Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-07-29
Humorous



Cannlbalism in cotland.-Lady in
sandy district would like two gen
tlemen for dinner daily Glasgow
Herald.
lady-Can that parrot talk? Dealer
Talk Why. say. lady. you'd t'ink
b" waz brought IN box at de OPP
cry. Puck
/ Miss Psweet -- Excuse me- hut
where lid YOU learn 10 dance? Mir.
Splay a correspondence school,
Chicago News
Farmer Blake tat New York res,
t"urantl-Waal, Miranda. here's spin.
arh sixty cents wonder IL that's IA
peck or husheI.--llfe.
WHATS Stevens doing now"
Nothing But | was told he was
holding government position" He
Is. Milwaukee Sentinel.
You say his course was not quite
satisfactory 10 the labor nnlonsT'
Why, no. He worked ten hours a
day TO secure the passage Of an eight
hour law, Ex..
! might have known better than In
trust my money to that broker"
Why S"f Are appearances against
hlmt No. confound him. It's his
disappearance. Town and Country.
Nordy Insure in your company?
With your highest officials fighting
the way they aret Butts-Sure thing.
You can see for yourself that we must
have assets worth lighting over.-Ex.
hiwln-l have to GO to Scotland
next week. You win be true to M,
while am gone won't your An
gelt@a OF course But err don't bee
gone long. will You dear? Pick Me
Up
Johnny, who was Peter and who
was rnulF' Them was the guys wat
robbed each other 10 pay each either
without lettiu' their left hands get
wise. .- Cincinnati Commemorative
une
It's curious" said Uncle Eben, TO
hear tell bout how many geniuses has
been allowed TO starve an how many
lazy folks manages to git liyin' by
pretcndin' 10 be geniuscS - Washing
ton star
Friend Of the Family You are very
lucky, my boy. to be the seventh son
II will bring you everlasting fortune
Son No 1T hasn't 80 far. All It's
brought yet is the OLD clothes of my
six brothers Detroit Free Press.
And did you tell God about #, aud
ask His forgiveness inquired her
mother Of the little daughter whom
at last she had let out Of the closet
why, no. was so had didn't think
Ivy Ex
My" exclaimed the good old soul.
| looking up from her paper these col
lege games are getting to be horribly
rough What's the matter now -
asked her husband Here's u report
IN tho paper about harvard man
| heating all his rivals with the ham
NOR Philadelphia Press
Bishop Goodman dmpresslvelyi
| only think. children. IN Africa there
are ten million square miles OF terri
| tory without n single Sunday school
where little boys and girls can spend
their Sundays Now. what should We
all try and save up our money to do?
Glass lin ccstafic union Go 10 Afri-
ca.-~Judge.
The young woman IN the stern of
the little boa had whispered softly
the word yes. But stay right where
you are. Jack" she added, hastily: III
sou try to kiss me you'll upset the
boat" How do you know hoarSe-
ly demanded Jack. a horrible suspi-
cion already taking possession Of him.
Cbieago Tribune
Visitor quite a ncnt little place.
that one With the greer shutters. Who
/ Hives there? Host That's Coopcrs
h0use He had rich uncle who left
/ him an hia mone$ NiSllor-Oh! And
whose is that magnificent mansion
lover there: Unst Tnat belongs +"
the lawyer who settled up Coopers
uncics affairs Casell'~