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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
HAS NEW PAINT FOR VESSELS.
German Professor Claims to Have
Discovered a Preservative.

OibCONcFco FFcAeFNaklSc.
A German inventor has been expert.
menting tor years with various pre-
servatiye paints for the bottom OF
ships Among those used az the pres.
ent time even the best permit the
growth OF barnacles and marine yege.
tation upon the wood or metal sheath.
ing and the ship has to go into dry
dock to have her bottom cleaned u
the growths which so materially re-
tard her progress.
The inventor In question has devot.
ed his time N late to the determine.
ton Of the chemical construction OF
the coating found upon the scales Of
fishes. He declares that the agility
Of the fish Is due 90 this coating
which enables Il 10 overcome the re-
sistance Of the water. while az the
same time II prevents the growth Of
foreign matter
He asserts that he Is now able 10
produce this coating in a form permit.
ting II 10 be used for vessels and that
ships thus treated will NOT only be
able 10 keep clean bottoms but that
the paint will materially reduce the
resistance " the waves and permit
faster time to be- made with the same
expenditure OF power
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10

cub. rolled II over with her paw and
gruntln' around as though she expect.
ed Il to wake up. Seeing that the cub
laid there stir an still the old one
hustled on into the bushes with
tother cub taggin ON behind |
sposed that was the last OF g.. but
mats where ! had something new to
larn bout bars
Jest few rods mp from where the
old bar went into the bushes. an
standln' clost TO the road. was a big
spruce. with an old stub Cdead trunk
lodged agin &C. That stub was two
feet through II II was an inch. an Il
Was jest barely caught on the spruce
SOS the least jolt would send IL down
Well. sir. you can believe me or not.
hut it's gospel truth that old bar she
houndercd up 10 that thar stub. an
putin her shoulder agin H. brought
u down. slam.bang. right across the
road. and seudin mp a cloud of dust
high'r n the autymobile stirred mp
We'll. sir. never see the like an
for some time sot there. wonderin
what the old bar vas mp to Then 90
begun To leak through me that she
was after revenge on the sports that
lilled her cub. She was a.blockin OF
the road agin the time they'd come
back
Well. ! says 10 myself says T.
there's no telliu when them fellers
% come back u may be O. week
An 80. hayiu' other fish 90 ny and 60
helm none OF my mess anyway I kept
on I was gone q couple OF hours an
when ! come back along cuss me II
that old bar wasn't settin there In
the edge Of the bushes with her one
cub as though they expected comp uy
n hadn't got more'u ten rods fur.
Their long towards the village when
/ heard great tootin' an lookiu' ahead
see the steam waegin streakin u
down the road.
Here. says is where the old
bar gets square an hustled back
after them down the road It's a
thick growth along there. an hard 10
see anything except In broad daylight.
so fore the sports knew DO they were
right onto that big stub was Jest
near enun 10 see what happened with.
ont geitin' hit with any of the wreck.
Fust I heard a veil then a bump. an
then smashIn' an crashin like
Lreakln' a Jam on the West Branch
That masheen Jest rlz up like a bat.
teau on a rock. an In minute the air
vas full OF g. The two sports. they
sho, out ahead an landed face down
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
HISTORIC RELIC OF INTEREST
Chair Said to Have Been Used by
Fugitive Reqieide Judges.

In the possession OF the Rev. \. y.
Somers Of Sharon. Mass. Is an old
chair. said TO have been used by the
regicide Judges Gone and Whaley.
after their escape to America and
while they were In hiding here from
The kings troops Whaley was
Lrothorin.law OF Oliver Cromwell.
and William COTE was the formers
gOn.in-law and one OF the strongest
men in Cromwell's government.
The chair was used by them while
they were In hiding In the house Of
the Rev John Russell In Hadlcy. after
leaving the hiding place in the cave
In Connecticut Il formerly mad rock.
,rs on 10. which Il Is said we're worn
m during the fourteen years Of con.
slant use by one or the other ~ the
TWO eNilcs as they sat In the attic
room OF Mir Russcll's house.
Tradition says that Judge Gone was
sitting In this chair when the Indians
attacked the village. and that he rose
from 10 10 take command OF the citi.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
MEMORIAL TO LOVED MOTHER.
Curious Monument in Chamber Of Eng.
lish Cottage.

In . quaint cottage In a picturesque
Surrey (EngD village. room has been
set apart as a memorial chamber for
upwards Of sixty years One end OF
the small apartment is entirely filled
by curious monument. the center
tablet of which hears the Inscription.
In memory of reyered parent"
On each side are mdely carved
kneeling female figures. Above II are
the figures OF a woman In eighteenth
century country dress. holding baby.
and two boys In smOck frocks on the
stone steps are these words The
sweet remembrance OF the just will
flourish though they sleep In dust"
on urn shaped tablets on either side is
inscribed. In memory Of Mary Taylor
one Of the best OF wives aud mothers
who. by her labor. principally in the
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
BEAR WRECKED AUTO
cor oLoRloUsLY EVEN FOR
DEATH or HER CUB.
PeietIah Jones. Boss Hunter, Witness
ed Occurrences Which Seems TO
Prove the Tribe Of 6ruin Possesses
at Least Rudiments Of Good Sense.

Up In Passadumkeae. Ne. where
bears once owned the land aud all
upon II. and where to this day their
fondness for mutton and honey Is
sadly realized. there sat upon the
bench In front OF the postoffice
bunch OF villagers They we're just
from the grocery-the wise man. the
historian and the boss hunter OF the
village. They had settled some points
regarding the management OF the
West Branch drive when the talk
crifted TO the question OF courage In
man and beast and they had to sit
down on the postofiice bench to have
It out.
Uncle Penny. the wise man. said
that beasts Of the forest had no real
courage-that they fought against des-
perate odds merely through ignorance.
Peletiah Jones the boss hunter. de-
clared that while no bigger fool than
the bull moose ever stalked the earth.
bears had. on the average. more
brains than men And he proceeded
10 prove II.
"'Spose all YOU fellers recollect that
mess OF old junk that ! helped haul
up to the station here last summer?
Wei. that was what was left OF one
OF them automobiles after a good.
Lright bar had a wachk at g. Hap.
pened down here couple of miles be-
low Passadunky T was an old she.
bar that had two cubs. an when the
family Of them was crossin' the road
one day 10 get into better berry
latch what should come whizzin'
along but these sports In a big steam
waggin an run over one OF the cubs
an laid II out cold. The old bar an
tother cub got acrost all right an
stood at the edge Of the road a-lookin'
kinder dazed. I was clost enun 10
drop the two OF them. but I'd no gun
with me. so just sot there an
watched.
Pretty soon the old bar come ont
an shifted at the carcass OF the dead
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
zen forces that drove the sayages OF
aIier stubborn hghi.

zen forces that drove the saYages OF
after a stubborn fight.
After the death Of Mr. Russell this
chair, by purchase, came into the pos
session OF Mrs Hadley. who re-
moved from Massachusetts tn Burnt
HIS. n. Y At her death II passed
tc her daughter Mrs Hinkson. whose
son Ezra. some 20 years Of age In
1850 gave the chair to Mr.. Somers.
pastor OF the church Of which he was
"a member In Holland. y. Y. II has
been in Mr.. Somers' possession since.
The story of the chair being con.
hected with COTE and Whaley said
Mr.. Somers recently. came with so
much directness and simplicity from
such artless and illiterate people that
have always accepted 10 as undoubt-
cdly true. and OF importance as con
uecting the relic with important his
toric personages The chair is said
o. have been made Ia NewburyUort
Il should like 20 see 10 safely In
possession OF some institution whore
10 would be preserved for the future.
or held by some private collector OF
historical relics
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
KILLED bx an Ear Of Barley.

VI Guillon a farmer. and the mayor
Of Plessis Gatebled In the department
of the Aubc. France. was coming home
from the harvest field leading a wagon
and holding an ear of barley between
his teeth
one OF the horses shied suddenly
and struck ~ Gullon In the face
causing him 10 swallow the ear of bar.
ley. the spikes Of which caused his
death Sketch
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
A Suggestion.

Mrs Goodhcart { always feel 50
sorry for those poor shop girls they re
so oyerWorked. you know.
Mr. Goodhcart Yes You're 50
tender hearted dear you must Just
yoarn 10 help them
Mrs Goodheart Il DO indeed.
Mr.. Goodheart We'll. dear. the best
way 10 help them Is 10 keep away from
bargain sales. Philadelphia Press.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10

In the road. One wheel sailed OF into
the brush an one OF them rubbered
hoops they have on the rim hoped up
an hung ON a branch. II was the
oompletest wreck | ever see OF any.
thing. an you could smell benzine a
mile away.
Jest as ! come up | could hear a
crashin away on in The berry patch.
Il was the old bar an her cub. goln'
OF satisfied. s'pose. haviu' done a
good job an got square.
This fall" concluded the boss hunt.
err I'm a-goin after that bar. II |
get her IN know her. for she'll smell
OF henzIne."
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10

fields. supported herself and family
She had been employed In reaping In
the adjoining field from o'clock In
the morning Of the Sd OF September
1892. until Il o'clock. when she re-
turned for the purpose OF eating her
homely meal. and while In the act o.
crossing this very noor she suddenly
fell down and expired. a fearful tn
stance OF the uncertainty OF life aud
the truth Of those words. In the midst
of IL We are In death.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
A eu.Ines. correspondenee.

Telegram from hnancier In New
York to his partner In Cleyeland)
Am about 10 close a big deal with
Skinham. what Kind of a man Is he?"
(Reply from Cleyelandl
''He Is like a fish
Telegram from New York;
Wire at once what Kind Of ID
shark or sucker Cleveland Leader.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
About All for Him.

Laudlady MIR Siarbosrder Is no
ouger ore Of the guests az the table.
Friend Why did no. leave"
Laudlady -"A ms request ask.
sd him 10 say grace the other day ard
he said. o Lord We need 'hy help TO
make us thankful for Nhlt Ne are
about To- receive"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Baseball and the Ladies.

There is nothing more uncertain
than baseball says the Washington
Post
Which indicates" comments the
Boston Globe. that the Washington
Post man isn'; acquainted with very
many women
Which would seem 90 further ludi-
cate that the women the Globe man
knows are not OF the aiming sort
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Just the Place.

Young Roller think III spend
that money ! saved M. I've been
thinking Of a trip 10 England
His Mother-"But you we're to save
that for a rainy DAY"
Young Roller-"w Well. I'm going -
London: IN be sure 10 hud a rainy
day there
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
A Polite Freshman.

when young Meagles took the train
for Harvard his father said AS soon
as You find out let me know II YOU
have passed your entrance exaniina'
lions"
Two days later. In the midst OF ma
king a heavy deal. he received the
following telegram; Yes. ]. Meagies.
Jr"
Somewhat preoccupied and puzzled
he telegraphed back. Yes. what
The well-trained son wired back.
Yes. slr."-A. II. Holcombe In Judge.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
non Saved LIt,le Runway.

Fouryear.old Johnnie Rogers OF
Tolland. Conn. wandered six miles
from home. and spent Sunday night
IN the woods he was accompanied
by his dog. Carlo and didn't seem 10
be- greatly worried when found by
searching parties 4 slept warm De-.
side Carlo" was the little fellows an
wer 10 inquiries as TO how be passed
She night
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
PARTRIDGE shattered Window Pane.

4 partridge flying against a plate
glass window 10 the home Of G. +.
Whitney al North Adams shattered
he glass 10 such a manner that Mrs.
whitney and her two children were
badly cut. Mrs whitney was so bad.
Is alarmed that she telephoned her
husband that an three had been shot
The police found the bird dead upon
he floor
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Turned the Laugh on Himself.

Bronson tried to play Joke on his
wife"
What did he do"
Got home little earlier than usual
aud told the servant TO tell his wife
that a gentleman was waiting TO see
her In the drawing room
What happened"
she spent two hours primping be-
fore she came down. and he had TO
80 10 q restaurant for his dinner"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Ihinnina the membership.

u understand the sylph club has
been reorganlzedF
yes. all the Eat women In town
wanted 10 join o. But the directors
have Just adopted a neW bylaw that
win fix things right
What's that
They have had the width % the
front door reduced 90 fourteen
inches
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Net Enounh sehoIars Boz school.

The principal OF the high school at
Hinsdale Mass. has resigned and the
school has been closed because OF the
lack Of pupils The total enrolment
on the opening day was but eight and
q was decided 10 be cheaper TO pay
the tuition OF these In some nearby
town than to try to run the school
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Wise Doctor.

Mr. Blower Doctor am getting
TOO stout Can YOU suggest something
20 reduce my weight
Dr. Wise Yes. nothing reduces
losh quicker than wurry Just spend
o few hours every day thinking that
yCr bin will just be- twenty.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Advantane Of FrontLer LLf-.

Mrs. De Style don't ~cr how Won
can bear 10 live In 'hat wild frontier
country. So lar from civilization
Mr. Ic West Don't you Well I'm
tell YOU Td rather live whore people
shoot their enomie, than where they
cut their friends
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
b>I'TILEs&<
+, ExPlOSTONS
A Short Journey.

Strange about Bill the handy boy.
wasn't IL"
What about Blll?"
Tried to disguise himself this
morning"
Who. Bill? How was that?"
Go, To fooling around the rollers
and caught his foot between the
wheels"
Yes"
He was travelling incog when they
pulled him out.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
An Intricate Problem.

Mrs. Kbrown-That conductor In.
suited me
Mr. Kbrown How
Mrs. Wanted me 10 pay
fare for Tommy
Mr. Kbrown- Well Tommy il quite
chunk OF lad lie looks
Mrs Kbrown-And YOU. too Do
you mean to insinuate that look old
enough to have child old enough to
have To pay car faref
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Surprised

You say your wife makes good
breadg"
Splendid
How do her pies strike you7''
Who went and told you about
that"
About WHAT"
About her throwing that pie at
me. Houston Post.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Panama's Navy
n,rd ssttle win Monster Fi,b

After q battle that lasted an hour
and a half and during which be- was
lowed more than a mile down the
Ohio river LOO bis boat ID + Shearer
Of Huntington. ". Va captured a cat.
fish ma, tipped the beam az 1924
pounds
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10

who is the gentleman With the
enlarged head who Is standing in
'ront Of the harnes. shop
Cyrus HONEYWELL. IT.
why has he grown so great
He has never said that his dollar
Waterbury keeps as good time as any
$50 watch that Wa, ever made. w.
Detroit Tribune
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Matter Of Habit.

sir Walter Raleigh threw down the
cloak
Very pretty murmured Elizabeth.
absently. but I'd Ike to see the one
on the top shelf"
Suddenly remembering that she
wasn't shopping. she had to be content
with what was shown -i.ippIncotts
Magazine
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Like Fathers Voice.

Church-Our soprano deserves
good deal OF credit
Gotham-Why so?
why. her father used 10 60 about
the streets peddllng FISH"
'fnherits her voice. does she?"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Tn. Profe,,or.n Change.

you sketch with a free hand. Miss
Brownsmiih. remarked the professor,
who had been critically examining her
portfolio.
Entirely free. said the young las.I
as she cast down her eyes In soft con''
fusion and waited for the professor
to follow mp the opening STRAY sio-
ries.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Boiling sprIna pIssppears.

4 boiling spring on the farm Of V.
r. Lund,all at New Sweden. Ne. that
has not been dry since the town was
Hgst settled. disappeared entirely the
other dav. The bottom was scooped
ont aud water found az a depth Of Two
feet.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
No Use STAYING Lonaer.

Where IN the twelfth juror" eX.
claimed an Idaho Judge as court re-
convened after recess. with only
eleven good men and true in the box.
One iuryman arose
Please. Judge. said he. ITS Ike
simmons as Is gone lie had 10 go
ON private business. but he's left his
verdict with ne
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10

Il wonder remarked Mr. Galley.
tentatively ~ kissing really is In.
furious
Well" replied the athletic girl. II
know some men who have found the
mere attempt az kissing Injurious"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Pleasan, for the Bride.

DO YOU know my husband?'
Why. yes. I've known him as most
" the other girls know him. II used
TO be quite the fashion here 10 be en-.
gagged 10 him The funny part is that
nobody ever dreamed be could be- Sc
rious
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
sIsterlN Rearet.

THAT convention of drossmakers
decided that waists must be- smaller
this season
I'm so sorry
For YOURSELF
Mercy no. For Jane Puneigh and
Lucy Waddlcs
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
The Human Buffer.

u like TO 60 automobllIng with Jack
Hefty."
why with Jack especially"
Because ne SOS large and plump.
know that II I am thrown out and
contrive 10 land on Jack there Is little
danger Of ms being hurt"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
stronn In Death.

Cannibal Chief-Have YOU any last
message that YOU wish TO have sent
home?
Stern-Looking Femaie-Yes. I have.
Don't let my son.ln.law know Tales.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
How Il Did.

How did the amateur dramatic
performance. do last night?' inquired
the baking powder drummer
Avn replied the landlord OF the
tavern. 1T took in about fifteen dol.
lars and forty-seyen people. Puck.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10

WILHELM what month were you
born. Miss Runnaboute?
Miss Runnaboute-It makes no dlf-
ference. dear boy-the appropriate
stone Is the iamond.-Puck.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Her Efficiency.

Farmer Hornbeak-Your niece. that
graduated from the academy lately.
plays the plano pretty well. don't she7
Farmer Honk-You betchal Why.
She's regler pioneer.-Puck.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Aurifrrnus snccimrns-

Il see that the eyangelists have be.
gun holding meetings In Wall street"
Pretty stony ground
Eyes. there are lots Of rocks there.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
No Overtime.

Mistress Bridget. why didn't you
finish winding the clockg You only
gave Il a couple ~ turns
Maid-"Yez must reminder that IN
be LAWN yez tomorrow. mum. and ia
not be afther doin' amy Of tn new
gyurls work.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Skin Deep is Deep Enouoh

Cant see why you're 80 smitteu
with her"
why because she's so deucedly
pretty"
"Beauty.s only skin deep"
We'll great Scott I'm no cannibaL
That's deep enough for me-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
Heros Reward

Miss Cutter hate 20 repeat Cos
sip. Mr. Dubber. but just before you
left us last evening I heard Miss Clip
per say that she was dying to get rid
OF YOU
Dubher-HO' Then saved her
life, III go at once and claim her
hand
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
aeiueen Ihose Girls.

Miss when MIR Richly
saw my photograph he said IL was
very pretty. didn't he? Come. now.
fonest7"
Miss Chellus-"No. quite the re-
verse lie said Il was a good like
ness"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1905-12-10
A Llt,Ie Bit OF IN, Too.

II notice that recent measurements
show that Mount whitney Is twcniv
feet lower than Il was supposed 10 be. 10
What a sad come down."
The daily sentinel. [volume] (Grand Junction, Colo.) 1893-current, 1905-12-30
90

\ marriage license was issued this
morning to Frederick Mills, Jr, and
Miss Blanche b. wmger. both OF
Grand junction n
John d. Miller and Miss Dora
Idpna Arnold. both Of Fruita, were
granted license TO wed this morn
ing. The marriage of the young PEG
pie will take place tomorrow
c. b. Banks has purchased the in
terest his partner. c. e. Grooms, in
the Grand Valley Real Estate and
Loan company, and the management
of the companys business viii now
be in charge OF Mr. Banks.
J. e. Gillette, the adiuster of the
United States Fidelity and Security
c. pany. left the city last night hay
IN made satisfactory arrangements
WIN the building committee Of the
Odd Fellows lodge and Henry r..
Rhone. The exact terms of the set
Element are moi known. but we under
stand that the settlements were strict
ly satisfactory 10 the local people.
The bond made the Odd Fellows
building committee. for the new hall,
and the bond made Mr. Rhone on his
new residence. We're both probably
forfeited. II is understood that John
j. Lumsden has stated that he Will
take the contract for the brick work
on the new odd Fellows buldlng for
$1,000. MIR, Lumsden Will probably
be awarded the contract and the work
OF completing the building win start
at once.