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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11
"Why did Jack sell his auto?"
"He got a chance."-Puck.

An extensive house of business in
Boston, the quantity Of whose sales
reaches a portentous amount every
year. is convinced that number Of
men when it has employed have been
unfaithful to their responsibilities. 1t
is alleged that they have stolen at
least 100000 from their employers in
house to find and fire them. 1t might
ask itself also how much modern
methods of business. especially of de-
partment stores. contributed to dull
ing their moral senses.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11
Aaoniz,na Burns.

are instantly relieved and perfectly
healed by Bucklen's Arnica Salve. G.
Rivenbark, Jr. of Norfolk, Va, writes:
II burnt my knee dreadfully; that it
blistered all over. Bucklens Arnica
Salve stopped the pain, and healed it
without a scar Also heals all wounds
and sores. 25 cents at Mcdonald &
Manhood Co, druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11
Give Your Stomach a Rest.

Your food must be properly digested
and assimilated to be Of any value to
Won. If your stomach is weak or dis
ga sed take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t
digests what you eat and gives the
stomach a rest, enabling it to recuper-
ate take on new life and grow strong
again. Kodol cures sour stomach. gas,
bloating, heart palpitation and all di-
gestive disorders. l.. A. Soper Of Little
Rock. KY, writes US: I'VE feel that
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure deserves all the
commentator that can be given 1t as
it saved the life of our little girl when
she was three years old. She is now
six and we have kept it constantly for
her, but of course she only takes it
when now when anything disagrees
with her." Sold by all druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11

A Thousand Dollars Thrown Away.
Mr.. w. w. Baker, of Plainview, Neb.
writes: my wife had lung trouble
for over fifteen years. We tried num-
Der of doctors and spent over a thou
sand dollars without any relief She
was very low and l lost all hope, when
a friend suggested trying Foley's Hon.
ey and Tar which saved her life She
is stronger and enjoys better health
than she has ever known in ten years
We shall never be without Foleys
Honey and Tar and would ask those
afflicted to try It," B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11

have permitted Blythe to name con-
gresham in his place. That Is what
they did to Thomas Updesraff in the
Fourth district and history usually re-
peatS itself"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11

The most reliable preparation fol
kidney troubles on the market is Fol-
ey's Kidney Cure. B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11


cials offer against government super
vision of rates when summed up a
mount to the assertion of the self-evi-
dent fact that special privileges are a
fine thing for those who have them"
observes the Brooklyn Chronicle.
The Britt Tribune says the people
looked at the Hepburn bill a good deal
as an old hen looks at a duckling she
has Matched.
ooh, just wait until there is one In
dian senator and two or three Indian
representatives in Washington from
the new state of oklahoma, eXclaims
the Cedar Rapids Gazette. There
should be proceedings of interest
then"
Should such a bill as the president
advocates be adopted" Indignantly
asks the Burlington Gazette, lis the
operation of price regulation to ter
inmate? Back of the cost of operat-
ing the railroads of the country lies
the cost of labor and the necessary
material for their construction and
operation which has to be met out of
the earnings of the roads, and unless
the commission could fix the price of
these things how could it possibly ar
rive at an equitable maximum freight
rate? AS We intimated in Il previous
article upon this subject, the proposed
bill, should it be adopted by congress,
would be a long step in the direction
of populism and extreme paternalism."
Every department of the govern
ment" says the Homestead of Des
Moines appears to be responding to
the presidents demands for the uni
form enforcement of the laws against
rich and poor, weak and powerful
alike. A new spirit of loyalty to the
best interest of the people seems to
permeate the entire officiary of the
land, and it is gratifying to note that
the judiciary is, as in the past, prov
ing true to the best traditions of the
republic. The disposition to resort to
legal technicalities and refine away
the rights of the public is giving way
to the general desire for justice and
the enforcement of law"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11

The Glidden Graphic does not feel
that Hepburn is deserving Of so much
censure as the voters of his district"
1t believes IF Hepburn had become
a reformer, If he had endeavored hon.
estly to protect the interests of the
shippers Of his district, they would
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11

English SPAWN Llniment removes
all Hard Soft or Calloused Lumps and
Blemishes from horses, Blood Spavns.
Curbs, Sweeney, Ring Bone, Stiles,
Sprains all Swollen Threats. Coughs,
etc Save $50 by use of one bottle.
Warranted the most wonderful Blem-
ish Cure ever known. Sold by c. j.
Lander druggist Marshalltown. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11
MOTHERS. DO you KNOW

the many so-cal1ed birth medicines, and
most REMEDIES for women i'll the treatment
of her delicate organs, contain more Or
less opium, morphine and strychnine?
Do You Know that i'll most countries
druggists are not permitted to sell narcot-
les without labelling them poisons?
Do You Know that you should not
take internally any medicine tor the
pain accompanying pregnancy.
Do You Know that Mothers Friend
is applied externally only?
Do You Know that Mothers Friend
is celebrated prescription, and that it
bs.-been in use over forty years, and that
zach bottle of the genuine bears the name
Of The Bradfeld Regulator Coz
Do you know that when you use this
remedy during the period of CESSATION
that you will be free of pain and bear
healthy, hearty end clever children?
Well, these things are worth knowing.
They are facts. Of druggists at S1oo.
Don't be persuaded to try substitute.
Our little book "Motherhood free.
THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO., Atlanta Ca
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11
IOWA OPINIONS AND NOTES.

The language of the Arlington News
seems singularly appropriate and we'll
chosen when it says: Blythe don't
Jump onto any man nor make big
fuss, but when the time for action
comes he is always on hand with the
goods and they are generally turned
over in good shape and with prompt
ness and dispatch"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-02-11

The Britt Tribune says the people
looked at the Hepburn bill a good deal
as an old hen looks at ducklng she
has Matched.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Cure to STAY Cured.

Wapello, Iowa, Sept. 18th (SpeciaD
One of the most remarkable cures
ever recorded in Louisa County is
that of Mrs. Minnie Hart of this place.
Mrs. Hart was in bed for eight
months and when she was able to sit
up she was all drawn up on one side
and could not walk across the room.
Dodd's Kidney Pills cured her. Speak
ing Of her cure, Mrs. Hart says:
Eyes, Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me
after / was in bed for eight months
and | know the cure was complete for
that was three years ago and I have
not been down since. In four weeks
from the time | started taking them
| was able to make my garden. No
body can know how thankful | am to
be cured or how much | feel l owe
to Dodds Kidney Pills.
This case again points out how
much the general health depends on
the Kidneys. Cure the Kidneys with
Dodd's Kidney Pills and nine-tenths
Of the suffering the human family is
heir to, will disappear.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
BRACELET EMBLEM OF POWER.
Afterward 1t Was a Reward of Brav-
ery Shown in Battle.

cry Sit0Wfl III DdlAiCs
In the most ancient period Of his
tory, the bracelet was an ensign of
royalty. In later times it has been
used in the East as a badge OF
power.
The bracelet Of Rebecca mentioned
in Genesis) weighed 10 shekels, or
about five ounces.
Among the ancient Romans the men
as well as the women wore bracelets,
but the latter never wore them till
they were betrothed.
Bracelets were at first properly mill
tary ornaments, or rewards, frequent
ly conferred among the ancients, by
generals and princes, on those who be-
haved CALAMITY in fight. They became
afterward arbitrary decorations, as
sumed at pleasure.
1.-THE emblems," says Fosbroke, of
supreme authority among the British
kings were golden bands worn round
the neck, arms and knees. Ornamented
bracelets of brass have been found
round the arms of skeletons in British
barrows."
The northern people used to swear
on their bracelets to render contracts
more NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
SWinqinu Cradle.

Nobody receives more care and at
tention than the baby everybody
seeming to vie with one another in do
ing everything possible to make life
for it comfortable. Still, at times the
mother has other duties that need i'm
mediate attention, and unless she has
somebody to help her to take care of
the baby these duties are left undone.
An Iowa man has devised a swinging
cradle, which, he claims, will be
help to all mothers. The cradle is
suspended by means of rods on a spir
al spring, the latter being attached to
beam and brace fastened at any
convenient place. A slight push of the
cradle sets it in motion, the spring
keeping it moving up and down for
quite long time. Oftentimes all the
baby needs to keep him quiet is a
slight rocking movement of this kind,
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
DiSFIGURED BY ECZEMA.
Wonderful Change in a Night-In a
Month Face Was Clear as Ever
Another Cure by Cuticura.

ST had eczema on the face for five
months, during which time l was in
the care of physicians. My face was
so disfigured / could not go out, and it
was going from bad to worse. A
friend recommended Cuticura. The
with Cuticura Soap, and used Cuticura
Ointment and Resolvent, it changed
wonderfully From that day was
able to go out, and in a month the
treatment had removed all scales and
scabs. and my face was as clear as
ever. (Signed) T. ]. Soth, 317 Stage
Street, Brooklyn, N. Y"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Odd Form of Coal Discovered.

One of Colorado's greatest discover.
les in the form of innovation in coal
is interesting experts and scientists in
that state, where a deposit four and
half feet in thickness has been pros
pected for two miles in extent and
has yielded coal in the strikingly pc
culiar form of little cubes and hexa-
gon-shaped columns. 1t separates cas-
lily, the seams give off little dirt or
dust, 1T burns with a. blue flame, re-
tains heat long time, and makes lit
tie ash. 1t breaks to small nut size
and is considered suitable for hard
coal burners and CRATES. Many regard
the new coal as one of the most yalu.
able find in this almost unknown EN-
pire of riches.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
NOISES IN HER HEAD
Mrs. Reagan was Nervous Wreek
But DR.. Williams Pink Pius
Brought Sound Health.

t" Before began to take DIR. Williams,
Pink Pills." said Mrs. Mary Reagan
of No. 86 Kilburn street, Fall River
Mass, recently, g 1 was in and out If
bed all the time, but now 1 stay up all
day and do all my own work.
ct was badly run down from over.
work. One day noises began in my head
and almost made me crazy. NV head
felt, as if eight band had been nut
around it, and the pressure and the
sounds made me SO uneasy that often
had to walk the floor all night.
g My stomach was in bad shape, and
had smothering sensations. At such
times my body seemed bloodless, NV
hands were like chalk and my face
turned yellow The doctor said had
dyspepsia in the worst form. Then NV
nerves gave way and l was completely
FRUSTRATED. / frequently suffered from
smothering sensations.
1.-THE first box of DR. Williams Pink
Pills that I used quieted my nerves
so that / could get a good nights
sleep, which was new experience for
me. Before / began to use them I was
q nervous wreck and trembled at the
slightest sound. I was 80 weak that I
IHu W SlJ OOW III hil0 ACcS CFO1 low SI0DS
when / went up stairs. Now 1 can run
up whole flight at once. The smother
ing sensations have gone and the noises
in my head have stopped entirely. MY
appearance has greatly improved, for
friends who were alarmed on nay &C..
count before, now say: How well you
are looking = My husband spent over a
hundred dollars on treatment for me that
was worthless, but few boxes of DR..
Williams Pink Pills brought me sound
health"
Sold by all druggists, or sent, post
paid, on receipt of price, so cents per
box, six boxes for 50 90 by the Dr. Viii.
Hams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N Y.
Dryden's Invention.
The poet Dryden is said to have In.
vented the word "witticism"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
'INyENIION/
l'lPRSAS iFr
Cold Storage Sunlight.

Cold storage sunlight in the form
of coal versus the fresh article as
sources of energy interest man OF
Bombay, who says that "the various
sources of energy in the earth may be
divided into two kinds-viz: income
as arising from the daily receipt OF
thermal energy from the sun, which
consists in the growth of vegetables
of all kinds, of stored energy IN ele-
waited water, etc.; and Of saving
which consists of stores OF vegetable
products, such as coal and petroleum,
etc. At present we are making most
inordinate use of the latter, while in
the main ignoring the lavish annual
donations from Helios. After many
years study it has been found cheap
er to plow and SOW eucalyptus than to
import coal. the dry timber being as
serted to be far more efficient than i'm
ported coal and greater in thermal
value, bulk for bulk. This is a specula-
ton over which we have been exercis-
ing our minds for over twenty years
and for which we believe there is still
a solution to be found OF value ines
Unable to humanity"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Asiatics in the TransvaaI.

English inhabitants of the Trans
vaal are much worried over the III
crease in the Asiatic elements In tne
population Already in Natal tne
Asiatics outnumber the Europeans
In Natal, too, the white retail traue
has been almost eliminated as re
suit of Asiatic competition.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

and, no doubt, this device would fully
serve the purpose intended. This de-
vice can also be detached and. re-
moved from one room to another, sep,
arate permanent fastenings only be,
ing necessary.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Lake Morat, in Switzerland, has the
curious property, every tenth year, of
turning red, owing to the presence of
certain water plants, which are not
found in any other lake in the world.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Thirty-two garter snakes have been
born in the Bronx Zoo, calling atten-
ton to the wastefulness of nature in
not providing Complementary stocking
snakes.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

That Arizona federal court Judge
who is charged with sitting with his
feet on the table would be pleased to
have the government inform him what
q table is for.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

John D. Rockefeller is now trying
the Kneipp cure. One fine thing about
the Kneipp cure is that if it doesn't
cure there are no empty bottles that
have to be carted away.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
BuckWheat.

Buckwheat is corruption Of
"beechwheat." The corn is so called
from the similarity Of the shape of its
grains to the mast, or nuts, Of the
beech.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Alfred Austin sees England supinA
on couch OF peace" Well, that's
better than humping the bumps In
south Africa
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

A Chicago man jumped into the lake
and drowned himself because his wife
told him to do so. Good boy! Any
thing to oblige the ladies.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Bellevue has a patient who thinks
himself petrified ant. This case is
unique, although there are many pet
rified ants that think themselves men.
New York Journal.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

If fewer Americans are born than
formerly, as statistics seem to show,
there ought to be more time for the
proper training of those that do come
into the world.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

George Smith was fined $25 for kiss
ing a strange girl on a street car. He
did not know she was a strange girl,
but now he is sure of it.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
FIattery to Any Amount.

There is hardly enough fattery in
the whole world to satisfy one man
who believes he has fine figure that
must be dressed in the perfection of
fashion-New York Press
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

The Kansas took water" at its
christening from the Governor OF it's
namesake, but it will never take wa
ter" from a foe.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Prof. Ross classes golf as fad. 1t
must be one among the people who
play it with the thermometer at 85 or
more.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

A man who claims that he is Russell
Sage is going around on Long Island
giving away money. Yes, he's crazy.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Just to show that it is really getting
abreast of occidental nations China
diScloses a plot to assaSsinate the
dd%ager empress.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Arsenic will ward off yellow fever;
but there is sometimes a chance to re-
cover from the fever.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

People continue to get killed climb
ing the Alps, but swimming the Mag
ara rapids has become comparatively
safe.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

1t is impossible to Judge one
woman's like or dislike for another
by the manner in which they kiss
when they meet.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
TEA

When tea is good, do you
know why it is good; and,
when it's bad, do you know
why it is bad?
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

The Yaquis are wise to seek peace
while there are some of them left to
sign up the papers.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

The sm-rt st has discovered that
many of it's fads do not strike the
popular fancy.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Automobiling may be poetry of mo-
ton until the machine breaks down
then it is blank verse.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

The burglar whose snoring betrayed
him took chances with the never
sleep" variety of detectives.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

when to talk and when to keep still.
But she died
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

the hoopskirt, fashion says. That set.
ties it,
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Care of Indoor Palms.

Indoor palms should be watered as
often as the soil seems dry, and the
leaves sponged frequently with milky
water to remove the dust.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
TEA

The soul is let loose by
tea; it wanders far and for
gets its prison.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
TEA

Do you think you know
all there is in those three
letters, tea?
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
TEA

How does it happen that
all good tea comes to Schil-
ling?
1t doesn't; not all; not all.
Your grocer returns your money If you don't Ike
Bchilling's Besn
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Dryden's Invention.
The poet Dryden is said to have In.
vented the word "witticism."
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-15
The Wise Fox.

The Lion, the Ass and the Fox weki
nanting together, and it was agreed
that whatever was taken should be
shared between them. They caught
large fat Stag, which the Lion ordered
the ASS to divide The Ass took deal
of pSins to divide the Stag into three
pieces, which should be as nearly equal
as possible The Lion, enraged with
him for what he considered q want OF
proper respect to his quality. flew upos
him and tore him to pieces. He then
called on the Fox to divide. The Fox.
nibb.ing off a small portion for him
self, left the rest for the Lions share.
The Lion. highly pleased with this
mark of respect. asked the Fox where
he had learned such politeness and
good breeding. ITO tell the truth,
sire" replied the Fox. Il was taught L
by the ASS that lies dead therR."-'
Esop
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-15
A Creeping Death.

Blood poison creeps up towards
the heart, causing death. j. E.
Stearns, Belle Plaine, Mimi,
writes that friend dreadfully in
ured his hand, which swelled up
like blood poisoning. Bucklen S
Arnica Salve drew out the poison,
healed the wound, and saved his
lief. Best in the world for burns
and sores. 25S at D. A. Hender-
shots drug store.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-15
linn Cuhs "A Pets.

The most attractive household pet1
in the entire animal kingdom are said
to be very young lion cubs. They are
docile, affectionate and quick to learn
tricks, it Is said, besides being very
decorative, considered merely as an az
ticle of furniture. Persons who have
adopted young lions as pets and en-,
Joyed their society for any length OF
time are ever after intolerant Of any
animal so tame and embarrassing a.
dog or cat
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-15
CannibaIS

and savages may delight in
seeing SUFFERING, but the
highest thought Of civilization
q to relieve all pain. This can
quickly be done with HAMLINS
WIZARD OIL.
For internal and external
curative action, it has no equal
In the entire medical world. 1t
relieves the Inflammation which
b irritating your nerves, regu.
lstes the circulation Of the
small blood vessels, and, by
scientific means, gently but Ger.
tainly restores your body to
health.
You can't be sick, If you ward
OF the preliminary action OF
disease microbes, with this
greatest Of all medicines Of
modern times. Price soc and
tl.OO. Fully guaranteed.
For sale and recommended BY
For Sale by All Druggists.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-15
A Good suggestion.

Mr.. G. B. Wainwright Of Lemon
City, Fla, has written the manu-
facturers that much better re-
suits are obtained from the use
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy in cases of
pains in the stomach, collie and
cholera morbus by taking it in wa
ter as hot as can be drank. That
when taken in this way the effect
is double in rapidity. cit seems
to get at the right spot instantly, F"
he says. For sale by Hill Bros.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-15
Cleared for Action.

When the body is cleared for ac-
ton by DR.. Kings New Life Pills
you can tell it by the bloom of
health on the cheeks; the bright
ness of the eyse; the firmness of
the flesh and muscles; the buoy
ancy of the mind. Try them. At
D. A. Memberships drug store,
25S.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-15
Fioaainy In Ensland's Navy.

Learning that boys up to eighteen
In the British navy are still sub
jected to fiogging, q committee of
the Humanitarian league has re-
quested that the admiralty give it
permission to take photographs of
The punishment, stating that it in
tends to placard the walls of Lon:
don and the chief seaport towns
with the pictures to enlighten the
public on the subject.