Los Angeles herald., 1905-06-09
Pi-limeS and Pick-upS
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Since early youth they've cited me,
The busy little humble bee.
AS an example of the thrift that's wise;
And as a counter irritant,
They've quoted me when I said can't
The lovely, fitting little butterflies.
can't see the reason clear
For all the lessons noted here
The butternys so happy what may
comel
While the bees nasty stinger,
And really think, a ringer
DO you know bee that isn't "on the
bum?"
An Armourda1e, Kas., editor is also a
Justice Of the peace. When a man went
in to the sanctum the other day to lick
the editor the justice put him under arr
rest and fined him That's a new way
of solving very dlsagreeable situation.
A woman can be n beautiful singer
without singing beautifully-remembcr
that.
There Is one obstacle that always yields
Columbus did another stunt besides dis
covering America-which doesn't bear his
name. He gave that name TO one of the
best colonies of knights on earth.
The Philadelphia aldermen have been
AsphyXiated-
Alasl Alas Alas!
You ask me how this direful act was
Ever consummated?
They just blew out the gas!
This is very hard luck" said the
the gutter
He-Women are fools to spend so much
money following the fashions
| She-But not so foolish as the men who
spend their money following the fashion,
able women
In the spring the thrifty farmer plants
his corn in burrows long and SLIM
In the fall the corn-juice plants he; then
John Barleycorn plants him
There are no two weighs about the hon
est butcher; he buys AID sells ON the
same scale. Thus he makes both ends
meat
Before the pope engages Mr.. J. Pier
pont Morgan as financial adviser at the
vatican wouldn't he better obtain expert
opinion from DIR. Wash. GLADDEN. as to the
taintedness of the Morgan coin?
AS to the row in the Equitable-but
why, in view of all it's heads say, is 1t
called Equitable" anyhow?
Don't offer to "eat your hat no matter
how certain you may be that you are
right. An Ohio man was made to live up
to his offer, and he died. And he was a
breakfast FODDER, too.
| There is a yellow peril on at Panama,
but the health and not the war depart-
ment is worried about it.
| Jamaica would be annexed to the Unit
ed States. This has aroused John Bulls
ginger" He says it's rum" deal.
| But then, Togo had no board of STRAIT
egy to contend with. No wonder he won.
The Difference
Then Togo caught the Russians,
Somewhere west of Japan,
Most of em went to Davy Jones,
| The others swiftly ran
But Togo isn't Sampson,
Likewise he isn't Schley;
They held the Santiago straits,
NO Spanish ship got by!
When Togo smashed the Russian fleet,
Outside Port Arthurs cape,
He sunk 'em, good and plenty,
And few he let escape.
But Togo isn't Dewey!
In far Manila bay,
When Dewey smashed the Spaniard,
NONE of 'em got away!
When the don's boats had a try,
We doff our hats to Togo
A bully lighting mani
He hit the Russians pretty hard,
And when they ran, they RAM
But still, we must admit it,
When the Dons' boats had try
There wasn't any left to run
From Dewey, Sampson, Schley!
w. II. c.
IN HEAVENS NAME!
WHAT is GARBAGE?
LOS ANGELES, June S.-(Editor
Herald) The garbage question, as far
as this locality - Thirty-ninth and
Julian streets-is concerned, is right
about a fortnight ago. The rusty tins
still lie at the curbs, setting off the
flowers and shade trees by a lively