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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24
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BEL AIR, Md, FEB. "a, 1905.
THE AGENT DIDN'T KNOW.
A story of an Editor and Life In
Hurance Solicitor.

story of nn Editor and "A Life In
Surance Solicitor.
There are today some thousands of
varieties of life insurance policies, each
of which has Il technical name and is
capable of ,cing made quite unintel-
ligible to the average man. Some I'M
scrupulous agents trade on this. Many
do not really understand the meaning
of terms themselves but have learned
their lesson parrotlike, and most of
them apparently find it unnecessary to
describe in plain English to those
tbout to insure what they are contract
ing for. The result is IL mass of mis-
information and confusion about the
whole subject.
For instance, an agent was trying to
insure an editor on some new plan.
The editor had theory that any fact
could be put into plain, everyday Eng
lish if the man behind the fact really
knew what he was talking about. Aft
err listening to an involved flow of
premiums" deferred dividends
cash surrender values" and optional
choices" he said gravely:
See here, | don't understand what
you're talking about. But I'll tell you
what I'll do. If you'll write that prop
osition out in ordinary English so that
an ordinary man can understand it I'll
not only take the policy, but I'll pub
lish the explanation as an article and
pay YOU Il hundred dollars for It."
"Will l? Sure. l WILL" exclaimed the
overjoyed agent, thinking he had in
deed struck an easy job. And he de-
parted, adjuring the editor not to for
get.
\ week passed by. The agent called
up on the telephone to say that he was
working on the thing. There was less
exultation in his voice.
Two weeks more elapsed. The edi-
tor had forgotten the whole thing,
when the agents card came in one
day. 1t was followed by the man him
self
We'll" said the editor, ''got my ar
ticle:"
"N-no," said the agent sheepishly.
"The fact is, guess, l can't do it the
way you want it, after all. Let's call
it off,
1t is hardly too much to say that this
is typical.-World's Work.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24

Two workmen We're engaged in dig
ging II well when suddenly portion of
the earth gave way, falling on and
knocking down one of the men. His
companion called to him and listened
anXiously for reply.
Pat, speak, man. cried Mike again
from above. Are ye deadE'
NO, Nike" came the answer, with a
groan. I'm not dead, but I'm spach-
less
Without more ado Mike set off for
help as fast as his legs could carry
him. Humping loudly on the door Of
Pats kinsfOlk. he summoned help, eX-
planning that Pat had been knocked
"spachless" and was buried by the
earth In the we'll
who told We 500" was the uneXpect-
ed matter of fact inquiry.
He told me himself" retorted Mike,
indignant at his word being doubted,
land, begorra, woman. if ye don't be-
lieve me come and ask him, and he'll
tell We it's the truth I'm speaking!'-
London Taller.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24
SUNDAY TRAINS.

Sunday trains leave Baltimorefor Delta
and intermediate stations at $50 A. M.
and 400 P. NJ, stopping at Bel Air at 10
A. M. and $50 P. M. Leave Delta for
Baltimore and intermediate stations at
6.55 A. NJ. and $50 P. NJ, stopping at
Bel Air at 755 A. M. and 400 P. NJ. Ad-
ditional train leaves Bel Air for Balti-
more and intermediate stations at $40
P. NJ, and Baltimore for Bel Air at 1000
P. M, arriving at Bel Air at 11.2O p NJ.
and Baltimore at $50 P NJ.
CA. FIFER, General Passenger Agent
]. S. NORRIS, General Manager.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24
VILLAGES IN THE DARK.
Japanese Settlements Amid Dense |
Groves of ENergreens.

JapnneSS Settlements Amid Dense
Groves of EverEreens.
Without having actually seen them
YOU cannot imagine how dark some
japanese country villages remain, even
In the brightest and hottest weather
In the neighborhoOd of Tokyo itself
there are many villages of this kind.
At Il short distance from such settle
ment you see no houses; nothing is Wis
lille but dense grove of evergreen
trees.
The grove, which is usually composed
of Young ccdarS and bambooS, serves
90 shelter tho village from storms and
also to supply timber for various pur-
poses So closely are the trees planted
That there is no room TO pass between
the trunks of them; they stand straight
IS maStS ana minglc their creStS 50 as
10 form Il roof that excludes the sun.
Each matched cottage occupies clear
space in the plantation. the trees form
ing Il fence about it double the height
of the building Under the trees it is
always twilight, even ut high noon, and
half in shadow. What makes the first
impression of such village almost dis
quoting is not the transparent gloom,
which has certain weird Charm of its
own. but the stiffness.
There may be fifty or hundred
dwellings. but you see nobody and hear
IL sound but the twitter of invisible
birds. Tie occasional growing of cocks
and the Shrilling cicadae. Even the
Cicadac find these groves too dim and
sing family. Being sun lovers, they
prefer the trees outside the village |
forgot to say that You may sometimes
hear v:cWlcss Standardization
cllai,a- tln-Iut that familiar sound in
TIE great green silence seems an elfish
h0rECn:r%. Tie reason of the hush is
SIMPLY that Tie people are not at home.
Nj tie adults have gone to the neigh
boring fields the women carrying their
babies Oh their backs. and most of the
children have gone 10 tie nearest
school. perhaps not less than mile
aTay.-At iantic.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24

Once, during his second term, Grover
Cleveland was asked to speak ut Il
function in a certain town, and when
he arrived at the depot the wind was
blowing Il gale, sleet was driving and
hailStonCs nearly as large as marbles
We're tiercely falling. OF course the
inevitable brass band was there, and
at the sight Of the president the per-
formers struck up with all the siren
uosity at their command. THAT is the
most realistic music l ever heard" re-
marked Cleveland. What are they
trying to play?" asked Secretary Oh
ney, who accompanied him. Hail to
the Chiefr" replied the president, with
a cheerful smile
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24

The glamour of the stage! No one
can define it or explain it; no one who
has fallen under its spell can resist it.
You see it at work in the great artist
who, confident Of success, already
crowned with laurels, comes daily
down to rehearsal with the Zest and
buoyancy of youth. Safety does not
touch him; blase actor is an unheard
Of anomaly. \ man may act for TWEEN
ty, thirty, forty years, and if he Is
stricken with illness his one lament is
that he can act no more-George Alex
ander in Pelican.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24
Ore and Fuel.

Pennsylvania, which makes more
than half the iron used in the United
States, produces less than per cent
of the iron ore mined. Ohio, which
comes next to Pennsylvania as an iron
maker, mines less than l per cent of
the total In both cases the ore is
brought to the fuel, and this is the
policy in this country Only in Ala
bama are the ore and fuel found to-
gether.-Scientific American.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24
The Dangers Of Orchid Hunting.

The Dangers Of Orchid Hunting.
The most beautiful region the orchid
collector meets in his travels is along
the Orinoco. the Rio Negro and the
Amazon. i'll South America. The seen
cry at times passes beyond the beauti-
fuI ana becomes so grand as to be al
most terrible. Everything is on such
great scale. The rivers are the largest
III the world, yeritable seas ut high
water. the vegetation luXuriant beyond
comparison and the animal and fish
life startlingly strange. There we find
tic Cattieya schroederoe, magnificent
orchid with white flowers, which
blooms about Easter time. But the
dangers ana vexationS of a trip on
the 0rinOco. for instance, would hardly
be lelicTed. Miles and miles back
from the coast in the district where
lie orchids are found the Indians are
in u wild state ANA are foes to all white
t.cn. Thcy Turk in the bushes along
to banks of the river and shoot poi
souel arrows ut YOU if YOU happen to
venture within range OF their blow
guns. Tx" center Of the stream is the
only safe place. During the rainy sea-
son the mosquitoes swarm on the ORR
noco in clouds. and sleep is next to i'm
possible Even tie Grass when you
venture ashore is your encmy-Har-
pcr's Weekly.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-02-24
Revenge.

"Why didn't you stop for that MANI"
inquired the passenger on the front
platform.
because" said the motorman, with
4 metallic ring in his voice. he used
to run one of these ears when l had Il
job of clerkin' downtown. I'm gettil'
even with him, by gosh"'-Chicago
Tribune
, 1905-11-23
Implicit Confidence.

Would You know yoar W child if
You should see it i'll the street, asked
the sarcastic man who had become in
tercSted in the sociological question.
Dear me-" replied the fashionable
lady, such a thing could never hap
pen. l Lave given the nurse the strict
est orders that my child must never be
permitted TO be in the street, md ]
know that she would not bctray my
confidence. Why, l have such faith in
her that l feel perfectly safe in lcav-
ing my darling entirely in her care
month after month."-Chicago Record
Herald.
, 1905-11-23
Cariotta Mia.

~IUsEPPE, da barber, ees greata for
'masl:'
~ He gotta da bigga, da lacka mus
tache,
Good clo'es an good styla an playnta
good cash.
Whenever Giuseppe ecs walk on da street
Du peopla dey talka: How hobby! How
neat!
How sofia da banda, how smalla da fect!"
He raisa hecs hat an he shaka hees curls
An s.nila wceth tcctha SO shiny like
pearls.
Oh, many da heart OF da silly young girls
He gotta.
Yes, playnta he gotta
But notta
Carlotta!
Giuseppe, dn barber, he maka da eye
An liku Ga steam engine puffa an sigh
For Catchu Carlotta Wen she ees go by.
Carlotta she waIlia weeth nose in da air
An look through Giuseppe weeth far
away stare
AS cef she no see dere ees SOMEBODY dere.
Giuseppe. da barber, he gotta da cash,
He gotta da lo'es an da biSGa mus
He gotta da silly young girls for da
mash"
But notta-
You bat my life, notta-
Carlotta.
l gotta!
A. DAILY in Catholic Standard ard
Times.
, 1905-11-23
His Just Z

Sc" here May" said Jack to his
mannish sister, Il don't mind Your in
roads upon my habcrdashery, but you
might ut least give me Il testimonial
letter.
How do You mean" she demanded.
We'll. you might say something like
this: Dear Jack. since using your
shirts and collars l am Il new wo-
man. "-Catholic Standard and Times.
, 1905-11-23
hobbies Wish Gratiaed.

BoDbie at the dinner table.
Il think you have had rs much as is
good for you. dear said BCbbie's
mother.
Il want more" said Bobbie.
You can't have more now. But here
is Il wishbonc that you and mamma
can pun. That will be fun. You pull
IL side and I'll pull the other and
whoever gets the longest end will have
his wish come true. Why, Bobbie,
you've got it. What was your wish?'
Il wished for some more chicken
said Bobbie promptly. - Royal Maya
ZiEe.
, 1905-11-23
An Accommodating
Witness and Lawye,

"GNO you know the prisoner wcll?'
- asked the attorney.
Never knew him ILL.," re-
piled the witness.
NO levity," aid the lawyer. Now,
sir, did you evcr see the prisoner 1T the
bar?"
bar"
answer my question, sir!.' roared
the lawyer. How long have you
known the prisoner"
From two feet up to five feet ten
inches"
will the court make the
Il have, yer worship" said the wit
ness anticipating the lawyer. Il have
answered the question. l kuowcd the
prisoner when he was Il boy of two
feet long and Il man five feet ten"
Your honor
Its Il fact. yer worship. I'm under
OATH" persisted the witness.
The lawyer placed his hands on the
cable in front of him, spread his legs
apart. leaned his body over the table
and said:
will you tell the court what you
know about this casc?"
''That amt his name,' replied the
witness.
"What amt his namc?"
Case"
who said it VASE"
You did. You wanted to know what
l knew about this case. His names;
Jones'"
Your worship. howled the lawyer,
%plucking his beard out by the roots,
will you make this man anGwer?'
Witness said the magistrate. '.you
must answer the questions put to you"
Great Scott! Hain't l been dom
it? Let him fire away. I'm all ready
Then" said the lawyer, don't beat
about the bush any more. You and
the prisoner Lave beer friends?''
Never promptly responded the
witness.
What! Weren't you summoned
here as a fricnd:"
No, sir. 1 was summoned here as
Il Presbyterian. Nary one of us was
ever Friends. He's an old time Blp-
fist, without Il drop of Quaker in him.
stand down." yelled the lawyer in
disgust.
Hey"
stand down.
Cant do it. I'll sit down or stand
up
constable, remove the man from the
box
Witness retires muttering, well, if
he amt the thick headedest lawyer l
ever laid eyes On,'-Galveston Tribune.
, 1905-11-23

"Gentlemcn of the jury qucried the
clerk of the court. have YOU fully
agreed to ~disagree?'
We have" answered the foreman.
1.-The lawyers have bunglcd the case up
SO that we don't know any more about
it than they do!''-Illustrated Bits.
, 1905-11-23
His E~rperlence.

us it true that when people have
lived so long together they begin to
think alike"
Il guess 1t is. l know l always make
n practice of thinking just as my wife
wants me to think."-New Orleans
Tlmes-Democrat.
, 1905-11-23

Elmcr-Papa, did you go to Sunday
school every day when you were Il
boy?
l'apa-Of course | did. Why do you
ask;
Elmer-Oh, l thought maybe you only
went on Sundays.-Baltimore News.
, 1905-11-23

Departing CHEST after paying his
bill, sarcastically) I sincerely hope
your conscience won't trouble you!
Hotel Proprietor Qlandlyl - Don't
worry. sir. We don't care how you got
the money!-Tit-Bits.
, 1905-11-23

Young Lady Dhilauthropically slum.
ming)-And if you come to the meeting
tomorrow night you'll zeal me play the
organ.
GUttersnipc-Oh, miss, and will you
have Il monkey!
, 1905-11-23

The Wounded Man-Great Scott!
Some n must have mistaken me for
n deer.
The Friend binding shot-No, thank
heaven! Only for n snlpe.-Brooklyn
Life.
, 1905-11-23

First Roman (while Rome is burningl
Just listen to Nero's playing. Dosi
appreciate his marvellous techniqucI
Second Roman-uardly. I'm in the
fire insurance business. Brooklyn
Eagle.
, 1905-11-23

when You and your wife were first
married You used to call each other
birdie didn't you?"
Yes"
do you Still do it?'
We'll. | call her Il parrot and a mag
pie, and she usually refers TO me rs a
jay.'-Tatlcr.
, 1905-11-23

Hello, pal" said the college youth
On the long distance phone. Il was
beginning to get worried about that
check l wro,c to you for
Don't worry about it, my boy re
piled his father; Its safe"
".Ah.'
Yes, safe in my check book. Good
b~y."-Catholic Standard and Times.
, 1905-11-23

Gladys-I don't like this egg. auntie.
It's not good.
Auntic-Nonsensc, dear; it was onl;
laid yesterday.
Gl&dys-W'cll. then, it must have
been laid by a bad hen.
, 1905-11-23

ION what grOnndf!"
Fraudulent representations. On
reaching Europe she found that titles
We're selling for less than onc-fourth of
what she paid."-San Francisco Call.
, 1905-11-23

You remember old buckets daugh-
ter, who married Il foreigner with a tt
tie;'
, 1905-11-23

MMMM TIME TABLE.
ssdlulLUsAH Cody, Wyo.
LINCOLN. KANSAS CITY,
OMAHA, ST. LOUIS,
CHICAGO, SAN FRANCISCO,
IT. JOSEPH, DENVER,
SALT LAKE,
and all pOin.s east, south and west.
Trans arrive and depart as follows:
No, sl2. Passenger Chicago. st.
Louis. Kansas city, st. 10
sepii, Atchison, omaha, Lin
coin, Denver, California, Colo
RADIO and Texas poi ats.
pm
Va, 3ll. Phrseuger, from above
points. Arrive. .................... 600 pm
Train leaving Cody at l1:OO pm. rum
every day except saturday.
Train leaving Toluca lU:35 a. m. Rms
daily except Sunday.
A standard sleeping car is ruu he
tween Cody, and T"lucd, Wyo., thus
enabling passengers starting from Cody,
to retire at 1000 p. IN. and get IL full
nights sleep.
For information, maps, tables and
tickets call on or address, w. j. Kis-
,lck, agent, Cody, F. Kippell, general
agent, Billings, Mont, or j. Francis,
general passenger agent, Omaha, Neb.
, 1905-11-23
ION what %gronnds?'

well, she has got a divorce from
, 1905-11-23

Witness retires muttcring, "yNell, if
he amt the thick headedest lawyer 1
eve laid eyes on.'-Galveston Tribune.
, 1905-11-23
Constable, remove the man from the

I'll sit down or stand
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-09-21

Nmerifa fir ssapon fein Gonfurrent.
Die nnDerqleihlich btlliaeren Mrbeits=
lDhne sSapdn's unb befIen tpeiter 0prs
,fpruna in 8efDrberunee efeiner Graealgz
ntfie nah benz ofiatif9en sSeitlanbe,
fdlDifen iebe MDalihfeit zines erfolg@
ret6hen Wettbeiperbes ieitens irgenb
zines anberen eSnbuffrieftadtes aus.
Sas erlaube eesapdn audi, auf iebe Mrt
5hnbsoGpplttit au persihten unb bic
Shore fetnes Hei6es alien cSnbuftrie=
polfern Der Welt tpeit au Dfnen.
Nllerbinas finb bon ieber rufiifhe
Mnfpriine in biefer Gt6tung eeltenb
Qemaht iporben, alletn feline einatee
@roBmadt benfe beute mebr baran,
fid fir &uBlanb's oitdiiattfden 8eiib
au eripdrmen, unb iiberdn babe man
ftd bereits nit Der Sbatidde abgez
funben, boB GuBlanb's MadtfteIung
in Sftafien elm fir alIemdl gebrphen
unb bic Boltttf etner Musbebnuna BIG
au ben eisfreten 8iiiten bes @tillen
Saeans enbeiiltte ibren Mbf6luB gez
funben babe. Die oroB=iapanifdbe 8ez
ipeQnne ftebt nod in ibrem 4nfanse.
Wie tpeit Tie bic Gntiptdlune Der 8oz
ltttf eSapans beeinfluifen tpirb, lGBt
fib CUR 3eit faum abieben. (m)
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-09-21
ferpe sugepieIen nib unb f1IieBlid

fsrne ausetpieien nib nnb fnlieBlid
bret Sabre Der 2anbnebr aneeb1rt.
ssn elmer 5iniif1t iit China berseit
nod ntHt in Der 2ase, Iid bic prin-
aipien bes mpbernen 6eerpeiens am
sueignen: besiiglt9 Der a[laemeinen
Dienitpfliat. sSmmerbin barf man
piellei6t bic Mnbabnung zines allmdb=
li9en lleberaanes su bieIer Ginri6s
tuna in Der neuen 8eitimmung err
bIiden, bur6 bic iebem 8esirt bes
Retdes aur 9flidt eemadt tpirb, eine
beittmmte Nn3abl bon &etruten au
ben sSabnen gu ftellen. Oie numerifde
@tGrfe, gu Der bas Seer in einieen
eSabraebnten geldngen tptrb, ldBt ii6
beute nod nidt bere6nen. @orlGuftg
TT feftauiteaen, baB China am gnbe
btefes eSabres iiber 100000 Mann
reauldrer Sruppen perfIeen unb in
neun sSa6ren i'm @5tdnbe iein tpirb,
NIT etnem 56lag 100000 in's 5elb
al ftellen.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1905-09-21
Die B1stterrannth i4t 4pn,tte.t,

0ie fur6tbure Sungersnut6 in
4noaluiien aibt Der mgerl. 8DrIenz
Stq." 8eranlafung, bic @riinbe fir
Die trdurtge tptrt6f6dftli6e Gage
Spantens in ldngeren Iusfiibrungen
tpie folqt oar3ulegen:
.Oieie 9riinbe iinb in ber Wirt6z
i4aftspoltttt Der &egierunq unb in
Der unqebiibrli6en 8eiteuerun9 Der
ertperbenoen &laifen Der 8ep0lferun9,
in Der 9enuBiu6t unb Bruntliebe bes
soofes. bes Qbels, Der @eiitli9feit,
bes 8eamtenitanbes gu iu6en. MG6z
renb in sSrantrei9 felt 1890 bic
9runbiteuer fait unperGnbert qebliez
Zen tit. 1T iie in Gpanien felt 1845
um 120 gro3ent erb0bt tporben, unb
IS fann odber niht iiberra16en, baB
arqenblidlia bort iiber 175,OOO
8runoftiide bon Der Steuerbe60rbe
bef6laqnubmt iinb. Ou5u tommt,
oaB Spanien, oas unter ben H0mern
cine Der erften &ornfammern Goms
mar, unb bei1en 9oben beute nod mo-
tortfd3 bierstqfdlttee sSruht ielbit in
penig aiinitig gelegenen @e6ieten err
qtbt, etnen aroBen She'll bes erforber=
lihen @etreioes bonn Quslanbe inn
portiren muB. Gum She'll lie9t bies
an Der primitiben 4rt Der 8ebauung
bes 8obens, Der Sesnbolens Der 8auern,
hauptidhli9 aber an benz Steuerz
fnitem. Od bic 8auern bic Steuern
niht aufbrinaen tOnnen, 10 perfallen
Die ohn.bin unmGBie nit Shulben
belaiteten 8eiiBungen benz Sistus,
Der Bauer nimmt ben 8ettelItab unb
permebrt bas obnebin Idon 10 grobe'
Seer Der berufsmdbtnen 8ettler. 60
tommt es, baB in pielen probinaen
Die, 6dlfte bes frii9er In Gu!tur qez
tpefenen 8obens in Staatsbefib iiberz
aegdnaen lit unb bron liegt, ipeil es
an Qrbeitstrdften our 8ebauung beg
yders feblt, ndbrenb duf Der anberen
Geite tregen Der i6le9ten 8erfebrsz
itraBen unb 0erfe6rsmittel iiberbaupt
in einem Sbeile bes 2anbes Der qr0bte
Notbitanb gnb 6unaersnotb berri6en,
baaeaen in ben Na1barprobinaen cine
lleberfiille bon @etreibe, @smiiie,
Tleifh Dorhanben fein fann. Der an
Mtneralfhdben 10 iiberaus rei9s 8oz
ben Spaniens, tpirb burhaus niht
3pedmdbia ausgebeutet. 2ne Mine=
ralien unb Metane, bic bon iraenb
irelhem Wertb iinb, fommen bort in
mebr ober minber groBen Mensen
Dor. Iusldnbifhe Gapitdliften baben
in nelierer 3eit einen Wanbel gum
8efTren herbeiaufiihrsn aeiuht. 9lber
fpanfhe WiBtpirtbfdaft. 10 fagt Gu
iiop Dirds In feiner in ben Gdriften
ber gentraIiteIle fir Worbereitung
pon 6onbelspertrdgeE erihienenen
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Der 21tk14atftat1te1tIttt.

Die INNER mebr 5unebmenne Mbz
bdn9igtett bes ipgenannten mobernen
&ulturmenf9en BON allen mDgli9en
me4anii9en unb te9nif9en 6ilfsz
mitteln tpirb in Der enslif9en 3eitz
fhrift Srutb in amiifanter Wet1 t1e per-
Ffltrt. Sas eenannte 8latt nerDf=
fentlidt bas prototpG elmer our I'M
terfu4ung bes 9erbdltniFes apifden
Menf1 unb 6tlfsmittel eingeieBten
parlamentariiden Spe3ialtommiIiion
in einem 3utunftsitaat. 9as @erb1r
fptelt iih in folgenber 5orm ab:
Sra9e: ~S0nnen Gie i6reiben?"
Nntlpprt: vglein, ib benl1be etnen Wuz
f6inel6reiber.
Srage: vaDrnen eie iinaen?"
slnttport: ~Nein id benube einen Eboz
no9rapben."
Sra9e: ra6nnen @ie irgeno Elm @uIifs
tnitrument ipieIen?"
Slnttport: u9ei1l, id benltse einen &laz
bierautontaten.
Srage: v80nnen sic nG6en?"
Slnttport: rgtein, icb ba6e cine eleftriz
Ide Ndbntaidline.
Irage%: "SOnnen sic 5cidnen ober
9tnttport: rNein, id5 babe einen pbotoz
erap6iid)en Momentapparat
Srnge: y&Dnncn Sic oehen?"
gnttport: "Nein, icl benllBe Die Glef>
triIdhe, Die @iienba6n, Elm Rotorrab poer
Elm Ilttomobil."
fsrooe: y&Dnnen sic ie6en?"
9lntiport: Stein, ttb benube @ldier."
Srage: u&0nnen sic 6oren?"
g[ntiport: Stein, ic) benltbe elm 90rz
ro6r."
ssrdee: naDrnen sie berbouen?"
9lntiport: Stein, id benribe 9t9eitibz
n1itteI."
Sraee: ua0nnen sic Idlufen?"
Nnttport: Stein, idb ber1Be S(arfotis
fn."
Srnee: ra6nnen sic in ireero elmer
poltttidlen, fiinitleriId)en, liternrtI6en
p6er fonittqen Sra9e etr1e perIonlide, unz
abhGneiee Meinung abgeben?"
9(i,tiport: .9feit1, id5 ee60re einer rrz
eariIirten polttiiden &artet an 1tno ridhte
midi in ntetnen pplitiIden In5td]ten ees
nan na6 ben 8nrteifiihrern 8ns 2tterdz
trr 1nb &lntIt an6etrifft, 10 erbolte idl
meine ginbriide aus BEN 2eitungen rro
2eitidriften, 1tnb i'm iibri9en fol9e i'd Der
Dffentli6en Oteinlnq.
ssraee: va0nnen Sie othmen?"
gnttport: Stein, ith benltbe etten
fiinItliden 91eIptrntionsapparat. "
8einahe 10 tpeit fino tutr iibrt9ens
idon IN Der 9eeenipurtl