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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30
In a mad way.

Does he owe you anythingS"
EYES,"
Ever expect to get it7"
Yes. He said he'd pay me as soon
as his ship came IL"
But, goodness gracious. man, don't
you know he hasn't enough money to
pay The duty or the dock rent even If
he had a ship that was likely to come
inI'- Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

Good wool as well as good mutton
depends largely upon the quality Of the
food. Succulent food makes the best
wool, the cleanest. brightest, softest
and strongest AS a rule. the wool Of
young sheep Is stronger and has more
elasticity than that OF aged ones. which.
for want OF youth. has less strength
and fbrous body. American Sheep
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30
A Turnins NEovement.

What is your age. MADAME asks
the Judge
my ager says the woman in the
witness box, Judge, I've just turned
twenty-four."
"Just turned twenty-four, have your
says his honor. '1'm glad to see that
you are truthful about your age. Twen-
ty-four turned is forty-two. Proceed,
Mr.. Prosecutor Judge.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30
ranging for Children's Day.

Rev. Mr.. Newson expects to be abb
sent from his pulpit next Sunday,
visiting former parish in New York
State.
Memorial services will be held in the
Presbyterian Church next Sunday,
morning, at half past ten O'Clock. All
soldiers are cordially invited to be pres
emit.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

Mr.. Bashful (after years Of steady
calling) tiff should pro-propose
toto any one, what would you think
Miss Longwait- I'D think the world
was coming to an end.--New York
Weekly.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30
The Man Knows.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-A woman never
knows what man is doing when he's
out Of her sight, but> a man generally
knows what a woman Is doing.
Mr.. CrimsonbeakTh That's right A
man is always pretty sure that wom-
an Is talking. Yonkers Statesman.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

Selecting a Green Manure Crop.
Wherever clover will succeed 1t is by
far the best green follow plant, writes
a Massachusetts farmer In American
Agricultufist. a crop of hay may be
taken Off and yet leave the land more
fertile than at first. The stubble and
roots contain aflarge amount Of nitro
gen. and some mineral matter is
brought to the surface by the roots. All
green plants, such as clover, rye or
other seeds, may be sown and the
plants plowed under when coming into
head the following spring. The cost Of
the seed, the climate, the land and the
fertility should all be considered in Sc
Letting green manure crop to be
plowed under.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30
Helpinr nan. ON.

Really" said Mr.. Timmid, rive
never dreamed Of kissing girl against
her will. / never"
How fortunatel'' exclaimed Miss
Patience. Dreams 60 by contraries.
YOU know" Philadelphia Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

"A man in public life should learn
to say no.
Yes" answered the beef magnate.
"And when there Is an investigation on
he should learn to say i don't know"
Washington Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

The older the pig Is the more 1t costs
to sustain It without growth. Instead
Of the rate Of growth Increasing with
the weight OF the animal It diminishen,
and every additional pound OF growth
costs more until the point Of pfoGt b
reached and loss begins to 20 on at an
increasing ratio Farmers Advocate.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

Rodrick- what use will the Russian
soldiers be when the war is over7
Van Albert why, they Will be so
used to receiving lickings they would
make good baseball umpires. Chicago
News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

BE sure thar there "a plenty OF watex
Al the pasture. The pigs mitfer II snol
given plenty ef water On hot days.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30
. . .
WHIPPANY.

Rev. James +. Horn has accepted a
call to become the pastor Of the Pres
byterian Church of this place. Before
assuming the pastorate, however, he
win take a trip abroad, visiting Ger
many, France and England. He will
sail this week on Wednesday, and ex-
poets to be absent about seven weeks.
The cake sale held at the home Of
Mrs. William J. Wilson on Saturday
afternoon proved great success.
Something over $17.00 was added to
the treasury OF the G. E. Society.
Moses Munson, an old resident Of
this place, died on Friday. Funeral
was held on Monday at his late resi-
dence. Interment at Hanover. Rev.
]. f. Horn officiated at the services.
Miss Barker is spending some time
with her cousin, Miss Sara Agar.
Miss Charlotte Cook returned from
Ithaca, N. ", on Monday.
Miss Hortense Curleander is visiting
Mrs. FL. @. Reynolds.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30
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PARAMOUNT.

The great biennial church fair is to
be held in August.
All Of our Sunday schools are ar
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-05-30

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The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
WHEN A REINDEER's ANGRY.

We were forced to wait three days after it had stopped showing for a crust to form, so that we could travel again. It was with many lnisgivings that we began the last half of the jour- ney, since the snow was now very deep and the danger of our sinking. into drifts was great. To add to our. gen. eral feeling of fear, the reindeer be- haved very badly and were exceedingly unruly. The wind had moderated somewhat, but it was. still intensely cold. -s..t.
 We had travelled half the day with out any serious mishap and were be- ginning to forget our fears at starting out, when we sped merrily down a mountain side, singing and helloing at the top of our voices, and ran into a guich and stuck there. The song stopped in our throats, and we sprang to our feet to sink waist deep in the drifts that had entrapped us.
 Every movement of our bodies sank us deeper in the snowdrifts, and the infuriated reindeer finding themselves caught in the banked-up snow almost to their launches, turned upon us, and would have paved us to death but for the forethought of Osilik, who, seeing our danger, sprang forward and, hoist ing the overturned pulka in his strong arms, brought them down over our heads and shoulders and pinned us out of sight in the snow.
 We heard the hoots of Uncle Ben beating on the pulk's side, as he paved up the snow in his efforts to get at us,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
{ AN osTEoPATH DEFINED.

The following story comes from York Harbor, Maine:
 Say, yer know thet literary chap thet he'd the Furness. cottage up on the hill, two years ago last summer, Mark Twain, I b'lieve they called i'm. Gee. ye'd never think ter look af Jim thet he could write books.
 < Wal, he uster come over ter my house an set fer hours to a time while I spun yarns an told i'm abaout York folks an things. Seemed ter be reel sociahle like,--like ter smoke an talk, an joke with all old fool like me.
 Wal one day he comes ter me look in kind q worried like, an his hair was all ruff1ed up like he'd been aout in a stiff nor customer, an he sez: Capt Brooks. can you tell me if there is an osteopath at the Harbor2 Wal sez I, the mebbe, but | ain never ketched one on 'eltl an I 'vei been fish in here nigh onter forty years. He looked at me kind q queer, an then sed he guessed he'd go up ter the drug store an enquire.
 Wal, went home an told the old woman abaout it, an she sez: 'Yol big fool, Jed Brooks, 'tafn't no fish 'tis a bird. So then I went Inter the best room an took sdaoWn the cycIo pedium my boy Steve he'd when he was ter Harvard College, an I'll be
 iurned if it want no fish at all, nor re bird neither, but a new -fanged kind of doctor! !'H Harper's Weekly
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
RELIGIOUS. sERVICI !s.5

l . Ia The Church of the Redeemer. Orange
 street, corner Wall-- Watson Lyman
 Phillips, p. D, pastor; 4 homas G. shep-
 ard, organist and choirmaster.--Pr Preach-
 ing at 10:30 a. m. Sunday school at 1z
 m. Young Peoples Society of Christian Endeavor at 6:30 D. m. At Welcons Hall, Oak street-Sunday school at 3 p m. Gospel meeting at 7:30 p. m. #
 First Church of Christ (Scientist1 Chamber of Commerce Hall, 763 Chapel street Sunday, 11ta. m. NY Wednesday D. ns. Reading room open week days 2:30-5 p. m. Christian Science liteTa- ture for sale. 1T
 Calvary Baptist Church, corner Chap. eI and York streets--Rev. George H Ferris, pasfor.--Preaching morning anG evening at usual hours. Bible school 12 nn.: Y. F. s. c. E., 6:30 D. m; Mission school, 4:40. 4 s, FIT tf 2 First Baptist Church (corner Ed wards and Livingston streets )--Rev Frederick Lent pastor. Morning ser. vice at 10:30 a. m. Bible school anG mems class 12 m. Y. P. s. c. E. 6:so. p
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18

and if We had not held to the straps and had not kept the pulk over us, he would have tossed it into the air with one sweep of his horns, and would still have had his bout with us, in which case we should have been help less and completely at his mercy.
 For the first time we had occasion to see how fierce an angry reindeer can be. When he was convinced that he could not reach us, Uncle Ben turned upon Oosiiik, and we heard the Eski- mo shouting and clubbing the deer as he ran in and out of the pulks in a swift circuit, pursued by the believing reindeer.
 We spent an exciting half-hour un- der the pulks, with the hoofs of the deer rattling like hail on the frozen boards, and then the unusual commo, tion ceased all at once, for the reindeer had found a lichen bed. In. a jiffy they were paving up the snow in their hurry to get at the succulent moss, and we were forgotten.
 Amalik and Oosilik lifted the pulks from our heads and dug us up out ot the snow and set us on our feet. By the time the reindeer had eaten them selves into a passable humor Amalik and oosilik led them back to the pulks
 We had four hours of trayeling be fore we came in sightsof the corral that had sent us the reindeer from Eaton station. As soon as the deer scented the well-knoWn corral, they quickened their strides, So that we reached the station before it was quite dark, and craWled from the sleds with. d deer feeling of relief, glad beyond measure to be at home after the perilss of oul protracted journey. .St. Nicholas.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
l.; evening service at 7.a0.

m; evening service at 7:S0. If
 Center Chureh.-Dr Newman smvtb
 pastor-Morning service at lO:S0, srhs i allernoon devotional service at o'clock ?. m. ff
 Howard Avenue Methodist Episcona, Gnurch, corner of Fourth street-Rev'
 pr. Il. p. Weston, pastor.-Public wors snip and sermon at 10.45 and 7.30 S,,r,. day school at 12. General prayer meet 1 IIng Tuesday evening. 7:45. Epworth League meeting Friday evening. 7:z5.
 Dwight Place Congregational church iI,.Rey. Wm. ". Leete. D. D, pastor 1 Al 10:3O, preaching by the pastor: af 5in;so, z. address by the pastor and others n connection with the Anniversary Of Calvary Industrial home; F. Bible
 sehool; ?. m, boys and girls band: 6:30 p. nh., Y. F. s. c. E. meeting
 First M. E. Church (corner Elm and College streetsl-Rev. Henry Baker. T lss D;, pa 2. .sator-Preaching by pastor at l0.S0 1 ana ana l:SO; sunday schools at 12 and 2;sf. League at 6:30 Classes Friday night and Sunday morning. Prayer service
 Tuesday night.
 Trinity M. F. Church Dwight Plaoe
 and George street l--W H. Kidd, pastor --Mornlng worship at 10:30 with ser mon on Eternal Self-Identity.' Kin l dergarten at the same time. Sunday, school at noon. Epworth league meet Ing at {: 30. Evening worship at 7y0. ! t''Si hfoii oii 4s4 ISuISe NdSllHGfoT
 Grace M. F. Church (corner of Flow
 ard avenue and Portsea streets)- s)-1o 80.
 family service: sermon by Rev. A. IT 1 Smith; subject, "A Present Saviour,1 l In the evening at 7:S0, sermon by Rev l D. o. Tree. 4 Trinity ChurchS ptuagesima. a..
 m. holy communion; 10:80. morning
 prayer and sermon by the rector; :30s evening prayer and musical service. l with special programme. without ser i mon. The cantata "Penitence Pardon sand Peace, by Maunder, will be rem dered. Friday, St. Matthias Day, holy i communion at Il a. m.
 Davenport Church, Wooster squarc,
 Rev. Geo. Foster Prentiss, pastor.--
 Sermon by the pastor at i0:S0 a. ns: i theme, Worship" Sunday school at noon. Endeavor service at 6:30 D. 5fri. Boys League meets Thursday evens ] ing.
 United Church (North church on the
 green9.-aMorning !. worship at 1e:3Q preach the sermon.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
MANY SAY
Just Can't Do It.

Go away and don't bother me. Nav be coffee is causing all my ais but r just don't see how can give it up."
 That is the pitiful wall of a despair- Ing coffee slave and yet there is ain easy and sure way out of the slavery s$a II knew coffee was the cause of all my trouble'' confesses an Indianapolis woman, "but I just couldn't give if LID. .4I used to try, but every time went back tto coffee until finally my nervous svs ] tenn was in such condition that a single cup of coffee was sufficient to throw me into a state bordering on mysteries. I had generally two terrific sick head- aches every week and was simply a. wreck of nerves. ,,.*z., . Finally was induced to try Postum but at the first trial it was so thin and weak I knew something must be the matter, So I read the directions over again and found it is not made like coffee but must have fifteen minutes at least of steady boiling. So tried again and the result was a deep, rich-colored, perfectly delicious drink that weaned me from my coffee without any regrets.
 ssThe Postum took coffees place so completely that before we realized it we had forgotten coffee ever existed and all the time I was improving rapid- ly, from the very time I began the Pos- tum.~
 '.To put it briefly, the improvement continued until I am again a we'll wo- man
 "Although I drank the Postum and got so well, my husband couldn't be in- duced to drink it for he thought I was one of the people coffee hurt, and he wasn't. But about six weeks ago he had an attack of kidney trouble and first thing the doctor told him was to %uuit coffee. Then for the first time he tasted the Postum and he was surpris- ed and delighted. He has drank it ever since and his attack of kidney trouble is gone and this morning he made me feel proud by saying the Postum was the best coffee he every drank. Now all of our children drink it, too.
 II make our morning Postum on the after-supper fire the night before and a light boiling in the morning brings 1t to perfection and ill this way it takes no longer to make in the morning than coffee did. It doesn't taste stale like coffee does, the flavor is really inn proved. Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek. Mich.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
THE LEGISLATURE
 BEING KEPT BUSY
CONSIDERING LARGE NUMBER
 OF RAILROAD MATTERS.

Projects for steam Road and Trolley DeveIopment-Assignments Made for Number of Hearings-JudGeship Contests Exciting Interest-CaPital Improvements Being Given Much At tention.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18

Exposure to a sudden climatic changd produces cold in the head and .catarrh ,. is apt to follow. Provided with Edy's Cream Balm you are armed against Nasal Catarrh. Price 50 cents at drug gists or Ely Brothers, 56 Warren street. New York, will mail it. The Balm cures without pain, does not irritate or cause sneezing. It spreads itself over an irritated and angry surface, reliev- ing immediately the painful infiaxnrrla- ton. cleanses and cures. Cream Balm quickly cures the cold
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
REDUCED RATES TO WASHING
Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Account Tn.

Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Aceol1nt 1n-
 auguration of President Roosevelt. On account of the iilaug uratfon Of President Roosevelt on March 4 the Pennsylvania Railroad company will sell round trip tickets to Washington, March 2, 8 and 4 good for return pass age until March 8, inclusive, from New York, Philadelphia ottsville 2, " likes barre, Wilmington Oxford, Pa, Lam caster, Harrisburg and i1lterne ediate stations; from all stations on the Dela- ware division, and from all stations in the State of New Jersey, at rate of sin gle fare for the round rip; plus 25 cents. Deposit of ticket with joint agent in Washington on or before March E and payment of fee of s1 will secure exten- sion of return limit to leave Washing. '. ton on or before March IS. For specific rates and full iiaforma ton apply tosticlk- ct agents.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18

the First regiment, c. N. G., as devel- oped by Ernest Flagg, the eminent New York architect.
 The view is from railroad trains look ling southerly as twill appear when de- VeIoped. No filling and no additional retaining walls are necessary. The
 building is to be placed on the present
 grade. The soil is nine feet of stiff
 brick clay on top of hard pan and rock.
 A spur track will connect it directly with the basement arsenal. Area of
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18

the site is twelve and one-half acres; the area of the drill of parade grounds is about ten acres. The elevation of the drill hall floor on ''roundhouse site, D 65; on Main street site (proposed by the armory commission), 55; on Union place High street site trejected by 1908 legislature) 55; on present armory building cn Elm street, 36.
 The senate has voted to create a com mission to purchase the ''roundhouse site" :.$
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18

der his advice will be Of lasting i'm portance. MT. Graves was the engineer in charge of the reconstruction of the Aetna Life Insurance company's build- ing, and has the fullest confidence of United States Senator Morgan c. Bull kelley, the president of the commission. He has been the president of the Con- necticut Civil Engineers society and is a man of the highest training in his profession. Ira D.. Forbes.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-02-18
PROPOSED NEW ARSENAL,

How it Will Appear When Completed
 According to Plans.
 The cut appended represents the pro- posed new roundhouse at Hartford as it will look according to the plan of Frederick L. Ford, city engineer of Hartford, for the adoption of the ''roundhouse site" for the location of the new state armory afd arsenal for
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-10-28
ONLY A SUGGESTION
But II Has Proven Of Interest and Val.
ue to Thousands.

Common sense would suggest that II one
wishes To- become tiesny aad plump X can
only result from the tOod we cat ana d.
Rost ana that food should be albuminous
or nesh-tOrmug food, Ike eggs Dcetateak
and cereals on other words The KINDS OF
food that make flesh are the foods which
form the greater part OF our daiy bIIls
OF fare
But the trouble IS that while we 81.
enough and generally too much the atQm-
ach from abuse and overWufk does no.
properly digest ana Qssimilate II, winch
II the reason 80 many people remain th'n
DO not completely digest the tesn-forDIng
heetsteak, eggs ana similar wholesome
food
There are thousands OF such who are
really confirmed dyspepucs. although they
may have no particular pain or neon
venience from their stomachs
II such persons would lay their prelu-
dices aside and make regular practice
OF taking, after each meal ono or Two
OF Stuutt's Dyspepsia Tablets the, food
would be quickly and Thoroughly digest
ed, because these tablets contain the nat
ural peptones and diastase which every
weak stomach lacks and By supplying
this want the stomach ~ soon enabled 70
reach It's natural tone and vgor
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tabsta digest every
kind Of fiesh-forming FOOD, y. at eggs
bread and potatoes, and this Is tue reason
they so quickly build up strengthen and
and children,
Inyalids and children, even the most de-
licate use them and marked benefit as
they contain no strong irritating drugs
no oathartic nor any harmful ingredients,
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets are the most
successful and most widely known OF any
remedy for stomach troubles because they
are the most reasonable and scientific OF
modern medicines
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold by
every druggist IN the United states and
Canada as well as Great Britain al ol
cents for complete treatment
Nothing further Is required to cure any
stomach trouble or 20 make thin nervous,
dyspepto people stroug plump and well
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-10-28
Three Members Of COmpany b
Have Hard Tim. JustiIyiOg Alb
sence From camp Taft
SENTENCE MAY Be SEVERE.
A. Il. Harrington Net With an Acci'
dent and Vas Therefore Not Able
10 60 Along.

The second session OF the n. G, Z,
courtluartial, engaged in trying men
who were absent hom Camp Taft at
Manu, was held last night, behind
closed doors. pour members OF the
guaIu were tried, and thcir cases were
Submitted 70 AdJt Gen, Geoshegan,
through me regular channels. As IN
the tofmer case. no decision VIII ue
ammo .nced until all inc men summoned
To appear have been tried, Tho de-
PENDANTS last night were A. H. FAR
ring,on OF troop A, w. X. Ashby OF
company d. Samuel Ashby of company
-, ana l., j. Price OF company u.
A. II. Harrington was the first to be
tried and his defense was d good eN-
cusc. apparently why he could not at
tend. bat did not cover the point OF his
falling TO apply for permission to re-
main away Just before enCampment
he fell four stories TO the ground from
window IN the Atlas block. aud sus-
tanned a compound fracture Of the
arm The accident was reported IN
the papers az the time, and was well
known IN the guafdsmen. His Of
Tense was considered technical rather
than a deliberate disobedience OF or
ders and It Is understood that the
charges VIII not be sustained In the
report Of the court,
COMPANY d MEN.
w. r. Ashby was the first Of the
company u men, The company turned
out only a corporal's guard TO the en-
Campment ana II has been charged
tNat rg pr hers remained away IN
large numbers In the hope OF securing
a lu.s,rl O-,. Luey comprise over two
thirds Of the list OF those to be tried,
and it Is thought they viii receive
heavy sentences on account of the ap-
parent motive behind their action,
Ashby last night presented as his de-
tense that he was Ia poor health, that
his work prevented him from attend
ing diills, and that he had applied sew
eral times for discharge. He was on
the stand for nearly an hour. and his
companys records were inspected 10
determine his attendance II was
found that he had once been fined and
had often been absent from drills.
Samuel Ashby Of the same company.
was absent he said, because he feared
he would lose his position, He has
bundle Of excuses why he could not
attend drill which he said he had sub.
mtted TO his commanding officer, and
he turned these IN. His record also.
was examined as evidence.
LID Price, the last soldier tried, sub
mitted q statement that he was unable
10 leave his position 90 iattend camp
His record showed a number OF alb
sences from drill aud an IS fine before
summary court He presented
number OF excuses obtained from his
commanding officer
The next session OF the court martial
will convene at $ o'clock tonight at the
armory- when IL Is expected four more
members viii be tried.