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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Cured of Obstinate La Grippe.

Henry Distin, the inventor and maker
of band instruments for the Henry
Distin Mfg. Co., at Williamsport, Pa, is
probably the most active old man in
Philadelphia to-day. He writes from
III S. 9th street, Philadelphia, Pa:
81 write to inform you that had a
bad attack of Ia grippe last December
which lasted more than three months,
and which left me with catarrh, and
several of my friends advised me to try
your wonderful medicine, Peruna.
CT began with bottle the first week
in March and it certainly did me great
deal of good.
81 was so we'll satisfied that I
purchased another bottle, and followed
your directions which you furnish with
every bottle, and am glad to say that
it has cured me. I shall certainly rec
ommend the Peruna to all my friends."-
Henry Distin.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Peyt0n-Catiett.

Wednesday afternoon at o'clock,
at the home of the brides mother, Mrs
Il II. Catlett. on Berkeley Place, Miss
Margaret Eiskine Catlett became the
bride of Mr.. Lawrence w. FL. Peyton,
a popular young mem Der of the Staup.
ton bar. The Gel emony was impress
sively performed by Rev. w. @ HUI
linen, rector of Trinity Episcopal
church. The bride, handsomely at.
tired in white silk entered the hall on
the arm of her brother, Mr.. Chas. Cat
lett, and had as her maid of honor her
sister, Miss Fannie Gay Catlett. The
groom S best man was his cousin, Mr..
John Baldwin Cochran.
After the ceremany, the guests re
paired to the dining room, where re-
Treatments were served. Miss Huger
of Savannah, Ga dispensed punch, in
which the health of the bride was
drunk. Mr. aud Mrs PsytOn left CD
the evening train for Hot Springs,
whence they will go South on bridal
tour through the various cities of In
terest. They will return to Staunton
at Christmas time, and will temporari-
ly reside at the KalOrama.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
II. l.. LANG.

Mary Young, daughter OF Mr.. John +.
Young of this city The funeral was
held from the family residence Tues
day afternoon, the services being con-
Quoted by Rev. E b. Druen, assisted
by Rev. A. NJ. Fraser, ID. d. The
Masons escorted the body and took part
at the grave IN ThOrnrose ce metery.
MRS. RUTH A. w. HENDERSON
Mrs. Ruth A. Wright Henderson,
who had been residing with her daugh-
ter, Mrs Fl. Clay Palmer at Greenville,
for number of years, died At her resi-,
dence on the och ult., aged 81 years,
month and IL days. Mrs. Palmer is
her Only surviving child, but she is
survived by one brother, Mr.. j. A
Wright, and five sisters, Mrs. John
Hays, Mrs. w. M. Bell, Mrs. g s
Slussom and Misses Hettie and Sue
Wright. The funeral took place Fri
day conducted by her pastor Rev. G
l. Altfather, of Bethel, assisted by Rev.
5. A. Parker of the Greenville Metho
dist church. The pail bearers were six
nephews, Messrs. Charles Bell, VIM
Wright,J. P. and G. K. Henderson aud
&. A. Grafton.
JOHN A EARMAN.
Mr.. John A. Earman died at his
home at Port Republic on Friday morn
ing last. in his 92nd year, caused from
physical weak ness due to old age. The
funeral took place Sunday from Erie
denis church. He is survived by five
sons-Messrs. Geo. M and Thos. G.
Earman of this city; Joseph FL. Ear
man of Roanoke, and Samuel and Viii
% mi,
one daughter, Mrs. Howard 8. Null,
with whom be made his home.
MISS JENNIE MCCOY.
Miss Jennie McCOy died on Friday
at the home of her sister. Mrs. Allen
in Mt. Jackson, aged about "A years.
She was sister of Mrs. E Nj. Gushing
of this city, and was born here, her
father being the late Judson Mccoy.
The remains were brought here Satur-
day and buried ID Thornrose cemetery.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Valuable Barn Burned.

Last Monday morning at about half
past four, the new bank barn of Mil
ton Green. who lives near Lotion on
the n u w. r. r was found to be on
fire and the flames had made such pro
gress that nothing could be save d.
The barn contained about ten tons of
hay, one thousand bundles of fodder.
three tons of millet, ten tons baled
straw, all the harness, blackboard,
mower, pillow, &c, sc.
Their were also three horses, two
mules. one COW and calf. One of the
horses. the cow and calf. the buck.
board and part of the feed belonged TO
MIR. r. q. Fravel. a brother in law of
Mr.. Green. These gentlemen lost all
their feed except corn and all their
horses except one horse not able to do
much work. They have the sympathy
of the neighborhood and the loss could
not be less than 81 200 or 81 800 the in
surance amounts TO about $500 on the
building.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Elks Memorial Most Impressive.

The impressive memorial services of
large crowd 20 The Beverly. The ser
vices were the same as those held in
all parts of the country. .. E. Smith,
exalted ruler, presided, and the usual
opening exercises were conducted.
Then followed several musical selec
tiOns by Miss Elsie Hamilton, Mrs.
Laura Mccoy, Mrs Charles L. Hutche
son and Mr.. Alfred Jaffe, while the
orchestra under the direction of Prof.
BeardswOrth, added much TO the pess
ure of the occasion. Hon. Jos. A.
Glasgow was the orator of the occa
sion, and held the closest attention of
his audience The exercises closed
with the benediction by Mr.. H. f.
Scheele.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Sixty Days in Bounds .

Lexington, Va, Dec 2.-The corps
of cadets of Virginia Military Institute
reached Lexington this morning from
Richmond, where yesterday The foot
ball team met their Waterloo at the
hands of the strong aggregation from
Blacksburg. The cadets spent good
portion of today up town enjoying a
holiday.
Beginning tomorrow the mem ers of
the third class who were guilty OF in
subordinate conduct by signing a pa.
per dated November 2. addressed to
tie post adj utant, making certain de-
mands to the ID engagement of tue insti
tute will be confined to limits for sixty
days, as the penalty for the breach of
discipline mentioned. The prospect of
spending sixty days within the lnsti-
tute grounds is not very pleasing to
the young men.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Adelaide Herman.

Magic, mystery and Illusions are
the component parts of strong bill to
be given at the Beverly. Thursday
evening, the l4th, by the best of all en-
tertainers in the field of magic, the
peerless Adelaide Hermann.
Competent critics declare
that her palming and slight-of-hand
surpass anything ever seen upon the
American stage. Not only will Mad
anne Hermann appear in a number of
new illusions more remarkable and
beautiful than any yet presented, but
she will appear as magician. being
the only woman in the known world
to attempt such work Her success
| in their field has been most pronounced.
| In her palace of illusions, as Cleopatra,
The Egyptian Sorrereas, she appears
dressed III a magnificent gown and per-
forms many of the feats aud and mir
acIes of the Orient. She has the pre- s
ent Sc ason outdone herself and given
to the public the greatest performan ee
of novelties ever seen here Seats Oh
sale Monday at Shultz's Bookstore.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
HICKS PRE- DIcTI0NS.
Outlook for The Remainder of December


resuiar STORM peilou IL central Old
rue nun, extenoIi from the oSh 10 tbt
10 IL. ny apodi slurday, the D.
ueclded change To warmer, win rapid
" laiiips oaiotieier Will DE hnted III
cue western X'renes- Inc Condition
VIII Drug on increasing clondlhesE'
, ,noviiS cas-, wA'd ann ron ABOUT Tue
~ ~ NE l5'h' inclusive severe ala
genera winter s'oi Ms win MAKE men
trdiis 1t over Tue coii''' ~. t'i' sc '''' MS
VIII reach tneir ca'iiiii't1l"- c'isi9
~i'hii iorty "fSht hours 81 sunset Gu
Tie leh LOOK Tor ram at Tue iilcon--
ing OF 'dest 7e"rha esp' c,ahy 10 the
sou' "aiu put pe prepared ior euahse
10 hortnwtsteii1 Ia III rus as 'Ie STORM
moves east whru, ahu Tor genuine Dt
CEN oei coiu wave TO ioilo" WIN Vhe
rlsihg barometer pehihd lne stoi MS.
reactonarV storm period IS cen
era' Oh Tue lo6n' loIH ana l'tn- lhiougu
OUT ms part Oh Ile mon Ii there Is Il
constant tendency To unset tieu "edtu
or. D"o ueeiheu s oiul coiditloh' WIN
general rain ah snow, VIII De IN 81 Lid
tui ai Oh ahu touching SATURDAY AMI
ouhuas' 'ue ION anu I'.n- Cotiecb
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08

Capt. w. J. Tyler. yardmaster OF th
q. l. 0. here. was struck by the shift
ing engine Monday night and bis lef
arm crushed from the shoulder down
practically anpntating it. He WA
taken at once to the Kings Daughter
Hospital. where his wound was dress
ed.
A fire in Mr. b. b. Buchanan stoI,
on North Augusta street, caused biz
damage to his stock, covered by iusur
ance with Messrs EiOge Il McChesney
The fire is said to have caught from a
telephone wire which came in eontat
with the city electric light wires.
CAPITA john N Opie was taken to
Richmond Saturday, where he entered
the Memorial hospital for treatment.
| Captain Opie was able to walk quite a
distance from he Cal ri age tn he ira in.
| He was accompanied to Richmond Ivy
his brother, Dr. rnomAs Ope of l;alti-
more, aud his sou, Mr.. ]. f. Opie.
Prof. F. r Webb aud Mr. E D..
Shepherd were both taken to the King s
daughters Hospital. suffering with
appendicitis. Both are thought to be
getting along all right and that an
operation will not be necessary. 1t is
to be hoped this will prove to be the
case as both are very popular. MIR.
Shepherd was able to leave the hospi-
tai Wednesday.
Judge Henry w Holt went to Me.
mortal hospital Monday, in Richmond,
under advice of his physician, having
symptoms of appendicitis. A phone
message to Mrs. Holt from Mr.. Brax-
ton gave favorable report of his con.
ditiOn. TIE physicians thought an
operation would not be nece ssary, but
that trea' ment would remove the trou
BILE.
Rev DR.. Scott has been holding spe-
cial services all this week at the Sec
ond Presbyterian church, assisted by
DIR. r. u Eggleston of Richmond, who
assisted him in series of meetings
here some months ago 50 acceptably
The'service begins each night at 7:5O
Mr.. W. w. Glass of Waynesboro,
will be married in Washington on the
18th inst. to Miss Louise Patton Baker,
daughter of Mrs. William Hartman
Baker.
Officer McGuf1iu Of Covington who
was arrested last week charged with
stealing over 5000 in money and 49,.
BOO worth of diamonds from the express |
office, was again arrested on a warrant |
worn out by an official of the G. Il . |
Ry. charging him with robbing the
station and taking cI0thlng belonging |
10 Mrs. Burgwyn, of PIttsburg, Pa,
W no was en- route home from the Hot |
5priug. If Virginia. The clothing is |
said TO have been found in McGuffin g |
house and is valued at 5000 A number |
Of fine Paris gowns were among the
clothing recovered.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Southern Railway Christmas Holiday
Rates.

Account Christmas Holidays South
ern Ry. will sell round trip tickets at
low rates between all points east of the
Mississippi and south of the Ohio and
Potomac rivers as follows: For teach
ers and students of schools and col
leges, upon presentation aud surrender
of certificates signed by Superintend-
ents, Principals or Presidents of the
various institutions of learning. De
cember II to "a. inclusive, final limit
January s. 1906; for use of the general
public Decem Der %. %, "a, rs. 80 and
81, 1905, and January 1, 1906, final
limit January 4. 1906; tickets limited
to continuous passage in each direc
ti0n.
For further information, call on
nearest Southern Rv. ticket agent.
l.. 8. BROWN. Gen. Agt.,
Southern Ry., Washington, DC.
dec S At
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
T IKE A DEMON grip has crossed
~ our country, leaving behind scores

IKE A DEMON grip has crossed
- our country, leaving behind scores
of physical wrecks.
Victims of catarrh of the head, catarrh
of the throat, catarrh of the lungs,
catarrh of the stomach, catarrh of the
kidneys, catarrh of the pelvic organs,
are to be counted by hundreds of thou
sands.
Grip is epidemic catarrh, and sows the
seed of chronic catarrh within the
system.
This is so true that few grip sufferers
are able to make complete recovery
until they have used Peruna.
Never in the history of medicine has
a remedy received such unqualified and
universal eulogies as Peruna.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the Use of Peruna,
write at once to DR., Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case, and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
All Quarantine Restrictions.

Throughout the South have now
been withdra WI and passengers travel-
log to all points in the South. South
west and southeast via Southern Rail-
way are not required to hold health
ce 'titicates. w zen eu-r0ute to Havana,
Cub /, however, a health certificate is
necessary in order to avoid detention
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Visited by Second Affection.

DR.. Benjamin Bl ackford, who los,
his wife Wednesday of last week, af-
ter brief illness. received telegram
Friday night, from Parkersburg, W.
Va saying that his brother, Mr.. Thos
Blackboard, was dead from the result of
stroke of paralysis received the night
before Mr.. Blackboard WAS rs years of
age and was actively engaged in bust
ness as commission merchant. The
funeral took place in Parkersburg Sun
daV
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Restoring Washinaton-San Francisco
Tourist Car via New Orleans.

Southern Railway announces that eff.
fective with departure from Washing
ton. D. G., November 9th. 1905, above
sleeping car line will be restored via
regular route, viz: New Orleans, and
to regular schedule, viz: leave Wash.
ington MONDAYS, Wednesdays, and
FRIDAYS, trains No 30. 7:30 p. N. On
account yellow fever regulations this
sleeper has been temporarily handled
via Memphis and Houston, leaving
w ashiugtOn Mondays and Fridays only
Regular service now, however, is fully
restored as above
l. s. BROWN, Gen. Agt.,
Washington, ID. &.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Held for the Grand Jury.

Rosa Hensley and Thomas Durer.
WHO were arrested at Mount Crawford
recently charged with causing The
death of the infant that WAS found
near Burketown. beside a pond, were
given preliminary trial before Magis-
trate Wehn Saturday and sent on to
the grand jury. Their counsel, Mr.. s.
D. Timberlake, Jr, gave notice that
he would apply for bail for Durer.
They are still in jail.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Sp0ttSWood Items

Mrs. Mary Miller died on Thursday
last near Greervllle, and was buried
Friday at Mt. Carmel. The services
were conducted by Rev. A H. Hamil
ton. Mrs. Miller Was the oldest and
last member of the family of the FAM
ly of the late Alexander Brownlee.
She is survived by three daughters.
Mrs. Maggie Hawpe and Misses Laura
and Alice Miller.
Quite Il lot of Improvement is going
on around here. Mr.. II. Clay Shultz
has bnilt new house on his Kreb's
place. Mr.. John L. Earhart has added
a coat of paint to his residence, and
Mr.. CohrOn Jones is building a new
house near AlInO chapel.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Splendid Work.

Many of the papers in the State did
ct in the recent election, but none did
more faithful and brilliant work than
the Roanoke Times, the CliDcb Valley
News. the Culpeper Exponent. the
Rockingham Register, and the Siam,
ton SPECTATOR -Farmville Herald
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
PAY Poll Tomorrow.

Attention is called to the people of
Stauuton to the fact that tomorrow (Sat
urday) is the last day on which the
voters can pay their poll taxes. All
who fail to pay by that time will be
unable to vote In the coming election
for city Ulcers.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
T or BreakfaSt
Luncheon
or Tea

A few small biscuits easily made with
Royal Baking Powder. Make them
SMALL as small round as a napkin ring.
Mix and bake just before the meal.
Serve hot
Nothing better for light dessert
than these little hot biscuits with butter
and honey, marmalade or jam.
You must use Royal Baking Powder
to get them right.
20.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
Congressman Powers Of Vermont
Uses Pe-ru-ua In His Family.

OSCS = I'll u-11o III Ills ] oWuys
Hon. 81. Henry Powers, writes from
Morrisville, VT:
"Peruna have used In my family
with success. can recommend 1t IS an
excellent family remedy, and very good
for coughs, colds and catarrhal af.
fections."-H. Henry Powers.
Pe-ru-na For Catarrhal Nervousness
and Stomach Troubles.
Hon. w. J. Purman, ex-member Of
Congress from Florida, writes from 1872
Q street, NV, Washington, D. c.:
"From representations to me, and
from my own experience, I feel justified
in recommending your Peruna to any
and all persons suffering with catarrhal
nervousness or stomach troubles.
w. J. Purman.
Address DIR. s. B. Hartman, President
of the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus.
Ohio.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
w. A. Cushing. Auctioneer.
Commissioners Sale
OF VALUABLE
Real Estate & Mineral Lands
Located in Augusta County. Va.

By virtue of the authority vested in us
as Special Commissioners of sale of the
Circuit Court of Augusta county, Va, by
decree of said court entered on May 18th,
1899, In the chancery cause of J. p. d j. +.
Smiley, ASsignees, VS.. the Virginia Min
ing & investment Co., ct ais, now pend
ing in said court, we will offer for sale at
public auction, in font of the court house
in the city of StauntOn, on
Saturday, December 23rd. 1905.
at IL O'Clock. noon, that certain valuable
real estate situated in Kiverheads District.
in said Augusta county. Virginia, near the
line of the N. W. Z. R., owned by the
defendant. The Virginia Mining & Invest
ment Co, being the same that was con-
veyed to said company by Mary W. New
ton and others, by deed of date May 30th,
1891, the same being of record in the
County Clerks Office of Augusta county,
in d B. lis, page l66, ct seq.
Said real estate contains about
1900 ACRES,
and has on it what is known as the New
ton Mine Bank" which is rich with de-
posits of iron, manganese and other min
eral ores. A right of way 80 feet wide
through the Samuel C. Morrison lands
goes with said above Ian DIS. These lands
ere noted for their rich mineral deposits.
and this sale affords rare opportunity
for those desiring to invest in mineral
lands.
TERMS OF SALE:
Cash in hand on day of sale sufficient to
cover the costs of the above named suit
and of this sale, and the residue of the
purchase money in four equal annual in
stallments, to be eviden ced by the bonds
| of the purchaser, bearing even date with
the day of sale with interest tn ereon from
date, and falling due respectively in one,
| two. three and four years from date, with
good personal security thereon, and the
| title retained as ultimate security.
Further information may be had In re.
gard to the above by communicating with
sioners, at Staunton, Virginia.
F. B. KENNEDY,
JOHN B. COCHRAN,
THOS. u. RANSOM,
TURNER K. HICKMAN,
Special Commissioners.
Clerk Office of the Circuit Court of Augusta
county, to-wit:
l Jos. B. Woodward, Deputy Clerk of
| the Court aforesaid, do certify that +. b.
Kennedy, one of the Special Commission
ers above named, has executed the bond
required by decree of sale, entered May
18th, 1899, In the chancery cause of J. P,
& J. F. Smiley, Assignees, VS.. The Virginia
Mining q investment Co., ct ais, now
pending in said Court.
Given under my hand this 10th day of
November. 1905.
JOS B. WOODWARD,
nov "a st Deputy Clerk.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
COMMISSIONERS OFFICE,
" StauntOn, Va. Nov 10. 1905

COMMISSIONERS OFFICE,
Staunton, Va, Nov. 10, 1905.
J. T.. Bear,
Lizzie Nj. Dunlap. ct ais.
All parties interested in the above styl.
ed cause now pending in the Circuit Court
for the county of Augusta, Take Notice.
that pursuant to decree of said court
there entered of date Oct 49, 1905, shall
at my office in Staunton, Va, on
JANUARY 2. 1906,
proceed to ascertain and report:
IA settlement of the accounts of W. II.
Landes, bonded comm issioner.
2-What is a reasonable fee to be paid to
plaintiffs attorney for instituting and
prosecuting this suit.
3-Who are the heirsat law of Christian
Bear, decd, entitled to participate in this
fund, and in what proportions they take.
Amy other matters deemed pertinent,
etc. HENRY W. HOLT,
Commissioner in Chancery.
w. H. Landes Pc nov 2i4
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
TO
Christmas Shoppers !
WHATEVER Is BEAUTIFUL.

Whatever Is BEAUTIFUL, or
worthy, or in any way desirable in
manufacturers products, is here in
generous provision whatever is
exceptional in value for the price,
and remarkable in price for the val
lie, in Watches. Rich JeWeIry, Sill
YER Novelties, Fancy Clocks, etc.,
is to be found in our stock; what
ever appeals to the appreciation of
the people in the way of proper
practices and straight forward
methods has place in our policy OF
business. We are prepared this
Christmas season as never before
to meet the exact requirements and
quick demands of our customers.
Our service is at its best Our stock
at its fullest, our prices at the most
inviting point.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.
Personals.

Mr.. r M.'Guy went to Millboro this
week on business.
Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1905-12-08

ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEw YcaE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-07-21

HERE'S A BOOSTER.

HIRE , = BttDa ! lii
Editor Seattle Star:
I read your article regarding the
lack Of energy To secure tourists 10
lay over Ia Seattle and the comment
regarding Tacoma's Boosters club.
have noticed chat seattieitea. AZ a
rule. are only boosting their per-
souai interests and not the city al
large. Thus far the city has grown
and prospered without much effort
but N Seattle wants 70 be- the Chi
cag0 Of the West. concerted action
IL requisite
! have seen the workings Of mum
erous clubs In the Middle West and
can vouch for the great material
help these institutions have rem
dered TO their localities.
A. Omaha. Neb.. the knights II
Ak-Sar-Ben." at Kansas City. the
yelled Prophefs." At st. Louis. the
sPriests Of Pallas." IT Now Orleans.
the original "Mardi Gras." and
many other cities have their organ
izations giving magnificent paradea.
trade extension excursions aud plae-
ing the attraetiveneas-- Of the city
before the continent.
aeattle. with is magnificent nat
nral scenery, Is better situated than
any other city IN the United States
10 have 4 festival week every year
and / would like 70 hear from Others
Who are DESTROYS Of putting theii
shoulder to the wheel and boost Ne.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-07-21

catches sight Of her reflection as Il
! Is for a man 20 twist bis muataebe
when he goea up In a bemirrored
elevator. It's human nature
The mirror r. really mans dearest
friend hut Ike 50 many good
friends. rs services are not appre-
ciated.
When your wife poura the tea
let her eft facing the mirror In the
aiaeboard: II will brighten the meal.
Mirrors will cure a frnwuing wife.
benefit an awkward wife. refuven-
ate an aging wife. and bring the
semblanee OF health 20 a elcklY
wife
A woman doesn't care 30 much
how abe looks m her husband latter
she had him landed. but whsn she
looks AZ herself she likes 10 catch
herself at her best.
So. Wise men. buy mirrors. mir
rora. mirrors. mirrors. Set them
and hang them everywhere, AND
LET HER PR1MP.