The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1905-02-09
Humorous

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Ells-Whst nice hair Bella has. stei-
la-Wsll, q woman 10 q fool TO buy an
inferior artdcls-Town Topics
The LAdy-Thst isn't the same story
you told me before The Besgzr-No'
LADY: you didn't bslisvs The other ons-
-KL
Hs-Can't we just quietly separsh
without getting q formal dirorcef enc
But I'm already engaged 10 anotnef.
Life.
is your wife eeonomicaiT fery.
She can nx over a ten-dollar bat Tor
sl5 20 IL viii look just A. good a.
new one."-Puck
Big Brother-Sow. willie. you must
dive me the larger half OF the apple
because mamma says We musin "
rreedy-Hsrpers Bazaar
How are you ma king out In wnuns
for the maga zinesY' Just holding my
own. They send me back as much AZ
1 send them."-Detroit Free Press
Uncle Josh-'Most every of5ciai that
amounts TO anything has to Ole an an
nusl report. Uncle Hiram-fes' an
guess that's about all some Of EN- 90.
Puck.
Tourist say. guide. what does inst
memorial stone commemorate GUIDE
| put IL there. II was upon that spot
a tourist once gave me i've francs.
T1t-Bits.
Meekly-Yes, we're going 70 move 70
lswamphurst. Doctor-But the climate
there may disagree with your VIE
Meekiy-It wouldn't dare,-Philadsi-
phis Press
i Nell-Mr Krammerer Ia so Eino- NJ
said / took very pretty and very ar
tistic picture Bell-lndeeo; Ana
whose picture did you take. deari-
Philadelphia Ledger
LAdy-yery healthy place. is III
Haze YOU any idea what the death
: rate ia heref Caretaker-WeA- num-
; ! can't 'Lsctly say; but It's about ons
apiece all round-Punch-
r Mrs. smith-rd Ike 10 sell you
, ticket. air. We're getting up a rans
> for a poor sailor. Mr. Krusty-Not 70
. me. / wouldn't know what 70 DO Win
? sailor IL / won him--EI
e Most divorces are caused by very
g common mistake" What is its'
MANY a man IN love only with dim
: Ole or q curl makes the mistake OF mar
9 rying the whole giri"-Life.
clarnda-Arenr you allowed to
: keep a dog In your new nstf Flcrinda
we had TO give Fido away. but
: lack had his dear little bark put In
our phonogrs ph.-Journsl Amussnt
J. Idx-Are they really 50 richf May
should ssy 50. When they slipped
several spoons and ssucers Into tneif
grips the hotel clerk said IL was mere
liy the souvenir hobby.-chicsgo News
II -Hesrensr- exclal4aed the nrst moth.
a here's a fine prospect Of starving 10
e desthr How sof- inquired the 9TH
"a Or one. There's nothing in this box
4 we're locked up in but a bathing-suit
% l-Ex-
X Miss Pzssay-you may sneer at pet
IL dogs. but they're faithful. anyway
II I'd rather KISS a good dog than some
n men. Mr.. sharpe-well. well. some
v men are born lucky.-Philadelphia
IL Ledger.
Is Edith-Is II true. Dolly. that Larkin
d Kissed you before he picked you Up In
that runaway Dolly-YeS, dear you
IL know be is studying to be DOCTOR
n and that was first aid to the injured
n Chicago Record Herald
" Photographer-I would suggest that
8. you relax the features little and as
n sumo a more pleasing expression MIS-
In y,ck Semi suppose can do II II you
be insist. but l can tell you right now u
to won't look like me.-Chicago Tribune
what" asked the female-sunraSs
ut adyocste with the square chin has
OF become OF our manly meny Some
e. of them" replied the meek and iowiy
C. citizen. have married womanly WON
re en-. and are now engaged In raising
Id childish children. News
at Uncle George have read your ard
Gle over, and | must say II shows .
great deal OF originality. Arthur
ThankA I'm sure. / nattered my self
q there were some ideas In It Uncle
n Georre-I was not speaking OF the
I'd composition. but of the spelling
Boston Transcript
IT IL was on the old camp ground
ny -Paxs de hat suggested Bruddah
whestly. But the parson raised bis
Do hand. mo. sah." be shouted "derel
re be no hats about It. Pass un box
&c wild a chain to It. De last time hal
ey wa, IA ssed around hesh II nevsh came
ay back. and | had to so home osrehead
M ed.--Chicsgo News.
ST 81 must have a new gown and coal
ay n once Great thunderaton- WON
be an. how can you ask for gown ans
II coat when you have to testify In N,
II bankruptcy hearing next week T =
an umply have to have them DO yos
~ think can face the people In tbs
II courtroom when l am wearing my old
in clothes Y'-Indianspolis Sun.
he Fond Mother-You win be year
old tomorrow. Willie. and want &
.-,xa Won a real birthday treat. Tel