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Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08
Watch HOllinger's Announcements.

Hollinger, the Dry Goods merch-
ant, will be out next week with
some important announcements
relative to the sale of summer
wear. Prices will be literally
slaughtered. Watch for the HER
AID and get in on the ground floor.
Remember the place-Hollinger's.
Fancy vests, bar vests, extra
coats, Duck trousers, shawknit
Hose; in fact anything and every
thing an up-to-date dresser desires
at Moore's Mems Shop.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08

S. w. Smith was up from his
ranch to attend the celebration.
r. Farnam and family, of Cop
Gland, took in the sights on the
4th OF July.
A few of the new things that
Moore's are getting in for July A.
100 new fine tailored suits, some
elegant things in shoes and hats,
and a line of the finest Neckwear
you ever saw.
Mrs. Ed. James, OF Spokane, is
visiting her aunt, Mrs. f. c. Fisher.
Notice.-Five first-class Lots in
Eatonville-for sale. Apply at w.
S. Beebee's Dental Rooms. If
S. J. Miller and wife, of Cres-
ton, B. c., enjoyed the 4th in Bon
ners Ferry.
Town Marshal Harry Sawyer
and Deputy, l.. II. Medbury, dis
charged their duties very efficient
ly on the 4th, and Marshal of the
Day, D. II. Andrews, handled the
parade in a manner that called
forth many complimentary remarks
There will be prizes given
away each week at the Shooting
Gallery.
-Workshoes, work shirts, Khaki
suits, work pants, etc. for working
men, at Moore's.
The executive committee hav-
ing in charge the 4th of July eel
ebration has handed us a financial
statement ior publication, showing
the receipts and expenditures OF
the committee. The communica-
ton will appear in the next issue
of the HERALD. The committee
came out seven or eight dollars be-
hind, which they went down in
their own pockets and dug up.
They deserve great credit for the
success of the celebration.
"A nice new line of stationery
| just arrived at Jones & Bishops.
Mrs. c. /. Hannah, OF Hill
yard, wife OF Conductor Hannah,
was here for the 4th, accompanied
by her sister, Miss Saidee Ryan,
and her mother, Mrs. Elmer Phil
brick.
Some miscreant deliberately
demolished a force pump that
Moore Bros, the BARRIERS, had put
in to furnish their establishment
with water. They offer reward
elsewhere for the conviction of the
guilty party.
Dean Lockwood of All Saints
Cathedral, Spokane, will visit Bon
ners Ferry the fore part of next
week.
Get your new suit now at
Moore's.
W. l.. Kinnear went to Spo-
kane Thursday to meet represent
atives of Eastern wholesale houses
and purchase goods for the B. NJ,
Co. He was accompanied by his
daughter, Miss Phoebe Kinnear.
Mrs. G. w. Dawson is home from
the Coast, where she visited her
early home, and saw the sights OF
the Exposition. Mrs. Dawson is
one of the pioneers of the Coast,
/ having been born in Oregon.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08

Home rendered lard Csc a pail
at the Idaho market.
You can save money by tax
ing your prescriptions to Jones &
Bishop.
A few of the new things that
Moore's are getting in just now
100 fine tailored suits, some elegant
things in shoes and hats, and a
line of the finest Neckwear you
ever saw.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08
Married.

Last Saturday at the home OF the
brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Tromblee, Miss Jessie Tromblee
became the bride of Mr.. Arthur
Wilson, Judge A. J. Kent officiat-
ing. The HERALD wishes the hap
Ply couple every joy.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08

l wish to thank the HERALD and
my many friends for presenting to
me the HERALD's free round. trip
ticket to Portland, and especially
do | wish to thank Mr.. and Mrs.
Kent who nominated me.
Rosa PERKINS.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08
Focal and Personal

ed at the Idaho Market.
Master Emery Kinnear celebrat-
ed his 9th birthday yesterday by
giving a party to a number of his
young friends.
Ladies' Jersey Ribbed Vests
) cents each, at b. Nj. Co.
Charles butcher, of Naples,
was transacting business in Bon-
ners Ferry, Friday.
Come in Monday, we have
special Bargains to offer you at
Hollingers.
Conductor W. r. Eddy and
wife, OF Hillyard, were here for the
4th and are visiting relatives.
Everything in Paints, Oils and
Glass at Jones & Bishops.
A genuine silk umbrella given
away as a prize at the Shooting
Gallery this week. Every one gets
a chance; come and see.
The ladies Of the Catholic
church have postponed their ball
until Friday evening, July 81.
Standpoint was well represent
ed at the celebration, about 80 COM
ing over for the 18th.
We have no old truck to sell
you in the Dry Goods line, but we
have a carefully selected line OF
Goods at popular prices, that can
not be beat. We are here to stay
in the Dry Goods business and our
prices will always be right, at
Hollinger's.
We solicit your prescription
trade; give LIS trial. Jones e. BIZ
shop.
Boomers Ferry will have a
new general store. G. II. Finrow
e Co., of Porthill, have rented the
new White building, next to the l.
Q. o. f. Hall, and will move their
stock of goods from Porthill to
Boomers Ferry, closing out at Port
hill. Mr.. Peterson was in town
this week making the arrangements.
Did you know that you can
buy Ladies' Hose at sc, 1Oc, 124c,
15c up to SOC regular at Holm
gers? Also Summer Vests at SC,
Sc, Zoe, 12lc, 15c, up to S1.O0 reg
ular? Ladies White Skirts $3.50
to $500; Ladies Black Underskirts
Toe to $3.50; Swell line OF summer
Waists SOC up; Bargains in Babies
Bonnets; bargains in Gloves and
Belts; bargains in children's Ok
fords at Hollingcr's.
-Chas. S. Cole and wife, accom-
panied by their children, came up
from Copeland, Thursday, and left
Friday for Portland and Oregon
City. They will return in about
! two weeks.
The Idaho Market will pay
you the cash for your hides.
Bargains on our Remnant
Counter. Look it over, it will pay
you, at Hollinger's.
C. w. Dawson has gone to
Fernie, B. c. where he has accept
ed a position with a saw mill COM
pany.
The Lampher Hat, no better
$500 Hat made, selling at $2.35
at the Bonner Mercantile Co.
Hams, Bacon, Rolled Shout
ders, Dry, Salt and Picked Pork at
the Idaho Market.
MIR. and Mrs. w. B. Thews
and daughter, Miss Blanche Thews,
OF Port Hill, were in Boomers Fer
ry for the 4th. Miss Julia Thews
arrived from Spokane Thursday
morning, and all went home on
the Kootenai Valley train on
Thursday.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08
PROPERTY for Sale.

One 4-Room dwelling, one barn
1924, and two lots, in Boomers
Ferry, for sale, or trade. VIII take
good span of horses on part pay
ment. Enquire of
II O. A. BLAEEsLEE.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1905-07-08

WANTED-BY CHICAGO MAN
ufacturing House, person of trust
worthiness and somewhat familiar
with local territory as assistant in
branch Office. Salary s1S paid week
ly. Permanent position. No in
vestment required. Business estab-
lished. Previous experience not es-
sential to engaging. Address, Man
ager Branches, 1913 Dearborn St.,
Chicago.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
News and Notes.

Cement posts for farm fencing where
timber is scarce seem to be attracting
attention.
Official crop reports from ST. Peters
burg show the winter wheat crop in
European Russia to be good and the
crop of winter rye below the average
Nursing dairy calves" is a new bust
ness noted by Rural New Yorker. Dali
rymen who retail milk in large towns
cannot afford to raise calves. The milk
is worth more to sell. After a few days
they send the little creatures to some
farmer who has a hand separator and
sells cream. He raises them on warm
skim milk and grain and sends them
back as yearlings.
An encouraging fact in forest man
agement is the growing determination
of large timber land owners to handle
their holdings less wastefully and to
protect the forests with the view to a
continuous yield of timber.
An area OF 81 ,O93, 900 acres seeded to
winter wheat is Orange Judd Farmers
estimate, an increase over the area har-
vested last year of 2,500,0O0 acres, but
decrease of about 100000 acres as
compared with the acreage actually
seeded in the fall of 1903.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
BASKET AND CRATES.

f.e one just below the first fruit 'clus-
's'r. should be left for the secondary
sen. All other branches or suckers
$ ould be kept pinched off.
Tomatoes when forced under glass
Ile more inclined TO grow irregular
San when grown in the field; hence in
- Getting varieties for forcing it is i'm
! D.tGnt that they be such as naturally
ow smooth.
Tie Beauty and Stone are very salts
factory varieties for 1,rcing The
l.a3uty is of better appearance than
Stone, but the Stone is more pro-
c and because of greater firmness is
liter for long distance shipments. The
gnus, because of open foliage. is a
ID variety to force in ground beds.
'sogmore's Selected Forcing, Earliest
q, All and Combination are promising
rs, but need further trial to prove
t.-c.r true value.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

TOMATO VINE TRAINED TO ONE STEM.
ice II cents per pound Thus the re-
Inns have been more than 20 cents per
lare foot of bench space
.:2!sa3 topcbes have the advantage
at.
ubirrigation or mulching is essential
e success in tomato forcing, and it is
Ambiguous TO combine both meth
~ ;.
rdinarily the tomato plants were
est two feet apart each way and trained
Is two stems, but recent tests seem to
1 -icate that plants set one foot apart
Oh way and trained to one stem will
.ea higher yield and ripen earlier.
or spring and early summer crop
, seed should be sown in flats about
~ LIST of December. The plants may
: pricked of into pots or flats, flats
2g more economical. The second
S.l third shifts should be made into
80.
nder ordinary care plants from seed
IN Dec. i will be ready to set in the
snanent beds about the middle of
rich, and the fruit will begin to ripen
III the LIST to the middle of June.
iii wire, with hook at the upper
Il and made into the form of a cork
- CIV at the lower end and screwed
> the soil near the plant. is very
Sfactory device to which to attach
lower end of the Irvine that serves
support TO the vines
>trong Irvine running from the hook
& the corkscrew wire TO a wire
tched directly over the row of
: ats and fastened to the rafters is a
= satisfactory support than stakes.
training plants to one stem all
: = branches should be kept pinehed
Z" When training TO two stems the
est strong branch, which is usually
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
ArURDAY, -. FEBRUARY %, l.U
3lR7dR aA NJ
@~ssascERSBgN
TOMATO FORCING.
An Early summer Crop Easily Sole
and Very Remunerative.

An Early Summer Crop Easily Sold
and Very Remunerative.
Tomatoes have been forced as an
"~rly summer crop at the Ohio expert
;,cnt station for about twelve years
Nth uniformly good results, and the
oduct has been sold at remunerative
! ices.
While the prices in the eastern mar
Aets are sufficiently high to warrant
,le midwinter forcing of tomatoes in
1t section, the prices received here at
nat season of the year are not sufIi-
lent to cover the cost of production.
Vt the station tomatoes forced in
: ring and early summer have not only
Id readily, but the cost of production
As so much less at that season than in
E.idwinter that they have proved a
Wy profitable vegetable for forcing.
Greenhouse tomatoes, because of SUI
vrior quality, sell more readily and at
LIch higher prices than the southern
;,rown product on the same market
vt the station tomatoes grown in the
- ing have been much more profitable
an either lettuce or cucumbers grown
"a the same season.
The average yield has been over two
p1nds per square foot and the average
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Life on the Moonp

Prof. Max Marshofer, of the Univer.
slty OF Berlin. aelieves that life, ami
NAL and vegetable, is not extinct on
the moon. Water probably exists I'M
foreground, and the last of the Selenites
may dwell in pits craters and caverns,
fly or move by means of wings and
live upon worms They dare not face
the sunlight as we do. and their eyes
are like those of bats or owls. 1t would
be interesting 10 know their ideas
about ourselves London Globe.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
workin 2 ON Bumps.

rs your Husband at home, madam %
asked the caller at the door.
Sure and he 5 not" said the big
red-faced woman who had opened the
door.
You see, madam. | am a travelling
phrenoloSist, and I'd like to examine
the bumps on yoar husbands head"
You're too late. We did have a bit
OF an argument this morning, and my
husbands gone down to the doctors
to have him examine them. ''-Yonkers
Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Russian eRahists ;,

AT recent meeting of the Imperial
Geographical society at Weadik awkas
Russia, the explorer Arakelyani made
some interesting statements about the
religious sect OF the Babists. This
Mohammedan organization was found
ed in 1874 by the Persian Mirsa Ali
Mohammed, and now numbers about
5000, 900 members.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Uniform for Church

OF all the iznpracticable suggestions
ever made by man as to what woman
should or should not do one of the most
amusing is that recently made by an
English writer TOR all churchgoers to
wear uniform costume, in order to
eliminate the element of snobbery from
the exercise OF religious duties How
long would it take modern ingenious
oressmaker to evolve an expensive and
distinctive style Of sackcloth coats?
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Toe Careful Eater

When we see an otherwise sensible
man take for BIS entire luncheon day
after day that which would not salts
fy cat, tho5e Of us who are under
the impression that the organs of the
BODY were made TO work, and not to
Ioa1, are apt 10 reflect that many
men do a deatmn worrying over things
that nature is perfectly competent to
take care Of.-N. Y. Medical Journal.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Nurses of Title

Lady Marjorie Ershine of England
mas entered a childrens hospital in
London as child nurse and will be
known only as Nurse Erskine. A sis
Ter OF the duke OF Sutherland entered a
large London hospital, wishing to per-
form similar service. but had not sum-
"iant health to continue.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Els Favorite Instrument

The tout ensemble of that orchestra
is remarkably good" remarked Mr..
Newrich's host at the box party. Don't
you think so?"
You bet it isl" responded Mr.. New
rich, enthusiastically; Il like to watch
the feller that's playin' it slide it back
and forth-looks as if he was swaIlerin'
it!"-Cleveland Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Accused.

The visitor paused beside the humor-
lists desk and Looked him over
so" he said, you are the man who
sees the funny side of life. eh?'
Il suppose SO. was the reply. 'T
have even been accused of seeing the
funny side of MY own jokes. Chicago
News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Lies True Wealth

The only we7,sh IS life; the only way
to make the test of this world is to
make the beTt Of the other. For the
two are one. The highest CLEANS ever
through this lower The pilgrim to
the better country is the man who.
living or dyirg. knows the bliss OF
perpetual youth d Biierly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
4 rsttle Slow

Far easter. punctuslity was illus
trated the othe lay by the viceroy OF
WI Chang. China. who had an ap-
pointment to rtview 5000 school chill
dren at n. m md appeared. smiling.
o. tSo yry'~ s--rS - ? y ~ The
had tied for him six hours.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

say qCei sc ,ae bcoA agent, as he
paused at rne Ilont GaJe. are you the
BOSS Of This eSt,tL..sEnent?"
TANK / Lay safely say that | am.
temporarily" ansW cred the meek and
lo"ly man with tue see WHISPERS. 'Yoa
see' he ADDED, by way OF explanation.
this IS the COOKS afternoon I'll and INV
wii&is shopping Cowntow n Chicago
News
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Will Mss Ter. indeed

Cohen-Und your poor wife died so
suddenly? l subbose You miss her
now?
Goldstein-Sure 1 do. She was der
only Won dot knew der combination ohf
der safe.-JuGge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
InnoSsibIe:

Whats the cause of all this twad-
die about elevating the state. I'd like
TO know?
F-Want to get it above the level
Of the women's hats, suppose-RoyaI
Magazine.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
A Little Doubtful

Neighbour hear your husband is a
author and writes Ter livin'.
New Arrival-Yes.
Does the mise Of my children dis
turb niny'
Il thInh net. lie hasn't said anything.
about it"
Where does he CO his writing?"
Az his s!stcrs, Two miles away. [
don tn.nA ne can hear them there. -
N. Y. Wee. ~.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Malicious Rumor

The absurd tale that Lady Hopton
Woods pretty little Manx cat was suf-
fering from diseased liver has no foun-
dation in fact. The liver was perfectly
good, and similar to that usually sup
plied.-London Punch.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Plantation Flour.

Banaharina the new flour of fine
quality from the plantain. is reported
TO nave proven an agreeable and
healthful food. In Venezuela. where ii
seems to be gaining favor. it is espe-
cially recommended as nutritious
food for children and invalids.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
An Invitation

Jinks-l like to listen 10 a minister
who sticks to his text when he breaches
Blinks-Thenyou ought to attend our
church.
Jlnks-Does your parson stick to his
text?
Blinks-That's what-about two
hours and half. as a rule.-Cincinnat
ENQUIRER.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Sidestepped 1t.

Miss dc Muir-Mr. Foxey, am young
er than l look, or am older?
Mr.. Foxey-All know about that is
that nobody could possibly be half as
young as you look.-Chicago Tribune.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

Fcote Lighte-Don't you think it a
good rule for persons to think twice be-
fore they act?
Miss Sue Brette-Yes. Go Some peo-
pie on the stage would never act, then
Yonkers Statesman
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

John" s--c RS. Twicewed, you
are brute. 4CU don't express any
sorrow that my mother is dying. 1
don't believe you'd care if all my rela-
tives died."
yes. l would answered the brute,
cheerfully. Il often find myself griev-
ing over the death of your first hus-
band. cleveland Leader.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Repartee.

MIR. Newlywed-By the way. dearest,
did | ever tell you about that beautiful
heiress who once wanted me for a hus-
band?
Mrs. Newlywed-No dear; you have
never told me lie yet that know Of
Judge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

The hermit was .iV.LE N cave.
But" We Protested, with only one
IN The fanny. you sdIeiy col.C get both
a fat and a cooD"
Declining to see his opportunities, he
obstinately refused to n.ove.-N. Y.
Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Medicinal.

Carrots may be advantageously eaten
by those with tendency TO govt. Gel
cry is said to be excellent for those
afflicted with rheumatism, as it con-
tains SO much sulphur-Detroit Free
Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
No Birds on Rars.

The Arkansas Legislature has recently
passed a law which makes it possible to
fine any woman wearing a stuffed bird
or her hat from S25 TO $50.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Doing letter.

Kind Lady-Would you like a chance
to make a dollar?
The Hobo-Not me, ma'am. Me brud-
der took err chants like dat onct an
got tree years fer counterfttin'.-Chi-
cago News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Afraid to Risk II

You seem To have such bad luck with
your help, Mrs. Wor.tem-they leave
without giving notice"
We'll, I'm having better luck with
the girl I've got now. She has promised
TO stay until she finds another place."
Judge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Concord of Sweet Sounds

Wagner had just finished an opera.
It's easy" he said; Il merely score
the Sound that mothers angel child
makes with ms toys
Noting the dulcet boiler factory eff
feet, we hastily made our escape.-N.
Y. Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
COncAitAd

Shelf is no use wouldn' t marry the
handsomest man alive.
He-Well, anyhow, you will hence
forth have the satisfaction of knowing
that he has asked you.-Tit-B
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Her A.enar6s.

she always clothes her remarks in
such chaste and beautiful terms"
Yes. suppose it's because she
doesn't like the naked truth. "-Cbicapo
Record Herald.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Undeveloped South.

The south is practically a new coun-
try in its agriculture. Scarcely one
fourth of its arabic lands are in Gull
tivation. Southern Farm Magazine.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Diamond Drill work

1t is calculated that when every
precaution has been taken, a diamond
drill working in rock of average hard
ness viii near away about one carat
for every 10 feet bored.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Cheese Fla VOL

Cheese Flavor Thing of Chance.
The flavor Of cheese, it is believed, is
v'-y greatly affected by the growth Of
".,cro-organisms in it. Many varieties
a. these micro-organisms are common
Is present in the air, and the sort found
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Secret Ont

What IS the secret Of your success?"
asked the very young man.
In buying" said the CID horse deal
er, Il look sharp and in selling / look
just as ignorant as | can. "-Chicago
News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Money Difficulties

Canadians who travel in the limited
states and Americans who travel in
canada alike complain of the embar-
easements INCIDENT 10 the different
money issues of the two countries
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Presence of the Head Man.

Do not trust the work of feeding
wholly to young boys. If you expect
the stock to come out right in spring
be with the boys often, directing and
giving word of encouragement which
means much toward interesting them
I'm the work.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Zoo. Aksason.
~OON -N~NtoOiA-
Why did you call me d iiar.?"

why did you call lie d iiar?"
For various reasons. sir. replied the
man who had ben hnoc"ed 90 IN.
We'll, name them!"
The princlpa. reason for my doing
SO was that nad neard you would not
fight. houston fSsL.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Fxnensive System.

MY love is like a red, red rose,
She's pleasing to the eye.
She's very sweet, and mercy knows
In winter she comes high.
Louisville Courier-Journal
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
Crime.

Magistrate--What is the charge?
Policeman-Resisting an officer In
the discharge of his duty. He woke
me up.-N. Y. Sun.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25
The Best Law.

Some people sing, make the weilIin ring
For the lay of the poets pen
But song ] raise ana song Of praise
For the lay Of the speSkled hen.
Chicago Chronicle.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

IN the cheese Is more or less a matter
of chance unless special pains are TAX
en- to add pure cultures.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-25

The Guard-Par6on me, madam. but
you are leaning against that valuable
painting.
The Lady-WeH, it's dry, amt it?-
Chicago News.