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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
81 GAN GO
BUT
CAN'T FL-lRT

TELL you shat. Martha. we'll iest
slick up mite tefday and go out ter
thot evc Madison park. as they calls
q. en- her a burned good time |
fesla though be youngptsr once
more en- ven jest so out there en-
shov some Of those young feilers
what a lively time H.
"By gum. Martha. they says vhat
tibet ere airship business out there
is great thing and then there's
the, little train and the laughing
gallery and by hen come on. Mar
tina. / Kin hardly wait
Now look n here. 81. know jest
what you we're before married you
and n you 60 flirting With any OF
them pretty gals ont there I'll put
you right en- the car aud bring you
home. / know the girls are always
getting stuck on ser. but don't YOU
pay any attention
Member tho time We went to
the circus. MARTHA Member the
rcd lemonade7 Well. by Harry.
they sell theai out there and they
says What its mighty pert"
How much be ye going TO spend.
ST."
Well. by 20 vhilikou. III spend a
half dollar. Martha. Jest 10 show
them youngsters thet I'm a sport -
Isl Thcat would buy a nice neck
tie"
Don't keer. Martha; we're going
and BY hanksy we'll see them II Il
costs a dollar"
This was the conversation over
heard al Second and Madison one
day last week between a couple OF
the tail grass. This Is not the only
class that go 10 Madison park on a
Sunday but all classes. The rich.
the poor. aud all together they have
time they remember until they
can get out there tho next Sunday
Madison park Is undoubtedly get
ting TO be one OF the most popular
resorts In the city for pleasure And
the crowds that 60 out there every
Sunday prove that IL Is the real
place for a good time.
There has been much excitement
concerning a frightful accident on
the Great Northern miniature rail-
way. President Shutes made n writ
ten statement acknowledging that
damage suits amounted 10 some
thing over 81 cents.
Arnold's big show will, from June
20 TO July l, inclusive. give two
performances daily at the park.
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This Is what impressarlo John
considine. would he Napoleon Of the
lo.cent vaudeville house circuit.
should have wired the Wall street
trust iuEEier. for. Nhen Il comes 90
organizing trusts, Jshn Is a little TO
the limhurEeF
The real story Of the recent at
tempt Of Coneidlne 60 merge the To-
cent houses OF the West into one
gigantic combination h Just beeom.
ING public property and interesting
reading u makes.
Considinc had "A glorious plan
which. n he could have made IL so.
would have resulted IN Hrana
combination Of desired ends for
eonHldiae.
u would have meant that the
Western YIN ililia of the g-niekel
fame would have absolutely con-
trollcd every Decent house west Of
81 Paul that he would have un-
loaded from the shoulders OF this
hacker. Tim Sullivan. OF New York.
and himself some very improbable
properties. and. last. but not least
tfrom a public atandpoinO ~ would
have meant cheap vaudeville acts
fer the patrons Of the trust
According t. the card. considine's
real object for his trust plan Was 70
extfiCate himself frum a most un-
satisfactory financial position. I, Is
said that none % his enterprises
have been very profitable Ninety
thaurana 81 Tim suiiivan'a dollars
have been invested In a lo-ernt the
alter Ia Tacoma bY Conalaine. he
paid tg6 aeo for tive y-ar- and ten
month lease Of the Grand IN Port
land. neither q which piayhousra
are said to be dainE much mere than
paying for their Examinations.
In order % get from under the
WY impTcasaFio. depending uron
hia SvenEaii fame. mapped out
lurid plan OF consolidation and in
vited the owners Of other circuits
to Join IN the game.
canaidinsa plan vas that an TIM
mense corporation be formed. uIth
himself ~ the head that he and
sullivan get 81 per cent % the stock.
Tor which they we're 10 turn over to
the company all % their holdings az
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= valuation OF the amount invested
hy them. while the other maEnates
should receive stock equivalent 20
the sums invested by them.
tnAAgnuch as the other magma ties
we're drawing 100 per cent annually
on their Investment. while the Con-
Hidine- sullivaa combination was
only doing we'll with one theater--
the Star OF Seattle. Just purchased
BY them-tke aoheme was not vel
coined with a fioarish OF enthusiasm.
II " said that Conuidiuo would
have probably carried through his
Rockefeller plan had Il not been for
the interference o. PantaEen. OF Sc
attic and hia associates. who quick
- saw through the brightly Eilded
pfoPoaitien. PRntsEes. OF Seattle
G. " Alsop. OF Butte. Heating, OF
Portland. and Curtiaa a wentin. Of
san Francisco. stood together and
turned down the ambitious project.
considine's latest move IN his pct
plant "a embrace the earth was Ia
paolinr interests In Spokane With
g. ". PeckhaIu. who Il putting up a
new house IN the Pals city.
All OF which only goes 20 Hhus
that as yet John IL la his infaB<y
as a trust breeder However. he -
showing signs Of human iuteliigenes
Ia this particular. and. with a fszss
instructions ffom such master minaa
as Pierpoat and Jotu H.. the laaasi
msguAse might be abs 10 get away
with ~" some day
PAntAEss and his crowd refuse TO
be Interviewed regarding their part
IN the pforrsfn by which ennsidihs
was defeated. They simply look ta-
uoesnt and speak OF Cunsldlne In the
most glowing terms But you aan
frsysr tell just what is Eolug on m
side a theatrical raKnatc'a efanintn.
for ways that are dark and trlaks
that are vain, the ally ahoA mas il
peculiar
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

Williams and Gorden. singing turn:
Mack and Elliott. sketch team the
biouaph with pictures Of the nihn
iats. aud Leslie Pumnroy. the bari
tone singer OF illustrated songs
Seattle theaterEoers are looking
forward with interest 70 the engage
ment 81 Mrs Fiake az the Seattle
theater on June 81. IN what II pro-
uuuuced b. New York critics To be
tire greatest nit % the season. Leah
kIssch.ua."
Mrs Fisks's engagement VIII be
the most important dramatic offer
Ing ~ the year in Seattle. excepting
Blanche hates in The Darling Of
the Goda." which. however. cannot
be referred 70 an eKcellinE Leah
Kieschiua"
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layed train causing the postpone
meut
Inasmuch as another attraction Is
already booked for sunday at the
Grand. The f1nanelert viii be
given but one performance here.
Bernard Is a genuinely funny COM
edian and Is not % the hacknyed
Hebrew comedian type. lie has
surrounded himself With a capable
aggregation Of fuu-makers. ana has
= sued vehicle for mirth and melody,
s Notwithstanding that Kolb and
Din have a record Of zs1 nights at
Fischers' theater. San Francisco
besides metropolitan run in the
city OF New York. the city OF Seattle
can rest assured that the prodBc-
tions OF 4. o. ~ and The Beauty
shop viii be presented in their GU
tirety here.
Il o. u abounds with god
comedy and gives these artists
great opportunity 70 shoN their ver-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
HAPPENINGS At
PORTLAND

PORTLAND. Ore. June Ito
day was New England day az the
Lewis and Clark exposition and the
Massachusetts, building vas dedl.
Gated With appropriate exercises,
though owing 10 Governor Douglas
absence the original program could
not be carried out.
This afternoon the Mystic shrin-
eFs 1000 strong. Invaded the
grounds
During the coming week Mrs. n.
l. Meal and Mrs ". NJ. urquhart.
Of Chehalis. viii be hostessea In the
Washington building.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

OF 'o5. which is the largest eveF
graduated from any high school in
the state
HsWafd A. Hanson. rs acting As
POSTMASTER. made an entertaining
Introduction. Hickman Price r.
spandod for the class Of 'eb With a
toast TO the nnN principal W y
Gaker. and a short talk on the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

students Ter their hearty oo-opsa.
ton In the school work.
The following officers were 40.
81 Tor the ensuing year: VIVA.
Carkeek - president. Carl "a.
wick. '03. vice president; Harsn
Birkest 'o5. treasurer. Ellen 81.
ton '05. secretary; Edith TrxDsIs
W. assistant secretary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

MOSCOW. June i7.-Over s.. 900.
900 damage Is already caused by
fire which was started last night I'm
the commissary store departments.
following several mysterious oxplo-
gions. Eight men lost their lives aa
a result Of the explosions. which sse
believed due 10 a Uiot The ire is
still burning
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

TAc0MA-Beoause II is feared
the Northern Pacific company in
tends 70 bottle up the harbor here.
It is probable that its application
for right Of way for a spur across
the tide flats will be denied.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

OLYMPIA - Adiutant General
James A. Drain has issued 500 col.
ored posters for distribution
throughout the state appealing to
the young men OF Washington to
Join and help build up the national
guard.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
"GRADS" RECALLED
SCHOOL DAYS

over roo Of ne seaiile high school
alumni attended the annual ban
duui az the Washington FfaeF
night OF these % we're Of the class
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

plans % bis classmates.
Edward B0yden. 90. the alumni
orator. spoke on Holding To
Ideals" creating much merrIment
Donald A. Mcdonald. 90. respond
"a 10 The University % Washing
ton Principal " T. GclKer. In
taiA on The High School took
occasion 20 thank the teachers aud
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

BRlNHoN-A large cougar has
been stealing sheep in this viein-
ity. The sheepmen are organizing
a aytematie hunt for the beast.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

PHILADELPHIA. June 17.--At a
conference Of republican leaders this
morning u was decided that the
present candidates for sheriff. cor
oner and city commissioners should
step aside and permit new mon TO
be named.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
VROJTLIdTTEWak8

With this company are such eapa-
bile artists as Miss Edith Mason,
operate star. and Tom feraso. tho
tenor. ben Dillon. a favorite here
" =. Cross. the Misses Hickman,
Balm. Vidot and Marshall. together
with a strong chorus ot 90 voices,
Thls company will be seen here on
Sunday nlght FOR five nights Of II,
O. u and then four performances
OF The Beauty Shop"
Charles 4. Taylor's New York
company will give the Queen OF the
Highway" It's last performance. nj
the Third Avenue lcater tonight
In this play the company has be
como a prime favorite with the
patrons OF the uptown theater. and
next weeks bill will be eagerly
looked forward 90. IA Il Is a railroad
play. and the author being formerly
railroad man. something good
NAV be safely expected
The play, The Girl Engineer "
tells the story OF romance and love
among raisroad people. 40 interest
ing types will be found In
daily tife-in fact Mr. Taylor claims
that the hero OF this play still lIvea.
and some one will doubtless reeog-
nlze him, as be was In this vieinity
when Mr. Taylor last appeared here
four Years ago.
The Girl Engineer is new 10 Sc
attic. but has been a success for
the past three years.
Az the Star theater Saturday night
and Sunday afternoon and night the
last performances Of the present bin
Of vaudeville will be given. Mon
day afternoon will see the coming
OF a great troupe OF Arabs The
scht~ck tladiis. seven In number.
There will be several other turns.
including Bert White. monoloElef:
Mr.. and Mrs. John r. Chick. come
dy; Flora Sanford. musical artist:
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
NEW STAMP TO WATCH.

= NEW STAMP TO WATCH. =
Postmaster Stewart has re- =
= ceiyed notice OF new issue OF 4
. stamps by the Venezuelan gov. =
= eminent a
The new issue will bear the =
= picture OF General Castro and =
q If issued IN eommemoratlon OF 4
e the establishment OF the pres 4
> emit government. May %. 1888 4
a n n = tNk@s 40 q
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

EVERETT-At the high school
graduating class exercises held
Friday night 81 pupils received dl-
plomas.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
CHRoNIc PAIMs-

Those who suffer pain from
chronic ailments will find that Dr.
Miles Anti-Paln pills relieve the
suffering After the first trial. they
will wonder how they ever man
aged 20 get along without them" n
first package fails TO benefit your
money back. 25 doses. IS cents
Never sold in bulk
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
NEWS OF the
STATE

ABERDEEN--Elghfeen carloads
Of Tenino stone. TO complete the
Masonic Temple building. we're re-
ceiYed this week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

CHENEY-The 18th annual com
mencement Of the state normal
school was held here Wednesday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

barney BERNARD. in .rhc Finau-
eler, will be seen az the Grand SAT-
urday night, instead OF FRIDAY, a de-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

satility. This musical farce was the
hit OF their long San Francisco en-
gagement and the sumptuous pro-
duction, as will be seen here. Will
have an all-star cast that Is bound
to be we'll received
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17

= 1T DOESN'T LOOK NOW As !.
q THOUGH THERE WOULD .
BE A REDUCTION IN e
a WATER RATES. q
r Have the counellmen who q
q promised to give the people a q
4 reduction Of = per cent .
4 IN water rates on July / for .
= gotY July l Ia very near at =
= hand. but no steps have yet q
4 been taken 20 frame an ordi- .
nance providing for the re- =
= duction. Perhaps the aoloua .
q are figuring on raising salaries q
4 instead OF reducing water .
= rates. .
There IL certainly enough .
= money on hand 60 make the .
= reduction. Treasurer Ralhhun .
q stated Saturday morning that =
= there vas q balance Of SAYS =
= 600 In the water fund AZ the =
3 present time. OF that amount .
= $4,000 will be paid out July q
= ! 10 redeem the water plant q
= warrants. This viii make =
= 1900 900 OF warrants besides q
. the annual interest on them q
= that will be redeemed By =
q July l. y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
.CONSIDINE WAS Willy
so WAS ALEX. PANTAGES

REAL DOPE" ABOUT io.cENr rHEArER TRUST BUBBLE
WHICH WAS puNoruR1p ~ LOCAL MAeHATEs-THIY
NEXT
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-06-17
The Lake View House
At Madison Park Lake Washington

delightful place TO get good things drink W,
make specially for preparing meals for
ners Phone Ind sS5i, sunset Main ss aak for
Nuly. proprietor MUSIC At ALL TIMES.
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4 4 4 4 - 4 4
= ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT 4
= QUEEN or THE HIGHWAY 4
= Third Avenue 4
\ POLITE VAUDEVILLE star. 4
sstR 4NR4R FNFFR
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
BRITISH BRIEFS.

London's new motor fire engine will
be able to travel about thirty-tive miles
an hour at top speed.
Physicians In various parts Of Eng
land are complaining that the compe-
tition of hospitals, especially Of the
outpatient departments Of hospitals, is
ruinously unfair.
1t came out in the house Of commons
the other day that the commissioners
for the reduction Of the national debt
appointed in 1852, had held but one
meeting since, and that In 1864.
Among the things most admired by
Queen Alexandra upon her recent visit
to Gibraltar were two wonderful trt-
umphal arches of clothes baskets erect
ed by the washerwomen Of the town.
A baby at Rios, Wales, has been
christened Revivalist Hughes. Almost
every boy baby born during the last
four or FIVE months in the Rhondda
valley, Wales, has received the name
Of Evan Roberts.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
Saved by Dynamite.

Sometimes a flaming city is
saved by dynamiting a space that
the fire can't cross. Sometimes a
cough hands on so long you feel
as if nothing but dynamite would
cure it. q. T. Gray of Calhoun,
Ca, writes: "My wife had a very
aggravated cough, which kept her
awake nights. Two physicians
could not help her; so she took
DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
which eased her cough, gave her
sleep, and finally cured her. "
Strictly scientific cure for bronchi-
tbs and la grippe. At D. A. Hen
dershot's drug store; price SOC
and 81; guaranteed. Trial bottle
free.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
Out of His Element.

81 don't believe I'll be able to find
the room alone" frankly admitted the
guest as he took his key from the
clerk. He was accordingly intrusted
to the care Of the bell boy and for the
tenth time since his arrival escorted to
one Of only twenty rooms Oh the fifth
floor. THAT man." said the clerk, lis
perfectly sober, and if he were in
Wyoming he could lose me on the
plains in daylight, and do it easily,
while he would find his own way
through Stygian darkness, but he has
been in the house for three days and
is still unable to find his room alone.
1t only suggests the perpleXity of the
cat in a strange garnet. New York
Tribune
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
A Singular BetrOthal.

The way the Singalese and Tartar
tribes have of popping the question
Is singular. The man sends and pur-
chases the lady's wearing apparel. or
course if she does not like the gentle
man she need not part with the con-
tents of her wardrobe, but if he is the
favored one she readily does so, know
ing that when the evening comes they
will be returned to her by the sutton
in person. He spends the night be-
meath the same roof with her, and the
next day, after a certain amount OF
feasting is gone through, the couples
thumbs are tied together, and thence
forward they are man and wife.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
@-@-@ -@-@-@-@-%
d VANCAMP CHATTER. 4:
@-@-@-@-@-@-@-:&

VanCamp, W. Va, May "a
destructive windStorm struck
this place Saturday about t p. m.
doing considerable damage to the
fruit trees and fences.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. J. w.
Buck April %, baby boy.
II. f. VanCamp made a bust
ness trip to Sistersville Friday.
J. c. and G. w. Grimes were
New Martinsville visitors Friday.
W. B. Keifer and family will
move to Oklahoma in the near fu-
ture.
G. w. Grimes has returned from
a SOjourn in Central and South
America.
Onward VanCamp, who has
been working in a livery barn at
Cleveland for some time, returned
home Saturday.
1t is reported that c. I. Wat
kins, II. F. Davis, II. E. Van
Camp and N. P. Ice will go to Pa
Iatka, Fla, in time for the opening
of the Southern Colony Com
pany's colony, near Palatka, on
teh 18th.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
HAY FEVER.

DR.. Osler says: "In the etirlogy
of hay fever these three elements
prevail-a nervous constitution,
an irritable nasal mucosa, and the
stimulum. Why change climate
wehn a misplaced vertebrae of the
neck or rib is causing the trOu-
BILE? Fix these bones, then you
will have no nervousness or irrlt-
able nasal mucoSa, and then the
problem of plants will not slim
ulate or affect you any more than
it does those who have no hay fe-
yer.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
Wanted Her Moneys Worth.

A lady who knew that her servants
were reading certain serial inquired
of the cook her opinion Of the story.
well, ma'am," was the reply, I'VE
wanted to know what became Of Mr..
Treherne." The mistress explained that
Mr.. Treherne was but a minor charac-
ter and that something must be left to
the Imagination of the reader. The
cook considered and retorted, But l
dom 'old with paying 'alfpenny day
for me story and then 'aving to think
for meself.' '-I.ondon Chronicle.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
A Creeping Death.

Blood poison creeps up towards
the heart, causing death. j. E
Stearns, Belle PLANE, Mimi,
writes that a friend dreadfully in,
ured his hand, which swelled up
like blood poisoning. Bucklen' s
Arnica Salve drew out the poison,
healed the wound, and saved his
lief. Best in the world for burns
and sores. 25S at D. A. Hender,
shots drug store.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
EIenhant Rock.

Elephant Rock, the last remaining
and the most colossal idol Of the fast
fading western Indians, stands out
against the sky few miles northwest
Of Meacham, in the Blue mountains.
The tourist in making the journey
through the mountains by the old stage
road can look above him and see the
giant elephant, nodded in the rugged
and crumbling stone as it juts out
against the sky line, perfect in every
part. and he will wonder as he gaZes
at the likeness at the perfect lines of
the great hulk and its natural attitude
as it stands stretching longingly to-
ward the north.-New York Herald.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
Chinese Deitfea.

The Chlnaman has deity who opens
the eyes Of his worshipers in the morn
ing and another who closes them al
night. He has gods Of rising, standing
walking, running, crawling, swim
ming; gods of splitting, chewing, swal
lowing, sneezlng, coughing, choking
There are gods who preside at the
birth of a Chinese baby and gods who
honor the occasion when a Chinaman
dies, or, in his own idiom, sticks W
his pigtail."
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
THE DUKES DECISION.
Wel1ington's Verdict In the Case OF
n Stolen Kiss.


Stolen Kiss.
"The Military "reminiscences Of Re-
tired Colonel contains the following
story relating how the Duke of We'll
lington overcame q somewhat embar-
RAISING difficulty:
The sentry on duty one day at the
gate of Hampton Court palace many
years ago was asked the time by a
Young lady. the daughter of the widow
of a distinguished soldier, who occu-
pied apartments in the palace. She
happened to be wearing a dainty
apron, and, appearing to the soldier
to be a neat lady's maid, his reply to
her question was, Half past kissing
time" and-a kiss.
The indignant young lady fed to re-
port the impertinence to her mother,
who promptly sent letter Of complaint
to the colonel of the sentry's regiment.
The colonel regretted the occurrence
and referred the lady, half in jest and
half in earnest, to the commander In
chief. TO the highest quarter accord
ingly she went for redress and received
the following reply:
Field Marshal the Duke Of Wellington,
while regretting the occurrence OF which
Miss @. complains, begs to say that he has
searched the army regulations and the
articles of war and he can nowhere find
that kissing is a punishable offense from
a military point of view. 1t is against or
ders for a sentry to converse when on
duty, but in this instance it appears that
Miss Q. opened the conversation, and the
sentry, although he answered in an I'M
usual manner, committed no actual breach
of discipline.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
Hot Weather Piles.

Persons afflicted with piles
should be careful at this season of
the year. Hot weather and bad
drinking water contribute to the
conditions which make piles more
painful and dangerous. Dewitt s
Witch Hazel Salve stops the pain,
draws cut the soreness and cures.
Get the genuine, bearing the name
of E. C. Dewitt & Company. Sold
by Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-09
QuifR Poetic.

Tell me. Harry" said May Bright
ley's admirer to her young brother
who is this other fellow that's been
calling on your sister,"
Il don't know his name" replied
Harry. Il just call him April show
ers.'
What for"
Because he brings May flowers"