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The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
Bad Acting Tosses Off
Mohawk Stakes
at Saratoga.
WINNER ON RAIL
Kehailan and Angler
Go Half a Mile and
Then Stop.
Special Dispatch to The Call.

NEW YORK, Aug. las regards the
weather. nothing could have been more
favorable Cor racing to-day. The track
has become fast, which materially aided
the players of form. Palm Tree won the
Mohawk stakes after a drive with Ga
mara. The latter ran all around his
field, while Palm Tree was on the rail all
the way. A furlong from home Gamara
had the race won, but he swerved all
over the track and Palm Tree beat him
out. Jennie McCabe was a poor third.
Kehallan ran only half a mile when he
gave I'D and the same can be said of
Angler. Summary:
FIRST RACE-Five and half furIongs;
for two-year-olds; purse:
Betting. Horse Weight. Jockey. st. q. Fin.
to 1-Ktnleydale, ia CIV. W.Dvs)a1 1.
40 TO 1-Masterson. ia Dusan) 5 h
Pine Mme, Los 20 Start poor. Won handily.
Xela. Jerry Weinberg. Snow, Garouses. Bur,
nett. La Sorcere and General Haley finished
as named.
SECOND RACE-Mile; for thres-year- -olds
and up: selling:
.16 to 6-Greencrest, 100 CKnapp) i 1efA1 2
.15 to t-UncIe grigh. III !Mphy2 81 22,
Time. f:421-5. Start poor won easily.
Winner, Mrs. NJ e. Lyles br. c. by Gold Crest
Ethel Green. Ascot Belle. Fustian. Waswift,
Henry Burt. Exclamation, Gay Lothario, So
noma Belle. Sunlight and Old England finished
as. named.
. THIRD RACE-Five and half furlongs; for
maiden fllios: two-year-olds; PURSE
s15Pg Il ra0Eis HERS we Msgst ggss,J Jockey St Fin
6 to 5-PerVerse, 112 (ReideD. -. 1152
to 1-BivS9ac. 112 CIV, Davis 9 u 35
Time. los 40. Start fair. Won easily.
Winner. F. r. Htchcocks b. +. by Meddler-
Handspun. Hester w, Commune, Caprice,
Royal China. Yaiagal and Astraca finished as
named.
FOURTH RACE-Ons and an eighth miles;
the Mohawk selling stakes; three -year-olds:
Z to 10-Gamara. se C&cDanialJ. 2 So "a
II to Jennie McCabe. Baird h IS
Time, 1:55. Start fair Won easily. Win
Saranaco Angler, Kehailan and F'leur de Ma
rie finished as named.
FIFTH RAcE-one mile; three-year-olds
Betting Horse. Weight. Jockey. St q. Fin.
13 to 5-Pretension. 1o5 Burnsl.. / 1412
8 TO Colonial Girl, 126 GKnpp) 2 8 1872 2
e Time. .1:41 Start good. Won easily win
ner. ]. A. Benefits b. g. by Orifamme-V Vanity.
Blandy. Hunio. Judge Hines and Inferno. fin
ished as named.
SIXTH RACE-sfx turiongs maiden three
year-olds and up; purse:
Betting. Horse Weight; Jockey. st. y, Fin.
to Pioneer. 107 SHAW ...... 18 SO
6sto Grand Duchess, 1860. .Mrtn) 8 8 n
Time, i rs 10. Start poor: Won easily Win
ner, H: P. Whtney's br. g. by Hamburg
Conquest John Lescalle, Agent and Maximilian
finished named
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
LATONIA ENTRIES.

CINCINNATI, Aug. FOLLOWING are
the entries for tomorrow at Latonia:
First race. six and a half furlongs, selling
All Scarlet 93 Happy Jack II SO. Midnight
Minstrel %, Oman ] "a, Danube 95, Frivol 95,
Lady Lou 95 The Laurel 100. Joe Vail 102
saronola 103 strader los. Nansard 1o5. Della
goa 107.
Second race mile, selling-Thora Lee 96
Florizel 90 San Reno 1O2, Western Duke 104
King Ellsworth los.
Third race five furlongs, purse-Dr. WindeH
81 Henry Hentricks 100 Orbcular 100, Rolla
100, Agnolo 100 Leigh Pacolet 100. Leta Duffy
1O2. Sister Frances 1G7 Zienap 107, Two Bills
40.
Fourth race, mile and fifty yards. handicap
Intense So White Plume 1o3, Tartan so Bran
cas- 1o1 Coruscate 103, Alma Dufour 11S. (Cou-
PIE Intense and White Plume. Moore entry.)
Fifth race handicap steeplechase, short
course-Bluemint 130. Dunning 125, Gus Straus
1s7, Ohio King 125, Kilmorie 13os John E.
owens I3o Couple Dunning and 8us straus
Corrigan entry.)
Sixth race mile and an eighth, selling
Grand Vitesse So Federal 81, Safety Light
81 Cardinal Wolsey 50. Helgerson 95 Joe Ross
80. Annie Williams 9s, Fonsoluca 100.
Weather clear: track fast.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
FORT ERIE SELECTIONS.

BY the New York Morning Telegraph.
First race The Triher, Dorothy
DOdd, Fade Meny.
Second race-Ohiyesha, Colonel Bron-
stOn, TichimingO.
Third race-Oro Viva, MafaIds, Plan
taEenet.
Fourth race-Rreol<lyn, Lou Wood,
Lee King.
f. Fifth race birmingham, Henry
Waring, Stoessel.
Sixth race-rhc Don, Mezzo, Colonist.
Seventh race-JOlFy Witch, Golden
Flower, Santa. LAnn.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
SARATOGA SELECTIONS.

BY the New York Morning Telegraph
First race-BroadcfOth, FUniculaire,
Prince Hamburg.
Second race-GoId Van, Maiden, Rus
sell Sage.
Third rnce-Mabel Richardson, Sir
Ralph, Joe I.esser.
Fourth race-Edna Jackson, Running
Water, Curiosity.
Fifth race-Au Revoir, Broomstfci<,
Eusenfa Burch.
Sixth race-opticisn, Youth. Jessa-
mine.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
sAMUELsON BEATS LAWSON
AND ANNEXES $500 PURSE
Salt Lake Bicycle Rider Has too Much
Speed for the Buffalo
Crack.

SALT LAKE, Aug. 1.-W- E. Sam
uelson Of Salt Lake defeated Iver Law
son of Buffalo, N Y, here tonight in a
match mile bicycle race for purse Of
$500. Lawson, who won the worlds 8
champion title in London last year.
tried hard to win from second position,
but Samuelsons sprint could not be
overcome. The fastest time was 1857.
Lawson will leave tomorrow for New
York, where he rides in Madison Square
Garden next week.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
Falls From Motor Cycle.

William Steinrhann of Alt Tehama
street was badly bruised about the face
and body yesterday as the result of a
fall from motor cycle. He was riding
along Laguna street, near Hayes,
when his machine broke and he was
thrown heavily to the curbstone. He
was treated by Dr. r. c. Hill at the
Central Emergency Hospital.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
Indiana Politician Dead.

GREENSBURG. Ind. Aug. I.-Wu-
liam Gumback. formerly Lieutenant
Governor of Indiana and well Known a q
an author, politician and lecturer. CJied
to-day at his home here He was born
In Indiana In 1929 and practiced law
mere the greater part OF his life He
was elected to Congress in 1884
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
INDIANA BANKER TO SPEND
NEXT EIGHT YEARS IN JAIL
Walter Brown Must Now Pay Penalty
for Aiding In Misappropriation
of Euuda

CHICAGO. Aug. 1.-Walter Brown,
q banker Of Elkhart, IND. failed to-day
to secure from the United States Cir
cult Court Of Appeal a reversal of
Judgment Of the District Court of In
diana AS a result Brown will be
forced to go to Jail for eight years. He
was convicted of abetting Justis L.
Broderick, president of the Indiana Ma
tional Bank OF Elkhart, Ind, in the
misappropriation of funds and credits
of the bank.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
LATONIA SELECTIONS.

BY the New York Morning Telegraph.
First race-DcIaEOa, Mansard, Oma J.
Second race-Western Duke, san
Reno, King Ellsworth.
Third race-Zienap, AgnoIO, Two
Bills.
Fourth race-MoOre entry, Alma Du-
four, Tartar.
Firth race-B1ue Mint, Corrigan entry.
Sixth rhce-Fedcral, Joe Ross, Hell
HerSon.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
Washington Makes It Three
in Row When Tom Hughes
Blanks Detroit Tigers
GIANTS CLOUT OVERALL !.
STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
AMERICAN LEAGur.

NEW YORK. Aug 1--OEth pttchs6 an az
cellent game for New York to-day Battery
errors BY Moore gave the homo team the lead
IN the nth. which resulted IN the dsfsar x =
Cleveland by a score Of to 2 Attsndaacss =
1000. Score: r. r. n
Cleveland .....,.....4...........3 s..
BatteTieI-iroors and Beais: ortS and No.
WASHINGTON. Aug r-Detrois to-day T.
dropped the third straight game to- Washing. !.
ton by their inability to hit Hughes With nsa "
on bases. Attendance. s4ooS Score: -, E:
Washington .........,...........-.t q
afte Embellishments and Hsydon: po1ov,u +
Phi PHiLADEIPH1A. T Aug. 1:-Pniladslphsa 20.
tenth inning on a home run HI. By TsErT psc'
Wis. Attendance. $500 Score. 'H. Y.
Chicago ;,;.--.-----. s:---''.--
Battsrtss~Aitrock and saIiiiyaas>> Hsaisy..
Bender and schreck. :'::..,
postponed; rain. -:
NATIONAL LEAGUE. -
ST LOUIS. Aug 1.--Boston took to-dsy~E
game from the locals. Ths visitors batte6
Thielman hard throughout ths game. ~Eii4.
Frazer was effective in all but oas Inning. :.
Attendance. 1900. score: r.. Il. 3, :;
sos,d5 s., dSui'; 30 = 3 E.
Batteries-Thielman and Gradyj Fraser and !:
Moran Umnire-Illem. -"
eight straight from Cincinnati to-day By tax.
ing the final game OF the series. AttendaHc%.
400. Score: r. H. 2.
Cincinnati .....s..:. ........... d q
New York. .ss ..........s. 10 Ia >.
Batteries-OveraT and Street,. Taylor and
Bresnahen UmpireS-Johnstore and c'psy; =
CHICAGO. Aug. The Iocals had a lead OF
to for six innings. when the visitors coma
menced pounding WeimeY four hits ~+th'
pass and a long ny giving them thres runs:
They tied the score on the ninth on two singles
and a. pair OF triples and won In the eleventh.
Kruger leading Off with a three bagger and ::
scoring on Dooin's- long fly Attendance. $500
Score r., II. E..
GnicdBO y II
PHILADELPHIA '......................T II =
Batteriss-Weimer and king; Sparks CoHrl-
dOn Pittinger and Doom. UmpiEe-BauSewfns. q.
PITTSBURG. Aug. l. - PSttsbuFs- Brooklyn ,
game postponed: rain.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
PORTLAND.
SUMMARY.

Sacrifice hits-Stahley. Corbett 2. Hogan,
'Devereaux, Gates 2. First base on arrors-
Oakland 2, Portland 2. First base on called
balls-Of Iberg l. off Essick 1. Left .on
bases-Oakland T. Portland 8. Struck out
BY Iberg 6, by Essick 3. Hit by pitcher
Devereaux. Double play-Essick to Atz to-
Van Buren, Time of game-Two hours Ave
minutes. Umpire-Bray.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02

Ex-JUsTICE PEACE INSANE. - For,,s-
yusIce OF the Peace Gottlieb c. Grozinger, who
iived at l3O Ellis street. was declared insane
oy the Commissioners and yesterday eorsn,it
teu 70 Agnews Asylum. Overwork was said 10
Dc tue cause OF the barrister's condition.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
'CRAY STREAK"
GOES UP IN AIR
Mrs. Frank Foster Races Him
Off His Feet and He Fin.
ishes Away in the Rear
STALLS OFF MAFALDA
Big Crowd Carries Home a
Lot of the Wise Bookies'
Coin at Fort. Erie Track
Special Dispatch to Tn. Call.

BUFFALO, Aug. 1.-Six good races, all
of which resulted except the last in close
finishes. were run off at Fore Erie to-
day. The weather was clear and the
track fast, the crowd large and betting
heavy. No long shots won to help out
the books and they got the worst of the
wagering.
A handicap at six and half furlongs
was the feature of the programme and
that sturdy, honest and game little mare
Mrs. Frank Foster. was the winner Of
1t. With her usual quick breaking she
went to the front, raced the Gray
Streak" Don Domo off his feet and had
enough left to stall off Mafalda, and Pipe.
Don Domo. the favorite, went all to
pieces and finished fourth in q field OF
five. Summary:
FIRST RACE-seven furlonss: three-year-
olds; selling:
Betting. Horse, Weight. Jockey. st. & Fin
to 5-Norwood Ohio o6 100 ,GdnF9 MnF0} il q
Time. 1;28 Start good. Won driving.
winner, Mrs. D. D; Rogers, b. g. by Gallantry-
tie Red, Prestige, Doc Wallace. scarecrow.
Itaska, finished as named.
SECOND sRACE2Five .furlongs: two-year-
@ Bettiins. Horse. Weight, Jockey: St y Fin.
10 to ~ F, loo &c e. TayioiS S ii IN
Is 10 1-calabogue. 100 Gnnssy)i s / y 8. Is
wansa T Ferris s'i b. g saS by MSa cfHfFy
Cross. Lady Travers Baby Willie. oProforma,
Daring Calox. Sage. Holly's Polly. Severe.
finished as named.
THIRD RACE-six and half furlongs ham,
dicap; three. .year-olds and up:
s, to mrs. F. Foster, 90 Csvn) 2 IL /
to- -Mafalda. s1o2 Qee)....... 81 q
II Fine, 30 rs rs. He Start wood. Won ridden
out Winner Frank Fosters ch. M by Ben
Strome-Princess Revenue Don Domo Chan
dler. finished as named
FOURTH RAcE-ohe mile; purse; three
Betting. Horse Weight Jockey. St g. Fin.
S to 5-H. Waite 105 ID. Bond) 8 81 h
tS tS eaPT ear bissIs n6s los 1sS 91PaS STG1@So
Time. 40 30 Start Start good w Won driving.
Mandse Brushon Ny oa Alice
Water Tower. Montpelier and Ed Bradley fin
ished named
FIFTH RACE-Sx furlongs; four-year-olds
and up. selling:
Retting. B ao5ss: Weight Jockey; St X: Fin
10 TO 1-C.B Campbell. 100 (sheD l 2h i
time 1s lst stsE qG4n fsT Toa dr,g,2s
auois-Grac.1 j; Miriam v. Operator, Ida
and Southampton finished as named
SIXTH RACE-About and three-quarter
miles: handicap; steeplechase three year. els
and up:
Betting Horse. Weight. Jockey. st. e. Fin.
EvenESam Farmer IA (fice) / / IS
4 to 1-Gearholm. 135 (Gee) -. "A 2
to 1--Valantine, 136 Oash). .sY 8
Time 3:46.' Start good. Won easily Win
ner Sherman & Bailer's ch. g. by The Wan
dering Jew-Lizzie Walton. Bank Holiday The
Guardsman Scotsman and Mr.. Rose finished as
named
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
Trottfng Meet PoStpoped.

READVsLLE, Mass, Aug. The
continued rain again prevented to-day
the midsummer meet of trotting at
Readvilie Park.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
Dentist Koch Is Acuuitted.

MANKATO, Mimi, august 1.-The
jury in: the case of DR.. G. r.. Koch, a
dentist of New Ulm, who has been on
trial on the charge of having muir
dered DR.. E. A. Gebhart, partner dem
tist, on the night of November / last,
brought in verdict. of acquittal to-
day.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02

HOOPER FILES HIS REPORT Policeman
W 7. Hooper Of the cruelty TO animals detail
filed his report Of last months work with
Chief Dinsn yesterday. He had investigated
the cases of working 70 lame hourses %
CALLED, sick worn out 15 beating and whip
ping. He had prosecuted il cases. 10 being
convicted, 2 dismissed and . pending The
fines amounted 70 S95 He mad also examined
~ horses In hauling and grading teams and
ata coops OF chickens.
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
VanderbiIt's EscaIde Wins.

PARIS, Aug. w. X Vanderbilts
Escalde won the Herblay stakes and
Prestige the Omnium stakes at Maison
LATTE to-day
The San Francisco call., 1905-08-02
Baby Mclean Scores Win
ming Run for Giants After
Hard TWelve-Round Fight
UMPIRE NEARLY MOBBED
Portland Players Surround
Bray and Maui Him Around
After a Close Decision
RESULTS OF GAMES.
Portland 2. Oakland I.
(12 innings.)
GAMES TODAY.

Oakland Recreation Park.
San Francisco at Tacoma. .'
Los Angeles at Seattle.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
The Life Was In Him.

Daniel C'Connell once unraveled a
queer plot in will case Witness aft
er witness swore that they saw the
document duly executed At last con-
stantly reiterated expression caught
the lawyers attention, ''The life was
in him." over and over repeated. by
the virtue of your oath, was he alive?'
he asked one witness. "By the virtue
of my oath, the life was in him. he
was answered. Then O'Connell turned
to the man and very slowly and very
solemnly said, "Now I call upon you.
in the presence of your Maker, who
will some day pass sentence upon you
for this evidence, / solemnly ask you
and you answer at your peril-was not
there live fly in the dead mans
mouth when his hand was placed upon
the will?" Cornered and pale with
fear, the witness confessed that this
had actually happened.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
Hats I'm ParIiame emit.

During the reign of King John Q199)
the king agreed to settle the difficulty
with Philip H. of France respecting the
Dutchy Of Normandy by single COM
bat. John, earl Of Ulster, was the
English champion, and as soon as he
appeared on the field of combat his
adversary put spurs to his horse and
fed, leaving the earl master Of the
field. King John asked the earl what
his reward should be. "Titles and land
I want not" he replied, ''but In remem-
brance of this day beg the boon, for
myself and my successors, to remain
covered In the presence of your males
ty and all other sovereigns of this
realm" This request was granted and
never revoked, and it is said to account
for the custom in parliament of mem
bers wearing their hats.-London Stand
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22


The Law u. s.,::-.-.s, 49,. -Ssrscw tells
an odd story Of Il s11llu.'g merchant
who had five sons V-.lo were all ardent
teetotalers. The merchant was con-
trary minded, and, to rescue the mis-
guided young men from the error Of
their obstinate ways, he directed in his
will that each of the five should on the
day of the funeral drink glass Of
wine to his memory in some public
place, adding as condition subsequent
that If any of them should refuse to
drink the enjoined glass his share of
the Inheritance should be forfeited and
divided up among the more complai-
SAINT brothers, but if all should refuse
the whole family property should go
to charities.
No other testament so odd on the sub
ject Of wine is recalled except that Of a
total abstainer who left fine wine Gel
lar, a recent legacy to himself, to his
heir, with directions that it's contents
should be poured untasted on the
ground
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
How a Wound Heals.

If you have run pin into your thumb
or received bayonet thrust precisely
the same thing takes place. A myriad
Of white corpuscles, those tiny first
aid" cells the phagocites) from the
surrounding blood vessels and lynn
phatic glands at once come hurrying
to the rescue. They begin to clean up
whatever wreck there has been made
in the skin and muscular tissue. They
eagerly absorb into themselves Or clus-
ter opposingly about all foreign mat
ter that has been introduced into the
wound. Then they proceed to pile
themselves tier upon tier around it
like SO many little sandbags about a
broken bastion. Later they gradually
join together and solidify into the lay
er of new skin which appears beneath
the sloughed off scab. They are at once
workmen and repairing material.-A.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
Does the SUN Set?

at i'll becomes any of us to criticise
lapses in grammar" says an authority,
when we all of us consent to and
constantly make use of one such lapse
ourselves. To speak Of the setting
sun is wholly incorrect You may set
book on a table or even set a son On
chair if he be big enough not to fall
off, but what does the orb Of day set,
and where does it set? No, sir, queer
as it may sound to ears grown accus-
toned to the universal form, the sun
sits. If it sets anything why doesn't
it raise something? If it shouldn't be
the rising and the sitting sun it should
be the raising and the setting sun.
Think it over, and when you get it ar
ranged to your satisfaction try to find
out what you mean when you speak
of a setting hen -Philadelphia Rec
ord
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
what Gave the Earth It's Motion9

You have often asked or had the
question asked of you, what gave the
earth it's daily motion, and how is the
force Of that motion kept up?" but have
never been really satisfied with the an
swer given or the reasons therefor
which you were able to advance in ex-
PLANTATION. The astronomers are not
even agreed upon this question. Some
of them claim that the original initial
centrifugal force" was directed in a
line slightly to one side of the center
Of the globe, which would, of course,
cause the earth to rotate upon it's axis.
and by the law of inertia of matter
must continue to reyolve at a uniform
rate of speed This claw Of the inertia
of matter" is to the effect that matter
once set in motion must continue to
move until arrested by some outside
force. Others claim that the motion is
compound resultant &C the motion Of
the earth in it's orbit and the attraction
of the sum-
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
The Bengal Grosbeak,

The Bengal grosbeak builds a nest
shaped like bottle and always selects
for it's support long, 1.-the limb over
hanging a stream of water. The en-
trance is beneath, and, from the situa-
ton and peculiar shape, it is absolute
ly impossible for snake to gain adj
mission to the nest. One naturalist
records seeing fourteen attempts on the
part of serpents to get at the nest, but
the hungry snakes always fell off into
the water.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
The Stars and Stripes.

A German periodical has the follow
ing story as to the origin Of the stars
and stripes: The idea originated with
Dane named Marker. He was born
on the island of ST. Croix Of the Danish
West Indies, where his father and
grandfather had lived. In 1895 he left
his native island and proceeded to Phil
adelphia He was among the first to
join a company of volunteers for
American liberty and independence.
For valor shown at Oriskany he was
elected captain, and to show his graft
tude he designed flag in whose upper
corner he applied the thirteen stars
emblematic of the thirteen original
states of the Union. This was the first
occasion upon which the ''star span
gled banner was unfurled. The Origi-
nal flag of Captain Marker is supposed
to be in existence in some national col
lection Of relics of the war of the Revo-
luton.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
Genesis of the Lightning Rod.

The first lightning rod was not con-
structed by Franklin nor set up in
America, but by monk at Seutten-
berg, Bohemia, named Prohop Dill
wisch. His apparatus was made and
put together during the spring and
summer of the year 1854 and was first
set up in the garden of the cure Of
Prenditz (Moravia) on June Is Of the
year above named. The rod attained
as much distinction as that later made
by Franklin and was the cause Of the
inventor being presented with much
money and large estates. His enemies
claimed that the rod was the cause of
the great drought of 1857, 1853 and
1859, and upon the matter being report
ed to Vienna it was ordered to be taken
down.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22

Webster was a scientific farmer. He
believed thoroughly in the value or
blooded stock. At Marshfield he had
herd of sixty or eighty head OF cattle
composed entirely of thoroughbred an
imals-of Attorneys, Ayrshires and
Devons. He had several yoke of Dew
on oxen, which were his particular
pride. Besides, there were FLOODED
sheep and swine. All in all, Webster
was considered by his neighbors the
best farmer of the country He was,
moreover, a friend generous and can-
siderate There used to be saying
down Plymouth way that a stranger
could always tell when Webster was at
home by the cheerful looks OF the peo-
pie for ten miles around. -Oliver Bron-
son Capen in Country Life In America.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22

When planning business or pleasure
trip from Chicago to Buffalo, New York,
Boston or any Eastern point, you should
investigate the satisfactory service af-
forded by any of the three Express
Trains operated by the Nickel Plate
Road. Colored porters are in charge of
coaches, whose duties are to look after
the comfort of passengers while enroute.
Special attention shown ladies and chill
dren, as we'll as elderly people, travelling
alone. No excess fare charged on any
train on the Nickel Plate Road Ameri-
can Club Meals from 35c to S1OO, served
in Nickel Plate dining cars. One trial
will result to your satisfaction. All
trains leave from La Sale Street Station
only Depot in Chicago on the Elevated
Railroad Loop, Call on or address, John
Y. Callahan, General Agent, 113 Adams
ST., Room 298 Chicago. IOWA
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22
Like Finding MONEY

Finding health is like finding money
so think those who are sick. When you
have cough, cold, sore throat or chest
irritation, better act promptly like G. w.
Barber, of Sandy Level, Va. He says:
II had terrible chest trouble, caused
by smoke and coal dust on my lungs;
but, after finding no relief in other RENE
dies, [ was cured by DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption Coughs and
Colds" Greatest sale of any cough or
lung medicine in the world. At Ell. J..
Stangl's drug store; SOC and S1O0; guar
anteed. Trial bottle free.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-09-22

A traveller saw a woman take a man
by the collar, yank him up the steps
into a railroad car, jam him down into
seat, pile up a valise and two big
brown baskets with loose covers and
long handles at his feet and say:
"Now, sit there until help Mary
Jane on the car and don't move till I
come back
When the woman reached the door
the traveller said to her:
SIS that man your husband?"
"Naww roared the woman. He's
my daughters husband, and she hasn't
spirit enough to say her soul is her
own