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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
In Exchange.

Gladys-Am the first girl you ever wanted to marry?
 Jack--I'll be frank with you. You ars not. But you're the first girl l ever asked. In return. am the first man you ever accepted?
 Gladys-l'll be equally frank witE you. You are. But you are not the first l should have accepted if any of the oth- CTS had asked me-Casselrs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
0AKVILLE HAPPENINGS

E. S. lngraham and family of Main street moved to Waterbury to-day. Mir lhgraham recently accepted position with the American Pin Co of Water vile.
 This evening there will he d wrestling exhibition at Judd's hall.
 Miss Dorothy Dains of Falls avenue is on the sick list
 The Newton Heights school will have a sleigh party tomorrow. They will start from here around 1 P. Ill. for ThOmastOn. There was a good attendance at the supper given last evening by the WO- mems auxiliary society.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
A Gnnd Turn

On one occasion. when Robin Allison, who was beadle at kilwinniLg. had car ried some goods for a traveller visiting his customers. he was delighted with a dram over and aboveh is pay.
 Deed. that's rale gude O ye. noo." said Robin; but maybe I'll be able to dae ye guid turn yet Ye ken I'm the eraveGigger Dae-dae ye like your head tigh?r-Tit-Bits.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
Why He Was Jolly

Jinks-You ought to meet my friend Wittles: most entertaining fellow yoC ever saw: bubbling over with humor; just chockfull of jokes and funny sto- ries.
 Blinks-lndeed, Is he writer of hu- nor for the papers?
 Jinks-No. He's a reader of humor in the papers.-N. '. Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
GieVe, BiSSef G Holland
SHE STOOD UNnOVED.
Mrs Rogers Said Governor Bell Was
 Good Man.

The news from Moutpclicr that the governor had cunSentcd tu defer the ex- ecution of Mrs Rogers. carried to the prison hy press representative, came IS q surprise not only to the con
 dcDnpd woman, but also to the sheriff. his deputies and the prison officials, as it had been generally accepted that the governor would refuse to interfere. The
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
Ups and Downs.

Aaron-Ish it t-ie. Moshes, that you're going to give up de bushiness?
 Moses-Yesh. my toy; I've bought a beautiful li,Ae placa in de country, as sheap as dirt. and I'm going 10 shettle down.
 AarOn-Den hops you'll shettle up count what you owesh me.-Aliy Sloper
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
Three StyIeS

Young Lady-I Iwish to get a popu- lar novel. anything people are raving over.
 Bookseller-Here is the latest, madam. already in it's seventeenth edi- tion.
 Young Lady-Is :t of the romantic or realistic school?
 BOOhSeller-Neithef It is of the erotic or idiOtic schouI.-N. Y. Weekly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
A Wise Girl.

Alice-If you had to choose between a vidower and a bachelor which one would you take. suppOsing each had as much money as the othere
 Mollie-The wi6Ower- The chances are that ned have learned how to give it up without fshtiag--Chicago Rec ord- Herald
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
The Way of Ii

Mothers spend more sleepIess nights than fathers because of the children when they are little but when they are grown and gone away it is the father who says most about .-ineraIitude--- -Atchiscn Globe.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
Pretty Picture

"I heard you kissing Myrtilla in the dark rOom.'" said the inquisitive friend. "I thought you took her in there to develop a picture"
 so I did" laughed the amateur pho tographer.
 And did you?"
 Sure. It was the prettiest picture you ever beheld d'-Chicago News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03

AItN'S HEAVY Dot BILE BREAST ED MATERIAL WOOL UNDER WEAR.
 Shirts heavy double breast front and back, drawers heavy douhl" seat. regular Sl garments, you rau save 25r on each piece at Saturday price, 71c each \ LOT OF CAMEL'S HAIR AND NATURAL WOOL UNDERWEAE. assortment of sizes is not com plcte. regular price 15c, Satur- day price ISc each
 MF,N'S UNION SUITS
 For Saturday only at these prices: The S1 quality, Ioc The $1.50 quality. Sl11 I he $2.23 quality, SlSS MEN'S HEAVY DOUBLE BREAST. ED. FLEECE LINED UNDER WEAR.
 Loncy soft fleece, regular ;IOc gar mcnt, Saturday price 3Sc each
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
GricYc, BiSSct X Holland
 33 and 40 BANK STREET, TEl:PAOXE 2U AGENTS FOR STANDARD PATTERNS.
SATURDAY DAY OF SAVNG ON Mems Winter Underwear

months before winter W'lGh's be seller before of stock Not enough for Saturday underwear outfit and you you profit bank
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
The Barlow Bros Co
 oas GRAND STREET.

The Democrat office is equipped with all the facilities for turning out book and job printing at short notice. and at lowest prices for good work.
 Patrons having suciaDle and enter tainment work done at Democrat off, flee get free notice ill coming events column from time printing is ordered until the affair comes off.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-03
Mems "Winsted' Make Underwear.

special words who have used it. If Nov excellent quality that last onelr than they could pro
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
PROSPECTS OF RAIN.

For several reasons there are pretty good prospects of rain in these parts within the next twenty-four hours. Chief among these is the fact that on tonight occurs the oft postponed H. brary ball and on all previous Occa- sions when it had been planned to give this ball it has rained. Furthermore. there is considerable hay down that has not yet got a good wetting, and there is also some still unstacked that has barely recovered from the last drenchlhg it received. Another good reason is the present condition of the weather. Yesterday was cloudy and ten miles south of here in the vicinity of Kyrene there was rain and plen " of .t
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
HOW THE FLOOD CAME.

To the Editor of The Republican. Sir:
 If you will allow me a little space in your valuable paper I will inform tie supervisors, the board of trade and all others interested where the water comes from that floods the country be- tween the Arizona canal and the Salt River Valley canal and floods the cap itol grounds. You will doubtless re- collect that about 1893 or 1894 the Verde Canal company ran a ditch through Paradise valley. If you will go with me through that valley east to the Mcdowell mountains where the company commenced it's ditch and fol- low me on down through the valley to the place where the company proposed to dump the water into Cave Creek east of the mountains where the Union mine is located you will find that the company diverted all the water on that extensive water shed from it's regular course in which 1t spread over the desert. Then it soaked into the ground and what the ground did not take up found its way to the canal east of the Mcdowell road bridge The water is now carried down through this Para disc valley ditch east of the Contention mine and what does not pass out at the opening the company left for the Cave Creek road to pass through is carried on further to the low ground east of the Contention mine On the west is a border which is broken and through this the water is turned loose and runs down on the north side of the mine and on west until it strikes the road leading from the Arizona canal at the Black Canyon bridge. Thence it comes south through the pass on the Union mine road. It never gets within five miles of Cave Creek.
 TnIN- c,urT-DrEc
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
A NEW ORCHESTRA.

new orchestra, something that Tempe has been sadly in need of for some time, has recently been organized
 here. It consists Of Mrs. Curt Miller, piano; Frank Miller, cornet; C. w. Wacaser, violin, and Albert Miller, jr.. clarinet. They have been doing a great deal of practicing lately and those who have had the pleasure of listening, state that the music is fine. The orchestra will make it's first pub lie appearance tonight at the library ball where it will furnish the music.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

LOST--Pair gold glasses in case. Re- ward of one dollar if returned to Republican office. SPRAYED from White Tanks district near Buckeye, 1 black mare wire cut on fore leg and Q on left hip. Volz, SO5 $. Montezuma avenue LOST-A gray mare and a dun horse on south Seventh street. Return to American Kitchen and receive re- ward
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
SPRING MILLINERY of all kinds at Mrs Leebricks, Tempe.
FUNERAL HELD YESTERDAY

The funeral of Pedro Benitas. who was killed Tuesday night by Orlando Douglass, was held yesterday morning from St. Mary's church and the in torment was made in the Catholic cemetery. There were no new devel- opments in the case yesterday and neither the quirt which Douglass claims Pedro struck him with. nor the revolver which discharged the fatal shot have been found. Deputy Sheriff Cunningham was over from Phoenix yesterday but when questioned said that there was nothing new for publi- cation. The preliminary hearing of Douglass will be held at ten o'clock this morning before Justice Nelson.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
VISITING FRIENDS.

MT. and Mrs. Flick of Oklahoma City are the guests of Mir. and Mrs J. F. Haigler. They spent the win ter in Phoenix and ara now en route to California
 Mrs. Metzgar entertained the 800 club at the home of Mrs. M. NJ Mur- phy yesterday afternoon.
 Chas. J. Sanichas of Phoenix was a business visitor on the south side yes terday.
 Billy Gamble is down from Kelvin.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
THE ALPHA ENTERTAINMENT.

Members of the Alpha society at the normal are practicing hard under the direction of Miss Hutchinson and Prof. Frizell in the preparation Of two laughable farces they will present at the entertainment given by the so- ciety a week from tonight. The farces must be somewhat on the sentimental order from a remark that a partici- pant made yesterday when she said one could learn how to propose for a quarter, that being the price of ad- mission.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
sieuatiens Naneas

w WANTED-Sewing to do at home Ap- ply 145 s. Second avenue
 WANTED-Strong boy to milk and do chores. Also to lease for to 10 good milk cows. F. A. Clark. Tempe. WANTED-A place as nurse to an in- valid or children with parties who are going away from Phoenix for the summer. Address B this office ANY ONE who wants man buck rake and te2m see H. w. Pierson on Me Dowell road. 1 mile north of asylum or address R. F. D. |
 AGENCY-A strictly first class reliable agency. All kinds of help promptly furnished. Our services free to you. Your orders solicited. Phone main 273. Cham pagne & Taylor. 45 N. Center.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
Less and Found


 Adams hotel and Sec ond street, Wednesday night, a la dies gold watch. Reward if return ed to t,:is office.
 LOST-Cold trimmed spectacles. IL heral reward if returned to rooms 1 and Creighton block LOST-Sman boy mare white stripe down face. wire cut on right front foot lost about April 12 on desert near CIayson's ranch. Return to T. F.. Grout and receive reward. SPRAYED or stolen from my ranch at Peoria A. T.. April 21, 1905, one large grey mare, branded thus O, low down on shoulder, two iron grey geldings. two year old and sOrrel lilly one year old, white stripe in face, one small rOan lilly one year old, one black or brown lilly colt, 10 months old no brands one small sohhel horse mule. one small black mare mule and one small brown mare, brands Cn- known. Will pay liberal reward to any one who will deliver to my ranch or give reliable information to same. NJ A. Hood, Peoria, A. T.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
BILLIARDS HoREHoUND SYRUP.

Immediately relieves hoarse, croupy cough, oppressed, rattling, rasping and difficult breathing. Henry c. Stearns. druggist Shullsburg. Wis, writes, May 20. 1901: "I have been selling Ballards Horehound Syrup for two years, and have never had a preparation that has given better satisfaction. I notice that when I sell a bottle they come back for more I can honestly recommend it." 25c, soc. s1.OO. Sold by Elvey & Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

It !s said of an Atchison man who has been devoted to a girl for some time: Why don't he marry her?; he is in love with her. But marrying and being in love are two different things.-Atchison Globe
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
CURES COUGHS AND COLDS.

Mrs. c. Peterson. 625 Lake street, Topeka, Kan, says: "Of all cough re- medies Ballard's Horehound Syrup is my favorite; it has done and will do all that is claimed for tito speedily cure all coughs and colds-and it is so sweet and pleasant to the taste" 25c, soc, $1 bottle. Sold by Elvey Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
TEMPE
A MIRACULOUS ESCAPE.
A Man Falling from a Train Was
 Practically Uninjured.

A man giving the name of Darling met with an accident Wednesday eve ming between here and Phoenix. that nine times out of ten would have re- suited in his death or serious injury and his escape from either seems al most miraculous. He was a passen- ger on the Phoenix bound NJ & P. train which leaves here at ten min utes of five in the afternoon. Wednes- day afternoon the train was behind time and after crossing the bridge was running at a terrific speed. the kind Engineer Phelps is noted for when he is late. Darling had stopped on the rear platform when he got on the train and on the way over the conductor had cautioned him and advised him to go inside but he declined to do so About Barnard's place. four miles from here, Darling fel! from the train. Just how no one seems to know but a man saw him just a moment after he struck the ground. By the time he could notify the conductor they were so near Phoenix that 1t was de- eide to pick him up the return trip, for il was confidently expected that the man was dead. and the train would return in a few minutes. On the re- turn trip he was found lying face down on the roadbed but still breathing. He was brought on to this place and to the office of the company's surgeon, Dr. Chas. H. Jones, where he was e&- amined. Aside from several rather se- were scalp wounds and q few minor bruises on other parts of his body, Ee was practically uninjured. Supt. Bick- nell phOned over to have him taken care Of and later in the evening he was taken to a room in the Tempe house and yesterday morning was inn proving as well as could be expected. . SATURDAYS SPECIAL SALE Hundreds of yards of fine laces. Tor chon and Mechlin-fine Vals.. from one inch to four in width. All for five cents per yard all day.
 J. J. HODNETT Tempe
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
SATURDAY EXCHANGE

The ladies of the Congregational church will hold the weekly exchange at Teeter Bros. market tomorrow morning.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

The man who IS caged in or cooped ID day after day without sufficient exercise is sure to suffer for it. Quite often the liver IS the first organ which becomes disordered, and constipation. biiiousucss. sick headache and general physical tor DOT make life miserable There's only one way to deal with liver trouble and that IS to go to the root of the disease. and cure 1t once for all. Such cures of the disordered or diseased liver almost always follow the use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery It always helps. It almost always cures. It reg uiates the liver, strengthens the stomach. and purifies the blood
 rDr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is th- best medicine made writes Michael sflhrr of Littlefails N Y les Center St-l ~I had yellow iauuoiCe and liver trouble November zzao Was almost dead, lost sixteen pounds iu thre= weeks and my whole body was yellow ls I tried three doctors and they gave me tahlrts and pills and another one some other stuE blf went to MeSSrs- O'RourEe and Hur1cE's truE store and got your Golden Medical DlzccNerTs One bottle cured me and thank it and Go9 that am a well man"
 Accept no substitute for the Discov- cry" There is nothing just as good
 The Peoples Common Sense Medical Adviser, a book containing IooS pages. Is given away. Send 2I one-cent stamps for expense of mailing OULV, for the book in paper covers, or sI stamps for the vol tune bound in cloth Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. '.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

q acted the fool today" a man said this afternoon. If you don't act the fool more than once a day. you are do- ing pretty well.-Atchison Globe.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
AN ICE CREAM FESTIVAL

The w. C. T. '. vii! have an ice cream and strawberry festival on the evening of May 12th The place has
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

Protect your hay from the rains. Corrugated iron painted and galvanized A. Fl. & V. Co.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
A DANDY FOR BURNS.

Dr. Bergin. Pana, Ills, writes: 'I have used Ballard's Snow Eminent: always recommended 1t to my friends, as l am confident there is no better made. It is a dandy for burns Those who live on farms are especially liable to many accidental cuts, burns. bruises, which heal rapidly when Ballard 5 Snow Liniment is applied. It should always be kept in the house for cases of emergency" 25c. soc, $1 bottle. For sale by Elvey & Hulett.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
HEALTH IS YOUTH.
Disease

Heroine, taken every morning. be- fore breakfast, will keep you in robust health, fit you to ward off disease. It cures constipation, biliousness, dyspep- sia, fever, skin, liver and kidney com plaints. It purifies the blood and clears the complexion. Mrs. D. W. Smith, Whitney. Texas, writes April 3. 1902: 'I have used Heroine, and find it the best medicine for constipation and liver troubles. It does all you claim for it. l can highly recommend it." soc a bottle. Sold by Elvey & Hulett.
 A woman can have an awful good time planning q trip to Europe that she knows she isn't going to take.-N. Y. Press
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

not yet been decided upon but will be named later.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
Fer Sale

Saturday at 1:SO D. m. at Mclean Auction Co.'S sales room, 23 south First avenue. At our regular sale We will sell several good riding and driving horses. Hammond, auc- tiOneer.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

Never judge a mans knOwledga of human nature by the opini)n he has of h;mself.-Chicago News.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
JOHN A. sTURGEs.

Some men only open their mouths to emit a kick.-Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

FOR SALE-Ranch on Date creek 12 miles from Congress, Ariz,. good water right. 30 acres fenced, fine stock ranch. Call or address J. L. Gibson. Congress, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
CLOUDS AND WEATHER

A dog makes as much noise when he barks as a man does zhen hc bafks his shins.-Chicago News
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
MAY WEATHER
Data Covering That Month for the
 Past Nine Years.

The following data. covering a reriad of nine years. has been complied from the weather bureau records at Phoa- nix Ariz- l. is issued by Section b. rector Jesunofsky to show the conii- tions that have prevailed. during th. month of May. for the above period of years, but must not be construed as a forecast of the weather conditions for the coming month.
 TEMPERATURE
 Mean or normal temperature. -5 The warmest month was that of 1900. with an average of 7S.
 The cOldesJ month was that of 1888. with an average of 11-
 The highest temperature was no on May 2S. 1896.
 The lowest temperature was s8 on Maya. 1899
 The earliest date on which nrz- killing frost occurred in autumn. Nov. g. 1S97
 Average date on which first Killing frost occurred in autumn. Dec e. Average date on which last killing frost occurred in spring. Feb. 1S The latest date on which last kill ing frost occurred in spring. March 91. 1897.
 PRECIPITATION.
 (Rain or melted snowA Average for the month. 0.0s Inch Average number of days with .el og an incE or more. L.
 The greatest monthly precipitation was 0.12 inch in 1900.
 The least monthly precipitation was 0.00 inches in 1899.
 The greatest amount of precipitation recorded in any 24 consecutive hours was 012 inch on May g. 1900.
 CLOUDS AND WEATHER. Average number of clear days. 43. partly cloudy days. G. cloudy days e.
 WIND.
 The prevailing winds have been from the east
 The average hourly velocity of the wind is 90 miles.
 The highest velocity of the wind was 90 miles from the west ou May 8. 1900. A dog makes as much uofz- u-h=n
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
Miscellaneous Wants

WANTED-To buy young COW, fresh; blow horse. fair driver: single light spring wagon and harness; bees hives and fittings; also chickens Must be cheap for cash. Persons having any such for sale will do well to address me, giving prices and de- scription in detail J. V. Wilt, Phoe- nix, A. T.
 FOR EXCHANGE-Ten nice lots for city or country. no incumbrance. va lue $S500 T. J. Barr. City. WANTED-Water right in Arizona canal for eighty acres of land. F. H. Lyman, 2lS Fleming Bldg. COW WANTED-Part Jersey. gentle and recently fresh. Address. stating price. Goddard. care Republican, WANTED-Party to rent 4 room fur nished house and bargain to room and board owner. Address P. O. Box III. Phoenix.
 BARBER wants to buy an old fash toned reclining chair. R. Hobson. Tempe.
 WANTED-To rent small ranch Will purchase live stock, farming imple- ments etc. Address T. s. Baldwin, Tempe.
 STOCK companies incorporated; if you have stocks or bonds for sale, of fer them through me to investors George M. Kellogg. Broker, 345 Eli colt square, Buffalo. WANTED-Two or three furnished rooms for light housekeeping. Must have section porch. w. c. Brayton general delivery.
 WANTED--Horse, harness and runa- bout-cheap for cash. c. I. Nor ton. R. F. D. No. ?. Tannehill ranch. wANTED-Children sewing. 361 N First avenue.
 WANTED-Every one having second hand goods to sell to see me before selling elsewhere. Chas. Wattawa, 2G5 w. Washington. Phone Black 952
 wANTED-Horse, harness and buggy in part exchange for piano. Wiley B. Allen Co.. 11O W. Washington. POULTRY Wanted Ed Olsen. south 7th avenue. Tel Main 922. MRS. ELIZA A. EDWARDS, experi- enced card reader. tells past, present and future. Ladies. 25c; gentlemen 50 cents. 223 Buchanan street, cor. of Third street
 LIVE PIGEONS wanted at once. at Pinney's gun store. S1.5O dozen. CLOTHING or delicacles for the pool and sick can be left at the rooms o1 the Women's Christian Temperance Union, corner of Monroe and Central ave. They will be carefully distrib -tfed Those ir need pIsase cal
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28

It ain't never safe to judge of a wo- mans courage by the way she man ages to avoid an interview with a News
Arizona republican., 1905-04-28
MESA ADVERTISEMENTS.

Ideal small country home, 10 acres, 21a miles west of Mesa, room frame house. Planted, good shade, well and one-fourth share Utah water.
 Money to loan in $500. 5000, and $500 amounts on gilt security.
 Several choice residence locations. close in for sale, also a number of good business lots at
 POMEROY BROS. & KELLY,
 Real Estate, loans, investments, rents and insurance. Collections and agents for non residents.
 MESA, ARIZONA.