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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

Love ought to thank its lucky stars for
it's blindness, since it would see many
funny sights were its eyes open.-AIedford
Mercury.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

The New York legislature ought to be
able to collect some heavy damages for
SANDER if it is innocent.-Record-H Herald.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

Russia after all this trouble has not
learned enough to know that the van
quished can not procure peace on his own
terms.-Memphis News cimitar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

Young Barbarian.-Fond Mother
Tommy darling, this is your birthday.
What would you like best2
Tommy (after q moments rehectionl-
I think I should enjoy seeing the baby
spanked .-Pick-Me-U
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29
JOURNAL ENTRIES.


Lives OF great men all remind US
Not TO kick If we must drudge
If we hustle we will surely
Get there just like H u. Nudge
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

s"vvhere did he get all his money?
thought he had some Insignificant posi-
s'Oh, my, no! He was a Pullman por-
er''-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

South Carolina is growing tea. This
should be unnecessary in a dispensary
state.-Atlanta Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

FINALLY one of the men kicked the girl
and told her to get out, says an account
of little social affair in New York It
seems they are introducing their life in
surance into society over there -Washing-
ton Post.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

mo man is d hero to his valet" said
the ouotationist.
mo sensible man wants to be-. replied
.sThe average Wallets idea of heroism IS
measured by the amount Of money you
ington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

He-I detest TaHJITne.
Shell hate 81.
He-Then why don't you stop playing It
long enough for me to tell you that l.
why don't you listen?
She-I am Hstening-go on.
He-But I can't go onto that raEtin7e!
Slae-Oh, dearl And this ragtime is the
only thing that will keep Aunt Susan out
of the room Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

If President Roosevelt wants some real
sport he should come back from the
mountains and lock horns with the critters
who are manipulating May wheat-St
Louis Globe-D Democrat.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

The platform OF the new Democracy
has, at least, the merit of simplicity. Il
is just Bryan. philadelphia Inquirer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

There is considerable anxiety over the
whereabouts OF General Linevitch. HIS
friends might locate him by trying
want ad in the State Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

You think You are pretty good: WouId
you refuse John DIS money if some
should be offered to you?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

II want you to notice. said Bill Doc
little today, as he was wheeling his lat
est pair of twins along Kansas avenue,
that can prove an alibi on the
charge of race suicide"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

Manila has electric cars and is soon to
have a sewerage system. Baltimore has
electric cars, too.-BaItimore Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

THE wages Of sin is death" cried the
minister, waxing warm in his discourse.
Thin wen stroke until they raise
thim," said the sleepy walking delegate
doing in the rear peW.-Puck.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

We read the report that 10000 men were
killed and wounded on both sides in the
battle of Mukden without fully realizing
what those awful figures mean. Here are
few aids to the imagination. Two hun
bred thousand casualties equal:
Three hundred Iroquois theater disas-
ters.
A hundred and fifty slocum disasters.
Eighty JOhnstOWn floods
The total population-men, women and
children-of a city like Minneapolis.
The population of the states of Idaho
and Nevada combined.
The entire Boer population, of both
sexes and all ages, Of the two South Afri-
can republics, which resisted the whole
power of the British empire for over two
years.-Collief.s Weekly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

A few designations in the right places
York World.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-04-29

The baseball season is open, but keep
your flannels on just the same-Record-
Herald.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
Quality VS.. Quantity.

Hard muscles and strong body do
not depend upon the quantity Of the
food YOU eat. but on JOS perfect di-
gcstion and proper assimilation. when
you take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure your
system gets all thr nourishment ont
Of all the food yuu eat. II digesls
what yIu eat regardless of the condi-
ton Of the stomach and conveys the
nulrimCnt proporlios 90 the blood 1Ei
tissues This builds mp and strength
ems the entire system, oycrcomcs and
cures Indigestion. dysp y. a. lclch.
ing. sour stomach etc. kodol Dyspep-
sit Cure for what Is sometimes call
ed America national disoase-Dys-
popsia is destined 10 sycntually work
wonderful and lasting benefit 10
suffcrers from this distressing and
mind harrassing condition. Sold by all
druggists
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
NOTICE IN BANKRUPTCY.

Ia hc district court Of the .Un.tyd
States, for the Southern district, at
ArdmOrc.
I'm the matter Of Russell Shinholscr
bankrupt in bankruptcy.
To The creditors ~ Russell ShnhOl'
ser. In th' Southern district, i'm The In
dian Territory, AT Ardmore. a bank.
rupt,
Noticc rs hereby given that on the
Sth day of June, 1905 the said Russell
Shinholsor WAS duly adjudgrd bank.
rupt. and that The first meeting of her
creditors will BE- held al my Office al
the courthouse In the city Of Ardmore
on Tire 10Th day OF June, 1905, at 10
O'Clock in the forenoon, al which time
th' said creditors may attend, prove
their claims, appoint trustee, exam
inc The bankrupt and transact such
other business as may come before
said meeting JOHN HlNkLE,
Referee in Bankruptcy.
First puhlishol lunr 9. 1908.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
BANKRUPTCY NOTICE.

In the United States Court for the
Southern District Of Indian Terri
tory
In the matter Of James ). Wheeler,
bankrupt in bankruptcy.
TO the Hon Hosea Townsend. Judge
Of the district court OF the United
States for The Southern district Of the
Indian Territory:
James =. Wheeler Of Ardmure, in
the Southern district Of The Indian
Territory, in said district, respcctmny
represents that ON the 4th day of De
cember last past, he was duly adjudg
ed bankrupt under the acts Of con
gress relating to bankruptcy; that he
has duly surrendered all his proper.
~ and rights of property. and has
fully complied with all the require
ments uf said acts aud of the order OF
the court touching his banhruprcy
Wherefore he prays that he may be
dccreei by The court TO have full
discharge from all debts proyable
against his estate, under said bank
rupt acts, excerpt such debts as are
excepted by law from discharge.
Dated this 3Oth day u May, A. D.,
1893. JAMES 5. WHEELER,
Bankrupt.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
BOTH SILENT p YEARS.
Husband and wife Live Together Yet
Never Speak.

Never Speak.
indianapolis. June ~ An old pair
living iu Dearborn county cN mpliiy
the scrptual adago that house di
yidcd against itself viii fall They
are Hamilton t. Grubbs 80 years old.
and his wife Mrs lul a \. Gruhbs. In
her list year
For twenty ono years they have not
.pukcu tO each other. albeit they have
lived under the same roof all that time
and have eaten al the fumc table. Ap.
plicatiou for divorce has now been
filed by MIR Guubbs II was agreed
yrars ago when the ,stranRvm'ut
first came. that they should live 10.
gcthcr until thsir SIS children become
uf age The youngest daughter was
then an infant
Fate made the little girls l'fo any
thing huI u happy one As 7h" be-
came old enough tO walk and tall, IA"
bccam, q sort of messenger between
the Dtnlauksruus pair she sat be.
tween hpI parents at The table, prOhcr
eel food first to one. then tu the other
with each addrs sing what lew re-.
marks were volunteered 80 her As
she became older She riod - act a.
mediator between th, two, but her ri
forts were in vain.
A tsflling incident Iced to the com.
pact of silence Thc Gwhhs htd lived
happily together for more than Quay.
ter of century Then pDddl,r hap
pcning along. took fancy 10 sumo
geese which Gubbs had, and offered
~ good price for them Gubbs was
fpr selling then and lhoro, but his wii
wanted the down for q feather bed.
Gruhbs did not like To sleep on a icath.
or bed mi, led To further dinicultios
Ia the end the rcc-r were sold and the
pair drew up the secret compact, VnlDn
has not been violated.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
souhcrn Disrict OF The Indian Ten

Southern District Of the Indian Terri.
tory. 50.
on this 3oth day nf May, A. D., 1905,
on roiding tho foregoing petition, II
Is ordered lS the court that "A hear.
ing be had upon the same on the 2Gth
day of June, 4 D., 1905, before said
court a. Ardmore, in said district. at
. O'Clock in The forenoon, and hat
notice thereof be published N The
Ardmoreite, a newspap"" printed in
said district, and that all known cred
itors and other persons in interest
may appear at the said time and place
and show cause, il any they have, why
the prayer OF said petitioner should
not be granted.
And 1t is further ordered by me
court that the clerk shall send by mail
TO all known creditors copies of said
petition ana This order, addressed 20
them al their places Of residence as
stated.
witness, the Hon Hosea TownseF
Judge of th2 said court, and the seal
thereof at Ardmore, In said disuicr,
on tie 3Oth day Of May. 1905.
(Soas G. NJ. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
First Published May 30, r9O5.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Daniel Bante of Ouoryillo, Iowa,
writes. Il had had asthma Tor three or
four year. and have tried about all
the cough and asthma cures in the
market and have received treatment
from physicians In New York and
other cities, but got very little heneiit
until | tried Folcy's Honey ana Tar.
which gave me immediate relief and
/ VIII never b, without It in my house.
! sincerely recommend II 10 all CITY
Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Deep tearing or wrcnchng pains,
occaslouod by getting wet tOrough;
worse when az rest OF on feet moving
the limbs and In cold or damp weather
Is cured quickly by Ballard's Snow
Liuimept oscar Olcson. Gibson City,
lll, writes February lG 1902; "A year
ago was troubled With a pain In me
back. II soon got 50 bad I could not
bend over. One bottle Of Ballard's
Snow l.mmcut cured me sold by w.
H. Frame
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
bilious nm oo lccpy head,

Bilious Biu hr sleepy head.
Dearly lowed Du lay u.hyd;
Cuuldu wuhu him II YOU shook him
when his flumbors overlook him.
Suddenly he started waking.
lCyry mort when day Waa breaking
what The mugiC ucCrOmauCcr
EARLY RlSiRS that's the answer
TIL famous little pills Early Rs.
ers' cure constipation, SICK headache
billiousupss. r'o. by their tonic of
feet upon the liver They never gripo
OF sickeu. bat mpart carly rising oncr
Ey. Good for children or adults Sold
by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
A Narrow Escape.

The doctor nearly killed Mrs Mike
Johnson uf G.cenbush, Mimi, by
sweating her for rheumatism. She
took a complete box Or Bclls Kidney
Pills which entirely cured her They
stand al the head Of kidney remedies
and are absolutely guaranteed to cure.
Price 2Jc For sale by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
Have You a couuh7 2

\ dose Of BaIlard's Horehomd Syr
up win relieve n. Have yon cold?
Try IL for whooping cough, for con
sumption. for hrdncs'tis. Mrs Joe
McGrath. 327 T. 1st street, llutchin'
son, Kans, writes. Il have used Bal
lard's Horohonnd Syrup IN my family
for FIVE years and find it the most
palatable medicine ever used" For
sale by W B. Frame.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Danger II near At hand when the
kidneys are sick. kidney -Icttes will
purify and strengthen the kidneys
and restore them to their ormal and
healthy condition 25 cents, City Drug
Store. W. h. Frame, Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
The children's Favorite.

For coughs, Group, wsoopisg cough,
otc., one Minnie Cough cure Is the
childrcns fayorite This is because Il
contains no opiate, Is perfectly harm
less tastes good, and cures. Sold by
all drugEists
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Don't Delay Wnen you are nervous
aud run down Man-Er-Nhe Tablets
will put new life, energy and ambt
tion into deblitated system. oOc
City Drug store, w. u. Frame, Prop
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

During tho summer kidney irregu,
larties are often caused by excessive
drinking or beinr overheated Attend
% the Kidneys al once by using F1-
ley's Kidney Cure City DRUG store,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Whether yOu bathe in a washtuh or
a porcelain bath II Is essential that
yOu have pure toilet soaps. Our stock
represents the best ana purest the mar
kct affords
II r. J. RAMSEY, Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

II ls easier for a man tu give a par.
~ rhau woman, getting something
to drink requires less Labor tnd
thought than getting something Ia
pnt
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

All ald.time cough syrups were dc-
signed IN treat throat. lung and bron'
chial affections without due regard
for the stomach and bowels, hence
most Of them produce constipation
Bees the original Laxative Honey
and Tar, gently mOyes the bowels
and cures all coughs colds. Group.
etc Boe's Laxative Honey and Tar is
the original Laxative Cough syrup
l.ool, for the letter n In red on cy.
cry package. Sold by CITY Drugstore
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Everybody knows whors the old Ore
station Ii and everybody is learning
that Freddy has II fillci with the nm
est LOT Of buggies in the city.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

You don't change much to people
who sae you frequently, hut the man
who scc..Sou once In Eve years notes
q great Wncrcn,o.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Clolhc. make Jhs man That's why
cheap tothcs make "a man feet hat
Ray.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Hawkeye Family Salye is the
Worlds greatest Healing Power. Guar.
anteed 20 cure eczema burns, cuts,
piles, and all skin diseases. 25c. City
Drug Store W. B Frame, Prop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

\ woman does a lot uf things while
q man ls'figuring ont how they Ought
To he done,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Tho young man who marrios an
Ion,ss has a soft snap unless she 5
+. Boston girl, then It's a cold snap.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

\ vomans worda usually have lrss
weight than her angels cake
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

when a promisSory not" gets old
enough to have whiSherS, u is lime
tu lake II to "A note shaver
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

Ninetcnths of life's pl,asses Is de-
uird To the woman who rs dumb
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

on the grst indication OF kidney
trouble, stop II by taking Foley's Kid
uoy Cure.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15

SO matter how mean man rs he
rousul- himself boy saying "Oh' thcr"
are others
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-15
sxzxs$
NJ USLIN UNDERWEAR SALE! s
e MONDAY, JUNE

special semiqnnua Muslin Underwear sale MONDAY JUNE
lniar with muslin under sales it
into elaborate explanation Suffice the
rial Muslin Underwear Selling The Baker is the brand
rment bearing authorized National Consumers Ticket
My after investigation by the League COMMITTEE In this
there left doubt the latest styes
for yourself If you miss this opportunity you viii certain
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-14
To Marry or Not to Marry

Rx FLORENCE WARDEN Author of through great deal of present day discussion
 of firm belief that absolute and PEkFECl HAf-
 PINESS possible in this world to all ot us and that by
 the plunge into marriage persons have missed it. but this belief borne out experienced Are all the BACHE IORs HAPPY and all the BENEDICTS MISERABLE: Would weak kneed who bewa their wives extravaganza or the ds nal women who take the world their confidence about the selfish ness their husbands have been happier IN THE SINGLE than in the married state
 I may be permitted to doubt it. little BACKBONE IS as necessary the unmarried the married and the and women vho married whimper the expense of family WOULD HAVE WHIMPERED SINGLE the exoions of the book maker bonnet maker who would have been the most likely people to profit by their spare cash
 Not that one can deny the hardhps the attendant marriage the fact that unhappy marriage may be the ruin ot life Of such undoubtedly the worst is that of man with drunken wife and with family of children whose mother she E Ons thought such that the law should step m to hs
 assistance believe would almost always be found that the husband where he himself bame and deserving of all sympathy WOULD SUFFER ANY MISERY rather than expose this domestic shame suffer the who bears his name sink any lower
 Fortunately in these the disease usually ends by proving remedy but with that have known two cases which the wife vice did kill her until had broken the heart and hned death husband of whom she utterly unworthy.
 But the tragedies of marriage frequent than the tragedies every other human institution of human Matrmony scrbng bachelors seem think over advertised patent medicine for the of all human ills In the ordinary individual IT DOUBLES THE CARES of life while IT DOUBLES ITS SATISFACTION: gives to think about, but to enjoy.
 On the other hand it great mistake take it for granted that ALL and iii subjects for matrmony It would the benefit of the that all should find husbands that all should find wives So far from encouraging either rush eadong matrimony would Do not marry : TIL MARRIAGE IS INEVITABLE If YOU cannot make ur tour mind if you feel doubt difficulty, remain unwed
 TIE INEVITABLE MARRIAGE SELDOM MISTAKE AND IF WAS NO HELP FOR
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-14

The Chicago IntorOccan has found and printed il document which was cir cLl1ted in the city of Jacksonville, III. during the presidential campaign of 1881, and which read: We. tue un dcrsisncd, pledge ourselves 10 use ali honorable means to secure the success ot the democratic ticket at the coming election, and ill pursuance of that ob- .iect each person whose name is. signed to this pledge faithfully promises to induce at least one republican to Otc the straight democratic ticket. At tHcbed to it are some 103 names. in cluhinc those of W. !. Bryan at that time young lawyer of the city; w. II. HinrichSen, later elected to congress. and ". II. Barnes, now judge of the supreme court of Arizona. More than half of the signers in fact have held offices uf various degrees of impor . touce since that time.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-14

President Roosevelt realizes now that lc iS not the whol" thing, aud that there k such a body as the uuitc1 States senate. IT the senators hal al. lowed the president rull swing it would not bc a great while before they would l,. out of ioh. What is the uSe ot having such an pApcn.jvc luxury un- lcSs they can earn their salaries. Th" making of treaties or the declaring ot war should be let to 10 one "r iW" n:cn in this country. The rcmarkahl" thing about this whole affair is that thr mcu who were loud"st in R"c>'- volts praises bcfor" election have been tho very first to snub him and throw T'rirfs at bis head. Tn" democrats were called everything under tue sub ur-aus' they suggested such thing a~ uutung q check on the president. I.ll now the republicans are applyins thr cberk themselves.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-14
GREAT CHIMES FOR FAIR.
Will Be Plarcd in Government Build-
 inS-Weigh Five Tons.

Will Be Plarcd in Government Build-
 ins-Weigh Five Tons.
 Portland. Feb li.-In one of the tow ers of the government Building at the Lewis and Clark centennial. 70 feet above inc earth. and 2>0 feet above tbe surface of GuilIs lake. the natural grand basin of the exposition. will he placed one of the largest set os chimes ever manufactured The chimes will play an important part al; ilIe exposition. being rung several times daily. On the opening day. when President Roosevelt presses the button nj Washington the chimes will peal forth in q glorious harmony. playins America while the wheels ill the Paiae,. of Machinery are set in motion for the first time. and thousands of flags are unfurIei throughout the grounds.
 The chimes will form part of the United States governments fine ex hibit at the centennial. Their location, at the top of tower. situated on the government peninsula in the middle of Guilds lake. make it possible for them to Dc heard for miles about. and when they are rune. ip the morning and eveninS- the whole of Portland and its sEburbs will know that the great .sif has opened or closed fer the day. The chfmee have been ordered from Cincinnati firm, and will be tested
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-14

What Il mean advantage the beef trust WIS prepared to take is shown by what occurred in New York when thr city was visited by a blizzard, says Il New York paper. In the snow storm which temporarily intorfcred with rail road traffic the he"f trust saw m Up. rortunity of adding tO it's enormous profits. On lhc very day of the hlil- gard it advanced the price of meat. al. though there was nu shortage ot sup ply and uo jncrcasc in tue demand. In fact. tho receipts of cattle of all sorts had been unusually large. But that made no difference. The beef trust eagerly ayailed itself of the SHOW storm to clap an extra tax on the three million inhabitants of Greater New York who bad nu chnirc bui to pay tho unjust tribute levied "n thcm.