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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09
Nothing on the Market Equal to Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and
Djarrhoea Remedy

This fact is well known 90 drug
gists everywhere and nine out of ten
will give their customers this prepara-
ton when the best is asked for. Mr..
Obe Wilmer, a prominent druggist of
Joplin Mo, in a circular to his Gus
tor ers says: There is nothing on the
market in the way of patent medi-
cine which equals Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for
bowel complaints. We sell and recon-
mend this preparation" For sale by
F. j. Ramsey, w B. Frame, Bonner &
Bonner and Ardmore Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09

Pinesaive contains the antiseptic
properties Of the native pine, and Ia
a sure cure for sunburn. tan, letter
eczema and all other skin diseas
es Heals a sore, cut or burn without
a scar. Sold by City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09

Our buggies are standard brands,
the guarantee that goes with them
will stick. You make a mistake when
you buy from the buggy peddlOr
NOBLE BROS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09
DR.. C. &. GOODWIN,

FP .vos KELLER,M.D. r. II. HENRY, NJ. d
Res Phone - Res, Phone 37t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09
Preddy's Buaole,


Rattermann & Leuth bugxies,
Rex buggies,
Columbia buggtes.
Special business wagons.
See the new line on North Wnhins'
ton street.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09

1t Is an uneXplaineble wonder why
so many girls just fall over them
selves to get to talk to 4 hai cgs
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09

when a man cores home tired and
his wife makes him take her out fol
the evening because it will rest hin
he has n fool idea he runs his family
affairs
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-08-09

The Girl who won't take advice at
home is liable to disgrace her folks,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
BERRIES FOR RHEUMATISM.
Despite the Tradition, Some Say That
They Are Curative.

Despite the Tradition, Some Say That
They Are Curative.
That Strawberries are injurious to
rheumatic Persons" is as old tradi
ton as that tomatoes Glove apples)
are conducive to love But against
science no tradition is safe. 1t is now
asserted that strawberries are really
the real thing" in food for rheumat.
les. Linnaeus. it is said, kept himself
free from rheumatism by eating straw.
berries. Fontenelli, another naturalist.
attributed his longevity to strawber.
ries. He resorted to them as a medi.
cine and would frequently say: .If
can but reach the season of strawb>r
ries!"
Borheave is said to have classed tn.
strawberry with the principal red fruit
remedies, containing iron as well as
phosphorous, salt, sulphur and sugar.
1t has long been tradition that the
chief demand for horse chestnuts has
come from persons who believe in
their efficacy as cure for rheumatism
or at least palliative in rheumatic
affections. Strawberries have hereto.
fore been barred, but if they now have
all the merits claimed for them. or
indeed any of the merits, the bars will
be down and stay down permanently.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
Visiting Grave Of Ella

Huttons Literary Landmarks of
London" was largely labor of love.
and was the result of years of hard
work Mr.. Hutton gives this example
of the difficulties that stood in his
way: another Sunday afternoon
devoted to pious pilgrimage to the
grave Of Charles Lamb at Edmonton.
AS usual, nobody at Edmonton knew
anything. The churchyard is not a
small one, and it is entirely filled. The
sexton and the grave digger and few
persons wandering about could give
me no information. Most of them had
never heard of Mr.. Lamb; and could
not find the sacred spot. Naturally
applied to the rector; and, as he left
the vestry door after service, leaning
on the arm of pretty young woman.
| approached him, raised my hat and
asked. politely, if he could tell me
where Charles and Mary Lamb were
resting. Really, he could not say!
And I, forgetting the day, the place
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
Lamentable Want Of Tact

Mrs. Calliper looked aggrieved as
she seated herself opposite her hus-
band at the dinner table, and knowing
what was expected of him, he inquired
if she had enjoyed the afternoon.
''No, can't say l have" Mrs. Cal
liper admitted in weary tone, land
all for the want of little tact Now,
I'll tell you what happened. The
dressmaker wasn't ready for me when
got there, wouldn't be for nearly an
hour, so happened to remember that
Mrs. James, on whom I've never
called, though she's often asked me in
times past, lived two blocks away.
said I'd go there and return.
We'll, it was little early for call
perhaps, only about half past 1, but l
explained the whole thing to her.
said, Here l was, Mrs. James, with an
hour on my hands and so near you,
and how much better than to make an
extra trip for the CALL
"Well, of course, any one with q
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
BABY's INSTINCT
Shows He Knew What Food to Stick

Shows He Knew What Food to Stick
To.
Forwarding a photo of splendidly
handsome and healthy young boy, a
happy mother writes from an Ohio
town:
"The enclosed picture shows my 4,
year-old Grape-Nuts boy.
"Since he was two years old he has
eaten nothing but Grape-Nu He
demands and gets this fod three
times a day. This may seem rather
unusual, but he does not care for any
thing else after he has eaten his
Grape-Nuts, which he uses with milk
or cream, and then he is through with
his meal. Even on Thanksgiving day
he refused turkey and ali the good
things that make up that great din
ner, and ate his dish Of Grape.Nuts
and cream with the best results and
none Of the evils that the other fool
ish members OF the family expert
enced. WI 3 3ls 81 81;
He is never sick, has beautiful
complexion, and Is considered. very
HANDSOME boy. May the Postum Com
pany prosper and long continue to fur
nish their wholesome food! ''s Name
given 81 Postum Go. Battle Creek.
Mich. w 3ss " 5sss Y. IL q,
( There's reason Il Read the littie
book Y. tTha Road ~ rsllyille. Id ~
'sry pkg il
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11

and his sacred Office, cursed that rec.
tor for his criminal ignorance.
Great heavens!' said. You
ought to be ashamed of yourself In
your care have been placed the ashes
of one of the foremost men in the
whole history of English letters. And
you don't know where they are! They
have made your churchyard and your
parish distinguished all the world
over, have come 5000 miles to visit
Charles Lambs grave, and you, the
rector of the church, don't know where
it is! You ought to be heartily
ashamed of YOURSELF And l turned
upon my heel and left him standing
there, speechless and confounded.'' y
Half an hour after the above Incl
dent occurred, and while tuition was
cropping around the graveyard in the
twilight. the rector came to him, hat
in hand. apologized most humbly for
his ignorance (Which he had corrected
in the meantime) and conducted him
to the grave of the immortal Ella.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
|FE NJ 70 & MA CARA
ltMMENsE vottJka ~ OF vyATEN
DIVERTED FROM sFALLs. 81.
Commercial Enterprlses, are Making
Heavy Drains on This = a.aous Show
* Place-its Tremendous Electrical
Power the lnducement.

Niagara Falls, August THE
volume Of water being diverted
from the historic Niagara Falls ID
reaching such proportions that the
people Of the State are trying to pass
laws which will prevent the POSSIBLE
ity Of q practical wiping out Of this
sublime natural spectacle.
Water suficient to develop nearly
fve hundred thousand horsepower
continuously, twenty-four hours per
day, for industrial purposes. is now
being taken from the river above the
Falls, and further developments 70
curling more water are contemplated
Probably the largest user Of the
electricity produced by the waters Of
the mighty river is the concern which
by the five or six thousand degree
heat Of the electric furnace brings
lime and coke into unwilling union,
thereby producing what is known az
Calcium Carbide.
Dry calcium carbide is lifeless a.
go much broken rock, but in contact
with water 1t springs into activity and
begets abundantly the gas Acetylene.
The light resulting from the ignition
of acetylene is the nearest approach
to sunlight known.
These facts, though of compare
lively recent discovery, were soon
seized by men with an eye to the com
mercial possibilities and to-day cal
cium carbide is being shipped every.
where and used for dispelling dark.
ness in buildings Of all descriptions
from the ordinary barn of the farmer
to the country villa of the wealthy, al
we'll as for lighting the streets Of .
large number of towns. Acetylene
can be easily and cheaply installed.
and the manufacture and sale of
acetylene generators has become a
business of recognized standing, has
assumed large proportions and ia
steadily growing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11

particle Of tact would have pretended
to be glad to see me whether it was
perfectly convenient or not, but do
you know, she just said, I'm sorry.
Mrs. Calliper, but it is just the hour of
the children's luncheon, and l shall
have to ask you to excuse me, though
I'D be very glad to have you rest here
GAS if l needed any rest! rose i'm
mediately, of course, and started
away, but 1 did say with great deal
of dignity that l couldn't tell when
should be able to come again. l gave
her another chance, but all she said
was that she was sorry it happened
So
Cali the way home I've been think
ing how few people there are who
have had the benefit of such home
training as l had as girl, and I've
been trying to make allowance for
that woman; but when think of the
hour spent in the dressmaker's stuff
fy waiting room, it certainly is hard
work. Companion.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
Were Stealing Second Base

The late Samuel Colcord Bartlett,
when president of Dartmouth college,
was not exactly enthusiastic over ath-
letics, but was, nevertheless, often
pretty well informed when the stu
dents thought him Indifferent.
At the time when the following Incl.
dent is said to have occurred, the
baseball team was composed Of hard
hitting but rather slow and clumsy
players, who had lost several close
games at home by slow and stupid
base running. . + Isl.
One night. the president, nervous
and tired, finding himself unable to
sleep, quietly drew on his clothes and
started for q short walk across the
campus, in the hope Of quieting his
nerves. Now It happened that about
the same time 4 couple Of students
who had been assisting q classmate In
celebrating his birthday started 80 re-
Sturneto their rooms. g.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
CREED MADE NO DIFFERENCE.
SomnambuIist Had to Stay in the
Lookup Just the Same

somnambuIist Had to Stay in the
Lookup Just the Same.
One night not long since watch
man at Kittanering. N. Y, found one
Of the most respectable citizens of the
town roaming the streets in his night
robe. The officer very promptly
placed the, man under arrest and
directed his steps toward the city
bastile. A rather rude jolt at a
street crossing woke the citizen up.
He at once became aware that he was
being piloted by the policeman and a
few moments of observation convinc-
ed him he was not going toward home.
Then he spoke.
What are you doing with me,
Tom?" inquired the man.
"Oh, I've got you for walking
around the streets in your chemise,"
said the officer. That's against the
law, you know"
You're not going to lock me up"
said the. citizen in establishment.
why, don't you know am som.
nambulist?"
II don't care what church you be.
long to-" retorted Tom, you're out on
the street in, clothes not At to be
seen, it's my duty to arrest you, and
in you CO."
And in he went until friends
brought street clothing and got him
out in the morning.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
Li.HUNG CHANGES TREES.
Those He Planted at Grants Tomb 10
1897 Did Not Thrive.

Those He Planted at Grants Tomb IL
1897 Did Not Thrive.
The trees planted on the lawn at thu
north side of Grants tomb in May,
1897, by Lii Hung Chang have not
thrived as they should. Ever since the
trees were planted the souvenir hunt
ers have been plucking twigs from
them, preventing their growth to
great degree. 1t is no uncommon thing
to see couple of women approach the
trees, glance furtively around and then
snatch twigs from the trees and put
them quickly out of sight. It has al
ways been expected that the park de-
partment, which controls the surround
ings of the tomb, would place railing
around the trees, but it has never been
done. When Gen. Grant planted trees
at Toxic, Japan, not only where they
protected by railing, but a guard OF
soldiers was kept constantly on duty
around them.--New York Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11

The old campus was used as ball
ground, and the sight Of the three
bases, cleaning white in the moon
light, suggested to one of the happy
youths the brilliant idea of Stealing
second base and carrying 1t home.
They succeeded In detaching it. and
were pursuing q triumphant though
tortuous course across the campus,
when who should appear but "Old
Prex." There was no escape. The
old gentleman sternly accosted them
and demanded what they were doing.
.'yN well, Sir, to tell the
truth stammered they, Eve were
stealing second base
President Bartlett bowed with
Scourtly grace, gave q preliminary
barking cough and exclaimed: ss
: All, gentle men, pardon me. Dir
br- didn't know there was any
body "A college who could steal sec.
ond base. Br Good night gen,
tlemen.s &. U. S.. :,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
With Men Of Prominence

from his seat, took 1t III his hands and
looked at 1t for q long time without =
word. What It meant to him we can
imagine. The whole awful, awful bus
mess came back to him., The mad
dead brother: the martyred. murdered
president. Still, without a word, he
put 1t back in its place, and it seemed
to me as he did so that he kissed it
with his fingers. have seen him In
that room look at it silently over his
pipe many and many time. But he
never touched 1t or spoke of it again,
even to me. What he thought Of it
heaven only knows"
Hutton tells as follows of meeting
Rudyard Kipling at a luncheon given
to the latter by Richard Watson Gill
der: Another engagement made me
late, and entered the room as the
party was breaking up. I was intro
duced to Mr.. Kipling, with whom ex-
changed the traditional few formal
words, and we drifted apart; but q
moment or two afterward he placed
himself on the arm of a chair in which
was sitting and said: I didn't real
ize, Hutton, when met you moment
ago who you were. Dear old Wolcott
Balestier, your friend and mine, tried
so hard and so many times to bring us
together in London and elsewhere, and
now he is gone, and can't under
stand it all. He died so suddenly and
so far away; we had so much to say
to each other, and now have got to
wait so long before can say it,"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11

In Laurence Hutton's talks in a
Library" he tells Of a dinner he gave
to Sir Henry Irving: San unexpected
guest at that dinner was Mr.. Clemens.
He would certainly have been invited
had his presence in the. city been
known. He had arrived from Hart
ford late in the afternoon, had discov-
cred from the gossip at the club that
the Huttons were having a rather un-
usual dinner party was told, who were
to be present, and decided that 1t was
too good thing to lose. So he dressed
hurriedly, walked in without ceremony
just as the feast began, drew up a
chair by the side of his hostess, helped
himself to her oysters and for the rest
of the evening was the life of the par.
ty, one enthusiastic admirer of his con-
Tossing. over the coffee and cigars,
that he would give half he possessed
If he were intimate enough with Mark
Twain to have him drop in at his
house in the same delightfully."- original
and Mark Twainy manner"
Hutton and Edwin Booth were the
closest of friends. Hutton possessed
one of the best collections in exist
ence of death masks, and it was while
Booth was examining this that most
impressive incident occurred. Says
Hutton: II shall never forget the first
time he saw the Lincoln mask. He
asked, innocently enough, whose it
was. And when told him, my heart
TOR moment ceasing to beat, he rose
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
I'm mortal John Paul Jones

AS thistledown. light and impotent,
Compared with our navy now,
The wind tossed Ranger, with John Paul
Jones,
The soul of her. helm to bow.
Drifting DER oceans meadows green,
Swimming it's hills so high
But we will blossom swore Jones,
Ween,
Into thistles, by and BY"
pause and ponder-'twas John Paul
Planted the seed that grew
into the very knives that moved
His 6ownlike canvas flew.
See at Whitehaven the flames leap red;
At Belfast Tough the brakes men dead;
The Bon Homme Richard off Flambor-
ough Head.
"Haye YOU struck" they cry from. the
Scraps.
From a sinking vessel made to foe
Was ever Drawer retort than this:
"Surrendered' Jones Numbered. "Surren-
dered? Mo-
l am just beginning to fight"
Brave deeds We're done that night!
But seed of sea or earth
TO bloom and grow
Must be laid low
To rise to greater WORTH.
The Rangers guns long ceased to roar
The Bon Homme Richard fights no more.
The brain
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11

sengers being taken in charge by the
company that had owned the Queen,
but |, to continue on my journey to
Sardinia to>rescue Mia Barlotti from
her master, Maligni, and to obtain, for
my own purpose as well as for hers,
the red box that had been given by
her father, at his heath. to the Italian
irto whose keeping he had also placed
his beautiful daughter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11

That ruled the main
Became dust again
In an unmarked grave
Beyond the wave;
But his soul, that ne'er
Feared to do or dare,
1t slept not there,
But rose in our navy everywhere!
His prophecy
Fulfilled We see.
Behold our virie ships.
Armored bristlng bright.
AS field Of thistles from thistledown
Grown terrible in mightl
And to-day.
From far away
Out of the past.
With home bound pennant from the mast
Flung to the gales,
The hero sails.
Mid the flame leap and the smoke cloud
From saiuting capnon manifold
Ancient vessels we behold;
From England's coasts
They sail as ghosts.
From Frances shore Y
They glide once more
Friend and foe
OF the long ago
In honor of John Paul Jones
Appearing on the sea.
He sails thus. after many year.
TO prove his prophecy.
Howard Clinton Dickinson in New
York
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11
eoer wiz : ch.rme ,. 4 / IL.

Commandant Moller, lately Of the
Boer army, was not born to be shot.
During the conflict with Great Britain
he had twenty-one horses shot under
him. but never received Q scratch.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-08-11

4 I'd about Ell lief try tew raise :
crop q plums on my apple trees 81
tn tew. raise : crop o,ssunmsr board.
ers. Y5 53s II ..ss}
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-09-09
THREE JURORS CURED
OF Cholera Morbus With One Small
Bottle Of Chamberlain Collie, chol.
era and Diarrhoea Remedy.

G. W. Fowler Of Hightower, Ala,
relates an experience he had while
serving on a petit jury in a murder
case at E~dwardsville. county seat Of
Clebourne county, Alabama. He says:
while there | ate some fresh meat
and some souse meat and 1t gave me
cholera morbus in a very severe form.
! was never mor sick in my life and
sen to the drug store for a certain
cholera mixture, but the druggist sent
me a bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea remedy instead,
saying that he had what | sent for, but
that this medicine was SO much better
he would rather send it to me in the
fix | was in. | took n dose of II
and was better in five minutes. The
second dose cured me entirely. Two
fellow jurors were afflicted In the
same amer and II small bottle cur
ed the three of us" For sale by all
druggists.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-09-09
ARE o ENoAoeo3

Engaged people should remember.
that, after marriage. many quarrels
can be avoided. by keeping their d..
gestions In good condition with Elec.
trio Bitters. 8. A. Brown. Of Ben.
nettsville. s. c., says: For years, my
wife suffered intensely from dyspep.
sia. complicated with a torpid liver.
until she lost her strength and vigor,
and became a mere wreck Of her form
er self. Then she tried Electric Bit.
tiers, which helped her at once and
finally made her entirely well. She Is
now strong and healthy" All drug
gists sell and guarantee them. at soc
q bottle.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-09-09
AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE

On Monday morning the New Mex
leo college of agriculture and mech.
anic arts III Mesilla Park began It's
fourteenth session. which bids fair To
be the most successful In tho institu'
lions history. A large attendance Is
insured by the number Of new stu
dents who have already arrived TO
take up work IN the college for the
coming year. A great many OF the old
students have also returned and are
& 10 take up the work for the q
suing year. All OF the professors and
instructors have returned and were
ready TO classify and assign lessons.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-09-09
LIKE FINDING N

Finding health is like finding money
so think those who are sick. When
you have a cough, cold, sore throat, or
chest irritation, better act promptly
like w. C. Barker, of Sandy Level, Va.
He says: Il had a terrible chest
trouble, caused by smoke and coal
dust on my lungs; but, after finding
no relief in other remedies, I was
cured by DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds"
Greatest sale OF any cough or lung
medicine in the world. At all drug.
gists; 50 ents and $1.00; guaranteed.
Trial bottle free.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-09-09
FiendIsh Suffering

is often caused by sores. ulcers nd
cancers, that eat away your skin.
VIM. Bedell, Of Flat Rock. Mich.
says: II have used Bucklins Arnica
Salve, for Ulcers, Sores and Cancers.
1t Is the best healing dressing | ever
found" Soothes and heals cuts, burns
and scalds. csc at all druggists;
guaranteed.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-09-09
CAUGHT

Tuesday morning n man having In
his possession a lot Of pocket knives,
corresponding In description and num-
Der to those stolen at Ration. was
caught at Walsenburg, Colo. and a
little later another was taken near the
same place. Both confessed to the
burglary and told where two Others
who had helped In the burglary might
be found. Sheriff Littrell Of Colfax
county went to Trinidad TO bring them
back.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-09-09
VICTIM OF

The friends of Mrs. Ella b. Sicily,
who was married In Silver City on the
10Th ult. to John F. Tregallis Mt Globe.
Arizona, are grieved to learn that she
Is the victim Of a designing and con
scienceless scoundrel. who now re-
poses in the ella county jail awaiting
o hearing upon serious charges. From
the published accounts he is the Tom
Shea who duped several persons at
Artesia, N. NJ, In the same manner
which he used at Globe.