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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28
Tho Breeklyn Thea ters.

The orpheum begins its supplementary
..,sht opera season tomorrow night with
Tho Little Duchess" in which Elsie Jarvis
will be featured The attractions to follow
In order are Chimes OF Normandy" THE
wedding Day and AThe Bohemian Girl. y
Each week will see change OF principals
to suit the particular opera.
Tho stock season at the Broadway be-
gins tomorrow night with Barbara Friet-
ohie.' In the cast which Mana ger Reicher has
brought together are Catherine Countiss,
Sidney Toler Jane Tyrrell. Alice Leigh,
Donald MacLaren and Lawrence Eddinger.
sThe shaughram,' Dion Bouoicault's ia
nous play, will be revived by, the Spooner
company at the Bijou this week.
Corse Payton'e company will give The
Three Guardsmen" at the Lee Avenue
Theater.
Miners American Burlesquers are to be
at the Star.
The Yankee Doodle Girls will be at the
Gaiety.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

sThe Trip to the North Pole, just opened
and the Galveston Flood are attracting
crowds OF visitors. The latter show has
a new device for throwing flying objects
through the air to produce an effect OF high
winds.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

A company OF Japanese and a company
of Russians will form the fighting forces
OF the opposing armies at Pains Port Arthur,
which Will open at Manhattan Beach early
In June.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

their cares and worries OF this earth easily. I"
The show will open about the middle OF
June.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

North Beach has opened for the sunme
and Is offering many new attractions.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

| New concert features and new wax figures
are constantly being added to the Eden
| Musee's attrac tions.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

Prof. Ritter. the German ilusionist, Ia to
bs at Huber's Museum this week.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

The Yankee Doodle Girls" will be at tn
Gaiety.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

The Sunday concert at the Grand tonight
Will be for tho benefit OF the busin ess staff.
Other entertainments for to-day are at the
Alba mbra and Colonial, the Victoria, the
Yorkville, Hurtig 4 Seamon's, the
Harlem Opera House, the Metropolis, the
Dewey and tho Gotham.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

Tho Gotham will have Sam T. Jacks
B,rlesque Company, which has not before
been Ia New York this season.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

Tho Dewey's attrac tion will be the Troca-
dero Burlesquers, with Frank Graham a.
the chief funmaker.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

puncher Of the world will give an exhibition
while John Hoaly, blaokface comedian, viii
denver his political stump speech. Others
are Mr.. and Mrs. Fred. Voeker, Reno and
hlchards and Mr.. and Mrs. Jimmy Barry.
IN vaudeville Of Alice Davenport late OF
candida. presenting her one act dramatic
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

Edwin Stevens, one Of the most versatile
actors on the stage. will be the headliner at
Keith's. Mr.. Stevens will appear in series
Of original specialties designed to display
his talents az a character comedian and
vocalist Julian Eltinge. late Of Rice's
Shop Girl" Company, will introduce his
specialties, while Terley. the character
impersonator, Is also prominent on the bill.
Belle Gordon, the champion female bag
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

Terrace Garden began its summer season
last night with the first OF series Of con-
certs By Conterno's band.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

Miners American Burlesquers are to be
~ thA Star
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-28

Sam Bernard and sThe Rollicking Girl
have just closed a prosperous and popular
first month at the Herald Square. Mr.
Benards SchmdAs Is as funny a. any
part he has ever undertaken, while Hattie
Williamss 'Triolxs' and Friends That Ar
Good and True are being heard all ovel
town.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20

DEN svenske utrikesministern,
grefve Wachtmeister, har i en-
interviu med tidningen Temps
tockholmskorrespondent uppfri-
skat minnet ON en- traktat, com
afslots 1855 efter Krimkriget, och
i hvilken traktat England och
Frankrike f0rbinder sig att f0rse
Sverige och Norge med tillrack-
liga stridskrafter till lands och
sios att i iorening med de iva
sistnamda landernas stridskrafter
tillbakavisa ALA ryska pretensio-
ner eller angrepp. Till gengald
f0rbinda Sverige och Norge sig
att icke afsta nigot landomrade
till Ryssland eller bevilja delta
land nagra vigtiga privilegier pa
deraS kuSter.
Grefve Wachtmeister tillade
att Sverige annu betraktar denna
traktat som mycket vigtig. Wis
serligen ar M Frankrikes STALL
ming till England mycket oIika
den, som var radande, da trak-
taten ingicks. men han menar att
England babe erinrar sig trakta-
ten och al viIligt att uppratthalla
den. Men han fruktar for att
den nuvarande stallningen mellan
Sverige och Norge kommer att
Ieda derhan, att Frankrike och
England nu icke villa taga de
steg till traktatens f0rnyande,
som arc n0dvandiga efter skis
messan Han sager:
"Traktaten ar sardeles vigtig
for Norge, i Diet den garanterar
Diet b~esittningen af hela dess
kuststracka."
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20

sina kommentarier narrower
sager Temps att traktaten fran
1855. som sparrar rysk expansion
mot vester. just nu framdrages
som EFT betydelsefullt moment,
i Diet den fyller en- mission mot
svarande den engelsk- japanska
alliansen i ostern. Den emstan-
digheten att denna traktat upp-
hafdes vid skilsmessan och att er
ny maste afslutas, derest des:
principer skola kunna hafdas, gif'
yer plotsligt den skandinavisks
krisen stor International betty
delse.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20

rop skyndade fadern till och
markte icke EFT taggtradsstangsel,
som han ref omkull, hvarvid han
blef at med EFT stycke kott fran
sin kropp och fSrstSrde sina by
xor, som ocksa voro varda 20
mark. En- gammal ko begag-
made sig at halet j stangslst, be-
gaf sig i ragakern och at sig till
dods af den praktisa grodan. HUI
strun hade hort ovasendet, skyn.
dade at, stotte omkull EFT karl
med fyra kannor CRADLE, som hot
ut i en- korg, i hvilken lago nagra
kattungar, som drunknade, och
f0rlorade i forskrackelsen sin
tandrad, som tandlakaren varde-
rade till I2e mark. Babyn, som
nu var ensam, kraflade ocksa ON
kring i gradden och forstorde en-
praktig malta - 100 mark, I'm
der all denna oreda rymde aldsta
dottern med fogden och tog ur
pappas kassa $50 mark, hunden
bet ihjal elfva rufvande honor,
och kalfvarna tuggade sender lem
nya skjortor. som voro utlagda
till torkning.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
correspondents.

ON Nj ej kan bes6k mig personiigen. uppRif
skriftiigen de symptomer, som besvara or
NEST, och Nj erhaller cit uppriktigt och We
tenskapligt Omd0me r6rsnde edert fall tilIika
med var sista medisinska box: "Key to Hap
piness for Mankid"
En- stor maJoritet af fa'lkuRna botas genom
mitt system af demanding / hemmat, hvilket
ar Diet NEST. framgangsrika system, som ma
gOnsin uppfunnits.
Kostnaderna for en- bot aro resonabla och
inon alias. rackhall. och Jazz gifver hvarie
stodt af EFT stort kapital. att mira nina l0f-
ten.
Lakare, som hafva enyisa fail att behandla,
inbJudas ~hJertligt att radfraga mig.
Nina kontorstimmar aro fran [. m. till
Q. m; SAINT faSn 7 till s g. m S0ndagar endast
10 till l2.,
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
entered at the Post Office at SioHxCtty
iowa. rs second class mail matter.

IT'D etter AMMAN ings underrat'
telser fran Kina ON huru kline
serna soka boycotta amerikansk;
varor. Eft BRET fran en- ameri-
kansk mi sionar pa on Hainan be-
rattar ON den o~vilja, som redar
raider mot importerade american
ska varor, och huru denna ovilja
iblsnd kan uppsti.
Det har visat sig, att man langt
inne Amur. distriktet brukat den
metoden att insmuggla opium till
sammans med amerikanskt mjol.
Mer olyckligtvis rakade opiet och
mjoIet en- gang blitva samman.
blandade, hvilket hade till fold
att fl ra menni>kor blefvo forgit-
tade Karat uppstod Diet ryktet
att mjolet blifvit forgiftadt at rvs
sarne for att forgora japaneserna
och afven omvandt, att de sist-
namde forgiftat mjolet for att taga
lifvet at ryssarne. Delta rykte
sprsd sig med stor hast och myc-
ket vida, sa att man6oo mil fran
Diet stale, der iorgiftningsfallen
egt rum. kunde spara stor anti
patti mot amerikanska varor. I
s~jelfva Canton har man utslungat
hoteiser mot folk, som arbetar i
amerikanska affarshus. och de XII
nesiska handlandene hafva ingatt
en- o'verenskommelse sins emellan
att Fl handla med amerikanska
va'or. pa Stamina gang som de
afra Ia kinesiska kulier att hjelpa
till n~d lossningen at american
ska angare. Delta har dock 81
hiatt nSgon olagenhet till fold,
alldenstund Diet fnnes iullt upp
med siamesiska och malajiska al
betare vjd hammer.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
Fault af tragisE betydelse

arc dessa raider fran J. II. Simmons i Co
sey, la. Tank hvad som hade kunn6t blif
va f0ljde1 af hans ~forskrackiiga host q
ON han ej tagit den medicin, hvarom han
skrifver: jag hade en- f0rskracklig hosta
som st0rde min hvila ON natten. lag for
skte ALT moiligt, men iu0enting kuude
lindra den tiIls jag tog DR.. Kin " 8 New
Discovery for lungsot, hosta och f6rkyl-
Mug, som botade mig fullstandigt." Lin
irar geuast o. botar permanent ALA halls
och .lungsjukdomar. f0rekommer grip
och pneumonia. l Lungren & Andrews
apotek. Sioux City, Ia. Garanteras. SOC
och 81. Proflaska fIittt.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
Nervo-vital svaghe,

bet fnnes sakerligen meet offer for nervo-
vital svaghet eller manlig svaghet, som OF
hoppas att foryngras n gon cling.
Nj Dor 81 slappa edert tag pa hfyet. emedaR
dallga mealciner % k9nnat nots eder.
varierad $ att den passar for hvarje indivi-
duellt fall. ar en- osviklig bot for hvilRen en-
hel mangd aterstallda man dag hafva att
tacka sin mandom och lycka | tifVet.
Under behandliRgen f0rsyinna' snart alll
obehagliga symptomer,. forlust at liiskraft
upphor, manlig styrka Sterstalles. och man
dom g0res fullstandi!.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20

EN- TYSK TIDNING berattar fol-
jande vansinniga historic: En-
man, som var for girig for att
hsIIa sig med en- tidning. sande
sin lille Son for att lana tidningen
af grannen, som bestod sig en-
sadan. | bradss an sprang gossen
omkuil en- bikupa, som var ward
20 mark, och var inom nagra mi.
nu,er till oigenkan Iighet upp-
svalld af bistyng. Vid hans nod
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
Varicocele.

Varicocelc :edsatter lifskraften och forster
mandomens elementer.
Kirungin botar Diet sallan men f0rsvagar
alltid delarne.
vi visa hvarje dag at varicocele kan sakert
bOtas utan en- farlig smartsam och obehaglig
operation models knit. b%rannande eller p an
nat satt.
| stallet for att organen stympas och for
h6r helt och ballet och nastan 6Ronblickligen
svullnaden ligger sig smart, en- helsosam cirku
lation installer sig hastigt, och hvarje del af
crganismen, som paverkas af s~jukdomen.
aterStalles f"ullkOmliQt.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
DOCTOR WOOD,

erkand som den ledande och NEST franz
gangsrikA specialisten och p~opulart kand
som 'spciaIistmastaren' i Sioux City.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
Specific blodforgifnirg.

Snabb och energisk demanding DR. den enda
som nagOnsin horde begagnas / bekampan-
d I af denna 'konung" af onda sjukdomar.
Endast tillfallig lindring kan ernas af bad
andra minerala b~landningar och glitter.
Under Diet f0rflutna aret bar jag uppflnnit
och fu'lbordat en- bot for specidk blodf0rRift
ming, som DR. absolut saker snabb och per-
manent o. lemnari nga skadliga ertereffekter
Hvarie yttre symptom f6rsyinner smart,
medan blodet. vdfnaderna, nerfibrerna, be-
men och hela systemet renas. starKas och Ster-
stallas till fullkomlig helsa och renhet.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
Striktur,

F6rsummad eller dalig b~ehandlad striktur
forvarras och angriper smart under sin forst8
rande framfart hela urin. och k0nssystemet
~Skdrande, strackande. slitande AFRO
barbariska qvarlefvor fran gamla tidens o.
kunnighet.
De fullkomligt moderna originella metoder
SON anvandas af mig vid behandlingen M
ems fasor och absolut sakra och smartfria.
ALA abnorma vaxter uppI6sas och lemna
urinr0ret Hlldeles 0ppet och fritz fran hinder,
hyarje onaturlig flytning storpas, och all ret
ming | ~urinkanalen och trakten al prostate.
korteln, bla san och njurarne upph6r.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
HOGGRADIG
BEHANDLING!

Den man. hvars lifskraft blifvit utt 6md ge-
nom Observation-Disclosures harjningar. har ej rad
att underkasta sig experiment, som manga
man olyckligtvis hafva gjort. ned dsliga lake
medeL Just emedan de synes vara billiga.
Hans fall krafver och Dor erhalla den basta
demanding den medicinska professionen kan
gifva.
Alt hvad grundlig lardom, utmarkt skicklig-
het. stor erfarenhet och en- genomeaende We
tenskaplig u%trustning pa kontOret kunna ut
RITA CORES nu for den help de behofva, och
mitt NAL ar att gifva dem en- battre behand-
ling och hastigare bot an de kunna erhalla an
norstades.
En- bot ar just hvad Nj onskar, och vi kunna.
garantera eder en- sldan till EFT sa lagt pris
som ar ~f6renligt med en- hoggradig behandling'
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20

Kladd / en- dragt. som sngal
manga ars anvandning, men med
rykte ON sig att hafva kungligt
blod i adrorna, passerade forliden
vecka genom Denver en- man vid
MANN Peder Fleming jemte hus-
tru och tvenne sma barn.
Hans historic tillhor Diet ro-
mantiska s!aget, ON ryktet och
han sjelf talar sanning. ALA kan
ma vi till den svenske kungen Carl
XV:s manga karleksafventyr och
losa forbindelser. Peder Fleming
ar frukten af EFT dylikt seminar :
mole, en- son at kungligt blod i an
dra ledet. Peders farmor var en-
fattig men vacker bondAicka, hvil-
ken den unge kungen pa en- at sina
resor fck ogonen pa. Ford fran
landtlifvets lugn till Diet glada
Stockholm olet hon smart en- af
hotvets lysande tjarilar och kun.
gems tavorit. En- gosse foddes
och den unga modern blef utstott.
en- sista mad gals hon en- liten
landtgard utanfor Stockholm =
och en- man. Peder tyckes ha
arft sin kunglige farfaders afven-
lynne. Imam anRu 10 ar
hade han Aackat hela Eu.
ropa kring och en- del at Asien.
Sa kom han till Amerika och arbe-
tade / grufvorna nara Des Moines
och nu ar han pa vag vesterut.
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
Oh Unga man 6nskas att

LARA SIG TELEGRAFERING OCH BOB-
FORING FOR JERNYAGAh $50 till 500 IN :
nadsafl6ning for vara graduenter eIler ocksa
begares ingenting for undervisnineen. Stor
0iterfragan pa telegraflster Vara sex skolor
AFRO de st3rstai America och endosserade AT
hyarje OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Bista tiden att
b6rja dr. nu. skrif for katalog.
Morse School of Telegraphy,
Cincinnati, o Buffalo. N. ", Atlanta, Ga,
La Crosse, Wis. Texarkana, Tex, San Fran
cisco, Cal. (Skrif Till nagon at dessa platser.)
Svenska monitoren., 1905-10-20
Planer att b1ifva rik

sla ofta Stint genom EFT pl6tsligt anfalI
af dyspepsia elIer forstoppning. Gift ej
tappt utan tag DR. Kings New Life Pills.
De tags ut de saker som hindra eder g.
nergi och gifva eder en- ny start. Bota
afvenledes hufvudvark och svindel.
Lungren och Andrews apotek, Sioux
City. Ia. Endast Csc Garanteras.
Las den nya, utmarkta folje-
ongen, "Bankirens HemIighet"
Fina parfvmer kunna erhallas
hos c c. Thelander.
ON nj viii ha en- god kopp katie
el'er CODA grocerier sa ga till
Breun, 4o7 Pearl Street.
On Nj har hosta, sd en- kop
EN- faska af Thelanders mpo und
Cough Syrup.
Breuns katie ar Diet basta.
Malatel@$e r ocn all slags ma
Observation-Disclosures pa lager hos
Anderson Abel.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

o
81 on
o
o. l.
last M a row O
How nteresing tmustb [ be o ow a
After all through
Auchcoyne s Oursef seen"
o
II
q wave Of recognito surge her
Mercy 1
umbrellas
vacation 1 ver"
the
life nilo n
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
Out Of His IenliOIi.

" But" says the kind
hearted kans, woman to
the individual who has ap-
piled at the kitchen door
for any old clothes or food
that may bo obtained, " l
don't see why you have to
beg for a living"
l wouldn't do IT," re-
sponds the gentleman Of
leisure. II I could find
any work to do at my
trade"
" Well, now. I'm sure II
you just looked around
town a little you could
pick up "a job at your trade.
what is your line of work.
anyway?"
I'm a deep sea diver,
ma am.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
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Warning.
o. - the three mon annrt

o, see the three men approaching.
Hurry, let Us hasten down this
alley and into another street ere
they discover US.
Why should We rush away from
them?
No they are not footpads, nor do
we owe them money
Listen. One Of them has just re-
turned from his vaca tion trip to the
woods and hs will want 10 tell how
many fish he caught and how many
chiggers caught him; the second
has just emerged from the hospital
after being relieved of his appendix
and S3S5.0O; while the third is on
the verge OF buying an automobile.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
Taking Chances.

There was once a
young man who met
two girls who were
constantly together.
Now, he was an astute
young man. and he de-
sired to say something
nice and agreeable to
the ladies, but he
kuew that If he paid n
compliment to one of
them, no matter which
one, the other would
instantly be hurt.
So he thought rapid
ly for a moment and
then said:
" An. / know why
you two girls are al
ways together"
e" And why?' asked
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

we can lluu.
The secretary makes
the necessary investi-
cation, but returns
discouraged.
Didn't you find any
poor families?" asks
the philanthropist.
d" Lots of them, sir,
but | can't decide
which is the poorest"
" And why?"
" Well, | find three
families in great des-
titution; each Of them
owns eighteen dogs.
and there is one extra
dog that seems to
make itself at home
with all three of the
families. None of them
will claim the dog. II
! could find which one
really owns that extra
dog IL would be.simple
to decide which is the
poorest"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

pervious TO the smiles
of tiatterers. Find me
8 u C h a m a n, a n d
whether he has any
military genius or not
ne shall command my
armies, for he can
learn the war game
quickly enough.
The C. h "a m b erlain
went out into The city
and returned at dusk
with a common look
ing man.
Sire, " he said,
" here is a person who
nils all the require
ments you have laid
down for the COM
mander of your ar
mics.
How sO?" asked
tn e kin G Of Sum-
whairre.
" He has been try
ing for four years to
learn to play the cor
net"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
EndOmitabIe.

The king Of Sumwhairre was seeking man
to lead his armies in what promised TO be a
long and discouraging campaign.
We must find a man who will keep plug
glng along" he said, through sunshine and
rain through JOY and sorrow, through laugh
ter and tears. urmiudful Of curses and i'm
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

II you see a man en-
deavOriug vigorously
10 get the attention Of
a few people who seem
10 want 10 talk about
something else, he ls
either telling about
his trip TO Portland or
he Is a war cOrTespon-
dent talking about
Manchuria.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

Our friend the inventor is telling with pardonable
pride of his success in getting up a new washing
machine, contrivance for washing dishes, another
for cleaning windows and still another for scrub
bing floors.
" Good" we say. Now ahead and invent some
thing that will wash boys face often as it needs
washing, and your fortune is assured"
" can't" he replies. sadly. There isn't any way
TO combine the dishwasher clotheswasher window
cleaner and floor scrubber."
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
-
THE STRONGER SEX.

See the man.
observe his craven air,
his look Of guilt, his oN-
preston Of dread.
Who and what Is he? Is
he one who is being
spreadeagled through the
magazines as the head uc-
tupus OF some kind Of a
system? Is he an escaped
malefactor? Is he a boat
rocker?
No, he Is none Of these.
Then what?
lie is simply a plain,
common, every day man,
who has taken his little
boy to the barber shop and
had his curls clipped off,
without consulting his
wife about It.
How strange!
ly will feel good over it ex-
and the barber.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

II IL wasn't for the
fooushness Of the ges-
lures, e cry m a n
knows he could make
an grafton that would
sway an audience as
he wished.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
An Unfailine Rule.

tell watermelon not" Fadoogus
81 learned how when a boy
What's pan?' Madoggus
and IL II plunk Il
s / plank
Madoggus but I've a
test
have?'
go |
alw fteenc cents cheaper
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

Humanity Is di-
vided into a number
OF strata, each Of
which says Of the
stratum beneath ~:
q" I suppose those
poor people really
get as much happi-
ness SIT % Hts as
we do"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
Expert Evidence.

Il want you to go through town," "
says the charitable magnate to his sec
retary, and find the very poorest
family here. want to make gift to
that family, but l must be sure that ii
is absolutely the most poverty stricken
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23
Made a Purchase.

Huh" growls the brutal hus-
band looking at the little piece Of
goods his wife is unwrapping
Huh, That's the way with
woman. Put In a whole day shop
ping, pester the life out Of clerks.
and wind up by coming home with a
sample Of something to see iflt will
match some thing else"
Sample, indeed" replies the
loving wife u want you to know,
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

Another thing that
cmbitters the honest
sweat that drlps down
the face Of the harvest
hand is that b, know
some one will drive by
the field and refer TO
him as a horuyhanded
son Of toll.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

the girls together
Because everybody that always chooses
homey companion that be enhanced
the
Either both girls would be angry or delighted after
a
And what do think happened?
The girls blushed he
together, each happy herself and
IINK OF HER for the other
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

Although it is true you give me beautiful
presents, yet how do know you may not forget me
within short timer Men are 50 tickle"
Don't very I've got to keep paying dollar
a week on that necklace for three years"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

Most ambitions are
merely variations Of
counting your chick
ems before they are
hatChed.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

But maybe LuCullus
did not tip the waiter
and so was able %
spend more money on
his feasts.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

The world must be
getting better when
we pay more attention
90 the man who moves
for peace than TO the
men who bring on a
war.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

John Henry Gazzup,
that this Is the goods
FOR my new bathing
suit"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

a friend in need is often
a friend in dread.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

After visiting twenty
seaside resorts. M. l.
Bleevitt has fallen in
to a bcwildered won
d e r m e n { as to the
whereabouts Of the
original Of the bathing
suit girl i'm the litho-
gran n ed advertise
ments.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

We have a lot Of fool
friends, but tn "a u X
heaven none Of them
is of the variety that
want to talk loud and
funny on a street car.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

outside Of novels and
the drama, did you
ever k n W "A girl
named Gladys?
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

Every man can re-
member at least once
when he played a
herO's part.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

Two nice things
about rheumatism: II
gives you something
to talk Of; and II
gets you lots Of SYM
pathy.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

If you investigate
their lives, you will
find tnat half the
women who want di-
vOrCes are married to
men who rocked the
boat at piCuiCs.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

And nobody will feel good over it ex
cept the boy and the barber.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-07-23

a woman 10 wear a Collarless waist
with elbow sleeves on a. hot even
ing and compels a man to smother
himself in a coat if he wants to sit
on his own porch.