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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04

atorial contests in the various states
The number of candidates has simmered
down to enc or two in MIST of the
states. Depew is conceded election IN
New York. as Odell has given his con
sent. and Black evidently has given up
hope of being able to win against the
popularity of Depew. Clapp of M;nneso-
ia seems to have good prospect of win
ming in that state. although Capt Van
SAINT may prove stronger opponent
than is generally supposed in political
circles st the capitol. Congressman
Burkett of Nebraska will succeed SEN
atoy Dietrich, and Congressman Hemen-
way will probably succeed Vice-presl-
dent elect Chas. w. Fairbanks. Sens-
tor Bard of California also hopes to re-
turn lin his present capacity on the
opening OF the next congress. The
senate is no : largely composed Of ex-
congressman Some of its most
brilliant members have seen service in
the House. Senator Deliver who
formerly represented the big Tenth"
of Iowa, is recognized as one of the
most prominent members of the Senate.
Senator Lodge, of Massachusetts. per-
haps the most scholarly member of the
senate, was force in the House before
he was elected to his present office. So
also was Bailey, of Texas, and Tillman.
of South Carolina, and numerous Others.
Senator Dick successor to the late SEN
ator Hanna of Ohio, saw long and
effective service in the House prior to
his assumption of the senatorial toga.
The opion is generally held that Sen
tor Clark, the political Croesus of
Montana, does not hope for reelection
at the expiration OF his present tern.
The copper king has been subject 10
much criticism both on political snd
personal grounds
OLGER H. OLSON.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Public Sale.

The undersigned will sell at
auction on his farm in .Secti
Paradise. twp, 5 miles west o
son. 6 mil9s north of Dow
niles -dss east as Id ] mile south
TUESDAY. JAN. 10. l90s
commencing ct 10 O'clock u.
following property:
One bay driving team. 6and +
old, weight 2l00, / gray mare s
weight 1900. gray mare I We
weight 400, l black mare 3y
roam mare-mares have all bee
/ black mare two years old,
1900, one 2-year old bay
weight 1850. | yearling colt.
springs colts. 43 head of high
Aberdeen-Angus cattle, anon
II cows, two-year-old heifers.
ling heifers, 4 two-year-old s
bull l6 months old, 3 last spl
calves, I last spring steer CO
heifer calves. 60 head of
among Unem OFOOQ SOWS alQ o
Deere corn planter with 100 rod
Gorham seeder. hay rake, H
Valley hay loader. Mccormick a
cable rope stacking outfit cor
Osborne corn harvester, set
harness. Deere Is inch pull
about s dozen chickens, Is tons
hay.
Free lunch at noon.
Terms of sale-All sums (
and under cash, on sums
amount a credit Of one year..
be given on good secured note
ing s per cent interest.
F. w. FIENH,
W. J. MCAHREN, Auct.
SEARS McHENRY, Clerk.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
The Inevitable.

Take this life just as it's found;
Grievin'-better drop it.
Old world keeps a-rollin' round;
Amt no way to stop it.
Washington Star
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Following Prescription.

"Brainleigh tells me he is writing
popular novel"
Yes. His doctors insisted on him
resting his mind for awhile" New
Orleans Times Democrat
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Organs All Right.

Young W'ife-Don't you think my
husbands i'll health is due to weak di-
gestive organs?
Doctor-No. Oh no! Nothing but
bad cooking Boston Herald.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Checking Account.

The chilling blasts of winter roar,
And higher rolls the fire.
Alas, each time the mercury drops,
The anthracite goes higher!
Milwaukee Journal.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Why, Indeedf

AS Sunday is day of rest,
Why should we censure those
Who proceed to church in quest
OF sleep and sweet repose?
Chicago News
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Praise snoiIs Them.

Although the airs some singers sing
Are fierce they can't compare
With airs the public's hattering
Induces them TO wear
-PhiladelDhia Press
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
often the Case,

Customer-C atchem g. Cheatem are
announcing another big drop in prices.
Merchant-Well, there's plenty of
room for their prices to drop.-New
York Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
His Good Luck,

Ills wife was abroad when he
died"
Pm glad his last hours We're peace
ful"-Town Topics.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
The Beneficiary.

Smith-Did Jones fail for million?
Brownie, for himself New York
Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Keen On.

Who'd climb the ladder of success
Must climb and never stop.
One cannot climb too high, because
It hasn't any top.
-Philadelphia Ledger,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
The Reason.

See. children, this is a needle.
Why has the needle an eye?
Because, if it had ears, it would hear too
much at the sewing CIRCLE.
New York Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
The Real End.

Eyes, he was killed by blow from
policeman's club"
Sort Of hardwood finish, eh?"-
Puck.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
IA Scientific Reyisio,

A Scientific Revision.
Little drops of water
Little grains of sand,
Make as fine a filter
AS you ever scanned.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Ahead.

Ahead.
He never cashed a single bet,
And yet his heart is gay.
He contemplates without regret
The tips he didn't play.
Washington Star.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
The Reason

A woman often makes man
Quite wretched, full of woe!
And all of this is Just because
That woman cloves him sou
-IIippincott'S NTapazine
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Proved Himself.

"That Hustly seems like a plucky
chap"
Guess he is all right. He has pluck
ed everybody in this neighborhood.'
Detroit Free Press.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Relentless Time.

He-Mrs. Courtley is lady of the
old school.
She-Yes, but she doesn't care to be
reminded of it.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04
Discretion Necessary.

Discretion Necessary.
Madge-Must you scream when a
gentleman kisses you?
Dolly-Of course you must. But not
too loud-Smart Set.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04

DAY ExcJ7
Dec. "a, IS, &c
the Illinois {
trip tickets I
r north c
I'd fare.
dates to pol.
Mlnn S d;
and other st
ticket for furtl
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-01-04

Coughs and
All coughs, cclds
complaints that are Gu
cured by One MIMI
Clears the phlegm, dH
tion and heals and
de parts, steng thens Il
pneumonia. Harmless
take. Sold by
RU1
CAS-
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-02

the work, not of newspaper managers
but OF the American Scenic and His
toric Preservation Society, and by
further fact that Billboard advertising
bears SO small proportion to the
sum total that it can scarcely be said
o harm the newspaper advertising at
all
One firm which spends $35o.ooo to
100000 a year for advertising reports
that but FIVE percent OF this sum is
used for poster purposes.
There IS a partial exception i'll the
case of company which spends ST.
100000 a year and advertises largely
in Cuba. None. OF its appropriations
for the United States is used out of
doors.A half or one-thrd is used out
of doors in Cuba because the people
there are largely illiterate. and must
have colored pictures and flaming
sign boards to attract their atten-
ton.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-02

In country where everybody that
spends money reads the newspapers
and magazines it is not only unneces-
sary but wasteful to mar the beauty
OF out of doors in this way.
Strikes Hidden Rocks
When your ship of health strikes
the hidden rocks of Consumption.
Pneumonia, etc. you are lost. if you
don't get help from DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. J. w.
McKinnon, of Talladega Springs, Ala
writes: 81 had been very i'll with
Pneumonia :rder the care of two
doctors, but was getting no better
when | began to take DR.. Kings New
Discovery. The first dose gave relief.
and one bottle cured me-" Sure cure
Tor sore throa, bronchitis, coughs and
colds. Guaranteed at Finlay's Drug
Store. price soc and $I.oo. Trial bot
ties free.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-02
oUT-oF-DoIR ADVERTISING

1t is the opinion of fourteen OF the
largest advertisers i'll the United
States that what called poster adj
vertising is a very doubtful way of
reaching the public The best adver-
Using authorities are reaching the con
cluson, says the Syracuse Posts Stan
dard, that painting the name OF their
wares on roofs and rocks, sticking it
up fields or on billboards and other
wise endeavoring to force it upon the
public whether the public likes it or
or not, is hardly the way to get the
best results for their money.
As the New York Tribune saws,
newspapers which lay emphasis upon
this subject must be prepared for the
jibe that they do it topreserve mon
opoly OF the advertising business. But
that charge is met by the fact that
the bringing out of these opinions was
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-02
Y. & M. v. R. r. TIMETABLE
North Bound

NOItn bOulQ
Train No. II leaves I: 80 a. m, North
ern Express
Train No. IA leaves Io:45 a. m, Riv-
er Side Local Mail.
Train No. 136 leaves $40 a. M, for
Vicksburg via Leland
Train No, 138 leaves 2;3o p. m, for
Cleveland via Rosedale.
Train No I42 leaves $50 a. m, for
Leland.
Train No IA leaves AIS p. m, for
Rolling Fork via Leland.
South Bound
Train No. IS leaves o:48 p. M, South
ern Mail.
Train No. III leaves 3:45 p. m. River
Side Local Mail
Train No. 135 arrives ZOO p. m, from
Vicksburg via Leland.
Train no. I35 arrives o:55 a. m, from
Cleveland via Rosedale.
Train No I4I arrives $50 from Roll
ing Fork via Leland.
Train No. I43 arrives 1910 p. m,
from Leland.
Train No. I42 connects at Leland
with Train No. IA Trains Nos. Is and
Z have best equipment, vestibule
coaches and Pullman Parlor cars be-
tween Vieksburg and Memphis. Close
connections made at New Orleans
and Memphis with diverging roads.
G RUcKS, T. A.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
SOUND ARGUMENT
AGAINST STATEHOOD.

IF the city council of Albuquerque
were able to follow up its action in
raising saloon and gambling liceses
by requiring a license of $4,000 from
the Joint Statehood League it would
benefit not only. its town, but also
the Territory. The Joint Statehood
League would then have to collapse,
as it would not be able to pay the
license. and there would be less
drivel and joint statehood rot in the
few New Mexico newspapers that ere
advocating and demanding joint
statehood. No one objects to a zen
sible and decent discussion of the
subject, but the balderdash that is
served up in the Joint Statehood edi-
torials and arguments has a very
depressing effect, if read, and is
very liable to make people seasick.-
Santa Fe New Mexican.
Will the New Mexican kindly give
us an example of sensible and de-
cent discussion" of the joint . state
hood question from the standpoint of
the ants? Such words as bladder
dash, drivel and rot" are no longer
employed by the best logicians. They
might well serve, however, to 'ex-
press the feelings of a man who has
nothing to say and wishes to empha-
size it with mild cuss words.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
BETTER MAIL COMMU-
NIcATION DEMANDED.

Santa re new M6XlCdn-
A mail route from Torrance to Ros-
well should be established by the post
office department at once. The mail
can be carried by the automobile ma
chimes now in regular operation be-
tween the two towns. The distance
by wagon roads is 121 miles and sew
eral times during the past month, the
automobiles have covered this dis
lance in five hours. The trip is pleas
ant and agreeable. 1t now takes mail
from Santa Fe and central New Mex
leo from two three days and longer
to reach the Pecos Valley. We're
mails carried from Torrance to Ros-
well, via the automobile line, a saw
ing of thirtty-six hours would be eff
fected as a regular thing. The people
of this city are greatly interested in
the establishment of this mail route
and so are the people of central New
Mexico, as are the residents of Ros-
well, Carlsbad, Portales and the many
f~iourishing little towns in southeast
ern New Mexico. Delegates Andrews
has signified his intention to work
as hard as he knows how for the es-
adjustment of the route. The boards
ia Fe, Roswell, Carlsbad and the
f1ourishing towns in the Pecos Valley
important matter and aid the dele
gate and the automobile company to
induce the p~ostofice department to
take favorable and speedy action.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Are You Enaaaed?

Engaged people should remember
that, after marriage, many quarrels
can be avoided. by keeping their di-
gestions in good condition with Elec-
trio Bitters. S. A. Brown, of B%ennets-
vile, S. c., says: For years, my
wife suffered intensely from dyspep-
STA, complicated with a torpid liver,
until she lost her strength and vigor.
and recall a mere wreck of her for
mer self. Then she tried Electric Bit
tiers, which helped her at one and
finally made her entirely well. She
is now strong and healthy" The Ros-
well Drug & Jewelry Co. sells and
them, at soc a bottle.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Classified "Ad5.'
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.-Ice cold melons. Call at
u. s.. Market. Phone 81. 52tf.
FOR SALE-Two seated buggy. Call
at 80 S. Kentucky ave 66t4
FOR SALE-One gentle driving
horse, also buggy and harness, 1902
Mesilla st. 68t3
100 tons OF prairie hay for sale
Write for prices delivered. Box PIT.
Artesia, N. M. 46t26
FOR SALE-Engine and boiler, 40
horse power, In good condition.
Roswell Elec. 1t. Co. 33tf
PRESS FOR SALE.-The record Of
nce has for sale one Cranston
press. seven column folio. Is in
good order and will be sold at a
bargain. Il
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Got Off Cheap.

He may well think he has got OFF
cheap. who. after having contracted
constipation OF indigestion, is still
able to perfectly restore his health.
Nothing will do this but DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. A quick, pleasant, and
ton, etc. Csc at Roswell Drug & Jew
elry Company's drug store. Guaran-
teed.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

Proceeding OF the Board of County
Commissioners of Chaves County,
New Mexico, at a special meeting
thereof, held at the Court House
on Thursday, August 31st, 1905.
The Board met at 8 o'clock p. III.
Present:
N. ]. Fritz, chairman pro. tenn.
Thos. D. White, commissioner.
F. P. Gayle, clerk.
John C. Peck, the County Assessor
presented the assessment rolls for
the year 1905, and the same were ex
amined and approved.
No further business appea ing, the
Board adjourned.
(Signed) N. ]. FRITZ,
Attest Chairman pro. tea.
F. P. GAYLE, Clerk.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14

relative merits of evening and morn,
ing papers-as shown by the results
of their use of the columns of each.
They received replies from 125 of
the leading department stores n>for-
of the largest cities. Ninety
two per cent Of these replies express
ed a preference for the evening paper
as a advertising medium, IL out of
the 1875 considering the morning pa,
per the best medium.
The Rochester paper summarized
some of the features that go to make
the evning paper the predominating
factor in an advertising campaign as
follows:
1t is delivered at the home each
night when the whole family has time
to read it.
1t is carried home by the business
man when his days work is done and
II oidyS lAlCTO. n hIO mig paper ID
usually carried down town by the
head of the family n hurriedly e
The evening paper is not read hur-
riedly but thoroughly, so that all ad-
-vertisements receive their share of
attention.
1t presents the store news a little
ahead, giving the prospective pur-
chasers time to plan a shopping tour
for the next morning.
The evening paper presents the
news the day it happens. The morn
ing paper the day after.
The evening paper presents .he
news first. The morning paper mere
ly Celebrates it.
The evening paper prints daylight
news. The morning paper takes what
is left.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Ohio Rama

Paul P. Quincy, Of Licking county,
Ohio, a man Of fifty (50) years e
perience in handling Merino rams.
has brought to Roswell a shipment of
Ohio rams from noted breeders of
Rambuillets, Moulton, Durham, Van
Meter, lincoln Harris and others, De-
laine breeders, Foster, Dukes, Bish-
op, Dennis, Bell Heiser, Grub and
others. This shipment is on exhibition
the Mitchell corral. Local breed
ers say they are an extra fine lot.
Come and see them.
PAUL p. GURNEY.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT.-One front room, furn-
ished, 215 West 3rd. 64t6*
FOR RENT:-Four room house fur
nished also stable, 1902 Mesilla
street. 68t3.
FOR RENT:-Two furnished rooms,
to gentlemen, SIG North Main, Mary
C.. Bentley. 61tf
FOR RENT.-One nicely furnished
front room for mar and wife or
two gentlemen. Call at 500 South.
Lea. 66t6*
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

Proceedings of the Board of County
Commissioners of chaves County,
New Mexico, at a Special Meeting
Thereof, held at the Court House
in Roswell on Monday, August 9TH
1905.
The Board met at 10 O'Clock a.. m.
Present:
N. J.. Fritz, chairman pro. ZEN.
Thos. D. White, commissioner.
F. P. Gayle, clerk.
1t is ordered that the following be and
they Ire hereby appointed judges of
the election to be held at the town
of Hagerman, o the purpose of cleo
ting five Trustees and one Marshal,
to serve as such in said town of Ha-
german.
Said election to be held at the office
of o. R. Tanner in said town, on Tues
day, August 18th, 1905.
George G.. Stanford, o. r. Tanner
and Charles F. White.
The polls will be open and said cleo
ton held according to aw.
No further business appearing the
board adjourned.
(Signed) N. J. FRITZ,
Attest Chairman Pro. Tenn.
F. P. GAYLE, Clerk.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Like Finding Money.

Finding health is like finding mon
ey-so think those who are sick.
When you have a cough, cold, sore
throat, or chest irritation, better act
promptly like ". G. Barber, of Sandy
Level, Va. HI says: 81 had a terri
BILE chest trouble, caused by smoke
and coal dust on my lungs; but af-
ter finding no relief in other rene
dies, I was cured by DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds" Greatest sale of any
cough OF lung medicine in the world.
At Roswell Drug & Jewelry Co. drug
store; SOC and $1.00; guaranteed. Tri-
al bottle free.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14

Learn T~elegraphy and R. r. Ac-
counting. $50 to 500 a month salary
assured our graduates under bond.
ca and endorsed by all Railroads.
Write for catalogue. Morse School of
Telegraphy, Cincinnati, o.; Buffalo.
". Y; Atlanta, Ca; La Crosse. Wis:
Cal. 8-12to12-12.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
LOST.

LOST:-Knight Templar watch charm
On one side is a keystone Of Ros-
well Lodge No. IS, A. F. & A. M.
Finder please return to this office.
63t6.
LoST:-Receipted bill, of Hobson-
Lowe Meat & Storage Co., Signed
by H. P. Hobson in favor of Mrs.
L. G. Rrtledge, and a new $1,000
bill. Lost on north side OF 4th st.
between Main and Lea. Finder will
please leave same at this Office
and receive reward. 67t2*
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Notice.

Bids will be opened at Dayton from
Tuesday, Sept. II. until Saturday,
Sept 16, for the construction of a
bank and hotel building to be built
brick, 5Ox65 feet, two stories high.
Sealed bids only will be received, and
the building committee the
right to reject any Or all bids. Bond
required. 66t3
BUILDING COM.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
EVENING VS.. MORNING.

Albuquerque Citizen.
1t is noticeable, says an exchange,
that the growth of evening papers
in almost every section rapidly out
strips hat Of the morning editions
and that many of the latter have been
abandoned altogether, the publishers
e~mbarking in the evening field in
stead.
Recently one of the largest papers
in Rochester, N. Y, made a canvass
of big advertisers to ascertain the
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Cor Sale or Rent.

Four room cottage, hot and cold
water baths and modern convenien-
ces, south and east frontage, lot IT'S
by 178, fine view, close in. Will rent
for SIS per month or sell for $4,000
cash or terms. Also Groom cottage
for rem at $40 per month or for sale
at 81 900 with two lots 5Ox16O each.
65t3 E. L. WILDLY,
Hotel Shelby.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
Are you against joint statehood:

Are you against joint statehood?
If you are, why not write to your
are against it. Those in favor of it
are not afraid to give a reason for
the faith that is in them. Why should
you be-? If your cause is just and
o have a tenable argument, come
out with it, and let those who favor
the project get a chance to answer
you.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
WANTED.

WANTED:-Two. good hashers. or
Walters at the Alamo, Restaurant,
6St3.
WANTED:-good cook, or good girl
at Mrs. O.. N. Ringo's 7O8 North
Main Street. 60tf.
WANTED:-1,O00 second hand grain
sacks. Leave at yard of Kemp Lum
Der CO.-Ed Gross. 68t3.
WANTED.-Ten acres Of alfalfa
sown, immediately.-Dr. Geo. R.
Rucker, room 10, Oklahoma Bdg.
WANTED.-Governess for three chill
dren, Oldest in 7th grade, on a ranch
II miles from Elida, N. NJ. For
particulars write, j. D.. White, Elida
N. M. 63t5.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14

has decided that hereafter men cleo
ted county superintendent of schools
must be competent intelligent
and yet we understand that the
whole Territorial administration is
opposed to statehood.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14

outside world to visit the Pecoe Val
ley; and seeing is believing; besides
it would give the home folks a show
to have some fun. Telegraph us a
definite announcement and we will
give it all the publicity possible
Hagerman Messenger.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
TRoT OUT YOUR PUBLICITY.

w are waiting most patiently for
a definite announcement that Ros-
well will have a fair this fall. This
section is extremely anxious that
such an enterprise be carried out.
1t would suffice as an inducement for
a great number of people from the
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14
The Law of Compensation.

You'll see it proved most every day:
The story isn't new-
The man who has a lot to say
Has nothing much to do.
Washington Star.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-09-14

Albuquerque has a man by the
papers out in the s~care-head line by
attempting every few days to COM
init suicide-then he repents and
furnishes editorial inspiration.