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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Inducements Ordered.

In connection with municipal improve
ments the Commissioners have ordered:
That $500 be allotted from the approa-
priaton for repairs TO roads etc." for the
continuation of the matchmaking of Canal
road.
That the subgrade be prepared and mac
adam spread and rolled by day labor on
Bladensburg road. at estimated cost of 5000
chargeable to the appropriation for grading
and improving Bladensburg road.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Meeting fer Men.

The announcement is made that a meet
ing for men under the auspices of Pioneer
Council. No. /. Sons of Jonadab, will be
held, beginning at o'clock this evening at
Jonadab Hall. 623 Louisiana avenue The
committee having the affair In charge say
there will be good music, literary numbers
and short talks OF especial interest to men.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
CITY ITEMS.
"Milku Bread Deserves Praise

1t is the best bread that can be baked. 1t
is genuinely home made 1t contains the
richest and purest ingredients. which are
mixed with fresh milk instead of water. 1t
is always light, white. sweet and nutritious.
Delivered fresh from oven to table, &c.
Homemade Pies, 20c Holmes Bakery, LIST
& SITS. Phones E. 144O & 1441. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

Merchants and Miners Trans Co. Savan-
nah Line, from Baltimore to Savannah. A
most delightful route to Georgia. Florida.
Alabama and Southern points. Low fares.
excellent service. Send for Booklet. Tick
cts sale b. & o. r. r. offices. w +.
Turner c. p A.. Baltimore, Md. FINEST
'COASTWISE TRIPS IN THE WORLD"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Look for the Red Glover Design
when you buy Red Clover Creamery Butter.
Change in Program.

Miss E. ]. Griffin who has charge of the
reading room for the blind. Library of Con-
gress, has announced a change in the pro-
gram for next Tuesday night. October II.
Instead of Mrs. Ralph Kirby, in recitations,
Marie Lohry, the celebrated Swiss-Ameri-
can humoriSt, will appear.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Baltimore and Return. 81 Ok

baltimore and Ohio r. r..
Every Saturday and Sunday All trafns
both ways, both days. except ROYAL Linz
ited. Hourly Service" week days-Advt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
"Two Chances Instead of One"

Having two thoroughly equipped offices.
S04-SeG-SoS F street NV. and 1912 New York
ave NV, the seller and buyer double their
chances of selling and buying through our
agency Stone & Fairfax, 1342 New York
ave-. and S04-S06- sos st-Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Byron S. Adams Promises

prompt and satisfactory printing, and inva-
riably fulfills the promise. 512 1lth st.
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
SOUTHERN RAlLMAW,

Trains leave from Pennsylvania Station
7.S5 am. Daily. Local for HarrisonburS, War.
renton. Danvile and way stations.
ited. Through coaches and sleeper to Columbia.
Savannah and Jacksonville. Dining service.
11:15 am. Daily. United States Fast Mall.
First-class coaches and sleeper to New Orisans.
4.Oi pm. Week Days. Local for Harrisonburs
and way stations Manassas branch.
Abs pm. daily. Local for Wsrrenton and Char
7:3O pm. Daily. New York and Atlanta EXPRESS
First-class coach to Atlanta. sleeper to Columbus,
Ga; Sunset tourist sleeper Washington to San
$3.50 pm. Daily. New York and Florida Express.
man aad eepe to augusta and
1000 pm Daily New York and Memphis Lin.
tied tva Lynehburgl. Firstclass coach and sleeper
to Roanoke Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis;
sleeper to birmingham and New Orleans. Dining
10:45 pm. Daily. Washington and Southwestern
Limited. All Pullman train: observation car to
Atlanta and Macon; club car to Atlanta: sleepers
l. Nashville. Atlanta, Macon, BirminghsIn Mem
piss and New Orleans: Dining service.
TRAINS ON BLUEAiONT BRANCH.
Leave Washington $40 am, 1870, 4:i5 sos
p.n elk days, for Biuemont; 6:2S pm. week
days for Leesburg only On Sunday leave Wash.
Ington 9:16 am, 5:05 p.m for Bluemont.
Through trains from the south arrive Washing
ton 6:42, e:52, $40 $50 am, 300, $3.50 and $50
am. week days and 900 pm. daily. From Char
lottesviIle. s:25 am: from Lynchburg. $40 pm.
daily.
Tickets r,eeping car reservations and detailed
ST., Oil Pa. ave. and Pennsylvania Station. Bag
gage checked through from hotels and resideases.
Phone Main s73o TbI r R Cab Service
1905. W. H TAYLoE, Cen Pass. Agent.
L $ BROWN. Gen. Agent.
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."Another Place to Buy Houses"

stone & Fairfax have an uptown Office
al l342 New York ave, adjoining the corner
of 18th. Drop in and get their list.-Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
RAILROADS.
SeabOard Airline Railway.

TICKET OFFICE, 1921 PENNA. AVE.
For Petersburg Raleigh, Wilmington Columbia.
Savannah, Jacksonville, Tampa. Atlanta, Brming.
ham Mobile, Pensacola and New Orleans.
1850 AN DAILY-Seaboard Mail-Througn
Pullman Sleeper to Jacksonville, Fla. connecting
6.25 Pm. DAILY-Seaboard Express-Soiid train
to Jacksonville and Tampa with through Pullman
Sleepers Also sleeper to Birmingham this train.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Table Luxuries at E. P. Dickinson,s

His foods are the kind one reIjsbes Trv
Goiden Brand Hams and Bacon and Golden
Leaf Lard They're fine He sells them
stores 1917 10th ST., 17T4 U st.-Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Cause of Rejoicing.
Another Place to Rent Houses -

Stone 4 Fairfax have an uptown office,
at I342 New York ave, adjoining the corner
OF 14th- Drop in and get their list.-Adyt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Purest, Sweetest Butter.

]. p. Smiths (2lst ami Pa ave. fine gro
ceries are the delight of sticklers for pure
food. Elk Grove Butter is sold by him be-
cause of It's excellent Quality.-Adyt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Flowers for Fall Weddings.

Guide can be depended upon to furnish the
finest flowers and his decorative work is
beautiful in the extreme. 1914 F.-Advt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

Best Work, Best Service. Try Us.
West End Laundry, 1925 Pa. ave. NV.
Phone, Main 1921, or postal. se29, tn, SUI If
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
"Trade" Column in The Sunday Star

offers you the means of exchanging any ar
tIcle you don't want for something you do
want. An ad costs only 1c. a word-mini-
mum charge, 15c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
You Get Full Pound Weight

in every pound package of Red Glover
Creamery Butter-''the butter that betters
the bread" Art pictures free Grocers'. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

Exchange That Ancient Machine Of
thine for the Wheeler & Wilson new D 0.
my1S-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

1929 G St., Turkish Bath,
Under new management. Never closed
se22-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

We Store and Sell Furniture.
Brown & Tolson, Aucts, 1909 H st. oc11-4t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

Roses+We Grow Them-Violets.
Get our prices before buying elsewhere
Kramer, Florist, GIG F st. NV. oc10-tf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
LOCAL MENTION.
The Quality and Purity
Costs Only SOC. to Have

OF Red Glover Creamery Butter couldn't be
bettered. Art pictures free. Grocers'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
"Gcing South"

double Handkerchief Blankets washed at the
Tolman Laundry. Single 25c. 9Th & C SITS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

It's Much Cheaper and Less Trouble
to have the Household Linen Numbered
properly at the Tolman Laundry. Bed
Spreads, 10c. 9th & SITS. Phone NJ $3.50. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

John R. Kelly, Center Market
New York roast beef corned beef a speciality.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

At the Seasons Notable Weddings
Skaters Flowers are in evidence 18th & I
Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15
Baltimore and Ohio r. r.

Baltimore and Ohio r. X.
ANA'N sA ho9aL Nf sEi fsts Zine fEs and "
TRANS AZ EVERY R1 OTHER OTHER HOUR
rH1L q rhh Hp1 aS HoS SEw z York.
1853 1883 ann ann P Pnsi f falo1 saI h2 Train
$500 am. Diner and Pullman parior Car
800. 800 pm pm. :.iioysi Limlted" All Pullman
"a! 30 I'M; Diner and haIlnaS Fafior
800 pm. Coaches to Philadelphia.
.a.Ss p p.m. si ieepes.
Atlantic City. 100. 1900. f11oo am. fioo,
O' EVERY HOUR on THE HoUK
Week days: Isl. 500, o.so 100. 100, 500. $50.
49, &c. fSS 500 ssS SGG I s$ $780, sS0
SnndsSs aS5 s soe S s sSs So
1890 Co.'s. ai.s'' 'i.ss &g iER
'i siiTssSac q: q i s,sss .as ~.
tLEyELAND. oil pm
WHEELING. 1905 am. $50 pm,
WiNcaEilEESSTISEa t. em;s ts.os. 800 Pm.
400. eco pm. Sundays. $50 an. $50 and 1900
LURAY aud ELKroN. .4o5 pm. through pario,
FREDERIcK. 1888 se.lo. 1905. tiI.oo an.
sst S.y aG iSss ;sss and q Zoo
sS tisso si.is. ts.so, sos. f5ss. fsSo. $751; j.
WASHINGTON JUNCTION and way points. fs.s5.
'si bai tEa Zee 's sunday s'o Sunday only
Baerase called for and checked from hotels and
a esef ss
S. b HEdE Disfriet Passenger ls..s.
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s. S. Deutschland to ItalY.
IN LESS THAN EIGHT DAYS

S. S. Hamburg and Furst Bismarck are new YES
els ,f the most modern type and of about 10, 900
tons.
HAMBU. .G-AMERICAN LINE, 81 B'WAY, N. Y
E.. F. DRooP SONS. 925 Pa. ave.
ocS-tf AZ
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-15

v. Baldwin Johnson's Coal, 612 9th ST.
Note-50 cts. discount for spot cash. Why
waste It? No fake or trickery here.-Adyt.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14
PULSE.
Decembe

December II, lSOO,
Mrs. William Morgan, of South
Liberty, visited relatives here, Sun.
day.
Alta Reece, of Brown county, was
the guest of her cousins, Alma and
Fanny Clancy, Thursday.
Margaret Clancy. of Blanchester,
is visiting relatives here.
DR.. T. W. Duvall and wife, of Lynch
burg, was the guests of the doctors
parents, Friday night and Saturday.
Mrs. Hart and Clara Montgomery,
of Brown county, were Sunday guests
of James Sanderson and family.
Mrs. @. c. Cochran is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Charles Brewster, of
Clarksville.
Mrs. Lucinda Surls 10 visiting her
sistei Mrs. Frost, at Buford.
A.r Mary Custer Duvall visited
relat, Is at-Buford Friday.
Ed Barker will move to Fred Bar
ker's farm near Pricetown, Thursday,
and A. O. Duvall to the farm lately
purchased of Mr.. Barker, near Pulse.
Hamer Hughes made a business trip
TO Georgetown last week.
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CARMEL.
December Ill. |

December III, 100.
An interesting son came to gladden.
the hearts of Mr.. and Mrs. John Wise
cup few days since.
Aunt Polly McCoppin who fell and
hurt herself recently does not improve
rapidly.
Quite number from mere attended
the funeral of John Rigdon, at Cynth-
lana, Sunday morning.
Our beautiful new chapel so lately
dedicated to the services of COD, is in
the midst of great revival. Rev. j.
T.. Fl. Sentman, of Rainsboro, assisted
our pastor last week. He delivered
some excellent sermons, and on FRI
day our presiding elder, Rev. Aultman,
of Cincinnati, came and held quarter
ly meeting, and is still here assisting
our pastor, Rev. John V. Morris. He
is expounding the truths of the Cos
pei to crowded houses. Onr pastor Is
laboring faithfully in the discharge
of mis- duties. There have been a mum.
ber of additions, conversions and some
reclaimed.
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PRICETOWN.
December II, 1905

December IL, 100.
Aunt Lib Barker accompanied by
Miss Siders and Exile Martin, of Bel.
fast, are visiting Robt. Mclaughlin
and family.
Don't forget the Xmas Cantata. en-.
titled santa Claus at his Best" at
the Christian church, Christmas
night.
f. S. Redkey, wife and son, of Sugar
tree Ridge, called on w. j. Cochran,
Saturday night and Sunday.
&c. Pulse and wife, of Pulse, and
Mrs. Pearl Duvall and son, Charles, of
Dodsonville, spent Sunday with J. w.
Gossett and family.
William Dye is quite sick at the
home of c. G.. Faris.
Mrs. Ellen Robert, son and daughter,
visited Mrs. Jennie Galley, of Tile
Junction, Sunday.l
J. G. Landess is in poor health.
Miss Anna Faris is visiting her
brother, John Farls and family, Of
Samantha.
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FORT HILL.

December ii, 1900.
Henry Countryman visited B. w.
Spargur and family, at Carmel, Sun
day, and his sister, Mrs. Sina Reed
accompanied him home.
Rev. Howard, of Duncansville, was
entertained bv J, B. Turner and fam.
lily, one last week.
A daughter was born to Mr. and
Mrs, Il. NJ. Countryman on the 4th'
MIR. and Mrs. j. j. Butler and SON
of Cedar Chapel, MIR, and Mrs. j, W,
Stultz. J. L. Butler and Mrs. Rebecca
Stultz, of this place, was entertained
by c, A. Rhoades and wife, Wednes.
day.I
Miss Maud Butler, who has been
sick for some time is not so well.
Wm. and Cecil Caplinger and Chas
Butts attended a big dance near
Latham, Friday night.
Peter Frush, of Dunkinsvllle, was
the guest OF ]. B. Turner and family,
a couple of days last weeks.
Dan Butler made "a business trip to
Hillsboro, Saturday.
Dick Stultz was the guest of o. c.
Carter and family, at Greenfield, last
week.
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Personally Conducted Tour te
California.

Exclusively first.class tour under
the auspices of the Tourist Depart
ment, Chicago, Union Pacific & North
Western Line; leaves Chicago, Wed
nesday, February 7. spending the dis
agreeable portions of February and
March In the land of sunshine and
flowers. s350'00 includes all expenses,
railway fare, sleeping cars, meals in
dining cars and hote, expense. Service
first.class In every respect. Itlnera.
ries and full particulars on applica.
tion-s. A. Hutchison, Manager, PIP
Clark st., and l20 Jackson Blvd,
chicago.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14
Enplish Emiprntion.

"There is a double stream of emil
grafton from England" says a writer
in the London Graphic. our poor
emigrate TO the United States or the
colonies TO improve their circum-
stances, but there are every year some
thousands of comparatively rich fam
lilies among us that remove TO the
continent to live cheaply. This second
stream is growing in magnitude every
year. for prices in England are con-
tinually increasing. 1t was from the
ranks of the moderately rich that we
used to get most of our officers for the
army; but the sons OF these 'emi'
grants now become acquainted with
foreign languages, and find better en-
ployment in commerce and often on
the continent"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14
SNAPSHOT MARRIAGES.
Ninety-Nine of Which Out of n Hum
dred Result in I'm
happiness.

All modern advancement and in
ventions, marvellous as they are. have
not brought any Improvement over
good. old-fashioned courtship, SAYS ths
Memphis News-Scimitar.
II is easier to become married tban
II used to be, and easier to be di-
yorced
The bride nowadays does not bring
hostages to happiness in the form OF
rag carpets and chests OF comforts and
quilts, made with her own hand. and
into every stitch of which she has
fondly tucked the love- confidence
and faith that ripen only with long
courtship and thorough acquaintance
before engagement.
No; nowadays she brings only her,
self, and possibly papas check, to a
bridegroom whose real life and char
acter are as unknown TO her as are the
deeps OF a lake over which she has
joyously drifted In the moonlight
We generally make a short shrlft OF
courtship. engagement and marriage in
these modern days, and the ruaaway
marriage Is becoming more and more
common. The main industry of St.
Joseph, Mich. is the marrying Of run
away couples from Chicago.
"Ninety-nine runaway marriages out
OF hundred result IN unhappiness
II is the solemn declaration OF
Judge Thompson. Of Chicago, who was
talking from the bench.
The Judge was hearing the divorce
case OF young woman married four
years ago,
Did you know him well before you
married him?" asked the judge.
Il thought | did" said the plaintiff,
but guess didn't After we had
been married a short time he beat me
every day. Once he threw me down
two flights of stairs and then fol.
lowed me down and kicked me-"
1T was runaway marriage7"
We'll, yes, 1t was" admitted the
woman.
The Judge pondered q moment Il
will give you a Decree" he said But
I hope this case will be a warning to
other foolish girls. Ninety-nine out Of
a hundred end this way"
The passing of the honest, old
fashioned. long-drawn-out oourtship.
in which men and women become ac-
quainted before marrying. is to be la
mented. In proportion as II recedes,
| the divorce problem looms larger and
| larger.
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HIGHLAND.
December IL, 1905.

Harry Edwards returned to his place
of business in Louisville, KY, Monday
morning after two weeks visit with
relatives here.
Miss Edna Woodmansee, of Colum-
bus, is visiting relatives here.
Miss Emma Hartell has returned to
Cleveland after a two weeks visit
with her father and sister.
Mrs. George Orebaugh visited rela-
tives in Cuba and Midland City part
of last week.
Miss Esther Larkin and Miss Grace
woodmansee we're guests of the Miss
es Ella and Edna Adams Sunday.
Harry Evans, of Paducah, KY, Wis.,
tied his father Saturday.
The Queen Esther Circle will rem
der the comedy, Breezy Point" in
the Town Hall Friday evening, De-
cember Is. Tickets on sale at Hos
kins' and Thornburg's. Admission IL
and 20 cents.
Mrs. ]. S. Kerns and sons, Paul and
Robert, of Samantha, visited her
mother, Mrs. L. G. Horseman Sunday
G. A. Woodmansee who has been
travelling in the northwest during
the past three months returned home
Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. F. Larkin visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Nat Larkin in Samau-
tha Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14
TALE OF A QUEER HOUSE.
Dwelling Formed of Ship Beached
on the Pacific Coast In
Gold Times.

On the bay of San Francisco, about
town of Tiburon. Here, on the beach,
is remarkable dwelling-half ship
and half cottage. The landward half
is an ordinary twostoried wooden cot
tage, but the outward end is the hull.
of an old vessel, the name board Of
which, Tropic Bird, Is nailed over the
front door of the cottage
'lu 1850. just after the great gold
discoveries In California, the Tropic
BIRD, built in a Prince Edward Island
shipyard. and commanded by Capt.
Homans, set sail from Gloucester,
Mass, with a mixed crew of sailors
and landsmen, all eager to set as
quickly as possible to the land OF gold.
Just before reaching Cape Horn, mu-
Tiny broke out, but was quelled by the
Irmness of the captain and the oppor-
tune coming on of violent storm,
which kept all hands busy for several
days. The Tropic Bird and all on
board reached the Golden Gate and the
young city of San Francisco safely.
The vessel, however. was so battered
Lhat she was beached at the foot of
Telegraph Hin and converted into a
boarding house and general store The
captain and his brother made money
fast. and after a few years sold out
their business and returned to their
native state.
Half century later, In 1901. a man,
his wife and child came from San
Francisco to Tiburon to visit the ship
cottage. The womans heart came
into her mouth when she read the
name plate, Tropic Bird. Entering,
they learned that the old vessel had
been towed over to Tiburon, cut in half
and cottage Quilt where her stern
had been. They farther ascertained
that the Tropic Bird was built by Dom
aid Dewar, a shipbuilder of George
town, Prince Edward Island, and sold
by him to Capt Homans. who sailed
her round the Horn Donald Dewar's
granddaughter Mrs. J. II. Scott, is now
the housewife of the Tropic Bird, and
her visitor was a daughter OF Capt.
liomans. So strangely did two people.
deeply interested In the ,ropic Bird,
the one granddaughter OF her build
er and the other daughter of her
former owner and captain. meet in the
little town of Tiburon.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14
Took Him at His Word.

A greengrocer's boy hailed vessel
in dock at Cardiff. The surly mate
responded and gruiiiy asked what he
wanted. 1--WE got some vegetables
for the ship" was the reply. "All
right. you needn't come aboard; throw
'em up one at time" said the mate,
as ne stood In readiness to receive the
expected vegetables "Ahoy, there
look outl" shouted the lad, as he
threw a single green pea toward the
mate. I've got a sack OF 'em for the
captainl"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14
Our Store!

From now on it's buy fast and
furiously. You'll want to visit the
store where shopping is easy and
prices carry convictions of being
right the minute you hear 'em. No
time for haggling over the cost of
an article-just get 1t in the quick
est possible manner that the right
thing can be selected. We haven't
swelled prices; they remain at the
same low point that crowds our
store daily these days.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14
Tour OF All Mexico.

Via B. & G, S.-W. under personal
escort, The American Tourist Asso-
citation, selected Clientele, limited.
All exclusive privileges, independent
travel. Special Pullman, vestibul ed
Train, Baggage Car, Drawing Rooms,
Compartments, Library and Music
Rooms, with the largest Dining Car
In the world, and the famous open top
Observation Car, Chililitli. Tickets
including all express everywhere.
Leaves January 30. 1906. For timer
airy and complete information call on
your nearest ticket agent or address
Q. p. MCCarty, General Passenger
Agent, b. & o. S.-W. II. r., Cincinna-
II, Ohio.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14

The Missus-Mary Ann, please ex-
plain to me how It was that ! saw you
kissing yonng man in the kitchen
last night.
The Maid-Sure, ! dunno how It 10,
ma'am onless yez we're lookin' through
thejkeyhole.
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Dubious,

Did you have a good time during
the social season last winter?"
WELL" answered Mr.. Cumrox. Il
ate a lot Of things ! don't like, met
a lot Of people didn't know. and
bought lot of things ] don't need.
SO | guess must have had a good
time. me."-Washington Star.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14

"Why do you call yourself we in
your editorials ?" asked the admiring
friend of the country editor.
"That is so people who don't ap-
prove of what write about them will
imagine that there are too many of
US for them to lick.p
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14

Mr.. Extank-You have no notion my
dear, how hard 1t is for man to stay
on the water wagon. No less than
ten fellow have asked me what I'd
take, today.
Mrs. Extank-And was your answer
invariably the same?
Mr.. Extank-That' what 1t was.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14

Beautifying methods that injure the
skin and health are dangerous. Be
beautiful without discomfort by TAX.
ing HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
sunshiny faces follow Its use. 35 cents.
KAUFMANN u BAER.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1905-12-14

Her-A girl is fool who doesn't
marry rich.
Him-There's only one bigger fool.
Her--WhoY
Him-The man who marries a girl
who thinks that way.