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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
GLORY.

at know an English lady," boosted
Mrs. De Style, who can show eight
quarterings."
THAT'S nothing" sneered Mrs
Muchwed. 81 know st. Louis lady
who can show eleven different mar
rage certificates, and no two with the
same man, eyether."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

isn't this a bird Of bonnet?"
asked she.
1T is more than that" replied the
young man; ''it is the bonnet OF q
bird"
After which the course of true love
ran smoothly.-Houston Post.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
UNCLE ALLEN.

UNCLE ALLEN.
It's all right, I suppose, for wom'
an to make an hourglass of herself
If she wants to be in fashion," observ'
ed Uncle Allen Sparks, but her sands
of life will run out good deal quick
er.n-Chicago Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
The Race Problem.
BY Presider1t RooseVeIt.


The
poll
tca of individual
himself
is moral and
crminaly
cooed who fails
lawful
bnsa cooed of his people
the black then its future
home is
the welfare OF
he is willing
cod all together is the white
his ehh
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
q q q
Why Equitable Business
Methods Will Prevail
BY George Batche1or.

need no longer combinations
only people that oppressive trust is illegal ant
the doom Of cannot despair of the republic
It's heart is sound executive forces tn
Of the last three in great thu
people when they aroused what they please
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
ALL FOR HIM.

THAT'S old Skinner. earned 70
for him once"
"You mean you earned IS doing
some work for him?"
"Put it any way you like. I mean
I earned the IS. but never got IT,
Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
A vERDANT JUDGE.

"That judge didn't seem to under
stand what moral tugpitude meant.
well, should say he didn't he
doesn't know turpitude from turpen-
tine."-Galveston News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

An EFFORT is being made to form an
Actors Union in England
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
SUGGESTION.

SUGGESTION.
"How did De Guy happen to give
Laura an engagement ring so sudden,
ly.'
"Why, they were out walking and
she called his attention to ring
around the n."-Chicago Record
Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
PRACTICALLY NOTHING.

But have you any idea," asked
his secretary of the treasury, what
it will cost to put the country on
war footing?
I'VE don't need to figure on that"
irritably answered the South Ameri-
can president. IN time Of war the
soldiers will go barefoot. Chicago
Tribune.
OPINIONS OF IMPORTANCE.
is he a man whose opinions count
for much?"
Il should say so. He works in the
weather bureau."-Chicago Journal.
An effort is being made to form an
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
BAD INSTRUCTORS.

BAD INSTRUCTORS.
ut is said that canaries can be
taught to talk"
well. it is to be hoped they won't
call in the parrots to teach them
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
SOFT FELLOW.
Miss Ascum-Have you really brok.
en- of your engagement to himf
Miss Flytte-Oh, yes. I just had
to. He was getting too sentimental;l
began to talk to me about matrimony.
Philadelphia Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
Electricity as a
Motive Power
By DR.. Henry Smith Williams

the interior Of mechanism connection WIN
the should find apparatus consist
ing essentially coils wire adjusted compacy about an axis
and closely of powerful elecomagnet
These what called armatue When
the switched through this aratue as
the mutual attract0ns
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

around the moon. -CulCd6o RecotV
Herald.
IN THE LONG RUN.
~Madge gave up that English earl,
didn't she?"
eyes, she's after a Russian count
now"
'Well, she'll probably catch him II
she studies Oyama's tactics-Cleve'
land Plain Dealer.
IT'S TOTAL DEPRAvTTY.
The Good Trust--You know you
have run up the price Of eggs because
you've got the visible supply cornered
and there are no fresh eggs to be bad.
The Bad Trustees; the hens JUS
tify the means.-C Chicago Tribune
A GAINFUL LOSS.
Eyes; she has just lost her hus-
band"
poor woman! Shall We not con-
dole with her?"
Congratulations would be more In
order. She lost him via the divorce
court."-Louisville Courier-Journal
UNCLE ALLEN.
TITS all right. suppose, for a wom-
an to make an hourglass OF herself
If she wants to be in fashion," observ'
ed Uncle Allen Sparks, but her sands
of life will run out a good deal quick
er."-Chicago Tribune.
AN EXCEPTION.
Biff-Do you think perseverance 10
a good quality to cultivate?
Bang-No; I had to propose to my
wife four times before she accepted
me, and if hadn't persevered SO
I'd have been a free man!-Detrois
Free Press.
RUN IN THE FAMILY.
"You are smitten at an early age"
remarked the beautiful girl, slapping
at the first mosquito of the season.
'It's heredity," murmured the dy.
ing insect. my father was only two
DAYS old, when he was mashed on
a fat girl at a summer resort!-
Cleveland Leader.
WORST EVER.
Mrs. Brown-My husband has the
worst case of insomnia I ever heard
of.
Mrs. Green-Is he unable to sleep
at night?
Mrs. Brownies, and he can't even
sleep in church.-Detroit Tribune.
MAKING AN EASY CONQUEST.
isn't this a bird Of bonnet?"
asked she.
ut is more than that" replied the
young man; cit is the bonnet OF .
bird"
After which the course of true love
ran smoothly.-Houston Post.
A vERDANT JUDGE.
"That Judge didn't seem to under
stand what moral tuypitude meant"
well, l should say he didn't he
doesn't know turpitude from turpen-
tine."-Galvesto News.
GLORY.
'T know an English lady" boosted
Mrs. De Style, who can show eight
quarterings."
THAT'S nothing" sneered Mrs;
Muchwed. 81 know a st. Louis lady
who can show eleven different mar
riage certificates. and no two with tne
same man, eyether."
ALL FOR HIM.
That's old Skinner. I earned 70
for him once"
"You mean you earned IS doing
some work for him?"
"Put it any way you like. / mean
earned the SIS. but never got IT,
Press.
PRACTICALLY NOTHING.
But have you any idea," asked
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Sullivan Concludes.
Sullivan a Homicide;
Charge Preferred By Hearst

Mr. Speaker. 1t seems TO me that the
gentleman from Massachusetts MIR.
Sullivanl has very largely exaggerated
the article which appeared in my news
paper He has altogether misstated the
reasons for the publication OF that ar
ticle. Personally, / did not inspire nor
suggest the publication of that article,
but 1 am entirely willing to assume all
responsibility for everything that APP
pears in my newspapers. no matter
whether I inspire or suggest them or
not. The gentleman from Massachu-
sets Mr.. SuIlivanl intimates that there
was local color given 20 the article with
q desire. possibly, to injure him in
Massachusetts. Yet hn failed to state
that / own a newspaper in Boston.
Mass, and that the article did not APP
pear III that newspaper.
The gentleman from Massachusetts
apparently criticises my action, or lack
of action. on the floor of this House.
wish 20 say in reply to that that I am
proceeding here in the way that 1 think
most effesctive TO my constituents,
have heard incompetents speak on the
floor Of this House for hours for the
mere purpose of getting their remarks
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14

To any Kidney sufferer who has not trir,i
my remedy offer full dollars worth free.
Sot mere sanple-but regular dollar boz
ae-standard size and staple
There IS nothing to pay. either later.
1 ask no deposit-no promise. You take no
risk. The dollar bottle is free--because mine
Is no ordinary remedy. and 1 feel SO sure OF
its results that I can afford to make this of
fer.
In the first place. my remedy does not treat
the kidneys themselves. Sucn treatment is
wrong. Fer the kidneys are not to blame foE
poWer-no self-eontroi They are operated
and actuated by a tiny shred Of a nerve
II the kidney nerve is strong and Reality the
kidneys are strong and healthy. If the Kid
ney nerve goes wrong you know It by the in
This tender nerve is only one Of great
system OF nerves; this system controls not
only the kidneys. but the heart and the liver
and the stomach. For smpiicfty's sake I
have called this great nerve system the In
side Nerves" They are not the nerves OF
feeiing-not the nerves that enable you 10
walk. 10 talk, to act. to think They are the
master nerves and every vital organ, is their
slave The common PANE for these nerves is
the sympathetic nerves because each set
is in such close sympathy with the Others
that weakness anywhere results in weakness
everywhere.
This is why / treat not the kidney tina. is
weak. but the ailing nerve that MAKES It
weak. This is the secret Of my success. This
IS why can afford to do this unusual thing
10 give away TREE the nT5t dollar bottle.
that ANY STRANGER may know how my
nledy succeeds
The offer is open to everyone. everywhere.
who has not tried my remedy. Those who
have tried it do not need the evidence. SO
you must write Me for the free dollar bottle
order. I will then send you order on
your druggist for full dollar bottle. stand
ard Size and staple. He Will pass IL down TO
you from his stock as freely 8 though your
dollar lay before him and Will semi the Dill
te me. Write for the order today.
For a free order T,ontx on Dvsnarsfs
for full dollar bot Book on the Heart.
tie you must address Book 3 on the Kidneys
DR.. Shoop. Box B7s5, Book for Women.
: Racine Wis. State Book for Men
which book you want. Book on Rheumatisn
Mild cases often cured by single bot
tie. For sale at forty thousand drug stores.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
IN MEMORIAM.

BEACH-In sad but loving remembrance
of my dear wife and our loving mother,
MARY V BEACH. who departed this life
four years ago. February II. 1901.
Gone but not forgotten.
Her Devoted Husband, Son, and Daughter.
1t
HUYCK-In remembrance Of LIE ROY and
CHARLES HUYCK. who departed this life
three years ago. February II and Il, 1862.
Angels in the sight of God
BY Their Mother
1t FRANCES HUYCK (nee Dungan).
wEAYER-In sad but loving remembrance
of our dear beloved son and brother, RICH
ARD r WEAVER, who departed this life
Two years ago today, February II, 1903.
Outlines to the graveyard wander,
Flowers TO streW with tender care
On the grave of dear son and brother,
Where death finds aim sweetly resting there
Yes. busy hands folded,
His work on earth is done,
His troubles all ended,
His heavenly crown is won
His heart true; his life was young,
Yet not our WILL but Gods be done.
once our home bright and happy
Oh, how sad and dreary today,
For our loving son and brother
Has forever passed away.
1t By His Parents and Brother.
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DEATH RECORD

John Skirving. IS, Providence Hospital.
Charles Littieton, "a. Freedman's Hospital
Lizzie Lewis. 60. Fort Reno Tenleytown
Mary Bonner 81, 528 goth ST. NV
Kate Z. Lands, 70. The Everett.
Robert Hunter, 80, 61S I'd ST sw
Louis E. Johnson. 6S, 1006 F St NV
Jennie Z Cornwall, g. Providence Hospital
Edna Louise Dice. mos, Ross estate, r st
John w Wallace. IS. 625 ACker st. ne
Pferson Stevenson, %, Freedman's Hospital
Josephine Carter, mos. $40 23d St NV.
Francis Paul Tucker, Az mos. 81 K st ne
John Mahoney, hours, % Myrtle st. ne.
Aaron Dent. mos, 457 ST NV
Lucy Rocket. IS. ID and H SITS. ne.
William II. Barker. 80, III 1st ST. NV
George Drew, 10. Homeopathic Hospital
Annie c. Belt 60, 2129 St NV.
Isabella Brooks, II mos, s5o7 9th st. ne
French r. Ross, 50, Govt Hospital Insane.
Elizabeth T0lman. 5t2 mos. 1880 9th st NV
Volney Purcell, 50, 4I2 New Jersey ave Sc
Sarah Johnson. So. 1852 Cd st. Sc.
James Donohue. So 330 18th st. sW.
Evelyn Melvina Shivers, II. 11I9 10th st. MY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14

NO SUBS TITUTE

has yet been found for cod
liver oil. There are so-ea1led
extracts, wines and cordials of
cod liver oil that arc said to
contain the active principles
but not the Gil itself. This is
absurd on its face. You might
as well extract the active prirl-
ciples Of wheat and make
bread with them. The best
form OF cod liver oil. that can
be digested and assimilated
most easily, is SCOTS Emul-
sion.
Wen send you a sample free.
SCOTT & BoWA E. 500 Pearl Street, New Yors
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
DIED.

SCHWEINSHAUT- On Monday. February
l3 1905, at Las am, cATHARINE SCHWEIN-
SHAUT.
Funeral will take place on Wednesday
morning at 10 o'clock, from her sons resi-
dence, 529 Thirteen and-a-half street south
west; thence to st. Donini IS Church, where
a requiem mass viii be said for the repose of
her soul. II
WILLIAMSON sa .urday. February Il.
LIAMs.~late capita United States Penn
syivania Volunteers, aged seventy-three
years. father of NE. e F. Terfiinger and
George Francis Williams, Of Washington.
d. G. 1t
KANE-On Sunday. February u. 1905. at
6:45 pm, JOHN KANE, beloved husband Of
the late Johanna Kane. II
EGAN-On Monday. February 49, 1905. at
the residence Of her son, Dr. Maurice F.
Egan, Washington. D. c., Mrs. MARGARET
McMCLLEN EGAN, widow of Maurice Egan,
aged eighty-six years. 1t
PEARSON-On Monday, February i3. 1905.
LILLIAN. only daughter of Harry c. and
Matte q. Pearson 1t
RAUg-On Monday. February 12. 1905. at
2;30 pm, MARGARET Z. OiNEAL. beloved
wife OF Ezra w. Raub 1t
BELT-suddenly, on Monday February 10.
1905. ANNIE CATHARINE. aged sixty years.
widow of Trueman Belt. jr., and daughter
of the late Dr.. Grafton Tyler. 1t
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
COMPULSORY TRAINING
FOR PENN STUDENTS

PHILADELPHIA, Feb 1.-THE regu-
lar compulsory courses in physical cul-
turc were started yesterday by Dr. r.
TAFT Mckenzie, instructor in PENIS
new gymnasium Five classes of about
thirty each were drilled by j. Leonard
Mason and G. E. Suffer, assistant In
structors.
These classes were, for the most part,
made up Of men in the college DEPART
ment. but few of the students In .he
professional schools are also availing
themselves OF the opportunities For
college men only is the course scompuI-
Sory.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
SPECIAL NOTICES.

10-INCH disc talking machine records.
now, 55c each while they last. Good as
sortment- Come and hear them Room
0, eso + street, a E. JONES, Manager
jal9-50t
ATTENTION District Corporations. Let
s:ents before the Garfield Bill nullffies
your charter; everything for $500. COR
PORATION AGENCY CO, 1II5 &. Phone
Main 31G0 fe19-eod,tf
NEW DOMESTIC sewing machine:
either chain o. lock stitch; TWO ma
chimes In one. Iightest running. bali
bearing machine simple and durable.
Sold on monthly payments. Special
discount for cash Phone or mail orders
promptly attended to. DOMESTIC
SEWING MACHINE CO. AGENCY. 30
b st. NV Machines rented, S9c week.
ia16-tf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
ATLANTIC CITY HOTELS.

The Washington Times advertis-
ing representative in Atlantic City
IS John c. Benson, general manager
OF the Resort Advertising Co., Bart
lett building, North Carolina and
Atlantic avenues. All advertisements
will be accepted at the same rates as
at the home Office of The Washing
ton Times.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14

never destroyed for theirs is an in
iiGence built. on the respect OF tnelT
patriotism, virtue, love of truth. ana
Steadfast devotion to those great max
inns of human right which were enunei-
ated by the founder Of the grand, his
toric Democratic marty By constant
adherence to them sooner or later we
VIII eme: &c from the shadows OF the
Peoples olstrust and gain anew the con-
i.dence OF our fellowmen. Ano thouSIt
that day may be long postponed, yet by
remaining true to those principles we
Will be an effective minority that, eXeF-
cIsing Il saiutary check upon the ex-
cesses OF the majority, VIII perform
signal service to our country
Duty of Democracy.
The duty of Democracy is not to pave
the way to socialism, but to prevent its
achievement. Democratic faith is vaiu-
able or vaiueiess to the country accord
ing as it opposes or fails to oppose the
mighty force of its ancient faith as
bulwark against the rising sea OF social
ism. toward which every present poIacs
of the Republican party is fast driving
us. And shall the men who would per-
form d service to the country, by CHING
ing as to very life itself TO the prin-
cipleS that have created the country >
greatness. that nave made the Demo-
cratic party magnificent in Its hour OF
victory and respected IN It's houf OF
defeat-bc destroyed bv the puny men
who, dead in conscience as they are IN
patriotism, and actuated by the NAL
ignity of wounded ambition. would seek
revenge In the assassination OF Iaose
who guard the sacred vessels. or the
party faith from the contamination OF
impure hands2 No. Mr.. Speaker, tney
will not be destroyed; but even II that
We're possible, the principles when lEley
confess viii not be destroyed, for they
are absolutely indestructibie.
know, Mr.. Speaker, that prudentiai
reasons warn against controversy
with a newspaper of this character.
These reasons present the danger OF eA-
posture to new form OF yellow peril
as disastrous to reputation as the other
form is alleged to be to Christian civil
fzation. But while 1 remain member
of this House | will reply TO unjust at
lacks in the newspapers OF the men VINO
attack me by sending 10 the clerk
desk to be read with the article COM
planned Of an estimate of The character
of my tradueers. which was given upon
the floor Of this House as the audSInent
of those with whom these gentlemen
lived and who for that reason knew
them best.
Sullivan Concludes
Now, Mr.. Speaker, will conclude. If
by my remarks i have checked the
scheme of political assassination which
has been marked out by a Nero of mod
ern politics, or have even called public
attention to its evil purpose, believe
have performed a service to The House
and to the country-to the House by
insisting that each member shall duly
respect each other. at least outwardiy
and to the country by exposing the mai
ice that inspires these newspaper ar
ticIes which operate to create in the
minds of the people false impressions of
their public servants. prolonged aD-
pIauSe.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
"kENTUCKY IN CIVIL WAR"
THEME OF JUSTICE HARLAN

The Soldiers Union of the First Com
sregational Church assembled last night
to listen TO a lecture of Associate Justice
Harlan on kentucky in the cisn War"
Justice Harlan recruited and at one
time commanded the Tenth Kentucky
Volunteers in the Union army
Captain Bradford. OF the Department
of the Potomac, G.. a. r., presided. The
song program concluded with the sing
ing OF America, the audience standing
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
SEARCH BEGUN FOR BODY
OF JOHN PAUL JONES

Ambassador Porter at Paris, France.
sent a dispatch TO. the State Depart
ment, today, whici1 indicates that he
has already begun digging for the body
of John Paul Jones. and that there is
every prospect Of success in finding it.
His cabiegram says: Have sunk
shaft. Found rows of graves undis-
turbed seHanteen feet deep
The body If found viii be brought to
Washington for interment
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
HAUNTED, coNFEssEs MURDER.

GREENSBURG. Pa, Feb. 4.-George
Williams has surrendered and admitted
killing man named Gilmore at Web
ster Pa, several months ago He said
he had been haunted day and night
ever since. The police never were able
to find clue to the murderer
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
STEAMER SINKS AT KOBE;
NINETY-F0UR DROWNED

LONDON, Feb. 14.-A dispatch from
Kobe. Japan, reports that the small
steamer Natorigawa ran into the harbor
works at osaka on Sunday and sank,
and that ninety-four persons were
drowned
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
Sewing Machines for Reus.

BY week or month at low rates The
Singer is acknowledged the iightest run
ring and most convenient of any. Try one
and be convinced. Only at the Singer
stores 1915 18th st. NY. 616 9th st. NV. 20
Pa. ave. Sc, 1858 nj st. NV, Washington.
D, c.; 526 King st, Alexandria, Va.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
4 auARAMTEEu cugE FOE pIrEs.

Itching. Blind Bleeding, or Protruding Piles.
Your druggist Will refund money IL PAZO
OINTMENT falls to cure you in to IA days
so cents.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14

THE WILTSHIRE v,rgiq5a ave.
Open all year. Capacity go. Long distance
phones in rooms. Delft cafe. Orchestra
Special winter and spring rates.
8. s. PHOERUS
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
NEW CLARION Kentucky Ass.
Sun parior. 80 up weekly. s. K. BoNIFAcE.
HOTEL RUDOLF.

Open all year. European and Am Plan
Ocean front Hot and cold sea and
fresh water baths Orchestra. c. p. MYERS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
BIRTHS.

UPMAN-on Morday, February 1s 1905.
to Mr. and Mrs. RANK UPAAN. a sen.
1t
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
Charge of Ignorance.

Now, as TO the charge that 1 knew
nothing" of the various hearings upon
the pending rate-fxing bill or the char
ncter Of the proposed legislation. con-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
TO CURE a COLD I'M ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money If IT fails to cure.
E. ". Gr1ye's signature Is on each box. q
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-02-14
YOUNG's HOTEL.

EUROPEAN PLAN. FIREPROoF-
Adjoining Boardwalk: full ocean view. Open
all year. Long distance phones in Eooalss
fresh and sea water In baths Pure wstsr
from artesian well, SO feet deep; ice mada
from this water. White service.
JAMES r. KEENAN,.
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THE LoRAINE.

ST. Charles place. facing the Ocean. Ca
parity, 200. Fresh and sea-water baths. sun
paTior. etc. Special spring rates. Booklet.
CHAS. e. WAGNER
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THE CHETWoODE.

Open. Every comfort for guests. Heated
sun parlor. Rooms en- suite, with bath. g
daily; SO weekly.