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The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

There is lot of responsibility in
making your family think what lot
of 1t you have in your family.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

II thought, Senator. that you were
going to insist on being vindicated be-
fore a jury" II was. But my lawyers
have been fortunate enough to find a
flaw in the indictment"
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

Smokers find Lewis "Single Binder"
straight Sc cigar better quaHty than most
l0c brands. Lewis Factory. Peoria. Ill
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

When woman tells you secret and
cautions you about repeating it, be thst
as cautious as she is.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

If a girl smiles at everything you say
Is IL 1t was clever. that's the time to
Inspect she thinks you are q fool.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

What n delightful world this would
be to live in IL our neighbors knew
half as well as we do what is good for
them.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

Piso's Cure for Consumption Is an infalliblc
medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove. N. j., Feb. IL. 1900.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

Try me Just once and I am sure to
come again. Defiance Starch.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

If man marries for money he earns
every penny he gets.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

foe to all men.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22
When y.ur Grocer Says

he does not have Defiance Starch. you
may be sure he Is afraid to keep 1t un-
til his stock OF ~ OF. packages are
sold. Defiance Starch is not only bet
ter than any other Cold Water Starch,
but contains Is or. to the package and
sells for same money as II OF. brands.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

I'm saddest when sing" she cried,
This ancient warbling dane:
And all her hearers then decide
They likewise feel the same.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

To the housewife who has not yet
become acquainted with the new things
of everyday use in the market and
who is reasonably satisfied with tho
old. we would suggest that trial Of
Defiance Cold Water Starch be made
at once. Not alone because 1t is guar
anteed by the manufacturers to be su-
perior to any other brand. but because
each 10c package contains 16 ozs.,
while all the other kinds contain but
- ozs. 1t is safe to say that the lady
who once uses Defiance Starch will use
no other. Quality and quantity must
win.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22
TEA

Woman was made from the rib of
man but as to the origin of ladies', his
tory Is painfully silent.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

No man should start a fight with his
wife unless he is prepared to pay an
indemnity.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22
TEA
A trife of tea in a dainty
cup has in it a world of rest
or of stimulant-what is the
time o'day?

Mabel-So you have broken OF the
engagement? Have you returned his
ring? Amy-Why. no! that wouldn't
be reasonable. or course, have
changed my opinion of George, but
admire the ring much ever.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

Blobbs-"Bjones has bequeathed his
body to medical college In the inter-
est of science" Slobbs-"rhats a dead
give away"
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22
Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot.Esss

HsK TOUT 0o1Iuv TOT S<ToH o0k.Gs
A powder. 1t rests the feet. Cures Swollen,
and fngrowing Nails. At all Druggists and
Shoe stores, 25 cents. Accept no substitute.
Sample mailed FREE. Address, Allan s.
Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22
EA

TEA
One fingers long over tea.
if the tea is fine. 1t is a good
time and place to linger.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

About the hardest crop to raise on a
farm is the children.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

Convince a man against his will and
youll have to convince him over again
tomorrow.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

cs,er
will send paid oc PACKAGE Write Tor Tree boesh
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22
TEA

A woman can always get square will
her husband by cleaning house.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22
Denver Directory

THE q. w. FAIR COKNICE WORKS CO.
Metal skylights. stamped steel ceilings. pip
inR and slate. tile md metal roofs. etc
THE COLORADO TENT q AWNING CO
HnninOcks. Camp Furniture. Flags.
The Springfield herald., 1905-09-22

r.1a1us 1Ma J. \. WILSON STOCK SADDLES
Ask your dealer fnr them. Take no other.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Doing Great Work.

Ward, Ark, March 6th.-(Special)
From all over the West reports
come of cures of ,fferent forms Of
Kidney Disease by Dodd's Kidney
Pills, and this place is not without
evidence Of the great work the Great
American Kidney Remedy is doing.
Among the cured here is Mr.. j. v.
Waggoner, well known citizen, who.
In an interview, says: "Dodd's Kidney
Pills have done wonders for me. My
kidneys and bladder were badly out
of order. used many medicines, but
got nothing to cure me till l tried
Dodd's Kidney Pills. Two boxes OF
them fixed me up so that have been
we'll ever since.
Tell the poor kidney and bladder
diseased people to take Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills and get we'll"
No case Of kidney complaint Is too
far gone for Dodd's Kidney Pills to
cure. They are the only remedy that
has ever cured Bright's Disease.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
In Poor Health Over Four Years.
Pe.ru.na Only Remedy OF Real Benefit,

Mr. John Nimmo, 2l5 Lippincott, ST.,
Toronto, Can, n prominent merchant of
that city and also a member of the
Masonic order, writes:
81 have been in poor health generally
for over four years. When | caught a
bad cold last winter it settled In the
bladder and kidneys, causing serious
trouble. took two greatly advertised
kidney remedies without getting the
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Severe laws for Debtors

The worst thing that can happen to
a man in Siam is to get into debt,
from which there is never any escape,
owing to the exorbitant interes.
charged Once in debt there is no ap-
peal, the debtor being stripped of his
clothes and compelled to work in fet-
ters, generally for the rest of his life,
to pay the interest. Drunkards are
not permitted to give evidence in the
law courts of Siam.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09

Every houseKeeper should know
that IL they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because It
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound--while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in A-pound pack
ages. and the price Is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch Is free from all injurious chem
icals. II your grocer tries to sell you a
1907. package 1t Is because he has
a stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts In Defiance.
Ha knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let
ters and figures "16 ozs." Demand
Defiance and save much time and
money and the annoyance OF the iron
sticking. Defiance never sticks.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
An Enormous Cannon Ball

The biggest cannon ball ever made
weighed 1900 pounds, and was manu-
factured at the Krupp works, Essen,
for the government of the czar. The
gun from which the projectile was
fired is also the largest in the world,
and is placed in the Notifications of
Cronstadt. This gun has range of
each shot fired costs $1,000.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Little Nations Have Bio SONGS

The national airs of great countries
are short, while those of little coun-
tries are long. God Save the King"
is fourteen bars, the Russian hymn Is
sixteen bars and Hail, Columbian"
has twenty-eight bars. Slams national
hymn has seventy-six bars, and that
of Uruguay seventy, Chile forty-six,
and SO on. San Marino has the long.
est national hymn, except that of
China
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Just Not Appreciated.

Trouble has ensued for two girls in
the grammar school at Portland,
Conn.,, because they wrote a note to
other pupils in which they said that
they intended to marry the young
Wesleyan student who was substitute
ing for the regular teacher. The mat.
ter has been settled by the girls max
lug an apologv To tho vHnnp man
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
SQUASH OF ENORMOUS SIZE.
Canadian Farmer Raised Champion Of
All Such Vegetables.

The biggest squash ever raised has
been produced by William Warnock
Of Goderich Ont. 1t weighs 4O3
pounds, and when picked was forward
ed to the worlds fair at st. Louis to
be admired in the closing days of that
big show. When the worlds fair was
held in Chicago Mr.. Warnock sent a
squash that weighed SG5 pounds, but
in 1898 he beat his own record by rails.
ing another squash that weighed 3SS19
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Largest Stone Ever Ouarried

The largest stone ever quarried
came from granite ledge in Maine,
to serve as one of the columns to sup
port the dome of an Episcopal cath
edral in New York. The stone was
siXty-four feet long, eight and one
half feet thick and seven feet wide,
its weight being 80 tons.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Suffered From Catarrh OF Kidneys,
Threatened With Nervous Collapse,
Cured by Peru. ma.

Mr.. F, B Richards, 600 f. Street, N.
W.. Washington, ID. c., War Cores
pondent, writes: Exactly six years ago
l was ordered TO Cuba as staff CORES
pondent of the New York Sun. was In
charge Of Sun Dispatch boat through
the Spanish American war. The effect
of the tropical climate and the nervous
strain showed plainly on my return to
the states. Lassitude, depression to the
verge of rleiancholia, and incessant
kidney trouble made me practically an
invalid. This undesirable condition
continued, despite the best of treatment.
Finally u brother newspaper man. who
like myself had served In the war, in
duced me to give faithful trial to
Pcruna. l did SO. In short time the
lassitude left me, my kidneys resumed
healthy condition, and n complete
cure was effected. / cannot too strong
ly recommed Peruna to those suffering
with kidney trouble. To-day am able
to work as hard as at any time in my
life, and the examiner for a leading in
surancc company pronounced me an
6. ~ riSly -
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09

If one woman wants TO say some
thing mean of another she refers to
her as that woman"
The latest wrinkles are naturally
rough on women.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09

When a girl tells her escort that
she feels trifle faint, it means that
she Is hungry.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09

Some girls like to make bread be
cause 1t whitens their hands.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Many Persons Have Catarrh of Kidneys
Or Catarrh of Bladder and Don't Know It.
President Newhof and War
Correspondent Richards We're
Promptly Cured BY Pe-ru-na.

Mr.. c. Il. Newhof, 10 Dclamare street,
Albany, N. Y, President Montctiore
Club, writes:
"Sincc my advanced age I find that
have been frequently troubled with
urinary ailments. The bladder seemed
irriiafed, and my physician said that IL
was caiarrh caused by n profracfed
cold which would be difficult to over
come on account of my advanced years.
I look PerUna, hardly daring to believe
that I would be helped, but Hound to
my relief fhnf ! soon began TO mend.
The Irritation gradually subsidized and
the urinary difficulties passed away.
IN; 5eHj0ycd excellent health now for
the past seven months. I enjOJ' M
meals, sleep sOundiy, and am as well
as was twenty years ago. give all
praise to Peruna. &C. B. Newh0I
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Pe.ru.na Contains No Narcotics.

One reason why Peruna has found
permanent use in so many homes is that
it contains no narcotic of any kind.
Peruna is perfectly harmless. It can be
used any length of time without acquir-
ing drug habit. Peruna does not pro-
ducc temporary results. 1t is pcrman-
ent in its effect.
1t has no bad effect upon the system,
and gradually eliminates catarrh by
removing the cause of catarrh There
are a multitude of homes where Peruna
has been used off and on for twenty
years. Such thing could not be pos
si6le IL Peruna contained any drugs Of
q narcotic nature.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09

Do Your Clothes Look YelIowf
Then use Defiance Starch, II will
keep them White--l6 OF. for 10 cents.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09

desired results. Peruna is the only
remedy which was really of any benefit
to me. l have not had trace of kidney
trouble nor cold in my system"
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09
Cigarettes Struggled in a Book.

A clever attempt to elude the Gus
IONS has been frustrated by one OF
the st. Paul inspectors.
A large book was received through
the mail, addressed to a citizen of ST..
Paul. The postmark was that of a
city in Turkey. The book was wrapped
up in such a way that the sides were
visible, in order to avoid suspicion.
The inspector detected the fraud on
lifting the book. which was suspicious.
ly light in weight.
An examination showed that the en-
tire inside of the book had been cut
cut and in the space thus made were
some 5000 Turkish Mime
apolis Tribune.
The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1905-03-09

pounds, and now last years big squash
beats this by 14R pounds. While Mr..
Warnock's competitors charge that he
has some secret process of getting re-
suits in squash raising, he attributes
his success to liberal watering. He
sorrowfully admits that he has tried
peculiar ways of giving size to squash,
but he is now satisfied that the only
thing that will increase the size OK
squash must come out Of the vine, and
the vine must get its support from the
natural roots.-New York Herald.
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18
AGRICTLTURE IN ALASKA.

While in Rampant the past summer Prof. C. (. Georgeson, special agent for agricultural experiment work in Alaska, said that tine great drawback 10 agrieul- tural progress in this territory is the lack of dependable weather conditions. No two years are alike. One is too dry. another too wet, another too csld-one season requires early planting; another, later planting would be best Take any one year, the professor sail, and there are no conditions that could not be sue ccs-iully contended against, but the trouble l. we do not know what kind of a-eason to expect. Pcopla who have observed closely will readily agree that Prof. Georgcson speaks truly.
 But there is another condition on which the future of auicnItlrt in Alaska mere certainly depends. Ii Che output of .lli coutinuc- t, steadily increase a - time pro.rc-4r+ agriculture will become profitable. notwithstanding partial nil- urc may at times te encountered Gold mining is the only excuse for an attempt at a.sicultur. in Nk-ka upa-ju-t a- has been tb, e. -r iu tte eothtl Nmtraa uiaiue .yy,.pu- in their earlier .tre,- ut lvvel,pmyut Sometime ths s1risuu- upl interest. mat utarm tle aiming interests. lur it aill uat De -s.su
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18
An Honest Mistake.

On the up trip of the Sarah month ago among her numerous passengers was q gentleman who was last spring in Panama. During the stopover at this place he whiled away the time in the Rampant resorts, in one of which he spoke of the preparation for digging the 'big ditch,' deplored the influx of Chi nese and talked good deal of conditions on the isthmus generally. Finally he asked everybody to take drink. One solitary cid sourdough sat back, and when he was specially invited to join in he asked to be excused and got up and went out.
 Next day the barkeeper asked him what he meant by throwing the house down in that manner.
 "Why, couldn't you see he was pollin' fun at us fellers who have spent the best part of our lives making this country fit for white people to live in?" said the old gentleman, indignantly. That talk of his Il was takeoff on Us old fellers- d heap better than the like O him. Chinamen diggin' big ditches in Panama, indeed, where there never was China man nnle>s Sing stopped there on his way out, and where there is no call for digain ditches anyway'--
 'Tanana nothing,' cut in the bar keeper; 'that gentleman was talking about Panama, where they're going to dig the pig canal
 Is that so?" he gasped. Forgive me, boy; it was an honest mistake.
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18
GROUP OF SPRINGS
Found at Fish Bay, BaPanoF Island,
 Some Hot, Some Cold.
Sitka Cablegram, Sept. Ii.

Sitka Hot Springs have q rival A party composed of John (. Clements, Frank Biles and w. R. Hadlon have spent the greater part of the last two weeks searching for some hot springs which were said to exist on the north side of Baranoff island. The springs were found at Fish bay and exceed all expectations, both as regards number and size
 They lie well back from the beach in a country that is rich in scenery. Game of all kinds abounds. The springs are situated on a mountain stream that breaks into falls close to them. Big trees, lofty mountains, lowlands coy cred with rank grass, and broad ex- banding bay form a scene that is ideally sicturesque.
 There are nine springs in all-some hot, others cold. Some of the former gush from the ground in volume the size of barrel, and as they boil and bubble they throw off great clouds of sulphurous steam. Samples of the voter were brought back and were turned over to Dr. Miller for analysis With such apparatus as he has, the doctor discov- cred the water contained sulphur. soda, salts and magnesia.
 The springs will be developed. That much k certain; but the start will be q modest one, probably. The di-coverers have locaied homestead and will conn mencc the erection of buildings at once, but they want it understood that they promise nc hotel nor -anitarium.
 Efforts will he made tu induce W r. Mills to assume the business manage uvnt of the project What view he will
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18
"JOBBED" THE CURIOUS.
People Along the White Pass Were
 Looking for g Dead Eskimo.
Ska away Alaskan.

In the collection Wilson Foster is taking to the Portland fair i- long tOhOggan sled filled with Indian curios, covered with canvas tightly lashed with d small rope. The bundle presents grucspme appearance which, combined with the curiosity of customs official at the summit. lcd to much amusement to q train loud of people last Monday. To encourage the idea ot wcll-wrapped human form, suggcd by the package it. self, a train man very carefully and mvs- tcriuu-lv conveyed it to the baggage ear. This procedure excited the curiosity uf the official usutioucd and others. This curi.eity girol force with the passing of time and some "uc suggested that the package contained an Eskimo mummy. Tue official couh ~taud it no longer. Asking .u, LuikemJu if he knew the whereabouts ut thc owner uf this sled. hr Wa- tutl that br wa. in the -mokius ear. >p"ttius his wau. hr tapped him uu tbc shoulder aud asked if his name w5s Fu-trr Nv-, it wu- Poster. "po v.n own that .leI iu thr hagua., care" he 8-kri
 "Yr-. str. .abl Nr Poster
 "Wel 'ir Poster [ just wante.t ty ku"o t gen uat hr .u kinl t- Co let u,e -ee that p,trfy,I Eskimo that you bave wrapped ur n ncu h,enius'@ .i,,l
 "Wbg a.l t.-t,r tbat .ls,t is ftt af ,ti ln..ltn rvle. tb,rp t. O" dsat lu.l.tu in b."
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18

An explosion followed, and the roar of laughter that went through that smoking car nearly broke all the windows.
 The joke was worked on others all along the line; station agents, operators and others jumped into the baggage car and felt of the canvas with their hands to ascertain if they could feel the shape of the mummy under the cover.
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18

lryaunot ty .,at,,i by 'hie ler,r hev Iulc or,D ,.m.. p, suav .s mp,b about the affair. ai t.sp,ml tsssie lt jr,- not u1t''r a- tns t. bl- .ttfe. mrnts ars sstherf.t
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18

MR. ALIENS noggin' was what Judge Green was a-ludin' at when he said his machine was out of order, perhaps.
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18

take of the plan is unknown, but the projectors have such confidence in his business and executive ability that they are earnest in their desire for him to take charge.
 Manuel Gularte arrived with Paul Schultz. He left Coldfoot Sept. 2S and had hard trip
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18

MF. ALLEN "fit' under slight advan- tage: he was not subject to disbarment proceedings.
Yukon Valley news., 1905-10-18

MooN's PHAsEs.-First quarter, 5th: full n'oon, Eth; lest quaIter, 2lst; new moon, z7th.
 NOVEMBER
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1905-02-13
HOUND HER MISSING BUNDLE
This Woman Held Up q Train Until
She Remembered Having
Eaten It

When the passengers alighted from
an express train in the Grand Cen
tral station one afternoon recently one
OF them, an old woman from up
state, remained searching for 3 pack
age A brakeman came in 70 help
her, and to him she explained thai
when she boarded the train she had
Eve bundles. Now only four could
be found, relates the New York Sun
Every nook and Granny Of the ear
vas searched. but the package couldn't
be found Then the conductor aD-
peared.
He had TO give the signal TO back the
train into the yards In a few minutss.
he declared, and there couldn't be much
more delay. II the woman would leave
her address, the package would be sent
10 her II ii was found, he said:
But she wouldn't agree to that Her
bundle vas in the car. and she meant TO
have f.
Minutes were passing The coz
ductor fumed. 50 did the brakeman.
The woman still hunted All OF a sud
den her face showed that her memory
had come 70 her assistance
I'm sorry TO have caused sou all
this trouble. she said. sweetiy. II
/ did have five bundles when came on
the train. but one Of them vas my lunch,
and I've eaten that But I'm sure you
don't mind"
The brakeman helped her of politely.
Then be hunted up the conductor again.
We'll. IN be blowed. they declared
in chorus. and the train backed out Of
the station.