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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-29
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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-29

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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-09-29
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tn Iufregung.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
GOVERNOR HOCH,s PAsSus

Governor Hoch has come ou+
against the use of railroad masses hv
public officials. He believes it is an
evil. At the same time he justifies his
own use of passes by the statement
tnat he has paid for his passes many
times over by the advertising he has
given the railroads in his newspaper.
Thst latter statement is undoubtedly
| true of the railroads which the Marion
Record advertises. There is scarcely
a country newspaper in Kansas that
does not give the railroads more ad-
vertising than they receive in the way
OF transportation-barri a few
whose editors are professional gadders
The average editor gives each rail-
road all the advertising it asks for, and
Few editors use transportation equaling
| half the value of the advertising.
therefore Governor Hoch's statement
| is probably correct-so far as it ap-
plies to the railroads which he adver-
| tises.
| But does not Governor Hoch carry
passes on a number of railroads that
never have a line of advertising in the
Marion Record? For instance, there
are the Frisco, and the M, K. & T.,
and the Missouri Pacific, and the
Union Pacific. Does Governor Hoch
do any advertising for these roads :?
And does he not carry passes on them.
Did he not use these passes extensively
during the last campaign. and does he
not use them now when it is necessary
for him to travel over these lines?
Others, of course, have used passes
before Governor Hoch, but the use of
passes has not heretofore been regard
ed as the evil it is today. Governor
Mickey of Nebraska has set a good ex-
ample by returning his passes to the
railroad companies. Will Governor
| Hoch do likewise
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
GLOBE SIGHTS.
[From the Atehison Globe.l

LFrom the Atchison Globe.l
We are always afraid of a man who
wears sporty vest.
Tell a man he has pretty diamond
and he will say it needs cleaning very
badly.
Why do parents always boastingly
give the weight of what the stork
brings them?
Some houses always look as though
the occupants were in the midst of a
house cleaning.
If you do a disastrous thing careless
ly, it is the same thing as if you did it
on purpose.
Some peoples ideas of being sincere
is to say disagreeable things to their
friends faces.
Thou But Knew All, that's the rea-
son they marry each other: Because
neither one knows.
1t is said of an Atchison woman who
has been sick, that she looks so much
worse than a ghost that she suggests a
ghost with a bad liver.
An Atchison elocutionist will never re-
cite in the presence of her mother. She
says her mother has a sneer on her face
that almost freezes her.
We have always had great admiration
for Marshall Field. the Chicago mer-
chant prince; but we went back on him
when he married In his old age. That's
always a mistake; people always jeer at
that.
An Atehison man says he has noticed
that when a young man from a coun-
try town goes to a city and marries a
girl, he does not marry we'll. If his
wife has not blondined hair, she has a
good deal of gold in her teeth.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
JOURNAL ENTRIES

When some boss busters fall out
honest men get their dues.
Auditor Sherrick of Indiana ought
to get the weIl-known work of a Kan
sas state office. on "How to Bluff a
Governor"
In mailing lies President Roosevelt
evidently uses spikes and hits them
with a sledge hammer.
The straw hat and the overcoat
came mighty near having a head-on
collision Monday evening.
If it will not he considered too in
quisitive we would like to inquire if
that lock on the state treasury vault
is still unfixed.
Let us be thankful that the lid is
also on the baseball season.
This is about the time of the term
that the eight-year-old boy begins to
fall desperately in love with his teach
er. Next week he will fall out again.
It must be about time for NJ. WHITE
to reach st. Petersburg and begin to
kiss the grand dukes all around.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

From the Philadelphia Record.]
The shorn lamb can't always raise
the wind.
The fellow who gets into peck of
trouble should resort to other meas
ures.
In cashing a mans check you want
to be sure that you are not merely
cashing his cheek.
1t is mere pride that inspires man
who wears three-dollar pants TO speak
of his trousers
Some tradesmen are so dishonest
that they would adulterate the milk
of human kindness.
The bank defaulter may not know
much about sailing a yacht, but he
often becomes skipper.
The inpecunious fellow who never
pays anything else Will pay marked
attention to an heiress-
1.-THE way of the transgressor is
hard" quoted the Wise Guy. es,
agreed the Simple Mug, hard to beat"
The millennium will be due when
women are paid wages that VIII en-
able them to support husbands as they
orrowell-"Wigwag is lucky
dog" Harduppe-HHe is, eh?" Bor-
roWell-"Yes; he owes nearly every
body he knows"
ing is such sweet sorrow?" Wagg-
"I'm not quite sure whether it was
Shakespeare or Patti
Tommy-"Pop, what is a philoso-
pher?" Tommy's Pop-A ph1loso-
pher. my son, is a person who can tell
the truth in the most disagreeable
manner"
what are some of the industries
of Cuba % asked the teacher. Il dun
no answered the boy at the foot CT
ne class .sWhere do the Havana Gig
airs come from % Lancaster County"
promptly replied the boy, whose father
keeps cigar store.
The dairyman is very fond
OF watching swallows skim his pond.
He saws they would be fine as silk
If they would only skim his milk.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

full-hedged, vigorous young COM
monwealth, into the union. And on
the day that congress admits her to
statehood she will take rank with the
foremost of the western states. Her
population of million and three hum
bred thousand-which is the COM
bined population of Oklahoma and
Indian Territory. according to the an
nual report of Governor Ferguson for
the year ending June 80, 1904; 1t is
probably somewhat more than that
now-will place her in advance of at
least twenty-one of her sister states,
several of them among the original
thirteen. Not counting Texas, only
two states west of the Missouri will be
her equal in number of people-karl-
sas and California. In old New Eng
land, three states-New Hampshire,
Vermont, and Rhode Island-could be
combined and still not contain as
great a population as this new COM
monwealth in the west will have on
the first day of it's statehood.-From
"Oklahoma, Vigorous Western Com
monwealth,' by Clarence H. Matson,
in the American Monthly Review of
Reviews for September.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
JAYHAWKER JOTS

Perry is guessing it is going to get an
electric light plant.
Leavenworth reports potatoes a dollar
a buShe1 there on account of the mud
preventing the farmers from bringing
in enough to supply the demand.
The Kingman Courier-Leader is start
ing county historical collection to
preserve data especially with reference
to the early history Of the county.
Frank farrell is impertinent enough
to ask why Mr.. Lawson didn't discover
something crooked with the Standard
Oil methods before he made his own
pile.
Syracuse, away out in the short grass
country almost to the Colorado line. re-
ports tomato vines as high as a mans
head and tomatoes to match. Water
and cultiva ton did it.
Topeka isn't the only dry town in
the state. There is Bison, out in Rush
county: A heavy rain fell within two
miles of it, but not enough in the town
to lay the dust.
An Abilene Individual advertised for
the return of a white kitten, which
caused the Solomon Tribune to gener-
ously offer to give the advertiser white
kittens, blue kittens, red kittens, black
feminine felidae, yellow tom cats, or
anything else pertaining to the genus
Felis.
Lawrence World: Local interest in the
Taggart divorce case which has just
courts, is rife. One man in Lawrence
served as captain in the regular army
at Havana at the time the TaggartS
were there. He knew them we'll. he
says, and believes the woman was
guilty of disioyalty toward her husband.
But on the other hand the captain was
guilty of many crooked things, SO says
the informant.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
sCHooI HAs BEGUN.

They cut the pants of brother Jim
To fit the legs of little Tim.
All, mel twas years ago when Bill
And l would chase and race ana run
To reach the schoolhouse meath the nil
To pick out seats ere school begun
Poor little Tim. he had to pose
Upon the low front seat; his toes
Were then two inches from the moor,
His brother Jim and Bill and l
Picked out our seats behind the door
For reasons that were smooth and sly.
I see her yet, a prim, sedate.
Staid parsonage, who sat in state
Upon the little platform where
She ruled with ruler, and with grim
Determination she would stare
Into the eyes of little Tim.
Poor little Tim! he seemed to grow
In wisdom on the front seat row.
But us big fellows by the door
Were satisfied to peg away
And learn a little or more
Than just enough to keep from play.
Upon the farm is brother Jim
He wears the caStoh pants of Tim.
Bill runs a rural barter store.
Yours truly'S on salary small
The chap who couldn't reach the floor
VIII run for county judge this fail.
Horace Seymour Keller in the New York
Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
AN EAR OF CORN.

During the harvest time there ap..
peared in these columns a few lines
descriptive of the Kaw valley in June,
written by Mr.. ]. Logan Jones, the
well-known merchant, and appearing
in an advertisement of the Kansas City
store of the Jones Dry Goods com
pany. Mr.. Jones has just been writing
again, this time about Just an Ear
of Corn" Here is what he says:
1T lies on the desk in modest en-
barrassment. 1t is only day from
the mother stalk in the cornfield
Only yesterday morning this sturdy ear
of corn awoke with the rising sun in
the midst of it's neighbors, it's summer
time friends and acquaintance of its
childhood We may imagine that it
was enjoying its young though mature
life in its native surroundings. Soon
there came a mantle brown and
sturdy farmer-and the ear was taken
from its sheltered home. The cloth
ing-the husk-was rudely removed
and here it is. Invested of all save n
few struggling red whiskers.
THE ear measures 1914 inches long,
1t has IL regular and beautiful rows
of dimpled corn. Each row contains
81 grains, making 744 good sound
STAINS VI IOUuSl yeilOW corn on TINS
one ear What wonderful possibilities
arise before our mental vision! These
IA grains planted next year, each
bringing forth one ear of corn, mean
744 ears. IF in turn the corn from
these 744 ears is again planted, the
next year we have the astonishing
yield of $50, 536 ears of corn the third
year away from one single kernel,
nearly nine thousand bushels
mo artist ever painted anything so
beautiful as this ear of corn. No
captain of industry ever devised any,
thing so valuable to humanity. No
race suicide marks of degeneraey are
visible on this rugged son of long
line of illustrious ancestors. There it
lies silent and speeches., yet how
grandly powerful is its tribe. 1t con-
talns the fires of the bottomless pit
when treated in a certain way which
changes its name to that of John
Barleycorn. 1t contains the saving
qualities that sustain the world and
put fleets of commerce on every sea
as food product. When the grains
are separated and sent on their various
missions of usefulness or ruin, as the
case may be. the cob remains. per
chance to do generous and philan-
thropic work in bringing happiness
ana sunshine to many an old grand
rather In the chimney corner smoking
the cob pipe of contentment.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
REAL TROUBLE.

Railroad magnates have their
troubles as well as other people. For
several years there has been a struggle
between a few of the big men of the
railroad world to secure an ocean-to-
ocean system. Just as they get their
plans well laid some other magnate or
syndicate of magnates steps in and
takes big chunk out of the proposed
system.
Recently it has looked very much
as though the Gouids were about to
secure the much-coveted system
across the continent. With the en-
trance of the Wabash into Pittsburg
an eastern outlet was virtually pro-
vided for, and the building of the
Western Pacific from Salt Lake City
to San Francisco, work on which is
just commencing, pushes the Gould
system through to the Pacific. The
Rio Grande, the Missouri Pacific, and
the Wabash were the links across the
continent from Salt Lake to Pitts
burg Then the Iron Mountain and
the International & Great Northern
reached the Gulf and the Mexican
frontier.
But just as these plans seem ready
for consummation trouble arises. Presi-
dent Ramsey of the Wabash has become
obstreperous and is making Gould trou-
BILE. Now a fight is on between Ramsey
and Gould for the control of the Wa
bash and Gould may lose. This is an
important link in the Gould system, as
it reaches from Kansas City to. Pitts
burg. Such are the woes of a railroad
magnate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
The Maid and the Dispensary.

1t is commonly supposed that the
persons who use the public dispen-
saries cannot afford to pay a DOCTOR
If the dispensary statistics are large
then Git is thought) the number out
of work is very great. This is not
fair inference. A large number of the
patrons of dispensaries are poor, but
q large number are not. At Johns
Hopkins hospital a story is told of
woman who, after being treated, lin
gered in the dispensary. us there
anything further, madam" a young
doctor asked. "Oh, no; I'm just watt
ing till they've treated my maid
The worlds Work.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
MIBADy,S PURSE.

Sns was born an heiress, and the purse
Nt Sns carried IN her dainty hand
NA ~ NJ Wen the fortunes reimburse
AT least most men imagined SO,
Yet they for years might rack their
And after all would never know
ne total wealth that purse contains.
So here in full we give the list.
From which no item has been missed:
A bit of string, buttonhook.
Clipping from a copy-book
A little Turkish cigarette,
a bit OF gum UNUSED as yeti,
Samples of bingham, organdie,
Chiffon crepon and dimity
Besides a shred of mousseline
De. sole, worn out safety pin,
A collar button made of bone
lock OF hair (perhaps her own,
A fashionable modiste's card
A strip of blue and white fouIard
A picture postal card from Rome
And half a dime to take her home
Catholic Standard and Times,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
REFnEoT1oNs OF a BACHELOR.
I From the New York Press. !

IFf0m inc new OK Press.
Children hardly ever learn not to
tell the truth before they can talk.
1t is not being kissed that a girl OBJ
jects to so much as the way it is done.
1t is an awful comfortable sensation
to be fat when you sit down too sud-
denly.
Wickedness would not be nearly SO
much fun if there was no risk Of get
ting caught.
You couldn't make woman believe
that some man was not trying to flirt
with her unless he was.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

It used to be that the big corpora
lions contributed impartially to both
sides so as to be in position to claim
favors no matter which party won.
Possibly the reason they contributed
only to the Republicans last year was
that they foresaw the result and they
did not see the use of wasting their
money.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

In Massachusetts, it is necessary to
have state elections every fall as the
term of the state officials is only one
year. The plan has this advantage,
however, that when bad official like
some of those we have in Kansas gets
into office, he doesn't last long.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

It IS asserted that it has been
recognized custom to conceal the
doubtful assets OF big insurance COM
panies in dummy bonds. Honest men
won't recognize" such a custom,
though. if they happen to meet it, but
Nin cut it dead.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

1t is really not to be wondered at
that bicyclists ride on the sidewalks
In violation of the city ordinance, in
view of the example the chief of DO
lice is alleged to have set. 1t is said
that Chief Goodwin was out at the
fair grounds in his automobile few
days ago, and to avoid getting it mud
dy he ran for some distance on the
sidewalk, crowding Pedestrians off.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

parts of the state. together with two
or three of his political friends and
some of the attorneys for the accused,
and then debated several days over
what should be done, finally doing
nothing except let the guilty official
bluff him
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
Oklahoma and Statehood.

According to mythology, Minerva
had no childhood, but sprang full
armed. a vigorous young woman,
from the head of Jupiter. Oklahoma
is the Minerva of the states With her
there was no period of slow settle
ment. On the day that her borders
were opened to the settler she sprang
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

Chief Goodwin says he could keep
the joints closed if he had enough po-
lieemen to put one at each door of
every building in town available for
Joints. He could also close the joints
by convicting some of the jointists and
locking them up in JAIL instead of
simply notifying them to stop break
ing the law when the pressure be-
comes too strong.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

Now that Nan Patterson is married
properly, If she will settle down to
sweeping the parlor, frying the steak,
aud doing the other things that a
good housewife should do, we will at
beast forget all about her.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

Following the example of the Equita-
BILE, the other big insurance companies
will now probably take a stiff dose Of
bromo seltzer and swear OFF.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

Chicago is greatly stirred up be-
cause something over two hundred
kChicago men are said to wear corsets.
eOver two hundred Chicago women
ssFeaF them too, but there is no excite
Agnent about that.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

According to the Kansas precedent.
when Auditor Sherrick of Indiana
failed to produce SI45, 900 of the
states money which he ought to have
had, Governor Hanly should have col
lected kitchen cabinet from various
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

William TraverS Jerome says that
graft is not disease; it is the symp-
tom. If the symptom is that bad, what
must the disease be?-Baltimore Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

Here is a joke: Some California
prize fighters are fussing and accusing
one another of crooked work in cor
rupting the state legislature.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
THEY'RE AFTER HIM

Never was the CRATER in such dread
of the press. Let him look where he
will, as secretly as he may, the guns of
Independent, fearless newspaperdom are
trained on him, and he drops the swag
or goes to the political potter's field
Louisville Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

That Indiana state official loaned
his friends only s145,o0O of the states
money, but he probably hadn't had
nearly as much experience as Tom
HXaIlv
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20
AN Eye" TO BUSINESS

1t may be true that Mr.. Rockefeller
walks barefooted in the grass of MORN
ings. but he always has on his shoes
when there is a small oil business to
be kicked into the Standard Oil pre-
serves.-Savannah News. zss
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-09-20

The Hotel Wentworth really can't
decide whether it would prefer to have
Komura's trouble diagnosed as acute
indigestion or typhoid fever.