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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1905-06-15

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Buy These Bargains in Dress
Goods Just for Fun.
These low prices arc made just for
fun but the great saving To YOU is
genuine and in good earnest. These
just For FUN Prices so low as 20
make this sale an event TO he rcmem-
bored. Buy now for present use or
future needs
Black All-Wool Crispein
IS inches wide. silk finish. 51r
Black Mohair Crispein
- inches wide. 75c quality. Just
For Fun. per yard. ........... Soc
Black French Chiffon Wolfe
~ inches wide sac quality. Just
For Fun. per yard. ......,....7 5c
Fine Black Mohair Sicllian
- inches wide. GOc grade. Just
For Fun. per yard. .......... Soc
Black Atwood Serge
IS inches wide worth 59r. just
For Fun. per yard. ...........4 9c
Black Silk Finish Chiffon Mohair
81 inches wide worth $l.l9. just
For Fun. per yard........... SSc
Dress Goods in Colors
Atwood Serges
IS inches wide, 5ac grade just
For Fun. per yard. .42c
All-Wool Crash Wolfe
IS inches wide. 50c quality. just
For Fun. per yard. 3oc
Mohair Sicilian
So inches widc, COO quality. Black,
Blue. Brown or Green Just For
Fun. per yard. ................49 C
Princess Crepe
~ inches wide. ssc quality just
For Fun, per yard. ..,......... GQf
Silk and Wool Crepe de Paris
~ inches wide. 81 90 quality. just
For Fun. per yard. .......... 85(
r Black and Colored Silks.
fine SILK Fabrics for Costumes
suits Innings, etc, at Just For Fun
Prices.
Dependable qualities in = large VA
rety of kinds and values at prices t.
make you buy Just For Fun.
Black Taffeta Silks
IA inches wide, good -uality, reg
ular price sac. Just For Fun.
per yard .,..,'......,.-''. ...,. 49,
81 inches wide, extra fine quality
guaranteed. regular price s9c.
just For Fun. per yard ~
a7-inch very heavy quality, wear
guaranteed, regular price 9Sc.
just For Fun. per yard ...... 81
Tap Silks, Black or Colors
"a inches wide, regular price sac.
just For Fun. per yard .... 80
Pretty Foulard Silks
soc grade, 90 inches wide. just
For Fun. per yard. ........... %
22-inch Satin Foulards
New pattern designs and n SPLEEN
did soc quality. just For Fus.
per yard Observation-Disclosures. .A5
24-inch Crepe de Chimes
All silk and a fine quality at 75c
per yard. Just For Fun. per I'D. 69
i9.inch Fable Brilliante
A very handsome silk fabric at
small price. Value Goo. Just For
Tee' per yaro''''' ''',''''' as
N.inch Natural Pongee
For costumes or coats 75c value.
Just For Fus, per yard......... 6G
Lining Ta6eta Silk
In Black or Colors Regular %5c
grade. just For Fun, per yard. 81
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1905-06-15
Black and Colored Silks.

Fine SILK Fabrics for Costumes.
Suits. Innings, etc, At Just For Fun
Prices.
Dependable qualities in n large va
riety of kinds and values at prices 10
make you buy Just For Fun.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1905-06-15
Walking Skirts

For Womcu and Misses in All WOO
materials. we'll made ana good ~tyl,a
but broken lines Of sizes and semri
garments. Enrmcr price s.es &,
SIPS. just Tor Fun" yours 1t
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1905-06-15
Black Tafeta Silks

10 inches wide, good 1nality. reg
ular price 59c Just For Fun.
per N6fu 4Hc
% inches wide. extra fine quality
guaranteed, regular price s9c.
just For Fun. per yard ......... TIC
.1-inch very heavy quality, wear
guaranteed, regular price 9Sc.
just Fer Fun. per yard. ......., BIC
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
CORR|ENTE De PROCRESO

hlStalar aIg0 uuep0,
neceSa1i0 al PaiS en-
que Sc mace, Is c00pe'
rar al engrandeclnaien-
to dc este.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30

las operaclones, que permitan ar
monizar las exigencias de la hygiene
con los sentImientos de afectos a les
que fallecieron tales son los trsbsjos
que estsmos dispuestos a veri6cer
en- todo tempo que 50 nos solicite, no
solamente en- Ia ciudad de San Juan,
81 que tambien en- cualquiera otrs
poblaci6n de la isla, siempre que q
ella podamos trasladarnos dentro de
las veinte cuatro horas siguientes
al fallecimiento.
Las malas condolences en- que sc
encuentre ell cadaver nunca sera suf
ciente csusa para que deiemos de
efectuar una conservation indefnida.
Seran faciitados otros tnformes
respecto al case, On la casa numero
de la ca lie de San Jose, por los frman
tes, .personas debidamente autoriza
das para efectuar los trabajos que
quedan expresados.
StlceStre Fcy60. Embalsamador !
desiufestor. M Die= Andi+0 Emba
samador y desnfestor. -Jo56 Rosario
Desiufestor. --AytStin Otero Desiufes
tor,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
BlBL1OTECA DE sLA DEMoCRAC1A

aque ado de hbtac6n dendo en- uombra .o en- que ha
bia quedado MAtilde.
Gabrielle lnocente dichoss trunfnte estaba de pie mi
do uno Ia florida rea de&ndome estrechGr acarcGr auuea
mAno tola uAVe conhAda cArfos que no temblaba entire
s mas no que tAclAUA ngenuGmente Ia mEncAci6n de Ice
nuerA s.ngre Juvenl aimento "a de dos vda que pnci
plabsn fundirse en- soIa.
Az6 oil FIN Ia pudorosA vs; nos mramos : sus oos
los MOS quedAron contemplandose nfnamente nm6viIes
luz de nuesAs AnSA Hbsbnse besbanse nuestras pupas
20 adVerA con nefAble orguo que les de abrie uguba
oos pason de Ia muller trav6s de h santdad del Snge
del4ndeme ya presenr ena epos con dobe aureo de
cOmpa6ers de futura madre. =.
-rGAbfiela mfA!...
-Fa6an mioI murmuraron al fin nuestroS abios
ouandose lndeoerad1 nntvamnte. Pero que se
Ell fondo del gabnete. '''~'
Era MAtlde de quien nos hlbfAmos ovidAdo
Tome quede heado de terror sol6 de G4brela
hsa etrocedlo &vergonzdA confu Az6 Las cortnaE de
una puertl tlnmedatA dempareci6 r6pidsmente.
Pobre Matde mia excam6 entonce corriendo asustsdo
9aoia lmpacIble!Generas, Perdona He sdo cruel
He sido egoIta h..
-Muy egoitA lmuy crae respondi6 eIIs con enropoue
u acen enugandoae las sgmas que bIhabAn 70
cFef. que squera hoy, gu4dars consideration de no
scarlclars en- mi presencia...
-Perdona perdons santa mis- -.
ga no., pro'Gai6 Matilda TG quien hA De per-
donr 70 debi mo ell da que descubr que no me amGbAs
20 mofre l. deIcaida", 20 morir6...
Parecame que e mundo sc hundia torno MO y pars
er tA runA de mis- e4peranEas contest6
No digs ESQ! que nuncs us, 70 Q. tms.
te d ss dos. - Ia ser5s sicnpre mt Nqtti3e
coaoclendo ell asceadente que tsnfa sobe ella mas QUE
mis- ph mis- lrlcits cnbf ToIro de atropesdos ruido
nsmo 6sso que fementda tard6 prncipr plg.rme
on amento mas ' que anterior rsson6 entOnces dentro
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
N0TJCJAS DEL DJA

(Continuaci6n de la pdgina 5q)
to de los pueblos de la isla, innumera'
bles placemes instsndole q proseguir
sus gestiones sobre Ia liga de los mu
nicipios.
Ell comisionado de instruction
INFERNO senior Sawyer ha mbrado
miembros de la Junta escolar de va
bucoa a los sehores don Lorenzo j.
Martorell don Joaquin A Garcia.
-H-PARA CURAR un resfriado
en- un dia tome las PAsTlLLAs LAXAN-
TIES DE BRoMo QUININA. FL boticario
le devolverA ell dinero 81 no Sc cura.
La frma de Z. W. GROVE Sc halla en-
cada cajita.
RyTHE HELVETIA.--27 calle de
la Cruz. Gran casa de h6spedes. STa-
BILE d hotel,. Aposentos para familias
personals solas. Comidas q cincuen-
ia centavos cubierto. Ba1os. Tel6fono
1872. Apartado correo, 295. Propieta-
rio, Pedro Schira. Nota: Este hotel
estS & cargo de una sehorita cagueha
EN- YABUCOA Sc necesita ur
maestro de piano. Los se1ores Pro
fesores que SO encuentren en- condicio
mes do sevir esta plaza, pueden diriiir
90 al Presidente del Centro de Instruc
ci6n Recreo de cate pueblo nantes
tando sus pretensiones. 1913
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
Ell ESCANDALO


ell natAnte en- que lbS r de mi escondte postrarme
pies.
-E'tA ml'ma noche contnu6 dcendoa presunta victims.
etcrbremos tus pades pendoes au consentmento Anes
habremo vo Fabian 80 10 hAbr6 preenado mi m1rdo:
10 cua quere docr acsbAra o quedarse conner so 10
mmO que en- los meores empos de vue.tro dmusdos amo
RIOS An &c me ovdsbA Aqp tenes estos retratos este
meda0n eats flores machltA Son los regao que FabSn
te M ldo desunsndo depotndo Summente en- mi poder
oS d De tn sAnto de to cumUeAo Ao nuevo etc etc
ne dedo dc entrgartIo h hoy por no smsnsar en- u
ena dtttpTd0 IL rteg1d1 Der
Osneal zero va no hiy miedo. Va Fsbi6n tuyo tn
merecel! ~ ~ ~ 0
MAtde no Sc pudo contener Al pronuciAr aqueas 6tms
pAhoas Acer trtgs de m prend nueltro psssdos mo
res Ech6e pueg alorsr smarguiImamenta Entonce. G,
brles 01sndo 1mb 6n precp6 en- us bAzo e cubr6 I
rostro &c osHo mehtEs penetrAbs ca ell gbnete ma
arro6a los pies de aque enmo grupo que reumf. odos
los afectoS de mi alma. ~
Gabriel a vorm Ocnlt6 ruborzadA fz en- ell seno De
que considerable nuestr4 madre E SO Gpresur6 ennq
susaglmAs con no sc que preszA fb purament dr.m5
leVAnose trsn4u aparencia tratGndo de onrrae. i'm
pulse bandamen h}cs mi Ia conturbada ioyen 40 ro6
por u psrte oppeso sdo del gsbn donde e6 cser en-
una butscG. -
~F'P@n hbis dcho entire onto: .qui tieno usted "
espo'E'' IlSgala psted felz!..
-MAhlde.', murmuf6, siguendo IA G. .nnr,Is on re.
de acercsrme GGbriclA. - "
-D6ene ustd ahors, Fabi6nl djo Is robre muiet con
lmponente re1gnic6n. ESoy muy faigda Luego hab.re
9s 10 noto cs ~ Sc lnquitts usd por m Denoe u,ted
uAohe n Ghert estAa squi dentro de hora ee me.
neeter cue ma cncue tfe tod0s muy smgosl
Terrible cRoisno del kmorl Yc tome est,s p,hbe. :. re
ue 8 ietrs arove lado ei parmiao de MatilIa uzn1
Ie1t1meht8 eu 3s i2A m5Knsnmdsd me Sccrou6 & bre,
cem2 e'uv6r sgu lie ccgi una mano &c ,tpnt6 con
trrobtmlento 81 grinG harmosura
a. Eit Sc mblI pueso 10, respsn6oYts del cret6scoo
nHsnoo'e a traEes de s znnes de rta .6o ilamnAban
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
Fh0IlaClA RIVERA.
Sociedad en- Comandita
GEsToR M. L. A,GUIAR.
nAzA MAYOR P BOX 81 CABLE: 4ounn ARGB0 PI0 RG0
GEsToR NJ. L. AG UIAR.

p. 0 BOX 81. GABLE: Aou1AR RRtClBU,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30


Ests snt'gss y ac1sditada
ta1mecis, Ia major De la locendad,
b. gsnovado todss sus sxistsncia
4 iatHoducido M 4xterso aaYtido
do drogas, prodactoa quimicos y
msdioinas do Pstsnss do loa F,in-
ciSales laboratories De Euro1a.y
America.
Ri jsis del sstablseimisnte.
Qxs cusats s9 amos de exPsrien-
OILS en- tan dslicada profsait a. atisn.
de caids dosamsnsa. auxiliado poI
IA inteligents personal sahal-
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30

Ell que suscribe rone eu conoci-
miento de sus numerosos parroquia-
nos, que desde esta fechs, y en- mi se-
gundo comedor, los precios estarAn
en- relaci6n con la situaci6n actual:
Tn bistek, Y ctvs. Una ternera en-.
panada, 10 ctvs. Un arroz con galli-
na, 10 ctvs. Un caldo & sllego, 10 ctvs
Un bacalao & la vizoaina, 10 ctvs. Una
sopa con carne, c!vs. Una sopa de
gallina, 8 ctvs. Una mlxta, 8 ctvs,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30

y asi suce vaments todos los demas
platos.
Tambien Sc hscen abonos para
familiss q precios limitados, eStos con
quincenas adelantadas.
Un cubierto de II al y de S & I en-
ell Restaurant, so ctvs.
Los iueves y domingos 90 hace un
selecto caldo gsllego, y los sabsdos
pasteles y allacas con polio.
JUANG ARorA
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30

tsvno, al dsspacho de Las prsscIir
clones facaltativas.
La major gaHaRtta do sata ca.
ga % sl crscisnte favor que sl pa
blico srscibsho 10 dispense y Ia
especial recommendation que los
p1incipalss m6dicos dc Ia ciadsd
Aacsn do ala 4 sas clisntaE
Sus precios son tan equitati
vos que no admiten competencia.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
AIquIIeres dc Casas
y habIt2CIOnes

CASA diStingulda perteneciente &
ssHora culta , respectable, buenas ha.
bitaciones, comids excelents-si 30 de-
ssa-PreciOs m6dicos.
Adm. @, SdIigraGc,
1l8 Oeate, csile Qt. Nueva-York
Ciudad.
REFINET home OF culture woman,
comfortable cheerful rooms, excellent
tAble--if desiret-Terms modsrate
lMdnG c, SalsQrsGc.
C}&Iit TT az tit Ct Aw-York
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
.CuboS Y bOnbiIas econ6nicas

Las ha recibido la S. 4. Luz
ENc!rjca. Son propias para anun.
clos para los abonados que tienen
contador, pees Sc graduan & diversas
iniensidsdes
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30

Desinfectar una casa habita
ci6n antes de mu1arse de- ella 8 bien
por haber fallecido en- ella un fsmi-
liar;
Aceptizsr un cadaver de las inf
nitas bacterias que 10 descomponen
prontamepte, para que no constituy a
un loco do infection pernicioso no So
lamente q la casa en- que ocurri6 Ia
defunci6n sino tambien las cont.
guas;
Embalssmar un cadaver cuando
hay necesidad de retenerlo en- dep6sitC
por algun tempo de trasportarlo
ttro sitio por dstaute que sea, con
tervar ese cadSver por tempo indef
RIO y reali2ar en- una palabra todss
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-30
la Catalina
SAN FRANCISCO So,

Gran rebaja de precos en- bene6cio del pdblico,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Japanese photographers Make New Map

but they succeeded in making the i'm.
portant discovery that Sakhalin was
an island, separated from the conti-
nent by a narrow strip Of sea-. Thence
forth this water was known as Mani
ya-no-uni' (the Sea Of Mamiya).
Foreign nations, however, had no
cognizance Of Mamiya's discovery,
and when Muravieff commenced his
celebrated exploits in the Amur in the
middle Of the nineteenth century SAX
hahn was supposed to be a part Of the
mainland. Nevolskoy discovered the
error in 1S4S, and thenceforth the
strait was called the Strait of Tartary,
on Russian maps. But, as in Mamiya's
case, so also in Nevolskoy's, outsiders
remained ignorant until the extraor-
binary incident of the Elliott expedi.
ton in 1855.
"Sir Charles Elliott, with three
strong ships, posted himself in the
Gulf of Tartary, where, as he. sup
posed, his squadron blockaded a Rus
sian squadron lying in De Castries bay.
But within a fortnight the ice broke
up in the Strait of Tartary, whose ex-
istence Elliott did not suspect, and
the Russians steamed away north,
passed through the strait and left FL
lott blockading an empty bay"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Recent Chart Of tho Waters About
SAkhAlin IslAnd-PArt OF Earth
Was Long Thought . Penin-
npYla

Japan has already begun to make its
changes on the map of the world. A
new chart of the waters about SAX
halin island has just been issued by
the Japanese photographic bureau,
concerning which a Tokyo newspaper
says: ION this map the Strait of
Tartary, which divides Sakhalin from
the main land, is marked 'Mamiya
kaikyo' (Strait of Mamiya) and the
Amur gulf. northward of the strait, is
marked Mamiya Kaikyo Hokubu'
(northern part OF Mamiya s~trait).
This name. 'Mamiya,' recalls a re-
markable historical event hitherto not
known outside of Japan. Mamiya
Rinzo was a Japanese subject, who
had associated himself with re-
searches in Sakhalin. The Tokugawa
government sent him in 1908 with an
other official, Matsuda Denjuro, to in
vestigate the conditions in this north
ern quarter. The little party travelled
in a boat sixty feet long with four feet
beam. They suffered many hardships,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
,Mt55 Irene Crosby

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ever, have found relief from all monthly
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medical science. 1t cures the condition
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robs menstruation of its terrors.
Miss Irene Crosby, OF 31a Charlton
Street East Savannah, Ga, writes:
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Women who are troubled with pain
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prostration or the blues, should take
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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
limo Seems to Be Near Whom
the Common People" Will
Have No Share In Worlds
Beautiful Siahts.

The public must have read with
something of a shock. the other day
that Mount Washington, in New
Hampshire, has been sold to a Boston
capitalist for over $500, O00, observes
Judge. This is n of the choicest
bits OF natural scenery in the country,
ranking next to Pixies Peak in point
of scenic celebrity. Coming so close
after the taking over of Niagara falls
by a commercial company, the pur-
chase of this central figure of the
American Alps is well calculated to
excite public alarm. These big out
door landmarks hitherto have been
regarded is a kind of continental as
set belonging to the people at large
and travellers felt at liberty to boast
of them, and did SO out of the pride
of a fractional possession, as it were.
Who has not stood beside Niagara and
swelled a little at the thought that
he was part proprietor of it? So with
Pixies peak. Each one of us who has
gone out to view this majestic spec
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Captain Had Another Think Coming

do? Cooks were rare in those days,
and she cooked well. s
"Still, he would have got rid Of hef,
II he could. Here Is an instance 81 her
STAYING qualities and Of her impu.,
dence: I II.
The captain, entertaining in hia
dining room one night a half dozen
brother shippers, told them how in his
youth. on a wager, he had once drunk
a gallon of brandy at a sitting without
any i'll effects.
cat the climax Of his story the cooA
entered the room with the hot water
and lemons. She looked at her master
scornfully and said:
cts a lie. Ye. never done IT,
"'Shiver my timbers, if that amt
going too far" the captain snorted.
He rose from his chair. We must part
at last he said sternly to the cook.
But she pushed him back into his
seat again.
"tHoity-toity,' she said. Where
would you be better off than in your
own homer"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Independent Cook Had No Inten-
ton of Allowing Him to Get
Away-Was tho Real Boss OF
the Ranch.

Florence Kelly, the Secretary ofthes
National Consumers League, is inter
ested In the servant question. She
said the other day:
Public interest in this question inn
proves the quality of our servants.
raises their wages, and makes mis-
tress and maid alike happier.
Servants keep growing better all
the time. What once happened in a
New Bedford whaling captains house
could not happen there today.
"This captain, an old man, had re-
tired from the sea and lived in a big
house, along with many nautical treas
ures-curious corals, strange shells,
stuffed fish from the tropics, whales
vertebrae and so on.
His cook was a tyrannical old
woman. Indeed, she was such a tyrant
that she spoiled all the good zap
tain's pleasure. But what was he to
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Great Russian Wrestler Says tho
More Sweet Stuff One Eats
the Stronger He Will Grow
Seems to Be True.

Various reasons have been assigned
for the increase in stature and
strength of the modern maiden. who
has most certainly grown uncommon
ly tall and proportionately muscular
during the past few years. 1t cannot
be that outdoor sports, gymnastic
ercises and so on, have stretched her
out and made her as strong as she is,
because her brothers have had pre-
cisely the same advantages, and they
have not developed at the same rate.
1t seems to me. therefore, that the Sc
cret lies in the fact that of recent
years girls have become far greater
consumers of sweetmeats than ever
were their mothers and grandmothers.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Belief That Sugar Confers Strength

Time was when we should v
have dreamed of having sweets on our
luncheon, dinner and tea tables. Now
it would be quite extraordinary were
one not to offer these dainties. And,
what is more, we are not merely con-
tent to eat sweetmeats at our meals,
but we consume them at all times and
in all places between meals. 1t was
recently said that boxes of bonbons
play a conspicuous part in modern
lovemaSing. sweet to the sweet be-
ing apparently the text by which ey-
cry young man of the day guides him
self through the devious paths of
courtship.
The great Russian wrestler who is
shortly to enter again into contest
with the Turk. Madrali, tells us that
the more sweet stuff one eats the
stronger n grows. Sugar is the
secret of strength, he declares.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Early Birds,

An English nobleman in i'll health
was out one morning early, YEARLY
taking a constitutional. Walking
along his game preserves, he turned
a sharp orner and came face to face
with an Irishman who had the reputa.
ton of being al inveterate poacher.
Putting his hands and what they
held behind him, he preserved a per-
fectly virtuous aspect, while the gen
tleman hailed him cordially with,
Good morning, Pat"
Good marnin, yer haner. An
phwat brings yer haner out so airly
this marnin'?"
I'm just walking around, Pat, to
e if can get an appetite for my
breakfast. And what brings you out
so early, Pat?"
"Och be jabbers, Dim jest a-walk.
in around to see if OF can't git a
~breakfasht fer me oppetite!"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
APPENDICITIS FROM RUBBER.
Moral, Says Or. Pond, Is Don't Chew
a. q Lot Of Things.

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Don't chew lead pencils.
Don't teeth on rubber rings.
Don't drink beer out Of bottles cork.
ed with rubber-washer shoppers. II
you do you are likely to be picked up
and hustled of to a hospital and cut
open for appendicitis.
This you may learn by reading Lon
don Lancet. But, of course, you won't
read it, for 1t is a purely medical pub
location. DR.. Pond writes for It.
He has discovered that in most
cases of appendicitis, including those
in which the operation is successful
but the patient dies, antimonial poi.
esoning is found. This he traces large
ly to the general use these latter days
of bottles corked with rubber-wash.
cred shoppers and fruit cans sealed
with rubber rings.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Wrona in one Respect.

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They were talking OF many thinss
over their cigars last night, and the
East End resident finally broke out
with:
"Do you believe retiring early makes
q man healthy, wealthy and wise"
Thoughtfully his neighbor pondersd
che question, and answered slowly:
well, I'm quite sure that II | had
always retired early there are certain
things I'd never got wise on"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
Long-Lived and Prolific Family.

long-Lived and Prolific Family.
1t is not easy to find a family which
has five generations, but there is such
a family at Ensival, "a Liege. The
two Oldest members are aged respec-
lively eighty-seven and e~ighty-six
years. They had fourteen children.
Nicholas. the eldest OF these, married
at Liege and still lives there. His
oldest daughter, Jeanne, married in
her turn and had a daughter, who is
also married and the mother of three
children. The family's name is We'll
voye-Lognard, and it's home is in the
Rue de Verviers. Sixty-fiye men,
hers are living today and a paternal
uncle OF Nine. Vielvoye-Lognard died
recently at the age Of LOT years.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-09-28
A Whistler Witticism.

James McNeal Whistler. the artist,
was appreciated among his friends as
much for his trenchant wit and sar-
castle sayings as for his genius.
A young lady on one occasion, her
first meeting with Whistler, was CIV
ing vent to her appreciation of the
artistic temperament" and was eyi.