The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-19
With the Long Bo,u
Deplorable Lack Of Concealment Of Feelings on tho
Part Of Our Friend Mrs Alfred Gwynne Wander
bilt-We Have Rspeatedly Spoken to Her
About It-A Few Words on Recent Incident
at the Horse Show. f.y5s

dG Iue horse S1OW.2
Poor dear Mrs. Vanderbilt! So ingenuous Our
set quite little taken back at the horse show
when Mrs. Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt planted two af
fectonate kisses the Of bay ponies belong
ing to her husband, which being driven into the
ring for exhibition Thousands of were looking aon
at the time and we remarked to Mrs. Van Rensselaer,
- ,''How like her'' .. .-- - ...z
For Beatrice Vanderbilt from child has worn her
heart upon her sleeve. She has had the genius
of concealment The world knows perfectly we'll that
Mrs. Vanderbilt loves her husband and adores her
children: We have repeatedly shown her how vulgar
is to have these feelings in such strength to show
them openly but Beatrice could it. It's
partly the fault Of her bringing up.
So when her pet horses came in Beatrice adores,
horses she kissed them their right there in
public! Well, Mr.. Vanderbilt knew perfectly well
what he doing when he married her.
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Gam Valley S. D., according to the Chief, is in
the whirl of society event among the aboriginal 400
The hero is Bob Spotted Eagle, Yanktonese buck
and the heroine is Blanche Old Man. The couple
eloped from their home in Charles Mix county and
sought refuge the Crow Creek reservation where
they arrested and placed in the Buffalo county
jail to be taken back to their home county for trial
Mrs Old Man already had one old man and the
annexation of Robert Spotted Eagle bigamy in tho
first degree.
The Eldora, Kan, Republican recently identified
Mrs. Smith Of that city that one could fail to
place the lady at once The Republican says:
Mrs. Angelina Clementina Smith, exassstant su-:
perntendent of the department of sociological civcs
of the American Confederation of Women Clubs, and
assistant manager of the lingerie exhibit of the
womans amalgamated department of the Topeka state
fair went to Kansas City today.
This shows the terrible mental burden some of our
carrying.
Harry Berry, st. Louis mixer Of drinks at q
popular hotel, has introduced for drunkenness
or rather device for making stop when he has
had more than enough. It is sometimes dicnlt to
refuse man liquor for he is likely to raise terrific
row and queer the house. But by this simple little
device Mr.. Berry puts damper any ordinary
soaks desire for further stimulation
The cure consists of bit of carbon, doctored with
certain chemicals It is dropped into the beer just
as the prospective imbbe is about to take the glass
One night customer into the hotel very
much the worse for liquor. He gave order and
Berry began to advise him. He said that bed and not
booze was what the required But the man would
not listen temperance talk AS last resort Berry
drew the beer and the carbon pellet slipped in
An omnous smoke and tongue of fame played about
the glass; The boozers face became ashen. The glass
fell to the floor and he rushed from the place.
''I saw HI, sure, he said to a friend the out
sde and since that night he has refused to touch
= thing but whisky. ..-.. .''
: This is a more honorable device than wife
plan of putting secret antibooze dope in hubby :
coffee giving it q taste as if dark brown hen hac
stepped in it. No love his wife with the
fervor after he has discovered what has made his
morning coffee taste like thirty distilled brass tack
with touch of overshoe for favoring.
Another way, and it does not succeed very vel
either, is to tell your husband what foolish habi
the liquor habit is It may be idea to him ant
it should be argued out at length SO that he will no
miss the point In fact it is well to return to the sub
ject in the evening and the NEXT day Keep hubb
informed In this way you win his affection and es
II, teen. -.r::. a.. .5r- .~.-..-
Editor Pease Of the Anoka Union, who has no
sized up fifty years of delinquent subscribers and thei
excuses for nothing asserts that it is useless for an
man to think that he is concealing himself
.'sIf he is stingy, it is known. If generous, i
hoggish if decent, if mean if honest, if reliable
+ tricky, if good fellow, if sponge, if gentleman
o if .rowdy if Christian if sinner if shrewd, if
: spendthrift, if miser, you bet your sweet hf
e the world is on. And the world, when its opinion
sought and often when it is not is apt to burt ou
man IS shortcomings and also his virtues, and tn
size-up is usually true STEEL You can fool tn
world. It's to you always.'
This is pretty good Sunday thought. And ther
is more it. What really is is, in time, Pre-
claimed from the housetops 1t chseled in his face
written his carriage hung out in his style of dres
he cannot keep it concealed.
n 1t pays a to watch out if he is hiding tn
mean hating, stngy malicious tricky thought fe
it is bound to manifest ITSELF He is building thes
stones into mental edifce that is going to wall hi
in until he feels as mean the boy who has bee
severely pecked by the prize rooster in the poultr
J: show. ...- A j. b.