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The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

1t will entirely the Complaints all Ovarian
Troubles Inflammation liberation. the
Womb Spinal peculiarly adapted
O
has cured
the world
dissoe and exps
velopment.
Irregular Suppressed Painful Mensaon Weakness the Stomach
indigestion boating Flooding Deb
ty quickly yield oft Womb causing
any relieved and permanently Under
nvgorates the female is water
quickly that Feeling lasstue "dont
care and alone feeling
Dizziness antness sleepessns huency melancholy
the Uterus which this medicine Complaints
either Vegetable
Those who refuse anything rewarded hundred
thousand times they what they Druggists
everywhere. Refuse all
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Imitation Pearls,

The most successful imitation pearls
are hollow glass balls lined with sill
very and iridescent flsh-scales. The
scales come from small fish known
to the English as the bleak. and must
be picked off by hand, $4,000 fishes be-
ing required to supply single pound
of perfect scales. The artificial pearls
are made in Farnce.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
To Point a Moral.

Almost everything he had
THAI should make a person glad
Just to be alive; good friends,
Health, position, all that lends
Happiness to most of us
/ should have been happy thus.
Life he loved for its own sake.
And he hoped to live to make
Others see his point of view,
And be optimistic. too.
Then one day a little worry,
Caused his mind a minutes furry;
He dismissed tit returned
Every hour. And then he learned
That it would not DOWN unsolyed.
AS his daily task revoved
This small problem interfered,
With his work and it appeared
Each day larger than before.
So it grew and more and more,
Colored all his speech and thought;
Other ideas shrunk to naught.
Day and night this worry fed
On his soul, unquieted,
Till its everlasting pain
Broke his heart and wrecked his brain
When he killed himself. at last,
All who knew him were aghast
Save the one who'd caused his worry,
(And forgot it in a hurry;)
That one said: Did you know, my dear
! always did think he Was--Queer"
Cleveland Leader.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

If you are gong to the Old States
during the holidays go via the South
ern Pacific-Sunset Route. Cheap rates
to all points in the Southeast and
North Central States. Round trip tick
cts on sale Dec. q, % and "a, return
limit 50 DAYS. For further information
consult nearest Ra lroad Ticket Agent,
or write to T. J. Anderson, G. P. A.;
Jos. HELEN. A. G. P. A., Houston, Tex.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Poison the Fish,

The natives OF Guam used to catch
fish by poisoning them with the juice
of the fruit of a tree known as the
Barringtonia specioSa. The Spanish
government forbade this wasteful
method but since the island has
passed under American control it has
come into use again.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
II Docs.

Hunts Cure is not a misnomer. II
does cure Itch, Ringworm, Eczema,
letter and all similar skin diseases.
A wonderful remedy. Guaranteed.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Eilipino Girl Student.

Miss Honoria Acosta, of the Philip
pines, who was graduated recently
from the Drexel institute, was one of
the first of the group of girls brought
to this country for education. She is
to enter Philadelphia medical col
lege this fall.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

The highest elevator in the world
has been opened on the Burgenstock, a
mountain near Lake Lucerne. 1t lifts
tourists 500 feet to the top of a Verti-
cal rock.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Ask Your Drugpist for Aliens Foot.Ease.

81 tried ALIENS FOOT-EASE recent
" and have just bought another supply. 1t
has cured my corns, and the hot, burning
and itching sensation in my feet which was
almost unbearable, and would not be with
out it now Mrs. w. J. Walker, Camden,
N. j." Sold by all Druggists, 25c.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
heIped BY the War,

Korea was not injured, but greatly
benefited by the Russo-Japanese war.
Both the armies employed labor and
bought provisions, thus bringing in
millions of dollars of unexpected and
unusual money.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

All dairy utensils, such as cans,
pals and separator parts, after being
used, should be secured with hot wa
ter, brush and washing powder. After
this they should be scalded and rinsed,
then placed so as to thoroughly drain
and dry.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
When Your Grocer Saws

he does not have Defiance Starch, you
may be sure he is afraid to keep it I'M
til his stock of II OF. packages are
sold. Defiance Starch is not only bet
ter than any other Cold Water Starch,
but contains 16 OF. to the package and
sells for same money as IL OF. brands.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY
agents wanted in every Town and
City.-Complete outfit furnished free.
We guarantee that you can make
from S10O to $500 per day. Address
P. o. Drawer No. 999, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Taylors Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum
and Mullen is Natures great remedy-Cures
Coughs, Colds, Group and Consumption,
and all throat and lung troubles. At drug
gists, 25c soc. and Sl.00 per bottle.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Nothing Doing.

81 am taking collection for an in
ebriates' home, madam"
We'll, we amt got a jug in the
house; we're prohibitionists.' -Hous-
ton Post.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
No EQUAL.

A household remedy unexcelled Is
Hunts Lightning Oil. Good for all
the aches and pains mankind is sub
ject to. Not only good, but better
than the best Of other kinds.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Phonoaranh Teache. Parrot.

A Philadelphia woman charges a
monograph with the word of praise
she wants the parrot to learn, and then
SHUTS him in room alone with the
machine. The bird listens to the Oft
repeated sound and tries to Guido the
orazen throated trumpet, so that with
no expenditure Of human strength, and
N shorter time than personal atten.
uon would consume, he masters one
lesson and then is put upon another.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Ennortant to Mothers.

Piso Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs.-WM
o ENDsLEY Vanburen, Ind, Feb. 10, 1900.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

A French cook recommends the use
of a bit of butter when boiling fresh
vegetables. 1t whitens the water and
makes the vegetables more tender.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
Try Il.

Oft in the Silly night a racking
cough doth rob US of that sweet sleep
which nature seeks to give. Simmons
Cough Syrup is an infallible cure;
untroubled sleep and pleasant dreams
it doth assure. Guaranteed.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Mans love of money knows no
earthly bounds; it reigns from birth
until his death-knell sounds.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

A huckster has no trouble with the
police in making a good living out of
green goods.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

In reading one merely develops a
sixth sense; it is hearing through
sight.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

The Parisians have different name
for every day of the month.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Human justice will always be more
or less faulty, for no man is so up
right of mind that his Judgment will
not be biased by his self-interest.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01
MccANE's DETECTIVE AGENCY,

Houston, Texas, operates the largest force
of competent detectives In the South.
they render written opinions in cases not
handled by them. Reasonable rates.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

A hairdresser, as rule, does a
thriving business in combination locks.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

1t is always diplomatic to laugh at
the stories of the man who pays for
the dinner,
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Thou mad'st us for thyself, and our
hearts are restless until they find rest
In Thee.--Saint Augustine.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

A baby carriage manufacturer never
fails to push his business.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Ten per cent of the buildings struck
by lightning last year were churches
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Nature itself is not the same to the
unspiritual as to the spiritual.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Try me Just once and I am sure to
come again. Defiance Starch.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

in
Il sement
No other medicine has such
hosts of grateful friends has
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Men work best at three in the after
noon and worst at nine in the morn
ing.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teetsHg, softens the gums reduces in
hammanon. alsys pain. cures wind cole Csc soa4e.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1905-12-01

A Chow" or Chinese edible dog,
costs SIS.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
SENSATIONAL LITERATURE CAUSE
Nashua, N. H., Young Man Committed
Suicide.

Nashua, \. H., Sept. Hills mind
poisoned by excessive reading of dime
novels and other cheap literature, Ralph
". Goldman Saturday night shot and
killed himself
The suicide was at 10 Church street,
where Goldman lived with his mother and
stepfather. Goldman was only 20 years
old and while he has worked from time
to time Dit Is understood that of late
he had declined to do anything.) He
constantly had supply Of sensational
novels and would shut himself up in his
room for hours reading them.
At $3.50 Saturday night Charles H.
Baldwin, who lives in the same house,
was startled by a revolver shot and as
jumped from bed he heard Codman's
mother crying out. He rushed out doors
and Their found the woman, who said
that someone had been murdered in her
toase He called the police and they
got city physician William E. Reed and
medical referee j. T. Greeley. The boy
lived for short time after the physi-
clans arrived The bullet had entered
his head
Codman's father, f. X. Goldman, com
mitted suicide seven years ago by tax
inc prussic acid in a saloon here. Since
Cummings a music instructor,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
ARMADAs TREASURE.
Guns and Coins Still to Be Found in
Tobermory Bay.


The Duke Of Argyll contributes Il
the September number of the Pail Nal
Magazine an interesting account Of the
efforts that have been made for genera
tions to recover relics from the Armada
ship in the depths Of Tubermory Bay
About twenty-six years ago." he says
/ Il sent down a Crinan Canal diver from
Yacht He at once brought up a
brass stanchion, showing that was
on the spot He expressed full confd-
ence in his tackle; but when again low.
cred, an ominous noise like a pistol re.
port showed the air tube had given
way, and we pulled him up as fast
as possible for dear life, and the recup-
eratiYe qualities Of whiskey were finally
proved by the survival of that fresh
water and oyer-eonfident diver. He re-
euifed good deal; but he wanted to
venture again on the same terms which
were held to be too heavy a draft on
the virtues of the water of life,' and
again there was a pause Of years. Then
the present enterprising gentleman, Mr..
Burns, who is now engaged, tried his
hand, with good results. 1t is a curious
thing that at the very considerable
depth at which he is working, his man
can see everything on the ground. He
can walk about, picking up small things
without using any artificial light; and
last years natural light was not so
good as that of the gorgeous summer
we are now enjoying.
"But 1904 showed the sea at that
spot paved with bones and fragments
aud scattered coins. The money seems
to have been only what the seamen and
troops had in their pockets, and almost
all were silver dollars. There was no
Italian money, so it is probable that,
though this ship was furnished by the
Italian state, the crew came from Spain.
Mr. Burns had nothing that could re-
veal what lay below the surface of the
sea bottom This year he has better
appliances. But even with these disad-
vantages there was much of interest
recovered. There was part Of brass
gun. There was a perfect bronze breech
loading piece, looking as though it had
but lately left the foundry and had been
painted green, as guns may be nowadays
for the sake Of invisibility. And in the
breechpiece was the ancient charge and
shot, perhaps put in after the last
charge fired at Elizabeths squadron.
Then a bronze mortar came up, a pierre
ed cover for a dish, a glazed ware bot
tie, sword and other small objects.
Much the most curious of all of these
were the very compasses two pairs of
them-Peroira must have usedl An
aecretion of lime OF calcarious stuff
was round them, and had preserved
them, as a delicate fossil is preserved
in friable stone. When the stone was
Clipped of, the well-fashioned little COM
passes emerged perfect, and ready for
today's measurements. In each case
the points had been carefully curved
back at the extreme ends, 50 that the
charts should not be injured by their
sharp points. A lateral pressure at the
sides Of the hinged points caused their
fingers to open. Their workmanship
was perfect"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
TALK OF THE TOWN.
Black Poplin, sl.oO, at Abbott's.
Wanted, heated Office. DR.. Hanson.

Black Poplin, sl.0O, at Abbott's.
Wanted, heated Office. DR.. Hanson.
Oyster stews at the Eureka restau-
rant.
Table boarders and roomers wanted
at Hotel Northern.
Fall styles in the Guyer elf-conform.
ing hat at Moore & Owens.
A secondhand roll top desk at low
price, at B. w. Hooker q Co.'S.
Ladies' and gentIemen's solid gold
watches at f. Z. Burr & Co.'S.
Be sure and get the Standish brand of
Frankforters when ordering sausages.
One large furnished, front room to
rent at IS Maple Grove street. G. G.
Barnes.
Old gold and silver wanted at re-
iiners' prices in exchange for goods at
F. E. Burr's.
The best table board for $3.50 per
week at Palm Garden Restaurant,
Scampini block
We are selling best quality stone cut
ters' glasses at zoe. Lenses Of white
glass at Sc per pair. I. Z. Burr
The annual fall supper Of the Presby-
terian church will Be held Thursday,
Sept. Fl. Further notice win be given
later
Wanted, maple wood in exchange for
a watch, clock or anything in a jewelry
store. f. Z. Burr, IS North Main Street,
Barre, VT.
If you want fruit you can buy it
at the old Vermont Fruit Store better
than anywhere else. Vermont Fruit
Store, 1856 North Main Street, Barre,
VT, 0. Ii. Hale's block.
With ashes and smokes, with litter and
CRIME,
She waged unceasing strife.
A gas range stands in her kitchen now,
She leads a peaceful life.
The r. B. Cate agency offers for sale
the Tilden property on North Main
street. This is one Of the most desirable
locations on North Main street. The lot
has 1872 feet frontage and depth Of 21S
feet. For further information apply to
Mr. Cate.
Now that / am better from rheuma-
tism will make new work. Sewed or
pegged French kip shoes. Warranted
good fit or no sale. All kinds of fine
work and repairing. Anyone suffering
with rheumatism, | would recommend
them to try Mr.. Charlie Stones 0'Pep-
per Oil. / have used it and find it the
best remedy | ever tried. 1t can be
had at my shop. Moses Charbonneau,
under Phelps hardware store, Gordon
block, Barre, vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11

Workmen began today TO repair the
old pottery building in Burlington and
make it ready for occupancy by Johnson,
Richardson 4 Co., limited, dye manu-
facturers Of Montreal The present al
terations viii include the repairing Of the
floors and windows The work will be
done by D. w. c. Clapp. When completed
the building Will include about 5000 feet
of floor space A. Z. Richardson, mem.
of the Montreal firm which is repairing
the building, said that the plans Of the
company regarding the building were
not definitely settled as yet, but that in
ell probability next spring the company
would make extensive alterations on the
building and intsall in it a branch manu-
featuring house OF their Montreal dye
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
Are You Engaged?

Engaged people should remember that
after marriage many quarrels can BIZ
avoided, by keeping their digestions ii
good condition with Electric Bitters. S
A. Brown of Bennettsyille, S. O., says;
sFor years my wife suffered intensely
from dyspepsia, complicated with tor
pid liver, until she lost her strength
and vigor and became a mere wreck Of
her former self. Then she tried Electri,
Bitters, which helped her at once and
finally made her entirely well. She i:
now strong and healthy" The Red Cros:
Pharmacy and Parlor Drug Store sci
and guarantee them at soc per bottle.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11

On Thursday, September 2l, at P.
M, The Times will give away four
Quaker Ranges absolutely free of charge.
The ranges viii be disposed of through
q subscription contest.
There win be no coupons printed in
the paper. Votes win be obtained
through subscription solely.
How the Ranges will Be Distributed.
Range No. Ito the lady receiving
tile most votes in Berlin, Williamstown
excepting Foxville or that portion Of
Graniteville in Williamstown), Brook
field and that part of Barre town west
of Stevens Brook.
Range No. 2.--To the lady receiving
the most votes in Barre town east of
Stevens Branch and that part OF Gran
iteville and Foxville tied in Williams
town.
Range No. s.-To the lady receiving
the most votes in Orange, Washington,
Chelsea or West Topsham.
Range No. 4.-To the lady receiving
the most votes in East Montpelier,
Plainfeld, Marshfeld, Groton, Cabot or
Calais.
Conditions Of the Contest.
one range will be given to the lady
receiving the highest number Of votes
in any contest.
No coupons will be sold at this Office
and no papers viii be sold in quantities.
No coupons will be printed in the paper,
but viii be issued as specified in the
paragraph following.
One twenty-five vote coupon will be
issued for every SLIPS that is paid in
on subscriptions to the Times, but no
coupons will be issued for fractional
parts Of a dollar, or for any subscrip-
ton of less than six months. This ap-
plies to either old or new subscribers.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
princess Chic Tomorrow Evening.

Miss Elaine Won Thiele, daughter OF
Herr Won Thiele, for many years direc-
tor Of the McYicker's Theatre orchestra,
Chicago, has been singing in concerts for
several years, although she has not
reached her twentieth birthday.
Miss Won Thiele has pure lyric So
|prano, Of extraordinary range, good pow
Ter and excellent quality. She has studied
in the best studios abroad and has APP
peared in opera there, her last engage
ment being in Convent Garden. She
brings to the role of "The Princess Chic
(for which she has been especially en-
gagged by Edward R. Salter, who secured
the piece from the Kirke La Shelle es.
tate1 youth, magnetism and potent
loyeliness.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
i. MichaeI's institute Opened.

The Rev. r. D. Cahill Of the Catholic
diocese OF Burlington has gone to St.
Niiehaeps Institute at Winoosi park,
where he will be teacher Of English.
The institute opened last Tuesday with
IAN attendance Of s. pupils. There are
As young children who remained there
during the past year and studied various
trades during the summer. The remain
ing pupils are children who live nearby
and have homes. The school has a
base ball team, foot ball team and
also a brass band
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
NOTICE.

There will be meeting Of the Board
for the Abatement Of Taxes held in the
City Of Barre, VT, in the City Court
Room, on the evening Of Thursday, Sep
TENDER 14th, 1905, at 700 o'clock, for
the purpose Of abating taxes.
Dated at the City Of Barre, VT, this
I'd day Of September, "A. d. 1905.
WM. BARCLAY, Mayor.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
peath j Eormer Rutland Merchant.

Rutland, Sept George Ii. Cheney,
for fifty years in the grocery business
here in company with his brother, Henry
VI. Cheney, died yesterday at Concord,
Mass, aged 73 years. He had always
lived in Rutland until two years ago.
He leaves a wife and one son, DR.. Fred
erick +. Cheney Of Concord.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
AvvIso

Il consiglio per Il cancellamento dele
tasse y riunira nells Court Room della
citta di Barre, VT, la sera del IA Set
tembre, 1905, allie pom. per cancellare
lie tasse del reclamanti.
Citta di Barre giorno 2 di settembre,
1905.
VIM. BARCLAY, Mayor.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
LEE IS sHoRT. Sd ARE

the children OF the uninsured. For sc
years, throughout AZ states, we have sue.
oessfully served those who believed and
came in time The best insurance in
the world
The National Life Insurance Company
Of Vermont (mutual). Organized in 1850
S. S. Ballard, General Agent. N. B,
Ballard, Local Agent, Rooms and 8,
Miles Block, Barre, vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11

Iiyeryman-E Excuse me, sir, but the
laws Of our union provide for a 10
per cent tip before 6 p. m. After that
the tip is 20 per cent of the fare.
Patron--Ohl I beg your pardon
Brooklyn Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
Post Cards!

Come in and look at our line
of Post Cards. The comics are
sure to suit. We also have a
nice line of local ones as well as
views from different parts Of the
world. They are going fast.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11
Four Quaker Ranges Free!
VIII Be Awarded to the -Four Ladies Receiving the
Largest Number Of Votes Before Sept. 2Ist.

One twenty-five vote coupon for every
S1.25 paid, no more, no less.
To prevent trading among contest
ants, those who receive coupons should
fill them out at once. No coupon will
be counted upon which two names APP
pear, even if one Of them has been eras-
ed. After coupons are once credited
no transfer will be made
Any contestant is at liberty to cam
vass anywhere for subscriptions, no
matter where she resides, but the prize
winner must be bona fide resident Of
the towns to which the range is to be
awarded, as indicated above.
ANY one intending to canvass for
these ranges should write to this office
at once for instructions, and printed
matter.
All votes recorded in the Times will
be held and be open for the inspection
by any candidate until after the contest
closes.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11

DR.. Woods Norway Pine syrup seems
especially adapted to the needs of the
children. Pleasant to take; soothing in
Its influence. 1t is the remedy Of all
remedies for every form Of throat and
lung disease.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-09-11

lea Thousand demons gnawing away
At ones yitals couldn't be much worse
than the fortunes Of itching piles. Yet
there's q cure. Doan's Ointment never
fails