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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-09-25

Ide criaturas! Atm, ahora, antes
de salir de casa, entire los dos
mayores Sc comieron un repo-.
| llo.
-lCrudo?
-Si, seilor, crudo; 10 vieron
|sobre una silla y en- menos de 10
Ique 10 estoy contando, dieron
fin de Ell. Comen todo 10 que
encuentran: corchos. botones....
-~iQue atrocidad!
Este que We usted aqui Sc
comic en- Ciudad Rodrigo un
carrete de hilo negro y per POGO
Sc nos ahoga.
Ell 1ltimo aflo que estuve en-
Figueira conoci un baflista de
la Bazagona, padre de una jo-
ven pianista, que nos llevaba a
su casa, quisieramos que no, y
ALI decia ALI a la chica:
-Anda, Filomena, toca un
poquito que te quieren Dir es-
tos senores.
Habian alquilado TN piano,
que sonaba a chocolatera y la
chica nos daba unas sesiones de
musica manual que quitaban ell
sentido.
De cuando en- cuando el pa
Dire interrumpia la pieZa para
llamarnos la atencion y decir-
nos:
-Fijense ustedes en- la pull
sacion de esta muchacha. Mu-
chas veces en- la Bazagona Sc
pone a tocar con las ventanas
cerradas y, 81 es de noche, acu-
de ell sereno creyendo que Sc ha
caido una pared. Dos veces me
ha multado el alcalde por per-
tur bar el orden p1blico, pero yo|
pago la multa gustoso, porque
ESQ demuestra que mi 'Filomena
es la joven que tiene mas pull
sacion en- toda la provincial de
Caceres.
--IY todo ESQ que sabe 10 ha
aprendido en- Bazagona?
-Quia, no, seilor. La educa-
cion musical la hizo toda en- Ma
valmoral de la Mata.
-jAh, va decia yo!.
Fue tanto 10 que TOGO Filome-
ma que al ir q recoger el piano a
la hora de su regreso a Espafia,
viose con asom0rO que ell ms
trumento sc habia resquebraja-
do por todas parties y las teclas
sc caian solas, como cuando los
niflos mudan la dentadura; y
decia Ell padre:
-Si seflor, pago con gusto los
desperfectos, porque habra po-
cas- pianistas como Filomena
que destrocen I'm piano cada
temporada balnear.
No sc que companeros me re.
-ervara este a1o el destino, pero
20 me voy a Figueira, pase 10
que pase.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-09-25
CR0NICA ALEGRE

no tiene va destinos que dar'
me voy a Figueira da Foz, don
de, por 10 menos, reina una dull
ce temperature y no Sc oye ha-
blar de Villaverde, nj de Gar
cfa Alix, nj de Don Segismun-
do Este ano ell Gran Casino
PeninsuDar va a echar ell resto.
pues ofrece todas classes de
atractivos a los hijos del pals
y espanoles trashumantes. Ha-
bra secciones liricas, por tarde
y noche, espectaculos atrayen.
tes. bales, funciones recreativas
cotillones ingeniosos y otra por
cion de placeres, desconocidos
a1n para aquellas personas que
han tenido la suerte de nacer
en- la provincial de Caceres.
70 mismo, con llevar treinta
amos de residencia en- Madrid,
desconocia ciertas esquisiteces
hasta que no visite Portugal.
ALI tue donde ror vez primera,
hube de probar la sopa de ceba-
da perlada y el dulce; de 6deos.
En- Esphino no conoci personal
mente nuestro actual ministrO
del Exterior, y los fados me
lancolicos que inundan el al
ma de poesia; y hasta que fui
Portugal no supe 10 que era
divertirse en- grande por POGO
dinero. Lo uniCO que suele
amargar nuestra dicha, es la
presencia de algunos espanoles
de Ia clase &c '1ateros' que lie
cogen a uno por su cuenta en-
el Casino y le hablan de politi-
ca International.
-Hombre, usted que es pc
r1odista estara enterado....
lQue me dice .usted de la
question de Marruecos? ALA,
en- Trujlllo. Sc cree que Alema-
9 MIA saldra vencedora.
-iQue es usted?-pregunto
ell estadista trujillano.
-iYo? Me dedicoa las lanas.
-Pues, dejese usted de ma
rroquies y vamos a tomarnos
una botellita de cerveza.
Hay lateros, .idolatras de to-
do 10 perteneclente a su distri-
to, que van aPortugal y nos
hablan a todos del merito de su
diputado.
-Pues ST. selor; D. Restituto
es TN talentazo, que llama la
atencion EN- Madrid. listed, CO.
mo perjodista, le conocera mu-
..cho.
No tengo ell honor.
mo? Me choca. porque ell
ha hablado dos veces en- el Con-
greso, y no hablo mas porque
le suplicaron Ell Palacio que
no Sc ensafara cop ell gobierno.
Lo querian hacer ministro y
el sc nego, por no perder su in
dependencia nj cOntrarlar a una
tia suya one es monja. Pro-
bablemente vend1a aqul unos
dias, y supongo que estas auto
ridades le daran una serenata.
-lPor que?
-Hombre, porque es un di-
putado espanol'
Peor que los baiiistas politi-
cos, son los padres amorosos
que van a todas parties con la
prole, y le cuentan a usted CO.
sas que no le importan NADIA alb
solutamente.
-Buenos dias, senores-dicer
entrando en- ell cafe con sus Gin
CO criaturas.-lSe esta tomande
Ell fresco2
-Si, seflor.
-Pues yo me traigo a estos
diablillos para que dejen des-
cansar su madre. En- casa NJ
hacen mas que diabluras ......
Estate quieto, Eusebio, no tt
subas a la mesa. til, Aquilin1n
no te comas ese resto de tosta
aQue es de este caballerO,
n,,ien M tenetnOS el puStO d,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-09-25
" EN- ia

de los dos magnf6cos automobiles pro-
piedad de Don Rogue Paniagua.
Tambien Sc admite en- sociedad con
la participation de .un 40 p. oIo, a IN
buen Chauffeur 6 Mecanico que sepa
msnejar dichos automobiles, para es-
tablecer el'servicio de pasajeros en- es-
ia Isla.
Para mas informes, dirfjanse Tetuan
MIN. s, bajos. ~
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I'll MARKETS,
Latest Quotations From orsln and
Live Stock CenterS. lS3g

Latest Quotations From Grain and
Live Stock centerS. SS
st. Paul, Nov. %. Wheat No. i
Northern. s2@S5c; No. Q Northern,
S21-2@83c; No. 8, 70 1-2@82c. Corn
No. 8 yellow, 40 1-2@5Oc. Oats To-
3 white, % 1-2@29c.
Duluth, Nov. %. - Wheat No I
Northern, SO lac; No. 2 Northern.
81 lac; flax, 80 1-2c; rye, 66c.
Minneapolis, Nov. 22.--AWheat-No
1 hard, "a 7-sc; No. 1 Northern,
SO $50; No. Northern, S21-sc;
durum, % 1904 lie. Oats-No 3
white. % lie.
Milwaukee, Nov. %. - Wheat-No
/ Northern, S7@88 1-2c; No. 2 North.
ern, S4@86 lie. Rye-No. i, 7O1-2@
tic. Barley-No. 2, 55c. Oats-Stantl.
ard, 10000 1-2c.
Chicago, Nov. %. - Wheat ~ No. 3
red, $4,000; No. 2 hard, SSc; No. !
Northern, $4,000; No. 2 Northern, IS
@S9c. Corn-No. 5, "A 3-4@45c. Oats
No. 2, 80 3-4c.
Sioux City, Iowa, Nov. 22.-Cattle-
Beeves, 81 q 5.75; COWS, bulls and
mixed, 81 q 1926; stociers and feed
ers, s2.75@3.65; calves and yearlings,
s2.50@3,40. Hogs-Bulk. 81 65@4.67.
Chicago, Nov 22.-Beeves, $500
$50; stockers and feeders, $2.10 q
4.15; COWS and heifers, $125 a 4.5O
Hogs-Mixed and butchers. $4.55@5;
bulk, $4.5O@4.90. Sheep, $4.25@5.SO;
lambs, $4.50@7.35.
South St. Paul, Nov. %. - Cattle -
Good to choice steers, $3.50 q $50:
good to choice cows and heifers, 1925
q 4.25; good to choice mich cows,
10000. Hogs = Range price, $3.50
OATS; bulk, $4.5O@4.60 Sheep-Good
to choice lambs, $6.25 @ CTS; fair TO
good, $4.5O@6.25; yearling wethers,
s5@5.5O; good to choice ewes, s4.50@
AIS,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
BRAKEMAN is KILLED.
Freight Train DeraiIed and Brakeman
Crushed Under Locomotive.

Freight Train DeraiIed and Brakeman
Crushed Under Locomotive.
Little Falls, Mimi, Nov. 22.-An ex
ira freight from Glenwood loaded with
wheat and flax ran into derailing
switch at the west end of the North,
ern Pacific yards yesterday morning
at 6:10, wrecking the engine and six
cars. Brakeman Fred Potvin of Os.
SEQ, Mimi, was instantly killed, being
caught under the engine when it
tipped over. His foot caught on the
semaphore wire when he jumped and
he could not escape. Engineer Elk.
worth Martin of Minneapolis sus,
tanned a broken leg. The engineer
claims the air would not work. The
engine is not badly damaged, and
only two of the cars were really badly
crushed. 1t will probably take all day
to clear the wreck. The dead man was
taken to Simonet's morgue and his
parents notified. Both men were up
der thirty years of age.
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WILLING TO ASSIST IN. ADJUST
ING AFFAIRS OF INSURANCE Il
COMPANIES.
GIVES DEFINITE PROMISE
INSURANCE COMMISSIONER
o'sRlEN OF MINNESOTA SEES
THE EXECUTIVE.

st. Paul, Nov. 22.-President Roose-
velt may be the chief arbiter in co.
operative effort on the part of the
states to compel a reorganization of
the big insurance companies now be-
ing aired in the East
In a conference with State Insur-
ance Commissioner O'Brien at Wash
ington Saturday, he promised his sup.
port, and added that it would be a
pleasure to him to aid in the final ad-
iustment.
At the instance of Gov. Johnson,
who has been asked by many policy.
holders to represent them in any
contemplated reorganization of the big
Eastern insurance companies, Mr..
O'Brien left week ago for New York
% study the situation.
Sees the President.
Mr.. O'Brien went armed with let
ter of Introduction from Gov. Johnson
to President Roosevelt and this he
presented Saturday on his way back
to st. Paul. Though the day was a
busy one, the president granted Mr..
O'Brien an audience, and during the
twenty minutes which it lasted, the
Minnesota insurance commissioner
outlined to him the plan of co-opera-
tion by the states which he had in
view.
The scheme outlined by Mr.. O'Brien
was to call meeting either in New
York or Washington, following the
completion of the investigation
Now Being Made
of all the insurance commissioners of
the United States, the governors of the
same, and, if deemed necessary, the
attorneys general. From this meet.
ing, he further explained, a plan OF
action was to be evolved, necessarily
a demand, for reorganization of the
companies, but more particularly the
placing of life insurance in general on
a safer and more conservative basis
Any action was to be cooperative and
each delegate was to go back to his
respective state prepared to carry out
his part of the program.
Roosevelt Will Help.
Nov, Mr.. President said Insur.
ance Commissioner O'Brien at the
close of the conference, there will be
committee to carry out our plans
and we need head, will you help
ls?"
Il most emphatically WILL" an.
swered President Roosevelt, in his
characteristic way. Il will be glad to
help you in any way I can"
To Mr.. O'Brien the president
showed the greatest cordially and
showed considerable interest in the
proposed plan of cooperation as out
lined by Mr.. O'Brien, and gave it his
hearty Endorsement.
Insurance Commissioner O'Brien ar
rived home yesterday and immediate
ly went into conference with Gov
Johnson.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
Arrested for Theft.

Duluth, Mimi, Nov 20. William
Williams, wanted at Two Harbors for
the theft of goods valued at $500, and
for horse stealing, was captured here
by the Duluth police. He stole sum
OF money Of considerable size, and
some personal effects belonging to his
employer at that place, and then hired
a horse at a livery stable and drove to
Duluth. He was seen on the street, and
the police, after an exciting chase,
caught him. He was taken back to
Two Harbors. l8. S.. 3 &.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
General.

FRANK G. Higgins ,IOrIleT lleuIeuduI
governor of Montana, died at st. Vim
cent hospital in Portland, Or, of q
complication of diseases.
John Biggs, night clerk of a tele
graph company's branch at Norfolk,
Va, has been dismissed because he
refused to accept an unpaid message
from President Roosevelt to his wife
at Washington.
Harrison Weldy, young man OF
Franklin, Mo-, died from an abscess in
the back of his head, and according to
physicians in attendance his heart
continued to beat for several hours
after he had ceased to live.
The most severe shortage of btu
minous coal experienced in Chicago in
many years exists at the present time,
according to prominent dealers. Ina
bility of the railroads to furnish cars
for the transportation of the coal is
given as the chief cause of the short
age.
More than 600 miners are idle in the
Iowa, and not bushel of coal is be-
ing mined where the output was near
ly 1000 tons per day. Trouble arose
over operators charges for hauling
miners to and from mines over the
Iowa Central railway. The miners OBJ
jected to the charges.
T. Buckeye Taylor, aged II, for
mer editor of the Cumberland Evening
Times and foreman of the Congress.
sional Globe, and later of the National
Republican, Washington, during the
days of Lincoln, is dead at Cumber
land, Nd. He established a paper at
Fairfield, Iowa, which was destroyed
by mob when the Civil war broke
out.
After having been stood on his head
for thirty hours to stimulate heart &C
ton, Frank Perry died at Toledo from
a large dose of nitrobenzol, taken by
mistake for whisky. In their first eft
forts to assist him, his family discov
cred that when he was held head
down the heart action was strong. Sc
they kept the poisoned man in that pc
sition and kept on administering anti
dotes until he died.
A letter written by Abraham Lin
coin in 1841 relating to political affairs
in Illinois, one Of number Of auto
graphs collected by Mrs. George M
Moulton Of Chicago. and sold at auc
| ton in New York. brought 800. Ar
autograph poem signed by James Rus
sell Lowell brought $40. A one-page
letter signed, but not written, BY
George Washington, Feb. 20. 1890, sold
for 328.
John Dixon, formerly private secre
5tary to Senator William "a. Clark d
Montana, was found dead In his room
ut 9 Kansas City hotel. Dixon had
] been III TOR some time. s. \. as3g q.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
h UNCONSCIOUS MANY MONTHS.
Syracuse Girl In q comatose state
\ ~. Since Last March. ..la

Syracuse. N. Y, Nov. o. Miss
Florence Ryan, twenty-one years old.
awoke yesterday from a state Of UNI
consciousness into which she sank on
March 2. She recognized relatives
and talked to them. One year ago Miss
Ryan fell into q trench and, as 8 result
Of injuries sustained, soon alterward
ilapsed INTO UNI ON cioti eass Her
case has banned the physicians.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
ncWS 81 the Wecli
Casualty.

#H. SNoudSSys
James T. Thonburn, president Of the
William H. Elliott company of Detroit
accidentally shot and killed his wife
at their home on Second avenue.
Fire at Athens, Ca, destroyed q
large cotton warehouse belonging to
Deadwiler & Co. The loss will aggre
gate $4,000. covered by Insurance.
Josephine Dom was instantly killed
and her sister fatally wounded by hold.
up men quarter of mile outside OF
the city limits Of Grand Rapids, Mich
One hundred and ten summer cot,
tages with their contents were de.
stroyed by fire which swept Acton
Park, fourteen miles southeast of In.
dianapolis. Loss, $4,000.
Harry G. Campion. Is years old
head of the wholesale drug firm OF
Campion & Co. of Philadelphia, and
a member of the Union League club
died as the result of being run over by
trolley car.
A Texas & Pacific passenger train
carrying sixteen loads of excursion
carrying sixteen coaches of excursion.
lists was wrecked near Aledo, Tex.
The fireman was killed and several
passengers were injured.
Stephen Cristinelle, single man
was killed in the Saginaw mine at
Norway, Mich. He was loading in a
skip two milling machines. A brake
in the engine room slipped, letting the
skip and man fall 250 feet.
Henry Pippo, a farm hand employed
four miles south of Houghton, Mich,
went to sleep in a barn while intox-
icated and was stepped on by horse,
sustaining fractured skull and other
serious injuries. He was taken to st.
Joseph's hospital, where it is not
thought he will recover.
Fire at Albany, N. Y, destroyed the
stock In one of the temporary stores
opened by the John G. Myers company
after the collapse of their building last
August, when thirteen persons were
killed and thirty injured. The Myers
people say their loss will probably ex.
coed $250,000. The stock is believed
to have been fully insured.
Three children of August Pell, aged
two, four and five years, respectively,
were burned to death at their parents
home near Metz, Mich. The children
were in the barn and it is believed
they were playing with matches. The
barn and all buildings on the farm ex'
cept the house were destroyed.
Three deaths were caused at Pater
son, N. j., by the falling of large
picture on the wall, which broke a gas
pipe while the Schroeder family was
asleep. Chris Schroeder, his mother
and her grandchild, Ira La Forge, were
all asphyXiated. Neighbors who en-
tered the house found the fallen pic
ture beneath gas fixture which had
been snapped off short. They arrived
in time to save the lives of two small
La Forge children.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
MuLcT LUMBER COMPANY.

Mrs. Boutin Secures $4,000 Damage
Verdict at Fergus Falls.
Fergus Falls, Nov. 22.-In the Uni
ted States court here yesterday Maria
Boutin secured a verdict for $4,000
damages against the Crookston Lum-
Der company on account of the death
of her husband, Frank Boutin, who
was cut in two by saw in the com
pany's mill. The case occupied four
days.
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Held for Murder !; |.

Brainerd, MINI, Nov. %. Leon ..
Randall, charged with manslaughter in
the first degree, as a result Of the cor
.oner's finding In the Z. p. Merrill In;
quest, waived examinat alton and was
held to await the action Of the grand
Jury IN December. s5351
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
Crimes and Criminals.


Mrs. Helen Davis, 20 years old and
the mother of an infant child, drank
wine glass of carbolic acid at Red
Lodge, Mont, and died, despite the
efforts Of several doctors.
A race war between the pupils OF
the Palmer school at Springfield, ILL.,,
and the colored pupils of st. Mary's,
which bid fair to result fatally, was
quelled by the police, and Clarence
Cousins, colored, was arrested, hav-
ing in his possession loaded revolv-
er.
While engaged in the celebration of
mass at st. Roses Catholic church at
Bradenville, Pa, Father Shea, the
aged pastor, was attacked by John
Ravonski and stabbed in the chest.
The heavy vestments, which caused
the blade to glance aside, doubtless
saved his life.
Six men have been taken into Gus
tody by the police at Toledo in con-
nection with the murder of Miss Evan
Meyer, who was shot and almost in
stantly killed by an ambushed assas-
sin while the girl was walking with
her lover near the city limits. All of
the men arrested were held on the
charge of suspicion. A rejected sutton
is among those under arrest.
After a chase of two blocks and a
prolonged struggle during which he
used his fists to such good effect that
his victim cried enough" Rev. FIR.
John r. Watson, assistant pastor of
St. Matthew's church of St. Louis, cap
tured a man whom he claims robbed
the church's poor box of $21. The man
arrested gave his name as Castmirel-
witch and his home as Chicago. He ad-
United the theft.
A mob of 200 men broke into the
Jail at Henderson, Tex, and, overpow-
ering the officers, took therefrom
John Reece, Robert Askew and one
other negro, whom they hanged in the
public square. The negroes were ar
rested with two others few days ago
for the murder of farmer about ten
miles from Henderson. The other
two negroes were not molested, mem.
bers of the mob claiming that they
we're only accomplices and not princi.
pals.
Harry A. Leonard, the young Wall
street clerk who stole $359,000 worth
of securities from the City National
bank of New York recently, was sen.
fenced to thirteen months imprison
ment in Elmira reformatory. He
pleaded guilty, and Judge Mcmahon
in giving sentence, said he believed
the boys story that he took the secur
tiles as an object lesson to Wall street
of the ease with which such thefts
might be made. All the stolen secur
tiles were recovered.
Having made his will and provided
for the distribution ofhis art treasures
among his friends Gustav Fuchs, q
well-known sculptor, committed sui
eide in New York. Fuchs, who was 6e
years old, was formerly wealthy CT
!, gar manufacturer in Chicago and II
said to have ruined himself by his de
I votion to art.
Fred M. Hunter Of Chicago, colored
was convicted at Milwaukee of the
murder Of Paul Langen on Sept. 2. ant
will be given q life sentences IN states
prison. He was charged with shoot
!, ing Langren, who awoke while the ne
mo VS. burxlarizing his homA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
coNsTABLEs GO TO WORKS"
Grating Badger Officials Lose in su-
prene Court

Milwaukee, Nov. 22-Papers affirm
ing the decision of the municipal
court having been received from the
supreme court at Madison, William
Hanley and Joseph frost, former con-
stables at Wauwatosa, convicted of
malfeasance in Office, will be taken to
the workhouse at once to serve six
months in that institutions The con-
stables arrested farmer on a petty
charge in February, 1908, and released
him on payment of SIS. The farmer
afterward brought suit which resulted
in the conviction of the officers.
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A New York man after being run
over by an automobile was asked II
he wished to prefer charges against
the chauffeur and replied that he did
not, because it wasn't the chaffeur's
fault. The heroic philosophers are
not all dead.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
SKELETON UNDER TREE.
Belle Fourche Man Makes Discovery
Near Well Known Ranch.

Belle Fourche, S. D., Nov. %. -.
While looking for. cattle Alex Cruick
shank came upon the skeleton Of a
man who had been shot from the rear.
The skeleton was found three miles
east of the old E-6 ranch under a pine
tree. A bullet hole in the back of the
shoulder was found in the mans coat
1t is not known who the man was, al,
though it is suspected he took part in
some of the cattle and sheepmen's
feuds of few years ago.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24

Let us not shed more than a pailful
of tears over the brief Imprisonment
OF an American swell in Paris. The
tears are proper for the girl whom he
killed by reckless driving.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24

The Spanish naval authorities have
given up all hope Of saving the arma-
ment and hull Of the cruiser Cardinal
$CisneTos. now lying in eighty feet Of
water. She Is as effectively lost az
the kettle In the vel, although they
kAUs iurs -heye -t> q B y
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24
BIGELoW is CRUSHED.
Goes About His Duties in Dazed Con.
dton. 81

Milwaukee, Nov. 22.-Private infor
nation received by a government Of
sficer from the Fort Leavenworth pris-
on states that Frank G. Bigelow, the
defaulting Milwaukee bank president,
apparently is beginning to realize the
full enormity of his offense, and that
he appears to be utterly crushed in
spirit. 1t is said Bigelow goes about
his duties in a seemingly dazed condi.
zion. The prison officers doubt if he
will live to serve out his time.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24

If the women's charges are true,
Easherwomen first tear a garment up,
then they split it across, then they
wet it. dry it and send it home with a
bill.-Atchison Globe.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24

New Jersey is about to have law
providing that drunken chauffeurs
shall pay $1,000 and spend three years
in states prison. That ought to lower
the death rate considerably.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24

1t seems sometimes to the owner
that about all the fun there is in a
nice, we'll kept, airy house and lawn
is enjoyed by folks who drive by and
ook at it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24

During all of the time he has been
In India Lord Curzon has never work.
ed less than fourteen hours a day.
And look at him now-turned out of
Office in humiliation and not friend
on earth.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-11-24

If the University of Chicago sue.
ceeds in discouraging the great Amer
lean toothpick habit, it will need no
other claim to fame.