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The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
What the Editors Say

L. A. Rosing has taken his seat ON
the BOARD OF control and il is bonad
mat he will tell the people of Mime
sofa What this secret conclave of bust-
ness ness men are doing from time to time
especially that part of their vorI,
which relates to the buying of the
supplies for the state institutions W.
nope Mr.. Rosing Will not forget his
democracy in this respect ana con
graduate him on the place. and thanlr
him for the much desired information
Norwood Times.
The history of the Standard Ou
company points the moral That II
mas trlumphed by the grossest .corrup-
n tIon everywhere, including individuals.
LEGISLATURES. executives and courts. no
ohe can deny. That it seeks unre-
sudlhed power and brushes the law
aside when that stands in the way or
It's plans in equally certain. can or
carnations whose aim is moral and
teHSlous afford to condone these acts
lican.
Inc Dunn supporters in the Iegisla-
-. seem TO be confident that the
i Nni'e"aSh Vindication of his record
VIII put Dunn in the gubernatorial race
tNo years hence. 1t may nut him into
the race. but it will never elect him
governor or Minnesota If the ReDub
IicdhS want to give Gov Johnson an
Easy marx, all they have to do is to
nominate Dunn. He is down and ont
ana they better let it go AT tba +s~yVI--
kon Messenger.
The board of control cares nothing
Ior public criticism" vOciferated : W
LeaVett at recent meeting. oh Of
course IL frequently happens that the
ator, but only in its own imaeination
The board of control. unfortunately. ia
creature of the public. and some Of
us antics are very suggestive of the
taiI trying to wag the dog.-Auolla
Free Press.
The Minnesota legislature has pass
ed bill suppressing bucket sbops and
the Minneapolis papers have been busy
explaining 10 the unsOphistiCated the
great difference between gambling
through the bucket shop and gambling
through the boards of trade. The ex-
plantations sound like the definitions
OF orthodoxy and heterodoxy- 'Het-
erodoxy IS the other mans doxy: my
dSXy Is orthOdoX.-Little Falls Her
aid.
Strange as it may seem. they are
having crusade against vice i'm Fan
CldIIe- All the BE Good" clubs are
hustling around digging up all the old
skeletons that have been resting there
for many years and will probably
keep 1t up until the novelty wears off.
That is the usual may with local re-
| forms-MenOmonie Times.
The game law. fosters barbarism.
| therefore we are not surprised to hear
that Sam Fullerton, the man with a
JOB, is opposed to more railroad build
ing in the north. Railroads will drive
the big game out of the country and
railroad Sam out Of a job-Big Fork
Compass.
A recipe for a long life reads: Don't
work; don't worry" Honest, now, we
don't like to do either, but if we want
to get along without worrying, Wen
have to work and even if we work 1t
worries us, so what are we to do?-
Jordan Independent.
While the president may not con-
graduate Mayor-elect Dunno Of Chi
cago upon his political success. he
should at least send a word to Mrs.
Dunno and the thirteen Dunnes.-St.
Cloud Times.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
MIGHT Quote cannina

To those objecting to Mr. Rookie
feller's gift the American board Of
commissioners for foreign missions
might answer in the language of Can
ming when he defended slavery as not
Inconsistent with the spirit of Chris
tianity: 1T is the beauty of Chris
tianity to accommodate itself to all
conditions and circumstances
ton Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
AIaska's ADVANTAGE

The supreme court holds Alaska to
be part of the United States and
not a colonial possession. Alaska is
part of the continent. Were it sep
arated from the United States by a
great stretch of water things would be
different, and a jury made up of six
men would do as we'll as a jury of
tWelve.-Philadelphia Record
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Woman's Svsteno

Lovely woman gets the credit for
being very economical because she
often has an entire dry goods store
turned topsy turvy and then purchas-
es spool of thread. But this is be-
cause her system is not understood.
When she buys spool of thread she
pays for II, but when she buys a
handsome silk dress she has it charged
to husband.-Memphis Commercial
Appeal
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Among the Merrymakers


The train stopped at thriving city in
Michigan.
"Aw, me good man." said the foreign
tourist. who was sitting next to a window
IN the parlor car. addressing one of the
town is thiS?"
This is Kalamazoo. sir"
"Aw-what is it noted for, may I
"This is where the calamus comes
from" replied the native.
Down 1t went in the notebook. Chicago
Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
DANGEROUS Path

from mans mouth and he will but
grOwl; interfere with his enjoyments
and he Will turn and rend you. Upon
this perilOus pathway the theatrical
syndicate is treading. ignorant, greedy
and unafraid.-Philadelph North
American
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Senatorial Spite

Nevertheless. our reputation before
the other nations will not be rehabil-
itated until our senators shall have
ceased to cloak their petty spites
under metaphysical bubbles and shall
have consented to take practical action
on the path that makes toward peace.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
foundation

Fumigation is the most effective
means yet demonstrated in fighting dis
ease, the destruction OF germs by dead
ly gases. In crowded centers of popu-
lation 1t is Indispensable to prevent i'm
mediate Infection and destroy and re-
duce the possibilities OF later infection.
st. Louis Republic.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Think What He Is Missino

Rojestvensky suffers, of course. from
the disadvantage of not being able to
secure a prompt daily delivery of the
American newspapers to which the
journalistic navy experts are contrib
uting paragraphs - Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
The Bin in the Cocktail

Director of the Mint Roberts says
there will be a greater production of
gold this year than ever before in the
history of the country. 1t would be
fine if the output could be mutualized
Instead of going into the old chan
nels-Washington Post.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
BeIated Caution

What's the matter?" asked Charon.
impatiently.
1T goes to show how unreasonable the
public is" answered the first mate. Some
of the shades refuse to get on board be
cause we haven't any officially approved
life preserVers. Washington Star.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
The Country Will Put Up a Purse

Why don't Hyde and Alexander ad-
journ to some nice town like Carson
City and settle their differences ?
Memphis Commercial Appeal.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Had Better Let the Grains Alone

A Kentucky man. it is reported. has
succeeded in making a new maple
Sirup out of corn cobs, but he must try
for something better than that If he
expects to rouse local enthusiasm
Milwaukee Sentinel
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
And Sven Then Luck is Needed

"All gambling is low and vulgar"
says Col. Watterson. writing from
Monte Carlo. Only those who carry a
high hand can stand its royal phases,
colonel.-Washington Times.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Oiscouraulno to Pletv

Deacon Jones-What do you think Of the
proposition that women remove their hats
in church?
Rev. Mr. Wyse-Think OF it? Why, 1t
is the most absurd thing 1 ever heard OF!
What do they think the women come to
church for anyWay?-Boston Transcript.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Needn't Worry About That

Mrs. Chadwick's inability to remem-
Der all her borrowing operations is i'm
material. Her creditors can supply
her with a complete list Of them.-
Chicago Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Contemporary Comment
; Gould Stop pIynchinqs

Mobs hang and burn because they
nave found it safe to hang and burn
We do not believe a Jail has been
broken open in ten years where the
crstodian-zceuld- not. with determina-
ton and courage. have preserved his
PRISONER, or least made such an ex-
ample OF himself and the mob as TO
have aroused his state effectuallv to
put,-doYp- zlynehing for the future
New York Tribune
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
StartIinq Thinu He DUO Up

Teddy took the Texans entirely un-
awares by insisting that Texas is geo.
graphically the largest state in the
union=Detroit Tribune.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Natural

Did 1 not love my neighbor
AS myself I'd be a churl;
Because. you see, my neighbOr
Is a very pretty girl.
Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
The Poor Thing Would starxs

1t is said a tapeworm will cure tu-
berculosis. But it seems like cruelty
to animals to jolly a tapeworm along
on the kind of foods DR.. Wiley says We
are getting.-Denver Republican.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
The Other Is Thrsadhars

William Jennings Bryan says he
would rather talk on religion than pol
itics. If it is all the same to the colo
mel the country would not complain if
he would confine all of his future re-
marks to religious ubjects.-Denver
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
No, He's Home With the Tammany
Tribe

Chief Quanah Parker is encamped
with his three wives within hundred
yards of the Roosevelt camp. Parker?
The name sounds familiar; was the
first name OF the Judge "Quanah?"-
PHILADELPHIA Ledger
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Glad He Held Onto His

1t was after he had obtained a
knowledge of Mrs. Chadwick's effect
ual methods that Mr.. Carnegie said he
did not mind dying rich.-Philadefphi
Inquirer.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
In the same-Roat

Ragson Ito friend in hotel bedroom)-
Let me in, Jim; / can't find the keyhole
myself and don't know where It is. either.
Detroit Free Press.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23

Ma Twaddes-Tommy, you've been
bad boy today. and 1 shall tell your IA
ther all about it when he comes home.
Tommy Twaddies-Aw that's just like
n wOman-can't keep a secret, can you?-
Cleveland Leader.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
How. Indeed

Eyes, he has an idea he'd like to get
into swell society
NONSENSE If he has an idea how can
he be eligible for swell society" v?"-Catho-
lie Standard and Times
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Touqh. but True

Those Congregationalists not only
looked the gift horse in the mouth, but
forced it to submit to a whole world as
the veterinarian.-New York Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
And Exc to Managers and Pitchers

Car viii not get so much abuse for
a while. Attention of the public will.
be confined to the umpire.-Chatta-
nooga Times.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
poesn,t Fool With the other Kind

From what we know of the presi-
dents habits we are willing to admit
that the rattler he killed was a real
snake.-Atlanta Journal.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
unpardonable

The best of life is often wasted
BY epicures before tbs tasted.
OF all displays OF wasted bliss
The worst IS when two women kiss.
-Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
The parlnn One

He stole a kiss, So quick twas done
She did not know what he was at.
He never stole another one
She gave them to him after that.
Philadelphia Press.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
No Speed

First Chauffeur What's the matter with
YOU lately? You amt got no more nerve
than a motOrman.
Second Chaufeur-Oh. cut out the hit
and get away game during Lent.-Brook-
lyn Life.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Win the President as Kit carsnn

A new pastoral drama, 'The Wolves
of Oklahoma" is having good run in
the southwest-New York CONNER
cial.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Discreet
First Bear

First Bear-Aren't you going to see the
president?
Second Bear-No: he has requested that
no attention be paid to him while in Colo
rado.-New York Sun.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
Castro Had Better Be carefuI

A jiu jitsu expert might overthrow
most any Of those shaky South Ameri-
can ernments.-Baltimore Sun
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
But 1t Is an Awful Strain

Contrary to expectations the gov
ernment lid has so far been able to
hold up Secretary Taft-Chattanooga
Times. ,~sgs,r
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23
In the Snrinn

Cant l go out in the back yard and
play in the garden. mamma?"
Certainly not. child. You must stay In
and study your nature books. Life.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23

While the president may not con-
graduate Mayor-elect Dunno Of Chi
cago upon his political success. he
should at least send q word to Mrs
Dunno and the thirteen Dunnes-St.
Cloud Times.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23

A recipe for a long life reads: Don't
work; don't worry" Honest, now, we
don't like to do either, but if we want
to get along without worrying Wen
have to work and even if we work 1t
worries us, so what are we to do?-
Jordan Independent.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-23

The game law. fosters barbarism
therefore we are not surprised to hear
that Sam Fullerton, the man with a
Job, is opposed to more railroad build
ing in the north. Railroads will drive
the big game out of the country and
railroad Sam out of a job-Big Fork
Compass.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11
SPIKE AND RAIL.

G, W. Prosser OF the ST. Louis Car
company Is in this city calling upon
local railroad men and inquiring into
the status OF the proposed suburban
electric lines,
e, j. Bedford and party OF is New
Workers arrive tomorrow from San
Francisco I'm private car "Olivette" and
win go east over the Rio Grande, after
spending a few hours In this city,
Reports from New York indicate
that the Great Northern and the Grand
Trunk Pacific are to be closely aiTlliat-
ed. II is said that they have entered
into an arrangement for the opening OF
the country north of the Grand Trunks
right OF way.
Homeseeker return trip rates are
announced by the Western Passenger
association for this month and March
from Missouri river points to Nehras-
ka, Kansas, Eastern Colorado and
Wyoming one fare plus 50 Is the
rate.
The Denver Post Is authority for the
statement that the Colorado & South
ern will extend itself into the largest
separate system I'm the entire West
with direct line to the Gulf OF Mexico
and a steamship line TO New York
city,
with six and seven day schedule
IN the running time between southern
California celery fields and Chicago,
and the 10 days to New York City, the
Rock Island and Southern Pacific are
shipping between 20 and 30 carloads
daily to the eastern markets against
10 and Is cars n year ago Next sea-
son the Salt Lake Route will cut into
this business.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11
WHAT THE MINISTER SAYS
Is Most Convincing.

81 thought would write you what Ply.
ramld pile cure has done Tor me, | had a
most aggravated case of bleeding piles,
indeed / dreaded when / had 10 90 10
stool one hfty cent box cured mo. / feel
like new man, / have recommended 10
20 others as being the most wonderful
remedy known 1t Is indeed a great bless.
Ing 10 suffering humanity You are at
liberty 90 use this FOR an lt rs worth AMI
! hope II may do good" Rev. w r. Carr
1856 No Holbro.k st.. Danyilo Va.
tlCrgymcn (ike all professional men
who lead scdentary llyc9 nre especially
addicted 10 piles, IN various forms and
are continually ON tho Lookout FOR % rem
edy which win give relief with little On
no idea ~ obtaining 0 cure.
Recognizing this fact Rev. NJ carr
consents 90 the use of hts name IN order
that other sufferers may know th'r' y n
cure called Pyramid Pile cure. which IS
sold by druggists everywhere for mo oY
price 20 fifty cents "a package and " zen
will bring about for every one athlete
with piles, the same beneficial results as
IN his own case Re careful 10 accept no
substitutes, aud remember that there lS
no remedy "just as good
A little book describing the Causes and
cure OF piles is puhhshed BY Pvra mid
Drug Co Marshall Mich, and will be
sent free for the asking. All sun rers arc
advised 10 write for H. as II contains
valuable information on the ucject OF
piles.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11
HAS CONTROL OF
THE SITUATION.
What Wall Street Thinks Of the
Santa Fe Election Develop
inents.
{. \. HARRlMAN'S GREAT COUP
Combined With Rockefeller the Syndi-
cate Now owns Control Of 727io
Miles Of Railroad

A dispatch from New York. which
discusses the recent election OF II. G.
Frick and H. II. Rogers TO succeed "
d. Kenna and j. G. Mccullough says
that this change Is held In Wall street
TO mean that Hartman and Rooketel-
Ter and the Standard OH interests nave
secured control OF the Santa Fe and
win be IN position TO practically doml-
nate the transportation facilities OF the
country. by his tremendous coup and
others Of recent date these interests
now control total Of 72,7AO miles Of
railway. representing stocks and bonds
Of 1886, 100000
The only portion OF the United
states not included IN the new Harrl-
man railroad empire 10 the Southwest
ern Atlantic states, Prior TO securing
control Of the Santa Fe the Rockefeller
Hartman interests had total mileage
OF AO.Si9. The Gould Pacific group adds
1879 miles the Rockefeller group prop
or. 1928 miles, the Santa Zee 1909 miles
more.
Whatever doubt may have fingered
concerning the control OF the Santa Re
we dlssipated when the special meeting
was held. and Frick and Rogers were
elected directors,
These interests now control the trans.
portation industry Of the region west
Of the Missouri river TO the Pacific
coast and from the Mexican border on
the south to the Canadian line on the
north. II the Northern Securities case
be settled In favor Of Hartman he will
entirely dominate the west
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11

In the matter OF buying a stallion the
average farmer Is an easy dupe, ready
and willing TO pay for any kind OF
horse II he Is fat and has pedigree.
Many good horses have been pur-
chased IN Utah during the past year,
but ip too many Instances the price
paid has been three or four times more
than It should have been. The farmers
themselves should organize company
mot at the solicitation Of any agent
and send a competent Judge TO buy the
hcrse There was time when stat
Hons were bought at the home barn
and there IL one firm I'm the state now,
who BY sending competent judge
back 10 the large importing stables Sc
cures valuable animals at one-thlrd or
one-half what they would have to pay
for the same animal II purchased from
the agent There should be a more
thorough Investigation and more
buslnesslike policy pursued I'm this mat
ter and we make mention OF II that
formers may be awake to the real stu
alton,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11
THE TALON SELLING FAKE,

Undr the above heading the editor Of
the Deseret Farmer offers the following
note OF warning:
I'VE note that in many OF the coun-
ties OF the state farmers are uniting
and purchasing pure bred stations, The
Deseret Farmer Is In sympathy with
the movement by means OF which a
COL partnership Of farmers obtain pure
bred stallion, but regrets that such eN-
tortionate and eXtrayagant prices are
being paid. Making ample allowance
for due Indulgence Of the love OF the
American people TO be humbugged
which seems 10 inspire many horse Inn
porters, nevertheless common sense and
judge ont ought 10 control when Off
cial figures show that 1854 draft stall
llans were imported into tbs United
States I'm 1904, at an average cost OF
Sili, and when observation shows that
most OF those stations were sold In tho
United States ut from $1,000 10 $1,000.
The agents selling these horses fire.
Quently boast among themselves that
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11

10 which II is replied that while the ell
mate Is hot enough there is not enough
moisture the atmosphere. Back ia
the mississippi valley there are plentl-
Iul deposits OF dew at night which give
the corn growth a great impetus. This
aeW Is entirely wanting In southern
Utah. and while corn VIII grow, Il has
not mat robust and healthy growth
that moist, hot nights will bring.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11

miles south OF Wheatland, killing six
head During the night pack Of half
a dozen big gray wolves were attracted
10 the place by the scent OF blood, and
enjoyed a rare feast on the carcasses Of
the cattle,
"The regular northbound passenger
train from Cheyenne reached Jessup's
Cut about $3.50 o'clock In the morning
while the wolves were still enjoying
their feast All OF the wolves except
one leaped up the sides Of the bank
and DISAPPEARED when the train sud
denly appeared In sight The last one,
however, not desiring 10 leave the
dry ground between the rails FOR the
deep drifts Of snow on the prairie turn
cd and started down the track I'm front
Of tho engine. In the cab was shorty"
Dnnahue and the veteran engineer,
appreciating the UNIQUE situation.
promptly pulled omen the throttle ana
the race commenced,
THE engine, with short train be-
hind II and a clear track I'm front.
leaned forward under the impetus Of
the Increased head OF steam For n
quarter OF a mile II was min and tuck
and then the ponderous mass II steel
slowly began TO shorten the distance
between the pursuor and pursued
PERHAPS ratified by the strange OBJ
iect which chung so nersistentlv to It's
heels. the wolf continued on down the
track az terrific sneed and did not dart
to one side 10 safety For n few hun
dred wards further the wolf continued
his Wild nlght and then the superiority
Of steam over muscle became mani
fest; frightened howl as the wolf
turned and saw the great mass Of iron
towering over It and In n twlnklng the
long. powerful sleek gray body wos
ground and crunched 10 pieces under
the merciless wheels The train dashed
on and the only evidence OF the ex-
traord mary race was y manglod mass
OF blood bone flesh md gray hide lying
still between the rails"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-02-11
MARKET DF"oRAIIZED.
Cut Rntes on Corn Dlsturb Western
Dealers In Uncomfortable Manner.

Cut Rates on Corn DIsturb Western
Dealers In Uncomfortable Manner.
The action fthe railroads east Of the
river in reducing the rate on corn to
II cents from Nebraska common points
TO Gulf OF Mexico points and to 90
cents 10 Atlantic seaboard points, has
demorallzed the western corn markets,
particularly In Utah and Idaho. with
their rates at 40 cents from Nebraska,
The elevators in the east have been
idle all winter Of which their owners
have become very tired and are pushing
to do something and then matters are
further complicated by fight from the
coast steamship companies for slice
of the corn haul
II has been asked why corn can not
he extensively grown In southern Utah,