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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18

were prettily decorated and delicious
refreshments served, MIR and Mrs.
Hanks VIII reside In this city
The wedding Of Miss Loonic d. Pratt
and George w. Bergener WIN take
place next Saturday at the home OF the
brides parents Mr. and Mrs. Milando
Pratt.
The engagement ls announced OF Miss
sadie Merrill to FRANKIE 70. White. The
marriage viii take place some time IN
April
Tho marriage " Miss Sarah Parsons
and Frank f. Heffernan took place ON
Wednesday night at the home Of the
BRIDES mother Mrs Belle Parsons, with
Rev Benjamin Young officiating cut
flowers md greens adorned the rooms,
ana the family and intimate friends
were present
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
provo.

Prove. Miss Margaret Thurman en-
tcrtalnod Friday afternoon in honor OF
Miss Nina Bean The home was beau
tIfully decorated with carnations. ferns
and potted plants. The luncheon table
was I'M pink. roses and carnations furn-
ishIng most beautiful centerpiece.
Games and music made the hours pass
pleasantly
Miss Lille Gates Of Salt Lake city
was In Provo on Sunday. the guest OF
Miss Merriam Nolkc. Miss Gates has
many friends I'm Provo, who, after next
Tuesday. win extend congratulations as
invitations are issued TO her wedding
reception on that date.
Miss Bertha kunz Baker gave a re-.
cltal this afternoon at the b. Y. uni-
vorslty She win appear again this eve.
Ming, when she h assured q large
enthusiastic audience.
The Commercial club are making OK
The Commercial club Is making ey-
teusive preparations for a social eve
ming Feb. a. IL win be given In the
club rooms, where they expect to en-
terrain a number Of their friends.
Miss Lena Bachman Is IN SAT- Lake
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18

Mrs. Reed smoot and son Harold left
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-18
M. !. In
Baby%
E7;I.S!!!,y,S!!.A D II.!I!N

"I give him his Mellins Food and
he sleeps I'll morning How many
mothers can say this Of their babies9
II your baby does not sleep well It
may be that he is not properly fed.
A poorly nourshed baby is a poor
sleeper. Mellius Food babies are
good sleepers. Our book the "cars B
Feeding Of Infants, seat free Of charge.
Aellin's Food Il the ONLY Infants
Food, which received the Grand Prize,
the highest award cfthe Louisiana Pur-
chase Exposition. 81, Louis, 1903, Hiah-
or than a sold medal,
MELLiNs FOOD CO., BOSTON, MASS,
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Az nm Onsct.

why should governments interest
themselves in the healthfulness or un-
h~ealtlfulness of the food the people
cat?p asked the man with the thirst for
knowledge.
Tor the reason" replied the man
with the Information to give out. that
when wars. automobiles and grade
crossing accidents are doing sc much
to reduce the population of the earth
something has got to be done to main
tain the equilibrium."-Chicago Trib-
une.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Queen Victoria was very fond of chill
dren. and one day she invited three lit
tie girls to pay her a visit. The neither
of n Of the children went, too, to take
charge of the party. During the visit
the queen asked II of the little girls
where she lived. Near Whiteley's,"
answered the child. and the mother
was not exactly pleased because she
would have liked the queen to think
they lived somewhere else. After say
ing NEAR Whiteley's' the child looked
up shyly at the queen and asked.
"Where DO you llve?" "Oh. l live near
G~orringe's." said the queen. with her
charmlngly kind smile. and the little
girl had no idea that the queens house
near Gorringe's' was known to all the
world rs Buckingham palace or that it
was a bit grander and bigger than her
little home near the shop she mention
ed.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
A Clever Pair of Dyarfs.

Richard Gibson and his wife, who
fiourished In the seventeenth century.
we're a remarkable pair quite apart
from their inches, which, combined,
barely reached seven feet. Both were
clever miniature painters, and Gibson
was drawing master to the daughters
of james H., both future queens of
England. At their wedding, which was
arranged by Henrietta Maria. Charles
/. gave the bride away. the queen
placed a valuable diamond ring on her
finger, and Edmund Waller, the court
poet. wrote a poem, which opened
thus:
Design or chance makes others wives.
But Nature did this match contrive;
and concluded:
All. Chloris. that kind Nature thus
From all the world hath severed Us.
Creating for ourselves us two,
AS love has mo for only you,
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
The PIE dge.

WHENEVER you nave crost yorr
kKj heart an hoped to die. an 'en
w You go an tell n secret at yoE
aid you won't, an When
No matter ever IL your sweetheart asia
you to-you tell
What you nave crost your heart about an
swored you'd Keep It well.
You'll never get believed again. 20 matter
What you do; .
Nobody ever trusts you. an the boys all
Whenever you go fishin'. an they never
so along.
'Cuz 4 you cross your heart an tell 1t is
a dreadful wrong.
onct Henry Bemis told me of a little boy
he knew
who crcst his heart an hoped TO die an
swore he'd keep 1t true
An went an told the teacher what he
crost his heart about
Ist 'erz he vas a toady. an the boys all
found it out.
Sos after that they hated him, an when
they're In q crowd
An he I'D como around they'd call nm
.tattle tale OFT loud,
An all of EN- would go away. an Henry
Bemis said
He bet he was so lonesome al he almost
wished he's dead.
'Cuz when You cross your heart it is the
solurrestezt thing
AT Won can do. an even II you was a
raitey King
An erost your heart an hoped to die you
wouldn't never dast
To tell what ont one told you. but you'd
have TO keep 1t fast
An locked up in your secret breast till
him at told you said
He'd take the cross offn your heart. or
else at he was dead.
An EN- it wouldn't matter. but as long as
Re was mum
You'd never dast to tell 1t even to your
dearest chuml
j. ". Foley in New York Times.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
He wa. Very Much Alive.

When visiting one of the primary
schools some years ago the day before
Memorial day, or Decoration day, as it
was then more generally called, |. as
usual, as a member of the school board.
addressed the pupils. When closing |
said:
well children, you have a holiday
tomorrow. What day is itT'
Decoration day. from all in unison.
what do you do on Decoration
day."
Decorate the soldiers graves" said
all together again.
why do you decorate their graves
any more than others?'
This was q stickler, but finally one
little fellow held up his hand.
well. sir, why is itf"
because they are dead and VIZ
ain't."-Boston Herald.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Two three-year-olds, frankie AMI
George. were L glorious spring
morning admiring Il magnificent bel OF
pans.e5 upon which hundreds o. BIOS
SONS were turned to the eastern Sun.
The children were looking into tn
pansy faces with t~ireless interest and
delight when frankie discovered a bud
AMI exclaimed:
Here one amt dot her eyes open
yet"
Georgia, bending over, examined 1t
gravely. then in a voice full of sympa-
thy said:
Poor little blind pansy!"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Country Pleasures.

The flowers have co-ne as flowers have
done
Since first the buoyant world was young
When giud creations newborn son
Voiced happy heart with joyous tongue.
The worlds a-thriil with JOY intense.
The throst,e pipes from wind-sgept a
Nov mother VII again commence
Fron -sassaf-as to make Il tea.
The lark is winginS through the blue.
Faint comes lis glad note from afar;
The suniit space il travels through
And echoes where his nestlirgs are.
The boys arr splashirg ii h ditch
IN making lots OF re.se and fuss,
To trousers bard they give . hitch
And wade out after cala.nus.
The lilac leaves Ike squirrels ears
Are standing pointed and alert.
The tulip 8 crimson head appears
IRE Gladscnc season 10 ASSERT.
Dame Nature row IS al awake
Nrd calling TO the sons CT men.
And in response some cgGS take
And alnble out to set ire hen.
Down BY tire pond the willows show
Their ~oiGea waaOs with grceniaS fringe,
The whipping waters slowly flow.
The xavciet5 on the banks i.npinSe.
Arong the buds Of ~colr1bine
The bees are bu-ziaS overhead.
ia lie to lear. but. baby miIe.
1 have to hoe The onion bed.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
1csIzi5ped fs..in Psee1 )
would be safer, you may go into the
.saferr,, he reneated hlankly.


"Saferr" he repeated blankly.
Eyes. Sit still, please" 1t took oil
her tender memories of Charlie and the
persistent thought that IL he were IN
trouble she would wish even strangers
to be kind to him that made Der force
herself, shrinking with repulsion tho
while. to wind the white material over
the jagged cut. "There." Sic put =
final pin and stepped back. They will
be coming back this way, and I'm
afraid-I know-they will see you from
the road"
lie rose and stood looking down on
her in bewilderment.
who will see me?' he asked. why
should / mind?"
-0h," she cried suddenly and clasped
her hands in distress, they are coin
ing this way nowl They must have
traced you here!' She pointed away TO
where many figures were visible, an
preaching through a vast blur OF dust
along the country road. "Ihey are
terribly angry. You must go some
where at oncel You must get away
quick"
MY dear childr' he cried. "Wh.
should they be angry ut me? VIII.
have / doneT"
"OA, yen know what you've donef
she cried in plteous passion. you've
robbed the bank at the county seat
and shot the banker, and-and he shot
at you-and that's why you're wound
ed-and'-
She broke of in amazement. For.
although the mounted men were
steadily drawing nearer, this reckless
young man sank again to the bench
and burst into laughter SO gay, SO
amused, SO ringing. that she began to
doubt his sanity.
..Bessr' roared a stentorian voice
She looked toward the gate. Her
uncle had stopped his horse, but the
others were jogging along. Like one
walking in a dream she went down at
his summons.
..They landed the bandit safe in jail
before we reached there, SO we turned
back. That young fellow indicating
the man under the tree, fought TO be
In bed. He got n pretty bad fall when
his automobile ran into tie ditch.
told him this was the nearest house.
and to come on here 50 your aunt
could look after him. What are YOU
shaking SO for? I've got TO 90 on into
town. He's a city man-a fine young
fellow. | used to know his father.
His name il Frederic Lyle. His friend
went on to town for DR.. Fox. They'll
be here pretty soon. Tell your ant
to get a fine dinner. Wen keep the
boys overnight if they'll stay"
Brushing %furiously, Bessie went
slowly back to where young Lyle
stood.
"Ohr she said brokenly. "What q
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS mistake"
You must have thought" he &c
clared Quizzieally, that the banker a.
saa.ted me with a rock! \ bullet
doesn't leave this kind OF 2 mark"
She broke down and laughed helr
lessly.
.'Come in she said, and held on;
her hand.s II wonder if you will eyer
forgive me-"
Her eyes dropped under the linseg-
ing glance that met her oN.s.
Il am pretty sure | shali-sosre
day-on one condition." he said sig
nifcantly.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
To tie Knocker.

Quit your kicking. quit you kicking.
Quit and get IL steady work;
In your crop a grudge is ticking.
Microbes in your system Turk;
Ger you hovers melancholy
Making everything lock blue;
Try 10 BE- a little jolly.
That's the thing. old boy. to do.
Take the grudgc that you have pampere'
Forty miles from anywhere.
Sec that with a can its hanlpered.
Turn It loose and leave It there:
Fro yourself from its ~euthralling,
TO its ghost 10 longer cling:
WHAT'S the usa of always falling
Right afoul of everything?
Quit your kicking. cult your kicking.
Get to work with main and might.
What's the vse In always n!ciing
Scars In everything In sight?
Doesn't brig YOU any money.
Eut 1t trouble brings galore.
So just NJ and quit It, sonny:
DO net do 1t amy more.
Quit your kicking. quit your kicking;
When did kicking ever pay?
You can hear the cans a-clicl.ing
On the knockers every day.
Have a little lose about you.
Laugh and joi.e n little. too:
Let the kickers kick without you,
That's the thing fer you to do.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Placing tire Blame,

This new form of spinal meningitis
seems to bafie you physicians"
Battles Is not the word, sir. Nothing
battles a physician"
.But you don't seem able to cure it?'
oh. that's an entirely different
thing. That's the fault of the disease.
not III fault" replied the medic.-Cin-
cinnati Commercial Tribune.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Disannninfed.

Luck never manages things just
right" said the irritable man who dis
likes music. 1T might just as well
have been the other way around, bat it
wasn't"
"Yhet IS the trouble now?"
MY daughter who plays the piano
has a sore throat. and the one who
sings has a sore observation-disclosures
Star.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Az to- the Mode.

Waiter-Did you order beef a Ia
mode. sir?
Witty (who has been waiting half
an hoar)-Yes. What's the matter?
Have you been waiting for the styles
10 ehange?-Cathollc Standard and
Times.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
An ArffrI Dnlrcr.

Meeker-sorne of the stories Wlndig
tells are hard 10 believe.
B,eeker-oh, | manage to get around
that all ri-ht by refusing TO believe
anything he says.--Chicaso News.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
The Miss of Ignorance.

she-Some people don't know what's
good for them in this world.
He-yes. but they're better off than
the people that know and haven't the
price TO get it.-Detroit Free Press.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Out OF Place.

81 see Jones riding around in an au
~toinobile."
whats the matter with th2tT
"yyell, he is only a hack writer"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

There is a tide in the affairs CT men
as well as an occasional united in the
divorce courts.
When the devil finds work for Idle
hands he pays them in the wages or
sin.
1t is a smart girl who can't sing and
knows it.
To the young man who is strapped
the Ice cream sign is a danger signal.
1t is enough to cause a man to lose
faith in human nature to have some one
sneak around and steal a good UNI
brella from him half an hour after he
has stolen 1t himself.
Walking is good exercise, but the
man who has TO walk back home from
the races already feels exercised
enough.
Often q man makes bungllng work
Of holding the baby lest he should get
a steady job at 1t.
A well balanced man will save part
of his good fellowship for home con-
sumption.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

1t is a good
thing that the
levi can't read
III thoughts, or
he would prob
ably be calling
on the most of
us much Of
tenel than he
does.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

lie asked fe. bread in humble tone
And got wisat seemed to DO i stone,
But careful observation making
He saw 4 vas a brides first baking.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Where He Failed.

"He is a great artist. He car draw
most anything"
AL but a check Oh the bank"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

As the japanese are called the Yam
KEGS of the cast, we should 1T once put
4 tariff on wooden nutlaegs for the pro-
lection OF Connecticut.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

One woman says that the reason that
she never married is because some wo-
men marry 50 much.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

"How can you crack those great
thick nuts so easily with your teeth?"
That's nothing. | have been study.
ing the Russian language"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

The proof of the pudding IS In what
tie visitors say about it after they go
home.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Generally when 4 woman drives n
man 10 drink he joys along rigat
steadily without shying at anything
along the way.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Right at Home.

"Are the neighbors friendly out your
way?'
"Oh. yes: they will come and borrow
things before they have had an intro
duction."
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
They Saved Him.

"He wrote a poem Gu spring"
"Was it priRted?'
NO. the editors TO whom it was sub
mitted were his friends"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Hurraor oua Philosophy
BY DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

TIE trouble with some sweet dlsposl'
lions is that they IRE SO apt to sour on
such short notice.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Its Function.

'VVhat business is your son in?"
soap
GLOW is he doing:'
"oh. lie cleans up several thousand
every year"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Some men would have more of a de-
sire TO take Il hint IL it Were nailed
down.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Net His lind.

Ever have Il doctor treat you?"
"Treat me, don't call that being
treated VIXEN | have to pay myself for
what he tells me to drink"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

While a doctor may not be able to
cure Il mai wish money, he Is always
willing to try.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Distance lends enchantment to every
thing but Il pretty girl.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
No Use Living.

When man is too inert
To Dirt
When some young girl can't turn his
head,
He might as well be dead.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Some Evidence,

Some Evidence.
"Do you think the ancients were
smarter than we are?"
"Well, Noah knew enough to come IN
out OF the rain"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
TIE Unfortunate Accompaniment.

"Does be want work.?
"oh, no; he jEst wants the pay that
goes with IT,"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

\ woman does dislike TO see q man
act foolish about another woman.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
EIun1cg aao philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

1t IS seldom hard TO convince a nan
that he is a mighty clever fellow.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
COLONlST TICKETS.
SALE DATES.

Commencing March lst and con-
tinuing dailv until and including
May 18th, 1905, aud commencing
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

September 10Th and continuing
daily until aud including October
31si, 1905. colouists tickets will be
on sale from eastern points and
d rect iht,imedinte from;
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Important Matters First.
She settled the affairs Of state
As leader OF the club.
And when her husband drifted home
He had to eat cold grub.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
Sure to Get Printed.

Sure to Get Printed.
"Is be doing much literary work
nowy"
-yust writing n few patent medicine
testimonials"
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

When the devil finds work for Id
hands he pays them in the wages
sin.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Corresponding rates from other
points.
For further information call on
Agent Southern Pacific Company
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

The Nevada Central Railroad leaves Battle
Mountain tuesdays ana Saturdays at 30 A
NJ. returning " ednesdays aud Sundays at II &c
J. G.. MOORE. Agent
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

1t Is a smart girl who can't sing an
knows 1t.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Try this Office for job work.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01
. TIME GARD

rhe following table gives the %ettisal an
departure of passenger trains ri istti,
Mountain
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

A we'll balanced man will save part
OF his good fellowship for home con.
sumption.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

To the young man who is strapped
the Ice cream sign is a danger signal.
The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1905-06-01

Often q man makes bungling work
Of holding the baby lest he should get
a steady job at 1t.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-11-03
llntcrIndJnns iibcr Srau Sobb's
Sd,ifial.

Fbila6eIp6iu, ga, I. gtop. -
Coroner 0ugon cr0iinctc Ben i5n.
Qlrcit I'M 6one ser 6rou Murguret
(ooo, elmer moblbubcnoeu, II Sabre
olten Help Dortcrin. Ocreu oerItiim.
ntcltc 2eihe am Grcitug Hbeno ouf
Dem 0obnqeIcile inn 6oirunount Eurf
Qc'ltn0en iultr0c. Is bCrrid)t 9ltntel
lrbcr oct llmltun0tL inter iuclhei
0tc 6ralt ltnacfonmcn lit. 3lpei 81.
lcnbobn NngeltcIltc, pcIde Ole 2eid)c
ouraeIunoen babcn, iugen ans. e8 let
niht mogIidl ouB Ole 6roll iiber oeu
0umm altI 0u9 @clciic obgcitiir5t
lei. un0 0ie N~nSeid)cn oellteten odruti
bin, Dab Die SCihe aus einiger Ont.
fcrrltng auf Ou5 @cIciie geid)Ieppt
Worocn lei, Gle picleu Giamonten,
tpcIfc Die 6rau trlta, lulIroen oil Der
Ecld)e Dor~gelulocn, 0oQcgln fano iit
III ibrem B~ortcntpunuic o~uiioQcno
menig 8elo.