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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Picked pork at Baker $.

Picked pork at Baker $.
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Trego Mer Co.
For Sale = Superior drills. O. A.
Cortright.
Two improved farms for rent. w.
III. Swiggett.
List your lands with me. / have
purchasers for some choice improved
and unimproved lands. j. Il. w
Cloud.
We are exclusive agents for the eel
ebrated Acme flour manufactured nv
the Wilson mills. Call and get d sack
for only S1.l5 Trego Mer. Co.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Twentv-five years ago Ioems from
1.-The Ness Citv News Lawyer Gilker-
|Son, of Hays City, was in town yester-
|day. Captain Ii. J. +. Hanna. of the
|Wa-Kceney land office, and S. J. Os-
born, formerly of this town, were at
Sidney attending the Masonic exer-
|cises on Saturday last. Stephen J.
Twas as genial as ever, and the Cap
ham, whose acquaintance we were
xlad to make, is one of those cheerful,
rood natured gentlemen, whom it is
nlWays pleasure to meet
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mrs William Calvin Chiffon, of
Mississippi. is considered a great sue
cess in ! er portrayal of the Southern
|tlarkey.r Mrs. ChIlton was delegate
TO a,recent convention of elocution-
lists. and made a decided hit in read
ling from Ruth McEnery Stuart..N.
II. Tribune. At the court house No
MEMBER 9.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

There will be services at the Bap-
tist church in Collver, on Sunday, DC
tober %, as follows: Sunday school at
10 "a. m. Preaching at II a. m. and
1:30 p. m. You are Invited. @. w. @.
Erickson, Pastor
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The many friends of B. S. New of
in Chicago being treated for cancer of
the stomach. We all hope for his
speedy recovery and return to our
midst. His cheerful disposition and
straightforward honesty has made
him many friends who will gladly
welcome his return.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Albert Cummings, who has been
visiting his parents southwest of
town for some time, departed Satur-
day evening for his home at Nodaway,
Iowa.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

On the 18th of October, Lewis f.
Clark, infant son of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Clark of tie east part of the
county, died after several weeks sick
ness. The little one WIS born June
10, 1905, and was months and days
old at the time of death. Mr.. and
Mrs. Clark have the sincere sympathy
of their friends in this their sad trial
and we hope they may be sustained
and comforted by a Higher Power
through their bereavement.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
FOR sALE-My Farm and Ranch,

Two miles north of Wa-Keeney on
the Hill City road, $50 acres with
pools of living water fed by never
failing springs
ENQUIRE OF Leonard Schmitt, first
house north of the court house. 1914
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The Baptist church building is
needing some repairs. The ladies of
tfe church are planning and working
TO Nave it done. a lunch is to be
served by them at the home of Mrs.
Gorrell to help secure the where-with-
al, and they will be glad to serve a
large number.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

o. A. Cortright received telegram
last Sunday conveying the sad news of
the illness of his daughter, Mrs. JAS.
Rogers. Mrs. Cortright left on the
first train for Mulvane, Kans., where
her daughter resides.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The Ladies' A id society of the Bar
tist church will serve 15c lunch
Thursday evening, November 2, from
to 4 o'clock. at the home of Mrs.
Gorrell. Everyone cordially invited.
Mrs. Lalie Gunckel. Secretary.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Last Saturday was hardly day to
play ball, it being cold and blustery,
Buu the clubs Of Wa-Keeney and Ell
Ills High schools tried it, and the final
score stood Ellis l6, Wa-Keeney 10.
But to tell the truth, the umpire, Il
|Wa-keeney man. helped the Ellis
boys ouu.-Ellis Headlight.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mrs. William Calvin Chiffon, the
famous southern reader, imperSona-
tor, and monodramist, will render a
miscellaneous program which you are
sure to enjoy and cannot afford to
miss. This is the second number of
the seasons lecture course. A the
court house Thursday evening, No
vember 9.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

DR.. Jones will sell his herd
of Short Horn cattle, We'd
nesday. November %, at
public sale. Watch for big
bills. =
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Bob Kirk, from the North Saline,
shipped two cars of fat cattle to Kan
sas City, the front end of the week.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

J..F. Donovan of Kinmundy, ILL.,,
is visiting his brother-in-iaw, Mayor
King. Mr.. ID. is postmaster, lawyer
and real estate investor. He made
this Office pleasant call.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mrs. Fannie Garrett, of Logan,
Ohio, is visiting with her uncle,
James B. Bell, In Franklin township,
this week. They had not met for
half of a century.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

DR.. Wickizer, The Optician, will be
in Wa-Keency. Monday. November 6.
Eyes examined. Glasses fitted.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Peter Frank, night man at the de-
pot, has been transferred to Oakley.
Joe Shaw takes his place here. g.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Hugh Elliott of the north Saline is
very i'll in Kansas City with pnen-
monia.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The Tom Thumb wedding at the
Presbyterian church last Friday even
ing was well received by a crowded
house and the little folks did them
selves proud.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Taken ups head of young horses
and mule, black and white spotted
mare. A. Ross, 10 miles northeast of
Wa-Keeney.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

On last Wednesday evening, Miss
Mabel Ashcroft and Mr.. Lou Gleason
were united in marriage at the home
of Sheriff Ashcroft at Hill City. The
mother of the groom and Mrs. T. b.
Hays were the only ones who attend
ed from this city. The bride and
groom are we'll known to all Of cur
readers having lived here a greater
portion of their lives. Miss Ashcroft
is young woman OF many excellent
qualities. She has served in the ca
D ,city of a clerk fer several of our
leading stores and also served in that
capacity in the postofflce for about a
year and half. She is a bright en-
tertalnfng young woman and is fully
capable of making her husband an
ideal wife. Mr.. Gleason is one of
TreGo county's foremost young men
both socially and in the business
word He is at present county treas
urer and also interested in the sheep
business. He possesses all the quail
ties that go to make up the manly
man and his many friends here con-
graduate him on securing SO estima-
BILE woman for his life'S companion
They will reside in Wa-Keeney- The
WORLD and very large circle of
friends extend congratulations and
wish them a long. happy and prosper
Gus life-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mr.. and Mrs. George Baker return
ed home Sunday morning from their
trip to the Pacific coast.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

DIR. Hostetter, Dentist, will be in
Collyer, November Z. prepared to dc
all kinds of dentistry.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

DIR. Wickizer, The Optician. makes
regular visits every sixty days. He is
Il specialist in his line and an expert
optician. Consult him about your
Eve troubles
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Joe Sigler is selling off his horses
ETC., preparatory to locating in the
KlOndike country.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

For ale-Cheap-Young work and
driving horses and colts. Also lot of
wire and posts.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

George Bowman, eldest44Jn of Mrs.
Bowman, who lives north of the
school house, died last evening at
4 O'Clock. Obituary next week.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Good wages; no washing Mrs. Geo
Baker
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

German Lutheran Services next
Sunday at 3 o'clock at the NJ. F.
church. Sunday sthool at o'clock
Everybody invited to come G. NJ.
Bunge, pastor.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Geo. McVey was in from Togo last
Friday. Ee found a boys watch on
the Hill City road. The owner can
get same by calling at his home.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

There will be Episcopal services at
the county Superinteudent'S office,
Sunday at II a. III. Every body invited.
]. ii. Lee, Rector.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Il. NJ. Houx will reside on the l..
G.. Johnson farm on Big creek the en-
suing year. Mr.. HouX is hustler and
will put this farm in good shape.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Comrades SwIggett and Tosh are
able to be up and around again.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mrs. w. ID. Stephens left for Kan
apolis. Kan, Thursday morning in re-
Spouse to telegram that her daugh
ter, Mrs. Il. J. Nixon, was very sick.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

The Presbyterian Aid society will
hold an exchange every Saturday I'M
til further notice at the Trego store
beginning at 2 o'clock.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Lands bought and sold by r. L.
Bolts Land Agency. Wa-Keeney,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mr.. and Mrs. L. G. Nudge enjoyed
a visit from Mr.. Mudge's parents from
Burlington, Iowa, the first of the
week
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Edwin Foster, of Buffalo, N. Y, is
visiting his uncle, Jacob Hoffer, of
Ogallah townShip.-ElliS Headlight.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Rev. j. b. Sites will supply the pull
pit at the M. E. church next Saba tn,
in the absence of the pastor, who goes
to assist in a Missionary Rally at Ban
ner, Kansas. There will be no preach
ing service at OgaIlah in the after
make the drive and preach three
times. Brother Sites is also superin-
tendent of the Sunday school and will
be pleased to meet you at 9:45 a. m. at
the church with well prepared les
son. Come, prepared or not, and
''help just little" E. L. $50 p. m.
rally round the standard of Christ
your royal King" Yours in His name,
w. E. Scott, Pastor.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

W. H. Swiggett, S. f. Kelly, j. J.
Keraus and J. J. Drummond attended
the funeral of Patrick Walsh at Coll
yer. Tuesday.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mrs. L. A. Grafton writes from Rock
Falls, ILL.,. that Mr.. Grafton is still
confined to his room with rheuma-
tiSm.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

For sale-Lot Is, block Al, Main
street. Inquire of Albert G. Sellers,
Walk eeney, Kan.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

E. S. Beach, of Hays, was in the
city the first of the week. Mr.. Beach
is wintering a lot of steers at j. Fl.
Maack's ranch north of town.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

For Sale--Farm wagon, hay wagon
hay rake. S. L. Shorthill.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

For Sale-t'irst class milk COW. Cal
at Ed Chalk's ranch on Big creek.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Comrade Yetter of Ogallah was
kicked by a horse one evening last
week, breaking his arm below the ell
bow.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

DIR. A. E. Woodworth. dentist of
Ellis. will be in Wa-Keeney, Novem-
Der 1st remaining till 4th.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

A. b. Redmond of Banner, returned
from Kansas City last Wednesday.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Miss Gertie Strain returned home
Tuesday from Iowa.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Maximum and minimum temporal
lures according to the government
thermometer at a-Keeney for the
week ending OctOber 26
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28
Colorado potatoes zoe per
bushel at Trego Mer. Co.

Best s. shoe in town at the Trego
Mer. Co.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mr.. and Mrs. c. j. Ferris left last
Saturday for Kansas City to visit sew
eral weeks. They will visit tiieir
daughter. Bessie, at Minneapolis,
Kan. They will return to Wa-Keeney
for few days and then proceed to the
Pacific coast where they will spend
the winter.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Joe Glenn is attending High school.
DR.. Wickizer, The Optician, Mon
day, November 6.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Miss Georgia Virmond has been
elected to a full professorship in the
State University. She will teach al
zebra and trigonometry. She will al
SO teach German in the city high
school afternoons. Her many HAYS
friends will be glad to know of Miss
Virmond's success.-Hays Republican.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mrs. Strain sold her Saline river
farm to man from Nebraska for 3d.,
600
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Still dry with altarnate north and
south winds for daily change. but Il
rather pleasant week on the whole.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Mrs. Ed. Porter visited Mrs. Ernest
Jesse near Stockrange this week.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

F. NJ. Morgan was on the sick list
this week
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Len Johnson was up from Ellis on
Thursday.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-28

Fire ard Tornado Insurance. w.
FL. Swiggett.
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WEATHER REPORT.

WEATHER REPORT.
Maximum and minimum tempera-
lures according to the government
thermometer at Wa-Keeney for the
week ending October &C.
Max. Min
riuay ------------ 81 ----------. 10
Saturday -...... 81. %
Sunday .--.--. s. "A
Monday. 14....-.---. "a
TUESDAY -- oS------------ -
Wednesday ...-.- 70.--....--- 20
Thursday. ........ i3.-...-.-.. 30
Still dry with altarnate north and
south winds for daily change. but Il
rather pleasant week on the whole.
Len Johnson was up from Ellis on
Thursday.
Fire ard Tornado Insurance. w.
Fl. Swiggett.
Mrs. Ed. Porter visited Mrs. Ernest
Jesse near Steckrange this week.
A. b. Redmond of Banner, returned
from Kansas City last Wednesday.
Mrs. Strain sold her Saline river
farm to man from Nebraska for 3d.,
900.
For sale-Lot Is, block Al, Main
street. Inquire of Albert G. Sellers,
Wa-Keeney, Kan.
Comrade Yetter of Ogallah was
kicked by a horse one evening last
week, breaking his arm below the ell
bow.
Mrs. L. A. Grafton writes from Rock
Falls, ILL.,, that Mr.. Grafton is still
confined to his room with rheuma
tism.
Mr. and Mrs L. c. Nudge enjoyed
a visit from Mr.. Mudge's parents from
Burlington, Iowa, the first of the
week.
W. H. Swiggett, S. F. Kelly, j. J.
Keraus and J. J. Drummond attended
the funeral of Patrick Walsh at Coll
yer, Tuesday.
There will be Episcopal services at
the county superinteudent's office,
Sunday at II a. III. Everybody invited.
J. ii. Lee, Rector.
Il. NJ. Houx will reside on the l..
G. johnson farm on Big creek the en-
suing year. Mr.. HouX is Il hustler and
will put this farm in good shape.
Mrs. w. ID. Stephens left for Kan
apolis. Kan, Thursday morning in re-
Spouse to a telegram that her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Il. j. Nixon, was very sick.
The Tom Thumb wedding at the
Presbyterian church last Friday even
ing was we'll received by crowded
house and the little folks did them
selves proud.
There will be services at the Bap-
tist church in Collyer, on Sunday, DC
tober %, as follows: Sunday school at
10 "a. m. Preaching at II a. m. and
40 m m Won ara fnvita6 n w n
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

he asked; when told him. he said:
II am going in that direction and
will accompany you." ...
He Immediately began telling me of
most delightful trip he and his wife
had recently had through Mexico. One
would have thought that he and I had
been lifelong friends, so very inter-
ested were we in each other.
Just before we reached my hotel
he began telling me of three beautiful
pairs of slippers he had bought from
an old Mexican Indian who had made
them by hand, and then he expressed
q desire to have me see them; in fact,
would like to present me with one
pair.
"Where are they?" I inquired.
"Just across the river, at an old
shoemaker's shop. l took them over
yesterday to have soles put on them.
What l bought of the old Indian was
just the uppers or tops. Oh! but they
are fine"
II have got to go to my hotel" said
I, ito leave this bundle and write a
letter er two. 1 may see you later"
knew we'll that had only to come
out in a reasonable length of time to
again encounter him.
I wrote my letter and chatted with
one or two acquaintances. Then I
started out, and coming 20 Summit
street, turned and walked north for
some distance. Suddenly I received q
tap on the shoulder and some one ex-
claimed: "Well. we meet again"
"Sure enough" 1 laughed, and re-
marked that l was simply killing time
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

play in the show window, I stepped
mp to the window to look at a par
ticular silk dress pattern. While won
dering whether should buy it for my
wife, l was suddenly approached by a
Quick-spoken man.
'Tha> piece of silk certainly is a
beauty, isn't it," he said.
In answer to his question l said:
eyes, it is a beauty, and think shall
60 inside and buy it for my wife,"
That's right" he answered IN
iovial sort of way, slapping ne on the
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

until my train left for the east that
evening.
"If you have time" said he, "sup-
pose we go over on the East side,
where 1 left those slippers. 1 want
you to have pair of them. can't
use them all''
Very WE'LL" said I. ''I'd like to see
them"
With this we started out. Near the
river there stood, to the right, brick
building with a saloon siga in front,
and when even with the door he said:
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
It Stuck to Him.

There's nothing like printers ink"
said the enthusiastic advertising man.
'No, don't know as there is," re-
piled the other man; II got some on
my hands once, and l never remember
meeting anything just like it."-Yonk-
ers Statesman.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
Conclusive

Conclusive.
''Maude thinks she's prettier than
Maye."
How do you know?"
''She asked her to be her brides
maid. cleveland Leader.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
Recklessness.

"Gabbleton is very fond Of criticis-
ing his neighbors, isn't he?"
Eyes, he indulges IN an extravagant
use Of projectiles for q person residing
in conservatory Puck.
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Ever Hear Drum Musicp

Ever Hear Drum Musicp
BaconF The drum is said to have
been the first musical instrument Of
the. human race.
Egbert-But how did ever anybody
discover that it was music?-Y Yonkers
Statesman.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
A Recommendation.

"A Recommendation.
Prospective Guest-Do you set q
good table here?
Hotel Clerk-Well, rather. Why,
people come here perfectly healthy and
go away with the gout and dyspepsia!
Life.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

Task Of the Immortals.
Knicker 10 you believe that this life
ends all?
Bocker-No. After you are dead you
spend your time trying to get into the
Hall of Fame.-N. Y. Sun.
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Fortunes Favorites.

Fortunes FavorlteS.
Doogan-Look at thot, now. Here's
a man wild six millions marries wild
dy wild ten.
Clancy-Don't thot be the way of the
world now1 Them's has plenty is
the vans that has the best prospects
av gittin' more.-Judge.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
LUXURY.

.sWot would yer do II ye wuz rich z"
.Chee! I'd have pie tree times 4
day, an solid gold knife ter eat It
Wild Cleveland Leader.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
St,LiI1,,a,ped.

30 you think there Is as much NOR
a courage IA the world as there was2"'! I!
About how much was there 20
Cleveland pain Dealer
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
Ear Different.

Far Different.
you said y~u wouldn't become en-
gagged to HIM if he were the only man
in the world"
But this was different, he was the
only man at the summer resort. ="
Houston Post.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
Making Il do Far.

Dyer You must make the $50 50 as
far as possible.
Mrs. Dyer All right. will give It
to foreign missions. Town Topics.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

Lets step in here and get a fresh
glass OF beer
THAT will just suit me, replied
We stepped up to the bar. He
called for two beers and laid down q
ten-dollar bill.
That instant tall. angular man
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

Cautious Customer-But if he is 3
young horse, why do his knees benz
SO?
Dealer-Well, sir, to tell the 'onest
truth, the poor animal as bin living in
a. stable as was too low for i'm, and
'e's 'ad to stoop.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

shoulder; Il like to see man spend
his money on his wife, and I'll go in
and see how much It will cost YOU"
After buying the dress pattern re-
marked that would take 1t to my ho-
tel.
What hotel are you stopping att"
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

A Poor Plan.
Miss Observation-Disclosures, what shall
we send Miss DeStyle for her wedding
present?
Mrs. DeFashion-Will the list be
published in the paper?
"No; she says that's vulgar"
"Send her plated saltspoon."-N Y.
Weekly.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
Appreciated.

Appreciated.
Al visited my native place last
week. Thought would show my old
schoolfellows how prosperous had
been since left home.
B-Did they seem to appreciate your
rise in the world?
A-Well, should say so. Almost
every man l met wanted to borrow q
sovereign. Bits.
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OF Course Not.

Patience-You're quite lame to-day!
Patrice-Yes, Will stood on my foot
for ten minutes last night.
"And you allowed it?"
II didn't know it.
Didn't know he was standing on
your foot?'
mo, l didn't. He was proposing at
the time.-Yo onkers Statesman.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
Not Up to Papa.

Not Up to Papa.
Miss Boarde (yawning) - What,
going so soon?
Mr.. Stoplate (rising)-Yes, your
father will be annoyed if I stay any
Miss Boarde-Father? Why, he
wasn't the one that had to sit here
with you!-Cleveland Leader.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

Copyright, 1905. by Joseph B. Bowles.)
Some years ago I went on a busi-
ness trip to Toledo, o. The noon of
the day I arrived took a stroll down
Summit street, and coming to a large
dry goods store, with an elegant dis
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15
Quite Right!

Quite Right!
That widow must look out, you know,
For number one is true;
And the neatest way to do it, is
Look out for number two
Puck,
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

"Cross- Accosts Him on Busi-
ness Street-Invites Him to In
spect Some "Rare Old Mexican
Slippers" Tries to Work "Top
and Bottom" Game in Saloon
"Victim" Disconcerts Gang and
Is SIS to the Good.
The Bottineau courant., 1905-12-15

JOHNSTON OUTWITS
TWO GRAFTERS.