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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-30

heavy backaches, and my general
health was affected when began us.
ing them. My feet were swollen, my
eyes puffed, and dizzy spells were fire.
quent. Kidney action was irregular
and the secretlons highly colored. To-
day. however, | am a we'll woman. and
am confident that Doan's Kidney
Pills have made me so. and are keep.
ing me we'll"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co, Buffalo, n. Y.
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Typical Irish Kitchen

From the ceiling a cage hung and
bird twittered in a friendly tone.
exchanging greetings with a hen that
had brought her brood of broilers"
in out of the rain, and with them had
huddled together in the middle of the
place. There was an old picture on
one side of the wall, as black as
Rembrandt. and as homely as Henry
VIII. which my hostess. assured me
was her great-great-grandfat /"
who had once been Keeper of the
keys of the castle" in the time of the
MacCarthys. The story was interest
ingly told and all suited the place.
shall not soon forget that old
kitchen. The fireplace and old warp
ed fender and bits of smoldering peat
and the queer-looking little black pots,
an old "dealtable," a wooden bench, a
low stool or two and the bit OF mus
lin curtain stretched across the one
window, and the hen and her chick
ems chattering so socially in the mid
die of the floor, made homely pic
ture. inquired where they slept
and was told that the beds were put
upon the floor usually, but when II
was wet" they made "other arrange
ments," and in tone without g
shade of 6iscontent.
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The Explanation.

The photographer was delighted.
Seldom" he said, have | had so
good sitter. The expression is ex
actly right, the command OF the facial
muscles perfect. You are. perhaps.
an actor?"
mo"
IAN automobilist?"
Eyes"
"Aha, that explains II. You have
learned to submit to arrest and
large fine every time you go out, and
still to return home looking as II you
had enjoyed yourself"
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The worth Pole.

It is often said that, when the North
Pole is discovered there will be found
Scotchman doing business The
Highlander always ranked foremost
amongst the pioneers of the Ameri-
can West. His Herculean strength
fitted him for frontier life, and to his
constant use of "porridge" for break
fast Is attributed his splendid ply
sique. This generation can be v as
brawny by eating Pillsburys Vitos.
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Suspicious.

The millionaire octogenarian had
welded the beautiful young actress.
you say that you love-" said the
actress. Then prove it,"
How can II" asked the octogena
rian anxiously.
"Why, l am an amateur at picking
wild mushrooms. will pick some,
and If you eat them l will love you
more than any one on EARTH"
But the wise old man shook his
head. Il am afraid would not re.
main on earth very long after eating
the mushrooms you picked" he said
simply.
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TEA
Where tea and spirit are
right, there is little danger of
going-astray in the business.
Now Don't taught

In q case before the Melbourne
court the other day, Sidney Martin
was charged with insulting behaviour
=. e., hssing woman violently In
the street Martin, however. estao-
llshed the fact that the woman was his
wife, and he was discharged accord
ingly without a blemish on his es-
cutcheon!-Sydney Bulletin.
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Mother Cray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfuuy used by Mothcr 0ray, uo<a~r
in the Children's Home in New York, cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad Stomach,
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 30, 900 tes-
timonials. At all Druggists, 25c. Sample
FREE Address A. S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
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Where the Lady Doctor eceeds.

Another woman who succeeds in the
colonies is the lady-doctor. The aver
age Australian woman never dreami
Of taking herself or her children to .
man. Man for men, and woman for
women, except In cases Of difficult
surgical operations" is her dictum.-
Woman.
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Time of a Wink.

BY pasting bit of paper upon the
eyelid Photographic record has
been made OF the duration of time
required in winking the eye. 1t has
been found that wink requires one
third of q second
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EVIDENCE
n. williams Pink Pills VIII Cure
rheumatism.

|W FtUGuUt9ocW.
.,ls oap cure themselves Of good
,ommon ailments at very small
thew go about it the right way"
q, Hoar, recently. 'For instance,
inst cured myself of very pain
,,sase. | might have begun to treat
mar that's all the mistake / made
matter. But / found the root Of
rsculty and 1 picked out the right
4, without the aid Of doctor
! GAS really all in my blood. first
,wipge in my left foot and ankle
middle Of last January, following
.urs TO cold. realized l had rheu-
IN and | knew that really comes
had blood. Gold simply develops
Then my hands aud feet were cold
DANNY even in hot weather, and
N great part of the time. l con-
IN that my blood was thin and poor
the circulation sluggish.
litter time my feet and ankles
Ilsd so badly that / could only tie
I,Soes half way up. My legs swelled
Inv aud I could walk only short
E,ucs before giving out completely.
8Vhsn read Of the cures Of all kinds
KIDD diseases. that had been effected
I0 williams Pink Pills, 1 was con-
L,d that they were just the remedy
INV case, and SO it proved. / could
|Laat they were benefiting me before
N quite used up the first box. The
Lryement was decidedly marked af.
ihad taken two boxes. Three more
4 restored my hands and feet and
A 10 natural size and feeling and
4 stopped taking medicine and have
n been perfectly we'll"
n. F. LIE Roy Hoar lives at No. 132
kstitution street, Bristol. r. /. Any
can get convincing evidence that
Williams Pink Pills have cured
bmia, rheumatism, erysipelas and
|r serious diseases of the blood by
lply writing to the DIR. Williami
iicine Co., Schenectady, ny.
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Bishop erewster,s erldeoroom.

The Rt Rev. Chauncey b. Brew.
ster, ID. D., bishop OF Connecticut,
told the other day OF funny, exper.
lence he had marrying couple. After
the ceremony had been performed
the bashful bridegroom, who suffered
badly. leaned over and asked. Isn't
1t k-k-kistomary to c-c-cuss the bride7"
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and other kidney Ills,
will find comfort in
the words of Mrs.
Jane Farrell of 606
Ocean avenue, Jer-
sey City, N. j., who
says: 81 reiterate
all | have said be-
fore in praise OF
Doan's Kidney Pills
| had been having
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Height of Sea Waves.

|Areful experiments made by a
Ped English navigator along the
f'th coast of Spain show that waves
FQuently attain height of AZ feet,
Pieh Is nothing compared to the rise
9Pillsbury's Vitos in the estimation
people who like good, pure. COM
n'sense wheat food. You will like
Ask for it at your grocers.
is rare thing for even fishermen
zee live herring, as this fish dies
moment it leaves the water.
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modern oak picked out with gold, the
green benches, the subdued light;
familiar, too. the galleries where
peers are penned, or friends of men,
bers gathered; familiar, too, the
grilled pen over the press gallery,
whence ladies can hear little and see
less. Down below man is droning
something about door somewhere
in the building that opens that way
when 1t should open this way. He Is
very precise and very dull. Point is,
that door should. with the whole force
OF the greatest empire the world has
ever known, be altered. He founders
and fumbles with phrases, but you
can see exactly what he wants to say.
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TEA

Which do you spend most
honey on, tea or whiskey9
Which pays?
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There is good and bad
tea; there is good and bad
tea cookery.
Which have L?
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EA

We Americans think we
|fe smart; but tea is too
much for us.
We are the worst of buy
|as Of it; so they say.
Your grocer returns your money If you doH
aschllings Best.
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s result of the high price of cam.
n, French scientists have been
rching for a substitute. They
i'm to have been successful in con-
ling turpentine into camphor.
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Exneriments on NeuraIaIa.

Successful experiments have been
made in the treatment Of neuralgia
and hysteria with radium at the Sal
oetriere Hospital. in Paris.
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How much does it cost to
moneyback tea?
Depends on the tea.
Your grocer returns your money if you don'
lke Hchiilings Best.
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queen Wilhelmina of Holland, on
ktember z last, by royal order, ere
n department of agriculture, in.
ktry and commerce.
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Perverse Logic.

"Speakin of wasted opportunities
said Flooding Pete, deere goes man
wit hundred thousand dollars in de
bank"
"He amt losin' many chances" re
sponded Meandering Mike.
bigger 1t out. Cale'late de beer dai
a hundred thousand would buy. Every
nickel in 1t Ia - wasted opportunity
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Selected by Sow.

In olden times the mayors OF Leices'
ter we're elected by SOW. The can
didates sat in a semicircle, each with
his hat full of beans in his lap. and he
was elected mayor from whom whose
hat the SOW ate first.
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Mjuht Do.

I've perfected a scientific system
of making people glad,' announced
the man with the high forehead. by
my method the most depressing at.
tack of the blues may be dispelled
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Enjoyment Found Of Old.

Enjoyment Found Of Old.
IKE to be like a king? Not In q
posand years. What we would like
cud be this--to sit in the front
Of the gallery and see that fel
90 an old-fashioned clog after
sng really good song like "Could
.ny Pick the Winner" That's what
would hke.-Washlngton Times.
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The Weather in ireland.

The Weather In ireland.
The weather over here Is very
much like we have at home-at times
and we have seen the beauties Of
Ireland in pouring rain, many times
"chilled to the bone" hungry and
cross, but we were nearly always jos
tied into a good humor, and our inter-
est always exceeded any discomfort.
The drive from Killarney to Glen
gariff is the finest in Ibis majesty's
dominions,' tbs said, and tits true,
for here nature has been lavish with
its gifts and beauty confronts one
everywhere. Upon the surface of the
water the mountains are reflected,
and upon the hills some ruin, with its
ages of moss and Ivy, recalls the tales
Of the O'Sullivans and OLearys. and
the whole scene is rich with associa-
lions, adventure and daring.
Not once have been permitted to
pay for a glass Of milk during my pill
grimage. And this despite the fact,
which would be detected by these
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thio SCSJn W haNC hhOWA DClOiOs
Received with Dignity.
Even the press is received with dig
nified- fashion; for instead of hazard
ing the chance of the ballot go
through the cloisters where colossal
policemen salute me and the one
who guards the lift to the press gal
lery Il am not known to the police)
wants evidence. He recognizes the
ticket. and the lift whisks me to
floor with tortuous passages, rooms
suggesting vestries and filled with
serious men at.work with autographs.
And presently | tumble through a
swing door-the house of commons
an attendant whose aspect swings
vaguely between that of head wait
er and a prime minister-and l am
handed into little pew. Later on
learn that when the press gallery can
not recognize the man below who
gets up and makes historic remark
this attendant is consulted. He al
ways knows. Still the note Of dignity
is maintained. Two centuries ago /
the house Of commons into print. To
day / am given a lift to seat over
the speakers head and am presented
with programme. "Orders of the
Gay" is the official designation.
Caricature Is the Reality.
Chin on hand, | watch. and have
seen it all before turned upside down
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Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng softens the gums, reduces In
sllays pain, cures wind cou. 25cabotte.
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Always keep the moonbeams in
your own eye when you go out with
your best fellows mote."-Baltimors
American
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shrewd folk, even did | not openly
avow that | hail from the land where
gold is supposed to be picked up in
re streets. Finding 1t hurt their
pride to offer payment, | ask for
water instead, but this device rarely
avails, as milk is almost invariably
given me, sometimes on the plea that
their water is not very good.
Activity Of Cork.
The county OF Cork certainly lives
up to ones expectations of 1t and
seems to be rolling in plenty and Ina
proving in many ways. The whole
county of Cork is under one govern
ment, the city Of Cork being the cen.
ter and the lord mayor the head OF
the town council. 1t Is the best light
ed town in the kingdNm and has
| splendid stres1 Cal service, from
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-30
Rabbit Was Elusive.

eeifast, Me. youngster, who tried
seh rabbit by running 1t down,
0oaged to give up the effort.
asked about his success he
antly admitted that he had not
1eo the animal. and assigned
Inclusive reason: well, when ]
''r to him, he was too far on"
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Queer "ornament."

In some South American tribes the
women draw the front teeth. esteem.
ing as an ornament the black gap
thus made.
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Green Isle of Erin
Ramble Through the Cities and Fields
of the Gem of the Northern Ocean

Especial Correspondence

Dublin is sort of Washington city
for Ireland. and when parliament is
In session 1t gathers together there
its beauty and its chivalry," and 1t is
said that gayety reigns supreme. Dur
ing our stay we turned our attention
TO the city itself and found II satisfac-
tory. The river Liffey cuts the town
in two. and the public buildings.
which compare favorably with any in
the kingdom, are on either side OF the
stream. The streets are broad and
we'll paved and the mansions and
rows, as the residences are called,
are well built, and many of them mag.
nificent. One of the most attractive
things about the entire country over
here is the moss-covered walls that
shut out the public everywhere.
If any one likes looking through
fine buildings. the royal exchange,
Christ Church cathedral, the four
courts, custom house, postofiice or
national gallery. all of which are
splendid buildings. will repay any in
terest taken or effort made-and one
gets the glad hand" in any of them.
tor the Irish people like Americans
and believe in demonstrating 1t while
we are alive.
The Nelson pillar is 121 1eet high
II you climb up you will be very glad
of 1t afterward, for the view is very
fine. The Wicklow hills, and the
coast line, away below Bray's head,
are easily discerned, and Dublin bay
is wonderfully beautiful from there
! looked in upon 80 Merriam row,
where the duke of Wellington was
born, and In the royal academy saw
Patricks bell and many other an
Equities, drove through Phoenix
park, and left Dublin with more re-
greet than year ago, but with hope
that | might make another farewell
visit"
For natural loveliness of scenery
mixed with stories of interest and
unfailing charm, there is nothing In
ireland to surpass the tour to the
lakes of Killarney, no matter which
route one takes. At this season 1t is
simply glorious. The hay is being
out, and the golden fields and green
pastures, alternating with fields Of
vegetables and flowers, with the hills
covered with the heather in full
bloom, presents mosaic, and wheth
ell seen from car, coach top or car
riage window, Is like a moving pic
ture, and for real beauty could not be
exceeded anywhere. 1t is so replete
with scenic charm that it cannot be
described within the limits of an or
binary letter. but as some one ha,
said, ut is a good thing to use you
eyes" necessarily.
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The TRANSPORTATION" religious
pting by Raphael, which hangs in
vatican. is pronounced by critics
be the greatest picture in the world.
is called the Jewel of the Vati-
10
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TwIcE.roLo TESTIMONY.
A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells
How 20 Find Relief.

The thousands of women who suffer
backache. languor, urinary disorders
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TEA

Do you make it right
Do you make it right
Do you make it right
Do you make it right
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TEA

You like good tea, and
F0a like the effect of it.
Whose?
Whose?
,'sr grocer returns ysar nonsy If ysu donp
AainiAE's Best
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TEA.

Is strength all9
If money is plenty, no.
Schilling's Best.
Good-enough.
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|odio estimated that the population
he earth at the time Of the death
he Emperor Augustus was approx
|ely 54,000,000.
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Ek Your Druggist for Aliens Foot.Ease.
h tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recent
ind have just bought another supply. It
cured my corns, and the hot, burning
Itching sensation in my feet which was
lost unbearable, and would not be with
1t Mrs. w. J. Walker, Camden,
H." Sold by all Druggists, Csc.
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Advice to an Auto Girl.

Your grocer return, your money If you jntntoie
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In every package of schiliing's Best Tea 70 .
kklet How to Make Good Tea.
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hope to keep. Most dignified. All
this | seem to have known before.
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Caricature Is the Reality.
Chin on hand, watch. and have
seen it all before turned upside down
as had imagined. Quite familiar the
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1905-06-16
An Awkward situation.

Congressman MOrrell of Philadel-
phia said in the course of an address to
national guardsmen:
GAS colonel Of the Third regiment of
Pennsylvania | once took part in an
odd and amusing episode.
my regiment was marching down
Broad street in the van of an immense
and magnificent parade, when, near
Walnut street, it became necessary to
push the people back a little. The ropes
had broken at this point, and the peo-
pie, quite unintentionally, encroached
on the line of the parade.
Il assigned a handful Of young pri-
Yates to help the police handle the
crowd, and one private, stationed near
me, kept my eye on. He got every
body back except fat man. This per-
son did not move.
"Private,' said 1, put that fat man
back
"He says he can't get back, the
crowd is pushing so,' the private an
swered.
"'Put your musket butt in his chest
said /, and force him back. You are
the stronger
YES said the private, L know I'm
the stronger, but he's the foreman Of
our shop"
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On Chewing Ennd.

The case of Horace Fletcher, the
health culturist, is an interesting eX-
ample of what abstinence in diet and
intelligent exercise of the muscles will
do for a person. While still young
man, Mr.. Fletcher found himself a
physical wreck, a victim to three
chronic diseases. His health was so
poor that no life insurance company
would accept the risk on him.
Concluding that one of the troubles
with himself, as with a great many
others, lay in eating too much, Mr..
Fletcher carved cut a system of living
for himself and by sticking to it faith
fully became cured. He found that
considerably less than the average NOR
tai considers sufficient to support life
was ample for his needs. After five
years of his self cure he was able to
make prodigious runs on his bicycle
and astonished physical experts by the
ease with which he performed the Sc
verest forms of exercise. One of Mr..
Fletcher's cardinal maXims of health
relates to chewing the food. He thinks
all food, not only solids, but milk.
soup and oatmeal, should be manipu-
lated with the tongue to the vanishing
Doint
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c. T. LUCAsS ESTATE.

cTATE OF VERMONT In Probate
~ DISTRICT OF BRADFoRD SIS Court held at
Ihetford, in and for said District on the LIST day
of June, A. D., 1905
William F. Davis Admir- of the estate of
G. tT@ Lucas, late of Thetford in said District
deceased makes application to said Court for Ii
cense to sell all of the real estate of said deceased
situated in this State, except homestead
and dover representing lthat the sale
thereof is necessary for the purpose of the paw
ment of debts and the settlement of the estate,
Whereupon, it is ordered by said Court that
said application be referred to a session thereof.
to be held at the Probate Office, in said Thetford
on the 18th day of June, A. D., 1905, for hearing
and decision thereon, and it is further ordered
that all persons interested be notified hereof by
publication of notice of said application and
order thereon three weeks successfully in the
United Opinion, newspaper published at Brad
ford in this State, and which circuates in the
neighborhood of those interested before said
time of hearing, that they may appear at said
time and place, and if they see cause, object
thereto. . "a
"a, By the Court, ~
ATTEST:
"a S. NJ. GLEASON JudUe