The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-12-20
ZANGWILL EPIGRAMS
CLEVER THINGS THE WITTY AUTHc.
SAID ABOUT THE JEWS.


The Way He Compared His CoreIi-
gionists to United states BOnds-His
Illustration OF Some of the striking
Hebrew characteristics.
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The lows had no country Of their
own, ,t-bo,.# could not nasgasg tho land
80 thoir. hera in ranlftv So thav
,,alc. - uortoI,In Palestine ,rbov car
rtotl If ,vbernvar thcv wont This was
.nirffnal country II eonld not he as
sailad hy theii. onnresso,a
There have haen two eoncaptfons of
tha JavZane flat lie lends money and
wants II back again. the other TINT he
deals in old clothes. The truth Is Jews
have been everywhere, They have
been everything except pope of Rome,
aud they have e6mr near to that. II
they dealt in old clothes it was because
bapal DEGREES forbade them trading In
ANYTHING else but old clothes and old
iron.
Jews in IA way were rs good as Unit
ed States bonds. only United States
bonds NAV be converted. but when
Jew was converted he lost his value,
Because Shylock was rich and .Jes
fie3l beautiful all jews are rich and ali
.TeWessrs are beautiful. ! wish II were
SO.
\ good looking jew was considered
fire fool of the fpmily. which ~ conso.
lation for some of us.
The black plague swept oyer Europe.
The Jews escaped by reason of their
different ygienIc laws. The Christians
charged them with poisoning the wells
and thousands of Jews were put to
death for not diving of the plague,
Colonel Roosevelt told me that the
Jews of his regiment were among his
bravest soldiers, and when Hobson had
10 b. kissed il took n .Jewess TO do II.
Jews not only furnished money for
CoIlmbus' expedjt1on. but hIs first
lieutenant was II Jew. This officer dis.
covered tobacco. which IL greater thnn
Amorie1
CARLYLE said the Jews had no humor.
bnt CARLYLE was II Scotchman
\ boegat STOLE II qnoon from n wenlth
Ter member of his rare who Ind enter.
famed him When detected the beggar
said. "By taking the spoon broke
fhe eirhtb commandment which saws
tukeu II I would huyc broken the tenth
which saVs "rhou slalt not covet'
soV had In bronx ono commandment
anyhow sa | thougbt might aa we'll
bovc= fbo snoon
n haaal,s beee tte desire of levy
Ish fathers hnwpypr rich to hive learn.
ed sons.in- Inv however Door do not
find this custom nrevaIent todoy
III Illustrate why ti.crc nrn no good
.Teva in fiction Mr. 1nnpwf1t related
thc STORY OF tho lion and the cub The
cub lind seen u pointinp of Samson
ynnouishinr thc lion and said to It's
norent. ~ b,vc soon mouv contests
bct woen lions and men and ALWAYS the
mon have benn tbe vIctors Why are
thore M uIcturea showing lions over
nowerine mem" "lt Ia because we
lions have n. noInters WINS the mr.
ent,s rnn1v
The Iawa have becn scattered TO the
four winds among nil the nations of
tho eortb Tbev bayo lron of immense
so,,.i,.,, T., c,-c,,.= country, tbot bos har.
bored thnn n reminds mo of tbe STORY
of the qroeoltIe which opeued its mouth
co tbat g, hird MIGHT 90 into II and eat
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