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The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
Grace for 10th.

A theological student, being urged
by some young ladies to join quad
rifle. declined: and. turning TO a young
lacy near by. asked, with rather an
imposing air. DO you think. Mrs. =.
that a man ought to dance who ex.
poets to fll the pulpit" The lady re.
Piled. II don't see why he should not.
provided he has grace for both"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
Length Of Rivers.

The longest river in the world Is the
Nile. 1000 miles. in Europe the Vol.
ga. 2.llt miles: in Asia. the Yang.
tse Kiang. 1850 miles; In America the
Mississippi. Missouri. 1856 miles: In
Australia the Murray. 1850 miles. The
shortest important river In the world
is the Thames. ol5 miles.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
A Fairy City.

Northern ioebcrgs are neither no
large nor so numerous as those seen
In the southern waters. but they are
usually iofticr and more beautiful.
with spires and domes, and. when the
sun shines on them. they look like .
fairy city.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

The lovely gardens Of Lady Windsor
In England are rendered doubly at.
trae'ive by an ingenious little device.
Big holes are bored at regular inter.
walls In the sides Of an upright barrel.
This is filled with rich soil and plants
are put In SO that they grow out Of
the holes. These barerls are covered
with blooms OF ivy geraniums.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

Gil Keithline. farmer. has been roar
Ing for years about the trusts:
he is "agin" them. This morning he
drove in with a load Of hay. 1t was
the only load In town. The regular
price OF hay is $3.50. As soon as Gil
found GU, that his was the only load
In town. the price OF hay was IS ton
-Atchison Globe.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
Habits Of the Salmon.

An English writer. Mr.. HodEson.
who is by no means convinced that
salmon fast during their sojourn In
fresh water. thinks they take the min,
now for wounded fish. and dash at 1t.
owing to the impulse which makes
mos, animals attack a cripple.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

Three sisters by the Sacred Spring
Sit. soft-eyed. and sing.
When the sunset colors die.
And tn. moon comes up the sky.
It's to that melody
Under the Sacred Tree.
II follows tn. stars along
And they. too. shine 10 iee song.
The ev-nsonx. o! the sisters three
Love and Hope and Memory.
John Vance Cheney.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
1h.,, Only E.eus. Tor Existing.

II 4. pretty hard to make some poo
pic understand why there should be
old bachelor unclcs In this world II
they don't know enough 10 get rich.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

While looking Ia . Diapers shop. 4
Chaplain lady was injured by an cleo.
tric light globe faiiins on her head.
Husbands hope that this will be = les.
son to ladies' not to look In drapcrs'
sbop windows-london Answers.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

The mascot Of = British infantry
regiment. q monkey. has been dishon.
orabiy discharged from tho service
for absence without leave for larceny.
committed In neiehboring poultry
yards. He Is now serving = life term
In the Manchester geological gardens.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

The little sisters Of the sun
Are shining In III. wayside grass:
They turn glowing face to ours.
And light our footsteps as We pass.
LII. suni,eams broken Into bits
They dance along the Esecnina lane
And signal with their nodding heads.
"Hehold! the spring has come axain!"
Mary Vaughan. IN Sunset Magazine.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

All soaps. toilet or laundry or house.
hold go much farther II kept for some
time In 4 dry place before before
using. New soap lathers too freely
to waste. therefore II Is more economi.
cal to buy . quantity and keep the
bars or cakes some time. instead Of
buying It as you actually want 1t.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
Sweet Oh and olive OH.

Sweet oil Is another name for olive
oil. Both are obtained from tho olive
tr.s. Though much OF what II soid to.
dry ns olive oil is no doubt produced
fr,m cotton seed What Is sold ms
40 Get oil Is a low grade Of olive oil.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
now'a Thia ?

" 49, o. 1sa1fsA Dollar Rsvsrl fes ~
49, q Ce1anA thai eaasot b eursl ~ HAIRS
CaiasrA Cufs. u
FL. CHENEY = CO., Toledo, o.
We. ~ ao1essagnsd, have knoVn =. J. Cheney
fne ~ isSs Is yees. - believe him psrfsctiy hoe.
srsbts u ~ bessssse traasastious 80 lAAecsaiiI
obe v easSy oet cay oAliGetions made By his Urn,
WALplns, EINxAH = MARviH,
Wholesale DragRtsts Tvisd0 o.
DIRECTLY sPsa ths bsoo1 aad mucous surfaccs Of u
eystsn. TeeeaOoaials seat free Price u esaSs ~
bossle. oe,l n III Druggists.
fehs naafS 4aotiy Pills for coosupatioa
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

"1esoes wrote 70 you. tslling you bow
felt, had dortOred for over two y-aE1 staady
and spsat lots q money % msdicinss hr~idss,
bst it ali failed 70 help me. Ny monthly ps.
sints I'D orassd and suffered much palm,
with faiatia9 9'slla hsAdachs. harkachs and
barring down pains, and was % weak
could hardly kssp around. As Q Last rv~oeS
hsmr Vegetable Coamp0und, and I am %
thankful that did, for aftee following your
distractions. which you ssnt me fire. Il ali
cAArYs, ~ monthly psTt2is nfArtSl ! am
regular ard In psrfs.f hsalth Had Il mot
bsan for you ] would b In my grave to-day
III ancer-ly tr,se that this Istfse may lucd
every suffering woman In ~ country 70
Wriss yoa Tor bslp - ID"
When women are troubled with ir.
regular or painful menstrustioa. weak.
ness, leucorrhDs. displacement or ul.
eeratiou Of the womb. that bearing.
down feeling, Inflammation Of the ova.
riea. backache. hstulencs. geuersl de.
bility. indigestion and nervous prostrs.
tiou. they should remember there Ii
one tried aud true remedy. Lydia e,
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound At ones
removes such troubles.
No other female medicine In the world
has received such widespread and I'M.
qualified endorsemsnt. Refuse oil sub.
stitutes.
Mn. Pinkham invites all sick women
n write her for advice. She has guided
thousands 70 health. Address, Lyna,
AasA.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
Ace Of Drinkers.

According to Investigations made by
the British Medical association. the
average age attained by different cate.
rories of drinkers is as follows: Total
abstniners. 81 years % days: drunk
ards, IS years 3 days. habltually TEN
perate. CO years 10 days.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

According to the laws OF the United
States Hungarian grass seed should
weigh NIFTY pounds: timothy seed forty.
Ave pounds. md blue grass seed forty.
four pounds to the bushcl
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

Keep your plants out OF drafts. give
them sunlight. keep the leaves clean.
II you use jardinercs do not let the
water stand In them. and. last and
most important. learn to water them
according to their needs.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

Defaacs starch. This - because thsy
have q stock ON hand Of ether brands
containing only II OF In . package,
which they won't b able to sell flrst.
because Defiance contains 10 o.. for
the same money.
Do you want ~ OF. Instead It u o..
for same money? Then buy Defiance
starch. Requires no cooking.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

A subscriber who complained to
the publisher that his paper was
I'd amp" received the reply from the
u, ,.cnt and iong.sufIcrIng editor that
y. rhaps II was because there vas no
m tch due" on II.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

pesosdeatsdly hisk Ia prscs. Il h most
desirable thaS nons b. lrft 90 70 waste.
ead that ~ quality b such - 70
command top prizes.
yoa have Dream 70 separate you
s,nsot saesd e dsl.y thh invs.smsnt .
rash ~ saachlnc viii cara IL cost whils
yos ~ pAytag4sg u.
THO d Laval SEPARAToR Co.
1000 Z eeae -. ~ esss'saN ss'sa
CHICAGO NEW voR..
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

The reason that widows have 80
mach attention and have 10 much dit
n,ulty In getting married In because =
man usually objects to paying . fancy
price for shop worn goods.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

Little Elsie says she wants to marry
q Dutchman when she grows up. SO
that she can be q duchess.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

go uplIn To- oft q
hundreds Of Thousands
e ulers In every coun.
" of the world bear
witness 70 the fact.
No oos disputes Il.
hsse never wAs Q
bsete9 time 70 make
thkail.lmpostantfar farm
lnvssemsnt than tho
prseent. Butter = I'm.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

1t IL q wOman's fondness for change
that prevents many husband from
having any In his pocket.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
,mmsrss slss o. Muir Glacier.

Muir glacier. In Alaska. Ii tho larry.
o., In tho world. It equals In size all
those Of the Alps put together and
covrrs 1900 square miles.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
LOST PR0FITADiE
farm INVESTMENT.

Thh b what the Cream Separator has
proved % b. Twsnty Year, ol sxpcsi.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

The chronic borrower In a match for
anyone who has money to burn.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

When II comes to keeping appoint
ments you Will invariably find the bill
collector on the spot.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

ma W,ae1sv's Sos4hiag syssp.
PM rhiiArsa tseeAiAg. softsas The Gasas rs1sess -
1anDssaa. alaSs psia, csrss vt.d ooais Bc sostlA
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20
TEA

Yosr grocer returns your .ossy n you doar Ills
sesliisg Best
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-05-20

The fellows who are all wind are
seldom those who come to biows.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
SPEND SUNDAY IN HOT SPRINGS
ONG FARE ROUND TRIP.

via
PINE BLUFF & WESTERN r. r.
Tickets on sale every Saturday and
Sunday. good for return the following
Monday.
For further Information inquire at
depot. or telephone.
Fl. N. Atwood, Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
MURDER BY THE FARM WELL

A person with no knowledge Of
chemistry should not attempt to Judge
water purity. Water from the i,.ni-
per swamps OF Virginia proved heal
! lHN while numerous EXAMPLES of
clear, cool sparkling water contained
most dangerous poisons. 1t may be
assumed. however, that any water is
GnWhol"sone that contains decayins
Tangible impurities, those that arc
''nsi@htly rather than dangerous. can
be eliminated by charcoal or irOnStOna
hlters. These should be cleanSed fre.
quently But il is best not TO trfle
contamination may occur after the
supply has been worked perfectly
hence we speak of the filter Purif-
cation by any other method should
be effected by one understanding"
chemistry. The ordinary farm well
is between the kitchen sink spout ani
the piSpen, and the we'll receives con.
taSious matter until something hap
pens. Then the family are consOle1
with assurances that it is the will Of
the Lord, says Country Life in Amer
ica
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19

, which broke up last night. the tent
vas visited by 1000 soldiers daily
and over 1000 letters were written
and mailed from there. Six barrels
Vi lce-Water a day were supplied.
| Quolts, baseball and athletic equip
| lnent were in daily use. the eramo.
pHone ground cut hymns and the pop
u!ar songs Of the day with equal ap-
probation by the men.
one New 4Grk company votes $100
each year from its treasury to the as
soc:atlOn to show its appreciation
and Pennsylvania company does
the same. A brigadier-major of a
Canadian regiment said Of one of the
clean camp, and the Y. NJ. C. A. has
made it So
ing the weeks encampment conduct
ed the suffers business and sold
"a .oGo bottles of carbonated water
and 250 gallons of ice-cream. besides
q quantity of pure foods and soft
drinks of various sorts at low prices.
in this camp over 10000 letters We're
written, and during the week eleven
paid secretaries and nineteen vOlun-
teers were in charge of the Associa-
ton work which was conducted in six
tents. four of them being 40XG0 feet.
There 900 men in camp at the time.
IL the evenings the entertainment or
a religious meeting is held and some
times both The 'talens comes
from the ranks, seine 13 a clever
shuffl2, others are handy with the
bones, or p.ck a banjo. sing. recite.
tell a good story do athletic stunts
or effectively take part in the reliS-
ious service. Song and prayer is the
popular way of closing the day. Some
times the Roman Catholic priest con-
ducts mass in the Association tent
ana the cnapialnS ana OIncefS 100 Take
Part in the meetings. Anti-treating
and temperance pledges are signed,
out the larger influences are shown
on the moral and religious life of
young soldiers. many of whom are
away from home and subjected tG
strong immoral influences in camp
which they had not before met.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
St. Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth via
Chicago and Northwestern Ry.

Four magnificent fast daily trains
from Chicago to St. Paul and Mime
s.rols and two to Superior and Du
Iuth. The electric lighted Northwest
ern Limited ard Duluth Superior Linn
itred to y Ifaad-of-t the,Iakes include
all t'ss sli I, and liberia! expenditure
ean peeslGn for comfortable and luxu
.:51s= trava. Beginning Iane /,
uad trip sumner tourist tickets will
~ on sale daily from Chicago at the
ste CT SIC round trip St. Paul and
>4inneapoIis aad $50 round trip to
Superior and Duluth with correspond
agly low rates from all points. For
full information apply to your neares.
agent Or address A. l.. Fisher, travei
ing agent, S23 Main street, Kansas
City. Mo
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
SHOES FOR MOURN
ING PU 77O S

Shoes hase been specialized. sag
the Lvnn item fCr hr0 r91 nd oa
purposes-walking. dancing, yachtine
Solfng, house, boudoir and @"
wear and many other uses-but shoes
especially for those in mourning is a
variety of footwear that only a few
manufacturers would think Of produe-
inc. Such shoes are made in Lynn,
and one firm shows them among It's
staple samples.
The mourning shee consists of dead
Iuster black leather, made up on a
stvlish last, and ornamented with
mournful looking back ribbons and
beads. That it is a very proper shoe
among society women is shown by
an order which this Lynn firm lately
re eiyed. The order was for pair
Of White canvass shoes, made on GER
tain last; and it was filled out IN
the usual form, but at the bottom
was appended the following: "Please
be sure that the edges and the heels
are BACKED. as the lady is in mourn
ing Black ribbon bows were placed
on the shoeos and thus the mourning
idea was brought out strongly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
GREAT SPORTING
NEWS JOURNAL.

The illustrated special sporting
section of the Sunday Chicago Rec
rd-Herald thoroughly deserves the
attention of everyone interested in
sporting news. It is always beautl-
fully illutrated and embraces four full
pages, covering with the thorough
ness that, satisfies to the utmost the
whole realm of sports. Baseball
news. racing news, bowling news,
cycling news, pusilistic news, soll
news, yachting news-all the sport
fng news is given with the greatest
degree of fullness and interest. Ihe
sporting page of the daily issues IS
also exceptionally poular-a self-evl-
dent fact to those who have noted the
general vogue of the Chicago Record
Herald.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
TENTING WITH 10000 SOLDIERS
Y. NJ c. A. IN THE AL GUARD cAmps-com
cANTEEN soLoe RS PArRoNAcE-a r4ousAn,
VISITS A DAY AT A SINGLE

When the Canadian volunteers were
called out to quell the Fenan raid
at Black Rock Canada, in 1866. the
Y. M. c. A. sent big tents, supple, /
papers, magazines and correspond
ence facilitieS-the mOst-felt want in
the camD-music and entertainment
and it's most popular secretaries in
structed to render all the service and
cheer they could to the men These
tents were filled from daylight to
taps. and now national guard camp
Or post is not considered by soldiers
as we'll as officers. as fully equipped
without the Y. NJ. c. A. headquarters
tent either on home soil or in the
Philippines, South Africa, or Porto
Rico. Since these tents were opened
in the British camps the guard house
and court martals for drunkness and
insubordinaticn and gambling have
Xgely gone out of business and
thousands of dollars, which was for-
merly squandered. have been sent
home through the Y. NJ. c. A. post
office.
The greatest possible appreciation
is shown by the British officers and
men. Crowded informal meetings are
held every evening and On Sunday
Cne evening the Gfiicers of the brig
ade, headed By the chaplain. filed
into the Y. NJ. c. A. tent. The major
ment: a short address WAS given by
the chaplain. and then followed songs
by a sergeant ma ier. a corporal and
others, the whole concluding with the
hearty singing OF some coed hymns.
During the time the men are off duty
the crowds are immense. In four days
at one tent. 1O,113 letters and cards
were written and posted; 2S4 temper
ance and arti-gambling pledges were
taken S215 was expended by tn
men in postal orders to be sent home
to their families ard S1Go vas taken
In the sale Of postage stamps.
The PennsvlTania Y NJ. {. \. stat
committee furnished this summe'
three bic tents aHH nearly - + Is
secretaries 10 the national gtlsi'
camps where some 10000 men were
in trainiag A he camp at 'rr'lasie,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19

steps of his father. Chatham first
took Office when 3S. Randolph when
So. Pitt refused subordinate Office
when 80, and was chancellor of eX-
chequer six months later. Winston
Churchill. if the general election takes
was to Chatham. It is seldom that
son follows so Immediately in the
place this year, will have the refusal
Of cabinet office before his 31st
birthday
Winston's past has been variegated.
His present is exciting. His future is
mere brilliant in its prospect than
tkat of any other man, save his old
colleague, Lord Hugh Cecil. If both
are alive and hearty in 1910. one will
be leading the liberals. the other the
conservatives. For We are on the
threshold of the era of youth.
The geontocracy is passing. In
five years time we shall probably look
ir vain fer cabinet minister over Go.
Winston Churchill. like Millbank. has
Immense faith in the new genera
tlon." and if his fortune depends up
on daring he will not fail
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
Special Excursion.

On Sunday, July Both, 1905, the St.
l.. l. NJ. and S. Ry. will run a special
excursion train from Pine Bluff an,
Little Rock to Fort Smith and return
Train will leave Pine Bluff a. m.
Sunday, July Goth and returning will
opportunity for the people of Pine
Bluff and Little Rock to unite and
spend a day in the interesting city CT
Fort Smith. Fare $500 for the round
trip. Special train through to Fort
Smith and return. For fruther partic-
ulars apply to
H. N. Atwood, Ticket Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
ENGLAND's COMING MAN.

Winston Churchill is the first of
England's coming men, says VIM. L.
Stead in Tom Watson's Magazine.
If he chooses to take it, a seat in
the next cabinet is at his disposal
Whether he will take it or not, no
one knows, not even Mr.. Churchill
himself. For he has got ten wears
start of III his competitors, and as
time is on his side he need not hur-
ry.
winston is to Randolph as Pitt
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Beware the fury of the patient man.
Dryden
He-T presume you carry a me-
mento of some kind in that lccket OF
yours? She-Precisely. 1t is a lCck
of my husbands hair. He-But you,
husband is still alive. She-But his
hair is all gone.-Judge.
There can be no affinity nearer
than our country.-Plato.
Jamescn-If it wasn't for one thing
I'd marry that girl. Benscn-Afraid
to pop the question: Jameson-No;
afraid to question the pop.-Pittsbure
Dispatch.
Consider pleasures as they depart
not as they come.
Il have here, sir began the bcci'
agent. "a volume containing 50 lee
lures by 50 great men. One lecture
for every week in the year. Gooc
gracious, man" replied the meek Cit
zen ~ am married and have a wife
that supplies me with lecture every
day in the year.'-Chicago News,
The heart has reasons that reason
does net understandable
Wife Cat the theatre)-1 wonde'
why those impudent people acros.
the aisle look over here so often
Husband-I suppose they are tryins
to ascertain why you look over there
so often, my dear.-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST

A complete and interesting presen.
tation of the scenic beauty and the
rich natural resources and rapid
growth Of the Pacific northwest are
set forth in beautifully Illustrated
booklet recently issued by the CHI
cago and North Western railway.
which will be sent to any address on
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
receipt Of 1 cents in stamps.

The Lewis and Clark exposition
with the very low excursion rates ont
personally conducted tours in conrec.
tlon herewith over the Northwest.
ern line from Chicago and the cas-.
have created an interest in this saa-
jeet never before equaIed. For fIi,
particulars address w. B. kniskera
p. T. NJ, 2l5 Jackson boulevard, CHI.
cago.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19
Iron Mountain Rates.

Pine Bluff to FL Dorado Springs
Mo, Eureka Springs, Ark. and Silcan
Springs, Ark, and return. Fare fol
round trip Hrst-class fare plus s.
Tickets on sale June to October I
Return limit thirty days. Extension
If this limit can be arranged
Pine Bluff to Mt Nebo, Ark. ant
teturn. Fare $50. Tickets on sale
from June to October |. Final limit
for return October 81.
Pine Bluff to Searcy Fare S3.9o
Pine Bluff to Ravenden Springs
Ark. Fare $775.
Tickets On sale June t to Septem
er Is Final limit for return Octc
Der 81.
Pine Bl;:ff to Hot SPRINGS, Ark. anC
return Fare 81 %. Limit for return
thirty days from date OF sale. Ticket!
On sale June TO October /.
Il. n Atwood. Agent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-19

ANY form of advertising will prove
profitable if it is properly applied
Kate E. Griswold, Editor. Protitaoi
Advertising.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-05
A CHANCE FOR FOLK.

Members Of the Hulbodlt TurnVereiu
or st. Louis have made Governor Folk
a proposition which he must recognize
as extremely liberal. That the gov
ernor viii accept with thanks there
is little reason for doubling. Here is
the proposition. The Turnverein will
furnish to Governor Folk, free of
charge, first-clsss transportation from
jefferson City to any point in Ten
nessee, his native state, that ne may
designate. Just one condition is at
tached 10 the offer. 1t is that Gov
ernor Folk must spend the remainder
OF his days in Tennessee, or at least
In some state other than Missouri
The reason for this outburst of al
most unexampIed generosity is found
in the fact that the Turnverein people
were not permitted to tap sundry, div
ers and numerous kegs of beer at a
recent Sunday picnic. They were not
allowed, in fact, to tap any kegs of
beer at all. Attributing this awful out
rage directly TO Governor Folks efforts
to stop the sale OF intoxIcants on sun
DAY. and approaching the fact that
as long as Folk is governor the laws
OF Missouri are going TO be enforced,
the TurnVereiners are willing to go to
any lengths to get him out of the state.
We have no doubt that the Turn
verein making this offer is composed
in large part of eminently respectable
citizens. They pay their taxes, they
discharge their obligations, they love
their fellowmen-and their beer. Meth
er have we any doubt that in the move
ment to get Governor Folk TO leave
Missouri, the Turnvereiners could count
on the cordial sympathy as we'll as the
financial assistance of a great many
gentlemen who do not stand very high
in public esteem in Missouri
Colonel ED" Butler, for example,
might be depended upon for a contri-
button. Then there are numerous boo
ole alderman anits number of emil