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The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23
ORDERED UP HOME RUNS.
When the Chemistry Professor Para,
lyzed the Professional Coach.

Eddie Ashcnback, one Of bascball'a
best comedians, dropped into the
Cleveland's training camp down at
Atlanta the other day and told thic
story.
i was coaching the University OF
North Carolina ball team in 1902" re
marked Ash, "and | was out with the
squad one day when the professor OF
chemistry came over with a note book
full OF advice. He was an officious
animal and handed me all kids of
wise tips how to run team. Finally
he walked up with this
OH say-coach!'
Yes, professor said I, what is
it?'
when you get man on each cor
ner of the bases-have the bases quite
occupied, as 1t were-I wish you
would instruct the batter to knock the
ball over yonder,' and he pointed
to a bunch Of weeds four and hall
miles away, If it was a foot. Order.
ing up home runs like ham and eggs
or bottle of beer.
81 thought he was joking at first
urtil ] saw he meant 1t. Have | got
to do this and hold my job?' asked
him. IF | have, what times does the
next train leave?'
well, before ! got through I had
t' compromise and agree to have the
tflck turned every other time"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23
Why He Got Mad.

Il admire first-class idiot as well
as any one" remarked Hawkins on
his first trip down town after a six
weeks illness, but some people suit
me too WELL"
why, what's the trouble?" asked
the druggist, as he wrapped up a bot
tie of tonic for the invalid.
We'll, you know ! haven't been out
OF the house for nearly two months
until three days ago, when managed
to get down 10 the front gate for a
little fresh air." said the sick man
as he picked up the bottle, land
while | was standing there a neighbor
came along and exclaimed "Why
hello. old chap! Been away, haven't
you? Have good time? You are
looking well! Now. say, wasn't that
enough u frcckle the disposition Of
a saint2"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23
sEEDlNo IN PROGRESS m WEST.
ERN CANADA.
Mild Weather is Bringing Thousands
of Settlers.

OF Settlers.
The splendid yields of wheat, oats
and barley produced by the farmers
Of Western Canada and the excellent
prices received for the same, have
been the means OF giving an increased
interest throughout the United States
AS n result the inquiries made OF the
Agents OF the Canadian Government
have nearly doubled over those of the
same period last year. Railroad COM
ranies are putting on increased car
rJing capacity to meet the demand
made upon them for carrying passen-
gers and freight. Everything points
to a most prosperous year. There is
room for hundreds of thousands ad-
ditional settlers, much new land hav.
Ing been opened up for settlement
this year.
1t Is quite interesting to look
through the letters received from the
Americans who have settled in West
crn Canada during the past few years,
and considering the large number It
Is surprising how few there arc who
have not succeeded. An extract from
n letter written by Mr.. Geo M. Girls
void of Red Deer, Alta, formerly Of
Grever, Montana, written on the 2nd
OF January is as follows:
IL am located ~ miles from a
beautiful lake 10 miles long, where
there is church, school, 3 stores,
creamery and two postofices. The
tho stock, both cattle (cows and
stcers) horses, hogs and sheep arc
rolling fat, grazing in pasture to-day,
lust little snow, hardly enough for
good sleighing, as we just had a Chi
nook which has melted the roads and
laid bare the fields and pasture. There
ere fine wheat, oats, barley and fax
raised here, also winter wheat and
timothy hay for export to British Co.
lunbia. This IS mixed farmin o.
and dairy country. This is the right.
lime TO get foothold In tho Canadian
West, as 1t was some years ago in tho
United States. We are free from
wind gumbo and alkali here and have,
line, clear soft well and spring water
ut depth OF from to 20 feet. and
lots Of open everfiowing springs"
Tclegraphic adviccs from Medicine.
lIat say that seeding has commenced
at Medicine Hat, Lethbridge and other
points. At tho former place the tenn.
perature moderated gradually until on
Tho 10Th the maximum was As and tho.
minimum 26. Thermometer readings
since then have been as follows;
goth, AZ and SO; 21st, 54 and "a; 22nd
b6 and 80, 2Srd, 4S and 40; Gath, as
and &c.
During tho last few days in Feb.
r'ary considerable ploughing was
Ione near Lethbridge. p. A. PuI,ov
recent arrival from Montana
poughed and narrowed fifteen acres
end Il. Laliborty about the samo
amount. Rev Coulter White has aIso
been narrowing his farm. All repor,,
The ground frost free and In excellent
condition. Bricklaying has also begun
IN town. At lIartney further east oo
TIC 25th February the sun was warn,
and bright, wheeled carriages wer,
IL use and the plowed fields look nc ir
tncy are ready for tho pross drills
There Is every appearance that snrir.
has arrived. but farmers do nor uie,
70 be deceived by appearances nm,
soneeNuontly have not commenced +.
lsc their b'uCstOuH ana sccI whoa,
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23
Buy on Credit in China.

Foreigners in China buy nearly
everything on credit, giving signed
"chits" for every purchase, the reason
being their unwillingness to load
themselves down with silver or native
ccin, while paper money fluctuates toe
much.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23
To Socthe a Bruised Finqer.

II in hammering in a nail you by
mistake hit your finger or thumb, ho'G
the injured member in water as hot as
YOU can bear for few minutes. Thi,
draws cut the inflammation aud re
,ieycs the pain In wonderful way.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23

Hundreds OF dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality OF De-
lance Starch is fast taking place OF
Ill other brands, Others say they can
aot sell any other starch.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23

Dealers say that as soon as a GUS
toner tries Defiance Starch il is i'm
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. 1t can be used cold or.
boiled.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23

The woman who thinks she can
manage her husbands affairs never
makes known how she would do IT.
Philadelphia Bulletin
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-23
He Wasn't mute.

III give YOU a kiss if YOU winute."
And he won the kiss.
AS was planned by the miss,
But he was too shy to begnute.
Fort Worth Record.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

THE the Denver election agitated the the
uufavoable advertising that getting will
qui long time and the voices OF the people in
prayer the qparreng by all To close OBJ
the has entirely lost sight OF and instead of
being question whether Adams Peabody elected
the Denver and Pueblo
the daily reports the proceedings omit entirely the
the Confidence the daily has been
badly shaken BY the conflicting reports No of the
cecngs the contrary, each publication
itself the made by the other that the
gives disgust The petty ambition
principals should be snotcred welfare
and effected and might not be bad idea to have both
Peabody step governors
fa upon shoulders Mcdonald
that should Troublesome Tom
would Immediately and declare that Mcdonald
auduent ballot bogus
republican, by republicans every
the and thus ritate the fostering that the
% long been afflicted with
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

charges would largely
as follows
Much the dumps grade Boulder Gpin and
reach the and Golden selters mills
Idaho Springs special Of cents and 81 The
caps-coal machinery supplies
incident the in shows that the railroad
ment havem made mistake
Third rank of importance improved milling practice
The
pioneered this beginning 1894 when the
freight from Black Hawk compelled Glpin
the old OF 10 gold
best that could expected from
pn belt One leading Idaho Springs managed by
graduate Colorado Mines capitalized
overbauled mill
the last condition that mill much than the
mills the Perigo and Gold
Gilpin the Moat This leading gold district
in 1868 to 1878, when silver drew the miners away.
mining at less cost ton and steady market
heretofore penaized
Of improvement the latter ranging
r33 Clear Creek And there room"
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18
Hogs and Bonysne star. a, a Club.

The Colorado representative Hogg and Bonygne per
dinner recently the Tnaus Club
Wilmington composed OF the Fftyghth
Congress their first and dinners of the Club
rival dining organization. the Gdron Club
this Speaker Cannon the Secre
ars Treasury them nearly
Of Congress prominent official life assembled
feature the dinner alleged from the President
OF the Club the of his
The Club responded and established telephone
communications White appe the President
its choice OF cabinet officers.
Hogg spokesman of the Club the telephone
with President Roosevelt the Club
in an uproar OF laughter the entire evening.
the fun and nominated Serene
Republican House leader candidate for secretary
dinner made by Speaker Cannon who
previously nominated president succeed Mr.
selt by o. the Club speakers.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18
High School Notes.

+ All the boys of the school are anxiols-
+ ~ awaiting the date when Judge Lindsey
is to deliver his lecture, The Misfortune
of Mickey" in this city.
+ Oscar Anderson. having accepted men
b~rship in the Sophomore class, resign
as president Of the Freshman class. Ms
Mvra McFarlane was chosen to iiI The
vacancy.
+ The Freshmen boys program given on
MONDAY afternoon was well rendered aad
showed that each number had b=en
given careful preparation and stu ,.
A number OF visitors were present
The first of a series Of games betwe-u
the Sophomore and Freshmen baske'
ball teams Was played last Saturday uisbi
resulting in victory for the latter team
by ascofe Of = to 20. Tue game sas
witnessed by large crowd.
The Commercial Arithmetic aud some
OF The Senior class we're shown throug b
the First National Bank on wednesasy
afternoon They we're shown the diff
ent kinds Of notes, drafts. bonds and c.r-
feney. each in turn being fully explain
to the class by Mr.. Bash. in fact. thee
was nothing which was not shown sd
explained The main feature was the
elegant two compartment steel yaali
which has recently been installed TIE
weight OF the vault is ~ tons Of whieh
the door oi the lower compartment aloe
wei CHS tons. aud not Sithstanding th~
immense weigh, it IS as easily opeHel
aud closed as any door. On the ins Re
Of the vault Is a small safe. a series at
safety deposit boxes and files far all inn
poriaut papers, records, etc. The dos
of both the vault and safe are SUI pssrd
with time locks, the mechanism ot Ehich
were also explained The upper COM
tssrtrrent is used for the storage oi all
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

senate accountancy bill receiving
support the and
raising standard OF this class OF work
plane occupy. The bill provides that
citizen Of the United States having place for the regular transaction
this
good moral character being graduate
high years having bad equivalent
the Board OF Account
aney certificate his qualifications practice public expert
shall styled Certified Public Account
The bill further provides that the shall appoint three
board
accounancy whom shall appear all applicants who desire
penalty punishment all persons
attempt to practice p holding certificate of he
board.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18
NOTICE OF FINAL sETTlnMfyr

Ia the matter Of the estate Of Jeseph E Chester.
deceased.
Notice Is hereby given. that Monday the enh
DAY OF February A. D. 1906. being Of the regular
tsss of the December term of the County Court oi
Clear Greek County. In the State of C.5lo,zSp /,
Ffedenck E. Angose. A1mnis,rator Of SAD estate
viii appear before the Judge of SAID Court, present
my hnsf settlement as such Administrator cray me
approval OF the and will then ARMY ii - di<-
charged as such Administrator. at which time and
place any person IN interest may appear ami present
objections to the sane. n asy there be-
Dased at Idaho Springs. Cosors3o January II 1pny
FREDERICK E. ANGOyE
Administrator Of the estate of Joseph & Chester
deceased.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

books, records. etc. The adding n, &C hine,
which IS al o recent requirement.
vas given special attention and the
boys especially, were wishing one would
be installed in the school so as to make
less work for them. The class sppreci-
are the trip very much and thank ali
the employees for the courteous treatment
rendered them.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18
Condition. in a Pioneer Belt.

improved activity and the gains output cf ore from the
Creek belt of Colorado made the subject of
Rocky Mountain After
January the correspond
of which
lowering of melr railroad
proved milling practice opening market for
The railroads with
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18
a GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

Itching. blind. bleeding or protrud-
ing piles. Druggists refund money II
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any
case. no matter of how long standing.
in six to fourteen days. First applica-
lion gives ease and rest, 50 cents. II
Your druggist hasn't It send so cents
n stamps. and II will be forwarded.
postpaid. by Paris Medicine Company,
:. Louis, Missouri.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

Losr-A package Of gents inen
handkerchiefs marked J. ]. 5. Fiuder
will be resarded by returning same to
Sherwin's drug store
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

JAcoH the friend of Roosevelt responsible for story
illustrating congestion the East side in New York
different families be said living trying
single each family being apporoned to different
got along right that, said M Riis
O the families took toarder.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

New Mexico and Oklahoma taken into sterhood OF states
citizens when mentioned
many residents III Arizona who want
office representation without population But the statehood
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

Shepperson being party gross election
go toward placing the rpon-
sbtity miserable where belongs Verify when
theives fall out. just get their deserts
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

legislator has measure which
in the state wonders
would the that have before
fyng TO hoseha tweku of
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

Try Us for ranch eggs. Vegetable.
poultry and meats. THERo & Co.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

just the grounding retired to his winter quarters
outside probability his shadow would have
frozena stuck fast to him.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY,
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE
Tablets. All druggists refund the
money II II fails to cure z. w. Groves
signature is on each box. 25 cents.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

DIR. H. 0. Allen. the Dentist.
Idaho Springs siftings., 1905-02-18

cold spell of week to have been the backbone
has only been sPrained
o be
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
Ancient Egypt
Knew the Virtues Of tho
liking of Foods

Since the earliest annals Of Old
Egypt, wheat has been recognized
as the king of foods.
1t has held its sway down to the
present day, Notwithstanding the
fact that in many forms of making
wheat into food products, some Of
the best elements are lost.
Bread has been aptly termed,
"the staff of life," as it alone of
known foods has all the elements
that are needed to sustain life.
Exx-O-See contains all the best
elements of wheat in far more
healthful and delicious form than
any bread, crackers or ordinary
wheat foods. In addition to the
best whole wheat delicately faxed
and crushed, 1t is made still more
digestible by the addition of refined
diastase, the highest grade of malt.
There are no premiums or gifts,
in the Egg-O-See package; moth
ing but full measure Of the highest
grade of cereal food in the world.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
Isn't This Absolutely Truep

Nothing ever became popular-here or
in any other CONTRIBUTIONS reason.
Popular men have merit of some kind,
must have, or they would not be popular.
They must have exceptional merit and
wonderful character If their popularity in
creases with time.
As with men, SO with goods. So with
any article that is on the market. 1t can
not increase its sales, it cannot be adopt
ed as a standard article, it cannot Sur
vive generations unless it have real, inner
ent merit.
Millions of dollars spent in advertising
any article without merit, are just wasted,
so far as continued sales are concerned.
Intelligent housekeepers cannot be COM
PEELED to buy what they do not approve of.
That much is a self-evident fact. 1t
cannot be gainsaid. But it tells its own
story of Lion Coffee and it's quality
coffee that has been the leader of all
package coffees tor more than quarter
of century, that has steadily grown in
the affections of millions of American
bones since the first introduction, long,
long ago.
Its unexcelled favor, perfect purity and
uniform quality; its absolute. cleanliness
and neat appearance, have endeared 1T to
the hearts of the people.
Good grocers will tell you this, but those
who drink coffee ought to know much
more about quality than they who simply
sell il.
Insist on Lion Coffee. buy no loose cof-
Zee lin bulk)- don't know what you
get. How can your grocer!
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
pRlvEN,To DESPERATION.
Rejected suitor, in the Depth Of His
Detection, Determines to
Go to Work.

Tell me, my daughter" said Mr..
relates London Tit-Bits, as he led his only
child to seat in the drawing-room,
wasn't wasn't young Mr.. Gasket here last
Eyes father. Why do you ask"
"Did you and he have quarrely
mo, father, not quarrel exactly; But
tell me! Has anything happened to himy"
did he or did he not propose. marriage
to your :, 80, ~
now thoroughly alarmed. DO tell me 1t
anything has happened to him. Has he
committed sui"
What .a., was as: your 20 reply, daughter Did
"No, father. Has his body been dis
"Did you give him any encouragement?.'
mo, father. Did he shoot himself Or
"You rejected him finally and irrevoca-
oily, did your"
Eyes, father, and he said he'd go and
do something desperate, but | didn't think
he'd make away with himself. Oh, father,
isn't it awful?"
Yes, it's awful. l suspected that you
had rejected him when heard what he
had done to-day"
ooh, father, do you think | shall be
called to account for it?"
"Oh, dear, no. You weren't obliged to
marry him Just because he asked you"
But, tell me; what has he done, ia
tber?"
Hes settled down to earn his own liv-
ing"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
WHY THEY ARE HAPPY
TWO NOTABLE REOOvERIEs FROM
EXTREME DEBILITY.
Husbands Strength Had Been Waning for
Three Years, Wife q Sufferer from
Female Weakness.

Husbands Strength Had Been Waning for
Three Years, Wife Sufferer from
Female Weakness.
"My strength had dwindled so that
couldn't apply myself to my business
with any snap but was tired and istless
all the time, said Mr.. Goldstein.
~ went to bed completely used up by
my day g work, aud when I.got up in
the morning didn' feel rested a bit.
had awful headaches too, and my kid,
neys got out Of order aud caused me to
have severe pains in the back At one
time became 80 feeble that could not
stir from bed for three weeks"
Mr.. Goldstein is young man and had
then but recently established o, home Of
his own. His anxieties were increased
by the fact that his wife was far from
being robust. Mrs. Goldstein says:
"For .woyears I had been i'll most Of
the timc. Sometimes was confined to
bed for weeks in succession under ply
sician's care. had headaches, kidney
trouble, pain about tho heart and many
moro uncomfortable symptoms con-
nected with that weakness to which my
Sex is peculiarly subject"
Trouble had invaded this household
and settled in it in just the years that
ought to be the very happiest. Physicians
could not tell them how to get rid Of 1t.
az was utterly discouraged, said Mr..
Goldstein. "Then the urgency Of some
friends led me to try blood aud nerve
remedy which was said to be wonder
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
The Testing
ofAbrahar1
PARrI.
OUR BIBLE STORY by the
"HiGhway and Byway" Preacher.
"a Vision Between the Lines Of Gods
Inspired World

Scripture Authority:--"And It came to
pass after these things, that God did prove
Abraham. and said unto him, Abraham
and he said, Here am l. And He said. Take
now thy son, thine only son, whom thou
land Of Moriah; and offer him there for a
burnt-offering upon one of the mountains
which ] tell thee of"-Gen. 22:1. 2. Read all
the chapter.
by faith Abraham, being tried. offered
up Isaac: yea, he that had gladly received
the promises was offering up his only be-
gotten son: even he to whom 1t was SAID.
In Isaac shall thy seed be called: account
ing that God is able to raise UP, even from
the dead; from whence he did also In a
figure receive him back.'-Heb. l:l7-l9.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
NEVER BECOME FEATHERED
Eggs Which This Stranger Eats Are
Boiled, Consequently Birds
Don't Issue.

A vegetarian had an amusing experience
the other morning while at breakfast. His
family was out of town, and he went 70
q restaurant and took seat next to "a
stranger.
tise his creed by telling the stranger that
all meat was injurious and that the hui
man diet should be strictly vegetarian.
But" said the stranger, Il seldom eat
meat"
"You Just ordered egg" said the vege-
tartan. IAN egg is practically meat. be-
cause it eventually becomes bird:
1.-THE kind Of eggs l eat never become
BIRDS" answered the stranger, quietly.
Good heavens" cried the vegetarian,
"what kind of eggs do you eat!"
principally boiled eggs" said the
stranger Chicago Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
OF Wide Interest.

Breed, Wis, June 26.-Special. -Chas.
Y. Peterson, Justice of the Peace for
Oconto Co., has delivered judgment that
is of interest to the whole United States.
Put briefly, that judgment is, "Dodd's
Kidney Pills are the best Kidney medi-
cine en- the market to-day"
And Mr.. Peterson gives his reason for
this judgment. He says: Last winter
had an aching pain in my back which
troubled me very much. In the morning
l couiu hardly straighten my back. did
ret know what it was but an advertise
ment led me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills.
After taking one box l can only say they
have done more for me than expected as
feel as well now as ever l did before"
Pam in the back is one of the first
symptoms of Kidney disease. If not
cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills it may de-
yelop into Bright's Disease, Diabetes,
Rheumatism or some of the other deadly
forms of Kidney Disease.
In way the common people deserve to
be called the herd, and in a way they
don't. They stampede at shadows, while
real dangers don't disturb them; but, on
the other hand, no herd can be skinned
again and again.-Puck.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01

HE sharp. clear
note of a horn
sounded on the
soft afternoon air.
and three people
seated in the COM
Portable shade OF
the ample I Q n I
paused In their
conversation t o
listen, and looked
out across t h e
fruitful fields in
the direction from
which the CHEEKY
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-07-01
cUTIcURA SOAP.
The Worlds Greatest Skin soap-The
Standard Of Every Nation Of
the Earth.

Millions of the worlds best people use
Cuticura Soap, assisted by Cuticura Oint-
iient .kin cures for np preSsrv;ns. Dsri s
and Identifying the akin, for cleanSn9
the scalp Of crusts, scales and dandruH,
and the stopping Of falling hair, for soft
ching, whitening and soothing red, rough
and sore hands, for baby rashes, feelings
and chafngs, and many sanative, anti
septic purposes which readily suggest
themselves to women, especially mothers,
as well as for all the purposes Of the
toilet, bath and nursery.