The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-11-09
THISTLES

What cert a cenpissie1 hAs skss
EsAlly. Tn not ssv tAsi have svw ss~s
r.
What SORT Of ds4oGssstsoss 6ia ,h~y
hsvs u IL sssDs~ iass SAtss Just DsS'
Ian.
--Hss ~ . rs@srhaeiS voscsi In scss
rsspeesA Her RELATIVES Sosr thist Il h
wrssashls.
--whs y lhs Dess Imaginative pass Joe
kss~f skrsslu. He rsfen 10 biz vwsas
- psr@s.
--iis--wssh yos isvs ne ~ pseA, dsas,
n dsdsg owa IN ssts@osisxs Hs@- rn
n yes promised 10 ~ enc 81 oces.
--ns--Dcss shs safi love hia' sss-I
thlsk 10. shs ai~sys nsisns win admir-
isg lss~css 70 svaythisg h. says.
--Hs-whss . lovely eoup,eIson his.
PiahisIgh hss sAe-Yss. Bss Ne Won
tsr Ne dessn't 81 painters collie.
--ssbe tUsAsinsivl- do ycs believe hiss
ins u really dsrssrossi he (nsaaly -
Ys. II often brnes on marriage.
Jones 10 Iea married. IA, Ia. Ttati
. good ioks on Jss<s. good ,kss Yo
He's always boast<d Of being independent
SO Galley really had to pay hIss Pert
man $1,000 for brsAeh VI promise, eh,
Yes, ard no~ bs vsnn 70 marry her 70,
bsr mosey
II hope voc bslp ma oil you car ab'uI
tbs ho1se, sah Nav. Yes when sh,'s
busy, answered Nan, I kssp out Of ber
way.
--Tou--i told Miss Go,rox last nigh,
that she Vas the light Of my lifs. Jack
Well, What hen' Tom-TAen the ltgh,
went cot.
--Consollng Yrisnd--Iherc, thsre Don't
gyievs 90. Tears cannot bring bsr back
widosu--I know I'll That 70 why
weep.
The Br,de-A penny for your thoughts
my dsar. Ths Groom--I vas thinking Of
tbs dearest person on earth. TIE Rride--
Oh, you egotist!
--Hs-Miss Uppsstsn certainly carris'
her head high. Shs-Yes, and withou
ANY particular effort on her part. There !
absolutely nothing 10 II.
--said Hs--Are you quits surs VOC ~
not dshing for compliment' sa'd She
OF course am. One would b. foolish 4
ash In such shallow pond.
Bragg tells me be got mixsd up In
scrap yesterday. DID be get The best OF Il
OF course. Otherwise be wouldn't hav
said anything about Il.
--Dsshawsv--Do you love that girl q
much ~ you think you dof Cisvsrton-
Why, old man, love Der almost - muc
~ shs thinks I DO.
--Eva--Yes, We went out 10 the beaut
full golden for chestnut hunting, and JAG
proposed. !Katherins-H'm! | ssppo'
that was another chestnst.
Pat Man--Hsve you left the show bu
iusss for goodi India Rsbbsr Preak-Yo
bsti There's more money In isttin' mote
cars run over me.
higgins cannot b called vain. B
dislikes TO have bis picture taken. He
90 vain. said Ar. Knox, that BE- has G,vs
up hops Of getting . picture hat will
him iustice.
She Who dh yoa Congratulate hrs
the bride or The groom' Hs-Nsithsr.
congratulated Tie minister. 6oe-wh
tho ministsri He-Oh, be got ths none!
you know.
How would yoa Iks 70 .hear your chil'
rem crying for bread, siri importuped n
begger. I'd welcome tbs change, said u
man, hurry On. They're forever cryin
for candy now.
-Hs--So your father thought l wsnts
70 marry you for yoar money. what d
you says She--I persuadsd him that Va
didn't, and thsn be said II that Was a
case you hadn't any ssnss.
She (sarprlssd II TIE eject Of her na
ration Why, knew that ssory was goo
but didn't know Il VA 90 awfully funn
- all that. He (beginniag 10 regain b
sslf coutroD Ut wasn't until VOC told u.
--Hs-why 20 pensivsi Are yoa thinl
Ing how dreadful Il was OF me 70 kiss 20
% soon aftsr our nrst msetiDGi She-Ns
not exactly. Vas thinking how drsadf'
Il would have besn bad we never met I
oil.
DO yos svss rsad papss st yosr eiat
ssksd the visitor. No. Every time ! 4
70 the reading room and that. Ne pspsl
have been grabbed By ~ ususl bench
habitues who cit arosnd that room all u
time
who's u ccmss 70 running racing u
tonobiIs. sAid The man 10 ths biz goGgIs
II 10 csrtainiy ass art. shosh ~ u
ane Art, responded Tie mile . missl
chAsnsar. You havs 70 pap Ans abos
cvvty tNeuS
-Beryl (st The pAoos) The l6ea {
sending hiss BY tslephoss! DO yoa col
pose want to b kisssd Of The ear. ia
per lat ths other end Of the wIr) wei
cant you put The receiver 70 yoar iips 4
. memcnt.
500 ths msssr, pieasei brusqselv asks
The representative Of ths Gas compAn,
Well. replied the hish woman. viii
sA,Is,cAl twinkle In Der eye, ne prett
bssy, bat | suppose Jos CA - u for
moment.
--0cod~in-why MOI accompany mo
church this Aftsrnoop. Smileyi Yos vi
bear IN interesting talt. Smiley --Excss
me. Goodwin. bat bard hat kidd Of
talk when | rsschsd hons q o'clock thl
morning. and I oaat stand another tcdaJ
--Assar zoe ashaDsd 70 swear d ths