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Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Brace up you chump," she said;
why bless your old bald head, what
do you take me for? Come here and
let me straighten out your whiskers.'
Stop you fooliag, Tottie," said he
Angel looking up quickly, you know
well enough that you haven't any use
for a man who's broke"
"Oh-I-dOnt-know," said Lottie
smiling demurely and twining a sus-
p%iciously petty whisker around her
plump forefnger. Depends on who
it is. and seem as how it's you-Going
back to New York;"
IF l can borrow railroad fare from
you" said the Angel.
Sure thing" replied Tottie, 1--WE
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13
The Camp Was Lost.

Senator McLaurin. while walking
through the long basement corridor at
Washington, encountered a frenzied
woman.
II am lost, I am lost" she cried.
please show me the way out of this
horrid building"
The senator very c%ourteously point
ed the way, after inquiring where she
wished to go.
1T reminds me- said he to his com
panion, "of an incident down in the
Mississippi woods. A negro lumber
man became lost in the Immense for
est and could not find his way back
to camp. A searching party finally
located him wandering about.
Are you lost? asked one of the
%rescuers.
Lost, boss; no, deed, scr,' was his
reply, but dat camp am lost"
The Giories Of a Thr.ne.
II has been shown that out of a list
Of 1850 sovereigns 500 have been
overthrow, 1874 assassinated. 1913 TAX.
en- prisoners of war. 1903 executed. 100
slain in battle, sixty-four forced to
abdicate, twenty-eight died by their
own hands. twenty-five were tortured
to death, while twenty-three became
mad or imbecile. This gives a total
Of 800 whose reigns have ended miser-
ably.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

No 1913
In the District Court Of Taos county. in
the First Judicial District, in the
Territory Of New Mexico.
Lulu Sewer, plaintiff, VS.. Willis e
SoWer, defendant.
To the above named defendant:
You are hereby notified that the
above named plaintiff hal brought
suit against you in the District Court
for Taos county, New Mexico, the OBJ
ject of said suit being to obtain a de-
cree of divorce from you on the
grounds of abandonment and non-sup-
port, and for alimony. And you are
hereby notified that unless you enter
your appearance in said cause on or
before the 10Th day of May. A. ID. 1905.
judgment will be rendered in said
cause against you by default and the
as true and judgment rendered thereon.
A. NJ. BERGERE.
Clerk of the District Court,
(Seal.)
William Mexican, attorney for plain
Tin, Post Office address, Taos, N, NJ.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Don't you worry about me-" said
TOttie. Amy old time l can't take
care of myself"
Il know" groaned the Angel, tits
only another sucker gone to the bad.
When a bottles empty order up a
fresh one. I'm the empty bottle. /
knew that I'd be emptied some time
and that you'd just roll me off under
the table. I've told you that often
enough"
Tottie looked down at him as he sat
with his face hidden-thoughtfully yet
with something like pity in her eyes.
Then she laughed out, that happy,
contagious laugh Of hers, and patted
the Angel on the shoulder.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Congressman Charles f. Scott of
Kansas, writing of the session of the
electoral college in Washington, says:
1T is d little singular that neither the
constitution nor the laws provide for
a certificate of election to president or
vice president. or an Official notihcs-
ton to them of their election. They
simply have to take somebody's word
for it,"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

To cast the belittling care away,
70 love our labor-and our play
To count our comforts every day
And curb undue desire.
To live at peace without, within.
TO help the weak, to strive with sin.
TO scorn unlawful gains 10 win
And feed loves sacred fire.
To learn that silence wisdom brings.
To find that power from patience springs,
To mark the might In little things,
And honor man-as a
To speak the truth to hate a lie,
To gladly live. nor fear to die.
To hope for Heaven by and by
And trust tn Eternal Plan.
Elizabeth Carpenter.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Elihu Root declines to take the job
OF building the Panama canal at a
salary of 500. 900 a year. It is strange
hat the people who don't want them
are always the ones who are being or
fered these lucrative jobs.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

The sultan of Turkey has decided to
buy thirty .%gunboats. He is foolish.
Why should he buy gunboats when he
can always get out of trouble by MAX
ing promises hat he doesn't intend
10 keep?
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

to test my affection and he's not
busted, but on a loot in the country.
He's coming back to me on the wings
of love with something pretty in his
pocket for his true blue little girl and
he's oh, maybe l won't be solid
with Puppar after this!"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Two million dollars worth of gold
is used every year to fill the teeth
of the American people. It must
bother John Bull a good deal if he
knows there is so much gold that he
cant annex.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

A Brooklyn fire marshal has been
suspended for making love to a pretty
girl in an engine-house. In Brooklyn
the people are expected to do most
OF their flirting in church or on the
way home from divine worship.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13
FIfty.three sundavs thls Year.

The fellow who was looking for Cd
ditles has discovered that the year
1905 began on Sunday and will close
on Sunday. Further, that this will not
happen again in 10 years. There are
hfty-three Sundays in 1905.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

An explorer just returned from So
maitland interviewed the Mad Mullah,
who is seven feet tall and has a body
guard of 900 stout young men OF about
the same size. If the editor asks us
TO get an interview with Mr.. Mullah.
were going to fake it up.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

The Boston Globe states that Capt.
William S. Winder. aged II, has Just
committed suicide, leaving a clipping
from DR.. OsleF's silly speech to ex-
plain his act. Perhaps Osler VIII
charge this case to the respondent
old mans defective sense OF humOr.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Mr.. Hyde says it is no offense to
give a dinner. Possibly not, but it
comes mighty ear being an Of
Tense for the host to wear a purple
a and bottle green trousers at
such functions.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Alfred G. Vanderbilt, who has been
suffering from in1ammatory rheuma-
tism, would doubtless be willing to
sacrifice a million or two if he could
get rid of it entirely.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Judge Fitzgerald of the New York
supreme court has been hearing di-
vorce cases at the rate of four an
hour. The ministers, as a rule, don't
marry folks as fast as that.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Japanese professors of jiu jitsu
have found a few Americans who are
masters of a system of self-defense
that has no special name, but an
sWers the purpose just as well.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Jupiter and Venus are smuggling up
closer and closer together every even
ing, and there's no way to find out
whether or not Juno is getting jeal-
Gus.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

A man at Lisbon, Ohio, sued for a
divorce because his wife said he
looked like a monkey. AS he lost the
case. the jury must have decided that
his wife knew what she was talking
about.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

A prominent distiller. about to mar
ket a new rye whisky. offers $50 to
any one suggesting the best name for
this brand. "Knockemout!" No
charge.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Another new largest steamship
afoat" has arrived in New York.
They ONE at the rate of three a
season and have ceased to cause
much excitement.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

P%aradoxical as it may seem. a sea
level canal at Panama will be about
100000, coo higher than one that is
higher than the sea level.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

]. P. Morgan has paid 81, 0 for the
original MS. of The Autocrat of the
Breakfast Table" Save your manu-
scripts. Morgan may want them.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Did you ever start out from home
in the morning feeling as if you
hadn't a friend in the world, and then
have three men meet you u strike
you for $40?
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

H. Rider Haggard says that writing
novels is a mere incident OF his life.
How lovely it be to be able to
say that!
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

A man has reached the age of dis
erection when it is one of his firm
convictions that some money costs
too much.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Alleged pure apple CIDER the grim
reaper and wood alcohol whisky
seem to have formed a strictly bust
mess combine.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Dalfour's cabinet is beginning to
show that a poor quality of glue was
usod in its construction.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13
RESTORED HIS HAIR
Scalp Humor Cured by Cuticura Soap
and ointment-After All Else
Had Failed.

81 was troubled with a severe scalp
humor and loss of hair that gave me a
great deal of annoyance and inconven-
fence. After unsuccessful efforts with
many remedies and so-called hair
%tonics, a friend induced me to try
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Tho
humor was cured in a short time, my
hair was restored as healthy as ever,
and can gladly say l have since been
entirely free from any further annoy
ance. l shall always use Cuticura
Soap, and l keep the Ointment on
hand to use as a dressing for the hair
and scalp. (Signed) Fred'k Busche,
213 East 57th St., New York City"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

This yea has ffty-three Sundays,
which is good, Of course, but the best
year is the n that has SO pay days.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

A San Francisco girl who is worth
$4,000 0 is only IS. It is needless to
edd that she is bewitchingly beauti-
fal.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

When the landlord comes in like a
lion, the tenant ought to give up"
like a lamb.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

DR.. Chadwick m~ournfully says he
must now 90 to work again. Lost his
bieadwinner?
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

It is evidently going to be necessary
to advance the age of consent Tor
characterization.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13
TEA

There is a deal Of comfort
and refreshment cheer and
positive Joy in a timely cup.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Every %housekeeper should know
that if they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
Will save not only time, because it
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 10 oz.-one full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in %-pound pack
ages, and the price is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals. If your grocer tries to sell YOU
a 1907. package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures "16 ozs." Demand De-
lance and save much time and money
n the annoyance of the iron stick
ing. Defiance never sticks.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

It's easier TO begin at the top and
bottom and crawl up.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Now it is said that the Russian
fleet is TO go 10 Togo.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

I5lUOO farms OF l6O acres each. situ-
ated IN the Uintah Indian Reservation
IN Utah. viii be open for occupancy
very shortly. Don't you want TO home
stead one and make yourself a home?
Ihis land Is the best adapted to stock
raising and farming of any land in
Utah. Send 20 cents for book and map
telling about the country, HOY To-
homestead n route to get 10 the land.
THE UINTAH COLONY CO.,
Box 498. Denver, Colo.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1905-04-13

Lucky is the actor who fares wen on
his farewell tour.
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Womens' extra fine French Kid Shoes,
Cuban or French heel, turned sole, So 50
and S. 90 Shoes sale price, So so
Ladies Dongola Oxfords, this spring
goods, very neat toe, full stock you can't
match EN- for less than ST. Is per pair,
sale price, Soc
Ladies three and single strap Sandals,
flexible sole, Dongola uppers, very pref
ty slipper, worth So and S. IS per pair,
sale price, H1 ~ and pl DO
Ladies fancy open work Oxford, very
latest thing, French Kid upper. worth
So 50 per pair, sale price, Sl IS
Ladies fine extension sole, Tan, Pat
ent or Vici Oxfords, new goods, worth
s. 50 per pair, sale price, So so
Children Oxfords, Dongola uppers,
sold for o5c heretofore, sole price 6Oc
One lot of children shoes, sizes
to s, good stock, worth ST IS sale
price sue
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13
The Most Important Of all Shoe Sales.

Child S fine shoe, Kid upper very
dressy and neat, sold for 81 Is, sale
price, 81 35
Child S Kangaroo Calf school shoe, 8
to Il size, was s. IS, sale price, 81 25
Misses Kangaroo Calf shoes. sizes
12H to ?, worth 81 IS heretofore sale
price, ST. 25
Misses LaNista Kid dress shoes, sizes
~ IL to :, worth 81 IS regular sale
price, ST. rs
Misses fine French Kid shoes, u IL
to ,, patent tip. worth So IS regular,
sale price 81 rs
Boys Satin Cap dress shoe, size u
Ia to 2 regular ST IS SHOE now ST 35
Boys Kangaroo Calf seamless shoe,
quilted sole, to IL regular So 90 shoe,
sale price ST so
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Youth S dress shoes, sizes ? 1-2 to 5
Il, regular So 90 shoe now ST 35
Youth S extra fine Vici Kid shoe, Ia
to p, worth S. 5o sale price, SO 90
Men S Satin Calf congress or lace
shoes, any size, worth S. 90, now ST 25
Men $ Box Calf dress shoes, new goods,
any size, worth So 90, now 50 90
Men S Kangaroo Calf seamless work
ing shoe worth So 90 heretofore, sale
price, So 25
Men heavy working shoes, fine stock,
worth s. so regular, sale price ST rs
Men S fine Goodyear welt dress shoe.
Nici and Velour stock, worth 50 co. sale
price, So 90
Men S fine French Kid shoes, straight
or swing last, shoes w sold for S4 80
and S., sale price, So so
Men 5 SIS 90 high cut shoes, pure
white side calf, any size, now, 375
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Boys long pants, ST. IS kind, sale
price, S5c|
Boys apiece suits, light grey and some
dark, ages 3 to years, were ST. rs, sale
price, ST is
Boys piece Norfolk suits, new goods,
ages to 13 years, regular S. rs suits,
sale price, ST rs
Boys Norfolk suits, pretty mixed goods,
ages to 10 years, worth So 90, sale
price, 50 25|
Boys handsome Norfolk suits, ages 8
to 10 years, S4 90 kind, sale price, So OO'
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Mems l0c white handkerchefs, now sc
Ladies fast black hose, per pair. 8 1-:sc
Childrens fast black hose, per pair Zoe
Ladies' ribbed vest drawers, now 81 1-2c
Ladies' 50 30 sweaters, now 81 1j
Ladies' extra fine }5c black hose, zoe
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Mems extra quality, 1925 and S15o
dress shirts, now 81 W
Mems 50. 90 hats. any style now ST so
Mems $l 80 sweaters any color, Sl 90
Mems SOC suspenders, sale price zoe
$500 trunks, sale price S3 %
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13
CLOTHING DEPARTMENT.

Mems fine S17 50 suits, checks and
plaid effect, we'll padded shoulders, sale
price, $12 co.
Mems SIS 90 suits, medium weight,
serge lined, many patterns to pick from,
sale price, S13 so
Men S Novelty and fancy Worsted suits,
sold regular for $40 90, serge lined, many
patterns sale price, SIS 90
Boys Norfolk suits, wool mixed, pretty
patterns to 13 years. So 90 kind sale
price. So 90
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

We cffer you three different styles OF
Womens Shoes that sold for So, Don
COLA uppers, very latest toe, with or
without extension sole, sale price, H1 3o
Ladies French Dongola Shoes, tiex-
ble sole. neat, nobby heel and toe, shoes
that sell for s. 50 per pair everywhere,
sale price, S1 70
Womens ,-strap Sandals, very pretty
and neat goods that sell for 81 SO, sale
price, ooC
Womens fine LaVista Kid Shoes, this
line is especially fine one and should
appeal to every woman; extension or
flexible sole, regular S. 90 shoe. sale
price, w 70
Womens fine French Kid Shoes, made
with half turn sole or extension, patent
tip, new, fresh goods, worth So 50 per
pair, sale price, HZ -
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13
c03 JUST A ARGUMENTS FURNISHINGS

Boys and Childrens' SOC underwear, 25c
Ladies' black soc gloves, now 2Oc
Ladies 75c white and colored gloves,
sale price, 4Oc
Children's 75c dressy caps, latest
styles, sale price soc
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Youth S long pant suits, ages 10 to 6
years sold for SIS rs, sale price, So so
Youth S long pant suits, pretty patterns,
sold for So rs regular, sale price, ,S4 25
Youth S long pant suits, ages IS to 20
years. many patterns to pick from. worth
S. 50, sale price, $5 90
Youth $ long pant suits, ages IA TOGO
years. regular SO 5osuit, sale price, Sc 90
Youth $ SUITS fancy Worsted, worth
So 90, sale price, 81 90
Youth S suits, SIo and sI2 kind, we'll
lined, pretty patterns, 81 50 and So 90
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Mems 10 Cotton SOx, DC
Mems SOC mule skin working gloves SOc
Men s 75c working shirts now 4oc
Mems S5c dress shirts, now OOc
Mems Csc all silk neckWear, now 5oc
Mems S5c ribbed underwear, now oOc
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13


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The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

Mems regular So 90 suits, we'll made
throughout, sale price, SIS 90
Mems regular $40 90 suits, many pat
terms to pick from, sale price, $6 90
Men fancy Worsted suits, worth SII,
regular, sale price, 81 so
Men fancy Novelty suits, medium
weight we'll lined, regular SIS 50 suit,
sale price, SO 50
Men Novelty suits, farmer satin lined,
good value, sold heretofore for SIS 90,
sale price, S1 90
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

An event developing power from the excellence
of goods presented timeness of occurrence and the
mpathetic concessions.
The Teton peak-chronicle., 1905-04-13

from Cellar to Roof Store will brt1e with
almost wrench be
what
advertise that
elsewhere We here
put we are here to stay Amy article bought will
changed purchase
think haven't
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-05-03
THANK CAPT. LAMB.
Texas Veterans Are Grateful for
@g Return az Flags.

Congressnan Lamb has received the
following letter from Mr.. A. Chatnberlin,
commanucr of the Roger J.. Mills Camp,
C. W, OF Frost, Texas:
Z meeting # r. &. Mills Camp ".
ant was directed to write to you express
ing our, thanks and hearty gra t,tlde for
tho motion you introduced In the House
OF Representatives. returning thel.Scap.#
.turcd flags to the gallant hands that car.
lricd them 80 credlta bly, TO the fame and \
glory OF our common country &! y q
have garlnnded the graves OF our
our sleeping comrades. They have, With
the magnanifnity and generosityEof bro
theirs, come TO our rescue In pestilence,
calamity and catnclSsni. and now they
have returned to us the uttered banners
or the catist we love and lost--nrd won.
The blue and gray are brothers. They
emulation more than they dreamed Of.
Their mingled blood has comented tie
East and West, tho North ! and South into
one great country, which we all love. I.
We hope that Mt no distant day the
statues Of Grant and Lee. Johnston and
Sherman. i yongstreet and Thomas. inay
find equalSplace In every. city OF our lang.
These are great Americans. and Their
names should be indelibly inscribed I'm
the nations roll OF stainless patriots and
illustrous and inylncible soldiers. In the
name Of every Confederate veteran--and
we believe in the name Of every. veteran
OF the Civil War-we thank YOU
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-05-03
PAY BY SATURDAY.
That Is the Last Day Allowed
for Settling Poll Taxes.

"You, cannot too often5cal the attention
of the people to1the necessity. the i'm
portnnce, OF paying. their capltation taxes
for the year 1oN which are now due"
said Chairman Doherty. OF the City DEM
ocrntic Committee. yesterday.
The time is growing short and unless
the matter is attended to before Saturday
1t will be too late, and no person who
does not pay before that time will enjoy
the great privilege OF going to the polls
and voting In the primary, and unless
YOU vote in the primary you cannot vote
In the November election.
Saturday Is the last day on which the
voters can pay up, as the list will close
that day A great many people VIII wait.
TIL the last moment, and as a mat tier OF
course many will be q eprivedS Of voting.
simply because all VII! not he able 70
ma " a Il once. n Ell " AZ! faS3 t
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-05-03

SEWING MACHINE NEEDLES AMI
parts for all makes locks repaired and
y keys fitted at the sonly3JOE BECKER
e STAFFS, 1911 FL Main Street.