The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-10
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She-What is the use of c r
The Sophomore hy-er-you know,
they use it in the names Of the Greek
letter societies.-Puck.
Yeast-Did you hear about his los
ing control of his automobile? Grim
sonbeak-No. Yeast-The sheriff's
got it.-Yonkers Statesman
"The proprietor is. out good deal,
is he not?" asked the visitor. Yes,
he is, according to the books replied
the clerk.-Clevelan Plain Dealer.
She-I appreciate the compliment.
but I'm afraid could never make you
happy. "Oh yes, you could! You don't
know how easily pleased am"-Life.
Teacher-Suppose your father gave
your mother 500 and then took SIS back
again. What would that maker" Tom
my-All kinds o. trouble.-Philadel
phia Ledger
The Leading Man-What's to be
done? We've got the wrong trunks.
The Pessimistic Stage Manager
Aw what of it? What difference will
it make to the hotel keeper?-Puck.
Tom-Old Biffkins caught me in the
act of kissing his daughter last night.
Jack-Serves you right. You ought to
go slow about such things. Toni
did. That's why got caught.-Chica-
go Daily News.
"Bliggins says he is an independent
voter" We'll" answered Senator
Sorghum, Il suppose that means THAI
he hasn't been able to persuade any
body in either party to promise him
an Office Washington Star.
"Why have you engaged in such
disreputable business?" we asked. The
thief hung his head. IAN extravaganza
family" he faltered, "has not permit
ted me to accumulate enough to make
the business respectable. Puck.
"Yaws," said Sapleigh, "I-aw-had
typhoid fevah when | was boy and
they were-aw-afwaid | would lose
me mind, doncher know" And did
you lose it them" asked Miss Caus-
tiQue, nnocently.-Chlcago Dally
News.
Veterinary-So your new bull pup 10
sick? What seems to be the matter
with him? Owner-A little of every
thing | guess. While we were away
this afternoon he chewed up and swal-
lowed the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Free
Press.
It was a case of assault and bat
terry. During the alteration" queer
led the police magistrate, did the ac-
cused use an expletive?' mo, your
honor" replied the prosecuting wit
ness. "he only used his fist. Chicago
Daily News.
"And who does the violin belong to,
Mrs. Brown" ooh, that's me us
bands, sir. e wouldn't be 'appy till
e got one" "But l didn't know he
could play it," ooh, no, sir; e can't.
Why, e don't rightly know 'ow to wind
! it up yet!"-Punch.
Miss Plane-Yes, Tom proposed last
night, andbI accepted him. See this
ring" Miss Wise-Indeed? By
the way, dear, don't attempt to cut
glass with that diamond as | did, or
you'll make another nick in the stone.
Philadelphia Press.
Briggs-What fellow you are!
don't believe you thought of your wife
once while you were away. Griggs-
On the contrary. l couldn't get her
ont of my mind for minute. l was
afraid she d get onto the racket, don't
YOU know.-Boston Transcript.
George" said Mrs. Dovekins, Il
wish YOU'D tell me something" What
Is il. lover" ''If it's always such
serious thing when one army turns
another fiank-and it seems that they
are always bound to try to do it-why
do they have f1anks?'-Cnicago Rec
ord Herald.
DO you approve of the use of money
in a campaign" Certainly" answer
ed Senator Sorghum, for legitimate
EXPENSES. But the trouble is that so
many people think that torchlight
narades and brass bands are legitim'
ate expenses, and use the money that
wav instead of buying votes with it."
Vxyocbin oton Star.