The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-02-25

THE OFFICE SOY WANTS TO KNOW
It the young attorney has found
what he is said to have lost?
How he happened to loose it?
Why he didn't take better care of it
| when he had it?
II he has consulted a detective?
-or some other eminent authority?
or reported his loss to the police?
Why he doesn't advertise in the
Lost column OF the papers?
or keep his eye peeled on the
Found" column?
II he is sure he has lost it?
II it isn't a eineh that The Office Boy
could name some people who might
restore the lost what you-call-it?
It the trio of trounders - had run
for their money?
Why they didn't pick out faster
track?
# it is possible they were satisfied
with what they got:
II they wouldn't give a whole lot to
see certain note The Boy wots OF?
Why the fellow with the letter of in
PRODUCTION didn't get in the game?
If it was because the stakes weren II
high enough for him?
If it isn't apparent that he was jolly
right?
Why the aforesaid trio didn't keep
it lark?
particularly as it would probably
have looked better that way?
Where the fourth chap came in?
II he was used in the capacity of the
famous Perkins!
and paid the freight?
If it ism t certain that there were no
express charges?
-seein' as how the whole shooting
match weren't fast enough to come
that way?
# this isn't what might be called
weather?
of the all-wool-and-a-ya ard-wide,
guaranteed-fast-eolor and only and
original-sunny-south variety?
f it doesn't suit you down to the
ground?
and from there up.
# you don't feel like grabbing the
weather man by the hand and telling
b;,,, bofe a oro,eIa,,o o,d % cobo1on9
and taking back all. the mean
things you said about him last week?
IF the levee boards have made ar
raneements to handle the spring rise
in Louisiana Square?
Why they don't follow the lead of
the dam people and add another dam
to the present dam?
# dam with additions might be
termed dam-dam?
-or if some other expression should
precede the second dam?
What the fellow across the way
meant by asking the ladies s'Wkere
re you three going to-?
when it was very evident th at there
were only two and-a-half of 'em-the
half being the baby?
If he wouldn't have come nearer be-
ing in order had he inquired of the
youngster "Whose baby are you?''
How Gee Dee and Virgins enjoyed
their after-dark swim?
IF they won't be careful to take life
preseryers the next time they attenpt
to ford stream in the night?
What they thought when they got in
the middle of the water and lost the
road?
# there is any great difference be-
tween what they thought and what
they said?
II it, isn't fortunat there was mo-
body listening but the owl. and the
moon?
How many matches they used up
trying to find their way out?
If all the birds they brought back
were really killed by being shot or
dropped dead from heart failure?
# it isn't likely that few of them
expired from fright?
or were merely stunned by the ter
rible conclusion produced by the ST.
multaneous discharge of SO many
weapons?
II the residents Of the neighborhood
thought the Japs had attacked Hope
Villa?
-or imagined Roiestvensky's squad
ron had sighted q fleet OF trawlers in
Big Swamp?
T it isn't a wonder any of the birds
managed to escape such . rain of shot?