Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-11-25

boys when about to be punished for
them. The law of the land Is some.
thing to he desplsed and outraged by
them at every turn--until brought face
to face with Its majesty, when they
are only too ready t. take advantage
Of their legal infancy to escape its
penalties. Having is inevitably a
breach of the law of the land. To enter
freshman's room unbldden for the
commission Of an assault upon him is
burglary. The intent to do him bodily
harm, as shown by the ordinary tricks
played by sOphOmOres, is punishable
by fine and Imprisonment. TO lock
him up Is false Imprisonment, another
felony. 1t is the business, the sworn
duty. Of every officer Of the law in col.
lege towns to see that no hazing takes
place. A few well.dlrected words from |
fathers. who should realize that youth |
Is the time In which respect for the |
law should he taught, will do much to |
bring these haxers to Il realization Of |
their real place In the world. To lie, |
| to steal, to assault nr oatter. to kid |
nap. to commit bura,:ry, to be guilty |
Of malicious mischief are not what the |
manly man regards as jests. even In
his own sons.
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The opportunities for trade afforded
by China and Manchuria are almost
beyond comprehension. Great as Is
the volume of foreign trade to the for.
mcr country, the surface has scarcely
been scratched. The Introduction Of
modern ideas will increase the wants
Of the people. It IN a matter Of com.
mon knowledge that the development
of nation IL not followed by Its alb.
solute independence commercially. The
United States possibly comes nearer
attaining this distinction than amy 9TH
err country, yet its purchases from I'll
quarters of the globe mount to I'm.
posing proportions. With the japan
csc. handicapped by their limited facll.
tiles for meeting the demands, creating
n market for the wares which, Lave
, become Indispensable to every enllght.
cncd race. the possibilities confronting
other nations are alluring.
I In n recent address, TO the highest
Z officers of the German army Emperor
: William said: "llow matters stand
J. with us In the world you have seen.
}. Therefore keep your powder dry and
Q your swords whettcd." Evidently
o william doesn't expect the next Hague
conference to amount to much.
!. A worried father wants to know
}. what he shall do with his son, who
Q shows all signs Of becoming u con.
!. firined liar. Make politician Of him.
Uncle Chauncey Dcpew, considered
as II peach, Is suspected of having the
yellows.
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With Hyde's vi0lets and Dcpew's
:. advice. It Is no wonder the Equitable
suffered.
:. During the year ended June 10. 1909
20 people were killed and l3,IS3 In
" jured In railroad accidents In this
country. 1t would he interesting Il
. know how many Of them tried to ge
on moving trains.
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II President McCurtiy told the truth
on the witness stand he knows little
or nothing about the life Insurance.
business. Perhaps he gets his salar!
OF Sl5O.OOO Il year for merely looking
wise.
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a remarkable Improvement In report
ed In China's army. which Is always
touted us formidable except wher
some nation wants to take something
away from China.
A Bildefortl, Me-, mans tongue i
rapidly being covered with hair. AM
he IL losing his power OF speech
There'll be many man In this cOu'l
try who'll be slipping hair restore
into his wlfc's coffee.
1t IL claimed that the Car Of Russl'
draws II bigger salary than anybOi.
else In the world, so he prObabl.
wouldn't become life insurance ,Otii
clnl II he had chance.
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The one redeemlng feature OF til
situation Is that, the investigation
promise to leave nothing for the liz
insurance presidents to write abOu
for the magazines.
The only way some folks can al
tract attention ut all Is by wearin
squeaky shoes.
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Tom Lawson WIS wrong In Ills NJ
tacks on the insurance companies. II
understated the facts.
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Senator Mitchell, convicted OF Ian
frauds. 1t Is recalled, Is one Of thSs
- who regarded the presence of Senate
III SmOot harmful to the public morals
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70. A virginia preacher has been SUI
m pended for six months for kissing
Dr. pretty girl. And yet church peopl
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