The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-24
Sanger Was Welcome.

Sanger Was Welcome.
Gentlemen. this here congress per-
son was plumb elad TO see me. san
ger he says, joyful and sincere. when
! slid OF my cayuse. come inside and
wen cut the dust. I amt had slug
of genuine Texas red eye ia my system
for so long I'm plumb pining for IT,
The liquor they use up ia Washinet0u
don't scratch none enjoyable and pro-
Hounoed-thc same being strange and
deceiYing''
Gentlemen, j was glad. Gentlemen.
! knew ia learn about how laws was
made. And ! asked him. after we'd cut
the dust frequent and plenty. how he
liked Washington and what ne did.
Sanger he says, solemn and i'm
pressive. 'Washington's a fine city and
/ legislated free and general
And then I asked his here congress
person to tell me about how things il
done and laws is made.
" Sanger he says. III do IT. care
full and explaining. III do il for you.
In the first place things in Washing
ton amt what ] thought they was. In
fact they was plumb different. When
7 landed in town i went to a hotel.
sanger. that WAS "A snack. There was
mahogany furniture in every room.
ger, after I'd hung around awhile I
went upstairs 10 turn IN. Sanger. but
that was q room. There was furniture
enough in il 10 furnish a whole shack
and after Ia looked around awhile and
taken off my pants. J blew out the can
die. the same being hitched 10 the wall
line and modern. and turned in.
wasn't rightly at home and / didn't go
TO sleep real quick ana usual and in
In rF
some active. Sanger. I'm telling you
that was a real smell. and il kept on
strengthening up until / was plumb
positive that something had crawIed
up there and died. swift and unknown.
But ! was tired and in a minute I
rolled over and went to sleep.
Them Hospital Details.
" Sanger I'm skipping them hospital
details / was some sick and come
near passing out. Sanger. / had blow
ed out the gas
Well / says, after we had liquored
sad and reflective, suppose you tell me
some more about your experiences q
a congressman.
Wei, says this congress person
Frightening up some. There was one
times when il looked bad for the coun-
try-piunb looked as If [ would hit the
see. after I left that hospital I dfdn't
go back to the hotel, but put up at =
boarding shack near this here capitol
SO as TO be around when they legis-
lated active and continuous. Ny shack
was in 4 row with some others. stint
lar and alike. and when L come home
one night from a session, some heated
and unnOticed, / wandered in and went
upstairs. Sanger. there was q lazy in
rrsffr
she was going 10 bed. Leastwise she
was getting up, which being night "a
amt reasonable 20 suppose. Wen. sir.
1 come down them stairs swift and
uncariug and ] made running motions
before / nit the ground. Sanger, hur-
Tied some
Then asked THIS here congress
person. some quick ana impatient. TO
tell me about what congress does.
Some Uninterestins Things.
Sanger, he says, I'm telling you as
hard as ! can There's some things
about it that amt interesting. L got
desk in congress, but 1 don't use il
much Mostly I'm paired. the same be
( ing a way by which YOU can vote when
y0u don't know it. You just tell the
bell-cOw of your herd. the same which
/ does most Of the talking, that you're
/ DehttetlAL anu lAidL y Ou AL Il hUL4Aa
/ that way similar and continuous au3
they don't bother you none. Leastwise
4 ! found It So
And then ] asks this congress per-
son 10 tell me some Of the things he
+ legislated.
Hell. Sanger. he says. frank and
I open don't ask me that because i
amt plumb sure But / had a damn
dne time and I'm going back there
successive and continuous, If il can b.
done
Consequent and Observing ] says
10 The mayor, you can't always righl
/ ~ tell abont p congressman knoVile
/ things and ] amt relying op these II
marks Soa nut out none confident saa
entire
And the mayor he aileAks liiss s
some sense IL shat ! sai8'