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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27
Society.

Captain Arthur 4. Mark OF the Z. s.
marine corps and Mrs. Mark. who
have been guests of Mr.. and Mrs. David
,. Murray for the past ten days. viii
leave today for Los Angeles TO visit
the Jevne family before going on TO
a permanent post at the Preside.
Mr.. and Mrs. James l. Franklin will
entertain at sman bridge party this
evening in compliment 10 AR. and Mrs.
George l.. Nye Of Denver and DIR. Shir-
ley Weber, who is home Tor the holi-
rdays.
Miss Jean Melvin Of Rozeman. Mont.
is in the city the guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Lewis for few weeks. Miss
Melvin will be remembered by the
friends whom she made when she was
here. a year or more ago as the guest
Mray Lie. Jeffrey and her two daugh-
ters. are in from Bingham spending the
holidays with friends,
Mrs. T. w. Naylor is here from To-
gan visiting friends during the holi-
Miss Elise LQsk has returned to her
home in Boise after a visit OF few
weeks with friends here. ...--.-.-
s.
The regular meeting OF the music sec
ton " the Ladies' Literary club, which
wa. TO have been held this morning, is
postponed for one week.
The marriage OF. ,sIiss Bessie Bow
ring and Charles NJ. Morris viii take
place this noon in the salt Lake temple
Fl-fl p. e,Ff \.
breakfast 10 the relatives Immediately
after. Later in the afternoon. from 8
all . O'Clock, the young people win re-
ceive their friends Informally and they
VIII leave for Washington on the even
ing tain.
Misss Elizabeth. Niles. is. Spending the
Christmas vacation with her uncle's
faniiiy@in Carbondale. Pa
The First Unitarian society has is
sued invitations for dance 70 be given
Tuesday evening, Jan. :.
Miss Minnie kiesel of ogden viii be
In town today TO spend a few days
with Miss Margaret Park.
Alex. Thomas is home from Michigan
to spend the holidays with his rela
t4hNH.
y y CO.. ...-.....
DR.. and Mrs. j.. T..Keith LETT yes
terday afternoon on the. new limited
on the Salt Lake Route for Los An
geles. -- -.--.----.
Miss Edith Mcguire. Miss Belle De
NOISY and little Thomas Reid have
gone to Springville to spend the holi-
DAYS with Mr. and Mrs. Hubert Rich
ards.
Miss Mable Shepherd is the guest
during the holidays OF Miss Edgarda
Nedgwood.
Julius Frumkin was host at a merry
Christmas gathering Monday evening
The guests We're O. y. Wilson. Fred
Nelson, Stanley May. Freeman Bassett
aud George Emo. Mr. Ffumkin will
leave for the east shortly OH a trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. James r. Jennings en-
tertained party Of eight friends at
a dinner Christmas day at the Emery
Holmes, followed by q theatre party
TO attend the opening OF the new Or
pheum,
Word has been received Dy salt Lake
friends Of the recent appointment of
DIR. a. DOnis Melvin as chief of the
bureau of animal industry at Wash
ington, where DIR. and Mrs. Melvin are
1T y located permanently.
DR.. II. D. Niles has gone 10 Kansas
lily to attend the meeting of the West
era Surgical association, OF which he
Is president.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

l5S4-Cieorge Grouse. Salt Lake.
Martha Reed, Salt Lake.
l6Ss-Iioward DurDin, ST. Louis. 40.
Ruth Western, Deseret.
l636-Robcrt Coleman, Maud, Okla.
May Black. DeseFet.
lt5I-Roger MiilwaTd. Sugar City, Ida.
Henrietta Price, ReXburg Ida.
i65A-Charles r. Anderberg East Jordan
Carrie SOreUssu, South Jordan.
i65S-Paui Lunde Bingham.
Emma J. Vahlert. Bingham.
i64is-LOuis Nelson, Manti
Laura Brown, Salt Lake
lGii-Erastus Robinson. Mona.
Mabel DOuville, PaysOu
'6f@-William II. simmons. salt Lake.
Emma ". Eccies, Salt Lake.
l643-Samuel F, Allsop, Sandy.
Mabel Cornwall, Butler.
lGii-David r. Malcolm Spanish Fork.
Zeila Bromley, Mapleton
lsiJ-Alia T. BOrton. Chiilicothe, o.
Matte NJ. Tracy, Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27
NOT ENOUGH.
philadelphia Ledger)

II. X. Munkittrick. editor. farmer and
joker, is a rotund roller of sweet morsels
under tongue. and some of his friends
know ii. On one occasion he happened
into a business friends house lust about
lunch time, and the friend asked him TO
stay and have something. Mr. NJ. accept
ed with proper hesitation and delicacv
although he was pretty hungry and the
host went out TO tell his wife Of the un-
expected guest. incidentally he suggested
a little extra preparation.
Well" she responded with 4 good
housewives natural resentment, ''what's
good enough for Us Is good enough for
him. I guess.
Yes, yes, said the husband coaxiue.
~ but you don't know Mr. Munkittrick
What's good enough for us is good enough
for him.. of course, but what's plenty
enough for us isn't plenty enough for
him. and"
oh. .she broke in, ana began bbstlIng
around busiiy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27
NO EGGS FOB HIM.

A prominent real estate man having
several good buys" on his list happened
to meet an old German, who. he knew,
had by frugal methods Of living, accu-
lated a small fortune, which he kept IN
savings bank. The real estate man trlee
10 persuade him to Invest his money in
land. and In speaking of the many ad,
vantages OF owning property hv Ws%eo
warm and said unthinkingiy.
1t is a fine nest egg 10 faN back
upon"
The old German thought seriously 70
q few minutes. 'sUnd what would / DE-
mid der broken eggs" he asked. oh
no. I keep my money IN der bank
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27
METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.
Yesterdays Record at the Local OF.
flee of the. Weather Bureau.

Maximum temperature. 35 degrees. min
imum tempera ture, 3 degrees; mean tenn
peraturc. > degrees. which is ) degrees
below the normal: accumulated deficiency
of temperature since the first 81 the
month. l56 degrees; accumulated excess
OF temperature since Jan. 1, 80 degrees.
Total precipitation from p. m. 10 b. M,
nc inch; accumulated deficiency of pre-
clpitation since the first of the iGCnth. ~
iuch accumulated deficiency OF prcclpl-
tation since the first OF January, lie
inches.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

in which the men might spend their
money.
The car was very badly advised, in
deed, when he granted the increase In
pay.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

-Four street car robbers were cap
tured i'm Chicago the other day. Chief
Lynch's men have managed some i'm
portant captures lately. but it might
be a good idea for the chief to study
the Chicago method a little.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

which might mean Perhaps John
Thomas or. Perhaps Joe Tyler" Here
Mr.. GfeWgious lived. There is a mourn
fui memory attaching Itself to this
house in Staple inn. II was the last
of many London houses immortallzed
by Charles Dickens, II is the only
such house now remaining.
Adjacent to Staple inn is Barnard's
inn. which Pip described as "the din
siest collection of shabby buildings
ever squeezed together IN rank cor
ner as club for tomcats." In those
days Barnard was a disem-
bodied spirit or felton," and even
now II Is very much the same. There
is not much Of Barnard left: he is
Incorporated with a school, and his
inn is no more.
There is still another linn" left OF
Hoiborn-Thavies inn, from which Mrs.
JeHyby addressed long epistles to the
world on the subject of BorrfOboola-
Cha, leaving her children In general to
themselves, and little Peepy in partic-
ular to get his head fixed between the
area ratings. Thavies inn Is sim "a
narrow street of high houses like an
oblong cistern TO hold the fog" ana
there are area ratings galore for the
little Peepys of today to come TO grief
upoh.
The Colder Cross" at Charing Cross
has undergone many changes since
May Is, 1927, when Mr.. Pickwick and
his friends started on their memoir
able journey; the low archway
through which the coach passed call
ing forth the warning of Mr.. Jingle.
Heads, heads; take care of your
heads" has been pat to more modern
uses. Hungerford stairs have gone,
and the backing factory, too. We are
not far off the abbey now where
Charles Dickens sleeps his last sleep
In the companionshIp of our Immortal
dead.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

\ southern laborer who defended a
postoihce when burglars tried 10 rob Il
has been rewarded with a clerkship.
This teaches US that the great and
good Roosevelt always looks after the
worthy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

You may be interested in knowing
that the sleighing is fine, At some
dollars an hour, however, few OF you
will have an actual experience. You'll
have 70 go by what people tell you.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

Statistics show that the number Of
poor people In London is Increasing
rapidly. Poor people somehow increase
much more rapidly than rich people.
It's an inmutable law.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

Why OF course, Best Beloved. the
weather man brought on the snow in
order TO give santa Claus a chance. 10
make record trip back home.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27
Terms Of suhserlntlon.

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cents. three months. $50: one year. $3.50
SU$43AN-Jne year, S2.00
SEAL NEEkLG-fln advance), one
wear. $50: six months, e cents
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

II. = Scott and wife 10 James ID.
Catherine Is, Wiicken 10 Samuel
Woolley, block 10, plat 3 ,.........-.
Leslie ". Snow and wife 10 John {.
Bertoeh. log S, block l, Heath's sub
division -. ....,...............,. (
II C. Hoffman 20 Charles r. Uhl.
lots !, ?, 3 and {, block 2, Baltlmore
subdivision ......,. .......-...,........
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-27

We solicit family liquor trade Free
delivery 10 any part Of the city The
oeeidentals-I II IS East Isl So
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
MILK RIVER VALLEY.
The interior Department is Making
Preparations for Irrigationg
This Famous Valley.

Montana is coming in for a big
share of the general prosperity of the
country. and it will only be few
short years when she will rank with
any of the Northwestern states in
agricultural greatness. The recent
act of the interior department of
the United States in setting aside
$1,OOO,0OO toward reclaiming three or
four hundred thousand acres in the
Milk River valley is but a beginning
of a much vaster development of this
section as the needs grow apace. AL
ready the agricultural worth of this
famous valley has been ade-
quately demonstrated in the results
which have followed the irrigation
works already established. 1t has
been successfully proven that all
kinds of agricultural products grow
in great abundance wherever irriga-
ton is used. The soil is naturally
rich and needs only moisture to make
it yield prolifically. The Great North
ern Railway furnishes adequate
transportation facilities, its main line
practically cutting the valley in two.
The fact that the government has de-
cided to begin immediate operations
will prove a great incentive to the
people of that section who have al
ways believed in the future of their
country and will open to settlement
a vast area of rich land to the home
seeker and investor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
WIsPS OF WISDOM.

One does not advance far who treads
many paths.
Some of our greatest joys are recalling
the sorrows we have outlived.
There are only two things the matter
with the world, selfishness and ignor-
ance; and it's a question which is the
worst
The effect of wit is produced by its
bringing one feature of the subject into
prominence. 1t never gives a fair. all
around view. That is the province of
wisdom.
The maxims of wisdom are the pieces
of glass in kaleidoscope; they remain
forever unchanged and in the same case.
but every age shakes them into a new
combination of colors.
To say to a man when you ask him
favor: Don't do it if it Inconvenience
you," is mean way of saving yourself
from an obligation and depriving an
other of the merit of comforting one.
Do not trust to your railroads nor
your telegraphs nor your schools as a
test of civilization; the real refinement
of nation is to be found in the Justice
of its ideas and the courtesy of its man
ners,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
ETIQUETTE FOR HOSTESS.
Trifes Every Entertainer Should
Carefully Observe for the Com
fort of Her Guests.

Send servant if you cannot yourself
meet your guest at the station
See that the guests room is in perfect
order. Plenty of fresh water and tow
els, foot bath, matches, etc. Even if
there is the readily switched on elect
trio light, put candle close at hand. A
comfortable arm chair is a necessity.
Furnish little table with writing ma
terials and books. Be sure the wardrobe
and chest OF drawers are empty, SO that.
she may unpack and arrange her dresses
at once.
When the guest arrives have the lug
gage taken at once to her room, and,
when she goes upstairs, send servant
to unstrap her boxes and take hot water
for the toilet.
Every morning you should visit your
guests room and see that the chamber
maid has put it in the incest order.
Inquire if your guest has any favorite
article of food, and have the dish pre-
pared.
Entertain her nicely, even al some
trouble to yourself. fyou invite guest
it is your duty to treat her Tor him) well
in everything.
Forbid the children to go into the Wis.,
itors room unless with message.
When the guest leaves see that the SER
want goes up to strap her boxes and
bring them down. If she leaves by an
early train some of the family must be
up to preside at the early breakfast and
L. h I,xr
at the door in due time, and send mem
Der of the family or servant to get tick
cts and attend to the luggage.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
Win the Debate.

Breckenridge (Minn.) high school,
represented by team of three de-
baters, last evening won the final
contest in the state school debating
league, defeating the Albert Lea high
school in one of the best contests
ever held in the university chapel.
Libbie Eckhard, Louis Paul and
Flora Lester were the girls who
composed the winning team. They
were opposed by E. w. Hayes, Mar
garet Lampert and Henry Swanson
for Albert Lea, the latter team hav-
ing the affirmative side of the ques-
ton, ''Resolved, That the policy of
reducing further immigration to the
United States to a minimum is prac-
ticable and should be adopted"
The quality of the debate was re-
markably good. Throughout scarce
ly person in the immense audience
ventured to predict which side would
win.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
Philippine Population.

The total population of the archie
pelago as returned from 342 indie
pendent islands" is 1895, 1926. OF this
number almost seven million are
more or less civilized. The wild
tubes form about 8 per cent of the
entire population. The civilized
tribes are practically all adherents
of the Catholic church. The Moros
are Mohammedans, and the other
wild peoples have no recognized re-
ligious beliefs.
The total population, according to
the most reliable authorities, is a
little more than four times as great
as it was 100 years ago. During the
same period that of the United
States multiplied almost fifteen
times. The excess of birth rate over
death rate in the Philippines has
been large, in spite of sudden and
great losses as a result of epidemics
of various diseases.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
For Growing Girls.

West Pembroke, Me-, March 2l.zMrs.
A. L. Smith, of this place, says that
Dodd's Kidney Pills are the best remedy
for growing girls. Mrs. Smith empha-
sizes her recommendation by the follow
ing experience:
my daughter was thirteen years old
last November, and it is now two years
since she was first taken with Crazy
Spells that would last a week and would
then pass off. In a month she would
have the spells again. At these times
she would eat very little, and was very
yellow, even the whites of her eyes would
be yellow.
'"The doctors gave us no encourages
ment, they all said they could not help
her. After taking one box of Dodd's
Kidney Pills, she has not had one bad
spell. Of course, we continued the treat
ment until she had used in all about a
dozen boxes, and we still give them to
her occasionally, when she is not feeling
well. Dodd's Kidney Pills are certainly
Mothers should heed the advice of
Mrs. Smith, for by so doing they may
save their daughters much pain and sick
ness and ensure a healthy, happy future
for them.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
BUFoRD-TRENToN.
Extensive Irrigation Projects will
Soon be Carried out in Western
North Dakota.

A new irrigation project which
promises much for the Northwest is
the ord-Trenton Reclamation prof.
ect. The United States government
has set aside $550,000 for this work
and the active operations will begin
inside of sixty days. When this work
is completed some $4,000 acres of
now arid land will be reclaimed and
the Western part of North Dakota
will be as attractive as the great
valley Of the Red River and the pro-
ductive lands of the Mouse River
Loup. 1t is asserted that the pro-
posed dam and reservoir will hold
between 10000 and 25,0O0-acre feet
Of water, and the proposed canals
will run north and south of the line
of the Great Northern Railway to
point about three miles east of Tren-
ton. North Dakota, from near Bu-
ford, North Dakota, on the extreme
western border of North Dakota. This
is but the beginning of the extensive
irrigation projects which have been
planned by the government and in
dividuals in Western Dakota and
Northeastern Montana, which, to-
gether with the Milk River Irrigation
project, will reclaim thousands of
acres for settlement for agricultural
purposes which have lain barren for
years, and offer an opportunity for
the homeless of the East to secure
homes of their own. The fact that
good agricultural government land is
becoming scarcer and scarcer makes
these irrigation projects of great in
terest to the homeseeker and in
weston.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
ANOTHER RECORD IN
LAND-HUNTlNG.
This Springs Exodus to Canada.
Greater Than Ever.

It was thought in 1903, when over
forty-fve thousand people went from
the United States to Canada, that the
limit of the yearly emigration to the
wheat zone of the Continent had been
reached. But when in 1904 about as
large a number Of American citizens
signifed their intention of becoming
settlers on Canadian lands, the gen.
eral public were prepared for the an
nouncement of large numbers in 1905.
No surprise therefore will be caused
when it is made known that the pre-
dictions of fully fifty thousand more in
1905 are warranted in the fact that
the Spring movement Canadaward is
greater than it has ever been. The
special trains from Omaha, Chicago,
st. Paul, Detroit, and other gateways,
have been crowded. Many have gone
to join friends and relatives who have
prepared homes for them, and others
have gone relying upon their own re-
sources, satisfied that what others
have done can also be done by them.
This year much new territory has
been opened up by the railroads, which
are extending their main lines and
throwing out branches in their march
across the best grain and grazing
lands on the Continent. This new
territory has attractions for those de-
string to homestead on the one hum
dred and sixty acres granted each set
tier by the Canadian Government.
Many also take advantage Of the OPP
portunity to purchase lands at the low
figures at which they are now being
offered.
It does not require much thought
tosconvince one that If Iowa, Illinois,
Minnesota and other lands, with a
value of from fifty to one hundred and
fifty dollars an acre will give good
living by producing ten to thirteen
bushels of wheat to the acre and
thirty to fifty bushels Of corn to the
acre the lands of Western Canada at
seven to ten dollars an acre, produc-
ing from twenty to thirty bushels OF
a superior wheat to the acre, should
produce a competence to the ordinary
farmer in very few years. These
are the facts as they confront the
reader. There arc millions OF acres of
such land in Western Canada in addi-
ton to the other millions that are con-
sidered to be portion of the biggest
and best ranges that ever invited the
cattle and horse producer Of the North
American continent. What is particu-
larly evident in Western Canada is
the fact that the wheat lands, adjoin-
ing the grazing lands, make farming
particularly agreeable and profitable.
The agents of the Canadian Govern
ment who are always willing to give
information and advice to intending
settlers, say that the acreage put I'M
der crop this season is greatly in ex-
cess of last season.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
no Prevent Tan.

If you are obliged to be out OF doors
very much you should secure a good
cream and the vegetable powder. Each
time before venturing out applS a lit
tie of the cream and then dust on the
powder. In this way the face is well
protected and you will avoid another
crop of the freckIes, and also be able
to prevent the skin from becoming
tanned. Each night wash the face
with warm water and a good mild
soap, then rub on the whitening cream.
In the morning wash with cold water.
You will find that this treatment will
bleach your skin as nothing else can.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
RACIAL IRREGULARITIES.

A Burmese mile nearly equals two
English ones. The word for mile III
Burmese means Ito sit" and SO mile
is the distance that man goes before
he considers it necessary to sit down.
In China the stage is considered the
lowest of professions. Actors share
with BARRIERS the pain of exclusion from
competition at literary examinations.
in which every successful candidate is q
probable mandarin.
The wives of several prominent New
Zealand gentlemen are tattooed upon
the chin. These ladies are true Maories,
or aborigines. and they are women OF
much charm and refinement. One is the
wife of a learned Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1905-04-27
THE COMMUTERS WATCH.
and Never Up to Schedule
Time,

"Commuter, eh?" asked the matchmaker
as he examined timepiece that was
brought in for repairs.
Eyes. Why?" said the owner, accord
ing to the New York FINES,
"The watch shows it," went on the
matchmaker. Its been set two or three
times a day. That's commuter habit.
The arrangement for setting the hands
has been worked overtime.
"The commuter is always anxious lest
his watch by the passing trains, having
more faith in the railroad schedules than
he has in his watch. He keeps moving
the hands back and forth, according to
the variations of the trains from the
schedule, until he wears out the watch.
Almost every commuter has certain
trains by which he regulates his watch,
regardless of their variations from the
schedule, and in consequence he never
has the time exactly right"