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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

"to to the guardhouse,'' thnndered the Roman
captain to the private. $50 to the guardhouse and
hand in your name for the awkward squad. You
soldier! Why, you're simply prediction Of the way
the supes will play Your part after Shakespeare has
put this thing into play" L.,
Experimental Docet.
They say that since Mr. Wiser got divorce he is
looking considerably and sees every that
comes within his o visor -s~ -
Looking around7 Probably he simply wants to be
ready to dodge" "t>s Gy1 81. 4 S&N&s5 ~ r.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15
W1m
a Novelty.

have here tho words and music lullaby
song writer entering the office Of the music publisher
Don't want it." replies the publisher.
But this one is different It doesn't end with the words seeee
eep! Slee-ee-eep! slee- eeeep!'"
ischeck
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15
book and urges
the song writer to
make his Q " n
terms. IA

Here's q pointer:
Even If you deter
mine to be sincere
in all you say, 1t
ts just as easy to
8 a y agreeable
t hi n g s q 8 the
other kind, and 1t
makes your kind
Of sincerity very
popular. ~
s5 -o-A
fF Another thing
that bothers us is
that some people
want to be a little
ray Of sunshine
when we have set
tied down to rest
in the shade
Why wouldn't
It be all right for
the man who runs
over ands bumps
into people while
he is hurrying to
a train to be COM
PEELED to wear al
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

he dashed off the other
night. !:
: A man who writes g.
great play won't talk
about It; q man. who
writes a great book won't
talk about it; a man who
paints q great picture
or composes a great ora
torio won't talk about It
but a man who gets a
great fortune at once be-
gins handing out rules
for getting rich.
We don't object so much
to cold storage eggs as
=
we do to being compelled
to pay t b 9 storage
charges on them. y
-:-
The older we grow the
more we realize that we
can remember almost
anything we like pro-
vided we are sure nobody
is about to contradict us.
Truly lots Of men would
- ~ <r{1yn A. ~, th ale, oan 20 4,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

Look at mel Twenty years ago poor boy,
working like a dog, and now. Look at me-!
See what have made Of myself
: Yes, sir. Do you. Is that warning or
an example7'
Ii Would Help.
Ah signs the romantic young woman during tho third
act OF the emotional drama, If people In real life would
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

DIPLOMA TIC

z = : -
The a Off III friend have
returned from their summer and fall TRIPS F1 =:
Say ask the friends didn't you tell us that If there
was one place in the country for go his
vacation it Sandy Beach?'
:" I believe I did,
But we didn't you there and now we learn that
you went to Pine Mountain on your trip"
Yes, to tell you the truth wanted to be sure Of
having quiet, srestful spot
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15
SCRURLE5.

you new game" Roscoe us
play automobile
81 don't whether want to play that not" de-
INJURED Harold ls.E Es##aEa ~ .#g
Well pretend like the rocking chair is
automobile and after awhile will pretend that 1t Is
broken down, and then we'll have to fix it,
II know but mamma does not allow mo to swear like
papa said little Harold who had been trips in the big
machine. s.@#' ,z#
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15


this public to one who has been my companion.
ny counselor, my guide, who has upheld
the tasks seemed too for strength
cheered with loving words when I returned
and weary from my arduous duties In club and
rosrum who has by thoughtful constant mnlstrati0ns
given the blessed knowledge that always there Is for
haven refuge and rest harbor Of comfort and cheer
my home. ALI that and all that have owe to
Among the vast assembage that cheered and huzzaed
at hearing these noble sentiments could be the modest
figure of weeping silent tears of Joy In this glo
rous moment his slender frame seemed surrounded by
glow Of gadness and his sraggy whiskers took
sembance of grace. It was her husband The
patience and self recognized
sensible woman Is who realizes that
vivacious without flirting.
@8e@
Sad Case. r.
asks the visitor Of the resident Of the college town.
y "No. Hefton has retired from the game" . .rsh
"Gone into business, left here. get tired Of foot
bal?"
a accident"
"Ah, have often said that football is dangerous
HE didn't get hurt in game. He experimenting i
there explosion which singed off all his hair"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

Disprovod.
Brevitys tho soul OF witt
Indeed9 Who thinks It funnya
There's mighty little joke In II
When one IL short Of money.
60
We learn through mistakes: butveryfew OF
uslearn anything from the mistakes Of others.
ForeSt LopsrS.
Why does the weeping willow sighlV
From somewhere comes tho speeohs
It sadly SECS the days 60 by
It's pining ar apeach." 81 #
60
. Being a good fellow has caused almost a.
much distress as trying to be one
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

PEELED to a automobile license tag2 q.
We know henpeeked
dishes prepared for dinner their pictures the household
zines.
TOO SMALL.
"a clever
to Mrs strukole, would be grandfather's
y II hardly think So" replies
3. But they quite thing"
Maybe but
big place Besides after grandfather
o'clock to the factory believe
clock away"
It erinds to little plate
passed tho who just through severe
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15
UnweIcome Guest.

Why do you invite Mr.. Kwear to parties7'
neghbor a. he peculiar in his
be very pleasant" 8s
Yes you he Is always boasting that he will not
any OF the conventions" replied Mrs Skidworhy
club politics. and
party man.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

o. ... +
Some folks get
back to the simple
life in q way that
indicates t h ey
would like to keep
q sundial In the
parlor.
You can train q
monkey to a Q t
like B. man, but
man, having su-
;perior intellect,
can act Xix e q
monkey with no
training at all.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15
'.'ss' ~~
Guessed II mt Once.

what" asked the with the witty and
the smile OF acknowledges himself
the life Of the party what is tho difference between and
bale OF hay?"
why Mr.. Foolish" responded the woman with the
Z So IT.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-15

madam
distress"
replies: #a=s.
.ts
which might asssancer' Sz #a.
and
Of him.
went to m blonde ndrny
said
and half and Save sympathy
Jabz Smith Of Moores Pennsylvania who will be
Of
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Notice Of Assianee,s Sale.

Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned will offer for sale at pub
lie auction to the highest bidder for
cash in hand, the following described
property, to-wit:
All of the machinery, tools, fixtures,
stock on hand of lumber or material
used in connection with the business
Of the Ardmore Sash and Door Fac
tory; also one horse and wagon an.
harness, all being part OF property
'ately assigned to me by said Ardmore
sash and Door Factory, for the benefit
of creditors.
Said sale will take place between the
hours of IL a. m. and p. IN. on Mon
day, April 3, 1905, in front OF the build
ing lately occupied by said assignor,
on the east side OF A street, northeast,
in Ardmore, Indian Territory. For
further particulars see the undersign'
ed, or Potterf & Walker, attorneys,
First published March 3, 1905.
T.. T.. GUILLOT, Assignee.
First published March 8, 1904.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

All ATlmOre i- rejoicing IN the al
that this city viii get the
land Office. the department having
sustained the Dawes commission IN
their removal report made some
three weeks ago. 10 was feared tina.
when the matter was held up by the
apartment that Tishomingr might
succeed in keeping and preventing tho
Office from coming here It was
SHOWN that q mighty influence w9f
eNerted in favor of the city on the
Pennington.
The inside history of the fight is not
known. Mayor Dick. who came in
from Washington, said that the Ard
more matter was finally settled. He
was in a happy frame of mind, for the
mayor and Sidney Suggs have been
doing some hard work in behalf Of this
city ever since it was planned to Sc
cure the land Office
When the order was made it was
thought that there would be opposition
and there certainly was. Within two
DAYS after the order for the remoya!
was made. citizens of Tishomingo be
came very active and started a move
ment to keep the land Office there.
with victory for Ardmore in sight
the department ordered an investiga-
ton and then the removal became 81
matter of doubt
The moment It became known tha-
the department had held the matter
up several prominent men got busy
They were not to be tgeneraled b.
any movement that would proven.
their original plans from being thu
iuterfcred with. at least at this STAG
of the game. and so they set to worF
and mapped ont plan of campaign
Twelve hours later two prominen
/ citizens of Ardmore were speeding {,
/ D.. capital city to represent this tow
the fight that seemed imminen'
/ These two men, Messrs. Sidney Sugg
| and r. W. Dick, remained in Washing
ron tin the matter was settled The,
worked like Troians and they desery.
| great credit for their efforts, whicf
/ were successful.
The citizenship Of Tishomirgo LET
nothing undone to prevent the ordl'
from being finally made. Hundred
Of telegrams protesting against tn
change were sent to the department
Tribal governors sent in protest. Tn
sympathy of public men was arouse
| in an effort to aid Tisliomingo. /
ould seem that under this pressur
| Tishomingo would accomplish its pur
/ pose. But the Ardmore delegatio'
/ was working also and so cleyerly dI,
/ hey work that the department cor.
,ented To the change OF course, tn'
| many details of the fight are no
/ known These will develop later.
The citizens are happy because IN,
land office will bring many peopl
and outside capital to the town, be
sides the prestige it will receive
Sol Lewis, a business man of Tisho
mingo, was in the city today. He mai
urally regrets the action of the depart
ment, because he is interested in hi
town in business way. He said tina
the people Of that town would hav'
made no complaint II the commission
had been continued till July /. Man
who made improvements were led {,
I believe that the commission would ri
main at Tishomlngo til the commi,
sion ceased to live and the removal a
this timp is greatly raprattad
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Get a Sewing Machine.

have on hand number Of second
hand sewing machines which | will
sell on strict guarantee from one
to Ave years On terms TO suit pur.
chaser at prices ranging from s. TO
s25. Call and see for yourself At Sin
ger Sewing Machine Office
5d&wlm JOHN n. MORGAN.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

The many friends OF Andrew Olson
will regret TO learn of his illness a.
his home, corner G street and First
avenue, northeast.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
viii Still Be a Candidate.

For your buggy work. | wish to
thank by2new customers as well as Old
ones for their liberal patronage. All
new orders will be appreciated.
SO d. Il. ALLEN.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized to announce Buck
Garrett as a candidate for the Office OF
Chief of Police OF the city OF Ardmore
Election April 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Chief Of Police.

We are authorized TO announce u.
E. Booker az a candidate for re-elec.
ton TO the Office Of Chief OF Police Of
the city OF Ardmore. Election April 4,
1908.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized TO announce u.
r. Rexroat as a candidate for the Of
fee of City Tax Assessor and Collec-
tor Election April 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized to announce ;.
Finis Fox as a candidate for the %. 20.
Of City Tax Assessor and Co!lecr)c.
Election April 4
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Assessor and Collector.

We are authorized to announce W.
r. Roberts as a candidate for re-elec.
ton to the office OF Assessor and Col.
lector of the city OF Ardmore. Elee.
ton April 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We have a very fine line OF buggies
and OFFER prices and terms to suit the
times.
BIVENS. CORIIN & FRENSLEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized to announce 20
l.. Deem as can iidate for the of'c
of city attornc: Of the city OF Ar
more. Election April 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Ardmore Loan Q Trust Co.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Police judge.

We are authorized to announce john
l. Gait as a candidate for reelection
to the office of Police Judge OF the city
OF Ardmore. Election April 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
City Attorney.

we are authorized to announce Cas-
,cll Bennett as a candidate for the Of
hce of City Attorney OF the city of Ard
more Election April T.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized to announce Ha
Cannon as a candidate for the oftic'
Of City Attorney of City OF Ard
more. Election Apr 1.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Treasurer.

We are authorized to announce
Frank Butt as a candidate for re-elec.
ton to the Office Of City Treasurer ot
the city Of Ardmore. Election April 1
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Wood and Coal.

Wood delivered to your door, saw
ed in even lengths, split in small
sticks Coal delivered in any quantity
Phone 2Oi. J. NJ. IKE. 2-6
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized to announce r
w. Randol as a candidate for re-elec
tion for Alderman from the ThirC
ward Election April 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized to announce 6
W. Stuart as a candidate for Aldermai
from the First ward Election April 4
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
Aldermen,

We are authorized to announce Z.
Y. Morgan as a candidate for Alder-
man fro the First ward Election
April 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

Before you buy see our Mr.. Bill
combined planter and middlebuster
NOBLE BROS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

Clean white rags wanted at this
office.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
The First Dollar!

AL arge fortunes had o. begin with 1.-The first
dollar then another 70 put with it, then another
and SO on until you have a good round sum. In .
other words, save little money all of the time
This plan followed up will eventually lead TO
independence. The best and easiest way TO save
money is to start a savings account Come here
and will give you a little savings bank to take
home. per cent interest on all such deposits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06
OFFICE
ARONoRE ELATEO BECAUSE o.
ITS COMING HERE.

-Ishomirgo Put W Game Fight ss'
Lost-The Advantages Of Ard
more as It's Location Were too
Convincing.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-03-06

We are authorized to announce
Charley Carter as a cauGidlte 10; Al
derman from the FOa,.h ward. Eiec'
lion April 4.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
HUNTING
Found at Iku'a'S J welry
 Store

When you are out on a hunt for some thing appropriate as a gift remember have new goods such as handsome cut glass, Silyerware and beautifully hand painted china, just in from the makers, which world make as handsome pres ent as can be made. Such goods are always appreciated, I have nothing but the latest, Gp to-date in pattern, and in quality. Nothing but the very best.
 Our watch work, jewelry manufac- turing and skillful engraving speak for themselves. We do not turn out our work unless it is finished in the best manner and we guarantee every piece of it. If you have any trouble with your watch bring it to us and we will guarantee you entire satisfaction at reasonable charges.
 We grind glasses and manufacture very handsome eye glasses, both rim and without rim.
 Don't neglect your eyes when you can get them examined free at my store with the latest optical instruments.
 J. Ikuta,
 Jeweler and Optician.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
ONE ARRIVES
Selkirk at WhitehOrse With
 Fifty Passengers

whitehorSe, Aug. 7-The Selkirk ar rived at 3 a. m. today with 90 through and IS way passengers. She will sail for Dawson tonight.
 The Victorian was at Hootalinqua al , a. m. today and will te due here to- nj .ht,
 The Whitehorse, coming up stream, was at Selkirk at a. m. today. The Bonanza King was at Tsntalus at II D, m.
 The Dawson, which sailed Saturday, he'd 26 [ assengers and 22B tons oi freight. She was at Selkirk at II p. ID, yesterday.
 The Canadian sailed S;SO a. m. yester' day with the barge Pelly in tow. She had II passengers. On the steamer and barge there were S66 tons of freight and A. head of livestock.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Notice of Admin utrstor

TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, bavino this day been appointed by the Hon. United States Commissioner ano Fx.oficio Judge Of Probate, for Sksg' way Precint Administrator oi ths estate of Peter J. Anderson, decesset all persons having claims against said estate. are hereby notified to present the same 10 me within Six Months Iron this date at my office with the koss, Higgins Company, in the Town ol Skagway, Alaska, - ,. Dated at Skagway, Alaska, thls Iht 3rd day of day of August, 100.
 r. n. GANrY
 Administrator Of the estate o'
 Peter J. Anderson, deceasea' Date of first publication Aus' q os iso2' Date ef last publication sept ., i'o''
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
PERSONAL MENTION

o%&%4H14&e%~<S <S~sFS~S7SNNNFNN
 Miss Stephenson, who has been visit ing Mrs. L. F.. Simmons, of Caribou, for about 10 days, returned on the train Saturday evening. Mrs. Simmons and Miss Stephenson visited Atlin last week.
 Mrs. W. H. Case left Saturday for visit with Mir. Case at Juneau. She will be at the Hub for several weeks, During her absence Mir. and Mrs. Ormsby will occupy her residence on Seventh avenue, west of Main street.
 W. F. Rogers was Ia town Saturday and Sunday. He returned to White hose this morning.
 Councilman Fl. B. Dunn went to Ju- ueau ou the Georgia, Saturday, and re- turned today on the Spokane.
 Willis Nowell arrived as the purser on the Georgia Saturday afternoon Purser Davis is taking vacation.
 w. Cannon, ir., son of the presi- dent of the Pacific Coast Steamship Company is making the round trip on Spokane.
 The Rev. c. E. Rice left on the train this morning for Circle City where he will be stationed.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Nothing on the Market Equal to Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
 DiarrkoeR Remedy

This Is fact well known to druggists everywhere, and nine out of ten will give their customers this preparation when the best is asked for. Mir. Obe Witmer, prominent ntdruggist of Joplin, Mo, in circular to his customers, says: There is nothing on the market in the way of patent medicine which equals Cnamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for bowel com plaints. We sell and recommend this preparation" For sale by Kelly Drug Go
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
DOLPHIN DUE IN
 PORT TOMORROW

The Alaska Steamship ComPany's Aver Dolphin will be due to arrive to- morrow morning. She will have a large list of passengers, many of whom are excurslonists. There will be plen- ty of room, however, to accommodate southbound passengers. The Dolphin will have one days mail
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
SAMPLES OF 1906
 CALENDARS HIRE

The Daily Alaskan has received a full line of samp'rs of 1906 calendars from the famous J. w. Butler Pap,r company, of Chicago. They include the latest designs many of which are works of art.
 Business men of SkagWay and Haines' who desire calanders for next year are invited to call and make selections.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Frssh Orange Cidsrat Muir's

Delicious fresh orange cider Is placed oo tap daily at Muir's, next to the post ofice. Try it.
 July magazines just received at Muir's.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
We Don'G Spb,titnte

To buying drugs, stationery, toilette articles, etc, from Kelly & Co you get just what you call for or what the doc tors write for. No substituting al lowed. Kelly & Co.,,
 Skagway, Alaska.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
At the Mascot

Mt Vernon rye ard Old Belmont Whiskeys, double stamped goods, at wholesale prices at the Mascot saloon.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
At Wholesale Prices

The Mascot saloon sells liquors, either bulk or case goods at wholesale priceA All the old brAnds always on hand. l0-l-tf.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
William ErAaier in Jail

William Frasier was find sIO and costs in the municipal court this morning on . conviction for being drunk and disor- nerly.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Bee, St fms On Ice

The Rainier beer at the Seattle sa- -oon is served in steins which are kept on ice-Just the thing in these hot days.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Russ and Lso. c.rs.is. ws.s.s

Nov is the time to eet your rugs and lace curtains washed The Roy al hup- dry Is making a speciality of this york snd it guarantees satisfaction. q
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Fresh Meat

The Frye-Bruhn C0. keep all kinds of fresh meat constantly on hand. If
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07

Ice cream and sherbets at the Vienna Bakery. Best in town. Phone 8.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Rainier Bssrs

Rainier beers by the dozen bottles, @. 50, at the MAsco, saloon.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07

For your express and hauling see E McC Weste. Phones 90-S4. If
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07

Children's and misses strsv hA,s greatly reduced al Hsrrisons'
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07
Coldest in TSwn

The eoldest beer in town is at the Se- a,tle saloon. 6ltf
The daily Alaskan., 1905-08-07

Get your ice cream at Muir's.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1905-01-24
CONSTRUCTING SIDEWALKS.
Several Prominent Main Street Mer-
chants Charged With Violat-
r. ing Town Ordinance.


Several. of Newberrys prominent
Main street merchants were called
before the mayor yesterday morning
charged with violating that ordinance
Of the. town which legislates against
the obstruction of the public side
walks. The merchants had been ais
playing their goods and wares oy
nlacine them against the fronts OF
tAeir establishments, letting them
project more or less upon the sloe-
walk, thus creating the alleged OBJ
sruction. In many instances 1t was
questionable whether or not the
goods really obstructed, though the
letter of the law was violated, and MS
honor dismissed the cases and the
merchants with the admonitnonto go
and sin no more" His honor further
s,xsa,tted that at the next council meet
;ne he would have the matter brought
un and decision rendered as to Just
vhat is meant by "obstructing'