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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
His Busy Season.

The Drummer-Well, hcw's business?
The Druggist-Booming
The Drummer-That's good. Reduc-
Ing your stock rapidly, Ell?
The Druggist-Sure thing.
The Drummer-What articles seem to
have the call nowadays?
The Druggist-Almanacs and calen-
dars.-Chicago News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
Improving the City.

Church, see your friend Turf has
conceived plan 10 improve New York
city.
Gotham-Indeed! | haven't heard OF
it?
Eyes; he's going to move out of t.
Yonkers Statesman.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
All for Appearances.

"He's, very fond of her, isn't he?"
well. really, l don't think he's as
fond of her as he is fond of having
people remark that he is fond of her."
Philadelphia Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
Wanted: an Opportunity.

Miss Youngbud-Don't you admire
man who can say the right thing at
the right time?
Miss Elderberry-I'm sure l could
If ever have the pleasure of meeting
such a man,-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
A Hero.

"Pa, what's a hero?"
IA man who is going to be subjected
to lot of shabby treatment as soon
as he gets through being heroic
Chicago Record Herald.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
Employer Is Bigoted.

Uncle George--And how do you like
your employer, Tommy?
Tommy-Oh, he isn't so bad; but
he's awfully bigoted
Uncle George-Bigoted? In what
way?
Tommy-He's got an idea that words
must be spelled just his way.-Chicago
Journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
The Secret Out.

Mrs. Oatcake (reading newspaper)-
Gracious me! Mr.. Murdoch has been ar
rested. 1t was discovered he had 20
wives, and all are living!
Farmer Oakcake-Oh, no! another
case of Brigham-y.-Puck.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
Involvement to Early Marriage.

In Russia the wages of married men
are more than three times as high as
those of single men. 1t may be added
that q good many Russians marry
young.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
Safe Amid the Breakage.

The busting of trusts is threat
That is vastly removed from joke.
But the trust you distrusted
Somehow is not busted,
Despite all the things that go broke.
Chicago Journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
The NAYS.

A spinster of fatuous poses,
While pulling the petals from roses,
Said: Leap year is gone,
i am left all alone,
Just now ! am counting the noses"
Houston Post
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
wilIins To oblies

Mother-Don't let me catch you at
that jam again!
Tommy, well, NAV, if you'd keep it
lower down, could get away quicker.
IN. Y. Sun.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24
THE GREAT NORTHERN.
Arrive

Leave Arrive
] $40 am st. Paul and Minneapolis II 9:25 pm
8: 10 pm gopher State Express" 2:0O pm
lilo pm 3d. Paul and Minneapolis 10 am
, st. Cloud.
u o:@u am Wlllmar and Sioux City $50 pm
Grit Northn Flyer"
:, Crookston. Grand
: S:oV am Forks. Helena. Butte, 7:1O am
Spokane. Seattle and
Portland.
z'zo Pun swan River. Hibbing and 12:20 pm
Virginia
o:to pm Sioux City Express 2:OO pm
Crookston. Grand
+ S:15 nm Forks. Winnipeg. a 6.3c nm
MlnOt and North Da-
- kOta points.
Daily. daily except Sunday.
WIN CITY Sleepers ready at 900 p. m.
Duluth City Office, Spalding Hotel corner.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1905-02-24

Mamma-Papa, I wonder why the
baby doesn't try to talk?
Papa-I suppose he thinks he can's
get word in dgewise.-Chicago Jour-
nal.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04
LONG BEACH AFFAIRS
Petition Filed Asking That an Election
Be Called to Annex
AIannitos

LONG BEACH, July 3.-The four men
caught in Sunday mornings blind
pig" raid, II. A. Davies, l.. Johnson,
W. II. Woodruff and Len Baker, were
arfaigned before Recorder Chapman
this morning and were represented by
George M. Spicer, who asked that the
hearing be adjourned until Wednesday.
The motion was granted and bail was
fixed at 5000 for each of the men. The
money was put up in each case.
The trustees this afternoon received
a petition signed by 374 voters of the
city of Long Beach asking that a
special election be called on the subject
of annexing Alamitos to this city. The
petition was referred to the public
works committee to have it's legality
tested. If a petition asking the same
thing is received from the requisite
number of Alamitos citizens. the cleo
tion will be called.
Coronado Beach for safe bathing.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04
FIGHT DETAILS BY ROUNDS
Root Had Hart Going Until Ninth,
When He Tired
First Round

They rushed into clinch, Hart right
to head, Root countering to jaw. They
run into a clinch. Root starts jabbing
left. Hart lands straight right to head.
Robt lands left to Harts heart Root
sends right to body. Root sends left
to jaw and body. Root jabs jaw AMI
they clinch. Root lands on Harts jaw.
Root sends left to jaw and left to body.
Root uppercuts. Clinch. Hart lands
right to jaw. Root lands right on jaw.
This round was about even.
Second Round
Root lands left to jaw, repeats it and
rushes into clinch. Root leads right to
body and uppercut to body. They ex-
change lefts. Rushed into clinch. Root
shoots left over right to jaw OF Hart.
Rushed into clinch. Root shoots left
over right to jaw of Hart Root reached
right 10 head hard. Root is going -
Hart's body and they clinch. Root
missed hard swing and Root KEEP polk
ing left TO Hart's body. Root missed
vicious right swing Hart landed left
hardfto body. Roots round.
Third Round
They rushed to elinch Root lands
left hard to jaw and Hart returns hard
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04

to body with right. They clinch. They
indulge in rough inhghting. Root lanss
on Hart's jaw. Hart missed vicious
right swing Hart landed right hard
under heart. Hart is fighting desper-
ately. Root puts left to jaw. Hart
landed hard to stomach. Root landed
hard right to jaw They are clinched.
Root sends left to body. They ex-
changed lefts to Jaw. Honors about
even. Both men fighting desperately.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04
FIVE THOUSAND SEE BATTLE
Liberal sprlnkIins Of Women in Vast
Audience

AuultVSS
By Associated rless.
RING SIDE, RENO, New, July g.
The fight for the relinquished heavy
weight championship of the world be-
tween Jack Root of Chicago and Mar
vim Hart Of Louisville was attended by
5000 persons, who paid all the way from
50 to $40 apiece for seeing the battle.
There was liberal sprlnkling Of wo-
men in attendance.
The men steppe dinto the ring about
20 pounds apart in weight, Root seal
ing 40, while Hart weighed 100. The
feature of the fight, aside from the bat
tie itself, was the initial appearance OF
James j. Jeffries, retired champion Of
the world, who acted as arbiter for
which function the Los Angeles boiler
maker received $1,000.
Harry Corbett, the stakeholder, was
early at the ringside with the clubs
$4,000 in his pocket. This sum will be
split on the basis Of sixty-five percent
to the winner and thirty-five percent
to the loser.
The men stepped into the ring about
Ting Nelson, Teddy Alexander and
Paddy Mackey. Bill Gallagher of San
Francisco held the watch for Root.
Hart's seconds were Jack McCor-
mack, "Deafy" Thompson, Jack Rob
erts. Hal Updyke and Lee Updyke. AL
bert Updyke was his time keeper.
In the choice of corners Jack Nc
Cormack, Harts manager. beat Lou
Houseman, acting for Root, and place l
his mans back to the sizzling sun.
Among the celebrities at the ringside
were Harry Corbett, Jack Welch, Billy
Mcconnell Bill Gallagher, Attorney
General Sweeney of Nevada, Sam
Davis, Lou M. Houseman, Senator F.
G. Newlands, acknowledgements AL
len and wife of Nevada, H. l.. Bageley,
Doc" Smith. Walter Young, AL North
of Reno, Samuel Myers, Mayor O'Con
nor of Reno, Col. Martin Brady, Al
Hereford, Warden Considine of the Ne
vada penitentiary, Dan Noonan, Sher"
iff Ferrell of Washoe county, District
Attorney Craig of Nevada and the en-
tire constabulary and police of Washoe
and the city Of Reno.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04
AMGELENO CAPTURES
BIG FISH RECORD
j. |. PERKINS TAKES 429-PouND
JEWFlSH
Largest Ever Taken in the Catalina
Waters-TweIve-Y -Year=Old Son OF
Avalon Merchant Seriously Burned
by Powder Explosion
Special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald.
AVALON, July 3.-Twenty minutes
before the last boat sailed for Los An
geles today the honor of having caught
the heaviest fish ever taken in these
waters passed from Edward Llewellyn,
a member of the Catalina band. to John
1. Perkins of Los Angeles, the cause OF
whose sudden rise to fame hung Imply
from a boatman's scales, tipping the
beam at exactly 429 pounds. The catch
Jewish, adds four pounds to the prev
ious record figures which were estab-
lished in 1903. Mr.. Perkins hooked his
prize from launch at a point south
of Seal rocks, and was fifty-seven min
utes in bringing it to gaff.
Two hundred and fifty pounds of var
ious kinds of fish were taken this
morning by the following party of Los
Angeles vacationists: E. e. Danforth
A. w. Swanfeldt, E. P. Bosbyshell and
F.. L. Miller.
Coronado Tent City-Best. cheapest.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04
Tenth Round


Clinched. Hart put jab hard to jaw
right to body. Both miss right swings
and clinch. Root put left hard to jaw
and right to stomach. Clinched. Root
lands stiff right uppercut to chin and
ducks swing. Root puts straight left
to body. Hart lands right swing to
Roots neck, rocking him. They fight
into a clinch. They exchange rights
to body. Boxing in and out of clinches.
Root put left to jaw as the bell sounded
Honors about even.
Eleventh Round
Root jabbed jaw and they clinched.
Hart put left to jaw and missed right
to head. They exchanged swings and
clinched. They fought into a clinch
Root swings to body and landed hard
left to jaw. Root landed right and left
to head and left to stomach. Root
pounded stomach with both right and
left. Hart landed hard right swing
to kidneys. Root put left to chin and
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04

right to body Root drives left to
stomach and receives left to body.
Twelfth Round
The men fought into a clinch and be-
gan paving and roughing. Jeffries split
them apart. but again they fought
themselves into a clinch. Separated
again, Hart bored in and. at close
range, ripped his right up under and a
little to the left of Roots heart. Root
went to the floor and was counted out.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04
FAITHFUL DOG KILLED
BY CANNON CRACKER

over ambition on the part of
pet fox terrier, combined with a
. crowd of lads, resulted in the
death of the dog. Early last even
ing several youths were display
ing their love for their country
when Gyp, a pet dog belonging to
j. H. Williams of Third and Flora
streets, attempted to take a hand
: in the celebration. Trained to carry
sticks. when he saw the boys
. throw a large cracker into the
road. the dog caught it in his
mouth just as the cracker explod-
ed. The dogs head was blown off.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-04
ECZEMA
ITCHES AND BURNS

The return of warm weather means a
return of torture to Eczema sufferers.
The blood is charged with burning acids
and acrid matter which is forced to the
surface through the pores and glands,
forming pustules which discharge sticky
fluid, and the itching is intense.
The doctors said I had pustular Ec-
zema; it would break out in small white
pustules, mostly on my face and hands,
form and drop off, leaving the skin red
and inhamed. was tormented with
the itching and burning character
istic of the disease for five years, and
soaps, ointments and washes, but these
applications seemed to make me worse.
After taking s. s. S. short time I be-
gan to improves; the itching did not
worry me SO much. I continued the
tions disappeared and my skin is now as
clear as anybody's. / have not been
troubled with any breaking out since.
Urbana, o. e. E. KELLY.
Sometimes the disease is in the dry
form, and bran-like scales form on the
skin, but the cause is the same-humors
in the blood. Salves, cooling washes,
powders and the like can do nothing
more than relieve the itching, because
they do not reach the acid-laden blood,
the seat of the trouble. S. S. S. cures
Eczema and all skin diseases by neutral
izing the acids and carrying them off
through the proper channels. When
S. S. S. has done this the symptoms
pass away, the blood is cooled and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-28

It ended disastrously at an obstacle in the back
stretch. and he fell in a heap. Ffnnegan, nus
rider looked as though he had been seriously
hurt, but got up in few moments and was
able 10 be about the paddock later in the day
RUDE to the form he showed In the first race
at Belmont Park and vas the runner-up After
being virtually left at the post, Flying Nlr-
ginian made certain his defeat by peckinS so
badly at a Jump that he put Stone over his
head. 1t is not often that the public sees
more wretched start for a steeplechase than that
which attended Mr.. Cassidy's effort in the Ken
sington. 1t was Candling's first race of the year
through the field, and at one time the ring was
willing to offer 10 TO l against his chances.
A sprint of five furlongs served to introduce
TO the public Newton Benningtons much her
aided youngster Jerry Weinberg, by Water
cress-Fleurette and. although he was beaten,
he gave unmistakable evidence of being the
high class colt the morning watchers have said
he was ever since his first yearlng trial His
conqueror was Kngsor. the good thing Of
the day, and colt with nice turn of speed.
Klingsor was backed from to l to to 2 and
his victory the occasion for hysterical
jubilee in both grandstand and paddock. Should
he ever meet Jerry weinberg again under the
same conditions fl is doubtful whether his most
violent adnlirer would have the temerty to
back him TO win. Jerry had the worst of q
bad start, was bumped and crowded al both
turns. bat came on in spite OF these misfort-
unes, and was overhauling his field at every
stride in the stretch.
Klingsor had obtained too great an advantage
to be overcome. and reached the judges stand
first by three parts of length Had the race
been hundred yards longer Jerry would have
beaten him by twice that margin. The latter
colt was played from tours to twos and was
sent TO the post faVOrite.
Neither Shot Gun nor Big Ben ran the race the
public thought their last efforts warranted and
both were beaten by Toscan in handicap for
all ages at a bout six furlongs Shot Gun received
a most Indifferent ride from Shaw and Big Ben
curled up when Redfern called on him The win
ner, with 10 pounds was in receipt OF weight
from both these two. Wotan was the runner up
The other winners were Kehailan. in q selling
race at mile and furlong, and Hooray, in
other seilihg race at fve-eighths for two-year-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-28
CORNELL VARSITY WINS.
Her VARSITY Cree Easily Ro7cs
A1cay from HarUard.

Boston. May 27.-Cornell University gave
notable exhibition Of the type Of rowing which
she has demonstrated successfully at Pough-
keepsie, when late this afternoon. her varsity
oarsmen defeated the Harvard University eight
cared crew on the Charles River by six and one
half lengths. The Crimson oarsmen rowed d
plucky race, but they could do little in Compel
ing With the Ithacans, who pulled over the
course of one and seven-eighths miles with
stroke and form which operated as a unit. The
official time for the Cornell 10 min
utes els seconds. aud Harvard 10 minutes 81
seconds.
The weather conditions for the contest were
excellent from the point OF view OF the spec
tators. but the earsmen encountered a south
west wind which struck the shells on the port
bow after they had completed one-half the
course. The race was rowed with a Favorable
tide and water surface.
AS In her recent races with Yale the
Thames, the Harvard crew got the better start.
and led the visitors by quarter of length
almost Immediately. Harvard pulled thirty
eight strokes TO the minute and Cornell about
thirty-six. Cornell splashed some at the start.
but at the eighth of mile mark she reduced
her stroke. caught up with Harvard, and in
few moments her bow gradually pushed forward
ahead of the tip of the Crimson she'll From
that time the race was won for Cornell.
At the mile flag Cornell was four lengths to
the good. At this point the wind was blowing
hard. and to escape it's force the Cornell cox
swain steered his boat nearer to the Boston sea
WALL at tho risk of lengthenirg the for
her. Then. pulling straight for the finish flag
and increasing her lead, Cornell sped to the line
in splendid form
The regatta officials were: William A. Meikleham
of Columbia. referee; Charles II. Schweppe. of Har-
ward, chairman of the regatta committee; J. 7
Perkins, Harvard. and J. Smith, Cornell Judges on
the E r 1,ss boat and r. F Manning Harvard
In addition 10 the CHIEF fixture two other racas
were rowed. The single SOULS race for the Carroll
Cup, open to all Harvard students was won nv
=: e. Smith, of the Law School. Time. 713. J. r
Montgomery 06, second. and C. c. Auchin-
Gloss, Law School third The distance was about
a mile and a quarter.
The second race, between picked crews from the
Weld and the Newell clubs was won by the Weld
eight by less than a length
The statistics of the two varsity crews as boated
follow:
The statistics of tho two crews follow:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-28
DE WITT CLINTON WINS MEET,
-Four Records Broken at Second Annual Out
door Championships.

Seven hundred schoolboys competed in the second
annual outdoor championships OF the Public School
Athletic League yesterday afternoon at Williams
bridge, In the high school championships De witt
Clinton won with 81 points The High School Of
Commerce second with 80 points and Rovs'
High and Erasmus Hall tied for third with "a
points apiece. -Four interscholastic records were
former record Of q feet by inches Other records
TO fall We're the broad jump. the pole vault and the
Junior &0-yard dash ~
In the morning Public School No l6S won with
total of q points. 1900
The high school summaries:
emile run--Won by II. Boden Cornrneros. s.oors
a MorTeli Pc wit Clinton; third, David Msckay Bry~
ant fourth, N Stolz De Witt Clinton. Time. S:o2A
Nulty Erasmus second A. Powell Boys third E steh
bins Manuel Training; fourth NJ 6chrode Do witt Gin
One -hundred-yaTd-dss (seraor)-Won By II ror,1Ir.
De witt Clinton; second c. 8 Bryce Boys third II a.
Ha1I.ono De Nitt Clinton: fourth, n. P HatsohnSer
Eishs-hundred- and eghty-ysrd rrn-yYon by b San
Gers, re Wit Clinton second. H Anderson, BRYANT:
I I y. mssns, Boys fourth. II. Herman Commerce
ons hundred and-twenty yard high huraiss-yon hv
4. WHEY De\Witt Clinton; second r AcNulty Erasmus;
onnIiial a. trainer ConHeroe; fourth H Lynch Time,
One mile novice relay (chanponship>-von by De win
WIN - = Clancy; ! SandsTs HoiInqgiss ana
fstt Kor6er and W. Haileck third Boys High School
hosenneTser Morris High School fourth, but dlsQual-
fed Time, 3:46as.
Two-hundred- and twsnty-yard hurdles-won By
n starr, Boys second L Waters. De Witt Clinton;
Four-hun d-forty-yard run-won by R AseNuty
meree. third L F. FaeSner Boys fourth. Time o:5s
Two hundred and wentyyard dash. 1unior--won by
stebbIns Manual Training third; l. Gottsohsik Com
merce. fourth Time O:23A
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-28
CORNELL BREAKS RECORD.
Junior Eight Make5 Nezc Henley
Time-VeSper CrezC Wins.

Philadelphia May 27-Record time was made
to-day in the third annual regatta Of the American
Rowing Association the Henley course on the
sohuyikni River. In the eight-oared junior college
contest the Cornell took first honors and broke
the record for the course. which is the length
as the English Henley mile and $50 yards Cor
nells time was minutes and 81 seconds The best
previous time was that made by the Arsonaut
crew Of Toronto, in 1903 when It rowed the course
In $50 Cornell held the lead throughout the race
The Yale Juniors were second and the University
OF Pennsylvania junior crew was third
Much of the interest of the regatta was ceptrad
in the Yesper Clubs eight, which is to row at the
English Henley The University OF PENNSYLVANIA
crew was the only entry against the Vespers and
the latter held them ali the way down the course
nonors won by the close margin Of threehfths OF
SeG The tr sesPeTs , time was S:tS 20
from the University of Pennsylvania freshmen. az
The eight- CARED shell race for school crews was
The summaries:
a Est c race ~: aG S sssuIIs two
TO University Barge Club No time taken 4 race gwen
'ef By Ta2a S sss
tb9 second Ssorse + Jolly. Bachelors Boat Club
v.4d d ..R%:n SI%.r: ssh q
Philadelphia Boat Club; third. Time, $40.
Bee. Club; University of Pennsylvania second Tine
o Ssht esEsa rae; for tesSo sEsEwon
Hsa sohoo ' PR.d ssaGG F ss4
Time. TORN.
four 9a % s b.. 81 F cub
Philadelphia. second D'
First four shells without coxsvan-wo, Nv
Phiiadslpha Barge Club: Harvard UniyerFity rseopd
Etsspsr Beat CLUB third Union Boat Club. Roston'
FIR. pair e Ssrfs :ssIl,.wSs By William sehrslsr and
CTr1owthsr jr and O. C Thomas Undins Boat Club
Single soulswon by Jesse Williamson. University
Time. sos ~ ''0O1'N-
..B Esst psTss 1grior oq:E: srswwSn BY
first eentipede four seuls-Pennsylvana Boat club
nnsheo nrsr and Philadelphia Boat Club
Ter crew protested that II foulsd by Pennsylvania
referee ordered the rowed
phia.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-28
Kills Inside Germs.

Liquozone is not made by compromising drugs,
nor is there alcohol in it. Its virtues are de-
rived solely from gas-largely oxygen gas-by
a process requiring immense apparatus and ii
days' time. This process has. for more than 20
wears. been the constant subject of scientific
and chemical research.
The result is a liquid that does what oxygen
does 1t is a nerve food and blood food-tbe
most helpful thing in the world to you, Its
effects are exhilarating. vitalizing, purifying
Yet It is q germicide so certain that we publish
on every bottle an offer of 81 900 for disease
germ that it cannot kill. The reason is that
germs are vegetables; and Lquozone-like an
excess of oxygen-is deadly to vegetal matter
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-28

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This after testing the product for two years,
through physicians and hospitals, in this coun-
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diseases with Thousands of the most diff
cult cases obtainable. We proved that IN germ
tronbIps il always accomplishes what medi-
cine cannot do. Now we ask you to try it
try it at our expense Test it as we did; see
what II does. Then you will use it always. as
we do and as millions of others do. You will
use it. not only TO get well, but 10 keep well.
And il will save nearly all Of your sickness,