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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11

MedfOrd, Marion and Philadelphia.
Leave Medford for Philadelphia at 700, 1905 a.
m., 205, $40 p. m.
On Sundays, 7.05 a. M, 40 p. m.
Leave Marlton for Philadelphia at TIA 1918 a
M, 223, 5.22 p. m.
On Sundays, 7l9 a. M, 4.52 p. m.
Leave Philadelphia, Market street, for Med
ford and Marlt0n at 100 1890 a. M, Except
$40 p. m.
On Sundays. 800 a. m, $40 p. m.
Leave Marlton for Meiford, 8.7, lilo a m,
Except Saturdays, LAB p. M, saturdays
only, 4.06, GIL p. m.
On Sundays, 946 a. M, 708 p. m.
For further particulars apply to the ticket
agent at the station.
W. w. ATTERBURY, j. r. WooD,
General Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11
The Burlington and Bristol Steamboat
Ferry Company.
Schedule in effect $40 a. M. June 3, 1906.
Suhiact tn ehanpa

Schedule in effect $40 a. M, June 3, 1906
Subject to change.
LEAVE BRISTOL FOR BURLINGTON.
Daily except Sundays and Saturdays, $40,
$500, $780, $1,000 *l0.4O, llOO a. M, $3.50, sl3O
#2.30, $3.50, 1870, $3.50, $3.50, *7.2O, d. IN.
Saturdays, $40, $500, $500, 1000, Al040 ]1.15,
a. M 1890 *l30 *22O, 300, s34O, To- 70 10, $40
Sundays 500, $780, 5000, 1910, Ills a. M,
$780, .I.30, s2.2O, 1900 *B40, 1870, 1900 $40,
1910 *7.2O, 500, D. m.
LEAVE BURLINGTON FOR BRISTOL.
$3.50. $780, 1920, ll.00, $780, q. M, *lO0 200,
$500, *4.O0, 800, $40, $40, 7.30, p. IN.
Saturdays, $50, $3.50, $3.50, 1920, 1l00 ll.30,
a. m *lOO, 200, ~, 1920 AGO. "a 40, *52O $50,
Sundays, $3.50, $3.50, 1920, HOO, llsO, a. M,
*l0O, *2OO s240 1870, 400, LAO, 1920 $780, 1850
TAO. $40, p. m.
Trips marked thus will stop at Burlington
Island Park, and when there are three or
more passengers for Burlington Island Park
the boat will stop on other trips.
On the Fourth of July after 1890 D. m. trip
the schedule will be same as Sunday scedule.
August %, 1896, the 1000 O'Clock morning
trip from Bristol Will be Withdrawn and the
boat will leave Bristol at $40 a. m.
The boat for the performances in the Audi
forum Will leave Bristol at 7.40 p. m, return
ing will leave Burlington twenty minutes
after the performances.
No trips viii be guaranteed in foggy weather
WILLIAM K. DORON,
Sec'y, Treas. and Genl Manager
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11

Avarice is generally the last passion
of those lives of which the first part
has been squandered In pleasure and
the second devoted to ambition.-John-
sOn
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11

Teacher-Robert, what does volca
no do with its lava2 Robert (the dull
est boy in the class)-I-um-ah- give
it upl Teacher-Correct! Very good in
deed, Robert.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11

Ethel-Mamma, why is the wife of a
lord called "Lady?" Mamma-Beeause
that is her title Ethel-But can't peo-
pie see that she's lady without being
told so7-Town and Country
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Gladys-If she thinks her young man
is such paragon Of perfection why
does she watch him so closely? Es-
meralda-She is afraid he is too good
to be Chicago Tribune.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11

Church Worker-Would You assist us,
good sir. to send a missionary to the
cannibals? Mr. Gotrox-Not much! I'm
vegetarian. But I'll assist you to send
them some easily digested cereal.
Puck.
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L.OXical.

Professor of Logic-I put my hat
down in the room. cannot see it
anywhere. There has been nobody in
besides myself. Ergo, l am sitting on
iti-Nervion.
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The Tramp once lived on water,
lady, for six months The Lady-Yo
don't look like it. How did you manage
it? The Tramp--I was sailor.
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KNOWS the Notes.

II hear the cashier of your bank is
very musical"
TRY working off false note on him,
and you'll think so."-Judge.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11

Great and formidable among men is
the power of laughter. No man is proof
against Its spell.--Leopardi.
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Un:on transportation Company.


Leave Mount Holly for Tuckerton, 9.47a. M,
207, 5.03 p m, weekdays Sundays, 8.3l a. m.
Leave Tuckerton for Mount Holly, 7.12, l0.l5 a.
M, 4.S0 p. M, weekdays. Sundays, $50 p. m.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11

The value of the onion in the dietary
has been made the subject of much
doggerel verse. All agree that health
and beauty wait on the fragrant vege-
table.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1905-07-11
Eat onions in May,
No doctor vou'II nav

runs one old verse, while another
promises a good complexion to the
onion eater thus:
Fresh onion and leek.
New skin in a week.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
WHEN is A MAN DRUNK

The ancient controversy between
the village Waterman and the hibu
lous burglar al to what constitutes in
toxication has again been decided
this time by a Connecticut Daiel come
to judgment
Judge Walter Holcomb, Of Winstead
who Ii evidently learned both In law
and In the sting Of the adder, declares
that legally man is not drunk "un-
less he is possessed of a sort of mania
Staggering is not necessarily all of the
stigmata of intoxication Indeed, ac
cording to Judge Holcomb's decision,
citizen Of the United states has a
constitutional right to stagger as Iona
as he staggers In the direction of homo
The earth is an oblate spheroid
Any man can reach home by going in
any direction provided he holds long
en- ugh to his course. Therefore II
follows that he has right 70 staggcr
In any direction without being subject
to constubalry interference; which
Twas to be demonstrated
Judge Holcomb's definition Of in
ltoxicat on within the meaning Of THIS
law is clear and concise, but it leaves
something to be Dr. sired There is TOO
much room for argument as to wha
| constitutes sort OF mania, Strlc
constrnctionists might so 50 far a!
to contend that the weeping jag III,
sentimental jag the confidential
jag arh the sayoIdman aint-Iyour
lfrenf Jag all Indicated the poscssicl
Of sort of mania. Almost any Ten
dorloin patrolman could cite case
which prove The contrary.
The old rule that man Is neye
drunk II he can lie on the sidewal
/, without holding on, IS not withou
merit, and always deserves oareh
, judicial consideration. For one thinl
lit Is concusve and leaves no oppo
Itunity for dispute
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
THE AUTO GAME WITH DEATH

Unless legal steps arc taken to pre-
vent il the eliminating" trial of au-
tomobiles for the Vanderbilt cup road
race viii take place in Nassau county
a week from tomorrow The run for
the cup is scheduled for Oct H.
For the purposes Of these two race
DAYS twanty-niae miles Of public road
way is to be diverted from public use.
Long stretches Of he Jerico road, the
North Hampstead D Ike and other
tho ougafares are t. he turned into
an exclusive course for the careering
Of spe6dmaniacg and the special ad-
Yertising Of a few foreign and domes-
tic automobiles. And this diversion
81 public highways Is proposed under
the shelter Of spec al Legislation re-
garded by sound legal minds as be
ing If the most doubtful standing un-
der the constitution
There III evidence that ias years
vigorous protest against the first run
for the Vanderbilt cup are remember
ed. The course is so changed as to
avoid passing through the larger Mas
sau Ilages More important. a CON
science has been found among the
cbuty supervisors Judge Seahury. a
new member Of the board, stood for
the public rights against Messrs.
Jones aud Willess, who voted for the
racers. when the question came up In
July granting permission for the run
ming Of the second cup race. La8t
year speed madness had a unanimous
vote, and when tow deaths and two
cases Of serious injury had come ont
rf the granted license Supervisor
Jones. chairman Of the board. offered
II just ficatien of his and his collea-
gus action the statement thar the
race was wsrth to Nassau mot less
than $4,000" and that no accident
has occurred 10 d resident Of this
county.
This yea Toscurse is more hazardous
than last years for the racers. There
are 10 be no controls" Dangerous
hills abound and two Of the turns
ali least are perilous In the extreme,
Even II Nassau county Is prepared TO
submit 10 a second Illegal closing Of
its highways, it should pause at a
partnership for money profit in reck
less, vainglorious game with death.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
OF CONTINUED PROS
PERlTN

American railroads have already
ordered 100000 tons Of steel rails
to be delivered in 1906. and il is be
lieved that contracts get u be let will
bring tne total mp TO 5000. BOO tons.
This would make record year. as
the largest production was in 1903,
when the output exceeded 2,9oa,00 ton
In addition the lis WI have 10
make 100000 tons contracted Tor de.
livery this year bur ordered 50 late
that they viii not BE ready when
promised
Mills manufacturing structural steel
have been receiving contracts nj the
rate OF neatly one thousand tons a
day since Sept l. This indicates that
the building trade is unusually active
Tne almost unprecedented demand fer
steel 5 a guarantee that the wave Of
prosperity has nos yet begun 10 re-
cede
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
THE CRITICAL PERIOD.

What may properly be termed as the
critical period Of the yellow fever
situation, at least 40 far as Cairo II
concerned, has appeared The next
two or three weeks will determine
whether or not isolated cases Of the
sc0Mrge will appear In his territory.
Although The danger of an epidemic
anywheres north Of the Ohio River
may be regarded as practically past
the POSSIBILITIES of an unexpected ap-
pearance OF the disease in this local
itya are more apparent during the
closing days of September than prob
ably at any time since the fever be
gan TO spread.
The Bulletin has all along commended
that the danger to Cairo was net so
much from the city Of New Orleans or
sections under government ard state
control as it is from the outlaying par
isl hes of Louisiana and counties of Mis-.
sissippi where 1t has been impossible
10 enforce the rigid restrictions oh,
tanning In the cities In consequence
as the period Of safety approaches and
precautions are relaxed in these out Of
the way places dependent upon their
own crude and often times democrat
+xed local organizations, the danger OF
infection Increases II Ii also fact
that the facilities for reporting condi-
tons in these localities is such that
the outside world is apt to be ignor-
ant of true conditions.
AS an emample off this The Bull
lctin was informed yesterday that the
di patches have not reported the cor
\ rect condition Of affairs at more than
one point. Authentic private informa,
SShicn was brought to a citizen Of Cairo
yesterday reporting that there are row
in excess 100 cases Of yellow fever al
Lake Providence AT Tallulah there
are over eighty and at small settle
N nent fifteen This Notwithstanding thC
fact that these Villages have beer
practically depopulated since the fevel
made It's appearance in that section.
Cairo Is IN no greater danger than
II was month ago ami, in fact, will
every day thar passes the reason fo
anxiety grows less II is a fact, how
ever, that the necessity for stric
w quarantine was never so great as
IS today and the excellent work of tn
State Board and the local Board 0
Health never 50 valuable The Blu
letin dres not know that there IL nm
disposition even on the part Of ind
viluals, TO remove or relax the quarar
tine but il takes this occasion to sa
that il has proved and Is proving
v great benefit and blessing 70 Cair
and to urge it's strict aud tlloroug
maintenance as long as there remain
any We tige Of the epidemic With
five hufared miles Of this city
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

Underwriters in this respect. When
the reQltifements 10 place Cairo q
higher. classification with attendant
reduction in IRE rates OF mercantile
buildings and their contents Wa made
public some time ago. one Of the
items called for an eight inch water
main on OHIO street from Second 10
Fourteenth streets A water main
has been placed in that part of The
street. already improved and It viii
only be necessary TO extend the same
within tae requirements Of the under
writer's TO overcome one of the prin-
cipal obstacles between the present
and much lower fire rates for the
class mentioned. While the street is
in its present cond ton the main can
be laid much cheaper and more salts
factofily than when brick paving is
in place.
The rapid growth and certain fu-
ture OF IN IS district makes the eXten-
sion of the water service and the do
ing away W III all dead end" just
that much more imperative and the
Bulletin reminds the authorities d.
rectIy responsible for this paving pro
isct of the value and nee sssiIy of not
overlooking his important feature in
connection with tie proposed improve
ments. aad further calls upon every
one interested in the safety and vel
fare Of this part of the city to Re
member the Main
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
THE DAILY JINGLE
THE OFFICIAL WIND UP.

Now the Japanese and Russians
they have all the papers signed,
And the ENJOYS up at Portsmouth have
been toasted and been dined;
There's but one official matter that
remains to peace bar
Mister Kipling, write your poem and
veil end this dreadful war
The ambassadors have finished. they
have nothing more TO do,
And upon the steppes or Aasia now
the armies wait on you;
Two great rulers wait upon you, the
Mlkaho and tho Car
Mister Kipling. write your poem and
wen end this dreadful war.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
seeklnn the Woodchuok story.

one day, while passing through the
girls department of the New Hamp-
shire Orphans Home. located on the
old Daniel and Ezekiel Webster home
stead In Franklin, N. H., observed
little girl intently turning the
leaves Of the Bible, at the book OF
Daniel says writer In the Boston
Herald
What are you looking for, my little
girl7' asked
II am trying to find the story about
Daniel and the woodchuck," she re-
CHcd
= hardly think you win find II
there, said
Wen shc+ exclaimed. perhaps
can and II IN EgekiolH ana she al
onco turned TO the book Of Ezekiel
aud continued her search
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

have veted 10 deprive them. Gsmb.
lers are impatient. When they need
the news they want IL m a hurry.
With the pOol-room players OF races
the yexation OF suspense over delayed
returns will oyerbalance the feeling OF
eXultatien in outwitting The law and
the telegraph company.
PROFESSIONALLY the Western Union
directors have struck both effectively
and creditahly al the Pool-room basi.
pess. fhe telephone company may
find an opportunity later To land a
blow in the same right place.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
His Practical View.

A certain swoet-faced grandmother
is sometimes startled by the up-to
datencss OF her grandchildren, Tho
ether day she was telling the Young
est OF them, boy 8 years old, the
story OF Lot She showed hin the pic.
lures OF the wicked citieg Of lie
Plains, enveloped in the Ar from
Heaven The little chap g@as~ s'ie
pictured conaagration aas tpsi
asked ''WSTo they insuredf"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

his kind in captivity, and there are
only two of the same species, grown,
on exhibition anywhere
There are maay differences between
Congo and the elephants generally
seen. Ills cars are almost round. in
stead Of being Kit shaped, and they are
much smaller than those Of most eie-
plants. The new arrival is two years
old, fory-three inches high, and
weighs five hundred pounds.
EDWARD STATS LUTHER.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
REMEMBER THE MAINE

The prospects Tor continuing the
spli Md yitrGed brick pavement on
Ohio street. iron, Eighth TO Fourteenth
street seems u Ne very bright and a
very CARRYING prospect Il " With
,hA entire mont WI The oity 50 mod
ernixcd as 70 It's streets i win be
surprising indeed 4 the balance Of
X fhe business section does not fall In
\ liEc
ySince the work II 20 be done II will
ILL., very well 10 remember the suggcs-
tiohs Of the Illinois State Board d
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
HITTING rHE POOL ROOMS HARD

The Western Union Telegraph Com.
pany has definitely withdrawn FROM
the business Of reporting the races
This action win not put M end to
betting outside the track Already
the formation IS reported Of a syn
dicata which shall gather track In
formation and distribute It by tele
phone
Whatever system Of reports the pool
room keepers may devise, however
must be greatly Inferior TO that OF
which the Western Union directors
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average daily and Sunday cir
culation for one year ending De
cember, 81. 1904. ..............t 1915
Average daily and Sunday cir
lation for FIRST six months of the
year. 1906 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS t37
Average daily and Sunday cir
culation for month OF July,
1905 ....................2 f65
4 Average daily and Sunday clrcu-
latlon for month of August, 1905, 2t61
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
cHANcERY NOTICE.

state u IlliDois, Alexander County, ~.
In the Alexander I ourty Circuit court,
October term. A. u 1906 IN chancety sitting
ants, ". Sim Snall and Hrtldl Small, defend
ants. Bill In chancery for foreclosure.
The above defendants are hereby notified
that sad compliments did on January 30, 1905
file IN said court certain bill IN Chaucery for
foreclosure against them and that summons
has issued thereon retnruabe on the first day
Of the next terliiof said court, tol1e holden AT
the court house IN Cairo Illinois, ON the 9th
day OF October next,
LEE p. DAVIS, Clerk.
Cairo, Illinois, scot. 7. 1905
Chas. l.. Rice, complainant's solicitor
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

In servia an old Institution called
the Zadruga still exists, 1t Is the liy,
ing together Of whole tribe number
ing about one hundred persons, under
the absolute authority of one chief
who keeps all the money, makes all
purchases, and decides every detail Of
family life
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

Yes. its the deal place for health
resort. The air il pure, dry and good
for everything that ails you"
'Aand ! suppose what you want now
is somebody to establish a sanitar-
ium?'
Sanitarium nuthin What we want
is somebody to start a faro bank and
back roulette wheel
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
August, 1905.

d.. .zlS5
The above Is a correct statement Of
the circulation OF the Cairo Bulletin
daily and Sunday for the year 1904.
and for the first eight months OF the
year. 1905.
CLYDE SULLIVAN.
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this list day OF September. 1905.
(Seal) LEO. J. KLEB,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

"Abdullahn growled the Sultan q
Morocco.
Yes your majesty" queried the
grand yizer.
You are neglecting your dnties
Why haven't you shown me the fall
styles in ultimata?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
SHEARS AND PASTE.
Wanted To Know.

Mister Moriariry-An fly don't ycs
Ike young Mcclure?
His Educated Daughter Father !
don't care for his traits
Mister Moriariiy-A fy not2
Phwat does he trate yez TO, hey2
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

Doctor" moaned the young wife
of the aged millionaire, please tell
me the truth about my husbands con
dition'
Can you bear the worst2' asked
the sapient physician.
Yes. Yes Don't KEEP me IN sus.
pense."
Il won't The old skinflint viii be
.around in another week
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17
Wear q payen rn,a.

N provincial towns IN England the
rreosatod soft wood pavement has
life Of from twelve to fifteen years.
AZ 81 Pancras. London. where there
Is q traiiica Of 41i.3iS tons per yard
81 width per annum, the greatest wear
off, che Australian wood jarrnh was
OILS inch or less than cnc-nfthincb
per annum.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

a new graft of the Standard oil
company mas been discovered, The
trust IS levyiag tribute on the Italian
population of the city. f not Of the
country. and collects it on the oecas.
ions of the various Italian religious
festivals
AT these festivals thos ad II
pounds of candle cBausl,,- re bG.n-
ed 10 the different saints l'oeGerS
these candles were male by the HAL
ians themselves. and really were
works of art Lately however. the
Standard Oil Companv has supplied
the larger part of them. They arc
made of yellow wax, bur instead OF
being cast in mould. as are ord nary
candles, they are made by flattening
the wax into thin layers ard rolling
the layers into candle form This
gives them greater strength than the
moulded candles. and as some of the
candles weigh as much as one hun
dred pounds and are FIVE or six feet
tall. they need the extra strength 10
Withstand the melting effect CT the
July and August weather, most Of the
festivals occurring in those months.
Italians hHy tho plain yellow can
dies and do the hand-pa nting and
decorating which make them SO at
Tactive.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

The Bulletin ID on sale at the fol-
lowing places: -
coIeman's, 214 Eighth street.
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Union News Co, Union depot.
GLUE Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-17

All Illinois Central, Mobile Il OH,
and Cotton Belt trains arrive and dc
part form Central station, corner O.
Second street. and Ohio street.
al Big Four and Iron Nozntsh
trains arrive and depart from h
Union station. Second street and Co
merclal avenue.
Mail may be- deposited In the box a
the transfer station, located at CeD
trail station, 20 minutes before tAs 4e
psrturs Of any train.