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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
Yrins Nuibimi bar MI ofiIuttet

Erins Suibimi bar MI afilitttet lit
geise | 9merifa % gif forrige lt9e
tili8emeo tit 6slge onboro | Cam'
pereu "Mongolio", iom pil fore bonl
ira san 6rancisco til Sopan. Sfi.
set bapbe ogiaa omboro 1900 Cons
SrastgoSs, % bernf ifitIbe nof en- bel
Del bore arigSfontrnbonoe. s III
"Sfotfammer" bapbe Sfibet ~ Wil.
lion Tonars.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
hcituobYttet i Norge.

StIIeIDcp peIeBNe 4pIIuuuuueI fut
De fer EitIanosamter --frn Smna.
IeneneS amt til % meo Sarlsbere %
2nrpifs STINT = af be fra Mmtm9n.
oene MI offentligsioorte Snoberet.
ninger. Men man bar BOG at Dc
auereoe nu clearinghouse geretnin.
ger foaet ct iterft SnOtrpf Of at
Garet for De nUpnte amter er ct
Iemt aar, ifriper "MrsbI." 5
SmaaIenenes antt n9pnes iaaleoes
for Ssanlingens @eofommenoe, at
ben bar n9ret life iaa meset ODER
Salpparten al et WfiooeIsaars lo.
bptte." 5 Ifersbus: "lanst nnoer
ct Miobelsaar, eiter ct @iennemminit
fun So, (naar 100 betesner ct Wio.
oeIsaar). s ariitions slmt: 2s al ct
Niboelsaar. 5 Seoemarfens Imt mo-
get beore. s @ufferuos amt: ON.
trent rs at ct Miboelsaar % | Sarls.
berg % Sarpifs amt: betpoeIist un-
Der ct Miboelsoars l1obptte. 8aar
man iaaleoes no fra en- 9iennem.
Units pIine iaar for bisie Ter amter
al 20 al en- WiobeIsapIing, pil bette
iige ct l1nberifuo af ca. 100000
IONS so. Otter en- 1ris al 5 Gre
pr. Sig. reprpienterer bette ct timber.
ifuo al 17.5 Wia. SIR. Smtrent oct
iontme Sorbolo fumes at gisre Jig
~giGlbenoe for @aariGoens Sebfom.
mcnoe. San man iaalebes gaa no
fra % at en- NfibbeIsapling al 9pa,
Sabre, Sneoe oe glanbforn, bill bette
lige ct lluoerifuo of ca. $4,000 81.
Sbebe, co.. 100000 ST.. @pg, ca.
100000 SI. Sabre os co. 100000
81. 9~lanoforn. 8interiGoen ipnes at
baue flaret iis noget bebre, men ogiaa
her mao man piitnof re9ne meo ct
llnberifi,o al benpeb 90 psf. Is
IfersbuS CIR Iplingen al Imtmanoen
opsipet til IS pGt.) 3ettc gisr ben.
oeb 10000 81. Hug | llnberifuo. Glt
/ alt iammenlagt ct llnoerifuo for
aornets 8eofommenoe at ca. 6.5
WiIlioner Ser. 9ertil fommer go.
teterne. Sgina for bisie ipnes vi.
faitningen | mango al gitlanosam.
ierne at babe p9rct meget liben.
@mtmanben | @uiferub n9pner faa.
leoes / fin Snoberetning for enfelte
Giitrifters Iebfommenoe 80 a 40
psf. al ct Wiboelsaar. 5 SarIsberg
og 2arpifs Int bar Yotetesbsiten
ilaat fell - uobpttet err ringe. S
Smaolcnenes Imt CT YotetesbeIten
omtrent Salpparten al ct Wtiohels.
aar. S afersbus flyer ~amtmanoen,
at 8oteterne bill gipe 56 pGt af ct
Wfiboelsaor. Serimpo ipnes 0cte.
terne | De itore Splanbsanter: Sri.
itians- og Seocmarfens gnlter at Ia.
be eipet noget beore llbbpttc; roget
giinitigere emo for &ornaplingen, Il.
ger Imtmnnoen | ariitions Mmt.
Slere og bebre Gotcter enc pentet,
lpbcr oct fra Sebemnrfe1s Mmt. Ytit.
ligerS man berfor ogiaa for Yotes
ternes Seofommenbe pii f,lnne oniloa
llobpttct til ca. "a al ct Miooelsaars
gplin9, fanifc enbog bel iaa BET eaer
meb ct rlinot Sal regnet 100000
ST.. Goteter | ltnoerifiib: Otter Ell
3ris al 3 Ser. pr. 81. bliper bette 9
Wiaioncr Str. / lluberifuo for go.
teter.
|. Sertil fomner enopibere ct BETH.
beIiat minore llobptte al Sulm emo
oanligt, ianlt enbelig at boaoe Sur.
nipS, Sapeiaser oq Sopnegmge bar
ginet minore llobDtte emo Wiooelap.
ling. IIt iammeuregnet fan man
Oiitnof efter Imtmpuoenes Snbberet.
itinger gaa no fra, at Iarets timber.
tub for DC 6 pitIanbife amter ItGrft
n9rmer Jig oct b~etpbcIige geleb a.
- 40 Mt0inupr Qrnuer
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
3HtdDipatt.
Set aarliae StirenS.

Set aarlise StireuS. - : Slee.
ming boISeS Der huer 8iuter CT Eli.
itepne. Saar bill Scr fouIocu Oct a.
u~tinScIiqc Stircnb meS Se oulNiae
Sop blipe iorisdt, booS Der fables
loop toe 2oop". 0tan tror, Der To-
ser ia siere osiao paa Sfi at tsnoe
rlmSt. co If ont ser or farli8t, er Der
Soa Be- Scoebolie, iovn er oilig I'll at
iorlsse Oct.
ilInffclig Strio. 9drtiit 0elfour
ifipS iibiie IonSop ire Sfuo paa M.
6. Sauieu ! anroiu % SrGbte BAN
ciebliffelig. &c msotes | Ell "a.
loon, og paa @rnnS al en- StriS, Der
bapbe oGret melem Seres Srsorr,
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
lnntnt Trrritoru.
Snbiauerne pil iaa lit 2anb.


Green McGurtain, Sspoing for
Gboctan- Stamrneu, oa s. M. Sobn.
ion, Sspoing for Gbifaidip . Stam'
men, bar mi erflGret, at De bill lepere
Sfisoe til Snbianerre pua BET 2ano,
ipm err tiloelt bent. Ger er 5000
iaaoonne Sfisoer, iom Sspbin9erne
har bolbt tiIbage ct belt aar for at
iorcbpgse, at Snoioneruc iolate lit
2anb, ion ialt omfatter 100000
acres. Sspoingerm bar enorl life
gipet efter for alle Tegieringers Sor'
eringer; Be flyer DC bill roiteoe Sfie.
berne nben at ienSe Dem til Bal1ing.
ton for Observation-Disclosures ltnoer'
ifriit.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03

Ora Goirs nebbeles, at cit Gel al
gpet gina Ribse, 12 Drill noroenfor
Cairo, eoelagoes pro Slbebrarrb Den
27oe Tecentber. Sloen bespnote | en-
SIagterbob % ipreote iig burtiet, %
ale grgninser sitenior Sernbanen,
iom oeler 8pen, brGrote. Der tele'
g~raferebes til Cairo eiter Si0lp, og
apparater ienotes Serop, iaa at ntan
mart blep Serre oper Slben. Sabet
cpgapes lite.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
UeuneaTrf.
limit gGafepor,

ltngi Wgtepar. Hldldro Yarfer
/ Glorfspille. Stepart Gountp, %
Grace Rorris / 1oriep, Srigg Co.,
aentufp. bIep forIeDen Dag 9gtepie'
oe / Sobn 5aplors Siem | Glarfs.
rifle. 9rlogpmmen er IA aor, og
gruoen err 10 aar garnmel. De bap-
Sc fjenbt binmnoen fltn ell llge TOR
@iftermnnlet. % ben itnge gruogom
haoSe fitn beiegt fin 9arnebrito tire
8ange, ipr De blep 9iite.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
g,tofnnn.
81 grpore gieniprcnet. :

80 Vrpore gienforcnct. - Otter at
BABE pGret ifiIte | 40 Iar gjeifolot
Srsorere Sobn 90 George Storep
bilunoen / 2aporte iioite Snsoag.
9rsbrene blep / i'm garnoom lflte !
0ep gorf, % ibet De porte op, oreo
Se lGneer og IGnger fra binanoen.
Som er en- ~peIitauenbe Sarmer
Stecl, g. Gaf., og 8eor9e er oglaa
en- rig Wanb | 2oporte. Segge bar
aittaget oen anben ior 300.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
2raitrns lob. - Hesbeu Cor srn bet
Gan hdbot ben uaber ksirt Gle.

9apan,. @N. % sRai 1904
n . ". Sas Sc. SHesa spsI's, Sne,
Sci. n. eb : Sea er tafuemusita % slee rss at
tae. al srstteu CT zoe aat % Stteet er reut l9st,
tens 9ge. &enhtr 9pE
fsr teSsvtS iuasu suip ener traueeree Slater,
luaeH Smeuc tlrr Saniiuns,. Combination Oil Cnle
Tor aratte t raiiet "a ealianif ttfert % treet, Strts
eittr ut cpa 81 crpsesoutereI, II. z ~. cps ee..
Drawer Ss, Stsi 81, Snsiaaayslts. Sns.
S9r laa lntle az firipe paa vnstlH.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
Mrbrnkn.
On nInffeIin Inmile.

Urn nlpffeltg Uarnile. Senn an'
herion, ell 50.aars gammeI Soerlte
ira Weinneioto, fit en- polSiom lob
iioite 6reSog / Gilser. SIi,oen ! Den
iioIte SneItorm bnpSe last CT tptt Ss'
log paa 6ortriget, % anSerion gIeo,
iaIoi baolrngs % Hoo Sooeoet MOB
Ell itor Spiaer. Tom itoo op. Otter
Ter timers i~frGffeliae 2ibeIier bebe
han. NnScrions Mo6er frss libel
hans TO Ssitre orufneoe % bans
greSre Ssbe osiaa peo llIpffestiI.
iGloe.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03

Slagifibet Sbiu ~pnsiere6e I Sns.
bags 8ploen Gate peb San 7ran.
cisco paa lit fsrite Sogt. Get me
8riaSifib ituISe blot giere en- Sur
forot prepe fine retop inItauereoe
apparater for traaSIss SeIeerafi.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03

grooflnn. ". D.. Q. 9lop. 1909.
Tcr hot ODER Ell Var fben III iea dlpprliee S%urerter /
ypr rne o. BlRreu 3e oeeblsp II PLACE mig pnsr TO
Waaansber, o. leg ieb ubeifriptltae apaier Jtg blep
oelf maasr % ubmaist. Sea hapoe tor ganifsligbeo
iReb at boloe llrinen % plaIebeS al hrpptQ nrinlaos
Of Sr' QiI,nsrs gmamp.Nns Inm n Foa min WnmpS.
nina bar iao oenlia at jenbe mtg. ~opnoaeoe lea tor
eiHoring.. Gag fiebte eitbIitfsiig hos min Npoiefsr 10
ffore 6laffer og oebbIsp at taae ben reeelmdsis. let
gtoofr mta at fnHne iiqe. at SmdmpsaRoot heIbreoebe
nia ~fuloitRuhist. &c fan nu itaa pda m,He Ben belle
2a8en ioer ro9sniouhsli fenire 5efesr. Sea laa
paa pptpttaiet | jt5r nar f~ibftleoeu. iuben iea brulte
Gipani p.9iout. og 20eerne Der unberisgte mine Nprer,
% iagoe. at inet ieiIebe bsnn. men sfterdt baoe heri iao
iielei ON 9r RiImerS Spomp-Ropt o. tDab ota
bapoe alort ior aapre Ruinoer, belutieee ieg at prgpe
ben, og Rtfuitattt par. at icq m otter er raj.
Jerfa fafnsuueltae
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03

fom De | en- 1rQtte, ion banoe oen
iergeIige JbIgc. TcIioiir bIep itrar
arrciteret % iesl6t til Grpifal 6dus
Sron Gonutp.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
fodseIs days Bogen
faaes fom rramie meo Oecorah.p oiteu.

pmu file Bog s faahsss inasHei asT Tor ba at aats paSH g Hr,s nnt srhr ma P@s
sm sasksas s pas en- msaaasrs ssf nsss Der = for s hfDarnSs pnsst . ct Ma os ct
samHh : s fans saap s pNs adHshsm bts I'll urmkt aNs - at RDs nm 7@3t iamlat
en- No Gm net Boa mSa uIrdie f betsm et Isosms 5&idsaao s SSfdsdmr
sosm u fmuh mSbunSm EGHs mel CHa "SsfAsNssbos" - 6nSboshapr paR yssno s 5or
fsnt FAINT t sut. Dm fences ftn A" Daoabpohn" oe' pS arnmr for f.25 beati 5orFua
p bar osa mA elegant msbunSnsi 0uRnh iom foRr 10 Gents extra, % apd pGt Oct lille
GWas for iuhass hB. - abrsi.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03

&c SprcncSc Statcrs &esirrins bar
/ SearI Sarbor paa Sapoii tiebt en-
2ouSItrimmcI. bporpoa Der ifaI op.
rcttes Ell 6Inabeitatipu. Sisbeiunr'
men par $50, 700.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03

Nyx.n yee~ al tass Warmers white Wine
SItSts WV Of Tar. iaaiAart bu ultrftr at DC
Isriit Gomptpntr til en- Sort sIeiie foulmsr. Sttfa
ti ea ira en- lang % farIis epsepm.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1905-01-03
3nuuttohn.

Sra 8inuipeg meooeIes, at mems
ctoel iremneoe arbeioere bug 10
gpguinasiteu for 6olep & 2arlen nGr
aeepatin iorIeben, itsbte DC pnn Ell
lierploScret ariiotlaoning, Der lprang
| 2nItcn og orGbte en- Maito % laa.
rcbe lem me1t alporligt.
Girfrr b~rrnbcr. 6orri9e Gre.
6oa brGn0te Den iSlanoTf.llttberlfe
airfe / @innipeg, iom foiteoe $780,
600, oa iioite 5irSoaB brGnnte Den
tpit. lutberifc Sirfe, Tom foitebe 81.
600. 8cggc bar me Spgninger
Tom fin bar brrgte i eli fort 5io.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Isn't This Absolutely Truee

Nothing ever became popular-here or
in any other country--without a reason.
Popular men have merit of some kind,
must have, or they would not be popular.
They must have exceptional merit and
wonderful character il their popularity in.
creases with time.
AS with men, so with goods. So with
any article that is on the market. 1t can.
not increase its sales, it cannot be adopt.
ed as a standard article, it cannot sur.
vive generations unless it have real, inner.
ent merit.
Millions of dollars spent in advertising
any article without merit, are just wasted,
so far as continued sales are concerned.
Intelligent housekeepers cannot be com
PEELED to buy what they do not approve of.
That much is a se~lf-evident fact. 1t
cannot be gainsaid. But it tells it's own
story of Lion Coffee and its quality-a
coffee that has been the leader OF all
package coffees tor more than q quarter
of q century, that has steadily grown in
the affections of millions of American
homes since the first introduction, long,
long ago.
It's unexcelled flavor, perfect purity and
uniform quality; its absolute, cleanliness
and neat appearance, have endeared it to
the hearts of the people.
Good grocers will tell you this, but those
who drink coffee ought to know much
more about quality than they who simply
sell it.
Insist on Lion Coffee, buy no loose cot.
fee lin bulk)-you don't know what you
get. How can your grocer?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
DRIVEN TO DESPERATION.
Rejected suitor, in tAs Depth of His
Detection, Determines to
Go to Work. &

"Tell me, my daughter" said Mr..
Moneybag, with some anxiety in his voice,
relates London Tit-Bits, as he led his only
child to a seat in the drawing-room
wasn't young Mr.. Gasket here last
night"
Eyes father. Why do you ask"
ibid you ard he have a quarrelg'
mo, father, not a quarrel exactly. But
tell me! Has anything happened to him?"
did he or did he not propose marriage
to you?", - =,
now thoroughly alarmed. "Do tell me il
anything has happened to him. Has he
committed sui"
What was your reply, daughter? Did
YOU accept him.
mo, father. Has his body been dis.
COW"
ibid you give him any encouragement"
mo, father. Did he shoot himself or"
"You rejected him finally and irrevoca-
bly,, did your"
ayes, father, and he said he'd go and
do something desperate, but | didn't think
he'd make away with himself. Oh, father,
isn't it awful?"
eyes, it's awful. l suspected that YOU
had rejected his, whs I heard what he
"Oh, father, do you ak / shall be
called to account for it?"
"Oh, dear, no. You weren't obliged to
marry him just because he asked you"
But, tell me; what has he done, Ia
ther?"
"He's settled down to earn his own liv-
ing"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Ancient Egypt
Knew the Virtues Of the
liking Of Foods"

Since the earliest annals of Old
Egypt, wheat has been recognized
as the king of foods.
1t has held its sway down to the
present day, Notwithstanding the
fact that in many forms of making
wheat into food products, some of
the best elements are lost.
Bread has been aptly termed,
"the staff Of 1ife," as it alone Of
known foods has all the elements
that are needed to sustain life.
Egg-O-See contains all the best
elements of wheat in a far more
healthful and delicious form than
any bread, crackers or ordinary
wheat foods. In addition to the
best whole wheat delicately faxed
and crushed, it is made still more
digestible by the addition of refined
diastase, the highest grade of malt.
There are no premiums or gifts
in the Egg-O-See package; moth
ing but full measure Of the highest
graz OF cereal food in the world.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
OF Wide Interest.

Breed, Wis, June 26.-Special .-Chas.
!. Peterson, Justice of the Peace for
Oconto Co., has delivered a judgmentNhat
is of interest to the whole United States.
Put briefly, that judgment is, "Dodd's
Kidney Pills are the best Kidney medi-
cine on the market to-day"
And Mr.. Peterson gives his reason for
this judgment. He says: Last winter I
had an aching pain in my back which
troubled me very much. In the morning
| could hardly straighten my back. / did
not know what it was but an advertise
ment led me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills.
After taking one box 1 can only say they
have done more for me than expected as
| feel as well now as ever l did before"
Pain in the back is one OF the first
symptoms of Kidney disease. Ii not
cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills it may de-
yelop into Bright's Disease, Diabetes,
Rheumatism or some of the other deadly
forms of Kidney Disease.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
New Financial Magnate.

Thomas +. Ryan, who is now head
of the Equitable, was born in Virginia
"a years ago. At about the age Of 25
he went to New York from Baltimore
and entered a banking and brokerage
house. The late William c. Whitney
took him up as manager Of his street
railroad consultations, and that was
Mr.. Ryan's first entrance in great at.
fairs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
SOAP.
The Worlds Greatest Skin Soap-The
Standard Of Every Nation Of
the Earth.

Millions Of the worlds best people use
ment, the purest and sweetest Of emol.
lient skin cures, for preserving, purifying
and b~eassifying the skin, for cleansing
the scalp Of crusts, scales and dandruff,
and the stopping Of falling hair, for soft.
ening, whitening and soothing red, rough
and sore hands, for baby rashes, itchings
and chafngs,, and many sanative, anti
septic purposes which readily suggest
themselves to women. especially mothers,
as well as for all the purposes Of the
toilet, bath and nursery.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
A Mysterious Gland.

Many children have recently died Oh
what is termed enlarged thymus
gland" says the London Mail. At an
inquest at Holborn the other day DR..
Waugh, visiting casualty officer at the
Children's hospital, Great Ormond
street, said that the gland could not
be recognized during life. Research
was being made to find what the
functions of the gland were and how
it did its work, but up to 10Y very
little was known.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Mark TWain's Gift.

To the kirmess recently held at Chi.
cago by the Illinois Woman's Press
association, for the purpose of rails
ing a fund for needy press women
Mark Twain contributed a copy OF
tom Sawyer" with the signed in.
scription: "The difference between a
lie and a cat is that a cat has only
nine lives"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Has 25. Gift Cigars.

An Illinois man is in a position that
insures to him the presentation of
offerings of good will innumerable.
He is all but a non-smoker, and yet
his business friends persist in send
ing in cigars as evidences of good will.
Recently his unconsumed stock, repre-
senting the accumulation of years, wa
close upon $4,000 cigars. On his re-
tirement his friends probably will hear
of his taking up the cigar business az
\ pastime.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
An Old Physician,

DR.. Alonzo Garcelon, ex-governor OF
Maine, celebrated his ninety-second
birthday recently. He still practices
among his patients of Lewiston and
Auburn, driving his fast Morgan mare
Kitty with firm and %unerring hand
Straight as a young sapling of his ma,
tive pine tree state, this wonderful
old-school democrat at first sight would
pass for a man 30 years his junior.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
. GETTING ths Kahit

The Stunterer was amused the other
day by THE action of a newsboy from
whom hf bought several papers. After
the lad had secured his pay he still
gazed ihquiringly at the Saunterer,
who finally asked:
We'll sonny, what are you waiting
for?"
"A tip" said the urchin, as he ra1
down the street, laughing, and evi.
IDENTIFY thinking he had perpetrated a
good loke.-Boston Budget.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Meaning Of Sunday Onion Breath.

When you see a man eating onions
on Sunday make up your mind to one
of three things: He is either an out
cast from society, married and not
afraid of his wife or he has an i'm.
mortal cinch on the love of the girl
he is going to see in the evening.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Amazing.

1t is amazing how many mothers will
give their children medicines containing
violent and dangerous drugs for bowel md
stomach disorders, when better results,
with absolute safety, can be obtained by
the use of a'pure, pleasant, harmless rem.
edy like DR.. Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup
Pepsin. Try it at once. Sold by all drug
gists at Soc and $l.00. Money back ii it
fails.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Cards for the Dead.

The fashion is becoming popular III
Paris of leaving cards at the ceme-
terry. An oak box, placed on q tomb
stone, is intended for the cards OF
those who visit the resting place of q
departed friend. In this way the neal
relatives find out those friends who
still cherish the memory of the dead.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
NEVER BECOME FEATHERED
Eggs Which This Stranger Eats Are
Boiled, Consequently Birds
Don't Issue.

A vegetarian had an amusing experience
the other morning while at breakfast. His
family was out Of town, and he went to
q restaurant and took a seat next to a
stranger.
The vegetarian took occasion to adver-
tise his creed by telling the stranger that
all meat was injurious and that the hui
man diet should be strictly vegetarian.
But" said the stranger, Il seldom eat
meat"
You just ordered eggs" said the vege-
tartan. "An egg is practically meat, be-
cause it eventually becomes a Bird
''The kind Of eggs | eat never become
birds" answered the stranger, quietly.
"what kind Of eggs do you eat?"
principally boiled eggs" said the
stranger.-Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
japanese Custom.

When a japanese babysis born it il
customary to plant a tree. On the child's
wedding day the tree is cut down and
is given to a cabinet-maker. Furniture
made of the wood is regarded as one OF
the chief ornaments OF the aew home
Youths Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Talks Them OFF

Mrs. Blue-Mrs. Blank has an aw.
fully easy way of getting rid of her
troubles.
Mrs. True-What is it?
Mrs. Blue-By Indicating them onto
her friends! Detroit Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
More Than She Could Stand.

Bridget--Ye didn't stay long in yer new
place, Mary Ann.
Mary Ann-Faith, | did not. Me W
silf-rispict wouldn't let me. Shure, they
had the kayhole of iviry door in the house
plugged p.--Philadelphia Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
His Opinion.

DR.. Pills-See that squeezed-in waist?
That's what they cali an hour-glass girl.
DR.. Bills-Hour-glass girl. Ell?
eyes. What do you think of her."
"Well, if she keeps up that sort of lacing
I should say her sands OF life will not be
long in running out."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Satisfied.

The advertisement by fraudulent
quacks of certain compounds to make
negroes white" ought to have the e..
feet, at least. of making the negroes
content to remain black.-Kansas City
Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29

In a way the common people deserve to
be called the herd, and in a way they
don't. They stampede at shadows, while
real dangers don't disturb them; but, On
the other hand, no herd can be skinned
again and again.-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29

Pusheck's-Kuro is a wonderful medicine
nd cures where all Others have failed,
especially in Rheumatism, Pains. Weak
ness and Stomach Trouble. 1t is the best
Blood and Nerve Tonic. Sent on trial. DR..
J. Pusheck, Chicago. Book free. Write.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Not So Great.

Mifkins-What do you think of that
fellow Uppson?
Bifkins-Not much. If he was to jump
in a mill pond his waves wouldn't drown
any dueks.1Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Not IN His, Vocabulary.

"How do you pronounce "c-h-a-u-f-f-
e-u-s-e?"
Il don't pronounce it. In fact, |
don't even think it.''-Chicsso Rec.
ord Herald
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29
Given Away

On receipt of zoe to pay cost Of postage and
packing, a full-size SLIGO box of Or. Now
rey's "Stomach Tablets" They cure indi-
~yestion. STOMACHIC CO., Sturgis, Mich.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29

A farmers wife may have to work hard
but did you ever see a farmer try to dirt!
He usually brings ONE of the children to
town with him and they keep him busy.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29

Nothing delights some people more than
to have other people ask favorF Of them.
It gives them such pleasure to fuse IN.
Y. Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-06-29

Piso's Cure for Consumption IL an infalli.
Bile medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w.
Samuel, Ocean Grove. N. j., Feb. II, 1900.