The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-14
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w HAT has become of those oldfashioned girls who
w used to scream when an eligible was NEIL
toned9 80:
The beef trust is still standing around rafting 500 gold
pieces its pockets and looking at the scenery Whose
move is it9 ... p. ..--. .......s ..s..
The eete contractors Europe watching the
digging of the Panama canal with much interest Before
long Yankee with patent steam Continent Separator will
be on the ground ~:~..z - =. 49,.
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thief predicted open winter *.@s >" ~ .n@%
Pittsburg pastor taking up the question whether or
no buying and selling stock in Wall street gambling.
It depends on who does it, If the small fellow goes in
with his eyes bndfoded and bets twelve fifteen fat rail
road presidents that knows better than they do what they
going to do with Stocks that perhaps slight form
Of gambling tho there is not much element Of chance in
volved. vi
T. But for the twelve fat railroad boys it isn't gambling
at Ill. They know.
bubous-nosed fn-ancer of Philadelphia tried to work
the Adrian (Mnn Democrat He the Democrat half
column article under the head of elbow They Got Rch -
with the that IF you publish the enclosed notice
the results will probably justify giving you order
for advertising.'' = H.; :... 49, -.
Wi ? asks the disguised Adrian editor and then he
tells the -ancer that if he need Of money he would
just read his article Glow They Got Rich and learn
how he would not need accept their cheap advertising!
There is too much fn-anciering going now r.: ~ -.
Look out for the rare and mited editions the
highercass book agents prepared to let you in on
knowing public spirit and general interest in books
Some Pepys Diary issued nine volumes by
the Macmillan company subscription firm bought
tain number of copies Sheets inserted few illustrations
made the volumes eighteen and sold them at an
price the ony unexpugaed edition of the
Diary '* 49, r.. :. 81 .'
Saturday night our Mr. Moses walking home via Nicollet
avenue noted of the wonderful bargains the !gents
furnishings he passed the windows Of the stores that
supply great and growing necke trade That night
slept and he slept be dreamed dream and the dream
this wise:
Mr. Noses the head of the great Pant and Neoktie trust
had bought out and consolidated all the gents furnishing
stores in the country and supplying the Minneapolis
trade thru Moses Great Pantorama,' building big
three Glass Blocks and located in the very heart of the
city AS he dreamed he just announcing |'Tremendoua
Trouser Triumph "a Nifty Necktie Knookdown"
stupendous Shirt and Sock Sacrifice tSuspenders While
You Wat, and Handkerchiefs Handcuffed to Bankrupt
Stock Prices.'' .-4 ..> .~
Mr.: Moses felt he going to make Million when
ne was awakened by the domestque blowing the foam
the furnace and dropping into it and quarter of coal
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When the mercury reaching for 20 Yesterday morn
Ing, Linden Hilste sitting his porch in hia
shirtseeves smoking pipe. -
What ist9" inquired another suburbanite on his way
to the car is it bluff or have you forgotten?''
The householder made reply but arose slowly and
ambed into the house, 49, .'~
It probably case Of fu1nacitis
The canned peach crop came thru the cold sna, in fine
shape. <%- - "
In connection with story that the New York Milk Trust
was driving out the Sc dealers and preparing to raise The
price Of milk to all New York from quart to &c. comes
the tale that Lactea Pipe Line company preparing tc
lay line underground to pump milk directly New York
city Convenient milking stations be established alone
the main pipe lne to which the farmers will drive the,
cows which will then and there contribute to the
assets The pipes will be porcelain lined Great porcelain
tanks to store the milk will be erected in the seaboard cities
subnes will direct to founding asyums and maternity
hospitals <:.1' .':~.] > - 80
The company is preparing TO put highly watereo
stock to cover the expense Of laying the ne but they guar
antee that none of this water will get the milk It
feared in some quarters however that little water will
leak into the pipe at Of the joints. ..szse w
1t the pipe line thru, there to- be no
why the houses could not be pped for milk as for gas
meter being used to register the flow this case all it will
be to do when the baby opens up is to him
with the pipe line by his little rubber nozzle and let him dc
his worst "A T p