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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-18
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BY Frederick Trevor Hill

siatent examiner. Again she caught
sight Of Ricketts, face In tho crowd.
aud this time II spoke 90 her
though some subtle influences Of
thought as plainly as though she
had heard hia voice. and Instantly
the whole scope aud purpose Of the
questioning lay bare before her.
They were Tying To prove that Dave
was guilty Of this murder. and that
be had left her early enough 10 have
reached l.orimera fuom shortly be
fore the body was discovered
Was Mr. Maddox excited when he
left tho house that mighty
The question waA repeated before
she could trust her voice 20 give a
steady denial
Was he angry No. Was he in
dignant Mo. Well. didn't the Wit
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corner Twenty fourth avenue and
Weller street Biule zehool, Dan
Preaching. n a. M and : % D. n.
Rev. George W Harvey. pastor
The Theosophical Society, Seattle
Lodge. IFS Third SUNDAY.
sp. m. lecture. Soul Growth" In
John II. Wilson
Queen city Theogaphical Society
- America Pioneer block. A o. 0.
". hall sunday study class Al Z
p n. The Secret Doctrine" Leo
ture. p. m. subject The Mynsy
Of Mental Plane BY Mazumdar, e
Calcutta, india
FIRST Church q Christ Scientist
81 sixth avenue. Services II a. m,
subject. Reality Sunday sehosl
II Is p. m. Testimonial meeting On
Wednesday evening at O'Clock
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ness refusal 10 fall IN with his
plans disturb him tn any way lie
waH perhaps sappoiniod What
did tho witness mean by that7 She
meant that she should have display
81 more confidence In him and IN
derHtood that he had good reasons
for asking what he did ask
THAT iH ALL GroHs=eRumlne'
The prosecutor resumed his seat
with glance Of hopeless rrHigna
ton al the jury
No questions
Dave looked up and smiled hB be
spoke the words and Westsrveit
knew hls case waH failing 10 pieces
Hut Harmony did not leave the
chair
You are excused. Miss Prayer"
She glanced toward the bench as
the coroner addressed hrr. half rose.
aud then heHItatsd
lTo be CaHtInusdD
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-18

MY oountrymen." shrioksd the
antitrust orator lis there any man
IN this great audience who says the
remedies I have suggested are not
sound"
No, ar. replied n man who had
Just paid his butcher. They are all
sound"
The chief OF police seems de
termlned 90 clean 7lp the city
Yes. and / wiHh the auperintend
eBt % streets had the same deter
mlnation."
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- STAR DUST ~

been fine cook" remarked the
young wife
What do You know about her
eouhluF7"
Nothing. except that you are
wishing ! could make things like
your mother used Ia make. and she
SAYS your father is always saying
the same thing"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-18

ST Mary's PariRh-Rey. W. J.
Metz. Early mass and sermon
lehildren's mass AZ 5. 80 a. M Sun
day school at q 80 a m. and ? 30
p. m. High mass and sermon at
1880 A. m. Instruction aud benedic-
tiun at 3: 80 y m.
Cathedral Chapel. Terry avenue.
Masses at 90 a IN. I 30 a IN. s. 30
a N. and 1890 a. m. evening serv-
leo At $40 n m.
Sacred Heart Chureh-Rev. Geo
A. HID. Al 6 90 a m. and S 90
a m. low mass; 30 p. m. ycspers.
sermon and benedietion.
Church OF the Immaculate Con
coption Rev A. sweere. AT 7.30
and $50 a m. low mass. 10 80
a m, high mass and sermon. Z: 30
D. m. rosary and henediction.
Special Meetings
Ouaher fsargfinq AZ Dfffs4anfe hall
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NJ tho jury. threw his Handkerchief
On tho table with an exaggerated
gesture u dlaguat. and sat down
Your witness" be muttafcd.
roughly. % Maddox over hia zhoui-
der. "Crnaa=stamino'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-18

SPRING l. HEREil
When first thou daunedsat on my
sight.
f"Ah. me, twas but the other night
Ny heart apFanE cat at once to
thee.
Thy fatal smile enalavinE me-"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-18

Sorry 10 hear OF an oyster IA
mine. but We expected a. In the
last stew 40 had thu oysters
aamed half starved.
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GIRLS SID A HOME

BY CYNTHIA GREY.

Houeaiekness. md day
dreams o watkIn
!. ]
%FA Eight dollars a 10 10 kept
<r&@@&JA nj
struggle hold Ia
New lona OF
E7&z*3 with the horrible aid Of
own
E#44 ~ While associates Of beaur
- - DREAMED
XM Lillian watkins IN week abe died
while thousands o. factory girls IN New live
- Is tive happily
while she crushed Of and CON
discomfort 49, -
! Wudnt give snap for girl RAISED who
ooudht I'VE on - week said
my own hats and do washing and
factory but board a
three ahrtwaists watch
Miss Watkins paid
Up HERE SHE DIDN'T KNOW
You girls Of the test the omar
tnnes the big cities
for every Opportunity there hundred the
city the city with
and It's IN Win
enough to n
TO CHERISH YOU, STAY THERE HOME con-
tented With the richness which looks Ike
9irs who have lived there you stranger
could never hope 70 o. They
can find enjoyment where happiness where
AT HOME ' '+esA
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A WORD FROM JOSH WISE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-03-18
Special Meetings

Quaker meeting at oltman's hail.
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Your grandmother must have
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DTo be contlnued)
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27

A little girl who reads nature books,
studies natural history and is devoted
to pets, was discovered holding bunny
in her lap, trying to direct his atten-
ton TO a book that she had and ever
and anon boxing his long ears vigor-
ously. Auntie was shocked, of course,
and inquired what was the moving
cause of such cruelty.
Hes so stubborn" replied the little
teacher.
"A rabbit stubborn! Why, child,
never heard of such a thing. What is
he stubborn about?"
I'm trying to teach him the multi
plication table, and he just won't try
to learn, nor even say it over after
me. Now, you say it, sir, Three times
two are six-three times three arc
nine"
But the rabbit didn't say it, and
again auntie inquired into her little
niece's conduct as two or three more
cuffs were administered to the poor
creatures all too convenient ears
why, auntie.'' explained the girl
"the books all say that rabbits multi
ply faster than any other animals. and
this obstinate little creature won't
even go through the three times three
with me. "-LippincOtt's.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
Had Faith In II.

Admiral William G.. Buehler, at
dinner at Hot Springs, Va, said of a
Philadelphia editor:
He is a good man. an enthusiast.
His paper prospers because he be-
lievSs in it, because he has faith in
1t.
"And what faith in it he has, He
reminds me of the Yankee with the
accurate watch.
This Yankee, an elderly man, had
a watch that for thirty or forty years
had never once gone wrong. Hence he
boasted about it at all times.
with a guest from Boston he rose
one August morning to see the sun
rise, and as they waited for its rising
the Yankee kept consulting first his
watch, which was in his right hand,
and then a farmers almanac giving
the suns schedule. which was in his
left.
There was a long wait in the pale,
vague dawn. Then, tapping his watch
with his forefnger, the Yankee said:
eff the sun amt over that hill in
minute and a half he'll be late -
Buffalo Inquirer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
SHOCK FOR GREAT cHuRcHMAN.
Bishop Unaccustomed to Such Famil.
lar Mode of Address.

The county of Lunenburg, in Nova
Scotia, was settled by Germans, and
the children of these settlers are still
German, says an eastern writer At
one OF the little hotels In the town OF
the same name a party OF drummers
were waiting for the boat. They were
well primed, and ready for any lark,
when in strolled a we'll known char.
acter, Neil Hyson, also a little
Sprung"
In the parlor stood a solitary indi-
vidual dressed in the garb of a min
lister. Neil spied this man, and asked
the leader Of the jokers if he thought
the stranger would drink with him.
Sure" said the leader, but he is
the bishop of Nova Scotia, and you
must call him my lord
Hyson marched up TO the stranger,
and giving him a familiar slap on the
back, shouted: Mine Colt, bishop,
you drinks mitt mel"
What the fiery bishop said Che was
none other than Bishop Courtney,
former preacher at st. Paul's, Boston,
! did net learn
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
BerIam0nf.

Mrs. Burkholder spent Thursday and
Friday in Kalamazoo.
Mrs. Ida Corning returned from
Traverse City, Monday.
Miss Cora Schuyler is home for week S
visit from South Haven.
Thomas Gould has closed his store
here and gone to Kalamazoo.
Mrs. Huffman has had sister from
Mishawaka, Ind, visiting her.
Mrs Ida Danforth of st. Joseph has
moved into her fathers house.
Mrs. +. r.. Bennett and two children
left for Memphis, Tenn last Monday.
Mrs NJ II. Flanders and son Stewart
lett for their home ~ Helena, Arkansas,
last Monday.
Earl Garven and family and Earl
Carwall and family leave for Washington
next Tuesday, TO make their home.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
WaverU.

Some of the Waverly boys made a
visit to the grand jury last Tuesday.
LYNN Clipper again presides over the
barber chair at Glendale.
Glendale Grange will entertain the
Institute on wheels" some time the last
of the month"; at which time Mr.. Patten-
gill will speak. Every man, woman aud
child in Waverly should be present.
G.. w. Naftzgar has sold his farm and
will move to Bangor.
Glendale school is having two week s
vacation on account of the teacher at
tending grand jury.
George Davis and Andrew Graham
are attending circuit court as Jurors.
Ed. Chase is to attend U. S grand
jury at Grand Rapids.
Mary and Rose Rich left Saturday for
a visit in Portage, Kalamazoo county, re-
turning Monday.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
OLD FOLKS DAY..
with the Coterie. A Most Enjoyable
Afternoon.

Wednesday, October %, at the Coterie
club house, was an afternoon of pleasure,
surprises and rare treat. The program,
old folks day in charge of Mrs. Jeanette
Lee, was a happy occasion. Strings Of
dried apples, berries and choice old needle
work decorated the rooms. Spinning
wheels dating back nearly one hundred
years added an atmosphere of past
century, and Mrs. Margaret Lee spinning
linen threads from fax 30 years old, the
flashing of knitting needles, and old
fashioned costumes completed a charm
ing picture.
The following program gives bat little
idea of the beauty cf the music, the
quaintness of the recitations, the wonder
full paper composed 10y Mrs Jessie Brown,
81 years young, and the poem spun from
threads of thought suggested by others
written by another gifted Mrs Browns
Music, George Llnderman.
Reading, Cuckoo Clock, Ella Pike.
Song, Mary of Argyle, Bruce Cummings.
Paper, Mrs. Jesse Brown.
Song, Coming Through the Rye,
Mrs. Smith.
Reading, Grandma's Minuet, lrma Lee.
Song, We had better bide wee,
Bruce Cummings.
Song, Nellie Gray, Mrs. Juliette Freeman.
lmprovIsations, Mrs. Brown.
Duet, Juinita,
Mesdames Ferguson and Olson.
Refreshments of crullers, dutch cheese,
pumpkin pie, pickles and tea was served
to about 100 guest, and Mrs. Lee was
informally voted royal entertainer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
strictly Fresh EGGS"

These are strictly fresh eggs?"
asked Hiram Hazleby.
Strictly! Positively! No possible
doubt of it," declared the grocery
man
But what interested Hiram was that
upon one of the eggs was neatly writ
ten the name and address of Mamie
Duesenberry," and an invitation to
whomever received the egg to write
to her. Hiram wrote to the postmas-
ter of the small Pennsylvania town
instead. What information could the
postmaster give him?
Dear Mr. Hazleby-Miss Duesen-
berry was a charming young woman
who was very successful in the poul-
try and egg line. She married and
went out of the egg business three or
four years ago"
ooh, positively! Every egg guaran-
teed!" said the groceryman.-Judg
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
AmOng our advertisers.

Warner furnishes the coffee for the
Majestic range demonstration at Pugsley
& Aliens. Try it, Read Warmers adv.
Warner is sole agent for Wtwer's
bread.
The late novelties in ladies ready made
waists, drees skirts and cloaks, for ladies,
Misses and children are to be found at
Selhck's this fall.
Waters? OF course! Something worth
reading as is always the case with him.
First page, same old stand.
Snaps, and you know it, Join the
throng of clothing buyers to visit f.
Smith & Co. Cash given away with
every purchase.
Prices within economy's reach at f..
Smith q Co.'S cash discount sale will help
to stretch your dollars.
Economy smiles on every purchase at
r. Smith IL Co.'S discount sale. 4 share
of the cash beckons YOU.
\ smile of satisfaction goes with every
clothing sale at f. Smith Il Cos. Come
and claim your share Of the cash given
away.
Charles says he has fancy china for
people whose fancy is not suited with
the ware found in the average store.
Strowbridge still talks in that profita-
BILE strain profitable to the customer.
Range exhibit at Pugsley IL Aliens
this week. Adv, tells Of it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
Napoleon Expressed His Surprise.

Napoleon Gaudette, a French-Canar
dian, who was for many years an oper-
alive i'm one of the cotton mills i'm the
south part Of Grafton, Mass, returned
there for a few days visit He showed
great interest at the various changes
that had occurred in the village. and
when told that this family had gone
back to Canada and that one had
moved to Fall River, and that John
Thibideau was married etc, etc, 10
each he made the same comment, ut
tered in a slow, surprised way: Is dat
so? Din't use 30 so.
where's ole Mis- Planchette?' he
asked.
"Mrs. Planchette? Oh, she died a
year ago" was the reply.
'Ts dat so? Din't use be So"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
Porter.

VIM Cook is busy running his corn
shredder this fall.
Henry Corey is in Paw Paw this week
serving on the grand jury.
Mrs. Henry Corey and Miss Boyce
made trip to Kalamazoo, Tuesday.
Miss Estella Hutchius of Paw Paw
spent last week with Miss Fannie Nash.
Mrs. Charlie Mohney was called to Law
renee, Tuesday, by the illness of her
niece.
r. NJ. j. Hall and family are intend
ing to leave next week for Chattanooga,
Tenn, where they will spend the winter.
Mrs. Mary Mentor, who has been
spending few weeks with her nephew
and niece, Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Burlington,
has returned to her home IN New York
state.
John McLain and his daughter Mrs.
Fred Cooper of South Dakota, are visit
ing his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Nc
Lain, and other relatives and friends in
Michigan.
Friday, October 20, about so of the
relatives and friends of Supervisor j. II.
Cornish and wife took it upon them
selves to remind them that they had
been married Just % years. very en-
joyable day was spent and bountiful
dinner served. A short literary program
was given, when their pastor, Rev. j. a
Moray presented them with a beautiful
silver water set as a reminder of the day.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
Marriage Licenses.

O. " Strong, As Hartford; Il. Mary
Noble 2S, Tampa, Fla.
Levi Wait, %, Waverly;Sylvia Johnson,
Is, Paw Paw.
VIM. J. Cranmer, %; Lizzie Bowman,
%; both of Covert.
Geo. f. Fleming, %, South Haven;
Katharine Walsh, Is, Chicago.
ALBION j. Pancoast, %; Eellen A. john
son, % both of Geneva.
Dell Shaver, 81, Lawrence; Fannie
Weston, H. Bangor.
Martin Suhr, %; Florence Buettner,
10; both of South Haven.
Geo. f. Karr, 2l, Bangor; Mabel f.
Michels, Is, Geneva.
Adolf Klaus, %; Mary Goranson, %;
both of South Haven.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
DOG SAVED LITTLE MISTRESS
Example Of Reasoning on Part Of
Household Pet


The intelligence and faithfulness of
tina Lackmer, ten years old. by its
strange actions before the child's
mother. says the Chicago Chronicle.
The child had gone in the fields
around her home TO gather blaokber-
ries, accompanied by her pet dog
Nero, and had wandered several
blocks from home. She was about to
cross the street at Harvard and SEQ
vile avenues. when she stepped into
the opening Of a catch basin which
had been completely covered with
weeds.
The rains had filed the bottom with
water to the depth of a foot, and this
probably saved her from Severe inju-
ries. Nero whined around the edge
of the basin and barked frantically,
but the child had strayed so far away
from any houses that neither the dogs.
bark nor the childs screams were
heard.
At last the dog started on a run for
home, and reaching there ran up to
the child's mother, who was on the
back porch and barking at her.
turned around and ran i'm the direction
of the accident. When Mrs Lackmer
did not follow it returned and repeated
it's actions a number of times
Finally the actions Of the dog
caused the mother to fear that some
thing was the matter with her daugh-
ter and she followed it TO the basin,
the cold.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
He Had a Good Reason.

Nodd-Come out with me and take
a ride In my auto.
Todd-How long have you had it?
Just 'got IL"
Had any experience with them?"
No"
Going to run it yourself?"
IL am"
Can you mend a punctured tire?"
mo, sir"
Wouldn't know the first thing to
lo?"
Not the first thing"
Have you studied, read, or been
given any advice?"
mo. sir; tell you / don't know
the first thing"
How far do you want TO go?"
Just as far as the thing will 60"
"All right. I'll go with you"
"What! Why, I didn't dream you'd
accept my invitation"
why not?"
why, / didn't suppose you'd care to
go out in an auto with a man who
doesn't know anything about It,"
Nonsense! You're just the man."
"How's that?"
Simply because, old chap that If
we break down Wen drop the old ma
chine and get home by trolley, train or
carriage. But if you thought you
knew the first thing about it. you'd
spend the rest of the day trying to fix
1t up, while I'd have to stay with you
and suffer as a matter of courtesy
Life.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
Hamilton.

Hugh Osborn was home from Dowagiac,
Sunday.
Mrs. Isaac Roswell has been spending
a few days 81 chicago.
Jacob Knoll has gone to the hospital
at Ann Arbor to undergo an operation.
The home of Mr.. and Mrs r. Edwards
was gladdened by the advent Of a baby
girl last week.
Harold Schneider and Miss Kate Kid
man were quietly married Wednesday
evening of last week
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Lindsey of Hart
ford township are the happy parents of a
girl, born October Is. Mrs. Lindsey was
formerly Miss AID an Osborne, a popular
Hamilton girl.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
British Columbia Timber.

The British Columbia government
has received revenue to the amount
exceeding 100000 from timber for the
year ended June 80, 1905 The collec-
tons exceed the estimate made at
the beginning of the year by more
than $4,000 Practically three-ffths
of the revenue has accrued from
licenses to cut timber upon govern
ment lands. Many lumbermen feared
that the requirement that all logs cut
upon government lands should be
manufactured in the province would
result in a loss of revenue. The re-
verse has been the result, as the rev.
enue for the past year is far greater
than that for any previous year in the
history Of the province.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27

An exchange well says The business
world has no use for a roafer. If young
man would succeed he must occupy his
time as though he was of some value.
Sitting around on dry good boxes, smok-
ing cigarettes, and wearing once hat
jauntily poised on either ear, these are
the passports OF certain failure in life.
Employers of labor are looking for earn.
est, conscientious, faithful workers, and
such are either working or looking for
work when others are loafing or looking
for a soft snap.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
THE MEN THE COUNTRY NEEDS.
Always Demand for Those Who Can
Grade 100 Per Cent.

Edward Mcintyre Of Brooklyn was
drummer boy in the Thirteenth New
York regiment at the age of II on the
outbreak of the civil war in which he
served. Since then he has been thir-
ty-seven years, consecutively, men,
Der Of the National guard in Brook
lyn. He has just now resigned the
post of drum major of the Thirteenth
regiment. During all this time his rec
ord has been that of 100 per cent,
which means that he was never abb
sent from his post The Brooklyn
Standard Union says:
There would be little trouble and
few problems in the world if every
man performed 100 per cent of Guty
in business and personal relations, in
public and private affairs. In any list
of the most useful citizens the really
indispensable ones would be found to
be of the type of the drum major Of
the Thirteenth. Many people who
are temporarily conspicuous could
well be spared for lack of those quail
tiles. The men who have shown they
possess them are the real Americans,
OF whom the country is proud. It is
not surprising that Edward Mcintyre
has the friendship and respect of
every worthy man in the Brooklyn
militia. "
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
BreedSmHe.

ArnAlt AO-lll- llLs
Alex. Stinson is buying and shipping
patatoes from here.
Henry Baily, Breedsviles auctioneer,
had two sales this week.
Mrs. Field has closed her house for the
winter and has gone to Chicago.
Mrs. S. c. Sibole of Benton Harbor
spent Sunday here with her daughter.
\ II. Adams made a business trip to
Hartford and South Haven this week.
Miss Rose Root, who is teaching in
the Holland high school, was home Sat
urday.
The house on the school lot, recently
purchased by the school board, was sold
to f. Douglass.
School began in the Lee district last
Monday. Miss Julia Fuller of South
Haven is the teacher.
Miss Fern Barkhaus has gone to Kali
amazoo for the winter. She has a posi-
ton with Henderson-Ames
James Heffernow, station agent at
Kendall, was guest of his cousin, Mrs
Frank Adams, Sunday and Monday.
The ladies' aid society met with Mrs
England, Thursday. They are getting
ready to hold bazaar the week before
Christmas.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
His Wisdom.

Old King solomon was in a merry
mood.
did you not offer TO quiet disputing
mothers one time by cutting a baby
in half" asked the visitor.
Eyes" laughed the old king. "and
still retained my wisdom. However,
you may put me down as saving |
never acted as judge at baby show"
And Solomon winked and ordered
the slaves TO bring in peacoclIs' tom
CUES and orange wine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
Perfectly Sober, Too.

A short time ago a man went home
the worse for drink. On arriving at
his home he tried to unlock the door,
but could not get the supposed key
into the lock. A man who happened
to be passing at the time noticed him
fumbling at the door and asked him
what he was doing. He replied:
"Why, trying 10 unlock the door. |
want TO get in"
why, man." said the other, do
you know you are trying TO unlock it
with cigarette?"
Am u" said the staggery one.
"Then, by gosh ! must have smoked
the key!"-Exchange
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1905-10-27
The ADVANTAGES.

did you enjoy the advantages Of
a college education?' asks the inter-
viewer of the man who has suddenly
become prominent
THAT depends on how YOU look at
II" replies the eminent person. My
older brother went TO college and he
always sent home his cast off tennis
suits and other clothing. and | had
TO wear them. But | can't say that
really enjoyed It,"