The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1905-12-30
Humorous

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JohnnyTo invesneate.New York
sun.
II say. Jean. won't you lend Paul
fiyerf' Does be need II hadiyT' Il
should say sol He wants 10 pay baek
what be owes meHI.es Annaies.
First Old Lady He was d bad char
acter: but believe he repented at last.
Second Old Lady--Oh. no. be didn't;
saw that he died intestate. London
Globe.
-whata beautifuIhat you're wearing
to-day" sfm 50 glad You like il. You
have such good taste" Yes. ] had
one Just like it-last year. Meggen-
dorteF Batter.
Poor old Henpeck leads dogs life
with his WIFE," well. why on earth
doesn't be apply for q diyorceY' "HeI
says be wanted TO. but she wouldn't
let him. Eek.
n q man smiles and looks pleased
when You pay him compliment, pay
him another one. Tn time you may DO
able 70 borrow money from him Som
erviile Journal.
Ny doctor" said Blllyuna. has or
dered me to take more exercise"
what are you going 10 De-" Have
the ticker moved across the room from
my desk."-Ex.
Young Mother-The doctor says you
shouldn't kiss the baby: II isn't sani-
tary. Old Neighbor-Poor little fel-
lOw-why don't you wash himf-De-
troll Free Press.
victim--what has happenedI where
am II DoctoF-You have been serious
ly injured In a trolley accident But
cheer up-you win recover. Victim
How much F-Ex.
Bank cashieF-You have oveFdrawn
your account madam. Lovely Lady
That is Just like me. Ny husband says
am always exaggerating everything.
-somerville Journal
Mamma-of course you said. "0h,
this Ia 20 sudden. when Tom finally
proposed. DauGhter-No; ! fully In
tended TO. but was 20 excited for
/ sol. and exclaimed. AT lagtF'-Ex.
~oh. Mr.. Brown. why did you leave
the Christian Science Church, Real
~. Miss Jones. II you win have tia
truth. got so awfaliy tired Of being
80 persistently cheerful all the time"
Life.
First AUTHORITATIVE you sold many
copies OF your bookg Second Author
| labsentlyl r. Wonderful. over a hum
dred thousand First Author-when
was IL issnedl Second AuthoF-Next
Tuesday Life.
Mother-Bobby. I begged papa for
al hour to-day to buy a pony. but he
won't do IL Bobby Indignantly
why didn't yon burst into tearsl
Couldn't you do that much for mel
New York Mail.
Il understand that your boy il get-
ting an education" 'Yassnh. answer.
ed Uncle Raspberry. IAN mebbe he's
doin' better'n dat. / honestly b'llevea
be's gittin' sense along VIII it,
Washington Star.
"Did tn docther fnd out shat Il 10
that's aIlin' yezT' mo. He said thu
nawthin' but q postmortem examina-
ton wnd liver reveal ut An ! hagen't
enough curiosity about ut to have ut
done, "-cieveland Leader.
Dear POP" wrote the boy from the
art school. don't send me any more
money! have saved half that which
yon sent me last month" Come
home" wired the old man, you'll
never make an artist Puck.
chief--Do you mean to say that you
haven't been able to get a single elcw
rs to the perpetrator Of this erimea
Detectivs-Saw Them newspaper re-
porters il down on me and they won't
ten me anything. -ACleveland Leader.
Reporter understand that one Of
your guests committed suicide last
night by hanging himself out Of q
third-story window. Lodging house
Keeper-welL there was such room
or in the air for a while.-Town Top
lea,
Alice rushed In from the garden,
where she had been picking flowers.
She was badly stung by a bee. and
was holding on to her finger and sob
bling pitifully. "oh. mamma" she
cried. 81 burned me on a bnFp'-
Brooklyn Life.
Young Lady repeating conversation
TO deaf old gentlemanl-Niss Frills
says II gave her such a fright. Deaf
Old Gent-Eh1 | didn't quite
Young Lady-Such a fright Deaf Old
Gent--Ah. yes--I agree with yon-so
she lsl-Punch.
II suppose. madam" said the archi.
tect. you win want an electroller pus
In the drawing-roomT p sure" an.
swered Mrs. Neurieh; 81 don't know
how to play one. but IN begin taking
lessons at once, regardless OF COST
Chicago Daily News.
ny the way. what has become OF
Browns book, One Hundred short
Cuts to Wealth. that he was working