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The Washington times., 1905-03-07
PERSONAL.

WAGONS FURNISHED FOR MOVING:
largest wagons In city; So per load. d. C.
EXPRESS, iii 7th st Phone North 21S6-M.
mh5-3ot
business medium; best in the city. Advice,
soc and 81. mh7-15s
SPECIAL NOTICE.
Rubber tires put on baby carriages and go
Hartford Tire. put on, from sl45 up vuI-
canizing. Soc: extra charge OF cementing
On Sew tres Tsr Ss Ssg lroa. pas hee m Z ycs &C. Rt sad I'd
on easy payments Highest price paid for
sSeG.IsII''.a., 7TH AND L CYCLE REPAIR n. ".
TTiiI7-30t
LOOK! the working man is always on the
look, and most OF them look our way when
at saving prices. Call at JGSTHS OLD
STAND. SIS ID. uih6-7t
PERSONAL = Christian young man; Prot
estant: devoted. affectfonase wife and chill
dren, all girls but one: old English descent;
quiet, sweet home. needs $40. 900 cash 10 buy
model home, city 10000 and invest in his
! business: desires acquaintance lady of means
who would furnish him the amount of funds.
become member for life OF his family, share
their interests. welfare. affection love, just
L.. Beg $50. Greensboro, n. c. mh5-lGt
zARRA,s HINDoo CAMP-Card and palrn
readings, 25c and SOC; gives luck; removes
spells $40 9th ST. nv. mhs-3t
WOULD LIKE to correspond with nice.
young Washington girl: object, matrimony.
JOHN IiANLEY, 127 E. 1880 st, New York
City NJ Y Tnh5-3t
ORIGINAL GYPSY PIANIST, s1s E st. NV
10 cents: second floor; no sign; open Sunday.
mh5.6.5.s
NINE DAVIS, BORN CLAIRYOYANT AND
CARD READER. I22s 18th 81. nv. fe2s BOT
HAVE YOUR HAND READ BY NINE. RITA.
the worlds greatest pair1st and astrologist,
noe holding receptions at 723 sth st.
Fee, 25c and SOC. fel3-30t
PROF. EDWARD. Gard Reader and PalTnist,
1916 Princess St, Alexandria, Va fe11-30t
PRIV HrE PARTY WILL LOAN you MONEY
ON your FURNITURE. PIANO, ORGAN, etc.
/ viii call. Address BOX 1900, this Of
| fee. au26-tf
DIVORCE-An communications strictly con-
ndenttai, Address LOCK BOX 1885, Wash
/ ington, D. c. feS-s0t
| NEWEST STYLES in mems clothing. fur
nishings, and hats. Reasonable prices. Prtvi-
| ieges of charging purchase. j. & W. ELSE
| MAN, 215 9Th st. NV de23-tf
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MISCELLANEOUS.

FOR SAI.E-IneuguraI souvenir St. Bernard
puppies. SIS and $20.s1I G St sw. mh6 3t
MRS H M NOLAN, Of 2l0 d st NV, will
hold religious service every Sunday and
Thursday night at pm. Spirit messages
given. mh5-3t
IT SAVES wOMENS LIvEs-The 1900
Washer. D. CRARY, P. o. Box Isl. fe2a-10t
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FOREIGN MAILS.

WASHINGTON. d. G., PosTOFFICE-No-
TIcE-FOREIGN MAILS
Should be read daily, changes may oc-
cur at any time.
FOREIGN MAILS are dispatched 20 the
ports of sailing daily. and the schedule of
ciosings is arranged on the presumption OF
their uninterrupted overland transit For the
week ending March Il, 1905, the last con-
Meeting closes will be made from the MAIN
OFFICE as follows:
transatlantic Mails.
TUEsDAY-fa1 AT 7:1s pm. for EUROPE,
per s.s. Teutonic, from New York, via
Queenstown and Liverpool.
tc) At HAS pm. for NETHERLANDS di
rect per SIS 3otterdam. from New York
tel At 1t:4s pm fe2- ITALY direct. per SIS
Lonbardis. from New York. Mail must be
directed Per SIS. Lombardis,"
gEDMBsnAY- sI,sxl DAY g1 9 - A., Io;so PM for
PORTUGAL. TURKEY, EGYPT, GREECE.
amt BRITISH INDIA, Per Sc. La Lorraine,
from New Yor, via Havre- Mail for other
parts OF EUROPE must be directed Per s.s.
La Lorraine
FRIDAY-(b) At 2:so pm for AZORES
ISLANDS. per SIS. Romantic, from Boston.
(ar AT 7:1s pm for IRELAND. per IS.
Mail for other parts of EUROPE must be
(a) At T:I5 pm. for EUROPE. per ss. st.
Paul, from New York, VIA Plymouth and
(el At ii:45 pm fer BELGIUM PARCELS
POST MAILS. per IS. Iceland. from Nets
York Regular mail for BELGIUM must be
directed Per SIS iceland -
fc) At II As pm. for ITALY direct, per
a.s. Koeaigin Luis-. from New York. Mali
must be directed Per SIS. Koenigin Luise.' :.
tc1 ~ 1i:4s pm. for SCOTLAND direct, Per per
s.s. Astoria, from New York. Mail n1ust be
cd G
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LOANS on STOCKS. BONDS. REAL Es-
TATE Trusts, Bldg. and Loan Assn Shares.
Syndicate Certifs. Warehouse Receipts, LIFE
INSURANCE POLICIES, etc Reasonable
rates Square dealing. 40-42 Metzerott Bldg,
111o F st NV. Phone 517. c. A. BAKER.
Broker and Fiscal Agent se24-tf
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BUSINESS CHANCES.

SALOON. Frederick, Md; best stand In
city DUGAN. S17 Louisiana ave. mhI-3t
ROAD HOUSE, close TO washington; sell at
your own price. DUGAN, 617 Louisiana ave
mh7-3t
WHOLESALE LIQUOR and grocery; good
corner, Northwest DUGAN, 6f Louisiana
ave. mh7-3t
SALOON, Southwest; finest corner. cheap.
DUGAN. 617 Louisiana ave. mh7-St
LUNCH ROOM, center city; snap, $3.50. DU-
GAN. e17 Louisiana eve mhT-3t
FOR SALE-At once. barber shop outfit,
cheap 4S1 9th st. mh7-3t
$500 BUYS half interest in office business
established 10 years. real estate and COM
missions. DUNLOP, 629 st. mh7-3t
near G st. NV; filled with good paying, per
manent roomers; snap. DUNLOP. 62S F st,
nlh7-3t
FINE SELECTION of corner groceries, lunch
rooms, and other good business propositions,
at bargains DUNLOP, 629 F st. mh7-3t
GOOD PRINTING. by a man that knows
how; best quality for least money; 16 years
practical experience; 1000 business cards.
Sl-oo; 90 visiting cards, 25c- HAYS. sos l. NV.
mh7-30t
FOR RENT-Large room, one square from
Pennsylvania ave. NV; for lunch room any
knd thIH tsa business; cheap rent Address Box A.
FOR sALE-Stoek and fixtures of fruit and
candy store for si2s; fixtures worth sf00; no
q 81.
hlhI-ot
FOR SALE-A grocery and meat market;
good stand; cheap rent. 1922 1st st. NV.
mh7-3t
RooMING HOUSE. 81 rooms; steam heat; al
ways full with permanent tenants; cheap at
S5,eo0, as business investment $3.50
monthly guaranteed or so per cent price
asked. TOWER COMPANY, Gil 7th St
FAMILY HOTELS rooms: worth 50, oo0;
s2,s0g buys it; splendid chance for right party;
best location in Washington. TOWER COM
PANY, GIL 9Th st t.w mhs9t
ROOMING house full of people, clearing $50;
BUSINESS BROKERS, Gil F. mh6-st
CIGAR sTORE-Daiiy sales ss6: downtown
location; guaranteed clear s1eo month over
expenses: price $500 or invoice. NEW YORK
BUSINESS BROKERS, GIL F. mhe-3t
PRINTING office; central location: up-to-date
presses: clearing $4,000 year; owner has other
business: will sell for 81, 200; terms. NEW
YORK BUSINESS BROKERS. Gil F. mhs-at
$500 takes grocery; good Locations worth $500:
see it. NEW YORK BUSINESS BROKERS,
til f. nlfe-3t
DAIRY LUNCH-Daily sales $50: making
money; viii sell cheap: leaving city. NEW
YORK BUSINESS BROKERS. s11 F.
mhs-st
FOR sALE-Nice dining room in northwest;
very central; very cheap If sold at once;
owner has other business. Address BOX %
this office. mh6-3t
S-AlOCN AND ttESIA OtSANTi greatest bar
gain in city; fine location. CAPITAL BUSI-
NESS EXCHANGE, Atlantic Building.
mh5-3t
LUNCH ROOMS, $3.50 to 81 1000: saloons and
hotels, $4,000 upward CAPITAL BUSINESS
EXCHANGE. Atlantic Building. mh5-st
| wANTED-A partner with $500 or 5000 for
steam merry o-found and patented swings
at a good summer resort, or will sell same !;
reason for selling, other business Owner
can be seen. 124s Tth ST. NV. mhl.7t
FOR SALE-A good, paying dairy business
Apply C. HURLEY. 140o H ST. ne. fe2s- st
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BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD
EVERY HOUR ON THE HoUp.
To Baltimore With Pullman Service

EVERY HOUR ON THE H0UP.
To Baltimore With Pullman Service.
Week days, 2:57. 500. e:s0. ZOO, 7:2o 500,
s:S3. 500. $50, 1900. 11:oo, a. m; II isoon
$50. e:oo $50, TOO. 500. 1000. II :so IL :as
p.
Sundays, PSI. 700, 7:zo. s:ss 800 II 90.
a. M: loo. i:15. 800 3:s0. 5;00 $3.50. 6 80,
500. io;oo u:s0, al:S5 p. m.
WESTWARD.
CHICAGO and NORTHWEST. .1f:eo a. m.
s5 30 p.
CINCINNATI ST. LOUIS. and LOUIS
PITTSBURG and CLEVELAND al .oo a
m, .e:15 r m, and s12;ze night.
COLUMBUS, $5 80 p. M
WHEELING. *i0:05 a. m, $3.50 D. M
WINCHESTER, s's;35 a m. *s4 :o5, $3.50 D.
ANNAPOLIS. week days 500. s:as a. m
12 ;05 noon, 4:45. 500 p. Sundays s:35 r.
m. $50 and 1000 p. m
FREDERICK, *t8:35, sss9l5 s.-fo:o5. s.ft .oo
a m. E+'l Ia, .+4:e5. s.5:35 D. m. ''
HAGERSToWN. *'10:05 q. III. AMI s.5 :o0
p, m
s..l IL, 800, +.5:S5, ...io:I5, 30 D, m
GAITHERSBURG and way points, esq AZ
*sse l5 a. M %s12 co. .+sI f5 "s3 30 .5 ;o5 s.s AZ
+ss 30, s*sT .55. -s-ie:15, .si1 80 D. IN.
WASHINGTON JUNCTION and way points
s>s:35, ss*9.'5 a m. s@'1:15. $500, ss5 go D. m
sDaily. ssExcept Sunday. *ssSunday only.
Baggage called for and checked from hotels
and residences by Union Transfer Co. on or
ders left at ticket Offices. eI9 Pennsylvania
ave. NV, New York ave and 18th St, and al
station.
s b. HEGE. District Passenger Agent.
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WAGONS FURNISHED FOR MOVING:
largest wagons in city; So per load d. C.
EXPRESS, It'll 7th st Phone North 2IS6-M.
The Washington times., 1905-03-07

MRS HENKLE, II 4th st Sc. Clairvoyant
soc and 81 mh7-15s
The Washington times., 1905-03-07

At 7:ls pm. for BRAZIL
sr SIS Syracuse from New York, via Rio
aneiro and Santos. Mail for NORTHERN
RAzIT., ARGENTINE. URUGUAY, and
ARaGUAy must be directed Per SIS
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-06
What The Market Affords.

ARINA is excellent preparation of wheat in form
/ generally acceptable to delicate stomachs, It is
equally acceptable those who do need consider
fully what they ought to eat, for it valuable and at
tractive article Of food Many do not know it, but is
practically Identical with popular brand Of breakfast food
manufactured in Minneapolis but is cheaper and equally
satisfactory to buy the article under the Of farina,
which sells for 5 cents pound.
The other day my groceryman gave valuable cook
ing tip. He asked if used plain boiled farina
a dessert. His recommendation to it hot covered
with raspberry syrup It is quite good he said and
very cheap. It pleases children and very wholesome
Any fruit syrup Of the plain canned fruit would
equally well. To make plain farna add table
spoonful Of salt to quart Of water milk, sf slowly
enough farina to make Cruel Stir and boil slowly for
thirty minutes.
There is excellent custard that may be made Of
either farna rice -four. It calls for quart Of milk six
tablespoonfuls Of rice -four farna two-thirds Of
cup Of sugar. four eggs and teaspoonfu Of vanilla.
Moisten the flour farna with ttle cold milk place
in the of the milk which has been brought to boil in
double boer beat the and sugar together very light
add to the mixture and cook one minute longer Add
vanilla just before pouring into cups COOL This will
make eight cups Serve cold with cream sauce.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-06
MONKEYS AT PLAY.

lNT OTHING is instructive said John Lover, the
! y Zoo keeper ethan to watch young monkeys at
play These interesting creatures investigate everything with
Unsuitable curiosity. =. =E..
II had in India young monkey that learned to put
the key the lock- and unlock the chain that fastened it
pole Near this monkey there always lay brush with
handle that unscrewed In time the monkey learned
the handle, and then to it in again.
IA friend of mine in Kensngon hada monkey that he
kept chained just of reach Of the hearth fire. This
monkey learned to tear strips from newspapers roll them
into long tapers and light them in the flames - r.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-06
AN ASTRONOMICAL. OBSERVATION.

AMATEUR astronomer looked up at the white stars
IL that gIittered in the cold January sky
t1Hows small and Intellectual = he said s the stars make
lis feel Light travels thousands Of miles second and
yet there whose light requires 900 years reach
us Four thousand yea1s How far away them those stars
must be-
esThe light OF the reaches in second. Tho
sunlight reaches in eight minutes The light Of Jupiter
requires ytwo minutes that Of Uranus two hours, to
strike the earth.
And there twink1ng steadily is of the tenth
aude world vaster by far than ours, whose beams
tras 4tO wears the Unreasonable of horrible
cold ether before they meet gaze.
This makes feel small and trivial, doesn' t it e.
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81 AM 4e, MELISSA, AND t. NE
~ A. HoME,'' llq.-.T:,-

" ANA NEVER HAD InaC WOud. SatlSIy
$50 54z AemE s7*5*' me- 2 he said presently.
seNo9''%tz zz%<z# ~ II =*<
r@SsstWith certain woman. y
t'And how about your scomfors-yo1lr peace?"
EsIswould have than comfort would have
bliss - 80
t'You couldn't discharge your wife, you know, if she
displeased you. s-z
81 would never want to-, said Gster.
You would have to dine at home always. If you went
out at any unusual hour you would be ques
tioned.'' - 7=
81 would never go out. AS for dining at home-oh,
what word that is-hone am 48, Melissa and
had home. You've got to make for That's what
came here to say
stBut suppose you wanted to relax with little ro-
Suppose your mood demanded variety Of compan
ionship and you were limited
stOh!,' cried Gister. You the universal encyclo-
pedia philosophy and and all knowledge the cpl
tome of your sex, the
ssStop' commanded the widow with her hands to her
ears II believe you right about being idiots
who thought Of marrying But-1-wel prefer you
idiot''-Chcago News.
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BASEBALL

Jesse Tannehill has written to President Tay-
lor that he will sign Boston American contract
for next season.
Joe Corbett will not play in the east this
season. Corbett is about to embark in the hat
business in San Francisco. This will not keep
him, however, from playing ball in San Fran
cisco.
1t is not certain that there will be smooth sail
ing at the meeting of the national commission
in Cincinnati next week, when the mater of the
new classification of minor leagues will come
up for adoption and addition to the national
agreement. yf
President Ban Johnson is expected to go to the
national commission with the view Of fighting
against granting the minor league. demands. and
with President PHllianl INSTRUCTED the other way.
an interesting fight will sdeyeloP; With August
will pass OF Kill the minors. project
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Cwry0s and Oddities. :.
" Ills passing sfrsng1lH
Wells AND EYESIGHT.
g Ills passing sfrsnge!"

ST HAVE been experimenting veis effect on the
l sight," said physician ~ find that it is a bad
effect when the sight in especially strong and there
fore going to article in favor Of the abolition
of the veil. s.1@.z .#.s..J.
include my article helpful hints to the vain wearers OF
the veil shall tell these ladies what kind Of wells will IN
jure their eyes least. @s.~. %<
The least Objectionable veil is without dots, sprays,
figures It's meshes large and REGULAR made OF single,
compact threads. ..A..
plain veil with meshes made of double threads
is the next harmful one. ....z.<:
''Then comes the figured vel-the veil with dots and
diamonds and other ornamentaton upon it. This veil is
very bad indeed Tho my wife and daughter have good
sight, would never under circumstances permit them
to this veil.'' ..-ss =: X i $50
THE PERIL OF WHIsTLlNG.oups, luaI oe
ttHE lady whistler has gone Colorado said the song
and dance sadly ''She has Joined camp Of
'lungers eastward Of Pixies Peak. ....~... +.
II told her when met her that if she wanted to live
she had better give up whstng told her how had
Selma the Song Bird and Warbng Jarvis Harvey carried
off, But she said she ddn believe whistng dangerous
She said she poor and had to her living anyway
All right,' said l. II give you four years No more
''That in 1900 The poor girl had her first hem
orrhage in 1902 She gave up professional whsng then,
but it was too late. ..>
.r II don't know why it is that whstng causes con-
sumption 1t always does tho. Glass blowing ca,ses
sumption, too. guess glass blowing and professional
whstlng must be good deal alike
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U.s.
pretend like it. have had them growing over me,
event.
Mrs Nistrin laughed Mrs Nstrin widow and
very clever entertaining Gister used rather to
enjoy the evenings he spent at her house.
'sWhat could gain by marryingg'' continued Glster
addressing the widow. 81 have my apartments where
disturbed by any Of the usual domestic nuisances
child would be allowed in the building for any
sideraton on earth My housekeeper puts everything
for me while downown-sees to linen, does
what necessary mending there is to do, and man at
tends to the rest. IF dine at home make
lection the cafe and have it sent on dumb
waiter in my service and Sgmund IT. 1t want
to dine out have my choice of fewer than eight decent
places in this city. I have comfort have peace.
HtWhat q very fortunate you are said Mrs. MIS-
trim.
ttDon't you think that I would show very doubtful
Judgment to change this for the joys of matrimony?"
II think you would be very foolish indeed, said Mrs.
Nstrin y@&&~
'.Not that am insensble to the charms of your fascn
ating SEX continued Gster IT think show that best by
remaining single IF married might be denied the
nesmabe privilege Of calling upon you, for nstance-my
wife might not like it. -. =* "+@': ,:..",
t.Thats true murmured Mrs. Nistrn, 'tshe might
'sThen wouldn't I be an idiot to want to marry?"
'Between you and me, said the widow ~ think you
would
Last Mrs. Nistrn decided that she would close
her house and go California She gave very little
party before she vent which Gister attended He
observed to Of the there that it almost pity
Mrs Nistrn going away She would be distinct loss
Three later happened to be in California
business. Of course it only decency to call upon
Mrs Nsrn while he there She greatly surprised
to seehi but dspleased-if Gster could judge. She
dressed becomingly Gster noticed in something
pink II -- @-' -
He did not tell her that business had brought him. On
consideration that sounded rather shopwor He said: lit
seemed rather dull and cold in Chcago-afer you left
I heard the weather had been rather disagreeabe"
she saidy with queer look. - - - - :" -"
1:Jal,4 In
.'That's the beauty Of bachelor freedom" said the
widow. cftNow, if you had been married.
W II should have stayed at home and thought myself
lucky, he said IT don't think had full grasp Of that
subject n inclined to alter my views-in fact have
| altered them.D = ~. r.. i: - IT,. .,=.
..Wel' said Mrs Nistrn, 'there is something to be
said on both sides Of think that great
Of domestic unappiness is the failure the part Of
red people realize that whatever confessions made
there be only real head to the famy-ony one
decisive voice The usually thinks that voice should b.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-06
YACHTING

Bringing the news that Sir Thomas Upton is
looking for a new designer to build another
Shamrock to compete for the Americas cup Sir
Thomas Dewar, Mp. arrived in New York yes
terday on the Graf-Waldersee.
Sir Thomas comes to attend the Florida auto
mobile races of which he has been appointed hon
orary referee At the pier he said
II dried with Sir Thomas Upton shortly before
Isailed and asked him what about that Ameri
cas- cup. Well. he said he was looking for
new designer. now that Watson was dead, and
that he bad not yet given mp hope of bringing the
cup hack across the Atlantic.
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BOXING

experiences nsS r recentIy Bob Fitzsimmo3s said: 80
Jeffries. in my opinion, is the greatest fighter in
the world and the best man As IL, for tine
seienee don't tof ike cerSstt did but
You have to give. the devil his dues. so will
put Cdrl,ett down as the cleverest man 1 ever
1ssThe greatest slugger. ], ever fought was Tom
sharkey. There is a fellow, who Just missed
the opposite to Corbett. 1t was his habit TO
come in slamming. ] don't think he ever knew
Beeved that eou gSPbs Beat 5ee be
to ME and forced the fighting like Sharkey did
when R,a he in gt his prime had with b,
was with Dunkhorst. l hi the hardest blow |
@ on an 5 na hen woksd ss
shift on him. landing the left hand in the
stomach with such great force that my hand
sunk deep into his abdomen. 1t was some time
before he recovered -
Z have good recollection Of all my fights
ne aa %aops that
esa tn One was punch tba handed out sb
battle at Frisco. have always considered
Choynski one of the hardest hitters in the ring
He alis me the hardest blow I ever received on
'..i IA other wallop Jeffries landed was in
up from a position at his side and / had pre-
pared to block it. But this time he raised his
hand high above his head and making some
what of circle he brought his hand UP into
my stomach. It terrific blow. / lay on
the floor trying to get up. but my limbs refused
to support me.
..It was the solar plexus blow that won me
! the championship and l don't believe Ienries
really knew what he was doing when he LET
go the blow
Before the Lancaster. Pa, Athletic club last
night Fred Douglass of Savannah. beat Jack
! Clancy of San Francisco, welterweight champion
of England closing up one of his eyes in the
fourth round and having him groggy in the sixth
| and last round
I The matchh between Joe Cans and Jimmy
Gardner. scheduled 20 take place in San Fran
cisco Jan. q, has been declared off. Gardner
| wired his refusal to appear, saying he fight
on In Denver IN the 25th.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-06

J. L. Garland of the Tasmo and Nicollet clubs
rolled another perfect yesterday. which
gives him total of eight 300 SCORES for the past
three seasons. Three of these perfect scores
were made this season. No other bowler in the
city has approached the record, and few .bowlers
in the country are known to have as many 300
scores to their credit for such a, short time
Garland leads the individual average men in the
Eighth Ward league. and is also we'll toward the
top in the Minneapolis league.
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n Bnchel0rs S. Freedom.

sTER had always declared that a
man was foolish to marry. He
gave the usual selfish bachelor rea-
sons namely, that a man who
married sacrificed his comfort, re-
signed his independence, increased
his responsibilities and took long
chances on unhappiness: into the
bargain. His observation had con-
WINGED him that nine men out of.
ten who married were unhappy.
sThey put the best face on it that,
they can, Of course" he said to.
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IT WOULD BE CONVENIENT.
ESCAPED IN TIME.

TITLE Raymond years old, at every opportunity at
l. tended the Saturday afternoon childrens mainees
The last play he attended tThe Johnsown Flood
Deeply interested he sat thru three acts at the conclusion
which the modern Paul Revere, mounted upon horse
galoped down the Conemaugh valley, warning the endan
gered people take to the hills the oncomng flood
from the broken reservoir.
Without moments hesitation, little Raymond arose
from his seat and hurried home
''Why, Raymond, said his mother, the matinee can't
be over yet; it's only o'clock! y $780,
1Wel, mama' the youngser explained, the next act
the flood, and knew if stayed I'd be drowned!'
WHERE IGNORANCE WOULD HAVE BEEN BLISS.
"a S HE came toward her down the hill, his great dog
Cesar ambng at his side she the friend Of his parents
said herself that she had beheld gracious,
lovable. a child
He held out his hand he approached, discosnga bait
tered chocolate This he aeconatey pressed upon
her
Thinking to please him.; she proceeded ITO When
she had finished Did you like it, he asked earnestly
s Very mucl'' She answered. smiling
We'll, he said slowly, m glad liked itbecase
Eesar. didn IT,
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his The woman now
aoays fails to realize
this as perhaps she
should.'' 49,.
~ "You've hit it ex-
-actly," said Gister.
90 rI'm one Of those
Z women said Mrs.
Nistrin. ''I' IN used to
having my way, and L
intend to have it al
ways. My husband, if
ever I married again,
could have the man
agement Of his bust
ness, and that would
have to satisfy him.
GisterE coughed be-
hind his hand and was
silent for a moment. ;