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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-03-09

real Issues between president and sem
ate cannot be sidetracked 10y an inn
parchment proceeding or the difference
between the words ''treaty" and
agreement" John Hay says Roose-
Welt Is right, and John Hay knows.
The senate had better get to work.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-03-09
Married Man Wanted.

Man wanted to work on my farm
to do general farm work and care for
stock. Jas. Law. 9w2
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-03-09

Plenty OF money for farm loans.
LEET, BoYsEN & BEAsoN.
, 1905-02-23
MEMORY HARD TO BEAT.
colored "Auntie's' Claim That Was
Almost the Limit.

coIored "Auntie's" Claim That Was
Almost the Limit.
In the days OF Barnum, an old
"auntle" lived in East Tennessee who
was reputed to be Of great age. Like
all of her kind she was extremely
proud of the distinction, and never
Underestimate her age in the least.
She had outgrown that weakness de-
oadas past.
Barnum heard Of her, and conciud-
ing that If she was as old as rumor
made her she would be a valuable &C
QUESTION to his show, he sent an agent
down to make an Investigation. She
caught the direction of the wind very
promptly. and was prepared for any
test question that might be asked.
Gradually the agent led up to the
crucial lnterrogatory, and at last
said:
"Aunty. do you remember George
Washington"
Does l reccmember George Wash
ineton? wy laws-a-nassy, Mistuh, |
reckon l does. ] orter, orient I? Fer
7 done uussed him. We played to-
Father evy day when he was a III
chile"
We'll, do you remember anything
about the Revolutionary war;"
"G'way, chile! Yes. indeed l does.
Honey, l stood dar lots er times, an
seed de bullets flynn around, thick
erin rain drops"
"Yes-weI, how about the fall of
, 1905-02-23

Teach the boys as well as the girls
the proper way to put the b~edclothes
to air over two chairs in the morning
n also occasionally give the boys p
lesson in simple cooking by having
them help prepare breakfast. The lad
who can make a good cup of coffee.
broil a steak and serve them will lose
nothing of manliuess, but may find
the knowledge useful in after life
Exchange.
, 1905-02-23

A Whitechapel seamstress stated IN.
a London court that IN Friday, July
!, she started work at s In the morn.
ing and worked until 8 Saturday
morning. She was dismissed because
she refused to work after midnight
the following Friday. Two other girls
who worked the same hours were also
dismissed for a similar reason. The
employer was fined $lO6.5O.
, 1905-02-23
Epit0me of Land Laws,

J. f. Crawford, L. s. Commits
sioner at this place, has issued a
little pamphlet, containing nm ep-
itome of the L. 5. land laws. for
distribution, You can secure one
for the sum Of ten cents, the cost
Of printing, by calling ON him.
, 1905-02-23
A Bad Word.

."Did you send MIR. Nobley the sam
pies he asked for?' inquired the tailor.
yes" replied the clerk, I'm jus,
finishing our letter to him. Which
shall / say, Trusting 10 have your on
der, / am or we are"
What! Cut ont that trusting 2uU
make it hoping, Exchange.
, 1905-02-23

This story is related of an ola-time
Judge in Sullivan county, Pa;
During a session Of court there was
so much talking and laughter goine
on that the judge, becoming angry
and confused. shouted in great wrath:
SILENCE, here! We have decided
half a dozen cases this morning and
/ have not heard a word of one Of
them!"
, 1905-02-23
Card Party

The Monthly Card Party will be
held ii the Rectory on Thursday
March 2, at 8 p. m. Refreshments
20 cents. Everybody Welcom,.
This is the last card party until after
Easter.
, 1905-02-23

WANTED-1O men in each state
to travel, tack signs and distribute
samples and circulars Of our goods.
Salary $1,000 per month. $500 per
day for expenses. KuhIman Coz
Dept. S Atlas Building, Chicago.
, 1905-02-23
SARATOGA CHIPS.


Joseph NUM- left Yesterday for a
short business visit.
c. r. Ferris was registered at the
Hotel Wolf Monday.
j. C. Kennedy left Monday for a
trip to Morristown, n. j.
Miss Robnett, was in from Lake
creek the first Of the week.
T. r. Smith returned to Encamp
ment Monday from a trip to Denver.
H. A. Nichols was in from Encamp-
ment several days the first of the
week.
Albert Huntington came up from
Rawlins Tuesday for "a few days
visit.
L. B. Winner left today for Mon
tana, where he will help harvest the
wool crop.
The Eagles are royal entertainers
is the sentiment of all who attended
the ball last evening.
S. E., l.. W., and j. L. McAuulty
returned on today's stage from an eX-
tended trip to astern points.
|. II. Christion is now in charge OF
ranch of Hugus ~ Jensen, having
taken charge the first of the week.
Miss Emma Larsen has been quite
ill the past few weeks with what is
thought to be an abscess near her
right eye.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. b. Buchanan and
Miss Drusitla Buchanan returned
Sunday from IA two weeks visit to
Rawlins.
Miss Walker was sufficiently, re
covered from her illness to tax,
charge of Mrs. Dyer's store the lir-l
of the week.
Easter Monday, The Ladies Guild
Fair and Entertainment in the OPP
erahouse on April 24th 1905. Par
ticulars later.
Mrs. j L. Crawford and Mrs. Eayle
Crawford feft Wednesday for severa.
days visit to Mr.. and Mrs. q. 5.
Adams in Rawlins.
Platt Human had the misfortun,
to have his right foot badly bruised
and mashed Saturday by a horst
jumping and stepping upon it.
Senator Price returned home from
Cheyenne Monday, having completed
his labors as State Senator. tie will
again his practice in Sara
toga.
Floyd H. Lemon of Saratoga ar
rived in Rawlins Thursday evening
and will be employed in the mec
hanical department of this Office
Rawlins Republican.
If the party at Encampment who
has a contribution he wishes publish
ed, will communicate with the editor
otherwise than anonymously the art
Gle will be considered.
There will be no service in St.
Barnabas church in the morning, but
service will be held in the evening at
80, when Rev. Watson will lecture
on "An Ordinary Man" his life and
work.
School district No 10, which i'll
cluded the town of Battle has been
made a part of the Rambler district
No %, there not being a -suIicienct
number of children at Battle to keep
up a school.
d. Il. Winsor, Supt. OF the Saratoga
Electric light works, states if g..
Rindstone, auther o. the piece entitled
"As Others See it, in last weeks Sun,
will come toward he will attach a
crank to him.
Among those from Eucampment
who attended the Eagle bail last
evening were MIR. and Mrs. j.. w.
Huston, The Misses Zoe Sherroi, En-
ma Wirth and Eva Sage, Mesars. IL.
w. Hansen. Irving Sherrod, Carl Sny-
der, Lon Deal, Joe Fenley, a. Wag-
ner NJ. b, Moore, Gus Grimm andI
A. Thompson.
, 1905-02-23

WIN the MiEstreie.
Bones-Say, I've GOT something Tia
VIII tickle you.
lnterlocutor-What is It, MIR. aone
Boues-A feather.
, 1905-02-23

Read my localsii YOU wish g hnoW
whats doing in The Real Estate line
D. $ Crawford
, 1905-02-23

WANTED to borrow $3.50 on gilt
edge ranch property.
u S. Crawford.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-26
cITlZEkshiP.

n you claim citizenship rlghts and
are not on the rolls or have busin ss
befsre the interior department, write
'mrlediately 10 W. W. Wright, regis
tered attorney. Corcoran building.
Washington, d. c. "a
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-26

yIr lHsela- ore standard brands,
tUa guarantee that goes with them
w.il Stick I1u make'a mistake when
sou buy from the buggy peddler
NOBLE BROS
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-26


ha
-1-
ar. f. .a - W.
-r. u a- -l.s L
..a bowels al. l-- -les
California Prone Waters supply the
ncanE elements .u The food and also
art as a gentle tonic on t1p g.al-s
which rerr=afe The gastric juices. Tic
tlla and other elements.
California Pru1e Waters. II taken as
directed win positively cure tho most
obstinate cases Of Constipation. BIZ.
taasness, Torpid Liver, Indigestion,
etc. so as 10 stay cured. 100 Waters
% cenJs.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-26

One nieht Is an the time necessary
70 prove that Pineules is the best rem
edy in the world for backache and a3l
kidney and bladder troubles. II you
have rheumatism or any other b!oor
disease a single dose win give relief
Sold by City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-26

Even tla man who shutters doesn't
necessarily make the most numerous
bad hre se
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-12-26

Dally ArdmOreite 50 ets. per month
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
GOOD BLOOD FOR BAD
rheumatism and Other Blood Dis
eases are Cured by Or. Williams
Pink Pills

ain the lead mines was at work on my
knees with my elbows pressed against
rock walls. in dampness aud extremes of
cold said Mr.. J. G, Meukel, of 1915
jackson avenue, Dubuque, Iowa, in de-
scribing his experience TO a reporter,
land 1t is not surprising that | con-
tracted rheumatism. For three years
had attacks affecting the joints of my
ankles, knees and elbows My ankles
and knees became so swollen I could
scarcely walk on uneven ground and a
little pressure from stone under my
feet would cause me so much pain that
would nearly sink down. / WAS often
obli~ed TO lie in bed for several days at q
time. Ny friends who were similarly
troubled were getting no relief from
doctors and | did not feel encouraged to
throw money away for nothing By
chance l read the story of Robert Yates,
of the Klauer Manufacturing Co, of
Dubuque, who had very bad case of
rheumatism. decided to try DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People, the
remedy he had used. In three or four
weeks after beginning to use the pills,
was much better and i'll three months
was well. The swelling of the joints
and the tenderness disappeared, | could
work steadily and for eight years l have
had no return of the trouble My whole
family believe in DIR. Williams Pink
Pills. Both my sons use them. We
consider them a household remedy that
we are sure about"
What DR. Williams Pink Pills did for
Mr. Meukel they are doing for hundreds
of others. Every dose sends galloping
through the veins, pure, strong, rich, red
blood that strikes straight at the cause OF
all i'll health. The new blood restores
regularity, and braces all the organs for
their special tasks Get the genuine DR..
Williams Pink Pills at your druggists
or direct from the DIR. Williams Medi-
cine Co., Schenectady, NY.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
The Indian Walks Like a Sailor.

A woodsman walks with rolling mo-
ton. his hips swaying an inch or more
to the stepping side and his pace is cor
respondingly long. This hip action may
he noticed to an exaggerated degree in
the stride of a professional pedestrian,
but the latter walks with a heel-and-toe
step, whereas an Indians or sailors
step is more nearly tlat-footed. In the
latter case the center Of gravity is Gov
cred by the whole foot. The poise is as
secure as that of rope walker. The
toes are pointed straight forward, or
even trihe inward, SO that the inside
of the heel. the outside of the ball of the
foot, and the smaller toes all do their
share of work and assist in balancing
Walking III the woods in this manner
one is not so likely to trip over project
ing roots. stones and other traps as he
would be if the feet formed hooks by
pointing outward. The advantage is OBJ
vious in snowshOeing. If the Indian
were turned to stone while in the act of
stepping the statue would probably stand
balanced on one foot. His gait gives the
limbs great control over his movements.
He is always poised. If a stick cracks
under him it is because of his weight,
and not by reason of the impact He
goes silently on and with great economy
of force. His steady balance enables
him to put his moving foot down as gen
thy as you would lay an egg ON the table.
Wagner q. To Sayings.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
A VISIT TO SPION KoP.
Present Appearance of Famous Battle
field of Boer War.

at is only now and again in life that
we ttel intensely alert-whea we feel
that all our capacity tor seeing. hearing,
and learning. all the faculties tina; we
may have been training uncOnSCiously
for years for one supreme hour. are
scarcely adequate to grasp everything
around thar we want To seize and make
our own. One crowded hour of glorious
life is worth an age without name
| quoted as we drove out of LadySmith,
climbing up the steep edge of the saucer,
where on the one side the Gordons held
their ground, and on the other stood the
camp of the Natal CarbneSrS.
At last, at bend in the road, Spion
kop became visible, and after having
driven ten or twelve miles altogether, we
stopped near a small Kattir kraaL While
the others went TO inspect it, | took out
my paper and pens and made hasty
sketch of Spion kop, still some six or
eight miles distant. In all our nineteen
mile drive. the only people we met were
a farmer and his wife in a trap, and a
couple or more of Katiirs, and we passed
no habitation at all except the kaiiir
kraal. Then we climbed further to
where the summit of the hill is one vast
graveyard.
At the highest point an octagon of
white marble has been erected, inscribed
with the names of those who fell i'll all
the regiments engaged except the I'M
perial Light infantry-the Lancastrians,
the Lancasters, Thorneycroft's, the Scot
fish Rifles, the MiddleseX, and all the
rest Smaller monuments have been
raised by the friends oi many of the
officers-one where Gen. WoOdgate fell,
MORALLY wounded-and little white
crosses are everywhere. Down below
lay the grotesQue South African land
seape, all veidt and bare kopies, yellow
and dried up; and l thought to myself
it was a country of the DEVILS own max
ing. And again rose up that question.
WHY" If the battle had resulted in
any good. one might have forgiven it,
Why not, when the fight was raging
have pushed in 10000 of the men lying
idly by and longing to be in il" be-
tween Ladysmith and Spion Kop across
the plain. where all further advance
| would have been a mere romp in? But
where military heads have failed to UNI
derstand, why wonder that a civilian
mind should be utterly baffled by this
horrible puzzle of a military blunder p
Aberdeen Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
cRIPPLE'S CHOICE is DEATH.
Refuses to Let Surgeons Cut Off Mutt
lated Leg.

Asked to decide between death or life
as a cripple, Michael Madurra, n bow
patient in the Jewish hospital at Phil
adelphia, chose the former Two priest.
of his church stood over him for hours
pleading and coaNing that he let the
surgeons cut off his manglcd leg. hut he
was firm in his refusal As it is, he
cannot live.
While working in a brick mill the hoy.
who is Is years old, was caught in the
machinery and one of his legs was
crushed The hoy is an Italiau. His
mother is in Italy and he was earning
money to pay her fare to this country.
Il haven't enough money vet 10 pay
the steamship fare he said III /
have my leg taken off | can't earn apy
more and shall never see her again, 81
Ia rather die"
All night long the doctors coaxcd and
pleaded They told him the blunt fact
that he could moi live. The nurses also
argued. But no one could shake him
| Though the terrible pain twisted hi,
face he insisted that the manglcd mass
of flesh and bone must remain part
of his body as long us he was alive
After two priests had vaiuly pleaded
they gave him the last sacrament
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Apt Quotation.

He detested dogs; not that ne feared
them; they were simply distasteful to
him, and he found it difficult to conceal
his aversion.
Naturally she adored them. Her pet
was toy French poodle, equipped III the
most approved and foolish fashion. lie
was called Spot by his mistress on ac-
count of his little black nose, which
poked out through his otherwise SNOWY
body.
Shakespeare. She could quote whole
acts, and for every thing, body and sit
uation, q quotation rose to her tongue.
One Saturday evening he called MS
usual He endured the pup with as
good a grace as might be, for it was
hers. Finally she said:
Now do you know, I've been trying
to think of an appropriate quotation for
Spots collar. Could you suggest one"
How would that line from Macbeth,
do: Out, out, damned SpotT he asked
Now he goes to Coney Island instead.
New York Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
MISS Irene Crosby

Thousands of American women, how
ever, have found relief from all monthly
suffering by taking Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. as it is the most
thorough female regulator known to
medical science. 1t cures the condition
which causes SO much discomfort and
robs menstruation of its terrors.
Miss Irene Crosby, of 3l3 Charlton
Street East Savannah, Ga. writes:
Lydia T., Piukhams Vegetable Compound
is n true friend to woman. 1t has been OF
great benefit 10 me, curing me of irregular
and painful menStruation when everything
else had failed, and gladly recommend it to
other suffering women
Women who are troubled with pain
full or irregular menstruation, back
ache, bloating Tor tatulencel. leucor-
rhna. falling inflammation or ulcera-
ton of the uterus, ovarian troubles,
that beariug-down feeling. dizsi-
ness, fajntuess, indigestion, nervous
prostration or the blues, should take
immediate action to ward off the seri-
Gus consequences, and be restored to
perfect health and strength by taking
Lydia T., PiEbham's Vegetable Com
pound. and then write 10 Mrs. Pink
ham, Lyan, iu~s., for further free adj
vice Thousands have been cured by
SO doing.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Roosevelt's Early Cowboy Talk.

than Rooseyelt's choice Of words and
manner of speech. He was a purist in
language, aud ut first was unable 10
tackle the Cow -punchrrs' slang.
While driving his bunch of cattle to his
Chimney Butte ranch a number of them
started up 4 coulee. An experienced
foreman would have shouted. Cit git
on You. there. and head them steers" or
Hit the nigh places and turn EN-. "
Roosevelt's order, while equally sharp,
ers." 1t has nceu treasured and told
and retod whenever two or more COW
puuchers' have gathered together.
Standing in his stirrups, he opened his
steel trap mouth aud yelled: Hasten
quickly forward yonderm The wonder
was il didn't stampede the herd. Boston
Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Septemter.

,., not love the soft September DAYS
WA2W ilgsD summer fingers lovingly, and fain
NVU..Sd subjects. in the golden haze
o. Witches SO silently. we raise
sE' NV Of anguish. for no parting pain
>1,trrhs cur biiss,-our loss we count
~. oa while dear Septemher's name we
--,.n swallow tempts his wings to longer
,r,... ~. Srasses fade; the brown leaves hut-
mi ripe the thistle-tops ana milk
.u f,r aloft on airy pinions light,
tpd haste TO catch Mt fleeing summer 5
stgy,Iuath she gone? The faint wind
Sighs,-
Who knows:"
r,sacho Elizabeth Wade in Everybody 5
ef5.aZlne,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
CuTICURA PILLS.

For Cooling aud Cleansing the Blood in
TorturiuS, DistiguriuG Humors - 90
Chocolate Pills 25c.
Cuticura ResolVent Pills chocolate
coated are the product of twenty five
years practical laboratory experience
in the preparation of remedies for the
treatment of humors of the skin. scalp
and blood, with loss of hair, and are
confidently believed to be superior TO
all other blood purifiers, however ex-
pensive, Complete external and in
ternal treatment for every humof may
now be had for $500, consisting of
Cuticura Soap TO cleanse the skin,
Cuucura Ointment TO heal the skin,
and Cuticura Resolvent Pills to cool
and cleanse the blood. A single set is
often sufficient to cure
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

retire precipitately to the back of their
box
Mrs. de Vere-NIy dear, did You ever?
| haven't been so insulted in my life!
Mrs. Montmorency-lt' absolutely
scardalous. People of that class oughtp't
to be admitted. Why, presently it won't
be safe for ladies 10 show themselves in
public at an
Mrs. lie Nerc--I shall make Percy
write to the Times about il. l never
heard of such thing Coils
worthy in Black and White.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
The Blanks.

IF is awful, mother" exclaimed Miss
Blank. TO think I've got 10 marry that
man, I suppose / must 20 through the
ceremony. but really I've got no heart
for it,
You foolish girl" replied her moth
er. what has heart got TO DO with it,
old Blank mutters over his paper.
sure enough" Boston Transcript.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Good Stock.

Have ye any ancisters, Mrs. Kelly? %
asked Mrs. O Brien.
"An'phwat's ancisters:"
why, people you sphrung from
Listen to me. Mrs. O'Brien." said
Mrs Kelly. impressively Il come from
the rale shtock az Donahues thot
shpring from nobody. They shpring at
im"-London fit-BitS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
What's in a Name?

Fogc-I heard a pretty compliment
paid Won the other day.
Mrs. Passy-Indeed. May l ask whar
it was?
Focg-I heard someone say how pref
Is Won used 10 be.
Mrs. Passv-Used 10 be, Do You cali
that n compliment: ] call it an obituary
intellectually.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Club Woman Earns ST.,

Mrs. Mary Chalfant, a member of a
prominent club Of Kansas City, went to
Put-in-Bay, O., pledged to earn 81. and
this she did by digging angleworms for
Mrs. J. G. Culbertson Of Cincinnati, who
went fishing.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

when / was feeling miserable; had Sc
we're pains in the back; was restless
and languid; had a dull headache and
neuralgia pains in the limbs and was
otherwise distressed A few boxes OF
the pills effectually routed my ailment
and am glad to acknowledge the ben.
efit / derived
(Signedl CHARLES A. TOWNE.
FosterMilburn Co. Buffalo. n. Y.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents
per box.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
The Farmer.

The farmer minds his peas and Q's),
lie hives his bees he tends his ewes:
ont Ia rhe field his gee and haw
Rcsound above the ravens cav:
Until the ground begins To freeze
lie almost never takes his ease.
But Still amidst his toll and cares
In ali his work the old pillow shares.
Saturday Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Two Good Reasons.

Goofer-In speaking of your automo-
bile, why do you always refer to it in
the feminine gender, as 'sheg"
Shoofer-W ell, the auto is 50 hard to
manage and so blamed expensive.-
Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
The Fact.

He was telling Of a sad catastrophe
where a bucket of earth went crashing
down upon Il laborer in we'll
"Oh, it was pitiful.' exclaimed young
lady listener.
40. it want. marm." was til quick
response. 1T was a pailful. | was
there, and seen the whole ont Boston
Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Having Fun with the Laureate.

However, one did not have to wait long
for proof that Lord Roberts did not ex-
aggerate the danger of the present con
dition of the army. Two days after his
speech a poem on the subject appeared
by Mr.. Austin-London Punch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
An Ounce of Prevention.

Coolle-Do you think DIR. Kwacker's
cough medicine does any good?
Ashley-NOt unless the directions are
followed.
Cooke-What are the directions?
Ashley-Keep the bottle tightly
corked.-Woman's Home Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Up Against the Horses.

Farmer Kornt0p-Our Hiram's writin'
agin from harvard fur more money fur
books.
Mrs. Korutop-Ajr We sure. Slas. thct
he reeiy wants Jhct money fur booksF
Farmer Norntop-I he says he'll
take his oath every cent / send him
goes to the Philad elpIiia
Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

Mistress-My husband. Bridget, is Mt
the head of the state militia.
Bridget fought as much, ma tam.
It's til foine malicious look he has.
ma 'am.-Woman' Home Companion.