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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29


A Washington minister says that
Americans are the most profane peo-
pie in the world. But is there really
no other country where motormen re-
fuse to stop for beople who are in a
hurry9
Those persons who always walk
around a sidewalk grating are viudi-
Gated at last. A grating in a Brooklyn
sidewalk gave way the other day and
two men were preciritated ZEN feet
into a cellar.
After attending the rough riders'
convention in Texas next month Pres
ident Roosevelt will visit Colorado,
where he will be formally welcomed
by the governor who happens to be in
office at the time.
Since the strained relations between
Sweden,aud Norway have produced so
much irritation in both countries the
name of Nanseu, the arctic explorer,
has been mentioned frequently as the
future prime minister OF Norway.
It is obvious that a duty on coffee
might produce considerable revenue,
about $40, 900, 900 for each cent of duty
per pound until it WAS put high enough
to check importation. incidentally
it would benefit Porto Rico and Hawaii
by discriminating in tb, # favor, but
the Philippines are not In a position to
be materially helped by It.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

fell out. I could not sit down, for
my clothes would stick to the raw
and bleeding flesh, making me cry
out with pain. My doctor did all he
could, but I got worse and worse. I
did not think 1 could live, and wanted
death to end my frightful suferings.
"My mother-in-law begged me to
try Cuticura. I said 1 would, but had
no hope Of recovery. But oh, what
blessed relief 1 experienced after APP
plying Cuticura Ointment. 1t cooled
the bleeding and itching flesh, and
brought me the first real sleep in
weeks. 1t was as grateful as ice to a
burning tongue. / would battle with
warm water and Cuticura Soap, then
apply the Ointment freely, and took
the Resolvent for the blood. Soon the
sores stopped running, the flesh began
to heal my hair started to grow, and
in a short time 1 was completely
cured. If any one doubts this, tell
them to write to me.-Mrs.W VIM. Hunt,
I35 Thomas St., Newark, N. J."
Complete External and Internal Treatment for every
Humor,. from Pimples to ScrOiula, from Infancy 10 Age,
consisting Of Cuticura Soap, &cs Ointment 5OcY Resol-
vent, soc. Gin form Of Chocolate Coated Pills, Csc. per
vial Of COZ, may be had Of ell druggists. A single set often
cures. n8-Maned Free, .HoW to Cure Every Humor."
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

After the first of April the telephone
rate in New York to all parts of the
city by calls from public telephones
will be ten cents. In Boston the rate
lie Eve cents:
Occasionally Colonel Bryan's parti-
sanship assumes q very bitter tone.
He asserted recently that LaFOlIette
was the foremost reformer in the Re-
publican party.
Don't assert too positively that
young Mr.. Garfield knows nothing
about the beef trust ana It's methods.
He may have read Cuthbert Powell's
article by this time.
"Why is it that God is deserving the
Prohibitioniste2" asks the president Of
Bowdoin college. Possibly because
the Prohibition camp contains so many
cranky college professors.
The indianapolis Sentinel is respon-
sible for the statement that at Is be-.
ing suggested that President Roose-
welt wants to substitute the stork for
the eagle IS The national Bird
The Dallas (Tex.) Times Herald
lDem,) says: Allen u. Thurman died
poor, Roscoe Conkling died poor, L.
Q. G. Lamar died poor, George f. Hoar
died poor, Matt ii. Carpenter died
poor, John HI. Reagan died poor.
These were statesmen whose hands
were clean and hearts pure; men who
refused to represent special interests
while servants of the people-states-
men who were without money and
without price.
The birth of the fret son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Huddleston Rogers, Jr., brings
into the world a new heir to the mill
lions of h. II. Rogers, vice president OF
the Standard Oil company. a con.
~servative estimate Of the fortune
piled up by the oil magnate in his
sixty-hve years Of life places It ct a
little under 500, 600, 900. OF this the
son viii inherit probably SIS, zoo, 900.
The child, now but g few days old,
viii some day hold a much vaster fore
tune than that held today by John D.
Rockefeller. The new heirs mother
was Hiss Mary Bsniamln, daughter Of
an eminent New York patent lawyer,
and grand daughter of Psrk Benia-
mins the American poet.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
Startling Mortality.

Statistics show startling morality,
fr0m appendicitis and ~peritonitis. To
prevent and cure these awful diseases,
there Is Just one reliable remedy, DR..
Kings New Life Pills. NJ. Flannery,
Of IA Custom House Place, Chicago,
says: They have no equal for Consti-
patton and Biliouness." 25o at all
druggists.
II Dowie locates IN Mexico Diaz had
better watch out.
The flower OF the family is the man
who has the dough.
The best tip on a horse race is to keep
your money in your pocket.
The only success some men make in
life is a failure in business.
The Russian army needs more big
guns than one grand duke at its head.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

A" As you know, I wrote you that my doctor
said / must have an operation or l could not
live. l then wrote you, telling you my all
ments. / followed your advice and am en-
tirely well / al walk miles without an
ache or a pain, and I owe my life TO you and
to Lydia =. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
l wish every suffering woman would read
this testimonial and realize the value of writ
ing TO you and your remedy. Mrs. Mary
Dimmick, 59th and +. Capitol Streets, Benz
ming p, o., Washington, D. @.
When a medicine has been successful
in restoring to health so many women
whose testimony is so unquestionable,
you cannot well say, without trying it,
+" 1 do not believe it viii help me- If
you are i'll, don't hesitate to get a bot
tie Of Lydia e. Pinlham's Vegetable
Compound at once, and write Mrs. Pink
ham, Lynn. Mass, for special advice
1t is free and always helpful.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

President Smith boldly admitted
that Reed Smoot had 70 get his con-
sent before be became q candidate Tor
senator.
A cable from st. Petersburg asys:
"Russia win declare war on England
sooner or later.n The chances ere Il
win be later.
10 France women can wear trousers
by paying e10 q year. Ia this country
men can them by paying about
the same amount.
The dismissal Of Eve clerks Of the
city OF New York on charges Of mis-
appropriating fees should not end with
their removal from Office.
There may be microbes on the
money, but it doesn't stay long enough
In the hands Of the average man for
him TO acquire any Of them.
Life sentences seem to be growing
ia popularity. Nebraska has abolished
capital punishment and Kansas Is
talking about an anti divorce law.
There are nineteen grand dukes In
Russia, but the consolidated grandeur
Of the bunch wouldn't make an honest
American feel the least bit chesty.
A band Of religious people has gath
cred at Decatur. Ill.,. to wait for the
end of the world, which they claim
will come April IS. Such a business
Boston papers announce tie mar
riage Of Eli Goldman to Miss IRA Fish.
It's to be hoped the happy BRIDES
signature will not read IRA Fsh-Cod-
man.
A Russian correspondent who was
present at the battle of Mukden says
that the japanese had eight battalions
less than the Russians and had inferior
guns.
Governor Hook, in his inaugural
address in Topeka, Kan, said: exam
sas Is not a western state. 1t - the
rich, juicy meat in the national sand
wich."
The American Tobacco Company
shows net profits for 1904Of S22, 304, 500.
These figures are calculated to make
the beef trust ear upon it's hind legs
and below.
Deadlocks have their Objectionable
features, but a protracted deadlock
with a good finish is preferable TO the
election Of a bad candidate on the first
ballot.
The beef trust attorney who de-
manded justice for the packers must
have been surprised at the prompt
ness and unsnimity with which the de-
mand wal seconded.
A London Judge declares that "un.
married men nowadays are most ex-
travagant." Yes, indeed. Many of
them even imagine that they can afford
the luxury of a wife.
The mothers congress was so inn
pressed with Mr.. Roosevelt's address
on race suicide that it adopted q reso-
luton asking the senate to expel the
Mormon member who had but n
wife.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

When those who signed the plea Of
amnesty and secured the admission of
Utah by issuing a manifesto against
the practice Of plural marriages were
questioned about their breach of faith.
they defantly replied by asking what
the federal government was going to
do about it. Trey contend that as
Utah is now a sovereign state it is free
from all federal control and interior
euce.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

Standard actors often speak Of a site
pass" bat 1t looks as though General
Kuropatkin had discovered the real
thing.
Out East 3 combine has formed q
'lobsteri' trust, but it's dollars to
doughnuts that the chorus girl can
bust It.
An Eastern paper refers TO her as
told Mrs, Chadwick" She undoubt-
edly deserves punishment, but ought
70 be as severe &c this2
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
PURE FOOD.
Pure Whiskey and the Effects of
Impure Whiskey.

Unless tho rectifers are too strong,
the present session Of Congress is 60
ing to pass a Pure Food bill and include
whiskey. If they do, and these recti-
fers are forced to put the Gross Bones
and skull on their products, no man
will ..be foolish enough to buy it, al
though they do it now, and some with
the knowledge that it is not the genu-
inc article.
Who is to blame for this poisonous
stuff No one but the consumer him
self. There are two reasons for this.
Some want whiskey thattastes pleas ant,
others want it cheap. To the first,
they should know that 100 per cent Of
alcohol is standard for pure liquor,
and 100 per cent Of pure whiskey will
not drink as pleasant as water. The
Indians called it Fire Water. This was
before our forefathers knew anything
about thenew way Of making imitation
whiskeS. It was all pure then, conse-
quently, hot, 30 it is to day when 1t is
pure. To the second, the tax on every
gallon of 100 per cent Alcohol is Ito,
aud this alone is sufficient to make any
whiskey cost more than some want to
pay for it, and if whiskey is sold cheap
tits sold mean. that is when IL Is sold be-
low the possible cost Of production.
Whiskey bought at 100 per cent Of
AlcAohol may be too strong for most
people, but they always have the priyil-
eye in buying pure whiskey Of adding
water to suit their taste. and not pay
Ing anywhere from $500 to $500 for
water, which is surely plentiful most
anywhere.
Premier Pure,
The Whisky for Family Use.
Sold by
P. r. LANCASTER & CO.,
OwEEsBoRo, KENTUCKY.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
Cav Han hanred.

DR.. ]. L. Edwards, Brownsville,
Tenn, says he is to certify that I
have used the goth, Century Hair Tonic,
and while / have had access to all the
latest and best remedies in use by the
specialist Of the world. l find the goth
Century HAIR TONIC the best, safest
and surest remedy / have ever found
that would change gray hairs to its
natural color. Sold at all drug stores.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
Incredible Brutality.

It would have been incredible brutal
ity If Chas. F. Lemberger, OF syracuse,
n. Y, had not done the best he could
for his suffering on. my boy" he
says, "cut a fearful cash over his eye
80 / applied Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
which quicRly healed it and saved his
eye" Good for burns and ulcers too.
Only 25c at all drug stores.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
InfIammatOry rheumatism Cured.

William Shaffer, a brakeman of Dem
nison, Ohio, was confined to his bed
for several weeks with inf1ammatory
rheumatism. 81 used many remedies
he says. ''Finally I sent to McCaw's
drug store for a bottle of Chamber
lain's Pain Balm, at which time I was
unable to use hand or foot, and in one
weeks time was able to go to work as
happy as a clam" For sale by Bear.
den & King.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

The New York re~staurateurs are
said TO be excited over a reported lob
ster combination They would rather
deal with the claws of a lobster than
with those Of q lobster trust.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

to foot, and looked
more like a piece
of raw beef than a
human being.
Blood and pus
oozed from a great
sore on my scalp,
from under my I'm
ger nails, and near
1y all over my
body, and every
hair in my head
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
proper treatment o. pneumonia.

Pneumonia is too dangerous q dis
ease for anyone to attempt to doctor
himself, although be may have the
proper remedies at hand. A physician
should always be called. It should be
borne In mind, however, that pneu-
monia always results from a cold or
from an attack Of the grip and that by
giving Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
the threatened attack Of pnenmonia
may be warped of. This remedy is
also used by physicians il the treat
ment Of pneumonia With the best re-
suits. DR.. ". J. Smith. OF Sanders,
Ala, who IL also q druggist says Of it:
~ have been selling Chamberlain
Cough Remedy and prescribing it IN
my practice for the past six years. I
speed ls IN cases Of pneumonia and
always gotten the best results. .
eaFden 81 King.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

II Russia wants a congress real bad
Uncle Sam might rent them one until
December
Oyama Is 20 years old. There isn't a
Russian but wishes he had been chic
reformed ten years ago.
1t looks as If Russia would either
have to leave the table or ask that the
game be made "table- stakes
A Gulfport editor has written a play
entitled can Editors Purse It's a
Toto l shot there's nothing in it.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
A FavOrite Remedy for Babies.

It's pleasant taste and prompt cures
have made Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy a favorite with the mothers Of
SIN, II children. 1t quickly cures their
coughs and colds and prevents any
danger of pneumonia or other serious
consequences. 1t not only cures Group
but when given as soon as the croupy
cough appears will prevent the attack.
For sale by Bearden and King.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
P. R. & CO.,
OwEEsBoRo, KENTUCKY.

No one dares TO prosecute q Nor
mon for any infraction Of the anti
polygamy laws In Utah.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
RAW BLEEDING
SCALY ECZEMA
Looked More Like Piece Of Raw
BEEF Than Human Being Doc
tors Useless - Blessed Relief and
First Real Sleep in Weeks After
First Application, and
SPEEDY CURE BY
CUTICURA REMEDIES

words cannot describe the terri
bic eczema 1 suffered with. I was
almost a solid mass of sores from head
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
Strikes Hidden Rocks.

When your Snip Of health strikes the
hidden rocks Of Consumption, Pneu-
monia, etc, you are lost il you don't
get help from DR.. Kings New DiscoV-
cry for Consumption. J. W. McKin-
non, Of Tailadega Spring, Ala, writes;
81 nave been very III with Pneumonia,
under the care Of two doctors, but was
getting no better whenI began to take
Or. Kings New Discovery. The first
dose gave relief, and one bottle cured
MS Sure cure for sore throat, bron
ehitis, coughs and colds. Guaranteed
py an druggists, price SOC and 500.
~ bottle free.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

Following we publish two Lett
tiers from q woman who accep-
ted this invitation. Note the
result.
First letter.
"Dear Mrs. Pinkham;-
"For eight years l have suffered something
terrible every month with my periods. The
pains are excruciating and l can hardly stand
them. My doctor says / have ovarian and
womb trouble, and / must go through an OPP
erationi If l want to get well. do not want
to submit to- it if can possibly help it.
Please tell me what TO do. Hope you can
relieve me. Mrs. Mary Dimmick, 18th and e.
Capitol SITS, Benning P.O., Washington, Dc
Second letter.
8 Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
after following carefully your advice,
and taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, / am very anxious to send you
my testimonial, that others may know their
valueand what you have done for me.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

The ground hogs time is up.
II you can't boost. don't knock.
House cleaning joys have come.
Fish are like men-they frequent the
bars.
Good afternoon. Have you been
held up yeti
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29
The COlOneI's Waterloo.

Colonel John NJ. Fuller, of Honey
Grove, Texas, nearly met his Waterloo
from Liver and Kidney trouble. In a
recent letter, he says: Il was nearly
dead, of these complaints. and although
/ tried my family doctor, he did me no
good; so got a SOC bottle of your great
Electric BitteFs, which cured me. 1
consider them the best medicine on
earth, aud thank God who gave you
the knowledge TO make them" Sold
and guaranteed TO cure Dyspepsia,
Biliousness and Kidney Disease, by all
druggists, at SOC a bottle.
Those turning movements Of Field
Marshal 0yama's certainly are enough
to make any inexperienced general
dizzy.
Cdifornians have taIred and feath.
cred q preacher. Probably he had
preached a sermon against prize
lighting.
Much has been said about taxing
bachelors, but how about taxing men
who get married and make a fearful
mess Of it2
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

The pugilist who is all in may be
regarded as a proper subject to be
Oslerized.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

Girls, bewarel A young lady in Mt.
Pheasant, Iowa, was fined So for gig
Cling In church.
Paderewski is not creating the furore
that be did the last time he was here.
He has had a hair cut.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-03-29

There is a great difference in being
a cross bear and a cross bearer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02
80 Bu, macaroni wheat Per Acre,


introduced by the U. s. Dept. of Ayr.
1t is a tremendous cropper, yielding in
good land in Wis, ILL.,, Ia. Mich. Ind,
arid lands, such as are found in Mont,
Idaho, the Dakotas, Colo, etc, it will
yield from 40 to go bu. This Wheat and
Speltz and Hanna Barley and Bromus
Inermis and Billion Dollar Grass. makes
it possible to grow and fatten hogs, sheep
and cattle wherever soil is found.
JUsc SEND 10c AND THIS NOTICE
to the John A.. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, and they will send you free a sample
Of this Wheat and other farm seeds, to-
gether with their great catalog, alone
worth $4,000 to any wide-awake farmer.
IW. N. VI
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

There 10 more Catarrh in this section Of the country
t than 1 all other . a ansnnssd Pt Ut tSeg ;n , and until Ta. the elias last
many years doctors pronounced 1t q local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing
Science has proven Catarrh to be q constitutional dis
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F.. j Cheney
q Co, Toledo, Ohio.i Is the only constitutional cure ON
the market. 1t Is taken internally in doses from 10
drops 10 q teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address; F. J. CHENEY d CO., Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02
GRATEFUL TO cuTlcuRA

For instant Relief and Speedy Cure Of
Raw and Scaly Humour, itching.
Day and Night-Suffered
Months.
II wish you would publish this let
ter, so that others suffering as I have
may be helped. For months awful
sores covered my face and neck, scabs
forming, itching terribly day and
night, breaking open, and running
blood and matter. l had tried many
remedies, but vas growing worse.
when I started with Cuticura. The
first application gave me instant re-
lief, and when l had used two cakes
of Cuticura Soap and three boxes of
Cuticura Ointment l was completely
cured. (signed) Miss Nellie Wander
Wiele, Lakeside, N. Y"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02
The Callers Advantage.

Mrs. Wylkins-Which shall we do to-
night, cal Ion the Dumleys, or tele-
phone for them to come over here?
Mr.. Wylkins-Call on them, by all
means. Then we a start home when
we like instead of waiting for them to
think Of going.-Somerville Journal.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02
A Tragic Situation.

Fitzboodle-By the way-dining at
the Lyonhunter's tomorrow night?
acknowledgements 7 remember,
they did ask me.
Fitzboodle-Forgot to answer?
Ftzjoodle-Oh, / answered fast
enough, but I've clean forgotten wheth-
er 1 accepted or declined.-LondoD
Opinion.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02
Only an Episode.

B%reathlessly the young mar who
had declared himself stood over her.
awaiting her swer
Breathlessly-yet 1t vas better SO.
He was chewing a clove.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02
Her Last Trip.

The Lady Of Shalott was drifting
down the river in her barge.
Evidently" they cried, "Tennyson
has neglected to inspect the vessel be.
fore he put her on it."
This is the true tale of the hapless
end of the little excursion.-New York
Sun.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infa,lible
medicine for coughs and colds--N. W. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove, N. j.. Feb. II. 1900.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02
The only high grade Baklng Powder
made ate moderate prizes.
Calumet
Powder
Good for a Press Notice.

The Soubrette-The leading lady
claims to have been married to one
man for seven consecutive years.
Low Comedian-Huh! Some wom-
en- will do almost anything for a little
notoriety!-Chicago News.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

sIrs. winsIow's Soothing syrup> /.
for enitaren TeS1n nlnaggn, s III LII ina gI 3in peaaees n
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

1t is generally easy enough to Judge
a man by the diamond he wears in his
shirt front.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

FITS R Rsst dsY's 1se e q 81. E E Hnss0 Gf nslH Ss1ae 40. ssss
or. Send for FREE %. 90 trial bottle and treastsas
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

Some men possess the ability to turn
their cheeks of brass into pots Of gold.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

Some actors become tramps be-
cause they get hungry at times.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

A good many good men gone wrong
have wronged a good many good men
who kept right.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

TO CURE A COLD I'm ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug.
gists refund the money II 1t fails to cure. E. ".
Groves signature 10 on each box &c.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

When Vanity enters at the front door
Reason steals out the back way.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-02-02

important TO Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle OF CASToRIA.
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It