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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06

Consider for moment, while dwell
ing on the fact that every man, woman
and child in tne United States con
Sulnes on an average over thirteen and
one half pounds OF coffee in year,
how much other stuff these same men,
women and children drink that they
only think Is coffee
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06


watchdog of the treasury must be
toothless.-New York Herald.
Grand Duke Vladimir is said to be
perfect wreck. If he isn't he will be
when the Terrorists get through with
him.-Memphs Commercially appeal.
Kansas is the home of the brave,
and when it gets out of the STANDARD
OIL Company's clutches it will be the
land of the free.-Kansas City Times.
The only thing that the Senate does
not amend is the scripture that Dr.
Hale recites in the morning, and there
is no telling when 1t will fall to on
that-New York Mail.
The Beef Trust will obey the SUI
preme Court mandate. Hereafter, in
stead of fixing the prices by agree
ment. the trust will fix them by mere
accident.-New York American.
A peculiar fact is that 1903 began
on Sunday and will end on Sunday,
and therefore has fifty-three Sundays.
This will not occur again in 10 years.
,-Leesburg (Va) Washlngtonian.
Carrie Nation has just denounced
some Of the Kansas State officials as
devils anarchists and hypocrites."
Mr.. Rockefeller is doubtless glad that
someone has said it for hm.-Wash
ington Post.
Japan would be justified in address,
ing to the powers the question, What
are you going to do about it? should
they show any inclination to monkey
with the fruits Of victory.-New York
Evening Sun.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothin,
Syrup the best remedy to Use for their child rel
during the teething period.

An eastern college freshman. who
was seriously hurt while being haZed,
la, brought suit against the college
Tor heavy damages. \ few strong
loses of this Kind OF medicine will
'uie the haZing disease.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06
For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
FOR Consumption. 1t is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price Pc cents.

Henry Clews intimates that the
crrasing too fast. Maybe If we were
all rich bankers like Henry that opin-
on could become popular.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06

bachelors and club men are the
bandits, guerrllas and ontcasts of SO
rjety," says Dr. Benjamin lde Wheel
n The doctor seems to be almost
Is elephan,ine a joker as Prof Osler
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06
RAMS HORN LASTS.
Warning Notes Calling the Wicked to
Remembrance,

OTIIING W ! | J
correct n libel
quicker than cor
rect living.
No money Is
worth making
( II a t unmak
the man.
The unfaithful
Christian makes
the inhdel world
1t is His name
on our work that
makes it worthy.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06
To Break IN Now ShOes.

Always shake in Allen Foot Ease, powde..
bwollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions Al
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. DOM accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE Add ress
Allen 5. Olmstead. Leroy, Nv
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06

The Ballot.-No man can have his
heart filled with the spirit of the Mas
ter and his pockets filled with fraudu-
lent ballots at the same time-Rev. G..
b. Vosburgh, Episcopalian. Denver
Colo
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06

A man can fly off the handle With
out the aid OF flying machine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06

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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-04-06

O. d. WILLIAMS.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
RELIGION IN MANY TONGUES.


Thirty-Eight Languages Used In
Celebration at Rome.
A religious celebration took place at
the college of the Propaganda. In
Rome. recently, which was attended
by students from all parts of the
world. who spoke or chanted in thirty
eight different languages.
The first language on the list was
Hebrew. says the New York Herald. in
which MaroEite student spoke. Then
followed poetic compositions in Greek
and Latin, after which the languages
of Asia were in evidence.
Samaritan was spoken by Ephrem
Haddad of Diarbeker. and in their turn
there were Leard Arabic Asforica, a
dialect of Arabic; Syriac, Ethiopian,
Coptic. Turkish. Kurdish Chinese. by
John linen. Chinese; Malabaric. lit
erary Armenian, Bacca, dialect OF
Zulu. by student from Natal; vul-
gar Armenian, literary Chaldaic, CAT
FIRE, dialect; Zulu, Tamul and Vulgal
Chaldaic.
Next came the languages of Europe
Portuguese, by a Brazilian STUDENT;
German. by Franz Repner of the do
cese of Columbus, o.; Hungarian. Eng
lish. by Francis James from England;
Latin, by student from Zante; mod
ern Greek, by a student from Santo-
rim; German dialect poetry. by Fried
rich Prieshoff of Cincinnati, o.; Rhe-
tian Romano, Irish, by William
O'Brien, from Ireland: Scotch Gaelic,
by John Macdonald of Nova Scotia |;
Roumanian. Norwegian. Albanian;
French, by Samuel Lange, a Cana
dian Polish and Dutch.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

full of that great reserve power which
belongs to men who live much alone.
He had learned to read and write and
cipher little and this constituted his
culture. But in every branch of wood
craft he was a master and physically
he was perfect young giant.
After he had conducted Miss Flor
ence on a few expeditions and his re.
serve wore on. he began naturally to
unfold the mysteries of nature to her.
and she became deeply interested In
exploring this great new world under
his guidance. Nor was Jasper himself
without interest to her. Never before
had she seen perfectly natural man,
and as she came to know him better
she realized that never before had she
known so powerful a man mentally
and spiritually as well as physically
The puppets of society. the dandies OF
the ball room. the boulevard and the
opera became contemplate to her, and
the Eollowness of their lives loath.
some.
AS for Jasper Coouradt. Florence
was the first lady from the outer
world he had ever seen and his won
der knew no bounds. All the women
he had ever seen were Indian
squaws and the few wives OF
the lumbermen and settlers-all
old and of e very different sort than
this dainty bit of Dresden China which
had fioated his way. Her daintiness.
her beauty. her culture. her learning,
her marvellous clothes all impressed
him profoundly AS whole, she was
mystery to him.
Now, what do you think happened?
OF course, my romantic young wom-
an readers will shout in chorus: He
fell in love with her." And my ro-
right. That is exactly what happened.
He fell in love with her SO deeply that
all the sunshine in the world seemed
absorbed in that one little bundle of
femininity and all the rest of the
world was dark.
One day just before the Delamonts
were about to start home the woods
man took Florence upon hill which
commanded a view of his rough cab
in, and here he told her of his love.
II don't reckon you kin love a great
rough Injun like me-" said he. '"And
| don't reckon you could live happy
up here In the woods-if ye could
you'd make me the happiest man in
the world-but l couldn't let you go
without telling you of it. I want you
always to know that up here in the
woods in rough little cabin there's a
heart that's beatin' for you all the
time. l don't know much of the world
and I don't reckon l ever could do
much out yonder. but if ever there is
anythin' kin do to make you happier.
let me know an I'll do it If it can be
done"
And all at once all the world faded
away from Florence save only the
woods and the lake and the little cabin
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

Elliott S. Ranney, the well-known
New York Athletic club automobilist.
is constantly experimenting with new
machines, and not long since had a
car made to order from original de-
signs with $50 horse power. This was
quite step forward in the size of
automobiles. as the largest practicable
car is now 100 horse power, and even
that is considered by many experts
to be too much.
AS Nthe giant machine approached
completion Ranney's misgivings grew
in proportion. Finally the new car
was finished. trundled out into the
roadway, and everything put in readi.
ness for the start.
Ranney took hold of the crank, but
the pressure was too great and he
could not bulge it. although he is a
very muscular man. After two or
three more Intellectual attempts he let
go of the crank, and with great sigh
of relief. exclaimed:
Thank God!"-New York Times.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
The Young Physician.
WHAT HIS EXPERIENCE PROVED.

In the early sixties 1t was usually the
duty OF a practicing physician to ride
many miles every day on his regular
round of visits upon his patients. In
those days young man who had received
splendid medical training In one OF the
best medical colleges of that day was ac-
customed TO ride ten, twenty or thirty
miles or more visiting the sick and
afflicted. His success was soon phenom-
email. Doctors and families called him for
consultation TO towns at considerable dis
tances by rail. One of his specialties was
the cure OF those distressing diseases OF
women. He bad early discovered that
by combining the vegetable extract of
tho following medicinal plants In Just the
right proportion without the use of alco-
hol- prescription invariably cured
such cases. Later. In order to place this
remedy before the public In a shape easily
to be procured, he established a labora-
tory at Buffalo, n. y, where regularly
qualified chemists were put in charge to
accurately prepare his prescription and
put II In shape for shipment to all parts
OF the United States. This remedy, which
he named DIR. Plerce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton, Is not "patent medicine" In tho
common acceptance of the term, but a
tonic for women. and regular physi-
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
Automotor Cars.

The International Railway Congress
at its recent meeting in Washington
considered the use of automotors and
in it's resolutions declares that exper-
iments with this class of vehicles
should be continued.
at may be expected" the concid-
sions say. that from now on automo-
bile cars and automotors hauling trail
ers will constitute valuable means of
transportation which on some lines
will have great future. Owing to the
saving in the number of employees re-
quired, the probable reduction in cost
OF maintenance. the material reduction
in the cost OF traction and better util-
ization of rolling stock and the smaller
extent Of station installations required,
1t will be possible materially to reduce
the cost of working lines with little
traffic, and will, in the cases of other
lines, result in a material improve
ment In the working of some classes
of service. Their use will certainly eff
feet change in the system of opera
ton In the case OF a great number OF
lines and appears TO have real fu-
ture before It."
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

and the straight. quivering figure be
fore her. And she knew that the
world was well lost
"And II should stay?" she wills
pered.
IF you should stay" he repeated.
looking at her in bewilderment. Then
catching the significance OF her flushed
cheeks and her dropping eyes. he ex-
claimed. III you will stay will build
the biggest and finest cabin in all the
woods, and 1t will be my thought all
the day and my dream all the night to
learn to make you happy. VIII you
can you" He clasped her tight
to him, unresisting.
And stay she did despite imperative
Papa and historical Mamma and
storming Aunt Mary and chattering
sisters and an amazed world and a
be-pictured press and busy Mrs
Grundy.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
Some Garden Enemies.

How plant can survive nowadays
is mystery, for almost everyone has
some special enemy or enemies; in
fact, their name is legion. says the
Garden Magazine. There are biters,
borers, suckers and cutters; there are
mildew. rust. blight and scab While
there are Wholesale methods of de-
stroying most Of them, there are about
two dozen CRITTERS" that have to be
known by sight and fought by special
methods. All insects may be divided
into two classes. the biters and the
suckers. The way to get rid of the
pests that bite and chew is to poison
their food, but the fellows that suck
the juices and pay no attention what
ever to poison on the outside surface
of a plant have to be met and slain in
open battle.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
. Mars PeepIed BY Earmsr,.

MARS is inhabited" The fact IL
proved. according to Prof. Robert w.
Prentiss OF Rutgers College. by the
straight lines on the surface OF the
planet, which. he says, are fertilized
areas of land instead OF huge canals.
as heretofore believed by astronomers.
These views. which are the results OF
his scientific researches. he set forth
recently In stereopticon lecture held
under the auspices of the board of ed
ucation at Fifty-ninth street and Park
avenue.
He said that nearly the entire sur
face Of the planet Mars was desert
land. and that through the wastes
were many straight lines. which he
believed were strips of land. cultivated
by intelligent people.-New York
World.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
Professor Wentworth and John J


The stories told at the expense of
Prof. Wentworth. commonly known as
Bull" Wentworth. and for years con-
nected with the Phillips Exeter acad-
envy. are legion. The following, how
ever, is one of the best:
1t was the custom on opening day
for each instructor to take the names
OF pupils of his classes.
Now" said Prof. Wentworth on
one occasion. 81 want every boy to
give his full name. II your name is
William Henry Smith say William
Henry Smith. and not w. H. Smith
nor William II. Smith,
The list was nearly completed sat
isfactorily when the name of John Jay
Brown was given. The professors
chance had come. and he roared out !:
John ]. Brown; John ]. Brown; will
any one tell me how to spell u"
Eyes. SIR said the boy, Jay" and
Prof Wentworth laughed with the
rest-Boston Herald.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

die. as the magnificent scenery and the
limpid water. She went on one or two
hunting expeditions with her guide
and learned how little she really
knew of the secrets of nature. She
began to have an awe of this young
savage, untutored in the knowledge OF
men, but wise in everything pertain.
ing to animals and growing things.
Jasper was an unusual man. The
son of political refugee who had fed
from Europe and buried himself in the
depths of the forest, he doubtless had
in him better blood than he knew. Left
an orphan at an early age, he had
grown up practically alone and was
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

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clans prescription, ana contains the fot'
lowing non-aicohoiic ingredients
Lady's Slipper fCvprfpedluu1 Pssbe,oensl
Black Cohosh (Cimlci}u0u Bucemosal.
UrlSoIn 70. nnunsstI.Mn Lttteume
Golden Seal QIydrssfis Canadsnsssl.
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scientifically prepared by experienced
chemists Mt the Laboratory OF the
Worlds Dispensarv Medical AsscrIs-
tinn Entyajo
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Ut. Pierce does not claim for his Pa
vorite Prescription that II IL n scure- all =
1t IA Recommended ns A most rnrferN
specific for womnn,s nc,-nliar atinsnf.
-, uriforyr arc sha ,,I. t ~ s'i,,ss
H. 'n.. - ~. ~ .ne Icsts wnIcn Ioi,ow
.ne use VI tnis Iemnrknoie remedy, thai
~ can DO truly affirmed OF vFavortte Pro-
s sJJ.np..on mat V u.,cuvs nstpS ana dtnoss
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The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
VI SLAUGHTER or
n1zuor VN0Rl ID
- ~ lux7zS nev,AAe

When Florence declared she would
rather go to the woods with Papa on
his hunting and fishing trip, than to
go abroad with Aunt Mary or to Sar-
atoga with Mamma, they all thought
she was crazy.
What in the world one could do to
pass the time, for the life of me.
can't see." remarked Mamma.
No comforts. no luxuries, no balls,
no tennis, no golf-nothing that can
see excepting mosquitoes and bugs
and cheap hotels" added Irene, toss
ing her queenly head.
And no men," concluded Myra,
struggling her shapely shoulders.
Florence laughed good-naturedly.
well, it will be different. at any
rate" she responded. I'm tired to
death of Pullman cars and palatial
steamer saloons and stately hotel
rooms and the eternal breakfasting
and 1uncheoning and dining and sup
ping. Yes, and Pm tired of golf and
tennis and automobiles and balls. And
the men in our set don't interest me.
They're all alike. So I'm going with
Papa and see how he has his fun. 1t
always escapes and goes on his out
ings alone when he gets a decent
chance. Maybe l won't like 1t, but I'm
going to try 1t this season anyway.
You girls needn't complain. 1t will
make one less girl to divide the men
with"
And so to the woods went Florence
with Papa. He demurred a bit at
first at the idea of dragging a girl
about with him, but Florence always
had been his favorite and they were
famous comrades. He would have re-
belled had 1t been any other woman
in the world. but he knew that Flor
ence was sensible and would mind her
own business and not get in the way
One of her good qualities-one which
had appealed strongly to him since
she was very little girl, was a GER
tain resourcefulness which enabled her
to be happy and contented with her
own thoughts and occupations without
depending on others. For the rest, he
knew he would enjoy her companion
ship and her bright wit.
Nor was he disappointed. She took
pot luck such as the rough hotel of
lercu WltHOuI HuTmur. ne Taught
her to shoot and fish, but she declined
to go with him on his fishing and hunt
ing expeditions, realizing that she
would spoil them. They had gone
far into the Northern woods, many
miles from railroad, to one of these
rare spots which the enthusiastic
sportsman smells out, where all is yet
wild and unbroken by the ravages of
civilization save for a rough cabin or
two and the crude log structure Ia
beled "Hotel." Delamont's pater was
an enthusiastic hunter and fisherman,
and each year sought some such spot
and plunged into the hardy out-of-door
life with enthusiasm for some weeks,
recuperating his tired nerves for the
long months Of fierce professional
work.
So day after day he went out with a
guide or some chance companion and
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
Johnny on Twins.

When asked to write short compo-
sition on some interesting experience.
Johnny, after much labor, handed his
teacher the following:
Twins is a baby, only it's double.
It usually arrives about 4.37 in the
morning when a fellow is getting in
his best ticks sleepin'. Twins is ac-
companied by excitement and a doc
tor. When twins do ennything wrong.
their mother can't tell which one to
lick, so she gives 1t to both of 'em
SO as to make sure. We've got twins
10 our house, and I'd swap 'em emmy
day fer billy goat or mos envy
thinR."-Success Magazine.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

STAT. OF I os.c' 6 c,gr oy ToIrDo't".
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senfog
partner Of the arm of y. j. CHENEY Co., doing
Aforesaid, and that said arm wifi pay The sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CATARnm that cannot be cured by the use Of
HALLS CArAKEH CUBE.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my pres-
ence this 9Th day of December. A. u. 1895.
...I sor.nr PUBLIC.
Hairs Cztarrh CLre Is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfAces Of the
syafem. seud for testimonials, free.
=. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

the girl was left to her own devices.
At the start her father had brought
to her guide in the person Of Jasper
Coonradt, a young woodsman born on
the shores of the lake. and told her he
had arranged that this particular guide
should be at her service for any ex-
cursions she might desire to take. rec
ommending his reliability and valor in
strongest terms. She did not go about
much at first, coutenting herself with
reading and dreaming in the supernal
quiet of the primeval forest. She took
some long boat rides on the lake. ad-
miring as much the iron muscles and
skill of Jasper as he welded his mad
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

Near the Tonga islands. In the Pa
eific. some time ago a fish net was
sunk $4,000 feet below the surface.
That is the deepest haul ever made.
II took a whole day to sink the net
and raise it. Life was found even at
that depth. over four miles. where
the temperature was Just above freez-
ing and the pressure 1000 pounds to
the square inch.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

won't shake out or blow out: by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and ons-third more for same
money.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
TEA
The modestest thing in the
world is tea. 1t is only teal
TIE "A

1t is a womans fondness for change
that prevents many husband from
leaving any in his pocket.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

Superior quality and extra quantity
must win. This Is why Defiance Starch
is taking the place OF all others.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

"Dyspepsin Tormented Me for Years. DE-.
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy cured me-" Mrs o.
8. Doughsrty, hilvills n Used over ~ year. soo.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

Pat Grove says he can't stand living
away from Omaha. The question now
is whether Omaha can stand Pat.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

Some farmers are troubled with in
fammatory rheumatism. and some
others with infammatory Reubenism.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25

When young man begins to call
on girl twice week his mother
fears the worst
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-05-25
EA

Tea is coarse or fine, tea
or weed, harsh or smooth,
keen or soft, heavy or bright;
but words are empty.