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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Printers Errors.

A reader; forwards me a pleasant ad-
dition to my collection of printers err
rors, says Z. P.'s London Weekly. 1t
was told him by the late G. Farquhar-
son Findlay, for some years editor Of
the Dover Chronicle, as having hap
pened to him personally. He had oc-
CASTOR to write of the "blind guides
who strain at gnat and swallow a
camel" which appeared in print as
who strain at a quart and swallow a
canal
Did any of my readers notice, Won
der, a delightful error of this kind in
one of the reviews, in which Sir Henry
Campb was described as
"brandishing mailed fish," 1t rather
reminds one of the famous Spoonerism
about feeling a half warmed fish In
your BOSOM"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
THE DOUGLAS PINE.
A Tree That Is the Memorial Both of
Man and u Tragedy.

"A Tree That Is the Memorial Both of
a Man and u Tragedy.
A tree whose name is at once the
memorial both of a man and a tragedy
is the Douglas pine, famous for it's
magnificent cones. Now, David Doug
las was originally a Scotch lad who
came under the notice of Sir William
Hooker, the well known botanist, and
through his influence was appointed
collector of rare plants to the Horti-
cultural society. He Travelled for the
society in all parts of the world and
was extraordinarily successful in his
finds. 1t was he who discovered lu-
pins, eschscholtzias and godetias as
well as many magnificent varieties of
pine trees, including the one bearing
his name. But when quite young
man he met tragic fate while plant
hunting. He was in the Sandwich.
isles, and there the natives dig deep
pits to catch wild animals, covering
them over with branches and grass to
conceal their openings. On to one of
these treacherous pits Douglas walked
one day when alone and was at once
precipitated to the bottom. No help
was at hand, and he was devoured by
a wild beast which was also impris-
oned
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
AT THE CAPTAINS TABLE.
Difficulties of Addressing Guests
When the Ocean Swell Is High.

Difficulties of Addressing Guests
When the Ocean Swell Is High.
AS the liner cleared the heads and
the heavy swell of the open Atlantic
became noticeable dinner was served.
The twenty-six places at the captains
table were filled, and as the soup APP
peared the captain addressed his table
companions
II trust that all twenty-six of you
will have a pleasant trip" he said,
'sand that this little assemblage Of
twentyfour will reach port much ben
Gifted by the voyage. look upon the
twenty-five smiling faces as a father
upon his family, for / am responsible
for the lives of this group of nineteen.
hope all fourteen of you will join me
later in drinking to a merry trip. I
believe we seven fellow passengers are
admirably suited to each other, and
applaud the judgment which chose
from the passenger list these three per-
sons for my table. You and l, my
dear sir, are
The captain chuckled. 'sHere, stew
ard, bring on my fish and clear away
these dishes. ~ Minneapolis Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
SENTENCE SERMONS.

Killing time is a sure way of spoil
ing character
Reverence is tie foundation of last
ing love.
Hatred often comes from only know
ing half of a man
The sense of duty is a sign of the
divine in man.
The only sure thing about lie is that
it will never die
1t is hard for the leek to see why
people prefer the lily.
Many mistake their dreams about
heaven for deeds to@lots up there.
After robbing Peter to pay Paul a
man usually forgets to settle with
Paul.
There is nothing prouder than igno-
rance or more ignorance than pride
There are some so called unpublished
gems that are not susceptible of being
polished.-St. Louis Republic.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
An Only Daughter
Cured Of Consumption.

When death was hourly expected, all
remedies having failed, and DR.. FL.
James was experimenting with the
many herbs OF Calcutta, he accident
ally made preparation which cured
his only child of consumption. His
child is now in this country, and en-
joying the best of health. He has
proved to the world that Consumption
can be positively and permanently
cured. The Doctor now gives this
recipe free, for two 2-cent stamps to
pay expenses. This herb also cures
Night Sweats, Nausea ut the Stomach
and will break up Il fresh cold in
1twenty-fOur hours. Address GRAD
BOOK & CO., 1892, Race ST., Phila-
tdelphia, naming this paper.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
The Earthquake Belt.

Earthquakes are more frequent in
volcanic areas, but are not confined to
them. A great zone which is particu-
larly subject to earthquakes encircles
the earth. This belt includes the Med
iterranean lands, the Azores, the West
Indies, Central America, the Hawaiian
Islands, Japan, China, India, Persia
and Asia Minor. It is believed that
the larger number of earthquakes orig
mate beneath the ocean In places
where the bottom of the sea shows
great variation in depth earthquakes
are numerous. They have, in fact,
been found to be so destructive to tele-
graph cables in these localities that
the cable authorities have named them
danger zones y
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
A SILENT TONGUE.
There Are Times when II Ia the Part
oGsSSyisdom Not to Talk.

There Are Times when II Ia the Part
oGSWisdOm Not to Talk.
The best Of us talk too much. sFha
essence OF power is reserve, said a
man who knew.
Many reputation has been built on
silence Many one is spoiled through
rushing prematureiy and Yolubly into
speech.
1t is safe to be silent when your
words would wound Faithful are the
wounds OF a friend, says the old prov
erb, but one wants to be mighty sure
ones friend needs the wounding and
that we are qualified to administer 1t.
Keep still when your words will dis
courage. 1t is infinitely better to be
dumb forever than to make one fellow
being less able to cope with life.
Keep still when your words will in
cite to anger or discomfort. An inered-
ible amount Of breath is used in the
evil practice of trying to make our
friends dislike their friends.
Never speak when what you have to
say is merelysfor the purpose of exalt-
ing yourself
Shut your lips with a key when you
are inspired to babble incontinently Of
yourself-your ailments, accomplish
ments, relations, loves, hatreds, hopes
and desires. 1t is only to the choice,
rare friend that one may speak of
these things without becoming fool.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Throwing the handkerchief.

Statement copied from an old manu-
script: In the Founding Hospital the
Boys are bound apprentices, the Wo-
men when marriageabIe are conducted
in procession thro' We streets, and any
Young Man who sees one He wd wish
for a Wife is at liberty to mark Her by
throwing his handkerchief, The fur
ther formalities required previous to
matrimony are not stated. Perhaps
this peculiar custom is the origin Of
the expression throwing the handker-
chief. . Nineteenth Century.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
The Elephants Eye.

ITO my mind two things strike the
observer wildly when standing close
to wild elephants in their native
haunts.' writes traveller. "The one
is the gigantic size and his own COM
parative smallness. The other is the
expression of the eye. This organ,
which is surprisingly small in proper
ton to the size of the animal and set
far back in the head, is of a pale blue
color much resembling that of wall
eye in a horse. Even when an ele-
plant is at rest his eye has an uncom-
fortably cold and sinister look
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
OUR GUARANTEE,

We guarantee frsr, that GUIANA
Will cure all .lle diseas IS as tleserib q in
the above list. Ne next state 10 yon
that if you find that, after taking The
first large bottle of Guiana, you do not
see any Improvement in your case, come
back 10 us With the empty bottle and
get your money back. We VIII forfeit
500 for any cast Of cutarlh that we
cannot cure if our me llciue is taken as
directed
Our mission is to cure diseases, and
we realize that peeple are tired OF being
hnmbngsea into buying worthless stuff
sold utsdrr guarantee to cure, and t;na.!y
being swindl,d out of their money. We
don't want your money unless We can
help you. We have medicine. not an
alcoholic beverage Hhlch aggravates
your disease when the effects of the in
5toxicant Is gone, and leaves you worse
off than before, with the added curse Of
the whisky or drug habit fastened upon
Won
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Eacl, Days supreme Event.

Every days work should be SUI
preme event in every life. We should
come to 1t as carefully prepared as the
prima donna who is trying to hold
the worlds supremacy in song comes
before her audience Then our work
would breathe out the vigor and vital
ity and freshness which we put into It.
Then life would be glorified, and the
work of the world Illuminated, trans
formed.-.O. s. Marden in Success.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Iceland Mail.

When the wind blows from the south
and one of the islanders of south Ice
land wishes to communicate with the
mainland he puts his letters into well
corked bottle, and to insure their de-
livery he tncloses at the same time a
plug of twist tobacco or cigar The
wind speedily impels the bottle to the
shore of the mother island, where peo-
pie are generally on the lookout.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
A Living Example.

A professor of natural history who
was delivering lecture to his class
on the rhinoceros noticed that the at
tention of the students was wandering.
Gentlemen" he said sternly, ss'if you
expect to realize the remarkably hide
Gus nature of this beast you must keep
your eyes fixed on me. Harper's
Weekly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
CuBANAfCURES

Kidney Complaint, Diabctis,
Hiyer Disease, Sick Headache,
Bladder Troubles Malaria,
Rhcum atism, Consumption,
Dyspepsia, Catarrh,
Diarrhoca, Coughs,
Gostiyeness, Eczema,
SeTofuia, BOflS,
Colds, La Grippe Pimples, Piles,
Blood Hamors, frequent Urination,
DrspSy, All Urinary Disorders
Female Weakness Erysipefas,
fmpotcncy, All Private Diseases
Painful and irregular Menstration.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
How She Knew.

Mrs. jenkins The moment he kissed
me knew he had been drinking. Mrs.
Supple You mean you smelled his
breath? Mrs. Jenkins-I mean that
Mr.. Jenkins never kisses me except
when he has been drinking.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17

z . .
am So years old aud healthy
with Crh for which finally threw
would dead
of
would Guiana
the
the family suffering
all we'll
j. DEWITT
1851 West Lake him.
Don't delay Write today You
health diseased
paper
mentioning this will rbotlei
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Amnity.

Her Friend-The count is becoming;
quite attentive The Heiress-Oh, yes.
He seems to think that he and papa's
money We're made for each other
New York Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17

Thin people should battle as often as
possible in warm water. Warm water
is absorbed by the skin more readily
than cold.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Unpleasant Criticism.

Mrs. De Style exhibiting picture)-
You know, my daughter paints from
nature. Critic-Far from it. it seems
New York Times.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17

The regard one shows economy is
like that we show an old aunt who is
to leave us something at last. -shen-
stone
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Cured of Running Sores.

Mr.. Julius Rees of Minneapolis says:
For years suffered from running sores in
the ears, caused by scarlet fever when was
years old. paid out hundreds of dollars
to doctors aud specialists in this and the old
sountry. Found no relief until | used bot
Hes OF Guiana and found myself cured
There has been no recurrence of the disease
tn i,an Mt M ,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
Cuban Chemical Co.
524 Boston Blk. Minneapolis.

tail or wholesale druggist, call or address the
above number, and your order will be
promptly filed.
We prepay freight on all orders of one dog
en- or more dollar bottles to any part of the
United States.
Putup in two sizes, at 50 cents and $100 per
bottle, or six large bottles for IS.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17
cutie Ofhand.

Standar-Did that deaf mute orator
make set speech? Doyle-No He
spoke ofhand. Cleveland Leader.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-05-17

y combination of Roots, Herbs, Barks
Gums and Baisams Of the islard of Cuba
scientifically prepared and blended for
the prevention and cure of disease
THIS medicine has been usrtt in various
forms by the CubAhs for hundreds of
years The native shrubs and vegeta.
bic life OF this tropical island are high
4y medicinal, nurtured and warmed by
a tropical sun and rlpened by soft sea
bree,es. They bring the health and in
vigol ating properties of the ocean TO
your very doors.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Change OF Time on The
Southern Railway.

On Friday, Decenber the follow
ng chsges in time of Southern Rail
way trains will become effective
No now leaving Louisville at
40 a. m. will depart at S 100 a. m.
No. now leaving Louisville at 3 so
p. m. will depart at 3 80 p. m.
No. 90 now leaving Louisville at
: % p, m. will depart at 7;45 p. ID.
No "a now leaving Lexington at
Gao a. IN. will depart ats 40 a. IN.
No. now leaving Lexington at
80 p. N. Will depart at 500 p. N
Corresponding changes will be made
at local stations and passengers intend
ing to use these trains should consult
ticket agents for complete lnforma
tion.
@. II. Hungerford, D. p A.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Meetings Largely Attended.

The meetings at the Baptist churcn
are continuing this week, with after
nron and evening services daily, as
during last week The meetings are
largely attended. Sunday evening every
pew was occupied and extra seats had
10 De provided. There have been a
number of conversions and much int
crest seems manifested in the meetings
Rev. J. Il Johnson, of Cox's Creek,
is delivering strong and earnest sermons
AT each service. Rev. Currie, of the
Methodist chuich, and members OF
other choirs are assisting Rev. Lewis
al ! Rev. Johnson for the success oi
the meetings.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Union Star Girl in Sad Plight.

The Louisville Bersld stated Sunday
that Miss Vina Banta, who is believ-
ed to be Miss Vina Bandy, of Union
Star, was stranded in Louisville Sat.
urdsy and forced to appeal to the
Women's Aid Society for succor. The
paper stated that she was in quest of
Walter O'Neal, relative said to be
IN the employe of the Big Four rail-
road, but failed to find him. The
Chensult correspondent of the News
states this week that Walter O'Nesl,
of Louisville, arrived there Sunday
to visit friends and relatives, but ii
is not known whether there is any
connection between the two men.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

and visiting Mrs. Thos Hardaway.
Mrs, r. H Roe, of IrvingJon, was
here Sunday attending church and was
the guest with the pastor Of Mrs
Blanford
John Cox has been sick several days
Mr.. Compton and daughter, Lena,
Mrs. Fletcher Blsnford will be a
guest at Fair Lawn for Thanksgiving.
E. 5. Foote, with a friend, of Owens
boro, Is spend ng a few days here
visiting relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. N. Jolly, of Sam
pie, who came to the burial Of J..
Beauchamp, remained few days TO
visit relatives.
Prof. Sherill, of Mlddletown, Ind. If.
who assisted in the meeting, remained
to give singing lessons.
Houser and Laura Stitn, Irene Cain,
Willie Cain and Elizabeth Foote are
all on the sick list.
Mrs. Alonzo Bennett has gone TO
High Plains to visit her sister.
Mrs. Larkin and nephew, OF Leitch-
field, are guests of Mrs. Kate jordan
Our protracted services closed Friday
night. Everybody agrees that every
sermon vas excellent. Nine persons
Joined the church Sunday. Two had
joined previously. 1t was great meet
ing and needs TO be continued in the
near future.
Nearly all the Masons OF our vicinity
assisted in the burial of Hardin Wilson
at hvington SUNDAY. The exercises
were admirably conducted, it is said,
with large crowd present.
Thos. ]. Jolly sold twenty ght
sheep to G.. W. Richardson last week
for $3.50.
Thos. Anderson, who has been liv-
ing on Mrs. Norton's, place has moved
TO town.
Golden Rod.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Blind Horse Safely Walks TreStIe.

A very remarkable thing happened
over On the Branch last Saturday, says
Chas Chamberlain Nothing ike ii
ever occurred before in the history of
1ailroading " he says "A blind horse
was on the track just below Mc0uady.
Ahead of him was a short trestle he
was going at a pretty good tTot and on
70 the trestle he went l stopped my
train and made sure | would have to
haul him off the trestle with two or
three legs broken, but, to my surprise,
he walked that tIesJle, hitting every
tie and got over without a malt Never
saw anything to beat it-even horse
with two good ewes. "
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Shoots at Negro in Cellar.

Mrs. jacob Weathe1hol had an ex-
citing experience Monday afternoon
with negro who entered the cellar
at her home In Esstland, probably
for the purpose of robbery. About 30
O'CLOCK she heard noise in the cellar.
Supposing a dog had been fastened up
she went into the cellar, and saw an
unknown negro hiding behind some
barrels. HurryiDg into the house she
secured a revolver and returned, 10
find the negro fleeing towards Eraize s
farm, in the rear of the house She
fired twice at him but neither shot
took effect.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
BEWLEYVILLE.

Mrs. Bette Helt is visiting Mrs. Ella
Com oton.
The w. f. NJ. $. held an interesting
meeting Saturday afternoon.
Messrs. Harry Bell and Sam Garden,
of Custom, were here Sunday attending
church.
left Saturday for Clifton Mills, to visit
his mother.
Miss Lulu Nunnelley is the guest -sot
Mrs. g. A. Foote.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frakes, of Irvington,
were here Sunday attending church
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

TOBACCO buyers the field and taking the pretty freely
at ST. 81 and - for dark and hurley When
you take into consideration the crop this year is little
less than half what last year the prices proportion
the output In 1904 this county according the
raised jdG03S1 pounds of tobacco The the crop for
1905 to be 800 pounds little less than half The
last at about the figures this year. CROP Do
our farmers realize the shortage do they pay any
statistics In Davies and Hancock counties buyers are takng the
they at s. s. and 81 They claim prices being
paid break the pool but It's crop and they want the
tobacco
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

aside old fight will have to be gone involving big
of expense and trouble with certainty to the results
If the Republicans had clean hands themselves they might have
It's weLknown fact that money and whskey
both sides the only difference being that the
Democrats BOTH with expert handlers The cleo
ton was rotten one from This degns
deny thing that of the will
people the of and open their eyes the
crimes committed the leaders both parties.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Death of Miss SalIie Withers.

Miss Sallle Withers the only daugh-
ter of Mr. and Mrs Jas Withers, OF
Kirk, died Sunday night at 12 o'clock.
She was taken i'll several weeks ago
and complication followed. Miss
Withers was about eighteen years of
age. The funeral was held Monday
afternoon, the interment being at Me-
Quady.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

JUST think of the thousand, of Russians who will celebrate their
Thanksgiving by sitting ,nowblrk surveying the ruins Of their
homes the Of their families, and giving thanks that they
alive
IsI,roBr am utdate electric light plant built by home
and by him. Mr. j. c. Emmick is the builder and the
owner lie understands machinery and electricity and does all the
work himself and ueny his plant is very small
pen,e His plant paying him from the We ought 70 have
Emnici n CoycIort.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

As oNG have elections and the nomination of candidates
who choice machine bosses who dictate the
nominations regardless of the free will Of the people, long will
nave corrupt ballot There only way destroy power
the political machine and provide elections that actually
pe the will the people that through direct nomna-
tons whereby the of the several parties enabled themselves
to select their candidates The the present evil power
Of the bo,,e, % dictate nominations.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
HENDERSON ROUTE NOTES,

One way second class colonist tickets
to South and Southeast; first and third
tuesdays each month at reduced rates.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
New Postmaster.

Kate Hook mas been appointed post
master ar Tarfork, vice L. c. Taul,
resigned
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Christmas and New Year, HoIida y 5.

For these holidays, rate of one and
one third fare for the round trip be
tween local points will be made with a
minimum of 80 cents. Date of sale, Dec.
22-23-24 25- 3O-3l and January l, good
returning JaruaIy 4.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

NEITHER Democrats Republicans deny the fact that
boz and sold in the election. There law bribery
elections and the VINO sells subject
forcen of thai law These will all be brought light in
the pending contest The thing do
the y parties This the only way stop this
bribery i'm elections If had Folk in this county with the
courage of his conviction, would have decent elections.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
and
Jackets.

On account of mild weather we have on
hand yet fine selection of heavy Dress
Goods, Ladies Fine CIOakS and Jackets,
which we shall dispose of at great sac
rifiCe. Original price will not be COnSid
cred. Every garment must go regardless
of cost. II will pay you to get in first
in this sale.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

FoH,y1LE people are in high gee the prospects Of
railroad coming into that They y the line has been located
Dundee VIII Deans Hines miand the surveyors
surveying three from that place Fordye And
from Fordvie will come to Coyerpor it way
will be thankful no vel he thankful for those who have
railroad
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

The election county seems to be exciting
very little comment by either party concerned Republicans
general thing taking much in The conserva-
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29
Thanksgiving Rates, Nov. 80.

For ThanKsgi wing, rate of one and
third fare for the round trip be-
tween local points, minimum % cents,
will be made on Nov. 20 and 30, good
to return Dec. 4.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

Special homeseekers' excursions TO
the Southwest Nov. al and Dec. IS and
19.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

Northern. citizen of Harmed, will celebrate hi
nnyth THANKSGIVING little deept but seemingly good for the
century mark. He j. probably the Oldest the county.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

The Armours corneed turkey market in Kentucky and
prices up 80 pound in the east 1t is Just
little matter OF $4,000 the Armours.
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

H you can't have turkey, have chicken not chicken then
you fall down these then after the bacon and be
thankful
The Breckenridge news., 1905-11-29

Homeseekers Excursions to all points
to which homeseekers' rates apply.