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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-05
THE BARRooM LiNGUiST.
Kansas City Drink Mixer Makes Col
 leae Graduates Look Cheap.

From the Kansas City Star An after-theatre crowd sauntered into saloon on Eigth street, the other even ing
 "D'you know" said one, as they lined up along the bar, T saw a paper from Dublin the other day and looked among the local news to see if I could find any of my kinsmen the O'Gradys. You sec all the names in Ireland have special location They are not mixed indscrim- inately. For instance, you'll find most of the O'Neils in one county, the Gallaghers in another, and the O'Gradys in third I found news of one O'Grady. They were hanging him in Cork"
 Yes" said the bartender. "All the OGradys are in County Cork I'm a County Claire mon, meself To hear me name you'd never know l was Irish. Holmes is me name. l know where all the Irish families live. for I've been over every foot of the country. l could de- scribe every hill and tree in Ireland. know every sthream. The River Shannon rises in Lough Allen. It's tributaries are the Suck and the River Brosna. The tributaries of the Barrow are the Nore and Suir, evidently corrupted from the words north and south. l know livery inch of the old sod like book.
 There's an Irishman as is an Irish man. said one of the group. What right have you to talk of the derivation of words?'
 Sure, l was educated In the University of Dublin, soir. l studied Greek, Latin, and Sanskrit. I studied zoology. l know "lepidoptera," from "hymenoptera." I studied geography and botany The be- tanical name for rye is Hsecale cereale wheat is "triticum vulgare," barley be- longs to the genus "hordeum." Is used for food and for making malt. from which are prepared beer. ale and whisky l studied agriculture. Of the twenty-five clements composing the soil-yes, soir," here the bartender set out a bottle and two glasses for customer.
 That Irishman ought to be a college professor instead of bartender,' said one of the group. "Fill 'em up again What did you use to do in Ireland?''
 ''I used to follow the harvest through three counties with sickle. 1 used to thatch. If you'd get me some wheat straw 1 could thatch a roof now that wouldn't leak through in tin years. I'll wager not one of ye could thatch a roof"
 "Thatch roof? Well, I guess not Why, there isn't one of us knows one- tenth of what you do. and we're all college graduates, too. The only thing 1 know is how to spell coeslaw, and
 
 men know that much" "Oh it isn't so bad as that spoke Up one who thought he was slandered wish ing to show that he was educated to some degree. C-o-l-d shaw, coleslaw." Next"
 "C-o-l-d s-l-a-u-g-h, eoleslaw." Now, MT. Bartender" Its cole, from the Dutch for cab 1 bage, sure"
 "There's bartender that a philosopher would feel hdnored to drink with. Why aren't you holding down chair in the | University of Dublin?' | "Oh," replied the learned bartender, You all do know with ghat gr-rrand | carouse
 made scond weddin' in my house, | Divorced ould barren Raison from me bed,
 And took the Daughter ov tn Vine to spouse,
 Drink hearthy. gentlemn!"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-05
.FA|Rv|EW LODGE
 DED|CATES HALL Delightful Smoker Given by the
 Members MACHINERY INSTALLED J. R. Raible & Go. Put In Machinery for Making Heads for Barrels.
 Revival at EnsIey Was
 Remarkable.

Ensley, October 4-(Suecial) )-Fairview lodge No. 240. Knights of Pytldas, dedi- cated it's new hall at Osceola station, on the South Ensley ear line tonight.
 The occasion was one of the most inn portant and pleasant ever held by a Knights of Pythias lodge in the district and members of the order from many lodges in the district attended. Besides the regular work of the lodge and the dedicatory ceremony. a smoker was given which was enjoyed by all present.
 A number of interesting addresses were made by members of the lodge and visit ing Pythians.
 The new hall which has just been com pleted stands near osceola station. and is one of the best halls in the section It is near the center of the rapidly developing district at Fairview and Osceola stations, and promises to be in time one of the strongest lodges In the district It has on its rolls some of the most progressive Pythians in the district.
 New Hardware Firm.
 The Adams building, on Avenue E, which has heretofore been occupied by -NNANtt tiS ldiioit anu Alltn DHfDor shop, is being remodeled and put in shape for the Smith Hardware company, the new concern which has just come to this city from Blocton.
 The partition has been taken out, throwing the two store rooms into one, and new floor is being put in. The members of the new firm have already arrived and are ready to open the store as soon as the building Is ready Part of the goods have already arrived.
 MT. Keller has moved his tailor shop to Mo- 1915 Avenue E, and W. T. Allen has moved his barber shop into the same block until he finds more suitable loca- tion.
 Installing New Machinery.
 New machinery for making barrel head ings is being installed in the plant of the J. R. Raible & Co.,. located at this place.
 This concern employs between thirty five and forty men. and is one of the must successful and important small in- dustries in the Ensley district. The plant
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-05
Naturally.

Translated for Tales from Le Journal Amusant.
 Patient-Well, doctor, do you think I'm getting well all right?
 Dector-Oh, yes: you still have good deal of fever. but that doesn't trouble me. wouldn't trouble me-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-05
In Your Home

sloan's Eminent is the best antiseptic to keep handy. Kills yellow fever and malaria germs.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16

grand old
tied quarantine little previous who live
full well
will every
the scoop great
gains November
will
and that there a
drops
believe Will in
you your part your plantation
by 18TH they buyer place they
allowed
the lands, and if satisfactory, close the
your property listing
goth of you
My real business this city opened office
iberaliy of citizenship.
every property
willing
coming have n rged working force and will
best the globe.
land for sale will be glad list every
you matter
from Illinois, where will again week will
reply the business wish know
conclusion desire that have also made
money
bonds Parties will do well to take the matter with
Respectfully
JESSE OLDHAM, RealE Estate
Greenvlle Miss Building
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16

session of the beautiful home of Mr..
Anderson through the will of the
merchant king u had been a patron
saint OF the art his native country
and the work of Norwegian's best
sculptors and painters was included
in his estate.
Among his treasures was set OF
bronze pieces which were scattered
about the lawn of his home. Three
months ago, when the Young Wo-
mems Christian Association entered
into possession of the property, the
statues were not interfered with.
Soon, however, some young visitors
were seen to. blush and hide their
faces as they passed the bronzes.
Then the manager thought it was
time to take action, and the statues
were removed. Now the relatives of
M. Anderson have obtained posses
sion of the statues, and they have
been erected in another fine estate
in the city.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
MEVEEY-EEn

Z Y laAl 7 : Z , -
| suffered, - write
of Easton, Md, u
which cured ne 50
my doctor, who O.
taking it.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
WHITES TO EMPLOY
NO MORE NEGROES

LAMPAS, Tex, Sept.I4-The citi-
zens of Rock Church. little village
in the eastern part of this county, in
a mass meeting yesterday unani-
mously agreed not to employ negroes
in the future, and all who have ne
groes in their service are expected
to discharge them before October I.
1t is thought that this action will be
followed by other towns and villages
in this part of the State.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
NAUGHTY STATUES
MADE GIRLS BLUSH
Young Visitors to Y. w. c. A.,
Grounds Didn't Appreciate Art
of Norway Sculptors

MILWAUKEE, Wis. Sept. To-
Because the girls thought that the
statues were naughty, two important
pieces Of art, which for years graced
the lawn Of Mr.. Anderson, the Nor
wegian millionaire, who died a few
months ago, have been removed from
their pedestals, their graceful OUT
lines wrapped in blankets and then
consigned to a stable
The Young Women's Christian
Association recently came into pos
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
Startling Mortality

Statistics show starting mortality
from appendicitis and peritonitis. To
prevent and cure these awful diseas-
es, there is just one reliable remedy,
DR. Kings New Life Pills. M. Elan
merry. of ID Custom House Place, Chi
cago. says: "They have no equal for
Constipation and Biliosness. 25c at
Finlay's Drug Store.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
Strikes Hidden Rocks


When your ship of health strikes
the hidden rocks of Consumption,
Pneumonia, ETC., you are lost, if you
don't get help from DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. J. w.
McKinnon, of Talladega Springs. Ala
writes: II had been very i'll with
Pneumonia under the care of two
doctors, but was getting no better
when began to take DIR. Kings New
Discovery. The first dose gave relief,
and one bottle cured me-" Sure cure
for sore throa, bronchitis, coughs and
colds. Guaranteed at Finlay's Drug
Store, price soc and $I.oO. Trial bot
ties free.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
HOW TO SUPPRESS
GAMBLING


Within two weeks John Colline,
Chicago's new chief of police, has
wiped out the gambling evil in Chi
cago. His story of how he did the
work, which was told in the St. Louis
Post-Dispatch, is interesting read
ing for the people of all cities. 1t
is instructive reading for police COM
missioners and police chiefs.
How did he do it?
Not by sitting at ease and occasion
ally ordering raid, nor by yield
ing to pulls and influences, nor by
waiting for specific instructions from
police board. He did it by pcrsis-
tence, honest, fearless, determined |
work. by using common sense and
sledge hammer" He raded $50
common gambling houses, rs hand
, book resorts, I27 bu,ketshops and
$50 poker rooms. His raids were not
sporadic, but continue Il. They were
repeated every time gambler tried
violate the Law
"We didn't handle them with gloves
we used s1edg4 hammers, said Chief
Collins. we bro1, into their places,
battered down their furniture and
broke it into pieces. If they dared
open again We went back and broke
up the new furniture"
Speaking OF the method of b:-,lK-
ing up the bucketshops, he said. at
was simple thing to extermlpate
: these places. Trey cannot operate
without telegraph and telephone
wires. We chopped down the tele-
phones from the walls and carved
/ the tables cou'aining the telegraph
wires. That's all.
On the question of effective meth
y DDS of dealing with law breaking
gamblers, he said:
g Locate the dens of vice-for that:
all they are Gather about you suf
hcient men III whom you have conf
{ dence. Instruct them as to theil
l. duties Send them out to execute th'
5 laws without fear or favor-and ther
! keep it up
: 1t is simple. 1t is merely the appli-
. cation of common sense and COM
> mon business principles to the police
u business. All that is necessary is 70.
: the police to convince the gambler
e that they mean business and will en-
c force the laws without fear or favor
and the thing is done.
1t is hardly necessary to ask Chic
Collins if the same results can be &C
complished in any other city. Hi
reply that the "police can eliminate
gambling in any city by using pro-
per methods" is a truism.
What has been done in Chicago
can be done in st. Louis. Chief Kile,
: showed what can be done in st
! Louis when, under Gov. Folks in
! structions, he suppressed race tract
! gambling by persistent raiding. VIII,
: is not this method used against tn
!, bucketshops. the gambling dens, tn
! policy games and handbooks?
: For several years ST Louis ha
Z been cursed with the domination Q
: the gambling influence in our polio
department Every particle of tina
influence must be eliminated. Thl
proof of its elimination lies in tn
= enforcement of the laws against d
forms of gambling St Louis Post
Dispatch
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16

This is to certify that c. F.Senyard
is no longer with S. A. Barret, but
is contracting work himself. If you
are going to have any work inthe
painting, paperhanging, inside or out
side decorating, done, it will pay you
to see me. Phone No. Io3-
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
Greenville, Miss.
Taking No Risks

81 need more money" said the ly-
ing machine inventor.
@But thought the machine was
finished" replied the capitalist.
"It is, but I've got to hire man
to fly it. Do you think I want to
get killed 7''-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
Avoid yellow Fever

Use the great antiseptic preventative
Sloan's Lininent. Six drops of Sloans
Liniment on a teaspoonful of sugar
viii kill yellow fever and malaria
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
WRITE us LETTER

freely and frankly, telling us an your
troubles. We will send Free Advice Gin
plain, sealed envelops). Address; La
DIES Advisory Dept, The Chattanooga
Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16
DELTA PLANTATIONS
AND ClTYfPROPERTY
A BIG RUSH FOR THEM IS DIcTED BY JESSE OLDHAM
THE REAL ESTATE MAN. JUST VISITED THE PEG
CROPS ARE
BoUNTIFUL AND MONEY IN PLENTY

you
tonover Fifty Agents Will Work for Him Over the East
This Delta
City Property
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16

For Rens-Five room cottage on
South Theobold near Valiant street
Apply At the Leader. 40 4
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1905-09-16

cravahette costs, new styles, Low
prices at Nelms q Blum Co.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07
wlntsr ooursea IN AErieulture.

The Oregon Agriculture College az
Corvallis. viii offer this winter, aa usu.
al. two special courses along agrieul.
turai lines, which will be designated
Tho Short Course In Agriculture, and
Tho Special Dairy Course.
The short Course IN Agriculture viii
open on Monday. January 8, 1908, AZ
. a. m., and continue two weeks, clos.
Ing on Friday, January 10. The course
consists Of a series Of popular lectures
along lines suited 10 aid hortleulturisia
dairymen and others engaged In agTi.
cultural pursuits In developing tho
great natural resources Of our state.
Tho lectures arc supplemented by lab
oratory work under tho auspices Of OK
ports, who strive 10 make the course
thoroughly practical by adapting tho
work as faF rs possible 90 tho needs
Of each individual
The Special Dairy Course will also
open on January 8, 1900, and viii con
tinuo six weeks, closing on February
10. 1905. The purpose Of this course
Is 20 familiaFiEs students with the mod
eFn forms Of dairy apparatus and teach
tho underlying principles Of the produe'
ton care and manufacture OF milk In
60 butter and cheese.
Students viii meet FOR work sin days
per week. The forenoon of each day
viii be devoted 20 practical work in the
dairy rooms, In tho afternoon Of each
day except those devoted 20 cheese
making lectures and Feeitations will
occupy the time during two or three
hours
In addition 10 the regular teaching
force the services Of an expert cheese
maker Mr. W. ". Grant, have been
secured. Mr.. Grant is al present In
stFuetoF In the California Dairy School,
and has had a wide experience as tray'
cling dairy instructor In Canada.
There will be no charge for tuition
and no educational entrance require
ments, for either Of these courses.
Board and room can be had in Corvallis
al Is 20 a per week.
A cordial invitation is extended 10 all
persons interested 20 enroll in one OF
these courses. An outline Of tho course
can be had for the asking For further
information address,
y. l.. KENT,
Corvallis, Oregon
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07
TWO FINE
WATCHES

Since DR.. b. f. Wright announced tho
giving away Of two gold watches 70 two
Of his patrons on January let, one 20 a
lady patient, and ono 70 a gentleman
patient, interest In tho proposition has
increased from day 70 day, and HE den.
tal parlOrs are throngcd daily by pa.
tients and others seeking 70 learn how
The presentation Of tho watches IL 10 bo
made. Since coming 10 Salem the doc.
tor has built up the largest dental prae-
tieo In the city, and this has been done
solely by low prices FOR modern, satis
factory dentistry. An his work ia alb
solutoly painless, and he has hundreds
Of testimonials from patieais speaking
their satlafaotiou.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07
WANT
OUTSIDE
UMPIRE
Willamette Shows Good Judg
ment In Demanding
a Square Deal

A special from this city 10 tho Orc.
gonian last night aysi
Il ia doubtful whether Willamette
University football team viii meet tho
Multnomah Amateur Athletic Assaein'
tlon eleven on tho grlllfon next Sat-
urday, as scheduled, According % tho
understanding here, Multhomah insists
upon having the game judged by mem'
bers of iis own club
Since tho game between the tuiversi'
ty of Oregon and Willamette here last
Saturday, tho membrs Of tho William
etts football ltsam DO NOT believe they
can gst a fair deal with Mullnomah,
and they arc free and open Ia saylng 50.
Az assembly this morning this ssnti'
msnt was expressed By students and
members of the faculty, and IL was the
unanimous declaration that Willamette
dli not have a fair deal IN tho de-
eisions saturday
That tho Eugene players repeatedly
."held," IN violation Of the rules as
stated before tho game began, is as
serted. not only by members of tho VIII
Iametts team, but by many Of the spec
tators. who pFofessed 20 understand
the game. Il Is declared that the same
rule was violated by the Interference
which enabled KeTTon TO make his sen
sational T5-yard run and touchdown,
Willamette hackers say their team had
10 play against the University Of Ore
gon and the officials, and in eonhTma'
tion Of this cite the fact that every do
eislon was against them.
This feeling being prevalent AZ VII
Iametts. Il was asserted this morning
that willamette win not meet hul'no'
nah Saturday with a Multnomah UNI
pirs or referee.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07
Faith and Fact

Faith is one thing and fact is another,
II sometimes takes any amount OF
faith to produce one fact. Years OF
earnest work and faith have produced
one fact about medicine that is desery'
inc Of mention here II people VINO
are troubled with general weakness
through overwork, dissipation or eH'
posure can get a remedy that VIII
make rich red blood from the food they
eat their return to health is assured
Good blood is the life Of the body as
we'll as the nerves Weak, siekly' pale
neople who suffer with Indigestion,
5vspepsia. sick headache, loss OF
and ambition, having dizzy
smells and always tired, can be cured
soupd and we'll with DR.. Gums Blood
and Nerve Tonic. Sold by druggists
for Sc Der box, or 3 boxes for g. THIS
Tonic acts in a common sense way
curing disease by giving strength 70
resist it.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07

Dallas, Texas, Nov. 6.--Tho confer.
enco Of secretaries Of the various Gem
morcial and industrial organizations
Of this state, which was called BY the
secretaries Of tho business mems club
Of Waco, the One Hundred and Fifty
thousand Club Of Dallas, tho chamber
Of commerce, Of Beaumont, the board
OF trade, Of Stamford, aud the business
meme league, Of Austin, met here 20
day. The attendance was very large
and nearly every commercial and In
duatriai organization Of this state Of
any Importance was represented. The
conference was called with a view Of
forming a state organization for mu'
tuai benefit and In tho interests Of Che
state. The object Of the meeting is
first, 20 get In close touch with the
state Of Texas as a wholei 20 better
facilitate the work Of pushing ToEas %
the front and 90 work In harmony In
preventing legislation that would be
detrimental 10 the commercial Inter.
eats Of the state.
Tho hope OF tho promoters Of the
movement l. 20 gee every city In the
state that has a business organization,
enlisted In tho movement and II Il ex'
pocicd that this meeting Of tho see
roiarioa viii tend 20 bring about the do
sired end.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07
son Lon Mothsr.

Consumption runs In our family,
and through Il I lost my mother, {"
writes n u. Reid Of Harmony, Ne
"For tho past hve years, however, on
the slightest align Of Cough or Cold,
/ have taken Dr. Kings New Dis.
eovery for Consumption, which has
saved mo from serious lung trouble. -
llia mothers death was a sad loss FOR
Mr.. Reid, but he learned that lung
trouble must not be neglected. and
how 20 euro H. Quickest relief and
cure FOR coughs and colds Price 50c
and ti.ooi guaranteed, AZ J. O. Perry's
Drug Store. Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07
SOCIAL
EVENTS
Entertain senior olass.

DR.. and Mrs. W. Carlton Smith en-.
tertained the senior class Of the vii.
lamette Medical College Friday even.
ing, az their home on Oak street, IN
most enjoyable manner.
The class colors, royal blue and
white. were everywhere in evidence.
Paper streamers Of the same were m
ranged on th chandeliers and bay win.
dows, while grinning skulls pceped out
from hooks and corners.
A railway trip was the arst amusc.
ment Of tho evening. In which Dr. W.
IT. Byrd won the gcntleman's prize
and Miss Lois PEBBLES tho lady'a. Pro
grams were then passed. bearing tho
class eolors and the names and motto
Of tho 100 class. and the following
program was rendoredi
Vocal solo, Alra W. Carlton Smith;
reading, Miss Farnelli piano colo, Miss
Calbrcathi vocal solo. Dr. r. p. l..
stcinsri vocal solo. Miss Lois PEBBLES.
Each number was exceptionally good
aud was much enjoyed, and each was
obliged 10 respond 20 an encore. The
numbers weTe classical and popular airs,
and were indeed a treat 10 all. A daln.
ty luncheon Of several courses was
served later, and was complete In an
its appointments
Dr. and Mrs. Smith we're assisted 60
entertaining by Dr. and Mrs. W H.
Byrd, Dr. and Mrs. r. =, l. Steiner and
Mrs W. W, Looney. Tho following
Young ladies, by their presence, lent al.
diiional charm 10 tho AFFAIR." Miss Cal
breath. Miss 0abFielsou, Miss Jones of
"Labish Meadowsi" Miss stsiwer
Miss FaFnel Miss Evelyn CalbFsaih,
Miss PEBBLES and Miss Grouse.
Tho members Of the class are r. ID.
Byrd. presidents W. W. Looney, vice
presidents Roger Biswsll, sserstaFyi II.
D.. Kelly, D. A. D., treasurer l.. A.
Bolman. John Evans, Claud p. Fryer
r, r. Hunter W. c Judd A. J. LeMif
Ter Hisashi Mishina, NJ. D., II. l.. Pow
sr, NJ. d. l. v Smith, W. p, Snyder
and d. A, Williams
The class motto Is "PTodesse guam
eonspieeFi,"
Tho evening viii lingeT long IN the
minds Of those present, as il was con
tinuous round Of pleasure and delight.
ana not a dun moment was recorded.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07

won first prize and Miss Ava Darby
and Ivan Darby received the consola.
tion. Misses Anna DooAer and Ava
Darby, Ernest and Edward Luthy fur.
nished tho music and instrumental o..
lectious.
Evcrgreens, autumn leaves and the
bright shining red apples, the latter
being suspended from the ceiling. we're
the decorations in tho large dining
room and parlor. Jack-o LANTERNS were
everywhere, as was also the proverbial
ghost.
Refreshments were served and Mrs
McElhaney was assisted by Miss Ethel
Darby
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-11-07
swiplng All the Water

State Engineer Lewis yesterday Fe
'eived notice that the Portland iHi'
PATTON Company, Of Paisley, had APP
,ropriated 1900 inches OF surplus
sater OF tho Chewauian river for iFri'
PATTON purposes. Also that the pes-
'huttes Irrigation and Power Company
lad appropriated 100000 miners
inches, or $500 cubic feet per second
u water from the Desehuttes river.