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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-07-07
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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-07-07
Seven Negroes and a White Naa
Hanged TO Telegraph Poles
Near Warkinsville. Ga.
10 WIPE OUT LAWlESSNESS.
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Midnight and Quietly Marched TO
Place OF Execution.
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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-07-07
NAvieATso The AIR.
K75senshus Sails For IS Miles in
His Ship.

Toledo. o.. July l-Nayigafine the
AR az lhe height Of q mile Roy Knab.
enshue made the first perfect flight
with bis airship iie wen; up at =
o.c'ocs. and demonstrated that he had
the ship under perfect control at an
times. Ills entire hight was over Is
miles. and al no tine was the ship un-
manageable.
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made bonding on the Spiizer bniicing
IS easy ~ II it was stopping from a
trolley wire ana remained there for Is
minutes knabeushae and his ship a.
times ~ere lost in the clouds
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n'ara ihe earth. and then would rs
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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-07-07

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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-07-07

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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-07-07

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mr.. ,'..''ea here that ex-County At
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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1905-07-07
a Card of Thanks.

We desire 20 thank the ladies OF Big Stone Gap. Nor
~ WISE ana other adjoining the kindness shown
" D" l" 'oel came prompt and often and taken AWAY
"' ''em so many nice hats and other things for their
easter enjoyment While the number of hats taken from
'o our opening number more than thousand
nav " 'u store oi NICE things and kept busy fill
- cur orders. Al mail orders receive prompt attention
The Queen Quality Shoes are the best We Keen H.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
FRivOLITY IN ENGLAND.
A Claim That II II what Real1,
Keeps the Nation Sane.

A Claim That II In What Really
Keeps the Nation Sane.
Which Is worse-to be too serious or
too frivolous? have no doubt about
the matter myself, so far as individuals
ars concerned, though all extremists
are bores. The perpetually lively,
feather Drained, pleasure crazed crea-
ture Is almost, II not quite, as irritating
as the deadly serious individual. But,
apropos of the accusation recently
lodged against us that as a nation we
are becoming too frivolous, one cannot
help saying that we are great deal
liyelier than we were few years age
and for this relief assuredly we have
cause to be thankful.
In consequence we are accused Of
having become too frivolous. 1t seems
to me that we have just got matters
nicely balanced. This Is IN age when
we are prepared to be cranks on the
slightest provocation. People crave for
missions, they wallow In philanthropy,
they pounce with avidity on new re-
ligions, they will plunge into politics
or write attacks on women, society,
the degeneracy of the age, or anything
else that gives them an opportunity Of
airing what they call their views. 80
surely, IL desipere in loco were not oc-
casionally to be permitted to US, It is
fearful to think what we should be-
come. Our frivolity Is the antidote to
the twentieth century disposition to-
ward crankiness. 1t really keeps us
sane-London World.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02

There is not that conflicting an
tagonism between dIficulty and ease
that is commonly imagined. Many per-
sons count the FORMER as the bane Of
existence, to be avoided as far as pos
sible, and the latter an agreeable
friend, whose presence is always to be
courted.
On the contrary, however, they are
both elements of human life intended
to work in harmony with each other,
and thus to produce q beneficial effect
upon us that neither one. could effect
alone. Every difficulty rightly treated
leads by direct road to ease, How
hard and perplexing were the first
trembling steps Of the infant as he tot
tered to his mothers knee! A year or
two later and the very easiest thing
the healthy child can do is to leap, to
run, to hound. Now he Is slowly learn
Ing the forms of the letters and pain
fully endeavoring to trace them with
the pen, but In n short time he will
read and write without an effort. So
with everything he undertakes to do
through life, Its difficulty when cour-
ageously accepted and coped with
gradually yields to Its easy and smooth
performance
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02

Nearly every man, woman or child
who goes to Jefferson City pays visit
to the penitentiary, for, though a
gloomy, forbidding place, 1t has a
strong interest. While acting as as
sistant city counselor Jacques Harvey
was at the capital on some legal busi-
ness and wandered up to look over
the pen" He Joined a party making
the rounds. one member Of which was
n little girl. She became interested in
the convict who handles the revolving
cage that lets visitors In and out, and
stopped to talk to him:
"'Do you find it dull here, sirP she
said.
"Indeed l do, miss the convict an
Byered.
"'Still,' said the child, the singing
Of the birds helps 10 relieve the monot-
ony. doesn't itr
Singing of the birdsr said the con-
vict in puzzled voice.
Yes said the little girl
"'What birisT asked the man.
'The well meaning but ignorant
child with hopeful smile replied:
1.-THE little Jail birds. They must
be great comfort to you kansas
CITY Ipdependenf
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
Application for Charter of
Corporation.

Notice is hereby given that IN appli-
cation will be made to the Court of
Common Pleas of Butler county, Pa,
on Thursday, the 9th day OF November,
1900 at | 30 o'clock, Z. NJ, under the
provisions OF tho Corporation Act of
April 29th. 1874, and its supplements,
for charter for an intended corpora
ton to be called "The Italian Fraternal
and Beneficial Society of Butler" the
character and object Of which are for
the purpose of supporting and main
tanning a society for fratesnal and bene-
fetal purposes ~ tta members. from
funds collected therein by membership
fe2s uniform monthly dues. fines and
assessments upon its mambers. as shall
be necessary from time 10 time. and in
such manner rs the bylaws may pro
vide, for the payment of its current ex-
penses and monthly benefits to its sick
and disabled members; and to promote
friendship, unity, christian brotherhood
and charity among its members and
for these purposes TO have. possess and
enjoy all the rights. benefits and privi-
leges conferred by the said act and the
supplements thereto.
FRANK ii. MURPHY,
Solicitor.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
THE HOODED COBRA.
1t II venerated In India NJ the o.
Sacred Serpent.

II II venerated In India ~ the One
Sacred Serpent.
OF all the snakes Of India the naga,
nag or hooded serpent, commonly.
known as the cobra, alone Is sacred. 1t
is called the good snake, and is con-
sidered protector and harbinger Of
success. The veneration Of the cobra
is intimately connected with the wor-
ship Of the sun, and is thus closely re-
lated to the orthodox Hindoo religion.
According to the Mahabharata, the
heaven over which India ruled was
mainly tenanted by Devas and Nagas.
the former being deif1ed heroes Of the
Aryas and the latter those Of the Naga
people on earth.
Although wars continued for q long
time to be frequent between rival
chiefs Of the invaders (Aryas) and the
invaded (Nagas), q gradual fusion be-
tween the tive peoples took place, and
heaven was shared equally by Devas
and Nagas. The serpent gods are wor-
SHIPPED now, as they were then, not as
dangerous reptiles, nor as mere SYM
bols, but as the deified rulers Of an
ancient people, whose tribal. or, rather,
perhaps, racial, emblem was the naga.
or hooded serpent, and whose chief
deity was the sun; hence the Naga
temples are not dedicated to the ser
pent, but to the Naga rajahs, the an
cIent rulers of the race.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02

q common auction against q washer
woman. Take that hideous thing out
of my sightr'
But the spoiled girl only made him a
daring little courtesy which set all the
bonnets varihued plumes a-nodding.
Nick crossed the room to her side.
Nellie" he said wistfully, Il am go
ing away for good; my uncle and /
have agreed it is best He has for
hidden me to speak to you OF marriage
(and that Is the cause Of our quarrel,
but love you with all my heart. You
know what I have to offer you, dear,
but will you come with me as my
wifeT'
1t was as II a bomb had exploded at
terruption he would have uttered were
only splutterings OF anger. By the
table the girl paused, trembling and
going from white to red. Then her
uncle found his voice.
"Out of my sight, sir! Your disobe-
dience shall cost you dearly. 1 dis
own you'll cut you of without a
penny for your impudence! Your in
heritance shall be'-he glanced about
for the most worthless thing In sight,
and his eye lit on tire empty box on
the table-"that trash, sir! Take your
Inheritance and gov'
He was pointing to the door, but
Nick's eyes were on Nellie and into
them there flashed a radiant joy as at
a sign from her he approached the
table.
You give me this box and its con-
tents as my fortune, STRIP
Yes"
Then l am content, for you have
given me that which most desire in
all the whole world"
The old man looked sharply at the
two smiling faces. What mummery
Is this?" he demanded. Then he, too,
approached the table and peered into
the box where Nlck's eyes were fas-
tened. "What is thatf" he cried, ad-
justing his glasses.
IF you please, sir, 1t Is Nick's heri-
tage." answered Nellie shyly.
For In the side of the pasteboard box
was hole through which the rogue
of a girl had thrust her dimpled hand.
And that was how Nellie obtained
her uncle's consent and how Nick won
his hearts desire as the aftermath OF
the old horse sale.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
AN OLD TIME OUTING.
One with which samuel Pepys Wa
Very Much Pleased.

OnG Win whtch samueI Fepym N0s
Very Much Pleased.
Samuel Pepys describes seven
teenth century Sunday outing, and the
tale has a very modern ring to it.
Lords day." he writes, "up, and my
wife, little before 4, to make us
ready" And here he records his an
noyance that 'she was so long about
It." Pepys then goes on: "She ready
md taking some bottles of wine and
beer and cold fowle with u.s." Coach
and four horses from London to Ep-
som, where they arrived ut O'Clock,
drank the waters, ordered dinner, ate
IL. "a good dinner and were merry"
After dinner, 'the day being wonderful
hot to sleep"
Then followed coach to take the
ayre," n shepherd with a little boy
reading the Bible with the forced tone
that children do usually read that was
mighty pretty" The shepherd did
bless God" for that boy. In EPSON
town a poor woman with her milk
pair and did drink our bellyfulls Of
milk" Then to the coach, 1t being
about Z at night.
So pleased was Pepys with his days
results that he records his resolution,
"Never 10 keep n country house, but
to keep coach and with my wife on q
Saturday to go sometimes for day to
this place and then quit TO another
place. and there is more variety and
as little charge and no trouble as there
is In u country house."
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
THE FIRST CIGARS.
Havanas Were Smoked In Paris ~
Long Ago as 1913.

Havanas Were Smoked In Paris -
Long Ago as 1919.
When were cigars first smoked? Ac-
cording to French authority, the weed
in this shape was not introduced into
France till the return of the French
army from Spain In 1923. This fact is
on the authority of Hippolyte Anger,
the dramatic author, who writes thus
in his memoirs:
Our return from Paris was by way
Of Orleans. On the route we met
quite frequently officers returning from
Spain. They had generally cigars In
their mouths-a new habit, since be-
come general. From this point Of view
the campaign OF 1923 had the good
financial result Of establishing a new
branch Of import trade"
Another document, however, carries
back the use OF the cigar to q slightly
earlier period. The Hermit Of the
Chassee d'Antin," 1913, going to see
his nephew, a young officer at Paris,
finds him at his hotel In morning cos
tune and smoking a Havana cigar.
The taste for cigars seems at this time
to have been sufficiently extended to
make them common article In the
stock of every grocer who was careful
to cater to the wants OF his customers.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
4. FLAG ETIQUETTE.
Rules That Govern the Display Z
the National Emblem.

Rules That Govern the Display of
the National Emblem.
The government regulations provide
that on the death of a president In Of
flee Its flag shall be displayed Mt half
mast only one day.
In memory of the soldiers who lost
their lives during the civil war, on
May 80, Memorial day, each year the
United States displays its flag at half
staff Mt all army posts. stations and
national cemeteries from sunrise until
midday. Immediately before noon n
dirge is played by the band or field
music. and the national salute Of twen-
ty-ono guns is fired. At the conclusion
OF this memorial tribute Mt noon the
flag is hoisted TO the top OF the stan
and remains there until sunset. The
idea is that the national ensign Is too
sacred an object to be long In mourn
Ing for any man or number Of men, no
matter how exalted their rank.
The flag reversed. with the union
down, indicates distress. Tho dag on
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
SOCIAL sPoNeINe.
The Extent to which Tt II Carried
In London.


In London.
There is probably no city In the
world where there Is SO much social
sponglng done as in London. At their
big functions hosts and hostesses have
frequently not the remotest acquaint-
ance with many Of the people who at
tend them and whose cheek Is only ex-
ceeded by their voracity. Il have one
particular case In memory" says u
writer In the Boston Herald. "where a
woman brought fifty Of her friends
1t was at the house Of a millionaire,
the Hon. Glln Vivian, in Eaton square.
On the same occasion nearly every one
else brought herself. her family and
all her friends. 1t was never to be
forgotten gathering Many people nev-
er succeeded in getting beyond the hall
door. An excellent supper had been
provided for about three or four hum
dred, but there must have been q thou
sand present About / a. m. people
were sitting about In the bedrooms eat
ing sandwiches and drinking claret or
champagne in fact, anything they,
could grab from the supper table-and
the story went that they got SO hungry.
and rlotous that they invaded the vine
cellar and the larder."
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02

81 was in a railroad accident once"
said bishop, and I was helping an
elderly lady from our wrecked car. Be
hind us came q noble looking English
lady with her husband by her side.
''She was scolding him well for start
ing on their journey on Friday. 4
told you. James, she said, something
would happen II we should start on
Friday
Madam said I, do you know that
Columbus set sail to discover America!
on F'ridayY
"She looked ut me with indignation
and said, Sir. in my opinion 1t IN q
great pity America was ever discovered
at all,n
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02

anything but fort actually besieged
should never be displayed between sum
set and sunrise.
When the flag is to be displayed ut
half mast it is lowered to that position
from the top of the stan. 1t Is hoisted
to the top before 1t Is finally lowered
Washington Post.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
A Careful Wife.

Hubby (desperately)-Give me your
clothesline. I'm going to hang myself.
wifey (sweetly)-Oh, George, I'm so
sorry. This clothesline is SO rotten Il
won't hold you. You'll have to buy
one, dear!-Cleveland Leader.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1905-11-02
sad Re.uIt os Exr.rime.t

Aunt Ann-You think John no longer
loves you? New Wife (sobbing)-I-I
know 1t. auntlc. p-put on nm ug-ugly
old hat this morning and he never mo-
ticed the dif-dif-ditrereuce!-Ch Chicago
Tribune.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-12

yesterday:
l. Clinton Bower. 21. 154S Pine street. and
May B. E. Taylor. 20. Salt Lake CITY.
John Brand. ~. Dubuque, Iowa. and Kate
NJ. Daily, Sc city.
Alexander F. stephens. q. 16 Antonio street
and Mamie Jerro. Il. Elmhurst
John c. Driscoll. "A. Vallejo. and Lena Wall
Richard Quincey. co. 2i19 Clay street, and
Mary Z. Quincy. 40. 24i0 CLAY street
EDWARD WillberK. 43 14i2 Valencia street,
and Anna Lindegard. so. 1+l2 Valencia street
ss5fs Joseph PHI 3. West IS Sl2 Seventh street. and
Giulio Rolandelli "a Varennes street and
Pssquina Goteh. "A, varennes street.
Henry a. Gibbs. 30. Sacramento, and Laura
p Tarter. 26, 314 LeavenwOrth street
Gustave P Aurich. IL 1929 Laguna street.
and Amanda Warschauer, 1S. 2724 Pine street.
RE r. smith. %. 336 Golden Gate avenue
Fred Bowen. -. 2134 OFarrell ST. eet. and
6eatrlce n. Peterson. 21. H34 O'Farrell 81.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-12
BIRTHS MARRIAGES DEATHS

Birth. marriage and death notices sent by
mail will not be inserted. They must be handed
in at either OF the publication offices and be
indorsed with the name and residence OF per-
sons authorized to have the published
Notices restricted simply to the announcement
free of charge.
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-12
BORN.

BORN.
cERF-In this city. March 8. 1905. to the
wife Of Bernard Cert son.
CHISHOLM-In this city. March 3. 1905. to
the wife Of A. J. Chisholm. daughter.
Continued on Page. Forty-Eghs
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-12
PROPOSALS.

UNIVERSITY Of California. Berkeley. March
10 1905--Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids Will be received at 16 South Hall.
Berkeley. OH or before D. m. March 20.
for the carpentry and millwork for California
Hall. per plans and specifications on dls at
saio office. Bids are invited also for parti-
tons and ceilings. No bids will be ccnsid-
cred unless accompanied by a certified check
bond. in favor Of the undersigned equal
to ten per cent OF the bid with sufficient
sureties. conditioned that Il the bid be ac-
cepted the bidder viii enter into contract
faithfully to perform the obligations in ac-
cordanee with said bid and with said plans
and specifications The right to reject any
or all bids Is hereby reserved. The Regents
OF the University Of California
The San Francisco call., 1905-03-12
sFurrEz1ra AND srAarsrzzrro.
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

MELBOURNE system: 2 schools: $40 Diamond
521 Franklin. Inquire 521 Franklin. 1 to 4
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-28
NOW VALUES JUMP.

If the value of a water right IN
croases $4,000 a day. how many days
VIII it take 10 make that right more
valuable than all of Salt Lake City?
This problem is suggested by the rapid
ity with which the affable, courteous
and mild suburban contemporary is
bidding up that Knudsen right. Yes
terday the price had risen, in the edi-
torial opinion of the contemporary
aforesaid, TO $4,000. Less than a week
ago it was quoted by the same contem-
porary at so. 900, and a few days earlier
at a smaller figure.
on election morning. at the present
rate of increase. the Knudsen right will
he quoted. by our wise old contempo-
rary, at not less than $4,000 But
thank goodness. the election is not far
distant. II it were a month OF there
wouldn't be room in four lines OF our
contemporary editorial page for the
figures il would use to represent the
value of the right
At the same time We can't help won
dering what the Daily Suburbanite
would estimate the value of the right
10 be if it desired to purchase it. That
would make some difference: now,
wouldn't il. you dear, sweet old soul?
Lord love you, il would make all the
difference In the world. And wasn't il
owen Wister who wrote:
The COW is in the folding bed,
The calf is i'm the lake.
The horse is in the parlor,
But what difference does It maker"