Arizona republican., 1905-01-02

 know more than his son thinks he knows more than his father.-New York Press.
 If man can get into a bank after banking hours he considers himself prominent citizen.--Atchison Globe.
 FOR OVER sExTY YEARS Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for children teething. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie, and Is the best remedy for Diarrhoea- Twenty-Five cents a bottle Speaking of old time customs: There is that of getting the winding sheet and mourning ready before breath has left the body.-Atehison Globe. The gFocers say a certain Atchison man is stuck up" because he won't buy rabbits.-Atchison Globe.
 Out in this country, a man means his Sunday clothes when he speaks of his glad rags; but when he speaks of "two-time behavior" he means attend ance on an affair requiring a swallow tailed coat.-Atchison Globe.
 IMPERFECT DIGESTION
 
 quence less vitality. When the liver fails to secrete bile, the blood becomes loaded with bilious properties, the di- gestion becomes impaired and the bowels constipated. Heroine will rec tify this; it gives tone to the stomach, liver and kidneys. strengthens the ap- petite. clears and improves the com plexOn, infuses new life and vigor to the whole system. 50 cents a bottle. By making a bluff at being busy some men are able to dodge a lot Of wOrk.-Chicago News. It is possible to have such a good memory that ones conversation sounds like ancient history.-Atchison Globe.
 
 Somehow we feel in our bones that ia is going to be awful quiet after Christ mas.-Atchison Globe.
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 The oculist rejoices in the man who has an eye for business.-Philadelph Record.
 PLEASANT AND MOST EFFECTIVE T. J. Chambers, Ed. Vindicator, Lib erty, Texas. writes, Dec. 25, 1902: With pleasure and unsolicited by you, bear testimony to the curative power of Ballard's Horehound Syrup. I have used it in my family and can cheerfully affirm it is the most effec- tive and pleasantest remedy for coughs and colds I have ever used" 25c, 50c and $1.O0.
 Monographs, like some people, are shy of riginality.-Chicago News.
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 Farmers speak of the "off" and near" horse. Do you know which is which ?-Atchison Globe.
 Terrible plaques. those itching. pes tering diseases of the skin. Put an end to misery. Doans Ointment cures. At any drug store
 When a man steps on woman's dress and she does not resent it, it is a sign that she is "interested'' in him. Atchison Globe.
 Has lot of good points-a paper of pins.-Philadelphi Record.
 
 Always tidy-the -Philadel- phia Record.
 Cooks are the leading ladies in many domestic dramas.-Chicago News. ~ Two million Americans suffer the torturing bangs of dyspepsia. Nc need to. Burdock Blood Bitters cures At any drug store.
 Some young men are stage struck and some others aIe only soubrette struck.-Chicago News. l
 Little Colds" neglected-thousand of lives sacrificed every year. pr Woods Norway Pine Syrup cures lit tie colds-cures big colds, too, down tC the very verge of consumption.
 The letter changes the ills that flesh is heir to to, to bills.-Philadel- phia Record.
 Impossible to foresee an accident | Not impossible to be prepared for it Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil. Monarch over pain.
 | If ignorance is bliss, the fellow who knows it all must be fo0l.-Philadel- phia Record.
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