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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-11-08

Pat had BEEN operated upon for
appendicitis and had not recovered
from the eff5ots of the anesthetic.
His physician, an old friend, oon-
oluded to play practical jske on
him. Toe doctor placed monkey
SO that it would be the first thing
Pat would see when he opened his
eyes AT last Pat "come to" and
saw the monkey, "What the divil's
thatT' he asked. 'Its your appen-
dix was the rerly. "Begorra'
said Pat to the monkey. II don't
know whittier you are mon or a
baste, but your mothers a mighty
sick mop."
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-11-08

Ben Phillips, Jr.. of Ravens
wood, accidentally killed Rex
Casio, his friend, while hunting
rabbits last Wednesday.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-11-08
Named New Town

B. M. MoGufiu, an extensive
GOAL operator of Fayette county
passed through the city Wednes
day on his way from Piketon, q
town he has just named, about ten
miles east of Williamson, where
his company, the Pike Colliery Co.
is doing an extensive business.
The company is now working in
Kentucky, in Pike county. and
bringing their c,tl at a point
about ten miles fre m Williamson.
This was the point at which Mr..
MoGuffiu has just named the new
town of Piketon.
Tue company has just finished
laying out the town tnd dividing
it in town lots and expects in the
near future to have depot Office
established there = Huntington
Advertiser.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-11-08
Bstty's Morning Chat.
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ed Is the one Who finds Warm
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'nen uenanoeo .ne eAasperateu
parent. peoause 'hough' you
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lna' Is preo,sely our at'i'uue
toward the worlo' loose VINO wall
IN vain Tor the words they long to
near often hide their dlsappolnt-
ment' out serious results OCCASION
any happen. a young Wite took
ad tho .#sotion ~ Tho bnshond
vho hoe nIanta oe uords now th.,
oba ho. aona mt uhoea oa,aI-,ss
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taxable fashion Fsad;no olothino
and hous;no hnmanitv .rS not
marks of effsotion-,be, mo, ba
nromntad bv sansa of d,+,
Words are ohsan enonob to no ,;v
an I;ho,.Ilv in tho -;oht d;,oot;on
The voman of oraoions snaaob ia
a,tooatbor de,5ebtfnI .nd tho mon
Of bone,od ton.,e 10 ;r,osist;hIo
T do not care how mnoh a narson
does for me-it doc, not nleasa mo
mnoh when dona in obnrlisb faab
ion The smaIlest hind of an nat
tent;on 10 suaot uhan osovod nth
orooa ,and fan no,..Is oo,s;da.
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tho tolan+ 80 n,ott, .,aooh W,
nav not holia1o - hnt T ha1e
known II 70 On fsr.bar in hn,ino
service than > tin af aana,onan 40
nortions
Inc most aggreVated grievance
Can be wiped out DV an apology
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-11-08

Thomas A. Edison says the
idea that man, in health, can
work too long or too hard is bosh,
and says he has worked for FIVE
days and nights without sleep.
He lived for months on twelve
ounces of food per day. And yet
he is as energetic and active and
weighs as much as he ever did,
He also says the majority of peo-
pie sleep entirely too much rob-
bing themselves of both mental
and physical elertness. Great il
Edison, the wizard.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1905-11-08

Six hundred thousand on hand of
all kinds. Dimension shingles, fancy
and plain in stock
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
BULWER'S ODDITIES.
She Fight the Author Made Against
signs of old Age.

She Fight the Author Made Against
signs of Old Age.
Bulwer's appearance was decidedly
what is generally understood 10y ''arls-
tocrutic" or what the French call dis
tingue" Tall, slim, with finely cut
features prominent among which was
II long nqullne nose, with an abundant
crop of curly brown hair and n full
beard, the first impression he pro
duccd, aided by careful toilet, was
one of easc and elegance. At II din
ner table, where he liked To speak,
and, If possible, to speak alone, he was
certainly useful rs well as ornamental
with his large blue ribbon and stur of
the order of the Bath There was II
certain naivetc. strange as that word
may sound when applied 10 SO confirm
ed II man OF the world, In his vain and
very apparent struggle against the lr-
resistibc enc.ouehmcnt of age. He
did not give In with that philosophical
resignation which might have been eX-
pected of one SO clever and in some re-
spects So wise He fought against Ii
tooth and nail Lord Lyttons hair
seemed dyed. and his face looked as
IL art had been called i'll To rcjuyenate
1t. \ quack in Paris had pretended
to cure his growing deafness, n con
slant source of legitimate grief to
him. lie was radiant one autumn on
his return To town because he thought
he was cured, but not for long The
copious use of snuff was no doubt
pnrt of the attempted cure. of which
the most palpabe results were large
dark red or blue pocket handkerchiefs.
quite out of harmony with his other
wise elegant toilet. His expressions OF
regret ut his impaired digestive organs
had something ludicrous about it, lie
would point with sigh to rosy
checked American apple and say, To
think that there are people who can eat
that
One of his physical inirmltes his
deafness proved bar TO his anbi.
ton He WAS sorely disappointed
when Lord Bcaconstield, instead of In
Guiding him In his last cabinet. kick
ed him upstairs into the house of
lords. principally because he could not
follow the debate. Rudolph Lehman's
"Recolectious.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
JUNE 7. 1905.
TOUR TO THE CANADIAN ROCKIES,
LEWIS AND CLARK EXPOSITION
AND YELLOW STONE PARK.
Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Account Con-
ventiOn American Medical Association.
Round seIb Trip.

On account of the convention of the
American Medical Association, to be
held in Portland, Ore, July IL to ia
the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
will run personally conducted tour,
visiting the beautiful resorts in the
Canadian Rockies, Seattle, Tacoma,
and Portland, allowing four days in
the latter city for attending the ses-
sions of the convention and for visit
ing the Lewis and Clark Exposition,
and five and one-half days in the
Yellowstone National Park, n full and
complete tour of that wonderland.
Tickets covering every necessary ex-
pense en- route, except hotel accommo-
dations in Portland, will be sold at
the very low rate of $2l5 from all sta
tons on tho Pennsylvania Railroad,
except Pittsburgh, from which the
rate will be $2l0 A special train of
high grade Pullman equipment Will
leave New York, Philadelphia, Har-
risburg, and Pittsburg, Monday. July
Sd. The route will be by the way
of Chicago and st. Paul to Banii, Hot
Springs, Laggan, and Glacier, in the
Canadian Rockies, thence to the Pa
cifc Coast Returning the route will
lie through the States of Washington,
Oregon, Idaho, and Montana, to the
Yellowstone Park, and thence via
Billings and Omaha to Chicago reach
ing New York on July 90. For fur
ther information consult Penns ylvan a
Railroad ticket agents. a descriptive
itinerary will be sent on application
to Geo. W. Boyd, General Passenger
Agent, Broad Street Station, Phila,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
The TOi1ers i'm Our
Factories.

No workmen in the world can do 50 much
or use the same intelligence that our own
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
MEN AND WOMEN.
nrly Every Human Quality IL I'M
In th.

EcnrIy Every Human Quality IL I'm
Hike In the Sexes.
"a man is man down to his
thumbs, and Il woman IS woman
down to her little toes" writes Or
IIavelock Ellis in his book Men and
Women" There IS hardly a measur-
able quality Of any sort which Is not
unlike in the two sexes. Women even
button their garments on the other
side from that chosen by men and
choose Sunday instead of Monday as
their favorite day for making way
with themselves. 50 far as laboratory
tests go DR. Ellis sHys that women are
unquestionably superior in general
tactic sensibllitE and probably SUI
pcrior in the discrimination of tastes.
with no advantage either way In the
case of the other senses. Women have
better mcmoriei read more rapidly,
bear pain better. recover better from
wounds and serious illness, are less
changed Ivy old age and live longer
Furthermore according to the same
authority. women have relatively
larger bruins, especially iii the frontal
region II hli long bcla said that
women are the more Ike children, but
DR. ellis says That men are the more
like apes. Women. in short, are more
civilized than men, and civilization IT
self Is but the process of making the
world ladylike In fact. the only thing
left In which man is superior is mus
Gle Men are two three and even four
times stronger than women. and the
occasional exceptional woman hardly
reaches the level of the average man.
Even between the ages of eleven and
fifteen, when girls are taller and
heavier, boys still retain their single
advantage In strength. Men, too, if
slower of mind and quicker of body
have greater lung capacity and more
blood corpuscles and eNhale nearly
twice rs much carbon dioXide But
men are less able to endure contine-
ment and bad air. This physical su-
perlority man shares with the males
Of all the higher animals
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
CARE OF BOOKS.

Marginal notes are usually supertiu
GUS and undesirable,
Corners should not be turned down
or leaves folded IN halves,
Exposing books to heat or strong
sunlight warps the binding.
Never bend back the covers of II
book. but keep them both level
DO not turn book ON Its face or
place any weight on an open book.
Never open large book from the
ends or cover, but from the center
Bookcases should not be placed
against outside walls on account Of the
probable dampness.
\ blunt knife of ivory, wood or metal
should be used for cutting new books,
not sharp Instrument,
II any liquid be split ON Il book. wipe
II off at once gently with soft cloth
or absorb it with blotting paper DO
not dry II 10y Il fire
Dragging book out from the shelf
by the binding at the top is hurtful II
books are Nedged In too tightly Ia II
case they become shabby
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07

The difference between nominal, in
dicated and effective horsepower often
puzzles people. Nominal horsepower Is
an assumed quantity, used for the con
venienee of makers and buyers in de
scriblng the dimensions Of the engines
Indicated horsepower Is the amount
shown by computations Of the indica'
tor diagram. Effective or actual horse
power Is the work an engine can do OF
the difference between the indicated
horsepower and the horsepower requir
ed to drive the engine when unloaded.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
American Manners

The average American man is so
much more polite. agreeable and con
sidera,e To the average woman that all
other men seem rough and indifferent
by comparison. In this department II
In no other the American man has no
rival. He /; the best hammered crea-
ture in the world TO the casual human
being especially female human being
he brushes elbows with in the course
OF the days march. He doesn't use
half as many Thank yous" rs the
French or bow and smile so much. but
he Will give himself trouble TO open
doors. to hail carriages, to get up and
offer his seat in omnlbuses, TO help be-
parceled women on to trains and hold
the baby while the mother helps OFF the
rest OF her offspring.-N York World.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07

"Say." growled the first hobo, why
didn't yer go ter dat big house an git
II hand OUT
"Why. started ter, replied the 9th
or. but minister lookln' guy gimme
tip not ter lie SEE: Turn from yer
present path Ye're goln ter de dogs "
Philadelphia Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07

Mabel-Yes, I'm sorry for poor. dear
Helen; that horrid George said she
must either give him up or her lovely
pug Maryland she had to give up the
dog? Mabel No; she gave up George.
and the pug died next day,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07

of Buffalo. n Y, discovered remedy
that is blood maker and tissue builder,
at the same time alleviates a cough He
called It DR.. Pieree's Golden Medical Dis
covety--au Alternative extract that assists
III the digestion and assimilation of the
food-so that the blood gets its elements
from the products Of digestion, the liver at
the same time is started into activity and
there is perfect elimination of waste mat
ter. The germs of grip malaria. eatarrh
OF consumption find a fertile field If the
body is not kept in perfect order and
the blood pure,
Because the stomach is diseased there
is d'minutiou of the red corpuscles of
the blood This is why one is sleepless,
languid, nervous and irritable. Sensitive
stomsehs groan aloud at the irritating cod
liver oils, but they will get all the food
elements the tissues require by using the
Golden Medical Discovery"
The Discovery" is absolutely non
alcoholic and non narcotic medicine.
There is nothing else "just as good.
Dr.. pierce's Pleasant Pellets, the best
laxative for old and young people. They
cure constipation and biliousness.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
No,,cy Sayed

Fred (excltcdly on the race eourseD-
Lend mo a for three minutes. His
knowing Friend Wait two minutes
and you4l not want it,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
|RIBSAM'S|

implements are guaranteed to give satisfaction and only the
best are offered at very low prices
Riding and walking cultivators also weeders and eA-
tras of various kinds always carried in STOCK
HEADQUARTERS for harvesting tools mowers rakes ted
ders hay carriers track pulley blocks hay forks rope bind
er Irvine etc
Dairy goods of all kinds milk cans buckets coole'S
straners, etc.
Now plant second planting seed corn peas beans beets
beet carrot cucumbers lettuce radh melons, cattle beet
Essex rape, peas, etc.
aDeatb to Buos and Insects" Paris Green, sprnklers,
Guns. Bellows etc
Everything for the garden and farm
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
Aid. to Success.

There are six thing that bring sue
cess The first is the viii to work. The
other fife are work Chicago Record
Herald
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07

80 = AHNA
bic Of That is why
America is now beating
the world in manufac.
lures all due to the
brain and muscle of our
y AMI ee men an d
women.
Unfortunately where
there is smoke, dirt and
dust aud little sunlight
there also can be found
the germs of disease
Natures great disinfec-
tant is sunlight, 1t is
in the factory, the work
shop. the office, that
men and women suffer
from diseases which are
in the dust and the bad
air Such disease
germs enter into the
blood in two ways,
either through the
lungs OF stomach.
Amer years of expert
ence in an active prac-
tice DIR L Y pirrcc
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-06-07
DR.. KENNEDYS
EAv0RITE
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.

Dr. David Kennedy's FAV0RIrE REM
EDY is not disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable ingre-
dents and does not heat or infame the
blood but cools and purities it. In all eases
of Kidney troubles, Liver complaints, Con-
stipation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which afliict women, the ac-
ton of DIR. Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
in letters to DIR. Kennedy; and with n
warmth and fullness of words which mere
business certificates never possess. 1t
makes no drunkards-excuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. In its coming there is
hope. and in its wings there is healing.
We challenge a trial and are confident of
the result. Your druggist has it. ONE
DOLLAR a Bottle. Bear in mind the
name and address DIR, Dagid KENNEDY,
Rondout, New York.
The Oakley eagle. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1901-1908, 1905-11-16

But every once in a while there
IS a man who realizes that the
science of equality, an express
sion of Justice among men, who
has brains and courage, and he is
very much wanted. And now
what kind of young men does
century want for the work that
it has to do? If you will 90
through your streets-and this is
no doubt a very temperate town
you will see hanging out at
the saloons the kind of young
men that the century does not
want-the kind Of young man
that will by and by be thrown in
to the gutter. | am noe going
to preach a temperance lecture,
but | think that halfthe strength
OF twentieth century is going
to be destroyed by the vices that
come from liquor. / think that
the great crime and sin of this
world of ours is the waste of
young life through the influence
of the saloon.
"The century is going to want
trained young men. Wisdom is
knowing what to do next and
virtue is to know how to do. If
a man is going to b hero in
great things he has to practise
to be a hero in little things.
MEN MUST BE LOYAL.
"The world isgoing to demand
The Oakley eagle. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1901-1908, 1905-11-16
A Central School.

People of Oakley are gradually
awakening to the fact that they
must have a central school. The
parents meeting in No, 6 last
Friday helped to open their eyes.
Quite a number have expressed
themselves this week as being
ashamed of the conditions that
maintain in the "school home"
of their children. For the bene-
fit of those, who wish to agitate
this question-we will freely ten
der the use of these columns.
Write out your ideas and let the
people know how you feel on
this proposition, Itneeds agita-
tion. 1t needs talking about, so
that when the time comes to do
nate and build. tax and build,
or bond and build we shall know
where we are at and shall be en-
tirely ready for the proposition.
We take pleasure in quoting
this week from man that means
business-Mr. Thos. J. Dayley:-
1 donated One Hundred Dollars
The Oakley eagle. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1901-1908, 1905-11-16
Famous Boys. i.

A woman fell off the dock in
Italy. She was fat and fright
ened. No one of the crowd OF
men dared to jump in after her;
but boy struck the water al
most as soon as she, and man
aged to keep her up until stronger
arms got hold other. Everybody
said the boy was very daring
very kind, very quick, but also
veny reckless, for he might have
been drowned. The boy was
Garibaldi, and if you read his lie
you will find these were just his
traits all through-that he was
The Oakley eagle. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1901-1908, 1905-11-16
David Starr Jordan.

Head and shoulders above all
The Oakley eagle. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1901-1908, 1905-11-16

the educators of the west-and
the peerif not the superior ofany
in United States stands David
Starr Jordan, President of Leland
Stanford Jr. University, Cali
fornia. This famous educator
delivered a lecture. 1.-The call
of the Twentieth Century" last
week in Salt Lake City, which
we would recommend to our
boys and girls as worthy their
careful consideration, A com
plete synopsis can be found in
Deseret News of IL inst. We
quote two short extracts:
PROFESSIONS NOT CROWDED.
"We say in America that all
the professions are crowded but
you will notice that the crowd
is always around the bottom OF
the ladder. There are plenty OF
lawyers starve to death. But they
ought to starve to death; they
ought to go to the penitentiary
and be fed at public expen Sc.
The Oakley eagle. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1901-1908, 1905-11-16

SO alert that nobody could tell
when he would make an attack
with his redshirted soldiers; so
indlscreet sometimes as to make
his fellow-patriots wish he was
in Guinea, but also so brave and
magnanimous that all the world
except tyrants, loved to hear
and talk about him.
A boy used to crush the flowers
to get their color, and painted
the white side of his fathers cot
tage IN Tyrol with all sorts of
pictures, which the mountaineer
gazed at as wonderful. He was
the great artist Titan,
An old painter watched a little
fellow who amused himself make
ing drawings of his pot and
brushes, easel and stool, and said
THAT boy will beat me some
day" So he did, for he was
Michael Angelo.
A German boy was reading a
blood-and- thunder novel. Right
in the midst of it he said to him
self: Now, this will never do,
l get too much excited over 1t;
/ can't study so well after it.
So here goesl" and he flung the
book out into the river. He was
Fichte, the great German philos-
opher-''Dumb Animals"
The Oakley eagle. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1901-1908, 1905-11-16

all that a woman wants is love
News item.
All she desires is love, you say?
That shows how much you know;
She wants 10 see the matinee
And to the circus 60,
She wants handsome diamond ring
She wants rope OF pearls;
She wants poodle on string,
She wants some extra curs:
She wants bonnet twice a year,
She wants an Easter hat;
She wants to read her title clear
Unto a stylish fiat:
She wants four-seated moter car,
She wants real Worth gown;
She wants trip to Europe, or
AT least to Newport town;
She WI cask Of rare cologne,
She wants diamond pin;
She wants a carriage of her own
To go out calling in;
She wants the earth, the Milky Way
And half the stars above,
And yet you have the nerve to say
That all she wants is love.