The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-10
THISTLES.

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club. Hope 700 .ont b. iore'oioe' h't
uu,basd oh, IL doat mind belrs lone
somf.
--Yoa doctors. said the Goihanis don !.
s.sm able 10 maize Anylblrg GU Of hls
menlngiui. DOnT, ehi I'm nahins my
sIpenset 90, Off
Mr.. Rof,lid-Afe VOC sure I'm ibs
only man you cvtr loved Mics spoohs' =
,m positive, went over the whole h''
only yesterday.
Mother Mabel, that yoong man k'ss O
you twice 10 py tnowiedg. ] doh I KNOW
how msny times be kissed you after mat
n.bsl--SsI,her do l. | Deyef Was good ~
mental arithmetic.
Mr.. Mum l.. BsRes-Now' thep, you
know what kiad Of house ! want "ha'
viii II coat TO build ilt Archltect-"oS =
vm--what wa the amount you originally
intended to pu, Into the building
-Mr,. Pancake 10 fourth noor iods
sr)--Anythins the matter with your STEAK
Mr.. Hsrdupf HArdup-A trihs overtrain
nd maybe, madam. But, really, ] n.vei
Mw firmer muscle
The girl with the auburn hair bad sui
fered him to put bis arm on the back OF he
seat, but when he tried TO take her hAp'
abe drew itsway. Mr.. spoonall, she SAID
you mustn't try to stre,cbs base bit Into
three-bsaacr.
Robbie (proudly) We've got bse'
M 10 our house that Just came The othe
night. Elsie (dlsdAiniuliyl oh, That isn
anything s,ylish. They're common things
our wAshwoman's got one
Don't you think that Miss spriggs play
the piano beautifully Well, answered tn
musiclan who Is both conscientious an
polIte, let us rather say that Mics Sprigs
Ia beautiful when she plays the plano
What reason did be give for wishing I
break the engagement so SOON tie sal
the report that he was engaged TO me ma
no, extended his credit nearly so much
he had expected
lis Mr.. seadds man Of scientific ldi
t,nctionY Yes, indeed, answered Miss Ca,
enne. He has so many college degrees ths
when be sends 10 bis card you cant be sur
whether 1t 10 his name OF problem J
algebra.
i been ,hinkin' bout gettin' married
said a member Of his 1cek To Brother WI
llsms. You reckon could get marriaR
Iiecp,e fer dozen watermelonsi reeko
YOU could replied Brother williams ot
nv wholesome advice ter you 10 ter eat q
wAtermelonsi
Mrs, starvem-I'm surprised to hes
Won say you're having trouble to get you
money out Of Mr.. Stsrboard. He AWAY
boosted thu. he paid ~ he went, Mrs. 30
dem-Maybe he does, but ! can't get oil
10 20.
Mcthuseleh--Just word with yo'
Young man. His Daughters sutton
what's II, sirf Methuseleh--fou BAY
been calling on my daughter 100 years nov
and | want to know II you mean bus
ness.
What broke Of the engagement b
tween Archie and the girl with the subul
bsIrf Jealousy. On whose psr,s Her
She said he was too fond OF his new aut
mobile.
--Firs, Owl Blow my feathers. Wouldn
YOU like to be . peacock, deari Seeor
owl--No, thanks. Fancy making To-
with all those eyes on one should be u
hashiul.
Mr.. Jumbo--Bu, why are you 10 sue
hurry to 20 in' Miss Ellie-Becau'
mother says It 10 most indiscreet to SIT IN
hammock with a gentleman who weiR'
more than half ton.
Uncle wInthrop--And what do y
des,re TO be when you have become ma
Emcrslef when l was your age WANT
70 he 4 pirate. Emerson Lowell Bsckbeii
The aspirations OF modern youth are
different, uncle. Now, should Ike to
aprcmoter.
Ii Ia hard TO tell whom you can tru'
said one CRATER. Yes, answered the o,n'
Sometimes think there 10 no such TN
~ honesty. You never know who 10 soi
TO turn states evidence neIt.
--Judge--You sfe accused OF havi
driven your car directly against the osr
You made no apparen, EFFORT TO avoid &c
dept, Chsuneur--You do me grave ipj'
,,ce, your honor. footed my horn repe'
ed and even slowed down TO eighteen mill
The barn had ample time 10 get out OF
way.
why did you quit your iobs There '
fellow In the ssee ! couldn't get ho
with q, all, and rather than have any IN
bic with him got out. Who ~ashef
was ,hs--ef--bon. Seems to me you
mighty inquisitive.
Il have here. air, began the book ast
ayolume containing nfiy-,wo lectures
nty.,wo great mep. oae lec,urefor ev
week Of the year. ssod gracious, u
replied the meek siursr, Am married
have A wifn that supplies me with lcct