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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27

sumner Ia, Dec. 27.-John Wade,
who has the distinction OF being the
oldest member Of the order Of Oddfel
lows living. Is celebrating his s7th
birthday today. He became a member
OF the order in iS4S, when the organi.
tation was only few years ola Mr..
Wade is a saddler by profession, but
hsa devoted himself TO farming for
many years The members Of the lodge
viii give a banquet in his honor this
evening,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27
PRESIDENT OF
HARVARD
UNIVERSITY
FaVOrS Unrestricted ImmigratiOn--ChaS.
w. Eliot Would Let Down Bars to
Chinese and Japanese Coolies

Boston, Dec. 27.-In an address be.
fore the Economic club Of Boston Pres
fdcnt Charles w. Eliot, Of Harvard,
speaking on Immigration" said:
"It is the labor unions who teach
che doctrine Of contract labor exclu-
sion. That is the source Of all the agi.
tation along these lines. The Amcri.
cans who have got into good trades
want TO keep out all tho newcomers
from those trades. Mr.. Gompers the
other day in New York opposed the ad.
mission Of Chinese students and edu-
Gators and other travellers on the
ground that Chinese coolies might
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27
WINTER RATES TO YAoUnNA BAY
orcgon'a oroatout Rscroation and
Health Rosort a tho Newport
Beaches.

orogon'a oroatogt Rscroation and
Health RoSOrt "a tho Newport
Beaches.
Az a winter hoalth and recreation
resort Newport is che one par szeI
lsnee. RecoRniEiAg tAls, and wishing
70 give tho people an opportunity 10
breathe the freah, pure ozone OF Tho
ocean tho Southern Psalas and Cor.
wallis and BAs,srn railroads win 70
sumo the sale Of Tickets through 10
Yaquina bay Saturday, October 81,
and win soll same throughout tho win
tor and spring on every
wednesday and Saturday.
The rates win bs the same a. dur
ing the summer and will DO good for
return 30 days from date Of sale.
DR.. Minthom's Sanitary Sea Baths
win be In operation during the sntiFs
winter. and treatments viii be giyea
daily. Hot and cold salt water baths
can b taken every day IN tho sani.
tarinm, and for anyone desiring rest,
recreation md health, no place on the
Paeihs Northwest can be found equal
10 YaquihA bay.
Other Health Resorts CLOSED.
During the winter nearly All other
health resorts arc closed or difisuit
10 reach, and none Of them have the
advantages Of Newport and vicinity -
regards climate. points Of interest,
recreation and amusemsnt For parties
desiring to enjoy fishing, hunting, OF
seeing the ocean In sunshine and storm
this famous resort is unequAled The
surroundings are idoal-beautifu seen
cry, climate mild, healthfui and in
Cottage ana Rent Cheap.
Neat clean cottages, either furnished
or partly %, can be ronted in tho i'm
mediate neighborhOOd Of the sanitary
baths at about IS per month. Plenty
Of fresh milk, vesotables, honey, fruit,
and ALI AoussAOld nesossities can be OBJ
tAined a. the lowest possible SOsg
while All kinds sf asA snd the famous
rOsh oysters eaA be AAA in abundance
fog ths tr0pblo q securing them
People trOublod with the lees Of aP-
petita inss1Hia, FAsum~tism or run
aOwn from any o~uSa win And New
port An idel PlAss 70 resAiA their
Aealth aad visOs, o. for rest and pleas
are.
Fun Information a. TO rates, cheek
ng Of baggage, sts., can b Obtsined
irSn any B P. ST @. E agent or from
4. IA oraig general PaSsuseT agent
i p. o., PSrtland; of }. @. Mayo
yensr1 pasSengor agent O. 4 E, Al
ANY, Oregon.
Rates from Salem 20 YaquinA, s4.5a
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27

smugglo themselves into the country
in that disguise. want 70 protest
against that line Of argument that
We should try to keep out new arrivals
because our earnings win bo reduced.
That Is not the real danger. Have
wages fallen in the last 80 years or
riscnl Yet immigrants have been com
ing by tho millions.
1aboring Glass Unmannorly.
"our laboring class-if may use
such a term-hold a very unmannerly
opinion about tho newcomers They
have not confidence enough in their
own superiority resulting from their
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27

Maua-Isn't and 80 too old TO
hope for any improvement I should
say not. One just begins 20 live Take
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. You
viii be blooming fair at o. IS cents,
Tea or Tablets DIR. Stones Drug
Store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27

POuitry. ESw. mo.
Bggs-Per dosen, sos.
Butter, retail--s0a.
Hons-eMa
FNys-ss.
rruitA Vegetables. Rte.
PotaAoes-aSc.
oAions-lAa
Applss-s5o per buSAsl.
Csrfots-s5e per bushsl.
Bssts-S5s per bushsL
PoaTs-tl.00 per owt.
TropisL FruitA
Bahanas-6hs B.
onnges-e4Oo.
LsnoHs-t45O9A6.oo.
Live stock Markst
stsers-siso
oows-ih@2s
shssp-te.
Dressed veal-6e
Fat hogs-5Ke.
Grain. Ped
Baisd OoVeF--tTO0@e7.5o.
Chsat-to.50@tT.
TimotAy-ts@sS.5o.
GTaiA-t7@tT5o.
BrAB-t22.
shoFts-t2s.
Butter and Cream.
BY Commercial Cream Co
Butter-S2he.
Butter fat-SOo at station.
Wheat-65e.
Flour, ENTHUSIASTICALLY per barrel
Flour, Tetail-tl.O5 per sack.
Portland Marksa
Wheat, 0ub-75@T6e.
Nalley-73@T5e
Biuestsm-T6@7Te.
oats-cAOiSs white, s25@s25.50
AillStuf-Bran, Sls.
Observation-Disclosures.
POtatOes-6o@7Oe.
Poultry-AVerAge old hens, ll@lse;
Touls FOOSteFS lO9llo; springs, llh@
-s1sei dressed chickens l2@l4s, tar.
Leys hive, IY@lOei turkeys, dressed
hOiss, aO9sscj geese, live, per pound,
@sei seesS, dressed, per pOund, lO@
lei dusks lA@l4hsii pigeons, tl@
1855 squads, t9@ts.5O.
POFh-DTsased, e971Sa
Beef-Drsssod, l@4lla
Autton-DEessed, olk@71ka
H0Ps-cOntraet, l0O6, ,lO9lsAs, old,
h@1Oa
WOol-lsoS clip valley, coarse 20
nehum, sS@sTei Eastern Oregon,
09ale
AohAir-NOminAl, SOC.
Buttsr-FAAey creamery S0@ss1Is q;
tore, l6@lS1ks.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27

-Four ofieers have been detailed 10
report TO Admiral Sands for duty in the
court martial to arise from the haEing
az tho academy OF Annapolis.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27
MARK ET QUOTA
TONS TODAY
"Msks ssIsm . oooa liom. Msrlss.-

Poultry-at Bboinsr's MArket.
Eggs-Per dosoR soc.
Hens-eha
rrys-she.
Dusks-eu.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27
HOP
WIRE

NOW b gOod time 10 place Jour or
dars for what Jon wiR need the com
ing season Prices the lowest Quail
~ the best.
WALTER MORLEY,
RAIKG FENCE WORKS.
90 Court Street, Salem
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-27

Billousnese, dyspepsia, loss OF appetite,
disturbed sleep, nervousness, headache,
giddiness and drowslness, wind and pain
or tullnsss Of the stomach efter mea,S
cold chills and nushings Of heat, shoiJ
ness OF breath - these are the blank
cheques Of physical bankruptcy.
The man who suffers from these dis
orders and ncglects them will soon Be In
the relentless grasp OF some fatal disease.
II he is naturally narrow chcsted and
shallow lunged, u will probably be con.
sumption; II HIS father on mother died of
paralysis or some nervous trouble, 10 will
probably be nervous exhaustion or pros
tration, or oven insanity; II there Is a
talnt In the family blood, IL will bo blood
or skin disease. n he lives I'm new or n
low, swampy country, II viii be malaria;
N he lives llfe Of exposure, II may be
rheumatism. There Is one safe course for
a man 20 follow who finds himself "out of
sorts aud suffering from the symptoms
descrlbcd. lt II 70 resort 10 DR. Piercc's
Golden Medical Discovery. This medi.
cine makes the appetite keen, corrects all
disorders Of the digestion, renders assimi-
latiun perfect. invigorates the liver, puri-
fies and onrichos the blood and builds
lirm, healthy lesh and nerve tissue: IL
cures almost all diseases that result from
Insufficient or improper nourishmont OF
tho brain and nerves bronchial, throat,
aud even lung affections, when not too
far advanced, readily yield 10 t.
q "A man or woman who ncglects
constipation suffers frpm slow pUi-
AI s0ning. Dr Picrco's Pleasant pel-
WA lets cure constipation. one little
Pellet - a gentle laxative, and
two mild cathartic. Don't let
selfish seller over persuade yQg 70
IL nal Gtis Liver Biiis, arst put %
bT old Ur. RN Pierce over % yeara
aRo naeh initiated bus never sguaisd.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
How Various fsations Sleep.

In the tropics men sleep in ham
mocks or upon mats of grass. The
East Indian unrolls his light, porta-
bic charpoy, or mattress, which in
the morning is again rolled together
and Carried away by him. The jap
anese lie upon mating with stiff,
uncomfortable wooden neck rests.
The Chinese use low bedsteads, Of
ten elaborately carved and support
ing only mats or cover lids. a pc
culiarity of the German bed is its
shortness. Besides that it often
consists in part of large down pill
low, OF upper mattress, which
spreads over the person and usually
answers the purpose of all the other
ordinary bedclothing combined. The
English beds are the largest beds in
the world. The ancient Greeks and
Romans had their beds supported
on frames, but not fiat like ours.
The Egyptians had a couch of Pc
culiar shape, more like an old fash
ioned easy chair, with hollow back
and seat.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
A knoSfx Case.

AN amusing incident took place
once while Judge David T. Laird
was holding court at Leavenworth.
An old man Of the name Of Joe
Whitehead, a farmer who resided
near that place, was always an at
tendant at court, not as litigant,
but as an observer. Whitehead was
g drinker and full of wit and humor.
He had asked Judge Laird to let
him sit as judge in some case. So
the judge promised Whitehead that
he might sit as judge in the "frst
knotty case that came up" A few
mornings afterward the case Of
Knott versus Knott" was called,
when Whitehead rose up in the back
part Of the courtroom and hallooed
out at the top Of his voice, "Judge
Laird that is my case, and I am
ready r. :....# &.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
Origin Of the Word TeetotaI.

The late Joseph Livesey, Ia
NOUS speaker and worker among
the pioneers of the temperance
movement, is responsible for the
word "teetotalism." Joseph Live
sey, albeit a fluent speaker when
wound up to his subject, generally
began in stammering and hesitat-
ing fashion, and indeed suffered in
some measure from a natural i'm.
pediment of speech. From this. cause
certain peculiarities of his diction
led the irreyerent testers of that
day to make no little iun out of his
illusions to the blessings of t-t-t-to-
tai abstinence. The word became
famous. T-t-t-total was in every
body's mouth, and finally in its
abbreviated form of teetotal was
gradually introduced into the Eng
lish language. The old joke is long
since dead, the result of it remains,
and photographers a thousand years
hence will, like enough, invent mys-
tic and learned explanations as to
| its true observation-disclosures Mail,
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
Her Time Tah!a,

There was a Glasgow man to
whom his wife said: donald, next
Thursday is Helen's birthday. She
will be eleven years old. Give me
a little money, please, to get birth
day present for her" The man, as
he took out his purse, said queru-
lously, GLOW the deuce are you
able to remember so exactly the
dates of all our children's births 2"
Easily enough" the woman an
swered. ''Our first child was born
Jan. II, and on that day you gave
me necklace of diamonds and ru-
bies. Our second was Urn on June
2, and on that day you gave me
needlecase worth sixpence. Our
third child was born on Oct. 81, and
that date Is firmly fixed in my mind
through a terrific rumpus that you
made about a milliner's bill"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
How Foolscap Got Its Name.

Every one probably has wondered
why.e certain size paper, familiar to
all who write, is called foolscap. AS
early as the year 1901 watermarks
were employed by paper manufac-
turers to distinguish their products.
One grade of paper much in demand
during the middle ages, resembling
what we call foolscap and known by
that name, had for its water mark a
FOOLS head wearing cup and bells.
Tie Tie mark appeared Oh this grade of
paper until the middle of the seven
teenth century, when the figure of
Britannia was substituted by the
English manufacturers, and other
marks by other paper makers. No
one has, however, changed the name
of the paper, so we have TO this day
the foolscap paper.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
Died of improvements.

The following is told Of pa
|tient, German woman, who, taken
seriously i'll, was sent to the hos
}pital.
In the evening her husband in
Squired how she was getting along
SSand was told that she was improv-
Rng.
Il Next day he called again and was
Fold she was still improving.
8 This went on for some time, each
aay the report being that his wife
saFas improving.
q Finally one night when he called
$be was told that his wife was dead.
$eeing the doctor, he went up to
a him and said, 'sVell, doctor, vat did
n #Ahe die of-improyem ents 2" Har-
,Rers Weekly. Z =: $.. "a
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
His Private Talk.

rs s'Yonr honor, :" said the plaintiff
in the divorce proceedings, Il
charge cruel and inhuman2 treat
ment. My husband hypnotized me
into thinking that my last seasons
bonnet was just the thing for this
season. y y I.i ts ss .. Il
s1He did?" asked. the Judge, look
ing sternly at the defendant. my
man, come here. The court will
speak; to you privately :s..
Wonderingly, the defendant came
to the bench, when the judge said
Say, old fellow, I've got wife
and four daughters. Can you 3hyp-
notize them ??''
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
ODD IDEA OF HUMOR.
The Joke Famous Frenehman Played
Upon His Friends.

The Joke Famous Frenohman Played
Upon His Frienda.
Al. Henri Bonayenture Monrier.
the famous French caricaturist, au-
thor, mimic and practical Joker, was
in the habib of showing his ability
III the last named direction to an
extent never even reached by such
q master of the art as Theodore
Hook. He would carefully plan q
scheme and work up to the climax
with the skill of a perfect actor.
One day he stopped at the door
of concierge.
''Is NJ. Henri Monnier here?" he
asked.
"No, sir" answered the concierge
politely. 'He does not live here,
and he does not call here"
ooh, yes, he Does" replied Mon
nier glibly, ''because I am Henri
Monnier" Then, laughing immod-
erately, he went off without another
word.
The next day he returned to the
house, aRd so great was his power
Of facial expression as we'll as his
ability in making up that he was
completely unrecognizable. !,
'Can l see M. Henri Monuier 2"
was his question.
"No, sir. He is not here. No
gentleman of that name ever calls
here" answered the concierge, an
noyed.
'Ha, ha! Wrong again! T am
Henri Monnier, my dear sir" and
on that once more he went off,
laughing.
On the third day still another diff
ferent looking gentleman presented
himself at the house and asked the
same exasperating question. This
time it dawned upon the concierge
that he was being "spoofed."
eff ever you dare come here
again and ask for Henri Monnier,~
he exclaimed, f1'll break stick
over your shoulders"
Monnier went home and wrote
the following note to about half
dozen of his friends:
Dear Comrade Il have changed my
rooms. now live at (giving the name OF
the street and the house at which he had
30 sorely tried the concierge). VIII you
come this evening and help me in q little
house warming and tollifcation7 We will
have supper and a real good evening.
The evening came, and the first
of the guests arrived at the house. :
'1s M. Henri Monnier imp
This was enough for the infuri-
ated concierge. Down came his
stick upon the shoulders of the
appalled, and mystifed visitor, who
was numerically belabored before
he could get away. All six arrived
in turn, and all six were subjected
to the same treatment. In the
meantime Monnier sat at home en-
joying the joke.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
.shiftina the Blame,

{ a French review tells a story
showing q child's acuteness and lack
Of moral sense. Walking with her
aunt in q friends garden, little
girl dropped and broke a borrowed
doll. "On, they will scold me when
we go back, !" said the child. "Not at
all, = she was assured. 81 will tell
them that it was an accident and
say it was not your fault, Where
upon the child returned quickly to
the house and was sitting with her
friends when her aunt appeared at
the door of the room. Oh, you can
come il Y cried the child. They;
won't scold you. I've told them that
twas an accident and that you did.
not break the doll on purpose. 81 s sSs
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
MISTAKES IN PICTURES.
some Queer Rlunders That Have Beer
Made by Artists.

~S NSSS' S'ouoeTS max FsaS0 Seer.
Made by Artists.
a well meaning artist of the
eighteenth century painted a pic
ture In which Abraham was depict
ed as about to sacrifice Isaac with a
blunderbuss. The actual event which
the artist had striven to depict ante
dated the use O; firearms by about
5000 years. There are also pictures
OF the lsraelites crossing the Red
sea, the men armed with muskcts
and other weapons of modern man
ufacture. In the matter of costume
the early painters found STUN
bling block. IN the Edinburgh Ma
tlonal gallery is picture in which
Pharaoh's daughter and her ladies
are arrayed in the long wasted
bodices and hooped skirts common
to Europe in the sixteenth century.
In another picture of the same
date, representing "Joseph and His
Kindred In Egypt" which is hung
IN the national collection in Lon
don, there is no trace of the distinc-
tive features Of Egyptian architec-
ture about the buildings. They are
all Italian in type. In painting by
Paolo Veronese in the same gallery,
The Family of Darius at the Feet
of Alexander After the Battle of
Issus," the women wear pointed
waists and enormously distcnded
skirts, although the incident oc-
Cured in the year 333 B. C. The
artist was Venetian, and he drew
the Venetian costumes of his own
period-1523-SS.
Raphael, like so many others,
drew his Madonnas, his saints and
his martyrs from italian models and
clothed them in contemporary Ital-
ian costume, giving the figures as a
background the scenery with which
he was so familiar. It was only
when travellers came to visit the
Holy Land and saw the people there,
unchanged in sentiment, habit and
customs for centuries, that they
came to realize that the pictures
were wrong.-Chicago News.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
PUNY, BUT PLUCKY.
How White Man cowed a Gana of
Natives In South Africa,

NATIVES In South Africa.
A young Englishman who had in
vested his all in spans of oxen, wag-
ons and stores started for the north
ern part of Rhodesia, in South Afri-
ca, to trade. He was accompanied
by dozen paid blacks. His first
and last adventure on his trading
trip is given by the author Of
South Africa"
The Englishman was puny man,
but with quite a towering spirit.
Among the "boys" he had taken
with him was huge black, Zulu,
who had been cast in natures lar
gest mold.
When they had left the sparse
fringe of civilization the English
man found that there was plotting
going on among his followers. He
was then alone in desert, with q
dozen blacks, and he knew their IAN
guage well enough to know that the
Zulu was persuading the others in
Scriptaral language, "Comc, let us
kill him, and the inheritance will be
ours"
By eavesdropping, justified in the
circumstances, he discovered that
the proposal seemed good in their
eyes. They were to kill him, divide
the oxen and carts and the stores of
merchandise, to separate, each man
to his own kraal, and when the Eng
lishman and his venture were quite
forgotten they could trade with the
spoils.
The little Englishman had big
spirit and true courage. He got up
from where he lay and went into the
circle of conspirators and stood in
front of the mutinous Zulu and told
him to get up. At first the man
refused, but the Englishman had a
slambok e rawhide Whip in his
tight little fist and struck at his enc
my. And then the little man gave
word of command to the other con-
spirators to take the Zulu ringlead-
er and tie him up 20 the wagon, and
SO strange thing is the will they
obeyed him, although reluctantly.
Then the puny Englishman used his
sjambok until he was exhausted and
the man well punished.
The trader went OF with his ven
ture, made successful trip and had
no further trouble with his blacks.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
Police inteiIicence,

A gentleman one day asked a
shoeblack who was cleaning his
boots if he ever read the newspa-
pers.
The boy promptly replied: ooh,
yes, Sir. 1 reads the paper"
"What do you read, my lad?'
asked the gentleman.
/, "Oh," retorted the boy, II reads
the house of commons news, sir"
A policeman standing near, who
had heard the conversation, strolled
up to the lad when the gentleman
had left and said, "Did you ever
read the police intelligence?'
"Garnl They amt got novel"
CURLY responded the youth.
The policeman keeps watchful
eye on that boy now. - London
Globe.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
lncendiary Friction.

An insurance adjuster was sent to
Massachusetts, town to adjust q
loss on building that had been
burned.
Glow did the fire start?" asked a
friend who met him on his home
ward trip.
Il couldn't say certainly, and no.
body seemed able to tell" said the
adjuster, "but it struck me that it
was the result Of friction"
"What do you mean by that ?"
asked his friend.
"Well," !" said the insurance man,
friction sometimes comes from
rubbing $4,000 policy on 900
house"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
WhY: da .Want

During the funeral Of cne off The the
fothschild family in Paris a beggar
las noticed among the onlookers
Pbbing bitterly. A bystander,
lPuched by the mans grief, en-:
Favored to comfort him. $s.5 4,
] DO not weep so bitterly, my
P&or friend, he said. Is See, even.
aas relatives are able to restrain
Z aelr !, grief more than you. are do
3ss' Then, as q new idea struck.
3m, Surely you are no relation of
4. de Rothschild ?'' l55 5:9ss 5i,5
\, A|En,No-no," sobbed the beggar.
mat & is just why I am SO unhap-S
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-09-06
SHE TOLD a STORY.
It Spoiled the Lunch, but Crushed the
Literary Lady.

Literary Lady.
When q noted woman writ ar visit
ed Washington not long ago a
luncheon was given in her honor,
and there came to the entertain
ment woman who always refers to
herself as literary, though nobody
ever chances upon any of her pro-
ductions in any known magazine.
And opposite that literary lady sat
a woman who hates her with the
bitter and undying hatred which can
exist only between women who have
lived OIL adjoining floors in an apart
ment house, with dumb waiter in
common. The literary lady monop-
olized the conversation.
"You and I have similar tastes"
said she I'd the guest of honor. sI
write stories now and then"
The woman opposite drew her
dirk and spoke up then.
Il never hear anybody say now
and then,'" she said, without re-
calling story they tell up Boston
way ABOUT the captain OF a sailing
vessel. He was q hard master and
found it difficult to get crew. The
question was one of grog. At length
lie promised the men he wanted to
sail with him that they should have
their grog now and them He was
a man Of his word. A., the schoon-
cr sailed out Of the harbor he called
all hands on deck and ladled out
grog.
"'This is now,' said he. 4 Il am
giving you your grog now. When
we pass Boston light again, coming
home, that will be then. You'll
have your grog now and them"
You couldn't have melted the ice
cream at that luncheon after that
if you'd set it on the kitchen range.
Washington Post.