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The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

If the world were as bad as some
men make 1t out to be human society
would not last twenty-four hours.
There would be nothing left to hold it
together. The very fact that society
does hang together Is conclusive PROOF
that the world is not utterly dishon-
est and unprincipled. When we hear
a man proclaiming that every man
has his price" and that honesty Is
nothing save fear Of the peniten-
tiary" we may very well accept those
sentiments as expressions of that
mans own morality, but we need not
assume that they are true OF other
men. The utterances Of an avowed
pessimist or a confessed rascal have
no bearing whatever upon the hope
and the honesty Of mankind. The
truth Is that honesty Is far more COM
mon and dishonesty far more rare
than we realize unless we stop to con-
slider the matter somewhat closely.
There is so much loose cynicism which
passes for sapience that it gains a
larger audience than 1t deserves The
loafer Of the corner grocery declares
that all public officers are grafters, and
though his auditors know that the as
unchallenged, thus giving passive as
sent to a falsehood. The envious cynic
who has made q failure Of life asserts
that all rich men are scoundrels. The
sour and disappointed misanthrope de-
clares that there is no manly honesty
and no feminine virtue. Cheap pes
simism--cheap because anybody can
sneer-proclaims that everything is
wrong and everybody q rascal. Be
cause nobody takes the trouble to deny
it the impression Is produced that
these abject and 6iscreditable doc
trines are generally accepted, whereas
the whole history Of the world proves
them to be rejected by the great ma
jority Of mankind. Society could not
exist unless most of it's members were
honest and upright. Confidence, faith
III human nature, are the foundation
stones Of all business transactions
Leaving aside all the commercial dc
vices Of promtssory notes, mortgages
bonds and deeds, the ultimate factor
will be found to be faith in the hon
esty of one or more men-confidence
in their willingness and their 1nten
ton to do what they promise to do
Commerce could not continue for q
single day If its only safeguard against
dishonesty were the menace of the
law. AS for the other development Of
pessimism, which deals in wholesale
slander against womanly truth ant
loyalty, it Is not worth while to dig
Nifty 1t by so much as denunciation
1t refutes itself and constitutes its
own denunciation. The man who libell
womankind is beyond the pale of de
cent society. The whole tribe Of pes
simists, indeed, might we'll be segre
gated from the rest of humanity. The1l
bilious and acrid announcements car
ry no conviction, but they do leave 1
bad taste in the mouth. In that view
of the matter the professional pessim
ist is public nuisance who ought t.
be suppressed.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Limitations lead to liberty.
Conceit conceals the Savior.
Truth cannot be tryannical,
selfshness destroys serenity.
Grace cannot grow by greed.
Bigotry blasts many blessings,
Love calls no service degrading.
The world is no better for calling Il.
Father force. il
1t takes more than curiosity to mako
a good neighbor. s-
Pardon alone purchases freedom
from punishment.
You cannot develop affection with.
out heart athletics.
The world needs your witness an
we'll as your work.
Your prospects depend on somethins
beside your precepts.
The people who shine as the starr
think only of the Sun. ..rn,...s- +a
You will always find the best berrIea
in the biggest brambles.
He cannot be truly brave who Is not
trying to be bravely true. e..
Duty never brings danger without
also bringing the Deliverer. :
The best way to learn to work with
q man is to pray with him.
Our greatest gratitude comes from
our deepest disappointments.
The glory of the choir may get In
the way Of the grace of Christ.
1t is little use coming to your senses
unless they send you to your Savior.
The worst habits, in our opinion, arc
those for which we have no appetite.
Dignity Is a good thing in the mu.
scum, but out of place In the market
A mans piety is not established By
the police duty he does in the church.
Some preachers think that God has
preference for pollysyllabic prayers.
The most dangerous part of the dsY.
lis program is where he tells the
truth.
The book of life will be good read.
ing if His Word is on the pages Of
memory.
The more of the Heavenly Man
there is in us the higher will be our
manhood.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

takes place the string is properly
tuned. This operation is repeated
with each of the strings Of the instru-
ment, and then the tuning device is
removed. 1t will be seen that when
the operator brings a string to the
proper pitch the corresponding reed
vibrates with 1t, and consequently the
operator can see at a glance that the
string is properly tuned without de-
pending on hearing the sound itself.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

An old farmer remarks that home
grown, hand-spanked bare-footed and
hard-fisted country boy makes a much
better fighter in the battles of life
than does the pampered, high-collared,
creased-trousered youth Of our towns
and cities whose clothes have always
been busted with a whisk broom in
stead of a shingle.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

his figures disquetlng, his conclusions
aging
The Canal shorens the distance between England
and Bombay by 624O miles, than onehaf; the dis
between St. Petersburg and Bombay by 44O miles,
between York and Bombay by $500 miles. Naturally
England the canal than any other nation
thirds of the 3O0 ships passing through the canal
ing the British flag
BY way Of Panama the distance between New York
and San Francisco and between New and all Asiatc
ports will be shortened 5000 miles. New Orleans and
every town the Mississippi River below St. Louis will
9942 miles by using the canal The conclusion is that
the will be given largely to American business the
United States standing to the Panama Canal England
stands to the Suez Canal.
Suez Canal operated for thirty years before
business aggregated 100000 tons Mr.. Penfeld
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Hall Caine is coming to this country
to study our millionaires, it being his
intention to write a novel in which
they will be treated as heroes. This
is, Of course, direct result Of Marie
Corelli's recent harsh remarks about
American captains of industry.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Life, according to John Oliver
Hobbies, is becoming hard and serious,
and we need humor as a relief. Yes,
and something in the way of comfort
to enable us to enjoy humor
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

The minister who. off1ciated at the
wedding of Marshall Field received
fee of $4,000, but didn't do a bit bet
ter job than many a justice Of the
peace who receives only 81.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

There may be 10000 hairs on the
head Of the average adult, as a scien-
tific authority asserts, but, like the per
capita circulation OF money, there are
many persons who haven't their share.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Rev. DR.. MacLean, of Chicago, says
preachers should be meat dressers."
But, let us hasten to add, one may be
meat dresser" without wearing a
red vest.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Some Englishmen think there are too
many Americans in London. There is,
however, no complaint Of superabun-
dance of American money there.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Kate Upson Clark is trying to ex-
plain "why women are not good talk
ers." 1t would be an easy proposition
If Kate would drop the mot"
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Small waists, according to the fash
ion authorities, are to be ''the rage"
Plump sister, lace up with the fashion
authorities. - .r 49,. ~ .-.-='
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
Oat as Food.

In northern Italy the cat Is d ia'O W..
ite article of food, even though p.~ S
ple are forbidden by law rrom Dsts
taking of the animal. Indeed S.S s
are fsttened and grown for the mar n.
ket with great care, and the l'A ash,tS
believe that they far surpaSS '"tboa I"
in every good quality. The met ms n
Of cooking the animal is to rosS asorG
in an oven until brown, win 0r line
garlic, parsley, bay leaf, red xtDS s5oS
and some fragrant herbs otne'
those mentioned. .5t-::
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

difficult to make
improvements in
this line. A device
very much In need
Is a satisfactory
tuning fork for
string instruments.
1t Is almost impos-
sible for an anna
teur to tune up a
violin or guitar,
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

The Presidents instructions to the
Panama canal experts may be con-
densed to the single word "dig."
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

ters :. create out of the soil,
out Of wood, mineral and water the
products the world wants" Into the
complex discussion of tariffs and COM
merciaI agreements between nations,
q business man and economist sends
this straight, plain piece Of advice:
fGf our exporters wish to increase
their trade abroad, let them go and
hustle for it." Discussion, controversy,
the warfare Of thought is mans right;
work is mans duty. At worst, politt-
cal and economic enemies come
against us three ways; industry makes
them retreat seven ways.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
VIOLIN TUNER.

Also for Use ON Guitars, Mando'in ins
and Other String Instruments.
Very few Inventions relating to mu
steal instruments are patented, invent
ors in all probability finding it very
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Perhaps the reason there ara m
sooo cats Is that when a woman gath
ers up the kittens, and decides which
70 save she always selects the pret.
test. NAeS'
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
JplR ppTG. q puB. CO., La.

An enjoyable calling for young
man is the visit of a rich uncle.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

The s'girliess telephone" may be fol-
lowed by more manless jobs in other
departments of industry.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

II you do q disastrous thing care
lessly, it Is the same thing az II you
did 1t on purpose.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

1t is impossible to dig a great
canal without throwing up a lot Of
scandal.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
Heavy Tnxes In Porto Faioo.

Porto Rico is the most highly taxed
country on earth, although 1t pays for
neither army nor navy and has no ma
uonal debt.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

One of the proofs that there Is no
beef crust" is that the butcher makes
his customers pay cash. :. !.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Jealousy feels like kicking itself
after it is too late to repair the mis-
chief.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

6; !; !; );
kSNNyIlAng capacity Of to make her way IN
A@ the world spite of the distressful strokes OF
adverse fortune, her independence her business
ability are admirable; the elegance Of life, the interest,"
In art society," sports games for hanks Du
IL they permit the of that other greater interest,"
the training Of human beings to sound family h1e ue
gains are overborne by the losses There Is something
wrong perspective If get to the point OF paying
tremendous attention to the choice Of the tailor dress
maker and caterer while permit children to De
trained and nurured by first vulgar and ignorant crea
ture who comes to hand culvating obique
and distorted vision when fail to- that one OF the
greatest of deliberate in life should be the rearing
of strong and conscientious human beings and the building
of that sane and inspiring homestead which Is alone
proper nursery for sound beautiful characte-Pha
delphia Ledger.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

n a n can be
sweet without s.
ing fresh.
The joy Of Ger.
vice is the secret
of Joy.
The one eoar,.
try waits Tor ths
one King.
M a n Y Nv i !
glory in their Il.
ties have no tisls
a. r.I>.ss~
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
TRUMPET CALLS.

Ram's Horn Sounds . warnlnn NJ.
TO the Unredeemed. =
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

II IL not enough to admit that you
are 9 fool; you must try to get over It
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

common criminals Of the place, enjoys his meals
special table in company with the other
bankers row. and what work he is required to do Is
light and agreeable tasks And yet learned counsel are
sobery arguing that the penalty of FIVE years Imprisonment
at hard labor for bank embezzement Is
punishment for soft-handed bank men.-Boston Herald
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
Punishinu the Rich Criminal.

HE way Of the high-bred transgressor contin-
ues easy in the Fort Leavenworth penitentiary.
A visitor reports that Bigelow, the Milwaukee
bank embezzler, Is having a more comfortable
time than the majority Of men who are at lib
erty and working for a living. He wears no
prison garb, does not consort with the vulgar
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
Will the Panama Canal Pay?

ILL the Panama Canal, when completed, earn
as much as the Suez Canal Is earning2 VIII
the waterway across the American isthmus
command as much business as does the canal
across the Asiatic isthmus? Mr.. Frederick
Courtland Penfeld discusses these two ques-
tions in the North American Review. While
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

tenement of many petals The individual
is gone The beehive remains. Well, to accustom
oneself to this congomerate and noisy exsence to
sent meekly duly be cabined crbbed, confined to
banging Of panos the sound Of many solos,
the neabe toot of the who plays the flute the rri
tating murmur many voices; at the catter Of
dumb-waers the yells of grocery boys and mkman,
night the loud laughter of the hired girl pueae rsus alb
angulo to smell hundred cookngs; to battle with the
agent the plumbers; to bear the belboys insolence-
she who does Mere Man loves indeed-New York
Sun
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
Love in a Flat.

NAS any thinker before US found the majestic
Thought that love Is more powerful and more
Rselfsacrlfcing now than ever? Under the
\ greenwood tree, notably in cottages, love was
lNeasy. "a girl marries for home," and she
Fused to get it; but now home Ia home no longer.
Peonle live in hotels. apartment houses, hats,
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

HE rural town is fast becoming a city in its
general appointments, accommodations, man.
ners and style, and it Is the means Of dissem-
mating the latest ideas and conveniences among
surrounding farms. Through investments
and improvements the country is getting near
er to the citv nearer to the myriad adyantag ges
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25

Of comfort which human ingenuity is devising. The
present is Of luxury. Every urban home has
nvesure Of palace in former PERIOD In fact it
OFFERS with the exception Of size and yard area
and better facilities for easy living Every country
home is comparatively well furnished. Almost all the
comfort which is found in the city home be installed
enjoyed in the most isolated farm houses lying in
out the-way locality-St Louis Republic.
The Caldwell tribune., 1905-11-25
Era of fast Railroad TraveI.

- HAT the efforts made to reduce the running
\ %B& A time between New York and Chicago will
I cause a general agitation of the question Of
n railway speed certain. Ten years ago
R1SVan eigheen-hour schedule between these cities
t@&SS Hwould been considered hopeessly imprac
S1Azan~ ticable, The Pennsylvania train which left
Chicago Sunday afternoon made the trip with ap-
parent ease in II 81 minutes The westbound
sister train leaving New York the day made it in
II hours and 5S minutes. In the Of the 905me
speed records broken At point three
covered in IS seconds at the rate of mile
In % 1-3 seconds, or more than 125 miles hour.
With these flyers in successful operation the Penn
sylvania Shore railroads in passenger
travel may be considered be opened If the sched
found practicable the effect Of the innovation will
be raise the standard Of speed requirements every
where By comparison the twenty fourhour trains
thought very fast will SLOW While other railways
covering equally long distances in other parts Of the
try will have the incentive to high speed which the
wepatronzed Eastern lines have they, oo will feel the
influence of the new schedule.-Chicago Daily News
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THINK IT OVER.
Something You Can See in Any Restaur
ant or Cafe.

A physician puts the query: Have you
never noticed IN any large restaurant at
lunch on dinner time the large number
Of hearty, vigorous old men at the ia
bles men whose ages run from 60 TO 50
years; many OF them bald and all per-
haps gray, but none OF them feeble or
senile?
Perhaps the spectacle is so common as
TO have escaped your observation or
comment, but nevertheless It is an OBJ
iect lesson which means something
II you Will notice what these hearty
old fellows are eating you viii observe
that they are not munChng bran crack
ers nor gingcrly picking their way
through a menu card Of new tangled
health foods; on the contrary they seem
TO prefer a juicy roast Of beef prop
erly turned loin Of mutton and even the
deadly brolled lobster IL not altogether
ignored,
The point Of all this is that vigorous
old age depends upon good digestion ana
plenty OF wholesome food, ana not upon
dieting and. an endeavor 10 live upon
bran crackers,
who seem 20 believe that meat coffee,
and many other good things are rank
polsons, but these caduverous, slckly-
looking lndivlSuals are q walking con-
demnatlon Of Their own theories,
The matter In nutshell Is that II the
stomach secretes the natural digestive
juices In sufficient quantities any whole
some food Will be promptly dgested II
the stomach does not do 40, ana certain
foods cause distress, one or two OF Stu
arts Dyspepsia Tablets after each meal
will remove all difficulty. because they
supply lust what every weak stomach
lacks, pepsln hydrO-ohlorlc acid, dias-
tase and nuX.
stuort's Dyspepsia Tablets do not act
upon the bowels, and IN fact are not
strictly a medicine as they act almost
entirely upon the food eaten, dlgesting
II thoroughly, and thus gives much
needed rest and giving an appetite for
the next meal,
OF people who travel nine out Of ten
use Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets. knowing
them to be perfectly safe 10 use nj any
time and also having found out by eX.
perlence that they are safeguard
against indigestion In any form and eat-
ing, aa they have TO- az all hours and
All kinds Of food. the travelling public
for years have pinned their faith 70 STU
arts Tablets.
All druggists sell them at 20 cents for
full-sized packages, and any druggist
from Maine to California II his opinion
were asked, will Fay that Stuart's Dys-
pepsia Tablets " the most popular and
successful remedy for any stomach trou-
bic.
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You may not have dandruf--you
may even have a luxurlant head Of
hair, and yet there may be trouble at
the roots or In your scalp. Try a SIM
pie test Pun out a hair, II the bulb
Is plump and rosy, your hair Is healthy,
but II the bulb Is white and shrunken
your hair Is dressed, and you need
hair tonic, We have In Rexal "93'
Hair Tonic a remedy that IL n nutritlye
tonic and germcide, II goes directly
to the roots destroying all germ life,
removes all trace Of dandruh, stops
falling hair, and finally tones up the
hair follicles. Giving new life, vigor
and gloss to the hair. II Is sold only at
our store at ffty cents per bottle.
Smith Drug Co., Druehl q Franken.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-15
MS WIFE WOKE HIM up.
connecticut Man Nearly Checked
TO Death at Night.

hso comment Is needed ON the follow.
Az, Wl'eh 10 tells OF fearful experienrrs
NV TS' nave fortunately been overcome
Dear Sla.-. ' ''''N"'''e'
voto Fn ID the night my wife had to
ehokl,, t up because was almost
oro NY 20 ueath with catarrh. | had
l7o,, 'ne worst cases that was eyer
MAJ ct ana sNIlml physicians said il
mol s'lll"tely o. friend told me of Ivo-
I'M, anu used this trea tment min.
Ips,, ",5,u today am free from catnrrh
Ana .ii,,goInel perhaps five times N dav
corri,"u soon see a great change
ns '''' eVlht and an extra bottle cnred
IN pr. u'Ntys carry "a Hyomel Inhaler
colds pYINtI so as to prevent any
ale ,o,, aNbht catarrhal attacks that
'''oll al this season of the wear
n,.. Yours Fraternally.
u i"vnl'' Finchan Putnam C,opp
10 ena ne easiest thing In the world
yo, " nv, ,aWrrh or catarrhal colds if
glv,n "'y hyomei Breathe lts beaitb.
and yonr '.le AR for n few minutes.
BE- cunsj catarrhal trouble viii soon
lar Snl 0npIete outfit costs but one dol
b. cgy,I. consists Of an inhaler that can
me5t,,,,l 10 the purse or vest pocl,ei
HyorS, " dropper and a hottie of
While =, ING Inhaler lasts a lifetime
obtal,oS1 bottles, II needed can he
there Tor 90 cents. In Salt lake
who bIe scores Of Wen known neonIe
Hyo,,'i oeen cured Of catarrh lad,
schramm v., iI does not help you, +. q.
hccorianco VII MI, return your money IN
With eye.v WIN WIZ" the guarantee he gives
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-15

permanently cure catarrh in its worst
stages and forms.
People who have been afflicted with
catarrh for twenty years. have found Pc
runa TO boaprompt and eficientrcmedy.
Good Shepherd, OF Montreal, writes;
"IiaVing used Peruna for the past
few months for our sick and poor, VIC
are hSppy 10 say that IL has given us
great satisfaction. +"
In a later letter, dated November z,
1908, the same institution writesi
ave found PeruHa a relief IN several
cases. We can say II Is q good ionic
and we are very thankful "
The following letter is from Hospital
st, Jean, Tongue PolntcI
ave have been using your Peruna
during the past month and we take
pleasure In stating that The results
obtained hns far are most safis'
factory"
A later letter from this institution is
as follows;
ave have used your remedy In a
number of diferentcases and the result
obtained Is very good.
posted In the Market Exchange Ba
that we hold in our pos
'ur testimonials are genuine and In
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-15

WONDERFULLY
C1sTERs OF PROVIDENCE, Mother
- House, Montreal, Can, write;

C1sTERs OF PROVIDENCE, Mother
- House, Montreal, Can, write;
ave are happy 10 say that number
OF our sisters of our community have
taken Perun8 and have derived great
benefit from rs use. 4"
The winters Of Canada are long and
severe, Catarrh Of the head and throat
prevails for at least seven months Of
the year.
As soon as Peruna was introduced into
Canada, its use spread like wild-hre, for
1t exactly met the climatic diseases
which abounded.
Catarrh, when it once fastens itself
upon the system, Is not TO be dislodged
by the use Of local remedies.
A systemic remedy is needed TO eradi.
cate the disease. Peruna exactly meets
this necessity.
In the whole history Of medicine, no
remedy was ever devised that has been
so universally recognized as specific
for catarrh.
itnot only breaks up promptly coughs
and colds, but 1t can be relied upon to
A reward of $40, 600 has been dt
that the above testimonials are
these Institutions. Every one of
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-15
MORRIS S0MMERINSURANCE
Two Companies Decline to Pay Same
Regarding Tangle in Estate Accounts.

At the time Of the death OF the late
Judge Morris Sommer he was carrying
life and accident insurance policies to
the amount OF $4,000. Only $4,000 OF
this amount has been paid, the Wood
men OF the World paying the sum OF
their policy in full a contest is being
made by the Bankers Life Of Iowa In
the matter OF the payment Of $4,000
policy issued by them. The objection is
made on the ground that-in his appli.
cation for insurance Judge Morris
Sopmer did not state that there was
an imperection In his feet. The Aetna
contests $4,000 accident policy alleg-
ing as the reason for non payment that
Mr. Sommer died from heart failure
and not from an accident.
In the matter OF the shortage Of