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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
IDEAL.

I'VE can't have everything in this
life said the philosopher.
No." answered Mr.. Dustin Stax.
"The ideal but impossible combination
is millionaire menu with a deck
hand appetite"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
arArn Or ONO, Cry Or TOLEDO, -.

Mn AVf4F1i1O, Z np
LUCAS County. o''
FRANK j, CHENEY makes oath that he ia senior
partner of the Arm OF +. j. CHENEy g. Co., doing
business In the City of Toledo, County and State
Aforesaid. and that said tiri,i will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CATRRH that cannot BIO cured by tho use Of
HALLS CArARRH CURE.
b Ss4s FRANK j. CHENEY.
& Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
Snce this 9Th day of December, a. 2. 1886
a $3.50 a. w. GLEASON,
49, NOTARY PUBLIC.
X Halls Catarrh Cure ia taken Internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucoua surfaces of the
systesn. Send for testimonials, free.
Il Sss +. j. CHENEY s. CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists. 7sc.
d Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
Crooked Work.

HE claims he would have been
elected last fall only for crooked
work.
Fraud, eh?"
Eyes; he gave the party managers
$4,000 to buy votes and they stole the
money.Puck.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
In the Lords Navy.

"Come up en- jine de army OBJ de
Lohd."
"I's done jined,' replied one of the
congregation.
Wizard We jine?" asked the ex-
horter.
'In de Baptist church"
"Why, chile" said the exhorter,
"yoh amt in de army; you's in de
navy"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
Variable.

Harry-What sweet voice you,
wife has. I heard her talking over
the phone.
Dick-Umph! She always talks
that way-over the phone.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
He Began YOUNG.

Friend When did your son begin
his career as an interior decorator?
Artists Mother. When he was thres
years old-he ate q whole bog a
paints. Detroit Free Press.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
sa1zer,. Home Builder Corn.

So named because so acres produced so
heavily, that its proceeds built lovely
home. See Salzer's catalog. Yielded in
Ind l57 bu., Ohio l60 bu., Tenn. 1913 bu.,
and in Mich. 220 bu. per acre. You can
beat this record in 1905.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
A Long Rest Coming.

"Jack will ruin his health studying
medicine. Why, he works night and
day.
"oh, he'll get long rest when he
gets his diploma
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles You,
druggist will refund money If PAZO OINTMENT
falls to cure you In to IA DAYS. SOC.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

ssDr. David Kennedy's Favorite RameHy
cured me Of Brtghts Disease and Gravel Able
nailed" Mrs. T. r. Eixner. Burghiu, o. 800 bottle
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

1ssl KoNnar can love and hate within
hours u IA esse and success.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

u n r ID IN ~ + rya1y.s vsessabls
W L. : il Se1l llxe& nl9 lnc. q box DY mali.
~ lsiasasi, 9.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

t1 hrst days of Dr. Klines Great Restols
O.. Send for FREE 81 90 trial bottle and treats0.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

Ri / A. 4 ~ Al plseSie oman ~
3 q T.! M listen. 81. 81
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

In its debt Of living for every man
the world keeps no counter for display
Of bargains.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30
Important 60 Mothers.
The Chauffeur,s Fate.

Jack, you see, was getting on So
finely as an amateur chauffeur that
father promised him much larger
machine"
"Oh, how splendid"
wait! And put him in charge last
Monday morning of one of the firms
big auto trucks"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-30

Szi.EE
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13
New Problem For The Weather
Prophet.

Here's one that beats the How
old-is-Ann problem fourteen city
blocks, says the Louisville Her
aid. ''How cold is it when it is
twice as cold as two degrees
above zero?"
Sounds simple enough, doesn't
it after you have read it over half
a dozen times or more? But just
try to solve it. Wise men, law
yers, doctors, SCIENTISTS, college
professors have been puzzling
night after night over a solution
without avail, and the Herald has
decided to ask it's readers to join
in the work.
Those who have been out OF
school for years can get down
their old science books and figure
out the vexing problem for them
selves.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13
Matter Of OrthOgraphY.

After a few weeks at boarding
school Alice wrote home as fol-
lows:
Dear Father:
Though l was homesick
at first, now that l am getting
acquainted, l like the school very
much. Last evening Grace and
Katheryn (my schoolmates) and
/ had a nice little chafng-dish
party, and we invited three other
girls, Mayme and Carrye Miller
and Edyth Kent. l hope you are
all we'll at home. | can't write
any more now, for l have lot of
studying to do. With lots of love
to all, your affectionate daughter,
ABYSS.
To which she received the fol-
lowing answer:
My dear daughter Abyss:
/ was glad to
receive your letter and to know
that you are enjoying yourself.
Uncle James came the other day,
bringing Charts and Albyrt with
him. Your brother Henrie was
delighted, for he has been lonely
without you. l have bought a
new gray horse whose name is
Byllye. He matches nicely with
old FREDDIE. With much love
from us all, am, your affection
ate father,
WYLLYAM JONES.
The next letter from the absent
daughter was signed, alice. >
Woman's Home Companion for
December.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13

There is tide in the affairs OF
coeducation which, taken at the
flood leads straight to matrimo.
ny.
Money talks and stops talk.
Some orators have a fine com
mand of other mems language.
Anyone can be a power fol
evil-it takes character to be a
power for good.
The fact that some one else
does it, is society's excuse.
Certain men are determined tx
get their share of what does no
belong to them.
You can lead a man to college
but you can not make him think
You can fool every one save
God-and yourself.
A man always with his eye
on the ground bumps his head
a man always with his nose il
the air stubs his toe.
When he can wear his lief
shoe on his right foot your pessi
mist will be pleased.
Talk is not always cheap.
Money is not always the bal
ance of power, gentlemen.
There are those scales in which
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13
Dying of Famine

is in it's torments, like dying of consump-
ton. The progress of consumption,
from the beginning to the very end, is
long torture, both to victim and
friends. "When / had consumption in
It's first stage" writes VIM. Myers, OF
Cearfoss, Md, ''after trying different
medicines and a good doctor, in vain,
at last took DR.. Kings New Discovery,
which quickly and perfectly cured me. "
Prompt relief and sure cure for coughs
colds, sore throat, bronchitis, etc.
Positively prevents pneumonia. Guar
anteed at T. E. Paull's Drug store,
p1ice SOC and $1.OO bottle. Trial bot
tie free.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13
kentucky kernelS

They want carpenters at Stur-
gis.
Hodgensville wants Sunday
mail.
Diptheria is raging in Somer-
set.
Hardin county farmers after
sheep-killing dogs.
A literary tea" to be given
by the Mayfield Woman's Club.
Hardin county has a Farmers
Club which meets once a month.
Seventeen valuable horses per-
ished in a livery stable. fire at
Elkton.
State Baptist Young Peoples
Union held session at Elizabeth
town.
Flemingsburg, with commend
able public spirit ond enterprise,
will soon have completed new
buildings on sites of those recent
ly Destroyed by fire.
Many farmers of Robertson
talk of signing an agreement not
to raise any tobacco next year.
Outlook for fair prices for crop
now on hand not encouraging.
Harrodsburg people kicking
against new train schedule of
Harrodsburg Danville extension
of Southern railway. They can
get no afternoon mail or express
nor evening newspapers.
James Ping, of Plato, Pulaski
county, attended church service
at Clay Hill Saturday night. The
minister saw him, stopped SER
vice long enough for congrega-
ton to shake hands with him and
extend a welcome back"
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13
Appedlz For Protection.

Your digestive organs appeal loudly
for protection, when attacked by the
microbes of fermented food, engender-
ed In your stomach and bowels by dys-
pepsla, bllliOusness and constipation.
This protection you can very easily ex-
tend to them, by taking a dose or two
OF DIR: CaldwelPs Qaxatlve) Syrup Pep
sin. Will you do it? Sold by DIR. ]. N.
Page, Columbia, and r. B. Wilson,
Cane Valley.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13

uuSbC0O " UXSs
Turnips, onions, cabbage, cauli-
flower, watercress and horserad-
ish contain sulphur.
Potato, salts of potash.
French beans and lentils give
iron.
Watercress, oil, iodine, iron
phosphate and other salts.
Spinach, salts of potassium and
iron. Food specialists rate this
the most precious of vegetables.
Cabbage, caulifower and spinach
are beneficial to anemic people.
Tomatoes stimulate the healthy
action of the liver.
Asparagus benefits the kidneys.
Celery for rheumatism and
neuralgia.
1t is claimed the carrot forms
the blood and beauties the skin.
Beets and turnips purify the
blood and improves the appetite.
Lettuce for tired nerves.
Parsley, mustard, cowslip,
horseradish, dock, dandelion and
beet tops clear the blood, regu-
late the system and remove that
tired feeling so peculiar to spring.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-12-13

an ounce of integrity is worth a
gold mine.
Dignity carried to excess is a
malady.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
WORK IN THE DIOCESE
Bishop Of Episcopal Church Hold Many
confirmations-New Churches
Proposed.

The July Number Of the Diocese OF
Springfield. Of which Archdeacon Fred
ericlS A. De Rosset, of Springfield, but
formerly of III $ city. is editor, records
the confirmation By Bishop Seymour
at Grace Mission. Martlnsyille, May 80,
of four persons; the confirmation OF
three at St. Johns church, Decatur,
on June /; and Of seven at st. Mary's
Mission, East st. Louis, June 4,
Bishop Coadjutor Osborne confirm.
ed three persons ar Trinity church.
Nation, May IS; one az Charleston
ION June J. che at Chaplin, June 8,
three at Rantoul Jane a. three at
Mansfield June s: seven at Clinton
on june II, and five at Centralla on
June 10.
Bishop Osborne also attended con
ferences at Carlyle and Collinsyillc
held wltA a view 10 building the
churches destroyed by tornado, and
az East st. Louis conferred with the
wardens OF the mission al Granite City
in regard to plans for a church build
ing, Conferences were also held at
Lincoln and Mattoon in regard to thi
new churches. At Lincoln the ground
has been cleared for the new Trinity
| church.
| The altar guild Of st, Mary's Mis-
sion, East ST. Louis, the Rev John G
White, rector, has pledged $1,000 FOL
the purpose OF completing the chance
in the new church building, on which
/ $4,000 have already been expended
and which is just now ready for inter
or furnishings Mrs G.. r, Ramsey
secretary Of the Altar Guild, appeal
for aid from other guilds in the dic
cese.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
BIG NEW |. c. BRIDGE
Over Tennessee River to Be Opened
For Traffic Today--Inspection
Made BY !. c. Officials
Yesterday.

Yesterday party Of Illinois Central
made an inspection Of the
new 81 100000 steel bridge over Ten
nessee river at Gilbertsville, built BY
their road ana will file a report imme-
diately and the bridge will In all prob
ability be placed In service today.
The higher officials at Chicago
have given instructions to Superin.
tendent Egan to make the inspection
today and II the bridge is found to be
complete, to run trains over it today.
Mr. Egan with Roadmaster Thompson,
Trainmaster McCabe and Master Me.
chanic TurnbulI, went 10 Gllbertsville
yesterday morning and will make tho
inspection,
The lnterlocking plant machinery
has been delaying the throwing Of the
bridge into service. and The contrac'
tors have announced that this part
Of the work has now been finished
and that the bridge Is ready for ser
vice. The officials tciegraphed the re-
suit OF their inspection to Chicago yes
terday afternoon and II the work was
considered complete and the bridge
ready for service, the order TO rur
trains oyer II was given last night,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
Weather Conditions.

Lew pressure areas overlie the Lake
region and upper Mississippi Valley,
and Arizona. An area OF high barome.
ter centers of the New England coast.
a second high" eenters on the north
Pacific coast with ridge extending
as far east as the middle Missouri
valley and southwark to the Texas
panhandle.
The temperature has fallen s de
grees, or more, in southwestern Ten
nessee, middle Mississippi northern
Louisiana. and midle Texas, and risen
in extreme western Texas. The max
imum temperature at Phoenix. Arizo
ma. yesterday "wednesday was 1it
degrees.
Within the last p hours rain has
fallen in the Atlantic states. at scat
tered points in the Ohio valley in
western Tennessee, throughout tbs
Gulf states, in Oklahoma, middle Ne
braska, eastern Iowa. Illinois. Mime
sofa. and South Dakota. Heavy "a
hour rainfalls: Washington. 3,72 in
ches; Norfolk, 1874; yicksburg, 1.9S
Fort Smith, los.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
SOME COSTS IN FOOTBALL.

At West Point in 1904 football cost
only $5,721SS. as against $15,346.51 at
Harvard and $26.996.06 at Yale. West
Point defeated Yale at football. there
fore comparison between the two Of
expenses in this branch Of athletics is
reasonable.
Yale expended for merchandise and
sporting goods, shoes and repairs
92452--double the amount. $2r
0T4.t6. which West Point expended for
material includes medicines as we'll
as athletic goods and shoes9
Az Yale II Il insisted that IA man
can't play the football of today on or
binary grub that the food provided
at the university commons, costing
about S. per week, win not sustain
IA football warrior His board costs
about SIS per week, Of which he him
self contributes lhird--or less;
hence the net charge to the Yale asso
citation for the football training table
OF $1.21l AS against this sum West
Point expended just $50.
Thus Yale squanders about $4,000
a year on extravagant living for hel
athletes in all branches of sport, an(
Harvard and Princeton are not far be
hind in this extravaganza
In the Yale financial statement there
is a charge Of S1,5f9 for trophies.
| Trophies include gold and silver foot
balls and large Photographic groups
of teams and individuals, Handsomely
framed; these are the spells Of tht
star" athlete There is no CORE
spending item in the report Of tn
Army Athletic association. They arr
very old-fashioned at West Point
The cadets are ccntent with the laurel
Harry Beach Needham in Mcclure
for July
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
WHAT BURBANK HAS DONE.

In the Country Calendar for july
w 8. Harwood gives the following
summary of the work Of the marvel
Gus California plant breeder:
Fort thirty-five years, Mr.. Burbank
has been at work creating new forces
of plant life and improving old ones,
In that time he mas created, by breed
ing and selection, more than two thou
sand five hundred distinct species Of
plants,
Some Of his creations are:
THE pirmus berry, a fruit unknown
before, made by the union Of black.
berry and raspberry, which union
scientific men said was impossible.
THE white blackberry, very beauti.
full, with a delicate flavor.
The phenomenal berry similar
creation, cross between a respber
ny and California dewberry, having
the color Of a raspberry and the shape
of a blackberry, but larger than either
far more productive, and with a favor
surprising both
the piumcot treSult Of tne union 81
the apricot and the plum). Of rare
flavor and richness, aga'n disprovins
the dictum Of the scientists.
IA plum with no pit and one with
the flavor Of the Bartlett pear.
"a walnut first SO thin Of shell thai
the birds could peck through it, after
ward bred backward along the path I
had come until chall Of the required
| thickness was secured.
He has produced new thornlesi
cactus, a combination of many othe
varieties. which bears fruit, too TO
men and beast, and which will redeem
the. desert places Of the earth; he ha
done all those, and many Other marvel
Gus things which may not be mention
ed here for lack OF spaca."
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
IN SOCIETY
pleasant surprIse Party.

A very pleasant evening was spent
at the home Of Miss Blanche Spies, Of
Twenty-seyenth street, Wednesday.
when a number of her friends gave a
surprise party in her honor. The even
ng was spent with games and dane
ing Delicious refreshments were
served.
Those who participated in the pleas
ant affair were: Misses Vera Harris
of Creal Springs, H.; Florence Stoph
let and Kate Boyd, of Mound City:
Blanche Spies. Esther Stapleton, Ma
mie Comings, Mary DeBaun. Blanche
Woods, Helen Jones, Eva Harris, Bes
sic Wheien, frankie Moll, Ruth Clark
|of Paducah, Ky; Mabel Cronan
Messrs. Carl Bode. viii English. John
Thornburg, Albert DeBaun, Wayne
Whitlock, Peter Lind. James Johnson
Carl Theis. Lloyd Sisney, Dan Wood
Henry Stenel, Charles Wood and Roy
Sutton.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
WEEKLY CROP BULLETIN
Shows That Temperature Has Been
Below Averase-showers Bene.
flied the Crops.

The weekly crop bulletin for the
week just ended is as follows
The week opened very cool. with
temperature decidedly below the sea
sonal average. In low places in parts
OF the northern section light frests
formed, but no damage was reported.
The week closed warm and showery.
In the southern section much needed
showers were Of almost daily occur.
renee. Light to heavy showers were
reported in the central ana northern
districts on the 18th and Both of June
and on July LIST The storm on the
first was attended BY high wind move
ment and the rainfall being heavy, 1t
Is feared that many fields OF corn and
oats were turned Moisture was great
Iii needed in the central and southern
districts and the showers benefited all
crops not yet matured.
Haying has been the principal and
important farm work Of the week, and
while interrupted by showers, consid.
EIdQlE HLQEIGaS do lid0ts AlQFEA
and timothy are yielding heavy crops
In the northern section but elsewhere
the returns are not so good Pasture
and meadows will be greatly revived
by the prevailing showery conditions.
While the temperature the FIRST part
Of the week was rather too low for
best results. vet corn has made salts
factory advance, being clean, wen cul-
tivated and showing good color. 4
considerable portion Of the crop il
now laid BY A comparison with OK
isting conditions with that for the cor
responding date last year is quite sat
sfactory, probably showing better re-
sui.
The harvesting OF oats has begun
in the central and southern districts
and compensating yield is general,
| Indicated.
I Wheat is mostly In shock In the cen
| trail and southern districts and thresh
| ing has begun. A fair yield of goot
quality is resulting Harvesting op
erations now extend to the northern
district
| The outlook for apples continue
discouraglng, the fruit in many orch
ards falling to great extent. Peache
| are scarce in most sections. and a tc
| tai filure III others. Grapes and ben
4 ries are promising.
/ An average Of potatoes will be du
Il n the northern district, but elsewher
the yield has been cut short from lac
OF moisture.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
BUSY AND IMPORTANT MEETING
OF CITY COUNCIL LAST NIGHT

of the burnt house al the corner Of
have The building at the corner of
Twenty-first and Poplar streets and to
Center street and Washington avenue.
which is declared unsafe, either re-
pared and put in safe condition or
removed, was referred to the street
committee. A house on the south side
Of Fourteenth street. between Walnut
and Cedar streets was also declared to
be unsafe.
The resignation of Mr.. Henry Nc
Cabe as police constable was read and
received.
Alderman Fuller made a motion that
each OF the police officers he given a
copy of the revised city ordinances
which was adopted.
An ordinance introduced by Alder
man Fuller was read creating the of
flee of an assistant fire chief, and fix
ing the salaries Of the Captains of the
two departments at SOS and the men
$55 each per month. but the salary OF
the chief IS TO be fixed later The ordi.
nance which was referred to the ordi-
nance and the police, Jail and fire com
mittees was exactly like the one thai
was in force two years ago and which
was done away with during the admin
tration Of Mayor Winter.
The mayor presented the name OF
Lindsey Talbot as police constable
10 succeed Mr.. MeCabe He was I'M
animously confirmed by the council.
Mr. Parsons then stated that hC
wished to appoint the flremen at tbs
two stations. He spoke in very compli
mentary tones Of the service that had
/ been rendered by the uptown depart
ment and reappointed Capt Richard
Jones and the following fremen: W
Fl. Sullivan, Joe Kelley, Edward Koch
Ter and Henry bunker. All of then
were unanimously confirmed. Th'
mayor then nominated Mr.. Fl. L. Wed
| ding, as captain of station No. l. HI
was confirmed by the council Mr.
| Wedding was for a number OF year
one of Cairo's policemen and rendered
4 valuable service to tae city The
osher appointments at station No.
are: ]. Haggerty, Fred Talbot Johl
Collins and Roy Clark. The later vii
fill the position OF fireman and electric
ian. but will draw the same pay as TIL
| firemen. Mr.. Parsons thanked tn
| councilmen for their support in con
firming MS appointments.
4 The council adjourned at 9s4
o'clock.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-07
HOGS HAVE KEEN HEARING.
Can Detect Dropping OF Acorn at
Great Distance.


Great Distance.
"Hogs have a much keener sense
of hearing than most people seem 10
think" said a man from the country.
They can see well and at consid-
cradle distance. but the nose and eyes
of the hog must give first place TO
the ears.
This is so, no doubt. because hear
ing is probably the most useful of the
senses in the hog life, particularly at
that season of the year when the hog
in the wild state must rely upon the
fruitage of trees, in the main, for
food. Even with this advantage II is
frequently a fierce race TO see which
hog can get there first. It would be
interesting to know just how far a
hog can hear an acorn fall. 1t is re-
markable how quickly they become
cognizant of the fact that an acorn
has been blown from its outer shell,
and tumbling toward the ground, and
he seems to catch the sound quicker
when he knows a competitor is near
who will run him race for the nut.
have Witnessed some fierce and inter
esting races between hogs. with an
acorn as the stake.
Put hog within twenty yards Of
an oak and in nine cases out of ten
4 he will beat the acorn TO the place
In nine cases out of ten the hog will
be within a few feet Of where the
acorn strikes the ground, another fact
which argues the superiority of the
hogs hearing. He can apparently tel
pretty well by the sound where thf
acorn will fall. and he VIII rarely miss
II more than a few feet. New Or
leans Times-Democrat.