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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02
PLAYS THAT HOLD OVER

PLAYS THAT HOLD OVER
LYCEUM- Mrs. LeHngwers Boots; funny
and well acted.
BELAsCo-"Adrea with Mrs. Carter at her
best.
HERALD SQUARE-"The Woman in the
Case" by Clyde Fitch with Miss Walsh as the
star. LAST weekly
GARRIcK-"You Never Can TELL by G. B.
Shaw.
MANHATTAN-'Leah Kleschna." with Mrs
Ftske and a fine company; one Of the seasons
successes. Last two weeks)
BIJoU-warheld, in the popular Music Mas
ter"
GARDEN-"The College Widow" a genre
picture OF Western college life, natural highly
diverting and immensely popular.
MADISON SQUARE-"Mrs. Temples Tele-
gram; farce well acted
LIBERTY-"Mr. Pipp.'' cartoon comedy. dis
playing Digby Bell in the title part; In hts Inn
peTsonatiOn lies the worth OF the play
ACADEMY-Afiss Bates in the spectacular
Darling OF the Gods"
EMPIRE THEATRE-WfIliam Gillette IN
Sherlock Holmes" A revival OF interest In
the famous detective has caused the theatre 70
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Brewer has played the part for more than two
years. Miss Louise Willis, who plays the fiirta-
tious widow, has been especially engaged for
this run. She scored a hit in that part with the
London company. Arthur Donaldson, who orig
mated the part of the Prince and has played IN
the piece more than thousand times, Will
be in this cast War Anderson is another mem
Der Of the original company who VIII appear as
the naval lieutenant. while Jeanette Beau
geard. who plays SidOnie has been in the cast
for more than two years. and MISS AlnlyFt
Forrest has played the Vassar Girl for about
the same length Of time. Some OF the other
members OF the cast who have been with the
company for a season or more are Marie Welsh.
Stella MARITIME Percy Ames James Sullivan,
Harriet Burt and Pauline Huntley. large and
competent chorus that is said TO be particu-
Iarly good TO look upon assists in the general
ensemble work For the first time in its sue
cessfu career il will be offered at popular prices
on Broadway.
At the Manhattan Theatre next Wednesday
afternoon Mrs. Fiske's three one act plays, pro-
duced last Wednesday with much success, Will
be repeated. Mrs. Fiske does not appear In
these plays, save as the author and stage man
ager. but in both those capacities she is potent.
The plays. especially The Eyes Of the Heart
and THE Light from St. Agnes" have power TO
win interest and arouse emotion, and they are
plaved with much skill by the Manhattan COM
pany and with a beautiful finish Last week
the audience was large and representative Of the
most cultured circle of New-York. This week l.
promises TO be still larger. But two weeks more
remain of the run Of Leah Kleschna.
James ]. Jeffries is coming to the American
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s-here win be several changes in the Broad
-, attractions this week. At the Savoy, Wal
800 the Kniclerbocker and the NeW-Hork
~, plays or revivals viii be shown. and else
mere. IN vaudeville and at the popular priced
houses VIII occur changes OF interest friday
.f.ernoon Mrs. lie Moyne win revive for charity
"a Blot in the 'scutcheon."
..Tonson Assurance" one OF the most IA
nous comedies OF its time. is 10 be revived al
eEa Fzniclxerbocker Theatre tomorrow night
s-,,. NAV was the second OF the four hundred
snd afty odd plays which the prolific Dion
yao,cicault father OF Aubrey Boucicaulo had
- his credit He wrote it when youth OF
nineteen. receiving some assistance from the
well known actor John Brougham, for Charles
Mathews and Nine. Vestris who appeared IN
the arst production OF the play at the Theatre
y7ovsl Covent Garden, London, March l. ISL
AZ Mathews and Nine. Vestris subsequently
booame favorites in America. and appeared IN
numerous revivals OF the piece London As
euranoe" scored an instantaneous success Oli
she night OF March il. lS4l, the comedy was
produoed al the old Park Theatre TINS CITY MOI
far from the site OF several OF the DIG news
-s,sr Offices. For several hundred nights it re-
Ynained the reigning success Of the day ana It's
,sv,,sls took place regularly season after sea-
castle Garden. the Bowery Theatre, Nlolos
Garden the Chatham Theatre, Burtons Chaih-
hers Street Theatre the old Broadway THEATRE
sr-,nler Hall. Laura Keene's Varieties MIS-
John Woods Olympic Theatre. the Union
souare Theatre. Fifth Avenue Theatre Wal
lacks Theatre, old Star Theatre. Booths Thea
re and Days Theatre have all been the scenes
~ its revival Among the players who nave
,,sen Identified With London Assurance might
- mentioned Charlotte Cushman, who origi-
mated in America the part Of Lady Gay Spanker
NOV plsved by Miss Ellis Jeffreys). Following
her in this role came Laura Keene. Fanny
Davenport. Ada Rehan. Rose Coghlan. Ida
Vernon. PhiHis Clover, Kate Estelle and in
Vulnerable lesser lights. The piece was always
3 ssyorite with Lester Waliack, who gave IT a
dozen rey-ivals. assuming himself the role Of
Dazzle lnow taken by Henry +. DiXey)- The
stage rnanagement for the present revival is
N he hands Of Charles Cartwright, who has
70 his credit the stage direction Of Merely
Mary Ann" and IS now a member Of Mrs.
T7is}ze's company. Three casts Of London AS
suranoe." the original London cast, the original
New-York cast and the cast Of the present
KnieRerbocker Theatre production, follow:
-TrrATRE ROYAL. COvEIT GARDEN. LONDON.
MARCH A. lS41
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to announce that Mr.. Mansfield is TO play THE
Misanthrope" in English. Yet there have been
many who have asked whether 1t is to be done
in French. The sale Of seats for THE Nissan
thrope" begins tomorrow morning. FOlloWlng
Mr.. MansfeId's four weeks at the New-Amster-
dam, ii was last week arranged that ne WOuIo
appear throughout the week Of April IL at
the Harlem Opera House, in a different play
every evening. thus giving the crowds who
have been turned away from the New-Amster-
dam renewed opportunity to see his celebrated
characters and productions. BrooAyn's oppor-
tunity to see the Mansfield repertory Will come
Easter week when Mr.. Mansfield is to do seven
different productions at the Montauk Theatre
The one act farce. "A Kiss in the Dark which
is to be played at the Actors Fund matinee on
Friday, April Z, at the Broadway Theatre. has
been one of those popular farces of the past. 1t
was written by ]. B. Blackstone. The leading
comedy part has been played by Joseph Jeffer-
son. and also by the comedian. William Warren,
of Boston, as well the late John T. Raymond,
while the other two parts have been played by
many of the leading men and women OF the past
The play was first produced in London in $40
with Mr.. Blackstone in the role OF Pettlbone
There was much controversy at the time as to
its originality, but the idea probably is derived
from the story Of the bride and bridegroom who
kissed each other in a railway train While 1t
passed through dark covered bridge 1t was
found that beauty spot "a bit OF sticking plas-
teri which had been affixed TO the lady's face,
was afterWard uncOnSctouSly seen IN the mouth
Of the gentleman TO the great amusement or
their fellow passengers. This idea has been eff
fectively worked up in another form in the little
play 1t will be rendered on this occasion by
Hilda SpOng. William Courtleigh. Harry Conor
and Alison SkipwOrth
Another play, entitled I'm the Eyes Of the
World" is to be rendered by Messrs. COurtenay,
Serrano. LawfOsd, Payne and Miss Ellington, or
the Lyceum Theatre forces 1t Is modern so
ciety comedy drama in one act, which ran for
a season in London. but has not yet been given
in public in this country.
The third piece is dialogue written by An
thony Hope which William Crane and Fay Da-
Wis will enact 1.-The Philosopher In the Apple
Orchard" 1t is dainty story, transferred from
a look.
Among the other special features is Mr. Broad
hurst's skit on the Duchess Of DantZic," which
will be performed by EVE Green, COnrtice
Pounds Lempriere Pringle. Lawrence Rea and
Holbrook Blinn, written especially for this oc-
casion JEFF De Angels and his Tammany song
and chorus: Beatrice HeTford, Mr.. Outcault. the
creator of Buster Brown; the Florodora Garland
Girl dance and the Petit Caporal. by Miss
Dorothy Higgs Of the Duchess of Dantzic COM
pany and William Gillette are additional feat
ureS
The Tooth performance of Mrs. Leffingwelrs
Boots" falls next Wednesday, and souvenirs will
be given.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

Mr. Pipp seems to be in the theatrical field
with a vengeance Tomorrow Charles Grape
win will appear at the West End Theatre in a
farce called THE Awakening Of Mr.. Pipp.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

Little Johnny Jones'" with George NJ. Cohan
and the same cast and chorus which appeared
at his engagement at the Liberty Theatre early
in the season, will be seen in Harlem the cur
rent week. for the first time. at the Harlem
Opera House.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

Thursday, April 49, and also on the following
Thursday David Warheld will give a matinee
Of THE Music Master
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

stanisaus STANCES latest comedy. The School
FOR Husbands" with incidental music by Julian
Edwards. in which Miss Alice Fischer returns 10
Broadway as a star, VIII be shown at Wallacks
Theatre on Monday evening. Miss Fischer Will
be supported by Jameson Lee Finney, Arthur
Forrest Joseph Kilgour, Wilfred North Miss
Grace Fnkins. Miss Frances Stevens and others.
The scenes Of The School for Husbands are
laid in London, the period being that time OF
romance and strenuous social movements-l12O
The plot is chiefly concerned with the jealousy
o. a husband. once Indifferent. but aroused TO
e-4stic action by the supposed DETECTION from
the moral path OF his matrimonial partner. The
following is the cast:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

On April II CNonday). the 1YOO0th performance
OF The Darling of the Gods will occur at the
Academy Souvenirs will be given TO every body
in the audience, men as well as women
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

Richard Mansfield, having completed the first
half OF his engagement at the Nsw-Ansterdam
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

BRoApwAY-The new -Flor0dOra. .
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

James J. Jefries is coming to the American
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-04-02

The Tooth performance of Mrs. Lefingwelrs
Boots" falls next Wednesday, and souvenirs will
be given.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
OUTSIDE SECURITIES

In the market FOR outside securities mar
able advances took place in number OF spscs,,.a 20
notably in the late trading. While the -
tendency was not general. nearly all the -
high priced shares showed improvement. Tss
per stocks. rule, were somewhat bset-1s
although the changes in either direction wera..se
Among the notable gains was a rise of "a 80 s~
in Guggenheim Exploration and Y points in S..
ard Oil. Interborough Rapid Transit at on. -
showed an advance of "A per cent but subseor.-~
lost more than half. Standard Milling cournor
up 3Ss per cent. Havana Tobacco % and tbs
ferred 312. Electric Vehicle preferred was ~
points, and American preferred IL per cen,
the mining stocks, Greene Consolidated rllss g.
Utah Apex improved a. Boston Consolidatsa -
point. Mitchell Mining was up fraction. IN 49,
Standard Milling 5s gained Il: Writing Pane
were hrm and American Steel Foundry 6 ~
up Il per cent.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
Banlsers' posted rates were as follows:

DOMESTIC EXCHANGE-New- Orleans - Com
mercal. 81 discount; bank Is premium. San Fran
cisco-Sight 1c; telegraph. &c Boston-Par. Chi
cago-40c premium. Charleston-Buyng, par: sell
ing, 1-10c premium. St Louis-2oc premium bid; 30c
premium asked. Minneapolis -70c premium. Gin
cinnatI-20c premium. Savannah-Buying. soc dis
count. selling Toe premium.
BANK CLEARINGS. - New York - Exchanges
S73 65S 223: balances, s7.S344si. Philadelpha-Ex-
changes, $76 $50 lSO balances g 422 73O Boston-Ex-
changes, s1S.517,761: balances S1124654 Chicago
Exchanges $S 2744S3 balances 81 24S. Baltimore
Exchanges So 6,37s; balances. $711.S12
SILVER MARkET.-Bar silver 64Izc; Mexican
silver dollars, 1870. Ear silver closed in London
at 2324d.
GOLD PREMIUM-In Madrid, PHI: Lisbon 5 90.
MEXICAN EXCHANGE.-Mexican exchange on
New-York is quoted at POP.
GOVERNMENT RECEIPTS Customs receipts
reported from Washington S9l9.sO5: internal reve-
nue. receipts 81 935 g70 miscellaneous receipts sll5
475 Receipts the day. g 81. $50; expenditures
81 1000 Receipts the month date S33 $50 2l2
expenditures s $50 CO., of receipts 81 $50 PIP
Receipts for the fiscal year to date $780, 62s; ex
penditures $244,1ss005 of expenditures. 49,
401 ,S76
SUB-TREASURY.-The Sub-Treasury was debtor
TO the Clearing House S4O9 S09
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STOCK VALUES ADVANCE.
Brooun Rapid 4ctUe Call Money AUerages Per
Cent-Sterkng IRREGULAR
e HIGHER ON BIG DAYS

rate for short bills 4Q4s per cent long bills. 4
per cent. Berlin discount rate AZ per cent Berlin
exchange on London. % marks 4S1a pfennigs. Paris
discount rate, per cent Paris exchange Lon
don, Is francs 49, centirnes. Bar gold in London
was IT'S 9ssd
FOREIGN SECURITIES. - British consols for
money. IS 1916; for the account. IS 1-1s. French
rentes 100 francs.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
MONEY AND EXCHANGE.

MONEY MARKET-Money call opened at Ga
per cent; highest, 61s per cent: lowest per cent;
last loan. 51a per cent; close per cent; ruling
rate, per cent. Time money quoted at per
cent for sixty days. 51kQ6 per cent for three and
four months, and 5A9518 per cent for five and six
months. Commercial paper quoted at 51a@6
per cent for sixty to ninety days and 6h per cent
for four to six months.
FOREIGN EXCHANGE.-The foreign exchange
market was easy at the close, with demand ster-
ling unchanged from Fridays close and down 30
points from the opening. There liberal offer
ngs of finance bills, IN addition commercial
bills Actual closing rates follow:
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
Dtridend Notices.
GENERAL. CHEMICAL COMPANY
25 Bread Street, New York. November IL,

GENERAL. CHEMICAL COMPANY
Bread Street, New York. November II, 1905
THE REGULAR QUARTERLY DIVIDEND
Of olB AND ONE-HAIF PER CENT q no viii be
PAID January 2B5. z9e8 preferred stockholders OF
record at m Deeeinber 22nd 1896 Prefe5red stock
transfer books wl be closed from December 22nd 1905
20 January Srd 1895 JAS. L. MORGAN Treasurer.
4 DvERTISEMESTs AND SUBSCRIPTIONS for Tbs
"a Tribune u town Chce. No. 1.56i
SroaiNay. between 3etn sts. O'Clock
received the following branch Offices
regular once rates Until o'clock SiE: 254 SIN
e.S.' e cor - rs 5th-sve l2k-st; % East
34ih-tt; % West 52d-st.. between Sth
zss We. l-h.st LBS Sd-sFe. between 10th and 7TtA
SIS: l.U2b Sc-aNe- 6lst-st: I70S
osh-st.: I57 75e Treuent-ave: ESQ 81
4lEt-sts S5s sdsye.: Bleecker-st; 2c5
2iescksr-st-
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21

and West Virginia bonds in 1904 shrt,nt e.
in 1905. This may be taken to accoun, ,sssT
major part Of the shrinkage Of g 2s05ss - i'' u
value of bonds !" eoos
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
BOND MARKET TRADING.

RAILROAD AND OTHER BONDs-Market
strong. Total sales amounted in par value to s4-
61O, 200 against s2,S35. 500 on Saturday
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
FinamciaL M lettings.
e Is HERE

REQUIRED BY LAW. NOTICE IS HERE
by given that annual meeting stockhoid-
e-x of the Miller & Wright Paper CO. viii at its
otHce 10. 65 Street N The City OF New York.
rT1.eeiav November 2Sth, 1903 O'Clock after
noon f9r election Of direetrs and the transaction
InF CHARLES ADDOMS. Secretary.
November 18Th. 1905
DvFRTIsEMENTS AND SUBSCRIPTIONS Cor Tne
n TTIbune received AT their Uptown Ofce. No. S6s
iirozay between 36A AID $50 sts until clock
the following branch
re.o.zr oFfce until o'clock p n. viz 25z sth
153 6tli-ave. I2th-st %
e-5T 42d-st- between 7th and 5th
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
PIG IRON CERTIFICATES.

Quotations for regular at the IL a. m ana
n m calls yesterday compare with the final prices
of Friday as follows:
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
AMERICAN SECURITIES ABROAD.

London, Nov. 20. p. m.-The market for Aueri-
can securities was strong. Final prices follow:
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
q AND o.,s SALE OF READING.

In the fiscal year 1895 the Baltimore and Ohio
Id 1900 shares Of Reading common STOCK as
- by the following list of stocks held:
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
ACTIVE CURB STOCKS.

INDUS RAILS.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21

Closing prices of active bonds, with net
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21

Quotations for foundry at the II a. m and l
D. m calls yesterday compare with the final prices
NJ Friday as follows:
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21
CONSOLIDATED EXCHANGE SALES

STOCKS.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21

FOREIGN MONEY MARKET-cau money in
London sazQ3A PEI cent Open market discount
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21

RAILROADS.
New-York tribune., 1905-11-21

l-2Ga42s Total sales FOR the day. 'unli'tsd'
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1900

T-ba aoutbvesferu Improvement stock went IN
in 1904 AZ 200 These items, therefore, about cover
the s205 $50 decrease in stock In bonds an IteI,
of ss "a S0 RaItmore and Ohio Peoria. Lake Erie
New-York tribune., 1905-07-23
&" SHE" WAS " HOLLO g"

A FORMER Congressman. ~ ~
IL time was member Of t-. -or-..
on Naval Affairs. tells OF q NEE of -
committee 70 discuss the mer- q e
looking to a change in the styIe the p-
on a battle ship then being built
Strenuous objections % this n s-e w.
made by a rather bumptia mem
then serving his first term 81 Cqng--.
and IN his remarks he d.sura
ignorance respecting the eleruer- oo,n,s
naval construction and ordnance.
Upon the adjournment Of the -ar,--..
sitting, Chairman Foss spoke WIZ -1l,e-.-
OF the notions held by the r-. -nem4--
That chap" said he, reminds III II as--
/ heard when / came TO Washiu- y for q
first time. 1t concerned r. sentsr-
from Arkansas, who. Ike our fr,e- had IT,
knowledge of sea craft. Indeed was
that until he came here he nevs. had b.-
aboard any sort of boat in his .
well. one day they took hin down
Newport News, where he was sh.r- an o,-
one OF our new cruisers. As he --- led abe-.
the deck, in company with q -e vou-
naval officer. who was indicating him ~
points of interest on the war-sh-- ,he H.
from Arkansas happening 70 gla-- in.o
open hatchway suddenly clutcae the a-
of his guide and exclaimed:
My Heavenl She's hollow, she
New-York tribune., 1905-07-23
"JERRY" SIMPSONS SPATS

CONGRESSMAN JOSEPH CANNON at
" q dinner recently contributed to the
general gaiety with the following reminiscence:
"On fine day | walked along Pennsyl-
vania-ave. with a companion, and as we pro-
ceeded we were laughing \ pair of spats
worn by my friend, statesman famous
the length and breadth of the country, was
the subject of our talk.
"'I wearing them a challenge he
said. If my constituents knew it, Id GER
tainly lose my seat, and If any journalist sees
me | shall have reputation after to-day.
But | have nerve. and | mean to walk down
this avenue with these spats, if it is my last
act on earth. How do they loOk?'
Very imposing | replied, but pardon
me for laughing. | can't reconcile them with
you, any more than you can reconcile them
with yourself. You are the last man | should
expect to meet wearing spats.'
lust then a small boy ran up breathlessly
and touched my companion the elbow.
Hey, mister!' shouted the urchn, your socks
are down.
My companion drew himself up with pride.
My lad he said with solemnity. Il am the
Hon. Jeremiah Simpson,"
New-York tribune., 1905-07-23
DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES

Z DDIE FOY tells how in hotel lobby
l. one evening a number of friends of
his in Chicago We're discussing the ideas of
nationality held by the various Governments.
The French idea" said some one. lis
certainly logical one. If you're the son of
a Frenchman, you're French, no matter where
you may be born. Seems odd though doesn't
1t? Fancy an Irishman who, being born in
France, was claimed by the Government as
a Frenchmanl"
At the word Irishman,' big red-faced
Celt standing near the group turned and faced
the speaker. Pooh-pooh for YOU" he in
dignantly exclaimed, for advancin' such
theeryl If a cat should have kittens in an
oven, would We call them biscuits?"
New-York tribune., 1905-07-23
The POst-Omce PEN
By Hayden Carruth


Who does not know the p o. pen
splotter?
The p. o. ink likewise, and then
Do not forget the p. o. blotter.
They're on a desk along the wall
When bad men buy money-order,
A certain angel they appall-
| mean the angel who's recorder.
The p o. pen is sharp and fine,
Much sharper than serpents eye
teeth,
And as it scrapes along the line
1t puts on edge each one of my teeth.
a p o. stub was never known.
| hate to pose here as a carper;
But it's a fact that can be shown
That p. NJ. S nightly file EN- sharper.
As just now said, the p. o. ink
The pen itself almost surpasses;
It's thick and ropy-some folks think
Its basis really is molasses-
It's dark and mucilaginous
In it the pen you deeply smother
1t drops about promisCuOus,
Or else it sticketh like a brother.
The blotter next, as said above:
Oft for three-hfty shoe-soles fitted
Again a rag like an old glove
In either case you're to be pitied
If you attempt its use Beware!
The school-boy plan you betterfollow,
And wipe your writing on your hair
The promise of that blotter's hollow!
The Government. we're told with pride,
Is getting better things to fight with;
1t seems to me it might provide
Some better things for us to write with.
Some pens that do not scratch so shrill,
Some ink not made from huCkleberries,
Some blotting-pads enjoying still
A fair use of their capillaries.
New-York tribune., 1905-07-23
CALLED ON THE COOK

a WOMAN envied her neighb.r The p,.
n session of a cook, a ver.rat- --easu-
and actually went SO far as person - o. --
upon the coveted cook and offer her high
wage than she was receiving This .4r1e .
the ears of the mistress
When next the two women met. 4- a linr-
given by a mutual friend, IL was oh--- e,I tn
the fortunate Possessor OF the inc. para,
cook did not greet the other ,d G-l
Are you not acquainted with M a-4as
The other replied in a frigid tone "N
but she sometimes calls on nv cook
New-York tribune., 1905-07-23
t h e f arm RS r.
By Mrs NJ l. Rayn.

You ask about that boy Of mine
An what his inclination IS.
Why. stranger, cant YOU read tba-
That 'swrit acrOst that youugyrer's,t.
He's such a master hand % hrk
That sometimes can most lrul-et.
An lazy'-if You gave him uark
He'd help you make achauce tafrel.
His mother says he's quick ,a -ea-r
That when he's foOlin our s ~.
He's maxim poetry 70 burn
But watch him fool az dom efe-,-
His inclination IS 70 be
a something that they call noe.
Such fOOlishness don't come -,
| amt that kind, not if ] know /.
You see that critter on the
There in the frame: Wei sae,-
His mother saws he's 60, aY
To be a artist. but som,f
Tisn't such gift for him -s.r
There's nothin' in il % rs
But what that boy IS useful
Is what Id Ike you % us
When | was young it WASN'T
Boys had a different tral chem
They knew they had % ho, -a-
An work their way Ike rer
There weren I no fine cOutra- k~,-
In them old days for sa.-- .ro-
And he who'd finished for own
Would 60 and help a friend eighf
You think I'm hard on hin Wbv
His mother says he'll tu-r g-s-
He's Just the apple OF her
But, stranger, when / TAX land
HUSH Here she comes. Ist .n
| Just was talkin' bout OH eddv
So smart, I'm proud 70 be tt
OF such a son-eh. dinner DIV.
New-York tribune., 1905-07-23
AN INDEX TO HIS FUTURE

CMALL Thomas. long skilled in all the ins
- and outs of caddying, had Just returned
TO the clubhouse after plotting the new minis
ter on his initial trip around the links
What sort of player is the doctor going
to make, Tommy" asked one of the regulars
Aw, no goOdH' replied the diminutive
expert. Whin he misses de ball he SAYS:
Tut tuti''