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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12
glNerIef.

- Die yDuna Men's 6ebrem Nis
location BON San Nntoniu bat fib
inforpurieren laiien. Die @eleulbaft
Eat iib fir mDltdtige Bpede DrQaniz
iiert unb Die SntDrpDratprer finb:
g. Burg, 8. Summerfielo, M. Saul
t1an unb s. 9altDwib.
- Sc iDute bDb mDglth iein, bic
Sbmublabe permanent 5u entfernen,
bic iib gelegentlih in Der StraBens
rinne p0r benz 6auie oes 8dfer
9iebel bi[oet. Ser eSluB 1T rur einert
8lDd BON Der STEELE entfernt uno ee>
niiaenbe Drainage unter Der StraSe
f0nnte abbelfen.
= Nuh an Der Bride auf Der
Settle Der 2oioba StraBe bat mar,
beim 2eae1 bes 8Faiters bic Drais
mage nerae1ien. Das @alier fanr.
tuertt e8 ftarf regnet, nibt abflieBen
uno iberidmen1mt bic aanae StraBe
Bel 6ermed'S StDre.
= Die Siblibe 8acificsBab fDrs
bert MngebDte Elm fir ben Bau Der
2inie BON St0doa(e nah guero.
- 8unoesmaribau g. Siebrebt
feierte am Jreitag ieinen go. @es
burtstaa. Sc muroe ibu1 BET oieier
@elegenbeit cine Serenaoe aebraHt.
= s. 81. @engler Fat einer Gin
baltsbefebl geaeu g. s. &neupper
erlangt, oer oiefem nerbietet, an Der
@Ge BON &iner NDe. uno gaio Blanca
StraBe cine Shmieoe gu etablierert.
@engler mDbnt geeeniber unb be-
hauptet, baB i'm Die Nrbeit in Der
Shmieoemertitdtte ItDrert mirb.
Capt. 8. s. SleminQ bat bic
Bldne fiir Die SuBmeoe unn @DiIen
in benz neuer &umpler in Sort Sam
6ouiton a%nsefertigt uno oielelber
nab @aibingtDn CUR @%enehmigung
eingeihidt. Die SuRmege neroer
nun Cement beraeitelt uro bic Sol
len bon GDncret. Die Soften burf,
ten fih auf $50, 900 belaufen.
ShDn mieoer miro ppr Der
Teras Sire Brenentiun Nipciatiun.
bic ibrert Gib in Dallas BAT, nit
elmer Snipetti0n Der elettriiden
Drabtleitungeu aeorpbt. SolIten piels
leibt abermals neue 6eaelr unb Be-
itimmunaen oariiber ~getrDffen iein?
- NetDroer SbaroeiA Fat erflGrt,
oaB elm Burger oas untraut auf feiz
mem @runoftid niht su entferneu
braubt, tuenn Die Gtaot niht bic
StraBen nor oemielber bot, untraut
rein bdlt. @r bemertte eleihseitiQ,
bic Sanitdtss SnipettDren, Die iDl9e
Sdue gu berihten baben, bGtteu niht
nDtia, bic NuBenteile Der Stobt abs
suiuhen, es gGbe fir fie eenug i'm
Snnern oerielber III tun. Scum ents
ftebt Die Srage: Sputen mir an
STEELE Der pielen SnIpeftoren niGt
lieber tpirtli@e Mrbeiter baben?
- Mm Sreitag muBte cine garlas
oung gitrDnen unter geribtliber
8eibllfe auridgebalten ueroen. Ole
@itrDnen tanterl ppr Californian.
Beim Deffnen Der Gar ereab iih,
oaB rngefabr Is Broaent perourben
nuarer. Die hieiige Tirrla nerlanete
ben entiprebenoen Mbsue, tuorauf
bic WnttuDrt erfol9te. Die Gar miiBte
aaQenomtttet neroen, mie Iie lit,
lonlt gebe fie tueiter rah &anios
gitb. Die gauge Gar mar aber Bier
ibon untergebraht uno es berr5d,te
cine Rnappbeit an Der 5rudt. So
tpnrbe benin i'm Diitrittgeriht elm
.Writ Of Sequeftratipn" erlangt, man
fteate bic nDtise 8irgihaft fir Die
GttrDnen uno bic Srabt uno Som.
itabler Stepens nahm 8eiflag BON
Der Car uno Derteilte bic 8iiten an
Die &Gufer.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12
User bat Sas aartenfptel ertmmsem i?

t
gs etebt auf Dem eansen grofreis
tein &ufturnDlf, oas biele MusseiHs
nuna fir ii6 nibt in Nniprub aes
n0r1ner bdtte. Wan iiebt al1o Die
2iebe CUR Sabe, aber Der @brgeia
Der Wettbemerber lift niHt 10 leiHt su
%befrieoieen. uuo Die &ulturbiitDriter
Der berlbieoenen eurDpailhen GDls
Ter laaen fib 6esbalb arimmie in
ben Saaren. Stun ia9te man aber,
Der &f mdre nublDs; benn in
Snoien unb Gbina bitten Die 2eute
ihon ldnait nit unbes6bmbarer 2eis
oeni6aft Dem &arten1piel gefrDbnt,
benDr man bapun in europa aueb
rlur cine Nbnuna gebabt bdtte. Data
men aber nieoer anoere uno neiua
ten, Die gurDpder bdtter bic &arten
bod iib ielbit 81 peroanfen; oenrt
Die Sp~ieltarten Der Mfiaten tpds
rem BON ben unirigen 10 arunoners
ibieoen, oaB lib Die 8ermutung auf=
ordnge, baB bas &artenlpiel ebenio
mie oaS BuIuer in europa ielbitftans
big nno unabbdngig BON ben Iliater
erfunoen m0roen iei, nm TO mebr,
als Die @urDpder nor Dem IA. Sahr-
bunoert oielen Seaen iiberbaupt niht
9efanrt baben. 9a trater nun, Die
Staliener init benz Nnipruh auf. ais
Gater Der &arterl Su aelten. neil fie
oas dlteite Der gegentudrtiaen &artens
ipiele, oas Sarod. ausaeoadt bdtten.
Wein, iagten oarauf Die BDrtugielen,
oas Spiel haben mir erfunben, lein
Sater lit Der beriibmte p0rtuaie1iihe
Spteler Iarucc0. Damn famen mie.
6er Die Sran5Dien uno bebaupteten,
fie pdren Die grfinber oes 8artens
ipielS, oa cine &arte BON Nlters Der
nab benz aroBen ftana6iiiben Spies
Ter ga Dire aenannt tuuroe. Nub
Die gn9ldnoer uno Spanier trater1
alS &pnfurrenten auf, nber aub be-
men nibte Die &anoioatur nidts, uno
ihlieBlih blieb Die Observation-Disclosures
Der @infubrung Der &arten in gus
ropa an ben 3taeunern bdnqen, oa
es btitOriib feitftebt. baB Die &arten
in europa aunabit niht gum Spiel,
iDnoern gum 8abriaeen benubt purs
ben. 9aB tie oann einen 10 groBeu
Nuh6wung genommen baben, oieien
&ubm oarf 9eutlblano in Inipruh
uebmen. Die Deutidrn tparen rldrls
lid Die @riteu. Die bic faum i'm @nts
fteben begriffene 6Dlaihneioetunit bel
ben &arten in Mnnenoung brahten,
inoem lie suerit einen &unitariff Der
friiheren 8uberabihreiber nahabm'
ten. ourh 50lsformen Siauren uno
Buditaben nit Sarben umsuseidls
men. Sur@ oielen a%elunaenen 8ers
iud leeten Die oeutihen Sulsidneioer
ben @runo su Dem iebr ausgebreite'
ten Sanoelsartitel. tpoSu Die georud'
ten &arten BALD perbreitet nuroen.
9aS oeutlhe RatiDnallpiel, Der Sfat,
1T aber erft 70 Sabre alt, oa es erit
i'm Sabre 1885 nun Dem Geht8ans
malt Srieortd Delnpel in <enburg
erfpnoen muroe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12
&rieg Dem Mtndertaul.

ST eS nibt cine Srbanbe,
Wie man es treibt a1bier
Sn oieiem freien 9anoe
-Srei nur auf benz 8apier?
@an nennt's bas 9anb Der Sreien,
Ser 8ranen uno Der Selbeu
uno tut iib better ibreien,
Ser @elt oieS au permelben.
9oh piro's bel 2ibt beieben,
$50 1T bic Sreibeit oauu2
Gin Sober muB eeteben,
8ir iteh'u i'm Muderbann.
Sas Wuderpolt resieret,
gs fibrt bas Regiment,
@s ibirt uno aeitieret,
gs heult, es ibreit, es remit.
8obin benn ion oas fabreu,
8enn es 10 ueiter 9ebt?
Nm @no' mir nod berlieren,
8as bod 5u 8ebt beftebt!
9'rum auf SIR 8drger ale,
Die SIR nod fret ieiu poat,
8rin9t's Mudertum su Sale.
Sas gurer Sreibett CROFT.
Sblagt traftis elm nit &eulen,
8epabret Cure Rraft
llno laBt bic 8anoe beuien,
Bis iie aeritreut, erihlafft.
2aBt eiien uns uno trinfen,
&anu uno pie's uns beliebt
limb fol9et nibt ben 8infen,
9te uns Der Mufer aiebt,
Der beimlidh unb berbor9en.
gre Slaibe Suiel leert,
9ie Meniheit unter Soraeu
Bur ySemperen5" betehrt.
Neiu, frant uno ftei uuo uffeu,
Srintt @uer &Dne Star Bier
llnb laBt uns Iue bofen,
DAB es 10 bIeibt aQgier.
@reift benin gum Gone Star @lale
Stilt @ureu Wannesburit
llno tuas bic Muderblale
Senft, lei @uh srinblib @urf.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12
SIN benz f[einer Srte Gulnbn

- SIN benz tleiner Orte Sulphur
Springs murbe Der @eeer Tpm Bil'
liams, Der Den 8eriuh gemabt bate,
Elm iunges meiBes Wtdohen Namerts
WtarD Gibbs frimineu arauereifen.
BON elmer 8oltsmenqe ben Beamten
entriiien uno auf benz Marttplabe
n%erbrannt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12
Guanaeltids I%utberttdpe ct. Spbas.
8e8 @trthe.

ode Nueba= nnb Sio.8 Strase.
SonntaaslbuIe Seoen oonntaa
Sormittaa UNI 9 nbr.
@ottesbien #: Seben Sonntaa us,
10 ubr 8ormittags.
Mbenb. @ottesbienE: Seoeu
Sonnta9 UNI 8 ubr Nbeno8.
Sober Seutide 1T ber3lidb tuiltommen.
@Obaumg 314 SHbsNFtia,G trake.
.. 6artmGnp. 9aRar,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12

ySprp : Sprntalin" (Gimer &
0lmenb) antiieptilbes Wittel eeeen
8ranbmunoen, 8unoen, Sautaus.
l6lag uber dbnlihe 2eioen. Sn
allen Gputhefen au haben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12

&auft BON Der 6 Carr US b
q Goat @ompanD, ebe Der
8inter tptnmt. BfnF CORDS gu lie
1925.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12
Sdbmeitteras wifmmt Gudl
Eaaltd)e yonritfen SmIatmaaen

Sa9ltde Spltrtttea S@IatwaNen
nah galifurnien. ebenip ltah ct.
9ouis,n ia 9eras & 8aciic 8 Balm
obne Wediel. Sbreibt an iroerb
einer 3idet > Maenter peaen oieles
reuen DieniteS ooer at, g. g. Eur.
tler, @eneralsB aiiaaier'G sent. 9ai.
fas. 9era8.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-08-12

Stint 2aounaen BON Garr's
aeloetl @aaen ieoe 1926.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
CONTEST NOTICE

Blaisdell and Bird. Morris
Attorneys for Mortgage.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
STE. ANNE de BEAUPRE. QUE. and
RETURN. $500.

For the occasion Of the Annual
Feast Of Ste. Anne, at Ste. Anne
de Beaupre, Que, July 26th, 1905,
the DULUTH, SOUTH SHORE & AT
LANTIc RY. will run their usual
Special Excursion from Duluth on
July 23rd.
For this excursion, tickets at the
rate Of $25 will be sold to Ste. Anne
and return, which will be good for
return passage up to Aug. 3lst and
good for stop over at any point en-
route.
The Special Excursion train will
be made up Of coaches, Tourist
Sleeping cars and Palace Sleeping
cars which will u through from
Duluth without change.
For full particulars and sleeping
car reservation in either Tourist or
Palace cars, please apply to
A. j. r Gen. Agt,.
43oW. Superior ST., DULUTH, MINI.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
Notice Of Mortgage Foreclosure Sale.

Notice is hereby given that that certain mort.
gage. executed and delivered by w. T. Harris,
. widowsr)i moltgagor, to Tho Farm Mortgage
Mortgages. dated the eighth ,(Sth| day Of
November, A. d. nineteen hundred and one,
and filed for record in the office of the Register
Of Deeds in the County Of Mclean: and State
A. D. 1901, and recorded therein in Book ''F3' of
Mortgages. at page No. 265, will be foreclosed
by a sale of the premises in such Mortgage and
hereinafter described at the front door Of the
State 81 North Dakota, at the hour Of ten
A. p 1906, to satisfy the amount due upon the
said Mortgage on the day of sale. The premises
described in said Mortgage and which will be
sold to satisfy the same are described as follows:
The Southeast Quarter SEQ of Section No.
Ten (1O(, in Township numbered One Hundred
Forty-six Q46), north of Range Seventy-four (74)
west Of the Fifth 90 principal meridian. all sit
uate in the County of Mclean, and State Of
North Dakota.
There will be due on such mortgage at the
date of sale the sum of Forty-nine and Eighty
six hundreds ($49.86) dollars.
Dated July 18th, 1905.
The Farm MoRTGAGELoAN AND Trust Co.,
Edward p. Kelly, Mortgage.
Atty for Mortgagee,
Darlington, North Dakota.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
Notice of Cancellation Of Contract.

TO CLAUSE TAGGE..
SIR: Take notice that default has occurred
in the terms and conditions of that certain con-
tract made and entered into by and between
yourself and Albert Born, dated May 18th, 1904,
wherein and whereby you agreed to purchase
from said Albert Born for the consideration OF
Three Thousand Two Hundred ($3, 20O) Dollars,
the tract of land described as follows. to-wit
The East half of Section Fifteen (15), Township
One hundred forty six l46) n. of Range Eighty
two (82) in McLeanc county, North Dakota, con-
tanning 800 acres more or less according to the
U. S. Government survey thereof.
That such default consists in your failure to
pay the following payment and interest pro-
vided by said contract, to-wit: The sum OF
Two Hundred Fifty ($2J0.O0) dollars with inter-
est thereon at the rate of 6 per cent per annum,
and the further sum of Forty-five ($45) dollars
being interest on Seven Hundred fifty ($750)
dollars deferred payments from May 10th. 1901,
to May 10Th. 1905, amounting In all to the. sum
of Three Hundred Ten (S31O) dollars being in
stallment and interest past due.
You are hereby notified that the 18th. day of
September, A. D. 1905, is the last day set for re-
ceiving said payment from you by said Albert
Born. and if you fail to pay said sum with in
terest as aforesaid within said time the said
contract will thereupon be cancelled and de-
clared forfeited, and all the right, title and in
terest which you MAJ have or claim therein or
in said land shall t%hereupon terminate.
Dated at Washburn, McLean County, North
Dakota, this 18th. day Of July l905.
James T. McCulloch, Vendor.
Attorney for Vendor. Office and Post Office
Address, Washburn. N. D. 1918
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
LOCAL

Fresh bread and pies at Merry's
Lands, Loans, that's all. KLEIN
LAND AGENCY.
Clothing Repaired, Cleaned and
Pressed at the PANTORIUM.
Fence posts from three to five
cents each at Peterson Machine Co.
Live Stock insurance.. E.
Funk, First Natl Bank, Washburn
See F. E.. Funk, First Natl Bank
Washburn, for a good proposition
Oh land loans.
Our Land Loans have attractive
features. Liberal terms. F. E. Funk
First National Bank, Washburn.
We have calls for a few improved
places. Call in if you want to sell
your arm.-KLE1N's LAND AGENCY.
Get your farm property insured.
Reliable companies, lowrates. F.E.
Funk, LIST Natl. Bank, Washburn.
The Pantorium isnow prepared
to furnish a first class tailor suit of
clothes, and give a try on SO that a
fit is assured.
For SALE:-Two or three first
class second hand Threshing outfits
Will sell cheap on easy terms
The Peterson Machine Co.
Money to loan on farms. Funds
always on hand and all business
closed promptly, without delay.
Money advanced for making final
proof. G. B. Epson. Washburn,
N. D.
Ladies' Suits and Dress Goods
are to be sent east soon by the PAN
forum to be cleaned and dyed. If
you desire anything in this line,
bring them in. at once.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE SALE
Notice is hereby giyen Chat Chat certain mo

gage, executed and delivered by Wilhelm
Moser !!widower) Mortgagor to Nathan NJ;
1901. and filed for record il the office Of the
and State Of North Dakota, OF the twelfth day
of May, 1904, and recorded in Book F-7.of Mort
cages at page 1874, will be foreclosed by a sale
of the premises in such MORTGAGE and herein
House in the County Of Mclean and State OF
North Dakota, at the hour Of 10 o'clock A. ~,
on the twenty-ninth day of August a. D. 1905,
to satisfy the amount due upon such mortgage
on the day of sale, The premises described in
such mortgage and which will be sold to satisfy
the same are described as follows:
The north east one quarter of the south west
one quarter (ncA sw,4), and north hall, of the
south east one quarter (nH se4). and south
(swA of neA), section twenty-fonr (24),, all in
township one hundred and fifty 1jO) and range
seventy-seven (77).
There will be due on such mortgage at the
day of sale the sum of One Hundred and Fifty
five and 1900 Dollars, besides the costs and
expenses of said sale and statutory attorneys
fees.
NATHAN M. BARNES.
Blaisdell and Bird. Mortgage.
Attorneys for Mortgage. 7-2l
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
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eDartment of the Interior,

department OF the Interior.
United States Land Office, Bismarck. N. D.,
May "a, 1905.
"A sufficient contest affidavit having been filed
in this office by John S. Negaard of Candy, Mimi.
contestant, against homestead entry No. 2249S,
made April 10th, 1908, for the southwest quarter
section 1, township 147 n. range g WIZ Y Gerhard
said claimant has wholly abandoned said tract;
that he has changed his residence therefrom
for more than six months since. making said
entry; that said tract is not settled upon, and
cultivated by said party as required by law
and that such default now exists; further that
the said absence from said land is not due to
employment in the United States army, navy or
marine corps in time of war.
Said parties are hereby notified to appear,
respond and offer evidence touching said alle-
CATION at 10 o,clock q. m. on August END, 1905,
before JamesT. McCulloch, u. Commissioner
and that final hearing will, be held at 2 O'clock
y. M. on August 10Th, 1905, before the Register
and Receiver at the United States al Office
in Bismarck, N. ID.
The said. contestant having, in a proper affi-
dayit, filed July Y, 1922, set forth facts which
81 this notice cannot te made, it is hereby or
ldercd and directed that such notice be given
by due and proper publication.
7-l John Satterlund, Recover.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
Contest Notice.
Department of the Interior, United State
Land Office, Bismarck, North Dakota

~ VI. 1uGoTuDTs OulGeO 0ChLeS
Land Office, Bismarck, North Dakota,
May II, 1905.
in this office by, Charles R; Kittleson,
contestant, against Homestead entry No.
1855 made June 5, 1903, for seA section IL,
township l!s n: range 90 W; by William Kruger
claimant has wholly abandoned the said tract;
that he has changed his residence therefrom
for more than six months since making said
entry; that said tract is not settled upon and
cultivated by said party as required by law;
and that such default now exists: further, that
claimants absence from said tract is not due
inc time Of war; said parties are hereby notified
to appear, respond and offer evidence touching
1905. before James 7. McCulloch US. Com, at
his office il. Washbnrn, n. Dak., and that final
hearing will be held at 2 o'clock p. m. OF Sept.
8 !9os, before the Resister: and Receive, at the
United States Land Office in Bismarck n. D..
davit, .alexdJ!nly 4, 1922, set forth facts which
Of this notice cannot be made, it is hereby Or
.dered and directed that such notice be given by
due and proper publication.
7-21 John Satterlund Recover.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
HoRsEs o SALE.

A few head Of good young Work
Horses for sale. Ranch five miles
from Washburn, N. D.
.SCHOFIELD BROS,
IA. Hensler P.o., n. d.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
CoNrEsT Nor1cE.
Department Of The. Interior,
United States Land Office, Minot, Nor

United States Land Office, Minot, North
Dakota, June Is, 1906.
A Sufficient contest affidavit having been filed
against homestead entry No. l8747, made Octo-
Is, 1902, for NWh, section 50. township 149 n,
range S W. by Adam Smith, contostee, in which
it IS alleged that said entryman has not at
any time established a residence thereon, that
he has not at any time made any improvements
thereon Of any kind, that he has not ct anytime
has wholly abandoned the same for more than
six months last past and that said alleged alb
employment ia the army, navy or marine corps
of the United States as q private soldier, officer,
q during any other war in which the United
notified to appear, respond and offer evidence
touching said allegation ct 10 O'Clock q. m. on
August Il, !905, before the Register and Receiver
ct the United States Land Office in Minot,
North Dakota. &g54s Bs
Tho said contestanth having, In q proper afi.
dsvit fled june Ssoth, 1925. set forth facts which.
EEefthis notice cannot be made, Il Is hereby or
ldefed and directed that such notice be given BY
due and proper publication.
S I'd ss4 B. {. Sanborn, Register
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1905-07-28
FOR SALE.

Ten head Of Pedigree Shorthorn
cattle. Cows, Heifers and Bull
Calves. Call soon and get your
choice. F. w. Macomber,
Washburn, N. d..
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-29
City and Country Journalism.

DR.. W. H., Lynch of Salem, Mo-,
praised recently, at the University of
Pennsylvania, the newspaper.
DR.. Lynch is an educator, and he de-
clared that the newspaper was one of
the most powerful educative influences
Of modern times.
Finally he told a number of stories
about country methods of journalism.
"A country editor" he said, was APP
pointed, through some misrepresentation
or other, to the city editorship of lead
ing daily. The first day of his appoint
ment a fierce fire swept the town-a fire,
let us say, like that which devastated
Baltimore last winter.
The managing editor sent for the
new city editor and asked him what ar
engagements he had made for reporting
the fire fully and accurately.
Why said the new man, I've made
none
None? said the managing editor.
Good gracious, man, why none?'
whats the use printing anything
about fire like this?' said the city
editor It's such big fire that every
body in town will go to see it for him
self Salt Lake Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-29
Ambitious Grocer's Regrets.

\ grocer uptown, DESTROYS of enlarg-
ing his business, decided on a novel plan
to inform his patrons of his ambition 10
secure more of their trading.
L have it, said he to himself. 'When
| send out my bills tomorrow III make
courteous request for an increase of
PATRONAGE
Turning to the cashier. who was pre-
pairing monthly statements, the manager
instructed her to postscript on each bill
the following bait:
i regret to state that L cannot DO
more business with you.
''Ah! that should bring me great IN
crease of trade" chuckled the man who
sells life's necessaries, as he assisted the
clerk to enclose his ''unintentonally
ambiguous regrets.
why, what do you think is the mat
ter with our grocer Nary? said re-
cipient of one Of the bills to his wife
next morning. Have you been running
any accounts over there which L know
nothing about"
Certainly not dearie: why do you
ask me?' replied the startled better half.
well, does that fool over there think
that In a bankrupt? Here's a bill he
sends me for S1.90 for groceries, and at
the bottom of it he has written: / re-
greet to state that | cannot do more bust
ness with you I'll go and see him at
once and give him to understand that
Charlie Smith can get credit any place
in town
The head of the family lost little time
in hieing himself to the grocery.
The proprietor was discovered stand
ING upon a barrel of sugar in the middle
Of the store, endeavOring to explain to 4
score of other indignant patrons that the
error was wholly unintentiOnal and had
been made by the cashier who had mis-
taken that he intended to insert: L re-
greet to state that [ am not doing more
! business with you"
| The bills were submitted for correction,
the cashiers salary increased, and the
disgruntled patrons retired, perhaps more
| favorably impressed than if the error
had not been Observation-Disclosures Iele-
crTaOh
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-03-29
WOMAN'S TONGUE INVALUABLE.
Sorely Afflicted, Learns to Do Many
Things in an Unusual Manner.

In an article in the Medizinische Wo-
chenschrift Frau DR.. Rubinstein of
Wertheim-on-Main, reports an extraor-
binary case of female patient. named
Selma Kunz, who, having lost the COM
plete use of all her limbs through an at
tack of meningitis, was able to train her
tongue to do work otherwise performed
by her hands.
Dr. Camerer, who treated the patient,
states that she was able to eat, write,
ana to do needlework solely by the use
OF her tongue In sewing she took the
thread in her mouth and tied a knot in
It by single movement Of the tongue.
BY means of small scissors she could
cut material for dolls clothes, and was
able to thread a needle by sticking it
INTO the table and pushing a thread
through the eye with her lips and tongue.
In, knitting, Selma Kunz used her
paralyzed arms as weights for her work.
All the specimens of her work, amongst
which was a table-mat with pretty silk
pattern, were very neatly sewn. In
course of time the patients tongue was
considerably changed in appearance, be-
coming narrow, pointed, and very long.
Inc transformation, however, in no way
1nterfered with her speech. Selma kunz
QleQ about wear ago,