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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-21
mo AcATARRRASEI |

'' Ell catarro es una enfsrmed ad que
tiene mrcha mas importancia de la que
generalments se 10 atribuye. Invade
todos los 6rgsnos del cuerpo, cuyas
fHnciones y fuerzas debilita profunda-
mente. Escsusa frecuentede la sordera;
afecta la vista, Ia nariz y la garganta
y 90 generalmente por donde empieza
la tuberculosis 6 hsi,.
La misma facilidad y la frecuen-
cia con que 90 pesca I'm eatarro, hace
o las personals indiferentef para Gu
rsrlo y la gran mayorfa no Sc preocu-
pa de las corsecuencias.
Los bahos trlos por la manana
Embellishments despues dc deiar el
lscho, dormir con las ventanas abier-
tas yevitar las corrientes do aire, son
preoalciones muy buenas cue no cues
ia trahsio el observarlas. Pero el
preventive m&s positive, mas e6caz,
mas fkcil y mas positive y tambien 81
que aconseian los msdicos, Cd la Emul-
si0n dc Scott de aseite de hlgado de
hacalao.
Es sorprsndense Ia afuerza, visalidad,
onsrg1a y poder do reslsteneis que re-
eibe ei cuerpo humane do las peque-
Gas dessis dc Emulsion ds Scott que DC
Administran con constsncls. Esta
emulsion recubre intsriorments todaa
las parties depilea y vulnerables del
cuerpo y 10 pone al abrigo do la In
feScion catarral.
De cuando en- cuaado apsrecen
irduEtrlales POGO esorupulosos anun
nando emulsiones, vinos 8 prepar o.
dos & los que asrlbuysn propiedadsa
eurasivas que no slensn , hasta hay
Quisn 30 asrave q dscsr on letras de
fmpranta, que el pesroieo o ksrostna
es un alimense.
Que es al pssr5ieo? Un acalse mine
raj que 80 usa como combugIible para
lubricar y limpiar m&quinaa y para
Aiumbrar.
Una substancia indigestihle que
cerece dc la propiedad esenctal de to-
do alinenso, cual es Ia aslmilaei6n;
que pasa al traves del tubo intessnsl
sin modiicarse y sin aer absorb
bida; una suossancla en- In, qas nc
hene ninguna dc las propiedadss Gu
rativas y alimenticiss Del acelse Dc
hfgado de baealao. 81 se dijeas que
oil pesr6leo es un slimenso para ma
Qulnas, podria pssar; pero no un ali
mento para 81 cuerp0.
81 Ieneis alguns duda, pregunsad
& vuessro med1co; 81 Oh contrmara Oh
Ia verdad; y ii essais eacasOs de tuer'
Eas, de carne y DIS Sangre, os sconse-
iara que somelx Ia Emulsion de ScoI
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-21
Felipe cuchI Y lI0au
Y
Cayetano Coll y Cuchi
ABOGADOS Y NOTARI0S

Sc garantiza la inscription de los
documentos que Sc otorguen. Gesti6n
de asuntos ante las Cortes Insul ares y
Federal y Departamentos. Sc hacen
cargo de apelaciones ante ell Supreme
de las Cortes de Distrito de la Isls.
Telefono 153 San Justo :, alt 8, Apar
tadn RQ4
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-21
A Los MtDICOS

Tilular, buena clientela, ochocien.
tos dollars sueldo anual, Q lien la In
terese, puede dirigir su solicitud al
Ayuntamiento de Lola. 1873
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-21

Don Maxmino Luzunaris ha alberto una espendida ca
sa de huespedes en- New York Lacasa de
comoddad eleganca ventac6n Stuada cerca de los me-
ore teatros della cudad Cuenta magnihco cocne
70 nmejorabe Precios imtados Para nformes, drrse
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-21
e. VOLOAN
DE
loss Gonzalez Serrano

Perfumerfa, generoa dc punto,
ouincAlla, ferrsterfa, cristAlerfa, efec-
tos de sserisorio J obietos do novedad
y fantasia. El sstablecimiento gus
mas barato vende On
CAGUAS, Plaza Principal, P. RI
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
How 10 nen.I

Reading is not I lost art to the same
degree That conversation is, but il has
n most eases an arrested development
through SO much reading that makes
no demand upon aesthetic Sensillily.
SO that one is apt 10 bring To i tine
story full OF delicate shades Of thought
and feeling the same mind Which he
yields 70 4 newspaper, putting Il blunt
interrogation as to its meaning as con
veyeu in the terms or Il rational promo
sition ana the writer's charm is wholly
lost uron him. While the readers sur
render to the author must he complete,
his attitude should not be passive, but
that OF active responsiveness and part
ncrsEip. IL NJ. Alden in Harpc:'s Mag.
azine
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
FISHING LINES.
The very zines: Arc Those Formed
From Silisvyor:u Gut

The. YER: l':n4:.t Arc Those Formed
From Siliswor:u Gut
:,iiIwnrin @i,l forms the best line for
i:shln. purposes parts Oh account of
Its great lttl,ity and partly because it
IS 50 transparent. Every Year 4 S,titi-
Gent AU!lila- Of Spanish Silkwornl
rruls are selected for this purpose
After they have eaten enough mulbcr-
- leaves and before they begin to
spin they are thrown into vinegar foi.
several hours Each insect is killed
ana The substance which the grub in
The natural course would have spun
into cocoon is forcibly drawn from
ne dead worm into i much thicker
and shorter Silken thread
The threads are then placed in pure
water for about four hours and after
ward dipped for ten minutes in solu-
ton Of soft soap. The fine outer skin
Is thus lcoSened. SO that tile work man
can remove it with his hands. The
threads must he dried in q shady
place and are often bleachel with sui
phur vapor until they acquire the
bright appearance Of spun glass.-Lon-
don Telegraph.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
fiRrriSOn'S der

Every schoo!boy is familiar With the
saying OF Benjamin FRANKLIN as The
group OF anxious faced yet loyal men
stood around TO sign the immortal Dec
iaration OF Independence. Now We
must all hang together or wen Ill
hang Separately But the rejointler OF
the signer. Benjamin Harrison, to the
above witticisn is not SO we'll known
Harrison. Il nortly man. looking down
over his ample proportions, replied
Yes. but when they drop US off At a
ropes end some Of you lghtweights
vii! be kicking and suffering long
:.1tcr l m done for
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
ANIMAL ANTIPATHlES.
Tl,e Fear Horses Have OF Gu 5nels and
Cattle or Dogs

Cnttlc or Dogs.
In some towns they won't let us
show S:rid the circus animal trainer,
unless We have no camels with us.
CamelS are Il serious drawback to
shows. Horses are so much afraid of
them that lots Of towns won't let :,
camel enter their gates.
"A horse won't so near !; piece Of
ground Il camel has stood on The
very smell OF 4 camel in the air will
make horse tramble ana sweat, ana
this fear isn't only found occasionally
III horse here and there. Ii is found
III every horse all over the world.
Queer. isn't it:a often wonder. why t
is. Cattle hate dogs in the same way.
and cats hate dogs so TOO Here.
though. we can account for tho. hatred.
Dogs in primitive times fed on cattle.
no doubl. and even today here ana
there they Kill and feed on kittens
"Horses love dogs I'm sure | don't
know why. Dogs fear no animals but
pum:lS ami leopartlS You can take Il
dog up 70 a lions or !, tigers cage. ana
lie Will show no fear. but take him w
TO the cage OF i puma or Il leopard and
he Will trenb!e ana moan ana stink
away out OF sight,
All very pulling. isn't it:''-phila-
deiphia Bulletin
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
First Love.

1t is i popular fallacy that the first
love is tile true one. uniuue in its eS-
cell"nce. SAYS an exchange. AS we'll
say that Tie first picture OF painte.
is the best of ri! he will paint in The
course of Ills life: that the first speech,
1ee first book. The first statue the first
composition. Will be the best OF the
statesman. novelist. sculptor or must
clan. rs the case may be First work,
have all the impcrfections of uncer-
tanty. OF ineSpericncc and ignorance.
And it is rather by chance than by
anything Inherent in the nature Of Gu
pid,s ways that the first love turns out
10 be the great one
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

Il went OUT Shopping the other after
noon, said q Well known pastor Of
New York city. '.and, having in mind
the hymn Brighten Your Way With u
Smile looked about to see if there
We're any Smiles on the faces in the Big
department store
In all that hurrying and pushing
and worrying real genuine, hearty
smiles We're not to he found ! say
one smile hut it looked like il plant
that had been wintered in a cellar 1t
was bleached and wan."-New York
Press.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

Making close connection for all
points South. Trains leave Norfolk:
9:05 a. N. Daily; local tc Danville and
intermeda stations. Arrive Dan
vile al 5:25 p. NJ, connecting with
through Pullman trains to Jackson
vile, Durham. Atlanta New Orleans
Memphis, Knoxville, hsheville and
intermediate points.
3:05 a. m. Daily; local to Clarksville
Durham and intermediate stations
Arrive Durham 6:35 p. m
6:25 p. N. Daily; fast train for all
points South and West. Carrying
through Pullman sleeper to Char
iotte. making close connection with
through Pullman trains for Colum
bia, Savannah, Augusta, Jackson
vile, Atlanta, New Orleans, Bi-ming
ham, Memphis, Chattanooga, Knox
vile and Asheville.
6:25 p. N. Daily, except Sunday: for
Durham and intermediate points
Trains arrive Norfolk 8:35 a. M, $3.50
p. m.
Southern Railway Dining Car serv
ice cE all through trains, uu?ivaIed II
every appointment.
City Ticket Office, No a5 GranDy
street (Montcello HoteD, Norfolk, Va
c. n. ACKERT. G. NJ.
W. II. TAYLOE, G. P. A.,
Washington. D. C.
W. W. CROXTON, Pass. Agent
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
TIE BLACKSMITH.
His Ersofession. Is Beth an Art ana 8
Hand icrAft.

IIAnGlcTAft.
There are few more attractive places
for the average youth than the village
blacksmith shop. Longfcllow did nor
express he whole OF it:
And children coming home from school
lrot in at the open door;
They love to see the flaming forge and
hear the bellows rear
II has far more valid reason FOR
llNpnotZing tie boy than this. Tile
greatest charms Of the blacksmith shop,
both FOR he young and for grown
folk. les il, H.. fact thS, while it is
place wher. h:,ntiicraft rules. both
hand :ln.! brain ;ire required to produce
Tic desired results. 1t is both an art
and i handcraft. for art is either con
sn'uctlrc o" ini,ativc. while 4 Eand-
craft is either useful or decorative.
The blacksmith must i've skilled in
them all
AS for horSeSlloeing in IT'S best sense
It rises u the dignity Of one Of the
learned professions for no one can shoe
q horse property ;lnd not understand
something about anatomy and physiol-
p=y. l.ooi:in" at it in this way-:ln.l
there is II: other right view to be tax
en- q: 1.-THE calling of Il blacksmith is
one OF dignity and honor.-RlackSmitl
nuH NhrclwriyAt
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
TWO GREAT LEADERS.
Di~rneli a,:d Gladstone and Thci.
Enlaity Toward! Each other

Di~r;aeli n,.tl Gladstone and Their
EnHity Toward E.ncl. other
Dislaeli VIII was TOO much for CLAD
stone. The great Liberal had but one
adjective for his Tory opponent, and
That was ''dcvilish." Never during the
years OF their opposing leadership had
the two any social relations. Each
made light OF the others literary eff
forts. Some one asked Lord Rcacons-
field 70 define The difference between
q misfortune and \ calamity aud IN
hesitatlngiS it came. III Mr. Gladstone
should fall into the Thames. it wo:lu
l": = misfortune. Ii any one Should
pull him OH. it would he Il Calanlitv."
Tile best OF all the Gladstone pisracli
stories tells how on,c 1T 4 London din
her party ;he ladies at the table were
asked which they would marry if tl,cv
mad 10 ln:rrv one or the ulhcr he
great Liberal or the great Tory. All
declared promptly III favor of Ecacolls-
Ec'ii save one WHO h:;Stcnt.l 10 yyi,i:liu
that SD" had rather wet Gladstone ti,,t
size 'Hi:.ht clonr with pi>rac! ard SO
break hey husbands hear: This hap
pcntiir was Of course rclold to Disrlc!i
and 50 pleased WAS lie over il that he
suspended = c:bincl debate OF liz.
chances Of Il continental, war in or.c:
70 relate i1.-Warwicll James Price IN
Criterion
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
STRCLLING MINSTRELS.
Ees, India: Negroes Have Music and
MnAGucrudeN Christnlus

Christmas in The West Indies is Il
very jovi:,l. rollicking affair, at least
in tho estimation of the negroes. The
great feature OF the season is the. Sc
ric> Of m'Snilcr;!GcS or mystery PLAYS
enacted by s,rolling negro performers.
these are OF two sorts representa-
tons Of sac! Biblical stories as that Of
David and Goliath. Wien You may see
the. jolly actors clad III such historical
~ accurate garments as "be,lIich'
troHSe:S ;ild cretonne coats OF flaming
NaiitE::S. ANA those Of Il purely local
character. Oi these last IS the muu-
COOS" play. which is peculiar TO st.
KILLS anh .!:c object of which is 10
VIRGO :!ln:ic var against the dcs1rnc-
iTr pest WA!t.il IS the curse OF lht. is
land. These >Jro;lin@ players ;1r. the
chic! f,a'nr" OF Christmas ,c!tlr-
lions
They arc It!ilc an imposing iu1 of
inca, VIII! y GOOD ear for music. ANA
- No., W"lri. lhrir antics YOU might
easily Imagine that instead Or being in
i riEili.cl l:r:tiSh cO!Onv YOU were
h,:rl; III lin, heart Of Africa, ASSISTING.
- some savage death dance o. other
heather rite Detroit Free Press.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Girls III Guatemala.

None Of the maidens in Guatemala
are a!loN4Hi 10 go abroad from their
homes without the company Of a chap
eron. and a lover is only allowed to
come and court his sweetheart through
the heavily barred windows Of her ia
Tiers home. After they are married
they pass along the streets in Indian
NE. The women marching ahead. so
that the husband can be in Il position
TO prevent any flirtations.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
THE BIG DIPPER.
II Is the Hour Hand nf the Wood
nanA CeleNSi:sk Clock

II Is The Hour Hand Of the Wood
mans Celestial ClocL
The pole star is really the most i'm
porlant OF the stars in our sky. 1t
marks the north 1T all times l., alone
IS fixed in the heavens. All The other
stars seem to swing around il once in
tWcnty-four hours.
But the pole star Of Polaris is moi :,
very bright one, and it would be hard
70 Identify but for the he'll, Of tile 81
called pointers III the Big Dipper." or
Great Bear The outer rim OF the
dipIer points nearly to Poluris, at Il
distance equal 10 three times the space
that separates the two stars of The
dinpcrs outer side. Various Indians
called the pole star the Home STAR
and the Star That Never Moves and
the dippcr they call the Broken Back
The Great Bear" is also to be remenl-
be:ed as the pointers for another reason
1t is the hour hand OF the woodmans
CLOCK. II goes once around the North
star i'll about twen1y-four hours, the
reverse way of the hands Of Il watch
That Is. 1t goes the same way rs the
sun-and for the same reason-thut it
IS the earth THAI is going and leaving
them behind.-Country Life In Amer
it.:,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Duty or n Cheerful Face,

TO wear Il cheerful face when the
heart is aching is not deceit When
= good housekeeper cleans the front
steps and porch before she sets the
house to rights she does not mean to
deceive passersby. She merely shows
some pride III her house ana some con
sidcraiion for her neighbors we con
Nucr our henrtaches more quickly
when we begin by considering the
friends who are near US
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
AMERICAN COLLEGES.
rteS Are Unique imon. Installations
s,f l.H:tr..inE.


e,i Learning.
The American college Is III cvc~y
way unique. 1t El:ly be defined in 4
word as & school for irlpArtn" more
general and advanced instruction than
:2n he obtained in the various acade-
n:icS all! private schools. The uniycr-
Sly. however. more particularly com
l:iSr> Il uunlicr Of technical schools,
inusr,in" Instruction in al depart
,Hc:.t>i "f knowledge. including classic
III lilrrari!r Tie arts :inl sciences. n;
biology. medicine. surgery. law illrnl-
o-N. mechanics ANA SO On The iSs..,.
rs u which is The most desirable the
most useful, las been discussed ut cd
ucai!i'nAl congresses. III The public.
press and notably in the le;'uin" re-
vicNS There has been evident il,
tEcS" discussions 4 tendency TO lo.,l,
upon III, college rs Il kin, Of inferior
school Which must H." given It's place
only when There. is not enough money
10 establish the more expensive uni
versity. On The other hand. the college
las not wanted lis stout champions. III
whose view tie American college Will
It's concentrated curriculum, the close
ness OF touch between pupil ANA pro
lessor. is not only TN institution tl,:i
is t. be conserved. but Is one that Of
ten. if not always. offers il better kind
or education than is available III the
university VI. eSlic':S Weekly.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
BAKED BEANS.
/ How rheE.ire t:on.>-d For. the I.u,n-
berr:iea In Maine.

How They Are Con.>-l For. lhe Iu,n-
berElea In Maine.
DlcSt ever hrar-ol. Nc cpicure--Cf
The lumDcrnan's baked beans. the deli
tatoSSen OF the bacSwooLS. the twenty
one times i week stick 10 the ribs
prorcnd"r that floats in amber juices
and that when mined in The morning
from the bean hole emit such delicious
oior as to make mouths water all
along the border: The cook ana the
cookie Join drives in building up this
monument TO high Hrt in culinary. The
woods cook usually hakeS Il tin wash
boiler nearly full Of beans. first par
boiling l!ieni before he gets them ready
FOR the pat. 'TlcH he peclS an onion
anu slices il into the hu,tum Of the pot
! hen he pOurS i'll half the beam: then
slices over them another onion: thc!
pits in the chunks; OF. salt fat pork :;
Then touscs i'll the rest Of The beans
Over all this he I,o,lrS 4 pint Of mo-
lnsscS and then more pork. Just
enough water is added to cover the
beans. and then :, sheet OF birch bark
is placed over the top OF tile pot and
the cover pounded i'll tight. When the
water begins to steam the bark SwcllS
:;ud seals tie pot. holding in al the
favor. The cooEce there's All the diff
ference in tie world between the cool.
ana Tie c0okcc) builds tho. fire iii the
bean hole. When the birch wood has
heated the stones that line the hole
and has itself burned 70 relhot Goals
most Of the Goals are taken out ana
the beans arc put ill., The beans are
placed in the hole in the afternoon
They stay there Ill night In the
morning they are Gu" out All other
baked beans are lihelS on The name. for
these have the sauce OF the pine and
The STANDARDIZATION Journal.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
TRANSPORTATION GUIDE.
n !!!'!!!k!M!!z:!;?A:!g!h!!!!N0ijo|k&]E|sSer /;
Schedule in Effect Nov 27 1oaa

Schedule in Effect Nov. 27, 1894.
7:4O a. m.-Chicago Express for the
west daily. Buffet Parlor Car Norfolk
70 lynchburg and Roanoke. Pullman
Sleeper to Columbus and Cincinnati
9:25 a. m.-"Ccean Shore Limitel'
daily for Richmond, and daily except
Sunday for Washington Stops only
at Suffolk, Waverly, Petersburg. Con
meets with Roanoke express leaving
petersburg LAS p. IN. for Lynchburg,
Roanoke and intermediate stations.
$50 u. m.-RicImoud Limited for
Richmond and Washington. Stops
only at Suffolk, Waveriy and Peters
burg.
TAO p. m.-New Orleans Short Line,
FOR Petersburg, Lynchburg and South
west Sleeper Norfolk to Pulaski and
Lynchburg to Memphis and New Or.
leans. Cafe cars.
Pullman sleeper Roanoke to ColuIn.
bus. Cafe cars
Trains arrive st Norfolk daily $40
a. M. 1920 q. N. and 500 p. n. and
1920 p. m.
Tickets and all information at City
Once, III Main street. next to U. S.
Custom House, and at Station.
w. f. H4tZI.EWOOp
Pass. Agt., Norfolk, Va.
w. b. BEVlII., G. p. A.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
s 81 Scenic Route
e s.; az go ,ssss 10 the West,

hour anl 80 minutes to Richmond.
Schedule in Effect Jan. II, 1905.
LEAVE NEWPORT NEWS:
7:40 q. m, except Sunday, Local to
Richmond. Connects for Ls-nyhburg,
Lexington, Va, and Clifton Forge:
except Sunday for Rosney and KS
mont. Leaves Fort Monroe, 7:lG a.
IN; Phoebus, T:13 E. NJ; Hampton,
Ills g. u.
1910 a. N. Daily f'aat Train to Rich
mnn} tstoppinG only at Williams
hHrs'. arrives Richmond l1:45 q. N,
connecting with st. Louis Special
leaving 2 p. IN. with Pullman for Gin.
cinnati, indianapolis and Chicago
and Pullman service for ST. Louis and
Louisville. Buffet Parlor Car OLD
Point to Richmond Leaves
Fort Monroe. $40 q. NJ; Hampton.
9:i3 a. u.
1925 p. n. Daily Fast Train for Rich
mond (stopping only at Willlarns-
burg), arrives Richmond 700 p. m
Connecting with F. F. ", leaving
10:45 p. H., carrying Pullman Sleep
er to Cincinnati and Louisville
Leaves Fort Monroe, 1855 p. NJ;
Phoehus. 1853 p. m., and Hampton,
500 p. N.
$40 p. m, except Sunday, stops at
local stations on Peninsula, connects
at Richmond with f. F. v. Limited.
TRAINS ARRIVE FROM RICHMOND
$50 a. m. Except Sunday; 1890 a.
N. (daily}: $50 D. N. daily, and
1920 y. N. Except Sunday
Steamer Virginia leaves 1870 n.,
except Sunday; 1885 a. IN, tally;
5:35 p. m. daily, FOR Norfolk and
Portsmouth.
Call on Mr.. z. ". Robinson, Ticket
agent, Newport News, Va, for the low
est rates by any possible route to the
West and Southwest
w 0. WARTHEN, Dist. Pass. Agt.
II. W. FULLER, Gen. Pass. .Agt
G.. E. DOYLE. General Manager.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
The Way Benedict Looked at II.

fhe Way Il Benedict Looked Mt It,
Mrs. Hcnllani-l don't believe word
Of your excuse. Benhum-Tllat's just
like woman. | don't suppose .Jonahs
wife believed the story he told her
after he had spent three nights with
the whale. Mrs. Benham-How do you
know Jonah had a Wife? Benham-IIe
wouldn't lave been, 4 Jonah if he had
not been married. Life.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Lucky to BE Alive.

Pat!cnt-Great Scott doctor, that's an
awful bin for one weeks treatment.
physician My dear fellow. If you
knew what an interesting case yours
was and how strongly I was tempted
to let it so to a postmo.tem yo,,
wouldn't s:l'ugnbit: at bill tire. times
rs big as this. Chicago Tribune.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

Some people, growled CrabEc,
make me Sick
Il should think nearly everybody
would make you sick replied Cutting.
Indeed! Why
Reciprocity, you know philadel-
phia Press.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Perfectly Correct.

Inc deacon was hard to convince
No" declared he, IN have no such
contraptIon in my house Planners are
things Of cvil.''
"Oh. but, pa protested his lovely
daughter, this is an upright piano.
Iittsburg Post
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
There Are so,ne r,,n,,,, y >.

Tell me-" said the editors friend,
who are the most humorous writer's
you have ever metz"
Most or those who think they are
serious writer's" replied the editor. =,
Philadelphia Ledger.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

"o'Raher1y is dead He wuz sthruc!s
Nv iightnin'.''
'oi's NOT surprised at all. The Iasht
1oimc Oi saw him he wnz lookin'
mighty bad
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aladc the Parrot the scapegoot

Father-What did the teacher say
when she heard you swear? Small Boy
She asked me where learned it..
What did YOU tell her: Boy
didn't want to give YOU away. pa, 50
blamed It on tie parrot Detroit Free
Press
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A Definition.

Little Clarence Pa what is m Opfi-
mist? MI C;:!lipcrs An optimist. nv.
son, is q person who doesn't care what
happens If it. doesn't happen 10 him I,
Puck
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The 1!attclY OF ones friends is re.
CURED us z dram TO keep up ones spir-
It's against the injustice Of ones enc
mics. - Bulwer.