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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

after a pause. 1T is impossible for mo
not to reflect. however, that the last time
I was here was not compelled to listen
to such language from
look a-here, broke in the groom, Y
want to know, and want to know right
now, who the COMPOUNDED, blithering,
Miss Nancy idiot was that you traipsed
around here with and so on, and was
reduced to the necessity of twirling the
pedals of a bicycle that was tethered in
the corridor for the five minutes or 50
that this mix-up lasted. l am wonder
ing yet whether that pair hailed from a
state where incompatibility of tempera-
ment' is loophole for breakaway in
the high court Of part-them-asunder.
"A few weeks ago had pair of Brit
ish goo-gooers around who provided me
with an exceedingly queer pain.
'They were making a tour of the
world. couldn't exactly figure how long
they had been married, but they certain
ly were as affectionate sketch team as
ever showed around. This sort of puz-
zled me, too, for had always heard so
much about the reserve of English peo-
pie.
But with these two it was Agnes, me
own and 'Algernon, me love- from cell
lar to garrett
"Of course I walked about ten feet
ahead of them to let them have room,
but all the same they gave me that emp
ty feeling.
But didn't start to tell you how
much they loved each other, but how
they disliked the United States Neither
Of them could tolerate this country at
all, and they gave everything at the
capitol the joyous ha-ha from the min
ute they set foot in it,
Nov, stood this patiently for quite
a long while, but all the time could feel
the Indiana-American creeping through
my system like mountain cascade
"They looked at the pictures on tho
walls
"'How stoopid,' they said in unison.
''They looked at statuary.
"'What Brummagem LOTT said they
in one voice.
1T was the same all over the building
The whole works, from one wing to the
other, got he laugh from them, till the
spirit Of rs began to rattle around in mo
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

Congressman J. II. Bankhead, Of Ala
bama, one of the most influential men,
bers of the House of Representatives., in
a letter written from Washington, D. c..
gives his endorsement to the great ca
tarrh remedy, Peruna, in the following
words:
"Your Peruna Is one Of tho best
medicines I ever tried, and no family
should be without your remarkable
remedy. As 4 tonic and csfsrrh cure
know Of nothing better. '.--J. H.
Bankhead.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18
HINTS FOR THE MEN.

Women, cats and birds are the crea-
lures that spend most time on their
toilets.
II is always safe to tell a woman how
much you love her, even if she knows
you dou't.
Troubles of married life never come
singly; they usually have mother-in-
law attached.
"A fool and his freedom are soon
parted remarked the bachelor upon
bearing Of the marriage of another
friend.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18
LOW RATES
To tho Land Of Opportunity.

Those interested in the manifold oppor-
tunities to be found in Montana, Wash:
ington, British Columbia and Oregon, will
find that the Great Northern Railway Of
fers the greatest facilities in reaching
the important points in the Northwest
and the many rich farming sections OF
Montana, Washington and Oregon as
we'll as the great numbering and mining
districts in these Northwestern states
and British Columbia The rate to the
North Pacific Coast points is $500 with
proportionately low rates to other des-
tinations, all tickets carrying liberal stop.
over privileges.
For further information, rates, etc., call
on or address any representative of tile
Great Northern Railway. Send two cents
postage for illustrated bulletin descriptive
Of Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana or
Washington, designating which one you
desisE, to +. ]. Whitney, Passenger Traf-
fic Manager, Great Northern Railway, St.
Paul MINI.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18
THE TEACHERS FOE
A LIFE ALWAYS THREATENED BY
NERVOUS PROSTRATION.

One Who Broke Down from Six Years Of
Overwork Tells How She Escaped
Misery Of Enforced Idleness.
II had been teaching in the city
schools steadily for six years., said Miss
James, whose recent return to the work
from which she was driven by nervous
collapse has attracted attention. ''They
were greatly overcrowded, especially in
the primary department Of which I had
charge. and I had been doing the work
of two teachers. The strain was too
much for my nerves aud two years ago
the crisis came.
II was Frustrated mentally and ply.
sically, sent in my resignation and never
expected to be able to resume work. 1t
seemed to mo then that I was the most
miserable woman on earth. was tor
tured by nervous headaches, worn out by
inability to sleep, and had SO little
blood that was as white as chalk.
"After my active life, it was hard to
bear idleness, and terribly discouraging
to keep paying out the savings Of years
for medicines which did me no good"
"How didyou get back your health"
IA bare chance and a lot Of faith led
mo to cure. After I had suffered for
many months, and when was on the
very verge Of despair, l happened to read
an account Of some cures effected by
DIR. Williams Pink Pills. The state,
ments were so convincing that I some.
how felt assured that these pills would
help me-. Most people, think, buy only
one box for trial, but purchased six
boxes at once, and when I had used
them up, was indeed well and had no
need Of moro medicine.
CDR. Williams Pink Pills enriched my
thin blood, gave me back my sleep, re.
stored my appetite, gave me strength to
walk long distances without fatigue, in
fact freed me from all my numerous all.
ments. I have already taught for several
months, and I cannot say enough in
praise of DR.. Williams Pink Pills."
Miss Margaret M. James is now living
at No. 1873 Clay street, Dayton, Ohio.
Many Of her fellow teachers have also
used DR.. Williams Pink Pills and are
enthusiastic about their merits. Sound
digestion, strength, ambition, and cheer
full spirits quickly follow their use. They
arc sold IN every drug store in the
world.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

You can be cured at homo without
loss of time and at very little expense by
using Pusbecks Kuro; no examinations
and nerves are put in good shape other
troubles will soon disappear. All chronic
diseases are the result of impure blood and
disturbed nerve force. Pusheck's kuro
puri6es the blood and regulates the nerves:
It is tonic for weakness and general
debility, cures Rheumatism Skin Dis
eases and Indigestion. 81 at Druggists or
sent for that price from DR.. c. Pusheck,
Chicago. Booklet free. ...-
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

There is but single medicine which
is a radical specific for catarrh. 1t is
Peruna, which has stood a half century
test and cured thousands of cases.
Hyou do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. Hartman, giving q
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable adj
vice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President Of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, o.
All correspondence held strictly con-
fdential.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18
Life-Saviu9 Stations.

More lives can be saved by having
many small stations along the coast
than by having only one extra large one.
Pusheck's Kuro is now on sale at almost
all drug stores in the country. If your
Druggist has not got it induce him to
keep it. This mu1tiplies the number Of
life saving stations. Pusheck's Kuro is
the best remedy known for stomach trou-
bles, Rheumatisns Catarrh, Pain, Weak
ness, Scrofula and all diseases of the
Blood or Nerves. Price 81. If your drug
Pusheck, Chicago. A
Grand Island, Neb.
DR.. Pusheck's Remedy has done WON
ders for me, and l want to recommend
It to all sufferers. Fred Hardekopf.
Rich relations usually make poor friends.
-Chicaoo NAw.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18
Senor Ouesada, Cuban Minister to the United Stat

ouesas Cuban Minister to the United States is orator
speak Esteban Mnzas Cuba said ~
OF
The Medtne
nfromW Quesada
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18
OF Course. Money! Talks.

Mr.. Moregold-Now that find myself
suddenly rich,,'I leave the work Of break
ing into society to you, my dear:
Mrs. Moregold-That's just like your
dear chivalrous self. You always leave the
easy work for me.-ChicaGo Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

The Easter bonnet may be . dream, but
the Easter bonnet bill il simply q ight-
mare.-Atlanta journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

It's what a fellow doesn't know about
. girl that causes him to fall in love with
her. Philadelphia Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

The richer the life within the simpler
will be that without.-Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

"Peruna can recommend as q very good rnedi-
cine. tits an excellent strengthening tonic, and it
is also an efcacious for the almost universal
complaint of catarrk. "---e3OnzalO De QueSada
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1905-05-18

Rich relations usually make poor friends.
Chicago News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02

welt and Speaker Cannon had struck bargain by which the speaker agreed to put any railroad rate legislation bill that might be approved by the presi- dent through the house during the coming session in return for which the president consented to defer bringing the question of tariff revision before congress until too late in the session for action, but in time for spread-eagle oratory at the hustings next autumn. There is probably no available means of verifying or disproving this. report, and really the question of whether it is true or not is of secondary impor- tance compared to the fact that the possibility of two men deliberately bar tering the rights of the house of repre- sentatives was gravely set down in cold type and received, apparently, without protest. The report is proba- bly, untrue. but whether it is or not is of secondary importance to the fact that we have reached the point where the possibility of two men bartering the rights of the house of representa- tives may be contemplated without surprise or protest. It is true that it is now generally appreciated that the house has surrendered its government ostensibly to committee on rules, but in reality to the speaker, yet to the minds of many, especially those who clamor for the election of senators by the people, the house of representa-. tiyes still occupies proud and power full position. MT Reed was termed a 'czar" for grasping such power; MT Henderson, lacking the dominant per sonality of Reed. but clever enough to utilize. the power which he inherited with the speakership, continues to run the house. MT Cannon, differing in many respects from either of his i'm mediate predecessors, by reason of the general and quiet acceptance of the suggestion that he could make a dea, with the president of the character set forth without violating proprieties or exciting unfayorable comment, be- comes not only the predominating fig ure m the house, but actually the house of representatives itself.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02

One of the most fruitful of the new CT regulations governing the use of the products of the national forest re- serves is the provision which enables the small user of timber to procure what he needs promptly. Before this provision was made every would-be purchaser of timber, regardless of the amount he desired, was forced to wait for reference of his application to Washington. The fOrmalities which attended this arrangement under the law often worked a real hardship. and tended to discourage legitimate use of reserve timber by small applicants and sometimes to encourage it's illegitimate use by timber users of all classes It frequently happened. for instance, that applications were made for the use of timber under the free-use privilege by those who were not entitled to free use. and small users generally were in- clined to avoid dealing with fhe gov ernment on account of unavoidable fOrmalities. Except in California. sales of timber amounting to less than 5000 are now made on the ground by the forest officers without delay. In Cali fornia. the advertisement required by law is the only exception The pur- chaser is required only to transmit the purchase price to the special fiscal agent at Washington and he may then remove the timber He is. of course. assigned timber which it is most de- sired to dispose of. and is compelled, ike all other purchasers If timber. to observe strictly the regulations of the forest service. which are fully sx- plaieel to him by the eraoer in charge af sHr sale.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02

Mark Twain suggests that the best way of effecting permanence in reform would be to organize permanent third party, with no candidates of its own, but making its ticket out of the best men on the regular party tickets. But what if there is no best men on either ticket? What if the same master hand is controlling the nominations of both parties, and the minority candidates have been put up only as foils to the nominees of the majority? What we need is to keep the regular parties in the way of righteousness by control ling them from within, says another writer. Parties we must have. They grow out of the constitution of the hu- man mind, which makes us at one time conservative and at another pro- gressive. The minute people begins to think about its own public policy, such distinctions arise, and their fric- JOn ntipS lu heNp AuC soSidi ah puiSi as do the winds in the natural world. It is true that party spirit is a dan gerous thing, and leads men to false hood, dishonesty and even cruelty when it is not kept under restraint. Its existence is one of those sources of temptation which are allowed for the sake of the good to be got in deal ing honestly with them. So property is a source of temptation: but honesty, generosity and a score of lesser vir- tues are the outcome of using it right ly. The world would be the poorer if we could eliminate the things which tempt us, instead of overcoming the temptation they offer us. We should learn, as politicians, to fight fair, and be just to our adversaries.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02
SATURDAY, DEC ?, 1905.

An added complication to the Pana- ma canal situation comes in the shape of suggestion from Senator Mitchell of Oregon that he be continued as chairman of the senate canal commit tee. Senator Mitchell has been con victed of complicity in certain land frauds and his case is now awaiting an appeal to the supreme court. It was presumed that he would follow the example of Senator Burton, who has consistently refrained from even attempting to sit on committee or to take any part in the deliberations of the senate either by voice or vote ever since he was first indicted. It has been intimated, however, that the sen- ator would like to have the chairman ship of this committee at least reserved for him pending the final outcome of his case in court. While his fellow senators would be glad to stretch sen atorial courtesy to the limit in behalf of one so long an honored member of that body, at the same time this com mittee promises to be one of the most important of the senate during the coming session.. when the matter of providing money for the canal, the question of the character of the bonds and that of whether the canal shall be a lock or a sea level canal, will come before it. It is, therefore, expected that MT Mitchell will at least be dropped from the chairmanship, al- though he may retain his place on the canal committee.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02
HEARD IN PASSING

In lodging the canal issue Secretary Taft succeeded in giving further evil denee of his versatility-Detroit Free i Press.
 Norway's choosing a king by big majority, instead of president, looks like turning the clock of progress back ward.-Baltimore Sun.
 In order to decide what kind of a canal we should have President Roose- welt may yet be obliged to take a flying | tflp to the isthmus and spend fifteen minutes looking over the ground --Chi- ! cago News.
 General Grosyenor, speaking of the result in Ohio, says that Senator For l aker saved the rest of the ticket. But as the senator is very anxious to avoid responsibility for anything that hap pened in Ohio on that day how can that be possible?-Pittsburg Dispatch.
 The Yale & Towne Manufacturing Co of Stamford is helping it's employees to help themselves, and later on these employees will help the company even more than they do now. The company IS maintaining at its own expense a night school in which 1t gives to em- ployes instruction in mechanical draw ing, the teachers being experts in the employ of the company. The pupils provide their own instruments and the company provides the rest. Last year forty men took advantage of this plan, and this year the company has received applications from 100 employees who 1pCiRn fl f0l tho 4. ual training under unusual auspiees.- Ansonia Sentinel.
 Of the benefit that will accrue to Korea from Japanese protectorate there can be no two opinions. Korea has been called the land of the morn- ing calm, but it would fully as we'll be designated the land of the after noon slumber. Its government has been a despotism, accentuated by oc- casional massacres. The Japanese ad- | ministratiOn will direct itself to de- veloping the resources of the land. It will set the Koreans to work, but it will see that they are paid wages, and 1t will introduce modern, enlightened ideas of justice and the rights of the l citizen. Existence will not be so soothingly stagnant to the Koreans as heretofore, but they will be safe from the caprices of gloomy despotism for tified at Seoul. Their native mlsgoy- ernment will be succeeded by an i'm ported government. energetic, tireless, but humane.-Boston Transcript.
 One man who voted on another mans name at the recent New York city election has found that even if the exploit was joke, there is nothing funny about the consequences. He came into court and pleaded guilty with nonchalance, as if he thought the court would take his own trivial view of the crime. But Justice Davy, who was sitting in the criminal branch of the New York supreme court. sent him to prison for a term of not less than two years. nor more than three years and six months. This took all the hu- nor out of the performance, for this culprit at any rate, and the sentence furnishes food for reflection for other New Workers who are disposed 10 tempt fate by fraudulent voting. We presume that there are persons who think the complainant was fussy and the judge was inhuman, but crimes against the suffrage deserve small mercy.-New Bedford Standard.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02

There is something significant ia ths fact that the snncuncemeat could be szzssly made thst Prsssdsaf Rsoss
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE PROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund nancy if It fails to cure. R. W. GROVES sig nature is on each box. 25e.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-02
MEETINGS TONIGHT.

School meeting.
 Bakers union
 Typographical union. No 32a Waterbury association. \. A. S F.
 MEETINGS TOMORROW sheridan council K. Of c. MeIchiseieck lodge. I. O. B. B. St Francis Xavier Holy Name soei- ety.
 Prompters' union FraternaI Order Of Eaeie4 French Canadian band Union cOlnmfttee of Holy Name %
 CAsTozrA. ss.zsAs 1hn1 Ia Ess nzE Ezla ''.;'- ''.s;'-IMNkNf
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-12
MISS ELLA OFF, INDIANAPOLIS, IND.
SUFFERED FOR MONTHS
Pe-ru-na, the Remedy That
Cured.

Miss Ella OF, 1927 Linden St, Indi-
annapolis, Ind, writes:
~ suffered with = rundown c0nSfi-
tuition for several months, and feared
thai would have 10 give up my work.
"On seeking the advice of a physi-
clan. he prescribed tonic. ! found.
however. that II did me no good. On
seeking the advice of our druggist, he
asked me 10 try Peruna. In few
weeks ! began 10 feel and act ike q
different person. My appetite in
creased, ! did NOT have that WORKOUT
feeling. and could sleep Splendidiy.
In q couple of months ! was entirely
recO' cred. thank you for uhAf your
medicine has done for me. ".--ELa or
Write DIR. Hartman, President OF The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio,
for free medical advice, All cores
pondence is held strictly confidential.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-12

Louis de Bouffiers, surnamed tho
Robust" who lived in 1884. was not.
ed for his strength and agility. When
he placed his feet together, one
against the other. he could find no
one able to disturb them. He could
easily bend and break a horseshoe
with his hands and could seize an
OK by the tail and drag it against its
will. He more than once carried a
horse upon his shoulders.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-12
oome.tics Are In Demand.

The demand for girls for general
housework in Chicago is much larger
than the supply. Managers of a
number of the large employment bu'
reaus. including the three conducted
by the state, say that they are receiv.
ing every week more calls for domes-
tics than It is possible for them to
fill. The Swedish and Norwegian girl
OF all work still holds her place In the
popular demand.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-12

oysters. even after they have been
brought away from the sea, know by
instinct the exact hour when the tide
Is rising and approaching their beds,
and so. OF their own accord, open
their shells to receive their food
from the sea, as though sim at home.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-12
Unique Wedding Cake.

A Philadelphia baker was recently
called on to furnish a strange wedding
cake. The bride-to.be was journal
list, and the cake was required to be
in the form of huge fountain pen
In one portion bulb was concealed
and when pressed. caused red wine 10
squirt out of the pen so that the guests
could at once eat the wedding cake
and drink the brides health.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-12

A farmer at Ballina, New South
Wales. trained a black cat to act rs y
retriever. The animal was also fond
OF diving In the sea for FISH. and re.
Gently II brought out two.pouni
mullet. Its career was ended by It's
being swallowed by shark.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-08-12
SinoeinQ the Hair.

The practice OF smuggling tho hair IL
based on three articles OF belief: That
when hair is cut the juices drain
away: that by singing the cut ends
are blocked up: that by singeing.
splinting Is prevented. The real u,il!
~ OF hair smuggling is-non existent.