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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
THE MONTHLY TRIAL
HEADACHE, DIZZINESS, BEARING
DOWN PAINS.
A Woman Tells How She Has Become Wen
and Strong after Years of Misery
Due to Irregular Functions.


Due to Irregular Functions.
The fact that one woman is bright
eyed, rosy-cheeked, strong and cheerful,
while another is pale, weak and de.
pressed, is due more often than other.
wise to Tthe regularity in the one case
and the i~rregularity in the other of the
functions that are peculiar to the sex.
When these are disturbed everything
goes wrong; pain and discomfort are
fell. all over the body; the sensations are
often terrifying.
"For four years" said Mrs. Davis re-
Gently, 81 suffered Undesirable misery
from sick headache every month, ac-
companied by fainting spells, shortness
of breath and severe pain in my left side.
There were also bearing-down pains, at
times SO acute that Icould not stand mp
and my head was full of ringing sounds.
1t seemed as if everything was going to
hit me in the eyes. was compelled to
lie down with closed eyes for hours to
get a little relief. When I attempted to
arise everything would whirI around and
it would grow SO dark that I could
scarcely see any object"
Couldn't your doctor help your"
Give doctors in all treated me, but I
got no lasting benefit. Besides I used a
lot of advertised remedies. The only
medicine, however, that lad the de-
sired effect was DR.. Williams Pink Pills
and they are truly a godsend to women.
1 did not have much faith in them when
I began to take them. I found myself,
however, so much better after using two
boxes that I began to believe in them.
They checked right away the decline
into which I was going. My troubles
kept lessening and finally disappeared
altogether"
Chow long did it take for a cure?"
CATER I had used several boxes my
health was all right. I had taken on
flesh and was strong and hearty. feel
today in spirits more like a girl of six
teen than a woman Of my years"
Mrs. @. H. Davis address is Carmel,
Maine, r. F. D., No. 9. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills are confidently offered to
women for the cure of anamia. chloro.
sis, painful and irregular periods, and
all forms of weakness. They are sold
by every druggist.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
a PRAYER to Love-,

Pray you, my master, let me keep my
dream,
OF all sweet things have I not been be-
reft,
Of very youth, of very happiness?
Why should you covet this one fairing
left?
Nay, grant me this. What slave could
ask for less?
Pray you. my master, let me keep my
dream.
Pray you, my master, leave to me this
thing:
I, who was rich one day, to-day am
poor
Beyond mems envying, a but for
this,
This dream for whose glad sake I still
endure;
All else you flched in that one Judas
kiss.
Pray you, my master. leave to me this
thing.
Pray you, my master, let me keep my
dream,
o, Love, I gave it to you so much, so
much
Desire of joy, yea, and desire of
tears
Leave me this one dear solace in my
touch,
This little lamp to light the desolate
years.
Pray you, my master, let m keep my
dream.
-~Theodosia Garrison, in Harper's Bazar.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
IN c~oEoNEL'S TOWN
Things Happen.

From the home of the famous "Keyh-
mel Keeyartah of Cartersville," away
down South, comes an enthusiastic let
ter about Postum:
Il was in very delicate health, suf-
fering from Indigestion and a nervous
trouble so severe that I could hardly
sleep. The doctor ordered me to dis
continue the use of the old kind of
coffee, which was like poison to me,
producing such extreme disturbance
that l could not control myself. But
such vas my love for it that I could
not get my own consent to give it up
for some time, and continued to suffer,
till my father one day brought home a
package of Postum Food Coffee.
Il had the new food drink carefully
prepared according to directions, and
gave it a fair trial. 1t proved to have
a rich flavor and made a healthy,
wholesome and delightful drink. To
my taste the addition Of cream great
ly improves it.
my health began to improve as
soon as the drug effect of the old cof-
fee was removed and the Postum Cot
fee had time to make its influence felt.
My nervous troubles were speedily re-
lieved and the sleep which the old cot
fee drove from my pillow always came
to soothe and strengthen me after I
had drunk Postum-in a very short
time / began to sleep better than l
had for years before. have now used
Postum Conee for several years and
like it better and find it more benef-
cial than when I first began. 1t is an
unspeakable joy to be. relieved of the
old distress and Sickness" Name
given by Postum Company, Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's a reason.
Read the little book, 1.-The Road to
MELVILLE" in each pkg.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
IRONlCAL IFS.

If some men were to conceal what
they know they would be more popu-
lar.
If you think life isn't worth living
you should take something for your
liver.
If you are ambitious to become a
prominent citizen locate in a country
town.
If a female alligator could talk she
would probably insist that she had a
small mouth.
If a man is smart he can always
manage to catch on, and if he is wise
he will also know when it is time to
let 90.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
Decrease on Selling Fish.

Fish, because of its tendency rapid.
ly to decompose, holds a peculiar posi-
ton among foods. In England 1t is
the subject of a special act of parlia.
ment. So long ago as 1893 men knew
the evil consequences resulting from
eating mackerel of uncertain post.
norton age. So they passed an act
providing that except during the hours
Of divine service this fish could not be
sold on Sunday. That act has never
been repealed.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
MUNICH THE CITY OF BEER.
Consumption of Beverage in That
Town 700 1000 Barrels a Year.

Consumption of Beverage in That
Town 100000 Barrels a Year.
Munich is the great beer city Of the
world" said Fritz Sommersen, Mem.
phis, who has recently returned from
a continental trip. There are nearly
5000 breweries in Bavaria, big and
little, or about one to every 1000 in.
habitants. The largest are in Munich,
n of which produces annually 7,000,.
900 gallons of beer, and there are two
others not far behind.
"The city of Munich drinks every
year 700, 900 barrels of beer, or nearly
two barrels to every man, woman and
child in the place, and pays more than
$4,000, 900 for it. Taking the whole
country, the consumption of beer is
260 quarts a head of population. Mu,
Mich alone has nearly 300 breweries,
there having been a steady increase
in the number for the last 200 years.
In 1000 there were sixty breweries in
the capital, but the first records con-.
corning the brewing of beer date back
to 1850. For several centuries after
that time mead, a c%oncoction of water
and fermented honey, was the com.
mon drink of the people.
Gin 1915 the hofbrau, or royal brew.
cry, was established, which is still
a fourishing institution and puts a
great deal of money yearly into the
kings Golfers. When Gen. Grant was
in Munich the hofbrau was the only
one of the city's sights that he chose
to see, and he was so well pleased
with the beer that he gave the wait
ress a 50-cent ip."-Milwaukee Free
Press.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
What He Was Doind.

Joseph Jefferson stocked the lake on
his Louisiana farm with bass and
other game fish. Not long ago he
came upon astranger fishing in his
lake.
See here!" said the great come
dian, what do you mean by catching
my fish,"
"Begorra," replied the fisherman
slowly removing his pipe from his
mouth, I'm not fishing! I'm teaching
these worms how to swimi"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
A M can FIinu,

WELL" said a young doctor, fresh
from the hospital, 81 suppose the next
thing will be to hunt a good location,
and then wait for something to do,
like Patience on a monument"
"It won't be long," said a friend,
'after you do begin before monuments
will be on the patients"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
Railway Mail Clerks Hotel.

The clerks of the railway mail ser
vice who work in the travelling post
Offices that run in and out of New
York have a lodging house at 26 Vesey
street, which they maintain at a cost
of $12 a year for each of the 700
clerks who put up there at the New
York end Of their runs. This is a tri-
he over 8 cents a night for each clerk.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
Be TopicaI,

There has been an article received
at this office, in the first part. the
writer gave a mournful decoration Of
his dead mother and then ending with
a hot discussion in politics, by mud
singing and vituperation that he is
throwing upon his colleagues. I would
advise the party when he has two SUBJ
jects to write one, give them under
two Neutrality-suspicious. Thousandsticks
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
IMPERIAL HERNIA CURE.

DR.. o. S. Wood cures Rupture by
a new process, in a few weeks, with
out loss of time or inconvenience.
Rectal diseases cured without the
knife. Send for circular. o. S. Wood,
M. D., 521 N. Y. Life Bldg, Omaha.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
Insist on Gettinu Il.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch because they have a
stock in hand of II OF. brands, which
they know cannot be sold to a GUS
toner who has once used the 16 OF.
pkg. Defiance Starch for same money.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

Mother Nature is the only woman
who never changes styles. Her ap
pie blossoms are of the same OLE
shade and pattern.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
More Flexible and Lasting.

won't shake put or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand, and one-third more for same
money.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

Few husbands care whether or not
they are tied to apron strings-unless
the apron strings show.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

Too many women look upon a mar
rage certificate as a license to oper
ate a hold-up game.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

No chromos or cheap premiums, but
a better quality and one-third more
Of Defiance Starch for the same price
of other starcheS.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

ETC permanently cured. No fits or nervousness after
7 y first days use of DR.. Kline's Great Nerve Restor.
or. Send for FREE Sc. 90 trial bottle and treatise.
DR. r. II. KLINE, Ltd, 9S1 Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This is why Defiance Starch
is taking the place of all others.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07
LASTING RELIEF.

MY nightly rest was broken, owing
to irregular action Of the kidneys. I
was suffering intensely from severe
pains in the small Of my back and
through the kidneys and annoyed by
painful passages Of abnormal secre-
tons. No amount Of d%octoring reliev-
ed this condition. l took Doan's Kid
ney Pills and experienced quick and
lasting relief. Doan's Kidney Pills
will prove a blessing to all sufferers
from kidney disorders who will give
them a fair trial."
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
proprietors. For sale by all druggists,
price SO cents per box.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

The Fool and the Lazy Man.
The fool doesn't know a good thing
when he sees it, the lazy man doesn't
seize a good thing when he knows it.
Philadelphia Record.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

If the pockets are deep enough a
boys first pair of trousers always fit
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

If you have a horseshoe nailed over
your door and it doesn't fall on your
head you are very lucky.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

Man is an open book-only some
women never learn their letters.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

A woman may not be able to sharp
en- a lead pencil, but just watch her
sharpen a mans wits.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

One way to be clever is not to think
you are too alfred clever.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children %teething, softens the gums, reduces In
nsmmstion, sllays pain, cures wind collie. 25c a bottle.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1905-07-07

Intellectually is a hopeless spin
ster.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-10-31

Henderson, the present incumbent,
he sought an appointment as re-
porter for this court, but for some
reason he failed TO get the place.
The next we hear Of this peripatetic
oflice-hunter, he is out Of the race
for Judge of the Court of Criminal
Appeals, in order to become the
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-10-31

campaign manager Of one of the
aspirants for governor. Still sub
sequent TO this, he entered the race
for district judge against Judge
Pope of the Beaumont district.
More recently, he again announces
for Judge OF the Court of Criminal
Appeals, and this, although he had
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-10-31

quire, why he made a breach of
faith with Col. Seay? Did he be-
lieve after inducing the colonel 10
become a candidate, that the
chances for his own nomination
became more favorable; or is he
running in the interest and at the
behest Of a certain candidate who
is aspiring to the governors Officer
-Winnsboro Free Press.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-10-31

promised his friend, Bob Seay
that he would not run against him.
Now, all this happened within
a year, and if il don't demonstrate
that Mr.. John is persistent, ka.
leidoscopic candidate for any office
that comes along, then we fail to
understand the meaning of his
conduct.
We would like further to in.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-10-31
KALEIDOSCOPE CANDIDATE.

Robert John has again announced
his candidacy for Judge of the
Court of Criminal Appeals. His
first announcement was more than
a wear ago, at the Houston conven-
ton. subsequently, and while he
was still a candidate against Judge
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-10-31
II. &Lc. RATES.

Waco account carnival. Sell Oct.
30 to Nov. 3 inclusive, limi: Nov. 5.
Rate sS.45.
Dallas account Dallas fair. Sell
Oct. q to aud including trains ar
irving Dallas morning of Nov. i2.
Limit for return Nov. Is. Rate s5.s5,
children half rate.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

Archibald T. Robertson. a professor in the
Louisville Theological Seminary, has rearranged
the books Of the New Testament so to follow
the actual order in which they were originally
written, each one prefaced with historical notes
and outlines and is bringing out the resulting
volume through the Fleming H. Revel Com
pany, under the title OF THE Students Chrome
logical New Testament" The object is stated
TO be to create an entirely new conception
OF those early days of the Christian era and
to take the New Testament out of the sphere
Of magic books and make 1t real. human coll
lection Of literature" This is very considerate
Of Professor Archibald T. Robertson.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

written by Major Martin Hume. we'll known for
his work in Spanish literature and in the docu-
mentary records Of the Elizabethan age. His
poem runs as follows:
'is thrice three hundred years since forth he sped.
The gentlest gentleman the world has seen.
Weak and distraught. ridiculous and lean.
Yet fearing nothing where his honor led.
Smile at his madness though the yelling tears,
Forced by his sweet humanity. will show
How for all time the springs OF pity flow.
And pure self-sacrihce dehes the years
He did not laugh spain's chivalry away.
This knightiy master OF the human heart;
The dross alone he stripped, the baser part
And barred the gold that underneath II lay
Amadis Arthur, and their blatant brood
The tawdry trappings from their prowess torn,
Buried beneath avalanche OF scoTn.
Yet left behind them all they had OF good
Gone were their magic arts their guile and lust.
The outworn tricks, the pompous Wordy prose;
Yet from the garbage grew the fragrant rose
That blooms eternal in La Mancha's dust.
What though the real was crapuous and meant
Though sights were sordid ana the SOUNDS un-
Unseldsh love with glory gilded truth,
And only godlike sacrifice was seem
What rocked the odds 10 Quixote, II he fought
To stay injustice oppression quell!
Ready was he face the hosts OF hell,
II by his sorrow righteousness was wrought.
Rueful knight errant and sententious squire.
Mad though the one be ana the other slow.
Theirs the best chIvalry the world can know,
That which good hearts and simple Iaith inspire
They brought true chivalry and wit 10 earth
Forth from obscurity 10 light OF day.
II this be madness then let all men pray
For more such madmen. chivalry and mirth
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17
BANKING LAW FOR TRUST COMPANIES.
Measure to Fix Amount of Funds To Be Kept
on Hand.
lDY TELEGRAPH 10 THE TK1BuNC.I

IBy TELEGRAPH TO THE TKIBUNE.l
Albany, Jan. ia measure introduced by Assem-
blyman T. F. Matthews of Brooklyn, is attracting
more or less attention and comment as a sweeping
attack trust companies. The bill extends to
trust companies the requirement in force with
reference TO banks and individual bankers requir-
ing them to have hand an amount Of money
equal to 10 cent Of their deposits when located
in New-York City and 10 per cent in other localities
of the State. 1t also extends the penalties of the
Banking law in case of violation of the provision
by trust companies In their reserve falls be-
low the specified amount they are forbidden to ex-
tend their liabilities. and the Superintendent of
Banks is authorized to proceed against them as
insovent after thirty days notice If they still fail
to comply with the law.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

Another volume of selected poems has been
made by Elizabeth Lee, sister of Sidney Lee,
the English author and critic from the works
of Mrs Browning, with a view to interesting
high school students of English literature. The
book is published by CHM & Co., and contains
a biographical and critical introduction by the
editor
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

ADVERTISEMENT and sub.cripttons for
The Tribune received al their Uptown
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263 West i25th-st.; ] 33S 3d-ags., between
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.t.: Lfoc lst-Gya-. near 6ath-st; ib7 East
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near slst-st-. Us 2d-aye.. 2lo Blescksr-st;
725 BIeecksr-
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

USEFUL HANDY MAN.-Single; middle
aged clean slaNen. thoroughly under
stands household duties gentlemen
clothes steam and hot air heating pumps
elevators. excellent personal references
JAMES TGTL.OR. So 3d-ave
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

2EllhE4h anu W NOfeh1INT HO1eA~-i han
BY strictly sober. reliable American mar
ried man; small family; long experience
with stock. crops. dairy, herdsman and all
work: wife board men, attend to poultry.
dairy. etc. best city references. Address or
call w NJ. at Carpenters 154 6th-ave.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

precipitation has been giving way TO ordinary
sedlmentaton and septic tanks. Sewage farm
ing has by no means been abandoned. but It
does not appear to grow in favor. perhaps be-
cause the land which it has been tried was
not always suitably prepared.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

AGENTs.-Sickness accident ana death
one of the best companies wants agents;
they can make from $50 10 500 per week.
sddress Box 3 49, Bos1nn. Mass.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17
MACHINERY.

AZ REDUCED PRICES-S0o second hand
wood and iron working machines: fully
guaranteed: machinery bought and ex-
~HsnFsd fiEO. r. Frr>N SOS Madison 81
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17
EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES.

ST BARTMG LOMEW'S
EMPLOYMENT BUREAU.
211 East 42d-st.-First class domestics
supplied also managing housekeepers, ma
irons. gOEernesses. tutors. etc.
ADNBRTISEMENTS and subscriptions for
TIE Tribune received at their Uptown
Office. No. 1854 Broadway. between 36th
usements received at the following sraEch
offices at regular Office rates until O'Clock
2. m. viz: 254 6th-ave-. u. cor. 23d-st-:
lS3 eth-ave.. cor. l2th-st-; e2 East 1sth-st.;
25s West 42d-st.. between 9Th and Sth aves.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17
BOARD AND ROOMS.

EXCEPTIONALLY LIGHT. well heated
room: elevator apartment. upper West
side; convenient subway: for gentleman or
business woman only. "a. J. H.. BOX 2S.
Tribune Ofice
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

CoACHAIAN and GARDENER BY middle
aged German: understands horses, pCul-
try: milk: willing and obliging. Address
Z. SMITH. 415 Pear-st.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

The tercentenary of Don Qulxote is being cell
ebrsted IN London with some enthusiasm. The
public prints contain many illusions to Ger
vantes, and in more than one case the allusion
takes form in verse. Mr.. Austin Dobson's trib-
ute 10 the great spanard was sadly disappoint-
ing. but there is something very pleasant about
The lines on the subject which find IN the
current number Of The Sphere" They are
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17
LITERARY NOTES.

NIfae waddington. author OF Letters OF
Diplomats Wife" viii begin her new series Of
letters describing a visit 10 Rome in 1880. and
the life OF the Official class and the Papal circle
there az that time. in the February ''Scribner's"
The letters will continue for several months.
and VIII be illustrated with portraits Of the
many celebrities mentioned in the text.
The Bobbs-Merril Company has taken the
trouble 20 obtain the written opinions OF many
representative Southern men in public life in
regard TO Emerson Hough's recent novel, The
Law OF the Land" and has printed the views
OF forty Of them, which are favorable TO the
volume. in small pamphlet for distribution
Mr.. Hougll's story deals with the race problem
in the South. and the comments Of Southern
executives and legislators, while not always
models Of literary criticism at least interest
ing in showing the intensity OF feeling and deep
sense Of responsibility that pervade the intelli-
gent white population OF the Southern States in
regard to the negro both a present and a fut-
ure problem. II was perhaps not altogether a
happy thought TO include the suggestion Of
Governor Vardaman OF Mississippi. who is not
noted for an excess Of friendiness for his neigh
bors on the other side OF Mason and Dixon's
line. that he should like TO have the book in
the hands o1 every Northern voter
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

TOOLMAKER.-Ten years experience: a.
cept low wages for steady job. HAG-
GuTER. 349 CJalwUnipaN ave, Jersey
city
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

JAPANESE: long experiences as cook or
butler: valet or to do work on land as
steward; wishes position; references RATA.
161 Sands-sL-. brooklyn
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

HANDY EAN-Sober, reliable; good
painter. handle carpenters and lock-
smiths tools; able 10 DO almost any re
pairing IN a house. l.. NJ. Tribune Uptown
Office I .364 Broadway
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17
DErECTTyE AGENCIES.

DETECTIVES. .-Shrewd clever men in
every locality. steady work guaranteed
every day; We prepare the inexperienced
for the business. Write. PRINCIPAL
Rooms 4o-zl Loan and Trust Building, MI
Rankne Wis
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

PORTER or PAINTER-Young man. light
colored, as porter OF painter. handy with
tools; Al references. J., 27G PearI-st.,
Brooklyn.
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

USEFUL. MAN o. COACIiMAN- ---C'ompe-
tent strong German. with rsteceucea.
WiLLfGER. Sl5 West 2fth ST. telepaone
rGTI-t'hclsea care German American
New-York tribune., 1905-01-17

! PORTER.-By colored man. "a expert
enced; smart. quick. honest: Al city ref
! srepces; city or country: not afraid OF work
BURRWELL. Is East 111lh-st