Los Angeles herald., 1905-08-14

Capt shea deputy Cupid lost the key to the matri-
monial situation yesterday What dire catastrophel
Even misfortune works for John DIS ends. 1t takes
kerosene to kill the mosquitoes that propagate yellow
fever.
France is to investigate the affairs Of the Equitable
and after that Cambon dinner tool The unkindes cut
of ALL
The telegraphers on the northern railroads who
struck are now hustling for jobs-pulng wires one
might say.
In view of the hitch at Portsmouth, perhaps oyama
will have to put the to Linevtch again. just as
gentle hint.
Among other knocks Senator Mitchell it is related
that he has French duke son-in-law Perhaps he
needed the money"
Secretary Wilson will not take vacation this year.
Things in the agricultural department must be worse
than the public kens.
No notices Taft holding down any lids in the
orient He is there enjoy the fun and is having all
his ponderosity permits.
The naked Doukhobors of Manitoba are again on a
pilgrimage. No, they not seeking the 'backto
nature"ites of Pasadena.
Still lots of families with than two boys are
reared on less than 500 month-though often papas
pants" are made to fit Willie to do it.
Don't ever say again that the smart set is inconss
tent. Mrs. Fish sold fish at charity bazaar-godfsh
at that And Harry Lehr raf1ed the donkey!
If it keeps Teddy will have to saw up that big
stick and construct cabinet of it-unless it is worn
to shnge clearing out the present ones scandals
The head of the greatest life insurance company in
England-one against which word of scandal has
nUnr ihnpn hroof fhad cog Ennn
Comment? What's the use? -si
c. M schwab is going to Europe to learn shipbuild
ing In view of the he made of the shipbuilding
trust he needs the schooling Perhaps he'll begin by
"Schwabbing" down the decks.
The report that the Hon. Hinky Dinl touring Europe
as the fit type and representative the Chicago conn
cil has disguised himself is as base canard
He only took off his horse blanket because of tho
heat
Now another sensational autoist is laid up for re-
pairs The speed bacillus to have emuated the
historic worm and to have turned When these experts
cannot run machines safely what can be expected of
amateurs?
stranger staying at prominent hotel in the CITY
related in the police court novel experience in at
tempting to stop the saloon business He started ont
determined, as he said, to drink all the whisky in
town" The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak"
President Roosevelt has no desire to emulate ono
McGinty OF classic memory He will the other fellow
down In the submarine while he stands ON the shore
and listens to its gurge. There is difference between
buckng bronco dry land and crazy boat under the
water 1t seems.
Republicans visiting the Philippines in the Taft party
will unite in favoring free trade with the islands If
more Republicans would visit study conditions IN
other foreign countries perhaps the iniques of the
present tariff would be materially modified Goodness
knews they need revision badly enough.
Conservative heads of the order figure that 1000 IN
10000 shrners will visit Los Angeles next May for their
annual convention This will something like so OOO
visitors all told attracted by the Mobiles and La Fiesta
Certainly the call for funds for their entertainment
should meet with most liberal response
80 many cars are now handled by the Pacific Electric
company from its terminal station that human beings
are no longer able to announce them and machinery will
DC installed Tor that purpose the megaphone PROV
ing inadequate Los Angeles has the finest and most
complete trolley nterurban system on earth and yet
this Is only one branch OF IT,