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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

popular member of Congress from Mis- souri. The small crowd which heard him here is a reflection on Birmingham, Automobiles are being made with a speed of two miles minute. If the dear people can't beat that they had better stay in the house.
 The esteemed contemporary speaks of "a popular song, entitled Everybody Works But Mother" Far be it from us to seem captious. but the title of the song is Everybody Works But Father" Mother is quite busy-in the song
 FIXED AT LAST. There dwelt man in Gotham town-
 Boss Murphy was his name Who ruled the roost in Tammany,
 Till Virtue queered his game  A married man who tossed a coin to decide whether he would continue to live with his wife or leave her, didn't stop to consider that the coin might have di- rected him to stay.
 There is an old man in New Jersey who is 72 years of age and has seen a  culex anopheles, all right.
 A contemporary dubs James Hagen Hyde the Modern Monte Cristo.' but the World Is not his. Every issue attacks the insurance grafters valiantly.
 $10 900 A YEAR? Lots of big salaries are paid these days: Some of them earned, you bet; When its a matter of earning-now What ought M. Witte to get? Just because some people confuse "mes- sage and massage is no sign that they won't go to heaven.
 HAVE YOU SEEN A COPY?
 O, just a word, lest
 We forget
 Has "Fads and Fancies''
 Come out yet?
 'sThe reign of high finance Is ended' says Samuel Gompers but it Is not yet safe to boot the kings.
 It is related that while Governor Penny packer was perambulating in the woods near his country house two huntsmen mistook his beard advancing through the foliage for squirrel. The disadvantages of wearing whiskers on ones face are multiplying every day. Many men who travel through life without a compliment have 1t carved on their tombstones after they are dead.
 YOU FIND
 Smiles and tears, Sobs and laughter;
 Honest men And the grafter; Clothes that fit, Some that don't; Folks who lie, Some who won't; Many things
 Rather quaint Damsels that Pad and paint.
 Political upheavals rend the land, Rus- sia runs with blood. the times are por- tentous but your Uncle Grover Cleve- land sallies right out and comes back home with a sack full of game. PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Even Vladiyostok has caught onto the reform movement, and Russia is afraid to move her big army in Man churia lest she stir up nest of revo lutionaries.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

MT. Hearst gets a good deal of ap- plause without being in a position in which he would be called upon to carry out some of his rainbow promises.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Mayor Weaver says Philadelphia is a clean city, but he should have added, ''it is not warranted to stay clean" It was long content with corruption.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The football game of the season In Alabama will be played Saturday after noon at West End park, when the Uni versity of Alabama meets Auburn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The limelight has been fatal to the $100,000 insurance presidents, and also to MT. Shaw and Boss Cox.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

No winter palace for Nicholas H.. not if he knows himself. The last time he was in 1t cannon was fired straight at him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

It leaks out that Sir Thomas Lipton married years ago. The American girl who thought him bachelor now has a grievance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

New York's new national theatre proposes to elevate not only the stage, but also the price of seats.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The more that permit themselves to be shocked by G. Bernard Shaw, the more royalties the latter bags. He is seeking royalties.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Admiral Nebogatoff saved himself while he was saving his sailors, and now the Russians are roasting him to a turn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Chicago is trying to supplant Boston as a wool center. It wants to be the true capital of the wild and woolly west.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The Czar should issue an ukase abolishing one feature of his official title. namely, "Autocrat of all the Rus sias."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Ohio is entitled to a democratic gov ernor now and then, and Pennsylvania has been known to indulge in that lux ury occasionally.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Dr. Osler did not swing his chloro form battle when King Edward ob served the sixty-fourth anniversary Of his birth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16
An Ounce of Prevention.

From the Somervlle Journal
 Harry Whisky is said to be a gcod anti dote for snake bites. isn't it?
 Jack-I don't know. l find 1t an excel lent preventive.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

As a star witness Jimmie Hyde shines resplendently. He testifies to get even every time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The proposed new theatre In New York is an admirable proposition, but it is scarcely a national proposition.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

MT. Jerome will not be refused a place on a party ticket hereafter. He can take his choice.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The bosses are somewhat the worse for wear, but the trusts are still able to take nourishment.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Prince Louis kissed a girl at Coney Island, but she was only years oid and it did no harm.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16
Visit of Officials.

oThe visit of the Southern railway ofi- cials and members of the board or oi- rectors to Birmingham was an important event" said one of the prominent citizens who was present at the hencnet given Tuesday night at the Country club. In fact 1t was a much more important mat ter than one would think at the first
 glance.
 ''The men on the special train which came to Birmingham rep<esent hundreds
 of millions of money Among the men were many who have to be reckoned with in Wall street. If some of them were favorably impressed with Birmingham and
 its prospects 1t might result in additional capital being invested here. OfA course
 many of them have visited Birmingham
 before, but there were some members of the party who were on their initial vislt. q heard many expressions of surprise at the rapid development of Birmingham l from members of the party, and several of them told mo that thry had no idea of the actual size of Birmingham and the suburbs until this trip.
 '~rhe party left this morning at o'clock | for Chattanooga. The special train went | over the Queen and Crescent route. It
 was one of the most elegantly appointed
 trains I have ever seen."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The New York World says Murphy must go," but 1t does not say what line he should patronize.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The yoke of corruption" so often mentioned by impassioned speakers, seems to have been partially shifted.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The President went to see his dentist the other day, and there were no pho' tographers along.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Not even control of the ballot boxes could give Governor Herrick of Ohio another term.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Norway voting for a king is in strik, ing contrast to New York voting for a mayor.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Some people think that everything Mark Twain says Is a joke.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Japan alone of the Far East is now in the ambassadorial rank.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The automobile cures dyspepsia--in the man it runs over.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The modern battleship without its social side would be an anomaly.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The November meteors are keeping the falling bosses company.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

It is still possible to stir up race riot without much trouble in Ohio.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The Czar deems it safe to resume his residence at Tsarsko-Selo on Sep tember II.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Chicago is staggered by the magni- tude of its municipal ownership ex- pertinent.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Pattison and the Panama canal are endorsed by Secretary Taft in the same breath
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

In Ohio only Boss Cox and Governor Herrick among state republicans were beaten.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16
Howard Endowment Growing.

pr. A. P. Montague, president of How ard college, in telegram to the Age Herald from Greenville, states that he has in thre months raised over $5l,oOO for the permanent endowment for How ard.
 The friends of the institution are yer! much encouraged with the outlook, and assert that the entire S75,000 will be forthcoming by the beginning of the Christmas holidays. When this amount is raised John D. Rockefeller will donate s25, ,0OO making a total endowment of $100 900 for Howard.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

We are confronted with new insur- ance definition, thanks to the versatility of Commissioner Hughes. A Legislative generalissimo" is a gentleman of some legal knowledge who is tactful in making propositions that will not frighten away the hesitating legislator and has some ability in thwarting acts of legislative bodies that may conflict with the inter- ests of insurance companies. He is in variably against the people and well paid. There Is no law that can be applied to his misdeeds, for the simple reason that he knows the law and covers his tracks.
 Dr. Frank W. Gunsaulus says that football is a disgrace to Thanksgiving. There wouldn't be any use to have Thanksgiving day without football and turkey.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16
HELLOi

Everything works but the telephone, That never works at all; If it does work it's busy
 When you ask for a call. Nearly runs you crazy
 Makes you fuss and swear. While you're fuming "Central'
 Fixes her back hair. In order to mount rapidly up the ladder of fame get out where the public can hear you and make a noise like a re- former.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE WORLD

HN IL is quiet in Arkansas and Miss Vk issippi. The turbulent Jeff Davis
 is quiescent and the pyrotechnic Vardaman rests on his laurels. It is good to have peace in Dixie. Senator Money is apt to erupt at almost any old time and there is still a gubernatorial campaign being waged in Georgia, but, everything considered, peace seems to have the floor. The smoke fumes left by Thomas Dixon In his passage will cease to overcharge the atmosphere, and reverberations from 'The Clansman" will soon be heard no more. There Is a serenity in the land scape and a calmness everywhere.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

When a prince comes over to this coun- try and demonstrates that he is clever sort of chap the people are so surprised that they idolize him. A lot of persons don't think it possible for prince to be a good fellow.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Do something with Vulcan.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

NEVER RAINS BUT IT POURS. Into each life some rain must fall, Some days be dark and drear; But when 1t rains. you will observe, There's no umbrella near.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16
WHEN IT'S NEEDED.

Nope,
 It doesn't do any good
 To say nothing and saw wood
 Unless, of course, by Jove!
 You want 1t to burn in the stove. The Hon. Champ Clark was greeted by an audience of approximately fifty people in Birmingham. This town seems to pre- fer a musical comedy with plenty of girls to the best one-man show on the road. MT Clark is a genius at telling stories, Is a politician of no mean ability and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Number 1896 of the remaining survivors of the "600'' who took part in the charge of the Light Brigade at Balaklava, has passed away. Long live the remaining survivors,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

The esteemed contemporary speaks of "a popular song, entitled Everybody Works But Mother.'s" Far be it from us to seem captious, but the title of the song is Everybody Works But Father.'' Mother is quite busy-in the song.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

popular member of Congress from Ms souri, The small crowd which heard
 him here is reflection on Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

A married man who tossed a coin to decide whether he would continue to live with his wife or leave her, didn't stop to consider that the coin might have di- rected him to stay.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16
FIXED ATLAS ST

FIXED AT LAST. There dwelt a man in Gotham town-- Boss Murphy was his name Who ruled the roost in Tammany, Till Virtue queered his game.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

No matter how closely you listen, you can't hear a word about George M Me- Clellan running for the presidency.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Lafayette Sun: Many will be the farmers who will be their own supply merchants next year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

''The reign of high finance Is ended" says Samuel Gompers, but it Is not yet safe to boot the kings.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Automobiles are being made with a speed of two miles a minute. If the dear people can't beat that they had better stay in the house.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Many men who travel through life without a compliment. have 1t carved on their tombstones after they are dead.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

A contemporary dubs James Hagen Hyde the Modern Monte Cristo," but the World is not his. Every issue attacks the insurance grafters valiantly.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Washington Bureau Age Herald. :f21 street. N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

There is an old man in New Jersey who is 72 years of age and has seen a locomotive only once. Bet he knows a culex anopheles, all right
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, post. office as second-class matter under aot of Congress March B. 1s7A
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

It is related that while Governor Penny packer was perambulating in the woods near his country house two huntsmen mistook his beard advancing through the foliage for a squirrel. The disadvantages of wearing whskers on one's face are multiplying every day
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Political upheavals rend the land, Russ sia runs with blood. the times are por- tentous but your Uncle Grover cleve- land sallies right out and comes back home with sack full of game
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-16

Just because some people confuse "mes- sage" and massage is no sign that they won't go to heaven.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14

r ffscn~sre fhss ea'fts fav o~ shtss
81 ~hgk A. treiHasra s s.s
~An ga new wINr Aw 81
pssoRa.. e.s sst s e.
ffftr
tu- 50
hef tat
-
ra rrf e"s -
d,s fls fle sr.m ard cnrelt ihe
lawyers IS sady me ho4s. ~hiol
nuxs rrac1 afc lwfscf h1t l
cs;ahli A. and sier frsa ru.hics divi
sian 81 ~ pery arl tl,c destruction @!
the same
Before saese evid q, s'gns Of an
approacEi~r disturbance i would
seem Ike .se hour q ;remhlin. Il ihc
island did noi have in rs hand the
remedy of lava;ion by throwing on
Council hill a.
X becomes necessary lCr all thosC
~ho can tghi the plans oi the Treas
urer 20 READ and study the disastrous
measure.
We are still in iime 10 prevcn The
casirophe. And in this work % neces-
sity and lestice. Mr Willoughby il
the manner Of frank vindicaiion.
should lend his aid by with dra wing
his measure, which LACKS qualifications,
and which n kes darker and sadder
I ne future Ct the natives.
The TT as4Ier should feel himself
obliged 70 withdraw his lsw, now thai
he has had time TO examine. his work.
We W. | analize this measure, minute
ly. so II there may be measured
the frigh flI depths into which the
sacred : hts of property were going
to be thrown by this precocious youth.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
La revolution de PoEonIa
Tn combatc saugriento

Nueva York, martes-Las autoridades de
la Polonia rusa segun advlerten los despachos
reel bldos, han hecho cdusa &C mum con el pue-
bio mantlenen el estado latente de la revo-
luCon
r Los ultmos informes legados del sitio de
los sucesos. dlcen que hubo un sangrlento cho
que aver entire las masas revoluclouarias las
tropas del lmperlo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
EI ccmbate naval
es improbable
Los rusos son mas fuertes

Nueva York, marles-Desde la capital in
glesa cablegraflan que s~lmposible que los ia
poneses aCepten comb&te con las fuerZas
navaes del amirante RoJestvensky. Slendo su
poder ofenslvo notable..ente inferior al de los
rusae.
La batala no Sc efectuara en- aguas de
Madagascar mucho menos buscada por los
Il apCneSeS.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
Los Successes de
San Petershurgo
Ell ordtn por ell terror

Nueva York, martee. -lntOrman los deSpa-
chos cablegrahcos reclbidos ue san Petersburgo
que son innumeraoes los detemdos, porsupues-
ia complication en- los sucesQs promovldos a
causa de las huelgas en- casi@todo ell lmperlo
TuSO.
Las autoridades quieren imponer el orden
por medic del terror.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
ServIeIo Especial del Bolein Mefcania
0ABLEGRAMAS.
Ia bssaIla dc uxda
III Roghi vencedor

Nueva York. maries -Desie Paris iuior
man los cahlegramas recihidos, con iecha &c
aver que la mihcia del sultan Ia suirido un
fnerte descaabro en- una lucha que tuvo con las
fuerzas del Roghi, en- las inmediaciones DC
Uxda
Entire los diplomaticos que resideb en- Tan
ger. sc lie atribuye una gran Importanoia a este
combate
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
Z. runner &c uu
continue canoueo
En- las cercanlas de Madagascar

Nue,a Work maries -lniorman los despa
hos oabegrah>os que se reeibcn lie Paris. que
se han rcoibldo notiNias de Madagascar. diclendo
aue se owe un lelano canoneo desde alta mar.
suponlendose cue hayan enoonirado ouQues
iapor,>es rusos autes de estar la vista dc la
costa.
Aunque han llegado nuevos despachos, no
traen =oticias mas concIetas
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
Una conspiraci6n
de los mobiles rusCs
La paz por ell miedo

Nueva York. martes.-Dcen de San Peters
burQo que ha sido descubierta una COnSp1rac10n
de la nobeza rusa para imponer la paz al Sobe-
rano moscovita por tenor de que ell pueblo Sc
levante en una formidable revolucion, sin que
ell lmperio tenga fuerzas para dom1nara.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
la revoiuci6n argentina a
FL gobierno triunfante

Nueva York, martes.-Avisdn de Buenos
Aires que la revoIuci5n contra e presdente Sc
nor Oulntana ha sido totanlente vencida, n
que en- Ia actualdad tenga posibilidades de to
mar nuevo empuje despues del complete ven
Cmlento.
FL gobierno esta fuerte y cuenta con el
apoyo de la mayoria del pals.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
Ell rey Oscar no ha nuerto
Gravedad del ex-rey de Suecia

Nueva York, martes.-Avisan de Londres
los despachos que sc reciDen por prensa neo
yorklna, qu- es falsa la notlcla publcada del
fallecimiento del rey Oscar de ou ccla.
Ell SoberanO COntnua dellcadO de salud,
pero no ofrece gravcdad su estado, nj mace te-
mer un deoenla-e lnmetlatO
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
EB discurSo del
diputado frances
La religion del gobierno

NuevaYork, martes.-El peri6 iico que Sc
considera organo del Vaticano publica un arti-
culo aver, eensur ando e. dscurso de M Jaures
en- ell Congreso de Paris y estudlando ell proble-
ma religioso en- Francia, despues de echar la
culpa al gobierno de su falta de rellgi osidad
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-02-14
FL vaticano y Francia
Tn proyectO sensational

Nueva York. martes.-De Paris cablegrafian
que ha vuelto a presentarse agreslva la poitica
del Vaticano hac1a Francia desde que fue pre-
sentado en- la Camara ell proyecto de ley para
separar e Estado y la lglesla.
The Red Cloud chief., 1905-06-23
Twenty.eiqht Killed In Train Wreck

baltimore, June 19.-The death roll
of Saturday nights wreck on the
Western Maryland railroad now foots
I'm twenty.eight and this number is
likely to be increased from among the
list of those %grievously mangled. All
the dead were employees OF the rail-
road, returning to their homes in the
small towns along the railroad 10
spend Sunday. The train, which was
No. 5, passenger w%estbound, carried a
large number Of passengers, all the
coaches being filled. The extra freight
made I'D OF heavy coal and provision
cars. was running east. 1t should
have taken a siding to allow No. b 10
mass. Such were the orders. why
they were disregarded will never be
known, for those who should v
seen they were obeyed are dead
The Red Cloud chief., 1905-06-23
South Omaha Live Stock.

cou,b Omaha. June 10. -Cattle-Receipts,
900. slow. lOdl5c lower; native steers,
81 75a5.6O: COWS and helrers, 90,
western steers, $3.25@A,75; Gamers, $l.lo
@aCO. stockors and feeders, S2.7od4 20;
coIyrs, S3.O0m6OO; bulls, stays etc. S2'5o@
Aoh Hogs-Rcceipts, 1900; DC lower;
heavy. 81 lO@5.15; mixed. S~ol2l3ao'l":
light ST.. l5m5.2 70 pigs, S4cOao'Uo; buik Oh
sales. S~5.1:l4a5.l5. heep.iteceipls 4:.s"oo;
OK o.. ewes, $i.OOa4.G0; lamts, S5,5O4j.3o.