Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-22

may learn with practice to overcome
the difficulty in the case OF the chicken.
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King Alfonso of Spain Is credited
with Il desire TO marry an American
girl. But that's nothing. There are
plenty of young men right around here
who are entertaining similar desire.
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Patronize Napier Tandy rye II You
want the finest quality of whisky in
the market.
1t may be true. as u medical scientist
declares. that the drunkard is q victim
of disease. but the drunkard Is not
passive sufferer. lie is always willing
to be treated.
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Some of the scientists are inclined
now to believe that what have hereto.
fore been called the canals on Mars
are long stretches of farm land. But
may they not, in fact. be pipe lines?
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That hcn-cgg.slZcd diamond was sent
through the ordinary registered mail
at Il cost of - cents. Such things
are awfully dlsc0uraglng to the indus
trious and Woodworking train robber.
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The United States government paid
fine of $50 II few days ago because the
smoke from the government printing
office dcilled the air of Washington
Thus did Uncle Sam make one hand
wash the CRIME Off the ether.
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The lead supply of the country has
been captured by Il trust. The Rus.
slams would doubtless rejoice II the
, trust should cut japan from its list
of patrons.
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Russell Sage ana Mrs, Ilctty Green
can point to the fact that no college OF
missionary board has ever rejected
any of their 100000 donations.
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Mrs. Maybric.'s opinion Of the
American attorney is evidently on q
par with her opinion of the English
judges. She has had experience with
both.
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We are convinced that It requires
too much straining of point to dis
tingulsh between pure and impure
money when the purpose to which Il
Is to be devoted Is cOmmendable. With
the large and ever increasing field fol
the employment of money In the relief
Of suffering ana the spread of cduca
tiog. religion ana general enlighten
newt. We suggest that churches ani
charitable organizations would do wei
10 measure the good that may com,
| from the proper use Of money against
the purely ethical question of source OF
the money to be thus employed.
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Now that they are to have legls
laturc, politics will soon be enumerate,
among the products of the Philippines
No. William, there will be no ollicla
celebration in Cuba over the pension
with which Spain proposes TO homo
/ General Wcylcr for his past services
on the island.
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Perhaps no species of villalny i
more cruel and rcprehensible than tn
adulteratlon of drugs used In diseas
AMI which may murder the invali,
they We're supposed To benefit. 1t !
fortunate that the Washington authori
ties have taken the work in hand an,
have succeeded in unearthing n gan
of these scoundrels in Chicago b.
making raids on the places wher
bogus drugs We're made, confscatin
four patrol wagon loads of medicine
and arrcsting five persons for mlsusin
the mails.
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Now that Ella Wheeler Wilcox Ia
concluded her autobiography, ther
| will be some mean folk to inslnuat
that she Is at the chlorOlormlng age.
If young man let's girl have he
own way during the courtship he wi
find it difficult to break her of tn
habit after marriage.
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Congress might also give medal I
the railroad brakeman who shouts tn
names of the stations SO that peopl
can understand them.
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| 1t is too late now for the car I
take course In jiu jitsu.