The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-16
With the Long Bo,u
Eye natures walks, shoot folly as II flies"
Bye NATURES walks, shoe

of North Dakota Decentralization Nelson's Case
lene Engine Says Bif' and Lo! It Is Not-Edtor Man
ming Runs the Maltese Office Mouse Burner Thru the
Cylinder Press Spelling a Perfectly Good Cat
1HILE Editor Nelson thinking last week, the gaso
w lene engine that off his Towner County, N. D.,
Democrat suffered once twice and flew the fence with
noise like small howtzer saying 'bi the Third OF
July Now the time to pay up Of subscription.
Editor Manning of sheyenne n d. heard fierce yell and
the silence except for the and cankng of the
press Looking up the Of the trouble Mr.. Manning
shocked find that he had off edition of the
office cat the Maltese burner having thru the
cylinder press like hot dog thru picket fence 1t spoiled
good and caused the press clay off, for repairs.
49,
A schoolhouse near Sherwood, N D., had fine organ
but on evidently anxious for private recital "fed
the wheeler during the night and there much
pressed It will go hard with anybody caught redhanded
with organ in that locality
49,
his delightful book, 'The Pardoners Wallet Samuel
M Crothers calls attention the fact that the author Of
Ecsiastieus of the first humorists The ancient
Hebrew makes good this claim in his statement:
GAS climbing up sandy way is to the feet Of
IL the aged is wife full Of words to the quiet
+ man. ~. 49,, ... 60
The quiet Hebrew Of old would doubtless him
self chow rue and take pains to read it to his wife
they down search the scriptures at evene Whether
the lady would appreciate the humor of the passage may
perhaps be open doubt But the seed of truth sown,
that is all you have to do Its growth and may
fdently be left to Providence.
Count Tolstoy's Ibsen story is going the rounds.
friend said to the Russian II have great many Of
1bsen plays, but cannot that understand them Do
you? Tolstoy smiled and replied 'Ibsen doesn't under
stand them himself He just writes hem and sits down and
waits. After while his expounders and explaners
| and tell him precisely what he meant"
The service the Northern Pacific branch into Linton
N d. hesitant that Editor Sreeter of the Linton Rec
ord will accept pass-but stays in town and attends
to business.
The London Mail brings to hand what u.s. up to date the
best ghost story of the year and Christmas is drawing
near time when all respectable and right thinking ghosts
like to get into print propose to reproduce the Mail
story, which is said to be a true
About three months after the death Of her husband Mrs
S. had this pleasant experience: little daughter about
years slept with her MOTHER and the two boys in little
cribs close hand She awoke from sound sleep and found
herself looking hand which rested upon his little daug
ter breast She instantly recognized the hand that of
her late husband Her eyes followed the hand to the
and then she saw the whole figure.
Fright emotion held her powerless to and the
hand lifted the little girl became restless and
mured "Papa is away; he is in heaven' and smiled and
fell into sound sleep again. After time Mrs S. fell asleep
too but awakened by the elder boy saying 'Mamma,
papa "When9'' she asked. "Just now,' he
swered II woke and papa stand at the foot of the
bed and said to BE good your MOTHER john - The
bedroom door had been shut and locked.
The psychologists will tell you that this 'suggestion
and when asked to explain the girl and boys cooborave
testimonies they state that halucnations contagious
This explanation is called ga scence it u.s. say 'gve
little nescience.'' : r.. .<- .... "A. j. R.