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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
The Daily Newspaper.

Are you a reader Of daily newspapers?
II so the Evening Wisconsin is noted for
its interesting special features which
have anchored il in the homes Of Mil
waukee and the state at large: The
Spinning Wheel" a department Of hu'
morous stories and witticisms; the
"Woman's World" a page devoted to the
interests of women; q review Of books
and periodicals, and Sunshine and Chris
tan EndeayOr news. A daily short story
is also a strong attraction. II you are
not already reading the Evening Wis
eonsin you should do SO Terms, 81 90
for three months by mail.
THE EVENING WISCONSIN CO..
Milwaukee. Wis.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
No Room in the Safe.

The Travelling Man was standing, look
ing discOnsolately at the Floor.
The Hotelkeeper was watching Him.
BY and by the H0telkeepcr said to
the Travelling Man:
lose Something"
Jhe Travelling Man nodded.
Something yaluabie?"
Another Nod.
Sure you had II when you came
here"
Another Nod.
Don't you see that Sign, House not
responsible for Ealuables lott unless they
were put into the Office Safer
Another Nod.
linen why didn'; you put it "a the
Safe
Couldn't
What was it,
"aIy Job.'-Baltimore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
His Appropriate Action.

Sort Of natural thing happened here
in the village just the other night" said
the loquacious landlord OF the Prunty-
town tavern. "A burglar broke into the
house of Hi Bidds, the auctioneer, an
was ransackin' the place, when Hi woke
up"
WHAT I'D the auetioneer do then?''
inquired the baking powder drummer.
"Oh, he got up and knocked the bur-
glar down. "-Woman's Home Compan-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
THE GOAT.
'oat Is an amusing beast.

'oat Is an amusing beast
circus posters nursed:
ii's nead is the butt end of him
RE travels butt end FIRST
tbs true he feedeth on TN cans
And ether hric-a-brac,
And wears a bored expression,
And eternally says "Ba-a!"
When he has quit this world of sin,
Eternally stopped buttin
We greet him in our dining room
He comes disguised as mutton;
Tie has the cutest little tail.
\ set of horns, also
They're each at different ends Of him
At the butt ends, you know
l would not care to meet a goat
Aud pat II on the head
l hate trained nurses all the while
iiptoeiug round my bed;
Ny father and my mother. too
1t worries clem Ike sin;
a goats the ilnpoIitest beast
He's always butting in
Houston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
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,HAT po VOC THINE OF TfmsR YIELps?

WHAT DO YoU THINK OF THESE YIELDS2
100 bu. Beardless Barley per acre.
$40 bu. Salzer's New National Oats per A.
so bu. Salzer Speltz and Macaroni Wheat.
900 bu. Pedigree Potatoes per acre.
Ii tons of rich Billion Dollar Grass Hay.
90 600 lbs. Victoria Rape for sheep-per A.
100 900 lbs. Teosinte, the fodder wonder.
81 600 lbs Salzer's Superior Fodder Corn
rich, juicy fodder, per A.
Now such yields you can have II 1905,
If you will plant my seeds.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND loo
in stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis. and receive their great cata-
log and lots Of farmseed samples. 10. n. VI
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
er-Educated Hindus.

There exists among India's educated
classes a mad desire for professional avo-
cations. Take walk in certain streets
IN India, and you viii observe a perfect
panOroma of signboards depicting profess
siOnal callings, and the business houses
are principally conspicuous by their abb
Bence.-Times of India.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

'You say, do you, that the two shots
you heard were fred simultaneously Z"
asked the lawyer OF an old negro on the
witness stand.
mo, sab; no, san; 1 passed no SIGN
remark? 2"
What did you sayI"
81 done said dey was both fred at de
same time, dat's what / said, sah!'-
Woman's Home Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND

entirely the
and liberation Falling
Womb
of Life. - - F'' NF'0 ~ VIZ
is
dolves
irregular Suppressed or Painful Stomach
quickly yield it. Womb
permanently all
s is water
care feeling
Dizziness Falnness seepesness
hadache These indications
which this medicine
and OF either the Vegetable
thousand times by
everywhere. Refuse a . 4eeN~
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

The stock OF gold in the United
States is $3.50, 100000, and is greater
than that of any other country. Ii IL
gold in the world.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
IN FIELD OR BARRACKS
PE-RU-NA is EFFICaCIOUS.

The constant exposure to the elements
experienced in an outdoor life is not so
apt TO cause coughs aud colds as seden-
tary habits.
Those who are brought face 20 face
with the weather every day in active
life are much less liable to catarrhal
diseases than those who are housed up
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

A correspondent of the London
Times calls attention to the fact that
William Pitt said America. Canada
and Louisiana are the three countries on
the continent OF North America."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

So named because so acres produced so
heavily, that its proceeds built a lovely
home. See Salzer's catalog. Yielded in
Ind. l57 bu., Ohio lG0 bu., Tenn. 1913 bu.,
and in Mich. 220 bu. per acre. You can
beat this record in 1905.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

=
Atlanta Journal.
What is the chief end of woman?'
depends on whether she's from Chi
caso or Boston, New Orleans Times
Democrat.
Miss O'Shea-An' phwat sart af doc
tier is Dochtor O'Tooe?
Mrs. Finnegan-Sure they till me he's
CAe av thin homely pathrcks.-Life.
A pupil in a Lynn (Mass.l school was
asked by his teacher to give the dedni-
ton of vacuum. Il cant Just describe
IT., said he. but / have it in my head. ="
-Lippineott's
I.over-You are worth your weight in
gold.
The GirI-Then you'd better hurry. for
/ am taking antifat.-Cincinnati Com,
mercial Tribune.
Mr.; Cassidy Twas very natural he
Mrs. Casey-Aye! shure he booked fur
all the wurld loike lowe man layin
there dead illustrated Bits
Heavy Hugh tpatroDiziuxly- Why.
Dora. Long lroe&s, EN-: Grown UP /
declare,
Sharp Little Dora-NYby. Hugh, Mus
tachys. Grown down, dcclarc.-Lon-
don Punch.
Mamma Fighting again. Willie?
Didn't ] tell you 10 stop and count 100
whenever Won were angry?
Willie-But il didn't do any good. ma.
Look what the Jones boy did while
ted.-Harpcrs Bazaar.
He Creading about the latest society
wedding have Il lot to say about
what the bride wears. but they have
nothing TO say about the poor bridegroom.
She-They have no need TO. because it
is a well known fact that he usually
wears a worried look Boston Globe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

Mister Brown" said the old colored
woman, coming into the crossroads store,
you amt got no spool cotton number 80,
is vou?''
why, Amt Sally, 1 didn't say /
didn't have it, did 10
You 90 long, Mister Brown | didn't
ak sou amt you got it?' l axed you is
you| Amt you '-Lippincott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

The experience gained in the use Of
pressed peat as locomotive fuel in Ba-
varia, Austria, Sweden and Russia is
stated to be very satisfactory.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

MRS. WlNSLOW'B SOOTHING SYRUP fgE
Children tcethlnE; softena the gums reduces In
gammatip allays pain, cures wind collie. M
cents "a bottle
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
Pronunciation.

In euchre she was wont 10 pass"
Was sweet bewitchlng Floss.
Until her dad went into gas
And straight began TO wealth amass-
Since then this unaffected lass
Is always heard to ''poss."
Louisville Courier. Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

as the civilian finds il frequently ncccs-
sary to use Peruna on account of
coughs and colds.
No one is exempt The strong and
healthy are less liable than the weak
and i'll, bat none entirely escape.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

The average life Of horses IN the
British cavalry is five years, The army
draught horses last half as long again.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

We are never without a bottle OF Pisos
Cure for Consumption in our house.
Mrs. Il NJ. Swsyze, Wakita. Okla. April
II. 1901.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

A teaspoonful Of salt in a para ffD
lamp will make it burn better.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
Mother Gray's sweet Powders for
Children

Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in
the Chiidren's Home in New York, cure Con-
stpation, FeveriShness, Bad Stomach, Teeth
ing Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels
and Destroy Worms. over 10000 testimonials.
Al all Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE Ad-
oress A. ). OLMsTED, Leroy, N Y,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

There are 1920 boys and 1850 girls
ia the industrial schools OF Great Britain
at present.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

What is the chief end of woman?"
depends on whether she's from Chi
caSo or Boston. New Orleans Times
Democrat.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

Very strong tea will stop the bleeding
from a cut
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

Tame snakes are used In Morocco to
clear houses of rats and mice.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

--Worn-out billiard balls are usually
cut up into dice.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or ProtrudinR Piles
Your druggist viii refund money II PAHO ONT.
MEET fails 70 cure you in 10 "a days 500
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
HUMOROUS ITEMS.

= 2'een doctor makes a fat graveyard
Atlanta Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04
Iurso-Did you ring. madam?

Nurse-Did you ring, madam?
Madam-N es, Marie; get the incubator
up out of the caliar and put the baby
back in for a few days.
Nurse-Oh. but, madam
Madam-That will do, Marie: We
won't argue. | am preparing paper
for the Club on "'The Relativencss of the
Absolute and | simply can't be both
ered.-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

Miss O'Shea-An' phwat sart af doc
tier is Dochtor O'Toole?
Mrs. Finnegan-Sure they till me he
Cale av thin homely pathricks.-Lif
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

The Fijian fossil coral is the best
budding stone in the world. Soft as
cheese when first cut, it hardens in the
cir to the consistency of granite.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

WHO nTt nOUspU up
in lily ventilated
rooms. And yet both
of theae classes are
more or less subject
to catarrll and ca
tarrhal d iseas Sc s..
The soldier as well
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

The stern of tine newest French sub
marine is shaped like a fish tail.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

$500 F1NNN "A0
No other medicine has female troubles or such
has
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-02-04

Lover-You are worth your weight IN
gold
The Girl-Then you'd better hurry. rol
| am taking anti-fat Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
JAPANESE PARTY.

Miss Hazel Jones entertained a large number of her friends Friday evening at the home of her parents, Dr. and Mrs. J. M. Jones, on Beech street.
 The house was beautiful with it's decorations; palms and cut flowers, added beauty and fra grance to the home.
 The interior was lighted with many pretty colored Japanese lanterns and the archway be- tween hall and parlor was the prettily arranged place for the punch bowl, from which a deli cious fruit beverage was served.
 On the spacious back porch a gypsy tent was arranged and in which Madame Gage" told the past, present and future of these junior futures, all of whom of course had the utmost confidence in her knowledge of things un- known to ordinary folk.
 Music and games added much to the pleasant occasion, and made the evening pass all too rapidly.
 Miss Hazel was assisted in re- ceiving by her two sisters, Mes danes Lacy Tilghman and Nora Hays, who served at the conclu- sion of the evening delicious cream, sherbet and cake which was keenly relished by the large number of guests present, among whom were Misses Ellen and Leah Jones, Jennie Stuckey, Beatrice McHugh, Esther Meyer, Lutie Mae Stephens, Hortense Hite, Laura Mosby, Mildred Bernstein, Minnie Minor, Grace Mayhan; Messrs. Wade and Wynne Denly, Philip and An chutz Lockard, Clarence Verette, Tom Barker, Harry Stephens, Charlie Sprigg, Malcolm Tag gart, Edmund Taylor and Char lie Ross.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
Little Henry MClain Dead.

Little Henry McLain, the TO- year-old son of MT. and Mrs. w. D. McLain, living in East New port, died Saturday morning at 8::3O o'clock of black canker, from which he suffered very much for several weeks. All that could be done by medical skill and lov- ing hands was done to prolong his life, although hope of his re- covery was abandoned several days ago when such a decided change for the worse came.
 The family nave the heartfelt sympathy of our people in their grief.
 The funeral will be held at the family residence Sunday morn- ing at 10 o'clock. conducted by Rev. T. F. Richardson, pastor of the Christian church.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
CHRISTIAN CHURCH.

Sunday school at 9:30 a. m. Sermon on "The Parable of the At 8 p. m., sermon on The Prodigal Son. "If a good reason keeps you at home try to send a substitute; invite a friend to occupy your seat. Church members sometimes complain that their minister does not draw a large congregation, yet they do no hing to draw out siders to the house of God by q cordial invitation. Help your pastor to fill the house. '' T. F. Richarson, pastor.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
Judge FuikersOn Goes Fishing.

Judge F. D. Fulkerson, who is holding circuit court here during the absence of Judge Hughes, says the Corning Courier, hied himself away before the stars had disappeared Monday morn ing and went to Big lake for a few hours angling with the fnny tribe. Rain began to fall about 8 o'clock and the judge returned to town, somewhat dampened from the outing but carrying a fine string of bass, perch, a few mud cats and bull frog. We expect to hear of some big fish stories when Judge Fulkerson re- turns to his home in Batesville and relates his fishing experience. He will make those fishermen down there feel nightly little.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
R. f. RisOn Gets Divorce.

Perryville, Aug. 18-The case of R. E. Rison against his wife for a divorce was tried before Judge J. G. Wallace, and a great deal of evidence was read in the cases, some of it very discredit- able to the defendants. Senator A. w. Rison. brother of the plaintiff, appeared and argued the case for Mrs. Minnie Rison. After hearing the case argued by J. H. Brown, w. P. Strait, attorneys for plaintiffs, Judge Wallace granted R. E. Rison a divorce, giving him the custody of the two little boys, aged Sand 12 years. The case has attracted considerable attention and the courthouse was crowded during the reading of the testimony and argument.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
JUDGE WANTS AFFIDAVIT.
Sheriff Of Scot' County In Trouble With County fudge Over Settlement
 Of State Taxes.

Little Rock, Aug. IS. = Sheriff c. M. G1andstaff of Scott ccun- ty was at the auditor s office yes terday looking after his settle ment for the taxes c1 1904. His money has been in the hands of the state treasurer for the last month, but County Judge H. N. Smith has not yet approved the settlement. Circuit Clerk T. M. Duncan has written that he mailed the settlement sheet yes- terday. Sheriff Grandstaf re- fuses to make the affidavit re- Quired by section 7059 of Kirby's s Digest, to the effect that all war rants, scrip or other paper pre- sented in payment of taxes were received at par value, and the county judge refuses to approve the settlement unless he makes such affidavit. This act, passed in 1869, was for the purpose of preventing collectors from deal ing in scrip. He says that he can make the affidavit, bat it is not required by any other judge in the state, So far as he knows, and has never been required in Scott county.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
Made Series Three Straights.

Hot Springs returned home Friday night without winning a game in the series with New port, the final score being ' to 1, The visitors were all a gentle manly lot of young fellows, but too light to tackle Newport in the teams present tip-top con- dition.
 The home boys will have all they can handle next week, how ever, Poplar Bluff coming here for three days, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, and on the following Sunday a return game will be played at Poplar Bluff, in connection with which there is to be an excursion from here.
 In Fridays game Hot Springs battery consisted of Dugan and Strock, while Hays and Austell were in the points for Newport.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
RAILROAD OFFICIALS TESTIFY.
Claim Agent Washburn Appears Before inquest Hearing Widow SCanIOn Tells Stery of Trip of
 iiusband and Son.

When Coroner Harrison con- vened the Diaz inquest hearing Friday afternoon Claim Agent H. M. Washburn was present to testify. He could not identify the package of bones, but thought they were the same as sent in to St. Louis. He told of where they were found, how he had come into their possession, and other inmaterial facts
 Dr. L. E. Willis, Iron Noun tain surgeon, and Dr. G. K. Ste phens testified that owing to the burned condition of the bones, none of them being left perfect, they could not be identified posi- lively as human bones.
 R. c. Wallace, watchmaker, made an examination and report upon the watch found. He stated that the dealer who sold the watch would have it's number, and the ownership of same could thus be determined. Tuesday the coroner expects to have the deposition of jeweler in Pine Bluff showing that the watch be- longed to Thomas J. Scanlon.
 Mrs. Hersa Scanlon, widow and mother of missing man and boy, identified the knife and pocket book jaws found in the wreck age, told of how the two left Toronto, Canada, July 27th at noon, her alarm when they failed to arrive, the newspaper reports of the wreck, which led to her investigation and belief that her husband and son had been killed and burned in the wreck.
 Superintendent W. T. Tyler, Division Superintendent Green and Trainmaster Stallcup were here Saturday morning prepared to testify. The coroner was mo- tifed and expected to get their testimony on the wreck.
 The tickets upon which Scan- lon and his son were travelling are badly wanted, and the coro- ner hopes to have them Tuesday, to which day the inquest was adjourned.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
To Better River Reports.

Eureka Springs, Aug. IS. .-E. B. Richards, section director of the Little Rock weather bureau, who has the inspecting of sta tions in Missouri and Arkansas in his charge, added a rainfall station to the regular observa- tion here today. A number of these stations which will report by wire rains affecting streams in the White river watershed are being established and will enable MT. Richards to forecast more accurately changes in the stage of the river, thus giving greater value to his bulletin service.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19

l. D. Price has souvenir post cards of the Episcopal church, freight depot, passenger station and court house. S6
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
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PROGRESSIVE DOMINO PARTY.

One of the most pleasant social affairs was given Friday even- ing by MT. and Mrs. s. D. Camp bell at their pretty home on Wal nut street, in honor of their guest. Miss Annie Cox, a sister of Mrs. Campbell, from Pulaski, Tenn. A number of invitations were issued and but few regrets received, the evening proving to be quite a novel and interesting one to all present, the affair be- ing a domino party, and the lovers of this o]d-time game found much pleasure in trying to reach the highest score, nine tables being filled with players. Mrs. Campbell was assisted in her duties by Mrs. Wn. Bailey.
 At intervals during the eve1l- ing delightful fruit punch was served, and refreshments of brick cream and cake concluded the evenings nerriment.
 The guests present were Misses Annie Cox. lmogene Suits, Chris tine Buck, Dove Erwin, Carrie Stevens, Jennie McCauIey, Mo- reene Kinman, Katie and Rina Price, Mae Whitaker, Ruth Wallace, Irma Hooker, Annie Dutton, Mary and Hilda Bailey; Messrs. Paul BIackwood, Ira Erwin, ". T. Dunn, Adam Lock- ard, Ed Sprjgg, Frank Dunn, Joe Bevens, Eugene Hirsch, Fred Suits, Curry Stephens, Tom billiard, James Grubbs; Messrs, and Mesda1nes R. M. Johnson, R. J. Wise, H. G. Bunn, Mrs. Baxter Reed and Mrs. William Bailey.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
METHODIST CHURCH.

M. B. Umsted, pastor of the Methodist church, has returned from his vacation and will occupy his pulpit Sunday morning and evening, when he hopes to see all the membership present. Sun day school at 9:30.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
IMPORTANT NOTICE.

If you wish to better your con- dition l will tell you how you can do so by investing a little of your surplus earnings. Sign below and mail. Don't neglect this. NaIne Address
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19

From Fayetteville an enormous rainfall is reported, 5.10 inches, and Eureka Springs 1.64 inches, occurring Friday night, which will probably bring another big rise in White river.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
Warning Order.
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BAPTIST CHURCH.

Regular services Sunday, to which all are invited, Sunday school at,9:30 a. m. Preaching at II a. m. and 8 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening at 8.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19

Will Robins2n and wife left Saturday noon for visit to Au- gusta relatives.
Newport daily independent., 1905-08-19
ELMO RIDDELL, Co-Operative.. Broker,
 Jacksonport, Ark.
Newport Pressing Club

Desires the patronage of every one. All work guaranteed. Get your pressing ticket, $1.60 per month. Clothes delivered prompt ly for ladies and gents. For fur ther particulars call or phone 616 Front street.
 97d6t A. J. TURNER, Prop,