The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-06-22
THlSTLES.

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wife IL KAsa' .ted the ,ifcss Hiss d
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~0aegitglT. Ne, not evtn 10 ,elf dsfensf .
sinplsiot ! ogr tyo arc pisrcirg
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plesos Why. nci Nil, ws,-Btoa1se
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small q ia ariishladly vnesed the mils.
IA a ne coz, s1d vhsr this pfoce,s was
hsi,bet sae etie5, "oh, ny, grandpa. pour
the mit back ard do II ever sgAiE !"
Ny Lgtssnd ia very determined, ssid
ku. Nsow,td proudly. Ne lever gives
%. Si,hs' doe, mint, sighed Nj, klo,e.
aa, slb = rad glance 81 htr last years
gown.
ioarg liw Student ssppote 4 man
msrfitd ilT ,lmes-bsd 'lI siyes living
without ,ocurlng divorce, What would
be the erirems pensl,ii Judge Emeri.us
IN. sI moihef.lp-,.ws
--c,llsi--Do you ever have any trouble
~l,h your beiaLbor's ehickensi Old Hunk,
-TfoubIef should say not. There's
nothing 81 ily better than .ionifg them
cut 81 my yard.
Mus q lodley-Beis ,sys shes ready
TO make up II you are. Mia Cutting Tell
her "a be ready TO make up, too, II had 4
complexion ~ mu ddy =. hers.
do you say your prayers 10 the morn
ing or =. nigti,l asked TED. Al night, Of
course, answered Rob, Anybody can take
care Of themselves 10 the daytime.
--Bachel6r--l am told ttata married
man can live on half the Income that sin.
gle man n qalres. Married Msn-Yes. He
has 10,
She "a, aeobeert) oh, | justi dote on
Beethoven He-Do you' Sbe-Yes, To-
decd, Beelhoven's music 10 80 delicate, so
utacd, 90 soulful, It doesn't Interfere with
the conversation st all.
-She-- see not one bride was ever
twenty-five years OF sge 10 the $40 $40
marriages which took place, 10 Jspin last
year. He--that looks As IS II the women
were a. backward about telling their ages
over there as they are over here.
-Ysss, said Cholly, I'm going In for
cwIcset aud golf and all that sawt Of thing.
They're such manly sports, don't v know.
The idea exclaimed Miss Sharpe, You're
becoming real mannisb, aren't you
-Bertie--when you proposed to bis
daughter did you meet old Foote' Reggie
-Yaas. Bertie-Befwoh or attach pwo-
posing Regg'e-Ah-on leaving the house.
But, Berthe, said his mother, you ask.
ed for two cakes, aud gave them to you.
Aren't you sstisfedi No, Amt, erowled
Berthe. You was so easy I'm kickin' me.
self now cause didn't ask for four.
--she-why is 1t that a bride Is always
afraid TO open her mouth on her wedding
day. He-Why i 1t that husband IL
afraid to open bis mouth a short time after
the wedding dsy.
AT last, after couriship extending
over period Of two years, ten months and
seventeen dsy', he had proposed and she
had bsnded him the answer. Darling, he
guFgled. you are worth your weight in
gold. Then must be veryI valuable, she
replied, "for II has been an awful long
walt"
They were giving a reception to the
battle SCARED hero. | Am delighted to
meet you, Captain, exclaimed Miss Gush.
ingly. SO you we're one OF the men behind
ihe guns Great Scot, no masm respond
cd the maIned veteran. was one Of the
men 10 from. Of the guns. Don't look H.
But, sssed the reader, when you quote
from the Bible why doh's you give proper
creait' Why should 4 repli,d the EDITOR
OF the The Waytsck Clarion, Tho Bible
never auotfs the Clarion
lin afraid II doetn't suit my comp ex.
ioa. All but madame, nc chspesu Ia beau
,iiul, and small matter like the complex.
lon Gao be easily arranged.
-Popley's 60, an awful big family. Il
must be awful to feed Of all them. guess
10. reallxsd ssst night what 1t meant to
have hundred mouths to feed. Goodness,
lid you have TO entertaia that many peo.
ple' No: mo,qultoes.
do you think that actors re, the train.
ng now they once hEd' Yea. answered
Mr., s,onInston Barnes. | am happy to say
hat they &c, more'iraiuiug. can remem.
Der the time when my company would ira
vel for miles withou, seeing the inside OF
train,
--ie-Tbe trouble with you women IL
hat you tell all you know. sbe-Sot at
NJ. Some Of u. merely tell What We want |
10. He-wcll, what's the difference.
"A small bow was rccl,lug 10 q geosra-
ply class. The teacher vac uyirg to teach
him The points Of the compats. She eI.
blamed: o. your riah, II the south, your
LET, the north, and 10 front 81 you 10 tie
East. Nov, whst 10 behind rous The boy
Iiusied for moment, thea pgskersd up his
acc sud bswled: knew II. told ira
road zee tina, patch 10 my psn,s. \
Personal ,eslItn ,ny of the reaeuerstes
q powerful feature Of ihe Francs Mur. s