Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1905-01-17

competitors as the Woman Who Did,
Houston Chronicle.
1t does seem as if the self-made men
always make a terrible botch of their
own children.-New York Press.
A remedy for the divorce evil might
be for the clergy TO breach divorce as
a duty.-Houston CTexas) Chronicle.
Bulgaria has addressed another ncte
to the powers. 1t will be likely to turn
UP in diplomacy's dead-letter Office
Washington Times.
From the amount involved, it looks
Ike there ought to be more lawyers in
the Chadwick case than have yet APP
peared.-Atlanta Journal
If the Mormon saints" are up to all
they are up to- what can a Mormon
sinner do to distinguish himself:-
Houston (Texas) Chronicle.
The Car is quite willing to give the
people of Russia such rights as he no
longer considers it possible to with
hold Washington Evening Star.
A man was mobbed in Utah recently
for kissing girl. 1t is probably
against the rules in Utah to kiss less
than six at a 1ime.-Augusta Chron-
icle
The man who buys niclSers worth
OF piety on Sunday is sometimes sur
prised to see the stock run low and
the week still young.--LouisvilIe Her
aid.
The Sultan of Turkey is trying to
negotiate a loan of S15,oo00oo. He
has. probably been reading the Chad
wick literature.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Brooklyn judge says a man who
dyes his hair is weak-minded Prob
ably because he does away with the
gray matter-Newport News Times
Herald.
| When woman can't find anything
else to worry about she can do it about
whether the baby is going to wear
sideburn whiskers when he grows up
New York Press.
/ A 14-year-old boy married a 1a-year-
old girl in Tennessee after court
ship of one week. Time is evidently
regarded as valuable in that section
| Birmingham News.
But what we want those W tnesses
in the Smoot case to tell is whether
that man was really lynched in Salt
Lake City for whistling only One
Girl."-Atlanta Journal.
"Clever men are the best encycIo-
pedias." said Goethe, but you cannot
buy them with free bookcase for 81
down and the balance on the INSTALL
ment plan.-Houston Chronicle.
AS Whitelaw Reid is to be Ambassa-
dor to England we trust he will not
neglect to send his plum-colored plush
pants to the PRESSING club before he
sails hence.-AIacon Telegraph.
The third battle of Manassas
seems to have Disguised Congress
with the sham battle business, and in
this respect the army appropriation
| will be cut.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Standard OH Company is going
to tow barge $4,000 miles at sea Just
to demonstrate the power of the
Standard Oil pull, of which we have
heard so Washington Post.
Colorado is making giant strides in
! agricultural development" says the
Denver News. Yes, she is even trying
to make two Governors grow where
one grew Washington Post.
We can understand something Of the
significance of the quotation, Uneasy
lies the head that wears CROWN
since learning that the Prince of Wales
has nineteen pianos.-M Montgomery
Advertiser.
An English judge has officially de-
cided that a school teacher is not
gentleman. At least IS per cent of
those in this part of the world are not,
they being women-RichmOnd Times
Dispatch.
When jury divides evenly in opdn-
ion, after hearing the same testimony
from the same people, it IS small Won
der that there are such radical differ
ences in political views.-WashingtoD
Evening Star.
Who can blame the Gar for refus-
ing to establish Russian Congress.
when he reflects that ii probably
would establish a Congressional Rec
ord and free seeds distribution?-
Savannah News
Miss Joyce, the perfect model
leads the. simple life to keep perfect
| figure. That kind of argument win
have more weight with women than
years of preaching by Parson WI gnor.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Those cowardly sophomores tnink
| that young Gould acted in cowardIy
manner in shooting at them when
! they came to haze him. The cowaul's
/ idea of cowardice is always extremely
funny Commercial-Appel.
A university graduate has been
made president of the Western Mary
land Railroad Company. This is a
/ pleasing exception TO the monotonous
case Of the brakeman who worked
| his way up" etc.-Aacon (Ga) Tele-
graph.
| a Tennessee church has taken our
! an Injunction 10 prevent certain of its
members from installing an organ in
the church Now II it viii take OUT
an injunction TO prevent the soprano
from insisting on singing solo every
Sunday all will be well-Atlanta
| Journal.
The most exQuitite happiness that
the sex. why. It's to look her best
when she is married. If girl knows
she's looking her best then she has
reached the supremest state Of exhil-
aration that is given to womankind
Charlotte (N. c. Observer
A Mississippi court has sentenced a
white man who "whitecappedy negroes
10 tho Yaapffarsffarv for Effa and hfc.