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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
IRRITABLE ON THE BENCH.
Retiring Irish Judge Noted for His
III Temper,

III Temper.
After a service OF nearly thirty
years az recorder OF Dublin. Sir Fred
erick Faulkner Is about to retire at the
age Of u.
Sir Frederick Is noted throughout
Ireland as one of the most irritable
Judges upon the bench. and he Is not
slow to uncork the Walls of his wrath
when anything in the handling OF a
case evokes his displeasure.
In his earlier days he was con
stantly in hot water, but it was found
that his bark was worse than his
bite. and after while the counsel
practising in his court learned to re-
ceive with stolidity his Trades Of
abuse.
It was astonishing to chance visit
or to behold a recorder dressing
down lawyer who stood silent before
the torrent OF words. but the lawyer
well knew that before the court closed
the recorder would make amends for
his outbreak by singing the unfortu-
nate attorney to be the recipient OF
some marked compliment.
The retirement Of Sir frederick will
remove from the Irish bench one of
it's most picturesque figures. but his
memory will live In tho legal frater
nifty through the good stories told OF
his outbreaks and apologies.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Mosquitoes Use Judument.

Few mysteries that have lately been
revealed by science make a more pow
erful appeal to the curiosity of intelli-
gent persons that the now wellknown
discrimination exhibited by mosqui-
toes. Why should specimens of the
genus stegomyia alone be capable of
transferring the germs of yellow fever
from one man to another while rep
resentatives of the genus anopheles
display a similar exclusveness in re-
gard to malaria? To a limited ex-
tent, no doubt, climatic and geographi-
cal influences operate, for the malarial
mosquito seems to be more widely
distributed over the earth than is the
one which disseminates yellow fever
Nevertheless. there are regions where
goth genera abound, and In these each
fulfills its own peculiar mission. AL
most equally marvellous is the inabil-
ity of the all too abundant culex to
become infected with either of the dis
eases mentioned or to infect their
human victims.-New York Tribune
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

hands In his work, though he seldom
made practice of doing so. On one
occasion he was present at social
gathering when someone passed re
mark upon the impossibility OF doing
two things at once. Sir EDWIN re-
marked that such thing was possible
and upon being furnished with paper
and pencils proceeded to execute TWO
pictures at the same time. without
hesitation he sketched the profile OF a
deer's head with his right hand,
while his left was engaged upon the
head of a horse, and with such per
lection that no one save those VINO
had witnessed the feat could tell
which was the product of the right
hand and which had been drawn by
the left
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Seeking the Woodchuck Story.

One day. while passing through the
girls department Of the New Hamp-
shire Orphans Home, located on the
old Daniel and Ezekiel Webster home
stead in Franklin. N. H., I observed
a little girl intently turning the
leaves of the Bible, at the book Of
Daniel, says writer in the Boston
Herald.
What are you looking for, my little
girl?" | asked.
81 am trying to find the story about
Daniel and the woodchuck." she re.
piled.
Il hardly think you will find 1t
there, said.
Well" she exclaimed. perhaps |
can find 1t in Ezekiel" and she at
once turned to the book Of Ezekiel,
and continued her search.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
"American Duchess" Comma

The duchess of Marlborough for
merly Miss Consuelo Vanderbilt of
New York. has sailed for New York,
intending to spend some time with
her relatives In this country. Some
Celebrates are being arranged In her
honor at DeeDdale. the summer home
of her brother, William X. Vanderbilt.
Jr.. whittier she will go Immediately
on her arrival
What beautiful hat you're wear
ing today"
I'm so glad you like il. You have
such good taste"
Yes, | had one just like it-last
year. Tales.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Every housekeeper should know
that TX they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they Will
save not only time. because 1t never
sticks to the iron, but because each
package contains IS Ozone full
pound-while all the other Cold Water
Starches are put up in 3-4-pound pack
ages, and the price Is the same. 10
cents. Then, again. because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals. IL your grocer tries to sell you a
12-oz. package 1t Is because he has
stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose OF before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures &c ozs." Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance of the iron
sticking. Defiance never sticks.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
TORTURED BY ECZEMA.
Body Mass Of Sores-Could not Sleep
Spent Hundreds Of Dollars on
Doctors, but Grew Worse
Cured by cuticura for 50.

"Cuticura saved the life Of my
mother, Mrs. VIM. F. Davis, OF Stony
Creek, Conn. Hers was the worst
eczema I ever saw. She was hardly
able to eat or sleep. Her head and
body was a mass of sores, and she de-
SPARED of recovery Finally, after
spending hundreds of dollars on doc
tors. growing worse all the time, liv-
Ing in misery for years, with hair
whitened from suffering and body ter
ribly disfigured, she was completely
cured by two cakes Of Cuticura Soap,
five boxes Of Cuticura, and three bot
ties OF Cuticura Resolvent.--Geo. G.
Davis, 161 w. 36th St., N. Y"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
English Authors to Visit America

America having become the most re-
munerative market for fiction the in
clination of famous authors to visit
the States naturally becomes more
general. Sir Gilbert Parker is now i'm
Canada and is coming to New York
early in September for fortnight
rest. Mrs. Humphrey Ward has prac-
tically decided to come over in De-
cember for visit of two or three
months. A luminous figure In Sir Gil
berts next novel will be an Amcri-
can man and 1t would not be surpris-
ing If. as a natural sequence Of her
observations. Mrs. Ward should in
due time paint picture of the Ameri,
can girl
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Ladies Crossed Over pontoon,

M. Bertreaux, the French minister
Of war, is man Of resource. It
rained the other day in Paris with 4
remorseless fury. There was an exhi-
bition Of fencing which drew all Paris
and when It was over the ladies' found
the street turned into a lake. How
were they to CROSSE All the military
men, especially the engineers, were
nonplused. Then the minister had an
inspiration. He sent some soldiers for
chairs and double line Of these was
made across the street like a pontoon.
Each distracted dame took the hand
OF a soldier and was conveyed over
the spectacle nffording much gratifi.
cation to the rest of the company.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
For Twenty Yeara.

"Other chill remedies have sprung
UP, fiourished for a brief season, then
passed away-even from memory
but for twenty long years Chatham
Chill Tonic has been in the field Of
action. The reason Is simple. II has
the merit. It actually cures Chills and
Fevers while the majority Of others
merely promise to. One bottle guar
anteed to cure any one case.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
This 10 No Joke.

Hunts Cure has saved more peo
ple from the 'Old Scratch than any
other known agent. simply because 1t
makes scratching entirely unnecesr
sary. One application relieves any
form Of itching skin disease that ever
afflicted mankind. One box guaran-
teed to cure any one case
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
The Houston & Texas Central +

The Houston & Texas Central rail-
road takes pleasure in announcing the
Inauguration of through sleeper serv-
ice between Houston and Denver, and
Galveston, Houston and st. Louis. the
Houston-Denver sleeper running via
the H. 4 T. C. to Fort Worth, F. w. &
d. c. (the Denver road and Colorado
4 Southern Ry. to Denver, and the
Galveston, Houston-St. Louis sleeper
running via the G.. H. & N. to Hous-
ton. H. 4 r. c. to Denison and NJ, K.
& r. Ry. to st. Louis.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Restricted Suffrage.

Politics getting lively now" some
one said to Brother Williams.
Yes, sub he replied, but dey
don't low po' man mo- dan one vote
Constitution.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Three Bales It Hill. Prairie.

Hills Prairie, Texas: The first bale
Of the new crop Of cotton came into
this gin on Wednesday, the second
and third on Thursday. The gin is
not yet ready. and none Of it Is ginned
yet. There will be several more to-
day IL the gin can get started.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

In Sheffield and some other English
northern cities, whenever child Is
lose the relatives chalk an announce
ment on the sidewalk describing the
wanderer and giving the name and ad-
dress of its relatives.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

London has fewer suicides than any
other great capital. While Paris has
400 suicides per million per year, Lon
don has only ninety.
Be sure your stolen sweets aren't
merely sugar coated.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Bio Cluster Of Pears.

Taylor. Texas: In show window
in this city Is q cluster of pears, sew
enteen In number, grown on a sprig
less than ten inches in length. It
was grown In the orchard OF G.. w. H.
Davis, northwest of the city. 1t is a
curiosity, showing the prolificacy Of
Williamson county soil.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Black Trash,

Miss Sinclair-Wha didn't he mahry
dat Coopab gal?
Mr.. Frothingham-Oh she done
funk at de latest minute wouldn't
lend him dollar fob t. git de license
wif.-Puck.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The boy had to describe our Lords
first miracle The turning OF water
into wine. he wrote. was the first
miracle and 1t happened at Cana.
Then he added: After that everybody
went to Cana for water"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Spitefui.

whats the subject of Elias essay?"
"Harmonies."
And how does she illustrate III"
by putting a blue ribbon In her
odious mop of red hair"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

An Enblishman says that the people
OF the United States are nerve-racked,
bald-headed, gray-headed. catarrhal
people, who do not know how to live.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Tainted Money.

Church-What is tainted money, any
way.
Gotham-Why, tainted. money Is
money which Is out of reach of the
man who so designates it.--Yonk-
ers Statesman.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The menu Of the Luray hotel Is not
as extensive as that Of some hotels
Topics has stopped at. The girl
comes around and asks: What will
you have, beefsteak or eggs-how do
you want your eggs?'
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

While pursuing a mouse. Nine. De
latour of Paris broke through the floor
Of her room and found in the hole a
brass box containing gold coins of the
value of $1,000.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Beeville, Texas: The weather still
continues uncomfortably warm, yester.
days temperature record being 1O2,
being the fourth day that 1t has gone
over 100.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
'3sIM96kIod pus ,sluoIsuv
Doc Adams Gata Bail.

Beaumont, Texas: Doc Adams vas
admitted bail In the sum OF 500 be-
for Justice Showers yesterday after
noon. He Is charged with theft Of
more than $50.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Hes infatuated with her, isn't he?'
81 should say so; he says he for
gets himself when in her presence.
Wouldn't that kill you?"
Gee! He must forget her face,
too. Houston Post.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

can be obtained only by using De-
fiance Starch, besides getting OF.
more for same money-no cooking re-
Quired.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Nothinu Left but the Bark.

"He belongs to one of our oldest
families. but he is consumptive. He
coughs dreadfully.'
Eyes; he says all he ever got from
the family tree was the bark"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
II knocka Malaria Out.

1.-THE old reliable Cheatham's Chill
manently than any other remedy. One
bottle is guaranteed to cure any one
case. You can't lose. Try 1t.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

1.-THE mind that is parallel with the
laws of nature will be in the current
OF events, an strong with their
strength. Emerson.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

"Well, dern the luck!" muttered
Samson through his close-cropped
beard after Delilah and her Philistines
had finished with him. "Buncoed, and
by one O. them lady BARRIERS, tool"
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Bacon never speak of the Fourth
Of July as independence day.
Egbert-Why not?
why. | was married on that day.
-Yonkers Statesman.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Don't get giddy and spend all your
money trying to get something for
nothing.
The record for rapid typewriting Is
$4,000 words IN seven hours.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

When some people spend their time
in self-contemplation 1t looks to others
like time thrown away.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Hot at orance

Orange, Texas: For four days past
the thermometer has ranged high be-
tween 10 q. m. and 5 p. m. II got up
to 90 in the shade yesterday after.
noon at $3.50, with not the slightest
breeze.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Sensibje Housekeepers

win have Defiance Starch, not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money, but also because OF
superior quality.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

ked Cross Bag Blue Is much the best. Il
whitens the clothes most beautifully. Your
grocer knows about it.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

II we save a child we save multi
plication table.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

This exceedingly uncomfortable feel.
ing can be relieved by rubbing the
shoes with olive or castor oil while
they are on the feet and allowing 1t to
dry In.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The first woman on the English
stage was Mrs Chapman, who ap-
peared as Ianthe in the Siege OF
Rhodes 1866.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

At a London theater. at which a
musical play is ha wing long rum the
members of the orchestra play chess
on miniature boards during the waits
between acts.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Even after Charley has covered q
multitude of sins good many OF them
are still in the open.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The crosses that we make for our
selves are not the ones. that win us
crowns.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Gibson Well Water thoroughly eliminates
Uric Acid. We ship II. The Gibson Well
Wster Co. Mineral Wells, Texas.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The Towering evergreen, camellia,
was brought from Japan by Spanish
Jesuit named Kamel; hence the name.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

"Dyspepsia Tormentcd Nc for Years. DIR.
David Kennedy y Fayorite Remedy me- Mrs @.
w. Dougherty, hilive, n. J. Used years. sIoo
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The average salary of professor II
Harvard College is q little less thar
$4,000.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The lawyer often goes home and
hears his wife lay down the law.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

The man who wants to profit by
wrong doing Is never at a loss for an
excuse.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Sea-water serum has been found dis
tinctly beneficial in the early stages Of
pulmonary disease.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Defiance Starch Is put up is ounces
in package, 10 cents. One-third
more starch for the same money.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Norway is about ESQ miles wide in
the south.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

uccANH,S DETECTIVE A0ENcY,
Houston, Texas, operates the largest force
Of competent detectives In the South.
They reader written opinions In cases mot
handled by them. Reasonable rates.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Ladies who take pride In clear white
clothes should use Red Cross Bag Blue.
All grocers sell it.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Is there any such thing as being alb
solutely urselfsh?
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Do Your Clothes Look Yeiiowf
Then use Defiance Starch, 1t will
keep them white-16 o. for 10 cents.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Great Painter Amb jdextrous.

Sir Edwin Landseer. the famous
animal painter. was able 10 use both
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

Long before tobacco was introduced
in England smoking was common.
The favorite smoke" was the dried
leaves OF coltsfoot.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19

What are you laughing at, Mr.,
Smith,
"One of your fathers stories. Miss
Kjones."
"Oh, don't you think papas funny"
positively ridiculous
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1905-08-19
Toads Plentiful Near Boston.

The toad crop in the suburbs Is re-
ported to be largely in excess of any
thing noticed in former years. and he
the brown tail moth. Shakespeare
knew what he was talking about when
he wrote that the toad has precious
Jewel in his head. Boston Tran
script.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-04-06
The CondItIone Are Eaey,

Letters should deal with the writer's
experiences since he settled in the
Southwest. They should tell how much
money he had when he arrived, what
he did when he first came, what meas
ure of success has since crowned his
efforts and what he thinks of that por-
ton of the country in which he is
located. Letters should not be less than
300 nor more than 1900 words in length,
and will be used for the purpose of ad-
vertising the Southwest. Letters are
desired not only from farmers and farm
ers' wives, but also from merchants,
school teachers, clergymen; from every
one who has story to tell and who
knows how to tell it. Poetical contri-
buttons are not wanted.
All cannot win prizes, but by their
contributions they can assist The West
erT Trail in its efforts to colonize and
upbuild the Southwest.
Contest closes June 30, 1908. Prizes
will be awarded as soon thereafter as
results can be determined. Address
The Western Trail, 736-144 Van
Buren, Street Chicago. ILL.,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-04-06
MSyOoro WlIJon

The following letter is only one Of
many thousands which are on file in
the Pinkham office, and go to prove
beyond question that Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound must be .
remedy Of great merit, otherwise IL
could not produce such marvellous re.
suits among sick and ailing women.
Dear Mrs, Pinkham:-
About nine months ago was great sue-
ferer with womb trouble, which caused me
severe pain extreme nervousness and fire.
quent headaches, from which the doctor
failed to relieve me. tried Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, and within q
short time felt better, and after taking five
bottles Of 1t | was entirely cured therefore
heartily recommend your Compound as q
splendid uterine tonic, 1t makes the monthly
periods regular and without pain and what
a blessing 1t Is to find such n remedy after so
many doctors fail to help you. am pleased
to recommend it to all suffering women ~
Mrs. Sara Wilson, 81 East I'd Street. Cincin-
natl, Ohio.
If you have suppressed or painful
menstruation, weakness of the stom-
ach, indigestion, bloating, leucorrhma,
flooding nervous prostration, dizzi-
ness. faintness, don't-care and
want-to- be-left. alone" feeling. ex-
citability, baclache or the blues, these
are sure indications of female weak
ness, some arrangement of the uterus
or ovarian trouble. In such cases there
Is one tried and true remedy--Lydia
K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-04-06
Hens for Hatohlnn.


In spite Of the fact that incubators
and brooders have been brought to a
great state Of perfection, the old hen
will still be used on most farms. The
hen is more skillful producer Of
chicks than is the incubator in the
hands of the average man and woman.
Where only few fowls are kept and
only few chicks are desired the hen
will still hold her popularity. We
believe that where the farmer desires
to keep a goodsized flock of hens
and to raise yearly in excess Of 100
chicks the incubator should be used.
tut we realize the fact that on mil.
ions Of our farms just enough fowls
are kept to consume the scraps from
the table.
The hens for setting purposes must
come from some of the breeds that
have not had the maternity instinct
bred out Of them. We would not
think Of selecting any of the Leghorn
breeds for sitters. Probably there is
no breed that produces better sitters
than the Plymouth Rocks. But in Sc
lecting a fowl for this work, prefer
ence should be given to those that
are light in weight, as the heavy fowls
both break eggs and trample chicks to
death. We have found the lighter
weights to give most excellent salts
faction. While they cannot cover SO
many eggs as the larger fowls they
will bring more chicks to maturity.