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The San Francisco call., 1905-01-03

Cleanse the stomach and restore and
tone it up by using Lash's Bitters.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
The Care of the Ewes.

People who recognize the importance
of taking care Of their health often quite
forget that if We want 10 preserve them
it is just as necessary To take care OF cur
eyes.
First of all take care of your general
health. Poor health often leads indi-
regtly 10 various eye troubles
Then. remember that straining of the
eyes Is caused by a dazzling glare. or Il
bad light
Glare and gloom are equally bad to
work in. Gou need not ask which is
the worse for the eyeS-oBe is as bad as
the other.
Thc light should fan ON book or work
from behind MS. The attitude while ut
work Is of great appearances. The head
should. rs far as possible. be kept erect
STOPPING causes an increased How of
blood to the head and cyes-this is in
furious to them
non't read when travelling. Deny
Yourself this pleasure for thu sake Of
Your 'hicago Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
The Worst of All Authorizations.

Perhaps no species of villainy is more
cruel and reprehensible than the adultera-
ton Of drugs used in disease, and which
may murder the invalid they were sup,
posed to benefit. 1t is fortunate that the
Washington authorities have taken the
work in hand and have succeeded in I'm,
earthing q gang of these scoundrels il
Chicago, by making raids on the places
where bogus drugs were made confscat.
ing four patrol wagon loads of medicine"
and arresting FIVE persons for misusing
the mails. It is stated that the evidence
upon which the arrests were made was
based upon q chemical analysis made by
DR.. Virgil Coblentz of Columbia univer,
sity. He found that kind of triethylate,
sold to druggists as a substitute for tri,
onal, sleep producing medicine, acted as
an irritant instead. This doctored drug
was being disposed Of at % cents an
ounce. while the genuine article sold for
S1.50 an ounce. An analysis of the al
legged aristol, sold as a substitute for
iodoform. showed that it contained IS per
cent. of fuller's earth colored with iron
rust.-Leslie's Weekly,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22

and six men, They had been talking
and laughing all through the first act
At the end of the act Miss Richie sings
Tact She was encored, and when
she appeared for her encore she sang
these improvised lines:
Tact, tact, take il for 4 fact.
You will surely know some people by the
way they act.
From the lower box they show
Their ignorance. you know.
o, they could do "A lot of talking
If they only had some tact.
The house applauded loudly and yigor-
ously. The box party was quietCr after
the song. but in the second act began 70
talk again. Miss Richie at last walked
over TO the box and said in an under
tenc: Il have sent the price of yoUr
box to the business manager, and If YOU
do not stop inteuupting this PERFORM
ance | will ask the manager to refund
your money and ask you To leave the
theater.' The twelve were quiet after
Miss IitcheS rchuke.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
HERBERT ROBBED OF GLORY.
Finds Others Paid More for Single Flow.
er Than $3.50.

When Victor Herbert paid $3.50 for
carnation at Joe Hollands benefit night
In New York city it was generally stated
that this was the highest price ever paid
for single bud. 1t is too bad to rob
Herbert Of his glory but the 95 fact is that
cation for a single American Beauty rose
Joe Letter paid $500 in Chicago for
carnation, and James I'll. Hyde cheerfully
gave up the same amount at a recent
charity entertainment for bunch of VIC
lets. William e. Corey is said to have
parted with fifty spot for a single flower
In a similar emergency, and Charles III.
Schwab has also gone far above the mar
ket limit on special occasions. 1t is not
so much the flower as the person who
offers it for sale. 1t was Ada Rehan who,
sold the $3.50 carnation to Herbert. King
Edward bought his American Beauty
from Mary Anderson. and he had great
satisfaction in thinking over the compl-
ment he had paid to American girls. Her.
bert can afford to be royal these days.
He is one of the idols in New York city,
and managers lie in wait for him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
IN APRIL.

Dearest do YOU recall that April night?
Henceforth let time take from us what II
may
The torches of our way!
Held fast the citys mighty heart in thrall,
And down the streets in shadow, silence
A tender tide. that thus enyeloped all
who. like us, loved and dreamed.
Nights mystery enwrapped the Geetins
The spectre of a young moon dim and
sbopa over the cathedral's lily-towers,
Each pointed by a star.
The city's lights, like phantoms, pale ana
As swift we passed close to the other
Were ghosts to mock We needless, hun,
So lging-and so blessed!
Was IL for us the very world was stlled
That each the others hearts swift beat
Twin.ieayes. together blown, we SHOOK and
At passions Wind and word.
For me IT never can be far away;
One night sou were beside me- ana the
Brings me again the heart of yesterday.
There is no long ago
For me- And, dearest, in the times de
When cold the wraiths around your
hearthstoue fall.
The living beauty of one April night
Tell mc-do you recall?
Marie Van Worst in Llppincott's Magazine.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
nsler VIII Never lest Aeain.

Maj Nenabe, a prominent lawyer of
Baltimore, told his aged negro cook that
he was going to reduce her wages.
whats dat for?" was the query of
the old woman.
Because Or. Oser says that a person
is no good after they are 10 years old, .
was the reply of Mai Yenable.
is dat soT' said 'Aunty." Gwen, dat
doctah lied"
The anccdotc was related by Maj
Nenable at the banquet given by Mr.
MarbWg at the Maryland club, which
was attended by DIR. Osler.
Since making the famous remark about
mans utility, DIR. Osler has been pre-
pairing a scientific paper, and was die
tating matter for it to an assistant. The
question for the title of the paper came
mp. and when the young man asked DIR
OSer what he would name it. the latter
gave title that was unusual The as
sistant said: Doctor, are you jokingT
The doctor replied, solemny: II will
never jest with my friends again"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Wipe Your Eyeglasses

\ well-known oculiSt said recently.
Can't girls be persuaded to take better
care of their glasses? l have many col
lege. girls coming to me. They are as
fresh as rose and neat rs a pin. but
seven times out OF ten their glasses are
m disgraceful condition. Vanity alone
should make them more careful" he con,
timed. GLASSES at best are not becom-
ing. and when clouded and neglected
make bad matter worse. OF course *
is very bad fer their eyes to wear glasses
in such a state. Tell them to wash their
glasses each night of their lives in warm
soap ana water and dry on an old. soft
lit Of linen" This is good advice and
the pity is that it should be necessary
Harper's Bazaar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Hawk. Fox and Man Claim Quail.

Or. William Rowland of Pasadena.
who was up ut Middle Ranch quail
shooting Il few days prior TO the close OF
the season. had a most unique expert
ence. He ran upon a covey of quail and,
flushing them, dropped one with his left
barrel, and then, at considerable of an
angie dropped another with the right
barrel. Turning to his first bird he was
just in time to see a fox snatch it mp and
start to run away with it. Quickly
pumping another cartridge into his gun
he let the fox have it, knocking him stiff.
After accommodating Il minute and find
ing his first bird he was returning to
pick up the second when something shot
down like an arrow from the skies in
front of him. the object proving To be an
osprey The quail had been wounded,
and its fluttering attracted the attention
of the big hawk. which, while sailing
through the ether. had an eye out for
quail dinner, and darling upon the
wounded bird was about to cheat the
hunter out of his quarry. DIR. Rowland,
while amazed at the turn of events, did
not propose to stand for such play, and,
training his ready gun on the bold rob
Der, with a pull of the trigger put him
out of commission and saved both his
birds.-Avalon Cor Los Angeles Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
HONEST CONFESSION.
A Doctors Talk ON Food.


There are no fairer set of men on
earth than the doctors, and when they
find they have been in error they are
usually apt to make honest and manly
confession of the fact.
A case in point is that of an emil
.nent practitioner, one Of the good old
school, who lives in Texas His plain,
iunvarnished tale needs no dressing up;
II had always had an intense preJu-
dice, which can now see was unwar'
rantable and unreasonable, against all
muchly advertised foods. Hence,
never read line Of the many ads. of
Grape Nuts, nor tested the food till
last winter.
while in Corpus Christi for my
health, and visiting my youngest son,
who has four of the ruddiest, healthi-
est little boys 1 ever saw, ate my
first dish Of Grape Nuts food for sup
per with my little grandsons. l be
came exceedingly fond OF It and have
eaten a package of it every week since
and find it a delicious, refreshing and
Strengthening food, leaving no i'll eff
fects whatever, causing no eructations
with which was formerly much trou-
bled), no sense OF fullness, nausea, nor
distress Of stomach in any way.
"There is no other food that agrees
with me so well, or sits as lightly or
pleasantly upon my stomach as this
does. l am stronger and more active
since I began the use of Grape-Nuts
than I have been for ten years, and am
no longer troubled with nausea and IN
digestion" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Greek, Mich.
There's a reason.
Look In each pkg. for the famous
little book, The Road to Wellville."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Sun Parlor for Baby.

Stunning the baby is the latest thing in
baby culture, No household is too poor
to possess one of these patent adjustable
sun parlors.
They are made Of some kind of hard
wood aud built by the carpenter to eX-
tend beyond the window. The top and
sides of the little platform are covered
with glass, and strips Of carpet are laid
ava the floor to stop up any cracks there
may he. No matter how 6erccly the
mometer may sink the sun parlor is al
ways ready for the baby.
\ pillow is placed on the carpctei
floor. then the baby is warmly dressed
and we'll covered for lis morning or aft
eruoon nap. Mothers vino nave tried
his method Of Stunning The baby are
btNsting of The gain in weight and health
aud have the proud satisfaction of know
ing they are strictly up to date, phia-
dclpAia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
The Modern lester.

"a certain class of insane persons are
remarkable for their ready and apt re-
torts," said DR. George 4. Winston. the
criminologist ''The court fools whom
monarchs and great mobiles used to EN-
ploy were all of this insane class. 1t
would be possible now, if the court fool
fashion were to be revived again, to get
from our asylums excellent testers.
Il have in mind young man in a
Boston retreat who would make Il good
Jester for any monarch. This young
man keeps his companions continually
amused. The first time | ever saw him
lie sat ON the floor swearing bitterly.
-" Tut, tut, said |. Don't swear.
Why. notT said he.
" Because, said |, you won't go to
heaven, if YOU do
oh, said the young man diSdainful-
ly. I'm not going to try to so to heav-
en-. There's more trying now than'll get
in. p Philadelphia Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22

Edwin VI. Shaw of Vaudeville. Mich.
sent the following communication to the
New York Tribune
VIII You announce to your readers
that hemlock sweating, 10y using boughs
or the oil. is Il prompt aud effective rene
dy for diseases of the meningitis char
acter: Celebrity in meeting first symp-
toms is of especial Importance. My fa-
Their. DR. +. NJ. Shaw. an eminently sue
ceSSful physician, would snatch huru-
ing stick from the fire, dampeu. wrap it
UP. place it beside his patient, and thus.
using what was called .ShawS sweat.
was marVelouSly successful i'm staying
the force of pestilential. epidemic dis
ease
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
EVERY ONE ASKS HIM
HOW he GOT RID OF HIS OBSTINATE
MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM.
Mr.. Jones Tells of the Way by Which He.
Treated Himself Successfully
When Doctors Failed.


Six physicians, all of them good, one 81
them specialist, had done their bos+
for Mr.. Jones at different times durine,
three years, and still he suffered fear,
fully from the fortunes of RHEUMATISM,
The rheumatism that had been dow
mant in his system was suddep1v
brought to an acute stage by exposure
while he was drawing ice in Februarv
1901. From that time on for n period
of more than three years he was a cor.
slant sufferer. He tried many kinds of
treatment, but the rheumatism wonldn,r
bulge. When regular doctors failed
and one remedy after another proved
useless, many said: II should think ho
would give it up and save his money -
OF his condition at this time, Mr..
Jones says: MY rheumatism started
in my right thigh, but in time it an
peared i'll every muscle of my body.
lost the use of my left arm ON.
tirely and nearly lost the use Of NV
right one. My feet were badly affected
especially the bottoms of the heels,
When my right side was affected there
was swelling, but the left side didn't
swell when the disease settled there.
The internal organs didn't seem to be-
involved at all. The trouble was all in
the muscles and the nerves"
Among the few who still encouraged
Mr.. Jones to think that a cure might
yet be found was friend who had rea-
son for great confidence in DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills, and acting on her
advice he bought box of them in Sep
TENDER, 1904. The story of what fol.
lowed is brief. but nothing could be
more satisfactory.
When / was on the third box, saws
Mr.. Jones, 81 could realize change for
the better. 1 felt sure then that Dr.
Williams Pink Pills were the right
medicine for my case. l kept OH with
them for several weeks longer and now
l am entirely well, and everybody is
asking what took"
Mr.. William Jones lives at Oxford.
Mich. DR.. Williams Pink Pills effect
wonderful cures in rheumatism, because
they work directly ON the blood which is
the seat of the disease. They are sold
by every druggist.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
lion Industry in Mexico.

In spite of the fact that there is a
heavy duty on imports of manufactured
iron and steel into Mexico. that the gov
eminent literally subsidies the estab-
lishment of industrial plants there and
that there are great mineral deposits in
the country. Mexico has quite an insig-
nificant number of foundries. According
TO the latest returns only thirty-nine are
actually in operation There are 4 num-
her of iron foundries proiected\, and
American capitalists are proposing to es-
tablish a large steel plant Mt San Louis
PotoSi.-London Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Shooting at the Heavens.

The savage tribes of central Africa are
desperately afraid of thunderstorms. Tn
fortunately for their peace of mind. very
terrible electrical disturbances sometimes
take place in their countries. The BRAY
est of the natives then 90 forth in a body
armed with bows and arrows They
shoot savagely at the heavens and are
occasionally rewarded for their trouble
by having the lightning attracted by
their arrows. They are, of course, then
Killed ON the spot.-Philadelnh Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
UNIQUE TESTAMENT.
Diving Man Scrawls Last Statement on
a Piece Of Birch Bark.

On piece of birch bark, by the light
of tiny oil taper, Robert Mcneil, who
laid down his life in the quest for riches
scrawlcd last message to his loved ones
and bpoueathed to them the wealth that
was his. McNeil's death came while he
was prospecting near the headWaters Of
the Stewart river.
Viola and Freda Finn of Spokane,
Wash daughters of the deceased sister
Of Mcneil, are the ones to whom the
diving man left his property. They were
notified by long-distance telephone recent
IL by Henry j. Ross. the man who jour
neycd from the grave Of their uncle,
of the death of Mcneil and of the
existence of the will Viola Finn is now
the wife Of james Barley.
The birch bark statement is in the
hands Of William Rice one of the pros
uecrors still on the Stewart river, and is
TO be forwarded 10 the Finn girls as soon
as Ross notifies him Of their present adj
dress. Ross does not know the value of
the Mcneil estate. . Ii consists of val-
liable claims ON the Stewart river" he
said, I'm an exceedingly rich locality,
and may prove 10 be worth many thou
sands Of dollars.
About two months ago Mcneil. VIII
liam Rice and Donald McC0llogan left
Dawson for the headwaters of the Stew
art. They Stuked out some promising
claims and had begun work, when Me
NELL was taken sick. His condition be
came 50 alarming that his companions
attempted 90 convey him to settlement
about seventy miles down the river. But
the weather was extremely cold and there
WAS no trail.
II met the party camped in the SNOW.
Il was only few hours before Mcneil
died. had met hlm before and he asked
me TO hunt mp his nieccs. We had no
paper. 50 the sick man wrote out his viii
IN piece Of bark and we each signed
il as Witnesses
"McNpn died that night. and we
buried him Ia the SHOW. came Ia
Dawson aud Rice and McCollogan turned
back to their claims Seattle PoSt-In-
t,ligenceI.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
An Explanation.

Sir Robert Hall, the noted British as
tronomer. went to Il remote town in
Ireland to lecture on his favorite topic.
Arriving at the station he looked for the
expected conveyance, but found none.
After all the other passengers had disap-
peared a man stepped up and said:
Maybe you're Sir Robert Ball?" Aft
er receiving an affirmative reply. the
man hastily apologized, saying: Sure.
your honor. I'm sorry | kept YOU wait
ing. but | was told to look for an intel
lectual gentleman. '-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
NO LIBRARY.

j wish dat when some millionaire
Is passin' gifs areun'
He'd stop an pay attention where
A real need is fOun.
We don't want any buildin' tall
Wifi statues on de stoop;
Our needs is urgent. but dey's small
We wants a chicken coop.
De soup-spoon's mightier dan de pen,
Its true. though you may scowl:
You dOesn' thirst foh knowledge when
Iou's hungerin foh a fowl
4 fus' class meal will make folks feel
Like a angelic troop.
An yet we knows it's wrong to steal
We wants a chicken coop.
Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Believe Worlds End Near.

Adherents of the sect known as 'Thc
Israelites of the House of David are
making preparations to receive the lead
ers of the cult, MARY and Benjamin. y
who have made a trip around the world.
The sect sometimes is called The Fly
ing Rollers" They believe that the
world will come to an abrupt termin0-
ton in few years, when the Lord will
come down to earth and reign with his
chosen people the twelve tribes of Israel,
and the total number Of the saved shall
be only 14l,O00.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
A Puzzier.

The following problem is said to have
demOralized the railroad service of a
large part of West Virginia, all the EN-
ployes being so absorbed in working it
out: "A train one mile long starts from
the station of Glady. The engine leaves
the station and the conductor waits until
the caboose comes. When he jumps ON
the caboose and walks forward over the
train. When the engine reaches the
next station, Oxley. four miles distant
from Glady. the conductor steps off the
engine How far does the conductor ride
and how far does he walk -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Beaver for the Adirondacks.

Seven live beavers. formerly a part of
the Canadian government exhibit at the
St Louis exposition. have been pur-
chased by the state of New York. and
have reached Old Forge. y. Y. where
they are being kept III a rearing pond at
the state fish hatchery in care of Henry
Davidson. foreman of the hatchery. and
Ned Bali of the Browns Tract Guide
association. They will be liberated in
the public forest in the spring 1t is the
intention of the state to entirely restock
the Adirondacks with beavers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22

The recent severance of a long exist
ing friendship between two titled Eng
fish women of no little social prominence
but with whose names Mrs. Grundy had
been busy. is explained in this wise by
Georage Grossmith After they had both
defed public opinion for some time, one
said to the other:
Now. my dear, we must part forever
for you nave no character left, and
have not enough for two.'-Denver Re
nnhlicnn
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Difference Between Them

Il understand" said the tourist from
the east, there was some difference to-
day between Big Bin and Red Hawkins. -"
"They's couSid' bile difference. replied
the native. Bills. alive and Red )
dead"
Yes. hut what was the difference be-
tween them that led 10 the killing"
Bill was quicker on the trigger than
Red. that's ail.''-Catholic Standard and
Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Drank Rebel Chiefs Blood.

His excellence. the viceroy of the
Two Kuang. at Kuelin, short time ago.
at the execution of n famous rebel chief
stepped forward and caught some Of the
blood and drank il.
Whether he wished to become mpreg-
mated with the courage OF the robber. or
whether it was a feeling of revenge That
prompted the act, can only be Surmised
Canton Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-04-22
Seven at a Birth.

So6ya Pristavkin. the wife Of a peasant
of Troitzka. in Simhirsk, has just given
birth to seven children-four girls ana
three boys, weighing from three fourths
To two and one-half pounds each. Three
of the children are dead, but one girl aud
three boys survive. Doctors declare that
this is record birth, the previous great
est nnmher having been siN. in GenaamN.