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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-02-25

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Texas Be Pacific.

Texas Be Pacific.
WEST BOUND.
No. 101, 1. q G. N. Express. 1859 a. m.
No. /, Mail and Express. -. 1888 a. m.
No. 8, Night Express. ....... lao a. m.
No. b, Cannon Ball. 1:50 p. m
EAST BOUND,
NO. 2, Mail and Express. see. 1897 p. m.
No. 4, Night Express ....... 2:49 a. m.
No. l04, |. & G. N. Express. 200 a. m.
No. q, Cannon Ball. ......... 1:51 p. m.
r. T. HAZARD, Local Agent.
Jefferson, Texas.
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Saturday, Feb. IS, 1905.

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The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
WHAT ARE YOUR
 SUMMER PLANS?
Profusely Illustrated Booklet of Ia nous Resorts for the
 Asking.

Summer Resorts" IS the title of one of the most attractive and handsome book lets ever issued by Southern railroad. It IS just of of the press, and copies wili be mailed free to all who apply to W L. Danley, General Passenger Agent, N, C.. & St. L. Ky, Nashville, Tenn.
 The booklet IS profusely illustrated wlth half-tones of famous scenes, historical and otherwise, and pictures taken around the numerous summer resorts along the hne of the road.
 It is well known that the Nashville, Chattanooga X St. Louis Railway, the Lookout Mountain Route IS rich in its historical associations. More important battles of the Civil War occurred along the line of this road than any two others in the South.
 It occupies a position of just as much prominence in the Summer Resort field as 1t traverses a country that occupies the same standing in this particular Tn the South that the highlands along the Hud- son River and the Adlrondacks do Tn the East.
 The booklet gives description of these summer resorts and for what they are especially noted. Detailed information IS given concerning hotels.
 The Assembly programme at Monteagle. the most famous of all Southern summer resorts, is given in full. Information is also given concerning the summer school at that place and the Monteagle Bible training school. As kind of supplement, the booklet contains information concern ing schools along the line of the road. Information as to railroad rates IS also given.
 Those who intend 10 spend the summer away from home or 10 make trip will find themselves well repaid by writing tor one of the booklets.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
oLD-WoRLD ODDITIES.

A new and unweleome visitor has been recognized in England. He IS the Snrinam cockroach. and is de structive 10 greenhouse plants. The insects are believed 10 have been in trodueed in a consignment of orchids.
 The town of Thurso. Scotland, comes to the front with a family rec ord which will not be beaten easily. John Gibson. S7 years old. still follows his duties as superintendent Of some 1agstone quarries. Among the work men he has seven sons, six sons-in- law. % grandsons, four grandsons-in- law and two great grandsons. Forty nine members of one family, all con- nected with the same trade, employed in the same works, and living in the same district. is something decidedly out of the common.
 Baron Rothschild, head of the French branch of the family, recently received curious legacy. This was the fortune of an ancient beggar named Abraham Fidler, who died in a garret at Nice. and was found to pos sess l.250. GOO francs. He bequeathed it to the other millionaire. on the plea that money must seek money" Baron Rothschild was not of the opin- ion, in this case at any rate, and he proceeded to hunt up the lamented tidlers relations, three of whom were found at odessa and fourth at Brooklyn The legatee divided the million and a quarter among them.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
WALL STREETERS OUTDONE
Bright Boy Gives Famous Tinancier an Example of Fine Fig
 uring.

Thomas W. Lawson. himself en adept in unconventional tactics, recently r1 ceised shock at his own speciality, states Success Magazine He wos driving & spir- tied horse to light vehicle. Having oc- casion to leave t in order to enter an office building, he called to street urchiu.
 Sonny, held my horse?'
 Cert, was the pert reply; what do git =
 A dollar an hour said Mir. Lawson. laughing
 pointing to a street clock ln front ot ! Jewellers
 Yes. said the fnancicr. much amused
 All right" assented the boy, with i sudden alacrity ln contrast with hls pre- vious hesitation.
 Mir Lawson performed h.s errand and emerged again from the office building.
 How much do owe yout" he asked the boy.
 Two hundred and seven dollars"
 w hst?"
 By the clock. mister"
 Mir Lawson glanced at the clock an advertisement. It contained no works, but was operated by currents of AIT, and the hands were revolving with the rapid- ity of pin wheel
 T thought Wall Streeters could dc more business on wind than anybody else gasped MT. Lawson, but th's takes my tIme!'
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

Hon. John Tighe, No. 9s Remsen St., Cohoes, N. Y, Member of Assembly from the Fourth district. Albany county, N. Y, writes as follows:
 Peruna has my hearty indorsement as restorative tonic of superior merit. At times when I have been completely broken down from excess of work, so that my faculties seemed actually at standstill, Peruna has acted as a healing restorer, starting the machinery of mind and body afresh with new life and energy.
 !" I recommend it to man tired in mind and body as tonic superior to anything I know of and well worthy serious consideration. "-J. Tighe.
 Excess of work so common In our country causes impaired nerves, leading to catarrh and catarrhal nervousness a disease that is responsible for half of all nervous troubles.
 Peruna cures this trouble because it cures eatarrh wherever located.
 If you do not derive prompt and satis- factory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad- vice gratis.
 Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
Ancient Egypt
 Knew the Virtues of the "King of Foods.

Since the earliest annals of Old Egypt, wheat has been recognized as the king of foods.
 It has held it's sway down to the present day, notwithstanding the fact that in many forms of making wheat into food products, some of The best clements are lost.
 Bread has been aptly termed, "the staff of 1ife," as 1t alone of known foods has all the elements that are needed 10 sustain life.
 Egg-O-See contains all the best clements of wheat in far more healthful and delicious form than any bread, crackers or ordinary wheat foods. Tn addition to the best whole wheat delicately faked and crushed, it is made still more digestible by the addition of refined diastase, the highest grade Of malt.
 There are no premiums or gifts in the Egg-O-See package; noth- ing but full measure of the highest grade of cereal food in the world.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
RAILWAY RATE LEGISLATION
Biennial Convention of Conductors Ask Congress Not to Pass Ad-
 verse Railroad Laws.

At the biennial convention of the
 held at Portland Oregon, resolutions
 were unanimously adopted voicing their sentiments as to the effect of pro posed railway rate legislation on the 300 GOO railroad employees whom they in part represented. These resolutions '1ndorse the attitude of President Roosevelt in condemning secret re- bates and other illegalities, and com mend the attitude of the heads of American Railways. who, with prac- tical unanimity, have joined with the President on this question" They then respectfully point out to Congress the 'inadvisability of legisls tion yesting in the hands of con- mission power over railway rates, now lower by far in the United States than in any other country because such regulation would result in litigation and confusion and inevitably tend to an enforced reduction in rates, ire spective of the question of the ability of the railroads to stand the reduction, especially in view of the increased cost of their supplies and materials" They further protested against such power being given to the present Interstate Commission because the proposed leg islation is not in harmony with our idea of American jurisprudence, inas- much as 1t contemplates that single body shall have the right to investi- gate. indiet. try, condemn and then enforce it's decisions at the cost of the carriers, pending appeal, which is manifestly negotiable.
 The conductors base their demand for only such legislation if any, as would secure and insure justice and equity and preserve equal rights to all parties concerned" on the ground that the low cost of transportation lis the result of the efficiency of American railway management and operation which have built up the country through constant improvement and de- velopment of territory, while at tho same time recognition has been given to the value of intelligence among em- ployes in contrast to foreign methods where high freight rates and lowest wages to employees obtain
 In pressing their claim against legis- lation adverse to their interests, they point out the fact that the freight rates of this country average only two per cent. of the cost of articles to the consumer. thus making the freight rate so insignificant factor in the selling price that numerous standard articles are sold at the same price In all parts of the country
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
THE GENERAL DRIFT.

Alderman Hamburger. of New York city has been in office three and half years, and has married 6,000 peo- pie.
 Alexis Sergevitch Suvonin, editor of the Novoe Vremya. now 70, has been for years the greatest figure in the Russian journalistic world
 Joseph Davis, a desperate robber. saturated with kerosene bale of jute in the jute mill of the state prison, San Quentin, Cal, the other day, and set fire to it. The fire was put out after short but hard fight.
 remarkable instance of longevity and one probably without parallel in Maine If not in New England. is illus trated in the family of Mrs. Deborah Chase, of Chase Lake Mrs Chase is S4 years old. in excellent health. and has ten living children, the youngest being 45 years old The only death in this family for a period of 50 years was that of MT Chase, about 30 years ago There are 25 grandchildren and 14 great grandchildren
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
REASONABLE REFLECTION.
A Practice That Is Reprehensible at Unreasonable Hours
 Only

John Farson, the Chicago banker, who has drawn up a list of satirical rules for entering society, holds that there Is too much dissipation among the rich says the New York Tribune
 "A remark | heard the other day" he said to a reporter, would apply well to the average society man.
 A middle aged couple were talking about the Russo-Japanese war and the habits of Japan.
 How curious, the man sand, that Japanese custom is of taking of the shoes before entering the house
 It Is only curious, the woman re- torted because 1t IS practiced at all hours instead of at night solely
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
Agricultural and Horticultural Col onies on the Kansas City
 Southern Railway.

Locaesburg Colony in Sewer County, Arkansas. containing about 30 900 acres, and Lorng Colony m Sabine Parish, Lotus ianl, containing about "A 00o acres, are now open for settlement. Lands range in price
 rom 500 to Sl5.D0 per acre, andare sold on easy terms to actual settlers Loekes- burg Colony E we'll suited for General Farming stock raising and commercial fruit growing. Loring Colony lies in a splendid fruit. truck and tobacco region, and Is good for corn and cotton also Both are situated In a beautiful country with healthy climate and excellent water. Write for books concerning Lockesburg and Magazine to $. C. Warner. G. ?. & I. A., K C S. Ky, Kansas City, Mo; F; E. Roe5ler. Immigration Agt., k. (. 5. Ky, Kansas City, Mo.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
NAMES BEST DOCTOR
MIR. BAYssON PUBLISHES RESULTS
 OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE.
A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic He Now Rejoioes in Perfect Freedom from
 Miseries of Indigestion.


 Rejoices in Perfect Freedom from
 Miseries of Indigestion.
 Thousands of sufferers know that the reason why they are irritable and de- pressed and nervous and sleepless is be- cause their food does not digest, but how to get rid of the difficulty is the pnzzling question.
 Good digestion calls for strong diges- tive organs, and strength comes from supply of good rich blood. For this reason Mir. Baysson took Dr. Williams Pink Pills for the cure of indigestion.
 "They have been my best doctor" he says. "I was suffering from dyspepsia. The pains in my stomach after meals were almost unbearable My sleep was very irregular and my complexion was sallow As the result of using eight boxes of Dr. Williams Pink Pills. about the merits of which 1 learned from friends in France, I have escaped all these troubles, and am able again to take pleasure i'll eating"
 A very simple story, but if 1t had not been for Dr. Williams Pink Pills it might have been tragic one. When dis comfort begins with eating, fills up the intervals between meals with pain. and prevents sleep at night, there certainly cannot be much pleasure in living. A final general breaking down must be merely question of time.
 MT. Joseph Baysson is a native of Aix-les- Rains, France, but now resides at No. 2439 Larkin street, San Francisco, Cal. He is one of a great number who can testify to the remarkable efficacy of Dr. Williams Pink Pills in the treatment of obstinate disorders of the stomach.
 If you would get rid of nausea, pain or burning in the stomach, vertigo, ner- vousness, insomnia, or any of the other miseries of dyspeptic, get rid of the weakness of the digestive organs by the use of Dr. Williams Pink Pills. They are sold by druggists everywhere.
 Proper diet is, of course, great aid in forwarding recovery once begun, and a little book, "What to Eat and How to Eat" may be obtained by any one who makes request for it by writing to the Dr. Williams Medical Co.,, Schenectady, NY. This valuable diet book contains an important chapter on the simplest means tog the cure ot constipation.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

Romans who had watermills on the having done so.
 Mention is made of an English wind mill at Dewes. the old Sussex capital, back in the reign of Henry III. tl2l6- l2724. The records relate that when Simon de Montfort overcame the king, the kings brother took refuge in windmill and defended himself from this vantage point rhyming wit of the day got good fun out of the earl who made himself a castle of mill post Al Crecy the king took up posi- tion on a little windmill hill and the battle of Crecy was fought in l346 days in the east; and. of course. we must know our very modern ones, from an artistic standpoint, fall woefully short
 In Holland to-day there stand sub stantial windmills builded hundreds of years ago One might almost speak of ible of time they appear. On old wood gist. "builded for all time, so invine- ible of time they appear on old wood cut dating from the fourteenth century, shows that the oldest mills have not altered in shape for centuries. The more modern Of the Dutch mills are biult of brick the next in youthfulness are the wooden tower mills; the body Of both these mills stables only the cap, with the sail-pin and the sails revolv, ing, the turning worked by the gui- ing sails, e set that is separate, called
 iers,
 In our own country. in Arizona es- pecially, there is great revival of wind. mills, the sort used for pumping water The windmill has worked wonders in the arid lands, brought to the surface water enough to make the desert bloom. HENRY wHITEHoUsE-
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
Whara Lies the .Eastp

'fYes, I've just returned from two months VlsIt III the east, the Portland young lady was saying, and. oh, l had such l lovely timel Those customers are 50 different from Us, though.
 What points did you vslt2' inquired the newcomer m Oregon. I do hope you saw dear old Boston"
 Boston, the Portland girl elaeulated "I should say not 1 was n Montana. -Portl1nd 0fegonian
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
It Pays to Read Newspapers.

Cox, Wis. June l2-Frank NJ Russell of this place. had Kidney Disease so bad that he could not walk. He tried Doctors treatment and many different remedies, but was getting worse. lie was very low
 He read in q newspaper how Dodd 's Kidney Pills were curing cases of Kidney Trouble, Bright's Disease and Rheuma- tism, and thought he would try them. lie took two boxes, and now he IS quite well He says
 T can now work all day, and not feel tired. Before using Dodd's Kidney Pills I couldn't walk across the floor"
 MT Russell's is the most wonderful case ever known in Chippewa County: This new remedy-Dodd's Kidney Pllls-is making some miraculous cures in Wiscon- sin.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
RECENTLY RELATED.

In recent article on Americans an English writer gives the following as a characteristic American after dinner story. it's subject being politician in bathing All at once a shark, a man eater, was coming the other way, and swam up squarely in front of him They eyed each other for a moment and then the shark-blushed and sped away"
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

Locker Sampson. whose name is in- separably connected with the Rowfant library. now awaiting some ruch GUS toner on the shelves of a New York book house, once complained to Bed ford. the famous book binder. that one of his recently bound treasures cock led" that is to say, opened of it's own accord. Bedford. scrutinizing first the book and then the owner. said with great severity: You've been reading if
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

A stringent injunction has been issued against the malignant activity of dyspep- sia, amongst all people, by Dr. Caldwell 5 Qaxativel Syrup Pepsin. Do not fail to invoke the powerful aid of this great enemy of all stomach and bowel disorder at the least sign of trouble in any of your digestive organs It will promptly and surely set them right, and make you well; Try it. Sold by all druggists at 50c and Sl .oo. Money back if 1t fails.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
Personal View.

Graf s surprisingly common" saii the apprehenslve GItIzen.
 That is where you are wrong, an. swered Senator Sorghum. \ real good graft 5 getting 10 be one of the seareest thlngs in our once proud and luxurious clvilIzatIou Washington Star.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

Especially for old, chronic cases take Botanic Blood Balm. It gives healthy blood supply to the affected parts. heals all the sores, eruptions scabs, scales stops the awful itching and burning of eczema. swenings, suppurating, watery sores, etc Druggists, $l Sample free and prepaid by writing Blood Balm Co.. Atlanta, Ga Describe trouble and free medical advice sent in sealed letter.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

make you irritable; you can't sleep, you are unable to quietly and calmly perform your daily tasks or care for your children.
 The relation of the nerves and gem erative organs in women is so close that nine -tenths of the nervous pros tration, nervous debility, the blues, sleeplessness and nervous irritabillty arise from some Arrangement of the organism which makes her woman. Fits of depression or restlessness and durability. Spirits easily affected. so that one minute she laughs, the next minute weeps. Pain in the ovaries and between the shoulders. Loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia. A tendency to cry at the least provocation. All this points to nervous prostration.
 Nothing will relieve this distressing condition and prevent months of pros tration and suffering so surely as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
 Mrs NJ. E. Shotwell, of 1o3 Flatbush Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y, writes;
 "I cannot express the wonderful relief I have experienced by taking, Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. l suffered for D long time with nervous prostration, back ache, headache, loss of appetite. 1 could not sleep and would walk the floor almost every night.
 II had three doctors and got no better, and life was burden. I was advised to try Lydia F. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound, and it has worked wonders for me.
 ." 1 am a well woman, my nervousness IS all gone and my friends say l look ten years younger"
 Will not the volumes of letters from women made strong by Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound convince all women of its virtues? Surely you cannot wish to remain sick and weak and discouraged. exhausted each day, when you can be as easily cured as other woman
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15
Unrealized.

Aunt Iane-y your husband all you thought h- wass
 Emma We'll. yes, think he IS; but am sorry to say he Is far from bel lg what he thinks himself to be Modem oOcIelY
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating. hot. aching feet At all Druggists, 25c Ac- cept no substitute. Trlal package FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. Le Roy. \. '.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

Gen Miles has story of corporal in a regiment under his command in the old Indian fighting days. This corporal was much chaffed by his com rades for his oft-repeated expressions of belief in fatality" and destiny.
 One day it appears that the corporal. while off duty, was preparing to take a little horseback exercise and recrea- tion. A private observed that the cor poral took care to attach brace or pistols to his saddle Hello" shout ed the private to the corporal, what are you taking the guns for? They won't save you if your time has come :. True for you" grimly responded the corporal, but may happen to meet an Apache whose last day has come
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

An EngHshman in Canada writes home in considerable excitement as follows: The majority of Canadians never read an English paper of any kind whatever; all their literature Is American. All the booksellers shops are filled with American books, Amer ican reviews, American papers And with what result? There can be only one result-Canadians will think 'AmeriCanly.'
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

If you have that tired feeling which makes you reluctant to move, just get somebody to give you shove into the roadway of d street that Is popular with the automobllists Indianapolis News.
The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

liberty to repeat what l first stated through our Denver papers about Doan 8 Kidney Pills in the summer of 1899, for 1 have had no reason in the interim to change my opinion of the remedy. | was subject to severe at tacks of backache, al ways aggravated if I sat long at a desk. Doan s Kidney Pills absolutely stopped my backache. 1 have never had a pain or a twlnge since"
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The Monticellonian., 1905-06-15

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump- .;no has an equal for coughs and colds.-J. F. Boyer. Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. l5, 1900.