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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
GENTLEMEN IN AMERICA.

Baron de Ketschendorf, claiming to
he a member of a noble German family.
raised a disturbance at a New York
theatre the other evening and presently
found himself in Jail The baron was
much incensed- 1T is outrageous that
gentleman should be dictated to bv
these impertinent police 1 may have
been slightly intoxicated. but in my
country they wouldn't dare DO such 4
thing" he told the police Judge.
We recognize but one class Of gen
tlemen in this country, and that is those
who conduct themselves as such. You
are fined s., and I hope it will be 4 les
son to YOU" was the reply the baron
got.
Fortunately for the baron's study of
America, he was brought before a real
American judge If the baron is capa-
BILE Of understanding anything. his ex-
perience should do much in the way of
showing him the difference between
American and European conditions. In
this country they did what they
wouldn't dare to do" III his country
that is, they punished him because he
didn't behave. Here the baron had no
privileges because he was a baron
That's the difference between Germany
and the United States.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

roint of absurdity. and it appears to US
that the humane society officials re-
ferred TO have succeeded in making
themselves absurd IN the present in
stance To claim that a man is de-
serving Of censure for killing destrUc-
tive and predatory animals is pTepos-
ferrous. The western states. which are
not behind the east in their endeavOTs
to give dumb animals the best protsc-
ton possible, annually expend thou
sands of dollars in efforts to destroy
the animals President Roosevelt hunt
ed The humane society leaders are to
be commended for their labors in behalf
of animals entitled TO good treatment,
but when they take the position that
rabbits, bears, coyotes, wolves, noun
tain lions, etc, should not be hunted
down and killed, they only make them
selves ridiculous.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
FOOLISH HUMANITARlANs.

Certain officials of humane societies
IN the east are much exercised by Pres
ident ROosevelt's hunting trip. One Of
them, George T. Angel president Of
the Massachusetts Humane society and
editor Of Our Dumb Animals" even
goes so far as to say the president is
deserving of a vote Of censure from
both houses Of congress.
The May number of Mr.. Anglers pub-
LEGATION contained many harsh critf-
cisms Of the president, and it's circuIa-
ton among the school children of
Washington was prevented by the Dis
trict of Columbia school board. an ac-
ton that intensified the feeling among
the humane society people. The fol-
lowing is a sample of the matter con-
tanned in the May number
1T seems to US, saying nothing Of its
effects on the youth Of our couutrv
that the president OF the United states
has more important duties than 10 srep5
two months in the Wild west hunting
wild animals. which. if they have any
chance for a square dear to defend
themselves. might eHdaucer his life or
has ability to perform the duties OF
president"
Another bit OF comment that the
Washington school board found objec-
tionabIe is the following.
1T seems that our president has been
travelling quite diStauca To witness tho
WOundinE and killing Of RI bbitS and COW
otes- which have no power lr Fcfendirg
either themselves OF their youug and a
longer distance 10 witness d hattie he
she time is coming Gor which our An9eFi-
can Humane Education society is work
ing) when humane education shall be Civ
versities. and our institutions Of Is9rr1fniz
shan no longer be sending out educated
savages to endangeT the peace NOT only
OF lover, creatures. but Of human beings
A worthy idea can be carried to the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
c9LENoID NAVAL eUNNERY.

While public attention is conferred on
the warships I'm the far east. il is inter-
esting To note that the boys III our own
navy are not losing any of that skill
which has made American naval gun
merry vorld-famous. Kempthorne Scott,
an apprentice on the torpedo boat Pre-
BILE. has Just broken the six-poUnd gun
record Of the American navy. Incident
ally. he broke the Sabbath. since his
wonderful work was performed on
Sunday, but that apparently did not
affect his aim.
While the Preble was travelling at the
rate of ten knots an hour, Scott fired
twenty-One shots at d target 1000 yards
distant. Nineteen of the shots were
hits. To properly appreciate the feat,
il should be borne in mind that the yes
sci was covering over 1000 feet each
minute and must. necessarily, have
been tossing more or less. The naval
target is a bit of canvas, perhaps eight
feet square. attached to a floating raft.
If 6 man could take a rifle. stand on
spring seat in a slowly moving wagon
and shoot at a mark something less
than a foot square placed at a distance
OF 100 yards from the road. he would
get good idea of the conditions that
governed SCOTS work The conditions
would be more nearly the same if the
target were slowly raised and lowered
a few inches at regular intervals. Ask
The best rifle shot you know what sort
Of q showing he would make.
The strength of navy. after all, lies
largely in the personnel of the men who
man the ships. The finest war vessels
ere useless unless their crews can in
fict damage on the vessels of the en-
CWE. While Scott holds the six-pound
record there is probably not a. vessel
f. the American navy that does not
hear several sUnners who can shoot al
most as well as Scott. The work of the
American gUnners in 1928 amazed the
world, and this latest performance in
dicates that American naval marks
m3nshiD is not deterioratiug. Taking
into consideration the relative size of a
target and a war vessel it is not hard
Ia conceive that hostile ship would
be a rather warm abode at 900 yards
if six or eight fellows like Scott should
open up on her at once
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
RAILROAD MAN APPOINTED
David W. Ross of the Illinois Central
Made Purchasing Director
For Panama Canal.

Chicago, May 29.-The Post today
saws.
David ". Ross. general superinten-
dent of transportation of the Illinois
Central railroad has been made pUr-
chasing director for the Panama canal
The place is considered one of great
power and responsibility in view Of
the millions of dollars worth of sup
piss that will have to be bought dur
ing the years of the canal construction
and the possible tariff trouble in
volved, which have already been dis
cussed by the president and secretary
Of war Mr.. Ross will move at once
to Washington and viii have his head
quarters there after June I.
Mr.. Ross rise in railrOading has been
exceptionally rapid. Within d cOmpar-
atively few years he becam- assistant
to the second vice president Of the Il
linOis Central Mr. Ross also acted as
purchasing agent for the road and was
finally given charge of its transpoFta-
ton department
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
BOOZE OR MEDICINE ?

Which will YOU have2 II woman sui
feTiug from one OF the delicate ailments
peculiar to yOUr sex it viii be well for
g31 to know that DIR. PieTce'S Favoritc
Prescription Is the Only remedy advcr-
uised for such maladieS which is abSO-
lutely free from intoxicating liquors and
all other harmful agents. The good YOU
feel from its use Is not the deluSiye ex-
liberation from tipping beverage, from
which the system reacts into d worse
condition than before K may be a little
slower in manifeStinC its bracing and
invigOrating action, but its benefits are
none the less positive and, best Of al,
they are lasting. It's an honest medi-
clne-nUt a beverage.
have been taking your medicine for the
last three weeks and can say ! am gaining
strength" writes Mrs Seneth kinny. of Cos
East Madison Street. Mount Pleasant. Iowa.
have been having very poor health all win
ter. ] dOctored with our family doctor but
was relieved only while taking the medicine.
1 took Dr. PieTCe'S medicine several years
ago ] knew 10 was good for any ono suffer
ing with female trouble. Have taken only
one bottle and am gaining strength very
fast. | could not eat nor sleep when began
taking the 'FaYorite Prescription Heart
troubled me and had cold and numb spells
till my heart would almost stop beating
Have had one child since first taking your
medicine IL continue with your treatment
am positive wiz be cured"
Every suffering woman in this land
should write to DR.. Pierce and learn how
certainly he can help her to health and
strength II costs nothing to write and
receive entirely free the advice of one OF
the most experienced physicians in this
country His great thousand page book
the Common Sense Medical Adviser. in
stiff paper covers. will be sent free for 81
One-cent stamps the bare cost of mall
ing; or, send II stamps for cloth bound.
Address DR. r V Pierce, Buffalo, y. Y.
E,.-.,. These ORIGINAL Little Liver
N~SSS-s PINS, first put up By old DIR.
EeWcNa r V. Pierce over 10 years ago.
have been much initiated buf
never equaied. They're made OF purely veg
etable. concentrated and refined medicinal
principles, extracted from native American
roots and plants They speedily relieve and
cure foul. torpid and deranged stomachs
LiveTs and Bowels and their attendant dis
treSSful ailments One or two a laxative
three or four csthaFtic.
Don't allow the dealer to insult your
intelligence by Offering his own remedy
to you instead OF this weIl-known prep
aration of DR.. Pisrce.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

trely by the children. and the follow
ing named teachers were entertained:
Miss lone Carroll, Miss Leah Martin.
Miss Augusta Hunt, Miss Eleanor Nc
Master and Miss Nellie Sutton.
Miss Ida Robinson entertained a few
of her friends Friday evening at her
home on West Temple Progressive
games were played and refreshments
served later. Among those present
were the Misses Alice Pearl, Clifta
Mayne, Rose Howard, Lucy Nichols.
Edith Mudgett, Clara White, Frances
Redfield, Bertha Tyree, Messrs- Claire
Rivers, Murray Howard, Elmer Jones.
Julian Bamberger. Leigh NettletOn,
Francis CTitchlOw and George Roberts
Assisting the hostess were Misses
Eivera Bong and Catherine Robinson
Miss Tyree and MIR. Rivers were the
winners of the prizes
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
IN MEMORiAM.
Our Men-at- Arms.

BY WINFIELD JONES
In native cline they splendid sleep,
An army's fallen braves;
The elements proud vigils keep
Around their myriad graves
Eternal the winds grand dirges sing,
And everlasting TeqUiems play;
While lmmOrtelleS perennial spring
Above that vanished clay.
Tho not for them the laurel wreath,
Or crimsOned spoil of wars.
They won the acclaim Of all who breathe
The honor OF their scars
What use the trophied bronzes lift
Tall shafts against the sky,
Our countTy's love a nObleT gift,
a nations grief and sigh.
o Mighty Mother. cease thy tears
Mourn no more thy patriot sons,
AdOwn the endless cycling years
That valiant history runs.
No need of master scUlptOr's part,
Nor bells lamenting kncIl:
Forever iRshrined IN thy great heart,
Fame is their sentinel
They want no mausOleums there,
No lannon's minute boom;
Winged victory hOvCrs where
y glory wards their tomb
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Laurent. Grand Junction. Colo.
Matte Gill, Grand Junction Colo.
F Eckstrom. San Francisco
Mary T. Sullivan. Troy, N Y
I9f-Wallace Brown. ogden.
Nellie Hunt, Salt Lake.
X. Thatcher. Thayuc, Wye
Cora q. Larkin. Cove. Ida.
i99-James II. Dale. Salt Lake.
Mary f. COrrigan. Salt Lake.
II. Leider. Salt Lake
Arminta Walsh Salt Lake
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

Judging from the strenuous reception
that is being planned for the new
American ambassador at London. Mr..
James Jcffries would have been more
suitable choice than Mr. WhiteIaw
Reid.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

Il looks now as If some high officers
of Russia would be able 10 keep their
promise to sign terms of peace at
Toxic" after all. The terms are likely
to be other than they expected, how
ever.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

It is not true that the recent cold
wave through the west has any con-
nection with the Portland trip of the
vice president.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

The Russian minister of war declares
the Russian soldiers are hard to man
age. yet Mr. Oyama has made no COM
plant on that score.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

While conceding her -eulinence in
the histrionic field, the theatrical trust
nevertheless regards Mrs. Fiske as a
bad actor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30

Although Paris sets the fashions. we
do not expect the abolition of Christmas
by France wiz be generally followed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
!F.is3TF Time Table
S :SiS;j:s IL IN EFFECT
MAY I, 1905
ARRIVE

ARRIVE
No. 4-From Ogden. Chicago.
omaha 3F5:s ans st. st., Louis. Kansas Sis an
Ne .t s.FTG rom OGDEN. Portland $50 an
No, .s s.FgQ 49t6 ogden and inter 1893 q
No. 12-FTom ogden. Cache
TaIisy and in'ermedia,o ll:l5am
No. From ogden. Chicago,
St Louis. Kansas City.
P Pm4aa Denver and 1...t san k45pm
No. i6LFFom ogden. Cache
Valley. ST Anthony. Port 7.iA n m
land and San Francisco ---. SCI" !"
DEPART
No. 5-For ogden. Omaha.
SEhi Chic s95 81 Pe + gs5I, Kansas IIl N
No. For ogden. Portland.
S5o 4 ,5,lqSd5 San r5 SF99'seo 1888
No For ogden, Omaha.
Chicago. Denver, Kansas
fT5gici. So Louis and San lac p "a
Ne ev l and nt 9gasa Gee PSn Tsl Ais p N
No. 3-FOr Ogden, Denver.
k foHis and fi E5i,s o@aha. . St 6S5 p n
No. 9-For Ogden. Cache Val
lev. Butte. Helena. Portland.
Sa9 srs aoI6ts and inter. Il:45 pm
I VI. SCHUMACHER.
Traffic Manager.
D. +. hurley,
G. ?. & 7. A
D. 5. SPENCER,
a G 2. - r A.
City Ticket office col Main Street,
Telephone go
Note-The train numbers shown allow
are OREGON Short Line train numbers and
do not apply TO the Southern Pacific west
Of ogden, OF the Union Pacific east
thereof.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
PERFECT DINING CAR SERVICE.

All trains except Nos. I to 6. inclusive
Hop AT intermediate points.
Ticket office. DoOiy block. Phone 10
7 a BENTON. 9. A = D
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-30
DEPART DAILY

EFFECTIVE MAY 1sT. 1905.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30
HORSE STEALING THE CHARGE.
William Jones is Wanted in Baltimore
for q Similar Offense.

William Jones' colored, nineteen years old,
who disappeared from this city in March
last. was brought here this morning from
Frederick, Md, by Detective Flather and
locked up at the sixth precinct station to
answer a charge of horse stealing. There
is a similar charge against him in Balti-
more, but be will be tried in this city first
The charge against Jones in this city is
that he stole horse from the stable of
Hugh Lynch, in rear of 81 Fl street north
east, a short time before his departure from
the city. she admits that he took the animal
and pleads drunkenness as his only excuse.
The horse was sold to another colored man
and it changed hands several times before
1t was finally sold at public auction.
Jones says he went from here to Balti-
more and engaged In similar transaction,
selling the horse in that city for $40 Later
he went TO Frederick and found employ
ment. Several weeks ago he became in
volved in a fight and received severe stab
wound. Since receiving the wound he has
been In a hospital. The detective found him
in the hospital there last night and trans
ferred him to police station, where he was
detained until this morning. Tomorrow
morning the prisoner will be arraigned be-
fore Judge Himball
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30

- HIS sale of Used Pianos
n offers you an unusual op-
II portunity 10 secure
~ genuine bargain in a
high-grade instrument.
The pianos are in perfect
condition, and every instrument
offered will give abundant salts
faction.
We need all the floor space we
can get for the display of our
Xmas stock of new pianos-hence
these extraordinarily small prices:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30
Served With Honor.

The aged man had his war papers, show
ing that he had served with honor and
distinction surgeon of the Sth Michigan
Cavalry in the civil war, and since that
time had preached the Gospel. He finally
secured admittance to a hospital, but was
later turned out of that institution as in
durable. it is said.
Confronted by the poorhouse this tot
lerinS and feeble old man, who had Civ IN
the vigor of his early manhood and his
talents to his beloved country in its hour
of sore need. found himself in sore straits
condition was indeed deplorable when
some one told him of the Soldiers and Sail
ors Temporary E3ome. He went there and
cordially received and made welcome
by Capt. A. A. Maxim, the superintendent.
This was on November 6. Eighteen days
later he died. ~
y am glad there Is such a haven of
rest as this for the poor old soldiers"
SAID Surgeon Armstrong as he. tottered into
the home II am thankful to God and to
our government that such a place is pro-
vided for worn-out defenders of the flag
like me. where We may enter and die IN
peace.
In his last hours. while his mind wan
iered, Ii took the aged soldier back to his
thrilling experiences in the days of fire and
smoke. Again he was in the wild cavalry
charge with the Sth Michigan and could
hear the clarion notes of the huge as it
sounded the charge. Again he was on the
battlefield performing his functions as sur
geon and ministering to the maimed and
lying. He finally passed away. Miss Har-
rset Hawley OF the Spanish War Veterans
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30
Forty May Have Died in Storm.

Estimates of the losses in Tuesdays
storm on the great lakes are forty deaths
and a money loss of upward of $1,000. 600.
OF tls loss the six vessels wrecked almost
WITH sight of Superior foot up a total OF
at least 81 500 900. The loss of life IN lake
disasters this year will thus be brought
to over 125
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30
The Shoninger Piano

is superior in tone, in ac-
ton and in durability. The
piano that will prove most
satisfactory as an Xmas
gift.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30
The AutOfOne Piano

is an ideal piano for the
home. A perfect self-play-
ing piano, or it may be
played by hand. Priced up
from 5000.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30
A Special Offer!

We honor all WORD CON
TEST CERTIFICATES up to
Dec. -, allowing full face value
on the purchase price of any new
Upright Piano in our establish
ment.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-30

Auxiliary, who was volunteer nurse IN
the late war OF 1885, having cared for him
in his dying moments.
Another pathetic case described by Col.
Chase is that of a youthful Spanish war
veteran, who. like DR.. Armstrong, Is lar
from home and friends. He is dying at
the little temporary home for soldiers on
Sd street from consumption incurred while
serving under the eolors of this great repuo-
lie, land in a few days perhaps, ADDED
Col. Chase, 1--WE will have the sad rites TO
perform at the funeral of another Ame:i-
can soldier" -4a
Col Chase called attention to the lecture
on prison life In the south, to be given by
Bishop c. c. McCabe, who was himself a
Union prisoner of war. The lecture, it was
announced, will take place at the Metro
poltan NJ. T. Church early in Decem-
ber He appointed as a committee to deco
rate the church for the occasion Capt. A. A.
Maxim, Mrs. Ida Chase. Miss Harriet -.
Hawley, Col. ]. Tyler Powell and @. +.
Rausch, depar tment adutant Of the Span
lSh War Veterans
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1905-07-21
LARGER CROP WORTH LESS
That Of 1904 Is Greater Than 1908
Yield, But Its Value Is the.
Reverse

Measured in dollars, the 12,000, 900
bales of the 1904 cotton crop are worth
less than the 100000 bales of the 1903
crop, says the New York World. The
difference in total value is enormous A
pound Of raw. cotton which last Febru-
airy sold for II cents is worth only eight
cents now.
Cotton is selling at $4O'a bale now, as
compared with $40 to SIS year ago. At
that rate the total value of the 1904 crop
will be less than 100000, while the
1903 crop sold for over 500, 100000.
1t is paradOxical that as one,result Of
tia increased industry of the southern
planters they receive 5000, 900, 900 less. If
they had planted less, cultivated less ard
allowed the boil weevil to flourish they
would have been better. off. The imme-
date effect will be TO discourage south.
srn enterprise end to diminish the value
In international exchange Of the United
States principal article Of export. The
consumers Of the world will be benef-
Charles.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1905-07-21
CHINESE TRIANGULAR SIGN
Box Outside laundry Always Found
with Three Sides-Is Quite
a Problem.

More or less Of a problem to all stu
dents of. signs Is the sign used by the
Chinese launtfymen, In the shape Of a
box around tree or an awning pole in
front of his shop. Indeed, where the
tree or pole is missing the sign is put
up without 1t, and It is always trlangu-
lar-that is, having three sides instead
OF four. Some extensive inquiries have
been instituted to determine why this
triangular tQrIn is always followed. The
most reasonable explanation and the
only one rendered by the Cinnamon
themselves is desire to economic In
wood end paint With a triangular shape
to the box enough of one side.is pre-
sented to any point CT view to make the
sign visible, ard no other arrangement
can produce the same result with the use
of so little weed
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1905-07-21
KILLED DEER WITH FIST.
Cook Encounters q Number of Ami.
mails and Slaughters One in
Unique Manner.

"A few weeks ago, just before ! left
for Denver, we had venison for dinner
which our cock killed with his fist.
Game is so plentiful that all one has to
DO is to stand on his back porch and use
a revolver to obtain almost anything in
the way Of meat that one could wish
for"
H. w. Lang, vice president of the Dem
ver-Honduras Banana company, tolo OF
the attractions of his Honduras home
in the Denver Evening Post.
The manner in which our cook OBJ
tanned the yenisOn was this" continued
Mr.. Lang. I'VE had been having high
water in the Ulua river, which flows
through our plantation, and one morn
ing our cook noticed a herd of half q
dozen deer swimming across it. He
jumped in canoe, and killed one with
a blow of his fist. However, deer are
not the only game which we have @
chance to try shot at.
"Leopards, alligators, beautiful tropi-
cal birds of every description, snakes Of
wonderful hues, are all numerous. Wild
ducks can be secured in plenty-a few
hours shooting brought me so the other
day, and parrots; which make excel ent
eating, having much the flavor OF squads,
are also plentiful"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1905-07-21
CAUSE or DIRTY WATCHES
Men Have Waistcoat Pocket Into
Which Timep!eca Is Thrust,
Thus Gathering Muci,. e..

DO you 5no9.' said the isvelsr TO
Inc Chicago Ilssr ocean mar. ".hdt' Of
.he hundred old watches brought aess
every day 10 5e cleaned aoou, so IN
The average belong 10 men? 4 wom-
ans watch seldom reqtares overhaul
ing. That Is because she wears no
waistc0at The vaistooat POCKET used
by most men as watehholoer. is .usu-
ally a scavenger boS in miniature. u
to it drift dust, cigar ashes and floss
from clothing, until it becomes a yeri-
table muck heap. The stuff finds It's
ways easily through the stem setting
and between the outer and inner case,
and the watch goes wrong. People
talk about the atmosphere being re-
sponsible for the watch cleaning in
dustry; you just turn your vest pocket
inside out and see what you find
there"