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-, os4cs.I Racord.-Ths following Official record
= - weather Bureau the changes in the TEN
-o tor the last twenty -four hours. in comparison
- -. c,rrssuonainR Of last year:
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Tribune Local Observations.
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sCOTT-RCSSELL-On Tuesday January ar .ha
ChuFch or the Incarnation by the Rev Dr. w w Bat
teTshaL ef ST. Peters Albany assisted BY the Rev DIT
william D GrosvenOr Eleanor eldest daughter Of Mr.
sno Mrs Horace Russell 70 Lothian Grsems Scott ED
Marlborough. Hsnts England
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Notices OF marriages and deaths must be in.
dorsed with full name and address,
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NINE. BELLE COLE.

London. Jan 5-Mme Belle Cole. the
American singer whose illness was reported
Yesterday. died this morning at $50 o'clock
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Miss o. r. Roach.
l.. Touralne.
Mr. and AIRS. John c. uhr-
iaubr
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Domestic Rates
81 EARLY MAIL TRAIN
Tn, ali points the United StateA Canada Mexico
of boFoushe Of Manhattan n.
Frouxl- Also Cuba Porto Rico. Hawai- and
Phiiippnes without extra expense for foreign Dost-
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Fer points N Europe ana al countries rniv.r-
rarsa
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MAILS FORWARDED OVERLAND ETC. EXCEPT
TRANSPACIFIC.

TRANSPACIFIC.
CUBA-Vta Port Tampa. Florida. closes this once
daily except Thursday, T430 a. m. connecting
MEXICO CITY-OverlanI unless specially addressed
dispatch Office daily. except
Sunday. AZ $50 p and 1870 p m sundays Z
p n. and 1O.30 p.
NEWFOUNDLAND except Parcels Post Maisl-By rail
North Sydney. and thence by closes
once daily, except sunday. AT p. sunday 3 80
D. connecting mails close here every Monday.
Wednesday and Saturday,
JANAICA-By rail Boston. and thence by
closes this Office at n Tuesday.
Philadelphia. and thence steamer.
closes al this once al 1850 p Wednesday.
MIOU ELON-By rail to Boston and thence hy steamer.
closes this ONCE daily except sunday. al Z p
Sunday at $50 p
sRTTTs4 HONDURAS. HONDURAS Cast Cosss) ana
GUATEMALA-By rail 20 NeE-Orlaans thence By
steamer closes at this once daily. except sunday
m and 1000 . m. Sundays ~ = m and
TIOs0 .. N connecting mall closes here Mondays
1880 ?.
COSTA RICA-By rail - Ncu-OTIesus. thancs BY
steamer closes this once daily. except sunday
Il 80 . N and 1880 p sundays 90 ~ ? M and
1000 o. m connecting mail closes here Tuesdays
NICARAGUA EAST Coast-By rail New-orlsans. ana
thence By steamer closes this ohice daily except
sunday II 80 p ard f10-So sundays -
D and 7to;So :. IN connecting maa closes hers
Wefnesdavs 1000 M
psgANAS EXCEPT Parcels Mafisl-Rv 70 ssnsf
Ele ana thence steamer CLOSES this once az
ffO-eo m Tuesday and Saturday
4rsgisrered mall closes az D. m previous eay-
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SaId"lh henry CnderGonk. Julia p
ES&SShocHah, MATILDA T. parsons charles Il
EldFedge, Anne z Poor Henry X
EGnt sarah A. ScheN. Anna
hlalser, Karl Schuyler. Edwards o.
Lapharn. Samantha V. Smith Mar q
Mclean. Nathaniel c. Walter Anna N X
AekeeL Isaac WyckOn. Rev James
Moore, Rebecca 3.
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Domestic Rates.

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WEEKLY FARMERS cents
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TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS.

Among the passengers who sailed yesterday on
Ia Chs.lpagne were:
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MAILS FOR SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA.
WEST INDIES. ETC.

FRIDAY (6l-At a n. for Argentine. Uruguay ana
Paraguay per 5. BrOOkwoOd mail y directed
PEE 5 s. brookSood ,: AT II a m for AFgenJine.
Uruguay and PARAGUAY per $ sailor Prince;
$50 a. for Brazil. per Roman Prince.
Pernambuco. Maceio and santos luau for Northern
Y m supplementary 1890 p. M for Bahamas per
s Yucatan (lnau for Santiago unilsr
be directed Per 8 8 Yucaran'J-
SATURDAY C7l-At 3 a. m. for Argentine Uruguay and
Paraguay, per 5 s. Etona at a for
8 s BeTnladiaR: al $50 a. supplementary 93e
Caracas mail Colombia, Curacao. must
rected per $ 5. Caracas ~ $50 m supple
mentary 4O-5O a. M Tor Fortune Island Jamaica ami
Colombia. except Cauca and 9agdalsna Departments.
per s. s Sibiria mail Ica London must
b directed per 3. Sibiria' a m or
badOs 8. Gaprera (matl for Trinidad GUIANA
must Be directed Der CapraraIt- ar 9-S0 b,
Tor Newfoundland, = s. silvia. 10 n. for
cuba per MORO castle. Havana. at I2.39 D. m.
directed per 5. $. Olinda
NOTICE--F1ve cents per half addition to
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posted in the drops marked Letters
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patch Dy particular vessel viii be forwarded
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sailing time. and close minutes before sailing
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IelIf- mailed piers or the American.
Nhlte star herman sea EOsL steamers d0uols
PosIas Qetters 10 cents half ounce other lines
Siberian. from philadelphia
TUESDAY 0Of-At 730 a m Newfoundland. s. 3
Rosaundi al $50 supplementary 1880 for
Nicaragua except East COAST Honduras ,excep, East
Ecuador, Peru. Bolivia and Chilli per 8 Advance
Colon mail for Guatemala be directed per
Nanzanares ma Tor Venezusis ia Ia ciIaira must
.ne greeted per g. s. AanZanares D.
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rEpAPTNENT OF STATE. Washington. D. &. jan
- fosi5-Iuforrnatfon has been received this be
,srment from Mr. Francis b keene the Consul OF the
t.sS Stsrss at Florence. italy, OF the death
s-i ~ November 1904. Florence. CT Adelaide Tlden
-'n,anan Of New-York. Per dispatch No 81 Dated
-f,arT
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NAL subscribers IN N~w-Ysrk City o DAILY
and RI-wEERLY win be charged
extra postage addition the rRtss named ABOVE
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OBITUARY.
EX-GOVERNOR WILLIAM CHAPLIN

Newton. Mass. Jan. 5.-Ex-Governor William
Clain died this evening his home in Walnut-st..
Newtonville. Death followed an Illness of few
weeks incident to old age
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CEMETERIES.
USDERTAkER'

60. pi,eIayS-a Cemetery, 2.315 acrsA-Plots srd
ms reasonable. &C West Saith St. New York
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o.d ;. Frank E. Campbeu-Stephen Merritt
rr,n,I-T Inst 24l-3 West Esd S. Tel 1895 Chelsea
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
PAT SAVED THE PENNIES.
Mailed the Letters When No One Was
Looking.

Mailed the Letters When No One Was
Looking.
There is good story told of old
Patrick Green, who has worked at
the Bush stores in Brooklyn for years.
Green's inability to keep up-to-date is
nothing against him. He is watch
man and not a poet. So when Fore
man Reilly last week gave Green four
pennies and two letters and told, the
old man to buy two stamps and paste
one on each letter, he knew that
Green had to have explicit orders, and
would follow them explicitly. He also
admonished the old man to be careful
about putting the two letters in the
box at the corner after the stamps
had been affixed. Green came back in
about ten minutes, his face aglow. He
placed the four pennies in Reilly's
hand and exclaimed:
There wusn't no one lookin'. Faith
an Oh wuz moighty sure of it, too, and
so I just put them in the box an took
it on a run as fast as me ould legs
would carry me!"-New York Globe.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
DON'T MISS This. I.
A% Cure for Stomach Trouble New
Method by Absorptjon-ho nruns.

. Cure for stomach Trouble New
Method by Absorption-ho Drugs. {. /.
d DO YOU BELCH? It means a dis
eased stomach. Are you afflicted with
snort breath, gas, sour eructations,
heart pains, indigestion, dyspepsia,
burning pains and lead weightsin pit of
stomach, acid stomach, distended abdo-
men, dizziness, BAD BREATH, or any
other stomach torture? Let us send
You box of Mull's Anti-Belch Wafera
free to convince you that it cures. =.
Nothing else like it known. It's sure
and very pleasant. Cures by absorption
Harmless. No drugs. Stomach trouble
can't be cured otherwise-so says med
ical science. Drugs won't do-they cat
up the stomach and make you worse.
We know Mull's Anti-Belch Waters
cure and we want you to know it, hence
this offer.
SPECIAL OFFER. The regular
price of Mull's Anti Belch Waters is SOC.
a box, butsto introduce it to thousands
OF sufferers we will send two (2) boxes
upon receipt of 75c. and this advertise
ment, or we will send you sample free
for this coupon.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Coverinu an Open Ditch.

When it is decided to put tile in the
open ditch and cover 1t the temptation
is always to do the work less perfectly
than it should be done One temptation
is to follow the curvature of the bot.
tom Of the ditch, and the other is not
to go down to a firm foundation in lay.
ing the tile. A string of tile laid accord.
ing to the curvature of some open
bitches will result in trouble for years
TO come. Ultimately it will cause the
work to be done over again at great.
er expense than at first. The man that
tiles the open ditch should not permit
himself to be swerved from a straight
line, and this straight line should be
followed even if it does lead to cut.
ting sharply into one side Of the ditch,
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Low Prices Deceptive.

In the purchase of fertilizers, low
prices are frequently very deceptive.
The man that thinks he is saving SO
ton on fertilizers will almost always
find that he is paying for a large
amount of material that has no fertil.
ity in it. In one case that has come
under our observation the low-priced
goods were really so low in value that
one dollar produced only 60 cents
worth Of real plant food. In the me.
um-priced fertilizers one dollar
bought Ga cents worth of plant food,
while in the highest-priced fertilizers
one dollar bought 73 cents worth OF
plant food. The balance Of the dollar
in all these cases went as profit to the
manufacturers, as freight to the rail
road, and as commission to the agen,
that sold the goods. It will thus be
seen that the man that bought low.
priced fertilizers was paying 40 cents
out of every dollar for these extra
charges mentioned. The man that
bought the medium-priced fertilizers
paid 36 cents out Of every dollar TO,
these things, while the man that
bought the high-priced fertilizers paid
only ~ cents for things other thar
real fertilizer. 1t Is our observation
that in the main the high-priced fer
tilizers are the cheapest. This is q
thing hard to understand by the av
erage buyer, who naturally thinks
there is less chance of being cheated
on low-priced goods than on high
priced goods, but he must remember
that the freight and cost of handling
are just as great on a ton of low
priced fertilizers as on ton of high
priced fertilizers. Our advice is al
ways to buy the high-priced fertilizers
unless the buyer knows exactly what
he is getting in the low-priced fer
tiliZers.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Partisan Examples.

Each reimbursement of Paris is
compelled by law to wash, scrub, pol
ish and generally renovate the exte-
rior of it's buildings, and all must be
completed by Oct 1. Two arrondisse-
ments are washed every year, and in
ten years the whole city has been
cleansed and beautified. II the same
law were adopted and enforced in
London and our great cities, what a
striking contrast it would make! I'M
agine Liverpool washed! -- House
Beautiful.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Cucumber Salad,

Our cucumber salad is dish We rel.
ish all the winter. To make It peel
about 100 cucumbers and a quarter
peck of small onions and cut them into
thin slices cover with salt and stand
in the sun for six hours, rinse and
stand in clear, cold water for one hour.
For the dressing, take a box of the
best mustard, put into it a little salt,
pour in enough olive oil to stir easily,
and add vinegar and oil alternately till
thin enough to pour smoothly. Put the
Gucumbers in jars, cover With the
dressing and seal the jars. s. A. I
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Good and Poor Breeders.

The quality of hog as breeder de-
pends largely on the conditions under
which he is born and reared. There are
enervating conditions that take the
breeding force out Of hog. One of
these is lack of exercise and the other
is the deprivation Of food that makes
muscle and strong bone. There are
several elements that it is necessary
to combine to make vigor. One of
these is potential energy, which we
get from the fats and starches OF
foods. The other most Important one
is the nitrogen, which is of prime i'm.
portance in making muscle that will
be able to use the potential energy
derived from the starches and fats.
Too much energy and too little muscle
is as bad a combination as a great
steam power in weak boiler. Dis
aster is sure to result.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Ground Lime Rock.

The use of ground lime rocb
on lands inclined to be acidy i.
highly to be recommended. There
should be more mills for the grind
ing Of this rock than now exist
Every county that is largely under.
laid with lime rock should have at
least one place within it where ground
lime rock can be obtained. This
would greatly simplify the matter OF
getting the ground rock to market, as
the farmers would in many instances
do the hauling themselves. There are
numerous counties in the southern
part Of Illinois where this rock is
abundant, but where the soil contains
so much acid that clover, peas and
alfalfa cannot be grown.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
MISCELLANY

Harvesting and Keeping Onions
As onions approach maturity, the
time of harvesting them should be
carefully watched. When they are
mature the stems will show it by dry
ing up and looping over, and the
onions should be harvested at this
time to avoid second growth start
ing in. 1t has been found by those
who grew them under irrigation that
the crop could be very easily spoiled.
This was done by there being check
in the growth of the onions just be-
fore maturity, and the irrigator think
ing he would continue the develop
ment by an extra watering. The ex-
ira watering resulted in starting what
is known as a second growth, a new
shoot being sent up from the onions
and many Of the onions dividing into
two parts. This Injuries them for sell
ing in the markets, and also Injuries
their keeping qualities. If the onions
stop growing for any cause, either be-
cause they have not been supplied
with adequate water or because the
natural rain fall is not abundant, it is
better to harvest them at once, even
though they are somewhat immature.
The best keeping varieties are fire.
quently the small ones, and among
the varieties the small onions keep
better than the large ones. This is
due to the fact that the loss in weight
causes free evaporation and sprouting.
Therefore they should be harvested
as soon as possible after they have
obtained their first growth and put in
cool place, that is, place not dry
enough and warm enough to cause
evaporation of moisture to start
growth.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
. ..FEVER'SS AFTER. EFFECTS:
Did Not Disappear Until the Blood
~ Was Renewed by Or. Wiiliams'
80 ~ @"rt! Pink Pills. %f.t ~ -:

\ Typhoid fever is sometimes called ner :
vous fever. During the course Of the
fever the nerves are always profoundly
disturbed, and when it is over they are
left so sensitive that the patient has to
be guarded against all excitement. In the
tonic treatment then demanded, regard
must be paid not only to building up flesh
but also to strengthening the nerves. A
remedy that will do both, make sound
flesh to repair waste and give new vigor
to feeble nerves, is the most convenient
and economical. Such remedy is DR..
Williams Pink Pills. for Pale People.
One proof of this is the experience OF
Mr. Charles Worth, of East Vassalboro,
Maine He says: II had severe at
tack of typhoid fever late i'll the fall
which left me very weak and debiitated.
Ny heart palpitated, my breathing be-
anne difficult after the least exertion and
there was numbness i'll both hands.
suffered i'll that way for fully six months.
AS did not grow out of it, did not in
fact see the slightest improvement as
time passed, decided to use DR.. Will
iams' Pink Pills as knew of some cures
they had effected in cases like mine.
"Almost as soon as began taking
them I could see decided improvement
and after keeping on with them for
several weeks was completely well. I
consider DR.. Williams Pink Pills most
valuable remedy, and I am III the habit
of recommending them to others afflicted
as I was.''
When the nerves ache and trem-
BILE it means that they are starving. The
only way to feed them is through the
blood, and the best food is DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. They are absolutely guaran-
teed to be free from opiates or other harm
full drugs. They are sold by all drug
gists, or may be obtained directly from
the Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schenec'
tady. N. Y.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
CHAM OR a. FORTUNE

Wealth for a Sock Top That Will
+. f. Retain Its Elasticity. ,s.: ....
!. !, $ There's fortune waiting said
the furnishing goods man, "for the
man who can devise a means Of max:
ing the necks Of sweaters and the tops
of stockings retain their original
clinging elasticity. When first worn
the ribbed tops Of new stockings hold
them comfortably and nicely in place,
and the ribbed neck of the new sweat
er stays just where and how you want
it; but sooner or later, with even the
very best of knit goods Of these sorts,
the stocking stops and sweater necks
stretch and sag."-New York Sun.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
A Maker of FiQhts,

"Sir," remarked the sanctimonious
traveller, you appear to be one who is
making the good fight"
well, replied the man in clerical
black, I'm sometimes accused Of
making the good and the bad ones
fight. I'm whisky distiller." ."-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30

WANTED-An energetic person to
represent wholesale house either 10.
cally or on the road; can use one ener.
getic party in this locality at once.
Steady work at SIS to $50 per week;
rapid advancement to hustler. Address
at once with stamped envelope, stating
age and when you can begin work. F.W.
Potts, Sykes Block, Minneapolis, Mimi:
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30

Ask Your Dealer tor Aliens Foot.Ease
A powder. It rests the feet. Cures Swollen,
Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. At all Druggists and
Shoe stores, IS cents. Accept no substitute.
Sample mailed FREE. Address, Allen S.
Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
A Temple for Serpents.

In little town in the kingdom OF
Dahomey is a temple devoted to the
worship of sefpents. There are always
more than 1000 snakes in it, which are
carefully tended by priests. The
snakes are fed on birds and frogs
brought IN by natives as sacrihcial
offerings. q @.%s ~
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho!

McJigger-I can understand why
these roosters that fight are called
game cocks but what is a game
hen? j..
Thingumbob-Why, it's one that
laws bets" s."-Philadelphia Press.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Useless.

would you be afraid if you saw a
sea serpent?"
'Now, what in the world is the use
of bringing up that subject? You
know l haven't drank a thing for five
months. s.''-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Through the Week.

At the sea snOre.
New Arrival-What lot of loving
couples there are here.
Old Guest-Yes; the husbands don't
get down except over Sundays.
Town Topics.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
In the Near Future,

In the Near Future.
"How did subbubs meet his fate,
anyway" asked the first man.
II believe replied the other, "some
careless fellow-suburbanite dropped a
lighted cigarette stump on the gas bag
of Subbubs' flying machine.' ''-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
YELLOW CRUST ON BABY.
Would Crack Open and Scab Causing
Terrible Itching-Cured by
Cuticura

Cuticura.
"Our baby had yellow crust on his
head which / could not keep away.
When I thought 1 had succeeded in
getting his head clear, it would start
again by the crown of his head, crack
and scale, and cause terrible itching.
then got Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment, washing the scalp with the soap
and then applying the Ointment. A
few treatments made a complete cure.
have advised number of mothers
to use Cuticura when I have been
asked about the same ailment Of their
babies. Mrs. John Boyce, Pine Bush,
N Y"
The Cook County herald., 1905-09-30
Sensitive.

Sensitive.
"Have you calves brains?" asked
the customer in the cheap restaurant.
Jaw, now, quitcherkiddin',' said the
waitress. "Another feller wanted to
know if had frogs legs. You fellers
are gettin' too fresh" ."-Milwaukee
Sentinel