St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1905-10-20

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| The man who writes this stuff believes
They'd do them" II they could
The town of Bullfrog, Nevada,
had killing OH Saturday. Only
one man croaked.
After all, so97o admission to the
fair wasn't so awful worse for the
last day when il was such a fearfully
muddy timel
Anyway, Missouri had a good ad
in her fire at the fair grounds. She
showed EN- that Missouri was
warm baby.
After all, II was cheaper to burn
the Missouri building than to tear
down and remove il. II was an ad
that Missouri was warm state.
Pat Grove says Mike cudahy
wouldn't tell a lie for a thousand
dollars. That is mors than Mr..
Cudady can truthfully say of Pat
Crowe-or any other man
Merely because a player wins a
lobster at a card party is no sign
that the recipient is lobster.
There's a good deal in knowing
how to mark up the games OH one $
score card.
A Jenkintown (Pennsylvania)
minister has given up his pulpit job
because his wife had become
public singer. Most any man is
willing to quit work ii his wife can
support him.
Governor Folk declares that none
of his Missouri staff shall show
gold braid at a reception where he
Is. Joe evidently is anxious that
nothing shall detract from his own
personal lustre.
A Michigan state senator has
gone crazy over religion-forgetting
that politics and religion should be
kept under separate headgear.
Wonder why they didn't lay his
crazy spell TO cigarets9
A Great Falls. Montana, baker
was killed Saturday night by the
blowing up of his bakeshop. This
putting "any old thing" into mince
pies is apt to prove disastrous unless
the line is drawn at dynamite.
In Portland Il is necessary to take
out repair permits" before doing
improvement work. The permits
for Second street have been out so
long that they have corroded. mil
dewed, rotted. New ones should
be issued
Ex-Governor Hogg, of Texas, is
i'll of dropsy-but declares that he'll
not be tapped even to prolong his
life. II depends in what sort of
town he lives, Nothing tapped in a
prohibition town ever lasts over
twelve hours!
Now that il has been shown that
the high-toned poker players pulled
IN Portland were merely playing
''old maid and "hearts" the old |
tale about Ananias and Saphira
dropping dead for lying has been
given the chilly face.
Evidently there is no limit to the
amount OF water a vessel draws SO
Tar as the bar at Astoria is con-
cerned, But some of those Asto-
mans draw 50 much red iikker, at
lines, that they can neither get
over or under any old bar
A prominent New York doctor
vent on drunk Saturday night,
addressed beside a railway track
'llmbed upon a freight car, and
vent To sleep. Probably wanted TO
how the world that his HYDE
wasn't any mutual concern.
Did YOU ever notice that the
esolutions adopted by the repub-
leans in Portland studiously avoided
very point with prideF Now
the democrats will refuse to view
With alarm the whole plan of
'olitics will be knocked galley west.
Carrie Settle has sued George
'ettle, in Portland. for divorce.
They were first settled at Eugene
hen they settled in Portland-now
'arrie wants to settle-and George
'ont settle. II he refuses to
ettle It is a surety that the judge .
NIL settle Settle.
An exchange asks; What has
ecome OF the old-fashioned boy
ho always had boil on the back
his neck" Why, he's cnlti.
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