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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
duties q Z cham I3cr,nai,l.

The duties Of chambermald in the
modern hotels are very different from
what they once were. Whether she
has pink cheeks and a white cap or is
old and wrinkled, she Is relieved of the
hardest part Of her work. She nc
longer sweeps. as that function is now
performed entirely by the machine
used In cleaning public buildings. A
porter manipulates the long hose, which
stretches from one end Of the corridors
to the other. All other kinds Of sweep.
ing have been abolished from the new
hotels.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
spoons Used For sboe Horna.

When you can't ind your shoe horn,
put your slippers on with a spoon a
Barnard College girl said the other day,
and it's an excellent thing to remember
in the summer time when everyone
wears low shoes, says the New York
Telegram
Don't make the mistake Of using a
teaspoon, for it is too small, but with
a tablespoon slippers 60 on as easily
as with the regular shoe horn. Put
the spoon handle into the heel of the
slipper, holding it ia your hand by the
bowl
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Yokes and sleeves are always in de,
mand for girls dresses. for they have
the faculty of wearing out long before
the frock proper has done its duty
Illustrated are some most acceptable
models, which can be utilized for re.
pairing, remodeling and for the new
dresses equally well, and which allow
a choice of various styles. The square
yoke with bishop sleeves includes a
roll over collar. while the round and
pointed Jokes are made with standing
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
EVER TREAT YOU SOP
cofree Acts the Jonah and win Come w

A clergyman who pursues his noble
Gazing in country parish in Iowa
tells of his coffee experiences:
my wife and l used coffee regularly
for breakfast, frequently for dinner
and occasionally for supper-always
the very best quality package coffee
never could find place on our table.
I'm the spring Of 1896 my wife was
taken with violent vomiting, which
we had great difficulty in stopping.
ut seemed TO come from coffee drink
ing, but we could not decide.
''In the following July, however, she
was attacked a second time by the
vomiting. / was away from home fill
ing an appointment at the time. and on
my return l found her very low; she
had literally vomited herself almost to
death, and It took some days to quiet
ihe trouble and restore her stomach.
II had also experienced the same
trouble, but not so violently. and had
relieved it each time by a resort to
medicine
But my wife's second attack salts
fed me that the use of coffee was at
the bottom of our troubles, and so we
stopped it forthwith and took on Pos
tum Food Coffee. The old symptoms
Of disease disappeared, and during the
o years that We have been using Pos
tum instead Of coffee we have never
had a recurrence OF the vomiting. We
never weary of Postum. to which We
know we owe our good health, This is
a simple statement of facts1 Name
gwen By Postum Company Battle
Greek, Mich.
Read the little book "The Road to
MELVILLE, ID each Pkg.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
clvlllaation and the Katlr.

On bare feet, Of which the skin grew
so tough as 70 enable him to run over
the sharpest rocks without finching,
the old Kaffir could easily walk as
fast as a horse trots, fifty miles a
day; the Kafiir who still goes bare
foot can do SO to-day. He used like
wise to be able to get light-the
boy who Is constantly bothering one
COW for matches-by rubbing two.
sticks together; now he is as helpless
ia the dark as ourselves, Pail Mall
Gazette.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
VI TeiltaIe SIGN.


Here is a bit Of wisdom CLEANED from
the head waiter. According to him
the trained observer can tell whether
or not a man has been used to servants
all his life by the intonation of his
voice when calling some one to wait
on him. The person VINO has been
used to bossing other people around
says, James,, or whatever the name
of the servant may be, with falling
infection, while the one who, until
lately, has been accustomed to waiting
on himself, gives James" the rising
infection, as if iii supplication
"And that" said the waiter. lis a
dead sure sign. a man may cover up
most other telltale marks, but he can't
get away from James and James"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
The Popular Model.

Among hats, the most popular model
is the small plateau boldly tilted over
the face and profusely trimmed under
the brim with choux of tulle and velvet
bows, and adorned on top with beauti
full natural appearing flowers. The re
cent fashion of bold coiffures and auda
ciously tilted hats cleared the way to
ward the acceptance of hats with
larger crowns, and some interesting
modes are seen with crowns. four.
even six inches.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
THE K1NDEsT THING.

Ranter-"I thought this paper was
friendly to me?D
Editor" So it is. What's the matter
now?D
Ranter-"I made a speech at the ban
1uet last night and you don't print a
tine Of it..
Editor-"Well? What further proof
lid you want Of our friendship? '-
Philadelphia Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
THE INEYITABLE FRONT.

Il wonder why it is that we are al
ways short of money!"
That's easy, my dear. Because.
whenever we get prosperous in one
home, you always insist on our moving
to more expensive one and diving be-
Fond our means"
But how can we be happy other
wise T'-Life.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
5 YEARS OF TORTURE

Itching and Painful Sores Covered Head
and Body--Cured in Week by Cusicura-
For fifteen years my scalp and fore
head was one mass OF scabs, and my body
was covered with sores. Words cannot
express how suffered from the itching
and pain. I had given up hope when a
friend told me to get Cuticura. After
bathing with Cuticura Soap and applying
Cuticura Ointment for three days my head
was as clear as ever, and to my surprise
and JOY, one cake Of soap and one box Of
ointment made complete cure in one
week. (Signed) Fl. B. Franklin, III Waah-
ington St., Allegheny, Pa"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

all women admirably well. This one
is in lingerie style, made of sheer ba-
tiste, with trimming of lace insertion.
and is in reality exceedingly simple,
although it is so designed that it gives
notably dressy effect. The batiste
Is always pretty and launders satf->
factorily, and there are many other
materials which might be suggested
for the white waist, but the design
also suits the wash silks of the sea-
son and figured and lowered matr7'
ials as well as white.
The waist consists Of the yoke and
the blouse portions. the latter being
tucked at their upper edges and
joined to the yoke. and the seam Icing
concealed by the little frlll. The clos
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Princesse slips of soft silk can now
be obtained ready made, which Is a
great boon to those who like tc wear
different colored Innings under their
summer muslins. They are well made.
and can be altered to any figure with
very little trouble.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
a MEAN ADVANTAGE.

Mrs. Jones (reading)-"A man in
Ohio sells his wife to blind peddler
for ten cents. Isn't that awful?"
Mr.. Jones-"It certainly is-any body
who will stick blind man is no good.'
Puck.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
A Handsome 0lrdie.

z One very handsome girdle cioseiy re-
sembles a silk corselet, for 1t is fitted TO
the belt and hips and high up the
waist. It's material is white India silk
and its trimmings are pink and gold
There Is deal Of gold cording, while
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
IN OTHER WORDS

"Those who dance" remarked the
man with the quotation habit. must
pay the flddlerg'
''Or, in other words" said the grass
widower, with a sigh, "those who wed
must pay alimony. Chicago News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
Couidn't Leave To wn.

A lawyer had horse that always
baked when he attempted to cross a
certain bridge leading out of the viii
lage No amount of whipping or urg-
ing would induce him to cross it, so
he advertised him for sale. ITO be
sold for no other reason than that the
owner would like to leave town. -
Mount Jewett (Pa.) News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
THE TALE OF A DOG.

PREFERS A HEAVY TOMBSTONE.
Mrs. Hanks" What sort of tomb
stone shall we get for dear mother
something elaborate or a plain one?"
Mr.. Hanks-"Well, think some
thing good and heavy will be best. -
Cleveland Leader.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
A GOOD THING.

Mrs. Hicks John, Pm sure there's
burglar down in the dining room"
Mr.. Hicks (sleepily) If we
keep quiet maybe he'll take away that
chafng-dish of yours PHILADELPHIA
Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
MIGHT HAVE WON A. .,nru.

"And you promised me you would
never speculate again"
Il know it, but it was such temp
tation. 1 bought steel at sixty and
sold at sixty eight"
"Oh, Algernon, how could you; it
went to seventy three. p Brooklyn Life.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
He. WAS SATISFIED.

Sister-"Whatl You engaged to
Miss Prettyun? Why. she has no fam
lily tree"
Brother-"Oh, I guess she has-and
judging from her appearance it must
be peach! "-Columbus Dispatch.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
NO REASON FOR PRIDE.

Fuddy Don't you think Frost rath.
er opinionated
Duddy-'I don't see why he should
be. He is one of the chief men in the
Weather Bureau. you now."-Boston
Transcript.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
YES. THEY KNOW!

Bertha-"He had the insolence I'd
imprint kiss upon my lips"
Ethel-"But then that kind Of print
ing doesn't show, you w.''-Boston
Transcript.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
1MPRuDENT.

Ethel-''fs she very e1tTavagai4tt %
Helen-"Yes, indeed. She spends SO
much money that she sometimes has
little or nothing left for her complex
ion.D
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Miss Cooley ''Bess says she's
ready to make up if you are Miss
Cutting "Tell her I'd be ready to
make up, too, if had complexion as
muddy as hers Philadelphia Ledger
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

How many fish have you caught"
mot one Il thought you said you
had fine mess" "Oh, I was speaking
Of my line. Town and Country.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
ONE THING LACKING.

sThere goes a man who says he has
the key to the situation"
Yes; he was in here a while ago,
trying to borrow a dollar to get the
lock w--Atlanta Constitution.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
Gentlemen-My

experience with your valuable remedy
uas been equally gratifying to both
myself and friends.
tSignedj ODETTE TYLER.
Foster ilburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Z.
For sale by all dealers. Price, so
cents per box.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
Beauty of the waist Line.

There can be no doubt that the ten,
dency of the current fashions is to en-.
nance the beauty of the waist line.
This brings us back to more close-fit.
ting busts and hips and to wider skirts
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
An IMPORTANT STEP

Ella-"I suppose May is busy prepar
Ing for her wedding"
Emily-"Oh, yes. She has just Sc
lected her advertising agent"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Mrs. Black There goes old Money
bags. They say he is worth million
cold Mrs. White-'.Yes, he will be.
He carries a million insurance. Mil
waukee Sentinel.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
soMETHING SUBSTANTIAL.

she-"Do you go to the opera much ?"
He-"Never."
But understand your wife to say
Sou were passionately fond of Italian
productions?
$50 am 1. love macaroni. Chi
eago Journal.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

WAuTEn AGENT in your locality to sell our
HAWlE vs-AuEui stock. Safe permanent, prot.
table. VIII sell on sight. Apply promptly, giving
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

A brilliant and learned prof.
Became of great wealth the poss.
Said the voters in town,
"Give job to Prof. Brown"
So now he's become an ass.
Puck.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Cromwell is said to have originated the
board of trade idea.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

A baby is born in New York every
five minutes. N. Y.-31.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, soften the gums reduces inflamma-
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

a successful play
of her own. Miss
Tyler has written
the following
grateful note, ex
pressing her ap
precia Of
.Doan,s Kidney
Pills:
Eoster-M urn
CO., Buffalo
n. T.:
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

FITSpermanentIy cured. No fits ornervous-
ness after first days use of DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, $2trial bottleand treatise free
DR.. R. II. KLINE. Ltd. 1871 Arch St, Phila.. Pa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01
THE PLAYwRIcHT-sTAR

Doan's Kidney pills.
Miss Odette Tyler is not only one Of
the best known dramatic stars in
America, bat has written and produced
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Cabbages were introduced into England
in the sixteenth century
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallihie
medicine for coughs and colds.--N. w
SAMUEL, Ocean Grove, N. j., Feb. II, 1900
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

for the medium Size eight years. ii
for any style one and three-quar
ter yards twenty-seven or thirty-two
seyen-eighth yard fortyfou inchei
wide.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-08-01

A baby was born the other day on a
Gotham trolley car.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15

Avery G. Moore, editor of the,
w eiser World. who attended the
meeting of the National Civic Asso-
cation IN New York, was chosen e
member of the committee to confer
with President Roosevelt on the
Chinese exclusion question. The
other members of the committee are
John Mitchell and Samuel Gompers,
the prominent labor leaders of this
country. Mr.. Moore has made 4
careful study of the labor question
and has been an ardent advocate Of
such principles as would tend to aa-
vance the conditions of the labori1g
class. He has risen from the ranks
of toilers, having for a number Of
years been a locomotive fireman,
and is today member of that
brotherhood.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15

Goodlng is renominated, the dissat-
isfied republicans will form a cola
ton with the Dubois faction in the
democratic party and nominate
Judge Richards for governor. The
other wing Of the democratic party
would of course, put up ticket,
says this gossip, and thus we would
have q three-cornered fight. That
such condition might be brought
about, is not impossible, but if it is,
there is more likely to be two dem
ocratic tickets in the zelda Dubois
and antl-Dubois ticket, while the
republicans will present practically
solid front. There is no more cause
for those republicans who are OPP
posed to the denomination of Good
ing, to go off on tangent and NOM
mate another ticket, than there
would have been for the supporters
ofIMorrison to have done the same
thing last year. Dubois and his
followers would like very much to
disrupt the republican party in Ida
no, but it will require some issue of
greater consequence than the oppo-
sition to Governor Goodlng to do it :.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15
Additional Locals.
Chas. E. Harris. Notary Pablies>

Chas. E. Harris Notary Psablies
The masquerade ball to be given By
locomotive iremen on Christmas night
will be hummer. The prizes to be
given are by far the finest ever before
offered at mask ball here. Supper for
the ball win be served at the Hotel
Burgoyne at 30 cents plate.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Redman came in
Saturday from three weeks visit with
her parents at Cora. Wyo. Mr.. Redman
went on to Blackfoot, Tuesday. to re-
sumo his duties al the asylum but Mrs
r. will visit with friends until after
the holidays.
Mothers joy on Christmas morn will
be increased one hundred fold If, among
her presents. she finds piece or two of
that elegant cut glass from the Mont
pelier Drug Co.'S stock.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15

United States Senator John II.
Mitchell Of Oregon, died in Port
land last Friday morning, from
hemorrhage and complications fol.
lowing the extraction of four teeth.
At the time of his death, the senator
stood convicted IN the Federal court
on the charge Of conspiracy to de-
fraud the government of it's public
domain. He protested his innocence,
however, and had taken an appeal
to the United States supreme court,
but his case was suddenly and final
~ settled by the Supreme Court of
the Universe. The Lewiston Trib-
une thus comments upon his death:
Death sometimes comes as a time
ly and welcome release. Death
sometimes puts off its coming too
long. There is probably none but
would have preferred to see Senator
Mitchell called away even at the
noontlme of life, while his memory
could still have been reyerently
cherished, rather than have him
larry on, bruised and wrecked, until
the grave seemed the better fate.
Cynical mortals are prone to mock
at such "a sentiment as ';death before
dishonor," but they need not do SO.
Death to men of right feeling, and
there are plenty Of them, Is far
kinder than dishonor and the dead
form of Oregon's best known citizen
is the cold white proof of it. Dur
ing residence there of nearly half
a century the dead statesman gave
many evidences of pnblic usefulness
and generous qualities of mind and
heart. Had he been an evil map
the road to fortune was open to HIM
and he could have renamed as en-
empt from exposure as worse men
now IN the senate are. FORMS final
weakness and fail mans law has al
ready adjudged HIM and from it's
decree his worn and suffering spirit
has happily taken its final appeal to
the court beyond the stars.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15

According to Secretary Shaw's
report, the per capita of money in
circulation at this time is S32. 80.
We wish the fellow who has got
$40 of our share would fork 1t over
before Christmas.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15

Political gossips are already bus
,ily at work disrupting the republic
can party in Idaho for next years
fight. One report has it that If
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15
Montpelier, Idaho, Dec. Is, 1905

The hallucinations of the ''rare-
bit fend' as pictured by the car
toonists in some of the daily papers,
are no more exaggerated than are
some of the pen pictures drawn
about the Mormon people by those
who know the least about them.
Especially is this true of several
Idaho editors. One paper last week
declared that 'sthe republican candi-
date for supreme judge IN Idaho
next year had already been selected
by the Mormons and brlbed to pass
favorably on the unconstitutional
sugar bounty law'"tt U turs~ 5000, 900
into the Mormon tithing box" That
statement is so absurd as to require
only passing denial. The same
paper also declared that the sugar
factories were a menace to Idaho as
the prosperity all goes to the church
and sugar trust. The farmers are
at the mercy of these two greatest
monsters of oppression, while the
laborers are pinched down to a mere
bread and butter wage" 1t il
strange that peoples minds will be
come so warped upon certain cues
tions that they can say nothing but
evil against those who believe in q
particular creed or doctrine. The
author OF that statement has evi
IDENTIFY confined his reading matter
to that sent out by s.Mother" Sehof
of Philadelphia, president of the
Mothers Congress. for it Is on pal
with the silly, sickening stuff about
the Mormons that the lady from thu
City Of Brotherly Love sends out
If other newspapers in Idaho an(
Utah, are to be relied upon, tn,
farmers in all the beet districts arr
we'll satisfied with the brand of "op
preston" that these "monsters" ARK
lnficting upon them. If constant.
Increasing bank accounts is the kline
of oppression" that hurts TIN
farmers, we say keep piling on tn
oppression. The farmers Ill tn
Teton section of Fremont count,
are so willing to be oppressed
that they have promised to grow
large acreage Of beets if the Oregon
Short Line will build a branch int
their country.
Shame on q paper, anyway, tina
deplores the building up of commur
tiles simply because the capital wit
which the factories are erected |
supplied by men who belong to
certain religious denomination.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1905-12-15

- State Bank Examiner Loveland was
here Monday and made his first official
examination of the Bank of Montpelier.
He reported that he found the books of
the bank III excellent condition, and :
that the bank was doing fine business.
Special sale on blankets, outing fan
mel gowns and heavy outing flannel at
Whitman's. AZ
Isabel Chapter. Eastern Star, elected
the following officers last night for the
ensuing term: W. M, Mrs. Anna
Spongberg w. p, VIM Roberts; AS
sociate Matron, Mrs. Sue M, Wright;
Secretary. Mrs. Francis Sheath: treas
urer, Mrs. Mary Hull; ,Conductress,
Mrs. Minnie Roberts; Associate Con-
ductress, Mrs: Mary Harris
For sale or rent-A FIVE room house
on 18th street, close to depot; house has
good cellar. and we'll Call on Mrs. C.
A. Pearson
Ed Whitman of Soda Springs, was a
Montpelier visitor Sunday. He saws
that the commercial club recently or
ganized there gives promise of accom-
Fishing much good for the town. AL
ready the club has been instrumental in
securing the construction of telephone
line to Lago and it is now endeayoring
to secure the erection of -four mill in
Soda with excellent prospects of success.
Mr.. Whitman is president of the club.
What more appropriate Christmas
present could you send friend than d
years subscription to The Salt Lake
Tribunef Sent anywhere in the United
States, Canada or Mexico, postage paid,
for $1.00 per month for the Daily, in
Guiding Sunday. or 81. 80 year for the
twice-a-week edition.
A beautiful new line Of neck beads,
ladies' hand bags, feather fans aid
silk, shawls at II. b. Whitnlan's. AZ