The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-08
Mr.. D00lEY ON CORPORAL PUNISHMENT

ga SEE. said Mr. DooIey, that tn
prisidint IS planniE' an attack on
tn good old English custom iv
wife beating. He wants to inthrajooce
tn other good ola English instichooch-
ion iv aswhtppiag post
He's all right" said Mr. Hennessy.
I q like 10 have tn job
$50 wud t. said Mr.. Dooiey IF tn
law iver goes through. I'll run f'r sher-
IN an promise TO give back all me
salary an half what / get firm tn race
thracks- Not. mind ye. that wife beat
ing is much practiced in this country.
SlUg-ye'er-spouse is an internaytionaI
sport that has ntver become poplar on
our side IL tn wather. An American
lady is not m person that amy man
but a thrained athlete Wud care to raise
his hand against save be way IL
sn1oothin' her hair. Afther going 10
a school an larnin' TO box throw tn
shot an play right guard on tn foot
BAH team. tn gentle crather has whsrt
Hogan calls an abundant stock "
rePartee- In me life I've known on'y
SIX habitcnool wife beaterS Two if
thin were lucky to beat their wives
to tn sidewalk an I've rescued tn
other four firm tn roof iv tn house
with ladder But now an thin l sup
pose an American gintleman. afther
losin' three or four fights on his way
nome, does thry TO make q reputation
DC swingin' on tn ex-hea vyveight
ehampeen IL tn Summary f'r Rayfined
FemaIes, an If she can't put tn baby
Oh tn iiure in siine TO get to v-urruk
with tn loose parts iv tn stove. tits
fhaycore'S fdee that she snud call a
poDsman an have father taken down to
tn Jail an heartily slapped
An he's right. No gintieman shud
wallop his wife an no gintleman wud.
Il ny IN favor IL havin' wife heaters
whipped. an III go further an say
that twud be a gOod thing to have
lFry marTid man scoorged about W-anst
month. AS q bachelor man WSO rules
entirely be love, I've spint fifty years
lnVlStigatin' what Hogan calls tn
martiel state, an I've come to tn con-
clusicn that ivry man uses Whence TO
his wife he may not beat her with
q table leg, but he coerces her with his
mind. He can put q savage remark to
tn pint iv tn jaw with more Iastin'
effect thin a right hook. He may not
dhrag her around be tn hair Nv her
head. but he ohrags her be her sym
patnIeS- her IeSrs an Il r apxieties As
a last raycoorse he beats her be dom
things that make her pity him. An
tn ladies. GaWd bless fhi7n like IT.
TIL whippin post Fr wife beathers
won't be popular with tn wife oeatees
In her heart ivry woman likes tn
sthrong arm Ye very sil6om see tn
wife IL AN hahitcnool wife beater Law
in him The husband that gives his
wife q vilet bokay is as apt to lose
her as tn husband that gives her
vilet eye. TIL man that breaks tn
furniture, tips over tn table. kicks
IN dog an pegs tn lamp a tn lady
IL his choice, is seen no more often i'm
our justly popular divorce coorts thin
IN man who comes home arIy to feed
tn canary. Nanny a skillful mandolin
player has been enable to prevint his
wife firm elopin' with a prize fighter.
NO. YOU won't find amy maltreated
ladies' names on tn petition FIR tn
new govermint department Tn whip
ping postmaster gin'ral viii have to
look elsewhere FIR applause thin to tn
dOwnthrCdden wives IL tn country
But tn department has come to stay:
I hope, Hinnissy, to see its mission en-
large ! look forward TO tn day whin
there VIII be a govermint whipping
post with a large American flag at tn
top iv it. in iTry American city. Afther
awhile we can attiPd to tn wants IL tn
rural communities. a fourth assistant
whipping postmaster gin ril viii be stint
10 IN farmip country so that Cy an
A!ick viii set just as good lamming
as Alphonso an Augustus. He will