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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
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BY DIR. EDWARD a. ROSS. Is
Professorof sociology. University Of
e. Pennsylvania.

yet half the children die before they Old Over 80
cent Of the under of and nearly IS
the women before that The result vast horde of people,
and uenghned that constantly spread other
countries seeking relief and carrying with Them Russia fgura-
lively is buried alive
Womens rights and the higher education of of
of the decrease in the of BIRTH
admitted into the universities and nearly which
admitted them The professions attractive than
marriage has been within their experience remedy
for reduction birth
not in closing the against her. but showing
is more capable of motherhood than any profession z~4
In this young must play important part they make
home lite more attractive to than the
show that the families of college graduates every year.
and # the rate keeps there will attend them
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
New Chemical Wonder.

Zorene Is the new chemical wonder.
and it is wonder. Hungaria has
found It,, and states through Prot.
Brunn that q piece Of ordinary and
easily breakable Stag, after INNER
sion In the new liquid compound, de-
fles the blow Of q hammer. The same
effect was produced on ordinary brick
and on block Of red jarrah wood.
When immersed in water for long
time none. Of the three when taken out
shows the slightest increase Of weight
by the addition Of moisture. Two
pieces Of steel which had been soaked
in the liquid were submitted to IN
ammonia test equal to i've years ex.
posture to the air and emerged from
the bath as they entered It. Prof.
Brunn states that he can make roads
germ. dust and water proof from STAG
which is now useless, and that he can
double the life Of metals exposed to the
air. =S 5 .S5 81.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
along. 'opuse you don't know what mo.

along, cause you don't know what mo-
ment some nation is going to mix
But what's the use of keeping
shooting at mark all the time, by the
army fellers?" said the old man, with
tired look. Nov, when the rebel
lion broke out, we didn't know how
to shoot, but we got there. just the
same ~
Yes. in about five years you got
so yon could hit confederate regi-
ment, il 1t stood still, but you couldn't
hit anybody on the wing" said the
bad boy. "They issued guns to you,
and you looked them over as. though
they were to be cut up into leaks,
and fried, and when you were sold now
to shoot. and fred into the air.
the old gun kicked you over, and
kicked you after you were down. and
broke q rib. and d1slocated a shoulder.
When you got out of the hospital you
wanted to be detailed as company
cook. or nurse in the hospital, and they
could never get you near q gun again
for years, and when you did shoot
again at the enemy, you pulled the
trigger with your eyes shut, and run
away from the recoil, and never hit a
rebel, and it took eight carloads of
lead to kill one man. Now it g diff
ferent,; and the little guns the army
uses don't kick, and they shoot little
bullet three miles, and when the Lul-
let hits man he is paralyzed until
the battle is over, and you tave got
to pick out a spot on a man, and hit
it, or be fined by the sergeant. That
is what it means to be up to date with
an army OF a. navy. You got to hit
the bull's-eye, and not the surround
ing country. The time for hunting
elephants with bird shot has passed.
and you got to blow 'em up with dy-
Mantle, see?= "
''The boy who can hit a fly on the
wall with bean shooter is the COM
ing soldier, and you old jays that sit
around and kick about expense of
teaching our army and navy to hit
things they cannot see without a tele-
scope ought to be sent to an asylum
for incurables." -
<"Now that you and your dad have
travelled all over Europe, and kept
your eyes and ears open, what do you
think is the best place for a man to
go who is tired of his own country.
and wants to settle down somewhere
and enjoy peace, and quiet, for the
balance of his life, without. work, and
no feeling that he is liable to wake
up some morning and find that he is
in the midst of a war. What coun-
try would you advise an elderly man
to 60 to, who wants to get away from
trouble, and just enjoy every day OF
the balance of his life?" said the old
man. with q peaceful look, as though
he was seeking heaven upon earth.
well, by ginger, you have got me- -
said the bad boy, trying to think Of
the most peaceful place he: visited
while abroad. "The fact. is, we were
not looking particular for. quiet,
peaceful places, but for excitement and
rush, and trouble. and we got it, sure.
/ had thought that in Norway and
Sweden one could get plenty OF peace.
sliding down hill in winter, on skis
and toboggans, but since we got home
I see that Norway has seeded from
Sweden. and they have got to fight, 50
4 wouldn't 60 there ireland is about
as beautiful a country as one could
wish to be in. but in the cities every
body Is rich. and they live high and
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

her face, and false teeth and PLUMBERS
In her mouth to make her cheeks
plump, and penciling her eyebrows, to
make her look young and kitteny. She
Is the same old lady, and saltpeter
won't save her, and make her young
and crisp again - piece of human
wilted lettuce"
DO you know" said the old man,
as he took a piece Of wrapping paper
to wipe drop of molasses on the
bosom Of his white shirt, Il am one of
the greatest thinkers in this coun-
try, and l sit here when there
are no customers in the store,
and do nothing but just think,
and it worries me the way things are
running, not only in this country, but
everywhere in the world. Look at
the money that is wasted in these
sham battles, at target practice in
the navy, and this ERE attack on
Washington by the army and navy
playing war. Gosh durn it, why cont
we discharge the army, and tie I'D the
navy to hitching posts, and wait till
a real war cOnQS nm on1 than con.,
from the aast and fro,, tro n,en4 aly
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von' f,na,lv eet sonr ana - ~. st. ..s,
= c,lt q "a ali over "a SOON a. Y t -,
Yeast = exhausted You- tall aho,e
the expense 81 target practice WIZ
q navy, to be any good IA,
to be able to hit q 1ly with a 16.inch
- f& - 81 500
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
TURTLE TRADING VESSEL.
Small Schooner That Handles Catch
Of Canadian Marshes Each r
49,. Season. -

A more or less regular visitor at the
port Of Erie each season is the schoon.
er Bertha Wallace, Capt. A. Whine.
She is only IS feet over all and II feet
beam, and halls from Port Clinton,
Canada, says Forest and Stream. Her
only cargo is Of turtles, that are car
rled in. a squirming mass down in the
hold She made her first voyage for
this season a week ago, being later
this year than usual, as the turtles are
rather scarce yet, Capt. Whine says,
but expects to do better from this
out. He only had $500 pounds this
time. Is -
These turtles are caught in traps set
In marsh behind Long Point. Cana
da,s nearly opposite Erie. The traps are
much like fish nets and are baited with
fish. Capt. Whine has often as many
as GO traps SET. They have to be
watched as carefully as an animal trap,
The captain has been in the business
now for IS years; he is a full cousin OF
Z Postmaster General Wynne, though he
spells his name differently. - =. -
+ The turtles he brought over this
time would not average more than nine
pounds each, though. few OF them
weighed 20 pounds. The largest one
he ever brought here weighed 60
pounds. It was kept In Erie to furnish
soup for the patrons Of one of the
hotels. :: ....z -: ,%.@: IT, MI 4
These turtles when they arrive here
are turned over to q fish company
which ships them all over the country
5a good many Of them going to q com.
pany in Ohio. which then ships. them
east. S:s> = = ~ '.
IS. To unload the turtles. a man gets
down among them IN the hold, then
Selling each one BY it's tail, never by
its head, he gives it a quick aing that
lands it always on; its. back = on the
dock; here another man. taking new
tail hold, throws it: into box, which
when it is full is nailed up and shipped
right OF. 5:j 4 z
There is no duty to be paid on these
turtles; they seem 20 have been for
gotten when the last tariff was made
up. They are not even protected here
in the United States, at least not in
this state, though the frogs are So: HIM. NJ
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
Moliere Under Nemesis.

#5H enceforth evensthe commemorative
tablet cannot Be accepted as conclusive
evidence Of the fact which It records.
The discovery has just. been made.
says the London Globe. that there. are
two houses IA Paris marked with tab
let's relating that Tin this house Mo-
liere was born. ''SSss Still worse. they
Introduce confusion as to the date OF
that event, on. Of them stating ait to
have taken place In ] $40 and the other
in 1922. One q these tounes IS In the
Rue du Pont Neuf and ]. tic other5.at q
Corner q the Rues 8: s.. Honore and
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
MILLIONS ARE SENT HOME.
Immigrants from Austria-Hungary
Sent Over $4s, 100000 in
Ten Years.

The immigrants to the United States
from Austria Hungary have sent back
to that country in the ten years between
1894 and 1908 more than 4S.0O0,000. Of
this vast sum the immigrants from
Hungary sent back $31. $50, while
those from Austria sent to their rela-
tives $16.9S2,9S0. In 1894 the amount
sent back by the immigrants of both
countries was $1,327,62O This had
grown in 1903 to $10.556, 600; in fact,
there has been q steady increase since
1894 -,---%
In addition to the sums sent into the
country through what are known in
Austria as home banks from Amer
lea each year, q large amount is remit
ted through American banks without
the Intervention of Austrian or Hun
garian institutions, or in cash or postal
money orders. The entire amount re-
ceived IN Austria Hungary in 1903 from
emigrants that had left that country
for other countries was $S2.77S.O04.
I It Is estimated that the Italian immi-
grants in the United States send back
to their homes annually sum equal to
about $50, 900, 900. An indication of the
Importance Of remittances so made Is
found in the business, of italian postal
savings banks with savings institutions
for Italians In foreign countries. But
the full amount sent into Italy cannot
be kept track OF in this way. for it is
well known that considerable amounts
are sent in paper money by registered
mail or are brought into the country by
returning immigrants. Fraudulent
banking concerns have caused great
losses to Italian immigrants, both in
this and other countries in the past.
These were usually run by Italians.
To prevent all this an act was passed
I in italy in 1901 authorizing the Bank
Of Naples to take charge of remittances
from emisrents, thus guaranteeing
them safety and regularity in the trans
mission Of their money! This bank has
since established correspondence offices
for the management of emigrant busi-
ness, there being Sc of these offices at
! the close of 1908. A recent bill in the
Italian parliament providing for the
appointment OF resident agents in for
eign# countries to manage the remit
tances OF Italians failed to pass.
This immense amount of money flow
ing into italy annually from its emf
grants has already had marked In
fllence Ii improving conditions of nv
Ing. especially In southern italy.
1859 Is
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Ia I
HOLL AND'S.
Il: y. \. DEBT, ] n. ].
~ ESF!L' - 5tii

GLITCH. stitch. How busily the
~ bright needle darted In and out OF
the pretty silk. catching some stray
sunbeams on its cleaning point-sun-
beams that fickered first on the gilded
picture frames, then on the carpets
wonderful blue roses, lastly on the
curly head Of the little seamstress who
sAt sewing near the window. The
easements were thrown wide open and
IN with the sunshine came whitfs Of
freshly mown lawns. sweet peas, and
syringa from the old-fashioned garden
outside. yt g>Esg,z&... I
The summers beauty made tho In.
dustri0us worker sing lightly to her
sell, though, heaven knows. there was
not much cause for song In little Cissy
BlackwOod's life, unless it were that
she was the belle Of Moseley and had
the brightest brown eyes and the sun
niest cur1s you could wish for. And
It was not only the village boys who
discovered how charming and refined
Ctssy was and how melodious the
clear voice that was now daring to
carol within the gloomy walls OF Hol-
land court. i
Anstay Cheshurst, second son OF the
widowed Lady Holland, found quite .
number of excuses which carried him
into his mothers boudoir, where the
clever fingers made up elaborate toll
lettes for his women-folk All! those
dresses. those hours Of patient labor.
Many month had Cissy waited, and
many month more was she likely to
wait, for the money which was owing
30 her.
Such large sum that It was sutii-
ciently alarming to cause another line
beneath Lady Hollands eyes as she
planned and plotted each wakeful
night on the difficult problem, viz,
how to keep up appearances" rank,
HOLLAND court and town residence on
next to nothing q year. True, her eld-
est daughter was disposed Of to q pen
niless young baronet-oh dear! that
trousseAu, how the money did mount
up-but there were still three damsels
for sale. So far their education, smart
dresses. and lack Of .wearying accom-
plishments had failed to have the de-
sired effect, and no one seemed dis
posed to pay Lady Holland as a chap
eron, seeing what difficulty she had
In settling her own daughters.
Still, rich Miss 1ngots. her present
guest, seemed undoubtedly impressed
with her unmarried, SON, with his
handsome bearing and ready tongue.
His sole income, a legacy. was only
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

go to the Kelley cure, and then it
would be all OF. In Italy you would
have to learn to play a tune on .
macaroni instrument, and eat cotton
seed oil from America, disguised with
an olive oil label, with every man and
woman carrying q butcher knife; and
In Germany you would have to Le on
dress parade, and raise beer stomach
that you would have to wheel around
on wheelbarrow. Come to sum it
all up, my advice to you would be to
go to Zion City, give all your money
to Dowie, and take hand-out Of
bread and beans occasionally, anu try
to look pleasant"
The bad boy paused. the old
groceryman had listened with great in
terest.
Say" he said after a minute,
where is your dad going next trip?
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
Historic Saplinr.

The interesting sapling from Shake.
speare's garden at Stratford -on-Avon.
presented by the mayor to Southwark,
and planted In front of the town hall,
Walworth road, last autumn. has not
survived the transportation, and has
lately been removed. 1t was an offshoot
Of the famous mulberry tree and was in
tended to commemorate the Shake.
spearean connection between South
wark and Stratford- n.Avon.s :.s.5 (,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

.tances. At Ain Fig 147 is seen the de-
sign and details for the sides, and at B
q design for the base, which is glued un-
der the front edge Of the lower shelf.
In Fig. 148tat q an enlarged illustra-
ton is given Of the upper end Of the
sides, with the lengths Of the radii for
tho different curves, and here again tho
design should be drawn on heavy draw
ing paper or card hoard, which, when
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

small compared with the figures Of the
lady's fortune, his wild oats" Wsre
well known in Moseley, but beauty
covers multitude of sins, 50 Miss
1ngOts approved of him. 1auits and ali
So FAR. so good. But .Anstey. well
aware of his mothers intentions. look
q wicked delight in alternately net
ting and teasing the heiress. delaying
all efforts to secure this golden treas
ure with the NEST irritating coolness
2 He knew quite well how to charm Miss
1ngots, and he knew equally well now
to fascjnate pretty Cissy Blaekwood
until that simple maiden imagined
him to be the perfect ideal Of manly
attraction. And Anstey enjoyed nm
self thoroughly, increased the numbe,
Of stolen interviews and looked down
admiringly at the lovely face that
Frightened at his coming. He had al
ways preferred wild roses to gar
denias. - ." = .-a4.sa :,
You must not come and talk to mo
any more, Mr.. Anstey; it would .vex
her ladyship terribly II she found it
out. Please keep away" said Cissy.
But her voice lacked emphasis and
Anstey did not keep away. Though
tolcrably in awe Of his lady mother he
thoroughly enjoyed stealing march
on her and the sedate Miss InEots
who, poor thing; could not purchase
sCissy's youth and sweetness-in spite
Of the tempting advertisements with
Il all her wealth. " #< f.. 81
Anstey was honorable enough to feel
both worried and indignant on learn
! Ing the extent Of his mothers debt
when Cissy conflded to him how very
much she would like her money.
- shall feel quite rich then" said
Cissy, joyfully, FOR have quite lot
Of money In the bank. You see I have
nobody to spend It on, for haven't q
4 relation In all the world" n # i. =
:s Lucky little woman" sighed Ans
] 1ey: 4 szz s ... nh. II .
%.'.Ah, / don't know about that. You
like to belong to some one and feel
they care about you" .5:.:
You know I care
The remainder Of that conversations
WAS incOherent. .5s I'll ss 5sS.5 &
:.ss = our account shall be settled n %
week o. two, my lady promised. with
the mir Of one who confers an sunspcak-
able benefit. II have overlo oked It for
quite q long time, but there have been
I 20 many things TO see to- 5 ..5@s
s5 Perhaps It was the memory q GER
tain face, the echo Of whispered words
{ that caused the patient worker to wait
4 still longer, planning fresh sattirewi
ailing c1evernesss and success,
Ever Miso Ingots II her Partisan ere
atoms locked overdressed and vulgar
1esids ~ 4. perfect taste B and cut Ct
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

Seems as though he would want to
stay at home long enough to change
his shirt" r
Don't have to change your shirt
when you travel" said the boy. as he
slipped an imitation snake into the
side pocket of the old groceryman's
sack coat. But our next move will
be chasing ourselves around ou- ma
tive land. Pas going to join The cir
GUS"
|. "Gee!" said thee old groceryman. write
to me, won't you?" Sure" said the bad
boy, II will write you. Good-by. You are
a good thing. Push yourself along"
and the bad boy went out to pack up
for another Journey.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

sauval. Moliere sc ems to have had
uncommon ill-luck with his dates. It
Is not long since two houses In the
Rue Richelieu claimed to have been.
that IN which he died, and tho dispute
was only settled after difficult negoti-
alton. There is 4 dramatic nemesis
about the idea Of the father Of French
comedy himself becoming : comedy OF
errors. ,;!S as
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
sleepless Fish.

y There are several species of fish,
reptiles and insects which never sleep
during the whole of their existence.
Among fish It IS positively known that
pike, salmon and goldfish never sleep
at all; also that there are several
Others in the fish family that never.
sleep more than few minutes a
month. There are dozens of species OF
flies which never indulge in slumber,
and from three to five species Of SER
penis which also never sleep. .ss -
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
Only D Hint.

Mr.. x. Entrick See hero, young
man, all the other young fellows who
called 70 see Mabel before you never
stayed later than ten o'clock and 1865
# Mr.. Meanwe1 Yes. sir.
md Ut was going to- ray, IL YOU
don't stay until il o'clock 1t least,
I'll take L that your intent ons ars
no more serious than theirs were. q
,PhiladelD Ledge ID: sSss
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
1nsinuation

fy.1ns1nvat ton. g.45 .ss$&5
Husband during the spat)-l wish
you were some place where % would
never see you again. 1355z S 3==
Wife Calmly In other words, you
wish / were in heaven, suppose
Chicago Daily News.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
B,,t She NAV wed Him

But She May Wed Him.
The man who is trying to marry hts
sixth wife usually has some dimculty,
however eloquent he may be, in making
the lady believe that he has never loved
before. Somrville Journal. IS,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
: Sure Sign,

i 5s.s Sure Sign.
she-l know there's something I've
forgotten to buy. 81. IS:
= He That's what ! though i.
She Why did YOU think 10!
He--Because you have some money
left Stray Stories. s,.s.7;
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
a decreased bIrthrate

a decreased blrtilrate
does not mean destruction
Of the race. Call it race
suicide if we will. It is
a high birth rate that is
dan gerou S. Russia
proves it. There the
birth rate is barbarous.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

and is SO fully illustrated by the draw
tngs as to need no further description.
The stock list will be as follows:
piece 16x6x96-Base.
pieces 6x6xx-Ends,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08
Fig. 147.

the front base to the castor blocks and
to the under side of thelower. she'll. -
Before assembling the different parts
OF this set Of shelves, we wish again to
urge the necessity for removing all
marks made by the rotary cutters Of
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

gS4
SWood. These remark viii apply equals
zly 70 4 al articles illustrated u. and de-.
sscribed IN these lessons. $50
The case shown ii Fig. las win look
Well IL mahogany. color, but especially
20 = made 81 fine quartered oak and
stained and filled with golden oak stain
and flller. after which It should be An
i lsl1 with two coats Of wax as described
IN former paper.
me stock list forthe design shown In
sFlg. 145 will be as follows: =.. ..2=.s=#
= pieces 5SxSx X-Sides. @. J. 5t:st-
pieces 4O12x7nx%-ShelVe with tenonR =
= piece EMBARRASSMENT. doWeled &.ls$
= pieces 9x7AxA-ShelVes, dOweled. 2 S@ 8,
! piece l6!hx7MxN-8helf, sdoweled rzS
E pieces nn,e lSax7Axxk-Up right partitions.
s ! piece p'e s''sx7Hxx Upright partitions. dow.
lpieee ssx2x5-1s or A-Ledses on back Of
4 ! Fl PIECE 4ox2x5-1e Or N-Ledses for ; short
I pieces 5,bxl,,44x1,,ll Castor blocks, ~
. The table book rack illustrated in
Fig. $50 differs from the one given in
Fig. 1913 only in having the ends hinged.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-11-08

3. BY HON. GEORGE w, PECK
(Ex-Governor, of@Wisconsin. Formerly Ed.
ator 'Peck's sum-. Authof ..Peck's
vi zS&5@5 Bad Bow Ftc Y -. "a :