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The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
An Ant Definition.

When George Whiteield was at his
zenith and attracting great attention in
England, a certain baronet remarked
that Whitefield vas the founder of a
new religion"
"a new religion, sir?" exclaimed a
nearer.
Yes said the baronet; what else do
you call it?"
Nothing" rejoined the other, bat
the old religion revived with energy, ami
heated as if the minister really meant
what be said"
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
You Have No Friends

that will not be interested in a remedy
that is being used extensively as a per-
manent cure for Dyspepsia, Constipation,
Headache, Catarrh of the Mucous Mem
brane, and all diseases of the Liver, Kid
neys and Bladder. Only one dose a day.
Write at once to the Vernal Remedy
Company, LIE Roy, N. Y, and they will
cheerfully send you free. a trial bottle
of Vernal Palmettona palmetto Berry
Wine), to convince you of the wonderful
results to be obtained from its use. Sold
by druggists everywhere.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
Pe-ru-na, a Natures Beautifier.

Peruna produces clean, mucous mem
branes, the basis of facial symmetry
and a perfect complexion.
The women have not been slow to dis
cover that Il course of Peruna Will do
more toward restoring youthful beauty
than all the devices known to science.
Many a girl has regained her faded
beauty, many a matron has heightened
the days of her comely appearance by
using Peruna. 81
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
Board Bill and Billboard.

Bill had a billboard. Bill also had a
board bill. The board bill bored Bill so
that Bill sold the billboard to pay !.is
board bill. So after Bill sold his bill
board to pay his board bill the board bill
no longer bored Bill.-Yale Expositor.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
Good Start.

"Dumley has taken up the study Of iiu-
jitsu."
you don't say. How is he making
out?"
"Splendidly for him. He has almost
phia Press.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
thousands of WomenC Cured Every Year
by COrrespOndenCe--This is What
Dr.. Hartman PrOpOsest to Do
For You Without CHARGE.

Women who suffer should read the
evidences presented here. We have
thousands of letters from grateful
friends who tell the same story.
Half the ills that are peculiarly
woman's own are of Il catarrhal
character. Female weakness was not
understood for many years.
DR.. Hartman deserves the credit of
having determined its real character.
He has made catarrh and catarrhal
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07

The pessimist thinks the world is
worse than it really is, and the optimist
thinks it is better-and both are wreng.-
N. Y. Times.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07

If we saw ourselves AS others see US,
we would at least have the privilege Of
insisting hat we were laboring under IN
optical illusion.-Puck.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07

In Persia g~rafters are boiled to death.
In this country they are enthusiastically
roasted.-N. Y. Mail.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
srefund the money if it fails to cure.
E. W. Groves signature is on each box. 25c.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07

would 1t
not have been if
Abraham had not
known Noah, for
the latter lived SIS
years after Abra-
ham was born in
Urof the Chaldees?
S g would
it not have been
if the man who
knew God, who
had heard Him
speak, who had
obeyed Him and
haan r,ira nnInnSIy
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
In Peruna these women find a prompt
and Dermanent cure,

In Peruna these women find a prompt
and permanent cure.
Thousands of testimonials to this eff
feet are received by DIR. Hartman every
year. The good that Peruna has ac-
complished in this class of cases can
scarcely be over-estinlated.
I If you do not derive prompt and I
!! satisfactory results from the use of
. Peruna, write at once to DR.. Hart
man, giving a full statement of your
case, and he will be pleased to give !
YOU his valuable advice gratis. :
Address DIR. Hartman, President ]
J of The Hartman Sanitarium. Column,
! bus, Ohio. All correspondence held 7
/. strictly confidential.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
In a Pinch. Use Aliens Foot-Ease.

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot-Easc,
a powder. 1t cures Corns, Bunions, Painful,
Smarting, Hot, Swollen feet. At all Drug
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07

Pcruna cures catarrh, whether of the
organs or any other organ OF the
human body.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
Weakness Is Usually Pelvic Catarr1.
Cures Catarrh Wherever Located.

Mrs. Lizzie Redding, sl34 b Clifton Place, st. !
Louis, Mo, writes:
81 found after trying many different medicines |.
to restore me to health, that Peruna was the only I
thing which could be depended upon. l began I
taking it when ] was in a decline, induced by ]
female weakness and overweight nerves. !
81 began to feel stronger during the first week l !
took Peruna and my health improved daily until
now l am in perfect health and enjoy life as l !
never did before. Liz Redding. !
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07
|: ABRAHAM
AND NOAH
OUR SERMON STORY by the I
Highway and Byway'" Preacher !
A Vision Be.ws-n the Lines Of 4
Coos Inspired .Mord.)

Scripture Authority:-"And Noah lived
after the flood three hundred and fifty
years p-Enr Q.oS -.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07

diseases, including pelvic ca
tarrh a life long study.
The Tupelo journal., 1905-04-07


I Mrs. Mable Bradford, 10 Church S
J Burlington, VT, Secretary Whittier Or;
| Society, writes:
! "Peruna is certainly a wonderful me-
I for the ills of women. I have hes
! spoken of in the highest praise by +
! and certainly my experience is well W
! of a good word.
! II began to have evere pains acros
! back about a year ago, brought on
; cold, and each subsequent month br
! me pain and distress.
|! "Your remedy was prescribed, and thu
it acted upon my system was almost toe
! to be true. I certainly have regaine
| health and strength, and I no longer
! periodical pains and extreme lassitud
I Mable Bradford.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12
No More Stomach Troubles.

All stomach trouble is removed by the
use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t gives
the stomach perfect rest by digesting
what you eat without the stomach's aid
The food builds up the body, the rest
restores the stomach to health. You
don't have to diet yourself when taking
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. J. D. Erskine,
of Allenville. Mich. eays: II suffered
heartburn and stomach trouble for some
time. My sisterinlaw has had the same
trouble and wac not able to eat for six
weeks. She lived entirely on warm wa
ter. After taking two bottles of Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure she was entirely cured
She now eats heartily and Is in good
health. I am glad to say Kodol gave
me instant relief Sold at Waters
Pharmacy.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

there has been Forestry Congress in
Washington. On the second day of the
Congress the President addressed it
from the stage in the National Theatre
The theatre Of course was crowded un-
til after the Presidents address when
he left and subsequent speakers, in
Guiding the French ambassador. spoke
to many empty seats. 1t appeared that
the country is at last aroused to the
imminent peril of rarest humiliation
in North America, and the consequent
dangers that are even now upon u.s.
Both federal and state action to prevent
further wastage of trees is urgent.
- Washington Correspondence.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

There is a strong sentiment here a
gaipst the continuance of the Presi-
dents New Year reception. 1t dates
from the time of Jefferson whe the city
had population of perhaps ten thous-
and. 1t now has 100000. Then there
was no way of reaching Washington
from the sparsely settled states except
by horse or wagon over muddy roads.
Now the city is only forty minutes from
Baltimore, three hours from Philadel-
phia. less than five hours from New
York and correspondingly close to the
rest of the world. AS result the Pres
ident Of the Uulted States be he ever so
democratic land there never vas one
more democratic than Roosevelt) has a
very different handshaking proposition
before him from that Jefferson and
Old Hickory had to face. The Emper-
or Of Austria once a year washes the
feet of half a dozen beggars to remind
himself and the world that he is but
human. 1t might be well for US to
transfer this exotic to Washington and
substitute it for the annual New Year
stunt. 1t would be easier and safer for
the President.
- Wash,nqton Correspondence.
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Tonic for the System.

For liver troubles and constipation
there is nothing better than DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills. They do not weaksn the stomach
Their action upon the system is mild,
pleasant and harmless. Bob Moore, of
Lafayette, Ind. says. "No use talking,
DeWitt's Little Early Risers do their
work. All other pills I have used grippe
and make me sick in the stomach and
never cured me. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers proved to be the long sought re
lief. They are simply perfect" Persons
travelling find Little Early Risers the
most reliable remedy to carry with
them. Sold at Waters Pharmacy.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

The whipping post-another Presi-
Dental recommendation up in Con-
gress where as SOM cone suggests, it is
most needed. A bill to utilize it for
wife heaters has been introduced by
Mr.. Adams Of Pennsylvania, who. it
transpires, has no wife, and as a mem
Der of Congress suggested in debate is
therefore immune. Another member
suggested its use for any man who
would strike a woman but failed to offer
an amendment recommending its use
for any woman who would beat her hus.
band. Mr.. Adams in unfolding his bill
addressed crowded house and mem.
bers as is their custom on an occasion
of great interest, crowded around him
in dense masses. He said: 81 want to
call attention to serious problem con-
nected with The holy state Of matrimony
and l take this occasion to quote from
the utterance of President Roosevelt in
his last message to Congress upon the
question:" He then read the Presi-
dents message referring to some sort of
corporal punishment for wife heaters in
the District of Columbia. "In accord
ance with the Presidents wishes con-
tinued the speaker, II have introduced
In this House, bill providing for the
establishment of corporal punishment
for criminals OF this class During the
debate someone asked Mr.. Adams if he
was backing the whipping past because
he was bachelor and safe from lite con-
sequences. Adams replied that the on
ly men able to introduce such bill
were single men. because they did not
belong to the married mems trust
There can be no doubt that The whip.
ping post is in the air. 1t will be a saw.
ing 10 the taxpayer and good from an
economic point of view. Under the
present law welded ruffians are sent to
prison or rather to the hotels called
prisons, where taxpayers support them
in idleness and are frequently compell-
ed to support their families also The
State Of Maryland has such law and
it is said that it has effected complete
cure Of wife beating.
WASHINGTON Correspondence
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

There can be no Washington letter
nowadays without considerable of The
odore Roosevelt in it, not that he is a
usurper of prominence, but his positive
and aggressive personality and his int
crest in everything that pertains to pub
lie affairs continually brings him to the
front and 10 the footliehts. He ap-
pears to be ready to express himself on
every subject and is always able to
make himself understood. This week
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12
Outslda official circles New Year cal

Outside official circles New Year call.
Ing was little observed. Formerly the
Washington papers published two or
three sheets of announcements OF those
who would be at home on New Years,
but this time column and a half was
sufficient and among them, l believe,
there was not a single fashionable or
wealthy family. The custom is evil
IDENTIFY obsolescent.
- Wush,,aotou CORRESPONDENCE.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12
Saved from Terrible Death.

Tho family of Mrs. NJ. L, Bobbitt OF
Bargerton, Tenn, saw her dying and
were powerless to save her. The most
skillful physicians and every remedy
used, failed, while consumption was
slowly but surely taking her life. In
this terrible hour DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption turned despair
into JOY. The first bottle brought i'm
mediate relief and it's continued use
completely cured her. It's the most
certain cure in the world for all throat
and lung troubles. Guaranteed bottles
SOC and 81. Trial bottles free at Wa
ters' drug store.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

Senator Gallinger has introduced a
bill providing that no person or corpo.
ration in which the word university
is included shall conduct any educa-
tional business or institution in the Dis
trict Of Columbia or grantdiplomas un-
less the purpose of the said institution
is not for profit or gain.
- Washington Correspondence.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12
very close Call.

II stuck to my engine, although every
joint ached and every nerve was racked
with PAIN" writes G. W. Bellamy, 10.
connective fremen, of Burlington, Iowa.
II was weak and pale, without any ap.
petite and all run down. AS l was
about to give up, I got bottle Of Elec.
trio Bitters. and after taking 1t, ! felt
as we'll as l ever did in my life" Weak,
slckly, run down people always gain
new life, strength and vigor from their
use. Try them. Satisfaction guaran-
teed by Waters Pharmacy. Price SOC.
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Sneedy Relief.

A salve that heals without scar is
DeWitt>s Witch Hazel Salve. No rem
edy effects such speedy relief. 1t draws
out inflammation, soothes, cools and heals
all cuts, burns and bruises. DeWitt's
is the only genuine Witch Hazel Salve'
Beware of counterfei.s. they aae dang
erous. Sold by DR.. Waters.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

There is every indication that this
session, although short one. will &C
complish some legislation. The Presi-
dent intimation about week ago. that
something must be done very soon in
the way of tariff legislation or that he
would call an extra summer session, ha 8
had galvanic effect on legislative dsw-
dlers.
Washin0ton CORRESPONDENCE.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

1t is exceptional to find family
where there are no domestic ruptures
occasionally, but these can be lessened
by having DR.. Kings New Life Pills
around. Much trouble they save by
their great work in stomach and liver
troubles. They not only relieve you,
but cure. 25cts at Waters drug store.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12
Washington Letter.
(FRoM Our REGULAR CONSEQUENTLY
Saturday, January 7, 1905.

\FROA OUR REGULAR CORRESPONDENT
Saturday, January 7, 1905.
The most conspicuous event or at
least the most spectacular since my last
letter was the New Years reception at
the White House. The many ambas-
sailors, chiefs Of legation, as we'll as our
own gorgeous army and navy officers,
make this one of unusual splendor.-
The President shook hands with over
seven thousand persons, actual count,
the great majority common untitled cit
liens of Washington or visitors sojourn.
ing here. None were refused admit
lance.
- WASHINGTON Correspondence.
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THE
NEW YORK WORLD
THRICE.A-WEF EDITION.
Read Wherever the English
Language Is Spoken.

Read Wherever the English
Language Is Spoken.
The tickets are now made up and the most
interesting Presidential campaign the Unit
ed States has known since 1860 has begun.
And it is the most important, too.
Which will 1t be- Parker and Davis or
Roosevelt and Fairbanksp Nobody knows
yet, but THE THRICE-A- WEEK WORLD
will tell you promptly, fully and truthfully
every movement of hot and thrilling cam
paign. The real newspaper now prints facts
rather than hopes, and it has always been
the effort of THE THRICE. A WEEK
WORLD to tell the thing that has happened
exactly as it happened. Thus you can judge
for yourself and form your opinion.
There IS also a great war going on in tho
East where theWORLD has brilliant staff
of correspondents in the field, and their re-
ports are found regularly In the columns of
THE THRICE.A WEEK WORLD.
THE THRlCEA WEEK WORLDS reg
ular subscription price is only 81 per year,
and this pays for 1856 papers. We offer this
unequaled newspaper and THE CLARION
together one year for 81 So
The regular subscription price of the two
papers is 50. aug 25tf
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Wonderful Nerve.

Is displayed by many man enduring
pains Of accidental cuts, wounds, burns
bruises, scalds, sore feet or stiff joints.
But there's no need for it. Bucklen 8
Arnica Salve will kill the pain and cure
the trouble. It's the best salve on
earth for piles, too. Csc, at Waters
drug store.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12
COUgIls and Colds.

All coughs. colds and pulmonary COM
plants that are durable are quickly
cured by One Minute Cough Cure.
Clears the phlegm, draws out intlsm-
nation and heals and soothes affected
parts, strengthens the lungs. wards of
pneumonia. Harmless and pleasant to
take. Sold at Waters Pharmacy.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

It being claimed that the hens in the
United States lay eggs enough to pay
the interest on the national debt, the
Minneapolis Times comes forward with
the suggestion Of government owner
ship of the hens.
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THE CA7oc7lN CLARION.
CHAS. E. CASSELL.
Editor and Publisher.
Thursday, Jan. IL, 1906.
Newspaper Law Decisions.

1. Any pei son who takes paper regularly from
~ postofkce whether directed to his name an
rner's or whetE has subscribed or not re-
ponsible for the payment.
II any person orders his paper discontinued he
she must pay all the arrearages or the publisher
nay continue to send it until payment is made and
olect the whole amount, whether the paperis taken
rom the Office or not.
Nopaper will be discontinued until paid up.
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OF all New York Citv'a millionaIres.

OF all New York City's millionalres
and muiti-millionaires, but eight pay
taxes on one million or more of person.
al property, and there are but twenty
paying on 100000 or over. No Ast-
ors.or Morgan and but one Rockefeller
appear even on the latter list.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12

az WANTED-Speclal Representative
in this county and adjoining territories, to
represent and advertise an old established
business house of solid financial standing.
Salary $2l weekly with expenses advanc'
ed each Monday by check direct from head
quarters. Horse and buggy furnished when
necessary; position permanent, Address
Blew Bros. s. Co., Dept. A, Monon Building
Sept16t. Chicago, Iii.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1905-01-12
EcZcs,:s and Pile Cure.

pxrr Knowing what it was to suffer will
NIL, give FREE OF CHARGE, to any
afflicted positive cure for Eczema. Salt Rheum.
Erysipelas, Pies and skin diseases. Instant relief
Don't suffer longer. Write + W. WILLIAMS, 900
Manhattan Ave, New York. ieb Tyr
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DividendaNOtice.
CITIZENS SAVINGS BANK,

CITIZENS SAVINGS BANK
THURMoNT, Md,
DECEMBER 80, 1904.
The Directors have this day declared a
sEMI-ANNUAL DIVIDEND OF 81 PER CENT,
payable on demand.
Jan53t II. G. COVER, CASHIER
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OF

THE CONDITION OF
THE CITIZENS SAVINGS BANK OF
THURMONT, MARYLAND,
AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS DEC. 81, 1904.
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every FARMER

Should read good local weekly news
paper to keep him in touch with the do.
ings of his neighbors, the home markets
and town and county news.
The home newspaper is necessity.
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EVERY FARMER

Needs high class agricultural family
weekly for information which aids IN
securing the largest possible profit from
the farm and gives amusement and in
struction to every member of the home
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Dom este Troubles.

Washington Correspondence.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-07-07
BIS H. w. Holman BuIldIng. Z

er; e. P. Merritt. builder; two-story
twelve-room frame fat building; $500
Sixth street, 525 East-C. III. Edwards,
5271a East Sixth street, owner; addition
to two-story frame residences; $40.
Thirty sixth street, 1892 West-Rey.
White, owner; William Knickrehin
builder; remove and repair two-story
frame residence; $3.50.
Twentieth street, 1872 West-Mrs. e. K.
Robinson, owner; Ashby Building COM
pany, builder; one-story frame residences;
Thirty-seventh street. 1175 East-Otto
Jacob, station A, owner and builder; ad-
dition to one-story frame residence; 500,
Towne avenue, 628-H H Couchman,
633 South Grand avenue, owner; Mr.. Edge,
builder; one-story frame residence; $3.50.
Thirty-fifth street, 943 West-A. III.
Brode, Sol West Thirty fifth street, own
er; r. A. Brode, builder; repairs to one
story frame residence; $500.
Union avenue, 2S3 North-Mrs Annie
Lyle 233 North Union avenue, owner;
Ashley Building company, builder two
story twelve-room frame nat building;
$500.
Wesley avenue, S722-Helen e. Ryle 1924
Wesley avenue owner; Mr.. Hall, build
err; one-story frame building; $3.50.
Washington street, 242l East-Andrew
Champion, GA Santa Fe avenue, owner
and builder; one-story frame residence;
Woodlawn avenue, soS7-R. It Forester,
4O32 Wall street, owner and builder; one
story six-room frame residence; $500.