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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

PUT YOUR RENT MONEY INTO A
home OF your own. Count up how MANY
houses your rent money has paid for.
then call TO see us. ISAAC l.. GOFF'
co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR sALE-FINE LOCATIONS rop
manufacturing sites; bargain nrices.
easiest or term. Let us show them ~
you. ISAAC L. GOFF co. l ~
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

If YOU WANT STYLE IN A HOME
ahquestionable value and absolute salts
,ac,Ion. buy one Of our cottages. ISAAC
L. GoFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

WE HAVE SEVERAL HOMES IN
course OF construction-select yours now
ana let Us finish IL the way you want
IT, ISAAC l.. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

DAN MONROE. a STORY OF BUNKER
HILL. By w. O. Stoddard.
published by Lathrop. Zee g. Shepard,
Boston. For sale by all booksellers.
Price $3.50
This tale OF the revolution begins n
series OF stories OF those stirring times
that will make the heart OF the average
American boy beat fast. The author
takes his drummer boy hero. Dan Monroe.
together with his constant companion.
Nat Harrington. through al sorts OF
interesting and thrilling experiences. His
word picture OF the battle OF Bunker I'M
and the Concord fight are most c~leverly
done. and there Is something doing on
every page of,this clever boys story. 10
not only has its advantage from the point
OF an interesting tale. but IL will give
the young reader a knowledge Of some
instances in history that will be retained
by the young mind.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR Saloon COURTLAND
street, near Broadway. S-room Cottage.
modern improvements. furnace. 42i5
square feet land. Price $1,000. 1t Is taxed
lor sAVO @ l.. & H.. ]. GROSS. Man
ayers or Estates, Union Trust Building.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

If We TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR
PIoperty we'll guarantee the utmost sat-
lslaction-goo profits and no worry TO
you ISAAC L. GoFF CO..
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR SALE-SIX BRAND NEW COT
tages containing 8 10 IL rooms. steam
heat and everys new modern feature 10
make them comfortable and attractive.
See us. ISAAC l.. GOFF CO., III West
minister street.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR Saloon AMERICA STREET.
rear Broadway. Cottage 10 rooms, mod
erh, taxed $1,000. Price $500. @. l.. d IL
J. GROSS. Managers of Estates, Union
Trust Building.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR SALE-BRAND NEW 6-FANILY
mouse located In the heart OF the city
at low prices and easy terms. Posi-
uyely a gilt-edge investment. ISAAC L.
GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

LIE CAPITAL. EXPERIENCE AND
,aoltles at our disposal enable rs TO
Suy ana sell homes at prices that cannot
% equaIIed. ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

INSPECT OUR HoMES-TAKE YOUR
'.hoIce and throw off the yoke or the
ISnuiord Let us tell you how to do IT,
ISAAC l. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR sALE-SEVERAL BEAUTIFUL.
homes just completed. in excellent loca-
lions; TO be sold on terms the same as
rent. ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR sALE-cOTTAGE on Burning
ton street, Z rooms. improvements, steam.
WIZ take back large amount In mortgage.
Price 1850. @. l.. s. IL. j. GROSS, Man
ayers OF Estates, Union Trust Building.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

WE WANT TO SELL YOU A HOME
and II you pay big rent you ought 70 ha
willing TO buy one. See us about =,
ISAAC l.. GOFF co. ~
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

Tommy-Pop. what are h~iccoughs7
Tommys Pop-Hiccoughs eny son. are
messages from departed spirits-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR 6ALE-AN EXCELLENT OF.
portunity; a practically brand new house
In Edgewood with every Improvement at
a sacrifice. ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12
new BOOKS.

DOROTHY DAINTY AT THE SEA-
SHORE. BY Amy Brooks.
published by Lathrop, Lee & Shepard,
Boston. For sale by all booksellers.
Price 5000
This author has struck the key note Of
appeal 10 the young girl reader. Her
stories are always interesting. The latest
tale from her charming pen tells Of the
delightful times at the seashore enjoyed
by Dorothy and Nancy Ferris, the latter
who has been rescued from her uncle.
IL Is n throughly feminine story for the
younger ones and will appeal 10 every girl
reader and hold the interest from the be-
ginning TO end. Just the kind OF a story
20 bring out the better thoughts in the
young mind.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12
BUSINESS CHANCES.

WE SHALL NAME A VERY LOW
price on our Carriages for September. j.
n. Sutton Carriage Co, eS Westmin-
ster street. sf-tt
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR SALE-WE OFFER 4 GEMS IN
suburban homes for 500 down. SIS a
month. Don't you want to look AT them
ISAAC l.. GOFF Co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

LEARN TELEGRAPHY AND r. r.
Accounting. $50 to $500 a month Salary
assured our graduates under bond. Our
six schools the largest In America and
endorsed by all Railroads. Write for cata-
log. Morse School of Telegraphy. Gin
~cinnati. o., Buffalo. N. Y, Atlanta, Ca,
La Crosse. Wis.,. Texarkana, Tex, san
Francisco. Cal. a1-4m
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

A YOUNG MAN TO SOLICIT AND
collect. well known corporation, experts
ence unnecessary but must be intelligent,
good address, reliable. $5 weekly salary
II competent. Apply XII. News Office.
sl1-4t
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

Have you something you want TO eS-
chance for something else7 Advertise tno
fact In The News. It's free. YOU VIII
profit by IL.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR sALE-To SETTLE AN ESTATE.
a cottage with improvements ON pa,h
street, near Gladstone avenue; must ha
sold. Inquire OF ISAAC l.. GOFF 20
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR sALE-oN ST. JAMES STREET.
a 2-family house with all Improvement,
for $500. You should see US about This
ISAAC L. GOFF co.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

JUST BEING FINISHED. room
cottage with reception hall. steam heat
electric lights. etc. Price $3.50. Tern.
easy. ISAAC =. GOFF CO.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

WANTED FOR THE u. 3. ARMY
Able-bodied, unmarried men, between
ages q and Is; citizens OF United States
Of good character and temperate habits.
who can speak. read and write English
For information apply 10 Recruiting OF
ffcer: "a North Main street. Providence.
r..
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FIRST-CLAss CARPET UPHoLSTER-
er. who "a make himself generally USE
full IN carpet ~renovaung work. State
wages wanted. Apply CO. News Office.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR SALE-INvEsTMENT PROP,
erty on Gladstone avenue, 3 stores ano
4 Tenements. Rental $500. Price sot.
for quick sale. @. l. & III. j. GkoSS'
Managers OF Estates, Union Trust Build
Ing.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR sALE-oAKLAND BEACH Ho-
tel site. These grounds are most eligible
Tor hotel or private residence. containing
about IS acres. Apply TO M~essasoit Real
Estate Co. Providence. r. l.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR sALE-DESIRABrIE HOUsh
lot at Washington Park. Improved. with
trees OF Ave years growth Address Box
D-S0. News Office.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

GIRLS WANTED. II OR IS YEARS
old. for pleasant and clean factory work.
Apply GA, News Office. SLIT
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

EXPERIENCED MATTRESSES. ALSO
good Chambermaids. Apply O-s. News
Office. sn-A
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

SHIRTMAKERS WANTED. FIRST"
class help. good pay. Address OIL. News
Office. sll-4t
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

per word; swka &c. psr word; swks. To- Der word, ima Sc psr word
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR SALE = SUBURBAN HOMES
Most beautiful localities In Rhode Island:
The Eden OF Earragansett Bay;' cot
tage lots and cottages; Oakland Beach.
Apply TO J. IL. Woodbridge. at Office on the
grounds.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

&c. per word FIRST Insertion: Hc. reoea.:
Iwk. Sc. per word: 2wks. DC pee worox
Swks. 5c. Der word: lima &C. per word
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FIRST-CLASS WAIST MAKERS AND
Finishers. also girls to help on waists and
skirts. Apply K-2. News Office. SLIT
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FoE SALE-s-Room COTTAGE AT
Oakland Bench. electric lights. plumbing.
etc, new. Apply at once. J. III. Wood.
bridge. Oakland Beach or O. Exchange
place. Providence. Ola
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR SALE-CAMERA. CAN BE HAD
cheap. Address Box 0-36, News Office.
s9-lw.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12
LOST AND FOUND.

FOUND-A SUM OF MONEY. DE-
scribe to w. j. Mundt, $40 Westminster
street. s1l-lt
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

WANTED-A GIRL TO DO
Housework. Apply at 400 Elmwood ave-
nue.. aZl-tf
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

MATTRESSES. CHAMBER
maids, help of all kinds. male and fe-
male. furnished at short notice NJ n
Hunter, 10 Arcade. Tel, 3670-Union.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR SALE-SHOTES AND PIGS
Charles Dodge. 23l5 Pawtucket avenue,
East Providence. sS-lw
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12
FOR A

ie. per word FIRST fnsertiopj kc. repeat;
iwk. &c. per word: 2wks. &c. per word;
Swks. &c. per word; imo. Sc. per word
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

FOR RENT-MODERN HOUSE, 9
rooms and bath; great bargain. 1853 Broad
street. s7-Gt
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-09-12

AT ONCE. Is FTRST-CLAss soLIcI-
tors; men who can give entire time and
attention. Apply PA, News Office.
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-21
NOTICE.

TIE all whom 1t may concern:
You are hereby notified that the
bfonongahela Development Com
pany, corporation under and by
virtue of the laws of the State Of
West Virginia, has applied to the
Council Of the Town of Adamston.
Harrison County, West Virginia, by
fling with Daniel Outright, the re-
corder Of said town, their applica-
ton for a franchise for the purpose
of constructing and operating a. gas
plant together with necessary pipe
lines, through and over the streets.
roads, alleys and squares of seid
town and other places, for the pur-
pose of furnishing gas to the citi-
zens and residents of said town and
other places, for fuel and i1lumin-
ating purposes. This said applica-
ton will be presented to the Council
of the said Town of Adamston, at
special meeting to be held on the
21st day of December, 1905, or as
soon thereafter as the said council
viii consider the application, at
which time this notice will have been
published and the application filed,
at least thirty days. This notice is
given in compliance with chapter 29
of the Acts of 1901, Of the Legisla-
ture of West Virginia, and publish
ed for thirty days in the Clarksburg
Telegram, a daily newspaper of gen
eral circulation, published in the
City of Clarlsburg, in Harrison
county, West Virginia.
Dated this November Is, 1905.
MoNoNeAHELA DEVELOPMENT Co.
2onov2Ot.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-21

Everything you eat will taste good
ard do good if you take Rings Dys-
pepsia Tablets. Sold by Stone s.
8 Mercer
The season for Indigestion is now.
at hand. Rings Dyspepsia Tablets
relieve Indigestion and correct all.
stomach disorders. Sold by Stone
IS Mercer.
Shoes polished at Levy's cigar
store. oct1stf,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-21

Blind, bleeding, itching and pro-
truding piles are Instantly relieved
by Manzan. This remedy is put up
in collapsible tubes with nozzle at
taehment, so that the medicine may
be applied inside directly where the
trouble originates. ManZan re-
lieves instantly.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-21

The reason DR.. Dade's Little
Liver Pills give perfect satisfaction,
is due to their tonic effect on the
liver. They never grippe. Sold BY
Stone & Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-21
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Any one suffering from Kidney
pains, backache, bladder trouble or
rheumatism who will take a dose of
Pine-ules upon retiring at night
shall be relieved before morning
Sold BY Stone & Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-21
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Now is the time to guard The
health and strength Of the lungs.
The best remedy to use for coughs
and colds is Bees Laxative Honey
and Tar. The only cough syrup
that does not constipate the bowels,
but which on the other hand, expels
all cold from the system by acting
as a pleasant laxative. Best for
coughs, colds, Group, whoopIng. cough
etc. Sold by Stone & Mercer.
Try nut sundae at the James Z.
Law Co. iuDe2Otf
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-12-21

SWEET MELODY FLOUR
Evening journal., 1905-04-19

E OF Interest to Women :


her husband for her summer vacauon.
Too early? Not bit Of 81 You don't
know the game
Hubby has made up his mind to take
the partner Of his joys and sorrows to
some cheap cool spot, but she has set
her soul on going TO Europe. So she be-
gins to feel ill She cannot eat anything
at breakfast, and he leaves for the Of
flee worried, which he wouldn't be IL
he could see her prance of to the ice
box and nearly clean out its contents
the minute the door closes after him.
The family-doctor Is called in. and he.
worthy soul. recommends a change and
suggests nervous prostration as the al
tentative. a sea voyage is what she
needs, and, as Mrs. y. Is going to Eu-
rope, why not avail herself Of the
chance? Thus il viii be seen the doctor
has been we'll coached. Once the Eu-
rope idea Is ingrafted the rest Is easy.
She proves to him that trip TO Europe
IS after all much more economical She
will need no new clothes-that is, ex-
cept a tailor made or two. and they
must be nice. OF course. II she went to
any summer resort she would need at
least q dozen garments OF all the hues
Of the rainbow. He hesitates and is
lost.
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
ni.cnm,nr,. In v.n,oe.

Venice is not desirable place OF
residence in summer FOR the ordinary
mortal. The moisture IN the air, caus-
ed by the steady prevalence Of the
sirocco. takes the starch, so TO speaks
out OF mems minds as much as out OF
their collars, and Il is only the artistic
the lazy and the unemployed who can
rightly enjoy the summer In Venice
The colors in air, In sky and sea are
Of nature to provide perpetual de-
light and occupation TO the eye and
hand Of the painter while the album
dance and variety of the fruits to be-
had will equally content his meaner ap-
petite, FOR fruit in Venice is beautiful
and almost oriental in its quality and
quantity. But there are drawbacks
to be set against the lotus eating kind
OF existence, and not the least Of these
is that of hot nights, when sleep is al
most an unknown quantity and Is
driven away by one subtle foe after
another, the mosquito being the nerc-
est and most aggressive.
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
rhe seren Re.s. In p..e....

Mention is made by Professor HiltoH
IN his lectures on "Restand Pain Of the
seven varieties Of the former obtainable
in the treatment OF disease-namely,
mental rest. bodily rest. q combination Of
those two, as in that most perfect state
Of rest called sleep; organic rest. as evil
denced IN the avoidance OF exeUtion IA
cardiac disease, OF talking IN affections
of the respiratory tract andsin limiting.
so far as possible, the act OF deglutb
tion in affections OF the alimentary
tract by the substitution OF enematai
local rest, as secured by change In tha
position OF body or limb. the use Of
pillows, cushions, etc; dietetic rest. By
avoiding the too frequent use Of food
and drink; lastly, medicinal rest, IN
the relief OF spasm by inhalations and
the not too frequent administration OF
medicine TO the prejudice or nutrients
or stimulants. Professor HIilton lays
1t down as rule that by considera-
tion of the manner In which these prin.
ciples OF rest may be best applied in
each special case Of disease are relief
and comfort to be brought TO the suffer
er and diseased action arresged.y-LOn-
don Lancet
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
Her Ways
And Wiles
Sweet IndecisiOn - That
Trip to EurOpe-Do
Women Bribe?

'There is one almost distinctive fem
lnine characteristic" remarked the
bachelor, "a thing that you rarely see
in a man. refer to the charming CO
quality Of indecision. There is no use
talking, the average woman doesn't
know her own mind. she changes it
with the same facility that she varies
her shirt waists, and without half the
logic, either, for she doesn't temper
her changes of mind to the conditions
around her at all"
"Oh, we'll" remarked the girl, "a
woman doesn't have to keep her mind
fixed. 1t isn't absolutely necessary. as
it would be with a business man, for
instance"
That's just the trouble. She has
never faced the necessity for prompt
and decisive action-action that you
cannot and must not change-and she
doesn't see the Importance Of it. She
is perfectly oblivious to the trouble
and Inconvenience she puts other. peo-
pie to. Did you ever see the undecided
woman in a restaurant? Did you ever
notice how she keeps the waiter in
suspense, changing her mind every
other second, to his politely velled dis
/ gust?
And in the dry goods store
"I really don't know what / want,
but think it's broadcloth. How much
is that a yardT"
1.-TWO seventy-fve."
"Oh- but theu Of course IT'S double
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
A stronr Hint.

There are degrees and varieties OF
hints. Philip was only six; but, provid-
ed the hint were strong enough, he was
able to recognize one when it came his
way.
One day he had been visiting his
grandmother. On his return his moth
sr asked the boy if he had had a pleas
ant day.
"Yes." replied Philip, with a deep
sigh. Il had a dandy time, but 1 wish
grandma wouldn't give such awfully
strong hints"
"Why. dear, what kind Of a hint did
she give you?"
"Wel," breathed the little chap in
dlgnantly, 'just before supper time she
said, We'll. Philip, don't you think it's
just about time you were going
homer "-Lippincotts Magazine.
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
A pnnchcr,n Rnne.

A poacher. writing In the Country
Gentleman Of London, says: when
left home at night to go poaching
always left an end Of candle burn
ing in a saucer Of water in my bed
room This was arranged so that Il
would splutter out about 10 o'clock, just
as If l had extinguished it and retired
for the night. This ] did because
discovered that the keepers were given
to watching my house for signs Of my
leaving, and it was a long time before
they found that candle could go out
without human asaDap"
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
wehnter ON Debt.

Once when Daniel Webster was rid
ing along a New England road in a
stagecoach. so the story runs, he was
annoyed by the jolting and poked his
head out Of the window TO yell at the
driver: Hey Can't you drive a little
sbwery" mo" responded the coach
man; 1.-The horses are running away,
sir" "Run 'em into a fence corner" "
advised Daniel. Cant, sir" said the
driver reluctantly and despairingly.
They've got the bit between their
teeth, sirg "Well, run them into
debt thenH thundered Daniel. "That'l
stop anythingw
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
Eor Easter oifts.

Beautiful jeweled CROSSES
Rabbit foot charms. mounted with
gold
Bedroom mottoes painted In purple in
white silk ribbon.
A pOtted Elster lilly. In bloom, for
twelve-and-a-hn cents.
Tiny palms and tuble ferns in silver
jardiniores.
Easter bells. made Of crinlSly white
and purple tissue paper.
A cunning little pink auto, with a
rabbit for a chauffeur and chicks for
passengers.
A chicken coop from which emanates
the most strident Growing whenever tho
door is opened and closed.
Educated rabbits which. when wound
UP. win chase merrily after chickens,
hubble food push carts. climb poles, per-
form ON musical Instruments and other-
wise disport themselves.
The prettiest offerings OF the season
are tho countless little books, attrac-
lively gotten up and filled with wise
sayings concerning Friendship, Sue
cess" and kindred themes.
Evening journal., 1905-04-19

Now that a statue OF Sam Houston
has been added to the effigies In Stat
uary hall in the capitol at Washington
there is some prospect that the present
generation will look up the history OF
this remarkable and typical American.
To begin with, it would be well to find
out how his name is pronounced in the
state which claims him.
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
The YorkshIremnn's Coat of Arms.


Allow me TO submit to you the York
shireman's coat of arms as 1t was Civ
en- TO me many years ago by York
shireman. 1t runs thus: A flea, a fly, a
magpie and a fitch Of bacon-a flea,
because he viii bite his best friend; a
fly, because he will drink from any
body's cup; a magpie, because he will
chatter with anybody; a fitch Of ba-
con, because he is no good until he is
hung.-London Spectators
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
His Favorite,

"What's your favorite occupation
these days."
"Distilling"
"why, didn't know you were a dis
tiller."
I'm notw
"Then why do you say you are fond
OF the occupationY
Because 1 appreciate the productw-
New Orleans Times Democrat.
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
she Knew.

A certain old lady always knew ev-
erything before anybody else. One
day her niece saw her passing the
house and ran out TO meet her. "Do
come in, aunty." she begged, "and help
us. We are making charades."
certainly I'will," answered the old
lady. II knew you were making them
because smelled them as l came
along"
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
Women as Diplomatists.
So women offer bribesl

SO women offer bribesl
DO they?
Don't / know an artful one who
sends a box OF candy now and then to
her dressmaker and by this sugared
means manages while paying the same
price, 70 have her gowns made ahead
OF any one else on the list? And per
haps you realize what that means dur
ing the spring rush.
There Is that other foxy creature who
sends a theater ticket to her mlllluer
in order that that lady may copy an
imported hat OF fabulous price on the
sly for almost nothing
And so forth and so on, all the way
down the list Women are better poll.
ticlans than Que would think
MAUD ROBINSON.
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
scrappy.

Mr.. Skrapps-Sayl Don't you know
you oughtn't to yawn that way?
Mrs. Skrapps-But l put my hand
over my mouth.
Mr. Skrapps-Well, you ought to use
something that will cover your mouth
completely -Philadalnhia Press
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
a Painter.

SAY, Mr. smartie," whispered lit
&c Tommy. slipping from behind the
portals, ''for a nickel I'll slip you a
pick in the parlor tonight"
"What do | want with a pickT" ask
ed Mr.. Smartie in astonishment.
''Why, I heard sister say you were
going to break the ice tonight"
Evening journal., 1905-04-19
neIicinnn crenmed coda.h.

My last cook made delicious creamed
Goldfish. She poured cold water on the
fish after 1t had been shredded, let it
come to a boil, drained X, put on the
milk thickened with flour and butter
and the yolk of an egg. Just before
serving she folded in the beaten white
of the g.-Exchange.