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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-04-28

Noting the tendency OF the British
nobility. King Alfonso Of Spain rath.
er thinks he win look to this country
for n bride. Alfonso seems to be n
bit Of an AnElomaniac.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-04-28

The diplodocus, concerning which
tho scientists are doing a great deal
of talking. is described asa genus OF
sauropod dlnosuur characterized by a
weak dentition. If it had strong
dcntitlon. they wouldn't dare call 1t
these names.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-04-28

One OF Bos,on's fair girl authors ia
ofGsa=Sp!H;ou that men are much
moJc beautiful than women. What
mothor.ln.lhw that woman would
make!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-04-28

And now George Meredith has IN
flted an ode 10 the car. II never
rains but IL pOurs.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-04-28

Another reason for the popularity
OF the short skirt is the necessity IL
involves Of wearing s. shoes.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-04-28

Uncle Russell Sage has recovered
from his severe Illness But II vas
terribly expensive.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
AdveRtiStS Dedicate Church

The new church of the Seventh Day
AdVentists was opened to the public
Sunday afternoon, the dedicatOry ser
vices being conducted by the the pas
tor, l.. A. Spring. This building is
located on Colorado avenue, south of
Eleventh street and was completed
several months ago and is one of the
cOziest church structures in the town.
One of the most Jealous workers
toward the completion of this beauti
ful little edifce was Mrs. Stiles who
died about two years ago without
being able to witness the full fruition
of her plans Her good work was
touchingly referred to by the pastor
in a review of the work accomplished
up to date. The property was dedi-
Gated without dollar of Indebtedness.
The dedicatory sermon was preached
by Elder g. F. Watson, president of
the Colorado conference. Mr. Wat
son S theme was the saving of souls.
The program included an organ
OlltrIOfy Dy Mrs. fearce winch was
followed by responsive readings The
opening prayer was by E. Farnsworth,
state superintendent of the Young
peoples work, who also rendered very
effectively the solo, Behold What
Manner of Love" The financial
statement was read by Mr. Spring
and this was followed by scripture
reading by the pastors present Mrs.
Spring sang The Holy City and
with Mrs. Farnsworth sang the duet,
Come Holy Spirit. After the clos
ing hymn Mr.. Mclean pronounced
the benedlction.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14

Irving Feeuy will leave Friday
for a short vacation to be spent in
Denver with his sisters.
Louisa E Shipley, of San Fran
cisco, California, is visiting with
Colonel Stiffiers family.
j. T. Hough had the misfortune to
hurt his back quite badly while load
ing potatoes the first of the week.
E. b. and L. r. Willis went to
Denver Monday night to be present at
Samuel Cramer is making prepara-
tions to build large barn on his
ranch which is about mile south of
Basalt.
Mrs. Arthur L. Gill is visiting her
parents and sisters in Boulder Colo
ralo. Sne will be away about a
month.
Harry Nelson has gone to Tacoma
Washington, where he expects to
spend the winter and possibly locate
permanently.
Martin Stall, representing Brown
Brothers, of Denver was in town
Wednesday rustling business among
our merchants.
Tuesday being the fifteenth birth
day of Alfred and Alvin Sloss, the
boys and girls decided to surprise
them and this they did There were
about thirty lads and lassies present,
and all enjoyed themselves immensely.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
CACHE CREEK.

Snow fell here to the depth of eight
inches and it is still spilling down.
viii Hill and ]. NJ. Beesley and
son were in Rifle Saturday trausacting
business.
Gus Wetzel and Dean Richards
traded with Rifle merchants last
Thursday
Martin Paulson is feeding 800 head
of cattle on his place for Messrs,
Montgomery and Bittenger of White
river.
Several of our ranchers are suffer
ing from severe colds, among them
Jim McCary, Jess Moore, Johnnie
Mahurin and ]. Corley's son.
Mrs, Clara Wilkinson and a gentle
man friend enjoyed a fine cutter ride
last Thursday evening. They visited
with Gus Wetzel and family and
passed very pleasant evening.
Otto Hahnewald is another VINO is
feeding big bunch of cattle No use
talking, this valley is an old standby
for outsiders who feed great deal of
stock, but we still have room for
more
Saturday night a large crowd of
young people gathered at A. Corley S
and passed the night in delightful
manner Dancing, singing and in
strumental music were INDUCED in
until the wee hours of the morning.
We are soon to lose one of our most
valued neighbors. Dean Richards and
family have given up their ranch and
disposed of all their household goods
and after visiting for a couple weeks
with relatives and friends they will
move to Chatfeld Minnesota, where
Dean will accept half interest in a
grist mill. We regret their departure
but sincerely wish them much happi-
ness and prosperity.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
HdlIeIujdIl !!

'AmerilSy is moighty advancin'
place, said Patrick Hooley as he
looked around upon group of admir-.
ing friends, who had just landed in
town from the mother countr
"Whin | first COON over, | got Job
on the section and was called number
siven. / worked there and saved me
money and after "A while / bought a
saloon. Thin | was called Mister
Hooley. After while | got inaooin-
shal and run for alderman, and whin
| was elected they called me the Hon
orahle Mister Hooley. Wan day |
thought would go to church as [ had
stayed away for long tonne, so |
wint and jist the mint | stipped in
side the door the whole choir
schreeched out, 'Hooley! Hooley
Hooley Lord God Almighty, and
fed. - Mining and Engineering Re
view.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
GYPSUM GYRATIONS.

Fred Mayors spent Sunday at John
Heyer's.
Mrs. strows and son spent Saturday
in Eagle.
Mrs. Skif and sons and Grant
Cannon and mother drove to Eagle
Tuesday.
Mr.. Knapp drove some colts to
Eagle Wednesday.
Mrs. Charles Lumley was a visitor
in our burg Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Christensen, of Eagle,
spent Saturday in our valley.
Frank Hand aud family spent Sun
day evening with H. Chatfeld's. $.
Mrs. Vaughn and daughter took
dinner with Mrs. Anna Norgaard Sun
day.
X. E. Chatfeld returned to his
school work in Fort Collins Sunday
night
Miss Nellie Strows will leave Sat
urday for Sheephorn to begin a three
months school there
The L. A, S. society is surely
showed under as they have not met
since before Christmas.
Mrs. Thomas, who has been in such
poor health all winter, accompanied
her daughter home to Buena Vista to
see if the change will not do her
good. We sincerely hope she will be
much improved.
The W. O w camp No. G3O had
public installation OF officers on Fri
day night followed by an instrumental
program assisted by male quartette
after which free lunch was served
A splendid time was reported.
Our Sunday school is starting out
the new wear with a much larger at
tendance than for some tim. Let
each one that comes try to bring some
one else and we will have grand
school before the year 1905 is gone.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
BATTLEMENT MESA.

P. R Morris left Sunday night for
the Pacific coast
Mrs NJ N. Steinberg left for Glen
wood Springs Sunday night to visit
relatives.
John McGuirk was down from
Glenwood looking after his ranch
property last week.
L. E. Kennedy, of Acton, Indiana,
called on old friends and neighbors ON
the mesa Sunday.
Mrs. w. r Vance returned Tues
day after a week S visit with friends
in Glenwood Springs and Rifle
Mr.. Fisher has leased the w. S.
Parkison ranch on the mesa and will
move his family from Eagle at once.
Mrs. NJ. B. Clark has returned to
her school duties at Harvey Gap after
a pleasant holiday visit with her
nephew, Fred Currens and family.
Benjamin Werhonig died at his
home on Sunday a. m. of ca~cer of
the stomach. The funeral services
We're held at the home Tuesday, Faith
er Kipp of Glenwood officiating, and
the remains We're inferred in the
Grand Valley cemetery.
Frank McGuirk was called to Glen
wood Wednesday by the serious i'll
ness of his father. The sad news of
the father death reached him, how
ever before the east bound train left
Grand Valley. This news came as a
dreadful blow to Mr.. McGuirk' $ rela
tives and neighbors of Battlement
mesa.
Mrs. Lucy Dewitt, ex county su-
perintendent was the recipient on
Wednesday of a beautiful and sub
stantial gift from the teachers of the
county in the form of an elegant side
board in golden oak. Mrs. Dewitt
was as delighted as she was surprised
at this token of esteem from the
teachers.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
Spotted Him.

"What is the occupation of this man
coming down the sueetl' asked the
doctor thinking to catch the great de
tective off his guard
That" said Sherlock Holmes, glanc
ing carelessly at the man "is country
editor"
I'VE shall see" said the doctor, ac
costing the man.
yes" said the stranger, Il am ed
itor of the Yazoo Bazoo, 81 per year
If you haven't the cash bring in load
of turnIps."
Wonderful" exclaimed the doctor
after the man had departed. "Tell me
how you did it."
'Simple enough" replied Sherlock
zone glance at his diamonds was
enough"
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
Humor aua Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
'yrIght 1904, by Duncan NJ. smith.

opyright 1904, by Duncan NJ Smith.
AT II AGAIN
Once more
From the gridlrou comes the roarl
Everybody
Grand and rich, poor or shoddy
Crowdiug round
See thom wIlEg,lng on the ground-
llalfback iuIuaes center rush
Watched 10y WAlIcu- fun of gIsh
All the ptgsfiu heroes now
on the gridiroU make ii row;
Kick each other half 10 death
While The grlies hold their breath
Then .EuIlim.
It's "a shame
Tho way that horrid fellow stuck out
his foot and made Jack tumble
over when he had the ballr'
How they aH
Pie up and pull out hair
Teeth and noses fin the air,
While they lay
on and Say
Each other
Til thor own mother
W,u'1u't know which is her son
And which some other one.
llDilO" grouus,
Broken bones
Umpire swearing.
Each side is declaring
That the ball belongs to It
Mt
Says the umpire. and a roar
Splits the sky and threatens gore
Again they rush together
And It Is an even guess whether
Thereu be enough of en- left TO hold
Thanksgiving celebration.
Or whether an aggregation
OF wise guys
VIII arise
AT the county hospital and hold an
autopsy over the hash
That is left Of EN- wien, smash,
There's breakaway, and, quick,
See, he makes kick
And sCores-weI
Hear that yell
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
BASALT BUBBLES.

Bruce keller, the plumber from
Glenwood Springs, was in town Tues
day.
Mrs Johnnie May, of Cardiff, is
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Dan DE
Groot.
S. p Sloss and W. II. Harris are
attending the stockmen meeting in
Denver.
W. H. Hildreth, editor of the Jour
nal, is able to be out after an attacl,
of pneumonia.
Mr.. and Mrs Dan DeGroot are re
ioicing over the arrival of baby girl
at their home.
Mrs. S. p Sloss was an outgoing
passenger on No. A Wednesday for a
short visit to Denver
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
EAGLE JOrTINGS.

Arthur Wedmore is Just recovering
from an attack of pneumonia
Arthur Fulford, youngest son of
Mrs. Ed. Kniphausen, is quite ILL
T. Howes left for Edwards Monday
to invoice his stock of goods at that
place.
Mrs. Jessie Sherman left on lasr
Wednesday for visit to her mother
and sisters in Leadville and Salida.
Mrs Oscar Kempf, the peeress
among business women of these parts,
left for Denver Monday on business.
Mrs r. P Woods is lying very i'll
of pneumonia Her legion of friends
are very anxious for her speedy recov-
cry.
Mrs, NJ. E. Howes returned Satur
day night from visit of four days at
the home of Mrs Miller of Leadville,
and reports delightful time.
Charles Mayer, the popular ranch
man of Brush creek, left for Denver
Monday night to attend the cattle
mems convention at that place.
Quite snow fell Tuesday night
and at this writing it is still showing
and bids one remember the Utes
Utes high.
Shirley Tuck who is our picture of
good health, went home Wednesday
to seek his bed and summons his good
wife with hot drinks etc. He, also,
has tine epidemic, be it grippe or what
ever it is, it bad enough
Well might one, for the sake of
brevity, say Eagle is all sick and
under care of Doctor Green, for
everyone you hear of is i'll or Just re
covering from an attack of what ever
it is that is going the rounds. The
writer is just over "the spell' and
just simply able to be about.
Walt Ormsby has been confined to
his bed with lagrippe for several days,
recovering only in time for Mrs.
Ormsby to answer to her turn for the
malady. Generally speaking, the
Colonel is considered rather
genial fellow, but those dear people
who hold such opinion never want to
nurse him in illness unless they are
ready for a change of mind.
Last Friday Abe Lumley, one of
our Oldest and best known citizens,
met with quite serious accident. He
had gone to ranch of his brother, Gid
con Lumley, about eight miles from
Eagle for hay. When the hay was
loaded and he was ready to leave for
home the horses became frightened
and started to run. Mr. Lumley, re
alizing his position, saw that he had
lost control of his team and must
jump before they reached bridge
Just as he jumped, the load of hay
fell and in falling or jumping, he
threw ont his left arm to save him
self and struck tree below the arm.
All of the muscles are strained and
the tip of the shoulder blade broken.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
COUNTRY CORRESPONDENCE
Items of Interest from NeighbCTing Towns
Gathered BY Our Corps of Special Reporters

He has suffered excruciatingly and
while not considered dangerous, he is
ut least in critical condition. Mr.
Lumley's many friends are anxious
for his speedy recovery.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14

one way of being mean is to 20
around telling good joke on yourself
that your friend has perpetrated OIL
you. joyfully anticipating the fun he
will have in retailing II.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
Knew From Experience.
Sure Enough.

If you're blue and broken hearted,
Take a brace;
Gather up the threads that parted
With good grace
Yield not to a moments madness,
Bid adieu to sober sadness,
Hustle out and hunt up Eladness-
Take a brace.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
Liberal With 1t.

Though time is such a priceless thing,
For not a moment stays,
The judge will often give a man,
Onhanded, thirty days.
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
Safe Enouoh,

"He has money TO throw at the
birds"
THAT may be, but the birds are in
no danger Of getting smothered with
it."
The Glenwood post., 1905-01-14
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

In woman's eyes an interesting
man is any man who comes to her fol-
advice.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23
Reaeln fir g%abaffmmapfer.

Glr bas Sabaff9nupfen bat Elm
tpobl rnebr gsmit.bItder ola seiitrei9er
Dransofe feinsr 3sit bic folsenoen @e>
gelu oafsefeut:
/. Die @nnupftabafsboie tptrb NIT
ber renten 9anb berberssnommen.
2. Gie tpirb Der linfen iiberseben
unb bot, bisfsr in hts seb5rise Sage se<
bru4t, Nm seDffnet iperbeu au f0nnen.
8. Mtt Ben bret Mtttelftngern Der
Re4ten tptrb barauf etntge mdle ges
slopft. bumtt f4 Der Tabat orbne uno
ebne.
A. Dte Dofe tpirb NIT oerielben
8unb se6ffnet.
5. mt Der 2tnteu pirb bic pffene
Dole ben Mntpefenben prd{snttrt,
6. @ie tptrb nod senommenen pris
fen lansfam auridgeaoeen.
z. Der Gdbaf MIR bartn neuerbings
seorontt unb seebnet.
8. Die etsene prt5e tptrb nit Dem
8etssftnser Der re9ten Qanb gefabt.
8. Dte gan5e prtfe pirb eine Meile
spif@en ben Ginsern sehalten.
10. Die prife pirb lansfam our
Rdfe sebra4t.
II. Gte tptrb nit 8eba6tiamteit
ssf4nupft.
IL. Die Dole piro sei9IoFen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23

9elepbuntrt an Obs u Mfd,'
bader fir iraeno tueld1e Nrt Dor
gonatpaiier. 40. BO4.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23
Ser ,,sup".s htffabrtsfanal.

Oer 500 ooer ct. Marbs%G6iffe
fahrtstanal, befen 50iabrtges 8eiteben
Heulta sefetert tpurae, perbinoet ben
@uperior=S See NIT ben iibli6er geleges
men @roBen Seen. 0pr 80 Sa6ren
mar Der erte @9iffsfanal I'm Die
Stromf9ne1en oes ct. Marps 3iper
berum beenbet unb Dem @erte6r iiber>
geben tporben. Seine 5tpet Shleufen
batteu etne 2dnge BON $50 SUB uno
eine Giefe bon IS SUB. !9eufe bat Der
amertfantf4e &anal spei Sdleufen,
beren cine 515 SUB. Die anbere 300
SUB lang tit un0 oeren 9iefe % SUB
betrdst, ipoau nod elne fanabii6e
G9leuie tommt, tpslde gar 1000 SUB
lang 1T. Dur9 oiefe bret S9leuien
betpest it6 etn grDBerer Sra4tpertebr,
aIs bur9 irsen6 cine anSere tiinitli6e
8innentpaHeritraBe Der Welt. SIN
Sabre 1904 tpur6en $4,000 pahasters
unb 81, 546,106 Sonnen Graat i'm
@efammttpertbe BON $340, 10000
bur6 ben &anal trdnspprtirt,
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@tne rahrenne @efd,idhte.

lit Die &ettun9 pom 9obe bes &inoes
BON @eo. u. @Dter, Cumberland, Mb
St i6reibt: SIN Qlter BON II Monateu
mar uuier tleines Mdb9en I6tuer franl
an einem 5alsleiben uno bic Wer,t 90
ben ie auf, @ir sriffeu gu Or. Sings
Neuer gntoeduns fir 6dpinbiudt,
9uiten uno @rfdltung, Die erite 6laide
bradte Grlei9teruns un6 nit bier Sla=
i9en mar bas &ino u6Iis sebeilt. gu
baben bel 5. &alteDer & Gobu, Geo. s.
s. Samibt, Gig, unb Nbolf 9reiB,
8reis so gts. unb 81 per 6lai9e.
8robeflaide fret.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23

;stna's s Gents Sapana . Gisarre.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23
gdredItehe gdbmersss

erlelbet man oft bur6 @ei6tpiire uno
@epd6le unter Der Saut. @m. 8ebel
bon Stat Sod, Mi9. ia9t: SD babe
gudlens Nrniea Snlbe fir @ei9mare
nno &rebs sebrau6t; es 1T Die Bette
beilenoe Meoi5in, bic i9 femme. i3u bas
ben bel S. &alteDer & SO6n, SEQ. s.
5. S9mibt, @isentiimer, unb Noolf
9reiB. 8reis csc.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23

QufgefIdrtes Mor0ges
INN nj 5. 3pet Mdnner Namens
MiQ Denniean uno Maltsr &nor,
tpel&e btefer Sage in Detroit. Mi9.,
tn 9aft genommen purotn, baben eii
@efSnbnib absslest, 0as ben Sob oes
Mralt4 bort BET etnem 8ranbe urtse>
tcmrnenen Nanttpdhters sSoe 6. Mms
rep auftfdrt. Darnaa offerirtsn DIE
M6nuer benz 4mrep cine Gtaf9s
m1isteb uno pabreno oiefer trant,
berfebte ihm Smith nit einem Brett
einen S9lag iber ben acpf unb too
tets ibn. porauf fe $50. Die 4mrsp bel
f1 trus, raubten uno oas @ebduoe in
Branb ftedten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23

SroB Sturm unb 90 :
9 nbrans. Wdbrenb zines bef@
ttsen WinbS unb 9agelfturmes patete
etne Srau CHARLES Norton In Maris
nette. Wis., sine babe Mstle nett In
Die Gee uno rettete msbrers tunse
2eute, Die auf Der See BON sinent
Sturm iiberraf9t tporben maren unb
nidt ans ufer gelansen tonnten. Dte
Wellen f9lugen iiber benz aopf Der
tapferen Grau auiammen, bod lteB
btefe fi9 nt9t ft0ren. Ste bra9te oas
Ruoerboot NIT feinen Sniafsn gliid>
lid ans ufer.
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pnan5engifte.
9arfelmag DerielGen mad bent jetts
geu gtaub DIR WiIIeni9aft.

Die @ntss6ams Sertaners- Dtorpbtm Rars
fotin HnD ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS BET 8eratfs
tang init 1ttotim-9ie @ethooe bon stas.
@eridtsdemts.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23
tic Eenaa.
G6reibmaterialien a,tS 8ud,.
banolnng.

! WrDBe Gu8uabl BON gpi.to a Uds
dern afer Nrt. Gancbs uno Sport.
Grtitel. Announcements nuf ale in.
fdnoiihe Beitihriften prompt beiDret.
Die nit benz @efhdft nerbunbene
MceiDen5sD ruderei fegtigt
ale Mrbeiten, Ginlaounass uno Gras
ttfati9n8farten ia beioen Spramen
an. Gpesiaiit6t: 9ruG BON Gto-
tuters far oentfhe Bereine.i
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-23

5 &om pertritt Der auftralHde
gutulbptus CUR Weibnadtsaett ben
i%mmsrgriinen oeutf9en Sanuenbuum.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-12-15
THE TREE INDUSTRY.

A Phase Of the Subject With Refer
ence TO Local and Foreign Statesmen
The people Of GOOdland and Sher-
man county are pretty much agreed
that tree planting and tree culture on
these plains is a good thing Trees are
conducive to rainfall; they afford shell
ter and wind-break; and they are
beautiful to look upon. Thousands Of
trees have been set out in this county
within the last year or 50, yet there is
a necessity for millions more The
man who expects to spend his days
here should realize that he can i'll af-
ford to be without surrounding trees
The trees viii break up the monOton-
Gus sight Of the prairie; there also
seems 10 be an inarticulate sOciability
about them Trees have always been
closely associated with mans activities
and his welfare; indeed, they were his
predecessOrs-ca like pioneers to
prepare a place for man. The chill
dren love the trees; they are object
lessons 10 them; and with their -four
ishing viii come the more frequent
songs Of birds.
Plant seeds, buy trees-but some
way or other get trees Two tree
agencies OF good reputation have been
established in GOOdland, and V. ".
Goodrich and ". y. Davis, resident
statesmen, ought to be considered fav-
orally by people who want trees We
say patronize home industry, and
thereby build up that which surrounds
you, for we are all interdependent
Foreign statesmen make incursiOns in
to these parts and dissatisfaction In
some cases has followed, but the man
had gone, and there was no redress
apparently. Help the man that helps
you, that helps the country, that lives
here and whose fortune is in a meas
ure your fortune