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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-10-11
SOLILOQUIO
Hoy he amanecido gobiernista.

Hoy he amanecido gobie,nisto.
Claro esta, icomo veo en- ciernes un des-
tinito!
Porque la verdad es Que estar pidiendo
. los derechos que correspondent & este pue-
bio es cosa NAL hecha, sobre todo 81 esta
uno montadito c6modamente en- el ma
chito
Porque hay cada paisanito allende y
aquende los mares, de r Py w,
ST senior; son locos aq uellos que luchan
por el ideal santo de la patria.
Nenirme 4 mi con patria cuando soy
patricio redomado, de tomo y lomo y no
cstoy dispuesto que me deslomen.
va llegara ell momento de surgir otra
yez ofreciendo vinas y-castillas.
Por 10 prOnto me hago el loco
Lo que yo tcmo es que la opinion va
despcrtando el dfa mcnos pensado me
dirl mo'go"s6"! Pero, ~ la n6mina?
Sinembargo, sc me ocurre una idea: en-
Gender una vela Dios \ otra al diablo.
-iY 81 este Sc descubre?
-iBah! no serfa la primera vez nun
ca ell carm1n del rubor subi0 mi rostro Y
no crco que suba ahora que estoy PRACTICE
ell el arte dramatico y en- el transformismo.
iQu6 mucho he aprcnddo con Ia Presa!
y ESQ que ell 10 tocante 4 nadar y guardian
la rOpa, sicmprc tuvc habilidad desde la
mas tiesnU infancia.
Ahora 10 que 20 pienso haccr cs meter
me en- ell tercer partido del se1lor EIoy Pc
rez Titai.
lQue bien harfa 20 81 papcl del pobre
Balbuena!
ST me tildan de pasteinro, me ataco; 81
me dicen maadero, me ataco.
Pcro bien mirado este del tercer partido
me va pareciendo un onHncio.
MedHcm0s
pepSGFeN(Os
10 que ramos
4 emprcHdpr.
Pero maiiana scrd otro dfa.
GUARIONEX.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-10-11
Investigation de una DenunCia.

Para el dia - del actual y hora de las
dos de lc tardc, en- Ia Cortc municipal dc
San Juan, Allen 10, sc vcrifcard la inves-
tigaci6n de la dcnuncia formulada contra
Carlos CGccrcs, conocido por Carlos Ro-
drfguez, por hurto dc un caballo prOpie-
dad dc don Federico P1strana, de Hato
Rev.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-10-11
PARA MAUNABO.

Ha embarcado para el faro correspon-
diente 4 dicha poblaci6n, el antique emp plea-
do de ese servicio don Eugenio Fiol, que
hacfa once amos desempefiaba su cargo en-
el de la Capital, donde es muy estimado y
conocido el probo inteligente funciona-
rio.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-10-11
REGISTRO De LA PROPlEDAD.

El registro de la propiedad de San Juan
prOdujO en- el mes pasado 784 dollars 40
centavOs y el mercantil 20 con 25; total
H04 dollars G5 centavos.
En- cuanto al pdblico, disgustado por
que es mucha la aglomeraci6n de asuntos
en- esa oficina, segun sc dice porquc csta en-
puerta ell "Acta Torrens," cl Registrador
Sc We y Sc desea por compiaccr i todo el
que acudc al registro.
Va que produce tanto, dchicra aumcn-
tarse el personal.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-10-11

co Y que cl dfa dc mafana cuando sus ser
viciOs PueClan necesitarse para por sus con-
sejOs y Opiniones en- los prOyectOs de lfneas
el6ctricas en- la Isla no Sc dependa exclnsi-
vamente en ingenierOs importados 4 tiItiy
ma hora sin previo cOnocimiento del pafs
Y de sus cOstumbTes.
HES
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-10-11

En- esta imprenta Sc vende papel de pc
ri6dico vieio & $500 quintal.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1905-10-11

PerO maiiana scra otro dfa.
GUARIONEX.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

Everything is relative, after all,
even age: yet one might suspect that
the "children" of one Of Mr.. MuzZey's
Men Of the Revolution might have ar
rived at years of some discretion and
proper regard for behavior.
When | saw the old soldier. says Mr..
MuZzey, he was the sole survivor Of
those who witnessed the Battle Of
Bunker Hill. AT the age Of % years
he was attending a Whig celebration
held at Boston in 1850, and there met
him. He was a good-looking old man
with a large, well-shaped head, blue
eyes and mild expression. His whole
countenance beamed with benevolence
asked him IL he had any children
"Oh. yes, have two sons" he re-
piled.
"why did you not bring them with
your"
The old mans smooth brow wrin-
kled into a semblance of a frown as he
said:
Il didn't want to be plagued with
those boys on an occasion Of this sort"
"Why, how old are they?" I asked.
wondering If he could mean his grand
children.
"Oh, one is 20 and the other is -
But | couldn't be bothered with
them"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
Acute Indigestion.

Acute Indigestion may result from
many causes, but when it follows I'M
mediately upon holiday feast, 1t is
usually attributable to overdistenticn
of the stomach, aggravated, perhaps,
by the presence of such indigestlble
things as pastry and plum pudding
1t occurs little oftener In children,
but in them it is rarely so serious in
its consequences as 1T Is In adults,
for nausea is more readily induced
and more promptly yielded to, and as
soon as the stomach has got rid or
it's burden, the trouble is at an end.
An adult on the other hand. strug-
giles against the feeling Of oppression,
and often intenSities it while seeking
to relieve it by taking stimulating po-
tions.
In many cases the first indication OF
the disturbance is loss of conscious
ness or violent convulsion resem-
bling an epileptc seizure. Sometimes,
indeed it is difficult to distinguish the
attack from one of heart failure or an
apoplexy, for both these conditions
are favored by overindulgence. dis
tinction is important however, for
neglect Of appropriate treatment in
either condition may favor fatal ter
mination.
The old advice to quit a meal before
a feeling of safety has been obtained
is still good; one should cease at least
before sense of discomfort has been
produced, and room should always be
allowed for the secretion Of the gastric
iuice, which in an adult often amounts
to nearly quart. When the walls OF
the stomach have been distended to
their utmost capacity by food, the
addition Of so much fluid would seem
of itself enough to induce the attack;
or If the dlstention prevents the Sc
creuon Of the fluid, as it does nor
NAL muscular movements, the process
of digestion Is delayed, the food Is re-
tanned too long in the stomach, 1t I'M
dergoes abnormal decomposition, In
flammation Is induced, and this ex-
tending to the small intestine may lead
to more protracted illness.
In the treatment of acute indiges-
ton, the production Of nausea should
be favored. When vomiting occurs, 1t
should not be checked until the stOm-
ach has been relieved OF its burden.
If it does not occur spontaneously, 1t
should generally be induced.
If unconsciousness or convulsion
has supervened. a physician must be
called without delay, for it may be
necessary to administer an emetic
simultaneously.
Following this, laxative Is gen
orally given. and the diet for a few
days Is limited to easily digestiblc
unirritating food. Milk, Of course, is
the safest form of nourishment, ex-
cept for those with whom 1t does not
agree, and the addition to it of a little
lime water or Nichy will often remove
all objection.-Youth's Companion.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

DR.. William b. May and Detectives
Condor and Shook. under orders from
Health Commissioner Greene, inveSti-
gated the house of Ludwig Staronski.
Russian says Buffalo special to
the St Louis Republic. DR.. Mays re-
port Is as follows:
adjoining the house is small sum-
mer kitchen. In that apartment was
n closet, In which n pig was quarterea.
The mprovsed sty was so narrow that
the animal was unable to turn. In the
front room, what might be termed Il
parlOr, was COW.
"While we were on our tour of IN
spection two goats dropped in to see
what was going on. The stencil was
unbeara BILE Four dogs comprise the
rest of the menagerie, not to mention
the numerous chickens which were nj
lowed to roam at will through the
house. We were Informed that eight
persons, including some small children.
lived In the small rooms, along with
the COW, the pig. the goats, the dogs
and the chickens"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

JAMES b, RICKETTS,. 1861, he was
wounded and captured. On that very
day he had been brevetted lieutenant
colonel and made brigadier general Of
United States volunteers. He was
held as a prisoner Of war; but was
exchanged in the following year In
June. 1862. he was active in the opera
tons In the valley of the Shenandoah,
and participated with the Army of the
Potomac in the Maryland. the North
ern Virginia and the Richmond cam
paigns.
He served in the siege of Peters
burg, Va. In the defense Of Mary
land against the raid of Gen. Jubal
Early. receiving the brevet Of ma
jor general for gallant conduct dur
ing the war.
His bravery at the battle Of Cedar
Creek was exceptionally noteworthy
He was never out of the range of the
Confederate fire, and was always to
be found In the thick Of the fight, even
though he himself was wounded dur
ing the charge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

ST Georges Episcopal Church at
Hampstead, l.. L., for the remodelins
Of which plans are being arranged. Is
one Of the historic editices of the coun-
try. In April, 1904, the two hundredth
anniversary Of its passing into the con-
troll Of the Episcopallans was cele-
brated. The present church Is the
fourth that has stood on the site. II
possesses a royal charter presented by
Queen Anne. and also a communion set
given by the same ruler in 1IO6, to-
gether with n Bible. prayer book. a
book Of hOmiles. and silver chalices
md Datens. The interior of st. Georges
is considered to be unusually quaint.
The roof Is supported by twelve huge
pillars Of solid oak that extend into tho
basement. 1t boasts a clock that has
kept time for nearly 100 years.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
EickIeness of WOnan.

Gray-Hello, Smith, old boy And so
you are married. eh?
Smith-That's what the parson told
me.
Gray-And, Of course, you are hap
py?
Smith-Well | don't know about
that. To tell the plain, unvarnished
truth, I'm just a little bit disappointed.
Gray-I'm sorry to hear that. What's 5
the trouble?
Smith-Well, you see. during the
courtship stunt she used to tell me
how strenuously she loved me, but We
had no sooner got spliced than she
gave up her SO a week job as type
writer thumper. That goes to show
how much you can bank on woman's s
lOVp
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
Rho Rnttetl In.

A nicely dressed doll faced little
girl about was standing on Dearborn
avenue near Lincoln Park. She car
ried faxen haired doll which must
originally have had face the replica
of its young owners. but was In sor
nv condition from being battered
against the wall. The little girl gave
1t a resounding whack just as an old
lady came along.
Child" said the benignant old lady.
why do you treat your pretty doll
sog"
The child's innocent blue eyes looked
Indignantly up ms she answered:
II wish old women wouldn't butt In
everywhere"
"My gracious!' was all the old lady
said as she hurried away.-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
butter and eggs marketed, where each

butter and eggs marketed. where each
month has Its duties. and where there
is no time when something does not
need attention. This sort OF farming
comes with high-priced land ana Il
dense population, but 1t does not ap'
peal to the imagination like the plow-
ing of fields so large that turning
single furrow requires days journey,
or the cultivation Of the ground with
steam plows and harrows. The cut
ting. threshing and sacking OF grain
at a single operation is spectacular as
we'll as effective. In this respect 1t
resembles the range cattle business IN
it's best days.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

with Mexico for his
gallant conduct ON
the field before he
entered the Union
army ut the be-
ginning Of the civil
war. His first duty
In the civil war
was the defense Of
the city OF Wash
ingtOn. Later he
was transferred to
the capture of Al
eXandria.
In the disastrous
battle of Bull Run,
on the Dist Of July.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
Putting Him Wise.

Her Father-What are you and
young Shortleigh going to live on in
case you marry
His Daughter-Well. II you must
know. papa, go look in the mirror
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
What He Was Afraid of.

Rounder-Is it true that you are en-
gagged to that young widow!
Gayboy-Not at the present writing
We were engaged, but | broke it off.
Rounder-Aren't you afraid she will
take 1t to heart?
Gayboy-No, but I'm afraid she will
take 1t to court.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
Streuuous Hint

Husband-Let me see, how long has
1t been since Uncle John was here?
Wife-Oh, 1t must be several years
He was here the week after | got my
last new bonnet.-Detroit Tribune.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
One or Their Own Set.

A party of New York brokers
caught a five-foot shark the other day
while out yachting. AS soon as II
gave them the sign of recognition they
turned IL loose-Denver News.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
Told in Confidence.

The Caller-The man who wrote that
poem you printed yesterday didn't
know what he was writing about.
The Editor-Of course not. Other
wise it wouldn't have been poetry.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

1t is said that a man never regrets
back to work properly until after his
honeymoon, and he has had his sec
ond quarrel with his wife.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

age above, and with a buzzing Of insects
in his ears he was weaving all sorts OF
romantic fancies concerning the owner
of all the beauty surrounding him.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02
Quite Likely.

Little Willie-Say. pa, what does
this paper mean by tiles of bloodr"
Pa-Must be a new shade Of red
necktes, my son.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

A Little Lesson
In Patriotism
~~~~0O@~

James BrewertOn Ricketts, had
served on the Canadian border guard
and had been conspicuous in the war
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

Jack raised his soft felt hat, and
watched her graceful figure as she glided
away down the dim leafy vista of the
wood He wished that she had stayed
longer. that he might still be looking into
her glorious eyes, watching the ever
changing lights that came and went as
rapidly as scudding clouds across a sum
mer sky. When at last curve in the
path hid her from view he turned again
to his work with a heavy sigh, wishing
it was already half past seven.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

A diplomat Is man who loves his
mother in-law-if the old lady has
money.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-11-02

Some girls elbows actually look az
IL they had corns on them.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1905-04-28

began MIR. era wcOur to his wife, when
bang. bang! crackl bangl went the
monster cracker. The sound behind him
made the prlncipaI jump. and he was
the more alarmed an each report agi.
tnted and tugged at the flowing gown
which be wore over his shoulders as .
sign OF his position and authority.
"Oh, what Is the mntterT' exclaimed
Mrs. Crawe0ur in alarm. Don't let the
horrid things come too near us, asked
You not TO-"
1T Is very extraordinary. said Mr.
CrnwcOur. puzzled.
The lire now came to the next knot,
aud bang, bang, bangI went the crack
erswith noise Ike thunder The Ia.
dies shrleked. Mrs. Craweour ap,
peared rs IL she was going to faint.
Her husband rushed up and caught
her in his arms. At the same moment
bangi bang! crack! bang! exploded the
cracRer close to her ear, and with q
loud cry she started up and ram away
across the field. Mr.. Mole came up
and was saluted with bang! bang,
bang!
Who's doing this. MFR Mole?" cried
MIR. CrawcouE.
Doing H. Why, you are, sir" an.
.swered Mr.. Mole. ''and II | may say
so, think 1t is beyond a Joke. The
ladies' are frightened to death. and
Mrs. Craweour has gone home in hys.
terics" sv
What do you mean? Can r help
Bang! hang! crack crackl bangl
Mr. Crawcour foamed at the mouth!
The invited guests all left their chairs
and followed Mrs. Crawcour to the
house. Their host might consider that
he was doing an exquisite practical
Joke. They did not Ike 4.
rMr, Mole. II this Is your doing, I'll--
1t out with you, sir. In "a
cracki--way that will astonish you. The
ground seems miIed with those in
terna.==hangl Lee.2gl-craelSers. What
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1905-04-28

matter much. Ills friends will not
listen to a word Of complaint from
him. and he will soon be bundled back
again neck and crop. may say, Mr..
Mole, neck and crop. fguratively speak.
Ing. When was he missed?"
He was at prayers. but missed
him in the dormitory. What is to be
done, sir?"
"Let me think. OF course he must
be pursued. but fancy we shall find
him at his guardians house at High
gate. At all events, do not feel dis
posed to search for him tonight. In
Quirles must be set on foot tomorrow
Leave it till tomorrow. IL you please,
Mr. Mole. This is difficulty which
has occurred to me before in my ca
pacity of an instructor of youthful
minds, and have been carried sue
cessfully through il not by hot haste
or misplaced energy. but by JudIcious
waiting. Make your loss known. and
somebody Is sure to bring him back to
you. We will also advertise him in the
papers. I don't know that it won't be
an advertisement for the school, but
that requires consideration. However.
don't bother yourself now. Sit down
with me and let us talk the matter
over calmly, Mr.. Mole. calmly"
The principal and the senior master
both felt confident OF finding Jack at
Highgate with his guardian, Mr..
Scratchley.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1905-04-28

It," urged Lord Mordenneld. +.
"Very WE'LL" replied Jack, who dearly
loved any mischief OF this kind.
''Tcu must stick It on" continued his
lordship.
"Leave II to me-"
SO they hid away their monster crack.
er until the 9th.
1t was dark at 5.Nud after an early
tea every one proceeded TO the field,
two boys carrying the guy. which had
been made in the morning. The bon
Dire was lighted. and amid cheers the
guy was thrown among the blazing bar
rels. Soon everything was made light
as day by the glare. which was allowed
to subsldc before the fireworks wcrs
let on. When 1t became dusky again,
Jack seized an opportunity OF fastening
his huge cracker to Mr.. Crawcour's
gown. tying II cffcctually with piece
OF string. At the same moment he set
light to It. This was Just in the middle
OF sort of interludc The flames OF
the bonfire were hlckcriug and casting
a ghastly glare all around.
Mrs Crawcour and some ladies' ami
gentlemen were seated on chairs near q
wall. Mr. Crawcomr strodc across to
his wife TO explain that a fight OF rock
cts would soon take place The fuse
attached to the cracker burned slowly.
more so than its makers had expected.
They began to be alarmed about their
own invention. They hoped II wouldn't
go wrong or blow up aItogethcr. for II
would then be 10 the nattresof tor
peiO. ana not much would l,e left of the
unhappy principal OF Pomona House.
'Prennre yonpsclf. my dear, for
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1905-04-28
CHAPTER XIII.

IN running away from school Jack
had no well defined plan. Pulling
his cap over his eyes and drawing
up his coat collar he trudged
along manfully. going along road
which led he knew not where. In his
pocket he had a few shillings, which
he thought would get him a bed and
breakfast at some roadside inn. or, fail
Ing In that. he could lie down under a
haystack. dry ditch at that time Of
the year being out of the question
For couple of hours he went on at a
jog tTot before he ventured to STOP
He reckOned that he had Travelled
about six or seven miles. The road
was lonely, and II was relief to see.
on the right, some lights shining from
the windows of a large house. A
clock over some stables struck the
hour of IL.
Tired and weary In brain and body,
he got through gap In the hedge, hop.
Ing to find n place OF shelter In some
outbuilding where he could rest till
morning. a shed, In which were some
agricultural implements. invited en-
trance. A few trusses Of straw in one
corner afforded prospect of a bed.
Crawling in.. Jack laid himself down
on the straw, into which he sank till
he was nearly covered. As usual, he
said his prayers. and with sense OF
relief at his good luck turned over on
his side in the fresh clean straw to go
10 sleep. 1t was now raining steadily
outside. but he was not very wet and
soon began to feel warm.
While hslf asleep and half awake he
fancied he heard voices In the shed.
Opening his eyes; he could see nothing
but he felt that he was not alone. His
heart beat violently. but he breathed
as gently as he could and listened.
Suddenly a man spoke in a hoarse
whisper.
II say. Jem, Just give a look outside
and see II there is light still In the
buffers pantry. That's the way we
mean to get in. and it won't do to let
old Blocks have a shot at us with his
blunderbuss."
Right you are, mate I'll just take
sluint," replied the other.
In an instant Jack .comprehended
that these men intended burglary at
the big house in which he had seen
lights as he came along the road
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1905-04-28

Presently Jem returned and said in
half whisper:
Hes doused the glim. Tony. but
well have 20 bide bit 1t won't do to
risk the job"
"No. no! II we crack this crib
proper" returned the one addressed as
Tony. the swag will make US for life."
you're right replied Jem we're
made then. and I for one shall step II
over to 'Stralia and try my hand at
farming In the bush I'm tired of this
country. where poor man can't get
living unless he takes what isn't hisn."
"And when he's cotched he's sent to
prison." laughed Tony.
"Lor', what u number of times I've
been fullied II. e.. fully committedl
There isn't prison In Lunnon as l
haven't been inside of. and know
most of the jails in the home counties"
Same here, but don't want no more
on it," Tony exclaimed. ITS lovely
weather for our job, though; dark as
pitch. with nice binding rain"
"Have you got the tools safer"
ain the bag"
AS he spoke Tony ratified a green
baize bag containing Jimmy, center bit,
dark lantern. silent matches and. the
varied stock in trade OF an experienced
burglar. a
Jack would have given the world to
be able to crawl out at some hole in
the corner of the shed and alarm the
Inmates OF the big house, but he was
afraid to move lest he should call the
attention of the burglars to himself.
SO he remained as still as mouse. ev-
cry minute seeming an age. At last
the stable clock struck the hour of II.
Carefully he counted the strokes.
"Tme's up" said Tony. Business,
Jem.p
I'm your man. I suppose we'd bet
ter make for the pantry wlnder. /
hope there amt any plaguy dogs about.
l can't abear dogs; they do yelp and
bark so. But we've some p'lsoned meat
IL so be as they give tongue"
''rhey bite, too, cuss 'em. / had bit
taken out of the CART of my leg once,
(ToBeContinued)