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Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

Ey Ilaas-t;iving county judges or any
authorized person power to acknowledge
mortgages.
by Farnum-Amcndiug the civil SER
vice law, giving policemen who partici-
patel in or are survivors of the Hay
market riot In Chicago preference for APP
pointncnts to all offices of police depart.
ment If possessed of business capacity
necessary for the proper discharge Of
the duties Of such office.
by Clark--Making it unlawful TO sell,
furnish or give away cocaine. hcroin.
alpha or beta eucainc. opium. morphine.
choral, hydrate. except upon the orig
inal written order or prescription of a
physician.
by Juul--l'rohibitng the performance
of common labor on Sunday and provid.
Ing fine of not less than SO for each
offcnse.
by Templcton-i'roviding TINT each
member Of the General Assembly may
nominate two candidates for scholarships
In the University Of Illinois.
BY MISUNDERSTANDING that before
the casing shall be drawn from any well
for the purpose of abandonment which
has been drilled into any gas or oil bear.
Ing rock. it shall he the duty of any per.
son or corporation controlling such well
properly and securely to stop and plug
| the same.
No. IiS Substitute for Senate bill o.
| by Notwithstanding that upon pc
tition signed 10y one.fourth of voters, the
| question whether dramshops shall be II.
censed shall he submitted to vote Of
the people. Reported from committee
on license and miscellany by Chairman
Evans. with recommendation that il pass.
Read first time and ordered to a second
reading. The Senate has already passed
local option bill. which had attached
TO II u referendum clause submitting the
act to the electors Of the State. 1t ID
not TO he IN force unless ma jority OF
the votes Is east In favor Of it.
BY Bcrry-Establishing State geo
logical survey.
| BY Galpin-Providing that all foreign
corporations except those doing business
In banking aud fire insurance shall an.
nually pay To the Secretary Of State a
the corporation.
by IInas--l'roviding that any person
who shall swear falsely to obtain mar,
| TiiEe l''lN' NIill Nc GUllly oI perjury
by Bruwn-Fixng the tax rate In
counties of less than 125OOO populate
at not 10 exceed - cents and In Cook
county NJ not to exceed 20 cents.
BY Tif'any-ro authorize the organiza.
tion of high school districts. Districts
having n population of not less than
5000 may become organized as u high
school district by submitting the question
Of such organization on Il vote of the
people Of such township at special cleo
tion to he called upon n petition Of 81
per cent of the legal voters,
BY Juul-Making it n misdcmcanor to
practice architecture without license.
BY Pcmbcrton-Giving highway com
missioners power to improve channels Of
rivers.
BY MISUNDERSTANDING the de-
stroying of manure and fertilizer and AZ
Ing penalties for SO doing.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

Paraguay would seem to present the
smallest chance for woman's rights
progress to be found on the earth. In
one man. Consequently the men are
petted and taken the greatest care OF,
Everything that is unpleasant or risky
Is done by the women. The streets
are cleaned, ships loaded ami the oxen
driven by them ana they even go to
war as substitutes for the men. 1t Is
only an application of the law Of sup
ply and demand ana some lazy men
will probably think 1t beneticent one.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

Nnppcr Tnn,ly whisky.

Nuppcr buuuy W utskys
"Napper Tnndy" Is the newest and
Mt the same time one of the most pop.
ular brands of whisky now on sale at
Chicago bars. When we say new, we
mean that IL has been newly placed
on the market under this interesting
title, but the liquor itself Is rs old and
mellow rs the most fastidious could
wish.
"Nnppcr Tandy" Is not, as its name
might convey To sQmc an Irish wills
Ky, although 1t Is rs grateful AMI com.
fOrtlng to the Irish stomach rs the IN.
nous lines In which the name of Nap.
per Tandy was immortalized IL to the
Irish heart
II met with Napier Tandy, and he
took me by the hand,
Saying How Is old Ireland and how
does she standy'
IT'S Il poor, distressed country us ever
yet was seen,
They're hanging men and women for
the wearing of the grccn.'
"Nappcr Tandy" Is a pure American
rye whisky of the finest quality, well
aged, of fine flavor, splendid bouquet,
ana one that cannot fail to suit the
taste of good judges of whisky of
every nationality.
Its ready sale from its first appear
ance on the market Is the best test
ana the strongest proof of Its quality
and popularity. 1t Is today to be
found mt every frst-class bar I'm the
city, ana its sale everywhere Is steadi-
~ on the increase. The wcll.known
ana popular firm of John J. Keenan,
Il Co., 1856 West Lake street, are the
sole owners of this excellent brand of
whisky, and their honorable, capable
ana upright business methods have
had rs much to do with its success in
Chicago as the splendid quality of the
whisky itself.
Mr., John J, Keenan, himself Is one
of the most popular ana respected men
In the trade, and Is among the best and
most useful citizens of Chicago.
As stated, "Napper Tandy" rye is
to he found in every iirst-class bar in
Chicago.
1t Is the whisky of quality. Cali
for Nappcr Tandy, the square whisky
in the square bottle, and you will make
no mistake.
Remember, the address of the sole
owners of Napier Tandy is John j.
Keenan, N Co.. 5SG West Lake street.
Phone West 1881.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

the New York reservation TO Goat Isl.
and across the present bed of the NJ.
agara river" There seems to be no
reason to doubt that this country will
in the not far distant future have the
ruins of what was once the greatest
cataract In the world.
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Drink Nck.Roc. II Is u sure health
rcstOrcr.
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What Is the trdr basis of lasting
famcI Opinions differ. At the recent
dinner of the Bowdoin Alumni Asso.
citation of New York. Commander
Peary said that he had lately diScov.
cred ball. which he had thrown three
hundred AMI six feet. and Il pewter
mug won In Il college foot race. Thcs,
trophies of achievement, he remarked.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08
INA poieOn SEGA Native Cham.
payne, the Most Popular Wine in
the Market.

Napoleon SEGA Native Cham.
payne. the Most Popular Wine in
the Market
Napoleon Sec" Is the cuphonious
title of wine that is beyond all doubt
the best champagne of native vintage
in the market to-day.
1t is a beautiful, sparkling wine of
delicious flavor, that compares favor
ably with the oldest. most famous,
and most expensive brands of import
ed champagne.
Napoleon Sec" Is n new article In
the market. yet its popularity as
beverage, stimulating and nourishing
to mind and body, is already wide
spread and firmly established.
ut has come, and seen, and con
qucrcd.'
At banquet recently held on an
important and suspicious occasion
Napoleon Sec" was the wine served.
and one of the orators of the night. II
distinguished member of the Illinois
bar. by the way. whose genius had
become inspired by the rosy influence
of this generous wine, paid the follow
ing eloquent and graceful tribute to
the sparkling beverage in which he
was about to propose the toast to be
drunk:
II hold i'm my hand the most won
| dcrful beverage that ever drove a
| skeleton from feast or painted land
scapcs OH the brain of man--thc min
glcd souls of grapes. In 1t you will
find the sunshine and shadow which
chased each other over the billowing
fields the breath of June. the carol of
the lark: made glorious by its imprs.
| oncd light. Drink 1t, and you will find
in its life's blood the starlit dawns and
dusks of many perfect day. Drink
1t. and you will hear the voices of men
and maidcns singing the harvest hymn,
their melody mingled with the laugh.
ter of children. For years, no doubt,
this liquid JOY has lain within its
stout slaves of oak longing to touch
the lips of men"
| 1t Is impossible within the compass
of any article, however extended, In
mere prose, to equal not to speak OF
improving upon. this eloquent apostro.
phc of the gifted lawyer, and the max.
ers of Napoleon Sec" have adopted IT,
They assure their patrons that expert.
encc will prove to them that the com.
plimcnt Is not exaggerated.
The headquarters in Chicago of INA
pclcon See" are at ~, East Madison
street.
This wine Is being sold to-day over
almost every prominent bar in Chica
go, and from the present outlook 1t 1,
but a question of the immediate futur,
until II will be handled in every no
tel, saloon, buffet and cafe of any i'm
portance In the city.
! Messrs. BroOkcr n CO.. 30 Madison
street. are the capable. popular. sue
cessful agents of the already famou,
Napoleon See"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

treated successfully: rheumatism. kid
ncy and liver complaint. eczema. etc.
The commodious hotel Is open all the
year round. The service Is iirst-class
and the rates reasonable. Ask y. X.
Schumacher. 1856 East Jackson boulc-
ward. for further information.
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The stomach proper has ceased TO
be a serious problem to the surgeon.
He can invade and explore it with i'm
runity. lie can even, If circumstances
demand. relieve tie owner Of 1t en-
tirely. and 81 arrange the loose ends
that the functions of nutrition are sue
ccssfully maintained. TO be sure. the
patient can never thereafter derive
much pleasure from his meals: he must
restrict himself to II rigid diet, but for
all the other affairs of life he may be
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

had made him bigger man In the eyes
of his two children than anything else
he had ever done.
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The Washington preacher who says
Americans are the most prOfane people
on earth should enlarge his horizon by
becoming acquainted with other por-
tons of the country.
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Dress may not make the man, but
II has succeeded In acquiring cOnsid-
cradle prominence among the ladies.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

as competent as before There are to.
day several stomachless men who arr
earning their daily predlgested ration
In occupations varying from clerk to
eXpressman.
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There Is no better or more delight
fnl beverage in the marltt than Mex.
Roe mineral water.
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\ writer in one of the magazines
says: Children already born may
walk dry shod from the mainland o,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

The paper trust is making a deter
mined effort Ia prove that 1t does not
exist. but that II Is one of the good
kind. II il does exist
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-04-08

simultaneously women We're caught
in poolroom raid in both New York
and Chicago. This depriyes both towns
If chance to boast.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Rhymes of the Season.

When the summer time has ended and
 the saucy autumn breeze Gets to toying with the leaves on all
 the brilliant colored trees, An, 'tis then the hearts grow lighter
 and the spirits start to rise, When the frost is on the pumpkin and
 the pumpkins in the pies. When the days are growing shorter and
 the birds have gone away, And the corn is growing riper in the
 fields from day to day, There's a rosy glow prevailing all the
 hay autumn skies, When the frost is on the pumpkin and
 the pumpkins in the pies. When the hammocks have been put
 away and open cars are gone, And you never see tennis player chas-
 ing on the lawn, When the college people gather and you
 hear the football cries, Then the frost is on the pumpkin and
 the pumpkins in the pies. You recall with lots of pleasure all the
 summer days could give, But since the autumn days have started,
 then you know 'tis joy to live, As your mouth begins to water, and
 there's gladness in your eyes, When the frost is on the pumpkin and
 the pumpkins in the pies. Chicago Chronicle.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
A Selfish Monopoly.

Two men were discussing monop. olies, one maintaining that there are both good and bad monopolies, and that those he was connected with are distinctly of the good sort. Then, says the New York Tribune, he proceeded to illustrate what bad monopoly Is, and to show the nature of bad mo- nopolist:
 There was young man in the South who went one summer on visit to some relatives in the North. On his return he sought out another young man, and said, impressively:
 Look a-here, 1 understand that you took advantage of my absence from town last month to go calling on Miss Henrietta Brown"
 "You are mistaken," the other man answered. Tt is her sister, Miss Clarissa Brown, that I've been calling on."
 "Well, sir" said the first, "that makes no difference. I've got my eye on both them girls
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23

A number of needed Improvements have recently been made in the build- ings and equipment of the Los Angeles State Normal School, the effect of which is seen in the increased at tractiveness of the rooms and in the greater efficiency of the work of the several departments of instruction. The departments of Geography, Phy- sics, and Physical Culture, in particu- lar, have benefited by these changes and increased facilities.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
 that Contains Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derangs the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable phy- sicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you ca'. possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,, Toledo, O., contains no mer- cury, and is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Go. Testimonials free.
 Sold by Druggists price 75c. per bottle.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipa- tion.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Chinese Ruler.

The Empress Dowager of China was sold into slavery at the age of eleven, to save her family from starvation. Afterwards she was presented to the late Emperor and, upon his wife's death, became Empress. Her feet were never bound, and she was taught to read after persistent pleading. The sterling qualities of this wonderful wo- man, like those of Pillsbury's vitos, have overcome every obstacle. And she holds herself at the head of China, as does vitos at the head of breakfast foods.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Difficult Task.

How can l get the ladies of my congregation more interested in heav- en?" sighed the earnest young rector of the fashionable church.
 You might intimate that things will be exclusive there," replied the old preacher. sadly. By such means you may be able to arouse a mild interest" :" -Pittsburg Post
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Useful.

~ hear that you really take pump kins for subscriptions to your paper" drawled the old farmer, who had mount ed the winding stairs to the editorial rooms of the rural paper.
 "For awhile" replied the editor
 "'Bout how longT
 "Until the autumn poets stop sending in poems. We pay them off in pump kins."
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Completing the Quotation.

Little Elmer (who has an inquiring mind)-Papa, what is the rest of the old saying about people living in glass houses: People living in glass houses should not"-what papa?
 Professor Broadhead-Should not have neighbors within stone's throw, l imagine, my son.--Puck.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Drawing the Line.

q like to believe that all men are honest" said the moralizer.
 Same here," rejoined the demoral- izer, ''still, l always draw the line at taking the same patent medicine for liver complaint that l use for toothache, no matter how the label reads"
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
likeness Justified.

Diggsby-I don't see how you can af- ford to loaf so much of the time
 Higgins-I can afford it because only get 75 cents a day when I work.
 Diggsby-But that is just the reason why you should get in more days.
 Higgins-Oh, I don't know. When I don't work I don't lose much. See?
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
More Careful with His Wife.

Mrs. Glidden-You held that um- brella so far over Miss Charmer's head that you got yourself all drenched on one side.
 MT. Glidden-Funny, isn't it? When you and go under the same umbrella 1t is always you that gets the drench' ing and not I.-Boston Transcript.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
A Poor Plan.

Miss De Fashion-Mother what shall we send Miss De Style for her wedding present?
 Mrs. De Fashion-Will the list be published in the paper? "No; she says that's vulgar"
 "Send her plated saltspoon."
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Truth Comes Ont.

Truth Comes Out. She-Where did you pass your va. cation?
 He-At the seashore. She-And did you leave your heart behind you when you returned te town?
 He-No, but left my trunk.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Her Opinion.

"The automobile" remarked Mrs. Malaprop, twill undoubtedly prove a great blessing to poor people"
 "Why do you think so?" queried her next-door neigL Dor.
 Because" explained Mrs. M., "only few of them can afford to keep a horse"
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Saving the Boy.

Father-I wish you'd cut the woman's page out of the Daily Bluster before giving the paper to our son.
 Mother-Goodness me! Why?
 Father-I don't want him to become tired and sick of women before he's old enough to marry.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Real Breakers.

Gunner-Did you hear about Spender |? Some one rescued him from the break CTS out in Lake Michigan.
 Guyer-Great Scott! Was he bath ing?
 Gunner-No, he was on one of those floating poolrooms where the breakers break the lambs.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23

She-I wouldn't marry the best man In the world.
 He-Pardon me, but your remark was entirely uncalled for.
 She-Why, pray?
 He-Because l never asked you to marry me.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23

Robbie, you should be ashamed of yourself for striking your little broth er."
 But, mamma, had to do 1t to pro- tect myself"
 "Why, the idea"
 "I did, though. If hit any other boys little brother, the other boy will whip me-"
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Sour.

Edwin-No, they never get on, now that they are married, and yet they courted under the shade of the old apple tree.
 Katharine-Indeed Well, it must have been a crabapple tree.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Inert1a.

The City Boarder-Things are mo- notonous here. l look out across the cornfield and that awful scarecrow is always standing motionless in the same place. If it's not taken away I'll go crazy!
 Farmer Foddershucks-That ain't no scarecrow, ma'am. That there's the hired man.-Cleveland Leader.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
GenerOSitY.

Beggar-Pardon, sir, but this nickel you gave me is lead.
 Benevolent Old Man-Why, so it is! Well, keep it, my man, as reward of your honesty.-Le Journal.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
At the Market Price.

"Baron, what did you give your boys for birthday presents?
 Soldiers"
 "And your daughter?"
 "I bought her one, too-a lieutenant" -Fliegende Blaetter.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO-
 INGS HERE AND THERE.

Jokes and JokcIets that Are Supposed to Have Been Recently Born-Sayings and Doings that Are Old, Curious and Laugha ble-The Weeks Humor.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Oueerness of Man,

Man is queer and strange device, No woman e'er denies it.; He growls all winter at the ice
 And in the summer buys it.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23

ETC Permanently Cured. No ats sc nsv- sstO sxsncss after hrst day'a ess ef pr. Kpnso Grant Eerva Reetosrr. gsna sor fREE ;l8e trinl bottle and trDa.ise. DS. R. Fl. KLINE lad, sn Arch kt., Fhtta' EsishIss Pa.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
Nothing N ow,

"Some one will dramatize the cook book next"
 Eat at my house some day and I'll ahow you several tragedies that have been adapted from that classic."'- Judge.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23

Lewis Single Binder" straight sc cigar, made of extra quality tobacco. You pay l0c for cigars not so good. Lewis Factory. Peoria. III.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23
MOdesty,

Lieutenant-I have very pretty compliment for you. One of the young ladies thought was the author of your latest poem.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Holbrook argus., 1905-12-23

Mir. Bore-I believe that every man has some animal or vegetable charac- teristic about him.
 Miss Caustique-Lots of men are very small potatoes.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1905-09-07

road. Three cars have been
shipped for this service and the
line will be started IA soon as the
necessary right-of-way and road
bed is put in condition. The cars
are equipped with all necessary
conveuiences for the travelling
public, telephone connections, ac-
etylene headlights, glass fronts,
tight curtains, and will make an
average Of II miles an hour, until
the roadbed is in condition and
public accustomed to the service,
when the speed will be in
creased. Mr.. Ames Gays the line
10 not experimental In any sense.
They have $4,000 in equipment
to date and they intend to ex-
pand with the demands of the
public. The Southwestern in
tends in the near future extern
ding the line from Sonora to Del
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1905-09-07
A VAST STONY WRECK.
The North Cape, In Norway, Is Almost
the worlds End.

The North cape, Norway Is not quite
the most northerly land in Europe, but
II Is far enough north, a dismal black
point Jutting out into the sea nearly
a thousand feet high. Leading to the
top Is rough path not difficult to as.
cend unless II be wet and slippery
From the top TO the edge Of the cliff
Is half mile or more of hard walking
over stones or through mire.
At last we come to the edge OF the
cliff. The sun, though II Is nearly -
o'clock, has almost reached the lowest
edge OF his daily path, but Is still far
above the shimmering sea. You stand
on that lonely point feeling, except for
the presence OF those around you, that
you are quite out of the world In which
you have hitherto spent your life. You
stand without on a rock pelted by ev-
cry storm of wind and snow. Attacked
by the fiery summer sun and pitiless
winter frost, no wonder that neither
tree nor shrub nor scarce a flower can
exist. Among the most solemn places
on the globe it must be reckoned the
worlds end, vast stony wreck pro.
jecting above the wide waste of wa
ters.-Albert l.. Bolls in BoOklovers
Magazine.
The San Angelo press. (San Angelo, Tex.) 1897-1907, 1905-09-07
PlTiAsLE IMPROvlOENCE.
The Way Money IL Wasted Through
Ignorance of Food Values.

Examples Of glaring ignorance Of
food values may well be culled from
the notes of those experts who have
In the slums of Chicago it was found
that Il woman whose husband was out
of work and whose family was living
on Il few cents day bought lettuce, n
food so innutritious that, at least when
out of season and high in price, it is n
luxury even for the rich. This woman
sacrificed the inexpensive but nutri.
tious classes of foods for leaves con
tanning over so per cent of water and
10 per cent Of refuse. 1t has been
truthfully said that man would
starve to death on diet of lettuce
alone.
Pitiable improvidence was found in
the New York slums. A Waterman
was feeding his family at the rate of
II cents per person a day-all that he
could afford-yet his wife bought ex.
penslve cuts OF beef instead of the
equally nutritious cuts of lower price;
also large quantities Of butter whose
value might have been invested In
dried beans and more bread. She also
wasted money on soda crackers and
jumbles costing two or three times as
much as bread and containing no more
nutrition. 1t was estimated that his
wife might have obtained about eight
times ms much nutrition for her mon.
ey had she substituted dried peas for
green peas. Another large saving
would have been the substitution OF
fresh for condensed milk.-John Il.
Watkins in Reader Magazine.