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The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
NAMES BEST DOCTOR
MIR. BAYss0N PUBLISHES RESULTS
OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE.
A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic He Now
ReJoices in Perfect Freedom from
Miseries of mitigation.

A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic He Now
ReJoices in Perfect Freedom from
MIseries of Indigestion.
Thousands of sufferers know that the
reason why they are irritable and de-
pressed and nervous and sleepless is be-
cause their food does not digest, but how
to get rid of the difficulty is the pnzzling
question.
Good digestion calls for strong diges-
tive organs. and strength comes from a
supply of good rich blood. For this
reason Mr.. Baysson took DIR. Williams
Pink Pills for the cure of indigestion.
They have been my best doctor, he
says 81 was suffering from dyspepsia.
The pains i'll my stomach after meals
were almost unbearable. My sleep was
very irregular and my complexion was
sallow. AS the result of using eight
boxes of DR.. Williams Pink Pills, about
the merits of which / learned from
friends in France, l have escaped all
these troubles, and am able again to take
pleasure in eating"
A very simple story, but if it had not
been for DR.. Williams Pink Pills it
might have been tragic one. When dis
comfort begins with eating, fills up the
intervals between meals with pain. and
prevents sleep at night, there certainly
cannot be much pleasure i'll living. A
final general breaking down must be
merely question of time.
Mr.. Joseph Baysson is native Of
Aix-les- Bains, France, but now resides
Mt No. 2439 Larkin street, San Francisco,
Cal. He is one of great number who
eau testify to the remarkable efficacy of
DIR. Williams Pink Pills in the treatment
of obstinate disorders of the stomach.
If you would get rid of nausea, pain or
burning in the stomach, vertigo, ner-
vousuess, insomnia, or any of the other
miseries of a dyspeptic, get rid of the
weakness of the digestive organs by the
use of DIR. Williams Pink Pills. They
are soal by druggists everywhere.
Proper diet is, of course, great aid in
forwarding recovery once begun, and a
little ,ok, "What to Eat and How to
Eat" may be obtained by any one who
makes request for it by writing to the
DIR. Williams Medical Co., Schenectady,
NY. This valuable diet book contains
an important chapter on the simplest
means for the cure Of constipation.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Unique was the wedding which
took place at village near Dover.
England. the bridegroom being gen
tIeman engaged in China, who had
inserted a matrimonial advertisement
in a London journal, resultaing in
a correspondence and exchanges Of
photos with the daughter OF profess
sional gentleman in the Kentish vii
lage. The bridegroom has traversed
the thousands of miles separating
China from Kent to claim his bride.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Sheep nutt. Hls recreation,

AS a flock OF sheep were being
driven along Northgate, Darlington,
one of the flock noticed his reflection
in plate-glass window. Annoyed by
this, the animal lowered his horns
and charged. crashing through the
glass. and coming to rest amidst a
collection Of crockery. He was quite
unhurt, but damage to the amount OF
Els had been done.-London Tele.
graph.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

In Massachusetts. at the town Of
Ware. there is hen with a wooden
leg. While chicken. a stone thrown
at the bird caused the removal OF its
leg The owner thereof had a wooden
substitute fitted, and on this the hen
has stumped about the farmyard. She
uses 1t as means of defense and can
easily stand on it while scratching for
food with the whole leg. At night
when roosting. she allows the wooden
leg to hang down behind the perch.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Forks for Butcher Shop.

An English health officer has issued
the following circular. which is posted
in butchers shops: with a view to
preventing contamination by the han
ding of meat exposed for sale and
of preventing the spread of infectious
diseases thereby. l hereby request you
to provide suitable supply of forks
with which intending purchasers may
make examination of the meat in your
shop"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
The wrona.a oad Fellows.

Some folks In dis here country
Makes trouble long de line;
Fust road dey strikes dey takes 1t
En- dunno what dey gwine.
En- wen dey finds dey los de race
En- miss de honeycomb,
Dey say dis worl' no fr'en ter grace"
En- "heaven is dey home"
But how dey gwine ter git along
Ter step rum star ter star?
De folks dat takes de road OATS wrong
Even heaven don't want 'um dar,
Atlanta Constitution.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Practically nothing is known Of the
founder of one of the most prosperous
newspapers in England, the Sheffield
Telegraph. 1t was :@arted in June.
1855. G. Benson. stranger. appeared
in Sheffield when the Crimean war
was at its height. arranged with To-
cal printer to start a daily paper.
bought it out, looked after 1t for ten
days and then disappeared forever.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Hardly loo Much 10 ASK.

OF the Due d'Aumont this story Is
told: His father was the most
original and the most slovenly man
in France. Once when looking at
himself in mirror he said:
'D'Aumont, God made you a gentle
man; the king made you a duke. YOU
might do something in your turn-at
least, you might go and shave.'"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

A writer in one of the current mag
azires vouches for the authenticity of
this remark by Dr. Johnson. which. he
says. has never before been in print.
The doctor was about to take pinch
of SNUFF: Permit me to immerge the
submits of my digits in your box Of
pulyerized odoriferous sweets, for the
purpose of producing pleasing it'll
latioR of the olfactory nerves.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
From ocean Depths.

The sea around the shores of Greece
is tuil of treasures. Some time ago
the divers brought up statues lost
when a ship which was taking them
to Rome was wrecked over 1000 years
ago. Later the relics of the battle of
Navarino. fought in 1927, were fished
up and a number of old bronze can
non, swords, guns and pistols have
also been recovered from the wrecks
of Turkish and Egyptian ships.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
All Chips of One Block.

Mr.. S. Sparkes, who has just died
at Uffculme, Devon. England, was
manager of local wooden factory for
sixty years. His father and grand
father were with the same firm before
him, and his son has now succeeded
him.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Power Alarms Women,

Woman at last has become alarmed
at her own ascendency; she sees her.
self becoming "a power" with man
meekly useless at her feet, and now
she desires to reclaim her femininity
before it is lost.-London Lady's Pic
torial.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Mo Faith.

A man expresses the opinion that
the reason why SO few women attain
any great distinction, in the higher
walks of life especially. is due in large
measure to the small amount of faith
they constantly exhibit in their own
powers. AS a consequence they lack
initiative and positively dread respon-
sibility
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Walks 1000 Miles for Work.

In giving evidence at Newport, Eng
land. recently, George Barris, an iron
works puddler. belonging to South
Wales. mentioned that he had walked
over 1000 miles in the last winter
looking for work.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Says a Georgia philosopher: You
can't outrln lightning. you can't growl
as loud as thunder, and you can't
make the sun stand still when the
gas is out. so there's no sense at all
in spending two-thirds of your life
worrying about it."-Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Reservoirs Well Populated.

Some of the great reservoirs in the
country districts that supply certain
English cities with their water have
become populous breeding places for
water fowl and are well stocked with
valuable fish.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Building Blocks From Mont Blanc.

A portion of Mont Blanc has been
sold for 100000. and is to be broken
into large squares of granite for build
ing purposes. The rock in question is
a world-famous stone which, broken
off from Mont Blanc in the glacial
period, was deposited in the Rhone
valley at Monthey.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

A statistician has estimated that the
bees must visit 100000 beds of clo-
yer to produce one pound of honey
The man who figures out these things
knows what leisure is
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
A New Profession.

We know of at least one man who
has no literary ability. and yet is able
to make a moderate livelihood out of
the construction of plots, which he
sells to professional writers.-Acad-
envy.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

On the whole, says an English
statesman. am inclined to think
that the encouragement of strength
of character and the spirit of self-re-
lance are the truest remedies for the
problem of the unemployed.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Go Home via America.

1t is noted in San Francisco that
many passengers from Australia and
New Zealand now prefer the Ameri-
can route home" to that of the 18TH
mus.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Damage Done by Volcano.

In 1898 the summit of Carguairazo,
a burning mountain near Quito, 1900
feet high, crumbled together SO that
nothing more than two enormous
rocky hprns of the crater's edge re-
manned. and the country for nearly
two square miles was desolated with
liquid tuta. and argillaceous mud, en-.
closing dead fishes.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

By means of the leprolin serum,
temporary cure has been effected in
sumber of cases under the care of the
mission of lepers in India. and the pa
tients are kept in special observation
wards.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

How different is Madge from the little
hand mirror
Into which she's so often found peeking.
For Madge always speaks without ever
refiecting-
The mirror reflects without speaking.
-Philadelphia Press
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Rat in His Strong Box.

M. Aumont Belgian farmer, has
valuable securities. Rats gnawed their
way through a wooden deed box and
destroyed the documents.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Americans and American capital are
going into Ceylon to assist in the de-
velopment of the tea-growing industry
this year as never before.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Best and Next Best.

The best thing on earth is a good
woman. and the next best thing is
good dinner prepared by a good wo.
man.-Winchester Sentinel.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

The earliest auction sale known was
held at Oxford, England. Feb. 2S, 1886,
for the disposal of lot of books.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality Of Defiance Starch makes II
next to impossible to sell any other
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

IT'S the outspread wings of the eagle
Upon the gold coin cast
That causes 1t from all our pockets
To fly so very fast.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Here's mot we well may treasure,
For with golden truth II burns
We are sure TO get good measure
When our peck of trouble comes.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Ask Your Dealer for AII,r., roo,.e,,.

Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating Feet
and lngrowing Nails. At all Druggists and
Shoe stores, IS cents. Accept no Substitute.
sample mailed FREE Address, Alien S.
Olmsted, Leroy, N Y.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Little May-My sister got a nice
pearl from an oyster Little Ethel
My sister says SIZE got big diamond
from q. lobster.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
AIaerIan Cork the Best.

The best cork comes from Algeria.
There are 100000 acres of cork for
ests in that country.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
Early Mirth Not AdvisabI.

If you sing in bed you will cry neg,
day. If you sing before breakfast you
will cry before night.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Here's story of IA man who died
while eating watermelops." My. my"
exclaimed the old colored brother
How de Lawd does favor some peo-
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

"Dr. David Kennedy's FayorIte Remedy
cured my wife of terrible disease. with pleasure
testify TO marvellous efficacy" Sweet, Albany X
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

In Bangkok you travel from the
steamer,to the hotel on the back Of an
ELEPHANT.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Time is of no value to man who
fails to use it.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Women feel where men think" says
the thlcaso News Another reason why
so many men are bald.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF as
cough cure.-J. w. O'BRIEN. 32s Third Ave.
N, Minneapolis, Mimi. Jan. o. 1900.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

The love of money is the root of all
evil-and most people are digging for
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
TEA

ut takes one out of him
self and makes him forget
himself-t"
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

No man knows how to hold a bah,
properiy-but he is willing not t
learn.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

1t is easy to contract cold. but it's
still easier to expand one
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27
KIDNEY TROUBLES
Increasing Among Women, Bot
Sufferers Need Not Despair
TIE BEST ADVICE IS FREE

OF all the diseases known. with which
the female organism is afflicted. kidney
disease is the most fatal, and statistics
show that this disease is on the increase
among women.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Don't you know that Defiance Starch
besides being absolutely superior to
any other, is put UP 16 ounces in pack
age and sells at same price as 12-
ounce packages OF other kinds?
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

Our best friends are those who re-
mind us of the smart things we have
said.
The Elbert County tribune., 1905-07-27

what a comfort!"
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29

detcrticih. that the bag has been
opcocd. when the bag reaches It's dcs-
tination, by the numbers Oh theilocl,
regIsternot being those they should
be.
The effectiveness of advertising i'm
the papers is shown beyond question
by the fact that letters i'm answer to
lost and wanted ads foot up, in the
Pos;oilice unclaimed, to number of
over 10000 each week. Nothing can
show palmer than this how surely ad-
vertiSing brings to them, who adver-
tise What they want. That they, who
advertise each week, get what they
advertise for, is plain, and, that over
500 people, after the advertisers have
gotten what they wanted, have kept
on writing TO supply the advertisers
needs, is equally plain.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
THE NEW YORK POST OFFICE,

On July lst, 1905, there were in
New York City, 80 Pest Offices, be.
sides the main Post Office, and ever
700 postal stations.
The total receipts for 1904, were
IA, ,69l. 9l6 50, Of which the PEOPLE paid
for stamps Sl3, 274 ashland the news
papers, periodicals, &c. Sl.27l ,Sa5 81
The net receipts, all expenses deduc-
ted, were 50 G66, $3.50 27.
Under p. NJ. Wilcox, there are
300 officials and clerks and 1900 car
riers, about 5000 all told.
The number of letters, daily sorted
and sent; are ,2S0, co, besides 522, ,0CO
circulars and 9253? sacks of periodicals
and other matter There are 20 can.
ceiling machines in use, each able TO
cancel $4,000 letters an hour.
The combined distance walked b,
The carriers is over 5000 miles per dav.
wagon delivery. Is pronounced cheaper
than delivery by pneumatic tube, OF
by automobile. The yearly money
order business is about 100, 200, eco foI
each business day. The m,il BAG
used fer carrying registered mail, has
IL device in connection with the bag [
lock, which automatically changes
the combination Of numbers Of the |
lock register, every time the bag is
opened, thereby insuring immediate
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
THE GAgfNEY NEWS ON COLE l.
BLEASE,

the Greenviile News says, because
we expressed very little confidence in
Cole. l.. Blease, that il S too soon to
commence "mu i-slinging Why.
bless your soul, man, we did not mean
to sling mud. We think Mr.. Blease a
poor excuse for public man. have no
confidence in him whatever, and
simply expressed ourself to that ef.
fect. 1t was only our opinion of a
man who had been spoken of. as a can
didate for governor, OF South Carolina
We brought no charges against him.
We know absolutely nothing about
his private character, and, so far as
we know, he may be as pure as an
angel. He has, however, been keep
ing mighty bad company, and his at
titude on public questions does not
coincide with ours and we took oc
casion to express our sentiments. No.
indeed, Mr.. News we did not mean TO
"fing mud Gafrney Ledger.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
SPORTING LIFE COMES COMES HIGH BUT
THE MILLIONAIRE MUST HAVEIT.

Fads and Fancies, so:called society
paper, OF New York.is at present New
fork's great radiator Of scandal.
The methods, said to be adopted by the
Fads and Fancies, were to gather to-
gether lot of bad smelling scandal
about a millionaire or his family, wait
on the gentlemen, intimate what thev
had set up in type ready for publica-
tio. and request a subscription from
him of fsl5o0 or more, which subscrip-
tion could by making the man
member of the company, give him
sufficient influence in the management
OF the paper, to protect his good name
Eighty three leading New Workers
had subscribed to Fads and Fancies
before the polecat got out of the bag
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29

Tore fathers ami from mon- -admi.xture
OF alien qualitie :; can, that ever 10 bc
wished for COZ .dition bc more empha-
sized, than. in The chivaldric old
state oil South Carolina: Read
what uniomantic cold. analytic
science has To say on the subject.
A Poston ScientisG says that hypno-
tism can develop only natural in-
stiIcts ana that the best hypnotist
In the world cannot make II really
moral person do wrong. From ex-
perimentS he has made, lie believes
! that Is per cent. Of The human race,
If unrestrainCd by family ride anG
other like considerations, w3ulo
steal.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
NEW Y0RK'S AIR Is STEAM; SOUTH
CAR0LINA'S DRY OZONE.

Last week, when New York City and
the entire North sweltcrod il Tn
al tmosphere If Suparheatcd steam,
when hor eS and mon succumled by
The hundreds TO cid Spl and General
Humidity. South Carolina, though
warm, wasn't really what should be
known, as hot. The air instead of
being saturated, like IL sponge full OF
hot water, was rs dry as a bone.
Through the influence OF dry air the
very heat, here i'm South Carolina, in
stead of sutlocating and Sitting as il
does in New York, keeps the body
from becoming overheated. The
principle by which ice is made is
rapid evaporation. The perSpiration,
here, as soon as formed upon the skin,
is immediately evaporatcd by the dry
mir and the skin is kept cool, so, as
another Of South Cardinals blessings
we are place so favored that
heat instead Of mrk'n, life
unbearable, guarantees, upon the
principles governing the form
alton ofartilicial ice, such cooling com
forts that really make life worth the
living: verify, as soon us the real truth
ge $ noiS,d aDr0ld, South Caroiira a
will then be, rs greatly sought after,
ts summer, us she row is as Il win
{ II resort.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
MARIE HE'LL AND PRAULEIE
HEAVEN.

In the first cabin OF the North Ger
man Lloyd steamer. KUenig Albert
which arrived on "Wednesday niuh,
ifom the Mediterranean, was Fraulcir
Heaven. She had Marie He'll as =
fcllow-voSage from Genoa 10 Gi.
hraltar.-From the baltimore sun
If the names of the above mention
ed two ddmscls, recently arrived in
New York, from the sunny shores of
he merry Mediterranean, are taken
us designating, not individuals. hut
as typifying the classes of sonthcrn
L urore's people, now hooking ia
America, the names are rich in val.
ne, as measures Of worth. To the
horny-handcd, honest. sturdy cmmj.
grant from the Oid World. This coins.
sus of the New World, the Unitc6
tates owes its exalted position
amongst he nations.
Times are greatly changed since the
IONS Of Western Europe came 10 lis
lnd were in every way welcome. A.,
we have tcttered by those, who have
come to us from Western Europe and
will be helped and enriched BIZ IN us.
ands from Eastern and southern Fen.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
CHOLERA INFANTUM.

Child Not Expected to Live from One
Hour to another, but Cured by
ChamberIain's coIic, Cholera and
DiarrI,oea Remedy.
Ruth, the little daughter of f.. n.
Dewey Of Agnewvillc, Va , was serious
Iy i'll of cholera infantum last summer.
1--WE gave her up and did not expect
her TO live from one hour to another"
he SAYS. 81 happened to think of
Clambcrlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoca Remedy and got bot
tie OF it from store. In five
hours saw Il change for the better.
We kept on giving it and before
She had takcn the half Of one small
bottle She WAS we'll This remedy Is
Ior Salcb 10y TimmonS Pros and CroSson
Drug co.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
SILK CULTURE.

Silk culture is a fascinating study
and bids fair to become, here in South
C1re'in', where environment seems
to nc all that is required, very pro.
htable Industry. The department of
agriculture of South Carolina is pre-
pared to deliver young mulberry trees
Ia those wishing TO raise silk-woimS
In the silk industry, the worms an /
the cocoons can be sod as worms OF
cocoons, or the silk can be sold aS tile
final product.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
BENT HER DOUBLE .

II kn'w no ono, for four weeks,
when was sick with typhoid and k i'd
ney trouble" writes Mrs. Annie Hun
ter, of Pittsburg, Pa, land when
got better, although had one of the
best doctors ! could get, was bent
double, and had to rest my hands on
my knees when ! walked. From this
terrible ailiiction | was rescued by
Electric Bitters. which restored my
health and strength, and now can
walk as straight as ever. They are
simply wonderful" Guaranteed to
cure stomach, liver aod kidney disord-
ers: at o. j. Harris, +. b. Gunter,
Timmons Bros, Crosson Drug Co, of
LecSvsville; price soc.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
YELLOW JACK IN NEW ORLEANS

1t is well for the Health authori-
ties Of South Carolina 10 take cogniz-
ance Of the fact, that yellow fever
h's developed i'm New Orleans. and,
that several cit les have already quar-
am in"d against that city. yellow
Jack is not pleasant, rs n fellow cili-
z"n, 81, i. is tn he hoped. our Health
sharrs VIII ne vigilant.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
GOOD FOR STOMACH TROUBLE
AND CONSTIPATION

Chamborlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets have done me great deal of
good, y says c. Towns, OF Rat Port age
Ontario, Canada. Being mild ply.
sic the after effects are not unpleasant
and can recommend them to all who
suffer from stomach disorder" For
sale by Tim mons Bros. and CroSson
Drug Co.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
HtlY IT NOW

Now is the time TO buy Chamber
Ialn'% CoIic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. II is certain to be needed
sooner or later and when that time
come you will need it badly-you viii
need it quickly. Buy it now. 1t may
save life. For sale by Timmons Bios.
and CrosSm Drug Co
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-29
SEVENTY FIVE PER CENT OF THE
HUMAN RACE SAVED BY
FAMILY PRIDE.

Blessed indeed should be that
people. whc:esocver they may be- you
have, u i whole, the greatest inhe-
rent right TO family pride. Where,
owing to the transmission of uncon-
taminated blood from illustrious