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The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29

LIVE SALromr4I> NAM 500 WEE ~
and better selling Tinted Lead.
Write quick; outfit free Merck
Lead Co., st. Louis. Mo. lO-22-2t-s
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
MANAGER WANTED EVERY CITY

and county; handIe best paying
business known; legitimate, new.
exclusive control; no insurance or
book canvassing. Address Charles
Halstead,s "a West seth street, New
York
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
LARGE PROFITS CAN BE QUICK

~ earned on Industrial stock. Which
will advance 80 points; per cent
margin Bernstein Co, Stock
Brokers, $50 Broadway New York.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
WANTED FOREMAN, 3 NJ

w AN led TOAEAhAN,
chine hands in sash, door and Dino
department in mill in eastern par
of the State. Foreman must be cap
able of making special and odd
work. Also one wood turner; state
wages expected in reply. Address
Mill, care of this paper. 1O-26-lZt
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
DR1rGGIsT WANTS POSITION BY

December LIST; can give best of ref
erence; good reason for making
change; willing to work in any de-
partment of store; we'll qualified &c
manage business; will take interesl
in business Address, Phenalgine
care News and Observer.
1O-26-6t
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
ZEN EVERYWHERE To
Statesmen

sell our Ice Crushers as a side line;
good commission. Davenport Ice
Chipping Machine Co, Davenport
Iowa.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
) TEARIy AGENTs-GFyT THE BIG

Holiday Orders: cut price Christmas
books soc books II 1-2c.; $1.OO
book Csc; $3.50 book SOC. $3.50
book 75c.; credit giZen; outfit free.
Ferguson, 1857 Cincinnati, Ohio.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
DETECTIvE-YOUNG MEN DE-

string to become detectives write
International Detective supply Co,
Milwaukee, Wis.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
Her Passion.

stella she she is to marry a foot
ball hero.
RelIa: Yes. she always did love
remnants.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
YES DoLLARs REWARD FOR BE

TURN of Dress Suit case bearing
initials CT. w c." Taken from news
stand Union Depot. w. b. Wright,
Union Depot.
100 Tn -Th -SI1
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
I0R RENr-FURNIsHED ROOM

electric lights and hot bath. ID. L.
Moore, 1922 New Bern avenue.
1026-tf
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
IMPROVE YOUR SOIL BY THE USE

of Ground Phosphate Lime, 80 to
50 per cent. Carbinate Of Lime with
considerable high grade Phosphoric
Rock ground with it; good for all
crops. For prices, address b. f.
KEITH, Wilmington, N. G. 10-8-1m
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
LOST IN RALEIGH LAST WEEK

a Knight Templar" Charm, win
my name on same. A liberal reward
will be paid for its return X. j.
Corbett. Henderson. n. G.
10-29-4t
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
WANTED NO SELL PIG ACREs

valuable trucking land two miles
of Mt Olive. one mile of railroad.
fruitage, in high state of cultivd-
ton. c. B. Hatch. Mt. Olive, N. Z.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
WEALTHY

tractive. effectionate:. worth over
$4,000 and $50 acre farm; desires
Immediately loving husband. Al
dress Mrs. W.. 697 Fulton street
Chicago. 9-2-sat. t. I.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
LOST IN THE MARKET SATURDAY

morning $50 bill. Just bring me
what you have not spent and same
will be satisfactory. T. j. Jones'
Supt. Life Insurance Co, of va.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29

MEN-TO DISTRIBUTE SAMPLES;
$500 daily; steady; no canvassing.
"Oliver," 68-74 LaSalle street, Chi
cago.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
PRINTER WAI

PRINTER WANTED-WANTED A
straight compositor with some ex-
perience on job press. Write at
once, stating terms, to Paul Scar
borough, Franklin. Va.
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TEN CENTS PER LINE
(Slx words to the Line)
Cash with Order.
NO ADVERTISEMENT TAKEN FOR
LESS THAN 25 CENTS. SPECIAL
DISCOUNTS ON EXTENDED AID
VEI,TTSING. RESULTS ASSURED.

FOR SALE-HOTBED SASHES AND
New Frames just built. BIB Boston
Lettuce Plants-BulbS of various
sorts and Roses. Also Il large Steel
Kitchen Range in fine order and
some other articles L do not care to
move.
w. F. MASSEY.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29
wANTED-Two GOOD WATERS

CANCEL a permanent job at Hotel
Louise, Washington, \. {.
10-26-'Wk.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-10-29

October 5l, 1896
I adv description by the company to the Re-
pubcan The held by
policy holders cannot be
and vote by
would lie beyond
paid under such vote the DIRECTORS
personally policy holder the
corporation doing business In BOSTON,
Standard
risk of liability small
(Signed) ALFRED ID. FOSTER,
Vice-P
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
MINING STOCKS.
AMERICAN SECURITIES ABROAD.

London. Dec. H. p. nl.-The market for Anleri-
can securities was irregular. generally showing
fractional declines at the close. Last quotations
follow,
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
rl,ers, nosted rates were as follows:

DOMESTIC Orleans - Ccf1-
n7erciaI 75c discount bank. 81 premium San Fran
cisco-sight nothing: telegraph. &c Boston-l9c dis
count Chicago-35c premium. Charleston-Buylng,
par. selling f-1Gc premium. st. Louis-20c premium
hid 30c premium asked. Cincinnati-Par. Savan-
nab-Ruving SOC discount; selling. I5c premium
Minneapolis SOC premium
BANK CIEARINGS. - NewYork - Exchanges
602: balances $6.9s77SS Philadelphia - FE-
changes S17 $50 $50: balances, $266S92+ Boston-sX-
changes so 3.S46; balances. &2TS,61S Chicago
Exchanges s3S 95S 409 balances 2S25S9 Baltimore
-Exchanges $3.973,4 ,474; balances. $420S22.
SILVER MARKET.-Bar silver. 64s4c. Mexican
silver dollars 491zc. Bar silver closed in London
at % 15-16d.
GOLD PREMIUM.-In Madrid 27.S5; Lisbon. 30
MEXICAN EXCHANGE.-Mexican exchange on
New-York is quoted at 200.
GOVERNMENT RECEIPTS.-Customs receipts
reported from Washington. ss54s72; internal revenue
receipts s16O 963: miscellaneous receipts, $l29.Sn
Receipts for the day s. 1926: expenditures, A6So-
cor Receipts for the month to date SIS 1909: ex-
perditures $14.S9oO0o excess of receipts, &ST766
Receipts for the fiscal year to date. $3.50 -2S sSl :
expenditures $27357O6Oi; excess OF expenditures
S. 2S2,673.
SIrB-TREASCRY.-The Sub-Treasury was debtor
to tic Clearing House $S77997.
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
WALL STREET AND EXCHANGES.

FOREIGN ADINCf-Foreign houses dealt in
n ao shares in the local market selling 1900. In
London consols were heavy and Russian bonds
were weak The copper shares were remarkably
strong under the lead Of Rio Tinto and Anaconda.
The fact that the fortnightly settlement begins TO-
Iay caused good deal Of scattering realizing in
dicating that there was a larger bun account open
posed Money was fairly easy. In Berlin the bank
rate was advanced TO per cent.
MARKET GOsSIP.-The character of some Of the
r,nors current may he gathered from the fact that
the principal officers of Hooking Coal and Iron
were the last OF the bull movement in that
stock while one OF the directors of Disters
ma rked that everybody in the Street seemed 10
know more about the bull pool than he did. one OF
the stories current is that the Hartman interest
fnds # wants Kansas city Southern after allowing
the Sielcken syndicate to take il OF its hands
less than a wear ago. The is pure manipula-
tion some Of the active traders putting out
stock on advances in spite of the bull points the
Hartman issues. ]. ]. Manning. J. II. Griesel and
other active operators were conspicuous the sell
inc side Southern Pacific at first did not alto
rether respond to the great strength in Union Pa
cihc II is said that the forthcoming annual report
lviu make a disappointing showing. One of the
hull points current early on Norfolk and West
err The policy of taking up small group after
another seemed to work well and forced good
rranv traders TO cover shorts. The rally in South
ern Pacific was we'll managed and did not come
before II was needed. as the early heavness In
that stock had a rather uusettling influence. Halle
& Stieglitz and other active trading houses of the
same class were prominent in the advance. Wasser-
man Brothers bought and bid up Tennessee Coal
and Iron forcing in few belated shorts. The bear
account there is probably pretty we'll covered, but
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
CTRB MARKET TRADING.

Speculstion in the mining group moh'poDSs
r,os+ rhe entire attention of the market FOR Gus
securities Long before the opening hour
scramble was made 10 speculate in those sA
and prices throughout nearly the entire ns'
inward in some cases the advances resfh'Hs
high as 7 per cent When the high figures ~
reached, heavy liquidation set in. and Teacle1 =.
from 10 over per cent quickly toieEe1'
under good pool support rallies eventuaHs ="
place In other securities practically niue =
business was done although prices IN tas 4.
were steady United Copper common va
leader. and on enormous transactions rose -
cent. broke J. and ended with gain OF pvi -
The preferred was less active. although saiA4s
point Greene Consolidated advanced over y
cent on heavy purchases. Nevada-t tan va
good demand and scored a gain of = Boston 80
soTdated was somewhat erratic. huctuatiIg W.
a range OF nearly , per cent Bambsrger-U r-Ue'@l.-
improved y. Utah Copper opened up 81 but s'r's
ally broke ia, British Columbia was advance
small fraction. and Nevada CONSOLIDATED ,
cent American Tobacco was I'm good denaho'
Irregular, Standard Oil was strong. lnter0QV.s.
Rapid Transit was quoted ex dividend at q isS
per cent. Mackay shares were firm oa' sl'
Bonds were hrm and fairly active.
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
GOVERNMENT BONDS.

The following shows yesterdays closing quota
tions for government bonds compared with Satur-
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12

Quotations for foundry at the II a. m and ls
D. m. calls yesterday compare with the final Fnrs
OF Saturday as follows:
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12

London. 11aQ1R per cent. Open market discount
rate for short bills. $685. per cent long bills.
3asa3a per cent Berlin discount rate 5ls per cent
Berlin exchange on London. 20 marks 39 pfennigs.
Paris discount rate. per cent. Paris exchange on
London 25 francs 1115 centimes. Bar gold in Lon
don was Us 1012d.
FOREIGN SECURITIES. - British consols for
money 80 7-1S: for the account s9s French rentes,
90 francs z21k centimes-
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
MONEY AND EXCHANGE.

MONEY MARKET-Money on call opened at 10
per cent: highest Is per cent; lowest per cent
last loan. per cent: close 7914 per cent; ruling
rate IA per cent Time money was quoted at s per
cent for ninety days to six months Commercial
paper was quoted at 514Q6sl per cent for sixty to
ninety days and 51h@6 per cent for four to six
months.
FOREIGN EXCHANGE.-Market closed steady
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12

Call Money Rules at II Per Cent Uni
Features.

Closing prices of stocks dealt in, with net
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12

"A DVERTIsEMENTs AND SUBSCRIPTIONS for The
"A Tribune received at their Upo~n Office No. 1854
Broadway between S6th 3IIh until o'clock
Advertisements received At The following branch Offices
regular office rates until O'Clock p m, VIZ: PSI
e.
lzth-Ft: 257 West 52G-sJ between 7th and 6th
125th-st. 133S 3d-aVe. between 10Th
l.ozb Sd-ave-. 6st-st-: l.7OS 1stsFe..
1S7 125th 7h6 Tresont=aVe: $50
ave, 4Ist-st: 65S 3d-sve,: 21O Beecker-st 32s
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
STATEMENT OF NoN-MEMsER BANKS

The weekly statement of averages OF the nanA
of New-York City. Brooklyn. Jersey CITY HoooAeh
and Staten Island which are not members or ms
NeU--Yort Clearing House Association. but when
clear through some Of the members Is as follows
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
PIG IRON CERTIFICATES.

Quotations for regular at the II a m. and rs
D. m. calls yesterday compare with the hna4 prices
of SATURDAY as follows:
New-York tribune., 1905-12-12
RAILROADS

2.O0O Chicago Subway q.
leo Det TOT 3 ] I'd pf.
l.OHQ InteFhorough r T..
500 New Orleans .
zoo do pref, ...--.
4l0 y Y q & III r rts.
f25S y Y n II = II rtE
North Sec stubs
% Sea board fst pref
rs DO ID pref.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-08-03


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committee OF the "lrd street reading
room lh"' IN the par''rN OF the Albany
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The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-08-03

ground occupied by station buildings,
work shops, depots, machine shops,
switches, side tracks, turntables and
water stations which was granted by
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-08-03

!, a,a to his advocacy, or supposed ad-
.oracv, or principles and policies that
49,. dsmocratic. Nothing brought Mr..
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-08-03

-, Il, and temper Of errlier days. n ~ IS
sppareu, all that ssap'na msrioan life
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-08-03

AMUNu IhE CHURCHES.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
Sunday School 10 a. m.
Divine worship IL a. IN,
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-08-03

:alesss the experience and observa'
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-28
Farrls -Kienzler Nuptials.

About seventy-five guests as
sembled at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. David Farris Wednesday,
Jan. 25, 1905, to witness the marriage
of their daughter Cora Estella to
Chas. D. Kienzler, at 11:30 a. m.
While the wedding march was
played by MISS Lulu Lance, the
bride entered the parlor with her
brother Walter acting as grooms-
man, the groom following with
Miss Elva Place as bridesmaid.
They took their places under a
beautiful arch Of lace curtains
festooned with holly and bows of
white ribbon while Rev. Bird per-
formed the ceremony speaking the
words which made them man and
wife.
The bride was beautifully attired
in brown silk. The groom wore
the conventional black. The
bridesmaid also was attired in
brown silk Of a darker shade. The
bride is an accomplished young
lady and a favorite with all who
knew her. The groom is a young
man of good habits, industrious
and has many friends. They will
take up housekeeping on the
Kienzler homestead where they
will be at home to their friends
after March LIST. These young
people are held in high esteem
which was seen by the many use
full and valuable presente gwen by
their friends.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-28
COMMITTEE ACCEPTS 1T.
The New Courthouse Is Now Ready
for Occupancy.

The Building committee OF the
new courthouse met in Lancaster
Thursday and voted unanimously
to accept the new courthouse from
Architect Koch and Contractor
Robt. BROKER.
All members of the committee
Meyer, Brennan, Gardner,
Fessel, Klinkhammer, Him and
Patterson were present. Final and
complete settlements were made
with Architect Koch, who was here
from Milwaukee, and also with
Contractor BROKER.
From the latter's bill was de-
Quoted penalty amounting to "a,
10000, being forfeiture of SO per
day for AS days since Nov. 1908,
when the structure was supposed to
be completed. This was a condition
OF the original contract with the
Northern Building company, now
defunct, and Mr.. BROKER in taking
the contract was holding for the
penalty the same as the original
contractors would have been. Mr..
BROKER ANTICIPATED the slash and it
was no great disappointment to him.
Individually, every member of the
committee regretted the ''cut" and
the measure was passed reluctantly.
They were under obligation how
ever to do their duty and showed
no favors.
1t was arranged to commence
suit at once against the indemnity
company that furnished the bonds
for the original contracting COM
pany and Dist. Atty Kopp was
authorized to make demand in
stanter from the company for the
amount of the bonds.
A meeting of the county board
to accept the structure and dis
charge the building committee will
very probably be held some time
during next month.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-28
War on Consumption.

The medical fraternity and trained
nurses in Chicago are organizing a
war on consumption in the hope to
prevent its spread and to stamp it
out if possible. at the meeting of
the nurses a few days ago it was
agreed that they would nurse free
of charge all persons suffering from
Tuberculosis who were unable to
pay. The physicians advise all per-
sons who are suffering from that
disease to waste no money on patent
medicines or whisky or beer or any
other intoxicating liquor but to live
in the sunshine and sleep in rooms
with at least one window open all
the time, winter and summer, and
if possible go to a hospital where the
disease is properly treated. The as
ISOLATION is circulating about Chic
ago the following suggestions for
the prevention of consumption. 1t
might be we'll for people every
where to observe them.
Don't live in the rooms where
there is no fresh air.
Don't work in rooms where there
is no fresh air.
Don't spit on sidewalks it spreads
disease and is against the law.
Don't spit on the floors of your
room, office or workshop. Don't
sleep in rooms where there is no
fresh air.
Keep at least one window open
in your bed room at night, as fresh
air helps to kill the consumption
germ.
Don't neglect cold or cough and
never eat with soiled hands
always wash hands in hot water be-
fore eating.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-28
SLIPPERS FOR HORSES.
New Fad for Swell Equines to Wear
i'm Cold Weather.

In some cities slippers are made.
for horses for wear during the.
winter months. The new fad has
as yet not reached Lancaster, but.
will undoubtedly come in due time.
The slipper in question is similar to-
that which the luxurious bachelor
may be expected to don in the COM
fort and privacy of his chambers
The sole is made of some hard sub
stance, while on the outside is a.
covering of carpet material. The
top is made Of heavy canvas. tt
opens at the front and is laced with
a white string along the top of the
hoof. giving the slipper a rakish
and dashing effect.
tits expected that when horses
are equipped with these slippers
they will not slip on the lcey pave
ments, their legs will not be cold
and they will be fashionably attired.
This is the second step in the proper
garbing of horses, the first one being
the adoption Of bonnets in summer.
No well bred horse can lay claim to-
to good form in the summer time
unless he wears a straw bonnet
within which cooling leaves are
placed. With a straw hat and slip
pered feet, Lancaster horses could
give the equine four hundred all
over the country pointers in tog-
gerry that will make this a center
for horse fashions.
While the r,lmor is not confirmed.
it is reported that some enthusiasts.
have been submitting plans and
specifications for equine pajamas
which will enable the hard workedl
animals to sleep with more comfort
and less exposure.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-28
FREIGHT WRECK.
Conductor Whitney and Brakeman
Horton Sustain Injuries.

A special freight with caboose and
two cars was wrecked at the foot OF
the Sitter hill Thursday about
noon.
The train was in charge of Con-
ductor Whitney and was east bound.
Engineer Frank Mcmahon was IN
the cab and Fireman Weidish was
his assistant. They we're running
at the rate of about Is miles per
hour when the rails spread after the
engine had passed over, derailing the
car next back. This car did not
turn over, but the refrigerator and
caboose did, rolling down the en-
bankment into the ditch by side of
the track. In the caboose were
Conductor Whitney, Engineer
Flynn, who was riding to Fenni-
more to get dead engine, and
Brakeman Horton. The latter was
in the cupola and was thrown with
considerable force, receiving some
painful, though not serious bruises.
Conductor Whitney found himself
in a heap in one corner Of the roof
and sustained couple of bad cuts
in the face-nothing serious how
ever. Engineer Flynn did not re-
ceive even a scratch.
All traffic was suspended untilthe
wrecking crew could be dispatched
for and their services rendered in
clearing the track. At about z
p. m. the line was cleared. It was
very fortunate that no one was
killed.
The caboose and refrigerator each
contained stoves that were burning
full blast at the time of the acct
dent. Timely attention paid by the
crew saved the cars from devasta-
ton by fire.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-01-28
Heard on the Streets.

That many girl has learned that
too many strings spoils the beau.
That banana is seedless, and no.
body knows why.
That when love feeds on beauty
alone it soon turns up it's toes.
That some men are troubled with
taxes, and some are taxed with
troubles.
That a hand organ is one kind of
wind.
That if time we're money, all
tramps would have the price of a
meal.
That fortunes cuffs may be re-
versible, but the kicks are not.
That some men who pose as
chrysanthenlums, are nothing but
cheap cabbage heads.
That perhaps it is the money of
the silent partner that talks.
That prosperity helps some men
to forget their friends.
That Indifference is a pump for
drawing secrets from women.
That when the Lord created
woman, He didn't use magazine
fashion plate for a pattern.
That a woman can't make
monkey of every man she meets;
sometimes she's too late.
!. That failure is one thing that is
spoiled by success. ~ Y
That you may whitewash a mans
character, but can't wash it white.
Y That theman whose wife takes in
washing pays no attention to
laundry strik S.
That when some men fail to make
a hit they generally blame it on the
hammer.
That Job was patient man, but
the telephone girl never told him
the line was busy.
That if you have occasion to call
a large man liar, do it by wireless.
That many fellow who marries
for money, has to be satisfied with
a meal ticket.
That never judge man by his
clothes-judge his wife.