The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-10-12
THTSTLES

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d. il fga'H. The glfl Jumped Al my pro.
ppsAl and upset ne beat.
~ should ihlEs .kinntr would b. on BIZ
gUoa hthsYtSuf occasionally. Hss eeflsit-
~ goi = haze rtppissigH 10 live Gown. fe',
bet se satF one 10 live down 10,
Aii0p-feme people carry a joke too
far. RAltuB~-fes Old Pgnionn cmiha
oBs u biz to twelve difvrpa, fewspspcrs
ssd coeiap't fell i tbsn
The Msit-Ffom yoar yhv point,
sappesf, mhUitgt ifs 'sliarc. TIE Bach.
eloi n g.. tnd ,ts woman 10 lhs case Is
The pteirfrta creditor.
E.iltf--Do fon mean TO tell me ths,
one II rrlgiaAl aith youf Jps,smlib
Ccrslfly. gdiiof-Eell, peihaps you are
600 yexrs cid, bat yoS dnHt lock g.
do ,ou believe that mac IL msde Of
dust nrs nAsherlyl asked the frivolous
hoAfdsr, No. All o. them, Mr.. slowPay.
replied the lsnulaoy, Dust settles prompt
~.
Marriage. remarked the old gentleman,
u great educslor. Yet, replied the young
wife, siEee nav mAuisge have taken two
degrees Lone ~ = cock aud the other ss
trslned uurfe.
what profession will your son follow
Haven't decided. II hs hair Ia especially
luxnriant, III sdvise him to be a musician !
II his beard Va particularly heavy. III tell
him to be physician.
All hsve IN the world ] owe to my
wife. murmured the millionaire, who was
sboat 20 fail, and I guess | better square
up with her right now. Ard he proceeded
to pat MI bis possessions 10 his wife's
name,
First American MlllIonare-WhAt In
the world are YOU going over to see all
the Engish cAthedras fort Second Amer
lean NilIionslre--im putting up an auto
mobile stable, and Inn looking for some
thing handsome In design.
Rambling Rswson--I was robbed last
night, and lost hity-three articles OF fur
niture. Everything | had 10 the world
Friend ~ Fifty-ihree articles Rambling
Rawson.-Sure! A deck Of cards and a
corkscrew.
Tho Inventor Of new feeding bottle
for Infants published the following direc'
lions for using when The baby Is done
drinking II must be unscrewed and LAID In .
cool place under the hydrant. II the baby
does not thrive on fresh milk II should b.
boiled"
"a Sullivan county farmer lost COW II
peculiar manner last week. The ANNA
In rummsgIpg through summer kitchen
found and devoured an old umbrella ant
several cakes OF yeast. The yeast, fer
monting In the poor beasts stomach, rails
cd the umbrella, and the COW died 10 grea
agony.
AT dinner party one evening coli
weather was the subject picked TO pieces
when a plump, Jolly looking lady made
remark about cold feet. "Surely," said Al
intimate friend, you're not troubled will
cold fee,f' 81 am said the plump one
but they are my husbands"
--On the eve Of battle Of the Boor wa
colonel, having heard OF the proves
Of the enemy, got what is termed "col
feet, 30, addressing his command, he said
"Boys, eight as you never fought before
bur II Il comes TO the worst run. As 10
me, be.ng q little lame, III start now"
Say, Haltop, what 10 the deuce wes 81
that excitement ny at your house today
Bread riot, old chsp. Bread riotS Yo,
must be jokinRf No. My wife gave
crowd of iramps some OF them loAves sh
baked for me, and they began TO pelt on
another with then, /, and six went to tn
hospital.
Little Edns was In her frat year q
school and. like all beginners, was very en-
thusisstic about her lessons. She wa
learning the phonetic sounds, and thes
abe took great delight 10 practicing a
home. When some one stepped on the cat
tall and the poor animal gave uttersnce Il
an agonised wall, followed by a prolonge,
hiss, Edna exclaimed eagerly: Oh. man
ma, did you hear Kitty give the b sound
Two Scotch fisherman, jamie and San
dy, belAtcd and befogged on very rougl
water. were 10 some trepidstion lest the,
should never act ashore again. A; las
jamie said Sandy, I'm steering, ard
think we'd better put up BIZ Of prayer
don't know how, said Sandy. II ye dor
III chuck ye overheard, laid jamie. san
dy eegsu. 20 Lcrd, never asked snythit
~ ye tor fifteen Year,, and II ven only Il
as safe back IN never trouble W sgai-
and whith,, ssndy said jamie. Tn
boats touched shore. Don't be holding {,
anybody.
--Thomsa stood bcsIde Miss Brown
showing her how bed draw COW. A. b
did 50 he glazed trum lime to time 1t or
grazing 10 = nearby yard. This Ia her nos
I've Just fIriFhed, be said. drawing curve,
line. AID bar body you Ius, make thi
way, he said after moments obsefyalio
and aided another curved lipe. Nov
here's her tail. Ard he placed thin
curved line 90 the paper. he looked =, ID