Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-03-24

DANVILLE INTELLlGENCER
Established, 1928
DANvILLE, MoNToUR COUNTY, Pa, MAR. "a, '05
d. AUST LUTZ Editor and Proprietor.
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THE INTELLIGENCER Danville, Pa.
-MnwAuKEE is threatened with milk famine but
who drinks milk in Milwaukee?
MARX TWAIN says clothes power. Who
was it said, "Business is business"
Nv parts of Ireland eggs the accepted cur
rency. There records of counterfeits.
-IT looks though Mrs. Chawick might have an
opportunity to live the simple life from now on.
-IF Buffalo Bill had had the advertising of Seth
Bullock what wild west show he would have had
JAPAN wants to be generous, but it has not yet had
photograph taken of itself giving up Port Arthur
-PREsIDENT ROOSEVELT succeeded better Voth his
message the Congress of Mothers than with some has
sent to the United States Congress
-BooKER WASHINGTON suggests that the negroes
should raise chickens The farmers complaint has
ever been that they raise too many.
-F1vE thousand sinners in Louisville, Kentucky,
have been converted How lonesome this will make Col.
Watterson feel when he gets home
-"DoN'r work for wages any longer than you can
help it :" SAYS Mr.. Carnegie This Is what the walking
DELEGATES have been saving all along
-Tur President of Bowdon College says, "Ihe
Lord is constantly changing his mind about men, Ihe
Bowdon College President does not just how he found
it out.
Ir Jonan should insist on having the Philippines
we NAV have need of those battehps that the pres
dent so earnestly desired and for which congress
ly appropriated.
-TuE city council of Milton will hereafter have 1T
sessions opened with prayer This is step IN advance
councils of other Pennsy lvania towns which nave pee'
closed by the police
"A P1rrsBuRG millionaire desiring to prevent hi
son from marrying ballet girl chose the effective mean
of marrying her himself Parental interest couiu no
have found positive expression
-sEcRErARY of Agriculture Wilson sings his swa'
song in bulletin acknowledging defeat in the effort
exterminae the boil weevI Il called Control OF tn
Boil Weev but its advice is merely to dodge him whe
you can't catch him.
-TUE President has sgnifed his willingness to serv
on the commission to unearh the ruins OF Hercuaneum
The cn osites that will b, found the are not c[cu
seance to the ones that will be covered when the o'a
dard Oil Company is exposed
.r y,.,.- aIspso f.l1ipo them
is talking much about himself these days nor enjoy
ing what the Senate and press have say about his work
The Hon. Benton Mcmillan, of Tennessee, ant
the Hon. Bob Taylor from the state neither
them elected to succeed Senator Bate who died in Wash
ington from ex posure inauguration day. The tw
who failed of election orators OF that type pecul
ar to the South and known forid Governor Frazle
who elected the Senate is supposed to be plain
unit man, unlike the other competitors he has neve
zen in Congress.
-PREsIDENT ROOSEVELT has a new of wor
ry. Because of his having appointed several negroes t.
Office it stated that the president is being beseged BY
applications for position from other negroes The lnteli
gencer will that this to be embarrassment
the president but it incident worthy of note Ne
groes have perfect right to aspire to positions and
would be difficult for them to annoy the president NOR
than some white men have done.
-THE anxiety of the express companies betrayed
in editorials inspired and paid for appearing in various
large daes would indicate that they alarmed at the
probability of a parcels post law. Mr. Cortelyou the
present Postmaster General has distinguished himself
safe adviser of three presidents and remarkably sue
cesfu campaign 1t he shall succeed in having
introduced and carried bill for the establishment of
parcels post system he will have triumphed what
Postmaster General Wanamaker said the four insep
cradle obstacle to parcels post in the United States
namely the four express companies
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