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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
He Knew II All.

he Knew II All.
Oh. once there lived upon this earth,
In long forgotten land
n man who vowed that women
He had learned to understand.
He wrote down all their qualities,
And by the rule of three
He managed to evolve at last
wondorous theory
He knew when they would laugh OF
He only had to COUNT
lie knew when they would smile OF
sigh.
He knew not only when. but why.
And the exact amount
He knew Just what woman meant
This scholar so astute!-
when she. called pins magnificent
And baby hippos cute"
He knew just when her no meant yes;
lie knew, indeed-oh pausel-
lie knew the magic meaning
OF the little word because"
He knew II all. or thought he did
Oh comedy OF life!-
Until one day he married
delightful little wife.
Alasl Alackl oh. mercy me!
Now what do you suppose?
She wouldn't live by rule of three,
she laughed at all his theory,
And led him by the nose.
New York Press.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Japs Read Little Fiction.

During 1908 of the books called for
at the imperial library of Japan 1896.
GIT volumes, or zig per cent, related
to mathematics, science and medicine;
1871, or 20 per cent, to literature
and language; theology and religion
i2,4S6, or 1.6 per cent, while Is per
cent OF the applications were for books
on history and geography, Fiction
finds no place in the classified table of
books in demand by readers in this
Japanese library.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Comforte Of Travel.

The porter on the California Limited
TINS winter will be prepared to press a
gentleman's trousers while he waits
ms Is new wrinkle introduced for
the dement, of tastidlous dressers. II
isn't absolutely necessary to carry
along an extra pair of trousers. either.
the porter works while you sleep.
On this luxurious train daily market
reports are received by wire: there
are the latest morning and evenInS
newspapers issued en- route, fine sta.
uonery, library Of western books ana
current magazines. A Whitley exer.
ciser Tor those who wish to keen I'm
.helr sthietlcs, and electric curling
comforts. "o' "a'S'
The Santa Fe intends tn kosn n.
fast nyer at the front
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Oldest German is easpard eriesser.

The senior inhabitant of the Ger
man empire is an old man named Gas
pard Griesser, who lives in the village
of Lorsch, in Hesse.
He does not know his exact age, be-
cause the registers of the village do
not go as far back as 1898, the year
in which he was born but the rec
ords of the parish church prove that
he was baptized in December Of that
year, so that he is now certainly Ill
years Of age.
Gaspard can see. hear and eat well
and can walk without support. He
spends his days smoking his pipe and
he has never left his native village.
A man who was IL years old when
Napoleon | was crowned emperor OF
the French, and who might have
fought at,Leipzig, cough he makes no
claim to this, is something quite out
Of the common.-Sketch.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Ancient Book Lona Hidden.

Clyde A. Mcintosh of Fort Fairfield,
Me-, has one of the two volumes OF
the first edition of John Locke's
Essay on the Understanding" pub.
lished in 1859. The book was OBJ.
tanned from poor farmer in Cape
Breton. In handling them the second
volume dropped down into the wall of
the unfinished house, between the in.
side and outside boarding, and II was
not deemed worth WI , to ferret il
out from its hiding place.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Atlantic Waves.

The size of the Atlantic waves has
lngton Hydraulic Bureau In height
the waves usually average about thirty
feet, but in rough weather they attain
from forty to forty-eight feet. Dur
ing storms they are often from 500
feet to 600 feet long and last ten or
eleven seconds, while the longest yet
known measured half mile. and did
not spend itself for twenty-three Sec
onds.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Free Food for Children.

Many thousands Of children go TO
school In France every day without
having had breakfast. In Paris the
school canteens have proved bless
ing. They buy food at wholesale rates
and are thus able to supply luncheons
of beans. vegetables and macaroni at
three cents each for those who can
afford to pay, while the poor are fed
gratuitously.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Within and Without.

How often, while women and girls
sit warm at sweet firesides, their
hearts and imagnations are doomed
to divorce from the comfort surround.
ing their persons, forced out by night
TO wander through dark ways, to dare
stress of weather, to contend with the
snow blast, to wait at lonely gates and
stiles in widest storms, watching and
listening to see and hear the father.
the SON, the husband coming home
Charlotte Bronte.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
THE NElGH6oRS
ALL USE THEM NOW.

Sb'NN St'S W Wy bOuu
Kidney Pills. How They Saved the
Shop Of Kansas Blacksmith-cur
was Permanent too.
Goodland, Kan, Feb. 20th.-(Spe-
ciaD--So quick and complete was the
cure of N. e. Albertson, a local black
smith, that 1t almost seems like a
miracle. He had Rheumatism so bad
he feared he would have to give up
his shop. One box OF Dodd's Kidney
Pills drove away all the pains and
they have never returned. Speaking
Of his cure Mr.. Albertson says:
81 had Rheumatism in my shoulders
and arms for years. Part of the time
II was so bad I could not sleep at
night. My arm hurt so that 1t seem.
cd I would have to give up my black
smith shop. l went to the drug store
and bought one box of Dodd's Kidney
Pills and took them. have not had
the, Rheumatism since. A great many
OF the neighbors are using Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills since they saw how they
cured me-"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

So sorry that YOU have got to wait
for your automobile, because the de.
nand is greater than the supply and
the manufacturers in consequence are
Ear behind their orders.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Recalls DAVIS of intolerance,

According to old deeds, the whole
tract of land adjacent to the town
hall at Watertown, Conn, is saddled
with a condition that mo Episco-
palians or other sectarians" shall be
allowed to build residence upon II
for themselves.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Secret service officials are telling us
how to detect new counterfeit ten.
dollar bill. What most of us need are
pointers on how to detect and capture
genuine bills of any old denomination.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
no.bsror.,sswest Powders for chiid

successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse
T., the Children's Home in New York cure
Constipation, Feverishness, Bad stomach,
Teetbinp Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels and Destroy Worms. over 5o'OVO
Testimonials. At all Druggists, Csc. sample
FREE Address A. S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N.Y.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

In a debate in a village in Oregon
on the question, Resolved, That o
hypocrite is more despicable than a
liar" 1t was decided that the liar was
the more honorable. This may be be-
cause hypocrite is always a liar. and
something more besides.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Lack OF proper food or an INSULT
Client amount of food may be one Of
the causes of truancy, but many a
gray head can recall how he played
hockey on a full and perfectly salts
fed stomach.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

The teacher in a little hamlet In
Leeds county, n. Y, who has been
keeping school with only one pupil
since the beginning of the year must
feel more or less like hen with one
chicken.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Edward Geneay, naval gunner who
shot and killed prize fighter who as
saulted him in Honolulu, was fined 81
and warmly thanked by the citizens
for abating n public nuisance.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

When a San Francisco magazine
prints an article with the caption,
Another Go-West Period" the pre-.
sumption is that 1t is booming Hawaii
and the Philippines-not to mention
Guam.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Many people strongly believe that
more than one efficient flying machine
will be brought out next summer. but
Uncle Russell Sage isn't investing any
money In EN-.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

. A New Jersey postmistress has re-
signed because the salary of the of
fee is only $14.75 a year. She ought
to have incorporated it and watered
the stock.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

A good many people are wholly un-
able to understand the Dodge-Morse
divorce case, and from all accounts II
appears to be a good thing not to be
able to understand.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

A Philadelphia citizen of Italian
birth has sued a doctor for charging
him $50 tor not curing him. II Is evil
dent that the immigrant hasn't vet
become thoroughly familiar with
American institutions.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

BERTHE Stopford, of London, the
present lion of Gotham's 400, is as yet
unable to say whether he likes Ameri.
cans or not Meanwhile the country
is broiling on the Goals of suspense.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Kouropatkn reports that many of
his soldiers are declining 10 fight be.
cause they cant understand what
there is 70 fight for. Heavens II
that doctrine is permitted to spread,
what will become of the worlds great
armies?
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Valuable Eastwood Tree.

e. A. Gibbs of Stowe, VT, recently
cut Eastwood tree on his farm which
measured in the log 2,ls5 feet. He
has sawed from the butt log $50 feet
OF sound marketable iunfber
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
e,,b gnolIsh Counties.

Lancashire. England, is the next
richest county to London. It is rated
At si4.OOO, 900, against London's
RIs,500,000.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Mean Fling at scotchmen

A man who says he is an English
man writes to. the Westminster
Gazette that he has learned that In
1867 there were only thirty-six Scots
in London. and that he now knows
the meaning Of the expression, the
good old times"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

II those girls in London who are
asking for licenses to run motor cars
get them, life in the great metropolis
will be more perilous than ever.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Lucky Marconi! Not only is he
going to be married, but he is going,
to marry pretty daughter of the
Oldest family in all the Irish peerage,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
TEA

Americans drink the worst
tea in the world.
There is plenty of good
here too.
Your grocer returns your money II you dOn''
like schillings Best.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

1t was real sweet of Mrs, Stuyves.
ant Fish to patronize the chorus girls
OF the Lady Teazle" company and try
to give them taste of high life, but
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
I EA
Arsenic In Daily Food

The average person takes about
o'OOOS grains Of arsenic in his daily
tood' Fish, rocksalt, water, and wine
are comparatively rich in arsenic
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

A South Dakota legislator has bill
to provide for the protection of jack
rabbits. II will have to travel fast to
keep up with its beneficiaries.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

what are the rich in America do
ing to-day?" asks the Boston Globe
We do not think it necessary to reveal
our plans.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Cookery for Danes.

A course Of cooking lessons for pen
only has been begun in Copenhagen
under the auspices of an Influential
committee.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

An English court has decided that
a school teacher Is not a gentleman.
That's why we like to hold her little
hand.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
T>EA

Tea is cheaper than water,
if tea is comfortable and
water is not.
In every package OF Seedlings Best Tea is n
booklet How to Make Good Tea
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

After all is said and done, any sa-
lutte to the flag that does not come
from the heart-whether by man or
woman-is of no value.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Why express surprise that Geor-
gia woman's mouth was frozen open?
Now, II IL had been frozen shut
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Rudyard Kipling thus far has sue.
cessfully resisted the inclination to
write another poem on his old friend
Adam Fad, Esq
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
EA

Almost nobody takes the
monev;almost nobody wants
the money.
Your grocer returns your money II you DOM
Ike schillng's Best.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

The mad search for gold is once
more far out at sea-this time in con.
sentative Albion.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
UTAH,

It is almost sin to mention It, but
Patti will be GO next month.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
Growth of Beard and Nails.

In every seventy years the average
man grows beard rs feet long. hair
almost so feet long and nails 20 feet
fong.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

Thoughtless editors are trying to
egg Alfred Austin into writing a poem
on the Russian situation.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

To Uncle Sans newest, speediest
cruiser the whole nation sings Mary
land, My Maryland"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01

DR.. Patton says men quit hard work
too young. But some of EN- begin too
old.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
,EA

We couldn't moneyback
tea, if our tea weren't better
than tea as you know it.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
IKE Schllling's Best
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
TEA

Tea is a dainty taste and
a dainty feeling.
Coffee is dainty too, but
another sort altogether.
Your grocer returns your money II you don's
like sehilllng's Best
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-03-01
First Pantomlme.

The first regular English pantomime
is said to have been Harlequin Exc
cuted'" produced at the Lincoln's Inn,
Fields theater, Dec. 26, 17l7.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-11-29
De1oit.

| Mr.. and Mrs. o L. Fink we're not sat-
isfied with Texas life. Mrs. Fink and son
returned and moved into their vacant
house on the farm ca Il of town, Mr..
Fink i coming soon
Mrs Thos Munsey and daughter lose
Phine. are making visit with relatives in
| Nebraska.
A. j, Mason is in Nebraska on bust.
ness trip with view of locating there.
Mrs. Sol slater was in Deloit last Sun.
day at the home of her brother, Geo
Winans.
N. L Hunt of Denison was at Deloit
last week helping care for his mother
during her illness.
Ms. ". Hunt departed this life last
Saturday evening, she has resided here
many years and is among the pioneers of
the county. she was frierd to every one
and none knew her but % love and respect
her. and although not able to get away
from home much of late years she will be
greatly missed from the home circle.
Meetings are in progress at the L. D..
$. church this week. Elder j. @. Crabb
conducting tie services they will continue
for two or three weeks or longer.
A very large gathering of friends and
relatives met Tuesday morning at the L.
d S. church to pay their last tribute of
respect to Mrs. M. Hunt
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L Rudd of Dow CITY
attended the funeral of Mrs Hunt. also
a number of other friends aud relatives
from Denison and Logan.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-11-29
Kiron

c. E. johnson and o. E.. Clauson
had business at Odebolt on Monday.
Paul Dobbs severed his connections
with the G. j. Larson butcher shop
and returned to his home in Onawa on
Monday. He expects to celebrate
Thanksgiving by taking unto himself
a better half.
On Friday evening of this week the
Ladies Sewing Circle of the Mission
Church will have sale to which they
cordially invite all to attend; the pro-
ceeds of the sale will be used for mis-
sionary work.
Rev. ]. A. Benander, the efficient
pastor of the Lutheran Church, has
rendered his resignation and has ac-
cepted a call to a church in Illinois.
His removal is regretted by all.
N. P. Swanson returned on Satur-
day last from Bronson, Iowa, where
he was suddenly called to the bedside
of his mother who is not expected to
live. When he left she was still
very low with little hope of recovery.
Otto Berggren and Emil Palm re-
turned last week from their southern
trip.
Mr.. S. j. Singer of near Schleswig
and VIM. Baker and Harvey Neville
from near Boyer marketed poultry in
Kiron the past week, and purchased
goods from our dealers.
Guy A. Crow from Mapleton, Iowa,
is the new clerk at the Walters drug
store. Court has put in fine line of
holiday goods and will be unable to
handle the trade alone.
c. S. johnson, who holds forth at
Boyer, spent Friday forenoon in our
good and busy town.
E. Starner of Odebolt had business
that brought him to Kiron on Wednes-
day last.
Amelia Michaelson, who has spent
the past couple of months with her
sister, Mrs. A. F. Johnson, at Acron,
Iowa, returned to Kiron on Tuesday
last to remain.
Kiron has number of ladies that
deserve praise and commentator for
their public spiritedness and welfare
of the town and to push to success
whatever they undertake. Some
time ago they were back of doings.
that netted a sum of money which was
set aside for school house fund. Our
town needs school house and it seems
as if the women have this good cause
at heart more than the men. Last
week they got together and held
council and it was apparent that some
thing was doing. Soon the committees
We're busily at work calling on our
citizens for donations and eatables,
and announced that supper would be
served on Wednesday evening at the
Kiron hotel, and the proceeds to go in
to the school house fund. Tickets
were sold at twenty-five cents meal
and the young ladies and women who
set out to sell the tickets would not
take mo" for an answer. 1t would
take up too much space to praise the
dainty supper prepared fit for any
king and served in the very best of
style. Our people all turned out with
The exception Of few who could not
arrange to be present. The event was
profitable and social one and the
let proceeds amounted to $4,000. By
many it wculd be taken for granted
hat it was a church doing, but this Isl
Incorrect as the whole affair planned,
pushed and executed is to be credited
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-11-29
RESOLUTIONS.

WHEREAS 1t has pleased the wise
Father to call home Mrs. Mary Ans
worth, honored and beloved member of
the Deloit w. c. y. u. and mother of
Mrs. Della Phillips, vice president of the
same 1t is with sorrowful hearts that
we bow to the will of the Master, know
ing that our loss is her gain. Therefore,
be 1t resolved that we extend our sincere
and heartfelt sympathy to the sorrowipg
family and command them to the One
who has said: II will never leave nor for
sake thee"
Be it further resolved that these resol-
utlons be copied in the minutes and print
ed in the Denison papers, also that copy
be sent to Mrs. Phillips.
Mrs. Alma Prentice
Mrs. F P. Nixon Com.
Miss Florence Nixon
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-11-29
Y ail

John Champion, ]. P. Doherty amp
Mr.. Will ,Maloney returned from
Chamberlin, S. D. Friday afternoon,
where they took up some land.
Some one entered the saloon of John
Maloney and took over ten dollars
worth of change one night last week.
Mrs. L. L. Hulse was a Denison
visitor Saturday.
Eddie Granny spent Sunday at home.
The heavy rain all day Thursday
kept number from attending the
"linen shower" at the home of Mrs.
Jas. REILLY in honor Of Miss Emily
Monaghan.
The program by the Alpha Literary
Society Wednesday afternoon was very
fine and enjoyed by all.
Those going to spend Friday after.
noon in Denison were disappointed as
No. 3 was over four hours late.
E. M. Sheridan came from Des
Moines Saturday evening to be pres
ent at DR.. McEvoy's marriage.
Ollie Sophy, being we'll enough to
take home, two of the sisters went
with her Sunday afternoon to Dunlap
and returned Sunday evening.
Mrs. Pierce of South Omaha came
to care for her daughter, Mrs. VIM.
Farley, who is quite sick at her home
here.
The marriage of Emily Monaghan
to DR.. ]. NJ. McEvoy of Delta, Iowa,
took place Tuesday morning at St.
AIMS church at ten O'Clock. Rose
Monaghan acted as bridesmaid and Ed.
Sheridan as groomsman. The wedding
march was rendered by Maude Granny.
After the ceremony the wedding party
drove to the home of the bride, sever
al miles north of here, where din
ner was served to all the relatives and
a few intimate friends. The young
people left on the afternoon train for
Delta, Iowa, where they will be at
home to their friends after December
18th, 1905.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1905-11-29
Hfiop

O. n. Underhill is visiting under
the parental roof.
His health is not SO we'll again and
he is taking vacation.
Elmer Wade and wife spent Sunday
in Woodbine, their old home.
DR.. Coon returned on Friday from
his trip east where he purchased
$12O0.00 worth of modern apparatus
and fixtures for the new office he and
DR.. Wright are to open up in Denison
on Dec. l.
r. Shaw Van was in town on bust
ness Monday.
Henry Bohm and Dora Bohm were
in town on business Saturday.
Rev. Williams assisted in the SER
vices at the Baptist church Sunday af-
ternoon. There was large attendance
and the services were very interesting.
There will be services in the Bap-
fist church at this place Monday even
ing and possibly revival services all
week.
Frank Howorth reports the death
of three head of young cattle in one
night from black leg. He secured APP
propriate medicine and will try to pre-
vent the death Of further number.
A concert will be given in the Con-
gregational church Thursday evening.
Musical talent from Denison and Dow
City will assist our home talent and a
good program will be rendered.
DR.. L. M. Coon has decided to go
to Denison on Dec. LIST and form a
partnership with DR.. Wright for the
practice of medicine and surgery. DIR.
Coon has had splendid success here as
a physician and since the erection of
his hospital and sanitarium has been
very successful in the treatment of
surgical cases and diseases of the di-
gestive organs and diseases of women.
Denison will be wider field and we
wish the doctor success in his new
home.
DR.. Evans is on the sick list.
DR.. johnson and wife called on
Arion friends Friday.