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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20
An AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
Nj stranre. strange indeed.

It's strange, strange indeed,
Yet It's so that some men will
Forever run and never heed,
But public Office Of the county III.
Now, for instance, le, Us see
Who could such men in this county be-
Two, in particular. We are told.
Have made such races and are 20 bold
D. Woods by name. and Joseph G
Are just such men as above described
Fleet Us this time" is their only plea
And We for two will be satisfied
In eighteen hundred and seycnty-eight
But Joseph G. was a little late.
A few years later his debut was made
And a few more times has been left
IN the shade.
-Four years later IN eighty.two
D. Woods was again his party's pride.
For he vas 10 his party true,
And be with Il has never died.
D Woods again In cighjy-aH
Did with the voters o. the county mix.
And be again the race did run.
We are sure for him twas only fun.
And IN this race was Joseph G..
Together how they work.
They stumpcd the county. such fun 10 be-
Joseph g., attorney. p. Woods, CLERK.
In the year eighteen hundred and ninety
b. Woods thought there wcre plenty
OF men 10 elect him a. county clerk.
And IN he went with bat little work
A years rolled on. in four years more
y. Woods was their choice.
Add four 10 ninety. makes ninety four.
And again DID the Dcms rejoice.
Clerk Office vas ID Woods heaven
The race Tor county clcrs he DID make
Again in the year Of ninety seven.
Ny This time the Rcb. we're awake.
And here vas Joseph c. Oh. fudgel
| For 10 bong he'd bccn cot u work.
But it was Joseph e. ior Judge.
And D. Woods Tor county clerk.
But my Oh. my Such gals
| Bill Gosbcl was the cause.
And twas the hardest race Ger fought
For twas the governors chair hs
sought
Increase my vote" the message sent.
And the door left with kcy uniurnod.
On this Was d. Woods bent.
/ To lose votes Republicans earned.
Another year DID d Woods run.
I IL was IN nineteen hundred and one,
For the Office o. county clerk.
But he failed with an he work.
And In this race vas Joseph G..
They went away arm IN arm.
Defeated badly a. could b.
Saying sadly "l'l BE- dAnod"'
We fail 10 describe with tongue Or pen,
/ Two old soldiers have they been.
But we ar up 90 the present time
And they are sill on The firing line.
How much longer will they run,
And will they nc'cr grog weary
Another race have hsy bsgun.
b Don't yOu think they re- rather lcary
Should these men continue 20 nun.
Just lay aside he joke and Fun.
Tho they be- Old and somewhat rauntl,
Deed them th, offc, with a genera
warranty
= but once more. boys. rails round
n t. defeat these two one more time
y We arc sure thor, plenty 90 d. found
I And they'll surely Withdraw from IN
firing hHv
And so m from campaign Co campaign
They've f0r honor s'ry,d o. gain.
but these two olj loyal friends
VIII soon be numbered with the 'ha
n bcrus
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

Hon. x. l.. Moore, Republican candi-
date for state senator, was in the city
Monday and Tuesday. He will repre-
sent this district for the next four
years or else we read the sign wrong.
Princeton Chronicle.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

Towery and also the Press scknOw-
lodged that Democrat lawyers were
aware Of the grand jury proceedings
before the Towery indictment was re-
turned. That is one Of the charges
VIC made
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

Had our readers noticed how grateful
some Democratic business men are D.
get Republican trade, yet, how se-
renely they ignore the advertising
columns Of The RECORD? Some are
TOO busy, each week, to write an ad
for Us, but our competitor is ever re-
membered.
There is ABSOLUTELY no better local
Advertising medium than The RECORD.
1t Is little more than a year old but
il circulation Is as large as that Of
is competitor and il has the adyan-
tage Of having the largest home cir
cula4on.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

There should be no politics in county
AFFAIR.". but remember that Republicans
shall not serve on our juries. - Broth
ers-in-law. T. II. Cochran and Judge
Gordon Rochester.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

tail II looks you square in the face
and those who are fooling around about
the tail are apt 70 have a sick feeling
in the region Of the solar pleIus after
November 7th.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20
FRIDAY, OCT. 20, 1905.
REPUBLICAN TICKET.

FOR STATE SENATOR
ROBERTL. MOORE
FOR STATE REPRESENTATIVE
". y. CLARK
POR COUNTY JUDGE
WALTER A. BLACKBURN
FOR COUNTY ATTORNEY
CARL HENDERSON
FoR COUNTY CLERK
G. +. WELDON
FOR SHERIFF
IF. FLASARY
POR JAILOR
ALBERT II. TRAVIS
RoR Assessor
J. ANTHONY DAVIDSON
FOR SURVEYOR
JAS. +. SULLENGER
FOR CORONER
CHARLES WALKER
FOR SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT
JOHN B. PARIS
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

Thenew Quartette Ollie James, Jess
Olive, Tom Cochran and Aaron
Towery. chorus The Democrats,
didn't do il, Oh no.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

How is your conscience, Olle?--
The Democratic chairnan's Law partner
10 0. ". J. just after we published
that petition they filed against TOwery.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20
Starr

Hats, caps, boots. shoes an kinds u
dry rcc,is. groceries and notions An
kinds Of produce wanted al
CARL 7. BurcHER's.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

Senator Deboe and several Of the
candidates will address the voters at
Shady Grove Saturday. Oct. D
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

II you would like 70 know the com
ple1ion Of the next jury panels, ask
Tom Cochran.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

P. S. Maxwell is clean-cut gentle
man. Crittenden Press. Oct. II.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

Who said T. $. Maxwell was rus,inr
In The Third dislricti
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-10-20

the certified copy the caption
Tovery signed Suln
gers name petition charged being false
Of this and the Of
suited n the Indictment against Towery.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
EDITORIAL

The proximity of the session of the
Legislature impels us to examine the
political situation and the veritable
State of crisis in which the govern
|ment and the regime find thmselves.
The occupants of power have not
the most infnitessimal support from
public opinion. The political leaders
even those who wish to give succour
to the government, incur the grave
risk of losing popularity and prestige
by such a course, without accomplish
ing anything towards restoring the
even currents of opinion, nor of re- es-
tablishing Conscience and tranquility.
The government stands alone. And
it cannot console itself, in its isolation,
because it does not depend on the suf.
frage for its subsistence and because it
does not owe its spower and eminence
to the vote of the citizens.
This circumstance, which discredits
it most and shows it as despotic and
usurping government, renders more
grave the fundamental crisis which
envelops in its shadows the death and
ruin of the regime and all who have
rela tion with it.
1t is complete and inevitable cri-
sis.
The present regime may justly be
likened to cadaver. 1t matters not
that it has not fallen, that it has not
been laid in the earth with the atten :
dant ceremonies. There are unmista- :
kable indications and evidences that
decomposition has already begun.
Opinion is life, health strength; life,
health and strength do not perpetually
take part in interminable funeral OBJ
sequies nor assist at the last rites over
the bodies of dead officials.
Opinion wants an open field and
fresh air.
1t is useless to attempt to imprison
it in confines which have to be kept
forcibly closed, when it has to inhale
from it's interior the tragic odors which
discover what is there hidden.
Who would wish to approach nearer
after knowing tbat7
Nothing can be gained form the 60
vernment, nothing from the congra-
cation.
The ideals of the public so higher
for their realization, they are announ
ced in the programs of the political
groups. These programs ask for the
reform of the regime.
1t is clear if the government asks
the support OF these men who have
framed those programs, it is done with
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

manifest insincerity and because it
knows not where else to turn.
But necessity leads to strange me-
thods and those individuals are pre-
pared to 60 to any length in order to
keep up the farce of Democracy and to-
grasp at any straw that presents itself.
In the beginning many things were
possible, the public was not in dire
need as now. The novelty OF the
spectacle entertained 1t and it gave
| little heed to details.
Now all is different and there are
none who wish to expose themselves
to certain contempt; already the pub
lie is weary of those who are merely
irresponsible actors; it knows the sche-
mes of this most UNHAPPY parody of the
raising from the dead, arranged in
order to effect a grand spectacle.
But enough of parallels.
We have spoken with the absolute
clearness with which the gravity Of
the case demands and in the only Ian
suage which it is possible for the gov
ernment to comprehend.
There is no necessity for futher
illusions. The people have sought
purer air, and the government will
have to be satisfied with the cheap
and poor society furnished by those
discreet person who live apart from
the currents of opinion, because of
puerile fears or incurable selfishness.
But from those discreet persons
nothing can be gained.
They are class without ideals,
without any program. And if the
government looks for any support
worthy of the name from the pol
itical groups lacking those essential
qualities and without the support of
opinion, it is easy to predict thessort Of
aid it will receive from those discreet
persons who represent no popular
ideas or tendencies, no Porto Rican
ideal, who have no properties. neither
prestige nor influence on public
opinion.
Those discreet persons instead OF
being service to the government
| have been a detriment and caused it
expense.
The extent of the discretion has
been selfshness and self profit
For the services rendered they
exact ruinous usury.
The very worst thing that could
happen to the government would be to
get in the clutches of these discreet
| persons.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Fl desCOmtent0 de
la Marina R,uSa
TemiendO una sublevaci6n

Mueva York, miercoles-@ablegrafia de
la capital del imperio ruso que los rumores que
circularon estos t1lt1mos dias sobre el gran des-
contento de la marina de guerra por 10 que Sc
lego temer que estallara una sublevac1on han
perdido toda su importancia, desde que Sc han
hecho p1blicas las reformas que tiene en- pro-
yecto el soberano que satisfacen por complete
las aspirecones de la armada.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Evitand0 una epidemia
Las precauciones en- Inglaterra

Nueva York, miercoles.-Los ultimos des-
Dachos cablegrafcos recibidos de la capital in
glesa dicen que ell gobierno ha puesto en- practi-
ca las mas serias radicales medidas para evi-
tar que Sc propague la poblacion del reino la
epidemic que esta habiendo extragos en- la India
inglesa.
No obstante las protestas de los industriales
comerciantes Sc han impuesto las mas radica-
les medidas de sandal.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Los agitadores jap0neses
detenid0S
Duros calificativos del Mikado

Nueva York miercoles.-Dicen los parties
que Sc reciben de Toxic que el gobierno ha re-
ducido prision los mas signifcados agitado-
res del movimiento contra el Tratado de Paz
esta dispuesto emplear la severidad mas
grande para ahogar las pretestas.
Los elementos ofciales, repitiendo las OPT
niones del Mikado califcan de egoista, ambicio-
so cruel ell espiritu de las muchedumbres que
protestan de la paz.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Una reception en- Toxic
Ell pueblo japones indiferente

Nueva York, miercoles.-Avisan los despa-
chos de Toxic que ell Mikado ha recibido con to.
da solemnidad al baron Komura, celebrando en-
honor del plenipotenciario una esplendlda re-
cepcion en- palacio.
Ell pueblo japones ha Observable la misma
conducta de fria indiferencia al tener noticia de
estos honores que Sc le han tributado al baron
Komura.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Fl ermpeflo de
las oposiciones
Persiguiendo la crisis

Nueva York, miercoles.-El interes politic,o
no ha decaido en- Madrid. segnn lntorman los ul'
tinos despachos recibidos, pesar de que Sc
aproximan dos successes importantes
La vista del presidente Loubet ell viaje
de don Alfonso Berlin.
Los empenos de las oposiciones Sc consa'
gran precipitar la caida del gobler no, antes de
que sc realice ell viaje Berlin.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Una alianza de los asebeIdes
Contra los europeos y ell Sultan

Nueva York, microbes de
Tanger que los moros de Raisuli las hordas
del pretendiente han llegado una inteligencia
para hacer que fracasen los planes del Sultan.
fin de evitar que las conferencias Sc leven
a efecto hacer que fracasen las gestiones
del sultan los rebeldes emprendieron una seve.
ra lucha de persecution contra los europeos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Los boxers contra
los exts+anjeros
I'm moyimiento de hostilidad

Nueva York, microbes -Avisan de Pekin
oue el movimiento de los boxers han tenido en-
los 1ltimos dias una acentuaci6n peligrosa que
ha tenido que reprimir ell gobierno' apelando
los mas recios empenos de energ1a.
La actitud de los rebeldes es tan tranca-
mente hostil contra los extranjeros' por cuya
seguridad teme el gobierno.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Ia vista de DON Alfonso
a Berlin
Las simpat1as populares

Nueva York, miercoles.-Avisan de Berlin
que en- la corte alemana sc lie prepara I'm sun
tuoso recibimiento al Rey Don Alfonso.
En- este acto de cortesia international, to-
mara una parte muy principal el pueblo germa-
nico, que viene demostrando sus simpatias Es-
pana desde que Sc habl0 del viaje de Don AL
fOnso.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
III General St0eSse1n
sigue smej0r
Un viaje q San Petersburgo

Nueva York, miercoles-Desde Moscou ne.
gan noticias que dan como cierta la mejoria del
general Stoesse, que ha podido dejar ell lecho.
La curacion del heroe de Port Arthur Sc
presenta rapda franca, sin que hayan surlldo
las mplicaciones que sc temian.
Ell general Stoessel saldra para San Peters
burqo, en- cuanto este restablecidO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
OBRAs INTERESANTISIMAS:

OBRAS INTERESANTISIMAS:
La real hembra, por M. Barrionue-
vo Los fdeicomisos por Joaquin Cos :
ia; La poes{a del Quijote, M. de Walls {;
Emprendamos nueva vida, por Santa
go; Tablas taquimetricas, Cuartero /;
Qnfmica agricola, Sac C6digo de Co
mercio, comentado por Gir6n C6digo
de Comercio. edici6n G6ngora ms
trumeutos pdblicos, Zarzoso; Ley hi
potecaria, comentada por Morell; Pc
quefeces, Coloma Palabras, Calde-
ron Tratado de Literature, Revilla /;
Lectures. Coloma; Obras completas
de Becker; La colitis, Gonzalez; Cul~
two del algodonero, Shelly; Escritos
de polemica, Lombroso Estudios cri-
minalistas, Gar6falo; Ell Derecho en-
la vida econ6mica, Puglia Crftica
penal, Carnevale; Jurisprudencia civil
desde el af1o 50 al So, por Pantoja;
La salud, ira tado de homeopatia; Pa
togenesia abreviada de los medica-
mentos homeopaticos; Apicultura, La
yens; C6digo Civil comentado POI
Scoevola, Gloria, novela de Perez CAL
dos; Ret6rica y poetica, Campillo.
En- Ia ibreria del BoLETlN.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
MANUEL PAZ uRDAZ
W0tMs.So

ResistrsdoR Do 10 pEopisdad sustituts que
faS IA afaos On Arecibo, ofreoe sus servicios,
:s.o nets's, ~, :. ArssSe & Sso. 4. J. cas-:
as psesentar para su inscription On el Regis
ko Do la propiedad del Distrito remitir
les respeetivos interesados, lcs doeumsntes
ass cen tai objeto 90 le envian.
AREcIBO, PUERTO RICO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
La asamlblea general
en- Russia
Una coDvOcatOria Official

Nueva York, microbes. .-Informan los ulti-
mos despachos de San Petersburgo que el Car
ha dado los periodicos ohciales la convocator1a
para la gran asambea nacional que ha de dis
cutir aprobar las reformas constitucionales
Ell pueblo russo ha recibido con entusiasmo
estas nOticias.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
Tengalo znuy presente
W NO 10 divide
En- benefcio de So Salua E intereSeS:

En- benellCl0 dc So SaIud IHleI6SeS:
TendrAs siempre buenos negocios y
gozaras de permanente salud. toman-
do en- todas las comidas vino puro de
uva "Rioja Cerecedo", de las famo-
sas Bodegas Bilbainas La mas RIGA
entidad vlnicola de Espafla.
Los mEdicos mas notables le consl-
deran y reconocen como el suero anti
,anemico.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

Ingresaron aver tarde en- la carcel
de San Juan individuos en- concepto
de sumario Us fueron dados de baja
por cumplidos, y en- la de Mayagiiez,
9 en- prisi6n y en- libertad.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

Por la orden general n1mero 45
fechada y firmada aver por el Tenien-
te seffor Jndice, ayudante del Quartet
general de Ia Policia lnsular. Sc dis
pone que los guardias Antonio Candia
y Juan Goicochea, presten servicio
como cabos interinoS en- la banda.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

cargo de un puesto SIN habersele CO.
misionado, aunque podran inspeccio-
mario despues de su cambio.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

Ell iefe de Ia division de establishes
inspection del Depa rtamento de ms
trucci6n P1iblica Mr.. L. R. Sawyer,
salio esta mafiana para la isla en- vIaje
Official de inspection.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

Sc ha dispuesto por el jefe de la
Policia Insular, que sera responsible
de sus actos Ell guardia que Sc haga
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18
NOtiCias diVersas

Nos informan que ell professor don
Solomon Dones. sera nombrado Bl-
bliotecario municipal. despues de las
reformas que han de hacerse en- ell
local de la Biblioteca P1blica de San
Juan.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

Ell abogado seflor Gonzalez Darder
Sc encuentra desde aver en- San Juan
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-10-18

Esta maflana visitaron al Seflor Co.
bernador los sehores Diaz Navarro,
Aponte y Foote.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-12-29
FIGHTING At
ANNAPOLIS
Admiral Whiting Does
Not Criticize the
Custom.

KANSAS CITY, Dee 16.-Asked
about the reports of hazing at Annapo-
lis, Rear-Admiral ". H. Whiting, e. S.
\. (retired), who is visiting in Kansas
City, said:
'Well, I've read those stories about
the hazing at the old school You
know, | was in the class of '63. but |
tIon'4 see where the system has
changed a great deal from what it was
in those days. OF course, where the
person is hazed to the point of MAIN
ing, it is to be deprecated, but so far
as the fights are concerned, it seems
square enough. AS matter of fact, 1
believe a better code of fighting exists
in the naval academy than at any col
lege in the country. For instance,
man, if challenged to fight for some
breach of school discipline. is not put
against man twice his size, but the
thing is figured down to a matter of
weights, like all ring battles. Take the
case OF Meriwether. / guess all naval
men felt the decision would be just
what 1t was. He was an under class
man, and was pitted against Branch,
senior. In the bout the older man re
ceived injuries, they say, that resulted
seriously. But that was all an accident
and might happen elsewhere and any
place.
81 always figured it out this way:
that a man who could not defend him
self would not be much good in fight
ing for some one else or for his country,
if need be. I've seen many of those
school fights ana did not see any seri-
Gus results. In fact, they put man
on his mettle. If he did not fight he
would have to leave the school.
AS far as the hazlng is concerned,
it should be done away with, but re-
garding the laws, they are as strict
now as they can be. Dismissal from
school is the punishment meted out, but
still Congress recently reinstated three
boys who had been ousted. That does
not speak well for the carrying out Of
the Law. You know, boys viii be
boys
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-12-29
CONGRESS OF
GRIDIRON MEN

| The football men met and SHOOK
hands all round after the season IS fray
After the last Rose of Sumner had
been sung by all hands, Coach Benson
remarked that although the Males
hadn't exactly won the championship
there was Joy in the camp because they
| couldn t be accused of losing it.
He admonished them to Buckle down
to hard work again next season and en-
| deavor to regain their lost Prestige
He said he knew ne was right and
that it was better TO be right than to
be King.
After impressing on them the neces-
sity of keeping light heart and a
Lightfoot, he instructed the Clark to
spread his remarks on the minutes, and
sat down
The coach of the Punahous said the
season had been hard one and that he
was glad he WASH t broken Reed now
that the games were over.
He paid glowing tribute to the
team, which he said was a bird. In
proof of this assertion he remarked that
he'd often heard Hamauku.
Alexander the Great. he exclaimed,
would have been proud TO have COM
manded such an aggregation as the
Punahous. They were possessed of the
fighting spirit which long ago steeled
the hearts of Sherwood's merry men,
Just then the Campbell rang, indicat-
ing that it was time for some one to
pass the can.
"Kanae?' asked voice.
81 guess not, said Reed, "you're a
full back already
Capt Schoeffel, who had been lost in
the shuttle, next addressed the crowd.
He said it was case of taps" for the
gallant Tenth this season, but added
that they would take fresh Hart at the
Daun of another campaign.
The curtain was then touched down
and the battle-scarred veterans de-
parted to their respective goals.