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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-04
Convention humanitaria
MEXICO TONIC PARTE EN- ELLA
DE SUIZA

Ell "Diario O6cial" de Mexico en-
|su n1mero del I3. inserta ell texto de
ia Convention frrnada en- Ia capital
3suiza y en- la que tomaron participa-
Rci6n varias naciones.
Mexico. galantemente invitado a
ella, Sc ha adherido en- debida forma
Ia la Convention, cuyo noble objeto es,
sgarantizar la neutralidad en- tempo de
Guerra. de las ambulancias y hospita
lies militares, y de euyas principales
|clausulas extractamos 10 siguiente:
LAS ambulancias y hospjtales mill
Etares seran, en- todo case, considerados
como neutrales, y en- tai virtud. pro-
|segidos y respetados por los beige
|rantes. mientras haya enfermos he
|ridos en- aquellos. Seran respetados y
lquedaran libres los habitantes del pats
que socorran los heridos. Todo he
|rido y cuidado en- una casa, servlrA 4
esta de salvaguardia.
Los miljtsres heridos seran reco
[gidos convenientemente cuidados.
sea cual fuere la nacion a que perte-
Inezcan.
Los generates de las potencias be-
lligerantes tendran la mission de adver-
|tir los habitantes que Sc apela a sus
|sentimientos huma anitarios y que CO
mo consecuencis del ejercicio de ellos,
Zgozaran de neutralidad
"El que haya recogido heridos en-
|su casa queda dispensado del ALOHA
3miento de las tropas, asl como de una
|parte de las contribuciones de guerra
que Sc lie impongan."
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-04
v0je del P|eSidenIe d Sur

El 26 de Octubre t1ltimo dejamos al,
|Presidente Roosevelt como 4 la mitad.
sde su viaje Nueva Orleans. De las
| 200 millas que, POGO mas 6 menos,
|ha bra de la ciudad del Potomac la
|del Misisipi, llevaria andadas unas 6,
Is mil. Curioso leh2 Pues as1 es. iOh,l ]
,cielos, cuanto andar y desandar; cuan-|
Ito que retebjen habla, pero sobre'
!todo cuanto y de cuantas cosas! Los,
Ideberes del blanco, los del negro, los
del casado, los del soltero, los del viu
do. los del Ciudadano. los del clerigo, j
hes del abogado, los del medico, en- fin, )!
hos de todo ser viviente, abarcaron,
Isus discursos que, fuera broma, estan'
|llenos de ensefIanza, tanto asl, que;
|hasta Ell Papa los ensalzo. Hablo ell.
1Presidente acerca del canal de Pana|
ma, de polftica interior y exterior, y,
.de la doctrina de Monroe, siendo de,
|notar la ejemplar moderation que uso;
len sus referencias las rep1blicas la!
|tino- americans. Al dla siguiente,
Edeberfa llegar a Nueva Orleans dom
de Sc detendria un dla 6 POGO mas. En :;
Iseguida Sc embarcaria en- Ell crucero
.acorazado "West Virginia" con rumbo
"a Cayo Hueso y ALI le estaran espe /
'rando los cruceros de igual clase'
a"Pennsylvania" y Colorado" para los
tres hacer Ell viaje Washington la
mayor velocidad possible.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-04
TratamientO al
soldado frances

M. Mauricio Bertaux, ministro de
a Guerra en- Francia. ha dirigido una
circular los jefes de cuerpos de ejer-
.ito con direcciones sobre la manera en-
Iue debe tratarse a los reclutas. E]
nozo inexperto, del que ha de salir el
|tuturo soldado debe ser para los vete-
ramos un hermano menor.
Seprohibe las novatadas y las bro
mas pesadas de que menudo Sc hace
|oDjeto q los quintos' Ell ingreso de
los mozos en- sus regimientos sera OBJ
eto dc ceremonias eSpeciales.
Los capitanes de cada compaflfa,
siendo obligatoria la presencia de los
lem As ofciales, haran la presentation
lie los reclutas 4 los veteranos, consi
lerandose esencial que Ell quinto apren
da conocer sus superiores de todas
|categorias, y adquiera la conviction de
que sera tratado por ellos, no solo sin
]brusquedad, sino con carif1o.
Los sargentos y cabos preguntar an
! sindividualmente sus inferiores por
J su origen y familias, para convencer-
les de que siempre y en- todo case en-
7:ontraran amigos y protectores en- sus
5efes.
Esta circular obedece q que en- el
aeiercito frances estaba tomando dema
siada carta de naturaleza la practica
/ le someter a los quintos novatadas,
hue, como acoutece en- las universida-
les. los colegios militares y navales y
11emas instituciones docentes en- los
3Estados Unidos. menudo degeneran
en brutalidades, hacienda que la ju-
ventud y las families esperasen con
3.erIor los llamamientos al servicio. - !
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-04
AMERICAN RAILROAD COMPANY OF PORTO RICO.

SCHEDULE TRAINS EFFECT ON AND AFTER SEPTEMBER TO- 1906
BETWEEN SAN JUAN CAROLINA CANY AGUAD MAYAGU AND PONCE
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23

The traditions OF 81. paul's cathedral
were enriched by n new precedent the
other day In the introduction Of II vac
uuln cleaner. aud the calm OF the
stately cloisters echoed with the rapid
throb of the engine Us the dust was
sucked on the musty library shelves
and old oak carvings.
Recently I'm attempt was made TO
give the outside of the cathedral sort
OF dry shampoo with the new American
sharp sand blast. II was found. how
ever. that the hardness OF the stone
made the cleaning long and tedious
undertaking Several days were occu-
pied in cleaning few square yards ON
the north side.
When cleaned this portion was treat.
ed with new decay resisting c0mpo-
sitlon II IL. however. generally con-
sidered that the hard shell which the
weather has caused to form on the sur
face Of the stone IL II natural protec-
ton that II would he inadvlsable to re-
move.-London Express.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
THE CANAL AN EXPENSIVE TOY
J. J. Hill Says II viii Be Of Little
Use In Extending Trade.

ST. Paul. Sept. 21.-Declaring that
the Panama canal would be an expen'
sive toy that would be OF little use In
extending American foreign trade.
James J. Hill. president Of the Great
Northern railroad, In an address to
farmers OF Southern Minnesota at the
Fillmore county fair. advised the
farmers of the northwest not to be de
luded into thinking that government
control of railroads would reduce
rates.
President Hill condemned graft In
private and public life. He said pro
tective tariff would not create new
markets or increase selling prices. The
main good that farmers could secure
was reduced transportation rates. Re
duced rates would follow increased
markets. because on business basis
railroads could haul goods cheaper II
there were more goods shipped. Rail
road rates would decline more slowly
under government control than II fixed
by intelligent managers of railroads
However II was right that the gov
eminent should secure fair treatment
and prevent discrimination.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
WILL REJECT MINERS DEMANDS
Operators Won't Grant s.Hour Day. But
VIII Continue Present Aareement.

Operators Won't Grant 8-Hour Day, But
viii Continue Present Agreement
Scranton. Pa. Sept. 20.-One Of the
biggest coal operators In this region.
who has just come from Philadelphia.
where he had conference with Presl-
dent Baer. of the Reading. declares
unhC sitatingly and for publication that
the operators will not under any con-
sideration grant the demand of the
mine workers for an eight-hour day.
and that they propose To agree only
that the present agreement shall be
continued. Announcement To this ef-
feet will be made. 90 said. otter the
miners hold their convention in Sha'
nokin. December IL.
AN eight.hour day" the operator
continued. would be equivalent To a
~ per cent increase In the miners
wages. II we granted that II would be
necessary for us TO raise the price OF
coal. and the public would not stand
for that We are willing. however. To
roadopt the present agreement with
the miners. perhaps with some modifi'
cations that can be mutually decided
upon
81 was speaking to President Baer
the other day. He said that nothing
would be done until the miners finally
formulate their demands at the Sha.
mokin convention on December II and
present them to us for our decision.
The operators will not entertain the
eight.hour day proposition that Is a
certainty"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
10000 AT ALLENTOWN FAIR
Showers Kept the Attendance Down.
Summary Of Races.

Allentown. Pa. Sept. 2l.-Showers
kept the attendance at the Allentown
fair down TO 10000 yesterday and
caused a postponement of Dan Patch's
trial against his 1903 record on the
half-mile track. Three events were
decided in straight heats. Summaries:
2.27 pace. purse s400-Sad Sam won
the race In three straight heats. Time.
22Gi2; Grace H.. second; Gedney
King. third.
2.25 pace. Trexler Lumber Company
Stake. $1000-Hallock NJ. won In three
straight heats. Time. 2.llh: Allan.
wood. second: Starlight. third.
2.20 trot. purse s6O0-Charles Cor.
man won in straight heats. Time.
c.2OA: Tantella. second; Dorothy s..
third.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
A Laxative Cough Syrup.

"A cold or cough nearly always pro-
duces constipation the water all runs
to the eyes, nose and throat instead of
passing out of the system through the
liver and kidneys. For the want of
moisture the bowels become dry and
hard" Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar is the original Laxative Cough
Syrup. II meets and corrects the above
conditions, by acting as pleasant
cathartic on the bowels expels all colds
from the system and cures all coughs,
Group, whooping cough, LaGrippe.
bronchitis. etc.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
HEAVY STRIKE DAMAGES
Railroad Company Secures Verdict Of
100000 Against Chicago.

Chicago. Sept 90. a verdict OF
100000 aginst the city OF Chicago was
given the Panhandle railroad In a
damage suit brought because Of the
burning OF a number Of freight cars
belonging to the railway company
during the American Railway Union
strike OF 1894. When the verdict was
returned motion made by the city
TO set aside the verdict was denied by
the court In the trial the railway
company held that the city OF Chi
cage was liable for damage because Of
its alleged inadequate protection Of
the company's property.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
Auto Hi. Carriage. Three Hurt.

Harrisburg. Pa, Sept. 2i.-An auto
mobile ran into a two-horse carriage
in which Mr.. and Mrs. 3. J. Overly
and Mrs. Sadie Cabell were riding
from this city TO their homes in York,
and all three were injured. The horses
became frightened and demolished the
vehicle by throwing the occupants to
the ground. Mrs. Overly's shoulder
was dislocated and she was seriously
injured internally. The other two
were badly bruised and are suffering
from shock
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
GEN. ISAAC J. wlsrAR IS DEAD
Distinguished Philadelphia Passed
Away Suddenly at Summer Homo.


Philadelphia. Sept. 19.-Death has
claimed General Isaac J. Wistar. one
OF Philadelphia foremost citizens.
General Wistar died at "Stockdale."
his summer home in Claymont. Del.
He was III only one day.
General wistar was In his 18th
year. and during his lifetime distin-
gulshed himself as a soldier. railroad
Official. penologist and philanthropist.
For years General Wistar occupied
high positions OF trust in the admin
istration OF the Pennsylvania railroad.
Two years ago he retired from active
duties. and devoted himself to the
furthering Of his educational under
takings.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
A Cold Settled In His Lungs.

A. J. Jennesse, 92Ol Butler ST..
Chicago, writes: II am switchman and
am out in all kinds Of weather. took
a cold which settled in my kidneys and
was in bad shape. tried several adj
vertised remedies with no benefit, until
i was recommended to try Foley's
Kidney Cure. Two-thirds of bottle
cured me-" p. d. Cottingham & Co.,
Snow Hill; Lloyd & Blaine, Pocomoke.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
SORRY SHE is so SMALL
Miss Dickinson Awarded Stack Of Sll.
yer Dollars Equal to Her Height.

Scranton. Pa. Sept. i9.-Miss Susan
T. Dickinson. the well-known newspa-
per writer. is for the nonce very dis
consulate because Of the fact that she
is only feet inches in height She
received word from a Boston maya
zine that Admiral Dewey and Senator
Allison. acting as judges In literary
contest inaugurated by the magazine.
had awarded her first prize. The &C.
caslon OF her being disconsolate Is that
the first prize is a stack OF silver dol
lars equal TO her height.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23

A horse valued at $500 and owned by
Clifford Miller. of Port Denosit. broke
its leg in running away yesterday, and
had to be killed.
But one-fourth as many oyster-tong-
ing licenses have been issued by the
Clerk of the Circuit Court at Centre
vile so far this season as against last.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
Chamberlain Cough Remedy Aids
Nature.

Medicines that aid nature are always
most effectual. Chamberlains Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. 1t allays the
cough. relieves the lungs, aids expector-
alton. opens the secretions, and aids ma
ture in restoring the system to healthy
condition. 1t is famous for its cures
over a large part Of the civilized world.
Thousands have testified to its superior
excellence. tcounteracts any tendency
of cold to results in pneumonia. For
sale by p. ID. Cottingham & Co.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
Areanun- ties to Go to Law.

New Yori sept. 20.-A meeting OF
the representatives of the state com
mIttees from subordinate councils Of
the Royal Arcanum was held here.
Resolutions were adopted for the APP
pointment OF an executive committee
OF Is with full power TO act for the
conference and TO be instructed ito
cause proceedings TO be taken for in
junction and other provisional relief
NJ II may deem best calculated to Sc
cure an early adjustment OF the lille
gality and invalidity OF the new laws
concerning assessments recently en-
acted by the supreme council and ad-
judging the previous laws OF assess
ments In full force"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23

After losing an eye from piece of
flying steel. E. r. Marker. of the First
district of Cecil, whose wife has but
lately recovered from typhoid, is, to-
gether with his two sons, stricken with
the same disease.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23

Hog cholera is raging among hogs of
First district, Cecil county. Edgar
Bishop has lost 80.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
Girl scanned By Lathe.

Philadelphia. Sept. 20.-While work
ing in the jewelry factory OF Simons
Brothers. GIG Chestnut street, Mar
garet Devine, Is years OF age. was
scalped by one Of the lathes. Her hair
caught In the machine. The girl was
taken 10 the jefferson hospital and her
scalp sewed on.
Duchess Of Marlborough at Oyster Bay
Oyster Bay. l.. l.. Sept 2l.-Presi-
dent and Mrs. Roosevelt received the
Duchess OF Marlborough. formerly
Miss Consuelo Vanderbilt. and her
hosts. Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Mackay.
Tie party remained with President
and Mrs. Roosevelt about half M hour.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23
10 Il Right?

Is it right that property-owner
should lose $4.20 to let dealer make
80 cents A dealer makes so cents
more on fourteen gallons Of ready-for-
use paint, at $3.50 per gallon. than our
agent does on eight gallons of l.. & NJ.
paint and six gallons of linseed oil.
which make fourteen gallons of the
best paint in the world. at 81. 20 per gal
lon; the property-owner loses just 1920
Is it right?
II only requires gallons of l.. & NJ.
and gallons lnseed oil to paint mod
crate sized house.
Ten Thousand Churches painted with
Longman & Martinez l.. & NJ. Paint.
Liberal quantity given to churches
when bought from. Hastings 4 Tim
mons, Snow Hill, Scarborough. Onley &
Co., Bowen & Son. Newark.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23

New Orleans. La. Sept. 2l.-Yellow
fever report up TO last night: New
cases. so: total 10 date. 1859: deaths.
g.; total 35i: new foci. IL cases I'M
der treatment. 327; cases discharged.
Eli.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-09-23

Several thousand people from the
lower section of Cecil county gathered
at Battle Swamp, in the seventh dis
trict, Saturday, attending an all-day
picnic and amendment meeting held
under the auspices of the Democratic
party of Cecil county. Senator A. l..
Crothers, J. l.. Wood and Col. Victor
Baughman were present and delivered
addresses.
, 1905-09-27
CARL A. HASWIN, Manager
L a. HASWIN, Manager JULIEN NJ. MARTINET, General Superfnten
SeabOard Artificial Stone Co.

Manufacturers of cement stone blocks of various sizes, colours,
and shapes; plain or rock-face. Builders of moisture proof cement
stone walls; costing less than stone or brick, and superior to either.
Cement foundations, cellar and basement watertight floors, pave
ments and curbs Plain and ornamental cement work of every de-
scription at lowest prices. Estimates furnished. All work guaran-
teed.
Glory: HOLLY BEACH, N. J. WILDWOO N.
, 1905-09-27

selves as others see them. Miss Nun
70 is well qualified to write a play
about the fashionable. set, for she is
herself an heiress to millions, being the
daughter of a wealthy publisher, the
late Norman Leslie Munro.
Unlike many of the daughters of the
rich, she is not content to spend her
life amid the frivolities of society, but
is ambitious to achieve things. She
stepped into her fathers publishing
business when he died and has been a
controlling spirit in it. She studied
law and took her diploma in the class
with Helen Gould. She is an enthu-
siastic athlete and in the Impressionist
advocated ardently the participation
of IN In outdoor exercises. Golf,
tennis and horseback riding are her
favorite sports, and she is also a good
whip and on the water could bring
either a steam or a sailing yacht into
port if the captain was disabled. Be
sides all these accomplishments Miss
Munro has what is denied many rich
girls-the rare gift Of beauty.
, 1905-09-27
Fewer Gallons; Wears Longer.
MT. HOLLY FAIR
October 3, 4, S, and 6, 1905

o 3, 4, S, n o, 1905
To further accommodate those desir-
ing to visit the Fair at Mt. Holly, N. j.,
on the above dates, the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company will sell excursion
tickets from all stations on the United
Railroads of New Jersey Division, in
New Jersey, and from Atlantic City,
Millville, Bridgeton, Salem, Penns-
grove, and intermediate stations OF the
West Jersey and Seashore Railroad, at
reduced rates, including admission to
the Fair Grounds.
Special trains will be run as follows:
From Philadelphia Market Street
Wharf: On October 3, 4, and 5 at S.12
A. NJ, and on October 4 and s only at
900 A. M, stopping at all principal
stations between Camden and Burling-
ton; on October 8, 4, and 5 at 1000
A. NJ, and on October 8 only at lilo
A. M. and 1925 p. NJ, stopping at all
principal stations except Riverton and
Delanco; on October 4 and 5 leaving
Medford, on the Medford branch, at
8.45 A. NJ, connecting with train leav-
ing Haddonfield at TAO A. NJ; on Oc-
lober 5 from Trenton, Bordentown, and
East Burlington, leaving Trenton at
9.15 A. NJ; AID on October 4 and 8
from stations on the Kinkora branch,
leaving Kinkora at sos A. M.
For specific information consult
ticket agents.
, 1905-09-27
Wrinkles of the former times.

W1nkleS OF the former times.
Wildwood Crest, which was first in
troduced to the public in The late sum-
mer of 1905, was then nothing but a
broad expanse of sand facing the ocean
with not a living thing in sight upon
it, excepting the men working upon a
dredge which was filling the tract up
to a high level in pumping out a space
for an artificial lake. Stakes were
driven into the dredged material to
show where the streets were to be, a
few gulls occasionally flew across the
barren e panse and sometimes a crow
would wing his way across it, but
to sit or walk upon it, because
there was nothing there hat a crow
would or could eat. Now the IA lroad
has its terminus at about the middle of
the tract, the trolley line runs all the
way through it, the roadways are gra-
ded and graveled, sidewalks and sew
ers laid, cottages, hotels, boarding
houses dot the ground the length and
breadth of the crest, the board walk in
front of it right down to Turtle Gut is
nearly as much crowded this season as
it is in the oldest built part of the is
land. And now my prophetic dream
has run long enough-and if the reader
will but keep this my first sybilic ut
terance for three seasons it will be in
teresting to know whether 1 should be
honored as a prophet in his W coun-
try or like some prophets of old stoned
and driven out of the land for having
prophesied twain things"
THOMAS MARTINDALE.
, 1905-09-27
Heavfng the Anchor.

Sam Pemberton, who had been In his
younger days captain of a whaling YES
sci, was invited with his wife to take
tea at a neighbours, and during the
meal some one passed the captain Il
plate Of cheese, whereupon his wife
became much agitated and exclaimed:
Sam Pemberton, you be very careful
how you eat cheese. You know how |
have to suffer whenever you do" All
who were seated about the table were
curious to know how it was that Mrs.
Pemberton should suffer when Mr..
Pemberton ate cheese, and so the cap
tain explained after this manner:
"Ill tell We what Marian means. Ye
see, about a week after I'd left tn
ship we were visitin' our daughter
Jane down In tn city, an one night we
he'd for supper some cheese er good
deal like this, an as 1 like cheese ]
eat quite er lot on 1t. WAL, after I'd
gone ter bed 1 he'd tn greatest dream
ye ever heerd tell Of. 1 dreamed tibet
I was aboard me ole ship, an there
cum up such er storm as ye never see.
I see there wasn't but one thing ter
do, so l yelled ter tn furst mate,
'Heave over tn bow anchor WAL, he
tried, but somehow he couldn't do it,
%whereupon l sprung up an yelled,
Stand aside, we landlubber, an see me
heave it. An after tuggin' a good
deal owe 1t went. But, would We be-
ieye me, tibet ole bow anchor begun
ter holler: Sam Pemberton! Sam
Pemberton, what are We er dom Off
Tibet walked me up, an what dew
We s'pose I'd did?
"1nstid of throwin' over the bow n
Choir I'd pitched Marian out of bed!'
, 1905-09-27
Il Was Free.

at seems a pity to see all of that i'm
mense volume of water going to waste"
exclaimed the sentimental man, gazing
at Niagara falls.
"Well," rejoined the Kentuckian dry
ly, nobody is holding you back. You
can drink 1t all II you want to-"
, 1905-09-27
FACTORY: HOLLY BEACH, N. J..
A WOMAN WHO DOES THINGS
Miss Norma Munro, Whose New Play
VIII Take OF Society.

Miss Norma Leslie Munro. who has
written much for periodicals and once
edited a magazine called the impress
siOnist, is now at work under the di-
rection of the well known playwright,
David Belaseo, on a play which will
hold the mirror up to fashionable New
York life and make some of the MEM
bers of the -Four Hundred see them
, 1905-09-27

The moon shines only by borrowed
light. The Standard Oil company may
get out an injunction and force 1t to
buy light of its own.
, 1905-09-27
Safe.

death loves a shining mark"
you ought have no trouble in living
100 years."
, 1905-09-27

Will the debating societies hasten to
tell us whether the hen that lays the
egg or the incubator is mother to the
chick?
Trouble is one thing you car borrow
without giving your note.
Now is the time to subscribe.
What a fine world this would be to
live in If all of the children were as
good as your own.
Don't imagine that the bill collector
has 1t in for you personally.
Some men who have lever been In
Jail might readily plead as an excuse
that 1t isn't their fault.
, 1905-09-27
Fewer Gallons; Wears Longer.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
GOO

What would you think of a woman
who felt Sighted because she hadn't
been invited to a monkey party?