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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
European Breakfasts.

Mark Twain, in speaking of the typi-
cal European breakfasts, said: "Do
you know what l'll do? Pll nail a
piece of cuttle-fsh bone to the Chin
ney, and every morning I'll hop up on
the mantel and take pick at it with
a tin bill. 1t will be just as filling
and much cheaper than a European
breakfast ;"
1t is evident that Mr.. Clemens pre-
fers the typical American breakfast
dish of Pillsbury's V.tos with good
cream and sugar.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Height of Sea Waves

Careful experiments made by noted
English navigator along the north
coast of Spain show that waves fire.
quently attain a height of AZ feet,
which is nothing compared to the rise
of Pillsbury's Vitos in the estimation
of people who like good, pure. common
sense wheat food. You will like it. Ask
for it at your grocer's.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Economical Thought.

"Oh, George said Mrs. Youngman,
my canary birds dead"
"Yes| replied her husband. You're
not grieving much"
No; you see, l can have it stuffed
for my hat next fall. and then the rest
of the hat won't cost you SO much."-
Philadelphia Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Peaceful.

"Bobbins was tickled to death over
the outcome of the Portsmouth confer
ence. He is a radical advocate of uni
versal peace
THAT so?'
81 should say so. Why. he offered
to lick any one in the hotel who dis
agreed with him on the subject"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Her Misea.abie Iuck.

First Summer Girl-Did you hear
about the miserable luck had yester-
day?
Second Summer Girl-No; what was
It?
First Summer Girl-While in ba tn
Ing man rescued me from drowning
Second Summer Girl-Why, I'd call
that good luck
First Summer Girl-But the man in
the case Is married.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30

Mrs. Caller-I see your husband is
smoking again l thought he had
given it up.
Mrs. Shopper-So he did; but I
found such lovely smoking jacket at
a bargin sale that he just had to
commence again.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Not Well Trained.

Caller-Is Mr.. Owalott iny
Office Boy-No, sir. He told me To
tell you-that is. he's gone to Los An
geles. sir. He started yesterday.
Caller-And when will he return?
Office -Why-er-after lunch.
sir.-Cleveland Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Professional Advice

The new doctor had been called in
to see lady with swollen jaw.
docs it hurt you to talk?' asked the
pill dispenser.
Yes" she replied
Then don't" said the NJ D. 1.-TWO
dollars. please. ."-Chicago Daily News.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Methods of the Magnates.

Reporter-And why do you carry
Waterbury watch?
Rockysa ge-TO wind when I've moth
ing else to to do.
Reporter-What do you gain by that?
Rockysage-I save time.-Cleveland
Leader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
In After Years.

Wife-But during our courtshlp you
never objected to my talking.
Husband-Of course not. Being
talked to is one thing and being talked
at is quite another.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
To Break In New Shoes.

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, powder
II cures hot, sweating, aching. swollen feet.
cures corns, ingrowlng nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen 5. Olmsted lie Roy, n Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
No Ruhen,a Work.

Mrs. Al de Mustahd-And have you
any paintings by Rubens?
Mrs. Justin de Bunch-Mercy, no.
All our pictures are by the best ar
lists.
Mrs. A. de M.-But Rubens-
Mrs. J. de B.-Don't tell me. l new
er saw rube yet that could paint
Cleveland Leader
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30

The average wife suspects that
something is wrong about five years
before she finds Ii out.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Stale.

Stubb-There goes Miss Flasher Says
she is just back from Newport and her
complexion is as brown as a nut.
Penn-Yes, q chestnut
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Beware of Ointments Tor Catarrh that
Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and com pie tely derange the whole sys-
TEN wnen entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles .ould never be used
except on prescri ptions from reputable ply
sioians, as The damag they will DO is ten fold
to I e good you can posi- oily derivetrom them.
Hall s Catarrh Cure, manufactured Iy +. j.
Cheney d Co., Toledo, O., contains no n ercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. 1t is taken internally, and IN adj
in Toledo, Ohio, by +. J. Cheney 4 Co. Testi-
monials free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows Soothin e
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the te ething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30

For bronchial trounles try Piso's Cure
Tor Consumption. 1t is a good cough
medicine. AT druggists. price 25 cents.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30

1t pays TO keep the good will OF the
people. But 1t is difficult t. keep 1t
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
The Inevitable Comma rtson.

The son of the old counterfeiter gazed
critically at the bogus coins that the
hopeful young apprentice spread before
him.
Then he shook his grizzled head.
These are not as good as the dollars
that father used to make" he slowly
said-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30

Here is picture of one OF the most perfectly
finished organs now manulac tured. 1t is the
Pacific Queen, uade especially for Eilers Piano
house. choice of fancy walnut or selec ed
oak ca es Zine, very large beveled plate mir
ror, perfectly finished; an ornament 10 any
mansion.
Numerous new and valuable improvements
are mbouled i'll this organ. making it ut once
one OF the best and most durable organs man
ufactured in tie United >t4 es.
uilt with special regard to Pacific Coast
climate.
Resdes the regular reed tone, This instru-
ment $50 has several Cctaves OF the regular
pipe effects, to be found in no other make.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30

cI1o Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
ITO after first days ofDr line Great erve
Resorer Send for Free 81 trial bottle and treatise
Dr. H. ii. Kline Ltd. 93l Arch St.. Philadephi Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
wan TED

A tract of | 800 to 1000 acres of pasture
land in the willamette valley, within
fair distance of the railroad Must be
reasonable in price, well watered and
in Marion, Linn, Lane, Benton or Polk
county. Address, with full particulars,
Buyer, No. 4l5 Marquam Bldg, Port
land, Oregon.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-30
Empty.

Dummeigh-What about this canteen
problem?
Brisque-Oh. there's nothing in it,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
KUROPATKIN LACKS DECISION.
German Military Expert Criticizes the
Russian Commander

BERLIN, Feb. 4.-Colonel Gaedke,
for the first time since his return from
the Far East, where he was war corre-
spondent for the Tageblatt, has writ
ten his opinion of General Kuropatkin.
Although through and through
honorable man, benevolent, personally
brave, admirable in the quiet of his
work-room, simple in his tastes and an
excellent administrator, Kuropatkin
lacks that glance that penetrates the
darkness Of situation, quick decision,
immediate correlation of means, and,
before all, the unsympathetic will that
alone triumphs in war-that without
compassion uses the bodies and souls
of his men in taking their last and best
to encompass victory" he says. such
men as Kuropatkin are not few in the
Russian Army, and their qualities at
tach the soldier to his flag. but they
do not win victories. Kuropatkin at
Liaoyang burdened his mind with plac-
ing individual regiments, battalions
and batteries and lost thereby the con-
ception of the whole"
Colonel Gaedke regards Kuropatkin
as over-cautions and concludes:
mo leader is so bad as he who will
not take q risk
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
FEUD OF GENERALS
AT FRONT DISTURBS
CARS WAR STAFF
Kuropatkn May Reinquish Command of
the Manchuran Army.
BLAMES GR1PENBERG FOR LATE FAILURE

general characterized these statements
as unjustified and not supported by
facts.
Colonel Reiss, who was among the
negotiators of the surrender OF the
fortress, said:
"The garrison could not have held
out moment longer. 1t would nave
been murder. Only fifteen roubles re-
mained in the military treasury out OF
million and a half at the commence
ment OF the siege. Four hundred men
were dying daily at the hospitals, prin-
cipally from wounds and scurvy. Gen
Kondratenko was the hero OF the
siege"
Colonel Reiss further declared that the
Japanese We're admirable soldiers. but
poor in the use of the bayonet, COM
pared with the Russians and French.
General Stoessel and others OF ms
party will transship at Port Said for
Odessa.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
AGENTS AFTER
SMUCCLER RING

Secret service agents OF the Govern
ment are said TO have unearthed exten-
sive Custom-house frauds in the i'm
portation of goods from the Orient and
according to one source Of information
a large wholesale firm of this city is on
the verge of ruin because of the exac-
tions that are to be made for viola
tions of the laws. differentiation OF
goods in the invoices displayed to the
port officials Is the chief offense Of the
importers and as the Government is
severe in Furnishing such imposition on
it. the dissolution of this particular
firm is looked for.
Much secrecy has been maintained
by the department representatives
from Washington and it Is intimated
that the revelations they will make
will be far-reaching. 1t appears that
the authorities at Washington became
convinced that the Government was
being defrauded on a large scale, and
that Misrepresentation was practiced
boldly to avoid payment Of the high
duties on many articles. Secret Serv-
ice men were dispatched to make in
vestigation.
Their Iabors are understood to have
borne fruit in marked degree. Most
of the imposition on the Governments
collectors was found in importations
of the curios Duties are paid on silks
for the most part by the pound, and
there could, therefore. be no great
amount of fraud committed by the i'm
porters of these goods.
Nathan Bentz Of Santa Barbara. an
importer of Japanese. curios. has al
ready walked the carpet before Collec-
tor Stratton and will undoubtedly suf-
fer heavy penalties for placing too low
a valuation on the goods he brought
across the Pacific. ts
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
EXPERTS MAKE
MANY MISTAKES

DENVER, Colo, Feb. 4.-For the first
time since the Peabody gubernatorial
contest began before the joint legis-
lutive COMMITTEES hearing was held to-
day in the morning, SO that a night ses-
sion could be dispensed with.
a number of witnesses, both Demo-
cratic and Republican. o-day identified
as their own ballots which experts
had declared to be fraudulent. Attor-
ney r. ]. ID. Robinson, Republican
election judge, identified his ballot
among forty Republican ballots which
an expert had declared were written
by the same person.
The witness declared that II was abb
solutely impossible that these ballots
lad been switched.
on examining the list Of fifty Dem
ocratlc and forty Republican names
corresponding TO the ballots which Ex-
pert Fleury reported were in one hand
writing, the witness declared that he
was personally acquainted with forty
nVe OF the Democrats and thirty-fiye
OF the Republicans and knew that they
voted at that precinct on election day.
The other ten he knew were legally
registered, but did not know them per-
sonally
william c. Lyons convicted of being
an accessory to Illegal voting at the
November election, to-day withdrew his
motion for new trial, and Judge
Frank T. Johnson sentenced him to
jail for six months. Lyons was a clerk
in the City Auditors office.
Guy G. Wheeler and Charles B.
Rueve, election officers, we're convict
cd to-day of breaking the seals of bal
lots and were sentenced to Jail for six
months each.
The star witness of the afternoon was
Mrs. Kate Hogan. Although Demo-
crat, she had acted as a Republican n
watcher in precinct Ii, ward 6. on
election day. In that precinct Expert
w. r. Pfouts had testified that eighty
three Democratic and twenty-five Re-
publican ballots were in the same hand
writing.
Mrs. Hogan stated that when she
read of charges of fraud in her precinct
she made a personal canvass, and out
OF $50 people who voted she checked
up S47. The others she could not find
and understood they had moved.
The names of thes alleged fraudulent
voters were read TO Mrs. Hogan. and
with one exception she stated that they
were bona-fde residents and voters.
The committee will resume its hear
ings on Monday afternoon.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
PRISONERS BROUGHT IN
Russians Capture Two Hundred Jap
anese on the Shalxhe.

anese on the ShaEhe.
MUKDEN, Feb. Although there is
momentary pause in the operations.
Russian activity on the Shakhe River
has not ended. Two hundred Japanese
prisoners were brought in to-day. They
were badly dressed and suffering from
cold
The japanese report that 500 Rus
SLAMS were taken prisoners during the
Sandepas operations is untrue and
the Japanese losses greatly exceed the
Toxic estimates of the Russian losses,
because in their advance over the froz-
en- ground it was impossible for the
Japanese to entrench.
The report that General Kuropatkin
received orders from ST. Petersburg to
advance on account of the internal con-
ditions in Russia also is untrue. The
fighting was begun Independently, and
the operations could have assumed i'm
portant dimensions only in case of the
success of their primary object, the
capture Of Sandepas.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
NOTED PHILOSOPHER
Is GUEST AT DINNER
Professor George III. Palmer Is Enter
tanned by the Members of the
Harvard Club.

f1dINdEG OluD.
George H. Palmer. professor of phil
osophy at Harvard University, was
guest of the Harvard Club at its quar-
terly dinner, given last evening at the
st. Francis Hotel. Fairfax Wheelan.
president Of the club, presided at the
affair. at which there were present
fOrty-six members Of the organization.
Among the other notable guests at the
dinner were President David Starr
Jordan of Stanford University, Presi-
dent Benjamin Ide Wheeler of the
University Of California, Senators Bel
shaw and Lukens and Courtenay w.
Bennett, local Consul General of Great
Britain.
Sir Charles H. Tupper, who is
graduate of Harvard, was among the
guests invited, but sent letter of re-
grets in which he attributed his alb
sence 70 the fact that he is suffering
from a bad cold. The men named were
the speakers Of the evening.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
LAWYERS IMPATIENTLY
AWAIT GOVERNORS ACTION
Supreme Justices Assign Four Hun
dred Cases to the New
CO.YrtS Of AnuaaI


Courts of Appeal
The lawyers note that the Governor
is taking ample time to consider the
merit and fitness of the applicants for
judgeship of the new courts of appeal.
1t is the common impression now that
the appointments will not be an
nounced until the Legislature has pro-
vided means for maintaining the ma
chinery of the courts. The Supreme
Court, however, is going ahead on the
theory that the courts were created
when the amendment to the constitu-
ton providing for such creation
was adopted by the people. AL
ready 400 cases have been assigned to
the appellate courts and other assign
ments will be made from time to time.
A large number of the assigned cases
have been sent to the court which en-
braces San Francisco in the district
boundaries.
There is gossip to the effect that the
appointments are already framed in
the Governors mind and that the for
turate applicants are: San Francisco
dlstrict-Judges Cooper, Harrison and
CARRIER; Sacramento district-Judges
Burnett, Middlecoff and Chipman:
Los Angeles district-Judges Allen,
Gray and Smith.
Supporters of Judge Henry A. Mel
vim of Alameda, Edward NJ. Sweeney
OF Shasta, Judge Mannon of Mendo-
cino and Judge Shaw of San Diego are
not inclined to accept the gossip as a
true forecast of the Governors inten-
tions.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
PEACE RUMoR ovERwoRKED.

LONDON, Feb. 4-The Foreign Of
flee declares there is no foundation for
the report that conferences have taken
place at Berlin between Chancellor Won
'Bulow and the British ambassador,
Sir Frank Lascelles, with the object
of bringing about peace between Rus
sia and Japan.
BERLIN, Feb. 4.-The London report
that Emperor William considers this
an opportune moment for Great Brai-
tain and Germany to Join in an effort
for peace in the Far East is treated
by the Foreign Office here as being
merely variation of an old phantasy
quite without semblance of foundation.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
BURYING RUSSIAN DEAD.
Japanese Inter Nine Hundred Bodles
on Battlefield.

CdpdneSe Inter Nine huHulOu A
on Battlefield.
RUSSIAN HEADQUARTERS Huan
Mountain Manchuria, Friday. Feb. ..
The artillery engagement has been re-
sumed on the Russian right
TOXIC, Feb 4--The Manchurlan
headquarters telegraphing under date
of February 8, says:
'On Thursday, February z, the
enemy's Sartillery bombarded drom
several points our right wing. Other
wise the situation is unchanged. In
the direction of our center at lZ.oo
o'clock this morning one company or
the enemy's infantry attacked our out
posts from the Mukden road and later
another section was attacked in the
neighborhood of Wanchiayuantzu.
Both attacks were repulsed.
I'm the direction of our left the
enemy has been attacking since the
morning of February 2. Their force,
which consisted of the First and Fifth
Rife brigades, was driven back. The
enemy's losses are estimated at TOO.
We witnessed the removal of more
than 800 dead.
THE Russian dead already inferred
after the battle of Heikoutal, in the
reighborhood of Sumpao alone, num-
Der 900."
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
PRISONERS WE'LL TREATED.
Japanese War Department Denies Re-
ported Accusations.

TOXIC, Feb. 4.-The War Depart
ment to-day issued an extended state
ment in denial of charges that Russian
prisoners in Japan have been mistreat-
ed. These charges were alleged to
have been contained in letters written
by prisoners who belonged to the
cruiser Rurik of the Vladivostok squad
rom 1t was. said that the letters were
smuggled out in bamboo canes.
The statement denies that any pris-
oner was struck. as alleged; declares
that the Russian wounded receive the
same treatment as the Japanese wound
ed, and says that the food given the
prisoners is Of a more expensive quail
ity than the fare of the Japanese SOL
diers.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
sToEssEL is INDIGNANT.
Accuses British Correspondent of Jug
CLING With Truth.

COLOMBO, Ceylon, Feb. 4-General
Stoessel, the former commander of Port
Arthur, and the Russian officers and
others accompanying him arrived here
to-day from Japan. In an interview
the general denied the statements pub
lished to the effect that Port Arthur
was surrendered prematurely. He
was especially indignant at the state
ments made by London newspaper on
January 26, in dispatch from Picking.
that there were at the time of the sur
render 25,000 able-bodied men in Port
Arthur capable Of making a sortie:
hundreds of officers. all well nourished:
plenty Of ammunition, the largest mag
azine being untouched and full to the
roof, and that there was an ample sup
ply of food for three months, even if
no fresh supplies were received. The
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
RECONNAISSANCE IN FORCE.
Slavs Capture Vantze Pass and Then
Are Driven Out.

TSINKHETCHEN, MAnchuria Thurs
day Feb. "A reconnaissance in force
was undertaken on February l by the
Russian advanced post toward Dziant-
chan, fourteen miles southeast Of
Tsinkhetchen. The troops started at
early morning and by noon drove in the
japanese to Santziache. Then, moving
around Vantze Pass, the Russians
f1anked the Japanese position from the
east and compelled the Japanese to fall
back to Chapten Pass. The Russians
stormed and occupied a portion of
Vantze Pass at 1880 a. M, but the
japanese being reinforced by 5000 men
the position of the Russians was un-
tenable. Having carried out the mis-
sion of feeling the enemy's strength.
the Russians then withdrew fighting,
capturing few Japanese.
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05

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The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05

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The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
Hermann,s Sons Masquerade.

Eintracht Hall was crowded last
night. despite the .inclemency OF the
weather. with the members and friends
of the United Lodges of Hermann's
Sons. The occasion was the sixteenth
prize masquerade ball given by the
Order of Hermann's Sons of San Fran
cisco to it's many friends, and at an
early hour the merry-makers were on
hand
The San Francisco call., 1905-02-05
Professor Stephens TO Lecture.

Professor H. Morse Stephens will
lecture tomorrow evening at the art
gallery Of the Mechanics Pavilion.
The subject he will lecture on is The
Napoleonic Period IN Europe" The
lecture on February 20 will be on
The Rise Of the Nations"