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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09
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ssIlsett Graf ton blsiness
4
ssnrse or Graft ST, was
FalEapea isltot esterdassI 4 n
zrIifs ii Monroe IFS a prominent
ipsssoea nan The Tavern. 4 u :;
Judge and 4; Mrs.. Meredith
me- sst' sssrned u from Charleston. 81
faeanorS Barr has been quite
Sir ith mplmlp ,sEs 4 q, The past
IiEiss t,icRs % ! Chest rtown,s i Md.
tlIe guest Of Isl ": II. 6na@ay,
hi sitea Terrace. u
tiss Annie Fletcher,o Of :Hallect,
3 "a town the guest Of her brother,
q y. her. 3si 35:
rs M p SDumIre, Of Councils;
sillr as visiting her parents
ss 4 thes frst} Eofs the week.
ga $ stone ofS Quincy street,
work sterday4 MS society re.
,Fses ons tt hs: West " sA:; virstaia 1jE5
ward James SofS Bridgeport. Is in
tiiiel cues pf4 his mother, Mrs.
shs James on erpon(Sayenue. Il
Simon Alaskar and children
n 4 id morning for New York,
{ v The viii make their future
S.apse .ssSs Ct:
Y nv sappI AZ 2 JOHN. I'D: Beatty,
y, Y; s ll3s !: and Fred Bartlett are a
5 pss u n annington people. at the
\ aEssns Il day: 3 A. .j,:,
fss sncian9 fIogc,, t}Who has been
si;e sti nest of3 Mrs eharlesf Reed, On
Riisas ezra e, returned 10 her home
y ceiling, vest rtayi tfier1,oon:
iss fhos. Reed and Mrs IFS Slc:F isl
a ~! ssgIttntpnisd tuesday z evening
fEsa pleasant visit 70 friends in
ceiling and New sMartlnsvllle. s.
Richard ELY left last night
! az iass ~ inst Pa, on a.yisit to her
saadhi mo thler, Mrs Sharp. She will
5 5s toined Nlorgantowns by. her +,
II Bell si i!s.a.: y.,a
IA sIolIIe Anderson; Of Rich.
!; i WHO had been Visiting
risrds in New FORK for the past sew.
srsl weeks arrived In the city last
e tssealng. and I'M IS the guest Of Mrs.
srGsll q Jones o. Fourth street.
ssln ts e, 81 Morsartown, is
st w e e typhoid fever;at ;ne Nor.
sse9ttsc .i + HOSP Mr.: Fogle is
- g, q Miss Gypsy Tosle, Of the
ssTel phone; and Is well known in
lamont l'Ilt haying resided lc.c sever
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09
WasIlout on M, e4k.

A %asll:out on the N. & X. railroad,
has put thqt,fpublic carrier 6ut olE
commission. The. overflow Of d small.
stream at oneSpolnt washed the filing
from under the track leaving the
rails dangling in The air many feess5
above the raging waters. 4 h n ri
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09
Meet on Monday,

;Fhe Ladies Auxiliary Of the Y. NJ.
Z. a. will have meeting on Monday
alternoon at half after three O'Clock.
'lfp l and arrangements for Their
coming entertainment will be dis.
cusSed and large. attendance is
hoped FOR. 80 -. \
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09
COMMITTEE TO MAKE 81.
r. FAVORABLE REPORT,
<By Publishers Press. ]

tBy Publishers Press.)
WASHINGTON, Mar. THE Sen.
ATE committee on Foreign Relations
this morning decided 10 maize a IA.
v"rablc report'tto the Senate on the
5anto Domingo treaty as amended
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09
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llIflJ CIV
s Ia ! :; ! Il aims.

The new desig ls Il III spfifis !. n.
beg; here. reed as:s for yoa 10 pass iudgmsns
IN Z! fiprettiers than ever Price begin
i at 75e q .paitsaa 50 in5 cas- steps gup,
% twelv do liars, 50 that alI
kinds of curtains from the chea pest
tn that a are worth buying up to as tins
as any; one wa i. 81;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09

Mr.. T. w. Bartlett, of Manning
ton, was in town to-day, having been
subpoenaed us a witness in the Jack.
son case. .az2
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09

Bertha ,Galland in Dorothy Vernon
OF i1addon HaII,' Grand Opera House,
Friday, March 10th.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09
-.sa .'i.a.a .. Do. -
HORkHEIMER
Commissioned Brisadier General or
Staff of Governor
Dawson.

CHARLESTON, w. Va, Mar. o.
General Morris Horkhelmcr was yes.
tcrday commissioned brigadlcr gener.
al and commissary general on the
genera! staff of Governor Dawson.
General Edwin Leslie Boggs was
commissioned brlgadier general. This
is the third term for each.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09

-
s 81 rain llsS and lat
n caused tronble Stii ts
ss y line rfac tioa Com ON.
lss11 last venting iies small
benl Just iaboYefB Bell RGnsstaiionl;; q On n
Peacock Jill started to move and t
f " the last ;carlran5 at midnight caused
considerable delay. M
Small trees, large sections Of fence
and S !'5l 9, supporting trolley wires.
slid to the track. On the last trip
d down last night one poll cleared lie
ear.bX butstwo inches a force ,,s; 8 Of Of
jmfltaFnlt&as Kept at the slip until late.
No. further delays have iieea report port
ed today. 3,3t5 n II
ne city and suburban cars aid not
maze. connections last nlskt on de- i,.
CONT ;c iof delaysffto the latter, hence
passengers were compelled 10 stand
IN ne rain at the end OF Locust ave.
nue. for several minutes. IL tie pres.
en- ent method Of transferring Is to be
continued! some arrangement should
be made 70 protect Sthe patrons IN
like.e emergencies.
g Z ii ID. ~ I.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09

Bertha GaiIand in Dorothy Vernon
Of. Haddon Hail." Grand Opera House,
Friday, March 10th.
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Mottinghanls.
Mottingha q
Cable Nets. I; i 4
~ X = II ,SIAI.
Bon1es z emmes.
an . = r
Irish Points. 4
Arabi ans. Nj + 4
Irish Points,.
ARABIC ans

& lave s',g y 10y The low displa
and p: ia dtoge 3 bring to mind the need
Eof new'curtains e 1;
" We want to showroom q l1rs X 81
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-03-09
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TsEEs FEM
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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
Los judios en- Russia
HoRRoRES De Ia MATANzA
nj piedra-- sobre piedra
(De "Le Temps".)

Bucharest I6 Noviembre.-Se anun-
cia que dos nuevos degiiellos de ju-
dfos Sc han verifcsdo en- Bourgade y
en- Dauntzeri. Bessarabia. Ell gran
rsbino de Kishineff ha sido impregna :
do en- petroleo Y quemado vivo.
Londres I7.-El comite que Sc ha
tornado para distribution de socorros
4 los judfos de Russia. ha decidido es
t.becer una oficina central de infor
macion en- Berlin; desde ALI seran en-
viados los delegados las villas rusas.
Una suma de $425,ooo Sc deposita
actualmente comprendiendo $4,000
enviados desde America.
San Petersburgo I7.-Algunos infor-
mes obtenidos por israelitas salvados
de la matanza, expresan detalles horri.
bles. Dicen que, en- Chernigoff, don =
de la poblacion estaba compueSta de
judios, Ia villa ha sido arrasada. mo
ha quedado piedra sobre piedra, agre-
gan los ssustados hijos de Israel.
Londres 1S.-Inglaterra ha enviado
S325 900 para socorrer los judios en-
Russia. FL comite encargado de reci
Dir las su~cripciones esta presidido por
Lord Rosthschild. Sc cree que la su =
ma pueda llegar a $5oo.ooo, sin contar
las cantidades recibidas de America.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
En- la Argentina

Buenos Aires, II de Noviembre.-
El gobierno ha resuelto no continuar
l2s medidas de precaucion tomadas
con buques procedentes de Hamburgo,
Bremen y Durham (Africa MeridionaD,
a las que habfan dado lugsr las sospe
chas de que un vapor de Hamburgo
traia casos de peste bubonica contrafda
en- Africa.
Ell secretario de la legacion brasil
lef1a en- Buenos Aires comunica Off
cialmente haber ccurrido un mot1n en-
ell fuerte Santa Cruz, Rio Janeiro, pc
70 sin signifcaci6n polftica y apaci-
guado Embellishments.
FL encargsdo de la legacion rusa
en- esta capital ha invitado ofcialmen-
te al gobierno argentine a que envle
delegados q la conferencia de la paz
que ha de celebrarse en- La Haya.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
La SituaCi0n de Venezuela

Caracas, 10 de Novjembre.- e.-Creese
que consecuencia de revelaciones de
sensation. Francia Sc decide q acep-
tar las proposiciones fnales del Presi-
dente Castro, este es, que alnbaS par
tes retiraren las notas cambiadas en-
tre ell gobierno venezolano y M. Tay-
ny. Parece que en- poder del Presi-
dente Castro Obren documentos de-
jando muy poca duda de que la Com
pa 6ia del Cable Frances estuvo CON-
plicada en- la revolucion Matos.
Filadelia, IL de Noviembre.- La
New York and Bermudez Asphalt
Company, publfca una declaration al
efecto de que durante la revoluci6n
Matos. la compa f1fa Sc vic en- la nece-
sidad de dar $1,000 los revolucio-
narioS para que la respetaran suS pro-
piedades: y que hacia la misma epoca,
el gobierno del general Castro. repre-
sentado por el general Arocha, her
mano adoptivo de la sef1ora de Castro
y ministro de Fomento, trato de o5te-
ner de la compafl1a por divsrsos me-
dios la cantidad de $42o.ooo.
Washinhton, IL de Noviembre 81
gobierno venezolano ha nombrado una
conIision tecnica compuesta de los doc
torres don Jests MufIoz Tebar, dor
Manuel Clemente Urbaneja y don J
| S. GarbiraS para justipreciar los daf1os
causados 4 dicho gobierno por la New
York and Berm1dez Asphalt Com
pany.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27

Secei6ss s'e1igiosza
MES DE NOVIEM BRE-
SANTOS DE MANANA
Martes 2S.-San Gregorio III, papa
y confesor.
MISAS DE MANANA.
Catedral. 49,. las 5,7yo mafiana
San Jose. e...... ''7y3 de la idem
San Francisco. 90 de la idem.
Convento de S.
Miguel. -. g 6 de la idem
Capilla T. O. F. g or de Ia idem.
Santa Ana. -. {" IN y sd icern
Puerta de Terra g 7yo de la idem
Santurce ....... "7yo de la idem.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27
AMERICAN RAILROAD COMPANY OF PORTO RICO.

SCHEDULE OF EFFECT ON AND AFTER SEPTEMBER TO- 1905
TWEy SAN X CAROLINA ARECO AGUAD PONCE
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-27

LA las
e S, y : e
OESTE OcuTe 26
hasa las i1a pasan en- las hasta
la Il
y . an 81
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
SHEPHERDSTOWN W. VA. THURSDAY, JULY 13 1905.
Blacks Revere Gen. Jackson.

When Major Thomas Jonathan
Jackson (afterward the famous Con-
federate chieftaiu, 'Stonewall" Jack
sou) was a professor in the Virginia
Military Institute, at Lexington, Va,
be was the superintendent Of colored
Sunday-school for the children Of
colored people in Lexington. he was
devoted to his work. When t great
war came on he never lost his interest
in these, his wards; and his wards
never lost their interest in him while
living, nor their veneration for bis
memory since his death.
The Fifth Avenue Presbyterian
Chur.n, of Roanoke, is about to give
a signal proof of this The pastor Of
that church, Rev L. L. Downing, is a
colored man, and his people are
colorei people, but they are preparing
to place in their church memorial
window TO Stonewall Jackson
The decision of the officers OF the
church to place this memorial window
in their place of worship was publish
ed in the Roanoke papers slmultane-
ously with the publication OF the tele-
graphic dispatch giving an account Of
the rabid frothing OF the white people
Of Port Carbon, Pa, at the sight Of
Confederate flag displayed from the
residence Of physician Of that town
on decoration day. Mrs. Heebner,
the physicians wife, lady OF South
ern birth, tboughtlessly hung the flag
from her window, when the Grand
Army post sent delegation to de-
mand it's removal, couChing the de-
mand in the following decorous Lam
guage:
Take down that rebei flag, or We
will blow It to HI with bullets
The Roanoke Times notices the fact
of the simultaneous publication Of
these incidents as striking coincl-
dence, and draws from it the conclu-
sion that at least some of the negroes
of Roanoke are several generations
ahead of some of the white people at
Port Carbon, Pa, in matter Of chiv-
airy, religion, enlightenment and pa
triotism.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

F1ssr.-That almost every operation
in our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect OF
such symptoms as backache, Irregular
and painful menstruatiOn, leucorrh9s'
displacements of the uterus, pain In
the side, burning sensation in the stoTn-
ach, bearing-down pains, nervousness
dizziness and sleeplessness.
SECOND. D.-The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number OF
absolute cures of female ills is Lydia
z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
1t regulates, strengthens and cures
diseases of the female organism as
nothing else can.
For thirty years il has beep helping
women TO be strong, curing backache.
nervousness, kidney troubles, all utter
inc and ovarian Inflammation, weak
ness and displacements, regulating
menstruation perfectly and overcom-
ing It's pains. 1t has also proved itself
invaluable il preparing for childbirth
and the change of life.
TH1Rp.-The great volume of unsc-
licited and grateful testimonials on hle
at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn
Mass, many of which are from time to
time published by permission, give alb
solute evidence of the value OF Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Mrs. Pinkham's advice.
FoURTH.-Every ailing woman in the
United States is asked to accept the
following invitation. II is free, will
bring you health and may save your
life.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation
to oWomen.--Women suffering from any
form of female weakness are invited TO
promptly communicate with Mrs Pink
ham, at Lynn, Mass. All letters are
received, opened, read and answered
by women only. From symptoms given,
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way of recovery
advised. Out of the vast volume Of ev-
perience in treating female ills Mrs.
Pinkham probably has the very knowl-
edge that will help your case. Surely,
anv woman, rich or poor, is very foolish
if she does not take advantage OF this
generous offer of assistance.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
Prayer For a Little Boy.

Now lay me down to sleep,
Irray the Lord my soul to keep:
If should die before wake,
pray Thee. Lord. my soul to take.
And this ask for Jesus sake
But while l live wan, to be from quick and angry
passion free,
With gentle thoughts and happy face. and pleasant
words in every place
pray, whatever wrong do, I'll never say what IS
not true,
Be willing at my task each day. and always honest
in my play.
Make me unselfsh with my joys and generous to
other boys:
And kind and helpful to the old aad prompt to do
what am told.
Bless every one love- and teach me how to help
and comfort each.
Give me the strength rsh, living brings and make
me good in little things. Amen.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
Home Life OF Russians.

4ue uaI4l IIIe OI husslan couple
of the wealthier classes is singularly
regular and monotonous, varying only
with the changing seasons. In sum-
mer the lord of the house gets up
about 7 o'clock and puts on, With
the assistance Of his valet de cham
bre, simple costume, consisting
chiefly Of faded, plentifully stained
dressing gown. Having nothing in
particular to DO, be sits down at the
open window and looks into the yard.
Toward 9 o'clock tea is announced,
and he goes into the dining room-a
! ng, narrow apartment, with bare
wooden floor and no furniture, but a
table and chairs. Here he finds his
wife, with the tea urn before her. In
few minutes the younger children
enter the room, kiss their papa's hand
and take their places around the ia
bic. As this morning meal consist.
merely Of bread and tea, it does not
last long, and all disperse to their
several occupations.
The head OF the house begins the
labors OF the day by resuming his seat
at the open window and having his
Turkish pipe filed and lighted by
boy whose special function is to keep
his master'spipe IN order The house.
wife spends her morning in more
active way. As soon rs the breakfast
table has been cleared she goes to the
larder, takes stock of the provisions,
arranges the meals and gives the cook
the necessary materials, with detailed
instructions as to how they are to be
prepared. The rest Of the morning
she devotes to her other household
duties.
Toward ! o'clock dinner is an
nounced and Ivanovitch prepares his
appetite by swallowing at a gulp a
wineglass ofhome-made bitters Din.
ner Is the great event of the day.
Food ls abundant and OF good qusli-
ty but mushrooms, onions and fat
play rather too important a part in
the repast, and the whole is prepared
with very little attention to the rec
ognlzed principles OF hygine. No
sooner has the last dish been removed
than deathllke stiffness falls upon
the house II is the time of the after
dinner siesta.
The young folks 90 into the garden
and all the members Of the household
give away to drowsiness naturally
engendered by heavy meal on a hot
summer day. Ivanovitch retires 10
his own room, from which the flies
have been carefully excluded by his
pipe bearer. His wife dozes in
big armchair in the sitting room,
with pockethandkerchief spread over
her face. The servants snore in the
corridor, the garrett or the hay shed,
and even the old watch dog in the
corner Of the yard stretches himself
out at full length on the shady side
Of bis kennel.
In about two hours the house grad.
ully reswakens, doors begin to creak,
the names Of the various servants are
bawled out in all tones, from bass TO
falseetto, and footsteps are heard
in the yard. Soon a man servant
issues from the kitchen, bearing an
enormous tea urn which pufs like a
little steam engine. Then the family
assemblies for tea.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
They "Never Have Time"

Here and there and everywhere
are to be found the man and the wo-
man who "never have time.
If you are one Of those who "never
have time" change your ways, Try
this: Make up each day a schedule
of what you shall do at each hour,
and do not bulge from the schedule.
1t will surprise you to find how readi-
ly you can dispose of task within q
certain time if you convince yourself
that you have to. 1t is the feeling
that you must that will force you to
do it. Let each item on the schedule
be regarded as an inviolate engage
ment with yourself, and do not let
the business of one item cut into the
time set for the next. These definite
engagements with yourself will enable
you to have time for work, reading,
calling, churchgoing and recreation.
Do not stop to think it over You
will forget about it if you delay.
Try the plan at once.
What will you do at o'clock this
afternoon
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

W. K. Vanderbilt was autoing up
a Long Island road the other day.
Ahead Of him was a man and dog.
The dog was nosing around the bushes.
and Just az he started to cross the road
the motor car hit him smidships, and
doggie gave up the ghost straightway.
Mr.. Vanderbilt stopped the machine
and, taking out his wallet, gave the
man a $50 bill, remarking:
at was my fault insist that you
take the money"
AS the car rolled away in cloud
of dust, the man looked at the dead
animal and said
81 wonder who owned that dog,
anyway"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
Pam and UlI Department.

law and Boiled LluSeeu Oh, Har-
uvss Oh, Machine GA, DI1ch oIraP'
IurpcuIue, ". Y. duu UaS Lar, Jas
Uuue, NaruIsn, Japan Dry er, AnU1
EuIeI, W ME Lcdu, AUu Le&u,
Spanish Brown, CaIcIHeu fIdsIvF'
IUIUIduu Nemvnt, Lard On, I4ds-
IcrIug uaIr, CUaI On, NeaU fOVI
Oh, L Isu Oh, DuJL DTICh soap, SUI
puur, CUppcras, DOraA.
Patent clustering prepared ior lmmeul-
ate use.
International oTOCh FOOD auc GIea.
son uOrse anu NatLle tUwuers'
Frank Miller HAkNEoo DKEooINU,
uaIe OII SOAP.
Black LAMBS UUU Harness on.
lHE PERFECTION Blue Flame WICK
less UII oLOVe-saIeSL auu uesl.
The -Four LeaI Clover CREAM oEPA-
Major, where Lue MIX Is not
mIAed or uIIuCed Win water, IeaV-
my II pure aud sweet lOr fanny USE
WALL PAPER furnished Oh snort NO.
tIUe AT reuuceu prices.
Reduced PrIceS on haylng Tools and
B4cu -, 1.I,-ss II u Track.
Force Pumps, Deep Well Pumps, Gal
vanized Bucket Pump and Water
Purifier, | X l. Chain Pumps.
A Large. Stock of Cooking and Heating
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

A short time ago an English school
teacher was giving a lesson on the
function Of the hyphen. Having writ
ten a number Of examples on the black
board, the first of which was "bird-
cage" he asked the boys to give a
reason for putting the hyphen between
"bird" and cage" There was q
short silence. Then a boy who is un-
Justly reckoned among the Ounces,
said : at IS for the bird to perch on,
sir"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

"Will somebody please chase the
COW down this way?" said the funny
boarder who wanted some milk for
his coffee.
"Here, Jane" said the landlady
ironically, "take the COW down where
the calf is bswling."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

"By the way" said the talkative
barber to the bald-beaded man in the
chair, did you ever tIg my hair
tonic ?"
No, answered the victim "thst
wasn't what caused my hair to fall
out. I'm a married man.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
afternoon 2

The late Joseph Jefferson used to
say, that about the most embarrassing
experience of his life befell him in the
Mills building, Wall street, New York.
While waiting for an elevator one
day a stout little man wearing full
beard approached and greeted him
by name. Mr.. Jefferson responded
pleasantly, adding: II know your
face perfectly, Of course, but cant
place you. l see many faces, and I'm
apt to get confused in my study Of
physiognomy." The little, stout,
compact stranger smiled az he turned
his cigar over in bis mouth and said, a.,
I'm General Grant" Jefferson al
ways declared that he got out at the
next landing and walked down three
flights Of stairs to the street for fear
he would make himself additionally
conspicuous by asking the gentleman
if he had ever been in Washington
or if he was a veteran Of the Ia e
war.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

"Grandpa, do you have to be awful
good to get into he lven?"
eyes, my boy"
"Well, I've about made up my
mind TO try for the BOBBY prize"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

Little Tommy-Ps, want quar-.
ter TO give it to poor cripple.
Fsther-Here it is son-you are
a good boy. Where is the poor Grip
ple2
Little Tommy-He's sellin' tickets
to tn side show.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

"You say" queried the editor,
"that you are descended from Shake
speare?"
That's what l said," answered the
would-be versjfer.
"Well," continued the man behind
the blue pencil, "tbe descent must
have been something fierce"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
Hardware Department.

Bar Iron Nails, Horse Shoes, Large
Iron W ASH heLIicS, Brass, copper
anu Porcelain heLLIes, oklIIets,
W allie Irons, Trace, BUT, 20" anu
halter Chains, Farm Bells, screen
Doors ana NluuOwS, American
Fence WIRE, Darueu Wire, saws,
DIauh uamA Coin oneIIers, Lawn
Mowers, Fues, All Sizes bOIts,
Loaded Shells Powder anu Shot.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13
-Four Facts For
Sick Women
To ConSidet

Lydia 8. PinkhGr1's Vegetable Compound
Has an UneguaKed Reeord Of Cures
Mrs. Pinkhdn's AdUics Is CoHfidsn-
hoL, Free, and aitcaYs Helpful
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1905-07-13

During the taking Of a religious
census of the District Of Columbia the
past winter couple Of young ladies
who were engaged in the work stop
ped at my home on Capitol Hill, and
when the bell rang it was answered
by the negro boy | brought from Ten.
nessee with me. The ladies asked him
will you please tel me who lives
here2"
"Yessum Mistsh Johnsing," was
the answer.
"Is be a Christian7
mo, ma'am. He'ss Congressman
from Tennessee.