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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
EVERY ONE ASKS HIM
how HE GOT RID OF HIS OBSTINATE
MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM.
Mr. Jones relln of the Way by Which He
Treated Himself Successfully
When Doctors Failed.

Treated Himself Successfully
When Doctors Failed.
Six physicians, all Of them good, ono Of
them Il specialist. had done their best
for Mr.. Jones at different times during
three years, and still he suffered fear
fully from the tortures of rheumatism.
Tho rheumatism that had been dor.
mant In his system was suddenly
brought to an acute stage by exposure
while he was drawing ice III February,
1901. From that time on for period
of more than three years he was a con.
slant sufferer. He tried many kinds Of
treatment, but the rheumatism wouldn't
bulge. When regular doctors failed,
and one remedy after another proved
useless, many said: II should think he
would give it up and save his money
OF his condition at this time, Mr..
Jones says: "My rheumatism started
in my right thigh, but i'll time it ap-
peared III every muscle Of my body. l
lost the use of my left arm en-.
tirely and nearly lost the use Of my
right one. My feet were badly affected,
especially the bottoms of the heels.
When my right side was affected there
was swelling but the left side didn't
swell when the disease settled there.
The internal organs didn't seem to be
involved at all. The trouble was all in
the muscles and the nerves."
Among the few who still encouraged
Mr.. Jones to think that a cure might
yet DO found was friend who had rea.
son for great confidence in Dr.. VIII.
liams' Pink Pills, and acting Oh her
advice he bought box of them i'll Sep.
TENDER, 1904. The story of what fol.
lowed is brief, but nothing could be
more satisfactory.
"When l was on the third box" says
Mr.. Jones, II could realize change for
the better. I felt sure then that DR..
Williams Pink Pills were the right
medicine for my case. kept on with
them for several weeks longer and now
I am entirely well, and everybody is
asking what took"
Mr.. William Jones lives at Oxford,
Mich. DR.. Williams Pink Pills effect
wonderful cures in rheumatism, because
they work directly Oh the blood which is
the seat of the disease. They are sold
by every druggist.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

TOGO'S CAUTIOUS TACTICS.
Will Not Risk an Attack With His
Entire Fleet.


Entire Fleet.
London, April 20.-Baron Hayashi,
the Japanese minister to Great Brit
ain, expressed the opinion to the AS.
ISOLATED Press yesterday that Ad-
miral Togo would not give battle to
Admiral Rojestvensky with his en-
tire squadron, but would continue the
cautious tactics which characterized
his attacks on the Port Arthur squad
ron, not because he feared defeat,
but owing his desire to inflict the
greatest amount Of damage on the
Russians with the least loss to him
self. While confident of his ability to
accomplish the total destruction of the
Russian squadron in big battle there
is the danger of Togo losing one or
two Of his big ships. Therefore Ra-
on Hayashi believes Togo will en-
ploy his torpedo boats and torpedo
boat destroyers, which number more
than 100, and are vastly superior to
the Russian torpedo boat flotilla, in
harassing the Russians, while gradual.
ly picking off the Russian warships.
He said the coasts Of Japan, Korea
and Formosa lend themselves to night
work with torpedo boats while the
narrow channel will make the man.
euvers Of large warships difficult AMI
dangerous.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
"EY WlFE'S PEOPLE COMINo.'
I'VE have had spIe"did winter" II
Western Canada.

I'VE have had spIe"did winter" II
Western Canada.
Canada's thrush this year is wonder
fully great and considerably ahead OF
any previous year. 1t is always inter
esting to those who contemplate NOV
Ing to read expressions OF opinion
from those living in the country. II
Is therefore our pleasure to reproduce
the following, written to an Agent OF
the Government and forwarded to
the immigration Branch of the Depart
ment Of the Interior at Ottawa.
Birch Hills, Sask-, Canada, Feb. /. oA
Gear Sir:-I take pleasure in drop
ping you few lines to let you know
bow We are getting along up hero and
how We like the place. We nave been
here close on to year now and think
the place is fine. We have been out
every day this winter working in the
bush getting out logs for buildings.
ETC.. getting rails for fencing We
have not suffered with the cold ~
much as We did in Chicago. My IT.
tie boys are out every day with their
sleighs having good time. The low.
est the temperature has been this
winter is "a below. and it Is very still.
no wind.
We had a splendid summer. We
put up about so tons Of hay and will
have about 80 tons to sell. Hay
brings S. per ton now and will be
higher in the spring. We have 70
acres broke and ready for crop. We
worked on the Can. Nor. Ry. for
awhile this summer and am Just J
miles from the r. f. and town site.
The steel is all laid to within J
miles Of the river and we often see
the train bringing supplies for ths
Bridge.
My wife's people are coming up
about May. l wish you would write
them and If there should be any one
coming to Prince Albert that could do
with a half car let them know. The
homesteads are all taken up within
IL miles OF us. I often think il thu,
land were only in the States what
:ush there would be. 1t is the rich.
est land and most productive I eve,
saw, and the climate is o. X.
I know that people back there tina,
l write to do not believe me when !
write them what a splendid winter
we are having, They think we are oil
frozen up. We have only about !
Inches Of snow, and there are cattle
on the range that have not been
rounded up this winter. Day after day
the Their. raises up to 50 and 60, and
( don't believe we have had q DAY
this winter that it stayed at zero
My wife says that we used to think
that zero was cold in Chicago. But
we don't mind 1t one bit. Christmas
night We went out and drove S miles
with our 3 little boys, it was 20 b.
low, and there was not a whimpel
from any one Of them; I'd hate to DO
1t in old Chicago.
Well, | guess l will close, and YOU
can tell any one in the U. S. that they
cannot do better than come to tho
Prince Albert District. remain,
Yours truly,
(SigneD J. D. Head.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

The Apple Consumers League is
rapidly increasing in numbers, and al
ready has members in most of the
United States. Each member agrees
to eat daily, during the apple season.
two apples, raw or cooked; to have
the fruit on his table every day, to
ask for it in some form whenever he
eats meal in public hotel or res.
iaurant, and II 1t is not on the bill
of fare, to endeavor to persuade the
landlord that it is to his advantage
to provide it.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Blacksmiths are carefully taught
and trained in Germany. AS result
some of the best blacksmiths in the
world are Germans. In that country
there are seven schools DEVOTED to the
training of these mechanics--in Burg.
stadt, Grossenhain, Frankenberg.
Nielsen, Glauchau, Rosswein and
Zittau. The course Of instruction In
three of the schools lasts three years;
in three of the others 1t is shorter.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

One of the agricultural freaks to
be seen in Lancaster county, Pa, is q
hen with wooden leg. The fowl Is
the property Of Daniel Brubaker, a
farmer living near Rheems. The
chicken lost leg by an accident, and
a humane member Of the family fitted
it with a wooden appendage as near
like the original as possible. The hen
is said to strut around without any
difficulty
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

A school for teaching the art OF
gravedigging has been established at
Brussels. 1t was founded by GENE
terry company, and has proved so sue
cessful that it has already received
official appreciation. All candidates
for the post of sexton in Belgium must
have graduated at this unique school.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

The late Charles Hackley, lumber
man and philanthropist, of Muskegon.
Mich, began life there poor boy.
and left a fortune Of s15,000,000. AL
though he is said to have contributed
TO every church in the city, he never
attended any, and never witnessed a
performance in a theater.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

The skeleton Of the biggest whale
ever captured is being put in place in
the national museum at Washing ton
and hereafter people who go to the
capital to see che elephant ought also
70 see the whale.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
KALEIEFF WILL HANG.
Slayer Of Grand Duke sergius Will
Go To GaIIoWs.

Moscow, April 21.-Ivan Kaleieff,
who killed Grand Duke Sergius and
was sentenced to death, will be
hanged next week. His brother is
member of a guard regiment sta
toned in St Petersburg. His mother
belonged to a noble Polish family.
She married beneath her station a
Russian police sergeant Of war, now
deceased.
Moscow, April 1S.-Kaleieff, the
man who killed Grand Duke Serigus,
was condemned to death by the ST.
preme court today. The trial was
brief. consuming but an hour or so.
The public was not admitted to the
trial The prisoner refused to plead,
declaring that he was not in the posi-
ton of criminal before Judges, but
was a prisoner taken in the civil war.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
Tire Present Rate Law.

The duties of the present Interstate
Commerce Commission are to correct
Ill determinations in railroad rateA
4 it finds that an unjust rate IL In
effect, the railroad is notified. II II
declines to change it, the Commission
can bring suit in Court and II the
Court decides in favor of the Com.
rissioners' finding, the railroad must
obey. or its officers may be brought up
for contempt OF court and summary
dealt with.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Prof Williston was looking so far
IL to the future when he saw a race Of
birds as the successors of men that
re may have mistaken men in flying
machines for members of the feath-
cred family.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

ney Pills; but four boxes OF this rem
edy effected complete and permS
nenr cure. II suffering humanity knew
the value of Doan's Kidney Pills they
would use nothing else, as 1t II the
only positive cure l know"
For sale by all dealers. Price 30
cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. NY.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Although multi-millioraire may
OCCASIONALLY refer to his wealth as a
burden, he never makes good by shift.
ing the burden to the shoulders O..
those philanthropists who always
stand ready to relieve him of his
load.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
(SigneI)

why should we give SO much at.
tention to military science and naval
equipment?" said the benevolent
man; "war Is, at best, terrible
thing" yes" answered the practi.
cal citizen, "but when it comes to a
question of conquering or being con.
quered, 1t doesn't take me a minute
TO make my choice of two evils
Washington Star
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
Decision of Vast Importance.

Washington, April 1S.-In an opin-
ion by Justice Peckham, the supreme
court of United States held to be
unconstitutional the New York state
law making ten hours days work
and sixty hours weeks work in
bakeries n that state. Justices Har-
Ian, White, Day and Holmes dissente1,
and Justice Harlan declared that no
more important decision had been rem
dered in the last century
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Gov. Folks remark that the output
q the Missouri hen each year is equal
IL, value to the production Of the 8,
yer mines of Colorado should be o.
special interest to other states that
haven't any silver mines but can
keep hens.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

1t is not true that Mark Twain has
given up the smoking habit. why
COW can one smoke too much" he is
wont to say, when there are only
twenty-four hours in the day to do
it in?"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Mrs. Talker-'It must be awfully
hard work thinking up bright things
to write all the time Scribbler-
well, it is; but the hardest part is
getting editors to think that they are
bright after they are written."-Som.
erville Journal.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

The discovery Of an icthyosaurus
fossil in the limestone of Nevada.
more primitive than any yet discov
cred" is creating almost as much ex.
element among biologists as the dis
covery of a new silver mine OF I'm.
precedented output would among
financiers. ..
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

George Bernard Shaw thinks bache-
lors should be com PEELED to mind the
children of thsir married friends. But
there is a constitutional provision in
this country prohibiting Cruel and un-
rsual punishment"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

health W as COM
pletely broken down,
My back ached and
was so lame that at
times I was hardly
able to dress myself
l lost my appetite
and was unable to
sleep. There seemed
to be no relief until
7 fooly Doan'a KID.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Miss Bliggins is very self>conscious.
Is she not?" Yes. When some one
made remark about wolf in
sleeps clothing she took 1t as re.
Election on her Persian lamb coat. -
EY
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

More men have died and are buried
in the Isthmus Of Panama, along the
line Of the proposed canal, than Oh
any equal amount of territory in the
world. Numerous thousands of trav.
eIers, on their way from the United
States to California in the year 1S49.
attempted to cross the isthmus, ana
Succumbed to the miasmatic climate.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Douglas, Ariz., a city Of 1900 ID
habitants. has sprung up on the prai'
RE Of the Southwest during the past
tour years. On January /, 1900, it was
nothing but government land, pur.
chaseable outright at five dollars per
acre. and today some of the corner
lots are selling for $4,000.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

The Richmond, Va, city council may
pass an ordinance making it misde-
meanor to speak OF leg as anything
but limb. No, there are no ladies in
the Richmond council.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

The Manchester, N H., school
board offers employment as teachers
to eighteen matcimony proof young
women who are imam haters." Now,
girls!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

A man in British Columbia, weary
ing of life, tried to stab himself with
a safety pin. His next attempt, it is
conjectured, will be made with boil
ed carrot.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

IN Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE.
A powder. 1t cures painful, smarting, nerv
Gus feet and ingrowing nails. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure fol
sweating feet Sold by all druggists. 25c.
Trial package FREE. Address A S.
Olmsted. 10 Roy, N. Y.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

1t is estimated that there are fifty
ways for young man to work his way
through College. Thus has the great
vogue Of athletics opened up educa-
tIonal opportunities.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

What are you going to do with
your new magazine?" Get corner
on all the antitrust literature" "And
then what?" "Shove up the price OF
the magazine. "-Washington Star.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

If the Princeton anti-treating league
does establish a womens' auxiliary,
nc doubt, that end of 1t will be sue.
cessful, anyhow.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

A Boston woman recently lead a
paper entitled "Are We Growing Old
Gracefully" OF course her conclu-
sion was that Eve" are not growing
old gracefully or otherwise.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Minnie-T want to introduce you to
= young lady-a very nice young lady
and she's worth her weight In
gold" Bob-"Stout girl. l hope."-
New Yorker.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Mistah Johnsing-"Can't yo' glib me-
no hope, Liza?" Miss Jackson-"Oncs
an TO- all Mistah Johnsing, tells yo'
won't be no mans cuEud supple
ent."-Puck.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

What is this liquid sunshine" DR..
Harper is full of? Does it make you
feel any better than the old-fashioned
liquid moonshine?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

There seems TO be some dispute as
to whether Mrs. Chadwick got into
the clutches Of the loan sharks, Ell
vice versa.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Before criticis4lg your newspaper
for what is published therein. consult
the files of the editorial waste paper
basket and see what you have e.
capped.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

A French scientist thinks the man
Of the future will hare no legs. II
the bureaucrats persist IN carrying on
the war, how in the world will the
invincible army Of the future be able
to ret away from the resky enemy?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

An effort will now be made to find
out to what extent microbes Of moral
disease infest the money which Mr..
Rockefeller distributes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Hundreds Of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality OF DE-
nance Starch Is fast taking place Of
I'll other brands. Others say they cao-
rot sell shy other starch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

"The most I'm satisfactory thing to
hold" remarks the Nebraska State
Journal. lis grudge." Ever try hold.
ing creased pig?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Says New York fashion item:
THE latest wrinkle is the invisible
corset" So they should be worn on
the inside hereafter.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

In Georgia couple recently mar
ried who had never seen each other
before. Seeing is evidently believing
altogether too much sometimes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

With its projected new army, navy,
arsenals and military schools, heather
China will make quite stride toward
likeness to the Christian powers.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21
VERY LOW RATES TO DENVER,
COLORADO.

Via the Northwestern Line, will be
SOLD at reduced rates May z, and .,
limited to return May IL to May 81,
A'clusive, on account of American
ock Growers' Convention. Apply TO
agents Chicago & North. Western Ry.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

1t is doubtful, however. If the man
who inyents sure cure for spring
fever will make a fortune out OF it.
It's sort of pleasant to be lazy.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

The question as to the healthful-
ness of rhinoceros steak as an article
Of food has yet to be passed upon by
DR.. Wiley.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

If she weren't SO bashful a girl
would like to be photographed IL
awfully unbashful clothes.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

4 woman does lot Of thinking try
Ing to figure out whether the baby is
going to be great man or good
man.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Willing workers are always trying
10 work somebody.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Greenland has fewer than $4,000
inhabitants. and those who have been
there wonder why she has so many.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

DR.. Wiley says that a man should
not begin to grow old until he Is 30.
Why begin then?
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

An eastern fashion journal says
women are wearing larger shoes. They
are probably numbered as small as
ever.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Paraguay is described as "a para
disc for men," Must be all latchkeys
and no bargain counters.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Scientists tell US that there are sew.
eral species Of creatures that never
sleep. The octopus is one of them.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Too many people are trying to
make honest dollars dishonesty.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Piso's Cure is the pest medicine we ever usf
for all affections of the throat and iungs--WA
O. EspsLEY, vanburen. Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-04-21

Cold facts often cause hot argu-
ments.