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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

We can Understand something of the
significance Of the quotation, Uneasy
les the head that wears a crown"
since learning that the Prince of Wales
has nineteen pianos.-MontgOmery
Advertiser.
An English judge has officially de-
Cided that school teacher is not q
gentleman. At least IS per cent of
those In this part Of the world are not,
they being wOmen-Richmond Times
Dispatch.
When jury divides evenly in opin-
ION, after hearing the same testimony
from the same people, it IS small won
Der that there are such radical differ.
ences In political ws.-Washington
Evening Star
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28
TELLS OF MEXICAN GOATS.

Consular Agent Gives Facts About tho
Profits of the Industry.
Consular Agent Headen writes from
Puebla, Mex, as follows:
"The ordinary domestic goat. so
well known in the United States, IS
the species raised throughout Mexico.
It is valued for its pelt, its tallow, and
its flesh. both fresh and dried. AS
vet no use has been made OF either
horns or hoofs. In the vicinity OF
San Luis Potosi the entrails have been
spun into long strings OF so-caiied
catgut. and the finer and more delicate
strings have been probably exported
by mail, in small parcels, to chicago
and New York.
1.-THE Angora breed is not appreclat'
ed in Mexico, though it finds favor III
western Texas, near the Mexican Dor
der. II of pure blood and il neglected
during the season for pulling it is apt
"a leave its hair scattered upon the
.crub and brush. Furthermore. whetn'
or pure or crossed. 1t is more or a
sheep than a goat, its skin being less
than one-fcurth as valuable as oroi'
nary roatskins. This destroys the
value of the Angora in Mexico
1.-THE ordinary goat. when siaugnt-
cred. yields four pounds OF dried meat
and six pounds Of refined tailoW'
which, together with the skin, are
worth here in the home market, IN
Mexican silver, $3.46 ($1.57 in gold
four pounds of dried meat, at 70 cents
10 cents: the six pounds OF refined tai
low. at 16 cents. 90 cents; the cured
akin. two pounds, at 85 cents, $1.7O
The original cost Of goats for breed
Ing purposes is, on an average, $50
4 head In Mexican silver $1.1O IN gold
The common goat, well cared for. is
hardy and well suited to the country
II breeds four times in three years.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

Meekly-Yes, we're going to move 10
Ewamphurst. Doctor-Rut the climate
there may disagree with your wife.
Meekly-It wouldn't dare!-Philadei-
phia Press.
Nell-Mr. Krammerer Is so kind. he
said took a very pretty and very ar
tistic picture. Bell-Indeed? And
whose picture did you take. dear"
Philadelphia Ledger.
Lady-very healthy place, Is Ut
Have you any idea what the death
rate is here? Caretaker-Well. num-
1 can't 'zactly say; but it's about one
apiece all round.-Punch.
Mrs. Smith-I'd like to sell you a
ticket, sir. We're getting up rame
for poor sailor. Mr.. Krusty-Not 70
me. l wouldn't Know what to do with
sailor if l won him.-Ex.
Most divorces are caused by very
common mistake" What Is it!'
MANY a man in love only with DIM
pie or curl makes the mistake OF mar
rying the whole GIRL Life.
Clarinda-Arent you allowed to
keep a dog in your new fat? Florinda
No, we had to give Fido away; but
Jack had his dear little bark put In
our nograph.-Journal Amusant
Ida-Are they really so rich? May
Il should say so. When they slipped
several spoons and saucers into their
grips the hotel clerk said it was mere
ly the souvenir hobby.-Chicago News.
"Heavensv exclaimed the first moth,
"here's a fine prospect of starving to
dea thr "How so?" inquired the 9TH
er one. There's nothing in this box
we're locked up in but bathing-sult-
Eek.
Miss Passay-You may sheer at pet
dogs, but they're faithful, anyway.
I'd rather kiss a good dog than some
men. Mr.. Sharpe-Well. we'll, some
men are born Observation-Disclosures
Ledger.
Edith-Is it true. Dolly, that Larkin
kissed you before he picked you up In
that runaway? Dolly-Yes. dear; you
know he is studying to be a doctor,
and that was first aid to the injured
Chicago Record Herald.
VINO can blame the Gar for refus.
ing to establish a Russian Congress,
when he reflects that it probably
would establish a Congressional Rec
ord and a free seeds distributions
Savannah News.
Miss Joyce. the perfect model"
leads the simple life to keep a perfect
figure. That kind of argument will
have more weight with women than
years Of preaching by Parson Wagner.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
A Tennessee church has taken out
an injunction to prevent certain of it's
members from installing an organ in
the church. Now if it will take out
an injunction to prevent the soprano
from insisting on singing solo every
Sunday all will be well-Atlanta
Journal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28
B{ MS e SEks
TRRkss

A remedy for the divorce evil mip,f
De for the clergy to preach divorce as
duty.-Houston (Texas) Chronicle.
Bulgaria has addressed another note
70 the powers. 1t will be likely to turn
up In diplomacy's dead-letter Office
Washington Times.
From the amount involved. it looks
ike there ought to be more lawyers in
the Chadwick case than have yet APP
peared.-Atlanta Journal.
If the Mormon saints" are up TO all
they are up to, what can a Mormon
sinner do to distinguish himself p
Houston (Texas) Chronicle
The Gar is quite willing to give the
people of Russia such rights as he no
longer considers it possible to with
hold.-Washington Evening Star.
A man was mobbed in Utah recently
Tor kissing a girl. 1t is probably
against the rules in Utah to kiss less
than six at time.-Augusta Chron-
icle.
The man who buys a nickel's worth
or p1ety on Sunday is sometimes sur
prlsed to see the stock run low and
the week still young.-Louisville Her
aid.
The Sultan of Turkey is trying to
negotiate a loan of $15,OOO,OOO. He
has probably been reading the Chad
WICK Iterature.-Louisvil Courier
Journal.
A Brooklyn judge says a man who
dyes his hair is weak minded. Prob
ably because he does away with the
gray matter.-Newport News Times
Herald.
When a woman can't find anything
else to worry about she can do it about
whether the baby is going to wear
sideburn whiskers when he grows up.
New York Press.
A 14-year-old boy married a 13-year-
old girl in Tennessee after court
ship Of one week. Time is evidently
regarded as valuable in that section.-
Birmingham News.
But what we want those witnesses
In the Smoot case to tell is whether
that man was really lynched in Salt
Lake City for whistling "Only One
Girl."-Atlanta Journal.
Clever men are the best encyclo-
pedias," said Goethe, but you cannot
buy them with free bookcase for 81
down and the balance on the Install
ment plan.-Houston Chronicle.
AS Whitelaw Reid is to be Ambas sa-
dor to England we trust he will not
neglect to send his plum-colored plush
pants to the pressing club before he
sails hence.-Macon Telegraph.
The third battle of Manassas"
seems to have disguised Congress
with the sham battle business, and in
this respect the army appropriation
will be cut.-Atlanta Constitution
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28
Clara overheard her parents talking

Clara overheard her parents talking
about Bible names. is my name in
the BibleY she asked. mo, dear"
Didn't God make meY' Eyes" Then
why didn't he say something about
itT'-Harper's Magazine.
Tom-Young Higgins has a cheap
look about him, yet he Is decidedly
popular with the fair. sex. How do
you account for it? Jack-Oh, I sup
pose there Is sort of bargain counter
charm about bis chean look.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

GA friend advised me to try your Pc
runa, which did, and was Immediate
ly benefited and cured. The third bot
tie completed the cure."-H. J. Goss.
Cured in a Few Weeks.
Miss Jean Cowgirl, Griswold Opera
House, Troy, N. Y, is the leading lady
with the Aubrey Stock Co. She writes
the following:
During the past winter of 1901, I
suffered for several weeks from a severe
attack of grip, which left serious Co
tarrhal condition of the throat and
head.
"Some one suggested Peruna. AS
last resort, after wasting much time
and money on physicians, l tried the
remedy faithfully, and in few weeks
was as we'll as ever. jean Cowgirl.
Saved by Pe-ru-na.
Hon. James r. Gull is one of the
oldest and most esteemed men of Oma-
ha, heb. He has done much to make
it what it is, serving on public boards
a number of times. He endorses Peru
ma in the following words:
81 am IS years old, am hale and
hearty and Peruna has helped me at
tain it. Two years. ago bad la grippe
my life was despaired of. Peruns
saved me. -. X. Quill.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

Among those who have received the
highest award-the Grand Prize-at
st. Louis Worlds Fair. was the A. J.
Tower Co., the makers of the FISH
BRAND SLICKERS. Many of our
readers who went to the Fair will re-
call their fine exhibit in which water
proof garments were shown adapted to
so many uses that almost every depart
ment Of the worlds work was sug-
gested.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

Little Ruth visited large whole
sale grocery store with her aunt.
While there clerk gave her small
sample bottle Of ketchup. That even
Ing she tasted 1t and seemed much
pleased. oh. auntie" she exclaimed
some time later. when you go to that
store again. please tell the clerk I
would like another example OF ketch-
up."-Little Chronicle.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

Pardon me-" said the masher, but
you look like young lady I know"
Pardon me-" interrupted Miss
Bright, "but you look like man l
don't know."-Philadelph Press.
why are you pOuting, Ethel"
"Jack said I was beautiful. l told
him he must have been shOrtsighted."
What did he say why. the hor.
rid thing said perhaps he was."-Chi'
cago News.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

The Standard Oil Company is going
to tow barge $1,000 miles at sea lust
to demonstrate the power of the
Standard Oil pull. of which we have
heard so much.-Washington Post
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28
yC!;IKlIARRhl

I suffered for a long time with bad
case of Catarrh, and took great deal 81
medicine without any benefit.
had q continual headache, my cheeks
had grown purple, my nose was always
stopped up, my breath had a sickening and
disgusting odor, and Icoughed necessarily
Iheard of your S. S. S. and wrote you.
commenced to use it, and after taking
several bottles was cured and have
never since had the slightest symptom OF
the disease. MISS MARY L. Storm.
Cor. 9TH & Felix Sts., st. Joseph, No.
Wheeling, w. Va, May 2e, 1903.
1had Nasal Catarrh for years for which,
used S. S. S. with very gratifying results.
I tried local applications for some time,
and getting no permanent relief came to
the conclusion that the seat of the trouble
was in the blood. Knowing S. S. S. to be
q good blood medicine I began its use,
and after using it for some little while it
did away entirely with the offensive mu-
Gus in the nostrils, and did not have to
hawk and spit, especially in the morning,
to dislodge the catarrhal matter.
1927 South St. FRED III. PRESSY.
The filthy secretions and foul mucous that
are continually dropping back into the
throat, find their way into the stomach
and are absorbed into the blood. Catarrh
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

colorado is making giant strides in
agricultural development" says the
Denver News. Yes, she is even trying
to make two Governors grow where
one grew Observation-Disclosures Post.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28
FEMALE DraEAsEs

and disorders Of every nature success
fully treated. Also secluded home for
ladies before and during confinement.
Consult lady physician. free in person
or by mail. Confidential Paris-New
York Medical Institute. Office. D. Esta-
brook Bldg. 1871 Second Av.. Corner
Union p. 0. Box SIG. Seattle, Wash.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

1.-THE most exquitite happiness that
can come to a woman" said one Of
the sex. "Why, it's to look her best
when she is married. If a girl knows
she's looking her best then she has
reached the supremest state of exhil-
aration that is given to wOmankind."-
Charlotte On. c. Observer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

When a husband and wife are both
of one mind it isn't difficult task TO
figure out which originally owned the
u.ind.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

Jinks-How's your wife, Blinks!
Blinks-Her head troubles her good
deal. Jinks-Neuralgia Blinks-No;
she wants q new hat!
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

Teacher-Which letter is the next
one to the letter "H"? Boy-Dunno.
ma'am. Teacher-What have l on
both sides of my nose? Boy-Freckles,
ma'am.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund the money IL it fails to cure
e. W. Groves signature is on each box. CSC.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Your druggist will refund money if PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure you In 6 to IA
days. soc.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothin Q
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

TITO Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
lilo after firstday's of Dr. Klne's Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free 81 trial bottle treatise
Dr.. r. H. Kline. Ltd 9A Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

For coughs and colds there is no better
medicine than Plso's Cure for Consum D
ton. Price Is cents.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

In this age of fairness, a man who
l. being abused need only keep still
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

One girl is company; two a breach
Of promise suit.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

onemiea have customers III III
NJ the coast, and many throughout tne
east-ask them. ~vow An.
uETrSE1fEHT. don not sell trash.
nothing but the BEST Is good enouss
9or nv customers. Do not be m1sled.
a low price is no bargain. unless ssni ~.
get quality, anybody can sell wor'e''
gon1s c WnTanrIxD,s STANDARD Door
Five cross panel doors. stock sisss'
sta1 stand ae c, ea SIy mr. $3.50 per door.
elased with natural gas: silver cios'
Glass, the best glass made. ,,...
an hardware, windows, doors. wlnoow
glass. window frames, doer rsmS ss:
porch columns. etc. Don't deisy; ~. w ~
At once to my sa1esroom, loOS gro ave.
Seattle, Wash.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28
SASH AND DOOR BARGAINS


My five cross panel
doors at $50 per door
are known everywhere
and your nearest deal
er will tell you he
can't purchase a No.
/ five crosspanel door
for the money. from
any dealer or manu-
facturer. He may try
to convince you that
my doors are not good
doors, don't be de-
ceiyed. / have the
largest business In
the north west. IN
INV line. ] did not
build up this great
business on fraud or
Misrepresentation. /!
can't AFFORD to send
out shoddy materials.
Il would soon put my
standing In bad re-
pute, and make OF my
Customers las ting
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-01-28

then becomes con-
stitutiona1, and the
only way to getrid
of it is through the
blood. Write us Il
you have Catarrh,
and our physici-
ans will advise you
without charge.
Ipany, Atlanta. Go
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29

The populistic idea that cor
porations are things that ought
to be killed off has had full play
in Porto Rico, and as a conse.
quency industrial and CONNER.
cial activity in Porto Rico is dead.
What corporations need is regu.
lating, not killing.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29

The village of Mahnomen,
which was hardly in existence
five months ago, is about to vote
on the proposition to issue bonds
in the sum of $4,000 with which
to improve country roads leading
into the village. The men who
have made Mahnomen evidently
have an acute understanding Of
what makes for the prosperity
of town. The grading and the
paving of city streets is well, but
the building of good substantial
feeders into the country is better
Twenty five thousand dollars
spent by Bemidii for the con-
struction of a few good country
roads few miles out of the city
would soon bring an annual re-
turn of many hundreds Of thou
sands of dollars.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29
SUBSCRIPTION IS PER YEAR
A Business Proposition.

A Business Proposition.
WHILE some contributed more
than others to the work which
has resulted in incorporating Be-
midi as city under a home rule
charter, no one person, or set of
persons, can claim the credit.
Bemidji has been Incorporated as
a city because the business men
Of the city took up the matter as
a purely business proposition.
We believe that the sign is a
good one. Not alone the bust
ness men, but the people of the
city generally, have come to look
upon city Incorporation as a good
business move and when any city
considers it's administration from
a business standpoint it is on the
high road to economy and eff
ciency-on the road to giving it's
citizens the most for their money.
The question of who shall be
chosen as the first officials of the
city is asked on all sides. This gen
eral interest in the organization
of the new city is also a good
sign and we are confident that
the same care, conservatism and
unanimity manifested in the
adoption of the charter will also be
showed in the choice of mayor,
aldermen and other officials. The
first year will be an important
one aud Bemidji wants it's best
men to serve it. Their selection
should, and will, be a business
proposition.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29

PUBLIC LIBRARY Open
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sat-
urdays, 2:3O to 6p. ~. Thurs
day Z to s p. m. also. Lii
hrary in basement of court
House. Mrs. E. r. Ryan, Ii
brarian.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29
THREATENS TO BURY TOWN.
Mountain Near AjeiIo, Italy, Split by
an Earthouake,

Rome, Sept. pa mountain near
Ajello called Pietra Calondia, 800 me-
tres high, split in two owing to shocks
of earthquake and threatens to bury
the town. All the inhabitants have
fed.
There was terrible cyclone at
Sparanise, in the province of Caserta.
All the trees-snd telegraph poles We're
uprooted, houses were damaged and
several persons were killed and In
iured.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29
Notice Dissolution of Partnership.

Bemidji, Sept, 90, 1905.
To all whom it may concern;
Notice is hereby given that the
co-partnership heretofore exist
ing between L. Fl. Roberts of the
state of Iowa and a. L. Crawford
Of the stale of Minnesota has this
day been dissolved by mutual
agreement, A. L. Crawford re-
tanning all the property Of said
firm in the state of Minnesota,
L. FL. Roberts retaining all the
property belonging to said
partnership in the state of Iowa.
L. H. ROBERTS.
A. l.. CRAWFORD.
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s BpaS N 0 r 7 H !
/ I j 4 IL Z COUNTRY !
Mica goodae N acaroni!


Mica goodas macaronl!
80
county.
bootleggers IN the tolls at
Fargo.
F,.oa Eoo+a mo,,+ = - i.
tho c1oss
Blackdnck nurses an ;nc;,,;ent
A fer all tho fnss notb;, -
be done about those dams
-
September weddings arc
Staples gets another news
paper. It will have to beat the
World to win.
many Oddfellows in the United
States as there are people in
Minnesota.
Tn tho nrod;c+;on ~ aroo+
thinos to hannon when tho roll.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29

cOMPoS1TORS wanted Immediately
in the leading printing offices in Mime
apolis, scale, eI8.oo. Also linotype ope-
rators, stonemen, makeup men, and APP
pIentices. Open shop; 81 hours week;
time and one-half for overtime. Come
IN now and secure permanent positions.
Contracts made with competent men, if
desired. Transportation will be refund
ed. Address or call at once, Minneapolis
Typothetae, 10 and II Franklin Building,
so6 4th ST. South Minneapolis.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29
FoR SALE.
FOR RENT II:

FOR Rem IS room hotel doing
fine business. Will rent to re-
sponsible party at reasonable
terms. Excellent opportunity
for good hotel man. Address
or call at Pioneer Office.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29

RECENT comment in the Pio-
neer to the effect that Congress
man Buchanan had emerged with
credit from the tresspass suits
which the state brought against
him is met with sneering re-
marks from various newspapers.
The newspaper which jumps at
chances to libel men in public
life just because such men are
fair subjects for criticism is not
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29

much of newspaper. Buchanan
has been very literally advertis-
ed as a state tim Der trespasser
but after the state has made it's
most earnest attempt to furnish
proof and totally failed, no news
paper has any moral right to
continue circulating such stories
or to resort to insinuations Of dis
honesty. If Buchanan were
twice as bad as he was first ac-
cused Of being he would not be
as bad as the newspapers which
continue to circulate ibels that
have been disproved.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29
GENERAL sToEssEL IL.

Suffers Stroke Of Paralysis Affecting
Entire Left Side.
Moscow, Sept 20. -Iieutenant Gen
eral Stoessel, who commanded the
Russian forces at Port Arthur, is suf-
fering from stroke of paralysis
which affects his entire left side. The
generals recovery is hoped for,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1905-09-29

WANTED For u. S. army able.
bodied, unmarried men be-
tween ages of 81 and IS, citi.
zens Of United States, Of
good character and temperate
habits, who can speak, read
and write English. For in
formation apply to Recruiting
Ohcer, Miles block, Bemidii
Minnesota.
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Satisfied for One Cent Word
HELP WANTED.
WANTED q Competent girl for
general homework. INQUIRE
Mr. Thomas Bailey.

WANTED ompositors, $18 per
Wk.; nonunion. Permanent;
position to com petent men il
ST. Paul. Apply at once. ST.
Paul Typothetae, Ger. Am. Blk.
Bldg.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

MISCELLANEOUS.
WRITE A. D. STEPHENS, Crooks
ton, Mimi, about the new
towns Of Holt, Middle River,
Stratbcona and Grenbush on
tho Thief River Fails extension.
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Lost and Found.

LOST Opportunities for profit
when you neglect the Pioneer
want columns.