The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-03
NTH the Long Boo.

He Fourth of July orator, who last year referred to
killing the calf that laid the golden egg " having
his wife run over his Grafton this year.
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Switzerland boasts cheese dating back to 1860 You
guess the while standing rods to the left
Which would you prefer have? Ten cents worth of
small crackers big 0cent cracker loaded with noise
to the muzze
Never go to bed with powder the face, says the
ladies' department. Of the Denver Times Especially this
advise timely this week.
On board the U s. man-of-war Texas in 1898, lived
cat named Susan. She the mascot Of the ship and
caused much among visitors and by jump
ing up and disappearing into the muzze of Pinch gun
which she used of refuge At the time OF the
bombarnen of atanzas Susan made grievous error OF
judgment AS fire about to be opened the town,
the cat, not knowing what planned crawed into the
12nch gun usual The Mortified gunners to whom the
had already been given did not dare to delay
unhtched the charge and rushed anxousy to see
what would happen to Susan just what the cat thought
when her haven Of refuge z her will never be known
but it must have been trying moment. The gunners
caught glimpse of mortified cat countenance she dis
appeared in the distance Her laid close to her
head but the hair her back stood straight and her
tail all bottle brushN After the the Spanlards
the Of the bombardmen Of Matan
hustled the city splitting fire and holerng
murder The inhabitants crossed themselves and the
incident omen of disaster.
This Of the times when the cat did not come
back Where she alighted and how never known 1t
she had mounted the projece and jumped off before it
struck she would have been safer but the thing was
probably fuse1ed
Eddie Brooks with his "uggage'' all tagged over with
s.Red Wing,'' "Anoka' ''Shakopee' and ''Chicago''
labels just back from the water and tells
why it is that the verdure Of England is very vivid
and enduring green
explain the whole thing you,'' said Eddy,
pompousy Any country be made just perpetual and
vivid green the suburbs Of dear old London First
over there pillow the soil very carefully, then harrow it
lust carefully, and then pillow it again and harrow
lit and cultivate it for the next seasons crop. And we
keep this up for about nine hundred years. By that time
the fields begin to look green and tidy, the year round
you will keep your lawn up for 900 years. it's verdure
will surprise you You can't make sod in ten fifteen
years.
YS When Mr. Brooks in Edinburgh the Associated
Booksellers Scotland gave him dinner and for Lord
Roseberry, who made the talk de resistance Called to
respond the toast 'Prize Judiciousy Placed Our
15Cent Counter Eddies bay window, when it appeared
above the fesal board, e table, greeted with Nmu
applause The speaker made fecous reference
to the American eagle the proud bird Of the free.
49,
N Dundas R. Campbell and bride Of New York city, in
stead Of going Boston their wedding trip planned
had go surgeons office and be sewed up while Mrs
Campbell ''momma' had to have long scalp wound treat
ed The trouble that the Prize Donkey Of the wedding
you know him, let go of old shoe said shoe coldine
with the drivers This threw the driver out of hi
reckoning trolley got the entire party most
the being done by broken glass. lot of the othe
threw rice but the Intelligent Gentleman emitted
the SHOE Wash It that happy thought? And original
I.4 ..- "A j. R.