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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08

WANTED-TRUSTwORTHY MAN TO
manage branch Office and distribut.
ing depot for large manufacturer; sal.
ary to start with; $500 first year, and
extra commissions and expenses; appli.
can't must have good reference and s..
ese cash capital required; experience
unnecessary. Address Superintendent
81 West Atwater street, Detroit, Mich.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08
LEARN lELEGRAPHY AND R. R.

LEARN lELEGRAPHY AND r. r.
Accounting. $50 to $500 a month sal
AIRY assured our graduates under bond.
Our six schools the largest in America
and endorsed by all Railroads. Write
for catalogue. MORSE SCHOOL OF
TELEGRAPHY, Cincinnati, O., Buffalo,
N. Y, Atlanta, Ca, La Crosse, Wis, Tex
arkana, Tex, San Francisco, Cal.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08

wANTED-A TENANT ON SMALL
dairy farm, three miles from Astoria.
Address R. j. Kirkwood, o. R & n.
Office, Astoria. Reasonable terms to
proper party.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08
W1NTTDEBY CHICAGO Who'll

WANTED-BY CHICAGO WHOLE
Sale and mail order house, assist
ant manager imam or woman) for this
county and adjoining territory. Salary
$40 and expenses paid weekly; expense
money advanced. Work pleasant; posi-
tion permanent No investment or ex.
perience required. Write at once for
psrtfcllars and enclose self-addressed
envelope. Thomas ]. Cooper L Co., 1872
Lake street, Chicago, I'll.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08

SA
are read by those wi
their value. Try
Theywill be Of valu'
HELP WANTED.
ROCkMEN WANTED AT BUNKER
hill quarry. Take boat to Stella
Washington.
wANTED-BY CHICAGO MANU-
FEATURING House, person of trust
worthiness and somewhat familiar witt
local territoy as assistant in branch OF
fee. Salary SIS paid weekly. Per
manent position. No investment re
quired. Previous experience not essen
tial to engaging. Address, Manager
Branches, Como Block, Chicago.
WANTED-ENERGETIC AND TRUST
worthy man or woman to work in Ore
gon representing large manufacturing
company; salary $40 to 800 per month,
paid weekly; expenses advanced. Address
WANTED-TRUSTwORTHY MAN TO
manage branch Office and distribut.
ing depot for large manufacturer; sal
sry to start with; $500 first year, and
extra commissions and expenses; apph-
can't must have good reference and s.
eee cash capital required; experience
unnecessary. Address Superintendent
81 West Atwater street, Detroit, Mich.
wANTED-A FIRST CLASS GIRL,
none other need apply. Call at 5sl
Franklin avenue. Mrs. C. S. Brown.
LEARN lELEGRAPHY AND r. r.
Accounting. $50 to $500 a month sal
Ary assured our graduates under bond.
Our six schools the largest in America
and endorsed by all Railroads. Write
for catalogue. MORSE SCHOOL OF
TELEGRAPHY, Cincinnati, O., Buffalo,
N. Y, Atlanta, Ca, La Crosse, Wis, Tex.
arkana, Tex, San Francisco, Cal.
wANTED-A TENANT ON SMALL
dairy farm, three miles from Astoria.
Address R. j. Kirkwood, o. R. & n.
Office, Astoria. Reasonable terms to
proper party.
MALE HELP wANTED-Men and wo-
men to learn Matchmaking, engrav-
ing, jewelers. work, optics. The only
practical school. Money made learning.
Matchmaking engraving school, P. L II
building, Seattle.
wINTED-BY CHICAGO WHOLE
Sale and mail order house, assist
ant manager imam or womanl for this
county and adjoining territory. Salary :
20 and expenses paid weekly; expense
money advanced. Work pleasant; posi- =
ion permanent No investment or ex.
'erience required. Write at once for
'srtfclars and enclose self-addressed
nvelope. Thomas j. Cooper L Co., 1872
axe street, Chicago, ILL., d
fE CAN MAKE A MOST ATTRAC- -
tive offer to energetic men and wo-
len to become our permanent repre-.
,ntatives in their own localities. Pre-.
r those who can devote their whole
ME, with view to managing branches
II us after January lst. No capital
quired. We manufacture a staple o-n
lie of merchandise, for which there is
iyersal demand. Raymond Hill &
,mpany. lSj Kinzie St, Chicago.
I
FOR sALE-MlscELLANEoUs.
JRNITURE FOR SALE-FURNI-
TURE of five room house for sale.
quire 236 Third street.
- 57s
r E-CHEAP-HORSE, BUG -
" and harness. Inquire Astorian Of
FOR SALE-4OO EGGS
apacity; also three 100 capacity
'oders; nrst-class condition. Ad- IT..
ss A. Astorian ONCE.
r SALE-SECoND-HAND Z COL
mn newspaper outfit; complete sx.
I press; cheap. Inquire at this Of.
. Dr. Z
OR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS.
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FURNISHED ROOMS WANTED.

WANTED-R00M WITH BATH FOR
single man. Give price and answer to
box SO. Astoria.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08

MALE HELP wANTED-Men and wo-
men to learn Matchmaking, engrav-
ing, jewelers. work, optics. The only
practical school. Money made learning.
Matchmaking engraving school, P. /.
building, Seattle.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08

WANTED-BI CHICAGO MANU-.
FEATURING House, person of trust
worthiness and somewhat familiar with
local territoy as assistant in branch Of
fee. Salary SIS paid weekly. Per-
manent position. No investment re-
quired. Previous experience not essen.
tial to engaging. Address, Manager
Branches, Como Block, Chicago.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08

Sunday Excursion to North Beach.
The llwaeo Railway and Navigation
Company are selling round trip tickets
every Sunday from Astoria to all
Gotta, at a rate Of one dollar for ths
points on Long Beach, including Nah.
round trim.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-10-08
Small Ads. on this page
are read by those who know
their value. Try them.--
Theywill be Of value to you.
HELP WANTED.

ROCkMEN WANTED AT BUNKER.
hill quarry. Take boat to Stella,
Washington.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20
. Purelg PusssaI /.

Joe Bayer returned from . bust
mess trip TO Denver last night.
will Salmon left this afternoon
for Hillside TO look after his ice inter.
eats.
y. @. Macdonald went to Colo.
RADIO Springs last evening on = bust.
ness trip.
Otto Stock has returned from
Oregon and Warrington aud will re
main for the present.
Prof Brewer. teacher Of the
sixth A grade. Central school. left for
SalidA this afternoon.
james Williams. cashier for the
Colorado Supply company At Rock
vale. was in Florence today.
Mrs. W. O. Gilbert. wife Of the
ax-msyor Of Coal Greek. spent the
day in the city with relatives.
"A. L. Hatch. local manager for
the Colorado Telephone company. il
down from Canon this afternoon.
"A. l. Hadley Of the Hadley Mer-
cantile company returned last night
from business trip to Denver and
the northern part Of the state.
j. NJ. Campbell Of Walsenburg.
has been installed ~ day telegraph
operator at the Rio GrAnde depot. G..
Krumbka who was extra man. went
TO PArtdale
p. A. Towers was down from
Canon City today renewing acquain.
tances. He is now located at Bakers
field. California. where he meets
many old Florence people.
James Montgomery. general sales
agent for the williamsburg Coal COM
pany has returned from . business
trir to KAnsas where he spent the
last two weeks in the interest of his
company.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. D. Stewart re-
turned to their home in Pueblo this
morning after spending a few days
very pleasantly with Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ. l.. Wood.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20
). ...Eeea1 nevs...

8. b. Assein y IL rsosips ef . copy
Il ~ g. JosspA. No.. 0assss<. in
vhieA shsso u . eoluno write up OF
. ~ q Ju1y Dteote hslA - 6axton
0eastoo, nsaS 81. Joe In 1873 giving
shs naDss q all prsssst. aooss whom
wers 9. B. Assstn and Aiss Josie
Pitcher. the later nov being Mrs.
8. b. Aussis. Mr.. Austin prisss she
pepes vsry highly.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

". H. Storm hxs started class Of
boys in manual training and already
he has quite = large membership.
The principal feature is to teach his
students the proper way of handling .
gun and assume . military body posi-.
tion. The class meets Wednesday
evening Of each week. As Mr.. Storm
makes no charges for his services the
boys receiving instructions should
show their. appreciation Of his efforts
by attending regularly.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Florence IL not behind in lodge mat
ters and probably has more than any
town in this state according to its
size. A careful account Of them places
the number At twenty-six The great
or number of these are in flourish
ing condition and the older oues have
large memberships. The ones organ.
ized more recently are growing rapid
~ In membership.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

". N. Porter Of Oollbran, Colo.
reports lots Of snow and fne winter
so far He has been laid up since
Thanksgiving with . broken foot.
caused by load Of hay turning over
with him. He IL able to get around
with the aid Of . cane now.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

G. H. Wilkes. attorney As law. has
two nicely painted signs on his office
building to direct the SEEKER after
counsel that way.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Mrs. DR.. 8. e. Lee, Osteopathio
physician. ia Santa Fe ave.. success.
fully treats all chronic and nervous
complaints. deafness, fevsrs. etc.
Fem.le Complaints specially. Phone
8Ol Black. 65.tf
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Mrs. Mary Lloyd entertained the
Art club this week. The next meet
ing will OCCUR ct the home Of Mrs. O..
r. Smith when the husbands of the
members Of the club will be enter
tained.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

DR.. 8. Morgan, who figured here i,
an slopement case few dsys ago has
been located in Colorado Springs. A
dog never went 20 far but what his
tail followed him.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Tom Mccoy, brother-in-law to N.
R. Wagner OF this city. was brought
down from Cripple Greek today suffer-
ing ith pneumonia.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

The vacant room next 20 the
Chamber Of Commerce has been Sc
cured BY the Hotel Lenno1 as . sam
pie room and thrown open TO the
travelling public.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

A song by Mrs. Howells with violin
oblaRatA ON Friday evening At the
Presbyterian church. II is . lovely
piece and alone worth the price Of
admission. Presbyt yterian church
Friday evening. 17-20
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

A lecture Down South in Dixie"
will be given BY Rev. W. T. Jordan
Of Denver at the Baptist churoh. Fri
day evening, January 81. This is
one of the most interesting Lectures
ever presented to Florence hearers,
and 10 full Of information ~ we'll ~
"side-splitting'' features. Watch
these columns for further notices.
Admission will be by ticket. 25 cents.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

To close out my high priced new
furniture will make greatly reduced
prices tilt to,k is sold, SO that can
put in larger stock Of second hand
goods. H. j. Pouder. Van Nest block
lS-tf
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Houstos q Nsibusch are painting
sha annsxss Of tbs Central and Emer-
- schools dark drab color. Tomor-
row end essday they will paper this
Ceptral annex.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Hear 'I'd Like to Hear That Song
Again." At the California tonight
illustrated.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Cards have been received In this
CITY announcing the marriage Of
Charles p Eakin 70 Mlss Maude L.
Paden of franklin. Pa The couple
will reside in Pittsbrrg. Pa, where
Mr.. Eakin has q lucrative position
with the Peoples National Gss com.
pany. The groom is the son Of Mrs.
NJ. A Eakin of 1913 West Third
street and is we'll known here.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Get your seats early for the Howells
benefit in the Presby terian church
On sale Morris and Honeyman's
1870
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

25 cent shirt waist goods for 10
cents; IS cent shirt waist goods for 25
cents at 8. B. Austin's. 2O-22
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

The dance given in Morgan hall
last night by the Ladies' of St. Albans
guild was very largely attended.
Prof. Sohwinger Of Pueblo. furnished
the music. Punch was served.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Steel ranges from Sl7 mp. Don't
ask for credit at these prices. q. J
Ponder. Van Nest block. 18-tf
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

beat 1t twics the price. W. Main.
ll.22
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Have you tried Chandler coal, call
Millar. "The Transfer Man." Phone
5s. 7s.sf
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

See Howard and Alton In . new
German sketch, Youth ". Ago." at
tho California tonight
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Hear For Sale . Baby" At thu
California tonight illustrated.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

All blankets and flannels At reduced
prices 1t S. B. Austin's. 1922
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Sec Dewey's flagship "Olympia" at
the California tonight.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Masters Studio. finest photos ON the
market; prices right; 432 ". Main.
11-32
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

IS cents general admission and 50
cents for reserved seats for the Howells
benefit concert Friday evening.
Tickets on sale at Morris q Honey
mans. 1870
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Fine aristo photos only 90 cents pc,
doz. Rinehart's Studio. E. Main.
17-tf
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

So The srip 70 she noos ~ the
Oaltforsia tonight
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank westfall havo
moved from East Fourth street to 5s4
W. Main street.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Csrmody & Son are making deeper
out in prices than any dealer till stock
il invoiced. eft
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

ROE sALEEAt ss.si..:As - M farsits.. .. 2. .
'sesA AS1ay = Assa Lssaoz. ~sl
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

The Ladies' Aid society Of the Chris
tian church will sell hot tamales It
the d. and D. Tea store tomorrow
afternoon and evening.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Furniture and stoves repaired at
Clausen's. l27 West Main. a0-tf
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

The committee Of fifteen, appointed
by President Wallace Of the Cham ber
Of Commerce will meet in the Cham.
Der At 1850 this evening to decide upon
the date to visit Radiant. As she
work to be done BY this COMMITTEES
will be 70 the advantage Of Florence
II il desired OF have every member Of
the committee attend.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Matinee Saturday afternoon at Cali
fornia theatre. children cents.
l9-2lx
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20
The Fremont Hotel, Florence, Colo

One of the finest hotels the Rooms baths
electric bells all
unexceed Transient $3.50 Weekly
monthly low that you money
costing you 81. L. RICE Prop.
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

All of our ladies dress hats ant
trimmed hats at half price to close nut
at Austin's. 2O-22
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

We make speciality of second hand
sewing machines. Try them in your
home before making payments. A
line of new dishes will arrive next
week. E. O. Hall, State bank block.
18-tf
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Fourteen quarts of milk for q. W.
O. Cheadle, 4th and Washington.
1871
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Go 70 the Blue Front bakery for
broad, pies and cakes. 1877
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20
roo LATE 70 CLASSIFY

TNANrED-bop people to insu their proper
w ty against drs lcsses; ample protecti0n,
prompt payment and low rates. John Sam
dors, room n, Blunt block. 30u
mo RKNr-ples.ans rooms, newly papersd,
fusnished for Light hoeee keePfng. Rent
The daily tribune., 1905-01-20

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. D. Stewart re-
turned to their home in Pueblo this
morning after spending a few days
very pleasantly with Mr.. and Mrs.
M. L. Wood.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-04-18
Los Maestros

Loa profesores en- los Estados
Unidos como los demds emp sad0s de
la administration, no viven de uu
sueldo, slno que tienen otros neg1cios
& que dediearse despu6s de cumph
sus deberes ofciaIes; porque al I
considera el ser mas desgracla1o de
mundo { aquel one tiene uaa s0la CO
sa para vlyir, porque el dla qae 10
piarda, morlra de hambre irremisi-
blemente.
Los maestros de las ,AntIlias que
los dias fsstlvos las tardei y noch rs
quieran emplear sus energitI en- ar
trabajo de provecho, puelen hlcars
ageutes de o kamp, Noting 4 c..
Cincinnati, Ohio. DirijirSe enseglI1s
ar Narvaez Rivera. -Arecibo p. r.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-04-18
HOTEL :Ll CUDlNi'
No 70 Gale ALLEN [FORTALEZA)
SAN JUAN, +, r.

Este moderno Hotel, reoientemente
esta ablecido, Sc dls!ingue con especla-
lidad por ser el dnico punto donde SO
encuentran las mas exqulsltas comidas
"a la CubanaS.
Sc presta mucha atenci6n la lin
pieza en- el servlcio de la mesa. Aseo
en- las habitaclones, que son al mismo
tempo, frescas y ventiladasi para una
sola persona o para una familia.
Excelentes baiios de ducha luz
el6ctrica. Sc admiten pupilos men
suales con todo servicio, abonados
para comidas solamente,
Sc trata q los huespsdes con carl
no J respeto.
Preclos limitsdos, For un dfa de
hospedsie y comida sLO0.
Apartado AL Tel6fono l37
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-04-18

20 2 l6 y 50
ESts yapor c1necta c0a los Vapo-
rea de esta CompaTia para ewY);x.
So recib9 carga hasta las II del II !.
ante de saljda. So vsndeu pasaiss,t
la ofcina has.a las 1 dc Ia tarde
dia anterior 4 su salidn.
Elelpor <VASCOs llsvando carga
sOlamento, saldrA para todos los puer-
t0S de la Isla q las l. de 10 noche ca
las siglientes fechas; por ell ESTE
Mario |, Is y 80, por OIL OESTE
Mario 5 , %, admits cargs b asia las
II del dia 40 sssior q Ia salida.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-04-18
The New York & Porto Rico Steamship Company
bo mndato Postal con Gobemo De los bados UMdos De America

Dos vaporss, ell <SAN JUANs y
<ARKAD rAs hacen visjes regulares
entire New Orleans y Porto Rico lle-
vando pasaieros y carga.
La carga para los vapares do Nue.
va York SO recibira en- el muelleIhas-
ia II del dia antes de salida, y no mas
tarde.
SERVIC1O DE CABOTAJE. Ell
vapor sPORTO RICOs saldra de San
Juan & las 2 de Ia madrugada para TO-
dos los puertos de la Isla en- las al,
guientes fechas' por el ESTE. Misrco-
les Mario 8y %, por 81 OESTE, Mar
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-04-18
Itinerario del servicio de Trenes y
Vapores que. empezar6 { regir
el dia Q de Mario de 1909,
Salidas de 10 Capital y Bayam6n

Bil.steS bdfatoS para dtGs fsStiUos
En- IA clase de Capital & Bayam6n,
da y vuelta rs ctvs.; en- % lo ctvs.
En- II de Bayam6n & Catsno, ida y
vuelta Is ctvs.; on q 10 ctvs,
Billese ordinario de Capital & Cata
do en- % clase { 3 ctvs'
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-04-18
,ComsrClantes

ANC FL SUARE2. Fahricante q
importador dc sombreros. EortalozA
3t aimac&n San Francisco SO.
FARMACIA y Droguorfs de Adol.
% Inrrino Rivera. Canuy, P. r.
Constants surtldo de medlCinAa
irescas importedaa dc Europa y FsIa.
Unid0s. Periumerfa, NovedA-
ass etc. Preoios m6dicos.
FARMAOIA COLON, do Ramon
AlnaIan. Plaza Principal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-07-28

The real reformer bsgins with him
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-07-28

ed and of relatives and friends. One
of her most priced possessions is tea
set with photograph of her own TAX
ing printed on every piece. A favor
itc subject of the Queens camera is a
crowd viewed from some eminence, es-
pecially when most Of the faces-as,
indeed, is generally the case-are up
turned in her direction. When Queen
Victoria arrived in London shortly be-
fore the relief Of Ladysmith, and
greeted the crowds of enthusiastic
Londoners from a window in Bucking-
ham palace, Queen Alexandra was
stationed at a neighboring window and
took unique snapshot Of the cheer
ing multitude beneath"
Princess Henry of Battenberg is
another Royal camera expert who has
produced some most artistic pictures,
notably portrait of the Prince of
Wales and picture of the castle at
Berlin. Princess Victoria is an en-
thusiastic snap shotter, and has an al.
bum devoted entirely to pictures of
her favorite dogs; The Duchess of
Fife makes charming pictures Of her
children and her home life generally,
several of which have been reproduce
ed; the Princess Maud, another en-
tbusiast, is said to have taken one of
the best portraits ever produced of her
Royal mother; while the Prince of
Wales has wonderful collection of
pictures taken by himself 10 all parts
of the world.
But, in fact, there are few Royal
persoaages in Europe who have not
been smitten with the craze for the
camera, from the Kaiz to the King
of Spain, who, it is said, takes mis-
chievous pleasure in snap-shotting his
grandees in their less digDified NOM
ents; and one of the latest Royal re-
cruits is the Snltan of Morocco, who
can at least claim that he owns the
most valuable camera IN the world.
Here is a description of it by one
who has been privileged to look upon
it. "All the metal work of the camera
is OF solid l8-kt. gold, each particular
screw being Of that precious metal
and stamped with the official hall
mark. The case of the camera is of
pure white Morocco leather, lined with
plush and finished off with massive
gold mountings and lock, and the price
paid for it all is FL 500. And yet l
am prepared to lay long odds that a
skilltul ameteur with guinea camera
will give the Sultan long start and
beat him easily."- Tit Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-07-28
JUST FOR FUN.

"He said he'd never marry a woman
for her money" "That was before he
knew what it was to need it,
"Papa, must man be narrow mind
ed to keep in the straight and narrow
path?" mo, son; but the man who
keeps therein frequently is.''
"a woman's bonnet would not cost
much if it wasn't for the trimming -
said the mlserly husband. "Neither
would mans whiskers," answered
his wife.
"Once in a while," said Uncle Eben,
"a man thinks he his showin' his in
dependence when he is putin an un-
reasonable strain on somebody's pa
tience.
Mani don't see why Miss Mugley
should want to marry him, with all he.
money. Dick-I guess she had TO. l
don't believe he'd have taken her with.
out it.
"The letter carrier would make a
good baseball pitcher" observed the
fan. "Why?" demanded the score
board fend. "Because bis delivery is
so good.
"Miss Anteek says this is the most
sanitary of all the ages" "She ought
to know" said the man who roomed
across the hall. She's compared a
good many of them"
"Long hair on man used to be
considered a sign of strength" 4" "Well,
long hair on some men indicates that
they're too strong to work aud earn
the price of haircut"
"Don't you think that some men
make mistake in adopting politics
as career?" eyes; but it isn't as
serious as the mistake that politics
makes in adopting some men as its
representatives"
He-Yes, but women are so elusive.
She-But, then, the glory of winning.
He-Pardon me; + mean, no matter
whom you marry, you find next day
you have married somebody else.
"It's curious" said Uncle Eben, "to
hear tell bout how many geniuses has
been allowed to 7starve an how many
lazy folks manages to git livin' by
pretending to be. geniuses.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1905-07-28

Fritz was the meekest Office boy
that ever put glue on bookkeeper 8
stool. He worked for lawyer, and
one day the lawyer had a woman
client, whose brute of a husband had
beaten her and for whom he filed suit
A week later the husband, feet
tall and broad in proportion, came IN.
to the office drunk, announcing his IN
tention of whipping every. one there.
Every one was too busy, to see him
and he was left to Fritz.
Fritz held conversation with the
man and listened to his troubles. Fin-
ally the man declared loudly: "I've
buried three wives, two of them in this
county"
"What county buried the other one :
inquired Fritz.