The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-10-02
Ardmore. Monday, October ?, 1905.

Ardmore. Monday. October 2, 1905.
II MIR. witto was really thirsty, it is
n wonder he didn't stop of at Kansas
City. Kas., when he was a-hunting for
q wide-open Sunday town.
Some one stole 100000 worth OF
securities in Wall street this week,
and 1t might be a good idea to search
the insurance managers.
Leslie NJ. Shaw is not likely ever to
be inaugurated president, but there
Is nothing to prevent him from inaug-
urating his presidential boom.
The discovery that Ferdinand Ward
who wrecked the Grant fortune, is
in the land Of the living is not met
with anything like enthusiasm.
when the books OF J. Pierpont MOI
gan n Co. are taken into court the
public will have access for the frst
time to the real Diary Of an Octopus.
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Senator Plat told a Kansas City
reporter that President Roosevelt Is
anxious to see him.; but nothing has
been sent out from Oyster Bay about
IL. .t|Ll,.s
II should be added that the increase
in the price Of Kansas City crude oil
this week is due to the Standard com.
panys ueeds and not to any change
of heart.
by increasing It's holdings in che
North End the Armour-SwiitBurling'
ton combine also increases the specu-
lation as 20 what It is going to do
with the property.
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Thomas f. Ryan of New York is the
first American millionaire to add a
private chaplain to his household, but
there are others that need personal
conductors" to the throne of grace,
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A street beggar who was fined $50
yesterday appealed his case and drew
draft ON his New York bank to pay
the attorneys fee. That man is enti-
tied to be called a Captain of laziness.
+ 1. + 1.
The Casey ranch, containing more
than 1900 acres of good Missouri land
has just been bought in at something
less than $50 an acre. 1t will not bp
for long that equally good land any
where in the state can be bought for
twice that price.
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Hon. Tom l.. Johnson is the third
term mayoralty nominee of the demo
Gratis Of Cleveland It was Lincoln
Stenens who said: cleveland is the
best governed of American cities and
Tom johnson is the best mayor in the
United States And Lincoln j, Stof.
fens is cold-hlrodcd, cynical news.
paper writer who has made a study
OF municipal conditions and municipal.
rulers.
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II is not reported that Senator Cock
rell will summon anybody before the
Interstate commission to account for
the invasion by the railroads of the
big ranch near Abilene Texas, which
he owns in partnership with his
brother, former Congressman j. Var
daman Cockroll 1t is not an Interstate
affair and If the roads insist upon cut.
ting up his pastures they will at least
come in handy in hauling the stock.
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In reporting a white Plymouth Rock
hen as laying two, and sometimes
three, dOuble-yolked eggs a day. Pitts,
burg is careful to locate the said hen
In an obscure suburb where IL would |
not be easy to find the hen. even III
one could find the suburb. But the Sc
renity and sslf-esteem OF the Missouri |
hen are not disturbed by such freaks. |
She prefers 10 90 quietly about her
business. laying liberal but reasonable !
Numbers OF singleyolked eggs that
hateh. out healthy growing or cacl1-
ling chickens evory time.