Gunnison news-champion and tribune., 1905-08-25
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hike the pilgrim IN Mia am ever
hnnslae the RIVER oi life.
The morning of june 18th G. W.
Jr alias Bud savself and conpaa-
,on with the ,aaa who paws the balls
IN command. arrived in this blsom
an burg
There was no public demous.rs-
tion in oar behalf II Was no john
Paul Jones arrival aor Perry de-
parsare" just s.saply aa a9greGa-
tion of reuteDs from wsy back.
Transferring wears traly wss no
easy contract Talk about ''b~ttlng
IN, I'm buttery trust II there +
anything on the trail ! didnt Nit, it
wa~ the high places.
The seaeFal manager 81 the clrcas,
10 ealivea nay splF',s, persisted IN
tFeadiAg On my rheamstic feet, and
would never ring the bell till after
the explosioa.. Our landing would
comye,e with that Of Christopher
Colsnbus when he discovered
Anserica. Thirty cents woald seem
a colossal fortsse when compared
with the knowIedse Of our true
worth We fully realized we were
not on osr native heath.
Finally We were run in and even
thst failed to arrest my rheumatism.
After civilization papers had been
served ON us the boss Of the excur-
sion waited himself homeward, and
Junior, with some relatives, hlked
Of TO The old New Hampshire hills
% far sway"
Tslk about hot time in the old
town, this town 10 1T" For two
weeks in this mo~th the very sir
wss microbized with red hots, but
when the water wagon strike was
bsoken. relief came, and the mi
crobines and 9ermorines fGlir ed
tAsir easasc@ent by elopiAs. But
= II was in kish life it was coHeid-
sssA este The tAiAe, don't yox kDos.
Ya, Nsw YosA City is grsst! rA
ksasd Il Il - vssl sbesa WsM
ssA HUaaiaA riaAase - JeAa
D. nerksoknss's (A 49, 49, i -
Il hin %" explains ~ hair thst
was lost in The fog and his stomach
trouble, slso his tainted money.
'Taint likely his money caused
the loss of hair or affected his stor-
age department, but it may have.
Come to think of it there's man in
our town, the topof whose head is as
slick as skating rink, and he wears
a similar facial expression, and with
its fringe of hair, looks like whisk-
ers on the moon. But on the bot
tom floor of his outgrowing counte-
nance there fourishes a voluptuous
crop of hair that is out of sight or
nearly so, for he keeps them, or it,
corralled inside his shirt. The kids
say he keeps his stomach warm that
way. Maybe so, for the color of 'em
is red. There seems to be bond
of sympathy between the hair and
the stomach.
Strange amt it. how the goods
of this world are divided. The rich
and progressive man has the dough
he has kneaded minus the hair,
while his socialistic brother bears
the burden of hair and stomach that
no amount of knocking will jar.
Yes, New York City is surely a
democratic spot on the map. A
track walker is no more respected
than multiplied millionaire. Moth
ing cheap about this city but labor,
notoriety and canned beans. Beans
4 cents a can. chamber maids Sl2
a month.
Oh YES. where am | at? We are
nicely located one block and half
from Central Park, at the Wagner,
81 East J9th street, Room 8 call in,
are on the fourth floor, our rooms
fronting the back of the building.
Have two large north windows over
looking a small court where an or
chestra Of tin cans and tom cats
hold forth every night
A piano fend lives near by, vino
runs up and down the scales till !
know he must have chilblains. And
so dav in and day out SIT and look
out upon house and chimney tops
with a glimpse of sky o'erhead.
When ] grow weary of the view, ]
close nv ewes and see things and
commune with nature. Of the past,
and dream Of a river where once |
pitched my tent in the long ago
INra IHE VALLEY.
Oh come with me beyond the misty
hills.
Into the valley Of our hearts de-
sire;
List to tie music Of the singing
rills
And wander through the gardens