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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-10
SETTLE BOUNDARY QUESTION

Caracas. Dec 9-Foreign Minister
Yharra and Or. Delgado Brazilian min
listers, signed protocols for the SCI.
ticmenD of The boundary question be-
tween Venezuela and Brazil which has
been standing since he treaty Of
1859
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-10
BREAK OFF RELATIONS.

Princeton, n. j. Dec 9--It was am
louneod here tonight Thar Harvard
ha broken of baseball relations with
Princeton for next season because Of
abe failure 10 agree on number Of
games 20 No played
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-10
AaallIta !4ie Rsrdlt Cantor.

Ono ot ,ha 1iHih uaga officers
captured o.! tne Morocco coast by
Ydllcatc, the bandit wrote 10 some
friends In ENGLAND recently "El Wall
onto IA Il very handsome Clan and
quite gentleman.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-10
chpr-h VIII sLnh. seats.

Lulanston church nrar Eas bourne,
Ene'aaf. 81 eafl fo hc Gee naat
church IT, l-nsland. perhaps l-e-c 3
ncne smaller q lts EoIi3. J. seats
siga- psfsezE
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-12-10

A notable attraction this season Is
Miller ana Plohn's production Of "1ae
Black Crook wheel is 70 be ulayel al
the opera house Tuesday, December
IL. The Back Crook mas no. beci
soon fer 50 long THAI it comes move
almost as . novelty II would bo ii
tciesling "a c mparo The Old spectacle
with the newer style of musical COM
edy were il no. thal Ma3sFs Miller aud
i'lohn i is said, have 80 modotnizcl
the Crcok lhat Il win bear small re
sembance to The original
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

When OZins Kansome of Pottervllle
saw the bill rendered by the physician
who Ind ministered to his Ills fcr three
days IN New York he puckered his lips
and gave n shril whistle
My stars. OH, You aren't going to
give that man any such sum of money
as that. now, are YOU" demanded his
wife, with much spirit You know It's
cxtortion you know But, to her
amazcment, Mr. Ransome placed his
hands In his pockets and tipped back
the hotel chair in II position that indl-
Gated peace of mind.
Nov. see here, Eudory." he said
TRANQUILITY. Il didn't SENSE it ut first,
but when You consider that in Potter
Vile Ia have had 10 be sick most six
months 10 run up bill o that size
we've got something TO be thankful for
that WIS took with that spell here
stead of at home"
Mrs. Ransome pressed her hand to
her forehead.
But supposlng you had only been
sick those three days at home, and
she began with II bewldercd air. find
ing small comfort in her husbands rea
soning why. then
We've no need 10 suppose" salt
MIR. Rnnsome, with cheerful firmness
We've got 10 take the DEGREES of Prov
idcncc Jest as they come. You dwell
on the thought of my being saved sIA
months IN bed right in the hent o sum
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
HEAVY LOADS.
Wonderful Carrying Power of the
tiilI Men of Tibet.

Wonderful Carrying Power of the
Mn Men of Tibet.
There are these famous weight car
riers, known TO all travellers, the Swiss
mountain women. who walk up the
steepest slopes with pack baskets of
manure on their backs, and the porters
of Constantinople, one of whom will
hike Il small piano on the curious sad
die he wears. Perceval Landon, Lon
don Times correspondent in Tibet.
speaks of hill country carrying that Is
most extraordinary.
On the Indian plains porters carry
eighty To hundred pounds, but hill
men when working by the job take
three times us much up frlghtfully bad
paths. Il have myself seen Il man
carry into camp three telegraph poles
on his back" writes Mr. Landon, each
weighing n trifle under ninety pounds.
Farther east the tea porters of Sc
chuan are notorious. and loads of 800
pounds are not unknown Setting
carried piano on her head up from
the plains to DarIeeling as too well
known TO be likely 10 be exact, the rec
ord seems to be held by certain Chi
ncsc cody who undertook in his own
time to transport II certain casting,
needed for heavy machinery, inland to
| its owner. The casting weighed $40
| pounds. and the carriage WAS slowly
but successfully accomplished.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

Old Barney Magugan vas rs well
known on his sweep stfc r as the
bluecoats on ihc beat. \ his w0rl,
became somewhat burde = me with
the increase of years the -idents Of
the neghborhood urged tine employ
ment of an assistant.
barney die not look upon the suggcs
ton with favor II snvorcd too strongly
Of the time when he should be laid on
the shelf but he consented to the
trial of n new hand ut last, and Il stout
youth was engaged whose broom made
quick work OF the leaves and litter
Yes, SIR" Barney admitted reluc-
family few mornings later when ask
ed by an old friend If lie did not find
his assistant II good worker-'yes, sir,
there's no denying he's got the muscle
to swing broom in the open; but, man
alive. when 1t comes To the fancy
touches round law post or j sewer
mouth why. he's bod nj ALL
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

Professor Smith was once lecturlng
on natural philosophy, and In the
course of his experiments he intro
duccG most powerful magnet, with
which he attracted a block of iron from
distance OF two feet.
can any OF you conceive Il greater
attractive powerY demanded the lee
turcr, with nm air of triumph
II can" answered n voice from the
audience.
Not natural terrestrial object"
'Yes. indeed
The lecturer, somewhat puzzled, chal-
lengcd the man who had spoken to
name the article.
Then up rose old Johnny Sowcrby.
Said he: Il Will give you facts, pro
fcssor, and you can judge for yourself.
When WAS young man there was II
little piece of natural magnet done up
In neat cotton dress nS was called
Betsy Maria She could draw me four
teen miles on Sunday over plowed land
no matter what wind or weather there
was. There was no resistin' her. That
magnet q yourn Is pretty good. but II
wont draw so far IA Betsy Marla"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
FACTS ABOUT TIME.
How the Elusive Moments Have Been
Viewed by Many writers.

How the Elusive Moments Have Been
Viewed by Many Writers.
Time Is hard to define. According to
the best poets time has heavy foot,
tooth, forelock and breakable legs.
1t travels In divers PAGES; it ambles,
trots, gallops, runs, rolls and stands
still. 1t has whips; it crops roses. SO
far il seems like horse. But it has
foretngcr; also n reckless hand that
writes wrinkles. This eXplodes the
horse theory Furthermore, time flies:
hence "a bird of time" Time Is mon
ey. Being also a bird time is gold
eagle. perhaps. Money is the root of
all evil. and procrastnatiou is the thief
of time. Therefore procrastnation Is
CD a chicken thief, O. Il good thing
The wickedness of time is beyond
question. II is vindictive. Il wasted
| time moums King Richard. land now
doth time waste me- Time waits for
no man Time shall throw dart at
thee. Time robs rs of our joys. Time
| will tell Time il unthinking. Time
presses its debtors. The time Is out of
| Joint, and we'll may 1t he. considering
what Il nuisance ii Is.
Time Is Il sea, Il sandy beach. n bank,
n shoal and an abysm. Also it is Il
whirligig, which seems odd when we
recall TINT time is quiet as nun
Time is good, bad. high fine, rough.
hot. Christmas, spring. waltz, common
and lovely. Among good times may be
mentioned quitting time and dinner
| tlme.-Newark News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

THAT man." said the photographer.
owes me $50 for dozen cabinets. |
wish | dared to treat him as he would
be treated In Russia.
I'm Russia II you don't pay your pho
t0grapher's bill he hangs your picture
in his window upside down. Every
Russian photographers window has
1--WE or six Of these reversed pictures
in IT, and there Is always Il little crowd
of people outside cranlng their necks
and saying:
"tOh, that Is Vasili Poporrsky. Won't
he he ashamed And look at Anna
Ollnsky You'd think she'd be able 10
pay is that Sonia Gogol thcrc2 II
certainly is. What n pity"
Russian photographers, thinks e
this unique method Of theirs. have few
unpaid bills. If only their method was
in use hcre" Chicago Chronicle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
WON WITH A REVOLVER.
An Incident of the Gambling Halls
at Monte Carlo.


at Monte Carlo.
Much excitement was caused a num-
Der of years ago at the public gambling
establishment ut Monte Carlo by an
elderly man who was said to be an
American named Captain Clyde. Hay
Ing lost $4,000 at the tables, he ques-
toned the fairness of the play and
abused the croupiers, whereupon or
dcrs We're given To debar him from
playing again. When he returned on
the following day the doorkeeper at
tempted to prevent his entrance, but he
drew revolver. walked In and took
his seat at one of the tables and began
to play. One Of the inspectors who at.
tempted to eject him was knocked
down, and when n ring of the attend
ants was formed around the captain
with the object of hustling him out he
retrcatcd In Il corner, drew his revolver
once more and after denouncing the
managers as thieves and swindlers de-
ciarcd that he would not leave the
place until the $4,000 he had lost on
the previous day was restored. After
some hesitation the managers, seeing
that he was determined and finding
their employees unwilling to expose
themselves to the fire OF his revolver
complied with the demand,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

Although the great Napoleon was not
the sort of man whom 1t was ordinarily
safe TO laugh at he WAS ridiculed and
Caricaturcd on account of his faith that
sugar could be made profitable from
beets. In 1911 the emperor promised
the French people that they should
have sugar from bcets If he excluded
from France the commerce OF England.
including the sugars of the British
West Indies. This promise led to the
publication of caricature In which
the emperor and his little son, the king
of Rome. were represented. The en-
peror was shown sitting In his boys
nursery, squeezing beet root into II
cup of coffee The baby prince sat
near him hard at work sucking IL beet
root, while the nurse, standing close
by, was represented as eXclalming,
Suck ii, dear, suck 1t: your papa says
1t is sugar." This biting sarcasm did
not prevent Napoleon from spending
several million francs at time when
his empire was under Il tremendous
strain of expenditures In bounties for
sugar made from beets.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

but Oh the contrary. they were APP
pauently the best of friends and Min
ME Brown formed mean habit, twit-
ting Jennie like this: Yes that will
happen Just about the time that that
ring appears ON Miss Comyugs left
hand And poor Jennie was forced
to listen in silence, for had she not
asserted positively that W. 5 of love
were falling from his lips She was
conscious of Il fearful disappointment
with life, and she watched this unac-
countable hero and heroine With bit
ter, resentful eyes.
Meantime the school year drew to-
ward its close, and Cartright. with II
dancing heart, saw his dream of two
years at Heidelberg about 10 material
ize into Il real experience
"rhnk of it." he said to SIS Comyng
as they rowed upon the tile lake In
the park one dusky spring evening,
after June Il I'm free. Then, ho, for
the vaterland, No more refractory boys.
no more pert, half fledged girls. no
more tinlling of bells. no more vast
Ing of life and energy on Il life I'm ut
terly unfit for-no more chalk, no more
LATIN
He paused abruptly, as II some I'M
expected thought had arrested him,
aud. trailing his oars, he looked curl
ously ut her. She, too, appeared all
stractcd but she aroused herself and
smiled, "Wel?"
i've had an awful thought" he re-
sumed s0bcrly. 1T never occurred to
me until this moment, but don't you
see there'll be no more you. either.
And Eve got 500 accustomed to you,
you know
His face showed puzzled amaze
ment that this should be so. and the
girl opposite. seeing II, smiled involun-
tarily She. too was trihe bewildcred
at Il certain quick construction of the
heart that his talk about going abroad
had given her They had been the very
best of friends and companions, but
was that any reason why she should
feel Il quick. overwhelming sense OF
desolaton at the mere mention of his
going away
Cartrght rowed on absently. mechan-
iCallN. Then, as the dusk melted soft
~ into darkness. lie made for the shore.
The girl opposite him was n mere
blurred shadow. The boat poked its
nose into the shore. and he jumped out.
The action seemed TO shake off the be
npmhlr@ amazement that had fallen
upon him, and In Its place came Il
great. glad certainty.
He held out hand twu hands, in
faet==to help Miss Comyng ashorc. and
as she put hers into them he muir
INJURED. My dear. my TITS the
scarlet thread after all"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
Il am old" the king continued sadly.

81 am old" the king continued sadly.
An that is left In life for me Is YOU
Surely for the few years remaining
could YOU not share them with me?
Think" gently what it would mean
TO YOU aftcrward. ask no love-
Il am young" the Jester whispered
eagerly. II love you. Things are be-
ginning to change for the better with
me. can you afford to sell yourself,
Margot, for gold? What are the kings
millions TO my love, MargotT
Into the eyes of the queen great
light suddenly lcapcd. but she sighed
again when she looked ut the king
one by one the maskrrS were stray
CLING up To say good night. Far over
head the musicians We're playing again
If Ever Cease to Love- the carnival
air The king bent YEARLY toward her.
shall | come for my answer tomor-
row. he asked patiently. Then, with
fresh ardor. You will not walk the
worlds way weeping when the coach
man bids you ride. your majesty" lie
questioned plendingly,
My loye'-the testers lips touched
her hand If you choose the palace
who will keep my home?' The queen
suddenly caught the clowns fingers
with n thrilling grasp. Quick as
thought he slipped u ring on the third
finger of her left hand.
The king and queen had risen TO
depart
Il shall come for my answer at to-
morrow" he reminded.
why why not take II tonight?' the
queen asked shyly. 81 can never mar
ry you, your majesty, because | nm Ia
wed another"
ITO wed another?' the king faltered
pitifully. TO wed-anotherf
This is he, your majesty the queen
replied. turning TO the Jester.
"Thmk." the king pleaded. Think
The queen has thought" the Jester
announced in manly tones. And he
knelt and kissed the cold hand of the
king
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

Although 1t cannot be sad that the
Duke Of Wellington ghone t. any great
extent as a humorist he was quite en-
pable Of administering n crushing retort
when occasion demanded, AS the fol
lowing story, called from a biography
Of the Iron Duke shows: Louis Phi
llppe once introduced the duke 10 one Of
feated in the peninsula With unpar
donablc discomtesy the marshal turn
ed his back on his Old foe during the
presentation. The king apologizcd with
what grace he could
Forgive him, sire" laughed the Iron
Duke. "Why, 1t was | who taught him
to do that In the peninsulan'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
rhrcc pn,. lie pidn,t Like.

Lord Rureigh once said: Though l
think 10 day amiss to undertake any
good enterprise or business in hand,
vet have observed three Mondays UNI
ucky-thc first Monday in April when
cain was born and his brother Abel
was slain; the second Monday in Au-
gust. which day Sodom and Gomorrah
were destroyed: the last Monday in
December, which day Judas was born,
who betrayed Christ"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

james Russell Lowell and Professor
Mahafiy met for the first time Mt a
friends house in Birmingham, Eng
land, and talked together for four
hours When Lowell drove away In
the carriage he exclaimed to his host,
"Well. that's one OF the most delightful
fellows | ever met, and don't mind If
YOU tell him sol" The friend did so,
and Mnhnffy received the compliment
with equal grace and modesty. Poor
Lowellr' he exclaimed. "To think that
he can never have met an freshman be
forp"'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
The Hedgcbog's Frosyu.

A hedgehog curls itself up by frown
that Is, by muscles like those which
produce frown-and it frowns Sc
yerely or gently. according to circum-
stances. If 1t is poked hard 1t "sighsY
itself tighter. If really hurt 1t frowns
into tight ball. The prlckles can be
erected In IA measure, though as they
point all ways this Is not needed. They
are as sharp as needles. We have only
known one dog, large black and
white setter, which would deliberately
bite a hedgehog till it killed it, But this
dog was quite mad and shared some OF
the anaesthesia common to certain hl-
natics.-L London Spectator.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

Some curious remarks are sometimes
overheard at the counters of pubic IL
brarIes. At Hull Il young girl was heard
to whisper to her sister: Don't get one
az Miss Rraddon's books. Ma will want
to read 1t, and we shall have to wash
up the supper things" In another ease
a boy went boldly up TO the counter
and said: "A book. please. Anything
Will do; it's for Observation-Disclosures
Gazette
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

The French furnish rs With some
well cut diam )nds: Patience S the art
Of hoping NauvenarSues, Truth Is
the skeleton of appearances. De Mus
set; "All bow to virtue and thea walk
away" Dumas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
MONEY WANTED.

$1,000 o. 900, o. 800 81 200 5000. $500 all irst
mortgages ON city property and desirable in
vestments
Money to loau in large amounts on i'm
proved Real Estate.
Office open evenings to 8 o'clock.
Lock Box 1854, o L BLACKWELL.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
MnrtnI Mnn.

1t was perhaps ordained by Prova
dence to hinder US from tyrannlzlng
over one another that no individual
should be Of 50 riuch impo tance az
to cause b. his retirement or death ANY
chasm in the world Johns -.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
LAMBERTvILLE, N. .
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

Two Large Manufacturing Plants with power.
Eleven-room House, corner Jefferson and
Clinton streets
Seven-room Heuse corner Delsvan and
George streets.
Seven-room House, on Deleyan street be-
tween George and Union streets.
Three seven-room Houses on Elm street.
Eight-room House, Buttonwood street
Eight-room House, Clinton street.
Two new Houses, Delaware avenue. All i'm
Improvements.
Seven-room House, York street
Seven-room houss, Lambert street.
Six-room House Union street, below Ferry,
Large Double Brick House, Coryell street,
Several desirable farms for sale near Lam
bertyille containing from 30 to $50 acres.
Three lots near Lambertville.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

When a woman begins 10 watch at
tentiyely a mans acts, gestures and
speech you may be sure she has be-
gun either to love or TO hata him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

Manager There wasn't stick left
after the fire in my theater. Sympa-
thizcr What. DO you mean TO say
that all the members OF your company
were burned to deathF
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03
Partial Contents for this Month

Partial Contents for this Month
Course in English for the Beginner.
Course in English for the Advanced
Pupil.
How to Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The Art of Conversation.
Should and Would How to use Them.
Pronunciations Century Dictionary.
Correct English in the Home.
Correct English in the School.
What to Say and What Not to Say
Course in Letter Writing and Punctu-
alton.
Alphabetic list of Authorizations.
Business English for the Business Man.
Compound Words; How to Write
Them.
Studies in English Literature.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1905-05-03

We are 40 often duped by lIdidence
as by confidence Chesterfield.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-27
SIBERIA PASSED
CLOSE TO MAN(HUR|A

II the Manchuria suffered any dam
age from the storm she is supposed to
have encountered near Midway Island.
no sign OF 1t was visible when she
passed the liner Siberia four days ago.
The two big Pacific Mail boats passed
quite close to each other at three
o'clock In the afternoon, but the Man
churia was apparently holding serenely
on her way. The vessels were not
close enough for those on the Siberia
to distinguish the portly Secretary
Taft or Miss Roosevelt from the crowd
on deck.
The Siberia arrived in port this
morning, being sighted at 5:15 o'clock
and docking at Hackfeld's wharf at
|S:15. She has rather small crowd
Of cabin passengers, 94 In all, IA Of
whom are for this port, most Of these
are tourists. Frank Vida. brother OF
Henry Vida, Is returning from a visit
to his sister in Shanghai.
On the through passenger list are
several Russians, said to be Port Ar
thur refugees. In the party are Dr.
Moultanowsky, DR.. Polozoff, Miss Paw
lowsky and Mr.. b. Beletzki. They are
on their way to Russia.
Mrs. James s. Pearson, wife OF J. s
Pearson, a prominent Shanghai mer
chant and member OF the firm that hal
the Pacific Mail agency there, is on hel
way to the States with her daughter
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-27
KAhHRAhEHA MINISTRIES

There will be no pleasanter way Of
spending Saturday evening than to at
tend the performance to be given at
the Orpheum by the Kamehameha
Minstrels.
The program is full OF life and go
and will be run through without the
tedious delays which so often charac-
terize amateur entertainments.
The excellence of the cause. the pro-
viding OF tuition for poor young Ha-
wailans, at Kamehameha Schools; and
the excellent entertainment given by
the minstrels last Saturday, warrants
a full house on Saturday evening next