New-York tribune., 1905-01-19
HER NAME.


1.-THE once window draws attention TO The decs-
deace in the simple fashioned names for EiFll
Not mine 10 gauge. the female mind
But one one I thing Its It IS H3eG 5sqos on 1efDed
From Mie-end Road
To classy shades OF Brfxton IS
II ..Jane'' OF Kate a girl were called.
The insult would to 5lSI her ee s6s .,rsns aupaI1sa
tude WbeTafora zn9e1 IF@R Y1ettes EtGH
And Antoinettes
Now populate Suburbia-
And let not. though elsewhere II spread,
II IS Deslree makes our bed,
And cooks. though plain,
And are geheEais' ReEaS Ha5sit mostly Errnyntrude
Thus then to-day your bard procla1ms
There's sometimes truth in much he saysl lD
While rife such distinguished names.
And Polly shall
-(London Chronicle.
IN Russian cities according TO an English travel
Ier the taking Of cab IS a matter OF bargaining.
for though there is printed tariff somewhere. the
cabrnen cannot read IL If you know the distance
you walk along the cab rank calling out your
destination and your price-about quarter Of
what you would pay in London and a tenth Of the
Ney-York demand. When you have passed the
last cab you win hear a clatter behind. and a
driver Will imploTe you 10 step IN II you do not
know the distance you ask the fare; divide the an
swer by four and walk Curses! Invocation OF
SanLSt Drivers raise tLeIF 10 heaven IN nOE-
ror. Walk calmly on, and there is a race to pick
you up. Nor IS there ever a dispute at the end
Great ReIlef-As the pedestrian passed the de-
serted lot seven masked men spranG out and began
10 Pummel him unmercldfuily. d a...-,.-
Help! Helpl' shouted the pedestrian What
are YOU trying 10 do 10 me-
Rob you!" retorted the leader OF the wicked
gang
give me a college initiation."-tChicago News.
Preserved IN the Cathedral o. Bangor. wales, Is
e1ecting quarrelsOme dogs from church during SER
vice. A similar pair is preserved at Llaynynys,
Wales. and bears numerous teeth marks
UNLUCKY Mr.. LUCKY.
while proposing to lady Lexington. Ky, U S. A.
man named Lucky accidentally trod on her tos, and
do with hin.I
V lovers. when intensity of feeling you're reveal
When you're pouring out intoxicating speech.
oh. be certain extract the patent moral from this
and listen listen to the lesson it Will teach,
oh, love. love it's a wonderful thing
Whate'er the disasters that Fortune may bring.
II VIII bear them ali gladly and gayly. but Oil
II cannot forgive. II you tread on its toe.
Scarce had ardent energetic Mr.. Lucky called her
Ard imprinted on her lips 8. fond salute,
Was crushed beneath the impact of his boot.
Chorus as before)
Now the bridesmaids (eght in numberl tears are
Is definitely broken or for aye.
The presents returning by the postal service.
Reach their destination rather late to-day.
oh. love love, it's wonderful thing.
Whate'er the disasters that Fortune may bring.
il bears them all bravely and Sayly, but, on.
II cannot stand up 'gainst q stamp on the toe.
London Globe
On nat stone IN Conway Church. Wales. is the
following inscription: Here lyeth the body OF
Nicholas Hooaes Of Conway. gent, who was the
forty-frst child Of his father. William Hookes
seven children. who died the goth day Of March.
1881"
Lame ExcuSe.-Wife-Ddn't you find my Christ
mas cigars any good. dear? I notice you have only
Hasband-Dear me- Is that possible, Well YOU
know the saying; A good thing needs no putting Z"
-(Brooklyn Life.
Society women In the town OF Haparanda IN
Sweden have decided 10 relieve men OF the neces-
sity OF dofing their hats TO women in the streets
as long the cold weather lasts.
SUPERIORITY
He cannot face the bargain sale
lie sees The crowd and then turns pale
He cannot push his way along
Into the thickest of the throng
And smile Joyous the rose,
With some one trcading on his toes
Such things surpass the might OF man
And yet. somehow, a woman
RE cannot. when some friend has torn
Ills feelings with remaFks Of scorn
And when the moments they pass
Each bring new troubles 70 harasS.
With smiles the false ona's features view
And sweetly murmur, How dy doi'
such things suFpass the might or man
And YET. somehow, q woman can.