The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-07-06
THISTLES.

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ia hss s1ii ihis spfirg. too. Tablet
Yes'd x,th I'm goirs 10 start ons TO-
mafrpa.
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seiiite II al lbs m1n coed 10 mar,
bsf,
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Ysa cas Ysisfne What bad they
tst sgifg
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Jay TIA, 500 have 10 theories about ih'
scnea ion 81 ctlersn. hrs. cs1leitcL-
Nc, lave TOO miny eiiidrn.
HI - ute.r,,std rov ald ws, fool
sht ! aid 10 sseh ,hlrs. isi~ps lest
M lopshs 10 missif.
--0ssuytr-~ iiccsirg al res steamer =
The sstufhsnits i,h't thai Al odd Daas
for hoa.F osrsf-Nss 10 terribly odd
She, freight carrier.
-st,i Mr.. keslih u arrival 10 Lon'
doI Wei dear, What shall We DO uos
60 20 The 4 %, ard have look At the mon
fsy.f Ms. Aeskin bliIraly John
came % here for chang.
Have you much room Ia your new IA,
goom' Meioy mr., ! should think not
Why, oEr Kitchen AID dinins room are %
small that We have to use condensed milk
-Eallh--l dobt care what sort OF hut
band ! get. Asmms-You don't care
why, u 9Th. How can you ny soeh
,hinsf Edi,h--So, ! Ja.t don't care, 20
long ~ he Ia rich ard handsome and Kind 10
mo--io there
What curious mistakes men make some.
,imet' I've JOS, been reading, for instance,
.hA. Columbus Unsigned that be had dis
covered the Indle,. All, ! made worse
mistake than that when | married my
wife, 1 thought I'D discovered paradise.
Now, ssId the chronic bore, ! am sn
open minded man. I've alsays made 1t
Tue Of my life Yea, interrupted the
scute victim, and I've often wondered Why
some idea didn't move into that open
mind.
Cotton 80 Jorgits 10 always Dragging
about bis wife's cookery. IL abe srch a
famous cook' DRY de-No, she's more than
that. she'ss bypnotlst She has Jorgins
uuder such perfect control that he"l cat
any thing she cooks, no matter how bad
Il 10.
-Blowhard-S Sometimes my thoughts
come to me like lightning. Miss Caustle-
What shame they don't stay long enough
90 you could occasionally make q note Of
them.
Awkward Spouse zee our set IL to
have = grand charity ball. Did you ever
&c for charity Pretty Wife-of course
Don't you remember how ! used TO take
pity on you and dance with you when we
Il At metz
Professor - What part Of speech 10
"kinY' Misc lnnerteens-An article.
Professor--wh do you think II 10 an arti-
tie; Mlss Inneiteent--B Because 1t Is some
hing | cannot decline.
1t 10 said that no man 10 these days can
make a living out Of poetry. know one
who does. He runs printing office and
publishes books OF poetry 1t the expense
Of The poets.
--BIilint-Y Your wife blows In a lot OF
! our hsrd earned coin, doesn't she' Mi
iins-I .hould 50 so. Why, she has one
lace handkerchief that cost $40,
Does your parrot talk 1t couldn't
talk more naently, ma'am, II 1t belonged to
. woman's whist club.
--ostrieh Bridc--why, dearest, don't
you like this pIei ! made II every bit
m, self. Ostrich Groom-lm just = wee
bit afraid OF II, darling. III eat couple
u these railroad spikes instead.
-MAmms-- b, sale, dear, What makes you
- saucy todsyi Besiie--I don't know,
mamma, unless i,'s that big dose q saucy-
o .rInla you gave me this morning
Sunday school Teseher-So., the les.
san being ended, children, you may ask any
q ae,l i,p you choose. Small boy-Plea'e'
n,Asm, which club d, you think'll win At
4 he baseball park tcdsyf
-M.ums-Tommy,w why will you persist
Ia eating only The soft part OF the bread
ard leaving the crusl' Some day you may
be glad to get even cru,ts to eat Tommy
Il know II, mamma. That's why ] Am
saving en-.
Well, while, raid the caller to the min
i,ter's small son, are your going to fellow
In the footsteps Of you father when you
grow upy No, cir, ssld the little fellow.
I'm golrg to follow in the footsteps OF 9th
Or people. I'm goirg to be detective.
Niles Alms--w When did you become SC
susinisd with your wife, doetoi' Doctor
After the wedding
--Piggmrs--roag says that bis sister
Ann talks culture tn he fails asleep. D.s-
must be sori OF Ann aesihe-
tic. Pisgmus-Yei; either that or worse
--Hs-Then | Am to understand that you
have given me The mitttn, A. !; weref She
You have said Il. H,-And 10 this Ally
sht OF course H. whA, more do you
want \ pair Of seeks.
Woman sfa.urslly more hopeful than
man. Ya; there's my wife, for ins'atee
Tor year, past, every time she has bad oe
cAsion to buy h,h che has asked The dealer
u they we're fresh, hoping, suppose, 'hs
Iome day he'll 10.
Nov tbs, have soid you policy, Aio
The ln.urs,ce agent, ~iIl make yoa an 10.
ttres,ine proposition. Give me some le'-
tiers Of Introduction TO people you know,
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