The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-16
JOURNAL ENTRIES.

JOURNAL ENTRIES.
1apan ought to keep her kimona
on even if France does violate neu-
trality law once in awhile.
Lillian Russell has written a maya
zine article on How to Keep a Hus-
band" Why doesn't Lillian write on
a subject she knows something about.
She never kept a husband very long
at a time.
It must have been tough on the
president to have to come back to
wearing starched shirts.
TT is lots harder" said Bill Doc
little who has had experience, ito pc
just smart enough than it is to be
too blamed smart
Among the recent obituary poetry
that has been contributed to the news
papers is the following:
HE left this world OF storm and strife
Lots sooner than we thinlzed:
But at the flowing Fount of Life
He drinked, and drinked, and drinked!-
q. 'T'yvas Saturday he flew away,
With twenty-five complaints;
And I am here. in faith to say
He Sundayed with the saints.
"on Abrahana's bosom may we rest
When this here life it closes,
And sleep and dream with Lazarus,
And maybe, also. Moses.
The Kansas bank deposits have in
creased a million and d half in the last
three months. Are you guilty?
Dowie claims to be able to write
his check for seven million dollars.
Some of the rest can, too, but we
might have trouble getting it cashed-
President Roosevelt must have been
mighty glad to get back to Mrs.
Roosevelt's cooking once more, after
is likely that the Roosevelts are
keeping a girl now, judging from re-
cent dispatches.
our esteemed contemporary, the
Toxic Nichi Nichi, is vigorously call
this distance. Japan is not in visible
need of assistance.
Since his gasoline doesn't cost him
anything. Mr.. Rockefeller has invested
in a new automobile.
Now it is claimed that the reason
Jeffries is to quit the prize ring is
because Mrs. J. told him to. It's easy
to see that the Jeffries household is no
exception when it comes to q question
Of who is really boss.
In letter from Venice. Colonel
Henry Watterson says: THE coffee
served you tastes like cockroaches and
lightning bugs toasted and brayed I'M
der a mortar" As it has been some
time since we ate cockroaches and
lightning bugs prepared that way, the
colonei's description does not convey
much to US.
Paul Paulson has a great scheme tic
get rich. He is planning to buy an
airship and rip the silver Innings OF
the clouds.
Deacon Two-good recently rar
across the quotation, Hope springs
eternal in the human breast" That's
just the way the blamed fox-taiI does
in my garden" he said.
There is said to be a plan on foot
/ to railroad Taft into the presidency
/ but the railroads won't have anything
/ to do with it.
The man who claimed to have. seer
/ a a-constrictor on the streets OF
/ New York must have been looking
with the aid of an extraordinarily bis
jag.
Miss Wood proposes to carry hel
suit through to the bitter end. Thai
/ terminal seems to be extremely pop
ular with some people
II see that the Russian general.
kiss their soldiers. remarked Bill
soldier I would be in favor of woman's
rights so that the women could be
generals
It is our idea that an agent with 6
good line of cyclone cellars ought Il
do a rushing business in Oklahoma
now.