New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-07
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.


Wiener was. according to the Wiener Neue
Free Presse" offered for sale for the first time In
1906 and the centennial was observed in vienna oy
the Butchers Guild. The inventor Of the sausage
was Johann Lahner. who named It for his BIRTH
place, Frankfurt The business founded one num-
dred years ago by poor has yielded fortune
to It's various heads. 1t has always remained in
the same family, and is now conducted in vienna
by Franz Lahner, a granddaughter OF the original
Frankfurter sausage man.
I'm in 1Oder mood to-day,
And feel poetic, 2;
And send it off L.
I'm sorry you've been o long;
Don't disconsolS;
But bear your Ills with 42de
And they won't seem SO gr6
-(London News.
DR. K Beerwald of Berlin. is opposed to the free
drinking CT water so often advised He says:
Excessive drinking not only produces tenn
porary disturbance It also creates direct organic
disorders: the heart and kidneys particularly
affected by the excess. and in these the
cular system is overcharged and the heart and
kidneys overworked. Proof of such condition is
frequently seen In cases OF slight injury A man
who suffers frequently from thirst beeds easily.
and we may well consider that excessive thirst is
a sign that the amount of fluid in the body is not
kept within bounds. and that this condition must
be remeded by opposing the feeling of thirst
Here, Broozer. you shouldn't hit man when
'tG'Wani Wot dyer tink l TUX all dat trouble
ter git i'm down fer2'-(Cleveland Leader.
An American tourist talking loudly In
railway car. He boastng: Il have been all
over Europe. seen everything that's worth seeing
I've been to Italy, France Germany Spain, Eng
land; everywhere. in fact. Why I've been 10 Con-
stantinope ten times at least. Funny thing the
way the dogs the scavengers in Constantinople
Lie about the streets and eat all the rubbish
Awfully dangerous to touch 'em. They up
every scrap of rubbish Then at last, a young
woman managed to say: II really wonder you got
home aliver' And silence fell on the passengers.
PEACE REFLECTIONS
THE take and then travel again
(Sussian paper
The Russ viii take rest and review the situa-
Then he'll turn on the Eastern route once more;
But the Jap is on the watch and will squech the
OF the marching hordes of Muscovy to the Man
churian shore
The Russ will take rest. but. perhaps. upon re-
Fiction
He may deem It best TO get to work at home.
Game is up beyond the Urals. there Is nothing out
In chewing the rag of reverie gnawing the
ancient bone.
The Russ viii take rest and tabuate his tribuia-
Count up every kopeck that the war has cost;
Then he'll find that travelling brings deal Oh real
To the traveller who when far from home, gets
The Russ will take a rest; it will be his sure sal
Things will look little different when he's had
little sleep:
And when he wakes from dreaming he'll begin
renovation
Thatu Whit the grand dukes skyward In one
grand Muscovite sweep
baltimore American.
A Berlin landlord has sued tenant for loss
occasioned through excessive use OF water for
bathing He promulgates In his suit the doctrine
| that mo respectable woman takes bath every
| day"
Coobs-To tell you the truth, don't think my
"ne cares very much
| Oopp|Weu. cheer up, old man, You can at
-A.i b nrond Of her rood ssnss-lDstroit Tribune