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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19
Mu|doon, arogan, and tho Dago.

Closer an intinse became the
sthrains an louder an more tin
derly waz the sintymint ixprissed,
whin a suddin rigidity catylipsed
me limbs, freezin' the rist av me
volition spachliss wild hooror. Be
all the did basheens in Galvy! It
convinced to rain monkeys, apes
an gorrillies, accompanied wild
the goottural ACCENTS av an Eye
talyun oorgan grinder.
The first sight av thin had a
reciprocal ifict on me eyebawl.
Shure, while wan hoong soospind-
ed on me chakebone the other wan
waz thryin' to git thru the back
av me nick. I regained me COM
posture in sim ultayneous unison as
the Dago approached.
"Biga da pardon, Paydro," says
he; "da monk ba wanta da mon."
Meditatively I split on me
hands. Me actions tould him more
than worlds, fer he trembled con-
vulsively as he thried to till me
the monks name waz Paydro. I
am always ridy to comprymize in
a case av mistaken idintity, as it
shows a sthringth av character an
will power. To place me dignity
he agrade to play boonch av
Irish classics, openin' wild "Cava-
lier De Roostycano," an follied
be the intermizzo, "Salome. :"
From the classics we room into rag
time melodies wild ilygint sthyle.
Shure, it waz fine SUCCESS as a
musicale, till Grogan an his bool-
dawg booted in.
The monkeys pulled at their
chains an Grogan's dawg did the
same, growlin' an chatterin' to
bate the band. I idged off on wan
side so the coroner wud how at
Taste wan witniss anyhow.
aye dirty DagoT bawled Gro
gan.
II sticka da dawgr' yilled the
tape worm cannyble.
Joost thin the boom boosted an
the ixtermynation started. Par
bloc! Tin thousand cats cud niver
ixhibit such bitter fury. A dinse
cloud av hair hoong like a pail
over the combatants, incraysin'
livery mint. Me wonderful Until
lict saved the day, hilped thin,
an identified mesilf.
Shure, [ stint in hurried call
fer the fire department, an had
me lawn sprinkled gratis to make
the grass grow. e. E. II.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19

about ''The Charge of the Battal-
ion." After the "Coontown Con-
test" 'Katunka" and "Lazy Bill"
began "Raizenell," which brought
out the Second Regiment"
'The Little Boy Called Taps;"
"The Game of Eyes" was over;
"Moon Winks" no more; "The
Tale Of the Seashell" is ended,
"When Johnny Comes Marching
Home" from "The Coronation"
1868.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19
Remarkable Longevity.

sI see that Bimler's father died
the other day at the age of &c."
eyes a remarkable old man.
He never was as happy as when
he fancied he was doing some-
body"
"But who could he do when he
was past 9OP"
"The undertaken" Elk.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19
Whale Milk, etc.

h0C6nCly saw an Item In one
of the papers saying that milk
from whales was being placed on
the market. This article also
stated that a herd of fifty whales
was being domesticated for this
purpose; that the yield from full
grown whale was from FIVE to sew
en- hogsheads of milk, and that the
milk was very palatable.
This is not true, not word of
it. Those persons who think
whale'milk is good, are blubber
eaters. That which is not as rank
as blubber, is good to them.
Whales milk is palatable, but too
fishy. If you wish to get an idea
what this milk tastes like, why
take some condensed milk and mix
with it one-third the quantity of
codliver oil. It is fierce. Castor
oil is honey to it. This milk may
be good for the "white plague"
If it does not cure, it will surely
kill one in the course of time.
Now, all whalers are game hogs.
They kill whales for the money
there is in them. They will kill a
COW whale that has calf with it;
and if the calf is large enough to
produce two barrels of oil, it is
also killed. If the calf is not that
large when the COW is killed, the
sharks will get it. A whaler is
very careful not to harm the calf
before d1sposing of the mother
whale. If he accidently wounds
the calf, he will have to fight for
his life. When this occurs it not
only costs several human lives, but
means the destruction of several
boats.
Great typhoons! here I am spin
ming a yarn about whale fights,
etc., and I started to tell what I
knew about whales milk. So I
will take hitch to starboard and
keep to the course. The natives
of the Sandwich Islands 1--WE call
them Kanackas) are great whalers,
and all whale ships in the Pacific
Ocean ship all they can get of
them. These natives have a pecu-
liar taste Of their own. They like
COW whale udder, and they get it
when they can.
The only thing could ever eat
of a whale, is the cracklings.
When one is in the Arctic Seas
where icebergs grow and where
rum will freeze, then a few hot
whale crackllngs, between two
pieces of hard tack, taste very good.
But when one is near the equator
after sperm whale, the cracklings
are not fit to eat.
I think that the man who pro-
posed the use of whale milk must
be a native of Newfoundland.
The Newfoundlanders eat any
kind of fish and drink whale milk
too. If you don't believe me, 60
ask them. SINBAD.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19

The wise man takes both sue
cesses and reverses with equanim-
ity and keeps steadily pushing
toward the goal. Many men who
stand misfortunes bravely are too
greatly elated by little successes
and fail to control themselves
Waseca (Minn.) journal Radical.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-10-19

'Twaz on wan av thin tropical
;afthernoons while takin' a siesta
map in me hammock that the in
stroomental sthrains av "Bedalia
I'D Like to Stale Ye," came waited
on the breeze.
Uncopsciously me slippered tx
trimyties bate a measured rimth
an wild corryspondin' fluctuations
me mind waz thryin' to ascertain
from what the sounds proocayded.
"Shurer I solilyquized, "'tiz
ayther a bagpipe cornitto, or ilse
an unhilthy pianny full >av dis
coords." Spakin' in the collective
sinse av the word the Dist way to
differintiate classical chunes from
the rag time vans, is be KNOWN
the CONSTITUENT peculiaryties av
discoords an B flats. 'Tiz be-
yant me why they call thin flats
whin we how joost as nanny dis
coords in tinymints.
Nanny theories how been adj
vanced in regard to this ticknycal
phenomeny. While some behave
the invinter waz a fimynine gin
der, others incrimynate an ould
maid. B'gorry, l behave mesilf
'twaz an ould hin wild switch an
false tayth.
Music has powerful INCENTIVE,
all right, as it can touch the re-
sponsive CHORDS av nature wild
the intinsity av champagne or the
languidniss av chlooryfoorm, de-
pindin' on how yez Jferz tacias.
Befoor loosin' amy more frinds
1 wish to imphattycalIy lmpriss
the rist av thin that I how no an
tagonistic intintions aginst the
.evylution av music, nather do [
behave display av me own ability
ties presumtuous. Ye see, I waz
conferred the hanary degray av
Mus. Doc. whin I attinded singin'
school in Donegal. Yis, I soong
bazoo in the QUARTZ, HINGE me
powers av detictin' flaws in high
an low notes are incontrovertible.
If annywan doubts me statemints
place sind a five clint stamp to me
Donegal collaborators fer tistymo-
mails.
Afther the rindition av "Bedalia, !"
the chune changed to "a Cush La
Machree," an 'twaz thin [ saw
visions av the blarney stone an
Crane paint. Me blud rooshed to
me timples wild patriotic frinzy as
/ recalled the worlds:
"Ireland luv We cush la machree,
Tho yer Crane shores may nver more see
Always will We be REMEMBERED by me.
Ireland luv We a cush Ia machree."
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
DEATHS OF THE DAY

NEW YORK, Jan. Tx. H. Sarasohn,
the pioneer Jewish newspaper publisher
of the United States, died at his home
here today after a brief illness of pneu-
monia He was seventy years old. At
the time of his death he was the editor
and publisher of the Jewish Daily News,
which he founded in 1886. He established
the first Jewish newspaper published in
this country, the Jewish Gazette, in 1874
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
Inside Nerves /!

Only one woman in SO has perfect health
And almost all wonanly sickness can be
traced to a common cause.-the nerves
are weak. Not the nerves you ordinarily
think about-not the nerves that govern
your movements and your thoughts.
But the nerves that, unguided and un-
known, night and day, Keep the heart in
motion control the digestive apparatus
regulate the hver-operate the Kidneys
the nerves on which all the vital func-
lions depend
These are the nerves that wear out and
break down.
1t does no good to treat the ailing
organ-the irregular heart-the disordered
liver-the rebellious stomach-the derang-
ed kidneys. They are not to blame. But
go back to the nerves that control them.
There you will find the seat of the trouble
There is nothing new about this-noth-
ing any physician would dispute But it
remained for DR.. Shoop to apply this
knowledge-to put it to practical use. DR..
Shops Restorative is the result of a
quarter century of endeavor along
this~very line. 1t does not dose the organ
or deaden the pain-but it does go at once
to the nerve-the inside nerye-the power
nerve-and builds it up, and strengthens
it and makes it well-and that is the
end OF womanly weakness.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
Simply Write Ne

In more than million homes nv rem
edy is known. 1t has cured womanly
troubles not once, but repeatedly-over
and over again. Yet you may not have
heard of tor hearing may have
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no risk. Simply write and ask. If YOU
have not tried my remedy, viii send you
an order on your druggist for full dol
lar bottie-not sample, but the regular
standard bottle he keeps constantly on
his shelves. The druggist will REQUIRE no
conditions He will accept my order as
cheerfulIy as though your dollar laid be-
fore him. He will send the bill to me.
VIII you accept this opportunity to
learn at my expense absolutely, how to be
rid forever of all forms of wonianly weak
ness-to be rid not only of the trouble
but of the very cause which produced 1t !?
Write today.
For free order forBook on Dyspepsia
a full dollar bottleBook on the Heart.
you must address DR.. Book 3 on the Kid
Shoop, Box 1850, Raj neys
cine, Wis StateBook for Women.
which book youEBook for Men.
want. Book 6 on Rheuma-
tisrn.
In connection with Dr. Shops Restora-
tive it is sometimes advisable to give local
treatment If so, get DR.. Shops Night
Cure. Both remedies are on sale at all
druggists.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13

The report OF an interview with a prom
inent Canadian politician which appeared
in he G o b nearly two months ago IN
which the officer said that the Grand
Trunk system had practically closed a
deal by which the Wisconsin Central was
to become a part of that system, received
further confirmation yesterday In dis
patches from Superior, Wis, and from
common report in this city
1t was given out semi officially yesterday
that President w. H. Whitcomb. of the
Wisconsin Central. has been very active
lately In securing options on lands located
in and about Superior and which are pre-
suTnably to be used for terminals. The
same lands were inspected two weeks ago
by party of Grand Trunk officers, much
to the bewilderment of the people of SUI
perior.
A Great Northern officer who Is familiar
with conditions about Superior said that
he had received an offer for some land
owned by him personally in that town
and had heard that the lot was to form
part of the site of Canadian railroad
terminal. 1t is understood that the Wis
consin Central has bought property. adj
jacent to the lot referred to for terminal
purposes and as the Wisconsin Central is
not Canadian road it is thought to in
d1cate that there is deal on between the
roads mentioned.
- The. new line at the head of the lakes
connecting with eastern Canada and di-
with the Pacific coast and grain fields Of
the northwest, is seriously considered by
railroad men, 1t would introduce new
factor in the field, which might alter the
rate situation to the eastern seaboard-
AdviceS from Superior say that prepara-
tons are being made for extensive rail-
road building in that locality as soon as
the season opens.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
LET Them DIE OFF
So Think Idaho GentiIes of Old
Mormons

WASHINGTON, D.. c., Jan 12.-Near-
~ the entire day in the Smoot inveStiga-
ton was devoted to testimony relating to
political conditions in idaho. Frank Mar
TIN and F. II. Holzheimer, prominent
Idaho Democrats testified that majority
of the Democrats of the state opposed an
unnecessary attack on the Mormon
church, which they said was the effect of
the nti-poiygamy plank of the partys
state platform.
publican state committee, told of taking
advantage of the Democratic charges in
order to get votes for the Republican
ticket. He said the Democrats traded off
Judge Parker, the Democratic candidate
for president, for votes for Heitfeld the
Democratic candidate for governor. J. N.
Whitecotton, of Provo, Utah, gave evil
dence in relation to political conditions in
Utah.
Mr. Martin volunteered the statement
that personally he favored the prosecution
of those guilty of poiygamous cohabitation
but the majority of Gentiles believed that
the best way was to ..iet the old fellows
die off, Mr.. Brady said the last CAM
paign was not fairly started before 1t de.
veloped that the Democrats were not
fghting poiygamy, but Mormonlsm. Sena-
tor Dubois tried to turn all Mormon votes
into the Republican column and as chair
man of the Republican committee witness
tried to get all the votes he could by in
flaming the Mormons against Senator Du-
boiS' methods. -
careful Investigation of the number of
| polygamists in Idaho and TO the best of his
information there were only fifty-six The
younger Mormons were opposed to
| poiygamy ,s.ss
lit is all boshs" said the witness. ito
say that Mormons get everything they
want in Idaho; at least, if they do, they
want very little
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
ROS|NG HEADS
MUNICIPAL LEAGUE
Founder of the Organization Is
Continued as Its Pres
ident

L. A. Rosing, of Cannon Falls, was re-
elected president of the Municipal and
Commercial league, which closed its con-
vention in Minneapolis yesterday after
noon. Leslie Welter, of Moorhead, was
chosen vice president, and J. S. Esbjorns
son, of Litchfield, was made treasurer.
The secretary will be appointed by the ex-
ecutive committee, which will be named
by the PRESIDENT.
Yesterday the league devoted a great
deal of time to the subject of taxation.
w. c. Weber, of Rochester, reported for
the committee on taxes, and by a skillful
manipulation of figures from twenty five
counties out of eighty three in the state
he sought to make it apparent that four
counties, Hennepin, Ramsey, 1tasca and
Polk paid in 1902 at least 100000 less
than their fair proportion of state tax.
He devoted some time to an -Xplanation
of the system of basing state taxes on
the amount of revenue raised by each
county. instead of on the assessed valua-
ton, the system that obtains at present
Yesterday morning Judge F. T. Wilson,
OF Saltwater, read a paper on the Mu-
nicipal CHI II and the Home, and
Charles p Hall, of Cannon Falls dis
cuSsed it at length. The subject for the
afternoon session was Public Service
Corporations and Municipa- Ownership, =
and addresses were made as follows:
Waterworks and Electric Light" by
j. r. Thompson, of Mankato, and "One
Years Experience With New Ulm'S Pub
lie Lighting Plant, - by Adolph Wagner.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
GOES FOR GARDNER
Ex-Actress Sues Millionaire
Race Horse Owner

Special Cable to The Globe
PARIS, jan 12-Tomorrow comes uu
the suit Of Carrie Swain, former actress,
against Frank L. Gardner, an American
millionaire and owner of race horses It
promises to be a celebrated case. Maitre
Labor, who defended Capt Dreyfus Is
the womans lawyer. One purpose of the
suit Is to have an accounting of some
business enterprise in which the PLAINTIFF
and defendant were engaged in Australia
years ago.
incidentally the ex-actress asserts Carl
ner married her in San Francisco in 1885.
She passed as Gardeners wife until 1901.
Then Gardner met Mrs. Legley and fell
in love with her. She reciprocated his
passion. She got a divorce from her hus-
band, and in 1902 she and Gardner were
married. Gardner, it appears. promised
verbally to allow former Mrs. Gardner
$1,000 month to withdraw peacefully
rd but me two women met in Paris, and
carrie Swain. In passing her, Kissed in
suits in her rivals ear. Mrs. Gardner
went home Frustrated by her emotions.
When her husband learned of this he
stopped Carrie SWANS. allowance She
left Paris In 1908 for America to bring
SUIT against Gardner, who said he would
permit her to get divorce in America.
She resided in Sioux Falls s. d., six
months and later lived in Minnesota but
no American divorce was obtained. Now
she seeks to establish the validity of their
marriage, which he denies Automatically
she demands 5000, 600 or alimony of 81 600
a. month. She cannot produce her mar
riage certificate which, she says, Cards
ner destroyed to remove evidence
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
he FAILS TO DIE
Man Swallows Ounces of Chic
reform and Lives

Otto Won Maager, photographer with
a studio at 4101a Second avenue south,
attempted to commit suicide yesterday
morning by swallowing a quantity Of
chloroform-sonoe persons say five ounces
He was discovered almost unconscious by
a young girl employed in the establish
ment and the police notified. He was taken
to the city hospital and at a late hour
last night his condition showed signs of
improvement and the chances for his re-
covery were more than even.
Won Maager was for some time pros
porous photographer He had a studio in
the Dayton building on Nicollet avenue,
but of late he has been overtaken by
financial reverses and was forced to leave
his former quarters and locate himself on
Second avenue
Creditors disturbed him and he brooded
over his financial condition. Yesterday
morning he attired himself in his best
apparel and swallowed what he thought
was fatal draught, but the quantity of
the drug he took had an opposite effect
and made him i'll and when he was found
by one of his assistants he was taken to
the hospital by the police
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
TELLS OF MORPHINE
IN GALLAGHER'S BODY
Prof. carel Testlfies at the Trial of Or.
German at Moorhead
Special to The Globe

Special to The Globe
MOORHEAD, Mimi, Jan. 1.-THE state
rested this afternoon in the German
murder case with the understanding that
one witness may be examined tomorrow
II. G. Carel, toxicologist and professor
OF chemistry of the medical department
OF the state university, was the most
important witness examined today. He
told of having received the stomach and
other organs from the body of James
Gallagher and the amount of poison
found No question was raised as to
Prof. Carels standing as an expert chem
list. but Counsellor Nye, for the defense.
objected. to his testimony from the point
OF a medical expert One of the points
In controversy which was cleared up by
Prof. Carel was that morphine is
product of opium the Indictment charg-
ing opium poisoning. He testified that
there was nothing to indicate that death
resulted from the excessive use of al
cohoi1c drinks All of the organs ex-
.amined contained morphine except the
heart, he said, where only trace was
found Dr.. Hyde, coroner, testified that
1t was his opinion that death was not due
to the excessive use of liquor The testi-
mony will be finished tomorrow, when
the witnesses for the defense will be ex-
amlned The case will go to the jury
on Saturday.
Monday the Molstad murder trial will
begin. Ole Molstad is accused of killing
.C!aus Larson at Winnipeg Junction the
night of Sept 20.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
CHINAMAN SHOOTS
HOLES IN THE SKY
Makes Row When Negro Runs Away
With a Quantity of "Hop''

Sam Sing, a Chinese laundryman at 214
holes in the atmosphere last night with
heavy caliber revolver, and about the
same time Policeman Hohler coHided with
Ivan Striklin, a man of color, and took
According to the story told by Strialin
he is accustomed to the use of chop He
asserted he had been sold an Inferior
the place. and demanded restitution. This
was not agreeable to the managers of the
"washee" house, and he picked up can
about a quarter full and made off with it.
Then the Chinaman cut loose with his
artillery and bombarded the skies, and
the. negro ran into the arms of the police
man and was taken to the station
The Chfnaman maintained he was de-
Tending his property and was not molested
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
WOODWORK ISHERE
Northern Pacific Official viii
Inspect the Lines

James G. Woodwork, traffic manager of
the Northern Pacific arrived in ST. Paul
yesterday and commenced work on his
new duties. Mr.. Woodworth's permanent
as he is to make western trip of in
spection commencing Saturday he has de-
cided not to take hold of the details of
the Office until after his return.
II am still looking over the ground -
said he, land have not fixed my bearings
so far. intend to inspect the line to the
coast and upon my return will enter into
the duties of the office more thoroughly.
/ will leave the Minnesota lines until
spring for inspection, as the winter is a
poor time of the year to go over them
from an official viewpoint. The railroad
advantages Of the Minnesota branches of
the line are to be better seen in summer
Or spring than at this season of the year.
] expect to be away several weeks. . =
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13

RED CLOUD. Neb.. Jan. 12.-Ex- Gov.
Silas CARRIER, the first governor of Ne
braska under the new Constitution, died
of a paralytie stroke early today.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-01-13
Recess at Pierre

Special to The Globe
PIERRE, Sd, Jan. 12.-Everything in
both houses gave way today to an early
adjournment in view of the recess. The
house business was the introduction of
bills by Clark. to appropriate s9,O25 for the
deficiency at the soldiers home; by
Tubbs allowing county commissioners to
build or repair county buildings without a
vote; by Gropengieser, to change the class
ifieation of horses for taxation. putting
range stock in aslist by itself. Bills to al
low towns to condemn property outside
the limits for waterworks purposes was
advanced on the calendar.
Bills introduced in the senate-By Sho-
Der, to limit liability of policyholders in
mutual companies and providing for the
election of an insurance commissioner; by
Neill, empowering sheriffs to levy taxes
on the goods of transient merchants; by
Hutchinson, to make lightning rod and
machine notes nonnegotiable. Both houses
went into joint session to listen to an adj
dress by ]. w. Shepard. chemist at the
agricultural college, on pure foods. All
the members left for their homes, the adj
Journment being to Tuesday of next
week.