Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-04-03
OSLER|ZEO! WHEN?
GUESTS OF DOCTORS. DECOYEC
TO BANQUET, POSTPONE
CALOaOF0RNlNG ACT.
Never" Shouts a Professor ane
~
Architect Perpetrates an
Awful PR.
BISHOP WANTS 10 YEARS

BISHOP WANTS 80 YEARS
Chicago, Aprn @.--tsaeetal CHI
es4o'@=mos eminent rf.vsie5aaa hayg
banded together IN . danI. conspiracy
t 0sierize the world Tho alarming
f.55f was reTastlez=a at Inc annual bar
es:e. ot# me flss.e eiars ciH'= held IL
IT, sherman hease, = wfiea4 with
ranic eeatt Il pfespnta..ves Of NAM
otAet professions were lmed n ordee
ra4s tHy mieA Themselves confess
.=@hpr @hal1 We a. ehlofat3rMed:'
which was=1he a.Hir af tie eNenir.
II NNiam }aaa 10y #rved a
Gecoy 10 the seven 5sapr aa-qs4pcl-
in2 guests, spe8z=f Hrst on til"
rhame. .Whea shal The Doctors BE
Anat sfhet zed2@ in oHaer flat tiaa
.Vspiciaas ae the iavmen might b
.ae1hed With medical s9Atlrf.z. he
attempted 10 lead Inc victims A4} -
tfank reyelafon of Tive Gate Wa.rh
they would psefei for tha de-p daa-
nat On of their tai1in2 ati1 4 Ia osl0r.
by asserting:
ANY maf5 is willing - BE- a.1a'fa=
Termed. drawn OF quarfered, u L be
sol4 70 tho devil if he IS only given
tV5nsy ", ars of Ifa. WITH al III eoa
felts Of lirs-wine, women song tj=
4ars aud all tie resin the in
terim.
fnnoeent Of the dire dezi-:.~ npon
taa.g allotted span : yeas. thf~a
sneakers answered the questions pa
to them in the program Bishop Sam
ca} Faliows answered to Whom Shall
W. administer it=to the clergyman? ?
tr stating n a simple hearted wa
that after t2o years would s'jii him
Wei enough
Professor George E. Vincent repIi-
ed to ,Whsa shall the professor be
gIe8ed by an emphatic Never.
A4~hit,ct |. X. Pond tried 10 eyad,
The nqnisitory demand "When shaH
IL artists get taeir dose by deeiar-
'r4:
.Dy. osler did net really destine 10
tie )cthal sponge all persons OF SIXTY.
hat oaly these who acted like sixty,
which was qujbhliug pun voted to
ae totally ont of harmony With the
seriousness of the occasion.
Then Joseph w Errant in speak
ire ynon .M,hen OUGHT the Lawyers
t. Saccnnlh2 ." tore the Silded curtain
Of suatarfuSe from the charnel house
Of Oserism by declaring:
Il SEE plainly lhroush the evil mH,
clsna5ions Of This mogniticent assem-
',ia4e of eharlatans. Oh, what smil-
jn4 outside falsehood hath. va
would eet US here under the suise OF
hcstital " to name cur own date of
cxecution. But you have failed, YOU
SC en- ihc fends and here denounce
yan. YEu might just as we'll have
asked Us when We pay our doctors
biIl
Il shall take the matter before thC
states attorney in the morning and
secure indictments against the whole
fofk Il Os!erian monsters here as
semhed"
Nr Errant closed his Grafton by
asse"ine that man had ninety=nine-
| car franchise upon life. and would
I, .ize afly Illegal attempts to Dust him
~ ch'ffoform INTO the federal courts
| e necessary.
Eut Franklin MacVtagh, the mex!
=. ahtr. ;eneeed Mr.. Errani's rev
| - y thar there was something cor
ri4t in the state Of Denmark. II
. mmeat'ng upon when shall the
| E,us ness men shuttle off he stamp
| q himself as an Oslerist OF the deep.
- aud blachest dye.
"Niuoiv-tiEe per cent Of the bust
aess men" he proclaimed witno' a
Hlash are failures. They are dead
sas oven now. in the mefaphorical
sense. Nhy not feed the ninety-fiFe
uer c.nt. 70 Dr.. OsIer in order tC
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