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Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
II it rains when you have taken
your umbrella along you feel that a
mistake has been made somewhere
band is the smartest man ON earth, and
sometimes that is what she tells him.

When Il woman has had busy day
her husband often finds it is up to him
to get busy tn find the wherewith to
pay the bills that she has incurred.
Close contact with the street car hog
n enough to turn men from pork as
aS article of food.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
No Easy Matter.

Lulu's mother heard a great splash
ing in the bathroom and upon investi-
CATION found her little daughter stand
bedrahble condition.
why. you see, mamma" she ex-
planned, I've been trying to walk on
the water and it is no fools job, let
me tell Judge.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
Mad the Evidence.

Irate Father-It beats all where my
umbrellas 80 to. left one In the rack
last night, and now it's gone.
Willie-Alice's beau has got II.
Alice-Why. Willie! TIE idea!
Wiliie-Well, hast nishtswhen he was
going home I heard him Say that he
was only going to take Just ooe.--
Judge.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
As Ia Miss Meth nae le h

Methuseleh--I,ist II word with you,
young man.
His Daughters Suitor--What is IL.
sir?
Methuseleh have been calling
on my daughter 100 years now. and
Puck
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
The Whole Trouble.

Mrs. Starvem-Tm surprised to hear
you say you're having trouble to get
your money out Of Mr.. Starboard. He
always boosted that he paid as ne
went
Mrs. Bordem-Maybe he does, but I
can't get him to go-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

wa U. r. & n. Supreme Court ses-
s.oh Foresters Of America, Buffalo. N.
- august 1925; selling dates August
- and 10. Final return limit 80 days.
for further particulars call on OF
write c. w. MOUNT. General Agent,
" H. 4 N, Lewiston. Idaho.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

Gracious" she exclaimed. you look
hot.'
80 l hab," replied the man with the
handkerchief. "id's edOugh to bake Cd
dybody hot to hab cold like dts "a
subber. "-PhilAdelphla Press.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
so~eth,,s We. wre,..

Impecunious Friend TO business
man)-What! With big business like
this you can lend me only -? ! am
going to report this to Bradstreet's.-
Translated For Tales Prom MegRen-
Aoffer Batter
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
NJ Ea.,als

In Australia the bushmen who hrst hlled
the land ess
We're not men Of enterprise culture or
p00h
And the men with white faces who now
are At hand
Think . man In the town 10 worth tive
In the bsIsh
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

He is making a new kind Of cloth
he is going to call wild OATS
What's the idea?''
80 people can sew their Wild oats
on the sewing machine"
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

you doctors" ssid the G0thsmite.
don't seem able to make anything ont
Of this meningitis"
Don't, Ell? I'm making my ex-
penses out Of Houston Post.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
Only Natural.

into trouble"
What else could YOU expect? He's
always looking for it."-Chicago Rec.
ord Herald.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
Divided AlIeGiance.

What broke OF the engagement be-
tween Archie and the girl with the
sNburn hair?'
.Jea lousy."
"On whose partT'
Hers. She said he was too fond Of
his new automobile" - Chicago Trib-
me.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
THE HOOP SKIRTS.

The
hoop
skirts now
are coming in
the kind they used to
wear when grandma
looked just like churn
with slaves and bands
that flare When grandpa
wanted for to kiss my
grandma on the cheek he had
to climb up on chair and
stretch his kissing beak. and all
the sweetness 1t contained when
first he started in had got as cold a.
Ice and run all down upon his chin: 20
grandpa didn't think SO much OF them
tarachutes. and when he saw the FASH
ion go ne laughed, you bet your
b
t.
Detroit Free Press.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
Lisnited V1s1Oa.

And you never SAW any sea ser.
pents?"
mo. There was a big party Of us,
and one barrel didn't go far."-Atlanta
Constitution.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
A Pou Vav.

&e live for those who love Us.
But. II we'd ever press II
And ask them II they knew II.
fefhaps they'd Msvsr aGusas II.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

Not Nc Gve0teOt T1O0bh0.
Ars. 6tr0ng-Yes. I'm going TO ~
club. Hope you won't be Lonesome.
Her Hpsbapd-Oh. Ill, don't niDd
bsiAG .lonesone -Cnicaeo Inter Ocse4.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

Il want two seats for me and me
gal, the best in the house,
only"
WELL gimme two of them, and be
sure they are together. "-Browning's
Magazine.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

Seaside, North Beach, $1,000 round
trim, stopover at Portland. Final limit
September 80, via o. r. 4 N. If
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

He Is the stah war expert"
I think be 10 the sti6 war expert, :"
softly announced the man who dis
agreed with him.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
Affected His Evesiaht.

Zee that man over there!"
+ No. ] can't see him. ! owe him for
suit Of clothes"
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

First Owl-BlOw N.Y. feathers!
Wouldn't you like to be a peacock.
dear!
Second Owl-No, thanks. Fancy
making love with all those eyes on
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

A nearsighted
man cannot see
the point Of a
joke that is d.
rected at him.
One of the
hardest things
in the world is
to be Il back
number grace
fully.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

We work for such lot of things that
we don't know what to do with them
when we succeed in getting them.
While dead men tell no tales, they
sometimes leave wills that are quite
as interesting as any story book.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

From Life. =tstt
He-Aiss Passay Is wonderfully vel;
Informed on ancient history.
0Ae-Yss. she was always 4 grseA
sAgerver-p stroit Free Prses.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-08-08

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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-05-18


Do YOU realize. property owner, what the value
of the visit OF the National Editorial Association will
be to Chickasha1 Do you know that the advertising
the city will receive will add to the value Of every
foot of real estate? Will you do your part to make
the reception of the editors a successf
*
THE VISIT of the National Editorial Association
will be worth thousands of dollars to Chckasha and
Indian Territory. Let's go the limit to give the
newspaper boys rousing reception.
-
EVERYONE is interested in the young people who
will receive diplomas at the high school commence
ment this evening. Success to ouf graduates.
You MUST do your part to help entertain the
editors Getready to dig up literally when the com
mittee calls on you.
Xxx
THE STREET railway system seems TO be an as
sured fact A city park is the next thing the pro-
gram.
THE EDIroRs are coming June 10.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-05-18
A FINE FOUNDATION

SAYS A magazine writer: 'You must have no.
tced that almost everybody that amounts anything
spent his early life in the country The city schools
have great educational advantages they all up to
date Methods but the output Of the old red school
houses compares very favoraDy with that Of the city
SCHOOLS, for all that"
This is true of most men who are no longeryoung.
Conditions have changed somewhat within genera
tion, and many OF the younger successful are
city born and bred 1t still remains fact, however,
that the great majority Of the men who have written
their names above ordinary men were born in the
country and attended the country school where the
methods were primitive compared with those of the
present. but where there prevailed atmosphere that
is good for youth and men to breathe. The country
boy was taught the dignity and value of labor the
worth of economy, frugality and prudence and his
manhood was developed without hothouse methods If
he walked two three miles through the to the
school and chopped wood to make FIRE to make the
school tolerable he appreciated all the the
value of mastering his lessons He lived close to ma
ture, from whom he received many lessons Within
the good red blood and the daring enthusiasm of
youth in his veins, he ready for froc, fight
a footrace. He was at home on horse, and was
dexterous with the axe and rife. He honored his
father and mother respected authority and was de-
ferental to the aged. If war came he made ideal
soldier if peace prevailed he made good citizen If
he had ability and ambition that indefnable some
thing that makes climb and force their way to
the 'front.' he already had a solid foundation when he
lett the farm and the country schoo-house and ap-
peared in college, the forum the market place He
had had that fundamental training which makes men
He needed football to teach him courage aertness
or endurance. The earth and the air, the sunshine
and the Winds the wood and the had left their
imprint and no matter how high he might rise the
song they sang he could never forget
AS rule the leaders of men come from the coun-
try. This is peculiarly true of this country. Itmay
be less true the great urban population increases,
but then the country must remain a feeder Of
the city. The proportion of great has always
been in favor Of the country. American
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-05-18
OBSERVATIONS

WE HAVE observed
That Judgment is priced more highly than
memory.
That but very few people think for themselves.
That most people think the world is going to
ruin.
That fool does not know that he is void Of
brains.
That the condition of the weather has an in
fuence morals.
That but few people are willing to do the work
they can.
That most people desire to be considered smarter
than they really are.
That it takes little courage to advocate the prn-
cipes of the majority.
That people generally blame others for their own
faults
That an educated fool is the biggest Of all fools.
That some men like river-smaest at the
head and largest at the mouth.
That man born of woman and out of money is, in
few days, full of trouble.
That the humbug is the largest bug in the world
by Observer
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-05-18
FREMONT
GRAPE
JUICE

Wehave just received ship
ment Of the Famous FIRE.
mont Grape Juice. If you
are not feeling well and it
seems that the Spring Fever
will get the best of you try
a bottle Of this pure unfer-
mented Grape Juice it will
tone you up. II is a very
pleasant drink. Have you
noticed how much better a
great many people of Chick
asha look since they have
been trading with us1 That
shows they get something to
eat. Give us a trial if you
would look we'll and hearty.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-05-18

THE COMMITTEE appointed to solicit finds for
the entertainment o the Editorial Association did not
begin work today. For sufficient reasons it was
thought best to postpone action till Monday morning
At that time the will begin in earnest. This
is business proposition for Chickasha we'll as
matter of sentiment. Every city in the two territories
that is favored with their presence will open its doors
to the editors Chickasha must maintain her reputa-
ton for hospitality and must make it clear to her
visitors that she is the warmest town in the territory
the coming metropolis of the Southwest.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-05-18

THERE HAS been nightly little race suidide'' in
the Territory since the rolls closed remarks the Tahl
equah Herald The field parties have completed the
enrolment Of babies born since 1902 and find that
there are altogether 800 babies placed the rolls
4, 900 being in the Chickasaw and Chocaw nations,
400 in the Creek nation and 400 in the Seminole
country This Of course only represents the Indian
babies the Arkansawyers were not counted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
~LIvE STOCK INSURANCE.
Tennessee Patrons of District COmUrny
 Ct Their Money Back.

Washington, Oct. 23.-(Special.)- State Treasu' CT Reau E. Folk of Ten nessee. in his capacity as State Insur- ance Commissioner. has just finished and excellent piece of work n the pro- tection of the Tennessee patrons of the Interstate Live Stock Insurance Compa- ny. He settled with the company today for the last of the claims of the Ten. nessee policy holders.
 His efforts in this direction have made him an important figure in a ut tie drama of frenzied finance which was attempted to be enacted here and which culminated in the indictment of the in stigators for conspiracy to defraud.
 The Interstate Live Stock Insurance Company was chartered in the District of Columbia, late last year and was be- rnning to do considerable business. lts transactions being in the District. Ma ry1and, Pennsylvania. Kentucky. Ten nessee, Mississippi, and Texas. Mr Folk. in behalf of Tennesseeians. was the first State Commissioner to move in tbe matter. He had tho solvencv of thd company and the genuineness of if. alleged capital stock of $10o. .00o inyes- tisated. following correspondence with
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
NEGRO IS AFTER A JOB
KANSAS EDUCATOR WISHES TO
 SUCCEED LYONS.
W. T. Vernon Said to Have Backing of Booker Washington in Fight for the Georgia Darkcy's
 Position.

Washington, Oct 23.--(Special J. Some weeks ago there came out of the West a movement which ostensibly had for it's object opposition among Repub- licans to the further appointment of negroes to responsible positions for the Government at large from any South ern State.
 As the proposition appeared to have the support of the Western negroes. there being quite d number of them in Kansas. it was at first not easy to see what was the ulterior purpose involved. The Kansas eolored folk and their white Republican friends contcnded that as the negro was practically disfranchised in the South, there was no use giving him political rewards when he was po- litically powerless. Negroes in tht North, they insisted, voted and had their votes counted: and they ought to have representation in the offices-at- large of the Government.
 It transpires that the object of this peculiar movement is to provide good, easy place for William T. Vernon a noted negro educator of Kansas. who conducts an industrial school for his race at Quindaro. in that State. an in- stitution which is modelled somewhat after the order of the Tuskegee Insti- tute. His friends have their eyes cen- tered upon the Registership of the Treasury. which has been held by Southern negroes, Blanche K. Bruce of Mississippi, and Judson ". Lyons of Georgia, since the beginning of McKin- ley's first administration. The former died in once, and was succeeded by Judson ". Lyons, the present incumb- ent. Register Lyons has an excellent record in office, He has borne himself as n man of excellent sense. IL is not believed that a new appointment of a negro would afford any Improvement of the administration of the office All though he Is the Republican member for Georgia on the National Committee of the party. he has not allowed politics in any way to figure along with the discharge of his duties.
 The Kansas delegation in Congress are eager after the Registarshi.s eor their man Vernon, and 1t IS said they have the backing of Prof. Booker T Washington. R. II. Watkins
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24

the superirtendcnt )f insurance Tor the District of Columbia. with the result that 1t was found the company never had the money Tn bank as claimed, nor could IL produce any asset cohNerCoie into the sum required. It appears that not a cent of the capital stock was ever paid in, the whole thing being repre- scented by a passing back and forth Of endorsed papers.
 A Maryland policy holder last summer gave the grand jury inforamtton ot the transaction with the result that o. C.. Staples, d prominent hotel proprietor or this city and Jefferd. his attorney. also of this city, and two West Virginians, Fehr and Fitch were indicted for con spiracy to defraud.
 MT. Folk secured a settlement of most of the Tennessee claim last spring. Others remained to be settled which required more time for the perfecting of proof Commissioner Folk. having been info rmed that delay was likely to follow the indictment in the payment of the balance due in Tennessee, came to Washington for further investi- gation. He had taken every essential step and had declined every proposition for a compromise when Mir. Staples at torney called upon him and settled with him in full. SO that every Tennessee claimant against the Interstate Live Stock Insurance Company is now in- demuifed in cash. The aggregate of the claims is $4.9o0
 Mir. Folk left for Nashville tonight.
 Of the Tennessee Insurance Commits sior CTS work in the case Mir. Drake. the insurance superintendent for the District of Columbia spoke today in the highest praise, saying it had been Brilliant, courageous and without a flaw" ~.:: ~:*
 Mir Folk is a brother of Governor Joseph Folk, of Missouri l.:
 R. H. Watkins.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24

been busy in Washington. was among the committee which welcomed the President to Jacksonville Saturday. Mark Marroll, young man widely known in this city, Is recovring from an attack of fever.
 H. l.. Covington and T. A. Jennings. prominent business men and shippers of this city, are in Jacksonville for a few days.
 Fred w Marsh. clerk of the United States court, is in Tallahassee, making ready for the carly converting of the court there.
 Judge Charles Swayne of the Uni ted States court will reach Tallahassee next week to hold court.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
FIVE POLICEMEN SICK
PENSACOLA's PEACE ENFORCERS
 ARE LAID UP.
Believed That They Have Yellow Few err, Altheagh This Has Not Been Ozmc2alHy Pr0mounceA-Rail-
 road Traffic Delayed.

Pensacola, Fla, Oct. 23.-(Special.)-- Five policemen were reported on the sick list this morning, and there was a hustling around to fill the vacan- cies. Nearly all of the supernumerary Ofdcers had been on duty during the night and there was none to call on. . The officers who are on the sick list today are. C. R. Carter. Will Burn ham. N. J. Schmitz, H. L.. Brown and Frank Benjamin. These officers have been working on various beats during the past several days. and there is req son to believe that they have the pre- vailing fever. although their sickness has not yet been so pronounced.
 Chief Schad transferred Officer Murphy from the turnkey's desk to the beat, placing Patrol Driver Coberger at the desk and calling upon the sec ond driver to work overtime. This partially filled the gap and things went on smoothly
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
Pr,non OmciaIn Nfeet.

Lincoln, Neb. Oct. 23.-The National Warden Association held it's annual meeting here today in conjunction witn the session of the National Prison As sociation. The annual address was by the President James A. Leonard of Ohio. Major R. W. McClaughey, war den of the Federal prison at Fort Leav- enworth, Kan, spoke on practical gains in prison administration in America The chapIains held their annual meet ing this afternoon. with addresses nS
 the Chaplain. n J. Starr, of Ohio, Chaplain n. R. Imbrie of Pennsylvania and Chaplain E, $. Wright of Penn eylvaniaa
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
HERDING THE HUNGARIANs.
Chicago Company Has fits Employees II
 side a StOckade.

Stue a StOeAAUes
 Chicago. Oct. 23.--A mode of life somewhat resembling that of frontier settlements in early days was inaugur- ated today by coke company. with extensive ovens at South Deering.
 A grim stockade surrounds the plant. Three hundred Hungarians and Aus trian employees with their families, q population of 1000, will live and labor within the walls, practically cut off from the outer world. Hundreds of cottages and storebuildings and places of entertainment, including a dance hall. have been provided. The purpose of the stockade is not defence, but to make a modern colony of workers, who will not be continually changing em- ployment Curfew will ring at o'clock and ironclad rules will govern the lives of the workers.
 The dance hall was opened with a ball for the workers.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
Misslonary Society Omcers.

Indianapolis, Ind, Oct' zo'--I ,e ne Board of Managers of the Woman Home Missionary Society of the Meth odist Church today elected these ofn- cers: President. Mrs. Clinton B. FISK
 New York; First Vice. President Mrs Jane Bancroft Robinson, Detroit; Cor responding Secretary, Mrs. Della L-atn- TOD Williams, Delaware, O.: Treasurer
 Mrs. GenrKe H.. Thompson.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
aI.os PER CAPITA.
Tncrense in Circulation a Matter fO
 Pride, Snya Treat.

Pride, Says Treat.
 Washington. Oct. 23.--In his annual report, United States Treasurer Treat says that the continued increase in the circulation is matter for just pride and has attracted the admiration and attention of the financiers of the world During the year the general stock of money grew s7s605,729. mak- ing a per capita circulation of $31.0s.
 There was continued Increase in the proportion of gold and national bank notes in circulation and no other government has. ever held as much gold as the $74s,425,923 in the United States treasury in the middle of October. Ex- penditures during the past two years exceeded receipts by more than $64.- 900. .O00 accounted for by the purchase of the Panama Canal property
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
AT BIER OF HIS SON.

Herman Schultz, Craxed With Grief,
 Commits Suicide.
 New York. Oct 23.-Crazed with grief over the death of his son. who com mitted suicide with Illuminating gas last week, Herman Schultz shot him self through the head today while the funeral service was being read over the body of his son. and fell prostrate across the coffin, dead.
 Mrs. Schultz and her three daughters tainted and the funeral of the son was postponed that both the father and son might be buried together.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24

were a number of errors cited by the defendants attorneys during the re- view of the case. and most of them were upheld by the higher tribunal. It is possible that the second trial of Vickery will take place at the post poned term of the criminal court next month.
 Vickery has been in the county jail here pending an adjudication of his case by the higher tribunal
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-10-24
BIJOU FAMILY THEATRE. Matinee Today 8 D. m.
RAILWAY CASUALTIES.
Figures for the Year Ending June 30. 1905.

Figures for the Near Endfng June 30
 1905
 Washington. Oct. 23.-During the twelve months ended June 30, 1905, SSG persons were killed and 13.7sS injured as the result of accidents on railroad trains. according to a report of the Interstate Commerce Commission is sued today
 Comparison with l904 shows an in- crease of eleven killed and 4,12S in- jured among passengers and employees, the increase in killed being wholly among passengers, while the number of employees killed shows a decrease or 106. There were 1,231 collisions and 1885 derailments, of which 163 collis- ions and 16S derailments affected pas senger trains. The damage to cars. engines and roadway by these acci- dents amounted to s2,41o,67L