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The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-12-08
EVERY TEACHER SHOULD ATTEND

The following, from the secretary of
the State Teachers association, was
,unavoidably left, over last week:
If present plans carry, the teachers.
of the state will have the biggest
meeting at Grand Forks on 9th, 28th,
and 29th of this month, in the history
Of the. North Dakota Educational assc
|:ciation:, ~ ~: y
| There is scarcely big man or woman
| educator in the state whose name
Idqes not appear somewhere on the
various programs and the topics are
- ssald B9-to-date. ' ..
There will be some speakers from
outside the state, we'll known to the ed
educational public. -"
The state association is growing more
aggressive every yearin it's efforts to
secure just treatment and adequate
pay for the teachers, as the action of
the last legislature plainly showed. It
has right therefore to demand the
loyal support Of every teacher in the
state. IT,
Other state associations have pre-
paid memberships, i. e., every teacher
of the state is asked to contribute the
dollar membership fee toward the sup
port of the Observation-Disclosures the
teacher can attend or not. 1t is pro-
posed to adopt a similar plan in this
Estate this year. The teacher who feels
he can't 60 to Grand Forks December
! 27, % and 20 should be represented by
his membership fee. The fee should
be sent to A. P. Hollis, Valley City, N.
D., secretary of the association. It
will entitle the contributor to the. as
!sociation badge and the printed volume
of proceedings, which is alone worth
the fee. IT, r.
All the teachers Of the state ought to
see the state university and other i'll
.teresting places at Grand Forks. The
citizens are planning a reception to the
visiting teachers. There will be special
rates on railroads. is .
Among the speakers before the gen
eral sessions will be. State superinten-,
dent w. l.. Stockwell, President Joseph
FCarhart, president Of the association;
president J. H. Wost, Of the State
Agricultural; Bishop Mann, Of Fargo;
President E. G. Burch, of the State
Science school at Wahpeton; Superin-
tendentrJ. M. Kelley, of Grand Forks;
Professor A. P. Hollis, Of the Valley
!, City State Normal school; Professor
lWaldron, of Fargo; Superintendent
'peWar, Of Devils Lake; Miss Sara L.
Roberts, Primary Critic in the Model
School at Valley City, and President H.
N. Wells, Of the Department Of Adj
ministr alton. Many otherseducator Of
equal rank will address the various
departmen sections. ssS3 d B e VI g
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-12-08
q aSubterfuue Gets5InterJtews.

& Mme puse, Who3 h as \ a strong aver,
Saioazito being inter1v ed, was recent
#syss beaten {by the Coponhag zen report.
srs. neAacted ;as waiter at :the hotel,
,nother acted as shoemak ker's assist.
I, third 4 d drove;S herr cab, and the
25foalrt b wigs. ASST stant stage machinists,
and FUSED bits sssof nversation for
Tong SintervieRs.
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-12-08
Nexr ~ !. !. |, i.sna.,2, q / B

SF Lam stFyyy, d yON ONr reAcellency,'a s ssadd
the ssauth "a Atricans oten i'll: :e,.} who SWes
;entertaihing he's disting guished visitor
from the United IS tatesat s;.t hat we shaA
mo Iced whale of az you. but ND:
have hing a most :as good ,..'5
s Herein clapphtt his han ids:
Slaves; loud son:,
Snanyiing voice. bring ;in Stiie. .splos ssled
.eIapha
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-12-08
Do Your Buggy TiresiNeed Setting?
Young Stock for Sale:

If SO, call at my shop. Having pro-
cured a t:.Shau Colds Tire Setter" +"
illustration below of which shows ma
chine ready for operation, make this
business one Of my specialities. It is
not necessary to unhitch or get out Of
the buggy as job is done in short order.
Satisfaction guaranteed. # y.
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-12-08
:: s:AoaHftAit;fcrs;E Fish.

Among the patients At the Eospitnl
for diseased fishes. recently Sestab;
ltshed at Vienna in connection with
4 the; new chair of Ash pathology and
biology q the university. !. are q carp
beng treated for IN inflanmation ne.
sem bling apr pend citis ten others suf:..
I s&feertng from small llpox, = porpc from "a
the Ad1riatic with 5in hammat ion q: ne
lungs, 81 t1out with ataract ins both \
eyes md ,anot her with dropsy.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
FREAK ADVERTISING.

According to a western advertising
expert, the era Of freak ads. has well
nigh passed away. The idea of send
ing out srotesquely attired men to
parade the crowded streets and call
atterion 10 the newly introduced
products was tried by several believers
in publicity and found to be a failure.
It served to fix names of the articles
advertised upon the minds OF pedss-
trains, but not to create a favorable
impression. People do not purchase a
product with which they are unfamil.
lar because a placard on the back of
a clown advises them TO. Buyers like
to be dealt with as rational beings.
They must be convinced by argument;
hence the appropriations that were
once spent for freak advertising are
being put into intelligent newspaper
appeals and are yielding satisfactory
returns.-American Press
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

the projec- has not deferred the OBJ
structionists- They are, as Mr.
Shonts pointed out fin his speech be-
fore the American Hardware Manufac.
turers' association at washington.
stin spreading the claim that the ca
nal project viii fail and that the presi-
dent himself is convinced OF the futil
ity Of the plan to link the oceans with
a canal at Panama.
Mr.. ShOnts told the hardware men
that the canal win be built and that
the work Of construction viii actively
begin July i. 1906 He outlined the
work already done at Panama and
Colon. "A system of water works has
been installed. sewers have been build
ed, the accumulated refuse Of ages
has been removed, yellow fever has
been driven from the isthmus and the
first million Of brick for paving Pana-
ma streets is on the ground.
The canal commission is eliminat-
ing the worst foe the laborers will en-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
AN Annered Win ths God.

Menus, 10 Greek fable, was the god
Of mockery and censure, who delighted
in finding fault with gods and men.
He was chosen TO act as Judge when
there was a strife between Neptune,
Minerva and Vulcan Tor supremacy in
artistic power Neptune made a bull.
Minerva a house and Vulcan a man.
Menus declared that Neptune should
have set his bulls horns farther for
ward for fighting purposes. He said
that Minerva should have 50 construct
ed her house that Il could be moved
awPy from troublesome neighbors and
that Vulcan should have made a win
dow IN the mans breast through which
bis thoughts could be seen. All were
50 annoyed at his criticisms that they
turned him out Of heaven, and soon
after THIS be died Of vexation because
be could and no fault 10 Venus, the
goddess Of love and beauty.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

counter before turniag loose an army
.of workmeh TO build TIE great water
way
Mr. Shonts deplorsd the fact that
organized labor is seeking 10 burden
the canal work with restrictions uIr
phcable to labor IN the United STATES
but uncalled for on the isthmus He
said the application Of the eight-hour
law. Of the contract labor law. of the
Chinese exclusion acc, would be a Sc
riOus error. over so per cent. OF ire
canal employees win be aliens
AS Mr.. Shonts pointed out, the ap-
plication Of those laws on the isthmus
win benefit an exceptionally small
number Of Americans. as the 20 per
cent. of Americans employed there
will be largely in a clerical capacity,
while such laws would add enormous
~ 10 the cost Of construction. and
American labor at home would have
to pay its share Of the consequent IN
crease in taxation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
DAT TERRIBLE
THANKSGIVING TURKEY

Lord. have mercyi cried Uncle Ned.
Dat turkeys done got away.
I knows be wus heah when / went 20
bed,
Gaze ! put him in heah to stay.
tied him up heah an thunk he I'd
stay;
Lord knows he wus tied hard enough
I thunk 7 I'D KEEP him tin Thanksgivin'
day
For ole nanny to get out an stun.
Marse Tom ne sho will be mad at me.
But 'twa'nt my fault you all know
How dat turkey got outB now I jes'
doan see.
An I dOan see whit fur he I'd go.
Had plenty to eat in dis here barn
yard,
Not one Lick OF work 10 do,
Nov he'll scratch fur his Twin an
nave 70 -WOrk nara
Dat he amt got no senses I know.
But de idea OF him a-rgnnin' away
An jes' befo' Thanksgivin' too.
Jes thought 10 myself that on dat day
I'd not have a lick TO do!
/ don't see whut fur he wanted to
sneak:
Don't believe he'll ever be found.
I've looked behind eyey stick an
stone.
An I've looked all over the ground.
I'll have 20 keep on tin 1 find dat brute
An Use done looked most every
where
What's dat squattin' up dere on dat
branch?
It's dat turkey-goblin. swear!
Lord. have mercy, so 10 am
III jes' go up an snap him
How I couldn't ind him 1 never viii
see,
He a-perchin' mp dere jes' a-napDin'
Now, brudder turkey. when de cook
tetcnes You
i reckon you'll hoIler away,
Gaze You dean know what dey's gwine
to do.
When dey cooks you Tor Thanksgiv-
in' day.
BERT C. LEIGHTON
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
The Oakland, Cal,
Newspaper Faker

ID the course Of an article upon
"The Newspaper Fater7 the Atlanta
News calls attention to the case Of an
Oakland. Cal. correspondent who has
successfully victimized numerous
newspapers with stories Of imaginary
Happenings. In the course Of which &C.
says:
Not long since a DesMoines paper
received a dispatch from Oakland
Cal, 10 the effect that a certain man
had been murdered By his wife In a
hotel adding that he had formerly
lived in Iowa. The details were given
in al their grewsOmeness. and the
story looked plausible enough. I'd de-
Veloped. however. that the murder was
entirely a iEment OF the correspond
Hnts fancy and the newspaper had
been taken an.
Other papers received dispatches
selling Of suicide and then two al
IcEcd murlers which were fumned m
rom various points which proved TO
- lakes And then another story
claiming that man had been killed
H7hile doing Chinatown
Upon Investigation Il developed that
OIL these stories were without founda-
ticn and originated with the Oakland
correspondent The papers who had
been trined with have decided 70 hunt
Nm down and prosecute him to the
limit OF the law.
The Journal has had some experi-
enoe with newspaper takers and. f.
believes, with the Oakland CORES.
pendent in question some time since
tbs paper received a query from OAK.
land. California. saying that a man
named Brown, who claimed to reside
IN Pensacola. had attempted suicide
by jumping overheard from the
steamer Doric In mid-ocean. ana had
been rescued only by the prompt ao-
tion OF the officers and crew of the
vessel The query was signed Victor
J. Marplou.
Tie Journal "bit" as almost any
enterprising newspaper would have
done, but in its reply ordering the
uiory added the words 'gg it is not
q fake"
In due course the story made its
appearance, but as it looked rather
suspicious a careful investigation was
carried on before il was published
which disclosed the fact that an the
BHoEns in the city were at home and
nc one OF thar name. related to any
OF ere Brown family in Pensacola
was known 90 be within 5000 miles
Of the scene Of the alleged attempted
Eucide. The article was published
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

The people of several gang ruled
cities are preparing to celebrate
Thanksgiving in unusually enthusias-
tic style.
Boss Durham Of Philadelphia was
known to his familiars as IL" Dur
ham. He is now known as "Waz'
Durham.
BOSS" Cox is in a position to give
some sage advice to other political
bosses who insist on waiting until
they are showed.
The cemeteries in Philadelphia re-
fused to yawn on election day, the re-
suit being that the gang showed up
several thousand votes short.
The public is informed that Presi-
dent McCurdy is losing his hearing
But the public viii be more interested
in hearing that President McCurdy
has lost his job.
Astronomers declare that there are
100000 miles Of spots" on the sun
There seems TO be even more than
that on the regulations of some life
insurance presidents.
The manager Of Bernard Shaw's in,
decent play paid a high tribute to the
press when he admitted that the daily
newspapers had driven that play from
the stage.
When President Roosevelt has re
formed football he viii make A hit
by giving his attention to the man
who is always standing on the out
Side edge of the rear platform.
The indications are that several
Russian grand cukes will have to "a
% work for a living-unless they car
organize life insurance companies
and secure the presidency.
Turn your thoughts on the higher
things OF life" advises Mr.. Rookie
Teller That's all very WELL Mr.
Rockefeller, but it is hard to do Il
when a fellow has to dig for a bare
living.
Princess Louise of Saxonv is saic
70 owe 100000 She might issue
bonds to that amount and begin ne
EQUATIONS with a bona syndicate or
ganized among lot Of life insurance
presidents
An American autoist in France was
nned $4,000 and sentenced to impris
onment for three months for runnins
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

over and killing a little girl In this
country he would probably have been
compelled to send his chauffer to the
police station with a blank check to
pay twenty dollar fine.
To be consistent some earnest adj
ministration supporter should suggest
to the car thai he secure the services
of some eminent American politician
to teach the Russian people self-goy-
eminent.
When the price Of coal goes up the
excuses are numerous-shortage of
cars, shortage Of coal shortage Oh
miners The fact that people are Of
ten short of coal money seems never
70 cut a figure.
L will be noted that no one is
wasting tine asking the insurance
company presidents where they gOt
II. Everybody knows. What every
body wants to know is when the life
Insurance presidents are to be Jared
loose.
The supreme court has decided that
a stOckhOlder has a right to inspects
the books of his company. Perhaps,
but what can he expect TO md In
books that are dOctOred up until they
perpleX a government expert?
The eminent gentlemen who mag
inc that they can make the people
hn1favn fhnv urc uaforasno b,- a.
president while opposing his rate
regulation policy have very little con
ception Of the mental perception OF
the people.
The packers claim that Commits
sioner Garfield promised them immu-
nity in return for all the facts about
their business is a joke-and a very
bad joke. The packers overdid the
business when1they cooked up those
figures.
The republican gang in PHILADELPHIA
made a desperate fight and spent i'm
mense sums of money. Among other
expenditures was one for newspaper
advertising display, but they couldn't
sag the editorial writer's. The Record
democratic paper. accepted the adj
vertisements and donated the money
therefor to the Philadelphia Home for
incurables. Then il roasted the gang
10 brown turn editoriallv. The
gang in Philadelphia has looted the
city to the tune Of millions, but tn
Record aided in getting a part of II
back and devoting it to a good cause.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

Information has reached The Jour
rial that some Unauthorized person has
beeu attempting 20 make collections
Tor che paper. The only authorized
collectors representing The Pensacola
Journal ga the city are. Chas III Stew.
ard. W. Penn. Carl Cushmau. Jessy H
Bryan, Emanuel J. Quina. Be sure
20 pay no others as their receipts viii
not Be- countenanced by the once. Do
not pay the carriers. They are not
authorized 70 collect money for The
Journal Payments made to any
others than those whose names are
given are made at Subscribers risk.
FRED A. SWEET.
Manager Circulation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

I'm the naval comment column Of the
New York Herald we find the follow.
ing.
10 IS unlikely that the entire battle
ship squadron win have a target prac
tice az Pensacola next spring. as has
been the custom for the last two
years. The town is too small to ac-
ccmmodGte the large number Of blue
Jackets who win De in port
r the writer OF the above knows
no more about naval affairs than he
arpeers to- know about the size OF
Pensacola be win never become IA
nous as a naval commentator.
Pensacola has never found any
trouble in accommodating an of the
biueiaczets who were allowed to come
ashore at one time. and when the
fees returns next spring the boys viii
End All of the proper accommodation
here that Uncle sam desires.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
Montgomery Is Tired Of
Street Fairs.

Montgomery also is tired Of the
street fair fake. as the following from
the Montgomery Advertiser indi-
Gates.
There has been throughout the
country universal expression Of sur
prise that a city Of Montgomery's i'm
portance, prestige and size would toll
crate I'm its streets such nuisances as
Street Fairs. We could an a page
easily with such notices.
We al know that the streets are
intended for public uses, and they
Ought not. for any purpose, to be di-
Yerled for any considerable length of
time, from that for which they are in
tended On great occasions of pa
rades, reviews. etc, they can be tenn
porarily given over for such purposes.
Tor the Time consumed amounts TO bur
a Jew hours The people generally
are glad Of such occasions. and there
Is during the few hours a suspension
OF business.
The whole of last week was given
over to s0-caled Street Fairs. Our
principal streets were absolutely sur
1890 10 aANL4 10 the ulnEuHL OI
the thinking portion Of the community
and 70 the decided loss of the business
men.
There are several points in easy
reach Of Ell who might wish to see
such attractions. If there is ever any
demand for them again. let them dc
Ike circuses and kindred aegrega
tions, and get out OF the business nor.
ton Of the city. The old Fai,
grounds. an Riverside. would furnish
an space for an such attractions as
blocked MOntEomery's streets las,
week, and We earnestly hope that the
City Council win enact a law fhsi
VII enectully prevent a repetition
OF such scenes as have just been wit
messed on Dexter Avenue and Com.
merce street
Pensacola had her al Of the street
fair business last fan and she doe,
not care to tackle it again. The fail
fakirs evidently know this as none o,
them has been near the city this
year and a cold reception awaits the
first one who ventures this way
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
w. H. WHITE g. CO., Druggists

on the side. These we're all grown
out of doors without any protection
whatever Yet we are told that no,h-
ing viii grow ia Florida and that a
man can make nothing farming. on
looking over the above list we found
that we nave omitted tomatoes, green
mustard and raddishes and young
onions, and We are not sure but what
there We're collards in the bunch. and
Ne not it was only because they were
not brought to tOWn.-DeFuniaz
Breeze.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
PEOPLE OF PENSACOLA
A PROCLAMATION BY W. H. WHITE 8 co.

c&vh been Il purcae social vsSA
they h received no benefit whats and having thus wasted " much nea money
who are need Of medicine the o' ailments that we will supply them With
succeed beneaang money
eeyth but bs
plainly printed the label familiar every
after described; nothing produces
Could than ssl You are III offer medicine which
anyone this f you and
give you pledge genuine
the newspapers If we 5 not w VINoI to be- an honest and UNUSUALLY se % r
the ills for which bedl We certainly could not therefore ask neigh
persons should security
and ~ 5 s s8 yss , 7So out y appetite
BsbIItat9d an Tired Out Why drag existence without life ambition
the dea you 7 help you your
Gain Flesh Strong You without taking dgaH God
sa sTs9g Try ya oar f guarantee we nave proved cases '' 'o- ''Ay
Indigestion Dyspepsia Only those who actually suffer for
P robbed o. JOY produces many serious and es the entire %
There medicine that will do this So successfully vITo Try on our guarantee
Old People Weak People Strengthening and eDde vNoL
are uesb pnd dss on disease ia ags Try our guarantee "'
Pale R ohs. need ee5so2r that will create as6 and
vINOIs delicious it n ourgu aranee
9 4. s! lsss i;9 s unless specially s 5
ViEo1 Tg 0 or1 safHee '' 's' " throat and lungs 'a
ssryoasRsss Lrieasay Diseased insufficient
and eaeuay affections actually reb entire body
ossonl9 Colds Hacking
other Cod Liver preparations delicious Try
aOssrs Mothers. women with nursing
ai f ng Up Their health and strength would take ESoI we know positively chat
depends proper nouHshmnt
mts not received any benefit You e on tell us So and We win t e
cine therefore when we tell you that vINoI the most valuable cod 1 P5sn we
health delicious unreasonable
w. H. WHITE g. CO., Druggists
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
cant shIp Mullst Now.

The last legislature passed a law
preventing the shipping Of mullet from
any point iu Florida This action
was the result Of official reports that
this species of fish, caught in large
numbers on the sast and west costs,
was rapidly being diminished. The
law, however, does not prevent the
catching Of mullet, so that residents
Of seaport towns may supply their
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
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The interest that would benefit most
through the DELAY or failure Of the
Panama canal project are marshaling
the forces of opposition and obstrue-
ton Tor a conceived move on congress
when It assemblies next month. For
half a hundred years the American
people have dreamed and discussed
the question Of connecting the Allan.
tic and Pacific oceans with a canal
across the isthmus. and while the al.
Fantages 70 be gained by the decrease
in rates Of transportation and the
shortening OF sailing time between
this country and the Orient have been
acknowledged by al, yet the opposi
ton 20 the canal has successfully re-
sisted every effort to make II a reality
until Theodore Roosevelt appeared
on the scene.
But even this potential force behind
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
NEWS AND VIEWS
FROM STATE PAPERS.
IA. !. J. n.
A Peculiar Trade

A Peculiar Trade.
Howis this for a peculiar trade? 1t
occurred in a Pennsylvania town re-
Gently. A one-legged man named Jas
Bruner was standing on the Mercer
National Bank corner, when another
fellow afflicted in a like manner came
swinging across the street on his
clutches. He paused before the first
man and eying him quizzically remark
ed: Say, partner, let's go up tho
street and buy US a pair Of shoes AS
one man had lost his right leg and the
other his left they hObbled up to the
shoe shore and got fitted with a shoe
a piece Then each fellow paid his
half Of the bin and the two men, with
a pair of shoes between them, went
on their way rejoicing. -Manatee
Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

tables whenever they desire. In the
inland tOwas the new order Of things
will be a great Inconvenience, for on
many fish markets the mullet has been
the staple article of sea food. The
law went into effect on Wednesday,
Miami News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25
WaIpoIels g. Marks.

Frank Walpole rose up in a howl Of
indignation last week because Charlie
Jones referred to him as "freckled. E"
Those bran marks are not freckles,
Charley; they are only beauty spots, -
caused from running bareheaded in
the wilds Of Sumter county No
Frank is not freckled; he's got just
one, that "kivers the whole ground"
Lake City Index.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-11-25

We could "extemporarize" column
after column on the thrift Of Florida,
but put as to extempOrizing on the
thrift Of High Springs, and we are
blank, save erection Of a livery stable
of Futch & Mizelle on Main street.
The building is looking very stable
fed" and We suppose viii smell in ac-
cordance later on.-High Springs HO--
net.