The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-03-30
MEMS COLUMN
Men ought to know that:

Men ought to know that:
"A girl that is too modest to say
that a man broke his "leg" will
often break his heart without any
compunctions of conscience.
A man never makes fun OF his
mother-in-law when he is in serious
trouble.
Women are led astray by vanity;
men by ambition.
The only way to secure plenty OF
hired girls is for men to pass la"
forbidding girls to wash dishes ana
scrub floors.
"A girl in clean, new frock Is
almost as happy as boy in suit OF
old, dirty clothes.
The reason that there are so lew
women ministers is because they 90
80 hate to say amen and stop talking.
"A man always fears his wife is
losing her mind if she does not smell
his breath after he tells her ne mas
been kept out late at lodge.
Woman was created Tor man anu
man has been kept busy ever since
creating things for woman.
When girl with mouthful OF
gum chides her lover for smoking
cigarettes it does not have much erect
You can't Judge OF the quantity
of woman's brain by the amount OF
flowers she wears on her easter hat.
No man who yetoes a bill for his
wife's spring gown could ever DE
elected president if women voted.
Girls seldom take a ''bracer' but
thew do like an "embracer."
Married women are always heavier
than single ones; at any rate it always
tires men more to hold their wives on
their laps than it did to hold their
sweethearts.
If the devil was woman most
men would pray, LEAD us into
temptation
The crustier and grumpier a man
is the easier he can be f1attered by a
charming young lady.
Most men think they are "lady
killers" and the ladies are immensely
pleased to have them think so.
China painted by hand is the
most valuable; it is the reverse with
ladies.
"A boy never ceases longing to be a
pirate till he falls in love.
The man who falls in love with
himself is sure of never being Tilted.
If there was a law forbiding a
woman to marry until she was old
enough to vote what crowd OF girls
we would find around the polling
places when school elections are held.
"A woman's idea of economy is to
buy something she don't need at a
bargain sale.
If the old indian custom of a lover
knocking his bride down with club
and carrying her off by force were in
vogue now what a lot of padded
bonnets the milliners would sell.
There never was mother that did
not know just how other mothers
children ought to be brought up.
The woman who wears embroidered
undergarments always insists that the
clothes line be set up in the front yard.
Very few girls care to read a book
that does not make them cry.
"A giggling girl is not to be
avoided; while girl is giggling she
can't talk.
The woman who got mad and
wouldn't speak to her husband for
seven years hadn't buried him a week
before she was flooded with offers of
marriage.
Girls generally shrink from danger
but they all love to get in tight
squeeze.
"A girl has an awful contempt for
a young man who allows her to pay
her own expenses when they take
dinner together just because she asks
him to as favor.
Women desire that their husbands
should be saving but they are not dead
stuck on their lovers being too
economical.
"A church woman with stylish
new macintosh just loves a rainy
Sunday.
Women are smarter than men. A
mans wife can find his pocket in the
dark but he can't locate hers in broad
daylight.
When Lot and his wife were flee.
ing from Sedan they had just passed