The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-03-31

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it's very pretty.-Detroit Free Press.
did l see you kissing my daughter,
sir?' Il really don't know, sir, | was
too much occupied at the time to no.
tice. Life.
.George-They say the fish bite
through the ice. May-Heavens! And
had looked forward to such fine times
ng.-Washington Post.
Cholly-Dye know, Miss Pepper, l
deadly love horses! Miss Pepper i'm
agined so when saw you Rugged the
neck of the one you were riding yes
terday.-Cleveland Leader.
One of the Girls-Why, there's Mr..
Scorcher! 1t seems strange that he
should be studying medicine. The Man
Not at all Doctors are allowed to
exceed the speed limit.-Life.
did you buy your way to your pres
en- position of political prominence?"
Certainly, did," answered Senator
Sorghum. IF there is anything
hate it's dead-head. Washington
Star
Johnny-Ma says Mr.. Pedaller is
a most conscientious teacher. What
does she mean by that, pa? Pa-She
means he is a good man to take les
sons from. but very poor man f1nan-
cially.
He-I don't know of thing | would
not do for you She-Then you will
have mother come and live with us!
He-Thanks for reminding me. But
don't know of anything else wouldn't
do for you.
Fweddie-That creature actually told
me to mind my own business, y know!
Cholly-The impertinent wretch! Fwed-
die-Positively insulting. AS if to in
sinuate, don't y know, that l was in
business !-Cleveland Leader.
Bilkins-I never knew Cockshure to
acknowledge that he had made a mis-
take. Pilkins-I did once. Bilkins-How
did it happen? Pilkins-He put the
lighted end of his cigar in his mouth.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
whats Gayboy cursing his luck so
savagely about now?" His wife caught
him coming out of a jewelers. with
box in his hand. Now he's got to
buy her some jewelry, too, for
Christmas present Town Topics.
Balty Moore-Oh, pshaw, old man,
wouldn't worry about Blowhard's opin-
ion of me, If | were you. Calvert, Jr.-
1t isn't his opinion I'm worrying about.
It's the grounds l happen to know he
has for that opinion.-aBltimore Amer
lean.
Watts all dis talk about revisin' de
tariff, Weary" why de fellers dat
is interested in pertectin' certain lines
O. goods is goin' to cut down de per-
lection on de goods Of de odder Teller
an wicy wersy."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Bertha-Only think! Carrie has re-
fused Fred Sweetser, and we all be-
lieved she thought the world of him.
Cassie-So she did; but he proposed
by letter. Naturally, you know, she
couldn't have any respect for a man
who could be SO unwise.
Mr. CltyHdLI NIedulnBJ ho WiuO"
of that "comnuter' who was killed in
the railroad wreck has been awarded
sixty thousand dollars damages. Mrs.
Cityhatt- I've been vain
ly trying to induce you to move to the
suburbs for years-you mean thing!-
Puck.
What did Sallie say when you pro-
posed?" Dick-She asked me if l felt
sure she was the brightest, prettiest,
sweetest girl in all the world. Harry
And. of course, you said yes? Dick
On the contrary, l told her l thought
she was a very ordinary creature.
Maryland of course that settled it
Dicil-It did. She said it was evident
we were a perfect match. She had
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