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The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
A Dandy For Burns

DR.. Bergin. Pana, Ills. writes: have
used Billiards. Snow Liniment; always
recommended it to my friends, as am
confident there is no better made. 1T
is dandy for burns Those who live
on farms are especially liable to many
accidental cuts, burns, bruises, which
heal rapidly when Ballard's Snow Llni-
msnt is applied. 1t should always be
Kept in the house for cases OF emerg-
encY." 25c, Soc. Sl at / II Myers
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
RheumatIc Pains Relieved

The excruciating pains characterize OF
rheumatism and sciatica are quickly re-
lievsd by applying Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. The great pain relieving power
OF the liniment has been the surprise
and delight of thousands OF sufferers.
Tho quick relief from pain which 1t af-
fords is alone worth many times its cost.
For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
Cheated Death

Kidney troubles often ends fatally,
but by choosing the right medicine, E.
II. Wolfe, Of Bear Grove, Iowa, cheated
death. He says: 1.-Two years ago l had
kidney trouble. which caused me great
pain. suffering and anxiety, but took
Electric Bitters, which effected a com
plste cure. have also found them Of
great benefit in general debility and
nerve trouble, and keep them constantly
on hand since, as l find they have no
equal" For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
FrIghtfui SufYerinR Relieved

Suffering frightfully from the viru-
lent poisions of undigested food, G. G.
Grsyson, of Lula. Miss, took DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, "with the result" he
writes, "that | was cured" All stomach
and bowel disorders give way to their
tonic, laxitivs properties. 25o at all
druRRists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
Postomce Time Table

Tho following time table will be ef-
fective on and after Nov. Is, 1904: Mails
close going east, 12:4o p. M, going east
and west 6:3O. Mails due from west
l2;o5, a. M, los p, M, 3:O2 a. m.; from
east 2:35 a. M, 9:13 p. M. SOS a. m
Office open, a. m. to 6:30 p. m. Sun
days 8 to a. m. Money orders and
registry 8 to 6, except on Sunday.
d. E. COOPER, P. NJ.
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The Rish, Name Is Dewitt

DsWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, cools,
soothes and heals cuts, burns, boils,
bruises, piles and all skin diseases. X.
E. Zickefoose. Adolph, w. Va, says.
"My little daughter had white swelling
20 bad that piece after piece of bone
worked out of her leg. DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve cured herr 1t Is the most
wonderful healing salve in the world.
Beware Of counterfeits Sold by 1. II.
Nyers.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT

In THE NATTER OF THE ESTATE OF STEPHEN
WooDARD, DECEASED.
hoticc is hereby given, that on Monday the
" sth day of May, 4. d. 1905. being one OF the
regular days Of the March term Of the coun-
Colo, l, Arlinda L. Woodland, Administrative of
said estate, will appear before the Judge of
said Court present my final settlement as such
administrative, pray the approval of the same,
and will then apply to be discharged such
administrative. At which time and place any
person in interest may appear and present OBJ
jections to the same, II any there be.
Dated at Lamar, Colorado, Apr. 5, 1905.
ARLINDA L. WOoDARp,
Woodard deceased.
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Won q Name of Fame

DeWitts Little Early Risers, the famous
little pills, have been made famous by
their certain yet harmless and gentle
action upon the bowels and liver. They
have no equal for blliousness, constipa.
tion. etc. They do not weaken the
Once used always preferred. They
strengthen. l. II. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
A Daredevil Rido

often ends in sad accident. To heal
accidental injuries, use Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. "A deep wound in my foot from
an accident" writes Theodore Schuele,
OF Columbus, O., "caused me- great pain.
Physicians were helpless, but Bucklen's
at all druQQists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
Cures Coughs and Colds. =.

Mrs. G. Peterson, 625 Lake St., Tope-
ka, Kansas, says: 'Of all cough rems-
dies Billiards. Horehound Syrup is my
favorite; it has done aud will do all that
is claimed for ito speedily cure all
coughs and colds and it is SO sweet and
pleasant to the taste" 25c, soc and 81 at
l. H. Myers,
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19

Keep your bowels regular by the use
OF Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. There is nothing better. For
sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
Bananas for America,

Fifteen million punches of bananas
were brought to the United States
last year by one fruit company
which runs eighty-three steamers.
They came chiefly from Cuba, Costa
nica, Jamaica and Honduras.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
WEsTBouNp. EAar BouNn.

No. is California express and makes local
stops between Lamar and La Jnnta.
no. Is Denver express, stops on flag at Las
Ahimas; Carries free chair car and Pullmans
\, No. Z is the Mexico and California express
no. and No. both carry tourist and Pullman
ssieepers. No: connects at LaJunta for Pueblo
COLORADO Springs and Denver.
mads,a NO: o. runs to La Junt. and will accom-
No. is through California express and con.
meets at La Junta with a train from Denver car.
rles passenger through to Chicago without
change. Has Pullman and tourist sleepers
NO. Is Denver express and runs through to
lineage without change. Carries free chair
car and Pullman sleeper.
NO: is local passenger and makes all stops
Giarrles Y chair car and Pullman sleeper. Runs
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer
fnlly answered. Descriptive literature and
time tables folders free by applying to
G.J. GARvIN. Agent
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
aome MlaaIna.

oofue WIbBin3s
"Yes, he can Just count his children
on the fingers OF one hand"
why. he's only got three children"
well. he's only got three fingers on
enc Of his hands,
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19

Buy the genuine Bromo-Quinins a
McLeans Drug Store 25c.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19

FOR TBADE-First-C Glass Stock
Ranch. In Baca county. Well improved
plenty Of water and timber. Will trade
for good alfalfa farm under Fort Lyon
canal. G. s. Smith.
The Lamar register., 1905-04-19
R-I-P-A-N-S Tabules
Doctors find
A good prescription
ROOU 10oCfI'0IOn
For mankind

The Scent packet Is enough for usual occasions
ihe family bottle (60 centsl contains a supply
FOR = year All druggists sell them.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
Catholic Snobs.

Thackeray is the greatest authority
on snobs. as Carlyle is the great au-
thority on shams, says the New York
World. But there is one type OF snob
which was unknown to the great carl
caturist. The Catholic snob is gener-
ally a man Of great wealth. no spine,
vulgar manners and seized with an ir-
resistible yearning to nave in social
armament where he deems that 1t
would be better for him to veil his
Catholicity. He generally seeks the
society Of men of strong character who
are either heretics or without faith Of
any kind; and while in their company
he is perpetually backing their boots
or busting their clothes in his mind or
heart. His spirit Of sycophancy would
be scorned by the colored porter who
does his honest toll from worthy mo-
tives. The Catholic snob advertises
his Catholicity when he is running for
office, but he conceals it studiously on
all other occasions. He proclaims 1t
while anything is to be gained and he
bushes it If there is any sacrifice in
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
A Few Practical Suggestions
to Irish Standard
Readers Both Inside and Out
side the CITY,.

AS Christmas draws near the all i'm
portant problem is to select a list of
sensible and useful gifts for relatives
and friends. To get good start we
would suggest visit to The Standard
Catholic Book Store, 81 4th st. S., Min
neapolis (over Hoffman's). The book
store is in connection with The Irish
Standard. Here you will find a splen-
did line Of all the best books by Cath
Ole authors, books on Irish history
poems, such as Moore's, Father Ryan's
Mangan's, Lovers and Gerald Grifin's
Then, too, We have a fine stock OF
prayer books for men, women and chill
dren; beautiful pearl rosaries and 9TH
ers still more beautiful on gold and
silver chains, in garnet, amethyst, en-
erald, amber and many others; pretty
pictures, statuary, Christmas cards
scapulars, crucifixes, candle sticks and
other useful articles by the dozen. All
orders from outside points by mail
will receive our best attention. Write
us for any article desired.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02

sight.
| 1t is the snobbish Catholic who
prides HIMSELF on being broad" by
! which he generally means that tho
Catholic religion no longer inspires
any enthusiasm in his desiccated ma
| ture. He does not know what rea
breadth Of judgment means, and, to
use Robert Halls words his petty SOU
IL 1t were imprisoned in a nutshell
could escape through maggot hole
What fellowship can such men have
with the spiritual heirs of those who
braved the lions in the Flavian amphi-
theater and confronted the wrath OF
the Caesars without ninching? Dc
they confess Christ before men? Such
persons coming too frequently into
contact with educated Professionals in
spire our separated brethren with dis
gust for the Catholic character.
Snobbishncss is not confined to the
male sex in the Catholic church. We
all know Catholic ladies whose social
set is exclusively nom Catholic, and
who. no matter how recently their So
cial elevation may have originated, arc
as frigid as an iceberg in Puget Sound
in the presence of their less favored
Catholic brethren. only thawing into
cheerfulness when they bask in the
smiles of heretics, agnostics and Free
masons.-New World,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
John P. Halloran.

John. P. Halloran, a resident of Min
neapolis for the past fifty-two years,
died Tuesday at his home, 1918 West
ern avenue, aged SO years. The funer-
al was held at 10 a. m. Thursday from
the church of the Immaculate Concep-
ton. Interment at st. Anthony ceme-
terry. Mr.. Halloran, With his wife and
two children, came to Minnesota from
New York state in 1858 and left the
steamer at the foot of Lake Fepin,
from whence they followed the Indian
trail all the way to st. Anthony, car
rying their children on their backs.
For many years Mr.. Halloran con-
Quoted farm at Horse Shoe lake, near
Minneapolis. On account of his geni-
al disposition, Mr.. Halloran was gen.
orally beloved and was known as "Un-
Gle john by host of friends.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
Mrs. Mary Sullivan.

On "Wednesday last Mrs. Mary Sulli-
van, the venerable and beloved mother
of Capt. j. c. Sullivan of the fire de-
partment and of Mrs. ]. c. Dutton.
died at the home of the latter, 1920
18th Ave. S., at the advanced age of 80
years. Mrs. Sullivan was native of
Ireland and an old and greatly es-
teemed resident of this city. Her fu-
neral was held at 10 o'clock Thursday
morning from Holy Rosary church.
The Requiem Mass was largely attend
ed by friends of the deceased and her
family. The interment was at St
Mary's cemetery.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
GRAND SACRED CONCERT.
New Organ in Ascension Church To
Be Opened.

Tomorrow Sunday night in AS
cension church the great new pipe or
gan, the pride of all the parishioners,
will be formally opened with a grand
sacred concert in which the entire choir
Of the church will participate. An
elaborate program Of music and song
has been arranged for the occasion,
under the direction of Mr.. c. Benja-
min Brombach, with Mrs. f. L. Hoff-
man as organist. The first number
will be an opening chorus by the en-
tire choir, after which there will be
a selection by Mrs. F. L. Hoffman. A
solo will be sung by Miss Lucille Gund-
ZACH. Double quartette. Mrs. Spiering,
the Misses Gleason, Gundlach, Corco-
ran, Messrs. Brombach, Splan, Gagnon:
Hurley; organ selection, Mrs. F. L.
Hoffman; trio, Miss Gundlach, Messrs
Gagnon and Splan; solo, Mr.. Harris
Gagnon; selection, Mrs. Hoffman; duet,
Misses Gundlach and Gleason; closing
chorus, entire choir.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02

him until his eyes are blue. He is
very stubborn. He has a good deal of
the mule in him. He takes after his
father.
Teacher-I dink you are fool. You
want my boy to read when he don't
noalfcrbits. Please teach him some.
Miss Brown-You must stop teach
my Lizzie fiscal torture she needs yet
reading and ngors NIT sums more as
that, If l want her to do jumpin 1 can
make her jump.
Miss-My boy tells me when l trink
beer der overcoat from my stummack
gets too thick. Please be so kind and
intervene in my family affairs.
Dear Teacher-Please excuse Fritz
for staying home he had der measles
to oblge his father.
Teacher-Please excuse Rachel for
being away these two days her grand
mother died to oblige her mother
Teacher-You must excuse nv girl
not coming to school she was sick and
lade in a common dose state for three
days.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
BIJoU OPERA HOUSE.

Harry Clay Blaney's new war drama,
entitled "The Boy Behind the Cum"
will be the attraction at the Bijou next
week commencing with matinee to-
morrow at $3.50. Mr.. Blaney needs no
introduction to local theatre-goers,
having appeared here annually for the
last five Or six seasons as willie
Live" the irrepressible war CORE
spondent in Across the Pacific" In
his new vehicle, 1.-THE Boy Behind the
Cum" Mr.. Blaney is said to have
found worthy successor to his old
play, and he still impersonates the
same character, willie Live" who
passes through many more startling
adventures and hair-raising incidents,
where pluck and courage, SO charac-
teristic of the true American is the
chief stock in trade.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02

was voted to recommend to the city
council hat a first-class fire engine be
purchased from the Mott Fire Engine
Company of Minneapolis for $4,000. This
bid was not the lowest submitted. The
American La France Company Of New
York, commonly known as the trust,
bid $500 less. The engine will be ready
for delivery to the city within sixty
days. The seagrave Company Of Co
lumbus, Ohio, We're awarded the con-
tract for furnishing one eighty-fve-
foot hook and ladder truck for $4950
In this case, also, the award was not
made to the lowest bidder, the Amer
ican La France Company having bid
$4,75O. The Seagrave apparatus, how
ever, is equipped with a truss ladder
and supplied with spring hosting
device which seemed to commend it
to the committee.
The recital given by Miss Ida CARRIER
in Holy Angels Academy, Wednesday
evening of last week, was we'll attend
ed and resulted most complimentary
to the young musician; for not only
did she prove herself a good soloist
but in the Schubert Sonata gave evil
dence of good musicianship in the en-
semble. Miss Mary Koiver, violinist,
assisted in this work most ably and
both were the recipients of hearty ap-
plause. Miss CARRIER shows the result
of excellent training and both techni-
cally and musically is much in adj
vance of one her senior. Her Groupe
Classique was especially praiseworthy.
Mrs. Kathryn Larsen contributed vo-
cally to the enjoyment Of the evening
by her sympathetic voice and Well
chosen selection; altogether the re-
cital may be considered a successful
opening for this seasons student event
in Holy Angels Academy.
Health Commissioner P. H. Hall and
the committee on health and hospitals,
composed OF Aldermen CnaluelQ, aye
and Van Nest, will leave for their trip
of inspection to the garbage reduction
plant of Cleveland and the crematory
of Brooklyn tonight. Cleveland will be
visited first, where a system of hauling
the city waste in specially designed
boxes on railway cars will be inspect
ed, and all the points Of merit, together
with points of objection will be tabu-
lated. Thence the journey will he
made to Brooklyn, where crematory
similar in design to that which the
city of Minneapolis has, will be in
vestigated. The hauling of refuse to
this plant in the City Of Churches is
made in specially designed trolley cars
Garbage is collected from various
points of concentration throughout the
city and taken to the incinerators. The
trip will consume about two weeks
After the return home, Commissioner
Hall will confer with the 500 Line Of
ficials with reference to the proposal
of the latter to haul the city's waste
via rail to the crematory.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
A PIONEER PASSES AWAY.
George W. Anderson Dies at His Resi-
dence OH the East Side.

George w. Anderson, son-in-law OF
the late Col. McPhail, died Thursday
morning at his residence. 2o3 Twent-
eth avenue northeast. He is survived
by wife, three sons, George M. An
derson, J. NJ. Andeson and ]. Kings
ton Anderson, and by two grand
children, George and Ethel Anderson.
Mr.. Anderson was born in the county
of Carlow. ireland, June IS, 1917. He
was brought to the United States when
but one month Old and has been a res
ident of Minnesota since 1886. He
served in the civil war and was men,
Der of the Territorial Pioneers and the
G. A. R., and was also all active men,
Der Of Division No. 3, A. o. H. He
resided in St. Paul for many years and
was wcll-known member of Division
No. 6, A. o. H., while in that city.
The funeral took place from St. An
thony of Padua church this morning,
with interment at St. Mary's cemetery
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
Notes Sent to tho Teacher.

The Chicago Inter- Ocean gives the
following batch of genuine excuses and
protests sent by parents Of Chicago
pupils:
Teacher-George's mother got no
catching illness. She got girl. Very
respectfully.
Teacher-What shall do NIT
Charlie?
Me and my man can't nothing make
Of him. When we want to lick der
little imp he gets the bed under where
We can't reach for him, and must put a
hook on her bedroom door 70 hold him
for his licking. Please soak him in
school shust as often as you got time.
Teacher-If Louis is bad please lick
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pAvlTT's TOUCHING WORDS.
Contributes His Mite to the Father Q
An Irish Martyr.

An Irish Martyr.
The following letter from Mr.. Davitt,
which appeared in the Dublin Free
man, was received by the Hon. Secre-
tary of the committee formed in Lon
don to relieve the present wants of the
father of William Phillip Allen, one Of
the Manchester martyrs, who is in his
(ninety-fourth year:
I beg to enclose subscription of
SIS to the fund for the assistance Of
Mr. Allen, the aged father Of William
Phillip Allen, who gave his young life
for the cause Of Irish freedom thirty
six years ago, and deeply regret that
the parent of one to whose noble sac
rifice and memory Irish Nationalism
owes a debt of undying gratitude
should find his old ago troubled with
poverty and its inseparable sufferings
l feel confident, however, that when
the facts as to his present condition
are made more widely known through
friends, there will be an immediate re-
Spouse to the appeal Of your commit
tee from our generous hearted people,
such as will enable the committee to
secure all necessary comforts for the
old man during his remaining years.
I am among the comparatively few
remaining old Fenians now living who
personally knew William Phillip Allen
and his co-martyrs in the historic acts
ASSOCIATED with the gallant rescue of
their leaders in 1867. The man who
fired the shot which was intended to
burst the lock on the prison van, and
which accidentally and unfortunately
killed the plucky policeman inside the
vehicle, died in the United States
about two years ago. 1 met him often
=: the eighties. and heard his account
Of the Fart he had played in the dar-
\ ing rescue of Colonel Kelly and Cap
tain Deasey. 1t was falsely sworn by
one or two witnesses at the trial that
young Allen had fired the shot, and it
was mainly to this perjured testimony
that his conviction was ultimately Sc
cured.
Wishing your committee every sue
cess in its praiseworthy efforts.
Yours very truly,
MICHAEL DAVITT
j. Ulic Burke, Strathmore, Pinner
MiddleseX.
P. SIT is not too generally known
that, like Emmett, Wolfe Tone anG
other Irish martyrs to English rule
William Phillip Allen was Protest.
ant. M. d.
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copying and experience. Ladies will

copying and experience. Ladies will
be examined at the federal building
on Dec. IA for the position of telephone
operator in the government service
Salaries for these positions range from
s240 to $40 per year. The same sub
jects will be covered in this test as in
that for press boy. The civil service
commission also announces an exam
ination for the position of Autograph
er male), qualified as map-mounter,
in the bureau Of forestry, department
of agriculture, to take place at the fed
eral building on Jan. 8. The salary
paid for this work is $3.50 per year.
Besides the same subjects as are in
cluded in the examination for press
boy, certain practical questions, relat-
ing to the duties Of the place will be
asked the examinee.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
So Literary.

They had met, and conversation was
somewhat fitful. Finally, he decided tc
guide it into literary channels, where
he was more at home, and, turning tc
his companion, asked:
Are you fond of literature?"
"Passionately," she replied. Il love
books dearly"
Then you must admire Sir Walter
Scott" he exclaimed, with sudden ami
nation. us not his Lady of the Lake
exquisite in its flowing grace ant
poetic imagery? Is it not"
1T is perfectly lovely" she assented
clasping her hands in ecstasy. Il sup
pose l have read it dozen times"
And SCOTS 'Marmion,'" he contin-
ued, with its rugged simplicity and
marvellous description-one can almost
smell the heather on the heath while
perusing its splendid pages"
tits perfectly lovely" she murmured
"And SCOTS 'Peverill of the Peak
and his noble Bride of Lammermoor'
where in the English language will
you find anything more heroic than
his grand aud Scottish character and
his graphic, forceful pictures of feudal
times and customs? You like Them
am sure"
Il just dote upon them" she replied
And Scott's Emulsion" he contin-
ued, hastily, for faint suspicion was
beginning to dawn upon him.
Il think" she interrupted, rashly
that it's the best thing he ever wrote"
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WITH THE DEAD.
Mrs. ]. Trombley.

Mrs. John Trombley died Monday OF
paralysis at her home, 14O3 East Twen-
ty-first street, aged 73 years. She was
born in Ireland and came to this coun-
try when II years Of age, and moved
She is survived by four sons, seven
daughters, twelve grandchildren and
eleven great grandchildren. The fu-
neral was held yesterday morning
from Holy Rosary church at O'clock
and interment was at st. Mary's ceme-
terry.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02

bridal table in the dining room was
decorated with ribbons, flowers and
ferns and bows Of tulle We're tied to
town guests We're Mr.. and Mrs. D. H.
Cross and daughter Of Mason City,
Iowa; Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Kelly and
daughter of Rockwell, Iowa; Mrs.
Thomas Godfrey and Miss Jennie An
derson of st. Paul. Mr.. and Mrs. KEEL
ly will be at home after Dec. Is at
2443 Cedar avenue.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1905-12-02
jackson Day Banquet.

On Monday evening, Jan. Sth, the
Jefferson Democratic Club will COM
memorate the anniversary of Andrew
Jackson's victory at New Orleans by
a banquet in honor of the valiant
warrior and eminent statesman, at the
National Hotel. The committee hav-
ing the affair in hand will secure a
number of famous Democratic SPELL
binders to address the gathering. 1t is
expected that Louis F. Post of Chicago
will be one Of the speakers.