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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLES.


Some OF the beauties Of Persia dec
crate their faces by painting figures
Of animals and insects upon them.
Paper enters largely into the con-
struction Of every Korean house Not
only is the interior lined with It. but
It has a paper roof. paper floor cover
ing, and paper walls.
An Arabian woman who Is in mourn
ing for a near relative abstalns from
drinking milk for eight days, on the
theory that the color OF the liquid
does not harmonic with her mental
form.
Knife duels are very frequent among
the lower classes in southern Spain.
Sometimes when two men are about
to fight they blow whistles to attract
spectators. Their left legs are tied to-
gether at the knees. and then at a
signal they begin attacking each other
with long knives.
According to the laws OF good So
ciety in China. young widows should
not remarry. Widowhood IS therefore
held in the highest esteem. and the
older the widow grows the more agree
able her position becomes. Should she
reach so years she may, by applying
to the emperor, get a sum OF money
with which to buy a tablet on which
her virtues are named. The tablet is
placed over the door at the principal
entrance Of her house.
In Yucatan, Central America. sisters
dress precisely alike. even to the tying
Of a bow, the turn Of a button. or the
flower In the hair. In the tropics large
families are the rule and any day you
may see in the country girls In groups
Of from three to bakers dozen. who
belong to the same family. as their
clothes will show. II is easy thus to
distinguish the members OF a family
anywhere, and not infrequently the
sisters are called by their fayorite
flower or color.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

ing failed TO produce as formerly.
I'll soon find out if a milk thief is
around said Mrs. Cooley She then
changed the stall of the Jersey COW
and put a vicious Jersey bull In the
stall next the door. Early next morn
ing there was a great cOmmotlon In
the COW shed The bull was believing
loudly and kicking viciously. The air
was made blue by a string Of oaths. A
sound as Of a tin milk pail being
banged against the side Of a building.
and an occasional humping as If a
human being was being slammed
about was heard.
The summer boarders rushed to the
COW shed. There they saw Dominic
Musanno, with the milk pail clutched
tightly In both hands. Musanno and
the pail were mixing It up with the
hind feet Of the Jersey bull The bull
was angry Musanno and his milk
pail were rescued and he confessed he
had been milking the Jersey COW in
the first stall That night he thought
he would milk the COW. When he at
tempted to do 50 he soon learned the
COW was a bull. Musanno says he
will never forget his blunder.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

man, grimy from honest toll. entered
the Office.
"Oh, John, I'm going to be a mer-
maid and get sl2 a week." she cried
Not on yer life" he growled
promptly.
Then he added: q heard what you
was up to, so l came here. Say. think
I'm going to marry an aquarium
Which would you prefer-te be an old
maid mermaid OF my wife? Think I'm
going to agree to your clinging to the
sides Of tank all day and dodge pea
nuts thrown at you by people?'
Were engaged to be married. you
know" she explained. with a painful
blush, to the photographer.
Il see" he remarked. shortly.
I'VE were engaged to be married, "
corrected John, bluntly, but you must
choose now between me and the briny
deep. No curios in mine. you know. "
Il guess l won't take the job" she
said, smiling tearfully, but withal
bragely. q guess. John. III 90 home
with you. But l did want the money
So"
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
INGENIOUS INVENTIONS.

A man employed in a Paris tea store
has invented an apparatus that will I'LL
and tie up parcels at the rate Of 40 a
minute. He says that when the machine
is In full working order it will do the
work Of 70 persons.
A new Swiss watch contains a tiny
hard rubber phonograph plate which
calls out the hours loud enough TO be
heard 20 feet away. Sentiment can be
added by having the words recorded on
the plate in the tones Of a dear friend
as those Of a mans wife or children.
Every one who has stood beside a su-
burban road at night to signal trolley
car, and has had TO run several hundred
feet after Il while the mOtorman tried to
stop for him, will appreciate a new de-
vice which is coming into use on many
lines II consists OF a group Of lights
mounted on a trolley pole, worked by a
button within reach OF one standing on
the ground. Turning on the lights in
forms the motorman while he IS still far
of that passengers wish to board the
car at the crossing.
"An invention which keeps rowboats
from tipping over and is a cure for the
boat-rockIng fool is the subject Of a re-
cent patent" says the American Inven-
tor. "The device consists Of a sheet Of
metal. curved around the bottom Of the
boat. some distance away from It. and
fastened 10 the hull Just below the wa
terllne. As the edges only are presented
to tbs water when the edges are in mo-
tlon. the device offers practically no re-
sistance. The boat can only be rocked
with difficulty. however, owing to the
Inertia Of the volume Of water between
the hull and the surrounding metal
which acts. when rocking Is attempted,
like an immensely heavy keel"
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
VOL Nv
CITY oIREcToRV.

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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
WANTED TO BE A MERMAID
Her Lover, However, Persuaded Her
10 Become Mistress Of BIS
Little Home Instead.

A Rochester, On. " girl had to
choose between being a wife or a mer-
maid. and, being a sensible girl. she
decided she would be happier in a
home than in swimming around in a
glass tank full of water, wearing a
papier mache tail instead Of a walking
skirt 1t came about in this way:
A photographer who makes a spe-
cialty of quaint pictures advertised
for a pretty girl TO pose as a mermaid
one who would not be afraid Of
water. This particular Rochester girl
could swim like a mermaid. and she
was willing to pose as one for Sl2 a
week.
Just as the bargain was about to be
sealed a big, broad-shouldered young
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
TRAPPED BETWEEN TRAINS
Mans Hair Turned White In a No
ment, But he Escaped with
Pail Of Beer.

Hundreds of commuters on the Har-
lem 6 New Haven railroad witnessed
the remarkable escape from death near
the Bronx Park station. Mount Yer
non. N. Y. OF a man whose identity is
not known. Two trains going in oppo-
site directions trapped him between
them, and 80 great was his fright that
his hair turned white.
Both engine drivers made their whis-
ties shrek. and the man stepped be-
tween the tracks. In his hand was a
bucketful OF beer There was barely
room for him to stand between the two
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Four Hundred Babies.

81 Vincents Infant Asylum, Chica
20. shelters homeless waits awaiting
adoption, aud there are nearby 40 ba
bies there Sister Julia writes: 81 can
not say too much In praise Of Foley
Honey aud Tar for coughs, colds, croui
and whooping cough" Contains n,
opiates and is safe and sure. Ask foi
Foley's Honey aud Tar and insist upor
having 1t, a. il is a safe remedy ano
certain iu results. Refuse substitutes
w. b. Aguew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Sared From TerrIhIe Death.

The family Of Mrs. NJ. J.. Bobbitt Of
Bargerton, Tenn, saw her dying anC
were pOWerless to save her The most
skillful physicians ard every remedy
used, failed, while consumption wa
slowl ly but surely taking her life. In
this terrible hour Dr. Kings New Dis
cOyery for Consumption turned despair
into joy. The first bottle brought inn
mediate relief and It's continued Use
completely cured her. It's the most
Ce,taiu cure 10 The world for all throat
ana lung troubles Guaranteed Bot
Ties SOC aud 81 co. Trial bottles free at
White q Co.'S Drug Store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Eight DAYS ON Ills Back

and cured with two applications OF Dix ,
Nerve ana Bone LinimenL 10 will cure yo' +.
owens Minor Drug Co.,
Richmond. virginia,
Hentemen;-i have been using your Ners ,
and Bone linlment on my back and md {
acts Ike Charm. For eight days 4 ha 4
been on my back and could not move an /
after Two applications : am now out and -
Dat ness.
Very truly yours,
r. e.. OGBURN, North View, Va.
Sold by White a 60 and Winston Drug CO l..
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
How TO Avoid Pneumonia.

We have never heard Of a single in
stance Of a cold resulting in Pneumonia
or other lung trouble when Foley's
Honey and Tar has been taken. II not
only stops the cough, but heals and
strengthens the lungs. Ask for Foley's
Honey and Tar and refuse any substi-
tute offered. Or. G.. j. Bishop, Of Ag-
new, Mich, writes. 81 have used FO-
ley's Honey and Tar in three very Sc
we're cases OF pneumonia with good re-
suits in every case" w. b. Agnew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

rushing trains. and the Harlem train
turned him round like a top and he
fell between the trains
Both engine drivers threw on the
brakes so quickly passengers were
thrown from their seats. A conductor
looked under the train for the mangled
body, but In vain. Then the man was
seen climbing up an embankment by
the tracks. His clothing was torn, but
he was not injured. and he still clung
to the beer. When last seen he was
running toward the Bronx ZOO HIS
hair had turned from black to white.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
The Original.

Foley d Co., Chicago, originated
Honey aud Tar as a throat aud lung
remedy, aud on account Of the grea
merit and popularity Of Foley's Honey
and Tar many limitations are offered
for the genuine. Ask for Foley's Hon
ey and Tar and refuse any substitute,
offered as no other substitute will give
the same satisfaction. 1t is mildly lax
atiye. IL contains no Opiates and Is
safest Tor children and delicate persons.
Sold by ". b. Agnew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
UMBRELLA CURE FOR DOGS
New York Suburbanite Tries an Ex-
pertinent Which May Be Worth
Initiating

/ think | got square with a couple
OF dogs last night said the suburban
resident, whose business keeps him out
till two o'clock every morning. to a
New York Sun reporter, "and that
without running foul Of the s. p. c. A.
THE beasts haunt my street and the
moment they hear my footstep they
set up barking which wakes up all
the neighbors and sets them wonder
ing what form Of dissipation keeps me
out 50 late.
well, l was carrying an umbrella
unrolled last night and an inspiration
struck me. One brute. a cross-grained
fox terrier, was standing In the fringe
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Another Good Man Gone Wrong.

He neglected to take Foley's Kidney
Cure at the first signs Of Kidney trou-
bic. hoping it would wear away, and
he was soon a victim Of Bnghrs di-
sease. There is danger in delay, but
If Foley's Kidney Cure is taken at once
the symptoms will disappear, the kid
neys are strengthened and you are soon
sound and well. A. r. Bass. Of Nor
gantOwn. Ind, had to get up ten or
twelve times in the night, and bad a
severe backache and pains In the kid
neys and was cured by Foley's Kidney
Cure. w. B. Agnew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
BULL CATCHES MILK THIEF
Stratagem Devised by New Jersey
Farmers Widow Leads to
Countryside Sensation.

Dominic Musanno Is in a hospital at
Trenton. ~ j., suffering from two
fractured ribs, three broken fingers, a
sprained ankle and q bruises because
he tried 20 milk Mrs. Mary COOley's
prize COW too often. Mrs. Cooley con-
ducts a country boarding place at
Trenton Junction. That she may have
a novel country place, Mrs. Cooley has
sought TO supply her boarders with
real fresh milk. To this end Mrs
Cooley kept several Jersey COWS Fol-
several weeks this summer boarders
have been shy on milk, the fresh prize
COW I'm the first stall Of the stable hav-
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Tonic TO the system.

For liver troubles and constipation
there IL nothing better than Dewitt's
Little Early Risers, the famous little
Pills. They do not weaken the stOm-
ach. Their action upon the system is
mid, pleasant and harmless. Bob
Moore, Of Lafayette. Ind. says: mo
use talking, DeWitt's Little Early Ris-
ers do their work. All other pills l
have used gripe and make me sick in
the stomach and never cured me. De-
Wits Little Early Risers proved to
be the long sought relief They are
simply perfect Persons travelling
find Little Early Risers the most re-
liable remedy to carry with them.
Sold by Winston Drug Go.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

"Ethelinda's suitor represents one Of
the best families IN Europe" said Mrs
CumroK
mo. he doesn't" answered her hus-
band 'I'ye heard about that family
an it's a purity good one. He misrep-
resents it"-Washington Star
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

A juror having applied 70 the Judge
10 be excused from serving on account
Of deafness, the judge said:
Gould you hear my charge. 70 the
jury. sir?"
Yes, l heard your honor's charge"
said the Juror. "but I couldn't make
any sense out Of IT,"
He was excused.-Tit-Bits.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Useless Languages

Church, understand your brother
speaks six languages?
Gothem-That Is correct
Which language does he use when
with his wifo?"
"Oh. he doesn't have a chance to use
any Of them theni"-Yonkers States
man.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
COUNTY DIRECTORY.

lydre OF Circuit Court-Hon. George j.
Huudley. .., ,,i~.,,i, Courts-F.
Whitehead. .,..t, o,d Circutt
Deputy Clerk OF No"h'' anu
Courts. r. Garland
Trea~urer-M. n. Ewing. ,.-...
Commissiouer OF RcVeuue-h. j. carter
sbrrir-r IA. Dickinson. 49,.
Commonwealth' Attorney-A' H. N9t
Roerd OF supervisor Farmvile District
\ Verser. Buffalo District, X lee frlce,
liissmnien n district. r. J.. Dupuy, lChalrmiah
iocFftt District, ". HI. Hubbard Leigh Dls-
frict, A. A. Haskins.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

Look out for Coughs, Colds, Group
and Whoopng Cough. they are da :
gerous az this season Of the year. The ?
lead 10 pneumonia or consumption &.
You can prevent or cure all such con =
plants with Bees Laxative Honey an
Iar-an improvement over all cougl
lung and bronchial remedies, and n 3
best Cough Syrup Sold by Anderso
Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Two STYLES.

Mrs. Spenders-I wonder what will
be the popular styles In hats this sea-
SOM
Mr.. Spenders-My dear. women's
hats will be divided into two styles this
season, as usual the style you don't
like, and the style I can't afford.-Il-
lustrated Bits.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Speedy Relief.

A salve that heals without a scar Il
DeWltts Witch Hazel Salve. No r.
medy effects such speedy relief. |
draws out Inflammation, sOOthes, cools
and heals all cuts, burns and bruises
A sure cure FIR Piles and skin diseases
DeWitt's ls the only genuine Witch
Hazel Salye. Beware of cOunterfeits
they are dangerous. Sold by Winston
Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
4 Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud
ing Piles Druggists refund money J.
PAz0 OINTMENT fails to cure any case
no matter of how long standing, In
to IA days. First application give
ease and rest. soc If your druggis
hasn't 1t send Doc in stamps and 1t wi
be forwarded post paid by Paris Medi
cine Co., ST. Louis, Mo.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

Bees Laxative Honey and Tar is az
improvement over Cough, Lung ano
Bronchial remedies IL acts on the
bowels-driyes the cold out Of the sys-
TEN, cures Group, WhoOping Cough.
wards of Pneumonia and strengthens
the lungs. Bees Laxative Honey and
Tar is the best Cough Syrup for child
ren. Tastes good. Sold by Anderson
Drug Co.
When you need pill it is always
to buy the best Dade's Little Liver
Pills are the best Try them. They
have a way q: their own. For sale by
Anderson Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
OF Interest 10 Mnthers.

Thousands Of little ones die ever
year Of Group Most Of them coul
have been sayed by few doses Foley
Honey and Tar, and every family wit
children should keep il in the house
10 contains no opihtes and is safe an
sure. Mrs. George IL. Picket, "a
Francisco, cal. writes "My baby ha
a dangerous attack of Group and "
thought she would choke to death, bu
one q Sc Of Foley's Honey and Tar r,
iieyed her at once after other remedie
had failed We are never a minut
without it in the house" Sold by "
b. Agnew.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

The health and fragrance and strength
Of the great pine forests are condensed
in Pineules-a new discovery put up in
a new way. 4 cure for all Kidney,
Blood and Bladder diseases, Backache,
Lumbago and every form Of Rheuma-
tism. Pineules rid the system Of inn
purities. Sold by Anderson Drug 20.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
WHY lie Wsn4

Death is a said thing, said the stran-
ger to the man who stood weeping be-
side a grave.
1T is indeed" sobbed the other.
i suppose" remarked the stranger.
you are sorrowing over the grave Of a
very dear friend"
i am sorrowing over the grave Of a
man never knew, replied the mourner.
yet deeply regret his demise. He was
my wife's first LusJaud."-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
AVeryItlose,CalI.

81 stuck to my engine, although
every Joint ached and eyery nerve was
racked with pain" writes &. w. Bel
lamy. locomotive fireman, Of Burling-
ton. Iowa. 81 was weak and pale,
without any appetite and all run down.
As I was about 10 give up. got a bot
tie Of Electric Bitters, and after taking
Ii, felt a. well as ever did in my
life " Weak, sickly, run down PEE .
pie always gain new life, strength and
y gor from their use Try them.
Satisfaction guaranteed by White 4
Co. Price so cents.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Coughs and Colds.

All coughs, colds and pulmonary
complaints that are durable are quickly
cured by One Minute Cough Cure.
Clears the phlegm, draws out iDfiam-
nation and heals and soothes the af-
fected parts, strengthens the lungs,
wards of pneumonia. Harmless and
pleasant to take. Sold by Winston
Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Blissful TonoroDce

Growells Gin cheap restauranO-
Here waiter, are these mutton or pork
chops.
Waiier-Can't youse tell by De
taste?
Growells-No.
Waiter-Den wOt Go youse caro-
which dey is. Cincinnati En-
quirer
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

DO you believe that marriage Is a
lottery?" she asked.
YES" he replied, "and | also be-
lieve that every woman IS anxious 10
take one or more chances. Chicago
Daily News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Wonderful NerYe

ID displayed by many man enduring
pains Of accidental Cuts, Wounds,
Bruises, Burns, Scalds, Sore feet or stiff
joints. But there's no need forIt. Buck
lens Arnica Salve will Kill the pain
ana cure the trouble. It's the best Salve
On earth for Pi es, too. 25c, at White
x Co., Druggists
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

I'm afraid that Bliggins' new baby
has turned his head. He does nothing
but talk baby talk all day"
That's all right. II isn't baby talk.
Bliggins Is composing the words for a
popular song. Washington Star.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Domestic Troubles.

Itis exceptional 10 find a family
where there are no domestic ruptures
occasionally, but these can be lessened
by having Dr. King's New Life Pills
around. Much trouble they save by
their great work ia stomach and Liver
troubles. They not only relieve you,
hut cure. 2jc, At White & Co.'S, Drug
Store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
What She was

said she; 81 really think my wings
Have started IN 10 grow"
Supposlng that an angel De would
Say she was. you know.
But now they do not speak az all.
For this Is what she heard.
As with a knowing smile De said:
We'll. you're a bird!
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Sure Test.

Miles Standish was figuring out how
he stood with Priscilla.
Il guess I'm ace high" he reflected.
because I notice that she doesn't take
me around and introduce me TO the 9TH
er girls. s."-CleYeland Leader.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

Even the wise man who thinks he
knows It all doesn't know why tn stren-
uous old hen lays al egg instead OF
standing It on end.-Chicago Daily
EeWR
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
La Grippe Cough

cured with DR.. navids Cough Syrup OF pur
Pine, Tar, HOrehound and Wild Cherry. Bes
on earth for cough colds, cramp. cOnsump-
tlOn Bronchitis and all throat and lung trOu.
Oles. Large bottle . cents at White q Co.
md Winston Irnl 20.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
An Advertising Mvsterr

Whipper-I advertised for a job and
didn't get a reply. How was Il you
received so many answeTs7
Snapper advertised for a vie
Town Topics.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

Two million Americans suffer III
lorturiug pangs oi dyspepsia. No nee
To. Burd0ck Blood Bitters cures. a
any drug store.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
To the Manner Born

Il was surprised al tAe admirable SELF
possession Of the bride"
"Why. yes; considering that this IS
only her first marriage she certainly ac-
quilted herself with credit. Chicago
Tribune.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
NO. 16

FOR craked hands, chapped lips, al d
rough skin. Pinesalye is the nices /,
quickest, best cure, One application n
one night proves it. For sale by A.
dersOn Drug Co.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20

What different ways mems paths pursued
Though all we're born 70 work.
Some men are proud Of what they 10
And some Of what they shrk.
-Washfnnfou Star
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
What a Question.

Mistress-Did the fisherman who
stopped here this morning have frogs
legs?
Nora--Sure, mum, dinnaw lie
wore pants.-Cornell Widow.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1905-01-20
Practical Definition.

What is your idea Of a strong
minded woman?" she was asked.
"One who can pass three days IN
another city and return home without
purchasing a souvenir spoon" he re-
plied-Chicago Daily News.