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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-08
HE MADE A MISTAKE.

Prisoner at the bar" said Els Honor,
you have been tried and convicted Of
the crime Of burglary. Have you any
thing to say why sentence should not be
passed on your"
1T was q mistake. Your Honor"
How do you mean?'
why, ! figured it out that burglary
would bring me IN more money than
being connected with a big life insurance
company, and 50 I went into *. I've
been at It a year and lost at least 500 900
as compared with the other. Please
take this into consideration in sentencing
me-"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-08
BEGINNING TO DOUBT.

"It beats all about this political cor
ruptlon." said the old farmer as he laid
aside his country paper. Every week
there % something about exposing some
big man who was thought 10 be perfectly
honest, and it's getting so you don't
know who to trust.
Were you ever IN politics yourself7"
was asked.
"Oace. and that's what's botherlng me
now. Yes. was elected 10 the legisIa-
tire once, While was serving as
member fellow-nembcr came 20 me and
said that my aunt IN Iowa had died and
left me $1,000 snd be paid the money
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-08
HELPING HIM OUT.

"And whom nc man Mike got home
that night she was saying to another
woman en- the car. L soys to him:
90 Mike. PAT Cassldy's wife Is Dragging
because he got hurted In the subway,
Joe Knelly's wife is too proud 10 speak 70
me- cause Joe has been arrested, and
Pete Dally's wife IS putting on airs be-
cause he is to be investigated by a COM
mittce Of the common council
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-08

bly, do you some damage by accident. I
reckon wen move along to the cabin and
finish the story thar Then I'll take my
gun and so out aud pop Jim Hope till
he'll never need to be popped no mo-
JOE KERR.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-08

90" WeHT says Mike.
Well, ye must do something 70 hep
me maintain me reputashun around here
or wen have 10 move away
Budget. TT DO It. says he. and what
does the good man do but 60 out and
sign the temperance pledge and stag
sober for more than two hoursr'
JOE KERR
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-08

Tom-Isn't that a beautiful engagement
ringi
Tess Cabsentlyl - Yes, but mamma
doesn't allow me to accept such beautiful
and expensive presents. from gentlemen
! do not expect to marry.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-08

THAT fellow IS shooting again"
Yes, the critter Is shootln' promiscuous
Ike. AS ! said. he can't hit a barn door
a hundred feet away, but as you hain't
takin' any comfort, and as he may posi-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
A HARD ROW

And a long pull describes the pathway of woman afflicted with female weak ness unless she Is under the care or doctor who has had successful experlence in the treatment of such cases or else nus found the right remedy which can oe safely used independently of the doctor.
 Forty years ago, Dr. k. V. Pierce louno that women were being grossly maj, treated-mainly through ignorance ana carelessness, and he determined to defoee himself to study and research till ne found the real cause of their suffering and proper remedy for 1t. He found it, and dug from Nature,s Laboratory, the earth. Natures Tenedtes for woman's weaknesses and ailments. He found in Lady's Slipper root, Black Cohosh root. Unicorn root, Blue Cohosn root and Golden Seal root, the required ingredients.
 The remedial virtues of these he ex- tracted, combined and preserved Dy hls own peculiar non alcoholic, glyceTlc pro cesses. and the compound is now known the world over, as Dr. Pierce's taVorlte Prescription.
 uThe wearing of corsets too tight seemed to have brought on an abdominal pressure. weakening the fragments ana resuiLins III displacement which troubled me uhIli rdi1 Mas not fit to walk, and at times could haToiy stand" writes Mrs. Beverly Sitsreaves, oI , I1 Fulton St.. San Franciseo. Cal. "A nelgnpoI @ n1so advised me to try Dr. Plerces taNorlee ed rne scription. Before the first bottle was used I felt much better. improvement wen. steadily on. and within four months was like new and well woman once more. am now perfectly well and strong, and ex- tremely grateful to you for your blessed remedy-a boon to sick women"
 A Great Doctor Book Free.-Send 21 one cent stamps to Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo NY, to cover mailing and he will seno you free copy of his 100S-page Common Sense Medical Adviser, paper covered Cloth-covered 31 stamps.
 Dr. pierce's Pleasant Pellets are tn, hcet and safest laxative for the use 0 Hrlicate women.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
Famous Football Player Killed.

Sisseton, s. D.. December 2.-William Baine. the famous Indian football player who played half back on the Winconsin university team two years ago. tonight was shot and probably fatally wounded by Night Watchman Mahoney Baine, who is said to have been drinking, drew a revolver and began firing promiscuously. Mahoney appeared on the scene and or dered him to cease firing, whereupon the Indian turned his weapon upon him. Ma honey drew his revolver and fired, shoot ing Baine through the head. Baine had acted as coach for the Brookins Agricul- tural team during the past season.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
WEEKLY AVERAGES
 OF CLEARING HOUSE
THE STATEMENT WAS MORE FA- WORKABLE THAN EXPECTED. SURPLUS SEEMED LIKELY TO BE CONVERTED INTO DEFICIT.

New York December 2.-The weekly
 bank statement of the clearing house
 banks for the five days this week, is as . follows
 l Loans, S1,023,sS2, ,3OO increase, $1,594ooo.
 Deposits, s1, ,OO7.172, 500; increase, s7,994,9oo. 1 Circulation, S54, O66,5OO; decrease, $5S6,1o0. | Legal tenders, s74,515 1oo increase, ss0- l 200.
 l Specie. s179.S43 400; decrease, $4'623,2O0.
 Reserves, s254.S5S, 800; decrease, $4,6sS,ooo.
 Reserved required, $251 ,7sS125; increase,
 s1,s9s,725.
 l Surplus. s2,565,375; decrease. s6,591,725. Exclusive United States deposits, s4-
 7O7 s25; decrease. sS,5s1,s5o. New York, December 2.-The Financier
 says this week:
 Last weeks statement of the associated
 banks was less unfavorable than was ex- pected, there being some likelihood as in-
 dicated by the preliminary estimates of cash, that the surplus might be converted into a deficit.
 Though the loss of cash was fully as great as was foreshadowed, and though loans increased instead of being con- tracted, as was thought probable, thereby augmenting the reserve requirements,
 through increased deposits, the statement showed a fair marginal surplus. The net decrease in cash was $4,o95 000 this was almost wholly due to the transfers of l $2,S50, GOO through the treasury to San Francisco and to the shipment of Sl,8oO,O00 l to Mexico, which losses, together with those resulting from sub-treasury opera 1 tions, made an amount much in excess of the net receipts of currency from the | interior and those of the new gold. The deposits were increased $7994,900, chiefly the result of an expansion of $1, 1,594,oU0 in loans, less the loss of $4,593,000 cash as | above because of such increase in de- 1 posits the reserve requirements were aug
 mented $1,99S,725, adding which sum to 1 the decrease in cash made $6,591, 725, as the reduction in surplus reserve to 2,-
 565, ,S75. Computed upon the basis of de- posits less those of $S569 900 public funds, :, the surplus is s4,707,605 1t Is noted the 1 loans last week were in excess of de-
 posits by $16.709S00.
 1 The daily average of banks clearings for five days of the week was s39O, ,00O 900 l against S33S,000,000 in the previous week, i the decrease probably due to shifting of l loans incident to calls precedent to the
 December disbursement of dividends and 1 interest. The clearings on Saturday re- ] hecting Fridays business were, $472f,- 1 649 or considerably above the daily aver i age Comparisons of loans reported by in-
 dividual banks show that nine institutions i increased this item by ten and two-fifths
 millions net
 People who suffered from rheumatism l baua taken HOod's SarsaDarilla and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
Northwestern May Follow Suit.

Chicago, December 2.-Northwestern university is inclined to follow the foot steps of Columbia and abolish football unless a decided reformation in the game Is brought about. This was tho senti- ment expressed by the trustees today. The majority of the members of the board of trustees are in favor of abolishng the game on account of its roughness and be- cause they consider that it is not in har-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
THE FRENCH CHINA

This stock of fine hand-painted French China is indication of the rarest tastes. In 1t are shown pieces and sets that will orna- ment and serve the most elab- ortely appointed dining room.
 We want to show you this dis play. We enjoy telling people of it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
Sees Closer Relationship.

Lima, Peru, December 2.-The Com nerce sees in the appointment of Felix Felipe as Peruvian minister to the United States, the closer relationship of the two countries and says closer relationship will mean the bringing of capital and en- terprses to Peru.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
Such Friendly Friends.
, Columbus Dispatch

From the Columbus Dispatch
 Maude-Jack Higgins has been calling on me for nearly three months. I expect a proposal soon.
 Clara-Oh Jack never rushes things It was at least five months before he pro- posed to mo.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
A Remarkable Girl,

From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
 she's a girl of remarkable force of character"
 AS to howl"
 "She travelled continuously for four months this summer and never mailed single souvenir postal card
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
The Ohio Is Rising Rapidly.

Evansville, Ind, December 2.-The Ohio river continues to rise at the rate of two inches an hour The crest will reach here Monday or Tuesday. Farms are overfowing. White river rose over seven inches last night at Petersburg Ind.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03
BOTH PARTIES
 HOLD CAUCUSES
(continued from First Page)

to the clerk that he may have them printed in the calendar together with the date for consideration.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03

People who suffered from rheumatism have taken Hoods Sarsaparilla and found lasting relief
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-12-03

mony with the university spirit and could we'll be supplanted by something more dignhed
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Attorney Cbas. A, Spicss OF tho III
Paso 4 Durango road returned from
Pennington section Sunday evening
and left for Las Vegas yesterday
morning. says the Durango Telegraph.
He says his people are running no
bluff and predicts that dirt will be
moving all along tho line In May. The
resources Of this section were to him
a revelation and he predicted a great
future for Durango. OF importance
secondary only TO building OF roads
from the south he believes the project
cd cutoff TO BIO built by tho Santa
70 from Tcxico 10 Belen. New Mexico,
Of the greatest Importance TO this acc.
ton. A road is now under construc.
tion from San Angelo. on the Gulf,
Colorado a Santa re to Texico. and
when the gap Of 200 miles between
that place and Belcn In built Durango
win be something like three hundred
miles nearer Galveston by rail.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

city Engineer X. y. Rice returned
Monday evening from Estoritas. at
the mouth OF the Gallinas. where he
had been surveying GONE grant leases
the past two weeks.
He reports the weather very un.
pleasant for camp life the past week.
and says that, while the snow IL only
about three or four inches deep, II
carno with much rain and sleet and
the subsequent cold weather has
frozen 1t no as 10 work great hard.
ships on tho range cattle and sheep
In that region.
Among the unpleasant features OF
tho trip wal that on the second day
out their feed baga for the horses,
and their coffee pot were stolen. Any.
one familiar with camp life will rea,
lIze tho serious nature of this loss on
such a "Trip.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18
Suddenly Called.

Mary Narcotic. daughter OF Mr., and
Mrs, r. Narcotic, passed away al
$50 O'Clock this morning at the
early 4 OF thirteen years aud five
months. She was conscious 10 the
last and realizing that the n was
near at hand. at ! o'clock this morn
Ink she requested that the priest be
sent for Rev, FIR Paul Gilberton
came Immediately and administered
the sacrament The diving girl then
hade adieu 10 her grief-strleken faith
or, mother. brothers an dsister and
soon broatbed her last
Mary Narcotic was Just budding In
% Young womanhood and was Albright
interesting young lady whom every
body loved for her rare qualities OF
mind and heart.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18
County Commissioners.

Al It's recent sitting, II was ordered
that warrants be drawn In favor oi
Frank 8. Chavez M county assessor
The following abatement Of nxes
was made: Placita ranch. precinct z
1927; J.. u. vaur. precinct 81. S79s;
Rose Vigil de serna, precinct ]. $685.;
Geo. w. and Frank Bond, precinct
%. on account double assessment,
SI5.3 Juanita Gonzales 10 Mar
timer, precinct 81. t2.4l5; Jose X,
Gallcgos. precinct 80, $500.
The reports Of Justices Of the
Peace II. 8. Wooster, precinct 20, and
Jose y. IObato, precinct %. we're re.
ceived. y
The votes OF the late precinct cleo
tions were canvassed and Jose Ma,
Duran and Tliseo Baca were appoint
cd justice Of the peace and constable
respectively OF precinct !.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18
Probate Court.

In the probate court NJ. +. Jimene'
and Santiago Archuleta have been ap
pointed administrators OF the estate
OF the late Dorotea Ulibarri at Los
Alamos.
The final report OF Juan de Dios Lu'
cero, administrator OF the estate Of
Dolores Gonzales de Lucero at Miner
al Hi, has been approved by the pro
bate court and tho administrator dis
charged.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18
The Busy Barber.

While waiting for HIS chance In n
barber shop, the other day. a young
man. who Is OF a somewhat curious
turn Of mind, happened 10 think as
he got on the chair thar he would Just
Ike TO know how many strokes OF the
razor were required in giving him Il
clean ehaFe. He counted aud found
the number to ho ISL These are
only strokes and maneuvers on the
lace aud do not take into account the
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18
Las Vegas Distinction

, / doubt II there Is another town or
| city In the United States that can lay
| claim To having two families within
It's borders each with a son in West
Point and Annapolis.
TO Las Vegas belongs this unique
distinction and honor.
DR.. w. II. Upton, Of Las Vegas, has
two sons--both born In Las Vegas.
One IL In West Point and the other at
Annapolis. Both appointed from New
Mexico.
DELICATE Rodey appointed one and
Pedro perea the other.
Colonel VIM. Glassford Of the signal
service United States army. who mar.
ried a Las Vegas lady and whose
home ~ still In Vegas. also has two
sons, n now In Annapolis and the
older one just graduated from West
Point and a fullfledged officer.
Delegate Rodey appointed the one to
Annapolis and | think Perea the one
TO West Point.
All four Of these young scions Of
New Mexico, have made model cadets.
They have all been well up towards
the heads Of their classes and the
Upton boys are both football stars Of
the very first magnitude, the Annapo
Its boy having made a most spectacle
lar play at the last army and navy
football game In Philadelphia.
An odd thing about these
Upton brothers came to light after
the eame at Philadelphia when. II
leaked out that tho West Pointers
classmates took him out and hazcd
him most numerically because nc
wouldn't wish his brother in the
Annapolis team might break his lee
no the West Point team could beat the
"middies." Curious sense of honor
that. wasn't Il? But he was game
and while yet loyal to his own side hi
refused 10 wish the brother Eny III
luck.
Good stuff for soldiers that. Colone'
Glassford lived many years at Ias
Vegas and In New Mexico. He Is now
stationed up somewhere In Washing
ton or Oregon but HIS wife lives IL
Vegas, where the boys have beer
spending their holidays,
These four young natives OF New
Mexico. educated at her publ,
schools, a true product of tho soil
strong Of limb and lung. AZ becomes
lads born and reared In this free pur,
New Mexico air and sunshine ant
holding their own~~and more-witl
the O n Of other states, might we'll b.
an object lesson for the Tfllmans ant
others OF the senate who accuse MS o
being '%greasers" and not at TO hay,
statehood.
Long may these four young Las We
gas bows live TO uphold the honor O
the flag and their Two branches o
the service-uncle Bin In Rator
Range
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

w. II, Hicti, formerly OF the Boston
clothing house In this city. gets a
big sendoff under g~laring headlines
In tho FL paso Daily News for having
obtained, while east. The exclusive
agency for The Hart, ~sehaffner d
Marx hand made tailored clothing
and the Florshelm shoe for The Fair
store, with which he IL now connect.
sd.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

At a meeting Sunday afternoon.
held expressly for the purpose All tbs
temple, Congregation Monteflore
unanimously elected the following
named officers, President Julius .rn.
dell, who has served as such for a
decade vice president. Sol spierei.
l2rg, secretary. David wlnienits
treasurer. recliio Rosenwah us.
trees, Tie Davis. Sic Nahm. u. stern
u. Appel and NJ Greenbereer
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

stropping and other movements Incl.
dent 10 the act Of shaving. In add.
ton TO these there are the movements
Of drying. applying toilet water or
other preparation. combing the hair.
applying powder. etc. which would
amount To at least half an many more.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

The following nine new mombers
Of the Commercial club have been
received within the last few DAYS,
9. II Perry. J. Is Moore. w. N. RIOS.
enthsI. Joseph nanslger. Or J. w
Morgan. Dell Chambers. chas ban
lei. A. IL. schwinn. T. ID Sullivan
The gentlemen are lo be commended
upon their enterprise in lending thetl
support TO the most useful Of III,
city's institutions.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Only routine matters were dispatch.
Cd 1t tho special meeting Of tho city
board Of education last evening, not
the least important Of which to those
Immediately concerned was the al.
lowanco Of some BILLS.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

William IAtcher. salesman at Davis
4 .Bydcs', has been made clad by tho
receipt Of = fine gold watch and chain,
wflled 10 him by bis father. the late
Adolph L.etcher 81 Baltimore, Nd. who
departed this life about sixteen
months ago.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Albino TrujilIo. school teacher In
district No. 81 drew n months pay to.
day, amounting 10 81. The pay Of
teachers In San Miguel county ranges
from $40 a month up to SIS. tho latter
salary being paid In school district
No. q al vilianueva.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

DO the first appearance of tho singer
In New Mexico and AZ Albuquerque
viii be the only city In which she will
appear between Los Angeles and San
Antonio. Texas. tho opportunity 10
hear her should be taken advantage
of.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

News reached the city that Miss
Marion Winters. daughter Of Council.
ma u. c. winters. has been called To
Santa 70 where she will fiji an I'm.
pcrtant clerkship In legislative cir.
cles.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Miss Annie g. Troycr Ia the new
stenographer In the law office OF w.
p. Bunker. a vacancy having been
created BY the departure Of Mas
Isossie Burks for Louisville. Ky. this
afternoon.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

A chimney sweep with high hat
and castiron lungs IL making. The
usual racket about town and Ia get.
ting plenty OF work 10 do In his line.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

February 18th. Madame Melha. the
most peerless OF vocaiists, win sing
~ Albuquerque. For this occasion
the Santa Fe company win sell
tickets from Las Vegas and return for
one and onefoufth fare. As this Sili
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Don't forget the date, January 2sth.
Elks' annual ball at the Duncan.
Tickets for sale at Murphoy's drug
store. iI53
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Fair tonight and Thursday. Is the
weather prediction today. The tenn.
perature Of yesterday was 40 degrees
maximum and % degrees minimum.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

T~wentyone specials offered In
IHvy's nd for all this week. Read
his ads and save money on your III.
ture purchases. 1900
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Chinese new year viii DO celebrated
on February Sd by the celestials and
resident Cinnamon are preparing for
= high old time.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Remember tbs benefit sale at
Douchcr's Saturday. ill6
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

II is hoped that the street car com.
pany will be able to resume opera.
ions tomorrow.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Tickets for Paul Gilmore will be on
sale Friday At Warnings and nur-
,phey's.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Lots Of water IL going to waste
these days.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Miss Matilda Gallegos, who has
been teaching a Spanish class here,
has been favored with a place among
the legislative employees at Santa Fe.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18
/ L0CALMUCCETS

Eighty tsr thirty says the ID Of
oovle Z oydss. 1854
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

u ] pennoll has accepted the
agency Tor the Oliver typewriter at
Las Cruces.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

Goods and prices at the Saturday
sAle guaranteed by Boucher. l.l43
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18
Via eIsusth Anniversary

Rev. d. A. schiffini, 8. j.. celebrat
I'd yesterday. his golden jubilee n
a priest. says the Trinidad
Chronicle-N News Of Monday evening
He entered the order when not
quite sixteen years old. on January
.15. 1855, at Naples. After his regular
course Of studies. lasting fifteen
years, he was appointed 10 the chair
Of philosophy and theology. at the
Jesuit university OF Woodstock, Mary.
land. In 1883 he came west. being
frat stationed at Las Vegas, where
he built up an English speaking rom
gregation In the new town dedi.
Gated to the Immaculate Conception.
In 1889 he came for the first time
to Trinidad. and was then appointed
10 the Denver college. Four years
ago he returned 10 Trinidad. 10 make
this his permanent home.
At the close OF the mass, the ven.
cradle Father schiffini, expressed his
heartfelt thanks to the pastor. the
choir. and the entire congregation. He
received d number OF presents and
letters OF congralulation from his
many friends here and elsewhere.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-01-18

No fault can be found with the sort
u weather prevailing today.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-03-04
The Egotist.
He thinks he's

He thinks he's
popular, 2"
Does he? Why.
when er hisnane
appears in the pa
per he fancies the
public reads it
this way: John
[ch eersl Henry
[applausel Buggin
[loud and contin-
ued cheering1.