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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
@iSeonTu.

Is. NJ. Gb1lo3rs, Der VI
S6liebcr Der Gountp Sail IN SO
Groiie, purbe BON ben 9llnoes.
@roBgelfnorenen unter Ir1fln9e &C.
itelt, Inorcm cunningham unO
Somer S%rainor, Witglieber Der
gobie Jan . gonbe, bel Der Slilft
aus Dem 8efangniB bebiilflif, gene.
len 81 iein. Sn Dem Hro5eiie milr.
ben leniationeQc Iuslagen gemaht.
Iarnadb erbielt Gbilbers $500 Boar,
nodoem er ben GID geleiitet bate,
Den perbaiteten Hoitr1ubern 5ur
Slud)t 81 perbelfen unb niemols Die
Sbatiahen 5u entbiillen. Ils Gen.
gen puroen brei @efangene pernom.
men, Der angeblihe Hieroeoieb @m.
Soro er5ablte, boB Gbiloers @nbp
Cunningham iefs Stablidgen, in
einem aorbfen nit Srlld1t bon
Srnu Cunningham pcritedt, iibergc.
ben babe. Sas cine Witglieo Der
observation-disclosures, Sames Crane, Der
niht mitiliihtete, be5eilgte, Dob CT.
Cunningham mo 3rainor por Gbil.
bers in Die sSrauen.W nro gerufen
mitrben. Nad) elmer Gonicrcnj Der.
langte 2rainor, oaB Gbilbers
Sdpeigcn geloben iolte, mo nod
Dem er Den Gin gclciitet, erbielt er
BON Srainor utO Ginningbam lie
500. Crane hattie fem @elo. Ter.
ielbe bc5eugte, bnB Gbiloers Srainor
nit elmer Gefe sur Sllid)t perbali,
aus Der er lid Gin Sell brehte.
Stciner. ein nrberer @einngener, be.
Seugtc, oaB cr Die syllftperinfc emf.
oefte, benz SflieRer Der Sail einc
9tote iiber ole llriad)cn gab. Die er
Dem Sberiif al5eigen ioate, ooB
ober Gbiloers Die Hotc iano ur,b be.
bielt. GbilocrS ielbit betDeuerte fort.
geiest ieine llnihulb. @1breno
ieines GerbDrs geitano err 5u, bob
er bereits 5ipei Sabre in @aupun
pcrbiiBte.
tSarmer. Die in Dem iiiblihen
Sbeil oes Solpn @nufeiba nobnen,
neroen IN ibren Seriud)en. Die 8e.
genb bon @olien 5l iGubern, Die
lett ilber cinem Sabre inter Den
Shoi. mo NiToerberben groBe Be-,
beerungen onaeridtet baben. welent.
LID BON Wlliunufeer SG9ern nit
@en. SouiS Muer on Der Spisc
unteritilBt mer0en. SeBtere mer.
Den bel Der ,Sogo mobrlheinlif al,d,
mebrere trainirte &unoe permenOen.
IS miro geplnnt, Ole Sogo nod, Dor
gintritt bes folteu @etters ob5ubol.
ten, On Ole M%nubtbiere ionii burd)
Sunaer gctrieben grobcren Shoben
onSiirid)ten ucrlno9cn. SIC &C.
irGbi9en Holbtbicrc bobcn I'M lce,
rem Sabre piclcn Sdooeu aetboll, lie
baben Sdjafe, a1lber uno anDeres
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
Der 8oIocnc RitteIWca.

Aiidb iir bic arauter sibt es eine.l aoloenen aRit
telirea; bee 81 benz iebnlid, gepiinidlten 8iele Der
@eneiung iibrt. EaS merfe iid1 9eoermaun, Der
on fabler @eidtsiarbe. &opf. un6 Riidenid,mers
id,uddhe, llebeIteit. MufitoBeu, gerftppiung, iomts
Gebers ufo Decentralization NIT @eibiudt unb
@aieriueht b. b. on toblid, en- uebeli,. leibst. 9aS
Eale meber bic aroutbeit sons ocrnabldiigt,
uod, iidl ourdD fpgeuannte 4ateutm;ttel nuo Blu,
idJerprdparate 81 furiren oeriudt. Der ~gpIbere
S'lts,,ueg; pet ntet Az uu,eret Hetluns Iuprt' W
iuas 2 auienoe ltrb 5auienoe non gebeilten beitdtts
gen; Sas iur ioldle 9eioen eint ole selehrten
@ond)e pom oct heiltrdftigften HHar3.niditen Elm
tidher mirteuoeS Wittel erinnoen. has barnaf, ct.
8eruarh arduterpilen eennnnt iuirb, bah genaii
nod, oieient MeSepte bieie Rilen uoeh beute sube4
reitet fueroen. uto oas tie fur Is Gents in ieoer
@ppthete 3u baben limb. 9nnit ergiebt iih Der
soloene @ittelipes Su iiderer peiluns, Der irs
rortige @ebrduf bieier iuutoerthdtisen Yilen bon
ielbif. Hnr, irer nidlt boren NTH, mub iibIer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
@innefota.

- @ie BON Der 9eed) 2afe Geler.
patton gemeloet miro, iinb menia.
items 1000 Chippewa SSnbioner Die.
len @inter Der Sungcrsnotb preis.
gegebeit, lpenn nid1t Die &egierung
al Siilfe fommt. lie grnte bon
pilocm Heis lit Elm polit1noiger
Seblihlng, Ga Die &eisbette burf
bas fortmGbrenoe Hegenwetter iiber.
ifppemmt muroen; audi iporen Die
Snbioner nift I'M Stonoe, piel Sen
III MAIDEN, neil Die Woriden inter
@oiier iteben. Won ihrcibt Die
Sauptitriahe bieier 3uit0nbe ben
&egierungsoammen am oberen Nil.
iillippi @ebiet 5li.
Siftor Gflunb bon Iulutb,
ItgeiteQter elmer 9umber Company,
botte in Der Habe beS Sol5lngers
an 2ittle Sort Hiper ben ieltener
gnblid eincs Samples olif Seben
unb Sob 5niiden Smei Sirldboden.
Ser aumpf muBte iGon langc &c.
oauert baben, ocnn cs mar ihon &c.
gen Ibeno unO e,blid) brad elmer
DER Stride 5uiommen, itol5 iteate
Der Sieger feline Sorberbeine aitf
ben @efallenen. g9olfe iheinen
ifon lGngit Den glutgerud peripiirt
at babeit, benn ploslid itob Der
BOD bopon. gdlunb lief raid nah
Dem raben Camp, bolte cine Saterne
uto Meiier, trennte Die Sinterpiertel
bes Strides ob'uno lieB Den @olfen
Den Geit Der 9eute.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
Weme Sur iIr RrebS.

Mle nbcrildhlifen &rebsleiben
fonnell Ourd) 9uflen's Irnifn
Salbe gcbeilt merben. ,Sns. @ol.
tiers bon Snifielo. 90, ihreibt:
I'D luor Sabre lang nit cinem
arebsleioen al, Ser 2ippe behaitei
mo ihien cine aiir miseeihloiien.
bis ih if)lieBlih ourh @uflen's
Irnita Solbe aebeilt muroe. Ias
9eifipiir lit iett gdiislif pcrihmltn.
ben." @arantirt iiir Shnitt. unb
9ranomnnben. % Gents in z.
u. Hnete's Ipotbefe, 656 Wair
StraBe, 0ubualle, Soma.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
VIdne, reid sn iueroen,

lperoen oftmnls pereitelt, burf plos.
lihe grfranfitngen, meld)e burh I'm.
beroaulihfeit mo Seritopfing ber-
beigefiibrt perben. Haffct guf)
alli uno nebmet Sr. Sings SEEM
2ife Bills. Tieiclben entfernen
Die Stoffe aus gurem 3orper,
melhe Cure @nersie u~nterbriiden
uno seben Guh neue Sebensfrait.
Gieielben furiren 8opfidmersen
uno Shminoelanialle. 3,l boben
BEL e. 90. Huete, 656 Main Str,
9liblaue, Soma. % Gents. 60.
rantirt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
Suinois.

9eim 9lus9raben ser 9eidel
bon Orei &erlUaloten bes SrGuleinS
Sippbene Sutd,ins murbe in Bloom.
ington cine iurdtbnre Gntoefuna
genloht. SrGulein Suthins molte
Die Seiden ibrcr Gltern mo Shlpc.
iter non nltcn Sricoboie mad, eineml
neilcn in Sogor Golrntp iibcriiibren
loiien. Iie 9cifcn ocS GatcrS
nno Ger Wuiier b~eionbeu li6 la
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10

@icb serriiien llnb Der Den Sarncrll
pcruriafte @crlitit miro i'd olf ln'
gciGbr $4,000 b~elnuien. Seit lanecr
3eit mar es befonnt, boB Die Yol'
mipra Worid) ols ShlupiiDintel
GROCER Simbermolie bielttc, unb man
nimmt al, baB es fem @ilo met)r
bort giebt, Sie @olic manotell
lid, oaher Den Sarmell 81, 100 lie
Slitter fonoen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
3 MusldmDii9es. /:
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Seutt@tano.
@aocn.

SlU IltlleS VeIu]tu)iuleU IItQu)l
eeeenpGrtig in benz Srt Hublof,
piel BON iih reben. Ger bortige
@olbbiiter bate wieberbolt Shlin.
gen in @olbe eefuubeu, Die pffcn.
bar bon einem @ilboieb sclegt ma.
rem. lin MN oieien ShlineenItel.
Ter 5it ergreifen mnb unidGolih 81
MAIDEN, perbano lid Der @alobiiter
nit ieinem Golesen DOM Seloe,
hem Selobiiter, gu senleiniomen @or'
geben. @ulobiiter id)pB elm BOAR
Saien, hing Tie in Die Shlingen
uno leete iif) NIT ben SeIDbiiter
nnf Die Sailer. @s mar icbr friib
morgenS nnb oas @etter noBfolt
uno rol,b. "a mibte man gegen
@rfo(tung porbauen. Ger notbige
alfobol NOR in Der Sloihe miige-
broht poroen uno 10 pertrieb man
lid Die aalte uno Die 3eit, inoem
man bon 3eit Su 3eit einen perbnf.
tete, bas beibt elm SfnGpsdcn ee-
nebmigte. slber Der Shlineenitel.
Ter fam niht. DDS Worten mnrbe
%allm1blif longipeilig, Die WiDiafeit
mahte lid INNER itarfer aelteno
unb Der reihlif senoiiene @lfobol
balf frdftig nit: Die beinen @dhter
nidten elm lrno ianfen in ieiten
Shlaf. als lie mieoer milntcr
ipllroen, fanben lie nobl Die Shlin.
gen nod Dor, Die Saien aber bate
Der irede @ilooieb ~persniigt mitge.
nommer.
Der 60 Sabre oIte 9nuimann
2ubmig @eber aus Wannbeim
~itiirSte lid bel 9teforgemiino III ei.
mem Infaqe bon Sfnermutb in Den
Nedar nno ertranf.
Sn aleiniteinbah brafte Der
pe%rbeiratbete Waler &oier ieinen
linfen SUB in Die @al5en Der
Ireifmaidine, Die i'm 5ermalmten.
8oier itarb anocren cages.
Sn Niirmersbeim itiir5te Der
p%crbeirotbete 9nnopirtb Sd. 9noer
10 ungliidlih pom Sheuerseb6If,
bnb Der Zoo olsbalo eintrot. Cine
@ittne nit iehs fleinen ainOerr,
itebt an Der gabreroes GrnGbrers.
= Sn gobitabt i~tiir5te Der Sbcil.
bober Der @orberger 9ampforelh-
moidinc, 9~ernborb Shmei5er, 10
i~naliidlidb pom Greidpasen, baB er
lla9 menisen Stunben itarb.
Vaiern.
- geim Ibncbmcn bon SbIt
~itiir5te Der @cmeinbeoiener Sicrl
BON Wettenbeim BON einem morifen
slit, iiel in einen 3nunpiabl unb
ipuroe fornllif auigelpieBt. Gin
ioscn. SpreiBel orona Dem llnslIid.
lihen % 3entimeter tiei III Die
Yaufboblc. Sierl oiirfte fanm
nit Dem 9eben baponfommen.
= gel Sedcnbaf fippte ein nit
iiinf Yerionen beiester aubn I'M
Main nm. 3mei 5lober crtranfen.
Bonn speiten Stof bes Neu.
baues Der fgl. boberen meibltt)en
9iloungsanitalt in I'haffenblirg
~ltiirjtc Der 31iGbrige Waiirer so.
bann Sol, in Sberal m%obnbaft. ob
riib erlitt 10 ifnere duBere unb in.
mere |erlesnngen, oab er oeniclbcn
alSbalb erlag. Gr binterluBt cine
s5rau unb bier &inoer.
HbcinproDins,
Ger Stansenreiter @uItan
9oumann aus @ierieifen CSuns.
riid) lit IN Wapcn bcin Ynrooe'
nlarid). oils ein @roben iiberlprnnl'
gen muroe, tootlid perlu9liift, III.
DEM bas Giero %itiir5te nlo Der
Yrosfaiten oui i'm lief. @r fonlte
nod, Den @unih iuBern, III leincr
Seimnth beitottet 81 mcroen, bcpor
or ltorb.
Sn Gbrcnielo crihoB Der
Shilhmnher Strait DIE Trou zines
Strobenbnbnifoiieurs I'M Streit.
Ter ShGter murbe perhoitet.
- Iuj Der 8rube .Toroielo" bel
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
sxIN AA.G,nvGsAn.n ynyAsG,GvNyJL.L
! Snlanoii1es. :
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Californian.
0~aIifornicm.

SllN liIlSS SlNii0ulHt p'N
bonn Shifiol nof Sau Sroncisco
perihlngar moroen NOR, ld)ilbert
iebr omiiiont ibre n%nhrboft bcroi-
jhen Sample init Sienitmobten.
.slls id) bier nnfont" - ihreibt lie
nfoto id cine 60jGbrige Mar.
ieiQerin Dor, Der nein @nttc eiter
Collar fir Den Eog 5obltc. Ntod,
Smei Wtonntcn CAB lie Den Sienlt
ouf, I'M III Der Staot - Elm oSotcl
eorri" 5l eroifnen. Wein Wulul
bradte mir Damn aus oem gernlitt-
lungs . Bureau cine olte, groBe,
f%nbelbdit oife Game aiis 9orhcaur,
beren itehenOeS Ilige nit cinenl Elm.
5isen 8lif Die nrme, fleine 6ran.
Soitn pbne &raQen uuto Shnobel
ourhbobrt bGtte; mie bate ib nud)
ben &f oufnebmen fonnen nit
bieiem %rieienboiten aiihenbragoner,
Der brei Tciien nm Die @elt unb
nicr5ebn Sabre Californian in Die
@agi6ale ncrfen fonnte? Sim
6ritten Gage idon belt mir oas
Gieienneib folgenbe fleine gteoe:
.Waonme, ipenn Sic @elpift bar-
aiif legen, 10 oft in Die Slide 81
fommer, eebe ih nod beute. Sn
@merifa fiimmert iih feline Dame
nm 10 mas, uno Die aohinnen Der.
sihten germ auf Sen guten &atb Der
&ndoigen. aoht man nidt nnf
Dem @efdmad Der Serrihoit, 10
miro es eiiem ri,big geiagt; man
sieht bonn nod an oemielben Gage
unb es iii vaa riebt!"
SD lieb mir Dos seingt iein ,nb
fffoB beioe Sugen, nm bic ipabn-
finnige 0irtbiduit, Die ole amerita-
niihe SanosmGrlnin eineeiiibrt batte,
nibt nit anieben 6i miiiien. Die
$olhe aus 8oroeaur befom mpinat.
lid 175 Srunfen unb mohte, mie
iebe amcrifaniibe .Shir5e", 5ur
Tptb Dos giien fertie; Damn iegie lie
Die &iibe uno bos @B5immer aus,
ipi1if lire 2eibD1ihe unb ging in
ben @orten, INN in Der Sdneematte
Sieita 5u bolten uno 5u5uleben, mic
ih meiter arbeitete. Hnf od)t ga.
gen ihon osoe" lie, neil cine mel.
rer Softer Die 9iihenthiir eeoffnet
bate. Wir fennen eiuen Serrn,
Dem ieine aofin perboten bot, i'm
gB3immer An ralldlen.
Gines Cages ififte mir bonn
gurcau hilbert" Die 8ermietherin
cine elegonte glonoine in marine.
blaliem Shneioerfleio in ben
.Salon"; bas %SrGulcin nabm mir
9egeuiiber Ylos, muiterte mid,
piieubor 1llBerit beluitigt, nit fri
tildem 9lif bon oben bis unten unb
iagte ironii6.beiter: nHun?" =
.Sie limo &ohin uno 6ron5oiin,
meiu Sraulein", begom i) ihiif-
tern. r@ilrben Sic germ al mir
no6 t. binausfonmen2" -
Sic: sd aeitebe, baB ib mid MIR
ihlper entitlieBen fonnte. Sic
eeben, lpie id bore, monotlif MIR
80 Collars, nnb ih babe bisber MIR
in guten 9auiern g~enrbeitet, NO
man 40 bis 60 Collars sablt." -
Sd (famptlultig): r6rau hilbert bat
ii6 iider geirrt, oils tie BON 80 Col
lars ipra6; id sebe ndmli1 MIR
80 Dollars" - Sic: Limo finoen
fir oieies @elb 9umen, Die bel
Sbnen orbeiten?" Sd: n9tatiir-
lid, mein SrGulein; I'M porigen
Wonat bate ih cine Eariier So.
dim, Der i'd logar nur % Collars
soblte." Sic: rIrmes @eifopi!
Wub Die in Notb gepeien iein, nm
fif fir einen iolfen .Spottprcis"
on ben 9ratoien az itelen! Sd
febe ihon, mir merben nift Suinm.
menfommen 49,"
Weinc Shone erho6 iih, nifte
bernblaiieno uno rauifte hinous,
inoem lie nit Der Sdleppe bcn Sep.
pif feste."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10

~Gomnonbeur I'M Seloartiaeric.
Regiment Mr. So, lit oieier 5oae i'm
Wonopergeldnbe bel SeilGronn in-
fclac cines Shloaaniaaes pom
Ffero gcitiir5t lnb nod fur,cr 3eit
g%eltorben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-10
WIrttcmbcra.

Hculif fano in Solitube in
Der H1be Der beiben Yarftbore Elm
beoalcrlifer M~utonrobil : llnina
itatt. Ger @aeen, III benz iif
ied1s Yerionen befanoen, iiberihlng
lid. Ser Center uno bier meitere
Wagcniniaiien famen init leif)ten
Serlesungen bapon, oasegen 9erietb
Gin junger Wann aus @ngeennii,
Der ein5igc Sobn ieiner Gltern, 10
ulgliidlif inter Den Woaen, baB
ibm Der Shdeel poaitGnbig ser.
Oriidt muroe.
Ter nit Mnitrihorbeiten i'm
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Mobrin9en a.
O.. Siloern beid1itigte Silismonteur
GrnIt NOe aus @Blinaen fam Den
Seitunasordbten 5n nabe mo mar
ioiort toot. Sin in Der NGbe be-
ihGitiater WourL Der SplSip1lter
Srieorif SpGt BON Wobringen. Der
@bc 5u &ilie elite. mlirbe iniolae
9criihrenS DER Trabtc cbenioaS &C.
tobtct.
Iajor aroiner, abtbeilnnss.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1905-09-22
RUSSIANS LIVING G
A~ristocrats of st. Petersburg Spend
Much Time Over Pleasures
of the Table.

war or no war, the aristocratic Rus
sian pursues his pleasures with an
abandonment that speaks of unlimited
resources OF unlimited recklessness.
says the Pail Mall Gazette. The pleas
ures of the table are protracted to an
inordinate degree. A lunch, in which
the courses are plentifully watered
with champagne, will spread itself
through the afternoon. You may bare
iy escape at five o'clock, though you be-
gin to eat at one The host never sits
down, plying his guests with a success
sion Of good things, liquid and solid.
Even the afternoon tea In middle-class
circles Is a very formidable undertake
ing. 1t includes dishes of various sorts,
in which meat will certainly figure.
and Russian tea, served In a glass with
lemon, is but the pale comparison to
sparkling champagne. The appearance
OF the streets tells OF wealth, too. No
finer eluinages exist anywhere than
those which, horsed with coal-black
steeds, dash at full speed, In lofty dis
regard for the mere foot passenger,
down the central strip OF wood pave
ment in the principal prospects as
the wider streets are denominated.
Holding the reins in his two hands,
with arms outstretched, the driver.
medieval In dress, has the summary
methods of a Roman e~harioteer. In.
deed, there Is something of imperial
Rome in this second capital of the
car.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1905-09-22

he had a pond in the palace grounds.
stocked with old fashioned fish, and
every day he took off his shoes and
rolled up his pants, and with nothing
on but a shirt, and pants held ND by
one suspender of striped bed ticking, he
went out in a boat and fished as he did
when a boy, with a bent pin for a hook.
and he was never so happy as when so
engaged, and they could all have their
grand functions and balls and dinners
and Turkish baths, IL. they want I'd
them, but give him the old swimming
hole.
ME, too" said dad. and as dad looked
down into the park be saw a little lake.
aud dad held up two fingers, just as boys
do when they mean 10 say, Come on.
let's go in swimming and The king
said, TN go you, \ and they locked arms
and started through the woods to the
little lake. and the dog and | followed.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1905-09-22
Wei. 81. YOU'D a dido 70 see dad and

Wei. sir. you'd a dido 70 see dad ana
.LeotAd make a rush for that swim
uirg place. The king put his hand in
the water. and said 1t was fine and be-
gan 10 peel his clothes of, and dad
took of his clothes, and the king made
a jump and went in all over, and came
mp with his eyes full Of water, strang-
ling because he did rot hold his nose,
and then dad made a leap and splashed
the water like an elephant had fallen
in, and there those two old men wers
in the lake. just like kids.
I'll swim you a match to the other
side" said the king. "It's a CO." said
dad. and they started porpoising across
the little lake, and then | thought it was
time there was something doing, so !
got busy and tied their clothes in knots
80 tight you couldn't get them united
without an act OF parliament. They
went ashore on the opposite side of the
lake. cause some women we're driving
through the grounds, and then found
a flock of goats grazing On the lawn
and the dog and | drove them to where
the clothes we're tied in knots, and
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1905-09-22

AMI ~ SILL IHlNJS 10 DAD.
eo8ld give the sultan Of Turkey cards
ANA spades and little casino il the harem
same.
You will go along, won't you, bub?'l
and he gave my thumb another twist.
and l said: You bet your life, but
won't do a thing to you and Leopold
before we get out of the Belgian hare
belt" and so here we are, looking for
trouble.
It is strange we never hear more about
Belgium in America, but actually, /
never heard Of a Belgian settling in the
United States. There are Irish, and
Germans and Norwegians. and Italians,
and men Of all other countries, but |
never saw a Belgian until to-day. and It
does you good to see a people who don't
do anything but work. There is not a
ioafer in Belgium, and every man has
smut on his nose, and his hands are
black with handling iron. or something.
There is no law against people going
away from Belgium, but they all like
it here, ana seem to think there is no
other country, and they are happy and
work from choice.
| always knew the Belgian guns that
sell in America for u shillings and kill
at both ends, but | never knew they
made things here that were worth any
thing, but dad says they are better fixed
here for making everything used by
civilized people than any country on
earth, and | am glad to be here, cause
YOU get notice when you are going to be
be robbed. They ring a bell here every
minute TO give you notice that some
n is after the coin. SO when you hear
a bell ring, If you hang on to your
pOclSetbook, YOU don't lose,
This is the place where There was
a sound of reyelry at night, and Bel
GUMS capital had gathered there
You remember the night before the bat
tie of Waterloo, when Napoleon Bona
parte got his, You must remember
about it, Old man, just when they were
right in the midst of the dance. and
soft eyes looked love to eyes which
spske again" and they were taking a
champagne bath, inside and out. when
suddenly the opening guns of Waterloo.
twelve miles away, began to boom, and
the poet, who was present, said, But
hush, hark,-a deep sound like a rising
knell," and everybody turned pale and
began to stampede, when the floor man
ager said, It's but the wind. or the
car on the stony street, on with the
dance; let joy be unconfined; no sieep
till morn, when youth and pleasure
meet, to chase the glowing hours with
flying feet"
Well, sir, this is the place where that
ball took place. which is described in
the peace | used TO speak In school. but
never thought Lwould be here. right
where the dancers got 1t In the neck.
When dad found that the battlefield Of
Waterloo was only a few miles away.
be hired a wagon and we went out there,
Well, sir, OF all the frauds va have
run across on this "trip the battlefield on
Waterloo is the worst. When the farm
els who are raising barley and baled
hay on the battlefield, saw us coming,
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when the goats began to chew tht
clothes | took the dog and went bach
to the entrance OF the park, and daf
and the king swan back 10 where the
clothes and The goats were, and when
they drove the goats away and couldn't
unite the knots. the king gave the
grand hailing sign of distress, or some.
thing. and the guards of the palace and
some cavalry came on the run, and the
park seemed filled with an army. and |
bid the dog good-by and went back ia
the hotel alone, and waited for dad.
Dad didn't get back till after dark,
and when he came he had on a suit OF
the kings clothes, too tight around the
stomach and too long in the legs, cause
dad is pussy, and the king is long
ge2red.
Did you have a good time, dad?s says
!, and he said, Haven't you got any
respect for age, condemn you. The
king has ordered that you be fed to the
animals in,tha ZOO"
l WV llLl Ll2I dIlu L tdEH Nu1l IUGY
did with me, | had been brought up to
tie knots in clothes when | saw people
in swimming, and l didn't care whether
they were crowned heads or just plain
dubs, and | asked dad how they got
along when their clothes were chewed
up. He said the soldiers covered them
with ponchos and got them to the
palace, and they had supper, he and the
king, and the servants brought out a
lot of clothes and he got the best fit he
cotild.
! asked him if the king was actually
mad, and he said no, that he always
enjoyed such things, and wanted dad
and to come the next day and go fish
ing with him, barefooted. Say, dad
can so, but | wouldn't be caught by that
king, on a bet. He would get even. sure.
cause he has a look in his eye like they
have in a sanitarium, Not any king
business for your little
HENNERY.
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3t.gigms said dad 70 me as We we're
escaping froG Germany
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70 90 to Bslza an fer said / 70 Lzs.
! 60 nos w&nc 10 20 to 3 c5an,ry --zt
mas 10 visible means OF support ezs.
ra.slas Belgian hsFes to sap 70 c-a
Ia America cosidn1 e11 rabbits WITH.
cat t5lLEing I vas chewing 3 piece II
house cal, and rabbits is the caief food
o. tie people / have eaten hpyas am
mule in Paris and w0.ny ags lH Turssr
and eaJs,Dea 6esf fried IN czzl.e
grease in Russia. and sausage liz Ger
mary, imported from this Lsa'Earl
salsage factory in Chicago asd st-G p
Egypt with ground mummy fer tarry
powder. but I draw the liae Or Belgian
hares ami . sETf9e right here. AID shall
have 'ae International Urion Of ANA
ssnagsa Tourists declare q hoycgyr On
BE. z.gm said / Just like that brjstlirg
up % dad rza. spsnky
You sre going 10 Belgium all right"
SAID dad. 81 he took hold OF my thumb
in Il JIG l,su fashion ard twisted IT
backward Until ! fairly PsGuktt, and
held g. while he said he should never
dare 90 home without visiting King
Be5Folas 6iu515m, and having a ,alk
with an slTear-old male airt. who had
3 thousand chorus girls on his sta4 and
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o. S. SENATOR TOWN.
Credits Doan's Kidney Pills With . a.,
flying Cure.

Hon. Charles A. Tovne, EN- 4
Senator, from Minnesota, briIli,s,
orator, clever business man, br.is'
lawyer, whose national prominsas!
made him a formidable candidate -
the presidential nomination n ,as
writes US the following;