Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1905-07-21
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WI ANntAOlNSs
Whoever the composer was of that
ballad entitled "The Good old Sum
mer time" evidently didn't have two
hundred pounds of avoirdupols to
transport around in dog days.
Speaking about loyalty, those Hois.
ington baseball fans certainly are en-
tiled to the Grand Priz, as the French
man calls the cake. We sympathize
with our neighbor on the east, but
that ball team is certainly the Ping
pongiest bunch we have seen play
boss for good space of periods.
The Editor of this moral and
educational sheet would like a good
live correspondent from this burg; reg.
hularly, as be says this is a good live
town and there is always something
doing, you hit the nail on the Uranium
there "Old Man" this is the liveliest.
burg that ever happened, especially
when few gin sandwiches have been
consumed aud washed down with
squirrel whiskey and chaser of the
liquid that made some city in 'Wiscon-
sin famous. Most any old stunt can
be pulled off with neatness and dis
patch, but as to being the correspond
ent; no, thanks; we would feel like
telling the truth and il we did-well
our desire for the strenuous life is not
so strong as ali that, not yet.
Miss Anna Kreisel, our efficient
assistant postmaster, accompanied by
her nephew, Joseph Hahn, are spend
ing the hot months with relatives in
the shadows Of the Rockies.
lack McHenry, our wbisker ex.
tractor, is figuring on attending the
Hoisington picnic and see if he can
get few pointers from the Parker
Amusements Co.'S monkey barber
shop.
go se COO
os"Where is My Wandering Boy
Tonight" He is in all probability
securely located in some ones ham,
mock, holding hands with some ones
girl. o' a
Miss Mabel Bassett, of Oklahoma,
is visiting her brother, Vic, in our
burg at present. d
Miss Anna Riedl, the genial and
handsome young manageress of the
Riedl Department store, spent Wed.
nesday in aoisington on a visiting
ana shopping expedition.
We expect to turn out record.
breaking crowd to the Harvest Home
blowout at Hoisington. We trust
the management will not iuAict the
severe punishment upon us by asking
US to witness their Ping Pong artists
attempt to play ball.
J. F. Schenk the proprietor Of our
drug emporium, is now comfortably
located in his handsome new resi-.
dence on the south side.
Sunday was an extra lively day in |
town, SO We are told, We we're busy
getting society items, so therefore had
to slight the live stock column. A
grand fStic fascoia three acts was
The main attraction.
4arry WlldSen, lr, of Hoisingtop,
was ii the city Monday looking after
DIS lumber interests here. He also |
was qEite busy explaining why Hos
itngton can't win any ball games, a
little hard luck, &c. You are LOYALTY
ItSelf, Harry Dear, but your hope
looks very fclorn to a fellow up
tree. .s. go" III
q Miss Cecilia Buetger and sisters,
" Denver, are visiting relatives IN
his city and surrounding community.
We will wager the "Old Man" who
:oncocts the Observations in the
HUSTLER, that Ellsworth wins two out
y three from his pet base ballists
his. week, is it a bet? You bet, I
bet, its a bet. lose. -OLD NAN 7.
This is week of. good attractions
III over the country. The big picnic
II Holsington, League games at Great
Bend. and Barnum and Baileys big 3
ing show 3 Count EN- 81 .at'Salina,
Jay your money and take your choice.
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