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The Irish standard., 1905-09-02

"perjured Clarence" This means that
the entire 29,44S are descended from
Henry II, and in the female line from
William the Conqueror. Mr.. Parnell,
lit seems, was Plantagenet; so was
Cardinal Vaughan, and so was Miss
Charlotte M. Yonge, and few are the
royal persoIages not similarly en-.
dowvd.
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02

Secretary Bonaparte has determined
on April "a next as the date for the
celebration in honor of John Paul
Jones, says the Irish-American. This
date is the anniversary of the capture
of the Ffitish man-of-war Drake by
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02
The late Sir William Harcourt ono

The late Sir William Harcourt once
amused his political enemies by the
announcement that he had Plantagenet
blood in his veins, but, Judging by the
latest figures, it seems as If the pos
session were commonplace, says the
Memphis Catholic Journal. There are
1l,723 known descendants OF Edward
~. and 1925 of his brother George,
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02

John Landy, who died recently at
Morton, this state, was a splendid type
of citizen, and few men were better
known in Renville county than he,
where he had resided for almost forty
ears. One Of his sons, j. R. Landy,
ublishes the Buffalo Lake News, one
our bright country exchanges.
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02

Rev. Father Cavanaugh, the new
esident of the University of Notre
me, although only 35 years of age, is
9 of the most scholarly men in the
man Catholic church. He was for
number of years at the head of the
" Cross seminary. 1t was from
re Dame that he was ordained in
l.
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02

All is not harmony in the Repub-
can ranks. The situation is we'll
lustrated by the discussion now 60
on between two leaders in Iowa.
overnor Cummins favors reciprocity,
1T Leslie M. Shaw belongs to the old
oss-back class who look upon the
esent tariff schedule as something
cred.
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02

1t seems that some better way of
observing Labor Day than walking
through the streets might be inaugu-
roted. Workmen should find some en-
joyable way of spending holiday.
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02
IS rather peculiar that Mayor

~, Should IND It necessary 10 ISSUE
orders to stop the playing Of baseball
on Sunday in certain quarters Of the
city at this time of year. About Sep.
tember 1st the thoughts of young
America turn from baseball to foot
does not interfere with the boys and
at the same time may please some
people who object to sports of any
kind on Sunday. Percy is a sly one!
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02

Secretary Bonaparte does not pro-
Use to allow a whitewash of the Ben
ington disaster. He has the surviv-
lg officers before a court martial.
The Irish standard., 1905-09-02
The above rates include cost of postage
to any part of the United States, Canada
Or Mexico. To foreign countries the post

to any part Of the United States, Canada
Or Mexico. To foreign countries the post
age will be SOC per year additional.
REMITTANCEs.
Remittances may be made at our risk BY
sither draft, express money order, postodice
money order or registered letter, addressed
10 TIE IRISH STANDARD. Minneapolis,
MINI. Money sent in any other way 10 at
xhs risk OF the person sending 1t.
EXPIRATIONs.
The date which is printed with your
name on your paper or wrapper shows to
what time your subscription 10 paid. Thus,
lune 'O5 means that your subscription 10
paid up to June, 1905; Apr. e6. to April.
1906, and % On.
RENEWALS.
Three weeks are required after sending
money before the date which shows to
what time your subscription has been paid.
nd serves a. q receipt, can be changed.
at the end Of three weeks, date 10 un'
anged, or IN error noticed, you Will con-
-s favor BY notifying 10.
1scONTINUANcEs.
TIE IRISH STANDARD will be sent to
very subscriber until all arresrages are
auing Q paper 10 BY paying up all back
CHANGE OF ADDRESS.
When Q change Of address 10 desirsd the
-ubscriber should give both the old address
nd the new.
LETTERS AND COMMUNICATIONS.
Address all basiness letters and COM
unications to The IRISH STANDARD. Min
.apolis, MINI.
All resolutionA cards Of thanks, etc..
lblished In THn IRISH STANDARD. 10 paid
after, and will be charged for at the rate
-- 10 cents per line.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

The fire department responded 10 a
morning call. Sunday. an alarm oehie
rung in at S.26, from box Al. at tine coi
ner Of Maple and Willow stress, "
due TO the discovery Of Drish u'
on the roof of the house owned anu
cupied by Joseph L. Delano. AT NJ.
Maple street. The response OF u''e
partment was very prompt ana III.
BOYS of Hose No. had STREAM, y,
water on the fire before the aiari,, LII LII,
ceased sounding. The fire was prooap'y
due to a spark from chimney na
although it burned over quite a p, sad
on the shingles, it was extinsu''"r
before it had worked its way thIousn
The roof. The estimated loss Is Del~e .saa
sis to 500 and is covered by in sur +
in the agency of Macomber, FAR o.
Written. A high wind was oio"Ine .t a
the time and that the nature Oh Oh Inc ,e
fire was not more serious was due -
the excellent work of the ilreneh'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
ASSESSORS NOTICE.

The inhabitants of the City Of Augusta,
ana others having taxable property with
IN SAID city. are hereby notified to bring
IN TO the Undersigned, assessors of said
"ltE, true and perfect lists Of their polls
ana I'll their estate. real and personal. in
GUIDING money on hand, and all money
loaned on property. mortgages. notes, dut
bills and memor:mdums or in any manner
so invested that interest or other con-
Sideration shall be paid or become due
thereon. debts due more than owing. and
all property held in trust as Guardian
Executor. Administrator or Trustee, or
otherwise which they may be possessed Of
on the first day of April. 1903. ard to be
prep lrcd to substantiate the same by
oath. For the purpose of receiving said
lists and administering the DATA author
ized thereto. tie undersigned Assessors Of
said city, will be in session at their Office
IN CITY HALL. each day from the 18th
day of April to the 5th day of May next.
from to l. o'clock A. NJ and from 2 to
O'Clock p. M. This will afford taxpayers
ample opportunity to look over our books
ana nave hearings if they desire them.
After May 18th. when the work of making
up me new books will commence. there
WILL positively be no review of valuations.
Those persons who neglect to bring in
such lists will. BIZ BARRED OF ANY
RIGHT to make application to the Coun
" commissioners for an abatement OF
any taxes which may be assessed against
them.
Blanks for returns may be had of us
of the CITY Treasurer
r. w. BUTTON. Assessors
F. L. HARRINGTON. of
April i. 1875. D'' e ''
mch:Nd9t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Every lady who wishes beautliui
hands should wear pair or rupDer
gloves while busting, sweeping. clean-
ing house. washing dishes. dyeing or
gardening Bowditch & Webster are
selling the very best fresh goods Tor
10 cents a pair. regular factory prices.
While buying the gloves it would DE
well to get a good sponge for house,
clea hing and washing that dirty car
riayc. They make a specially Of the
Rock Island, the strongest and pes.
sponge for carriage washing stap'e
use
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
@Eg!g4zs@sk>
e. Railroad
Pullman Car Service.

Pullman Car Service.
Pullman Sleeping cal petoesE bos'o'
and Caribou on train leaving Boston a.
!4e F. ~: Augusta, E,as a a J A.; 5snso'
TRAINS LEAVE.
LEAVE Portland. l0.4 ?. Nd; Aususta
SIS A. M; Arrive Millinocket at $40 A
A. NJ; Caribou, 1.00 P. NJ; Fort Fairfield
leo A. M; Van Buren,, l2.49 2. M
EAVEIP9rtland "a r NJ; Augusts
ea 40 A a M Ma Ara,ss X Sasahsn as
Works $50 A. M; Patten. n.50 A: n
ashland, 20 2; NJ; Fort Kent. 40 P; N
aoulton, E55 P: NJ; Presaue Isle: ID +
r. M; Limestone, AID P. NJ; Fort Fair
held. sos P. M; Dover and Foxcroft, 81
4. NJ; Guilford. Sal 4. N: .Monson. 10.I
& a.; areenville. less A NJ; kipeo' IL
LEAVE Portland. 1875 A. NJ: Augusta
l2.S p. NJ; Watervi!le. 1.2O 2; NJ; Leav,
t,angor, S15t NJ; Arrive Milinocket,; 90
?. M; Fort Fairfield, .10I5 P. NJ
LEAVE Portland, Il 40 p. M; Augusta
80 P. NJ; Waterviile. s:os P. NJ: tan
'iuilford. 7.26 P. NJ: Greenvile. $40 P. X
TRAINS ARRIVE
LEAVE Grecnville. 5So A. NJ; Dow
s 80 a. NJ Ksr ATrive sanE1T s2S A.
los: Augusta. 3.45 r. b.
LEAVE For: Fairfield. 500 A. NJ: Car,
oou. 500 A. NJ; Pressure Isle, SCI A. NJ
Houlton, sos A. Nj: Ashland. $50 A N.
Patten. $50 A. M: Millinocket. 10.16 A. NJ.
katahdin Iron Works. 1Ol5 A. M; Arriv.
Bangor, 100 P. NJ: Arrive Waterville. 30
2: M: Augusta. 3.45 P. NJ.
LEAVE Van Buren,. 9.25 A. M; Caribou
il.40 A. M; Pressure Isle. 121l P. NJ: For
Eairheld u35 = NJ Houlton. eco F; NJ;
": Patten. ESQ T. M; Millinocket, 40 P
n: K Knee; 1-so . P y NJ; Greennyille, 3.H F
N; Dover and Foxcroft, SOS P. M; Ar.
i've Bangor. 725 P N Waterville. -
LEAVE Caribou u 40 p M: van Burer
80 P. NJ. Fort Fairfield, AIS r NJ
oresgue Isle, 4;SS P; NJ: Houlton, go F
cor. II. 4o T: NJ; Waterville, LES A. n
augusta, 2.32 4. n.
G.. g. BROWN.
g. P. 4 T. 4
Y. II. Brown,
Gen1 Superintendent
Ran9or. oct. J. Woa
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

On warrant sworn out by Sheriff
Ham. City Marshal Breen. assisted by
Deputy Sheriff Tyler. searched the
place of Joseph Cyr on upper Water
street. Saturday evening. and seized a
quantity of intoxicating liquor amount
ing to four half pints of whiskey. and
also a can. The respondent will be CIV
ell hearing before Judge Andrews at
the municipal court room, at O'Clock,
this morning
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
A Rule for Judging Men.

The late William III. Baldwin, .ir., presi
dent of the Long Island railroad. was one
Of tin. most cOrsiderate and best liked OF
New York's large employers. Yet he hat
an inllcxiblc rule in employing and dis
charging men. Speaking once on tina
subject Mr.. Baldwin said: There is
rule that experience has taught me to b.
correct 1t is a rule that ] nave used fo
years in my business. and that has no
once led me astray. 1t is ths-wh eneve
] discover one of my men looking back
with pride over his accomplishments
instead of keeping his eyes forward-well
that's quite enough for me. | don't wal
for any positive offence No matter how
cap;,ble he may have been. / put Il cross
against his name. and he goes out at tho
first opportunity. When man gets tt
looking back on his record his usefulness
is past."-World's Work.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Several members of Hose No. .
responded to still alarm at about
noon, Sunday. due to a fire in CHM
liey on the Coughlin building. at the
corner of Water and Bridge streets.
The fire was in the same chimney that
caused some trouble some time ago.
and several pals of water were'neces!
sary TO extinguish the blaze.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Cards OF Thanks, obituary no,,,.

Cards Of Thanks, obituary notice. -.
buttons of respect, etc. MI, Z
charged at the rate Of ten cent.
line. No charge less than Levy, Vt
five cents. e"'y"
All advertising, announcement. ~
tertainments. whose object !. ~"
raising of money, will be cb,- 'ss
the rate Of fifteen cents a line. ~
Advertising notices. news form ,,,
excluded from our local column.
cept such as refer to advertiser.
cupying space in our adver,,.,N
columns. and will be run MA.
pages. '0Ssa
oupser'oers who fail to receive tn.
journal promptly will confer a ,av.s
oy notifying the Office immediats,v
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

If the members of the Hospital La
dies Aid who have not paid their 81
annual dues for 1905 will kindly hand
or send the same TO the treasurer. Mrs
Norman Bassett. it will be greatly APP
preciated. The money is especially
needed at this time.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
LOCAL NOTICES.

spfntna, meeting at G. A. X; mar 40
sunday April I'd. at go anu '.oo'
lecture by Mrs. Annie r. Chapman,
followed by Spirit messages. All are
welcome. Collection taken at doof'
Mar.31d2t'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

The street sprinkler for the Western
district was out for the first time of
the season. Saturday, its appearance
becoming imperative because of the
clouds of dust which were flying on
Water street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Mrs. Thomas, chiropodist. VIII o.
,,aassa 70 receive former and oil pas-
rons at 30 Western avenue. or Il LIZ
homes II desired. Manicure snam
nooipg. scalp and facial mas
Telephone. 33a-A-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

The Augusta Athletic Club is now
comfortably installed in their new
quarters in the Purinton block and have
made arrangements to hold an athletic
exhibition Thursday evening. This ex-
hibition will be- in the nature of house
warming and will consist Of wrestling,
boxing bag punching, etc. to which the
club invites each and everyone inter-
ested, free of charge.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
RAILROADS AND STEAMBOATS,.

In Effect Oct. 10, 1904.

In Erect OCts w sSS''
Passenger trains leave Augusta a. fsi
'o"'' THROUGH TRAINS.
GOING WEST-2.32 A. NJ. daily. cxcep
A. NJ, for Lewiston. Pennington, Phil
ton. Bridgton, Montreal and Quebec; 100
A. IN. for Brunswick. Lewiston, Farming
ton Phillips GSrra Gonway f falkland
Lancaster, Gorham, NJ. H.. Berlin Falls
Groyeten. N. Stratford. Island Pond
coiebrook and Beecher Falls; $40 P. Nj.
local to Portland; 345 ?; NJ. (express) foi
for Bath. Portland. Lewiston, Cornish
Bridgton, N. Conway, and Bartlett; III
?. NJ, for So. Gardiner; 1888 P. NJ, might
Pullman) every night for Lewiston. Bath
GOING EAST-l2.59 A: M. (night ex
pressl for Skowhegan. Bangor. Bar Har
Dor. St. stephen. Calais. st. John, Hall
ington Co r. r.; Sunday morning going
east does not connect for SkOwhegan. Bel
fast. FoNcroft or beyond Bangor; 6.a
Nd NV se ana skcW
hogan. Bangor and Bucksport: 12.ss
2. M, Waterville. Foxcroft. Bangor, Ole
Town. Patten, Houlton and Caribou. vie
Calais. Houlton, Woodstock. st. John
and Halifax and to Lewiston via Oakland
and Winthrop; go ?. NJ: express for
WdIeTVllle, f1dISOr, bar WASH
Co r. r., Old Town, Greenvllle: 3.13 P. M
for Waterville, Oakland. North Arson
Bingham, Skowhegan. Belfast, Foxcroft
Greenville, Bangor. Old Town and Malta
wamkeag; 30 P. NJ, for Waterville.
Sundays-Going West. 232 A. NJ. 70,
Portland, Boston; rs A. NJ, 1913 A. NJ
for Brunswick. Bath. Portland and Bos-
ton. Going east. $50 A. M. night) Ban
gor, 9.15 A. NJ, for Waterville. SkowReGan
and Bangor; go p. NJ, Bangor.
The Night Pullman Train leaving al
1859 A. NJ, Sunday morning, going East
does not connect for SkOwhegan, Belfast
Toxcroft. or east of Bangor.
ACCOMMODATIONS TRAINS
AUGUSTA TO SOUTH GARDINER
A. NJ. P. NJ p. NJ. p. N
Augusta. ". .......7.40 200 SO els
HallOwell ..........7H POI SIG SIP
Gardiner ............SOO 10 BIS 6.S
So. Gardiner ar. $40 2.36 5.34 6.E
SOUTH GARDINER TO AUGUSTA.
A. NJ p. M. p. NJ. p. M
So. Gardiner ". SO 1.oo 42o 81
Hallowell :.........ss4ss 1.ss ~ seq
Through tickets to California and all
points South and West may be had of
II. Walker, ticket agent, Augusta, the
only office in Augusta selling via al
routes and checking baggage free OF ex
penSe.
GEO. F. EVANS. v. p. & Gen. Man.
F. E. BOOTHBY. G. P. & T. A.
Portland. Me.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Harry L. Mitchell of Bowdoin Col.
leee. was in the city, Sunday, the guest
of Robert Cony.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

The regular quarterly meeting of the
kennebec Historical Society will be
held in Library hall, on Tuesday, April
4th, at 7.45 P. NJ.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

The Curtis Daughters will meet with
Miss harrington, at So Bangor street
tonight.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

The Armitage Club will meet with
Mrs. Geo. 3. keene, ) Middle street. at
80 o'clock, this afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Mis-. Chick, Chiropocist. 81 dFees
- shampooins, Msnicuring, FACE -
Scalp Massage Tel Ns-A
Feb. 1eodtk .,-.... --,-----~- -s-<'s''''s'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
LOCAL MATTERa
Journals Telephone Call, 1874

The postponed dance of the Murrav
Club will be held. Tuesday evening
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
New Advertisements TODAY.

~ lct-House.
Wanted-Rlacksmith.
For Sale-A Good Mare.
j: :. Rurnham, Winthrop
T ror saie,White Wyandott eggs.
nahted-t1remon and Eraketncn
Wanted-Hustlers to sell Harnss.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Eev. Alfred Ware of Lisbon Falls
was calling on friends in Augusta, Sat.
urd2y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

BOSTON aairdressing and Cniropoo :
Parlors, "a Water b. Te'eDn'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
Hard Colds.

Hard Colds.
People whose blood IL pure are moi
nearly 80 likely to take hard colds a.
are others.
Physiology goes into the reason.
Hoods Sarsaparilla makes the blood
pure. causing healthy action of the mu
cous membrane and giving strength
and tone to all the org ans and func-
lions.
This great medicine RECEIVERS the sys-
tenn after q cold. az 10 other does.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

Tho government of New South Wales
has sanctioned the erection of two
state institutions for the treatment OF
inebriates without means.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
BROWN PURSE coNTAlNlNc sum

% %, money money between Bridge street and Mr.
way or Water. Green. State ard wiz; ny
n aI e streets. Please leave at the Jour :.
''f' '''>''' Inar39dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
LOST.

JOHNSON OPERA HOUSE. cARpI.
ner. tuesday evening. pair of gold-bowea
rss ss.-.lasses. black cord in black case
Mhister. Gardiner High school aprid3t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
Or. SMITHS SAN!TARiUM
Twenty Years Experience in Nal
and Female Diseases.

All diseases treated by my private
MetnodS. safe and sure. Board can be
Sptainec at my Sanitarium il so desired
correspondence and consultation free
NetterS answered in plain envelopes.
49,, DIR. SMITHS SANTTARIUM,
'ahlIdaunna ~'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03
Wilkes MARE. OWING TO RE-

r,oval from the State | offer for sale IL
hy Geo Wilkes. Jr.: dam by Daniel Lam
bert; seven years old; 16 hands; weighs
ITO: sound, safe. KIND and good actor.
| -scd three years as family horse in City
Augusta. InchZ9dl "
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-04-03

3 FARMS: 2 IN LITCHFlELO, 8
miles from Gardiner and one in PittstOn
2 miles from Gardiner. also 4 work horses
for particulars inquire of Geo. K. Win
gate. 162 Bridge ST., Gardiner, Ne.
y,31doxys
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-06-29

with cantor. Esiipp, and hsad-toeo ve
plunge through the sun-bathcd air.
The scent OF Hraas IN our noetriis. tho
wind NJ play with our hair.
The clouds are dancing before us. the
shadows chase DER the plain.
with canter, gaiiop. and head-toss. In
proof that the day Il ours.
We kick up tho dust behind us. we stop
and pluck at the nowers .
for folk who must work
Then on-a race TO the corner. and back.
with the stop jerk.
Or. limbs grown tired In the gaiiop We
browse where the clover grows:
We steep ourselves In It's sweetness. In
beauty take our rcpose.
The crack OF whip and the sharp COM
mand-bridle, check. and rein
Are far away. We ar. masters now. An.
what Is life TO gain.
They can't know life who Just labor. nc'er
shaking the traces fresf
Nor reaching upland meadows. with
broader vision TO zee
How crnmped the shadowy valley where
the roads are marrow. while here
There's all the pasture 10 run In. where
sun and the stars are near.
Then on. and up 10 the corner. and back
TO the fence again!
The clouds are dancing before Us. the
shadows arc In the plain!
with canser. gallop. and head-toss we
plunge through the sun-bathed air,
The scent OF grass In the nosirils. behind
Charles Milford Robinson In The Out.
look
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-06-29

eeusdn't get some sleep after. working
like Q dog all day. and he'd Ike tn
know II he was expected TO sleep on
the roof or In the sink. and begee-
uRie- away he went
60 sleep again. but this time without
the snoring accompaniment.
Say" he inquired mt the breakfast
table on the following morning. what
was all that rough housein' that you
were pulling or In the middle OF the
night-handing me uppercuts and
short-am jolts and things. hey?"
Jack" she replied. solemniy--for
she had never mentioned u before
Jack. you were snoring just something
disErncefui."
lie looked surprised and cut up some.
who? Me? Snoro. Why, the
ideel You've got another guess! New
or did such a grossly disreputable
thing In all my bright young life
that's a vile accusation. IL sure rs. Me
snore! Not guilty. Bet you new hat
never snored In my life! Bet you
two hats. Shocking thing to say To n
mani I'm surprised at you!"
The next day was Sunday. He
corkcd on on one OF the touches for an
after dinner nap. Three minutes after
lying down he was snoring like n Gait
She remembered his refusal 10 believe
her declaration that he snored. SO
she slipped fresh cylinder onto the
phonograph. placed 10 softly alongside
the couch on which he was lying. start
cd IL going. and got cylinder fun or
his Gargnntuan shores. She put the
cylinder away. meaning to spring IL on
him the very first time he should again
deny his snoring habit.
But that evening number OF friends
who hadn't seen the Mercyonnuses
since their return from the honeymoon
called upon them. While Mrs. Mercy
onnus was out In the dining room fix-
ing up n lemonade and cake rejection
for the callers Mr.. Mcrcyonnus decided
to entertain them with the photograph.
The first cylinder he fitted onto the
contraption and turned loose was the
snoring record which his wife had sur
reptitiously taken that afternoon. and
the fat was filled with the most extra
ordinary bunch OF sounds that ever
came out OF a talking machine. until
Mr.. Mercyonnus jumped forward and
stopped ~. not, however. before all the
callers were In n roar.
Then Mrs. Mercyonnus had to come
forward and make a blushing explain
alton, while her husband giared and
looked foolish by turns.
Snoring is n tabooed subject In the
Mercyonnus fiat now.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1905-06-29
or Wide interest.

Breed. Wis. June 26.--tSpcciai)--
Chas. Y. Peterson. Justice OF the Peace
for oconto Co.. has delivered a judy
ment that II OF interest TO the whole
United States. Tut briefly. that judg-
rent Is. "Dodd's Kidney Pills are tho
best Kidney medicine on the market
to-day"
And Mr.. Peterson gives his reason
for this Judgment. lie says: Last
winter had an aching pain In my
back which troubled me very much. In
the morning could hardly s,ralghten
my back. did not know what IL was.
but an advertisement led me 20 try
Dodd's Kidney Pills. After taking one
box I can only say they have done
more for me than expected. rs feel as
well now as ever I did before"
Pain In the back IL one OF the FIRST
symptoms OF Kidney Disease. IL not
cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills u may
develop into Brlght's Disease, Diabetes.
rheumatism or some Of the other dead
ly forms OF Kidney Disease.