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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-07-29

It's impossible to best an ignorant
man in an argument
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-07-29

Defiance Starch Is put up 1e ounces
in a package, 10 cents. One-third
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-07-29

Many a weak man has good inten-
tions, but isn't strong enough to car
ry them out.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-07-29

Fools lay plans for wise guys to
hatch out.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-07-29

Opinions held by the average man
are of the second hand variety.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-07-29
Tho only high grade Baking Powder
madehsa q moderate price.
Calumet
Baking
Powder

Do Your Clothes Look Ys.lowf
Then use Defiance Starch, il win
keep them white-16 OF. for 10 cents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-07-29
LESSON FIv E-JuLY 90.

Golden n ssi P nation @ rsproaeh any
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
INSTANT RELIEF

''I washed him with Cuticura Soap
and put on one application of Cuti-
cura Ointment and he was so soothed
that pu. him in the cradle. You don't
know how glad felt when he felt bet
ter. It took one box of Cuticura Oint-
ment, pretty near one cake of Cudcura
Soap, and about half bottle of Cuti-
cura Resolvent, to cure. think
he would have died only for the
Cuticura. +"
MRS. M. c. MAITLAND, Jasper, Ont.
Noreturn in IA years; Mrs. Maitland
writes, under date of Feb. "a, 1903: 1t
affords me pleasure to inform You
that it is fourteen years since my boy
was cured of the terrible skin disease.
He has been permanently cured and
is hearty and strong"
sod throughout the world Cutcura Resolveni, 50c.
(in form Of Chocolate Coaled Pills 25e per vial Of eO),
Ointment Soc, Soap, 25c Depois, London, Charter
house So Paris Rue De Il Paixi Boston ia Columbus
Ave. Potter Drug 4 Chem. COrps Sole PToprietors
u1- Send for How 70 Cure livery HumouF"
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
Thousands Of Women
ARE MADE WELL AND sTR0HG
Suoosss ofLydla E. Plskhan'S VO1slahls
Compound Resls Upoa tie Fact thal 4
Really Does Make Sick wonea Wei

Thousands upon thousands Of Ameri-
can women have been restored y
health by Lydia +. Pinkhan's Vefeta-
bic Compound. Their letters are on file
in Mrs. Pinkham's ofice, and prove thia
statement TO be a fact and not a mere
boast.
Overshadowing indeed Is the success
Of this great medicine. and compared
with Il all other medicines and treat
ment for women are experiments.
Why has Lydia &. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound accomplished its wide-
spread results for good
Why has Il lived and thrived and
done its glorious work for quarter Of
. century,
Simply and surely because Of its ster-
ling worth. The reason no other med-
icine has even approached its success
Is plainly aud positively because there
Is no other medicine in the world 50
good for women's ills
The wonderful power OF Lydia j..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound over
the diseases of womankind is not be-
cause it is astimulant-not because it is
a palliative, but simply because It is
the most wonderful tonic and recon-
structor ever discovered to act directly
upon the uterine system, positively
CURING disease and displaeements and
restoring health and vigor.
Marvellous cures are reported from
all parts of the country by women who
have been cured, trained nurses who
have witnessed cures, and physicians
who have recognized the virtue in
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound, and are fair enough to give
credit where it is due. If physicians
dared to be frank and open, hundreds
Of them would acknowledge that they
constantly prescribe Lydia K, Pink
hams Vegetable Compound in severe
cases of female ills, as they know by
experience that it will effect cure.
Women who are troubled with painful
or Irregular menstruation, backache,
bloating Tor fiatulence), leucorrh9a,
falling, Inflammation or liberation of
the uterus, ovarian troubles, that
"bearing-down" feeling, dizziness,
faintness. indigestion, nervous pros
tration, or the blues, should take im-
mediate action to ward off the serious
consequences and be restored to health
and strength by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Anyway,
write TO Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
for advice. It's free and always helpful
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26


Baron Hayashi is laboring under
delusion if he thinks we "mistake the
Japanese for angels" unless, mayhap,
he refers to the warrior angels OF
Luclfer.
The only time girl is willing to ad-
NIT she hasn't the smallest feet in the
family IL when her grandmother offers
to give her q pair At her silk stockings
il they will fit her.
Drink" remarked the moralizer,
t'shortens mans days.
"Right you are, rejoined tn demora
lizer. The longest day of my Life was
spent in dry town."
Instead of moving the capital-per.
manently TO Moscow it might be bet
ter for Russia TO mount 1t on wheels
and be prepared TO move il any
where on short notice,
Chief Engineer Stevens, Of the
Panama canal, says be will remain on
the isthmus until the canal is complet-
ed, and Mr. Stevens has no expeotion
Of being q centenarian.
Conscience is something that wor-
ries you q great deal more than when
something you have eaten disagrees
with you than whe you have killed
three square meals day
If all the Atlanta Journal says about
Clark Howell is true. and il halt the
Constitution says OF HOke Smith Is
true. GeOrgisus would better unite on
some other man for governor.
The saddest thing about the report
ed menacing Of Gibraltar by German
forts on the Mediterranean is that the
Prudential Insurance Company will
have to change its advertisements.
The Kansas City Times inspires us
happily with an account OF fool who
rocked the boat aud was set upon bs a
holiday crowd of spectators and
''mauled pretty nearly to death"
A northern contemporary says:
s'COmparatively little milk Is consum-
ed in southern cities" NJ; milk
punch is not in It for fraction Of q
second beside the delectable julien
It is hinted that Uncle Grover Oleve.
land is going to fold up bis pants and
put them under ais pillow when b.
orawls into the Equitable bed with
Messrs. Westinghouse and O'BrieD.
"Indecision about spending money, =
said Mark Twain to W. D. Howells
sis worthy OF cultivation. When
couldn't decide what to buy with my
last nickel I kept it snd 50 became
rieh."
One Of the chief causes Of the dull
ness of life is the inability to lister
which yOu find In nine people out oi
ten. The extraordinary selhshneas Al
the root Of this defect Is q shock t
the Optimist who is anxious 10 thint
we'll OF human nature.
Atlas had just lifted the globe. 81
now have the earth In my hand. = hs
said solemnly. Sand how long vii
you keep it7' asked Al intimate friend
'0h, until the Standard OIL Company
arrives And even as he spoke ths
sunlike pate OF John d. appeared
above the horizon.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
4 kkMk ~
GATHERED GEMS. S


A trouble about using tact with q
girl Is that she thinks Il is n proposal
OF marriage.
This Is the season when TIN wise
restaurant patron passes up the
scrambled egg.
A girl is awful nice to wonder what
you are doing when you are kissing her
I against her viii.
A man could save a great deal Of
money, the way he does old shoes Il It
was no use TO him.
There is more fun in the prelimi-
nary engagement than there is In the
first domestic battle.
There is somthing terrible immodest
about the most modest kind Of women
clothes in summer.
Brazil is about to build q navy, evil
IDENTIFY with the object OF making the
nut harder to crack.
Japan is fast becoming one Of the
world powers. japanese are now buy
ing Kentucky horses.
Generally you can tell the people
who don't own yachts by all the yacht
ing clothes they wear.
IT'S matter for real wonder how
some women viii wear 81 % dress in
order to have a $50 hat.
A widow never calls for help when
a man tries to kiss hsr It is usually
the man who needs help.
care we drinking lessP" asks the
Boston Post. Il is purely matter of
how often we are invited.
There is not enough wisdom in this
world to set the river on fire, or to get
drowned trying to swim it,
It's hot enough to roast beef on the
moon. The only trouble is, we don't
know where to get the beef.
The nice thing about q lot of wo-
men is that you can't marry them be-
cause they are already married.
A widow never calls for help when
a man attempts to kiss her. Ii is
usually the man who needs help.
TIA girl smiles at everything you
say as if it was clever, that's the time
to suspect she thinks you are fool.
A man could have lot more fun go
ing to baseball game than betting on
horses if the first was also wicked.
Some man are poor because they are
honest, and some are honest because
they are rich and can afford to be.
A genuine topper considers life too
short to waste any of it imbibing his
favorite beverage through a straw.
It is one thing to talk about the
world having no trouble in It, and an
other to 60 through it shouting halle
lula.
After reaching the age Of thirty a
woman has no further use for birth
days until she gets.in the grandmother
class.
A woman considers she is leading
an ideal life when she sits down 10
write nine LISTERS or to wash her
hair.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

Why it was that Mrs. Chadwick
never went into the insurance busi-
ness is something that no one can
make out.
Since the newspapers have been
furnishing advice the Equitable no
longer has need of the services Of
Senator Depew
Financial gain instead of loss would
come from che census If space were
left on the blanks for the individuals
"fads and fancies."
The New York Evening Telegram
fears that soon "calling the senate roll
will sound like a police court CLERK re-
hearsing the docket"
No use to waste money going to
Europe, when every now and then q
hurricane comes along and makes the
millpond foam like the ocean.
When a mosquito sees . girl with a
seemore waist on. he hurries back
home and invites his family and the
nelghbOrs to come to his party.
Mayor Weaver Of Philadelphia has
not yet had 3 niclzle cigar named after
him, q distinction which constitutes the
highest test Of current publicity.
Twelve European countries have
joined In 3 movement to stop the
white slave trade. New York and
Philadelphia should join IN that.
The sons OF extremely rich men too
a#fAm hnaVn ~ The ahwr.r.h -
istics OF their mothersi coachman.
But Of course this 10 only an incident.
John Paul Jones at one time was ia
The Russian navy. but as that was over
one hundred years ago It cannot re-
hect upon bis fame as en- able fighter.
A Kansas City iudge has decided
that a wife has q right to search her
husbands pockets. No married mar
hes ever questioned this inalienable
right.
The laborers on the isthmus have
the consolation that II they do not re.
ceive their money when they need Il
they win be sure 70 need it when theJ
gstit.
They are raising four or i've kinds
Of hadea in lola, Kan. because q mar
wrecked e saloon. But when q saloon
wrecks g man there is nothing said
about Il.
Il the Chinese are Wise they VII
have a'care how they ALLEVIATE the dipIo-
matic good offices Of Uncle Sam iust 81
this critical junCture il the affairs 81
China.
The Caspian sea Is the lowest beds
Of water % the globe. Its level haE
been growing lower for centuries. and
now It is eighty Eve feet below The
level Of tbs nsighborlng Black sea
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
CAME NEAR DYING
From an Awful Skin HumOuh
Scratched TIL Blood Ran.
Wasted TO Skeleton.
cUREDRY cUTIcURA
One Application SOOthed Him
to Sleep. Cure Speedy
and Permanent.

"when my little boy was three
months old his head broke out with a
rash, which was very itchy and ran
considerable watery fluid. We tried
everything we could, but he got worse
ell the time till it spread to his arms,
legs, and then to his entire body, and
be came near dying. 1t itched so he
would scratch till the blood ran, and a
thin yellowish stuff would be all over
his pillow in the morning. had to put
mittens on his hands to keep him from
tearing his skin. He got so weak
he took fainting spells and we would
think him dying. He was almost a
skeleton and his little hands we're
thin like claws.
Gle was bad about eight months
when we tried Cuticura. I had not
laid him down in his cradle in the
daytime for long time. He had got
so that he just slept in our arms all
the time
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

Arthur Train, 3 New York Dis
trict Attorney whose stories Of the
criminal world have brought him
fame contributes to the feast Of
short stories in the August Nc
Clure's a strong story in another
vein. In "CatherWOod's Data Of
Ethics the cIubman takes thought
Of the cost in human misery Of his
"hurry order'' clothes. His ad-
ventures in midnight LOudOn try
ing to end the all-night slavery Of
bis tailor's sweaters is q story that
will make you stop and think.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

A young lady correspondent wants
to know if it is proper for girl to
call her best young man up to the
telephone. Cert. Sure. Why not? Call
him up every few hours and keep him
talking "a long 81 he will stand for it.
In a few weeks, If this programme is
carried out, be will get fired by the
boss and then he can spend all bis
time at your house aud you won't have
any more Of these narrowing doubts.
Y on can just turn out the gas, snuggle
up to him and hello your inmost
thoughts into his left ear.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

Panama is also suffering from the
red worm.
Beware Of an unlOaded gun and a
crippled mule.
A woman would rather talk to q dis
agreeable one.
The troubles Of our neighbors are
apt 20 worry q woman.
Occasionally q widow tries to make
a hit by posing as q miss.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

The administration seems to be run
ming q school Of scandal.
The cotton "leak" promises to de-
yeion into A veritable food.
Frequently a man is honest because
he is afraid to be dishonest.
Frequently man is honest because
ne il afraid to be dishonest.
When there's nothing else In a mans
pocket he can pocket his pride.
Time brings remarkable changes. A
vaar AGO Fsopus was on the map.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
TnThaPubIic.

There has been a wonderful discov-
erv made in a remedy for the stomach
and bowels. It is q positive and guar
anteed cure for indigestion, dyspeptia,
constipation, inactive liver, loss OF ap
netite and bad feelings generally.
This wonderful medicine is Liquo-
Pepso. II you really want to ENJOY
fine boon of health get a bottle and
Won will never regret taking 1t. The
price is SOC and $1.OO. For sale by all
druggists.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
cynical woman never shows up to
-. :. sS-o,,4ooa at a ohurch social

A cynical woman never shows up 20
an advantage at q church social.
But few widows are half as gay and
giddy as they are supposed to be-
People who have bucket shops are
standing close to the cotton leak.
It is one thing to pass anticigarette
laws and another to enforce them.
II has not been noticed that Paul
Morton is "rebating" any good jobs.
Most men are willing to admit that
honesty is the best policy-for others,
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
The Diamond Cure.

The latets news from Paris is, that
they have dIsoovered 9 diamond cure
foF consumption. II you fear con-
sumption or pneumonia, e will, bow
ever. be b0st for you 70 take that great
remedy mentioned BY w. 7. McGhee.
q Vanleer, Tenn. 81 had 8 cough, FOR
fourteen years. Nothing helped me.
until took DE-. Kings New Discovery
cor Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
which gave Instant relief, and Effected
a permanent curs." UneQualled
nnlek cure for Throat and Lung
1ronble1. AZ 81 drug stores.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

AAp A~A~"A A@4 A@oNAANA~11 WNAe
unanimously adopted at the Louis
vile 1905 convention, United Con-
Iederate Veterans.
Whereas, at our Reunion Of
1904, our federation turned over to
the Sons, the sacred duty OF rails.
ing the funds for the Memorial to
the Women Of the COniedsracyi
and
Whereas, in so doing we never
relinquish our deep and abiding
love for the cause, or our inten-
tiOn to aid and assist it by every
means in our power; and
Whereas, we have clearly shown
this, by our appointment Of q con-
mittee to cooperate, and by the
work which this committee and
many other veterans In all parts
Of the South, have done during
the year; and
Whereas, it will ever be our
most earnest desire to see this
tribute paid to our glorious wO-
men and we are most anxious to
further CO operate with and give
substantial aid to our Sons in the
performance Of this sacred duty;
therefore, be it
Resolved, 1st. That each Camp
of the United Confederate Veter-
ans, Immediately after the adjourn.
ment OF this Convention aud the
return home Of its delegates, shall
appoint a committee to actively
canvass its respective community
to raise funds for this memorial to
the Women Of the lConiederacy, to
which noble, worthy and just OBJ
iect this federation has repeatedly
and sOlemnly pledged itself and its
comrades.
2nd. That in case any Camp
does not take action within one
month by appointing this commit
tee, it shall then become the duty
Of it's commander to make appoint
ment of such committee.
If no action is then taken by the
commander, any member of the
camp who is enthused with that
high sense of his duty to this holy
cause, and desires to honor our
.GOdlike Women, is urged to per
sonally take charge Of the matter,
secure the endorsement of his 10.
cal camp or it's officers and make
such collections as he can from his
community.
3Fd. That sll funds collected IN
der resolutions one and two, shall
be deposited in some home bank
at interest-to the credit of the
chairman Of the United Conieder-
ate Veterans committee OF co.ope-
ration (Gen. G. Irvine Walker,
Charleston, s. o., and that ht
shall be promptly advised of such
deposit.
Alb. That the above resolutions
are not intended to be obligatory
upon such camps as have already
taken similar action or have al
ready contributed to this fund So
-Or more.
9TH. That each camp is urged tC
eHdeaVor to raise from it's com
munity, as its quota, at the very
least, the sum Of $50.
9th. That all camps shall CON
plete this work by January 1st
1905, and on that date make 3 re
port Of the results achieved to th'
chairman Of our Committee Of Co
operation (Gen. @. Irvine Walker
Charleston, s. o..
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
Rent Her Double.

81 knew no one, for four weeks,
when I was sick with typhoid and kid.
ney trouble writes Mrs Annie
Hunter, of Pittsburg, Pa, "and when
got better, although had one Of the
best doctors I could get, I was bent
double, and had to rest my hands on
knees when walked. From this ter
rible affiiction I was rescued by Elec-
trio Bitters, which restored my health
and strength, and now l can walk as
straight as ever. They are simply
wonderful" Guaranteed to cure
stomach, liver and kidney disorders.
Sold by all druggists.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
u ID CETIlY III I'D

~ an up -to.date pin They make cIaaF head and
sound LIVER, ft s tie only pill that wilgipo yuu
satizfaetion and perfect relief. 6 wIl not grpe.
not uaAa you SICK. but reaches the issz 1u7t Elnt
uonav can buy. 0ne trial VII c1nginco you.
Price s cenia per zaz - 50 pilIa- ssnt po1lpaid
unoa reeafnt az the pzlee. Get box. nzour drug
zlat ean not supply yegs sand 20 us aeaaea
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

Every girl imagines she possesses all
the qualities necessary for an ideal
wife.
This peace at any price talE sounds
like a Monday bargain sale advertise
ment.
The running race is between the
weedsand the corn with odds on the
weeds.
It looks like it would be lock canal
after all and that the combination has
been lost.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
DRY GOODS AND CLOTHING
6. 5. ELLIoTT q SOM

nRY GOODS. Clothing, Boots and Shoes,
~ Hats. etc. Our prices, quality Of goods
considered, are the lowest IN the city. BY fair
dealing and honest business methods, we al.
once favored us with his trade. 0kolOna.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
Enrced to starve.

RF Leek, OF Concord, KY, says;
uFor 20 Years I suffered agonies, with
= sore on my upper lip, so painful,
sometimes, that I could not eat. After
vainlv trying everything else, ! cured
Il with Buckien's Arnica Salve." ~ 8
great for burns. cuts and wounds
Sold bv all druggists.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

High Up In the tennessee Mountains
from one to two thousand feet above
the sea level are located many delight
ful Summer Resorts with the most pic
tsresque surroundings, mineral waters
In abundance, springs that nsVer tail,
and pure mountain breezes insuring
cool days and nights. The aecomoda-
tiOns afforded visitors in the way Of
hotels and boarding houses vary from
the elegantly appointed inn to the
humble farm house where the charms
Of country life may be enjoyed to the
Utmost
About April 10Th the Nashville
Chattanooga and st. Louis Ry. will
commence distributing a beautifully
illustrated folder giving 3 Iist Of these
resorts and q brief description Of each,
also iist Of hotels and boarding
houses with routes, etc.
Write for copy before making your
plans for the Summer. Mailed free
upon application to
w. L. DANLEY,
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
A Surprise Party.

A pleasant surprise party may be
given to your stomach and liver by
taking medicine which will relieve
their pain and discomfort, viz: DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They are q
most wonderful remedy, affording sure
relief and cure, for headache, dizziness
and constipation. 25c at all drug
stores.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
WI. 3. DANLRY.
General Passenger Agent
n. & st...L Ry, Nashville, Tenn.

Every girl imagines she possesses all
the qualifications necessary in an
ideal wife.
It's good idea to look on the bright
side, but sometimes we go blind trying
70 Iocafe IL
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

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Bowel 3 Be sezss + IL
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Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
~. BUCHANAN.

A TTORNEY AT Law. Office next door t.
"A the OkOlOna B anklng Company. OkOlo
ma. Miss Practices IN Federal and State
courts.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

A rTORNEY AT LAW once up stalre over
IA pOstofioe, OkOlOna Mias. wan practice
In all the courts Of Miss, Federal and State.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
PROFESSIONAL MEN.

Okolona PrOIessiOnal 8 Business Men.
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26

EHURNITURR and Undertaking. STOCK larger
~ than IN any neighboring town, and kept
fully up-tO-date Fine line Of wall paper and
decoration supplies Undertaking and I'm.
balming with modern equipment,
Okolona messenger., 1905-07-26
THE 10Th CENTURY CHEMICAL COMPANY
nnouncxrrrr vrnnrccrr

BROWNSVILLE, TENNESSEE
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-06-22
THE PHOTOGRAPHS ARE VERY HANDSOME
Pictorial and Industrial Edition of The Dispatch to
be Profusey Illustrated.

The being Photographers Little
ton for THE DISPATCH Pictorial and Industrial Edition compare
avorably with the obtained
largest
number of other
completed, and exhibition
So far THE DISPATCH has
this number is increasing almost daily 1t certainty that
hundred photographs will twenty
five residence
pictures of all white churches and schools
and every manufacturing plant
Orders for will be taken
copies for dollar,
yfve It possible probable that higher
that will be charged ordered
all orders booked will be supplied
what the price after publication you
and be not only of getting them but of only @
each for them
You need not ia advance unless If
in advance this Office will mail the purchased
dresses in the United States Canada
postage.
Please write phone how 0 you.
The Columbus weekly dispatch., 1905-06-22
A Severe Storm.

Columbus and the surround
ing territory were visited by a
severe rain and wind storm last
Sunday afternoon. The rain
came up about two o'clock, and
was accompanied by a fierce
wind, which blew at the rate of
about fifty miles an hour. Signs,
awnings and trees were blown
down and the wind played havoc
with telephone and telegraph
wires. The storm lasted about
forty minutes and resulted in
much pecuniary damage.