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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
MISSOURI FARM.

We do not regularly deal in farms,
but occasionally when we get bar
gain, we buy for our own account.
When Mr.. Thos. Bradshaw had to
go to California on account Of his
wife's health we stepped in and bought
his fine 335 acre farm in Randolph
county, Missouri, at our own price.
We now offer you the advantage of
our bargain. 80 acres tiled bottom
good improvements and R. F. D. Good
neighborhood and five miles to town
80 acres timber. Price $S5 per acre.
Easy terms. Part cash, balance at
per cent. Call or write.
PHOENIX TRUST COMPANY.
n. S. Merrick, Sec'y. ottumwa, Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
FOR EXCHANGE.

FOR ExCHANGElFINE, UP-To-
date, twenty-five thousand dollar
stock of general merchandise; good
Iowa town; want northwest Iowa
farm. Twenty thousand double
brick store building and thirty thou
sand stock general merchandising want
good land, improved or unimproved.
Nine thousand hardware, good inn
proved Iowa, Minnesota or Dakota.
Give full description in first letter.
Write j. A. Robertson, Manson, Ia
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
Chicago Produce Market.

Chicago, June 2S.-Wheat, No. 2 red
S1.04; No. 8 red, 95@10O; No hard.
S1.04; No. hard, 95@1.0O; Sept, S71a
@87s; July opened, 9ok@90A; high
est, 91&; lowest, 90h; closing, 91A.
Corn-No. 2, No 2 white, No. yell
low, 56k @56A; No. white, 56@561a:
No. yellow, 56k @56%; Sept, SAX
July old, 56B; July new. opened, 55s
t@56; highest, 561s; lowest, 551s; clos
ing, 55A
oats-No. 2, s1k@s2; No 8, $40
white, s2A @33A; Sept, 31M; July op.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
LEGAL.
Administrators Notice.

Notice is hereby given to all per-
sons interested, that on the 2Sth day
of June, A. D., 1905. the undersigned
was appointed by the clerk Of the dis
trict court of Wapello county Iowa,
administrator of the estate of Cornelta
II. Hall, deceased. late of said county.
All persons indebted to said estate
will make payment to the undersign-
ed and those havin~ claims against
the same will present them, legally
authenticated to said court for allow
ance.
Dated, June 20, 1905.
George F. Hall.
Administrator.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
Notice - Proof of Will.

state OF Iowa, WapeIIo county, IS.
To all Whom it Nav Concern:
Notice is hereby given that an in,
strument in writing purporting to be
the last will and testament of James
E. Wilson, who understand was also
known by the name Of James e. Cox
deceased, was this day produced, open
ed and read by the undersigned, ant
that have fixed Monday, the 2Stf
day of August, 1905, as the day fol
hearing proof in relation therto.
Witness my official signature, with
the seal of said court hereto offixed
this 7th day of June, 1905.
Edwin DUNCAN,
Clerk District Court.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
MARKETS By ASSOCIATED PRESS
Chicago Live Stock Market.

Chicago, June 2s.-Cattle, receipts
10000; strong to 10c higher; good to
prime, s5.25Ge.oo; poor to medium,
s3.75@5.10; stockers. $2.50@4.40; cows,
S2.5O@4.50; Texans, $3.50@4.75.
Hogs-Receipts, 1000; steady to sc
lower; mixed butchers, s5.35@5.65;
good to choice heavy, s5.50@5.7O:
rough heavy, $5.oo@5.40 light, $3.50
5.621s; bulk sales, $5.50@5.60.
Sheep-Receipts. 10000, strong, $4.0O
@5.25; lambs, $5.OO@S.00.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
Shipment of Horses.
Dads of hor :es shipped from Chi
Horse Gossip.

The following dealers are on the
market with consignments of horses:
w. A. Farr; J. M. Clark, Rockford, ILL.,;
+. Peterson, Mendoza. ILL.,. o. B. elem
ents, Deep River Iowa; NJ Shuts; w.
E. Winkler. Orrville, Ohio; E. Lynch.
Galesburg. ILL.,; w. j. O'Brien, Chica-
go; II. Jess, Newhall, Iowa; j. Koch
Ter, Chicago; N. H. Nelson, Siegel,
Bros, Dewitt, Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

ting in the smoker consuming one of
Mrs. Kennedy's Christmas cigars,
which he had promised his wife he
would smoke. He had not smoked
more than third of it before he de-
cided that he had fulfilled his obliga-
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
HINT TO LOVING WIVES.
Bad Christmas Cigar Saves Mans
Life in Mentor Wreck.

New York, June 28.-A box of CT
gars, given him by his wife at Christ
mas time, saved the life of Martin J..
Kennedy, of San Francisco, who was
a passenger on the Twentieth Century
Limited, which was wrecked at Men.
tor, O., last Wednesday night
Two minutes before the train ran
into the open switch Kennedy was sit.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

ton. Throwing his cigar away he re.
turned to his section in the sleeping
car just behind. He had scarcely
seated himself when the train ran into,
the open switch. Every soul in the
combination car Was killed
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR sALE-s5 ACRES GOOD LAND.
70 acres in clover, good house Of 5
rooms, good large barn, granary.
good water, fair orchard, good
fences. " mile to Chequest, Davis
county, Iowa. Price. $4,000 per acre.
VIII give 10 years time at per
cent with $1,000 or more payment
down. This farm is cheap. No
trades. Come and see it at once.
Possession given at any time Ad-
dress owner, E. r. Smith, Attorney
at-Law, Fairfield, Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
TODAY'S MARKETS.
KANSAS CITY MARKET.

This market is furnished by the
Moe Fisher Commission Co., members
Of National Board of Trade, Kansas
City, Mo-, local office rooms IS and 49,
Leighton bldg, w. M. Clifford, local
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
CHICAGO MARKET.

This market Is furnished by the Cas-
Idly Commission company. members
Chicago Board of Trade. local office.
'ooms % and 80 Hoffman, block. E. c.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

move slowly at $1s5@215, fully $40 be-
low average prices current month
ago. Fancy offerings include four to
a dozen arrivals per week that sell at
extra values. Expressers. wagon
horses, eastern chunks and harness
horses are moderately active at the
summer decline, commanding the
strongest competition from eastern
sources of the commercial classes.
General demand slow at the following
prices:
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR SALE-FINE RANCH AND
cattle, in southern New Mexico, con-
sisting of 1900 well-graded Hereford
cattle: nearly all young she stock;
no old cows; will brand 400 calves
this season; good frame house; two
wells with windmills; two good
ground tanks, corralls, ETC.; 800
acres under good wire fence; 35 head
saddle horses. No healthier place
in the United States. Price on whole
outfit, $4,000. w. E. Francis, New
ton, Kan.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
St. Louis

st. Louis Produce Market.
st. Louis, June %. = Wheat, July.
S3%.
Corn-July, SO.
Oats-July, 3O1s
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR SALE-BAKERY AND BUILD
ing in good mining town in Iowa.
Will sell stock and rent building II
preferred. Good business chance.
Address L. F. M, care Courier. .
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR sALE-cHEAPEsT RANCH IN
Nebraska; $500 acres of decided
land; 1000 acres of leased land; 200
acres of irrigated land: fenced and
cross fenced in 10 fields; one s room
mouse; one room house. Every
thing pertaining to a first class
ranch. Price $4,000. Campbell, box
$685.. Lincoln Neb.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
EsTRAYED.

STRAYED-ROAN MARE, WEIGHT
about 1850 or HOO pounds, lame in
left front leg and blind in left eye.
Return to or address 261 North Nc
Lean street, Ottumwa, Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-A FEW COLLIE SHEP-
herd pups, old enough to break. r.
F. Lanning, 1928 N. Walnut avenue,
Ottumwa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

Chicago Butter and Eggs.
Chicago, June 28.-Butter, steady
creameries, 5000; diaries, 1913.
Eggs-Easy, 12A @13.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
LOCAL MARKETS.


Pork goes up 1oc per cwt. in the
local markets today.
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.leceipts and SHIPMENTS,

leceipts and Shipments.
Following Is the movement Of horses
at the Chicago Stock Yards for dates
n:entione.. Yesterdays figures are
estimated:
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
New York Produce Marke+

Now York Produce Market,
New York, June 2S.-Wheat, July,
96B.
Corn-July, e1H.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR SALE-IOWA FARM BARGAIN,
2SO acres, 1870 good farm land, $50
timber; sets buildings; near three
towns. Now offered very cheap to
insure quick sale. For complete de-
scription, address owner, John Eth
ell, Bloomfield, Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR Sale OR TRADE. GOOD
stock of general merchandise and
buildings, good location and doing q
good business. Will trade for a good
farm and pay difference. Address
W., care Courier.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR SALE LEVEL PRAIRIE
farms in Barton county, Mo-. $40 to
$40 an acre. Address M. Wight
Iantha, Mo.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

FOR sALE-A MEDIUM SIZE HALL
safe. in perfect order; also floor
platform scale; goods truck, writing
desk. Price low. Call on G. Miller
225 North Washington, Ottumwa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

New York Poultry Market.
New York, June 2S.-Poultry fowls,
10@13; springs, %; broilers, 22@25:
turkeys, 1907.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
New York Butter and Eoo..

New York Butter and Eggs.
New York, June 2S.-Butter, cream
cries, 1901; dairy, 1914 @20; imita-
ton creamery, 16@19; factory, 1917 q
16; renovated, 13h@17.
Eggs-Western, 14@17k.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

ened, s2N; highest. s2A; lowest, SIX
closing, 32%.
Pork-July, s12.77; Sept, s1s12.
Lard-July, 1927: Sept, $747.
Ribs-July, $7.S5; Sept, $500.
Rye-July, Sc.
Tinothy-June, $3.50.
Clover-June. $780,.
Barley-Cash, 42@5O.
Flax-Cash, $1.25@1.43.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

Chicago Poultry Market.
Chicago, June 2s.-Poultry. steady;
turkeys, 14@15; chickens, IL; springs,
5000.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-496 ACRES IN JACK
son county, Wisconsin, So to IS per
acre. e. w. Ivey,, Millston, Wis.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1905-06-29

rived at Pulaski Saturday, having been
called to the bedside of her mother
Mrs. Mcdowell. who died yesterday
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Do so well today that you need not
long for tomorrow.
Some men only want your conf
dence to give II 20 others.
II man were his own enemy. what
stories he could tell on himself
Don't judge a man by his first friend
ships In n town; Judge him by his last
Don't give your friends indigestion
by trying TO poke people you like
down their throats.
When We think OF the ease with
which we deceive others we should
think Of the ease with which others
may deceive us.
Good news travels; not so rapidly
as bad news, OF course, but 1t travels
DO a good thing, and people will hear
OF II In time.
Everybody understands that an old
boiler must be treated with care, but
very few understand that an old stom-
ach is as dangerous as an old boiler
Atchison Globe.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29
UnIonded on the Editor.

Soon after arriving in London Justin
Mccarthy obtained an introduction 10
an editor who had started what was
then the novel feature of publishing
short stories in newspapers. Mr.. Nc
Carthy wrote story for him and sent
1t in. A few days later he called ut the
Office to learn its fate.
II hope you can see your way to ac.
cept IT," he said timidly.
Yes, and sixty more like it." replied
the editor.
Nothing more was heard OF Mr.. Nc
Carthy for several months. When he
eventually put in an appearance at the
office he bad a large parcel with him.
What have you got thereT" asked
the editor, seeing him unite the cord.
These are the sixty stories you
asked me to WRITE" answered his Wis
itor. The editor gasped for breath.
But didn't ask you to write any
thing like that numberp' he said.
you expressed your willingness to
accept sixty stories like the one l wrsts
on approval. and here they are. 1
merely took you at your word" quoth
the young Irishman. The stories were
not refused.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29
rHr NEW ronk WORLD
And the De soto County News for one
Year, si.05.


And the De soto County News for one
Year, s1.65.
For the autumn season nov at hand
the most valuable paper TO you will
be the New York thrice-a-week World
because it offers you more at the price
than any other paper published any
where in the world.
This is a time Of great events. We
are having great wars, and other chan
ges Of a startling kind are occurring
both at home and abroad. The thrice
a-week World comes to you every 9TH
er day, except Sunday, with all the
news fully, accurately and promptly
told.
The thrice-a-week World is fair in
its political reports. You can get the
truth from its columns whether you
are Republican or Democrat, and that
is what you want.
The thrice-a-week World always has
a serial story running, and it is always
first class story by first class au-
thor. The thrice-aweek world pub
fishes better fiction than any other
newspaper in the United States. Spec
ial attention is also given to markets,
and there are many other valuable fea-
lures.
The thrce-a-week Worlds regular
subscription price is only 81 per year,
and this pays for 1865 papers. We offer
this unequalled newspaper and the De
Soto County News together one year
for 81 .65
The regular subscription price OF the
two papers is $500.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

In Andrews Anecdotes Ancisat and
Modern" C1sO one reads. should a
glass house fire be kept up. without sx-
tinetion for a longer term than seven
years, there IL no doubt bat that sala-
mander would be generated In the
Ginders." This probably accounts for
the popular idea that a salamander
lives in the IRE, = faliacy SO far re
moved from the truth that the curious
hzard-hke beast no called cannot EN-.
dure even the heat Of the san, but
skulks away under stones to avoid It.
IT will never lose It's reputation for
nre eating. though. which fingers stlIl
N the heating 'utensil that Is named
after It.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

To every aspect of the problem Of nfe
Herbert Spencer must have given
thought, but he has plainly declared
that the human intellect as at present
constituted can offer no solution. The
greatest mind that this world has yet
produeed-the mind that systematized
all human knowledge, that revolutloniz.
ed modern science, that disslpated ma
terinlism forever, that revealed to us
the ghostly unity Of all existence, that
re-established all ethics upon an i'm.
mutable and eternal foundaton-the
mind that could expound with equal
luciditg and by the same universal
formula the history OF a gnat or the
history Of a sun, confessed itself be-
fore the riddle Of existence scarcely
less helpless than the mind OF a child
-LRfcadio Hearn in Atlantic.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29
FERocIous FRIENDSHIP.
An Incident In the life Of the Tra-
Redinn Mncready.


Between Macready and my brother
Charles existed a Kind of feroclous
friendship. Macready, whatever be
may have been In private life, had at
the theater a simply horrible temper
and he was In the habit of using at
rehearsals and even I'm al undertone
when acting the most abusive lam
guage-language which my brother
sometimes passed by with Il smile, but
which he occasionally hotly resented.
He did not mind Macready constantly
addressing him as beast" but he Oh
jectcd TO having his eyes. his limbs
and his internal organs coupled with
lnvectlve terms. Yet, oddly enough,
the great tragedan, with whom he
was constantly quarreling, had a grim
respect and liking for him. lie knew
him TO be gentleman and a scholar
and one who was a competent Judge
Of picturesque effect and an acute dra-
matte critic. On one occasion Ma
cready having TO play "Othello." and
my brother not being included I'm the
cast, the tragedlan thus addressed him:
Beast want you to n In front to-
night and give me afterward full and
candid opinion as to the merits OF my
acting. Omit nothing Tell me how /
played and how | looked. / have an
idea that l shall surpass myself this
evening" Now, the great actor used
to go through a tremendous amount OF
realistic effort in the part of Othello
and toward the close OF the tragedy
would get into such a dlsorganized
physical condition that he was all per-
SEPARATION and foamlng at the mouth
and presented a somewhat shocking
spectacle.
My brother duly occupied a seat in
the front row of the dress circle and
narrowly watched the performance
from beginning to end. Then he went
behind the scenes and repaired to
Macready's dressing room. The artist
was being disrobed by his dresser and
was painting with excitement in an
armchair.
well, beast, what was II llkeT"
My brother told him that he had de-
rived the highest qualification from
the performance and he had never seen
him play othello more superbly. He
was magnificent in his speech to the
Venetian senate, the jealousy scenes
with Iago were splendid, the murder
of Desdemona was superb, and he died
inimitably. Macready's face lighted up
more and more as my brother answer
ed his many queries.
"'Tis well, beast" he observed at
last. "'Tis well-very WELL and, now,
what was my appearance-how did
look, beastP
My brother cogitated for a moment
and then, with perfect candor, replied,
Like a sweep, STRIP G. A. Salas
Recollections.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

The Servian peasants have a curious
old Ceremony Of invoking rain which
they carry out during dry weather
The women Of the village dress a girl
In leaves and grass from head to foot
and lead her from house to house, AT
each door the occupant pours bucket
full OF water over her head, while her
companions. who are mostly girls OF
her own age, chant prayers for the
wished for showers. Invisible clouds
OF rain are believed by the peasants to
follow the girl, whom they name "Do-
dola." and to refresh the fields and
vineyards.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

Among the worlds quesrest books Is
"Pharam0nd; or. The History OF France
"A Fam'd Romance, In Twelve Parts"
1t was written originally by the au-
thor OF 'Cassandrn and Cleopatra"
and II was ''Engllshed" by j. Phillips,
Gent, and published in London in folio
In 1877. "PharamOnd" runs TO 1,173
closely printed folio pages. which con-
tain In all some 1.oTS.a95 words. That
IL to say. II equals In length ten mod
ern novels Of about 100000 words
apiece. Sir Philip sidHey's Arcadia"
works cut interspsrsed poetry and all.
at some 100000 words. or four modern
novels.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29
THE DOMESTIC HUSBAND.
One view of the Man who Baunta
His own Home Circle.


The foolishness Of wives is shown in
their warfare against the club, be It
good or bad, and their lndlscrlmlnate
laudation OF the domestic man. The
latter Is not apt TO be an allurlng per.
sonallty, for, osclllatlng between down
town and hone, his circle Of interests
Is necessarily narrow, and he ineyita-
bly, takes up with more or less petty
matters ana becomes a domestic mar
tinet or a tame cat. All the big civic
interests that engage the energies Of
public spirited men In their leisure
from business he Ignores, as he does
association with men Identified with
other worthy interests. The petty gos-
sip Of the home and the evening paper
constitute the typical domestic mans
mental sustenance I'm his moments OF
relaxation from the grind OF money
making, and apart from merely hav-
Ing him within reach Il IS hard to I'M
derstand what pleasure the wife can
take In this variety OF husband, for he
apparently feels under no obligation to
make himself agreeable. 1t Is not he
who makes the meal cheerful by set.
ting the conversational pace in the dl-
rectlon Of amusing stories or interest.
Ing Information, his usual contribution
being fussy comment on some trivial
domestic incident. More often he eats
In silence and departs I'm the shortest
time possible for the most desirable
chair In the living room, there to re.
main for the remainder Of his evening.
Such a man, however good a provider
he may be for his family, is a social
vegetable merely, in whom no woman
Is justified in taking pride at this day,
when the need in public affairs is for
citizens who bear their share OF the
burdens peculiar to our nation and
times.-Yogue.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29
InorsdItahls Rrntnlitr.

1t would have been increditable bru-
tally If Chas. F. Lemberger, Of SYRIA
cuse, New York, had not done the best
he could for his suffering son. "My
hoy, she says "cut fearful cash over
his eye, so I applied Bucklin's Arnica
Salve, which healed it and saved his
eye" Good for burns and ulcers, too.
Only 25c at Ed Greene's drug store.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

An Oklahoma girl advertised for a
HUSBAND and got him. The total ex-
pense for advertising. wedding OUTFIT.
etc. was S11. He died within year,
leaving her an Insurance policy Of
$4,000. And yet some people claim
that It doesn't pay to ADVERTISE
Sparks (Okla.) Review.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29
pl..l..n. ana Thsel.s-ar.

Il once missed meeting Diekeas at
Chatsworth. He left the day Of my
arrival" writes Leveson- Cover in his
memoirs. ''Thackeray came that same
afternoon and was anxious to hear
about Dickens visit. He wondered
whether be had toadied the duke very
much. My impression Is that. though
protesting to be friends, these two
great novelists did not care much for
one another"
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

II needs bot little foresight to tell
that when your stomach aud liver are
badly affected grave trouble is ahead
unless you take the proper medicine
for your disease, as Mrs John Young,
Of Clay, n. y, did. She says: ~ had
neuralgia Of the liver and stomach, my
heart was weakened and could not
eat. / was very bad for long time,
but in Electric Bitters found Just
what ] needed, for they quickly re-
lieyed and cured me" Best medicine
for weak women. Sold under guaran-
tee by DR.. Ed Greene, druggist, at SOC
abottle.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

Hubby (desperately)-Glve me your
clothesline. I'm going to hang myself.
Wiley (sweetly)-oh, George, Pm SO
sorry. This ciothesline is so rotten II
won't hold you You'll have to buy
one. deari-Cleveland Leader.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

Aunt Ann-You think John no longer
loves your New wife (sobbing)-I-I
know II. auntiel Ip-put on an ug-ugly
old hat this morning and he never mo-
ticed the acknowledgements Chicago
Tribune.
The De Soto County news. [volume] (Arcadia, Fla.) 1898-1924, 1905-09-29

"Papar' little Johnny began.
'Now what do you wantf" asked his
suffering father. with the emphasis' en-
the ''now."
"wnl my hair fall OF when It's rips,
like yoursr'