The Minneapolis journal., 1905-04-10
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T HE fraternal benevolent insurance companies
smiling the old liners troubles. The Holy Bojum
Of T. the Past Grand Boiled Owl and the Ancient and
Accepted Moose cannot meet without mentioning it.
The man makes his money by running other peoples
businesses will never be popular IDEAL And yet isn't this
competitions
It good these joyous spring evenings to hear the ten
der fareachng note of the cow she smells the tender
green yar0age just spr0ung along the southern
How would you like to see presidential ticket Of Rookie
feler and Adch side and of La Toilette and Folk
on the other? Whoop @@.
New York paper has picture Of Oscar Hammersten,
whom calls he inventor and dcoverer Of the Baazzo
Did you one Of them things9
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If you can't talk politics. religion insurance. labor and
capital socialism, railroad rebates municipal ownership
without 'getting mad it is the sign that you light
weight you keep outward sembance OF good nature
and mad down underneath, you still in the gall OF
bitterness and bond of inqu Clear thought and let
other people their fool notions just the
the rght>o entertain yours Then we all get along
together like kittens and the millennium will be at least two
weeks
That grand old palladium Of liberties in North Das
kota Lisbon Free Press states that The Minneapolis
Journal is "a most important factor in the exploitation OF
the northwest and especially Of North Dakota 1t tells how
The Journal is persistent advertiser OF the Dakota
and mentions some the excellent features Of this
including Journal Band On this subject Colonel Boy
den suddenly into lyric Colonel Boydens lines
graphic and full Of fire that reproduce them here
E. want to stay youngser join the Journal band,
So whe dear Gabriel blows his horn ~'*
We'n lead the big procession into the promised land
Old Man Foley Bismarck the poet aria of the north,
will have watch out, he will find himself skinned to
lyrical finish of these mornings
That kindly disposed paper, the Faribault (Minn)
Journal overlooking of omission and commission,
saws that bewee them A. j. Russell of The Minneapolis
Journal and E. H. Pierce of the Grafton Record have
of the humor Of the northwest Their society reporting
is worth going miles to see We have never done much
that is original in the way of society reporting but the
Grafton deft that he chronicles social
events with one hand tied behind him. Glad in crimson,
gongaway neckte of hue brilliant that it throws
reflection the western heavens at sunset and claw
hammer coat that if starched would pull railroad spikes
Mr. Pierce sposhes among Grafton and Nored
4O0s with all the vere chic and abandog OF Hobart Chat
Taylor passing the doughnuts and cider
among the Chicago 400 at Mrs. Potter Palmers evening
rally Having made close study OF Mr. Pierce angsou-
Glance when surrounded by brilliant (ote that
So word cotere that has made the society OF the North
Dakota metropolis we'll known among, the northwestern
smart SETS have patterned somewhat this model
have the favorable notice OF the smart set at
elusive rink That exclusive of everybody that does
possess the requisite 35c Anyone having are
willing associate with terms Of somewhat naughty anc
condescending equality Speaking of society cil
the following events from the exchanges: :.. -:
Moeville Correspondent, Pierce County CWs)
Herald-A dance given Thursday evening at Ole
Il . Hawkinsons good time reported: Reuben
Hanson wound up the dance by whipping five of the
4. best men on the creek.
]. .McMinnvlle (Wash) Reporter-Mrs. Martha Nor
+: gan Of McMinnvle is the second cousin of Captain
( Meriwether Lewis. He was her grandmothers BROTH
t.. ers
klamath (Ore) Reservation-A pleasant dance
oiy here last da]l
a good time was had. Thru misunderstanding Will
liam Barkley shot two of the dancers, but neither
q was fatally wounded nothing occurred to mar the
pleasure of the occasion. " - -
st. Louis ATirror-Don't it make you uncomfort-
able to see the Joseph Barada Widens in society up
to their clubs? It does just think; he's in that
bad debt collecting mercantile agency: Of Barr &
Widen and course he knows all the time just what
YOU the horrid tradesmen, and can tell to ducat
what your gown and if you've paid for it,! Mrs:
Widen is charming woman, but Joe always reminds
Of Mephistopheles-and debt And debt is the
devil isn't it? -. ~."'~' -" ~. ".':: -. "
: And so the world wags. =" " = ~< ~@-A! J."R.