New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-10-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY

Here is bit of exact reasoning on the part "a ="
| little schoolgirl. The teacher wished 10 mp =:
the Idea Of the wrong Of idleness he leo up " -
| by asking who the persons VINO got an .ioy
| could and did nothing in return For some ulL9
thera WAS silence but at last the little girl "io
had obviously reasoned out the answer lnouo'1' 1-S
| from her own home experiences, exclaimed. W."
| a good deal Of confidence, Please SIT II u
| baby!"
| THE NEW THOUGHT.
| Tho. st,,nr by Chance or massacred by rate
/ Tho eggs be bad and potentates unkihu'
| Ever preserve a glad. contented state
OF mind.
17ndone forsaken, prosecuted. shot,
soorned BY maid or bite. bitten by Pyafv sh Rbat
| Smile and calculate, NOW led1'S' VIC"
A lark"
What tho. the ticker. with relentless cluck.
Shutters the loss Of SyeFT We Gs IS luck
I'm giadi'
When that dread beast that haunts the moonit
Makes all the world unfit for mortal noses
| Affirm it is altar, of-by Jove-
Roses.
aen above Sb e 5eF d ddaaGs
| Assure them that 1t doesn't matter IN
The least.
S 30 9t be i immune from melancholy.
And be your your gI ief1,I, epl'Apn 0u' ''''7
no" JohS' Life
| .pTrna London Chronicle contributes anecdote
of child life a little girl of four years was stand
ing on the pavement apparently deep IN thoush~
A boy Of about the same age came up ana seem
inRly without any reason, slapped her IN the race
she turned ran up TO him, flung her arms about
his neck and kissed him She probably thought
| there was nothing that would make the little lad
so uncomfortable to be kissed
The Wrong Trip-The ferry dock was crowded
rushed a n1an-hot, excited laden the chin with
bundles of every shape and size he sprlntG 5
two or three feet out from the pier. He paused
o nv ' ths unused crowd he MADE flying leap
across intervening stretch of water and landed
standing on the exact spot on which he struck
eR4 Ineg o0sn $3.50 WTe man had somewhat recovered
his breath he apologized 70 the fat man L hope
an Sl@at nG Caught g9e the ne b9 s" all 10-
boat was coming in,"-(Lippincott's Magazine
EVERYBODY WORKS BUT MURPHY.
Everybody works but Murphy;
He sits at Good Ground Bay,
Fishing for the Doodle
That always comes his way.
The leaders do the grating
Everywhere they can,
But nobody works the gas house
Like the Good Ground
October 81, 1905. JOHN GALLAHER.
suspense about what your atrship will do?'
lack of suspense and an excess of rapid descent
-CWashlngton Star.
Mediterranean moths have closed two Mime
apolis -four mills, and mills may have to
shut down to get rid of the insects. The moths
gather under the silk cloth through which the
flour is sifted and form heavy webs there. They
also eat the silk. making sitting impossible.
Better Than Reference-'Can you give me refer
ences from your last placer
No ma am The last woman worked fur was
Mrs. Lippy. that used to live next door you.
She an couldn't get along at all You don't
know how mean she is. 1 could tell you ever so
many
You may come Chicago Tribune.
Bakers in France subject to almost medieval
restrictions. In fortified towns they must have
certain stock on hand in case of war. Not only
this. but everywhere they have to deposit a sum
OF money in the hands Of the municipal authori-
ties as surety Of good conduct. and the law nor
content with merely looking after their weights
and measures. actually decides the price at which
bread is sold
His Just Due.-"See here. May said Jack to his
mannish sister. Il don't mind your inroads upon
my haberdas sherry but you might at least give me
a testimonial letter"
How do you mean Pc she demanded
Wei, you might say something like this: Dear
Jack Since using your shirts and collars I am
new woman '-(Catholic Standard and Times