The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-02-06

THE AGE-HERI General stoessel has more freedom now than either Kuropatlan or Rojestvensliy, both of whom were directed to relieve him. Neither did, however.
  The supreme court regulates the trusts; the president has taken the railroads in hand, and Pennypacker has a grip on the newspapers. | ------s-~-< ------- Fires seem to te popular in Birming- ham this winter, but they are more ex- pensive than the grate and the furnace variety.
 The Hoch marrying syndicate has over worked free advertising and is wreck. It has gone to meet Mrs. Chadwick. l The son of the Autocrat of the Break fast table was naturally in favor of cheaper beef and plenty of it. l New York cannot throw if the bliz- gard habit which it has acquired outside of it's justly celebrated subway. | .-------- MT. Donohoe's campaign against Thomas w. Lawson does not seem te be creating any undue excitement. 1 ---s- Up in New England subways are num- erous and popular. They are construct ed under the big snowdrifts | --.s---- Some are steamed to death in Turkish baths, and some go out to be sleeted to the banks of the. Styx. --s.-- The grief of Japan over Susslas in- ternal troubles is not inconsolable. It is wholly under control. 1 It is funny that the Russian strikers who were doing all the striking were the only persons struck. -@s.-- A beef trust decision that does not lower the price of meat is simply a grandstand play.
 The race for social supremacy in Wash ngton lies between Mrs Roosevelt and Mrs Fairbanks,
  The bureacucrats concluded that Max ime Gorky is less an agtator ou of per son than in it. | It is to be hoped that Vulcan will soon cease to suffer from nostalgia. He is coming home.
 Hoch desires to return to Chicago. He seems to be unbalanced in his mind and arithmetic.
 The Irvine-Talbot war has been called off, and Talbot is left in possession of the field. 1 PennypacEer and the comic valentines will soon fight the suppression issue to finish
 The telephone girls with loY, soft voices marry at the rate of twenty per cent a year. -----a~---------- | Senator Lafollette stands u1classified. He really belongs to the Lafoette party.
 
 Johann Hoch's wives continue to re- port and he already outranks Bluebeard | -.s------ If this is the groundhogs idea of an open winter it is no friend Of the people | -------- John Wanamaker will find Birming- ham more wide awake than Philadelphia. | rrI.G twentieth century. not the eleventh. Maxine Gorky should put another book on the market without delay. | That big diamond is still causing talk. It will cause trouble later.
 
 There are more lconoclasts than ikous in Russia at present
 Cold waves are distributed this year with an impartial hand.
 
 gum shoe campaign is in order now. Wear your 'rubbers"
 
 Even the hand-organ monkey wants an eight-hour day.
 The Czar has been on the jumpsky. He is quieter now.
  MT Bluebeard Hoch was also a ready letter writer
 General La Grippe also runs private graveyard.
 
 Whats the matter with Kuropatkin? Ask him.
 The iuriskesha is better than the drosky any way.
 Will the arship of the future be on time?
 It is warmer somewhere, probably down below.
 Father Gopon is not bad for looks. 1 Hats off to Champion Jeffriesl | Let the roses blooml
  1 MAKING MILLIONS IN A DAY. From Leslie's Weekly
 The amazing statement was made be- fore the City club of New York, recently, that while the aggregate nominal capital of all the companies which entered into