Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-05-06
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brac, mum? The Mistress--Not to-
day. Nora. 1 don't think we can az.
ford it-PickMeUp.
Mike-Ars you much hurried, Patti
Do We want a docthor? Pat-A doc.
thor, We fule! Afther bein' ruined
over by a trolley car? Phwat OF want
is lawyer.
Mrs. Casey-Sure, tn goat has ate
all nv Maggie's piano music! Mr.. Ca
sey-Thank tn lard! Now, If he'd
only ate tn pianny, Odd pension him
fer loife!-Puck.
He declares his wife made him all
that he Is" "Quite likely. And
should Judge that she didn't waste
more than half an hour on the job
Harper's Bazaar.
At The Hague: whats that build.
ing, pap That, my son. Is the Temple
Of Peace" whats it for?" ITS
sort Of club where nations wrangle be-
tween wars."-Lite.
80 Silas was charged with having
seven wives. Was tn judge severe
Gil hlm?" lawful! He discharged
him with all of his wives waitin' fer
him in tn corridor"
He-I.ike all young men, l have my
faults. She-Yes. but they are so in
significant that no self-respecting girl
would feel justified in marrying you to
reform you.-Illustrated Bits,
The Doctor-You don't like travel
ing on the cars? Well, enjoy it well
enough, except for the dust and Gin
ders. The Professor-Cinders? Eyei
There's the rub.-Chicago Tribune.
Patent Medicine Proprietor - Did
that chap we sent the gross of medi-
cine to send us a testimonial? Secre-
tary-Well, no; but we got cards of
thanks from several Of his heirs
Puck.
Scripture verified: Hearing Of tax
assessor who had been waylaid and
shot by robbers, Brother Dickey said:
How truly do de Bible say, De way
of de tax assessor Is hard! Atlanta
Constitution.
why, Johnny, how much you look
like your father!' remarked visitor
to a 4-year-old. "Yesm," answered
Johnny, with an air of resignation;
that's what everybody says, but
can't help it."
Doctor, how can l make sure that
the ice use on the table Is free from
germs?" Boil It," and the good fam
lily physician at once made a two-dol-
lar entry in his ay-book.-Detroit
Free Press.
miss Loyelace- Alicia-wtll you not
consent to be mistress Of my estates7
l cannot tell you how much l love
you" "Oh, acknowledgements you
can give me a rough estmate-in
acres. Life.
Her Mother-Mr. Sloman has been
coming to Sc you for quite long
while. Maude. What are his inten-
tons? Do you know? She-Well, 1
think he intends to keep on coming
Philadelphia Press.
Young man." said Dustin Stax, II
had to work for my money" well.
father" was the chilly reply. enough
people In our set are throwing that up
to me without your talking about it"
Washington Star.
Tom-So Miss Turner refused you,
chr Did she give any reason for do
ing so? Jack-Yes, indeed two OF
them. Tom-What were they? Jack
Myself and another felow.-Su-
perior (Wis) Telegram.
Old Lady-Meat is very dear, butch
er. I can hardly afford to buy any.
Rutcher-Why not turn vegetarian,
mum? Old Lady-No, indeed; | was
born and brought up a Baptist. and
I'm not going to change my religion
at my time Of life.
He-Do you think marriages are
made in heaven? She-I don't know.
Perhaps they are, but I'd be satisfied
with one made in-or, that Is. or
course, l wasn't thinking what-oh,
Charlie, do you really mean it?-Ch!-
cago Record-Her
A little fellow in saying his prayers
one night entreated a blessing on his
aunt who was dangerously Ill. and
gravely concluded with these words:
And please, God. don't forget her adj
dress. She lives at Blank street, on
the third floor to the right"
Newitt-I see great statistician
says that considerably more than one
half the worlds population is fem