The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-03
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somebody sboFes 200 q
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are solns n form ,faft Al Lsae + GFs-
dau, Trai unI be the tikscst bsnafs
slih yet, sonth ~ L.
II, M. Dsstls star promoter Not
srnetiy. Hes The msn who alNayt man
ages somebos 10 get promoted
--Cu,some, wInt some up.to-daie
.oy.. sslesmAB -Ycs'sa Here's 8 divorce
DOL that cay, ,icgmolbef ard siepfAiher'
What i tss race problem, pa How
10 &c, home from one,
II don't want ter 20 ter heaven III my
time come. ca, dout want ter interfefe
wld Providence by foreln dc season
Are you OF are you not master Of your
own house Well, you zee, I've got my
bou,e 10 nay wiie's name.
do professional humorists ever laugh
a, other peoples jokes' No They never
admit tina, other people can make lokes'
Patience And when be kissed you, did
you call for helpg Patrlce--l certainly DID
and he helped me 10 few more.
--Greenlng suppose you are giving
your son a liberal cducatlont Browning
Yes, and be-. giving me an education 10
llbefslity.
--Baddlpg N. P.--Thats the worst oil
haying a reputation for being a bumorlst'
10 sooner did stand up and open my
mouth to make my speech than they 81
yelled with laughter.
--Bseon--DId you ever 20 to sewing
bee Esbeft--Oh, yea. What happened
Got stuug. on, you me, your wife there
did you
-Tommy-Thst new teacher 10 rea
mean, that's wot she is. Mamms-Wha'
did she do 10 you ,oday' Tommy
said the one that stood up the longest II
the spelling class could 10 home an hour
earlier, aud then, just cause some OF VI
couldn't spell the words, she made us 81
down.
Hes very wealthy they say Has be go'
YACHT No, but he's got revenue cut
ter that's regular clipper. A revenue clip
per- Yea, the scissors that he clips BIZ
coupons with,
III | had my life TO live over sgainl woult
do very differently, sighed the repentan'
man gloomily. So would |, ehIrped Cheer
up. I've let more good things get by mi
than you could shake stick at,
Il have seen tribes, said the traveller
who voluntarily undergo all sorts OF sell
inflicted decorations. That's nothin' an
swcred Mr.. Tut, know lot OF peopl'
Who lnsist on shaving themselves.
--Dors-who Ia that gentleman Carrie II
With Clars-I don't know, bat ! presume
from her actions, tina. he Is one OF the mef
abe Ia engaged to.
--Rastus Sniff s'pose, uncle, 20
wouldn't dun trust me TO some ob doe
crsbss Uncle Snosball--Shoo, boy,
wouldn't dun be afraid 10 trust no man da
had sIch an open countance as 20 got.
Patience You know, coming event
cast their shadows before. Pstrice-so
believe. You have hopes Of being engaged
| see. Why, what do you meabf fo'
have the mark OF mans coat sleeve OF
your white waist.
Are prices regulated by supply ant
demand Certainly, answered the trus
dictator. By whatever supply we choos
- bal
choose 10 make.
Voice Through the telephone)-ls tina
the society EDITOR The Other Voice ca
yoiee-win you please say that Arch
HIsgum's back The Other Voice Il don
care for any items about Archie Hiagum
bhck.
Pardon me, said the olubmsn with tb
bald rpot on the back OF his head, but VIII
do you always insist on PLAYING for stake
when We ait down 10 quiet game OF cards
That's my business, not yours retor'e
the clubmsn with the wstery eye. know
Ills. Why don't you quit 1t and 90
something elsef
The new arrival knocked at the lgstt
who are youissid ST. Peter. I'm 3 humoi
lat. answered the party on the outside.
uscd TO write Jokes for the comic psper'
Well. III have TO investigate your case
said the keeper OF the keys. 10 the NEAR
time 20 over and ,it down In the shade
that chestnut tree and make yourself
home,
u think, said the strong minded femal'
that women should be permitted to WIN
tie, don't you Certainly, replied the Cyl
ic.l bachelor. There Ia no earthly ftsso
why women should be denied the priv
legcs accorded to locomotives and tugboa,
Viola whs, did your bo,s say ~hs
you told him you were goiDg to quit yo'
lob ard re, married. CotdelIG-He "a
he didn't blame the, as !, va. better TO
boss than be- hossed