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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
PLANTING SWEET PEAS.
Get Good Seeds and Plant EARLY in
the Spring For Freezing Will
Not Harm Them.

These generally prove most satisfac.
tory when planted as early in the
spring as possible. AS soon as the
ground can be prepared, rake rather
deep burrows running north and south,
or northeast and southwest, and SOW
thickly in these burrows, covering only
o%ne-fourth to one-half inch deep; if
covered too deep, the peas will rot.
When two or three inches high, hoe
the soil in about the stems, and con-
tinue this process at intervals until
the furrow is filled and the surface of
the soil is level. The roots will then
be in the ground deep enough so that
the heat of the summer will not be so
likely to check the growth and cause
the following of the foliage and death
of the plant. In shallow planting,
where the suns rays are hot. the heat
ed soil almost invariably destroys the
plant before the blooming period is
reached. 1t will not hurt the plant to
freeze. Order your seeds of a reliable
n%urseryman and plant early.-Ths
Commoner.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
QUESTION.

Dear heart, If we could walk away
Adown the wales of yesterday,
Could climb again like laughing Hope
Each green-clad knoll. each verdant slope,
Could sit and see the rivers SHINE
Through beech and fir and spruce and pine,
Would we achieve all that we knew
OF peace and love betwixt us two?
II we could see the clover bloom
And catch the far-blown sweet perfume
OF the wild flowers Of the wood,
Know everything that seemed SO good
In those bright days to you and me-,
The shadow of the buckeye tree,
And everything, would our soul then
Speak through your eyes to mine again?
If we could stand beneath the moon
In purple shade by the lagoon
AND see the poplars slim and high
In silhouette against the sky,
And see afar the city's light
In thousand stars against the night
Where the moonpath just shuns the shore,
Would we be as we were once more?
Would we-would we between us two?
Would that rare bono that once we knew
Hold our two souls as once 1t did
When my warm kisses were unchid?
] know the knobs and slopes are there,
The whole vast scene! The skies are fair
AS they were then. my heart beats true!
Do you still treasure all we knew?
-. M. Lewis, in Houston Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Airs. III. Wriohf

Mrs. Pinkham claims that there is a
kind of dyspepsia that is caused by a
arrangement of the female organism,
and which, while it auses a disturb
ance similar to ordinary indigestion,
cannot be relieved without a medicine
which not only acts as a stomach tonic,
but has peculiar uterine-tonic effects
also.
AS proof of this theory we call at
tention to the case of Mrs. Maggie
Wright, Brooklyn, N. Y, who was
completely cured by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound after every
thing else had failed. She writes:
".For two years l suffered with dyspepsia
which SO degenerated my entire system that I
was unable to attend to my daily duties. I
felt weak and nervous, and nothing that | ate
tasted good and it caused a disturbance in nv
stomach. l tried different dyspepsia cures,
but nothing seemed to help me. / was adj
vised to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound a trial, and was happily surprised
to find that it acted like a fine tonic, and in a
lew days l began,to enjoy and properly digest
my food. My recovery was rapid, and in
five weeks / was a well woman. Ihaye rec
commended it to many suffering women.n
No other medicine in the world has
received such widespread and %unquali-
fed endorsements or has such a record of
cures of female troubles, as has lydia
2. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
BITS OF FEMININITY.

Evening bodices for young girls are
cut almost in V, hearts, square or
rounded styles.
White cloth and all pale-colored
cloths will be worn for spring cos
tunes, together with the lightest and
most e%xtravagant millinery.
Belts are in endless variety of rib
bon, silk and leather. Nothing is too
fanciful if it is in keeping with the
costume.
Belts of crushed velvet in bright
shades, with a handsome buckle, give
the needed color to light blouses for
evening wear.
Silk and soft suede belts are in
great demand. Some of the new
buckles shown are of the twisted or
der and made in the oElong shape.
In all probability the most attract
i've toilettes will be IL white, zinc
and drab, pastel pinks and pale blues.
During Lent mauves and puppies,
smoke gray and black and white will
surely predominant.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

minded and full of enthusiasm. came
into the sitting room, relates Harper's
Magazine.
What a beautiful woman Mrs. Ray
mond isl" he exclaimed. Il have Just
had a pleasant talk with her in the book
store.'
His wife looked up from her sewing.
"John!" she exclaimed, where is your
collar?"
The professor of philosophy put his
hand to his throat. Il must have left it
at the barber shop. Yes, that's it. l
went to the barber shop, then to the
bookstore. Why" he ended, lamely,
Mrs. Raymond would think it very
careless of me to appear in public with
out my collar, wouldn't she?"
Rather" said his wife. Perhaps
you'd better call her up and tell her how
it happened"
Exactly" said the professor.
The professor went to the telephone
Hello, central, hello. Hello--is this
Mrs. Raymond? Yes? Well, really, II
was very stupid of me, Mrs. Raymond,
but, YOU know, | had been thinking'oi
something very important, and I quite
forgot my collar. I-oh!-ah!-good.
by"
The professor suddenly hung up tho
receiver. He gave utterance to a mild
exclamation. :
"John!" exclaimed his wife.
She says she hasn't been out Of tn
house to-day" groaned the professor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Galveston Announces Arrangements
for Northern Settlers Conven-
ton Complete.

The Galveston Business Mems Club adj
vises that all arrangements are completed
looking to the entertainment of visitors
to the Northern Settlers Convention,
April q, % and %, and already quarters
are being assigned to those thoughtful
enough to make arrangements of this char
acter in advance of their coming. The
Auditorium, with n seating capacity of
1000, has been provided with additional
chairs; vessels have been chartered for a
trip on the Gulf, and an inspection of
the largest shipping docks in the world.
Thirty miles of magnificent beach drive
way will be one Of the attractions to
visitors from interior States. The South
ern Pacific Industrial Exhibit will be in
stalled in the Auditorium and visitors
will have an opportunity of studying the
products of Texas during the four sea-
sons, everything being free. Round trip
tickets at low rates will be on sale from
your station Tuesday, April IS.
The round trip rate from st. Louis will be
only $l5. Proportionately low rates from
all points. Address E. w. La Beaume,
G. P. and I. A., Cotton Belt Route, St..
Louis, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
A Rice
Pudding

I the first place, they were both elder
ly, sober-mlnded, dignitied people,
50 there vas no possible reason why
anyone should be inspired to play ride
ulocs tricks on them when they finally
decided-after 20 years of waiting-to
get married and go east on a long we'd
ding trip.
Thomas Carr was SO, a deacon in the
First church at home, and a business
man of standing and reputation, whose
frosty side-whiskers were more likely
to inspire respect and awe than levity.
Sarah Anderson, his bride, owned to
more than 40 summers and possessed a
quiet and serene dispositio1-!which
latter fact proved, after all, a great
blessing.
Then they took care to see that no
one was invited to the wedding who
might have been mcIed to do anything
foolish in the way of throwing old shoes
or rice after the bridal party. And
Thomas CIR, with a craft and guile
which hur. his conscience, concealed
the route they were to take and the hotel
they were to stop at in C~hicago-at least
1s though he did.
no, indeed! There should be no fool
ishness about their wedding trip. They
were too old to be stared and laughed
at. On the train to Chicago they sat in
the same seat, but Sarah looked out the
window, while her newly made husband
read the morning paper, with hardly a
glance in her direction. AS a matter
of fact, he played the part of an unin-
terested escort too well to suit the bride,
who, after all. was a woman.
On arriving in the city, they took the
common bus and were driven over to
the Sherman house. where Thomas
wrote, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Carr, Earl
vile, Ill.," on the register, without be-
traying in any way that he was doing
anything unusual.
about two dollars, please" he said,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

when the clerk asked him what sort OF a
room he wanted.
by the way, Mr.. Carr" the clerk
called after him as he turned to rejoin
his wife, there's a package came by ex.
press for you this morning"
Send it up to the ROOM" said Thomas.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carr had agreed that they
would spend a whole week in Chicago.
Thomas had arranged to leave his bust.
ness for a month or two, and there was
no reason why they should hurry.
The boy brought in the package.
Sarah looked at it, and saw it came from
Earlville.
81 wonder what it can be-" she said.
Thomas allowed that he had no idea.
He tore off the outside wrapper and I'M
peeled, one after the other, half a dozen
other layers of tissue paper. Finally
there stood revealed an a large china
plate a curious white something, round.
ing at the top and about the shape of q
half watermelon.
What in all tishhooks is that thing?'
asked Thomas. Sarah poked it CUES.
tioningly with one finger. Part of ii
broke off and crumbled away into little
particles. A look of comprehension,
half amused and half angry, came over
Sarah's face.
why, Thomas, it's a rice pudding
she said.
"A WHAT"
"a rice pudding, | suppose" she went
on with a laugh. "They thought rice
in the form of a pudding would be more
suitable to our age. But l thought you
had concealed our stopping place."
What are we going to do with it?'
asked Thomas, anxiously. 81 can't ask
anybody around the hotel to take 1t away
without letting them into the fact that
we've just been married"
We'll, Thomas" said his wife, eff we
stay here the Earlville people will be
sending us all sorts of foolish things
likes not, now they know the address
I think we'd better keep right on east
We can take the pudding with us and
leave it on the train when we get off
That'll be easy enough"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
DYSPEPSIA YIELDS
A NINE YEARS VICTIM FINDS A
REMEDY THAT CURES.
For Two Years Tooweak towork-A Dozen
Doctors Had Tried to Check Disease.
Treatment That Succeeded.

For Two Years Tooweak toWork-A Dozen
Doctors Had Tried to Check Disease.
Treatment That Succeeded.
All sufferers from weakness or disor-
ders of the digestive organs will read
with lively interest the story of the COM
plete recovery of Mrs. Nettlie Darvoux
from chronic dyspepsia which was
thought to be incurable.
"To be ailing for nine years is not a
very pleasant experience" said Mrs.
Darvoux, when asked for some account
of her illness. "For two years I was
critically i'll and could not attend to my
household duties, and at IL time l was
80 weak and miserable that I could not
even walk. My trouble was chronic dys-
pepsia. I became extremely thin and
had a sallow complexion. l had no APP
petite and could not take any food with
out suffering great distress"
Ibid you have a physician?"
"Yes, / took medicine from a dozen
different doctors, but without getting
any benefit whatever"
"How did you get on the track of a
cure?"
"a book about DR.. Williams'P Pink Pills
was thrown in our doorway one day.
My husband picked it up and read it
through carefully. He was SO impressed
by the statements of those who had been
cured by that remedy that he imme-
diately bought three boxes of the pills
and insisted on my taking Them"
"Did they help you at once?"
81 began to feel better the second day
after 1 started to use the pills and by the
time I had taken the three boxes I was
entirely well. DR.. Williams Pink Pills
can cure even when doctors fail, and
they cure thoroughly, for q long time
has passed since my restoration to health
and I know it is complete and lasting
The surest way to make sound diges'
ton is to give strength to the organs con
cerned. DR.. Williams Pink Pills give
new vigor to the blood. No other rem
edy yields such radical results.
Mrs. Darvoux lives at No. 497 Sixth
street, Detroit, Mich. DR.. Williams
Pink Pills are sold by all druggists il
every part of the world. Dyspeptic'
should send to the DR.. Williams Med
icine Company, Schenectady, N. Y, fol
a new booklet entitled What to Eal
and How to Eat"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
In the Spring.

Lowndes, Mo-, April 4th.-Mrs. Il. G,
Harty, of this place, says:
For years l was in very bad health.
Every spring l would get so low that
l was unable to do my own work. i
seemed to De worse in the spring than
any other time of the year. l was very
weak and miserable and had much pam
in my back and head. l saw Dodd's Kid
ney Pills advertised last spring and be-
gan treatment of them and they have
certainly don't me more good than any
thing l have ever used.
Il was all right last spring and felt
better than l have for over ten years.
l am fifty years of age and am stronger
to-day than l have been for many years
and | give Dodd's Kidney Pills credit for
the wonderful improvement"
The statement of Mrs. Harry is only
one of a great many where Dodd's Kid
ney Pills have proven themselves to be
the very best spring medicine. They
are unsurpassed as a tonic and are the
only medicine used in thousands of fam
lilies.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Pineapple Lemonade.

Pineapple lemonade is delicious to
serve at an evening party. 1t is remark
ably refreshing after dancing. Crate q
large pineapple and add to it the Juice
Of four lemons. Make a strip of a pint
of sugar and a pint Of water. Boil the
strip, and when 1t is cool pour it over the
pineapple. Let it stand for several
hours, and then put in a punch bowl
with a large piece of Ice, and add a sufu.
cient quantity of water, aerated ore.
serred
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Great Activity

Is shown without any disagreeabie after.
effects, by DR.. Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup
Pepsin, in going to the seat of your trou-
BILE, when you are a victim of Constipa-
ton, Biliousness, Headache, Indigestion,
Dizziness, etc. 1t gently but firmly drives
out the poisons hat are causing your ILL
ness, and braces up all your internal or
gans to do their proper work. Try it.
Sold by all druggists at SOC and $l.0O.
Money back if it fails.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Il SCALP HUMOUR.
Suffered fortunes Until Cured by
Cuticura - Scratched Day
and Night.

"My scalp was covered with little PIN
piles, aud l suffered t~ortures from the
itching. l was scratching all day and
night, and l could get no rest. | washed
my head with hot water and Cuticura
Soap and then applied the Cuticura ONT
n1ent as q dressing. One box of the oint.
cured me. Now my head is entirely clear
and my hair is growing splendidly. I
have used Cuticura Soap ever since, and
shall never be without it. (Signed) Ada G..
Smith, 800 Grand St., Jersey City, N. j."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Dainty Vanilla Waters.

Will send in the recipe, although IL
has been printed so many times. One
cupful Of sugar. two-thirds cupful butter,
four tablespoonful sweet milk, one
tablespoonful vanilla, n egg, one-halt
teaspoonful cream tartar, two-thirds
teaspoonful soda. Flour to roll very
thin. Cut in very small fancy shapes. l
made a chocolate cake by your recipe
mis- morning, and it looks very nice.
fhall Sample it tonight. Thanks foy
recipe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Something New.

One of the most interesting booklets
that we have had brought to our atten-
practicing physician of Chicago, as an
introduction to his remedy, "Pusheck's-
Kuro." This remedy is making a Won
derful record of cures in cases of Rheu-
matism, Stomach or Liver troubles, Blood
and Nerve Diseases, Weakness and gen.
eral debility. 1t is for sale at nearly all
drug stores, or sent direct from DR.. G.
Pusheck, Chicago. The price is $l.00.
This illustrated booklet is mailed free.
Write for it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Write to s. G. Warner, G. P. g. T. A.,
Kansas City Southern Ry., Kansas City,
Mo-, for information concerning free
Government Homesteads, New Colony
Locations, Improved farms, Mineral lands.
Rice lands, and Timber lands and for
copy of Current Events" Business OBJ
p%ortunities, Rice book, X. c.. S. Fruit
book. Cheap round trip homeseekers'
tickets on sale first and third Tuesdays of
each month. The short line to the Land
of Fulfillment."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
For Quick Relief from Rheumatis

For Quick Relief from Rheumatism
Pains, Indigestion, Nervous Prostitution,
Weakness, Catarrh, or Blood and Nerve
Diseases use Pusheck' s-Kuro. 1t has no
bad after effects, is perfectly safe, does
not contain any injurious ingredients, re-
lieves those who are overworked or *
hausted, dispels headache, induces rest
full sleep. You can depend upon it every
time. No other medicine like it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

II has been decided by the courts Of
New Jersey that if a householder asks his
cook to run out and get liver and bacon
for breakfast, and she takes a tumble on
the ice while running, he is liable for doc
tors bill and damages. The prudent man
will wake up his wife and send her
Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Smokers find Lewis "Single Binder"
straight Sc cigar better quality than most
lcN brands. Lewis, Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

A wise man said: "Yea, stick to your
fannels, even until they stick to you"
And to this let it be added, for the bene-
fit of the impulsive: Put not too much
faith in preventives at Is cents perrin
dianapolis News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

The woman who can make good butter,
darn socks to a FRAGILE, cook a meal that
tickles her husband clear to the waist
band and keep the children's neck and
ears clean seldom figures in a divorce case.
Miller County CMo.) Autogram.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

The japanese may not be great artists,
but they, certainly know how to change
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Sometimes a man is despised for 20 or
80 years because he is so stingy, and then
envied all the rest of his life because he
is SO rich.-Somerville Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

If your stomach troubles you at any time
take" Stomachic." Will relieve you at once
and cure you. Save druggists profits. Sold
only dir~ect-delivered to you for S1.00.
Stomachic Co., Sturgis, Mich.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
aood Excuse for the MOON.

"Science has proven" said the proies-
sor of astronomy. that there is no water
ct all in the moon. Now, what do you
deduce from that?"
THAT there is some excuse" replied
the freshman, for its getting full so regu-
larly ."-Philadelphia Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Dyspepsia Of Women
ABSOLUTELY NEEDLESS AGONY
Caused by Uterine Disorders and Cured by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

A great many women suffer with a
form of indigestion or dyspepsia which
does not seem to yield to ordinary treat
ment. While the symptoms seem to be
similar to those of ordinary indiges-
ton, yet the medicines universally pre-
scribed do not seem to restore the pa
TENTS normal condition,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

In a Pinch, Use Aliens Foot-Ease.
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease
a powder. 1t cures Corns. Bunions. Painful
Smarting, Hot, Swollen feet. At all Drug
gists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample FREE
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

A Berlin professor claims to have dis
covered a serum that will cure hay fever.
And a host of sufferers may be expected
to remark next August that they 'hobe
ids drue. '-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF
as a cough cure.-J. w. O'Brien, 322 Third
Ave, N, Minneapolis, Mimi, Jan. 6, 1900.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Write for latest catalog of the Reming-
ton Standard Typewriter, 7l0 Locust
Street, St. Louis, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Speaking of the smoke nuisance, how
about the campaign cigar?-Chicago
Chronicle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Concerts are a nice thing to keep a man
from having a good time.-N. Y. Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

When a mar is starving it is a poor
time to talk to him about his soul.-The
Commoner.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

When a man is financially embarrassed
he is apt to feel sorry that he has friends
who only feel sorry for him.-Chicago
Daily News,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Even if success is coming to you the
chances are that you will have to meet it
ct least half way.-Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

Cold facts often cause hot arguments
Chicago Daily News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
Day Laborers, Skilled Workmen,
and especially Farm Tenants.

Parties with small capital, seeking an oppor
tunity to purchase a farm home farmers VIII
would prefer to rent for a couple Of years befor.
purchasing; and day laborers in fields or facto
ries should address a postal card to Mr.. J. f
Merry, Asst. General Passenger Agent, Dubuque
Iowa, who will promptly mail printed matte,
concerning the territory above described, anc
give specific replies to all inquiries.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13

A warm handshake nay do more good
than a cold handout.-Chicago Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-04-13
APOLOGY THAT WAS LOST.
Absent Minded Professor Makes q
Mistake in Trying to Do
the Polite.

The professor Of philosophy, absent
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-03
OAKVlLLE HAPPENINGS

John Henry and family of North Adams, Mass, are moving into Ernest Nitche's new house near Davis street.
 Mrs Fred Sharp and family of Springfield are visiting at the home of Mir and Mrs A. A. Stone.
 Oscar Mainvetz has taken position with G. S. Abbott of Knob hill. MT Mainvetz came to this. country from Russia recently to escape being made target for the warlike Japs.
 c. L. Warner of Riverside street has gone to Philadelphia and other places on business.
 Mrs Betts of Danbury, with her father, Henry Knapp, is visiting at the home of her son, A. E. Betts of Newton Heights.
 Alex Baer and family of Waterbury are moving into Mrs Cchrier's house or Wood street.
 c. w. Bidwell, the Watertown tax collector, will be at J. H. Simon's store tomorrow from 9 a. m. until 4 p. m for the purpose of receiving payments