New-York tribune., 1905-07-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The city authorities Of Lemberg. Germany, had
tickets in this years Vienna lottery but de-
cided to sell them. and official directed to
do He forgot and now Lemberg finds itself win
ner Of the first prize. $4,000.
WILL. WIN HER BACK
When Henry owned a tandem he
Was Number with May;
But Tom. his rival. showed up with
An auto one fine day.
Then Henry went to second place
And Tom became her best:
But Henry hasn't given up;
True love still fills his breast.
He's saving up his money. and
he plans to buy an airship. which
viii win his darling back
-(Kansas City Times
one OF the features OF the coming Grand Army,
OF the Republic encampment az Denver will Ia
Ihe largest American flag ever manufactured It
VIII be n5 feet long by IS feet deep reou,rIne,
1.a0o yards OF bunting. and weighing so much that
the only possible way to display IL will ba acrogs
the front of five story building
red that yeg were We vO 6 me before we were mar
Dispatch A'o" i''-Ooiumnus
According to a school teacher OF PHILADELPHIA
VINO has travelled. the Swiss have something In
the way of public education which she tbirIr
ought TO be adopted in this country HThts +" She
says. is heat holiday. Whenever the natural
temperature reaches certain point in Switzerland
INC SCHOOlS are dismissed. This iS he rhAOr
that after a certain point OF suffering has been
reached by both teachers pupils the one cannot
npart nor the other absorb instruction that would
De OF any value and so the time spent In ATTEMPT
ing 1t Is wasted. This serves better in Switzerland
10 Do sure, than 1T would here, because tbAra
owing to the climate it's only question of tenn,
perature and only heat brings discomfort while
here the humidity has to be reckoned with and
some OF the most exhausting days don't show the
highest temperature This could easily he dxad
taking int
save much useless suffering. while the small boy
would be made happy with holidays
Never Would Do-''This bill" said the chairman of
the legislative steering committee. must not be
Why not?" demanded the member that had
ITS, too plain and direct. There is only one
possible Interpretation OF it, and possible way OF
me- as lawyer if you think You could n ger ana csa se
out of it in a hundred years"-(Chicago Tribune
The Clifton Hill CLo) Rustler' gives the follow
ing directions for eating German carp: When fish
ing If you catch German carp clean it and hang il
out in the sun six weeks TO dry. then nail 1t TO a
pine board and cover it thoroughly with salt or
mud. Let it stand for two months longer and then
bake it two days Remove the nails. throw the
carp over the back fence and eat the board. but
never eat the carp.
EXPERIENCE.
I've sho, the chutes and bumped the bumps.
And had the measles and the mumps.
Experience;
And also signed some notes for chumps.
Experience.
I've hit the pike and looped the loop
And had bronchitis and the Group
Experiences:
And also noundered in the soup.
Experience.
To friends I've loaned my hard-earned cash
For breakfast have eaten hash.
Experience;
I've had the hives. the grip and rash.
Experience.
In cable I've suffered Jars
And lodged a million autocars
Experience:
And through a brick have witnessed stars
Experience.
I've had q lot OF dopy dreams
Been up against great gold brick schemes
Experience;
I've heard cracked soprano scream.
Experience.
I've heard lot OF vaudeville
And smoked cigars that made me i'll
Experience;
I've written Verse-am at Ii still
Experience.
-kChicago Chronicle