Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-03-25


found to be very little, indeed.-MiAe-
apolis News.
The New York physician who wants,
to drown all the idiots overestimates
the supply of water.-Washingto
Evening Star.
The Gar probably regrets now that
he did not carry out any of his plans
for going to the front with the army.
Washington Post.
Russia's third fleet should take along
the guns from the Bourse Esplanade,
so that the people at home would be
safe.-Montreal Star.
The man-in-a-hurry at the railroad
crossing, who crawls under NOV
ing train, reaches the Other Side, all
right.-Newport News Press.
In view of his public spirit in own
ing up to S5,000,000 perhaps one OF
the Carnegie hero medals ought to go
to Mr.. Carnegie-New York Mail.
1t is said the late Governor Lowndes,
of Maryland, never used an oath. And
yet he was an unusually successful
polltician.--Macon (Ga) Telegraph.
Bread 1000 years old has been dis
covered in the ruins of Pompeii. That
must be where some of our American
restaurants get their supply.-Atlanta
Journal.
1t may be well for the Russian au-
thorities TO court-martial Stoessel, but
ii would be better for Stoessel to court
martial the uthorities.-Toronto Mail
and Empire.
If Cassie gets out on bail there is
no hope for the remaining Ohio bank
ers, unless they get in their safes and
pull the doors shut after tnem.-Bir-
mingham Age-Herald
A diamond worth 100000 has been
found near Pretoria. This beats all
records. But wait until it is lost by
a popular actress or a Wall street
broker.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
1t might be well to force every
automobile to carry crew consist
ing of licensed chauffeur, conductor,
brakeman, flagman, doctor and claim
agent.-Indianapol Star.
1t is stated that. practically every
man, woman and child in Japan
smokes cigarettes. The japanese don't
fight like a people addicted to hitting
the pipe.-Newport News Pross.
A Chicago man with sixteen chill
dren complains that he is not able to
send six of them to school. He might
get blackboard and start a school of
II
A woman reformer declares that
1.-The bachelor is an evil" 1t is wom-
ans business to eradicate evils like
that, and they are the only ones that
can do it.-Wilmington On. c. Star.
The Cuban Senate has appropriated
100000 to clean up the island. IL
the Otficeholders down there do not
clean up the appropriation, Cuba may
yet get good bath.-Atlanta Journal.
Some of the kind Russian manufac-
turers have offered to advance their
helps wages to $40 a month. Is il
quite safe to enrich the uneducated
classes so suddenly ?-Ohio State Jour
nal
London policeman has been dis
charged for stealing milk from door
steps on his beat and drinking Ii.
Still, why sacrifice policeman with
that kind of thirstl- Milwaukee SEN
tinel
American farm products were worth
approximately $5,OOO,OOOOOO last year.
This is why panics may come and
panics may go on Wall street, but the
country goes on forever.-Atlanta Con-
stitution.
Boat-rockers can have almost as
much fun in winter by conducting
skating parties over thin ice and steer
Ing bobsleds down hills crossed by
railroad tracks.-Columbus (OD State
Journal
The German Emperor has inter
vened to settle the coal strike in his
imperial domain, perhaps being fully
cognizant of the fact that his act is
not an original one.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
, The Japanese are still a simple,
! primitive people. They have not as
I yet acquired the habit of throwing
I mud at their heroes when the latter
q attempt to return home.-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald.
5 Tom Lawson says and comes very
e near to proving, that the trust is the
r money powers magic jimmy" for
+ breaking into the strongholds where
= the peoples savings are stored
r Charleston Is. c. Post.
There are no skyscrapers I'm Berlin.
1 No house erected in that city is al
lowed to be over seventy-three feet in
> height. This rule is to preserve the
architectural unity and beauty of the
/ city. Nashville banner.
The thieves that made away with
the jewels of some of those in attend.
:, ance at Chlcago's charity ball belong
, to that school of charity which teaches
. that the Lord helps those that helm
+ themselves. indianapolis Star.
A brave man, a ruler of truly royal
o mold. would have asked no greater on
4, portunity In life than to have stepnad
. out among his aggrieved people upon
the palace square and met them fnce
+ to face. in kindness and in trust
Columbia Is. c. State.
+ For threatening to shoot man an
4 other has been sent to tail In Ken-
/ lucky. Verify. the Dlue Grass STATE
l. has fallen upon evil days when il
g comes to pass that the law presumas
- to step i'm between n giant la,noprs ..,,..