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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
We Paid 100000

For the American rights to LiquOzone
and the rights in other countries have
sold for prOportionate sums. We men
ton this fact to indicate the value of
LiquozOne-the value to you Men have
never before paid such price for any
discovery used in the cure of sickness.
We need not tell you that we proved
LiquozOne well before buying it. For
years it was tested through physicians
and hospitals. in this country and 9TH
ers- 1t was employed in every stage
of every germ disease: in all the most
difficult cases Obtainable. With thou
sands of sick ones, considered incuTa-
bile. we proved that it did what medi-
cine could not do Then, and then only,
did we pay the price.
Since then we have spent nearly
-. 900 600 to make LiquozOne known.
We have bought the first bottle and
given it free to every sick one We
learned Of These people told others.
and the others told others. The result
is that LiquozOne is now more widely
employed than any medicine ever was.
And no one can doubt that it is doing
more for sick humanity than all the
drugs in use combined.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

When we purchased The rights t.
Liquozone. the great problem was how
to let the sick know its power. For
years we had watched il cure diseases
which medicine could not cure. We
had proved that. in germ troubles. its
results We're almost meVitab bile. We
were using il daily i'm our own homes,
as a preventive of sickness, and We
know that every home should have It.
In every neighbOrhood. all over Amer
lea, there was sickness which nothing
but LiqUOZOne could cure. There was
everywhere suffering which LiquozOne
alone could stop. And thousands were
dying whom Liquozone could save.
What was the right way-the best way
to quickly let those sick ones know
it?
We decided to buy the first bottle aud
give it free to every sick one we learned
of. And we published this offer in $500
pa perS. The result is that millions
know LicuozOne almost as well as we
do And half the people you meet,
wherever you are, know someone whom
LiquOzone has cured.
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all being exceedingly anxious to square
themselves with our beloved parsOn
and to do the right thing 10 make up
for the rough holgsc he has had;
And furthermore. To keep up the Uu-
tainted and SpOtieSS reputation of
IIiowa, Gilbert County. Colorado, as a
peaceful, quiet and laWabiding com
mUuity. do each hereby donate and
give twenty head of four-year steers
toward a church fund, sixty in all
that ought to be worth from $500 to
$1,000 in the Denver yards, depending
upon the market and the Beef Trust;
And furthermore, in lieu Of steers
Paddy MalOuey donates FIVE acres of
ground. the same being any block in
NIalOney's subadditiOn TO Kiowa. that
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

pleasant. The FISH. 1t appears. Is Of
species commonly eaten in the mlkadO $
kingdom without being cooked owing
to its paIatabIe taste in its raw state.
THE japanese are wonderful cooks.
IT is too bad we cannot take lessons
fr-m them in the preparation of food
so that it viii tickle the palate.
The Japanese have one other dish
Of a peculiar nature. II is a sort of a
consOmme- 1t is an absolutely clear
soup which appears to be merely water,
but one taste convinces a person it has
been skillfully made Of some kind of
meat
Next to Japan. China offers the
greatest array of marvellous dishes.
Eggs forty and fifty years old. which
have been buried for those periods i'm
a clay, are held TO be the greatest deli
Cacies in the empire The longer the
egg is inferred the finer il is supposed
to be. The Chinese egg that is sent to
the table is almost black and its flavor
reminds one of an over-ripe egg that
has been hard boiled and then served
Il have eaten many disa greeable
things in China-uerely for the expert
ence, of course. Among these We're
sea slugs. d sort of oyster. and fat
tened puppy. The most diSagTeeable,
however. was a bit of cold pigs liver
wrapped around a pTune- There was
no escape for me from eating tins,
though ] tired 10 dNOld IL MY nelSn-
Dor at the table picked up the liver
and the prune with his chop sticks
and held them before my lips + could
do nothing but open my mouth and al
low the combination to he Inserted,
because il is considered "A signal honor
i'm the celestial kingdom to have -
fellow guest offer you dainty moTSel
in the aforesaid manner
The fattened puppy tasted some
thing like a baked sucking pig The
puppy is fed on rice and milk for scN-
eraI months before Il * killed to ne
eaten. and the flesh is tender and quite
Dalatable-
In AfriCa-the TransVaat-I have
lived on trek cattle, hedgehOgs and
other things 7 have no reason To
complain Of these, however, for 1 was
hungry at the time. and although they
tasted peculiar 1 ate them with a rel
iSh-
Il have often eaten fried serpent IN
Africa. This did not appeal to mo.
however It tasted something like an
eel of an inferior oily sort
-Roumania is the only country where
have tried bear The meat of the ami
NAL from which 7 had a steak was
much like the strinCy flesh of an OK
of questionable age I believe the best
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
Not Medicine.

LiquOZOne is not made, like medicine.
by compromising acids and drugs. nor
is there any alcohol in IL. Its virtues
are derived solely from gas. made in
large part from the best oxygen produ-
GERS. The process Of making takes Il
days. and requires immense apparatus
At the end of two weeks. we get one
cubic inch of Liduozone for each 1850
cubic inches of gas used. The attain
ment of this product has. for more
than twenty years, been the constant
subject of scientific and chemical re-
search
The main result is to get into "A liquid
and thus into the blood, a powerful
yet harmless germicide. And the prod
uct is 50 helpfuI-so good for you un
der any condition-that even a well
person feels an instant benefit
This is 4 product which, in the past
two years, has sprung into worldwide
use IN the treatment or germ disease;
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
ChaUncey Thomas.

may dwell in happiness and the new
house that will De built for her and
him by the time the last quarter of
the honeymoon wanes.
And be 1t further resolved that we
hang him If he don't.
This is our verdict. VIII you all
chip in and make it the biggest
religious jackpot hiowa ever saw
yelled Paddy
Kiowa capped. Bob Steele led the
cheering. Crash crash came two vol
leys of revolver shots timed by
Steele-S Winchester. The minister was
hustled to the table. Seated or "A chair
on the table, which in turn rested on
the shoulders of the jury, the parSOn.
his headache now forgotten. headed
a procession through the main street
of Kiowa- Men, women and children
all were marching Before the swayinS
column strutted Spud Tommy with
his drum. The Widow Dawson was
waltzing. In the rear came a bunch Of
Cowmen, their bronchos prancinS,
pitching. rearing, kicking and biting
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
Setting Himself Straight.
CAIarch Lippincott's)

George Washington Thomas an able
bodied negro Of Sleepy Hollow, ap-
peared before Magistrate NussbauW
charged with stealing chickens The
negro was accompanied by his lawyer
Colonel Simmons, a rising young white
attorney. The Old judge sauutered into
the dinEy court room where he had
Tcigued for more than twenty years
and after calling for order he looked
around on THE little company there as
Scmbled. Seeing George Washington
Thomas he pointed TO him and said
BE YOU the defendant IN this case
Quick as a fash George was on his
feet. and, not understanding legal
terms. he exclaimed politely:
No. sab no, SsLh, / amt dc Tenant.
dar's de 'fcnant Ovah dar-' And say
ing which, he pointed to his lawyer
There was a general laugh about the
room. in which the queer old judge
Joined heartily The darky felt abashed-
He was visibly embarrassed. ard.
thinking To correct the mistake. If mis-
take IL were. ne said again, pointing a {
his lawyer Vas. sab: he's de fen
ant" and, pointing to himself. he said
Us de sentmdn what stole de chick
ems
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our beloved parsOn may choose for
church and pastorate purposes;
And furthermore, the citizens OF
kiOWd are heTebT pledged to give our
beloved parsou a salary of at least
$500 per year besides at least four do
nation parties each year slippers
barred:
And furt hermore. said Wilson. Jones.
Mitchell and Maloney hereby hand and
give back the $26940 money taken as
a joke and say that our beloved parsOu
take this money and with it hit the
trail i'm the high places for the states.
faster than he did even on Wilson's
roam. marry that girl and bring her
out here to the glorious west and TO
the equally glorious Kiowa that she
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

IN the excitement Six-ShOOters were
cracking like cannon crackers.
kiowa was singing
God moves in 4 mysterious way
His wonders 10 perform.
He plants His footsteps in the sea,
And rides upon the storm.
In the very lead, a long gun i'm
either hand, doing a Bowery cakewalk
backward in time 10 the swinging
music. J. Chamberlain MOOnSOn led
the shooting and the song
In front of the White Dog once more
the wild music died away. A hush
settled upon the crowd speech
Speech. Parson, speech" yelled Bob
Steele. Crash, went another volley-
The minister arose. his face like Twins
marble Kiowa stood silent and hat
less. As the rising. of the white re-
volver smoke. 81 fioated up from the
mans soul the most intensely ferVent
words he ever uttered.
Let Us pray"
Copyright by s s Mcclure Coz
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
SOC Bottle Free.

If you need LiquoZone, and have new
or used 1t, please send us the coupon
below We VIII then send you an order
on a local druggist for fulI-SiZcd bot
tle-a SOC bOttIe-and viii pay the drug
Sist ourselves for it. This applies only
TO the first bottle. of cOurSe-tO those
who have never used If
The acceptance Of this offer places
you under no Obliga tons We simply
wish to convince you, TO let the prod
uct itself show you what it can do
Then you can judge by results as to
whether you wish to continue
This offer itself should convince YOU
that Liquozone does as we claim. We
would certainly not buy a bottle and
give it to you. f there was any doubt
of results You want these results: YOU
want to be well and to keep well. Then
be fair enough to yourself to accept
our offer today Let Us show you, at
our expense. what this wonderful prod
uct means to you
Liquozone costs soc and 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
term Diseases.

These are the known germ diseases:
all due to germs or to the pOisons which
germs create. These are the diseases
to which medicine does not apply. for
drugs cannot kill inside germs.
All that medicine can do for these
troubles is to act as tonic, aiding
Nature to overcome the germs. But
those results are indirect and uncertain
depending on the patients condition.
A cure is always doubtful when drugs
are used, and some of these disea ses
medicine never cures.
LiquOzOne alone can destroy the cause
of these troubles 1t goes wherever the
blood goes. so that no germ can escape
it. The results are almost inevitable
Diseases which have resisted medicine
for years yield at once to LiquOZOne-
''Incurabie" diseases are cured by it,
In any stage of any disease in this list
the results are so certain that we will
gladly send to any patient who asks
hLs,T Int TOO
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

which inhabitS Cashmere and which
feeds mostly on wild fruit.
Turkish restaurants We're more &C
ceptabIe than 4 person would be led
to believe. 7 never ate in private
Turkish family, but while in that COUn-
try learned the ways of the people. one
Of their most noted dishes Is joint
of lamb boiled To ShTedS and the small
pieces eaten with the fingers.
''HOpse flesh 1 have eaten in South
Africa. to return to that country again
IT was at I.adySmith this was served.
because. there was nothing else The
flesh of the horse is unsatisfactory, as
it, is sweet and tough. our men at
I4adySmith became tired of it,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

it would.
The jury emerged from the back
room of the White Dog. They carried
a table and placed it on the sidewalk
Paddy Maiouey, in his white apron,
his bald head shining like a billiard
I.alI mounted it. The verdict was in
his hand. Paddy impTesSively raised
his hand for silence. No one spoke nor
moved except SpUd Tommy. This
youth was loudly expOunding his
opinion in favor of rushing Bob Steele
and hanging the prisoner, when some
one hit him a crushing blow in the
back with the shOtted end of qUirt.
He subsidized between syllables. Then
Paddy read the verdict. Between the
lines showed the fine hand of j.
Chamberlain MoonsOn. A dear little
bIue-eyed woman keeps the paper as
her dearest treasure. This is the way
il reads.
Whereas, The Revereut John Ash
ton-Kent Is accused of stealing 1868 40,
the same being all Kiowa's available
church money, getting drunk, steal
ing chickens and roam horse; and,
Whereas, Andrew Jackson Wilson,
Solomon Jones and Ulysas S. Mitchell,
in properly celebrating the saving of
the city of Kiowa from dire poIitical
disaster in pettiCoats did by means of
physical force forceabIy and wrong
fully and sorely against his viii pour
a pint Of whisky down the throat of
the said Reverent John AshtOn-Kent;
and,
Whereas. In confusion of mind the
said Rev. Kent IS unable TO remember
this occurrence which came on sud
denly and without warning from be-
hind: and,
Whereas. The said Wilson, Jones
and Mitchell. did secretly take and
conceal the S269-40 church money as a
joke; and,
Whereas, It was a poor joke; and.
Whereas. The Reverent John Ash
ton Kent is good ana esteemed Citi-
zen and representative of the Lord
among us and was entirely and totally
innocent of all wrOugdOing or inten-
ton to do the same; and,
Whereas. Said Andrew Jackson Will
son, Solomon Jones and UIysas s
Mitchell were drunk at the time and
are now DESTROYS Of squaring things
with our beloved parsOn; and,
Whereas. There is no church nor
place for a preacher TO live. exist.
have his being, three square meals d
day. bed, wife, COW and especially
chickens, etc; and,
Whereas, Our beloved parson has a
good and pretty girl waiting for him
in Bean Town on the Charles: and,
Whereas, It is not good for man.
especially preachers, to live alone.
Wherefore, sand Andrew Jackson
Wilson. Solomon Jones. UIysas s.
Mitchell and Paddy Malouey. the lat
ter being in on the deal all the time,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
A REMARKABLE EATER
EngIishman Has the Greatest Record of Any
Man Alive.

of the worlds most remarkable diner
Colonel Davis talks as an expert now
on the subject of gastronOmy. If there
is any peculiar delicacy under the sun
he hasn't tasted he doesn't know about
1t. The colonel says his most remark
able meal was eaten in Japan, the land
Of flowers and the home of fish eaters.
IT was a fish that played the most con-
spicuOus part in this strange meal.
1t was in Toxic. I believe" said Col
Onel Davis 4 was dining with a Jap
aneSe family, and almost the first dish
brought on was queer covered affair.
The servant removed the cover. and. 10
and behold, a live fish wriggled and
Mapped inside. The fish was brought
i'm in this condition to prove it was
alive.
1t was then killed before my eyes
and Waa expected to eat part of it the
way If as-unCooked. I did so, too.
il was f peculiar taste. but not IN
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
Kills Inside Germs.

The greatest value of Liquozone lies in
the fact that IT kills germs in the body
without killing the tissues, too. And no
man knows another way to do It. Any
drug that kills germs is u poison. and it
cannot be taken internally. For that
reason. medicine is almost helpless in
amy germ disease
LiquOZOne is a germicide so certain
that we publish on every bottle an Of
fer Of $1,000 for a disease germ that il
cannot kill. Yet il is not only harmless
but Of wonderful benefit-better than
anything else in the world for you. No
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
Chicago Tribuue.)

Chicago Tribune-)
Colonel Newman Davis of London
has the most marvellous gastronomic
record of any man in the world.
Colonel Davis has eaten in every land
under the sun. There is not a country
in the world he has not visited. From
the wilds of India to the exclusive
cafes in London, from hospitable Japan
10 the battle-ground of the TransvaaL
he has paid particular attention to the
culinary ability of each country.
His record extends from a 800 per
plate dinner in London to a 10-cent
quick lunch in the United States. He
has devoured quadrupeds from a horse
down to fat puppy; practically all the
fowl of the air and the fish of the sea
have been on his bill of fare at one time
or another. He has even eaten that
hated living thing which is Classed un-
der neither Of these heads-the snake
And none has arisen to dispute his title
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

by il.
The reason is that germs are vege-
tables; and LiqUozOue-like an excess
of oHygen-is deadly to vegetaI matter.
To the human body LiquOZOne is ex-
hilaratiug. VitaliZinC. puTifyinE-the
most needful, the most helpful thing
possible. But to germs it is certain de-
structiOn; and these facts are true of
nothing else in existence
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
Ono lest enough.

cleveland Plain DesIeU.n
IT borrowed five of YOU the other day,
WfusIow- Here IL is
What, The same five
Yes You SEQ. I only --Sked sou for ~
i'm order to test your friendship. And
now let me have twenty for = day or two.
VIII YOU
Not today. That first test is al care
TO risk"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

It is now used by the sick of nine ma
ions; by physicians and hospitals ev-
rywhere. 1t IS daily used in millions
/ homes in America.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

All diseases that begin with fev@r-an
infiammation-au Catarrh-aH CONTAGIOUS
diseases-al the results Of impure or poi
sOned blood
In nervous debility LiQuOzOne acts as q
v1talizer. accomplishing what no drugs
can
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

ID MAN MITCH. Andy
Wilson, Sol Jones and the
Rev. John Ashton Kent
were drunk. About all
&iOwa was, too. but that
is only an incident. The
dTunkest man I'm town
was the heretofore model
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
CUT OUT THIS COUPON

ANY physician or hospital not Vet using
duozone VIII he gladly supplied for a
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-05-24
CAPT. WEBS TRAINED SEALS -

TWO TRoJPES OF ACTING -
POLAR WONDERS
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-05-24
jackson

Mrs. Broderson is very sick and had
to call in the doctor.
Mr.. Phillip Signal was a visitor
amohg the jackson people the other
day.
Nr. and Mrs. e. J. Gum went to
Odebolt last Friday night to a banquet
given by the Eastern Star.
The Simon Boys held a dance in
their new store last Wednesday. A
good turn out and fine time.
This week will about finish the corn
planting in this township. the farmers
feel relieved in having few fine days.
We have had some heavy rains this
week and great deal of corn was
washed out and will have to be planted
over.
Mrs. King, one of the first settlers in
Jackson township died Sunday the 14th
day of May. The remains were taken
o Clinton for burial.
The Weed Telephone Co. held a
meeting at the school house in district
No. 2 and made arrangements to put up
their line next Monday.
Mr.. Kelly made trip to West-side
one day last week. His horse was
taken sick on the road SO Mr. Kelly did
not get home for few days.
The Nye Schneider Co. have bought
the property and stock, of the Green
Bay Lumber Co. at Herring and will
do business at the old stand.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-05-24
Good rich

Mrs. E r. Smell is on the sick list.
David Whey was Denison visitor
OF Friday.
L. T. Morris transacted business in
Denison Monday,
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Schmidt drove
TO Denison Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs Marquardt drove to
benson Saturday
Miss Sadie Newton visited her friend
Yrs. Arthur Whey Thursday
Abbie Whey visited few days the
past week with her uncle Albert.
Rev. Stone has been listing his peg
pie IN Goodrich township the pas
week.
Wednesday evening Mr.. and Mrs
Strong gave q party for the young PEG
pie All report splendid time.
Mrs. Louie Schmidt's sist er, who hai
been visiting here. took her departure
Monday for her home in Charter Oak
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Whey enter
aimed the young people at their home
Thursday evening. They spent the
evening in games. music. etc, and {
lovely supper was served. All wen
home happy.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-05-24
wv est Side.

Miss Edith Bennett is in Clinton
visiting Miss Blanche Grote.
Mr.. Geo Richardson of Denison wa;
a West Side visitor last Friday.
MIR. Penthouse of Naming came te
West Side in his automobile Saturday
Julius Peters. brother of Mrs John
Suhr, spent last Sunday at the latter's
nome.
We are sorry to hear that Mrs.
Buock has been on the sick list the
last two weeks.
Miss Daisy Mcconnell rho has been
telephone girl here tine past month,
gave up here place and returned to her
home in Boone Saturday
Rev. Woodward of Ida Grove an
expressing elder filled the pulpit last
Sunday morning and evening. Rev.
Todd was absent and held services
elsewhere.
Invitations are out for the annual
banquet given by the students and a..
umnl of the West Side High School
TO take place at the Masonic hall. Fri
day evening May 1otn.
A new NJ. D has come to our town
with intentions Of hanging out his
SINGLE. Though we have made the most
assiduous inquiries we have been un-
able to learn his name or what place
he comes from.
S. C. Blackman recently returned
from Nebraska where he has been
loosing up location for his future
home. We hear that Mr.. Bl ckman
thinks favorably of the town OF Madi-
son where the suspicious out look for
the newspaper business may induce
him to settle.
A delightful little party took place
a. tn hon of DIR. and MR.. Patterson
last FIR day evening, amusements of ths
evening we're music and games, daint,
refreshments were served in the din
ing room which was tastefully decorat
ed with ribbons and cut flowers. 4
charm ng evening was the verdict O
all the guests
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