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The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-08-18
NUGGETS OF INTEREST.


There gre 1913 lawyers in New Yorl
prisons, and thousands of others VIII.
have been more fortunate. III
The man who discovered John l.. Sui
livan is dead and his friends are trying
to clear the cloud from his memory.
Russia is purchasing some new war
ships and Admiral. Togo is rousing W
again and taking new interest in life.
'." - -. ": H.
Togo must feel as Alexander die
when he sat down and had a good baw
because there were no more worlds tt
conquer.
A New York politician says: "Tam.
many is a hideous distortion of the true
Democracy" Probably horrid wart
on the face of the old lady.
- ~ .'.''s; =; ..,,.e. -.
. If Secretary Shaw is a believer in the
thirteen superstition he may put forth
every effort to raise the $13, 900, ,00(
treasury deficit to s14,Qoo,ooo.
J. PierponH Morgan has returned from
Europe with 127 new suits of clothes,
but as "clothes do not make the man
he is the same old financial pill. a
| A Massachusetts man who had lived
q bachelors life until he reached the
age of 60, cut loose recently and mar
ried four women in eight weeks. :
i It is hinted> that Senator Mitchell's
great need for money when he accepted
that bribe can be traced directly to the
fact that he has French duke son-in-
|luw. ..--
An African iguana in Central Park,
New York; laid seventeen eggs in an
hour. AS they are not edible the; trust
is making no effort to secure the i'm
ported egg mine. ~.
~-
They are cleaning up the capitol
building at Washington. And it may
be added that the cleaning process is
being applied to several of the govern
ment departments.
! =.
Secretary Shaw's presidential boom
has not so far succeeded in getting be-
yond the humorous columns of the
newspapers, but he is hoping it may
yet be taken seriously. .
-.
The peace ENJOYS are being fed on
Kentucky turkeys, and it is more than
likely that Kentucky may also be pro-
viding them with some ''innard" truck
that never wore feathers.
-.
Lying and sweitering with intense
heat all night long in the east while
T up here we all want to say sharp things
to our wives when they kick off the
kivers. 'Rah? for North Dakota!
-.
| An Iowa editor dared South Dakota
girl to marry him, and she did. A few
months later, finding the goods unsatis-
factory, he dared her to go back home
and get divorce, and she didn't. His
next deed Of daring is looked for with
great interest. 3 \. x. ~
Sf., sss MI. 80 ..et'
a correspondent says that Peace
Envoy Witte, of Russia, wears a mel
ancholy expression. Every reader of
this item who has seen big pot at
stake and knew the other fellow held
the winning hand can appreciate the
poor fellows feelings.
Gov. Mickey Of Nebraska has let 9
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-08-18

The peace ENJOYS are being fed on
Kentucky turkeys, and it is more than
likely that Kentucky may also be pro-
viding them with some ''innard" truck
that never wore feathers.
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-08-18

An African iguana in Central Park,
New York; laid seventeen eggs in an
hour. AS they are not edible the trust
is making no effort to secure the i'm
ported egg mine. 49,. :;
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-08-18

Lying and sweltering with intense
heat all night long in the east while
up here we all want to say sharp things
to our wives when they kick off the
kivers. 'Rah? for North Dakota!
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-08-18

Secretary Shaw's presidential boom
has not so far succeeded in getting be-
yond the humorous columns of the
newspapers, but he is hoping it may
yet be taken seriously. ~
The Bowbells tribune. [volume] (Bowbells, Ward Co., N.D.) 1899-1969, 1905-08-18

Gov. Mickey Of Nebraska. has let 9
contract for = marine punch bowl and
eighteen punch glasses for thes new
lbsttleship Nebraska & Il His excellency
seems determined that it shall not be
his fault i the officers f2the vessel
ever have 70 60 into dry dock Mn
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Marriage has fatal effect on music.
For some occult reason as soon as
girl Is married. the piano-the grave
Of SO much money and time-retires
out of active life. and swathed in art
draperies." burdened by vases. cabinet
photographs and Imitation "curios.
serves less as a musical instrument
than . warning. Music. as 1t Is taught.
is not so much a fine art as . bad
habit.-The Outlook.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Rhode Island has a wheeled chapel
used by the Episcopal mission, capable
Of being moved from place to place
upon Its own running gear; but the
most elaborate travelling chapel is one
which forms q part OF the special
train In Lourdes on the occasion OF
the annual pilgrimage. Here through
a dispensation from the late pope mass
may be said while the train is running
AT full speed.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Woman. Queer PETS.

II seems hard to get up . friendly
interest ip a lizard or 4 chameleon. but
each has Its lover In the London
world. Gen. st. Leger's daughter.
Mrs. Holland. has several chamelons.
which spring about like crickets. and
know her voice quite we'll, coming At
her call. A tame green lizard. tied
up with bright-hued ribbons. loves to
creep to its mistress shoulder. where
IT clings for hours in perfect content
ment.-London Mail.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Olive Oil and sruIsss.

In the treatment of contusionl
where there Is extensive discoIoratior
OF the skin. II olive oil be freely ap
piled without rubbing the discolora-
ton quickly will disappear. II the
skin be broken. little boric acid
should be applied over the abrasion.
A black eye thus treated can be rem.
dered normal in q few hours. especial.
ly II the oil be applied warm.-New
York Telegram.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

There are specialists OF various sorts
among the New York street mef.
chants. men who sell collar buttons.
men who sell shoe laces. and 30 on.
but as odd = specialist Is any Is the
man who sells small boys knee
pants" He displays his wares in .
basket on the edge OF downtown
thoroughfare that leads to big mar
ers passing that way TO DO the family
marketing.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

A medical Journal vouches for the
following story: A woman who was
seriously Ill awoke one night to md
the nurse sitting al the foot Of her bed
smoking = cigarette and reading .
novel. Greatly startled, the patient
raised herself up in her bed and cried
out; What In the world are you do
ing. nurse?" To which the nurse re-
piled: Good gracious! thought you
were dead
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
To Touohen Lamp Glasses.

Lamp chimneys and gas globes will
last much longer II they are put In
the wash boiler with enough cold
water TO cover them and then slowly
boiled. That is. the water must be
gradually allowed TO reach the boil
ing point When they are removed
they will be "toughened" to an extent
which will prevent their likelihood Of
cracking readily.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Announce. the Sneaker.

There is 4 curious little clicking In
strument in the smoking room and IL.
braries Of the British house Of com.
mons called the "annunciator" be
cause 1t announces the name Of the
member who is addressing the cham.
Der. The instruments are worked By
some electric arrangements and the
name Of the member speaking 10 put
on from the press gallery.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Limit. Gig. Of Women. Hats.

In Switzerland there is 4 Law which
forbIds the sale Of hats measuring
more than eighteen inches In dame
ter. and artificial flowers and for.
eisn feathers are also. In most can.
tens. heavily penalixed.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

I'm sick OF heart. I'm sad to-day.
This city life II not my way.
Where ma. meets man, they harool
strife:
oh mother land whore ! vas born.
Where ] was free from strife and pcorn.
oh mother mine o! Jagged arms!
Take back your child from human
harms.
-Orrick Baylor Metcalfe. In Recreation.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Why Johnnie Stayed Home.

When the truant ofiicer called to
see why a certain small boy had been
absent from school he received this
reply from the youngsters mother: !
have got n new blouse which buttons
at the back and as I don't like to
ask the neighbors ! have to keep
Johnnie q, home TO fssteu II for mel"
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

4 New Yogk italian psFsistsd 10
ssreasAiss another with ~ aecoedtoa
anl The latter ssrsaaAs1 he Duoleian
With . plstol. Il hes siaes besa -
esrtAiss1 hat he latter sssseA1s
~ ~ ooes Daiaful
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Crab Traps . Sparrow.

On the sands near Marske-by-the
Sea, Yorkshire. England. . crab was
seen running along the beach with .
sparrow In his claws. The crab had
caught the bird by the leg. and 20
much was II struggling to get free that
once 1t lifted the crab several inches
on the ground. The crab eventually
let the bird go, and ran Oh.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Think OF the millionairc's wife
wearing a necklace worth $4,000 and
SO much poyer,y-oh. well! Many =
Georgia girl looks swee;er In u wreath
OF honeysuckle. with dewy daisies IN
her hair. So we'll still be happy
please God!-Atlanta Constitution.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

An Impeachment Ia not . conv,e.
ton. To imicacL IL 10 charge vim I
crime or misdemeanor: especially. 10
charge. a. an o!nceS. with misbehaviv-
10 ocnce.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Happy. though married two days.
WAS one Of many labels attached BY
practical jokers to the luggage Of .
newly married couple who left IN
English railway station the other day
on their way TO Canada.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Population Of Wsstmsa lsiswd.
The Wesimau island. touth Of Ice.
land. has 4 population Of 800 souls.
They live almost entirely on aah.
Even the few animals are chiefly fed
on aDh.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Popularity q o..lee Lske.

Lake Morai In Switzerland. has the
curious property. every tenth year. oi
turning red. owing 10 the presence ol
certain water plants which are rot
found In any other lake In the world.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
They're All pese Critters.

YES" said she. thoushtfuiiy. ny
husband Is the best man In the world
But" she added stili more thought.
fully. that Isn't say!ng much."-eon.
erviile Journal.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

leodsn Model Tor swlss psiies.
The s~iss police are being trained
10 the London model. The chief,
Who recently visited England. vas
much Impressed by police methods
there.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

New zea!and's scenery is 30 beau,i.
full and so varied that II has been
termed . combination Of Switzerland.
southern France. Norway. the Tyroi
and north Italy.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

A woman In jersey chose prison
rather than live with her husband.
rass seems Incredible until you have
looked up the history of the Jersey
husband In eenesai: then yso 0sder.
Wand.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Luther Burbank. the California via.
ard. has produced = yellow Gala lily.
when Mr. Burbank can produce an
onion without = breath there IL going
10 b. genuine rejoicing In this coun.
Wy.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
Rubber 1hruh,

Interest In Mexico IL increasing In
the guayule shrub growing on the
northern plateau OF Mexico. from
which rubber IS being extracted. Sew.
eral companies have been formed to
construct factories and exploit the
product.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

0verworked woman will have hol-
iday by and by. Some genitI has
invented 4 darning machine that even
mere man can work.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

That New Jersey man who claims
TO have committed = crime while un.
der the spell Of the devil must have
known that he was taking risks by
living In New Jersey.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Wt~1sw c,ssaia0 In LsN1ea.
ne Loa6oa CITY Couaeii 1sss ~
Aitow Wta10W eleaAees 70 slaal =
vt&1eW siiis that sse nese tAaA IL
eose sroo ~ gsoa;Al.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

The gem stone topaz 10 now 10 small
demand and the price obtained for
good stones Is hardly more than cut.
ting cost. Fifty years ago topaz gems
sold st from % to - q karat.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

The statis,icians have estimated
the average number Of children In
IN American family 10 be two and
three.eiGhths. No woader there arc
20 many fractions children.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

osesis -ossesi o. csmmsN os~es.-
TIE Gospel Of Coanos sense"
was The book Thomas Baxter q olas
~. elected 70 steal iroa . Dublis
ttsasy b tAae city.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

The rsr'srs are supposed 10 have.
~ = nation. the most powerful voices
In the world. The 0sfWans possess
the lowest voices Of any civilized pso
pie.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Russia In Europe alone has a. area
Of 100000 square niies-twcnty.
three times the size Of Great Britain:
the area Of Siberia 10 5000. 900 square
milcs.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

A Louisville man. II Is said. not long
aso drank shiriy.nve bottles Of beer
In four hours. The primary empha.
els IL on Louisville" The second.
sry IL on beer"
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

The most Christian act recordcl
this spring is that Of the man who &C
tually believed his friends tale OF .
seven pound brook trout.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

A fool with n pistol In his pocket
and whisky In his insides can cause
more trouble In hve minutes than
generations can outlive.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

In New York 1t is found that the
couple about to commit ma;riniony
tales little interest In the gas e,Ies-
tion.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Somebody has started = report to
the effect that the automobile Is serv.
Ing 10 spread brown tail moths. This
has the appearance Of downright
Haliciousness.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Young swells At an eastern univer-
si'y have been ordered to give up
their bulldogs. Sympathy for dumb
animals Is growing in this country all
the time.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Selecting a bank presiden. 10 n
much Of lottery as selecting = wife
these days.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Harry Lehr says his lawyers have
advised him not tn talk. II they really
desire To do u good turn for Harry
they should also advise him to qui,
acting.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Boston il quoted as fayorinr the
revival Of the hoopsk!rt. That quaint
old New England town Is and always
has been Unfortunately fond of srec-
uc,es.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

With people who can't help getting
vet II is no fad.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

II you want TO live long learn to
love work." says an English professor.
who probably never had to hunt for
a lob In his life.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

The statement that North Carolina
has raised surplus OF strawber-
RIGS" is not believed by anybody up
mis- way.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

School authorities OF Huron, S. D.,
want TO secure some ''unmarriA.e
able" girls as teachers. There are no
Eucc riris.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

The Klondike's output Of gold for
this year IL estimated at So. 0oo, 600.
mere drop In the bucket that Mr..
Rockefeller would never miss.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

IAN a women asks is to be loved"
says the latest poet who has swept
the Tyre. But that was written afler
Easter had passed.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Earl Grey has presented canary
to the Montreal jail TO teach the In
mates to be cheerful in imprLson-
mcnt. perhaps.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Maxim Gorky is the tramp au-
thor Of Russia, but his bank Account
wonld reflect credit on any Weary
Willie.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

The dressmakers declare teS sylph-
like ngure h.us- &c. Inc pad is the
fad.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Tho curiosi,,es Of vseasA ineiuAs .
small dog. which. havias bsss bora
without front iess, has leaned 70
walk about On IL hiDl legs.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01

Gxtrsmss u Temperature.
Water freezes every alsht through.
out the year al Alto cruccro. 10 IN.
iiv,a. while 81 MONDAY the sun 10 bot
enough 10 cause actual suRsriss.
The Monte Vista journal. (Monte Vista, Rio Grande County, Colo.) 1888-1921, 1905-07-01
THE JOURNAL

MONTE VISTA. COLORADO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-31
DENVER COUNT CONCLUDED
Eliminated the Alleged Fraudulent
Ballots, Adams Wins by Big
Plurality.

Denver Colo. Jan. 3O-Ten ballot
boxes were reported on by experts to-
day in the joint legislative committee
hearing Of the PeabOdy-Adams guber-
Material contest.
The experts alleged that out of 3.O44
ballots. 723 were written by two or three
persons.
The examinations of ballots in this
county On behalf of Pea body has now
been completed, 104 ballot boxes having
been opened The experts reports
showed that 2914I votes were cast in
these 104 precincts. of which 19161 were
for Adams and 9,311 for Peabody The
experts reported that 7,S0S of these
Democratic ballots and 1920 Republi-
can ballots were fraudulent, as they
were written by from one to four per-
sons.
If the legislature should take the
original petition of former Governor
Peabody and throw out the entire vote
of all these precincts. Peabody'S plu-
raiity in the state would be .seventy-six.
If. however, the legislature should de-
duct the ballots alleged TO be fraudu-
lent from the good ones, Adams would
still have plurality of 2,1S6.
Six more ballot boxes Will be reported
on tomorrow, four from Adams county
and two from Conejos cunty. With this
report the contestant viii have finished
his case before the committee. Wednes-
day afternoon the attorneys for the
contestee will begin TO introduce evil
dence.
No session of the committee was held
tonight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-31
TWO SWEDISH WITNESSES.
How the Aldebaran Was Fired Upon
by Russian Transport in
the North Sea.

Paris, Jan. 30.-The international
commission inquiring into the North
sea incident at its session today heard
two Swedish witnesses, Captain John
son and Mate Stromberg of the cargo
boat Aldebaran. They both testifi Cd
that few hours preceding the firing
on the British trawlers BY the Russian
second Pacific squadron their boats was
attacked in the North sea by a strange
Warship which fired many shots at the
Aldebaran, but did not do he. serious
damage. The stranger then disap-
peared-
Counsel for Russia protested that this
testimony was not directly connected
with the North sea Incident. but Ad
miral FOurnier, president of the com
mission, ruled that the testimony was
admissible.
Hugh O'BeorHe, the British agent
said the strange vessel was the Rms
sian transport kamtchatka. which mis-
took the Swedish craft for a torpedo
boat. Mr.. OBeOrne further declared
that the Kamtchatka thereafter sent a
wireless message to Vice Admiral Ro-
Jestvensky notifying him that she had
been attacked by a torpedo boat and
Rojestveasky thereupon ordered his
squadron to be on the outlook for tor
pedo boats which. Mr. O'Beorne as
serted, caused the North sea incident.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-31
M'INTYRE Is WANTED
IN SEVERAL STATES

New York, Jan. S0.-Philip Mcintyre.
who was arrested last Saturday upon
the arrival of a steamer from Vera
Cruz on a charge of passing worth
less draft for $500 on a bank in the city
Of Mexico, according to the police. is
wanted in more than a score of cities
in various parts Of the United States
on charges of swindling. When Nc
Intyre was arraigned i'm police court
today ne was turned over to the fed
eral authorities
Among the cities where Mcintyre is
wanted, according TO the detectives. are
Deadwood. S. D.: Butte. Mont: Ever
EFT, Wash; Kalispell, Mont: South
Omaha, Neb-: Douglas. Ariz.: Roseburg
and Baker City. Ore.
Mcintyre viii be arraigned before a
United States commissioner i'm the
Mexican extraditiOn proceedings.
According to the detectives McIntyre's
method was to represent himself as the
for Tennessee coal COMPANY
Snd also as ii former prosecuting attor-
reg of FL Paso, Tex. He carried letters
OF introduction written on paper of the