The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-14
With the Long Bosp.
-"Hye naturs's wallis, shoot

TAOC BIXBY the Nebraska epicure, has just laid in
u hunk of rhubarb shortcake, and his satisfied whoop
Of joy resounded the praes Of his adopted state
When the neighborhood escapes, walks along the
front walk steps the lawn for few postholes
it makes feel like leading her away and having her
measured for beefsteaks. -
William Allen White of the Emporia Gazette who
wanted to know, in the poput days. what the matter
with Kansas has just been obliged to nail foul lle lie
says the Empora Gazette The editor has been accused
Of keeping liquor his cellar This is malicious and
speakabe fasehood The liquor kept in the pantry be-
tween the dinngroom and the kitchen.' '>-
Some day there is going to be terrible revolt in this
country against the boiled shirt We going to
boards bosoms surmoned by picket when the
laundryman feels and cuts sawedge on our collars
American manhood is going to arise In its might some day
carefully drop the sarched shirt into the next lot
where the tin Today the to Go It,
We are under the domination of social and commercial pro-
prey such extent that do not dare to arise and
proclaim freedom in the of liberty OF person and
freedom of conscience Some day we will so1 snrts
and flowing collars and the who starched board
on and sheeton ring around his neck will be
known for the conceed and artificial that he really is
Aux a1nes!
Williamsburg, said to be somewhere around Brooklyn,
has been badly torn the Deutsche eder
Phoenix Maennerhor This Lederkranz has refused
to admit married among its membership and the sit
uatOn is strained.
The iederkranzers have hitherto been lot They
consisted of male chorus and womens chorus and be-
tween the two they didn't do thing to such classics
Schumann s Adagio in fiat and He Hoped Some Day to
Be Dog-Faced Boy''
After the song sessions ended the fair cantatores were re-
called by their gallant felowchorsters with cecream, pun
adyngers sousd SPEC and other dantes dear to
Wiiamsburg's beau-monde
But the of Discord crept in when Herr Possel
WHEEL the eminent decatesen basso, last week in
business meeting and boldly proposed that his wife be ad-
mitted to the chorus. Herr Owgooste Schnackenrescher
leaped to his feet with chvarc amendment that and
all married women be eligible Lederkranz singers Both
propositions greeted with umutuous and roofshaking
silence the feminine members and voted down.
All the of the married in the Lederkranz
ND and the formerly harmonious club as FULL OF
discord a small boy in greenapple time.
H.
Dr. James c. Price of Chicago says that do not eat
crit enough and that washing ourselves away by too
frequent bathing.
eve are not dirty enough declares the DOCTOR and he
from Chicago too The greatest sickness and the largest
number of fatal cases. in my observation among those
who use soap and overparticuar about bathing 1--WE
ought to eat mud and clay The trouble with the
en generation that it doesn eat it's peck of dirt year.
And all this right after have been informed that the
wonderful Japanese is due to excessive cleanliness
etc. We barely theory adopted before some man with
wsker along and sets the exactly opposite theory
Pending further enlightenment, intend to keep fairly
clean and take the consequences. "a D. H.