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Morris tribune., 1905-04-15
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Made in Morris. None better
The Big Stone cigar.
Miss Lillian Heating returned
from Chokio last Saturday.
M. P. McNally of Chokio was in
the city on business Tuesday.
Mr.. Thos. Kolstad of Mime apolis
is visiting with his sister Mrs Geo.
Hogan.
See the E. J. Jones Lumber Co.
for Nursery stock. They guarantee
it to grow. 1917
Miss Clara Ophin of Cyrus is as
sisting Mrs. Ida Olson in her MILL
merry opening.
Miss Haley's mother from Milrose,
was the guest of Mrs. j. Fl. De7en-
ney this week.
Rev. j. G. Shetland went to Mime
apois on Monday for a few days.
He returned Friday.
Organ for sale, as good as new,
suitable for small church or school
house. enquire at this Office.
German Lutheran services will be
held in the church at Chokio to-
morrow at the usual hour.
When a man dies who keeps his
religion in his wife's name the devil
will give him the merry, ha, ha.
Geo. Hogan has the contract of
putting steel ceilings on the ceilings,
halls and corridors at the court
house.
". L. Colyer gave the usual
Thursday morning talk to the High
School students, his subject was
Heroes"
Mr.. Sd. Stebbins returned last
from his visit at St. Charles
and St. Paul. Mrs. SteDbins return
ed on Wednesday.
NJ II d u,;ob+ Ill, ,,ool, ,o;eo1
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

The Jewell Nursery Co.'S trees
shrubbery, seeds and plants, sold by
E. J. Jones Lumber Co. l5-le
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Mr.. @. r. Green came down from
Donnelly on Wednesday,
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

M. P. McNally of Chokio was in
the city on business Tuesday.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15
Smoke the Big Stone cigar. It is
made in Morris.

VIM. M Darling who had severe
attack of inaamnatory rheumatism is
out again.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Mrs. J. R. Perkins and Mrs. P. W.
French have opened dressmaking
shop at the home of Mrs. French
back OF J. D. Goods house. GIVE
us a call,
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

James Morrill, returned Sunday
afternoon from Munich, Cavalier
county. N. D. He expects to go up
again in few days.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Angus McNallsn has accepted a
position at the n. P. depot as an
assistant to agent Powers.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

For your timing, bicycle repair
ing. stove repairing and gun repair
ing, call on Will Light, First class,
workmanshipsand reasonable prices.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15
Liquozone does not contain alcohal.

Liquozone does not contain alcohal
| Mrs Emil Evanson is on the sick
list.
Mr.. G.. r. Green came down from
Donnelly on Wednesday.
| Paul Eames came home from
| Minneapolis for a weeks visit.
Mr. J. r. Reeve has employed
Tim Maloney to work in his lumber
yard.
Mr.. Pat Griffith is putting a
cement sidewalk in front of his pro-
perty.
Mr.. f. E. NATION of Washta, Iowa
is here on business and visiting
friends.
Born to Nh. and Mrs. Gabriel
Krausert of Morris on Monday
April 10, daughter.
Angus McNallBn has accepted a
position at the n. P. depot as an
assistant to agent Powers.
Rev. W. K. Gray of Paynesville
will occupy the Methodist pulpit
tomorrow: both morning and evening,
The Seventh District Bankers
association, will be held this year at
Renville on Thursday the 9th of
this month.
Ruth Pushor of Herman spent
Monday with Faith Hardy, while en-
route to Willmar where she is at
tending school.
James Morrill, returned Sunday
afternoon from Munich, Cavalier
county, N. D. He expects to go up
again in few days.
For your timing, bicycle repair
ing. stove repairing and gun repair
ing, call on Will Light, First class,
workmanshipsand reasonable prices.
Mrs. J. R. Perkins and Mrs. P. W.
French have opened dressmaking
shop at the home of Mrs. French |
back OF ]. D, Goods house. GIVE
US call,
The old ideas of our grandmothers
that man and wife can live jointly |
OF less than either of them can live
is not suited to our pre-
sent method of living.
To remove a Wart-dampen it and |
rub with a piece of common soda.
Do this three a four times a day for
a month and the wart will drop off,
leaving no mark On the skin.
Anton Erickson, who has been
sick with pneumonia the past three
weeks is able to be out again, altho
be will not be able to work for few
days or week.
A client of mine will exchange a
$4,000, equity in improved farm.
near Morris for desirable residence
property in this City and a smaller
farm. ANDREW Rowland.
A strength tonic that brings rich,
ed blood. Makes you strong,
healthy and active. That's what
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea will
10. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. J. r.
Krueger.
To say they were pleased is putting
t very modestly of those who have
lad wall papar cleaned by J E
Jasper the expert cleaner. A card
IF phone in care Of Stone & Munroe
will receive prompt attention, salts
action guaranteed.
WANTED-For the q. S. Marine
.orps. unmarried men between the
.ges of 81 and 35; able bodies, of
good character and temperate habits;
citizens Of the United States or per-
ons who have legally declared their
Intentions to become citizens; must
cad, write and speak English;
Marines serve at sea on men of-war
n all parts of the world, on land in
'ur island possessions and at naval
tations in the United Ststes. Apply
t Dr.. 81. L. Hulburd's Office.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

The 3. j. Jones Lumber Co viii
replace such nursery stock bought
them that fail to grow. 1919
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

A wonderful spring tonic. Drives
out all winter impurities, gives you
strength, health and happiness.
That's what HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea will DO. 35 cents
Tea or Tablets, J. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

). G. Morrison, Sundayed in
Morris and returned to bis duties
with the Legislators Sunday night,
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Mr.. Thos. Kolstad of Mime apolis
is visiting with his sister Mrs Geo.
Hogan.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Paul Eames came home from
Minneapolis for weeks visit.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

A strength tonic that brings rich,
red blood. Makes you strong,
healthy and active. That's what
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea will
do. IS cents, Tea or Tablets. J. r.
Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15
MORRIS rlARKETs.

Corrected Today by ii. o. Eames
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Mr.. Sd. Stebbins returned last
Saturday from his visit at St. Charles
and St. Paul. Mrs. SteDbins return
ed on Wednesday.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Mrs. Emil Evanson is on the sick
list.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Young women OF fashion in New
York think nothing nowadays of
smoking cigarettes in public. It is
common enough to see gayly dressed
girls and women seated in secluded
corners of the Waldorf-Astora corri-
doris calmly smoking and chatting.
We learn from the city papers that
Mrs. L. G. Spooner has been elected
one of the delegates from Minneapolis
Improvement League to tho con-
vent1on of the Eastern Public Educa-
ton association, at Richmond, We J.
sometime in May.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Rev. j. G. Shetland went to Mime
apolis on Monday for a few days.
He returned Friday.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Miss Haley's mother from Milrose,
was the guest of Mrs. j. II. De7en-
ney this week.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

See the E. J. Jones Lumber Co.
for Nursery stock. They guarantee
it to grow. 15-17
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Miss Lillian Heating returned
from Chokio last Saturday.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

To say they were pleased is putting
it very modestly of those who have
had wall papar cleaned by J E
Jasper the expert cleaner. A card
or phone in care of Stone & Munroe
will receive prompt attention, salts
faction guaranteed.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Miss Clara Ophin of Cyrus is as
sisting Mrs. Ida Olson in her MILL
merry opening.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

NJ. 0. Forbs went on business
trip to the cities Thursday. night
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

E. B. Emerson has taken the
position as night operator at the G
n. depot.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Miss Mae Green will leave toda
for visit with relatives and friend
at Fargo.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Supt. j. J. Bohlander Of the city
schools of Detroit Mimi, visited the
Morris schools Wednesday.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

". L. Colyer gave the usual
Thursday morning talk to the High
School students, his subject was
"Heroes."
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Organ for sale, as good as new,
suitable for small church or school
house. enquire at this Office.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

When man dies who keeps his
religion in his wife's name the devil
will give him the merry, ha, ha.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Dan SchiIling returned from
Breckenridge yesterday.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Born to Nh. and Mrs. Gabriel
Krausert of Morris on Monday
April 10, a daughter.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

German Lutheran services will be
held in the church at Chokio to-
morrow at the usual hour.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Geo. Hogan has the contract of
putting steel ceilings on the ceilings,
halls and corridors at the court
house.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

Mr. J. r. Reeve has employed
Tim Maloney to work in his lumber
yard.
Morris tribune., 1905-04-15

H.B. Lund, practical matchmaker
Store building to rent. T. J.
Moore.
Dan Schilling returned from
breckenridge yesterday.
NJ. 0. Forbs went on business
trip to the cities Thursday. night
E. B. Emerson has taken the
position as night operator at the G.
n. depot.
Miss Mae Green will leave today
for visit with relatives and friends
at Fargo.
Supt. j. ]. Bohlsnder Of the city
schools of Detroit Mimi, visited the
Morris schools Wednesday.
The Jewell Nursery Co.'S trees,
shrubbery, seeds and plants, sold by
E. J. Jones Lumber Co. 1919
G.. 0. Weberg has rented Max
Trantow's house and will move into
it soon as vacated by S. NJ. Warner.
Mr.. Geo Hagerman, who has been
working at Sisseton, S. D. the past
two years, returned home Saturday
morning.
Every young man ought to know
that it is a good plan to beep away
from his girl part of the time SO she
can think about him.
Miss Matilda Gieser who has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. W. L.
Cooley for several weeks returned to
her home in Monticello on Monday ;.
The wall comes from Manila that
resident Americans won't go to-
church. Evidently the travelling
Americans can't shake off home
habits.
A telegram was received by L. 3.
Pearce from Hot Springs stateing
that Mrs. Don Fearce was very low.
Mr.. Pearce left for there Thursday
on the Flyer.
p 2 Church has been ahla TO be |
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-08-16
The Easy Public.

Thomas W. Lawson was talking
about sharp practice, says an ex-
change.
'Sharp practice is the rule" he
said, 'sbut is not the public in way
to blame? Why should the public be
go willing to be deluded? What is
the matter with the public, any way?
Upon my word. I have seen men and
women hug and nurse worthless stocks
az Washington White nursed his
watch.
Washington White2 Oh, he is a
Boston colored man.
"One day friend met him on an
underground train. The friend sat
down beside him. Washington was
rocking himself to and fro in curl
GUS way-something like q man with
the colic..
:" How do Washington; said .ae
friend.
'How do,' replied Washington,
snd he still rocked TO and fro.
''The friend regarded him curious
ly. pa 12 81
You aip't sick, Washington, be
your he asked. 81
No indeed, Calhoun was the re.
ply.
.Then why in the name O. common
sense, mahsfriend, an you rockine'
.yo'selfs to and fro this.a-wa all the
timer
ashington White made no pause
in his regular oscillations as he said:
80. Calhoun, you know jerome Nc
Wade2 Well, he done sold me 8 81 ]
yer watch for three dollar, and If j
stops amoyin' like dis de watch don'i
60 no more. = 5:s. ia.,, e Is i, !
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side. This is the junction for the
car line to Niagara Beach on Like
Ontario. From Lewiston begins tho
trip up the Gorge.
This was the most difficult piece Of
engineering along the Rhole route.
For miles the solid rock had to be
blasted away to make room for the
road bed. So, leaving this peaceful
scene behind, one goes up into the
Gorge where this frowning wall Of
limestone, nearly two hundred feet
high, crowds you SO close down to the
edge of the torrent that at times the
spray is thrown over you. The trip
up the Gorge is che most exciting ex-
perience at Niagara and should not
be :nissed by any visitor. The rapids
seem to Impress one even more for.
chilly than the falls themselves. Upon
leaving Lewiston the car proceeds rath-
er slowly up the Gorge, thus giving
the tourist ample time to take in their
full grandeur. Rounding the angle
at Whirl Pool Point the car stops O.
few moments to allow last look at
the rapide. Hero you actually feel
their full terror. They seem tc be
about to take you by the throat in
their fury. The Cantilever aud Lower
Steel Arch bridges stretch side by
eide across the river above you.
From Whirl Pool Rapids the car
gradually works ita way higher and
higher up tie side Of the Gorge until
it again reaches the city. If taken
fer the ride alone the round trip oo.
cupies only about two hours, but
would advise every one to epend at
least Eve hours Of a day ct the falls in
seeing the Gorge.
The sun was now low in the heavens
and had only just time enough for
supper before taking the train for
New York.
Since the Geological upheaval
which raised the country above
Queenstown Heights to its present
level the river has slowly but surely
eaten away the coralline limestone
that forms the principal strata in the
Gorge from Queenstown to their pres
ent location. It is estimated by
scientists that this has taken some
fifty thousand years. The present re-
oession along the whole contour of the
Horseshoe Falls is truly rapid, aver
aging about two and four.tenths feet
per year. The recession is most rapid
in the center, which accounts for the
present shape. At the point where
the acute angle is formed the recess
sion from 1875 to 1886 amounted to
more than two hundred feet. The
contour lines Of both falls amount to
over four thousand feet, and it is es-
timated that over two>and one-half
millions of gallons of water pass over
these falls every second.
J. F. Breaseale,
U. 8. Dept. Of Ayr,
Washington, D. G.
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husbands when neutrality-suspicious.
to the extent if man getr angry he
kills his wife, aud his sister If she
demonstrates.
In New Zealand women do their
courtipg in most romantic fashion.
The young girl visits the courtine
house set apart for this purpose.
Standing up in the dark she says: II
love So aud So and I want him for my
husband" whereupon the chosen
lover, if willing, says YES" or
enough to signify assent.
The Pueblo girl is even more in
dependent; after many a delightful
aud sometimes romantic Irritation she
comes to the conclusion she is fouder
OF one suitor than the others and she
tells her father she is determined to
have the young man. The father
usually acquaints the young man
with the fact. 1t seldom happens
that any objections are raised, but the
father of the bridegroom must REIN
burse the parents of the maiden for
the loss of their daughter. This is
done by an offer of presents in keeping
with their wealth and rank.
The young people. are thoroughly
independent, and if they learn they
do not love each other as much as
they imagined, they separate and
leave their children to be cared for
By the grandparents.
The Moqui girls are so strenuous
IN their love affairs they are satisfied
with verbal contract. Goods, per-
sonal effects aud valuables of the
women still belong to them. Ifa
woman leaves her husband she takes
all with her. The husband is often
indebted to wife Cor loan, and
this keens them together when other
wise divorce would ensue. Among
the Spokane Indians when the man
falls in love he must consult the
father and the girl, though it is more
usual for the girl to make tho ad-
vances. They usually marry from
the same tribe, but if man marries
out of his tribe he must join his
wife. 1t is thought that she can
work better in country that is known
to her.
The Indian girls of the Hudson,
according to several reliable author
tiles, signify openly their desire for
matrimonial life, when one of them
takes notion 10 marry she covers
her face with q veil and sits covered
as en- Indication Of her desire. If
she attracts suitor negotiations en-
sue, presents are given by relatives
aud friends and the bride taken.
A pretty girl, Manjiknawis she was
called, was fond Of self contained
egotistical young man who bad no
special fondness for her beauty. She
had notion that her ability as o
housekeeper might win him though
her beauty did not. She was solicit-
Gus in attending his wants, mended
his moscasins and prepared his food,
but he was equally Indifferent to
these kindnesses. So she resolved
to play trick. She dug q hole
in the spacious lodge and covered
it carefully. When the young man
returned from the chase he threw
himself down in the usual place and
fell in.
"Ha, hs,' said the girl, as she
helped him ont. 'You are my
prisoner at last. I did it on pur-
pose." A smile came over the young
mans face. Half fattered, and
more amused by the inventive mind,
he said: $50 be it. I will be
yours"
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= A tramp works about as hard
trying to find work as he would if he
found it.
- Whiskey in o bottle may be q
good thing, but in man it's nuis.
ance.
We must answer for our want OF
thought as we'll as for our wauton
thoughts.
- The man who is on the cross
needs no crosses on him.
"A mans ideal woman is always
married to some other fellow.
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l.
Lake Ontario. From Lake Erie the
country ia comparatively level until;
QneenstoWnsH Heights is reached. Here
Ithe; plateau ends rather abruptly by.
steep moline Of about two hun
ldred feet into the valley below. Walk
ling through the undsrbush5 to Head of
the slope 8 gork cons panorama spreads
tout before you. Turning away from
Ithe din, the awful rush and / Gumult
of The cataract and the rapids, here ERE
oil iaS peaceful and Sstill AS fer az
Esssis y San reach before you stretches
lthis beautiful VALLEY. me view from 4
Ehers iR alone worth thse trip down tie
5ors How q longsd 10 own d, one one 81
tho little homast4 adsS That dot His
Majesty jos domain and spsnd d iifa
there among the honey bees and Cd ap-|
i PIE orchard The river, as !. ii tired:
| ont By ita awful fight with rocks id.
1.-the Gorge now scsms half asleep uis it
ssinds its way Iaxily %. The iittie
:fA Z iillage of Queens Va d nessles &C the
4 4 ffllotS of u the heigh while Lake On
lEttIrio can he ! cieariy seen iin ths dis
astance. This Sis said to bs Tie anest;
fruit countsy pa the Amer csn contis
nent. B
i gain crossipg ths vsr, &c Queens
- 20 historic old
village of ssaiston "a the Ameriear,
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-05-12
BALE THEIR COTTON WELL.
Bombay Shippers Bundle It So Com.
pactly They Are Not Afraid
of Fire.

In the opinion of Consul General Skin.
ner, Americans have something to Learn
from British India about baling cotton
THE Bombay bale" he writes, is SC
Convenient in size that one strong NAL
can easily pick it up and stow it. Que
hundred Indian bales can be nlanipu
lated in as little time as so American
bales and with the same labor. The cot
ton is SO compactly pressed that a SHARP
blow from a hammer will cause the iron
hoop to burst asunder, whereas the
American binder must be pried oper
with a special tool. The destiny Of the
bale minimizes the danger OF fire.
"a foreman upon the docks with
whom | discussed this question, told me
that lighted match might he thrown
upon an Indian bale without much feal
that the bale itself would be damaged
and that the workingmen, who are ir
the habit of smoking a great deal. were
under no special instructions as regards
sparks and matches when handling
Indian cotton. On the other hand, Whe1
American cotton arrived the most care.
full precautions were necessary to pre-.
vent accidents
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-05-12
RADlUM CURES SNAKE BITE
But It Is Not Likely That Sportsmen
VIII Substitute It for the
Old Remedy.

II is claimed that radium is sure cure
for snake bite, but the leading experts
will be slow to accept the statement,
says the Cleveland Plain Dealer. The
old-fashioned remedy cannot be lightly
tossed aside. There are too many men
who are ready to insist that they owe
their lives to the fact that the ancient
elixir &,as close at hand and of sufficient
potency. Thousands of fishermen stand
ready to back it up-more particularly
as q preventive. The snakes themselves
are so familiar with it's curative power
that in many instances they refrain
from biting simply because it would be
a waste of both effort and venom And
then again, how is this radium nostrum
to be toted round? Can it be inclosed in
a jug that will go under the seat of the
boat? Can it be housed in flask with
a screw to the top that will find ample
quarters in the masculine pistol pocket?
Has it had any previous experience in
this line of human effort? VIII the
snakes respect it?
Until these weighty questions are an
swered 10 self-respecting sportsman no
ordinarily intelligent fisherman, will
trust himself in a snake-infeSted-or
any other-neighborho without rea-
so1lable quantity of the bourbon nectar
that anticipates as well as counteracts.
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1905-05-12
MUST WE'D WITHIN A YEAR
Otherwise Marry or Bust League"
Members Are to Forfeit
500 Each.

Louisville, Ky.-Recognizing that
true happiness is to be found only in
the marriage relation, IL Louisville
young men have formed the League
Of Marry or Bust" each one pledging
himself to take wife within the year
or suffer expulsion from the league and
to pay fine of $100 Charles j. Hesse
was chosen president Of the league,
Joe d. Bradburn secretary and Stephen
Cassidy treasurer Other members will
be accepted in the league, the only OBJ
ject Of which is to prevent race suicide
and encourage matrimony~ in young
men.
While others were making the accus
toned New Years resolutions, swear
ing to remain on the waterwagon for a
year, not to smoke or use tobacco in
any form, ETC.. Mr.. Hesse and his friends
decided that if a man chose the right
kind of a wife all. inducements to COM
nit sins would be lost, and by agreeing
each man to find a wife within the yeal
1905 they believe they have prepared
themselves to lead lives that will be
examples for their fellow citizens to
profit by.
The most stringent constitution and
bylaws were adopted by the League of
Marry or Bust. Every man who fails to
marry within the year will be fined
500, dishonorably expelled from the
league and will be ostracised by all the
members who have. kept their vows.
He is to be regarded DIS a man without
honor and without Intelligence enough
TO do that which is best for him after
taking oath to do it. No excuse will be
accepted, not even if the bachelor at
the end of the year presents an affidavit
setting forth that he has been unable to
find woman who would have him fer
a husband That fact in itself, it is
maintained by the league will be suffi-
cient reason for his being Stunned and
the ban Of the society will fall on him.
The fines, if there are any are to be
used for fitting out the homes of those
who marry within the year.