New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-05-16

White and went out for trout about a week ago
Whites cauh wasn't very heaVy-mine was great,
One h6Oked-a fine two-pounder-neariy got
Here's picture of the beauty, taken yesterday
Said was the luckest fisher he had ever struck
Guess I'll go again next week It can spare the
Last weeks trip was elegant-the weather was
Mr. White
I was lucky from the jump; Black didn't stand
Sixteen specified beauties-sixteen Isn't that
Poor old Black he tramped all day and only landed
Here's a picture of corker; two pounds fat he
Thought faat would lose him, though: rafting
Black and went out for trout about a week ago.
I was lucky from the jump; Black didn't stand a
show.
The Urchin.
Two swell guys came out for trout about week
All DER tackle it great and gee! dey had the
See dis paper dollar; WELL dem fellers gave me two
Jes' fer giyin' dem some trout caught in Mason's
One of dem was mighty fresh; he called me little
Jes' de same got his dough. so let it go at dat
Two swell guys came out for trout about week
All deir tackle it great, and geel dey had the
dough.
milwaukee, Sentinel
The delinquent subscriber is a sensitive man and
must be approached with delicacy. 'The Norbourne
LeadeF' gets at the matter thus: I'VE really hate
to Speak OF 1t, But Some have Seemingly allowed it
Slip their minds. To us this is o very important
issue; in faoe it is necessary IN business. We won't
Speak further the Subject. Perhaps you have
guessed the drift Of remarks"
A Drawback.-Old Lady-What. you are sorry
Child-Cos ma says I'm gettin old enough to
know better.-(Brooklyn Life
Driver" said an English tourist who was being
driven on a jaunting car through the Donegal
Highlands. II notice that when YOU speak to your
friends whom you meet on the road you invariably
do so in Irish, but when you address your horse
you do in English How is this?" To which
came the retort: "AIusha, thin. isn't English
good enough for him?"
TROUBLESOME TWINS
Just patch of palm and coral. sproutng from the
With a ragged chain of mountains and some wild
Add a nest Of BIRDS and spiders children clstbeo
And you have the two republics that are making
Hayti Sesto Domingo,
Pert mosquitoes-yes, by jngoL
When Christopher CQslmbus in fourteen ninety
Was cruising through the Caribbean and other seas
And turning over turtles on their backs among the
We wish that he had Just forgot to find those
TantaliLers-yes. by lingo!
The native down in Hayti, sapto Domingo too
Has plenty Of time TO dream Of war and nothing
When he's weary picking coeOanuts or digging up
He starts a revolution Just to worry Uncle Sam
HayG, SSnto Domingo,
Fire-eaterS-yes, by lingOl
Some day old Uncle Samuel will go south across
And he'll take a bunch Of switches and some
And when he leaves the csral cliffs and wild
banana wood
Two pickaninnies OF the viii promise to be
Hayti Santo Domingo.
Need a spanklng-yes by lingo!
-CChtcago News.
It is characteristic that 10 Paris where the 'holIo
c4rl' is more naughty and imperious than anywhere
else on the globe and homely should be
discovered for the telephone. When one can't do
Anything else with it one turn his telephone TO
account as a barometer. Having planted two iron
rods in the garden. at distance OF about twenty
feet one from the other both with the wire
Of the telephone. The soil in which the rods stand
must be well soaked every eight ten days with
a solution OF hydrochlorate of ammonia Then by
listening the telephone, will be able to fore
cast the weather at least twelve hours In advance
moro accurately than with any barometer II a
cracking patteHng noise like that Of halstopes
a roof, is heard. ranstorm is not far distant
A low. murmuring sound. described POLITICALLY as
like the distant twittering of birds" foretells a
sudden change in the temperature.
The Dlfference.-AIrs shoplelgh-What! Pay s14 50
Salesnan-Eilt you forget, madam. IL has been
especially reduced from Sl5.
didn't know ii had been reduced.-(Washlngto n Life