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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
Reductions in Porch Furniture

Now for clean upyou have three months this
200 Porch Settee, woven Cane and back for $50.
600 Porch Settee Cane and back for
$50 Porch Settee woven Cane seat and back for 450
700 Porch Couch reduced 10.
sos Porch Seee Rockers spindle back. seat
25O Porch Rockers at .9S, oiled natural.
70 Porch Rockers at g 70, oiled natural
Porch for q ted urean
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
More Specials In Muslin Underwear

Regular SOC Gowns are reduced to 49c.
Regular 75c Gowns reduced to 39c.
Regular 50c Gowns reduced to 3gc.
Another lot of children's Drawers reduced to &c pair
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
Requisites for Company, Party or Picnic


low 10, L25, 3.50,4 OOand5
Broquet ITO
and % '
Oil Stoves. burner with wick
Picnic wood plates
and forks
forks half
Grass Mats or Seats, Japanese make
Cushion Tops, 25c kinds 5Cc yalue for
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
What Every Man Wants

Men rule do not hunt bargains but here some
50c Shirts, 2c, for men and boys in figured and
style, with pair of seperate te cuffs
Another lot OF dark working Shirts checked chev
strongly made same price.
10c Half Hose sc pair, and in black mixed coors,
25c Underwear suit in the regular way it sells for
Red or White handkerchief DC; blue for Sc.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
Ladies' 100 Wrappers for soc

A special purchase and it's bargain for you
dollar but the cotton goods market declined and we
Good Percales and Prints in black, grey, red
hounced skirt, braid trimmed, cut full length and W
Dressing Sacques from 59c upwards.
Children's white and gingham Wash Dresses
One lot 25c and 5Jc Baby Caps are now l0c e,
One lot Ladies' 400 White Shirt Waist Suits (
One lot Ladies' $50 White Shirt Waist Suits
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
Those Summer Dress Goods Bargains

For a whole Dress or Wrapper or Dressing Sa
for we had endeavoring and enormous lot of Lawns
will stand the wash tub
Ii and 25c qualities for 12c}c yard.
1Oc vualities for 54c yard sc qualities tor 2sc
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
Cool White Waists-I9O5 STYLES
Silk Shirt Waist Suits Below Cost

1000 Suits for 600, in both blue and brown taffetas
10 % Suts for 9.!,S in pretty shepherds plaid
IT, 10 Suits for 1880 in fine green and blue changeabe
1919 suits for ll5O IN line quality black tafeta hands
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-21
SCHREYER STORE CO.
SCHREY Err STORE CO.
No Dull Days Here
Our Low Prices Avoid Them

We determined these dull days of mdumme
turning them into busy How BY making inducements
way of prices.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
4 Nights Rest.

The greatest tonic OH earth is a good
nights rest. Restless nights and the
terrible exhaustion of a hacking
cough are dread dangers of the poor
consumptiye. But why this fear OF
the night when a few doses Of DR..
Boshee's German Syrup will insure re-
freseing sleep, entirely free from cough
or night sweat ? Free expectoration
in the morning is made certain by
taking German Syrup. 1t has cured
consumption for forty years. Trial
bottle, 25c. Big BOTTLES, 75c. At Wi
mer Drug store. DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
The RIght Name IS Dawn.

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salye cools
soothes and heales cuts, burns, boils,
bruises, piles ahd all skin diseases. X.
e. Zickefoose Adolph, W. Va. says:
my little daughter had white swell
ing so bad that piece after piece Of
bone worked out Of herleg. DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salye cured herr 1t is
the most wonderful healing salye in
the world Beware Of counterfeits.
Sold by Peoples Drug Store. DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
AFr.ead In Need.

Do you know of anyone suffering
with consumption? Then tell them
that DR.. Boschee's German Syrup viii
cure them-and you will be friend
need. German Syrup is a reliable
specific for cure Of consumption. II
has been making marvellous cures Of
consumption Throughout the world
for forty years. Group, coughs, colds,
bronchitis and all throat and lung
troubles are speedily cured by German
Syrup. Trial bottle, 25c. Big bottle,
75c. AT Winner Drug Co. DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17

This vicinity enjoyed nice rain.
Mrs. L. Stephenson is on the sick list.
Pat Coyne and two sons from Oche-
laUa are in the vicinity.
Lulu Wolf visited Mrs Cline Tues
day.
Grayson Wills, of White Oak, is the
guest of his old friend James Martin.
Mr.. Wills is buying cattle and hogs.
w. Il. Carr has returned from Par
sons, Kans., whese he has been having
his eyes treated. He is much better.
The good christians of Ruby had
prayer meeting at Orville Keemers
Sunday evening.
The little son Of Nellie McMaon is
quite sick.
Mrs. A. Martin is numbered with
the sick this week.
Johney Reynolds is quite sick.
Miss Cora Keys dismissed school on
account of sickness. She had only
three scholars.
f. Hicks has turned his cattle on
the range,
Mr. Smith, OF Madens Creek was
shopping in Ruby Tuesday.
Mrs. Tim Cline has been confined to
her room for several weeks with rheu-
matism. We are glad she is better at
this writing.
Mr.. Emmett Ewers and wife spent
several days out at their farm last
week.
Tom Holland has gone to Table
quah to file.
Your correspondent visited the hus-
Ting little burg Of Centralia Wednes-
day. She was accompanied by her
sister, Miss Scotty Martin.
The ball given at Centralia by the
band boys was well attended. But
some of the boys drank too freely of
John Barleycorn and got too gay and
of course some of them made a trip to
Vinita.
Mrs. julius Mopine has helped the
looks of her beautiful home by put
ting coat Of paint on her yard fence.
L. r. Shreck, Jr., says he isn't go
ing to any more balls. His girl lives
too far off and he is afraid ito come
home alone.
Buster Holland has left Centralia
and gone HON to work.
W. L. Carr and w. j. Scantling
we're Centralia visitors Tuesday.
A colored woman, Mrs Alberty,
got after some Of the COW boys that
are gathering up the stray cattle for
the nation. He told her to stand
aside, but she pulled down on the
young fellow and he was glad to make
peace with her. His cattle were eat
ing up her hay. The time has passed
when men can run over women rough
shod. Fifty per cent Of the female
sex can handle guns to perfection.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
Chea j fares to the West, Northwest

Chea y fares to the Vest, Northwest
South and Southwest, via the NJ, X.
& r. R'y. Second-class colorist rates
will be in effect ttickets on sale dailyl
March TO May Is, and September IS
to October 81, 1905, to points IN Cali
fornia, Arizona, New Mexico, Old
Mexico, Texas, Montana, Utah, Wash
ington and Oregon. II you are think
Ing taking a tIip, call on ''Kafy's'
agent for full particulars.
II. A. FARTmNG, Agent.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
Mon aName of Fame.

DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills, have been made
famous by their certain yet harmless
and gentle action upon the bowels
and liver. They have no equel FOR
biliousness, constipation, etc. They
do not weaken the stomach. gripe, or
make you feel sick, Once used always
preferred. They strengthe. Sold BY
Peoples Drug Store. dw
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17

Mrs. c. Peterson, 625 Lake St., To
peka, Ks, says; "Of all cough RENE
idies, Billiards. Horehound Syrup is
my fayorite. 1t has done and will do
all that isclaimed for It. To speedily
cure ali coughs and colds, and it isso
sweet and pleasant to the taste" 25c,
SOC, sl.OO bottle. Sold BY Peoples
Drug Store. DIV
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
PERIL IN lie HAND.SHAKE.

Not long ago Dr.. ]. n Hirsch. Of Chicago
said: The most delicate perfume upon the
hands is not a sign Of freedom from germs.
and the most refined are not free from dis
ease of lungs or throat and the germs are
rapidly spread by touching the hand that
has handled the handkerchief Of one afiict-
ed with a cold. catarrh or consumption.
The breath one inhales from the lungs Of
another may contain germs Of disease You
wAl not only be able to resist the germs of
consumption but many thousands of cases
have been known where persons who we're
suffering from incipient phthisis. or the
early stages Of consumption were absolutely
cured by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. It maintains a persons nutrition
by enabling him TO eat, retain. digest and
assinilate food. Il overcomes the gastric
irritability and symptoms of indigestion.
and thus the person is saved from those
symptoms Of fever, uight-swests. headache.
etc. which are so common
An Alternative extract like DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. made Of roots
and herbs, without the use Of alcohol. viii
assist the stomach in assimlating or taking
up from the food such elements as are
required for the blood will assist the liver
in throwing of the poisons in the system.
DO not permit some designing druggist
to insult your intelligence by offering You
a remedy which he claims Is lust az good
because he made it up bimseif or ten
chances 10 one you will get a medicine
made up largely Of alcohol which viii
only weaken the system
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
IS hearty recommended by every person
who has ever used It and Il has stood the
test Of thirty-eight years Of approval from
people all over the United States
FREE DR. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser is sent free on receipt Of
stamps 10 pay expense Of mailing 0uff
Send u oue-cent stamps for the book ir
paper covers. or sI stamps for the CLOTH
bound volume Address DR.. R. " Pierce.
Buffalo. n. 20 Q
Dr.. Pierce's Pellets cure biliOusness
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
ENTIRE NOUS CLUB.
Interesting Program For The Next
Meeting.

The Entra Nous club will meet with
Mrs. Geo Harris April 21, with Mrs.
G. w. Day as leader. The topics un-
der discussion will be "The Decay of
Russian Nobility and "The Church
and Morals with sub-topics as fol-
lows:
Gin what respect did the old Rus
sian nobility resemble our Southern
Aristocracy?" "....... Mrs. Day
'Describe the life of Russian no
BILE before the emancipation Of the
serfs. " ...............M Mrs. John Blue.
"What was the difference between
Russian and American emancipa-
tion?". ...........M Mrs. Milford.
"What effect had the emancipation
upon the peasants and no5les?" ..
-. Mrs. Quillian
"How has the Russian noble tried
to adapt himself to new conditions
and with what results?"-Mrs. EN-
met Rea.
"What are practically the only es-
tates in fiourishing condition to
day?o Mrs. Bethel.
"What writer has yiyidly described
the decay of the Russian nobilityT-
Miss Margaret Johnson.
"What is the most noticeable In
these writings?, Mrs. Henry Harris.
What political reforms did AleKan-
der III attempt during his reigny'
Miss Natalie Warren.
"Trace the growth Of the famine
periods in Russia. Mrs. L. X. McGuf-
fin.
"What is the present outlook for
Russian agriculture and reasons?"-
Mrs. Lucy.
"Under what difficulties do the cler-
gy labor in a?"-Mrs Clinkscales.
'sTell Of the differences in life of a
priest of the interior and one of the
Western provinces. Mrs Dawson.
"What does the Holy Synod con-
slider a meritOrious work on the part
of their priests?n Mrs Geo. Harris.
gWhat relation exists between the
religious and moral life of peasant"
Mrs. Swain.
"What is the social status OF the
Russian woman?" Miss Scott.
"What conditions encourage the
growth of immortality in Russia?-Mrs.
Statesman.
"What influence has the orthodox
church upon Russian morals?"-Mrs.
N. P. Johnson.
'sAre Russian sectarians affected by
these demoralizing conditions and
why?"-Mrs. Scott.
"Name the principal dissenting
sects in Russia and tell Of their re-
ligious belief. Mrs W. H.Darrough.
"What can be done for the Russian
peasant, morally, spiritually and
physically?"-Mrs. Pershing.
"Russia's greatest painter. Mrs.
Riddle.
Modern Russian Art Mrs. Persh-
ing.
If you want a cab phone 46, day or
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17

The Ladies' Missionary Society Of
the Presbyterian church viii meet
with Mrs. L. W. Marks Tuesday af-
fernoon at 3 O'Clock.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
The Sunday sohoel Convention.

For the Sunday school convention at
Muskogee May "a all railroads in the
territory will sell tickets at one fare
and one-third. The Knights of Pyth-
las Grand Lodge has the same rate at
same time.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17

I have been suffering for the past
few years with severe attack OF
rheumatism and found that Ballard's
Snow Liniment was the only thing
that gave me satisfaction and tended
to alleviate my pains. March "a, 1902,
John G. Degnan, Kinsman, Ills. 25c,
soc and S1.OO at Peoples drug store.dw
1t is a pleasure to take DIR. Dade's
Little Liver Pills and enjoy their tonic
effect.upon the liver. Sold by A. r.
Owens. q
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
Known Leahorn ChIckens

Pure bred Brown Leghorn eggs 6oc
per setting Of fifteen Leave orders
with J. T. Ratcliff.
dw MRs. GEo bennett.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17
First Published April q, 1905.
Warning Order.

In the United States Court at Vinita, in the
Northern District Of the indian Territory;
Eliza Dodson, Plaintiff,
vs. No. 2275.
Joseph B. Clark, Defendant.
The defendant, Joseph b. Clark, is hereby warned
to appear in this court within 30 days an6
answer the complaint Of the plaintiff, Eliza
Dodson.
Ordered at vinita this 9th day Of April, 1905.
CHAS. A. DAVIDSON, Clerk
e. B. DAVIDSON, d. @.
Wilson & Davis, attorneys for plaintiff.
w =. Thompson attorney for nonresident de
endant.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-04-17

If you want cab phone 46, day or
night 92tf
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-05-17
ACard of Thanks.

l take this means of expressing
my appreciation of the kind treat
1nent received from the citizens of
Brownsville during the seven
months have been making month
lly visits here in the interest of
Christianity, as taught by the
Methodist church. l have been very
kindly treated by the people in gen
eral. l wish to thank you ali for
every token of kindness and assure
you that I will never fail to speak
good word for you and your town
whenever opportunity affords me.
l am sorry conditions are such that
| cannot remain with you longer.
But the work is too large for me
to accomplish much at any one
place. So l suggested to Bishop
Hoss that the work be divided into
two PASTORAL charges, which has
been done, and it affords me pleas
ure to announce to the people of
Brownsville that Rev Lemuel New
berry has been appointed by Bishop
Hoss to take charge of our work in
Brownsville. Brother Newberry is
a most excellent young man, just
graduating this year from George
town University.
Am glad to be able to state that
the building committee will, in a
few days, let the contract for the
erection of a nice brick church of
modern style.
Respectfully, c. S. MILLS.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-05-17
How We Hear Our Own Voices

If a person records on a phono-
graph a few sentences pronounced
by himself together with others by
his friends, and causes the machine
to reproduce these at the end of a
brief period, it generally happens
that he easily recognizes his
friends voices, but not his own.
On the other hand, the friends re-
cognize his voice perfectly. This
singular fact proves that every one
hears his own voice differently
from others.
As is remarked by Prof. Exner,
the difference must lie in the quail
ity of tone. 1t must be remember
ed that one hears his own voice
not only through the air as do his
auditors, but across the solid parts
situated between the organs of
speech and those of hearing. The
sound thus produced has different
timber from that conducted to the
the ear by the air alone.
We may show this as follows:
Take the end of a wooden rod be-
tween the teeth and pronounce a
vowel continuously. Let the other
end be alternately taken between
the teeth and released by another
person, who at the same time stops
his ears. The latter will find that
every time he seizes that rod in his
teeth the sound becomes stronger
than when it reaches his ears
through air alone. and has differ
ent quality. The experiment may
be varied by applying a wooden
rod to the larynx of the person OBJ
served, and touching it, from time
to time, to the observers own
larynx. As in the preceding case
It will be found that its passage
through a solid body augments
the intensity of the sound and
modi6es its quality.-Dr. Laloy in
La Nature.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-05-17
PUBLISHERS NOTICE.

Hereafter all notices other than an
nouncements of church meetings, lodge
notices and religious services will be
charged for at half rates. This rule viii
be strictly adhered to for the future.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-05-17
LOCAL ITEmS.

the St. l., B. & NJ. at K1ngsv1lle
spent last night in Brownsville.
Fresh eggs every day at Lee
Wise. 5-15-1i
Benz. Kowalski has received hi:
commission as district deputy grand
chancellor of the Knights of Ply
thias.
Fresh eggs every day at Lee
Wise. 5-15-1i
Fresh creamery butter, l pound
bricks at Leo Wise. 5-15-11
Fresh creamery butter, l pound
bricks at Leo Wise. 5-15-17
Ice cream and cold drinks al
Tillman s. Give us a trial. 5-10-17
Hammond & Kowalski yesterday
shipped the sixth and last car OF
onions from Ham-Ko farm, Is
miles up the river.
Tilln1an positively serves moth
ing but the very best of ice cream
and cold drinks. 5-1O-17
Brownsville souvenir spoons ga
lone at Rutledge Tewelry Co.
5-418.
Fresh mackerel, smoked sal
mon, halibut cuts, shredded and
fresh Goldfish at Leo Wise. 5-15-17.
The local branch of the Catholic
Knights of America held a regular
meeting last night. The initiation
fees were suspended for six months.
Flies, bugs and mosquitoes can
be shut out. Use Our screen doors,
windows screens and wire cloth.
5-15-tf. Frontier Lumber Co.
Cash paid for old gold, old silver
and diamonds at Rutledge Jewelry
Co. 5-4-18
H. d. Golman, of Houston, is
in the city in the interest of a
liquor firm which he represents.
Cream cheese, IS cents Mex, at
Victor Egly's. Silly
Four cool upstairs rooms, well
situated. Rent reasonable, En-
quire HERALD Office. 5-16-22
]. H. Woolery, superintendent
of buildings and bridges on the
Gulf Coast Line, was in the city
last night.
Nicely furnished rooms to rent,
Centrally located. Enquire at HER
AID office. 5-10-17.
Hat pins worth 25c each, two
for 25 c. Rutledge Jewelry Co.
SAILS.
T. D. Wood, one of the wealth
lest and most prominent citizens
and stockmen of. Victoria, is in the
-, h,,S<oecc
Flies, bugs and mosquitoes. Do
Won want to keep them out? If so
90 TO the Frontier Lumber Co. for
screen doors, window screens and
~. cloth 5-15-tf
The finest line of Diamonds.
watches and jewelry in the south
west at Rutledge Jewelry Co.
5-4.1S.
Fred Starck, Pat Combe, Floyd
Layton, Jim Landrum and Sergt'
Sharpe spent yesterday at the Point,
returning in the afternoon.
Tillman is now using nothing
but genuine concentrated fruit syr,
up. It's fine, try it. 5-1O-lI
The best nickel alarm clock
made is the Rutledge Special, only
SIPS at the Rutledge Jewelry Co.
SAILS
Jose Celaya and family and Miss
Magdelena Fernando left this
morning for a few weeks stay IN
the country near Santa Maria.
If we have not what you want
give us an idea and will make II
for you. Rutledge Jewelry Co.
5-4-1s
Shirt waist sets worth $3.50 tor
$500 $3.50 for $2.75; $500 for
s.. SO; l so for 81 go; 81 90 for 75c;
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-05-17

/ " TAM liz I1AetN@ " 4AO" al u ~1IlIS-
at the ferry, the latter being trans
ferred to Hidalgo. Howard Millel
takes the place of J. n. Ransom
who goes'int the railway branch
Of the customs service, running
between Fordyce and Browns
vile.
For Rent Furnished room. Ap-
ply at HERALD office. 5-6-6-5,
The Manteo sailed at $50 today
after being detained inside the bar
several days on account of rough
weather. She carried a general
cargo. It had been decided to take
the Manteo out of the service, but
THE HERALD learns the vessel will
continue to make periodical trips
to Brazos Santiago for the present.
Entertainment at the Palace
Cream Parlor on Saturday night,
the goth. A pleasant time for all.
$50 to 1870 5-16-19
Rev. c. S. Mills, pastor of the
NJ. E. Church, South, at Browns
vile, left this morning for Corpus
Christi. He will not return as
pastor here, Rev. Lemuel New
berry having been appointed to the
place. This has been considered
necessary, on account of the extent
Of the field to be covered, Rev.
Mills taking the upper portion.
Ladies shirt waist sets in silver,
IA K gold, gold filled and plated
at cost while they last Come early.
Rutledge Jewe1ry Co. 5-4-18.
General Manager Jeff n. Miller,
Auditor church and John Fin
negan came down in Mr.. Miller's
private car last evening on a tour
of inspection, and left at ten o clock
this morning for other points
along the Gulf Coast Line.
Don't fail to get one of those
beautiful Brownsville Souvenir
spoons at the Rutledge Jewelry Co.
Nothing else like the Brownsville
Souvenir Spoons. 5-4-18
Dad Kelly will please accept our
thanks for fine lot of Lima beans,
the first of the season. Dad is a
hustler when it comes to growing
things, and look at his garden
will do you good.
Fine Mexican fire opals for sale
by Rutledge Jewelry Co. 5-4-18
John Dreyer, express messenger
between Corpus Christi and Kings
vile, spent last night in the city,
the guest of his brothers, Max and
Reuben Dreyer, who are with Wells
Fargo express here.
A trial will convince you that
Tillman's ice cream and cold drinks
are ftst-ciass. 5-1G-17
Frank Champion sent out ten
mixed crates of cucumbers and
okra today by express, and says
this is the last shipment he will
make. The retArns do not justify
further shipments.
We are closing out all novelties
in ladies shirt waist sets and hat
pins. Rutledge Jewelry Co.
Sab.
A. A. Bates is in the city from
Santa Maria, where he has been
stationed as customs Inspector for
some time. Mr.. Bates has again
been transferred, this time being
sent to Rio Gradne City
LIP. Coats spool thread, the
best, so cents per dozen, Nos. 8 to
200, at McDonald's Department
Store. Slot.
E. B. Gore returned Monday
evening from San Antonio, where
he had been as delegate to the
council of Red Men. He reports
a large and enthusiastic meeting.
/. c. McBee came down from
Harrington this morning and was a
y
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1905-05-17

A young man took his best girl
to church and stopping at the end
of the back pews turned to the
usher and said; I guess we can
squeeze in here Yes" said
the usher with smile, I guess
you can, but probably it would be
better for all concerned to wait un-
til YOU get home. "-Goliad Guard