The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1905-04-07


some political pull. Mitoudt dot pull
you vhas only Hans der cobbler. Nit
dot pull you vhas Hans der big man
und boss. Eaten der plumber und coal
man vhas afraid of you if you hat a
pull"
but how shall get him" ~,
'Shust ash easy ash grease. You
know ME, don't your
mo, neffer see you pefore" j.
'Xhel1, my name vhas Rogers, und I
vhas der mayors confidential man. He
tells me everyt'ings ind depends OH
me. shall tell him dot you like d
pull und he Will gif you one. In two
days you vhas der boss of dis ward.
Nobody can hat some office unless you
say so, upd you shall get, 10 per cent
on all contracts. In one year you vhas
riding iii your carriage" ~.
: But can't pay you for some pulls"
l says.
81 don't take any money from YOU.
1t yhas because you vhas good fellow
und like to see you prosper OF
course if come around und want
some shoes fixed or if send some of
my friends you shall make no charges.
1t vhas all in der job, you see. We
take care of you, und you take care of
us. I'll send pair of shoes around dis
eavenings, utid tomorrow some alder
mans. Will drop iii to pay some re-
spects to DER new boss"
l don't know about some politics
und pills, but ! pellet mebbe he vhas
all right und it makes me happy. Next
day vhas thinking aboudt dot plate
glass front when stranger comes In
und shakes hands nit me und Says,
"vhell, Hams, l hear der news und
come to see ,yQu. vhas. Alderman
Blank. YOU know, tind der mayor gifts
you some pulls NIT HE. Dere vhas no
contracts shust now to gif oudt, but
when dere vhas shall divide der prof,
its nit you. hope you shall make
ten t'ousand dollars next year. By der
vhay. like some lifts on my heel while
l wait"
put some lifts on his heels, und all
de time he talks to me aboudt some
pulls und What big man 1 vhas. When
he vhas ready to 20 oudt he says:
ut vhas all right, Ell? vhas der
aldermans, you see, und we work to-
gether. If any of der boys come in use
'en WE'LL
In two hours more a second man
comes in. He says he vhas der public
buildings man, und when we shake
hands he wnks und smiles und says:
II vhas glad to hear of it, Hans
You vhas a good Teller, und dot pulls
, Will make you all right. l don't hal
some shobs to gif oudt shust now
, but when l do you vhas one tousan6
, dollars ahead of der game. Does del
, policeman on dis beat take off his hal
to you yet?"
: Not by jugsful! He goes py di:
morning und shakes his fist at me-"
= "Iu. ! shall speak to him, und YOU
+ Will see a difference. Say. Hans, herr
rh2s two pairs of shoes to be fixet
oop. Wien you git 'em done send zen
home. II any of my friends from de
, board of health come in treat zen
We'll"
II Cont pc feefteen minutes NOR
. rciorc dot new policemans comes in
. lie vhas smiling like a. child. und h
: takes OH his hat upd holds oudt hi
/, hand to ne und says:
!. Hello, my old frendt! Let u
, shaker
). But three weeks ago you call m
4 Dutehy und knock me aroundt de
n SHOP" l says.
"a dot vhas all right. Dot vhas pc
. cause YOU don't hat some pulls. If
j man don't hat some pulls, l can knoc1
:; him all oafer der town. Hans, cor
1: graduate you. You vhas, now mos
q asc pig i man ash der president Of de
& tmted States. 1t vhas for you to tie
n me Wat to do. und shall do it. Sha
10 "a cafe, und knock der carpenter
$ head off for you? Shall I run, de
b grocer in for having, some ,cabbages o
Il der sidewalk? Shall stop der stref
car from going by your door when 70