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The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
HOPELESS AMBITION.
Georgia Youngster Wants to Be Presi.
dent, But Isn't at All Sanguine.

dent, But isn't at All Sanguine.
Atlanta Constitutions 1T may be an
old story" remarked Colonel William
Neill at the Kimball yesterday, but to
me it was a new one. This morning
met a travelling man l have known
for years. Here is his story as he tells
it:
Thursday night | was uD IN north
Georgia in a small town. There was a
school exhibition on hand and to pass
under way when little urchin came to
the platform to recite his story. II was
something about the possibilities of
man, as | understand it. AS the lad
went back to his seat the teacher in
formed the pupils that the presidency
of the United States was within the
grasp of every one present. He closed
his address by asking every one of his
pupils who wanted to be president to
hold up his hand. Instantly every lad
in that school pushed up his digits cX-
cept one. That one was a freckle
faced, reI-headed boz of some Ia years
Not only the teacher, but every one in
the gathering, noticed 1t, and as soon
as the teacher could catch his breath
he addressed the pupil, saying:
Mike, don't you want to be presi-
dent of the United States?"
"Yis, sir" responded the Irish lad
And then why don't you hold W
your hand" asked the teacher.
"'"Because,' answered Mike, TIN
q dimocrat.'
Now, my friend tells me- resumed
Colonel Neil. that episode closed a
long program. There was no yelling
no noise making, no squea!ing, but the
crowd filed out quietly as though those
present were marching under a funeral
knell He says the end was as solemn
as was iovial and happy the inception
of the entertainment"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Just Thirty One.

Representative Holiday of Indiana,
when in meditative mood, sometimes
Tits his head far back in his chair,
looks into the gay ceiling of the hall of
representatives. and allows his beard
TO assume a horizontal position. He was
in that kind Of a meditatiVe mood when
{. gray, old man slipped into the seat
behind him.
Say, Holiday" called the man in the
rear after few moments.
The Indiana man reused himself and
turned around to see. IT was Speaker
Cannon.
There are just thirty-onc," said the
speaker.
"Thrty-one WHAT" said Holiday.
"Thirty-one hairs in your bald head, =
replied the speaker, friskly. Il know
because / have counted them"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

fully eradicate disease OF thirty
years standing. "-David Meekison.
DIR. Hartman, one of the best known
physicians and surgeons in the United
States, was the first mnn to formulate
Peruna. Ii was through his genius and
perseverance that it was introduced to
the medical profession of this country.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of 'cruna,
write at once to DR. Hartman, giving n
full statement of your cnSe, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DIR. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
roRruRlNe, olsFlGuRlMa

IIumOrs, EcZemn, ItChiuGs, IniIalnmA-
tons, Burnings, ScalinEs and Chaf-
ings Cured by Cuticura.
The ngoniziug itching and burning
of the skin, as in eczema; the fright
full scaling, rs in psoriasis; the loss or
lair and crusting of the scalp, as III
scaled head; the facial dsiigurementS
as in pimple ana ringworm; the awful
suffering of infants. and anxiety or
Morn-out parents, as in milk crust, tel
Ter and salt rllcum-all demand renl-
edy Of almost superhuman virtues to
successfully cope with them. That
Cuticurn Soap, Ointment and Pills
are such stands proven beyond all
doubt by the testimony of the civilized
world
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
'mlly rms are the best.
Mehha Ea w;Ii

Washington Star: elf you'll jes look
back on de things you has changed yoh
min about in dc pas" said Uncle Eben,
"mebbe it'li help you TO have little
liberation an respeck fob de man dat
ain agreein' with you at de present
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Too Close.
!: "IIe'S fond
Cleveland

Cleveland Pain Dealer: Hes fond
OF literature
rs he close student?
Il should say so. He never spends
a penny he doesn't have to"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

Gcntlemen: II
have used several
bottles of Peruna
and feel greatly
benefited there
by from my ca
tnrrh of the head,
and feel enconr-
aged to believe
t Ii n t its con-
,,., mil
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Acute Indigestion.


New York Herald: Lately it has be-
come so much the custom to ascribe
sudden death to what is now termed
acute Indigestion" that the ailment is
becoming almost as common as heart
failure" ana equally as meaningless as
regards the actual causatiVe element
at work. The fact is that the present
tenn, which means nothing more than
Il seizure of acute dyspepsia from an
overloaded stomach, should not in any
sense be applied to an affection that is
likely to be fatal in itself. On the
contrary, the patients are i'll but a
short time, and recovery takes place
very promptly and often without the
aid of medicine. In pronounced cases
the stomach may become inilamcd and
be the seat of severe colicky spasms,
but neither Symptom lasts long, and
the organ quickly RECEIVERS its tone.
When such phenomena are followed
by death there is always some other
ailment present-acute or chronic
that explains the result. For instance
patients recovering from typhoid fever
heart or kidney disease have been thus
stricken, the Indigestion under such
such circumstances acting merely in a
cOntributory way toward rapid dsso-
luton by means Of shock. This was
evidently the case with the lamented
General Iii CeSnola. whose death was
chroniCled yesterday. For a long time
he had been suffering from kidney dis
ease. which had so undermined his
vitality that it required a very little
( additional indiSDOSitiOn to cause death
| Speaking of the rarity of fatal attacks
/ of "acute Indigestion Professor Brou-
ardel of Paris, one of the highest au.
thorities on the subject says in his re-
/ cent work on Sudden Death: :"
I have not met with a single case (acutt
i ndigestion) in which pre- existing lie.
/ Sir i,1n har me ls,,, ct ~
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Horrors of the Ste edwards.

Chicago Tribune: The foreigner was
inspecting the hog killing department.
Fey don't speak softly here" he said
but gay are all in favor of re pig
stick
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Facts and Eiuures.

Say. pa" queried little Johnny,
what is simple additon?'
THE simplest kind of simple addi-
tion," explained Mr.. Enpeck, sis the
addition of one and one to make one"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
MXsterious Waman

Detroit Free Press Just as indigna-
ton reaches the boiling point and we
square away for an attack upon the
individual who opined that women are
queer animals" something always hap
pens to check the threatened outburst
of enthusiasm in behalf of the fair sex,
and cool and pent-up ardor in their de-
Tense. In Chicago last week Albert
Newman was arrested three times In
four days for beating his wife. Each
OfTenSe WAS more serious than the pre-
cedng one. yet there was no indication
of resentment on the part of the faith
full spouse at the treatment accorded
her. Far from it. Refusing to lodge Il
complaint against him, when the police
finally took matters in their own hands
and neld Newman she hustled about
seeking somebody to so his security 50
he would not be subjected to the hard
ships of IL night in the police station,
insisting that ii VAS Just lie, and that
you have to take it as it comes. You
see, it's lonesome ut home when he isn't
there she added He treats me
cruelty, it's true, and I'm dreadfully
afraid of him sometimes. But when he's
home evenings smoking and talking to
the children everything is all right and
its CoZy.
SO frequently we are confronted
With similar exhibitions, possibly not
so aggravated as this, although en-
bodying the same elements. that The
story is not new, yet it is ever interest
ing, furnishing commentary on the
blind devotion of WOmankind as con-
trasted with the Indifference of the
Steiner sex. Not all women are of the
same stamp rs Mrs. Newman, as the
| divorce records show although the fact
| remains that il is frequently the ones
| having the slightest cause for COM
I plant who seek relief in that direction.
| 1t is this Willingness on the part of a
woman to forgive, if not forget, the in
| dignitIes heaped upon her by the one
! pledged to support and protect her, to
: overlook al 81 ortcomingS, to rally To
| the aid of the man who upon the slight
est prOVOcation administers a beating,
| that furnishes ole Of the unsolNabie
| riddles of life. And, puZzling though
| it may be. even eNaSpeI nting at times
! after all it is undoubtedly best for
T erring mankind that woman was not
modelled along different lines.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Cheating in School.

Governess-Now, just one more sub
traction sum
Dolly--Oh Miss Crawford, l don't
fink mumme would let me do any
more of these sums. cause in them
YOU borrow ten and pay back only one,
and that's cheating!
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

Piso's Cure for Consumption cured me
of tenacious and persistent cough
VIM. H. Harrison, 227 W. 121st street,
New York, March %. 1901.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Beans

Little Ostend--Pa, what is the "Boa-
ton Common"
Pa-Beans, my son.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Our LANGUAGE.

Nordy-Sadkin is all broken down
Butts-Feels bad about it, too, sup
pose?
Nordy-Yes: he's all broken up.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind. bleeding or Protruding Piles
Yourdluggist will refund moncSif PAIO OHM
MENT fails to cure you In to ii days. Oc.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
THREE YEARS AFTER.

Eugene E. Lario. of 751 Twentieth
avenue. ticket seller in the Union Sta
ton. Denver Colo SAYS: You are at
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

The superstructure of the 100000
library which is being erected by Mrs.
Stanford at Stanford university has
begun The wo"k is to be pushed.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

liberty to repeat what l
first stated through orr
Denver papers about
Doan's Kidney Pills in
the summer of 1899, for
| have had no reason in
the interim to change my
opinion of the remedy. |
was subject to severe at
tacks of backache, al
ways aggravated If / sat
long at q desk. noan's
Kidney Pills absolutely
stopped my backacbe. I
have never had a pain or
a twinge since"
Foster-Milburn Co.,
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Economical Entertainment

Louisville Courier-Journal: II be-
lieve," said Mrs. Burroughs, that II L
can get the use of Mrs. Noowedd's shell
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

When vegetables are served with
boiled salt meat they must be cooked
in the liquor from the meat after il
has been removed.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

"DEAR Mrs. P1NKHAM: 1t seems to me that
all the endorsements that have read of the value
of Lydia E. PinlSham's Compound do not express
one-half of the virtue the great medicine really
possesses. know that it saved my life and
want to give the credit where it belongs. suf-
fered with ovarian trouble for five years, had three
operations and spent hundreds of dollars on doc
tors and medicines but this did not cure Inc
after all.
"IIowevcr, what doctors and medicines failed
to do, Lydia T. Pinlham's Vegetable Com
pound did Twenty bottles restored me to per
feet health and feel sure that had known of its
value before, and let the doctors alone, would
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists re fund the money if it fails to cure
E. w Groves signature is on each oox Zoe.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

The following letter is from Congress
mnn Mcckison of Napoleon, Ohio:
The Pcruna Medicine Co.. Columbus, o.:
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

fliess operations the who suffering and
the them will try Lydia Pnkhams Vege
Compound they will not be disappointed with the results
CLARA NJ. CLAUsEN, Penn Kansas City, Mo-
IId u
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06

Buffalo, n. Y. For sale
by all druggists. Price so cents per
box.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-01-06
Sour Cranes.

Sour Grapes.
Nordy-So you think that NooritciI
ain't so wealthy after all2
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21
RIVERSIDE JAPANESE WILL
HOLD BIG CELEBRATION
Elaborate Exercises to Be Held in
Commemoration of Fall Of
Port Arthur
Special to The Herald.

Special to The Herald.
RIVERSIDE, Jan. 2O.-The 1000 Jap
anese residing in Riverside will cele-
brate the fall of Port Arthur tomorrow.
The festivities will commence at day
break with grand salute, and at
$3.50 the parade will take place. The
most imposing feature of the parade
will be a float representing Togo's
flagship the Mikasa. Four hundred
Jap wheelmen with gayly decorated BIZ
cycles will be in line. During the
parade day fireworks will be set off
at points along the line of march.
II. B. Smith died suddenly at San
Jacinto yesterday of paralysis. Fun
eral services will be held at the resi-
dence of his daughter Mrs. r. p. Win
ters, at 1O:30 tomorrow, Rev. w. N.
Burr officiating.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21
CARPENTER GRANTED RESPITE
Convicted Officer Was Not Sentenced
Yesterday

c. NJ. Carpenter. the officer who was
recently convicted of manslaughter for
killing David Christian Frey at a cock
ing main held on May l last. was yes
terday arraigned for sentence before
Judge Smith in the superior court.
Attorney Luther Brown presented a
physicians certificate indicating that
Attorney Earl Rogers was physically
incapable of appearing in behalf of
his client. On the motion of Attorney
Brown, no objection being interposed
by Ex-Governor Gage in behalf OF the
prosecution, Judge Smith granted
Carpenter respite from sentence for a
period OF ten days.
II was ordered by the court that all
afidavits proposed to be filed in the
case, In motion for new trial or
otherwise. must be served on the attor-
neys for the prosecution in no event
later than the ninth day.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21
HOUSE VOTES FOR
MORE PATRONAGE
ADDITIONAL ATTACHES ON
PAY ROLLS
Economists Are Outnumbered at Sac
ramento and Opponents Create
Easy Jobs for Their
Favorites
By Associated Press.

By Associated Press.
SACRAMENTO, Jan. 2O.-The most
exciting scene that has occurred in the
assembly this session came about this
morning, when additional attaches
were placed on the legislative pay roll
The debate continued. for an hour and
was finally concluded amid confusion
and a call of the house.
The debate was started when the
committee on attaches and employees
recommended the appointment of the
following additional attaches:
S. K. Davis, committee clerk. 81 a
day: J. Kiely, committee clerk. 81;
Tetran, cloak room attendant, So; Elva
A. Lynch, stenographer So; Fraser
RidgeWay, committee clerk, 81; M.
Murphy, committee clerk, 81; L. Rienzi,
cloak room attendant SO; Fred Sepul-
veda, porter, SO; M. A. Ferrar, assistant
sergeant S4.
They further recommended that the
names of Ada Rehm and May Brown,
heretofore appointed as committee
clerks at 81 day. be stricken from the
roll and the following be appointed in
their stead:
Miss Ada Rehm, stenographer, S.
per day; Miss May Brown, stenogra-
pher, So; Jane 1. Burgess, stenographer,
$5; w. ]. Downie committee clerk,
81; George w. Hudson, assistant SER
geant-at-arms, $4.
Waste Leads Economists
Assemblyman Waste. who has led
the economists in the lower house,
made strenuous effort to shut off the
further patronage.
''It seems to me-" said Waste, that
an effort is being made to foist addi-
tional attaches on the pay roll largely
in excess of the original $40 day al
lowed each member"
Coghlan of San Francisco declared
that the attaches were all needed. He
declared that imputations of dishonesty
should not be cast on the majority that
had voted for the attaches.
THE proposition is to place lot of
additional committee clerks on the pay
roll far in excess of the original sum
agreed on" said Assemblyman Rolley
1--WE may need a stenographer or two,
but we would have more attaches of all
kinds than are needed if they reported
at other times than Saturday mornings
to draw their pay"
Houser. who was brought in under
call of the house, voted against the
proposition to increase the number of
attaches. The report of the attache
committee was finally adopted by vote
of 4S to 2S.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21
OPPOSED TO CHANGE
OF NAME OF STREET
Pioneers and Native Sons Dislike to
See Ancient Names Displaced
by Modern Ones

Action upon the petition to have the
name of Buena Vista street changed
to Broadway was yesterday deferred
for one week by the board of public
works
A great deal of opposition has de-
veloped to the proposed change of
names. Such organizations as the Pho
neers and Native Sons are opposed on
the ground that it is a mistake to sub
stitute a common or commercial name
for one that is more or less connected
with the romantic past of the city.
When the petition again comes be-
fore the board it is expected that the
proposal to change the name of the
street will meet with strenuous op-
position.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21
JUNKET is AUTHORIZED
State Senate Votes Expenses for
Committeemens Trips

BY Associated Press.
SACRAMENTO, Cal, Jan. 20.-By a
unanimous vote the senate today au-
thorized the first junketing from the
upper house. The resolution providing
for the junket did not encounter the
least opposition and the proceedings in
this respect were strongly in contrast
to the heated debates ON similar trips
proposed during the week.
The resolution adopted this morning
provides that the members of the jun
keting committee be the following:
Pendleton and Haskins. from the
committee on finance; woodward and
Sanford, from the committee on edu-
cation; Muenter and Markey, commit
tee on hospitals and asylums; Welch
and cosgins. committee on prisons and
reformatories; Mckee and Nelson,
committee on public buildings and
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21

grounds; Irish, committee on commits
sions and retrenchment, and j. L. Mar
tin, sergeant at arms.
The junketers were granted leave
of absence from January 27 to Febru-
airy 1 for the purpose of visiting the
state school at Whittier. the normal
school at Los Angeles, the state hos
pital at Patton, the normal school and
quarantine station at San Diego; the
polytechnic school at San Luis Obispo
and the state hospital at Agnews.
The committeeman will be allowed
expenses incurred on the trip.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21
TO SAVE YOUNG
IS HIS MISSION
EVANGELIST HAS A SPECIAL
FIELD OF WORK
Rev. c. 7. sehseffer to Take Prom-
inent Part In the Great Revival.
Deals only With
Youth

To reach the young people and chill
dren of Los Angeles i'm the coming
general evangelistic movement will ne
the special mission of the Rev. c. T..
schaeffer. known as the young peoples
evangelist.
The Rev. Mr.. Schaeffer has been in
the active evangelistic work among
young people for the past six years
and has had phenomenal success. He
is the foremost chiidren's evangelist in
this country, and has a magnetic man
ner. winning the hearts of the children.
The Rev. Mr. Schaeffer is. now with
DR.. Wilbur Chapman in Denver, where
his work is meeting with marked sue
cess. He will arrive here with DR..
Chapman next Friday and will imme-
diately commence his branch of the
work.
Meetings will be held each afternoon
in the different sections in turn. and it
is expected that general children's
mass meeting will be held at the close
of the meetings.
Preparations are being actively COM
pleted by the general evangelistfc COM
mittee. The following list OF meetings
will be read from the different pulpits
tomorrow:
Sunday afternoon-All workers, in
cluding assistants, ushers and can
vassers. are requested to meet in the
First Methodist church at 3 o'clock
for conference with DR.. Walton.
Monday evening. University district
All workers. including chorus, will
meet in the University Methodist
church for organization. DR.. Walton
and Mr.. Pugh win be present.
Tuesday evening, East Los Angeles
district-Mr. Pugh will meet all mem
bers of the chorus at Asbury Methodist
church.
Wednesday evening. Emmanuel dis
trict-The chorus will meet at I'M
manuel Presbyterian church. Mr.. Pugh
will be present for the last time before
the opening of the meetings.
Thursday evening, Central district
All workers and chorus will meet at
First Methodist church for final in
struction and rehearsal.
Thursday evening, University dis
trict-All workers and chorus will
meet at University Methodist church
for final instruction and rehearsal.
Thursday evening, Boyle Heights
district-Workers and chorus will meet
for final Instructions and chorus in
Boyle Heights Methodist church.
Thursday evening, East Los Angeles
Workers and chorus will meet in
Asbury Methodist church.
Thursday evening, Washington dis
trict-Workers and chorus will meet in
Olivet Congregational church.
Thursday evening, Central avenue
and Vernon Observation-Disclosures and
chorus will meet in the Advance Buggy
company's warehouse, Central avenue
and Thirtieth street.
Immediately after the morning SER
vices tomorrow, all who desire to help
in this work will remain after the
service. The names and addresses are
to be sent Immediately to headquarters
in the Mason building. In churches
providing for over twenty-five members
for each committee there will be a sub
chairman provided for every ten
members.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-01-21
TO DROP BILL FlLERs
Old Senate Attaches Likely to Go to
Make Way for Younger Men

Special to The Herald.
SACRAMENTO, Jan. 20.-A number
of attaches in the senate are liable to
be dropped from the payroll as the re-
suit of action taken by the Repub-
lican members of the upper house in
caucus today. The complaint was made
that a number of superannuated bill
filers are not properly performing their
duties and that a number of younger
attaches who had been appointed as
committee clerks had refused to per-
form the labors inefficiently done by
the older men.
1t is now probable that some of the
bill-flers may be dropped from the
rolls as well as the younger men who
have definitely refused to fill their
places.