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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
WI. G. IRWIN { CO., LTD.

Agents for the
Royal Insurance Co. Of Liverpool, Eng.
Alliance Assurance Co. Of London,
Eng.
Scottish Union 4 National ins. Co. Of
Edinburgh, Scotland.
Fire Association Of Philadelphia.
Alliance Insurance Corporation Ltd.
Wllhelma Of Mardeburg General lns.
&c.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
HALElWA.

The HALEiWA HOTEL, HonoiuIu's
famous country resort, on the line Of
the Oahu Railway, contains every
modern Improvement and affords Ito
guests an opportunity 10 enjoy all
amusemsnts-solf, tennis, billiards,
f~s and salt water bathing, shoot.
g. fishing. riding and driving. Tick.
etc, including railway fare and one
full days room and board, are sold at
the Honolulu station ana Trent &
Company for $500. For departure Of
traIps, consult timetable.
On Sundays, the HALElWA LIMIT.
Ed, . two-hour train, leaves at s:22
q M; returning, arrives In Honelulv
at 10: 10 p. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
STANDARD LITERATURE

Shakespeare, ooaiIenez Edition,
80 Vols, full Limp Leather. $40 IS
Dumas, 10 Vols, 1-2 Morocco. rs 90
Balxae, 18 Vols, 1-2 Morocco. %. As 90
Charles Reade, II Vols, 1-2 Mo-
rocco -. ~ w
Hawthorne, 7 Vols, 1-2 Morocco II so
Hugo, 8 Vols, 1-2 Morocco 80. 20 90
Poe, II Vols, 1-2 Morocco ...... 27 80
Guizot, History Of France, 8
Vols, 1.2 Morocco .......... 20 90
Gibbons History Of Rome, 8
Vols, 1-2 Morocco ......... 12 so
Dickens, IS Vols, 1-2 Morocco. 81 so
RuskIn, 10 Vols, 1-2 Morocco. 80 so
Scott, ~ Vols, 1-2 Morocco 80. 80 90
Thaekeray, 10 Vols, 1-2 Morocco rs 90
Either Of the above really beautiful
sets will be delivered complete to any
part Of the Islands on payment Of the
small sum Of $500 down and $500
monthly instalIments, or 1919 discount
for all cash. Descriptive matter sent
on application.
Vim. C.LYON CO., Ltd.
FORT and HOTEL sTs., HONOLULU
(upstairs)
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
Clothes Cleaned and Pressed by the
HONOLULU RENovATINo CO.,
]. J. Fern, MANAGER.

ONCE: 114S North Fort st., opposite
Catholic Mission. All telephone mes.
sages promptly attended to. We call
'or and deliver Dyeing extra. Tele
nhone Main 376.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
BAND At PAlAMA.

The Hawaiian band will give pub
lie concert at the Palama railway de-
pot at 1880 this evening, as follows:
PART /.
March: "The Artillery. .......... .Theil
Overture: Bandit Tricks. ..... .Suppe
Galop: Prom House to House.. Faust
"The International Musical Congress"
.......... Sousa
PART ii.
Vocal: Hawaiian Songs. ar. by Berger
Mrs. N. Alapai.
Quadrille: "The U. s. Army. .Tobani
"Ahi Wela and Eleile". ar by Berger
March: Indiana" (by request) Daily
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
xAIMUki zoo sY NIGHT.

The Hawaiian Orchestra will play
at the Kaimuki Zoo Wednesday and
Friday evenings from 7:30 until II ..
m. Take an evening ride and see the
Arc Lights and Electrical Effects In
the Fish and Turtle Pons
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
BORN.

McCANDLESS-In this city. July 2S.
1905. to Mr.. and Mrs. L. L. McCand-
less, q daughter.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
Horse ShOeln6.
W.W.Wri9htC Co.
LIMIT Ed.

have opened q horseshoe
ing department In connec-
ton with their carriage
shop, etc. Having secur-
ed the services of Q hrst.
class shoer. they are pre-
pared to do ell work in
trusted to them In Q hrst-
class manner.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
HARMONY LODGE, No. 8, !. o. o. r

Meets every Monday evening at 1880
In o. o. F. Hall, Fort street.
L. r. HENDRY, Secretary.
CHARLES G. BARTLETT, n. G.
All visiting brothers very cordially
Invited.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
Claus spreekels. VIM. q. Irwin
Claus SpreckeIs { Co.
BANK ERS.
HONOLULU, T. n.

San Francisco Agents - The Ne.
vada National Bank of San Francisco.
Draw Exchange on the Nevada Ma.
tional Bank Of San Francisco.
London-The Union Of London and
Smiths Bank, Ltd.
New York-American Excha uge Ma.
tional Bank.
Chicago - Corn Exchange National
Bank.
Paris-Credit Lyonnais.
Honskong and Yokohama - Hong.
kong. Shanghai Banking Corporation.
New Zealand and Australia - Bank
Of New Zealand and Bank Of Austria.
lasia.
Victoria and Vancouver - Bank OF
British North America
Deposits received. Loans made on
approved security. Commercial and
Travellers Credits issued. Bills Of x.
change bought and sold.
Collection sPromptly Accounted For.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
ESTABLISHED IN 1853.
BISHOP & CO.,

BANKING DEPARTMENT..
Transact business In all depart
ments Of banking.
Collections carefully attended to.
Exchange bought and sold.
Commercial and Travellers Letters
Of Credit issued on the Bank Of Call.
fornla and N. N. Rothsehlids Z Sons,
London.
Correspondents for the American
Express Company, and Thos. Cook q
Son.
Interest allowed on term and sav.
Ings Bank Deposits.
TRUST DEPARTMENT.
Act ~ Trustees, collect Rents and
Dividends.
Safety Deposit Vault.
ACCOUNTANT DEPARTMENT,
o28 Bethel street.
Auditors and Trustees In Bank.
ruptey.
Books examined and reported on.
INSURANCE DEPARTMENT,
e24 Bethel Street
Agents for Fire, Marine, Life, AeeL
cent and Employsrs' Liability insur
anee companIea
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
The Yokohama Specie Bank. Ltd
ESTABLISHED 1850.

ESTABLISHED 1880.
Capital Subscribed. Yen 100000
Capital Paid Up ......Yen $4,000, 900
Reserved Fund .......Yen 9.720.000
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
6RANcHEs-Bombay. Hongkong, Ho.
nolulu, Kobe, London, Lyons, Naga.
saki, Newchwang. New York, Pc
king. San Francisco, Shanghai, II.
entsin, Toxic.
The bank buys and receives for col.
lection Bills Of Exchange. Issues
Drafts and Letters Of Credit and trans.
acts general banking business.
HONOLULU BRANCH, 81 KING ct.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
HONOLULU IRON WORKS

Improved and Modern SUGAR MA
cHiNERr Of every capacity and de-
serlptlon made to order. Boiler work
and RIvETEp PIPES for irrigation
purposes q speciality. Particular attsn
tIon paid to JOB WORK, and repairs
executed at shortest notice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
MYSTIC LODGE, No. 2, X. Of p.

Meets every Tuesday evening at
1880 O'Clock in X. of p. Hall. King
street. Visiting brothers cordially In.
vited to attend.
@. II. BERREY, c. G.
F. wALDRON. KRIS.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
Castle & Cooke, Ltd.
HONOLULU.
CommIssiol Merchants
:: Sugar Factor!

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation Co.
The Waialua Agricultural Co.
The kohala Sugar Co.
The Waimea Sugar Mil Co.
The Fulton Iron Works, Ct. Louis, No.
The Standard OH Co.
The Geo. F. Blake Steam Pumps.
Weston's centrifugals.
The New England Life Insurance Co.
Of Boston.
The Aetna Fire ins. Co. Of Hartford,
Conn.
The Alliance Assurance CO. Of London
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26
The First
AMERICAN SAVINGS
AND TRUST GO.
OF HAWAII, LTD.

SUBSCRIBED CAPITAL. $500, 10000
PAID UP cAPiTAL.......$1 $500, 10000
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-26

President ............. Cecil Brown
Vice President. m. p. Robinson
Cashier .............. W. q. Cooper
Office: Corner Fort and King SITS.
SAVINGS DEPOSITS received and
Interest allowed for yearly deposits at
the rate Of 1-2 per cent per annum.
Rules and regulations furnished up
on application.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
While the Virus Works.

Gossip is humming bird with eagle
wings and voice like foghorn. 1t
can be heard from Dan to Beersheba
and has caused more trouble than all
the ticks, fleas, mosquitoes, coyotes,
grasshoppers, chinch bugs, rattle
snakes, sharks, sore toes, cyclones,
earthquakes, billiards. smallpox, vel.
low fever, sout and Indigestion that
this great United States has known
or will know when the universe shuts
up shop and begins the final invoice.
In other words, 1t has got war and hell
both backed up in the corner yelling
for ice water-Guernsey (Wyo) Ga.
Zette.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
Weird and Wonderful.

Weird and wonderful are some of
the names which, in foreign tongues,
stand for bicycle" 1t is not SO bad
in Italian. where you will find it de-
scribed as velocifero and bicicletta,
and in Spanish the rendering is much
the same, but there all resemblance
to our own word ceases. In Germany
it is farrad or simply rad, just as in
English we say wheel. The Chinese
call it sometimes gaugma, which
means foreign horse, and sometimes
fei chai, flying machine. They also
call 1t tzu tzun, carriage-that-goes
without-horse. But the palm must be
given to the Flemish. In addition to
the appellations snelwiel, voetweil,
etc, it also bears the centipede name
cewielsnelrijvoelttra ttrappendneusdreker :
gestel!
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
Talk Turkey.

A man who makes it his business
as well as his pastime to hear every
public speech he can said the other
day:
Public speakers and campaign ora
tors do not always have time or occa-
sion to explain phrases used in 'driv-
fng home arguments. They must nee
essarily depend upon their audiences
to see the point through apt applica-
tions of such phrases. l have one in
mind-'to talk turkey 1t would not
always do to explain that the origin
of this is as follows:
Two men, an Indian and white
man, agreed to hunt together Cor a
day and to divide the spoils. When
the time came there was no difficulty
in apportioning the smaller birds and
animals-one of kind to each. At
last they reached the last pair, a crow
and turkey.
NOW. said the white man, with
great show of fairness, you may have
the crow and I'll take the turkey, or
I'll take the turkey and you may have
the crow
HUH srunted the Indian. why,
you no talk turkey to me?"
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
When the Bomb Burst.

The Sultan-"And how did it hap
pen, vizier that you failed to inter
pose your WORTHLESS body between
your sovereign and the bo.nb?"
The Vizier-"Pardon me, your high
ness, it was all over so quickly that
there was no time to make a move"
The Sultan-"A wise servant antici-
pates the danger of his master"
The Vizier-"Had | anticipated the
danger. your highness. would have
prevented the throwing of the deadly
missile"
Tho Sultan-"Then you are not
good at anticipation"
The Vizier-"No. your highness"
The Sultan. smiling-"In that case
you have not anticipated the fact that
am about to fine you twenty purses
of 100 sequins each. and in addition to
present you with thirty lashes across
the soles of your unanticipatiye feet"
Plain Dealer.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
"UncIe" in China,

Among the Canton houses there are
occasional exceptions to the usual one
storeyed or low constructions. Some
of these are built like square towers,
four or five stories high, with no out
side windows save at a considerable
distance above the ground, and no out
side projections by which thieves
might get in.
These establishments are called
pawn shops, but they appear more to
resemble banks. 1t is usual among
the Chinese to deposit their posses
sions of value, when not in use, in
these establishments. The people also
store there in summer their winter
clothing, on which money is often lent
by the proprietors.
To have dealings with pawn shop
is in no way derogatory to Chinese
gentleman's dignity.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
Judge Wilson'S Speech at Nahan..

In semi-centennial celebration at
Nahant, Mass, Judge ]. T. Wilson,
in an address at the town hall, began
this way:
Il don't want to make any elaborate
speech, because when l was a small
boy in backwoods town in Maine
they were holding centennial cele-
bration. The most prominent citizen
was going to make a speech, He
studied one for weeks beforehand, and
learned it all by heart, word for word.
Then when the day came he got up on
the platform and began: "A hundred
years ago this town was a bowling
Wilderness At this point he forgot
the rest. but bravely continued: AS |
said before, 100 years ago this town
was a bowling wilderness and-er-I
wish to heavens it was now"
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
Pigeon in long Confinement.

When the janitor of Harrisburg,
Pa, church opened the manhole of the
steam heating boiler of the church the
other morning a pigeon fluttered out.
The manhole had not been opened
since last summer. The only way the
bird could have got into the hole was
by descending a chimney 100 feet
high, crawling thirty feet through
smoke-pipe, and twenty feet through
the boiler. The man took the bird to
the open air, when it shot up several
hundred feet. and. getting its bearings,
winged its way rapidly into the west
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
The Guest and the Waiter.

dainty stranger waited into the
dining room of hotel in Smith Cen
ter, Kan, the other day, and as the
chair was held back for him pulled out
his handkerchief and busted the seat
carefully. Pulling up his trousers, he
seated himself, wiped the knife, fork
and spoon with a napkin, worried a
few crumbs off the table and heaved a
~igh of relief. Without hesitation the
girl who stepped forward to take his
order deftly wiped the strangers
mouth, which had been drawn into a
quicker of dissatisfaction at the imagin.
ary untidiness abounding. and planted
a kiss thereon that was plainly heard
in all parts of the room. The dainty
stranger when he recovered ordered
meekly, ate hurriedly and left quickly.
Kansas City Journal.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
nI cRANsv,s SAD MlshAp.
Train Of MIsfortunes Followed Con-
nectlon With EIx Raner

Hi Cranky met with what you would
naturally call an accident in the P. o.
the other ev'g. There has been
great many fles in the p o. of late,
and at last Postmaster Higgins pur
it on box and set it Just inside the
P. o. door to catch the flies coming
in or going out, just as they preferred.
1t was about dusk when Hi entered
the p. o. for his mail, and being as
he can't see very we'll anyhow and be-
ing also tired he sat down on the box
to rest and when he got up the fly
paper stuck to him and Hi went down
to Hen Weatherbys store without
knowing that it was fast to him, and
when the boys in the store saw it they
hollered and yelled and when Hi
found out he grabbed the sheet of fly
paper and pulled it off and then it
stuck to his hands and he would pull
it off of one hand with the other and it
would stick to the other hand and then
he would pull it off with the other
hand and it would stick to the hand
he pulled it off with and Hi got mad
and swore because he couldn't seem
to get rid of the flypaper, and so he
stepped on it with one foot and pulled
it from his hands and then it stuck to
the sole of his boot and he went out
side of the store and got it off on a
foot scraper at last. P M. Higgins
says Hi will have to pay him for that
sheet of flypaper or he cannot get his
mail at the P. o. in the future Hi
says he will walk to the Co. seat after
his mail before he will pay for the
sheet of flypaper.-"Bingvil Bugle"
items in the Boston Post.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
HIS CLIENT WON THE CASE.
Impressive Appeal Backed Up by De-
fendant's Appearance.

The late Charles p. Thompson of the
Massachusetts supreme court at one
time in his practice had client named
Michael Dougherty, who had been ar
rested for the illegal sale of liquor
The police had no evidence except one
pint of whisky, which their search of
his alleged kitchen bar room revealed.
In the superior court this evidence
was produced and a somewhat vivid
claim made of prima facie evidence of
guilt by the prosecuting attorney. Dur
ing all this Mr.. Thompson was silent
he arose and said:
Michael Dougherty, take the
stand" And Mike" with big red
nose, unshaven face, bleared eyes and
a general appearance of dilapidation
and detection. took the stand.
michael Dougherty, look upon the
jury. Gentlemen of the jury, look on
Michael Dougherty," said Mr.. Thomp-
son. All complied. Mr.. Thompson
himself, silently and steadily gazing
at Mike for a moment, slowly and
with solemnity, turned to the jury and
said: Gentlemen of the jury, do you
mean to say to this court and to me
that you honestly and truly believe
that Michael Dougherty, if he had a
pint of whisky, would sell it?"
1t is needless to say Mike" was
acquitted.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
Giving Money a Weiah.

81 saw new way of counting
wealth." said man who passes up and
down Broadway occasionally, "and in.
cidentally | got some idea of the
amount of money these penny music
halls gather in daily. I was in one the
other day about noontime, when the
proprietor was making up his accounts.
Do you know how he counted his re-
ceipts? Why, he weighed the pennies.
And he filed up the basket on the
scales good many times. too. Funny
way of doing it, but suppose it's fair.
ly accurate"
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
SLEEP PROMOTES LONG LIFE.
Sound and Refreshing Rest of the
Greatest Importance.

A centenarian attributed his length
of days as being mainly due to his
capacity for sleeping soundly. 1t was
not, he said, a question of long sleep
ing, for he rarely took more than six
or seven hours. In this time or even
less, he considers, a man can get all
the rest he needs, provided his sleep
is quiet and refreshing. In this con-
nection it is worth notice that most
long-lived people have been early
risers, mainly as a result of their
sleeping well. A fruitful cause of
insomnia is found in the case of per
sons who, working late at night, shake
off their fits of drowsiness, and by
strong coffee or other stimulants en-
deavor to keep awake. In time ma
ture exacts terrible retribution for
the defiance of her laws, and the Of
fender at last finds that he has muir
dered sleep so effectually that only
the use of narcotics will bring him
rest.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
The Dentist and the ALLIGATOR.

Roy Farrell Greene, the president
of the American Society of Curio Col
lectors, told at dinner of dentists an
appropriate story.
"A dentist" he said, "was once
travelling in the East, and in the Gan
ges his boat overturned, and he was
obliged to strike out for the shore.
"As the dentist swan sturdily
through the muddy water, an enor-
nous alligator suddenly rose up be-
fore him. The alligator opened it's
enormous jaws, and the next instant
would have been the dentists last
only-just in time-the man happened
to notice the great reptiles sharp,
white teeth. and an idea struck him.
He drew probe from his pocket
and, pressing it into the alligators
gums. he said:
"'Does this hurt you?
THE alligator screamed with pain,
and the dentist, amid its great agony.
made good his escape"
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
she WANTED TOO MUCH.
Good-Natured Butcher Was Tired Of
His Customer


well, I've just had my patience
medicine said our particularly good
natured butcher the other morning.
Your patience medicine?" | asked
questioningly.
Why. yes" he replied, seriously.
Il am having my patience tried daily
now, and at the same time feel that
it is being greatly benefited"
We'll, what's the cure?" / was led
be what it was.
why, for the past two weeks" re.
sponded the butcher, I've had new
customer. Daily she comes in and
buys three-quarters of pound of
meat. No more and no less will do,
and woe be unto me if fail to give
her the exact amount That wouldn't
be SO bad if she didn't insist always
on having it sent. l was getting some
what used to even that when she ap-
peared the other day to buy her meat
About ten minutes after had served
her she reappeared carrying loaf of
bread which she also wanted me to
send with the meat. | had scarcely re-
covered my composure after that when
That day was pretty severe on me-
but today she has just finished up
braiding me because / did not have
a postage stamp to sell her If she
doesn't change butchers pretty soon
I'm going to move."-New York
World
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
Secretary Roots Neat Reply.

Elihu Root has his sense of humor.
which CLEANS out now and then. A
reporter who had annoyed him by
foolish questions once capped the eli.
max by asking him whether the Presi-
dent was going to remove Mr. Conger,
minister to China, or was going to
ask his resignation. Neither" an
swered Mr.. Root II think that the
President will employ the Oriental
subterfuge of sending him a poisoned
letter"
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
MONEY IN MAKING FANS.
Last Years Export from One Chinese
Port Valued at $5oO,OCO.


The export of fans CT several varie-
ties from the ports of Hangchau, prac-
tically all of which are of local manu-
facture, has assumed proportions
which merit attention, say United
State Consul Anderson. The value of
fans from the port in 1904, as re-
ported by the customs authorities, is
considerably over 100000 in gold,
and this probably does not cover more
than half of the trade.
While the vast bulk of the fans thus
exported are rated as paper fans. most
of them are known in foreign markets
as fancy goods. The fans above rated
as fancy" are silk creations of more
or less beauty and novelty, greatly
desired by tourists.
While practically all these fans go
to Shanghai, where they are con.
trolled by guild, as is the case with
most other Chinese products, very
large number find their way to the
United States.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
WHAT The TEACHER MUST 90.
Aim to Produce "PIeasurabie Excite.
ment" In His Pupils.

knowledge is good, but wisdom is
better. The college valedictorian,
trained to take knowledge in, rather
than to impart it, may have much of
1t, with but little wisdom; he may be
able, as a teacher, to drill boys and
girls in Greek or Latin declensions,
and cram them with facts, useful or
valueless; but If he cannot produce in
them what Spencer calls "pleasurable
excitement" and interest, he is a fail
ure. His would be the sort of teach
ing that harps upon obedience and
discipline, and endeavors by force OF
rule and rod to oblige the pupil to
study and learn. The will cannot be
forced, but the real teacher knows
well that it can be led. He remem-
bers the remark of Rousseau that "the
teachers province is less to instruct
than to guide" that "he must not lay
down precepts. but teach his pupils
to discover them This was the way
of that great teacher, Agassiz, certain
ly.-Atlantic Monthly.
Gilpin observer., 1905-09-28
FROM OUTSIDE THE PALE.
Sections Reason for Not Seati,
Strancere in Churrh

ScStOH hedScn TOT MOI seating
Strangers in Church.
Bishop Potter had been telling the
Sunday school convention some of the
things the Cathedral of st. John the
Divine is going to be when it is fin
ished. 81 hope to give no offense to
my brother clergy" he said. "if say
that it is going to be the church in
New York where a stranger can find
a place.,
Then he told this story:
when l was rector of Grace church
I noticed one Sunday a group of four
or five strangers who stood at the door
half through the service, although
there were empty seats in the pews.
After service called my sexton to me.
Brown was an interesting and pic
turesque, but, l regret to say, profane
parsonage.
6 Brown l said, severely, no one
is to be left standing while there is
vacant seat in the church. l saw four
or five persons standing this morning
right through morning prayer.
Yes, replied Brown, but they
came from New Jersey New York
Times.