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The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
What the Editors Say

There is rejoicing in the university of
minnesota over an act of the legiSla-
ture taking that institution out of the
jurisdiction of the board of control and
extending over il purely educational
management. The board Of control is
a political organization, appointed by
the governor and composed of men who
earned the distinction by party service
This Will have a familiar sound to the
people OF South Dakota. who have re-
Gently witnessed an act of politics in
connection with their own university.
The reform in Minnesota came out of
the earnest and patient work of the
real friends of education, and they feel
that they have gained victory for the
cause in accomplishing the divorce of
their university from politics.-Sioux
Falls Press.
The beef trust plants have a COM
Dlned capital of SCI, 100000 When they
merged each company was given three
tlmes as much merger stock as its cap
itai stock. Hence it is doing business
on S6l,OOO.OO0 actual capital, they re-
qulre dividends on three times as much
stock, towit: $201,000,000. 1t is a case
OF two-thlrds water. and in merging
they made" clear profit of $134 ,OO0,-
VOo ana the people pay for it in lower
prices Tor cattle from the farms and
ranches and high prices for meats at
the shops. No wonder the captains
OF industry take a sneak for dear old
London when the grand jury is in ses-
slon.-St. Cloud Journal-Press.
The law giving to Duluth, Minneap-
Oils and st. Paul juvenile court is a
precious advance for the humanita-
rian care of youthful offenders 1t will
De TO the curtailing of infectious crime
among the young as antisepticS have
Deen 10 the preventing of blood poison
ing In surgical patients. The phrase
An ounce of preventive is worth a
pound or cure" involves a truth that
Is coming TO be realized more and more
Dy our legislators and Wykofi
Messenger.
Commissioner Garfield of the bureau
OF corporations is back from a Florida
hshing trip and is reported to be get
tlng in shape to ''go after" the Stand
ard Oil company. In view of the rec
ord made by Commissioner Garfield ir
the beef trust investigation we see nc
reason why John d. should feel called
upon TO change his residence or to Offer
another hundred thousand to a church
society asa palliating action.-Virginia
Enterprise.
We have a lodge of about every kind
tldt was ever thought of in the world
but there is room for one more. What
IS the matter with an anti-vermiforn
appendix club? Ii could start in with
large membership.-Austi Herald.
If freak legislators insist on taxing
bachelors then they should offer a
bounty to the man who passes the fifth
wife mark.-Anoka Herald.
The
the Philippines. That's what we are
saying more and more.-Sauk RAPIDS
Sentinel-Free Press.
Now that the Standard Oil has COM
menced its campaign of explaining, il
Is evident that somebody has been hit
Fargo Forum.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

put by all it's crudities. all its incon-
sistency. all its logical shortcomings,
and present simply the practical ques-
ton, how are the men fitted to admin
lister the socialistic state TO be discov-
cred and how are they to be placed and
kept i'm governing positions. Every So
cialistic orator in the country will con-
denim in the most scathing terms exist
ing governments. He has no use for
the laws they pass or the way they ad-
minister them. How is he going to
better these conditions when abuse
would be infinitely more serious and
hurtful?
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

American name this money should be
paid beck at the earliest possible mo-
ment, without condition or stipula-
ton. Let congress look to it, and let
the Republican organs that are lauding
the president for his position remember
that the course which they recommend
is only one degree less disgraceful than
that of those who hold the plain old
rule that he should take who has the
power, and he should keep who can"
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
PERSONAL MENTION

Ryan-B. B. Hammed. Appleton, Wis
Frank Bach. Milwaukee,; w. F. Teetzel.
Winnipeg; F. r. Leslie. Duluth Chris
topher Graham. Rochester, Mimi; j.
Parholski, Winona
Windsor-F. III. Decatur. T. Decatur.
Fargo; F. ]. ONeill, Red Wing; Charles
man. Ortonville; T. E. Gartside, winona: /:
w. II. Love. St. Jamse: d. NJ King,
Marshall: ]. b. Cotter Winona
Merchants-G. w Woodworth, Toronto;
Harry Basford. Austin; w. c. Gilbreath
and wife, Bismarck; C. s. McCurdy. Du-
luth: n. II. Infersoll. Brainerd; G. w
Donovan. Portland; r. X. Franklin.
Crookston; j. w. Mcbride, Bolster.
Wash; y. c. Sears. Omaha
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
TODAY'S WEATHER
WAsHINGToN. Anril a4-Forecast.

WASHINGTON, April 24.-Forecast:
Minnesota-Fair Tuesday and WedneS-
day; fresh northeast winds.
Upper Michigan-Fair and warmer
Tuesday; Wednesday fair, variable winds.
Montana and North Dakota-Fair Tues
day and Wednesday.
South Dakota-Fair and warmer Tues
day: Wednesday fair.
Wisconsin-Fair Tuesday. except rain in
south portion: Wednesday fair in north
rain in south portion, variable winds, be-
coming fresh northeast.
Iowa-Rain Tuesday and Wednesday;
warmer Wednesday.
St. Paui-Observations taken yesterday
by the United States weather bureau. w.
Il. Oliver. observer, for the twenty -four
hours ended at o'clock last night
barometer corrected for temperature and
elevation(: Barometer, 80. %; relative hu-
midity, 49; weather. clear; maximum
temperature, SO; minimum temperature
As; daily range, 21; mean temperature, 5S;
Z p. m. temperature, 90; wind at p. m,
north; precipitation. o.
Yesterdays temperature at other points:
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

70 M %, { Coy Stoqe bin P1esenffd
to restrain the consolidation of the cities
of Pittsburg and Allegheny. A measure
providing for the merging of the two cities
has passed the legislature
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uniustiv Accused

Uncle Jason. I was told that you were
seen to enter Col Ridgey's henhouse at
! O'Clock last night. take two of the fat
test hens he had. put them in a sack and
leave In hurry over the back fence"
Fo God. Mistah Jenkins, l swar 1
neDbah did no such thing! You sho' do dis
nlggah on inJeStice! Lawd IaWdi What
hars-'scusin' some white gemman tor
you. sah-folks is. Mistah Jenkins I
hopes II die eff went neah dat back
fencei l walked right outen de gateI'-
New Orleans Times Democrat
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Many Teachers Missina

II took twenty substitutes in the
teaching staff of the schools Yesterday
when they opened after the Easter va
cation. There were some teachers out
on account of sickness and some had
not returned from their vacation.
Supt. A. j. Smith has returned from
chicago. where he has been conducting
examinations for applicants who wish
TO teach on the staff here.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Babylon, the PoIxnIot

The Tower of Babel had just been
"Of course" they explained. that was
the natural result of putting in a dumb
waiter"
While the tenants were still getting the
gossip of the twentieth floor the scheme>
was abandoned.-NewY York Sun
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Contemporary Comment
The World as a Prophet

The New York World is. politically.
one Of the most sagacious of American
newspapers. In fact. we do not recall
that in recent years il has made a
definite prediction that has been defied
by the event. Though it supported
Judge Parker in the late presidential
campaign, IL never once ventured TO
predict his election. A prediction that
the World makes in a recent issue re-
garding the Republican presidential
nomination of 1908 is therefore of rath-
er extraordinary interest.-San Fran
cisco Argonaut
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Let us hope that some disposition of
the remains of the late John Paul Jones
will have been made before the next
national Republican convention gets a
chance to put demand that they be
brought over in a warship in the plat
form
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Warehouse Goes Down
Special to The Globe

OpCCIdI I
HASTINGS, Mimi, April 24.-The
warehouse of NJ. Graus on Fifth street
was burned, with it's contents, tonight
Origin unknown. Stored in the build
ing were wire and nails, cement, salt
baled hay and straw. Loss, $2,500; no
insurance. Several adjoining buildings
also suffered damage.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Not a Siqn of Peace

The report that the Russian govern
ment has ordered for delivery next
September several million rubles'
worth of various food conserves from
Bavaria factories leads to the conclu-
sion that military officialism in St. Pc
tersburg is not much worried by
thoughts of peace.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
A Poorhouse Trust

Five Massachusetts towns have pool
ed issues for the purpose of reducing
the expense of caring for their paupers.
Even those who are forced to depend
upon cold charity for support cannot
escape contact with trust methods
Providence Journal
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

If we are to believe the reports of the
cation in New York light carbureted
hydrogen is cheaper in Gotham than
hot air in Kansas City.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
The AntIdote

| "Of all sad words of tongue or pen
The Sadde-t are these: 1t might have
been.
But one small phrase annuls the curse
| And that is this: 1T might have been
worse.
| New York Sun
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
His Sad Future

.Visitor-Why are you crying so, Bob
bic?
Bobbie-Boo- hoo, Cause de Russians
an Japs are havin' war
Visitor-What a kind hearted little bov,
Bobbie-An'-boo-hoo ooi-some day I'll
have ter study about il in school-Judge.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
The Terrible Octopus

Who asked the Sunday school teach
er forced our first parents out of the
Garden of Eden?''
Presently little Eddie. whose parents
had recently moved from Kansas put up
a hand and answered:
The Standard Oil comDany." -Cbica on
Record Herald
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
That War Indemnity

Eight hundred million dollars is a
pretty stiff indemnity to ask for. and
If Japan gets it she may feel greatly
encouraged to make war on other ma
tions that can stand a little thing like
that.-Richmond Times Dispatch.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Another on DR.. OsIer

1t appears that that DR.. Osler was
married after he was forty years old.
He is the gentleman who insists that
the mental decline is very rapid when
man has passed the forfieth mile
Stone.-Chicago Record Herald
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Signs OF Prosperity

Both the imports of precious stones
and automobiles to this country have
increased over last year. Uncle Sam
seems to be pretty we'll satisfied with
the times as things go.-Baltimore
American.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Endurance of Democracy

The fundamental nature of Democra-
cy is a guaranty of its endurance de-
spite repeated reyerses and of its final
dominance of the nations political
character-St. Louis Republic.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Most people who go abroad are in
quest of culture, are they not?" said the
foreigner.
Some of them are in quest of culture -
answered Miss Cayenne, land some of
them don't want to be bothered by in
VestigationS. nS."-Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Could Have a Bully Time

If politician of Vice President Fair
banks fire and enthusiasm were to go
hunting he would have to travel on an
ice breaker after polar bears.-New
York World
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
The Bible

People of unimpeachable faith are
believing that the bible is not an ac-
curate account of the dealings of God,
but a record of mems attempts to find
out the Almighty.-Kansas City Star.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
A Bad Investment

"I say, Scribble, some American million
aire bas bought the original manuscript
of Paradise Lost for $25.000.
well, he's been bunkOed, that's ALL
There amt an editor living that'n print
the thing Puck
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Just to Make IL Realistic

If those Colorado people know their
business in entertaining a president
they will plant few bears at convent
eDt places as fond parents hide Easter
eggs in the woods for the children TO
find.-Baltimore Sun
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Taft Ought to Feel Easier

1t is said at Washington that the
Venezuela incident is now closed. all
of which leads the world TO believe that
one Castro has contracted a case of
ockjaw.-Philadelph Telegraph.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Is Out of the DANCER Zone

AS Col. Watterson is now contem-
plating the Roman forum in Byronic
mood. much anxiety as to those Anda-
lusian dancing girls is relieved.-Mil-
waukee Sentinel
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
This Is Rouah on Charles

The Daughters of the American Rev
olution doomed Mr.. Fairbanks very
dutifully for 1908. Mr.. Fairbanks is
just about revolution distance from the
prize.-New York World
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
His Sole Title to Fame

That's Hyblud. is it? Well. who's Hy-
blud? | don't know that 1 ever heard of
him before"
Don't you remember? He's the man
that refused to ride in the same railway
train with Booker Washington. Chicago
Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Radney Gets a Postoffce

Special to The Globe
WASHINGTON, April 24.-A new
postoffice has been established at Rad
ny. Red Lake county, Mimi. and John
=. Radniecki appointed postmaster.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
The JUDGE Miaht Hello Them Out

The French press is praising Secre-
tary Taft Maybe the French also have
a lid which is getting too spriBsy to be
held down by local talent.-Milwaukee
News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Is Entitled to That Honor

Still. the grizzly is royal game. Mr..
President. We see no objection to
meeting it half way with a brass band.
Chicago News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

An abiding cause of the present state
of indifference on the part of the public
about a possible rise in the price of coal
is the weather.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
TeachIna the YOUNG

Young Fish-What is a pessimist,
father?
Old Fish-A pessimist, my son, is a
fish who thinks that every worm has a
hook in it.-Puck.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25
Gives Them a Chance

talking women?"
He's man of few words. ."-Yonkers
Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Detroit Mich.-Senator Alger who was
seized with an attack of acute indigestion.
is better. All danger is said to be passed.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Cincinnati-Co and D of the
Ninth infantry, stationed a Fort Thomas.
nave left for service in the Philippines
The companies will go through Chicago
where one company from Fort Sheridan.
one company from Allegheny arsenal. Pa,
ana ten companies from Madison Bar
racks. n. Y. Will join them.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

New York-Easter contributions to the
churches of this city are estimated to have
considerably exceeded $3.50 GOO Indeed
the sum total of the seven or eight church.
eS c!asSed as the wealthier congregations
probably reached that figure. In some in
from individuals
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Rome-M. Barrere. Sir E. II. Egerton
and M. Muravieff. respectively the
French and Russian ambassadors al
Rome. met under the presidency of For
eign Minister Tittoui to discuss the stu
alton I'm Crete and the policy to be car
powers.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

New York;. E. Marshall. formerly vice
president of the National Bank of Com
nerce OF St Louis, has been elected pres
ident of the Phoenix National bank oF
this city. With Mr.. Marshall were elected
these new new directors: G. c. Van
Blarcom. also of the National Bank OF
commerce, st. Louis; August Belmont
Daniel s. Lamont. Ebert II. Gary. Lewis
Cass Ledyard and D. c. Clark.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Clever specialties and a large, pretty
and well trained chorus are the fea-
lures that make the performances Civ
en- by the Kentucky Bellies company at
the Star this week attractive.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Newport News, Va-Lieut. L. f
Starke of the German cruiser Bremen
committed suicide aboard the ship by
shooting. His fellow officers declare he
was temporarily insane as a result of ill
health
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

A revival of Uncle TOMS Cabin"
Will be produced by Al w. Martins
company at the Grand next week.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Astoria, Or.-The United States army
transport Sheridan from Manila via
NagaSaki. having on board the 42l men
and 80 officers. Fourteenth infantry, T.
S. A, has arrived here. The Sheridan
proceeded to Portland, whence the troops
will be taken to Vancouver barracks.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Pittsburg. Pa.-Prices for coal shipped
by way of the lakes to the northwestern
last season, 81. 10 a ton for cargo and
81. so a ton for fuel coal at all lake ports.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Philipeville, AIgeria-King Edward has
sailed for Sardinia. whence he will pro-
ceed to Marseilles and Paris At the latter
place the king will have another confer
ence with President LOubet.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Washington-Mgr. F Marchetti, who has
five years, has been recalled to Rome He
expects to sail about May 10. No sue
cessor to Mgr Marchetti has yet been ap-
pointed.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

The Japanese say they do not want
the Philippines. That's what we are
saying more and more.-Sauk Rapids
Sentinel-Free Press
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Santiago. Chie-One dead and fiftv
wounded is the result of a collision be-
tween police detachment and workmen.
The latter had been attending an open
alr conference of a priest who. while
advocating the simple life, denounced
the perVersity" of his former bishop,
When they We're met by religious pro-
cessloh after the conference the men at
tempted TO stop it. but the nolice
charged with unsheathed swords. The
Workmen answered with stones.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Bad Nauheim. Grand Duchy of Hesse-
Secretary Hay has taken his first thermal
bath here. His condition appears to be
affected. but that his trouble is likely to
yield to the treatment he is now under
going.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

McKeesport. Pa-Five thousand men
employed at the National Tuke works
were given an increase of wages. The
increase averages from to 10 per cent
and dates from April l.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Tonight Mr.. Goodwin will present "An
American Citizen" by Madeline Lu-
cette Ryley, at the Metropolitan. ard
tomorrow night will conclude his en-
gagement in The Gilded Fool" There
will be no Wednesday matinee.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Palerma-The German imperial yacht
HohenzOllen, with Emperor William.
Empress Augusta and Princess Eitel Fred
erick and Oscar on board. was given an
enthusiastic reception here Emperor
William gave a dinner to the local au-
thoriteS.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Pueblo. Colo.-Beginning May l the
5 900 employees of the Colorado Fuel and
Iron company plant in this city will re-
ceive an advance in wages varying from
: TO 20 per cent.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Cleveland. O.-The county grand jury
the so called local coal trust. p. j. Nc
Intyre coal dealer who alleges that the
combine conspired to prevent him from
obtaining coal, was witness.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Now that the Standard Oil has COM
menced its campaign of explaining, ii
Is evident that somebody has been hit.
Fargo Forum.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-25

Niagara Falls, II. Y.-An unknown man
walked out into the rapids of the Ameri-
can channel above the Goat island bridge
and was caught by the current and carried
over the falls.
New-York tribune., 1905-07-26

profit by the victory. and in this race well sup
ported third choice finished second.
The renewal of the Nautilus Selling Stakes at a
mile and furlong. the ostensible attraction
but the selling restrictions necessarily confined the
starters 10 second-raters-if old Major Daingerleld
which is in the exclusive list OF horses which have
won s1G0.0o0 may be called a second rater-and
there only four Of these.
Three of the starters, by the way, were notorious
them. the grandstand tiptoe watching to
see which would chuck 1t up" first The South
srner was installed favor.te at TO s. and ct. VAL
entine and Major Daingerield closed equal second
choices at l3 TO s.
For time it looked if these notorious rogues
considered the race a sulking match. with first
money TO the performer that sulked hardest After
running than three-quarters The Southerner
suddenly experienced change of heart, and, under
such an extent that he from fourth into first
position through the stretch and beat St valentine
BIZ a bead. The latter oVerhauled Palm Tree. ana
Major Daingerfeld left alone 10 sulk in his
tent.
The failure of Tom McDowelps mare Geranium to
severe facer the public encountered. She was
favorite at /, but could never catch Au Revor,
the second choice and was beaten by nearly three
lengths.
The great weight carrying sprinter, Roseben, gave
another successful exhibition OF his ability to carry
front of such supposedly fair horses Regal,
israelite and others Al the finish ne was pulled
20 a canter. The ring took liberties with him.
and at no time quoted him better than 70 on
New-York tribune., 1905-07-26
ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL.
Corinthians, of England, Will Play All-New-
York at Staten Island.

me leading English amateur association football
club, the Corinthians. will pay it's frst visit 10
america this fall. Tho team has arranged for
matches in Canada. Fall River. Mass. and PhiIa
delphia.
me CLUB has also accepted an invitation from the
staten Island Cricket Club to play a match against
an al-New-York team on the Livingston srounds
on september Is at o'clock. The aII-New-York
team Will be captained by A Warren Smith and
VIII De selected from New-York clubs OF strictly
amateur standing.
The Corinthians will bring over with them sav
eraI players Of international fame. among them G.
y. smith. who although now somewhat past his
best days. probably has superior as centre for
ward.
ASsoclauon FOOTBALL has made such great progress
IN popular favor in the last few years that the
visit or the Corinthians will undoubtedly arouse
considerable interest and those who are learning
the game VIII ind that TO watch the Corinthians
VIII De liberal education in the fine points OF the
New-York tribune., 1905-07-26
FOUR F4VORITES FIRST.
Choices Nearly Ssceep the Card at
NdrrdgdnSett Park.

Providence, r. L. July 25.-Four favorites and
one second choice led under the wire to-day at
Narragansett Park The summaries:
First Gseliing; about six fgronssThs MuSketeeT
10 70 second; Shady 100 craversD, to l. third
Tine I:II. Ida Davis Dapple Gold Neptunns Blue
Buck Oclawaha Carney Vagary Fern Rock also ran
Second Cve rurlongsl-Consistent 1o4 (Creamerl
10 q won Phythia, I03 (BelD, TO /, second Gauze.
i0e o. Mcintyre to .. third. Time 1:o1 Harold A.
also -.
Third race Zone and mles)-Ostrich. ia
CHegesen) to /, Don't Ask Me, 100 (aonane!lp
70 second; Slam. 90 (CTimmins) to !, third
1:47%. Cioverland. Jane Holly and Sea Voyage
81 0co eighth mies,-Master Of Craft, 1Oe
(Crimnlins even. won Lord Badge lis q. McIntyre).
l. second Mstiss 90 o. Henderson,. to s, third.
Time. 5S1S. Monacodor also
Fifth race lone forty yards)-Drone 105
Ccrimmins) S s. Thomond. 1o5 Creamer) even.
second Maggie Stroupe 100 20. whe). 20 to l, third
Time 1:45%s. Second Light. verness Hawtrey, Knight
Of Weston Snow King and Prabella also ran.
New-York tribune., 1905-07-26

The Giants through superior all around work. de-
feated Cincinnati again yesterday at the Polo
Grounds by a score of TO 2. The Giants gained a
big lead in the opening inning. and the result was
never in doubt
Mathewson pitched for the homo team. and while
hit hard the excellent support he received Kept
down the A feature of the game was BOW
erman's home to centre field In the eighth IN
ming, which brought in Devlin and Gilbert.
In the first inning, Phelps, the catcher for the
visitors was hit the head by Mertes with bat
Mertes was swinging on a pitched ball Phelps
received scalp wound. which was not considered
serious, but he was unable to continue play.
The decisions OF the umpire caused considerable
criticism at times. The game delayed several
minutes in the fifth inning by Kelly. who argued
that McGann had interfered with double play.
The score: