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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25

At the Rock Island (European)-J
J. Alger. Springfield, Mass; James NJ.
Corrigan. r. B. Harris. J. F. Connolly.
a. F. Bower Chicago; 4. F. Frazier.
Beardstown: W. II. Dales. Chicago; J.
L. Robertson. Bloomington; T. Scott
Brown. CISCO; George s. Hanson. Ra
cine Wis: Louis ~ Elliott. agent For
Her Sake company; p. J. Farrelly,
Chicago: George w. Watts. Galesburg (;
Oscar Phillip. Clinton: c. A Piper. AL
lerton. Iowa; 4. Otis Picard, Chicago;
C. X. Boman. Galesburg; c. w Black,
St Louis; \. NJ Lewis, Canton; Z.
g. Lisle. Galesburg; NJ. +. Foster. Chi
cage; l. r. Pitney, Peoria; Frank p
Gnlett. Drury; George Rausch, Illinois
City; Albert Sewer, Drury; II. p Bru-
ner Edgington T. r. Lees, Coal Val
ley: Robert SackvilIe. Coal Valley; w
r. Cary. Carbon Bin; Z. J. Dennis
Washington, d. C., Silas Wright, Chi
cago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25

BY THE J. w. POTTER CO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25

Postmaster General Cortelyou is one
of the finest amateur pianists in the
country. Indeed, at one period in his
life he seriously considered making
music his profession. Whenever the
cares of his Office have proved I'M
usually heavy he goes to his den and
sits down at the piano in the dark.
Mrs. Cortelyou knows when he is be
ginning TO forget his official troubles
for then he ceases the minor strains
passes TO more lively music. generally
finishing with triumphant march. Mr..
Cortelyou finds the same stimulus and
refreshment in music that other men
finds in drink, drugs or long walks.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25
The Steel Trust,

The annual report of the United
States Steel corporation for 1904. ac
cording to the World. the worst year
in its history, describes a business OF
such magnitude in the basic necessity
of the industrial world as to be OF
more than merely financial interest
The "billion-dollar trust" has in fact
capital liabilities of all classes of
about $1,445. 600 900. and its total bal
ance sheet assets foot up 1851 600
600. Ii mined in 1904 10000. 600 cars
of iron ore and produced 5000, 900 tons
of coke. II produced 100000 tons q
Portland cement, 5000 tons of spikes
bolts, nuts and rivets. $4,000 tons of
steel axles. Its two heaviest products
were rails and wire products. about
30 pounds each for every inhabitany
of the United States.
The total production of steel was
S.406.37S long tons. This was more
than a million tons below the 1902
figures. but in that year more steel
was produced by this single company
of a single nation than the whole
world made in 1855. Yet the steel
trust cannot be called a monopoly II
made less than 90 per cent OF the
country's steel in 1902 and a smaller
percentage last year.
In an age of steel no other nation
either makes or uses 50 much of this
material The per capita steel produc-
ton in 1908 in the different countries
was as follows: United States. 400
pounds: Germany. $50 pounds; Unit
ed Kingdom. 275 pounds: France. 100
pounds: Austria-Hungary 50 pounds:
Russia, 20 pounds.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25

There is something besides politics
at stake in the coming election of a
mayor of Rock Island. The verdict of
the ballot box will seal the city's fate
for two years TO come. And who
knows what may happen in these two
Nnare
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25

Commissioner Hull of Iowa wants it
understood that any part of his talk
about the Japanese peril which does
not agree with the administration at
Washington is the reporters fault,
says the Chicago Examiner.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25
The SAD Life story OF Kittie smith.

The news colsimns of The Argus a
few days ago told of the life story of
Kittie Smith, a young woman living
at South Whitley. Ind. Her affection
as told by those familiar with her is
one of the saddest ever penned Kit
tie Smith lived in Chicago with her
father. her mother being dead. The
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25

Mr.. Cavanaugh says he is willing
to be judged by his record as a ser
want of the people. Is Mr.. Knox will
ing that the people should fix their
estimate Of him on a similar basis?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25

TERMS - Daily. 10 cents per week.
Weekly, 81 per year in advance.
All communications OF argumentative
character. political or religious. must
have real name attached for publica-
tion. No such articles will be printed
over fictitious signatures.
Correspondence solicited from every
township in Rock Island county.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25
Saturday, March IS, 1905.

Before President Castro starts on
the invasion OF New Orleans he should
be particular about getting a return
ticket.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-03-25
THE HOTELS.

At the Harper. J. Harrington
Kansas City; J. b. Bartholomew. Peo-
ria; A. o. Bist, Chicago; Andrew Har-
ringtOn. Galesburg; II. S. Robbins, St.
Louis; V. f. Sandberg. Max Stein. Chi
cago: J. NJ. Rapp. Fairfield. H.; H. o.
Mimms. Edinburg; NJ. J. Daugh-
erty. Bruce Campbell c. kissed
ley Campbell, Fred Keck Campbell.
Horace Russell Campbell. GaIesburg
c. E Ely. Chicago; 4. II. Ginger. New
York; c. f. Whiting, ST. Paul; f. Fla
herty. W. H. Allyn. Chicago: S. W.
Smith. Springfield; y. w. McGrew. G.
w. Smith. Chicago; John 4. Vincent.
Springfield; Walter Langley. Grand
Rapids; NJ Taylor, Peoria; Roy c..
Harden. F. l.. Wilkinson. Chicago: A
ROsenfield. New York; w 4. Smith,
Chicago; J. Thorn, Lockport; H. p.
Greenough. Cedar Rapids; c. W
George Charles w. Lersch, Chicago:
b. G. Beckett. Boston; c. NJ. Odds.
New York; c. f. Dudley. Galesburg:
H. F. Duncan, Omaha; T. f. Van SAINT
Kansas City; a. S. Macfarlane, Bos-
ton; Allen Munroe. r S. Webster
Chicago; James c. Egbert, New York:
John Z. Bacon and wife, Chicago; f.
p Maxwell. Dixon.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07

lpclhc Ben &crlplut0etcn SillIe let
item monter, lultr0cn bon Den lplttbelts
Den 0~olfanlailcn prrlpltr1Qet o0er en-
idlooclt. Gicie Shrcdenallofrldtelt
limo nod uulbcit1tIgt llllb l6elllcit
ouf Gr5Gblungen bon 6lild)tltl19en 81
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ocrbolltngcn Der Sd)iIoerluhgcn ocr
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bnra, pio Gnotfubncn Is. 9e5cntber.
mcloct, Dab oua Saskatchewan Der
Itrifcnocn Ielcgropbiltcn ltno FoIt-
bcoicuitctcn in Wtoatou iolgcnoe Ge-
pcld,c an ouc StGote in NllBlon0 &c.
ididt bot:
y}nlc Cure 6or0erunQcn lpcroen be.
miliot mcrocn. SCBt Den Strife tort
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Stritcr o%enun5ircn 0icic 2clttc ol3
&crbrcd)cr mo iorocrn oa9 &olf ulli,
tic Ill boncottcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07
GaltcS go0.


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ell Boot ocrla0en 0lclea BON einem
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pcni9e Sub iiber Die @aIierfl0dle err
boben, ais es nit irinen Sniniien III
Den 6lub 5uriid fiel, uno nit Miibc
uno 9totb Die Eoliogierc iid) ans Dem
9tcbpcrf bon Striten befreiten lunb
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gen licBeu. Der Grinder 2lt0lom
filnotgtc an, onB cr OemnGdIt eillcn
ncllcn &crilid magcn miro, iobolo bic
notbmcnoig 1emor0cncn Rcporoturcn
becn0ct icin mer0ct.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07
3luolf Singer nno ;luolf 3cbcn.

y 0 it on. Wtoii., 6. 0c5cmbcr. -
6rut Otolt0e g8iIcU, Die @ottin bon
Mintbrop @ilcu 9tr. 1863, Gditcrt-
NOcrnlc, Spn, ldcnftc aclteru cinent
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gcrilitct lit. 0o3 9obp lit ionit gollj
lormnf, gdn5lif qciuno ut0 miegt
~ Eiuno. Ger iunge @cltbiirgcr
id)cint ilbrigen9 elmer iCbr bicliinoc.
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Ofltttcr fMn nit led)a 1in0crlt al ic-
Scr Sonb uno itdjs 3eben AT jeoem
1rB sur 8clt ulO ibre @robnultter
lno ibr llr9robpnter morcn Don Scr
Natllr cbcnio rCid,lid bc0ad)t moroen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07
Mus Samoa.

Gutuifo, Somoo. 81. Nopcnk
Der (pio Son Ironciaco, 6. Gc5elll
bct). = TrGiiocnt Hooiepclt bat ei,
men @rief erpiocrt, Ser ibm ollrd) ben
@ollocrneltr BON Illtuila 5ugefonts
men mar ulto III meIdcn Sllintonlln,
lucld)cr Dor Der omcritoniid)cn Sffll
patton BON Slltltilu aonia Scr Mo
llito . Chiffon BON Snmon gepeicn
mar, ibm icinc bobe @iirOigitng ser
&croiellte Scr anlcrifonildcn &ermal-
tltna mtaipridt. Gie bortige 9epoI.
ferllng lei ge9cnudrtig proiperiren
Scr, ais ie 5ipor.
Scr iereripeien0e Berg III Sopoii
(0eittif . Sonloo) lit nod immcr in
G6Gtiafeit, bod beItebei feline Sc
iiirhtungcn bctreiis 1ucitcrer 9tus
Bride.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07
GunntD . Gummtiiar &upf's Grmpr'
0uuQ.

6 y it q o. Sas., 6. Gc5cmbcr.-
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Grnnoroung bes Gountp . GommiiIors
Sobn 9. &opi I'M SerIaiie elmer poll
tiid)ell Seboe lit Der berporrogcnoe
Sofolpolitifcr, Stoatsienator Sranf
s. Sornum. perbaitet lporoerL nho
nie nlal, BON ser Golisei erfabrt, rid)-
tet iid ser &eroatt oes @orbcs gegelt
tin. Sfon 9leid, nad) Der gegcbnng
oeS Mproes mar Geo. Is. Hoberts,
Elm @ahlelerf III Dem betrcIfenoeit
Siitrift, ais Der S1at ucro1dtig felt-
genonlncn mprocn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07
Irnnfrcidl a%etcptlrt.

@nibiugtom 2. e.. 6. Gc;.
- Gie lron5oii'fe &cglcrullI bat sic
GinIobuna oigcnomnlell, lid an ser
Seller III Der N1bc bon %ancatolpn,
90. I'M Sabre 1907 5ur Iycicr orS
@eburtStageS Der anicrifaniid,cn No-
ton al betbeiIigen. unb ctl iron50li.
ides Beidnpooer miro oua 0ieiem Mn.
laB nod &ompton Mo00@ Ncionot
meroen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07
5lpiifcn bcioct @cncrdlcn Die 6olac

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07

Senator Gbaiuncep :. Sepelp
bat ais Gircftor Der Equitable WHIT
rance 60" abgcouuft.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07

lung i'm Scnat.
Ger republifoniihe ScnntS Gou.
fuS, meld)er nod 9eenoigltng Der &c.
itrigcnSibung ohgeboltcn luliroc, ipor
lebr fllr5, mo oos cin5igc nirtlld)e
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mite sur Nrrongiruna Scr Gonllte'
pl0te iilr sic teit eingetrctenen Send
loren 81 crrennen.
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cine otoereSrage erleoigt, lpeld)e olel
IuloB SIT Sisfuiiioncn gcgeben, nam
lid mic man in 9e5I9 olll Die Sena'
toren Burton bon auuias nno Wttt-
heQ bon Sregpn perfobrcn lollc, Die
%hefonntlid) geibe mcgen W~iBbralld)a
ibrer ontliden Steaung crimintIl
pcrllrtbeilt moroen iinb. Cine ieGr
betrddtlihe gn5obl bon Senotoren
lit ser anlid)t. ooB man oieie beioen
ihrer Gpmitepl1Be uerlllltig erflGren
uno Tie ibrer Patronage entfleiben
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sic Yorteiiiibrcr. IS lporb eonlta.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1905-12-07

Suloni d /, europ0iihc Giirtci,
&. Ge5cmbcr. - Ger Aaimutom polt
Deni0pe mcIbct, ooB or I'M Dcniopes
See Die Seid)en BON II in cincm tilri-
lid)en Sample getootctcn @ricdcn INTO
gulgoren innO.
Gie Efortc unb sic VI 4 6 c.
Haria, 6. Gej. - Io9 bieiiQc
gusm1rtige amt iii Der Hnlid)t, ouB
Die Gontropcrie 5luiiden Der Eiorte
unb ben Qtadten beigclcgt ilt, uno
ooB nlir nod Gin5clnbeiten I'll crlcbi-
gen iinb. Gie iuternotionole 6lottc
perbdlt lid untbotiQ lp0brcn0 Der
aoiuitirling 0ieier Gin5clnbeiten.
@eplcr it entrii it ct.
Mobrio 8, 6. Ge5. - er ariea$
Minilter Mepler bat 9lnltoB al elmer
Heoe genommeL meld)e Scr nellt
arieesminilter Suque Dor etllhcn Ia
gen belt. Suquc filnoigtc in Der Ne.
DC Den entidluB oil, Die Gis3iplir il,
Der grnlee luicocr bcr5niteOen. Man
b1lt es fir moglidl noB ein 9ucll
The statesman., 1905-09-15
EAIR DREsSERS.

Miss NJ. Cowden, 1919 2lst street.
Mrs, Eli Turner, 2503 Curtis.
Mrs. j. X. Hsllowell, 2O26 Larimer.
Mrs. NJ e Mackey, 1850 Penn. Ave.
Mrs. Gleaves, ia York 81
LAUNDRY
j. b. Gibbs 2227, Grant avenue.
MINES AND MINERS
Golden Chest Mining & Milling Co.,
1923 18th st.
Richard Evans, 2045 Arapshoe st.
R. G. Holley, violinist 1923 Downing.
Mrs. R ". Mosby, 2751 Arspshoe St
Mabel Fore, 18th d Humbolt St
D. E. Henry, vocal and ins.rumen-
tai music. l74O Blake st.
MILLINERY
Hallowell & Hsllowell POPS Lsrimer
oaCHE6TRAs
R. G. Holley, 1928 Downing.
Chss. Harris, 1887 Lincoln
Centennial Mandolin & Guitar Club.
POOL ROOMS
Thos. Clingman, 1880 Arapahos
PING PONG PARLoRs.
Henry Pinn. 1917 Arapahoe ST
JOB PRINTERS
TIE STATESMAN, 1925 18th 81
PAPER HANGING AND PAINTING
G W. Andrews 1918 2Oth Ave
PLuMBER.
b, Lewis, "A 26th ave.
PHOTOGRAPHERS
W. E. Scott, 25l6 Welton.
REAL ESTATE
Lewis Price, l37 So. fremont.
cRorcHETING, PLAIN SEWING
Mrs Hattie Hogue, ll23 Weltou St.
The statesman., 1905-09-15
Her loalcaI Reasoning.

In his Comic School Tales" H. ].
Barker gives some amusing answers
by children technically known in Eng.
land as "howlers" Here are some OF
them: A teacher in school at Step
ney. East London, was giving her
class an examination on the Scriptur.
al work OF the previous three months
Among other questions the lady
asked: With what weapon did Sam
son slay the thousand Philistines?"
And one girl, jumbling her old and
new testament knowledge, stood up
and replied: with the ar of the apos.
ties" A woman teacher had been ex-
planning the story Of the casting adrift
OF the infant Moses. Now, why was
1t, do you think. that the good mother
daubed the little ark boat so carefully
with slime and pitch?" "oh, ma'am,"
said one little 5-year-old girl, TO make
the baby stick inside"
The statesman., 1905-09-15
SHOWS FOLLY OF WORRY.
Short Talk About PerpIexItles Met
With In ife


Never climb hill until you get to
II, advises a writer in Medical Talk
for the Home We remember as child
ren that in riding through the country
we had a dread Of high hills. How
often We saw far ahead of US, on the
road. formidable looking hill. How
high and rough and steep 1t lool ed.
and how we feared 1t. How hard 1t
would be for the horse to carry US up
such a hill. We we're sure he would
slip and fall and maybe upset the
carriage and so, with the greatest ap-
prehension, we would approach the
dreadful hill. But how surprised we
we're as we came nearer to find the
hill receding. growing fatter, and real
ly no hill at all when we reached the
point that seemed so high and craggy
and dangerous.
So II is with many Of life's perpexi-
ties. How darkly they loom up before
US, what black pail they spread
around us. But when we get close up
to them they have vanished entirely.
We spoil so much Of life in fear and
foreboding. We let slip the beautiful
moments that are ours and spoil them
by dreading the moments of the future
with which we have nothing to do.
We ride over the nice, level country.
forgetting its beauty, unmindful Of its
delight, dreading the hill that never
comes.
The statesman., 1905-09-15
RusE THAT WORKED WELL.
Old csttIeman Never Suspected Why
Knife Was SoapY.


Miss Violet Oakley, the young srti<
whose work in illustrating received
at St Louis one Of the highest awards,
lives on the outskirts OF Philadelphia,
in a quaint, low. white house Of Eng.
lish aspect, called the Red Rose"
Miss Oakley was serving tea in her
studio the other afternoon when the
word "ruse" came up. Every one
had some episode about an odd and
successful ruse to narrate. Miss Oak.
ley said;
u, too, recall a ruse that succeeded
wonderfully, an unexpected and orig.
lnal ruse that friend OF mine EN-.
ployed,
MY friend, a Philadelphia woman.
had recently for s visitor an elderly
uncle from the country, He was .
good old man, as intelligent and sen.
sitive old man, but his table manners
we're not-ah-up to the mark.
MY friend could not think OF taking
her uncle to task about his table man.
ners; II she had 1t would have broken
the poor old gentleman's heart. In.
stead of taking him to task she EN-.
ployed a ruse upon him. Her ruse.
which was quite successful, culminat-
ed like this;
Mary says her uncle at dinner.
this knife of mine tastes soapy.
Very well, uncle. You shall have
apother'
The statesman., 1905-09-15

The STATESMAN is publishing free
a business and professional mems
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ocal Importance. II you are pos
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The statesman., 1905-09-15
intellectually Not Evident.

Sir Robert Ball, the noted British
astronomer, went TO remote town
In Ireland 10 lecture on his favorite
topic. Arriving at the station he look.
ed for the expected conveyance, but
found none. After all the other pas.
sengers had disappeared, q man step.
up and said; Maybe you're Sir Rob
ert Ball!" On receiving an Affirmative
reply the man hastily spologiEed. say
ing: Sure. your honor, I'm sorry
kept you waiting, but | vas tould to
look for an intellectual giatleman."
Sir Robert thought that under the cir,
cumstances II would be better not to
inquire what was the mans idea Of
Intellectually.
The statesman., 1905-09-15

me second knife comes The uncle,
with a grimace, again remarked:
"'Soapy, too, Mary. Just like the
first knife was
my friend frowned.
"It's too bad, uncle she said. But
city servants are so careless. Try eat
ing with your fork. Maybe that's
clean"
The statesman., 1905-09-15

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