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Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-22

The Thirteen club held a dinner Novem-
Der Is in the Cafe Liberty, the East Side
Hungarian hosiery at which President
Roosevelt was entertained a short time
ago. The dinner was served in the wine
vaults, where the club promulgated all
sorts of whims and fances calculated 10
defy superstition. Every idea that has
ever been regarded as a superstition was
first revived and then repulsed
The weird surroundings gave the func-
ton a sort Of fantastic character. 1t was
not sufficient that the dinner was held on
the 18th day of the month. at 713 O'Clock,
but there had to be thirteen tables of thir-
teen covers each and the ruler of each
table held sway beneath a raised umbrella
Modern methods of illumination were dis
caided, and the only light which the Thlr-
teen club could endure came from candles
mounted upon skulls placed before the
guests.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-22

The quietest place In the whole world
at night is Wall street. Many Of the big
financial magnates have found this out
and they have fitted up sleeping apart
ments on the top floors OF the big sky
scrapers A whisper may be heard
block in this quarter after nightfall, and
at midnight there is no spot on the west
ern plains half so lonely and deserted.
Roof restaurants In the financial district
are becoming popular for the same rea-
son. There is an air OF quiet about these
places 200 feet above the street level
which attracts the man who has been in
the hum of the street all morning.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-22
ROUND ABOUT NEW YORK.
RippIes on the Current OF Life In
the Metropolis.

Hlnniea on the turrenN OF Lie IN
the Metropolis.
A foreign observer expresses IN print his
astonishment at the continuous rapid pace
Of New Workers. He thinks the strenuous
life has reached a dangerously high level
there, but offers no remedy to check Il.
Really the pace is not so rapid AS many
people imagine. People are 50 cramped
for elbow room that they are obliged TO
move with the human current or take the
risk Of being run over. The streets are
too narrow for the human stream. Com
pressed on all sides II moves steadily and
at certain hours under high pressure. Be-
sides there Is always something doing
TO stir energies. Every six minutes, for
instance, a child is born, and every seven
there is a funeral. In the course Of last
year. according TO the statistics of the
New York City health department, 1855
babies opened their eyes on this busy,
restless town, and in the same length OF
time 1900 human beings, weary OF its
din, found the rest Of the grave. Should
New York, therefore be regarded as one
great family 1t could not be accused OF
race suicide.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-22
STATE PRESS COMMENT.
FLASHES OF Fun.

ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEW YORK.
The evening world., 1905-10-06

ROYAL GROWN, IN lib. prints. 10. GSl
CHEEsE-Fiuost iWp1rtcd, lt.G
ally sold at Soc. To-: for tho opCn!u6
day, per pound ',,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 2tia
PINEAPPLE IN CHUNKS - Lu6. lou,
fruit; regular lie. value: our prize
per can nimlt, 3 cans ,,,,,,,,,,IV
APRIC0Ts- Prlcedo brand, California,
Extra heavy syrup; generally sold at
Doe large B-lb, an, while they
last gle
APPLEs-Fancy Table, strawberry, Pip
plts, Kings Alexander or Snow APP
plssl o'duart basket. 2So
The evening world., 1905-10-06
Girl ENDS LIFE
BY LEAP FROM
SEVENTH STORY
Second Attempt Within a
Few Days to Com
nit Suicide.

Having failed in her attempt at sui
ride by jumping into the East River
from a Grand street ferry-b9at on
Tuesday, 2ello ~Terepolsky a Polish
soamstross, ended her unhappy lie to-
day by plunging from the SEVENTH
sorry window of a factory building at
No. "A Goereck street,
She died in G]ouyerneur Hospital a
Few hours afterward.
The girl reported for work at : o'clock
IN Bernard Brsuse's tailoring shop. Half
an hour later she left her seat. No
one saw her step to the window, When
she did not return a companion got up
u look for her Uud ntultycIy looked
Out Of the window.
In the back yard o. No. 325 Riyington
street more than a hundred feet below,
lay the quiyeriHg form OF the girl.
Working Girls in Panic.
The discovery OF tho attempted sui
eide created a panic amDug the york
Ing gigls. Poll eman George Brown
summoned an ambulance AND Dr. HASTE
found tie girl .til alive. Size was hun
ried to the opyratIns-t1ble az Gyuycr-
neur Hospital whore il was discovered
that both her hips were broken and
her skull fractured
According to friends II the girl, she
has been jospondcnt for the past two
or three weeks, and more 80 since Mon
day night, when $40 had a quarrel with
The evening world., 1905-10-06

uphcdan in Greater New York You will find on display the choicest Meats Groceries Ducnpsmn
Fresh Fh. fruits Vegetable Wines and Liquors at prices that will meet all competition ant in great
many cases ndmeL Everything dGwnm this spacious department win be fresh and new
DEMONSTRATION on the @tntin ana hyHGhc preparation Of foods Will take place daily. We would b.
pleased to have yum call IS Telephone lat yOr service CNC hBU-4h
The evening world., 1905-10-06
Now -Four Fine Boys
The Merits Experience ESe
ample for All Mothers.

BROOKLYN, y. VI have Jour fine
three Gears, When our first was given w
%. .4, ..,ti o. bt,ag "na ".s - Ns.it
bayvAtu4 .,Jd. ] cannot say TO nue. 90
ura,slu9 your looa, a. we have four OF the
finest boys In Brooklyn and Will be willing
at all times % show them tl samples 1t We
worth VI Lactutel Food WV MERRITT,
A. thcs. Doys grow up and Understand how
thev harpan 10 have such fine teeth firm,
.bodles, good d.splsitioLs and ,NcalIent lls,s'
enis fCr having usoi the one baby fool that
IL not nm experiment. Ask leading doctors
oh1rt ihls ss'aet and surett f11t,
The evening world., 1905-10-06
YELLOW FEVER IN CHICAGO.

CHICAGO, Oct. 6--wilHam Cunning,
Of Natchez, Miss, who came 70 this
city a week ago, died yesterday Of yel-
low fever. When Mr.. Cunning reached
Chicago ne was suffering with the DIS
ease and was al once taken 10 a hos
despite the Efforts .. the entire hospital
s.9f.
Cunning, who was twenty years Of
The evening world., 1905-10-06


Prime Rib Roast-Cut from ma
tive cattle. Price, per h. .,.l2i9 nc
short Cut Roast-Cholce and ten
der, per lb.,..u........u.....o 90
sirloin steaks-selected cuts, per
To- ,l4C
Lamb LNg or h%inhQu8rter Gu.
from the best City Dressed Lamb.
Fancy Roasting ChickenA-Fresh
killed, per ID. .""......,,. 49,
Goldfish Steaka-Fancy Boston, per
lD' 100
Fish-Fresh from the smaeks, at
less than market prices.
Fancy shore itaddpck, per III o.
Per TO- OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES lOS
o,IOO sugnr-Cureh Hans, all best
~brands including Arm0urs
SWitt s, Hamluil,d or SDlWatz-
: 7ilF - Sul1p. IRtr q. n"' n ,.,1lC
All these goods were selected with
gtttt care, especially Tor oar 0sat
opening event. Guaranteed sugar
Curl ana AlcBury -smgkfd.
iLOlN-Nnshburn-CrOshv Gold Medal.
nnest milled 2iHc. sack u hbl. re
DONELLss BOILED HAM Special, per
BlshEllLs CAKES All air tight
package fresh from the ovens OF The
vanilla or lemon. waters, graham, lrult
or Buster Brown snaps. per package,
xpe Limit, 0 packages for. -, .2Ac
HUITER-Best pure, sweet. Creamery
Butter, In 5-lb, stone crooks, SI,3S;
s'lp' stone creeks. ..,..,.., ,sSe
The evening world., 1905-10-06

shepherd checks, blouse front,
two side plaits-collar and cuffs
OF plain material to match; I'm
ished with novelty braid and gilt
buttons; sizes 8 to Il years; cor
rect 0tNe-pcrfect Atting-reli-
able quality
The evening world., 1905-10-06

One-clasp Cape, p, NJ. seams,
new fall shades. 500 pairs, tha
wlnd-up Of a seasons output of a
leading manufactures; limit, two
pairs.
The evening world., 1905-10-06

ago, broke through the quarantine at
Caro-, III, and came dltcg, % Clicaso
His death Is re- frst In many years
In this city,
The evening world., 1905-10-06

GOLDEN CROWN BLEND - Strictly
hign grade M~audheling Preanger Jayas,
WITH genuine long berry Arabian Mo
any Coffee sold IN New YORK state,
gam drum, $500 lO.lb, drum,
Sj3Si 3 lbs, S1,0Oi ID, ,,.,,,3 $40
HARLEM BLEND Superior to many
Cliteas sold. a. higher prices; 25.lb,
drum tl,Tbi 10Th drum, 400 o
rig OR RAsPBERRY BARs-wel al.
ed and fresh baked; per ID, OlmiI4
.lhs.l $50
POTATOES Fancy Virginia Sweets,
bargain, at per peck. ,,,,,, .23o
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
HE HAD A FRIEND.

The atmo9eAcr. C.. the .cde.ag house
was fhicE and heavy Wlta stale tr5agco
smote and crying garments. but II was
Warm-taere was that comfort The
coils Of implanted iron pipe mat heated
the were even more than aGequate
and the Two shabby men who had come
in that morning had dragged their chairs
over by tho window. where the teup@ra-
ture was lower. The WINDOWS looked
out upon 4 na-ow street that was
~tAr0ased with people carrying bulky
packages. from some Of which 2ayIy
colcred TOYS lrotruded. and wreaths OF
evergreen.
Nc you aoin ter hang yer sock up
ter-night?" asked one Of the shabby
men.
I've quit Se2T.n' en- replied the
other. Tho mcdercal perfeehon TeckeE-
menLs bandaqes fer theu as has much
footwork 70 d~o-banGages and taller.
Where you eoin' ter iced your tace ter
morrer?'
i've got an invite. replied the other
man. 1t amt no charitable graft: its
4 private f3mily-friends o mine, as has
-xtenGed the t~ospertalities Of the season.
It's a regular thing an I'm expected. I
ct M Chris mus dinner with en- last
%}car."
On the leveI?' asked his friend.
Sure. II wus sorter accident at !
net this friend o. mine. / WIS walhin'
along igeerin' Nnera | could get a good
landout an a pair o. shoes the easiest
an WIS psssin' a swell SORT of house
when / seen a guy settin at &c wiuder-
| pleasant sort Of a lookin' guy. Heseen
me, too. an he mCtiorec with his finger.
wasn't dead sure that he meant NE,
hut | stopped an | seen him git VI out
# his chair. Mex mint the street door
opened an he stood there. Well, thinks
I, there's a drink in this. sure So !
walked UP the gravel an up the stone
steps an up to the door an blame me If
that teller didn't ketch holt O. my hand
an shake it like | vus the best friend
he'd get on earth.
Come in he said.
y wondered what WIS goin' ter hap
pen NcA DLl 1 GlCN / say lOlIll Tie
takes me along a swell hall all covered
with the SWEETEST carpet that you ever
seen an all hung up with fancy pitchers.
an up a flight O stairs what had the
same soft carpet on it that your feet
sunk inter"
What wus liz" asked the other man.
Private loonatic asylum
"Loonatic 'sylum nothin'." replied
the narrator. The Teller wus as senser-
BILE as you or me, though that ain sayin'
so derped much, either.
We'll, he took me into a bathroom all
marble an nickel an fancy decorated
tiles. An there WIS scented soap an
towels as big as a Blanket an a table
with Shawn tackle on it an a mirror
an powder. an hair lie an perfoomery.
III leave you here while l git some
clean things fer you he says. i notus
your clothes is somewhat soiled by the
journey Then he goes out IN comes
back with a white shirt an cellar an
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26

Drating it now. The whole bridal party
is here, and we need only you to COM.
plete the circle. >
How was that? Fee; what fee? You
didn't get your fee, you say, My lear
sir. it must have been an oversight! Or
course | don't know anything about it
Yes, | believe you had better take it up
with Mr.. Dodd. Very provoking, I'm
sure. Sorry you can't come up. even il
only for on hour. Going to bed, Ell ?
Well. goodnight"
Now. Dodd had paid the fee, and he
knew it. Knew it painfully, for had he
not neglected to give it to his best man
as is the practice Of those who know?
And didn't he draw from his vest pocket
the roll of bills together with three tooth
picks and a desultory match to shame
him? o, yes, he remembered it.
But he felt himself turning red when
the conversation on the phone began.
When the major returned to the table
Dodd was the color Of a lobster, and the
t3urging sign of evident guilt had crept
from his face to the back of his neck,
10 lose itself in the roots of his hair.
There was something wrong after
that. The toasts seemed strained. the
firtations experienced a frost and wilted.
much like exoties wilt when an icy
zephyr signs above them. So finally the
evening came to an end, and the last
guest had slipped out. cach treading
softly and acting as though he. or she
had been present at the resurrection Of
a family skeleton.
Thea Dodd was put through an exam
nation. Mrs. Dodd, nearly in tears. the
major. military and merciless, and Mrs.
Buckner shocked and deeply erieved at
the revelations of the night. Offer proof
of innocence? Dodd could not do that.
Protestations were of no avail, and his
plea for time to prove the falsity of the
affair was granted with the air that he
sought q repreive only 10 cover his
shameless tracks.
That is the tale of the Dodd wedding
anriversary-the first. When Dodd gees
this he will know the evil genli who
planned so diabolically. Also it ma
help him in ''squaripg' matters with tn
pretty bridesmaids and the others OF
the bridal train.-Chicago Record-Her-
AID
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
SPOILINGA
CELEBRATION.

And It came to pass that Charles Ell
lott Dodd and his bride of one year APP
preached the first anniversary of their
wedding. 1t was a solemn occasion for
Dodd. II was equally as solemn for pref
ty Mrs. Dodd, for the yellow luster of the
honeymoon still cast its glamour over
the things that be and bathed the things
that are to come in mellow effulgence.
Wait till you've had as many anniver-
saries as we have" croaked Jim Randall,
who was married and counted a goodly
brood of little Randalls. you'll get over
your enthusiastically. yes!"
SO Dodd, who labored through, eight
hours each night at a federal desk that
the wheels Of government might turn,
tOok a night off. He had invited his
father-in-law and mother-in-law from
down the state to help in celebrating the
great event, and had planned acozy little
dinner TO the members OF the entire
bridal party--the ushers anG groomsmeri
and pretty maids who had accompanied
him to the altar just one year ago.
Now Randall. who displayed super
human genius for practical jokes, went
into executive session with his boon
companion, John Cartwright. on the
night OF the event. The opportunity was
100 good TO let pass. Something must
be done.
What right has Dodd to be slipping
nectar and dallying with the ambrosial
tidbits of a secondary welding feast"
demanded Randall. while we sit here
in a stuffy Office. white slaves of II JUST
but unappreciative government"
So they meditated until on Cart
wright's moonlike face appeared a locke If
ineffable peace. Slowly and with, due
respect for the dramatic. Cartwright ull-
folded his plan. Randall slapped his
knee eXplosiyely.
Just the thing" he said. What dill
you say the preachers name was? o.
yes, Lowther. Bully!"
And he sought a phone.
Up in the Dodd dovecote all was mer-
riment. The best man was carrying on
a desperate Irritation with the maid OF
honor and the bridesmaids were all talk
ing at once. They fell into a giggling
semi-silence when Dodd rose to propose
n toast. He held his wine glass above
his head.
ITO the best bridal party, God bless
'em, hat ever"
And the telephone bell rang. Little
did Dodd know that at the other end sat
Randall and Cartwright, striving to keep
their unholy glee from b%etraying them.
Hello" said Dodd. Yes, this is Mr.,
Dodd's residence. Maj. Buckner? Wish
10 speak with Maj. Buckner? Yes, all
right; just hold the wire" sa.s M
Then he summoned his father-in-law
The little party was IN the alert.
Hello said the major. in his pene-
trating voice. Yes, this is Maj. Buck
uer. Mr.. Lowther? No, | can't say that
10. Rev. Mr.. Lowther! Why, doctor,
you are just in time-Yes, we're cele-
-~----.--E~a H---E
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26

re o,-t rrrLtfa ~rf q cC9f a. clothes
,.t,+ NO. -o,o5 mr. hotter Nov.
raf-egb ,.o,.~.arf with "a hath IN
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Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
Mecca 20. Precious Stones

LunOon is the greatest mart III t1e
word for all precious stones. llitbe,
are brought from the mines of Sou.h
Africa, from the ocean reefs of Ceyloa,
from the juneles Of Burma. diamonue.
pearls and rubies. The finest stones c
,ba world are bought and sold in Lon
don.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26

'risl't safe to he a day without Dr..
Thorn rs Eclectric Oil in the house. Ne,
er can tell what moment al accident is
going to happen.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26

/ Can't be perfect health without pur,
blood. Burdock Blood Bitters makes pure
hIooc. Tones and invigorates the whole
system.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
Surely.

A Pittsburg rabbi says Adam was q
myth. But there must have been q first
man sometime and somewhere.-Buffalo
Express.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26

It's folly to suffer from that horrible
plague Of tine night, itching piles
Doiue's Ointment cures, quickly ami
perm; nently. At any drug store, SOC.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
New Gun fo~ Kings army.

1t is announced that the war Office
has placed orders for sufficient 1S1a-
FOUNDER field guns to practically rearm
the whole British army.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26

Neglected colds make fat grave
Yards" DR.. Woods NorN ay Pin, -yrn
helps men and women to a h .ppy, Wig l.
GUS old age.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
Easy Enough.

Us it hard to write iokes?." asked the
editorial writer.
NO" replied the jokesmith; "It'a
easy. The hard part is thinking of'em."
-Yonkers Statesman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
Couldn't Go Far.

Strayed-Black horse With one white
foot weighing 1900 pounds.-Ealtimore
American.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
Fact for Farmers.

Oxen and sheep fatten better ii
than when kept alone.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-01-26
Fatal Love.

The love Of money hills the love OF
men.-Chicago Tribune
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Doinu Great Work.

Ward, Ark, March 6th.-(Special,)
From all over the West reports
come of cures of different forms of
Kidney Disease by Dodd's Kidney
Pills, and this place is not without
evidence of the great work the Great
American Kidney Remedy is doing.
Among the cured here is Mr.. j. v.
Waggoner, a well known citizen, who,
in an interview, says: "Dodd's Kidney
Pills have done wonders for me. My
kidneys and bladder were badly out
of order. used many medicines, but
got nothing to cure me till | tried
Dodd's Kidney Pills. Two boxes OF
them fixed me up so that | have been
we'll ever since.
Tell the poor kidney and bladder
diseased people to take Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and get well"
No case of kidney complaint is TOO
far gone for Dodd's Kidney Pills to
cure. They are the only remedy that
has ever cured Bright's Disease.
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17

when I was suffering from kidney
troubles brought on by a cold. had
severe pains In the back and SICK
headaches, and felt miserable all over.
A few boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills
made me a well woman, without an
ache or pain, and | feel compelled TO
recommend this reliable remedy"
(Signed) Nellie Davis.
A TRIAL FREE-Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price, SO cents.
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Suffered From Catarrh Of Kidneys,
Threatened With Nervous Collapse,
Cured by Pe.ru.na.

Mr.. +. r. Richards, 900 f. Street, N.
w., Washington, ID. c., War Cores
pendent, writes: Exactly six years ago
/ was ordered 70 Cuba as staff cores
pendent of re New York Sun. | was in
charge of a Sun Dispatch boat through
the Spanish American war. The effect
of the tropical climate and the nervous
strain showed plainly on my return to
the states. Lassitude. depression to the
verge of melancholia. and inccssant
kidney trouble made me practically an
invalid. This undesirable condition
continued despite the best of treatment.
Finally a brother newspaperman, who
like myself had served in the war. in
duced mi to give a faithful trial to
Peruna. / did so. In a short time the
lassitude left me. my kidneys resumed
a healthy condition, and a complete
cure was effected. l cannot too strong
ly recommed Peruna to those suffering
with kidney trouble. To-day / am able
to work as hard as at any time in my
life, and the examiner for a leading in
surance company pronounced me an
risk
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
In Poor Health Over Four Years.
Pe.ru.na ONLY Remedy of Real Benefit,

Mr.. John Nimmo, els Lippincott, St,
Toronto, Can, a prominent merchant of
hat city and also a member of the
Masonic order, writes:
Il have been in poor health generally
for over four years. When l caught a
bad cold last winter it settled in the
bladder and kidneys. causing serious
trouble. ] took two greatly advertised
kidney remedies without getting the
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Possible Exclamation,

Mrs. Homer wonder why poets
repeat words unnecessarily?
Homer wasn't aware that they
lid.
Mrs. HONEYWELL, there's that
poem in which the line Charge, Ches-
ter, charge" occurs: Why is the
word charge" repeated?
Homer-Oh, | guess that fellow
Chester must have been a plumber
and the poet was throwing bouquets
at him.
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Pa TWaddIes Scores.

"Oh! Thomas" said Ma Twaddles,
eXcitedly, 81 was to-day elected presi.
dent of our club by a handsome ma
jority."
you mean a large majority, do you
not, my dear?'
Yes, of course, but"
81 thought So"
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Complain of Varying Currencies.

Canadians who travel in the United
States and Americans who travel II
Canada alike complain of the embar
easements incident to the different
none issues of the two counters.
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Cautious.

81 suppose you are looking forward
to the time when you capitalists will
own the government" said the indig-
nant citizen.
NO" answer Mr.. Dustin Stax, 1.-The
frequency with which treasury def
cts occur inclines me to suspect that
a government is not my sort of an in.
vestment."
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Merely a Feeler.

The Count-Did her father acquire
his money honestly!
Miss Brighton, yes (sarcasticallyj
If he did not suppose you would not
marry her?
The Count-Not at all. If he had
acquired it dishonesty he would prob
ably be too clever to give any of i,
away.
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
True to Her Only Love.

But, Miss Vane is very tickle, isn't
she "
ooh, not at all"
month and now | understand she's
thrown Jack over. II that's not tickle
love -"
mot a bit of it. She still loves
herself alone
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
liniment of Cedar Oil.

Cedar oil is a valuable liniment
and as a general pain killer had i'm
mense vogue at one time among pat
ent medicine men. Guides and trap
pers still believe in it.
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
Trouble BEGAN Riqht There.

81 am going to compile a book Of
my baby's smart sayings" declared
proud Mrs. Noowed. What do you
think would make an appropriate IT,
tle?"
Borrowed Brightness" suggested
Miss Sulfuric.
This was why they stopped speak.
ing.
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
His Work.

But surely Henpeck knows some.
thing about bringing up a family"
Not much. His wife has made
him put in most of his time bringing
up the coal"
The Falls City tribune., 1905-03-17
ZuIus Swift Runners.

The rate at which the Zulus car
run in an emergency is astonishing
Some will cover as much as fit,
miles in six hours. Eight miles in al
hour is an ordinary feat.