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Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
Strictly Genuine.

Most Of the patent medicine
testimonials. are probably genuine
The following notice recently ap-
peared in the Atchison, (Kan.)
Globe: "Joe Tack, wellknown
engineer running on tht Missouri
Pacific between Wichita and XII
owa, lotely appeared in big one,
with a picture, and when he was
in the office to-day, we asked him
about it. He says he had terrific
pains in his stomach, and thought
he had cancer. His druggist rec
commended Kodol, and he says it
cured him. He recommended it
to others who were also cured.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
what you eat and cures all stom-
ach troubles. Sold by Corbett,
Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
VANCAMP CHATTER.

Prof. S. A. Grimes was busl-
ness visitor at New Martinsvllle
yesterday.
A. L. Givens, who has been TAX
inc a law course at the Western
University of Ohio, IS at home.
w. E. Fuchs was at Pursley
Yesterday on business.
j. II. Workman was at New
New Martinsville yesterday Oh
business.
G.. J. Watkins went to Wheeling
Sunday to see his brother, 5. E.
Watkins, who has been at the
Haskins' Hospital for the past two
weeks.
The sheep shearers are busy
clipping wool this week.
Earl Van Camp was a New Mar
tinsville visitor yesterday.
Albert Stewart and wife OF Pa
den City, are visiting relatives and
friends here. -,
1t is reported that D. A. Maxwell
of New Martinsville, has purchas-
Cd Watkins 81 Co.'S. store at this
place. and will take charge OF the
same inside of thirty days.
The farmers are very busy these
days working from twelve 10
twenty hours day.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
San .Cura Ointment.

Is guaranteed to relieve at once
that itching, burning pain and per
manently chreEczema, letter,
Salt Rheum, Itching Bleeding or
Producing Piles, Burns, Bruises,
Cuts, Old Sores, Pimples, Bodies,
Carbuncles, Chapped HANDS, or
Lips, Chlblains, Testers, Insect
Bites and Ivy Poison. San-Cura
Ointment is a great aid in prevent
inc scars. 1t softens all infamed
parts. Druggists % and 80 cents.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
Odd Geographical Division.

The range of the Blue Ridge noun
tains in Pennsylvania is divided by
river every twenty-seven miles, as fol-
lows: From the Susquehanna to the
Swatara. - miles; from the Swatara
to the Schuylkill, 81 miles; from the
Schuylkill to the Lehigh, q miles; from
the Lehigh to the Delaware, q miles.
At the next - miles is a hollow or
New Jersey in which nestleS a lake
known as Culver'S pond.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31

Bilious Bill was getting bloated,
And his tongue was muchly coat
ed.
Patent "tonics" wouldn't cure
him,
Companies would not insure him,
All his friends were badly fright
ened,
But their spirits soon were light,
ened,
For Bill said-and they believed
him,
EARLY RISER pills relieved him
Sold by Opera House Drug Store,
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
OLD FASHIONED.

What has become OF tho old fash
toned counting that was carried on over
the back fence?
What has become Of the Old fash
toned woman who put lambrequlns up
at the windows?
What has become of the old fashion
ed woman who crocheted husher as a
present for bride?
What has become Of the old fashion
Toned woman that carried a handker'
thief with her that she never uDfolded
-Atchison Globe.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
Had Read About Him.

"Now, boys said the Sunday school
teacher. addressing the juvenile class,
"can any Of you tell me anything about
Good Friday?"
Yes, ma'am. can" replied the boy
at the foot Of the class. "He was the
fellow what done the homework for
Robinson CruSOe'
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
FiSk'S
Corner

Pianos, Organs, Sewing Ma
chimes, Talking Machines, etc.
Repairing of Organs and Sewing
Machines. We can make them
sew as good as new. Give US a
4r;a1 Write us. We travel by
wagon everywhere. No trouble to
cali and give prices on repairing.
Singer Sewing Machines from
$3.50 to $24.oO.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
false Alarm.

He-Clara, l want to ask you ques-
ton. She-This is so sudden! He
know, but | can't stand It any longer.
The fact is one of the legs Of yOur chair
j. on my foot, and l was going to ask
lou If you would kindly remove 1t.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
So, 100 Ohio Hotels, Pay; $4,000.

This large furnished hotel for
$4,000 is on the old National Pike,
8 miles East of Cambridge, 3 ~
miles from a railroad. While 81
600 is all that is asked for this
pretty Hotel, situated in a pretty
town. write w. F. Richmond,
GAINESVILLE, Ohio.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
Polite.

Miss De Style-You say Golddust Is
an awfulIy polite fellow? Miss Gun
busta-Yes, indeed. Why, when he
saw Miss Gotrox's standing In society
he offered her his country seat.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
Good Reason.

Miss Ascum-Tve often wondered,
Mr.. Rhymes, why you poets always
sneak of the moon as Silver" Mr..
Rymes-Well-er-I suppose it's be-
cause of the quarters and halves
Philadelphia Press.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
Worked at II.

Mrs. Goodthing-Here'ss some pie, but
YOU got dinner from me yesterday.
Why don't you learn some tpade?
Tramp have learned one, ma'am.
I'm retoucher.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31
A Chip.

Markley-That boy Of your Is very
much like you. Borroughs-Do you
think so! Marklcy-Yes. He asked
me for a quarter today.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31

There would not be so many open
mouths il there were not so many
open ears.-Bishop Hall.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-31

DAYS

Have you began to figure on
when you are going to take your
vacation, and what a good time
you expect to haveH Why don't
you also figure on bringing your
visit home with you to be enjoy
ed over and over again.
THE ONLY WAY-Take a ko-
dak with you; buy it now and get
familiar with it. We instruct all
purchasers how to use the kodak
to get the best results, and it
might also be a good idea to have
some new photos taken Of your
self to take along. You all know
the kind we make. A pleasure to
give to or receive from friend.
Prices as reasonable as first-class
photos can be produced. A full
line of Photographic goods for
sale. Finishing for amateur pho
tographers.
KERR'S NEW GROUND
FLOOR STUDIO
COL Wells Street.
Phone 80.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31

mlssioners tomorrow by the attorney
The report shows that 226 cases were
handled By the county attorneys Office
during January February and March.
The last named month ranks first IN
the matter OF business, there beig 81
cases handled, In January there were
80 cases aud IN February, so.
Real estate men report many small
sales, particularly sales Of vacant lots
whore people are preparing TO erect
small homes And In this connection
II may be observed that many small
cottages are being erected by contrac-
tors from plans found in magazines,
and without the supervision OF archi-
teots. This means something OF a saw
ing, hut architects claim that superyi-
sion by an architect would insure so
much better work as to make up for
the extra expenditure OF the cost of this
supervision.
The secretary OF the state board OF
health calls public attention 10 the
prevalence of pneumonia throughout
the state; and that people should bear
In mind the disease Is both infectious
and contagious, Germs are given off
In eXpectoratAons, which IN all cases
should be destroyed, and people with
colds must remember that the germs
are present In many cases whore their
presence is not suspected Plenty of
fresh air I'm houses Is to be desired and
great care should be taken TO avoid
exposure.
Sheriff Emery yesterday brought IN
from Bingham two more Austrians
who were connected with the riot on
last Friday night. The men are Lade
Melenkovlc and Anton Poaten. Five
OF the men arrested at first have been
released from custody as the officials
are satisfied that they were not mixed
up in the affair, They are Nick Ko-
clan, John Zerkoyich, Martin Zurlc,
Marco Bennett and Tom Mandovloh,
The sheriff believes he now has all of
the men who did the shooting In GUS
tody, with the eception Of one, and he
has left the state and has been trdhhce
has left the state and has been traced
TO California. His name is Martin
Devlch, and he Is brother Of Frank
Devich, who has been identified beyond
question as the man who shot Deputy
Sheriff Chichester,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
BUSINESS NOTES.

This Is dividend day at the Office OF
The Utah Sugar company IN the Des-
eret News Annex, and the stockholders
Of the company to the number Il about
1900, scattered the country over, are
receiving the regular quarterly diyi-
dend on the preferred stock and the
first dividend on the common stock
the total disbursement amounting to
100000.
The Cache valley Latter-day Saints
hospital association of Logan has filed
a copy OF It's articles OF incorporation In
the secretary Of states office. The OFF,
GERS and directors are Alma Merrill,
president Joseph H. Carbon, vice pres
ldent; Zina y. Card, secretary; Lucy
s. Carbon, treasurer DR.. w. y. Park
lnson. medical directors John Bingham,
II. r. owen, Samuel Oldham and I. ID,
Roberts, directors.
Articles OF incorporation Of the Ken
nedy Ditch Irrigation company OF this
city have been filed In the county
clerks office. Its capitalization Is
100000, divided into 1900 shares Of the
par value OF $50 each. s. j. stookey Is
president, r. O. McNiece, vice presi-
Otnlt ~ D. IltHhthoi oNNiNN"AJ N'iN
treasurer.
Isabella Mckenzie sold today to RAJ
leigh Jones for 81 500 a cottage on Sec
ond East street, near Fifth South street
and Lorenzo Snow has sold TO Mrs. Me-
Kenzie for $500, Glen Miller conduct
ing the sales.
Todays local bank clearings amount
ed to 1881, 3S30j, as against SS7isl1.lS
for the corresponding day Of last year.
The olearlngs for the month amounted
to 81, $3.50, 1921. as against SlO,992 86S, OS
for the month OF March OF last year.
The earnings OF the Consolidated
Wagon e. Machine company for the
first quarter Of the current year, exceed
the earnings Of the first quarter for
the previous year, by at least 20 per
cent.
Mr.. c. L. Marsh win be at the Com
merclal club all day tomorrow, to talk
with local business men on the matter
OF competing In the Goldheld country
with San Francisco merchants. and 10
explain why Salt Lake will have a clear
swing there, II attention Is given the
matter.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
RYCHEL CHARGED
WITH BURGLARY.
Story Of a Man Who l'sfriended
An rs Year0ld Boy to No
Purpose.
HE ROBBED HIS DENEFACTOR.
Strange Story Of Lads Alleged To-
gratitude Told 10 District Court
This Afternoon.

Dan T. Ryehel, who II Is charged,
burglarised the home Of his benefactor
on the night OF Dec. 81, 1904, Is on trial
before a jury IN Judge Armstrong;
court today. The evidence introduced
showed that Rychel, who Is only IS
years OF age, had been taken in by Mr..
H. A. Hoaglahd and given employment
for about a month before the crime
was committed and was invited to eat
Christmas dinner with the family.
Six days later he returned and
showed his appreciation for the kind
nesses shown him by Mr. Hoagland
by burglarlzing his house and stealing
four watches, n gold watch chain, a
gold necklace, a bracelet, a sir skirt,
purse containing several rings and q
pair OF ear rings. lie pawned the skirt
IN house Of N fame and the watches
and jewelry In a pawn shop.
The case Is being prosecuted by Dist.
Atty Ioofbourow and the defendants
Interests are being looked after by
Atty. James f. Smith. The case viii
be sumbitted to the jury late this af-
ternOon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
RHODE ISLAM NEVER IN H.

That there Is no Rhode Island In the
presidents official family is not sur
prlslng; the surprise would have been
IL somebody from this state had been
invited to join the cabinet for there
never yet has been Rhode Island
cabinet official. Every other state In
New England has been bonured. Maine
has had, six members, New Hampshire
three Vermont two, Massachusetts
thirty-two, and Connecticut nine. But
Rhode Island IL one OF the twelve
states in the Union that have never
contributed to the presidential circles
OF counselors. Indeed II 10 the only
state east Of the Mississippi, with the
single exception Of Florida, that has
not been represented IN the cabinet,
Massachusetts has furnished more
members than any other state, with
New York a close second and Penn
sylyania third Ohio comes fourth and
Virginia, Maryland ana Kentucky fol-
low IN order.-~Providenee or, H. Jour
nal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
THE EGG DANCE.
A Curious Easter Custom of Ancient
France-A Royal Romance.

In very ancient times a most curious
Easter custom prevailed IN France.
Woolng lads and lasses would come
forward as applicants for the egg and
matrimonial dance" A hundred eggs
were arranged on level sWard spread
with sand, and al the young tenantry
selected their partners to dance on the
green among the eggs.
The story Is told byan old ohronIcler
that Phlllbeft duke Of Savoy, was out,
hunting and, being IN the neighborhood
OF the beautiful palace of Mqrgaret of
Flanders, called 20 pay his respects to
her All the ienantry were dancing on
the green, the eggs were laid, ana the
lovers were treadlng a measure of the
national dance amid them. Few there
We're who managed 70 dance through
without breaking some OF the obstruc-
tions If they sucoacded not even the
may OF the parents prevailed to break
up the match 1t was an evidence OF
the Intentions of Providence to smile
ON the union.
While many had tried and been I'M
successful, the duke besought the prln-
cess TO try the dance with him Though
It was the first time they had met, she
agreed, and they executed the national
dance without breaking an egg. They
were greeted with enthusiastic cheers,
and, as II was a sure sign that they
were afilanced by divine win and their
welded life would be one Of great
bliss, they bowed to the fates that or
dained It so, and In the sentiment OF
the romance they were married and
lived happily ever after. "--Philadephl
Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
PEILETIER COMING.
Texas Marshal Expected Tonight With
Prisoner

" s. Marshal George L. siebrecht,
whose headquarters are at San Antonio,
Texas, Is expected to arrive IN Salt
Lake tonight or tomorrow morning,
bringing with him j. -. Pelletier who
was indicted by a federal grand jury
at ogden for lnpersonatlng a Y, s..
postoillce Inspector
The impression has been current that
II. s.. Marshal Haywood had gone TO
Texas IA quest Of the prisoner, but his
return yesterday from Nernal cleared
up any difference of opinion as 10 his
whereabouts At Vernal the IT, s.,
Marshal served summonses upon Wit
nesses wanted for the trial of POST
master Collett, and a man named Pc
terson who was indicted with the Card
ner gang, several members Of which
are now serving sentences for selling
whisky 10 the Indians
Deputy u. $. Marshal Smythe re-
turned today from the north, aud will
leave IN the morning for southern
points TO serve summonses OF petit
Jurors for the April term Of the federal
court. His trip WIN carry him as far
south as Marysyale.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
THE PRESIDENT COURAGEOUS.

President Roosevelt, by deciding TO
appoint cream colored internal rev.
enue collector in New York, has done
something 10 vindicate his consistency
In appointing an African collector OF
customs at Charleston. There has al
ways been dispute as to the compe-
legged that Mir. Anderson, the slated
New York appolntee is fully qualified
for the duties of the office for which
he is to be named The New York
Republicans VIII not like the selection
but Is cannot be denied that the act
Ia both courageous and fair. The col.
ored voter has earned Republican rec
ognition ten times where he has res
ceiyed II once. Philadelphia Record.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
IGoRoTTEs SET SAIL.
Native FilipiAos Leave Islands for
Lewis & Clark Exposition.

Portland. Two hundred Igorottes,
Moros, Negritoes and Visayans viii leave
the Philippine Islands this week. arriving
In Portland the latter part Of April where
they win proceed Immediately to the
grounds Of the Lewis and Clark expos-
ton, These natives viii populate the PIN
liprine village on the government PENN
sula at the exposition
Upon their arrival, the construction OF
the Philippine village will be started Al
once. A feature Of this win be a city OF
houses built on poles over the surface
on Guilds lake This Is characteristic OF
the expodlent resortcd 20 by the natives
to avoid reptiles and foes Of similar kind
The city OF pole-houses. will be occupied
by the Moros, who with the 1gorottes
stand lowest in the scale OF civilization.
Boiled dog will represent tho principal
sustenace OF the lgorottes, who are con.
oeded to be eplcureans regarding this
delicacy The general suppostlon Is that
hearty meal Of boiled, fried or roasted
canine adds fervor to the fighting prow-
ess Of lgorotte warriors. Accordingly,
the dogflesh Is served only 10 the males
the fairer sex being denied the rare
treat
Visitors 10 the centennial. however
need have no tear OF witnessing a blood
curdllng combat, unless the Portland 30.
lice should become Obstreperous In the
presesnce Of the Igorottes which would
naturally result In lively seance.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
ADJUSTMENTS.

At the Theater tonight THE Marriage
OF Kitty" with Max Figman in the
leading comedy part, opens an engage.
ment which will run two nights and
Saturday matinee.
Harry Corson Clarke viii close his
engagement at the Grand Satur-
day night, and the laughing season he
inaugurated Is at an end Mr.. Clarke
has proved himself good fellow,
genial comedian, and a generous man.
ager. lie leaves the city with none
but good wishes for his success
throughout this season and many more
to come. Mr., Clarke Is a prompt and
thorough business man, and his deal
ings in this city have never been any
thing but pleasant. Salt Lake play
goers, In wishing him farewell also ex-
press the hope that the time may not
be long before he returns to renew &C.
quaintance.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
LATE LOCALS.

The American Telephone Journal OF
New York has an article on the tele-
phone system used at the [ all State
prison.
Sidney Groo Is about to erect a double
house on Fourth East street, near
Fourth South street, at a cost Of $1,000;
Ware & Treganza, architects.
The delay of eastern shippers in send.
ing the interior finish for the federal
building has effected a corresponding
delay IN the completion OF the work.
The state officials, clerks and en-
ployes will be paid their quarterly sal
aries tomorrow by State Auditor Ed
wards. The total amount of the pay
rolls Is about 100000.
The officiating minister at Charles
Auer's funeral yesterday afternoon was
Rev, d. NJ, Helmick Of the lin Meth.
odlst church, and John p Meakin, who
pronounced the eulogy
A young man named Walker was
taken into custody yesterday az Bling
ham on the charge OF insanity. His
father, Robert Walker, who resides In
this city went TO bingham today to
bring his son to this city where ne win
be examined as to his sanity probably
tomorrow.
The Saltair saloon was burglarzed
last night and the thieves managed 10
get away with sl2 In cash, and O con-
siderable quantity OF whisky. They
effected an entrance by forcing open a
rear door, The police were notified
Of the robbery, and they are In hot
pursuit
The skies cleared up last night, and
left "A winter atmosphere In fact, the
mercury fell by morning TO IS degrees
above zero, and the change was felt
all the more because OF the previous
mild weather There Is o high baro-
metric wave covering the western coun-
try today, and the predictions are fair
and warmer for tomorrow
city Auditor Felt is today issuing
warrants for the payment OF the
monthly salaries OF the city officials,
councilmen, members Of the fire and 20.
lice departments and the quarterly sal
aries Of the members and employees OF
the board Of public works, amounting
In oil to siS.93i60. The payrolls are as
follows city officials, iibyG 65; coun-
cilmen, $685.; fire department, 1904
police department, S3,79O,e5; board OF
public works, 1925.
city supt OF Schools Christensen Is
today sending notices to the principals
OF the schools, calling attention to the
fact that Sunday, April 2, "a the one
hundredth anniversary Of the birth Of
Hans Christian Anderson, the author
whose stories and fairy tales are 80
familiar 10 every school child IN the
land, and suggesting that the reading
hour on either Monday Tuesday, or
Wednesday OF next week be set apart
for selections from his works.
That County Attorney p. r. Chrlston.
sen aud his two assistants have had q
very busy time Of II since they went
into office is very evident from the re-
port TO be filed With the county cons
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31

cency and fair play; who doesn't wear
pockets IN his clothes and can see a
red liBht When It's swung In the middle
OF the road She doesn't want a man
who makes promises, but one who
makes good. II doesn't make bit OF
difference whether or not he wears a
long coat and teaches Sunday school,
or even whether he is an enrolled
member OF any church, so long as he
respects truth and the common Inter-
ests OF his fellow men and women Iio
must know how to sweep ana scour
He must know the difference between
graft and honest gain lie must be
his own boss Philadelphia North
American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
PERSONALS

Judge Alfred Budge OF Pocatello Is
registered at the Wilson
George strinsfellow has returned
from trip 10 the coast.
The fiye-years old son OF Roy Daynes
Is very III with malignant diphtheria,
Robert w Sloan has returned from
New York after a two weeks absence
Hon, James II Anderson Is expected
home from Washington tomorrow
morning.
IL. G. Hoffman has brought from
Montana two thoroughbred driving
horses, raised on the DAILY ranch.
Prof. ]. j. Mcclellan and Hugh w.
Dougall will return from their Col
orado musical trip on Sunday morning.
r. Il. o'Bren, one of the new base
ball men, arrived from Washington
state this morning, and Is at the South
ern hotel,
Mr., Bennett of Kanosha, WIS., repre-
senting one OF the largest automobile
concerns In the country, is ip the city,
and comforting with General Manager
Odell of the Consolidated Wagon &
Machine eempqnysyewo4
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-31
WANTED, A MAN.

Philadelphia wants man. She
wants him badly, because abe needs
him. She wants him just as soon as
she can get him. She isn't particular
about height, weight or looks, except
she wants him high In principle. strong
In courage and straight faced She
doesn't care wether he is descen-
ascendant from some back alley, lust
so he Is honest, clean, fearless and
Just. But she wants mana being
with some regard for right and de-