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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
sTHB VILLAGE PARsoN."

The Rev. Dr. Lloyd says of the
seVillage Parson,'' that it is one of
the strongest, most pathetic and in
teresting presentation of phase OF
human life that he ever saw and he
can consistently therefore recon-
mend it to all of his fellow citizens
of Uniontown, both young and old.
FREDERIC E. j. LLOYD,
Rector st. Peters Episcopal Church
Uniontown, Pa.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
sTHE BEAUTY T

New numbers, new faces IN addl-
ton to those who made the musical
comedy so popular when here before
are promised when "The Beauty
Doctor returns this season. In.
what Manager Wright calls the '2d
Edition. of the piece he has retain
ed the favorites of last year and add
ed new musical numbers that at the
present time are being whistled on
the streets of New York where "Ihe
Beauty Doctor" is at present having
its run.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
Scene From Rudolph and Adolph
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.


Modest worth usually fails to at
tract attention.
The guage of hope is the long
distance sight of success.
Men are contrary, but women are
merely firm in their convictions.
Anybody who speaks the truth in
the hour of danger possesses true
courage.
Wise is the man who is able to
insert a foundation under his air
castles.
There are some things that are
better said than done-but lovemak-
ing isn't one of them.
Eternal vigilance is not only the
price of liberty, but of about every
thing else worth having.
Young man, if you are looking
for a good housekeeper, it's up to
you to dodge the girl who looks coy
~ out of the corners of her eyes.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
ALL GONE.

The editor of a flourishing jour
Elal in a Northern California town
rently called at the "home of the
rs parebnts" the day after the
ding. He was desirious of tell
his readers all about the event
and wished to give the young couple
h good send-of as we'll. The
brides mother met him at the door.
"Good morning, Mrs. Jones,
said the editor, Give called to get
some of tie details of the wedding.
"EGood gracious z" replied Mrs.
in dismay, '<thcytre all gone
tYou ought to have COZ, last night.
ate every scraj
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
REFLECTIONS OF
"A BACHELOR.

A girl can like most any man un-
less her parents want her to marry.
him. d
If a man marires his cook prob
ably she would give notice just the
same.
There is so much talk in politics
it is no wonder I'M think they
ought to be in it.
A woman has faith that q man,
con protect her from burglars, but
knows nothing on earth a from
mice.
One reason a3boy has q good time
AWAY in boarding school Is nobody
expects him to be good the way his
mother does at home.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
JENNY KISSED Me.

Jenny kissed me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in,
Time, you thief! who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that IN.
Say Pm weary, say Pm sad;
Say that health and wealth have
missed me;
Say I'm growing old, but add
Jenny kissed me!
Leigh Hunt.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
ENOUGH SAID.

"Now," said Mr.. Oldbeau, tenta-
lively, as he stroked his gray beard,
eff a man were, say, fifty and the
woman of his choice about twenty.
do you thing that would lead to an
unhappy MARRIAGE"
81 think" promptly replied Miss
Young, cit would be more likely to
lead to a rejected proposal"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
FIsHY.

"McNickle says he had $50 left
when he came home from Califor-
MIA"
"Idon't believe it"
"'Why?"
az know McNickle too well.''
"What's that got to do with it?
81 know he wouldn't have come
home"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
RUDOLPH AND ADoLPH."

Clever specialties, songs, dances
and novelties are interpreted
throughout the Broadhurst and Cur
ris musical comedy, Rudolph and
Adolph,' TO be seen at the Grand,
Friday, No. 3. There is not a dull
moment in the whole piece.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
so 1T APPEARS.

If the testimony of some of the
insurance officials is to be believed,
they held their jobs and drew their
salaries for what they didn't know
about the business.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-10-28
MOST EXTRA AIRY.

Mrs. Honsekecp- Shr'E the most
honorable woman | ever met. Oh,
really, she's exceptional.
Mrs. Ascum-You don't say?
SA1rs. Housekeep-Oh, yes why
she wouldn't even steal another
woTaan's cook.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Sad. but True.

Torn-Cholly y has
just returned from
a hunting trip. He
says he shot the
biggest bear on
record.
] a c k T h a t
might be so. If it
hadn't been a big
one he would new
er have hit it.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25

"Oh, I want you
to marry me, don't
you know" said
the exquisite to
the plain girl.
"Oh, yes, I no."
she responded and
had to write it out
for him so he
could get the full
force of her reply.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
As Usual.
HAS Old Spicer

Has Old Spicer
heard from his
daughter since she
eloped ?"
ooh, yes. The
young couple teIe-
graphed the next
day that they were
willing to come
home and be for
given"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
ALittIe Difference

Lewis What
was the trouble
between you and
your wife i?
J e nkin s-Oh.
only a little differ
ence about some
repairs to a hole
in my trousers.
Lewis-And how
did it come out?
J e n kin s-Oh,
it's all patched up
now.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
one kind.

''I believe 1 un-
derstood you, her
aunt said, desir-
ing to get at the
facts in the case,
ito say that Grace
married a man
who is in the
b a n k in g bust
ness ?"
Eyes. He's bank
ing on what her
father is going to
give them when
he gets recon
ciled."
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Expecting Too
Much.

Nt UCHs
"Clara is so un-
S o p h i S t / cate d
about musici"
''In what special
way ?''
"Oh, at an opera
she thinks singers
ought to sing SO
she can under
stand the words.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Admirable Self
Restraint.

Teacher Tom
my, Tommy! It
is very wrong for
you to say such a
thing about one
of your young
playmates.
Tommy Thick
neck-Huh! That
amt half as bad
as what I amt
sayin' about him.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
The Eaotist.

HE thinks he's
popular, eh ?"
Does he? Why.
whenever his name
appears in the pa
per he fancies the
public reads it
this way: John
Ech ers1 Henry
Eapplause1 Buggin
[loud and contin-
ued cheeringl.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Guide to Wealth

THE way to get
rich is to save
money"
THAT Is only
half After you
have money you
have to resist all
the people who
want to tell you
how to spend it."
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Her Fault.

joe So you're
waiting upon Miss
Slowboy lately?
Pete-Lately? 1
should say SO. We
never get any-
where on time.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Judging From the
Past.

Boy-How soon
you and sis goin'
to be married
Accepted Suitor
She hasn't nam
ed the day yet. I
hope she does not
believe in long en-
gagements.
Boy know she
doesn't, cause all
her engagements
have been short.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Not the Same
Thing at All.

Jack-Don't you
think that wom-
an, as a rule, pre-
fers a man who is
her master ?
Ethel - Not at
all. She prefers
one who thinks he
is.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Within Limits.

Money is like
blood, said the
spendthrift neph-
ew-"it isn't any
good unless it is
kept in circula-
tion.'' .
yes" answered
the wise uncle,
''but you shouldn't
let either of them
get away from
you"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Usually Depends
on the Woman.

Shes going to
m a rry him, ]
guess, :" suggested
the wise gossip as
the couple went
by.
He doesn't ex-
pect it." returned
the casual ac-
quaintance.
"Oh, that's quite
immaterial so long
as she does" an
swered the wise
gossip.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
WAY Not7

"You say the
defendant turned
and whistled to
the dog What
followed %
'The dog"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Only Reason.

Miss Gossip
Mrs. Spunge, your
new neighbor, is
such a cheerful
lady. She would
not borrow trou-
BILE
Miss Cab She
would if she could
cook or wear it.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
The Chip Off the
Block.

Il can tell you
one thing. Maria.
If Johnny is like
me he will have
good staying quail
tiles anyhow
HE has them
now. John. He'd
stay in bed till
noon every day if
I'd let him"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25

She-Do you re-
member that en-
gagement ring you
gave me before
we were married,
George? ?
He-I ought to.
I got another bill
for it today.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Bad Operation.

Harding tells
me he is suffering
from an opera :
ton"
IT hadn't heard
of it. Surgical. of
course 90
mo, this was a
financial opera
ton. Hardy bor-
rowed SO of him
yesterday"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
The Savage Rache.

Miss Sweet-At
least women live
longer than men.
That shows they
lead better lives.
Mr.. Bachelor
don't know wheth-
er they live longer
or not. 1 know
they stay old lon
ger
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Heavy Applause.

"What a strange
animal, with such
a fiat tall I won
der if it could be
a beaver ?"
mo, it is just
an old tomcat-
Some one dropped
a fatiron on his
tail while he was
serenading.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
His One Commits :
sim

Does your art
ist friend have
many commits
sions ?"
''I believe he had
one last year His
father-in law ask
ed him to paint
the barn"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25

Mrs. Subbubs (to the little girl in the
foreground)-Dolly, you're not listen
ing to the plano playing a bit
Dolly-Really, you must not worry
me, mamma. I'm too busy. I'm re-
ceiving a proposal from gentleman"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
Put Out of Busi :
aAee

Jones - Money
makes the mare
go.
Jenkins-Not so,
my friend. The
auto m bile b a S
made the mare
go.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25
A SPECULATIVE cuss.

= > = = = I" = = y ~
He was somewhat in doubt
As he came to expire;
''The future looks bright,
But it may be the ire"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25

AN IMPoSSIBILITY.
/ do not trust to luck. he said:
To thus accuse me is unjust
1 never can be thus misled:
have no luck to which to trust.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25

Grace And he
kissed you?
E t h e Il 7 e s;
twice, I think.
But he's not a
success at it. He
gave me the i'm
preston that his
experience in that
direction was linn
tied to kissing a
girls photograph.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-02-25

Gladys-I hate him! When he passes
I slam the door as hard as can.
Her Father-Indeedi
Gladys-Yes, and when we meet I
stamp my feet.
Her Father-You don't say, When
are you going to be married?
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

interested public opinion in favor of theI ppo'
sition that either. of the so.called trAgs OF
CALEB Powers was trial by an imH ertial
Jury" or was in any sense such trial is the
fundamental law contemplates! The Federal
authorities cannot nullify that provision,
If a United States Court tries this defend
ant, it will be subject to the same limitations
and conditions as to locality and Jurymen as
a state tribunal And experience has demon
strated that local feeling may be strong enough
to defeat Justice in Federal Court-to render
a United States Court criminal trial grim
mockery of justice.
1t seems to us, and we think it is the pre-.
vailing sentiment, regardless of partisan con-
sideratons, that in relation to the Goebel
revolution the state of Kentucky has no cause
to complain of Federal interference. 1t will
be recalled that when the revolution had been
completed, when the majority-the ma ority
composed of men of both partes-had been
put down and out by the defeated minority,
the case was brought before the United States
Supreme Court, and the tribunal decided that
it had no authority to intervene for the right
ing of such wrong. Nothing inconsistent
with that clearcut states rights decision has
occurred in this strange chapter of Kentucky
history
Goebelism has pointed the way by which
minority in any state may set aside an election,
may oust the elect of the people, may seize
the legislative and executive departments, and
go on with the usurped powers, honors and
emoluments, with no danger of Federal in
reference. Is not this a sufficient comprehen.
sive victory? Is it well to rend the welkin
with indignant protests because an effort is to
be made by the Federal authorities to deter.
mine the guilt or innocence of CALEB Powers
after the Supreme Court of Kentucky has set
aside the several trials of his case by State
Courts?
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

The New Hampshire State Board Of Health
has recently issued sanitary bulletin" con.
tanning the results Of analysis made Of food.
stuffs sold in that state. Out Of 1863 articles
purchased, consisting Of canned goods, baking
powders, meat products, spices, jeles, jams,
ETC., more than 45s were found to contain
authorizations. Of the 80 samples of canned
fruits, jellies and jams examined, 20. or 9lF,
we're found to be in this degree defective.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09
Ripley, O., FAIR,
AUGUST
9Th, 9Th, 10th, 18th, 1905. l.
up.to. Date Premium List.

Up-to'Date Premium List.
wednesday, August 9th, Mrs. John A. Log ~
widow OF General Logan, will be present and AZ
dress the people at the Fair. She is one Of thu
most famous women in America. Also the Mac.
brair Drum Corps will be present August 9th and
play The Girl Left Behind Me" &C
PRESENT EVERY Daytime Layiere with
her troupe OF performing bears; Cavsnna the re.
nowned slack wire contortionist; Milo Wager
the great bag puncher, club juggler and hoop
roller the Gordous, famous trick comedy cyclists
Excursion rates on c. and o. Railroad
Refreshment and other privileges for sale
Write to l.. II. WILLIAMS Secretary
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Vic Messer, on trial at Barbourville, charged
with the murder of Ellen Carnes, three years
ago, received sentence Of four years in the
Penitentiary. This was his third trial, the pre-
viOus sentences being seven and three years.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

A DISPATCH says Secretary TAFT's party was
warmly welcomed at Manila; and the same
thing could have happened in Maysville, with
the thermometer at 90 in the shade.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Many British skilled shipbuilders, till recent.
ly employed in the English naval dockyards. are
emigrsting to find employment in the expected
expansion Of the American Navy.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Swine, the most numerous of all domestic
animals in the PHILIPPINE Islands, as shown In
the census reports of those islands, are Il, md
in every province and island of the archipelago
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Isaac Smith died Monday night at Winchester
,of lockjaw caused by bruising his hand in a
wagon wheel. The remains we're taken to his
home at London for burial.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Christian SOmmers died suddenly of paraly-
sis at his home in Louisville Monday, at the age
Of sixty-three years. He was stricken but
few hours before his death.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

ae annual encampment Of Kentucky troops
began this morning at Wallace Park, Paducah.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Fearful atrocities are charged to n. Liegot,
French officer, who died under mysterious
circumstances. He was stationed in China.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

The British Army authorities believe that it
is khaki that has stopped recruiting. So they
are going to return to the scarlet, ressrving
the khaki for active service and the training
camps.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

A Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul freight
train, north bound, struck buggy west of
Freeport, Ill.,, killing three women.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

While Germany has 100000 women who
earn their own living, Italy, with only one-hal
the population, has 5,250,OOO.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

General Roy Stone, Veteran of the Civil
and Spsnish.American Wars, died at Mandham,
NJ j., recently.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Prisoners in the Kansas penitentiary, which
is so crowded that cots are placed in corridors,
are enjoying all Of the advantages of a sum-
mer hotel without having to buy the hotel every
week.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

General Booth Of the Salvation Army return
ed to England from his trip to Australia. He
is in excellent health.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Captain E. an P. Howell, long prominently
identified with Southern journalism, died at
noon Saturday, at Atlanta, Ca, after an illness
Of three weeks, brought on by carbuncle com
plicated with diabetes.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Leondas LeoDell Of Undina, Italy, has the
largest Dante library in the world. It COM
prises more than three languages relating to,
the poet.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

There have been tremendous rains through.
out the whole of Chill and the prospects for
for the wheat crop are bad.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Anthony Reef, an aged composer of New
York, was run down and fatally hurt by an auto
mobile in Harlem.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Or. B. Slaughter, brother of w. H. Slaugh-
ter, of Louisville, who was formerly promi-
nent louisville man, was killed Monday morn
ing in "a wreck at Big Greek, Ark.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

StOessel has been relieved Of the
Of TIE Third Siberian army corps.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

The fast Pittsburg Flyer, No. $50, ont the
Cleveland and Pittsburgh Railroad, crashed into
a,streetcar at Cleveland, o., Sunday, killing
dhild Instantly and fatally injured six people
While 10 Others suAtHined injuries.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

ATclibad Stuart, of Cincinnati, says the Bur
ley tS kcco growers of Kentucky, Ohio and In
diana te subscribing literally for the stock. Of
the Builey Tobacco Growers Association.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

A gentleman Of Yorkshire, England, is ready
to make affidavit that while he was sitting by
the River Leven apike jumped from the water,
bit him severely on the foot and jumped back
again.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

The Devil" wanted two lines to ''fll out"
and didn't have think that small
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09
Uncle Sam
and Kentucky.

the ground that POWERS could not obtain a
fair trial from the State judiciary, The
Springfield Republican says
THE decision is bitterly attacked by some Southern
papers, the ground that the amounts a virtual
usurpation by the Federal judiciary which generally
has left criminal Of this entirely within state
jurisdiction. POWERS has been tried and convicted Of
the murder Of GoEBEL several times but it looks
il would be punished for the assassination"
The Constitution of the United States pro.
vides that 'in all criminal prosecutions the &C.
cused shall enjoy the right of speedy and
public trial by an impartial Jury of the state
and district wherein the crime shall have been
committed" PROFESSIONALLY, it is the prov
ince of the Federal Courts to determine on
tie presentation of a case, whether or not the
right thus guaranteed has been denied. Is
there anywhere in the United States any dis
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

It a curious fact that bsgpipes we're invent
ed in Norway and thence imported into Scot
land in period when portion Of the country
fell into Scandinavian hands.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

A ststuette Of Isis, declared to be Of ancient
Egyptian origin, has been found buried under
the foundations Of the Paris Bastile.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

The Tennessee State Guard is holding its an
nusl encsmpment at Murfreesboro.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09
mrh

J. H. Mansfield & Co. brokers of New
have suspended
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

August Flower keeps the children healthy and
strong
SO when Mamma needs more they rush of In
high glee, M
And shout to the druggist "Please give it to
mer
qInability to get up brisk and fresh in
the morning, lack of appetite, pallor,
muddy complexion and poor spirits
these all indicate disorder'ed stomach
and bad digestion-in adults and children,
too. They also indicate the urgent need
of taking Green's August Flower regu-
larly for few days.
Otis reliable old remedy for all stomach
troubles, never fails to cure indigestion,
dyspepsia and chronic constipation. and
is natural tonic for body and mind. ~
qTwo sizes, 75c and 75c. All druggists.
For sale by ], JAS. WOOD & SON.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

Chicago burglars aye experiencing change
Of luck. A man WHO inferred West Harrison
street saloon. expectA 3 to get the contents Of
a safe, got nothing bud he contents Of double
barrel shotgun and A ride to the morgue.::
Texas now has rod tiles Of railroad track
'sr 200 more miles than illinois and 1000 more
than are credp1 Q NeR York. The
T'leage - @ased
ed
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

REFERRING to the fact that the removal from
the Kentucky Courts to the Federal Courts of
the case of CALEB POWERS charged with the
murder of GoEBEL, re.
Uncle Sam marks The Washington
and Kentucky. Post is justified by the
United States Circuit
Court of Kentucky, on
the ground that POWERS could not obtain
fair trial from the State judiciary, The
Snrin nhald Rnnn hlican sauS
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1905-08-09

For sale by ], JAS. WOOD & SON.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-10-26
The Small Sons Decision.

A Baptis and a Methodist min
lister were by accident dining at
the same house. AS they took
their places there was an embar-
raised pause, the hostess not
knowing how to ask one minister
to say gaace without offending
the other.
The small son quickly grasped
the situation, and half rising in
his chair, moved his finger rap
idly around the table, reciting,
"Eny meme mine miny mo, catch
a niger by the toe." He ended
by pointing his finger at the Bap-
fist minister and shouting,
You're it!!"-Ex.