The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-13
With the Long Bow.
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GIRL in shakopee took long dressing go
n to party that her escort waiting for her, had time
the street and propose marriage to girl sitting
the steps. And accepted
Instead of an inaugural ball in 1902 why would
be good idea turn the pension building into rink and
have real jolly inaugural roller skate9
The Macon Ga fair has provided ''smith Day., when
all the Smiths of Georgia admitted free It might be
question in Georgia whether black Smiths to be adj
mitted. -.ss. 49,. .. L.
Too many of waste all the energies and working days
Of strenuous youth looking for easy place Oyama just
picked the Russian and bued right in and he
didn It quit work when the whistle blew at MP either
Senator La Toilette force enough behind him to drive
a wedge into the senate's center?
St. Petersburg thinks of recalling Kuropatkn if there is
anything left to recall.
Skinner Humphrey of Broken Timber, Mont, "Long''
Thompson of Garryowen Fred Maxey of Grow Hills and
Sder Avery of White Creek talked Of nothing but the
inaugural ball when passing thru Chicago the way home
The ball at first blush something Of shock
to the boys. Skinner Thompson says:
''We gets into the ball and the first thing
stunning cavortng the floor with fellow in
swell uniform But the girl didn't appear to have any
clothes on-she looked cold and ost.''
At this point the boys alphabetically shut their
not to embarass the lady. Mr. Humphrey continues:
'tAfer time, when it got tiresome, opens eyes,
and there's hundred skating around,
dressed like the rst-nohing but larat and saddle
blanket.'
boys however, caught the idea and there
swell events in Broken Timber society late in
the spring.
Mrs Rore the cookery lady, has story Of young wife
who had cooked much beefsteak in her fe
who bought cookbook entered her kitchen and plunged
into the construction of elaborate and difficult veal
The strange looking object served to the husband
caustc person, that night at dinner. He helped himself,
tried mouthful and then said:
''Whats ths?'
IA meat pie. made it Of Harry Harker's cook
book" .,.
EAh" said the man, "ts eathery part is the binding,
I suppose" --. 49, -.
Did I tell you about the accident that happened to
George? Nothing serious but it amused the family George
takes Radiant Home standing the the
and 608 pm he shakes the Home not for
the drinks but for the ashes To do the trick he has to get
toe and knee for low tackle 10 this
position while examining the ashbox after the shake he has
small chair placed against the WALL into which he drops
The other day wfey with endsh ingenuity born of long
practice the chair George at sos pm shakes the
stove and drops with sigh of relief into the of
the vacancy which formerly held the chair.
Turk! 49, 20 -
Did you ever go nowhere and sit down heavily on moth
Ing? The surprised and panied appearance Of George when
the of the universe appeared fail him at the critical
moment he wildly grasped at the fomess, vewless
air and swept thru vacancy, while the floor up and
kicked goal accentuated by the loud hilarious cutlery
of the beacher who remarked consoingy later
that she just had to laugh if George had killed himself
It is these little that brighten and smooth the
pathway of our declining years. "A. j. R.