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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

A HOTEL BARGAIN.
New 2asggum brick hotel completely
furutqkys Euod furniture wei
tquiptsss restaurant Kitchen. rooms
an filled paying ahaut $50 per
month clear Rou can have the fur
uirhingH with hzAeAr lease at -
per month. fef u41Hn
a LAWRENCE.
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

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in kiuK county being 80 Natrfsd
9 91 ,.s"s fbi. aaii5iaa : piatisd b
prices ranging ffofn 80 fa 10 Per
tract on Easy terms This land ln
q roo per acre Our RIG stands resdT
70 take you over @ see hts prep
,hsy wiii ell rapidly
CHARLES = ADAMS
30 coiman HldE IF
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and HOUSES 20 ehsap on terms q
cents day. We own over ous=hRM
million dollars worth Of elpHs-iu Sc.
attic suburban property, and viii
gsii on cheaper and easter terms than
anyone else. over kepp people bought
their homes IN Seattle q G. d III
man. Ny - saieamen - NJ affiess
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05
Reality
Security
Company
a noaion Block
Phone Main EaG


BETTER Eff tn uu those acre tracts az
Dunlap Ne have only DO lpft out of
a and thes VIII So thih week
kssff one whg has been ont there
whether they bought or not 80
that Kerr hers tracts DE- the incest
have the beet soil and are more cure
81 advancing ia price than any
tfHetH uut that way
The auuaftuulty o. NOW Put your
money les outside property % sill BE-
inside property soon and worth more
than What fuu can buy Tor nnN THE
history u great cities proves this
fact. ard Seattle Hiii o. great the
EfeHfsat cts uH thr Pacific coast.
tie Efuath D. confined o. two at
fHEi iunHs north and south The lake
stIi stop IL growth uu The east and
kHiuff lay on the west couaeII ueuf=
b the territory iYinE between seat.
tlH and Tacoma ca Tho south aud
seat = ana Everett ou the north iie
ia the difeet line ~ future deg elop-
meuf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

Report furnished by Downing
Hopkins q Co tinel. brokers, seA
sos and SOC Alaska building.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

rARlalAN monthly regaiHtUrs only
SURE. safe remedy never fails guar
Rutctd all female disorders success
hllN treated consult phNHiclNnn Tree
paris-NsW York Medical Institute.
hFtahrouk hldE taSata Second
Miss Martha Blalr. nraduate uf chi.
CaHo ehuol OF Midwifery ) % 1854 q
years experience seuI Western Ave
Main iai 10
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

5hs Increase ia value d sure o. come
ard fhuHe hhu uuf nuw urr bound C.
rep the benefit - that Increase
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

n.er iafs "a sih avenue west. NIaN ~
sound I'D zach. Terms.
Pine corner ou 10Th avenue. wfHI ~
80 acres - lard near Eshn uFeNua
ell fenced end under uioH mHst He
cold only 81. CD per acre.
ruam house modern street Improve.
msntH All paid Price onif 49,
Terms
ssraam hasiae with bath only flso lai
kaaie tou can put che hHaHs there
for the money.
q. e BYERs A CO. go Arcade BIDS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

Butter and Cheese
Washington cheese, 1lc: cream
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

PIKE sTHEEsr FrREfTCRE 90
PAYS the hgheat price FOR second
hand furniture. Main HfG Ind ia
JUDD pays cash Or wiH exchange
household goods. Main 1861 gf Pike
VALDEZ FURNITURE co. RAYS
highest prices for household goods
laln FlfHt Ase- u bite 81. A -.
Timber isnaa
ffWEETY W0HE CHOICE 7FiMBFR
CLAIMS FOR LOCATION
Use Y9ur timber right at once cruiH-
err just returned from lHcn ting an
otter large party HstlafactOrilv .
effise from e Z million feet Call
ar make arrangements TO- Join the
next party.
uUIIEY
$50 Pioneer Block
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

PRIVATE money tn lean au ans Kind
OF security tanfansu Murphy. t4
Colmau HloNk
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

TT She money.
=. q nYERs A CO. go Arcade Hide
NE iiAVE BUYERS
Fnf business enterprises and Invest
fnaufa fhat punnsHa genuine merit
and are Hurthy 90 unqualified recon-
incubation The men with The mono
comink We want 60 meet and hear
eiiARi rs soMEHs COMPANY.
eai-2 Alaska Hids g
FOR sALE
fIa8 buys one Broom house. une fHll
hlaud iefnsf COW. and ONE ifrseF
durham cps. Three blocks from the
q - baYa room cottage. Dot axe
be cash. balance 81 per month.
sss6 iaEss ono Of those large loia
axiso tNo aud one-half hiueka from
WiNsfiiP uRos
Room - Colman bik. II
TWO SNAPS
s.. leo large lot . sraom and one 8
roem housr iu Pratta Orchard add
q rs for % acre. Al land on good
county road Do auuuydnlr hcreH
acrpH alaahcd creek on place h-runm
house. outbuidluFa. Jersey COW.
horse and riS 70 chickens Essy
CHARLES s.. ADAMS.
% Colman BLDG tt
No BARBECUE. But STRAIGHT
STEEL PLANT HbbirloN only four
miles from Pioneer Square. AZ 80
iaks YOU over 70 see The best Land
IN kiRh S23Y9ls 81 h1k76 sTgssms'
80 Colman Bldg If
BE sure" tho Title is perfect.
EMlL J BRANDT.
Attorney and Counsellor at Law.
Phone. Main asa
90 Lumber Exchange Hidg.
Abstracts ~ Title Examined
and certificates ISSUED Real
Estate. Probate and Corpora
ton Law.
Queen Anne Hlil-One beautiful Level
iof5 9oxi4o. right on car line. goes at
uuick sale for only $40 cash
W VI. HAGEN.
1914 Alaska Hldg
Both Phones, Main 1855 tt
GREEN LAKE PROPERTY.
New B-room house, nicely located.
overiookinE the lake, two lots hnif
q block from car, y COO terms.
block from car. 81 On. terms
Also s-room house and two lots. SEQ.
terms.
ROBERT MAITHY.
gia-l0-2i Alaska building 4
Capitol Hili Fifteenth avenue lots sac
Your own terms
Nice cottage Rainier Beach tl.010 VIII
rent TO right party.
owner so Lumber Exchange 10
= a. : - t 49,.
uprpd. fine lot. Green Lake. To
down, iib per month.
HRUEN A BEST.
"a Marion Bldg. 8
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

THE STAR LOAN COMPANIES
Cnlmau buildink 10 the rtcugniEgd
bank Of the wuNe ezrner A clerk
hookkeepar maehintHt eHEiheef or
tmptove can obtain money - us on
note without security
Amount Monthly = Monthly Weekly
Nao Repay 8Ai1 Or 81 " 81
a keaY 81 81 Or 30 or AA
- Repas so a. 80 or gU1
Business confidential. ne uuplrasalt
Inquiries n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

Eighty acres of timber land. IL miles
from Chehnlis, 3 acres cleared 500
or 500 worth Of fir aud cedar tim
Der. good sale; price q 600. Paul
WonzelburEer, Georgetown g
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

Patent. Per Dbl. i47s. Crown
" 10 AluHeHata hard wheat. N,
PiiisburY 81 Pilltburys Best ig
standard Dakota. Sc Olympic. ftr.
Electric, It's Holly. f41b. golAes
Northwest. tss75 Electric Lisbs
ilz5. Gold Medal f7b6, TOP Noieh
if45i ceufeuuiala. best. f47s Gols,
drop. ff25 Patent Excellent. f47g.
Novelty A. if2S.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05

Red clover. prime. ewt tiLsedI:
aisike. choice. 81. white clover SIS
9ls. timothy. per eWt, f47Ia
9. orchard grass. si4. red tor 80
10 English rye grass. s.; Italian re
grass $. bronze grass SIS. tai
meadow cat grass. SIS. KENTUCKY
blue grass tii. pasture mixture
uplands. si0aI2
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-05
IT he IT @rnlns

tiHNe five acres farther nut aud in a
direct IlnH = future DEVELOPMENT We
have three more left ont 81 Al near
nHunNdAle These tracts are rfEhf
un the uen Automobile boulevard
aud fhtFruflHn Electric line between
Seattle and TnrumB $40 Scr acre
We will make Guu the best ~ terms
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
MuTINY AND ANARCHY

Those who believe revolution immi.
nent in Russia may accept as a criter.
ion Of the methods of the rebels-the
term is almost too dignifed-the action
of the crew of the Kniaz Potemkine, the
pirate ship of the Black sea squadron,
who after numbering their officers and
bombarding Odessa, sailed away to live
free lives on the ocean wave, until the
powers cut short their career. The Rus.
sian uprising may come to anarchy but
it scarcely can attain the dignity of a
revolution. Thus far in the insipient
stages the malcontents have made of
their campaign a cross between opera
buffet and nightmare. There is no pat
riotic purpose. There is no concerted
effort. The vacilliation of the Kniaz
Potemkine mutineers who are fighting
among themselves has characterized the
entire movement Where the Romanof
to be overthrown under these circum.
stances, conditions would not be improv.
ed and it is not improbable that the
powers would be obliged to seat his sue.
cessor to avert spread of the flames of
anarchy.
Russia today verges upon a crisis sim
liar to that which led TO the separation
of Poland. That unhappy but most
necessary step, which had the sentimen-
talists and the theorists who know lit.
tie of the situation are led to deplore,
was taken at the instance of Frederick
the Great not 10 enslaye the Poles
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09

whose friend he honestly tried TO he
but to prevent the Poles from upsetting
Europe. Frederick neatly explained the
crisis when he. said that ii your neigh
bor's house is aiire next door and your
own roof blistering, il is best to ex.
tinguish the fire next door and inquire
into its cause and the Justice of its ex.
tinction afterwards, Anarchy in Rus,
sia, il widespread, will be put down;
ii not by Nicholas or successor, by
armies of the nations. or il those armies
are repelled as invading forcs of the
powers were during the French revolu,
tion, by the battalions of the republic,
anarchy will bring its master, just as
the Sansculottes were blown into eter.
nifty one day in Paris by little man
who sat ON white horse beside four
six. FOUNDERS and ordered his gunners,
to the astouishment of the gentlemen,
to fire into, not over, the mob. The
Russian anarchists overthrowing Mich.
olas will but pave the way for Ma,
poleon. Butte Inter Mountain.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
IN LIGHTER VEIN.
Bob's Essay on Chicago.

Chicago is big place full OF people
L smoke and dirt L trouble, 1t il
bounded on one side by Milwaukee and
on all the other sides by parts OF chi.
cago which are as bad as the middle
part.
Chicago is nice place for yu to go
when you havn't got rubber heels, be
cause if w think yu are going to fall
down sumbody will be sure to hold WI
up. thot OF this ioak myself.
heard about little boy who was
gong to move to chicago and he was say
ing his prayers and he said Good buy
Lord We are going TO chicago and q
guess he was rite, that's all i know
about chicago it amt much.--Milwaukee
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
THE ILLINOIS CENTRAL.

Maintains unexcelled service from the
west to the east and south. Making
close connections with trains of all
transcontinental lines, passengers are
given their choice OF routes to Chicago,
Louisville, Memphis and New Orleans,
and through these points to the far
east.
Prospective travellers desiring infor-
nation as to ,he lowest rates and best
routes are invited to correspond with
the following representatives:
B. H. TRUMBULL, Commercial Agent,
i42 Third st., Portland, Ore.
J. c. LINDSEY, Trav. Passenger Agent,
1I2 Third St.. Portland, Ore.
PAUL B. THOMPSON, Pass'gr. Agent.
Coleman Building. Seattle, Wash.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
The Diamond Cure.

The latest news from Paris is that
they have discovered a diamond cure
for consumption. If you fear consum.
Ption or pneumonia, it will, however, be
best for you to take that great remedy
mentioned by W. T. McGee, of vanleer,
Tenn. u had a cough for fourteen years
Nothing helped me until I took Dr..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
coughs and colds, which gave instant re.
lief, and effect a permanent cure" I'm.
equalled quick cure for throat and lung
troubles. At Chas. Rogers drug store;
price so cents and sl.00. Trial bottle
free.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09

doubtful aspect, he ordered a mutton
chop. The waiter, after a long delay,
returned, bearing a plate on which re-.
posed a dab Of mashed potatoes and a
much overdOne chop Of microscopic pro
portions and with remarkable long and
slender rib attached. Clapping this
down briskly before the famished artist
the waiter started to attend to another
customer without further ceremony.
See here" called Herford, Il ordered
a chop"
"Yessir," ansewred the map. There
it is"
"Oh, beg pardon; that's true" return.
ed Herford, peering at it closely, I'll
thought it was a crack in the plate."-
Evening Post.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
Bought Shoes Here.

of His First Visit.


to come here on the steamers runnin,
to Portland and while they were un
loading lot of junk strolled about.
is that allt" said Mr.. Dellinger, in
creduously.
by jove. bought pair OF shoes her,
once. Sure, Was coming up here on
steamer just after was married.
had the upper berth and my wife had
the lower. The staterooms were awfully
small and had duce OF a time 50
did my wife-trying to lace my shoes,
| had to bend all up in knot, puff like
a steam engine and after 10, OF work
resume my sitting posture and throw
the shoe out OF the berth, Well | soak.
ed this one'--illustrating the throw by
almost hitting MIR. Baker on the nose.
and that gosh dingled shoe wen, right
out of the port hole. So had to come
up here aud buy pair"
"Fitt" interrogated someone.
For mountain climbing, We had
COW up ut Silverton with sore foot
She may be wearing EN- yet form !
know.
Il read in the paper" said Major Ba.
ker," that you had bad fall from one
Of your horses"
iup." assured Homer, turning his
left ear 10 point where all could see
IT, II was covered with probably two
pounds OF cotton and mixture Of for,
bidding color.
That horses darn fool" he volun.
teered.
"Abeyan!" asked the writer, mention.
ing the name OF splendid Arabian stal.
lion owned by Davenport.
Nope Hallulul. lie got scared at
car and threw me. Walked several
yards on my ear and then they took
me to the hospital The nurse asked
me il had ever been thrown before. ] |
said, look here! You get those pants
Of mine and look at the legs. You will
ind stitches in 'em and clean up TO these
'ere,' pointed to the six they had just
lake in my ear, every mothers son of
EN- will mean Il fall from horse"
Walking on your ear, eh," smiled Mr..
Dellinger. "Pye heard OF the Hanlons
loing that
We'll, couldn't do NO we'll was
Walking on my left ear and had horse
m my right hip Davenport's abrev.
ated moustache stood out like bristles
N a boar's back, his lips parted, he
miled, the foot which had remained
uspended al an angle of fOrty.hve came
o the floor and after separating his
'ng legs from the obstruction the car
oonist sought the street, sallying as he
-ent out:
Fine thing to run n paper on the
lain street. All you have TO do Is to
I in the window, watch for the people,
nd shout at 'em.n-Editor.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
INTERESTING FIGURES,

Under the head of Land 81 A Squar,
Inch" the Los Angeles Herald gives
some very interesting figures relative
to real estate values in the metropoli:
of the country. Says the Herald, com
menting editorially:
Great as is the enhancement of real
estate values in Los Angeles within re.
cent years, the highest prices that rule
here seem very low when compared with
figures in some other cities. What
would a buyer of Los Angeles property
think OF the price of a lot at the rate
of $26,0O0,000 an acres
A few days ago a sale was made in
New York city at that rate A piece
of land was sold at Wall street and
Broadway /, 30x39 feet, for 100000
That is equivalent to s5ss20 square
foot, or $i square inch. An acre of
land thus valuable, as figured out, would
be worth more than the assessed value
of the cities of Elmira and Binghamton.
1t would exceed the property value Of
any one of thirty counties in New York
state.
The sale noted is believed to repre-.
sent the highest price ever paid for a
piece of land, although there are rec.
ords approximating it in New York and
also in London. But what would the old
Dutch settlers of New Amsterdam have
thought of a prediction that a bit of
their land ever would be worth so fab
ulous sum- The whole of Manhattan |
island cost the Dutch government only |
the equivalent of $24.
win land ever sell in Los Angeles at
the rate of $26,0O0,O0O! Probably not
but there is even more likelihood of it |
than there was of such a price in New
York two generations ago. In every
large city there is hub around which
the business of the community revolves.
1t is at this hub that the tOp-notch of
value is reached. 1t is as easy
to draw line around the hub in Los
Angeles as it is in New York. 1t is
the district of this city where land is
worth from $1,000 to 5000 front foot at
the present time What the average
value may be few years hence we can
only on the basis OF the in
,rease within the years that have pass.
d.
Appreciation in the price of land has
been the chief element in the making !
If large fortunes in Los Angeles as in
learly all American cities. As has been '
.ruly sand, money well invested in real i
state grows while you sleep" and {
We may add that it never takes a day
Il, never rests on Sunday or any other
loliday-not even the Fourth of July
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
Easy Cures.

DIR. Dosem-To what does DR.. Cutter
owe his immense successi
DR.. Bleedham-He confines himself en-
tirely to Office practice.
DR.. Docem-Well, don't see
DR.. Bleedham-People who are able to
walk into the Office aren't very sick
they just think they are.-Cleyeland
Leader.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09
Too Bewildering.

Yes, deah boy, lost my cane and
advertised reward for it, don't you
know"
Did you get it back, old chap"
Il got back such lot OF them, don't
You know, that it was positively be-
wildering, and pretty soon it was quite
for me to remember how my
cane looked-and so let 'em have 'em
all, don't you know."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-09

II was truly representative body
that gathered in the Astorian's modest
sanctum Thursday Major Baker, Third
infantry, ., n, c., +. NJ, Baker, estima,
bic townsman; Frank Patton, who may
be given the same distinction; Homer
Davenport, J, :, Dellinger. whom few
of us know, and small in importance but
ample in proportion, the writer. OF
course. the gist OF this effort will be
eloaked about Homer, lanky, unpreten.
tious Homer, who years ago wasted Al.
vers cubic inches OF oxygen through the
mouthpiece OF brass horn while mem
ber of the famous Silyerton brass band
and of late, has found keen delight in
making really good looking people look
hideous. As usual Homer dropped in
precipitously. in fact, right in the middle
OF Il conversation in which Major Ba.
Ser and the writer were participating
The light in the sanctum is good very
good, large window substitutes wall
on the further end, Spying familiar
soft hat walking up the Astorian steps
(not, in the least, literal) the writer in.
advertently forgot Major Baker and MIR
Baker, momentarily and left his re.
volving chair TO greet Mr., Davenport
MIR. Patton accompanied the cartoonist
Mr., Dellinger entered and was presented
The function was wholly different from
the routine of court presentation, it
was quite informal With futile endeayor
to appear hospitable-there We're two
chairs and stool--the writed mutter.
ed:
Gentlemen, won't you be seated"
Thanks" said Davenport, after drink
ing in the situation, like the Westches.
terheldan he is. slipped the soft hat over
his right ear, leaned against the wall
and cooked one foot across the other,
aking especial care TO see that the foot
was at a precise angle of IS degrees
Major Baker found seat upon a desk
Is did Mr.. Baker. Mr.. Dellinger lost |
himself among half hundred exehang.
-, Mr.. Patton and the writer stood up. I
For a moment deadly silence reigned ;
Nj but Davenport were waiting for him
o say something-he has the name OF ]
eing immensely humorous, and he, in d
urn, waited for the others TO speak.
Homer was Muddy" vouchsafed the v
'riter seriously, fearing that the car. O
Oonist might have taken offense at an il
arthly story in the Astorian. O
Just read it in barber shop. Was $
hat the night s.
Huh huh" L
"The night ! was leading the horset" !,
Nope. You were leading a strenuous I,
fe il memory serves me-" "
''G'wan."
Ever been here before," queried MI. m
ellinger. 81
well, yes. But not to stay. used al
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Supposed As Much.

MY husband proposed to me while
We were going through a tunnel"
Il was quite sure it must have been
under some such surroundings"
"Whyi"
Because he could never have done so
when he could see you."-Galveston
News.
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Trying to Look Young.

Il suppose you read DR.. 0sler's theory
that a man of 20 was useless!"
"Yes, and it ruined my business. l
am the publisher of a book entitled,
How to Live One Hundred Years."
Indeed! Well, his statement improv.
ed my business"
What line are you i'm"
81 manufacture hair dye and wrinkle
remover. columbus Dispatch.
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III brave the storms Of Chilkoot Pass,
III cross the plains Of frazen glass,
I'D leave my wife and cross the sea,
Rather than be without Rocky Noun,
tain Tea. Frank Hart's drug store.
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Not Particular.

He-Which one is she going to accept
the lieutenant or the colonel!
She-Oh, it isn't a question of rank,
you know.
He-NoY What is it, them
She-lt's a question of which one pro.
ses frst.--Detroit Free Press.