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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
EDUCATORS HERE AND ABROAD
Foreign Professors Better Off Finan-
ciaiiy Than Are Americans.

Foreign Professors Better Off Finan-
ciaily Than Are Americans.
The Official pay of the foreign pro
fessor at first glance seems absurdIy
small in comparison with the pay in
American institutions. In Prussia. for
example a full professor receives by
law $1,000 Tin Berlin $4,000 the first
year, to be increased 800 year every
fourth year for twenty years In ad-
dition he receives an allowance for
house rent This is, however, only
the fixed part of his income. The
honorarium which he receives from
the fees of his students will vary
greatly. depending on the subject
taught, and the attractive power OF
the teacher. Incomes of $4,000 a
year, and even larger sums, are re-
ceived in the larger universities by
certain well known men. Taking into
account the fact that the foreign pro-
lessor has life place, that his widow
and minor children receive pensions,
he is better on financially, and is far
more free from the anxieties which
come with modest income, than is his
American brother whose nominal pay
is higher.-Henry s. Pritchett. In the
Atlantic.
.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Every housekeeper should know
that If they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because it.
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in u pound pack
ages. and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all Injurious chem
icals. If your grocer tries to sell you
12-oz- package it is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
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and the annoyance of the iron stick
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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
JUST A FEW JOKES
SHORT ITEMS MEANT TO CAUSE.
A SMILE.
Sac End of the Once Noble Ranger of
the JungIe-Wrrter Was Holding his
own-The Appropriate Thing for
Nuriteh's Baby.
A Suggestion.

Mr.. SlomanENow, you're Joking
again, aren't your
Miss Waite-Judge for yourself; you
should know me pretty well by this
time.
Mr. Sloman-But you puzzle me
sometimes; L don't know what to make
of you.
Miss Waite-No? BY the way, did
you hear about Jack Brown and May
Long? He made her his wife yester-
day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
scraped 1t Together.

Family Friend-Wel.. how are
things?
Young Preacher-Fine The congre
CATION actually raised my salary this
month.
Family Frfend-How much was the
increase?
Young Preacher-There was no in
crease. They merely raised it, that's
all.-Houston Chronicle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
The Decline of Poetry.

THAT was an exquisite poem you
had in the paper this morning." said
the old subscriber. Where did you
get it?''
''Eh? Oh, the poem2" said the edi
tor. why. I bought it, Then he
apologetically added, "You see 1 knew
the poor fellow who wrote it and J
wanted to help him along
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
Couldn't Hear 1t.

The lady who moved in yesterday
deceived me-" said the rental agent
apologetically. "She said she had nc
children, but 1 understand she has q
baby. Did it disturb your
No., answered Mr.. Flatdweller
They tell me it cried some during the
night, but the noise was drowned by
the bowls of Smiths dog and the
shrieks of Mrs. Browns parrot"-De
troit Tribune
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
CHRONIC ERYSIPELAS
Cured by Dr.. Williams Pink Pills,
Although Whole Body was
Affected

Erysipelas or st. Anthony's fire is a.
most uncomfortable disease on account
of the burning, the pain and the dis
hgurement; 1t is also very grave dis
order, attended always by the danger of
Involving vital organs i'll its spread
The case which follows will be read
with great interest by all sufferers as it
affected the whole body, and refused to-
yield to the remedies prescribed by the
physician employed. Mrs. Ida A Col
bath, who was the victim of the attack,
residing at No. 10 Winter street, New
buryport, Mass, SAYS:
6 In June of 1908 was taken i'll with
what at first appeared to be fever L
sent for physician who pronounced my
disease chronic erysipelas and said it,
would be long time before / got WELL
Inflammation began on my face and
spread all over my body. My eyes were
swollen and seemed bullying out of their
sockets was in terrible plight and
suffered the most intense pain through
out my body. The doctor said NV
case was a very severe one. Under
his treatment, however, the inf1anma-
ton did not diminish and the pains
which shot through my body increased
III severity After being two months url-
der his care, without any improvements
dismissed him.
"Shortly after this, on the advice of a.
friend, | began to take DIR. Williams"
Pink Pills for Pale People, two at a dose
three times day. After the second box
had been used l was surprised to notice
that the inflammation was going down
and that the pains which used to cause.
me so much agony had disappeared At
ter using six boxes of the pills was MP
and around the house attending to my
household duties, as well as ever"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all dealers in medicine or may be OBJ
tanned direct from the DR. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, NY
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
Natural Enough.

Natural Enough.
Tess-"Mrs- Foartey doesn't really
show her age at all, does sha?''
Jess-"No; it's not surprising, con
sidering all her trouble
Tess-'You mean it is surprising
considering her troubles she's 1ad.''
Jes--.No, 1 mean considering all the
trouble she's taken to conceal it,"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

of Bright's Dis
e a S e, t b a { L
know. / had eye.
trouble, b a c k
a c b e, catches
when lying abed
or WI en- bend
ing over. was
languid and oft
en- Ivy and
had sick head
aches and bear
ing-dOwn pains.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The kidney secretions were too copi-
Gus and frequent, and very bad in ap-
pearance. 1t was in 1908 that Doan's
Kidney Pills helped me so quickly and
cured me of these troubles and I've
been well ever since.''
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price, so
cents per box
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
The Missing Link.

Them three menu" Farmer Border
replied to question. "them's our farm.
hands,"
But" asked the city girl, where's
the other one?'
What other one? 90
why, there's always quartet OF
them to sing the old Oaken Bucket
isn't there?'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
Moving Cheese.

Twill you start the cheese this way
please?' said the thin boarder at din
ner.
Its not time for cheese YETI sale
the fat boarder
mo. but if you start it now it will
probably get here by the time I'm
ready for it."-Yonkers Statesman.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

When Mr.. Rockefeller's wig was
first announced the staff photograph
ers of the New York newspapers filled
all the trains for Cleveland One of
them caught it first, and his scoop is
the biggest Gotham has recorded this
year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
AS Its Para Eats.

"Oh, yes, Nuri.ch's baby was borr
with silver spoon in its mouth, OF
course"
IT'S a curious-iooking child; takes
after its father, doesn't i.?''
mo, indeed; if it took after its
father it would have been born with 9
silver knife in its Mouth"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
Insist on GETTING II.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL OF in a package
which they won't be able to sell first
because Defiance contains 16 OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead of IL OF.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

A steamboat man estimates the
amount of cash spent by American
visitors to Europe this summer at $751;
505,027- We know who spent the $27
to go as far toward Europe as he
could, but the other part of the figure
Is ridiculously small.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The hunger for righteousness" be-
gins in English children at the age OF
Is, according to a London professor.
And it is generally so well satisfied
that most of them are never troubled
with it afterward
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

What wonderful thing is the lawi
The New York judge who says he was
within the law in banishing woman
from Gotham adds that the law can
not compel her to go away.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

"The stock market is a wonderful
institution" says James ]. Hill, the
railroad president. 'T know nothing
about it" Most men are in the same
condition, but few are willing to ad-
NIT it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

It's pity that the successful men
who tell young men how to do it
cannot be put in the running second
time. We wonder how many of them
would hit it twice.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The surprise party is the latest
thing at Newport. Thus do the most
complex products of ornate civiliza-
ton suddenly revert to first princf-
pies. The donation party may come
next.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

President Palma says that the day
OF his defeat would be the happiest
of his life Now we know why men
become candidates when there is not
the slightest chance of success.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

That pity is akin to love is proved
by the fact that a shoemaker in New
York state, with two wooden legs.
advertised for a wife in the want col
umns and received los applications.
Also. it pays to advertise
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
Blocked.

I'm afraid my hay fever is coming
on" said K1oseman, trying to get some
medical advice free of charge. Every
once in while I feel an itching in
my nose and then l sneeze- What
would you do in a case like that, doc
tor?''
81 feel pretty sure" replied DIR.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

When Maggie Fox of Mimi eapo1is
found her lost hustle containing $500
she was that much ahead and that
much behind
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The circus, it appears, has been ele-
waited. Now let all available energy
be concentrated OH the theater.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

A man says the trusts have driven
him to crime. Here is hint to
drunkards in need of a new excuse.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
DEATH SEEMED NEAR.

How Chicago Woman Found Help
When Hope Was Fast Fading Away.
Mrs. E. T. Gould, GA w. Lake st.
Chicago. ILL.,, says: "Doan's kidney
Pills are all that saved me from death
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

They have found a man in New
York who has been married fifty
times, and he has never applied for
one of those Carnegie hero medals.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Existence is a fight against the
storms of trouble, and Cupid is the
fellow who hands out the life preserv-
erS.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Masks for certain convicts have
been advocated at a prison congress.
There are many who would be in
prison but for the masks they wear.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The smart young men of Newport
have taken to growing mustaches,
thereby setting a fashion that the
poorest of young men can generally
follow.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

AS New York boy has been held in
$1,000 bail on a charge of stealing a
watermelon the inference is that a col
ored man was on the bench
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The worlds supply of sheep IS rapid
ly diminishing, an official statement
says. The supply of lambs for the
speculative centers does not seem to
have been affected.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Judging by the picture of the wom-
an in the New Jersey Jail who con-
fesses to having four husbands, she
must have been a hypnotist.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Alice Hogan Rice of Mrs. Wigs"
fame has started a bank. There's
money in cabbages.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The mystery of what the baby
speaks is solved. 1t is Esperanto, for
it is spoken fuently and nobody can
understand it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

thinks when she hits her thumb with
a hammer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

captious New York editor finds
fault with the design of the new $50
gold certificates. Most of us are too
glad to see one to think of picking
flaws in it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Society, says Philadelphia minis
ter, is going wild. 1t may have misun-
derstood the appeal for a return to
nature.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Then there is the notifying ref1ec-
ton that the astronomers on the
planet Mars must have discovered our
north pole ages ago.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Gunner: No, he WAS on one of those
floating poolrooms, where the break
ers break the lambs.-Chicago News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

was unable to prevent him from car
rying out his purnose.
Two juries disagreed and a third
ended because of the illness of jur-
or The state then dropped the case.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

The war incident cannot be consid-
cred closed until Rujj'rd Kipling has
written one of his stirring poems
about it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

In certain parts of Russia you do
not need to scratch anybody to find
Tartar.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Any man will accept free advice.
and 81 good many will let it pass with
out use as freely as it is offered.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

At last one of the British royal fam
lily has distinguished himself; it was
by eating jam.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
Holding His Own.

"How are you getting on yith your
writing for the magazines %
Just holding my own. They send
me back as much as 1 send them"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

A nice thing about friends is the
way you can keep them by not lending
money to them.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Defiance Starch is guaranteed biggest
and best or money refunded 1s
ounces. 10 cents Try 1t now
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

E0H0 permanently nervousness after.
first day of Dr.. Kline's Restor
Send for FREE $500 bottle and treatfse
DR. R. H KILN Ltd ISL Street. PhiladeIphfn Pa
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Don't fail to occupy one of the three
rear seats The smokers can walk.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07

Narrow-minded men seldom tract i'm
the straight and narrow path.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
DON'T FORGET

A large 2-oz package Red Cross Ball I3lue on,x
s cents The Russ Company. South Bend Ind
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
A Bitter End.

The tiger-skin rug-Wel1, hang it.
To think that after my noble career
I should be trampled upon by a hing
like this.-Jester.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-10-07
Suspicious.

Lawson-'What kind of coffee do
you drink, Brazilian OF Mocha?"
Dawson-sYou will have to ask the
importer. The grocer calls it Mocha"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-10

Chicago and win not ruthlessly
have them shot down by his Rough
Riders for their presumption, like
his brother ruler in st. Petersburg.
Possibly a limited constitutional
monarchy would be acceptable to
Russia just now il the Car were
to declare for one. If he waits
much longer nothing short. OF a
republic may satisfy his people.
The beef trust has advanced the
choicest cuts Of its dressed product
about s5 per cent, while the price
OF beef on the hooi has advanced
less than 5 per cent. Commission
er Garfield should dip IN bis
whitewash brush again.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-10

said party's application 10 become a
member win be voted on At said meet
ing.
+. ARucLE 7. No stock holder Of said
corporation shah be Individually liable
for the debts Of same except for the
balance, II any, that may remain due
for the stock subscribed BY him or her
and for any assessment against said
stock and no further.
ARTICLE s.. That the said East Lake
Fishing Club shall have lie domicle IN
the city Of Okolona, IN the County OF
Chickasaw and State Of Mississippi,
with the privilege of conducting Its hu-
siness Of encouraging outdoor sports
and recreation, etc. anywhere Il may
see at, and that this charter may con-
tinue for fifty years. and that during
that time Il may dispose Of and sell any
lands Il may have purchased and buy
others as It may see IT. but IN no in-
stance to more than Two Hundred
(200) acres at one time.
ARTICLE 8. That this charter Of in
corporation shall be In full force and
effect from and after approval Of same
by the Governor as contemplated By
chapter 25 Of the Annotated Code, 1892,
Of Mississippi, under provisions of which
chapter this corporation Is organized,
and all provisions Of such chapter, so
far as they may be applicable, shall be
a part Of this charter Of incorporation;
All Indebtedness due by or to the cor
poration, shall be so made that it shall
be PAYABLE in any kind Of legal tender
money of the United States.
King Alfonso is said 20 want Ia
we'd a rich American heIress. he
may have a sneaking idea Of thus
recOuping spain's recent wal
losses.
Richard Harding Davis says the
United States p%OstOfice is the
worst p%OstOfice department in any
civilized country. Dickie mus
have lost some copy in the
mails.
Apostle DOwie has bought ID.
600, 900 acres OF land in Mexico
and will move Zion to the land o
the MOntezumas. Now 1.-THE NOR
mons can only be induced to 90 t.
Mexico.
Nevertheless, Vice Presiden
Fairbanks has no reason to env!
the newspaperiety Of a life insur
ance vice president, however mucl
be may envy the latter's salar.
and power.
Togo is believed to be on tn
defensive, which, under the cir
cumstances is the part Of prudence
Wait till ROiestvensky gets littl
further north and We shall Sc
what we shall see.
Mrs. Ogden Goelet has had mad
at an enormous expense an ed
/, ton de luxe Of the manuscript
Hyperion" The edition is lin
tied to, one copy and that copy wi
be placed in her library.
President Roosevelt viii allO'
; |; the striking teamsters to preseI
/ a petition to him while he is
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-10
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The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1905-05-25

The Richest Man in the world
The richest man in the world
capnot have his kidneys replaced
noFN i've without them, so it is i'm
portAnt not to neglect these or
gans. AZ Foley's Kidney Cure is
taken at the first sign of danger
the SYMPTOMS will disappear and
your health will be restored. as it
strengthens and builds up these
organs as nothing else will. Os-
car Bowman, Lebanon. XIV.
writes: Il have used Foley's Kid
ney Cure and take great pleasure
III stating it cured me permanent
ly OF kidney disease, which GER
tainly would have cost me nv
life" For sale by S. Z. Rich
ardson, Mathews. and Miller G.
Rifle, Woods X Roads. va.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1905-05-25
TEMPERATURE.

The above table gives the tenn
perature for the week ending
May %, 1905.
This station is in latitude 81
"a North and longitude 70" 20
West of Greenwich.
L. FOSTER,
Observer.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1905-05-25
LANE-DIGGS CAMP pro-
CEEDlNGS.

The Lane Digs Camp in re-
SPONGE to a call of the Com
mandant assembled at Mathews
c. H. May 20, 1905.
Those present were: Albert
Williams. Commondent, Thos. b.
lane S'H'eeon, Hugh w. Hud-
gins Treas. Vim. H. Gayle, w.
A. Brooks, Il. b. F. Nudgins and
Laban Hud ms.