The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1905-07-22
Uit aDd Humor

AASA RNSO'
Never heard anything against her
prst. What's wrong with it?"
Its length. Window.
Pop: when l was a boy l used to
go to bed with the chicken"
Tommie: did the chickens used
to sleep in the house, or did you go
out to the coop, pop?"-Ionkers
Statesman.
People thinks dat most tishermcns
is big liars; but my experience is wen
dey gifts to de river bank dey soon gltS
too full for utterance.
Happiness amt got muffin else ter
do but wonder why it is folks fails ter
find him, Wen he's all time singin' in
de middle er de road.
So few er us knows how ter stand
prosperity, trouble DIES laughs when
he see us celebratin. --Atlanta ConStl-
tuition.
The first thing the wife Of the self
made man does after the job is com
pleted is to get herself a tailor-made
gown-Someryille Journal.
''Remember, " said the earnest Cit
izen. that a public Office is a public
trust"
Il shouldn't say that" answered
Senator Sorghum, owing to our pc
culiar political system, there are very
few offices that can be made as lucra-
five as a trust. Washington Star.
What is an extra session, pa?"
1T is a gathering of alleged states
men with designs on the mileage graft,
nv son. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Tommy dressed for evening party:
Mother, shall | wash my hands or
put on gloveS?"-Punch.
Miss Nellie Gaunt: AT the ZOO |
liked the monkey house best"
Mrs. Ellie Gaunt: Don't say mon
KEY house, child; it sounds so COM
mon. Please call it the 'apiary. y
Cleveland Leader.
John" said Farmer .. Fodder
shucks to his collegc-bred son.. who
was home on Il vacation. "Hev We
noticed 81 Mullet's oldest gal lately?
Strikes me she's gittin' ter be a right
likely c%ritter, hey?"
''She's as beautiful as Hebe, J"
agreed John, enthusiastically.
Jaw, shuckS,." grunted Farmer f.
''She'S a blame sight purtier'n he be.
Why, he amt no beauty. She gifts it
from her mothers folks. ''-Cleveland
Leader.
Little Irma had been on an excur-
sion to her fathers downtown office,
and saw for the first time a typewri-
ter in use. ooh, mamma" she said.
on her return home, don't you know,
| saw the funniest sewing machine
down to papa'S office. 1t sewed A. b.
c. 's!-Lippincott'S Magazine.
How SATAN WORKED IT.
Satan tell de Lightnin'
He'll run him fer a race,
DE Lightnin' he make answer:
"DeS name yO time en- place"
En- what you reckon happenE
Ole Satan made the trip
Straddle a great big cloud. en- use
De Lightnin' fer Il whip!
Atlanta Constitution.
Have you ever looked up your an
cestorS:" asked the antique enthuSi-
asst.
Well" replied his Indifferent
friend, with a twinkle, I've skinned
them over-yeS. After getting that
far. | found | didn't really care tC &C
into detail. detroit Free Press.
"De Niger war'nt sot free on de
Fo'th July, wuz he?"
mo; OATS de day de white man wuz
Sot free; en- he felt SO good over it he
beat de drums en- de niger. ATTAIN
ia Constitution.
Gertrude-Papa, you are so rich
that l shall never marry.
Papa-Why, daughter?
Gertrude-Oh--your money vii
make the wrong mar propose to me,
and the right man afraid to.
The Iuka Mineral Springs received
a silver medal, the highest possible
award at the ST. Louis exposition O
1904. This award was made owe
more than 100 other exhibits OF min
eral water.
Mother, your life is not insignif
can't. 1t is not and cannot be isolated
from universal significance, for you
boy shall bear it into the great It'd
that never Gibbs.
Without a tireside, mans domest:
nature, from which he derives by IA
the largest amount of his earthly en-
joYment, cannot but remain cold an
almost entirely inactive. This depart
ment of his nature can be kept aliy
only by the best of the hearthst0ne.
There is something grand and ir
spring in a young man who fail
squarely, after doing his level hes
and then enters the contest again an
again with undaunted courage an