New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-10-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

rrbara a. q saot In England called Little Chill
dren Baptists" whose creed is founded on the
scripturaI words, Except ye become as htue cill-
dren ye shall not enter the kingdom OF heaven
Their devotional exercises Sundays consist OF
tr7ndling hoops. playing marbles, leap 1rog ana
Button, button who's got the OuttonF
First Airship owner-Have any trouble in reach
Was lined four or Ave times for scorchng on tho
Milky Way. and once for looping tne P 5UCP oA 0"'
OF Saturn's rings but that was alL-(Fuch-
The English papers tell a new story Of Nelson.
one which particularly appropriate TO these
days of rrtendliness between England and France
Nelson was talking one day with Mrs SW1nOurHe'
of Hamstery. and the conversation turned upon
Frenchmen. II never see FrenchIIdLi' MIS-
Sytnbtrne' said Nelson, without shivering from
head TO foot. AS the relator of the anecdote says
any one who has seen dog quiverinS when re-
strained from falling upon familiar enemy Will
appreciate the feeling that made Nelson shlVer.
Fighting was not mere profession with Nelson
He felt as he fought
FORGOT HER FATIGUE
She said Il am weary.
I cannot make my bed.
N nor help dBst ~ the roe 4ooR PtsSs she Said
And leaping from the hammock,
She seized her bag of sticks.
And did the eighteen holes in just
HNA''i' @CPhiladeiphia Bulletin,
Two Germans in Atchison according to 1.-THE
Globe of that place. discussing the high
price of cabbages. Il dell you. desc cappages is
way up high dis year Ne ind my wife puts UP
six or sefen or eight parcels of sauerkraut efery
wear yes But We can't do ut dis year, no. Der
cappages dey cost too much one German said.
But you put up some sauerkraut, don't you.
ChrisP" asked his friend. "Oh. sol Yes. we put
UP some not nuch-two t-t-tree parcels. shust
to half in der house in case of sickness. yes
THE LAND OF JOY.
dreamed ridiculous dream one night:
Twas that had journeyed to 2 Mars and there
And everything up there. everywhere.
Some gave orders and some obeyed;
Yet one thing struck me as I, being a queer;
I searched for the cause of the hope men had
And the dearth Of tears and the lack OF woe;
I wondered how all could appear so glad
ARa round ere 9ag R9E it oaR IS,I to 5 PAS
That no muttered sighed "Alasr'
Or thought Of his part as hateful part
On every corner high stones were raised. 49,.
And those Whe merited prase we're PRAISED
Hence gladness abounded everywhere;
They ohseled it there cleaning stone:
They didn't wait till man was dead
Chicago Record Herald.
A chaplain Of the English navy was giving
stereoptcon lecture the subject, Scenes from
the Bible" He arranged with sailor who had a
photograph to accompany the lecture with musical
selections. The first picture shown. naturally
enough. was Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden
The sailor couldn't think OF ything appropriate.
'sPlay." whispered the chaplain Tho sailor sud
denly had an idea To the delight OF the audience
the photograph emitted the familiar strain.
There's Only One Girl in the World for Me-
Where the Money Comes From.-'-It takes a lot
Of patience to run an automobile does 1t not?
asked the
yes, lots OF patients" replied the doctor, and
I've got 'em.''-(Yonkers Statesman.
The attitude OF the English government toward
it's act Of last session for the relief of the
ployed Is according to 1.-THE Dundee Advertiser"
very similar that entertained by Of Lord
Melbourne's Cabinets to it's Poor Law bill.
While the bill in question in progress
interested person day approached Lord Mel
bourne upon q point connected with the subject.
"Go and see the Home Secretary" said the Pre-
rn1er. 'I have seen him. the reply, but he
ID me, ID the bill and id the paupers"
well, d-n it!' said Lord Melbourne. what moro
could he DOR
One OF the morning papers tells good story OF
Dr. Jowett, the master Of Balliol. An Oxford I'M
dergraduate was expatiating TO him the merits
OF the typical French novel After listening in
tsnce Is written above the entrance to hellr'
Abandon hope. all ye that enter here, replied
the other.
Gals "-(London Globe,
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