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Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
SOME USEFUL HINTS.
Matters That Are of Interest to the
Genuine Automobi1ist.

Matters That Are of Interest to the
Genuine Automobilist.
One of the first things required of the
genuine automobilist is that he mustn't
know anything about it. And. the sec
ond is like unto the first, which is that
a man should disregard his neighbors
as much as he loves himself. These
things being understood in the begin
ming, your standing among the frater-
nifty Is assured. Here are in addition q
few minor matters that need attention
When you start out be sure that your
mixture is correct Put about five gal
Ions of &c gasoline into your tank and
add to this a couple Of highballs for
yourself. You will be surprised how
much better the machine will run.
Upon the extreme care and minuteness
with which you examine your auto be-
fore starting out will depend the al
most absolute certainty Of breaking
down. Don't miss anything, therefore,
from the steering apparatus to the
spark plug. One the greatest things
about automobiling is the way At trains
the senses. BY practice you will get so
that you can pass through the most
beautiful scenery without being aware
Of it, thus acquiring that superb con-
centration necessary. And you will
soon be able to detect any unusual
smell and locate it at once.
Be sure to buy the most complete set
Of tools known and then before start
ing out take from them the one tool
you will most certainly need and leave
it carefully behind you. After awhile
this will become second nature, so that
you won't even have to think about 1t.
Remember that to keep your auto In
the best condition you must lubricate
it constantly To do this successfully
use, say, One-half as much cylinder oil
on the machinery as you use on your
self BY and by you can fell by the
way you feel whether everything Is In
good running shape or not. Do not be
discouraged if your carburetter gives
out, your batteries lay down on you,
your connecting rod refuses to connect
or you are confronted by Il missing
link in your chain. You are. Of course.
able to support yourself in luxury and
discomfort. or you wouldn't have Il mo
tor car anyway. so remember that
many man who has more money than
YOU has had the same things happen to
him. Always carry with YOU the King
James version Of the Bible. For your
purpose it Is far better than the re-
viSed version. The expressions are
more tcrse. And finally when you have
anything happen to you keep it secret
from the presence of your enemies.
But when YOU lie. lie openly. just as if
you believed it yourseE.-Life.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
REUSED LIFE NSUR INlE
i Was Afterward Cured by
Thompson's Barosma, Kid
ney and Liver Cure.

I had been confined to the house with
Kidney complaint for seven weeks and
was most of the time in bed. Some time
before / had been refused life insurance
as was told I could notllve many months
I began taking Thompson's Barosma,
Kidney and Liver Cure, and I am happy
to make the statement, which my, wife
viii affirm, that FIVE bottles of Barosna
completely cured me. Also I refer to any
of my neighbors as to the above facts
OasoN HOPKINS, Townville, Pa.
Thompson's Barosma works like magic
IA strong statement, but one borne out
By thousands of authentic testimonials.
Thompson's Barosna Soc. and $l.0O.
Hill Brothers, Druggists.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
How To Ward Off Old Age.

The most successful way OF
war4ing off the approach of old
age is to maintain a vigorous di-
gestion. This can be done by eat
ing only food suited to your age
and occupation, and when any dis
order of the stomach appears take
a dose of yChamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets to correct it,
If you have a weak stomach or
are troubled with indigestion, you
will find these tablets to be just
what you need. For sale by Hill
Bros.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
CHOICE MISCELLANY



A man who walked into the Bank OF
England the other day and laid a ten
pound note on the counter was surpris-
ed to hear the clerk say: We can't
cash this. The note was stopped TWEEN
ty-three years ago.
Over twenty years back the note was
stopped by clerk then in the employ
of one of the provincial branches OF
the London and County bank. 1t had
been brought in by an employee OF one
of the banks clients in order to be paid
into the clients account with some
loose change.
BY a strange oversight the clerk, aft
er jotting down the number Of the note
and after counting the change, omitted
to take the bank note. When he dis
covered his error, note and messenger
had disappeared. Neither was seen
again.
The clerk took counsel with a col
league ut the counter, and for the sake
of their own prospects the two young
men determined to say nothing about
the affair, but to bear the loss them
selves. Each paid e. to make good the
loss and stopped the number.
The man who presented the note for
payment the other day had found IT
among the papers of his father, who re-
Gently died.
The two clerks instrumental in STOP
ping the note were traced, and, though
both had left the, employ of the Lon
don and County bank long ago, each
has received back his Is after the lapse
Of twenty-three years.-LOndon Mail.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
EAGLES IN REAL LIFE.
They Do Sot Possess the Mad Feroc
ity One Reads About.

They Do Not Possess the Mad Feroc-
ity One Reads About.
Did the old eagle show fight? IS the
first query put by the casual listener.
I always see trace of diSappoint-
ment sweep over his countenance
when he hears the answer. The mo-
ment YOU speak of climbing to ali
eagles aerie the average man gets an
idea Of a narrowing tale Of the pho
tographer hanging to the edge OF a
cliff or the top of tree, with the OLD
eagles clawing out pound chunks at
every swoop. Few eagles possess tie
mad ferocity pictured and maSnlheu
by sensational story tellers. When we
first scrambled over powders of the
canyon up toward the nest | saw the
old eagle slip quietly from her egg
and skim out over the mountain top.
When strapped Oh the climbers u
ascend the tree l had one eye opened
for trouble. But each time we visited
the spot the parents silently dlsap,
peared and stayed away rs long as we
cared to hold possession. They kept Il
watchful eye, however, from the blue
distance overhead. For Il noble bird
like the eagle this abandoning of the
nest and young seemed to me cowardly
at first. Perhaps the long years or per-
secution have taught him something.
The first rule of self preservation OF
this pair seemed to be to keep half Il
mile distant from the animal that
lights with neither beak nor claw
Country Calendar.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Terrific Race With Death.

death was fast approaching, "
writes Ralph F. Fernandez OF
Tampa, Fla, describing his fearful
race with death, Gas a result OF
liver trouble and heart disease,
which had robbed me of sleep and
of all interest in life. I had tried
many, different doctors and sew
eral medicines, but got no benefit,
until I began to use Electric Bit.
tiers. So wonderful was their effect
that in three days l felt like a new
man, and today I am cured of all
nv troubles" Guaranteed at D.
A. Hcnaershot's drug store; price
soc.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy the Very Best

"I have been using Chamber
lain s Cough Remedy, and want to
say it is the best cough medicine
l have ever taken," says Geo. L.
Chubb, a merchant of Harlan,
Mich. There is no question about
it's being the best, as it will cure
a cough or cold in less time than
any other treatment. 1t should
always be kept in the house ready
for instant use, for a cold can be
cured in much less time when
promptly treated. For sale by
Hill Bros.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Care of the Horse.

Do not think that it makes no differ
ence bow many hours a horse is work
ed. Some horses are worked twelve
hours day. This is too much. Nine
hours is nearer the correct time. The
horse needs time to eat and rest, and If
he works q reasonable number Of hours
will do more than the one that gGcs to
the extreme.-Nationa StockmaSS.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Took 1t as Personal.

Daisy-Why was Maude Oldgirl so
angry about her photographs? Didn't
they fiatter ho'!
Maisie-Oh, they were as pretty as
the artist could make them, but on the
back of each one it said, The original
Of this picture is carefully preserved.
cleveland Leader.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Frank cramer,s Work Abroad.

As was to be expected, Cycling
Champion Frank Kramer had no trou-
BILE defeating Friol In his first match
in Paris. The American champion not
only beat the Frenchman In striking
fashion. but he supplied a new worlds
record for half kilometer. Naturally
he was we'll received by the followers
Of cycling IN France and Is booked for
plenty of match events during his two
months stay there. A cable report
says that in his second race Kramer
was beaten by Jenkins, who was a sec
ond rater in this country.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Some Wish IL Did.

A little -yca.'-O!d WAS watching
his mother rs she climbed on n chair TO
wind tie BIZ. OH fashioned clock. 1t
I'D stopped. IN AZ she kept on turn
ing the key tho ) grew very serious.
= if n great thOught had struck him.
Presently he asked:
Mamma. wien the clock stops does
time stop developments Maya
zine.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
IA Anticipation.

Now comes the time when linen suits
The populace will don,
And truly. new, they will be "beauts'
And comforts every one!
But then the laundryman will get
His grip upon the prize
And soon convert the fathers pet
To little Willie's SiZe
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Few 300 Per Cent Batters.

1t is predicted that there will be less
than six 800 hitters in each league this
year owing to the spit ball. Inasmuch
as each manager already claims to
have at least two sluggers Of the 300
persuasion under his wing, the prophets
hsd better stick to the weather.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
CAeerrulness.

Cheerfulness is one Of the universally
understood attributes. 1t is accepted
at its face value the world over. 1t
is the gold coin Of disposition. Indeed,
It is such q large part Of disposition
that it would almost seem to constitute
the whole Of it.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
An objection.

Mrs. Jones-W'hy don't you apply to
one Of the organized charities?
The Tramp-Well, you see, ma'am.
they're got such prejudice in favor
Sf workin'.-New York Press.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
Dfsenchantment After Marriage.

did Chumpleigh marry the widow
that he couldn't live Without"
"Yes, and now he's wondering how
her first husband managed to live with
her."-Town Topics.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18
NOTICE!

We want every man anu WoIneu III Oue
rrnited States Interested in the cure OF
Onium. Whiskey or other drug habits,
either for themselves or friends, to have
one Of DIR. woolley's books on these dis
eases. Write DR.. B. NJ. W oolley, Atlanta
Ga.. BOX 2s7, and one will be sent you tree
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18

How<at Happened.
Eyes, Dorothy has three children"
"Why, l thought she always said she
would have only one childT
"Yes-but they all came at once
Puck.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-18

lOl pun pooSS'
Models of Airships.
Models Of four airships are now sus-
pended from the ceiling in the east
hall, division of technology, Of the Ma
tional museum. Three of the airships
are the inventions Of Professor Lang
ley, secretary Of the Smithsonian insti-
tuition. The other airship Is model
Of the invention of ]. Stringfellow Of
England, which was made and tested
in 1856.
One of the Langley airships Is the
aerodrome which made its first sue
cessful flight May 6, 1896, at Quantico,
Va. This aerodrome was the first en-
CINE driven machine to fly successfully
in the history Of the world. Since May,
1896, it has made several successful
flights Of about one-half mile each.
The machine weighs thirty pounds.
Another Of the Langley airshipS is
quite similar to the first. with the ex-
ception Of improvements on the pro-
peller and wings. and the third ma
chine is a model of Professor Lang
ley's latest invention, the airship with
which he experimental for several
months last year down the Potomac
river.
The Stringfellow airship was called
the aeroplane, and it was exhibited at
the Crystal palace. in London, in 1863.
1t is notable for having the lightest en-
CINE ever invented in proportion to its
power: CARL SCH0FIELD.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
FROM STAGE TO KITCHEN
DESERTED BY HER HUSBAND,
FORMER MEMBER OF FLORO-
DORA SEXTET WORKS AS MAID.
Special to The Journal.

Special to The Journal.
Tacoma, Wash, Feb. 23.-Marie Du-
prey, formerly member of the Floro,
dora sextet, is now working as maid
in the home of a wealthy resident Of
Seattle. Since she last appeared with
the F1orodora company, her name has
been changed to Mrs. John e. Fuller.
Having been deserted by her husband,
she has preferred homework to earn
money for the support of her little son
than to make an effort to go back on
the stage.
While the company was in San Fran
cisco, Miss Duprey met John E. Fuller,
who is said to have come from good
family in Santa Barbara. Fuller fol-
lowed the company to Tacoma and east
ward to Butte, where he induced Miss
Duprey to marry him. e..
Fuller apparently had plenty of
money, and the young woman is said to
have believed that marrying him would
result in social position and affluence
for her. He took her to Spokane,
where they lived for nearly six months,
thence coming to the Puget sound coun-
try. Ho is said to have left her about
a month before her babe was born.
With her remaining money, Mrs. Full
Ter supported herself and child until a
few weeks ago. After going from
house to house inathe residence district
OF Seattle, she was taken into the home
of q wealthy citizen, where she is now
working. -. "
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
Reading Of 1.-THE City,

Mrs. Ida S. Dearborn, the well known
Ibsen reader, will give a dramatic re-
cital Of The City" Arthur Epson s
poem drama, in the First Unitarian
church Wednesday evening, March 8.
The, reading is under the auspices Of
the Young Women s Christian associa-
1tion of the university, for the benefit
of the women s building fund, and the
list Of patrons and patronesses includes
President and Mrs. Northrop, Mrs. G.
~. Martin, Mrs. j. B. Gilfillan, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edmund D. Brooks, Mrs. Frances
b. Potter, Miss Comstock, John S.
Brad street, w. Scott Woodworth, DR..
Richard Burton, and Mrs. z. s. Blood,
Mrs. ]. G. Pyle and Miss Lily Long of
ST Paul. Mrs. Dearborn's ability as
reader is well known, and hearty in
dorsement from such men as DR.. Bur-
ton and DR.. Wells, dean Of the Episco-
pal cathedral in New Orleans. Count
futzow, the eminent European critic,
has characterized 1.-THE City, az g
apolis people who have read the book
will be glad Of the opportunity to en-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
Alfred Speer's
Surprise
Well Known Business Man Tells Of
Peculiar Experienced.

Few business men are better known
throughout the country than Alfred
Speer Of Passaic, N. j. Although he
is over .eightyone years of, age and the
head of a large concern, as we'll as the
editor Of the Passaic Item, yet he found
time to write the following letter, hop
ing that it would be Of interest and ben
eft to our readers.
"To the aEditor:- g. 5.s.
cannot keep from expressing my
parp at def the wonderful 21n relief and
Hyomei. For some years past / have
been victim to nasal and throat
catarrh, and during that time have
expended a great many dollars to
washed and smoked week after week
The first time / used HyOmei I was
surprised at the change it brought. This
was few months ago, and | have used
it occasionally since. It makes me so
use for. several days, but each time
when I breathe it the hawking and dis
charge cease, and it is wonderful how
it acts.
and careful not to praise anything until
I know what am about.
Respectfully yours,
The complete Hyomei outfit including
the inhaler, costs but 81, while extra
bottles sell for so cents. You run no
Washington and corner Seventh street
and Nicollet avenue, sell it under their
personal guarantee to refund the money
if it does not relieve. Ask them to show
you copy Of their guarantee.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
MEN PLAN BANQUET
Attractive Program Has Been Arranged
for Tomorrow Evening.

The men Of the Fifth Avenue Congre-
gational church will give their seventh
annual banquet tomorrow evening in
the bas church han parors An aRRets9g
by a program. A comedietta, "Our
Aunt from California; will be given
by Misses Gertrude Fiheld, Alice Court
ney, Neva McElroy, Edwina Wainman
Alice Leland, Jessie Stearns and Sarah
Reidell. An original pictorial and
musical play, HOur Country will be
given by E. A. Amundson, W. A. Am.
undson, James Courtney, Don McGregor
3: NJ. Jones, Misses Lulu Crozier and
Alice Courtney. There will also be
violin duets by Misses Maud Wainman
and Josephine Curtis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
Thursday Musical.

The Thursday Musical held business
meeting in the studio this morning and
the announcement was made that Mrs.
George E. Kicker, who has been the eff
fcient president Of the musical for five
y, ars, would not allow her name to be
has been in poor health for some time
and she does not feel able to stand the
strain Of presidential duties any longer.
She has been splendid presiding Off
Ger and the membership is rather at a
loss to find successor. The club has
practically had only two presidents,
Mrs. Gleason and Mrs. Kicker.
It was announced that W. M. Crosse
would give lecture on Parsifal'' pre-
paratory to the presentation of the
opera and also that Rudolph Cans, the
celebrated pianist, would give recital
under the auspices of the club early in
April.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
Annual Meeting w. G. A.

III The Woman's Christian association
will hold its annual meeting tomorrow
afternoon in the Y w. G. A. building
at 2:3O O'Clock. It is expected that
Mayor Jones, whose father was one Of
those interested in the founding Of the
association, will be present and speak.
Rev. A. B. Abberley will give the af-
ternoon s address and reports will be
presented from the different depart
ments-the Woman's Boarding home,
the Mahala Fisk Pillsbury home, the
Jones-Harrison home, the Travellers :
Aid and the reliefs work and officers
and directors will be elected. Miss
Alberta Fisher and Mrs. w. E. French
will sing and Rev. II. A. Crabdall will
make the opening prayer. Mrs. J. Har-
Ian Stuart will preside over the pro-
gram.
This will be the thirty eighth annual
meeting Of the association, which was
the first woman IS organization to be
Incorporated under the state law. It
has done wonderful work in Mime
apolis and has grown from a small body
Of interested women into splendid or
ganization to meet the increasing de-
mands Of a growing city.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23

GOODS WERE DESPERATE
STORY BY WAY OF SIOUX FALLS
e DECLARES VERM1LLION GIRLS
ATTACKED WOMEN TEACHERS.
Special to The Journal.

special TO Inc journal. ..5 .s.g
Sioux Falls, S. D., Feb. 23.-Twenty-
four young women students of the Uni
versity of South Dakota at Vermillion
today revolted against the women mem
bers Of the college faculty., because Of
the alleged INJUSTICE Of rules imposed
upon the ladies' hall. They went to the
eight women members Of the faculty,
who control the hall, and protested.
Just what followed the university au-
tthorities are attempting to suppress, but
it is known the young women, upon be-
ing repulsed, actually set upon the dig
nifed teachers and pulled their hair.
While returning to their hall, the
young women encountered score Of
young men who made remarks about
their disheveled appearance. Flushed
by their first victory, the young women
attacked the men, and before the latter
could organize for defense were pulling
their hair and scratching their faces.
The men returned the compliment by
kissing the girls.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
MERRIAM PARK

Wes II Minneapolis Wednssday AFTERNOON aa Mrs..
sa Mrs. papers Herses On - H Wnens
Mrs Magnusson entertained at luncheon We'd
nesday in honor Of Mrs. R. Clark. .-
Merriam Park x Womans Club was entertained
Rev: and Mrs. Clark are guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Tso G; : NJ Ben he :o.,o.
meeting tomorrow at the Presbyterian church.
Miss Anna Ten Brock Of Faribault is q guest
The choir Of st. Marys EPISCOPAL eiA church will
Of r oa tas rs M Of E % at
Myrtle Weed and a male quartet from St. John s
The young peoples society of St. Mary 8
Episcopal church Will meet next Thursday even
Ing at the bone Of f. Me- and Mrs
evening at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. a. S,
: The Ladies' Guild Of st. Mary's Episcopal
church was entertained Friday afternoon by Mrs
John MacClure.
represented the Merriam Park COSMOPOLITAN tan
club at the mid-winter federation meeting in
Miss Louise Watkins is entertaining 4 house
party Of friends from Chicago. 8
Mr. and Mrs: George Williamson have had as
:. Miss Janet MacClure Of Dayton avenue enter.
tanned at cards Wednesday afternoon.
MAYOR ana MRS. y. +. Jones OF Minneapolis
Dr. and Mrs. Andrew Henderson were dinner
ing. 5g 97I 1.s5 ~ 8 -, Is : 80 90
Mr.. and Mrs D. II Eastman entertained 4,
dinner Monday evening in honor Of Rev. Nc
Causland Of Toronto, Canada. Ell 4 T.
gsoEss p luncheon ana
1nEhan. Of Neenah, 80 =.
MI. and Mrs. d. "A. Drew naYe cone to Cnba
Mrs Mrs w Short entertained at euchre Wed
Is Mrs ana Misc Wisarno ~ - ~, 60, We.
been guests OF Mr.. and Mrs. D. r. Davis. #1'.s'>
Mrs. D. r. Elder Is visiting in Kentucky. 81
Los Angeles, Cal. $50 49, =
Mrs s. ]. Clark and daughter, Barbara. hav,
gone to Florida. go 4. 1.-..'-l f g,
Mrs. Murdoch Mcleod has gone to no. New
home in Des Moines, Iowa - >S - l 1
I, NJ and Mrs. g. p Alderman, who have bee,
t t1s,ads MI ana mrs. Is. r Geary, have re
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23
CLUBS AND CHARITIES
Club Calendar.

FRIDAY. '1H. g.. - n - y. /.
Woman's Christian association, Y. w.
c. A. building, 2:30 pm.
Young Matrons' club, Mrs. Charles w.
Newell 1921 Ninth avenue s, afternoon.
Frances Neal w. G. T. u. Mrs. Davies,
Y. M. G. A. building, pm.
Town and Country Literary club, Mrs
c. L. Marshall, 1919 Clinton avenue, af-
ternoon.
Hobart w. C. II. u, Mrs. Kate Kercher
624 Sixteenth avenue S, 8 pm.
Woman's Foreign Missionary society Of
Highland Park Presbyterian church, Mrs
scofield, 1715 Dupont avenue N, 8 pm.
Burton circle of Linden HILLS Congrega-
tional church, Mrs. George H. Keith, 421f
Upton avenue s, 3 pm. 81
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-23

The records Of the day-deaths,
births, marriages, hotel arrivals, rail-
road time tables, real-estate transfers,
building permits and other information
OF interest-win be found, together
with want advertisements, on page IL
Of this issue.