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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
MANY KINDS OF BOOZE
BUT THE TENDERFooT LOST HIS
BET.

Business was dull and the barkeep was
out of humor. A booze shop in the middle
of an Arizona desert seldom put up the
Standing Room Only sign anyway, but
on this particular day there hadn't been
a glass OF red-eys showed over the bar.
and the man behind the rail- had a crouch
for fair. This might not have been so
bad, but something worse happened A
tenderfoot peered over the broken shutter
screen and in plaintive tones inquired:
Pardon. but is this a saloon2" Now, IL
there is any one thing that a cow-puncher
barkeep hates and despises 1t is tender
foot Then. too, there are several classes
OF tenderfeet-and the one who speaks in
plaintiff tones is the worst OF all. Finally,
no man west of the Missouri and south
of the Big Sandy ever says pardon" So,
taking everything into consideration. the
advent OF this particular tenderfoot was
not calculated to dIspel the Crouch of the
man behind the rail. He peered over the
bar and simply growled.
By this time the tenderfoot had ven
tured around the edge OF the screen.
Il say" he began again, excuse me. but
is this saloon?"
That was the limit. The barkeep un-
limbered and handed the stranger a line
OF conversation something like this:
rs this a saloon? Why. you ham-faced
Idiot, what do you think II is? A black
smith shop! You must be the vice presi-
dent OF some ladies SEWN circle. Sure, It's
a saloon-a barroom-a booze joint-a red.
eye rendezvous. We've got the real stuff
and IL you want anythin' step up and
boiler"
The tenderfoot was game He advanced
Slowly until his hand rested on the pine
board that formed the top of the bar.
What kind Of whisky have your" he
Inquired.
What kind Of whisky?' echoed the bar.
keep. 'Why, YOU rosy-cheeked lumox
we've got all kinds OF whisky We've got
common ordinary everyday whisky, the
kind that killed father at the tender age
. OF ninety-three. We've got wisdom
whisky-the kind that makes the absorbel
thereof think that he's got Solomon backed
on the map. Throw some Of 1t under your
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14

death OF her husband, Hamilton G. FAINT,
banker, she removed to the home OF her
daughter. Mrs. Cornelius D. Kenny A
Washingtonian Of the old school, Mrs. FAINT
was well-known in local society.
Four daughters and four sons survive her.
Mrs. Cosnelius d. Kenny. Mrs. A. T..
Schumacher of st. Louis, Mrs. G. Reardon
and Miss Josephine FAINT are the daughters,
Messrs. Hamilton G. Faut, president of the
c. D. Kenny Company. and Joshua.
Thomas Ewing and Clarence A. FAINT, tho
latter three now living in Washington, are
her sons.
The funeral will take place at 10 o'clock
Tuesday morning. A requiem mass is to
Church at Elkridge. Md. by the rector. the
Rev. f. P. Dury The four sons will act
as pallbearers. Interment will take place
at Mount Olivet cemetery. this city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
Readers

Leaving the city for any Pc
Rod should have the Even
ing and Sunday Star sent to
them by mail. Fifteen cents
per week; sixty cents per
month.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
Base Ball rs a Correspondent.
from the New York Press

Base ball probably will lose nothing Of
Its popularity by the story of a St. Louis
divorce complainant, who says her husband
loves the game more than his wife When
ever his business has interfered withsshts
going to match between the Cardinals
and the Browns and one of the visiting
enemy he has cheerfully given up his bust
ness. This has happened twice The fas-
cination OF the leading American sport has
always been appreciated, but until now It
has not been suspected that the charms
Oh woman had a successful rival. This
melancholy complainant's portrait does not
accompany the story of marital perfidy
but If she is not fair to look upon she is a
rare exception to the almost unvarying
rule of pretty and fascinating feminine
candidates for divorce DEGREES. How the
male brute could prefer to see lot Of men
cut up strange antics on a ball field abuse
the umpire and yell themselves into a pas
sion to the constant affection of a loyable
wife will forever remain mystery to the
gentle sex, though a thousand confirmed
fans should offer their pleas In partial
extenuation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
12 New Gases OF Typhoid Yesterdax.

Filtration the remedy Loomis- Manning Filter
Will prevent It. 300 Colorado building. --Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
Paradise in Kansas.
From the Kansas City Journal.

What truly wonderful state Kansas is,
and what a paradise it would seem to the
languishing maids of New England who
must need sepine In the cruel ratio of one
and two-fifths to the man! While the
blithesome Kansas girls are revealing in
masculine superfiuity the waning charms
OF the neglected girls in Connecticut evap-
crate upon a desert air. In Kansas. boun-
uful ansas. the soda water fountains are
working overtime, and every girl holds
court where men with freckles on their
wrists and money In the bank dance eager
attendance.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
DEATH OF MRS. FAINT.
Was Prominent In Washington Society
for Number Of Years

About 1li55 o'clock Saturday night at
Fairy knowl. near Relay, the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Josephine Helen FAINT died,
aged seventy-four years. Illness as a re-
suit OF the intense heat and humidity pre-
vailing was contributing cause Of death.
Mrs. FAINT had been Ill about three weeks
She had been resident of Washington all
her life until about Ave years ago. when q
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14

from traffic exceeded sixty-seven and a half
millionS-two and half millions greater
than ever before known in the history of
the company-and net earnings or twenty
three millions. When revenue from all
sources Is fully made up for the year II IL
declared that the seventy million mark will
be passed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
Partisan Examples.
From the House Beautiful.

From the House Beautiful
Each reimbursement of Paris is compelled
by law to wash. scrub, polish ana geher-
ally renovate the exterior OF It's pulioihss'
and all must be completed by October l.
Two ACCOMPLISHMENTS are washed every
wear and In ten years the whole city has
been cleansed and beautified. II the same
law were adopted and enforced In London
and our great cities. what striking con-
trast 1t would make! Imagine Liverpool
washed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-14
Appointed a Scaler.

John Mussell of Cass Lake. Mimi. was
appointed scaler In the forest service
August 10, and has just been assigned to
work as scaler in the McShane cutting
In the Big Horn forest reserve in Wyoming.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
TROUBLE WITH FOOTBALL
Editor of Harvard Bulletin Informs
It's Readers That There Is Some
think Wrong in Game.

Cambridge. Mass, Oct 25.-The Har-
ward Bulletin, university publication
in a recent issue, contains an editorial
ON THE Trouble With Football Ii says
Something is the matter with a game
which grows more and more uuInterest-
ing every year; which takes the tihe
and attention, not only of the players
but also of the undergraduates as
body. until for weeks they talk ana
think about nothing but football; when
requires the constant attendance Oh
skilled surgeons; which Injuries the men
so that they are crippled for weeks anu
I'm some cases made permanently uili1
for athletic exercise.
II is often said that the constantly
increasing attendance at the imDortanc
football games cOntrOverts the statement
chat they are less interesting tnan tneY
used to be- The truth is that the sale
of tickets is due 10 a very large extent
10 the advertising which the newspapers
give the games.
The unanimous opinion Of the men
who saw the game in the early SOS IS
that theF were infinitely more interesting
TO watch than those which are PLAYED
today. The sport is dull. One sees a
player plunge into group OF a dozen
others and there he disappears That
is ali there is to Is per cent of the for
nations in the modern game.
The editorial quotes W. II. Lewis. one
of the Harvard coaches, on the matter
of smuggling. and asks
why are G-en coached to slug and
TO violate the rules. with the reserva-
ton that they must not be seen by the
officials? We know that players are so
coached. To be a little more concrete.
everybody who watched the Pennsylvania
eleven in Cambridge last fall saw two
or three men whose playing was simply
barbaric, but no one can deny that they
We're very effective men for their side.
There is something radically wrong with
the game. 1t ought to be substantially
changed, or else abolished"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
BERKELEY 10, CORVALLIS o.
California Has Hard Job to Defeat
Oregonians.

Berkeley, Cal. oct. 2S.-The UniVer-
sity of California this afternoon defeat
ed the Oregon Agricultural college team
from Corvallis, Ore, by the score of 10
To 0. The sensation of the day was the
magnificent run of tifty-fiVe yards for
a touchdown made by Snedigar. right
half for California. Snedigar got past
DOlan, Oregon's right tackle, and had
a clear field in front of him. Williams,
Oregon's speedy left half shot after him
and kept gaining until the goal line was
reached when he tackled Snedigar, but
he. was too late. The husky Calif0r-
MAN was over the line and had made
five points for his team.
In the beginning of the game Cali
fOrnia put in freshmen TO hold the posi-
tions of quarter half and fullback.
They were too light and could make no
gains against the heavy Oregon line.
Before the half was over the regular
varsity backs were put in and they
began to play real football. Force
kicked a field goal in this half. making
the score 4 IL 0. During the first half
Williams of Oregon made a brilliant
end run of thirty yards. Prent Grey
of California and Bundy of Oregon
were rendered unconscious by kicks on
the head and carried from the field.
The second half started off with a
rush. Sperry, Snedigar and Meade
bucked the Oregon men off their feet.
Snedigar made his great run for .
score and Force kicked goal. making
the total score 10 to 0. Two field goals
were tried by California after this, but
both failed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
FIRST INDIAN TO MAKE GOOD
Chief Bender, Who Twirled for Ath-
leties Only Redman to Take Part
in Championship Series.

Chief Bender, who twirled the Phil
adelphia Athletics to victory in the sec
ond game of the worlds series is the
first Indian who ever took part in a
worlds series.
In the old days, when worlds series
were the proper eaper between National
league and American association pennant
winners, Indians of the sborigine brand
had not been given a place in baseball.
True, the old Nets winners of the A.
A. pennents on one or two occasions. har-
bored Chief ROseman. who was an In
dian in his way. bui so far as pedigree
was concerned had not dr0D of Indian
blood In his veins.
Bender, according to reports, is a typi-
cal representative of his race.
Like the negro on the stage. who. ac-
oording 10 his own statement will work
himself 10 death if you jolly him." the
Indian can be "c0nned' into taking up
any sort OF burden
Bender's success on the diamond un-
doubleday will prove an incentive for
other Indian ball players to iEaprove
themselves, and In the future we may
see more red men on the diamond than
the game has known in the past. Bender
is a Carlisle Indian school graduate. is
stockiiy built, ard in his day gained
considerable fame as a football player.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
ASK FOR SHORTER SEASON
Ban Johnson Says Club Owners Are
All in Favor of Cutting Down
Baseball Schedule.

Chicago oct. 25.-President Johnson OF
the American league returned from New
York today and said the club owners OF
his organization arc ciamoring for
shorter playing schedule for next season.
II the consent of the National league can
be obtained the schedule of the two major
leagues next season will undoubtedly ba
for 10 games apiece.
Our league has always favored the
shorter schedule, sale Mr.. Johnson, and
the demand for a schedule of 40 games
seems to be unusually strong now. The
weather is too cold on either end of such
a long season. and / believe the baseball
public would enjoy a game more if they
didn't begin until a little warmer weather
and ended ut least ten days earlier than
they did this year.
THE bali players, too, get ait the worst
of the present long schedule. Being COM
PEELED tofplsy so many doubie-hcaders is
100 hard a strain OH the players, especial
~ at the flag end of the season. The best
team in a league might be beaten out of
pennant by having TO play long string
of double-headeFs in the closing days OF
a championship season, when their pitch
ers would be too badly used up to do
their best work.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
ALL-STAR FOOTBALL TEAM
Wisconsin Man Selects a Strong Com
bination From Western Colleges
to Go Transforming.

Madison. Wis. Oct. eff present plans
go through at the conclusion of this foot
ball season. CT all-star western football
team will be formed 10 go on a three
weeks transforming tour through the
country. The players will consist Of coli
lege football men who have played their
four years and for this reason are unable
to compete further as amateurs. IhomaS
Purtelle of Madison is n prime mover IN
the project and probably will manage The
team.
The intention is 10 start from Chicago
on Nov. Is and play the team represent
ing the athletic clubs in Chicago. Cileln-
natl Cleveland. ST. Louis and lndianapo-
lis. Steps have been taken TO secure
games with either OF these Ieams. The
matter has taken definite form during the
last week, and many of the players have
signified their willingness to go on the
trip. The Wisconsin men interested IN
the project are enthusiastic over the idea.
The following is the lineup Of the pro
posed team: Right end, Bush Wisconsin:
right tackle. Bertke. Wisconsin; right
guard. Lerum. Wisconsin; center. Remp.
Wisconsin,; left guard, not selected; left
tackle, not selected; left end. Brush, Min
nesOta: quarter FOgg, Wisconsin; right
half back, Heston, Michigan; left hdi<
back. Findlay Wisconsin; full back, Van
derboOm, Wisconsin.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
PUEBLO NEXT ON SCHEDULE
Salt Lake High Brings Fast Colorado
Team to Salt Lake for Coming
Saturdays Game

The High school football boys re-
turned home last evening highly elated
by their victory against the strong
Ogden team. Now that they have the
state championship cinched, they have
but one wish. and that is to take a fall
out Of the Pueblo High school next
Saturday. This viii be the first High
school team outside of the state TO be
brought 10 Utah for some time. and the
West Siders are anxious TO make a big
event of il so Salt Lake football fans
can have a chance in the future TO en-
JOY games between fast High school
teams, as we'll as university aggrega-
tiOnS.
The Pueblo boys have for coach a
graduate of Michigan named Palmer.
who, it is said uses many of Michi-
gan's tactics and the local team ex-
poets a hard scrap on this account
The West Siders win spend the COM
ing week perfecting their plays and
also their condition, and promise the
local public one of the High school
games of the year when these teams
meet on Cummings field next Satur-
day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29

MASS PLAYING
WINS FOR YALE
Heavy Eleven Sweeps West Point De-
Tense Aside.
HARVARD DEFEATS BROWN
BOTH BIG TEAMS IN CALIFORNIA
WIN THEIR GAMES.
HARVARD DEFEATS BROWN

West Point, y. Y. Oct R8.-Yale's
football team defeated West Point to-
day by the score of 20 TO 0, taking three
touchdOwns and one safety Yale's
large score was made during sudden
spurts in which the heavy eleven threw
West Points defense aside with appar-
ent ease and crossed the gridiron for
touchdowns in a few mass plays. Aside
from these few minutes play the game
looked promising for West Point.
Toward the close of the game Yale's
attack was practically ended before the
time limit by hundreds of enthusiasts
running out upon the field after Yale's
last touchdown had been made on a As
yard run by Quarterback Jones. Both
eleyens used mass plays ALMOST entire-
~. Frequently group of four or five
Yale players broke through West
Points defense and started an exciting
obstacle race toward the army's goal
for gains of five and twenty yards. At
such times the soldier tackles were
dragged along the ground by the Yale
mass and stopped its progress only by
throwing themselves on the ground to
be tTampled on.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
Maddock's Style Does It.

1t was Maddock's trick plays and end
runs that made the score possible. Line
bucking tactics were too slow for the
team Yesterday, nor were they as sure
as a strong interference carrying the men
safely past the tacklers for big gains.
In all twenty-five tOuchdOWns were
scored and three OF the tries for goals
out of this number missed fire. BenniOn
sent The bail between the posts sixteen
times without a miss. Varley kicked one.
Peterson kicked and missed one each and
Moore missed twice and Kicked one.
The average downs for each score on
The part of Utah was about three. Utah
gained an average of about Twenty-Five
Yards every time they started from
scrimmage. Runs of from forty To sew
onty yards came with a startling regU-
luritY, but in spite of the large score
Utah was not able To make a touchdown
from the kickoff.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
Y. M. C. A. SPORTING DOPE
H. N. Jackson and Charles Robinson
Are Winners of Indoor Cham
pionship Sprint Races.

The regular weekly indoor champion
ship event of the Y NJ. c. A, saw eleven
sprinters start in the 4i0-yard run last
night 1t was won by III. NJ Jackson IN
80 So seconds, Charles Robinson landing
second place in o. seconds
The twrnty-yaTd run for the interme-
diate championship was won By Roy
Coats in . As seconds.
The regular Saturday afternoon cross
country run had eleven starters yester-
day and the course was covered BY the
whole team in - minutes and IS % sec
ond.s
Physical Instructor Burtner says that
he now has fourteen pupils registered in
the wrestling class, which Is a good start
er. There is still room for few more
who wish to learn boxing. and as the
gloves are all new arN soft at present,
i is g good time ia - rho are care
get in line and learn 20 protect il.
Next Saturday night the half-miie run
will be held for the Y NJ. c. A. indoor
championship. On the same evening the
handball teams will b. formed and the
regular winter handban tournament viii
be started as soon thereafter as possible
The indoor baseball team is fully organ
ICED and practicing regularly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
RECORDS MADE BY
LEAGUE BOWERS
Race Between Leading Alleymen L
Growing Interesting.
A. w. SMITH LANDS ON TOP
ONLY PLAYER ABOVE TWO-HuN-
DRIED MARK THIS WEEK.

4. W. Smith is the high man in the
Salt Lake Bowling league at the end
OF the second weeks series of games. lie
is also the only man with an average
of better than 200. Downing, last week S
leader, dropped down several points this
week and is now fourth on the list. A.
w. Smith, with .twenty-eight strikes Tor
six games, also leads the list of bowl
ers in this important feature, and at
the same time, with but two errors
against him, shows up the best in this
department of the game. Talamantes and
Walton, each with nine breaks. lead the
league in hard luck. Both of these men
are good bowlers and when they get
away from the break habit are liable
TO. start climbing toward the top at
once.
Probert with thirty-three spares. is the
head man in getting all the pins after
the first ball failed to land where the
bowler wants it to. The scores and
averages Of the players up TO date are
as follows.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
FOOTBALL SCORES.

+ At Columbus, Cease, Q; Ohio I
y state university, 0.
: At Ithaca. n. Y.-Cornet, IS; Hav- I
: Al ST. Paul-Minnesota, 46: Law I
: At ndianapolis-Purdue, II; Indi- I
= ana, IL.
: At Ann Arbor, Mieh-Michigan IS; I
= Drake. 0.
) AT Pittsburgh Washington and JET I
= ferson. y; Georgetown, 0. I
. AT ambrid6e-Harvard, 10; Brown
! At Philadelphia-bniv of 4
y Pennsylvania. 6: Carlisle, O.
! At New York-Princeton, z; Column :
: At Annapolis, Md.-swarthmOre, 6;
Al West Point-YaIe. 20; West I
At Berkeley-University of Cali I
: fornia, 10; Oregon Agricultural col :
: Denver-University of Colorado, 10; !
= Kansas university, O.
: AT ACKNOWLEDGMENT university,
: Il; Alumni, o.
At Topeka-washburn, .; Okla 4
At Observation-Disclosures 8; Creighton I
= university. O.
= sitY %: Illinois college, Q.
4 Al Beioit, Wis.-BeiOit college. Il;
= Ripon college, 5.
! At Washington-GeOrge Washing I
!. ton, o; University of Maryland, ..
! AT Clinton. \. Y.-Hamilton' -
: Trinity. 10. oo
: At Monmouth. nls.-Monmouth, 70; !
At South Bend-Wesleyan, 6; Milli- I
; Al Iowa City-Iowa, A.; State Nor :
y mai. D.
. At Charleston. Uls.-ROse Polytech-
+ mic Institute, -: Illinois normal, o.
! Al Wooster, O.-WOOster uniVer-
: sity, Is; Ohio Wesleyan unlver- :
= sity, II. az
4 Al Champaign, Ills.-Illinois. 30: I
= Physicians and Surgeons. Chicago o.
= At Nashville-Nanderbilt, Is; Tex
At AtIanta-GeOrgia archaeological I
l. Is; Cumberland. O.
At Sewanee-Tennessee ); UnlFeT-
! sity of the South, II.
= At Acknowledgment, y; CorheH
: college. l.
: Al Eugene-University Of Oregon, I
: n: Chemawa, o.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-29
GOLF. TOURNEY
DOWN TO FINALS
McGurrin and Thompson Settle Cues
ton Of Championship.
GOOD WORK I'M SEMI-FiNALS
BOGEY PUT TO THE BAD SEW
ERAL TIMES.

The question of who is the best golfer
in the city of Salt Lake lies batween
Frank E. McGurrin and J. Walcott
Thompson. Between. these two men
the subject is debatable, but as they
are to meet in the finals for the Coun-
try Club championship the question
will soon be decided. After two weeks
of play the list of sixteen men who
started out for the honor of having
their names engraved on the Leyson
cup this season has dWindled down to
this pair, and the race between them.
therefore, will be watched with inter
est by Salt Lakes adherents 10 the
royal and ancient game.
The Semi-finals played on the Coun-
try club links yesterday afternoon
drew an enthusiastic gallery. The day
was ideal for top golf and the links
could not have been IN better cOndi-
ton. AS a result DOGGY was beaten
twice on the course and many of the
holes saw boseS put to the bad
In the first match McGurrin and l..
Seton Lindsay put up their top form.
1t was won by McGurrin, whose sci
ence and steadiness were pitted against
Lindsay's brilliant shots. The first
nOle was ndlNeu III -DOgey-LOuI sllOhes
and Lindsay captured the second hole
in fiVe-one better than bogey-giving
him a lead of one up. On the third
hole Lindsay drove his ball over the
fence, McGufriR winning the hole. and
the next five i'm regular order. At the
end of the first round AIcGurrin was
five up on thirty-seven score, or two
better than DOGGY. Lindsay stood up
well under the pressure, but McGur-
rim won at the thirteenth hole, with
six up and five to play. Lindsay's work
was a surprise to many, as he has
just developed form in the past month
and many look upon him as a danger
Gus competitor in next years cham
pionship race.