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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
AN OFFER
Of BLISS
Kansas Man Wants a
Wife From Fair
Honolulu.

Any Honolulu woman not over 35
years of age, if she be pretty, with
some means of her own, and willing to
be married, can be accommodated with
"a husband in Kansas man who, by
his own statement, is a fairly prosper
Gus citizen, formerly of Missouri, but
who need only a wife to complete his
earthly bliss. The only other require
ments are that such a prospective wife
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
MAY BOTH RECOVER.

Monta Asana. an attempt on whose
life was made about noon yesterday
will probably recover. She is at the
japanese hospital on Liliha street and
inquiry at 1880 last night revealed the
fact that she was, if anything, improv-
ing, although she has a bullet in her
lung. Her assailant, <, Shiriashi, Is
also at the same hospital and Is like
wise expected to recover.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05

shall be a Protestant, her nationality
being no object
j. Bryant Kellar is the name of the
would-be husband. He has made his
wishes known to the Mayor of Ho-
nalula,'' and the discerning postmaster
hands of Chairman George w. Smith
OF the Board of Supervisors, as ap-
preaching more nearly a mayor than
Iany one else in the community. Mr.
kellar's letter is as follows:
Blue Mound, Kan.
Oct. Sth, 1905.
Mayor of Honalula.
Dear Sir: You will please pardon me
for the liberty 1 take i'll asking the
favor of which L am about to make
and knowing that you are a very
popular and influential gentleman and
one that can be relied on, as L am
middle aged man of temperate habits
and alone in the world will ask you to
assist me in procureing a life helpmate
"a wife-not finding any fault of our
ladies here but have great desire for
a good kind lady from your city or
country-one that would love and ap-
preciate the kindness of true loving
husband Now to tell you something
of my self which is very necessary in
a case of this kind, and should there
be any doubt arise in reference to my
statements viii give reffs from the best
people of our country
Ref No. II. r. Hance, merchant,
1145 Olive ST., st. Louis, Mo.
Ref No. Erred Hall, banker Fulton,
Kansas.
Can give a score if desired.
I have been ingaged in the mdse
business in st. Louis, Mo, but sold my
business some time ago and am out in
Kan visiting a sister and resting UP for
while. Will take up my business
again a soon as I am married / would
like a lady for a wife not over 35 years
of age and pretty with equal means and
willing to help her husband in business
which may be if she desires all in her
own name and right. I care not what
nationality a lady may be If a Protlst-
ant and all of those writing me must
give description and particulars in full
liz first letter and state amt of means
and send photo. Curiosity seekers anu
pass time letters not recognized must
mean business and to the point. Now
II are SuCcSSSl III III SStlAhS liz g
life partner-soon as I am married you
shall be well paid for your kindness
and servacis and will make deposit in
bank payable to you soon as am mar
ried to the one of my choice NOW L
want to ask a few questions. what
is the population of Honalula? Please
send me copy of a daily news paper
of the largest circulation After get
ting the full meaning of my letter Will
you kindly had it to the Governor OF
editor and possibly they can help me IN
this matter and you need not hesitate
in recommending me for my statements
will bare Investigation. for l have no
desire or object to practice any deceit
and the fair one that wins me never
will regret it. Inclosed you VIII ma
a proof not a regular photo but VIII
give an idea of my appearance. NO"
in conclusion will say do all you can
for me do not owe cent and am
ready 10 wed soon as I can ina my
ideal trusting to hear from you soon as
with best wishes am very
Respt
T. BRYANT KELLAR.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
THE NEED AND PROSPECTS
Of A LOCAL STEAMER
Nearly Million Dollars Said to Be Ready to
Buy One.--The Bookings for
the Winter.

T looks very much Honolulu subscribers will local
said F. W. Mac
yesterday.
steamship two for that for then their money
invested in their business
this community dry money by
porations which home islands. All
steamship companies practically foreign corporations We
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
AFTERNOON REPORT.

4 and similar
The trouble at Odessa
is not control
Procurator Synod
church
November 4Fnand has practically established an
of arrived
Finland
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
ChINA'S TARDY PREPARATION.

HONGKONG, November 5-An edict
the punishment of those guilty of the Lenchou
ordering the of missions The veroy
will be held responsible for further
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
THE CLOUDS
HAVE LIFTED
Situation in Russia Better---FinIand
Comes 10 her Own.-.Odessa's
Hospitals TEEN With Wounded.
(Associated Press Cablegrams.)

Cablegrams)
ST. PETERSBURG, November s-Coun de Witte is con-
trolling the situation disorder ceasng.
The railway
o discontinue classification O Finland.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
THE BLOODY AFTERMATH.

ODESSA, November s-The and
replaced by infantry.
believed is Jewish of
the city is abandoned and devastated.
The hospitals contain vounded.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
A BREEZE IN OKLAHOMA.

MOUNTAIN VIEW (Oka.), November 5-Seven lives have
lost many injured damage by cyclone
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
GERMANY AND A TREATY.

WASHINGTON, November 5-Germany ready nego-
tiate a tariff treaty
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-05
A NAVAL DEMONSTRATION.

WASHINGTON November 5.-Gunboats have been ordered
to investigate of missionaries
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
VILLAGE CONSCIENCE.
Instructive, but Frequently Breed
of Shaky Responsibility.

Instructive, but Frequently a Breeder
of Shaky Responsibility.
A familiar figure appeared on the
witness stand the other day in the
brea ch-of promise suit brought by a
young woman against a married man,
veteran horse trader from Pennsyl-
vania town. The witness, Il young
she saw the defendant taking dinner
with the complainant in Pittsburg
restaurant. and. being convinced that
he was considerably out of place
where he was" she spoke right out"
"How's your wife," she asked him.
She met the two together Il year later,
and again pointedly asked him, "How's
your wife"
Everyone will recognize this witness
as the embodiment of the Village Con
science. She saw married man old
enough to know better taking dinner
with young woman in the city. Her
duty, as she read it, was plain to her.
The argument of Il Eighty generation
that she was not her neighbours keep
err, that she was not called upon to
butt in,' did not weigh with her. II
the young woman did not know that
her table companion was married. she
must be told; if she did. why. then,
both must be pointedly reminded Of a
fact they seemed to ignore; the knock
ing at the gate" in the form Of cen
serious village opinion, must be heard
under the battlements Of that castle
in Spain. "How's your wife, asked
the determined neighbor woman.
Such IL the wont of the Village Con
science 1t is an intrusive thing; it
is sharp tongued, it is a butter-in; but
it often acts as a bracer to a course Of
conduct that may need it, 1t keeps
tabs on the ways OF village people. 1t
minds other peoples business. particu-
larly when other people are enjoying
themselves If it does not add to the
joys of village life. If it sometimes mar
rows the village horizon. and in the
form Of idle gossip blights instead Of
blesses. nevertheless it makes for dec
Orum possibly for character. Incident
ally, it is probably minor explana-
ton of the constant emigration from
the small town to the great cities
New York Mail.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Nell--11ow do you like my new pho
tograph? Bell-Lovely! l never should
have known that it was you.-Somcr
vile Journal.
Book Agent-NOw, sir, can sci
you an encyclopedia. Old Jobn--Noa
don't thirk so. I'm tew old to rid
nOw.-Punch.
He-After all, you know. there's
nothing to beat Il good musical com
edy! She (hesitating)-No; except
perhaps, MISUNDERSTANDING.
Goodwin hear you gave twenty
five dollars to help repair the church
Graspit-You have been misinformed
! merely subscribed that amount
Chicago News
Friend-Why do You allow your
daughter to bang the piano so hard
I'apa-Im hoping she'll either spraii
her wrist or bust the instrument -
Chicago News.
80 You were at Mrs. Aarrable',
dinner yesterday, Flossie. What was
INV linz really van W.
you. for didn't take any. IFS thin.
very seldom toch."
Teacher suppose you know, Har
ry. that in keeping you after school
punish myself as well as you? Harr!
Yes, MN; that's why don't mlnt
it.-Boston Transcript.
mo. l won't give you a piece OF m,
apple" snapped his sister. you meal
thing"! said the boy. Wasn't it nit
that spoiled the piano, so that yor
didn't have to practice for week."
Ernie-Gussie Sapp says if | refuse
him he will go away and join either
the Japanese or Russian army. Bell;
Then accept him. Those nations
have enough trouble alraady-Chi
cago News.
Harold-Did your charity hall real.
lie anything for charity? Dolly-WeIl
rather. Old JabeZ GotroX sat in {;
Nraught, got pneumonia, died next day
and left ten thousand dollars to an or
phan asylum-I'uck.
Miss Peppery-Shc says you appear
to have habit Of telling all you know
ChOlly-Fawncy! Why neyah me-
her till lawst evening, and then only
for five minutes. Miss Peppcry
Well?--Philadelphl Ledger.
Yes, he began here as an Office
boy" And, l suppose, mastered ev
cry detail of the business, so that b,
could take charge of the great estab
lishment." mo. he married the senior
partners daughter. '-Exchange.
SmpsOn-Williams has always 6
good supply OF nice fresh eggs. How
does he get them? ThompsOn--IIi>
peighbOrs all keep fowls and never
lock their fowlhouse doors. Simpson
All, l see! Poachcd eggs. eh?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
A Slave of PrOSDeriiY.

Mrs. Porter had married late in life,
and married a rich man. after years
of prudent scrimping and much care.
How does Annabel look" asked
one Of Mrs. POrter's old ncighb0rs of
another who had been visiting the
bride of a year. Does she appear sat
isf1ed?'
"Oh, yes. she's satisfied and happy,
and all that" said the old friend. slow
ly. but you know folks can't get won't
ed to things all of sudden; and so
there will come times now an again
when Annabel looks as if the kettle
was b'ilin' over and she was tied hand
and foot so she couldn't get to the
stove It's not for me to say how she
feels"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

graduated in 1850. General Wilson
made brilliant record during the civil
war. being brevetted on several Occa-
sions for gallant conduct. For time
he left the service and engaged in rail
way and engineering operations. but
soon was reappolnted He was born
In Southern Illinois in September.
1887.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

In every country of the civilized
world Sisters of Charity are known.
Not only do they minister to the spir-
itual and Intellectual needs of the
charges committed to their care, but
they also minister to their bodily
needs.
With so many children to take care
of and to protect from climate and dis
ease, these wise and prudent Sisters
have found Peruna Il never failing safe
guard.
DR.. Hartman receives many letters
from Catholic Sisters from all over the
United States. A recommend recently
received from Catholic institution in
Detroit, Mich, reads as follows:
DR.. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dear Sir: 1.-THE young girl who used
the Peruna was suffe ring from laryn-
gifts and loss of voice. The result of
the treatment was most satisfactory.
She found great relief, and after
further use of the medicine we hope
to be able to say she is entirely cured"
Sisters of Charity.
The young girl was under the care of
the Sisters of Charity and used Pe:una
for catarrh OF the throat with good re-
suits as the above letter testifies.
Send to The Pcruna Medicine Co.
Columbus, Ohio, for free book writ
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

The crew Of the whalcr Lara Han
News, frozen in monster iceberg
female polar bear and two cubs, the
cubs nesting against the mother. The
berg stood out Of the water fully 100
feet and the ice wherein the bears
were entOmbed was clear as a crystal
How long the animals had been locked
in their winter palace is matter Of
conjecture, but they were at least 20
feet above the water
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

ing David Meekison.
DR.. Hartman, one OF the best known
physicians and surgeons in the United
States, was the first man to formulate
Peruna. 1t was through his genius
and perseverance that it was introduced
to the medical profession of this coun-
try.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
ma, write at once to DR.. Hartman, Civ
ing full statement OF your case and
he will be pleased to give you his val
liable advice gratis
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
the Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus, G..
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

the things we want it to do.
Men must enter into the eternal for
the infinite has entered into them.
You may build your own fortune,
but you will need God for the archi-
tect.
The love of money never yet lived
in the same house with the love of
man.
Men may differ on their theories of
sun-Spots, but they agree on the sun
shine.
Keep your faith with God and you
will not be so likely to lose your faith
in man.
Some men are like matches; there
is nothing in their heads until you
strike them.
A man who will only be as honest
as lie has to be will be as dishonest
as he can be.
AS soon as the Christian forgets his
Master he is likely to stub his toe on
some mystery.
Some men think they are mighty
engines because their caky boilers
make much noise.
A man may be very tender in pray
err and yet avail him nothing if he is
cruel to his beasts.
When man Is commissioned by
God he is not going to turn back on
account Of the commands of men.
A good man may stand on danger
Gus rocks like a lighthouse, but he
must not sail among them or he will
be wreck.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
The Swift Specific Company, Atlanta. Ga.

A trial was recently made In Austria
to decide in how short a time living
trees could be converted into news
papers. At Essential, at I: 35 in the
morning, three trees were sawn down,
at 9:30 the wood, having been stripped
of bark, cut up, and converted into
pulp. became paper, and passed from
the factory to the press, whence the
first printed and folded copy was is
sued at 10 o'clock. So that in 145 min
utes the trees had become newspapers.
A well-known artist was once en-.
gagged upon sacred picture. according
to MAINLY About People," A very
handsome old model named Smith sat
for the head OF st. Mark. Artist and
model became great friends, but when
the picture was finished they lost
sight of one another. One day, how.
ever the artist, wandering about the
Geological Gardens. came upon his old
model, with broom in his hand. look.
ing very discOnsOlate. "Hullo, Smith,"
said he; you don't look very CHEEKY.
What are you doing now?' well
amt doin' much, sir, and that's a fact.
I'm engaged in these ere gardens
a-cleanin' hout the helephants' stables;
a nice occupation for one O. the twelve
apostles, amt it, slr?"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

eran. For a long
time he was chief
OF the engineer
corps, and previ-
Ously had been in
charge of river and
harbOr improve
ments on LAX e
Erie. From 1889
to 1893 he was ST.
perintendent of the
West Point Mill
tary Academy,
whence he was
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Teacher suppose you know, Har-
~, that in keeping you after school
punish myself as we'll as YOU? Harry
Yes, MN; that's why don't mind
h.-BOSton Transcript.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Small / get off this end of the carr
said lady to the conductor on n
Santa Fe train the other day. as it
pulled into Topeka. Just suit your
self, madam" said the conductor,
both ends stop" Topeka Capital.
The ParsOn--I intend to pray that
you may forgive Casey for having
thrown that brick at you. The Patient
-Mebbe yer riv-rence 'ud be saving
tonne if ye'd just wait till Oh git well
an then pray for Casey.--Brooklyn
Life.
HE poses as reformcr. doesn't
he?" "Oh, he's worse than q reform
or. His ideas would upset the whole
social and business world. He says il
he had his way he'd put in Jail every
body who ought to be there. "-Phill-
delphia Press.
Young Lady-You are wonderful
master of the piano. hear. Professor
Won Spieler (hired for the occasion)--I
blay aggompanilnents sometimes.
Young neutrality-suspicious. to sing.
ing? Professor Won Spieler-Aggom.
paniments to gonversations.-New
York Weekly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
A Cleau Sweep.

Didn't that burglar take your
breath away"
NO, he left that. 1t was about the
only thing he didn't take.
Plain Dealer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

L nave uSeu several
bottles OF Peruna
and feel greatly ben
Gifted thereby from
my catarrh OF the
head, and feel en-
couraged to believe
that its continued
use will fully eradi-
cate a disease Of
tbIrtV N-cncS' ctnnI
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Goodwin hear you gave twenty.
FIVE dollars to help repair the church?
have been misnformed
merely subscribed that amount
Chicago News
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

You Can Get Alters Foot Ease FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsed, Leroy, N. V, for a
free sample OF Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures chill.
blains, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet
1t makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain
cure for Corns and Bunions All druggists sell
1t. Csc. Don't accept any substitute.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Cd often says,
watt but he
n e V er 81 y $,
Worry
No trial comes
without a tri-
umph in it some
where.
The hands are
apt to think that
they make the
clock go.
Money can do
everything except
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Friend-Why do you allow your
daughter to bang the piano so hard!
Papa-I'm hoping she'll either sprain
her wrist or bust the instrument
Chicago News. /.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

The Rev. Wilson s. Fritch, late pastor
OF the Pilgrim church at Attleboro,
Mass. will 90 on the stage. His first
appearance will be in the character Of
Hamlet.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Mr.. Gooder-Here's book I'd very
much like to have our daughter read.
1t contains some good advice for girl
Of her age Mrs. Gooder-Very well.
I'll forbid her to tOl,ch n
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

$50 you were at Mrs. Marrable's
dinner yesterday, Flossie. What was
the menu like?' II really can't tell
you, for didn't take any. It's thing
l very seldom tOch."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Burly Party-Are you aware sir.
that you deliberately placed your UNI
brella in my ear last evening? Little
Bifferton-Very careless OF me, I'm
sure! wonder what became OF it,
and Would 1t be too much trouble
70 ask YOU to return it?-Tit Bits.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind. bleeding or Trotrudng Piles.
OINTMENT fails to cure you in to II
days. soc.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

TITO Permanently Cured. No fits nerve dsness
flo after first days Of DR. Klne's Great Nerve
Kesorer. Send for Free 2 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. II. L. Kline, Ltd a7' Arch ST.. PHILADELPHIA. Pc
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Qunine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money If 1t fails to cure.
+. w. Groves signature is on each box 25c
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

You can see some pretty points
about n girl Of sixteen. and rejoice in
them without any fear that she il
made up.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

1t is stated that Drs OFT and Hirsch,
who attended the wife of the Car when
the heir to the Russian throne was born,
received $5O,OON each.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Heater all, you know, there's
nothing to beat a good musical com.
edy! She (hesitating)-No; except,
perhaps, Shakspeare.-Excha
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

General James II. Wilson, who has
been appointed chairman of the nau-
gural committee. is q celebrated yet.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
syrup the best remedy to Use for their children
during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
ten bv DR.. Hartman.

ten by Dr. Hartman.
The following letter is from Congress
man Meekison, OF Napoleon, Ohio:
The Pcruna Medicine Co., Columbus,
o.. Gentlemen. 81 have usod Snveral
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09

Piso Cure is a remedy for coughs, colds
st druggists.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
Not At Alllyu tn Date.

'She elOped with her fathers cOacn-
man."
How common"
Indeed. yes: and they have the
loveliest chauffeur, too.
Leader
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
RAMS HORN BLASTS.

Warning Notes Calling the Wicked to
Repentance.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-01-09
Female Diseases and Disorders

Of every nature successfully treated.
Also secluded home for ladies' before
and during confinement. Consult lady
physician. free. in person or by mali.
Confidential. Paris-New York Medical
1917 Second Av Corner Union. p 8.
Box SIS. Seattle. Wash.