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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
For Dismission.

GEORGIA. Terrell County. Ordmary's Office,
Dec. 2. 1903. NJ. NJ. Lowrey. G. G. Jordan and T.
j. Fugum. executors Of 5. T. Jordan, deceased,
represent that they have fully discharged the du-
ties Of their said trust, and pray for letters OF
dismission This is therefore, 10 notify all per-
sons concerned to show cause il any they can, on
or before the first Monday in January next, why
said executors should not be discharged from
said trust ]. w. ROBERTS, Ordinary.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
snccess OF the ..Deestrick skule.' 2

The presentation of the "Deestrick
Skule" at the opera house by local
talent Thursday night was greeted by
a large audience. The comedy merited
and was given great applause. The
sum of Si00 was realized from the pro-
duction, which was given for the ben
eft of the school library.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Do You Need Money /?

lam negotiating loans at 6 per cent on farm
lands on five years time can place ten thou
sand dollars In next two weeks. Loans negoti-
ated on city property at per cent. repaid in
monthly installments Call and see me-
Respectfully, j. Il. lRWlN
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Notice to Stockholders.

An election of Directors of the City National
Bank of Dawson, Ga. will be held at the office of
the hours of 10 a. m. and 12 M This December
1905. K. S. WORTHY, Cashier.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Tobacco Bargains.

We will sell you $50 pounds of Liberty Bell to-
bacco at 30c per pound. This will be the price
until all is sold. Come early.
II. o. WHITCHARD & CO.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Residence at a Bargain for
Next two Weeks.

Seven rooms on Stonewall street, terms easy.
Or will exchange for other property. See me at
once w. H. DAVIS.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
For Rent.

NV farm OF about 100 acres of cleared land at
Brentwood Good land, good houses. good school
free of tuition. Apply to J. L. Murray, Bron-
wood Ga. r. A. CHAPPELL, Americas, Ga.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Notice to Stockholders.

An election for Directors of the Dawson Nation.
al Bank for the year 1905 will be held in the office
of said bank on Tt esday January9 9, 1905. between
the hours of 10 a. m. and u m. This December
d 1906 R. L. SAVILLE, Cashier.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
BY E. L. RAINEY.
DAWSON, GA, DEC. q, 1905.

THE gubernatorial candidates are
taking Christmas, and behaving real
nicely. We. haven't heard one of
then Ehirp in a week.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
EARNS for Rent.

Two one.horse farms two and half miles
both together. q. W. WYNN, Dawson, Ga.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Lumber for Sale.

We are prepared to furnish good yellow pine
lumber of all kinds at our mill near Herod. Onr
prices are right, and we will be glad to supply
you. BASS ~ 1 OhNH"
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27

In Texas a cattle thief II years old
has been sentenced to the penitentiarV
for term of 1000 years. The fellow
is doubtless grateful that the court did
not make the sentence for life.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
REFEREE RESIGNS.
Colonel H. A. Wilkinson Gives Up
Federal Office.

Federal Office.
Hon. H. A. Wilkinson, referee in
bankruptcy for this district, has ten
dered his resignation to take effect
January 1st, and Mr.. B. I. Castel-
low, prominent young lawyer OF
Fort Gaines, has Deen appointed to
succeed him.
Colonel Wilkinson has filed the
Office very efficiently and with emf
nent satisfaction to the public for sew
eral years.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Important Notice.

The firm of Thornton 81 Nasworthy has been
dissolved by mutual consent. and accounts due
the firm belong to F. Nasworthy Prompt settle
ment of them is requested This Dec. 10, 1905.
H. O. THORNTON.
f. NASWORTHY.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Money to Loan.

The Georgia Loan and trust Company loans
money at s per cent per Gnnum on real estate.
PROMPT service guaranteed IL you want to Dor'
rd,, Money see H. A. WILKINSON.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Residence for Sale.

II YOU want a good home see Mr.. J. A. Horsiey
in regard TO a fine two-story residence. conVen-
iently located, on Stone wall street.
T. H. THURMOND.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
For Sale.

NV place. Lot III, four and half miles south
east OF Brentwood. at a bargain. rnnrr
], u ELLERBEE.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Wanted.

enrancs Rest contract offered. Address
GEORGIA LIVE STOCK INSURANCE CO.;
Triton, Ca
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
Agents

A story book illustrated with negro children at
plav. rs fast seller; all buy it. Agents MAKE
Answer quick. Jenkins, Hartel Il Company, At
lanta Ga.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1905-12-27
G PARKS.

ATTORNEY AND W
LOR AT LAW .o,,rts.
viii practice IN 4R9.s9 all 54o f53 S6H9.
and and careful attention .i,.T Client who
may put business IS, IN of I pireparins
III p Ri8ds 5 e iss5 ,5S5 359a6s5d Or
as wills, deeds, bo nd abstract.
ing titles, also Office in DaaD
and collections 0ui-'
building. o~.oI@'
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Do Not Suppress a Cough.

When you have a cough dc
not try 10 SUPPRESS It, but remove
the cause. The cough is only a
symptom of some disease, and the dis
sease is what you should cure, then
the cough will stop OF itself The
most common cause of coughing is a
cold. Anodynes will promptly sup
press the cough, and preparations con
tanning chlorOform. opium, ETC., are
used for that purpose, but they do not
cure the cold. Cham berlain's Cough
Remedy on the other had docs not
suppress the cough, but relieves by re.
moving from the throat and lungs the
mucus which INSTRUCTED the breathing.
and allaying the irritation and tickling
in the throat. 1t also opens the Sc
cretions and effectually and perman-
emily cures the cold as well as the
cough. For sale by Chas. Gamm
Brennecke & Bergman, H T. Eberle
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Closing Him Up Completely.

William A. Pinkerton tells of an old
time confidence man who used to do
business in Chicago. He was anxious
to work unmolested around depot
where a special officer was engaged to
protect the unwary. The crook one
day walked up behind the officer,
whom he knew pretty we'll, and sud,
denly reached around and put his
hands over the officers eyes.
"Can you see anything now?" asked
the "con" man.
mot thing" said the other, as he
raised his hands. The crook removed
his hands, and twenty dollar gold
piece fell into each of the officers
hands.
The crook walked away laughing,
but the officer followed. "Say," he re-
marked, eff you'd put one of these into
my mouth could not even speak,
New York Times
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
PestiIence in the East.

The English Church Missionary So
ciety calls attention to the fearful raw
ages of pestilence in several countries
in which it's agents are at work. In
Uganda the sleeping sickness has des-
olated Busoga and the northern shores
of the. Victoria lake, and is fast de-
populating the Sese islands The
plague in the Punjab has been claim
ing as many as 10000 victims in
month, while cholera, which has laid
thousands low in Palestine, Is now
raging in Persia.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
ADVERTISED LETTERS,


Following is the list of letters
remaining uncailed for in the Water
town post-oflce for. the week ending
January 10.
Bergen, Miss M Bliesner, VIM. (Pi-
persville, Wis.)
Burnes, Mrs. Ed earle, n.
DeArin, Miss Eva Draeger, Gus (Grel-
ton. Wis,)
Faulkner, Fred w Fay, Mrs. George
Hoeft, VIM. Howe, Mrs A E
Huebner, Frank Kenyon, Miss Marie
Kirchberg, VIM. Koblitz, A.
Krahn, Miss Emily Kruger, Miss d
Mullinger. Arthur Nutting, Mrs. Mel
son (Farmington, Wis.) :,
Packman. Mrs. Pilatova. Apna
Reich, Mss Annie Ryan, Jas.
Schmidt, R. F. Schroeder, August
Troeh, John H. West, Frank
Woody, Mrs. Sarah, Farmington
Wis.,
Zimdars, Miss Amelia
w. F. Greutzmacher, 2. NJ.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
BARGAINS in Hearts,

Bargains in Hearts.
Dan Cupid Is q merchant bold
Who deals in human hearts,
He has them all, beth young and old,
Some whole ana sons In parts,
Tho damaged ones he keeps In stock
OF course, I mean the males
And all the thrifty maidens flock
70 Cup1d's bargain sales
But Cupid doesn't guarantee a heart,
For lots of them are damaged by his
DART
And that is why We all agree
That marriage Is a lottery;
For Cupid doesn't guarantee a heart
Dan Cupid doesn't advertise
His bargain sale of hearts,
But every maiden there who buys
Most gleefully departs;
And If 4 heart is broken wh.I
She gets it home, you see,
She straightway takes 1t back again,
And wants a guarantee.
But Cupid doesn't guarantee heart.
For lots Of them are damaged by his
dart,
And that is why We all agree
That marriage is a lottery;
For Cupid doesn't guarantee a heart.
philadelphia Record.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Food Drunk
Thomas A. Edison, The Man WM
Thinks and Does Things, Turns
Philosopher
Says Safety and Stuffed Stomachs StupefI

II know men and women" sale
Thomas A. Edison, the great inventor
the other day, vwhoI are food drunk al
the time" 7..r,@
The unique expression requires nc
Interpretation: 1t is self-explahatory
It applies to folks you and T know
lots OF 'em. Folks who vlive to eat,
seemingly, rather than eat to live. G.
When person-man or womansis
only content and happy when gorged
with conglomeration of food, he IS 8
food "drunkard," as surely as the whis
key guzzler is a whiskey drunkard
And it is not necessary to see one eat in
order to tell the victim of the food de-
bauch. He carries the sign in his com
plexion and in his figure. Ruddy and
oily, apoplectie and paunched, he is
marked of men.
And how much worse such symptoms
appear to us in womankind, just as the
liquor habit, bad enough in man, is
doubly, trebly offensive to decency
in the daughter of Eve. When the
sfair" ones become the fat ones, with
coarse compilations, discolored features
and portly figures from the stuffing OF
food, the element Of romance is lost,
and the greed for the good things sup
plants the higher and nobler elements
that make for the things we love in
woman. +..s-,..
Fortunately, there is relief for the
man and woman addicted to the plat
ter, as truly as there is relief, now, .foa
the one addicted to the cup. The clear
complexion, the return to shapeliness,
the relief from obesity resulting from
over-eating, will again bring Joy to the
Incorporate eater who will but visit
the nearest drug store and invest q
quarter or fifty cents in Camps Cura-
tive Remedy, powder OF tablets, and
take it as directed.
This simple, vegetable, sixty-year old
family remedy has proven its value in
thousands of cases of food drunkenness
long before Thomas A. Edison invented
the expression. So great is the makers
faith in his herbal remedy that he guar
antees every claim he makes for It, or
the druggist from whom you purchase
Is authorized to refund your money.
You will find Camps Curative Remedy
on sale at your druggists guaranteed
for all stomach and digestive ills.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Value of Sound Sleep.

There is no greater restorer OF
nervous exhaustion, which is SO com
mon in our strenuous age, than sound
sleep. The man WHO is worn out
and run down should take all the
sleep he can get. Twenty-four hours
in bed, doing and reading and day
dreaming alternately. is better than
carload Of physic.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Red Gum Wood Much Used.

Because it warps and stains in sea-
soning red gum was long neglected,
but now 60 per cent of the barrels
and boxes made in the south are made
of red gum. The wood is also shipped
to Europe, where it is made into fur
niture, and it is also used there in
paving blocks. When steamed it is
easily bent and it thus becomes avail.
able for carriage rims and carriage
wood stock.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Keep the Faith,

ROM en- roun' dc ole worP go
Keep de faith, believers!
Summer heat on winter snow,
Keep de faith, believers!
Trouble come lax a railroad train
Toss you higher dan hurricane;
PeaceIl como wen you done wild pain
Keep de faith, believers!
Keep right on in de way you swine
Keep de faith, be1ieversi
De blaekes' sinner kin rise en- shine
Keep dc faith. believers!
Keep do faith 'twel de trumpit SCUM.
En- do big stars fall, en- de sky come
down,
En- you'll git to glory wen de worr turn
roun'-
Keep de faith, believers!
Atlanta Constitutis~ ;
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Wear Fewer Corsets,

Vienna is experiencing a slump in
corsets. The chamber of commerce
attributes the great decrease in their
manufacture during the year to the
publication of medical opinion con-
demning tight lacing, and also to the
extension of the "reform-kleid, or ra-
tional dress. All corset factories have
reduced the number of their employees
and some have closed altogether.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11

Very Low Excursion Rates to Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo.
via the North-W Western Line, will be in
effect from all stations January Z, 8 and
9, 1905, with favorable return limits, on
account Of annual conventions, National
Live Stock and Wood Growers Associa-
tion5. Two fast trains through to Colo
RADIO daily, only one night. For full in
formation apply to agents Chicago &
North Western R'y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
His Reply.

"It was like this" replied the land
lord. "The manager Of the show tele-
graphed me to reserve room with
a bath for his leadin' lady. For OBJ
vious reasons, as the BOOKS STATE |
wired him back that the room was
reserved, but the 1eadin' lady had
better take the bath before she got
here."-Puck.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
City Treasurer's Notice.

Notice is hereby given to taxpayers
of the city of WATERFOWL that the tax
rolls Of the several wards of this city
have been delivered to me and that
shall commence collecting and receiv-
ing taxes tor. the. year 1904 at my
Office in the city hall on Tuesday, Dec
27, 1904, ana that the taxes must be
paid on or before January 81, 1905.
Taxpayers will please bring last
years receipts with them.
EMIL TANCK, City Treasurer,
Watertown,. December 16, 1904.
Office hours-From a. ~. to II N.
and from $50 p. N. to 5 p. m. Friday
evenings from 6 to 9 o'clock.
Successful Tiger Hunt.
A tiger hunt in the central provinces
of India resulted in the deaths Of 1879
tigers and 100 men last year.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Paid Hiuh Price for Stamps.

A London philatelist, envying some
curious specimens in the album of an
elderly feminine acquaintance, offered
a dozen times to buy or exchange for
the coveted treasures. Unable to Sc
cure the prizes in such ways he finally
proposed matrimony and SO came into
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Corpse in Water Reservoir.

The dead body Of a woman who had
committed suicide having been found
in one of the reservoirs from which
London is supplied With water, the
contents, amounting to 50.000,000 gal
Ions, had to be allowed to run to
waste.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Lucky ORANGE Blossoms.

Orange blossoms, associated witt
religion by being originally brought
from the Holy Land by Crusaders,
have a good luck significance as well
that of prosperity. And no bride
can get too many Of those symbols
on!
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Special Reduced
Excursion Rates

Excursion rates to Yellowstone Ma
tional Park, via the North Western
Line, daily, with favorable return linn
its. Variable routes. Most wonderful
scenery in the world. Apply to agents
Chicago e North Western Railway.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Gold and Corn.

Gold is often much talked about as
the basis of wealth. Yet all the gold in
America-the greatest hoard Of the
yellow metal ever gathered in any
country-could not buy one years har-
vest OF our corn and wheat. To buy
one seasons wheat crop would take all
the gold mined in this country III siS
years.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
First Publication January, 4th, 1905

Notice of PrOCeedings.
CTATE OF WISCONSIN, n, j
In the matter of the estate Of Frances NJ. Skin
ner late of the city of WatertoWn in said county.
deceased
Notice is hereby given that at a regular term
of the County Court to be held in and for said
county at the court house. in the city of Jefferson
In said county. on the. Seventh day OF February.
as soon the, eater as the same can be heard the
tolowingmatters will be heard and considered:
The application Of Charles A. Skinner. admin
iStrator of the estate of said Frances ii. Skin
ner, deceased for the examination. and allow
ance of his account of his administration of the
estate of said deceased and for the assignment
of the residue to the persons entitled thereto.
Dated this 29th day Of December A. D. 1904
BY the Court:
GEORGE GRIMM, :
County Judge
Skinner & Thauer, Attorneys.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
No Danger.
A Heritage of Hearts.

They whose hearts are whole and strong,
Loving holiness. Il.
Living clean from soil of wrong
Wearing truths white dress
They unto no far-off height
YEARLY need climb =.
Heaven to them is close in sight
From these shores of time.
Only the anointed eye
Sees in common things
Clean of wave, and tint Of sky
Heavenly blossOmings.
To the, hearts where light has birth ,.
Nothing can be drear;
Budding through the bloom of earth,
Heaven is always near.
Lucy Larcom. 2
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Tourist Tickets to Colorado.

7, VOTOFdQO.
Round trip tourist tickets are on sale
daily during the winter months to Den
YER, Cololado Springs and Pueblo at low
reduced rates via the Chicago, Union Pa
chic " Northwestern line, good on fast
through trains with high class equip
ment. The best of everything. For
maps, booklets and list of Colorado no.
tells, with rates, apply to ticket agents
Chicago q North-W estern R'y. IL 3
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
COLLEGES for Girls.

Both at Bonn and at Breslau new
colleges for girls have been opened,
offering a six years course after grad
uation from the high school.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
& = IS TT o
Bears the q Inc Kind You Have Always Bought
0' 1 Of LzZZz1t1z<x

Patagonian Women Well Treated.
The women Of Patagonia work hard,
but are not maltreated. On the con-
trary, a husband considers his duty
to defend his wife in any dispute to
which she may be party, and when
he beats her it is done in the privacy
Of the home. In public he always
treats her we'll.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE ST. PAUL

Aoiii Nv. = Oh IlfeS 1IOIu chicago at 3:0Z %. m
daily, except Sunday.
Train No. % arrives from Chicago and departs
lof Madison at $50, D.. m. except Sunday
No no. 90 arrives from Milwaukee and departs
for Madison at $40 a. NJ, except Sunday.
No. arrives from Chicago at 1892 D. NJ, daily
excest Sunday.
SUNDAY train from Milwaukee arrives here at
9:45 a. m. Returning, departs at $40 .. M
"Ihls Train stops at WATERFOWL Junct. only.
Train No 43 leaves Milwaukee at IL 90 D. m.
saturdays only, arrives at WatertO wn at II So a.
m. =
Train No 40 leaves WATERFOWL for Milwau-
Kee at 5lO p. ~, Saturdays and Sundays only.
GEORGE w. WEBB, A emit.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
RAILROAD TIM BILE
CHICAGO e. NORTH -WESTERN.
PASSENGER SERVICE.-GOING SOUTH.

y. PASSENGER sERVICE.-GOING SOUTH.
Chicago Passengers 600 A. m
Chicago Passengers. .. II 100 A. m
GAINESVILLE passenger 14O n m
GAINESVILLE Passengers - 6:56 n M
Both $40 a. m and II 100 a. m trains make
c cI connections at Jefferson Junction tor
Madison and all points west
40 p, III train makes close connections for
Milwaukee and Chicago.
7:0l p. ~. train makes close connections for
east and west at Jefferson Junction.
PASSENGER sERvICE.-GOING NORTH
Lake Superior Passenger 8.O6 a m
MenomOnee Passenger 2.3S n m
Passenger arrives from Rockford at $40 a, m
passenger from Chicago arrives at o:2O p. m.
and goes no further
Sunday excursion goes north $50 a. N. re-
tnfnlng goes south at 526 p. M, making direct
connection at GAINESVILLE for Chicago.
Except Sundays,
#. NJ. NEWTON, Agent
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Korean Battles Bishop.

DR.. Corfe, British bishop of Korea,
who has been trying for years to learn
the Korean language, has given Up in
Anr =, n.,S
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Homeseeker's EXCURSION Tickets.

T1OnIeS5EKeTS EXCURSION ICKeIS,
Via Chicago, Milwaukee & ST. Paul R'y.
On sale first and third Tuesdays of
each month at one fare plus two dollars
for round trip with return limit Of Fl
days. For rates, routes, ETC., apply at
ticket office.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
M A1LS CLOSE

MAILS CLOSE
Mails close at the Post-Office as follows;
EAST. WEST. NORTH SOuTH
800 a. ms 1920 p. m* 2:20p.m.* 1880 %. m.
200 p me- 800 p. me- 500 pm. 900 D. m.
4:45 p. ms
300 p. m.
WatertoWn and Madison, 8 lbs a. m.,* :15 D. M.
zer, 80 a. ms
Lebanon. 700 a. M
Grellton, Thursdays and Saturdays, 400 .. m.
Except Sundays.
WIN. +. GRUETZMACHER, p. M.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Grandiose Business Slams.

Over in Hoboken, near the Swamp
zone, says the New York Press, prof.
ST. John, artistic horseshoer, rubber
cushioned equine footwear a special
ty; trotters and road horses shod on
most approved principles, holds
forth. The professor" neglects to
mention in his bizarre sign anything
about truck horses, which quadrupeds
form the bulk of his business.
Near by is an undertaking shop
patronized principally by poor fami-
lies. The proprietor advertises that
he is Postgraduate of embalmery-
funeral parlor and chapel at disposal
OF clients"
A couple of blocks nearer the lower
ferry a florist lays stress upon the
fact that "Our flowers are guaranteed
fresh daily-no crape-chasing here
exotics supplied for wedding recep-
tons, ETC."
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-01-11
Somethinu Wronu,

whats the matter?" demanded
the slightly fuddled man as he got
aboard the car, "ain't this the car |
want?"
What" snapped the conductor.
"How do known"
ooh, you must "a knowed it or you
wouldn't a'a stopped an let me ketch
er."-Philadelphi Press.