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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
TINE srAnDpAT ARGUMENT.

On Wednesday of last week during
- discussion in these columns of Ger
tnany's action in shutting ont Amer
lean hog products from her markets to
the extent Of one-third In two years
ut was incidentally predicted. that If
Cummins should say anything in his
Chicago address. on Saturday, regard
Ing the advisability of q reciprocal!
trade treaty with Germany the green
eyed monster of jealousy In Lafe
Young's breast would cry out about
Dangerous democratic doctrine" Sat
urday came. Cummins talked to a
large gathering Of Chicago men about
the necessity Of opening up additional
foreign markets for agricultural and
manufactured products by means Of
reciprocal treaties with the Dingley
schedules as trading stock. And the.
expected happened in the Des Moines.
Capital
The Capital says:
"Some reciprocity republicans are
now proclaining this old democratic
doctrine as IL It were new discov-
cry
"The governor weeps because Ger
many is, mad, and is about to wipe us
off the list. The governor ought to
know that Germany has been trying
to decrease American importations by
every scheme possible"
It makes no difference to man who
hates Cummins that an immense aud
fence OF Chicago republican business
men applauded the governors recip-
rocity doctrine. Such a man will not
listen when the last message of the
martyred Mckinley Is read telling his
people that we must not repose in
fancied security that we can forever
sell everything and buy little or moth
ing" He will close his ears to Nc
Kinley'ss suggestion IF some of our
tariffs are no longer needed to pro-
tect our industries at home. why
should they not be employed. to ex-
tend our markets abroad?" He even
thinks It a joke that Germany is
''mad" and while trying to decrease
American importations" has cut our
sales Of hog products one-third in two
years. When an honest man stands
up and proposes to trade some Of the
Dingley schedules which Dolliver says
were purposely placed higher than
needed for adequate protection, he Is
to be maligned as democrat and a
free trader, because he wants to stop
the closing of the doors Of foreign
markets to our surplus products.
In the case Of Germany, for instance,
the things she would like to sell to us
are steel products and sugar and the
things she ought to buy Of US are
meats and cereals. 1t would be
dreadful calamity, in the eyes of the
average standpatter. to propose little
less protection for the steel trust and
the sugar trust in return for an in
creased market for American hogs.
This would ruin the American farmer.
you know. Yet when the Dingley law
was framed provision was made for
= general line Of reciprocal trade
y
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

of a railway committee so organized
and authorized AS not to bother the
government much: operatives will have
their own committees likewise, so that
1t is hoped strikes may be In great
measure prevented Better manage
ment all around is promised. faster
trains and more OF them. but no re-
duction in fares or treights. Govern
ment ownership of the roads there has
not done all that was expected of 1T by
it's advocates nor made the fiat failure
predicted by its adversaries. The new
plan of administration proposed looks
like a judicious one from a business
point of view.
AS long as Nan Patterson will con-
fine her operations to the Caesar
Young type. give her permit to carry
concealed weapons and turn her loose.
"Mamlna," said young Great Bend
hopeful the other day, who is my clos
est relation? Are your"
NO" sweetly replied the mother.
pour father has that distinction, He
never gives me cent unless 1 ask
him for IT.
And 1t was full half hour befor~
the old man discovered that the paper
he was reading was upside down. -
Larned 1'iller and Toiler.
The story from Connecticut Of a
man who found $4,000 worth of bonds
under the parlor carpet, coming as 1t
does in the midst of house cleaning
needs no exposure of it's insidous ORR
gin.
81 hear the cashier of your bank is
Very musical"
"Try working off false note on him
and you'll think so.'--Judge.
John" said Farmer Foddershucks
to his college bred son, who was home
on q vacation. "Hev We noticed ST Null
lens Oldest gal latelN7 Strikes me she's
gittin' ter. be right likely critter,
hey?"
shes as beautiful as Hebe," agreed
John enthusiastically.
Jaw. shucks." grunted Farmer r.
She's blame sight putier'n he be.
Why he amt no beauty She gifts 1t
I'm her mothers folks."-Ex.
The biggest baby farm is at Moscow.
which is said to have an annual crop
OF $4,000 babies, with branch farm
at st. Petersburg. which has 5000
more. The Moscow founding asylum
was founded by the Empress Catherine
H.. and is maintained by a tax on play
ing cards. Servants in royal red liv-
cry stand at its doors. and accounts are
audited by officers Of the treasury de-
partment. The lofty buildings stand In
a hollow square, round garden with
trim lawn and trees, which form a
play ground for the children. Little
ones of al sorts and sizes from tender
musings, who in the incubator rooms
are just struggling into life, are tend
ed by careful nurses and are sure Of
as good food as any baby can need
About fifty new babies are received
every day and after four weeks the
nurses take them to their own homes
in the villages.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

that there's money in It. In all like
lihood a few years will sc decrease
in the number. But 1t is to he hoped
that the chautauqua may ever remain
with us. IL is surely the sanest sum
mer school that has ever been devils
ed. and II is a most excellent substi-
t'tte for going to the seashore or the
mountains
The Orange City Herald says
Avoiding unpleasant statement Mr..
Shaw does not represent Iowa senti-
ment upon national questions. He is
the chief among the apostles of Il high
protective and Illogical tariff. So firm
are the convictions of Iowa upon this
subject that 1t would prefer to suffer
the loss of q presidential candidate
than to abet the monstrous proposal
that the republican party is unable to
revise tariff inequalities
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
Travelling is Dangerous.

Constant motion jars the kidneys
which are kept in place in the body
by delicate attachments. This is the
reason that travellers, trainnen, street
car men, teamsters and all who drive
very much, suffer from kidney disease
in some form. Foley's Kidney Cure
strengthens the kidneys and cures all
forms of kidney and bladder disease.
George e. Hausan, locomotive engin-
eer Lima, O., writes: Constant vibra-
ton of the engine caused me a great
deal of trouble with my kidneys, and
got no relief until l used Foley's Kid
ney Cure B. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
To Land Agents and Homsseeksrs.

The Chicago Great Western Railway
will on May End and 18th and June
9Th and goth sell homeseekers tickets
to the north, northwest, south, south
west and east, at greatly reduced rates
for round trip Also on May 9th, 28rd.
and both and June 18th and 9th.
Homeseekers tickets will be sold to
points in Minnesota, the Dakotas and
CANADIAN northwest. For further. in
formation apply to ]. r. Harding, agent,
Marshalltown, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
a Creeping Death.

Blood poison creeps up towards the
heart causing death. j. u. Stearns
Belle Plaine, Mimi. writes that n
friend dreadfully injured his hand.
which swelled up like blood poisoning.
Bucklin's Arnica Salve drew out the
poison, healed the wound, and saved
his life. Best in the world for burns
and sores; 25 cents at Mcdonald &
Mahood's drug store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
:.
Terrific Race With Death.

Death was fast approaching writes
Ralph r. Fernandez Of Tampa, Fla.
describing his fearful race with death.
";ls a result Of liver trouble and heart
disease. which had robbed me OF sleep
and of all interest in life. / had tried
many different doctors and several
medicines, but got no benefit. until I
began to use Electric Bitters. SO
wonderful was their effect, that In three
days felt like q new man, and today
am cured Of all my troubles" Guar
anteed at Mcdonald & Mahood's drug
store: price so cents.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
Law Rates to Portland, Orc, via Chi
cauo Great Western Railway.

Tickets on sale frequently beginning
May 23rd till September 10Th. Also
very low rates to Seattle, Tacoma,
Bellingham and Everett, Wash, Vic
toria and Vancouver. B. c., and San
Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego,
Cal For low rates, dates Of sale and
other information apply to j. r. Hard
ing, agent, Marshalltown.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
Iowa Newspapers
THEY SAY"

Huntington Dawkeye.l
One of the most villainous pdhrases
In the English language Is They say.
Many friendship has been broken,
many fair name has been besmlreh-
ed, many heart has been broken, by
that little phrase. "They say.
Who says? Who hides behind They
say?" The maligner, the slanderer
the man who strews poison, the stab
bcr of regulations. And 1t Is not a
fault that belongs to one sex alone.
Many of the gentle sex. most cruelty
WELD the stiletto, They say
Out upon 1t. If a thing needs COR
recting, IL wrong ought to be made
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
Hot Weather plies.

Persons afflicted with-piles should be
careful at this season Of the year. Hot
weather and bad drinking water cone
tribute to the conditions which make
piles more painful and dangerous. De-
Wits Witch Hazel Salve stops the
pain, draws out the soreness and cures.
Get the genuine. bearing the name Of
Il. G. Dewitt, & Co. All druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
STRAWBERRY SHoRTCAKE.
rCouncil Bluffs Nonpareil.1

council BUTTS NOnpareli.J
Quuer how beautiful innocent
thing can be a deadly enemy of the
human race. Take the strawberry
shortcake, for instance. In its ripest,
iuiciest state i'll is beloved by the
whole nation. 1t is sweet, nourishing,
innocuous and thoroughly lovable.
Yet 1t has permanently impaired as
many digestions as raisin pie and that
thru no fault OF its own. The fatal
habit of eating stra wberry shortcake at
the wrong end Of a meal accounts for
the havoc which it is wreaking in the
alimentary system of a great people.
Fifty times in a year the following
program is carried out: A hungry
man sits down to nice dinner. He
wades thru the menu with right good
will leaving only a small unoccupied
corner Of his anatomy for dessert.
Then a strawberry shortcake is
brought in. Now a shortcake is full
meal in itself. 1t Is substantial and
filing in the extreme. The man has
had one full meal. Still he must have
the shortcake. Etiquette forbids him
to leave the cake and take the ber-
ries He loads up on both and totters
away from the table, distended beyond
recognition. Day after day this hap
pens. If he dimes out the case is ag-
gravated. He stuffs himself thru
course after course to please his host
ess and then, on the eve of bursting is
confronted with piece OF shortcake
large enough to choke a horse OF
course he eats it. In the first place it
Is too good to waste. Thus he gorges
himself week In and out until the
strawberry season is over. Then he
goes to sanitarium and pads himself
with hay for six weeks wandering
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

public, If warning should be sound
ed let 1t be done in an open. honor
able way. No good ever came OF hid
ing in the dark, by slipping about upon
felt soles and whispering to confeder-
ates. The methods of the thief and
ASSASSIN can never be the methods OF
truthful honorable, we'll meaning per-
sons,
They say" is more frequently the
phrase of the coward, than the weapon
of the assassin. Away with it. Speak
we'll Of others or speak not ut all, UNI
less you know 1t your duty to speak
against them, and then speak against
them like the best and noblest of
creation, gentlemen and gentle women,
whose word Is ever sacred.
Let us Danish "1'hey say" and kim
dried villainous phrases from the Ian
guage. and the world will be better
and brighter for it,
~
DOWN TRODDIJN BREADWINNERS
Thrift Tribune.
The health men howl about the dam
ger of microbes lurking in carpet.
And yet the bread winner of every well
regulated family Is expected to hammer
microbes loose by the ,bushel for an
hour or two between meals every day.
and he breathes a thousand OF. them
into his lungs at eevry inspiration and
then he gets sixteen tacks in his hand
that have enough blood poison in them
to killed a polled Angus BULL and the
COMPOUNDED stove pipe falls down and
fills his watch pocket full Of SCOT and
he breaks his back lifting the stove;
and yet those awful microbes in the
carpet. Isn't 1t about time that papas
health was looked after a little? Let
up on the microbes and preach the
danger to pas health and religion by
moving stove out every May that has
to come back in September. If we ev-
er build another house we are going to
get the biggest stove we can find and.
then build the house around 1t and
make the doors and windows SO small
that the stove can't be taken out.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
Short Division.


The old couple were eating theli
FIRST meal with their son after his
return from college, says the Ladies
Home Journal.
"Tell us, John" said the father
what have you learned at college
ooh, lots of things" said the SON
as he recited off his course of studies
Chen" he concluded. II also studied
logic
"Logis." said the old man. what
is that?"
ITS the art of reasoning" said the
son.
"1'hc art of reasoning said the
father What is that. my boy =
Well" replied the son. let me
give you a demonstration. How
many chickens are on that dish
father?'
Two" said the old man.
"Well,' said John, II can prove
there are three" Then he stuck his
fork in one and said:
"'rhat is one, isn't it?'
yes" said the father
"And this is twow sticking the
fork in the second.
Yes" replied the father again.
"Weu, don one and two make
three?" replied John triumphantly.
"Well. declare" said the father,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

without thinking and one Of the most
unkind is to tell friend the uncom-
plimentary things others say about her.
While every woman should know that
some one probably dislikes and abuses
her, 1t is thoughtless and unkind to tell
her about 1t simply for the sake Of
gossip. People will abuse you, and
If you don't hear about 1t, 1t is be-
cause your friends are too generous
to tell you OF 1t.
LORRAINE.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

Baby sleeps and grows while NAM
my rests If HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea is given. 1t is the greatest baby
medicine ever offered loving mothers.
90 cents, tea or tablets. Mcbride &
Will Drug Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

1T Is wonderful how some people
talk about patronizing home institu-
tions so lorlg as their own business is
interested. but when it comes to some
other line OF business forget all about
it," notes the Centerville Citizen.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
IOWA OPINIONS AND NOTES.

Now that all the papers have said a
good word for Murphys guberna-
torial boorl who's the next up? Let's
not slight anybody" suggests the
Boone Republican.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

Jules Verne is to haW, a memorial
which Is to be erected by the school
children Of France, who are asked by
the Amiens newspaper to contribute
10 centimes e. cents) each.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

william w. Dean, treasury clerk
since 1865, is the Oldest employe in that
he having recently cele-
brated his ninety-fourth birthday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

Foley's Honey and Tar contains no
opiates and can safely be given 70
children. 3. A. Morgan
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
.you have learned things at colleg

Well, mother continued the old
man to his wife. Il will give you
one of the chickens to eat and I'll
take the other and John can have
the third. How Is that, John?"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

Noting that the supreme court of
Iowa, respectable body of learned men
that 1t is, holds that a. man may watch
his wife If he thinks she is going
wrong, the Davenport Democrat ar
CUES that "Turn about Is fair play.
Now let the women watch their hus-
bands. The husbands will get the
worst Of 1t IL this peogram is carried
out"
The Burlington Hawk-Eye has no
hesitation In urging upon the farmers
and business men Of Iowa the advan-
tage that may be gained for their sons
college. 1.-THE institution Is certainly
credit, not only to Iowa, but to the
whole country. Any state or private
support that is given 1t Is worthily be-
slowed" declares the Hawk Eye.
when Editor Young intimates
that some one has promised to APP
point some one else United States
senator in case the first some one Is
elected governor and vacancy oc-
ours during a legislative vacation to
whom does he refer?" inquiries the
Council Bluffs Nonpareil. Does he
mean that George d. Perkins has such
a compact with Jud Welliver?" The
Nonpareil thinks hardly, because 1t Is
announced that Jud will soon leave
the state, and points out that CAS- an
enterprising newspaper man Mr..
Young ought to print the story. The
riddle is too deep for most of u.s."
Hold on minute!" exclaims the
Maxwell Tribune. Lets stop all this
bowling and knocking and kicking
against John d. Rockefeller. What's
the use? John D. doesn't care, so
long as he can ride on the top wave
of the system that has made his enor-
nous fortune possible. Rockefeller
isn't to blame. He is only doing what
ninety-nine out of every hundred men
would do If they had his chance. It's
the system under which one man can
WELD such power that's wrong. Get
have Rockefeller. In the meantime
we will continue to take Johndee's do
speaking OF the state census, the
Fairfield Ledger says: Iowa would
probably save money and credit If tbs
whole thing were thrown into the fur
naces at the capitol. The work was
1iscredited at its inception and there
mas been absolutely nothing to in
crease confidence in it,
Commenting on the estimate that
iowa is to have fifty chautauquas this
year, the Burlington Hawk-Eye phil
perhaps 1t Is sudden
craving for intellectual delight, for the
lecture, good music, etc. And perhaps
1t is the big picnic, the week or two
of life in the open, that attracts many,
the purely social feature, arb then
perhaps some Of the promoters find
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09

You never heard of any one using
Foley's Honey and Tar and not being
satisfied. 3. A. Morgan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-05-09
yh,rea- s9eln1tirur Aarsla1Itn11 an;a, 3lap 1905

what caused his stomach to go on a
strike and Join the wrecking gang.
The woman who first conceived
the idea of using strawberry shortcake
as a dessert has dotted this fair land
with graves and doctor bills. ii is u
hdeous mistake. Eat your shortcake
first and then chink in with beef
steak aud potatoes. Even money you
will not eat anything after you have
finished the shortcake. You VIII not
need TO. You have had enough
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-07-13
New Ruling Organized.

Mr.. j. T. McCune, Grand Ruler of the
Fraternal Mystic Circle, held first regular
meeting of Thurmont Ruling, No. 900, on
Monday evening, July Sd, IN Town Hall, at
which meeting twenty-five members were en-.
rolled on the books. Officers were installed
and the new members initiated into the Sc
crets of the order by the degree team Of Ha-
gerstown. Grand Ruler McCune introduced
attorney Lewis D. Sylvester of Haeerstown,
who made very able address on the objects
and purposes ofthe order. DR.. M. A. Blrcly,
Robert L. Ogle and the members IN general
made short addresses expressing themselves
as well pleased The new ruling starts out
with very bright prospects and the Grand
Ruler thinks he can double the membership
in a short time. The Charter will be kept
open for 80 days. The ruling pays weekly
sick benefits; pays half the insurance IN case
of total disability and onetenth each year
after 70 years of age. The following are the
names of those from Hagerstown:
Mcssrs Lewis d. Sylvester, Geo. W. Frid-
niger, Geo. w. Roessner, DR.. Frank N
Hoffmeier, Solomon Summer, D. B. Beckley
c. B. Mcclure, Geo. NJ. Kooge, T. T. Smith
B. F. Stopebraker, Geo. B. Ridenour, Guy
M. Spiciman, Raymond L. Young, o. W
Gray, c. B. Stouffer, W. P. Wachter, How.
ard McCune, Ralph Schlosser and Cornelius
Pearl and wife.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-07-13
Personal.

Miss Maude Weisensale, of Han over, Is the
guest of Miss Maude Weller.
Mr.. William James of Baltimore, Is spend.
lug few days in this pla ce.
Miss Eff1e Winger has returned from Wis
II to friends in Philadelphia and Norristown'
Miss Nellie Freeze of Baltimore, is spend.
ing her vacation with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM. Freeze.
Miss Amanda Roo: of Dickcyviile. is Wis.
itlng friends in this place.
Mrs. Mary Valentine is visiting friends in
Stewartstown, Pa.
Miss Klarissa Reigle of Emmitsburg, is
visiting Miss Mary Root.
Mr.. William Waesche of Bealsville, Is
spending some time with his brother, Mr.. j
T. Waeschc.
Mrs. Henry Wissler is visiting in Baltimore
Mrs. Mary Garrison is spending a few
weeks In the south.
Miss Mary Root and sister. Fannie, lef
Wednesday for an extended trip to friends
in Taneytown.
Miss Mary Martln is visiting friends it
BOonsb0ro.
Harry Kefauyer paid a visit TO ole
friends on Monday last
Mrs. Katie Peary (nee S'okes) Messr
Frank and Charles Stokes of Frederick, Har
vey Stokes of Chicago; Maurice Stokes o
Baltimore; and james Stokes of Washington
y G attended the funeral of their aunt, Mrs
Susan White. This is the first instance II
Is years that thu family have been together
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-07-13
Town Directory.

President Board of Commissioners. W
Creeger.
Commiss,oners-W J. Freeze, Z. T.
Black, Jos. A. Weddle, j. l. Macklev.
Balliff and Tax Collector Jos. M. Freeze
Magistrate-B NJ. Jones.
Notary Public-W. w. Zimmerman.
Postmaster-J. II. Cover.
CHURCHES.
United Brethren ReY. Gordon l. Rider
pastor,
Methodist Episcopa!-Rev. F. R. Bayley
pastor.
Luthcran-Rev. G. E Keller, pastor.
Reformed Rev. G. A. Whitmore, pastor
Moravian-Rev. f. Kaiser, pastor.
German Baptist-Elder T. ]. Kolb in
charge, assisted by Elders John S. Weybright
and l. J. Flohr
Episcopal Ernest McGill, rector.
Ca,hollc-Rev. G. II. Tragesser.
SCHOOLS.
High School--H. D. Beachley, principal.
Public SCHOOL, X Schroyer, principal;
Misses NJ Beth Firor, list Assistant, Grace
Henshaw, 81 Asst, Lima McGuigan 81 Asst
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-07-13
Order NiSi Oh Sales.

No. 7725 Equity.
In the Circuit Court for Frederick County,
sitting in Equity
May Term, 1905.
In the Matter of the Report of Sales filed
the Goth day of June, 1906
Frank r. Martin ct al.
vs..
Sarah G. Martin, ct al.
ORDERED, That on the 10Th day of July
1905, the Court will proceed to act upon the
Report of Sales of Real Estate, reported to
said Court bv Charles c. Waters. Trustee
in the above cause, and filed therein as afore
said, to finally ralify and confirm the same,
unless cause to the contrary thereofb shown
before said day, provided copy of this order
be inserted in some newspaper published in
Frederick County, for three successive weeks
prior to said day.
The Report states the amount of sales to
be $50
Dated this goth day of June, 1905.
SAMUEL r. HAFFNER,
Clerk of the Circuit Court for Frederick Co.
True Copy:
Test: SAMUEL T. HAFFNER, Clerk.
Cobleniz s. Waters Solrs june % At