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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
SOCIETY NOTES

The Graphic desires to publish The
going and coming of Your friends or
relatives, so phone same to us. Old
phone Sc.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
IT acky Party"

A delightful little '1acky party
was given at the residence of Mr.. and
Mrs. Will Warrington, at Twentieth
and Cherry, Friday evening. A num-
her of friends Of he couple repaired
to their home cary in the evening.
and for several hours enjoyed them
selves in various kinds of innocent
amusements. Mrs. Frank HafWcll
won the lady's prize, and Mr. Lowe
won the gentleman 5. Al 1880 a
sumptuons repast Was served, con
sisting Of everything good 10 eat. and
prepared only in he Way that the best
of chefs could prepare it. The par
Elephants are unanimous in their
praise of host and hostess.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

and wife During the afternoon dain-
~ refreshments were served.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27
Rece ption.

Thursday afternoon the lady mem.
rendered Rev and Ms. ]. !. Norris
an elegant reception at he manse
Thursday afternoon. The house was
beautifully decorated in ribbons and
chrysanthemums, and a reception
committee of ladies met The guests at
the door and introduced DR. Norris
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

lcfore the meeting, however, will be
that of completing plans for Field Day
here on the afternoon of November
10.
he high school team and he Y. VI.
{. 4. team will play off ii tie game OF
basket bah at the gymnasium Of the
Y NJ. e. A. tonight. The score at the
"ame last Friday night was Is 10 Is.
Everybody is invited to attend ibese
Games.
The boys meeting at the Y. NJ. c.
A. noXl Sunday will be conducted in
the auditorium at 3 O'Clock in the af
ternoon, just prior to the mems meet
ing at 4 O'Clock and the Bible class at
5.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

To be successful a man must let
people know where he is. who he is.
and what he has to offer.-M. B. Wat
ers, G. P. A.. Peoples Line o. Hud-
son River Steamers.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

The local b5wlers outclaascd the
Little Rock team in an interesting
confess al the Brmswiek bowling al
ys Thursday night. The scores are
siven below. This was the second of
Tie series Of Games of ten pin now
Bluff teams. The first game of The
series was pulled Off in Little Rock
last Thursday The Little Rock team
came out victorious. but Thursday
night the local team got even. The
next game. and The last of the series,
will be played in Little Rock at an
early date
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-10-27

In no other way can one reach the
public as quick as through the daily
papcrs.-Edwin Rose, VIM. Hengerer
company. Buffalo.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10
T. K. DOUGHTY
City Ed1tor

John Cook spent several days at Den
yer last week.
Everett & Co.. have handsome new
delivery wagon this week.
Prof. G. G. Smeltz, of Granada, was g
Lamar visitor on Saturday last.
Cecil Synder, an attorney from Las
Animas, was in the city Monday.
Mrs. Delvina Jessup, and Miss May
Graham left yesterday for California.
Hon. G. G. Goodale went to Denver
the first of the week on legal business
Commencement. exercises for the La
mar schools will be held on Friday even.
ing of next week.
Miss Hayes, of Loveland, is visiting
with her sisters, Mrs. Chas. Maxwell
and Mrs. June Hillyer.
E. NJ. Ryan. private secretary to j. X.
Mullen, is here to day looking after
some business affairs.
Grant Clark is at his desk in the Pos
tai Telegraph office once more, after q
vacation of several days spent in Den
yer.
Prof. ]. A. Rosebrough went to Bould
or Tuesday morning to attend the
state meeting of county superintend
ents.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. E. Butler have NOV
ed to Holly. where Mr.. Butler has
bought the S. F. White stock. Mr.
Butler has many friends who wish hin
success.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10

Mrs. L. l.. Adams left the first of the
week for New Windsor, Colo, where she
will visit with one of her sons for some
weeks.
L. F. Adams went up to Denver Mon
day night, to attend to some business
affairs of Importance. He spent cou.
pie Of days there.
Mrs. G. B. Huntington, and babies
and Miss Alma Hagadorn, went to La
verne, Mimi, on Tuesday. They will
spend the summer there.
j. M. Johnston and son, William, re-
turned home this morning after having
spent few days visiting friends in Den
yer and Loveland.
Miss Stella Larick, stenographer for
The Lamar Seed Company, has gone to
her former home, in Jasper, Missouri
to make visit of about three weeks.
The Social Circle will meet with Mrs. D
c. Marker, Friday afternoon, May 12tn, al
2:3O. All members are requested to be
present. Mrs. H. L. MARX, Secy::
Henry Scott was very much surprised
by lot OF his school mates last evening
at his nome in the south part of town
A pleasant evening was enjoyed by all
Frank ii. Rosacrans went to Denver
yesterday morning to attend to some
business pertaining to the office oi
county assessor. He will be absent sew.
eral days.
Through the courtesy Of Congressman
Brooks, the Register has a few more
garden seed to distribute. Those who
want them should call at once as they
are going rapidly.
Geo. A. Everett and little daughter
Imogene, left Tuesday morning for Kan
sas City where they will spend few
dpys and then visit at the old home in
Stewartsville, Missouri.
Fred Lee lost valuable young filley
yesterday morning. While breaking 1t
to drive, it reared up, backward and
broke it's back. Fred had the anima
! killed to end it's suffering.
Henry Gripp and Miss jeanette Kraai
Of Holly, were married at the LANAI
House on Monday by Judge Thorne
May happiness and prosperity always be
within their grip, is the wish of the
Register.
Rev. Auman is enjoying visit thii
week from his brother, Mr.. H. G. Au
man, from Illinois. Mr.. Auman is {
lecturer by profession and will probably
do some work in that line in this section
while out here.
August Johnston came up from hii
ranch on Butte creek this week and
spent a couple of days in Lamar. He
reports cattle losses in that section al
being quite heavy, in some cases run
ming as high as 40 per cent.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10

Santa Fe system has caused the people
serious discomforts owing to their in
ability to secure their favorite fl u {.
The mill is the second largest in the
state, and has had an extra prosperous
year. The prospect OF the wheat crop
for the coming seu-on is way above par,
and both the farmers and the mill men
look forward to bigger results than ever
before.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10
Warning.

Please take notice, that we strictly
forbid camping, hunting, shooting, fish
ing or tresspasfing on our property,
formerly known ms the lands of the La
mar Land AMI Canal Co., or the Bent
lands.
Tresspassers will be prosecuted as
provided by law.
AMERICAN BEET SUGAR co.
w. X. WIsTERHALTEB, Manger
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10
BRING THE S-H0OL CHILDREN

to the Union hoe ~ w dr'edav, May
q, where DR.. S -. tn- we'll known
eye, ear, nose an thr"hi suecia' It OF
Denver, will examine their oy's and
yours free. Cn sriv.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10

$50, 900 just received for farm loans,
No delays.
l.. WRIT MARKHAM.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10

FOR SALE Full Blooded Rose
Comb White Leghorn eggs SOC per
dozen. MRs. /. j. DowLER.
~ miles west Of Lamar
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10

RoR RENT:-~iy rooms newly painted
and papered, for rent IN the Herbert
building. Apply to 9. q. Goodale for
term OF rental.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10

PLANTS-Tomatoe, Sweet Potatoes
and Cabbage plants at nv place one
half mile straight east of the court
house. Ed. WILLIAMS.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT

DR.. Sapero, the Denver specialist,
will again be in lamar, May "a, at the
Union hotel. Consu tation and exam
iuation free. Come early.
The Lamar register., 1905-05-10

For bargain III larm lands go te
O. b. Thomau.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
Country Pleasures.

The flowers nave come rs flowers have
done
Since first the buoyant world was young.
When glad creations newborn son
Voiced happy heart with joyous tongue.
The worlds a-thrill with Joy intense.
The throstle pipes from w~tnd-swept lea
Now mother will again commence
From s~assRfras to make our tea.
The lark Is winging through the blue,
Faint comes his glad note from afar;
The sunllt space it travels through
And echoes where his nestlings are.
The boys are splashing in the ditch
And making lots of noise and fuss,
To trousers band they give a hitch
And wade out after calamus.
The lilac leaves like squirrels ears
Are standing pointed and alert.
The tulips crimson head appears
The gladstone season to assert.
Dame Nature now Is oil awake
And calling to the sons Of men,
And in response sone eggs / take
And ambie out to set the hen.
Down by the pond the willows show
Their golden wands with grcening fringa
The WRAPPING waters slowly flow.
The wavelets on the banks impinge.
Among the buds of columbine
The bees are buzzing overhead.
I'd Ike to loaf. but. baby mine,
/ have to hoe the onion bed.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
Reoariee

"Thcre are better men than SEA In
the pcnitentiary.'
You are Standing proof that there
are worse men oueside OF IT,"
As long ns you are at liberty l
should think the police would be asham.
ell 10 draw their pay."
"Say. whenever ] see you at large |
can't help wondering what II costs you
a year to brihe the dog catcher"
ION the square. how large o reward
Is there out for your
Fifteen cents. Better try 70 capture
II, and you will have more money than
you ever had before In your life at one
time"
"I'd be ashamed TO take more than
8 cents OF H."
"You mean life would be complete II
you had the price Of n beer
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
COLONIST TICKETS.
SALE r

Commencing March LIST and con-
tiuuine daily until and including
May15th, 1905. and commencing,
Septem Der 18th and continuing
daily until and including October
31st, 1905, colonists tickets will be
on sale from eastern points and
direct intermediate from:
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
Humor oue Philosophy
by DUNCAN n. SMITH
THE MAGIC HAT.

Priscilla had a new spring hat
All trimmed with roses red,
And when she wore IL out to church
1t turned a young mans head.
He didn't know her father saved
And shaved and sweat 10 buy
That hat and pawned his overcoat
When he was still some shy.
Ho only knew the hat was swell
And noticed that II ave
Him funny feelings round h heart
To see lis feathers wave.
80 whe In this new top piece gay
IIc met her In the hall
He took his courage by tho hand
And asked If he could call.
OF course Priscilla cav consent,
Though seeming not 10 care.
And when he called around that night
They occupied n chair.
Vows we're exchanged. and later on
a bright and costly ring.
He'll learn a few things when he buys
A hat for her next spring
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
Economy.

"Why did he run for Office when he
knew lie would get leftf"
"He wanted to get his picture In the
papers,"
Huh. 1t would have been cheaper
to have been cured by ONE patent
medicine"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
May Have Stolen Il

ale didn't even know that he had o
solar plexus."
"IIl bet lie knew 1t all the time. but
didn't wnnt TO OWE up ecaus he came
by II dishonesty"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

A lady dignifed and calm
Was seated In her chair
When. with n sudden spring. she rose
And bounded through the air. .
And thrice she ran about n room.
Her hands extended Wild
And beating Mt the air as though
1t were m angry child.
Had she gone cruzy all at onceI
| really earnot say, -
Iut that moth miller lodged her pio""
And once more got away
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

1t is a good
thing that the
devil can't read
bur thoughts, or
he would prob
ably be calling
on the most of
us much Of
tener than he
does.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

Generally when a woman drives a
man to drink he joys along right
steadily without shying at anything
along the way.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

Corresponding rates from other
points.
For further information call on
Agent Southern Pacific Company
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

As the Japanese are called the Yam
KEGS of the cast, we should at once put
a tariff on wooden nutmegs for the pro.
lection of Connecticut.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

One woman says that the reason thai
she never married Is because some wo-
men marry SO much.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

The proof of the pudding Is In what
the visitors say about it after they go
home.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

Poor man. M hts los; bis cTlp,"
"I.nc..y 1t wasn't his II a.E.'
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

A woman does dislike to see a man
act foolish about another woman.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
Humor ane Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

It is seldom hard to convince a man
that he is a mighty clever fellow.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
Fri PARAGRAPHS

1t "a cnsy t. sly : mean tt'ns. nut +"
"a hard 10 Cray iivi1ele.s O.s il.
A man tiat q always giving tnTy 70
the girls rnesh XII he s.fyrised to una
them stuck IA
Some people smlle because they tec'
like 1t and sa.lse beeaisse their iceth ale
good.
There are loss OF us9sis WHO waaiipt
lie IL they eolI se. alnae jl~t a. We
without II.
Many people nGf 'eEriend YOU II !.
will pay tLeri I, DE- . and some VIA
even do 80 IL 1t sipls. esoa't cost uiepH
anything
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

Some men would have more of a de
sire to take a hint if it were nailed
down.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12
Let Him Down

Let Him Down
Easy.
When some dear
friend n book
has penned.
Although a vol.
m small.
See to n that tho
leaves are cut
Before he makes
a call.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-10-12

Distance lends enchantment to every
thing but q pretty girl.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-26
COUNCIL WILL BE ASKED
TO HIRE CIVIL ENGINEER
10 Make Estimates on Outlet Sewer
Special Meeting Will be Held Tuesday
Night--Quick Work Being DOue

y meeting Of the subcommittee Of
HE Greater Cairo association and the
committee from the city council Sc.
lected TO investigate the most feas.
IDLE means OF securing he proposed
main outle, sewer for the CITY. was
held yesterday afternoon at the Of
fee Of County Judge Dewey in The
court house
The committee organized by select
ing Mayor Winter as chairman aud
Judge Dewey as secretary.
The question Of The outlet sewer
was discussed a length and. on mo.
ton Of Mr. f. A. Smith, It was de-
clded that the committee request the
city council 10 employ a civil engineer
or engineers 20 collect necessary data
regarding the present sewerage svs.
TEN. ascertain levels and low lots
and make plans and cs mates for
construction of outlet sewer or sew
ers and report The matter 10 The com
miitee and the city council.
Mayor Winter stated that ne would
call a special meeting OF the CITY
council To be held Tuesday evening
for the purpose of allowing the com
mittee an opportunity OF making their
request al the earliest possible time.
On Monday evening a meeting OF
the board Of local improvement of The
city council viii be held at which
ime the matter of asking the council
to bear the expense of hiring civil en-
gineers will be discussed The com
mittee from the council acting in con
junction with the subcommittee from
The Greater Cairo association is com
posed of the members of the board of
local improvement and f. is hardly
that any objec- ion viii be
made to asking the council to hire
The engineers.
When cnce this is done the Greater
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-26
OUR PRIVATE SENATORS.

Any rich man can afford 20 own
at least one senator. though United
States senator SITS more than an
automobile, Says Golfers for Feb
mary 25
"a Michigan manufacturer has pc.
tiuoned the senate to expel Senator
Plat of New York, on the ground
that. as president of the United
States Express company. he is IN a
conspiracy 10 defeat all bills intended
for the establishment of parcels
post Conspiracy would be hard to
prove but thai no parcels post sys.
EN- win be established ais long as
express companies have their sena.
tors, and swap layors with other bus.
mess corporations who also have
senators TO use and 10 exchange. we
are all placidly and patiently convinc-
ed When the movement for an inter
national parcels post acquired some
quiet Roadway. a few years since The
foreign officials who were working
for the plan were naturally rather as
cnished To learn that the government
Of the United States consisted not
only of the executive, the legislative.
and che judicial branches. but Of the
express companies as we'll If the
senate We're nor So full Of iobbery, on
all matters where money is concern.
ed It's opinions on other topics would
enjoy more confidence. Public sym
pathy went strongly to the president
and against the senate in the treaty
not on the merits of the
question bu from the general habit
Of looking 10 Mr. Roosevelt for in.
tegrity and 10 our higher chamber for
sale and bargain
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-26
TRAVEL AMONG The PIeMlEs.
Returned Explorer Asserts They Are
j. Active and INTELLIGENT.


Dr. Cell, an American traveller, is
In London after extensive explorations
in Africa. The pigmies," he says
arc the most dangerous sayages !
have ever met They are quick. very
warlike and the women fight as hard
as the men. They are experts in pois-
9ns which they use 10 ADVANTAGE
against their enemies | think there
has been some confusion in the pas
between pigmies ana dwarfs. The int.
ter are found for the most part in The
little forest; and on the outer edge Of
the great forest, whereas tho pig.
mics are well within the great forest.
Pigrnies and dwarfs are distinct in
physiognomy.
2 Entering the great forest from lhe
south end Of the mountains Of the
Moon, after crossing the Semliki grass
lands. ! came across the pigmles in
about three days journey. It is a curl.
Gus fact that the pismies pitch their
camps within about half days Jour
ney Of the big sayages-the giant saw
ages. as they are called. Although
had to sleep fully armed. was never
attacked
"lt bas been my iuvar.able rule To
treat natives as gentlemen. I find
That the greatest savage appreciates
Airaness and consideration. In nv
journey through the forest I used CON.
passqs 70 guide me The aiEmies car
md their way by simply lookinesat the
trees. They are a Wonderful FACE
acIlte and lntellisent- the Japanese Of
Central Africa"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-26
Observation-Disclosures
weak Kidneys Cured Forever

II you have pain or dull ache IN tho
nack Il Is unmistakeahle evidence IF Li.,no,,
uoubie. IL Is warning 10 tell you tronhis
medintely. ''''Fe I'M
.. l.anle bafk Is only one symptom Of kidney
trouble Other symptoms are. baius, .lti,.,.t
10 pass water often during t!2 dav ana r.,
s,gup many times during the night in
ability to hold Your urine. zu1arrff- -, "a
tailOn, passing brick-,lust or sediment q, tho
urine urine eatarrll OF the bladder, uric acid. con-
staht headache. dizziness. sleeplesuess. p,.ri--
1,.sness, Irregular heart beating. rheumatism
bioo ting, irritabiHty, wornout feeling. Icy
OF ambition and saliow complexion
hooper's Parsley Kidney Pills are nroving
TO be the most wonderful cure es.- .,l.tta-s
OUT ior weak and diseased Kidnevs.
Distributors. y N'''
Prize 90 cents a box,
For sale by
uLNckELL's DRUG STORE SOLE AGENT
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-02-26
AvOWED CANDIDATES FOR
MAYOR ARE HARD TO FIND
Some Are in the Hands of their Friends
Others Positively DeClne-=Capt. Grea-
ney Candidate for Sheriff at
County Election

The approaching city elec ion con
tinues 70 cause much discussion and
speculation as TO who viii be candi
dates for the various offices. Several
have announced their intention OF
making the race for alderman, but il
seems a difficult thing to find some
one who Will consent TO make the
race for mayor Many prominent
men have been men toned in connec
tion with che office. but a majority OF
them refuse To talk, or positively de-
cline.
Among the names mentioned are
Mayor Winter. n. $, Egan Capt ~
B. rhistlewood Alderman Walter
Wood. Z. A. Smith, Capt w P. Grea
ney, Alderman James Meehan. James
II Galligan Assessor Frank f. Ia.
Wis. Peter Saup. Dr. W. F Grinstead,
George Parsons Danl Hartman Al
derman Nen and others.
The Bulletin made an effort yes.er,
day 10 SEE every one of the gentle
men mentioned and ascertain if pos,
sible whether they would be in the
race few of them could not be
found but a Large number were seen
and the result OF heing asked if they
would make The race is given here
with;
Capt. N. q. This.lewood. Z.
I'm No. running for mayor. I've
been through the grind a few times
ANA running for office is not as easy
as ID looks
Alderman Walter Wood.
Aldermen Wood did not seem much
surprised when approached on the
subject That his name had been
in connection with the OF.
fee was not news TO him and with the
knowing smile he inquired how many
o,her names had been mentioned
u dont care 10 be interviewed on
the subject said Mr. Wood I'm
mol running for the office or | should
have said. I'm in the hands OF my
friends There's no money in the job,
unless a fellow wants 10 be a boodler.
and doubt il there's very much
then"
Alderman Wood left the impression
by other remarks that his business
was more importan than the office
Of mayor and chat he did not believe
his friends would let aim run if he
10.
George Parsons
Il have never asked for any office !
and have never had a desire to do
80. However. If the people expressed |
confidence in me and asked me to
serve | would consent to nh the Of |
ice It has been quite hard for me |
o take the part have in organiza- I.
ions here for the reason that people 1
iaid | was playing politics ! am no, /
! candidate or a politician and would 1
MY consent 10 serve in case I was
Isked by the citizens"
E. a. Smith.
When asked ii there was any truth |
n the report that he was a candidate