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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-10-09
Societies Of Diocese Observe
Father Mathew Birthday.
SERVICES AT The CATHEDRAL
Taunton CowsrksTs and Brscston Band
Withdraw From Line on Account Of
kon- -Unlsn Musicians from Newport

The annual church parade OF the Catho-
iic Total Abstinence society OF the ProV-
dence diocese in observance of the anni-
versary = th<Virth OF Father Mathew,
was held in this city yesterday afternoon,
but il was not the success anticipated.
on account Of a misunderstanding over
the consistency OF n non-union, or military
band from Fort Adams. Newport being
permitted 10 take part I'm the procession
eide by side with union bands. Burke's
band of Brockton. that came with the
temperance advocates from Taunton, reg
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-10-09

do YOU think II is honest for man
TO accept money for a campa gn fund.-"
"Why. yes" answered Senator Sorg
hum. ~ he really turns IL over 10 the
fund Washington Star.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-10-09

She-Do YOU believe men are as brave
now as they used 10 he.
He-sure just see the poetry some
men write now. .--Yonkers Statesman.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-10-09

John Mulin was held in 500 by Judge
Rueckert today for trial Friday for in
decent behavior.
James Leavy. Il years old. was fined s3
I'm the Sixth district court today for play
ing craps on Sunday.
Mary Downey was committed TO the
state hospital for the insane today by
order of Judge Rueckert.
Allen Stone OF 2S shawmut street was
bitten on the side by a dog when on Ham
ilton street yesterday afternoon.
Hose II responded TO "A still alarm at
Has o'clock yesterday morning for a
chimney fire az l63 Lenox street.
William Stevenson was fined 500 and
costs in the Sixth district court today for
stealing metal valued at So from Henry A.
Baacke.
William Cannon was sentenced TO the
state workhouse for six months by Judge
Rueckert today for being common
drunkard.
Arthur Montplisers barber shop was
entered last night by tearing screen
from rear window. bundle OF laundry
was stolen.
John league was fined so and costs In
the Sixth district court today for breaking
glass, valued at sl.75 in a building belong
ing 10 John Maroney.
Raraele CearameIla and Erneste Ciplll.
small boys. were held for the grand Jury
by Judge Rueckert today for entering the
eA1.. nf he 1r,.
stealing knife.
Fred Greasy, l6 years old. colored, was
sentenced to the reform school during his
minority by Judge Rueckert this morning
for stealing n bicycle from Simon Zukcr
and a pair OF shoes from Morris Strass-
muck.
The fregAt shed OF the Providence
Newport and Fall River Steamboat com
pany on Dyer street was broken into Sat.
urday night. Four express packages con
tanning tobacco. cigars and other mer
chandise were taken
PatroIman Pelrine OF the Third station
was bitten upon his right ankle by a bull
dog at 40 O'Clock this morning. The
| dog belongs TO Jerry Campbell OF 19S Hop,
street and ran from Campbells yard q
attack Pelrine as he was riding by on hii
| bicycle.
horse attached 20 a buggy. the prop
erty OF A. H. Barney. ran away on Penr
| street yesterday afternoon. sprntins
down Broadway and Fountain street. e
Exchange place. where II was caught. Th,
animal freed itself from the wrecked
| buggy when on Fountain street. TIL,
| horse sustained several cuts.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
GOT RID OF HIS DOG.

THE junior partner entered the office with his face
/ aglow.
'What's upq Inherited fortuneq" asked his partner
"No. Better than that It's about my dog You see
when wife went abroad this year she insisted that
spend the at of the suburbs console myself
last week bought dog.
sThe first night the landady informed me that the dog
mad, and that she would not keep him another day
So started out to get rid of him. But this was sooner
said than done tried to drown him. but was so fond of
him that when he struggled
him to cart at distance from the house, but when
returned he sitting the doorstep waiting for me-
FINALLY, yesterday, determined to bring him to town
with and lose him. So this morning put him into the
baggageoar and when reached the Grand Central went
back to the car to get him There the baggageman met
. Fifty cents, he said.
g What for?'
'tsFor taking Of your dog
tttNot much said I. I won't pay it,
6 You won't he snarled. Then III keep your dog
z Thank heavensp I almost shouted. sThe dogs
yours New York Sun
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
SWIFT REVENGE OF A SMALL BOY.

WAS taking luncheon with friend the other day who
has little boy about years DID, writes A. P. A., in
Hapers Magazine. AS very special favor and to please
me, his mother allowed him to to the table, telling
that she could promise that he would behave in the
proper manner, she had tried him before.
The bright little fellow behaved very we'll thru the first
part Of the lunch and his mother feeling quite proud
Of him. When the dessert the table, and proved
be ice his favorte dessert the small boy wanted
second help This his mother would not allow him.
'tIf you don't give some' he said, stI'n tell on
you"
His mother still refused and the youngser called out
IF don't give it before I'll tell
One, two, three four fve six seven, eight nine, ten
His mother still paid attention to him. and he shouted
out:
my pants made out Of the window curtain''
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27


several days. Perhaps it as MOTHER ABOUT IT.
his mother said maybe he didn't have any real heart May
be he would fall in love- he my expected he would
if he only waited till the right girl along; he supposed
possibly his duty himself wife and found
home and become established part society instead Of
Above ALL he getting tired of his mothers
that he'd give in time in of sheer
and it might be better to do when he calmly able
to decide that he really making mistake.
He liked Constance sincerely tho he had not observed any
utterng of his heart sight Of her and had lost sleep
composing poems about her. It might be we'll to marry
Constance if she would have him. So about month after
she had returned home Robert started for Boston. He did
not say muc but his mother had wild hopes for be-
fore had he gone as far as this. = E+..-.
cit will be the crownng joy of my life when Robert is
married. she told her most intimate friends II shall feel
happy and then I've worried about what
girl he would marry because know Of his ntelli-
gence and intuition would pick out the wrong kind Of
girl AndI expect-that is-wel, Constance Rofe
when she visited me- didn't you? Such entirely admir-
able girl! Robert has gone there hardly wait to
hear from him. 7 this time settles it." 49,.
It did The first evening Robert called at the Rofes in
he victim a little blonde who
couldn't tell piano from haysack and whose social tact
comprised in opening her lips that any
knew Of He married her week later and then
bered to write to his mother about it.
WE'LL his mother angry and upset that she hasn't
shown the slightest signs of orgvng him yet and refuses
meet his wife, She she has desire to become
quained with snip Of girl who could steal away the only
of old who has nothing else to live forCh
cago News.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
TWO INTERPRETATIONS.

REPRESENTATIVE BURLESON of Texas raises what
N would be termed in his state mighty'' lot Of cotton
He is oftentmes unable to get labor to pick it. During the
last picking the negroes got up big revival
meeting and there was little work done and hundreds Of
pounds of cotton being lost Some Of the best pckers
'got religion and went off to preach One Of the best
hands on the place Mr. Burleson morning and
told him of a vision.
~ de big white clouds a-ron' aroun an atumbin'
an aturnin, an dem clouds de letters P G. in
blaziD fire. 1'" "
t. We'll what of it? Mr. Bureson asked suspectng that
his coonpicker had 'got regon' ''What do you think
those letters P. G. stood for?" .-.. 80. -.
tsDey stan for Preach Christ' declared the darky,
can means Use got to go out an preach"
'The letters G. stand for Pick Cotton, and you get
your sack and go out the devil will get you sure'
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
A JOKE ON THE DOCTOR.

BALTIMORE physician says that recently he boarded
!. "A Charles street that sadly overcrowded He
observed big German prawled area sufficient
seat two at least while just him stood
poor, hanging to strap Indignant at this
exhibition of selshness the part of the German the
physician tapped him the shoulder, saying:
t1See here! Why don't you move little 50 that this
tired woman may have seatq"
For moment the German looked dazed. Then broad
smile spread over his countenance he answered:
Say, dot joke you, all right! Dots my
-Harper's Weekly
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27


Then Mrs. Kicks returned
from visit to an old school
friend in Boston and brought
back with her the school
friends daughter. She had
written Robert reams concern
ing her new find, so he was pre-
pared. He knew by heart that
Constance was brunette Juno,
that her musical talent was pro-
digious, her sweetness a marvel,
her tact and fascination above
par. The funny thing about it
was that she lived up to the de-
scription. There was really no
reason why any sane man
should not have Immediately
fallen in love with Constance
unless his mind was made up
not to do so.
''But don't you thing she's
a lovely girl, Robert?'' inquired
his mother, almost tearfully, one
evening after her guest had re-
tired.
Robert always agreed that
she was.
''Then why--'' began his
mother and continued at some
length.
Roha,.t .,onlonoI on,;,,olu Go.,
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
HEADQUARTERS HOTEL.
WATCH 'EM BOTH.

A WATCHMAN who has been engaged by the directors
~ Of Australian bank had brought with him good
recommendations The chairman Of the board sent for him
and proceeded to ''post him up'' as to his duties
we James, began this is your first job of this
kind, isn't it?''
eyes, SIR
t'Your duty must be to exercise vigilance
'sYes, SIR .--
emo stranger must be allowed the bank night
under any pretext whatever" r.. 4
'No, sir.'
And manageable is good man, honest and trust
worthy but it will be duty to keep him.
''But it will be hard to watch two and the bank
at the same time.'' 49,. c:' - .-a
''Two men? How9' *-
"Why, sir, it only yesterday that the manager
called in for talk and he said you of the
best in the city, but it would be just we'll to keep
both eyes you and let the directors know if you hung
about after hours. .''-London Answers. t..:
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
A String Of Good Stories
HEADQUARTERS NO GOOD.
s. cannot tel how the truth may be;
say the tale ~ twas said to mo.

CPEAKING about hotels, began old timer ''I
y member old Indian who kept hotel at White
Earth in early days The redskin made good living His
place popular with hunters because Of the ability Of the
Indian guides for the but account Of the
accommodations offered in the hotel It was, in fact
count Of the poor service the hosey that suggested the
idea to white man Of opening hotel that kept by
the Indian.
Over the hotel bright sign hung It read
HEADQUARTERS HOTEL
When the Indian saw his competitors sign he at
decided that he should also have one and the next day
sign placed the Indians hotel. It read
HEADQUARTERS HOTEL.
No heard Of Hindquarters hotel remarked
friend to the Indian day. why did you select such
name - .-.~
Because hndquarters heap best the prompt reply
Headquarters good = Fargo Forum.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27

the world nobody had time find out occupied
they wondering what Roberts mother would do next to
lead her son matrimonial paths Getting him settled
for life her the kind Of mental relaxation that
embroidering of pillows is to other women
Every once in while she would be cheered by thinking
found exactly the girl who calculated to
appeal to then ensued strenuous period which
the young artfuy thrown at his modest head 1t
Emmeline chanced be the favore Robert had Emmelne
with oatmeal in the morning and at night the
favored with her praises and the pudding was tnc
ued with Emmeine If he escaped having the young
dragged in to play cards after dinner he was in luck
Through it all Robert bore patiently TO his mother
arguments he answered, with the simplicity of from
time mmemorial that he wouldn't get married because he
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
? GET THE AK.

I IECTOR DE CASTRO, the American consul to Rome,
| received last month from friend in New York the
following facetious ntimaton Of Roman visit:
tsI will roam to Rome for the winter
''Has Rome aroma?
"You cannot read in Rome at night,
$50 poor's the Roman candlelight
GAS the Tiber is swift stream suppose that to
on it one must be good rowman.
eff I meet any Roman beggars, will do vatican
forum" @
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
What the Market Affords

Turkey, % cents pound.
Young goose, Is cents pound -sa.. a.~ace
Duck Is cents pound.
Spring chickens, Is cents fowl, 121a cents pound.
Blue point OYSTERS 25 cents dozen unopened 40 CENTS
opened <~ A..
Bulk oysters 40 and so cents a quart dr.
American cream cheese 20 cents pound. ..
Cranben1es, Is cents quart.
Potatoes, rs cents bushel.
Sweet potatoes, pounds for 25 cents. ,"<- ~
Cider, 35 cents gallon. .... VA.
Fresh eggs 50 cents dozen; storage eggs 25 cents
dozen. y H., i.
Grape fruit, s. IL and Is cents. .a. -
Oranges 25 IS and 40 cents Dozen
Mixed nuts, 20 cents pound. ~
Figs, Is cents pound. &3...% -.. 3.
Dates, 10 cents a pound -
Thanksgiving shopping will keep the housewives busy
tomorrow Turkeys remain at the price quoted last
week and the weather will probably keep them there.
young GOOSE duck chicken will probably be chosen by
the who has small family to cater for turkey
would offer such endless succession of dishes
after the holiday feast Chicken pie is staple Thanks
giving dish among New England people the fowl
is much cheaper than the young chickens There will be
splendid variety Of greens for Salads lettuce endve
cres radishes and celery at the usual price, with tomatoes
cucumbers and peppers for those who willing to
pay the higher price for delicacies out of season.
1t the turkey to be carved the table it should
appropriately garnshed Tiny red apples NAV TOP the drum
sticks the bird parsley in which
spngs OF barbey tiny cubes Of bright red jelly are
Ill carving is QOne DeIOTe the the
table elaborate gaishes may be sed mushroom
oyster croquettes baked stuffed with breadcrumbs
and wanus stuffed peppers suggested attractive
and appetizng Halves Of sweet picked peaches with
almond kernel very toohsome tho bright as the
Others
The nnee pie, which by may omitted, may
be slightly heated and then sent blazing to the table bv
pouring little brandy and lighting it. This is better
than putting liquor into the pies z.-...-4 ....
cold sweet to follow may be this very easy one Boil
cup of sugar with of water till threads then beat it
slowly into the stiff whites Of three eggs and when cold
fold this into pint of whipped Flavor put into
small pail mould pack in ice and salt five hours and
in small glasses. few macaroons crumbed into
POWDER may be put if you choose they are really an
improvement
new way of preparing after-dnner cheese will be
found worth trying Put two thirds of cup of salted
almonds twice thru the meatchopper and with cup
OF grated American cheese add very little SALT pinch
cayenne, and dessertspoonfu Of brandy we'll press
into small mould until needed turn OUT and pass salted
waters with it.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
MIR. CHAMBERLAIN'S REHEARSAL.

MAR. CHAMBERLAIN time rather given to
Yl sawng the air. with his when alone, preparing
one speeches. Once he issued order that
strangers were not to be shown his orchid houses
II will not have my orchids broken,'' he said to his
gardener, pointing spoiled valuable specimen ''I sup
pose you ddn't happen to it doneq'
eyes, did, replied the gardener.
~What! You it done, and said nothng?"
ella NIr Chamberlain -~<@2=@@15
s'No, sir; hardly dared,' was the reply.
'sI insist on knowing who it was angrily said the
statesman. -. ~ ~ =
'sWel sir, it yourself, yesterday, while you
speechfying London Tt-Bits j.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
THE UTILITARIAN SCOT.


R JOHN CARR rather fond Of telling the following
~ story
While in Glasgow he asked by the magistrate to
give his advice concerning the inscription to be placed on the
Nelson monument, then just completed Sir John
ended brief and appropriate epigraph, 'sGlasgow
to Nelson
ttus so said Of the bailies, Eand the toon o.
Nelson's Neiston) close at hand might no. just say
'Glasgow Nelson, miles,, and it might
monument and milestone too. ''-TtBi
READY HIM.
II7HEN Representative Bartlett Of Georgia was trying his
Wv first the attorney opposed to him brow
beating a. witness
How far you standing from this defendant at the
time ~ the opposing counsel asked the witness.
Seven yards two feet and inches answered the
witness.
tPositive about that youq' inquired the lawyer
tsYes, positive, = the witness said. 9I thought
some fool lawyer would ask that question and I
ured it.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
READY FOR HIM.
COULDN'T SEE WHY

lAH OTHER, why should andladies object to childrens"
lYl asked the son and heir
How should know replied the parent; 9tbut go and
see what baby crying about and tell Johnny to stop throw
ing things at people the street, and make George and
fighting, and tell Dick il doesn't leave
blowing that tin trumpet II take it away from him. "
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
Getting Him Married

RS. RICKS stood alone, a wonder
among mothers, for she actually
wanted her son to marry. In
stead Of weeping over the time
when Robert should transfer his
affections to some other woman
than herself she urged him on. AS
for Robert, he hung back.
Whether it was the natural
stubbornness and disinclination Of
man to do that which is cheerfully
permitted or whether he had a
vague notion that somewhere he
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-27
THE CROSS COUNTER.

TWO debutantes lunching at table by window
tive been wondering all day. said the blonde why
you weren't invited to the Smith h-Smths'. -
The brunette with a sweet, clear laugh replied:
And I've been wondering all day. dear why YOU
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08

Ests antigua acseditada
Ia msjoY de la locaNdad,
Is removable todas sus existsncias
Z iHtToducido N extsnso suTtldo
de dTogas, pToductoS quimicos y
mSdicinas dc Patsnts de los pHn.
cipalsa Laboratories de Eu1opa;y
America.
RI jsts del s~stahlscImisnte,
qus cusAta 90 ahos dc sxpsrisn-
ola - tan dslicada protection. atisn.
de Embellishments. auxiliado 1oI
N .atsHgsats psTIoaal. Ssbal.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08
NEGOC|0 |MPORTANTE

En- la iurisdicci6nde Adiuntas , ba.
rrio do Tanama, SO vsnde una Hnca agri.
cola con magnffcos Observation-Disclosures,
contando entire estos una maquinaria
complete, movida por aqua para 10
elaboration del cafe. Tiene de cabida
Ia expresada inca quinientas cusrdas
en- 81 mayor. parte sembradas do aquel
fruto y con gran santidad de terrenos
propios para caias dulces, pastos de
maloiillo y demas trutos memories. All
mismo esta inca esta situada sobse
I'm esplendido vale regado por album
dantes ~quebradas desde donde 90 do
minan hermosos panoramas.
FL que la interese puede hacer per-
muta CON otra que tenga dc menos va
lor, devolviendo 81 resto en- dinsro y
para mas informes al que suscribe.
1913. FRANCISCO SOTO AMADoR.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08
HOTEL fla GUIANA
No 10 Gale ALLEN [FORTALEzA)
SAN JUAN, P. r.

Apartado 141. Telono 1871
Comidas q la Guiana, 8 la espa.
hola ya6 Ia criolls. Cocina econ6mi .
ca. Sc presta mucha ateneion & 10
1impieza On 81 aervicio de la mesa.
Habitaciones frescas y vsntilndas;
para una persona o familiA.
CuSrtos de BANJO y luz cl6ctrlca,
Cerca del tsatro. Sc admiLen pupilos
nensualeS CON TODD servlclo , abona.
los 9 conner solaments.
Sc trata a los h~uespedes con carl.
do y reSpeto.
PrecioA i[mitaioS.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08

20 IL Is.
Fists vapor conecta con los vapo-
res de esta ConpaHia para sw YSrk-
Sc recibs aaSga hasta las r delta.
ante de salida. Sc venden pasajssi
Ia oicina hasta las 4de 10 tarde
dia anterior & 81 salida.
FL vapor <VAS0e, llsv ando cargo
solamente, saldra para todos los puer-
tos de 10 Isla & las II de la noche u
las siguientes fethas: por 81 ESTE
Mayo 10 y "a, por oil oESTE Mayo
3, II y 81, admits eascA hasta LASH
del dia anterior 4 10 sahda
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08

tsVno. al dsSpacho de Las pTsscTip-
clones facultativas.
La major gaIantis de Osta ca
% o. 81 c1scisnts favor que 81 pd-
bllco sTscibsno IL dispsnsa l.
especial recommendation que los
principles medicos de la ciudad
AacsE de ella { sxs cllsntss
Sus precios son tan equitatl.
vos que no admiten competencia.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08
uInea Ferrea del 0este

BiEIdes barGtos para dias feStiuos
En- u clase de Capital 4 Bayam6n,
do y vuelta 81. ctvs.i en- % 10 ctvs.
En- II de Bayam6n & CataHo, ida y
is ctvs.; en- q 10 ctvs.
Billete ordinario de Capital & Gaia
10 On 2s clase q 3 ctvs'
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08

Dos vapores, el sSAN JUANs y
sARKAD.As hacen Wales regulares
entire New Orleans y Porto Rico lie.
vando p~asaieros y carga.
La carga para los vapares de Nue.
va York % recibira en- ell muelle5has.
sa IL del dia antes de salida, mo mas
tarde.
sERvICIO DE CABOTAJE. Ell
vapor <PORTo RICO aaldrG de San
Juan las de Ia madrugada para to.
dos los puertos de 10 Isla on les 81.
guientes techas:. por el ESTE, Mierco.
les Mayo 3, II, 81, por Of oESTE, Ma
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08
FL VOLCAN
DE
Jose Gonzalez Serrano

P~erfumeria, generoS de punto,
quincalla, ferreterfa, cr~istsleris, efsc
tos de esCritorio y obietos de novedat
y fantasia. FL ESTABLISHMENTS .Qut
mas barato vende en-
.AGUAS, Plaza Principal, P. R
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-08
Commentaries

ANGEL SUAREZ. Fabricante 8
tmportador dc sombreros. Fortaleza
So almacen San Francisco So.
FARMACIA y Droe uerls de Adol.
70 Iturrino Rivera. am ", P. r
Constants surtido Nc medieinas
freHoas importadau dc Europa , Ests
Unidos. Perfumerfa, Noveda-
des ete. Precios m6dicos.
FARKAOlA COLON, dc Ramon
Almaxan. Plaza Principal.