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FACTS ABOUT SUN SPOTS.
They Often Break Out and Disappear
Under the Eye of the
Observer.

That great sun spot that Chicagoans
were treated to recently did not smash
the record for bigness, even though it
did appear to do SO to those who looked
at it with naked eyes through Chicagos
smoke, says the News, of that city.
Some astronomers said that the spot
was 10000 miles across, and others that
it's diameter was $4,000 miles. But even
$4,000 miles would not be the record
diameter. For, back in 1843, when the
Millerites were looking for the end OF
the world, there was a great sun spot
that to many seemed to lend weight to
the Millerites' arguments from the time
prophecies in the Bible. For week in
that year there was sun spot that was
visible to the naked eye. It measured
74,816 miles across. On the day Of the
eclipse in 1853 spot 107, 900 miles in
extent was clearly seen. These spots
are considered to be storms in the glow
ing gases that correspond to the atmos-
phere of this earth. If there were ships
on the sun as large as this earth they
would be tossed about like autumn
leaves in an ocean storm.
These solar spots are most abundant
on the two sides of the suns equator,
where they mark something akin to a
terrestrial cyclone belt. The center OF
a cyclone is rarefied and therefore cold
er. Cold on the sun is darkness. An
astronomer says that these cyclones
carry down into the depths of the solar
mass the cooler materials of the upper
layers, formed principally of hydrogen,
and thus produce in their center a de-
cided extinction of light and heat as
long as the gyratory movement lasts.
Finally the hydrogen, set free at the
base of the whirlpool, becomes reheated
at this great depth and rises up tumult-
uously, forming irregular jets, which
appear above the chromosphere.
Sun spots often break out or disap-
pear under the eye of the observer.
They divide like piece of ice dropped
on the surface of a frozen pond the
pieces sliding off in every direction, or
they combine like separate foes driven
together into pack. Sometimes a spot
will last for more than 200 days, through
six or eight revolutions of the sun.
Sometimes spot will last only half an
hour.
THE velocities indicated by these
movements" writes Henry White War
ren, D. D., "are incredible. An uprush
and downrush at the sides has been
measured of 20 miles second, a side
rush or whfrl of 120 miles a second.
These tempests are over regions so wide
that our own Indian ocean is too small
to be used for comparison. AS they
cease the advancing sides of the spots
approach each other at the rate of 20 900
miles an hour. They strike together and
the rising spray leaps thousands of miles
into space
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14
NO TONGUE CAN TELL
How 7 Suffered with Itching and
Bleeding Eczema-Until Cured
by Cuticura.

mo tongue can tell how suffered for
five years with terribly painful, itching,
and bleeding eczema, my body and face
being covered with sores. Never in my
life did experience such awful suffering.
and longed for death, which I felt was
near. had tried doctors and medicines
without success, but my mother insisted
that try Cuticura. ! felt better after tho
application of Cuticura Ointment, and
was soon entirely well. Any person hay
ing doubt about this wonderful cure may
write to me: (Signed) Mrs. Attic Etson,
Bellevue, Mich"
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ing live men chewed up by beasts, and
dad said he didn't care how near we cot
as long as they chewed and tore to
pieces the natives; so we started to work
up little nearer, when there was a
noise such as I never heard before, as the
hogshead of broken glass began to roll
down the tiers of stone seats, and fell
over on the ground, and pushed dad, and
he went over in the sand and struck his
pants on cactus, and yelled that he was
stabbed with a dirk, and got up and
fell down again, and just then the Chi
cago soap man came up on gallop, fol-
lowed by the villains playing lion and
tiger, and dad asked the Chicago man
what seemed to be the matter, and he
said: Matter enough; there has been
an earthquake. and the Coliseum has
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LASTING RELIEF,

MY nightly rest was broken, owing
to irregular action of the kidneys. 1
was suffering intensely from severe
pains in the small Of my back and
through the kidneys and annoyed by
painful passages Of abnormal secre-
tions. No amount of doctoring relieved
this condition. I took Doan's Kidney
Pills and experienced quick and lasting
relief. Doan's Kidney Pills will prove
q blessing to all sufferers from kidney
disorders who will give them fair
trial."
Foster-Mlburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y,
proprietors. For sale by all druggists,
price so cents per box. z
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(Ex-Governor of Wisconsin, Former Edit
or OF Peck's Sun, Author of "Pecks
Bad Boy" etc)
Copyright. 1905 by Joseph B. Bowles)
ROME, ITALY.-MY DEAR OLD
"PARD:" Well, sir, if you could see me
now, you wouldn't know me, because
foreign travel has broadened me out, so
l can talk on any subject, and people
Of my age look upon me as an author
ity, and they surround me everywhere
l go, and urge me to talk. The fact that
the boys and girls do not understand a
word l say, makes no difference. They
do not wear many clothes here, and there
is no style about them, and when they
see me, with whole suit of clothes on !,
and hat, and shoes and socks, and
scarf-pin on my necktie. they think
must be an Americana that is too rich
for any use, or something that ranks
with prince at least, and the boys de-
light to be with me, and 90 errands for
me, and the girls seem to be in love with
me.
There is no way you can tell if girl
}
at you with eyes that are as black as
coal, and they seem to burn hole right
into your insides, and when they take
hold of your hand they hang on and
squeeze like alamand-left, in a dance
at home, and they snug up to YOU and
are Is warm and cheerful as gas stove
Say, l sat on bench in plaza with
girl about my age, for an hour, while
the other girls and boys sat on the
ground and looked at us in admiration,
and when put my arm around her and
kissed her on her pouting lips, it brought
on revolution. An Italian soldier po-
liceman took me by the neck and threw
me across the street, the girl. scratched
me with her finger nails and bit me. and
yelled some grand hailing sign of dis
tress, her brother and ragged boy that
was in love with the girl, and was jeal-
Gus. drew daggers, and the whole
crowd yelled murder. and I started TO:
our hotel on run. and the whole popu-
lation of Rome seemed to follow me, and
I might as we'll have been a negro ac-
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Knew Her Business.

She had just flied her application
1or the position of culinary assistant
in a boarding house, and the land
lady was cross-examining.
DO you carve the pie in four
pieces, or fve?'' asked the landlady.
Six" promptly answered the an.
plicant
She got the job-and it served he1
right.-Chicago Daily News.
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II wrote you for advice and commenced
treatment with Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound as you directed, and am
happy to say that all those distressing symp-
toms left me and I have passed safely through
the Change Of Life, well woman. am
recommending your medicine to all my
friends; s;",Mrs. Annie E. G. Hyland, Chester
Another Woman's Case.
"Dur1ng change Of life words cannot ex-
press what suffered. My physician said
had q cancerous condition Of the womb Ono
day read some Of the testimonials of women
who had been cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, and decided to try it
and to write you for advice. Your medicine
made me a well woman, and all my bad symp-
toms soon disappeared. .~::s..saza,., as,'..
II advise every woman at this period of lie
to take your medicine and write you for ad-
vice. Lizzie Hinkle, Salem, Ind.
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs. Hyland and
Mrs. Hinkle it will do for any woman;
at this time of life.
It has conquered pain, restored
health, and prolonged life in cases that
utterly baAaed physicians.
bound Succeeds Where Cfhers Fail.
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First Duke--''Well, do you think Miss
Van Bullion intends to buy you?" Sec
ond Duke-''My dear boy, + don't know.
Some days I think she does. At other
times I fear she il merely shopping.
Hartford Times.
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The Bad Boy Makes Friends with Some
italian Children-Dad Is Chased
by Lions from the Coliseum-"Not
Any More Rome for Papa" Says
Dad.
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=
England's Bow Babies

The average Of births in London Is
1l,0oO a month. 1t is computed that
single months births of male babiea;
would nearly suffice to replace the men
lost by England on the Boer battle.
field.
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ITS true that all the worlds stage"
said the philosophical boarder, "and most
of the men and women on it are giving
vaudeville performances without knowing
it."-Chicago Tribune.
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

None arc too wise to be mistaken, but
few are 20 wisely just as to acknowledge
and correct their mistakes, and especially
the mistakes of prejudice Barrow.
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

Some Of the men who have been trying
the get-rich-quick game find they have
learned tho get-in- -jailquick game ALSO
Chicago Chronicle,
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great change

IN A1e When WOman's great change
may be expected.
These symptoms are all Just so many
calls from nature for help. Thenerves
are crying out for assistance and the
cry should be needed in time.
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound was prepared to meet the needs
OF woman's system at this trying
period of her life. It invigorates and
strengthens tho female organism and
builds up theweakened nervous system.
It has carried thousands of women
safely through this crisis.
For special advice regarding this i'm
portant period women are invited to
write to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass,
and it will be furnished absolutely free
Of charge.
Read what Lydia e. Pinkham's Com
pound did for Mrs. Hyland and Mrs.
Hinkle: - + i
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-- J. H. =
II had been suffering with falling Of the
womb for years and was passing through the
Change of Life. My womb was badly swol-
len; my stomach was sore; had dizzy spells,
sick headaches, and was very nervous.
Lydia E. Pikham's VEGETABLE Con
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Information.

"a, what's the Hungarian diet?'.
oh, macaroni and goulash, and
such like stun. Don't bother pan,
now.-Louisville Cour1er-1ournaisE Z : !.
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken o1
a. a cough cure: W: OBrien, 322 Third
Ave-, n, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

The National Flower.
Binks-If IL should be decided to make
lhe stork the national bird what ought
10 be the national Aowerl
Banks-Give it up.
''Why, the poppy, of course."-Judge.
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

The crosses that we make for ourselves
are not the ones that win us crowns.-
The Commoner.
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

It may be, sometimes, when things ar
not coming our way, that we are not jus
in the right place.-Puck.
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

Many silk gown conceals q starved
heart.-N. 0. Picayune.
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14
THE ] !: TURN: ! OF LIFE J
Time When Women Are Susceptible to Many
Dread Diseases Intelligent Women Prepare
for It. Two Relate their Experience. "e* w..

The "change Of life" is
the most critical period
OF 9 woman'sexis
and the anxiety felt BY
women as It draws near
u not without reason:
Every : woman who
neglects the care Of her
health at this time In
vites disease and pain.
When her system q In
. deranged condition,
or abe Is predispos to
apop1exy, or congestion
OF any organ, the ton
dency IL at this period
likely to become active
and with . host OF ner-
vous irritations, make
lite q burden. At this
time, also, cancers and
tumors are more liable
to form and begin their
destructive work.
Such warning symp.
toms as sense OF suHo-
cation. hot flashes, head
aches backaches. dread
OF impending evil, timid-
lty, sounds In tho ears,
palpitation Of tho heart,
sparks before the eyes,
irregularities, constipar
ton, variable appetite,
weakness and fnquie'
tude, and dizziness, an
promptly needed by in
telligentwomen who are
approaching the period
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Don't Get Footsorel Get Foot-E
A wonderful powder that cures tired. hot,
aching feet and makes new or tight shoes
easy. Ask to-day for Aliens Foot-Ease.
Accept no substitute Trial package FREE,
Address A. s. Olmsted. LIE Roy. N. Y.
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A Hot-Weathor Hint.

Do you know that the two essentials for
good health in hot weather are-keeping
the system clean and regular and tonic
for the Stomach and Bowels.
Mull's Grape Tonic il valuable rem
edy for hot weather. It cleanses the sys-
tenn Of all impurities and poisons. 1t con-
tains nearly 50 per cent. Grape, which is
the best hot weather Tonic known. Il is
an ideal preparation for heat debility and
the many dangerous ills prevailing during
Summer weather. It fortifes the system
thoroughly.
Heat prostrations, Summer Bowel and
Stomach troubles are raro in families
where Mull's Grape Tonic is employed.
There is nothing so. dangerous in hot
weather as Constipation, which is the re-
suit Of the more serious hot weather dis
eases. Mulps Grape Tonic is the one sue
cessful Constipation Cure-a splendid
Stomach and Bowel Tonic.
It must be harder for a man when his
stepchildren have company than it would
be if they were his real children.-Atchi-
G11hn
The Virginia enterprise., 1905-07-14

BY HON. GEORGE w. PECK.
(Ex-G Governor of Wisconsin, Former Edit
or of Pecks Sun, Author Of "Peck's
Bad Boy" etc)
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The genuine has q date and number stamped
on the label-take no other from your druggist.
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
GA+S % vAAR kt%so ee~AeA.

40 N4assozSsoa ~ sss eeseostsa VNssa
ketsss N Beetles WIN Rss4Ao%tA
"a q SaAborn, tbs photogrs pSss Cd
the Geological socseey. ss veS Go
ooatnted With an Cbe soaaes 81 the
reOtne h@use. He occasionally plays
w2A eAs harmless speoaea>
FAe osbsv Gay be took tbs AGGss
a ehe k1n9 snakes out Of the srsa~
n ka cage end let It twine esonad
btB sTma
-Hes gx an awful grip" satd NM.
Sanborn. -6ea, he's got mo hand
cuffed now, with turn around each
Of my eFmA
"A king snake can coil SO tightly
around Your coat sleeve as TO leave
a welt on your arm. That's the req
soG q king snake can kill a rattler.
Hes as quick as light, and he
winds kimself about the rattiesnake
and breaks it's back. But he haen 7
bit OF poison.
Mr.. Sanborn declined suggestion
that he put the king snake in a cage
Of diamond backs. just to See what
would ha,npan. New York Bun.
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
vns B~aerey Of AspssA

Citing and rising may be neoftone
cd ease and grace or sagsest the ma
nso@e%s ef zeal. To fall into a ssst
With q rhnsaS and settl atl over It 10
not pretty. nor Is Il neoeesasy. ne
vcroan who taaes @ sesk sn thts Why
elv&ehes wildly O. anything tn raaoh
vbsn she essempts 70 ssse. ana s4ros-
sses ewAwe~diy 30 her feet Ocetrcl
Of shs musc2ee win peeTsmt a5, thta,
ana the heavisse woman may est uD
ana down With eoGse degree o2 srece
end eAes vseh nttbs care s.aA 1rec
ttcA
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
an Aessav-aa~ssS0 AeToA

ked t4t~esH t4t6aoH Arttcbe ~ saassS
cd Ga stage
8Aerf6a0 KnosIes, The Istfn Sra
Rekie<, wae noted boz Ne sbeess-U<ss8
edoseA He pot tafreQaenuy eooA q
''pert" ia hts p.avs. He was on 81 uss
Tneesar Eeyal. Dublin, Ia -Tbs HtneA-
back" Sust before his t'srn 20 spssss
fr1eud went into h!e drees.ngrocso
and ssslssd him n state OF greet aea.
testoa-
''I+sc& at Rs w1lliael. loroA az nts> =
.aH he, etse:ehing o.s hts right leG-
oa whsoh was 6 red STOCKING: khs
ottsss leg s@e bare.
''WasA IL the mafssz9- eesa tbs
f-Ssss5
AL" said be- "tanT an eceor-s Q
fe&tfoi hfs. Tire other ssocSinS s
loss- The overture has begun. npsssS
put Ga tisct stockings. and n ase
miautes IS oa tie stage 60 disgrace
myself The part was never sesed Ia
black escokinsa. Or! Hike dear fs;-
low. pnli esf thts red one
This TIA friend dtd, and uOdar It
wse tss lSss ooe- rs bad ssO On ass
Ter
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
Nv WE HAvs oNE-sIpeo MeN.
Faculties N5t suaaoIee4'y Exs~

Faculties Not suttaoIess&,y ExsSN
eised 10 One Reason.
Faculties must be exercised or they
not grow. Nature is too good an
1omtst to elbow Us to keep any
llty or function which we do rsos
10y We cen have iust what we
md that win constantly increase;
vthing else will be gradually
away FROM us. Man becomes
Hg and powerful and broad tsst
soportinr 70 the extent and health
'ss Of the sctivity OF HIS faculties;
~ must not bo one-slded, not an
tse OF one or two faculties, or one
+ faculties, OF the man will topple
Balance IN Gfe comee from the
thfnl exercise of sll the faculties.
eason why We have SO many ons-
4 men In this country ia because
pursue one idea, exercise one side
heir nature, and, OF course. they
NOT retain their balance Thia 90
Of the curses OF specialties. They
q good thing for the race, but
n to the Individual who pareues
pecia!ty at the expense OF the de-
>ment of the allaround man.--40.
ssxsrdsn In Success Magazaass"
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
crss,a ~ Go sonussesxs


T9rexe has been moch oczsossy -
70 the oy4Gn Of tho naxns -coeAd1'
AZ last ssnae one h1as come 1U<verd
with en- answer 70 this eoRe9un vhs0
may be pure inventiea % 69A ~
ut any rate sounde Hiaaz4bae b ~
early dsys. when aoetoes used stsan-
ueue methods and medicines b Dc
cure Of disease. thsre vas . hnbk
among them d trssttaa enrenap ads
aeees Of the throat with Q Es@&ssa
itauld. Witch vss eppessd ~ cso s$D
q hong feather p.scAs4 6@ .
oocR'e tail n course 81 sene ttAs
remedy came 70 be uaed "a sarde
staYi reeaintns hs ole name m thS
course ef Ns evoswton the sRss3s
gained most OF the psesene ingsedi.
ents-sp,rits. eugar. tsttess Afsd 90 ca
TIL It became the beverage q To
day.
CIR 70 cts~sy esosA
Many pears ago FreCcAman uaER-
ed Bourne died Asd lsft 70 tAs Dso2
c9 hts town fev acres Of no essss
vafae For more than two centos4ea
the ksn6s ylcsGed only teg 6ossars
q year. The nearest large town be-
gzt4 TO spread ard soon took IN thoee
hRzraa The vsfae increased sRestn6-
~, 80 that to-day the revenne from
cnezn amounts 20 more them e1o, 600 q
year. From this cum s;xey-dSht poor
pers0ns Grew peas4ons Of ea9 o pcax
AID twsuty-sorS esd rnSn and woman
Avs rsas ssse and satoy Ga snEsasi
paeasna OF eS9 besi6s@A
.vssS, eH ess ,SszoQ
AnoG ssaSSoo ] 1tsAa.. :DsItdaI Asss'rS
0SaoYm . peeq SO su1qolH1oe .1R9
qoueq spqa 10 Hs ! esoddUs pesHDOo
eU seop ,s4M. 'peHss kuusrsssd
-eoueped ire % ano pesaSpN ptD Sel
tInq usea su,Asq '1e5uss Gsyas ucse
5000 euo no ssScu{ eu1 o. SzDuso,
pus 1o1Le, . sea 's,IesnVovssaR q
eosaSe<d eAsles VI eIuM 'Ssy,oa uso
psduInos senaa -seG
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
WHY iHs WAS ALARMED

essee by Llghs-l,s ssrvso
Qen. "a aes A. Wilson told the Goi-
lowing d ty OF Washington living.
which he sa from the latters lips:
During 10 prolcaged stay In Eng
iaaA." bes3a Er. irving, Il was oas
dag valkiag In ths county With q
frtead vh4n 8 violeat thunders.orn
burst u9sz So We stopped under q
laSss tree. land while standing Ehere
vas ro1fAdeA OF the fact Aa& q
brotAee oe lnsos who had taken ehell
ter Under an cak On shs banks q tie
HoAsoa ves struck BY ilehtatas. I
mentioned she ineident The eaes of
mg fr4eod took on 8 look OF eonsteTne-
sioa- Hs ran ons Into the poozSns
rain, ead whom shcaesd 90 ham 30
come beeA be answered:
No. ire-eei That Kind 81 dsesn
probably runs IN yo,H family. III ssse
ny chances oct Ia tho oDen t,sasad
of hy yoas eadsl'
~And be d." sdds6 tas hp1fte 81
"6anAspsidss With sriils that would
have opened o7seera~Pst Pst&soerg Des
N&a6.
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
Noraes Ia Sattia.

'abian horses show remarkable
rage in battle. II is said that
an a horse of this breed f1nds him.
wounded. and knows instincttveIy
81 he VIII not be able 70 carry h.s
e. much longer, he quickly retsres.
aring his master to place OF saAs-
while lie has yet sufficient strength
if, ou the other hand, the rider Ia
j .ded and falls to the ground, the
Aful animal romans besIds hsuQ,
lndful of danger. neiShlng until
'tance is brought
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
A etssoa1set pss,ssea.

sdck lcos STAGE eh9 choir ts one cG
a. naehtenAtse chapches % the 9o<Ah
vezaaeecH q long esd siGcuat sntten--
eK.s gin many hrfika and fsrbssosa
yOue orDa minister GA pe4senay
dsoaA q nA when sAs enthesn vee
tnEdsAxo - knses And. 30 eAe ARuse.
n0A a bUA ooagresaston cod oAosf.
o<sza has praca h 6eepsy eessass
enen. dngfnA 70 Loed. 90 thanh
fAes osaa Ss 60 st,A sksves--aAsstn.
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
&f7a6S esaswsNS ,soAA

A geod os4Sfosl story Re % hafsd
fIora. *. Il 8. Aiscttty, oov n port.
Sammy. this pusinS ChiEees steward
attending on enc v-esdsoosa nsssa,
heara one @ the ozaos7a az 64Nssss
compee4ntag os chs uaaEanzty bet
tasEe tbs sausesRd had
9ex1 &ey sNs HinssaEd VUs ves Gt4es
iNg ard consd rot be foauA essnasY
was calleA snA, efseg hretag qEsea-
Sia1sd. sA1pstssd hsv4sg pls IT ia Che
Toe ohest. ss he heA beard the oti~
GERS comptsining thst Ct wes tao hSs&
-Gontb Chime Poet.
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
csasoe OH for MummAvs.

N. Hsshsiot, secretary Of The
I4oayre nuseun, believes that he has
discovered, the eecret Of the sSeat
usad IN enabalnaiag IN ancient Egypt
AftAr a ieboyios1a examination OF the
sRxconhegi OF the hfth snd sistn
dynastiea. Witch date back es for ss
$500 3. c., M. pethelot hiss come TO
Gse decision that the OIL employed
vas simply castor oil. suoh as ia ssAs!
ueed In Egypt, which has undergone
eosne oxidation. bet retained cas4us
tAs loag period IT'S preservahve GzaD'
tke9 .-k6usdoH Telegraph.
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30

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NAIIJ -dtusS eHl
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
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An East Side ktndergaseney was
about 10 give hsT cless s.teeson, With
fGfhe Kitten" az the eohaecs STE BE-
gan bY saying: 'Otr lesson ttats aAaes.
mig viii be al aSoo$ tho Rsssca. MsS,
csn sny fttSte boy o- ess4 es6a M
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A dead sslepee foiAcVres ero Q nm.
uSe, when ono As4ss bog eRsA ea ksoA
voice: ~G-o-oA Lsvda EAAN psu
psvas eaen q kitten Y"--SztfA
Washington telegraph., 1905-06-30
THEY HAD MET sEroaa
ls4 ness Mans introduetlo~ Deoldodfy
Humorous

lstness Mans introductho~ DeoI6odfy
Humorous
he most curious breah l ever
ada." said young business man the
ler day, was at my club. | was IN
library talking with man who
Ia my class at College and whom
new intimately. As we were sit
lg there In walked another member
the club whom we both knew. We
)th greeted him. Then the ccnveT-
lion continued, only three were in
u4tead of two. suddenly 1t 90
red to me that re hsps my two
'ads had not been Introduced. Beg
.sdon,' said; 4 suppose you men
oW each other Nr. s.. Mr..
They l4ughel 1ut they grave
3yk hands and eaid they we're &C
l.n.ed and all that sort of thing.
he" thsy }ooael at me and
'e. a1al4. only scrder than be-
'Ilt s. ell dawUed on me. The
horo q fairy strong ressm-
l- o another az whom also
W well sJ Coi'e e. md | had as
.ao- having looEcd at him close-
. was this man. But he
siteT Ell, aa7 the man had
'Uee5 ham T. was his own
fer"