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Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
SHELBY COUNTY FAIR.

Harlan, Iowa, sept. 1919, 1905.
The Chicago Great Western Railway will
sell round trip tickets TO Harlan at only
one fare plus one-third for the round trim.
Tickets on sale September 11th to 18th. For
further information apply to S. D. Park
hurst General Agent, 1872 Farnam St.
Omaha, Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
Funeral of DIR. Park Tuesday

The funeral of the late Dr. Frank Park
will be held Tuesday afternoon at o'clock
from the residence. 1908 North Twenty
fourth street with interment at Forest
Lawn cemetery. Rev. John Randolph Smith
pastor of Trinity Methodist church. will
conduct the services.
At the request of his colleagues in the
medical profession the remains may be
seen on Monday at the home between and
4 O o'clock
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
St. Paul ana UeTurn

DULUTH. ASHLAND AND BAYFIEI.p
and return
1850
DEADwOQD AND LEAD
and return
.t18.75
VERY LOW RATES NOW
TO ALL POINTS EAST
via The North Western Line
City Oftioes l401-14OS
FRFnam Street.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
Harry b Davis, undertaken. Tel. l22G
ConEressman Kennedy to Talk.

The sixth Ward Republican league will
hold fousing meeting Monday evening at
Idlewild hall. Twenty-fourth and Grant
streets Congressman Kennedy is slated
for talk. and candidates are invited to
be present and address the voters. Re
freshments will be served,
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11

The oficial registration notice to be
published by City Clerk Elbourn in The
Bee the day before the coming primary
will include an outline map Of the new
ward and precinct lines of the city. This
is by special order of the council TO re-
iieve the confusion of following the changes
in the boundaries.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
S1S.26 Chicago and Philadelphia and
Return

Michigan Central, The Niagara Falls
Route" good going Sept Is, 16 and II. 1905
Particulars L. II. Heusner, General West
ern Passenger Agent. 1ls Adams St. Chi
cago.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11

Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy cures diarrhoea and dysen-
terry in all formr and in all stages. 1t nver
fails
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
HeartrendInK.

was the state of A. c. Stickers daughter,
Miletus, w. Va, with leg sore. Bucklen's
Arnica Salve cured her 25 cents. For sale
by Sherman & Mcconnell Drug Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
sERvIoE AT THE DETENTION HOME
Rev. Philip Davidson and His Choir
InauEurate Good Work.

InauEurate Good work.
The nrst OF the Sunday afternoon re-
lisious services arranged by the board OF
visitors for the children In the Detention
home was held yesterday afternoon at I
o'clock, lasting half an hour, II was IN
charge OF Rev. Philip Davidson OF ST.
Matthias church. who was assisted by part
OF his choir. The services consisted OF
music, prayer. scripture readings and a
short talk by Rev. Davidson about the
process OF creation as illustrated In flowers
and plants II L. the intention Of the board
10 have clergymen OF all sects rotate in the
work as they can be secured to do so. Be
sides the twenty children ia the home a
number OF neighbOTins residents attended
sunday afternoon
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
RIVAL CONTRACTORS SORE
This iI ]. E. Markets Answer TO Charges
Regarding Panama Contract.
TOTAL AMOUNT WRONGLY REPORTED
Business VIII Come to from Five to
seven Instead of Fifty Millions
as stated from New
York.

"Oh. I suppose some rival contractors
who didn't land the job are sore. That's
the only explanation l know Of for those
charges. Every detail OF the entire trans
action was open and above board and all
the papers are on file in New York, where
they may be examined by the public at any
time There wasn't the suggestion OF un-
fairness or dishonesty connected with the
AFFAIR from beginning to end and any state
ment to the contrary is absurdly and ma
liclously false"
Thus spoke ]. e. Markell over the long
distance telephone to The Bee Sunday
afternoon, in reference to his success in
securing the commssary contract on the
Panama canal for the laborers and salaried
employees In the construction OF the canal
and the charges of rival and unsuccessful
bidders that Mr. Markets success was due
TO a leak in the canal commission Mr..
Markell was at his farm near DeSoto. where
he went Immediately upon his arrival in
Omaha from New York yesterday morning.
He will he in Omaha this morning.
"All that talk in the press reports about
Il being a 100000 contract is bosh,"
added Mr.. Markell. confirming The Bees
anticipation in a previous editorial THE
contract will amount to about 100000 a
month. or from 100000 to sl,5OO,oOO a year
for five years. That is the life Of the con-
tract. So you see the reports on the amount
alone, to say nothing of that yarn about
unfairness, are far from correct-just about
one-tenth correct.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11

after January was considered and adopted.
Practically no changes were made except in
the hours"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
$3.50 To ST. PAUL d MINNEAPOLIS
And Return Via Chicago Great West
| eFn Railway.

1850 to Duluth Superior and Ashland.
Tickets on sale till September SOth Final
return limit October 3lst. For further in
formation apply to S. d. Parkhurst General
Agent, 1872 Farnam St, Omaha, Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11
Must Have ZEN HoteIs,

II must have ten hotels, each Of which
must feed from $50 to $50 persons. l will
have about 1,5OO white men and 5000 colored
laborers to supply. The contract does not
call for the construction of the hotel build
ings by me That will be done by the rail-
road company. Two hotels are built and
now in opera tion and three or four moro
will be in operation within the next two
months
II will be in Omaha Monday and will be
glad to give The Bee anything further II
may desire to know on this matter. There
is no reason why the public should not
know all about It in every detail, for there
certainly could he nothing to cover up. 1
shall be in Omaha until September 25, when
shall leave for Panama. I can't tell now
how long l shall be down there this next
time, but l will be there of and on right
along. I will take with me some of my
superintendents from along the Rio Grande.
Kansas City Southern and Illinois Central
railroads. Ny headquarters will be in New
York, room 319 State street"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11

a7K vsaains riaSA EAAO'a. ,sssl.E
Omaha daily bee., 1905-09-11

Judge Dufie is naturally highly gratifed
at having the assurance of the undivided
support Of his home delegation in the state
convention Douglas county has 123 dele
gates, which is a little more than one-tenth
of the whole number OF votes to be cast
and any candidate with such a starter is
bound to command a favorable position.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22
Science Pitted against Disease


Is abattle typifed by that of DR..
Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup Pepsin,
against all disorders of stomach, liver
and bowels. DR.. CaldwelPs Syrup Pep
sin contains all the best modern knowl-
edge on the subject of these diseases
and their cure, scientifically combined
by master at the game of health, viz:
DR.. w. B. Caldwell, after many years
devoted to special investigation Of this
great Subject. It's wonderful success
in the quick and permanent cure of all
these distressing diseases, has made
it's name, all over the country, synon-
ymous with health. Try it. Sold by
DIR ]. N. Page, of Columbia, and R.
B. Wilson, of Cane Valley, at SOC and
$1.00. Money back if it fails.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22

vote for Smucker. after all those
solemn promises and oratorical
flights and borrowed money!"
inquired Professor Dadd.
You was a happy footing | did
not! Any men dot will buy a
goot citizen und corrupt him NIT
cash money, kin not be trusted
NIT pooblic officialism. Chenille
mems, dot men Smoker cooms so
near making some CRATER oud of
me dot | yet trembles when l
CONCENTRATIONS dot sh lipp cry
rocks Of sin and folly. where l
was shtanding NIT der hollow
horn in my feets. Chentlemens,
l shutter NIT a regular winder
shutter when l loogks back to
dot periodical proposition when
dot men Smoker led me down
der road of SOON corruptioning
und / was only safe at der actual
brink of der precipice actually
shnatched like some blazing pine
knot of -
How was you saved?" inquir-
ed Smutclabber, pausing in the
tedious work of running a broom
splint through the stem of his old
briar pipe.
''How was l safed? Why long
cot odder teller on dar Prohibi-
ton tickets und expostulated on
how cheap l was sold oud for
beer und seegars, und he buyed
me back again for ten tollars und
set me oop on der pedestal of
righteousness NIT su5terraneous
piety. felt bedder all ofer dhen
und was der same old patriot und
honest cobbler, but dhere was
some boomble-bee shifting in der
bottom of my souls salaratus dot
ached NIT vOciserOuS regretful-
ness ontil Bill Thompson coomes
along und buyed me back SOON
moore to vote der Demmycrad
tickets. After dot ten tollars
was sailed down my soul cooms
oud und sot on der front porches
of my conscience in her bare feets
shqeezed SOON moralizations
between her toes, like some in
nercent school girls chewing wax
at a funerals, und | was habby all
ofer.
"Vut, chentlemens, she vas
SOON narrow escapementS! If |
had sold oud so metaphorically
dot couldn't sell back agin NIT
vociferous transubstantiation, ac-
cordingly, l would be so ashamed
of dot beezness dot a cement
patches would not shtick to my
patriotism NIT dot usual piety dot
belongs to a Lincoln Repooplican
shoe shop.
Il was now a Lincoln-Tetty-
Down mitder- Trusts Repoopli-
can constituent, accordingly"
PARKWAY MOSES.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22
Make Merru.

Eat and make merry, but beware of
evil consequences if you have a weak
stomach. Better prevent possible
trouble by dose of DR.. Caldwe1Ps Syr-
up Pepsin after an extra heavy meal.
1t helps to digest your food and quickly
carries away all waste matter: Sure
cure for headache and constipation.
Sold by DR.. J. N Page, of Columbia,
and R. B. Wilson, of Cane Valley, at
so and $1.00. Money back if it fails.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22
Your neighbor is pleased with that

Your neighbor is pleased with that
set of :ombstones or monument we sold
them. Give us your order and we will
please you too. Our prices are lowest.
You get first-class work and material.
Write us card and we will call and
show you our line of designs and SAM
pies of marble and granite.
C0AKLEY & SIMMs Bros,
Campbellsville, KY
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22
EDUCATIONAL.
VALUE OF EDUCATION.

The average educated man gets a
salary of 81, 600 year. He works for
ty years, making total of $40, 600 in a
lifetime. The average day laborer gets
$3.50 day 300 days in year, or $3.50
year. In forty years he earns $18, 900.
The difference, or $22, equals the
value of an education. To acquire this
earning capacity requires twelve years
at schools of 100 days each, or 2, 100
days. Divide $22, 900 by 2, 100, and it is
found that each daylat school is. worth
little more than $40 to the pupil. Sc
lected.
EDUCATION AND PROSPERITY.
can ignorant people not only is, but
must be, poor people. They must be
destitute of sagacity and providence,
and, of course, of competence and COM
fort. The proof of this does not depend
upon the lessons of history, but on the
constitution Of nature. No richness of
climate, no spontaneous productiveness
of soil, no facilities for commerce, no
stores of gold or of diamonds, can con-
fer, even worldly prosperity upon an
uneducated nation. Such . nation can
not create wealth of itself; and what
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22
Political Rescue.
BY F A RIA w A Y M o S E S.

Dunkleheimer has been deeply
interested in politics lately. He
organized a political club and
elected himself its president and
treasurer and secretary and adj
wiser, bearing the honored name
of His Royal Nibs, and Outside
Guard of the Boodle," The club
meets at the cobbler shop every
time the candidates feel like in
terviewing the club and are will
ing to furnish a key of beer and
a few patriotic precepts, with
promises of more later on. The
cobbler generally delivers the
speech of welcome, and pronoun-
ces the benediction at the con-
clusion of the conference, pro-
viding he is sober enough to re-
member a choice selection of big
words and quotations from wrl-
tiers who never lived on earth
since the big flood.
Just before the election the
candidates were thicker than
June bugs in July, and the club
held nightly sessions to accommo-
date the ra'1iots who were so
willing to sacrifice themselves
and drag the accompanying emol-
uments. One candidate for a
county office made a weekly trip
to the club rooms and supplied
LIQUID refreshments each night,
in order to draw out all our
forces ann count them over. He
would count them in the begin
ming, while they were all able to
stand up in a row, and count
them again after some Of the
most patriotic were laid out in a
deep berry slumber. By and by
he discovered that his opponent
was a guest at our club on nights
when he was elsewhere building
political fences, and he began to
lose confidence in the cobbler.
why, cobbler," he said one
night, this uncertainty of the
future is painful: | can't bet on
your blub at all. One night they
are drinking my Republican beer
and shouting for Teddy, the
Trust Smasher,' and the G.. 0. P,
and the very next night they are
all drinking Democratic beer and
shouting for the income tax and
government ownership of rail
roads. must know where you
stand. This uncertainty is too
painful, and leaves me always in
a COB of doubt.
dot was because you was no
philosopher or SOON poets," re-
piled the cobbler. Uncertainty
and doubtfulling was der shpice
of life to der men dot has senti-
mentaling in his octopus, und kin
dream SOON political contamina-
tons NIT ramifed nostalgia, ac-
cordingly. l don'd see how l
could lift on try facts uud deaf
sure certainties, by jimmineddie!
But when | was realizationing
dot | don'd know Whichever
where l cooms from, und how
soomefer l was going back again
it leafs me in some dark holes dot
was Illuminated NIT Opaque mys-
terise so tick dot you CANT knock
daylight oud of a lantern NIT a
club.
''My dear man." continued
Dunkleheimer, as he placed one
arm around the candidate and
spake in tear-soaked words that
were swollen up with melan-
choly; when / was soomtimes
codtemplationing all dot doubt
fulness / feels out yonder beyont
der cowpasture field of Time,
where l shall be seggrating in
der shweet consequently futurity
nit vociferous spookology, deere
was melancholy Swelling oop
my summer solstice nit shweet
poetic dreamlands. und eternity
loogks so long und deep und wide
und dark und gloomy dot my hor-
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22
NOTICE.

WE ARE NOW READY TO DO ANY KINO
w of Blacksmithing. horseshoeing and wood
work. all kinds Of Buggy. Carriage and Wagon
Repairing. We are also prepared to apply al
kinds of new
RUBBER TIRE.
We keep stock Of the best material and ~
pairs. Work done at our shop Is guaranteed b
Workmanship and prices Shop located on dspoa
street. near Main. Give N . call.
CLARK PARS0N.
Campbsuvilla. Ky. Mar. 81 II.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1905-11-22

beautiful graveyard gloomful-
ness"
Everybody lookedsat the cob
bier as though they accused him
of being drunk. but Professor
Dadd came to Dunkleheimer's
rescue:
! You express the poetry and
pathos of doubt very beautifully,
cobbler. The most sublime mo-
ments of my life are those in
which l try to peep down the long
and deep and dark avenue lead
ing out into eternity, and find
myself lost in a labrynth of soul
hunger and pathos and awed
melancholy, too deep and beauti-
full for tears, and tooamajestic
and inspiring for even a heart
ache or a regret"
but, dod blast it, men, Isdon't
want the beautiful andcsoul-in-
spring ecstacy of opaque doubt.
If l furnish a key of beer twice
week l want to be positiveEof
the results. Is this club for me
all the time, or only when the
key is on tap?" demanded the
candidate.
3 How was she?" demanded
the cobbler, as he glanced over
the crowd. WAS we for diss
man all der way troo, or only so
long as der beer holds oud to
'goozle-google' troo der shpig-
gotp'
"All the time!" shouted a doz-
en- voices, and Wartnoggle pro-
posed three cheers for Smoker,
to be followed with a tiger and
two beers. After this hilarious
ceremony the cobbler and Jigger-
bob awaltzed to the music of an
accordion in the professional
hands of Careadam Hooter, and
Candidate Smoker went back to
the city with his hopes revived
and his purse aching with empti-
ness, as it were.
''How much did you borry
from Smucker?" Jiggerbob whis-
bered in Hooters ear; and that
unblushing patriot held up both
hands and wiggled the fingers
and remarked: ITO pay my dues
to the church and chip into the
foreign fund 10 plunks. %
what church do you belong
to-" demanded Jiggerbob.
mot any jist yit, but l want
to be prepared for the change
when she does take place. How
much did you borry, Jigger-
bob?-'
| ''Only five dollars for the fund
to putin ub toom stuns to grand
mothers grave. But he promis-
ed to chip in five more to the
fund for buyin' Mrs. Jiggerbob
a mess of store teeth, and mebby
a extra five towards a sinkin'
fund to pay for gittin' my appen-
dix cut off if that pain shud come
back and become chronic. I"
But candidate Smoker could
not afford to come back again.
The boys had drained him too Sc
verely on this sixth visit. But
two other candidates for the
same office, and belonging to two
different political parties, visited
the club and set up the beer, and
received the shouts and promises
of the club, the last one coming
on the night previous to the cleo
ton, and furnished two kegs of
beer, and loaned $40 to the tomb
stone and appendix FUNDS, and
secured a majority of the votes.
dot was according to der scrip
tures,'' argued the cobbler,
der first shall be lasting und
der last shall be frshlings, accord
ingly. Goot Colt was blowing
der shorn winds to der temper
ance lamb. He dot would buy
SOON patriots NIT beer, moos keep
rigid on buying NIT daily accu-
mutations Ontil after der alexion
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-27

gers when he finds himself near the
man who envies him the possession
of Jessie Cameron, for something tells
him that sooner or later they will have
to fight it out between them
Spencer eyes him curiously, but
gives no evidence of suspicion.
"Senor, we were just debating here
whether this thing that has happened
to us can be an accident or some deep
design on tine part of those who Sc
cretly plan to destroy the government
of Spain on this island. 1 had not
thought of that until your friend men
toned it,
1t is, of course, Senior Roblado who
says this.
Il myself have wondered whether
the rebels can have any special desire
TO make way with some of us. 1t looks
suspicious. l am bound to confess"
remarks Jack, coolly.
Roblado has guilty conscience-he
knows full well there are good reasons
why the patriot followers OF Gomez
and Maceo should hate him like poison
and Jack, who has purposely sent
the shaft, sees the start and sudden
pallor that mark its reception.
Undoubtedly the worthy senior has a
pretty good notion that If this thing
has happened by design instead Of ac-
cident, he is the party at whom the
blow is aimed.
Gentlemen, trust You are all
armed, SO that should we be attacked
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-27

II her system is in dcranged condi-
tion, or she is predisposed to apoplexy
Or congestion of any organ, it is at this
time likely to become active and, with
host Of nervous irritations, make life
burden, =,
At this time. also. cancers and tumors
are more liable TO begin their destruc-
tive work. Such warning symptoms as
q sense of suffocation, hot flashes, diz-
ziness. headache. dread of impending
evil, sounds in the ears, timidity, pal
pitation Of the heart, sparks before
the eyes, Irregularities, constipation,
variable appetite, weakness and inqui-
etude are promptly needed by intelli-
gent women who are approaching the
period of life when womans great
change may be expected.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the worlds greatest remedy
for women at this trying period, and
may be relied upon to overcome all dis
tressing symptoms and carry them
safely through to healthy and happy
old age.
Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound invigorates and strengthens the
female organism, and builds up the
weakened nervous system as no other
medicine can.
Mrs A. E. G. Hyland. OF Chester
town, Md, in q letter to Mrs. Pink
ham, says:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
81 had been suffering with falling Of the
womb for years and was passing through the
change Of life. My womb was badly swollen.
l had q good deal OF soreness, dizzy spells,
headaches, and was very nervous wrote
you for advice and compenced treatment
with Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound as you directed. and am happy to say
that all those distressing symptoms left me,
and ! have passed safely through the change
of life a well woman"
For special advice regarding this i'm
portant period women are invited to
write to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. II
is free and always helpful
The Holly chieftain., 1905-10-27

William ]. Black. who has just been
promoted by the Santa Fe railroad to
be passenger trafic manager of the
entire system. with headquarters in
Chicago, was born Oct. 3, 1864, In
St. Louis. and has been in the rail-
way service since 1879, beginning as
an Office boy with the Vandalia at the
age of Is years. He retained his first
position five years, when he became
rate clerk In the passenger depart
ment of the Missouri Pacific. In
March, 1886, he was given similar
position by the Santa Fe. He was
promoted to chief clerk in the passen.
ger department in April. 1887, and
to assistant general passenger agent
Jan. /. 1892. He has been general
passenger agent, with headquarters
at Topeka, Kan, since Feb. /, 1897.