The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-19
With the Long RoaU.

N OUR there two ladies who were gen
| orally known in society easy conversationaists"
If you talked to by 'conversatonalist you
know the game. She does it to put you at your ease
Almost every who has arrived at the of so recall
some when he has been talked to by conversatonas
until he sighed to rest deep in the quiet grave
Young Mr. Rockefellers health has failed much that
he is so1rowfuy obliged renqish the leadership of his
Bible If H. H. Rogers could be secured to take his
place as biblical exposo the class might experience great
spiritual upift \.." .-..'s
The coal furnace has lost its sunburst
Work in the garden is strenuous with the advent Of
weather that hoeweder begin feel like eating
pie with knife again.
One of society's whms Newport is the arodoga dog
that will submit to goggles coat and hood and sit
meey beside the driver the skins along Coie
good auodogs and so poodes One of the latter
see cold day lately dressed in blue cloth hood with
goggles it, places provided for his to slip into
sight like this would make amateur anarchists rush out
and order sausages.
'I've been working like dog today,'' said the state
entomologst YEARLY.
Elbows that said his friend guielessly "catching in
sects7''
When the canary saw this bunch of sunlight he exploded
Farmer complains in his Austin Transcript of the
growing lawessness in the public schools Ben says:
The police had to sit down class fight at Crookston
the other day. and the fights that they hav had at Hsmne
field the high school pupils broke into private house and
stole preserves At Anoka forty high school pupils boted
go pupils went out on strike because they didn't like the
principal Hundreds of Chicago pupils last week struck in
We never had such goin when Farmer Ben was lad
Boys and girls were and If they they were
punishment from the schools and the teachers gettn to
this in Chicago and other towns
There others besides Farmer Ben who sometimes feel
that section of leather harness trunk strap might
be profaby worn oue on the persons of certain of
youth. This view possibly, that getting old
and cranky While would not personally to pound
these kids with club, could without violation of
principles stand around and boiler while teacher taking
a little genteel exercise Of that character.
Speaking of outrages by |'our youh,' the Mortified
News tells of the fierce life experienced by the family Of Mr.
Drew IAN old resident OF Northfeld who to have
rather poor hand when the school faculty invited the
senior class party at his residence When the party
well under way the under classes gathered bunch and
threw touch of the life miserable into the Drew family and
the neighbors door cut the cellar of the resi-
dence entered and thirty Jars Of canned fruit TAKEN The
refrigerator broken into and ed Of its The
News further says:
1t is thing goodumoredy appropriate the refresh
class party quite thing deliberately
break into the cellar of house, destroy DOORS strip
refrigrato of contents appropriate fruit assault
the Of his home, holding; ransom
for piece Of cake or dish of ice
This little hint seems to indicate that Mr. Drew was
clearly Of his element when he attempted
fairs of his front yard in the face Of of school
boys full of preserves canned fruit and the wine Of life
Much all dislike trouble it been one of the
sweet and simple pleasures of the life beautiful have
the faculty break of Mr. Drew house with base
ball bats and proceed crack lower-class skulls Or
are helpless in the presence of the kid mob?