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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
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10000 people die yearly from the results
OF Constipation and Stomach Troubles and
their attending ills. Nine in every ten
have it. Many. don't know it, and good
many who do know it neglect it until it
Is too late Some get so bad they think
it is incurable, and then they resort to
the physic OF pill habit, where the real
trouble begins. You and l know that
Pills and Physic make US worse, we be-
come slave to them, and finally they lose
their power and paralysis Of the intestines
occurs, and then slow death.
Now Constipation and Stomach Trouble are
Just as durable as other diseases; we have
proved this fluffy by curing over 70, 600 the last
two years. Many OF these were the most
chronic serious, complicated kind in which all
other remedies and doctors had failed and
hope despaired of, but our treatment cured
them quickly and to stay cured
Mr. Thompson, Of Peoria, who had suf-
Tered all his life and had given up hope,
was cured by "a bottles DR.. Dill, Of St.
Louis whose health haG been broken
down, claims that several bottles cured
him, that it is a splendid medicine for
Stomach and Bowels, and the best general
tonic he ever saw. Dr. Hedrick, of Kansas
City, who had constipation so badly that
he verged upon nervous collapse, says to
his great surprise after trying everything
else was cured by Mull's Grape Tonic; he
says it is the best thing for Stomach and
Bowels and kindred ills, that has come to
his attention in his professional career.
Mrs. AIcoDa, OF Chicago, who was a con-
hrmed invalid for years, after taking a
thorough course of Mulrs Grape Tonic,
Gays she was able to leave her bed after
the third bottle, and is now enjoying good
health. She had tried everything that
came to her notice. Mr. Crow, Of St.
Louis, had dyspepsia, liver and bowel trou-
BILE for So years, which he contracted dur
ing the Civil War. He said he never could
get anything that even afforded him re-
lief, but that a short treatment Of MulPs
Grape Tonic completely cured him. He
recommended it to old soldiers. so many
of whom suffer with the same complaint.
Mr.. McCurdy, Of Troy, Ohio, was one of
the greatest sufferers that ever came to
our attention. There apparently wasn't
an organ OF his body free from disease:
Liver Trouble. Stomach and Kidney Trou-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
SKIN PURIFICATlON.

Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills
Cleanse the Skin and Blood of Tortur-
ing Humors Complete Treatment
$1.OO.
The agonizing itching and burning Of
the skin, as in eczema; the frightful
scaling. as in psoriasis; the loss of hair
and crusting of scalp, as in SCALED
head; the facial Disagreement, as in
pimples and ring worm; the awful suf-
fering of infants, and anxiety Of
worn-out parents, as in milk crust, tet-
ter and salt rheum-all demand a rem
edy of almost superhuman virtues to
successfully cope with them. That
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills are
such stands proven by the testimony
of the civilized world.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

the alcohol and then the shellac, add
ing the turpentine and finally the YER
Million Great care must be exercised
that no blaze comes in contact with
the fumes of the mixture, for it
catches fire very quickly. If you wish
blue, use dry prussian blue in place
of the vermilion, and for black, lamp
black, using only a sufficient amount
of color. All colors must be thorough
ly rubbed into the wax while It is
quite warm.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
HOME AT NIGHT.

When chirping crickets fainter cry,
And pale stars blossom in the sky
And twilight's gloom has dimmed the
bloom
And blurred the butterfly.
When locust-Dlossoms fieck the walk,
And up the tlger-lily stalk
The glow-worm crawls and clings and
falls
And glimmers down the garden-walls
When buzzing things, with double
wings
OF crisp and raspish futterings,
Go whizzing by SO very nigh
One thinks of fangs and stings:
Oh, then within, is stilled the din
OF crib she rocks the baby in,
And heart and gate and latchs weight
Are lifted-and the lips of Kate.
saa James Witcomb Riley.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

Inc preparation known as Cascarets
ana so widely advertised is the most
ehlcaclous cathartic on the market. It
IS Ia tablet form, pleasing to the taste,
actlng gently out effectively and leaving
no evll after effects whatever. Entirely
upon Its own merits it has in a compare
lively few years come into general use,
until now Cascarets have the largest
sale OF any laxative medicine in the
world.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
The Benefits of Travel.

Friend-What's that big box on the
front of your machine?
omobilist-That's a camera for
taking moving pictures. You see, l
go so fast I don't have time to look at
the scenery and SO I photograph it as
I go along.-Translated for Tales
from ILLUSTRATION.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Her Honest Conviction.

st costs a great deal to own
horses" said the woman with an in
come.
Yes answered young Mrs. Tor
kins, ''but after Charley's experience
at the racetrack 1 am convinced that
the horses other people own cost you
more. "-Washington Star.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Grounds for Suspicion.
Gin nm REWARD to anyone who can
WAUIUUU disproVe this statement.

Junior Partner guess it's time 10
fire the cashier.
Senior Partner-Caught him gam
bling, nave you?
Junior Partner-No; but he's begun
teaching a bible class.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Secret of His Success.

Mr. Snooks-To what, sir, do you at
tribute your success AS a salesman?
MI. Sellem-If a customer doesn't
see what he wants I make him want
what he sees.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Not to Be Endured

First office-boy-Why dill yer t'row
up yer job at Biffum & Bangs?
Second off1ce-boy-Why, l couldn't
stand ole Bangs impudence. He had
de crust ter tell me, right ter me face
and before de hull Office, ter git out
Nv de place and never come back!
Dat WIZ de last straw
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Sealing Wax for Fruit Jars.

Gum shellac eight ounces, Venice
turpentine four onces, vermilion two
and a half ounces, camphor gum one
half ounce. Dissolve the camphor in
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Worst Feature of II

Sillicus-It is positively sinful for a
girl to encourage a fellow when she
has no intention of marrying him.
Cyn1cus-Yes; she might change
her mind.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Told In -Four. .Words-

A young man was requested by his
tutor to submit a composition in the
form OF a short story. He sent in the
following:
THREE GENERATIONS; OR,
FROM sHIRTSLEEvEs TO SHIRT.
SLEEVES.
I. Porter.
II. Importer.
III. S-porter.
Nv. Porter.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

Hog cholera and hog plague have
become epidemic around Carthage,
ILL.,, 1000 hogs dying in the last two
weeks.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
Extremely So.

Fred-Miss Upperten is the most
circumspect young lady I ever met.
Joe-Why?
Fred-She refused to accompany
me on the piano the other evening
without a chaperon.-Detroit Tribune.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

When | began
using Doan's Kid
ney Pills | was so
weak l could
hardly drag my
self across the
room. l was
wretched and ner-
vous, and had
backache, bear
ing-down pain,
headache, dizzi-
ness and weak
eyes. Dropsy set
in and bloating Of
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

At a meeting of Boston citizens it
was decided to erect a memorial to
the late Patrick A. Collins
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
OF Course Not.

Young Rhymes-I tell you, mar
riage takes all the poetry out of {
failure
Friend-Then it can't be a failure
Answers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

Russian radicals organized to make
a determined fight at the coming cleo
tons to the d0una.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

Piso's Cure for Consumption always gives
Immediate relief in all throat trOubles.-F.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
A DEsPAtRlNG WOMAN.

Weak, Nervous and Wretched fron
Wasting Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Henry A. Reamer, Main and
GarSt streets, South Bend Ind. says:
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

These crispy mornings Mrs. Austin's Pan
cake Flour tastes delicious. Ready In q
moment. Buy from your grocer
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

the chest choked me and threatened
the heart 1 had little hope, but to
my untold surprise, Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me relief and saved my
life. l shall never forget it."
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. 7.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

'sDr. David Kenndy's Favorite Remedy
cured me of Bright's Disease and Gravel. Able
physicians failed" Mrs E. P. Miner, Burg
hill, 0. $100 bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

Mayor Rose of Milwaukee, called as
q witness before the grand jury, re-
fuses to take the oath of secrecy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

Mrs. WinslOw $ SOOTHING SYRUP for chill
lren teething softens the gums, reduces inflam-
nation, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25 cents
bottle.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

No early breakfast is complete without
Mrs. Austin's famous Pancakes Buy from
your grocer to-day.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
FREE COUPON io75

1913 FREE COUPON 1878
Send this coupon with your name and ad.
dress and your druggists name, for free
bottle of Mulls Grape Tonic, Stomach Tonic
and Constipation Cure.
MuTs Grape Tonic Co., 2 Third Ave-.
Rock Island, III.
Gi0e Full ADDRESS and Write Plainly
The $500 bottle contains nearly three times
the soc size. At drug stores.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

The genuine has date and number
stamped on the label-take no other from
your druggist.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09
PAINFUL PERIODS
AMERICAN WOMEN FIND RELIEF
The Case Of Miss Irene Crosby Is One
OF Thousands of Cures Made by Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

How many women realize that men
situation is the balance wheel of
woman's life, and while no woman is
entirely free from periodical suffering.
it is not the plan of nature that women
nho11ld suffer so severely.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

boxes, SO they. can be carried in a
man vest pocket, or in a woman S
purse, all the time, without bulk or
trouble.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

They simply stimulate the Bowel
Muscles to do their work naturally,
comfortably, and nutritiously.
And, the Exercise these Bowel
Muscles are thus forced to take,
makes them stronger for the future,
just as Exercise makes your arm
stronger.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-10-09

or Poison, just according to how
long it stays in transit.
Cascarets are the only safe medi-
cine for the bowels.
They do not waste any precious
fluid of the Bowels, as Physics" do.
They do not.relax the Intestines
by greasing them inside like Castor
Oil or Glycerine.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26

/ 20 give more to the church, does il
cause any man to give more for mis-
sions? do you want saloons to help you
to be better MANI to help you to raise
your boys to be sober, industrious, mp
right, moral meny Do tine saloons help
your physician to treat your family
when sick and suffering, with more
success, knowledge and good attention.
Does the open saloon decrease crime
and lawlessness in your State, county,
or community;
, My brother man, oh, my brother, be-
fore your God and in the interest OF
yourself and family, answer these ques-
tons and cast your vote as your con-
science, illuminated by Divine help,
may direct.
| The Commonwealth Attorney for
this Judicial District, composed of
four of the best counties in West
ern Kentucky, says that ninety
per cent. of all the prosecutions that
come under his official care are the re-
suit, directly or indirectly, of the sale
and use of intoxicating liquors. Let us
cast our votes against this curse to man.
What then will we give as an excuse
for voting to continue saloons in the
town of hartford2 Some say we will
have the saloon tax to improve our
streets and thereby save paying too
much taxes. My friend, taxes are as
high now as they can be under the
law, besides, if that il to be a factor
in the coming election and this question
is to be settled by those who pay the tax
es, then we will say without fear of,suc-
cessful contradiction, that two-thirds of
the taxes are paid by those who will
vote against the saloon. Another
says Oh, well, we will have blind tigers
if we vote out saloons. Nov, brother,
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26
CERALVO.

10
April 24.-Mr. Charlie Bullock ia dan
gerously i'll at his home near here.
Little Miss Coda EVERY has beer
very sick of scarlet fever.
Miss May and Mrs. James Wood, Of
Yost, KY, visited relatives near here
last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Eddie Ashby, Of Render
visited Mrs. Ashby's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Smith, Sunday.
Misses Pearl and Jessie Nourse. OF
Central City, spent few days neal
here last week, visiting friends and rel
atives.
Rev. VIM. Miller filled his regular ap.
pointment here Saturday night and
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Irving, of Calhoon,
visited relatives near here last Sunday.
Captain and Mrs P. Jones and son,
Owen, returned from Evansville last
week.
Mrs John Durham spent a few days
last week near Kirtley's Landing with
her father, Mr.. John Kirtley, who has
been very sick.
Mr.. - Dexter, of Goshen, attend
ed church at this place Sunday in the
afternoon.
Miss Matte Wood spent few days
visiting friends and relatives in Central
City recently.
Mr.. Jesse Boone and sister, Miss Bir-
die. visited relatives at Render few
days last week.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26
Trustees Sale.

As trustee of the estate of Geo. NJ.
Maddox, in bankruptcy, will on We'd
nesday, the Sd day of May, 1905, at
Rockport, KY, sell at public cutlery, to
the highest and best bidder, for cash,
the following property, to-wit:
A stock Of Groceries and Hardware,
amounting TO about 800, Furniture
and Fixtures in store, one roll.top desk,
one ice box. two meat blocks, one re-
frigerator, two meat saws, one hitch
weight, one set of computing scales,
one knife steel. iron pins, one cleaver,
two meat knives, one msllet, the life
estate of Geo. NJ. Maddox in one house
and lot in Rockport, KY, conveyed to
the deceased wife of said Maddox.
Sale will begin at 10 o'clock, a. m.
Parties knowing themselves indebted to
the estate will please meet me on the
above date and settle same.
G. b. LIKENS, Trustee.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26
OLATON,

Especial to tHR HtaAtp1
April 24.-Corn planting is progress
ing nicely. Some farmers are done
planting while others are not done
breaking. The recent rain was great
help to the wheat, oats and meadows.
The prospects for good crop Of
wheat and oats was never better.
Miss Emma Morris, whom we have
! mentioned before. as being down with
consumption, died last Thursday. She
was buried at the Anton graveyard on
Friday.
Miss Fanny Daniel, another whom we
have mentioned as being low with con.
sumption. is still living, but there is
no hope Of her recovery.
Mr.. Thomas Raley and wife are very
i'll.
Miss Sudie Felix and her sister, Mrs.
A. j. Wilson, of Rochester, went to
Greensboro to-day.
Miss Annie Dunn and little Ola Rem
frow, of Narrows, and Miss Dollie
White, Sulphur Springs, visited J. B.
Canaan and family from Saturday until
Monday.
Mr.. G. N. Mcdaniel went to Owens
boro yesterday.
The young folks had an Easter dinner
at Rough river bridge Sunday.
Uncle VIM. Lyons caught a fine cat
fish Saturday.
Mr.. John Miller and wife, Of Horse
Branch, visited the family Of VIM.
Lyons, Of Olaton, Sunday.
We are glad to hear that Mr.. C. b.
B. Felix, Of this place, who Ia under
the treatment Of DR.. E. w. Ford. of
Hartford, is getting along nicely. de
will be able to return home in a few
days.
Uncle John Baker, an old soldier Of
the Civil War, is very low with hem
orrhsge, with but little hopes of re-
covery.
VIM. Bond and family and Miss Ada
Mcdaniel, of Horse Branch, visited the
family of VIM. Mcdaniel, Olaton, Sun
day.
The Sunday school seems to be fail.
ure here this spring. A good Sunday
school is great help to the community.
especially to the children, as it teaches
the ways of truth and keeps them out of
bad company.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26
PROCESSION OF PIANOS
COMPOSE GIGANTIC PARADE.
Fifty Wagons Each LadenWth Two Instruments.
Accompanied by Orchestras and with Flying Banners.
File Through Streets to Smith & NXOn's Store.

Fifty wagons, bearing one hundred
Kurtzmann pianos, and two orchestras
fling slowly through the principal
streets of Louisville, was sight which
attracted the attention of thousand:
Thursday. The pianos were being haul
ed from the Big Four freight depot to
the sale and ware rooms of Smith Il
Nixon at 622 Fourth Avenue, to which
firm they were consigned. The ship
ment included every flushed instrument
at the big Kurtzmann factory in Buffa.
10, n. Y, and was the biggest single
shipment probably ever made In the
history of the piano industry.
The instruments were all Of the finest,
made by a firm whose trade mark
stands for excellence. They were in
mahogany, oak and walnut. Some of
them are duplicates of the splendid in.
struments sold to the new Seelbach
Hotel. They will ultimately be distrib-
uted throughought Kentucky Indiana,
Tennessee and the South.
VALUE OVER $4,000.
All Of these instruments, representing
a value of between $50, 900 and S4O,0 600,
We're shipped on single train of eight
cars, by the Merchants Dispatch Trans
portation Company, in charge of w. H.
Gates, the Louisville agent. Thirty.
five hours was required for the train
TO come from Buffalo to Louisville.
which is almost passenger time. Two
days were required to pack and load the
instruments at Buffalo.
Crutcher Brothers Transfer Company
had the contract for hauling the pianos
from the depot to the Smith &c Nixon
establishment, but were unable TO Sc.
cure enough wagons. Fifty wagons
were brought into service, and still
eleven Of the instruments had to be left
on the depot platform. An entire day
was consumed in unloading the pianos
and putting them on the wagons.
At . o'clock Thursday, the procession
began to move, II was five blocks long.
With it's two bands it attracted a vast
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26
Miserable Conditions

OF body and mind, always result from
a torpid liver, which leads to bile
poisons being absorbed into the blood,
and poisoning all the IN, nerves and
the symptoms of which are headache,
bitter taste, nausea, lack of appetite,
yellow complexion, constipation, etc. +,
can be quickly cured by taking Dr.
Caldwell's 0axative) Syrup Pepsin. 1t
relieves the strain on your liver, relaxes
the frightened bowels, purifies the blood,
strengthens the stomach, and makes it
as clean as a whistle. The result is
perfect health, and freedom from pain
and discomfort. Try it. Sold by Y.
Wayne Griffin & Bro, Hartford; J. B.
Canaan, Olaton, at SOC and $l.O0. Money
back If il fails. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26
Economy Store.
LONG & CO., Hartford, Ky.
SDD9DDDDDDDDDDDDD

seriously, don't You know that under the
law, as it now exists. blind tigers can
not run in Hartford one day.
Now, brother man, let us be honest
with each other, you and l. Who pa
tronize and protect these blind tigers ?
A large number of those who vote
for the open saloon will patron.
ize the blind tiger; nine out of ten Of
those who vote against the saloon will
not patronize the blind tiger, but will
do all they can to rid the town of this
curse in any form they find it.
How and for what purpose do Amer
leans spend their money! Brother,
think of this. The following taken
from one Of the most widely circulated
and most intelligent church papers
published in Kentucky and copyrighted
by the Young Peoples Missionary
movement, is astounding and indisput-
able:
Foreign missions, $500, 900; Chew
ing gum, $1,000, 900; Millinery $780,
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26

deal of attention as il moved from
Preston on Main, West to Ninth sire ct,
South on Ninth to Market, back on
Market 10 Fifth and ont to jefferson
and East on jefferson TO Clay street
then West again on Market 10 Fourth
and South on Fourth to Smith * Nix
on's store, where it lined both sides Of
the street 10 Green street
The spectacle Of one hundred pianos
on fifty wagons, each wagon bearing a
kurtzmann banner, was one that at
tracted marked attention. Many
thought that the entire parade was a
bluff, and that the piano boxes were
empty Numerous bets We're wagered
on this point and frequently 10 settle
the bet the disputants would climb upon
the wagons and attempt to shake the
boxes. Bat the goods We're there in
every instance and several dollars
changed hands on the wager.
People wondered what we would do
with all of those pianos, said Mr..
Smith, of the Smith X Nixon Company
Probably many think we are buying
long and laying in supply TO last a
year or several years.
PIANOS \ NECESSITY.
The truth is, few people really
know what a large trade there is in
pianos. 1t will be only month or Two
before all Of these instruments will be
sold
1t is astonishing how the business
is growing. The public schools are
teaching music, every child has the
opportunity to learn TO play piano,
and it is only course of time until
a piano will be considered a necessary
part Of the furnishing of the home
II will soon cease to be classed among
life's Injuries
Louisville, too, is becoming quite
musical center. The sale for pianos in
the city has grown marvelously within
the last few years Many of these in.
struments will be- sold right here
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1905-04-26

else but make money aud have sarrit
feed everything to that end. They
have Ia many cases sold their honor,
aud hence they are poor while the
world calls them rich" How true are
these words and how common their
application! We find even men OF
small means who are sacrificing their
lives, in a measure, in this way-a
daily grind. with nothing only money
in sight. Any means beyond good
living, honestly made, is approaching
dangerously near that chasm which
Mr.. jefferson describes as financial
suicide"