The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-20

said Jenk reproachfully. tWhats family group good
for without all the family?'
So his sister had to be lowered his broterin-aw
ated and Susie and Charlie must seek other stools order
to make room for jerks :~
''The Smiths may at moment now, his sister
warned him. =. =. 80. &.
'I don't care!' exclaimed Jenls testify. "Im 60
ing to have this picture spoiled, Smiths Smiths Now
I'll touch off the fash and then my place before it
goes off, have to be pretty quick but guess can make
1it-now!' ;. .~:,~ ."t:..
fzz an explosion and flash which discovers the family
group shut mouths wearing the Mortified
sion of Russian mob about be fired by Cossacks
A over announced jerks, rising from his allotted
ner, and going to examine the "Oh-oh, wait
minute! Stay just you Wei have to do it all
again forgot to open the shutter. Don't moyenow"
The fzz, explosion and flash repeated T.:
'That all right,' said jerks 'but I'll just take
another to make while you're all in position"
T. I wish you hurry Uncle Charlie said the children,
sneezng and coughing amid the strangng fumes Of the
searchlight powder. 'We're almost choked.''.
'We III open the windows for minute said jerks.
'FThe Smiths will think the house is fire when they
the smoke rolling out of the window said his sister,
resignedly. s%..*:->- -: H.:
sAnyone would think you doing me favor by hay
ing your pictures taken exclaimed jerks, Indignantly
"Now, then, more.' ..%. :.-.,... s =:
When the group had assembled for the third me the
sound Of fire engines heard in the distance and small
Charlie to the window excitedly: g.. . 49, ri
sSomebody's sent in alarm!' he cried "Geewhiz,
hope they have Won't it be fun to have the engines
our house," ,~. -. -.
They all hung out Of the windows suspense while the
engines rushed down the street and jerks sister breathed
sigh of relief when they passed to the next block
E'Now, then,' jerks began his formula more.
emo, Charlie said his sister decidedly, the front
door bell "There the Smiths and the
cold barn. with the windows all open and the
smoke thick It breathe shall to ask them
to wait in the hall until I can close the windows.''s
'Wel for pure, unadueraed ingratitude, commend me
to family groups exclaimed Jenk Susie his SIS
ter went about with duster grubngy removing thick
layers Of white powder that had settled upon the furniture
The next time you want picture takenhold on! How's
hsq jerks paused sudden CONSERVATION as he looked
at the camera. >~.- 49,: Il.
'sWhat's the matter nowq' asked Susie.
I'LL forgot to turn the roll said jerks feebly tsI
took all three pictures film New York Press
NO HUNTING IN THE HOLY LAND.
THE late Bishop Beckwith of Georgia fond of his gun
and spent much Of his time hunting day the bishop
with his dog and gun, and member of his par
ish whom he reproved for his naention religious
duties.
You should attend church and read your Bible said
the bishop. 1883
~ do read MY Bible, bishop, the answer stand
don't find any mention Of the apostles going a-shootng
'No' replied the bishop, the shooting very bad in
Palestine, so they went fishing instead. -
ss Teacher-What letter after HI .ass1
Small Boy-Dunno. 81: #s%#ssss. M ssasSs
Teacher--What have / on each side Of my nosei
Small RoH-F1eckles. . - -.