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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

of my last giant frccTaCker To the
sparks that were OOzing out Of my
empty roman candle and threw il into
the middle of the great room. and when
II went off you would think a cannon
had exploded. and everybody rushed
for the door. and we fell over each
other getting out through the passage
toward the door
L was the first to get out on to the
side Of the pyramid, and I watched for
the crowd to come out. The tourists got
out first and then dad came out puff
ing and Wheeling. and the last to come
our were the Arabs, and they came on
their hands and knees. calling to Mr.
Allah and every one of them actually
pale, and / think they were conscience
stricken. for they began to give back
the money they had robbed dad Of and
an Arab must be pretty scared to give
up any Of his hard-eaned robberies /
tElnk dad was about the maddest man
there was. until he got some of his
money back when he felt better. but
ne gave me a talking TO that will new
or forget.
He said. Don't you know better
than TO 20 around with explosives. like
"A train robber. and fire them off i'm a
mole i'm the ground. where there is no
Ventilation. and make peoples ears
Iing2 Maybe you have woke up those
kings and queens in there. and changed
a dynasty, YOU little idiot" The rest
OF the crowd wanted TO throw me down
the side of the pyramid. but / got away
from them and went up on top of the
pyramid and hOiSted Il small American
nag. ana left il floating there. and then
came back TO where the crowd was dis
cussing the explosion i'm the tomb. and
then We all went down the side of the
pyramid.
The guides got their nerve back after
Jhey got put i'm the air. because they
Nouldnt help dad down unless he paid
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

Then we gave the product away
gave millions of bottles. one to each of
millions o. sick ones
We have published no testimonials;
no evidence Of cures. We have never
asked a soul TO buy il.
Our method has been to buy the first
bottle ourselves; TO let the sick try il
without the cost of a penny: 10 let the
product itself prove its power.
Most of you know the result. There is
no ueighbOrhOOd-uO hamlet 50 remote
but Knows some wonders which
LiquOzOne has wrought.
And LiquOzOne is probably doing
more to cure sickness, and TO prevent it,
than all drugs and medicines combined
How petty is that self-interest which
would have You go back to the old
methOds--tO the days before LiquOzOneI
Back to the time when the very cause
of disease was unknown. or when no
one knew how to meet it,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
BY George w. Peck

the whole valley can be irrigated. and
l tell YOU II will not be long before
Egypt VIII raise everything used i'm the
world on that desert. and very other
country that raises food to sell viii be
busted up IN business. but il is dis
gushing To take trip on the Nile
cause all the natives are dirty and sick
with contagious diseases. and they are
lazy and crippl d, and beg for a living.
and if YOU don't give them something
they steal all you got. You are in luck
If you get away without having Iep-
rosy. or the plague. or cholera. or
neas.
So we went back to Cairo. and there
Was the worst commOtion YOU ever
saw. about my fireworks i'm the tomb.
The papers said that an American dy-
namiter had attempted 10 blow up the
great pyramid. and TAX possession of
the country and place IS under the
American flag, and that the conspirat-
ors We're spotted and would be arrested
and put in irons as soon as they got
back from ii trip on the Nile.
Well, sir. dad found his care T would
close right here and that he would
probably spend the balance Of his life
ia am Egyptian prison If we didn't get
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
Germ Diseases.

These are the known germ diseases
Nearly all forms of all these diseases
have been traced to germs. or to the
pOiSOnS which germs create.
These are the diseases 60 which medi-
cine does not apply. for drugs cannot
kill inside germs. All that medicine
can do IS 10 act as tonic, aiding Ma
ture 10 overcome the germs. But those
results are indirect and uncertain. The
sick cannot afford 10 rely on them. And
no one needs to now.
Liquozone alone can destroy the
cause of these troubles 1t goes
wherever the blood goes, so no germ
can escape il. The results are almost
inevitable. We have seen them so
often in every disease in this list that
we have come to rely on them. LiquO-
zone has proved itself 50 certain that
in any stage of any of these diseases
we will gladly send To any patient who
asks ii an absolute guaranty.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

But 50 great a good could not be done
TO humanity without harming the inter
eStS of a few.
The consumption Of medicine has i'm
menScly decreased. The popularity OF
the few physicians who cling solely TO
drugs has diminished. Aid I'm number
less homes where Liquozono is In daily
use, sickness has been almost ban
iShed.
These facts have injured some inter
ests and a few of the injured-to serve
q selfish intereSi-sCek TO disDarago
that which has done the good
The usual method is to insinuate that
LiQUOzOne itself is medicine that.
despite our claims il is compound Of
acids and drugs.
Such statements are oft repeated. and
We cannot doubt that some are led to
believe them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
soc Bottle Free.

The way To know LiquoZone- If YOU
have never tried il. Is To ask for bot
tie free We viii then send you an or
der on "a local druggist for a full-siZa
bottle SOC bottle-and VIII pay the
druggist ourselves for it. This applies
only to the first bottle of cuurse-tO
those who have never used it,
The acceptance of this offer places
YOU under no obligations. We simply
wish TO convince you TO let the prod
uct itself show YOU what il can do.
Then YOU can judge by results as TO
whether YOU wish 10 continue
This offer Itself should convince YOU
that LiquOzone does ae We claim We
would certainly not buy a bottle, and
give it to you. if there was any doubt
Of results You want those results;
you want to be well and TO keep we'll
Then be fair with yourself; accept OuI
offer today. Let US show YOU, at OuI
expense. what this wonderful product
means 10 you
Liquozone costs soc and 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

out. 50 we made sneak and got into
our hotel and bought DISCUSSES and are
going to get out of here tonight. and
try TO get to Gibraltar. or somewhere
i'll sight of home. Dad is disguised as
d shiek. with whiskers and white
robe, like bath robe, and ] am going
to travel With him as an Egyptian girl
till we get through the Suez canal
Ge5. but / wouldn't be a niger girl
only to save dad Your innocent
HENNERN
Copyright, 1903, by Joseph 3. BOWles
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
The First Bottle is Free.

helpful "a the extreme Even Well
person feels ito instant benefit
LiquOzone is the only way known to
Kill germs in the body without killing
the tissues. too. Any drug that kills
germs is a poison. and it cannot be
given internally. Medicine Is almost
helpless in dealing with inside germs.
But germs are vegetables. and LiquO-
zOne-the very life of an animals
deadly To vegetaI matter This fact
above all Others-gives LiQUozOne its
value. There Is no other way to di-
rectly end the cause of any germ dis
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

Before we bought the rights TO Liquo-
zone il had been tested for years in
thousands of the most difficult cases OBJ
taiuable. We found that diseases which
had resisted medicine for years yielded
at once to il. Sickness which had been
pronounced incuTable was cured.
The value of the product was placed
beyond possible question. before we
staked our fortunes and regulations on
it. II was amply proved that. in germ
troubles. Liduozonc did what medicine
could not do.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

cleveland Plain DealerD
How long have YOU had your new
w hich one? I've had four in the last
Wsel- 80
Mercy, I mean the new one YOU had
ten DAYS AGO
I've had seven since then"
II think hor name was Mary"
I've had five MaryS"
Goodness, This one had freckIes and
t'-rn-uD nose"
Three of them had the same
''I give il uD.
I've given them all up"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
We Offer $4,000
AS Guarantee Liquozone. The First Bottle

y great deal is said i'm these days
about LiQuozOne.
Millions are telling of the good il has
done; for one home i'm Gve-whereV ct
you SO-haS some one whom LiquOzone
has cured
This remarkable product has become
the talk Of the world. In the past two
years. the sick Of nine nations have
come TO enjoy it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

our answer TO all IS this.
The virtues of LiquOzOne are derived
solely from gas. by a process requiring
immense apparatus and from s to IA
DAYS time. The gas is made in large
part from the best oxygen producers.
Nothing whatever enters into the
product. save the gas and the liquid
used to absorb it. plus a touch Of color.
And. TO emphasize this answer. we
offer 81. coo to any one who can dis
prove st.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
What Liquozone Iss

The greatest value of Liquozone lies
in its germicidaI powers. 1t il germ
iCide so certain that we publish on
every bottle am offer &C 1900 for dis
ease germ that il cannot kill
Yet ii is absolutely harmless to the
human body. Not only harmless, but
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

What we claim il can 30 has. again ana
again, been done. And in any disease
which We claim that LiquOzone viii
help. we assume the whole risk ON "a
two months test with every patient
Who asks Il.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

IN this business methods which are
subject TO criticism are most carefully
avoided. We permit no misrepresenLa-
ton; no claims which have not been full
filled. Our product is too vital 70 hui
mainly to be laid open to prejudice.
What we say about Liquozone is true
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09

have seen the guides. yelling Allah.
Allah, and groveliug on the floor, and
The bats were flying around i'm the
faces Of the tourists. and everybody
was simply scared out of their boots
/ thoUght ! might as well wind the
thing up glorious. 50 I touched the tail
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
Lar at the Bar.

CTom WatsOn's MagazineD
It's like this here Your Honor. See2
As near as I can tell.
gentleman hired my boat. and he
Was quite proper swell.
He brought lady down with him
To make a lonSish trip
And 50 we scrubbed her thoroughly
Judge-The LADY,
Tar-NO, The ship
Well-cuttiug off my story short
To come 10 what befell,
We started. but put back to port
Which much annoyed the swell
She fell between TWO water WAYS
And got nasty nip.
So we rigged her out with brand uey
stays
Judge-The lady?
Tar-No, The ship.
At last we put to sea again
And started for the west.
All spick and span without "a stain.
When all at once. I'm blesr
Her blooming umbcrs cot misplaced,
Which quite upset the trip.
The water washed around her waist
Judge-The lady's?
Tar 7nodding)-Aud the ships
That's all I think Your Honor. now,
TN state to YOU my claim.
Five hundred dollars. you'U allow.
Won't build her up the same
Her rudder's gone her nose = broke.
Her flag I've had 20 dip:
Shes lying now upon the mud
Judse-The lady?
Iar-NO-O-u-ol The ship.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
The Long Domestic Roll.

Copyright. 1905, by X H. Holme.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-04-09
gu oUT THIs COUPON

Any physician or hospital not yet using
iquozone will be gladly supplied for a
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04

center have been only measurably sue
ccsHful
sanlinpou, which Is the key to our
position on the right flank, was the
scene OF awful carnage last night The
Japanese concentrated on u the fire OF
over 100 guns ana then attacked with
the bayOnet According 20 the reports
coming In they were repulsed and IN
q counter attack captured seven
machine guns
Trains are leaving Mukden ceaseless
for the north with wounded mon and
stores
JAPANESE OCCUPY VILLAGES
GEN oku's Headquarters in the
Field, Friday, March 3. II a, No. via
Fusan delayed IN transmlssionD-
During lost night the Japanese ocou-
pied three more villages in the Russian
second line Of defenses. carrying the
captured lines II miles east OF Chang
tan.
The Russians are falling back on
their heavy defenses south Of Mukden.
The japanese movement Is entirely
suocessful,
The Japanese losses have not yet been
reported but Il is probable that they
WIN not be heavy considering the inn
portancc OF the movement
The pursuit OF the Russians contin-
ues
a heavy bombardment is in progress.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
A BAD COLLISION.
Between "A Trolley Car and an
Automobile.

New York March 1-In a collision
between an Eighth avenue trolley car
aud an automobile at one Hundred ana
Thlrty-hfth street, four men and Two
women We're badly cut and bruised.
The automobile valued at 10000, was
completely wrecked and the street chr
was badly battered NJ.
There were three men and two wo-
men m The automobile which was own.
cd by Edward Woserman, a broker.
The latter was not Of the party which
consisted of the chauffeur and friends
ne was taking for spin Whom they
reached one Hundred and Thirty. NTH
street and Eighth avenue Che chauffeur
turned about suddenly and ram IN upon
the southbound tracks a ear bound
for the depot without passengers
struck n ana the big machine was
hurled against pillar OF the elevated.
The motormnn Jumped and was badly
hurt about the head Those I'm the auto.
car were caught beneath the wrockage
ANA remained fast until policemen
came To their assistance II was be.
lleved for time that an were dead,
but their injuries We're found 10 con-
slst only of outs and bruises and they
were able TO go home,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
MARKET CLOSED
MODERATELYF|RN
At First Direction of Price, v.
downward, but The Lose, va
We're Slight
SUPPORTING ORDERS APPEARED
Va'0n Pacific Made a Good D.
Causing Others to Rally ""
In Sympathy

Now York, March ~.
~ p', ,,, III me stock market was ao SOa 2
u. 'io opening but the leases W. ao"nsat
trading was IN small amop,, "0'O Sigh.
uonS became quite variable so,, r'uo'S''
showing sympathetic hea,iro.. stct
w ~slla OF the southern Iran %'n 10
WINE WINE other followed the h %ya sNs'
Ailaantc Coast Line 81 DAD, '1'Ns 4
Manu. ai'er declines had been alg N,
S6nsao, IN american SNUFF inale q
the Ren,hiiIu 4 20 " In Tennessso 9 Noosi'
Power ita,. o'eel stocks. lnterns,l1M
central preferred, sunnn,,llu Wlsconat
came operative. Atlantic orders h.
unaware Hudson, M SMl lAas,
rldhciSco second preferred an5 ~ Mn
vanced point each. Pricesa U v sugar u.
InPhtny with the rise of BY Qe.d 10
Nor1 Nehtlal, l i'm Reading ana Nsv
49, 'mesetn, Union Pacific TosS ~ n
rest ~ ~ DUNK statement appeared igss
ae9t OF the market rallied and W. no
again IN the sympathy Vi, 9A1 came up
ment IN Union PnCl1G Il, Wy move.
tive and firm. moderately ac.
Close: Money on call nominal
Time loans firm, % DAYS z MO-. ~ loam
n peE cs SAa0n per cent; six months NV ~
Prime mercantile non. a.,
cent. F'P'b oAq4h Der
storing exchange firm. with
business IN bankers hiis p,'u seelA
day bills "' fol'@ Tor T.
Posted rates i.S5M and ASK
Hommercial bills, 4.Sia4Sgt"
Bar silver, 81 ''''''t
Mexican dollars &C.
Government bonds. etaady,
bonds, steady. '''' Iallr'&
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04

remains essentially UNCHANGED. We
know that self government Ia difficult
We know that no people needs such
high traits ~ character as that people
which seeks to govern It's affairs Alright
thrOugh the freely expressed will Of tho
freCmen who compose a. But We have
fath that we shall not prove false to
the memories % the mighty past They
did their work, they left us the splendid
heritage we now enjoy We In our
turn have an assured confidence that
we shall be able TO leave this heritage
unWasted and enlarged 10 our children
ana our chldrens children. 10 40 80
We must show, not merely IN great cri-
ses bat In the everyday anairs NJ NE.
the qualities Of practical Intelligence.
OF courage, NJ hardihood and endur.
ance, and above an the power OF dcyO.
ion TO q lofty Ideal which made great
ihe men who founded this republic IN
tue days OF Washington. which made
bleat me men who preserved this re.
puzzle In the days Of Abraham Lincoln
BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE,
Within a short time the president was
returning 10 the white House. His
carriage was surrounded with his faith
ful rough riders and hts way was
cleared by the brilliant squadron. The
president stood IN the carriage most on
the time, bowling right aud left IN ao-
Acknowledgement Of the gracious enthusi-
asm which his appearance aroused. He
returned to the White House and after
= llght luncheon reviewed. surrounded
by his family his personal friends. his
cabinet and hundreds OF distinguished
visitors, the magnificent parade formed
In hts honor.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
How Sickness Starts
In the Inside Nerves.

Most forms N sickness start With the
inside nerves. Indigestion. sour stom-
och, heartburn dyspepsia weak Kidneys
diabetes Bdghta Disease Liver lrrogu-
larltlcs Heart irregularities Bowel irro-
suaHtlos-O all OF these ailments, ana the
ailments which they In turn bring on,
are due directly 10 arrangements ot Ger.
tain nerve ecuters.
Understand hlN that we have two en-.
trely separate nerve systems when We
walk or talk. or act, we cali into play a
certain set Of nerves nerves which obey
our mental commands. That Is why the
arm can be raised or the mouth opened
or the ego shut. at The slightest desire,
That n why your fingers can dolcately
pick MP o. PIN one moment, ana hold a
heavy hammer the next
But these are not the nerves We are 10
consider here,
There IS another set OF nerves which
control and govern and actuato the heart
aud tho stomach, the kidneys and NE
liver and an Of Tho Vital functions. You
cannot control these nerves, By mo- SUI
heart stop or stnrt-nor can you oven
make u vary by a single beat a minute,
Ana 80 WIN the stomach and the liver
are automatic they do there work at a
certain set speed whether YOU arc awake
or asleep whether yuu win II on not
II " ON these inside nerves that he and
health depends So long sa these nerves
ana strong Whom they fam We known Il
by the inevitable symptoms stomach
heart liver Kidney troubles And these
troubles have no other origin, ever, than
I'D H
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THE INAUGURATION
AT WASHINGTON.
CONTINUED frop page one)

ward them IN spirit OF just aud gem
crous recognition OF an their rights.
But justice and generosity I'm nation,
as IN an individual, count most when
shown not by the weak but by the
strong. While ever careful to refrain
from wrqnging others We must be no
less inslstcnt that we are not Svronged
ourselves We wish peace; but we Wish
the peace OF Justice, the peace OF right
eousness. We Wish II because we think
It Is right and not because we are
afraid, No weak nation that acts man
fully and justly should ever have cause
10 fear us, and no strong power should
ever be able TO single Ms out az n sub
ject Tor usoleut aggression.
RELATIONS AMONG OURSELVES.
"Our relations with the other powers
Of the world are important; but still
more Important are our relations
among ourselves, Such growth I'm
wealth, III population, and In power as
this nation has seen during the century
and quarter OF lts national life IL IN
evltably accompanied by Ike growth
In the problems which are ever before
every nation hat rises 10 greatness
Power invariably means both RESPONSE
hllty and danger our fOrefathcrs faced
We now face other perls the very ex-
istence Of which Il was Impossible that
they should foresoe Modern life Is both
complex and intense, and the trenlen-
douB changes wrought by the extra
ordinary Industrial development Of the
last half century are felt IN every ilber
of our social and political being. Never
before have men tried so vast and for
midahlo nm experiment as that nf ad-
ministcring the affairs of continent
under the forms of "a democratic repub-
lie, The cOnd iions which have told
for our marvellous material we'll being,
which have developed 10 q very high
degree our energy, self reliance and in
divldual Initiative. have also brought
the care and anxiety inseparable from
the accumulation OF great wealth In
industrial c0nters. Upon the success
OF our experiment much depends not
only as regards our own welfare but
as regards the welfare OF mankind. II
we fail. the cause ~ free self govern
ment throughout the world VIII rock
10 Its foundations; and therefore our
responsibility Is heavy, 10 ourselves, 10
the world as Il IL today and 10 the
generations yet unborn There Is no
good reason why we should fear the fu.
ture, but there f. every reason why we
should face II seriously neither hiding
from ourselves the gravity OF the prob
Tens before us nor tearing TO approach
these problems with the unbendlng. un-
flnching purpose to solve them Alright,
OUR TASKS.
"Yet, after all, though the problems
are new, though the tasks set before us
differ from the tasks set before our IA
theirs who founded and preserved this
republic, The spirit IN which these tasks
must be undertaken and these problems
faced, II our duty Is 90 he well done,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
LEGISLATURE ADJ0URNS.
Idaho Solons Complete Their Work
After Passing 1852 Ellis.
Especial to the oNews.nl

Boise, Ida, March AT 70 o'clock
today the Eighth session OF the Idaho
legislature came to an end Altogether
SI7 bills have been introduced, 239 by
the house and 1873 by the senate, OF
which number about 1S2 were passed,
Gov Goodlng handed up his list Of APP
pointments yesterday, which was APP
proved by the senate IN executive ses-
sion. Hon. George G.. Parkinson il re-
appointed on the board Of regents Of
the University OF Idaho for another
six years, Col. Allen Miller Of Grange
Vile gets the appointment as commits
sloner Of labor and immigration, VIM
n. stephens Of ReXburg as FISH and
game warden. and Senator Henry
Jones Of Malad as member OF the
board Of trustees Of the insane asylum.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-04
AFTER UNCLE SANS HORSES
Governor May Request War Depart.
msnt for Loan of Gun Teams,

In consequence Of an Informal con-
ference this morning between officers
IN the National Guard, the governor
VIII probably be asked to request that
the war department that battery horses
with a suitable detall of regulars be
occasionally loaned the battery Of the
local national guard for purposes Of
drill 1t Is learned that government
battery horses have been loaned the
guard 10 Oregon, and 70 this can be
done IN Oregon why not In Utuh2 The
artillery horses at Fort Douglas are
as well drilled as the men, and un-
dorstand perfectly the different bugle
calls which are used I'm lieu OF vocal
Commands With such horses and a
detail OF regulars to help, the local bat
terry boys would learn a good deal in a
very short time. The curse OF militia
artillery service is unwieldly and UNI
trained horses