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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

An Indiana lawyer has quit practice
to run a saloon. Before deploring this
as an evidence of degeneracy one
should pause to reflect on the fact that
and maybe he needed the money.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

In utilizing the information dealt out
by an investigator regarding the utility
of old paper for underclothing care
should be taken that dirty old microbic
five dollar bills do not get mixed with
the discard.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Opportunities Overlooked

Il wonder" said the chimpanzee, why
some human beings are ashamed to recog-
nlze monkeys as our common ancestors"
It's our ancestors fault" answered
the ourang-outang. Our ancestors didn't
have the foresight to pillage cities or ac-
Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
WouIdn,t That Be Fine

AS fine spectacular feature for the
Inauguration parade, why not have
President Roosevelt riding in a golden
chariot with a lot of the wicked trusts
chained to his chariot wheels?-At-
lanta Constitution.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

M. Gorky doesn't seem to be so very
much depressed by his. sentence of
exile. He may have certain knowledge
that there is typewriter at Riga.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Mr.. Bat Masterson is not living up to
the character given him by Col. Roose-
welt. He has not bought single gold
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

One of the handicaps to helping on
the good work of putting the Stand
ard Oil back in its class is the certain
knowledge that Tom Lawson will say
that he did It.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Among the Merrymakers
His Passion

Il was examined for life insurance to-
DAY; said Mr.. Timmid. but I'm afraid
I'll be turned down"
oh. my Why?" asked Miss Koy.
while the doctor was examining nv
heart i unfortunately got to thinking OF
you ana Il Jumped something awful
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Kuropatkin is lacking in attention to
the amenities of life. He has not yet
sent an expression Of sympathy and
esteem to Mr.. Young Corbett.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
His Quest

What profession do you think your son
will adopt?'
That amt the question" answered
Farmer Corntossel. Were looking around
for some business that kin be persuaded
to adopt him. Star
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Was 1t the Wealthy Water Talking

The secret Is out. DIR. Osler was
speaking at banquet when he alluded
to the incapacity of men of over 40,
and IL was during the early morning
hours. Discharged.-Pittsbur Dis
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Contemporary Comment
Hard to Fool the Japs

The Mikado in a recent poem says
Love your enemies" The emperor
has the right idea. and he is putting
his principle into practice by chasten-
Ing those whom he loves.-Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Kansas, Hard Task

OF course Kansas will have to en-
force its antitrust laws more rigidly
than it enforces its anti-liquor laws IL
1t hopes to make any Roadway against
the Standard Oil company.-Kansas
City Star.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Col John l. Sullivan might put a
stop to his theorizing If DR.. Osler at
tempted to feed. him chloroform-un-
less it was concealed in booze.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
The Vests Awake

The west knows how to talk, and
when it has made up its mind and
speaks right out from the full heart
and hits right out from the powerful
shoulder ii will get immediate atten-
tion.-Chicago Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
HEARING Of seib RIIIs

Friends and enemies of the Selb en-
ployers' liability bills have been invited to
a hearing before the house committed on
labor and labor legislation. The hearing
has been set for Tuesday afternoon
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
The chauffeur,s Eate

Jack, you see, was getting on so finely
as an amateur chauffeur that father
promised him much larger machine"
'Oh. how splendidi"
Waltz And put him in charge last
Monday morning of one of the firms big
auto trucks."-Puck
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Senate and Bostoness

Bill Sulzer says the senate is the
most un-American body in existence.
Bll never attended a meeting of the
Boston anti-imperialists.- Re-
publican.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

The surprise evoked by the report
that the sultan is building railroad
from Damascus to Mecca is gradually
giving way to speculation as to who
he stuck for the rails.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

It will be noted with appreciation by
the people of Kansas that John d.
Rockefeller put s35 on the plate ut
church last Sunday.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
peterson siIIs on schedule

s. d. Peterson's anti-telegraph and tele-
phone company bills viii be considered this
afternoon by the committee on corpora
tons other than municipal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Could Tell the Doctor . Few Thiro.

Russell Sage also may be numbered
among those who don't believe In DR..
USERS theory that all men who have
passed the age of so retard progress
Chicago Record Herald.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

New York-Rider Haggard. the British
author who comes here as a special COM
missioner to inquire into the conditions OF
the agricultural and Industrial land set
Elements organized in America by the
Salvation army has arrived.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Fruit Jobhers Banquet

The fruit jobbers of the Twin Cities
VIII give banquet to their travelling men
at the Ryan hotel Saturday night. Judge
e. A. Jaggard has accepted an invitation
to speak during the evening.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
That's What's the Matter

Kansas means to convince Standard
OH that while it may bleed on occasion.
IL can also draw blood. New York
World.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Washington-The secretary of the in
terror says that the general land office
has no knowledge of the 'surreptitiOus"
acquisition of lands set apart for irriga-
tion purposes. as claimed by the National
Business league Of Chicago.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

ST. Petersburg Stoessel, who was
given an audience of the emperor. was
received by his majesty with a warmth
ception which he was given by several
of the newspapers and military factions.
Gen. StoesSel is being feted by society.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Observation-Disclosures examinations
for appointment of assistant surgeons in
the army will be held on May l and Aug.
1, 1906. Permission to appear for eXamt-
nation can be obtained on application to
the surgeon general of the army at Wash
ington, d. c., from whom full information
can be procured.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Chicago-The aurora borealis predicted
as result of sun spots arrived on
schedule time. Telegraph circuits west
ward from Chicago were noticeably af-
fected The disturbance extended from
Chicago to Sioux City. Ia.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
News Condensed

Albany, N. Y.-At the hearing before
the joint taxation committees of the gen
eral assembly representatives of the New
York Stock and Consolidated Exchanges
declared that the enactment of the pro-
posed law taxing stock transfers 81 per
800 would cost New York city it's pre-
eminence as a financial center.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
What the Editors Say

The Republican party ought to be
above obtaining goods under false pre-
lenses. II free trade is good for the
american miller. who grinds the wheat.
1t ought to be good for the American
farmer, who raises the wheat. This
VIII apply In other lines with equal
force. If the Standard Oil company can
get around the tariff on tin plate the
people who use the manufactured goods
ought to be able to do so-Madison
Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

New Yorh-A newspaper advertisement
Offering a days work to fifty snow. show
elers brought such a crowd of applicants
reserves were called out to quell an jim
cipient riot which attended the scramble
for work checks.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

When this government was founded
the senate was established to have a
balance wheel for the house of repre-
sentatlves-a body somewhat removed
from the people. At present Il seems
about as far removed from the people
asst Is possible to get.-Staples World.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Albany. N. Y-At the hearing before
the joint taxation committees of the gen
eral assembly representatives of the New
York Stock and Consolidated Exchanges
declared that the enactment of the pro-
posed law taxing stock transfers 81 per
500 would cost New York city its pre-
eminence as a financial center.
Observation-Disclosures examinations
for appointment of assistant surgeons in
the army will be held on May and Aug.
l, 1906. Permission to appear for eXaml-
nation can be obtained on application to
the surgeon general of the army at Wash
can be procured.
St Petersburg-Gen. Stoessel, who was
given an audience of the emperor, was
received by his majesty with a warmth
which went far to atone for the cool re-
ceptiOn which he was given by several
of the newspapers and military factions.
Gen. StoeSsel is being feted by society.
New York-Rider Haggard. the British
author, who comes here as special COM
the agricultural and Industrial land set
Elements organized in America by the
Salvation army. has arrived.
Washington-The secretary of the in
terror says that the general land office
has no knowledge of the "surreptitious"
acquisition of lands set apart for irriga-
tiOn purposes. as claimed by the National
Business league of Chicago.
Chlcago-The aurora borealis predicted
schedule time. Telegraph circuits west
ward from Chicago were noticeably af-
fected. The disturbance extended from
Chicago to Sioux City. Ia.
New York-A newspaper advertisement
Offering a days work to fifty snow show
elers brought such crowd of applicants
to a point In Fifth street that the police
reserves were called out to quell an jim
cipient riot which attended the scramble
for work checks.
washington-Senator Wetmore present
ed to the senate the report of the joint
commission to report on plans for the
extension and completion of the capitol
building. In accordance with the original
plans by the late Thomas T. Walter, with
notifications.
Chicago-A movement which will in
clude the erection of a dozen buildings,
and the expenditure Of. between $1,000
900 and 10000, coo before it is completed.
has been announced at the University OF
Chicago.
indianapolis. Ind.-Henry Wallace. son
of Gen. Lew Wallace has offered eva
to the United States government for
fish hatchery. The farm contains several
large artificial lakes.
Columbus Ohio-The decision of the
Ohio supreme court holding that Chris
ton Scientists cannot practice without
medical license does not affect those VINO
practice the doctrine as a religious be-
lief
London-Gen. Booth of the Salvation
army. has started on his first visit to
Jerusalem. where he will hold an open air
meeting on Mount Calvary.
Monte Carlo-The body of ex-senator
Wolcott. of Colorado. will be cremated in
Paris Monday and the ashes taken to
America.
Phfladelphia-The National Wholesale
Lumber Dealers association elected Lewis
Dill OF Baltimore president.
Springfield. W-The house OF reprs
sentatives passed the primary election
Dill.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Washington-Senator Wetmore present.
ed to the senate the report of the joint
commission to report on plans for the
extension and completion of the capitol
building. In accordance with the original
plans by the late Thomas U. Walter, with
mOdifiCa tiOnS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Chicago-A movement which will In
clude the erection of a dozen buildings.
and the expenditure Of between $1,000
600 and SO, 900 600 before it is completed.
has been announced at the University OF
Chicago.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Monte Carlo-The body of ex-senator
Wolcott. of Colorado. will be cremated in
Paris Monday and the ashes taken to
America.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Sam Fullerton is working on another
game code" Look out for a special
tax on every gun kept in stock in the
state. All hunting dogs will have to
wear white canvas covers with large
black numbers, representing a license
fee. and the owners name must also he
painted on the covers in very large
letters.-Princeton Union.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

indianapolis. Ind-Henry Wallace. son
of Gen. Lew Wallace. has offered IVA
terbubble-Gen. Wallace's country place
to the United States government for 2
fish hatchery. The farm contains several
large artificial lakes.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Phfladelphia-The National Wholesale
Lumber Dealers association elected Lewis
Dill OF Baltimore president.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Congressman Tawney is said to be in
favor OF putting tax on wood alcohol.
Since that article can be manufactured
for but few cents gallon out of
most any kind Of vegetation and Is a
first class substitute for gasoline and
1ar less dangerous 1t looks as II our
friend from the first district is very apt
to make a mistake in favor of the
Standard OIL company.-St. Peter Free
Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

The movement to get a bill through
the legislature having for its object the
building of a new prison out of the
profits of the sale of binding Irvine will
no doubt fail. as it has been shown II
is a move to make the farmers OF the
state pay the bill. The measure will
no doubt be killed as 1t should.-Gran-
lite Falls Journal.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Springfield Hl-The house OF reprs
bill.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03

Columbus Ohio-The decision Of the
Ohio supreme court holding that Chris
ton Scientists cannot practice without a
medical license does not affect those VINO
practice the doctrine as a religious be-
lief
London-Gen. Booth of the Salvation
army. has started on his first visit to
Jerusalem. where he will hold an open air
meeting on Mount Calvary.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-03-03
Yesterdays temperature at other points:

Washington time q .. m. st. Paun-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-14
REST MADE EASY.

There viii be Less SleepiessnesS
When Pensacola People Learn This.
Can't rest at night with a bad back
A lame, a weak or an aching one.
Doan's Kidney Pills are tor bad
backs
They cure every form o. kidney Ills.
From common backache to diabetes.
They are endorsed by Pensacola
people.
T. TOrgensen. fisherman, living at
los South Florida Blanca street, says:
'I am enjoying better health than |
have had for months, and / attribute
Il to DOans Kidney Pills. For more
than two years I had difficulty with
my kidneys, causing me to get up sew
eral times during the night and which
was very annoying I tried a number
Of remedies, but seemed to get no re-
lief. When I saw DOan's Kidney Pills
advertised / was feeling dull and mis-
cradle and could hardly get around so
went to Sidney Kahn's drug store,
No. Q South Palafox street, and Sc
cured a box. After using the first one
felt a great deal better in every
way and by the time I had finished
the second box / was cured. My rest
was not disturbed nights and the dull
miserable feeling vanished"
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
n. Y, sole agents for the United
States.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-14

IN PENSACOLA
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oped within two days caused many 70
believe that the physicians after many
DAYS Of hard work had at last gotten
the fever unoer control and that Ii
would not be long before it would be
completely stamped out. Those who
we're frightened several days since
have regained their cOmpOsure, and
many who intended leaving the city
will remain. AS a consequence the
detention camp at FlOmaton will not
have as many persons when it opens
as was at first expected.
One Serious Case.
About the only serious case IN the
city it that of Mr.. Brooks, at the Park
Hotel. He was taken with the fever
several days since, and has never
showed any improvement Yesterday
be was taken with black vOmit and
later with commissions. After treat
ment Ge showed an improvement but
late last night he again began to sink
and physicians were summoned
With this exception all other patients
are doing nicely, and there is hardly
any doubt of their recovery.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-14
CARYVILLE
sneolal Id The JournaI.

Special 10 ne JOURNAL
Caryville. Sept. 13.-Caryville still
maintains its usual equilibrium. The
citizens are not seriously alarmed at
the yellow fever situation in Pensa.
cola, and New Orleans. Having such
implicit confidence in the health au
thOrities in charge Of the infected dis
tricts. There has been no quarantine
at this place as yet The enforcement
OF rigid laws as now in force by the
board OF health and railroad authOri
ties protects our locality from imposi.
ton. This vicinity is unusually
healthy this year. There seems to be
few cases of bilious or malarial fever.
None seem TO be fatal
Everything IN the line Of business is
moving in the usual way. The big mill
is running on full time, the new rail
read of the Geo. e Wood Lumber Co..
Is stin being pushed no1hward from
Westville in the direction of Darling,
ton.
The farmers have made unusually
/ fine crops. There is likely to be a
! large number of hogs fattened since
the corn crop is so unusually heavy.
Ia fact there seems to be general pros,
perity in the entire county of Wash
/ ing this year.
While We sympathize with our &C
| quaintaRces and friends who are shut
! UP IN Pensacola and who are sorely af
/ hicted with the dreaded scourge o.
! yellow fever, We have an abiding fats
/ in the good work Of DR.. Porter and tho
other physicians. and trust. hoping
that the disease in all its phases will
be wiped out long before frost.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-14
TALLAHASSEE TOPICS

Tallahassee. Sept. 18.-Arrange-
ments are being made to erect a $685.
900 building for Leon Academy, which
is the Tallahassee high school. Since
the passage Of the Buckham bin four
grades have been added to the high
school for the accommodation Of the
Tallahassee students that formerly
attended the preparatory classes Of
the Florida College. A kindergarten
department has also been added, and
a larger building has become absolute
" necessary.
An election was recently held to
make Tallahassee a sUb-school district
and authorize the levy Of a three-mill
tax for school purposes. The trustees
elected were Chas. A. Cay, George B.
Perkins and DR.. w. L. Moor.
The new school building will Oc-
cupy a block fronting on McCarty
street, and will be a large, handsome
building.
Governor Broward. Mrs. BrOward
and their interesting daughters return
} ed last night from Jacksonville.
l. J. Mccall Of Jasper is among the
I prominent visitors now at the CAPT
/ tOl.
c. D. Robertson has returned from
a pleasant stay at Panacea Springs.
Fred ". Kettle, secretary Of Presi
/ dent Murphree Of the Female College
/ arrived Saturday from a tour Of Wes
/ Florida in the interest of the college
Married, by Rev. Frank Cramer a
/ the parsonage. Sunday afternoon, Sep
/ TENDER 10. 1905, Mr.. Henry Master.
and Miss Jessie Cox both Of this city
/ Only relatives Of the contracting par
/ ties were present.
Mrs f. ". Armstrong and her al
tractive daughters. Sarah, Pearl an
FRAMES. left last week for Eastman
Ca. where Mrs. Armstrong Will plac
her daughters in school
II Sheriff Charles Hopkins and Mrs
u Hopkins have returned from an e.
tended stay at Hot Springs. Arl
, Their friends are glad to know tina
J Mr.. Hopkins returns greatly benehtte
! by his stay a. the Springs.
Miss Geuevive Parkhill, the charm
ing daughter Of Judge Charles B. Parl
! hin. has returned from a delightfu
r trip TO Europe and Joined her parent
AZ the capitol Miss Parkhill viii b
charming addition TO Tallahassee
society.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-09-14
PANAMA MATTE
WILL CAUSE
BIC row
Next Session of Congress VIII
Have Little to Do Except on
Canal Graft Question.

washington, sept. BIN the opin-
ion Of Representative James Hay OF
virginia. chairman Of the democratic /
caucus on the House and a prominent
member Of the committee on military
affairs, there viii be a lively row ID
Congress during the coming session
over matters relating to the Panama
canal. Mr.. Hay says nothing viii be
done with the tariff or with railway
rate legislation. He thinks there VIII
be neither a public building nor a
rivers and harbors bill on account OF
the deficit in the treasury which will
cause the republicans to preach re
trenchment from the start.
Department Graft.
The presence Of graft in so many
Of the government departments viii
bring forth an effort from all quarters
for investigations" said Mr.. Hay to
night. But what viii come Of it all
is more than 1 can predict at this
time.
Ut is a certainty, however, that a
big row via be raised over the canal
question. Many people throughout the
country would like to know how all the
money has been spent and some peril
rent questions will be asked by tn
democrats. OF course with the over
whelming majority the republicans
/ have there is little hope Of a congress-
ssonal investigation Of the canal com
mission operations. The fight will
come when the administration ask cor
authoriy to issue canal bonds. We
may then be able to find out some
OF the things we want 20 know.
Then we viii have a chance at
TIE department Of agriculture and the
government printing Office. There is
graft Of the worst sort in both places
/ A good airing would be very helpful. "
Asked what would be done about
the deficit in the treasury Mr.. Hay
said: ct is hard 20 tell what can oe
done. The tariff might be revised, but
10 my mind there is little chance for
tariff revision at the hands Of the re
1 publicans. The leaders do not want ii
and they seem to think they can sue
cessfuIly hold IN check those members
! Of the party who would like to see a
4 little revision. The republicans are
talking of cutting down expenses but
how they VIII do It cannot see.
There viii be no rate legislation
I T. has been suggested that the rail
roads may help the democrats a little
in the matter Of inquiry into the cana
b affairs on account of their opposition
b % the canal, but I do not think their
influence would count in that case. II
viii be a matter Of party pride with
the republicans to stand up for any.
: thing that goes on in Panama and
. even the railroad influences could MOI
b accomplish anything in that direc
. ton"
Mr.. Hay will not be a candidate fol
p election as chairman Of the democrat
h ic cacus. 1t is though that this pO
j. sitiOn viii 90 TO a Representative
{ Henry OF Texas.