New-York tribune., 1905-11-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

DR.. Daniel Murphy, the Roman Catholic Arch
bishop of Tasmania, who recently celebrated ms
nnetynrst birthday and the diamond jubilee OF MS
enircopate once made a Jest that amused the late
Pope Leo. At the close of a farewell audience in
the early SOS the Pope said: well, brother, 1
suppose this is the last time we shall meet In this
world" But in the early eos Dr. Murphy turned
up again at the Vatican. reminded Pope Leo of his
pessimistic prophecy, and added: $50 you see you
are not nfallible after all"
Overheard.-"Ah. Lady B. had the pleasure
of meeting you last year. And how Is your dear
MY little boy is quite well. thank you.
one of the two london Globe.
If ia not uncommon for a lawyer IN this country
to be fined for expressing his contempt of court
verbally but abroad barristers are held to
stricter accountability. During a recent case at
Darrnstadt one Of the counsel was declared by the
iudss to have looked at him 'in manner highly
disrespectful." For this offence the counsel was
fined s10 An appeal has been taken and when IL is
heard the appellants counsel is going to demand
exnert testimony on respectful and disrespecttuI
glances
THE FAMILY's THANKSGIVING.
The Mother.
I'm thankful that 1 made a match
For Elsie; she's secured the catch,
The seasons prize I think you see
Hoy 0G 6s 0aeg mSesfs 9Re sea6n s9sy no face
IS more often. often than an my ~ GTfee stvie
So if their outfits cost PIE
That they have made big success.
And in attention which we get,
That we're the envy OF our set
The Daughter.
IN m social ocGiA5 circles ire est that I'm 1T;
That at small dance or formal ball
/ really cannot dance with all
who press to ask that my fowero
That nv fine dresses and my pearls
Exceed those of the other girls
To print while at May Jones's they laugh
She tries SO hard to get in,
Foor thing, It is a perfect sin!
In thankful we NAL make j. such don+ sh0w R@ow
The Son
I'm thankful first 1 alive,
That football ball game g3es I o{d did dsd survive
Hospital board the best of course.
And tSaakfa lons sy toe 6sFf tRSy so away wal enforce
And pa paid up the damage done
When our class the rush had won.
The Father.
I'm thankful that have job
sufflcient for the family mob
That from the rise to set of sun
l can work. while they have fun .or.,.-,
oese has been reported in Germany which sue
gests the curative value of fear. The subject an
old woman, had been bedridden on account OF
oaraIvsis for ten years. Last August a tempest
burst in the region where she lived Hail destroyed
the vineyards. A gale shook the houses. Pren1a-
ture darkness settling down caused general terror
The old paralytic Influenced by fear, leaped from
her bed There has been relapse, and she may
be set down. perhaps. as the only case Of cure by
tempest
Did you feel at all embarrassed when the count
asked you for your daughter? go
Oh, no; not at all e had an III nterpreJef t ty r. WIN a
swer him in French."-(Chicago Record-Herald
.rbe Freeborn Courier of Iowa is an enter pris-
ing paper which always does its best TO be strictly
IN 70 date in its news I'VE always try our best"
n saws .'to get ahead of everybody. and some
t,rnas we succeed Sometimes we get lost IN the
SCOOP On Monday were scooped clean by Will
lam Bakeweus good luck in having n daughter
lust an hour after had gone to press, while our
rivals machinery being in the hands of the black
smith they able to include it In special
par 1t was annoying. but we have them this time
They are left clean out in the cold. Just go
70 press tonight Oscar SanbOrn is having three
fingers cut off by threshing machine. doctor
has been sent for We shall publish special edi-
ton tomorrow with full details of the intelligence
We hatter ourselves that this is hard to beat"
Unorthodox.-The Butcher have some very
Sugar cured, Oh. mercy. no! I'm a Christian
Scientist "-(Brooklyn Life
handy word much misused is phenomenon"
THE London Globe heard a man explaining
its meaning to a friend He did 1t as follows:
Now If you see a in a medder' ne said.
ddacticalIy. that's not a phinomeena- It's a
pretty animal and what not but 1t amt phino-
meena And II you see a thistle in rnedder. that
amt pninomeena- Nor II you see a lark In the
medder that amt phinomeena- It's pretty bird
and what not. but It amt phinomeena- But II
you was TO see that sitting on that thistle and
singing like that lark that would be a phino-
meena" His friend said yes. he saw now
Not There.-"Judge," said Mrs. Staryem TO the
magistrate who had recently come 10 board with
her s'I'm particularly anxious have you try this
chicken SOUP ,..ata .ors