New-York tribune., 1905-11-19
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A Frenchman Of Caen entered a police court the
other day with saucepan full OF tripe. which. he
said. his wife had sprinkled with corrosive sub
Innate to poison him. The worthy woman ad-
mitted the condiment but denied the motive Her
purpose was to make her spouse a little sick, so
that he might experience the tenderness of her
nursing Now. in the American law, tho of
poison In the household arts would be regarded
with gravity, but the French law has its human
side. and gives every sort of sporting chance
It decided that, the mercury had not been
eaten, crime had been committed.
Rural Aunt-Gracous Why doesn't some one
tell that pretty girl over there that her hair Is
City Niece-s-h, aunty; that is the fashionable
automobile sle."-(Chicago News.
NJ. Louis GODDARD. balloon manufacturer of
Paris claims. according to 1.-The London Globe"
to have solved a problem Of great Importance for
aeronauts-that of the influence exercised upon the
gas in balloon after long exposure to the upper
air by the various changes in temperature through
which it passes. This effect aeronauts describe
as "datation." NJ GODDARD approached the problem
by an analogy with clothing, and, observing that
light clothing is the rule In hot climates, less
absorbent than dark he proceeded to search for
a substitute for the usual dark yellow coating OF
varnish which in time turns almost black He has,
in the result. patented aluminium paint. for
which 1t is claimed that it lessons the heating OF
the gas and the absorbing qualities OF the material
and that there is a diminueon OF one-half in the
dilatation.' from which there results. among other
advantages, a saving OF ballast
IN JAPAN.
1.-THE Japanese taught to regard moth.r-in-Iaw
much as his own mother.l
Who was 1t helped me win my bride
When was downcast took my side,
And never has been known to chideT
Ny mother-in-law.
Who was the first to praise the last
or ask too much about my past?
My mother-in-law.
When SS he was s Coarse. 'G15 and shouted @ Bah.
My rnother-in-law.
Who never called me silly vain
Idle, effeminate. inane.
My mother-in-iaw.
And now that we are wed. and May
Snubs s and ann,oys ,cS.ir. me night h and m day
My mother-in-law.
Several bugles exhibition here and there
In England the that sounded the charge
of BaIakava." Now comes Lord Tredegar who
was one Of the Six Hundred, and says the charge
was not sounded that occasion. He says the
troopers were among the guns before anybody
thought about buges.
"I caught the streetcar conductor who owes me
on the he car trl platform 516gnlg ast night"
mo, he did the same thing my other debtors do.
"Put me ofr."-CCIeveland Plain Dealer
Golden jubiIees of the wedding day are not un-
common but 1t seldom happens that the same
person should celebrate the silver jubilee of two
successive marriages. Such event has just hap
nened at Vessel, Germany, where woman twice
married has celebrated the silver jubilee of her
second wedding day. she did that OF her first
YEARLY thirty years ago. Her first husband sur
vived the silver jubilee but short time. and
after two years of widowhood his wife again
tempted fortune in matrimony. she and her
ond husband are now venerable and hale old
co,,ule between seventy and eighty years old.
.svhy are people so angry about the trusts" In
o,,,red the tourist from abroad
'sayVelI'' answered Mr.. Dustin Stax, after seeing
hoy easily the trick was DONE q good many aTe
rosa and disappointed because they didn't get IN
on ths ground aoorHT(WsshinKtoa sts5