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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
Wayerly Notes.

Wayerly NOies.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs, Jno. Beyers,
a girl.
Born, to Nc. and Mrs. Jesse Neer,
agirl.
Will Isreal is on the sick list thi.
wees
ohss. Cox, of Carrontou, was il
town Saturday
Miss Louise Stevens, OF Kansas Oh!
was here Friday.
AIther Gallagher was down from
Lexington Monday.
Mrs, T. R Landrum was shopping
in Marshall Thursday.
Born, to MI. and Mrs. Isaac
Fulkerson December 10 a girl.
Warden Hall, Of Jefferson City,
transacted business here Saturday.
Mrs. Mamie @. Steele, of Lexington
transacted business here Wednesday
Miss Gertrude Williams was down
from Kansas City the latter part Of
last week.
Mrs. James Corbin, of Kansas City,
is the guest of her mother Mrs. James
Williams.
Rev. Schulenberger left Monday for
Mountain Grove where he will spend
the holidays,
Mrs. N. J.. Gordon and daughter
Miss Lutte we're shopping in Malta
Bend Saturday.
Mrs. Joe Lutz, little son, and Miss
Ida Reed, Of Smith Center, Kansas
are the guest of DR.. and Mrs. M, c,
Alderman.
The X. P. M. I. Ms. will present
ga Day at Union Station" just before
the holidays, This play is given for
the purpose of starting a public library.
Mrs. W. G. O'Neal and little
daughter returned Friday from La
Grange where she was called there by
the sickness and death of her grand
mother Mrs. Wise.
Waverly is going to have a large
brick plant. The plant is to be
located about ne.iourth mile east oil
Waverly south Of the Missouri Pacific
tracks on the line between W. P.
Minor and Anna E. Galbraith. 1t is
to have a capacity of 100, 900 bricl
per day, and will be built to make
several kinds of bricks-paving, pressed
or verified, soft or building brick.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
IN MAD

Millions rush in mad chase after
health, FROM one extreme of iaddism to
another, when, if they would only eat
good food, and keep their bowels
regular with DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, their troubles would oil pass
away. Prompt relief and quick eHre
for liver and stomach trouble. 25c at
orenshaw & Young drug srore;
guaranteed. l2.2m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
TORTURE OF PREACHER.

The story of the torture of Rev. o..
d. Moore, pastor of the Baptist church
OF Harpersville, N. Y, will interest
you. He says: 81 suffered agonies,
because of a persistent cough, resulting
from the glip, 1 had to sleep sitting
up in bed. l tried many remedies,
without relief, until l took Dr.. Kings
New Discovery tor Consumption
Coughs and Colds, which entirely
cured my cough, and saved me from
consumption" A grand cure for
diseased conditions of Throat and
Lungs. AT Crenshaw & Young
druggist; price SOC and S1.0O, guaran.
teed. Trial bottle free. l2-2m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
Farms For Sale.

Having more land than I can con.
veniently look after outside of this
state, l will sell one or two of my
farms in Lafayette county, we'll
located for schools and churches, 3
of said farms near Dover and two
near Higginsvllle, ranging in size
from l50 to 200 acres, each. viii sell
at $40 per acre less than my neigh
bors with 90 better soil.
RYLAND ToDHUNTER,
10-l0tf Lexington, Mo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16

Rough skin and cracked hands are
not only cured by DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, but an occasional applica-
ton will keep the skin soft and
smooth. Best for eczema, cuts, burns,
boils, etc. The genuine DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve affords immediate
relief in all forms Of blind, bleeding
itching and p%rotruding piles. Sold by
Crenshaw 8 Young. 12-9m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
HEART FLUTTERING.

U%ndigested food and gas in the
stomach, located just below the heart
presses against it and causes heart
palpltation. When your heart troubles
you in that way take Herbine for d
few days. You will soon be all right,
SOC, a bottle. Sold by Orenshaw &
Young. 12-9m1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
Erult trees.

A moist fall like this ia best for
planting Apple, Pear, Peach, Plum,
Cherry and other trees and shrubs.
Also for G~rapevines, Blackberries. Cur
rants and Gooseberries. Large stock,
best new and old varieties. Digging
and packing last week in October.
CHAS. TEUBNER,
Lexington Nursery,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
ShOrthorn Bulls for Sale.

For sale, four fine thoroughh'
shorthorn bulls, at my farm six M
southeast Of Lexington. Can
detailed pedigree.
11.11tf O. E. LANKFoH
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
Grand Central Hotel.

R. j. Vlrdeu, who recently opened
the Grand Central Hotel, takes this
means of informing the farmers Of
Lafayette county that he has re.
furnished the rooms in the most COM
Portable manner, also, that he is
serving meals that. will give entire
satisfaction. When 10 Lexington he
will be pleased to have YOU call.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16

Thursday evening 10 visit relatives.
hiss Oarice Wevand went TO Otter
Vile Friday morning TO visit friends
L T Hughes wen errors
burg Thursda, .y 10 Z
relatives.
Mrs. Mary Stemp st
Louis Thurs sit
relatives
Misses Nlraa tul Steele
went to Kansas tus Fudav morning
to spend a few dals.
David Graft arrived from Cincinnati
Friday morning for a visit 18th is
brothers 10 this cit,.
Miss Eva TiSdale came up from
Sweet Springs Wednesday evening to
visit Miss Florida SUIer,
Mrs. John Fox and little daughter,
LeOna, went to Kansas City Friday
morning to spend several DAYS.
]. R. Douglas, Of Ali vii who
has been visiting the family Of W. B.
Douglas, returned hone Thursday
night.
Walter B. Waddell returned to
Kansas City Thursday morning. where
he is serving as a juror in the United
States Court.
DR.. and Mrs. W. j. Peak, who have
been visiting the family of James
Peak, returned to their home 10 Oak
land, Ill, Thursday morning.
f. G. T. Brightwell returned Thurs
day night from Lawrence, Kansas,
where he has beer spending several
months with relatives.
Mrs. Frank Hllderbrand, who has
been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Chris
Shave, returned to here home in
COrder Friday morning.
Mrs. George Webb went to Pleasant
Hill Thursday evening being called
there by a telegram stating that her
daughter, Mrs. Harry Bane, was very
i'll.
|. P. Ryland and wife came down
from Kansas City Wednesday night,
being called here by the Illness of the
little son of Mr.. and Mrs. f. Lee
| Wallace.
Christian H. bunker and Mary
Ellen Anderson, botn Of Waterloo,
were married Wednesday afternoon
in the office Of Recorder of Deeds,
Judge Jas. P, Chinn officiating.
W. B. Shirk, Of Sedalla, CONNER.
clal agent of the Missouri Pacific
Railway Company, and Rock Stod-
dard, travelling agent Of the Industrial
Department, spent Wednesday here
on business.
Mesdames ]. c. McGrew, J. r.
Moorehead, Wm. Stonestreet, E. W.
White, r. N. Cook, M. d. Wilson
and Jos. B. Silver returned from
Sedalia Wednesday evening, where
they have been the guests of Mrs
W. E. Bard.
Sheriff Charles Kindead, Thurs.
day morning arrested Thomas Xii.
bride, wanted in Henry county to
answer a charge Of theft. Kilbride
had been put in the calaboose here
for being drunk. A reward Of Sz5
was offered for the capture Of Kill
bride who is accused of stealing
money and clothes.
The case of W. P. Woodruff VS..
Oswald Winkler, for damages was
tried in the Circuit Court Wednesday
and Thursday. The jury found the
issues for the plaintiff and fixed the
damages at $50 and costs. The case
grew out of the arrest Of Woodruff
upon the authority Of the mayor fol
the alleged careless driving OF cattle
through the streets of the city
Clarence Vivion and Alexande.
Graves represented the plaintiff ant
VIM. Aull, Horace f. Blackwell ant
H. G. Wallace the defendant.
TORTURE OF PREACHER.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16

For SALE-A thoroughbred short
horn bull, 3 years old. He is a
splendid animal and can be bought at
a very low price. See or write to
JACKSON BRADLEY,
70 2t2 Lexington, Mo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
JoHN KAUFMAN & SON,
Haerle Bldg, Lexington, Mo.

Do You Suffer From Kidney TrOubless
We guarantee one bottle Of Smiths
Sure Kidney Cure to benefit or cure
or your druggist will refund your
money Price so cents. Crenshaw g
Young mar25Y1
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1905-12-16
Fire and Tornado Insurance

When you want insurance get the
best. We have had fifteen years ex-
p%erience and not one OF our customers
has had to bring suit to get his loss
adjusted. We are now prepared to
write farm property occupied by
owner or tenant.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
Passenger Conductors Discharged.

A 'spotter" or so has recently Wis
tied the lines Of the Mexican Central
and as a result something like a doz.
EN- passenger conductors have been
discharged so far, says the FL Paso
Herald. About every other day some
conductor on a passenger run receives
notice that he has resigned. These
conductors are said to draw the low.
est wages for men doing this work
of any in North America. their wages
being only $1S5 In Mexican money.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
Headquarters In Las Vegas.

Claim Agent p. w. Zimmerman, Of
the Santa Fe Of Albuquerque, has had
his territory enlarged and will in the
future make his headquarters at Las
Vegas, with jurisdiction over the line
from La Junta to Ell Paso, says the
Journal. r. J. Lyddon, who has held
a clerical position in the claim de-
partment at Los Ageles. has been ap-
pointed claim agent for a portion of
the coast lines. with headquarters at
Winslow, Ariz.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
Returned 10 Ration,

j, Is, Mertie and son. of Baltimore.
Md, are now at home In Ration, Mr.,
Mcrtie has for some time been fore.
man of the blacksmith shop Of the
Santa Fe, and his son vas employed
for some time In the shops last fall.
but left 10 attend school during the
winter, Their many friends welcome
them home. says the Gazette.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
Positions Meroed.

The positions Of travelling freight
and passenger agent Of the FL Paso
& Northeastern and Of the FL Paso
& Southwestern roads have been
merged and Garnet King who held
this position with the latter road.
gets the place. Eugene Fox. who
held the position with the Northeast.
ern, will go to California.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

First annual ball by Division S7l.
H. O 1T, Eo at Roenthal hall tomor.
row night,
Al. Walden, day yardmaster, accom-.
panied his family to the mountains
yesterday.
The wrecking crew was pulled south
yesterday morning by Engineer Refer
with the G55.
Frank Phillips, employed In the
Santa Fe freight house at Ration. has
gone on Il trip to Evans. Ia.
An unusual number of lay.offs are
reported on account of the glorious
Fourth and the engineers hop.
Conductor Jack Mulhern Is now run.
ming passenger In place Of Conductor
h. +. Hays, who has taken q month of.
There We're no third district crews
available yesterday and north end
trainmen were pressed into service on
the south end.
George Buell., until recently an EN-.
ploye In the yards at Ration, has taken
a position as fireman on the south end
out Of that place.
Porter McRay, who has been In
charge Of the station pump at Wat.
rOus, N. NJ, Is now on the extra list
at the local yard Office.
Master Mechanic Z. Dawson of the
AlamOgordo railroad shops, has re-
signed his position. His successor
has not yet been named.
Clarence Snyder, a conductor on
the middle division of the Santa Fe,
fell under the wheels of his train last
Friday night and lost his left foot.
4. p. Chapman has returned to town
and his railroad duties, after having
relieved Brakeman Charley Haynes on
the Santa Fee branch for several days.
The Santa Fe Central will make a
Idtc vi Olt ldIt lOT tHe Iullu lTlD from
and to all points on their line for
July 2, 8 and 4, good for returning
July 5.
Members of the night force en-
ployed at the local round house, head
ed by Candelario Montoya and Carpio
Medina, took a picnic trip yesterday
to the Salitre cave.
Conductor Harry Hartley is unable
for road duty. being laid up with hay
fever and wishing for an early frost
to come. Conductor Frank Hetzler
has his run during mis- indisposition.
Albert L. Hinkle, chief clerk in the
freight office of the c. & S. and Santa
Fee, is to succeed R. ]. Woodward as
joint agent at Pueblo, Colo. MI.
Woodward is now trainmaster of the
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Saturday afternoon a Zuni mountain
log train. in charge of Conductor G,
H.. Thomas, collided at Laguna with
the real Of a local Santa Fe freight
train. in charge of Conductor Archie
Patterson. The caboose Of the freight
train was badly demolished and some
damage vas done to the engine of the
log train.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

tlrement OF George r. Peck, Within
a few hours of Judge smiths resigna.
ton, Governor Hoch announced the
appointment of Silas Porter of Kan.
sas city, kas. to I'LL the vacancy on
me supreme bencn.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
TurntabIe Talk,

Last week the Santa Fe began the
installation OF "A new eighty'hve foot
turntable al Ration, The old turn.
table was but seventy,fve feet and
too small to accommodate the large
engines of the 300 class.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

The FL Paso train was several hours
late In reaching Las Vegas Saturday.
The delay was caused by a freight
wreck below Rincon, In which an EN-.
CINE and three freight cars wen into
the ditch and tied up traffic on the
Rio Grande division for a few hours,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
Back In Harness.

w. r. Martin, n of the Oldest rail
road men in Ell Paso, is now back In
harness on the Arizona & New Mexico
railroad running out of Globe.
Mr.. Martin will be assistant superin-
tendent of the road, under Superin-
tendent Epes Randolph, who will con-
tinue to remain at its head.
Mr.. Martin was once manager of
the Ell Paso & Southwestern, and
previous to that was superintendent OF
the Southern Pacific at this point, says
the Ell Paso News.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
Minor Accidents.

VIII Stewart, brother OF Donald
Stewart, met with an unfortunate acct.
dent at Tucumcari on Thursday by
having the fourth and fifth fingers OF
his right hand cut of by a Rock Island
train. His hand Is also badly mashed,
as well as other injuries about his
body.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Adam Emig and wife arrived in
Clayton from FL Paso and will make,
their future home in that place. Mr..
Emig having bought the butcher bus
mess of Heron & Farmer.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

John ID, Notgrass, the passenger
conductor running between this city
and Albuquerque, vas observed max,
Ing out his daily train report In the
waiting room at the Las Vegas rail.
road depot the other morning, sub.
~stituting his knee for a desk. When
approached about the matter, no
said, "eolly,' or something similar In
meaning 10 this expletive, 80 nice
and cool up here, mornings and even.
ings particularly, that sometimes
oversleep myself and am consequently
pushed for time 10 make out my re.
port before going out on the road"
Not a syllable did he utter about mos,
quitoes, though.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
New Kansas Solicitor.

Judge William R. Smith, ranking
associate justice of the Kansas SUI.
preme court, rendered his resignation
to Governor Hoch. With the resigna-
ton was coupled the announcement
that Judge Smith had been appointed
general solicitor for the Santa Fe
in Kansas to succeed A. A. Hurd who
had been at the head of the big rail-
roads legal department since the re-
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
~sewlno.Maehlna Needles

SeWiU9.WaCUtUo Neeo'ee
for all makes OF machines at Five
Cents per package and everything else
pertaining to sewing-machines at
greatly reduced prices. Look for the
red S., 522 Sixth St., Las Vegas. N. NJ.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

A burned bridge near Thornton Sat.
urday night delayed No. | for an hour,
while the section ere was cribbing
up the track. so the train could pass
In safety.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Santa Fe, having taken the place
made vacant several days ago by the
transfer OF James Kurn to Las Vegas,
on the New Mexico division.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Conductor +, p. Hook went over to
the ancient yesterday TO relieve Con.
ductor Barry on the Santa Fe branch
for some days, Conductor s, c. Hin
has been assigned to Hooks way car
temporarily.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Santa FEES California Limited and a
Kansas CITY Southern stock train at
the railway crossing al First street
and Troost venue Thursday morning,
Willis aud two other trainmen were
killed and Two others hurt in the
wreck The verdict was that the
wreck was due 10 the oarelessness OF
Willis who failed TO stop his train be.
fore reaching the crossing"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Tuesday night of last week at Tay.
lor station, six miles east OF Springer,
a son was born to Agent Ellsworth
and wife. This is the first child born
at Taylor station on the Dawson rail.
way and the rest of the citizens are
rejoicing over the fact that 1t mea
a 5 per cent increase in the population
In one week.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Charley Barton, night Waterman at
the local railroad shops, was trans.
ferred to Ration on short notice yes.
terday, having been aroused from his
peaceful slumbers to catch an up.
going train.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Thirty-seven engines were turned on
the turntable at the Las Vegas round
house on last Saturday. The average
length OF time each engine was held
In the shops for needed repairs was
six hours and twenty-seven minutes.
This Is a good record. but better
Records (J. W. have been made.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

eIames the Dead Tngineer.
A coroner's jury decided In Kansas
City. Friday that c. F. Willis, the
Santa Fe railway engineer was to
blame for the collision between the
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

AS a result of the trip to New York
OF General Manager w. s. Hopewell
OF the Santa Fee Central, he announced
that the contract for the completion
of the Albuquerque Eastern had been
let. that the contractors will be in Al
buOuerque next week, that a reorgani.
cation Of the company had been ef-
feted resulting in a merger of the
Eastern and the Santa Fe Central into
a single corporation under a reor-
ganized management.
The following figures regarding the
A., T. e S. F. hospital association
were given to The Optic Yesterday:
Total receipts on the entire system
for the month of May, 1905. $13,42S.64;
total operating expenses for that
month. $~l1,S40.29: receipts over ex-
pense incurred for operation. con.
struction and equipment, $1,5SS.35
The total net receipts over expendi-
lures for the above purposes during
eleven months ended May 81, 1905,
were ~$17.SS6.66.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

The wrecking crew was pulled south
yesterday morning by Engineer Refer
with the G55.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Conductor Jack Mulhern Is now run.
ming passenger In place Of Conductor
X. +. Hays, who has taken q month of.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Frank Phillips. employed In the
Santa Fe freight house at Ration. has
gone on a trip to Evans, Ia.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

An unusual number of lay.offs are
reported on account of the glorious
Fourth and the engineers hop.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

There were no third district crews
available yesterday and north end
trainmen were pressed into service on
the south end.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

George Buell., until recently an EN-.
ploye In the yards at Ration, has taken
a position as fireman on the south end
out Of that place.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Al. Walden, day yardmaster, accom-.
panied his family to the mountains
yesterday,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Porter Moray, who has been In
charge Of the station pump at Wat.
rOus, N. NJ, Is now on the extra list
at the local yard Office.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03
HAPPENINGS OF THE DAY IN
RAILROAD CIRCLES CLIPPED AND
PENClLED FOR OPTIC READERS

FIRST annual ball by Division 81,
H. o 1t, Eo at Roenthal hall tomor,
row night,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Master Mechanic +. Dawson of the
AlamOgordo railroad shops, has re-
signed his position. His successor
has not yet been named.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Christian Brothers. l2o328
Clerks Union 2897
E.. Romero Hose Co.. 2OO84
Y. NJ. G.. 48725
Jesuit Fathers........... .............. 4O21
Ladies Home !. 1929
Carnegie Library. 1929
East Side Catholic Church. ................ 8841
West Side Catholic Church ........... /. !. 754O
Sisters of Loretto. -. 24947
St. Anthony's Sanitarium ................ 1919
Elks ........... 1926
Temple Aid Society. 62473
Red Men,. 1851
Fraternal Brotherhood. zoos
st. Paul's Episcopal Church ........ -. 1851
Contss,an ts receiving isss than 1000 votes not listed.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-07-03

Clarence Snyder, a conductor on
the middle division of the Santa Fe,
fell under the wheels of his train last
Friday night and lost his left foot.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-24
Pointed Paragraphs.

Dead-game sports are anything but dead
ones.
A lunatic's train of Thought evidently ran
into an open switch.
Society weddings come under the head
OF fashionable ties.
Life Is mostly devoted to attempts 70 OBJ
tain the unattainable.
A girl with pretty teeth never misses an
opportunity TO giggle.
Most people overestinate their sorrows
and undervalue their Joys.
A diplomat is a man who gets what be
wants by pretending not to want It.
A diplomat is a man who loves his
mother-in-law-if the old lady has money.
Beware of a man who 10 excessively po-
lite. He probably wants TO make a touch.
II a man has money to burn he can
easily find some woman who is willing to
furnish a match.
The man who really leads the simple life
is unusually too busy 70 waste any time
talking about 1t.
When a staid family man attempts TO
hirt it's the cue for the other fellows to
get on the side track.
There may be as good hsh in the sea az
ever were caught-but somehow they are
shy about swallowing your bait.-Chicago
News.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-24
Baby Mine

mother should OF suffering
danger incident the ordeal makes its anticipation of misery
Mothers Friend the only which
pain and danger of maerniy this hour which dreaded wOmn
trial only made painless but all the danger avoided
by its Those who this remedy respondent
gloomy; other distressing conditions
the system made ready for the coming and the