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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-23
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Washing dishes is hard on wedding
rings.-Life.
A hero is one who is afraid of being
afraid.-Life.
Every man should cultivate enough
prejudices to be interesting.-Life.
How are his morals?" "Why. thev,d
gain him entrance to the best society y
Judge.
"What did you do with all those IN.
paid bills, Julia" ~ saw they wera
beginning to worry you. dear, so do.
stroyed them."-Life.
Biffkins-"Do you mean to saw that
suit you have on was made to orderfp
Miffkins "Sure thing" Biffkins-I
"Who for?"-Chicago Daily News.
He remains here in the city.
She goes beside the cool waters:
She takes the benedict dollars.
He takes the bachelor quarters.
New York Sun.
Elsle-"Papa, just hate history"
Papa-"But you must keep at it, Ell. +
sic. dear. / don't want you to turn out
to be historical novelist. Judge.
"In what sort of meter is Scribble's
poem written?" "Gas meter" "What
the -" $50 many unnecessary
feet. you know."-Cleveland Leader.
"Why, certainly, a married woman
should be law unto herself" "Oh,
more than that. She ought to be a
law unto her husband" Brooklyn
Life.
Bacon-"Did your friend get in on
the ground aoor?" Egbert-"Oh. he
must have got in lower than that, for
he said he found himself in hole."-
Yonkers Statesman.
1t was New England parson who
announced to his congregation one
Sunday, you'll be sorry to hear that
the little church was of Jonesville 10
once more tossed upon the waves,
sheep without shepherd"
Doesn't it make you nervous to be-
in the road when an automobile comes
along at breakneck speed?" YES" an
swered the suburban dweller. But
I'd rather be in the road than in the
machine. Washington Star.
Life's consolation is but small,
And hope is for the moment hid,
When he who ne'er did graft at all
Must borrow funds from him who did. NJ
Washington Star.
Miss Elderleigh-"Would you believe
it, my dear-I listened to six declara-
tons of love at the dance last night"'
Miss Speight-"How interesting! You
must have been sitting behind some
awfully pretty girlv'-Cleveland Lead e
er.
WELL" said Dumley, self compla'
Gently, after his first after-dinner
speech, you didn't think l could
speak. did you" II confess" replied
Knox, that l can't think of anything
so marvellous that has happened Tor
years. Not since Balaam's time, in
fact. "-Philadelpbia Press.
But" said the merchant to the ap'
plicant, you don't furnish any REFER
ence from your last place" you
needn't worry about that" replied the
man with the close-cropped head ana
prison palor. ~ wouldn't be here now
If it hadn't been for my good behavior
in my last place" -Philadelphia Leu
ger.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-23

Oslerism has run mad in the case
OF the General who in his annual re-
port says that he would have no army
captain over forty years old. That rule
would have shut out many of our best
officers.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-23

Senator Depew says it is not wise for
corporations to contribute funds TO po-
litical campaigns. Indeed, it's quite
otherwise IL he gets found out, COM
ments the Houston Chronicle.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-23

The eminent explorer stood at last
at the North Pole.
Instead of indulging in sentimental
rhapsodies he took notebook and pen
ell from his pocket and began jotting
down certain memoranda.
"Noting the temperature, direction of
the wind and aspect OF the land
scapeT" asked one of his shiyering sub
ordinates.
"No," he said coldly, IL am arrang-
ing dates for my lectures."-Chicago
Tribune.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-23

There are extremes OF athletic per
Torrance that daunt even President
Roosevelt. He thinks football is too
strenuous.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-11-23

The first parlor car has made its ap-
naarance on the New York subway.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
CRAYNEVILLE.
Farmers are setting tobacco.

Farmers are setting tobacco.
Mrs. Cal Smith, Of GORDON, is Wis.
iting her mother, Mrs. Dawson, ct
this place.
Mrs Lou Brinkley died on the
18Th, aud was buried at the Tabor
grave yard.
Burglars recently broke into Can.
ada 4 ordwAy's store and took S25
worth Of good,
Hiss Lille Deboe returned home
last week from Uniontown, where
she has been visiting her brother.
whoOpipg cough is in our vicinity.
Uncle Ike Hodges is very sick
a, his home near CrAyneville.
Rev. Thomson visited ct Uncle
Billy Loyd's Sunday night.
Childrsn,s day on the 6rsi Sunday
In June
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
CHAPEL HILL.

The singing at Cal Adams Sunday
night was we'll attended.
J. S. McMurray, of Repton. was
up to see his daughter. Mrs. Chas.
Clement Sunday.
Fred Hill has bought new buggy.
Most Of the tobacco is set out In our
section and wheat looks we'll.
Dick MAyes aud wife, Of Critten.
den Springs, were at church Sunday
Miss Mabel MINER, Of Marion,
was visiting 10 this section last
week.
VIII Adams has his telephone Ia
now and says he does not have e
20 70 town every day to keep or
with the news.
Mrs. j. ;. McMurray is spending
this Week with her sister, Mrs. W
A. Adams.
Ti,iord BighAm delivered some
nice stock last Saturday.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
IRON HILL.

Quite large crowd attended
communion services at Sugar Grove
Sunday,
Miss Mary Towery, Of riney,
visited Mise Agnes Lamb Saturday
and Sunday.
Hubert Berton, viii Hoverlon,
Will MeChesney and Robert
Hodges, Of Replon, and Frank Der.
ton, Of NATION, attended church at
Sugsr Grove, Sunday.
Press Cummings and RUFUS Far.
mer went to Crayneville Sunday.
Joe Lamb made bis regular trip to
lie Stations Sunday.
The families Of Kury Travis, John
Paris Philips and Berry Deboe, Of
Marion, attended church at Sugar
Grove Sunday.
Mrs. Phine Stewart had a para
lytioal stroke Wednesday.
Mrs. John Warren Travis aud
family Of Salem, were the guests Of
Mira Lura Lamb, a few days last
week.
Mira. Uh Terry returned home
Sunday after spending several days
at her fathers at this place.
Mrs. Bette Lemon Is spending a
few days with her sister, Mrs. Prime
Stewart this week.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
T0lU.

The river 10 now over much Of the
low bottoms, but falling some. 1t is
reported that the Wabash is rising
rapidly 1t is feared it will cover
most OF the bottom lands.
Mrs. Harry Stone, daughter Of
Mr., and Mrs, j. Stone, and wife
Mr. Harry Stone, OF our community,
died last Friday $50 p, IN. She was
nineteen years Of age, had suffered
with consumption since first OF Jan.
uary, 1905 She leaves, besides q
husband, one little daughter twenty
months old, a mother, father, one
brother and one sister. Wathen, as
she was called, was good, sweet
girl, loving and kind, The bereaved
have our sympathy in their great
sorrow. Bro. Owens preached the
funeral at Hurricane church OF IL
a. m. Saturday,
Bro. Rowe, Of Csve.in Rock, vas
in town Monday evening
Sunday was foot washing dsy at
Pleasant Hill church, and there
mus, have been 500 or 1000 people
on the ground Basket dinner was
served. We must confess that while
these humble people wear no silks
nor ride in rubber tired buggies,
they show 6 higher per cent Of true
christianity than is commonly found
in these parts. While We do not
belong TO their church, We tip our
hats to these good people.
Star Brand shoes are better.
So the judges declared at the St
Louis fair No higher than OF be
brands. Try pair. For sale by
d. W. Stone.
Mr.. Kay KeUl has been in our
midst for three or four days. de IL
surveying she Foster ThrelkeId
woodland on the L town road. 1t
will be cutup into several tracts
and cold to the highest bidder.
More embroidery for the money
than elsewhere. Call aud be con.
ylnced ID ". Stone.
Fred Myers and bic mother went
to Evansville Monday to have Mrs
Myers eyes treated by specialist.
Born to the wife Of George uAss,
an eight pound girl.
Vim. II. femme has been trans.
ierred TO other works by bis com.
pAny His son goes also.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
RlJ 7 H.

II you have any surplus hands at
Marion send them up this way. The
farmers had TO wait so long on &C.
count Of the rain that now thst they
can work they need more help.
Rev. Z. b. Blackburn, Of Marion,
filed his regular appointment at
Enon Sunday. A good many from
here we're there,
Mrs. Emma Harris aud children
visited Mrs. Harris parents, Mr..
and Mrs. II. l.. Riley, at Enon, Sat
urday aud Sunday.
Byrd Guess, Of Marion, made q
living trip up this way last week.
A large crowd enjoyed a musicale
at ]. NJ. SpicEArd's Friday night.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
NEW SALEM.

W &. Tyner aud wife we're visit.
ing IN Livingston county sunday.
John CApron attended the cArni-
val at PadUeAh.
Herbert Austin and Misses May,
IIulah and Della Austin spent Sun
day At Pinekneyville.
Mrs. 7. A. Hsrpendipg is quite
sick at her hons.
Mrs. Glen wAyland IL gate sick
at the home u her father, Mr.. J II.
Pace.
Miss Maud Threlkeld is taking
music lessons from Miss Della Aus.
tin, who is teaching . class 81 the
home Of her brother. II. Il Austin.
Will Couyer and family visited
relatives near Sheridan Saturday
night aud sunday.
Bro. Oakley will preach At New
Salem the fourth Sunday evening q,
3 o'clock and administer the Lords
Supper.
Samuel woliord. an old and high.
ly respected citizen, has been quite
sick, but we are glad 10 report him
better.
Will aud Al Kirk, the horse JOCK.
lee, are trading in Paducah this
week.
II. d. wOliOrd and L. L. HArpsn.
ding attended the Masonic Lodge At
Sheridan Saturday.
Miss Jennie Binkley, Of pinekney.
vile, is visiting her sister, Mrs II.
r. Austin.
The wheat crop Is almost a failure
In this vicinity. The farmers are
not through planting corn, and the
recent rains are causing them con.
siderable delay.
Several Of our farmers attended
the Farmers Institute a. Salem.
Thursday, aud reported q good time.
and also brough, the good news
that Critteuden aud Livingston
counties are going to have q fair.
Mr.. aud Mrs, Lucian GRAY and
daughter, Miss Thelma, visited L. A.
Happenings family Sunday.
The big Cullen mine is installing
new machinery soch &c pumps, air
etc,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
PINEY.

Farmers are busy planting corn.
Miss Mary Towery visited Miss
Agnes Lamb Saturday aud Sunday.
Several persons from this com
munily attended church at Sugar
Grove Sunday.
Man Towery has bought a new
trap.
. Thomas viii, Of Providence, was
here Sunday.
Born to the wife Of Mrs. Bud
Babb, q fine girl.
Mira Art Babb is on the sick list.
Bed Morrow received news Mon.
day Of the death Of his sister, bIrs.
Henderson, Of Pooliown, which oc.
CURED Sunday night,
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
LEvIAS.

Mrs. Jane se,tfes returned home
Friday after spending two weeks
with friends la Marion,
James Champion, Of Mexico, 10
hauling lumber to build = house at
that place.
Parties owning Deerlng o. MeCor.
mick harvesting machines will be
pleased b. know that they can got
repairs from Will Davenport a, this
place.
Mrs. Eva Threlkeld Is visiting
friends aud relatives 10 Marion.
Hughes a Henry pat mp q nice
monument here Monday.
Jesse Mauiey aud family visited
relatives At PihekneyvilIS Saturday
and Sunday.
An interesting sunday school AZ
Union every Sunday evening.
Miss Tenuie Davis, Of Nebo, visit
ed here this week the guest Of DR..
Fox.
Mrs. link, Of Nashville, lie visit
log her father. q. g. Mcclure, Of
this place.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
VIEW.

Mr.. W. L. Lewis and son, Mac,
were in this section Sunday
Mrs. Conyers, Of Kelsey, was the
guest Of her father W. II. Cardin,
Sunday
Raymond Fox was visiting in the
Chapel Hill country Sunday.
Horace williamson and wife we're
guests Of friends at Mexico Sunday
Tom Davenport aud family we're
guests Of Mr McWhirter, OF New
Salem, Sunday.
The few days OF dry weather have
put the farmers to work with q vim
to finish planting the crops,
Mr.. q, W. Fox and wife were the
guests Of Henry Wheeer aud family
Sunday.
Wheat looks very promising in
this section.
W. b. Binkley arrived from Pa
ducah Friday.
While out driving Sunday, Mr.
aud Airs. A. II oIdin happened to
quite an accident, Their team be-
came frightened and ran away,
Throwing both Of them out the
buggy, bruisiug Mr. Cardin consid.
erSbh, and demolishing the vehicle.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
EARMERSVlLLE.

Situated in the fertile valley OF
the Donaldson is the beautiful vii
lage Of Farmersville, Nature has
layished her resources in making
this village one OF the prettiest
places in the world. The ground
level, covered with grass, forest
trees and shady groves are scattered
promiscously about with a beautiful
tree planted here and there by the
hand Of man Pretty cottage homes
sdorn the landscape, among the
most conspicuous is that OF Mr.
Harvey Brown built on the plans OF
modern architecture that would do
credit to any city. Two mail routes,
the rural free delivery and the star
route furnish mail each day.
Three general stores supply the
people with goods. One black
smith shop where the farmers can
get their work done AT oil times.
One veterinary surgeon to attend to
the ailments OF live stock Two
physicians TO keep the corporeal
system in repair. One doctor OF
divinity to look after the interest OF
the inner man, and there is room
for one OF two more. Several skilled
carpenters are kept busy as the town
is gradually developing. One church
Of the Baptist denomination is in a
prosperous condition under the pas.
torship Of Rev. Blackburn, Of Ma
riop, with prayer meeting and Sun
day school held regularly. One
school up to date in educational fac
ulties under the management Of
Miss Aldora Cartwright, an able
and efficient teacher. So the re.
ligious, physical and educational
status are equal to any other com.
munity. Kentucky chivAlry and hos.
pitalits asserts itself and invites
others to come and be received with
4 hearty welcome.
Miss otie Moss is on the sick list.
Miss Lila SpickArd visited her
parents at Ruth last Saturday and
Sunday.
DR.. Walker and family visited rel.
atives in Princeton last week
Farmers are not doing much to.
ward planting corn in this neigh.
borhood on account Of the rains.
Master Will Randolph, Of Prince.
ton, is the guest Of Master Ran.
dolph and Will Brown this week.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
GAINESVILLE.

VIM. Richard and granddaughter
visited Mr VIM. Anderson and fam
lily Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Emma King is siill ia a very
critical condition
Mr.. Charles Keibler, Of the Coffee
Landing neighborhooi was here
Sunday.
Messrs John Keibler and Jonah
Myriek have bought new thresh.
ing machine.
Roy Bennett, who has been At
tending the carnival A Paducah
passed through here Sunday morn
lug.
Prof r. +. Babb and several OF
his pupils we're At Smilhland Friday
and Saturday, attending the sIAmi.
natoa for teachers
Mrs. Watts Davis, widow Of Mr.
Watts Davis, who Loot hi. life on the
Golconda, has bought VIA, is known
As the Baker property Of Mr. Jane.
PArvey She moved 10 her new
home last week
Prof W. ?. Brewer 10. gone 10
house keeping IN the property Va.
Gated by Mrs DAVIS
Mrs DisE Champion. Of Lola. IL
visiting her daughter. Mr Ada
Bryant.
Miss Jessie GwArinsy went to Pa
dusAh with her brother, Psrssy. on
the John S. Hopkins Saturday.
Ross Ru,isr is nov mud" clerk
on the Joe Fowler
Mr. L. b, Gwsribsy aud daush
ter, Mics Willie, started Tor Manch-
fort, lnd., sunday TO visit SIR.
ovartneys mother aud other r,la.
iiyes aud friends Mrs. Graes How.
ard, Of Memphis, joined her father
and sister here and accompanied
them 10 MAnehiori.
Alter q two weeks visit Prof q.
Q. Howard will Join bic wife At this
place.
The Hon J. L Chiilsndsu. editor
OF the Marion Record. passed
through here Sunday morning en-.
route to fAirvisw. He va. aocomp.
MED by his brother. Herbert. A c.
Babb and Q. II whiehouse We
are always glad to sse you Mr. Ed.
tor aud would be pleased 10 zee you
oiisnet You have many friend.
here ihA, are ever ready TO welcome
you
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
TRINA

The big femme mines vhia /
been doing a large amour, :,
for several months, shut d.. \
urday and It is reported tb,,j
will be no more work do,.
the management Of Mr. Tsn.1
Mr., Jim Ellington, Of Ml
was here Sunday shaLiug n
with bis many friend, aud ~
The foot washing At p1
HILL Sunday was larger ~
than !, ever h" been ~
church has been built
Miss Ethel White il a
friends IN lrma.
Miss Pearl Large, Of II, i
is visiting her uncle, Doek Nj
OF Lola.
Brother j. y. Rose 6ll.tpI
ulAr appointment, at Lib,ri,
Saturday night and suliU
Miss Maggie Meyers I'll
CUES, Of Miss Pearl sall,.,.
week.
Mr. Dollar Croft Of Sa
was in our midst Saturday q.
day.
Miss sAllio Watson va Ia
urday shopping.
Muses. TaOkwell and Real
wers the guests Of Mr. Al
lenger last week
,Ir Will Miller aud ~,
ting their mother Nh
Thompson.
Miss NeonA Miner va.
family Of J. d. Perry Notig
Mr.. Bird Guess ,nl Nal
FsrTell passed through Ten
day.
Miss May Hsrdssiy q
Rock u visiting hsr sss
Maggie Fupkhoussr, O ta
Mr.. Henry sullshg,f q!
vent 10 Tolu THURSDAY "A
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
AND KELSEY

The town can boast Of one on the
chain gang all by himself
Mems all wool pants, $780, mems
all wool outing suits, 1915.
SAM HONERTON
Miss Nina Wootton, OF Hopkins.
vile, returned home few days ago
The best and largest line Of cloth.
ing. All kinds at all prices.
SAM HOWERTON.
Misses Katie May Lsndram and
Hester Chsppell, Of Princeton, and
Maude Dodds, OF Order, were visit
here and attended services al the
G. p. church Sunday.
John Bennett has sold his farm
and will move to Florida.
Mems 6ne patent colt oxiords,
50 to $3.50. SAM H0WERT0N.
Mrs. I. NJ. Butter aud daughter,
Miss Virginia, went to Hopkinsville
last Friday to'atlend the commence.
MEET exercises.
Ladies custom made oIiords wear
like iron, Sl.00.
SAM HOWERToN.
A great deal Of wheat will not be
worth cutting.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
CROOKED CREE

Health IL good in III. 4
hood.
Finsy S,aion left Fuiy 4
gAnhsld
Clsnde ON, Of DLia 4
spending = iew days sil 4
james Gill.
Mrs. Walter Ttufuit /
Madrid, No. is here 90 d
Der mother. Mrs Bees Hssd|
Robert Melfe,r q 4
No, IL ,ptpdiug . lev i,H
Singing Saturday uIsti 4
oysd by the young io.l,
Miss Bessie Hurst ii II
few days With bsr ubss'|
Victor Hurst.
h. z. Butler. o. MI.o.s
ing here.
W. J. Thurman uasi
ThurmAns family la, s''l
Miss Jane Canada q 4
has been visiting her tfa
CauAda.
Sam Hughes, Of ~ Il
spending . wsek With " Il
mans family.
Miss D,ssie TLuruta q
Sunday Tor New MsliA
live With her sister, Mu
han.
Subscribs Tor The Rs'''i
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

AS Gathered by Our
oral N0xUS Efficient Cores
pondents.
DYCUSBURG.

UiCUSbUKG.
Cleve Martin returned from Ma.
rion Sunday.
Several Of our people attended
quarterly meeting at Groves Chapel
Sunday.
Mrs. Lula Cassidy visited her
daughter, Mrs, 9. L. Glenn, OF
Paducab, recently.
Miss Wayne Graves and brother,
Hugh, went to Kelsey Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dew, Of Mullen,
Texas, are the guests OF MIR. and
Mrs. @. L. Burks.
Judge Graves visited Paducah
recently.
Mr.. Edge Gregory, ST., has been
very i'll, but is conyalescent.
T. H. McReynolds and little
daughter, Lossie, were IN Kelsey
Friday.
Edge Campbell has returned from
Bowling Green, where he has been
attending school.
Mr. aud Mrs. Jas. Bennett AMI
Miss Myrtle Yancey visited Nash
vile last week.
Miss Nettie Brasher, OF Tilene,
visited Mr.. aud Mrs. Chss Brssher
last week.
Misses Georgia and Flossie Boaz,
Of Kelsey, we're in our town Thurs.
day.
Mrs. p. X. Cooksey and dsugh-
ter, Miss RheA, and Mrs. 7. L.
Philips and little daughter. Eliza.
beth, were in Kelsey one day last
week.
Rev. Dees filed his appointment
at the Methodist church the third
Sunday.
Messrs. Holmes and "Uorn," Of
Marion, we're in Town Sunday.
Messrs. Giles aud Ryman, OF
Nashville, we're guests at this place
Sunday and Monday.
Mr.. Dow LOy6 and Miss Mamie
Thorning, Of Salem, visited Miss
Nettie Mitchell Sunday.
Mesdames Bradley and LAngston
are visiting in Nashville.
Mr.. and Mrs Fred RamAge re.
turned from Kuttsws.Sunday, where
they have been visiting relatives.
Mrs.Eula vosier is on the sick list
this week.
Mr. aud Mrs. Henry Mitchell vie
tied relatives IN Marion Saturday
and Sunday.
DR.. and Mira I. L. PHILIPPE went
TO PSducah Sunday.
Master Richard Samuel Shelby
Of Salem vicinity, with bis parents
and little sister, coreen, made Dy-
eusburg a flying visit Sunday. Sam
is indeed bright, handsome little
fellow, and bis usits are appreciated
A little child Of VIM. Perrin died
recently. The bereAved parents
have the sympathy Of many friends,
D.. +. Barnes has been quite sisL
Of late, but is able to be out again.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

Remember that never under any
do we sacrifice quality
in order to quote little prices, but
buy the best and give it to you at
lowest cash prices.
O. B. LLOYD, Fredonia, Ky.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

We mean YOU when we say you
should buy your dry, goods, shoes,
hats, etc, from
U. b. LLOYD, Fredonia. Ky.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

Good shoes aud oIfords from Toe
10 $1,000. New line Of suspenders,
all prices q. b. LLOYD.
FREEDOMS, Ky.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

We ask you when you are inter
ssted to see our line Of mems pants,
and get our prices before you buy.
CD. LLOYD, FredoniA, ny.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26
WHEN you PAINT THE HOUSE

See that The work is done with
Green seal-youll profit by Il, 90
viii The house For sale BY Hina.
Bsbb 90.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-05-26

II you are bard 10 -
mand full value ior yoai
Ne make you en- "lnlsrusi'
CD LLOYD. frslsi|
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-02
MAKING THE ALKALI EDIBLE.

Luther Burbank. who is called the
botanical wizard because of his de-
velopment of stoneless plums and
other fruit freaks, has just produced,
after 10 years work. a spineless cac-
tus, which is half as nutritious as al
falfa and will yield more forage to
the acre.
BY a series of crossing and recross-
ings of different varieties from diff
fetent parts of the world, Mr.. Bur-
bank is aiming to make the plant har-
dier and to produce more fruit and
leaves. He has at his Santa Rosa ex-
perimental grounds specimens of q
cactus which he has robbed of thorns
having brought the leaves to state
of perfection in which a man can rut
leaf over his face. The surface II
found soft as silk.
The creation of a spineless cactus
is of worldwide Importance. Th'
plant will grow luxuriantly on tn
dryest desert. In this and other coun
tries It's leaves and fruit are food TO
man and beast and 1t will mean t
some regions more than the introduc
tion Of the potato meant to Europe
New York Sun.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-01-02
"How DOES TT SEEM TO your

1t seems to me I'd like to go
Where the bells don't ring. nor whis-
ties blow,
Nor clocks don't strike, nor gongs
don't sound,
And I'd have stiffness all around.
Not real stiffness, but just the trees
Low whispering, or the hum of bees,
Or brooks faint babbling over stones
In strangely, softly tangled tones.
Or maybe a cricket or katydid
Or the songs of the birds in hedges
hid,
or lust some such sweet sounds al
these,
To fill tired heart with ease.
II 'twern't for sight and sound ant
smell,
I'D like city pretty well,
Eut when 1t comes to getting rest
I like the country lots the best.
Sometimes Il seems to me I must
Just quit the city's din and dust
And get out where the sky is blue;
And say, how does 1t seem to you?
| Eugene Field.