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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Just To Laugh.
AS OTHERS SEE US.

Il think it is shameful the way that
girl splits slang" said Newton girl to
friend. "My! If twirled my talker
the way she does, my blooming old dad
would tan my buds till the dust was
thicker than flies in fly time" You
betcher brass and served you right, "
replied the other young lady, my par
ents are sunflowers of the same hue
and il should make raw crack in
my conversation they'd thrash the
rosey cussedness out of my angelic
anatomy quicker than chain lightnir &.
And they proceeded to suck the Juice
of lemon through a stick Of candy.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

The journal in stating that an over
draft existed in the school fund when
the retiring Board of Education turn.
ed over to the present incumbents. for
got TO say that the retiring board had
previously transferred some $4,000 to
the building fund, making $1,000 in
mat lund,and $500 to the sinking fund
and also that the retiring board had
MADE a record in wiping of sl5, 600 in
school bonds all the bonds that can
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
HAD SEEN IT ALL.

An Irishman went to consult doc
tor. The doctor told him that there
we're no two ways about tiff he didn't
stop drinking whisky he would 20
blind. The Irishman weighed both
possibilities in his mind, and came TO
this decision: Well, I'm 70 years old
now, and j believe I've seen about
everything that's worth SEEM
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
County Vice-Presidcnt
Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting Of the Hyrum Coop-Inst.
will be held at the company's office
Monday Jan. 10, 1905 at 10 a. m. for
the purpose Of transacting any bust
ness that may properly come before
the meeting.
GEO. +. WRIGHT. Sec.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
+. w. Thatcher, one Of the two
democrats on the Board of Education,
says there are now three members of
the board and two critics.

Gurbin Durbin, of Indiana, objects
to the price of votes in his state. He
says: Instances have come to my
attention during the past few years, in
contests for township trustees, where
votes have brought S25 and $50 each. -
Well, that is little high considering
the fact that some of those voters,
body and soul, are not worth 80 cents.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

OF the grounds, which would be fine
thing for conference visitors.
Mr.. Mailer, IL is understood, is
eager to have a trackage right on
Main street: but there is no likelihood
of the home company granting TIN
concession.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

The editor Of an exchange recently
intimated in his paper that if certain
man didn't quit calling on his heigh-
bors wife, there would be trouble.
Next day fifteen men asked the editor
contidentially if lie had any reference
to them.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
KearnS VS.. Howell.

If the people of Utah want to know
just how inhnitesSimal is the influence
Senator Kearns Of Utah Yields in OIL
cal circles in Washington, it can be
illustrated in an occurrence that has
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

1t costs the government about 81 .Os
per year to carry the mail to the door
of each rural route patron in the
United States. Therefore If each
patron writes 10 letters during the
year he will be more than doing his
share toward the support of the sys.
tom
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
Notice.

There will be a meeting Of all the
bee keepers Of Cache county on Satur-
day, Jan. IA, at the court house Lo-
gan, to organize county association
and transact any other business that
may properly come before the meet
ing.
n. Z, MILLER,
County Vice. President.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

A Boise woman became the mother
oftriplets The other day. When her
husband was told of it he said: "Trip
lets? Gosh, that comes from voting
for Roosevelt. I'm going back to the
Democratic party"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11
MARTIN OLsE n.
Secretary and Treasurer.
Pneumonia Germs.

There is at present no hope of pro-
curing anti-pneumonia serum, owing
to the low vitality of the pneumocas-
sus in artificial NEGOTIATIONS, says
Prof. w. II. WEIGH of Johns Hopkins.
The germ is in large percentage a
nodmal occupant of the healthy hu.
man throat. Alcoholism and other de.
Dllltating conditions lower the power
OF resistance of the individual and
increase the susceptibility to the dis.
eases. There is no conclusive eyi.
dence that pneumonia is contagious.
Chinese Pay their Notes.
The ten branch Offices Of the Russo
Chinese bank in China have since
their establishment, no record of a
single protested note.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-01-11

$500 to 500 Coats, just few spe-
Gals, at Sl.95. Good material,
last years style.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

lot was provided with an alley in the rear. The streets were paved, sidewalks laid, sanitary sewers and water mains put in and other modern utilities pro- vided, including a car line through the center of the district.
 When all this preliminary work had been completed involving the expendf- ture of thousands of dollars, the property was placed on the market. The terms to purchasers were most advantageous the sole restriction being that no residence should be built at a cost of less than $25O0 The equity of this provision is ap- parent.
 ITS PHENOMENAL GROWTH.
 Since that time the growth of Norwood has been one of the most remarkable features in the development of Birming- ham, "The Magic City" Residences of all the pleasing types of modern archi- lecture have multiplied until Norwood is really a city within itself, more ap- pealing to the imagination than the once famous "Spotless Town It now posses that mysterious magnetic quality called the vogue, which means that the seal of popular approval has been set upon it.
 APPEALS TO THE INVESTOR.
 The appeal of Norwood, however, is not to the homeseekers alone. It is the con- sensus of opinion of sagacious and ex- perienced men that residence property in Birmingham Is the form of investment which assures the most certain and lu- crative returns. The reason is simple enough. The combinations which have been formed recently means the indus trial development of Birmingham on grand scale. A wonderful increase in pop ulation is therefore a certainty. Many of the newcomers will be of the well-to-do class, able to own desirable homes. The demand for residence property will be very great, and Norwood, it is recognized, is the nucleus of the acres of homes which will spring into existence.
 WHAT IS BEHIND IT.
 Coupled with this fact is one still more remarkable, and that Is, lots in Norwood today with all Improvements made, are from 25 to 50 per cent cheaper than un- improved residence property in other sec tions of the city This liberality of price and terms Is part of a far-sighted policy. The Birmingham Realty Company the largest owners of property in the city, has underwritten the future of Norwood. To use a simple expression, Norwood is the pet child, the one whose development is most continually in mind. Nine-tenths of the company's expenditure for public ity-and this Is no small item-is devoted to Norwood. The push of unlimited cap ita1 is behind Norwood, and Its growth is as certain as anything in nature. That Is what commends 1t to investors as well as home builders. The facts carry their own conviction.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
 aALEsMEN WANTED.

sALEsMEN WANTED. sAIEsMEN make S1oo a week. Best sta pie side line No experience required; pocket sample; good testimonials; ab- solute guarantee. E. W. Merck White Lead Co. St. Louis, Mo. 10-s-tf-su WANTED-Travelil-C salesman for Ala bama territory; staple line with entirely new and unusual Inducements to the trade; nigh commissions with expense advanced. Manufacturer, Box 524, Detroit. Mich. 2-1s-4t-su TRAVELLING salesman wanted to work country grocery trade; salary and all expenses. Los Angeles Cider Co., St. Louis, Mo.
 WANTED-Experienced travelling sales men by large Cleveland jobbing house. to fill vacancy for 1905; high commissions with s35 weekly. w. s. Finley Co.,, 90 Prospect street. Cleveland, o. WANTED -Salesmen to introduce our fa- nous Earl of Warwick five-cent ci- gar; special inducements; experience un- necessary; fine side line. National Cigar Coz, 5SO Market st., Philadelphia, Pa. WANTED-Salesmen, travelling and local, for high-grade cigars; experience unnec- essary; our premiums sell the goods; samples free; salary paid. Address Southern Sales Manager Dept. D, Reli- ance Factories Norfolk Va.
 CIGAR salesmen wanted; experience un- necessary; good pay. Emanuel Co.,, Sta tion J, New York. 3-5-4t-su SALESAIEN WANTED-Excellent oppor- tunity; season just opening; exclusive or side line; paint experience unneees- sary if you are a salesman we school you. Kinloch Paint Co.,, St. Louis. WANTED-Tigh-gra speciality sales men to make a killing next ten weeks; reasonable staple, well advertised, with all attractive features of splendid spe- cialty, which 1t really Is. Big side line opportunity. Manager Boyd, 3O4 Equit- able, St. Louis.
 WANTED--A good sewing machine sales man for wholesale travelling position. Address with age and reference, P. O. Box 312 Atlanta, Ga.
 SALESMAN wanted to take general agency for Prismatic Elect-ic Shades; increases light 100 per cent; reduces bills 100 per cent every electric light con sumer buys; good proposition to ener- getic man; can clear $l0 per day; write for descriptive circular. American Pris- matic Shade Co.,, Southwestern Agency. 375 Main st., Dallas, Tex
 IF you are in a position to take up at once and handle through this state SITS side line of well known goods on a liberal commission, address at onee. J. r. McGregor & Co.,, Chattanooga, 1eno
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
ONE GENT A WORD. RATES-One cent a word day; no ad. taken for less than 25 cents for first insertion. Cash must accompany every order.
PERSONAL.

every order.
 PERSONAL.
 LADIES-When in neefh send for free trial of our neverfailing remedy. Rehef quick and safe Paris Chemical Co.,. Milwaukee, Wis. 11-27-52t-sun BEST marriage paper published Mailed securely sealed free. Contains descrip- tions of marriazeable people. T. D. Gunnels, Toledo, 0. 2-4-l4t-su MORPHINE, opium. laudanum and CO., caine habits cured permanently at home of patient, without inconvenience or detention from business: have cured hundreds. Complete treatment $10. For full particulars write Dr. Long Co.,, Box 1125 Atlanta. Ga. 11-2o-tf-su YOUNG widow, age 2S with S1O,O0O. lady, 20, $50, ,000; lady. 25, $15.000; blonde, IS. cash and beautiful farm; l seek ncnor- able husbands for these. Confidential. Address Mrs. w., 697 Fulton street, Chicago, Ill. s-23-sun-tf ROYALTY raid on song poems and musical compositions; we arrange and popularize. Pioneer Publishing Co.,, h. corporated. 515 Manhattan Bldg, Chi cago. Ill.
 MARRY-Wealth and beauty; marriage directory free; pay when married; en- tirely new plan send no money. Ad- dress H. A Horton. Dept 1O3, Tekon- sha, Mich.
 WHY pay 50c each for cabinet photo- graphs of your favorite actors and ac- tresses when you can obtain the same photographs for COG a dozen? U. S.. Souvenir Post Card Co.,, 1l40 Broadway, New York Agents wanted everywhere WEAK MEN-Our improved vacuum de- veloper permanently cures sexual weak ness, varieocele, strcture; enlarges shrunken organs; sealed particulars Charles Manufacturing Co.,, Charles bldg, Denver, Col 3-5-4t-su DERMATOLOGIST SCHOOL-The art of manicuring, hair dressing, face massage, neck and bust development, scalp treat ment, etc.. offer you a complete course with latest methods and improvements; diploma furnished; prepare to earn $50 a week this spring. Madam De Mann, Hotel Morris.
 HAIR DRESSING, French electrical fa- cial massage, scalp treatment, bust and neck developed; a full line of imported human hair, switches and pompadours See Madam De Mann, Hotel Morris. HANDSOME, intelligent young lady, $2O,- GOO in her own name will marry imme- diately and will furnish husband with capital to start business no objections to honorable poor man. Address Mrs. Belmont 700 Hampden Bldg, Chicago. VERY wealthy young woman will cor respond; object matrimony; no objec- tion to poor man if honest. Lock Box B. Blue Island, H.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
REAL ESTATE.

DWELLINGS FOR RENT. 921 South sOth st.; rooms mcdern;s$40. 911 South 22d st.: rooms; modern; s20.
 WOODLAWN, ALA. 50th street. near new school; rooms. good condition; $11. .50.
 OWENTON STATION. rooms, bath, etc.; city water; one block from two car lines; $20.
 A. R. DEARBORN 6 CO, Both phones 1l02. 1921 1st Ave. 2-2S-St
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

EVERYBODY, everywhere know how SIS will earn $5SS in F months; good busi- ness; light work; particulars for 17c stamps. Austin, 3521 Lucas ave-, St. Louis, Mo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
cLAIRvoYANr.

TELLS just why you are sad. down hearted. doubtful; be it about love, law. health. money: tells exact things now upon your mind that worries you at this moment; all without you speaking one word, or you pay nothing. Gives names. dates. Hours. 1O-7 No signs. Remember number. Ladies, s1: gentle men. S2. Victor Girard, POI Fifth Avenue. 3-2-7t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

WOULD you invest s1O0 leash or monthly payments) where there Is an opportunity to make $500 to $10OO? Others are doing 1t; why not you? Full particulars mailed free; send for same today. Spears American Exchange, I'll Broadway, New York. .
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
ABOUT NORWOOD,
 1.-THE PET CHILD" /"
HOW THE BIRMINGHAM REALTY co. CREATED 1.-THE PLACID PLACE" AND IS DEVELOPING IT. INFORMATION IN RESPONSE TO INQUIRIES.

So general is the interest in Norwool, not only in the city. but throughout Ala bama and other states, it has been de- a recital of some of the facts in connec- ton with the creation and growth of 'The Placid Place."
 Several years ago the management of the Birmingham Realty Company fore saw the necessity for a new resident dis trict, center of homes for cultured peo- pie. Many considerations were involved in the problem which the company had to work out. First, of course, was the matter of location. It must be within the city limits. in easy reach of churches, libraries, theatres and other privileges of inspiration and entertainment. At the same time it must be removed from the noise of traffic and the smoke of indus tries. 1t should be at an elevation where pure air and other natural conditions of health are assured, with a gentle as- cent and the means of access as perfect as possible.
 THE IDEAL LOCATION.
 After careful survey of it's holdings, which cover every portion of the city, the Birmingham Realty Company se- itSleu d Sitc Oll tue 4NoIlH IllBH within the area bounded by Twenty-sev- enth and Thirty-second streets and Elev- enth and Thirteenth avenues. Here were found the elevation and the picturesque view-and more than that, a tenacity of soil which withstands the wash of rain fall and does away with the need for costly retaining walls.
 PREPARATION WAS PERFECT.
 Having selected the site, the Birmng- ham Realty Company reversed the usual order, that in which the house precedes the surrounding improvements. The prop erty was so skillfully plotted that each
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

WANTED-Ladies to do piecework at their homes; we furnish all materials and pay from s7 to SIP weekly. Send stamped envelope to Royal Co.,, S4 E. Monroe street, Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

"How They Got Richp is the title of our book, which tells how $2 invested weekly In New York real estate can make thou sands; sent free. Dept R, the West minister Heights Co.,, 277 Broadway, New York
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

GOLDFIELD is the greatest gold mining camp In the world today; you can get in on the ground floor of company own ing rich mining property in the very heart of this wonderful section; $25 will buy 5000 interest; write today for par ticulars and we will send free illustrated magazine containing full description and map of Goldfleld; don't delay; write to- day. Southwestern Securities Company Los Angeles Cal
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
ONE CENT 4 WORD.

hATES-one cent a word a day; no ad. taken tor less than % cents for frs. insertion. Cash must accompany every order
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

LADIES-s25 thousand copy short letters
 at home; material sent free everywhere;
 send stamped addressed envelope for e copy of letter and full particulars. East ern Co.,, s17 Head Bldg. Philadelphia.
 Do
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

LADY agents making less than $25 weekly should write for catalogue and terms; we start you m business and make you Independent; outfit prepaid Womens Apparel Supply Co, Chicago
 3-5-4t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

fI,ADIES-s7 to slO weekly earned doing plain sewing at home; material sent free everywhere prepaid; stamped addressed | envelope brings particulars. Union Co.,, 12f5 F'lbert st., Philadelphia, Pa.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

WE start you selling diamonds. Don't fail getting our liberal offer; s5 daily sure. Carbon Diamond Co., Syracuse. NJ Y Mention paper.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

MADIES-Having fancy work to sell, em- broideries. battenberg and drawn work:
 also to do order work stamped envel- ope. Ladies Exchange, 34 Monroe, Chi
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

AGENTS wanted to sell household neces- sity that pays big profit; housewife eager to buy. Write Gem Novelty Co, Munce, Ind.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
MISCELLANEOUS.


 READ THIS-Honest weights (nos made so by a city ordinance) and the best goods does gain and hold customers. Our Annie Mae lump and nut coal (and 2OOO pound tons from the start) did the business Listen: We started business last June with One customer, now we have over 25O regular customers for Annie Mae coal. Phones PHO. Prompt delivery. Magic City Coal Co.,. 24th street and Powell avenue.
 3-3-2t-fr-su
 CHOICE coal lands to lease on royalty in Bibb, Shelby, Tuscaloosa, Jefferson. Walker and Fayette counties. Apply to A. B. McEachin, Land Commission er University of Alabama. Tuscaloosa. Ala. 2-15-1m LAWYERS-You will want "Pruden's Rural Route Book of Jefferson county, containing all names of farmers on the 31 routes of the county. For sale by Advance Publishing company. S-2-6t DIRT GIVEN AMAZING will deliver same very cheap. Address Crockett Paving Co.,. 53O Woodward Bldg. 2-23-Sot PIPE-Smokers always have clean and sweet pipe by using our cleaner; by mail 1oc; makes old pipe new. Novelty O.. Mitchell st., Columbus, O. BOOKKEEPING taught free by mail; shorthand, typewriting, penmanship. civil service preparation' to more thor oughly introduce this institution; posi- tions for students. write today for free scholarship. Commercial Correspond ence College, Box SOLE. Jacksonville, Fla. ~.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

DON'T accept an agency until you get my free samples and big offer. Sayman' 213s Franklin ave-, St. Louis, Mo.
 3-5-4t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

sS0 A MONTH salary and all expenses to men with rig to introduce our guar anteed poultry remedies. year con tract. G. R, Bigler Co.,, x 7S5, Spring. field III. 2-zo-St sat-suh
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

REAL ESTATE AGENTS-You can in- crease your regular income $,SO0 to $5OOO
 per annum; write at once for particu-
 lars. Great Western Realty and Fi- nance Co.,, Odd Fellows Bldg, St. Louis, Mo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
pALMiSTRY,


 MADAME DEL REY, psychic palmist; one visit will convir -c you she is the best; without asking questions reads your entire life; advises you on love. family, business affairs. lawsuits. changes, speculations. Investments. lost articles. locates minerals. etc. 9012 4th ave. 2-12-1m
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

tAGENTS-Read ! in dark; name plates, ! signs, numbers; 200 per cent profit; sam
 ples free. Wright Supply Co, Engle- wood, III.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

WANTED-Agents for shear-cut shears; t big money Novelty Shear Co.,, 1S4 La Sale st.. Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

MONEY GROWS at the rate of to per cent every week by our proven privilege system; no loss ever made; safest in vestment for large or small amounts; write for our prospectus and full par ticulars. The Cincinnati Privilege Sell ing Co.,. Mitchell Bldg, Cincinnati, O.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

for three hours work each morning Apply 1925 South 17th street, between 12 and o'clock Sat urday, March 4.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

1920 SALARY and expenses paid weekly to energetic ladies as district managers for large manufacturer; headquarters at home; experience unnecessary; send addressed envelope. Managers Dept. 52 Dearborn Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05
BUSINESS CHANGES.

STOP, LOOh AND L4,o ofEN-Stop fooling your money away In wasteful specula- tions and hazardous schemes Look for safety, first; sure and reasonably large profits, second; and accessibility of your capital, third. Listen to this statement of facts: For many years investors in cotton have been paid every month large and sure profits earned safely by the Storey Methou. lever dollar lost. Capital always subject to with drawal subject to terms of contract. Send for As Others See Us." Mailed free. Write now. This advertisement may not appear again. Storey Cotton Co.,. 66o Bourse Bldg, Philadelphia. INCOME CERTIFICATES Income Certificates issued by Ormiston Scott & Co. represent a form of investment which has proved an unqualified success for many years. They are issued in three series, each having its special advan- tages; cost, $25, $50 and $100 each; can be cashed anywhere and put the inves- tor in possession of a handsome income, paid weekly, monthly or at any other period desired. Thousands of these cer- tifcates are held by satisfied investors and they constitute an investment sec ond to none in regard to profits, security and accessibility of money invested. h. teresting booklet mailed free. Ormiston Scott & Co.,. Odd Fellows Bldg. Phila- delphia.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

FREE sameple to agents; self-lighting pocket lamp; size of pencil; takes the place of kerosene lamps, candles and matches; rapid seller; seeings believing; send stamp Peerless Light Works, S75 Broadway, N. Y.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

WANTED-First-clas man for Alabama 70 sell staple line of goods to general trade; elegant line of samples furnished free; commission to co...ract only until ability Is demonstrated; reference and bond required. 9O9 Buhl Block, Detroit, Mich
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

man, small capital for legitimate staple business; over 300 per cent net profit. This Is the best business opp ,rtunity in Birmingham. Address 50,, Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

WANTED-Person to call on retail trade for manufacturing house; local terri tory; salary $25 paid weekly; expense money advanced: previous experience unnecessary. American House, Starr Building, Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

When it prints good. 1t is good cut The Gawk Engraving Co
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

FOR SALE-6-Room cottage; modern im- provements; very conveniently located South Nineteenth street Address c. M. A care A ge- Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

FOR RENT-Furnish 1S-room house, near new terminal station, Atlanta; suitable for transient boarding, on prin- cipal st.; corner South Pryor and Mitch ell; for terms address No. 912 South 18th st., Atlanta, Ga
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-05

sLADIES-sS0 thousand copying letters; no mailing to friends or furnishing ad- dresses; stamped envelope particulars Commercial Letter Co.,, Dept. SS, Chi cago.