The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-05
With the Long Bo,D
Eye natures walks, shoot folly as II hiss.'
The Editor of the Gully Sunbeam Hands Out Hot One to
Constituency the Eve Of His Departure for Wider
Fields of Usefulness
Eye NATURES walks, sho'

THE editor Of the Gully Sunbeam wisely left town just
before the last issue Of that went to press and
quit The willy editor had said IN his farewell hat
the people expected the Sunbeam support the
that wasn't the mission of any respectable sunbeam TO
support lot Of dirty, lazy loafers.
All Gully breathed hard when this issue came to hand
and thanked heaven that they had never pald
anything on their subscriptions ~.
NAV always say exactly you think of editor
and sometimes But is very that editor
exactly what he thinks OF his constituency
Sunbeam editor seized this opportunity in mastery
manner but he will return to Gully The Sunbeam
should be secured at once by the Sunshine society
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gentleman at Rugby n d. is charged with embezzling
paper handling the story cautiously says:
"Mr. Black has been quite prominent parsonage IN
Rugby for time and surprise at his ar
rest, while others do not'
No libel therei Pc
professor who eevatng the thought Of the University
of California states his opinion that have souls
Perhaps In any event we know that they have horns
Mrs Gail a coored woman, who says that she predicted
the assassination Mckinley and the Baltimore
FIRE. she mentioned either event to asserts
that Chicago will shortly be shaken earthquake II
this happens the cellars likely to slump thru for the
crust between Chicago and the original chaos
to be thin.
When congressman tried to get Tom Reed to go
shooting expedition down the Potomac after curew he
said: .-s
IT shot but bird in my whole life. spent
whole day doing that. It little peep sandpiper
chased him for hours and down mill stream When at
last potted him and held him by of his little
legs never felt ashamed of myself in all my ife
hid him my tail pocket for fear somebody would
how big and small the victim, and will be
guilty again of the cowarice of such unequal batte'
This story told of Reed by the Hon. John Wise in the
Saturday Evening Post and does equal credit to the big
speakers and heart You murder the birds child but
if the bird murdered your child you would feel very much
hurt about it. ...- ~.
Rev. VIM A. Quayle, DID,, of Chicago was asked go up
to the little German college town of Albion, Mic and lecture
the dozed German poet Goethe The Germanicits who
secured Dr. Quayles services didn't what they
doing s'Iiar E'thef,' and "devl'' few Of the
choice epthets applied 'Gery'' by the Methodist divine
while the masterpiece Of the poet, Faus literally
torn to shreds.
'Goethe could depict devil because he himself
DEVIL cried the lecturer ..-..
each, Colt i'm himme, " muttered Professor Johannes
Zedler of the college: 49,. ~" ..>.
Goethe like the devil was an elegant gentleman very
attentive the ladies' self poised carried cane, had
moral code ashamed, and made business Of
vivisecting womans heart.''
'sDonner und bltzen' whispered Professor Frederick
Itz, who sat in the audience Of students who had been
taught that Goethe almost worthy of worship.
Goehe is the god of the cultured but he had heart
Goethe Jelly intellectual, without conscience
who never laughed who never smed-ony leered like
Mephsopheles the devil which this devils portrait.
Donnerwetter snorted Professor zeder reaching for
his hat and leaving the house.
The of Dr. Quayle stirred the college
almost frenzy and Of the boys mad enough
burn the Methodist church that night.'
$3.50 49,
And while speaking Of Methodist pastors, the
sRev w. j. Moore of Norman, Oklahoma, should be
gotten One night windstorm along, located
church edifce picked up and threw it down is the
tom Of wndsorms in Oklahoma. The insurance company
paid the full amount Of it's policy without question.
Moore took personal charge of the work Of repairing
rebuilding the church, and when the work finished
had nearly $500 left When he took this back to the
Of the insurance company and laid it carefully his desE
if that the proper and recognized procedure scE
cases. the hardened insurance promptly tainted few
such instances that and the church in Norman
likely to flourish exceedingly. ....'... A. J. r.