davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1905-02-27

The %sircerest lovers are those who
are t~ongue-tied and don't know where
to put their feet.
, 1905-02-27

For ine job printing leave orders .,
rhe Republican ofaca.
, 1905-02-27

There is a tiger in England with
ust thirteen stripes on its body and
orty-five stars On its tail.
, 1905-02-27

A motheriy dog went stark Ea,t last
week because she couldn't N up her
husbands pants for the puppies.
, 1905-02-27
IF WOMEN ONLY KNEW.

No man eve loved a oma just
because she was good.
, 1905-02-27

A wise girl neve turns down an Of
fer of marriage until she gets a stran-
gle hold on a better one.
, 1905-02-27

Old papers, rs cents = hundred. q
The Republican once.
, 1905-02-27

'er has trained moths to eat cut but.
oniioles in vests.
, 1905-02-27

Now send your best girl a box OF
strawberries and thus convince her
that you didn't go broke during the
holidays.
, 1905-02-27
MILD ANIMALS , HAVE KNOWN.

4 lobster to rivet legal papers together
V it'll his claws.
, 1905-02-27

The fiirt doesn't deserve the peace
full fate of the spinster. She ought to
be forced to marry a lazy man and
take in washing to support him.
, 1905-02-27

Sunday cshool yesterday was Tie
largest for several weeks. Mr.. Hogbin,
the pastor of the church, stated at
it was the intention of the building
committee to provide a much larger
Don in the new church and he be.
lieved the attendance would continue
to grow.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
Stole Art Collection,

PARIS, OCT, Ian EnglIshman
named Hayes was to-day sentenced TO
Imprisonment for eighteen months on
the charge OF having stolen a collection
of coins, medals and canoes from the
Rev. Jeremiah Zimmerman, OF Syra-
cuse. N, Y, the well-known numismat-
ist and gyptologist. The collection,
which was valued at 500, 600, was to be
given 10 the Metropolitan Museum Of
Art at New York.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
MISSING Man In Asylum

CHICAGO, OCT, N-william T. Cren-
shaw. whose disappearance from the
Del Praao Hotel late In August caused
a sensation, is now In the insane asylum
at Kankakee. He was sent there by
order OF Judge Carter, Of the County
Court, six weeks ago, but as he hear
ing was private the decision was not
given out.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
CHICAGO POST Office to Move

CHICAGO, OCT. l9-The Chicago
tPos.oflce will be transferred to the
new building at noon oct. Is, ten years
after work was begun on the tounda'
ton Of the structure, The moving in.
wolves the continuous handling without
ia moments delay u 100000 pieces Of
nrst.ola<s mai and 200 tons Of second,
third and fourHh-class, hundreds OF
Thousands of registered packages and a
large amount OF money.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
To Announce Peace.

TOXIC, OCT, la-The Ofhcial Gazette
in an extra issue to-day announces that
the Emperor will proceed to the Temple
OF Ise to report the conclusion Of peace
with Russia. The date Of his journey
has not been fixed. A personal visit o.
the Emperor to this temple Is a rare
event,
The evening world., 1905-10-19
Steady Nerve al 100,

DETROIT. MICH, OCT. la.-Ehlert
W. S,relow. a resident Of this city since
1869, died Yesterday, aged one hundred
years and two months, His sight was
50 good and his nerves so steady that
he was able to shave himself until after
his hundredth birthday. He wus the
father Cf nine children, five OF whom
are living.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
jap Army REORGANIZATION.

TOXIC, OCT. III P. Nit is be-
lleved that the Fourteenth and Six.
teenth Divisions Of Guards will be sent
10 the Liaotung Peninsula and the Thir.
teenth and Fifteenth Divisions TO Corea,
A reorganization Of the army on the
corps basis Instead Of the division Is
being strongly advocated.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
Thieves Took Family Plate.

BOTTOM, OCT, N.-Justlne Ingersoll'.
daughter OF ex-Gov. Charles r, Inger-
soil OF Connecticut, has notified the
Boston police that some time during
Ithe past summer she had been robbed
of valuable old family plate, The prop
ierty, she reports, was aiken from her
residence In West Roxbury, where MISS
lngersoll has lived since last April,
when she removed from WeStvilie, a
suburb OF New Haven
The evening world., 1905-10-19
5000 Strike in Berlin.

BERLIN, OCT. l9-six thousand
workers employed in the underwear
trade OF Berlin have struck. Following
the declaration Of the strike the en-
ployers' association held a meeting and
decided on a general lockout Oct. % un.
less the strikers resumed work by that
time.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

Extraordinary efforts are being made
this year by Democrats in Monmouth
County, New Jersey. 70 elect th'..
candidate s. Old-timers In this Dom
ocratic stronghold of years gone
by look forward to a change 'I
sentiment By tie voters Wli,h will brlhs
back Old %cOHdltiUus when Democratic
legislative delegations we're almost
invariably elected.
William * D~.vCrouY. 81 Ashlrr
Pork, NOMINEE for Assembly, Is known
The evening world., 1905-10-19
Adleu to Military Attaches.

TOXIC. OCT. l9-Thirty-three foreign
military attaches who were with the
M~ancAurian army we're received N fare
well audience bv tho Emperor to-day
and were afterward guests Mt luncheon.
Among them were Gen. Burnett. Of tho
British army, and Gen, Macarthur, OF
the American army.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
Veteran Book Seller Dead.

SYRACUSE, n. Y, OCT. l0-Jona.
than @. wynkoop died at his home IA
this city to-day, aged eighty.one years.
lie was in the book business here from
1856 until 1870 and sold books 20 the Rcv.
Richard +. Cleveland from which
,irovcr Cleveland studied as a school
boy at Fayetteville.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

Butchers Join for LEGISLATION

SYRACUSE, N. Y, OCT IA State
branch OF the Amalgamated Meat CUT
tiers and Butcher Workmen's Union was
organized in this city yesterday by
delegates from Syracuse, Buffalo,
Rochester, Auburn. Utica, Albany,
Troy, New York, Brooklyn and several
smaller cities. II was announces, mat
the chief purpose Of the organization If
legislative, and 20 this emil an agent
will be maintained at Albany during the
sessions OF the Legislature to look after
the interests Of the butchers
The evening world., 1905-10-19
Spaln'S King Receives CdSSini

MADRID, OCT 19.-Count Cassinl. the
new Russian Amba ssador 20 Spain Qor-
merly Ambassador OF Russia at Wish
ington), IA received this afternoon by
King Alfonso, to whom ne presented
his credentials.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
FOR osHIMA.

TOXIC, Oct. ls.-Gen. Oshima, whose
promotion from Acknowledgement 10
general was announced yesterday, has
been appointed Commlnder-ln-Chie ~
The garrison OF the Liaotung Peuln-
sula.
The evening world., 1905-10-19

Iote Tits Drug
Sale
Here's Notions

Herp'S NOfiouS d; Note THIS Drug
Dc psr yard for Waroqs soorr I1x1tIye oul,.
AZ re SIX Covered Waist \ 1UC me faHiets yum
Aco for I5r DR.. ZsleTs
&c EcciISSsD." ~ '"''p' INcg oil.
Eo Tor q sD1oa u Klrg's GQc for ClOO Size Of
w 2,u.yarl NJ a e. h n w tastdr3 Wine Of
Thread. Cod Liver on
e. pcr ward tr Toe SIR an for 25e Size Of Or.
~ Trimming Brlids. lJCEarls syrup ot Tar
A. for s"tock and Wild NhcIryi 4Jc
az Feet per pint.
OSc Tor Doc finished son 25C NorvIa u liver
SUI Pillow Slps, DI. Noe ner mint.
f0p for 100 Support. M for 25c size Of Ab.
Avn ems. w beys Salts,
The evening world., 1905-10-19

S2.S5 per rair for 400
pairs q the great
Or. Arthur $500 cushion
Sole Shoes for tired and
aching net, They arr
made II box calf, Wei hid
and patent colt-sRln. plain
ual uppd toes, rGD5,r
heels. no jar The greatest
cumfEt-giNinE shoe ever
known sizes q 10 H.
The evening world., 1905-10-19
S4.39 for 5000
Dining Tnble

mad, from sold oak, hn.
ished golden, 42x,2 incl
square top, DIP rim, uve
massive Hut,d legs, exesl-
lent construction and I'm.
ish, cen be extended to 6
feet.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
IN A NOTE
Indiana Girl Apprised Promised Hus-
band of Her Marriage to Younger
Man.

Evansville, Ind, Aug. 1G.-Miss Met
Tie Frances Carr, a society woman of
Evansville, chose between youth and
age, Tilted the man she had promised
to wed and became the bride OF ano,h-
err Last night Miss Carr was mar
ried to John Warren Pearse, Jr., a
wealthy business man Of ST. Louis,
an Englishman BY birth and hand
some man 1t developed today that
Miss Carr was engaged TO marry John
Huntington Crandell, prominent law
yer Of Kansas City Mo. a widower
who has two daughters at school
Recently invitations were received
here for a wedding breakfast, to fol-
low the Crandall-Carr nuptials, which
were to take place August Is. Pearse,
who had long been sutton for Miss
Cars hand, came here and induced
the girl to accept him and turn down
the Kansas City barrister. Immediate
ly after Miss Carr became the bride
Of Pearse she wrote Crandall a note,
telling him their engagement was
broken.
Mr. and Mrs. Pearse have started on
"a tour of the east.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
MOUND CITY.
. > . . . . . = . . .
August is. 1905.

9. FL Murphy manager Of the ice
plant. left at noon today over the Him
o.a Central route for Chicago. He
has mission Of business and business
with him lies rolling. The ice plant
IN broken down. there is only a three
days supply Of its product in store
and the figure on the weather notch
stick is in the neighborhood Of a hun
cred. The ice machines here were
manufactured in Chicago and parts
and fixtures for them cannot be found
In another city. The repairs will be
made within seven or eight days.
Oscar Mason Of Valley Recluse was
in town today. He brought a prime
beet animal 10 one of our butchers.
MT Mason has a humane mode of get
ting live stock to market He has
frame mounted on a strong wagon that
Will accommodate two cows or hair
dozen hugs Or sheep, and he hauls
them In, He thus saves the strenuous
labor that II attached to driving and
the animals are saved the worry ami
heat, being fit for slaughter immediate.
~ upon their arrival at the stock pens.
"a. ]. Mcbride, the champion nut
meg melon grower was in town to-
day. He has marketed thousands OF
tae Rocky Fords" this season.
Byron Council Of ST. Louis. who has
been visiting his parents in this city
for couple Of weeks, left for the
Future Great" at noon.
Mr. and Mrs. William Fl. Leidigh, of
MERRIAM, drove to the county cap
ital this forenoon to do some shopping
and returned home by twelve o'clock.
Miss Mary Robertson, OF East St.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17

August 10, 1905.
Mr. Ed Robinson returned Tuesday
from a trip to Niagara Falls and no.
rcnto, Canada.
Joe saliba is home from his visit
to Missouri and Arkansas.
Mrs. Givens returned this week from
her summer vacation
Arrangements have been made by
the Y. N. G A. for special services to
begin September 8 and continue fer
two or three weeks. Mr. w. E. Char
les. of Dycusburg, Ky, gospel singev
of considerable reputation, has been
secured 10 have charge Of the music
which viii be a special feature
Don't forget Bessie Guyon Drake al
the Congregational caurcn Saturday
night.
Beginning with this week the N.
M g. A. workers and the shop men
will conduct a noon hour meeting At
the machine shops.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
GETS MILLIONS
AFTER LONG FIGHT
POOR VETiNARY OF SPRINGFIELD.
Ill, HEIR TO VAST ESTATE
IN NEW YORK cITY.-coN.
TEST WAoED Is YEARS.

Springfield. IT. Aug. 1G-After a le
gal hattle lasting a quarter Of cen
fury DR. Austin Drake a vetinary sur
.gaon of Springfield, has come into a
fortune of millions.
DR. Drake Will leave Springfield soon
for New York City, where he has been
Informed by attorneys there thar So
100000 in cash awaits his disposition
This vast sum, however. is only a
portion of the fortune he viii inner
il, and it is said that the remainder
WI exceed even this amount.
Or. Drake is a poor man ana prac-
ideally his whole life has been spent
in litigation with the hope of secur-
ing the vast fortune to which he knew
he was entitled He is now 70 years
old His two sons are employed as
motormen on a local street railway.
The estate for which Or. Drake has
battled and won il said to cons st of
real estate iii the heart Of the city of
New York, although his victory In
court at this tine does not affect the
title to the same. and ne will secure
money instead The original fight
was instituted In 1904, at which time
the ground was owned by Or. brakes
grandfather. After the elder Drake
and his wife died the heirs engag ed
in litigation, and the property was
finally divided without the adjudica-
ton of the courts. Since that time
the matter has been carried through
various courts.
The late Congressman Springer. who
represented this district In congress
for seventeen years, was Or. brakes
attorney up TO the time OF his death.
Since that time William L. Gross of
this city has had charge Of the case,
and 1t II said that Ute pushed ii 10 a
successful termination in conjunction
win law firm in New York City.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17

Miss Ina Harness of Doneola is Wis
iting her sister, Mrs. A. NJ Stone.
Misses Pearl and Fay Elkins re,
urnel sunday to their home IN vi
emma. after a two weeks visit with
Anna relatives.
Miss Sadie Hoar is visiting friends
in Villa Ridge this week
Misses Bessie Reese. Velma and
Roxie Snyder Of Carterville spent two
days this week with Mrs. sallie Reece
Miss Marie Eaton spent Sunday with
ber mother at Pinckneyville
> n Smith left Tuesday for Ben
ton Harbor Mich. where he will be
engaged in packing fruit
Rev W. WI Faris and wife return.
ed Tuesday 10 their home in Miami
Fla. after an extended visit with
their daughter. Mrs c. H Wiley.
Miss BERTHE Wick Of ST. Louis ar.
rived Monday for visit with her
father. NJ T Wick.
Judge W. n. Butler and son Com
fort, were in Anna Monday and Tues
day
Archie Rooney. who has been suf-
fer ng with rheumatism for several
years, died suddenly Sunday at the
home Of mis- parents, Mr.. ami Mrs. j.
l. Rooney. aged twenty years, The
funeral services were conducted at th 2
Catholic church Tuesday afternoon,
followed by interment III thn Anna
cemetery.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17

sheriff Weaver and wife of Mound
City spent Saturday in Grand Chain.
Sam Price is on the sick list.
Miss Lillian Stahlheber went to
Belleyire Monday TO visit with her
aunt. Mrs. Joe Gauge.
J. r Eyers of Belknap is spending
a few days in Grand Chain.
Owen Cooler and Clip Height of
Belknap We're in town Tuesday
Miss Minnie Roach of Olmsted Wis
tied with Miss Kate Mantz Tuesday.
The entertainment by Miss Drake
Tuesday night was a grand success.
Miss Edna Balance of Vienna. m,
came down Tuesday 10 help in The
Tuesday night.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
ANNA.
August 1e, 1905.

August 16, 1905.
Born Tuesday. August Is. to Mr.. and
Mrs. Fl. G. Hartline, a daughter
Miss Marie Peeler OF st. LOUIS lis
visiting her sister. Mrs, Ino. VI. Moore
Miss Annie George left Monday for
Chicago, for brief visit with rela-
tiyas.
Mss Lizzie Myers Of Marion u Wis
iting Anna friends.
Guy Parks returned home Tuesday
from Columbus, Mo. where he spent
several weeks with Fred Miller.
Miss Bessie Carlisle departed Sat
urday for months visit with rela-
lives in Centralia.
NJ SIS Julia Jones spent Saturday and
Sunday with Mrs. G. b. Dewey at Cal
ro
Mrs E. A. DAVE and daughter Dor
othy returned Monday from a months
visit in New York.
Dr. r B. Goodman of Golden was
In this city Monday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17

liz is now planned not only to main
tain the present agreement VITA the
international typographical union, but
also to effect a similar pact with
pressmen, booll-binders and ph0io-en-
grayers. Under this new plan, if one
organization on strike calls out one
or all the others, the expense is met
from a general fund. instead OF the
striking organization being compelled
To pay the expenses of a sister organi-
cation called out The matter will be
thrashed out tomorrow.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
so.oss NAMES
On Voting List of Philadelphia Which
Are Fraudulent.

Philadelphia, Aug. 15.--According to
a statement made today by directors
OF the department Of the public safety
based on canvas made by police,
there are GOOSE names on the voting
lists Of this city which, under the
law. have no right to be thereon. AS
SCISSORS in all voting divisions of the
city will be asked to strike the al
legged fraudulent names from the lists.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17

several from mere attended the ice
cseam social al Elco Saturday night
d. . NJ. IIeilig made a professional
"Trip TO Elco Saturday.
Died. Monday, August IA, OF dropsy
Dollie Reedy. aged about 10 years The
has been suffering from this
dreaded disease since May last,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
NEWS FROM OUR NEIGHBORS .

Louis, arrived in this city a day or
two ago for a visit with friends OF
three weeks duration Miss Mary is
an able and noted teacher and win be
a useful attendant upon the county
ssachers' institute that convenes here
on September 4th
Il was Morgan and not Tckstone that
pitched for the Mound City base bali
team last Sunday and securai twenty.
one fanouts out Of a possible twenty
seven
Wall 4 Cant are negotiating for the
sale of the south lot that belongs to
the Lizzie Trover property on Com.
mercial ayenue. above East Fourth
street
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
CHINESE MERCHANTS
ARE SUPPLYING FUNDS

Manila. Aug. i6.--Chinese merchants
here are secretly supplying Chinese in
Moro land with funds to carry on the
boycott against American goods. The
Chamber Of Commerce has petitioned
members Of the Taft party that Moro
provinces should not be controlled by
the Philippine assembly but should be
created through an act Of congress ter
ritory Of United States.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
MOUNDS.
August 1e. 1905.

80 ~~~~~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
BARELY REACHES
SHORE BEFORE SINKING.

Block Island. r. l.. Aug. l5.TThe
steamer New Shoreham while enter
ing the harbor today on her trip from
Providence. with 100 passengers,
struck a sunken wreck and after an
exciting run for the dock, sank TO the
main deck just as she ranged along
side the pier. The passengers vert.
able TO land over the usual ganf
plank 4
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17

) MILL CREEK, I'LL. .
AUGUST Is. 1905.

c. NJ Brady, Of Eieo. spent Sun
day with John Heater
N. F Goodman, who recently bought
the flour mill here. has moved into the
reformed parsonage.
The corn crop is going to be heavy
in this locality
Wheat threshing is thing of the
past and the farmers are busy prepar
ing the ground for another crop Of the
golden grain.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
GRAND CHAIN.
August 16, 1905.

August 16, 1905.
Theo. Dlepenbrock aud family spent
Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Henry Bar.
thel.
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Cripper Of
Mound CRY were up Saturday on BUSH
ness.
John Dry has purchased the Crippel
farm one mile south Of town.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-08-17
WILL STAND BY THE
TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION
Chicago stereotypers and Electrotyp-
ers Continue Old Affiliations.

Chicago, Aug. 15.--Instead OF break
ing away from the Internal onal typ
ographical union and abrcgating the
agreement by which both organiza-
tons contribute to joint defense
fund, as proposed 'by a faction Of the
International stereotypers and electro
typers union, now In convention here,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-11-24
POWERS TO VISIT
WRATH ON TURKEY.
international Fleet is Expect
ed to Sail for Sultan
Ports.
POWERFUL FLEET At ATHENS
Foreign Ministers There Pay Visits
TO Commanders-Austro-H Hungarian
Ambassador Telegraphs Fleet to
Sail.

Athens, Nov. 24.-It is understood
that the international feet will sail
today.
The foreign ministers yesterday
paid visits to the commanders OF the
warships OF their respective coun-I
tries. The commanders later held 3
conference on board the Austrian
flagship. A
Vienna, Nov. 24.-Baron Won Calico
the Austrian Hungarian ambassador
at Constantinople, has telegraphed
Admiral Ritter Won Jedine for a por.
ton of the international fleet to sail
Immediately, proceeding either tc
Mytilene ian island of the Grecian
archipelago belonging to Turkey, in
Asia), or for Besika bay (near the en-.
trance of the Dardanelles.)
London, Nov. 24.-The persistent
refusal of the Turkish government tC
accept European control of the rev.
enues of the vilayets Of Macedonia,
notwithstanding the .ultimatum pre-
scented by the allied powers is about
to lead to the putting into operation
of the threat of a naval demonstra
ton with the view of compelling the
acquiescence of Turkey in the Euro
pean control of the administration OF
and the proposed reforms in Mace,
donia.
The obduracy of the sultan appar
emily Is based on the belief that he
has the passive support of the EN-.
peror of Germany and upon the jeal.
ousies supposed to exist among the
powers interested.
In diplomatic quarters it had been
supposed to the very last that the sui.
tan would yield and even now it is ex.
pected that he will do so before the
international fleet takes active meas
ureS.
It is understood that the sultan ap-
pealed vainly to Emperor William,
Emperor Nicholas and Emperor
Francis Joseph against the projected
demonstration. The combined feet
of the powers now assembling at
Piraeus consists of six large and four
small vessels commanded by Admiral
Ritter Won Jedine Of the Austrian
navy. Great Britain is represented
by the armored cruiser Lancaster and
the scout ship Sentinel, Austria by
the armored cruiser ST. Georg and the
torpedo cruiser Szigetvar, Italy by
the ammored cruiser Giuseppe Carl
baldi and the torpedo boat destroyer
Ostro, and France by cruiser and
gunbOat.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-11-24
SLAVE OF A PEDDLER
SAYS HE WAS STOLEN

Clear Lake, Nov. a. Kidnapped
from home, gagged and bound and
hidden in barns and holes until search
for him ended, a six year old boy has
told startling tale to Mrs. Almeda
Hedges OF this city.
The lad told the woman that three
or four years ago he was enticed from
his home at Cedar Falls by an Italian
peddler, who coaxed him from his
mothers yard with peanuts. When
out Of sight he says the Italian gagged
him and carried him away. After
several months, during which the
lived in out of the way places, the
lad says the peddler ended his journey
at Mason City.
He claims that the peddler makes
him follow the wagon on foot selling
pins, that he was beaten, abused,
half starved and his life threatened.
The youngster cannot remember his
real name, as he was but three years
old when stolen. /
Authorities at Cedar Falls have
been notified. 5 EN- ass3 .s.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-11-24
Convincing Evidence.

Winthrop, CAL, Nov. goth Especially
"A plain and straightforward story
is always the most convincing. And
that is what has impressed us most
in reading the testimonials in regard
10 Dodds Kidney Pills. The expert
ence told by Davis Lewis of this place
bears the ring and stamp Of truth
upon it. He says:-
IT was troubled for six months
with dull heavy pains In the small
OF my back, sometimes it passed into
my stomach. at other times up be-
tween my shoulders. When it was
in my stomach I was doubled up, and
hardly knew what to do for the pain.
was advised to take all kinds OF
remedies, and did so but without get
ting any relief. Then some one told
me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills. I got
a box and began taking them. The
first few doses gave me relief, by the
time had finished them all the pain
was gone and have been we'll ever
since"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1905-11-24

t I d
A college president, noted for the
extreme correctness Of his language.
and his closeneas in money matters,
once bought pair Of ready-made
trousers and had thSm sent home.
The bill read: "To J. A. Thompson.
debtor, one pair pants, five dollars"
The pedagogue called on Mr.. Thomp-
son and said pants" was incorrect;
1t should be trousers" Said the
clothier: eve been in the clothing
business twenty years and I've al
ways sold two grades of goods, pants
and trousers. Trousers are every
thing over five dollars In price; pants
everything Ave dollars and under.
It's pants I've sold you, and it's pants
you'll pay for"