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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
a Wen-IntentIonea Housewife.

A good story is related concerning the
doings OF the wife OF a Main street resi-
dent, Several stoves in the house looked
rather dilapidated aud she was not sue
cessful IN getting the man of the house to
DO anything about them, so she started
operations on her own hook. First she
bought preparation Of an itinerant ped
der, but failed TO make the preparation
work as she had been told it would.
Then Il occurred to her that she had
seen the hardware dealers put beautiful
glossy coat on stoves with some sort of
gasolene mixture they had, so she sent
over TO their shop and procured the loan
OF their OUTFIT and set TO work. Now gas
olene IS very tractable agent to employ
when Kept apart from fire or great heat,
but very uncertain in its doings when
brought in contact with a hot stove or a
blaze. The first stove she tackled was cold
and she did her work beautifully. The
next stove had considerable heat in it and
she no sooner had applied a coat Of the
mixture TO the stove than the whole stove
seemed TO be IN flames. A rug near bv
was grabbed and switched around till the
flames were put out but not without con-
siderable smoke.
Emboldcned By her success in meeting
this trouble, the parlor stove was next
tackled This, too, had considerable heat
IN II and the same performance was gone
through with as with the previous stove
ana The parior furniture received its de-
post Of sooty smoke. This was wiped off
as well as il could be, but some spots were
not cleaned and the members OF the fam
tly may easily be detected on the street by
a smuttY mark on their face or hands
Now this good wife meant we'll but she
declares that hereafter stove polishing in
her household will be done by man.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Bethel Church Notes.

Congl church Service OF Worship
next Sunday at l0;45 a. m. Sunday school
at ll45; popular service with brief dis
course at p. m.
The Young Peoples Social union will
resume its meetings in Harrington parlors
Friday evening at the usual hour All
young people who know enough to behave
themselves properly are invited.
Universalist church, George Fortier,
minister. Morning service with sermon
BY the pastor at lOA5; Sunday school at
II :A5 M; evening service with a short
talk by the pastor att. All are welcomed
Methodist church, Dec 17-Sermon
topic, saved by Hope at 1885, Sunday
school, 1880; +. l.. G. f., 1880 Prayer
meeting Tuesday evening at A. II. spoon
er's; Wednesday al the church.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
PACKING THE GRIP.

When sather packs for travelling
There ISN'T much 70 10;
He chucks his best clean nightshlrt IN
Z. handkerchief OF $50.
Some collars and a toothbrush,
And his silver-moaut. comb.
There's not 50 much a-euing
when the old man goes from home
And daddy packs the ssipi
But when ma goes travelling
End takes us kid along,
Why things ls very 5e rent
And ms quite another song
She first crowds Ia three nIshties
For The BABY me and Ray
There isn't room FOR hers she says,
She don't need Il. anyway;
Ba, there's brush and comb AMI scissors,
Soap and powder. Needles thread
Pirs and tumble and c1urt-piazter.
cause 0re't I cut my headi
Then theres camph0r and witch hazel,
And there's vaseline and strings.
Paper pencil. stamps sud crackers
And such Jolly heaps % things;
For when we go a-traveilng
There's one thing were agreed
No one can tell beforehand
just what us kids Will need.
And { speaks for bernanEas,
And Ray wants sugar Jumps
And ma Is firm for arnlca,
To balhe our worstest bumps
on. there's lots o. fun adjusting
To squeeze things good and tight,
And there amt no use 3-talklug
For everything's all right
when our ma she packs the grip,
Florence Perry Clark IN Good House
keeping.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
The UniversaIist Fair.

The annual fair of the Universalist soci-
ETY., which was held in the Town hall Dec.
3, and Z, was as usual a great success so
eially and financially. Perhaps the most
interesting, because the most unique, de-
partment OF the fair were the decorations.
The old-time booths were discarded alto
gether and the goods were displayed upon
ordinary fiat tables decorated according to
the taste OF each committee. The walls of
the nall, however, were hung with the
largest and most valuable collection Of
flags ever seen in this section. These
flags, which represented the standards of
every recognized country, are the work of
Irving smith OF Somerville, Mass Prob.
ably no display which the management
could have secured would have aroused 4
greater interest.
Upon the tables, as usual, there was a.
most every sort OF article that could be-
imagined. and the fact that the greater
part OF these were disposed OF before the
close OF the second evening shows that
they took the popular fancy The fables
and their committees were as follows -
Food, Mesdames Martin. Laura Cady and l..
NJ. Greene; apron, Mesdames Chadwick.
Shawand Strong; childrens, Misses Leila
Gushing, Bernice Rogers and Rovce. lack
/ horner pie, Mrs. King and Mrs. q. al
Marsh; candy, Misses Clarke, Clourh and
Putnam; fancy work, Mesdames Cushing.
Z NtANtA' anu afAAAtAN hAnukcFtnlDt. MISSES
Harriet and Ella Claflin; and ice cream.
Mesdames Morse, Reed and Northrup.
The entertainment was under the direc-
4 ton OF Miss Elizabeth WhitmRrsh az Rut-
I land for the first two evenings. and con-
sisted OF the presentation OF sspbe Old
Fashioned Husking Bee y Making no
pretenee 70 depth, this entertainment
seemed 10 do what il was Intended Ia al
I % perfection amuse the crowd. The per-
iormance Of Wednesday evening was
rather the better OF the two, but consider
able talent and very much care in training
were shown ON both nights BY an Of he
members OF the cast. The Bethel Cornet
band, under the direction OF Fred Cham
man. assisted in The entertainment
# wednesday evening and gave excellent
{ satisiactIon. Thursday evening. after the
T tables were cleared away. the tired crowd
+ rested itself by dancing until / O'Clock i'm
+ The morning. to the music furnished bv
t ellison. Everyone said they had a good
I time anyway.
Il The management % the fair was greatly
+ favored by the electric light comnanv
+ y hteh made strenuous effort under sdversa
Z circumstance TO light the hall for tins o.
casion, thus making il much more pleas
ant All around. The weather clerk pyss
also AZ prOpitlOus mood and furnished
the best Of his wares Many a stock inc
and many pocketbook were emitted
upon this occasion 10 the satisfaction Of
+ the management. Proceeds, about 500.
~ N
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Wbv She Lost

Fred-And you mean 10 say that
Jack has not married Miss Payn? Why
the girl was just throwing herself ar
him the lasT time I saw them.
Ted-My dear fellow. did you ever
know woman who could throw
straight assell's.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

Boswell-Do you ever read anybody
else's novels2
Eminent Novelist-No; I don't I've
tried 70 do so bat I found that II they
we're worse than mine they bored me;
while If they were better. they maze
me savage so leave them alone.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Just Resentment

You say your beard began to grow
when you were Is" remarked the Wis
itor at the dime museum. MAY / ask
how long it has taken you TO bring
It to its present magnificent proper
tions2"
Sir, said the Bearded Lady Justly
ineensed. you are the first man mat
has ever dared to ask my age,''-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Not 70 Be r.,.s....:...--s-..

Employer-Well, what did he say
10 you2
Clerk-That he'd break every bone.
in my body and throw me out OF the
window If / showed my face in his.
Office again!
Then go back and tell him that he
needn't think he can intimidate me by
his violence. Casselrs.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Made the Dog III.

Il am inexpressibly sorry. Mr.,
Smithefs." she said. Ito learn that
when you called the otner day Tiger
BIT YOU
"Oh that's ali right he said. with
forced effort to be cheerful
mo. it isn't. she sohbed; the poor
little fellow has been IN ever since.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

why do You say "A blush crept
ever the face Of the fair plaintiff?
asks the cit editor
Because, explains the reporter
there was 20 much yowder on her
face the blush had 10 sreep or else It
would raise too much dust. "--Judge
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

The Bachelor Say what you please
but ! don't believe there was ever a
man that could size a woman I'D.
The Benedict-My brocher can.
The Bachelor-How DO you know
The Benedict Because he is ladies'
tailor
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Neiehbors Rnrs- To-

Mrs Nexdore-Prof Fortay called at
our house to-day and my daughter
PLAYED for him He just raved over her
playing
Miss Pepprey-TIow rude, Why
couldn't he conceal his feelings the
way the rest Of US Philadelphia
Press
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Ont

Tn hant you your bat. said her
ather
Don't pat yourself out" said her
caller
ITS you I'm putting out, said her
father Houston Post
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
vibrant

Grip-Tm always reading in love
stofs Is about voices vibrating with
MTG 3sity." How can voice vibratel
T7ick why. sure. Did you never
So r 20 phouograph ?-LOuisyills
Cor rler-J Journal
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Fierce

Miss Steno-Why did Grace leave
her last place?
Miss Typist-oh, she made a fierce.
mistakel
Miss Steno-Graeiousi Whah was Il?
Miss Typist-Why, she married the
boss.-Puck.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

she-Fadnt heart never won fair
iaiy
He-Ol I cont lnow Many a man
ults mareied because be hasn't tbs
nerve 70 back out Judge
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

Ella-TDu shouldn't say 'consump
tion OF God E"
Stella--What should say?
Ella--TuberculOsis Of adibles.-Town
Topics
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

Tom-Tve been taking in phosphorus
during vacation.
Dick-Well you'H soon meet van,
-ToSn Topics.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

When tire moon rises pale and dry,
He takes the dipper from the sky
And filing q with nights dark winst
lie drinks from Il that he may shine
Town Tonics
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14
Lending un 70 IL

Mrs. sharpe There are. certain times
when wish we're a man.
Mr.. Sharpe-For instance?
When | pass a milliner's shop win
dow and think how happy oauld
make my wife by giving her a new
hat "-Casselrs.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

Eugenia-Jack says he loves his an
tomobile above everything else.
Randolph-Yes; I've noticed he
spends most Of his time under IL
Judge.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-12-14

Enpec--Matrimony is a sea Of trou-
Bile.
NaEger-Yes. the wife is often over
come by waves OF smohon.-Town
ToHjsa
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30
IaERE IS 70 SUBSTITUTE foR 4 WOVEN WIRE BED.

The Woven Wire
1000 beds sold that make why7 Because when properly
rigid Wire will support q spring bed
When Baeys vermnpoof Wire Beds
article perfection For the Furniture Stores
and at the factory Alapa St. Tel. Main 1861.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30
NOT ACCIDENTS

All the parties. below had advanced
cases Of chronic Bright's Disease or
Diabetes. Note the certainty Of the
results obtained by .Fulton's Com
pounds as shown by the recovery also
Of the friends they told who we're SINH
larly afflicted.
N. w. Spaulding. President Spauld-
ing Saw Co.. San Francisco, had a
recovery In his own family and told
several others. who recovered.
Adolph Weske, capitalist, San Fran
cisco, recovered himself and told two
friends, who recovered.
DR.. Carl d. Ziele. pioneer druggist.
522 Pacific street, San Francisco, re-
covered himself and gave 1t to more
than dozen patients. who recovered.
Charles Engelke, editor Of the Ger
man paper, San Francisco. recovered
himself and told It to number. who
recovered, one Of them being Charles
II. Wacker, the Sixth-street merchant.
r. NJ. Wood, editor Wine and Spirit
Review, recovered himself and told 1t
to several, who recovered. among them
being an old-school physician.
Edward Short of the San Francisco
Call recovered, also three of his friends.
viz: william Martain, Captain Hub
bard of the Honolulu route and Will
liam Hawkins Of the U. s. Quarter
masters Department Of San Francisco.
John A. Phelps of the Hotel Repe-
lier, San Francisco, and two Of his
friends, etc.. etc.
We again proclaim to all the world
the durability of Chronic Bright's Dis
ease and Diabetes.
About 81 per cent OF all cases are
durable by Fulton's Compounds. Send
for literature.
Honolulu Drug Co.. agents.
When to suspect Bright's Disease
Weakness or loss of weight; puffy
ankles, hands or eye-lids; dropsy;
kidney trouble after the third month
urine may show sediment; falling VI
sion drowsiness; one or more OF
these.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30
EXAMINERS PRAISE
LOCAL CUSTOMS MEN
Special Agents West And
Parker Finish
Inquiry
I-.---
REPORT
TO WARRINGTON
COLLECTOR sTAcKAeLE AND As.
SlSTANTs COMPliMENTED.
ACCOUNTS AND STATS
TICS SATISFACTORY.

Favorable reports on the local U. 3.
Customs service will be presented al
Washington by Hon. Caleb w. West
and Judge Burton Parker, special
Treasury agents who have been In the
Islands for several weeks making an
examination Of the work Of Collector
q. r. Stackable and h0 corps Of as
sistants. According to these special
agents, the local service is conducted
In an up-to-date and thorough man.
per. and the various statistics and &C.
counts carefully compiled.
The treasury examiners left In the
Alameda this morning for Washing
ton. where they will present in full
the result Of their Investigations
Speaking to Bulletin reporter last
night at the Moana Hotel, Mr.. West
said:
1--WE have gone into the accounts
Of the Office for Ave years back and
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30

found everything clear and straight.
The accounts have been well-kept. Mr..
Stackable Is a thorough and compe-
tent collector, and he has force work.
Ing under him well qualified to carry
out the best methods. I find also that
Stackable has the confidence Of the
business community. think he has
just about the right size Of force to do
the amount Of work required.
"The figures Of the customs service
here show that its business is steadily
progressing. With nearly million
and a half dollars Of receipts for last
year, Its showing is excellent. And
this will doubtless go on increasing.
1T seems to me that Honolulu has
n5 need to fear for the future. With
the ending of the war in the Orient
is bound to come increased commerce.
The tourist trade certainly will not
fall of. Hawaii 10 not forgotten In
Washington. There is no need to fear
that in the event Of conflict between
East and West Hawaii would be un-
protected, for the United States will
look after that all right"
Both Mr.. West and Judge Parker are
greatly pleased with their visit here.
Every person who leaves Hawaii ID
walking advertisement OF its beauties
and comforts" says Mr.. West. "And
we will not be exceptions. was de-
lightfully disappointed when I came. .
Mr.. West added that he did not know
when another examination of the Gus,
toms would be made, probably not fol
several years.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30
BASEBALL STATISTICS

Scorer Andrews has compiled the
batting and base-running statistics Of
the Honolulu baseball league to Sep
TENDER l. Meyer, third baseman for
the Punahous, leads the league in bat
ting with 1916. Fernandez and En- Sue
have each stolen fourteen bases this
season,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30
MOTHER RICE IMPROVED.

d. p. r. Isenberg and Mrs. G. NJ.
Cooke returned from Lihue this morn.
ing. They left Mother Rice very
much improved.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30

The BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.
pEx, published In the Saturday eulIs-
tin and the Weekly Edition. glvss .
concise and complete resume Of all 10
gal notices, calls for tenders, Judg-
ments, building permits and real 60
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin.
rs cents per month. Weekly Bulletin.
u DER year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30

Fine Job Printing At The Bulletin
Once.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-30
Clothes Cleaned and Pressed by the
HONOLULU RENovATiNo CO.,
J. ]. Fern, MANAGER.

once: 11.s North Fort st.. opposite
Catholic Mission. All telephone mes
sages promptly attended to. We cali
for and deliver. >Dyeing extra. Tels
nhone Main SO.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-10

road commissions were audited,
and ION motion OF Toote andy ssp.
portAd by McKsrchsr, were accepted
as cd rect BY the following vfte:
Yeks-Ohman, Tracy, PoSte, Nc
Kercle r and Schwalm.
NayS-None.
On notion Of Foots, supported by
Tracy, the sheriff was in5tructed to
have Il ; front stairway leading to
the CoSFt House grou1ds repaired
at once, Rnd authorize4 to purchase
a stack pr the boiler house, BY the
Yeas hman, Tryty, Foote, Nc
Kercher q ID Schwal6 b.
Nays-Npne.
On mott n OF GcKercher, sup
ported by omaha. the treasurer be
and is hersb inst ucted to transfer
81, ZOO. 90 froI II B general fund te
the county ro 4 fund, with instruc'
tions to the unty road commits
sionsrs that 3 lO.00 OF this appro
priation be spdR\ equally in each o.
the i've orgApk led town ships in the
county, whicH mo6 ION was declared
carried byth voteV following:
Yeas-Ohi han, TrScy, McKercher
and Schwalq.
Nays-Fdbte.
On motiot OF Foote, Supported by
Tracy, theg board adjoutled until
August J. A, D. 1905 At \ o'clock
a m.
MARTIN VoETscH. ClAgk.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-10
You WILL FIND
First pub. April Is; last, July :, 1905.
Noftrare Sale.

Default having been made In the conditions
~ n certain mortgage made BY Ed. PaQuette
and Minnie Paquette, his wife, both OF the
township OF Covington, county OF barage, ana
state Of Michigan, TO Denny Reynolds. Oh sia.
nav, Houghton county, Michigan, dated the
18th day OF May, A. d. 1908, and recorded In the
office OF the register Of deeds for the county OF
BaraRa and state of Michigan, on the "a day
of May A. ID. 1908, In liber OF mortgages, on
page 2l7, ON which mortgage there Is claimed
to be due at the date Of this notice the sum OF
four hundred three dollars and eighty cents
and an attorneys fee of twenty dollars, pro
vided for In said mortgage, and no suit OF pro
ceedngs at law having been instituted 70 re-
cover the moneys secured BY said mortgage
or any part thereof.
Now. therefore, by virtue of the power OF sale
contained In said mortgage, and the statute ~, 10
given that on Monday, the 10th day OF July
A. d. 1905, at ten o'clock In the forenoon, the
sheriff shall sell Mt public auction to the high
est bidder, at the front door of the Court
House, In the Village Of LAnse, county OF
Baraga, and state Of Michigan (that being the
Of Baraga Is heidi, the premises described IN
said mortgage, or so much thereof as may be
necessary to pay the amount due on said mort,
gage, with eight per cent interest, ana al
legal costs, together with an attorneys Zee OF
twenty dollars, as provided BY law and as COW
enanted for herein, the premises being de-
scribed In said mortgage as follows, to-wit:
East half of the North East quarter and the
North West quarter of the North East quarter
OF Section Twenty-Five (22), Township Forty.
Eight (4S), North of Range Thirty-Four (S4)
West, containing 100 acres, be the same more
or less.
il. o'CoSNoR, Atty. for Mortgages.
Business address, L'Anse, Mich.
Dated April 18th, A. ID. 1905
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-10
Under ordinary circumstances the

Under ordinary circumstances the
prosperity of the United States is
very much affected by its wheat
crop. 1t is therefore pleasing to be
told by those whose business aud
duty it is to be informed on such
matters that the aggregate wheat
yield for 1905 promises TO be the
greatest ever harvested in this
country. 1t is conservatively esti-
mated that the winter wheat crop OF
this year will amount to 400, 600, O0O
bushels, or $4,000, 900 bushels more
than the largest winter crop ever
before harvested idthe United States.
Spring wheat, too, is up to the high
est average OF past years throughout
the country as a whole, in spite OF
the backward weather OF the present
season. II no ill-luck comes to dis
turb our expectations, therefore,
coming conditions so far as they can
be affected by the wheat crop should
be unusually good.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-10
PEQUAMING ITEMS,

Correspondence.
JOS. Moresu was at Houghtor
Wednesday.
Work BIAS commenced on the new
NJ r. church.
Mrs. Jake Lehtineu is numbered
among the sick this week.
L. J. Lawrence, of Laurium, was
here on business Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs! Daniel L. Hebard
and family arrived Thursday last to
spend the summer months.
, Miss Susan Johnson left for Han
cock Wednesday, after spending q
couple of weeks with relatives and
friends.
Mr.. Winkler, representing Chas.
Markham Confectionery Co., of
Houghton, made a business trip here
Thursday.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-06-10
First pub. Nay o; last July .. 1905.
NortrarO Sale. 4.

-
Default having been made in the conditions Of
KdousrdinA LsBeau, his wife. Of the township OF
Barags, county Of BaragA, and state OF Michigan:
parties of the hrst part, 70 Frank Brown, OF
BaragaVillage, Bsraga county. state OF hichigsn,
party Of the second part, which mortgage Is dated
February twentieth, A. d. 1904, and was recorded
In the ONCE Of the register Of deeds In and for the
county Of Baraga, state Of Michigan, ON the seven
p m. in liber six (e) OF mortgages on page forty
seven (47), Oh which mortgage there is claimed %
be due at the date of this notice for principal
the cum OF four hundred twenty-five dol
lars (S4250O) and an attorney fee OF thirty.nve
(S35 00 provided for In the said mortgage, ana nc
suit or proceeding at law having been instituted
to recover the money secured by said mortgage o.
power Of sale contained In said mortgage, and the
statute In such case made and provided, notice II
hereby given that on Monday, the thirty.hrst day
OF July A. d. 1905, at ten o'clock In the forenoon
the premiees In said mortgage described or &C
much thereof as may be necessary TO satisfy the
amount due on said mortgage. with legal costs
will be sold at public auction, to the highest bid
Village Of L'Anse, In the county OF Baraga, stat'
of Michigan, that being the place OF holding the
Circuit Court In and for eaid county.
The premises to be sold are described In eait
mortgage as follows. to-wit The South half o.
the South West quarter Is u OF w ~, and TN
South West quarter Of the South East quarter e
w \ Of 'E W Of Section Fourteen I'D, II
four (Sa) West, In the Township Of Baraga, count,
of Baraga, and state Of Michigan.
FRANK BRowN, Mortgage,
W. L. MASON, Attorney for Mortgage.
Business address, IAnse. Michigan.