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The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31
Are Leaving vladivostok.

PARASITIC Hardin correspondent
OF the Paris Martin reports that many
civilians from Vladivostok are pass.
ing through Harbin bound for Europe.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31
GOOD POSITION.

nrnuFhOns business College Co, whose ~.
will be found elsewhere In this Issue, viii tAAe
hNe students FROM each county and accept on
agreement 10 pay tuition after course n com.
plci"d and position IL secured II not srcuf'd
ho pay asked. clip this notice aud send WIZ
Your application.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

PARASITIC negotiations for a new
Russian loan have been resumed and
are proceeding satisfactorily.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31
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which Is short, underneath the brim.
OF course. are small bunches OF white
and purple yiolets.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Values OF commodities depend on
whether you want to buy or sell.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31
Sensible ltousekeener.

VIII have. Defiance Starch. not aions
because they get onc-third more for
the same money. but also because OF
superior quality.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Fine feathers don't make fine birds,
but the do make fine hats.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Set the hens at night rather than by
daylight.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

II all men were wise the gold brick
industry would cease TO flourish.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Alimony in the hand is worth new
husband In prospect.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup.
Por ehidrcn teethlns Eoft@ns the situs reduces 10
LAmAtou, allayH pain, cures Wind 6ollu. &c botus
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Some men never wander from their
own fircsidcs because they live 10
stcam.hcatcd flats.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

To CURE A tOiD IN OSE DAY
Take LahAthu hrimo Quininr fAbletH. Al drug
glsr refund the inrney n " fats g. cure. D., W.
urulO's signature l. uu each box. sc.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31
When You Buy Starch

buy Defiance ana get the best. 10 ok
Tor 10 cents. Once used, always used.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Mary-Anna is very much In the air
these days.
Jane-Whats happened to her?
Mary-shes Just got acquainted
with q girl named Murisl
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Write Eugene Moore. 80 Old Fellows
BIDS. ~. Louis. Mo. for full Information
~ 49, ~ a,r" plantation Stock for sale
FASTEST payments. ~ dividends guarau.
ty-i. Active Managers and Agents wanted.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Laugh and you husband laughs
with you. weep nnd he goes 10 club.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

Temperance-lecturer-"Now. ladies
an gentlemen. this here chart shows
the terrible effects of whisky on the
linin' of the stummick. Now. what
would you call man that deliberately
drinks whisky after KNOWN the
facts'" The village wag mot strictly
sober)-"Well. prof, suppose we call
him an interior decorator. Judge.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

n "pchnnc. starch does not pleas.
you. return II To- your dealer. II u
does you get oue-thlrd more for the
sam" money. II viii xiv. you salts.
faction, ana will hot stick 20 the iron.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

A wife gets through expecting her
husbands conscience to wake up.
The Marshall republican., 1905-03-31

ond u these days the princess In
every family marrios u man with a u
tie. and then there Is trouble.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
A Coughing Plant.

Recently botantistS have been
giving special attention to the
coughing bean. and tell some
very interesting things about it.
Ii is a native of warm and moist
tropical countries, and objects most
emphatically to dust. When any
particle of dust settles on the
branching pores in the leaves of
the plant and chokes them, a gas
accumulates inside. and when il
gains sufficient pressure there comes
an explosion with a sound exactly
like coughing and the dust is
blown from its Judgement. And
what is stranger still, the plant
Pushes a vivid red through this
spasmodic effort.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
A Useful Album.

II was at the breakfast table, anc
the pretty daughter of the house
hold was propitiating her father
Jack ask me to apologize to YOU
for staying so long last even.
ing" she said, with sundry pats
and squeezes of the old gentleman S
arm as she brought him his second
cup of coffee.
You see, / was showing him
my book of souvenir postal cards,
and we got so interested we had
no idea about time"
I've got an album that would
interest him, too, said her father.
I guess I'll bring it up so you
can show tito him next time. It's
my expense book, with dress
makers bills and so on, all nicely
balanced. II will be fully as ed
ucational to him as views of Ches-
ter and Westminster abbey,
reckon. Elk.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
HEARTS.
By ]. NJ Lewis

] IS Ava ~ y 10
Say, wouldn't Won love to be where I
carved
Ny name and your name, too.
While my heart looked out of nv ewes
half starved
For a smile and look from YOU?
Say, wouldn't YOU like to be there again
Beneath The beech trees shade.
And laugh again as we both laughed then
At the crooked hearts / made?
Two crooked hearts in a tangled skein,
A scroll Of my own design,
So tangly wrangly ii wasn't plain
Which heart was yours or mine;
All that was plain our names cut deep
To the beech trees sturdy heart,
But the hearts SO mixed with slash and
sweep
They couldn't be told apart.
oh, life was a joke that day for You,
And It was joke for me,
And the hearts were joke with the
names carved through,
And life was a shrek Of gleei
And each looked into the eyes Of each
And laughed as glances met;
Oh, YOU and that day are beyond my
reach
But my lips they are smiling vet.
Il was such a Joke was the carver heart,
Was the carven heart of YOU;
Oh, the tangly heart no eve could part
With names Of MS both cut through
But I think YOU sorted them wrong that
day
From out Of that scrolls design,
oh, YOU went your way and went my
way,
But feel that YOU took mine.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
II Makes Ones Blood Boil.

II makes a manly mans blood
boil when he reads of a wife being
shot by husband. especially when
the wife. lovingly calls his name,
and says: He shot me for
nothing If the devil and all his
cohorts have been able 10 conjure
up a punishment sufficiently severe
for such a hend, il would be graft.
fyiug TO know what il is.-Ex.
Old uewspaDers for sale at thi.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
Summary of War News.

Fighting on a large scale is in
progress between the Russian and
Japanese armies at Manchuria.
Cen. Kuropatkin, after meeting
the initiative Of the japanese in
the eastern part Of the Shakhe
Valley, assumed the aggressive in
the weston portion yesterday, and
under cover Of heavy artillery FIRE
from Putiloff Hill and Novgorod
Hill, succeeded driving the Japan
csc from a position in the outskirts
Of Sandiapu. simultaneously the
Russians attacked and captured a
railroad bridge on the japanese
center Much more serious is the
japanese move against the Russian
left wing, which threatens, unless
quickly checked, TO oblige Gen.
Kuropatkin to abandon the posi-
tons on the Hun River, which he
has occupied and fortified during
the winter. THERE'S no confrma-
ton Of the report that the Russian
Commander in Chief has notified
the Emperor that retreat north
ward had become imperative.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
Made From a Farthing

A Dublin workman has produc-
ed novelty in the shape of ket-
tie, cup, cauoer and spoon made
out of a farthing. He hammered
the bronze coin till he had obtained
a very thin sheet of metal, from
which he fashioned a complete and
workable kettle. with a swing
handle, removable lid. etc. togeth-
or with a cup, saucer and spoon,
He can boil water in the miniature
utensil and pour il through the
spout. The weight of the kettle
cup, saucer and spoon is 40 grains
The weight of a farthing is As
grains.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
A CLEVER TRICK.
To Turn Water Into MIA by Just
Breathing on NJ.

Breathing on ~.
The next time you have some Of your
little friends az your house offer 70
turn n glass OF water into milk by
breathing into IT, OF course they will
not believe you can do il and will make
all kinds OF fun at your boast When
you have their curiosity aroused. leave
the room and get your magic apparatus
together.
You will need SEINE limewater, a
piece Of glass and an ordinary glass
tumbler. Enough limewater may be
purchased at the drug store for a few
pennies. half a pint being more than
enough for your trick. The piece Of
glass may be got from an old broken
pane. II should be three inches long
and narrow enough u enter the tum-
bier at its widest part.
Fill the tumbler with the limewater
and bring it into the room where the
children are assembled. Place II on
the table where all may see. but none
must taste Tell them the magic prop
critics Of your breath will change the
water into milk; then breathe frequent
~ into the tumbler. stirring constant
" with n piece OF glass. The perfect
~ transparent limewater will assume
a chalky line. finally growing white I'M
I'll II resembles skim milk. amid the
applause OF the audience.
Next explain that your magic breath
will I'm a few minutes produce chalk.
Let the tumbler remain perfectly quiet
for a time while some diversion is
played. Upon looking Mt the water you
will find that a layer OF chalk has been
deposited In the bottom OF the glass.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03

Old newspapers for sale at this
Office.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
An Abrupt Translation.

The small boy had been irritating
his father with many vexatious ques-
tons about a psalm he was studying
for Sunday school next day.
"Father, what does selah mean p
was the latest.
"Shut up~ said paterfamilias.
The boy said nothing, but in Sun
day school the psalm was under dis
cussion.
"Who knows what the word selah
means 2" asked the young superin-
tendent.
The small boys hands went up,
and he was halfway out Of his seat.
No one else raised a hand.
"Well?" said the superintendent.
"Shut upw said the small boy.
And seeing the look on the teachers
face added: 1T is. l asked papa
and he said shut upP"
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
A Champion.

Miss Hoamley-Didn't ysu hear
Miss Knox tell me yesterday that 1
was the 'homeliest girl in our set %
Miss Cooley - Yes, the hateful
thing! / gave her a piece of my
mind about il afterward.
Miss Hoamley - Oh, did you?
I hope you weren't too hard on her.
Miss GOOdley-Well, / told her
she ought TO consider how sensitive
you must be about it.-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
Items Of Interest

A cautious grand Juror at the
Old Bailey, London, brought his
own Bible with him, to be sworn
upon. and SO took no risk Of mi
crobes.
Twelve hitherto unknown min-
uets BIZ Beethoven have been dis
covered in the Vienna Court IL
brary. They are 10 be played in
Paris shortly
The amount of money advanced
to Irish tenants for the purchase of
their lands under the various acts
of parliament passed since 1880 is,
according TO a parliamentary pa
per, SIPS, 866,0l5.
Lecturing the other night at
Liverpool, Rev. Ian Maclaren said:
No man is justified in marrying
who can not obtain a frst-class life
certificate from a really good in
surance company.
When leaving Sydney for Amer
lea, the London Mail says, Pad
erewski ordered 0,00O large panel
photographs Of himself for sale
during his American tour, the larg-
set order Of the kind ever known
in Sydney.
A plan is row OH foot to connect
some Of the scattered islands in the
South sea by wireless telegraph. 1t
is thought that it will be of great
benefit, as there is now no means
of communication between them.
Before a Scotch Judge may take
his seat on the bench he must con-
duct probationary trial TO the
satisfaction of his brother judges.
Lord Ardwall, appointed bill cham
Der Judge by the king, has just I'M
dergone the ordeal.
Fifty numbers of a newspaper
800 years old have been found in
the State archives at Stettin, Pom
crania, containing quaint descrip-
tons of the plague, shipping dis
asters, etc, the news of January
being given only in August.
Recently a Bath .(Me.) secret
order initiated a candidate aged so
years He joined for the social fea-
lures and took his degrees with
several other candidates. He says
that he is going to try to get what
fun there is going while he lives.
A Partisan lady, claiming Sl0,-
600 damages from her landlord be-
cause the noise Of the horses next
door kept her awake, produced as 5
evidence a dressmaker's certificate
showing that, owing TO want of
rest her waist had become two
inches smaller.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
An Explosion.

When the Afro-American bank
failed an angry deposition met the
president and demanSed his money.
"Where my money? / want my
money. / dom keer fur de bank.
des want my money!
"How / know where yo' money p
said the president contemptuously?
You amt posted. Wat yo' know
bout business? When de bank fail
hit des explode, and dey amt no
money."-New York Tribune.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03

No hnerprofessional compliment
could be paid to a lawyer than
Joseph II. Choate's remark con-
corning the late James c. Carter
of New York: When he retires
he viii make room for a thousand
lawyers. "
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
A Tragedy.

rhc scar had wcanly begun Gun
Ior Willie Week.. poor fuans
fc was bcsci with hiu and dun Non
And bad vcr little
This cash won pas my dues Tunc "
gc nothing here but ones and
Albright Thought struck him. De- said Mod ~
The rich Aiiss C0'drucks viii
But when hC paid DIS court Co her Thru
She iispcd bot firmly said. 80
Alas. said De- thcu I must dic' Er;
isscui went where Ties say souls
They found his gloves his ooataudhat Saf
The coroner uuou them.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03

Another Atlantic cable is to be
laid by the Commercial Cable Com
pany and bids for its laying already
have been received.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-03-03
a Forfeit Game.
One OF the players takes a spoon and
taps on the table with II. saying:

taps on the table with II. saying:
Spoon. spoon. spoon sping.
Who can't do this. can't do a thing"
Then she passes the spoon on to the
next one. But she does II in a certain
manner by using the left hand or by
holding the spoon with a certain num-
Der OF fingers or BY doing something
else unusual The one who receives
the spoon must pass It on 20 the next
one in exactly the same way. II she
fails. she must do It over again and
again TIN she does II right. and II she
cannot DO Il she must pay a forfeit
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-08
MRS. J. II. Patty
LEAVING FIVE DAUGHTERS
DIED AT MIDNIGHT

Mrs. ]. II. Patty, widow of the late
John II. Patty, of Bishops Bank, died
at midnight yesterday. having for the
last two years suffered much from i'll.
health, her condition being critical
for two or three weeks. Present at
Mrs. Paty's bedside were all the
daughters. The funeral will be held
from the residence at 4 o'clock this
afternoon.
Five daughters survive; Mrs. J. j.
Egan, Mrs. A. w. Van Valkenberg,
Mrs. +. A. Mott.Smith. Mrs. c. s.
Weight and Miss Lille d. Patty. Be.
sides the daughters, Mrs. Patty left
two sisters. Miss Lillian Bolles. re-
siding in Honolulu, and Mrs. d. +.
Loveland, residing in Seattle.
Mrs. Patty was born at Lahaina,
Maui, January 7, 1850, and was mar.
ried August II, 1871. to John H. Patty.
She sang In the old Fort street church
choir and later IN the choir OF tn.
Central Union. She took an active
part in charitable work and was be.
loved by all who knew her.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-08

must attach to the fatherhood or favor
for such detestable tactics.
The quotations made in the report
of what organizations Of tle mainland
with similar names-not similar or.
ganizations-have done is almost pitt.
full because it brings into strong per.
spective the utter hypocrisy of 1t all;
the attempt to make what has been
done by the local "Civics" appear in
another form than what 1t really Is.
Why. the methods adopted by this
"Civic Federation" not only do not
tally with the methods Of real Civic
Federations of the mainland but they
violate every suggestion Of the Golden
Rule which members of the Executive
Committee are supposed to swear by.
The worst criminal on earth, in every
enlightened country, is entitled to
lnow and reply to the charges that
are made against him, and here comes
| band of men made in the image of
God and claiming superior virtue, who
condemn men in public life and when
asked why, respond, I'VE have hest.
fancy in articulating because we might
be called to account"
The Executive Committee of the
"Civic Federation" may perhaps have
heard of such q thing as moral fibre.
Their attitude as shown in their public
course and their report which was so
promptly turned down, proves to this
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-08
CORRESPONDENCE PROGRAM.

The little coterie that has been pos
ing before the community as the Civic
Federation" went before a public meet
ing of its limited membership yester.
day. The so-called Executive Commit
tee came out of the session properly
discredited, charged with unfair meth.
DDS, condemned and put before the pub
lie in its true light-as cowardly. for
only towards stoop to cowardly meth.
DDS.
The report presented to the public
meeting was a combination of blight.
Ing hypocrisy and simpering cowardice.
That report says that the object of
this Civic Federation" lis 10 influence
public opinion in favor of sound prin-
ciples." Then the Executive Commit.
tee in its report goes on to prove that
II has no conception OF the primary
principle Of civic decency-fair play.
That report opposed men well known
In this community with the most das.
tardly and cowarGly form Of attack
innuendo. Then, when the members
Of the committee were challenged to
come out and make their charges the
whining response was made that 1t
might result in libel.
What does that mean7
1t means that these alleged censors
OF personal and political morals met in
secret conclave and mouthed gossip
and hearsay about their equals II not
superiors in virtue. When asked to
come In the open, they respond, I'VE
don't dare to, we might get held up for
libel"
The community is ready to believe
them. 1t is ready to believe that they
will say things, will say cowardlv
things in private which they would
never dare to utter In public for fear
that they would either have to answer
in the court or what would be more an.
propriate perhaps, have their heads
smashed.
IL they are afraid of libel, nothing
ran be more apparent than that they
are well convinced that the charges
they make against men under discus.
sion are of doubtful truth.
Is this courage. is this sound prin.
ciple. Is II manly, is 1t civic decency,
Is 1t common decency, is 1t manly2
The response is found in the action
taken by the twenty.eight of the lin.
tied members of the"Civic Federation
who so promptly registered their dis.
approval Of the report. From the vote.
1t would seem that even members of
the committee may have hurried to
get In their vote against the utter lack
Of principle In the report in order that
they might escape the just odium that
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-08

Continued on Page a.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-08
Cor. HOTEL and UNION STREETS

tee to be made more definite and spec.
life. His objection to the report was
that It failed to set forth the com.
mittee's objections to the candidates
unapproved. He. thought the report
most cowardly and reprehensible. He
said:
These candidates must then have
committed some fragrant offense either
against the laws of the Territory or
against society. In my judgment this
Is most cowardly and unmanly, most
reprehensible. There is no way in
which these men, who are charged with
being unfit, can go before the commu.
nifty to defend themselves. Absolutely
no charge is made against either Of
these men--simply general state
ment that we should withhold our en-.
dorsement of them. In my judgment
any one who would vote In favor Of
that report would sandbag a man in
the dark unless there happened to be a
mounted patrolman at the corner. II
leaves those men under the imputation
of having committed a most serious
crime. II they have, let us say so.
We must have the courage of our con-
victions II this organization is to be
of real weight in this community. II
MIR. Booth has disgraced himself In
some way, and that is the reason for
Withholding an endorsement OF him.
let us say SO and make an issue of the
matter. II his moral character is bad.
II he is unfit mentally, let us say so
and use that as plank In our plat.
form. ! don't believe in making sweep
ing charges against a man, without
specifying"
The Judge added that he consider.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-06-08

Castle suggested that a motion to
adopt the report was in order. Silence
reigned. Then Dickey moved that the
report be accepted and fled" Car.
ried. This was worse and more of 1t.
An embarrassed atmosphere prevailed:
sort of an ante-storm calm.
AT this point Judge Humphreys en-.
tered the hall and Castle sent him
copy of the report to read.
Theodore Richards took his hands
out of his pockets and arose, to bring
the matter before the meeting, as he
expressed it, that the report be adopted.
Judge Weaver moved that the por.
ton of the report referring to the sher.
iffship be considered separately from
the rest of the report, Carried.
Judge Weaver then moved that the
portion of the report referring to the
sheriffship be adopted.
Chairman Castle put the question. A
modified mingling of Affirmative voices
endorsed the motion, f. S. Dodge alone
coming out with loud and emphatic
mo" The motion was carried.
Then arose Judge Humphreys. He
spoke with ringing eloquence and all
heads turned his way, some faces, not
ably those of T. Richards, d. l.. With
ington and w. II. Castle expressing
emotion as the words of the Judge
grew warmer.
Judge Humphreys moved that the re
port be referred back to the commit