Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1905-09-21

SIllud VIII NC pOALI0lJ AO4uOStCO
by Japan not to lease to Russia any
more ice-free harbors.
No country will go to wses srsss
Germany while the latter has chol
era in her midst.
Mr.. Shonts' press agent stands at
the head of his profession in the re-
spect Of salary. He is almost in the
life insurance class.
Speaking about bumper crops aud
the like, it may be remarked that
the tobacco growers in the "bright
belt" are making some remarkably
fine "cures" this season.
Ii the DepeW Improvement Com
pauy mas improved ally thing iii the
LII jral ItettIl Tue iaCt has not Deel re-
pJr eL ~ luo usually aIert New
ork lapeI5.
A young man il Iowa comitted
suicide to escape nlaiIimony. He
nad probably been talking TO a
married man.
John u. Rockefeller has been
crIttcloIug andrew Carnegie Ior his
motnOu OF giving Libraries to cities.
5 4c,l stIl1e between fellow phllan-
tAroplsts is unseemly.
After ali there is some CONSOLATION
Iii knoWi ing that the world is nut as
oad do it is painted IN meiotraIna.
Massachusetts society women Ie-
cs.nls eujoyeu d ctaEu "pake" at
EAIcu they layed baseball, and
footb-t.:, pniled OFT tug-of war and
drank Deer. rney had truly
mdaculiuo time.
A young man in Iowa has been
discharged from the government
service by President Roosevelt be-
cause he married chorus girl. In
the a1alrs of Cupid and of Mars
the President is equally at nome.
"A sslife Insurance text bookn il
advertised. Tnere is no dabt that it
comes to fill a long-feIt want. Fl
would require "text book" to find
out the Ways of some insurance
companies.
1t appears that former State
Auditor oherrick of Indiana had a
well-developed notion of graft. Mr..
Sherrick is credited with "pulline
down" $145, 900, and his only claim
to the forgiveness of the public il
that he is not literary Pretender.
The future of the automobile il
war is being discussed. judging
f. ON the reco,u ii has made il peace
;he automobile is destined to be fata
| oa the field Of Mars.
| The manner in which Presiden
Roosevelt "called down" CORES.
| pondent of the Petit PariSien fol
attributing to him a bogus interview
showed how quickly he can drol
!he role of an amiable peacemaker.
The assistant treasurer of til.
United States at Philadelphia ha
been fired for taking too keen Al
interest in political affairs. ,Patriot
have always been martyrs.
| A New York man ninety year
old has just married his seventh wifi
| LIT that man live long enough ant
he will accumulate as much worl:i |,
wisdom as did Solomon.
! In speaking Of eligible Democrats
candidates for the presidency il
Il908, il will be noted that they ar
much more modest about comm!
forward than are the eligible Re
dublican candidates.
The New York Lite 1nsuranc
company gave $4,000 to tn
Republican campaign fund. Their
| is now no longer any doubt tha
those big Insurance companies hav
modney to burn.
The nations Of Europe are sayin,
that President Roovelt's mediation
was with out precedent. They oug b
to know by now that the, presiden
is fond o. doing thins that are with
cut precedent, in fact, doing thing
that are without a precedent is I'll
president speciality
! A car load of GuatemaIan ants i
reported to have passed through
Augusta, Ga, en- route to Louisian
and Texas to fight the boil weeS i
Since the stegOmyia fasciata la
been so much in the lime1igh
paragraphero have nep lected 70 not
that the boil Weevil is still doin
business. While there is no purse
the coming contest between til
travelled uatemalian ants and tn
insistent boil Weevils will be prove
cative of trouble.
The first snowfall of the season
reported in Vermont. Down il
Dixie there is just the faintest 81
spicion that winter is drawing neal
The straw hat is holding gdriantj