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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-20
3. F. HEALEI THROWN
FROM HIS CARRIAGE

An accident in which D. F. Healey. Of
1918 Nineteenth street. was severely in
jured about the face, occurred In front
CT the White House about 8 O'Clock this
morning.
Mr.. Healey was driving on the Penn
sylvania avenue car tracks when an
cast bound car struck the rear of his
buggy. He was hurled to the street
landing on his face. Treatment for
lacera tons and bruises was had al the
Emergency Hospital. ana the injured
man went to his home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-20
Don't Use Eoor Oil.

For use on sewing machines. bicycles
and al purposes requiring 4 fine lubri-
cant the best is cheapest in the end
Genuine Singer oil can only be obtained
at Singer stores. Look for the red S.
1716 14th st NV. GIG eth ST NV. 229 Pa.
ave. Sc. s063 NJ st NV Washington,
D. c.; 526 King St, Alexandria. Va.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-20
LOUISE DEMANDS poWRY.

FLORENCE. Feb. 20-The Countess
of Montignoso, Princess Louise. former
wife Of King Frederick of Saxony, will
bring suit against her former husband
for the restitution OF her dowTy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-20
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

w. w. Stokes, 26, and Gertrude NJ.
Hardisty, g.
w. E. Ennis. %. and Daisy V Jarvis.
"a, both of Alexandria, Va.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-20
The seaboard Florida Limited Leave

Washington daily at 6:25 p m, arriving
at St Augustine 2:10 p. m, next day,
making quickest time. Two other high
class trains for Pinehurst Southern
Pines, and CamCer and Southern resorts.
Office 1421 Pennsylvania avenue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-20
Mans Best Friend in Adversity

Is his bank account Open an account
with banking dept. cf Union Trust Co,
1ff4 f ST. Interest on all accounts.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
Al EzperIment MIth prunkards.

In berlin they have introduced a
unique method OF caring for the
drunkards that lie about the streets.
A corps Of women from the service
They go about in couples and assist
the helpless ones to the police
stations.
Says Public Opinion: ct is GER
tainly significant that women should
be chosen for this work. The object
is to have her appeal to the intOxicat-
ed man entirely by virtues Of her
wOmanhOOd."
Well, it certainly is significant-sig-
nihcant in Europe, where women are
small potatoes. You will notice the
appeal is to the intoxicated one. The
pleasure is all his"
How would you like some Of your
women relations to hold that job?
It viii strike American minds that
when q man is drunk it is a decided
" peculiar time to attempt an appeal
90 him entirely by virtue Of woman
hood
Maybe it's all right.
But in America, where he comes
staggering down the street, his brain
sOdden and his breath reeking, we
who love our women viii TRIP to shield
them from the disgusting sight
And then We'u call a policeman
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
MIR BTTTINSK

Did you ever see the like for luck
Of this man Roosevelt, says William
Allen White Time and again he has
butted in-as he did in Cuban recip-
rOcity, and in railroad legislation and
the trust question and the coal strike,
and evry time he has won. And more
than that every time the people have
been with him in his winning. Every
time he has had a moral purpose be
hind him. Strange isn't it, that, given
a strong man, luck always gets on
the moral side Of any question: It is
the weakling and the wobbler that
changes the luck of Gods side in a
fight But President Roosevelt has
been strong. and his strength has
brought victory wherever he has es-
pOused the right He has gone out
Of his way TO do il and has been
known to his enemies as Mr.. But
unski-" He has seen humanity lying
bleeding on the Jericho road, and has
not been with the priest and the
Levite in passing on the other side.
He has been the Good Samaritan of
this decade. The Good Samaritan
was a buttinski-an good people who
try TO relieve the poor from the ini-
quities OF the StrOng-are buttinskies.
If it hadn't been for Mr.. Buttinski
during the ages. the world would not
be as far along toward the golden
age is il is today
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
just a Remembrance.

when I was in Toxic began
the man with red whiskers, but he
was interrupted by one Of the group
with:
"Oh. you are going to say you know
all about the Japanese"
no sir, wasn't. When was in
Toxic
When was that2'
Ten years ago, sir. When was in
Toxic I bought a lacquered box for
81
That couldn't be bought here in
the States for less than ten"
I didn't say 50, sir. simply
thought So On getting back to New
York, however, I found the same iden-
teal make Of box for IS cents"
But where's the point? What are
you driving at2"
II am simply relating to you a lit
tie remembrance"
But why do you relate it?''
''Why2 Why2 Why. you idiot. to
satisfy you that I was never in Toxic
in my life, and don't want TO be, and
that I don't care a copper cuss for
Jap or Russian Ny business IS sell
ing waterproof paint. and guaran-
tee the color TO last as long as this
ON my Whiskers."
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
Indian Name Of pixies Peak.

Does any one know what name was
given to Pixies peak by the Utes or
the Indian tribes Of the plains?
At the request Of General Palmer,
Henry Russell Wray Of the chamber
OF commerce has been investigating
this question for the past two weeks,
and yesterday received a letter from
H. L Hall, post trader at IgnaciO,
Colo.
'I find" said Mr.. Hall, that the
name given to Pixies peak by the
Ute Indian is A-cOw-a-ca-dee,' which
when translated, means Mountain
With the Red Rocks or Red Top
Mountain In pronOuncing the Indi-
an name the accent is placed on the
syllable COW and all the as in the
word are long"
Among other letters written by Mr..
Wray was one to BuckslEin Charlie,
who holds that there is some dispute
as to the Interpretation Of the Ute
name He says the mountain was
composed to a red whirlwind such as
occur in Arizona and New Mexico, and
that the name probably signified
Mountain Of the Red Whirlwind.
When it is taken into consideration
that whirlwinds and billiards are OF
common occurrence on the peak, the
latter Interpretation seems to be the
more reasOnable.-COlOra Springs
Telegraph
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
FEMALE ANGELS.

CANCELS are always represented as
men According to Biblical informa-
ton there are no female angels in
heaven.-Words Of ArchdeacOn Sin
clair Of LOndon-)
It may be true, what Sinclair says,
have no proof It's not
In fact, the scriptures bear him out
In what looks like a plot
When Jacob stood beside the ford
I Of Jabbok, in the void,
The wrestling angel who came down
Was not Of female mold
And Angel Gabriel, on the watch.
Is masculine, dare,
For where in heaven could there be
found
A female ghosts won't scare?
And even in the Psalms Of old
We read that linen did eat
OF angels food" to make them strong,
And fly the Christ TO meet"
And all through Revelations runs
A story John described,
OF angel men who showed him things
No mortal man e'er bribed.
The nearest inference that we have
That women might have wings,
Is where Apostle Peter says:
Angels look into things"
So much for scriptures, old and new.
Now, I've got a word to say
If there's no woman in the place
I'll change my course today.
( For what would heaven be without
A female form aroundl
Who wants to live through endless
days
Where none but men are found?
And if there is another place
| Where angel women stay
/ Although it be outside Of heaven
I'll check my trunk that way
One thing 1 know, this world is full
OF angels feminine,
lsAnd I'd be lonesome were they left
This side Of JOrdan's brine
| They're angels here, God bless them all,
And when with earth I'm through,
/ I'll stay outside the pearly gates
Unless they go in too.
But believe, no matter what
The deaCOns have to say,
| That female angels live above
/ That's why I'm going that way.
| A Z Mayfeld in Denver News.
In ancient times the angels fell
And SHINING were hurled down TO
hell
Were we to trust the inspired pen,
The whole darned lot were surely
men.
1 II none in heaven, and none down there
The gentle, loving ones are where
! In Elysian fields? Give me a comp
/ I'll hike to with those angels rOmp.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
THE HABIT OF LAUNDERING
SILVER.

From Denver News
Heaven only can account for the
cOnyOlUtiOns Of the brain OF the or
binary man who falls in with the
scheme Of the gold standard bankers
to massacre the silver dollar. 1t Is
easy enough to understand what the
bankers are driving at and it is easy
To surmise that they believe the public
to be short on reasoning capacity. It
suits their book to destroy the silver
dollars and place bank notes in cfrcu-
latiOn instead OF them. but how they
expect to harmonic their demand for
more currency in one breath with
their demand for the redemption and
retirement OF the silver dollars in the
next breath is beyond comprehension
and would puzzle a Locke to describe.
The committee OF the national as
ISOLATION has brought in its usual re-
communication It demands that
sufficient special reserve Of gold shall
be accumulated to redeem and re-
tire the $500, 100000 Of silver dollars
which form part Of the currency. 1t
must follow that the silver thus re-
deemed would be wholly removed
from circulation and thrown upon the
silver market, except SO far as a pOr-
ton OF IL might be used for the coin
age OF small change. Such a deluge
OF SILVER on the open market, OF
course, would knock the price down
for some years and would infiict a
needless and wantOn injury upon the
communities which produce silver.
Only q couple Of days ago the vice
president OF the greatest Rockefeller
bank told the assembled bankers that
there was grave danger of tempo
rary disaster" if a speculative fever
we're to strike the stock market on
top Of the present high level Of prices
unless the supply OF currency was in
creased Yet in the face Of that warn
ing the committee on resolutions did
not hesitate to bring in a resolution
demanding that the government shall
withdraw an additional $500, 900, 900
OF currency Of the very kind that is in
constant circulation, and destroy it
The denunciatiOn OF silver and the
silver dollar seems to have become a
habit with these gentlemen and they
are unable to cure themselves OF it
even when it leads them into contra
dictiOns which would make them the
laughing stock OF the country were il
not that their dicta are received as
little less than inspired BY a very
large number Of unthinking persons
They cloak q selfish and unworthy
motive behind pretended concern for
the stability Of the monetary system
'Ehs- News has not much feaT that
any measure looking Tor the destruc-
tsen % s6scsoo6.e coo win be passed 50
lens e congress remains ~ Pce
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

From Philadelphia Record.
Life isn't worth living, unless you
make it So
There's many a slip in a literary
career-many a rejection slip.
You don't have to depend on the
elevator man to run you down.
In a walking match the fellow who
comes out ahead also comes out
a-fOOt.
The theatrical manager, as well as
the racing man, wants run for his
money.
The woman may be the better half,
but it's generally the man who does
the betting.
The banana skin can give the worm
cards and spades at turning when it is
trOdden upon.
The only time some people get busy
is when they are meddling with other
peoples business.
Some people are bound to attract
attention, even if they have to wear
squeeky shoes to do it
The restaurant man now realizes
that a sparrow in the hand is worth
two reed birds in the bush
The lazy man might take a few les
sons from the gas meter. It works
overtime without complaining.
Nellie actually kissed my hand.
BeIle-What did you dO2 Nell
told him il was entirely out Of place.
Wigg-I wonder If a society woman
really finds a husband useful Wagg-
Oh, yes, when she wants to make the
other men Jealous.
When the average girl practices the
scales she might save the piano and
substitute a weighing machine once in
a while.
at the club, doesn't he2 SlObbbs-
Yes; his wife even sends him her cat
home cards there
Mrs Buggins docking Up from heI
paper)-The original bearded lady is
dead Mr. Buggins-Gracious! he
must have been a pretty old man.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20

Il Is a bad habit to borrow anything
borrow, IS trouble When sick. sore.
heavy, weary and WORKOUT BY the
pains snd pOisons OF dyspepsia, bill
ousnesS, BriEhrs disease, and similar
internal disorders, don't sit down and
for relief 60 Electric Bsttsrs. Here
Tou VIII ind sure and permanent for
EetflIness o. ali Jour troubles. and
Tclr BODY Ull not ne r1-leued ~ Q
tcal o. oe1L cl911ze AT l1cCre q
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
FRANCE w1Ns ..AUro.y 20.
Big Machine Made 2ss Miles in 276
Minutes

NEW YORK, Oct 14-Hemery,
driver Of an eighty-horse power
French machine, won the interna-
tiOnaI automobile race for the Van
derbilt cup on Long Island today.
Hemery covered the 2S5 miles Of the
course in 276 minutes and eight sec
Onds, Heath was second, Tracy third
and L.ancia fourth Lancia has en-
tered a protest. The unofficial elapsed
time Of the four leaders in the auto
mobile race was as follows;
Hemery, 4:36-Os; Heath, 4:39:40;
Tracy, 4-5S:26; Lancia, 10000.
Lancia, the leader in the eighth
round, cOliided with Christie at a
gasoline control No one was hurt
Lancia, however, was compelled to
temporarily withdraw from the race.
The starters were
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
MIR. BRYAN Is IN JAPAN.

Much Space Devoted by the Toxic
Papers to the NebrasIzan.
TOXIC, Oct. 14.-William J. Bryan
arrived here with his family today.
The local papers express great pleas
IRE at the prospect Of a visit from Mr.
Bryan and devote much space to the
history of his political career.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
Ne,r Cure Tor Cancer-

All surface cancers are now known
to be durable BY Bucklen's Arnica
Salve- James Walters Of DufieId, Va
writes Il had a cancer on my lip
for years, that seemed incurable, till
Bucklen's Arnica Salve healed il, and
now fl is perfectly WE'LL Guaranteed
cure for cuts and burns, 25c at Moore
& StevensOn's drug store.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20

are often frustrated BY sudden break
down. due to dyspepsia or constiPa-
ton Brace up and take Dr.. kings
New Life Pills They take ont the
materials which are cfoSgins your en-
erEfzs. and EiFs Fou q new Start Cure
headache ard dfzEIu.zzz. tc1. AZ e-cCEe
. Eterelg1r'g DIRK ETcrrf 49, GueT-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
! W.G.T.U. COLUMN
MRS EVA N. Editor
MRS NARY c. KUHL8IAN,
associate Editor.

= = = = = = = = . = = = = = . = =
= Our Motto: I'VE mean to be as =
= pleasant as sunshine, but as per =
y sistent as fate. -
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
Strayeu.

Three steers and two heifers, com
ing three years old, with T branded on
the right hip. Liberal reward viii be
given to finder. Inform Charles Faline
or c. A. Stalgren, GoOdland, Kan.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
BENEVOLENT ASSIMILATION"

From Topeka Capital
The Army and Navy Journal has
some ideas about government Of the
Philippines. Things must be done in
the Philippines" it says, Ito convince
capitalists that the American Occupa-
ton Of the islands is a permanency,
that we mean business, and that mon
ey invested there will be fully pro
tected. No modern nation ever ac-
quired a territory approaching the
Philippines in value and so persist
emily neglected to provide it with
needful defenses as we have neglected
these islands,"
This is one view, but directly con-
trary to the original republican view,
which Mckinley prOpOunded- That
was that the government Of the Phil
ippines should be founded on the in
terests Of the people of the Philip
pines. The Army and Navy Journal
view is that the rich Philippines will
not invite American capital as they
should unless it is plainly declared
that the occupation by the United
States will be permanent, and not
only that, but that this occupation
will be with the object Of exploiting
the islands in the interest Of Ameri-
can capitalists. This is the interpre-
tatiOn of the Army and Navy Jour
nails policy Of declaring the perman-
enCy of American government, that
I'VE mean business and that money
invested there will be fully protect
ed Laws for the Philippines should
be directed towards helping the resi-
dents Of the island to get hold OF the
land and develop their resources, not
to taking the property away from
them
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20

The Farmers National bank Oashes
all kinds Of grain checks
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20

wanted-Two clerks at c. NJ. Mil
lfsack's.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
POOH POOH

From Topeka Herald
Down east a lot Of smarties are
voting on the names OF eminent
Americans who shall be entitled TO
places in the Hall Of Fame. Only a
few know where the Hall Of Fame is
located, apparently, and mighty few
outside the committee Of one hundred
seem to care. But the one hundred
are voting sOIemniy that this Ameri-
can is famous, that one is not fam
Gus, that one is, and 50 on and 50 on
through the long list OF possibilities
Among those rejected IS Edgar Al
len Poe. Among those accepted is
Mary Lyon Who knows who Mary
Lyon is? And who does not know who
Edgar Allen Poe is-Or was? Any
schOOIbOy knows that Poe is a fam
Gus American, and majority Of them
have recited, at one time or another,
by choice or cOmpulsiOn-
"QuOth the Raven NevermOre-"
And still the one hundred owls who
are selecting occupants for the Hall
Of Fame do not know who Poe is or
else do not consider him famous
We apprehend their standard OF
judgment is wrong They are looking
for faults They are working with a
microscope instead Of looking into the
small end OF the telescope, as they
should do The figure that is large
enough to appear through a telescope
reversed is large enough to be safely
included among the tenants Of the
Hall Of Fame
Being known by reputation to q
very large number Of people is fame
/ The highest kind Of fame is being re-
/ membered by a good many after YOU
/ have been a long time dead. The tip
| top pinnacle Of Fame is leaving a lot
| Of poems to be recited by school boys
1 Of succeeding generations. LOngfellOw
/ is famous Whittier is famous. Bry-
ant and Lowell and Mrs. Hemans and
i Oliver WendaU Holmes are famous
/ And by the same token Poe Is as fam
i Gus as any OF them
The Committee Of One Hundred
| Wise Ones may say what it pleasss
4 the man who lost LenOre and found
Il the Raven, who rang the Bells and
| searched for AnnabeI Lee is a famOu:
i American, and his fame will endure
/ after the committee Of one hundred
| and all its works have been forgotten
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20

The race for the Vanderbilt cup
was started at s o'clock this morning
on the AIineola, Long Island, course.
Jenatzy, in Robert Graves German
12O-hOrse power car, was first to start,
followed quickly by eighteen others
at one minute intervals. The course
was 28.3 miles around and was to be
covered ten times, making the total
distance of the race 2S3 miles. JenatZy,
who started first finished the round
ahead, having made the 2S.3 miles in
p minutes 80 seconds. Duray, in a
13O-hOrse power French machine, was
second in 26:26. Wagner, in a French
8O-hOrse power machine, was next.
Hemary, the winner in tOday's race,
had made the high average of a trifie
more than 81 miles an hour in the
373-mile- race Of the Ardennes circuit
this season. The best average time
ever made in the historic Gordon Ben
nett cup race was 81 miles an hour,
done by Jenatzy in 1903, when he won
the cup. Bingley averaged nearly 56 Y
miles three weeks ago over this
course, but he made only four laps,
whereas the conditions today called
for ten circuits Of the course. When
Heath won the Vanderbilt cup for
France last year his average was 52.2
miles
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-10-20
He Departed.


Grape juice has Killed more than
grape shOt.-Spurgeon-
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1905-01-10
The Z|ONISTS
Commission to Examine
Territory in East
Africa.
OFFERED BY BRITISH

London, Jan. 9.-The Jewish expe-
dition which is to examine the tract
of territory in East Africa offered
by the British government for Zion
list settlement, will begin its tour on
Tuesday, January 10, starting at Mem
beso. The commission lie headed by
Major A. st. Hill Gibon, the well
known African traveller. the other
members being Professor Kaiser, of
Bale, and DIR. Wilbusch. a civil en-
gineer.
From Membesa the commissioners
will proceed by the Uganda railway
as far as Lundiana, the station for
the southern extremity of the Zion
ist reserve. There they will be met
by cara yan and on the following day
the expedition will start on its work
in the Jewish reserve.
In order that Major Gibon's re-
port may be available for the Zionist
COuBItSS WulCu luttlo III nPiii' NhS
time at the disposal of the commits
sion is very limited. 1t has, however,
been arranged that Major Gibbon,
who is due back in England at the be-
ginning of April, will have two clear
months in the Zionist settlement ex-
amining the district with a view to
reporting upon it's advisability for pur-
poses of a white settlement. Rough
ly the extent of the reserve is some
5000 square miles, part of IL running
within 20 to 40 miles of the Uganda
railway.
Major Gibbon believes in the feas-
ibility of founding a Zionist SETTLE
ment in Africa. In this connection
he said yesterday:
while admitting that there are
two sides to this question, as to most
questions, l consider that if the origi-
nal scheme for an agricultural settle
ment be out into force the objections
which have been raised to this Zion
ist movement will be found to have
been exaggerated. i have long adyo-
Gated that some such scheme should
be adopted for planting agricultural
colonies on the high and healthy pla-
teaux of Africa where the conditions
of life, when once the ordinary COM
forts of civilization have been intro
duced, will prove to be at least equal
to those of South Africa or those of
the southern states of America. OF
course the Jew who has settled in
England does not take up farming
as the conditions in England are
scarcely likely to tempt any one but
the Jewish agriculturalist in South
Russia and in those districts of Pal
estine and eastern Europe where the
experiment has been made have prov
ed to be hard working, painstaking
and intelligent.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1905-01-10
GOVERNOR ADAMS
OF COLORADO WILL BE INAuG-
uRATED WITH DEMOCRATIC
SIMPLICITY.

Denver, Colo, Jan. S.-Governor
Peabody stated tonight that he had
not decided when he will file notice Of
contest against the Inauguration Of
Governor-elect Adams, Democrat.
Many Republicans say that the gov
ernor will not contest, but State Chair
man Farley, of the Republican ma
tional committee announced tonight
that a contest will be pushed to the
end.
The senate adjourned at 3 o'clock
Sunday morning without having con-
firmed either of Governor Peabody's
nominations for the Supreme court.
1t is expected, however, that the SEN
ate may confirm Bailey, who is a
Wolcott Republican but it is thought
it will never confirm Goddard who is
an anti-Wolcott man.
The second appointment will prob
ably be left to Governor Adams. Prep
arations are being made for the in
auguration of Governor Adams. 1t
will be as Democratic as it can possi-
bly, be made and absolutely without
display.