Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-10-06

Trespass notices for sale at this
office. Two for sc, or 25c dozen.
An exchange asks How can drunk
enness be curea?' That's easy. Don't
drink.
After the exposures in high finance,
three-c card monte seems like fair and
friendly game.
mans superstition refuses to work
when he is offered lS oysters for a
doz ,n.
Under the carpet is not u safe place
to bank money. 1t might deceive u
burglar, but it will not thwart fire.
Telephone and tell graph poles should
be kept free from dodgers.
The low. monotouous murmur oil
the cider p ess is again heard in tie
land.
Tho average resident of Toxic finds
the horrors OF peace almost unendui.
able.
Job Printing of all kinds properly
executed at reasonable prices, at the
Intelligencer Office.
Kansas reports that her com CROP
for this year is worth $75, ,00o, 0G0.
That October thunder storm had II
July vigor.
The last applejaok distillery in LIE
high county has gone out OF business.
Excursion to the Switzerland OF
America Sunday, October Sth. on the
Reading Railway.
Samuel X. Hummer, of South Dan
Vile, is lying very III. Mr.. Hummer
has many friends who unto i'll wish
ing that lie may speedily recover.
A reward of $500 has been offered at
Allentown for the arrest and convc-
tion of the murderer of Harvey
Charles, at Coaldale.
Secretary Taft is delighted over the
improved conditions found by him in
the Philippines. Civilization is max
ing progress.
Reports from Washington indicate
that the President is going to be very
much in evidence from now OH.
The Intelligencer is at your service
rs news or advertising medium. We
await your commands.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver J. Diehl, of
Pine Grove. West Virginia. ani Mr..
and Mrs. William d. Lautz, of Milton,
are guests at the home of W. Kase
West, ESD, Bloom street.
This is the season of the year when
the tricky seller of his suffrage is look
ing about for bargain in the shape
Of the biggest price for his vote.
In the present price Of eggs the cor
nering hand of the packer is seen and
visions of prohihitiye prices before the
winter is DER loom mp before the frug
al housewife.
Rev. George Atk kinson, Of Montours
Vile, is the guest of Rev. aud Mrs.
Edward Baughton at the Episcopal
reotory.
Charles E. Hauver, of Sunbnry, spent
Sunday with relatives in this city.
Miss May Crawford, of Milton. spent
Sunday with friends in this city.
Miss Stella Doster, who is attend.
ing Buoknell University. spent Sun
day at the home of her parents, Mr..
i and Mrs. john Doster. Jr.
Mrs. william II. Jones and son De-
Witt spent Sunday at the home Of
David Wintersteen in Valley town
ship.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Barry. of Sun
bury, spent Sunday with relatives i'll
this city.
MI. and Mrs. ". @. Riley. of Will
Transport, spent Sunday at the home
of T. j. Price, East Market street.
Mr.. Roosevelt has weeded such a
wide row during his vacation that il
is hard to. see how he can improve Oh
it when lie gets to work.
Mr.. Bryan C. Dennen. of Exchange
was caller to our sanctum on Wednes
day. Mr.. Dennen is one of our enter
prising and most progressive farmers
The Intelligencer is his favorite county
paper, which he has renewed for 1906
In trying to catch his hat as it blew
off his head Sunday afternoon, james
Cavada, of Mt. Carmel, fell from 6
trolley car and WAS so badly injured
he died a half hour later. lie was 2;
years old.
Another big battleship has taken il,
initial plunge, thus adding one mor'
to the steady growth Of Uncle Sam 7
navy. The univerasl hope is that there
Will never be "A necessity for testing
the fighting qualities of these power
full vessels.
Some idea of the amount of liauo
and tobacco consumed in this part o
the state may be formed from the re
port Of the internal revenue colleoso
for the month of September. The col
lection on boer amounted to 500, 721.
90; spirit stamps, $S.507.29; cigars
el4. 1858. 90; tobacco, IS, S,90I.65.
In the suit of Roland Hill rs. Wad
Mervino, tried at Stroudsburg. ther
arose an nteiesting point Of law il
the COURT of Common Pleas. as fol
lows: Does constable have the lega
right to appoint deputy? Upon tli
point the entire case hinged, and Judg
Staples ruled that the question OF tn
deputizinR of another to make the sal
was legal proceeding.