The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1905-11-22
Wednesday. November 22, 19o5.@ (
Mixed Pickles.

Mixed Pickles.
There is an epidemic Of colds IN TINS
county.
All married men are prolific inventors
-of excuses.
The uelier the man the prettier the
3 girl he marries.
Everything you eat will taste good
and do good If you take Rings Dyspep-
sia Tablets. Sold by the Kaufnlann
Drug co.
A matrimonial yoke can be built 1o1
I two at cost Of two dollars.
Every business house in Leesrile Will
be closed on Thanksgiving day.
The more explaining a man does the
less use the world mas for him.
A busy man has no time for those who
make specially of killing time.
It is a pleasure to take DR.. Dades
Little Liver Pills and enjoy their tonic on
effect upon the liver. Sold by Ihe
!: Kaufman Drug co.
.s A low corsage never seems to be I'M
modest to stout as to thin women.
The Dispatch enrolled a number OF
new subscribers this and last week.
"A great mind treats little Eninds as
such and is never beittled by them.
A stiff upper lip doesn't amount to
znnch If the lower jaw is too Timber.
The foundation of true happiness is
being satisfied with present possessions.
Pinesalve acts like a poultice. Best
thing in the world for bois. burns, 113
cracked hands, letter, etc. Sold by Inc
! Kaufman Drug co.
Society women acquire adipose tissue
while those not IN the swim simply get
Musie.nay aybe the food for love, but
marriage requires something more SUD-
stantial.
The governor who is governed by good
Impulses dosen't always make a good
& governor.
You can apply ManZan inside, right
where The pain is. It is put; mp in coli
8 laDslble tubes with nozzle attachment
for introducing it. Manzan stops pain
Instantly and cures all kinds OF bilnd,
bleeding, itching and protruding piles.
Sold by The Kaufman Drug co.
- girl has hard time to follow the
advice her mother never followed but
always gives her. ~. s.
When a woman acquires the reputa-
ton Of being an aristocratic gossip she
has reached the limit. So.
3.s' The fund for the relief Of Jewish
widows and orphan children in Russia
Is steadily growing. ALI money is turn
ed over to .Jacob-A. III. Schif, the treas
nrerof the committee having the relief
fund in charge. Up to November 10 a
total of s 1876, 900 had been received in
New York. -.
Women are hard toplease. One Will
Kick because. her hnsbandsis jealous OF
her, another. because he ism tss....,. ~
The man with the hoe, 2, hassshown@
his Independence and the bears of VAL !;
Street are beginning tarealizesIt s.
There are still a number OF those
$50,000 positions open Ito oed naen.
Why don't you accept one of shem 8?
81 One night is all the time necessary to
prove that Pineules IS the best remedy
IN the world,for backaches and all kidney
and bladder troubles. H you have
rheumatism or any other blood disease q
single dose will give relief. Sold by
The Kaufman Drug co.
Railroad employees at several points !
in the country have met and adopted
resolutions against any rate legislation
BY Congress.
s Somehow a woman showsa q lot ofccm-
fort In saying she can't buy a switch be-
cause shesis never able to match the
shade Of her hair. =,
Croupas quickly relieved, and whoop
ingcougMWM not ssrun its course It
you use the, original Bees Laxative
Honey andTar This Cough Syrup is
different from all others because it acts
!, on the bowels. You cannot cure Group
and whoopingcough until you rid the
system Of all congestion, by working off
the cold through a copious action Of the
5 bowels. Bees Laxative Honey and
Tar does this, and cures all coughs,
Group, whoopingcough, etc. No opiates.
Sold by The Kaufmann Drug co.
DE. Guiteras is of the opinion that the
present outbreak Of yellow fever in Ha-
.yana is not due to mosquitoes. Thus
another theory is exploded.
There should be such thing as pre-
gress evenin marrying. If aHwoman's
first husband was carpenter her second
should be a contractor at least.
Backache is never known to those
persons who take an occasional dose Of
Pineules: The value Of the resin OBJ
tanned from the pine tree has long been
recognized in the treatment Of diseases
( ofthes bladder and kidneys One dose
of Pineules will give relief, and one
: bottle Will cure. Sold by The Kauf-
mann Drug co.