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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Unwritten Books.

Goldsmith often raised money on
some projected work, then put it aside
and started another He once drew up
a prospectus for Dictionary Of Arts
and Sciences and obtained promises
of help from his friends, Johnson,
Reynolds and Burke, but the booksell-
srs were too wary for once, and the
scheme fell through. One of his last
proposals was the Survey of Expert
mental Philosophy" which met with
the same fate.
The more practical DR.. Johnson could
himself devise and not undertake. He
once thought of writing life of Oliver
Cromwell but it is as we'll perhaps
that he changed his mind. His consti-
tutional Incidence was too great to adj
NIT of his undertaking many great lit
erary enterprises, and, unlike Cole
ridge, he was we'll aware of the fact.
He dawdled over his edition of Shake
speare for nine years, although he had
promised it in a year. and only finish
ed it in consequence of the attack Of
Churchill. who accused him of cheat
ing his subscribers:
He for subscribers bats his hook
And takes your cash, but where's your
book?
No matter where; wise fear, you know,
Forbids the robbing of a foe.
But what to serve our private ends
Forbids the cheating of our friends?
Chambers Journal
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Why the Golfer Married.

I'm Scotland" said an Englishman,
''golf is almost a disease. l heard not
long ago of an elderly bachelor i'll
Edinburgh who had played golf from
his boyhood up. He had never courted
a girl because, he said, golf hadn't
allowed him the time.
"Hence everybody was surprised one
day to hear that the crusty old gen.
tleman was to be married. A caddie-
the caddies are men in Scotland-went
to him, wrung him by the hand and
said sentimentally:
MAN, Pm glad yer going to wed.
think We must love her dearly. know
your life will be all bliss and sweet
ness now, and envy We the golden
days O. romance in store
"'Pooh, pooh, Robert said the 9th
er. It's nothing of that sort. Mac
mann, the champion, took a wife last
year, and it improved his game.
am just taking one in the hope that
it will improve mine.'"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness
and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an infiamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unl-5s the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out of tn are caused by Ca
tarrh. which is nothing but an inhamed
condition of tie mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness (caused by catarrh>
that cannot he cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send fro circular, free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0
a5Y- Sold by druggists, Toe.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
GENERAL BOOTH
IN PALESTINE
Leader of Salvation Army Makes Visit
to Calvary and the Mount
OfOlives.

London. March 14.-General Booth
head Of the Salvation Army, who is
making tour of Palestine. went to
Mount Ascension. accompanied by his
staff, and prayed aloud for more of
the spirit of Christ.
Thence he went to the Mount of
Olives and the traditional tomb of the
Savior, where he again prayed af-
fectingly. his hearers weeping. From
there he went to Gethsemane, where
he fell on the ground beneath the So
called tree of agony, and prayed fer
vently and wept. subsequently he
visited Calvary, where, under the way
ing flag of the Salvation Army. the
party repeated the hymn, when ]
Survey the Wondrous Cross"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
ROC ford, BeiOit X GAINESVILLE
Railroad Co

Operating electric road between Rockford
III, and GAINESVILLE Wis. via Roscoe, Ill
Rocktou, Ill and Beloit, Wis.
ROCKFORD, ILL.
First car leaves Rockford at $50 p. m. daily
excepting Sunday Second car at 8. m. and
every hour thereafter. Last car at IL p. IN
First car arriving at Rockford a. m. and
every hour thereafter until IL p. m.
BELOIT, WIS.
Car leaves Beloit for Rockford and James
Vile daily, except Sunday. every hour from
a. m. up to and including 1 p. m Car arrives
at Beloit from Rockford at $3.50 a. M Second
car at a. m. and every hour thereafter until
70 D. M Car arrives at Beloit from GAINESVILLE
at $50 a. III. Second car at a. m. and every
hour thereafter until l2 p. m.
JANESVILLE, WIS.
First car leaves GAINESVILLE daily. except Sun
day, at 6 a. m. and Is minutes after every hour
thereafter. Last car at H:l5 p. m. Car ar
rives at Janesvilie at 10 minutes to the hour
from $50 H. IN. until II: 80 p m. The last
through car between Rockford and GAINESVILLE
leaves Rockford at Top. m. Janeviiie at lO:ls
p. m.
SUNDAY SCHEDULE.
Cars leave Rockford at7'a. m Beloit at g.
m. and GAINESVILLE at7:15 q. m. and every hall
hour thereafter up to and including II p. m.
Rockford Ticket Ofice.-B G. Skeyhan cor
State and Wyman SITS.
Beloit Ticket Office.--144 State Street.
GAINESVILLE Ticket Office.-J. P Bakers DRUG
Store cor. w. Milwaukee and Franklin SITS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Bridge Of the Evil Man.

Near Aberystwith, on the west coast
Of Wales. where the. Monk river flows
through a black, yawning abyss, there
is d single arch bridge of unknown
antiquity. The popular legend says
that it was built by the devil, and far
and near it is known as ''the Bridge
of Devils or ''the Bridge of the Evil
Man." British antiquarians are united
in the belief that it was built by the
early monks, but that fact does not
affect the popular legend in the least
"Old Harry's" part in it's erection being
never questioned by the inhabitants Of
Cardinganshire. Crosse says that "the
bridge Is an honor to the hand that
built it, whether that hand be Satan's
or that of some monk
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
MRS. CHADWICK GUILTY
Jury Says She Is n Conspiratnr Motion
for q New Trial Will tso TO the
Court of Appeals

Court of Appeals.
Cleveland. o., March 13.-Mrs. Gas.
sic l.. Chadwick was found guilty of
conspiring to defraud the United States
by conspring to procure the certifica-
ton of checks on national bank.
when there were no funds in the bank
to her credit. She was found guilty on
every count of the Indictment upon
which the jury was at liberty to judge
her-seVen in ALL The original indict
ment contained sixteen counts. Two
Of these were ruled out during the trial
by Judge Tayler. and seven others in
the judges charge, for want Of proof
On the verdict she can be fined $4,000
and imprisoned for two years on each
count. Motion was at once made for
q new trial
Mrs. Chadwick went all to pieces
when the verdict was read. declaring
herself innocent and finally collapsing.
Then she had an attack of hysteria
and it was some time before she could
be returned to the Jail Attorney Daw
ley says the verdict was not accord
ing to the Indictment; that no CON
spiracy was proved. and that he has
strong hopes for a reversal by the court
OF appeals. where the case would lie
taken as soon as possible Dr. Chad
wick was called up by phone, told OF
the verdict. and when asked for Il
statement hung up the receiverprompt
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
q rikes Hidden Rocks

When your ship of health strikes the
hidden rocks of Consumption, Pneun O.
MA, etc., you are lost if You don't st
help from DR.. Kings New Discovery .or
Consumption. j. w. McKinnon Of I'll
iadega Springs, Ala, writes: II had been
Aery i'll with Pneumonia. under the care
of two doctors, but was getting no bet
ter when [ began to take DR.. King s
New Discovery. The first dose gave re-
lief, and one bottle cured me-" Sure cure
for sore throat, bronchitis, coughs and
colds. Guaranteed at Stangl's drug
store, price SOC and 81 co. Trial bottles
free.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Monocle. In the English Army.

About century ago British army
order was issued forbidding officers to
wear eyeglasses or spectacles But a
shortsighted officer belonging to a
crack cavalry regiment had no mind to
resign his commission or stumble blind
ly, and he invented the single eyeglass.
When called to account by the autnori-
ties he claimed that the monocle, being
Of the singular number, did not contra
glasses in the plural. Red tape accept
ed this literal rendering of the law.
and, becoming popular in the British
army, the monocle was adopted by CT
VILLAIN beauS.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Lies Changes.

The great novel, the great book Of
any sort, is no longer being written for
exactly the same reason that the Goth
ic cathedral is no longer being built,
not because men have become incapa-
BILE Of it nor because it's possibilities
are exhausted, but because unforeseen
changes in social and economic condi-
tons have rendered it impossible.-H.
G.. Wells.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
GARFIELD IS ON THE TRAIL
Begins His investigation of Standard Oh
Affairs. and Goes to Headquar.
..ta..s. ters First.

New York, March 10. - The World
says that Commissioner Garfield, Of
the bureau Of corporations, is here and
has met the legal representatives of the
Standard Oil company, prior to begin
ming an investigation Of the company's
methods with especial regard to the re-
cent developments in Kansas.
He was shown the records giving the
amount Of investments of the Standard
Oil company in Kansas, the cost OF
ref1neries. tanks and pipe lines. and the
prices paid for oil from the first pur-
case to the latest sale Garfield will
go to Kansas from New York, where
be will make as extended investiga-
ton as possible of the conditions there
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Coming Appointments.

Washington. March 14.--After con-
ference between Speaker Cannon and
President ROosevc', it was announced
that Francis NJ. right, now one of
the Judges Of the United States court
Of claims. would be appointed United
States district Judge for the eastern
district of Illinois. and that Fenton w.
Booth of Marshall county. ILL.,. would
be appointed to the vacancy on the
court of claims created by Judge
Wright's promotion.
Bank Robbers Get $4,000 in Cash.
Fremont O.. March 1.-THE vault
Of the Genoa Ranking company of
Genoa. Ottawa county. was blown by
three unknown men. who escaped in a
stolen buggy. and later on a handcar
A posse of citizens is in pursuit The
thieves are reported to have secured
$50, 900 in cash and $1,000 in negoti
able papers.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Take Cancer Tn Time.

An English specialist declares that
<'too late" has yet to be said in one
half or three-fourths of the cancer
cases when seen by the operating sur
geon. A general acceptance Of the
view that cancer has usually pre-
cancerous stage and that this stage is
the one in which an operation ought
to be performed would be the means
OF saving many lives.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Easy Money.

Teacher Johnny, write on this black
BOARD the sentence, 1.-TWO heads are
better than one" Now, Johnny. do you
believe that? Johnny-Yes'm, cause
then you kin get a job in dime mu-
scum and make lots of money.-Youth.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

Statistics show startling mortality,
from appendicitis and peritonitis. To
prevent and cure these awful diseases,
there l. just one reliable remedy, DR..
Kings Now Life Pills. M. Flannery of
IA Custom House Place, Chicago. says:
<'They have no equal for Coustipatlo n
and Biliousness" 25c at 81. J. StangPs.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

Towne-Thcre goes Slopsy. He must
be in debt again. Browne-Why, he
looks quite prosperous. That suit Of his
is quite new. Towne-Yes, that's why
l say he must be in debt.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Satisfied Her.

She-Stop! You shan't kiss me to-
night-at least, not before I have had
an explanation. 1 heard today that
you had been engaged to sixteen DIFF
ferent girls. He-But that was before
I had seen your angel face, my love.
She-So it was, to be sure. l never
thought of that.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

To Stop Hyde's Salary.

New York, March Thames H
Hyde of the Equitable Life Assurance
society. is charged with drawing 800
900 year as an officer of the iEsur.
ance society through the votes OF
dummy" directors. in suit brought
in Albany by New York policy-bolder
asking that payment of this salary be
forbidden
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
New Secretary for Ireland

London, March Is. - Official an
nouncement is made of the appoint
ment of Walter Hume Long, president
of the local government board, to sue
coed Wyndham as chief secretary for
Ireland
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
The Compromise.

She-How sweet Of you to own that
you were in the wrong! He absent
mindedly)-Yes; mother always taught
me that it was easier to give in to a
woman than to argue with her.-De-
troit Free Press
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
A Hint For Health.

Physicians say that those who sleep
with their mouths closed have the best
health. If you awake in the night and
find your mouth open get up and close
tt.-Kansas City Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

There goes a book farmer that re-
flutes the stock joke about what fail
ures they are"
How is that?"
His favOrite text book is Success
With Small Fruits and he has sue
ceeded in growing the smallest fruit /
ever "--Brooklyn Life.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Samples Didn't Suit.

Neighbor-Did that artist VINO stay
ed with you last month paint your
doors and windows? Farmer - He
did not. At first he refused to do such
common work, and after l had seen
one Of his pictures I refused to let him
do it.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

Among all forms of mistakes proph-
ecy is the most gratuitous. Eliot.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
More Suitable Name, He Thinks.

"Some people insist on referring to
OATS as apartments
'It'S wrong" answered the discon-
tented man. 'They are compartments"
Washington Star.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Ten Hurt in Collision.

Colorado Springs. COL. March Ia
Missouri Pacific passenger train No
II. southbound. running on the Denver
and Rio Grande, collided with the Den.
yer and Rio Grande passenger. train
No 4. northbound. at Fountain. four
teen miles south of here. and ten per-
sons were injured. The most seri-
ously injured are: Conductor J. F..
Creighton, of the dining car, internal
injuries, may die: Charles r. Richard
son. Buffalo, N. Y, seriously cut about
head and shoulders; Mrs. Richardson.
arm broken and injured in back.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Peabody Men Smile. However.

However, the Peabody men smile
when the plan above outlined is un-
folded to them and confidently declare
that the agreement will be broken at
the critical moment and enough and
more Mcdonald men will swing round
to seat their man.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17

South Bend Ind. March 14-While
attempting to arrest Red Jacobs. an
old time outlaw. officer John Vale
was stabbed in his left side with q
butcher knife by Jacobs
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Will End in Seating Adams.

The persons who are authority for
the above statementaiso say that these
so-called anti-PeabOdy Republicans
will vote as a unit against the report
from the contest committee. which. if
done, will not only defeat Peabody but
will allow Governor Adams to retain
the governorship he now holds. After
voting down the reports motion to
adjourn the joint assembly sine die, it
said, will be made, and supported by
the Mcdonald men and the Democrats.
This will end perhaps the most unique
political contest ever heard by leg
iSlaturp
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Cullom Reports the Treaty.

Washington. March 11.-Senator
Cullom. in executive session of the sen
ate. reported favorably the Santo
Domingo treaty. By agreement the
senate adjourned over until Monday
and discussion of the treaty will be
Eegun at that time
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
Prominent Newspaper Man Dead.

Minneapolis Mimi. March IL
Howbert Billman. mana ging editor OF
the Minneapolis Times. formerly of the
Associated Press staff in Chicago and
before that news editor of the New
York News. is dead of Bright's dis
ease.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-03-17
ADAMS SEAT IS SAFE.
Supreme Court Decides That the
Legislature Cannot Elect
Lieut.. Gov. Mcdonald.
MUST BE PEABODY OR ADAMS
Twenty-Five Mcdonald Men CauCns
and Decide to Vote with the
Democrats.

Denver. Colo. March 1.-THE Col
Orado supreme court has ruled that the
joint convention of the legislature can
not adopt the report of Senator Alex
ander, of the gubernatorial contest
committee, declaring that neither Alva
Adams nor Ex-Governor Peabody was
elected governor at the November cleo
ton. 1t is the decision of the supreme
court that the assembly must decide
the contest between the confession and
contestee, and cannot consider seating
Lieutenant Governor Mcdonald as
governor, The opinion was a majority
report, Justice Steele holding that the
assembly should itself rule upon the
motion to adopt the Alexander report.
That Famous Twenty-Five.
Nineteen of the twenty-five Repub-
lican members of the legislature who
favor seating Lieutenant Governor
Mcdonald, and thus disposing OF the
contest over the seat between Adams
and Peabody, met in caucus and re-
newed the pledge to stand together in
voting on the reports from the contest
committee. Several Of those present
vOuched for the sincerity of the three
absent members. From unimpeacha BILE
sources it is learned that the twenty
two members referred to signed an
agreement which in effect was to work
for the seating of Mcdonald, and to
prevent, if possible, the seating of Pea
body.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1905-11-04
sToPs ANY ITCHING.
Ooara Ointment curea Ecxema and
itching Piles-Albuquerque People |
hecommend II.

One application OF Deans Ointment
stops any itching Short treatment
cures eczema, itching piles. salt
rheum any skin eruption OF skin
Itching Il IL the cheapest remedy no
use because SO little of n Ia required
70 BRING relief and n cure. Here IA
albuquerque testimony TO prove Il:
Mrs. r. r. waite. r0omlnR house.
2V2 North Second street, says: There
came 10 my notice some time ago a
case OF eczema or OF some disease Of
the skin, watch he'd resisted an tho
enorts Of the party 10 stop. Doan's
Omtnehi was procured AZ the Alva.
RADIO pharmacy and a course OF the
treatment commenced. II gave posi-.
i've RELIEF after an application or two.
Time The annoyance ceased This In.
formation should be OF untold value To
residents Of Albuquerque who are In
quest OF On article upon which they
can depend 10 cure anq ltchlnoss or
the skin or eruption thereof"
and upon continuation OF IL for some
For sale by all dealers. Price. sol
cents, Foater-Milburn Co. Buffalo. n.
T., sole agents for the United states.
Remember the -Doan's--and
tako no other. $50
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1905-11-04
MARKET LETTER

Special Correspondence.
Kanaas city. Mo. Oct. sO.-Tho
cattle run was $4,000 last week. IN.
Guiding 10000 calves. and would have
been larger but the railroads are
short Of cars and power. The mar
ket remained steady last week tili
Friday, when prices declined Toe on
nearly all kinds. The supply today ~
$4,000 head. several thousand short
OF The late Monday runs. Tho market
Is steady for steers and i0c higher on
cows, some Bear river steers sold A.
sfl0 today the highest price Of the
season for Colorado killers. Fair 10
good range steers, both for killing
aud for the country, are selling al 81
10 $3.50. common ones around S2.75.
stock calves S2.7b "a 81. Heavy Col.
orado COWS sold last week ut s2.7b 10
fd.0a. the bulk ~ Panhandle and
other grass cows ut $3.50 10 $3.50.
several large strings OF Gamers at
~. bulls NJ sl.s5 20 S225. Veal calves
are very scarce at $3.50 90 sG.25. Fat
heifer calves that could be SUBJ 'ituted
Tor veal. are strong NJ $3.50 to s.
Inquiry from killers for good butcher
stun Is becoming more urgent. and
this class viii no doubt enjoy its
usual winter prestige the coming sea.
son.
The small run Of $1,000 sheen and
lambs last week we're taken az Rhnrply
higher prices The supply today il
$500. The market on sheep Ia steady,
hut lambs are about Toe lower. Col.
orado lambs sold today az $3.50. not
quite as good a. the s7.65 lambs OF
last week Packers bUy everything.
and some 55pound lambs. usually
purchased by feeders. were taken by
a packer today az $685.. Utah ewes.
- pounds sold az IS to-day.
Bue few ewes are brlng 1925 10 $3.50.
Colorado yearlings sold today az
1913 10 81, and wethers last week al /
$3.50. Native lambs reached s7.7Sl
last week Gnd f765 today. Prices |
ere generally $3.50 to tl.7b higher
han AZ this time last year, or In /
other words, ewes aad wethers arc
selling higher now than lambs were
y that time The very small run
here ~ responsible for the extra high |
prices, and the market might under. |
~ readjuatment n receipts increase
II IL now higher here
han at other pointa.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1905-11-04
MINES or THE ORGAN
MOUNTAIN DtsTRlcT

The Organ Mountain mining dlsirlrf
VIII have a genuine boom next year
says the Las Cruces Citlzen.
There are no mining camps in New
Mexico which offer better opportuni.
Ties for capitalists than the Oreau
Mountain district.
The Moduc mine ~ nov WORKING
twelve men and is taxing out good
ore.
The stephen N ~ a steady
shipper and O. worklnE 4 sufficlen
force 70 keep lee mill aud conoenira.
tor going.
Tho Donna Dora mius az the Gold
camp has big pile o- ore on tho
dump and big body H the mine
q. A. hennrtt's GaNna Mountain
mines In the Hear Cauyon district. are
an showing biz bodies of lead orc.
Mr Bennett viii make a fine exhibit
az the Miners ConErc az El paao
Every ton ~ orc shipped from ne
Organs brings back money OF which
considerable IA spent 10 Las Crucos.
The of8an camps nave been elf
supporting Tor the past twenty four
ycarh. and have a bright future.
Albuquerque weekly citizen. (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1891-19??, 1905-11-04
FALL RESULTED IN
DEATH OF cAMPnEII

Frank Campbell. who fell from the
Stage while on his way 10 Kingston.
died Friday evening. says the Hllls.
boro Advocate He was completely
paralyzed from his neck down, but hls
Mind was clear up 10 tho time he
passed away as In sleep. From the
iact that The deceased had previously
suffered from a paralytic stroke. II h
evident that he had another stroke.
which caused MIN 10 fall from the
wagon. Tie was native OF Nova
Scotia. and was about tb years of age
All that "a known Of his family Is that
ne has sister az GlouceWer. Mass.
he came 70 Kingston about twenty
years ago, and was one Of the most
respected citizens In the county. ana
PIE death is deeply Fegretted by all
Who knew him. The funeral took place
at Kingston, last Saturday afternoon.
and was largoly attended ~ the peo.
Pie OF tho surrounding country.