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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26

Wednesday next will be the fifty
third anniversary of the marriage of
Rev. DR.. and Mrs. Serene Z. Bishop.
DR.. Ostrom will speak in Salvation
Army hall, corner King and Nuuanu
streets, at s o'clock on Saturday even
ing.
A meeting of the Home Rule central
committee yesterday left the question
of fusion with the Democrats still III
the air.
Victor S Clark and C. P. Neill of
the Department of Commerce and La
Dor returned from Hawaii in the steam
err Noeau yesterday.
Frank Harvey stated yesterday that
he would not be a candidate for sheriff
on the Democratic ticket, as his private
affairs would not permit him.
A bag and notion sale will be held
by the Cleaners on June 1, from to
o. m. at the residence of Mrs. w. R.
Castle, Victoria and Kinau streets.
A member of the House of Repre-
sentatives gave it out as straight tip
last night that the bill appropriating
money for the militia would be passed
to-day.
Ralph s. Hosmer, superintendent of
Forestry, has issued press bulletin No.
1, containing classified lists of forest
and ornamental tree seed for sale at
the Government nursery. There are 90
varieties listed.
Articles of incorporation have been
filed by the City Meat Co, with capital
of $1,000 and the following charter
members: Wong Leong, president; G.
NJ Tai, secretary; C. K. Al, treasurer;
Lau Tang and Ho F'on.
r. Oberweimer, at present with the
Won Hamm- Young Co., Ltd, will leave
duties as representative in Manila and
China for the well known New York
wholesale dry goods house, Everett,
Heaney & Co.
A very important meeting of the Ho-
nolulu Symphony Club will be held
this evening in the clubhouse at Haa-
lelea Lawn. A mannerchor is to be
formed and all members are requested
to attend. j. H Stockton, the new
leader. is to be in charge.
The Memorial Day Committee of the
Grand Army of the Republic held a
final meeting last evening. The cor
dial invitation to attend church at
Central Union Sunday night, the 2Sth,
was accepted. the post to attend in a
body. All comrades now in the city
are invited to join the members of the
post at Post Headquarters in Odd Fell
lows Building at p. IN. and march
with them to the church.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26
G - - ~ - "

THE ONLY CLEANABLE.
The only with a REMOVABLE ICE
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26
TO THE PUBLIC.

Beginning Saturday, June 8, We are
going to close our stores every Satur-
day afternoon, at 1 o'clock, during the
months of June, July and August. in
order that our employees may have a
weekly half-holiday during the hot
weat Their months.
We respectfully ask your co-opera-
ton in this move, as upon you de-
repds whether or not this is to be a
regular summer event.
In arranging for your Saturday shop
ping, kindly remember to reach our
stores before 1 o'clock, and by your
own individual effort help to make this
move a success.
Yours truly,
B. F. EHLERS & CO.,
and E. w. JORDAN & CO., LTD.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26

O. J. MCCARTHY, Proprietor.
Hotel and Bethel Streets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26
ROTH is WINNER IN
TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIP

The championship match in the Ten
mis- Tournament was played yesterday,
and completed yesterday, the final
being won by w p Roth from S. H.
Derby. 6-1 6-3, 6-3. This makes Roth
the champion of Hawaii.
At 4:30 to-day, S. H. Derby and
George Fuller will meet H. C. Carter
and G. G.. BocLus in the doubles. This
should be a we'll played match.
At five o'clock S. T. Griffiths and A. s.
French will meet H. S. Gray and w.
Warren. These matches will be played
on the Pacific courts.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26

Today the folds of the flag
of the Fatherland mingle with
those of the banner Of Hawaii
Mel at the CRITERION sal
DON.
The exercises will COM
mence at noon with pig cook
ed as it should be, poi that
fairly melts in your mouth
and German beer.
If there is one thing that
goes better than another with
Dig and poi, it's German beer.
Tickets for the luau, 3
cents each, on the premises.
q. J. MCCARTHY, Proprietor.
rorrer Hotel and Bethel Streets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26
SPECIAL MILLINERY SALE.

There will be a special sale of all
kinds of millinery at Claire's on Sat
urday. the 9th inst. Goods sold at
your own price Call and be convinced.
You will have to climb the stairs but
they are easy and you will be repaid
and save money on your purchases.
Hotel and Union streets.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26
TO DELIVER ADDRESS.

Hon. David L. wilmington will de-
liver the address at the commencement
axarcises of Oahu College in June. hav-
;r, accented the invitation of the col
Iege to speak upon that occasion.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26
THEART Of DRAPlNG

possesses unlimited possibilities from
the standpoints of taste and beauty.
We have lust received a special ship
ment of
NEW ART DRAPERIEs consisting
of newest materials and latest de-
signs, which represents the
CREAM OF THE EASTERN MAR
KET.
Hero are a few features:
FIGURED TAF'FETA.-This is a
new draperv material and in hand
some designs. Sc inches wide. Per
ward .............. -45c.
GROWN ART DENIMs.-New de-
signs. double faced. Sc inches wide
Per yard .-Vc.
RUSSIAN FIGURED ART DRAP-
ERY.-New patterns, reversible, Per
yard. .......-....-.-....., 'Z'c'
FRENCH ART TICKING.-Beautifu
floral designs. new patterns. Per yard
ROTTMANIAN DRAPERY. - Real
Oriental designs, double faced. Sc
inches wide. Per yard. .SOc.
sATEEN TWILL DRAPERY.-Ex-
ouisite designs On white ground SO
inches wide. Per yard. ....-......S oc.
SILKOLINES-Ex eedingly hand
Arne designs and all new patterns.
CoIoring perfect and quality remarka-
BILE Per yard. - .1oc.
RvRJAPS.-An colors. Full SO
inches wide Per yard zoe
WE HAVE NEVER HAD A
STRONGER line of DRAPERlES.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26

phrenologist-"Y bump of de-
structiveness is very large. Are~you
soldier or pugilist?" Subject
Neither, I'm furniture mover"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-05-26
No Vote Necessary.
81" sighed Miss Strongmind. 81

"Alas!" sighed Miss Strongmind. 81
cannot vote
Neither can my wife," rejoined
Meekerton. but that doesn't prevent
her from being the boss, jest the same. :"
Chicago Daily News,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
WHITE GLOVE PROVINCIAL.
There Is a Prophecy Abroad Concern
ing Its RELOCATION to the Back
ground for Awhile.

The short white glove is doomed, if
one believes the verdict Of those who
live in Paris. Last season the fashion
able New Workers began to drop the
glace white kid glove and take up suede
ones in gray and black.
Unless they wore light gown they
seemed to prefer soft black gloves,
stitched with white to alI-White ones.
Now fashionable EuroDesled by Paris,
has entirely discarded the tNo-buttoned
white kid glove and has gore back to an
early love, which is the mousquetaire
tan suede stitched in white or black.
Already some of the fashionable Wom-
en- here have taken up the style We arc
not wearing elbow sleeves in the alter
noon and evenings for Iuneheons. card
parties, driving and all social occasions
as much as they are abroad, but the
fashion is gaining popularity every day.
With it, of course. comes the long.
wrinl1led glove. It is probable We shall
see it installed here by. spring. The
fashionable length is half way TO elbow,
and is adjusted to harmonic with the
length of the sleeve. When a close cuff
is worn. headed by deep rufles just Be-
low the elbow, the suede glove is pulled
up to the rufIle over the cuff.
It is probable that few viii regret the
passing Of the short, white glove.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
A FASHION FoREcAsT
A Few straws Which Show Which
Way the Wind Is to Blow in the
Matter of Woman's Dress.

Silver appears in all the most lash
ionable dresses and millinery, and
there is no denying how UNNECESSARILY
superior it is in effect and in good
taste to the gold trimmings which
were so layishly used last year, and
which always were inclined to suggest
vulgar ostentat.on. Besides, the hue
of silver blar..s with a number of col
ors which cannot be combined success,
fully with gold Green and gold is sug-
gestive of Mr. Tracy Tupman as a brig
and with the '.two-inch tail. which 80
greatly excited Mr.. PiekWiek's ire;
green and silver gives a vision OF In
dine. Blue and silver. violet and silver,
rose and silver. black and silver are all
delightful combinations. whereas the in
PRODUCTION of gold in the place of the
white metal would at once result in gar
ishness
A black. cloth frock is standby which
most women like to have in their ward
robes A pretty specimen OF the tailor
made order had an all round skirt braid
ed with about seven rows of fiat black
braid, and braided corselet band. The
back was arranged IN a few tiny fiat
plaids. This skirt could be worn with
any kind of blouse, and was accom-
panied by the tiniest braided bolere.
This made an extremely neat early
spring costume.
Some perfectly plain blael1 embroid
cred cloths are made with the tight-fit-
ting habit bodice, with sleeves putTed at
the top, and having deep cuffs OF the en-
broidery coming right over the hands.
And here we have an inclination to in
troduce the inevitable Waistceat Of some
soft, shaded velvet, kid. Or satin, and
the chemisette or jabot of lace. or Of
some soft fabric.-Chicago Tribune.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
HOUSEKEEPING HELPS.
sa1.ae Timely Suggestions That May
Prove Ct Benefit in This Season
Of Renovating Belongings.

To prevent your rugs from curling
up at the corners, face them fas you
would face a dress skirt on the under
side with a piece Of narrow hemp
webbing, such as is used to hold furnl-
tare. springs in place.
For wash curtains, plain white
lawn at seven to ten cents yard,
makes pretty and inexpensive ones.
Two for each window, and the inner
sides and bottom finished with a three
inch straight ruff1e of the same.
To remove inkstains from fnen
goods, soak the spots in sour milk
overnight, then wash out in strong
soapsudss made with pure soap. Il
the inkstaias are quite fresh, they can
usually be removed by washing in milk
and water, and rinsing in vinegar and
water.
TO clean porcelain or metal bath
tub, have the tub dry, then rub lightly
with a flannel cloth or a piece Of old
knit underwear which has been
dampeaed with coal oil. This will re
move every bit OF foreign matter. and
should then be brislsly rusoed with
piece of clean dry cloth, which W.
complete the task.
To remove rust from nickel, try
this: Cover the SPOT with oil or fat
of any kind, and let it stand for day
or two, then rub with a rag wet Will
ammonia If the rust is too deep tc
remove in this way, touch the spots
with diluted muriatic acid being care
full not to get the acid On the nieke
or on your hands. then wash off The
nickel and polish with whiting.
To freshen carpets that are no
much used or only dusty. get a pail o
| lukewarm water, and to two gallons o
! water allow a tablespoonful of house
hold ammonia Dip a clean fame
cloth in this, wiring out as dry as pos
siBle and wipe the carpet across TIT
| width, a. yard at a time rinsing on
the cloth frequently, also changing TIT
water as often as it gets dirty-loolling
After this is done, so over it with ;
dry, clean cloth, rubbing until al
dampness is removed
Paint splashes may be removes
from window panes by a very hot so
luton of soda applied with bit 0
flannel For cleaning indoWs add
/ tablespoonful of ammonia to a pint Q
cloth and rub glass and sash, the
/ wipe dry with a clean, dry cloth. Pol
| ISL with old paper.-The Gommoner.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
II MAZDA a Difference

The Grocer-see here. my lad. if there
are any more mistakes made behind this
counter you'll have to go
The Boy-Yes, sir.
The Grocer-Eh-what's that? How
did this two-shilling piece set among
these pennies?
The Boy-Took it in by mistake, sir
The Grocer-Eh-m mistake? Well
we won't count this one,-Tit-B
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
The ninlamaev Of Politgness.

Little Gladys, accompanied by her
mother. was dining with two maiden la
dies, who. upon being pressed to sing
after dinner, declined. giving the excuse
that old maids didn't sing nowadays!
Very politely. however, they begged
their little visitor to favor them with
q song.
II dess you'n have to 'seuse me, too
said the small Gladys. I. cause tonight
Use dom to lie an old maid, toe '-
Brooklyn Life.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Ono syTnn,an,c NyT;csa,,-

Iandladg-That new boarder is eithe,
married man or a Widower.
Daughter-Why, he claims to be a
bachelor.
LandIady you believe it. He
always turns Ills back when he opens his
poclzetbook 70 pay his board--Cincin-
nati Enquirer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
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Fair Taoa Conditions.

Father Ito woaId-be soh-in-laN)--=
Young man, if yeu marry my daughter
are you sure you will De able to take
care Of her in the style to which she
mas always been aecust omedS
Young Man fWho is in a @dolesa.a
warehouse. earnestly in guat sntefslt.
sir, or-or return the goods.-1St-BIts.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
A Narrow Escape.

81 was sorry old man" | said, as we
shook hands. ITO hear that your house
was burglarized a couple Of nights ago
Did they get away with much g
Everything there was worth i1o17
than 90 cents, thanks, hereplied. cheer
fully Still, got out Of it very luehiis'
very luckily indeed. :.
Why. how's that?'
They never woke my wife up;
shudder yet at what / would nave peeh
expected to do if they had. The Bene-
dick.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29

need whole sheep for dinner, a couple
of dozen chickens for breakfast and six
turkeys for his evening meal, says the
Washington Star. A tree sparrow has
been known to eat 100 grass seed5 in
day. Relative to the birds size. these
seeds were as big as an ordinary lunch
basket would be to fullgroWn man.
A birds strength is equally amazing.
A White-tailed eagle weighing y
pounds. with Widespread of six feet.
has been known to pounce on a pig
weighing ~ pounds, raise it to height
of 100 feet and fly off with it. The bird
has covered a distance of half a mile be-
fore the pigs owner succeeded in shoot
ing the thief.
Birds can and do work far harder
than human beings A pair Of house
martins when nesting viii feed their
young once in 20 seconds-that is. each
bird. male and female. makes 80 jour-
neys to and fro in an hour, or about
1000 day. It must remembered that
on each journey the bird has the added
work Of catching the worm.
Even so tiny a bird as the wren has
been counted to make 10 trips to and
from its nest within $50 minutes, and
the prey it carried home consisted OF
larger, heavier and harder-to-fnd in
sects than were caught By the sparroWs.
Among them were 20 good-sized cater
pillars, 10 grasshoppers, Z spiders. II
worms and more than one fat ehrysalis.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
etToo Far for the Eggs. .

Have you any old clothes to sell?"
Eyes.
Where have you SIT 'ero?"
Hone
Can I call for emf"
Yes.
Where do you liver"
Halifax. Nova Scotia. Judge.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
II 8 Difference.

Visitor-Hello. Logs! Where lavs
you been?
Boston Wil!ie-out in our antomo-
bile.
Visitor-But that's a goat you have
hitched to your cart.
Boston Willie-Yes; but his redolence
is that of an atomobile-Judge.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Thasa Lovin 9 Girls

Elyira was dressed for the Tall when
her girl chum dropped in
How do + look in this new gown,
Stella?" she asked.
Positively handsome, answered
Stella. Why, I really didn't recognize
you at first. '-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
MORE HEROES.

In passing round the medals for
The heroes great and small
o Andy, don forget that those
Who hear their country $ call
Are not the only ones who ought
no gather fair rewards,
For there are splendid heroes who
Have never hourished swords
Who have not heard Tie sereech of shells,
And never carried guns
N o never rushed through smoke and flame
To rescue helpless ones.
In giving out your medals to
The heroes who are brave,
G Andrew. don't forget the man
Who liherates his slave.
Though they deserve the pubiic,s p aiss,
And merit love anst fame,
Who hammer down their eoHntrys fees
AnG save the land from shame.
Great Andrew. o. not faiI ~ set
Aside rewards for them
That on the summer Saturdays
Close up at / p. III.
TITS fine to be heroic when
A ship q in distress,
TO rescue snrlelSing inaidens and
Exhibit feariessness
He's brave who stops a runaway
Within the crowded street
He's brave who Grags the helpless from
Beneath the cruel feet
But these are not the only ones.
Though glorious they be
Who should have medals on their breasts
For all the world to see
When Ill lof us, al last, are called
To answer over there
Where they that have deserved shall win
Untarnished crowns 10 wear,
When each and all, or high or low.
Must stand before the Lord,
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
nat IN Ornament.

He's It true that Miss olden has re.
Gently inherited half million?
she-Yes; and she'll need every dollar
of it in her business, too.
He-What is. her business?
she-Loolzing for a husband.-Cin=
einnati Enquirer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
A Permanent Supply.

There are no great poets now re-
marked the caustic commentator.
mo, answered the man who saul1ts
little. THAT is one of the peculiar
things about every literary era. There.
are never any great poets, but there are
always great critics, = Washington
Star
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Point nf View.

ITS a shame the way he treated you,
said the philosopher. but you shouIe
heap Goals Of fire On his head.
Not now, answered the misery
man. 7, II wait until next summer. Whef
coal will be cheaper Cincinnati En-.
auirer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
GREAT STRENGTH Or BIRDS
1t Enables Them 60 Do Work Far
Harder Than That of HUI
man Beings.

Birds can eat and digest from ten to
thirty times as much food in proportion
to their size as men can. If man could
eat as much in proportion to his size as
. sparrow is able to consume he would
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
sliohte5.

SO she is going TO keep the ring. even
though the engagement is broken q
Yes, answered the gloomy young
man, and that isn't the worst Ct it.
She didn't even coRGesce2d to tell me
that polite story about cherishing it as
a memento CT a very dear friendship"
Washington Star.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Canine Mad2esi

Maudie-Pa, will our new ma so mad
after awhile?
Father-What a question! Why dc
you think such thing?
Maudie-We1l, l heard her tell the
cook Yesterday that she got badly bitten
when she married you.-Tit-Bits
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
For a RainvDay.

Jones IS SO absent-ninded that he
came to my house IN the driving rain
yesterday"
@Geet When man gets that thought
less he ought to take something for it, \
Jones did; he took my gold-handled
rainstick. ''-HoustGn Post.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Such Is Life.

Most marriages. said the old bach
elor, remind me of jug handles"
What's the explanation asked the
widow with the drugstore complexion.
They are one-sided affairs, an
swered the man who had passed through
leap year unscathed.-Cineirnati En-
oIlirer
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
He Doesn't Get It.

Billie married woman with
money.
Jill thought 50.
Why did YOU think SO
Because he never seems to have
any. - Yonkers Statesman
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Indian Laneuae es.

The first essential step in the work
of the bureau of ethnology was a
classification of the American Indian
tribes into groups allied by language.
Il was found that within the area with
which the nation has to deal there
are spoken some 500 different LAM
guages as distinct from each other
as French is from English, and that
these languages can be grouped in
some 50 or so families. It was
found, further. that IN connection
with the differences in languages. are
many other distinctions requiring at
tentfon. Tribes allied in language are
often allied also in capacity. habits,
tastes. social organization, religion,
and arts and industries.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Not a Fail Deal.

Teaeher-Who was the first man,
Johnny? 5-
Johnny-George Washington. He
was first in war, first in peace, and
first
Teacher finterrupting) - No, no,
Iohnny; Adam was the first man.
Johnny-Oh, well, if you are going
To ring in foreigners, ] s'pose he was
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
K.,irg the Ball Rolling

Robinson-It seems as though WomeL
had mania for spending money.
RaWlfns-I know it. Why, whenever
my wife IS too sick to go down shopping
she sends for the doctor
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
A Limit.

A sweet Irish maiden in Galway
Was kissed by a man in q Ea.way,
When the laughing young mss
Dodged another sweet hiss,
Saving: .G'Nan, Das't lie kissin' ne al
way.
Houston Pest
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Mere poIitsne ss.

She smiled at him, and glad was re.
Nor knew twas only meant to chstff;
That why she smiled at him was. size
Ha3 better manners tEan to laugh,
The Rival.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29

Willie Worm-Ay, when it comes to
being contortionist, that fellow isn'tin
it with me. and I'll bet he gets about
thousand dollars a week, too!-Chicago
Journal.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
The Course os Events.

TIE world win wake to vernal g-ee
And sing glad refrain; ~,
Ard next the n5ourHful news III n 49,
THE peach crops failed again. \
washington Star.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Sore US. Soar.

a small boy climbed out en- bough,
And said From this perch l allough
can scar quite high.
And like u bird figh-'
But the kids in the hospital nough.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Society Jetting.

us YOUR wife entertaining this season.
asked Jones.
And smythe. who would like e Pc merry
Replied III emphatic but deloroEs tches'
fl can trutEfuily answer, not Vefs
The ROYAL
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-04-29
Houston Pest.
WHY, INDEED

Mrs. Good,.n-Little boy-little bog:
You must net strike your companion
when he is down.
Tough Edaie-Aw. g'wan. Wet
d'youse tinlz worked so hard t'git him
down fer?-Philadelphia Bulletin.