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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
You Have No Right to Suffer
From Constipation, Bowel and Stomach Trouble

@. What is the beginning of sickness?
A. Constipation.
c. What is Constipation
A Failure of the bowels to carry of tn,
waste matter which lies in the alimentary cana
where it decays and poisons the entire system
Eventually the results are death under the
name of some other disease. Note the deaths
from typhoid fever and appendicitis, stomach
and bowel trouble at the present time.
G What causes Constipation?
A Neglect to respond to the call of nature
promptly. Lack of exercise. Excessive brair
work. Mental emotion and improper diet.
G: What are the results of neglected Consti
patton?
A Constipation causes more suffering thar
any other disease 1t causes rheumatism. colds
fevers. stomach, bowel. kidney, lung and heart
troubles. etc 1t is the one disease that starts
all others Indigestion, dyspepsia diarrhea, loss
of sleep and strength are its symptoms-piles
appendicitis and fistula, are caused by Constipa
ton Its consequences are known to all ply
until it is too late Women become confirmed
invalids as result of Constipation.
@. Do physicians recognize this?
A. Yes. The first ques ton your doctor asks
you is ARE you constipated:" That is The secret
Q. Can 1t be cured
A Yes. with proper treatment The common
mineral water. castor oil injections. etc. every
increase the malady. You know this by your
own experience.
@. What then should be done to cure it?
A. Get bottle of Mulls Grape Tonic at once
Mull's Grape Tonic will positively cure Consti
patton and Stomach Trouble in the shortest
space of time. No other remedy has before been
known to cure Constipation positively AID per-
manently.
O. What is Mull'S Grape Tonic ?
A. 1t is a Compound with 40 per cent of the
juice of Concord grapes 1t exerts peculiar
strengthening, healing influence upon the intes
tines, so that they can do their work unaided
The process is gradual but sure. 1t is not a
physic. but it cures Constipation. Dysentery,
stomach and Bowel Trouble. Having rich
fruity grape flavor. it is pleasant to take. As q
tonic it is uneQualled insuring the system
against disease 1t strengthens and builds ur
waste tissue.
Q. Where can Mulls Grape Tonic be had
A Your druggist sells it. The dollar bottle
contains nearly three times the 50-cenI size.
Good for Ailing Children and Nursing Mothers.
A free bottle to FL who have never used IL
because we know it will cure you.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
Cramp in the Legs.

People who are subject to cramp
in the legs should always be provid-
ed with a good strong piece of cord,
especially in their bed rooms. When
the cramp comes on take the cord,
Wind it around the leg over the place
where he is cramped, take an end in
each hand and give it a sharp pull,
one that will hurt a little, and the
cramp will cease instantly. People
much subject to cramp in bed have
found great relief from wearing on
each leg a garter of wide tape which
has several thin slices of thin cork
stitched on it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
A Dozen Don'ts.

-
Don't KNOCK"
Don't get gay.
Don't depend too much on friends.
Don't forget that the best kind of
advise is example.
Don't do all your pushing against
the breechestrapS.
Don't be a good fellow at the ex-
pense of. your family.
Don't forget that your wife earns
half of the money-or more
Don't forget that time wasted to-
day is draft on tomorrow.
Don't work so nard trying to find
way to live without working.
Don't forget that there would be
no tongue of gossip if there were not
at least two ears.
Don't keep all your good nature
for use during business hours-take
some of it home with you.
Don't think that a brown stone
front will keep the butcher boy from
seeing the garbage barrel in the rear.
w. L. Maupin in Commoner.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
The Army Teapot.

A Pittsburg genius offers, as a so
luton to the army canteen problem,
the suggestion that teapots with real
tea in them be used in place of the
whisky canteens- Now, let's see how
long it will be before some old granny
will rise up in her might and enter a
protest on the ground that tea is in
furious to a1l-except old people and
old maids and things.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

Every housekeeper should know
that il they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because it
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in y pound pack
ages. and the price is the same, 1c
cents Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
icals- II your grocer tries to sell you
a 12-oz- package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
tiers and figures 10 ozs.'' Demand De
fiance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick
ing Defiance never sticks.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
WiIIie's Suspicion.

Say pal"
GO on, Willie" remarked the pastor
of the Steenth Avenue church.
When a matchmaker fills a watcI
don't it?'' -.
Yes son.
Then what do you mean when you
say you are going to fill the pulpit
next Sunday ?''-Kansas City Drovers
Telegram.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
BIG PUBLISHER SUED.

Chicago, Oct. 1C.-The Peruna Drug
Manufacturing Company, manufacture
ers of a widely known proprietary med
icine, has brought suit in the Superior
Court of the City of Chicago against
the Curtis Publishing Company of Phil
adelphia, alleging that it has been
damaged to the extent of $3.50, 900 by {.
recent article in the Ladies' Home
Journal.
The suit is based on a statement re-
Gently made in that journal that a
testimonial as to the merit of the rem
edy manufactured by the plaintiff, al
legged to have been given by Congress
man George H. White of South Caro-
lima, was fraudulent. denial from Mr..
White that he ever gave such a testi-
monial also being printed.
The Peruna company declares that
Congressman White did give the testi-
monial in good faith. and that it has
two original letters from Mr.. White. 1t
declares that Mr.. White was led to
repudiate the testimonial through a
misunderstanding.
This is the second large damage suit
that has been filed against the Curtis
Publishing company since it inaugur-
ated its attacks on Patent Medicines. I"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
The Whole ihino.

Yes" said young Benedick, eve
went to Niagara Falls on our honey
moon. Just as soon as we got off the
train my wife and 1 walked right over
10 see the falls
Magnificent. eh?" remarked llicks.
You bet! You should have seen all
the men rubbering at her as we
walked along
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
But Not Now.

ST want to be an angel"
He sang this old-time song.
His face was bright with gladness
And his voice was clear and strong
Il want to be an angel"
He sang-then held his breath,
For clear-cut crash OF thunder
Had scared him most to DEATH
Kansas City Drovers Telegram.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
With Due ALLOWANCE.

Mr.. James ] Hills characterization
of the isthmian canal as an expensive
toy that appeals more to the imagi-
nation than to the reasoning faculties
will have to be taken with due al
lowance for his transcontinental rail-
road interests He's cut bias.-Bos-
ton Herald
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
The Curative Power of PE-RU-NA
in Kidney Disease the Talk
of the Continent.

Nicholas ]. Hertz, Member of Ancient
Order of Workmen, Capitol Lodge,
No. 14o, Pearl Street Hotel, Albany,
\. ", writes;
"a few months ago I contracted q
heavy cold which settled in my kidneys,
and each time i was exposed to inclem-
ent weather the trouble was aggravated
until finally was unable to work.
AFTER trying many of the adver-
tised remedies for kidney trouble, I
finally took Peruna.
In a week the intense pains In
my back were much relieved and in
four weeks / was able to take up
my work again.
Il still continued to use Peruua for
another month and at the end of thas
time l was perfectly well.
Il now take a dose or two when 1
have been exposed and find that 1T Ii
splendid to keep me well"
Hundreds Of Cures.
DR.. Hartman is constantly in receipt
of testimonials from people who have
been cured of chronic and complicated
kidney disease by Peruna. For free
medical advice, address Dr. Hartman,
President of The Hartman Sanitarium.
Columbus, Ohio.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
HOMESEEKERS RATES.
Round Trip. Good for Twenty-one
Days.

To many points in Arkansas, Indian
Territory, Kansas, Colorado, Louis
lana, Southwest Missouri, Texas and
Nebraska. Tickets on sale October
Sd and 7th, November 18th and 21st,
December 5th and 10Th. Excursion
rate for the above dates. Seventy
five per cent of the one way rate for
the round trip. with a minimum of
ten dollars. The Missouri Pacific
runs North, South and West from
Kansas City daily. Visit the White
River country between Carthage,
Mo-, and Batesville, Ark. Excursion
tickets on sale at Union Depot and
City Ticket Office, 901 Main Street.
E. S. JEWETT, Gen1 Agent,
Kansas City, Mo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

"Oh, yes, we were terribly sick, for
the vessel turned somersaults and
stood on it's head for an hour. The
night was black, too, but there was
considerable diversion on deck
Anything startling2"
"On,no; one thing and then another
came up, but nothing startling. We
felt great relief, though. when the
moon came up.''-Kansas City Drovers
Telegram
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
lOl45
FREE BOTTLE.


Send this coupon with your name and adj
dress and your druggists name for a free
bottle of MulIs Grape Tonic for Stomach
and Bowels, to
MULLS GRAPE TONIC CO..
las Third Avenue, Rock Island. Illinois
Gire FuH ADDRESS and Write Plainly
The 800 bottle contains nearly three
times the Soc size. AT drug stores
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

Old Lady: One doesn't hear so much
of the young ladies running off with
their coachmen nowadays.
Second Ditto: No. but they go and
mary their chiffoniers, and that
worse.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
Nothing Doing.

A German who invented a telamobilo-
Skop
To detect when vessel is approach
ing
Another vessel on the ocean,
Chose mighty bad name
For fellow to make limerick out of.
kansas City 'Drovers Telegram.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

Most any man could succeed in
business if he could put up as good a
front as the average woman can when
a fashionable neighbor happens to
call on wash day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
PREPARING fer the Wecdino,

81 suppose" said the facetious
stranger, watching a workman spread
a carpet from the church to the curb
that's the high road to Heaven
you're fixing there?''
No" replied the man, "this is
merely a bridal path"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
Insist on Getting 1t.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have a
stock in hand of II OF. brands, which
they know cannot be sold 10 a custo-
mer who has once used the 16 OF.
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
LAUGH AND BE GLAD
HERE ARE THE HUMoRs OF LIFE
IN SMALL TABLETS.
Boys Practical Idea of Tangible
Objsct-ExceIIent Footpath for
Flies-Too Much Superstition Drove
Sleep From Romantic Maiden.
Worth While.

Passenger Con trunk line of rail-
way)-Somehow the scenery along
here looks different from what it used
to-
Conductor-Yes; the road used to
run around this hill. We go through
it now, in deep cut 1t cost the COM
pany $780, 900 and two months work to
make the cut, but it shortens our run
ming time nearly three seconds.-Chf
cago Tribune.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
OpDortuuitY.

Don't depend on others. Be independent.
Representatives wanted to develop home
occupation = either lady or gentlemen.
Pleasant, easy and profitable Enclose
stamp for particulars. Address r. j.
SARASY CO., Madison, Wis.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

When a boy calls his father eth
old man. it is a sign that it is tim
to hunt up a hickory tree.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
In the Art Gallery.

Softleigh-I feel great reverence
when 1 stand before one of those old
masters. Don't you?
N Peck-Yes, am greatly awed by
one I have at hone.-Kansas civ
Drovers Telegram.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
WASHINGTON LIFE MAN.

Pat: This is great country, Mary
Ann.
Mary Ann: How's that?"
Pat; Shure tn papers SEE yez can
buy a foive-dollar money order fer
three cints, Oh m after havin' wan
now wild tn money yez give me for tn
cake av soap.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
The Black Hand in Denver.

A little pickaninny ran crying up
Welton street yesterday. as though
his little heart would break
What is the matter?" asked a man.
MY mammie spanked me-" was the
reply.
"Ah, 1 see- More work of the black
hand."-Denver News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
Henpecked.

The Indiana man who had died and
was called back to life by the screams
of his wife was evidently afraid to
die without her consent.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

A great many men scheme to ge
themselves in the nine-hole, and the
complain about it when they get il
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

All is not figure that dresses that
way.
A woman can pretend almost any
thing except that she likes to smoke.
A girl is never sure whether you
squeezed her fingers or she did yours.
Remorse lasts almost as long as the
punishment for the thing that causes
it.
An accident may make man great,
but it takes steady plugging to keep
him So.-New YORK Press.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

only when their own pockets are
empty.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
Those Who Have Tried II

will use no other. Defiance Cold wa
ter Starch has no equal in Quantit
or QuaIity-16 OF. for 10 cents. Othe
brands contain only IL OF.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
No Wonder,

Where is Charlie Blower, the cor.
net player?"
Studying abroad"
who advised him to go so far to
study
''All of his neighbors. "-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
The Reaon

why do you call your servant girl
Dover"
Because she is such a peace maker
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

A tract may save a soul if the
stomach is first attended to.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
All Up.

The genuine has a date and number stamped OF
the label-take no other from your druggist
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup.
For children teething, eoftens the gums reduces IN
hammaton. ansys pain, cures wfnd collie 25c bottle
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
More FIexIble and La..ino-

won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for same
money.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

A good employee is worth some
thing besides the wages palu him.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
Not an Athlete.

How is Jigley's boy making out at
college?'
oh. he isn't amounting to much
there
why, I heard he was making great
progress with his studies"
That's just it. He spends all his
time trying to acquire an education
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

The best day of life lies between
yesterday and tomorrow.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
Superstitious.

Superstitious.
Mother, what sort of a sign is 1t
when you dream that you are mar
ried?'
They say that dreams go by con-
traries, my dear"
Mother, I'll be afraid to go to sleep
now"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

The man who makes nothing but
money is poorly paid.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

ooh, no, we just handed him a
bunch of photographs and his own
was among them. He amused hi.
self for hours"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

What is meant by something tan
gible, pap
Something that you can touch.
SON.
Then it is another name for an
easy mark"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

Some men mistake their moral dys-
pepsia for religion
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

New Letter In the Alphabet.
Mother (who is teaching her child
he alphabet)-Now, dearie, what
comes after e?
The -Whi<,-Judge.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

Jumper-Say, Jimmy, come up here
on the path; the air is much finer,
and it's smoother walking.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
A Sure Cur

A Sure Cure.
Jones-Wha1 s good for the tooth
ache?
Smith-walk about halfway to the
nearest dentists. Judge.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21
LOOKING at Himself.

I'VE had quite prominent actor as
a guest at our house the other even
inc
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-21

Gracious, didn't you find it hard
to entertain him?''
New-York tribune., 1905-04-23

Alexandra, which exhibits the pleasant
relations existing between her and her
Maids of Honor. On one occasion one
of the young women arrived at the castle
minus her luggage. and quietly informed
her majesty of the fact. The Queen, in
stead of reproving her for carelessness.
merely remarked: Ny dear child, how
did you manage It. never lose mine. -
The girl who finds herself so fortunately
placed in the Court atmosphere cannot
fail to develop a sense of character, and
to acquire the moral graces and the re-
gard for others which create the good
wife and mother and the agreeable
woman Of society.
ICopyught in Great Britain and Uaiset sea,esI
New-York tribune., 1905-04-23
Among the Stars
fC0HfIHuel from fzgs o.

/ (COHS4NAe1 J|9"t <1Se o.
particularly in Macbeth, and frequently
/ by a gentle tap on the shoulder show me
she was pleased, and she would show me
certain bits Of business " that Macready
used to do 1t was with Macready that
she had played Macbeth " in London
and him she regarded as the greatest i'm
personator of the title part. On one oc-
casion she said that if / only would work
| hard / was sure to make or gain a worthy
name on the stage, and urged that l 60
to Paris for a couple of years and attend
the conservatory there. She held up her
| hands with an expressive gesture, and
declared the French actors to be the
greatest in the world.
After finishing an engagement as lead
ing man with her in Buffalo. 1 called at
her hotel to say good-by. She asked me
to come up TO her room, as she was busy
making preparations for departure 10
New York, it being the end of her season
l found her seated before a large table
that was covered completely with green
backs, her share of the weeks receipts.
which must have been four or FIVE thou
sand dollars She was busy separating
the dirty bills from the clean ones. Il
always have my maid take these dirty
| bills TO bank and get fresh ones for them, -
she said by way of smiling explanation
as l entered. After a pleasant chat
| bade her gOod-by, and said l hoped 70
have the honor of supporting her during
the coming season. She put her hands
patheticallv against her breast, and said
"Ohl O'Neill, l don't knowl / don't
/ know! The old pain IS still there. But
YOU have youth and strength. Let my
parting words be: Work. work. work"
I never saw her after that She died
within a year, patient under all her terri
BILE suffering as she had been during that
engagement; indeed, IN all the SIX weeks
had acted with her that was the only
time l ever heard her even allude to her
pain.
OF the fOrtitude of woman under suffer
ing. Miss Clara Morris was a noble ex-
ample | have known her TO sustain a
scene when she was almost fainting. and
60 on with II after an absolute collapse
before the footlights At times she
would be forced TO leave the stage to get
a stimulant to help her through. Again,
in anticipation of need, a cup with medi-
I
the stage, and she would go over and
drink 1t when she felt herself giving
way. There We're moments too when in
an actual state of collapse she would sink
down on a chair, and l would carry the
scene forward on the spur of the instant
until she was recovered enough TO 60 on
Often | have met her in the wings
before going on for the performance, and
have asked: How do YOU feel to-
night"
I'm so wretchedl" would be the an
swer. Pull me through! Pull me
through Pull me through"
She felt that / had a little sympathy,
and sympathy is great thing TO the actor.
as surely as sympathy is a necessity in
his nature if he would appeal to his audi
ence. Without sympathy he Is failing IN
the most precious possession Of his art
At the Paris Conservatory. though a
man be humpbacLed and they recognize
in him that inestimable gift of sympathy.
they embrace him. They do not know
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WINES AND LIQUORS,

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I have Monticello Rye whlskey, years
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Meiwood. 5 years old, sS; Nelson County.
Kentucky Rye for 81. Old Oscar Pepper.
gallon. have some Virginia Apple
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$40 gallon. Fine Gin. Sc; Holland Gin.9
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8. Thirteenth Street.
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