Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-11-04
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rght 10 let that young man spend SO
mu'h money on you?" why not? |
nave no intentions II marrying him"
He after the cercn,onyl-Do you
really think shall make good mate.
darling She--0h. you're all right.
i How do you like your captain?-Chi-
cago Journal
/ Religion Cooney wor pinched this
afternoon for mtimidatln shtrike
breaker. Welch-Ye don't tell me? An
phNat passed between thimg Kelly
= Wan brick, Puck
Tax AsSe~SOr--CAn Won give me
S"me idea Of what your husband is
worth? Lady Really, don't know.
but ! wouldn't take million dollars
for him. Chicago Journal
Great Author Walter. this steak is
as tough as leather Walter-rve al
ways heard you was an original char
acter. sir, hut I'm hanged IL you don't
say just the same as al on EN- do
Tit Bits
Pop Yes, my son" What is a
screen for?" TO hide things. my
hoy Pop" Yes, my son" lis
that the reason they screen ton Of
coal to hide the weight g. Yonkers
Statesman.
Mamma Now, Elsie, dear. what is
a cat: Elsie Dunno Mamma Well.
what's that funny little animal that
comes creeping up the stairs when ev-
eryoues in bedt tlSlc promptly
rapa.-lllustrated BITS,
Mrs Civilians ,of the HAT abovep--
Your children woke me up At o'clock
this morning with their noise. and
didn't go to sleep az lin Mrs Stint
Did they? The darlings They are So
full ~ iifc,-Chicago Tribune,
Enthusiastic think you are Just
grand, MIR Bandcader. Are You very
busy all the time? Orchestra Couduc-
tor why do You ask, madam? En-
thuslnSt oh. YOU beat time SO spien
didy. | have ~oue RUGS 50 beat on
Saturdays and I'd like 10 engage YOU
IN advance to do them Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Mr. Pctt Ridge ~ London. at the
annual meeting of the Invalid chill
drpn's Ala Association, told Of two
little girls who were sent out of
board school 10 wash their faces. Said
the elder TO the younger, proudly: Nv
face is much dIrtier than yours FOR
course" said the other You're 4
year older - Daily Chronicle. ,
Gerald what makes your eyes 50
red" Are they red, Millicf Then 1t
must he because | didn't sleep well
last nignt" Are YOU tr' ubled With
insomnia? You ought to take some
thing to cure IT. "Rut don't want
to he cured OF H. lie awake think
ing Of you" II WAS plain sailing for
Gerald after hat.--,,bisago Tribune.
\ snall hoy from the north who WIS
visiting relative In one OF the south
ern States where convict labor ls em-
ployed In public Improvements he
came very interested in the men aud
their black and white striped clothes.
One day he went To n circus, and for
the first time IN his iifc saw n zeOra
!
convict mule" Lipppcott's Magazine
Hang the luck. lost peach ~
an umbrella today" Yes, people
don't seem to have any conscience
about swiping umbrellas How did
YOU lose ~" We'll. II was standing
against the wall in he restaurant.
vent my eve on tt You bet you
have to, weHt" And Just as was
getting up the FELLOW hat owned It
came along and took it"'-Cleveland
Leader
At the end Of January Mrs Wunder
brought her nice now expense book to
her husband. Il can figure mp my Jan
mar, balance All right she said, but
I'm either $500 hah,rI az ahead.
remember what al ,hn other items are
for bun can't recall whether | spent
that SlaO5 for something, or you gave
81 10 me for household expenses Mt.
Wunder looked at tho PAGE for a mo-
mont. then handed h4 j; A." book with
a cnudcsrcnding air Ny dear he
said "that 1905 srcras TO no 10 indi~
rate - hat gear this is pdge.
Among the visitors at 81 art exhi-
blfiou we're two OH l"dirs from the
country. They were y4 mining win
greaI Interest It taS.r of Young
Gre.k shepherd, beneath which Ter"
inscribed the world Executed in
terra Gotta" Il wonder where Terra
GOTTA .>. yeu'urcd the cider Of the