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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

Der Kdmpi I'm SIs Olisin If fur
NIIe bart senaa, aber speImaI 10
idrer Iur benieniseu, peld)er irant
nno in &erSwrliluua 1T. 5orni's
Nliten'rduter' 'SIuibeleber pibt bem
aran'en neue QOiinuua-nadj elm.
ta9liter Sehanoluna. aeine Gpo'
tbefer DteoiSiu- lIOteiie: gr. Yeter
Nnhrnep, ll2-ll4 20. SOpne Woe,
Chicago, III.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28
,fd:nleu III perfduftn.

Shilne Sountp hat bic belten ginoereien
I'M sidate uno Die 3ahi Der 7suiidlen od.
,eIblt Oermeb't 'idl BON Sdhr Su 3abr. Die
't"d'tommen Der niten anleoIer dieheu fort
ooer il Die Stiote. lno mir uerlnitela ben
NGrtdui ihrer Enrmeu.
sutr blben quite Tnrmen ir aGcn lbeilen
oes Sounm'e iu uertauien, oosr inoen 5ar.
men 'ur Rduier in irssuo eineu Sheil beS
Sounine mie uno no lie es piinIdlen, in
ale" SroBen nno 6u mdRgeu preiIe.
>dlulen uno airtIen eoer Relationship.
tuua i'll allen SheHen oes Sounms. cteusr
bic nieoriaiten I'M Stddte.
Snr weiiere auStuRit id,reibt ooer usnSet
oud IN oeuiD ODER snsliIdl an
Gb Sros,
yItile Rod, lRo.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

0,ad,raI au smma etaL ssrOIbm am
~ ~. lall lSh
IN Der iionn.g SuS,nobiutt.
MITE [in Der Suo OGetr
p,,ttgol mar IrIu 3Imuths
lI,u aRb Shti lidI Ssiu SlHu.
4gt Der mar rittu JrtnH0tslSbt
yiapmit ~ letil au ifTtgo uao StAtTS
Yts 0It dUs BEN Wtltl tIltR
SuslupstH hlumtwlr,s
JIAbs bHrh Die YHit uIThGlltn
Iuupi etJ 6isdtu J 'osniIIns,
IN hts &IaosS ltIi,S S1sbtu
Yithit no nat 3TubS ilEJ
ais be jttunbt al tm RtrIt
2tnttu plt IaT I,Vltu sab,
S,lltrtt dut hlntm SdTIt
HlRmtniIurl Nbt uus 81,
Sun 10 rutt ptnu IN tSTs0ta.
Iunt AbuunI ~ tr'Hni,
limb btIH teltI Vtln gtinlsha.
(u btT pumllO Strl rslb.
l,sat, teu im NtIh Der irpmm.H.
4tli blt luoelR pGnb III pdnb
u tt Icli. 0Is mr. aun iommSn,
Stnn juuI p'gsa Vattraao.
SIWbmtl pgd bNAtg JrtuneM,
ARHa SatrpW.
Si0lpt. Dip.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28
1m amsrifunii tM Os iihtrun3s
wtitu
rumurt es an alien 9ttn uno @noen.

rumurt es an alien @ten uno Gnoen.
ylodl Iinb Die @r9ebnlhe Der
ga ,ilable" llateriuhuna nbt in
ibrer uol(en lca9lueite in ) Tult ae'
orungen, oa ueroeu audi lben 9e0en
bic ,uei anberen QrOBen GebensUer'
iib.ranasatiellih,iIea Il iAuere Aa'
tla8en erboben.
q SeSua aai Die NM 91rt 9'It"
sulr blnoelt eS il uor'oaTI3 nur
vi, mebr ooer mlnoer ountIe Serub'
te.
@t9cn bic rWtutuat" onaeaen tre:s
en- ole Nntlaaen bereitS in Die BIS
itimmteiten HOrm aul.
4, Der Oiatuat" - itreibt 3. y.
bas Sra Wlanjine. uno anae)eDere
Neu y)rter uuo GbicaBo'er 3eitunp'
en- bruden es ab - rb0. olelelbe
,udlidtloie SeridWerouu8sludlt 0e
berrIbt, w,e in Der GQlitabIe. Hlud)
ibre Y,amten baben, eenau mie biz
Der tsolitable, mittels ieIbit8eariln'
better iduiuoel : Gompaanien otm
@:ieee elm gum Sbloen Der Eolicen'
inbaber, betriiaeriSher ErattIttn
iduloia aemabt uno 9inoerital'en'
be ueri1 uenbet. 9'uioeuten cabs
ibun lanse iosuiuatn feline mebr.
Gageern baben ole NeunIten osr
ytew YJrter pluptaelbaItshslle MS
lein iabrlitb niht penigsr als 81,
0OO,O0O an Sebaltern besoAen; ba'
ben 1904 auBsroem bic enOrms Sum'
me uOn 81, ,l34 1884 iir 'aan'iih un'
cuntrollirbare 8olten naouertilina,
printing. itatiOnerp, pOIta5e, inclOen'
tals") uerpust uuo ilberoies 1854
2j5 sieriscn &:htsuerorehern Ill'
,leaal aouice" in ben HadIn aeWor
len"
gBas oaS Sruuoeiaentbum DC
rWutuat" anbetriift, iu bebaup'er
ytem YJrter &sal gtate llaenttl
glnS uiien, oaB oaSlelSe, o5uobl ii
ben Bubern aui mebr als "a 0liI
llunen beuerthet, IN Nabrbeit teiru
10 MiGionen brln9en waroe!-
2as iino NA6ne SeihIAten, ur
MN oari Iit nidt tuunbern, oab oi
Ereiie unter bent Ginorud oerielbel
INNER eneraiiher aui cine llateriu
dung Der Mutual" ourA Die itla
liAe neutrality-suspicious. orluat
CAB oieIe llnteriubang ltattilnoe
uno lid audi aui bic w. y Gife
uno euentueG nod aui etlide anoe,
Yerlideruussseieaiha eritretc
miro, 1T iebr ruabriheinlih.
RaS babel berausiummen mirt
Corruption uno @efant! DIS 6.
brelultat aber wiro lem, oab oIS ii
be Yublitunl init 10 arObem DtBtrdI
en- seeen aIIe beitebenoen Serlit
runssseiellitaften erflut wiro, ot
oas eanse Stibait emiiuoIid ouour
leioet.
Den 8ea sur &siOrm bat in cine
daraiterIitiiden Snteluicw Del bra
Sruper Gteuelano 9ewieIen. eIb
uorIdufl mia's ibm teirer CLAUDE
OnB audi I'M 9Oaarlauoe beS So
siafteu Sabrbunoerts ebrliH imm
nod am ldneiien luabrt.
ga luirb nidjt btier luer0en II
benz Yerii heruuasaeidait, uie II
benz @eidiit i'm aaBem,inen, iotau
bic @rSieSune uuirer 5usenb II
Der sanSe amerituaiihe SOItsdar
ter oes iosnleu 9ebalteS un0
frOmmen Sitte entbebrt.
glmerita
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

GbamtrI1ins Puittu lllt>i''m
GieS rit eiue NieolSin bon aruBru
lEsrtc uno &eroienlt. Seriucben Stc
bieielbe, penu Sic BON elmer Grtnl.
tuna ootr QnIteu beimaeiubt werbtn
uno Gle ueroen 9emiB NIT BET Nbnel'
len &GIie, Die oieielbe Sbnen &C..
wnbrt, Sulrieoeu lem. Sic lit arae-
nebm 81 uebMen, uuo man tanu iih
iIlner aui o&ielbe uerlalien. 3unI
%ertaui bel gsalter BROS.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28
Neue An;ellen.
N3adrut iu uu,tu sdtGEtt SIitH uab pluntr
~ SnianRA y Ltbt. AtrNLblA b:a u. Alll

n l}adlrut au uu,trt sulsEu Sliin aae pluttr
~ SHtaHEG SItbt g'r0Ebs9 e:a IA. lMt
i9'a
VI Wlt itlil 'tllilt II
5tld mluttm ,nRtR7 Stluo.
uHb iugi .tuE ba III lgRtr NHo,
TttasS rt'lIaoS cISo
SGlH y;ttsu Dat 9!t ttsI ItnGtt
gyu GlsT AuSit uuh 4sin.
Gem ltRtIb 9teu. o. ~ uolhuat.
SlS NrBt I & luhlin TN
CtrLla bdctr ipig TIT stlttst.
SEiu Ssh tAi INA fo thT tSirab'
lI6 Ga. Dir toantnA Mot UtTn,aH
tab IL ueu ben Gt,utu. he Iu ~ lshT stiIstt
bait 70 iIub muB,tn st9R.
attI Nns tlsIbt unS gtUIB
9ett ruS.NtH Ila Iltp: ViuiGE tn 3TIbG nIdt,
3db lg's mlHtth lls na> mlut. Rl1i.
car Ia IN SontrRa lu9tbTuat.
SilRotlr lIR III ut tuTdgrR
S'lnt StMtTI'H, Suus FIIstr.
Sts stn Y get tiu NM ulbh Ilb bat BET pduo
uu0 'GgC; S3Tt Jttn ~ ItIR VIisTlduO.
St,p!tmtt p0a eIm tTlueTnoGu satin
NugurS STtbt Il. RlRbST.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28
OsrpsStnts :fdbrsn

snbet oft in llnalaisid0en. lin Iol.
DIE Suid(Iieen Berlebunssn Su beileu
brouht Budlen's Qruica Gdlbe.
Cine tisfe 8unoe in msinem 6n6e-
ihreibt 9beoour Sduele, sSn 9Ulum.
bus, ObiO, -ueruriadte mir arp6eu
ShmerS. Die NerSte tonnten MIDI
belfen aber 8udteu's arniee Salbs
beilte oieielbe ihne0I. 2iuoert une
heilt8ranomunoen pie burh 8auber.
rs Geuts in &alIer Bros Aputbste
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28
anntnter 40

auftoH. SoIsenoes iuir6 bein lInters
3e'dhneien am Z. ausuf 5Henaid, per,
ltei9crl: fIierD. l euaaD, yierbeatidlisr,
Saiiel Sd,ubtarreH, Sano Qonid,sIIsr, Z
Bureau nit SpieseI, 2 f9dihFiano. 3 Beib
lisilen, 3 liIdle. | ooppeIlounse, 2 ethautsi.
iubIe. 10 Hobritiible. : aeipobnlidle 2tible,
ooppelie 9ehiprinsS. Sitsrssl.sa. sro6sr
Sldeldlrnnt GiSibraHf. edJetbpult, 8
SDanSufrem. aiidenihraS eod,ofen, 2
ne'Boien, SaioliHoieu. ...,L 66d,ine, eb
i'Ensr aeiie, Daibboiler. III ~ I,teEsl uIlu.
geoinsunqeH: bis Bu s. baar, iber So
ylote NIT guier 2id,erbeit auI 8 Wlonaie
Rreot. Beeinnsnb uhr ylatmittaa.
g.. Gus, Batter.
9i9 SeTaer, Mo.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

2ie nmeritnniiben Yubnen taben
in lrsterer Belt Die @eibruinolsteit
ibrsr Scbrttn e,t6bt. aber ons ee'
idliebt unter I.euiheuopisrn, ueIte
OIe Wauerana wenia beoebrenswertb
matJen. G,e 3ibl bsr lluidGe aui
ben 8abncn mar ubuebiu srOB aenuG
unb bic Stattiten weiieu cine Der,
idlimmeruus in Dem NiaBe auf, bni
cine Giisnbabnflbrt ftp 81 einen
auBsrf tts;'anten llnteruebmen os
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

SunOeSienalur YRltheI wuroe
uurQrlttrn I'M Sunoes1cr.ht 81 EOrt'
tauo, GteaUn, 81 leh8monltIher
@!ian9mBjnlt uno $1,000 3tlobuBe
occurtbeilt. Gt lit ihuloi9 bcIhn'
Jer iejut @laenibrit aIs y'nnoeS
je .ur b,nuRt III Jnbeu. Der 6Irmn
ptttN, i ~ lluntr, oeren NthA'lro
e. lit, Qelebulori9e SOrtDeIIe Usr'
ibaIit 81 baben.
Ga Der 6nIl Oem BLuOes C6crae'
rit.e uuraelt0t lUcrocu miro, 10 be-
ii ,9et Der Seruttbeilte iib QcNe u
5000 Ba:aib lit Ali lei. II 6LB2 .
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

Der 6, iiel. iomie Elm Munitionsmaa'
nsiu, iuelhes eleihiaGs auf'os, be-
tunoen bate, blidte man in ein.n
oerrauherten, adbnenoen Shtlno.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

0ol. Gauiel 4,mDnt. arie0sictre
tar uutsr Trdlioent Gleuelano, 1T
Suuntug Abeno I'm . llhr Ii ARlnu.
ten in itinem 2lnobauie BET 9Rils
bruol, GuteB &ountp, " y y d.
lid aeiiorbeu. Gr wlr let elnlaen
lagen uup1Blit; aber ielu glbIeben
TAM oub unermnrtet.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

SOU iinoe Gbdnlberlnln'S Wta9en'
uuo Hebertaielteu Wohltbuenoer,
als iraeuo eIu anoeres Ytlttel, ons
iA ie neaen Wtneenleioen eebraudt
babe" in9t i. y. 9IOtte uOn Uteoina,
Uiu. 8eaen iraeno cine llnuronune
oes Maaens, Haliutt O6er SeritOp'
NJ iiIoen oirie 3aieIten niht H.
"a @leideu. 3am Sertoui bei
8aIter Bros.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

Sam TIA q, ben 3. au9uiL
bestnnsno 9Iadm llhr. ioIgsqbes Giaen.l
thu,n aus benz 9iatbIGile oss geritorbsatn.
osstauieR J. suisr DdmenIatlei. !oeTrsw
lattei, aodtoIen, beiioieu, piirean, Richer.
idlrant, yldbmaibne. 1iidlt, Stable, Qoh.
9eld'rr. esiiitua uuo anoaFe 6nusaerdihe
Seomanngrn S. bdar, iiber So q ylanaie
eTeou 9egcn yinte nit outer Sltilerbeh
Sri Amanoa jsil.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

ElbuuniH aui Sus 6srmunnsr
Vplisbtatt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

9uttiSn. unterieibneieI luiro oui ieiner
fdrm ylelien ucit. pom permdnn uno
lagleIIs pon youis posidslS Tam am
Yiittlp Oh. ben .. augut
iol9enoeS per'onllte SlJeHthum oFieutt an
ben YIciitbieienoen pettduien:
lunGe ?IrbeitS-CJ'cI, = Iunge grbeitS. pitr.
De, Shit Finopieh, 6lrmuageu, epsius.
lud9en Ialt reu. ueuer Teerin1 9noer. Cub.
mdldlirls. 1euredlsu. neuer SraSmdher,
edeihen sage. eiierue S9se. 2.pieroe Sui.
tlSator, l{''ero 6ntipnior. 1'hi1e, =
Rorn {NItlle. Scraper. = Get pierOsge.
lttr. uno ale anoere Sarm1erdthe. jcuie
dudl ole i,duS uuo Ritheu SerdtbitaIten.
Nertnul beAimnt 10 rlhr glorsenS. 9e'
oin9un1en: Inter S. Saar; 9ro6ers Sun.
'aen l. gIonate 6seoit 9esen Yote nil "a.
ter 9itsrbeit.
Su Sderinsr Gr
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

YntHem. unisueitHete ruirb auI bev
~ 5arm ibreS oerit. 9aisrs. Jacob Jed.
d Uieilen uon losrmanu. ant
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28
Tlenitaa ben ~. auouit

anEhen lIrferSeidlHete lpiro aui Teiner
6arm inIaenoes 5fisHtitb an ben gieiit.
bieienoeR Uertdnien, aH
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

bs]inneRo I'M . llbr Vorm autes Rs.
ip"nn slel. = quite ydIt'Riibe. 5 Schpsins,
80 1ubner SanHWdaen. Spunapaasu,
nsuer yloptr. Gagsn, J'ilii9e u. 6uiiiuaior,
A'elnmilbIe u. preiir. Sutton II. SGIisr. 10,
H'e Shsil bdus9erGibe. 9eotnGunaen: IS
baaf. 'Ibsr S. q Nonaie 6rsoit sessn ylote
NIT gutter Siberhsii
Hidlarb 9oehuio
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1905-07-28

'ptserrnt. JdI btu bridlulDist wSrosn
uebIes iber msuen yiaflbar GorneIus
hhIo Aelproten a. baben. uno luenu oies
Der ;Sdll 1T, motte idl oas Seidste ais uIp
be9riinbei lvioerruen.
y ottharo dlmibt
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-03-16
Wrc IW Lang and mrs. S. Eroke

OF oil the diseases known, with
which women are afflicted, kidney dis
case is the most fatal. In fact, unless
early and correct treatment is applied,
tho weary patient seldom survives.
Being fully aware of this, Mrs. Pink
ham. early in her career, gave exhaust
I've study to the subject, and in pro-
ducing her great remedy for woman's
ills Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound-was careful to see that it
contained the correct combination Of
herbs which was sure to control that
fatal disease. woman's kidney troubles.
The Vegetable Compound acts in har-
mony with the laws that govern the
entire female system, and while there
are many SO called remedies for kidney
troubles, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound is the only one espe-
cially prepared for women, and thou
sands have been cured of serious kidney
arrangements by it. arrangements of
the feminine organs quickly affect the
kidneys, and when a woman has such
symptoms as pain OF weight in the
loins, backache, bearing down pains,
urine too frequent. scanty or high col
ored, producing scalding or burning,
or deposits like brick dust in it; UNI
usual thirst, swelling of hands and feet,
swelling under the eyes or sharp pains
in the back running down the inside
OF her groin, she may be sure her kid
neys are affected and should lose no
time in combating the disease with
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, the woman's remedy for wo-
mans ills.
Tho following letters show how
marvelously successful it is.
lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Ccmpoun,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-03-16
Quite Prepared.

The proprietor OF a large office build
ing who had a room for his own use
in one of the upper stories was
prised one morning by the entrance Of
a man with a valise.
Don't you want something, SIR" be
gan the caller, Gin the way Of a new
and improved outfit for marking hand
%kerchiefs, under garments and"
-"No, l DON'T" interrupted the pro
prietor. "How did you get up here:
We don't allow peddlers or canvasseri
in this building"
"You don't?"
"That's what I said" ,u
+! II saw no sign to that effect"
well you'll see one the next tim.
you come. I shall have one put up"
I'm that case," rejoined the man
opening his valise with alacrity. "yo,
will need one of these"
Here he displayed a neatly painted
card over a foot long and nearly a:
wide, with this inscription in large let
ters:
mo Peddlers or Canvassers Allowed
in This Building on Any Pretex'
Whatever" y
In recognition of his callers clever
ness, genial humor ond business fore
thought, the owner of the building no,
only bought the card, but invested in
n of the marking outfits.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-03-16
Matches a Jail Luxury

Gimme a match" A prisoner in the
hold-over in the city Jail pressed his
face against the grating and called to
a man passing by. The call for
match comes from out OF the follower
fifty times every day. About IS per
cent of the men and women who find
their way into the city jail are smck-
ers. They have tobacco. or usually a
few cents with which they can buy
it. They seldom buy matches, though,
because spending money for matches
by a man who has but a few cents is
considered extravaganza.
You can't imagine how many ways
the prisoners contrive to save and get
matches" said Jailer Emmons. Il
have seer forty prisoners light cigar
cites from a single match, On a day
when matches are scarce a prisoner
will never think of wasting a whole
match. He will split it up into tour
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-03-16
Port Resembles a Jungle

This stretch of the Thames from
London bridge to the Albert docks is
to other WATERSHEDS Of river ports what
a virgin forest would be to a garden,
says a writer in the metropolitan. II
is q thing grown up. not made. 1t
recalls "a jungle by tho confused and
impenetrable aspect of the buildings
that line the shore. not according to a
planned purpose, but as if by acct
dent, from scattered seeds.
Like the matted growth of bushes
and creepers yelling the silent depth
of an UNEMPLOYED wilderness they hide
the depths OF %I-ondon's infinitely va
ried, vigorous. seething life. In other
river ports it is not so. They lie open
to their stream with quays OF broad
ciearings. with streets like avenues
cut through thick timber for the con
venience OF trade.
I am thinking now Of river ports 1
have seen; Of Antwerp, for instance, of
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-03-16
PASSING OF THE SILK HAT.
Only Elderly Men Now Use It for Day
as Wear.

Only Elderly Men Now Use It for Day
Wear.
THE silk hat" said the manager. Of
a fashionable hat store, "has about run
its course for day wear. Only elderly
men. and comparatively few Of them,
wear it in the day time.
Fifteen years ago we often sold
more silk hats in a day than we now
sell in two weeks. Young men wore
them both days and evenings. You
could e professions of silk hats on
Broadway, and all the downtown
streets.
But the silk hat will return. 1t.
passing is merely a whim Of fashion.
It is the most dressy hat a man can
wear, and also the most economical,
A good silk hat will stand more wear
and tear than three derbys or fedoras
1t can be ironed to look like new, nc
matter what has happened to it..
Most of our customers are well-to
do, but lots of them in the old days
wore silk hats for economy's sake. A
few do yet. for that matter, but they
are men past middle life."-New York
Sun.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-03-16
When Age Succeeds Youth

The change. in this matter of grow.
ing old, since the time when the lady
of So felt herself too ancient to wear a
flower in her cap, is interesting. 1t is
especially interesting at that dreadful
moment when we first realize that we
are ourselves no longer young. 1t is
an extraordinary moment; pain, de-
NAL, rebellion, hopelessness. 1t ar
rives in many different ways. 1t used
to come with spectacles-but iowa
days the babe wears spectacles; some
times it creeps upon us with a little
stiffening of the joints; one does not
run upstairs quite as lightly as one
did. 1t may eve reveal itself in the
inlpatience that is felt because people
do not speak quite as distinctly as
they should-an Impotence to which
the younger generation rudely refers
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-03-16

off keyholes plugged up as tight as a
star session. After covering the door
with a dose OF paint, he sazed on the
job with pardonablc pride, and then,
shutting the door, which fastened with
a spring lock, he wandered home.
1t was some time after the moon
had gone down that the business man
returned and went to the Office. Pull
ing out his key, he tried to insert it,
but for some reason the usual result
was not forthcoming. Once he sought
the abundant aperature where the key
was wont to enter, but there was moth
ing doing. Next he struck a match
to take a look, and then he talked too
fast for publication.
The painter had not only plugged
up the old keyholes, but also puttied
up the new one. and the tenant was
shut out in the cold zero world.-Phila-
delphia Telegraph. \
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fire You Bilious ?

more room left in my body to hold it. Ny
tongue became coated and the inside Of my
my voice itself very much. it caused pain in
the tonsils when talking. In addition to all
this the urine became SO scalding that the
passing it. Oh! the suffering and the anguish
Of that week l will never forget l could not
lie down nor sit up straight, nor walk nor DO
led from place to place; but here l am to-
day, sound and well. all tho thanks due to
DR.. Pierce's medicines. I used eighteen bot
"Favorite Prescription 9 and eighteen walls
of Pellets" May you live long to drag
many more poor sufferers from the slough OF
despair-Such as ] had fallen into.
Gratefully yours.
Miss AUGUSTA ArFLM
90 Findlay Ave. BIG Rapids. Michigan
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) Completed Job Too Well
&


Some time since a business man in
a town near this city was going to
leave his Office for the day, and
thought it was a good time to have
the place renovated. Calling in a
painter, he told him to putty up the
cracks, paint the door. and otherwise
make the place more presentable.
Then he left.
The door of the Office was an old
fashioned affair, and in view of the
fact that every new tenant had re-
moved the lock and put on a new one,
the surface looked as if it had been
used as a target for r%apid-fre practice.
The keyhole that was doing duty at
the time was about the size of c buck
wheat cake.
The painter looked at the job in
dismay for a moment. but, selling his
@ad of putty, he soon had the cast
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Nantes, or Bordeaux. or even old
ROuen, where the night watchmen Of
ships, elbows on rail, gaze at shop
windows and brilliant cafes and see
the audience 80 in and come out of
the opera house. But London, the
eldest and greatest of river ports, does
not possess as much as 100 yards Of
quays upon its river front. Dark and
impenetrable at night, like the face of
a forest, is the London waterside.
1t is the waterside of WATERSHEDS,
where only one aspect of the worlds
life can be seen and only one kind Of
men tolls on the edge of the stream.
The lightless walls seem to, stand on
the very mud upon which the stranded
barges lie and the narrow lanes COM
ing down to the fine shores resemble
the paths of smashed bushes and
crumbled earth where big game comes
to drink on the bank OF tropical
streams.
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pieces. This can be done easily with
a pin. Then he to the
crowd that he is about to light a
cigarette and a crowd gathers about
him with papers and tobacco. The
man strikes the match with great de-
liberation and those who can't light
up from the match do SO from the
lighted cigarettes of the others.
Everybody gets a smoke off Of one
match. Those on the outside of the
cells are accommodating TO those on
the inside.
The women, too, often want
matches. The women are in a separ-
ate apartment, but there is a small
hole through the door between the two
rooms, and it is nothing to
G a man hold a lighted cigarette up
to the hole i'll the door SO 4 woman on
the other side can get her light
Kansas City Journal.
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Of. the Automobile

If %perchance it is %springtime, we lunch
as we rest
On a bed of blue vioIets sweet.
With Il thrush or d robin to thrill over
head
A silvery song while we, eat.
We linger a while under blossomy boughs
Al armful of fragrance to steal
From apple trees ~frcighted with dewy
pink buds.
Then way in the automobile.
Should somebody dear on h seat nestle
neal.
Then slackens the speed of the car.
Gliding slowly along in the amethyst dusk
BY the light of the bright evening star.
There's no question to ask, and an an
swer to hear.
~And a promise with kisses to seal,
And later the bliss of a honeymoon tour
For the pair in the automobile.
Nina Irving, in Leslis;s Weekly.