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New-York tribune., 1905-03-06
SIR MARCH

6IR MARCH.
Sir March, you're a clustering falIovv
win riotous, rollicking waysi
Why can't you be genial and mellow
And give US a few pleasant days?
With abres of icicIes Keen.
And it's no, for a charge from the NorthIand
Ana battle with forces unseen.
You rattle our doors and our windows
AND challenge US ali TO come out
And then when We venture brave you
You buffet and beat US about
And you smile with glimmer of sunshine
Then peit Us with snow and with sleet
III we shrink from your OoisteIous' 'caresses
And hastily beat retreat
And it's no. for a romp and a froHc.
and IT'S no. Tor rout and a roar.
But we know that for all Of your buster
And though April is fearful and tender
Ana May IS both charming and arch,
BY the bloodStone that slows IN your helmet
We pledge yOu allegiance, S4r March.
-(EllzabeJh OIarke HARDY, in Inc LadIes World.
"The Louisville Courier-JournaI' offered five
prizes for the best hve suggestions for adverJis-
ing the city. The theory has lately been advanced.
and with measure OF acceptance. that a city
needs to be advertised IS much as a business
does. The judges decided that the most effective
plan proposed was the raising OF sumcIeut
amount Of money to advertise the city's advan-
tages in the leading newsps pers PUBLISHED in the
territory from which the city expects 10 draw
TRACE and population. followed up by advertising
in the leading journals of the country All the
proposals had reference 10 some form OF news-
paper advertising.
II think 1t shame that Washington hotelkeepers
should charge 50 much On inauguration day said
the with the sandy beard.
Yes" ehucked the platform buffoOn lit is 4 sort
of capital onence-'-tChieaso News.
Papa" said little Bobbie Whitterly, he
stepped on the wharf after unusually tenpestV-
Gus voyage from Liverpool. do you suppose the
time viii come when they'll invent seasickless
ocean steamers"
BIN had billboard. BiI had a board bill
The board bill bored BIN that Bin sold tne bill
board 10 pay mis- board bill So. afteT bi sold his
Billboard 20 pay his board bill the board bill no
longer bored Bill.-(Yaie EXpositor.
The largest peanut fields in the world are in
Guiana. on the north coast Of Africa Peanuts
are grown there by hundreds OF tons. but the
quality Is Inferior to those grown this country.
Most of the African peanuts are shipped 10 France
On the Iee.-'Its easy" said Skayter trying 10
teach Clumsay the backward roll Don't be afraid
70 throw your body Well over. Al that you've got
to do Is 10 go way back
And sit down. Yes / know: j can do that but
II hurts fress.
New-York tribune., 1905-03-06

The Chicago Wrecklng Company, whose bid OF
S45OOOO for the assets Of the Worlds Fair at
St Louis was much in excess Of the amount
which any other company was willing 20 pay,
declares that it was fair and reasonable bid
1t may be so. but the average contractor cannot
understand
New-York tribune., 1905-03-06

London has health crank one Herr Joseph
COlney Hatch, and promulgates the doctrine
that the way to be healthy and to live two hun
dred years is to stop drinking water or any fluid
and stop eating salt In any form IL to this
regimen be added the habit OF living and work
ing naked and sleeping thus on the bare ground
perhaps an age OF three hundred may be
reached. He says that he has not drunk any,
thing in twenty-six months, but is never thirsty.
has eaten no salt in that time and experienced
no desire for any. He halls from Lake Maggiore
Italy. where he has established a colony. TO
which he is likely to return. London is not
quite hospitable to his notions. detetic or sar-
torial.
II Is frequently urged that Russia is not yet
ready for democracy or liberty, but. as Wash
ington once said: Liberty. when it begins to
take root is a plant OF rapid growth" Events
show that 1t has taken root in Russia
France has not found In her Russian alliance
all that she hoped from it, and the weakness
abroad and at home developed by that mower
when put to the test. has been a SUNRISE and
grave disappointment to her II Is as ~ IN
making the alliance the republic had bought a
gold brick But ii is hardly so bad as that and
has had numerous advantages THE I,ondon
statist says that before France entered into
this alliance she was Isolated from the world
There was such estrangement between herself
and Italy that Italy. through fear of her neigh
Dor beyond the Alps. entered into the Triple
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
VA A. ". = B.. AND 8. s 0. 4. r.

One bour train Annapolis TO Washington at
= as returning Washington to Annapolis 900 P.
On. arriving Annapolis 7.VS.
ASS minute and one hour Train to aud from
Baltimore.
fs-All trains over this road to leave from
w. &. SLAUGHTER
Traf5c MANAGER.
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
February u. 1905.
A Fine Exhibition

Too much cannot be said in praise
of the Lyman H. Howe's moving pic
lures, which were exhibited last night
at the Colonial Theatre before large
audience. The pictures are clean,
wholesome and entertaining, indeed
they are the peers of many other sim
liar exhibitions given here. Sounds
accompany the pictures and accenuate
the action OF the people and objects
thrown on the cavnas, thus making
more realistic every detail. The illu-
sion in many instances is complete and
the audience forgets it is fgazinR at
pictures alone, but thinks for the mo
ment that men aud women are acting
and the objects are in motion. The
Little Story of Slate" was an ex-
cellent object lesson, very instructive
to students. The slate was shown in
the quarry and at every stage until il
is shipped in the freight car for use.
All of the pictures we're well produced
aud merited the praise the audience
gave both during the progress OF the
entertainment and at It's close. Every
body had some favorable comment and
should Prof Howe return he may ex
pect q hearty welcome and full
house
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
Annapolis, Washington 4 BalIO. h. T.

Time Schedule in Effect February .. .l9O1.
trains leave for Annapolis Junction connect
ING al Odenton aud the Junction with trains
Tor Raitimore and Washington, ana other
points as follows:
VIA A. W. g b. AND X. X.
many EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
NIP 1T IN THE BUD.
First Appearance of DandrufR n Fore
runner of Future Badness.


runner of Future Badness.
That such is the case has been con-
clusively proven by scientific research
Prof. Unna, the noted European skin
specialist declares that dandruff is the
burrowed-up cuticle of the scalp. caused
by parasites destroying the vitality in
the hair bulb. The hair becomes 1ifeIess,
and. in timef falls out. This can be pre-
vented.
Newbros Herpicide kills this dandruf
germ, and restores the hair to its natural
softness and abundancy.
Herpicide is now used by thousands OF
peopie-all satisfied that It is the most
wonderful hair preparation on the mar
ket to-day.
Sold by leading druggists. Send 10c. IN
stamps for sample to The Herpicide CO.,
Detroit, Mich.
uvan&hANm
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
500 Reward, 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all its stages, and that is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the
only positive cure now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease, requires con
stitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
cure is taken internally, acting drectl,
upon the blood and mucous surfaces oi
the system. thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the
patient strength by building up the con-
stitution and assisting nature in doing
its work. The proprietors have SO much
faith in its curative powers that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case
that it tails to cure. Send for list OF
testimonials.
Address +. J.CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
,i'''' q &sNzzu
Wha Arat They

Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets. A new remedy for stomach
troubles, biliousness, and constipation,
ana a good one. Price IS cents. For
Sale BY Feldmeyer Bros, City Drug
store.
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
A WIFE'S CONFESSION.

of course every one knew when they
were engaged and every one pretended to
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
Baltic 8 Aannpolis S. L. R. R

win sell each Sakvday and Sunday
during January and February, 1906.
Excursion tickets to Baltimore al Eignty
cenls each. Good to return last tram
Monday following date of sale.
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
Scl,eduIe of Local Trains
Baltimore & Annapolis Short Line R.R
schedule in effect November z7th. Tsol.
-. A.s.p.,ss: 11f.T.lz ssls.zsss
ro.ve BsIti-me:


Sz112y 4FAi1s.
leave Annapolis s. % and q 40 a. M, o. 80
and 100 p. m 80
and 30 ,. IA.
arrive Baltimore 3 % aud 10 a. m. 6 AZ and
?, @rPiye Fl e. Annapolis 9u5 and II O5 a m. 60 and
- ,. M.
ANNAPOLIS. BALTIMORE, PHILADELPHIA
AND N EW YORK.
yiaB.&A. ). l.. and B. & o. Railroads.
soath Bound Trains.
New York Leave week days-l2.l5 12l5, s.O0,
lUOJ a m, ~ M. 2UOp IA. sundays-l TO-
u Is u m, 4D p. IA.
Phl.adelp phia, Leaye-week days. 80. ~, ~ ~
t4Ua M. IA aud 10 p IA SundaYs-o % ana
2 40a m, = IA aud lo m
.,,ivs Baitimore-week days-6 %, 3 50, Il 81, ~
M. AIS, 6l3p p N sundaJs-o w. = % . ~ = 20
,Ia ~ ~ Leave-week days-6 81. 10 Is. 80, $40
am.45 IS, o - pm 5unaays-o w, VVS' d NJ
500, 5S0pm.
.,.,,aooiis. ARR, e-week days-7 AZ. II 20, ~,
IVAN, 547, 73Jp m sundays-SVo, II %
4 M w, y 70 Ia
North Bound Trains.
.r,an,lls. Leaye-week days - J5, 10 W a m aud
"a IS. 5 10, , Is. . - p IA Sundays-o W, a.
,,ii;,9are & - Agrye~week M days-s1s. 1854 NJ,
I35.4lU. 6l5, - p "a. sundays -aso, ~ - =
IA 2 - esyee-week ~ days. 50, Ii So M,
55. 500. 100 p IA. 5undays-s 02 4 oo' M
pS,Isaplpnia. arrive -week days-ll So ? o2, a, M
4O5 8 ~. y M, ana II 10 = N. S""1A5s
4U5 a w., Al 40, y. m
49, york Arrive ! week days-2UO 10, a. m,
", 10 40. ", p. m. sundays SO . o. a. NJ
~, p m. ,,
s Is. BROWN, J. WlAs9o" DiNS !, ,a,,s,,,er ~,
4. /. y r. Agt. Mah"gei'
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
TORTURING PAIN.
Half This Mans Sufferings Would
Have KiIscd Many Person,
But Doan's Cured Him.

Thousands of grateful people are tell
ing every day how Doan's Kidney Pills
cured them of distressing and dangerous
kidney and bladder troubles.
Yet other thousands are suffering every
day from these same ills. Why? They
are either very negligent or very skepti-
cal. Neglect of kidney disorders leads to
dropsy, diabetes, Bright's disease and
other fatal diseases.
Sincere honest testimony like the fol-
lowing should convince every skeptic.
A. G. Sprague, stock dealer, of Normal,
ILL.,, writes: For two whole years /
was doing nothing but buying medicines
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
That Pistol Again.

Last night about 7.2o the sound of a
pistol fred from the rear of the Main
Street block, near Conduit again
rang out on the air. Five successive
shots were fired and alarmed the nearb,
neighbors. Sick persons on Duke OF
Gloucester street were terrorized by the
pistol shots and a death occurred inn
mediately after.
Windows went up and heads were out
to know the reeson for the unnecessary
firing, and some remarked the pistol was
fired from the rear of fashionable club
on Main street. 1t has been favorite
pastime for two weeks now, and should
be investigated.
Evening capital., 1905-02-22

a horse and sometimes was unable even
to ride in a car. My condition was crit
ical when / sent for Doan's Kidney Pills.
used three boxes and they cured me.
Now can go anywhere and do as much
as anybody. l sleep well and feel no dis
comfort at ALL
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr.. Sprague will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster-Mil
burn Co. Buffalo, n. Y. Sold by all
dealers; price, fifty cents per box.
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
Perfect Confidence.

Where there used TO be a feeling OF
uneasiness and worry in the household
when a child showed symptoms of Group,
there is now perfect confidence. This is
owing to the uniform success of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy in the treat
ment of that disease. Mrs. Nj. |. Bas-
ford. of Poolesville, Md, in speaking OF
her experience in the use of that remedy
saws: al have a world of confidence
il Chamberlain Cough Remedy for |
have used it with perfect success. My
child Garland is subject to severe attacks
of Group and it always gives him prompt
relief" For sale by Feldmeyer Bros {,
City Drug Store
Evening capital., 1905-02-22

regaiued her good looks, her former happy
disposition and strong nerve all through
secret friend gave her A few bottles of
DR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is what
made two more lives happy and radiant
bride more beautiful than she lad ever
appeared before.
Backed up by over a third of a century
of remarkable and uniform cures, a record
such as no other remedy for the diseases
and weaknesses peculiar to women ever
attained, the proprietors and makers of
Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription now feel
fully warranted in Offering to pay $500 in
legal money of the UHited States, for any
case of Leucorrhea, Female Weakness.
Prolapsus or Falling of Womb which they
cannot cure. All they ask is fair and
reasonable trial of their means of cure.
Mrs o. o. Scripture. Of Prescott Ariz.. L. Box
s36 writes aFor nearly two years was great
sufferer with liberation and enlargement Of
womb also suffered severely with dyspepsia and
was run down-a perfect wreck. Idocfored for
several years got no better. until about seven
months ago / began taking DR. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription and Pleasant Pellets can stand
on my feet and work hard all day. feel that life
10 now worth living, and shall ever feel grateful
to YOU and shall always recommend your medi-
cines TO all who are suffering in any way"
Evening capital., 1905-02-22
VERY row RATES.

To the Mardi Gras. New Orleans. Pensa-
cola & Mobile via Baltimore 4 Ohio
r. &.
Excursion tickets on sale March 10
6 inclusive, and valid tor return until
March II, inclusive. Extension OF re-
turn limit to March Is. 1905, may be
secured on deposit of ticket and pay
ment Of ffty t5el cents additional.
For details apply to any B. & o. R. R.
Ticket Agent. ~
Evening capital., 1905-02-22

Advisory Storm Warning.

The local displayman of the Weather
Bureau received the following message
at III a. m. today:
advisory storm warning 1899 a. m.
Storm central IF Hatteras and over Lake
Huron; increasing northeast to east winds
along the Middle Atlantic and New
England coast this afternoon and to-
night. Late advices if situation warrants.
HENRY =
Evening capital., 1905-02-22

they heard it was
suddenly broken
of. II was FIRST said
she had broken it
of, then that his
heart had changed,
but finally she con-
fessed that she had
been SO irritable. so
depressed and blue
that she had fairly
driven him away.
Her good looks were
vanishing. She was
getting thin, pale,
aud hollow cheek
ed. with dark circles
around her eyes.
Suddenly all society
was pleased again to
hear of the engage
nent being renew
ed, and il was not
long before a beau
tiful and radiant
bride was taken TO
the altar She had
Evening capital., 1905-02-22

to cure my kid
neys. l d o
not think that
any man ever
suffered as ]
did and lived.
The pain in my
back was SO
b ad tn at L
could not sleep
at mig h t. 1
could not ride
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-01-21
THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE.
Man Bunged Up in "Pleasuring''
Had No Right to Say He
Was Hurt.

Uncle Jared and Uncle Benjamin
made sorry pair. True, there was
blood on Uncle Benjamin's forehead
and he locked white and faint. But
Uncle Jared, who tried to support him.
walked with a very pronounced limp.
displayed only one coat tail where
two Should have been, and was rum
pied and bedraggled generally in way
to suggest participation in a riot, re-
lates Youths Companion.
What's happened to you two?"
asked townsman.
THAT pesky colt of Benjamin's run
away and throwed him just as came
along" Uncle Jared answered. I'm
giving him lift along towards
home"
Look as though you needed one
yourself" pronounced the inquisitor.
What's been happenin' to your
who, me? nothin' to speak Of
Just been to town to see the big pro-
cession Got more or less hustled
round and tromped on, but" He
stopped painfully to adjust a shoe
which had been ripped open SO that
half Of the upper tapped as he walked
Don't see much difference betwixt
We, judgin' by the display O. wreck
age" the neighbor persisted.
There's consider BILE difference, :,
take It," Uncle Jared answered, with
conclusive dignity. '.Benjamin's mel
with a accident. but I've been pleas
urin'."
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-01-21
PINAFoRE DAYS.

: sometimes wonder where the girls Of
- yesteryear are gone;
Ahe sweet ones in the picture that, on
memr canvas drawn
turn 10 look at now and then; a pic.
ture of outdoors
where boys in knickerbockers play, and
girls in pinafores
Are just as sweet as they can he-as
=, sweet as they were then.
An. yes; / think they're sweeter now
since they'll come not again,
Ncept IN memory, to play the games we
Used to play.
wonder If it benefits to turn to yester-
day. sse
wonder if it benefits a fellow when he's
old
40 turn TO other scenes and days and
locks of braided gold,
ana girls he used to long to kiss but
whom he did not dare:
Dul only dared to stand around and Won
der if they'd care
When Lizzie Hohlfelder was young, in
aprons starched and stiff,
And yellow braids and dimpled chin, I
used to wonder if
But what's the use of Numbering DER
things We CANT forget?
But slill her mem'ry comes to me and
makes me wonder yet.
An. If she would or she would not, tits
years too late to know. Y 9 =
since we were young-Lord, stop the
years!-'twas 20 years ago;
sat one night year ago and heard her
sing and play
Ahe songs and tunes my boyhood loved
before it went away rasa. y
And each tune took me farther back to
youths unclouded skies,
And when turned to come away the
tears We're IN my eyes;
For We had been for just a space as
young as once we were
lie just romping lad. and she-just LIZ
zie Hohlfelder. esssas-s.
Eoth Just as young as what we were; she
still seems just as young @
AS when She first sang those old songs
that Just last year she sung
Her voice Is just as clear and sweet her
eyes are just as blue;
lis only just myself that's lost the youth
l one time knew:
The years have jostled me and made i
punching-bag of me-,
And I'm too fat to cross one leg above
the other knee.
wonder If 1t pays to turn when life
burns dim and low
To comrades, boys and girls we loved, in
days of lorg ago.
y. N. Lewis, ~ Houston Post
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-01-21
AS High as He Went.

Gov. Hayward, of South Carolina,
tells a joke about young Bostonian
who was visiting New York city and
had occasion to go into the Park Row
building. On reaching the twenty
sixth story, which is the highest,
everybody except the Bostonian left
the car.
'Is this as high as you go?" asked
the young man.
Eyes, sir, unless the elevator falls"
answered the truthful elevator man.
IN. Y. Times.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-01-21


hours of night crept foe who SUM
bered not, whose case was desperate,
and whose existence as a fighting
force depended on the capture of that
convoy. All they craved-food, cloth
ing, weapons, and, above all, ammu-
nition-was in those wagons.
AS the first glow Of dawn deepened
and burned in the eastern sky, a soli-
tary rifle shot rang out over the plain;
then another and another, in sharp
succession, running into one long, un-
broken rattle of musketry. Phit-ping,
phit-ping, sang the hail Of Mauser
lead that stung and blinded and be-
wildered men and animals alike. Phit-
ping on every side, and no shelter at
hand. &
The moment of attack had been well
chosen-when Kaffir drivers were har-
Messing the oy-teams, and the hustle
of the start was On the unprepared
men. Taken at disadvantage, and
for the moment in hopeless disorder,
the men seized their rifles and wildly
returned the enemy's fire, wasting
their bullets as fast as they could dis
charge their weapons.
In the midst of the excitement Ar
thur found time to think of John.
Lie down, john" he said, whats
the good of exposing yourself like
that? The men are all right-they
will be steadier presently" he urged,
as a bullet hit his brothers helmet.
To his amazement, Johns face
turned CHASTITY pale. This must be
stopped" he said brokenly, like man
shaken with some terrible fear. "We
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-01-21
Bicycles in France.

According to an official statement
just published, 1,310223 bicycles were
taxed in France in 1903, being 1o3, 4s1
more than in 1902. The department of
the Seine (Paris) had the largest num-
Der (244,386), and Corsica the small
est (337. The number Of motor cy-
cles was 1876, and of automobiles
1886
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-01-21
Japs Speak Russian.

Most japanese officers, and many CT
the men, can speak Russian There has
been a professorship Of the Russian Ian
guage at the School of War in Toxic
ever since 1882. There is another at the
University of Toxic, where the pro-
fessor of late years has been a Muscovlte
by birth, named Kerder, who is now
naturalized Japanese.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1905-01-21
A Glass Washboard

From a purely sanitary standpoint
there is no dashboard equal to the
one made of glass especially if there
is sickness in the house.
The Jasper news., 1905-07-06

Mrs. w, II. Ward heard Sam Jones
at Carthage Tuesday.
We have that fine cigar theCapadura,
II. j. Dearborn
Ray. j. K. Blythe will preach at Blue
school house next Sunday at $3.50 p. N.
Get our price on Pittsburgh Perfect
hog fence ID G Lumber Co.
Mayor Hi Hendricks was too sick this
week to enjoy the Fourth, He is re-
ported better,
Yes we have Soda Fountain. II. j..
DeardoriI.
Mrs. J. NJ. Phillips has returned from
a sojourn at Eureka Springs. She is
somewhat improved in health.
Go in at Deardortf's and get tho
good cigar the "Capsdura".
Prof. L. II. Sweetlsnd will preach at
the Sheridan school house next Sunday
at o'clock.
Buy overalls and work shirts of
Joyce d Lee.
Mr.. and Mrs. Julius Pike and family
are here from st Louis visiting Mrs.
Pixies father John Hinamon.
Get your dinner at Deardorff's s
He has anything you want.
Miss Nora Fox, who has been visit
ing her sister Mrs. Pierce Gurley at
Purdy for couple Of months came in
Sunday morning for short visit here,
after which she will visit her sister in
Kansas.
When you get goods on your shelf
that are not good value see our ad and
see what we do with them. II I FRosT.
Rev. W. T. Ferguson, Lynn Monroe,
c, L. HSyzlett. IL. T. Frost and e. S.
Bailey heard Gov. Lafollette at the
ChautSuqua last night.
The owner of the eye glasses which
were left at the grove on tho Fourth
can get them by calling on Mrs. j. p.
Leiss.
Roberts & Sons coffees are always
fresh try the b for ,l5cts, nectar 20 cts
or May Flower for 25cts per 10.
Mrs. Lou Whitesell. Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry Whitesell aud Mr.. aud Mrs.
Watson and children of:Joplin came up
to celebrate the Fourth in Jasper with
the family Of VIM. Crandall.
Did you see that high grade enamel
ware ut r l. Roberts n Son.
Mr.. and Mrs, Chas. Leiss arrived from
Evansville Ind, yesterday morning to
visit his parents Mr.. aud Mrs. }. r.
Leiss. Chas will return Saturday but
Mrs. Leiss will make more extended
visit.
l ate fine steak at Dsardorfi's s
the other dAv,