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Three. best bets. More Graft.
{ Still More Graft.
New York Evening Telegram.
1t must make a woman green with
envy when she thinks of the telephone
talking even when it is under the
groupd.-Staunton (ya.) Leader.
1t is sale that there are 6.OO0.O00 life
Insurance policy holders in this coun-
try. And most Of them haven't word
to says@-Cieveland Plaindealer.
4. Warder Of the Pit: Heat No. 7S6.-
54S with forfeited policies, quick Here
comes one who was president of q
life insurance company" Washington
Times.
The earthquake has got around 70
the country ruled by Castro in time to
supply him with new holes in which To
put the foreign investors Louis
GlObe-Democrat.
Said Railway Rates to Tariff Bill.
We'll meet this winter on the Hill"
Said Tariff Bill, in quick response.
I'm after you. though, dear Alphonse"
Washington Times.
1t is just because Mr.. Clevelanda
arguments against woman suffrage
are mot worth replying to" that Miss
Susan b. Anthony replies to them at
length.-Newark Advertiser
Cinnamon may know how to make
superior bombs, but t ay would never
make successful anarchists, as they
cannot grow the whiskers that go
with the ade-Montreal Star.
After all, James ]. Hill and John d.
Rockefeller are right The young men
of to-day have a better chance than
they ever had. They are the heirs to
their fathers estates.-Milwaukee Sen,
tinel.
A guard of the West Virginia penl-
Tertiary escorted his former sweet
heart to prison for numbering her hus-
band. Oh, life has some compensation
in spots.-New York Evening Tee-
gram.
If General Corbin really wishes
army officers to lead the simple life"
he should himself set the example by
Immediately discarCiing some of his
gold lace and hot air.-Jacksonville
Times-Union.
When a girl begins to persuade a
| young man that he ought to economiza
she usually means that he should stop
spending money for cigars and save
up to buy her a diamond ring.-De-
troit Free Press
| oF A
diets lower prices for provisions for
the coming winter What does the
Beef Trust say? That combination is
more potent than even a Cabinet Off
cer.-Utica Observer.
If you still think the New Yorker IL
not the greatest Reuben who ever
came to town, just look at that $780,
600 bunco game that has just been
worked ON his leading bank-Charles-
ton News and Courier.
Hyde, the agricultural statistlcian.
should not be COMPOUNDED with Hyde,
the insurance statistician. These emf
nent disprovers of the statement that
| statistics cannot lie were in different
| lines.-New York Mail
/ We hear that Wall street was
amazed at the ease with which the
Standard Oils bank was swindled.
which would indicate THAT even Wall
street has still a thing Or two to learn.
Newark Advertiser.
Meanwhile Norway. having obtained
her divorce from the kingdom of Swe-
| den, is face to face with the question
| as to her future status. There is a
fine opening for some far-seeng states
Inanship.-Boston Herald.
The Governor of Minnesota has
written a strong open letter in denun-
citation of the brutality of college
sports" But what does the dear man
suppose the boys go to college for-to
study books ?-Savannah News.
In preparing for his war against the
! United States President Castro of Ven
| eZuela is having a gunbOat 6nilt in
| this country. There is not wanting
some humor in the fellow, though it
be involuntary.-Ph Philadelphia Record.
The trouble in the Caucasus is
known as holy war" The Tartars
don't like the religion of the Armen-
ians and are numbering them. BY
these gentle methods they advance the
sacred cause of lamism.-Portland
Oregonian.
The fame of some celebrities is not
easily eclipsed. Thus the book of
Five Hundred Proper and Up-to-date
20, ,icl, is bor oil Io
trains, still bears as a cover design
the likeness of Senator c. NJ Depew
Boston Transcript
The determination of the Attorney
General to move slowly in the prosecu-
ton of the indicted officers, employees
and attorneys Of the Beef Trust is
commendable if he does not move
slowly as to make the trials a farce.
The country expects some results after
so many months of waiting-Pitts-
burg Dispatch.
The Russian losses in ships at Port
Arthur, Vladivostok and the Sea of
Japan during nineteen months Of war
were $113.000000 according to the
governments statistics For the fiscal
year ended June so last-a year Of
peace-the United States spent Sill
100000 on the navy. The comparison
is suggestive-New York World.
With the very worst crimes being
committed by men from among our
most eEIinently respectable citizens
why is it that justice is so gentle and
generous with them? The real basic
reason is the lack OF a deep and sin
cere belief in the great American dem
ocratic principle Of equality. Our edu-
cation is tainted with snObbishness
1t puts into judges, lawyers, prose
cutors, jurors even, subtle feeling
that thief is not a thief. at least not
quite so much a thief, if he happens
to be an educated man and if his
crimes are of great magRituje.--Phi!-
adelphia Saturday Evening Post.