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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-11-12

''what Have Gained from the Chapman
DANIsHgRev. G. Melby Sunday school at u
' PRESBYTERIAN.
HOPE CEAPEL-Rev. Alexander g. Patterson.
On Sunday evening" Nov. u, Hope Chapel will
unite with the other North Side churches in
Union meeting to be held at the Fourth Baptist
church. corner of Duoont ard Eighteenth ave-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. john Edward Bushnell,
ID. Morning, special preaching service at
1870; seats open to public after lo:4o: eve
wE e; NH }sIaH Fred E. Taylor, DID, At
Psalnls'' Union evangelistic services by Dr.:
Chapman at 7:45 pm pastors class viii
be conducted BY Or Bushnell acf on SATURDAY n
GRACE-Rev. Donald D. Mckay. Evening con.
grega ton will unite in evangelistic service at
Fowler M. e. church.
EPISCOPAL.
CHRIST CHURCH-Rev. Andrew B. Stowe;
services at 80 and sundayschool at 12:15.
GRACE CHURCH-Corner Twenty fourth street
and Sixteenth avenue s: Rev. Andrew D.
sE0T sG1H asEnss am nos h eSa9
ing. 1920, prayer and sermon; -, parish
evening Pm parish church
HOLY TRINITY-Rey. Stuart B. Peryis: morn
ing. 1870 am. holy communion; 1890 am.
sermon by Bishop Edsall; evening, Union sery-
ST. ANDREWs-Rev. Robert Benedict: morning.
1880, holy communion; 1890 morning prayer
and litany; evening service at st. Marks pro-
cathedral; Sundayschool. IL m.
ST. PAUL's-Corner Franklin and Bryant ave-
nues; Rev. Theodore Payne Iharston !, morn morn
| school: III service and sermon; 5 pm. even
| song.
GETHsEMANE.-Fourt avenue and Ninth street;
morning, am, holy communion; 0:3o, serg-
4 ice and sermon; preacher, Rev. Irving p.
Johnson Gethsemane congregation will unite
! with the other Episcopal churches OF the city
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CONGREGATIONAL.

zone in Ten at 10 80; evening. at $50. Song
Of Rev. Il. W. stouGn, the evangelist, and
GGl!zS%n tRs gosRs fipgeT George
brecht Morning, Seasons Of Refreshing -
Union sa-vic, at Calvary Baptist church in the
81 zsassaae With dse A?' s4sn Rp
evangclistic service at First Presbyterian
LYGDAIE1Rey g; F. Burton: Morning; Put tut
B1aisd sSlv and street ADDRESS BY
WINERY J. s. Rood Morning. Dr. TSy s the
& Hn TSs9 in e!e 5a@es s. g smith,
ing, "How Do You Regard the Goodness OF
God?.'; evening, Union meeting at First Pres
LYNHURsT-Rev G. B. Fellows Morning, "a
Splendid Triumph" No evening service. Sab
bath sch ,ol at noon: 49,
pastor will preach and ". H. COLLISION will
sing. evening, union services at the Fourth
pLY aMRs515 saru Leavitt H. Hallock Morn.
ing, "What Wilt Thou Have Me to Do?'' even
ing, Rev. Henry Ostrom.
METHODIST. :
FOREST HEIGHTs-Rev. Charles s. Davis
Morning, '.The Belated Confession; evening
church in Union service. - ..r,,.
FosRey " Heard Nor Morning IaE,,css rh a.
fSa Of Bap; esnreS
PARK AvENUERev. G. g. VALENTINE Morn
ing, sermon by the pastor: evening Id,. service
wFsLEY-Rey L. T. Guild. Morning, .Th
| Powerless STAR: evening. DR.. j.. w. Chap
man ut 1880: Fred Butler will sing specla
CENTRAL GERMAN-Rey. Christian Holm
Morning. 'The Destructiveness OF Sin"
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MAN ANGEL VS.. GIRL ANGEL
Sculptor Borglum Has Raised Prob
lem that Will Not Down.

JuUS6.
Sculptor Borglum, whose female an
gels had to give way IT. to angels angels Of Of tse
] ohm the Divine, New York, has raised
a problem which will not down. The
ANONYMOUS gentleman in sidewhiskers
who pointed out in the first instance Z
that Mr.. Borglum had misconceived tbs
sex of the angelic family has discreetly
removed himself from the foreground
of the dispute. This is well. It was
the only safe course. Tho his point was
technically well taken, it cannot. re.
main the established view that the fypi-
cal angel is a. man. 1t is impossible,
first, because the women wouldn It stand
for such a ruling, and second, because
the men folks would hardly be happy
in that conclusion.
We take it that in the present state
of woman suffrage the women, smart
ing under man-imposed limitations,
would be slow to yield any part of that
celestial superiority which is symbol
cally portrayed by wings. On the other
hand, the man-angel is survival OF
the rough, coarse times when the whls-
kered folks claimed everything worth
as we'll as more frankly honest. Every
man knows he is not an angel, and has
only dim prospects Of becoming ono.
woman, lovely woman, is the perpetual
recruiting ground of the winged and
loving throng who gid and glorify tbs
world9 The man-angel is all right to
give balance to the celestial scheme;
but it's the woman-angel every time
that commands the tender regard OF
mankind.
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ST. JAMEs-Professor George H. Wade. Morn
ing, Conservation. Let each member be pres
OF eod st. JAMES, IS The aa afrangers
the peoples church, therefore come early to get
THIRTEENTH AvENUE-Rev. c. E. Sharpe.
Morning, Gratitude Finding Expression" re-
cepton Of members: evening I Union 1 meeting hn
worth league will meet at the First Presby-
MIM ,zn G. n: Heard; Morning ming,
inss at Plymouth church: Picnic lunch Of
the pastor, Is west Fourteenth street, 8
a. + Ta7s y s stos Visiting Mesnas
gelists will preach; evening, union service at
s1 iHHsod aeSa' John H. Miller. Morning
''Tests of Christian Character"; evening
union service with fourth district churches in
to meet ali contemplating uniting with the
church at 10 a.m.. Sunday, In the lecture
room.
TAgIRMAcIRey a F. e sasnns MHrn h3fs
in evangelistic service at Trinity Lutheran
church: 49,
the Christian is to Christ; evening, Union
evangelist, service.
F1RsT-Rev. DR.. w. B. Riley. Morning service,
church open for reception Of members; evening,
unite with Plymouth church in evangelistic
campaign.
CALvARY--Rev. DR.. Fowler. Morning, "Can
Frank Granstaff, evangelist, meeting place
fourth district; singing by w. S. Davidson and
large chorus.
FREE Rev. R. R. KEENAN,; Morning, 1.-THE
union WITH the other churches in the district
TRIN1TY-Rey: =, A.; crandall Morning, "a
ing at Fowler NJ 3. church. Next Thursday
! evening regular prayer meeting; subject:
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SALE OF BIBLES
NOT INCREASED
EFFECT OF REVIVAL NOT FELT IN
BOOK STORES.
Dealers Believe, However, that Within
Few Weeks Demand for Bibles Will
Grow Surprisingly, as Converts Real
ize Their Need, First, of Instruction
from the Book of Books.

The present revival has not Influenced
the sale of Bibles and devotional works
in Minneapolis in any degree up to date.
This is the testimony Of Minneapolis
booksellers, who laid in an unusually
large supply of religious literature and
usual. However, they are not antici-
pating any loss, since they believe that
in the course of a few weeks there will
be an unprecedented run on the de-
partments devoted to religious litera-
ture, and they will probably have to
send in new orders to be able to supply
the demand. It will take some time,
they say, for the churches and Sunday
schools to organize Bible classes, which
is probably the greatest source of the
Bible sellers revenue, and it will take
some time also for the new converts
to realize that what they need most
during the ~"pilgrim progress -. is
study, and hence Bible.
There was good deal of difficulty in
the way Of ascertaininng just how large
the average daily and weekly sales of
value of annual sales, for the reason
that in the accounts of booksellers the
sales of various books are not kept sep
arate, but all are Jumped together as
daily sales According to the opinion
Of salespeople who actually handle the
sales, there is great variety In the
amount Of sales of devotional books>in
the different stores. One store makes
an average sale Of Bibles Of two or
three a day. Another sells from $4,000
to $1,000 worth year. A third sells
probably $4,000 worth of Bibles alone.
Most of them agree that there are more
Bibles sold annually than any other
books, not excepting Shakspere and
| Longfellow, otherwise the two best sell
ers in American bookstores. The pro-
prietor of the largest Bible store in the
city said emphatically that the sale OF
Bibles had increased 40 per cent in the
| last two years. HAnd everybody
knows" he added, "that there are
more Bibles sold in the world than any
other book. The reason probably is that
people are beginning to appreciate the
book for it's literary and poetic value
as well as for it's splendid system OF
ethics.'' '..s
All sellers agree that there is large
ly increased sale of expensive Bibles at
Christmas time, as they are popular
gifts. Hymnbooks are not taken into
account, since at the present time the
evangelists are carrying their own
hymnals, particular kind that is be-
coming popular, which the bookstores
do not have in stock yet. Ministers
from the country, it is true, have been
interested in religious works recently,
and have bought many books, but that
does not alter the fact that the revival
has not as yet accomplished practical
results in the way Of Bible buying,
since books are their business. Book
sellers are still awaiting the harvest.
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Hymns YouO Ought to KnosO
"At the Door,"
BY THE REV. WILLIAM wAISHAM HOW

William Walsham How bishop of Bedford,
was born at Shrewsbury, England, Dee. ID, 1928
His best work as minister of the Church of
England was done at Kiddermlnster and later
amongst the destitute in the East End, London.
Altho he did not begin to publish his poetical
compositions until he was well advanced in
years his hymns are already well known a num-
Der Of them being found In all the standard
hymnals In the English church his songs for
children have been acceptable. But, in all lands,
the one given below is by far the most popular
Of all his compositions. 1t is usually sung to
the tune Of 'St. Hilda" Its theme is beau
tifully illustrated in Holman Hunts celebrated
painting, 1.-THE Light of the World"l
o Jesus, thou art standing
Outside the fast closed door,
In lowly patience waiting
To pass the threshold DER;
We bear the name of Christians,
His name and sign we bear;
o, shame, thrice shame upon us,
To keep him standing there!
Jesus, thou are knocking;
And 10! that hand is SCARED,
And thorns thy brow encircle,
And tears thy face have marred,
% love that passeth knowledge,
So patiently to wait;
sin that hath equal,
So fast to bar the gate.
o Jesus, thou are pleading
In accents meek and low
II died for you, my children,
And will ye treat me sop
Lord, with shame and sorrow
We open now sthe door;
Dear Savior, enter, enter,
And leave nevermore!
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in Union service at st. Marks pro-cathedral.
on Wesser being the preas cher
munton; pm, Sundayschool; pm. evening
prayer and special music.
EVANGELICAL ASSOCIATION.
HIGHLAND PARK - Twenty-hfth avenue N:
Rev. F. r. Plantikow; preaching by pastor at
8 pm; Sundayschool at pm.
ZION-Sixth avenue N;Rev. F. R. Plantfkow;
morning, sermon by pastor; evening service.
LUTHERAN.
SALEM ENGL1sH-Rev; George r. Trabert.
DID,; Rev. DR.. e. A. Sharrets Will preach In
the morning; evening. 1.-THE Christians Equip
rR nsRt 5er eEhMAN Frederic Steven:
morning, "sutterings School OF Faith; even
1890 am; the choir will sing; evening" Eng:
lish service, Luther league; the theologicall
give short addresses. John ". Arctander Bible
class will meet at 1910; the Norwegian and
English Sundayschools will meet at the same
AUGUsTANA-Rev. G. J. Petri; morning. ''The
Sign Of the Prophet Jonas: evening. Saved
Grace and Not by English sun
& at 1915 pm.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.
ALL CHURCHES Morning, "soul and Body"
UNITARIAN.
NAZARETH (Norwegian)- Amandus Norman;
Optional or Miraculous in Religion and in
A'le. UNlvERsALlsT.
CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER- Marion D..
the Public CONSCIENCE; evening, .'The Con
queror Of the World
ALL SOULS William b. Ryder Morn.
ing, salvation or Service" Sunday school
IUTTLEA. r. Tillinghast; morning ''Growing
Soul; evening. The Solitudes Of Life
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PULPIT AND PEW.

A union young peoples meeting, will be held
in the Lowry Hill Congregational. church this
Presby terrain, Lake Street NJ. E., Linden Hills
Congregational and Lowry Hill Congregational
viii march in body after the meeting to
Fowler M; E. church. where evangelistic SER
vices will be conducted by DR.. F. r. Taylor:
ing the pastor. Rev. Charles F. Hubbard. ID,
will preach 'The Mysteries of Grace" The
daughter of DR.. J: Wilbur Chapman.
The song. service this afternoon at Asbury
hospital will be conducted by Park Avenue Ep-
worth league. The Thirteenth Avenue young
people had charge last Sunday, afternoon. The
district league bimonthly meeting will not be
to revival services. which will be continued by
many Of the churches ...- ~ p.
The kindergarten department Of the Church
of the Redeemer Sunday school will meet az
10:3O the hour of the morning service: The
intermediate and senior departments will meet
ple's Christian union will meet at $3.50, in the
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The Whole State of New Jersey
To Be Fired Nth Religious Zeal
Following Minneapolis Campaign, the Chapman Forces
Are to Undertake the Hercuean Task of Accusing an
Entire State by Simultaneous Meetings in all the
Leading Cities Work Begins This Week.

field, is New Jersey man well &C
quainted with that field. Rev. J. W.
Cochran and Rev. Charles Cuthbert Hall
are both New York ministers. Rev: G..
G.. Jordan, who goes to New Brunswick,
comes from an Illinois parish. Rev.
Chester Birch, who goes to Dunellen, is
Of St. Louis. He is famed cornetist,
the possessor of beautiful gold instru-
ment, which he plays at the meetings.
Rev. Charles n Hunt is former Min
neapolis man. He goes to Newton first,
then Metuchen. Rev. Thomas Needham
is Philadelphia resident. All the other
evangelists are men WHO have served in
Minneapolis and elsewhere with DR..
Chapman. ~
c.. T. Schaefer, the children's evan.
gelist, who has been with DR.. Chapman
for some time, and Mr.. and Mrs. Will.
liam Asher, the saloon and slum work
ers, will put in the month in New Jer.
sey at Newark, Paterson and Jersey
City.
Among the new singers, especially
| worthy Of note, is Professor e. o. Elk
| cell, who goes to Elizabeth and New
Brunswick. He is Chicago man, and
a composer Of considerable fame.
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A Sermon for Today
1.-The Good Time Coming"
HENRY F. COPE.
Jesus came into Galilee preaching the gospel
Of the kingdom Of God.-Mark l., IA.
HENRY F. COPE.

Of the kingdom Of God.-Mark l., H.
III " UMAN1TY has always believed in the
- coming of the kingdom of God. 1t
4 has always looked for day when
discords should cease, when the will
Of the loving Lord Of all should be the law
for all. 1t has never at heart believed that
oppression, injustice, and the suffering that
springs from selhshness and sin normal
to us, could ever be right or were even irrem-
ediable Deep In US all there is the conviction
that there is in this world a power that works
for righteousness, for peace, for higher forms
of living, and that happiness is but harmony
with that power.
At some time every sees the vision Of
the better times coming. No matter how dark
some ancient wrong righted, some old abuse
gone forever, some tyrant dead, and some new
and fairer, holier things begun. To the normal
heart each day to bring at least a little
past proves it. The dreams of our fathers have
come true; better things than they even dared
to hope have been accomplished. An honest
review Of history is a decided antidote for
pess1mism.
No longer can we be content to believe that
the universe is the plaything Of the devil, or
hold a doubt as to the ultimate issue Of the
conflict of the ages. To world stepped in
the cynicism that said the gods are dead and
hope Is but folly, Jesus came with the good
news Of God still on his throne of great
Father Of all loving and working for the
good of all. He has taught the ages the eternal
and unconquerable might of the good. He was
the apostle of hope; hungry hearts turned tt
him and he fed them with happiness.
He did not talk Of better things in some othcl
world of a good time coming in the days We
might not beyond the grave. This king
dom Of heaven was something real, immediate
simple, substantial. So practical and present
was it that the people who preferred to post
pone the realization Of their religion to some
other world were shocked, offended, and aroused
to opposition.
But to men then and to men today Their
come times, many and often, when we most O
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all need to be assured that this is right
world; that this Kingdom of the good, where
right, truth. Justice, and mercy reign Is coming
and is becoming more and more effective right
here. = 1t may seem as tho God had forgotten,
as tho the only law was that Of the fist, as
tho justice and mercy had fallen. In that time
of struggle they are helpless who are hopeless.
They are invincible who cling to the assurance
of the reign Of Righteousness, who see the good
being wrought out of the seeming i'll and the
peace coming from the pain.
Men learning to read the record OF nature
have found there the Endorsement Of the mes
sage Of the great teacher; she shows the long
process Of all things working together for good,
to bring in the reign Of the best. Consider
the lilies; their perfection is the product of
the ages. If God so clothe the grass of the
field, shall he not much more you? The hand
Of love that fashions a flower with so much
care in order that it might minister to man
will not move with less skill where the making
Of man is concerned.
The trouble full often is that we are look
ing for that coming golden age to. consist in
golden things the good time coming means to
many but more meat and drink, clothes, furni-
ture, and follies. But golden streets do not
make a golden age; warehouses Of parlor suits
do not make single home. There will be
plenty Of every good thing when the wrongs
within are righted, when the old greed, malice,
| and bitterness are gone. New hearts make the
new age.
Yet the new heart and the new age shall be
ours If we but believe in its possibility. Faith
in its coming brings it. Believe in the better
day work. pray for it, be fit for it. 1t dawns
every day; every breath brings 1t nearer. This
is the good news, that man moves into the
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'tElection' Explained
DR.. Chapman Tells the Definition Of q
Colored Brother. +-

At the Commercial club Tuesday
DR.. Chapman, in speaking of the non
UNCONVENTIONAL character Of the religi
Gus movement, said that the churches
appeared to be getting together. AS for
himself he represented the Presby-
terrain church, but he made nothing Of
that in his work.
In Atlanta, Ca, however, In the won
derful campaign there, some credit
seemed to be given to the Presbyterian
church. Two old darkey clergymen were
discussing the matter. One of them
stated his adherence to the Presbyterian
church which had done SO much for
his people in the "norf.' The Metho-
dist brother stuck, however, on the: doc
trine Of election. He said if he could
get around that he would become a
Presbyterian. III .1". =.
2. CIT hat IS nuffin,,'' said the Presby-
terrain. "The elections jes' goin on
all de time. The debbil votes fob you
every day and the de Lord votes for
you every day and den de way you
votes is de way you go.o ;
Z DR.. Chapman said he had been in the
seminary and had passed thru the
heights and misty depths Of the sub.
ject, but this little argument settled
the whole matter for him.
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Rev: 6has. 6. Smith. H. &. smyth a
Bloomfield and Plainfeld.
Arthur J. Smith. INF and Mrs. Montgomery.
Englewood and Plainfeld-
Mr.. and Mrs. Granstan. W. R. Ward
Orange.
Rev. J.. W. Cochran. Rev. Chas. cuthbert Hall,
Hugh Black. -s~.-...s ~
Elizabeth and New Brunswick.
Rev. W. e. Biederwold Prof. f.. O. EXCEL.
Rev. G. G. Jordan. R. E. Mitchell.
Mansquan, Railway and Englishtown.
Rev. A. N. Thompson, DID. To be supplied.
Dunellen and Bound Brook.
Rev. Chester Birch. Mrs. Chester Birch.
go. Montclair and Vineland.
Rev. Henry ostronn, DID. John P. Hills
:i- Newton.
Rev. Ohas. N. Hunt. O. q. Coultes.
Vineland. --
Rev. Thomas Needhana. ..
Metuchen. H..
Rev Charles N. Hunt.
Appointments are yet to be desig-
mated for Perth Amboy, Summit and
Trenton. 3.
In the above list of names, will be
seen several who were not in the Mime
apolis campai gn, and who, are in addi-
tion to the former staff Of Chapman
workers. MostSof these additional la
borers are men ofenote. Rev. O. G. Nc
Dowell has just resigned a passionate at
Oak Lane, Patio enter the evangelistic
field, beginning at Paterson. Rev. w.
A. Bodell, assigned to Paterson also, is
an Indiana minister of considerable elo-
quence. Rev. DR.. John A. Earl, who
goes to Jersey City, is a Waterloo, Iowa,
pastor, who leaves his parish tempo,
rarily to enter the New Jersey cam,
paign. Rev. John Robertson, who goes
to Jersey City, is an eloquent Chicago
preacher, formerly Of Glasgow, Scot:
land. Rev.. Lester H. Leggett, also OF
Jersey City force, has resigned parish
at Nebraska City, Neb., to enter the re.
vival field. He formerly resided in New
Jersey. Rev. Thomas Houston, of the
Jersey City corps, is a famed blinc
preacher Of great reputation for clio
quence Rev. Timan Hobson, who also
goes to Jersey City, joins the Chap
man brigade from Pasadena Cal. Rev
4 E. F. Hallenbeck, who goes to Newark
! comes from Binghamton, N. Y. Rev
Charles Cullen Smith, assigned to New
ark, is of Chicago, brother Of FREQ
Smith, the great *. M. G. A. evangelist
Arthur J. Smith, who begins at Bloom
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SENTENCE SERMONS.

Honest prayer kills pride.
s~ !, -4.AazE-
Rites have. done little for the right
Killing time is throwing Il life away
Trimmed truth does not improve it's appear
ance. r.
Atheism is simply moral anarchy.
+
The only thing that makes any man superior
to another is his service.
+ ,
No church is rich unless the poor sit in
her pews.
Ecclesiastical log rolling turn,she. the devn
with plenty Of fuel.
!.
As soon as the minister becomes 4 mendoza Mt
the church loses man.
j.
The smaller a mans line the larger will be
his Busy sign.
The time to be most wary Of new sin is when
you bury an old one.
Your opinion Of life may be but a reflection
Of life's opinion Of you;
You arc not sure of being right with God
because you are wrong 8. with every one else
The man who has mind Of his own is
anxious to give every one piece OF it.
It does not make the saints tender hearted
to keep them in hot water.
The less a man thinks Of his virtues the
greater their value. -.---:.
~s
One Of the poorest ways Of getting to know
people is finding out things about them.
sa -
Many a church is praying for more consecra
tion when 1t needs to put more in the collection
... +
A mans diligence in business Is religious II
proportion as his religion is diligent BUSINESS
= !.
| You are not likely to get to heaven by inchinl
| it that way on Sunday and hot footing it thu
| other all the week. Henry F. Cope.
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THE SEASONS
By O. L.. Edison.
MN 1D1-f1o1

By O. l.. Edison.
o autumn paradoXical,
Best season Of the year,
When coal begins to boom in price
We know you're summers near.
I hail your SHOWS and frosty blows
With loud exultant cry.
For now the flies begin to duck
The ducks begin to fly.
Trees pack their wardrobes in their trunks,
They heed the winters call,
For ere the fall begins to leave
The leaves begin to fall.
Ho, sausages and griddle cakes,
They make you feel divine,
For now it is you pine for pork,
Tho not for porc-u- pine.
So CLEAN again the fodder fields
And pile the pumpkins high;
For tho, as food, squash may seem punk,
It's never punk in-pie,