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Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
WEST TOWNSHEND.
Runaway Accident Monday Due to il'
Treatment OF Horse.

There was a runaway In town Mon
dav George Kent and his two SIS
ters were driving to the village, ana
evidently George was In hurry 10
get there. for he whipped the morse
continually and the beast In running
overturned the sleigh. depositing the
OCCUPANTS along the road. the sIeieh
was demolished and Miss Lizzie Kent
sustained several severe bruises. When
the horse reached the village II was
caught by some men and returned 10
George Kent. who had the pleasure
OF walking into town as a result OF
his hurry.
ROYAL Sanderson of Townshend Wis
tied his sister this week.
The Christmas exercises Monday
evening were well attended.
George Houghton of Brattleboro has
heen the guest OF c. c. Harris.
C. II. Grout has had furnace put
In to heat his store and house.
Leon and Ernest Wheeler of Spring
field We're home for Christmas.
The village school is closed this
week for the Christmas vacation.
Rev and Mrs A. E, Martin are Wis
iting at Albert Pierce's In Suffield'
Conn.
Charles Hawkins and Welcome
Blood have become employees OF w.
II. Taft
Miss winifred Garfield is taking
violin lessons from Mr. Dugan IN
Brattleboro.
Some from here attended the
Christmas concert at Townshend last
Sunday evening.
Miss Grace Morse of Brattleboro
was the guest of her sister. Mrs. Alta
Hadlock. Monday.
Miss Ethel Bristol is home from
Castleton normal school for the
Christmas vacation.
Mrs. Earl Hadlock of Medford.
Mass. is visiting her parents Mr. and
Mrs. S. o. Garfield
w, II. Taft and family returned
Tuesday from visit In Springfield
Mass and Sutfield. Conn.
Mrs. Anna Carr and Miss Hortense
Switzer attended the annual rollcall OF
the First CONGREGATIONAL church IN
Townshend Monday.
Or. f. NJ. Pond of Rutland. assisted
by local physicians. operated on Mrs
Herbert Chase last Friday. Miss Bar
den of Brattleboro is the nurse in
charge.
Mrs. G. T. Gale went to West Ches-
terrified. n. H.. this week to attend the
funeral of her aunt. Mrs. 5. l.. Stoweli,
who died Monday at the Brattleboro
Memorial hospital.
L. D. Majo and II. Bellinger drove
last week from Three Mile Bay. n.
Y. a distance of 25S miles, and are
at George Batess. They We're on the
road 10 days.
Louis Dompier of Brattleboro, Mr.
and Mrs. Harry Farnsworth of Graf
ton, Charles Dompier of Rockingham
and Miss Sadie Davidson of West
Wardsboro We're Christmas guests at
John DompierS
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
wNHM COUNTY REoRMER w. FRIDAY DEoLMDE -

son were home from Bellows Fails TOT
the Christmas festivities, They o'o''
over from Saxtons RIVER
Miss Harriet Fletcher dined at the
prooks House In Brattleboro on
christmas day. the guest OF her s's-
ter, Mrs. II. NJ. Burchard'
I II. Holmes OF Aberdeen. South
Dakota and his daughter. Miss Laura,
from brentwood. n. j.. are Visi'i"s
REV. and Mrs. Geo. ii. Baker.
The members OF the Ladies' Home
c,ub meet on Jan. 10. week from
next wednesday. with Mrs. Henry
Rand. for the annual election OF ON
GERS.
Mr. and Mrs. Allen and Irene Farms
worth. from East Jamaica. were IN
town Monday. Mrs. Allen attended the
reunion and rollcall at the Congre-
gational church.
Miss Ethel Toilette went fTiaay
evening TO Weston to visit Der sister.
Miss Toilette said she was going 10 DC
married. but her friends are not quite
40 sanguine about the matter
The teachers and students or the
seminary showed their appreciation
Of Principal Lewis and his wire by
| Christmas token-ten dollars IN money
TO be invested In whatever form OF
present they may select.
| Misses Grace and Addie Morse OF
Brattieboro were the guests OF Mrs w.
TT Eddy over Sunday. Miss Addie
went back to Brattleboro MONDAY
morning. and Miss Grace went TO Yves.
Townshend In the afternoon TO VISIT
her sister Mrs, Hadlock.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Wellman and
two children. and A. o. Wellman. from
Brookline were the guests on CHRIST
mas day of Mr.. and Mrs. ID. r. Bou-
telle. Mrs. Wellman brought with her
from Brookline lemon which she
raised from a tree In her own nome
This lemon was used for the beheit
of the party. and gave to the lemonade
| a home grown flavor not always 70 DC
| found I'm the drink that cheers but
| does not inebriate.
The clerk Of the first fire district. w
II Miles. has posted the notice for the
annual meeting Of all the legal voters
OF the district at the town nan tues
day evening. Jan. 2. at O'Clock: 70
transact the following business: Eiec'
moderator: hear the reports OF the OF
ficers: elect officers for the year ensu-
ing: 10 see what action II any. the volt
ers will take relative to securing a
water supply for fire protection: "a
see what money. II any. the voters
will raise: to transact any other busi-
1
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
A New Cure for Rheumatism.

To all who suffer with Rheumatism l viii
gladly send free the golden story OF
new home remedy that has cured thousands,
together with the most elaborate and ex-
haustive treatise on Rheumatism ever pub
lished
may be- active or chronic, local or general,
frequent, rare. prolonged, or short attacks
whether muscular, infammatory, deformant,
sciatic, neuralgia, govt. lumbago, ete:-no
matter how many so-called sure cures you
have tried-no matter how many doctors
have failed in your case--no matter how APP
parently beyond the reach of cure you NAV
seem, write to me and hear my golden
story ,,-,.--,,..
/ appeal especially to the "chronieally
IN who are wearied and DISCOURAGED with
ssdoctoring'' and TO those who have been
cast aside as ''incurable." All you have
thought about rheumatism may be wrong.
Write me today tomorrow never comes
and learn for yourself the claims | make.
Send no money, not even stamp. simply
VICTOR RAINBoLT.
Bloomfield, Ind.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
BASKETBALL on THE JUMP
eRATTLE6oRo HIGH SCHOOL
BOYS VS.. TowNsHEND LOCALS.
Play Fastest Game on Townsne"o
Records-Good Attendance. cons'd'
CRADLE Enthusiasm and Good oame
Tho Score-Othsr News.


Those who went over to Seminary
hall Friday evening expecting 10 VIII
ness a fast game were not disappoint-
ed. Basketball was played ON the
jump from start TO finish ana tne
Brattleboro high school boys made the
locals give a good account OF them.
selves. Some say 1t was the fastes.
game ever seen here. and certainly
there was nothing slow about II ex-
cent when time was called once or
twice during the play. There was
some roughness which In so fast
and hard a game Is not strange. ana
there were more fouls than the game
demands.
The visitors seemed to suffer more
In this respect, as their Interpretation
of the rules differed somewhat from
that of the officials Ober threw goals
from 4 of the II called against them.
while none OF the against the locals
resulted in goal. During the first part
OF the game. Brattleboro made GOOD
gains on her dribble play. but the To-
Gals soon caught on and broke IL up.
One Of the prettiest goals OF the game
was made by Brattleboro from ONE
handed throw by Everleth. For the
locals. Culver made clever basket
from near the middle of the hall. The
team work of the seminary was de-
cidedly better than in the first game
and COMPARED favorably with the form
of last years team. Phillips put up
an especially strong game at lett
guard. 1t was anybody's game up TO
the call of time. although at the emu
of the first half the score was IA TO
8. in favor of Townshend. In the Sec
ond half the teams changed balls US
ing the ball of the Brattleboro team
which was considerably softer than the
one used during the first half AS
result. Brattleboro almost tied the
score in the first part OF the second
half before the locals adjusted the
combination for any count. There was
good-sized crowd present and con-
siderable enthusiasm. especially whei,
the score was close 1t was goou
game. and especially gratifying 10
those who remembered the game OF
last year when Brattleboro won by a
single point.
Score: 24-16, The summary:
IT. r. & b. III. S.
Ober, r.f. LIZ feacil
stone. III. re-, Barber
Culver. C C.. braso ~
Osgood. rig. L. ENerle.h
Phillips, lg. H. smith
Score: l.. G.. S. "a. B. II. S. 10; goals
from floor. Everleth Z, Stone 3. Cul-
yer 8. Ober 2. Phillips 2, Peach: goals
from fouls. ODER 4; fouls on l. G' ). d
on b. II. S. IL; referee and umpire.
Phelps timer and scorer Il. X. Gull
yer.
The l.. G. S. team plays this evening
against Y. NJ. C. U. of Springfield W
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
RUTLAND RAILROAD Time TABLE.

(,orrected to Oct 9th, 1905. Trains leave
Bellows Falls as follows: Daily except sun
DAYS unless otherwise noted
GOING NORTH.
$50 a. m.-Mixed for Rutland and inter
mediate stations, connecting with
train for Burlington.
70 100 noon-Mal for Rutland, Burlington
and St. Adams.
2,3O D. m.-Green Mountain Flyer for Rut-
land, Burlington, Montreal Malone,
Ogdensburg and st. Adams. Pullman
Parlor Car for Burlington and Mont
real.
GAS p. m.-Local Express for Rutland,
Burlington and intermediate stations.
1I:3O D. m-Night Express Daily for
Montreal and the West. For Ogdens-
burg and Ottawa. Daily except Sun
day. Through sleepers for st. Hya-
cinthe.
Cos a. m.-Sundays only. Passenger for
Rutland and Burlington.
Trains arrive at Bellows Falls from the
North:
2:25 a. might Express Daily.
s.12 A. m-Local from Rutland.
/ .O5 D. m.-Sundays only from Rutland.
/ 100 D. m.-Mail from Burlington.
3:35 D. m.-Green Mountain Flyer.
6 40 D. m.-Mixed from Rutland.
GEO. T. JARVIS, General Manager.
CT. DAILY, Pass. Traffic Manager.
c. A. NIMMO, General Pass. Agent.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
The Opinion of an Expert Poultry
Breeder.

Poultry breeders who have gained
the reputation for the reliability of
their stock either for exhibition or for
general purposes are the ones whose
example is well worth following. c.
A. Browning of Apponaug. r. l.. is
such a one, and what he says about
Poultry Food is therefore of especial
interest and value. Il have found
Pages Perfected Poultry Food to be
first-class article. i feed 1t the
year round Chicks need ii when they
are growing; pullets need ii when they
are laying. and later. during the moult-
ing period. il is a great help
ANY one sending his address on a
postal card TO c. s. Page. Hyde Park.
VT. and mentioning this paper. will
receive by mail. free. postpaid. SAM
ple package of Pages Perfected Poul'
try Food
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
A Profitable Poultry Investments

Any Poultryman having w
money which he wishes to ii
itably will read with interest
lowing letter from s. w. PeaslO\\
Windsorville. Me-. Il keen one hum
dred hens and have used Pages psr-<
fected Poultry Food for five years.
/ consider 1t a very profitable invest
ment."
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29

the church vestry. followed by pleas.
Ing entertainment In the evening.
Rev. and Mrs. J. H. Bennett went to
Amherst. Mass. Christmas day to
visit their son. Mr.. Bennett will re-
turn this week. but Mrs. Bennett will
remain some time and expects TO visit
her daughter. Mrs. Kenworthy. at
Hampden. Mass. before her return.
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
BROOKLYN e.

Albert Derry of Cambridgeport Wis
tied at Sidney Derry's last week.
]. G.. Martin of Manchester was at
the Mineral Spring plant Christmas.
Miss Clara Pierce closed her school
and spent Christmas at her home in
Belchertown. Mass.
Mrs. Clarence Blodgett with her
children spent Christmas week with
friends in Springfield. Mass
Among the Christmas family gath
erings was that at A. NJ. Marsh's. Miss
Cassia Marsh and Wilson Winchester
came from Newfane and Norman G.
Marsh. ir.. from Grafton.
A. o. welman spent Christmas with
his daughter. Mrs. Don Boutelle. in
Townshend. A. C. Wellman and fam
lily were also invited guests for
Christmas at the same place.
The family of T. NJ. Allbee were
gathered home for Christmas: Guy
Allbee and family of Hardwick: Mr..
and Mrs Park Holland and daugh-
ter of Townshend and DIR. and Mrs.
Harry Martin of Northampton. Mass:
with Perley and Mark Allbee of this
town. Hugh Allbee. their son in Mich
igan. was not able to be present.
Eighteen in number partook of the
choice refreshments offered at n. w.
Lawrence's Christmas day. Out-of-
town guests were DR.. and Mrs. f. j.
Headle and Mr.. and Mrs Earl Dean
of Bellows Falls: Mr. and Mrs. ]. A.
Shattuck and Miss Myrtle Dean of
Saxtons River: Miss Nav Lawrence of
Springfield and Almon Dean and Mr..
Shattuck of South Londonderry.
The most pleasant. safest and best remedy to
use Cor Coughs, Colds. Group. NhoOping Cough
etc. Is Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar. This
remedy eSpels all cold from the system by acting
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
Raj. ROADS.
CENTRAL VERMONT RAIL WAY.
SOUTHERN DIVISION.
Corrected to October 9, 1905.


Subject to change without notice.
Trains leave Brattleboro as follows:
523 a. M, Daily for Springfield, week days
for New York.
725 a. M. Week days for New London; con
meets at Millers Falls for Troy; at Pal
mer for Boston. ,
7.5O n. M. Week days for South London
derry 49,,
GOT a. M, Week days for Springfield and
New York.
1918 A. M, Week days for New London,
connecting for Boston via Millers rams or
Palmer. 80,
2.23 p. M, Week days for Springfield and
New York.
40 D. M, Week days for New London and
New York via Norwich Line steamer
connects at Palmer for Boston.
4.23 D. M, Daily for Springfield and New
York.
5.45 D. m, Week days for South London
j. L. BENTLEY,
General Passenger Agent, st. Adams
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29
a MEETING a la erattIeboro.

The meeting of the trustees of Le-
land and Gray seminary was held on
Wednesday evening. Owing to the
fact that the heating apparatus at the
Academy building was in a stage Of
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29

The most pleasant. safest and best remedy to
use Cor Coughs, Colds. Group. whcOping Cough
efc. i Kenneiy's Laxative Honey and Tar. This
remedy cHpels all cold from the system by acting
As cathsrtic on the bowels. Sold by George f.
Greene
Windham County reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1901-1906, 1905-12-29

SUBSCRIBE FOR THE ReFoRmER
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
APPLE SIIORTCAKES.

Make a paste as follows; Sift -four
cupfuls Of pastry -four and four tea
spoonfuls Of baking powder together
very thoroughly with two tablespoon
fuls Of powdered sugar and half
teaspoonful Of salt With the finger
tips work in a cup OF butter and two
cups Of milk, Roll out lightly without
touching it more than is necessary,
Bake fifteen minutes in a moderately
hot oven. when done, cut into indi-
v.dual sizes with a biscuit cutter split,
butter and spread each piece with Il
strained apple sauce and serve with
whipped cream. These are very dele.
jous also whom made with preserves or
any fresh crushed fruit.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
aPedlareer of "Fou,n

II any Lsndoner crawling up to
business by train or tram through the
fog turned his idle mind to wonder
ing why 1t WAS called fog" he would
probably decide that IL could not have
been called anything else. "Fog" is
It's obvious name, Yet there is much
speculation among philologists on
this point. DR.. Murrays Dictionary
suggests an interesting pedigree. Az
far back az the fourteenth century
"fog" meant aftergrsss, the rank grass
that sprang up after hay harvest or
grew in the winter, while IN the north
It meant moss. Then "foggy' came to
mean boggy; next It was used to
mean bloated or puffy, Of the flesh OF
men or animals, and, finally, as ap-
piled to ale or air, 1t meant thick,
and our modern fog was derived back
from this "foggy." Skeat, however,
goes straight to the Danish fog" as
In "snee fog" snowstorm, from
"fyge," to drift. The worst OF Lon.
don fogs is that they do not drift fast
enough.-London Chronicle.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
(Myg Ch0IEBr0wa

To be a successful wife, 70 retain the
love and admiration of her husband,
should be woman's constant study.
At the first indication Of ill-health,
painful or irregular menstruation,
headache or backache, secure Lydia e,
. Pinlkham's Vegetable Compound and
begin its use.
Mrs. Chas. F. Brown, Vice-President
Mothers Club, 2l Cedar Terrace, Hot
Springs, Ark, writesi
Dear Mrs. Pinrham;--
"For nine years dragged through miser-
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and falling OF the womb, and worn out with
pain and weariness. oneday noticed a state.
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had been CURED by Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
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At the end OF three months was a different
woman Every one remarked about il, and
my husband fell In love with me all over
again. Lydia K. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound built up my entire system, cured the
womb trouble, and | felt Ike new woman.
/ am sure IL will make every suffering woman
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Women who are troubled with pain
full or irregular menstruation, back
ache, bloating Tor fatulencch leueol-
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that bearing-down feeling, dizzi.
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L. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02


Barrie, at last accounts, had receiv'
ed more than 9250.OOo,OOO from his
plays.
There are sixty.four shops In Berlin
in which nothing but horseassh Is
sold.
The prize duellist Of Paris, N.
Rouzier- Dorcieres, has fought In ssV'
enteen combats and arranged lis for
others.
Nearly 100000 new cases were
brought before the county courts OF
England, the so-called poor name
court" last year,
1t is predicted that by the year 1000
from 200 to 800 new Foods will be at
mans service.
A total Of $4,000, 100000 passed
through the London Clearinghouse
last year.
An average OF thirty-ive prisoners
annually are lashed at the whipping
post in Delaware, In England last
year out OF some 1900 criminals who
felt the laws severity only nine were
sentenced to be whipped.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
To clean fat-lrons rub them on green

To clean Aat-irons rub them on green
tedar.
Clean your cooking utensils with
piece Of soft red brick,
Wash your stove with vinegar before
polishing, and mark the result.
Brown paper moistened in vinegar
will polish your tins undl they shine
like silver.
Clean brass with powdered bath.
brick and damp flannel and after.
ward polish with dry brick dust and n
leather. This is the cheapest brass pol.
tsh and quite effectual.
A jug mop made by mailing a dozen
little bits of linen or cotton rag on the
point Of a stick, is a great help in
washing jugs which are too small for
the hand to be inserted.
To prevent wooden bowls from
cracking, immerse them in cold water,
then set over the fire, bring to the boil
ing point, and let boil for an hour, and
Llon't take them out until the water has
gradually cooled,
Paint spots on glass can be removed
by moistening with a strong solution
bf sodN-the common kitchen variety.
This will soften them, when they can
be rubbed off, and the glass should
then be rubbed with alcohol
A soothing drink for a sore throat
that is recommended, is made Of
pint Of barley water brought to a boil
over a hot fire, TO which is added, while
stirring until dissolved, one ounce Of
the best gum arabic. Sweeten to taste.
To clean the ivory handles Of knives,
mix ammonia and olive oil in equal
parts, and add enough prepared chalk
TO make paste. Rub the ivory with
this, and let dry before brushing OF.
Several applications may be necessary.
Stains made by dipping candle grease
kand such ugly things are the penalty
one pays for these ornamental adjuncts
TO the dinner table, may be removed by
placing a piece Of blotting paper over
the spots and pressing with a hot iron.
This applies to stains In fabrics.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02

The readers ofthis paper will be pleasedto
learn that there Is at least one dreaded dis-
ease that science has been able 10 cure In ali
itsstRges, and that 10 Catarrl Halls CRtarrh
Cure is the only positive cure nov known to
the emedical fraternity, Catarrh being a oon-
stitutiona disease, requires Il constitutional
treatment Halls CatarrACurois is taken inter-
nslly, acting directly upoat the blood and mu-
coussuriaces Of the sy5tom, thereby destroy
ingthe foundation ofthe disease, aud giviRy
the patient strength by building up the cen
stitution aud assisting nature In doing its
work. TheproprietorS hayo 50 much faith in
its curative powers that they oIer One Hun
dred DollArsforaly case that II fails to cure.
Send for fist OF testimonials, Address
+. j, CHENEY 4 Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for constlpaAoa
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
MAPLE CUSTARDS.

Beat FIVE eggs until a spoonful cah
be lifted without stringing. Add one
half cup of maple syrup, saltspoonful
Of salt, stir well, then add three cups
Of milk and strain into mould or in
dividual cups. Wet the inside Of the
cups with cold water, The hot water
in the pan in which the custards are
set to bake should not boil after baking
is begun.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
SQUASH FRITTERs.

Add a cupful Of milk to two oil
canned or freshly boiled winter squash;
with this mix two beaten eggs, tea
spoonful of salt, little pepper and
heaping teaspoonful of baking powder.
Drop by tablespoonfuls into hot lard
and fry, Serve with sweet or sour
sauce as preferred.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
SPICE PUDDING.

One-half cupful Of granulated sugai,
half a cup Of butter, one cupful Of mo-
lasses, two teaspoonfuls Of cinnamon
and one Of cloves, one cup of boiling
water, in which has been dissolved a
teaspoonful Of baking powder Beat
well together, then add two cupfuls Of
-four, and, lastly, four well-beaten eggs.
Steam, and when done serve with an
egg sauce.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02

The United States is the largest con-
sumer Of tin in the world, but derives
its supplies from the Straits Settle
ments, from Banka, and other Euro.
pean sources. Only q few hundred
pounds Of tin are mined in this coua.
try,
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
CAREFUL OF HER MANNERS.

Sunday School Teacher-"What! Is
1t possible that you have never heard
the story Of Cain and Abel yet?"
Little Elsie-"Of course. l haven't
My mamma says it is bad manners 10
Dry into other peoples family affairs
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
SWEET POTATO sOuFFLE.

Peel six mediumslZed sweet pota'
toes, cut into dice and line the bottom
of a buttered dish; sprinkle with brown
sugax and drop over it bits Of putter'
next a layer of potatoes, then sugar
and butter and so on till the dish is
full and the sugar layer is on top Bake
and serve hot.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
SOMETHING STILL LACKING.

Nordy-"We've got our church choir
screened Off so as not to be seen from
the auditorium at ALL"
Butts-"Ah, choir invisible, eh?'
Nordy-"Nes; but not inaudlble, You
can still hear 'em Quaweling. ."-Hous'
'on Chronicle.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02

Make any tea biscuit batter and rol,
Dut fiji about a half inch thick; spread
thickly with grated cheese, sprinkle
with cayenne pepper, a little salt ana
some bits Of butter, Roll tightly, cue
from the end, jelly-cake fashion, ana
bake. Serve hot or cold.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
TERMS

"Now, me good man. said the pomp.
Gus stranger, who had signed Wis
count Hardcastle, London" ON the reg.
lister, what are your terms here"
Cash in advance" replied the
shrewd hotel clerk, promptly. .--Des
Moines News.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
EQUALLY GOOD.

Butts-'T hear Bilkins is married.
Nordy-"Yes; and he need never
work again."
Butts-''Married an heiress, did he"
Nordy-"No; he married a dress.
maker,"-Houston Chronicle.
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02
CAUsE AND EFFECT.

Miss Knox-"I saw him flirting with
a girl once, and he's a married man."
Mr. Smart-"Yes that's the way it
goes. If fellow gives girl the least
encouragement she'll marry him.
Philadelphia Press. %
The new enterprise., 1905-03-02

Just before he left the Pension Office,
Commissioner Ware was asked for a
recommendation by watchman. This
is what Ware wrote: Dear Jackson
If you are not in Heaven when get
there, III fix it to have you trans.
ferred."