The Democratic advocate., 1905-06-03
Wisdom in Small Doses.

There usually room at the top of Il
man s head for more hair.
A woman jealousy fiatters Il youth Of
20 and scareS a man OF 10
The artful female is ever trying to i'm
prove on nature handiwork.
As Il rule, there are no straws handy
for u drownin. man to clutch at
You can bluff Il pretty girl by telling
her there are microbes in kisses.
Fully nine tenths Of the conceit in this
world is mnnopolized by men under 40.
If you would win the everlasting graft
tude of a homely woman, stretch point
and call her handsome
Some men fail to reach the allotted
threescore and ten years because they at
tempt to crowd two days into one.
Most of the rose colored dreams of ro
nance are yellow backed.
The only effective place for Il heroine to
faint is in hero S arms.
In novels. AS in real life, there many
slip between the engagement and the
wedding trip.
Many spring poems have been punctured
with blue pencil
1t is better to have Your hero born great
than to thrust greatness on him in the last
chapter.
\ good press agent is rather to be chosen
than a great plot.
In wine there may be truth, but, as a
rule, there is more of babbling.
That which we admire in ourselves is
folly when our neighbor essays it.
It's LONG lane that has no auto acci
dent
No man objects to being weighed in the
balance, if he is allowed to supply the
weights
We know what we are, as Shakespeare
has it, but it is good thing we are not
obliged to tell the public
\ poor man is one who gets his money
by earning it.
Many man Injuries his eyesight look
| in" out for number one.
No man good intentions ever bu"sted
| him into the hero class.
The uncommonly smart boy is lucky to
| have common sense in after years.
Money is one Of the best things out; ;
and it is still better in-your pocket
He who has everything he wants also
has Job lot Of things he dOesn want.
The olive branch is the emblem Of peace
and the orange blossom is the emblem Of
war.
In order to get into society you must
have plenty of money and be unable to re-
member how you got it.
When a woman goes visiting she inva-
riably secures a copy OF her hostess cake
recipe-but she never uses it.
There is something wrong with the eter-
nal fitness Of things when you see a man
with silk hat dining in cheap restau-
rant
Before acquiring a son-in law the girl )
father should be sure of his ability to sup
port the young man in the style to which
he has been accustomed.
Humility is the foundation of all viz
tues.
TO make hens lay in winter-hit them
on the head with an AK.
Savages hunt for living and civilized
men hunt for easy jobs.
The more man breaches to his neigh
bors the less they practice.
The man who doesn' worry is entitled
to a lot of credit he never gets.
Many man who is too honest to steal,
borrows and torgets to pay back.
When crankiness renders Il man happy
he cares not who calls him crank.
The Lord has more respect for an honest
sinner than for the praying hypocrite
4 woman imagines her husband would
save lot of money if he didn' t smoke.
Most men dislike to visit their relatives
almost as much as their relatives dislike to
have them do it.
A woman would rather have man lie
than tell the truth, when he has occasion
to speak of her personal appearance.
The pen may be mightler than the
sword but there are times when double
barrel shotgun is worth carload OF either,