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A DTPL TRIUMPH
By Alexander Ricketts,

bills once in awhile said Mrs. Gettone
reluctantly
"Is that all?" questioned Gettone,
thrusting his hands deep into his pockets,
and trying to stare the paper off a corner
of the ceiling.
Moo, there's lot of other things
that you do and he don't" replied Mrs.
Gettone, gaining courage. But I've
decided not to bother about them-at
least not just yet. I've made up my
mind that if you'll stop doing the things
I've said, you'll be endurable without
anything else
Thanks, my dear" said Gettone,
Withdrawing his eyes from the obdurate
paper and fixing them upon his flushed
and tremulous wife. We'll, I've always
believed that nothing was too good for
you, and that you ought always to have
the best l can possibly procure. So l
guess the only thing for us to do in this
case is to arrange for a transfer of h1s-
bands, you taking Molly's paragon and
Molly taking your failure-and | always
have rather admired her style and figure,
you know, and she undeniably is very
sweet and pretty. Don't you think so?"
John Gettonei" gasped Mrs. Gettone.
''Of course, after the character you
gave me, Molly may make some difficulty
about trading; but We'll hope that can
be overcome in some way. Don't you
think her eyes are lovely, and that dimple
in her chin is the most fascinating
continued Gettone enthusiastically
Stop!" interrupted Mrs. Gettone sharp
~, rigid and red. Don't you dare say
another world Have you? Why, that
horrid sly cat would snap you up in a
minute if she ever got the chance! And
I'd just like to hear anybody dare say
that you aren't thousand times better
than that Joe Mother! I'd show them!
And if you ever dare speak to her again,
or mention either of their names to me,
III go right straight home to father'si"
Gettone retired behind his paper, and
bestowed an exultant wink upon the
villainous cut of prominent ambassador
in it. There are some diplomats
you've never met, my boy" he murmured
complacently.
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"And-and you do grumble at the
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1854 lbs.
225 lbs.
BRIGHT'S DISEASE, DIABETES
AND OTHER KIDNEY DISEASES

Irvine X. Mott, VI. d, of Cincinnati Ohio, well and
favoaby known for number of years in that city
specialist for the treatment of kidney disorders,
will be pleased correspond with persons suffering
from Brght's Disease Diabetes any Kidney trouble
whatever either in the FIRST intermediate last
DR.. Mott says, "my method arrests the disease
though it has destroyed most of the kidneys, and
preserves intact that portion not yet destroyed The
medicine | neutralizes the poison that forms a
toxine that destroys the cells in the tubes Of the
Kidneys"
DR.. Mott will give his expert opinion free those
who will send him description of their symptoms
Correspondence for this purpose should be addressed
Irvine X. Mott, NJ D., Mitchell Building, Gin
einnati, Ohio
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RHEUMATISM
Send Your Address and Get
A Dollars Worth FREE.

have sure, quick and lasting cure for Rheu-
matism. / cure 1t by means of Vibro Discs,
wonderful new appliance which is used exter-
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THE RADICAL
TREATMENT OF
KIDNEY and
HEART DISEASES

There is positively no ex-
cuse for nine-tenths of the
deaths from Bright's Dis
ease, Diabetes and Heart
Diseases.
To my personal knowledge
hundreds of valuable lives
are needlessly sacrifi c e d
every year because the at
tending physician obstinately
TEACHINGS of experience. II
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7 III E q A B Us n A Nj E
By Ellen III amly

don't word-the people queer
a baby doesn't talk they fancy he can't hear;
Now think kind?
all think the folks would find
isl going that l don't know about
still and looking wondrous
m listening little watching with
that puzzles that since
less | know what really
Uncle Tom; I'm brothers Toby Tot .;
Little Tike -; while sister calls Dot
grandma Bunch I'm mammals Little Lamb
And with Hello there Uncle Sam!"
m Little Coon" and "Darin' Sugar Pig
I'll tell her think of that, day, when am big
I'm and I'm Punch, and "Humpty Dumpy
I'm Daisy and I'm "Toddlebins, and sometimes Baby Blue
is Of a1-what that?
wouldn't give it, grandma's pussy-cat!
Ny "O1d Man ," and that provokes
| am old a months who's I'd like know
it till couldn't last night
Then, tired and screamed with all might
wondered what couldn't tell
And Wool can't be WE'LL"
And felt because such a shame
nobo would let know what really name
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Rest and Health TO Mother and child

MRS. WINSLoWS SOOTHING SYRUP has been used for
SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS OF MOTHERS for
their CHILDREN WHILE TEETHINCi with PERFECT
SUCCESS. 1t SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUNS.
ALLAYS all PAIN, CURES WIND collie and is the hest
remedy DIARRHA Sold by Druggists every of
world. Be and ask for " Mrs Wnslow's Soothing
Syrup" and take other kind. Twenty-Five bottle.
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| CURED MY RUPTURE
. Will Show You How to Cure Yours
FREE.
FREE.

helpless bedrdden for from double rupture
said would die not operated
all and cured myself by simple discovery win
mail write for it. cured and has
you. Write to-day Capt WA
Ceilings, Box 500, WATERFOWL, n. Y
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nally and draws out the poison from every part
OF the system 1t is the wonder of the age, and
ing like it, and nothing equal to it. 1t banshes
pain as If by magic, and conquers this dread
simple and convenient for home use and roots out
the acid venom so thoroughly that no relapse or
lfby testing the remedy at my expense Twill send
you, absolutely free, four of these Vibro Discs
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

The Missouri State Fair at Sedalia
week after next will be the coming at.
traction and many from this section
will take in the big show. which always
gives decided satisfaction. Many i'm.
provements have been added this year
which the visitors will be pleased to
note at the State Fair.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

A tramp called at the home of the
editor of the Kahoka Gazette. Herald and
asked for. a cake Of soap. The editor
was ashamed to have to inform the hobo
that he did not possess the much needed
article.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

Sick headathe results from q disordered
condition of the stomach and is quickly
cured by Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets. For sale by Muntzel
Drug Co.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11
GRAVE TROUBLE FOREsEEN

1t needs but little foresight, to tell,
that when your stomach and liver are
badly affected, grave trouble is ahead,
unless you take the proper medicine for
your disease, as Mrs. John A. Young, of
Clay. N. ", did. She says: ~ had neu-
ragia of the liver and stomach, my heart
was weakened, aud l could not eat.
| was very bad for a long time, but
in Electric Bitters, I found just what
I needed, they quickly relieved and
cured me-" Best medicine for weak
women. Sold under. guarantee by
Muntzel Drug Co, at Soc a bottle.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11
SPEEDY CURE.

Boils, old sores of any description,
wounds, cuts or bruises, insure a prompt
and speedy cure, DR.. Classes German
Penetrating Liniment should be used.
Sold by Muntlel Drug Co.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

A snake, bent On stealing eggs, swal.
lowed a white doorknob by mistake in a
chicken house near Darlington recently.
The knob killed the snake.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

Missouri produces eighty per cent OF
all the zinc and ninety per cent of all
the nickel mined in the United Statea.-
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

The Only Guaranteed Kidney Cure
Is smiths Sure Kidney Cure. Your
druggist will refund your .nondy If after
taking one bottle you are no satisfied
with results. BY Versailles Drug Co.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

An enterprising farmer who lives near
Aurora will build a canning factory on
his farm which will have q. capacity of
two thousand cans day. It will be
operated entirely by members Of his own
family.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

The Missouri beer inspection law has
yielded for. the state a evenue OF $751;.
262. SS for the first six months Of 1905.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

The only guaranteed kidney remedy.
Bay it-try tit costs you nothing IT 1t
fails. BY Versai les Drug Co.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

".e~. ne mad the ineuber
uIessed by Q phYaician h.fa.~
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

ill., ~. ".ai OIcah was in the
cry Wednesday night on his
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-08-11

FAMILY of hI
from Iowa 4
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
FRUITFUL FURNACES
INTENSE HEAT PRODUCES
PRECIOUS STONES.
Scientists Have Succeeded in Pluck
ino Real Diamonds and Rubies from
the CrucibIe of the Furnace.

Recent advices from France state
that Prof Moissan, the eminent sci
enlist and inventor, has actually sue
ceeded in making genuine diamonds
and rubies. He employs for this pur-
>pose the electric furnace, which has
been so improved that a degree of
heat can be produced, approaching the
extreme temperatures, which were un-
doubtedly factor in the formation of
minerals and gems in the interior of
the earth.
The rubies obtained are of large
size, weighing 10 or Is carats, and in
quality and color equal and even sur
pass those found in the earth. The
natural forces attending the formation
of diamonds seem to have been more
complicated, and so far the diamonds
resulting from the efforts of the sci
entists have been very small, but still
they are positively identified as the
carbon crystalline diamond They
are remarkably clear and bright, and
on small scale as fine specimens as
natures own product
The electric furnace has enriched
new compounds. Probably the one of
most value to mankind at large is Cal
cium Carbide. The simple applica-
ton of water to Calcium Carbide gen.
crates the gas Acetylene which is
now being commonly used for light
ing.
The peculiar merits of Acetylene
light are it's brilliance and high can
die power, ease of installation, eco
nomy and its adaptability for lighting
buildings of every description, regard
less of their location.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
STRONGER THAN MEAT.
A Judges Opinion of erape-Nuts.

gentleman who has acquired a
judicial turn of mind from experience
on the bench out in the Sunf1ower
State, writes a carefully considered
opinion as to the value OF Grape-Nuts
as food. He says:
For the past 5 years Grape-Nuts
has been a prominent feature in our
bill of fare
The crisp food with the delicious,
nutty flavor has become an indispensa-
BILE necessity in my family's everyday
life.
1T has proved to be most healthful
and beneficial, and has enabled us to
practically abolish pastry and pies
from our table, for the children prefer
Grape-Nuts and do not crave rich and
unwholesome food.
"Grape-Nuts keeps us all in perfect
physical condition-as preventive Of
disease 1t is beyond value. have been
particularly impressed by the benefi-
cial effects of Grape Nuts when used
by ladies who are troubled with face
blemishes, skin eruptions, etc. 1t
clears up the complexion wonderfully
"As to its nutritive qualities, my ex-
perience is that one small dish of
Grape-Nuts is superior to a pound Of
meat for breakfast, which is an i'm
portant consideration for anyone. 1t
satisfies the appetite and strengthens
the power Of resisting fatigue, while
Its use involves none of the disagree
able consequences that sometimes fol-
low meat breakfast" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich
There's a reason
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
AT LAST THE MEANEsT MAN.
Ladies' Will Agree Mr.. Smith Would
BE Hard to Beat

Mr. Smith and Mr.. Stubbins were
proceeding on their homeward way.
Mr.. Stubbins was extremely gloomy,
20 much so that Mr.. Smith inquired
he reason.
sob, it's nothing much-on account
of a birthday present really. My wife
and | have been married for thirty
four years, and never till now have |
missed giving her birthday present;
but this year times are SO bad that
I'm afraid she'll have to go without. y
Nonsense, mani" said Smith. Look
here. I'll give you a tip I've used
myself when money was scarce.
would tumble in my wife's jewel case,
and take some valued trinket out
When it was missed, of course, a
grand hunt was organized; but also,
of course, it never came to light
Never mind l would say to Mrs.
S., let it be a lesson to you to be
more CAREFUL but don't let it worry
you. I'll see if l can't replace it on
your birthday You see the drift +?
The rest was easy. For couple of
shillings a jeweler would polish up the
trinket till it looked like new, and put
it in a swagger satin case. And that's
the way to get joy and peace for next
to nothing, Stubby. "-London An
'swers.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
FOR HEALTH OF TROOPS.
Scientists Prepare incubation Against
Typhoid Fever

The best way to protect an army
against typhoid fever, that terrible en-
envy which it must face in both peace
and war, is doubtless by careful SAM
tation. But to apply that method sue
cessfully during the stress Of war re-
quires a veritable genius for the saw
ing of life, which no nation except the
Japanese has ever yet shown. Another
method, from which much is hoped and
which can be applied in time of peace,
SO that it's good results may be reaped
later on in time of war, is by inocula-
lion Germany has recently had
commission, composed of some Of the
nations greatest medical students, at
work upon the subject. and the find
'ngs have just been made public.
Part of this report deals with the
best methods of 'inoculation, and is
therefore technical in character, but
other parts have a wide interest. The
commission is convinced that inocu-
'ation can be carried on with no risk
to the health of the soldiers. On a
survey of all experiments that have
been made on animals and men, and
Of all practical experience that has
been gained, the commission says that
sit is impossible, even when proceed
ing with the greatest caution, to doubt
hat incubation can confer a certain
measure of protection, and that it is
urgently desirable to seek for further
Information based so far as is pos
sible on absolutely trustworthy data,
with regard to the degree and dura-
ton of the protection"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Made American Rifle Famo,.

The American rife became famor.
all over Europe after the battle of Now
Orleans, Jan. 8, 1915, where, with tbo
deadly American weapon in the hands
of Kentuckians and Tennesseeans the
English lost two-thirds of these
killed-out OF 5000 men engaged. and
the Americans six killed and seven
wounded. The English were all shot
at from sixty to forty yards distance
No wonder Wellington did not believe
the story of England's awful loss when
he heard it,
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Biggest Willow in Maine.

The biggest willow in the state is at
Norridgewock. 1t measures twenty
three feet in circumference at the base
and has a ponderous spreading top.
It's largest diameter is a little more
than eight feet. The age of the tree
is about 100 years. The tradition is
that man travelling from New Hamp'
shire on horseback stopped to give
the horse water there and stuck his
whip, which was a small willow twig
in the ground and forgot to take it
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
THE VALUE OF BREvITY.
Life Too Short for Time to Be Frit.
tered Away UseIessly.

Long visits, long stories, long es-
says, long exhortations and long pray
ers seldom profit those who have to
do with them. Life is short. Time is
short. Moments are precious Learn
to condense, abridge, and intensity
We can bear things that are dull if
they are only short We can endure
many an ache and i'll if it is over soon;
while even pleasure grows insipid and
pain intolerable if they are not con
tracted. Learn to be short Lop off
the branches; stick to the main facts
IN your case. If you pray ask for
what you believe you will receive,
and get through; if you speak, tell
your message, and hold your peace; if
you write, boil down two sentences in
to one, and three words into two
Selected
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
A Hint.

The train was just about to steam
out of the station when a forlorn in
dividual with sideboard whiskers was
bundled into a smoking carriage,
where young man sat steadily smok-
ing cigar.
The forlorn one scowled, first at the
young man, then at the cigar.
DO you know, young man." he said
in hollow voice, "that five out of
lsix people who suffer from heart trou-
BILE have brought it upon themselves
Through the filthy habit of smoking?'
Really" said the young man bland
ly. "And might / ask you, sir, if you
are aware of the fact that nine out of
ten people who suffer from black eyes
can trace the complaint to habit Of
not minding their own business?"
The forlorn one sighed deeply, but
spoke no more.-London Tit-Bits.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Made Mosquitoes Drunk.

DR.. st. George Gray of the British
West Indies says that the Culex fam
lily has a fondness for wine, like MANY
members Of other old aristocratit
families. He says: II put few mos
quitoes under bell jar, containing a
couple of drops of port wine A few
hours later l found them apparently
dead, and put them into dry bottle
Shortly afterward, they were all stag
gering about under the microscope in
most ridiculous manner-they were
drunk"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
A ChiId's Wisdom.

day was small Miss Margery, aged 4,
walking along the bluff with friend
of her mothers who had accompanied
the family on a days outing. Don't
go SO near the edge, cautioned the
child's companion, as the venture
some little one frolicked in the dam
gerous place, and as the advice was
unheeded added: "It won't be my
fault if you fall over" NO." said
blamed for Rochester Union and
Advertiser.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

II you are about to make a trip any.
where, let me know. Pleased to give
you full information as to low rates
plenty of 'em this summer-train SER
vice, etc. THE Santa Fe" trade mark
is the sign of safety, speed and ease.
G. F. WARREN,
Genl Agt., A. T. & S. F. Ry., Salt Lake
City, Utah.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
When a Pet Dies in China.

When a favorite dog, cat or other
domestic pet belonging to person
of royal rank dies in China its sor-
rowing owner has it's body Enclosed IN
a coffin Of polished oak, elaborately
carved, and buried in the amman
cemetery behind the summer palace
at Picking.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Typhoid Hard to Control.

Princely fortunes have been speh.
in an effort to check the ravages OIL
typhoid without satisfactory results,
science has labored increasingly. pu'
in vain to discover a serum winch
would alleviate the conditions when
have depopulated communities anu
swept thousands to untimely graves.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
TEA

Good tea doesn't have to
be fine; if fine, all the better.
There is but one degree Of
goodness; there are twenty
of fineness.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Specimen o. Great AUX.

Rowland Ward of London has just
sold to Continental firm for G400 a
mounted specimen of the great aux.
There are seventy known species Of
the bird in existence. Most of them
ARE In state museums.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Child Is M ature.

There is living at Recife, near Per-
nambuco, a child of five and one-half
years who is four feet and two inches
in height, and who boasts a mustache
and deep bass voice.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Rural Postman in France.

Inhabitants of the rural districts of
France may now obtain from the post
men on their rounds postal orders,
etc., and may hand them money for
deposit in the savings banks. thus
avoiding the trouble of going to the
nearest postoffice for these purposes.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
The SeIf-Possessed Bride.

One is in the habit nowadays Of
almost, jocose, laughing and smiling
and nodding to their friends! Mothers
and sisters never cry nowadays at
parting.-Lady Violet Greville in the
Graphic.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Whether tea is the most
important thing in the world
or not we want it right and
we want it steady.
Write for our knowledge Book, A. schillng q
Company, San Francisco
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
The First Worsted.

Worsted was first spun at Worsted
in Norfolk, England, in the year 1340
Stockings made of this material were
at first worn only by the common peo-
pie.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Johnny's Divorce conundrum.

It's funny about divorces" said little
Johnny to his pa. eff either party
wants to and the other doesn't, the
application will more than likely be
granted. But let both want to! Then
the court will be indignant, and deny
the plea, and have both parties indict-
ed for conspiracy Judge.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
TEA

There is a deal of comfort
and refreshment cheer and
positive JOY in a timely cup.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Raapipes From Norway.

1t is a curious fact that bagpipes
were invented in Norway and thence
imported into Scotland in period
when portion of the country fell into
Scandinavian hands.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
Buryinq Without Collins.

The custom of burying without
collins was formerly very prevalent
on the continent. A sheet was the
only covering used.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken or as
cough cure.-J. w. O'BRIEN, 322 Third Ave-
N, Minneapolis, Mimi. Jan. 6. 1900
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
TIE

Is tea generally SO bad?
1t is rather uncertain gen.
orally, there is no difficulty
in getting it good.
In every package of schilling's Best Tea is book
let: How to Make Good Tea
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
EA

Every nation has its notion
of tea.
Most families have one too.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28

USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2oz package 8
cents. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-09-28
EA

Does it pay to advertise?
Depends on circumstances.
What circumstances?
The tea and the dealing.
Your grocer returns your money If you don't like
Schilling's Best.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-05-18
BRYAN AT CHAUTAUGUA.

One Of the biggest attractions Offered
at the North DakotaC hautauqua assem-.
bly, this summer is Hon. William Jenn.
ings Bryan who will be there, Sunday
July 8. While many may not believe
the same way politically as he does, none
not even his bitterest enemies, deny his
intellectual brillancy nor his natchless
oratory. He has been the central fig
ure in American politics for ten years
and the fact that by his own persona,
magnetism be swept the national conven.
ton off it's feet, and by his eloquence
snatched from chaos an honor for which
the greatest men of the nation have
striven for years, is proof of his great
ness as a man. The opportunity to hea,
such a mar does not always sc
near the people of this state.