The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-07-04
HVMOR OF TIE DAY

HVMOR OF THE Day
(. Senior Partner-We had best have the
bookkeepers books examined. saw him
at the race track yesterday!
Junior Partner-1ndeed!
Senior Partner-Yes. and he was betting
on the same horse was.-Life-
Mrs. Paddock thought Bobby had 3
d9F p.aRylPHE the bedSt he bet
horse named "Sarsapariila," and it clean
ed his system out-Puck-
Said Folly: Friend. the precedence.
Is yours, and rightly, too"
But Wisdom smiled and bowed: INC. no.
. Life
successful physicians the noblcst of
men
That dwell in the world here below.
A paragon he. What else can he be2
For practice makes perfect we know.
Washington Post
There was young fellow named Cole.
Said the dentist: Indeed,
1 see just what you need, -
And the dentist then dented his roll
Kentucky Star.
Jack-This collection of stuffed animals
is said to be valued at thousands of dol !.
Flo-Is it possible?what are they stuned
Withdrew Yorker
Collector-Tve motioned to that old man
three times, and he pretends not to see
the presence of his friends.
Office Boy-Aw, you chu1npl he can't see
CoIlectorSBiind? Then, bv George. he's
land Leader.
ct noticed Miserley in church. He SEEM
ed to be praying fervently.'
II suppose he was praying for all he Is
worth. Puck.
Maudie- Decoration day wasn't kept mp
much by the smart set, was it?
wore my newest and most expensive COS
tune to the golf fete.-Chicago News.
She loved him for all she was worth,
And also it's safe to infer.
Since she had much goods of this earth,
That that was the way he loved her
Philadelphia Press.
The father of family lay dying in his
His children gathered round him and his
dear wife bowed her head.
And his servants came and listened for the
words that he might say,
Before his soul should take its flight and
leave his mortal clay;
And he whispered: Il am going, and I'll
see you here no more,
But-I'n try-and stay-here with you
till you find out what's the score.
Houston Post.
Mamma-Bessie. dear, what makes you
SO saucy today?
it's that big dose of saucy-parilla you gave 4
me this morning
Sunday School Teacher-Now, the lesson
being ended, children, you may ask any
question you choose. - =.
Small Boy-Please, ma'am, which club
do you think'Il win at the park today?
Mamma-Tcmmy, why will you persist
and lea wing the crust? Some day you may
be glad to get even crusts to eat; ~,
am saving Sern.
minister's small son, ARE you going to
follow in the footsteps Of your father
no SIR answered the little fellow.
/ I'm going to follow in the footsteps of
other people; I'm going to be detective"
This paper says that there are at least
100000 stray dogs the streets of Con-
so I've heard. You see, the Mohamme-
dan religion does not allow its devotees to
| eat. sausages. cleveland Leader.
you say your beard began to grow
| when you were sixteen" remarked the
visitor at the dime museum May ask
how long it has taken you to bring, it to
! Sir said the Bearded Lady, justly in
censed, you are the first man that has
ever dared to ask my age!'-Chicago Tri-
| bune.
isn't this an unusually large crowd for
| a prayer meeting?" asked the visitor.
| ut is" replied one of the regular at
| tendants, but the cashier of the Fifteenth
| National bank was converted last week,
| and he promised to tell his experiences
| tonight. Omaha News.
| Knox-Why don't you cut that out?Tone
| your talk down a bit.
/ Kandor-Well, it's all right to call a
spade spade, isn't it?
| Knox-Instead of calling it you might
| whisper it sionally-Philadelphia