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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-01-20
lcREAT HoNoA. roase CONFERRED
UPON NOTED CATHOLIC
DIVINE.
Cardinal cibbens Will Preach che
Sermon at Cincinnati in ST.
Peters Cathedral.
Peters Cathedral.

CINCINNATI. q O.. Jan. 20.-Tnere
will be notable gathering of Roman
Catholic prelates in Cincinnati next
month, when the pallium is conferred
upon the Most Reverend. Archbishop
Moeller. The pallium is the special
insignia OF odlce of an archbishop,
and as such must always be worn by
him when officiating pontifically in his
own archdiocese or in the suffragan
tiioceses comprising the province of
which he is the ecclesiastical head.
Until the palliub is conferred upon
an archbishop he is not allowed to per-
form certain duties of his Office in his
own archdiocese or province. The in
vestiture of an archbishop with it is
the last official act OF his appointment.
The pallium will be conferred upon
Archbishop Moeller during pontificial
high mass at st. Peters cathedral.
Cardinal Gibbons will preach the ser
mon at the investiture, which is one of
the most magnificent ceremonies in the
Catholic ritual. More then a score of
other prelates. including several Of the
American archbishops, will also take
part in the ceremony.
After. the communion the prelate in
trusted with the investiture will lay
the pallium In the centre Of the altar.
The archbishop, clothed in all the pom
tificiaI vestments except the mitre and
gloves, will kneel before the investor.
Then in the name Of the sovereign pom
tiff, the investor will place the pallium
upon the shoulders Of the archbishop.
The pallium itself consists Of a
small strip of lambs wool to be worn
over the shoulders and around the
neck. Every year on the feast of st.
Agnes, while the choir is singing the
antiphon in st. Agnes church In the
Via Nomantana outside of Rome, two
white lambs are offered at the sane
tuary rails by the community of La
teran Canons regular. They are then
given into the care. of some religious
person until the time comes for shear
ing them, when their wool is mixed
with other lambs wool and woven into
pallia by the nuns of the Convent OF
Toore de Spechi.
Early on the vigil Of SITS. Peter and
Paul the new pallia are laid on the al
tar in the confession Of st. Peter. the
crypt. IN which reposes the body OF
the apostle. They are then blessed by
the pope after the vespers sung on the
vigil. They are then placed in a sill
ver-gilt Golfer in the closest proximity
to the tomb Of the apostles that the
words in the form of comforting the
pallium may be verified as literally
as possible. These words are: eve
confer upon the .pallium taken from
the body of the blessed Peter. the first
apostle o.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-01-20

Jester's Nursery Rhymes.
Oh, gee, this can't last!
We're running too fast
In trying all records to break.
The farmers all laughed .
To see the sport,
AS the auto jumped into the lake
Columbia Jester.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-01-20

The statistician h out with ngures
on hunting accidents and states. that
there were lsixty-six fatalities. during
the first two months of the shooting
season. II the total number exposed
In this manner could be ascertatned 1t
would then be clear which is attended
with the greater risk hunting or trav
cling by railroad.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-01-20

The romantic element of war Is moi
entirely extinct. The exploits Of Gen
eraI Nogi's special corps Of fortress
climbers" with their two sworda
apiece, will do much to tighten the an.
mails OF the japanese Russian conflict.
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Judging FROM tleir calvairOus crea.'
msae q beautiful Russian matdena
looking for their lost sweethearrs, tins
Manchurian brigands, the red beards
are the real thing and no ordinary yel.
low faced, pigtailed cutthr0ats.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-01-20

The Chinese Of Mukdenl are said to
regard General Kuropatkin's new TWEEN
u horsepower automobile with reli-
dous awe. They will regard It with
some other kind of awe after It has
run over q few OF them.
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Look Forward.
1T doesn't pay to talk bout yoh
troubles" said Uncle Eben. DE mo
;yoh boilers bout gettin' cheated In a
mule trade, de less chance yOh has Of
workin' de mule OF on somebody else"
washington Star. ..,...,.
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No Reason.

No Reason.
Claude latter a waltz)-Do you know
I could die Waiting? {
Maude tout Of breath)-Perhaps you
could. but that is no reason why you
should expect others to, die with you
Golfers Weekly.
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Oxford university In rejecting tho
proposal to exempt candidates fol
mathematical and natural science hon
On from the compulsory study Of
Greek retains IT, reputation - the
Headquarters Of scpnservst1sn.
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Pioneer Drug Store
JlNGlES AND JESTS.


Reason For Exlsteace.
IT can't see for the life Of me-
Said Mr.. William Bendix.
"Why there should be inside Of ma
A vermiform appendix
because 1t gives" said DR.. Tate.
80 grand a chance to operate"
Cincinnati Commercial Appeal
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Some People.

Mrs Benham-Some people have eyes
and see not and ears and hear not.
Benham-But never tongues and talk
oot-St. Louis Republic.
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Books -Unon Books.

How many volumes they would I'LL.
What tones Of pOnderous weight,
The smart things that we do not think
To say until too late.
-Philadelphia Press.
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What She Considered Natural.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-I like to see q man
act natural.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Well,I don't
hate to see q man make fool Of him
self.-Yonkers Statesman. ~ ...
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L0Oking Ahead.

Mabel-You don't know George, papa.
He's generous to fault.
Mr.. Nurox-Pm glad to hear 1t. Fer.
haps he'll be generous to some Oh
yourS.-Judge.
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No Hurry.

Clients fume at laws delay, y ,
, But able lawyers make It pay.
And that is why, It's safe to say,
Things still go on the same old way. :
New York Press.
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Essent1al.
Ida-My father gave me an automo-
bile.
May-And does he still give you pin
money? .|.' y
Idaho, fine money.-Chicago News.
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Freshman-That's a beautiful song
1t simply carries me away. :
She-Pm sorry didn't sing 1t cary
in the evening-Ohio Wesleyan Tran
script
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The SimpletOn

He said, II am a simple man;
I'll lead simple life"
But then he spoiled his simple plan
He simply told his wife,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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With some new wealth 80 disagrees.
When raised too soon to higher stations:
fhey strive to prune their family trees
/, BY cutting of their poor relations
#.s tt@s,-'ttri- Brooklyn Life.
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Perfectly Satisfactory.
Nell-YOu seem perfectly. satisfied
with your new gown. ~
Belle7Yes. IT has been approved BY
the man like best and condemned by
the woman m hate NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Press. 60 = : 70, = -~.-.
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Author-The hero Of my story =
man who doesn't know where to turn
for q dollar
Frend--Is it an autobiography
New York Press.
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For good laugh hear Cyrus New
ton Friday, January 20.
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Phyllis Transferred.
Again. in furs and nuffy dress.
Fair Phyllis follows the frozen brook; {.
Again. in her winter 1oveliness,
Seems twice the woman she used to
look.
Newark News
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That ROgulsh y,

That ROGu10h Bean.
Cast out the BEAM" you cry.
That can't apply to girls.
y Mine has q beam in her eye
wouldn't remove for worlds.
Louisville Courier Journal.
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AntfcfDotea.

Time will tell" A maxim
Very true and old.
But ere Time gets ready.
A. q rule. It's told!
New Orleans Times Democrat.
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A Defeated Project.

De lazy man. he say he bet
His comfort he IL gwine to guard.
An den, mex ting. he lan's In debt
An hab to work mos scan'lous hard.
Washington Star
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A Pointed InterruDtion.
Generally speaking, q woman is
Generally speakingr'-Boston Her.
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Alternate Rulers.

A1teBDoto A01okDs
Singleton-WhO rules the house--you
or your wife2 '-- -~~r~
Neutrality-suspicious.. The baby ana
my wife's mother take turns at It
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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For Nothing,

Friend-Did you give the bride away ?
Relattve-Yes; the groom didn't have
q cent-DetrOit Free Press.
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Human Mature.
IF wishes were horses. beggars would
ride" ft-4.t -
But half Of the truth this reveals.
II wishes were horses. the beggars would
ride .-s..... &c.,
And-wish they were automobiles.
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the farmers all laughed .-
To see the sport
As the auto jumped into the lake.
Columbia Jester.
Perfectly Satisfactory.
Nell--Y0u seem perfectly. satisfied
with your new gown. - r-
Believes. 1t has been approved BY
the man like best and condemned by
the woman I hate NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Press. e. -, : ..-.~ =,
Zafa Human Nature.
If wishes were horses. beggars would
But half of the truth this reveals.
II wishes were horses. the beggars would
ride .,.e ......
-.. :. u. Life
Essent1al.
Ida-My father gave me an automo-
bile.
{ May-And does he still give you pin
money? - @ +.' y
Idaho, fine money.-Chicago News.
Phyu1o Tr0Do1QRDeN. !
Again. in furs and nuffy dress.
Fair Phyllis follows the frozen brook:
Again. in her winter loveliness,
Seems twice the woman she used to
.s.. .--Newark News.
What She Considered Natural.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-I like to see q man
act natural.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Well, 1 don't
hate to see q man make q fool Of him
self.-Yonkers Statesman.
Anticipated.
Time will tell!' A maxim
Very true and old.
But ere Time gets ready.
A. q rule. It's told!
New Orleans Times Democrat.
Alternate Rulers.
Singlet0n-Wh0 rules the house--you
or your wife7 -~-- o. -s-~~----
Neutrality-suspicious. The baby ana
my wife's mother take turns at It.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
That Roguish Dean.
Cast out the BEAM" you cry.
That can't apply to girls.
y Mine has q beam in her eye
wouldn't remove for worlds.
Louisville Courier JournAi.
Taken From Life.
Author-The hero Of my story Is
man who doesn't know where to turn
for dollar
Friend--Is it an autobiography
New York Press
A Defeated Project.
De lazy man. he say he bet
His comfort he 10 gWine to guard
An den, mex ting. he lan's In debt
An hab to work mos scan'lous bard.
Warrington Star.
Looking Ahead.
MabeEYou don't know George, papa.
Hes generous to fault.
Mr.. Nurox-I'm glad to hear it. Per
haps he'll be generous to some OIL
yours.-Judge.
Books Upon Books.
How many volumes they would I'LL
What tones of ponderous weight,
The smart things that we do not think
To say until too late.
-Philadelphia Press.
Her One Regret.
Freshman-That's a beautiful sons'
1t simply carries me away.
She-rm sorry I didn't sing 1t cary
in fha ereninp=Qhio Wesleyan Tran
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24

JaeksonViis TiEBss-Union
The proposition TO establish bureau
OF immigration in this State has already
excited apparent opposition, together
with the favorable Endorsement gener-
ally accorded the idea.
From one quarter comes an objection,
based upon the ground that a State
board would inevitably fall into the
hands Of the machine politicians, and
thus be diverted from its true purpose.
From another contemporary is heard
note Of alarm over what is represented
as a proposition to establish the bureau
in Jacksonville, which, we are told,
would be unconstitutional.
These objections may be valid, but, it
must be confessed, they seem to be
very far-fetched and of little, If any,
weight.
II is true that the proposition to es-
tablish State bureau of immigration
has been widely Endorsed in this city,
but we have yet to learn that it has
ever heen seriously contemplated to
make Jacksonville it's permanent abid-
ing place.
Tallahassee must necessarily be the
center Of any such organized official
movement in the interest of immigra-
ton, and we are we'll aware that the
most to which Jacksonville, or, for that
matter, any other city in the State,
could aspire in this direction would be
the presence of a State immigration
agent for branch Office.
The other proposition, to the effect
that this work should be done by corpo-
rate and individuol exertion, rather than
by the State, seems even more untimely.
We are all too apt to forget that the
people are the State-that the State is
the people; and that the machinery of
State is simply the agency through
which the popular will should express
itself.
No thing is more difficult than to help
those who will not help themselves, and
while there is every reason to believe
that our great landowners and corpora
tions would heartily cooperate in the
movement likely TO increase the flow of
immigration to Florida, we are, never
theless, Of the opinion that the initial
purpose should come from the people
themselves, speaking through their cho-
sen representatives in the Legislature
that Is to convene, for better or worse,
in Tallahassee on April 4.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24
Town KiIlera.

Many towns in the South, says the
Gainesville Sun, are kept back by the
men known as town killers" who are
never in the front rank with any enter
prise for themselves, but are watching
someone else who desires to locate and
figuring how much they can make in the
deal. Two or three grasping individu-
ais can work great injury to any town.
The man who goes to a town with no
other object in view than to make money
out of it is not likely to be very careful
how he makes it, nor is he likely to be
interested in any Improvements or bet
terments except such as will put money
in his purse. His main reason for being
there is TO benefit himself, and when
that can no longer be done he pulls up
stakes and looks for another open door.
Better a man Of little means who will
devote all his efforts and energies to the
work of building and lettering his own
town than one who cares for nothing
but squeezing all he can out of his fell
low-citizens
But the man who is always ready to
assist any new enterprise is the kind
needed. They take pride in their town,
talk for it and work for it. Florida has
m amy good towns, with room for many
new enterprises, and the fact that thou
sands are coming here is evidence that
there is room for new enterprises all
over the State.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24
A rIl1E 10 TRADE ELsEwHERE.

Prom the Tampa TFibans
Some people are In the habit Of quot.
ing fragmentary passages Of scripture
and applying them to their present pur.
pose or desire, In an argument regard
ing buying goods of the big department
stores a friend says: "There is time
for everything, and so It must be right
for us to buy where / please" Ger.
tainly." replied another, there is q
time for you to buy Of Sears, Roebuck
& Co., and Montgomery, Ward & Co.,
and can tell you when II is: when
you do not owe a single home merchant
a dollar. Don't send money to Chicago
when home merchants have been wait.
ing on you for months. When you feel
sure that your farm would be worth as
much as it is now, or more, il there YVES
not town between here and Chicago
for if everybody bought their goods
there it would do away with all the
small towns this side Of there. When
Sears, Roebuck & Co., and Montgom-
cry, Ward & Co. pay your salary, the
school teacher who draws Rts-~mOney
from the district, the labOrer \Who
works about town. the faApef ! who
marke his produce d the lot1tsaeal-
ers, the teanlster who haul xor the
local merchandising morally BSlind4 to
support the community WITCH supports
them. And lastly, whfGyou haVe no
interests in the community in which
you live, no neighbOrlY or br9therly
feeling for your own immediate neigh
bors, but rather a great desire TO add TO
the immense fortunes already piled up
by these department stores. Then it is
time for you to buy Of the department
store if you want"
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24

Prom the Pensacola Journal
This claim occupied q great deal Of
the attention Of the last Legislature and
will again be brought to the attention
Of the coming session of that body.
The Senate committee, headed by SEN
ator w. A. BlOunt, Of this city, spent
FIVE weeks in the examination of all the
data and Of all persons whom it was
thought would have any knowledge
which might help the committee III
make a just report and q proper recom4
mendatton for the payment Of the
amount due the claimants by the State.
After this extensive examination, a
minority of the committee, headed by
Senator Blount, reported that they con-
sidered the contract which the State
made with WALES and Beard as bind
ing, and that Is per cent Of the total
amount allowed by the United States
government should be paid to the claim
| ants under the contract. This total
amount was 81, 089, 15S, sc, and the sum
due the claimants Us per cent? was
therefore $3.50, 373.79.
Some little confusion may have arisen
| in this connection, owing to the fact
that of the amount paid to the State, a
portion was represented by the cancel
lation and return Of certain State bonds
with accumulated interest, which the
national government held against the
State of Florida. Whether, however,
the amount received by the State was
actual cash or part cash and a liquida-
ton Of State debt, it all represented
the same thing to the people of Flor
ida, and the agents, Wales and Beard,
who secured the settlement, were en-
titled to full pay under their contract.
The truth of the matter is, the State
bonds of 1882, 900 with accumulated in
terest at per cent, which the United
States government held against the
State of Florida had become source Of
so much concern TO the business men of
the State that in 1887 Governor Perry,
in a message to the State Legislature,
urged that body to take a full settle
ment of the Indian war claim by ac-
cepting those State bonds and cash
balance of $92, 64S, 90, without interest,
which the State claimed from the gov
eminent. This proposed settlement,
which the Legislature agreed to accept,
though MADE in the very best Of faith,
was defeated by Col. Wales, and it
forms a striking contrast to the splen-
did settlement which was ultimately
made.
1t is fact not generally known, ex-
cept to those who have had dealings
with the general government, that the
United States seldom pays interest on
claims, and the claimant is fortunate,
indeed, if he gets the PTinciv.l. In this
case, however, the STAGE of Florida gets
full interest OF 7per cent on it's orif -saal
claim dating back from about 1856.
The amount which the State of Flor
ida owes the Wailes-Beard claimants is
debt of honor, and it should be paid.
They collected the claim, they have
never received a cent for their services,
and the State itself paid absolutely
nothing to effect the settlement.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24
Perfect Prayer.


One finds this perfect New Year pc
tition in Michael Monahan's magazine,
the Papyrus (says the Ocaia Banner)
which is not a religious publication in
the orthodox sense. Mr.. Monahan is
the editor of it:
Thou who holdest the years in thy
hand, teach me not TO fear that which
now thou sendest. Help me to under
stand that no harm can come TO me if |
rightly possess my soul. Give me enough
wisdom for the day, and enough hope
for the morrow. Strengthen my hand
and heart for the work / have chosen;
make me never to doubt it or slight it.,
but always TO see it, in steady faith, the
one and only task for me. Drive far
from the coward fears of self. Give me
the will 70 do my work in bravery and
cheer. Teach my love TO remember and
my anger to forget Save me from the
cowardice which turns the other cheek {;
but let me not strike without good cause
Help me to build my house of life
stronger, safer, purer. Take not away
my illusions. Keep me from thinking
Of those who hate me. Suffer me not
TO be anxious about other men g motives
Help me to conquer myself, but let me
not lose power in subsection and cour-
age in humility Make thy New Year a
memorable one for me. Whether it
bring failure or the ripe fruit of my
hope, let me not be discouraged-let me
fan, II fall must, still faithful TO the
faak 20
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24
Kansas City Star.

kanAhA City star.
Senator Blackburn relates a story OF
a lawyer in Kentucky who was gener-
ally very fortunate in winning his suits
in the lower courts Of that State, and
equally unfortunate in losing them by
reversals by the Supreme Court of the
commonwealth One day the Senator
CHANGED 20 find the lawyer In a train
pulling out Of Louisville, and on the at
tOrney's knee was spread a huge law
volume, which he appeared to be de-
vouring with much interest.
well, my friend" said Mr.. Black
burn, don't you get time enough in
your Office 10 read. law, without feten-
ing law books on a jOurney3"
The lawyer shifted contemptuOusly.
This ism law book that I'm reading, i"
said he. Its q volume, sab, relating
TO the decisions Of the Supreme Court
Of the State Of Kentucky"
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24
A RearaaaniaA.

"HOw do you like that house put up
for you last year," asked the rowing
contractor.
why, confOund IT," snapped the
irate farmer, "a cyclone swept II away
while my wife was inside.
"Ahl that IL just as stated"
WHAT"
That your wife would be CARRIED
away with II. Chicago Daily News.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24

We are in town to stay, and don't
you forget i'll Just come around when
you wish neat printing quick.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-03-24

More dangerous to this country than
the influx Of foreigners are the people
who think work with the hands is de-
grading. On the other hand, manual
work is the foundation Of prosperity.