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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
Dr.. H. McELWEE,
5403 indiana Ave, Chicago, II.
Have YOU children?

Are they musically inclined Now IS
the time to develop them If you have
piano in your home you will see how
naturally children take to learning to
play It's rea' treat to watch them
develop daily. Now is the time to buy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
The prodigal are never liberal

For sale, farm Of 200 acree, at s35
per acre. Good tobacco land. Apply to
Butt q Butt, Viroqua, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

Be pleasant until 10 o'clock in the
morning; the rest of the day will take
care of itself
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
The pain Of loss is the price of gain

Makes digestion and assimilation per
feet Makes new red blood and bone
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea will do. A tonic for the sick ard
weak. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. A ]
Johnson, Druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
This is the Time 10
prepare to keep out the flies and we can help you by
selling you screen doors and windows, wire cloth
and fly ',lIerS

Tt panel door tinh thick feet inches by feet inches
nted Price complete with hook
Four panel door II inches thick feet Inches by feet inches
painted Price complete with spring hinges hook and CT IN
panel inches
natural finish nicely vanished Price complete with spring CT %
DI.kJ
inch feet inches by feet inches
of well
fancy will joints CT an
Price complete with hinges hooks aLd knob pAJU
windows with perfect adjustment frames Of selected
hard wood finished oil "a inches high will adjust from p
inches 37 inches Price each JU%
Wire cloth "A inches wide 36 inches yard roll
Fly Killers Price each 10
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

1t is easy to be rigorous without being
light GUS.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
To Cure a Cold In One Day.

TO UuFe IOTu IN VIC Uay'
Take LAXATIVE ROMOQUININE
tablets. All druggists refund the money
if it fails to cnre E W. Groves sigma.
ture on each box 25 cents.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

Faith never, has any need to dream
about the future.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
Hungry men ask few questions

No good health unless the kidneys are
sound Foley's Kidney Cure makes the
kidneys right. Sold by A. J. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
FOR SALE
RAEM FOR SALE.

House and lot in Third ward, ca
terms. W. d. DYSON.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

Want for your worries but not for
your WORK
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

Love wears the heart on the sleeve,
trade in the pocket
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
Why Not GetIt

Profanity is a good deal more than a
matter of grammar.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

The big prizes are won by those who
have their heads full oftener than by
those who have their hands full.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
In Dire Distress.

Men who lie easily get into many
places where they lie hard.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
A mans battle in life depends very
much upon his first engagement.
No Secret About 1t.

1t is no secret, that for cuts, burns
ulcers, fever sores, sore eyes, boils, etc
nothing is 80 effective as Bncklen's AR
MICA Salve. 1T didn't take long to cure
bad sore had, and it is all o. K. fol-
sore eyes," writes D. L. Gregory Of
Hope, Tex. 25c at A. J. Johnson's drue
store
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

ARE YOU IN NEED OF A SEWING MACHINEf
Come and look at the Eldridge for sale
at Purdy store. Will trade for fresh
milk cows. G. O. HELGESON.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

He who looks before he leaps is often
satisfied to stay where he is.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

1t takes more than despising of fame
to deserve it.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

If you want pretty face and delight
full air,
Rosy cheeks and lovely hair,
Wedding trip across the sea,
Pat your faith in Rocky Mountain
Tea. A. J. johnson, Druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

maintaining highest excellence among family
ing machines small payment down and the rest at convenient
intervals will secure machine Liberal allowance made for old
machines. Oil and needles for all machines supplied -~-
II. l.. RAYNER, Salesman and Collector. !
Slayer Sewing Machine Co
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
II Your Cough sounds as If You Were
Hollow Inside

don't loose your heart. Some wise doc
tor will tell you to go to Colorado or
some other section, but stop the cough
by using Gloria Lung Balsam, and ma
ture will do more than change of eli
mate IJ is made of healing balms and
best for children Sid by A. }. John
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

We offer better values than ever hrfore
at prices within the reach CT all Don't
say On, I'll buy cheap piano good
enough for the children to practice on, .
This is a mistake. A tin.pan piano will
tire them out and they will lose interest
in their studies. We sell pianos that
stand the test of constant practising and
improve with age. Call and examine
our line of Bush d Lane and Victor
Pianos No better made
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

IL takes more than bank draft To
etHrt the heavenly fame.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
1t Is impossible

It is not safe to expect that the unex
pected will happen.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

For Sale by A J johnson, Viroqua, vi
Call fot Free Sample
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

We are getting fine lot of com phi
Gated books on the simple life.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14
Interesting 10 asthma Sufferers

Money can afford to talk because it is
drawing interest.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1905-06-14

RS SURE HEART REGULATOR GIVES IMMEDIATE RELIEF
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

aow Trousers Came to He Popular.
Trousers came into use for general
wear with the French revolution. The
gentlemen, the supporters of royalty
and sound constitutional principles,
wore breeches. The sans culottes, -
who denounced every one who wore
breeches, finally went beyond their op-
ponents and wore twice as much cloth
around their legs-in a word, adopted
the modern trousers and made them
the badge Of Il party. Napoleon, who
was too thin ct one period Of his life
and too stout at another to look his
best in small clothes, nevertheless wore
them on state occasions after he had
been crowned emperor. His army was
the first that wore trousers, and they
kept progress step by step with the
march of the French legions.
The French trousers were seen in
Egypt, in Spain, in Italy, in Germany,
In Poland and in Russia. and with
them the neat gaiter. People thought
that the manner in which great con-
quering nation clad its legs was the
correct model, and when the trousers
wearers marched over the wearers OF
pigtails and knee breeches at Jena and
Auerstadt a decision was given from
which the world did not care to ap,
peal.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
GENERAL NEWS.

Governor Brodie, of Arizona, will
relinquish the duties of his present
office March l, and assume those of
assistant chief of the record and pen
sion office at Washington.
bill introduced in the Nebraska
legislature is expected to pass reduc-
sng railroad rates from Is to 20 per
cent. The railroads are willing to
compromise on 10 per cent reduc-
tion.
Albert L. Caldwell and David
Fraughton, who are held in Jail al
Salt Lake on a charge of grand lar
ceny. are identified as the Cody bank
robbers, for whom there is reward
of $4,000.
George W. Whitman, chief of po.
lice of San Francisco. charged by the
police board of that city with neglect
of duty and incompetency has beer
suspended from duty pending dispo-
sition of the case.
Speaker Cannon is obdurate in his
refusal to grant a special rule for the
consideration of public building bill
carrying S9,5OO,0OO, although SOC
members of the house have petition
ed him to relent.
The senate committee on Indiar
affairs has decided to insert in the
Indian appropriation bill a CLAUSE
prohibiting the use of Indian fund:
TO support sectarian and denomina.
tional schools of any character.
At San Quentin, Cal, there ar,
1900 prisoners with only CPS cells [,
hold them; while Folsom has 1OOt
prisoners, with only 372 cells; il
other words, there are something
under-1OOO cells to hold $500 prison
.ers.
The most sklllful ana careful an
alysis fails to disclose any trace o
poison in the source of either fooC
or water partaken of by Mrs. LELAND
Stanford, and not the slightest rea.
son exists for suspicioning any ser.
want or employe. Mrs Stanford ha.
entirely recovered and is now in ex-
cellent health at least physically.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

lar to shaun Rhue," but showing
the favorite actor in role equally
as strong as the Kerry Blacksmith,
with his stout heart strong arm and
his readiness to help anyone in dis
tress. Dan O'Hara is full of Irish vim
and wit and his impersonation is ar
;istic and true.
Mr.. Murphy is one of the few ac-
tors who belong to the class of which
The late Joseph Emmett was u1em-
her. lie is artistic in every act and Is
pleasing to his. audience. He does not
cheaper his talent by bidding fOr pop
ular approval in vulgar manner,
but adhered rigidly to the line of
character he assumes. He has a well
modulatcd, deep. resonant voice and
good sage appearance. He is, in
ia II. one of the few men who are so
fortunately endowed for portrayal of
charlt ters he essays, as to be able
to please and amuse the most simple
AID at the same time meet the exact
| ing requirements of the most aesthet-
| ic Kerry Cow" and ~Shaun Rhue'
possess dramatic construction, action
and scenic beauty, besides developing
strong plots of human interest Mr.
Murphy is supported by company OF
roles assigned to them and have at
tanned a corresponding degree of pro-
fiCiency.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
OsTEOPATHY IN PNEUMONIA.

Said one of Chicago's most emf
nent physicians last winter: Not a
medicine is known that will do one
particle of good in pneumonia, and
the sooner we resume the search for
one, the better for ourselves and the
people" But he must add: failure
must always meet the research for
a medicine, for the cause lies beyond
medicine. Medical textbooks say the
state in pneumonia is filling of the
lung tissue with blood and serum
which has exuded from the weaken
ed and dilated blood vessels. The
osteopath goes further and finds that
these blood vessels ar weakened by
a loss of nerve force which is cut off
by pressure on the vaso-motor nerves
to the lungs. The cure depends on
the removal of this pressure. Thus
Iit is seen why medicine must fail.
The osteopath finds this pressure to
be from slightly displaced vertebrae
and ribs. Correct these and the cure
speedily follows, as was demonstrate
ed the past week in our city on a
case which the medical doctor gave
up and the Osto path cured. For
particulars, call on Drs. Hoisington,
Despair block, Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

at has happened to me several
times in my life" says Thomas E.
Watson in Bethany, ito be arrested,
convicted and sentenced to dine with
other we'll dressed convicts, male and
female, at a swell dinner-one Of those
formal functions where solemn fun
kies bring you one thing only to eat at
time. When you have pecked awhile
at that one thing, whatever it may be.
solemn hunkies take it away and bring
you another plate and some other thing
to peck at awhile.
Sometimes 1t happens that this one
thing is big, defiant looking tomato.
To sit in ones chair, gazing at the
last course which the funky has just
put on; to realize that this entire
course consists of solitary tomato,
looking tiercely red and raw; to glance
along the table and to realize that all
the convicts, male and female. have
one tomato apiece and are trying to
look cheerfully at the convict boss
the host-has overwhelmed me every
time it got the chance The scene is
heartrending"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
POPULAR IRISH DRAMAS.
Joseph Murphy i'm "Shaun Rhue' and
kerry Cow February 20 and 81.

Joseph Murphy, the popular Irish
comedy player, will begin tomorrow
evening his annual engagement i'm
this city at the Frazer February 26
and %, presenting his favorite Irish
dramas shaun Rhue' and Kerry
Cow" Mr.. Murphy is as well known
as any actor on the stage. His art is
finished. He has a musical voice and
pleasing personality and has attain
ed a sustained success.
"Shaun Rhue" is one of those
homely Irish dramas that always APP
peal to the heart. AS Shaun Rhue
(Red john laughter follows the droll
Irish wit of Mr.. Murphy, and tears
the moment of pathos. particularly
when, driven from home. he visits the
grave of his mother and pickins vi
some OF the earth, sings that pathetic
ballad, "a Handful of Earth"
Kerry Cow is an Irish play SINH
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
NORTHWEST NEWS.

Near Eugene, A. NJ. Christensen
was struck on the head by falling
tree and killed
\ flat car jumped the track near
Vancouver, B. c., killing James Fer
guson and badly injuring Fred Nc
Intyre.
Heide & DeNeuf, Tacoma archi-
tects, have the contract for the plans
for the Washington state building at
the Lewis and Clark fair.
George Holcomb, city treasurer OF
Everett, Wash, is short in his ac-
counts s11.5OO, all said to have been
spent in bucket shop speculations.
Two members of the Astoria police
force who are non-residents, have
been asked to resign. They are con-
trary, and a suit of custer may be
necessary.
A fellow-servant bill holding COM
panies responsible for accidents tc
employees where a substitute Officer
or foreman is responsible, has beer
passed and signed by the governor II
Montana.
There are 10S millionaires in Col
orado, of whom the wealthlest ii
David Moffat, worth from $4,000,
900 to s30,OOO,00O. Cattle, mines
real estate speculation, fruit, bee
culture, manufacturing and genera
farming are all represented.
Major Darlington, convicted o
falsifying accounts in the civil fed
eral service in the Philippines, b,
which he absorbed s15O,000 of gov
eminent money, has been convicte'
on five counts and sentenced to l
years Imprisonment on each count
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
A slave of Prosperity.

Mrs. Porter had married late in life
and married a rich man after years of
prudent scrimping and much care.
"How does AnnabeI look?' asked one
of Mrs. Porter's old neghbors of an
other who had been visiting the bride
of year. Does she appear salts
fled?"
"Oh, yes, she's satisfied and happy
and all that" said the old friend slow
ly, but you know folks can't get
wonted to things all of sudden, and
so there will come times now and
again when Annabef looks as if the
kettle was bilin' over and she was
tied hand and foot so she couldn't get
to the stove. It's not for me to say
how she feels"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
Goods Under False Pretenses.

He was using the name of Joseph
Allen, sub-contractor on the portage
road, and at several stores in the city
Saturday night ordered goods for the
men working on the road, charging
them to Allen. After midnight he
was found in saloons attempting to
pawn them for whisky. Officers
caught him at it and soon he was in
the clutches of Marshal Wood and
Nightwatchman Crate. It is likely
District Attorney Menefee will file
direct information against him for
obtaining goods under false pretense.
He gave his name as r. Q. Smith
The Dalles Chronicle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

Is there any fairer relationship in the
wide world than this between father
and young daughter? Its only rivals
are the ties between mother and son.
mother and daughter and father and
son. To the budding womanhood that
skips and pranks beside him the settled
man of affairs betrays the shy chivalry
that, so long as he retains the inno-
cence of his affections, nestles at his
heart. For her he remembers again
the gallant days Of his youth; he quotes
poetry, brings out for her amused and
affectionate inspection dreams and
hopes long laid by in the cedar chests
of memory. For her sake he goes
again into society, consents to dress for
dinner, is careful of his manners and
his speech. The graces Of life trail
into his consciousness with the soft
swish of her lengthening skirts.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
Nnfice to Contractors.

Sealed bids will be received at the
office of the architect until Monday,
February 81, at 4 D. M, for excavat-
ing for Eagles building. Each bid
must be accompanied by a certified
check, payable to the trustees, for s
Plans and specifications can be
had at the architects Office, La Dow
building, Pendleton, Or. The right is
reserved to reject any and all bids.
o. w. GIBSON, Chairman.
f. A. SwINGLE, Architect.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
Inquest Postponed.

Chicago, Feb. 21.-Because the
chemical analysis of the stomach con
tents of Mrs. Welker Hoch is not COM
pleted, the inquest over the womans
eXhumed remains was postponed un-
til Thursday. Hoch. the alleged big
amist, remains in the county jail. ap-
parently in the best humor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

The True Meaning OF Nv Orry.'
The generic and much covering term
Of worry" is often the name for a
trouble the essential part of which is
the difficulty Of making up the mind"
Those who can read between the lines
discern also in many case of suicide
the same difficulty as the final cause
which plunged a weaksand distracted
intelligence into the ultimate catastrO-
phe. Sooner than continue the struggle
with doubts, alternatives and perplexi-
ties the mind that cannot be made
up" is overthrown altogether-London
Lancet
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

An old lady took her little grandson
to a museum, and when they came to
lion with gaping mouth the boy
hung back.
Don't be afraid, Harold" the lady
said. "That lion is stuffed"
"Yes," said Harold, "but maybe he
isn't stuffed SO full that he couldn't
find room for little boy like me-"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
Poisons In Food.

Perhaps you don't realize that
many polsons originate In your
food, but some day you may feel a
twinge of dyspepsia that will convince
you. DR.. Kings New Life Pills are
guaranteed to cure all sickness due to
poisons Of undigested food-or money
back. 25c at Tallman & Co.'s drug
store. Try them.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
Ooooosssossoooo,
Missouri Gulch, Feb. 10.

. Editur Fest Oregonyan:-
The snow is bout all gone off
. in Missoury Gulch and it is
. purity near time to plant garden ,
. sass. Pa says to ask you why I
. we don't get any garden seeds
from Washington this spring.
. Last year they cum in January,
and it was good thing. as the
. spring was urly.
. Pa says to ask you If Senator
. Mitchull gets fired out who will
send out the garden seed. Do
. you think Senator Mitchull will
. git fired out before he sends out
the packages fur this spring. Pa
says 1t is time the seeds wure
here. if we use them this year.
Will it do any good to rite to
. Senatur Mitchull? 1t looks like
an urly spring. Yours in haste,
WILLIE WATKINS,
Missoury Gulch, for his Pa.
q q a q q q a q q a q
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
snme Old Reason .

What was it caused the downfall OF
the Trojansr' asked the man who has
forgotten his classics.
ut was the same old story" said the
man who was reading the sporting
page. "They wouldn't let the horses
alone. Washington Star.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
LAND SCRIP FOR SALE.

Unrestricted forest reserve scrip for
sale at lowest market prices. My
scrip secures title to timbered, farm
ing, grazing or desert land, in any
quantity. without residence OF i'm
provement. Address H. M. Hamilton,
The Portland, Portland, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
RIds for Removing Building.

Bids will be received for the re-
moval Of the Siebert building on
Court street, at the office of the ar
chitect, F. A. Swingle, in LaDow
block, upstairs, Monday February 27'
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
Sorry He Spoke.

Husband during the quarreD-I
wouldn't be fool If were you. Wife
(calmly)-My dear, can readily under
stand that II you were me you wouldn't
be fool.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

Classified ads in the East Oregonian
do lots OF work for a little money.
They are industrious little fellows.
Get acquainted with them.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
Nothing TO BrnR OF.

Bluff-Td have you know, sir, that
I'm self made man. Gruff-Well, I'm
sorry for you, but keep 1t dark and
don't think too much about 1t, and per
haps you'll get along all right.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

100 acres on Umatilla river; 100
acres on flat, subject to irrigation.
Good soil; would make fine alfalfa
ranch. Fair improvements; farm i'm
pIements and so cords OF wood go
with the place; four miles from PEN
dleton.. $4,000.
E. t. WADE & SON.
Office q. o. Building.
This place sold 18th inst. We have
Others equally good.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

In the last issue of the Climate and
Crop Service, a monthly publication
issued from the office of the Portland
weather bureau, District Forecaster
Beals has the following editorial on
the subject of sub-soiling
Colonel r. c. Judson, industrial
agent of the oregon Railroad & Nav
igation company, conducted an inter-
esting experiment on his farm located
in Umatilla county, where the annual
rainfall is estimated to be about eight
inches. The soil in this section is
volcanic ash. and very productive if
well watered.
Colonel Judson marked three small
patches of equal size, one of which
he plowed to a depth of four inches,
the one adjoining was left unplowed,
while the third patch which was next
to the unplowed patch, was plowed to
depth of eight inches He then
waited until his foreman reported a
rainfall of half an inch, when he Wis
tied the place, and found the rain on
the plat that had been plowed to a
depth of four inches had penetrated
the soil to depth of 13 inches. on
the unplowed land it had only soaked
to a depth of five inches, while on
the plat plowed to a depth of eight
/ inches moisture had permeated to a
depth of % inches.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22
DEEPER PLOWIHG.
COLONEL II. c. JUDSON
GIVES VALUABLE REPORT.

Three Tests Made on Farm Near
Echo. to Prove the Value of Deep
PIowing-Recites Statistics From
the Nebraska Experiment Station
showing Result of Deep Flowing in
That State.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

Your wants stop when you use the
classified ads In the East Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-22

1t Is a blunder to treat men without
self respect as II they were your equals.
Success.