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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12
whn Russian soldiers sine.

1t has been pointed out to me by an
enlightened critic that / must be mis-
taken in describing the lot of the Rus
sian soldier as an unhappy one. Rus
sian, regiments always sing on the
march" he explains, and therefore, Of
course, the men must be happy.
He is perfectly right about the sing
ing. Russian soldiers are always sing
ing; they sing on the march, they sing
in the train, they sing while they are
eating their black bread and kapusta
(sour cabbage), they sing in the khar-
chevna (public house). | have also
seen a gang of over 400 prisoners in
chains on their way to Siberia, and
they, too, sang as they marched to the
station and afterward in the train. l
suppose, therefore, that they must
have been quite happy and contented.
An American humorist has told us
that a certain amount Of heas is good
for a dog; he passes the day In
scratching himself, and so forgets to
brood over the misery Of being dog.
Ask the Russian soldier why he is al
ways singing and he will give you
much the same reason. He passes the
day in singing and so forgets to
brood over the misery Of being a sol
dier.--Nineteenth Century.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12
PLAYING Cards.

Playing cards are known to be OF
Eastern origin, but when or by whom
they were first introduced can not
now be ascertained. 1t is, however.
tolerably certain that they originated
in Arabia and we're brought into Eu-
rope during the Crusades.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12
rake Wealth rom Grave.

An old man named Kuss was buried
in Egregy, Hungary, with his fortune
of S17,5OO in his coffin. His relatives
heard of it and exhumed the body and
divided the money He was a mean
Kuss- s-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12
rheater Tickets in spain.

-Theater-goers in Spain can pur
schase a separate ticket for each act,
aud often do not stay to see more than
one act at time. 1t is quite the
usual thing to spend four nights over
a four-act play, seeing one act at ons
night. the second act few nights
later, and so on.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12

"Did tn docther fnd out what it is
that's ailin' yez?'
mo He said th't nawthin' but a
postmortem examination wud iver re-
veal ut. An haven't enough curiosi-
ty about ut to have ut done"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12

DO you think there is any differ
ence in mans weight before he eats
his meal and afterwards?" asked the
boarding house lady.
Well, not if he gets the meal here !"
replied the thin boarder."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12

IN an exhausted condition collie
dog was found at Rainow, Cheshire
(Eng.) village, and returned to its
owner at Newstead, Notts. The ami
NAL had evidently followed its mas
ter's motor car and must have covered
eighty miles in the day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12
WIId coffee In conao.

The French government intends to
make experiments in its Congo colony
In the cultivation Of wild coffee tree
discovered BY the explorer, M. cheya.
lior.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12

AS a rule, the man with a swelled
head doesn't suffer half as much as
those who are compelled to associ.
ate with him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12

The devil doesn't need an under
study.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12

A large 2-oz. package Red Cross Ball Blue, onl,
cents The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-08-12
cupId,s PRANK.

cupid's Prank.
Manly bosom,
Lassie's head.
Silence golden
Nothing said.
Twinkling starlets.
Signing breeze.
Swinging hammocks
Whispering trees
Fragrant cigar
Peace complete.
Darkened shadows.
Lovers greet.
tappy couple,
IEaaving sigh,
threatened trouble
lowered nigh.
'ammock busted,
Contents spilled
othered laughter
Quickly stilled
n orried voices,
Neighboring lawn
Private watchman
Looking on.
Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15

In the "foursome" some would fain
Find nepenthe for their woe;
Following through shine or rain
Where the greens" like satin show;
But | vote such sport as slow
Find II rather glum and grewsome;
With a little maid | know
! would play n quiet "twosome'l
In tho "thrcesomp" some maintain
Lies settlements gayest glow
Strife that mounts unto the brain
Like the sparkling Neuve Clicquot;
My opinion? Nay. not sol
Noon or eve or morning dewsome
With little maid | know
| would play Il quiet "twosome'l
Bays Of glory some would gain
With grim DOGGY for their foe:
(lles a DOGGY who's not slain
Save one smte with Canny blowD
Yet ! hold this tame. and though
My refrain seems trite, It's trucsome;
With little maid | know
| would play a quiet "twosome'!
Comrades all who golhng go
, HappinesS-f you would view some
With little maid you know
Haste and play quiet "twosome'!
Clinton Scotland In Life.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Red.Haired People SOUGHT.

Students of red-hairology say that
a woman adorned with bright red
tresses is brighter, more deceptive and
more ambitious than a woman having
other colored hair. Whatever truth
there may be in this, it is a fact that
red-haircd women have a strange fas-
cination for most men, and red.head-
ed old maids are almost unknown.
Red-haired men are equally in demand
in the matrimonial market, for they
are said to make the most devoted Of
husbands. Hence the reason of a club
of girls in Dresden, members of which
pledge themselves to die old maids
rather than marry any but young men
with red hair.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
attn Alphabet.

Our alphabet is derived from the
primitive alphabet of Italy, which be.
longed to the Western Greek type.
As early probably as the ninth cen
fury b. C, 1t was carried by the Chal-
cidians of Euboea, an island of
Greece, to Cumae, near Naples. Italy.
II became the parent of five local
ltalic alphabets-the Oscar, the Etrus.
can, the Umbrian, the Faliscan and
the Latin. Owing to the political su.
premacy of Rome the Latin ultimately
displaced the other national scripts
of Italy, and became the alphabet of
the Roman empire, and afterwards of
Latin Christendom, thus spreading
over Western Europe, America and
Australia until ii became the dOmi.
nant alphabet of the world.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
NOTICE OF SALE.

Estate OF Jane p Horton. deceased.
The undersigned will sell at private sale all
the real and personal property belonging to
the said deceased at the time OF her death.
the same being described as follows;
All of lot UD and the west part of lot (i0) en-
braced within the following boundaries;
Commencing at the south west corner OF lot
u0l block ~ plat "A" Smithfeld city survey.
and running thence north 4 and u rods;
thence east and y rods; thence south and
4 rods; thence west and a rods to the place
OF beginning, containing one, and sixteen and
u hundrcdths acres more or less. And further
described as being situated In Sec. q TIP. ~
North X. | East salt Lake meridian, In
Cache County, Utah,
Also. the north half OF lots ~ and Cg block
u2 plat 'B' Smithheld City survey, contain
ing one acre. and further described as being
situated In Section - TIP. 10 North Range |
Fast salt Lake meridian, In Cache county.
Utah.
one bed and bedding. one stove. one table.
six chairs. and one cup board.
said property will be sold ON or after
Thursday February Ind, 1905. and written
bids will he received at the residence OF
either OF the undersigned administrators at
their respective places of residence at Smith
field. Utah. at any time prior to the sale.
Terms OF sale cash. ten per cent down balance
In full upon confirmation OF sale by the court.
Dated December 2ith. 1904,
Richard Pilkington, william Pilkington.
Administrators,
j. u. stewart Jr,, Attorney.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Relic OF War of 1711.

At Pointe Les Monts, In the Gulf
of st. Lawrence, is lighthouse, the
keeper Of which recently turned out
OF the sand an old-style sword bearing
on its blade the date I'LL" 1t is
undoubtedly relic of the Inflated ex-
petition of Admiral Walker, who left
England in III with 1000 men and
large fleet to take Quebec and Mon
treal. When he got off Seven Islands
he was oyertaken by a dense fog and
a great storm arose. He refused to
take the advice of a French pilot and
as result the British ships were
dashed to pieces on the rocks off Egg
We're lying there.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15

Meath canopy OF night,
Girt by foamy seas,
stands the lighthouse. spectral white,
Firm 10 every breeze.
BE the weather foul or fair
Far its beaCOns show,
To the world rim pillows whero
Freighted sea ships go.
And the pilots heed and sail
BY its far on gleam
As Il 2litters, small and pale,
Like star abeam.
So the Union towers white,
So It's beaCOns shine
So It's stars Hume tho night
With CLEAN benign.
And the stately nations an
Sailing fast and far,
See beyond the sea mists tall
Freedoms guiding star
Henry T.. Thurston in "Telemachus and
Other Poems"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
AccouNrGo FOR vnu ovLls.
Artists Explanation Essi,y svsress
for sin,pis.Minded King.

Sp~"s'e" GSs'y SS"so~
for simpis.Minded King.
George Chambers, an artist. was
once commissioned by King William
Nv. OF England to paint a picture OF
the attack on a fortress on the Span.
ish coast by frigate commanded by
his majesty. who was then the duke
OF Clarence. The attack took place
at night Chambers completed a beau
tiful picture from some rough
sketches that were in the kings pos.
session. and when submitted for APP
prevail his majesty was delighted with
II. but Chambers had taken an artists
liberty with the picture and for the
purpose OF relieving the somber veil
of night had introduced some sea gulls
skimming the waves Halo. halo,
Chambers said his majesty. This
will never do to have the birds flying
about at night. They were all gone
to roost." so they were. your males.
ty." replied Chambers. but you gave
such rousing broadside with your
guns that they all woke up and flew
about" "Ah, so | did: so did. Cham.
bers. | forgot that. Very good! Very
good"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
MATCH FOR HIS LANDLORD.
One Who Objected to Children Is
Cleverly Cutwittea-

one Who Objected to Children is
Cleverly cutwitteA-
Landlords in Paris ire becoming
day by day more absurd In the re-
strictions they put on their tenants.
Some will not allow a dog to be kept !;
others will not permit any pet what
ever, and some even will not allow
children to be in the house.
clever individual has just man
aged, however, to overcome this last
objection. He had seen an apartment
he liked and we'll knowing that the
landlord objected to children. he said
nothing of the existence of his only
child, boy OF two years, but simply
had the lease made out in the infant 5
name. When he came with his fam
lily to take possession the proprietor
flew into a passion and objected most
strongly to the child.
Pardon me-" said the astute dip.
lomatist, but it is my child and not
myself who has hired the apartment.
You have made no objection to his
asking his parents to stay with him.
So here we are!"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
JOKE ON MARX TWAIN.
Hvmorist Taken for Assistant Of Tin.
Grant Musician.

Hvmorist Taken for Assistant Of Tin.
Grant Musician.
A friend OF Mark Twain tells q story
OF the humorist which II Is thought
has not appeared In print.
One warm day in Hartford Mr.. Gle.
mems, on his way home from a long
walk, felt somewhat fatigued. Sud.
denly he sat down upon carriage
block to rest for a bit and began Wig.
orously to fan himself with his hat
There CHANGED to be in his inn
mediate ncighborhood at the moment
the author OF "Inuocents Abroad"
seated himself a street piano man.
who soon struck up a lively tune.
An elderly lady passing the two
evidently jumped to the conclusion
that the author was the assistant of
the musician, for she stopped and
dropped coin in the hat Mr.. Twain
had In hand.
Whereupon the humorist arose and,
bowling most politely. gave expression
in stately phrase to his thanks. Then
It began to dawn upon the lady that
she had made a mistake. She stepped
back and an expression of uneasiness
came to her countenance.
Don't be frightened, madam" oh
served Mr. Clemens. ITS true the
man doesn't attach chain to me;
nevertheless, I'm quite we'll trained
and, ! assure you, entirely harmless
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Court Ladies Dishonest.

Nine. de Crequy in her memoirs
has good deal to say about the want
of common honesty displayed by the
great ladies of the old and luxurious
French court in the matter of relics
The Duchess de Noalles, very great
lady indeed, was a sad offender in this
respect. Once she annexed part of
the arm of st. Jeanne de Chantal.
which she had borrowed from the
nuns of the Visitation, and which she
had refused to give back. 1t was dis
covered that she had caused it to be
founded in mortar and mixed with
some drug for her son the Due
d'Ayen. who was suffering from the
measles. 1t was quite true she had
stolen a piece of the true cross. for
she told the archbishop that stolen
relic was always more efficacious."
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Less Human Victims Of TIaers.

Indian tigers seem to be losing
their taste for human flesh. Con.
siderably fewer human victims are re.
ported In the district of Chanda
Hashangabad, and Raypur the figures
have fallen from 100, the average OF
previous years, to fifty-nlne. On the
other hand, the number of cattle de.
voured had increased from 4,2GO TO g..
1888. OF the human victims so per
cent were natives aud II per cent
Europeans.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Measuring Time in India.

In parts of southern India TO meas.
ure time there was used a thin copper
bowl about five inches in diameter
and rather deeper than half a sphere,
having a very small hole at the bot
tom. The bowl, placed in a vessel
containing water and floating there
on, gradually filed, At the expiration
OF an arranged interval It sunk. and
boy or another watcher then struck
a gong and thus announced the time.
II showed the lapse of periods of for.
V'iiye minutes with tolerable accu.
racy but the time varied with tho
temperature of the water. 1t was
possible by the Introduction of a CYL.
inder containing a floating piston
which worked on a cog wheel TO in.
dictate the hours
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
The Sunshine Of Spring.

The Salve that cures without scar
is DeWittss Witch Hazel Salve.
Cuts, Burns. BoilS, Bruises and Piles
disappear before the use of this salve
as snow before the sunshine of spring.
Miss II. NJ. Middleton, Thebes, ILL.,,
says: II was seriously afflicted with a
fever sore that was very painful De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve cured me
in less than a week" Get the genuine,
Sold by Ritter Bros, Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Give Your Stomach a Rest

Your food must be properly digest
ed and asslmilated to be of any value
to you. If your stomach is weak OF
diseased take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure.
1t digests what you eat and gives the
stomach rest, enabling it to recup.
crate, take on new life and grow
strong again. Kodol cures sour stom'
ach, gas, boating, heart palpitation
and all digestive disorders, Sold by
Ritter Bros. Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP notice
IL the District Court. Probate pI,lsiss 10 sst
for Cache Csanty. State Of Utsh.

In the District Court OF the First judicial
District. OF the state OF Utah. In and for the
County OF Cache,
In the matter ot the estate " John Beutler
deceased.
NOTICE.
Tho petition OF Catherine Beutler. the adj
ministratrix OF the estate OF John Reuter-.
deceased. praying for an order OF this court
setting apart u herself as the widow OF the
said deceased. the entire estate OF the said de
cedent, has been set for hearing on Saturday.
the 18th day OF February, 1905 at o'clock D.
IN. At the county court house. In the court
room OF the said court. at Logan City. Cache
county, Utah.
Witness the clerk OF the said court with the
seal aflNed this 9th day OF Februtry, 1905.
j, n. LARSEN. clerk
SEAL by A. A. Law. deputy.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Deserved Popularity.

To cure Constipation and Liver
troubles by gently moving the bowels
and acting as tonic to the liver, take
Little Early Risers. These Famous
Little Pills are mild, pleasant and
harmless, but effective and sure.
Their universal use for many years is
strong guarantee of their popularity
and usefulness. Sold by Ritter Bros.
Drug Co,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
NOTICE.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estatcot Henry c. Jackson. Deceased,
Creditors will present claims with vouchers
To the undersigned at his residence at Avon.
Cache County, Utah. or at the office OF J. @.
Walters. attorney at law. Logan Utah, on OF
before the md day OF June A. ID. 1905.
Date of first publication February LIST, A.
ID. 1906,
Alma q. Jackson Administrator o the estate
OF Henry C. Jackson deceased
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Badness CAUSED BY FEAR.
Strong Emotion Known TO Have Had
Peculiar Result

Strong Emotion Known TO Have Had
Peculiar Result.
There are several well authenticated
cases Of hair falling out from some
strong emotion, but one of them is
particularly strange.
A normally healthy farmer of some
50 years saw his child thrown from
a cart and trampled under the feet Of
mule. He supposed it killed and
experienced in his fright and anguish
sensation OF chilliness and tension
in the head and face
The child escaped with a few
bruises but the fathers hair beard
and eyebrows began to drop out the
next day, and at the end of a week
he was entirely bald. A new growth
of hair appeared in due time, but
much fner-New York Herald.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
oAMBLED WITH DUKES MONEY.
Dishonesty OF Servant Taught Wei.
iinqton a Lesson.

Dishonesty OF Servant Taught Wei.
lington a Lesson.
Even the Iron" duke OF Wellington
had his difficulties with the servant
question. Chaplain George r. Gleig
wrote OF the great soldier: CAS- to
his table, II was in every respect such
as became his position. His wines
were excellent, though his cellars con.
tanned but a scanty supply at any Civ.
en- time. The oldest could not have
been more than a couple OF months in
his possession. or his reasons for
thus acting he made no secret. At
one time he said, 1 used to do as
others do-gave my orders to the
house steward and handed him the
money to pay the bills as he presented
them to me. This went on for year
or more, when to my surprise and dis
gust | got letters from tradesmen
humbly begging that | would settle
their accounts, which had been long
standing. | found on inquiry that the
fellow had been gambling with my
money, leaving my creditors unpaid.
From that day to this | have made
II a point to pay my own bills, and
to keep my accounts with tradesmen
as short as possible.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Official Directory.
District Judge w. w. Vaughan.

District Judse w. w. Vaughan.
District Attorney Fred J. Hoiton.
County OFFICERS.
County Commissioners A Hend-
ricks, Joseph Knowles, W. II. Oar
ley.
County Clerk-Jacob N. Larsen.
County Recorder Rebecca Eames.
County Attorney. G. Walters.
County Treasurer-W. G. Parkinson.
County Assessor-Jos. J. Richardson.
County Sheriff.. II. Smith.
County Survcyor-k. G. Schaub.
County Physician-W. B. Parkinson.
County Supt. Schools-Lewis McCar-
rey.
County Fish and Game warden-Chas
II. Wilson.
Water Commissioner-Jam Meikle.
Fruit tree Inspectors-Niels Il. Broby
wellsville, south / Of county
Thomas Sterling, Providence, north !
of county.
Precinct Justices of the Peace and
Constables of Cache County, elected
November Sth, 1904.
Justices Geo. w. Davis; Benson,
L. +. Roundy: College, G. r. Jepp-
son: Coyeville, f. S. Larsen;
Greenville, Nels A. Madsen; Hyde
Park, James Morton; Hyrum, Jas
l.. Jensen; Logan, Thos. y. Smith:
Lewiston, Peter Il. VanOrden, Jr.;
Millville, Martin Olsen; Mendon,
Mt. Sterling, David
Henry; Newton, Lorenzo g. Lar
sen: Peterboro, Prov
idence. Lorenzo r. Tibbitts; Para
disc, W. J. Willis; Richmond, 49,
-; Smithfield, VIM. Doug
las: Trenton, Charles G.. Wood;
Wellsville, r. Rasmussen: Wheel
err, James NJ. Anderson: Charleston,
James B. Jardine.
Constable William c. Hub
bard; Benson, j. +. Barney; Col
lege, Walter A. Jensen; Coveville'
f. Il. Titensor; Greenville, Will
lard Nyman; Hyde Park, Fred o.
Woolf; Hyrum, Robert b. McFar'
lane; Logan, George l. Farnes
Lewiston, NJ 'ii'
Vile, friedrich T. Yeates; Mendon
Mt. Sterling
Daniel Lloyd; Newton, Franklin
II. Griffin: Peterboro, =
-; Providence, Horace Ham
mond: Paradise, Il. w. James
Richmond, -------------------
Smithfield, Walter Fisher: Trenton
Alvin McCOmbs; Wellsville, FREQ
II. barley: Wheeler, William By
bee: Charleston, Asiah Thompson.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
Notice To Creditors.

Estate OF Christian Anderson deceased.
Creditors will present claims with vouch-
ers to the undersigned at the office OF James
G. Walters Attorney at Law. - North Main
st. Logan, Utah, on or before the Goth day OF
May A. u. 1905.
Date OF first publication. January 2Sth A.
u. 1905.
JOHN II, BARKER, administrators OF the
state OF Christian Anderson deceased
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate OF Mette Maria Christensen. deceased
Creditors will present claims with vouchers
To the undersigned at the office OF James Q.
Walters, attorney at law. 10 North Main St.
Logan. Utah. ON or before the 9Th day OF May.
A. D. 1905.
Date OF first publication January 4th. 1905.
Noah II. wardle. administrator with the will
annexed OF Mette Maria Christensen. deceased.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
That Tickling in the Throat.

One minute after taking One Min
ute Cough Cure that tickling in the
throat is gone. 1t acts in the throat
not the stomach. Harmless good for
children. Sold by Ritter Bros Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
NOTICE To CREDITORS.

Estate OF Frederick Peterson. deceased.
Creditors will present claims with vouchers
To the undersigned at Hyrum. Cache County
Utah. on or before the 18th day OF April. AID.
1905.
Date OF first publication. Dec. a. A. ID. 1894.
ARTHUR Il. PETERSON. Administrator.
with the will annexed. OF Frederick Peterson.
deceased.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-02-15
The Pneumonia Season

Coughs and colds in children as well
as adults are frequently dangerous at
this season Of the year, and little
precaution now may save much
trouble, worry and expense. Ken.
nedy's Laxative Honey and Tar, a
combined cough and cold cure-a new
scientific discovery in medicines a
certain cure for Coughs, Colds, Group,
Whooping Cough, etc. The coughs
and colds are cleared out of the sys-
TEN by gently moving the bowels, and
at the same time the throat, chest,
lungs and bronchial tubes are so
strengthened that there is little prob
ability of danger. Kennedy's laxative
Honey and Tar is pleasant to take.
Contains no opiates. Sold by Ritter
Bros. Drug Co.