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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26
WASHINGTON NOTES


Postmasters appointed: Montana-Plenty wood
Yaltry county, George q: Bolster, vice William
a. Stewart resigned. South Dakota-Recluse,
Stanley county, Hattie Goodrich. vice Ida N.
Thompson resigned.
Rural delivery established Aug. l: Iowa
"a and q miles. population es5; ERADICATE, Hum
bolt county, route /, length 24h miles. popula-
length II miles, populatioa 800; Kingsley. Plym.
outh county. routes and 8, length 2SM and
2eA miles, population 800; Remsen. Plymouth
4so; Struble. Plymouth county, route /. length
l6 miles. population 45oi Westaeld. Plymouth
300. !
Secretary Hitchcock today approved plans Of
buildings for the agricultural school at. Wah-
construction will be sent out in about ten days
and actual construction should begin in July.
in Iowa. effective July l, were announced today
as follows:s Increases-Hawarden, $17o0 to
81 800; 1nwood. S1,1oO to 1000. Decreases
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26
ROOSEVELT FOR
TARIFF CHANGE j
Maximum and Minimum Plan Is
49, Likely to Be Adopted in
Near Future.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The journal. H.. r.
Chicago, May 2s.--Walter Wellman
in Washington special to the Record
Herald says @..,l 49,. g..
There IS strong probability, secre-
tary of the Treasury Shaw to the con-
mum and minimum tariff PLAN may be
adopted as republican, policy in the near
future. No one can SAY with conf
dence that it is to be. adopted; on the
other hand, no one is in position to say
it is not to be. a
President Roosevelt favors it as an
other form Of reciprocity and probably
a better form than reciprocity pure and
simple. Senator Aldrich, the leader Of
questions, has for years, favored it. An
effort is to be made to take it up in
the councils of the party during the
coming session Of congress.
Shaw Not Spokesman.
In sneering at 1twhat some people
call reciprocity" Secretary Shaw does
not speak for the administration. The
president has made it plain to senator's
I and others that in his much discussed
speech at Cleveland, the secretary Of
the treasury did not voice the senti-
ments Of the administration. 1t has
been published that President Roose.
welt read Mr.. Shaw's speech before it
was delivered, and. this was taken as
evidence that the president approved it.
/ But the president had not read it.. He
did not read it until it appeared in the
newspapers, and then he was very much
surprised at some parts of it: ;.
Secretary Shaw outlined four posi-
BILE policies for the United States to
adopt, but recommended none Of them.
His manner of speaking Of them has
been generally construed as meaning
that he favored none, but wanted sim
and set his face against everything and
anything that involved change or pro-
gress.
/ Roosevelt for Revision.
titude. He is in favor Of tariff revision.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26
Clearance Of :
Childrem's Coats

coup. He was backed pe.sistently from the:
opening to the closing Of the betting on the
race. The men who were early in the ring OBJ,
tanned as high 10 to against him. His price
was pounded Gown by degrees until to 1 only
was offered at post time. The ring lost $50, 900
on this race. AS the other four winners Of the
afternoon were we'll supported the bookmakers
found. at the conclusion of racing that they had
lost many thousands of dollars to each race
which made net loss on the six events Of fully
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26

Hartley, 81 800 to s1,4oo; Hawkeys $1,1oo to
81 900; Hopkinson, $1,000 to $1,1Oo; Ireton.
to 199 LIE " YsFs 200 to g. 900 o Nan,
81 100; Newell, $1,000 to $1,1oO.
Rural carriers appointed: Iowa-Alia, route
1, Will q. Willfong carrier, Earl Willfong sub
stitute; route 4, Charles P. Holmes carrier,
George II. Holmes substitute; Rembrant, route
1, Edward Newgard carrier. Dick j. Siefken sub
stitute; Storm Lake, route 8, Fred e. Wilson
carrier, Lou A. Wilson substitute; route 6. Oscar
Bitter carrier. Arto Bitter substitute. Minnesota
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26
BOOKS HARD HIT
IN DELHI'S WIN
Brooklyn Handicap Winner Is
Owned by the James R. :
T.. Keene Stables. -...
New Tork Sun Special Service,

New York, May 2s.--Delhis victory in the
Brooklyn handicap yesterday was popular For
the first time this season the majority Of race
soers casHed winning bets on an important turf
fixture. At least IS per cent Of the men and
women who saw James r. Keene's colt flash past
the winning post in front backed him.
i It II estimated that the ring lost close to
$4,000 when his number was hoisted. Many
Of the big professional turf spectators large
snns on Delhi. Such men as Joe Cassidy, Frank
Farrell. Congressman Tim Sullivan and Edward
Burke cleaned up many thousands Of dollars by
backing him at odds varying from to to
to l.. The bookraakers not only lost heavily
on Delhi, but they parted with many Of their
J. dollars when Colonel RUPERT, 9-year-old colt,
belonging to J. A. Wornberg, the Brooklyn law
yer, won the fifth race &dl
This eolt was the medium Of a well-planned
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26

meth o. Snortum substitute; Degraf routes and
2. Joseph Mckay carrier, James D. Mckay SUBJ
stttute; Eldred, route l. Andrew A. Drangsett
carrier, Gay Gustafson substitutes; Wood Lake.
route 1, George Houston carrier, Michael Corey
substitute.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26
Special Reciprocity Treaties.

If the maximum and minimum plan
cannot be adopted the president favors
special reciprocity treaties. He does not
United States 4r, must treat all foreign
countries alike, put them on the same
tariff basis. Other countries accord va
rious tariff treatment to the United
States, and the president can see no
reason why we should not follow their
example and make with each, the best
terms possible, either under the opera
ton of the maximum and minimum plan
OK by direct trade treaties.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26
BIG WORLD YAWNS FOR 'EM
Many Graduates About to ester
=. FORTH from Minnesota Schools.

WEST CONCORD, MINN.-The commence
ment exercises Of the high school will begin
with the baccaleaureate sermon on Sunday eve
C. Lee. On June 2 the class Of 1905 will be
graduated The class consists of Effie M.
Marsh Iva ]. Shiels. Grace r. Bayles. Alice M.
Sem and Ward F. Sem. The class honors were
won BY Miss Marsh, who will be valedictorian,
and Miss Shiels the salute torian.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26

He is in favor Of reciprocity with Ger
many and with other countries that will
give American trade square deal. He
is in favor Of the maximum and mini
mum tariff plan, provided the leaders
q his us party are f wiling to take IL
fer with them about it.. And it is not
too much to say that the near future
a year or two-holds out at least fair
promise Of some radical change in the
American tariff policy and methods.
Obviously it is too early to discuss
details with intelligence. The main
point Is that a. proposal to introduce i'm;
method is to be considered by the ad-
ministration and the party leaders.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26

HECTOR. MINIMIZE baccaleaureate sermon
for the high school will be delivered Sunday
evening by Rev. Henry hobbs. The commence
May 81. y-l - -
Teachers for the Hector school have been
engaged as follows Professor G. W. Wisman,
superintendent; Miss Mabel Wetterling pr!nci-
pail Miss Lulu Martin assistant; Miss Ester
Morrison, fourth and fifth: Miss Lillian Leub.
ner, third; Miss Jessie Bergemann, second: Mrs
G.. w. Wisman: f-st. ei1~@.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26

In the Swedish chamber a government
bill was introduced fixing penalties for the
declaration Of strikes.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-26

The city Of Mexico has contracted for
sewerage works and pipe laying to cost
$500. 900.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Kansas ntr dive stock.

Receinfs TODAY. $500 head, including 5000
head of southerns. Market 1oc lower. Ma
tive steers, $4.OOd6.0O; southern steers, $2.6O
cows and heifers, 81. 756@5-00: stockers and
feeders, s.. 5Od425; bulls, 81 ooa3 .; calves
s.. 50d6. 90; western steers, $S.25a4.Io; west
HOGS@Receipts today, 1000 head; Mar
lxet &c lower Bulk of sales, 3 60G5aO;
SHEsEP@Receipts today. 10000 head.
Market 10 lower. Muttons, $4-zoaS ~ ~:
IamI1s & 750150: range wethers, $4.5O1
40: stockers and feeders. $S.75q465.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
go yo-k F,rOduce MARKER.

New york. Sept. 5-BUTTER-Market
,,1settIed Street price: Extra creamery,
Soikd21c officiaI prices: Creamery; . CON- ON,
a lIrol, extras 19c; western imitation
c 81 firsts. 171ka1sc; renovated. COM
mon to extra, I7d191zc: western factory,
conruon to extra, 15G171zc-
eE.sf15GS-Market steady. Western extra,
f1rsts, 21d22c; western. firsts, zoe.
POULTRY-Alive poultry firm Vest
ern chickens, 131kG14c; fowls, 14c; turkeys.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Like Funding Money

Finding health is like finding naoney-so
think those who are sick When you have
a cough, cold, sore throat, or chest irrfta-
ton better act promptly like w c. Bar
Der of Sandy Level, Va. He says: 81 had
a terrible chest trouble, caused by smoke
and coal dust on my lungs; but, after find
ing no relief in other remedies.I was cured
by DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption. Coughs and CoIds.'' Greatest
sale of any cough or lung medicine in the
world. At Arnold Drug Co., s21 N KAN
sas ave, Soc and 81. Guaranteed. Trial
bottle free.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Kansas CITY Produce Market.

Kansas City, Sept. 5.-Close-WHE4AaI-
were Mereig Steady and as follows sept. 725s@
7sc; Dec. 7sssG73l2c May 49, 49, Ca 81
No . hard, 75dS1c: No. 3 hard, f6Qac; NO
2 red. soc: No. 3 red, 76d77c.
CORN-Market steady. Sept, 4lssc; Dec:
3Sslc: May 3S1ac. Cash: No. mixed, 451.c'
OATS-Market steady No. white, 25iz
@26Ikc: No 2 mixed, 25G26c-
RYElMarket steady, SIC
HAY-Market higher. Choice timothy,
50. OO6l9 so; prairie, Sc. 75d7.00
BJJTTER-Market steady. Creamery,
EGGS-Market steady. Fresh, lie.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
r-,,c.ro five Stock Market

Chicago. Sept. 5.-CATTLE-Receip to-
day 5000 head. Market 1oc lower Beeves,
stockers and feeders 81 40d4.30; Texans,
s., 25G46o; westerns, $3.10d475.
HOGS Receipts today, 1900 head Mar
ket slow Mixed and butchers, IS 40G6.O6;
GOOD to choice heavy, $560Q6.00: rough
heavy, S. 3Od5.55; light, S. 90G6-05; pigs, SS4o
as IS; bulk of sales. $5.60@5.S5.
SHEEP-Receipts today, 1900 head;
Market weak to 10c lower. Sheep, $4,000
Ok. lambs 81. 6001S5
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
CHICAGO Produce Market

Chicago III. Sept .-BUTTER-Market
steady. Creamery, 17G2o1zc; dairy, 1870
20 ETzGeGs-Market steady. At mark cases
Included 1874 116izc. .,
"A STEF,S F,-Market firm. Daisies, 11zzc;
Twins, lie; Young Americas. NC
POULTRY--Alive poultry nrIn. TO- Iur-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05

New York, Sept. Acknowledgement
was made today that the L. S. Reduc-
ton and Refining company has de-
clared a quarterly dividend of "a per
cent on its preferred stock. This was
the first dividend which has been de-
clared on the stock in two years.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
MARKETS TODAY.
The Higher Prices at Liverpool
Steady Wheat.
Large Receipts Have Weakening.
Effect on Corn.
LIVE STOCK TRADE.
Cattle Are Quoted at Ten Cents
Lower.
Hogs Also OFF About Five Cents
Today.
LIVE STOCK TRADE.

Chicago, Sept 5.-WHEAT-Highe prices
for wheat at Liverpool resulting from re-
ports of damage in Russia and Argentina,
had steadyings effect on the wheat mar
ket today. Offerings were light. Decem-
Der opened shade lower to 1s@14c higher,
at S11Rd81zc, sold at 81A@SIBc, and then
reacted to 8112c. Minneapolis, Duluth and
Chicago reported receipts of 976 cars,
against 1,00S cars year ago.
Later December declined to 81GS11sc on
closed easy, with December off 1sQ14c, at
S1Ssc
CORN-Large receipts and lower cables
caused weak tone in the corn market.
Another factor that had depressing ef-
feet was the failure of frost to materialize
in the corn belt. Pit traders and COM
mission houses were fairly active sellers.
December opened at 43Aq43ssc, and sold
off to 43@431sc.
session. final quotations on December be-
ing off sake, at 43s@4SAc.
OATS-The oats market was influenced
mainly by the weakness of corn. A prom
| inent elevator interest was the chief sell
Ter. December opened unchanged, at 261ac,
| and sold at 263s 6261ac.
/ PROVISIONS-Lower prices for live
| hogs caused an easier tone in the proyis-
/ ions market. October pork was OF 1212c,
at $3.50. Lard was down 21ac, at $500.
Ribs Were SC lower,-a at $s.75
red, 741kd81c: No. 2 hard, s01k@Ss1zc; No. 3
hard, 79@S5c No. northern, 90a95c; No.
e CURING. 2, 52lk@52Ac; No 3, 521z@
o55ATs-No 2, 24Aa25c: No. 3, 244ka24zc.
| FLAX-Cash: NV, SLIP; S.-W., $1.O6.
| TIMOTHY-Oct., 1855: March, 1876.
| CLOVER-Cash: $500.
! BARLEY-Cash: 38G51c.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Philadelphia and Return $1,000. santa

Account of l. o. o. F.. Sovereign Grand
Lodge. Tickets on sale Sept 14-15-16
with limit of Sept. 9th, but can be ex-
tended to leave Philadelphia as late as
Oct 5th. This is the last opportunity to
visit the East this year at low. rates.
T. L. KING,
T. & p. A, Topeka
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
The regular monthly appropriation ordi-
nance WAS asSed q follows.

Marshall's band VIII be aided to the
extent of a $50 appropriation from the city
treasury. This is the city's contribution
to fund which is being raised to be pre-
scented to the members of the band as a
token of appreciation in return for the
open air concerts. c. K Holiday, by Wig
orous roofing and persistent effort. man
thing in the council proceedings
BY lowering the insurance on the city
building from 0.000 to Sc. 900 the city coun-
Gil last night took whack at existing
conditions in fire insurance rates. The in
surance. when written up, runs for a
term of five years.
The bids for the printing of the book of
revised ordinances were left sealed and
action was deferred until the next council
meeting.
The council adjourned to meet Thursday
evening.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Gard of Thanks

We desire to extend our sincere
thanks to the many friends and neigh
bors for their kindness in our late he
reavement of our son, Bernard, ana for
all the beautiful flowers.
MR.. AND. MRS. OTTO EASTBERG
AND FAMILY
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
summer Tourist Rates

via Chicago Great, Western railway to
points in Illinois, wisconsin and Mich
igan one way fare plus 50 for the
round trip. Tickets on sale daily to
September 80. Final return limit sOcto-
Der 81 For further information apply
Elmer, G. P. A, st. Paul, Mimi.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
New York Stocks.


Wall St, New York, Sept. 5.--STOCKS.--s
Prices jumped in the opening dealings IN
the stock market to q level sharply above
the closing of Saturday, helped by the al
vances effected in London during the nor
iday interval. Smelling rose IA points,
aCnadian Pacific 2A points, Minneapolis,
St Paul and Sault Ste Marie ia points
Union Pacific, Rock Island preferred. Ten
nessee Coal and Sloss-Sheffield Steel was
a point and a number of other active lead
ers a large fraction. The absorption was
on large scale and the demand was
widely distributed throughout the list.
Maffy additions were made to the list OF
stocks that established gains OF point
or more during the first hours business
Of these st. Paul, New York CentraI,s Mis-
souri, Pacific and Amalgamated Copper
were the most prominent. Tennessee Coal
and Locomotive rose points, Reading ~
points and Canadian Pacific and Smelling
2spoilts Scarcely any of the fayorites fall
ed to get up substantially. The demand
abated Considerably toward II O'Clock. but
price recessions were small land were fol-
lowed by recoveries.
Excited buying of Reading made it rap
IDLY advance to 1203s, a rise OF as points.
Some of the other coaiers improved frac-
tionally in sympathy. but the general rail-
road list was sluggish. Smelling continued
to advance and reached 127H.
Prices held pretty well around the top
in the later trading. Readings reaction
of point had only a momentary effect
on the market, and when Reading sold
above 120 again the list followed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Topeka Hide Market.

Topeka, Sept s.
prices paid in Topeka this week. based
on Boston Quotattons.J
GREEN SALT CURED ............1 21ko
NO, ! TALLOW ....................... "a
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05

No need to fear sudden attacks of chol-
era irfanturn sdysentery. diarrhoea, sum
rner complaint of any sort if you have DR.
Fowier,s Extract of Wild Strawberry in
the medicine chest
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Chicago, Sept. 5.
Open High Low Close Sat


National Board of Trade. Kansas City.
FURNISHED by J. E. Gall Commissions.
Grains. Provisions. Cotton and stocks:
4Se. Correspondent Christy Grain and
Stock Co.. Kansas City, MOI
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
SHOWING TERRIroRY Iogr BIZ RUSSIA RECENT WAR

a the opening lie y Nh eve SD t cn 1T h h da right
b o
Ell terrific may re dd o h zee lost o lie a result f the just enddt the
a
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05

l4c dressed poultry firm. Western chick
ems, 12aI4c: fowls, 13QIAzc; spring tur-
keys. 15Qi7c.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Sugar and core tn MeM YorIE.

SUGAR ana COdEeo IN new XOFk-
New York, Sept. 5.-SUGAR-Raw sugar
firm. Fair refining, 3ssc; centrifugal, 9e
test, 15-16G4c; molasses sugar, SIC. Re
fined sugar unsettled. Crushed, $500; pow
dered, S.. 40; granulated. &. 80.
CoFFEE-Market steady. No. Rio.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05

I1aMkGS Oh ETA<SE8 Oh StUCKDe
FURNISHED by J. E. Gall, Commissions,
Grains. Provisions, Cotton and Stocks.
Office 10 West Sixth street. Telephone
zse. Correspondent Christy Grain and
Stock Co., Kansas City. MOI
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05

New York. Sept. 5-COTTON-Spot cot
ton closed nuiet and 20 points lower Quo
tations per 100 pounds: NiddIhng uplands,
$1075; middling gulf, SLIGO.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
Wool Market.

St. Louis, Mo-, Sept. 5-wOOL-Market
firm. Territory and western mediums %
@S0c; fine mediums. 22d26c; fine, 18aaOc.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05

The Chicago Independent Market.
FURNISHED by ]. E. Gall, Commissions,
Grains, Provisions, Cotton and Stocks.
office 10 West Sixth street Telephone
4S6. Correspondent Christy Grain and
Stock Co., Kansas City, MOI
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05

The following estimates on paving con-
tracts were allowed:
HanIey & Ritchie, Polk street. -. s.. los 7e
Taylor street ....--.....;....--.:.... 4,1SS2 q
Hanley & Richie, Webster & Tulloch,
Brooks & Gilmore.
Webster & Tulloch. Hanley
Richie, Douthitt street. .$673. IA
J. H Maxwell. Tyler street.-........ 303- 81
Haskins & Ramsey, Van Buren, St. 272.9S
The location of a fire station in the Fifth
ward received the sanction of the council.
A detailed estimate of the cost of proposed
location, together with the plans of the
building has been asked for before the
council takes final action.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-05
First Dividend in Two Years.

The council adjourned to meet Thursds
evening
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-21
JOKES FOR THE BARTENDER
The Facetious Customer Makes Lii
Hard for Him.

| The Facetious Customer Makes Life
Hard for Him.
"The bartender these days needs to
| be q good deal of a smart diplomat to
hold down his job remarked the man
in the white jacket during a lull in his
work. THE amount of gayety he has
! to stand for would put a drug clerk Or a
policeman into the bug ward in a week.
What I complain about is the kind
of guy who comes in with a friend
about 10 in the morning and says:
Make me a hot pousse-cafe with a
| loose egg in it, or GIVE me claret
milk punch and put a little absinthe
on the top
Those are the fellows that make me
tired-the ingenious inventors and COIN
ers that think they are awfully funny.
There's the fellow that comes in every
little while and says: Was Jones in
last night?' and then asks: Was 1 with
him?' I'll bet I've had that sprung on
me a thousand times, and I am ex-
pected to answer and look as pleased as
a stroked cat every time 1 hear it. Then
there is the man who says: What are
you selling for whisky here?' or, Have
you got any brandy, or something just
Then there is the practical joker who
fills his glass NEARLY to the brim and
looks as if he expected me to make a
kick. but always pours back into the
bottle all but a decent little drink. He
stands about pat with the fellow who
pretends to be very shaky in the morn
ing and towS his glass up to his lips
with a towel passed around his neck
Of Iii, ic,
who makes a dumb show in ordering
his booze and pretends after drinking
it that it has restored his voice. Some
of those tricks are funny enough the
first time you see them. but think of
having to be up against them day after
day!
lone of the newest cracks at the bar
tender is asking for the barkeeper's de-
light. That means straight whisky, and
ever since it was published in THE
SUN a few weeks ago 1 have been ask
ed almost every day to serve it, and
each customer seems to think that he
is springing a new thing on me, and 1
have to let him believe that barkeepers
never read and permit him to explain
the matter.
Then 1 have to fake up a hearty
laugh at his wit OH it all makes me
so weary that I'm seriously thinking Of
trying to get a job as an attendant in
a deaf mute asylum"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-21

The following is a Chicago boys COM
position on The Crocodile: 1.-THE
crocodile is a large animal that inhabits
the Nile and loves to go ON the sandy
beach to bask in the sunshine and lay
eggs. 1t looks some like a dachshund,
only there is more of it at the ends, and
it is bigger. There was crocodile
once that escaped from a circus. 1t
roamed DER the country, seeking in
vain for pigs and small children to de-
YOUR, and died of starvation in great
anguish. You can ride on the back of q
crocodile, but it is more comfortable to
use a saddle 1t is usually quiet. but
is terrible when reused We all ought
to be thankful we are not a crocodile"