The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-31
With the Long BolD
Eye natures walks. shoot foLv flies
low to Beat the Street Car Company Honesty-An Ar
gument Showing Why It Is Not Right to Hunt Up the
Conductor and Force Your Nickel Him Provided He
Has Happened to Pass You BY in the Rush.

81 Has Happened to Pass You BY in the Rush.
q Kenwood genius has worked out wonderful scheme by
hich may beat the street out OF nickel
pozithout the least strain on his conscience!
OF anyone may beat the street company II the
1nductor happens pass him. by saying nothing about it.
t there those who troubled by the old Puritan
Of conscience They that they ought hunt up
conductor and force their nickel him. You would
roe surprised find how many people will do thing like this:
The other night the Kenwood car, the conductor
by the writer without taking his contribution and
i remark was made
could find use for the money and would of courses with
every right thinking person. like beat the street
pany il could be done conscentously But I've had the
ride and presume it ought to be paid for.
'Hod there" replied the Kenwood genius started
conductors attention. 'here way Of beat
ing the company honestly method that is perfectly salts
factory the conscience and which have used for year,
listened excitedly.>
About year ago the conductor neglected and when
stepped off the handed him the nickel Don't you
do that again. he said why not7 said l. Because
it gets into trouble If there spotter the
he would the incident and report for passing by
Now you wouldn't get the conductor into
ouble of He has family Of eight small children
nd mother depending him. It would not be ght'
Of it clear daylight, and since that time
h D beat S the pa not only with clear
There's always argument If you hunt for it.
We just the point Of using Myron W. Reeds de-
scrpon of the Colorado climate apply this,
forty feet deep and drifting, y, when it showed -.
The Dickey On d. Reporter has letter from j. A. May
who, with j. j. Attrdge has been travelling in the Pacific
northwest When they arrived at Vancouver, B. c.. they
careless put at hotel located Thirteenth street.
OF something happened 1t found later that this
hotel opened the 18th of
the 18th and the fire occurred Friday with the boys
comfortably asleep in their beds. Mr.. Way writes:
About pm we heard terrible and racket around
doh, build;
about when to our surprise we seen the hotel fire and
escape cut off only by going thru the window and sliding
down rope from the third story We the descent
umphany, amid the cheers of the fremen and czens'
This is close to get And it is where
25Opound with bay window shows up great disad-
vantage.
national business show at Madison Square garden
in New York. showing concounng machines, adders, null
tpier and ypewrtes without number Mingled with the
OF these machines may be heard the accurate rattle Of
the typewriter of Miss Mary Darlington Of Springfield Mass
Miss Darlington typewriter faster
than the average operator write with both eyes open
Miss Darlington writes 1876 words minute on the machine
with her eyes covered with bandage.
bindfoded typewriter lady might be Of some advantage
IN the Office but the crying need is for bndfolded
that he cannot look the beauty lady to whom
he is debating. Isn't that So mama?
- Sidney Smith Hawkins Of Clarksburg Nd, has Just
marry Miss Adde M Nicholson and holding in his hand an
other he had just procured for his marriage to Miss Marv
Case the young fellow stood in the office Of the clerk of the
circuit court and pondered long seriously trying
eide which Of the young ladies he really preferred his life
companion Seated in the young mans buggy in front of
the courthouse Miss Case little dreaming the real rea
son why it took her betrothed so long. ....~ 49,
Hawkins explained to the sheriff that he loved both young
Ladies, but was in quandary which
lie asked the sheriff to name the girl The sheriff SIDE
stepped ..
The desperate young fellow after thinking the matter
suddenly started for the door, and fastened to where Miss
Case was awaiting him. He jumped into the buggy and made
for the minister's. The pastor settled it quick :...
But what will Mary when story, spread
far and wide in all the Maryland papers with gleefu COM
men? We fear there is bad half hour ahead for Sidney
Smith Hawkins. 80 "A r r ;.