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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Not only are the weekend trips by the
Norfolk and Washington Steamboat Com
pany peculiar but they are the most eco
nomical residents and visitors in the city
can enjoy. special rate for the round
trip obtains. and the tickets for Friday
night trips are good to return until Sunday
night while the tickets sold for Saturday
nights are valid to return until Monday
night. This permits of a two days stay at
Fortress Monroe, Virginia Beach or any of
the many resorts that border Hampton
Roads. The comfortable appointments of
the steamers insure delightful sail up and
down the river. The sailing hour is $50
pm Steamers of this line connect daily at
Norfolk with Old Dominion liners for New
York and with Merchants and Miners
steamships for Boston and Providence.
The Southern Pacific Company has on
sale special rate round-trip tickets to Port
land good until September ~, which not
only give Stop-overs at various California
points, but give one the choice of return
routes. The same management has month
ly tickets until October at special rates.
The tickets are good over the regular tour
list sleeper cars which are widely and favor
ably known to travellers to the west. Com
plete details may be had at the office of the
general agent, A. J. Poston, oil Pennsyl-
vania avenue, or at 7o5 10Th street.
Elk Grove Butter is the Acme of Purity"
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
EXCURSIONS.

Chevy Chase Lake has never enjoyed such
great popularity as the present season.
Every evening the famous Marine Band is
to be heard In concert, new programs
being rendered each evening. The concerts
are of about an hour and half duration
and at the conclusion there is dancing
nightly except Sundays. Among the most
popular of the many other amusements are
bowling, shooting, rowing and viewing the
motion pictures in the rustic theater.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
Boy Disappears From Home.

Capt. Boardman was asked last night to
have the police look out for Milton Hance.
fifteen years old, who has been missing
from his home at 1925 T street northwest
since the 10th of this month. 1t is believed
he ran away to go to Pittsburg, and the
police of that city have been asked to find
him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
For "old Point Comfort" Norfolk and

Newport News via Norfolk & Washington
Steamboat Co, foot 18th St. daily, $50 p.
m. connecting at Norfolk with steamers
for New York and Boston. Round trip
Fridays and Saturdays during summer,
s.. 80 See ad.. page 10. Phone 229o.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
$1,000 Niagara Falls Excursion.

Baltimore and Ohio r. r. Leaving WASH
ington 200 am, July IS special train
standard coaches and Pullman parlor cars,
via Philadelphia and picturesque gh
Valley. Tickets good ten days. Liberal
stopovers returning.-Adyt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Albert Tabler, fifteen years old. living at
1902 Water street southwest fell from his
bicycle yesterday afternoon near sth and
ID streets southwest and injured his neck.
Policeman Nantz assisted him home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
CITY ITEMS.
Do Not Miss This opportunitv

1t will soon be too late to grasp it. MA
gus is steadily increasing In value; 1t is
going higher; don't let it get away. Call.
investigate. S02 F st. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
Beefsteaks, All Kinds, 91ac. !;

Cal. Hams SIZE; s. c. Hams, 121sc.; Br
Bacon, 121ac.; Eggs, 1Sc.; Cheese, lie; But
ter. 24c.; Syrup. 71kc can: Mammoth
Pickles, Zoe. doz.; Matches. 10c; Potatoes,
19c. PIX, zoe. bu.: Gran. Sugar, size; Every
body's Coffee, 15c.; M. G. Oats, &C.; Prunes,
&c. j. T. D. Pyles' Z stores, including 94S
La. ave. jy24-3t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
18th and F SITS. Star Office Branch.

While you shopping leave your adver-
Usement for The Star at the Postal Tele-
graph Office of Woodward e. Lothrops
where it will be received at regular rates.
Wanted Help and Rooms for Rent are l
cent per word each insertion.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

John R. Kelly, Center Market.
New York roast Reef; corned beef a speciality.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Those going to River View at 10 am or 2;l5
pm Wednesday take steamer there for Indian
Head trips.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
There's No Greater Treat

ON hot day than cold bottle of Abner-
Drury Brewing Co.'S "Old Glory" Keep a
case of this fine dark beer in your refriger-
ator and be cool Write or phone w. 436.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
For Camp Good Will.

The Evening Star acknowledges receipt of
s. from c. Z. Spencer and 81 from Cornelia
Lee Atkins. donated for benefit OF Camp
Good Will
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
1t Tickles the Bookkeeper

books because II lessons the work by
avoiding transferring of accounts. Hodges
Bookbindery, 42O-22 11th st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
The Butter Particular People Use

lis James F. Oysters "Four-Leaf Clover
Creamery. Uniformly pure and delicious.
5-lb. boxes, 1.40. 9th & Pa. av. Phone 271.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT.

Chevy Chase I.ake-Concert by United
States Marine Band followed by dancing.
Motion pictures.
Cabin John Bridge-Motion pictures.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Fussell's Ice Cream is the Smoothest.
Prompt service. Phone 1913. 1925 n. Y. av.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
$500 Harper's Ferry and Return.

Thursday, July q. account Y. NJ. c. A.
Baltimore & Ohio r. r. station, S:35 a m.
Returning from Harpers Ferry 500 p.m
same day.-Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
The Stimulant Business Needs

is Byron S. Adams Printing. The cheap
est advertising, results considered. 512 18th.
Advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
"Royal Pilsen" is Supplied in Bottles

to meet the demand for a strictly high
grade light beer for home use. For case
write or phone Abner-Drury Brewing Co.
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
Anything for SaleP
Asks Bankruptcy judgement,

Advertise IL In the Miscellaneous Column
for three days at cent a word.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
9 Per Cent Interest and Safety.

with the privilege of checking against ac-
counts at will, are the Inducements offered
by banking dept. of Union Trust Co.. 1iI4 F.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Exchange That Ancient Machine Of
thine for the Wheeler & Wilson new D 9.
my1S-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
Your Ideal of Whiskey Quality

will be fully realized in VIM. Cannons
superior PurisSima Rye. Its fine flavor
and health-buildng qualities recommend it
TO those who desire a high-grade whiskey.
Phone y. J2S or postal 1925 18th NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
All Orders for Spruce Laths

can be filled promptly-rowest prices. Els
niger Bros, 21O9 7th NV. Phone NJ. III:
jy26-d, eSu-3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

a. B. C. Headache Powders.
Immediate relief Druggists. 1Oc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Phone M. 2767 for Reisinger's Ice
Cream. 81 gal, soc. x gal. $50 st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Try Salt Air Trip to Baltimore.
Palatial steamers. Electric lighted. Unex-
celled cuisine See excursions
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Save the Pieces! Royal Glue Mends EN-
China. toys. furniture. etc. Druggists. 10c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
Breakfast at Cabin John Bridge
Prof. Bell Continues to Improve.

Sunday mornings is very enjoyable. Table
d hote, 81. Delightful car ride.-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
SS4 to California

And Portland, Through California,
Until Sept. 27-stoPovers.
BERTH, So. so, Without Change,
To Los Angeles or San Francisco. A. j. POSITION.
Gen Agt 51i Pa ave, 705 18th st. jy5-ti ,eSu, 10
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
Portland, Ore, via Scenic C. & O. Ry.

Lewis and Clark Exposition.
Liberal rates and stop-over privileges
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

Blackistone's Beautiful Floral Designs
at special summer prices. 14th and H.
Advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26

THE STEAMERS OF THE MARYLAND, DELLA
ware and Virginia Railway Co, commencing June
3D. will make FIVE trips weekly between washing
ton and Baltimore. The passenger accommoda'
lions are unsurpassed by any on the CHESAPEAKE
Bay or tributaries. They are electrically lighted
and the cuisine is perfect. This is the most de-
lghtful trip out OF Washington or Baltimore
giving the passengers the benefit Of the salt air
on The Chesapeake bay and Potomac river Leave
Washington every Sunday, Tuesday, "Wednesday
Thursday and Saturday at pm. Leave BATH
more every Monday, Tuesday. Thursday, Friday
and Saturday at pm. Time OF trip about SO
hours.
Fare $500. Staterooms, $3.50. Meals, Boo
each.
Staterooms and further information, apply 10
STEPHENSON & BRO, Agents,
TELEPHONY Main 745. 7th st. wharf
IT. MURDOCH, Gen. Pass. Agt., Baltimore, Nd
je2S-60t,30
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
Phone East 1909

For pure Ice cream and sherbet- Prompt
delivery Rosenfeld's. $40 II st. ne
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-26
A Toast: To Users of Cos

Live as long as you like, and eat what you
like as long as you live. When you use CO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

bill at first. 1t was uphill for Shake
speare. for Pinero. for Sardou. ut first.
All these men. like you. We're once be-
ginners and We're sneered at and brush
ed aside as beginners. amateurs. know
nothinGS.
1t is. indeed, a tremendous under
taking to get first play produced. So
many are written; 50 few are put on.
An English playwright with a gift OF
humorous exaggeration illustrated this
fact once. He told me how he submit
ted a comedy to celebrated actor and
how in the course Of the conversation
this actor said:
Don't you think the room is rather
coIdE'
1t is rather cold said the young
playwright
The actor rang. and servant ap-
pcarcd.
lanes he said. put three more
manuscripts on the fire."
w S. Gilbert. who wrote "Pinafore,"
THE Mikado" and other successful
operas, WAS recently sitting alone in
the smoking room of a London club
when Il clergyman entered and came
across to him.
Have you seen here this morning
young man with one eye called
James," he asked.
What was the name of the other
eye" replied Gilbert without the ghost
of Il smile on his face
And with a glare his interlOcutOr
withdrew
The late Augustin Daily had an iron
clad rule that no member OF his COM
pany should leave the city whether
''out of the bilr' or not 1t was during
Otis SINNERS first season with DAILY
that he was notified in an imposing
document from the president of Tufts
college that he had been chosen for
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
AMERICA TO ENGLAND.

CPoem read by the Rev. Dr. Ainot
,avase at the Lotos club dinner recent
fVen in New York as . farewell
rhitslaw Reid. United States ambaSSs
or 70 England
The Youngest OF the nations
Grown sTalwSrt in the west.
Yearns back to where each morning
CLOVIS Ger the oceans crest
And cries. 20 mother country.
Ours Is your ancient pride.
And whate'er may befall You.
Our place is at your sice,'
Ours are the old traditions
OF Saxon and of Keii;
We visit rare Westminster
And hneel where you have knelL
Your restful country places.
Hills lakes and London town
Their memories we inherit
And share in their renown.
Your Avon is our Avon:
Song knows no border line:
The stars their radiance mingls
Which ia one heaven shine.
Within your Poets Corner
Longfellow' gentle grace
With all the august shadows
Is given welcome place.
Your mighty men of science
Who've made the world anew.
Transforming earth and heaven.
Wrought not alone for you.
FROM Newton up 10 Darwin
Each from his truth built throne
Mods greeting to our homage
We claim them for our own.
You fought the fight for freedom
And taught mankind the creed:
Long ere our Declaration
There was Runnymede.
We won at AppomattoX
But you had won before:
Our Bunker Hill and Yorktown
Look back to Msrston Moor.
Our Washington and Lincoln
Were of your sturdy stock
Cut out of Millions quarry.
One piece with Cromwell's rock.
Our pilgrims learned the lessons
That English means the free.
And through the wintry weather
They brought II over sea.
Here I'm the west grown mighty.
Though we alone might win.
We look back to the home land
And feel the thrill OF kin.
Then let US stand together
TIL over all the earth
Our manhood and our freedom
III every ldIu nave plTlA-
One vision let US cherish
That as the years increase
We two may teach the nations
To love and welcome peace.
But, should the war cloud gather
Ger Neva or the Rhine
And should the threatening navies
Wheel into silent line.
Then. when the peaceful heavens
Are darkened in eclipse,
May our two llghtnings mingle
One thunder from our ships.
We need but stand together
To hold the world in fee
And TO the noblest issues
Control the age to be.
Then let this glorious vision
Along our pathway CLEAN
AS up the future leads US
The seer's. the poets dream.
One race and one tradition,
English, American,
And one high Inspiration
The destiny of man!
New York Tribune.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
ToMesTONEs ON A CAMPUS.
How Fraternity Haters at n Kansas
University saGot Even"

Cnfyersity ''CsOt Even"
The Biblical society at Baker univer-
Sity. Baldwin. Kan. until Il few weeks
ago lad Il clause in its constitution for
bidding its members To JON any ma
tIoaai fraternity. says the Kansas CITY
Star. When the clause was voted out
after a warm debate there were many
il the society who believed that 1t
marked the passing of the society.
The -AtheEian society there has new
er pat a ban on a fraternity. and a
number of its members belong To Sc
cret organizations. Recently a third
cOciety was organized with the under
standing that none OF its members
should join the ''fratS." Shortly after,
however. one. Browne by name. yield
ed TO temptation and joined one of
them in spite OF the objection OF his
Promethean brothers in the new So
ciety.
The next morning when the students
assembled for chapel services three
rude tombstones We're found erected
in the campus in front of Centenary
hall. They had been put up by some
of the fraternity haters. One of them
was Inscribed: ''Athenian Society. Died
of Frat-oid.' The second one read /:
Biblical Society. Busted" The third
bore the words: "Promethean Society.
Died of BrownchitiS.''
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

major leagues. They are always ready
to deliver the goods" when Il single
or double is needed to bring in the
winning run.
The New York champions have be
come famous for winning games by a
narrow margin in the last two or three
innings. The five men named. and
Donlin ana Bevlin I'm particular. are
directly responsible for this habit into
which the tribe of McGraw has fallen.
Donlin was second in the National
league batting column last year. Hans
Wagner, the PittsbuTE ShortStOp. WAS
the only man to- top" him. Donin's
average was .32g, aud from the pres
ent outlook he will go above that mark
this season.
In Il recent gam" against Boston
Donlin was not feeling we'll and struck
out twice. He glOwercd angrily at the
twirler and savagely threw his bat To
the ground when the second strike out
occurred When he approached the
plate To bat the third time the pitcher
smiled tauntlngly. Donlin said moth
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
THE ANT.
Facts About One of Natures Most In
dustriOus Creatures.

dustriOus Creatures.
When spring comes. with all its
wealth of opening buds and new flow
ers. the ant is preparing for a season
of profitable industry.
II comes out of its winter quarters
and locates "a new home where it can
store away. during the summer months.
the sustenance for the long winter
days
Just as industrious as the ant. but
in a different way. the the countless
infnitesemal germs which burrow into
the scalp and eat away at the roots of
the hair.
As they burrow away dandruff forms.
and if the germs are not all killed.
badness results.
Newbro's Herpicide is the only
known remedy which kills the germs.
Sold by leading druggists. Send 10
cents in stamps for sample TO the Her
picide company. Detroit Mich. T. II.
Thomas, special agent
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

Smith opera. Robin Hood" the most
successful opera ever written in Amer
lea. was produced the late Joseph JET
ferSon said to Composer De Koven:
You'll always have to fight Robin
Hood just as / have always had to
fight Rip Van Wrinkle When you
write new opera your first success
will always loom UP in front of you.
People viii always insist upon compar-
ing whatever Won do with tt Mrs. De
KOven. who is a daughter OF the late
Senator Farwell OF Chicago. has writ
ten several popular novels
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
Ten Times Easier.

% 1t is ten times easier to cure coughs
Group, whOoping cough and all lung
and bronchial affections when the bow.
els are open. Kennedys Laxative
Honey and Tar is the original laxative
cough syrup. Gently moves the bow
els, and eXpels all cold from the sys-
TEN. Best for coughs. colds. Group.
whooping cough. etc. Remember the
name. "Kennedy's," and see that the
red clover blossom and the honey bee
is on the bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
Told by
The People of the
Stage

LYDE FITCH. who
could sell a play a
week if he could
write with such ra-
pidity. was encour-
aging a budding
dramatist to perse-
we're.
Keep on" said
Fitch. Work ev-
cry day. Don't per
init yourself to be
idle Il moment. II is
In our moments OF
idleneSs that the
numbing influence
of encouragement
comes over us. In
our hours OF work
we never despair.
The road is up
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

70: clean three Dagger. Mr.. Pitcher
then learned that he laughs best WHO
laughs after three base hit
Beylhl is an eX-college man. He is
as calm and as steady at the bat rs the
rock of Gibraltar. No pitcher has ever
succeeded i'll getting him ratified"
Christy Mathewson, one OF Nc
Graw's great pitchers, is. strange TO
say. almost as good a batsman as
many men who get major league jobs
because of their stick work. With the
exception OF Lever OF Pittsburg.
Matty is the best batsman among the
National league twirlers.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
al Thank the Lordv

cried Hannah Plant, of Little Rock
Ark, ''for the relief got from Buck
lens Arnica Salve. 1t cured my fear
full running sores, which nothing else
would heal, and from which had suf-
fered for five years" Ii is a marvel
Gus healer for cuts. burns and wounds.
Guaranteed at Hartz & Ullemeyer's
drug store; % cents.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

an HOiiOrdEN ueStet.
and II was only Il
few days later that
Mr.. Skinner. being
out of the bill, took
the law into his
own Il Il II d 5 and
went to Boston for
the ceremony. He
duly received IL
master of arts de
gree and returned
ut once II New
York, where. next
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
THE
BEST
GUARAN.

DR.. Mullins is an eminently success
full specialist in all Chronic Diseases
proven by the many cures perfected in
chronic cases which have bafffed the
skill of all other physicians
WILL BE AT ROCK ISLAND AND
MOLINE, EACH ONE DAY ONLY,
AND RETURN EVERY 20 DAYS.
ROCK ISLAND HOUSE, MONDAY.
JUNE 5; MANUFACTURERS, MO-
LINE, TUESDAY, JUNE HOURS.
A. M. TO p. M.
Where Hat, he can be consulted free and
standing and wasting dfsea ses
and weaknesses, such as Ca
stones. Diabetes Headaches, Nervous
ness, Epilepsy. St Nitus Dance. ParaIy-
SIS K8heImatism. Dropsy, Piles Flstu-
Ia Rupture. Neuralgia. Big Neck.
Gravel Diseases of the Eye. Ear. Nose
and Throat. and all Chronic Diseases of
neys, Bladder, Bowels, Blood, Skin and
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
Young. old or middle aged men suf-
IerlHS from Nervousness or General De-
blItN, are you nervous and Respondent:
weak and debilitated: tired mornin gs:
no ambition; hfeless; memory poor;
easily fatigued; excitabIe and irritable:
iesJiessuesS, haggard looking; weak
back; distrustful; want OF confidence:
lack of energy and strength: dizziness
which ruins both mind and body, posi-
lively cured.
His hospital experience ana extensive
practice have made him so proficient
that ne can name and locate the disease
in few moments.
WOMEN who are weak and despond-
ent, suffering from the many ailments
peculiar TO their sex. can here be cured,
il possible without an operation
WONDERFUL CURES
Perfected in old cases which have been
neglected or unskillfully treated No
experiments or failures He undertakes
no incurable diseases. but cures thous-
ands given up 10 die.
Consultation Free and CONFIDENTIAL
Address
Or. J. NJ. MULLINS.
2O0I Michigan Avenue. Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

Like many other successful Ameri-
cans, Reginald De KOven gives his wife
credit for being of material assistance
in his work. His first opera. The Be
gum" was written in collaboration with
Harry b. Smith. This we submitted
TO Colonel McCaull in 1887" the com
poser said recently, land because OF
his liking for Mrs. De Koven he produc-
ed ii. | do not think II would have
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

been produced at
all but for this
fact. because at
that time Ameri-
can IN a n IA e e r S
would not take
anything Ameri-
can. McCaull made
n great deal OF
money out Of Il.
hut Smith and 1
did not. When
Z D. a na Ear..,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

Blood Bitters cured me of a terrible
breaking out all over the body. l am
very grateful" Miss Julia Filbridge.
West Cornwall. Conn.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27
PAY WHEN CURED
DR.. j. M. Mullins

The regular and reliable Chicago Spe-
cialist who has visited adjacent towns
for five years, cures permanently the
cases he undertakes and sends the in
curables home without taking a fee
from them. This is why he continues
his visits year after year, while other
specialists have made a few visits and
stopped.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

ing. INT set 1l,s tech togesues Lr.rIy.
and. with swift glance n the first
ball the pitcher delivered. he toOk
step forward aud sent it to the ropes
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

The verses that Wilton Lackaye
once scrubbed about Maurice Barry
more" remarked a dramatic critic the
other day, would almost make his
truest epitaph:
talked beneath the moon
And slept beneath the sun,
l lived life of going to do
And died with nothing done.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-27

morning. he promptly reported ut Mr..
Days office with natural pride and
lively anticipation OF Mr.. Days quick
forgiveness for his infractiOn of the
rule when he should show his precious
parchment. He smiled complacently
as he opened his bag to get out the
shCepskin. Horrors and everything
else. He had left it on the train. Mr..
DAILY" blurted Skinner. with abrupt
confusion. Il am a master OF arts,
and
DAILY wheeled slowly IN his office
chair and, without moving his eyes from
the newspaper he was reading, said
icily to his stage manager. standing he
side his desk. Clarke, please fine the
master of arts So"