Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-06-15
SAL TED ANGELS
FEAST AND CRATE.
Took q Dip 10 the Brine and Were
BanQuelcd by CONNER
clal Club,
HOT OLD TIME At SAlTAIR.


Tho gentleman who omitted 10 10 un-
der the shower bath AFTER coming out
OF the lake yesterday afternoon la,er
IN the evening voted the AFFAIR nv being
the scratchiost event Of tho week That
Mas his fault those los Angeloone who
took the shower ana removed the SAT-
from their Apollo.llbe forms are rlll
singing tho praises of the after effects
Of dip IN the Great bead sea "
America, Tho consensus OF opinion oxs
pressed by Tho pilgrims from tho land
~ palms orange blossoms aud pepper
trees was that after dip builormllk
md sandwiches were necessity 'To
Take u swim IN Great salt nike and then
he compelled 20 remain for Nix hours
without u bite ~ eat md 0 drop OF
cooling drink would dlscoun, the rhas,-
Hest torture OF the Spanish lnquisition,"
said Walter y, ozark Of riverside,
Just such horrors were anticipated by
the Commercial club committee at salt
air and powerful 0ntIdole provided In
,ho form Of q cold collation. with wet
goods and speeches IN chosers
SOME INCIDENTS,
II would hardly b. fair 10 rotate all
that occurred out al the lake yesterday
because some NJ he strangers within
the gates In their childish innocence
did things not usually associated with
the department Of said ofliolalH anl
business men ~ cosmopolitan elites,
with youthful Kloo they romped In no
chloride Of sodium MT them IN the eye,
ANA then the chorus ~ suck your m.
Ser and wipe ~ would 10 ,lp, Take
Dr, Honghton, for instance, the tnllokt
sycamore Of the eeml-tlonlcal forest,
the man upon whom the eyes OF Amerl-
90 are al present focused on account
Of his unlauo situation politically, This
representative ~ the sixth district
mounted on the shoulders Of q dignl'
ned bniher In an ondeayor 10 appear IN
the picture that was being taken ~
the time lust then the wind began
"a blow and nndlng resistance NJ the
form NJ half dozen feet Of humanity
sticking out Of the lake promptly
blew NJ overland great was the fall
thereof rondefly tho splutterlng form
WAS picked M ana carried TO the steps,
whore FIRST aid to the injured was adj
mlnistcred The frat words uttered by
tho revived man were, "Thhth tho
hardes, water I over went M against
IN support ~ this assertion the coun.
Gilman exhibited hump Of iraternal
love on his on irontle en big ~ u snnd
turtles egg Tho water did not ruin
hlt voice, however M was subsequently
demonstrated IN the banquet hall
soclABLE FELLOWS.
These children from tho sunset state
hro soolable fellows and great ndmlrera
of the human form divine, They eyed
up tho Salt Takers weighed them IN
me balance and found them IN 10 ainl'
dard, but the Bohlyn State had nothing
10 OFFER IN the Jos simon tho llrlgN
Man class When Joe entered the
water the lake promptly rose two feet
and the undoriow carried quito a nunl'
Der right NJ 10 the bar Beauty IN dis.
tress found u dozen gallant roseucrs
from Los Angeles
when n N said that a stnld old
nnanoior like President II j. Wallacott
Of the board OF trade was snap rhOtted
IN the act Of floating another limited
company, mostly on water, with u fDlr
daughter ~ Utah aa a partner II Gun
was sol, Where the ladies were there
the Angels wcro found gathered 10.
pothcr nt least those ~ Thorn who had
caught good bathing suits In the dis
trlbutlon, SO long ~ the rush f0i suits
was within the 400 limit everybody
made noble showing, but after tlot
number the suits were decidedly
patohy and man was Just as liable az
not TO get q pair ~ trunks built ON tho
Tom n, Slack model with n shirt made
60 NJ !, q, Mcdonald This comb'nn'
,on made some starting effects o..
rocially after the bolhor had wolled
down,
one gentleman with nm English ac.
cent and u weakness Tor experimental
farming undertook 10 swim over 10
Antelope Island ana back, but Compro'
missed ON a mile ana Just gol hhch IN
time to escape the sq,mll that blow up'
GOT a DucklNd,
This gauull caught bunch out n
,hc guano company boat who were
euokta of H. H. Cniler and y, W. Mnd'
zen, Hero IN whore S0lt Lake gol even
ON the Catalina Island Tip, The gnso'
line launch made the old CnbrIllo loOb
lilo Il mud scow when n came To an
tIoH and shipping sonH generally
Thomas g. Wallace OF Rlycrsldo made
mn excellent wind ana water break
mud some of the Snli Takers we're mCui
enough TO hide behind MIN when q
white cap would doluRo the hoNt IN,
consequence WAS that Mr., wallace
clothes and an looked like santa
CLAUS when he landed, AZ cents q
pound wholesale Mr. Wnlnce had I
small fortune IN sNll over hs tollol
A. IA. .at. "a
stood IN mo wind TO dry
THOSE REsPONslBLE
Everything was Gree 10 the visitors
Tho nrrangrmcUts were IN The hnndl
of Chairman A. ~ Campbell with u, u
Murray chairman of the banquet com,
miltoe, g, NJ Slroyoll chairman of IN,
committee on mUSlc bathing un(
dancing, and Joseph y. Cnlno, master
W ceremonies M the hNuQuci These
pontlemon assisted 10y members of The
Commercial rlub overlooked no dguu
80 make the occasion one Ia De romrm.
hprod Everything worked like &
rhnrm ana Ull enjoyed a good time
The way things won't without a Intel
was cause for comment among tht
californian
HOW THEY rEEL
D. H. kocphL president OF lho lo,
Angeles chamber ~ commerce WA
overheard 20 gaN "Woll you fellow,
IN Salt Lake can give w pointers II
entertaining Heretofore We though
that we knew a thing or iva abou
how to take care VI vAlow bus ihl
w certainly the limit II mdNoa me Toe
RAD and heartily ashamed 10 lhhI
Tint YOUR ontlte club iurnh ont 90 Il,
,bo honora--wgll, words fan mo,
soME ABSGNTElAs,
Not all tho visitors Sure pro,ont ho
cause some Of them rellrne1 ON thel
way home last night over the Salt LnN
ilcvte, Among those Wn0 bGuRol os
orH1llona wer0,
y, u, Mothuas, q, NJ slImaon, ~ \
DoHby, A. ", pomer0y ", u, Ice, w. n
Williams, q. IA, Bers, j. u, Foster, n