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RprooIts@de @ougbs mo GGroIinesStrabe.
9nIptguartter oes 91bern'WsdnnernorSA
9.sO. s@de @ougbs uno GaroIineftr. Bers
etusperlnmmIune. ieoen 9pnneritae gIbero.
Peue WlitgIieber n%iutnmmeH. 8Or3itg'
IineS 8ter ber acknowledgements I'M SGpt.
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Baltimore, Qto.
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SebenOeS @efliigeI, pro Bfuno:
oIte Siibner 15c. bis t5Ic.; iunge
Siibner 1Sc. bis 25c. Gnten t3c. bis
tGc.; gllter Zoe. bis 18c.; @dnIe
12c. bis t3c.; &nu6erL pro @aar 20c.
bis 25c.
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Sin 6nnS, In peldem IS Sabre lang Gin
Sdu6u1a6ergeihdft betrieber ipuroe; iudre
uiib paiieno iiir eiHen Milhmann ooer elm
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gnftiuns Scrfanfe.

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init etnem idbrIi6eu @ruHo5iHS bon $40 be-
laitet.
Die Standardization Ueiteben ans 8lpci .3iueis
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bduierH, ais Sutton 9otcl mo 8eliaurant be-
iuHHt.
Sir NeItbtiteI mn einQcbcuoe 8ef6retbuuG
ie6e nlan llrfuHOe (Nelea 10 Oes SALES Sellr0
). Rdu II. VI, gCQeH Sreoerid NtmJ II. VI.
B~e0inguHeeH: Sin Sriticl @Gdr Oer Aelt In
feds II. SlU6li Yionateu, oocr Nles 8udr. nab
8eIIeheH oe5 SiHferS, Oeri6ObeHe 3nbluttgen
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uno Sur .3ufrieocubcit Der 3rIftces aeltbett
fem. Sine BdnrdH5abIuHg bon $500 miro
bonn NtuIier am Gage oes SeriauiS p%crlnuat.
Jiuius u. NpplegartB, 8erludlter.
8attiiuu 4 @nBut,
600, tOG,tD @lttioHatoren.
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Hruonftcns Wtarft.

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olf ben @ngro8' Sonoel; fir Den
a~leinbonOel muB elm entipreden0er
&ufi6log gemodt per0en.
@ier, pro 9ubenO 1876. bis 1915.
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An ~perfauFeu pber an perbadbteu:

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40 BET 100 SUB. Ser btutere 3beiI beS @runos
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". Bernard GBuncclur, Mnlunlt,
9tr. POI Ct. I~dulaStraBe.
@cripa .ltCre . 3Crfnuf
boil
ipcSica UituimenSu ertben
Sdderets unO Observation-Disclosures
auf 0iicntli9er 9tuitiou an Ort mo Stele
Ar. 10t, 0eu ingtutts9tOeuUc
am Mittluud1, ben 20. gipril, 10 llBr 80rmittnqs.
strait eiHeS 8ciebl5 ocS Ser. Stadteu 81
ItriftssSerihts i'm 8uUfcrptiocriaGren BON Subu
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Iiide nit Wtetuu= 9tdbuteL 10 Stible nit Wtcs
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Combination @eloinranf. S6reibtii6 nit Nout
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Rlutttorulz nm EaoentlldsSSddgCH 9ttppladDClL.
@lualpuurcl etc, etc.
0ebiuauuQeu: @uGr. gnQemeiene 9aurs
Nn3abItng miro bon ieocm Stuuler betm saul
O~erla1gt.
u. 8erunro Chancellor,
W(uieus&erlualtcr.
SdtUn6, Bros. q So,
Gt0,3,5) 9Iuttiolaturer.
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Babe Standardization cine grobe Cottage nit
inoberrten 9inriftunget iiir 9epuemlihfeit.-
9Iabe5u 8pei Nder 9anO inter NultIr. ReidDs
li0 NIT Sbits mo SnattenbdumeI beIialoen.
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SECOND CALL.


$4,000 Seubonro Ter .............. s6h
$1,000 @tiuuiic Conf Ct RB 5er. ..,....1O
$1,000 WI Gont Ct Nh r............ 1857
$1,000 Goal II. Srou 9D 5er..........i07A
$4,000 Sent OF @eorain Conf Ser. g. .1O5%
$1,000 Sim, 3her. 1927 ...,........1oo%
$4,000 " 6 Q Goni Der ..............toth
$1,000 lluiteO 5IoiIunbS Gtnt -. -. 55%
$4,000 uuiteO RoinUob3 Gint ,........ 55&
$1,000 Gent @b Grt Ser .............ti7&
$1,000 9lor Quc g IL, 6 4er. ......... t05M
$1,000 0Itff aonl H. Ger +. 4cr ...... .t0t7s
$1,000 uuitco 8oiIuobs Stint =. ...... 557s
$4,000 Qiabt IL. Rower 4I4cr ,........ 0slA
30 Cotton 9uct e. A) .......... rs
10 Gptton 0uct q I'D .......,... IA
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-04-26

gutaebenoer Grocerp.aa6en nit @obnbnus
al Der Goros@nbSStrabe; gutter GtGno. gl1dbs
5nfrdeen bel Gbas. U. Seder, Nr. 40, Tpro.
GarepsS truRe. (seobi8E)
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3iuet @rd6er i'm bf. GrIoiersSrieoboTe an
b~erfaufen. gla65ufrageH in Gr. ~, sioros
Durham trnke. U15-D
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&crlan9t I'M 9lQ9cmcincn.
qeutides ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Er. 219, SiiorSDarpsStraBe, unter Der 9tuf1i9t
ber y9ertibeH @eieul6ait." e. 9ieientaelL ole
gu bci6dftiaen lUilnfhen, lpoueu itn peri6rlib
p6er in fraHfirten 8rtefeu ui ben Ngenien Der
@efeuifnft, SoBaHu .. Meger, Gr. 2t9, Glib
SbarpsStrabe, iDenoer, iuel6er rneriaeIilib
p~lusfuuit ertbeileu miro. (Sau2S,1S
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9u uerfanieu:
Gin @rocerbsaaoen NIT &obnbnts an Der
mofbers 5trube; quite @eifdfte. giaf5nfraaen
BEL Ghas. u. geder, iii. 420, Noro. GarepsS Str.
(Gob16-)
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6arferns9iono benz Gnrleb510rf1 uilb 8apecrs
GduppeH gepeniiber. Gnter EInb fur eireu
@ierrifen Merrif<n,
fQfuriId. 4 QfO 100 GifsGeriuafpIIs&fr-
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yin fpelbcs WllOhen fir nlQemeine 6aItss
nrbett; Elm O~eHtiCbca ptro uorpe5oQeH. 9SadD}us
lrdaen IN NT. 25I3, St. Rnuls StrnRc.
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$4,000 uniteb 8otItpdb5 Ginf ......... 55ss
$4,000 lluitco Railtuap5 Sim. 551a
$4,000 ltHiteo 8~nilmnDs 4er ....... 02
$4,000 g~Ioriolf II. etabt ser .......... OAK
$4,000 5loriOu It. Gout6erH 4eT ....... 99A
$4,000 @-@NS @imf o.. D.. .I........ 291a
$1,000 Cotton 9uei ser .. ........... 7615
$1,000 @iImiuotou 1t. gBeloou 4er .....t0tHa
$500 8iratuia Ser (ueue) .......... 90
10000 5eOboarS tosfdbr ser 10. .......t04%
500 Nilouiic Is g OF e 4er GfS 5saoer oO1a
$1,000 Goniol Goal Aefuno ai3er. .....tO1A
$1,000 Limited A]ailmaps Ginf. ......... 55Fs
7 ga Son II. STA 1. Rio ........too1
a. International Unit o.. ........i42
20 Baltimore 9rict Com ......... 1925
10 Baltimore Qrici Gom.......,.. 12A
% 9dnt Of Baltimore . .........t23
Ntluuttc Is g r R.............1G7
100 uuiteO Rus t5afe . D,....... 10
80 Gottou Gucf Il ) ........... IA
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22

-he began to see the method of Anne
Maria's madness. Hospitality he press
ed other things on the Captain, but
without avail. The first pie disap-
peared in exactly a minute-the second
required minute and half. Then
the Judge lost count, though his inter-
est was still keen. He smiled affably
when the Captain said, in conscience
stricken voice:
God bless me! Jones, I've eaten
every pie. Such a pile of them, too.
But you'll forgive mel don't get EN-
only once in blue moon Besides.
after the tuck-out I shan't want any
thing for at least two days"
You're more than welcome the
Judge said Hospitality, lighting cigar
The Captain waved aside proffered
pipe. Wouldn't spoil the after-taste or
my pies for fortune, he said. I'm
going right now to sleep away the
afternoon-indeed, / feel like sleeping
till tomorrow morning"
Man proposes-sometimes. The Cap
tin slept for three hours, to awake in
agony. Not for naught had he coddled
and cosseted a stomach of these years.
1t resented angrily the burden he had
put upon it. Fried pastry had been
nothing to a BOYS digestion. but to
eat it with boys appetite in late mid
die age made it quite another thing
The peaches had been as sweet and
spiced as the pastry was greasy. To-
gether they kept the poor Captain i'll
all night long. In the morning he was
weak and wan-so weak the bare
thought of food revolted him. He got
up and staggered about the room, but
found it idle to think of going out.
Then came the Judge to whisk him
tain's weak and wavering protests.
"I ,paUe Won haroi NOT much HO-
tells are dreary places for sick men,"
the Judge said heartily-meaning
quite half he said. And the Captain
found himself established in state in
the Jones spare room. with Anne Ma
ria fitting noiselessly in and out to
fetch him Cruel. or clam broth, or
some other thing he needed but did
not crave.
Thus skillfully encouraged, indiges-
ton kept him prisoner three full days.
When he at last got out, it was to find
the railway pact made beyond over
setting. That. however, did not trou-
bic him so much as a nearer personal
concern. Alonzo must be told-but
how? There lay the rub. Alonzo
was still sulking afar off-at least the
Captain believed so. Desperately he
decided on heroic measures. After
the decision he took Anne Maria for a
quiet drive-Anne Maria in her best
frock and her most demure smile
When they came back the Captain
sent Alonzo dispatch:
.-Come home; 1 have married q
Jones. Help me break 1t to the old
folks"
The answer was delayed. and the
Captain was fuming when it came. AS
he tore it open Anne Maria read over
his shoulder: Congratulations So
have /. We will break it to the old
folks together. "-(Copyright. 1905,
by Martha McCulloch- Williams.)
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
GETTING RICH SLOWLY.

Ordinarily a great fortune is built
up like a stone wall-a stone at a
time, says the Troy Press. The young
man who declines to lay the first
a wall, will never make progress in
financial masonry. An immense pro-
portion of the people of this country
live up to their incomes, laying aside
nothing for the traditional rainy day.
Because they cannot save $1,000 in a
bunch they save nothing. The great
est financial kings of the world have
not been above taking care of the pen
nies even. The great financial institu-
tions look after even the fractions of
pennies.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
POSTING SISTERS BEAU.

He was a naughty little brother; but
little brothers always are naughty on
such occasions. Sisters young gentle
man was waiting patiently in the
drawing-room and Tommy opened fire
with:
Are you going to propose to my
sister to-night?"
Why. I-er-er-er what do you
mean?'
"Oh, nothing! Only if you are you
amt a-goin' to surprise her. At din
ner JUS now she bribed me an my lit
tie brother to go to bed at 1880 o'clock.
She's hung four Cupid pictures on the
parlor wall. moved the sofa over in
the darkest corner. got ma and pa to
go calm next door, shut the dog in
the hall ans been practicing Because 1
Love You on the pianner all the after
noon. You'll get her all right, only
if she tells you bout it's being sudden,
tell her it's all nkum!"-Philadel-
phia Telegraph.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22

Mrs. Eward c. Landis was hostess
at a delightful tea yesterday. invovlns'
as II did. the renewal of many Old
friendships between Mrs John b. New
hall and her former associates OF TINS
city. The Lands home at Scott anu
Filbert streets is a new one ana 10
its own brightness was added that OF
many flowers, mostly the fresh apple
blossoms.
Receiving with Mrs. Lands were
Mrs. w. H. Hammer. Mrs. Rhodes,
Mrs. H. d. Tilden, Mrs. Weir, Mrs
John Hunt, Mrs. James c. Shook, MISS
Elizabeth knight. Miss Ida Voorman,
Mrs. Sharrocks.
Several future items of interest were
divulged by Arthur Delroy, the palm
ist, who read many of the attendant
palms.
Mrs. Newhall has been in San Fran
cisco for a visit. and expects to re-
turn to her home in Lynn, Mass, with
in the next two months.
Mrs. C. o. G.. Miller will entertain at
bridge to-day.
,.
Francisco last evening for Vancouver
Barracks, only to remain there few
days. for she and Major Rowan sail
for the Philippines on March 81.
At the wedding last Friday OF Miss
Eleanor Roosevelt and Frank Delano
Roosevelt in New York. Miss Alice
Roosevelt was one Of the bridesmaids.
1t seems that this first daughter OF
the land" is quite accustomed to act in
such capacity, having stood with sew
eral brides, and entertains no supersti-
tion regarding the adage. Three times
a bridesmaid, never bride" Miss
Roosevelt's gown on this occasion was
the one she donned at the inaugural
ball.
An engagement announced last year
is rapidly nearing it's arrival to the
wedding day. In April Miss Olive
Hamilton will be married to Winslow
Beedy at the home of Mrs. C. H. Har-
rison, Sausalito. This beautiful doni-
cile is called Hazel Mount" and Mrs.
Harrison, who is the aunt Of the bride,
has planned for charming wedding.
Colonel and Mrs ]. A. Darling. with
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
/: THE PLIGHT OF CAPTAIN :.
:: MARSHALL. ::
BY NRRTFR f1CULLO LOCF-WILLIHMS

aF Anne Maria Jones had been born
beauty, or even moderately pretty,
! this story would not have to be
written With a snub nose, hair,
eyes and complexion of the same
piece, and no figure to speak of, even
a robust vanity cannot deceive. Anne
Marias vanity was not robust. How
should it be when she had a beautiful
sister upon whom the family hopes
and the family expenditures equally
centered? But Anne Maria had under
standing. Since she could not be or
namental she resolved to be useful.
Moreover. she had a palate rare in
womankind, and a deft way in the
kitchen that was worth a lot of looks.
You begin to perceive the relation
of things. If she had been a beauty
she wouldn't have been a cook. And
then Captain Josephus Marshall-but
stories should be told as they happen.
Captain Josephus was a bachelor, rich
and cranky, who had two cares in
life-keeping his indigestion and his
freedom. To say that he was nice
over his eating is putting it quite too
mildly. 1t was the same regarding his
single estate, He thought every girl
who was even civil to him had visions
OF dover or alimony floating through
her head. And he was firmly resolved
never to marry; also quite as firmly
resolved that his nephew, Alonzo,
should not live a bachelor, nor marry
any wife save one of the Captains
choosing
Judge Jones, Anne Maria's father,
had been at college with the Captain.
Naturally when business deal
brought the Captain to the Judges
town he was made very welcome in
the Jones home. Naturally, also,
ole Il,
before Louella, the beauty. Then the
Captain called him names, and sent
him packing, saying gruff1y: IF you
want my money to go to charity just
marry anything named Jones'"
When Louella heard that she tossed
her head and went on a long visit to-
her city aunt. Anne Maria stayed at
home. keeping very much out of the
Captains way, but getting up such
dishes for him as he had not tasted
since his mother died Good feeding
is held to breed good temper. but the
Captain must have been born to set
rule and proverbs at defiance. The
fatter he got the crankier he showed
himself to be. Indeed, Judge Jones
gave Anne Maria caution at the end
of the third fortnight, saying: If you
feed up that old wretch much more
there'll be no doing business with him.
AS matters stand, this whole thing
hinges on his consent-and yesterday
he let us know in full board that unless
he has his own way in everything, from
the weight of the rails to the names
of the stations. the railroad will never
be built. The final meeting when all
must be decided comes off two days
hence If only you could make the
Captain ill-too i'll to be in his seat
but really l don't believe it is possible.
He has the stomach of an ostrich, al
though he talks dyspepsia half the
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
MYSTERY OF HEALTH.

Whenever any one is released from
a Jail or penitentiary after a long SEN
tence, we read that while he was in
poor or downright bad health when
he entered he comes out as hearty as
brick. Yet almost without exception
jails and penitentiaries are unsanitary,
sunless places, with no facilities for
precautions usually taken by those
who wish to get or keep healthy. The
mystery lies in two words-regularit
and diet. The first Is perhaps the
more important. Clock-like regu-
larity; everything done on the second
and on the same second every day; a
recognition of the fact that the body
is machine. Then, as a supplement
to this, simple diet-plain. not too
varied-enough to eat. but not too
much.-Saturday Evening Post.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22

time"
Anne Maria sighed. then smiled, but
said nothing. She studied half the
night. and next morning said privately
to the Judge: Don't come home to
lunch, father-I shall send something
to the office And be sure you keep the
Captain to eat with you" Then she
disappeared in the direction or the
kitchen, smiling oddly, and also signing
the least bit in the world.
What have we here? AS l live,
fried piesi Jerusalem, how my mouth
waters! I can eat an acre of 'em any
day!" the Captain cried, as toward
one o'clock that day Judge Jones threw
back the damask cover of the laden
tray that had just been set on top OF
his big desk. And I'm hungry as a
wolff This is luck!" the Captain went
on, seizing one of the rich brown greasy
half moons and popping the end of it
into his mouth. 1t came away with a
clean semi-circular cut something less
than four inches across. Dried peach
pies!" the Captain mumbled ecstatic-
ally, chewing hard. "Sun-dried peaches
too. Where, where did you find 'em,
Jones? Never tasted anything so good
in all my life"
You must ask the women" the
Judge said, chuckling behind his hand
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
1.-THE SMART SET
BY SILLY SHARP

the Iatter's sister. Miss Ellen Hastings.
are on their way to California. having
left New York a few days ago.
Our national reputation for globs-
trotting has even exceeded itself this
spring and never in several years has
there been such a wholesale exodus 10
Europe as is now in process. Lent,
with its invitation to quietude, is be-
ing utilized mainly for sightseeing not
compatible with other times demand
ing hospitality. Last week small col
ony of Californians sailed from New
York harbor for the European border.
and notable among the passengers
were Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Sehussler
with their daughters, Miss Alice and
Miss Louise. Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel
Knight are also en- route for foreign
capitals.
Mrs. w. H. Hammer will sail for
Japan April 13.
The wedding Of Miss Camille Rosen-
blatt and Alfred s. Gump viii take
place March 2S. The ceremony will
be performed In the Concordia Club at
$3.50.
Mrs. C. P. Huff. wife OF Ensign HUH.
u. s. NJ, has returned from Hotel del
Coronado. where she has been spend
ing a month.
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Shepard Brtckell,
with their son Russell Brickel. have
returned to San Francisco after six
months tour through Europe.
The home Of Mrs. Eleanor Martin
was filled yesterday afternoon with So
lciety people who listened to an inter-
esting address on "Othello" by Edgar
G. Abbott of Boston This was the
first of a series Of three lectures to oa
given on Shakespearean plays. Next
Tuesday, the 2Sth. the Merchant OF
Venice will be the subject, TO be given
at the ST. Francis, Mrs. Frank Caro-
Ian, hostess.
Mrs. William G. Irwin's home will
be the third meeting place on April 4.
when Hamlet will be expOunded.
These talks will be Of great social and
financial interest, for the California
woman's Hospital is to be the bene-
ficiary, and Mrs. CarOlan is making
much effort toward the general success.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22

THE UNIVERSITY K. Probesta.
Tehama County. Cal The organic act
or charter of the University of Cali
fornia declares that 'it shall be called
the University of California and shall
be located on grounds donated to the
State by the College of California" q"
The land referred to is $50 acres, on
part of which the university buildings
now stand. and was donated by the
California College at a meeting held
October 8. 1867.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
SHAT TERlNC AN ILLUSION.

The elderly passenger in the street.
car, who was not so well preserved
as he thought he was, arose and Of
fered his seat to the young woman
who was standing in the aisle.
oh, no. thank you," she said, st
couldn't think of depriving an old gen.
tleman of his seat
You mean it kindly, miss rejoined
the elderly passenger. sitting down
again, but I'd rather you had chloro-
formed me."-Chicago Tribune.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
BOBBIE ON EDITORS.

There are kinds of EDITORS:
1. boss editors.
g other editors.
3. spoarting editors.
/ would like to be the spoarting editor
beekause he gifts into all the fights and
ball gains free and the other editors
pay when they go but doan't go thay
aint got time. The boss editor is the
best job for mummy.
editors is pretty hard to lick they
doant git licked much. Once my Pa
tried to lick editor but got licked
hisself and came home with eye all
black and Ma said 1t serves WI rite
trying to take away the freedom of
the Press Milwaukee Sentinel.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
Peculiarities of Orators.

Some men get white while they are
making great speeches and some get
red. Others are nervous and f1dgety.
Others swing their arms and hop about
from one foot to the other. Senator
Foraker Of Ohio has his own peculiar
ity- When he is talking his face
grows very white, but his ears get as
red as tomatoes. All the blood seems
to settle there
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
JOHN HAYS ILLNESS.

whole country hears with profound precarious
condition OF the health of Secretary Hay He has had longer
and varied experience public life and with the
affairs of his than other official AS
young he Washington the private secretary
President Lincoln and intimate touch with all of the tragic
incidents of the Civil War Later Minister
then became Secretary of State In position all
perepc his and we'll balanced mind his sawart Aercansm
and his love of truth and justice have made him the greatest arest
and best diplomat the world
He the Presidents private secretary when Lincoln
ssnaed he Secretary of State when Mckinley
experience that other
his kindly heart and sympathetic
cav harmful impress his physique.
I has taught the world diplomacy and has taken
that profession its craft and cunning and has substituted
honor and uthfrness and justice So widely has this impression
gone other compelled recognize
said that ambassador abroad
country As Secretary
He has influenced as
no the Department He con-
od every Chanceory Europe commanding open
China defeating through Ii Hung Chang treaty
finally preventing after the
He compelled also the neutrality Of China, and by single
preston prepared for the of nearly Mncura to that
empire when said that administrative entity" must be
spected.
these days OF his shattered health and strength seeking exile
and hopes of all seek
Justice and love their fellow-men
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-22
EVIDENCE AT HAND.

"Ah" sighed the man with the
scanty hair, Shakespeare spoke truly
when he said. The evil that men do
lives after them"
For, be it said. the scanty-haired
man had recently married a widow
with 1o-year-old son who was a ter
Chicago News.