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The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08
IN CoLONEL'S TOWN
Thinqs Happen.

Things Happen.
From the home of thefamOus ''Keyh-
From the home of the famous ''Keyh-
down South. comes an enthusiastic let
ter about Postum:
81 was in very delicate health, suf-
ferlng from indigestion and a nervous
trouble so severe that l could hardly
sleep. The doctor ordered me to dis
continue the use of the old kind of
coffee, which was like poison to ME,
producing such extreme disturbance
that | could not control myself But
such was my love for it that | could
not get my own consent to give It up
for some time, and continued TO suffer,
till my father one day brought home a
package of Postum Food Coffee
81 had the new food drink carefully
prepared according to directions, and
gave it a fair trial. 1t proved to have
a rich flavor and made healthy,
wholesome and delightful drink. To
my taste the addition OF cream great
ly improves it.
"My health began to improve as
soon as the drug effect of the old cor-
fee was removed and the Postum COT
fee had time to make its influence felt.
My nervous troubles were speedily re-
lieved and the sleep which the old cof-
fee drove from my pillow always came
to soothe and strengthen me after |
had drunk PoStum-in a very short
time / began to sleep better than
haH hnfnFn | n
Postum Coffee for several years aud
like it better and find it more benefi-
clal than when | first began. 1t is an
unspeakable joy to be relieved of the
old distress and sickness" Name
given by Postum Company, Battle
Creek, Mich.
There's reason.
Read the little book. THE Road to
Wellville," In each pkg.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08
MOON FIXES CRAB PRICES.
Connection Between Its Phases and
the Crustaceans.

connection BStWSCu us THdSGS atlU
the Crustaceans.
"The prices of soft-shell crabs are
governed by the phases of the moon,"
said Hiram Beecher Of Annapolis
"The sloughing season Of the crab
is after the dark of the moon, increas-
ing as the moon nears its full-operat-
ed upon by the unvarying law of sup
ply and demand, as the supply be-
comes more abundant at the moons
full, prices after drop to 10 or Is cents
dozen, while at other seasons the
fancy prices of from 60 to so cents are
received. 1t is only at the season of
shedding it's old for new garment
that the crab grows and develops from
the small crab at the opening of the
season to the 'channeled at it's close.
A grassy shore or fiat is the favorite
resort for the sloughers, for there, to
a great extent, they are out of the way
of their inveterate enemies. cells.
Milwaukee Free Press.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08

Fixing the Blame.

"By the way" said the talkative
barber to the baId-headed man in the
chair. "did you ever try my hair tom
ic?"
mo" answered the victim, chat
wasn't what caused my hair to fall
out. I'm a married man. "-Chicago
Daily News.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08
The only high
grade Baking
Powder old
at q moderate
price. Com
plies with the
pure food laws
Of all states.

Trust Baking Powders
sell for 45 or so cents per
pound and may be iden-
titled by this exOrbitant
price. They are a menace
to public health, as food
prepared from them con-
tains large quantities OF
Rochelle salts, a danger
Gus cathartic drug.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08
Experts.

She-Some people can make them
selves fearfully disagreeable if they
try, can't them?
He-Yes; and some can do better
than that they don't even have to
try Detroit Free Press.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08

above all, woman who has hao
more experience in treating female ills
than any living person.
Over one hundred thousand cases III
female diseases come before Mrs. Pink
ham every year, some personally,
others by mail, and this has been GO
ing on for twenty years, day after day.
Surely women are wise in seeking
advice from woman of such expert
ence, especially when it is absolutely
free.
Mrs. Pinkham never violates the con-
idence of women, and every testimo-
NAL letter published is done SO with
the written consent or request of the
writer, in order that other sick women
may be benefited as they have been.
Mrs. Fred Seydel, of Alp North saith
Street, West Philadelphia, Pa, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
cover year ago l wrote you letter asking
advice, as | had female ills and could not
carry child to maturity. | received your
kind letter of instructions and followed your
advice. / am not only well woman in con-
sequence, but have beautiful baby girl.
wish every suffering woman in the land would
write you for advice, as you have done so
much for me-"
just as surely as mrs. Seyoel was
cured, will Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound cure every
woman suffering from any form OF
female ills. 4
No other medicine in all the world
has such record of cures of female
troubles as has Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. Therefore no
prudent woman will accept any substi-
tute which druggist may offer.
If you are sick. write Mrs. Pinkham,
Lynn, Mass, for special advice. 1t Ia
free and always helpful.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08
On the Farm.

New Arrival-What a gentle, peace
full creature that COW is! Just look
into her eyes!
Old GUEST did that when l first
arrived. But I discovered that in or
der to get a correct line on cows
character you mustn't judge her by
her eyes; you must judge her by her
hind legs.-Detroit Free Press.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08
In His Fathers Place.

Benham-I believe our boy is going
to be the fool of the family.
Mrs. Benham-It's quite probable;
it's very likely that he will outlive
you.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-08
IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
Women Obtain Mrs. Pinkham's
Advice and Help.
She Has Guided Thousands to Health
How Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound Cured Mrs. Fred Seydel.

It is a greas
satisfaction for q
woman to feel that
she can write to
another telling her
the most private
and confidential
details about her
illness, and know
that her letter will
be seen by a wo-
man only, a wo-
man full of sym
pathy for her
sick sisters, and
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
OIL for Country Roads.

William Rockcfcncr. who owns a.
half dozen large automobiles and touyf
Ing cars. Is showing great interest In
tho Improvement OF the highways In
the towns along the Hudson. His lat.
est proposition TO the local authoritios
Ia to sprinkle the Albany post road
and other thorouRhfarcs near his
home Mt Tar-ytown with crude oil.
MIR. Rockefeller believes the oil will
lay the dust curing the summer and
harden the roads until they will re-
Ecmbic macadam. Il the highway au
thoritIcs adopt the suggestion. Mr..
Rockefeller vii! supply oil free OF
charge TO the towns. from the cars Of
the Standard oil Company. Tho au.
thoritics will take up the proposition
and probably give 1t trial this
spring.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
Trade In Arizona Cactus.

a large business has been worked
up by ArIzonans In the gathering and
sale OF cactus and desert plants. for
which there seems to be an cyer'in.
crcasing demand in the Eastern states
and In Europe. Near Phoenix Is
large nursery devoted solely TO tho
care and sale OF prickiy plants. Two
German horticultural gardens havo
expeditions In the field In Arizona.
gathering and shipping rare speci-
mems. without reference to size. Some
immense saguras. wcighin. tons. have
been created and shipped to Dussel-
dorff. Fairmount park Philadelphia.
Ii to have an Arizona garden. .oT
which Gardener Smith OF the ArizoNsa
capitol grounds Is engaged in gather
Ing choice specimens OF desert fora
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT AT DENVER

open to all who chose to travel upon
them.
within the last two generations
we have seen system grow up under
which the old methods were com
pletely revolutionized. and now the
typical highway OF commerce is, OF
course. the railroad. Compared to the
railroad the ordinary road for wheeled
vehicles and the waterway. whether
natural or artificial. have lost all their
Importance. Here In Colorado. for in,
stance. II is the railroads which. OF
course. are the only highways that
you need take into account in dealing
with tho question OF commerce in the
state or outside OF the state. There
fore. under this changed system We see
highways OF commerce grow up each
OF which is controlled by n single cor
poration or individual; sometimes sew
eral OF them being controlled In com
bination by corporations or by a few
individuals. when such is the case In
my judgment II Is absolutely necessary
that the nation, for the state cannot
possibly do It. should assume super
visory and regulatory function over
the great corporations which pTac'
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
COFFEE HEART
vey Plain In Some People.

A great many people 70 on suffer
Ing from annoying ailments for long
ume before they can get their own
consent to give up tho indulgence
from which their trouble nriseo.
i gentleman in Brookly7 describes
his experience as follows:
Il became satisfied some monthS>
ago that | owed the palpitation of the
heart, from which suffered almost
daily. to The Use OF coffee Il had been
coffee drinker for 80 years.. but
found 1t very hard TO give up the bey,
erage.
Il realized that / must give up the
harmful indulgence in coffee but |
felt tie necessity for n hot table
drink, and as tea is not to my liking.
was at loss for awhile what TO do
"One day | ran across n very SEN
sible and straightforward presonta'
ton of the claims OF Postum Food
Coffee. and was so impressed thereby
that | concluded TO give it n trial. My
experience with 1t was unsatisfactory
till l learned how 1t ought to be pre-
pared-by thorough boiling for not
less than Is or 20 minutes. After
learned that lesson there was no
trouble. Postum Food Coffee proved
to be most palatable and satistac'
tory hot beverage, and have used 1t
ever since.
THE effect on my health has been
most salutary. It has completely
cured the heart palpitation from which
l usci to suffer so muck. particularly
after breakfast, and never have re-
turn of It except when dine or lunch
away from home and am compelle9.
TO drink the old kind of coffee because
Postum is not served. find that Pos
tum Food Coffee cheers and inviEor-
ates while 1t produces no harmful
stimulation" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
There's n reason.
Ten days trial proves an eye open
er to many.
Read the little book, 1.-THE Road 10
Wellville" in every pkg.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
NO MORE HEADACHE.
GENERAL WEAKNESS AND FEVER
DISAPPEAR TOO.
How Woman Was Freed from Trou' q
That Had Made Life wretehed E<r
Many Years,

The immediate causes of headaches
vary, but most of them como from pooy
or poisoned blood. In anirniia tho blood
is scanty or thin the nerves nre imper-
fectly nourished and pain is tho way in
which they express their weakness. In
colds the blood absorbs poison from tho
mucous surfaces, and the poison irri,ates
tho nerves and produces pain. In rheu-
matism. malaria and the grip. the poison
in the blood produces like discomfort. In
indigestion the gases from the impure
matter kept in tho system affect tho
blood in the same way.
Tho ordinary headache-cures nt best
give only temporary relief. They deaden
tho pain but do not drive the poison out
of tho blood. DIR. Williams Pink Pills
on tho contrary thoroughly renew tho
blood and the pain disappears perma-
nently. Women in particular have found
these pills nn unfailing relief in head
ache caused by annmia.
Miss Stella Blocker recently said: "Dr.
Williams Pink Pills did me great deal
of good. ! had headache nearly all tho
time. After had taken three b1yes o.
these pills becam2 entirely well.
"How long had you suffered she>
was asked.
.For several years. can't tell tho
exact date when my illness began for it
came on by slow degrees. had been
going down hill for many years"
"Did you have any other nilmen,s?".
81 was very weak and sometimes AT
fever. Ny liver and kidneys We're af-
fected rs we'll rs my head"
.'How did you come to talio tho rem
edy that cured your"
~ saw in n southern newspaper n
statement of some person who was cured
of n like trouble by DIR. Williams Pink
Pills. Ny physician hadn't done me any
good. so bought box of these pills.
After had taken one box felt so much
better that kept OH until became en-
tircly we'll"
Miss Blocl;cr's home Is Mt Lenndcr.
Louisiana. Dr.williams' Pink Pills arc
sold by NIL druggists. Besides headache
they cure neuralgia. scinticn. nervous
prostrntioa. partial paralysis aud rheu.
xl0i.sin.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Mont Pcicc is in stat" Of eruption
again. but In the rush and excitement
of more important matters II Is no,
succeeding In attracting much aticn'
tIon.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

The grass Is growing green and
growing fast. but Il Is SiIll lons way
behind tho vcrdancy OF some Of tho
men who irvcst in gct.rich'quiek
schemca.-Fall River News.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

The Rhode Island legislature has
authorized n general railroad eonsoli.
dation within the state. probably on
the theory that there isn't room for
more than one In Rhode Island.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

When VIC learn that It was an c'e-
rhantIasis cuicx fat!ganS tina; settled
Gown on our bald spot, VIC fcoi ;o:.
turing doubt as to whether science
and religion mix.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

II has been discovered that Boston
is not getting pure beans. This will
have tendency to convince the peo.
bIe of Boston that certain persons
would be mean enough to try to in.
troduce adulterations in Paradise II
they could get there.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

II tho birds Eupcrscdc tho human
race. rs n Chicago professor predicts.
the lady bird will not be harpy. prob
ably. unless Aho can pin 4 HsilllHcr on
her hat.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

The solous have a new plan for fight.
ing tho moh pests. and II only costs
$500. 700. It would be even cheaper to
write n letter TO tho moths asking
them TO go away. as some people do to
raia-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

II Prof. osler really thinks n man is
no good after he is sixty. he might try
10 beat Uncle Russell Sage on stock
deal,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Doubtless the Wild man of Barnco
looked out over the waters at tho
passing fleets and thanked his wood.
Gu gods that he was not civilized.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

The complete set of first editions of
the waverley novels sold in New York
recently for >i.77G. consists Of "A vol.
umes in the original boards. all un'
cut. as first issued. Perhaps the pre-
yious owner had little 81 edition
that he read.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Swell dinners as advertisements are
not likely TO be popular hereafter with
life insurance directors. PrlGtcr'S Ink
Is cheaper and smells better.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Yes. golf will put you right. But II
for any rcason-thcre Is always the
woodpIle. Make Il our woodpIle and
well lend you an AK.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Tho Philadelphia Inquirer speaks
seriously OF the duties OF planting
trees" The editor must have taken
his fiannels OF too soon.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Now York automobile knocks n boy
fifteen feet, runs over him. turns
around. comes back and runs over
him again. So II Is said. Yet some
foolish people think the automobile is
merely machine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

A French sayant thinks the man OF
the future will be IcsicSs. The woman
OF the future will look down upon such
u creature with deserved contempt
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Il appears that DR.. Osler was mar.
ried after he was 10 years Of age. He
IS the gentleman who insists that the
mental decline is very rapid when n
man has passed the fortie,h milestone.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Three New Hampshire savings
banks have been wou-d mp. the final
accounting having been flied by tho
assiEnees. Unlike clock. when a
savings bank is wound up. 1t doesn't
go any more.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
Senator Pat,crson's Address.

The Introduction OF Senator Pattcr.
son by ToastmaStcr GabbcTt was some
what longer than that OF tho others.
He spoke in n playful manner of some
OF the senator's hobbies. particularly
regarding the manner in which his
newspapers are TO be considered. Ho
introduced the speaker with the re.
mark that nobody could more grace
fully or eloquently speak to the toast,
THE President" than the Junior sena.
tor. Senator Patterson said:
MIR. Toastmaster--The few of us
who voted for another candidate at the
last election. II not ready to take on
sackcloth and ashes. are Mt least will.
ing to admit that probably. the great
majority were wiser than the small mi.
uority in selecting the man they did
for President.
THE spirit that moved the people to
seat our honorcd guest in the White
House was not inaptly illustrated by
the campaign button adopted by the
stockmen and cowboys. II bore the
likeness of the President and beneath II
the legend: Don't be Maverick The
men who wore those buttons were
strcnuously in favor of tho erstwhilo
rider of the plains and believed It to
be very bad Amcricanism not to bear
the Roosevelt brand"
Throughout the cenator's speech was
highly oulpgistic OF The President
Theodore Rooscl cit. lie concluded:
My friends. have responded to
the simple toast OF The President Let
rs. before we separate. supplement It
with a sentiment made common prom.
erty by the gentle and princcly Joseph
jefferson. The President, May he live
long and prospect"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Opium Is declared to be cure for
consumption. The cure is worse than
the disease.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Miss Pastor has been introduced to
polite society and she never battcd
nm eye" Surely she Is OF the stun Of
which hcroincH are made.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

The critic who complains OF the poor
quality OF fiction published in this
country must have overlooked the Con.
fresslonal Record.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

That theory about the ingratltude OF
republics seems TO break down in the
case OF John Paul Jones.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Premier Balfour is reported to be
taking a cheerful view OF things In
England. The golf season is about to
open up.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

1t would be interesting now to hear
from Susan b. Anthony whether
man can dress on SG5 year.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

never rise level to the standard that
should be set here until we not only
understand but apply the doctrine that
would teach US that material prosper
ity is only the foundation, and that its
worth depends entirely upon the kind
of moral superstructure OF good citizen
ship that we build upon II. tApplauseD
DO not misunderstood me: do not
think fail to understand the vital i'm
portance OF our material well-being
congratulate Denver with all my
heart that IL is the center OF the sreaI
mining and live stock industries. II
is OF enormous consequence 10 all our
people that any section OF this coun'
try should do well. DO not forget that.
So far from its being hurt TO any one
section to see another section pros
per. we can on the contrary count II
as certain that II part OF this coun-
try prospers much the rest OF the
country will feel some good effects
from the result Of the prosperity. GAP
plause).
Reclamation Of Arid Lands.
"As Senator Patterson was just say
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Tho golf ball trust has advanced
prices. in spite Of tho fact that three
members OF tho United States Su'
pFcmc Court arc enthusiastic dcyo,ees
of tho sport.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
Mayor Speer's Speech.

Introducing Mayor Spccr. Toasimas.
ter Gabbcrt alluded to him MS the man
who does things" He said the mayor
is Interested in bcautify!nE the city
and that Denver has an abiding faith
in Mayor Spccr.
Mayor Speer spoke cloquently OF the
history. enterprise and manifest dcs.
tiny Of Denver. In closing. he said:
MIR. President. Denver is proud TO
entertain you and wants you TO rcmcm.
bcr that Mt all times you have her best
wishes. kind words. good thoughts .
tGrcat applausc)
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Tho monkey. Coco. who has been
dining out In New York. will read with
some appreciation tho Philippine re-
ports that Americans in the Islands
have found monkey meat dcl!cacy.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

Tho duke OF Manchester says he
means TO spend Il year or more In
learning the railway business. So
long?
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12

China and Great Britain have agreed
on the Thlbetan question. Whether
the Thlbetans agree doesn't matter.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1905-05-12
Tn. Governors Speech.

In Introducing Governor Mcdonald.
Chief Justice GRbbcrt made very fc-
iiriiouR speech. lie said tho governor
and Colonel Stapicton had been asked
to Join the President on hts bear hunt,
br; both had refused. the latter owing
To the fact that tho cowboys had issued
n uERHc against newspaper men. Gov.
crnor Mcdonald was introduced rs a
man who has grown up with the West.
cTn country and n man OF deserved
popularity.
Governor McDonali'E speech was dc.
voted principally TO n forciblc prcacn.
intion Of the climate. resources and
needs Of Colorado. At the same time
he paid n handsome tribute TO Prcsi.
dent Roosevelt.