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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Tearing Up the Treaty.

So many amendments were offered
to the Santo Domingo treaty i'll the
committee on foreign relations
Wednesday that K will hardly be rec
ognized as the original document when
Il Is again presented TO the senate.
Whole sentences have been reversed
and new articles added All the
amendments are subject TO material
revision. 1t was predicted that when
the treaty comes before the senate
the work of the committee will have
TO be done all over. The treaty is ex-
pected 10 be in shape for report to-
morrow.
In the senate Mr.. Bacon presented
his remodeled resolution. which now
directs tho committee TO examine and
report 30 the senate whether ID is com
petent under tho constitution Of the
United States for any agreement, CON
vention or protocol, not made by and
with the advice and consent of the
senate. but solely through the execu.
tive branch Of the government, to be
made with q foreign government to
bind such governments and To consti-
tute a constitutional agreement under
which the United States shall be au-
thorized and empowered to take pos
session OF the custom houses Of such
foreign government and administer
them.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
suicide Under suspicion.

Deputy County Treasurer William j.
Hawkins, of Bay City, committed sui
eide by shooting himself through tho
heart at his home some time Wednes-
day morning. Members of the family
did not hear the shot fired. but his
wife found the BODY on the kitchen
floor when she went downstairs. Haw
kins was suspected of completely in
forging drain orders which were re-
Gently presented to the treasurer to be
cashed Investigation of the matter
has been under way for some days,
but no arrests had been made. HaW-
kins declared his innocence, but told
his physician that he couldn't prove il.
The doctor left him in highly ner-
vous state. and had warned the family
that there was danger of suicide unless
they succeeded in quieting him.
Hawkins was 50 years old. and
leaves a widow and four children. He
had been employed in the county Of
fees either as deputy clerk or deputy
treasurer for upwards OF 10 years.
Two years ago hundreds of dollars
were secured on fictitious paper
Thomas Lee was dealing in orders
then and a warrant was out for his
arrest, when one morning his dead
body was found in ditch where he
had been drowned. Meantime FIR.
Rafter had taken up the forged orders
and paid into the treasury, without
any explanation, 81 1900. The matter
was then dropped. and it was not
really believed that Lee was the for
ger, as he was not good penman.
The person suspected of being his ac-
complete left the city and has net
been seen since.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

4 Paris letter to the London Telc.
graph says: Dyspepsia is now system.
atically cured by laughter. It is stated
that doctor, in return for 4 large
fee, admits patients into his private
institution, where the mirth treatment
is administered. The method sounds
simple enough. \ few dyspeptics sit
ariund q room and begin to smile at
each other. The smile must never be
allowed to fade away. On the con
trary, it must be developed by will
power into grin and the grin must
become a guffaw. Then you have tc
20 on laughing until your sides ache
by when you will already feel much
better. A course of a week or two OF
the treatment at the rate of couple OF
hours giggling a day cures the worst
case of dyspepsia. Would it not, how
ever, be cheaper and more offectual t
20 to the Palais Royal:
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

NEWS
A WEALTHY BANKER CON-
VICTED LEADER OF A
FIREBUG BAND.
THE PRESIDENT IL SATISFIED
THAT THE NAVY IL NOW
LARGE ENOUGH.
CASSIE CHADWICK Is FOUND GULL
~ on SEVEN Oh THE
COUNTS.
our Navy VIII DO.

difference OF opinion exists be
tween the president and general board
or the navy concerning the number OF
warships and cruisers necessary to
maintain the dignity and power of the
United States. Admiral Dewey and
Rear Adnirals Clark, Converse. Capts.
SpCny. Swinburne, Swift, Schroeder
and wainwright. who constitute the
general board OF the navy, are on rec
ord as advocating Il much larger nav
al establishment than the president is
now approving. The president has re
Gently expressed his opinion that the
forty armored vessels. which will be
the size of our navy when the war
ships and cruisers ordered are com
pleted, are amp'e To meet any emer-
gency that may arise. He thinks the
navy should he kept up TO date, and
that vessels should he replaced from
time 10 time rs they deteriorate with
age or become outclaSSed.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
WHY HE WAS ALARMED.
Feared Death by Lightning Stroke
Might Run in Families.

Gen. James a. Wilson told the fol.
lowing story OF Washington Irving,
which he had from the latter's lips:
During a prolonged stay in Eng.
land" began Mr.. Irving, II was one
day walking in the country with a
friend when violent thunderstorm
burst upon rs. We stopped under a
large tree. and while standing there |
was reminded OF the fact that a
brother of mine who had taken shell
ter under an oak on the banks OF the
Hudson was struck by lightning. |
mentioned the incident. The face OF
my friend took on a look of consterna-
ton. lie ran ont into the pouring
rain. and when | shouted to him to
come back he answered:
No, sire-ee! That kind OF death
probably runs in your family. I'll take
my chances out in the open instead
OF by your side'
And he did added the hermit OF
"Sunnyside"' with smile that woul..
have opened OYSTERS Pittsburg Die.
patch.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Thc snecinl sesslnn.

Many senators are indulging i'm spec
ulation rs TO the length of the session
required to take action or the Santo
Domingo treaty. and whether party
lines will be drawn when the conven-
ton comes to vote. Thus far il has
not developed that either party will
caucus. and in fact So much indiffer-
ence as to the fate OF the treaty has
been manifested except in small circles
OF both parties that il Is not believed
there will be any attempt to line up
the forces. The opinion is expressed
that the treaty will be brought to a
vote by the end Of this week. and that
the special session may be adjourned
sine die on Saturday.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

legs and stomach were swollen. and
| had no appetite. When doctors
failed to help me | began using Doanh
Kidney pills and improved until my
back was strong and my appetite re-
turned. During the four years since
| stopped using them have enjoyed
excellent health. The cure was per-
manent."
(Signed) George w. RenoH.
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y. For sale
By all dealers. Price, so cents
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

To mitigate the asperities OF tooth
pulling is Il human endeavor-thc i'll.
tention is worthy of applause even il
it falls in some degrees short of its
aim, declares the New York Times,
But a Paris dentist who has recently
been trying music as an anaesthetic tc
allay the pangs Of his customers en-
countered legal opposition in the pro
ceeding and was pulled up before 10.
cal court to answer. The ground of
complaint against him was that in the
Pharmacopoeia music was not recog-
nized as an anodyne and that his use
of it in such way was irregular and
unprofessional. He was let off with
n small fine and a judicial admonition
not to stretch the powers of melody
hereafter to such an imaginative de.
gree.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Disgrace and Death.

George \. IIasty. the bookkeeprr for
the Lansing State Savings bank who
committed suicide Friday evening by
blowing off the top of his head with
a gun. did so because he was $4,000
short in his accounts. He was treas
urer of the Masonic Temple association
and had pocketcd some OF the funds
Plans were OF foot for n settlement OF
the shortage and the retirement OF
Hasty when the deficiency was discov-
cred this week. but he preferred death
TO facing the disgrace.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
DIsFiGURED BY ECZEMA.
Wonderful Change in Nisht-in a
Month Face Was Clear as Ever
Another Cure by Cutcura.

81 had eczema on the face for five
months, during which time | was in
the care of physicians. My face was
so disfgured | could not go out, and il
was going from bad to worse. A
friend recommended Cuticura. The
first night after washed my face
with Cuticura Soap, and used Cuticura
Ointment and Resolvent, it changed
wonderfully From that day | was
able to go out, and in month the
treatment had removed all scales and
scabs. and my face was as clear as
ever. (Signed) T. J. Soth, 81 Stage
Street, Brooklyn, n. Y"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
The One Thina Necdfui.

She doesn't care for operas. the
drama or the play; she doesn't caro-
for dancing-she isn't built that way;
she doesn't care for homework. for
flowers or for books, she doesn't care
for poodles-she doesn't like their
looks; she doesn't care for dresses.
for hats or fancy hose-the only thing
she does care for is a man who will
propose.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

While the Americans who do save
their dimes and dollars save more
than their British fellows the custom
United Kingdom than in the United
States, says the New York sun. Over
there at least one in four of the popula-
ton has a savings bank account, large
or small. With MS the proportion. is
less than one in Ten.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
The total appropriations Of the last

The total appropriations of the last
session of congress were sS1S.47S.914,
according to statements by Mr.. Hem
enway. chairman Of the house appro-
priation committee, and Mr.. Living
stone. Democratic leader of the COM
mittee. The latter compares the APP
proprIatIons OF 19O3-1906. which total
e.. 153. 292 900, 10 those of 1S93-1S9G In
Cleveland's administration, OF S2.01G,-
243.753. Mr.. Hemenway says the pub
lic debt has been reduced TO $780,
295 g97. and that s3O,000,0O0 year is
being put in the sinking fund. Under
Cleveland only s3.000.000 a year went
into the sinking fund.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

In this era of education, of books
and Libraries, OF newspapers aud
periodicals, OF schools ana universities,
evening schools, lectures and the other
endless opportunities for self culture
which our country in particular affords
all classes, Success declares, there is
no excuse for ignorance. 1t is only viii
that is wanting.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
a Mysterious Death.

The mysterious death of William
Shubael Goodspeed, aged rs. who fell
upon the street in Flint Wednesday
night and died three hours after being
taken home unconscious, is still mys-
tifying the physicians who conducted
the post-mortem. The heart, lungs,
brain and stomach were found in good
condition, except the lungs. which
showed a slight discolor. Some of the
symptoms led one of the doctors to
believe that he died from morphine
poisoning. At the time that Good.
speed fell and was assisted up by a
passerby, he was smoking a cigar,
which. he informed those who went to
his rescue, had made him deathly sick.
A portion OF the brains. lungs and
stomach were sent TO Ann Arbor for
analysis.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

Salzcr's strain of this Wheat is the kind
which laughs at droughts and the ee-
ments and positively Knocks Black Rust,
that terrible scorch!
It's sure of yielding 50 bushels of finest
Wheat the sun shines on per acre on good
Ill, Ia, Mich, Wis. o., Pa, Mo-, Ncb.
lands aud 40 to go bushels on arid lands!
No rust, no insects, no failure. Catalog
tells all nhnnt II
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

The specially farmer IS generally a
prosperous farmer. Make a speciality
OF something and then make study OF
it and learn how TO produce The best
of its Kind in your neighbo.hood. You
will soon have the buyers coming to
you, and what is more, they will he
paying you whatever price YOU may
ask
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
How's This ?

We Offer One Hundred Dollars Reward Tor any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrl. cure. - - -
We the undersigned. have known +. J. Cheney
for the last Is years and believe him perfectly non
orable I'm all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by hisnrIn.
WALDING, k1NEAN a MARVIN, -
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hairs Catarrh Cure IS tlSen internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents res
bottle. Sold By all Druggists.
Take Halls family Pills for constipation.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

Joseph Berno. once Il respected rest
dent of Napoleon. o., accompanied by
his paramount. has been on trial in
Jackson for stealing 500 from Kaa-
mazoo man. He was sentenced to from
two and one-half to five years in Jack
son. while the woman. who was his
accompllce. was given from one TO five
years i'm Dcteoit house Of correction.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
.xr,sEMENrs IN DETROIT.
weel, Ending Mar. Is.

DvrpoIr OPERA HoUsE.-~.Mar. 10, VI and -,
",rhe GENTLEMAN from Indiana
r.vcsrn THEArER-- "Hanlons New Supcrba. =
Mat Wed. and Sat. Eve. l9c &c, 90 'oc.
r..w.yrrTE TnEArRE The Byron Douglas
COMPANY. The Private secretary"
wuITSry THEATER-Terry McGov5rn. Mat.
tDc Use. CSC Eve. l0c 20c., voc.
TEMPLE THEArER AND WoNDcRIAND-- After-
Moons 2.t5 lOc to 25c; Evenings ELS, iuo TO 80.
hvTNuE THEATRE Vaudeville = Afternoons
IS s.. and DOC Evenings -. -, 80 and -
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Coed Character the Best Of All.

A good character is the best tomb
stone. Those who loved you. and
were helped by you. will remember
YOU when forget-me-nots are withered.
Carve your name on hearts, net on
marble.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Cost Of Printing Postage Stamps.

Postage stamps were printed and
eummed by contract for fifteen cents
per 1.O00-the paper being supplied
by the governmental 1870 The
are printed much cheaper now.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

III 49,
delphia, Pa, a
man OF good rep
II ia tion an d
standing. writes:
Five years agoI
was suffering So
with my back and
kidneys that ]
often had To lay
OF. The kidney
secretlons " er q
unnatural, III y
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

st. Joseph citizens are indignant at
the board OF works, because the city
has been in darkness for several
weeks.
Old Andrew Thompson. the Monta-
que hermit who was found a few
weeks ago in a starving condition in
his old hut, with $3.50 in his possession.
is dead
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Hides of Cow and Horse.

A cows hide produces thirty five
pounds of leather, and that of a horse
about eighteen pounds.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Mere Bows Than Girls.

The average birthrate for Europe
shows that for every 100 girls log
bows ere born.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
-Il7IWANN

JUST SEND 10c AND THIS NOTICE
&C. the John A. Salzer Seed Co.. La Crosse,
Wis, and they will send you free a sample
of this Wheat and other farm seeds, to-
gether with their great catalog, worth
$4,000 60 any wide.awake farmer. lW.N. u.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

Some men think they are mighty
engines because their lcaky boilers
make much noise.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
HAD TO GIVE UP.
Suffered Agonies from Kidney Dlsos'
ders Until Cured by Ooan's
Kidney Pills.

George W. Renon. of 1853 Nortl
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

When the sheriff comes in at the
door, the debtor jumps out of the win
dow.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
THE MARKETS.

Detroit--Catlc market steady at last
weeks prices. the best price paid being
81 IS per cwt. Mich cows, best grades
SS5 az Is, others s2OGf30. The bulk OF
sales OF veals ranged from s. 50@5 ~.
H9gstsht to g99 sd butchers I1, l,r. sSg
So 95 roughs. 81 25@l so; stays one
sheep-Best lambs. 81 80; fair to
good lambs, s7m7 so; light 10 common
lambs, 50 soar: fair 10 good butcher
sheep, s5a5 -; culls and common,
So 50G0i so.
ago-Good to prime steers. 81 15
as %: poor 10 medium. SO S0M4 so;
stockers and feeders, 81 6O@f SO; cows,
s36l4 30; Gamers. 81 60@2 40: heifers.
Hogs-Butchers, 81 S0m5 TO- good to
choice .he&2Ny ~, g o ;;gbt rough ~!
bulk OF sales at 81 95@5.
Sheep-Good to wethers. 81 60@6 10:
fair to choice mixed, 81 sos 40; ma
tive lambs, s547 So.
East Bunalo--Best export steers. 500
S. 60; best 1.200 To 1,3O0-lb shipping
steers. 81 50W5; 500 20 1,000-lb do. SIG
so; best fat cows. SO 5000; fair to
good, s. 5Om3; trimmers, 81 40Wl 60;
best fat heifers, 81 25mi so: medium
heifers. SO - as 80; common STOCK heif-
ers 81 5OG3: best feeding steers, 800 to
.O00-lb dehorned, SO 1904; best year
ling steers, SO SOFAS co; common stock
ers, So 5000; export bulls, s4@f %; bo-
lognas S36t3 2J; fresh cows and spring
ers dull and lower: good cows, $4Om5O
medium TO good, $22 GD32; common, SIS
6D20. There Is no demand Tor lato
springers, and IL is best not TO ship
common cows until the weather gets
warmer. as il is almost impossible TO
sell them Best vcals. 81 I0mS; COM
mon and light. So 70 rs; heavy, $50 T.
Hogs-Mcdiums and heavy. 81 400
As: workers., So 40m As; pigs, 50 400
3 A.; roughs, 81 65@4 40
Sheep-Fair to good, sS@S 40; culls
and common, SO 75m7 %, best west
orns. SSMS 20: mixed sheep, - f5@6;
fair 20 good 81 5015 10; culls and
bucks SO 500 so; ycarlings, 50 1907.
Grain. Etc.
Detroit--Cash wheat: No. red,
81 Is; No. 3 red, 81 IL; No. / white.
Acnrn-No. mixed. 5Ohc; No. 2 yelz
: low. cars at 50&c, l car at 81 Ac'
j ear at sic per bu;
( a4iLc: No. 4 white, l car at 33hc bu
Rye--No. . spot. nominal at soc bu
Renns-March. 81 a; May, car ~
81 Sc: June. 81 IS; July, l car at 81 81.
/ car nj 81 % per bu.
Glover seed--Prime spot, zoo bags at
81 IS.
Cbieago-Casn wheat: No. 2 spring,
e. 1oGi 15lb; No. 3, 81 0i@1 14h No.
rod 81 1884 al II. Corn--No. ?. 46& CT;
No . yellow, 47lkc. Oats-No. =, 32Ac;
No. white. sac No. white, 81 Y %
S2%c. Rye-No. 2, 7S@7S@. harley
81 9siI: No. / northwestern. 81 80; Tim
othy seed-Primc, 50 05. Clovcr--Con-
tract grade, Sl2 81.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
1fncnroni Nhent.

There is many a sip 'twixt the profit
a.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23

TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug
gists refund the money ~ II fails 20 cure. l.. w.
Groves signature IL on each box. PC.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1905-03-23
Important TO M 9th ers

famine carefully every bottle Of CAsToRIA.
,afe and sure remedy for infants and children,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

-@erba9t. 9i9tsrIins der
bon sinem SrGulein, oas er pere9rt,
elm 9ebidt 5uriid erbGlt): ~Soate bic
T6on einmal in elmer Rebuttion unges
felt setpefen fein9"
Inter Srduen. - rSente
Dir, i'd bin meines Munnes erite un6
ein3ise 2iebe!!" = .Wus min bas fas
gen9 Sd soar BON einem 9ubenb Nes
benbubIerinnen bieisnige, peI4s mein
@atte h~eirathetete!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

= 8ere9tist. Mubame (ents
riiiteD: rQDus, ben suuSen Sdinten
bat Sbr Saab seseFen9 Der pirb
aber INNER breiitsr!!" S0din: mir
Iinb ard isbt perIobt, Mubume!"
os.
= ,Die man6e 9elebrte perii4ern.
peroen bic 9Ionben i'm 2uufe Der 3eit
gang uusIterben." Sunse Dame: lid,
fpie beneioe i9 ba i'm bordus bic leBte
bii6I6e 9lonbine auf grben!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16
IN Rebensr

Insepunbte Rebenss
Dirtb: Der @ait min ni9t
glau6en, LAP bas Saienbruten 1T?
Saben Sic es ibm benin ni1t Orbentli9
plauiibel esma6t9" &e1ner: % ia,
aber es tpar allies fir bic Sab!"
-8ei 9eIegenbett. 5rdu:
,llnIere &09in mill mir gar teine
Re6te in Der Slide einrdumen."
Mann: .Siebit On nun, tpie es lit,
fpenn man einem 10 ale Rsate be-
nimmt9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

- S9tper Su d E n. .Sie,
Serr Sdubmunn, 1T es rpabr, bab es
gefGbrli9 1T. nit benz SUB bic S4ies
ren Der slsttrii4sn8u gu beriibren9"
= rTsin, 5rdulein. 9efdbrlid 1T es
MIR, tpenn Sic nit benz einen SUB bic
S@tene beriibren unb sleidSeitis nit
benz anbersn SUB ben ObsrIeitunsss
brubt."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

-@nbGi9. alte Sungfer (rpeIte
siren unosrbpfften 2otteriesspinnit
madD: ~9ott lei 9unt, ieBt bin i'd
bod snblih 6eirutbsfdbis!"
= Moberne gben. - SO!
Sic befinoen ii9 uuf Der 9p95sitsreis
ie; aber lpo lit benin Sbre 5rou &C.
mablin9" = Die 1T i'm Ni4truuders
coupe"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

8ersIeid. Srau (ars einem
porleienb): rRaum 1T in Der
t~leiniten 5iitte fir elm sliidIi6 liebsn5
paar -" COMMENCEMENT: vSa
tpetBt Su, @lpirid, als mir beiratbsz
ten, ou batten mir aud cine 8obnung
bon nur 5ebn 3tmmern."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

9emeinamer Duni6.
u. (drlf benz Seimpese bonn Dirtbss
baus): rWas bait Oh Dir seipiinf9t,
als ebsn bic Sterni4nuppe fiel?" =
g.; DAB mel glts fdou i9lGft, fpsnn
ia nab !Sauie tomm'." = ~: SD
audi"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16
OtpIo mutif6.

OtpIomati6 d. &lient:
,9ennen sic du9 ben Gbdratter Der
Dame senau, bic sic mir ba empfebs
len9" Seiratbspermittlsr: pWis beiBt
tsnnen? Die 6rauen iinO aleIammt
Rdtbiel!"
-SannbGibt's @e9dt t.
r8si Sbnen tebren Dfters So4Seitss
reiIenbe Elm, psrSebren bic bisl9"
8irtb: rSm alaemeiHen nidt, muir db
unb gu tommt es Dor, bab Der Munn
tpeeen ungliidlifer 2iebe trintt."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

- Aus Der S9uIe. 2ebrer:
rWarum 'teist bas Queditlber in bic
S0be, tpenn maj bas thermometer in
beiBes @aFer iteIIt9" S9iiIer: nDeiI
es ibm un:en gu betb pirD."
= Sbperbel. = p2eeen sic
benin Sbrsm Wanne Mbenbs feline
@drmflai6e ins Bette" - vWo benz
ten sic bin; Der 1T ia 10 a~bsebdrtet ;.
Der nimmt Iosur man4mdl ben Settr
tii6ler nit ins 8ett!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

-Gs5eftli9. SaIomu Woblse'
rub 1T Operirt iporbsn, unb Der 9ots
tor Offnet, um ibn gu perbinOsn. elm
Putet nit Der 4ufidrift: pautii. 9ers
bunosa3s". gls bus Der Sa!omo lisft,
Idreit er uuf: Soft Der gsredts. Dot.
tor6en, CT tpolIen mer bod niht pers
b;uosu nit Mathematician 9uas.~
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16
@Irihe @eeIen. &enner

- @Gei9e SeeIen. &elIner:
.,3fpei paar 8rutpiirite fir 9errn
8ierbuber." Wirtb: Dem iteaen sic
nur elm Poar bin. Der 1T ia I4On bss
trunten uno iiebt ulles boppeIt." Sell
uer: a@si4ie9t idon, er bat ia pier
9aar beitslt."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

Rsnommase. @ieIfa6er
SausbefiBer: mas mir ba neuIi9
paFirt 1T! 4ls i9 bur9 cine StraBe
fpa5isrs, erbIide i9 nit einem MaIe
mebrsre SGuier, BON benen i6 i9on
gang perseFen bate. buB iis mir audi
gebOren."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

9rdutisam: sd tperbs ulIo bei>
ne SanbI9rift BON benz @rupbolosen
Heumann beurtbeilen luHen, mein
Sers! -. Oh bait bod feline gngiig"
9raut: % nein er foq ia ni6ts
periteben i"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

,Mamu, fagteIt 9u ni9t INNER,
bab 2iesdcn bon allem ben srOBer'n
She'll betommen IOa9"
Song rsdt, mein Sunse! @arum
frdsit DUE"
,Dir babsn nGmli9 5uiummeH bic
srobe gaie i'm Salon Serbro6en!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16

-usberfGiffis. .Serr 2eut'
nant, buben sic i9on bic @emGlbes
@allerie seieben?" ~Nee = i'd male
felber."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-16
geneibenspsrtbss Gnoe.

.@as, Der 8rGumeiiter tit in einen
8ierbOttid sefulen unb ertrunten9
Sas 1T ia f9redli4!"
rglu, ptFen's. fter6sn miif'n mer a
mol ale I'm a ideenern Sob tOnnt' /
mir net letdt tpiini9'n!"