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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Living Without Brains.

Hattiesburg, Miss, Feb. c5.-Wil-
liam Kane. New Orleans man, who
has just been removed from this place
to the Meridian asylum, is physically
vigorous, but is without brains. Two
months ago in railroad accident his
skull was partially torn away and his
brains scattered about on the ground.
He is now we'll except that his brains
cannot be replaced
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Dies Of PARALYSIS.

Bedford, Ind. Feb. ,25.-Maj. James c.
Carlton, president of the National Mex
lean War Veterans association, is dead
as the result of a stroke of paralysis.
He was 70 years old and member of
Scott Legion.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Koch Held for Murder

Chicago, Feb. 25.-Johann Hoch, self
confessed bigamist, was held to the
grand jury by'a coroner's jury, charged
with poisoning Mrs. Marie Welkcr
Hoch, who died January IL, shortly after
having gone through a marriage cere-
mOny with the prisoner.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Bow Boiled in Creoso+o

Grand Marais, Mich, Feb. 25.-1n a
rush to get to luncn, Walter Nettleton.
aged one and one-half years, fell into
vat OF boiling logs in creosote. With
weather below zero and his body literally
cooked from the waist down, he ran
home one mile and died. He refused to
be carried to save his father the shock
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Doing Better.

Kind Lady-Would you like chance
to make a dollar?
The Hobo-Not me, ma'am. Me brud-
der took er chants like dat onct an
got tree years fer counterfittin'.- Chi
cagO News
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Think Before Acting.

Foote Lighte-Don't you think it a
good rule for persons to think twice be-
fore they act?
Miss Sue Brette-Yes, l do. Some peo-
ple on the stage would never act, them
Yonkers Statesman.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01

1nducement to Early Marriag e.
In Russia the wages of married men
are more than three times as high as
those of single men. 1t may be added
that a" good many Russians marry
SNung.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Coal to Last 400 Years

The royal commission of experts on
Britain's coal supplies reports sum-
cient coal unmined to last for four
centuries at the present rate Of con-
sumption. The calculation is there are
101. 000. 100000 tons still obtainable
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01

Lived IS Years in One House.
Christian Beshler, the Oldest resi-
dent of Maytown, Pa, is dead. He
lived his entire life, S. years, in the
house in which he was born.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Found Not Guilty.

Butler Mo-. Feb. o5.-The jury in the
case of Charles kraz. on trial for al
legged boodling while member of the
St. Louis city council. returned a YER
dict of not guilty after being out an
hour and 81 minutes.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Shows a Heavy. Loss.

New York. Feb. rs. - Standard OF!
stock fell to $500 share on the Broad
street curb in New York, representing a
loss of Sal, 000, 900 In value since the pub
ncatfon of the presidents order for an
investigation. -
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Hope.

nnicker-Do you think it will be
hard for rich man to enter the king
dom Of Heaven?
Bocker-Not if they Judge him by
the taxes he pays.-N. Y. Sun. ..
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
impartial.

Yeast-You say the quartette got
four encOres?
Crimsonbeak-Yes; you see the au-
dience wanted to be perfectly impair
tial, SO they gave one for each man.
Yonkers Statesman. 50. i. =. -. ..,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01

New York, Feb. 25.-Sidney Dillon
Ripley, prominent insurance and club
man, died Friday as the result of an oper-
alton for appendicitis. He had been ill
since last Tuesday.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Ships Off for Vladivostok.

st. Petersburg. Feb. 25.-Gen. Ku-
ropatkin in a dispatch dated Febru..
airy % sends a report that 20 Japanese
torpedo boats and large warship
are on their way to Vladivostok.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01
Pointed,

Gle has his good POINTS
$50 found out when he elbowed
his way through the car last night"
Plain Dealer. >s ..:,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01

from proved coal fields and 10000, OOO.-
600 from improved.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01

President Harper Improves.
Chicago, Feb. Is. President w. r.
Harper has passed danger of death as a
result of the surgical operation, aud is
able to take nOurishment.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-03-01

New York to work against divorce,
low-necked dresses and gambling. ~
John Godfrey, Jr:, charged with kill
ing his father, was found guilty of
voluntary manslaughter at Fort
Wayne, Ind, and sentenced to two to
81 years Imprisonment.
4 jury at New London, Mo-, &C
quilted DR.. T. Jones Watson, of Den
yer, of the charge of killing his wife.
Admiral Walker declares the presi-
dent sanctioned taking fees from the
railroad by the Panama commits
siOners.
The strikers in st. Petersburg now
total about 10000. The temper of the
men is more threatening and Ccssacks
and other troops have again been
drafted into the city. The police are
ar-esting the ringleaders.
The funeral of Gen. Lew Wallace at
Charlottesville, Ind, was private in &C.
cordance with his expressed wishes.
Only the family. and few intimate
friends attended. Business was sus-
pended and the city did honor to the
memory of the dead.
Sensational charges in the West Vir-
ginia legislature may result in the i'm
parchment of Gov White.
The postmaster general OF England
has reached an agreement whereby the
government will take control of the
National Telephone company December
81, 1911.
Fire insurance companies have de-
cided to retire from Arkansas on
March /, as virtually none of them will
be able to operate under the King anti
trust law, which becomes effective
March %.
John Nichols (colored), 10 years old,
a newsboy in Cincinnati, drank a quart
Of whisky on a wager and died at the
city hospital later, after lying in a
stupor for many hours. u.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

But his great misfortune has been the past his thin jaw
In the old days any who landed Opies jaw the
fight. Men who didn't have lookin with him all
round fighter would get in uke blow to Opie jaw and
Howard would go down and out, Notwithstanding his
gameness and cleverness.
But Honey" Melody tells me that in the last year
Ope has developed unexpected strength in his law and
that while in Butte, he boxed with him often.
"He asked me to hit his jaw frequently" said ''Hon-
ey, and found it good and strong. He's not easy to
put out now and think he is the ceverest man have met
in the west If he unmarried would have no other
man travel with me but Howard Ope.'
Talk about your official hoodoos, Clyde Williams is GER
tanly the star.
Yesterdays beautiful weather made everything look
fine for the baseball opening today But it turned cold
during the light.
And to think that this the most important day of
the to him. the opening of baseball President Will
Jams came down town early dressed in swell new
Clothes tan shOesand it all OvercOat and black
derby hat instead of his Panama head piece
The sight of Clyde chasing himself about the streets in
overcoat and black hat the opening day is enough
drive thousands away from the park.
Honestly Charley Reilly and Matt Stanley ought to
have Gagged the presdenta least until after the parade
started.
That was real nice work Willie Hogg did in New York
yesterday after Carkson he'd been knocked out Of the box
by Washington Willie stepped in and the game.
O
Twenty-Five delegates, representing five towns in the
northwest, voted to organize the Western Bowling cong
which is to be conducted independently of the Amer
lean Bowling congress.
The meeting was held in the smoking of theFfs-
ter last night and Portland Seattle, Spokane Tacoma and
Salt Lake represented
business meeting Of the congress will be held tonight
at the Pfster when bylaws and rules will be adopted
It expected to take in all the coast cities and the prn
lcipal towns in California and Montana
WILLIE B. GOODE.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

Many women think that OF Is silly
to try to be graceful.
Grace is not only beauyt, it is
health; grace is physical economy.
The graceful body moves as nature
intended, and the body that moves
naturally spends the least force in
movement.
1t is far from silly to learn how to
walk properly. 1t is money in pocket
for it strengthens the body. and that
means fewer Doctors bills.
To learn to walk properly one must
first know how to stand correctly.
Exercise Let the weight Of the
body sway forward until the weight
rests upon the balls of the feet. The
heels touch the floor, but there must
be no weight upon them. Lift the
chest, which should draw the whole
body upward, throw the hips back
and draw the abdomen in and back
into its proper place. Lift the weight
to tip toes, raise the chin, sway up
ward slowly, without jerking the
body. Let the body down slowly,
without permitting the weight to
sway back onto the heels.
Every exercise should be taken
slowly eand without allowing tn
body to move unevenly. Keep the
mind upon the even movement and
try to feel a lightness and uplifting
of the whole body. This will give
feeling of sprightliness, which is the
first step toward grace.
Exercise flake the correct stand
ing position, place the right foot for
ward, bringing only the toe to the
floor. Slowly. evenly. allow the
weight to glide fromthe ball of the
left foot to the ball of the right. Sway
gently and evenly back to the left
foot without allowing any weight on
the heels. Again sway forward, leaV-
ing the toe tip of the left foot to rest
upon the floor. Then rise slowly on
the right toe and down, until the
whole weight is held firmly upon the
ball of the right foot. Rise on the
right toe 10 times. Bring the other
foot fo"ward and repeat exercise on
the left foot
Practice only after exercise
pc lonn practiced for a week or lon
ger.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

Exercise 3-Hold high above the
head an dwith both hands a book, not
too heavy. Rise on tip toes and walk
lightly from one side of the room to
the other without touching the heels
Exercise Hold the weight lightly
on the balls of both feet. Spring
lightly forward onto the toe Of the
right foot. With a bound bring the
weight back to the ball of the left
foot Repeat five times Repeat five
times with the other foot
Exercise 5-Lift the arms Shout
der high. with forearms and hands
raised. Place a book or any slight
weight on the head. With the arms
to balance the body repeat exercises
I, 2 and 4.
Two months of faithful practice
will work wonders in the carriage of
the body. But the exercises must be
continued to keep the body graceful.
One cannot store up grace any more
than one can take medicine enough
this spring to keep him well through
all next year.
To get the best and quickest results
observe the following:
Exercise in fresh air.
Take a deep breath at the begin
ming of each movement and hold the
lungs full of air until the movement
is completed.
Work without corsets and if posi-
BILE in shoes without heels.
Exercise both sides of the body ex-
actly the same.
Go slow at first. Remember the
muscles are weak from disuse and
cannot stand tho same amount OF
exercise which they will stand later.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
Charter Amendment

The proposed charter amendment is of Importance
than the of any candidate set of candidates
be voted for at the coming city election.
By that amendment the people will be given CONTROL
ing influence the granting refusing to grant of
franchises for several of the cys most important utilities
1t will be body blow to grating in the disposal of
those important rights
1t will drive certain private enjoying mo-
nopoles they got for nothing out of the politics of this
city, and into the open field of fair and free competition
whereby the public will get pay for these public utilities
a better service and at lower prices
We will have cleaner politics, and therefore better
administration of public affairs All this will the
city nothing. The applicant must pay for it. :,
Vote for the charter amendment.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

Spokane is to have the good fortune of witnessing
championship battle before W. H. Acuff gets into Office and
stops boxing matches. And it will be battle which will
attract attention to Spokane from all the United
States and in England because it will be battle for
worlds championship.
Arrangements for the big match being hurried by
the athletic committee of the S. A. A. c. so as to have the
contest pulled off before Acu takes his seat the posi-
bic event that the blue law candidate is elected. ID
o n't
The battle for the championship is to be etween 'Hon
ey' Melody and Martin Duffy. Word from Harry Gil
in Chicago, is to the effect that Duffy will to
Spokane the transportation is wired to him.
message was sent yesterday asking Gilmore to quote
the rates from that end and that he heard
roman order for the money would be promptly forwarded
by Wire
This will be of the puglstic events of the year as
it will be contest to decide the white weterweght cham
pionship.
In former meeting Melody knocked out Duffy but the
latter has been coming fast since that he is again EMIT
led to a try for the championship
Joe Wacott still claims the worlds championship in
the weterweght GLASS; but is considered too heavy to still
contest for the belt. The "Black Demon has declared
that Melody is the white man entitled to be his sue
cessor, but Duffy has always disputed his claim.
The match is made under championship conditions and
for side bet of 900 each The athletic committee is to
ne event. eSpec
tally at this time when the election of the blue law cand
date is apt to shut off all matches in the future
The match will certainly such interest that low
Of boxing will unite soidy in voting against Acu the
who has promised the church people that he will make
a Sunday school town out of Spokane.
There is talk of matching Howard Opie of Butte and
Kid Scaler for 10 round preliminary to the championship
battle. Il
There is man can safely say is the best product of
the Montana cOuntrV-that is Howard ODie He stands
head and shoulders above any boxer in Montana the
northwest both a clever fighter and gentleman.
Quiet, modest, unassumng, always gentemanly, strict
ly temperate in every way, Opie has always had follow
ing in Montana ready to show love for him that seldom
coming to boxer
AS boxer he is of the cleverest in the ring today
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

r. E. Brown, carpenter, living at
916h Sprague avenue, says: II have
taken so much medicine, most Of
which did me little II any good, that
I was utterly discouraged when
first went for Doan's Kidney Pills.
I was suffering from backAche. pain
in the head. dizzy spells and difnculty
with the kidney secretions. My case
was one Of long standing. but the
benefit I received from using Doan's
Kidney Pills was more than I had
dared hope for. 1t is the finest kid
ney remedy I ever used. One Of my
neishbors tells me that they cured
him Of a severe case Of backache"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

WATCH THE URINE.
Kidney diseases are not always
painful in the early stages. They
frequently gain ground before the
victim knows Of their existence.
But an examination Of the urine
will always tell Of the existence Of
any form of kidney trouble.
Allow a quantity OF urine to stand
in the vessel for "a hours. If any Of
the following symptoms appear. the
Kidneys are diseased:
Brick-dust sediment; whitish,
cloudy or stringy settlement; offens-
i've odor; high reddish color, or very
pale, watery appearance; oily scum
on the surface.
Other urinary symptoms are too
free or too scanty a flow; frequent
desire to urinate: pain or scalding
in passing
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
The Big Bend
Land Co.
No. 3 Washington Street.
Phone Main 1866.
l. K. MonfoYt E Co.

S29 Riverside Avenue, Ground Floor.
We have a half block of fine lots
near the Traction company's new car
line that we will sell one, two or
three to one person and build a house
TO suit If you have from $3.50 to $500
cash and can pay SIS per month and
interest. This would be good chance
Tor you to get out where you could
raise chickens and keep a COW and
have enough ground so you would not
trouble the neighbors.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
QUICK RESULTS

1t is seldom necessary to take a
second dose of Dr. Miles Anti-Pain
Pills. One pill will, in most cases,
relieve all distress caused by head
ache, backache, neuralgia, nervous
ness, car-sickness, stomach ache, etc.
When not entirely relieved. take an
other in 80 minutes. That's about the
limit to which you endure pain. Is
doses, Csc. Never sold In bulk.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
HEALTH IS YOUTH
Disease and Sickness Bring Old Age.

Herbine taken every morning be-
fore BREAKFAST. will keep you In ro-
bust health. fit you to ward off dis
ease 1t cures cons tipation. bilious
ness. dyspepsia, fever. skin. liver
and kidney complaints. 1t purifies
the blood and clears the complexion.
Mrs. ID. w. Smith. Whitney. Texas.
writes April 3. 1902; 81 have used
Herbine. and find IL the best medi-
cine for constipation and liver troub-
les. 1t does all you claim for it,
s.: ::$ $s;;i :'Ff 4 E, -5s;;;;::.%H@
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
ST. vITUS' DANCE

yields quite readily to the soothing
and strengthening influence of pr
Miles Nervine. because it is a purely
nervous affection. Even the chronic
form, while oftel4 stubborn, is eventu-
ally cured by itslpersistent use Sold
by druggists on a yuarantee that first
bottle will benefit, W money refunded
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

An Indiana man moved from the
state because he couldn't smoke CT
garets within its boundaries, and
scores of Indiana papers are de-
nouncing him. This is the first time
on record that a man has been de-
nounced for giving an excuse for
moving from Indiana.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
NRKESY1TSSTTsSR7Ss
fa>3R!i!!:4:!1:!e!:s::::!::!::
2Ak II Nothing more Irritating than

; Nothing more Irritating than con
slant backache-that dull, heav,
throb. which bothers you all day ant
prevents sound sleep at night.
Backache makes you fretful and
nervous-keeps you ION edge" all the
time. 1t carves plain lines in the
face. and ruins a cheerful DISPOSE
ton
Don't mistake the cause Of back
ache. Overwork might tire your
back, but should not mako II ache
and pain and throb. A man or woman
with healthy kidneys can work hard,
rest and sleep. and be ready to work
hard again.
Backache is kidney ache. It tells
you OF an inflamed or congested con-
dillon Of the kidneys. brought on by
cold. a strain on the back. or per-
haps some other slight cause
The danger is that kidney con-
gestion never relieves itself and 1t so
disturbs the blood-flltering processes
Of the kidneys that uric acid and
other poisons collect in tho blood.
These poisons should pass DR. id
the urine, but instead are carriSd by
the blood to every part OF the body
and cause painful and fatal dis!
eases.
/ Health can only be restored by
restoring the kidneys to health. This
can only be done with a kidney medi-
cine
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
Reviews Stradd|e Act

IOvIOW > OH QuuIC HCl
Unique and spectacular is the view afforded by the
antics of the Spokesman Review in trying stradde
canddates-to ride two horses going in opposite direc-
lions.
It's an old simile-bu nothing better fits
Old Lady Durham is mounted the drifting animals
Acuff and Llienthal And the old lady is certainly in
most embarrassing public position.
Her skirts flying more than the shoetop is already
exposed to view and the public is rapidly getting next to
the lack of proper underpinning.
To the impartial observer the view is not so serious as
it is funny.
In one column the noble dame of the editorial circus
Will let out wild yawp about the goodness of W. H. Acu
the value of a closed town, with blue law effects
That's to catch the church vote.
In the next column this political strumpet emts noisy
screetch for H. L. Lilienthalthe great "wide OPEN Lii
ienthal who is going herd the suckers and the victims
into the dives and dens of the tenderloin.
That to get the tenderlon vote for Iilienthal
Can you believe in the sincerity of newspaper which
will so prostitute its professional honor?
Can you Mr. Churchgoer, rel upon a newspaper which
tells you in column that it is for blue law adninsra-
ton under Acuf-
In the next column declares that ''wide open" I'M
brdled, unlicensed administration by Lentha is what is
to be given to your enemy?
bdSSetI LIDS never 10 you tlat he Will con-
duct wide OPEN town, as promised by Lilienthal
Neither has he told you that he will put into effect the
smothering Puranca laws of the old colony days
But Floyd Daggett HAS told you that he will oppose
water meters will rush the installation of the new water
service will fight for payment for franchises and when the
time comes, work for municipal ownership
On all these thngs-these vital ssues-the republican
platform is silent.
The Spokesman-Review got up platform for
Acuff after realizing what bnder the meter gang
had made in merely endorsing Mayor L. Frank Boyd
But it is not the platform of the republican convention
IT DOES NOT BIND w. H. ACUTE TO THE PER
FORMANCE OF A SINGLE PLEDGE CONTAINED
THEREIN!
The corporations will say
owe ELECTED YOU! TO HE'LL WITH THAT
DURHAM PLATFORM!'
The Spokesman Review and w. H. Acuff have been all
things to all men.
To Howard street they have declared they will not
lest the saloons of their patrons.
To the churchgoer they have declared they will close
everything will stop Sunday games of all kinds, will
force the Sunday closing law and suppress the dives
They blow cold--bow hot.
They support the farcica candidacy of their stool pig
H. L. Lilienthal.
ING THE CAMPAIGN EXPENSES OF BOTH MEN.
Can you trust the corporation which stole Maxwell
nue. and the Howard bridge through the corruption
of councilmen?
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

"How's the weather bureau here?'
worst in the world. Say. our fore
caster would miss it nine times out
of 10 if he were in the middle of
the Sahara"
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26
TIFF Traders NATIONAL BANN
OF SPOKANE, WASH.

Capital .................. $500, 900
Surplus and profits. ......... $3.50 600
Officers-Alfred Coolidge, president:
A, Kuhn, vice president: Chas. S. FL
tinGe, cashier: J. Elmer West. assist
ant cashier.
Directors-M. NJ. Cowley, Patrick
Clark. James Monaghan, A. Kuhn. AL
fred Coolidge, ID. Al. Drumheller. J.
Elmer West.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

Professor Flexi Adler declares men
and women should not marry for hap
piness, but for social end. A few
more like that, professor, and the
University of Chicago will try to hire
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1905-04-26

$85o-Four-room house, city water,
lawn, trees, small fruit, fenced, car
half block, street graded. cement
walk must be assumed; will rent for
$12 per month; terms.
SS5o-Five-room new plastered
house. city water, one block and half
from car; good buy.