The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-27

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a WOMAN who lives next to saw-fler s>shop has COM
A planned to the police that he flats little aud files off
the key.
Rojesvensky reports St Petersburg that his ships
holding together WE'LL but he has up nearly his
entire supply Of spauding's glue,
telegraph lineman in Boston named McPherson tried
having fit at the top of telegraph pole. man whow
choose place like that to throw his tit shows small sense
Since Easter of those inexpensive hats
have experienced drop from $275 to $24s and dear at
that e@
49,
putting in your seeds this spring do forget the
Painted Ladies and the Love-inaM Put them next to
the hollyhocks. .aS
When the car is especially crowded and the back eners
and straphangers thick the skating rinkers
Saturday night, the who smokes nail that is
between bag Of fertilizer and Chinese cooking
school is always Johnnie on the spot. ..... -.
The Russian ships proceeding north again. The
Faldeadovch making thirteen knots and the Onbottomo
doing little better The torpedoboat Gonebumpski is
with the feet The fleet orchestra is praccing
new piece called "The Rojestvensky Quickstep'
49, 1850. $40 '+' """~.
We have just had from the hand Of dear friend,
Lady Mary an account of device employed by the gddy
folk Of the London have long yeang
after something that will enable them have end of
good time and to the shattered ruined dge
penalties nncted
those who the blndy They want to keep being
naughty children, says Lady Mary and at the time
avoid Dame Nature s spankings.
Now, from Swedish physician, writes Lady Mary, has
come message which full Of tngs Of comfort and joy
for the aded and depang devotees of Mayfair He has dis
covered that the hypnotic sleep prolonged for three
four weeks and has the marvellous recuperatve
benefits of such treatment The rundown society
1ecines easy chair; she others doing the same
she listens they do to forcble exposition Of the
from the doctor, who afterward hypnotzes her. She is
reused occasionally to hafconscious state to eat No
authorized person allowed to enter the room the sleeper
is put rapport with sympathetic and receives the
suggestions to eating etc. from the doctor him
SELF The deeper the slumber the quicker the alleged
Bssfuly ignorant of how time has passed meanwhile,
the patient is finally awakened from her hypnotic sleep and
sent forth into the world in frstclass shape stand the
strain Of another long bout of social dissipation.
The Psyche Therapeutcal society is going establish
sleep ce' institution in London. 1t already assured
Of large patronage ~ dom mind how much Of my life
give to sleep, said mpenitent social sinner, eff
follow out my ideas Of good time while I'm
awake. What have dreaded is reformation the only
alternative to a condition of chronic nvalidism." \
This sorrowful story Lady Mary writes length for the
of the United States But she does not look far enough
ahead to predict the unpleasant concentrated hell that
set is laying up for itself.
The governors staff in North Dakota contains two
colonies of than ordinary note Colonel De la Bere 1.-THE
la is not abbrevation of lager) David Lan
Colonel De la Bere is widely known and Colonel
making reputation editor and postmaster at May
colonel
he has licked stamps than postmaster of Of
the in the state Colonel Larn is also particular
the matter Of etiquette In number of the May
vile Tribune he says:
#z We find that chapter I, article I, of the
constitution prescribes the mode and form of
salute that shall be given colonel It is man
datory and compulsory The salute is pre-
scribed in this wise: Having met the eye of
{ the colonel, modestly lower your to the
ground (you will find it almost impossible to
look colonel square in the eye) and advance
further Immediately take off your hat and
bend in the middle (bend double if possible)
and place your free hand in the bend (your
hat is in the other) becoming erect place
both thumbs in the lobes Of the and wave
~ gently, standing stock still till the colonel rec
ognzes you.
If the colonel fails to recognize you the Tribune gives
certain occult form of words that said compel atten
ton They have down from the old Latin form of
military sautaon in times Of peace and something like
this whatteyou hav' the mystic words being followed
by the pouring Of ibation. .1 - -. -...:.,. =,
Governor Sarles list Of colonies has been very favoraby
commented on in Mayvile .-s-.s. "A. j. R. s.
What Women Want to K1z0w.