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Needed Chair.

"T'm going to endow one of the uni versities ; said the millionaire going to establish a chair"
 "Chair of what?" asked his friend
 "Well l don't know what you'd call it for short; hut it's a chair that's badly needed a chair to teach graduates how to get a job Brooklyn Life.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
Pay for Hot Air in Advance.

"What is retainer pop2"
 "A retainer, my son, is the money peo- pie pay us lawyers before we do any work"
 "Oh. see. It's like those pay gas meters The people have to pay the money before they get any gas. = Yonkers Statesman.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
rarIias, Green Onions.

The John A. Salzer Seed Co. La Crosse, Wis, always have something new, some thing valuable. Tins year they offer among their new money making vege- tables, an Earliest Green Eating Onion. It IS q winner. Mr. Farmer and Gardener.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

A corner in eggs is a cheerful announce ment After the eggs have been held up in the corner fer week or two, will they be marketed as "strictly fresh e"- N. Y. Tribune
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

The phonograph appeared as a witness in court recently. and established heauti- fully the case of the plaintiff Young ladies will avoid breach of promise suits by having one handy in the parlor- Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

This world would be far more dismal than 1t Is if the public found out about it every time anybody made d fool of hinl- self.-Chicago Record Herald.
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leader and club woman. writes {:
 |" l cannot say too mu ch in praise of Doan's s Kidney Pills, for they ef- feeted a complete cure in a very short time when 1 was suffering from kidney trou-
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aydia E. PInkham's Vegetable Compcur

Men who think they know t all never tafsa time to investigate the actual worth o5 taefr supposed knowledge. Chicago Daily News.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

Pso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli- bic medicine for coughs and eolds.-N. ". Samuel, Ocean Grove N. J., Feb. F, 1900.
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/77rs / MZanq and n2>-5. s. Eroke N|
Mrs. Samuel Frake, of Prospe

Mrs. Samuel Frake, of Prospect Plains, N. J., writes:
 Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
 1 cannot thank you enough for what Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done ferme. When 1 first wrote to you had suf- fered for years with what the doctor called kidney trouble and congestion of the womb. My back ached dreadfuiiy all the time, and suffered so with that bearingdown feeling | could hardly walk across the room. l did not get any better, so decided to stop doctoring with my physician and take Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound and am thank ful to say it has entirely cured me. do all my own work, have no more baekaehe and all the bad symptoms have disappeared.
 1 cannot praise your medicine enough and would advise all women suffering with kidney trouble to try it.
 Mrs. J. w Lang. of 626 Third Ave- nue, New York, writes:
 Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
 I have been a great sufferer with kidney trouble. My back ached all the time and I was discouraged 1 heard that Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound would cnrs kidney disease, and began 10 take it; and is has cured me when everything else had failed. l have recommended 1t to lots of people and they all praise it very highly.
 Mrs. Pinkham's Standing In- yitatiOn. k
 Women suffering from kidney trouble. or any form of female weak ness are invited to promptly communi- cate with Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn. Mass Out of the great volume of ex- perience which she has to draw from, it is more than likely she has the very knowledge that will help your case. Her advice is free and always help ful.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

Hope is the one thing you can't bunko the average man out of.-Chicago Daily News
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

Despite all we hear about the door always being open to ability, 1t Is usu- ally the man who knocks the hardest that gets on the inside.-Judge.
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Ladies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Allen's Foot Ease. \ certain cure .or swollen. sweating, hot, aching feet. At all Druggists. 25c. Ac- eept no substitute. Trlal package FREE. Address A. $. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
 
 According to Russian dispatches there are things vet more deadly than the igarette.-Chica.o Chronicle
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Only the chosen few are fitted for suc- eess.-N. T. Times
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Croakers always advertise their own swamps.-Chicago Tribune.
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Ne find no better feelings in others than we foster ia ourselves. Chicago Tribune.
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The attempt 10 discipline automobile owners by fning the chaufeura has not proved the success that was hoped for. Being arrested merely comes to be re- garded as part of the chauffeur's regu- lar duty-W ashington Star.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind. Bleeding or orProtruding Piles. Your druggist will refund money if PAzo OINTMENT fails to cure in to II days. 5oc.
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Pe-ru-na Contains No Narcotics.

One reason why Peruna has found per manent use in so many homes is that it contains no narcotic of any kind. Pe- runa is perfectly harmless. It can be used any length of time without acquir- ing drug habit. Peruna does not pro- duce temporary results. It is permanent in it's effect.
 It has no bad effect upon the system, and gradually eliminates catarrh by re- moving the cause of catarrh There are a multitude of homes where Peruna has been used off and on fer twenty years. Such thing could not be possible if Peruna contained any drugs of a mar cotic nature.
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09
Temporary and Permanent Loss.

"So the specialist said you'd have to give up smoking for awhile. eh?"
 "4es, and he also sad I'd have to give up Sl5 for good. oilers Weekly.
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The man Tho said a person can get used to anything probably never tired liv- ing with his reatives.-Puek.
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kidney remedies without getting the desired results. Peruna is the only remedy which was really of any benefit to me. have not had trace of kidney trOllble nor a cold in my eVsfem P
The Monticellonian., 1905-03-09

"A pretty telephone girl may be pref srabie, but plain one will answer
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To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money II il fails t5Vure. k. W Groves sigHatureis IS on each box :.5e.
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FROM MISERY TO HEALTH.
A Prominent Club Woman of Kansas City Writes to Thank Doan's Kidney Pills For a Quick Cure.

Miss Nellie Davis, of 1216 Michigan avenue, kansas City, Mo. society
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
WILL BE HUGHES.
Appointment of Topeka Man as Adj
jutant General Is Expected.

1t is generally believed that Governor
Hoch will name General J. W. r.
Hughes of Topeka as adjutant general
among his earliest appointments. The
appointment is so fitting a one that it
has been considered a foregone conclu-
sion for several weeks.
General Hughes has had a great deal
of experience with the Kansas Nation
al guard. He was in command at the
time of the Legislative war" in 1898,
and because he refused to obey the or
der Of Governor Lewelling to clear Rep
resentative hall, which might have
started bloodshed during that strife, he
was court-martialed. The present gov
ernor was one of the leading members
of the house at that time-in fact, he
was speaker pro tenn of the "Dougless'
house, and consequently he is thorough
~ familiar with General Hughes &C
ton. During recent years General
Hughes has again been brigadier gen.
eral of the national guard, and Cover
nor Bailey repOsed a great deal of con-
fidence in him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
FOR WOMEN
AND WOMEN ONLY.
Much That Every Woman Desires to
Know About Sanative, Antiseptic
Cleansing and the Care of the
Skin, Scalp, Hair, and Hands.
WHAT CUTICURA
DOES FOR WOMEN

Too much stress cannot be placed
on the great value of Cuticura Soap,
Ointment, and Pills in the antisep-
tic cleansing of the mucous sur
faces, and Of the blood and circulating
fluids, thus affOrding pure, sweet, and
economical local and constitutional
treatment for weakening alterations,
inhammations, itchings, irritations,
relaxations, displacements, pains, and
irregularities pc cu1iar to females.
Hence the Cuticura remedies have a
wonderful influence in restoring
health, strength, and beauty to weary
women, who have been premature1y
aged and invalided by these distress
ing ailments, as well as such sympa-
fhetic Affections as anemia, chlorosis,
hysteria, and nervousness.
Women from the very first have
fully appreciated the purity and sweet
ness, the power to afford immediate
relief, the certainty of speedy ard
permanent cure, the absolute safety
and great economy which have made
Cuticura the standard humour rem
edy of the civilized world
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
SALARIES ARE FIXED.
Some County Superintendents VIII
Receive More Pay.

The senate this morning passed
representative Hussey's house bill
fixing the pay of county superintend-
ents.
The bill provides that superintend-
ents in counties of "a school popula-
ton of more than 1900. shall receive
six hundred dollars per annum; in
counties having a school population of
from 1900 to 1900. he shall receive
seven hundred dollars per annum ;
and in counties containing more than
$500 persons of school age, he shall
receive seven hundred dollars. and
twenty dollars per annum for each
additional 100 such persons; provided,
that no county superintendent shall
receive to exceed ten hundred dollars
per annum, and that in determining
the salaries of the county superin-
tendents the school population of cities
of the first and second class shall not
be included in the territory attached"
The bill further provides: THAT in
counties having more than 100 school
teachers employed, exclusive of those
employed in cities of the first and Sec
ond class, the county commissioners
of said county shall add to the salary
of one thousand dollars per annum
the sum of two hundred dollars per
annun."
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annual meeting and officers viii be
elected. The feature of the afternoon
is an original story by Mrs. G. H. Whit
comb.
Have you seen the Russian poloturbin.
Piclxens' Ladies' Hatters are showing it
with other new ideas.
Mrs. Della Moreland has returned to
her home in Hiawatha after a visit to
her sister Mrs. A. A. Hurd.
Miss Mary B. Moore spent Thursday
in Kansas City
Mrs. I. l. Keener Stewart has return
ed from a trip TO Chicago
Pickens' Ladies Hatters are located
at SO7 Kansas avenue.
Miss Nellie Philips entertained about
twenty young women Wednesday night
and second company last night at
her house SIS Western avenue in com
pliment to her guest, Miss Nina Kinsey
Of Newton. The first affair took the
form of a china shower for the guest
of honor who is a prospective bride.
Engraved visiting cards, wedding in
vitations, correct forms Adams Bros,
Seventh and jackson streets
Miss Jeanne Pickens has returned from
Chicago.
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Notes and Personal Mention.

Miss Sadie Atchison and Miss Lottie
AtchisOn have returned from Chicago.
Miss Ann Ryan returned to her
home in Leavenworth yesterday, ac-
companied by Miss Gala Cuttell who
viii visit her over Sunday.
Mrs. Roy Allen of Wichita and Miss
Sue Gay of Kansas City have returned
from a visit to the formers sister,
Mrs. Edwards Epps. in New York.
Mrs G. II. 1uling, who has been at
the Copeland with Mr.. Luling since
Monday. returned home today
Mr. VIII Scott of Usage City was the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. A. A Scott for
the Felicity club dance last night
Mrs. w Y. Morgan, who has been
the legislative session, returned to her
home in Hutchinson today.
Mrs V. B. kiStler has returned from
a visit to Mrs. F. NJ. Kaull of BeIoit.
Mrs. Kahr and Miss Kahr returned
Tuesday night from a visit to Mrs. Jar
vey Hayden at Port Arthur, Texas
Mrs. Louise Cammack who accompanied
them has gone on to Chicago and New
York to spend a fortnight.
Mrs William Ehrsam and her son
who have been visiting her parents. Mr..
and Mrs. D. A. Nulvane, went home to-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Hall and their
daughter Laura have returned from a
trip to San Antonio.
Mrs. William Eugene Stanley of
Wichita is the guest today of Mrs H.
Q. Carney.
Miss Jessie Dean went to Wichita this
afternoon to spend a few days
The Aid society of the First Presby-
terrain church is having an afternoon
with Mrs. Jonathan Thomas today at
her house on Harrison street. It is the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
ARGUMENT BEGINS.
Sixteen Hours of Talk in the Colorado
Contest.

Denver, Colo, March 3.-The general
assembly of Colorado in joint conven-
ton is now hearing arguments on the
question Of Ousting Governor Alva Ad-
ans and restoring James H Peabody
to the chair of chief executive officer of
the state which he held during 1903 and
1904
Four reports were presented by the
committee of 81 18 Republicans and 8
DemOcratS) which heard the evidence in
the contest instituted by Mr.. Peabody.
Fourteen Republican members of the
committee signed q report in favor of
throwing out the returns of 104 Denver
precincts and % precincts in other coun-
ties and declaring that Peabody was
legally elected, but six of these an
vote otherwise in joint convention and
one of them Senator A1exander) pre-
sented another report in favor of de-
clartng a vacancy in the office of gov
ernor to be filled under the constitution
by the lieutenant governor. The other
four Republican members reported in
favor of dismissing the contest and
placed Adams minimum plurality at
1872 after giving the confession the ben
eft of every doubt. The nine Demo-
cratic committeeman submitted a re-
port showing that if all votes chal-
lenged by experts were rejected, Adams
would still have 2,T60 plurality. Rules
were adopted by the joint convention
Immediately after receiving the COM
nittee reports giving the attorneys on
each side eight hours for arguments
Attorney John M Waldron chief
counsel for Peabody, opened the argu-
ment and will speak for five hours.
Arguments for Adams will be made by
Milton Smith, Samuel W. Bedford, Jas
A Orr, John A. Rush and Charles S..
Thomas. After they have finished Mr..
Waldron will make the closing address
on behalf of Peabody.
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largely attended although frequently
the matinees attract capacity at
tendance.
The bill this week at the vaudeville
theater is the best offered since the
theater has been open. The man
ayers are trying to make each week s
offerings better than those of the
week preceding.
The work of Frederick the Great is
attracting a great deal of attention. He
is a very clever sleight of hand per-
former, and his feats of magic are ex-
tremely rnystifying. Van Valren, the
ventri1oquist, creates much amuse-
tent and Miss st. Claire is getting her
share of encores for her dancing act
Richard Walters is singing the Illus
trated song this, week. The perform
ance is regarded by those who have
been attending. as well worth the
price of admission.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
TO STOP CONSIDERING.
Senate Decides to Stop the Clock Sat
urjlay Night.

The senate this morning adopted SEN
ator Waggener's concurrent resolution
that the senate not consider bills after
midnight Saturday An effort was
made to make the time Monday al mid
night but was useless. The senate is
determined to quit although the pri-
mary election. tax, depository, congress
sional apportionment and other meas
ures are still in the air.
If the senate is not through consider
ing bills at midnight Saturday the
clock will be stopped and the senate
win keep on working for while. The
senate will probably not adjourn this
week but most of the senators will go
home and leave a corporaPs guard here
next week to receive messages from
the governor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
THE FAIR CHANGES HANDS.
e. c. Glenn Disposes of Stock to an
Incorporated Company.

E c. Glenn has sold The Fair for
$4,000 to a stock company composed
of Topeka and Hutchinson people.
Mr. Glenn has been continuously in
business for over fifty years, and has
decided to retire. He will devote his
time in the future to looking after his
real estate. The members of the new
company are mostly employees who
have been connected with the business
for some time. The new firm will be
incorporated and will be known as
The Fair Mercantile company
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TORTURING HUMOR
Cured BY Cuticura.

CT suffered five years with a terrible
itching eczema, my body and face be-
ing covered with sores. Never in my
life did I experience such awful suffer
ing, and 1onged for death, which
felt was near. I had tried doctors and
medicines without success, but my
mother insisted that I try Cuticura
/ felt better after the first application
of Cuticura Ointment, and was soon
entirely well. Mrs. A. Etson, Belle
Vue, Mich.
Cuticura Soap Ointment ard Pills sold throughout
eheworld- Poster Drug Chem Corp Boston, Sole Propa
Ea-se1d foz 81 A Book for Women"
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Fairbanks 2 Guest.

New York, March s.-vice President
Fairbanks viii be the guest of honor
ETY. of New York on March Is. Among
those who have signif1ed their inten-
ton of being present are Secretary Of
the Treasury Leslie NJ Shaw, Lieuten-
tenant Governor Linn Bruce of New
York Senators Scott and Elkins-
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SPECIAL.
City of Mexico and Return S45 Via
Santa F'e.

A great opportunity to see Old Mex
leo Tickets on sale March 4. S, and
Z. Tickets limited 30 days from date
of sale. Stopovers in either direction.
For full information and literature adj
dress T. L. KING,
C. P & T. A, Topeka,
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performed today at the town hall of
the municipality of the Passay Quar-
ter. The mayor. who seldoms Off
mony.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
HASKELL VS.. wAsHBURN.
Championship Basket Ball Game to
Be Played Tonight.

The Washburn girls basket ball team
will meet a similar team from Haskell
this evening at 8 o'clock in the 7. NJ.
c. A gymnasium. The game tonight
will to all purposes decide the cham
pionship of the state. Two weeks ago
the Washburn team defeated the Has
kell girls by the close score of IA to -.
the winning score being secured on a
foul There has been a good sale of
tickets and it is expected that the at
tendance will be up to expectations.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03

The T. A A. team defeated the All-Stars
last night three straight games on the
Crescent bowling alleys. The next game
will be played Monday night between tie
Santa Fe ands the All-Stars- The score
last night was as follows:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
PEOPLE LIKE II.
New Vaudeville Theater Draws Good
Crowds Every Night.

The Star Vaudeville theater is hav-
ing an extremely successful week
Capacity business is the rule for both
performances every night, and many
are turned away for lack of seating
room. The matinees have not been so
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03
Misc Porter Weds.

Paris, March 3.-The civil marriage
of Miss Elsie Porter. daughter of the
American ambassador, to DR.. Edwin
Mende of Zurich, Switzerland. was
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FRASER BROS
C.. @. D. STORE
1913 WEST SIXTH ST.
Both Phones ego.

Best Cane Granulated Sugar,
16 lbs $500
Dried Peaches, 4 rDs. Csc
Fancy Butterine, 10 Zoe
Perfection Oil, gal. ......-.1O Zoe
Fancy Patent Flour. Sob
Fancy Canned Corn. can. $50. &c
White Lard, 10 re
Hamburg Steak, 10 ....... Toe
Fancy California Hams. ID -. &c
Fancy Hams (not shoulders), 9Hc
Fancy Colorado Potatoes,
Is ms for 15c; so lbs for. 55c
Mothers oats, per pkg. ....... SC
zoe Coffee, 2 lbs for. ..-.-. 4Oc
"a cup and saucer free with
each 2-fb order.)
Matches, 1000 for. ... sc
Good Laundry Soap extra
large bars). for. .......25 CSC
The Store You Hear so Much About
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03

The Topeka chapter of the Daugh-
tiers of the American Revolution will
receive the friends of Mrs. William
Eugene Stanley of Wichita informally
Saturday afternoon between the hours
OF half after two and half after five
o'clock at the residence of Mrs w. c.
Fisk. 422 Seventh street west. No in
vitatiOns.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-03-03

Mrs. J. d. M. Hamilton entertained
a small company of girls and boys at
supper last night in celebration of the
thirteenth birthday anniversary of her
son J. D. NJ. Hamilton, jr. The guests
included Letha Blanch, Ruth Whit
ney, Alice Noble, Gertrude Evarts
Ralph Thrapp. Guy Babcock and De
Witt Hagar. The table was set with
drawn work doilies and decorated
with strands of smilax, with q cut
glass bowl filed with pink and white
tulips. for a centerpiece, and there
was sTnilax on the buffet and pink
candles in silver candelabra- In the
other rooms the flowers were pink and
white carnations. At the end of the
course supper a gorgeous Jack Horner
pie, with splendid meringue, smilax
garniture and many different coIored
ribbons was passed Each guest drew
from it a favor For the girls there
were silver brooches, and for the boys
silver scarf pins and the guest of
honor drew, besides his favor. four
teen silver dollars. one for each birth
day and lone to grow on" After sup
per there were games and dancing.
Miss Emily Hagar assisted Mrs. Ham
ilton-
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Miss Vida Estelle Bush entertained
at an informal musicale last night for
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert E. Sidweu and
Mr.. and Mrs. W. Z. Arts of Chicago.
The other guests were Mr.. and Mrs.
A. c. Klingaman, Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse
Miss Gala Mcdowell. Miss Pet Rhodes
Miss Mary Bradshaw, Miss Fay finch
er, Miss Nanon Herren. DR.. and Mrs.
J. d. Solecki, Mr.. Galen Nichols, Mr.
Theodore Mueller and Mr.. J. E. Will
Hams
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About two hundred guests enjoyed
the dance given at Steinberg's last
night by the members of the Felicity
Whist club who are Mrs. Edwin
LANCE. Mrs. Ira o. Howe. Mrs. Chester
B. Reed, Mrs. George w. VeaIe, Mrs.
William E. Sterne. Mrs. George Eagle,
Mrs. E. T. Cartilage. Mrs. G. c.
Baker. HRS. Charles l.. Short, Mrs. A.
w. Parks. Mrs ChappelIe Foote. Mrs.
George StansfieId. Mrs A. A. GODDARD,
Mrs. A. A. Scott and Mrs. William
Thrapp. Assisting at the punch bowls
were Miss Helen Cartilage, Miss Phil
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Reed. Miss Gladys Scott, Miss Hazel
Howe, Miss Guenn GODDARD and Miss
Helen Sterne. Card tables were ar
ranged in the parlOr off the supper
room for those who did not care to
dance. The affair was one of the
largest and most successful of the pre-
Lenten period.
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Miss Helen Hogeboom entertained
a small company informally at cards
last evening.
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Mrs. W. S. McCIntock entertained her
bridge club yesterday. Mrs. Charles
Gault played for the hostess. The next
meeting will be with Mrs. c. H. Gaunt.