The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-02-04

! ne coDl4o.2OfG-Wf Wfy-Gf-EOu KNOW,
: they use it in the names OF the Greek
| letter socicties.-Puck.
| least-Dll you hear about his los
ing control OF his automobile? Grim
sor beak-No. Yeast-The sheriff S
go lt.-YonlZers Statesman.
The proprietor is out good deal,
IS he not:" asked the visitor. yes,
I nc is, according to the books" replied
the clerk.-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
She-I appreciate the compliment,
but I'm afraid | could never make you
happy. "Oh yes, you could! You don't
Know how easily pleased an"-Life.
Teacher-Sunuose your father gave
your mother $50 and then took SIS back
again. What would that make?' Tom
'1y-All kinds O troublc.-Philadel.
phia Ledger
The Leading Man-What's to be
done? We've got the wrong trunks.
The Pessinistic Stage Manager
Aw. what of it? What difference will
it make to the hotel keeper?-Puck.
Tom-Old Biffkins caught me in the
act of kissing his daughter last night.
jack-Serves you right. You ought to
go slow about such things. Toni
did. That's why got caught--Chica-
go Daily News.
"Bliggins says he is an Independent
voter" Well" answered Senator
Sorghum, Il suppose that means that
he hasn't been able to persuade any
body in either party to promise him
an office. e."--Washington Star.
why have you engaged in such a
disreputahle business?" we asked. The
thief hung his head. "An extravagant
family" he faltered, "has not permit
ted me to accumulate enough to make
the business respectable. PUCK.
"Yaws." said sapleigh, sI-aw-had
typhoid fe,ah when l was boy and
they were--aw-afwaid Iqwould lose
me mind, doncher know And did
you lose it them" asked Miss Caus-
tique, Observation-Disclosures Daily
Ne VS..
Vetcrina:y-So your new bull pup is
sick? What seems to be the matter ,
with him? Owner-A little of every ,
thing, l guess. While we were away |
his afternoon he chewed up and swal-
Owed the dictionary.-Detroit Free ,
rress.
1t was a case Of assault and bat
cry During the alteration" queer
ed the police magistrate, did the ac
,used use an expletive?' mo. your
:onor," replied the prosecuting wit
less "he only used his fist. Chicago
Daily News.
And wLo does the violin belong to,
Irs. Brown?' "Oh, that's me us
,aad's, sir. e wouldn't be 'appy till
G got one But | didn't know he
ould play it, "Oh, no, sir; e can't.
Why, e don't rightly know ow to wind
t I'd yet Punch.
Miss Plane-Yes, Tom proposed last
light, and accepted him. See this
ing-' Miss Wise-Indeed? BY
he way, dear, don't attempt to cut
lass Will CllaG i uid, "a
Gull make another nick in the stone.
philadelphia Press.
Briggs-What a fellow you are. II
ont believe you thought Of your wife
nee while you were away. Grigss-
N tie contrary. l couldn't get her
ut of my mind for a minute. l was
fraid she d get onto the racket, don't
on know.-Roston Transcript.
George" said Mrs. Dovekins, Il
Isl; you'd tell me something" What
it, iove?" IF it's always such
,rious thing when one army turns
mother falkland it seems that they
re always bound to try to do it-why
, they have tanks :'-L nicago Rec
ID Herald
DO ycu approve OF the use OF money
q campaigno" q Certainly" answer
| Senator Sorghum, for legitimate
,pooses. But the trouble is that SO
any people think that torchlight
-ades and brass bands are legtim-
@ expenses, and use the money that
ay instead CT buying votes with it."
'ashingtOl Star.