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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-08-11
Neura1g
And Other
p a / n.

All pain in any disease is
nerve pain, the result of tur-
bulent condition of the nerves.
The stabbing, lacerating,
darting, burning, agonizing
pain that comes from the prom
inent nerve branches, or SEN
sorry nerves, is neuralgia, and
is the "big brother" of all the
other pains.
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
rarely ever fail to relieve these
pains by soothing these larger
nerves, and restoring their:
tranquility.
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
leave no bad ter-effects, and
are reliable remedy for every
kind of pain, such as headache,
backache, stomachache, sciat-
lea, rheumatism and neuralgia.
They also relieve Dizziness,
Sleeplessness, Nervousness,
Car-Sickness, and Distress af-
ter eating.
"For many years have been n con,
stant sufferer from neuralgia and
headache. and have never been able
to obtain any relief from. various
! tried DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills.
They always cure my headache in five
minutes time" FRED r. SWINGLEY.
Cashier 1st Nat. Bank, Atkinson, Neb.
DR.. Miles, Antl.Pa Pills are sold by
the first package will benefit. II 1t
falls he will return your money.
25 doses, IS cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhagt, Ind
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-08-11

Published every Friday at Danvlle, the
county seat of Montour county, Pa, at s1.0O a
year in advance or sl.2j If not paid in adj
vance; and no paper will be discontinued
until all arrearage is paid, except at the
option of the publisher.
Rates of advertising made known on ap-
plication. Address all communications to
THE INTELLIGENCER,
DANvILLE, PA.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-08-11

Many newspapers have lately given currency
to reports by irresponsible parties to the effect
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17
PETER THAN GID.

al was trou ed tor several yea r.
with chronic indigestion and nervous
d. lily" writes = ]. Green, of Lnn-
ster N II No remady helped me
uutil began using Electric Btters,
waic' did me more god tban 81 The
meG clnes ever usel' rhes have also
kept my wiz in excellent health for
yea'g. She says Electric Bitter- are just
splendid for female troubles; that lhey
are u grs nd tonic an; invigorator for
weak run down lis women. No other
III adicne can take place in p1r family. ="
Try hem Only 50c,SAti-f &c ion gar
anteed by G. w Tabler.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17

cures made BY Or.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver
and bladder remedy.
II is thu great medi-
caltriumph ot the nine
teenth century; dis
covered al years Of
scientific research BY
DR.. Kline, To emil
ncnf kidney and bad
der spcCiali-- aud fs
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17
DO YOU GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK ?
Kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know Of the wonderful
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17


wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney, bladder, uric acid trou-
blcs and Brgh;'s Disease, wi.ich is Inc worst
form Of kidney trouble.
DR.. Kilr1cr's Swcn9p-Pool s net rec
ommcndedforC everything batif you have kid
ney, liver or bladder trouble 1t will BE- found
just the remedy you reed. Ithas been tested
in SO many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pl.r-
chase relief and has proved SC saccoesfGl in
every case that special arrangement has
been made by which all readers Of this paper
who have not already tried ii, may have a
sample bottle sent free by mail, also a book
telling more about Swanp-Root and how to
find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and f-,tr-
send your address to Co. -'F'- n. & "a
DR.. Kilrner & Co., Bing- s@r- &. Is.
harnton, NJ. Y. The -. - s.,3 i.lsls..!s6..ss1 Il
regular f.ty cent and Home Of SWAN, Root.
dollar sizes are sold BY ali good druggists.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17
ers. Mothers, Mother,i

How many children are at thi. sea
son fsvsrish and constipsted, with bad
stomach and headache Mother Gray's
Sweet Powders for Children will always
cure. If worms are present they will
certainly remove them. At all druggists
25c saRahe mailed Free Address Allen
Olaastead. Ls Z y, y 7.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17
THE UNITED STATES WINS.

Uncle Sam gains his contention be-
Nre the Privy Council, in London. In
1899, John F. GayTcr and BENJAMIN
d. Greene, contractors, aud Capt
Oberin NJ Carter. OF the United
Staes army. were indicted in Savan-
nah, Ga, charged with embezzlement
and deirauding the U S government,
in connection with har0or improve
ments, ia thar Getty Il was estimated
that the Illicit profits amounted to
81 0 900.
Carter was convicted and sentenced
to FIVE ,eaIs in prison, but GAVIN or
and Greene escaped TO Canada and re-
sieted exlradition. A Canalias Judge
released them on writ of habta 5
corpns. from which decision til p
Untted States government dppe aled &c
the pfivy Council in London. aad
that tribunal has just rendered its de
cislou. reversing the Canadian lndgt
II i, now rXpectei that GAynor and
Greene viii be brought back t. the
Uuded STATE, for trial.
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17
Terms Of Sale.
FOR SALE PRIVATELY
REAL ESTATE.

The undersigned offers for sale plivately her prop
eriy oca.ed in the town Of Bunker Hin and consist
ing of good comfortable
9 Room House,
with summer kitchen good able and all necessary
out buildings and splendid cstein. This makes a
most desirable home and will be SO ID at a reeseu.
able price. For particulars call on me at the prep
erty.
Izs2zs. MISS GEORGE PITZER
Martinsburg statesman. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1869-1906, 1905-02-17

IAN ny e4ttrTbuuday sundays onl
II. u "a AJAX, f. a. HOW'LL.
Manage. E-u Pass Agt
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1905-04-05
Twelve O'clock.

At IL O'Clock will place on sale four lots
of Table Damask.
Lot No. l-50 yards, very wide, splendid
value, for 81 per yard, (not over three yards
to the customer), at 75c. per yard.
Lot No. $50 yards, good value for 75c.
per yard, mot over three yards to the GUS
tomer,) at SOC. per yard.
Lot No. $50 yards of 600. Damask at Soc.
per yard; three yards to the customer.
Lot No. 4-lOO yards good grade red and
white Damask, worth 35 and 40c. per yard, at
only $50. per yard.
Lot of Napkins and Doilies to go in this sale
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1905-04-05
Ten O'clock.

At 10 o'clock 1 will place the Bargain
Counter 500 yards of very good quality yard
wide Bleaching, 10 yards for 25c. Only one
sale to the customer.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1905-04-05
Embroidery and Dress Goods.


o a table DC.
About hundred
widths
About two hundred pieces
in this
Extraordinary Special1Saturday Only.
Very fine quality Figured White Dimies Piqu
Good
Big lot Laaska Voes fine quality all hadesback
brown blue, worth 20 and Saturday
White Goods, all
beautiful
cal only
o yard.
Beautiful Silks full to wear.
all shades, black green, only
27inoh quality China in only
Iradescent Silks, al on
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1905-04-05
Suits for Men and Children

Table No. 1.-The scrap pile will have about 90
mems suits to go at $780,
Table No. 2-Will contain about 100 mems suits,
sizes from 81 to A. that formerly sold from $3.50 to O
your choice only $475 This is chance to get you
good suit for less than it cost to manufacture 1t.
Table No. 3--About $50 mems suits, sizes from "a
to A. that sold from $40 to $5, your choice $3.50.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1905-04-05
Shoes and Oxfords.

Extra Specials in Ladies' Oxfords and Shoes
All $l.75 Oxfords, the best values and styles, in
black and tan, to go at $1.50
All $3.50 Oxfords, in black and tan and patent, at
only So.
Ask to my So and $3.50 line.
About 200 pairs of Ladies' and Misses Oxfords and
Shoes in odds and ends that formerly sold for 81 and S
to go on Bargain Counter at 50c
Anything imaginable in Misses and Childrens
Shoes Oxfords prices that can't be beat quality
considered.
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1905-04-05
One O'clock.

At O'Clock will place on Bargain Coun-
ter about 900 yards of splendid quality Fig
ured Lawn This lot sells for strictly 1Oo.; 10
yards for SOC. One sale to the customer
Keowee courier. [volume] (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, 1905-04-05
Elo sen O'clock.

At II o'clock will place on Bargain Coun-
ter about 500 yards of Checked Apron Cling
hams, 8 yards for loo. Only one sale to the
customer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29

He had told her that I ,pds comtng
 home rtth tcoodcn leg! tening, unable to get in word. When at last she left him he came to us, loOk of relief in his face.
 T b'lieve." said he, If Baiaam's ass he'd been rode by woman he never d hev spoke"
 "Why not?" I inquired.
 Never d hev he'd a chance" Uncle Eb added.
 We were two weeks at home with mother and father and Uncle ED. 1t was a delightful season of rest in which Hope and I went over the slop- ing roads of Faraway and walked in the fields and saw the harvesting. She had appointed Christmas day for our wedding. and vas not to go again to the war. for now my first duty was to my own people. If God prospered me they were all to come to live with us fin town. and. though slow to promise. I could see it gave them comfort to know we were to be for them ever q staff and refuge.
 And the evening before we came back to town Jed Israry was with us and Uncle Eb played his flute ana
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29
WATERBURY EVENING DEMOCRAT WEDNESDAY, 29

squeak every moment as we left the depot. But when I saw that you walk. ed so naturally knew Uncle ED had been trying to fool me-"
 "Purty good sort uv lover, aint he?" said he after we were done laugh. ing.
 He wouldn't take no for an answer" she answered. "He was allwus a gritty cuss," said Uncle ED, wiping his eyes with big red handkerchief as he rose to go. "Ye'd oughter be mighty happy, an ye will too. Ther' ain no doubt uv it; not a bit. Trouble with most young folks is they wan t fly tew high these days. If they'd only fly clus enough t the ground so they could allwus touch one foot they'd be all right. Glad ye ain't 1 thet kind"
 We were off early on the boat, as fine ] a summer morning as ever dawned. What with the grandeur of the scenery and the sublimity of our happiness it was delightful journey we had that ! day. I felt the peace and beauty of the fields, the majesty of the mirrored | cliffs and mountains, but the fair face | of her I loved was enough for me. ! Most of the day Uncle Eb sat near us, and I remember a woman evangelist came and took a seat beside him awhile, talking volubly of the scene.
 "My friend,"' "'said she presently, "are you Christian?"
 ] Fore I answer I'll hev. t tell ye q ! story" said Uncle ED. q recollec' q man by the name O Ranney over n Vermont. He was pious man. Got 1 into an argument. an feller slapped him in the face. Ranney turned t'other side an then tOther, an the feller kep' slappin' hot an heavy. It was jes like strappin' razor fer half a min nit Then Ranney sailed in-gln him the wust lickin' he ever he'd.
 "1 declare says another man after twas all over, I thought you was a Christian
 "'Am up to cert'in pint says he. Cant go tew fur. not n these parts men are tew powerful. 'Twon't do less ye wan t die sudden. When he begun poundin' uv me I see I want eggzac'ly prepared
 "'Fraid s good deal thet way with most uv us. We're Christians up to cert'in pint. Fer one thing. think If man I'll stan still an see himself knocked into the nex' world he's a leetle tew good fer this"
 The good lady began to preach and argue. For an hour Uncle ED sat lis-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29

chance [ put out agents an make q great deal O money. It did look jest as easy as slitlin' down hill. but when We come f sli,le-waal. we found out we was at the bottom Q the hill 'stl O the top. an it want reel good slidin' He paid five thousan' dollars fer the right O ten counties. Then bime by Barker he wanted him f go security fer fifteen hunderl oilers thet he was hevin' made. I tor David he hejn't better go in no deeper. hut Barker he promised big things an seemed f be sech nice man 'at fn'ly David he up an done it. waal. he's he'd 'em t pay fer. an the fact is it costs g much [ sell 'em t eats up all the profits
 Looks like a swindle.- said indig- nantly.
 'No.'- said Uncle ED. "'tain't m swindle. Barker thought he he'd q gran good thing He got fooled. an the fool complaint is very ketchin'. Go; il myself years ago. an I've been dOctO-in' fer it ever sence."
 The story of David's undoing hurt US sOrely He had gone the way of most men who left the farm late fin life with unsatiSfied ambition.
 They shall never want for anyihin. So long as have my health" said.
 T have S4O1 in tle bank said Hope, "snd shall give them every cen; of it. .''
 Tain nuihin' f worry over said rnclr Eb. If don never lose m0re'n little money I sIIan't feel terrible bad We're all young yit- Got mo-e'n . million dollars wuth O good health ric5lt here in this room. So well I'm 'silar1eti ny ft Mans more decent if he's IcriIe b:f sickly. An thet there girl. B5II. -s agTsed f marry ye. Why. 'drIther hev her n this hull city O New York
 So had L. vas my answer
 ~wsaI. you ain no luckier n she is no. A bit he added "A god mans better n a zoT mine-ev'ry time
 Who knous- said Hcpe He may te president s017e day
 ~TberTs one thing I hate UncIe Eb eontinIIssi That's the isiee Q hevin' the woo5sEeei an barn an zzrret full oT them internal uzsf Oilers Ne can't take ID decent care uv hosz there n
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29

the stable-they're so piled up. One uv 'em tumbled down top O me t'other day. 'Druther 'twould "a been a pan ther. Made me s mad took club an knocked that b'ller into a cooked hat. Faint right! I'm sick O the sight uv 'em."
 They'll make good bonfire some day" said Hope.
 Don't believe they'd burn." he an- swered sorrowfully. They're tin"
 Couldn't we bury 'em?" suggested. Be n purity costly funeral" he an swered thoughtfully. "Ye'd hev t dig hole deeper n Tuppers dingle."
 Couldn't you give them away?" I in qulred.
 "Waal." said he. helping himself to q chew of tobacco. we've tried thet. Gin 'em f everybody we know. but there ain't folks enough-there's such slew O them oilers. We could give one t ev'ry man. woman an child in Fara- way an hcv enough left t fill an acre lot. Dan Perry druv in t'other day with a double buggy. We gin him one fer his own family. If was heavy t carry. an he didn't seem [ like the looks uv it some way. Then I asked him if he wouldn't like one fer his girl She ain't married says he. She will he some tine' says I. Take # along So he put in another. You've got q sis ter over on the turnpike. hain't yeT says I. Yes says he. 'Waal.' says. don want hey her feel slighted.' She won't know bout my hevin' 'em,' says he. lookin' s if he'd he'd enough. 'Yis. she will I says. she'll hear uv it an mebbe make fuss Then We piled In another. Look here I says after that. there's yer brother Bill up there 'bOve you. Take one along fer him. No says he. T don tell everybody. but Bill an I ain't on gsod terms. We ain't spoke fer more'n a year.
 "Knew he was Iyin'.- Uncle Eb add ed. with laugh. I'd seen him taIkin' with Bill a day CT two before
 ''Whew.- he whistled as he looked at his big silver watch. ''I declare it's mos 1 o'clock They's jes' one other piece O business | come before this meerin'. Double or single. want ye t both promise me t he hum Crissmus '
 We promised
 Now. chiIdrea.' said he "'S time go [ bed B'lieve ye'd stan there swappin' kisses till ye was knee sprung if I didn't tell ye f quit
 Hope came and put her arms about his neck fondIy and kissed him good night
 Did BiH prance right up ike manT he asked. his hand upon her shoulder.
 "Dh ve-y we'll said she smiling. for men with a wooden leg
 Unele Eb sank into a chair. laughing heartily and pounding his knee.
 It seemed he had tod her that I was coming home with s wooden leg.
 That is the reason held your ann she said T vss expecting to bear it
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29

The rest is the old, old story. They that have not lived 1t are to be pitied.
 When we sat down at length she told me what I had long suspectei-that Mrs. Fuller wished her to marry young Livingstone.
 "But for Uncle Eb.r she added. Il think I should have done so. for had given up all hope Of you"
 Good old Uncle Ebr' said. Lets go and tell him"
 He was sound asleep when we en- tered his room. but woke as lit the gas.
 whats the matterf" he whispered. lifting his head.
 .-Congratuiate us." I said. Were engaged"
 "Hev ye conquered herr" he inquir- ed. smiling.
 Love has conquered Us both ! said. "waal. I swan, Is thet so?' he an -~ered. Guess I won't fool away any more time here n bed. If you children I'll go in t'Other room I'll slip snto my trousers. an then yeII hear me salk some conversati,1.'
 Beats the wOrlt. he continued. -soining in presently. butioning his suS- penderS II thought mos likely ye'd hitc., up t'rether some time Faint often ye can find pair s well matched the same style an gaItei iesf alslut alike. When yc zOin' [ git marrie,i:''
 She hasn't named the day said.
 Sooner the beiter.- said Uncle Fl, as he drew on his coat and s1t down. "Usei f be sO t when a y0ung sOupIe he'd sci up an held each others hans a few nights tisey was ready fer the min isrer wfSh-t ye cOuEI fix it fer bout CrisSmus tine. by jilg5. They-s Oth- CT things ~Jin' f happen then S-ppse yer S happy now ye can stan a little bad news. I've got [ tell ye- David-s beea EoSin' money Hain't never wrote ye bout it-not a uJ7i-rczu-e didn't know how twas c3snf1' out
 How did he lose itg- inquired
 -Wazl- ye knox tFz1t O-v Barkc- runs a hardware stoFe E8 Mizseyvilie- te sosd him q patent righi- Fzz-.r-d an arz7ed night sa- dsy fe- nore-n three ureks T. vas a newfaaeled wash bTe- Dzrd he thought be see
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29

Ladies and gentlemen" said he, T am glad to inform you that General Brewer has at last arrived"
 I remembered then there was Gen. eral Brewer in the army, who was also a power in politics.
 In the storm of applause that fol- lowed this announcement I beckoned him to the edge of the platform again. I was nearer a condition of mental panic than I have ever known since that day.
 T am not General Brower." whis. pered.
 "Whatw said he in amazement.
 "I am not General Brower," said.
 Great heavensv' he whispered, GOV. ering his mouth with his hand and looking very thoughtful. You'll have to make a speech anyway. There's no escape" ,-
 could see no way out of it and after q moments hesitation ascended the platform, took of py overcoat and made a speech. Fortunately the issue was one with which I had been long familiar. told them how I had been trapped. The story put the audience in good humor, and they helped me along with very generous applause. And so began my career in politics. which has brouoht me more honor than l de- erved, although I kno'w it has not ,een wholly without value to my coun- ny. 1t enabled me, to repay in part the kindness of my former chief at time when he was sadly in need of friends. I remember meeting him in Washing ton day of that exciting campaign of 1872. I was then in congress.
 T thank you for what you have done, Brower," said he, "but tell you am licked. I shall not carry single state. I am going to be slaughtered"
 He had read his fate and better than he knew. In politics he was a great prophet.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29
POLI'S THEATER.

WEDNESDAY EVENING, MAR 29. Henry W. Savage Offers the Musical
 Fantasy of the Forest,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29
Ire BE CONTINUED.l
The Czar as One Man Saw Him.


 Little, scared, fooled, this is the czar, writes Perceval Gibbon in McClure's Magazine for April. Blind, ineffective and hysterical, this is the ruler of the Russian empire. When a cast of his head, made for the purpose of new coinage, was submitted to great crim. inological authority in Paris, who was not told whose it was, the expert after a careful examination pronounced sol emnly, This is the head of a melan- choly maniac" But that is not true. The real czar is better illustrated by another story, which was given to me as true. An official approached him with papers to be signed and found him lounging drearily in his room.
 "Your majesty" began the official.
 "I am not your majesty" replied the cZar. q am tired!' 1oat3.,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29
WOODLAND.

By Gustaye Luders and Frank
 Pixley. Direct from 40 weeks in New York, Boston and Chicago, with this
 notable cast: Harry Bulger, Frank D0ane, Stanley Forde. John Donahue, Emma Carns, Ida Brooks Hunt, Helen Hale, Ida Mule and others. Prices are 25. 5O, 75c, $1 and $1.5O. Sale of seats Tuesday.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-03-29
HOLDEN|

By IRVING BACHELLER

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-14
OF KAPl(
POSTOFF|CE SHORTAGE

Aloiau and Isaac Kauhoe are being
sued by the United States for 1881,
with interest from September is, 1904,
on a promissory note made on June Is
previous at 80 days. The note was
given to cover the defalcation of Kau-
hoes father as postmaster at Kappa,
Kauai.
Originally the defendants gave a
bond in $1,000 for the appearance of
Postmaster Kauhoe. When the defal-
cation in a larger amount was proved,
Postal Inspector Hare required secur-
ity to cover it. Sixty days time was
allowed by him and the note was made
accordingly.
There was a hearing before Judge
Dole yesterday afternoon on demurrer
the ground of which was lack of con-
Assistant District Attorney
Dunno appearing for the United States
and c. w. Ashford for the defendants
1t was continued until 10 o'clock this
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-14
ARM or THE TERRITORY
REACHES TO FAR JAPAN
Chester A. Doyle to be Sent to the Mikado's
Kingdom to Bring Back
Murderer.

1t has been decided by the Territorial officials exadite
Uyeke Kamitaro alias Kamizo Japanese who murdered the
that living with Kona December
Chester Doyle will be Japan bring the back.
I'VE asked for received the authorization his
extradon the Federal authorities said Governor Carter
erday The custody in Japan but under their
system he probably where the authorities their
dene largely deemed wise bring him
that the Territory
long also for evil doers and that the help OF
bring offenders against the law how
far they may run"
The Japanese appears from the evidence in the
living with Hide Tanaka Roma One day he came
Honolulu about catch steamer tor Japan
old home short time after he had gone
his negbors Kona the house where the
with her head mashed to Jelly
of murder OF the atrocouS
kind.
Kamitaro, and it found that
the grand took the matter up
Doyle handling the evidence and the man
Then the Federal authorities at ash
neton appealed within few days the auhor7a
cabed from Washington This IS the hTst
been made under the treaty with
authorities will doubt be glad TO
American authorities possible
The understood custody Japan the
OF keeping their subjects under
could probably be landed jail within few
that he wanted here The thing
The extradon papers expected here
Doyle will take the steamer tor
apan following their arrival here.