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The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

1t is reported that there is a wide,
spread and growing desire among the
young men of this country to rush
away to Panama for the purpose of
helping to dig the canal. We regard it
as our duty to publicly announce that
the walking on the way back from
Panama is very poor in some spots.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

A Croatian emigrant with a mus
tache yard in length has settled
down in Washington, ID. C. He'll find
Washington a town for his whiskers.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

J. G. Phelps Stokes says his engage
ment to Miss Pastor was inevitable"
Own up. benedicts. all engagements
are the same, aren't they now?
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

OF New York's 10000 babies born in
the last four months, less than ten
came to the wealthiest section of Fifth
avenue Storks don't like to scrape
their toenails on brownstone.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

Alfred Austin is reported to be at
work on a poem dealing with the
Russo-Japanese war. That ought to
make them agree to have peace with
out haggling over terms.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

Bernard Shaw would better refrain
from any sarcastic comment on Jim
Corbett's ability as an actor Of Shaw's
or any one else's plays.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

We respectfully suggest that the
baseball reporters ought TO be little
more polite and refer to 1t in future as
the saliva" ball.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

That new antitoxin of laziness will
have to be produced in enormous
quantities If everybody is going to be
cured.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

The st. Louis woman whose hus-
band wants a divorce because she re-
fuses to talk to him ought to have no
trouble in finding another husband.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

Says the sarcastic Philadelphia
Press: at is easy to see that Phila-
delphia is going to win both of the big
baseball championships this year"
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

The prayer of a condemned muir
derer in Pennsylvania is that he may
be permitted to return as spook and
haunt his enemies.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

If we did all the things that we in
tend to do, we'd soon find that we
shouldn't have time to intend to do so
many.-Puck.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

Newspaper mention is about all the
profit that comes to the average poor
man who falls heir to fabulous for
tune.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

King Alfonso, we are confident.
could get wife of the right kind ny
advertising,
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

The sculptor who swallowed his
false teeth had to submit finally to
being carved by the surgeons.
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

Let the presses be stopped to an
nounce the glad news from New York.
The shad are running
The Springfield herald., 1905-05-12

From the way 1t is talking war just
now, Peru must be getting jealous OF
the attention Venezuela is receiving.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
PARROT KNOWS THE SERVICES.
Pet Of English Clergyman Has Re.
narkabIe Saqaeity.

The rector OF a Hampshire (Eng.)
parish possesses most wonderful
parrot. Though the rector lives two
miles from the church. the bird in.
variably accompanies him to the sa.
ere building. While the service Is
proceeding the bird recognizes his
masters voice, and when he reads a
lesson or breaches one can hear the
bird outside chattering away. The
parrot also Joins In the "Amens" and
is evidently quite conversant with
all church service routine. The serv'
ice over, the parrot screams with de-
light, circles about It's masters head
perches on his shoulder, and finally
accompanies him home The attach
ment Of the master to the bird Is only
ecualed by the parrots evident pride
In and affection for its master.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
A Soul,s Victory

Too long he stroyc to parlcy with the
foe;
Each morrow brought the snadowy lc.
gions back
Each setting sun brh,ld his force laid
low.
Borne down by their confederate at.
tack.
Around the citadel from dag to day
Those watchful troops IN deadly ambush
lay
TIL from lie Of smooth, inslorious ease
lie punktd into the world Ut men and
things
And as tn vessel on the open seas
Leaps 70 the gale that round her
seeiheS and sings
Forth or each fresh. glad enterprise he
Jared.
And tolled and served and sowcd and
reaped and dared
With eyes unveiled he saw Gods earth
afresh-
Love without lust and beauty wIthou,
stain.
And 10! the phantoms that allurcd tn,
flesh
Lay silent In the darkness, crushed an,
slain.
Like Phanoh's hosts upon the Red Sc,
shore;
And his own soul was his for cyermore
w. II. Savile In the Spectator
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
TWO SECRETS WELL KEPT.
Tricks Of Trade Guarded BY Chinese
and Syrians.


There are two trade secrets, said
an artist. that the outside world, 1t
seems, will never learn. One is n
Chinese secret-the making of bright
and beautiful color called vermlllion,
or Chinese red. The other is a Turk
ish secret-the inlaying OF the hardest
steel with gold and silver.
Among the Chinese and among the
Syrians these two secrets are guard
ed we'll Apprentices, before they are
taken for either trade, must swear =
strong oath to reveal nothing of what
passes In the workshop. These ap
prentces, Furthermore must belong &c
families Of standing, must pay a large
sum by way of premium and mus
furnish certificates Of good characte'
and honesty.
you have seen damascened steel
Of course. and You have seen vermil
lion, or Chinese red. Remember th
next time you look at these tw,
things that their secrets have bee,
guarded inviolably have been handle
down faithfully from one generatlo
TO another for thousands Of years
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
Fortunes Spent in Shoes.

fortunes have been lavished upon
shoes. Men as widely apart in every
circumstance of life as Sir Walter
Raleigh and Caligula had their shoes
enriched with precious stones to the
value OF thousands of dollars. When
the tomb Of Henry vi Of Sicily, who
died in 1887, was opened In the cathe.
dral OF Palermo, shoes made of cloth
of gold and embroidered with pearls
we're found on the dead monarchs
feet and also on those Of his queen
In the time Of Louis XIV Of France
the courtlers Of Versailles were re
markable for their boots, the tops OF
which were enormously large and
Wide, and were decorated with a pro
fusion OF costly lace.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16

lated during the winter. Doctor X. V.
Pierce, the founder Of the lnvalidS'
Hotel and Surgical Institute, and ply.
stefan Of large experience and practice,
was the first 10 make up an alternative
ertrdct OF roots. herbs and barks, wITII-
OUT A PARTICLE or ALCOHOL OR MAR
CoTICs, which purllies the blood and
tones up the stomach and the entire
system In Natures own way. The
Golden Medical Discovery Is Just tho
tissue builder and tonic you require
when recovering from a hard cold.
grip, or pneumonia. No matter how
strong the constitution the stomach Is
apt to be- TOUT Of kllter" after a long,
hard winter; In consequence the blood Is
dlSOrdered, for the stomach Is the labor.
atory for the constant manufacture OF
blood. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
cOvery strengthens the stOmach-puts 1t
In shape 10 make pure, rich blOOd-helps
the liver and kidneys to expel the poi
sons from the body II you take this
NATURAL BLOOD PURIFIER AND TONIC
you will assist your system IN manuiac-
turing each day q pint Of rSh, arterial
blood, that Is stimulating Ia the brain and
nerves. The weak, nervous, rundown,
debilitated condition which so many
people experience at this time OF the year
Is usually the effect OF pOls0ns In the
blood; II Is often indicated by pimples or
bOlls appearing on the skin, the face be-
comes thin-yon feel rblue." DIR. Plerce's
Golden Medical Discovery cures all
blood humOrs as we'll as being a tonic
that makes one vigorous. strong and
iorceiul. DR.. Plerces Golden Medical
Discovery STANDS ALONE as the one
medicine for stomach, liver and blood
disorders that has the ingredients printed
upon the wrapper OF every bottle leaving
the great laboratory at Buffalo, N. ",
which cures In natures own way; not
only does II STAND ALONE In respect
10 It's ingredients but also as the only
! spring tonic and reconstructlve which
absolutely contains no alcohol
II was taken with a severe cough. weak.
ness In my back, glimmer' over the eyaa
/ had q bad brpath. and stomach was out oil
order" writes II. Gaddh. Of lea South TannI
Avenue. Tacoma. Wash II felt sluggish
did not care for anything. had no lie. Il va,
almost misery 10 move. appetite very poor
| read DR. Plerce's Common sense Medlca
Adviser and went right away and purchased
/ two bottles OF his Golden Medical Dlscoy.
| cry, and before had taken all ~ one bOttl,
] felt better II any doubt the truth Of thll
testimonial they may write Ia me-"
Or. PleFce's Pellets Cure Constitution
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
NATURES ESSENCE.
Extracted From Forest Plants

Natures laws are perfect II we obey
then, but disease follows disobedience
:, straight 10 nature for the cure, 10 the
forest there are mysteries here that we
can. fathOm for you. Take the bark OF
the wild-cherry tree, the root Of man
drake, stone root queens root. bloodrOot
and golden seal, make scientific, non
alcoholic extract OF them with Just the
right proportions and you have Doctor
Pleree's Golden Medical Discovery.
Tt took DR.. Pierce, with the assistance
a. two learned chemists, eight years OF
hard work experimenting 10 make this
vegetable extract and Alternative OF the
earoatBst efficiency.
Just the sort OF spring remedy you
,f,aad 70 make rich, rcd blood, and cure
that lassitude and feeling OF merge OK.
hahstlon. DIR. Plerco's Golden Medical
Discovery bears the stamp Of PUBLIC
.AG'TRovAL and has sold more largely IN
the past forty years than any other blood
uurlller and stomach tonic. The refresh
INK Influence OF this extract Is Ike
Natures iniuence-the blood Is bathed
"a the tonic which gives life 70 the blood
,r4.the vital fires OF che body burn brighter
and their Increased activity consumes
.tho tissue rubbish Which has. .aecumu-
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
Before and After TakInn.

In a small town in New York two
families live, one bearing the name OF
Steele and the other OF Stole. They
are friends, and frequently appear q,
the same gatherings.
Not long ago an evening house az,
fair was given at which a stranger
from Illinois was present When the
usual introductions were to be made
Mr. Steel and Mr.. Stole CHANGED to be
sitting side by side.
May present Mr., Steele" said the
ho,,ess And Mr.. Stoe?" she added
sweetly.
The stranger waited for a second
and then said smilingly; "Oh, yes.
Observation-Disclosures and after taking.
The Sunday Magazine,
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
paYson rueker,s quick Replx.

Tie late Payson Tucker, while man.
ager OF the Maine Central railroad
built a beautiful residence at North
Conway, N. II. A lady from Bethle.
hem, n. H., once said to him: 81 do
not understand why you built in
North Conway when Bethlehem is SO
near"
Mr.. fuckers quick reply was: "I
do not understand why our Savior was
born in Bethlehem when North Con
way was so near
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
WEATHER FORECASTS
LONG RANGE PREDICTIONS IDL.
No Legitimate Basis for Estlmate'
Based on the Moons Phases or
Position Of the Planets.


The chief of the Weather Burea
has recently placed before the publi'
pamphlet entitled Long Rang
Weather Forecasts, by Prof. Z. B. Gar
riott. that Is full OF interesting thing
to one who Is seeker after the truti
regarding these decisions. A grea
many things In It are worthy OF fur
Their publication but We wish, at thii
time. simply to give its conclusions;
|. That systems of long rang
weather forecasting that depend upoi
planetary meteorology; moon phases
cycles. positions. or movements; stel
lar influences, or star divlnatlons; ir,
dicatIons afforded by observations q
animals. birds. and plants, and estt
mates based upon days. months, sea
sons. and years have no legitimate ba
sis.
?. That meteorologlsts have madt
exhaustive examinations and compari
sons for the purpose OF associatlnl
the weather with the various phase,
and positions OF the moon In an earn
est endeavor to make advances in the
science along the line OF practical
forecastlng. and have found that while
the moon. and perhaps the planets
exert some influence upon atmos
pheric tides. the influence Is too Sigh
and obscure to justify consideration
Of lunar and planetary effects In thu
actual work OF weather forecastlng.
3. That the stars have no apprecia
BILE influence upon the weather.
4. That animals. birds, and plant
show by their condition the characte
OF past weather. and by their action
the influence OF present weather AM
the character OF weather changes tina
may occur within a few hours,
5. That the weather Of days
months. seasons, azd years affords n
indications Of future weather turtle
than showing present abnormal cond
tions that the future may adjust.
6. That six and seven-day weathe
periods are too ill.dehned and irreg'
lar to be applicable to the actual wor
OF forecasting
I. That advances In the period an
accuracy OF weather forecasts Deepen
upon a more exact study and unde
;tanding of atmospheric pressure owe
great areas and a determination OF III
Influences. probably solar that are r,
iponsibie for normal and abnormI
distributions Of atmospheric pressuT
over the earth's surface.
s. That meteorologists are not al
tagonistic to honest. well directed e
orts to solve the problem OF lon
range forecastlng; that, on the co
trary. they encourage all work in tn
field and condemn only those who, Il
, notorlety or profit or through misc
rected zeal and unwarranted assum
tons, bring the science OF meteorolol
into disrepute.
9. That meteorologists apprecia
the importance to the world at larl
Of advances In the period of forecas
lag and are inclined to believe tn
the twentieth century will mark Il
beginning OF another period in metec
illogical science.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
The Extreme Penalty.

Justice David j. Brewer made an ad.
dress not long ago at Haverford, AZ
ter the address there was an informal
little reception, aud very interesting
II vas to hear the justice talk.
A hayerford boy said to the learned
man during the lull in conversation:
will you please tell me, sir what
is the extreme penalty for bigamy?9
Justice Brewer smiled and an
swered:
Two mothersin.law.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16
N FORTY.EIGHI HOURS
PE.RU.NA CURED HIN.
Cold Affected Head and Throat
Attack Was Severe.

Chas. W. Bowman, LIST Lieut.. and
Adit. 4th NJ. $. NJ. Cav. Vols, writes
from Lanham, Md, as follows:
Though somewhat averse to patent
medicines, and still more averse to be-
coming professional affidavit man, 1t
seems only plain duty in the present
instance to add my experience to the
columns already written concerning
the curative powers Of Peruna
al have been particularly benefited
BY It's use for colds IN the head and
fhFOaf. have been able 10 fully cure
myself of q most severe attack In
'fOrsy-eighf hours by It's use according
10 directions. IHSe II as . preventive
whenever threatened with an attack.
Members OF my family also use it
for like ailments. We are recommend
ing it TO our friends. &C. W. Bowman.
Pe-ru.na Contains No Narcotics.
One reason why Peruna has found
permanent use in so many homes is that
IL contains no narcotic Of any kind. 1t
can be used any length of time without
acquiring drug habit.
Address DR. Hartman. President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio, for free medical advice All cor
respondence held strictly confidential,
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16

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Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16

Many women long for child TO bless
their homes, but because OF some de.
bility or displacement OF the female
organs they are barren.
Preparation for healthy maternity Is
accomplished by Lydia +, Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound more successfully
than by any other medicine, because II
gives tone and strength TO the entire
female organism. curing all displace.
ments, liberation and Inflammation.
A woman who is in good physical
condition transmits 10 her children the
blessings OF a gOod constitution. Is
not that an incentive to prepare for q
healthy maternity?
II expeetant mothers would iortiiy
themselves with Lydia Il. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. which for thirty
years has sustained thousands OF
women in this condition, there would
be q great decrease In miscarriages, In
suffering, and in disappointments Al
birth.
The following letters to Mrs. Pink
ham demonstrate the power Of LydiI
+, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ii
such cases.
Mrs. l.. c, Glover, Vice. President o
Milwaukee Business Woman's Associa
ton, Of GA Grove Street, Milwaukee
Wis, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
" was married for several years and n
children blessed our home The doctor sal
| had complication " female troubles an
/ could not have any children unless | coul
| be cured. For months took his medicine
trying in vain for cure but at last my hu
band became disguised and suggested that
Many Women Nave Been Benefited
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-06-16

try Lydia r. Pinkhams Vegetable Con
pound this did, and improved steadily
health, and In les than two years beautiful
child came 10 bless our homo. Now We hsW
something 20 live for and all the credit
due to Lydia E. PinkhamS Vegetable Con
pound
Mrs Mae P. wharry. Secretary d
the North Shore 0ratorical Society,"
The Norman, Milwaukee. Wis, wri.sA
Dear Mrs. PinkhAm:-
~ was married for Ave years and gaH
birth TO two premature children. LydhR
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound waa recon
msnded 70 the, and am 20 glad took II To-
II changed me from q weak, nervous woman
TO strong, happy and healthy one within
seven months, Within two years lovely
little girl was born, which Is tho pride md
Joy Of our household Every day ols
LYGs Y Pinkham's Vegetable Compound t0
the light, health. and happiness 1t brought .
our home
II any woman thinks she Is sterile,
or has doubts about her ability to carry
a child to a mature birth let her WRITE
to Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, MasS mhos'
advice is free TO all expectant o.
wouldbe mothers. She has helPe'
thousands Of women through this anE
ious period.
Women suffering with irregular o
painful menstruation, leucorrh9a, dii
placement. liberation or iniiammatio
OF the womb, that bearing down fee
ing or ovarian trouble, backache, bloa
ing or nervous prostration, should r
! member that Lydia T.. Pinkham's Veg
! table Compound holds the record I
the greatest number OF actual cur
!. OF woman's ills, and accept no subs
tute.
BY Mrs. PlnkhaN's AdVIce and MedIciu
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-18
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uno elmer 9reite BON 1876 Weilen aus.
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entbl0bt peroen. Sci elmer eintretens
ben @erfanoung 1T Die &~einisuns febr
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8iele gdnte iino anf9einenb perOoet;
bte fiinitli9e @ufternsu9t 1T mad
einem miBlungenen @erfu4 einsez
i6rGnft, tpenn ni9t gar eingeftelt
pproen.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-18
Ginwanoermngsagent
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Sdnoen beg prdfbenten, pel&er bas
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