The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-08

carry a red. white an blue post on his
thravels an a special cato -ninetails
with tn arms ~ tn United states an
the motto Love wan another engraved
on tn handle. Til whippin post Will
grow up TO be wan iv the foundations
iv our govermint. Ike III tariff Win
anybody proposes 10 abolish II they
viii be met with tn cry. Let tn whip
ping post be rayformed be its frinds-'
tn frinds viii build a bigger post an
put a few nails on tn lash. IvinchoOiy
people via quit goin 10 Mount Vernon
an make pilgrimage ~ Delaware,
where tn whipping post has had such
2 fine moral effect. An thin Addicks
will be iiicted prisidint-
Wont il be fine2 TIL goVermint
gives US too little amusement nova
days TIL fav'rite pastirne " civilized
man is crooity to other civilized man
We take 4 southern gi..i.fI sr WIS i.-ts
been accustomed 10 pathrOnize tn
lynchiR iv naygurs. ali othsr Sports
seem tame to him aftherward. He
won't 90 to tn theaytcr or tn circus,
but pines at home till there's another
black man to be burned. A warden IN
. pinitinchry niver has amy fun ou5 ~
life afther he loses his Job. Judges in
clVil cooTts sometimes raySigns but
river a hangin' judge in criminal
coOrt.
Yes. sir. twill be a good thing rr
tn criminal an "A good thing FIR
that comes up in me mind is. viii il be
good thing Tr Uncle sam an good
thing FIR Sheriff Dooley. TIL On'y
ha bit a man or a goFermint ought TO
fray against acQuirin' IS crOolty It's
tn gr-reatest dissipation in tn
Wurruld- Ye can't swear OF bein'
crool wanst We begin to make prac-
tisc ~ it, We $50 .c1ttin' Crcclcr an
crcoler till ye fn1lv think iv nawthin'
hut injHrin' ye'er neighbor an seem
him suffer. 1 mind Wanst whin I was
a boy at home a new sehoollilast her
come to tn hedge. he was nice.
quiet, near-sighted young fellow an he
Begun be iarrupin' on'y Tn worst IL tn
boys. But We cud sec in a minyit that
he was injyin' TIL pastime. At tn end
II tn month ne was Iickiu'l some body
ali tn time. he used to get fairly
dnrunN sWitchin' us. Glory be- II
seems 20 me that I spint al une boy
hood days on another boys shoulders.
he licked US FIR ivrything, an amy
thing an nawthing at ALI II wasn't
that il done US amy good but it gave
bin1 pleasure He's been dead an gone
these forty years an bear him no i'll
VIII, but IL ] liver r-rUn acrOst his
ghost I'll put head on il.
so X IS with Uncle Sam. II he
Cegins TO lick wife-beaters befure he's
been at it long he won't have amy
time GT amy thing Dut tn whipping
post. He'll he in his shirt sleeves all
day long slashing away at counther-
letters, Illicit disfillers, postal thieves
an dimElycrats.
No. Hinnissy, there amt a hairs
diff renee between a BLACKBOARD who
heatS MS wife an q gOvernint that
beats his caiidner. Xe cant cure cor
p'ral punisnmint be maxim tn COVER
mint tn biggest kind " corp'raI pun
isher- Ye can't inhIct corpra punish
mint oniess ye're stronger thin tn fell
low We punish an if We ARE stronger
We ought 70 DC ashamed " ye'ersilf.
Whiniver I hear ~ a big six-foot school
teacher demandin' that he be allowed
10 whale n thiTty-twO inch child. feel
like askin' him uc mere 10 put on tn
gloves with Jeffreys. Whin a COVER
mint or u man r2ysOrts TO blows. il
shows they're ayether afraid or have
lost their tinpers- An there We ar'-re-''
spare tn rod an SpIle IN child,
said Mr.. HenneSSy.
Yes. said Mr.. DooIey. but don't
spare tn rod an We Spite tn rod. tn
child an tn child's father
DOWNRIGHT. 1886 Ly Mcclure. Phillips
& Co.