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Graham guardian., 1905-09-08
Goods
New Styles
Low Prices

Our first shipment of fall and winter
goods are here. For correct STYLES, lat
est patterns and low prices they are not to
be beat. You will see the lovelieSt pat
ters of all late shades in Ginghams ever
shown. Everything new in BrilIiantines
the goods so well suited for this country.
In Outings we have patterns and the
finest goods. Outings for quilts as low
as &c. Heavy Shifting for men
and boys. The goods you need for the
school. New styles in embroidery and
laces, collars and waist goods. Everthing
new in white goods for party and we'd
ding dress from the finest cotton goods
TO the incest of all wool and silk. We
will have this season the banner brand of
Waists and suits and better assortment
for winter than you have ever seen here.
Our fine Shoes for women are here.
School Shoes for children. Received
this week: Winter Waists and Skirts,
Suits and boys school suits. Bring in
the keys for the buggy. Some one has
the key yet.
Graham guardian., 1905-09-08

The Hubbard Hay and Grain
Co., with Free Hubbard at the
head, has opened up business in
Stafford, having leased the house,
sheds and ground formerly oc-
cupied by the Stafford Lumber Co.
The Hubbard company will buy
aud sci grain either delivered or
in the field, guaranteeing the high
est cash price
Outings at the Boston Cash
Store for &c per yard. 1t
Graham guardian., 1905-09-08
Revolution

No sooner had peace between
Russia and Japan been decided on
than revolution broke out through
out Russia. Thousands of people
have been killed and wounded, and
the aristocrats are in mortal terror.
Graham guardian., 1905-09-08


How can the editor of the SAT-
ord Tar Dodger reconcile his
frantic efforts, through the Tda
Dodger, to assist the mining CON-
panies in defeating the tax that
has been levied against them with
the speech be made in the Layton
grove on Labor Day. The one
effort is directly opposed to the
other, In which place, as speaker
or writer, Is the editor OF the Tar
Dodger honest, or is he honest in
either placei We have heard it
asserted on the streets that he is
paid for writing what he does
by Mr., O'Bryan, but this is
not conclusive. He may be paid
also for his speach making, and
if he is paid for both, is he
honest in either2 He stands con-
victed, by his own words and
writing, of unfairness. Either
what he writes is not honest or
he is dishonest when he speaks.
Graham guardian., 1905-09-08
Layton Items
eENERAL coMMIrrnE MERrINd

A meeting of the general COM
mittee on Labor Day celebration
was held at tho residence Of
Roderic Williams on Wednesday
night but as the business was not
completed it was decided to pub
lish the full report in the local
papers next week.
Mrs. Ida Smoot Dusenberry and
Mrs. Beatie, left on the south
bound train on Tuesday, to VISIT
the settlements in Old Mexico.
These ladies were here in the in.
rerest Of the female relief society
which met in conference last Fri
day. The instructions of the
visitors as we'll as those of the
local authorities was appreciated.
Several addresses were given by
these same Ladies during the
Stake Conference on Saturday and
Sunday.
The visitots were full of appre.
citation of the natural resources OF
the Gila valley, the unsurpassed
climate and the matchless people
residing here. They viewed the
landscape from the tower of Lay
ton church and almost imagined
they were on Ensign Peak in the
famous Salt Lake valley.
Graham guardian., 1905-09-08
The Stafford Bakery, Mrs. B Kruger Prop

You will find main street opposite the new Bank bud.
ing We keep everything that cooked frstcass Bak-
cry Bread like mother used to makep Cakes Pies Cook
les, etc. It is our pleasure to accommodate you.
Graham guardian., 1905-09-08

Just received a car of stoves and
ranges at 0lney Hdw. Co, 2t
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

Professor Ellie MetchnikofE, a pro-
feSsor in the Pasteur institute at Paris,
who ls described as lone of the fore
most scientists In the world" has
come forward with what he believes
TO be fresh proofs of mans blood re-
lationship to the Rnthropoid ape. In
cidentally he calmly brushes aside all
religion with the statement that it in
wolves the idea Of the supernatura
origin Of man and lie consequently abb
surd. OF course, this should settle the
whole question, but probably it will
not. There can be no possible ob1ec-
Sion to a mans believing that he Is
descended from an ape, but there
ahould be no objection to another
man's holding the contrary, and In the
case in question one mans theory Is
a. good as another's, Professor Metch.
nikofrs proofs to the contrary not.
withstanding. II they really were
proofs nobody could question them; as
IL Ia. a majority of people do question
them.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09
Bald Heads and Disease.

There are advantages accruing even
from bald heads. 1t is pointed out by
q writer in a medical journal that bald
headed men never suffer from con-
sumption and that tendency to balQ'
ness Is an assurance that the dreadeo
scourge will pass over him whose
thatch grows thin,
At first glance it would seem absurd
to argue that a mans hair Is indica*
tive Of his immunity from disease Dug
the writer who advances this mover
theory declares that in the Ave years
during which he seriously added a rec
ord Of his patients hair or lack OF IL
his case cards have failed to show .
single instance Of "bald" being entereu
upon the card of a consumptive.
He had under treatment more tnan
TOO cases and he makes the furtneE
statement that in a census OF more
than 5000 tuberculosis cases he ralIeu
to discover a single sui ferer VINO wa"
bald.
He makes no effort to explain LII"
theory upon medical grounds, Dut slAu
ply offers the results Of his observa.
tons for the benefit of the profeSsiO-
and has invited his brother physician'
to write him of any case Of bald
headed consumptfve coming unue-
their observation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

away his game. Then he comes near
the shady side of the fly, gapes and
sucks him in, just like a wolf snatch
ing sheep from the fold or an eagle
a goose from the yard. This done, he
disappears beneath the ripple. The
fishermen understand these maneu-
Vers. but they do not make any use
Of these flies for a bait for the fsh, for
If the human hand lays hold OF them
they lose their natural color, their
wings fray and they become uneatable
to the fish. So for this reason they
MI Se no use Of them, disliking them
because their nature forbids their can.
ture.
80 with angling craft they ourwit
the fish, devising a sort Of lure against
them. They lap lock of reddish wool
round the hook, and to the wool two
cocks feathers which grow under thu
Wattles, and are brought to the proner
color with wax. The rod is from six
10 ten feet long and the horsehair line
mas the same length. They lower the
lure Inc hsh Is attracted by the COL
Or excited draws close and, judging
from its beautiful appearance that II
VIII obtain marvellous banquet, forth.
with opens Its mouth, but is caught nv
the hook, and bitter, indeed. is the
1east 1t has, inasmuch az IL ia non-
tured."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

in that blackness. There were three
Of the deafening, roaring blasts, and
all was again still.
When the light came, red and un-
natural, a strange sight met our eyes.
1t was as If the bottom of the Pacific
was laid bare. We were helpless in
sea Of thick mud. The sulphur
fumes were choking, and we had to
take refuge below. Hour after hour
W. gasped, facing the probability Of a
der*h by sufocation. Suddenly we felt
that we were afoat. Whatever the
bank Of mud that held us, it had Is
appeared, and after a time we made
our way out of the gruesome spot.
When we reached Honolulu the crew
deserted. There's no luck in a shin
that has seen the bottom of the sea !"
they said.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09
The Drama Analysed.

Mrs. Craigie, better known to novel
readers under her pen name Of "John
Oliver Hobbes," has just come for
ward with a new dramatic generaliza-
ton, though she frankly admits that
in stating it she is but the selr-ap-
pointed mouthpiScs OF. a small girl of
her acquaintance who frequently &C
companies her theater-loving parents
to the play, According to this 9-year-
old authority all drama is to be d.
vidsd as fellows:
Tragedy is where you wear fancy
dress and get murdered.
"Just plays Is where you're like
other people and die Of illness or COM
NIT suicide. .
"And comedy Is where you 90
through with great deal and yet
live."-PhiladeIphia Ledger.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09
tiARb Ser 81 Trii.iE 81 I;El - y =
Why Britain saiIors Are H..
Fewer Every Year RrrIa 49,

why Britain saiIors Are
7 sAr Ax Dlalned.
troubling Hnglishmen ID tia 49, 49, esa
disappearanceNf the native Rlst, ,.,ss'Sa
man and the increase Of foraiE, = J, ~ ~
on British ships. Perceyal t.. eLslois
throws some light on the can.s Vsvua
says; The life ID not worth III, q
The whole truth of the aIFo,, ~ !, ss
the fact. The rates at whEch q Y y
must DO carried requires that ina !. = ~
food eaten shall be OF the ldwos4 W.. s..
cheapest quality. The Board - IN n. a.u
regulates the quantity and insrsasauss
certain variety, but q speak gr,o, ,,sss :
perience) this Rvails NOTHING u ~. ~
the fare ordinarily palatabIe FL aAs
pie is biscuit, salt beef and salt 80 ~
Meals are eaten In the forooss IN.
WV 49, 80 t n % = Dench Y rarity,
plates, knives, forks and other ac,, Nv
ment. The ship only gives the 49,
and the bare hunks. VS
1.-THE wage Of sailor Ia a,,y...
small. Taking recent years / tb,nr : :.
fair average Of the monthly waea ,ros.
home ports would be $40. II mas s..
that no sailor can bring ur a fam,,..
or keep q wife, and it certainly mean.
that no man can hope to So We eno,,oh
to insure some provision for h,a IA
age. AS matter of fact, | never MAJ -
a seaman who attempted to-. The mon.
ey goes as soon as it is received 4
establishing as sharp contrast a. M.
Sible with the aching discomfort ann
barrsnness of life at sea. The man
has no appetite for delicacles. Whan
ais term Of bitter hardship is at M
end he Graves for the strong meats n
ruinous dissipation; and, the money
gone, he has no option but to shin
again as soon as possible and earn
some more.
"1n 1899 I shipped in Philadelphia a
able seaman aboard a wooden full.
rugged ship. There were seven abla
Seamen besides myself four ordinary
seamen and a boy. We had a fearful
passage Of 176 days, durins which We
lost four A. BIS and the boy. Dur
ing thirty days off the HoIn all hands
were called twenty-five times; we ran
short Of water and food ard when We
loosed the halyards in Sacramento Bay
we were too done up to lower away
and let the yards come crashing down
on to the caps. 1t was about as hard
passage as a ships company ever eY.
perienced.
Next day we were paid of. Ny
wages were $12, and were the best Of
those received by the able Beamen. The
ordinary seamen drew under $40. The
boarding masters In sanity Philadsl.
phia had eaten us up, and within 4
week most of US were at sea again.
was ashore only eight days, and then
had to give note for two months pay
In order to get ON ship" .a.H
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09
FLY FISHING IN ANTIQUITY.

Greek Writer of the Third Century Da.
scribes the Practice.
PROBABLY few fishermen are aware
that fly fishing dates back to classic
times. A minute description of the
artificial fly as used by Macedonian
anglers Is given by Aelian, a Greek
writer Of the third century A, D.. ss
follows:
Between Berea and Thessalon,cs
there flows a river, Astraeus by name
and there in 1t fishes of a spotted color
but by what name people Of those
parts call them 1t Is better to ssk
Macedonians. At any rate these f,sn
live upon the native flies which fan
into the river and are like no flies oc
any other part; one would neither va II
them wasplike in appearance, aor
would one reply to a question that This
creature is formed like what we call
the humble bees, nor yet like the honey
bees themselves. 1t has really the pron-
er fashion Of each Of the above n
audacity 1t Is like ny, In size IL MIGHT
be called humble bee, in color it II.
walls the wasp and it buzzes like tho
honey bees. All common Creatures ~
this sort are called hore tails. Thase
pitch upon the stream to seek the rood
they affect, but cannot help being sson
by the fish which swim underneath
so whenever one Of them seas tha
fly floating he comes softly. avtD,
ming under the water, afraid Of d.a.
turbing the surface and % scarinp
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09
A WEIRD EXPERIENCE.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..


An appearance Of a new island in
the Japanese seas calls to mind other
rapid risings of land in the ocean. An
island suddenly came to light off the
coast Of Sicily, remained for two
months, and as quickly disappeared
Sabrina, near the Azores, retired from
public life before 1t was fairly chart
ed. The Gulf of Mexico has witnessed
the advent and subsistence of small ia
lands. These upheayals of the bed Of
the ocean suggest all sorts of mysteries
connected with the unknown depths.
An uncanny experience Is related in
the Pail Mall Magazine:
Our ship was out twenty three days
from Manila to the Sandwich Islands.
It was silent, dead-black night. The
lead showed deep sea. Suddenly we
felt as If we had grounded. The mate
suggested a sunken wreck, but the
skipper stuck to the theory of earth
quake. Subsequent events showed
that he was right.
Daybreak revealed low and misty
sky. We lay as If becalmed in the
midst Of an oily sea, strangely discol-
ored in patches. Suddenly the water
trembled. l can use no other word.
The ship rolled and In the distance rose
a huge, balloon-shaped mass Of vapor.
steam or smoke. There was not the
slightest sound, but q long line of
chatting water stretched across the
streaky calmness. Then the vapor set
tied over all, and we could hear but
NOT see the seething and pouring water
all about us. The captain ordered a
bucketful to be drawn up. 1t was
hot, and smelled like gas works.
"H'mP remarked the old skipper, as
he shifted it. They're poking ND a
new continent. I wish we were out
Of it."
The air grew more oppressive every
moment. The vessel gave a gentle side
roll, and word was passed that we
were aground. Over went the lead and
came up covered with blue, oozy mud.
We were wallowing In sludge, the
darkness was pall-like and the atmos.
phere suffocatingly close. Then the air
vas rent with reports, awful to hsaS
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09
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! .EDITORlALS,z2 !
Opinions of Greet Papers important Subjects /
9 9 4 + f. & E.
8. 8 8 9

+ho+ be ns not exact humliatng terms unless sne
something dreadful to happen Russia ought to know W
ths time that Japan not to be frightened Dy anyway
brag about his tall and dreadful granomotne; ..,.
The Japanese need nobody to tell them tnat t'uSS =
o mower Is wiped out and with it her last cnance OF
ccasa in Manchura If Russian arrogance In presumns
to tell them what sort of peace terms they must name
scoo +hnm at all It influences them to operate win
oo+or onorov in Manchuria and strike blow on land
match the blow they recently struck on the Sea OF Japan
The more Russia e1asperates Japan by Exhibitions OF
dctatorial arrogance the greater her Illumination m
- - Sho VII, Inst,fv larger demands and harsher terms
nronoron as she makes necessary greater sacrnces o
apan in securing the legitimate fruits Of victoyChicago
Chronicle.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

We want popular verbs for several
operations introduced by modern
science. The X-rays, the Finsen
treatment for lupus. the operations Of
Eadium for cancer, and what not
what are the words for thess2 A
man Ii guillotined or hanged; his leg
amputated; he 10 trepanned. What is
It when he is rayed, Finsened, ra-
diumed2 We still want a wireless
word. What lie the synonym for tele-
phone when one speaks over the in
stsument to which photograph is
attached And have we finally agreed
that tomotor is the verb to travel by
automobile2
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09


A husband Is ashamed to be az
fectionRts in public; a woman not to
be.
A girl will always resist flirting If
there are no men or boys anywhere
around.
In a peek-a-boo shirt waist some
women remind one Of a man falling
out Of a balloon.
When a man Is young he wants to
marry and love, and money doesn't
count; when he 10 married he wants
money, and nothing else counts.-New
York Press.
Either the man who runs an auto
mobile has a lot Of money or he owes
a lot.
The fun Of pretending to like opera
more than vaudeville is that our
friends pretend to believe us.
It's queer how a woman will believe
everything In a historical novel and
doubt an encyclopedia.
A nice thing about marrying money
is everybody enyies you 10 much more
than you do yourself.
A girls idea Of romance Is a man
who wears q woman's ring on his
finger and looks sadly at it.
A man is more modest than the av-
erage woman, but she acts more SO.
When a man asks girl If she likes
strawberries she Is sure he Is making
love to her.
It Is queer that the less clothes q
woman has on to be in full dress the
more they cost her.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

Ever since nail was FIRST driven or
wheelbarrow frst mended the handy
man has been praised But the handy
woman has been taken for granted,
and her accomplishments have been
50 little celebrated that the woman of
the future 10 in danger of despising
and neglecting them. It would be a
broken, torn, Bhiftless, comfortless
world in which there was no Jill of
all trades. What does Jill do? First,
she is a skilful mender. The ugliest
three-cornered rent Is concealed by
her clever stitches. She has even been
known to add an embroidered vine to
skirt to assuage the grief of the
child who had torn her best frock.
On occasion, Jill can solder a hole In
a coffee pot or set broken pane Of
glass. She lie passed mistress in the
repair Of disabled toys, and is nurse
and doctor for sick cats and dogs.
Then what wonders she can work
with a hairpinI She can lock bureau
drawers and unlock trunks with that
useful instrument. She can extract a
bean from. the baby's ear and a reed
from a cabinet organ with the same
device. Jill Is a treasure In the kitch-
en-, for she can make a toothsome
something out Of nothing. While the
others are talking about what Is not
to be had for the unexpected guests,
she has killed hen and has it half
picked. Her minute pudding" is as
good as her "hurry-up cake" When
she 10 ten miles from q lemon, she
knows how to make an iced coffeO
which Is a fair substitute for nectar.
I'LL may pretend not to play the piano,
but everybody begs for her accom-
paniments. She does not daw, hut her
sketches keep restless children happy
on rainy day. Although she declares
she has not a single accomplishment,
there are people who would rather
hear her read aloud than hear any one
else sing. She IL not a trained nurse
but when she enters a gickroom she
seems to belong there, and IL Death
comes, she knows with what quiet
state he should be greeted. From the
cradle to the grave Jill is the right
woman in the right place, and the
world cannot spare her.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

down public meetings ana TO shoot
down persons who dared 70 partici.
pate In public professions. His next
step was to call a meeting OF the
heads OF the universities and colleges
and to advise them to raise the tuition
fees to 500 rubles to prevent the
matriculation Of poor students. a.
tyrant's advice Ii as good az high
wayman's command, and it is needless
to relate that Trepor was obeyed by
the pedagogues. Trepofe's reason was:
"Ths spread Of education among the
people is dangerous to the govern
ment." In that one sentence is con-
fessed the whole story OF the weak.
ness and rottenness of the Russian
government.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

III MIN charge OF q naval recruiting station 4uosS
e States give by far the largest proportion OF
$SSN recruits"
ESeS&H To be patriot, then, must Join the
army navy. The man who serves six years
is better patriot than the who three years.
The section of the country that furnishes the most re-
cruits is the most patriotic The patriotism Of country
measured them by the with which results are OBJ
tanned for the army and navy
What arrant nonsense this Isl What utter inappreca-
ton Of tho true meaning Of patriotism! What false
standard 1t by which the worth Of citizenship Is to
be tested
The highest test of patriotism is to lay down ones life
for his country In time Of this be necessary
But this is time Of What need Is there for this
supreme sacrifice? Does it follow that the who joins
the army for threeyear term in time Of is more
ready to lay life country II need arises
than the who home performs the duties
which come to him in civic life? thousand times no.
Every instinct Of the soul cries out against such
sumption.
be in readiness to fight in possible but improbable
It is for who will fight in the battles of peace The
greatest enemy of the United States Is from without
but from within.
The nation, the States the cities and the towns are
all wang contests with forces which undermining the
life of the state These contests between civic right
eousness and civic dshonor between manhood and honesty
on the hand and greed and corruption the other
These mighty contests which try the Of the
braVest hearts and the faith OF the most hopeful souls
1t takes patriotism Of high character fight these
battles But it Is this kind Of patriotism that the country
needs 1t Is this kind Of patriotism that the country
have the forces Of light to the forces of
darkness
when the American people will hesitate shed
the last drop Of their blood in its defense
But the country must be defended peace may the
time when all of people will understand the
the Republic is doomed With it the victory "a sure
Kansas City World
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09
Not Piuin~ ADvRA

II want to get good dining room
table," said the customer ~ vo,, ""H
sell it to me right" O '"H
Il can do that" answered thu nm
prletor OF the furniture store. "Yo,,
nave come to the right place sor =
square deal" A"E u
But don't want a square des, =
want round cornered black walnut y
Chicago Tribune,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

Isuther Burbank, the Santa Rosa,
Cal, plant wizard, is said now to have
achieved the feat Of growing chestnuts
on trees only eighteen months old.
Chauncey Depew ought to get few
Of Mr.. Burbank's rapid action chest
nut trees for his conservatory.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

A French engineer thinks a railway
could be built around the earth, In
GLIDING q tunnel under Boring strait,
for $3.50 100000. Probably few more
thinks might cause him to alter his
figures q little.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

It sometimes happens that when a
man comes home about a. m. and
finds his wife waiting for him at the
head Of the stairs he imagines he Ia
a hlgamiat.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-09

One thing for which the public has
to be thankful il that 1t has been
sVared the details Of the Bowen
Loomis controversy. And over Il
measly little old $4,000 check. Hardly
with the trouble of investigating.