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judgment on pleadings.
Emma Barlow VS. Louis Barlow.
Brown and Eckstrom for plff., F. G.
Massee and G. A. E. Finlayson for
deft. Divorce granted.
CRIMINAL DOCKET.
State of MINI. VS. Chas. Treadwell.
w. ]. Brown and B. B. Brett for
plff, G. E. Carr for deft. Appeal
from justice court. Verdict, not
guilty.
The case of State of Minnesota VS.
Tonnes Nelson, for cruelty to
animals, was dismissed on motion O
State.
The case against NJ. W. Bullock
for illegal hunting was handled by
W. B. Douglas as attorney for the
state game comission and G.. e. Carr
for defendant. Defendant plead
guilty to having in his possession
five ducks illegally and was fined
$50 and costs.
The case against Hans Anderson
Henni for grand larceny was dis
missed on the ground that indict-
ment failed to state a public offense.
He was afterwards re-arrested and
plead guilty to petit larceny before
Justice keenan, and sentenced to 40
days in Jail
The case OF State VS. Daniel Koren
indicted for forgery, the particulars
of which were published in the
SHEAF few weeks ago, was dis
missed because the state felt unable
to prove its case, having been un-
able to find Johnston Dwight, the
person whose signature is alleged
to have been forged on draft cashed
at the Swedish American Bank.
The indictment against him for
grand larceny was also dismissed.
Prisoner was afterwards re-arrested
and brought before Justice Keenan,
in whose court he plead guilty to
petit larceny. and was sentenced to
30 days in Jail.
No complaining witness appearing
against Louis BOgdanich. the Aus
trian, who was Implicated in the cut
ting affray with Italian laborers this
fall, the case against him was dis
missed.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
At the Opera House.

The Warren Lecture and Enter
talnment Course committee ana
nounce their first entertainment for
Tuesday evening, Nov. 18th.
The Williams Dixie Jubilee sing
ers, whom many will remember
gave us such splendid entertain
ment last season, will be the attrac-
ton On that evening.
We as your committee, are pleas
ed to say, that the course this wear
is far superior to any that we have
had in the past, and consists of FIVE.
numbers, everyone of which is good
and well worth tn . price of the.
ticket for the entire FIVE.
There may be those who think
that this committee is doing this to
make money for themselves. In
that we hasten to undeceive you. If
we can come out whole, without los
ing money, we are fortunate. Last
season we had small balance left
after paying the necessary expenses.
and the surplus we are putting into,
this years course, buying superior
attractions and more Of them.
The committee is composed of a
small group OF business men who
merely guarantee that the enter
taiuers are paid.
The season tickets cost only 81. 80
lch, good for the whole series of
five entertainments. Just think.
only thirty cents fer each number.
| Buy your season tickets early, it
will help the committee very much
in their plans
| THE ENTERTAINMENT Course.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
The Hicks Almanac for 1906

The Hicks Almanac for 1906.
The Rev. Irl r. Hicks Almanac
viii not be published for 1906, but
his Monthly Journal, WORD and
Works, has been changed into a
large and costly Magazine, and it
will contain his storm and weather
forecasts and other astronomical fea-
lures complete. The November
number, now ready, contains the
forecasts from January to June,
1906. The January, number, ready
December Goth, will contain the
forecasts from July to December,
1906. The price of this splendid
Magazine is one dollar a year. See
it and you will have it. The No
vember and January numbers con-
tanning the Rev. Irl r. Hicks FORE
casts for the whole year, and more
complete than ever, can be had by
sending at once % cents to WoRD
AND Works PUBLISHING COMPANY.
22O1 Locust Street. ST. Louis, Mo.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
Telephone Extension at Argyle.

~~-Ok.AAOAsS A/ASOuSXOA a. kAEKAl0>
Dan Robertson, the Argyle tele-
phone promoter and owner of the
local exchange, has just completed
"a line from Argyle to Tom Mack's.
place in Wanger, distance Of about
ten miles, on three of which the top
wire OF barb wire fence is utilized
The subscribers are Fred Picques.
William Mcneil, George Smith, Joho
Craik: Sutton's ranch, Herman
Meisch and Thomas Mack. An
other line has been built ten miles
west to Nels Malm's farm in Big
woods making connection also with
the farms OF Owen Cronkhite, Mrs.
Anna Dahlin, Robert Tell, and Will
lam Cronkhite. All the above par
ties may consequently be reached
by long distance from this city.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
Steam Drcslgc at Work.

The huge steam dredge which has
been under construction during the
past summer has been completed
and is now at work near II. J,
Beardmore's place. excavating the
Judicial ditch. It is fitted with
powerful machinery and has been
very expensive to build. The bic
iron scoop for removing the dirt is
said to weigh two ton. With this
dredge the finishing of the ditch is
made possible.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
Buy Flour.

We have decided to make it
possible for our customers to buy
their winter supply Of -four at the
very lowest prices and have accord
ingly cut out every cent OF profit.
Our Acorn brand is made especi-
ally for us by the Warren Milling
Co., and is manufactured out of the
best wheat. We have had a big
lot OF it ground up, for our own use.
This flour has been stored, and is
fully cured.
See these prices:
Aesfn, Best Fancy Patent 98 lbs. $40
Sold Band, Baker's 98 lbs. $I.50
Choice SO lbs. $500
Subject to market changes.
Will advice our trade to lay in
their winter supply now while we
make these prices.
Terms are strictly cash.
Yours truly.
The PEOPLES TRADING Co.
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The TWO ENDS
CONNECTED.
Steel All Laid on 500 Line from
Thief River Falls to
Kenmare, N. D.

The two ends Of the 500 extension
from Thief River Falls to Kenmare
were connected at Mylo Sunday,
twelve miles west of Bisbee. This
completes the track laying, although
there is much work to be done sur
facing the road bed as we'll as in the
yards along the line and in the
building of depots. A mixed train
service will be inauguarated soon.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
Death by Prairie Fire.

Or all the horrors ola prairie fire,
probably the worst ever to have
happened in this section of the
country was that of Tuesday even
ing, when John Bye and little daugh-
ter were seriously burned. The
little girl died twenty-four hours
after and Mr.. Bye is not expected
to recover the burns.
A large prairie fire had been rag
ing all day on the big swamp south
OF here, and about 4:3O o'clock the
wind changed to theInorthwest and
gave the fire full sweep with very
strong wind. The little girl was on
her way home from school and in
crossing the swamp was caught
near home by the fire. Mr.. Bye
saw that his child was in danger
and rushed out to help her and Just
got there before the flames. He
took her up and started to run but
stumbled and it was then the flames
completely covered the two, burn
ing nearly all their clothing off and
burnedsthe skin to a crisp in many
places on their bodies.
DR.. Bockman, OF Thief River, was
called and ordered Mr.. Bye taken
to Thief River Falls for treatment.
-Grygla Eagle.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23

Every man owes it to himself and
his family to master trade or pro-
fesslon. Read the display adver-
tisement OF the six Morse Schools of
telegraphy, in this issue and learn
how easily a young man or lady
may learn telegraphy and be assur-
ed position. SO.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
Phone to Warroad.


Fox & Jewett finished their long
distance telephone line to Roseau yes
terday, and Warroad now has every
means of communication with the
rest of the world had by any town
not a seaport. The line is nopera-
ton to Roseau, and will be connect
ed with the McMann line to Stephen
or the FAINT line to Thief River Falls.
The line to Swift carries telephone
communication to within 80 miles OF
Rainy river, the northe IN boundary
of the state, which certainly speaks
well for the development of this
section. Warroad Plaindealer.
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M. f.. Church.
GEO. E. TINDALL, Pastor.

GEO. E. TINDALL, Pastor.
Services as follows next Sunday
Preaching at 1890 a. m. Topic
The Lords Prayer, Our Daily
Bread. = Sunday school at II As a. m.
Junior league at 3 p. m. Epwortt
league at p. M. Temperance meet.
ing at 7:3O p. m. Topic for dis.
course, Orthodox Living"
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Tailor shop.

/ have returned to my old trade
and have opened a tailor shop in
the Winchester building, where I
am prepared to make all kinds of
repair work on ladies' and gentle
mems garments. Orders taken for
suits.
p. PErERsoS.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
II Thank the LOrd.,

cried Hannah Plant, of Little Rock,
Ark, for the relief / got from
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. It cured
my fearful running sores, which
nothing else would heal, and from
which ! had suffered for 5 years. ],
It is a marvellous healer for cuts,
burns and wounds. Guaranteed at
3. F. Whitney's drug store; 25c.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23

English SPAWN Liniment removes
all Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps
and Blemishes from horses, Blood
Spavins, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney,
Ring Bone, Stiles Sprains, all
Swollen Threats, Coughs, etc. Save
$50 by use Of one bottle. Warrant
ed the most wonderful Blemish Cure
ever known. Sold by e. F. Whit
ney Druggist, Warren, MINI
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Swedish Ey. Lutheran.
J. A. MATTsoN, Pastor.

Rev. J. A. Mattson will preach in
Turnlund's school house next Tues
day, Noy. %, at 1870 a. m.
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The Churches.
Mission Church
0 ] LUNDELL, PASTOR

Services Sunday at 1870 a. m.
and 7:3Op. m. Sunday school at la.
m. Prayer meeting Thursday at 8
p. m.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23

The Union Thanksgiving service
will be held at the NJ. E. church at
1870 a. m. Thanksgiving day.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23

Call on the sHEAr when you want
up-to-date printing done.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
Norwegian Lutheran.
G.. J. NOLsTAD, PASTOR.

There will be services next Sun
day at 7:30 p. m.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23

Dixie Jubilee Singers at the
opera house Tuesday evening, Nov.
% th. Reserved seats on sale at
Wees Monday morning.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23
Son Lost Mother.

Consumption runs in our family
and through it lost my mother. y
writes f. B. Reid, of Harmony. Me.
For the past five years. however.
on the slightest sign of a Cough or
Cold, | have taken DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, which
has saved me from serious lung
trouble. His mothers death was
a sad loss for Mr.. Reid but he learn
ed that lung trouble must not be
neglected, AMI how to cure it.
Quickest relief and cure for coughs
and colds. Price soc and 81. 90:
guaranteed at E. F. Whitney's drug
store. Trial bottle free.
Warren sheaf., 1905-11-23

Billiga Biljetter till och fran
Sverige, Norge, Danmark och Fin
land.
SwEDIsH-AMERIcAN STATE BANK.
Warren, Minn.
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Monday Evening,
RANGE OF WHEAT PRICES IN MINNEAPOLIS
THE DAYS REPORTS

WIHHSapUItS9 Wits I1=-@-9 1--1.7-@
Sept. .2sA .2aA
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Good Weather, a Visible Decrease
and a Free Movement Of IS
New Stuff.
Trade Light and the Options Hard
to Maintain Against Cash
Decline.
Predictions of a Heavy Movement
of New Wheat Tomorrow
and Thereafter.

Minneapolis Chamber of Commerce, Aug. 2S.-
September wheat went down to former low level
this morning, being checked again just above
prices made 1t hard to hold up the option. The
only thing at all favorable to strength was
forecast for showers tonight and Tuesday for
the Dakotas, but this had little effect For
Minnesota the promise is fair weather tonight
with showers Tuesday. 1t is little late in the
season for rains to scare the trade. The Cana
dian northwest continues sending down the most
favorable reports and those who are on
the side of extreme conservatism say SIS, O000 900
bushels for the total, while the railroad men
still stock to their 100, 900, 900 estimates. The
bulls found no encouragement in the primary
movement, for some of the more important points
ran over last year, Minneapolis getting 1903 cars
against 397, while against last years $4,000
bushels Kansas City showed up with 100000.
Duluth got % against 20. Chicago fell
under with 81 against ITO and st. Louis
got only $4,000 bushels against 225 900. Prl-
mary receipts, 1,274o0O bushels, against 1,472,
! 600. Local stocks decreased $4,000 bushels for
! two days.
{ The cash market closed very weak. The talk
was of big receipts of new wheat tomorrow
and an increase from now on. Millers were
not very good buyers.
| The weather map showed 1t generally clear
northwest and southwest temperatures 60 to
/. r. Traces rain in Nebraska and Iowa. Partly
cloudy in Ohio valley, temperatures So to TO-,
The market continued dragging along, with
only slight rally the close. Sentiment
was bearish at the close.
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STATE GRAIN INSPECTION AUG. 20.


Inspected In-Whest-CsrsI Horthsrno
q o Nc HssstsS st. ffSSe 4 north
ern, 20; No. 2 northern, 16; No. 8. 6; reject
ed g.
No. no effss + ST T. i ejectsd
500 Line-No / northern, /; No. northern.
2; No. f. /; rejected /.
Northern Pacife-No. l northern, i; No.
northern, i; No. 3, /; No. !, /.
Chicago st. Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha-No
northern, H. No. 2 northern, 2; No. 5, 2;
No. 4, 8.
Chicago Great Western-No. 2 northern, II.
Totals-No. northern, 43; No. 2 northern,
80; No. 5, 8; No. 4, 8; rejected, 8; no grade, 8.
Other Grains Inspected In-Cars-No l win
ter wheat, L; No winter wheat. %; No. 3
winter wheat 10; rejected winter wheat, 9;
8 yellow corn. 5; No. S white corn, /; No. 5
corn, 5; No. corn. i; No white OATS 10;
No. 4 white oats, IS; No. 8 oats, %; no grade
oats, l; No. rye, 7; No. rye, 4; No. 8
barley, 2; No. barley, 8; No. / feed barley
II; No 2 feed barley, Il no grade feed barley,
+; No. 1 northwestern dax, g. No. 1 fax, 6;
rejected fax, 4.
Inspected Out-Cars-No ! northern wheat,
43; No. northern wheat, 6; No. 3 wheat, 10;
No. wheat, II; rejected wheat, IL; no grade
wheat, l; No. winter wheat, /; No. 2 winter
wheat, 81; No. 8 winter wheat, 1; grade
winter wheat, 1; mixed wheat, 20; western
wheat, /; No. corn, /; No. white oats, r.;
No. white OATS IL; No. oats, 2; No.
barley, 2; No. feed barley, 8; No. 8 rye, 81;
No. fax, s.; rejected flax 2.
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MONEY REPORTS

PARIS, Aug. 2S.-Three per cent rentes, 99f
67hc for the account; exchange on London, 25f
tic for checks.
BERLIN, Aug 2s-Exchange on London. %
marks 4e pigs The rate of discount for short
bills is III per cent and for three months bills,
23k per cent.
ST. PAUL. Aug. 2s.-Bank clearings today,
Mi MiNSEAPoL1s. Aug. 2s.-Bank cearnrs to-
day, $2,223, 441.77; New York exchange selling
rate, 1oc premium; buying rate, 4oc discount;
buying rate. par: London 6o.day sight document.
airy exchange, $4.S4A.
NEW YORK, Aug. 2S.-N1oney on call steady.
2 per cent; closing bid and offered 2. Time
loans firm: sixty DAYS. az per cent: ninety days.
3h; six months 4.
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THE CASH. TRADE
ANOTHER BIG DROP IN FLAx-CORN OFF
A GOOD CENT.

GOOU GENT.
FLAX-Cash fax was off 15c from Saturday.
Receipts At cars against q cars last year;
shipments, cars; Duluth, cars. Closing
prices: Minneapolis, cash, $1.1s%; to arrive
$1.O9&.
OATS-No. 3 white closed at 2a1ac. Re-
ceipts 80 cars; shipments, II
CORN-No. yellow closed at 5oAc. Re-
ceipts, 10 cars; shipments, car.
meal and cracked corn, in sacks, sacks extra,
$SO@2O %; No. ground feed, 20 corn and 1-3
oats, sob sacks, sacks extra s1s@19 70; No.
sacks extra, S1e@19.25; No. ground feed, lie
corn and 2-s oats. 7o-lb Sacks sacks extra
MILLsTUEFs-B in bulk, H2@l2.25;
shorts, $12@1225; middlings, $l5@15.15; red
dog, $40; all in Minneapolis; in 2o0lb
! sacks, 81 per ton additional; In 5o-lbS sacks,
81. 90 per ton additional. Shipments, ,4s1 tons.
RYE-NNo. 2 closed at 55A @56Ac. Receipts,
BARLEYEFeed grades closed at 35@41c;
mailing grades, 42@4sc. Receipts, 115 cars;
shipments, cars.
HAY-Choice timothy, $1o@1o.50; No. 2 tim
othy, $s.5o@95O; No timothy, $7@s; choice
upland. $e@95O; wheat and oat straw, $45O@
s. Receipts, $50 tons.
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InNnnN CT ns1Nc anonxa

LONDON CLOSING STOCKS, Aug 2s-Con-
soils for monev, COY: Consols for account 9O1a !:
1o7N Baltimore & Ohio. 116; Canadian Pacific,
1e4h Chesapeake & Ohio, So: Chicago Great
1904; De Beers, 17N Denver & Rio Grande
s414; Denver & Rio Grande pfd. 91A; Erie.
61M; Erist LIST pfd, soA; Erie I'd pfd 79h !:
1914; Missouri. Kansas & Texas. 341s; New
York Central, 1859; Norfolk & Western. S7M !:
ern, $3.50; Pennsylvania. 74k; Rand Mines. So:
Reading. 69A; Reading LIST pfd 40: Reading I'd
pfd, 49,: Southern Railway, $685.; Southern Rail
way pfd. 1902: Southern Pacific, 6S1a: Union
Pacific 1917; Union Pacific pfd. 100: United
States Steel. 37h; United States Steel pfd.
107A; Wabash, 22A; Wabash pfd, Am: Span
ish Fours, 93M Bar Silver. 2sNd per ounce:
Money, 1<Der cent The rate OF discount in
the open market for short bills is In per cent
The rate of discount in the open market for
three months bills is IL 1916 per cent.
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GRAIN TRADE GOSSIP

DULUTH GRAIN. Aug. 2s.-Flax was the
factor today and sold very heavily. Probably
The opening 1ac to 1c of and the market
sagged most of the day with very few firm
moments; The. American company openly
bought better than 100000 bus. The close
showed loss for day of about Nc
Wheat was dull dlower with no sales.
1t lost lie to l c. Receipts all grains 4S cars:
on track, 81. shipments-Wheat. 1000 bu:
oats, $3.50. Changes in stocks wheat in storex
"a, b94. decrease 1892 fax. 4,S25.6 28 decrease
304 ,4S2; oats, 773.79S. increase q. O29 Rye.
103S72. increase, 6,430: barley, 451, Isl, in.
crease 24,354; corn. 3,137, no change.
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WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT 1T.
New York Sim

They were talking when they came into
the car and they kept on talking for
forty blocks. In spite of the roar and the
rattle Of the subway trains this much OF
the conversation was overheard
He-n some other man should tell you
he loved you, what would you do?
She-Oh, don't be silly,
He-But mean it. What would yod
do?
She (wea1ly)-I don't know.
He (fercely)-Well, I know what I'd
do.
She-What2
Held kill him.
She (serenely)-I don't suppose you'd
ever know anything about it.
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VERY LIGHT DAY
IN WALL STREET
STANDARD STOCKS OPEN WEAK
UNDER LIBERAL SELLING.
Rally at Close of First Hour Does Not
Hold, st. Paul and Great Northern
Among the Stocks to. Feel Pressure
support Develops Later.

New York, Aug. 2s.-Standard stocks opened
Weak under heavy sales, with the international
group affected by the depression in the London
market Amalgamated Copper lost point and
Wisconsin Central 1%
The rally at the close Of the first hour was
very poorly held and the market dropped abrupt
~ TO a lower level than before. Reading extend
ed It's loss to 3 points, while st. Paul and New
YORK Central lost 21a. Amalgamated Copper
also yielded 2 and North Western and Great
Northern preferred 8. =. A recovery of a point
In Heading hardened the general list fraction
ally at noon, but the trading became very dull.
Bonds were heavy.
Leading stocks met better support and prices
averaged slightly above those at noon. Bust
ness continued very light. Pacific Coast ad-
vanced points.
Buying Lifts Prices.
Stocks. We're bought heavily for a spell in
the early afternoon. Complete recoveries were
made by Reading, Union Pacific and Smelling
ana number of others brought within
4sactlonal reach OF Saturdays closing. Renewed
selling OF Reading, which went below 12O.
stopped the rise and the market became dull.
Closing Was Firm
Traders were encouraged by the steadiness of
the market during the dullness and bought more
Literally, carrying some stocks above last week =
closing. Smelling was in exceptional demand
and improved a point, did Wabash preferred.
The closing firm. *@s&
Stock quotations reported for The journal by
Watson y Co.., brokers, Chamber of Commerce,
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CHICAGO GRAIN
MANITOBA CROP AND BLACK SEA SHIP.
MENTS CAUSE WEAKENING

".
Chicago Aug. 2s.-Heavy shipments from the
enormous crop in Manitoba. caused an easy
tone in the wheat pit here today. September
started unchanged to Nc off at 79hc to- &c
and declined under liberal offerings by local
longs to 7oAc Minneapolis. Duluth and Chi
cago reported receipts Of 473 cars last week and
464 cars year ago.
Some buying orders for December in the loads
OF commission houses together with moderate
demand by holders Of puts sustained the market
against an array Of bearish influence. September
dipped to 79h @7eAc, but rallied later, closing
Cash Wheat No. red, 81 s1A @s2c; No. red
1914 @s1c; No; 2 hard, soA @39c; No. 3hard,
S5Q95c. -...' = .71. ~
Close-Wheat, September, 79Hc; December
size; May, 84& @847ac.
h marked increase in worlds shipments OF
corn as compared with week ago induced llQui-
easy market at the outset. with September Nc
off at 53c. fair scattered demand at the de-
cline. however. started prices upward and the
early loss was recovered. September steadted
around the former closing figure. 53Ac. Local
receipts were $40 cars Of which 1853 were Of
contract grade. &--.-' -
The market sold off under pressure of profit
taking to 52Ac, but rallied later, closing steady
with September at the Opening quotation, 5Sc, a
Cash corn. No; 2, 54:7ac; No. 8. 54A@54hc:
Gose-Corn, September, 53c; old, 53Ac; De
cember. 1870: old, AM 645c: May 4s1431sc.
Oats were offered in moderate quantities by
socal longs end ae easy undertone prevail s
! and subsequently declined NC. Local receipts
were 242 cars r.. ...
Cash oats, No: 2, 25c; No. 3, .24%c.
Close-oats. August, 25kc; September 25Ac;
The following was the range Of prices.
Wheat
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ST. LOUIS LIVESTOCK, Aug. 2s.-Cattle-Re
ceipts. 1000 including 1000 Texans market
feeders, $2@4: cows and heifers. 50. 5o05: Tex
as steers, $2.25@4; cows and heifers. S2@3.
Hogs-Receipts. 5000; market steady: pigs
butchers and best heavy, $6.2O@6.35.
Sheep-Receipts, 4,5oO: market strong; ma
tives, $4.75@5.1O; lambs, $5@7; Texans, $4.25@
IS.
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AN ExPERIMENTER.

"A New York beauty doctor was ar
rested the other day.
what for?''
He seems to have doubted the old
proverb that beauty is but skin deep, and
removed the patients skin in order to
test it..
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HER OBJECT.

CI6VeldnU FIa1n DedI6T.
ftDid you hear that statement Mrs.
Tattler is making?O
stBut I supposed Mrs. Tattler was
merely a gossiping romancer. =
- Well, she's telling the truth this
time because she knows it will make
more trouble
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COMPARATIVELY EASY.

-D6IIUIJ IT6SS. -.
- hoy say Mrs. Blank works her
friends for living. should think she
would find it very hard to do,
she tried working her relatives. .
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FOLLOWING A PRECEDENT.

FOLLOWING A PRECEDENT.
Louisville Courier-Journal
why do you want divorce?" asked
the Judge. Don't you and your wife
live happily together?"
ia"
Don't you love each other?'
"Ja"
'"Then why separator
'She bin Morse woman and IA bin a
Swede.''
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AN UNLUckY, CATCH.

CleVeldHQ ram DealeF.
Your son was in the college boat,
wasn't he, Uncle SIP
.Well dunno whether he was there
or off fishing. One OF the papers says he
caught crab"
g Now, that strangelv
Not at all; this is the busiest day
I've had for weeks