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The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

He-And what became of that little dog
you took about with you such a lot lask
season?
she-oh, that sort of a dog went out Of
fashion, SO I had the poor thing put cut
of its misery.-London Tit-Bits.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Tommy said the teacher to q pupil
in the juve4ssle class, cant you tell wlIG&
capital punishment is
Yes, ma am answered Tommy cts
when a fellow is naughty and his mother
locks him up in the pantry where there is
lots of cake and jam. Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

You paid that man a great compliment
when you elected him to Office"
Yes answered Farmer CorntosseI,
an the compliment sort of started a
habit. He has expected everything COM
plimentary ever since. ."-Washingto
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Talk Is Cheap
It is evident you never had a lawyer to
talk to you. Boston Traveller.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Old Friend-Hello, Bini Haven't seen
you in ten years. The last time FFe met
you were writing a book on How I GOT
Rich Quick" What became of you after
that2"
BIl-Oh, then I wrote another On fIIow
Got Into Jail Quicker. Detroit Free
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Rivers-Ive just been paying my share
of the preachers salary and I'm wonder
ing what heading I ought to enter the
item under in the household expense book.
Brools-KVlly not fire insurance preIni-
ums ?'-Chicago Tribune.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Lunatic Cooking over the waI) of an
asylum at a laborer working)-This Is &.
fine day. sir.
I4aborer-Tt is indeed.
Lunatic--Are you married?
I-aborer-Yes
I4unatic-Have you any family?
I-aborer--I have eight.
Lunafic-How much a week have you2
I4aborer-Only rs. and I have to Sup
port my wife and family on that.
Isunatic-WeIl, all can say Is that you
are On the wrong side of the vail
Castlebar dreiand) Telegraph.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Miss Innit-you seemed bored at the
theater last night. Mr.. Knott Don't you
like Shakesoeare2
Mr.. XVvse Knott-Oh, Snakespeare's all
right I s'pose, but wish had turn cut
somethin new.-CleveIand Leader.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Mrs, erfull-Tommy, did you give
your little brother the best part of that
apple, as ! told you to?
Tommy Q.-9essun, gave hirn the
SEEDS He can plant EN- an have 8 whole
orchard--CIeveland Leader
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

My dear" said the decrepit millionaire
to his youthful bride, 7 am only too glad
to die when ! think OF the pleasure you
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Mr.. oonamore-yVouldn't you like +
90 to the ban game next Friday after
noon2
MISS EerL1e commandments no.
don't like the kind of balls they say tn
patsaers are using this season. Chicag'
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

4tr. Bryan. says the Democratic party
must 90 pack TO the people, but the rea-
son the Democratic party has lost the
people Il because It has been going back
ygnlie the people are going forward
Brooklyn- STANDARD Union.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

The beaUty-I've had lots of Ifoems writ
ten to me both serious and humorous. but
I've kept only the serious ones.
The other girl-They were better than
the others2
The beauty--Oll, no, but they were much
funnier!-Smart Set.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Some women are getting SO partfcu-
lar: An lola wife asks for a divorce
simply because she was made to worl
IN the field, left without fuel and food
and obliged to go to bed to keep from
freezing.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

But. my dear lady, you must not allow
your grief 10 overcome you. Remember.
your husband is far happier IN the other
world
s.P-Possibly he is-b-but I think you are
exceedingly r-rude to say so.'-Brownins'
Magazine.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

The Parson-W euldn't you like to have
your VIE come to see yen occasionally?
The Prisoner-Not on your life.
The Parson-Why2
Ine Frisoner-You evidently are not
aware that am in for wife n1urder.-Iyo~
inEabus Dispitch.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

The Hiawatha census taker foune
five women morphine eaters in onS
block. Are such cases without hope, ol
is there a future?
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

.Afaynae-so you kissed Jack Tugglns the
other evening. did you?
Edyth-The ideal Did you get it from
Mayme-I don't know; but hardly
think It was the same one.-Coltmbus
Dispatch
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

IF it makes you happy. GEAR she re-
piled artlesslys consider yourself dead
now, If you wish. Brooklyn Life.
The Topeka state journal., 1905-04-24

Hell don't see what makes women such
awful gossips. Now a man pEides hiu-
self on being a good listener.
She-Ihat's just It. A woman likes to
Halter his vanity, and how could he listen
If she didn't taik2-Detroit Free Press.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-03-21
los TRAPAJADOREs DEL MAR

go, pero mojado hay que poltrona, pero de
piedra.
La herrera que Gatt guerra estab'ecer, esta
ba bosquejada por la naturaleza pero nada habfa
tan dfici penoso como domtr aquel bosquejo hasta
hacerlo manejable y trans formar la caverAa en- abo-
raorio
Con tres cuaro anchas pedras vacadas
de embudo que terminaban hendidura
cha habia hecho la ida espece de sooete in
forme mucho mas pole-oso qoe aqueos Antiques gran
des fueleS de ragua que IA pies de longaud los
cuaes daban por II cada resopido 0S.ooo pull
gadas de are. Aqui la muy dsi ia. Las
preparedness de huracaa pueden cacuar.
Aque' exceso de uerza era I'm inconvenience diff
Gil de regnarizar.
La cnf4 dos dificutades; el agua e aire la
aravesal an de parte plre. No aquea aqua la
del oeae del mar sino arroyueo incesante mas pa
recido una htraci0n que 4 TN torrente
La espuma, lava Ia sin cesar pr la resaca sobre
ell escoo, veces mas de Glen pies de atura habfa
acabado por enav &c aqua dep6sito natural 81
tuado las alas one domiraban Ia escavaciou.
El sobrante dc 90 q dc 0s;to fJrmabl hsca atraS
la escarpadura de ,do s4o de aqua una pulgada
apre xmadanente, qac c;i dc dc 6
cnco toesas Agreg b'.u c2n:ingerte de uvia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-03-21
B1BLfOTECA DEL BOLETIN MERCANTH

Una de sus extremdades, 1edondeada puntlaguda
en- I'll conclusion podia rgor hacer as veces de una
verdadera bgorna conoidea, la bgorna piraml-
dal, faliaba. +"
Gilatt no teafa mas que ell antigua yunque de pie
da de los trogoditas La supercle, brunida por las
oas tenia cas la dureza del acero.
Gilliatt sintio no haberse trado vunque. Como
lqnoraba que Durande hubese do corada en- dos por
Ia empestade habia creido haar el cajon de capnte
ria odas sus herramentas la parte de proa de la
senna
Precisamente la proa del bu9ue 10 que las olas
habian arrebaado. Las dos acones conqustadas
pr Giatt en- ell escollo estaban 6Xmas. Ell alma
cen V la herreria Sc uncaban.
Todas las t4rdes, al anochecer, concufda jorna
da Gliatt cenaba pedazo de galea mojada en- aqua
un cangreio amos cuantOs Caracoe5 martlmos un,ca
peeca possible aquelas rocss, embaudo de fro CO.
mo la cuerds de nudos subia agujero
del Douvre ayor.
La materialldad msma de las ocnpaciones de Gil
llatt aumentaba espece de ABSTRACT que viva
Fl traba 10 corporal en- sus academies dis
minuia en- una apice ell asombro que causaba Gil
Hiatt ell hal'srs a hacer |, que hacia.
Ordin aria mente ell csnsanci, material TIN hio que
trs hacfa TERRA pero la sngula1idad msma del rabao
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-03-21
III t6ncl del Sinpl6n

- e ~ ANfS8a#a . A@~ -
minutes Sc ia man na Qar8e
ictmina a. IA cxeavaelur delta
as de- >imp.oa. ea io, A.ssc,
Lo> dos t>fmluos aei tunel
sou Nflga & A,eiie. cn >aisa i
ltalia re- aeeg,rsmen:c y a ion.
gitui = may crr,a Sc 80 kno'
metros
IA anuneio dc a con>iasiun
tue salndado en- am as naoioncs
con repiqucs lie campana> sal.
vas &c artsllcfla dcSpachos
scongraiula,orio> entire al Press
.iente Ruchei ' q Rev Victor
Manuel
Ia perioTacion comcnzo en- +,
dc Noviembre lie lSoS. v sepun
conirato. el tunel debla quedar
alberto al trahco el IS lie Mavo
proxlmo. incurrienGo "a. com
paria constructors en- multa>
muy sevvTaS en case contIarlo.
Dicese que hav esperanzas dc
que la Inauguration no Se dc
more mas ALA del 20 De MAYO.
pero, auuque cSto se haga i'm po.
Sible. no es probable. nj sera
Justo. que sc ponga en- vigor es-
Ia parte del contrato.
Sc halo una multitu de obs
taculos inesperadoS. varios de
los cuales estuvieron a punto de
resultar en~catastrofes.
Al principle Sc halo una gran
maSa de roCa al lado de Iselle.
para cuya perforaCion fue nece-
sarlo construlr maQuinaria eS
pecial
Cuando habia perforados unos
5000 metros, apareClerOn ma
nantlaleS de aqua fria vertlendo
mas de 1000 litroS por minute
que obligaron a suspender to-
DOS los trabaJOS por el ladO de
Italia durante a lgun tempo.
ApenaS vtnCldd e>ta ultCul
tad, unos dOsCientoS pies mas
ade ante Sc UrOpelO ,On una ca
pa fe material moved 10 por es-
paclO de ciento l;ncuenta piss,
Cuva perfOracl0n requIrl0 s3is
meSes de TIA bajo. IA
Mas adelan,1 sc halo que la
argueria de ladrlIlo cOnstruIl4
para ahanzar 10 que sc loa per
tOrando amenaZlba rulna. s1en
do la cauSa una Su0s3ancIa es
Curri1lza cOntenida en- la fOrma-
clOn lie la 1nOntan 4. Y tIc prc-i-
50 TecouStruIr cast tUd4 la ar
guerra.
La mayor diff ultad Sc pre>en-
to en- Septiembre~ ~uondo va
casj Sc oian 90 0aTetos del unu
Al otro lado Fut un lesbotde
gie aqua cal'ente dentro del til
mel cuyo efe~Io tue cal lear la
atmOstera na>ta il Ger Sublr eI
merCurO 1871 Fab elheIt
(S5o centigraqOo)>y pOler mu-
ChaS vidao en- gravl~lmy pclIgTO
: HubO que suspender los traba-
Jos mientras los lngenieros ha-
llarOn el medic dc retresCar la
temperature 10 que llev0 meses.
Del ladO septeutrional pOr la
parte de SulZa. existia una gran
acumulaCi0n lie aqua Cuyo sur.
tlderO dcbia ser en- el extreme
merldional del tunoi. Habia el
tenor de que al encontrarse los
ObrerOs de am hos ladOs, el aqua
Sc precipltase Y causase una ca
tastrofe, 10 que hizo ne1esariC
adOptar lnhnltaS preCauClOneS
Tan prontO como el tuuel este
listo con las Inca, COlOCadas, sc
procedera a a hOradaCl0n dt
Otro tuuel mas peQuenO parale-
10 al mavOr. el Cual sera ensan
Chado para permltlr el trahcO d.
ida vuelta 4 la vez, en- el in
term Sc cODStruira un desvlad e
TO hacia la mitad del tunel prln
cipal para que los treneS puedal
IL V venir.
La obra ha sido presupuesta
da en- SIS 100000 v Costeada po
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-03-21
S. F. L.ORENZI
AGENTE COMISIoNIsTA
PLAYA DE PONCE, PTO. RICC

Repre- de varias casas de los
Estados Unidos, de Europa yde Ia
lsla.
Corrcdor de Fabricantes tejidos y
del ramo de mcrcancias en- general.
Tieue catAlogos, y muestras de in
6nidad de articulos y Sc encarga de
I do pedido los Estados Unidos y 4
Europa.
Recibe 4 dep6sito cafe, azdcar, y
toda clase de Frutos del Pals para
venderse en- plaza embarcarse.
Solicita precios sobre mueStras que
Sc le envien y trasmite la mejor ofeta
6 Ia acepta cuando para clio - lie
autoriGa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-03-21

A. efcNga "a s,@n &c ~ VA
llacc - haocf nn iuncl como dc
& soa fneifos hsio una montana
pafs 6 saSiic de a aguas -.
hiag dci iio Z hagfc>
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03
Notice of Petition to Yacate Ger.
tain Street and Allev.

Notice is hereby given that a petition to
vacate and discontinue all that part of Ores
cent Avenue between the easterly line OF
Lake Boulevard, extended, and the westerly
line OF Cleveland Avenue, extended,
in the city OF Virginia and to aban-
don the use thereof as a public street or
highway has been duly presented to the City
Council of the City Of Virginia, Minnesota;
that said petition is duly signed by majority
OF the resident owners Of property on the
line OF such street and said petition has been
duly fled of record with 1.-THE City Clerk OF
said city; That the reason and purpose for
the vacation of said street is that the Eastern
Railway Company of Minnesota, a CORPORA
ton organized and existing under the laws Of
the State OF Minnesota, whose line OF railway
is leased and operated by the Great Northern
Railway Company, proposes to locate por-
ton OF its line Of railway over and upon the
said street and certain abbutting property,
and to establish its station and terminals
thereon. and for that purpose to purchase
the said street.
NOW THEREFORE, Notice is hereby given
to persons interested, that the said petition
will he heard and considered by the City
Council Of the said City of Virginia, at a
meeting of the said council to be held on
Tuesday, the 18th day Of February, 1906. at
the hour of 8 O'Clock, p. m.
A. N. THoAPsON,s
City Clerk OF the City of Virginia,
B-5e Minnesota.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03
Notice Of Application for Liq-
uOr License.

State OF Minnesota, County OF st. Louis, IS.
Notice is hereby given that application has
been made in writing to the city council OF
said city OF Virginia and filed in my office.
praying for license to sell Intoxicating liu-
uors for a period OF one year. commencing on
the 4th day OF January. A. D. 1905, and ter
minating on the Bird day Of January, A. D.
1906. by the following person and at the roI.
lowing place. as stated in said application,
tO-Wit:
MATT jacobson,
In the front room on the ground floor of the
one STORY brick veneer building situate on lot
%. block 49, City of Virginia, Mimi.
Said application will he heard and deter
mined by said city council of the city OF Vir-
ginia at meeting OF said council to he held
in the council chamber in said city OF Vir-
ginia on Tuesday, the 3lst day OF January, A.
ID, 1905, at O'Clock p. m. Of that day.
Witness my hand and the seal OF said city
this Goth day Of January, A. u. 1905
A. N. THOMPSON.
Jan. *'-3 City Clerk.
Corporate Seal, City of Virginia, Mimi
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03

IT is amusing to one who knows
the real animus of the former Oh.
position to county division on the
part of certain range journals to
note their present position on the
question and their claim that
former opposition came from the
fact that Virginia was named as the
temporary county seat in the fight
of four years ago. However, if a
bill making division possible
through the omission of the name
of any city as county seat for the
new county will receive the support
of the press of the ranges as a
whole, let us have the bill and let
us work for its adoption. Virginia
need have little fear for the after
math, and would much prefer to
see the county seat at Wolf instead
of at Duluth.
FRANK MOx, road foreman in
Commissioner Kugler's district,
was acquitted of wrong intent in
presenting a forgery in the shape
of bill for six days work for
road la borer in December, the court
on Tuesday directing verdict of
upon the evidence of Com.
Kugler, who averred that
the man had;worked six days in an
other month for which he had re-
ceived no pay. Mox admitted his
technical guilt in the matter, but
claimed the act was done because
of the fact that the road fund for
the road upon which the work was
performed was exhausted, and that
rather than trouble the commits
sioners for special Legislation for
an additional appropriation to
cover the deficit he made affidavit
that the man had worked on an
other road.
GEORGE H. CROSBY, one of the
best known real estate men of Du-
luth, in an interview in the Even
ing Herald of Saturday, advises
delay in the building of the pro-
posed new court house for St.
Louis county. Mr.. Crosby express
ses himself forcibly on the sub
ject, stating that he does not be-
lieve the time ripe for incuring
such an enormous expenditure. Mr..
Crosby states that he expects to be
for his position, but any
criticism will come from citizens of
Duluth-as the ranges care not
whether St. Louis county has a
court house, the present one seem
ingly filling the bill. But although
the ranges pay upwards of 90 per
cent of taxes of the county it is not
to be supposed that the sentiment
of range residents will cut much
figure with the powers that be, and
and the average taxpayer of this
section has kept quiet in the matter.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03

d. c. Heath Il Co., books. ..... .. 10 81
Nelson Shields. supplies =. ... 40
Scott-Graff Lumber Co., furniture -. 469 OU
Chicago Laboratory Supply Co. labra-
Tory supplies. .................. 81 A.
Duluth Paper & Stationery Co. books 100
Educational Publishing Co. magazine 2m
On motion OF Trustee Railie meeting ad-
]Onrncd. &. {. BUTLER
Clerk.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03

At a meeting OF the Board OF Trustees OF
School District No. q, held January q. 1905.
Present. Trustees Roski!ly, Bailie and But
Ter.
On motion of Trustee BaIlie supported by
Trustee Butler the following bills were order
Ell mid:
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03

At a meeting Of the Board OF Trustees Of
School District No. ~. held December "a, 1884,
Present, Trustees Roskilly, Bailie and But
Ter,
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03

H. E. FOoeness, labor . ... % 40
First National Bank, interest on bonds 1903 Is
Bertha Hendy, substitute teacher.... II 90
Lillian Headsten, substitute teacher. 81 40
Mrs. L. Bliss substitute teacher. -. Is 90
Lillis King, substitute teacher. 400
Mrs. D. E. Cuppernnll substitute
teacher ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 400
Mrs. B. Alverson. substitute teacher. 90
Lianda Beach, substitute teacher 90
Joel Tornquist. livery. "A so
Mesaba Telephone Co., rentals to
March 81 ....-.... ............ u ~
Troy Steam Laundry. laundry ........ 522
Henry Hughes Co. merchandise. 104 0S
Fred Frick Clock Co.. electric pro-
gram clocks NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ~ 10
Virginia Lumber Co., wood. ........... 26 20
VIM. LaValley, labor %. -.~..,.. ...... $50
Standard Oil Co.. gasoline. .... :. 1891
Ethel Jones. merchandise =. ........ 23O
A. HaWkinson, merchandise. :. %. 50 81
J. Mesberg. merchandise ...... ...... SEQ
d. 4 /. r. R'y Co. freight %. ..... POI
D. NJ. l. n. R'y Co.. freight and ex-
press. go. . Observation-Disclosures. $50
John A. Jones, painting. .... -. 2OO0
W. e. Hannaford, printing %. ...... A75
n. L. Matheson. repairing. ......... go
CHM b Co., bookg:. ..:..........,...... aH
Rand, McNally & Co., books and maps 90 20
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03

At a meeting OF the Board OF Trustees of
School District No. q, St. Louis county Min
nesota, held November Is. 1901.
Present. Trustees Roskily. Battle and But
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03
} SCHOOL
BOARD PRO- } '"'
CEEOINGS. p"o''cat'o"'

At meeting of the Trustees Of School
District No. q, held Oct. %. 1904.
Present, Trustees RcskiIly, Railie and But
Ter.
On motion Of Trustee Battle the following
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03

VIRGINIA has some things she
does not need-with which she
could dispense with financial and
moral profit. But she needs some
things she has not got, one of them
being an organization of the bust
ness people and interested citizens
for the advancement of the city.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1905-02-03
Terms. 50 Per Year. IN Advance

THE United States is to become
receiver for the republic of San
Domingo, and the interests of the
money:lender are therefore assured
of being protected.
IRON county is a proposition that
throws more fear into the Duluth
politician than an insurrectionist
can throw into the Gar. But Iron
county is not far distant.
MARY MCFADDEN, in the News
and Comment" of the News Tribune
says that "Alonzo ]. Witeman has
been doing another stunt at max
ing Duluth famous" A grand
thing for Duluth to have some.
thing to strengthen her waning
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-06-16

cause it's gotten up by home tai
ent, but let a ten cent dog show
come to town and they will be there
with both feet.
Crowther Bros. started for their
sheep camp on the Conejos river
Wednesday morning to do their
shearing. They expect good
clip this year.
Sanford seems to have the Base
Ball Fever" Two games We're
played Wednesday. After defeat
ing the Richfeld team the boys
had a lively game among them
selves. Sven Peterson is kept
busy ordering bats and balls as
they are all hard hitters. Good
thing boys push it along."
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-06-16
=. BOUNTIFUL . 3.

The farmers in this section are
all assured of splendid crops this
year.
A. B. Kidd. not to be outdone by
his neighbors,. has begun building
new concrete house on his farm
near the townsite.
f. X. Ball has about completed
his pretty new farm house. al
though he intends to add couple
more rooms this fall.
The directors of the school board
of this district are having the new
school house weather boarded and
painted which will add greatly to
its appearance.
Eight months of school have
been arranged for this district this
year. the term beginning on the
first Monday in September. Miss
Mamie Smith. of Manassas. will be
the teacher.
A building boom has struck
Bountiful and all kinds of build
ings are going up. Among those
who are erecting new residences
within the limits of the TOWNSHIP
are a. :. Hawkins. John Boise. II
II. Arthur and F. w. Coakley.
These gentlemen are all putting up
good substantial concrete build
ings and will have them completed
and ready for occupancy before
fall.
The La Jara chronicle. (La Jara, Conejos County, Colo.) 1896-19??, 1905-06-16
NEWS NOTES ABOUT ALL
OF OUR NEAR NEIGHBORS

some time until last Sunday when
they came up and spent the day
with their best girls.
Jimmie Daniels Jr,, while play
ing ball last Saturday, fell and
sprained one of his ankles and he
is now going on clutches.
The ball game last Saturday be-
tween Manassa and Sanford was a
pretty close game, the score stood
only 9 to 1 i'll favor of Sanford.
The ball game played Wednes-
day by the Monte Vista and Man
ASA boys was Won by the score
of 10 to in favor of the Manassa
ball team.
If Mr.. Lawrence Heiselt contin-
ues to visit Manassas it is the opin-
ion of the people here that Miss
Ray Morgan will change her home
from Mauassa to Sanford.