The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-20
MAR. 0OOLEYCONcLU 0ES THE
TIMES ARE OUT or JOINT.
RHAMKATTE RoAsTER.

tn partly to win tn illiction as there
is FIR a bob-tailed mule to git a horse
f1y oft tn roof iv tn barn, Cy Wat
son run FIR gunner an allowed tn ex-
ecutive committee to tell him phat TO
say until it was loike thraylin some
bankit hall deserted. Nv coourse he
got bate. TIL divil himself wud hev'
been baten be tn combination Cy was
up again, an me frien' whit down in
tn odium iv defeat an hasn't been
heard from since. He whit to tn
slaughter pin loike a shape dunn ba-
fue it's shearers an niver hinched Whin
tn axe fell. OF am FIR Cy Watson FIR
govner iv this shtate at tn mkt Election,
an dom tn mon thot won't vote FIR
him.
.'Oi see me inimy Marion Butler is
in tn lime loights dgain. Hennessy,
min hev' been lynched thot was beth
ter citizens. TIL payple ARE sufferin'
to git wan more lick at thot gintlemin,
an whin they do, an they will, mark
we, they will Japan Butler till wan Wud
think he was made in Nippon He Is
sharp, Hennessy, sharper thin three
idged sword, but he was ground on
milestone thot hasn't worn out tn
marks he made in it yit. He is keen.
He saw wanSt thot q tidal wave was
ABBOTT to hit tn shtate an he got his
canoe shipshape. Whin 1T came.
Marion rode to Washington. Whin tn
wave subsidized, in Washington he stay
ed but mind we, Hennessy, he wasn't
stranded. though a few barnacles had
got fastened to his boat. Gold bugs,
| they were, an they hang there yit. 1t
is hardly wurth whole to worry ABBOTT
Butler ridin' amy more tidal waves
in this country.
"Oi notice a gineral shtir beginnin'
to manifest itsilf an there is sounds iv
| upheaval among tn gintlemin thot
ar-re outsoide tn halls iv congriss.
Hennessy, it is foolish. an it is wurse
thin thot, FIR us to change our repre-
sentatives every new moon. Plat can
they do FIR We whin they hewitt been in
Washington long enough to git over
shtage freight an be aisy at a swell
bankit. TIL whole entoire South has
been at this change business FIR forty
years an it is tonne to shtop. good
mon ought to shtay in congriss till he
gifts to be hindrance an thin swap
him off FIR betther wan. If we shud
change yure horses every day durln'
crop tonne, yure corn will niver git
ploushed. Let tn congrssmin alone.
They amt wurth their feed an clothes
whin We play now you see it and now
We don't with thin. North Gardiner
has a fair Obligation at Washington.
Plat We want to git rid iv good thing
FIR?
But politics be domned, Hen
messy, PLAT Oh want tn payple to
do is make two factories grow where
none did bafure, an make their own
wooden nutmeggs inshtead iv orderin'
thin from New England. We want to
git busy an make things sing. A hill
iv corn is wurth more than tn whole
gang. includin' yuresilf an CLANCY De-
pew. There is enough unOccupied real
estate in North Gardiner to bury all
tn politicians in an wather power
enough to dhrive thin through to
Hong Kong. Give us arithmtics an
wheels an let politics be hanged. "
coourse, Hennessy, ach citizen shud
kape his DYE out FIR CRATER whole he
kapes tn other DYE in FIR business.
Out soide iv bein' developer iv the
shtate's resources. Oh know iv but wan
thing OF wud rurther be- said Mr..
Dooley
AN phat is thot We wud be want
in ~ said Mr.. Hennessy.
"Oi shud loike to be director iv tn
Equitable an build up me own re.
sources" said Mr.. Dooley.