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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
PUTTING FINAL TOUCHES
TO THE "SERbkADl'

Last night at the Hawaiian Opera
House the chorus and principals gath.
cred TO put on the last few strokes.
and everything went along smoothly
All tho principals are keyed up to that
pitch of excitement that puts them on
the look out for lost cues, and with
good chorus as a foundation very
creditably performance is promised.
Tonight will see the dress rehearsal.
the last whack at 1t, so to speak, and
then the rest till the performance
Nearly every seat In the house has
been taken or will be taken before ths
doors open, In fact the same for Sat.
urday night. A beautiful souvenir pro.
gram is to be distributed amongst tina
audience, all done in blue and white,
the Healani colors, and will so to.
wards being pretty momerto of this
Regatta Day.
Some of the numbers of the "Sere-
made" are well known, having been
sung on concert stage as well as pub
lished In sheet music. Amongst the
musical gems and the people who will
carry them In the coming production
are:
THE Song Of the Carbine," Mr.. J.
II. Rowland; THE Positions Song"
Mr.. Hugo Herzer; "The Funny Side Of
That" Mr.. Guy Livingston; I'm Fair
Andalusia," Miss Marion Bell; THE
Monk and the Maid" Mr.. ]. H. How
land; women, Lovely Women" Mr..
Guy Livingston; 1.-THE Angelus," Mira.
Lawrence Crook; "Cupid and l." Miss
Marion Bell; Il Envy the Bird" Mr..
James d. Dougherty.
There are many pretty trios, quar-
tets. duets and quintets. in which
all the principals figure, and 1t is need
less to say the picked voices from Ho-
nolulu's best talont blend beautifully
In all of them. The dress rehearsal
will be called at 1880 tonight and all
the members OF the chorus as well az
the principals are requested 10 be there
at that time. as "A large flashlight Of
the first act, fully costumed, is to DO
taken by Rice & Perkins.
No visitors whatsoever will be al
lowed at this rehearsal tonight as II
interferes with the progress of tho
business, and to carry out this order,
the management will have doorkeepers
stationed at every entrance OF tho
Opera House.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
BOARD OF AGRICULTURE AND
FORESTRY, DIVISION OF AMI.
NAL INDUSTRY, TERRITORY
OF HAWAI-.
RULE AND REGULATION NO. 3
CONCERNING G L A N D E r e
HORSE STOCK IN THE TERRI
TORY.

n having been brought to the notice
of this board that contagious disease
known as glanders and farcy prevails
among the horse stock In various por-
tons of this Territory; therefore, in
case any animal shows symptoms of
glanders, the owner or person having
charge of the same, or any person
having reason to believe or to suspect
that an animal has CHAMBERS shall i'm
mediately notify the Territcyial Vetei
marian or the local Live Stock Inspect
or.
If the Territorial Veterinarian OF
the local Live Stock Inspector decides
that there is reason to believe an ami
NAL Is suffering from glanders he shall
at once isolate the suspected animal
or animals and either submit them to
the malleln test or remove them to
quarantine, where they shall be kept
under observation until the nature of
the disease can be definitely establish.
ed.
All animals which upon examination
by the Territorial Veterinarian or the
local Live Stock Inspector are found
to exhibit definite symptoms Of gland.
ers shall be destroyed and the carcass
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
SMALL FARM HOPE
GEORGE FAIRCHILD SAYS
IT'S MIGHTY SMALL RAY
PERSONAL NEWS OF THE GARDEN
ISLAND - THE RoBlNSoNS
GOING TO cALIFoR-
MIA.
(SpecioI to The BuIletinI

Lihue, Kauai, Sept. ll.-Geo. Fair
child, manager Of the Makee Sugar
Company, Of Kealia, who has recently
returned from an extensive tour OF tho
States with his wife, has much of in
terest to say concerning business con.
dtions as he found them In the United
States and as he knows them to y,
In Hawaii.
While away Mr.. and Mrs. Fairchild
visited San Francisco, st. Louis, Chi
cago, Cincinnati, New York, Washing
ton, Boston and other large cities in
the East. Mr.. Fairchild also visited
his native town in Ohio which he had
not seen for eighteen years.
He has always maintained that small
farming could not be successfully car.
ried out in Hawaii and is more firmly
impressed with that idea than ever
since he has learned more about tho
lands in the Western States and Can.
ada, which are being opened up for
settlement. At these places so he
says, farmer has a chance but In
Hawaii he has none as here farmer
Is surrounded by unsurmountable OBJ
stacles which are known to everybody
who has ever attempted to till the
coil in the Islands.
II. Rohrig, of Koloa, was a recent
Wahiawa visitor.
VIM. Schimmelfennig and wife have
returned to Koloa from an extended
Honolulu trip. Mrs. Schimmelfennis
will teach the Koloa Catholic school.
Miss Daisy Neal, Of Kealia, will
visit her sister upon Hawaii
l.. Welnzheimer, Of Laval, is visit,
Ing in Germany. l.. Conradt is TEN,
porarily filling his position as head,
overseer OF Laval division OF the Nc
Bryde Sugar Co.
Miss Hannah Sheldon and father
came over to Waimea from Lihue last
Sunday. Miss Sheldon will teach school
at Kekaha.
L. A. Andrews was In Waimea last
week.
Manager John Fassoth OF Waimea
plantation returned from Honolulu
Friday.
The Kauai leaves for Honolulu this
morning with load of sheep from
Niihau,
Waimea, Kekaha and Makaweli have
had very little rain this season, yet
plenty has fallen from Koloa to Hama
lei.
Jas. McKechnie and Mr.. Moler OF
Wahiawa went to Honolulu last week
DR.. Sandow was in Mana Wednes
day.
Willie Vida and wife have been Wis
Ting friends in Koloa.
Jas. Mclean, vice-president of this
Inter-Island Co., visited Kauai las,
week for the first time in many years
Mr. Aubrey Robinson, owner Of Mi
hay Island, came over in the Kaua
yesterday and returns to MAXWELL thii
morning. Mr.. and Mrs. Robinson arr
preparing for a lengthy trip to Cali
fornia. hey returned but recently
from California where they left theil
sons in school.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
BUNCH OF BABIES ABOARD THE
BuFoRp.
Continued from Page ~

Lieut.. VIM. A. Castle, wife and two
children, 18th Inf; Lieut.. T. NJ. Knox,
Lieut.. w. A. Austin, wife and child;
Lieut.. J. C. Richter Jr., Lieut.. Sch.
ring c. Megill, Lieut.. L. w. Prouty,
wife and child; Lieut.. VIM. A. Duncan,
Asst. Surg; Lieut.. Wylie T. Conway,
9th Inf; Lieut.. j. B. Henry, wife and
baby; Lieut.. W. H. Cowles, Lieut.. o.
~. Tyler and wife, Lieut.. A. G.. Dix.
on, Lieut.. II. C. Pratt and mother:
Lieut. J. ID. Park, Lieut.. w. e. Mills,
9th Inf; DR.. H. w. Kierulff, contract
Surg; Vet. r. W. McKibben. wife
and baby; Mrs. J. +. Guilfoyle and
two children, Mrs. Francis A. Win.
ter and daughter. Mrs. Adele Y. Tay-
lor. Mrs. Glenn H. Davis, Mrs. r. s.
Porter, Mrs. r. NJ. X. Smith and
baby Mrs. Fftzhugh Lee and daugh-
ter, Mrs. w. G. Hammond and child,
Miss Cornelia II. Knox, Master w. b.
,Crayson, Capt. ]. S. Michael, Mrs. ].
II. Malsbury, Mrs. T. Farrell and son,
Mrs. G. II. German, Mrs. H. H. Mat.
thews, Mrs. Louis Herie and baby,
Mrs. Chas. w. Simesen and child Mrs.
Chas. Duranmatt and two children,
Mrs. X. Uthank, Mrs. Geo. s. Beale
and two children, Mrs. Earl f. Greene,
Tome Kawa Kami. nurse; Victor V.
Terrett and Denis ]. Mahoney, clerks
Subsistence Dept. Civilians-B. Haw.
kins, Henry Fell, Frank Tanaka, ]. s.
Clark, teamster: Fred Chapman. Cas-.
uals-sergt Albert H. Kratzke sergt
Geo. s BeaIe Serpt Earl T.. Greene
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
DEPART Ed.
Tuesday, Sept. ~.

Tuesday, Sept. ~.
Stmr. Noeau, Peterson, for Puako.
Mahukona, Honokaa and Kukuihaele.
p. m.
Stmr. Helene, Nelson, for Hamakua
ports. p. m.
Stmr. w. -. Hall, s. Thompson, for
Kauai ports, p. m.
Schr. Chas. Levi Woodbury., Harris.
for Laysan Island, 5 p. IN.
Wednesday, Sept. 10.
p. NJ. s. S. China, Friele, for Yoto-
hama, Kobe, Nagasaki, Manila, Shang-
hal and Hongkong. a. IN.
Stmr. J.. A. Cummins, Searle, for
koolau ports.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
INSPECTION AND TESTING OF IN.
PORTED LIVE STOCK, FOR
CHAMBERS OR TUBERCULOSIS

In order to prevent the further in
PRODUCTION of CHAMBERS and farcy into
this Territory 1t is hereby ordered
that:
40 horse stock Qncluding mules and
asses) shall be admitted to the Terri
lory unless accompanied by a certia'
cate of health showing that the animal
or animals in question have been sub
united to the. mallein test and found to
ne free from CHAMBERS. Said test must
eae made and certificate issued by a
competent veterinarian whose name
appears upon the list of graduates
from a recognized veterinary college
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
WANTS
For Want Column See Page Six
AGENTS WANTED.

Japan-Russia War, complete official
history. Bonanza for canvassers.
Extra terms. Outfit free. General
agents wanted on salary. Ziegler
Co., Philadelphia. 3176.eod.St
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13

BOARD OF AGRICULTURE AND
FORESTRY. DIVISION OF AMI.
NAL INDUSTRY. TERRITORY
OF HAWAII.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
YOU'LL FIND

YOU'LL FIND
A chronological history Of the war
A Sunday at Nawiliwili-sociaI News
- Sherlock Holmes - and loads Of
other good reading In the
SATURDAY BULLETIN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13

Wednesday, September 10.
U. S. A. I. Buford, Hall, from san
Francisco.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
MORTGAGE
Foreclosure Sales.

AT my salesroom, S57 Kaahumanu
Street, Honolulu, will sell on follow.
ing dates at noon of such days,
VALUABLE PROPERTIES,
as follows:
SEPTEMBER 90, 1905, /!
Poluea and d. Kalauokalani,
kohala Land Co., Ltd, Assignee,
Lands at Kapualei, Molokai,
Lands at Kohala, Hawaii.
SEPTEMBER 80, 1905.
Kakalina Hama and husband to VIM.
Henry,
Lands at Heeia. Koolaupoko, Oahu.
John ID. Holt, IT,, and wife to Mrs.
Irene II Holloway, Trustee;
Lands on the beach at Kohalawai,
Honolulu.
William II. Tell to ]. q. Waller,
Land situated on King St, Honolulu,
Lands at Pawaa, Honolulu,
Lands on Kalihi road, Honolulu.
JAS: r. MORGAN,
Auetloneer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13

RULE AND REGULATION NO. 2.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13

METRoSTYLE PIANoLAS.
The owner Of a Metrostyle Pianola
can easily master the most difficult
music. Musical knowledge is not the
essential thing In Pianola playing, but
musical taste, and to greater or less
extent this Is common to all.
BERosTRoM MUSIC CO., LTD,
Odd Fellows Building.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13

Fine Job Printing at The Bulletin
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13

JAS. r. MORGAN,
Auctloneer.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-13
TIDES.
ARRIVED.

Full moon Sept. 18th at 1889 a. m.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-23

attitude toward their new dramatic
venture
There is nothing farther from the
truth. The Oberammergauers in the
past have been proffered large sums to
carry their Passion Play to Vienna and
America Anton Lang has been offered
tempting inducements to appear in public
in America.
Yet these talented villagers have so
devoted their lives and hearts to the Pas
sion Play that no consideration could in
duce them to removei it from the enchanted
circle of their lofty mountains, or to make
of it a mere money-making scheme.
One great cause of the Passion Players
broadening of their dramatic field is their
Unborn artist-love of acting. While the
Oberammergauers never could be in
duced to act any but truly religious
plays, they love the dramatic art for
itself intensely; they never would be
Contented without some form of his
trionic expression.
Since the beginning of the Passion Play,
almost, the Oberammergauers have be-
guiled their shut-in mountain winters by
performing for village audiences short re-
ligious PLAYS, such as Saint Geneva" or
Saint Agatha.
After the Passion Play of 1900 the
village dramatic company added several
PLAYS to its repertory, and rehearsing only
during the winter months, gave It's
public performances throughout the sum-
mers, thus giving summer guests and
tourists an opportunity to attend. The
logical result of the steady growth OF
the Passion Play and the initiation OF the
yearly summer dramas has been the re-
vival of the cycle of the old 'kreHgeS-
schnle" play.
The great and the truest inspiration OF
the School of the Cross" however, IS
religion. The Oberammergauers are fer
vently sincerely pious. They look upon
their centuries of work in the Passion
PLAY as missionary labor. They believe
that they have only reversed the Bible
command of "Go unto the world and
preach the Gospel" by bringing instead
the whole world to them to be preached
to. When, in the last season of the
Passion PLAY, / carelessly asked Anton
Lang if he loved acting, he turned my
thoughts in an unexpectedly serious
direction by replying: "Yes, like
acting, because l can do so much good
through it.
And such is the spirit of this whole COM
munity, from children to graybeards.
They wish to enlarge their audiences by
lesser dramas such as the 'KrenSeSSclnle' -
in order to make better known their
great Passion Play. To this they wish to
draw the whole world, that they may
Impress indelibly upon it the image OF
Christ
New-York tribune., 1905-04-23

never before: Let US keep the feast,
not with the old 1eaven Of malice
and wickedness. =" Yet he was
nearly crying
Pidgy was happy that day. The boys
had not taunted him, as he had expected.
When the organ ceased, for him 20 begin,
eff We then be risen with Christ, he
opened his lips once-twice-each time
producing only cracked, hoarse sound
instead of the sweet treble everyone ex-
pected Me voice IS broke he
whispered in confusion TO Howard,
whose white-robed figure rose instantly IN
his place and carried on the strain Seek
those things which are above, which are
abovel"
He saw Mr. Clark nod aPprovingly from
his place. But he felt half-ashamed of all
that he was gaining.
Pidgv took his breakdown most phil
osOphically, however. I'D ruther be
a farmer than a singer, anyway" he
said
But without his wledge-indeed
without anybody's except Howard's and
Cousin Helen's-a certain four dollars
had been deposited with Mr.. Grancell.
TO 90 toward his musical education when
he-and his voice-would have come tC
mans estate.
New-York tribune., 1905-04-23
Trimming a Lamb
By ]. B. TaylOr


" Illinois Legislature from the rural
districts a member who can teach the
self-conhdent man from the city. This
fact was brought home with much force
TO a small cOterie of State senators who
had private club in which draw-pOker
was the principal diversion during the
session.
The eminent statesmen who tTeQuented
the room in the hotel that was used as
club headquarters had been winning
money back and forth among themselves,
and began to long for the appearance OF
some Lamb" whose fleece they might
trim a rather seedy-looking member
was invited to join in the game 10 enliven
the dullnesS.
Come up and let US have social
evening together said one elderly MEM
Der of the higher branch of the Legs
lature.
mo. l don't think I care for a game
tonight, " was the reply. o. don't know
much bout playin' poker, and l reckon
I'd better stay away"
well, Your lack of knowledge of the
game need not worry YOU, for We
play for small stakes, was answered
back
The seedy-loOBing member fumbled in
his pockets and clasped the roll OF bills
he had drawn from the State treasury
that dav He had been paid three hum
dred dollars as part of his salary as
1awmaker He consented to Join in the
game. But once the play began, how
ever, he seemed to grow more and more
timid.
Give me two cards" was his first
remark when a hand had been dealt 10
him He bet mildly and with apparent
great care. He lost few dollars.
III stand pat" he said on the next
deal Again he lost. but bet more
freely
"One card" he said the next hand.
and appeared as if he wished he was out
of the game Somebody bet nifty dollars.
The rural legislator frightened UP and
raised the bet fifty.
/ The game grew lively, and at its close
three men had put in their last dollar
and asked for a show OF hands. The
Lamb had four kings. and his pockets
bulged with money.
Three dignited senators called at
the State treasury early the following
dav
Say, Bill" said one senator to a
ianitor who hailed from the same dis
trict as the extra player. what does
Brown do for living when he IS at
home?"
Nobody down there ever knew him
to do anything but play poker He
makes more money at that than most OF
the doctors and lawyers in southern
New-York tribune., 1905-04-23
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the fellows was that his father took me
out of the almshouse!"
"The-what?" Not the reformatory?
But that stupid Steve never got things
straight.
The almshousel 'Taint my fault, is
it? having fathern mother that drink?
| wisht l was back there, where nobody
was any better'n anybody else, an not
tellin me l steal, or calm me gutter
snipe like Willie Earns begun already"
Pidgy, didn't you take that money,
really!"
No, I didn't! I uster fight; but
don't steal"
The Easter sun shOne yellow on Pidgy's
pale head, giving him his old cherubic
aspect, as the boys formed in pro-
cession on Sunday morning. Just before
they left the choir-room, Mr. Shaw
fingered the edge of his book and said
hastily: WHO took my marker?"
Nobody, apparently.
Il took an envelop, sir, said Howard,
that had my money in.
Mr. Shaw seemed amazed "Why I
picked that envelop from bench week
ago, he said, Ito use for a marker. l
supposed it was empty"
Howard gave Pidgy's hand a girlish
squeeze. "Oh, Pidgel" he whispered
brokenly.
He sang his part in the anthem as
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-06-24

Efforts are being made by the board
of managers of the famous old Bowery
Mission to raise fund to purchase
new site and erect thereon new
building, the present quarters at SO
Bowery being inadequate for the needs
of the mission. New Workers who are
interested in social bettermeut work
are subscribing literally to the fun |,
as it is recognized that few institutions
have accomplished more in aiding
stumbling men than the Bowery Mis-
sion.
Since its beginning in 1879, the
work Of the mission has been carried
on near its present site without inter-
rupitou. On thursday nights through
out the year. for the last IL years,
Mrs. Sarah J. Bird, the "mother Of the
Bowery," as she is called, has regu.
larly held services in the mission. She
also conducts a Sunday morning meet
ing there, aud it is estimated that
more than 10000 men yearly attend
these meetings.
At the close of each of these meet.
ings Mrs Bird serves luncheon and
always at Thanksgiving and Christ
mast the poor downtown families are
supplied with large well.flled baskets.
During the last winter breakfast was
given to 10000 homeless men and
boys, aud the mission has yearly sup
Piled not less than 100000 meals and
from 5000 to 10000 lodgings.
1t has been through the Bowery
Mission that men who fill honorable
positions in tho world today have been
reclaimed. For the most part the sud
stories heard at the Bowcry Mission
are not told by native New Workers,
but are related by men who come
from homes of comfort and refinement
to take up the wage.earning battle
here. eager in their belief Of the Tor.
tune which awaits effort in New oYrk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-06-24
Yankee Inventiveness.

In little Massachusetts, town lives
a man who for two causes enjoys
deathless local fame. For one thing, he
Is the only native Of the place who
has been 10 Europe; and he, moreover,
performed while there the ensuing
feat, which the neighbors still recount
with brcathess admiration;
While in Rome the New Englandcr
was shown certain shrine before
which burned solitary taper
"That taper" explained the guide
in maehine.built English, "that taper
he has burned before this shrine 700
years. lie a miraculous taper. Never
he has been extinguish, For seven
long century that taper has miraeu'
lously burn before our shrine and not
once has he beeu-what you call
put out. "
The Yankee viewed the miracle
candle in silence for full minute
Then, leaning slowly forward, he ex
tinguished the flame with one might,
puff,
"wa'al. it's aout nowi"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-06-24

physicians of the conditions which av.
list in the metropolis today, May
young men now succumb to the com.
plant. where 80 years ago a case was
rare when person under 80 years
unless bothered by hereditary com
plaint, died from heart disease.
There is new nationality in the
servant supply. Poles have recently
come in demand, and one Of the ma.
tional benevolent societies has opened
an Office at which they are TO be hired.
The experiment has so far proved a
success. The servants are said TO be
industrious and strong and soon learn
American ways Of life. Unfortunately
so few Of them speak English that they
arc usually hired out in groups that
are supplied with at least one inte'-
prefer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-06-24
Portland Market.

Portland Market.
wheat-walla Walla, s3@s4c.
Valley-s5@s7c.
Flour-vnley, straights, $i.10; gra
ham, S4.O0.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-06-24

New York, June 24.-Two noted
singers, Etelka Gerster and George
Henschel, have been engaged by DR..
Frank Damroseh to teach in the sch ol
ot musical art which was recently
founded by James Loeb with a gift Of
100000, known as the Betty Loeb
sndowment DIR. Damrosch is now IN
Europe engaging instructors, and he
ias eabled that he has made contracts
With the singers named. Both Madame
Gefster aud Mr.. Henschel are well
Anown as singers and teachers Of the
voice, Nine Gerster, in her time, was
one Of the most noted of operatie col
'ature singers. She came TO this
'ountry in l7S, 1888 and 1887. Her
hnt American tours were highly sue
'essful, and she was acclaimed as one
et the most remarkable operate so
l'anos Of the century. In 1896 she
opened a school for singing in Berlin,
shere she now lives. Mr.. Herschel Is
baritone singer, who has been prom
hent on the concertt stage in this
''ahtry for twenty-five years. He
spent part Of last winter in New
loTk, engaged in leeturing.
plaster copy of the famous seated
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-06-24
MIXED UP WITH THE BLAST.
Frank Pratt Drills Into Old Shot with
Sudden Results.

Frank Pratt Drills Into Old Shot With
Sudden Results.
While blasting rock in South Salem
yesterday afternoon Frank Pratt, a
young man Of about 20. had narrow
escape from being blown into eternity.
As it was few bits Of rock were
blown into his face aud several pieces
into his hands. Two fingers were
badly shattered and a good sized piece
Of rock was blown nearly through his
hand
He had placed a blast in the rock,
which failed to go of. After waiting
about 10 minutes he started TO dril
in for another blast and evidently
struck the ola one with the above re.
suit
Drs. Robertson and Morse were
called to attend him and he is now
resting easily, with the chances strong
ly in favor Of au early recovery, with
no bad results.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-06-24
onlY a surfaee Tnaleatlon.

The only policeman was leading =
more or less innocent bystander, whose
feet appeared to be badly tangled,
away from the scene Of the disturb.
anee.
"What has knocked his hat all out
Of shapei" asked somebody. "Has be
been hit with a briekf"
"Nawl" exclaimed the policeman,
There's a brick inside Of his hat
That's all''-Chieago Tribune.