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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12
Minnesota Federation of Labor.

Brainerd, Mimi, June 1.-THE
Minnesota Federation of Labor met
in annual session heretoday and was
called to order by President H. L.
Dix of Minneapolis. There was a
large and representative attendance.
The most important matter before the
convention, which will remain in ses-
sion through the greater part OF the
week, is plan to combat the attempt
of the Citizens Alliance to establish
the open shop in Minneapolis and
other Industrial centers of Minnesota.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12
NEWS OF MILTON
DAUGHTER BORN TO w.
f. PUTNAM AND WIFE.

New Dentist in MiIton-Win Visit in
Heppner - Weston Normal Will
Give u Comedy Drama-Returned
From SpOlZane-WiH Attend Sum-
mer School at SaIem-VisitOr From
Ballard, Wash. - Freewater Post
master Resigned-Tent Meetings
Will Close.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12
Notice to Debtors

All persons indebted to us will call
and settle at once, as we are going
out of business July 4.
DiNDINGER. WILSON & co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12
ANCIENT PAGEANT
12OOTH ANNIVERSARY OF
FOUNDING OF SHERBoRNE-

At the Place King Alfred Was
Taught His Letters-Headquart
OF the Celebrants VIII BE In a
Ruined Castle Founded by Roger
Of Caen-CelebratiOn Takes the
Form of FollEplay Reproducing
Ancient Customs and Languages.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12

Rev. Mark Arthur, a ful-blooded
Nez Perce Presbyterian. is holding a
successful revival at Spalding, Idaho.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12

their new church. Ou Tuesday even
ing he will deliver an address to the
state convention.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-06-12

Observation-Disclosures
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Laconic Men.

Won Moltkc, Germany's great sol,
der, was most lacOnic. His init
mates knew almost to word in
what language the toasts allotted to
him would be proposed. The health
of his royal master would be sub
mitted in four words or twice as
many, because, as he reasoned, his
hearers knew as much about the
sovereign as he did. There was once
bet over toast which he was to
propose. The man who made it wa
gcred that Won Moltke would dis
charge his task in eight words or,
at the outside, nine. lie lost. The
old soldier tackled on the word gen
tlemcn" at the end of his sentence,
and that made ten.
Lord Dalhousic was another la
comic man. Ills note to his secre-
tary sent one midnight out in India
serves for example, IF you are up
and have your breeches on, come
here; if not, come without them"
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Hooks Fishy Compliment.

1t was Theodore Hooks good or
evil fortune to find himself one
night at a musical ''party,' says Il
biographer. lii the course Of the
evenings entertainment young
lady attacked a very difficult song,
which she gave with exaggerated cX-
preston and a great many plumbers.
Next to Hook sat an elderly lady, as
decided an amateur in criticism as
the songstrcss was in singing, over
flowing with gushing ignorance and
sparkling SIp2rlaiives.
ooh, Mr.. Hook" she murmu7cI,
don't you adore singing: Its 50
full of soul"
"WelI, madam rep':td the IA
nous English humorI>,. "for my
part | think there i more of the
founder than the soc cLout it,"
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
PAY Of a Rose Grower.

GA good rose grower-that is,
one who can show good results"
says a well known forist-'receives
as much pay as college professor.
As a rule his knowledge has cost
him about as much.
"By a rose grower | mean a spe-
cialist who can produce heavy head
ed beauties with strong, yard long
stems. Growing roses in pots or
in the open is another matter. Ii
requires skill to grow them well, but
it requires something more to show
cut flowers of the quality that has
come to be considered the first
grade. That is a business by itself.
Good rose growers get from $4,000
to $1,000 year, and some of them
receive muah more, notably a few
who cater to the New York mar
ket."-Philadc'. hia Record.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Rainbow by MOONLIGHT.

J. McCrac, writing from Pretoria,
in the TranSvaal. describes a lunar
rainbow which he observed one night
recently after 10 o'clock and asks
if any one else has ever seen such a
thing.
The conditions were these: After
a heavy thunderstorm, travelling
from west 10 east. a bright quarter
moon shonc brilliantly almost over
head. TO ~ Feast the clouds were
still heavy and dark. and in that d.
rection there appeared a perfect
rainbow. The arc of the bow was
low. 1t appeared as a gray band,
with a certain suggestion Of color,
against the dark, leaden sky.-Phil-
adelphia Record.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
A Good Suggestion.

Mr.. G.. B. Wainwright of Lemon
City, Fla, has written the manu-
faeturers that much better re-
suits are obtained from the use
of Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea remedy in cases of
pains in tn" ..r,nach, collie and
cholera morbus 10y taking it in wa
ter as hot as can be drank. That
when taken in this way the effect
is double in rapidity. sit seems
to get at the right spot instantly, F"
he says. For sale by Hill Bros
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Canadian Oil.

Oil now promises to become a ri
val to wheat in the Canadian north
west as a product of that vast re-
gion. Its discovery near Alberta
nearly three years ago was kept
quiet at the time until the lucky
prospcctorS had secured practically
all the land that was supposed to be
oil bearing. As soon As that was
accomplished a wonderful change
took place, and settlements and vii
lagos sprang up almost at once in
response to the demand for labor
and the incentives to capital. The
oil producing territory lies near the
American boundary, but it is no.
known yet whether the American
territory is also oil bearing
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
There is a Difference.

The difference between Kenne-
dy's Laxative Honey and Tar and
all other cough syrups is that it
moves the bowels, thus expelling
a cold from the system. This re-
lakes the nerve tissues and by its
healing and soothing effect on the
throat and lungs the cough is re-
lieved-cured entirely. Kenne-
dy's is the original laxative honey
and tar. 1t contains no epiates.
Good alike for young and old.
Sold by Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
A HARD STRUGGLE.
Many a sistersville Citizen Finds
TIE Struggle Hard.


. With a back constantly aching,
With distressing urinary disor-
ders,
Daily existence is but strug-
gle.
No need to keep it up.
Doan's Kidney Pills will cure
you.
Mrs. j. Brown, wife of ].
Borwn, night Waterman in the
enamel works, living at 1902
Third street, Moundsville, W. Va,
says: Kindly allow me to bear
testimony to the general excel
lence of Doan's Kidney Pills.
They performed wonders for me.
Procuring box and taking it as
directed the treatment stopped an
attack of dull aching in the small
of my back, only a successor of
many similar predecessors. Some
times the attacks were very Sc
we're, especially after the contrac-
ton of cold or if l was required
to bring any extra exertion on the
muscles of my back. I used sew
eral remedies and wore plasterS
before I tried Doan's Kidney Pills
but they turned out to be only
makeshifts. I noticed the direct
effect of Doan's Kidney Pills
upon my kidneys after dose or
two and when I had completed the
box my back was stronger and
better than it had been for some
time. and was absolutely free from
pain"
For sale by all dealers. Price,
50 cents. Foster-Milburn COM
pany, Buffalo, N. Y, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan s
and take no other.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
How the Japanese Cheat.

Mr.. Takahira, the japanese minis
ter at Washington, according to the
New Orleans States, has new story,
which he tells with great glee. He
says he heard two women discussing
his nation.
"The Japanese said one of them,
Sought to be excluded from the
country. Their young men come
here to school, and no sooner do they
arrive than they begin systematic
course of cheating"
"How is that ?" asked the other.
"1hey only pay tuition for one, "
sai3 the complainant, ''and they
learn enough for two or three"
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
An Artists Sharp Criticism.

When John S. Sargent, the artist,
was in New York the last time he
visited the gallery of millionaire
whose taste III art matters is not OF
the highest. A thousand pictures
were on view, but they had been Sc
lected with a woeful lack of discre-
ton. The millionaire conducted Mr..
Sargent about the place and waited
vainly for the expected word OF
praise. At length he said in de-
spair, "At least, Mr.. Sargent, you
will agree that my collection is a
tolerab!e one, won't you?" ''Toler-
able-yes," was the grim reply, "but
what would you think of a tolerablc
egg"
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
the Playful Owl.

Not even an owl is as much of q
hermit as it appears. The little fel-
low that all summer long sleeps by
day in the hollow apple tree and
boots by night from the adjacent
tree tops has a taste for company,
md when two meet their hOotlng
gives way to varied range of lowly
murmured gatherings very differ
ent from the conventional cries OF
all owldom. Keep pet one land
they are easily tamed), and you will
find them not only as wise as they
look, but not averse to rough and
tumble fun.-Montreal Star.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Hot Weather Piles.

Persons afflicted with piles
should be careful at this season of
the year. Hot weather and bad
drinking water contribute to the
conditions which make piles more
painful and dangerous. Dewitt s
Witch Hazel Salve stops the pain,
draws out the soreness and cures.
Get the genuine, bearing the name
of E. G. Dewitt & Company. Sold
by Opera House Drug Store.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
CATTLE GIRLS.
They Tend Herds In the Pastures OF
Scandinavia.

Scandinavia.
Life in all its primitiveness is to
be found in Scandinavia, but in no
part perhaps is it more simple than
in Dalecarlia. The pastures there
are rich, and consequently the rails
ing of cattle is the chief industry.
The girls of the farm take care Of
the cows, sheep and goats, leading
them to the pastures early in the
morning, guiding them by voice or
horn to spots where the grass grows
richest. At her girdle she carries
bag of salt, which she dispenses
among the herd, every one of which
answers to its name when called.
The cattle girl is industrious, and
as she leads her flock she knits at a
stocking, singing as she walks.
When she reaches a good grazing
ground she seats herself on stump
or stone and knits away till sunset.
For luncheon she eats a slice of
bread and drinks milk, which she
gets either from goat or COW, ac-
cording to circumstances.
Should any of her charges stray
afar she blows her horn to call it
back. At shutdown she conducts her
herd homeward, where the COWS and
goats are MIXED and then housed
for the night.
Picturesque is the dress of these
daughters of Dalecarlia-a blue
skirt with a dark bodice and gayly
striped apron The dress is short,
and the stockings, of which they are
very vain, are embroidered in glow
ing colors. Smart caps of black and
red complete the costume.
These girls are as good as they
are industrious and are of great
help to their parents, churning but
ter, making cheese and helping in
the general work of the farm.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Sure Cure for Piles.

Itching piles produce moisture
and cause itchIrg This form, as
well as blind, bleeding or pro-
truding piles, arc cured by DR..
So-san-ko's Pile Remedy. Stops
itching and bleeding. Absorbs
tumors, so cents 5e-, 60 drug
gists, or sent by mail. Treatise
free. Write me about your case
DR.. Bosanko, Phila, Pc 3,13-lyr
For sale by Arthur Corbitt.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

I will be in town all this week
for the purpose of collecting back
taxes and all who are indebted to
J. w. Grim, late sheriff, will
please call at Robert Mccormick 5
office and settle same and save
cost and annoyance of collecting
same, as they must be collected at
once. II. NJ. ADAMS,
Ex-Deputy Sheriff.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Good For His Health.

She-I believe Tommy Timkins
is made of rubber. He's been thrown
down by half the girls in town, but
he always bomces up just as serene
ly as ever.
He-He explained that to me. He
said that the throwdown had got to
be such habit that he missed the
exercise if he didn't get it.-Detroit
Free Press.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04

Bilious Bill was getting bloated,
And his tongue was muchly coat
ed.
Patent "tonics" wouldn't cure
him,
Companies would not insure him.
All his friends were badly fright
ened,
But their spirits soon were light
ened,
For Bill said-and they believed
him,
EARLY RISER pills relieved him.
Sold by Opera House Drug Store,
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Apt Comparison.

81 understand Bilkins is a very
independent man."
81 should say so! Why, Bilkins is
as independent as the sole negro
cook at the only restaurant in a
small village WIEN eight drummers
are waiting for something to eat".'-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
LETTING Herself Out.

Doctor-PerhapS it's your cook
ing that's responsible for your hus-
bands illness. He's got bad case
of gastritis.
Mrs. Newwife-Gastritis? But l
always cook on a coal range; never
use gas.-Boston Herald.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Proud of Her Conquest.

He (ardently)-How sweet of you
to let me kneel and kiss your hand!
She-I wouldn't if those horrid
Joyse girls weren't gazing in here
through an opera glass.-Town and
Country.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Hurt, but PhIlosophic.

A little fellow of about five years
was riding his velocipede. The We
locipede happened to roll backward,
upsetting the little fellow into the
gutter. On getting up he was heard
to exclaim to himself, "Who told me
to 90 back and sit down."
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
All Fixed.

Nell-I've decided to marry your
Cousin Jack.
Belle The idea. Why, Jack
never said a word to me about
Nell-Oh, Jack doesn't know it
yet.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-04
Twas Ever Thus.

II you earn a thousand nearly.
You think two thousand yearly
Would be just the proper figure to make
your happiness complete.
But your income. II 1t doubles.
Only multiplies your troubles,
For the outgo then increases. and still
the ends don't meet.
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
To Fix Tea Standards.

New York, Jan. 30.-The board of
tea exports for 1908, whose duty it is
TO establish standards Of tea imported
into this country, met here today. Tea
pays no duty but no teas falling be-
low the standards established by the
board are admitted 20 the United
States. The members OF the board for
1905 are A. p. Irwin, Philadelphia
George II. Macy and George Hewlett,
New York; Charles B. Platt San
Francisco; T.. II. Schoyer and +. He'll
yer, Chicago, and Herbert @. Wood
worth, Boston.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
Jailed In Hand Cart

seeral jaRs made UP the police court
docket this morning. Harry Roe was
fined IS, which he pal l. b. +. Killian
was likewise fined %, but being short
Of ready cash is taking his daily exer-
else on the street, while French
Mary" who was brought to the police
station in a hand cart, being past the
condition Of walking, was fined SO and
is pending her three days in Jail. Mary
Wattempsw was arrested for vagrancy,
and given her choice between staying
out Of the city so days or staying in
Jail 10. She choose the former, and is
seen no more on the streets Of Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
"A Distinguished
Physicians
OPINION REGARDING OLD AGE.

A distinguished physician has recent
ly declared that "Old age is not a
time Of life a length Of yesrs--but a
condition Of the bodily tissues and it
is possible for man at so to seem
older than a man at TO-"
"This is a fact. We happen to know
mother of s4 years, and daughter
Of 60 years right here in Salem, and
honstly you would believe the daugh-
ter to be the older Of the two. The
mother is alert lively and active, while
the daughter is fast losing her mind
and memory, and literally dying Of
old age.
'The secret Of youth" says Drug
gist Putnam, "is TO keep the bodily
tissues from wasting, and the greatest
discovery known to medicine for this
purpose is our cod liver oil preparation
vinol, as it contains in a highly con-
eentrated form all Of the medicinal
elements Of cod liver oil, actually taken
from fresh Gods livers, but without oil
or grease. Yinol is an ideal strength
ener and body builder for old folks,
it repairs worn tissues, checks the
natural decline, and replaces weakness
with strength as nothing else can.
"'Yinol tones up the stomach, ere
ates a healthy appetite, makes rich, red
blood, and invigorates and strength
ems every organ in the body TO do its
work as nature intended Vinol is in
deed a great blessing to old folks, and
extracts from such letters as the fol
lowing prove it,"
Mrs. Sarah J. windorm, Of Chicago, |
H.. grand-niece of Alexander Hamil- |
ton, SAYS: "'vinol is godsend TO old
people as it is such a wonderful vital
izer and strength creator"
Mr. a. j. Baker, Of Evansville Ind,
says: "There is nothing like viuol
for the aged and he would not take
thousand dollars for the good it has
lone him..
al just wish every person in Salem
Who feel old whether they are old
N years or not, would try Vinol on
,ur guarantee. We will give back your
money if you are not satisfed--we
mean this for a fair offer and it is up
o you to prove our good faith. Geo.
". Putnam
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
Rent Hor Double.

al knew no one for four weeks when
I was sick with typhoid and kidney
trouble" writes Mrs Annis Hunter,
OF Pittsburg, Pa, "and when got
better although / had one Of the best
doctors ! could get, was bent double
and had TO rest my hands on my
knees when ] walked From this ter
rihle affection / was rescued by elec.
trio Bitters, which restored my
health and strength, and now can
walk as straight as ever They are
simply wonderful :" Guaranteed 10
euro stomach, liver and kidney disor.
ders. At J, C. Perry's drug store.
Price, Soc
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30

l.oadeo. JAN SUI IS stated on
sood au'hori'y thar ,as fagmer grand
de'hess 81 Hess vas aarisl sesrs,
" several weeks sse 90 hss cousin. ths
urand puke Cyril % Rsssia. Itisssii
that eesauss % the gaul lesAsss ls
iag a dlveFece ,hsfs vas great As
Guilty 10 haaiag pr.ssi of ths Grs,l
saafeA 90 Pssfern ths ssssnoay. aal
= = fuFtass said ,Aas b rseelvea slO
eQ feF Ais services
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
rnrced TO starve

p, F. Leek, of Concord, Kyg says;
"For 20 years 1 suffered agonieS with
sore on my upper lip so painful
sometimes that l could not eat. After
vainly trying everything else l cured
il with Bueklen's Arnica Salve. ." It's
great for burns, cuts and wounds. AT
J. C. Perry's drug store; only 95c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
BIG Sale Of Trotters.

New York, Jan. 30. The first big
sale Of trotters Of the year began in
Madison Square Gardbn today, and will
continue for FIVE days, under the man.
agement Of the FasigTipton company.
The feature Of the sale will be the
absolute dispersal Of the celebrated
Village Stock Farm Of East Aurora, n.
". one Of the worlds greatest trotting
The sale has attracted
prominent breeders and owners from
many parts Of the country.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
Two Licenses

Marriage licenses haev been issued
10 ~ Y. Hostetter and Miss Emma II,
Kropp and to Harry Ralph and Miss
Pearl Hart.
r. G. Hoover Of the 10th U. $. Infan.
try, came up from Vancouver yester-
day, and spent the day with J. @.
Martzolf, in this city, Mr.. Hoover and
MIR. Martzolf worked together for six
years In Kokomo, Indiana, for the X.
NJ. a w. Traction Co.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30

Tho cause OF this complaint Is not il
the head al ALL IL comes from the stom.
ach. A stomach that has become clor.
sgd from over eating, drinking or abuse
in any mapuer, wall warn you by bring
ing on sick headache, Cure the pains
aud distEess 10 the stomach. and the
headache stoPs ot itseif. Am bilious at.
taeks, DYSPEPSIA hclchiuS tld taste In
The mouth, muddy complexion and vel.
low eyes are cured by ,bis remedy I,
Is called pr. Guuus lmpfyyel Liver
fills one Tor a doss, auU Is sold DIV
druggists an over ths q s for s5e ne,
bon. For sal, by pr. s C. s,oae. drug
gisi
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
sure Cure tor pilea.

itehing piles produce moisture aud
cause itching. this form, as we'll as
hling. bleeding or Prolrudlng Piles
are cured by Dr. Bosan.kos Pile
Remedy Stops itching and bleeding
Aesorbs tumors soc a jar AZ drug.
sist, or sent by mail. Treaties free
Write me about your case pr DO
sanko. PAilA. Pa
Pore sale by DR.. s c stone, druggist
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
DECORATE
POTENTATES
STATUE:

London, Jan. 3O.--Two hundred and
sevonty-six years ago Charles l. was
executed 10y his subjects. and latter
day Jacobites observed the anniver
sary as usual boy placing wreathes on
the statute in Trafalgar Square. That
is to say they would like 10 place their
loral omblems personally but sal TO
say the garlands are now always laid
ir position by the rude hands OF Han.
verian policemen.
The reason Tor this is somewhat
amusing The floral obseryaucos com
mcnccd some Is years ago, and would
all have gonc well but for a modest
bunch Of violets placed among the 9th
er decorations. IL was not tho flowers
but tho card TO which they were az.
teehcd. which caused tho rumpus. This
card was the white hd Of a miniuer S
box. linked round with deep black b0r-
der. In the ceuter We're printed Ia large
letters, Remember Oh, King aud
Martyr. We Have Not Forgotten.
Long Live Queen Map.' Next day
there was paragraph In an the pa
pers calling attention % tho "disloy-
al inscription, and when parliament
met a question Was pyt 90 the house
secretary The consequence was the
placing Of the Jacobite Wroaths under
the censorship ~ che officer ~ works
where All tributes uoW haye 90 be sent.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-01-30
A New oregon Manufacture.

~ -
Tho Western Bakery Company ol
Portland. located at East Third ., anu
noyi, streets, has favored this ONCE
with a sample box of their sweet gOoaS,
and for fine quality and great variety
Of attractive baking this has never OeeH
oonolIad in all our experience and OBJ
sorvation. A complete line of these
goods are kept in stock by Harr'tt q
Lawrence, at the old postotiice gro
cerv. and at wholesale by H. ). Giie q
Co, of this city. Every article made
bv this company is as toothsome as the
finest confectionery.