The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-06-06
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With the Long B0au.
Eye NATURES walks. folly Il
IF YOU think the June graduate glorious sight have
you seen the June brideq Then there's the June bug
If the Chicago strike sympathzers who sympathize
focbly should batter Mr. Darympe of Glasgow the
head with stake it might interfere with Mayor Dunnes
hold up finger Of warning at the present street
railway companies.
The possibility of new union station in this city
SIMPLIFYING that of the station suffering
from kind Of dumb staggers
A man may not be frightened by these storms but
they hand bunch Of lightning that sounds If
the cogs slipping and it was thinking OF aghtng
six feet north of his bepost he may be excused for
little trepdation.
The nasturtums beginning peek into the second
story windows. <=...-~....
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Lillian Russell is out in magazine article entitled 'How
to Keep Husbands' 'sHow Not' is more Li's line, if
record counts for anything ~: .:.-
The sad-eyed Charles B. Wolf, who does time the
Abba Iowa. Democrat, visiting western South Dakota when
the wind was loose writes:
It past midnight and darker than rat
hole in hades when we reached our destination
puddle upside down, ankle deep and my hat lit in
Nebraska. Pierre atmosphere is al
"' ways moving man lay down out there the
prairie with his feet to the wind and it blew his
s Of T sf and %
front of the postofice for half day, trying to
Seems if the atmosphere is too busy everywhere this
Alfred Austin, the poet laureate has brought much dis
favor himself from the lovers of the of Elizabeth
Barrett Browning Mr. Austin seized the opportunity of
invitation to unve the bust of Mrs. Browning for
nunciaton Of poets. H.
elizabeth Barrett Browning" he said, twas not great
No likely to attain supreme position in
poetry
Women,'' said the poet laureate his hearers, *may
be of those who learn suffering what they teach song
but the great poet beyond that experience Of him
it may be said Pacem summa tenent serenity dwells
the heightsD''
Some of the ladies who have felt ideas
have been recalling in the that in his published
poems Alfred declares that the British flag shall
"infexble fate that the British scepter shall never
fade,' and that when Queen Victoria died she 'eft
widowed world
the lady poets of England who generally feel that ALFRED
should draw his official butt of wine and mellow up
little -..-
An Indiana travelling in Turkey states that the
Turkish require the obedience the part of
their children and Turkish children are the best behaved
that she met with anywhere in her ourneyng Considering
how the house often run by American children this is
Turkish mother take American boy who is suffering
from too much occupancy Of the stage try
to convince him that there somebody else earth The
Light OF the Harem would be somewhat dmmed until father
who ocated at few Armenian massacres had appeared
on the scene with trunk strap and wagon stake
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Weed Pulers club has been organized in South Bend
Ind 1t any member Of the club anywhere it is
his duty loyal Fuller to hitch himself to the top of it
and give it slight south bend If the refuses to come
up, supposed to do down after it.
Since the organization of the club weeds South Bend
have been long tap roots which they
twice around tree ROOTS bouders and the like Four mem
bers OF the club suffering from spraned backs due
to the resistance OF certain strenuous burdocks who
to letting of the planet when the members Of club
took them and 'hsed heirseves the pull of their
lives.
Weed jackson, Esq, popular attorney of South Bend
also complains that three members Of the Weed Puers
club pulled his leg for $40, claiming that this line
with their duties Weed proposes if this keeps up
lie the weeds Of Indiana into Weeds Protective society
with text book entitled Six Easy Lessons Holding on
or the Weeds Best Friend.'' ALL
INVENTIONS TO BE INVENTED
EASY and quick way to get rich is to invent some
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