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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19

on account of it's situation and natural
advantages 1t has harbor which is ex-
tremely valuable as a naval base, Here
Il was that Boscawen's fleet collected TO
convey Wolfe and his troops to the
conquest Of Quebec.
As the headquarters Of the British
North American and West Indian
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19
SPIKE AND ALL

II. G., Bush, traffic manager Of the
Colorado Midland, arrived IN this city
from Denver this afternoon,
Grading on the Mnidoka branch
will all Ne cleaned up by the end Of
next month II the present clip is
maintained
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19
A NAfJha .JnyMan.
VENERATED BY IND

The cut shows the noted Sheep
ers' monument in the Thunder NO.
tain country IN Idaho. This huge su.
more majestic In It's outlines than
Egyptian obclisk5, has been reverod 10
generations by the tribe known az
sheep Eaters as a memorial to their
proves, II is a great natural monolith
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19
BIG BUSINESS.
Yellowstone Park Bookings for Parties
Up TO July 80 Already.

Asst. General Passenger Agent d. S.
Spencer of the Oregon Short Line re-
ports that eastern parties are already
booking for Yellowstone park, some
reservations having been made for as
far ahead as July 80. A satisfactory
feature of the bookings is that most
Of the parties are comprised OF from
so to 100 people. This state OF affairs
has never prevailed before and all in
dIcations point to Yellowstone travel
records being smashed to smithereens
this summer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19
w. D, CORNISH HIRE.

Nlct President OF the Hartman lines IL
In sHli Lake.
Vice President W, u. Cornish OF SOW
cral Hartman corporations, arrived IN
Salt Lake this morning In his private
car on business connected with the
Oregon Short Line Judge Cornish
viii probably remain here several days
going over the local situation,
l.. G. Stohr assistant traffic director
OF the Hartman lines with headquar-
tprs In Chicago, is still In this city
looking into freight matters.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19

with returning limit good until oct. 81.
This VIII mean that passengers can
come to Salt Lake ana ogden from
Chicago and remain here four months
ere returning, all for $40,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19
Chenn Rae. oa RurIlngton.

The Burlington announces some cheap
rates west from Chicago this summer
which are based on a single fare plus
90 cents FOR the round trip. Tickets
will be on sale from June to Sept. 80
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19

~, a new tastolcus discovery which can no
wen IN tea, coffee or food Hearty on-
,oTsed by w. G.. ~ II ava an tsmn.r.
tr5' workers, II does It's work 20 slIen w
Tsiols urely that while the devoted w 10.
,ri VT daughter looks ON the dunk.
ma n reclaimed even against lis win
ssr,, without his knowledge. Send our
ES and address TO Dr j. W, Haines
Ny mail q trial package al q lden -pe.
iruriL Ioe 10 show how e's'ly il ls to cure
"uNASrds with this remedy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19
IN ENeLIsH IpeA oF plseRAoE.

A shabbily dressed man wearing a
pair Of army trousers was arrested and
fined IN Stratford. England for bring
ing discrcdlt on his majesty's uniform"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19
The Imported French Coach Stallion Urville 1924

A both Wa o
He the sensational high n
Intepde greatest everp
imported and carload Ogden
High Stallion Mr.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-04-19

TRUMAN L. ELTON
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
IneurabIe.

did you hear
about the man
who fell in love
with his wife ?"
mo. Poor fell
low, couldn't the
doctors do any
thing for him ~
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Cams Natural.

"Johnsby is get
ting to be such a
hard drinkeri !"
"Nonsensel He
drinks as easily
as any man I ever
saw"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30

Quite the Con-
trary.
Mae = So she's
got a real lover.
Helen - Oh, no
indeed!
Mae-Iheard she
had.
Helen-Oh. no;
she says he's her
ideal.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
The Differences.

Appendicitis is
not any more pain
full than cramp
collie, but it is a
! great deal more
stylish.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
SET IN HEB WAYS.

Little Chick-Papa, why don't mann
ma come off the nest any more?
Mr.. Rooster-My child, when you
have known your mother as long as I
you viii find that she is dreadfully set
in her ways every year about this
time.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
A CRUEL eIRE.

Mr.. Footinnit-Are you eligible to
Miss Passe-Gh. dear, yes. I'm thir-
ty-five, but this is So
Mr.. Footinnit-I was about to ask if
you are eligible to membership in the
Spinsters' club.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
ACHIEVEMENT.

She went to cooking school and paid
For knowledge how to boil and bake
Her biscuits heavy were as lead.
Her husband tasted them and said
1.-THE kind that mother COULDN'T
make"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Fad a Purpose.

Queer. but Jones
is tickled to death
because his chill
dren are so bad" "
"He must have
it in for the neigh
bers."
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
A Slight Reserva-
tion.

$50 Bronson lost
everything when
he failed ?"
Yes. All was
lost but honor and
what he had in his
wife's name.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Ten minutes later.
FORTIFIED.

Mrs. Hatterson-I am going to meet
my husband at 1 o'clock to select some
decorations for the drawing room.
Mrs. Catterson-What do you want
him with you for?
"Well, in case they don't turn out
right l can say it was his fault"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
III.
HER INQUIRY.

'1 have met remarked the old man
''but two sensible women in my life"
The innocent maid gazed into his face
and asked, "Who was the other wom-
an?"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
The Other Kind.

Edge What is
his occupation
Wedge-He is a
man of letters.
Edge = All, an
author?
Wedge = No. a
mail carrier.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Goino to Press,

81 can't see you
tonight. 1 have a
pressing engage
ment in the sub
urbs.' .
MAY I ask the
y u n g l a d y s
name ?"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
During the Ride.

rs this your first
experience with
the automobile ?''
mot exactly. I've
lodged a few of
them"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
A Sure TEST.

"I wish I knew
whether she really
loved me.
Tell her you
have lost your
money and you
will ind out. .
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Not In the Name.

Not In the Name.
''I can't see why
they call a man
with two wives q
bigamist." d"
1T is just a
name, I suppose"
Eyes, but where
is there anything
that he missed ?"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
A Successful Case.

- SUCCESSFUL OdSSs
First lawyer
just concluded a
very success sful
case.
Second Lawyer
Your client won,
ell? :?
First Lawyer
oh, no, but I got
my fees.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30

81 know a fellow who saved. two lives
In one day"
'Oh, that's nothing. 1 once saved
nine lives in five minutes"
How did you manage that?"
"Oh, I just picked a cat out of two
feet of water"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Snap For His

Snap For His
Friends.
why don't you
buy your cigars
by the box and
save money ?"
TRY it once, and
you will see that
it saves money
mostly for your
friends"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
HARSH.

Coquette-Suppose / gave you the
marble heart?
Suitor-I would refuse to believe it
genuine It would probably be an imi-
tation, like your front steps.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30

For Self Protec-
ton.
It is strange
that Miss B. never
married"
"Oh, I don't
know. Most of the
men around here
carry pistols"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Couldn't Under
stand 1t.

What did you
kick my dog for.?''
"The worthless
cur bit me.
Impossible. He
is an Intelligent
dog and has plen-
ty of wholesome
food at home.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30

BY One Point.
Edge-Tray was
a good dog.
Wedge-Yes, but
Four Spot was
better.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
The Proper Shade,

The Proper Shade,
| ''It is only nat
ural that a man
should want to
have his grave
kept green"
.'I suppose SO.
Still, 1 should
think blue grass
woIlld be more ap-
propriate.'
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Would Be His
Choice.

More people die
from overeating
than from starva-
tion."
-But think how
much pleasanter a
death it isl"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
They Need Pro-
lection.

lection.
What are you
going to do with
the rest of that
pie ?"
"Give it to the
dog
Don't you know
there is a society
for the prevention
of cruelty to ami
mails ?"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
Like All of the
Others.

1--WE had great
hopes that John
would do some-
thing original. but
he has sadly dis
appointed us.
What has hap
pened now ?''
HE has invent
ed a flying ma
chine"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30

Only Safe Time.
Lets go shop
ping
81 have no mon
ey."
Neither have I.
That is the only
condition in which
my husband will
allow me to 60"
The Topeka state journal., 1905-09-30
THERE WAS NO DANGER.

Mrs. Traddles- Tommy, you mustn't
go fishing with Peter Rishers. He is
just getting over the measles.
Tommy TraddIes=There won't he
any danger. mother. Inever catch anv.
thing when I'm fishing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Married..

Mr.. Louis Schnasse Of town Emmet
and Miss Clara Leidig of Milwaukee
were Joined in the holy bonds of mat
rimony at st. Marks parsonage last
Tuesday, Rev. j. Klingmann officiating.
Mr.. Emil Meschke Of town Shields
and Miss Anna Engel, of this city.
were married Friday afternoon at the
residence of Rev. H. Sterz
At the home OF the brides parents,
Mr. and Mrs Charles Bratz, town OF
Ixonia. at 2 o'clock Saturday, occurred
the wedding of Mr.. Henry Baumann
and Miss Sarah Braatz. A large e
mum Der of invited guests We're present
at the reception which followed the
ceremony.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Photo CO. Organized.

The first meeting of the stockholders
of the Watertown Photo company was
held Thursday. The. company has re
Gently been organized with capital
stock of $4,000 Of s. shares. The com
pany operates photograph galleries in
Waterloo, Lake Mills, Jefferson and
Watertown. A constitution and by
laws was adopted for the guidance of
the officers At the stockholders meet
ing the following directors were chosen:
II. j. DOnner, A, r. Meyers, w. S.
Williams, j. G.. Patten, G. L. Patten
Ernst Krueger, Alfred Huebbe. rhe
directors elected the following officers
President, A R. Meyers; vice president,
W. S. Williams: secretary, Alfred
Huebbe: treasurer, II j. Bonner.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Teachers Examinations,

All teachers whose certifica tes ex-
pire this spring and all others intenu-
ing to teach in jefferson county this
spring are requested to appear and
write at one of the examinations given
below. The examination will begin at
10 O'Clock the first morning at the diff
ferent places. and one hour earlier the
second morning if agreeable to all.
All material for writing will be fur
nished by the county superintendent:
Waterloo, March 22 and %; Ixonia,
March "a and %; Ft. Atkinson, March
27 and 26 Jefferson( Court house, March
20 and 80; Rome, March 81 and April |.
Those pupils who do not expect to
find it convenient to attend school dur
ing the spring term, and others, if de-
sired, may write on deploma question
at the teachers examina tions. The
regular diploma examinations will be
held May Is, 19 and 20, by committee
in ten different central places in the
county. The same plan of declamatory
sectional and country contests will be
carried out as last year.
A two day county teachers institute
will be held at Palmyra on March II
and Is. All that find It convenient
are invited to attend the meeting.
Prof. Cheever. Prof. Terry add Prof
Buell. will assist in conducting the in
stitute.
John NJ HaselWoCd,
County Superintendent Of Schools
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
The StrOlIerS at
Turner Opera House

Milwaukee papers speak very highly
Of The Strollers, which will appear
at Turner Opera House next Sunday
evening, March 10. The Daily News
says:
The Strollers" is quite the most
pretentious thing which has been at
the Alhambra this season. not except
ing Buster Brown" which although
newer and equally as bright, as REGARDS
the book did not come up to the same
standard musically."
Evening Wisconsin,: Filled with
bright and catchy music, replete with
amusing situs tions and presented by
an adequate company, The Stroll
lers," which opened for weeks run
at the Alhambra Sunday constitutes
one of the best attractions seen at that
playhouse this season.
The chorus is we'll drilled and the
voices composing it are evenly bal
anced and thoroughly trained The
music throughout is pleasing and
popular, though none of it is pretent-
ious. The scenery is the same as that
used in the original prod uctions and
the costuming is brilliant and effective.
The women of the cast are all be-
yond the average in ability and per-
sonal appearance.
The Milwaukee Herold says it's the
biggest hit Of the season.
"The Strollersn played at the Great
Northern in Chicago all last week and
is packing the Alhambra at Miwau-
kee this week.
Manager Bethke guarantees this
attraction:
| take pleasure in announcing the
above attraction to my patrons and
guarantee it to be the best comedy
opera that ever played in Watertown.
Ii not as [ represent it, [ will refund
your money. Although this is a ST. so
attraction [ have placed the prices
within reach of everyone, 80, rs and
81, which should result in a packed
house. Signed, VIM. Bethke.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Basketball Game.

Friday night the eighth grade team OF
the public school played return game
with the Sacred Heart team in the COL
lege gymnasium. The score was 18 to
13 in favor of the eighth grade. Dur
ing the game four field baskets were
made by the eighth grade team, three
being made by Cyrus Casey and one by
James O'Brien. The Sacred Heart
boys were favored with three field bas-
kets. The eighth grade team has had
no defeat in their first years. experience
at basketball.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Street Cars for "COOney''

In an interview in Sundays Sentinel,
John L. Beggs, president of the
Milwaukee Electric Railway Company,
states positively that the building Of
the new line from Waukesha Beach to
Oconomowoc, which the people in that
section of the state have desired for a
long time, will be accomplished during
the comine summer. The company
expects to expend $4,000 in con
structing this line. 1t will be thirteen
miles long and a trip over the line
can be made in an hours time. The
officials Of the town of Emmett have
granted right of way over the cross
ways and highways and the company
now has the entire route from Wauke-
sha to OconomowOc. An ordinance
is now pending before the Oconomowoc
council to allow the extension of the
lines through the city, and the officials
have consulted with them, which will
undoubtedly result in the passage of
an ordinance which must result in the
passage of an ordinance for the mutual
protection Of the interests of the city
as we'll as the street car company.
1--WE could stop our cars at the
present terminus of the right of way
now acquired by u.s." said Mr.. Beggs,
land we could save quite an extra ex
expense, but the people Of Ocono-
mowoc would then be compelled to
walk about three quarters of a mile.
which would certainly be inconvenientn
Naturally the citizens of Watertown
are interested in the early completion
of the Oconomowoc-W -Waukesha streeI
car line, believing this will indirectly
hasten the completion of the Ocono-
mowoc-W atertown line. William c.
Stone, president of this company, states
that the line from Oconomowoc to
Watertown would certainly be built,
commenced. The line,'' said be,
"will be put through between the
cities as soon as practicable, but will
not touch portions Of streets where
property owners have refused to sign
permits. That is out of the question.
The line, however, will be built to
Watertown and seek another avenue
besides West Main street for the
projection Of the line south and west of
Watertown as proposed"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
State Superintendency.

The candidacy of President Albert
Salisbury of the Whitewater Norm al
is receiving just recognition at the
hands of the press all over the state
There can be 20 question as to his ex-
ceptional fitness for this high Office.
AS the popular head of one of our most
successful Normal Schools for a period
of twenty years. and who during his
incum bency has inaugurated inuumer-
able reforms for the advancement Of
our schools through efficient teaching.
and as the author of valuable educa-
tional works, he should receive the
non partisan endorsement of our people
in bis candidacy for state saperinten
dent. With Il record such as he now
holds in his present position, can there
be a dOnbt as 10 what he will accom-
plish in Still broader field of labor in
which he could serve the entire state ?
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Musical Recital.

The pupils of Miss Marie Hummel
gave a musicale at her home in North
Water street Thursday evening. They
were aided by the Amateur Musical
club in rendering the following pro-
gram:
March, old Glory Weber
Amateur Musical Club.
The Merry Wood Nymph Engelmann
Irene Zimmerman
IntermeZzO Mascigna
Maude Spear
La Coquette, Valse Capribe w. Smith
Raymond Rogler
Narcissus Nevin
Gertrude Scheiber
In the Mountain Cot Hins
Ella Lewandowski
Ripples of the Alabama Andrew
Overture, Poet and Peasant Won Suppl
Amateur Musical Club
Invitation to the Dance Won Weber
Lillian Jaedecke
In Tranquil Night Kawly
Esther Koenig
Sparkling Stream, etude BitneI
Mamie Stacy
Cathedrale Echoes, reverie Read
Elsa MOser
Mozart's Fantisie Mol
Kathryn Becker
Overture, Lustspiel Keller Bals
Amateur Musical Club
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Steps Taken to
Organize Fair

At city hall Monday evening was
held a mass meeting to discuss the
advisability of organizing fair assso-
citation for Watertown. 1t was the
unanimous opinion of those present
that an annual Fair was desirable for
our city and it was the sense OF the
meeting that the matter should be
pushed to successful issue.
H. G. CRUDE called the meeting to
order and stated it's object and gave
the assurance that the Watertown
Driving Park Club would be willing to
turn in its property to a fair assocla-
tion if such an organization were
formed. This property includes the
half mile track, buildings, fences. etc ),
now on the driving clubs grounds in
the Seventh ward.
Frank E. WooGard was, on motion,
elected temporary chairman, and
Charles Mulberger was made secre-
tary. The proposed project was then
carefully discussed and committee
appointed with power to formulate
plans of organization and report at a
meeting to be called by themselves
whenever they are ready to report.
The committee is made up as follows:
Frank E. Woodard, O. G.. Hahn, Mayor
Herman Wertheimer. Herman g.
CRUDE, Henry Mulberger, T. w.
Lehman, j. M. Malloy Edward l..
Schempf
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
N. w. u. Notes.

The outlook for a fast team 20 repre-
sent our University this year is good
The men who were on asst years team
and are back again this year are Wend-
land, Kumm, Capt Woyahn. Breutz-
nann, Nieghorn, Heilmann and
Whyte. For the two vacant positions
q mum Der Of candidates are at work.
The first game of the season will be
played with the St. Johns cadets Of
Delafeld.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Street Improvement Bids.

Ely & Dun of Marshalltown, Iowa
are the lowest bidders for the proposed
macadam improvement of certain
streets in Watertown the present year
and it is likly that this firm will be
awarded the contract. There were
several other bidders. Seven bids
were considered as follows:
Ely & Dun, Marshalltown. la $15,-
753 40; E. l.. Bartlett, Watertown.
SIG, ,095. 16; j. A. Heinemann, Chicago
$17, 1902 3S; j. r. Quinn, Madison,
$1S,015. 25; j. Rasmussen & Son, Osh-
kosh, $18,998.83; Badger Con- Co. ,
Milwaukee, 19,215.56; Blake Bros
Madison, 2O23 6S.
The plans call for the macadamizing
Of CIyman street from Second to Tenth
streets, Second street from. Western
avenue to Clyman streets. North Wash
ington from West Main to Elm streets.
The work to be done includes 6114
cubic yards Of excavation, $3.50 feet
com bined curb and Is inch gutter,
3415 feet combined curb and "a inch
gutter, 24O feet retaining curb on Is
inch gutter, 1872 feet retaining curb on
24 inch gutter, cement blocks on Is
inch gutter, 4 cement blocks on "a inch
gutter, $50 feet inch retaining curb,
1904 square yards macadam road
way, 351 square yards cement cross
walks and cutters.
Ely & Dun, the lowest bidders, did
the brick and macadam work in Wa
te:town last year. The contract will
likely be let at the next meeting of the
city council, March 21.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
Handsome Prizes for Bright Minds.

The Evening Wisconsin offers sew
enty-eight premiums having al aggre-
gate value of $4,000 to the correct or
nearest correct solutions to the series
Of fifty eight proverb pictures now run
ming in that paper The contest COM
menced February 13 and there will be
published from day to day proverb
picture for fifty eie ht consecutive days.
All readers of the Evening Wisconsin
may participate in this contest 1t is
interesting, entertaining aud instruc-
i've. Get a copy Of the Evening Wis
consin and enter the contest at once
You may win the automobile or piano.
Information pertaining to the contest
may be obtained by writing the Prover1
Editor, Evening Wisconsin, Milwaukee
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-15
An Enjoyable Evening.

Monday evening the members OF
Typographical Union No. .618 gave
a most enjoyable smoker" in honor
of their respective employers, who. it
with alacrity the invitation extended
to them.
It was indeed one of those gather
ings for which the newspaper fratern-
ity is famous. Good cheer and fellow
suited in bringing those present into
even closer panionship than be-
fore. Witty and humorous anecdotes,
together with music and song, made
the hours fly most swiftly. Refresh
not lacking. and the way in which
these disappeared was most discour-
feed some twenty hungry printers. In
this correction we wish to state that
than dozen sand wiches and was still
yelling for more Then there was
James Holland, of the Times. He
wanted to know if limburger sand
wiches were good for the gout. and
proceeded to take more than a half
dozen of these odoriferous 'delicacies"
in charge. Brother James Moore of
the Gazette, whose special delight is to
puff away at big black cigar(D was
almost entirely hidden from view in
the hazy atmosphere FOR which he was
responsible Then there WAS Cruger
and Schnolcraft and the writer of these
lines. They didu't say much, until
hey were accused by several Of the
typos Of enleavoring to fill their pock-
cts with sandwiches and cigars for
future reference" The whole mat
ter was brought to a happy conclusion,
however, when Herr Joseph CLAUS, he
Of the mighty Alps, broke forth in,
'.Du kapnst nicht Pfaumen pHuecken
Won meinem Feigenbaum."