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The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
The Key that Uniocks the Door to
Long Living,

The men of eighty-five and ninety
years Of age not the rotund we'll fed.
but thin, spare men who live on a slen-
der diet. Be as careful as he will, how
ever, . man past middle age, will occas-
ionslly eat too much or of some article
Of food not suited to his constitution,
and will need a dose of Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets to cleanse
and inyigorate his stomach and regu-
late his liver and bowels. When this is
done there is no reason why the aver
age man should not live to old age For
psls By all druegistA
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
An Emergencv Medicine.

For sprains. bruises, burns, scalds and
similar injuries, there is nothing so good
as Chsmberlain's Pain Balm. 1t sooth
- the wound and not only gives instant
relief from pain, but causes the parts to
heal in about one third the time re-
quired by the usual treatment. AL
druggists
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
AN OLD BACHELOR SAYS THAT

AN OLD BACHELOR SAYS THAT
Ono Of the doubtful states is that
of matrimony.
You can't tell what q woman 10 go
ing to do by what she says.
The saddest sight I ever saw was
fat woman trying to look cute.
The best philosophy for the ordi-
nary dropping spirits is castor oil.
A man seldom does anything the
way a woman thinks he should do 1t.
When a woman loses all interest In
the fashions an undertaken gets a Job.
The more tickle woman is the more
1t seems to hurt her when told Of 1t.
Women always have = suspicion
that they are entertaining angels un-
awares.
Women always have a suspicion
that they are entertaining angels un-
awares.
II dressmaker doesn't give a
woman fits the woman gives the dress
maker fits.
When one woman compliments an
other she says: "Yes. she's awfully
clever, but
When a woman can't succeed in
stirring up any other kind Of trouble
she begins to clean house.
Most women are born actresses,
which accounts for the fact that such
a small percentage Of them are old
maids.
A bachelor is given fair warning
when q girl shows him a photograph
Of herself taken when abe was an In
nocent babe.
According to statistics there are
eight sudden deaths among men to
one among women. Women linger for
the purpose Of getting the last word.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

The season Of Indigestion Is upon us
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for indigestion
and dyspepsia will do every thing for
the stomach that an overloaded or
over-worked stomach can not do for
itself. Kodol digests what you eat
gives the stomach a rest-relieves sour
stomach, belching, heart burn, indiges-
tion, etc. Sold by l. II. Myers,
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
FINNEeIN's Philosophy.

It's sometimes tn narry-mindedst
mon that occupies tn woidest spa-ace
in a crowded sthra-ate-cyar.
A rose wuddent shmell as swa. ate
be inny other na-ame fer wan O. these
people that can't ra-aison widout la
ables.
whin OF was la-aid mp wild tn
lumba-ago lasht wake, OF asked me
wolfe who that kid was that was ka-
apin' up that turrible screechin' out
side tn windher. But afther she tould
me ut was cur own little Terry pla-
ayin' cyars. ut lulled me e shleep loike
a or-chisthry.
Tn foolishest gosson in tn COM
mooufty can hand out enuR good ad-
voicese ka-Aps all tn shmart vans
walkin' tn ohalk-Batimore Amer.
can.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
Rough skin and cracked hans are not

Rough skin and cracked hans are not
only cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve, but occasional application will
keep the skin soft and smooth. Best
for eczema, cuts, burns, boils etc. The
genuine DeWItt's Witch Hazel Salve
affords immediate relief in all forms of
blind, bleeding, itching and protruding
pilaa. Sold by /, II, MYers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
Notice to Stockholders.

The annual meeting of the Stockholders Of
the First National Bank, Lamar, Colo, viii be
held at the banking room on Tuesday. Jan. "
1906. at 4 O'Clock P. NJ, for the purpose. OF
electing a board of directors for the ensuinr
year and for the transacting OF any other bust
ness which may properly come before it.
W. c. GOULD. Cashier.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

The most pleasant, safest and best
remedy to use for coughs, colds, Group,
whooplng cough, etc, is Kennedy's Lax
pels all cold from the system by acting
as cathartic on the bowels. Sold by l.
H Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE ia,

UNITED STATS LAND OFFICEs
LAMAR. CoLo., Dec. IL, 1905. 5
Notice Is hereby given that the following-nam-
ed settler has filed notice Of his intentio1
70 70 MAKE hnal proof in support ot her ciain' auu
ister and Receiver. at Lamar, Colorado. on
Ihi,prsday. January Is. 1905, viz; Ross IL.
Sec 81. Twp 81 s., Rng IS W. 9th ?. M.
He names the following witness to prove his
said land, viz:
James Stephenson, OF Caddoa, Colo, Charley
Gny, James Carver, OF Lamar, Colo, Ralph
9ni. OF Prowers, Colo.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

No. ! is California express and makes local
stops between Lamar and La Jnnta.
No. is Denver express, stops on nag at Las
Animas. Carries free chair car and Pullmans.
No, is the Mexico and California exprsss.
No. and No. both carry tourist and Pullman
sleepers. No. Z connects at LaJ unta for Pueblo
Colorado Springs and Denver.
Train No. So runs to La Junta and will accom-
modate passengers for intermediate points.
No. 2 is through California express and con-
meets at La Junta with a train from Denver car
ries passenger through to Chicago without
change. Has Pullman and tourist sleepers.
No. 8 is Denver express and runs through to
Chicago without change. Carries free chair
car and Pullman sleeper.
No. S is local passenger and makes all stops
Carries chair car and Pullman sleeper. Runs
through to Chicago without change of cars.
Inquiries solicited and promptly and cheer.
fully answered. Descriptive literature and
time tables folders free by applying to
G.. GARvIN. Agent
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
Why mars.on Maos a Contribution

Russell H. Marston. proprietor of
restaurants. lives in Centerville. Cape
Cod, and when the church committee
were soliciting funds for a clock for
the Congregational Church they hesi.
tated about asking him to give, on the
ground that he was not a professor
of religion nor even an attendant on
divine worship.
They finally overcame their scru.
pies, and in reply to their requests he
gave them a very liberal amount, say.
ing. 'T want you to have the true
time outside, If you don't inside"
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

Fothing will cure indigestion that
doesn't digest to food, itself, and give
the stomach rest. You can't expect
that weak stomach will regain its
strength and get we'll when it is com
PEELED to do the full work that a sound
stomach should do. You wouldn't ex-
Pect sick horse to get well when it is
compelled to do full days work every
day OF the week. Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure is a ferfect digestant and digests
the food regardless OF the condition of
your stomach. Relieves indigestion,
belching, sour stomach and all stomach
disorders. Sold by LII. Myers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

Tho disoontented bachelor thinks he
would be worse OF still to tAAe q wife
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
wIsDoM's. WHISPERS.

The man who is inclined to kick ha!
no diffculty in finding q job.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
THE MILLcREEk PHILosoPhE

THE MILLcREEk PHILOSOPHER.
The early advertiser catcheth the
usufruct.
The simple life is never found at
the bargain counter.
The river that goes often to con-
gress gets many dams.
The banker is Judged By the Chad.
wick company he keeps.
A healthy bank account covers a
multitude of transgressions.
1t is a wise and infrequent arbitrn-
ton that can enforce its own DEGREES.
The ruralite who buys a gold brick
may be thankful that his purchase
wasn't copper.
Train up a child In the way he
should go and when he groweth up he
will show you how little you knew
about it
The motto Of the frenzied fnancier:
Cease to do evil; learn to do your
competitor. Commercial
Tribune.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

Even after a man has reason to b.
satisfied he delights to search 70
something over which he can worry
Philadelphia Bulletin
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

Whom you want n pleasant laxative
take Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. For sale by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

The woman who is Without . griev
ance is disposed to regard Lerself a
neglected.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

A woman's love never is fully sat
isfied until there is evidence OF some
thing like fierce jealousy.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

Some men make a great fuss ovel
the discovery of something they shoult
have known long before.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

woman thinks she must say It is
hard to give up q daughter as soon
as her engagement is announced.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
Torture Of a Preacher.

The story Of the torture OF Rev. o. d.
Moore, pastor Of the Baptist church, of
Harpersville, n. Y, will interest you.
He says: Il suffered agonies, because of
. aPersistent cough, resulting from the
grip. l had to sleep sittiug up In bed,
I tried many remedies, without relief,
until took DR.. Kings New Discovery
Tor Consumption coughs and colds,
which entirely cured my cough, and
saved me from consumption" A grand
cure for diseased conditions Of throat
and lungs. At all druggists; SOC and
u guaranteed. TRIAL bottle free.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

LAND OFFICE AT LAMAR, Colo.
Nov. 18 1905. !
NOTICE is hereby given that the following
" named settler has fled notice of his ntcn-
tion to mako final proof in support of his claim.
lister and Receiver at Lamar. Colo. on Thurs
day, December 2s 1905. VIZ: William Newman,
ting IS w, 9Th Pm.
Henames the following witnesses toprove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation Of
Marsena J. McMillia, George E. Case. OF
Carlton, Colo. Joseph w. Ball. Charles Nax-
well. of Lamar, Colo.
n2a-d27 JOHN A. WILLIAMS. Register.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

When a man thinks he is smaI
enough to outwit others he becomes
fit subject for schemers.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

Every woman likes 10 believe tha
money has no part in the choice o
a husband.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

A woman never wants to be under
stood as being opposed to matrimony
in real earnest.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO LEASE
STATE LANDS
OFFICE OF THE STATE BOARD OF LAND Con-
MIssIoNERs
Denver. Colorado, Nov. IS 1905.
NOTICE is hereby giventhatJ J. d. Scott; whose
N postoffice address is Las Animas, Colorado,
on Nov. a. 1905, made application No. 1850 to
the State Board of Land Commissioners to
lease the following described School Lands,
situate in Prowers County, Colorado. to,yit:
All of section 16, Township rs South, Range
70 West.
No other applications to lease the above do
scribed premises or objections against the
above application will be considered after
MARK g. WOODRUFF.
Register State Board Land Commissioners.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

According to statistics there are
eight sudden deaths among men to
one among women. Women linger for
the purpose Of getting the last word.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

A bachelor is given fair warning
when a girl shows him photograph
Of herself taken when abe was an In
nocent babe.
The Lamar register., 1905-12-20

Most women are born actresses
which accounts for the fact that such
a small percentage of them are old
maids.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
Airs. Pfnkhan's Standing Invitation
No Humor for the EAGLE.

I cannot imagine even touch of hui
NOR in the life of the eagle. There was
a pair of blue jays that nested near the
eagles, and l imagine they came sneak
ing around at times when the parents
were not at home, just to see what was
going on. One day | was sitting on
the edge of the nest with my feet dan
Cling over, when one Of the curious
Esys came up from behind He didn't
notice me till he alighted, squawking,
close by. His squawking valve closed
shbrt off with a squeak of surprise; he
threw up his wings in horror and fell
backward. The bluejay himself would
have chuckeld in enjoyment at the
sight, if the joke had not been on him.
I enjoyed it hugely, but it was all
Greek to the eagles. Everything to
them is serious. Life is cruel, harsh
reality; it is blood from birth to death.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
Intensive Horticulture.

We must have a more intense horti
culture if we are to realize large prof
its from our horticultural operations
The more intensive are our operations
the more certain will we be to reap q
rich reward for our work In the cOun
tries that are making most out Of
their horticultural enterprises the gar
dens and orchards are living exam
pies of intensive farming.
The intensive horticulturist is the
one that has put many years of labor
on the study Of soils, fertilization
pruning, and development of varie
ties. The realm of horticulture is in.
finite, and the lore learnable about any
one operation of gardening or orchard
ing is very great We have not yet
fully learned the lessons of the ad-
vantages Of pruning or how much or
how little to prune. The man that
becomes an expert in the raising OF
fruits, vegetables or flowers need not
sell his service to others, for he can
himself make a living from his own
labors.
Intensive horticulture is old in Eu-
rope, but new in America. We have a
land that invites us to do extensive
rather than intensive work But it
cannot be doubted that in most situa-
tons and in most circumstances it is
the intensive culture that pays best
here as well as in Europe.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
Sod Bound Trees.

Sod bound trees are not very
common, but they are to be met
with When a tree has made a
good growth and has spread out its
TOP to cover its feet there is little
danger of it's becoming sod bound, for
the branches of the tree catch most of
the sunshine and the grass growth be-
low is meager. The sod bound condi-
ton comes when the tree is either
very young or SO old that the leaves
are thin and few. The young tree that
is set in grass ground and has never
obtained very good hold of the
ground is the one most likely to be-
come sod bound, which means that
the roots of the grass have taken pos
session of the soil and are taking most
of the plant food and moisture. Such
a tree can be relieved only by digging
out the grass and giving its roots the
entire use of the ground.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
A BIighting Orchard.

A subscriber writes US: 81 have an
orchard four years old that is blight
ing very badly. l have sprayed II
with a mixture Of blue vitriol, Paris
green and lime. What further can l
Go for it?"
The spraying is all right, but is or
doubtful efficacy in the case of blight.
we would, however, approve OF the
spray, for a man should spray his
orchard whether he knows there is
anything the matter with it or not.
Spraying may help keep down the
blight and probably does, but it is not
generally considered an effective rem
edy. The lime doubtless does pre-
vent the spread of the blight to some
extent by deterring bees and other
insects from visiting the tender ends
of the twigs.
Blight is produced by fungus that
lives over winter in the live wood of
blighted tree. In the spring there is
an emulation from the tree and this
liquid is partaken of by the bees and
other insects, which then fly to the
blossoms of apple and other trees and
carry some of the spores of the fun
gus with them Sometimes the tender
shoots are visited and the spores left
on them. The tender open tissues per-
nit the blight spOre to send in fila
ment at the time of it's termination
and thus the disease begins. The
spores are sticky and cannot be blown
by the wind, and must be carried by
insects or some other moving things.
AS the fungi are inside of the wood it
is easily seen that spraying cannot
reach the blight after it has become
settled in tree. The only thing that
can be done is to cut off the blighted
portions, hoping to get below the seat
Of the disease. The dead twigs con-
tain only dead fungi. The living fun
gi are in the live wood joining the
blighted portions. The parts trimmed
off should be burned at once to pre-
vent the spread of possible spores.
Likewise precautions must be taken
against carrying spores from infected
to healthy wood and so it is neces-
sary to sterilize the knife or saw after
every amputatiOn. This may be done
by using some germ destroying liquid
Professor EVarts Weed says that the
cutting should be done foot below
the blighted woOd.-Farmers Review
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
Summer Made Manure.

Summer made manure general
ly loses larger proportion
of it's manurial contents than
does the manure made at any
other time of year. This is for two
principal reasons. One of these is
because the manure is dropped here
and there in the barnyard and is not
kept in pile as is the manure made
in winter. The other reason is that
the air and sun are more effective in
dissipating the manurial elements in
summer than in winter. The only
way to in part check the operation of
these forces is to keep the yard clean
ed up and the manure in a place
where it will be largely protected
from the sun and wind and, at fire.
quent intervals apply it to the ground
that is being plowed o. turned for
some purpose Applying manure as a
top dressing in midsummer is waste
ful
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
Poisons in Foods.

At a recent pure food congress
Of scientists, one of the United
States government chemists I'M
rolled long bolt of silk brilliantly
colored in all the hues of the rain
bow and said: "The dyes used in
coloring this roll of silk were ex-
tracted from various samples of
pickles, jellies and preserves-each
one is a poisonous aniline coloring
aduIterant. Some of the poisonous
chemicals found in foods are: Bread,
sulphate of copper; butter, copper;
canned goods, salts of copper; candy,
poisonous colors; chocolate and CO.
Goa. oxide of iron; cayenne pepper,
red lead; flour, alum; lard, alum and
caustic lime; mustard, chromate and
sulphate of lime; fruit jellies, aniline
dyes; pickles, salts of copper; pre-
serves, aniline colors; sugar, salts of
lead and of tin, marble dust; vinegar,
sulphuric acid, nydrochloric acid.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
Cool the Fruit.

Fruit should not be picked on a
warm day and put Immediately into
cold storage or into cars for shipment.
1t should be put into some place where
it will have a chance to cool Off and
permit the latent heat to work out.
Putting fruit into close cars where
no refrigeration is provided is fruit
full source of trouble in the shipping
of fruit The heat in the fruit causes
rapid spelling, especially with fruit
that is of short keeping quality, like
some of the apples that ripen in the
summer. If the nights are cool, fruit
can be cooled off by simply leaving it
over night exposed to the air, but not
to the dew. In other cases cellars are
found deep enough to have tempera-
ture of under 60 degrees. These can
be used in such cases. In some parts
of the territory over which this paper
circulates storage pits have been dug
into the side hills and these may be
used as storage places.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
HIGH PROTEIN CORN.

horny matter is starch, yet this same
horny matter is SO rich in protein that
it may be accepted as a rule that the
greater the proportion Of horny matter
the greater the proportion of protein
in the corn kernel. The size of the
germ also indicates the comparative
amount of protein.
Any man that expects to do much in
the breeding of corn or even in the
growing of corn must make a study
of the plant and its seed. He must
educate himself to be able to tell by
value of different kinds of corn. This
making a mechanical analysis the real
sort of an education is not the work
of a day or a week, but it requires
much study, much thought and much
comparison of different varieties of
corn and Of different ears Of the same
variety.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
-Four Facts For
Sick Women
To Considez
L1,i:a E. Pinkhon,'s Vegetable Compound
Has an UnequaHed Record of Cures
Mrs. Pink5an,'s AdUice Is ConfIden-
fiaL Free, and also0ps Helpful

FIRsT.-That almost every operation
IN our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect Of
such symptoms as backache, irregular
and painful menstruation, leucorrhna,
dispiacements of the uterus, pain in
the side, burning sensation in the stonl-
ach, bearing-down pains, nervousness,
dizziness and sleeplessness.
SECOND.-The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number of
absolute cures of female ills is Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
It1 regulates, strengthens and cures
diseases of the female organism as
nothing else can.
For thirty years it has been helping
women to be strong, curing backache,
nervousness, kidney troubles. all utter
inc and ovarian inflammation weak
ness and displacements, regulating
menstruation perfectly and overcom-
ing it's pains. 1t has also proved itself
invaluable in preparing for childbirth
and the change of life.
THIRD-The great volume of unso-
licited and grateful testimonials on file
at the Pinl1ham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, many of which are from time to
time published by permission, give alb
solute evidence of the value of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Mrs. Pinkham's advice.
FoURTH.-Every ailing woman in the
United States is asked to accept the
following invitation. 1t is free, will
bring you health and may save your
life.
: Mrs. Pfnkham's Standing Invitation
oWOmen.--Wome suffering from any
form of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs Pink
iaam, at Lynn, Mass. ALI letters are
received, opened. read and answered
by women only. From symptoms given,
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way of recovery
advised. Out of the vast volume of ex-
perience in treating female ills Mrs.
Pinkham probably has the very knowl-
edge that will help your case. Surely,
any woman, rich or poor, IS very foolish
if She does not take advantage OF this
generous offer of assistance.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15

in this kernel to the other portions is
seen to be very large, as is also the
horny starch, while the proportion of
protein in all forms is seen to be small
This can be determined by taking a
sharp knife and cutting open several
kernels of corn and making cOmpari-
sons.
The kernels having a large amount
of protein will look like the second
kernel shown here. The proportion of
crown starch will be found to be COM
paratively small, while the horny
gluten will be found in large supply
While a considerable portion of the
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-07-15
GETTYSBURG THE BLooDY.
Confederate Less SO Per Cent Of All
Engaged, Federal 27.


"The bloodiest battle of the Civil
war was the decisive one at Gettys-
burg, which turned the tide in favor
of the North said a G. A r. man on
his way to La Crosse. The losses were
enormous on both sides. Though they
nearly balanced each other in actual
number, the Confederate loss was pro-
portionately the larger, footing up the
almost unprecedented total of SO per
cent, while the federal loss was q per
cent. Official reports place the federal
loss at 23,163 and the Confederate loss
at $4,000. Next to Gettysburg, the
hardest fought and bloodiest battle of
the war was Chickamauga. A full re-,
port of the Confederate losses was
never made, but they have been esti-
mated at 20,o50 The federal loss was
1868. Milwaukee Free Press.