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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
Setting Himself Straight.
IMarch Ilppincott's.

George Washington Thomas, an
able-bodied negro Of Sleepy Hollow,
appeared before Magistrate Nuss-
baum charged with stealing chick
ems. The negro was accompanied
by his lawyer Colonel Simmons, a
rising young white attorney. The
old Judge sauntered into the dingy
court-room where he had reigned for
more than twenty years, and after
calling for order he looked around
on the little company there assem-
bled. Seeing George Washington
Thomas. he pointed to him and
slid,-
BE you the defendant in this
clse?"
Quick as flash George was on his
feet, and, not understanding legal
terms, he exclaimed politely
mo, sab; no, sab; amt de fen
ant: dar's de Tenant ovah dar."
And saying which, he pointed to his
lawyer. There.was a general laugh
about the room, in which the queer
old Judge joined heartily. The
darby felt abashed. He was visibly
embarrassed. and, thinking to cor
rect the mistake, iif. mistake it were,
he said again, pointing at his lawyer,
"Yas, sab; he's de Tenant" and,
pointing to himself, he said, FPS de
gent'man what stole de chickens
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
Destructive Fire.

To draw the fire out of burn, OF
heal a cut without leaving a scar, use
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. A spe-
cific for piles. Get the genuine. j,
L. Tucker, editor of the Harmonizer,
Centre, Ala, writes: II have used
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve in my
family for Piles, cuts and burns. II
is the best salve on the market
Every family, should keep it or
hand" Sold by z. Wayne Griffin &
Bro. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
Seek Snake Bite Cure.
brooklyn EnEle.l

The Carnegie Institute, which has
the spending Of the Sl0,000.000 do
mated by the great ironmaker, has
been asked to set aside good-sized
appropriation for the research work
to discover an antidote for snake
venom. 1t is probable that the re-
quest will be granted. For thou
sands of years the secret has been
sought in vain.
II was Prince Lucien Bonarparte
who. in 1913, first made chemical
analysis of the venom of the viper,
separating and determining its active
principle, which he called "viperine. y
A similar principle has been separat-
ed from the poison of the rattlesnake
by DR.. Weir Mitchell. the celebrated
physician, scientist and author, which
he named "crotsline." But until
recently there was little knowledge
of anything antagonistic to this
great toxic agent, although so-called
cures for snake bite, ranging from
whisky to the Indian sponge stone,
were plentiful enough.
In 1895 the experts of the Nation
al Museum announced that strych-
nine was an absolute antidote for
snake venom, but this statement la
ter was modified very considerably.
Several years ago japanese inves-
tigator, working under the direction
of DR.. Weir Mitchell, announced a
sure cure for rattlesnake venom, but,
as a matter of fact, satisfactory
antidote is yet to be discovered. A
surprisingly large number OF per-
sons die from snake bite in the Unit
ed States evey year, and the public,
as well as the medical fraternity,
welcomes the announcement that the
Carnegie Institute has set aside a
fund for the purpose mentioned.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
SunflOwer Philosophy.

A man who can manage woman
can manage anything.
1t is one sign of years if you don't
care how you look on a cold day.
A cigar mingled with friendship
has bought more than one man.
Many of our rich men take up a
profession as an excuse for loafing.
No matter what you want done,
the doctor will tell you it will not
hurt.
We would't be bit surprised to
hear that the bad place is frozen
over.
We Judge man by his works, a
woman by her beauty, and mules
and onions by their strength.
Who fiatters you the most, the
politician or the man who owes you
money?
When a woman knows she is home
ly anyone can make her very mad
by looking hard at her.
Poor relations never look so poor
as they do when they ride in car
riage belonging to rich kin.
A woman lodge organizer is not
far removed from woman suffrage
lobbyist.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
Nodol Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.
Rhin0cer0S Butts Train.

A collision recently occurred on the
Uganda railway, British East Africa,
that would be possible nowhere else
on earth. A huge bull rhinoceros
rushed out of the bush and charged
at full speed the so-called mix up. "
train, which was slowing down as it
approached the station Sultan Ham,
ond, 2lS miles from Mombasa. The
train was stopped and the "rhir O.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
BY the Tonic Route.

The pills that act as tonic, and
not as drastic purge, are DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. They cure
Headache, Constipation, Biliousness,
etc. Early Risers are small, easy to
take and easy to act-a safe pill.
Mack Hamilton, hotel clerk at Valley
City, N. D., says: 1.-TWO bottles
cured me of chronic constipation. "
Sold by z. Wayne Griffin & Bro. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
Sleep Induced By Water.
(collIer's weekly.1

According to Captain j. H. Ander-
son, the Hindoo mothers in the Sim
la district of the Himalayas have
novel method of putting their chill
dren to sleep. A place is leveled off
in the neighborhood of some spring
and bed made of leaves or mat
ting. Water is brought from the
spring through a hollow bamboo
stick so arranged that the water.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
impoverished soil

Impoverished soil, like impov-
erished blood, needs a proper
fertilizer. A chemist 10y analyz-
ing the soil can tell you what
fertilizer to use for different
products.
If your blood is impoverished
your doctor will tell you what
YOU need to fertilize it and give
it the rich, red corpuscles that
are lacking in it. 1t may be you
need a tonic, but more likely YOU
need n concentrated fat food,
and fat is the element lacking
in your system.
There is no fat food that is
so easily digested and assimi-
lated as
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03

was discovered about 100 yards down
the ira TX. Slowly he returned to
the jungle, and was soon lost to
sight. He did not escape unframed,
for pieces of his thick skin were
found adhering to the train, but the
fierceness of the assault smashed the
engine step and splintered the inch
and-a-half footboard of the first car
riage.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03

rIts perfect nonsense, Bessie, for you to
talk of being laid on the shelf Why, 1t all
depends ON yourself Forget your worries,
your aches and ailments do as ! did, take
plenty Of out-of door air, cultivate happi-
ness by not allowing your mind TO dwell
on the trifles and the worries of life. ! sent
thirty.one cents in stamps to DIR. X. V.
Pierce of Buffalo, N Y, for his Common
Sense Medical Adviser, and found 1t con-
tanned much Useful information about the
care of my health, about physiology, anat-
omy, and everything woman should know.
| then decided to write DIR. Pierce and tell
him all about my ailments. | received
such nice, carefully considered aud con-
hdential letter. in reply, giving me advice
about INV diet, exercise and all This
advice is free TO everyone and wonder you
don't write him at once. II didn't take me
many months to regain MY good looks.
Ever since | was fifteen ! have suffered
untold agonies periodically but now ! am
free from pain, worry and bad temper. Oc-
casionallv took Dr. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets-this for the complexion, and to
stimulate the liver. Then ! took DR..
pierce's Favoritc Prescription three times
a day for those womanly weaknesses
| told you about. That's my secret OF
beauty It's the easiest thing in the world
TO be happy and keep ones good locks.
Look at the thousands Of women who have
been made well by Dr.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription look how they keep theiI
good looks. DIR. Pierce Offers $500 reward
for any case of Leucouhea, Female Weak
ness, Prolapsus, OF Falling Of Womb which
he cannot cure. All he asks is a fair and
reasonable trial Of his means Of cure"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03

flowing out Of the end of the tube
with a fall of a foot or so, strikes
near one end Of the prepared bed.
The child is placed on the bed in such
way that the water as it flows from
the bamboo tube strikes against his
head. After 10 or Is minutes the
child falls asleep. The slumber in
duced in this artificial way lasts for
two or three hours, and this long
nap is given the child in the fore
noon and again in the afternoon.
The natives believe that children
who do not have this novel water
cure will become diseased and die.
So far as known. no physiological ex-
PLANTATION has been made of the reas-
on why the falling water striking
against the child's head causes
sleep.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
Weight of a Dinner.
[kansns city lourBal.]

1t has been seriously asserted by
many people that we are naturally
lighter after a..meal, and they have
even gonelthe.. length of explaining
this by the.amount,of gas that is de-
veloped from.the.food. Average OBJ
servations, however, show that we
lose pounds 6ounces between night
and morning;J. that we gain l
pound IL ounces.by breakfast; that
we again lose about IA ounces before
lunch; that:lunch puts on an aver
age of / pound;Ithat we again lose
during the afternoon an average of
10 ounces, butithat an ordinary din
ner to healthyTpersons adds 2pounds
2 ounces to their weight.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-03-03
Pleasant and Harmless.

Don't drug the stomach to cure a
cough. One Minute Cough Cure
cuts the mucus, draws the inhamma-
ton out of the throat, lungs and
bronchial tubes, heals, soothes and
cures. A quick cure for Group and
Whooping Cough. Sold by z. Wayne
Griffin & Bro. m
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18
,,9er Ratier faRn aIeS!"

ais has @robbersostbum SIb.ns
burg gum aaiierreib Sruntrsid ess
b0rte, Gresrte ii6 Der prdfett ni4t pes
mig iiber bic sepoltieen MOOre Der
bortisen 9sesnb. Dem eritens enttaz
men msbrere perionen, bic BON ben
SrdnSoien perfplst ipurben. bur9 bic
Slu9t auf's WiOpr; Der &aiier bate
mebrere Re9imenter ousf6ideu milf
fen, penn er ibrer in bieier 9eeenb
bGtts bobbaft loerben ipOllen. 3peitens
aber 1T Der Moprrau9 fir ieben, Der
ni9t bardn sefpDbnt 1T, unertrdeIi6.
60 berief ulio Der prGfett einmul eins
srobe 8srfammluns nd9 Slbsnburg,
nm ii9 &dtbf9ldge iiber Ibfddffung
bes Mporbrennens uIb babel eine
@erbsFeruns Der Moorcultur sebsn gu
ldFsn. 9lasemeines a9feIauden Der
8uusrn. st seibt MIDI" hieb es BON
alien Sstteu. nWas9" ruff Der PrGz
fett, .es eebt ni6t? Der Saiier tann
ulIes!!" nRp," Iuste oa gang selaifen
elmer Der 8auern, -penn Der &aiIer
aliens lam, bann tann be ia man beer
@seten lang &ohmeB (&ubbiinssr)
resnen laten; benu tdnnt't man gebn,
obsr unners seibtt midi"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18
Rsin ttnterfdjieS.

Ri6arb Serbian, Der idottii4e
@9a6fpielsr, bisIt einmul sine 2obs
rebe auf glmsrita unb bob babel bers
ppr, bab Tpsar bic &elIner Elm fpuit
nireenbs iibIides llnabbdneieteitsees
fiibl an ben Gag Isgsn. vSn europa"
meinte er,. 1T Der aeIIner erseben unb
piqfGbris, ni9t neil er Dor bem @uite
I9tun9 bat, Ionbsrn neil sr obns bic
beu6leriIde Grssbsnbeit berbuusern
miibte. Sisr in 4meritd bruu9t elm
trGftiser Mann ui9t gu berbunsern,
unb Der &slIner bat ni6t nDtbis, eine
fDl6e Grsebenbsit pOrsufpieseIn."
sd traf,~ fubr 5err Serbian ID
6eInb fort, idOn bic ieItiamiten
@rsmplure bon SeIInsrn; 70 frasts id
neulid einen:
.Sasen Sic, &ellner, 1T bas bier
eine S4tpeinstotelette pber etne Sam>
me.sioteIstts9"
,Wlerten Sic bas nidt am ges
I6mads9" mar feline 9tntport.
,Nsin!" erpioerte ih.
nNun," meiHte Der aslIner, rtusl9en
rntsridhb muht's Oann fir Sic. gu
piFen, mas fir cine 8otsIetts es iii2"
Serr Sorban = unb Inbere nit
ibm = Tinb Der aniidt. bab Der 9els
nsr bur8aus ni9t llnredt bate. @is
Der gaNirer bes Reitaurants bariibsr
ba9te. ipurbe ulIercings ni9t ertldrt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

4u9 cine 9unittritit.
Der Ssnoriit 6lsderl fat ouf Der Sois
zee bss ,8antiers 9lumenitpd seiuns
asn, unb als er bereits bus brittle 2ieo
Su Gnbs seiunsen bat, tritt Der Sauss
herr auf ibn gu unb iust: ~Serr 5les
detl, in Der 3eituns itehi man6maI,
sic Iins,n Idls9t. pihen Sic, i'd pers
itebe sipur gar mir BON Seiana, aber
id fam Sbnen iuseu, bab Sic gut
iin9en.S
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

mibfam nod f6pieris. CUR 0eto'
rttipn BON Seppiden, Sduben uip.
IdBt ii9 bic Seduit feIbitreOenO ni9t
benuben.
&inbsr, bic i'm 4usSGblen bon Mlu.
fern seipanbt finb, tonnsn aud
StrpFarbeiten = nidt gu Dertpe9Ieln
nit 9urd3u9sarbeiten = ouf Jtlet
unb Sill ausfiibren. Man lam ios
iopbI fpeiben Daf6tiiq, ipie f9DarSen
@oumippllens unb Mplentiiq bafiir
pGblen, unb gum Surd3isbsn obs
ite9enben, tpie sleihfurbisen 5doen
nebmen. Ser eritsre empfisblt ii4
mebr, neil bic bunte 4rbeit ben &leis
neu beiier sefdlIt. 9an5garn unb fos
gsnonnte 6Iorieibe foIIte ME perpens
Ret perben, bd iie am Siil bdngen
bIeibt unb man alIes gu permeiben
bat, mas bic 4rbeit erf9psrt. Im
beIten benubt man fir Wui9tiia ges
toGbnli9e StridbaumpOlIe uno fir
ihiparsen Sill bic gIGnSsnbe norbis
i6e Woue. Die 8eripenObarteit Der
SiiuFopfereien, fir bic jsoe Wlobens
3eitune 8prlaeen lisfert, 1T eine uns
bearen5te. Sn WeiB bienen fie CUR
@ersieruna bon Saus> unb 8ettz
nGI9e, lnterr0den, 9arbinsn, Seden
uTtp., unb in S6tparS nit farbisem
WluIter su ben alIbstannteu untsrrods
po!ants, ipie au S9iirSen Ii. bsl. m.
Sob man nur eroben Siil nimmt,
peritebt iib bon ielbit. llebrisens tann
man auf SiG aud &reu5iti4itidsrei
nusfiibren.
8orseSsi6nets Muitsr fir &rsuSs
I:iditidereien ooer poreeSoeene iollte
man 8inbtrn aus pGbagogiI4en
@,iinben ME in bic 6Gnbs ssben. @rs
fters tperben iie bann nimmermebr
IslbfGnbis beim 9lrbeiten, spsitens
blsitt bic phantaiie unseipedt uno
brittens sr5isbt man iie babur9 CUR
S,Gebeit unb Selbitiibsrbebung. Die
fsrtistn Saden feben febr nett aus
unb irerben alIgemein beipunbert,
nrber tas 8inb ii9 bunn fdlisbIia
tinbiloet, es hattie ben eanSen 9egenz
itonb poIIitGnhig IelbIt gemddt, tpdbs
renH cs bod nur seountenlps ben pora
eesoeenen, rsTpeftioe borse5eihneten
Sid naagenGbt bat. 9luss GeIuste
| gilt in nod b0berem MaBe fir anees
faneene 4rbeiten pber ipl6e, BEL be-
nsn nas Uluiier bsreits seitidt 1T unb
RE tIeinen Sdnbe nur ben 9runo uuss
fullen. Mlan ipGbls bic bsntbar lei9s
teiien Sthnifen, aber laife bus Sinh
bic eanse 4rbeit ielbit unb ni9t nur
gum S9ein MAIDEN.
5riiber mar bas Striden bic .rits
Sdntatbeit, ipeI1e man Mdbden
Iebrir, ttuts, ba bic Sanbitriderei feline
ireIsntlibe RoIe mebr ipieIt, empfiebIt
ss iit nitht, iunee ainber bieis ims
merbin ni6t eanS einfa6e uub 10
narenlcs langpsilis. Ssdnit por az
len anteren lsrnen 5u Iafen. $50 es
bpG 9eTtiebt, ba tbut man es ia nur
| her 2;dt'tion SuIiebe. @eraoe bic err
fen San:arbei!sn fplIen bic &inber
gum lpeiferen Sdaffen anrsseu, nit
fem leibisen Striditrumpf uber
nirmt man ibnsn bic 2uit an Der
Snnccrssit.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

-8ei @eIeeenbeit. ngas
rpnefe 5ifi bat Dir ia bic SunO fiir's
2ebsn serei9tl9" = rSa = unb iid
gleid elm paar 9rilantrinse Ourun
gepiinfdt!!"
8Orfi6tis. r9llfo Biup.
tpsnn Ou IdOn drtis bift, bring i'd
Dir bas nGdite MoI beibe SdnOe pOl
8onbons nit" y3eig' bod nal
Define SGubs, Sante!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

= 4n BEN Saartn berbtis
seSogen. @r: wNein Saar eebt
INNER msbr aus = mas lGbt iid bu>
sesen thun9" Sic Sch 0u ni9t 70
piel aus!"
Z 3uitimmuns. rSit es nidt
cine unptridGmtbsit BON bsm 8ranbs
buber, mid einen srduen Giel gu nenz
nsn9" = r9epib, Sic iinb bod bod
items melirt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

= 8erein barung. Batter:
n9lliO, Iisbe 8Iurd, Su bait heute Sc
burtstag, ids' nal, bspor bic 9ratuz
lanten tommen, tpie alt piait 9u
fsin9"
9iesute 5reunbin n nSeis
nen 9eirutbsuntrus bat mir msin
8rGutigam an 8orb zines Seeboms
piers stmadt." Greunbin: r9l9 mas,
bd pirft bic Ssefrantbsit pObl auf
ben @eritanb unsiiuItig ein9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18
GunfiGhriat. Nri.

= Der 6dnfiGbriss. Sribs
den tommt bur6 3uful grab 5tnSu,
aIs Batter unb Wiutter in Der aiide
beim CANT bunSsrsifli9 tpsrOen, nobel
Ueridieoene SOpfe in S9erben seben.
Gritaunt bleibt er on Der Sbiire ites
ben. Iiebt .insn aussnblid bem Sanbs
semenae gu unb ipsnbst Ii6 bann
fopfI6iittsInb ab nit ben @orten:
pRa, bu bin i'd ia in enc idOne 9eIeas
i9aft oeratben."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18
-Snber @ef4i4tsfnnbe B {

-Snb Der @ef4i9tsfunbe be.
,Na9bem mir 70 bic triegerii9sn
9robtbaten NappleOns l, betrd4tst
baben, fpenben mir uns gu ben 8srten
bes Srisbens, bic iid an ben gfamen
bisIss srobtn Mannes fniipfen, unb
bur9 bic er iih au9 ben 0ant Der
gaa6pelt b.rbient bat. SOnnen sic
mir piellei6t elm iol9es nennen, Jrdus
Isin Gusenie9" 5rGuIsin gusenis
(Sp9t.r eines gonbitors, f9tpdrmtz
riTd): rad, ia, bic RupOleOnfdnitte.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

Ra9unbnad. 3psi &la>
pierpirtuoIen feben i'm Circus bic
@orItelluns Looping the Loop. d.:
Wie mag lpObl 10 cine bulsbre9trii9s
Probuttion sinitubirt perben9 D.:
Sd bsnts mir, Der S9leifenfabrer iibt
bas elm, ipie mir eine &Iupierpafage
iibsn: 5uerit gang Iangfdm!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18
Mie b,ikt benn 0tin @oter9"

-Srpnif d. 0idter Gein Stiid
bem Sbeutsr : Sirettor porleienb) !;
y. .(Sisr fdut bic @rGfin in Sbns
mu4t. y" Director: n0ubrIid tein
Dunber!"
= Der pabre prOb. ProB:
rRu, bat Der PripatOetettip berausees
brudt. mas mein Serr Sohn nit bem
reiden SuI6enssloe tbut9" Setretdr:
rSSdipobI. in bic Spurtuiie trdst sr's.
Pros: Der ungeratbene!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

= Sietsuntibren M n n.
8rantenpGrtsr CUR Grou Oes Suuies,
BEL beren Mann er Nu9tpade bGlt:
nSbr @atte bat bisI. Radt tart sefiss
bert unb piel i'm S9luf seiprO6en.
Gr Suntte ii9 pffsnbur nit Semanb,
benn er nunnte Worte pi,: 2un1ille,
alts 8rdbs, 8untipps. =" Sausfruu:
r9l6, bann bat er ii9 nit mir i'm
S9lof unterbalten."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

Aus &aIau. .Sieb nur, ipie
srGblid 5rau 2ebmunn ipatidelt!" -
rglm @nbe bat iie trumme 8sine9" =
no fOIIte iis bic benn iOnit bab.n2"
Gin 3eitbiIb. grf,r Rei>
ienber Gm 9uitbpf, gu isinem Golles
gem: ~Seb,n Sic, in bem Sotsl bier
herriden eigentbiimlide 8erbGltniFe.
3peiter Reiienber: rWieio2" Griter
Heiisnosr: Der SOteli.r mar friiber
Saustnedt unb Der Suustnsdt mar
friibsr Sptelier!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

.Sat 0ein Monn nidt redt sstobt,
uls Ou ibm bi. Rednuns Der Sdnei'
berin Seisteit9"
vRa unb ipie!"
Limb mas tbat.it Su benu bages
gen2"
sd seiste ibm aud nod bic Suts
re6nunsen - unb ou mar er ipra6s
lost"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

-atnbermunb. Der Helm.
Sans: 4apa, ia bG-te, baB Is in Reip
goyt Wollentrabsr sibt. Jag, iudt's
heun bort aud tie MoIisn2
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18
lIlIl @ '7.A



8Orfi9tig. bin i'd ni9t
bas bette 0iGosI auf Der sanan WeIi?
Gag, glIfrso!" = m8u lpeibt bod,
S6aB, bab i9 ni9t ale teuue!"
-Sanbgrsiflid. Dent Dir,
bic S6mibt bat ibren Mann babel ers
tappt, pie er bas Stubenmdbden gez
iiibt bait" = pRun, mas bat fie oenn
ba seiugt9" - n9ciagt sarnidts, nur
- sethdnl"
aufsebGust. rBas madt
benn Wleier sissntli9, Der ii9 ppr tiz
mem Sabre etdb!irt bat?" = ra6,
bem lit Is 70 i6le9t gesaugen. bub er
susrit i.in gtIdGft uns oann iid itLbit
en- ben Nogel bdngts."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18
Griter geroienft.

Ridt.r: .Sbr @ertbeibiser iust,
bob sic iitb Idon nit sebn Sabrtn
bos 8rot ielbit berbient boben. Sn
ipelder @eiIe sei@ub bas9!"
@srbrt9er: ~9Gns' bab i g.
ftpbl'n!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

Der Serr 2eutnant 1T in @elbperl.s
senbsit. lin bieie au bebeH. beT6lieBt
sr, feline solbsne llbr burh ben BUR-
i9en ius 2sibbaus trasen gu ldfen.
n3isb ober Define Gibiltlsiber an. Sos
1unn!" bsfieblt er nit bebeutidm.n
Gussn5pinteru.
.Su 8sfsbl, S.rr 2eitnunt!1 eripis
bert Der 8urfde nit sinem beritGnbs
niBppuen @rinIen. =
Sobann md9t aber in benz unges
tppbnten Gipil sinsn nidts peniser dls
eIesarten Giubrud, ipesbaIb Der 2eibs
hcusbeomts ibn frGet: r9eh6rt beun
bic iuitbore llbr aud Sbnen2"
pPss,+ erpibsrt prompt Der 8urf&
men Germ 2eitnant BON andPp!~
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

.Sisb Ont i auf bic 8ins bier Bride tpmmt Der alner
- unb bann befea. id5!"
,gDas ponn9"
Damn hrud 9u Durau iomm aener be3ubf"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

prOfeffOr: ~Mertpiirbis; pie
bsute aIes 70 seb.imnibpou tbut in
rreinem Saus, aud iub i'd meiue 5rau
borbin elm patst peritedsn. SolIte am
Gnbe mprgen mein @sburtstde iein2
Wlub bod slei9 einmol i'm @onperfas
tipnsleriton nadisben."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-05-18

Riot pGblerif d. 8ater:
Die Srma betOmmt nm fiinftauIeno
mebr, neil iis etnen SDter bat" Be
iperber: r!SGttsn sic ni4t eine So9>
Ter nit Stu.i SDtern9"
-Gmpfinbl d. nDesbaIb bat
Did benn eigsntlid Define Sante ents
erbt9" - rDus mar cine bumme Sc
ihidte. SD beiorste ibr einmal'ein
Billet fir cine Sssfubrt unb ba tpurbe
iie auf sinsm alten Sdruubtnoampfsr
cinssihifft."
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
CURRENT COMMENT.

Deacon Rockefeller tells young men
not to be good fellers." Well, we can
not all be Rock .fellers. Miami Record.
Several crimes have recently been
recently been traced to the reading OF
dime novels. But imagine the deeds
that result from the enforced reading
of the reports of the Census bureau
and the Department of Commerce and
Labor The man who has trailed
through 100 pages of statistics is ready
for anything from Welsh rarebits to
murder Miami News.
The United States government says,
if you sell certain patent medicines, you
must take out a liquor dealers license;
and Florida's State law says, if you are
possessed of one of these documents, it
is prima facie evidence that the person
having it is engaged in the illegal sale
of intoxicating liquors, wines or beer.
Now, what are the druggists going to
DO about it?
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
A Race of StaJyyarts,

The study OF the Improvement OF the
human race by selected breeding has
in recent times been dignitied by
science. The glib argument Is applied
that. as we improve the race Of race
horses by selection Of parents, we
might produce similar effects by super.
vising human marriages. There are
several fallaclcs in this reasoning. We
are able to breed fast race horses be-.
cause we want fast race horses, but
the difficulty Is that We do not know
what ideal Of man we should aim at
London Medical Press.
The St. Lucie County tribune. (Fort Pierce, St. Lucie County, Fla.) 1905-1920, 1905-10-13
Victor HugO's Double.

Victor Hugo had real double In
flesh and blood who exploited his phys
ica resemblance to the man Of genius.
He cut his beard like Hugo's, copied
the masters dress In Its smallest de-
tails and so for eighteen years dlvid'
ed with the master the admiration Of
the public. His especial delight was to
pose in poetical attitude in front Of
Punch and Judy show. He did this
at particular spot every Thursday
afternoon for years, thoroughly enjoy
Ing the murmurs Of curiosity and APP
plause proceeding from the gaping
crowd which he deceived, We do not
hear that he rcaped any other reward
but his pleasure