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lore said court AT the court room Ut said
court IN the town ot Gunnison. county
and state aforesaid. on the aoth day III
September. A. D. 1903, at the hour ot 10
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and there to show cause. VI any there br,
why an order should not be made direct
ing the said administrator 10 lease and
contract Tor sale ol said real estate tor the
purposes specified in said petition.
Ii is further ordered that this order be
published Tor at least tour successive weeks
in the Gunnison News-ChampIon, a week
~ pubic newspaper published in said
county
Nv the Court
GrEo HsTHERfNGToN,
County Judge.
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-09-29
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Nc~-.Chsmpion correspondence

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Thursday, September n.
Miss Bombard is visiting in
Powderhorn this week.
School opened here Monday with
twenty pupils m attendance.
The Wilt bridge which WAS nssrly 8
washed away in the spring is hsing
repaired now.
Charlie Miller Of the upper Gun
nlson is cutting the grain in our
valley this week
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Cooper left
Sunday for lola, where they expect
TO spend the winter with Mr.. Green.
Having is over in the valley
Hay was gotten up IN good shape
with very little rain and . large
crop is reported.
The fishing resorts have been
very busy all summer Mr. Estes
is expecting quite hunting party
next week for the deer season.
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-09-29
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News .saasp,sss sCorresposacuce
Wednesday, September 2..
Albert Madden was in lola ON
business this week.
Steve Derlng stopped in lola
Saturday enroute TO Cathedral.
W. n Meek has almost completed
his new cellar back Of the store.
Mr.and Mrs. Gebbert stopped at
the lola Hotel previous to their de-
parture for louisiana.
Miss Annie Rouviere recently re-
turned home after spending about q
month with her brother, Louis.
Mr.. Morgan, the water com
missioner from Montrose, was here
the latter part of the week inter-
viewing the ranchmen
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-09-29
Proud Of Their DRY List

The towns and cities of New Hamp-
shire have come TO vie with each
other 10 see which shan have the
most names entered on the famous
''4ry list" in vogue in that state under
the provision Of its liquor law. Somcrs-
worth is now out with the claim that
two recent additions give her a total
Of 100 names and the Leadership
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-09-29
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Gunnison news-champion., 1905-09-29
A Remedy Without a Peer

a RCmedy Without q F0of
II find Chamberlain Stomach
and Liver Tablets more beneficial
than any other remedy ever used
for stomach trouble" says j. Z.
klote, of Edna Mo For any dis
order of the stomach, billiousness or
constipation, these Tablets are with
out a peer For sale by all drug
4ests.
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-09-29
ROwAeshosn

Ne~s-Chsmpion Correspondence.
Wednesday, September %.
u. j Campbell left Thursday for
parts unknown.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. II. Doering leave
for Pennington, \. Mex, in a few
days.
Otto Bowers is constructing a new
residence on his ranch. Shall we
surmise, Otto?
Mr. +. A. McGregor and Miss
Annie Matzke are spending a vaca-
tion in the lower country.
Those who sojourned in Gannison
this week were Mr.. and Mrs. c. O..
johnson, Miss Maude McGregor,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. II. Doering and
Steve Doering.
Gunnison news-champion., 1905-09-29
Sapinero
News Champion Correspondence.
Wednesday, September p.


Wednesday, September p.
Mr.. Moody, ieweler. is here from
Grand Junction.
Miss Keck returned from Grand
Junction the first Of this week.
Mr.. Wheeler Of Boulder. is here
visiting his brother, II. y. Wheeler.
Joe Parsons was down from Gun
nisou this week for several DAYS.
fishing
Mr.. Tony Of Denver. arrived Sun
day, and is tenting here on the
Gunnison.
Mr.. VIII Davis, formerly Of Gun.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
The Conditions Are Easy.

Letters should deal with the writer's
experiences since he settled in the
Southwest. They should tell how much
money he had when he arrived, what
he did when he first came, what meas
ure of success has since crowned his
efforts and what he thinks of that por-
ton of the country in which he is
located Letters should not be less than
300 nor more than 1,500 words in length,
and will be used for the purpose of ad-
vertising the Southwest. Letters are
desired not only from farmers and farm
ers' wives, but also from merchants,
school teachers, clergymen; from every
one who has story to tell and who
knows how to tell it. Poetical contri-
buttons are not wanted.
All cannot win prizes, but by their
contributions they can assist The West
erl Trail in it's efforts to colonize and
upbuild the Southwest.
Contest closes June 80, 1905. Prizes
will be awarded as soon thereafter as
results can be determined. Address
The Western Trail, 736-144 Van
Buren, Street. Chicago. I'll.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Think of a house in which the wo-
man who runs it has nothing to pay
for rent, coal, or gas; no front steps
or sidewalk to sweep or shovel snow
from; no doorbell to answer, no serv-
ant to keep, no neighbors to gossip
with; home in which she never
hears the sound of the postman's
whistle; house in which she Is abso-
lutely safe from the intrusion of sew
ing-machine agents and book canvass
ers, and where it is impossible Tor
callers to drop in at inopportune mo-
ments; house where dust never
settles on the furniture, where there
are no wooden stairs or fixtures to
catch fire. and where none of the
windows can be called either front
or back" although there are plenty
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
RESTORED HIS HAIR
Scalp Humor Cured by Cuticura Soap
and Ointment-After All Else
Had Failed.

81 was troubled with severe scalp
humor and loss of hair that gave me a
great deal of annoyance and inconven-
.once. After unsuccessful efforts with
many remedies and so-called hair
tones, q friend induced me to try
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. The
humor was cured in a short time, my
hair was restored as healthy as ever
and can gladly say have since been
entirely free from any further annoy
ance. | shall always use Cuticura
Soar and | keep the Ointment on
hand to use as a dressing for the hair
and scalp. (Signed) Fredk Busche.
213 East 57th ST., New York City"
A wife gets through expecting her
husbands conscience to wake up.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
Like a Champagne Bottle.

Like champagne Oott'Cs
Everything around the house was
as spick and span as on a man-of-war.
To get an idea of the rooms imagine
YOU are in champagne bottle that
tapers toward the top. The kitchen
and dining room, on the main floor, Is
the largest. Lockers for clothes and
closets for china are fitted into the
sides of the iron cone very much as
they are aboard ship. A large range
furnishes heat for the entire house.
A sewing machine and phonograph
suggest "all the comforts of a fiat"
The former Mrs. Walker resorts to
when she is tired of reading in the
long winter nights. The latter is for
the benefit of her son and daughter,
who get fidgety once in a while for
the sound of human voice, and a
comic song or joke from a brass fun
mel is more comforting than none at
ali.
OF course, there is Mamie. When
Mamie was a little girl she was her
mothers constant companion on the
Eight" You can see the dolls she
used to play with scattered around
the place now. But as she grew up
it was necessary for her to go to
school. To row to and from the light
house to Staten island every day was
out of the question, so Mamie boards
on the mainland, and goes out to see
her mother on Sundays and holidays.
Besides, Mamie is II years old and
comedy. There are dances and things,
and in the winter nights even the
most ardent wooer would think twice
before venturing three miles amid
floating ice in a rowboat. So Mrs.
Walker signs and smiles as she goes
up the iron ladder to light the Ian.
tern when she thinks of the good time
Mamie is having ashore.
Jake, as everybody who knows him
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
$500
FOR LETTERS ABOUT The
SOUTHWEST.

The Western Trait Magazine offers six
prizes aggregating in value $500 in rail-
road transportation, for letters from
residents of Arkansas, Eastern Colorado,
Missouri, Kansas, Indian Territory,
Oklahoma, Texas and New Mexico.
1t wants letters that will induce ener-
getic and ambitious men and women to
settle in the great and growing South
west, and there engage in farming,
cattle raising, dairying, fruit growing
and similar pursuits.
To accomplish the purpose which it
has in view, The Western Trail offers the
following prizes in railroad transporta-
ton for the six letters which, in the
opinion of a competent judge. shall be
deemed best suited to its requirements:
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

of them. But these are only a few
of the peculiar features of the home
of Mrs. Kate Walker, the chatelaine
Of Robbins Reef.
There are a number of women who
draw salaries from the United States
government as assistant lighthouse
keepers, where their husbands, sons,
or some other relatives are in charge.
But Mrs. Walker is said to be the
only woman on the Atlantic coast be-
tween Maine and Florida who is the
head lightkeeper, while the man who
helps her cher SOM is an assistant.
1t is nineteen years since Mrs. Walker
went to Robbins Reef light as a
bride. She has not left it since ex-
cept for few hours at time. She
virtually went to 1.-THE reef" on her
honeymoon, and she never fell into
the habit of asking for leave Of abb
sence.
Mrs. Walker is a stolid, self-pos-
sessed, observant woman of the North
German type, with shrewd gray eyes,
hair that is still untouched by the
tint of time, and complexion as
ruddy as sea captains. She spends
about as much time on the terrace
outside of her house as she does in
doors, even when the wind blows and
the salt spray compels her, to don an
oil-skin jacket and sou'wester. In
the good old summer time, when this
terrace is sheltered by an awning and
dotted with tables and balcony chairs,
it is a very inviting place.
Mrs. Walker serves tea there when
the bay is smooth enough for her
friends to go out in rowboats to see
her. In the winter, when the water
is rough and the lighthouse Is sur
rounded with floating ice half the
time, Mrs. Walker is virtually a her
init. But in summer she is as merry
as they make EN-" to borrow an en-
preston from the Tompkinsville boat.
man who towed reporter for the
New York Times out there one day
last week.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

10 use in going to bed. Might as
we'll try to sleep in boiler shop. But
the fog-horn machinery, like all other
machinery, sometimes goes on strike.
Then Mrs. Walker has to climb to
the top of the tower and hammer on
a huge bell. When the men at the
government lighthouse station on
Staten island hear that bell they
know that visit is due Mrs. Walker
as soon as wind and weather permit.
"Lonesome?" repeated Mrs. Walker,
in response to question, Il have no
time to be lonesome. have my meals
to get regularly, although there is
often nobody but myself here to eat
them. Then there are all the beds
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

The Princess of Wales is reported to
be Jealous of her mother-in-law and
mad at the king. Some people can
never get too high to exhibit these
little failings that seem to be but
natural parts of the human equip.
ment.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
! Is Friend Of Mariners
{

to make, the floors to scrub, the win
dows to clean, and-ach, there is
plenty to do. This lamp in the tower
it is more difficult to care for than
a family of children. 1t need not be
wound more than once in five hours,
but wind it every three hours so as
to take no chances. In nineteen
years that light has never disappoint'
ed sailors who have depended upon
it. Every night watch it until IL
o'clock. Then, if all is well, / &c
to bed, leaving my assistant In
charge"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

If you find your wife, in the middle
of that spring feeling. meditatively
looking over your thin underwear,
quietly but firmly hang up in some
prominent place the good old motto
"Stick to your fiannels till your fan
nels stick to YOU.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

The Money Worshlper's Hope.
We cannot take our money through
The heavenly gates. at last
Nay. not a shilling nor sou
MAY e'er be struggled past; s
But still we miss the ones whose greeo
Is never satisfied.
Keep piling up while Others plead
For bread and are denied.
No man may take one penny there,
Yet many a grasping millionaire
Appears to think perhaps there may
When all Is over be some way
~ S. E. Kiser.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Russell Sages secretary has gone
into bankruptcy with liabilities OF
$77,105 and assets amounting to 500.
1t is evident that he has had some
valuable lessons in high finance.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

It is claimed by a woman who has
tried it that man can be fed for nine
cents a day. Gentlemen whose wives
are taking in washing will now be
wanting to know where the rest of the
money goes.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

If you will look over your collection
of checks signed by Andrew Carnegie
you will discover that the Carnegie
Chadwick check has the appearance
of being a clumsy forgery.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

A Baltimore policeman threw a jiu
jitsu professor without half trying.
And, by the way, it was the same
professor who thought he could Sub.
due" Col. Jim Jeffries.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

That fellow who made his wife and
family the munificent allowance Of
fifty cents a week seems to be a rare
specimen of an organism operating
without heart.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

temperance lecturer-"Now, ladies
an gentlemen. this here chart shows
the terrible effects of whisky on the
linin' of the stummick. Now, what
would you call man that deliberately
drinks whisky after KNOWN the
facts?" The village wag mot strictly
sober)-"Well, prof, suppose we call
him an interior decorator. Judge.
Mary-Anna is very much in the air
these days.
Jane-Whats happened to her?
Mary-She's Just got acquainted
with girl named Muriel.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Mrs. Stanford leaves 100000 to
her relatives and $4,000 to the serv.
ants. Problem: Which will try to
break the will?
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

1t has been shown in court that
Mrs. Chadwick once deposited money
in a bank. She must have had reason
to suspect that there were burglars
around.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

It is suggested that the German
custom of using fruit trees for shade
trees along the public highways
should be adopted over here. The
boys would like 1t.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
Machlne.Made Stories.

A lady from the south recently
spent summer in South Berwick
Me. One day, in conversation with
her typical down East hostess, she
said, you must be proud of your dis
tinguished townswoman, Sarah Orne
Jewett, her stories are SO clever"
ooh, them!" exclaimed her hostess
in fine scorn. "She don't write none
She has a girl do it for her on a ma
chine.I
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

The line fence continues to be a
deadly thing. Evidently the command
ment Love thy neighbor as myself"
will never be taken as seriously as
it should be.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
Important Lighthouse Point.


To speak by the card, the Robbins
Reef lighthouse is conical iron tow
err, forty-six feet high, built on cir
cular stone pier. Its official location,
given for the guidance Of seafaring
men, is bearing three and one;quar-
ter miles north of Fort Tompkins
Light" From the time the sunset
gun at the fort is heard on the reef
until sunrise next morning the Rob-
bins Light shows brilliant white
flash every six seconds. 1t can be
seen for twelve miles, except on foggy
nights.
When the light is obscured by fog,
as it frequently is in winter. Mrs.
Walker goes into her deep basement
and starts an engine that sends out
siren blasts from foghorn at in.
tervals of three seconds. that can be
heard for miles. When this siren gets
down to business Mrs. Walker and
her son sit up all night. There is
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

A New York man who recently got
married says he and his wife can't
live on $350,000 year. They ought
to hire a business manager.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

A Pennsylvania man says that the
world will last only three years more.
But don't you try to run up any board
bills on that prediction.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

To appreciate rhinoceros steak pre-
sumably one should have cultivated a
taste for railway restaurant spring
chicken.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Why do bachelors marry butterflies?
asks the New York Herald. Perhaps
it is because the butterflies have a
habit of alighting on them.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
GOOD POSITION.

Draughon's Business College Co., whose ad.
will be found elsewhere in this issue, will take
five students from each county ana accept an
agreement to pay tuition after course Is com
plctcd and position is secured. If not secured
no pay asked. Clip this notice and send Win
your application.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Sig. Tittoni has declined to form a
new Italian cabinet. Sig. Tittoni may
be strong man, but If he is, his
name bellies him.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Although the strike of the house
servants in Warsaw has collapsed,
they may get even by breaking some
extra dishes.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Having taken a good look at her,
Andrew Carnegie is positive that Mrs.
Chadwick is no long-lost daughter of
his
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Bishop McFaul of New Jersey says
society is soaked in alcohol. Perhaps
society feels the need Of doing some
thing to keep itself from spelling.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

A London daily paper has opened
joke department. 1t Is accommodate
ing enough to explain that the para
graphs contained in the department
are all humorous.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

To the average person the furious
dispute as to the correctness of golf"
govt" or "goff" sounds good deal
like "guff."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

A Connecticut woman killed herself
because the weather was bad. She
probably desired to visit a warmer
cline.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

A New York man proposes to sue
a drug clerk for taking away his
Gag" The victim has not decided
whether to charge petit or grand lar
ceny.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Write Eugene Moore 210 Odd Fellows
Bldg, ST. Louis, Mo-, for full information
of 2SSO00 acre plantation: Stock for sale
Easiest payments. S6 dividends guaran-
teed Active Managers and Agents wanted.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

The premier of Italy being i'll, the
rest of the cabinet has resigned. Sort
Of sympathetic strike.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Fine feathers don't make fine birds,
hut the do make fine hats.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Some men never wander from their
own firesides because they live ID
steam-heated flats.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softcns the gurus reduces N
hammat.on aays palm cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
Sensible Housekeepers

will have Defiance Starch. not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money. but also because OF
superior quality.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Laugh and you husband laughs
with you, weep and he goes to a club.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

We note that the standard of spring
poetry this season is quite as high as
usual.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

It Is moved and seconded that the
Osler joke be dropped.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Gaynor and Greene. who wept when
bail was refused in their cases, have
a few more weeps coming to them.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Sir Hiram Maxim claims to have
solved the flying machine problem. All
that he has to do now is to fly.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Values of commodities depend on
whether you want to buy or sell.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Alimony in the hand is worth new
husband in prospect.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

One of these days the princess in
every family marries man with IT,
tie. and then there is trouble.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

Set the hens at night rather than by
daylight.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31

If all men were wise the gold brick
industry would cease to flourish.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
Try One PACKAGE,

II Defiance Starch" does not please
you, return 1t to your dealer. If 1t
does you get one-third more for the
same money. 1t will give you salts
faction, and will not stick to the iron.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1905-03-31
When You Buy Starch

buy Defiance and get the best, 16 OF.
for 10 cents. Once used, always used.