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Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-23

a fine day today. but 0 finst Que u
predicted for tomorrow,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-23

Read Roscnthal Bros ad and see
their special offer in trading stamps,
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-23

Mrs Moses Friedman is lodieponsd
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
The Farmers Vacation.

The ambitious tiller OF the soil. who
In interested In his home and labor.
always finds plenty to occupy his Mt
tention, and IL never more content
than when thus engaged. There are
other members OF the family. how
ever, whose labor IN more combining
and tiresome. On their account. II not
his own, they should seek some diver.
sion occasionally. TOO often we see
cases where that lack OF diversion
from the cares and trials has resulted
in insanity or nervous prostratiOD.
With the younger members Of the
family 'all work and no play makes
Jack a dull boy" and invariably Is
also the reason why he Is only too glad
Of a chance TO leave the farm when
occasion presents. The opposite IL
equally deplorabIe, for all play and
no work Is very Halle to make him
worthless In after life. Those brought
up In our rural districts are not usual.
~ subject to the latter disease for
during most Of the year work pushes
the majority of cur farmers instead Of
them pushing 1t. The only way for
them to find time for something out
Of the usual routine 10 to "taKe time"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

II must have a new gown and coat
At once" Great thundera ton. won.
an, how can you ask for a gown aud
coat when you have to testify In my
bankruptcy hearing next week." II
simply have to have them. DO you
think I can face the people In the
courtroom when l am wearing my old
clothes ?'-India napolis Sun.
Fond Mother--You will be s years
old tomorrow, Willie. and | want to
give you . real birthday treat. Tell
me what you would like better than
anything else. Willie (after thinking
earnestly for Ave minutes)-Brlng me a
whole box Of chocolate creams. moth.
er. and ask Tommy Smith to come in
and watch me eat 'em.-Youth.
Mr.. Uggy-Don't you remember.
dear. when your father forbade me
the house? Mrs. Uggy-Yes, and when
mother wouldn't let me ont Of her
sight for a moment? Mr.. Uggy--And
] made up my mind TO so oil and die :
Mrs. Uggy-Yes. and I scared father
into thinking | was In a decline? Both
Together-Weren't those happy days!
Tit BitA
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
Old. Time Remedies.

Strange - 1t may seem to some,
the ingredients of the witches caldron
in Macbeth" at least part Of them,
were once standard remedies among
Europeans. In the tenth and eleventh
centuries sovereign cure for ague
was the swallowing OF small toad
that had been chicken to death on st.
Johns eve. and splendid remedy for
rheumatism was to fasten the bands
of clothing with pins that had been
stuck into the flesh of either a toad or
a frog. Physicians frequently recon-
mended the water from a toad's brain
for mental affections and that live
toad be rubbed over the diseased parts
as cure for the quinsy.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
-LlONEss GOES sAD.-
Aninal Trainer Who Knew He Dusl.
mess Thoroughly.

Aninal Trainer Who Knew He Dusl.
mess Thoroughly.
Drunk or sober. Sterrett knew things
about. animals that all my years Of
experience and study never taught me.
1t wasn't that he got on better with
them than most, for his own lions hat
ed him, which is unusual. But he had
some method of interpreting their signs
that was beyond me. When the Tiger
Princess was going to give up one Of
her old performers because he was
getting sulky and peevish, Sterrett
looked over the troupe and said:
THAT one is all right. but the one
over in the corner will bear watch.
ing"
"Why, the man talks like fool"
said the princess. That's Zulka. She's
the best actor I've got"
Sterrett laughed. Train an under
study" he advised. I'm give Zulka
three weeks to retire from the stage.
She's going bad"
Zulka was very beautiful young
lioness; one of the best trick beasts
I've ever known and one Of the very
few that seemed to have genuine az
lection for the trainer. As a rule. the
felines don't exhibit the softer emo
tons. They feel for man either indif-
ference or distaste. But this lloness
used to show signs Of pleasure when
her mistress entered the cage, and I've
seeli her put her muzzle up against the
bars to fawn on the queen. Two weeks
after Sterrett's advice, to which we
paid little heed that was when knew
less about him than l subsequently
learned) saw the lioness caressing the
woman at the close Of the perform
alice. AS the Tiger Princess entered
the cage the next day there was a
snarl and a scream, anu she was down.
Zulka had her. Fortunately. some Of
us were near. We beat the animals
off-of course. some Of the other
beasts had to pitch on. seeing their
tyrc-t acwn---e nd got the woman out
VIII nO worse INJURY IMAM broken
arm and badly clawed back.-Mc-
Clure's.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
Old Game or Tit for Tat.


The conductor was talking to the
motorman, both looking ahead, as the
car bowled merrily on. A woman
standing in the rear seats motioned in
vain for stop.
Hey" shouted man In golf
clothes and I tourists cap. this lady
wants to get off,"
Another twist Of the lever and the
car ran with greater speed.
"Oh, dear, dearr' exclaimed the wo-
man.
This remark was not especially ad-
dressed to the man in the tourists
cap, but he thought 1t was. Jumping
from his seat he grabbed the leather
cord nearest him aud yanked 1t vicious
ly I'VE times.
who did that?' asked the conduc.
tor savagely.
Il did," yelled the man. IN teach
you to run past streets without paying
attention to your passengers"
"And I'll teach you to ring up fares
without paying me-" retorted the con-
ductor. THAT bit Of exercise will cost
you Is cents"
Take It," scornfully remarked the
man in the tourists cap, handing over
a coin.
The conductor gave him quarter
in change and did not discover until
he cashed in at the end Of the run
that he had been taking bad money
New York Press
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18


AXia-What nice hair Bella has. Stel-
la--Well, a woman IL a fool to buy an
inferior article-Town Topics.
The Lady-That isn't the same story
you told me before. The Beggar-No.
lady; you didn't believe the other one.
-Ex.
He-Can't we Just quietly separate
without getting a formal divorce? She
But I'm already engaged to another.
Life.
"Is your wife economicalT Every.
She can Ak over ten-dollar hat for
$15 80 1t will look just as good as
new one."-Puck.
Big Brother-Now. Willie. you must
give me the larger half of the apple.
because mamma says we mustn't be
greedy.-Harper's Bazaar.
How are you making out In writing
for the magazinesY" Just holding my
own. They send me hack as much as
l send them."-Detroit Free Press.
Uncle Josh-'Most every Official that
amounts to anything has to file an an
nuai report. Uncle Hiram-Yes; an I
guess that's about all some of 'em do.
PUCK.
Tourist-I say. guide. what does that
memorial stone commemorate? Guide
put It there. 1t was upon that spot
Q tourist once gave me Eve francs
Tt,Bits.
Meekly-Yes. we're going to move to
6wamphurst. Doctor-But the climate
there may disagree with your wife.
Meekly-It wouldn't dare!--Phiiadel.
phis Press.
Nela-Mr. Krammerer Is 20 kind. He
said I took very pretty and very ar.
usnc picture. Bell-Indeed! And
whose picture did you take. dear7-
Philadelphia Ledger.
LAdy-very healthy place, u IT.
Have you any idea what the death.
rate u hersi Caretaker-Wsll. mum.
I can't 'sactly say; but it's about one
apieca al round.-Punch.
Mn. smith-l'd Ike to sell you .
ticket. cir. We're getting up = ranis
Tor . poor sailor. Mr.. Krusty-Not to
me. I wouldn't know what to do with
q ss1lne II won him.-Ex.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
foRTuNts in PRECIOUS GEMS.
Extravasant Display Of yewsis Msds
By women.

Extravagant Display Of yewels Asds
By Women.
The desire for jewels and the ex-
travagantly splendid displays now
made by women who delight in such
manifesta tons Of wealth, says the
London Mail. are two Of the main
racteristics OF the power dress ex.
ercises over women In this luxurious
age.
A million sovereigns sounds like an
incredibly huge sum of money to sink
in precious stones, but the gem caskets
OF some Of our great ladies represent
that value very closely. and II is ac-
tually touched in a few notable In
| stances.
Quite moderately wealthy young
married women do not consider their
catalogue Of jewels complete without
two or three tiaras. a string Of pearls
capable of being measured by the yard
q stomacher brilliantly ablaze with
gems, a dog collar and numerous neck
lets, rings Of various colors to match
various gems. to say nothing Of
aigrettes of diamonds, bracelets,
brooches and little ornaments by the
hundred.
One single necklet Of pearls--only a
string that closely clasps the throat
has been known to cost G9O, 1000; tiara
swallows up any sum up to $4,000.
and even more when it contains prac-
tically priceless stones one brooch
may easily represent $500. while n
stomacher can scarcely cost less.
Hence to be bedizened in gems that
represent 100000 is not a difficult task
for the woman who likes barbaric
display and can afford to indulge her
within.
The extravaganza this craving for
gems leads to is excused by some peo.
pie on the score that precious stones
are sound investment. while the
dealers In imitation gems truthfully
aver that it fosters their trade.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
Most divorces are caused by a very

Most divorces are caused by a very
common mistake" What is III"
Many a man in love only with dim
pie or q curl makes the mistake Of mar
rying the whole girl. Life.
Clarinda-Aren't you allowed to
keep dog in your new fiat? Florinda
NO, we had to give Fido away; but
Jack had his dear little bark put In
our phonograp Amusant.
Ida--Are they really so richf May
Il should say 10. When they slipped
several spoons and saucers into their
grips the hotel clerk said II was mere
" the souvenir hohhy.--Chicsgo News.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

DeaIer--Here Is cigar that Ia all
right for the money. We sell it seven
for quarter.
Customer-Well. that is good
many.
Eyes, but you don't have to smoke
them. you know"
"Oh, l didn't think of that. You
may give me quarters worth. They'll
be handy to treat my friends WITH
Boston Transcript.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

1t was on the old camp ground.
Pass de hat" suggested Bruddah
wheatly. But the parson raised his
hand. mo, sah." he shouted, "dereli
be no hats about 1t. Pass tin box
wild 4 chain to 1t. DE last time hat
was passed around heah 1t nevah came
back, and had to go home barehead.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

Passenger-This train Is nearly one
hour behind time. Is it not? Guard
Yes; but that's all right. Wen get In
the usual time. Passenger-What time
Is that7 Guard-TwO hours late
Glasgow Evening Times.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
A singular Plural.

In little pamphlet called Better
Say" J. G. Fernald recalls the dispute
OF two friends as to whether the word
news" was singular or plural.
They telegraphed to Horace Greeley
the question. Are there any news?"
Mr.. Greeley promptly returned the
answer, mot q new"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
Our Girls Best At Sea.

A ships doctor who has made 100
voyages declares that the American
girl does not become seasick 80 read.
lily as her European sisters. The Eng.
lish girl Is next In order Of resistance,
while the French girl succumbs most
easily.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

to keep lead pencil. People are al
ways borrowing. you know. AMI they
always forget to return. Brown--Why.
l never have any trouble. See. I've
got q whole vest pocketfnl Of pencils.
Jones--Doesn't that prove Just what
said?
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

Little Wlllie-Say. pa. Is the pc.
mightier than the sword? Pa-So
some people claim. my son. Little
Willie-Then why don't the Russians
arm themselves with fountain pens?-
Minneapolis Tines.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

"She's q lovely girl. and 80 simple
in her tastes. told her that hadn't
much Of an income yet. but that
hoped could provide for her every
want" And what did she say"
.'She said that would be all shs could
AJAX II 0ndOn It'll Bits.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

uncie aeot ge--i nave rcuu yOur utJI-
clio over, and ! must say 1t shows Z
great deal of originality. Arthur
Thanks, I'm sure! ! nattered myself
there were some ideas in 1t. Uncle
George-I was not speaking of the
composition, but Of the spelling.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

Clara-Did you lose your presence
of mind when he attempted to kiss
your Maud-Yes. for moment Why.
nearly told him to xtop.-New.York.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

Chauffeur-ls there an ordnance
limiting the speed OF autos In this
town? Native-No. they can't get
through too quickly to suit us.-Brook-
Ign Life.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

Plso's Cure Is a good cough medicine.
Il has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. A. druggists, Is cents.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
Loaf . Goo., sp.pshos.

He-Look. look. i think that man
out in the breakers Ia drowning!
She-Oh. heavens. and have left
my camera at home.-Judge.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, bleeding or Protruding Piles
Your druggist will refund money II PAZO
days. soc.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

Mothers Will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their childrel
During the teethiug period.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

riro PsrmaDently Cured. No Htscr nerve asness
rho aftsr assa day's useoS Df. Kalpes Grest Nerve
Restosey. SEND for Free - trial bottle andtreatise
Dg. n Il. Kline, LA. - Arch st.. Philadelphia, p
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
KEEP
PERUNA
IN TINE
HOUSE.

Te1U CNtBJ VIII 10 ono OF the un1OTtU-
nate ones. Little or no risk need be run
II PerrnA is kept In the house and ct
the frst appearance Of any symptom of
catarrh taken - directed on the bottle.
Peruna IL safeguard, preventative,
aspecifc, cure for al cases of catarrh,
acute and chronic, coughs, colds, con.
sumption, etc.
For free medical advice, address DR..
e. b. Hartman, President Of The Hart
man Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

There Is more than one brand OF
smokeless powder that Is dangerous to
mankind.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
A PLAIN TALK
On q Plain Subject In Plain
LANGUAGE.

The coming winter will cause NJ least
one.half Of the women to have catarrh,
colds, coughs, pneumonia or consump.
tion. Thousands Of women will lose
their lives and tens OF thousands will
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
A COLD ON rhE LUNGS THREATENS
TO BECOME SERIOUS.
Pe-rS-na srlnss Speedy Relief.

Pe-ru-na 6rln1s Speedy Relief.
Mrs. II. +. Adams, FIX President Pal
motto Club, OF New Orleass, La, writes
from ITO GARFIELD Court, south Bend.
Ind, rs follows:
~ nm pleased 10 endorse Pevuns, q
] took II about year sgo and n soon
brought me relief from Q cold on my
lungs which Threatened to be serious.
1.-THE lungs were sore and tnflamed,
coughed couple Of hours every night,
and felt that something must he done
before my lungs became affected.
"Peruna was suggested by some of my
friends who had used 1t, and acting upon
their advice tried II and found that -
was able to bring ahout q speedy cure.
You have my highest endorsement and
thanks for the good II did me-"
Souadln1 the Praises Of Peruns.
Mrs. Frances Wilson, ~ Nelson ST.,
Clinton, Mass. writes:
Had you seen me ut the time % INV
Illness and now, you would not wonder
that I take delight in sounding the
praises of Perunn.
"My ailment was n severe cold which
attacked the bronchial tubes and lungs.
~ followed your specisi directions
and after using ak bodies Of Perwns. !
w'ss On my feet Sgsi1. ifhlnk Pesuns
. wonderful nsedickne.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

acquire some chronic Gil.
ment from which they will
never recover.
Unless you take the nee.
essary precautions, tn 9
chances are that you WI no
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

and disorders OF every nature success
fully treated. Also secluded home for
ladies' before and during confinement.
Consult lady physician. free, in person
or by mail. CONFIDENTIAL. Paris-New
York Medical Institute. Office. d. Esta-
brook Bldg. 1871 Second Av., Corner
Union. p o. Box Sl6, Seattle, Wash.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Brom0 Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II 1t fails to cure.
4. W. Groves signature 10 on each boz. 25c.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

Poorly dressed lies are rs bad as
the nude truth.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18
SASH AND DOOR BARGAINS


Ny nve cross panel
doors at 1.30 per door
are knewn everywhere
and your nearest deal
er will tell You be
can't purchase . No.
] five crosspanel door
for the money. fvOD
any dealer or manu.
factureY. He may try
to convince you that
my doors are not good
doors. don't b de-
ceived. I have the
largest business In
the north west, In
my line. ] did not
build up this great
business on fraud or
misrepresentation. !
can't AFFORD to send
out ghOddy materials.
II would soon put my
standing in bad re-
pute, and make of nv
lAat n \
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-01-18

snsmies. I have customers in all partS
OF the coast. and many throughout the
east--ask them.
NJ UusToM11D A11 NJ 1D01 AD.
vE1x180NBU4. I don not sell trash.
nothins but the BEST 10 good enough
tor my customers. DO not be misled.
low price In no bargain, unless you
get quality. anybody can sell worthless
goods cheap.
Five cross panel doors. stock atxes.
standard quality, standard thickness.
made of clear dry fr. $3.50 per door.
glased with natural gas, silver clear
glass, the best glass made.
! have all sixes. Send for price lists
On hardware. windows. doors. window
glass. window frames, door frames
porch columns. etc. Don't delay. write
At once 70 my salesroorn, 1908 srd Ave.
seattle, Wash.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-02-25
SENATE AND PRESIDENT

The misunderstanding between the United States senate and tho president on account of the arbitration treaties still occupies much of the attention of the daily and weekly papers of the country. Next month it will be taken up, probably, by the magazines. So far, opinion, both republican and dem ocratic, seems to be against the presi- dent.
 The question at issue, stated briefly, follows:
 The president negotiated treaties with several Europeaa countries which provided that where any matter, the subject of diplomatic correspondence, should arise between any of the coun- tries and this country,upo which there should be a dis 'greement, the president representing the United States and the
The daily Alaskan., 1905-02-25

proper representative of the foreign country should enter into an agree ment, in which the matters at Issue should be clearly set forth, to submit the question to The Hauge tribunal
 The constitution of the United States makes the senate part of the treaty making power of the country. The constitutional lawyers of the senate held that these agreements to submit questions to The Hague tribunal, re- ferred to in the arbitration treaties, were of a kind that the constitution makers had in mind when they re- qulred that all treaties should be rati- fed by the senate before becoming etfec. tive. The senate held that they were not less ''treaties" because they were referred to as agreements" and 1t held further that it would not torSake aoy of its constitutional functions. To make the matter plain, so there would be no doubt about it, the senate amended the arbitration treaties by changing the word "agreemcnt" to the word treaty" That would make it so the president could not enter into au ar rangement to submit anything to The Hague tribunal without action of the senate.
 In the course of the debate over mat ter the president was severely ar raigned for his alleged disposition to take everything into his own hands. Senator Spooner aud other leading re- publicans condemned him for the Plus agreement and for the agreement whereby the United States took possess sion of the republic of Santo Domingo without sanction of the senate. Notice was served that such action would be not tolera' ed again.