, = estan comprando en- gran
escala para poder proporcionar ar ell
abaS.o.
Ha habilo pocas mejoras en- Il re-
goclo de exporta cion y ia mayor can
tldad de negocios f16 po, conducto de
los compr adores ingles S. Sc ha bla
de que pronto Sc har&n concesiones
de los precios entetos sobre esss gran.
oes transacciones, pero el met cado
esta sumo men;e fuefte debido 4 la
elimination de los abas tccimientos So
brantes. En- las otcas cIases de cue
ros para suela, Sc nota alguna anima-
c1on. La cabritilla glaseada, ass como
tambien los cueros para palas Sc ven
den venta josamente, epero el becerri.
lilo continda fojo. En- el caero para
arneses hubo un AHA de an centavo
la libra.
Las transacciones eli calzado her
sido de properciones muy satisfacto-
rias las indicaclones actua les garari- !
~AN"@ "a ~ HSHSAo 0S 4uC 600 SOIuCtClO !
sera lgual 4 la actiyidad que Sc not6
durante la nitina parts del af1o de
1908. La r2ayorfa De las compras re- |
e1entes han sido hechas por los ven
dedores al por mayor del Oeste. la !
mayor parte DE- los pedidos fueron
por las calidades mrdlanas.
ia tendencia actual cs a la rnejoria |
en las opersciones en- Ia venta de cue.
ros, Sc espera que muchas casas al
por mayor del pals habran de aca-
parar las 6cdenes. Cen Ia America
Latina el comercio slgue su curse nor
NAL. ha bi@ndose notado en- los ditimos
messs una tendencia hacia ell alza
ddebido q Ia superior calidad de los
productos. =
En- vista de 10 anterior Sc cspera
que durante Ell resto del aflo las ex
portaciones de cuero$ y calzado ha-
bran de recibir grande impulse pues
con la estaci6n del verano Sc amman
las ventas esr ocialmente en- calzado de
rcueros de colores para los paises tro-
picales, asi como tambieR zapatos de
Iona actin n otf
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-09-13

constructed the sum expended in any
work is to be returned to the govern
ment In ten equal annual installments
by the settlers prorata. At the end Of
the first year after any one project
has been completed one-tenth Of the
original amount expended on that
work is to be returned and put into
other projects.
Among the great projects Of the gov
eminent Is the Shoshone project, Wyo-
ming, which will irrigate 100000 acres
Of public land; the Uncompahgre Val
ley project, Colorado, 100000 acres; the
Belle Fourche project, South Dakota,
$4,000 acres; the Salt River project,
Arizona, 100000 acres; the Malheur
project, Oregon, 10000 acres the Hon
do river project, New Mexico, 10000
acres; the Fort Buford project, Mon
tana and North Dakota 10000 acres;
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-09-13
Well Houses and Pu1Ieys.

houses and pulleys on wells which he
saw in Colorado.
OF course, these are familiar OBJ
jects to almost all country people;
but nevertheless there are many wells
that go uncovered. 1t is not great
matter, it is true, but still 1t Is worth
the cost and trouble to put q neat
roof, closed in, over the well, for the
protection Of the rope, If one is used
and also for keeping dirt from falling
into the water, not to speak Of pre-
venting danger to life.
The old-fashioned open we'll is no
longer used to any great extent, but
when it is, using a bucket and pulley
or windlass to draw the water has the
advantages Of economy and simplicity,
not to speak Of picturesqueness, but
the water Is not made any better by
the we'll being open.