The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-07
With the Long B0ap.
go what is SO rare as night in June .
Eye NATURES walks, shoot folly as 1t

80 what is night in June =
when you sleep right thru without being by the wealth
er bureau employing 40ton 2bion voltage electric
in the yard and tossing few wind riot
tip that has cost you 500 to have set
out have it in for climate that works nights and makes
YOU feel the morning if the baby had begun eethng
How do you enjoy the conversation of who is
always condemng somebody to hades The late Senator
Hoar of Massachusetts, greatly dsked profanity but
compelled listen to it. One day when certain poll
can, who usually cussed everything matter of habit
because he really wanted cursed went to Senator
Hoars committee confer with him subject Of
considerable Importance Mr. Hoar indicated seat to him
and remarked:
''Now Mr. Blank, before we enter upon discussion Of
this question shall that everybody and everything
is damned. Then talk it amcaby.''
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Anybody raise raishes and tomatoes but get the
cucumbers we'll under way before the squash bug them
and hands them few assorted bites requires talent.
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By crossing varieties of walnut Luther Burbank has
produced which makes the fastest growth of any tree
known He regards this achievement OF immense import
commercially for it will vastly extend the Of walnut
in the manufacture of furniture If he produce any
thing that will grow faster than the box elder weed it will
be marvel. .-'
The Actors Church alliance beautiful charity in New
York city, has been advised by Mary Shaw the ady pres
dent of the alliance that the most needfu and practical
for In cold weather. when there is strong draft
from the back of the stage the public heart has been led to
bleed for the poor chorus lady, say nothing of Of
the leading artists the musical comedies owing the
IRENE paucy of their attire The girls have money enough
to get the clothes and much prefer to them
lady knows who at fire has been carried out Of third
story window by stout fireman who would not wait for her
ITO street costume. But Kaw Eranger and lot Of
other theatrical gents have the idea that the public
perishng for sight of uncohed actresses We doubt it.
Doc Bixby is annoyed by the 'friend' who uses up
few Of his precious working hours setting around the office
joshing with ''Doc' and telling him all about it and Incl
denally explaining to him the Russian Doc says:
With his convictions strong;
Your presence makes him dizzy,
A. Oh, do not stay too long
That you should your say so
Is right and proper, too,
But, mister, do not stay So
Let up when you thru
Give forth your message briefly;
There let the matter end
To get outside 81 s!a friend .~. 4.
"A Sheldon farmer while blowing Friday struck by
lightning and rendered unconscious for time got
that towards evening and filled up his pipe quiet his
but loose blasting powder had become mixed
with his smoking tobacco and the pipe barely started
before remarked ssche and all the tobacco blew out
frightening the farmer badly that he angry his wife
for several hours.
In touching little article the other day in the Denver
Times that drew the hot tears from eyes, TENDER
thetc Beatrice Fairfax, whose picture appeared in these
columns the other day. tells elbow Be Loved" Be-
arce shows plainly how you must the bright
of things at all times and laugh with people at them
and and You doubtless recognize the brand
good advice that Beatrice has handed Then he says
Perhaps dear girles this all sounds like preaching;
you It do it all, try of it.
Beatrice then the usual questions of lovelon
and the perpexed Surely mission in life like this not
F4op: ,I;ot; oLo
the perspraon from his brow Beatrice the office boy
out for 5cent hunk of his favorite chewing tobacco