Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-01-28

toriu of England has been raised IN
some high places. This being the case.
he Is pretty sure to marry her If she
will have him.
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1t is all right To spend a little time
looking over the record of 1904, but
the matter of most concern relates to
the year 1905.
1Icnceforth IL will be Marie Corclli's
cndcavor TO see that Andrew Carnegie
does not lack the disgrace. whether lie
dies rich or not.
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II. II. Rogers Is In II position TO
! that n man who has $I5,OOO.VOO can
do as he plcases.
~eSM
Dr. Chadwick says the public has
misunderstood his wife. Ilf Reynolds
may have misunderstood her when he
thought she said that package of
brown paper was worth Slo,OOO,OOO.
The price Of dinnOnus has gone up.
Perhaps this is merely Il strategic
move To make the poor people believe
they are not the only ones whose
money the greedy mngnatcs want.
~SA
As an abstract proposition, Is the
whipping post for II wife.bcatcr any
more deinOrnlizing IN Its effect upon
tho public mind than the g,llows for
II wife murderer?
~e9A
II doesn't mitigate one bit the grief
Of man who breaks leg by falling
on the Ice to rend about the workman
who tumbled 13j feet without serious
discomfort.
General StOesseI promised the Car
that he would never surrender Port
| Arthur. But there are times when the
deliberate violation Of u promise Is u
virtue.
The AmbldeXtrOus Society has been
organized IN London to encourage the
Use of both hands. 1t IL definitely nm.
derstOOd this association Will not be.
come auxiliary to the Helping Hand
Order of Grafters.
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4 professor says no woman should
marry until she Is able to support her
husband. lie does not 20 so far. how
ever. as to insist that II must be nc.
c0r,ling to the style In which his moth
er supported him.
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The sum Of u cents has been award
cd by jury to New York woman
who sued for damages done to her
heart by man who said he would
Oh, but she must be hOmely.
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DIR. Spitzka says the brains Of crimi-
nails are In no sense abnormal. II the
whole truth were known 1t would
probably appear that Il majority of
the criminals are merely too lazy to
work.
Another English earl has gone to
Monte Carlo with u system" which
he thinks will enable him to break the
bank. Wouldn't 1t have been Il hot
day for Monte Carlo II Mrs. Chadwick
had happened to camp there for II few
hours with her little old system?
| Commodore Dyer, who runs the Isl.
and Of Guam, says the people there
need a lower tariff; but for II long time
they will have to do the best they can
with what they have. TO be an "out.
| lying possession" is good enough for
| them.
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| II there are GOO,OOO,UOO practically
useless silver dollars piled up In Uni
| ted States vaults there would seem tn
be GOO,OOO,OOO good reasons for coin
ing them over into the fractional cur
rcncy for which the business interests
Of the country are bowling SO Justify,
~SA
Judging from her published photo
graphs. Mrs. Chadwick Is u handsome,
young brunette with an ugly face and
flaXen hair. She seems to be about
| ID years OF age ana has the appear
ance Of woman of Co. Her face Is
fresh and youthful, crows feet giving
her II look of old age. She Is tall and
graceful with dump, shapeless fig
ure. Her smile Is winsOme and re,
minds one OF grinning deaths head
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Professor Triggs' plan Of arranging
congenial pursuits for every sort of
person would soon drive most people
TO distraction. Inquiry was made of
twenty clergymen whether or not they