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EASTERN MARKETS.
sew YORK Money Market

NEW YORK, May Close: Money on call,
easy, 1893 per cent, closing bid III. offered al
Ia Time money, steady and dull: sixty days
and ninety days and six months S55 per cent
Prime mercantile paper. 3& Q4A per cent.
ectusl busirsss IN bankers bills al 81 s655a
<s66o for demand and at - s45094 s455 for
sixty day bills
Posted rates, 81 6634 S5x
Commercial bills. $4szh h94. s4&.
Bar silver, 56Hc.
Mexican dollars zz15c
firm
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Hides. TaIIow, Wool and Hops.

HIDES AND sKINs-CuIls and brands sell
about h91c under quotations. Heavy salted
Steers. II 1ac: medium. 11c light 1Ocs Cow
Hides. 1011c for heavy and 915010c for nshts
Stays. 719c; Salted Kip. lie: Salted
Veal 12c; Sailed Calf 13c. dry
Hides. 1s54c: dry Kip. 1615c: dry Calf.
21c: shsepskins. sheariinss. z5@40c each;
81 10; Long Wool. 81 25@2: Horse Hides.
salt. So for large and 81 rs for me-
dium. 81 25 for small and SOC for Colts:
Horse Hides. dry. 81 rs for large and 81 go
so for medium 81 for small soc for Colts.
Buck Skfns-Dry Mexican. SOC; dry saleed
Mexican Csc; dry Central American. SOC.
Goat SkIns-Prime Angoras. 75c; extra large
do 81 25: large. Soc; medium. soc: small. 3Bc.
TALLOW-No. 1 rendered 404Ac per ID
No. 2. 39315c: Grease, 1h421zc-
WOOL@Spring clip-Humboldt and Msndo-
elmo 23@26c: San Joaquin and Southern. seven
months. 17919c. do. years staple. 13916c.
Middle County. 1S621c: Northern free. 22q25c:
do defective. 1Sd20c: Nevada. 1642oc per 10.
according to quality.
HoPs1so4 crop. 24e2ec per ID; 1905 crop.
1e017c.
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cured: dry Salt sides. e1sc: Bellies. 1o5c:
Eastern sugar cured Hams. 13Ac: Califor-
MIA Hams. 12hc: Mess Beef. $40 per bbls
extra Mess. $40 60G11: Family. sl2; prime
Mess Pork $14 so: extra clear. S21 Mess.
Beef. 15c per ID.
LARD-Tierces quoted at SIC Per ID for
California compound &c for Eastern compound
and 1oc for pure: half barrels. pure. 1oAe:
10-lb tins 1015cs 5-lb tins. lose: 3-lb tins,
10Ec.
COTToI.EN+one half barrel. 7%c. thres
half barrels 7Sc: one tierce. 71zc; two tierces.
T&c; dve tierces 7Ac per ID.
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Dried Fruits, Nuts, Raisins, Honey.

FRUITs-Apricots. s1S@11c for Royals spot.
and 6ls@Ic for new crop, future delivery; Nee
tarines 11s@S15c for White: Peaches. sH891zc
per ID: Pears 7912c: Plunns. pitted. lose for
black, 51sG7c for red and 4h66c for yellow;
Figs 2-crown bricks, 45c; 3-crown. soc: A.
crown. 60c: 6-crown. 65c; bulk white. "a G3c.
black. 215G555: Evaporated Apples. sore per
PRUNEs-1E@2A per ID for the four
sizes and 21ad3c basis for the large sizes.
RAISINS-1904 crop T. o. b. Fresno--Dehssa
clusters, 81 35@1 40: London Layers, sSd85c:
Loose Muscatels. 4-crown. 45s65c; 3-crown
4a4lac; 2-crown. 3QSa<c: Seeded. 566Ac:
tanas. unbleached 2zasc per ID
NUTS-Walnuts. No. hardshell. 12013c:
No. 2. loal1e; No No; ! h hardshsn l2c; No 2.
for x L. 1s1sg14Ac for Ne Plus ultra
and lie Nfor Languedoc: Peanuts. 607c for
Eastern; Pecans 11G13c; Cocoanuts s4 5Oa5
HONEY-comb, 9Gf1 hc for white and SK
010c for amber; water white extracted 5IS5
SIC: light amber extracted 50551c; dark. SO
7BfsEEswAx-27@2sc per Ib
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New york Cotton Market.

NEW YORK. May 5:-Cotton futures opened
74ic; % August. 74oc: september, & 7Sac s ooto. oos
Der, 7.e1c; December. 1000; January, 773c
Futures closed steady. May, 7.50c: June,
7.40c; July T.49c: August Z 763o; September
760c; October. 1870; November lie; De-
cember. 7.76c; January. Isle.
Spot closed steady. ten points higher Mid
ding Uplands 795c; Mdding gulf, 72Oc
Sales. 245 bales.
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The leading futures ranged as follows:
Articles. Open. High. Low. CIo
Cash Grain and Provisions.

CHICAGO, May Cash quotations were as
follows: Flour easy; No 2 spring wheat
No. corn, 4s1hc No. 2 yellow. 50Ac: No. 2
oats. 2aSGs1hc; No; white. s2@s2a4c; No:
3 white 30a321ac; No. rye. 10Q73c; good
44a47c: No. / haxseed 81 %; No. / North
western. 81 80; prime Il, timothy seed. So; mess
lbs. 81 1897 171l; short ribs sides uoose)
sTa7 121s; short clear sides tboxed). SIG
121a whisky. basis or nish wines. 81 %;
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MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.
Fore ign Futures.
st. Louis Wool Market.

ST LOUIS. May 5.-wool, strong; medium
grades. combing and clothing. 25Q29c: light
fine, 20a231ac; heavy fine, 1sG20c; tub washed,
32m40c.
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Bonds were hrrn Total sales. par value,
81. SOC. 600, United States bonds were all un-
changed call
New York Stock List
e. F. Hutton & Co.. 40 California street,
San Francisco members of the New York
Stock Exchange. furnish the following official
quotations of that Exchange:
Sales STOCKS High Low Bid. i Ask.
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Bank Clearinps.

NEW YORK. May 5.-The following tah,a
complied by Bradstreet's, shows the bank
clearing at the principal cities for the week
ended May 4. 1903, with the percentage OF in
crease and decrease. as compared with the cor
responding week last year:
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Northern Business.

SEATTLE. May 5.-Clearings. ss2s SIS;
:" TACOMA, "lsS May s.-clearings. s47s s45; bal
ances s34,535
PORTLAND. May 5.--clearngs, s7ss. o72:
balances. $121 ,9S4
SPOKANE, May 5.--C1earings, S466, ,037 !;
balances 500, ,943.
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Northern Wheat Market.

OREGJN.
PORTLAND Or. May 5-Wheat-Club. 81
6s6c; bluestem. S9G91c: valley. sec.
WASHINGTON.
TACOMA May 5.-Wheat unchanged. Blue
stem, 92c club. Soc.
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WASHINGTON, May b.-To-day's statement
OF the Treasury shows; Available cash ball
ances, $154,S53, 300; gold, $50, 0S7, 1884,
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Receipts. Sbipment.
Rntter. Cheese and EGGS.

CHICAGO May 5.-on the Produce Ex-
change to-day the butter market was steady
crearneries SOa24c; dafries, 1SD22c Ezrs
steady; at mark cases included. 151sc Cheese
steady at 13hG14c.
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Provisions

Local packers and wholesalers continue to
market
Is CURED MEATs-Bacon, lie per ID for
heavy lie for light medium 13c for nxht
lac for extra light and 155sc for sugar
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Flour and Farinaceous Goods.

RYENominal at 81 5501 s5 per ctl. ac-
cordfng to quality.
BUCKWHEAT-$2 IS per ctl-
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GenernI NIerchandise-

wool Bags, sOa52c Fleece Twine. rae
coaWsllRssan ~ ssassH. s. gc i9n New ws1
Beaver Hill. s5 so; Roslyn. 81; Coos Bay SIS so:
RICHMOND, IS: Cumberland s13 in bulk and
SD: Welsh Anthracite Egg. s13; Welsh Lump.
S1f so; Camel. 50 per ton. Coke, S11 5O913 per
ton in bulk and SIS in sacks; Rocky Mountain
Quotations are for barrels: for eases
ada Sc: Linseed: In g., soc per gallon for
81 i4a1 1s: I.ucol. 5sc for boiled and SIC for
raw: China Nut. cases. e5@soc per gallon; Co.
FOR Australian: extra bleached winter sperm
Oil CSC; natural winter Sperm OIL 63c; extra
blsached winter Whale on o7c; natural Whale
No i Lard OIL. csc; pure Neatsfoot OIL 73c:
No. Neatsfoot Oil SIC; light Herring OIL.
h,iled Fish OH. SIC; raw Fish OH s5c: boiled
Pss1s coAI I't on. 1 GAsoLINE ETc.@vas.r whit.
Sah iss. Astral isc: star. isc: Extra star aie:
Elaine 26c Eocene. zoe: Stove Gasoline. in
1ss In In cases Mo- Mo'oT ssSas Sss1e DIN IN
,tnate iron bbls or drums Sc: No. 90. SIC.
cases SIC more: Benzine. in bulk 18c: In
cases. 1911c; 50 degree Gasoline. in bulk. Csc:
~ aTITRPENTINE+s1c per gallon In cases and
75c in drums and iron barrels.
RED AND WHITE LEAD-Red Lead. 71A8
Sc per ID: White Lead. 71A@sc. according to
quantity
pany quotes as follows. per 10. in ID bags:
Cubes A Crushed and Fine Crushed lose:
Powdered 5.90c; Candy Granulated. 58oc: Dry
5. SOC: Fruit Granulatsd. 5.s0c: Beet Granu-
lated Q00-lb bags only). 5.70c: Confectionery
4. ..soc; Magnolia ss ia, A. 5toc $40 Extra 5sOc:
half barrels 25c more; boxes. soc more; So II
bags Zoe for all kinds, Tablets-HaIr
pominos. soc per b. No order taken sor Isst
than seventy-hve barrels or ITS equivalent.
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London Closing Stocks.

Bar silver-Steady; 26hd per ounce
Money-2A a3 per cent
The rate of discount in the cnen n,arra+
for short bills is 2A@2 5-16 per cent and for
three months bills 2AG2 5-16 per cent.
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Family Retail Market.

All kinds Of Vegetables are in goei supply
and several descriptions much lower this
week Berries and Cherries are more plentiful
and cheaper and there are plenty Of other
Fruits to be had.
Dairy Goods Poultry and Game stand ex-
actly the same quoted last week and Meats
and Fish are still selling at the familiar quo
tations
COAL, PER TON
sss5,ls Ea.1s .sS 60 Szsnn,ss Wsniae5on SOLO 90
- Coos Bay SO So So| S ''
DAIRY PRODUCE, ETC
po soas do.
Cheese. Cal -. .15@2oIH Honey. comb. lb--g!o
Cheese. Eastern. .20925I Do extracted. s0lO
POULTRY AND GAME
Hsas sash large ..dS per - SegsG
Do small -. 6oQt5l Geese, each. ...-si oggS sgS
iesns eaes Ko0sters eGslings pair
Old Roosters ea. 5ods5i Squads. per pair--960
Fryers. each .60Q70I Rabbits each. h.-..-@25
broilers. each. .40QI50 Hare each ..-..-025
MEATS. PER POUND
Roast Beef Mutton Chops. s....-915
Choice cuts. .15@20 Pork Chops ....-@l5
Do plain. =. .1091215Iveal Outlets ...-154lS
Roast Veal. 2h615l Corned Beef -. 90
Roast Pork ....15Q1slBe Stew ....-. go
Eoreqtr Lamb.-Q12hl Mutton Stew -. 90
5indqtr Lamb. ..-015lveal Stew ....10Q12H
Foreqtr Mutton. s0l0lsoup Meat ...... 59
Leg Mutton ....-41OlSoup Bones 49,. 40
J.
Porterhse Steak. 1S6i2Ol Bacon. .15620
Sirloin Steak. Pork Sausage. .121a9i5
Round Steak. .1O9I2hl Clipped Beef POO
Lamb Chops - 1562OLa .......... .12h@@
FRUITS AND NUTS
Aliigtr Pears, s,ea.-Q-I -IGooseberries. ID. .100lo
Almonds .. l5n2U Lemons dox .10UJ0
Apples ........ Al Shines doz 49,. ..0Qlt
Blackbrries, bskt.-d15 Oranges. dozen
Cherries. lb.... .10@15 Fancy ...-. - .25q6o
Chestnuts. 10 ...--01l5 Common ..... lVglo
Pecans Pineappies, each. .40460
Brazil Nuts 200 Raisins. lb lg@ls
Bananas, doz . 25d35i Raspberries, bskt t40ds0
Cocoanuts, each. 6610i Strawberries, bskt lug 70
Figs. dried. 1b.. 661Ol Tangerines, doz. 2Og50
Grape Fruit dz 50c@$1 Walnuts. per lb15Q2o
VEGETABLES
Asparagus. lb.. .S@15 Onions, per b.. 40
Artichokes, doz. .3UD60t Ckra, drled Id. -20m--
Beets dozen -. log Potatoes, per lb.115Q215
Beans, white lb. So DO new, per h. 20
Colored per ID. ca SlParsnips, per d. 15@.0
Dried Lima ib.. 60 SlRhubarb lb ..-x 30
Cabbage. EACH. 5G10 Radishes dz bch}l5Q20
Celery. head. 5G10 Sage. dz bnches!25G-
Cress. dz bunch. 15G-IStrng Beans. lb-124d15
Cucumbers, each. 10G15 Summer squash.
Gar1c ..-.--....--Nn2oi per ID .-....- .--QIV
Green Peppers, h. 5Q25 Sprouts. per lb---6t-
Dried Peppers -10a2o Spinach. per ID: %
Egg Plant. lb..--625 Sweet Potatoes, ,lb.--Q
Green Peas, h.. Al SThyme. dz bnchs. .250S0
Lettuce. per 'doz. 15630 Turnips, per doz.-M15
Locks, dz bnch. 15G20 Tomatoes, lb....laQ25
Mushrooms 1b...-@75 ~
FISH PER POINT
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Meat Market.

Veal Is slightly higher again Wsthers ara
lower on the inside quotation Other deserip-
tions are unchanged.
DRESSED MEATS
Wholesale rates from slaughtsrers to dealers
are as follows
BEEFE5asc for Steers and 1866 per ID
for Cows.
vEAL-Large, 667c; small 79eHc per 10.
MUTTON-Wethers, 61a9Sc; Ewes. 697c per
pound
LAMB-eh91Oc for Spring.
PORK-Dressed Hogs, 81 acc per 10
LIVESTOCK MARKET.
Livestock. delivered In San Francisco less 100
AS per cent shrinkage for Cattle:
CATTLE-Steers. 1A671Ac; Cows and Heff-
ers 51AN615c; thin Cows 475c per ID
CALVES-46415c per ID gross weight).
SHEEP-WetheFs 31143%cs Ewes 388Kc
per ID gross weight).
LAMBS-s2 50Q2 rs per head.
HOGS-Liye Hogs 130 to $50 lbs. 5&85&c;
over $50 lbs. SIS G515c: Feeders 5cs Sows. 20
per cent OF; Bears so per cent on. and stays.
40 per cent on from above quotations.
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AUCTION SALES
AT AUCTION.

81 d @
On MONDAY May g. at II o'clock.
At the INTERNATIONAL HORSE MARKET
18TH AND HARRISON
will sell 60 head OF broken and unbroken
horses; suitable for all PURPOSES: this stock
must and wiz Be sold to the highest bidder
N B.-Also head OF good mules.
3. WATKINS. Auction.
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Condition of the Treasury.

balances paid In cash.
ssNot included in totals because containing
other items than clearings.
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~ AUCTION SALE fa
so HEAD GENTLE BROKE HORSES
From 1850 to 1900 Pounds.
MATCHED TEAMS. CARRIAGE HORSES,
GENTLE DRIVERS. WAGON HORSES.
FARM HORSES.
WESTERN HORSE MARKET.
E. STEWART & CO..
TUESDAY. May o. 7:45 D. m
No outside Horses taken. Stock on exniof-
ton Sunday.
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Continued ON Page FoursssA
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11
Attacks Senator Warren.

Cheyenne, Wyo,. Feb. 9.-wyoming
politics took on somewhat ruffied
front yesterday, as the result of a
joint resolution introduced by a Demo
cratic senator, s. A. d. Keister, in the
Senate. The resolution had been pre-
pared several days in advance and it's
contents were given up to the recitaI
of certain charges against United
States Senator Francis e. Warren. The
resolution was offered for passage in
the Senate, but it was not read. The
clerk got no farther than the opening
sentence, when a motion was made to
lay the resolution on the table, which
was carried by vote of Is to 5.
There were six charges in the reso-
luton. the first three being that Sen
ator Warren had kept Charles NJ.
Smith, his brother-in-law; Hiram Sapp,
business associate, and Fred f. War.
rem. his son, under government nav as
clerks on committees. The other
charges state that he leased certain
buildings in Cheyenne to the govern
ment, that he is connected With com.
pAnies which have Illegally fenced in
the public domain, and that he used
his influence to procure contract
from the government to furnish cleo.
trio light at Fort d. A. Russell for a
company of which he is president.
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SPECIAL MESSAGE.
President Recommends Thorough Sur
vey Of the PHILIPPINES.

Washington, Feb. 9.-The President
has sent a special message to Congress
which is, in part, as follows;
circumstances have placed under
the control of this government the
Philippine archipelago. The islands OF
that group present as many interesting
and novel questions with respect to
their ethnology, their fauna and flora
and their geology and general re-
sources as any region of the world. AT
my request the National Academy of
Sciences appointed a committee to con
slider and report upon the desirability
of instituting scientific explorations of
the Philippine islands"
This report, and the draft of a bill
providing for surveys accompany the
message.
The President further says:
THE scientific surveys which should
be taken go far beyond any surveys OF
explorations which the government OF
the Philippine islands, however, com
pletely self-supporting, could be eX-
pected to make. The surveys. while of
course beneficial to the people of the
Philippine islands, should be under
taken as national work for the in
formation not merely of the people of
the Philippine islands, but of the PEG,
pie of this country and of the world!
Il recommend, therefore, that pro,
vision be made for the appointment of
a board of surveys, to, superintend the
national surveys and explorations to
be made in the Philippine islands, and
that appropriation be made from time
to time to meet the necessary expenses
of such investigation. 1t is not prob.
able that the survey would be complet-
ed in less period than that of eight or
ten years, but it is, well that 1t should
be begun in the near future.
He wishes the survey to be consid
cred as a work in the interest of sci
ence and not as an expense of the
Philippine government
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11
WOULD EXPEL PLATT
ON THE CHARGE OF CONSPIRACY

Mr. Post of Michigan Files With Presi-
dent of the Senate a Petition 10
Have New York Senator Expelled.
Alleges He Is Party to an illegal
Combine Of Express Companies
Washington Feb. SC. w. Post o.
Battle Creek, Michigan. who has inter
ested himself largely in the establish
ment of parcels post system. to-day
filed with President pro TEN Frye of
the Senate petition for the expulsion
of Senator Thomas c. Platt from the
Senate.
The petition Is based on the asser-
ton that Mr.. Platt as executive officer
OF the United States Express Company
is a party to conspiracy to MAINTAIN
identical rates among express compa-
MES for articles shipped over their
lines and he asserts that Plat has de
clared that he will oppose all legisla-
ton injuriously affecting this com
pany's interests.
ME-. Post charges the six express
companies of the United States with
conspiring to violate the antitrust act
by monopolizing the express business
of the country and fixing the rates He
alleges that by reason of unlawful
combination the express companies
have maintained charges for all THE
different kinds Of business far in eX-'
cess of reasonable rates, and they have
been collecting and are now annually
collecting from the people OF the
United States, and from the banks.
trust companies and other financial in
situations and from publishers of books
and others having frequent occasion to-
require the service of express compa-
MES, hundreds of thousands of dollars
over and above just compensation. Tor
the service which they render"
He then mentions the Post check
currency bills which have for several
years been before Congress. and says
that by the plans proposed in them
much of the business of sending small
sums of money through the mails,
which is now transacted by the eN-
press companies, would be taken from
them to their injury, but the benefit of
the people of the United States and the
government which itself pays many
thousands of dollars every year to the
express companies for services. which
it is. one of the objects Of such bills to
render unnecessary"
Mr.. Post charges that in his capacity
of president of the United States Elk
press Company, Senator Platt is par.
ticipating in the conspiracy charged.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11
Chicago Tunnel Scandal.

Chicago. Feb. 9.-One hundred and
ten thousand dollars was drawn from
the Chicago National Bank on Febru.
airy 1, 1898, day after the Illinois
tunnel ordinance was passed, and car.
ried by three men in an ordinary
leather satchel through the busy down
town streets of Chicago to the saloon
Of Powers & O'Brien, 10 Madison
street, where 1t was divided among
some OF the aldermen who voted for
the notorious measure.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

A Florida girl was wooed by ma l.
but when he called to marry her she
refused to become his wife. Counting
by mail is about as satisfying as a
china egg on toast Your true girl
wants to be courted by male-not
By mail.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11
Fire at Birminuham,

Birmingham, Ala, Feb. Sire
which at one time threatened to de-
stroy millions of dollars worth of
property was eXtinguished early to-day
after it had caused losses to the
amount of $4,000, divided among q
score or more firms in the principal
business section Of the city.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Miss Joyce. the perfect model"
leads the simple life to keeo a per
feet figure. That kind of argument
will have more weight with women
than years of preaching by Parson
Wagner.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

The Washington Post thinks DR.,
Hills. after stating for one reason
Why young men do not enter the min
ist-y that 1t does not pay, wasted
titne in thinking up seven other rea-
sous
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

A correspondent asks us to define a
philosopher. We reply that philoso.
pher is a mnu who has nothing that
can he stolen. and who is satisfied
to get square meal and a good
dight's sleep.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

One OF the college presidents thinks
the higher education will eventually
cause the obliteration of the human
race. Are ne to understand from this
that the time is coming when the nan
who confesses that he is father will
1t ouce hs listed with the iIliterataf
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

NoS that Paris scientist has dis.
covered that kissing instead of being
dangerous and deleterous is really
pathologically beneficial, it is possible
the practice will be resumed.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Rhode Island girl who loves n
man of the name of Bumgardiner re-
fuses to be his wife until he gets the
legislature TO relieve him of the
Bum" Here again we see the far
coaching influence of slang.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

A Baltimore girl has sued a man for
100000 because he kissed her With
out asking for permission. If that hap
pened always. and the suits were all
successful. what a lot of bapHrupts
there would be!
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

A Brooklyn millionaire is going to
start hotel in New York where you
can live at the rnte of so cents a day.
Russell Sage will be overjoyed. He
can then afford to stay downtown
nights IL business is rushing.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

colored breaches in New York
tntnks hell is only fifty-two miles be-
low the surface of the earth But,
then. he measures from New York
city
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Mrs. Chadwick believes it is as easy
to ask for million as for twenty-five
cents. and her method calls for fewer
asks
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

A grownup man who says he has
never smoked pipe or cigar or kissed
woman or girl may be telling the
truth. but he has missed a whole
bunch of fun.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

There is a great discussion as to
wnether a blonde or brunette is the
most beautiful woman That is not a
question for the blondes and brunettes
to decide
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Strange to say, the New Yorker who
tried 20 eat whole roast pig on a
wager did not get the better of the
other animal. which was plainly the
smaller of the two.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

John L. Sullivan is delivering a
course of lectures on the fun he had
spending 81 100000, He ought to send
Hetty Green a pass.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Prof Loeb of Chicago is experiment
ing in heterogeneous hybridization of
tchinoderms" and has firmly refused
% swear off.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

The man who invented the gold
orick is dead. Each of his victims
should contribute n gold brick to q
monument to his memory.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Drink plenty of water between
.n-als.'' says Mrs. Rockefeller. Even
Mr. Sage will agree that this is not
extravaganza.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

some of the girls will get married
even If this is not leap year Human
nature is not changed by almanac
oates.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Instead Of coreless apple, we neea
one that Is as big in the middle OF
the barrel as at the ends.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

A Chicago school teacher is criti-
hsed for never smiling at his pupils.
Perhaps they never give him an op-
vortunity.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Burglars at Gilbertcn. Pa, broke
into smallpox hospital and one of
them is already breaking out.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Another man has confessed that he
was knocked out by whisky The bout
lasted only one year.
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

jockey was hanged in Kentucky
the other day. That was where he lost
by neck
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

Receiver Jim Smith wants 5000 .OOO
for his fee in the Ship Trust case.
Receiver Jim thinks in big numbers
The Glenwood post., 1905-02-11

The spice Of married life consists
Sn guessing what Will happen next.