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The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-09-09
THE ROMANCE or A PARAsoL.

A parasol it was ensnared -
My rowing bachelor fancy,
A parasol Of silk that Jared
Above the face of Nancy.
All. when I met her in the lane,
Her blush the rose outlying,
"a city bell l much disdainD .
straightWay fell assigning. re-
Obliging Eros sent breeze, o..
(Just why since then I've wondered.)
The sunshade flew among the trees,
And after it blundered. 5< 40
Restored to her this talisman, -
Led on in Cupid's sally. =.
No ballroom toast's coquettish fan,
Ere proved more potent ally.
I wood fair Nan beneath its shade,
L. won her. now we're married;
/ understand the game she played,
,r And wished that had tarried.
The bloom I once admired so,
The roses hue 0utvylng.
So guarded from the suns rude glow,
j. For Mrs. Nan I'm buying.
Though parasols her charms enhance,
The bills now make me pensive,
For s'sweet simplicity from France,
s. find is quite expensive.
Carol Lee in New York Herald,
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-09-09

Auto Street 4SWeepers.

Automobile street sweeping ma
chimes are to be added Ito New Or
leans municipal outfit for the fight
against yellow fever. -
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-09-09

'Great horn spoons!',s he shouted, as
the governor passed, II never knew
Governor Morton let his rents get so
far hehindi', I
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-09-09

left. The real quality between the
hands would probably be established
from many experiences.-London
Chronicle.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1905-09-09

% God If ever we meet.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

would DO credit TO n nsn. ~ IL
known that loUstcrs migrate from
the shadows la the deeper water in
winter 10 escape the cold. RETURNING
shoreward In the spring: but IL In
likely that they travel al other ,lmos
In pursuit OF the food Of which thoy
are most fond such, for instance. as
the hhclliish, which they crush with
their powerful claws. a lobster, of
course. has one CLAW for crushing and
another for cutting. the two being
quite unlike In structure. as anybody
may rec for himself.
The tags were fastened TO the lob.
sters noses. when experiments wcro
made by the fisheries bureau, not
long ago, for the purpose OF keeping
tab On salmon after they went to sea.
the pieces Of copper were attached.
necessarily. To the back fms of tho
FISHES. The salmon. as everybody
knows. is a deep sea fish. which runs
up the rivers To spawn. Hatchcd In
the upper waters of n stream. tho
young salmon makes Its way to the
ocean and stays there until Il Ia
ready to reproduce It's species. But
what does Il do meanwhile? How TAI
does II 20 away from the mouth OF its
native river? How old Is II when IL
seeks fresh water to spawn? These
were n or two of the questions
which the experts were unable 10
answer.
By tagging many Of tho young
hshes. however. and liberating them,
the requisite information was oh
tanned with the utmost accuracy
Each tag bore n date showing the ago
OF any adult Ash salmon that was aft
erward caught thus ticketed. The age
oil spawning was found to vary a good
deal with b species, but the tags
used In q number Of rivers on the west
coast proved that these flnny crea
lures never 70 far away from the
mouths OF the streams In which they
were hatched anu to which they re-
turn when they are old enough TO
breed. Some Of the tagged salmon.
by the way. were caught In the deep
sea of the coast by fishermen.
II used to be supposed that shad
made an annual migration up the At
lantIc coast, entering the rivers suc
cessively as they proceeded north,
ward; but now IL is known that they
spend most OF the year. like the salm.
on, In the deep sea of the mouths OF
the rivers in which they were Matched.
feeding on the bottom and never 10
Ing very far away, When they arc
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24
viii Make uOOd

Secretary Taft has gone to Pam
ANA, and It's a safe guess that
therc'li be dirt a-;hrowing In the
big American often In a few week y
In a manner ~ ~, GO the pp,i,,ca!
kickcrs and railway lobby ISIS
who have been bowling that ''thr
canal won't b. H." TAFT l. o Bis
man; he has been sent by a big
administration 10 stsaightcn on,
some red-tapc tinglcs that have
been delaying one OF the greatest
enterprises ot the Twentieth cen
ture, and the American people
will be gratifed with tn results
OF the Taft trip TO Panama.
Albany Capital.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

Having n Democratic governor,
Ohio Democrats point to the re-
suit as indicating a Democratic
victory two years from now. The
issue In Ohio vas not upon part,
question, nor on local conditions
In which the Democratic party
succeeded Ia making the temper
ance wing ofthe Republican party
believe that the Democrats would
promote all the temperance meas
uses dcm0aded. It's up to the
newly elected Democratic COVER
nor to pro- q their statements aud
promises. To a Missourian IL
would 10 < about rs probable that
a fish would live on dry land n
that the Democratic party would
become prohibition party
Grant City Star.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24
TAG C~RUSTACEANS.
GOVERNMENT SCIENTISTS MARK
CRABS AND LoDsTERs.
Method Adopted for the Purpose Of
Tracing Migrations-Experi-
ment OF Fisheries
Bureau.

Ingenious government scientists
hay" devised a novel and curious
means Of Keeping track # the move.
mcnts of marine animals-such. for
example. as the edible crab, whose
ORGANIZATIONS IN lis native waters
have been found worth studying. says
The Chicago Chronicle. II has been
asccftalncd that. FOR some unknown
reason, nearly all OF the female crabs
Ia the Chesapeake are Ia tho lower
bay-a fact In all probability having
something TO do with the density Of
the water-anh the United States
Fisheries bureau wants to learn
whether any migration occurs. Of
ale or females. and. II so. at what
season OF the year. Information ON
this point might be useful In the ex.
perlments now contemplated for
breeding these crustaccans. which are
threatening 10 become : scarce, arti.
lcialH.
II Is proposed to catch n few dozens
OF both sexes and fasten securely to
each specimen a small copper tag
bearing a number, ~thercupon rcstor
Ing the animals 10 their freedom.
Each tag would also bear a request
for It's prompt return to the fisheries
bureau At Washington by anybody
CHANGING To capture the wearer. Tho
tags being numbered c~onsccutivply
and memoranda being kept Of the
place at which each crab was liber
atod, the journey made by the crab
bei"eon the date Of consigning II to
the water and the date on which Il
was caught would be exactly known
This method has been practiced
with considerable success in the
cases Of Holsters. i79 OF which were
liberated recently In Buzzard's Bay
and adjacent waters. Notwithstand'
ing the fact that the Greek and Por'
tuguese fishermen who own most OF
the lobster pots In that vicinity were
disposed TO retain the tags In their
possession for use al charms. 10 were
returned. When the data thus sup
piled were reckoned out much useful
knowledge about the movements OF
the animals vas secured and Incl
dentally It was discovered that these
crustaoeans = much more rapid
travellers than had been supposed
Some OF those released were found to
have journeyed ten miles or more
within iS hours.
One naturally thinks Of the lobster
Is q s~low-moving creature. It is such.
indeed. on land. but In the water Il
can not only run with great rapIdity.
but swim also with q swiftness that
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24
Stenographer's Experiment.

A young woman stcnographcI
In u Wholesale business house has
just tried an experiment on hcI
boss, the result Of which Is still a
matter Of doubt. Her employer
complained recently that . very
important sentence had been omit.
ted from . letter he had dictated
to her. The girl would have liked
to have defended her mistake by
pointing out that the dictation was
always very ragged. That sh q
had sometimes great difficulty In
selecting from the great fiow OF
language what was intended for
the letter and what was INDUCED
In merely as a relief to the dicta-
tors feelings. She did not dare to
do this, however, and received the
complaint In silence. The next
letter she wrote ran something like
this: "Date this one yesterday.
Dear Sir: | regret extremely that
your order was delayed, but on
Novcmber-lct's see; hang 1t all,
what day was II that Epson said
he'd let US have that stun? Oh,
yes; the 3rd-on November 3.
There was not a pound ofthc quail
ity you wanted on the market. We
could send you Immediately all
vou want Of grade No. 2--let's see,
didn't he say he'd like that? Yes.
Kindly advise us at once. There
that ought to pacify him!" When
the employer read this he was on.
J., mildly amused, aud now the
gin isn't sure whether she will be
hunting easier work or not.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

On the first Of the present month
tho money circulating In the Unit
cd States amounted to s2,95a,000,-
900. In 1896. the year before Mr..
Bryan Was placed at the head Of
the Democratic party, the amount
In circulation was si,59s, 100 900.
The increase 10 ten years has been
over \ billion dollars, aud last
years gain was s89, 900 900. Here
are figures that ought to receive the
attention Of the per capita and free
trade wailers.-G. d.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

In the closing days Of his admin .
istration VI the Office Of Circuit at
torney, Joe Folk was too busy
campaigning. or grandstandine,
II you please, TO faithfully perform
the duties Of the office tn which he
had been elected. And he Is now
too busy campaigning for the
presidential nomiuation to nh the
Office OF governor. Joe would do
well to faithfully perform the
duties incumbent upon him NJ the
present writing and let the empty
honors above mentioned go by de-
fault.-St. Clair County Republic
can.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER "a, 1905

After the State Chairman 10
through organizing the state Gays
the st. Louis Weekly Review and
the campaign opens up then the
real value Of the work is going to
be seen. When the party 10 80
thoroughly equipped and organ
lied that 1t eau be reached In Q few
hours with Information Of interest
to the voter the state IL going to
be Republican, and that is the oh.
iective point.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

ed Wednesday evening, aud re-
port a great In bagging
game, ii5 quails. a red fox and a
number OF rabbits and squirrels
falling victims oftheir marksman-
ship. Misses Lutte Vaughan, of
Mexico, and Gertrude Sharp, Of
Montgomery City, were the guests
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

OF Misses Emily and Martha Ora
ham during the week. and the hos
pality Of the Graham home vas
enjoyed by the entire party. Nf.
Townsend claims to have shot The
fox and intends having the animal
mounted. as evidence OF hi- pros.
ers M a mighty hunter. -Fdltoa
Gazette,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24
Hunted In Montgomery County

n. L. Townsend and Il. A. Moore,
who with 7. j. Burns. OF tho C.. \
A., railway, and Warren Goddard,
OF the Goddard Grocery Company,
st. Louis, spent three days OF this
week hunting on the farm Of W.
A. Graham, near Mincola, return
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

Following is a list OF letters re-
naming unclaimed In the post
once at Montgomery City, Mo-,
Nov. IL 1905, and II not called for
within two weeks will be sent to
dead letter Office:
Adams; Will tBuster) Howard
J. p. Kelley; Mr.. Thos. Kettle /;
Mrs. Alice Powell; Mr.. BenniC
6malley Lucinda Thomas; Miss
Emma Ward; G. ID.
e.. T.. NUNS, =. NJ.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-11-24

stylish sslt >has.S all
Sizes. Patent TIP mud ut.to
date, ..o value nav St,o6
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15

: -s 3 I'd > g y e . . . IS Z
The great opera singer, Nine. Grisi,
Who mas married to Signor Mario, the
tenor, was singing in st. Petersburg.
The emperor, the father Of the pres
ent one, gave Nine, Grisi permission
70 walk in his private park. One
morning the emperor met Nine. Grisi,
accompanied by two little girls. The
emperor saluted her, and said: care
these two Grisettes?'' mo, your mai
esty," replied Nine. Grisi, "those are
two Marionettes."
Let your life be such that death
shall have no terror for you.
A man entered restaurant. took
a seat, and after a little deliberation
asked the waiter for "a plate Of fly
spec s." The waiter reported the un.
mplimentary request to the proprie
tor, whereupon the latter approached
the customer and Informed him that
they did not "serve fly specks."
Then" was the reply, why don't You
take them of the bill Of fare?.'
Church What IS your lunch
hour" Gotham Between twelve
O'clock and Ave minutes alter
YonkersS Statesman. & 81
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15
MANS RESIDENCE
where he SLEEPS

Des Moines, Dec. 13.-"Iowa citizens
must vote where they sleep and not
where they eat" according to a de-
sision OF the supreme court handed
down yesterday in the case Of DR.. L..
savre of Usage, acquitted on charge
If illegal voting. The ruling permit.
ling the acquittal is reversed and
savre must stand trial.
Savre ate two meals in the first
ward at Usage and had his office and
sleeping quarters in the third ward.
He voted in the first ward, claiming
70 have legal advice that it was op-
ional with him which ward he select
ed as his domicile.
The supreme court decides three
points, that a mans domicile when es.
!ablished must remain until he gets
aew home, that q man can have only
one domicile, and that neither, the in
;ention alone or bodily presence alone
likes the residence for voting pun.
poses. The court holds that where a
nan sleeps. ordinarily is preponder-
iting evidence Of residence in absence,
If other facts, and that married men
Aave their residence more easily fixed.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15
TOWN Of MASSeNA
NEARLY WIPED OUT.

Massena, Dec. IA fire which
practically destroyed half of the bust
aess district Of Massena started at
1920 last night and caused a loss
Of $4,000. The cause is unknown
but believed to be incendiary, 1t being
the third disastrous fire in one week.
The damage in detail follows: /.
Fullerton Lumber company, total
loss, $4,000.
J. H. Yarger, hardware store, total
loss, $4,000.
Mrs. Byrd, restaurant, total loss,
$500.
Arnold C Cheney, grain Office.
j. H. Yarger, dry goods and grocery
store. partial loss.
The ire either started in the lum.
Der yard, the hardware store or the
restaurant. When discovered, the
three were ir flames. The local fire
department was unable toS cope with
the flames, and aid was asked OF
Atlantic. No means Of Transports
ton were at hand and the fire com
pany here directed It's whole effort to
keep the flames from spreading.
It was only by heroic effort that the
Burlington depot was saved. The
roof was partially burned OF. I he
flames swept up one side Of the busi-
ness street, burning everything in
their course. 5
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15
WILL RECOMMEND
BOARD OF CHNTROL

Des Moines, Dec. IA single
board Of control for the state educa
tional Institutions at Iowa City, Anne.
and Cedar Falls will be recommended
to the .Thirty-frst general assembly
by the legislative commission, which
has been investigating the system O
governing the State university, the
Agricultural college and the norma
school.
The commission met in Des Moines
yesterday and agreed, unanimously
upon it's report. Chairman Whipple
of Benton county will draft the find
ings of the commission and its recon
mendations, and these will be submit
ted to meeting Of the board on Dec
20. The report will be filed the first
day of the session, Jan. 8.
The commission will recommend a
single board of fifteen members to
manage the three institutions. 1t will
provide for an executive committee
Of three members, to be selected out
side of the membership of the board Of
fifteen, to devote their whole time tt
the executive government of the insti
tutions. Leading features Of the plan
are as follows:
To provide for
Single board of fifteen members.
Executive committee of three mem
bers.
Big board appointed by governor;
committee by the board.
Members of the committee $4,000
salary each. Members of large boa, q
serve without salary, but. paid pc,
diem.
Senate to confirm appointments by
governor.
All funds handled by the state treas
urer, abolishing financial agents, etc
Not more than nine members OF
large board to be Of one political
party; not more than two Of the com
mittee to be of same party.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15

Woody declares his grandfather
descended from one of the greatest
houses of England "Ah, yes; did
1ear story about the old man falling
of roof he was repairing once for
Lord Somebody or other. "-Philadel
phia Ledger.
Il suppose you will marry when yor
grow up" said the visitor, pleasantly
NO" replied the thoughtful little girl
mamma says papa is more care thar
the children, SO guess the care Of
my children will be enough for me
without the care Of a husband -
Chicago Evening Post.
"There is nothing like SO much as
the excitement of subduing horse Of
spirit" cried the Strenuous One. "An6
prefer the quieter pleasure OF put
ting down pony Of brandy" replied
the BibuIous Friend. Baltimore
American. KS, ~ 5s
Patience You're quite lame, to
day Patrice Yes. will stood on
my foot for ten minutes last night
Patience And yo, allowed it?"
Patrice I didn't know It. Patience
Didn't know he was standing on
your foot \. Patrlce No, i didn't
He was proposing et the time. -
Yonkers Statesman.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15

AS the fearless white man entered
the kraal of the native king, salute
was sounded on drum Of serpent
skin, and six warriors with neck
laces of human teeth rafting about
their threats, led him before rough
ivory dias, on which sat a majestic
and formidable figure. Hail." said
the white man. And without loss of
time, he took out one of his brass
watches, wound it up and showed it's
works to the dusky monarch. '"This
MARVEL" he said, II will give your
majesty, making you the envy of all
men, and in return for only six tusks
Of seventy pounds weight each. The
king took the watch, produced mon.
ocle from pouch hidden in his
shield, and, after moments study of
the brass trinket, returned it with
languid smile. Last year." he added,
in London, exchanged an old wood.
en- war-club for a bushel Of these.
things, and, by Jove, there wasn't
one Of them that ran above a week."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15
NEBRASKA DIVORCE Law
IS NOT APPLICABLE

Council Bluffs, Dec. 10.-After a
week of serious meditation, following
the hearing of arguments, Justice E.
B. Gardiner announced as his decision
that the Nebraska divorce law, pro.
hibiting divorced persons from le,
marrying within six months, cannot
be made to apply to marriages per.
formed in Iowa.
The suit here was a -'iminal prose.
cution against Mark A. Sweeney for
knowingly marrying the wife Of an.
other" Sweeney was married in
Council Bluffs to Zenetta Ball, who
had been divorced from r. "A. Ball at
Omaha less than three months pre-.
viously. The former husband was
the complaining witness.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15
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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-12-15
Tennessee Praise.

DAYTON, Tenn, Dec. 18th (Special)
Among many prominent residents
to praise Dodds Kidney Pins Is w.
N. R. Roberts Of this place. He tens
Of what they have done for hlm' ano
his words will 60 deep into the aeaFls
Of all who are suffering in the same
way. He says:
II was a martyr to Kidney Troro -
Int Dodd's Kidney Pills completel,
cured me. shall always keep tnen
on hand in case there should De any
return of the old trouble, Dut au
thankful to say they did their Vo =
So we'll there has not been the s' " :h
est sign of my old complaint conlas
hack. The pain in my back USED V
ha terrible. If got down ! haa :
hard lob to get straight again. ~
nv back is like a new one no" anu ~.
can stoop as much as ! please. ! co., as,a.
believe there eyc was any me sl,s,l :
half SO good as Dodd's Kidney lul''