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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

Mrs. YoungbrIde (sobbing)--Pm 60
ing home to my mother's--you have
deceived met
Mr.. Youngbride-why, what on
earth Is the matterf
Mrs. Y--Wretcbl You went to a
dance last night and escorted a young
English woman. obl know all!
Mr.. Wow will you kindly tell me
What this all means7
Mrs. You needn't deny IT.
heard you talking in your sleep when
you got home 30 late last night. .ou
said: THAT blamed Miss q. made me
miss one ball altogether. | don't un.
derstand the English" Now can you
deny it7--Cleyeland Leader.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Whom Peggy Pokes tho Firo.

When Peggy pokes the kitchen frS
She makes picture fair:
linger till miss my car
To see her working there
She takes the poker half way up.
Perhaps II little higher.
Falls Oh her knoes before the range
And starts to poke tho hrs.
Her slender arms are fair to see,
Barred to her elbows white;
Her graceful movements as she labs
just I'll me with delight.
Left handedT Oh, but what OF that7
never could quite tire
or seeing Peggy on her knees
While p0king at the fire.
What tho the coal comes tumbllng down,
And one side all goes out:
She says II man can't poke a Are.
She knows what she's about.
And 40 she pokes aud jabs away,
While can but admire
The warllko picture she presents
While poking at the fire.
often wish to move away
Upon better street,
Where Peggy could attain the set
She always yearued to meet.
But one thing ever holds me back
From promenading higher;
Poor Peg would find gas ranges there,
And couldn't poke the fire.
New York News.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
A Born Diplomat.

Mrs. Gotrox-So you wish 10 marry
my daughter. do your
Charlie Short--With your permls-
sion
Mrs. Gotrox-And you are quite sure
SOU love her for herself alone?
Charlie Short--No. I-er--cann0i
truthfully say that do.
Mrs. Gotrox--What! Do You mean
to tell me that you are a fortune hun
ter?
Charlie short--Not at all. You see,
I wish to marry her for the sake OF
having you for a mother-in-law as
much as anything else.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
A Heavy Fine.

Under the Elkins law, any railroad
company which pays rebates in any
form, or any shipper who accepts them,
is liable to fine Of from 81 900 to
$40, 900, upon conviction. 1t also pro-
hibits the carrying of freight at less
than the published tariffs. The Inter-
state Commerce commission 10 empow-
cred TO detect and prosecute violators
of this statute. President Knapp of
the commission states that since this
law was passed, rebate paying has been
as rare as forgery.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
WnERE RELIoIoN COMIC HIGH.
sO@s Church Pew. IN New York Cos, =

Boms Church Pswa Ia New York Cost .
Coed Deaf More than a Dwelling.
Many readers have probably heard
Of New Yorks famous Grace church
at Broadway and Tenth street, where
there IL q choir OF babies" ranging
In age from years up, which church
IL said 20 be erected on land more val
liable even than that whereon st.
PauFs at London stands, Here Il IL
the custom to offer by auction all pews,
which the present owners desire TO re.
llnquish. says the Vt. Louis Post. Dis
patch, and which possibly may have
been in their family ever since the
church was built.
A few months ago pew No. 40. In
the south transept of Grace church,
was put up at auction In the New York
real estate sales rooms for the trus-
tees OF the estate OF the late Henry
Ray. The bidding was started at $500
and rose rapidly 10 $1,000. when there
was a pause. Then some one offered
another hundred and the bidding ad.
vanced TO $500. and just about TO be
knocked down for this sum when
Hamilton q. King sprung another $50
and secured the pew.
On being asked II he was spending
all this money for bis own religious
comforts Mr.. King stated that he had
purchased the pew for another person,
but whom he refu ied to state. The pew
Is family" one and holds six, is up
holstered In dark red and, according
TO the auctioneer, comfortable enough
to foster the highest forms Of religious
charity. The pews In Grace church,
with few exceptions, are owned by
those who occupy them, and when one
does hnd its way into the market It
Is eagerly purchased by rich parish
toner's
One OF the most fashionable
churches in New York Is st. Bartholo-
news, In Madison avenue. This is
known as THE Vanderblts' church. y
for here the millionaires OF that name
worship. Pews In st. Bartholomew's
can often be rented. but now seldom
purchased, most OF the pews being
owned by residents OF millionaire
row." in Fifth avenue. Occasionally,
however. pew in this church has
come under the hammer, when II has
brought a considerable sum of money.
as much as 5000 having been paid for
six "sittings" near the pulpit.
In the Catholic cathedral, close by,
pews are also sold at auction, at times.
and. owing TO the magnificent choir
which this church supports. bring
small fortunes
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Tender.Hearted.

An imported" citizen was recently
brought before a magistrate, says the
New York Sun. charged with having
threatened to kill another man with an
AK.
What have you to say. PatT' asked
the magistrate.
II niver sthruck amy wan wid an
axF said Pat, vehemently. Yer hon-
or l wouldn't hit newborn baby wid
an AK"
Discharged" said his honor.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Saffron Rnna.

Make an ordinary bread sponge.
Cream a cup OF butter or lard with
one of sugar; add cup of currants
and two quarts OF water. Put gem
erous pinch OF saffron in saucepan.
pour over 1t cup of boiling water and
boil for a few minutes, then strain
and add the liquid to the other ingre-
dents. Work all into the bread sponge
and proceed as for ordinary bread.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

Cut into small pieces four young car
rots, two young white turnips, two
stalks OF celery, half small parsnip
and an onion. Melt piece OF butter
in saucepan, put In these vegetables,
and shake the pan over the fire for a
few minutes, being careful not to let
the contents burn. Add little sugar
and salt, stir, and pour In quart OF
good clear brown stock. Boil up, put
In the heart OF a lettuce broken into
very small pieces. handful OF peas,
some asparagus tops. and few small
springs OF caulifower. Boil gently for
about twenty minutes, then skim, and
serve.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Take IL Easy.

Bout the time You get to thinkin' that
you're gittin' ON a bit.
An you jingle of your money as you
stroll and strut about,
Better keep your peppers open, for your
life amt over yet.
An there's always lots Of danger when
the chest Is swellin' out.
Bout the time you git to lookin' at your
neighbors with surprise,
An a-feelin' sorry fer 'em cuz you've
left 'em in the press,
Then's the time fate's lookin' fer you
with club of mighty size.
An you'll feel the rungs a-breakin' in
the ladder Of success.
Detroit Tribune
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Rhubarb shor,cake.

Make dough as for dumplingS
Roll out and divide In two pieces.
Spread one with soft butter, lay in
a creased pan and cover with the sec.
ond piece. Bake in quick oven and,
when done, carefully pull the layers
apart. Arrange on a platter with lay
ers OF stewed rhubarb between and
over the top. Serve with a cold GUS
tard sauce or sweetened cream.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

Pare six medium-slzed onions and
slice thin. Put layer OF onions in a
small nappy, then cover with cracker
crumbs, little salt, pepper and small
pieces butter, then another layer of
onions and cover same as before. till
the onions have all been used, having
top layer OF onions Beat an egg
and pour over the top. Fill the nappy
with milk and bake two hours In mod.
emtely hot oven.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Afternoon Club Cake.

One and one-half cups of sugar, slft.
ed several times with one cup of -four
Add the whites of nine eggs which
have been beaten to very stiff froth
Stir in one-half teaspoonful of cream
tartar and saltspoonful of salt. Now
beat the ingredients hard 100 times
Then flavor with vanilla. Bake IN
small tins or in one loaf tin.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Popcorn Balls.

Make an old-fashioned molasses can
dy and, just before taking from the
fire, stir in enough popped corn to
thicken It. Take from the fire, and as
soon as the mixture can be handled
lift it out by the spoonful, roll rapidly
into balls, then roll these over and over
In freshly popped corn until each ball
is round and well-coated
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

The swiftest dog in the world, the
borzoi, or Russian wolfhound. has made
record runs that show seyenty-6ve feet
In a second, while the gazelle has shown
measured speed Of more than eighty feet
O second.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Erg sandwich.

If there is bit of scrambled egg
left over from breakfast, spread be-
tween thin slices of buttered bread.
Or slice cold, boiled eggs crosswlse,
season with salt and pepper, put ON a
little chopped dill pickle and put be-
tween slices Of brown bread.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
sisas's's sa.ss se: o. Z1hAZzz(
Huge Appetite OF the spider.

The spider has tremendous appe.
tite and his gormandlEing deties all hu-
man competition. A scientist who care
fully noted a spiders consumption OF
food In "a hours concluded that II the
spider we're built pFoportionateIy TO the
human scale he would eat at dsybreak
approximately small alligator by I
n. m, a lamb by a. m, q young
camelopard, by / o'clock a sheep and
would finish up with q lark pie In
which there were 100 birds.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

Stella-You seem sad this afternoon,
dear What's the trouble?
Mildred can't help thinking about
Tom Green, poor fellowI I--er-reject-
ed him last night.
Stella-Oh, don't let little thing like
that worry you. Why, I've rejected him
three times in the past six weeks.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Peach Pudding.

Line deep pudding dish with thick
slices of stale sponge cake soaked in
milk. Fill the dish with fresh peaches
sliced and well sprlnkled with sugar.
Spread over the top meringue and
leave 1t in the oven just long enough
to brown. Set the dish ON Ice and
serve very cold, and with either sweet
or whipped cream.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

Boil a ham and let 1t get cold in
the liquor before taking of the skin.
Pat dry with clean towel, then rub
the upper side of the ham with the
white OF an egg and sift cracker dust
thickly over 1t, Sprinkle lightly with
pepper and set in the oven until the
coating is a golden brown, Set away
until stone cold through and through.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
He Was Broka

"rIms Is money" quoted the moral
izer.
"Yes," rejoined the demoralizer, "and
! haven't a moment that can call my
own"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Restless Infants.

First Baby Ito itselD-I wish mamma
an papa wouldn't wake me up tissin'
each other.
Last Baby (years later)-I wish mann.
ma an papa wouldn't wake me up 9
ia win at each other.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

What is the average weight OF wom-
2" asked the typewriter bearder.
''rhe average wait of women" an.
Swered the bachelor dentist, lis until
they are asked to marry"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
Too mRoanr.n

She-You don't love me as you used
to. Before we were married you con-
sidered me absolutely perfect"
He-Yes, and now you're perfectly
absolute. philadelphia Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

For forty years Piso's Cure for Con.
sumption has cured coughs and colds. Al
druggists. Price rs cents.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

Money talks convincingly at times,
and again there are times when it gets
badly ratified.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
MALARIA ARsitse 1dts tse e;saths' sy,tss

The air arising from ow marshy damp cellars sagna ponds
and pools and decying vegetable matter
sewers is loaded with of maaial The drink
has not been properly filtered
microbes and as daily
breathe and drink millions MALARIA
absorbed by the blood
entire body begins feel for several would relapse
effects of the FINALLY my physician prescribed S. 1t
most form of nave never en troubled since
chils and SS W. " S"' L0"sVihe' N.Y. SAPoFF
but when the blood is thoroughly saturated poison becomes
weak polluted
skin diseases result Malaria also affects the liver kidneys
stomach producing
dice malignant
fed before the body nur
ing and tonic properties medicine the
~ ~ ~ ideal remedy for the treatment of Malaria.
k% @% E% troys the of the disease builds
~ ~ ~ weakened, polluted circulation It
8 haM - blood and forces and
waste matter and adds strength and activity it.
s. s. improves the appetite and digestion entire
Its Alternative and purifying action
permanently driven from the system
advce without charge TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC Coz ATLzA. GA
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

Mothers will hnd Mrs. winsiow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy 70 use for thstr children
during the teething period
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27

ElTc Permanently Cured. No atsor nervousness
ITO Aficr tfat day suae OF Dr. ktincH Great Nerve
eslorrr send foF Free ~ trial bottle and treatise
pr H. II, Kline, Lid, aai Arch ST., Philadelphia, Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1905-07-27
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PulLERS

FASTEST, rghtest and strongest stump Fuller
on the market lt9 Horse power on the sweep
with two horses. Write for descriptive cAtAiog
and prices - -
REIERSON MACHINERY co.
Foot Of Morrison Street Portland. Oregon
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
INDIANS READY
TO MAKE TREATY

Spokane, Nov. 30.-More than $50
heads of Indian families have assem-
bled at the agency on the Colville In
dian reservation to consi FER the open
ing of the south half of the reservat-
ion and allotments of land to Indians.
Inspector General James McLaugh-
lin of the interior department called
them together. Indians are still COM
ing. All come on horseback and
many brought their bedding. Tw o
conference are held daily with the in
spector, after which the Indians meet
by themselves and discuss the offers
laid before them by the government.
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SENATOR BURTON
MUST GO TO JAIL
AND PAY BIG FINE
He is also Barred Forever from Hold
ing any Position of Honor Trust or
Profit under the United States Gov
ernment.

ST. LOUIS, Nov. 30.-United States
Senator Joseph Ralph Burton, of Kan
sas, was today sentenced in the United
States circuit court to serve six mo-
nths in the Iron county Jail. Ironton,
Mo-, and to pay a fine of 81, 500 as a
penalty for the conviction on the in
dictment charging that he had acted
i'll the capacity Of paid attorney in
behalf of the Rialto Grain and Sec
urities company, of st. Louis, before
the postoffice department., to prevent
the issuance of q fraud order.
Senator Burton was found guilty
on ST X counts of the Indictment. four
of which charged that he agreed to re-
ceIve compensation for his services as
an attorney before the postotfice depart
ament in behalf of the Rialto Com
pany, and two charging that he re-
ceived such compensation.
AS provided in statute 1852, which
Senator Burton was convicted of hav.
ing violated. Judge Vandevanter i'm
posed the additional penalty of debarr-
ing Senator Burton forever from hold
ing any office of honor, trust or profit
under the United States government.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
DROWN
IN GALE ON
GREAT LAKES
Nine of Crew of Steamer Mataafa are
Swept 0verbO ard and Drown Near
Duluth--Property Loss viii Amount
to Millions

DULUTH, MINI, Nov. 3d.
Fifteen lives are known to have been
lost in the terrible gale that swept the
Great Lakes Yesterday. Without
doubt as the details of the havoc wro.
ught by the storm become known,
this record of human fatalities will
be considerably augmented.
1t is impossible to estoimate the pro-
petty loss occasioned to shipping inter
ests. It:amounts to millions, but no
approximate calcuation can be made
for several days at least.
Nine dead, including the entire en-
gineering crew of the boat, is the ter
Iible result of the wrek of the steam
ship Mataafa at the mouth of the Du-
luth ship canal yesterday afternoon.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
GREAT NORTHERN
BANDIT IS CAUGHT
Seattle Police Arrest Lem Short. one
of the Gang Who Held up and Rob-
bed the Great Northern Train Near
Ballard. Oct. 2

SEATTLE, Nov. 20.-In the arrest
of Lem Short by Deputy Sheriff Smith
it is believed that one of the bandit
gang that held up the Great Northern
overland train three miles north of
Ballard On the night Of Oct. 2, has been
caught. He has been identified as
the man who bought the food for the
bandits camp: he has practically ad-
mitted that he stole the horse and bug
gy from Calhoun's barn at Kent the
night before the robbery which was
used by the bandits in making their
escape from the scene of the crime.
Short has been identified by a clerk
in the Sea title Hardware store as one
of the two men who bought revolvers
on the morning of the holdup.
Red McCarty, who is known to the
Pinkerton detectives, as the man who
crawled over the tender and held up
the engineer, the hardware clerk says,
accompanied Short when he bought
the revolvers. Short and McCarty
were seen near the place where the
train was held up less than an hour be-
fore the robbery. Deputy Sheriff Hill
and McKinnon, who made the arrest,
wills claim the reward of $4,000.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
WINCHESTER

Winchester, Nov. 27.--J. B. Zee
came over from Moses Lake this even.
ing, facing the coldeso wind that has
blown this fall.
S. d. Titus and family were visit.
ors at the home of S. A. Devaney Oh
Sunday.
N. F. Devaney made late drive to
Quincy last night.
A eheep herder coming into town
this evening, reported meeting a crazy
man who chased him. throwing stones
at him. The man he said had on a
cap and very good suit of light cloth
ing but was barefoosed. A number
OF our citizens went out to search for
him and located him about mile and
half east of town in the condition re-
ported, sick and nearly frozen. He
was brought into town and taken to
the hotel where he was given some
thing to eat and provided with shoes
and stockings. This even ing he was
sent tc Spokane accompanied by John
Asher and n. F. Devaney. The
poor fellow seemed completely crazed
not being able to keep bis mind to any
thing except that his name was E. r.
Brown, that his mothers name was
Hettie Brown and lived at Sc Common
wealth avenue, Chicago.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
Unclaimed Letters

List of unclaimed letters remaining
ir the posltoffice at Wenatchee, Wash.
for the week ending Nov. 80, 1905.
Louisl Blagg, J. M. Campbell,
Monty Clark, VIM. Colger, Mrs.
Minnie Gbinden, Mrs. Marget Hart,
W. M. Hall, Bert Honey, Geo. Keat.
ing, Miss A. Lowruce, Fred Mi -
Lawrence E. Morris, George Nicol,
Peater Nicol. Laura Nielsen, Mrs. W,
E. Porter, Clint Pierce. David M.
Russell, lothian Scudder, 2, Ellis.
worth Silsby, D. A. Stair.
Parties calling for the foregoing let
ters will please say advertised.
E. D. SCHEBLE, Postmaster,
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
DEEP SNOW IN MINNESOTA

ST. PAUL, Nov. 29.-The first
blizzard of the season struck st. Paul
late this afternoon and is raging with
unabated fury. High northwest winds
sent the snow in such terrific gusts as
to all but stop traffic. From all parts
of Minnesota, North Da kota and
South Dakota came reports of (heavy
snow with consequent partial demor-
alization of railroad traffic.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
WATERFOWL, N. Y, Nov. 80

WATERFOWL, N. Y, Nov. 80.
Twenty three students of st. Law
ence university left Canton yester-
day, having been suspended by the
faculty for PAL ticipating in recent dis
turbances. This practically wipes
out the Beta fraternity of the univer-
sity nearly all the suspended students
being members of the fraternity and
the faculty has ordered the club house
closed.
Many of the students will be pre-
vented from graduation.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
MUST SUBMIT TO CUBA

WASHINGTON, d. c., Nov. 30.
Secretary Root has addressed lett
er to Chas. Reynard, president of the
American society of the Isle of Pines,
stating positively that in his Judge
ment the Isle of Pines belongs to Gu
ba, and strongly advising Americans
there to submit themselves to Cupa in
laws.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1905-11-30
LOOKS BAD FOR
CHIEF WING OF
ASSAY OFFICE
He Paid no Attention to Complaints
of Miners Against the Unreasonable
Shrinkage of Gold Turned Over to
Seattle Assay Office.

SATTLE, Nov. 30.-Evidence re-
garding the absolute indifference dis
played by Assayer Wing towards com
plants made to him regarding the un-
usual shrinkage of gold sent into the
office and his refusal to entertain chai j..
ges of dishonesty against employees
of the Office is daily piling up. Since
the starting of the investigation in the
assay officea score of Alaskan mining
men have called upon Secret Service
Operative ''Steve Connell, in the
Coleman block, and given him valu
able information. This is all being
embodied i'm the report Mr.. Connell
will make to his superiors.
This morning Nome miner, whose
name the secret service men will not
allow used at this time, called upon
Mr.. Connell and informed him that a
year ago last October he called upon
Mr.. Wing and asked him to explain
why gold that had oeen assayed in
Nome and showed about two per cent
shrinkage at the local government
office.
Many other complaints of like nat
ure were made TO Wing during the past
year. Men, 1t is assured by those who
have called upon Mr.. Connell, have
made direct charges of dishonesty in
the assay office and shown MIR. Wing
figures illustrating the unreasonable
shrinkage of clean gold. Wing evld.
emily paid not the slightest attention
to any of the complaints.
A significant fact that has come to
light is that all the com binations on
the safes and vaults in the assay office
were changed yesterday, Superintend-
ent Leach of the San Francisco mint,
being the only man in the assay office
who knows the new combinations.
With the idea of "mak ing a little
money on the side" a private assay
office was organized in Seattle in 1899
the year following the establishment of
the government institution ON Ninth
avenue. That the purpose of the
private institution was to profit
by connection withthe governmenl
Office is not to be doubted
The private concern began business
under the firm name and style of John
son, Newton and Co. The partners
aslsooiated i'll the firm name we're Fred
erick A. Wing, assayer and melter in
charge of the United Satates assay
office f. G. Newton, his first assistant
assayer, and a. l.. Johnson, his sec-
ond ASST slant assayer. These three
men were then in the employ of and
under salary from the government.
Employees of the United States assay
Office who were in position to know
declare that the plant of the private
concern was constructed at the gorver
nment institution on the hill; that the
furnaches, tools and other paraphaer-
MALTA were built by men in the employ
of the government time, under ord
els from one or another of the three
official associates in the private COD
Germ.