The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-28

Handed Out the Quick Hoof by the Enraged Mooly-At
tempt Use the Hypoderic Syringe Arouses the Cow
Antivaccinaton Principles and stirs Her Rear Limb to
Pernicious Activity.
nR. KEYS, the city veterinarian, severely cow
IL kicked the pursuit Of his legal duty that shoulder
and arm are the bad The mooy
crank and merely defending rights under the eonst
tuition While inspecting the diaries in the rural districts OF
Hennepin county, Dr. Keys undertook to hypodemlc
syringe the bossy The animal aroused by the peng
of the needle hind limb violently thirty
degrees the northward handing the doctor the quick hoot
of isapproval the shoulder putting him down and out
While regettng the veternarys dent cannot but eel
that the Mette of the Pasture acting strictly within
her rights.
Fargo snarty tried to find the age of his best girl
and the Forum tells of the tragedy that followed: &.
edo you know any rcks?" asked the young man by the
way of starting. ~ .z>*z = z..s+f@@@ III. #sz
'sNot many was the reply s4r @s "s
was going you try this one,' exclaimed the
young Mutpy the years of by three sub
tract tweny-one from the total what the answer?
''You shoudSbe able to the answer at once was
the frigid reply ca@ -r.> s.*~
''Yesa What is it?' 2@4:1 II - len. 7xs..~>
t'None of your business :. -v*e4s:- us.t:
Louise Andras lady Of German extraction, has had
John Grote in court Yorkvle N J because, she told
the court he is lobster yet, think Her plea Ito the
judge follows: ~ 13a& *5.@ ~ CT #4@ s>@@e@e
1sJudge make this man stop his kisses by Once he
the street railway in the midst Of some
passengers. yell and scream and he: smacks some
Besides judge he follows about me in the streets
makes wide smiles at and rolls his like funny
faced owl. . = -:'~'~" ...: ". =.<~ "~-: ~
'He climbs up the fre-escape back from my house and
makes noise my window with his knuckles: Ven llook
out the window he makes faces and gns and makes
his eyes roll. call my brother-nlaw and he out
with club wish you would have him chase himself MIR.
judge
put under the kind of bonds to let the
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Bertha L. Corbett's sunbonnet girls each with little pink
cheek extended candy have dropped into town and
pose to their and friends at the Unitarian
church Tuesday night If these girls dear at
what will they be at 20? -: 49,. No. -=
A gentleman with grievance as large small mahog-
any dresser called today to enter complaint 1t that
when he received his mail fat letter marked Due, 2
cents trouble reaching welcome hand while the
other the pocket for the DUE Inside found
advertisement of mining stock with great inducements He
paid these two small kopecks to discover that he might by
inconsderable outlay, get proposition that
ised riches far beyond the dreams of avace Yet he
indignant We showed him how the mine had great wealth
of sight and all that necessary do to
excavate the rich ore, build smeer and metal thru
But he departed unsatisfed. -.@ -, .-. ~[ 49,
Some never know how to seize the opportunity:
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Fargo woman complained of her husbands safety
and investigation showed that she had been trying
to white her pencil with and failed Ism that fright?
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Starting with figures that fairly accurate that
people die every day. Camille Flammaron the astronomer
has been doing reckoning that is likely to astonish He
finds that about 3ooo00000o people die every century. If
take into account the dmnuton Of the human popula
ton back to renoter ages, find that in $1,000
years 100000 100000 of human bode the lowest caula
have been formed the earth and the atmosphere
and have returned to them again This is say nothing
the vast aggregate Of animal bodies returned to the earth
The earth which nhabt today formed in part Of the
myads of brains which have thought Of the myriads of
organisms which have lived We walk
It would be- difficult at this day to take single step upon
the planet without walking the remains Of the dead
would be difficult to eat drink without reabsorbing what
has been eaten and drank thousand times already It would
be difficult to breathe without incorporating the air already
breathed by the dead.
In the presence of figures like these naturally thinks
sWe, what if do dieg What of tq It is nothing Anc
yet, ones death incident in which he helE
feeling considerable interest. =. "
It is good story about the negro in the civil
caught running away from the battlefield repri
manded by the officer *.: zs"= .5<..z.~sa
"What you running away for? What's your lf
worth? 2" .4.:, 4. - .ys- e.%s ~ v4.#
1EHit's wuf to than anybody else, boss .
"A j. R.
What Women Want to Kno,u
HISTORY OF JAPAN.-Wil1 you kindly tell me where