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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26
NEW BANK STOCK SOLD READILY
CORTLAND Organizes a Bank With
A Capital of SIS, 900.


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organized WIN Jonn Luna as press
.oellt.
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26
LICENSE MONEY IS DISTRIBUTED
Saloons Contribute Toward Four
Different Funds.

Mayor Chas. Silverson called a spe-
cial meeting Of the city council last
Tuesday evening for the purpose OF
conducting such business as was
deemed necessary. The following re-
solutions were made by Councillor
Wicherski.
Resolved that the sum of S525.00
from the Liquor License Fund be
transferred to the Cemetery Trust Fund
and that the city treasurer be in
structed to deposit same as a perman
ent fund, accruing interest to be add
ed and the same to be used for keep
ing and ornamenting lots or graves as
ordered.
Further that 100000 of the same
fund be transferred to the permanent
Interest and Sinking Fund and to
add 81. 100000 from the tax settlements
in June, 1906.
That the sum of 81, 100000 of the LID
uor Fund be transferred to the per-
manent Interest and Sinking Fund
of the electric light and water works
and to add ten per cent Of the actual
cash receipts received each month
from the electric Highland water works
income.
Also that 100000 be transferred to
! the Street Fund and $4,000 to the Park
Fund.
City Clerk Schilling reported that
the officers appointed by the Mayor
had qualified for their respective of
/! fees, which was accepted.
The bonds of John Korbel, street
commissioner, Adoiph Klause, chief
of police, and Julius Berndt, city sur
veyor, were presented, read, approved
and ordered placed On file.
Councillor Nagel then presented a
proposed ordinance. No. 80, same be-
1 ing an ordinance granting the New
Ulm Rural Telephone CO., its success
ors and assigns, the right to erect,
4 construct and maintain poles, masts,
telephone wires and other fixtures in
the streets, alleys and public grounds
of the city of New Ulm, whereupon
iCouncilor moved that the ordinance be
passed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26

New Sewing Machines guaranteed.
From Sl1 upw ard, to be had at Mrs.
r.. Hellriegel's, sos Center street.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26
CHEATED DEATH.

Kidney trouble often ends fatally, but
by choosing the right medicine; E. w.
Wolfe Of Bear Grove, Ia, cheated death.
He says: "Two vars ago / had Kidney
Trouble, which caused me great pain,
suffering and anxiety, but took Electric
Bitters, which effectedsa complete cnre.
] have alsefound them ofsgreat benefit
in general debility and nerve trouble,
and keep them constantly on hand,
since, As | find they have noeaual.'' o.
81. Olsen druggists, guaranteed them At
soc.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26

Have Your carpets cleaned at
Louis j. Buenger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26
sOMMERs IN CONTROL OF CAPITOL
Fred Semmers Named as Assistant
CoStedian

9 70 + ~
By the withdrawal of E. D. Glaggett,
appointed as custodian of the capitol,
and the failure of the commission to
appoint a man to take his place, for
the time being, at least, Fred Sommers
is in control. He is the assistant and
has been connected with the capitol
ever since the beginning of its CON
struction
In connection with the different APP
pointments of men to the subordinate
places the name of Otto G. Sommers
also appears as one Of the janitors.
The boys both have good jobs and
were appointed by the commission
created by the recent legislature which
took the matter out OF the hands of the
governor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26
Beware of Ointments for catarrh that contaiH
Mercury

.ofsmell and completely derange the whole
system when entering it through the mu-
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from repu-
table physicians, as the daaaage they will
do is ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by T.. j. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, o., contains no mercury, and is
taken internally, acting Directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall Catarrh Cure be sure you
get the genuine, It is taken int rnally
& Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26

in Store For Interest.
ing Celebration.

When the Catholic Benevolent Asso-|
citation held its meeting in this city
and had its large parade and exer-
cises on Sunday, it was thought that
there was large crowd in the city, /
but if the plans of the Foresters are
carried out they will make the other
crowd look small in comparison, when
they have their celebration on the day
preceding the regular organization Of
the convention.
AS is known, the convention is called
for the 18th of June, which is Tuesday.
That day is to be the opening day of
the convention, but it is expected that
the credential committee will have met
|previous to this and have done its
work, SO that the convention will
practically open on Monday.
A new feature of the convention is
the Introduction Of the Sunday cele-
bration. This is to be taken part in
by all the members of the order, and
will in measure be similar to the cell
ebration of the Catholic Benevolent
Association. There will be numerous
bands and delegations of Foresters
from ali the surrounding towns.
These Sunday delegations will not
remain for the convention as the most
Eof the people who come on that day
will be here simply to take part in that
celebration and will not be delegates
Ito the convention proper.
4 Committees for the Convention have
been named only in part but as it is
J, still early viii be arranged for as the
time approaches, for it is anticipated
that it will be the largest gathering OF
its kind that has ever been seen in the
city and will require much work on the
:. part OF the local order to care for.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-04-26
In ! pinch use ALIENS FooT-EAsE.

/ Shake into Your shoes Aliens Foot-Ease,
/ a powder. It cures Corns, Bunion, Pain
/ full. Smarting, Hot, Swollen Feet. AT all
j druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c IL
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
BANKERS ARE PROMOTED
EMPLOYEES ADVANCE IN RANK
AT ANNUAL MEETING THRU
RESIGNATION OF MIR. LOCKIN.

y The. annual meeting Of the St. An
thonY, Falls bank was held Tuesday at
ternoon. There were but few changes
in the election of board of directors
and officers. John F. Wilcox and
Aaron Carlson were made additional
members to the board, which includes
the following members: j. H. Chase,
H. T. Eddy, William Miller, w. P. Wash
burn. w. F. Webster, H. w. Young.
H. "A. SERVER was reelected as presi-
dent, w. F. Decker vice, president and
J. E. Ware cashier. A change has been
made in the personnel, caused by the
departure Of S. H. Lockin, who has
been with the bank for the past eleven
years and who has left for Red Wing
to take the place Of vice president and
one of the board of directors of the
First National bank in that city. A.
J.. Larson and l.. G.. Fuller, who have
been connected with various depart.
ments of the bank for ten years, were
promoted to the positions Of receiving
| and paying tellers. w. R. Sawyer re-
mains in charge of the savings bank
department. Two employees have been
added to the staff of bookkeepers, which
increases the force of men at the bank
to eleven. Business during the yeal
has increased to such an extent as tc
make this addition necessary, the de-
posits having been over 100000.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

St. Anthony Falls Station of the Min
neapolis postoffice is one Of the busiest
and most .fourishing institutions in East
Minneapolis. There is no office in the
state of Minnesota, outside of the local
office on the west side, the ST. Paul and
of business is done which is transacted
with the customers Of Uncle Sam at the
station on Central avenue and Univer-
sity avenue Sc.
The records of the office show re-
markable growth since it was opened in
1894. In the first year Of business the
sale of stamps amounted to $4,000
just closed show a sale of postage of
$123, 757.76-an increase Of over $780,
600 within ten years. Even within the
past six months the department reports
an increase in the sale of postage of
500, 900. ~,
One of the best customers at the ST..
Anthony Falls station is a large manu-
featuring firm, which during the busiest
season makes use Of an enormous sup
ply Of postage, buying on an average
each month $4,000 worth in stamps
alone. There are other firms which use as
much as from 5000 to $500 worth of
stamps and postal cards a month thru
their busy season.
Just at present the postoffice depart
ment at Washington is considering the
advisability Of putting in pneumatic
ner the stacks of mail which are
received at the East Minneapolis sta
ton, and which have to go thru the
main Office. While the quarters at the
office are cramped by reason of the
great amount of business done, the en-
ployees and managers find them the
most agreeable They are splendidly
ventilated, well-heated, and exception
ally well-lighted, the latter being. 9
point of much value to any mailing In
stitution. ...-... :,
F. w. Campbell was made superin
tendent of this station in September OF
/. 1899, and this year is his twenty seventh
in the postal service. Frank Sullivan
George Osborne and Otto Johnson ar,
/ among the pioneer mail men, who have
Isbeen stationed with the st. ANTHONY
4 Falls dkfiee- since twas opened - Mr.
4 Campbell has a staff Of twenty nine car
riers, sia clerks and janitor. Out O.
these, four are horse carriers; tw'
make five trips day; two make fou
trips, a day; eleven make three trips an,
the balance are on two-trlp run
Within the past month the bulk O.
mail has necessitated an application TO
another mail carrier. AS everv avail
able SPACE is now used in the office, tn
management finds it q puzzling PROPOSE
tion how to make room for the newcom
er. Mail goes to and comes from tn
: main office eight times a. day.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
PERSONAL MENTION.

p D. Mcmillan of the firm of P. D. Mcmillan
& Co.. has gone to Albert Lea, Mimi, and will
be absent several weeks.
Dr., c. A. Kelsey is spending weeks vaca-
tion in the eastern part Of the state.
Mrs William Perkins. 1926 Taylor street NE,
is visiting friends in Saltwater.
MI. and Mrs E. n. Abbott Of Owatonna and
e. Thamest have been the guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. R. Wilkinson at their Northeast Min
neapolis home for week.
!. Mr. and Mrs. James B. Wallis of University
avenue have gone to Chicago and New York to
spend three weeks.
L. Il. sartell of ST. Cloud is visiting Mrs Gin
Mr.. Sartell Is one of the delegates to the meeting
of the grand lodge Of the Masons. which has
met in st. Paul this week.
W. p Washburn returned from weeks visi,
in Detroit and Chicago Wednesday. Mr.. Wash
burn found prospects for the spring in De-
troit and in Chicago excellent.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
IN FRATERNAL CIRCLES

The new officers of Itasca Court,
Royal Ladies, gave thimble bee and
home Of the 9 royal princess, Mrs. w. r.
Mitchell, 1927 Central avenue for the
ladies Of the court. The rooms were
prettily decorated in green and pink and
Refreshments were served. During the
receiving hours, Mines. Charles Gun
ningham, c. H. Tasker and Charles
Name gave delightful informal must
cal program.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Rev. Hubbard of Andrew church was
the host yesterday evening, in the
church parlors: to the teachers and Of
ficers Of the Sunday School. A pleas
ing feature of the social was a lecture
on "Boys" by Rev; -: Segerstrom
Rev. Segerstrom is the Baptist State
Sunday School superintendent. These
entertainments are given for the young
people from time to time, and PROVED
helpful as we'll as entertaining events.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
HOLDS 4TH PLACE
IN MINNESOTA
INCOME THRU STAMP SALE IN
CREASED A HUNDREDFOLD.
East Minneapolis Station Nets a Snug
Revenue for Treasury Of United
d States Mail Department Station
Will Have Pneumatic Tube Connec-
tion With Main Office for Speedy
Delivery.

East Side Postal Statistics
| Stamps sold .............. s12s, 1915
international and domestic
money orders ......... sse.7e1.57
| Fees collected on money
orders ssss.os
| Mail
Registered mail, pieces. 1891
1 Weight Of mail, Jan. 49,
| Outgoing, first-class matter, lbs. 4S1
| Outgoing, second-class matter,
/ lbs 2,S76
Incoming, first-class matter, lbs 542
Incoming, second class matter
i lbs 1854
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Mrs. E. J. Cooper was hostess at the
meeting Of the Young Women s Mission
airy society. Tuesday evening at her
home, 428 Fifth street Sc. Supper was
served at $3.50, and later the thirty
young women listened to interesting ten
minute remarks by Mrs. G. G. Crosby
and Miss Smith. ia,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

- g. g. s.. .
Drummond Hall certainly furnishes a
large quota of the fair athletic contin-
gent in East Minneapolis, and there
is constant increase in the different
classes which are held thru the week
at the hall in Northeast Minneapolis.
Miss Folsom, who is the director of
the gymnasium and who is also the
manager of the girls basketball team,
with H. Jorgenson as coach, has over
twenty one girls on different teams. They
practice almost every Friday and, con-
sidering the fact that nearly all Of the
girls have their steady occupation dur
ing the day, and yet are willing to 90
thru their course of athletic training,
the conclusion is that they appreciate
practice as wholesome entertainment
Altho the girls of the first team were
defeated at the game with the univer:
sity team last week, this is not con.
sidered bad defeat, as they played q
splendid game with but little time tc
practice.
The Drummond Hall team is known
for it's good manners and it's clean play
This cannot be said of all teams, fol
of late there has5been much rough play
and lack Of manners among the girls
FAT one of the. plays girl Of the op
blow with her fist, and she had to bt
called down saaf foul play liking
back to the coal hes and treating til,
!! referees to a milf flow Of incensed tall
is also Characteristic of the very SANE
team. Miss FolBom has always main
tanned the very best Of discipline an.
has guarded the girls against losin,
their temper and self-control. -.
| The team. has Miss Minnie Mathe,
as captain, and Miss Mathey and Mis-
! Emily Swendsen are forwards, Mis-
Meta Keuhn is center, and Miss ,Ros
Miller and Maude Johnston are guards
The team will play the Central an
South high school teams at an earl
date. -
A Youthful Composer.
I Miss Mary Cone, who plays all tn
musical accompaniment at the prat
i tice work and at. the class exercises
| has just composed pretty musical 81
lection, a waltz, which she has ded
Gated to Drummond Hall. Miss Con
is also the composer Of several othe
tuneful and catchy melodies. She ha
a remarkable gift, which enables he
to pick up almost any tune and pla
it and, altho her musical studies hav
been limited to one year, she compose
wi tn delightful ease: At present he
numerous studies at school prevent he
from following musical pursuits.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

The informal reception given to the
pupils Of the Minneapolis Business col
lege was an enjoyable affair. The old
and new pupils spent the evening in
playing games and dancing: The music
furnished by members Of the M. B. G.
orchestra, was pleasing and shows much
care and ability on the part of the
ON hers
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Call and See Us.--'T have just returned
home from Detroit and Chicago with
splendid new ideas in the way of house
furnishing" W. P. Washburn.
Glessner & Washburn have also a fine
list of bargains for this week. ,- .,. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

DR.. George E. Albrecht, formerly Of
Japan, gave an address on 6 Japan and
Her People, Wednesday evening at the
Como Avenue Congregational church.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Mrs. A. H. Hurd entertained the mem
bers of the Chrysanthemum club at the
meeting yesterday afternoon at her
home, 401 Nineteenth avenue NE.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Shoreham Council PA, Yoemen Of
America, held the public installation of
officers Monday evening at the Lodge
hall, Central avenue and Twentieth ave-
nue. NE. The installation ceremonies
were conducted by Henderson Phillips,
state organizer, D. B. Bucklin, president
Of the council and G. S. Newton, repre-
senting Minneapolis council. A pleas
ant program was given during the even
ing and violin selections by M. Talbot,
tone solo by J. H: Shepard, and ensem-
BILE selections added to the pleasures Of
the evening. The evening closed with
dancing.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
Malt and Hops make up the best brew
from the Gluek Brewing company.

Cole Continues to 20 the best business
in the printing line. All orders receive
prompt attention.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
d East side Notes

A Delightful Musical Program.-The
Minneapolis Ltederkranz gave concert
Sunday evening in ST. Anthony Turner
hail. Schubert's orchestra played the
overture from Martha; Gustav Fust and
the Minneapolis Leiderkranz sang 1.-The
Picture Of the Rose; Miss Edith Lind
blom sang Bring Back the Sunshine
A. L. Smith and R. Mintsel gave de-
lightful selection, serenade by Till, a
duet for flute and French horn; Miss Ber-
tina L. Wasserzieher sang "Alone on the
Raft" and Miss Wasserzieher and Miss
Lindblom gave duet, THE Gypsies"; the
Liederkranz sang "An Die Kunst" from
Tannhauser, "Das Dichtergrab an
Rhein,'' Moring, and selection with or.
chestral accompaniment from "Rienzi.
Wagner The attendance was large anG
the enthusiastic audience showed its ap
probation Of the excellent prog I'm b!
numerous applause.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

It's Rest for the Weary to have the
washing done by the Model laundry. 1t
saves time, strength and money.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Next Tuesday an all-day meeting for
sewing will be held by the Rector's Aid
of Holy Trinity church in the guild
rooms. The women are planning to tie
number Of comforters and sew quilts.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

A Convenience for All Occasions is the
East Side Transfer & Fuel company; best
service at best prices. - ,r,"..s.~
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

The women of the Ladies Aid of
Trinity Methodist church are now ar.
ranging for sample sale to be held
at an early date in February. A
committee meeting will be held to re
port on the progress which has been
made SO far in soliciting the samples.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
A Youthful Composer.
AMONG THE CHURCHES

The Ladies' Aid, society of the First
Methodist church will meet Wednesday
afternoon at the home of the president,
Mrs. F. R. Salisbury, 419 Third ave
nue. Sc.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Como w. G. r. U. met this afternoon
at the home of Mrs. b. J. Ellison, 1914
Thirteenth avenue SEQ
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

This evening a Pie and Proverb party
will be given in the parlors of Andrews
church by the young people of Mrs. }.
G. f. Holcomb's Sunday school class.
The admission for the entertainment is q
pie.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Spring Is ComIng.-And it is time to
have Frank r. Thompson take look al
your roofing and let him do whatever re-
pairs are needed in the way of sheet iror
and copper work, gravel roofing, siylights
etc.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

DR.. F. w. Gunsaulus will lecture at the
First Congregational church Tuesday
evening, Jan. 81, at 8:15 o'clock. The
subject will be Gladstone and not
|"Oiiver CROMWELL" as has been previ-
ously announced.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

On Jan. 10, the following officers Of
were installed. Elizabeth Sandhoff, P.
L. Com; Katie HUH, CON-; Amanda
Wisely, r. CON-; Eta Turnbull, R. K;
Emma Judd, F. K; Nellie Harms, Serg.; ;
Emma Pool, NJ at A.; Charlotte Lands
worth, sentinel. At the next meeting
JAN "a, all members are requested to
be present as business of Importance is
| to be transacted.
| P. M. W. Henry Erpenbach, W. Kais-
were the officers leading the installation
ceremonies Of Hoffnung lodge, 295 A.. O.
U. W., Saturday evening, at the lodge
hall, 11O7 Main street Sc. After the
ceremonies the P. NJ. W., George
Schmidt and all the other past master
workmen were presented with lodge
badges according to their rank. Short
speeches were made by the lodge lead
ers. st. Anthony lodge, 152, d. of H.,
installed officers jointly and the fol
/ lowing officers entered into Office, P.
/ G. of H., Mrs. Dora Mueller; G. Of H.,
1 Mrs. Caroline Erpenbach; s. Of H., Mrs.
Dora Kleinmath; c. of O., Mrs. Her
! mine WENT; recorder, Mrs. Margaret
Kerwein; financier, Mrs. Margaret
Rauch; treasurer, Mrs. Margaret Mar
1 ierus; nshers, Mathilde Fritz; I. W.,
!. Anna Laufers; 0. W., Bertha Fritz. Sis
ter Koehler made the presentation of a
past chiefs badge to Mrs. Dora Muel-
Ter, P. G. of 81. Luncheon was served
4! after the ceremonies had been duly
Il rorfnrmnd
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

The Home.and Foreign Missionary So
cieties of the First Congregational
church will meet at the home Of Mrs.
G. R. Blackburn, 419 Eighth avenue
Sc, Tuesday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock:
have 9Fsg work a soS'sSy m
Work, - led by Mrs. P. D. Mcmillan and
Mrs. G. F. Smith will preside over the
Home Missionary society hour, t'The
Southern Belts and Pacific Northwest.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20

Rev. w. II. Jordan Of the First
Methodist church is touching a re-
sponsive chord with his Sunday evening
sermons on "a Young Man and His
Companions" The topic for the f, com y;
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