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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

AT the Conference on Rural Progress,
held in Providence last week, there
was large attendance and much in
terest manifested. Men of both local
and national prominence were present
and spoke in regard to the bettermen,
Of the condition and surroundings OF
the people Of the rural sections of our
state. A movement is being made &c
make the conference a permanent in
otitutiou. bristol Phoenix.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
nI-hnn nrnnkr' Lnkc.

Some years ago Bishop Phillips
Brooks was recovering from an illness
and was denying himself 10 all visitors
when Robert lngcrSoll called. The
bishop received him nj once. II ap'
prcciatc this vcry much" said Mr. In
gersol. "but why Ito you see me when
You deny yourself 10 your fricndsT
1T IS this way" said the bishop. II
feel confident of seeing my friends in
the next world. but this may be my
last chance of seeing YOU"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

pannurOme Is a me or phrase that
reads the same backward as forward.
The Latin language is full of such lin
gustic freaks; the English has but
few. one at least il inimitablc 10 rep
resents our first parent politely intro
ducing himself TO Eve In these words
MADAM. I'm Adam"
From the Latin we fave. Roma tibi
subito motibus hit amor" CRome. love
will come TO you suddenly with vio
lence).
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE bill recently introduced into the
General Assembly making the misrep-
resentation of the circulation OF news
papers punishable by fine or imprison-
ment seems to have the approval of
nearly all the newspapers in the state
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

WHEN a village the size OF Centerdale
has two bowling alleys, it would seem
that the bowling fad had reach ID ITS
limit. But Centerdale it must be rem
embered is lively place when it comes
to sports. People have not forgotten the
famous Centerdale ball team of several
years ago.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

CHIEF OF Police WHITMAN Of San
Francisco has recently been dismissed
from the service for failing TO suppress
gambling. Imagine a Rhode Island
chief of police being discharged for a
little matter like that. Here in Rhode
Island we are not fussy, as they seem to
be in California.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

He-Thcre was run on the bank.
was thcrel You were fortunate 10
get your money out Shc--Yes: but
never saw such discourtesy. There
wasn't man offered me his place on
the linc.-Ncw York Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

RocKEFELLER'S money may be as
good as anybody,'s money, but it is surely
making lots of fuss in the inner circles
of the American Board. The mission.
sry society might as well begin to take
that kind of money, for in. a very few
years it will be the only money there
is in the country.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
old nun Nouuu
!. well, that's "a funny thing"

"Wcll. we'll that's funny thing"
what iSE'
fore she married, ami now that her
husband is dead She has become 4
young widow."-Calholic Standard and
Times
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
bills aud Boards.

! Bill had n billboard. Bill also had
board bill. The board bill bored Bill so
that Bill sold the billboard 10 pay his
board bill. So after Bin sold his bill
board TO pay his board bill the board
bill no longer bored Bill.-Yale EX-
posltor.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
In The Mistnr, Ilns..

"Who set Are 10 the temple of Diaua
at Ephcsus?" asked the teacher, look.
ing sharply az the hoy.
"-l don't know. ma'am," answered
the frightened urchn. as true as
I'm scttu' here | didn't have nothin'
~ do with a."
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
Soft.

Don't you think the custom OF
throwing rice at newly married
couple is idiotlc?" asked the fluffy hair
ell maid.
"Sure." answered the savage old bach
elor. "Mush would be great deal
more appropriate. Chicago News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

Ir is said that the Russian admiral
who recently defeated the English fish
ing fleet i'll the North Sea, has had
orders from the Car to annihilate the
Japanese fleet. 1t is easier said than
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
Other rrnnlr,s nnsinr.s.

Jenny engagement has been
broken 10y mutual consent. Kate Isn't
that tantalizlnC. IN never be salts
fed until find out which one broke
lt.-Smart Set.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
CHATEAUBRIANO IN LONDON
A picture oS the English Capital OF
% Century AKo.


"AIl the English are mad by nature
or by fashion" Chateaubrland writes
nonchalantly In the book OF bis EN-
bassy In London GS2D, but he had
very gay time with the same lunatics.
We hear OF dinners, Almnck's and le
beau monde. THE day was thus dis-
trlbuted I'm London: At q o'clock In the
morning one FASTENED 10 n party Of
pleasure. consisting Of a breakfast In
the country; one returned TO lunch In
London; ore changed ones dress to
walk in Bond street or Hyde park; one
dressed again to dine at 1880; one
dressed again for the opera; ut mid
night one dressed once more Tor an
evening party or rout What life OF
enchantments! should n hundred
times have preferred the gallcys.' one
smiles and reads on. He found London
full OF recollcctions OF Bonaparte. The
people had passed from the vilification
OF Nick to a stupid enthusiasm. His
colossal bust by Canova decorated the
Duke OF Wclington's staircase"
At an evening party at Lord London
dcrry's, the English premier, 81 was
presented by his majesty TO severe
looking lady seventy-three years old.
She was dressed In Grape, wore black
veil like diadcm on her white hair
and rescmbled queen who had abdi-
Gated her throne. She greeted me in
solemn voice with three mangled SEN
tcnccs from the Genie du Christian
isme:' then she said 10 me, with no less
solemnIty y am Mrs. Siddons.' If she
had said TO me. Il am Lady Macbeth |
should have believed her"-Iohn j.
| a Beckett in Catholic Quarterly Review.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE people of Pawtucket don't w'Slt
any more commissions. Perhaps the
people of Providence would not, if they
awoke and took a little interest III
political matters.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

CUAMBERLAIN's tariff scheme did not
work in Great Britain. The statesmen
of that country III taking this country
as an object lesson found that the pros
perity run tco much III streabs. ,e
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

SENATOR STrNESS of Warwick wants
to do away with the state census this
year to save expense. The people
know where to find one honest man,
without census or a lantern.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
Geuen1ogy.

Small Roy Dust home from SCHOOL,
Mamma. Miss simpson says I'm de-
sccnded from a monkey. His Mother
(glancin- severely at her husband
Not on 10y side. darling. - Harper's
MCcklv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

"Now. me good man." said the pom.
pous stranger who had signed Wis
count Hardcastle, London" on the reg
lister, "what are your terms hereI"
Cash in advance" replied the
shrewd hotel clerk promptly. .-Des
Moines News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE nippant Journal finds lots OF fun
in the "Shang "Bailey's prayer meeting.
Some papers would not print an article
like the one that appeared in last sat
urday's Journal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE Providence Police Commission
seems to be getting much criticism
from all sides, and still the. commission
has done nothing that is, very little.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

IF the American Board should re-
fuse the Rockefeller gift, the old man
would be 100000 in, and have had all
the advertising.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
Authorization.

IcacosSoncs I'm the better land cv-
cry,hinC will hc made known. Mrs.
rryc- Won't that hc tine? I've always
wondered how old Sarah Wilson was-
Boston Transcript
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
He'd saunrr the Circle.

Il understand that you are a geo
metrician. Can you square the cir
cier'
"Yes, II I had a couple Of thousand
dollars I could square my circle Of
creditorS."-Dsllas Esva
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
WiIlirK 60 Exrhnnxr.

Aunt Hctty-Tbe doctors goin' TO
take your temperature. Uncle JOSH
Well. hope he'll leave me a more
healthy one in Its place
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE farmers comprise good proper
tion of the inhabitants Of this country,
but they always get the small end Of
legislation. Why is itp
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

VICE PRESIDENT FAIRBANKS is bei<g-
groomed for the next presidential race,
il is said. From Roosevelt TO Fairbanks
there is an awful drop.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
l.nNe's NnnnN nrcAIt.

4 Washington youth wrote home
after th" clopcmcut. Il am married
now. AMI all my troubles arc over
Married mon. please don't tittcr.-Chi.
Cago Journnt
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE farmers have decided to take the
spring at its word and have gone to
work accordingly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

PooR old Rockefeller! Everything IS
going against him, even the Tarrytown
village election.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THR Beef Trust is now on the grid.
iron, possibly it has had some of fat
fried from it, ere this.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

IF Russia gets through another year
without civil war, the country will
be fortunate.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

REV G.. w. LAIDLAw Of Newport has
accepted a call from Chicago. 1t is
likely that the Republican leaders OF
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE TIMES is. under obligations to
General, l,TreasurerRead for a copy Of his
annual report
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

The eyeball is white because the
blood vessels that feed its substance
are 40 small that they do not admit the
rcd rorpuscleS
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

In the matter OF expenses Rhode Is
land has sown to the wind, and now it
must expect to reap the whirlwind.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

MRs. CASSIE CHADWICK gets ten
years in the Ohio Penitentiary. She
has had noney and now she gets time.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE steel trust is going to raise the
wages Of its employees. II is not living
up to its name.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

A NEW ballot is all right for Rhode
Island, especially one that is less mar
ketable.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE high tariff and the trusts are re-
sponsible for the increased cost of
living.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31
Experience Is the extract OF suffer
mg.-Ilowe.

res, nuntcr is really engaged to
Miss RoXlcy."
so he was telling me. lie says
she's not very pretty. but she's good"
'les. good for million in her own
right. Philadelphia Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

Nobody over prizes into another mans
concerns but with a design TO do or 10
be able To do him mischief South
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1905-03-31

THE Panama Commission is to be
cut down to working basis, at once.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-06-27
Novelty Plan" Races.

With races on the novelty plan and 8 backward training season the south erners will not have so very much or the northerners in the early closing stakes. As matter of fact. winter training is a greater advantage tC young and untrained horses than tC the seasoned campaigner. There is about as much chance that the latter will get too much work when wintered in the south as that the former will not be given sufficient preparation when trained in the north.
 Do not forget that the individuality of the trainer has fully as much to dc with getting horse to the races in good condition as does the weather The trainer accustomed to getting his horses ready in the north is very api to overdo the fast work the first year he takes a stable south. It is the train cr who pays careful attention to the prelimlnaries. the getting of his horse well muscled and in perfect physical
Bisbee daily review., 1905-06-27
WHY DOCTORS FAIL
AND MRS. PINKHAM SUCCEEDS
Plain Reasons Are Here Given to Explain Why Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
 pound Cures When Doctors Are PowerIess

Awomanis sick: some disease peculiar to her sex is fast developing in her sys- ten. She goes to her family physician and tells him story, but not the whole story.
 She holds something back, loses her head, becomes sgitated, forgets what she wants to say, and finally conceals what she ought to have told, and thus completely mystifies the doctor.
 Is it any wonder, therefore. that the doctors fail to cure the disease? Still we cannot blame the woman, for it is very embarrassing to detail some of the symptoms of her suffering, even to her family physician.
 It was for this reason that years ago Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn. Mass, de- termined to step in and help her sex. Having had considerable experience in treating female ills with her Vegetable Compound, she encouraged the women of America to write to her for advice in regard to their complaints, and being a woman. it was easy for her ailing sis ters to pour into her ears every detail of their suffering.
 In this way she was able to do for them what the physicians were unable to do, simply because she had the
 
 from the little group of women who sought her advice years ago a great army of her fellow-beings are to-day constantly applying for advice and re- lief, and the fact that many thou- sands of them have been cured by following the advice of Mrs. Pinkham during the last year is indicative of the grand results which are produced by her unequaled experience and training
 No physician in the world has had such training, or has such an amount of information at hand to assist in the treatment of ali kinds of female ills, from the simplest local irritation to the most complicated womb diseases,
 This. therefore, is the reason why Mrs. Pinkham. in her laboratory at Lynn, Mass, is able to do more for the siiing women of America than the family physician. Any woman. there fore, is responsible for her own suffer ing who will not take the trouble to write to Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
 The testimonials which we are con- stantly publishing from grateful wo- men establish beyond a doubt the power of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to conquer female diseases.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-06-27
ORDINANCE NO. e2.

An Ordinance Providing for the Con struction of a Fire House, in the City of Bisbee. and Appropriating Money for the Same.
 Be it ordained by the Mayor and Common Council, of the City of Bis bee, Cochise County, Territory UT Ari- zona, as follows:
 Section l. That it is hereby deter mined by the Common Council of the City of Bisbee, that the public InLcr- est and -Ccessity require ana uemaEd the construction and acquisition or an additional fire house, for the purpose of supplying the said City and the in- habitants thereof with better fire pro tection; said fire house to be built and constructed according to the plans and specifications now on file in the office of the City Engineer of said City.
 Section 2. That it is hereby deter mined that the cost of constructing and acquiring said additional fire house for said City and the inhabitants thereof is four hundred and no HOO dollars, and said amount is hereby or dered set apart and appropriated out of the general fund of said City for the purpose of defraying the costs of con- structing and acquiring the same.
 Section 3. That said fire house shall be constructed on Clawson Hill, in said City, on land to be dedicated to said City for said purpose by s. W. Clawson.
 Section 4. This ordinance shall take effect and be in force from and afte rthe date of it's passage by the Common Council, approval by the Mayor and publication as required by law.
 Passed and adopted by the Common Council this 9th day of June, 1905.
 Approved this 9th day of June, 1905.
 JOHN S. TAYLOR,
 Mayor of the City of Bisbee. Attest:
 c. W. HICKS. City Clerk.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-06-27
wAnrED-m,NINa PROPOSITION

We desire to get meritorious un developed mining property Cooper preferred) in Arizona or Sonora. We wish to hear from parties who have something of a standard character and are willing to sell upon demon stration, we being ready to furnish money for substantial development. payment for property to be made fl demonstration of value be satisfacto ". We will consider offers on above basis only. The officers and direc tors of the company have been en gagged in mining in Colorado for many years, and are familiar with the busi ness. Fair and honorable treatment will be the rule in every instance A representative of the company will visit Arizona and Mexican mining dis tricts in the near future.
 ARIZONA AND EASTERN MINES
 AND POWER COMPANY,
 6 & 8. Plankington Building. Milwau
 kee, Wis
Bisbee daily review., 1905-06-27
MINERAL APPLICATION NO. ss1.
Mineral Surrey No. 2o2o.


 U. s. Land Office, Tucscn Arizona
 Nay et. 1908. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the Bisbee Queen Dey.!lIu.ent Co. a corporation organized sni e.istiug un,ser the laws of the T Tssritc-y of Ari zona, by Gid Graham. secretary. the post office address If vhr,n hei'is Douglas, Cochise coIuIy. Arizona. has this day filed his apJncaiIon for a patent for 1900 linear it. of the Horse Shoe mine or vein, bearing copper and other minerals, with surface ground 600 it. in width, situated in Warren Mining District, County of CO chise, Territory of Arizona, and des- ignated by the field notes and official plat on file in this office as Mineral Survey No. 2O20, approximately in Tp. g s. R. 24 E. G. & s. R. B. x Merid- ian. Said Mineral Survey No. 2020 being described as follows:
 Beginning at cor. No. l the s. E. cor. identical with cor No. 4, George Washington lode, No. 1853, pine post scribed 1-2020 H. s. L., whence ". 1-4 cor. Sec. 90, Tp. g s. R. 25 E. G. & s R. B. & NJ. brs. 57 degs. 5S mins. w. 1500 it. to cor. No. 3, the N. w. cor, a pine post scribed 3-2020 H. s. L., thence N. fl degs. 5 mins. E. 60T.3 1t. to cor No. 4, the N. E. cor. pine post scribed 4-2020 H. s. L., thence $. 34 degs. 5S mins. E. 1499.S 1t. to cor. No. l, the place of beginning. The presumed course of the vein on this claim is from the s. E. G. location N. S4 degs. 53 mins. W. 1500 f.. Total and net area 20.604 acres. Magnetic variation, F degs, 90 mins. E. The loca ton notice of this mine Is record ed n the office of the County Record CT of Cochise County, A:izona, at Tombstone, in Book 14, Records of Mines, at page s29. The adjoining claims are: North, Copper Crown Lode No. 1859, owned by applicant herein. West, Lily fraction and Pen obscott lodes No. 1853. same owners. South, George Washington :o;ie. No. 1853, same owner. East, Bryan lode unsurveyed, George Heninger ct al-, owners.
 Any and all persons claiming ad versely any portion of the said Horse Shoe mine or surface ground are re quired to file their adverse claims with the Register of the United States Land Office at Tucson, in the county of Pima, Territory of Arizona, during the sixty days period of publication hereof, or they will be barred by vir- tue of the provisions of the statute.
 MILTON R. MOORE,
 Register. First publication May =. 1905.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-06-27
RESOLUTION NO. 14.

BE IT RESOLVED, by the Mayor and Common Council of the City of Bisbee:
 That. whereas. on the 4th day of April, 1905, a certain franchise was granted to A. w McPherson, and as- signs, the right to erect and maintain pipes for the conduct of gas in, along and under the streets of the City of Bisbee was approved by resolution and an election was called for the 31st day of May for the purpose of sub hitting the question as to whether said franchise should be granted or not to the qualified voters of said City of Bisbee at a special election to be held for that purpose; and
 Whereas, the said proposed fran chise was published in full for a pc riod of thirty days next preceding said election, in the Bisbee Daily Review, a newspaper of general circulation published in said City of Bisbee; and Whereas. a majority of the votes cast at such election by the registered voters of the City of Bisbee was in favor of the granting of such fran chise, as evidenced by the returns of said election,
 Therefore, be it resolved that, suo- iect to the terms. conditions and limi- tations in said franchise expressed, and known as Ordinance No. 59 of the City of Bisbee, as filed with the Clerk of said City of Bisbee, the rights and privileges therein mentioned are here by granted to A. W. McPherson and his assigns for a period of twenty-five years from this date.
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF. the May or of said City does hereby affix his hand this twentieth day of June, 1905.
 JOHN s. TAYLOR,
 Mayor Attest:
 c. W. HICKS, City Clerk.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-06-27
Grand. Rapias. Mich. Sent. 1

Grand. Rapids. Mich. Septi Trenton. N. J.. Sept 25-29. Lacrosse. Wis. Sept. 5-n Seattle. Wash. Sept. E-30. NewtOwn. Conn. Sept a6-8 Rockville. Conn. Sept. 26-es. Providence. R l.. Sept. as-D Bowling Groen O. Sept. 2G-SO Jackson. Mich. Sept. .6-s9 Great Harrington. Mass. Sept. Z-2 Springfield. Ill.. Sept SO-Oct. [. Dallas. Tex. Sept 3O-Oct. I5. Danbury. Conn. Oct. 2-7 Helena. Mont. Oct. 2-s. Brockton. Mass. Oct. s-s. Mount Holly. N. J.. Oct. 3-S Akron, O.. Oct 3-6.
 Washington. Oct. 3-6. Reading. Pa. Oct. 3-6 Newark. O.. Oct. ST. Spokane. Wash. Oct. 9-l5. Bourbon. Ind. Oct. l0-13 Hagerstown. Md. Oct lO-l3 Bucyrus. O.. Oct. iO-l3. Greensboro. S. C.. Oct 1O-13 Lancaster. O.. Oct l1-14 Raleigh. N. C.. Oct. 15-1. Lewiston. Wash. Oct. i6-2l Frederick. Md. Oct. l7-20. Wallawal,a. Wash. Oct. e:-8 Baltimore. Md. Oct e4-E. Worcester. Mass. Oct e4-T