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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
REAL ESTATE.

; Fine modern new s-room house,
oak finish, hard wood polished
J floors; corner facing south and
east; viii be sold ar a bargain.
) at it.
s2,SOO will buy 11-room house.
well located. for residence. board
ing or rOomers; will take cottage
} In trade; balance on time at per
) cent.
$4,000 buys a good property on
} 9TH avenue; rents for $24. or IL
} per cent gross; fine location
} $500 down, balance on easy
Z terms, will buy l1-room house,
: suitable for boarders or. room
ers; Attn avenue; centrally located.
$500 buys s-roOm brick house.
4th avenue. lot so #. front. room
Tor another house, or can sell of
4O-ft. lot.
We have. a number OF cottages
We can sell ON easy terms with IA
: small payment down.
$500 for a fine house. modern,
18TH street. must see 1t to appre-
ciate its value
$500 viii buy a modern home
on the best residence part of
$500 viii buy new modern
home on best residence street In
Fine building lots on 14th
street: cheap. $3.50. up
Fine PPai ,aagg i lots s on l3th
streets; very cheap see US.
2 fine building lots in South
Rock Islanl $500 each.
We have houses and lots for
sale ON every street and avenue
In Rock Island.
We have 320-acre farm for
sale 2h miles from Coal Valley,
worth 800 per acre. but can be
bought at a great sacrifice If sold
at once.
Desk room for rent. We loan
money. Call at our ONCE ~ yOu
are after bargains.
New phone 5574; old phone
38s
Goldsmith @ Nc X ee
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
FUEL.

EMPIRE COAL & COKE COMPANY
Wholesale and retail dealers In BIZ
luminous and anthracite coal
Prompt delivery service. ONCE. l7Is
First avenue. Telephone west 1850.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
4EArING AND PLUMBING.

PERRY IL CO-Heating
and plumbing along scientific lines.
Careful and skilled workmen. Prompt
attention. ia West Seventeenth
Sfreat Phone Has
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

OF INTEREST TO INVESTORS-As the
Rock Island. now in process of liquid
alton. have expressed "A positive de-
sire that the affairs of said associa-
tiOn be closed up within the next 90
days /. as liQuidatOr. offer for sale all
real estate now owned by said aSSO-
citation at greatly reduced prices, and
] also have "A number of other deSir-
able properties, not owned by the as
ISOLATION. but controlled by me, which
] also wish to sell. | propose to give
the people of means an opportunity to
tage. Information will be given by
me at my office, in rooms ! and 2,
Masonic temple, or the property Will
be shown by me at any time. Call at
once if you are Interested. w. &.
Maucker. liquidator.
LIST OF PROPERTY.
West half lot 10, sub-div.. South Rock
Island CcOLtage).
Two-story dwelling house. 18th ave-
nue. and 44th street, Rock Island.
3Sth street and 14th avenue, dwelling
of five rooms.
Dwelling OF eight rooms. 1925 10th
street.
Two-story dwelling. 3O7 45th street.
Saloon building and hotel. 10l2-l014
Railroad avenue. Moline. Ill.
TwO-stOry dwelling, six rooms, 1S4l
attn street, Moline. Ill
Two-story dwelling, six rooms, lS45
4th street Moline. III.
Two acres. which will make 10 city
lots, located corner of 18th street and
2Sth avenue. Moline, Ill.
a l5-room frame hotel building
Sherrard, Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

WE WILL BOND YOU-Executors', ad-
illustrators, guardians, trustees, or
any kind of judicial bonds; lodge and
society officers; city, state or u. =
government officials; contractors, po-
sitions of trust; in fact, any kind or
bond you want Except bail bOnds).
Terms reasonable. Hayes q Cleave-
land, resident managers Fidelity *
Deposit company. of Maryland.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
HOTELS AND RESORTS.

LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS-Located
6,161 feet above the sea All year
round resort. A perfect place for
rest For particulars. address DR.
Daniel s Perkins. medical director
las Vegas. n NJ
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
FLORISTS.

~~O~~~~-~~Cs--c -,
HENRY NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Chip
nfannock nursery. Cut flowers and
designs OF all kinds. City store, 1857
SECOND avenue Telephone 111e
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
Rock IsIaad q PeorIa DIvI.Ion.

CHICAGO. BURLINGTON & QUINCY
Depot, Second avenue and Twentieth
street. Telephone. old west $50, new sra
+. A. RIDDELL. Agent
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

WHITE COLLAR LINE STEAMERS
Regular aCket-Steamer Helen Blair
leaves Rock Island at p m. Mon
day, Wednesday and Friday. for Mus
Catine and Burlington, and every sun
day at $3.50 y. ~ for Muscatlne, re-
turning next morning. Special rates
To round trip parties Excellent meals
and good. clean beds w A Blair.
manager; g ]. Mangan. agent. Office.
foot Nineteenth street Tells, old
west 326: new 5152.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
PATENTS.

PATENT and trademark ONCE, room
Ia Mitchell & Lynde building, Rock
Island James r Murphy. associate.
branch of Moore Co, patent attor-
neys Washington, ID. c. and Chlca-
70, Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
EXPRESS, STORAGE, nus AND Can.

ROBES TRANSFER COMPANY-12O
West Seventeenth street Old phone
1887, new phone 515S. New storage
building. Express, baggage, bus and
cab calls answered day or night
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
EDUCATIONAL.

~-C~~S~Sc~c-c---<-C@-~S-~ >I~-~-0-c~I-~>
partment. A thorough business
training given for entry into COM
mercial life. Terms reasonable APP
ply at Augustana college
VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school
conducted for girls by the Sisters OF
the Visitation Rudfmentary ana
higher branches and All R9ldt et,s sS5
street and Fifteenth aveEse. Rock
Island, Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
LAUNDRIEs.

ROCK ISLAND STEAM LAUNDRY
RauersfeId & Sexton. proprietorB
Fine finish and quick service, 1914
Third avenue Phone west 1888
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
ART DECORATION.

PARDON q SON-Artistic interior
decoration. Finest line OF late paper
carried and skilled workmeu employ
ed. Moderate priceA %IT Seven
teenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
CLAIRVOYANT.


DIR. MARY YATES-Magnetic healer
and spiritual medium. Hours. 1 to II
p. IN. Residence, 705 Fourth avenue
Take the Blue line wes-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
ron NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

= - ~>>|@~>--->~>S>~7>@
FOR SALE,-HOuSehOld goods. all in
good condition. at 25I2 Eighth-and-
a-half avenue.
FOR SALE - An upright engine and
boiler also two small scales. cheap, If
taken at once. Inquire at 500 Fourth
avenue.
FOR SALE - Santos Dumont touring
car; regular price. $3.50. cylinder
gasoline. lb-horse power. This car -
practically as good as new. equipped
with canopy top, side lamps and one
large acetyline headlight Built TO
carry five passengers This is an an
usual opportunity To buy high
grade car at less than one-half regu-
lar sale price. If interestd. address
Giles Bros. Quincy. III. 1O7 y. Fourth
street Sale price. $S25.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
MULTIPLICATION.

WANTED-Position as substitute stem
Ographer 10y young lady graduate of
Browns Business college; will do
substitute work for summer. For
particulars. call up west All old
phone.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
Notice of Final Settlement

Jackson. Hurst & STAFFORD. N aftorne
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

MASONIC BOARD OF CONTROL-H d.
Mack, president; F. T. Myers, secre-
tary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.

~~-~-~-~O~L--~-~D~O~O~ D~J~~~~~O~~O~~ON~~~~~~
GUSTAV BLANKENBURG-Al kinds of
contracting, building and jobbing;
workmanship guaranteed; estimates
furnished Residence, SIT Twenty
ninth street Phone 1888.
u HOHENBOK EN- - Contractor and
Builder. Plans and estimates cheer
fully furnished. Dealer in glass, lum-
her nails. etc. Residence and shop,
Thirty-eighth street and Sixth avenue
New phone 1856.
John VOLK CO-Contractors and
builders. Also manufacturers OF
sash. doors. blinds and mouldtngs.
Dealers in plate window and art
glass Offices and factory. S11 to B29
Eighteenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
LODGE DIRECTORY,
~~N~~~~~~~@~~~~~~~~O
Masonic.

ROCK ISLAND LODGE. NO SIS, a. F. &
=. M.-MeetS in stated communica-
ton on the first Friday of each month.
II. a. Clevenstine, W. M; H. S. Boil
man, secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

WANTED a kitchen woman at the
Rock Island house.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.


II. j. TOHER 4 CO.-Brokers, Daven-
port. Stocks. grain. provisions. cot
ton. Private wire TO New York and
Chicago. Offices 100 Main street Tel
ephone 4O7.
GEORGE II. SIDWELL s. CO.-Com-
mission merchants. Grain, hay and
provisions. Members Of the Chicago
board of trade and Chicago stock ex-
change. Established 25 years No.
B42 and 543 RialtO building. Long
distance phone Harrison 2660-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

FOR MUSCATINE. BURLINGTON, KEO-
kuk. Quincy, St Louis, and points
between.
STEAMER DUBUQUE.
Every Thursday at 3.I5 p. m. For st.
Paul and points between,
STEAMER SIDNEY.
May II, q. June Z, II. For St. Louis
and points between. May IL. -. June 2.
NJ, %. GEORGE LAMONT.
Agent
Omce-II5 Seventeenth street. Tel,
old los. new CLOS.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
NOTES OF THE RIVER.

The Ruth and Eclipse were north
and south. The Helen Blair came in
ton. The Kit Carson and Scotia went
north.
RIVER FORECAST.
The Mississippi will continue TO rise
slowly between Dubuque and Musca-
tine.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

WE MAKE A SPECIALITY OF Ioaning
money on household goods. horses.
wagons etc. without removal and In
quiet way. Call on US for quick
loans. Fidelity Loan company. room
IS. Mitchell & Lynde block
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
ELECTROLYsIs.

HAIR AND MOLES
permanently removed with the
electric needle without pain; treat
ment given at the home, unless other
wise desired. Address Miss A NJ.
Kittredge, $50 Twenty second street.
New phone 54gl.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
wANTED-MALR or FEMALE.


WANTED-Agents 25 of the best sell
ing articles: SIS per week is made:
send 10 cents for samples; male and
female agents. National Supply com
pany. 424 N Ninth street, Philadel-
mia Pa
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
ARCHITECTS.

LEONARD DRACK-Architect and su-
perintendent- Skinner block, second
door. ONCE hours, 10 TO II a. m.
to $50 .. m
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
STEAMBOATS,.

STEAMER ECLIPSE - Clinton Daily
Packet.
Leaves Rock Island ..........l BIS pm
Leaves Davenport ............l 500 pm
Arrives Clinton ..............l 500 pm
c. J. MANGAN, Agent
Dock. foot OF Nineteenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
MIsCELLANEOUs.


~~~~~-~-~~~-~-~~~~~~~~~-~~~
EPHOI. STEERING First class work
only. Estimates free. Large assort-
ment of covering samples. +. Renaut.
329 Twentieth street new phone 54S2.
Old phone w. 1l2-L-
IF YOU WANT to buy, sell. trade or
rent anything. engage help or secure
a situation. the Nah is the one pa
per in Moline that can do it for you;
Mail wants are popular and Mail
wants bring results. One-half cent
per word is the price TO all alike, cash
In advance: 2-cent stamps Will do.
Evening and Saturday Mail. Moline.
Ill
WANTED-We sell yor ability with
out in any way endangerlng your
present connections. Our service is
confidential and is planned to aid the
man whose success in his present po-
sition proves his ability to NIL bet
ter one. Why not get in touch with
some Of the excellent opportunities
now open? We have all sorts of high
grade positions - executive, clerical,
technical and salesman-paying from
$1,000 to $4,000 a year. Ask US for
booklets. Odices in IL cities. Hap
goods Gnc.) Brain Brokers, 1918
Hartford building, Chicago
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

ROCK ISLAND COMMANDERY, NO. IS.
X. T-Meets in stated conclave on
the second Monday of each month.
l.. e. Daugherty, T., c. r. Q. Willer-
ton, recorder.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

FOR SALE-To close estate, the beau
"'fu1 home. No. 1872 Seventeenth street;
Modern improvements; east 'front.'
eIgnI rooms, fine location; best of re-
pair. Call and examine.
The two-story brick store building,
situated at 1917 Second avenue, now
occupied by Dindinger, the printer.
This is a good investment.
Four acres. with house. situated on cor
ner Twelfth street and Cemetery
road, in South Rock Island; fine place
for gardening, florist, or poultry
raising. The heirs are DESTROYS or
selling these properties soon as
possible. For further information,
apply to H Z. Krell, us Seventeenth
street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN-On real estate Sc
curity at lowest rates Marion Z
Sweeney, attorney. rooms
and.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

ROCK ISLAND COUNCIL, NO. 90, r. s
5. M.-Meets in stated communica-
ton on the third Wednesday OF each
month. d. ]. Sears. T. L NJ; L. c.
Daugherty, secretary
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

FOR SALE. c. Martins new home,
1015 Twenty street; beautiful,
modern house of eight rooms, recep-
ton hall, cement walks. paved street;
place will be sold, as Mr.. Martin has
moved to Denver. Inquire II. X.
Walker.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

ROCK ISLAND CHAPTER, NO. 269, o.
E S-Regular meeting second WedneS-
day OF each month. Mary E. KreiS,
w. NJ; Nashta Bollman. secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

ROCK ISLAND CHAPTER, NO. is. r.
a. M.-Meets in stated convocation on
the first Tuesday of each month. S. ].
Ferguson. H p; L c. Daugherty.
secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
Mans unreasonabIeness

THOMAS H. THOMAS, P. NJ.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22

CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE, Il ST. PAUL
Railway-D., r. 1. & N. w. passenger
station at foot OF Seventeenth street g.
b. STODDARD, Agent. p, l. Hinricha.
commercial agent, 10S Brady street
Davenport
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-22
Trains.

IOWA & ILLINOIS RAILWAY (INTER-
Davenport. Telephone, Central Union.
North 74O. Fare, one way. between
trip. $1.2O. Five hundred mile book,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
Chugwater's Wife Was
True to Her Promise

I" JOSIAH" said Mrs. Chugwater
ii what do you do at those lodge
~ meetings you attend twice q
month";
You don't expect me to tell you that
do you? Our proceedings are secret"
"A man oughtn't to have any secrets
from his wife. What is the passwordT p
1--WE taken solemn obligation never
to communicate that to any outsider"
"I'm not an outsider A man and his
wife are one. You have right to com.
municate 1t to me-"
Mr.. Chugwater reflected.
WELL" he said, 'if l repeat the pass
word to you once, will you promise new
er to ask me to say It againr
"Yes."
"And you viii never tell anybody
elseT
Never"
Whereupon he rapidly uttered the fol
lowing astonishing word:
observation-disclosures
zabelilliwinkamanakalilooleroo."
Mrs. Chugwater kept her promise.
She never repeated that password to
living soul.-Chicago Tribune.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
back af Uncle Ned followed motner
upstairs, saying, This Rose for bed Is
red-y.-Youth's Companion.
An Amusing New Game.

Here Is a game that Is fun when you
are sitting quietly some afternoon on
the piazza. The game is called "what
win you take to the picnicT and is
played In the following manner:
To begin with. only one should be
let into the secret, as II all knew 1t
would be no fun. Suppose the hostess
is the one e'familiar with the game. She
proposes TO give picnic and says II
depends upon what her guests bring
whether they will be allowed to come
or not. Each must furnish two artl.
cles.
She then asks the person nearest
her, What will you bring to the pic
nicy II the name OF neither OF the
articles the player mentions CON-
mences with the initial letter OF his or
her Christian or surname. the hostess
says the player cannot 20 and imme-
diately puts the question to the next
person. and then all the way around.
asking each. what will you bring to
tu0 kuCiilC1
For example. suppose one girls name
Is Mary Smith. and that her donation
is candy and bread, then she cannot
so, for neither of her names com
mences with G or B, but II she took
sandwiches and maccaroons she would
be doubly welcome, for NJ and s are
both her initials. Should she take
sugar and crackers she could go. torl
one Of her names commences with s.
Continue to ask the question until
everybody finally understands why
they may either so or stay at home
from the picnic. 1t is very amusing
when all but one or two have Sound
out, and they sometimes have to be
asked over and over again until they
finally discover why they are not
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
No Misrepresentation.

"See here" exclaimed the irate pur'
chaser to the typewriter agent ''didn't
you tell me the machine you sold me
was 80 strong you could drop It out OF
a window, go down and pick 1t up and
go right to work on itT'
"I did"
well, It fell out Of the window acci.
dentally yesterday, and l had to send
1t to the repair shop"
"Well, you could have gone right to
work on 1t yourself IL you'd known
how to set about fixing 1t, couldn't
youT'-New Orleans Times-Democrat
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
One of the Others,

While visiting my sister yesterday
afternoon my little nephew returned
home from school rather late, and his
mother, wishing to ascertain the cause,
said to him:
why are you so late, Harold? 1t Is
after o'clock"
The boy, with doleful face, replied:
Bob Hastin's and some other fellers
were kept in"
His mother, with a perplexed look,
said:
well, what did that have to do with
your
"0h, was one Of the other feilers."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
The Good Night
Verse

When Rose was FIVE years old sh
went to bed at 8 o'clock.
When she was six years old she wen
to bed at 9 o'clock. When she wa
seven years old she went to bed a
I o'clock.
Rose could not remember any furthe
back than tive, but she supposed tina
she matched" at one and two ant
three and four. II was when she look
ed forward that she was puzzled. On,
could so at nine and ten and clever
and twelve, but after twelve-whatI
That was a question that puzzled her
She asked Uncle Ned, but he only
hunghed and said: Twelve plus one
makes thirteen. Twelve plus two
makes fourteen. How many times
round the face Of the clock has man
OF ninety traveledr'
Rose changed the subject She did
not know what Uncle Ned was talk.
tng about but 1t sounded like arithme,
dc. which she did not like,
When Rose went TO bed pleasantly
she was given very small square
cracker and glass of water to carry
upstairs II is such fun to eat the
cracker and drink the water Just be.
fore one gets into bed. When Rose
went to bed fretfully she was given
no small square cracker, and she had
TO drink her glass OF water downstairs,
Such interesting things may happen
in the eyening-shooting stars in sum.
mer aud popcorn In winter and a call
from Uncle Ned all the year round--oh,
1t is hard TO say good night on the
edge Of the evening and exchange all
these possibilities for very small
cracker. Yet Rose won the reward OF
merit biscuit almost every time.
One night Just as she had said good
night and started up the stairs with
the very small cracker In one hand
and the glass Of water in the other,
Uncle Ned came in.
Rose set the very small cracker and
the glass Of water down on the twelfth
step from the top and the third step
from the bottom and came back to
speak to him.
+. Can't you tell me one little story or
sing me one little song or say me one
little verse before go TO bedy" she
asked him. For Uncle Ned could tell
lovely stories and sing funny songs
and make up rhymes without even
stopping to think.
This is the rhyme he said to Rose
when he had taken her up in his arms
and swuls Les L.sh above Lis head
The rose Is red.
The poet said;
This Rose for bed
Is red-y.
Then Rose kissed him and took her
very Small square cracker and her
glass Of water up from the twelfth
stair from the Top and the third stair
from the bottom and hanpily looking
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
NIP IT IN THE BUD.
First Appearance of Dnndruff q Fora
runner of Future Baidness.

FIRST Appearance of Dandrun q Fore
runner Of Future Baidness.
That such "a the case has been CON.
cluslvely proven by scientific research
Prof Unna, the noted European akin
specialist. declares that dandruff is the
ourroWed-up cuticle of the scalp. caused
by parasites destroying the vitality In
the hair bulb. The hair becomes IifeIes..
and, In time, falls out. This can be pre-
vented.
Newbro's HerpIcide kills this dandrus
germ. and restores the hair TO its natural
softness and abundancy.
Herpicide Is now used by Thousands NJ
people-all satisfied that II Is the rnost
wonderful hair preparation on the mar
ket to-day.
Sold by leading druggists Send i0c. In
stamps for sample TO The Herplclde Co.,
Detroit. Mich.
Eagle Drug Store. 35l-S53 Bond st.,
Owl Drug Store. $40 Com. St, 7. b.
raurin, Prop. Special Agent"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13

With a mite gesture OF fureweii ne
is about to leave, when she calls after
him shyly.
"But--well-but, you know, dreams
80 by contrarles,"
He returns, taking the ring from his
pocket as he comes.-,Judge.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
Eonnupporsfnx.

Biffers-No, madam. feel that can.
not support the present administration.
Mrs. Bifrers-I'm not surprised at II,
Mr.. Biffers. I've lived with you now
for seventeen years, and I've come to
the conclusion that you can't support
anything or anybody.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13

My little cousin Herbert. who Is four
years old, was standing by the window
watching 1t rain, Suddenly turning
around. he asked. Mamma, who
makes 1t rainr'
why, God does" exclaimed his
mother.
"Oh, what a lot OF fun God must
have turning on all those faucets!
cried the little fellow.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13

"A man In public life should learn to
say no."
Yes" answered the magnate. "And
when there is an Investigation on he
should learn to say I don't know ~
Washington Star.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
MILK DEALERS.

STRICT LAWS referring to the purity
OF milk are being enforced everywhere.
You need hay no fear about the quail
ity OF the milk we serve you. It's pure
and fresh. Choose either morning or
night delivery and get Fresh Milk OF
THE sLooP.JEFFERs CO., 10th and
Duane streets.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
REAL ESTATE.

HERMosA PARK LOTS, THE MOST
exclusive property at Seaside, ore.
Facing the Pacific ocean In oregonY
prettiest summer resort. these lots are
q good investment at $3.50 TO $3.50 each.
Inspection invited. A. Gilbert. Jr..
Seaside. ore.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-05-13
A Hint.

NO" she says firmly, looking down
at her little boot.
Rising from his knees, the rejected
lover heayes a sigh.
"Alas!" be says. "And you were my
one perfect dream"