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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
BACK FROM WONDERLAND.
Miss Roosevelt and Party Will At.
 tempt Record Home Run.

Miss Roosevelt and Party Will At.
 tempt Record Home Run.
 SAN FRANCISCO, Oct. 24. The steamer Siberia with Miss Alice Roose- welt and E. H. Hartman aboard has arrived. The engines of the Siberia were crowded to their utmost capacity and the steamer broke the record for the run across the Pacific, her time be- ing 10 days 10 hours 2s minutes.
 The plans of Miss Roosevelt and her party were changed during the voyage from the orient, and no stop was made here. They were transferred from the Siberia to the tug Arab and taken d. rect to Oakland, whence they left at 3:30 o'clock in the afternoon for the east over the Ogden route of the South ern Pacific railroad. An attempt will be made to beat all previous records between Yokohama and New York.
 It will be the effort of Mir Hartman to make the race to Chicago in fifty hours flat. six hours faster than the best records standing at this time.
 The plan Is to make the run from Chicago to New York three hours un- der the record of the New York Gen. trsl hier.
 All the presents that arrived were merely inexpensive moznentos of the trip such as any one travelling in strange countries would receive" said the presidents daughter. There was really nothing remarkable about my trip, and I cannot understand why so much fuss was made about it. had an exceptionally fine time and enjoyed every moment that was away. The only thing that I regret is that so many nonsensical stories were circulated re- garding me"
 Mir. Hartman said:
 "Our visit to the orient has been one not only of much pleasure to us all, but interesting and instructive. We were treated by all classes. especially in Japan. win the utmost courtesy and consideration" .a
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24

last time he came through Alabama he said he was going with his owfT regl- ment to the Spanish war and in that regiment were more men whose fa- thers wore the gray than those who wore the blue. They displayed but one spirit, the spirit of seeing who could do most for our flag.
 Referring to, the Panama canal, the president said he did his best to bring about it's completion for the benefit of the whole people. but particularly for the benefit of the gulf states. Origi- nally, he said, he favored the Nicaragua route, but when 1t was demonstrated that it must be the Panama canal or nothing he favored the Panama route, as he wanted to see a canal built, and one will be built. notwithstanding the efforts of certain people who are striving by their circulation of false rumors or other methods to delay or defeat the construction of the canal, the president said they will be dlsap- pointed, for there is going to be a canal. Health conditions on the isth- mus. he said. are better now than ever before The president said:
 If we build the canal we must pro tect it and police it ourselves. We must therefore bring up and keep up our navy to the highest point of ef- ficieney.
 Tn the event of war the American people must rely mainly upon it's vol unteer soldiers. While 1t Is compara- lively a simple act to turn a man into quite a good soldier. you can neither Improvise a battleship or the crew of a battIeshlp. It is not necessary that we should have a particularly large navy. but 1t is necessary that ship for ship it should be a little the best in the world
 The president concluded his speech by referring to hN pleasure at seeing the children. the future citizens of this country.
 ''The fathers and mothers must see to 1t that the children are properly trained in order to keep up the stand ard of our country.
 aI know that the rest of you will not grudge my saying that most of all I am touched by the sight of men who wore the gray in the great paradlng here to day.
 T have just been presented by Judge Semmes with beautiful badge. I passed by the statue Of Admiral eemmes as we drove up hither. Admi- raI SemmeS had under him on tie Ala bama one of my nncles. and 1t was an- ether uncle who built the Alabama The judges sister. the admiraFs daugh- fer. Is the wife of that distinguished ex-Confederate wbo by his rule as gov ernor Of the Philippines has held aloft the record of American rule for intez- rity. efficiency and frmness.
 ~In all of my receptions the one ae corded in your city was the grandest. . said President Theodore Roosevelt. President Roosevelt fairly captured the people Of ifs southern city. and men who a few mozents before said they would not weIcome him cheered him to the echo.
 The president uIH next visit Tuske- ese. Montgomery. Birmingham and Little Rock. Ark. and ThursdAy he win vfsff New Orfeans. leaving that city h the evening on a government war vessel for WashinEfoa.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
Just Called Him Theodore.

ATLANTA. Ga, Oct 24 Calling him Theodore and batting him on the shoulder. Mrs. W E. Baker received President Roosevelt in Harrington hall. her home at Roswell. Mrs. Baker was bridesmaid when the presidents moth CT was married. She was unable to attend the reception, so the president went to her home. And this is Theo- dore.- she said. extending her hand T am so glad to see you. Theodore" {" Patting the president on the shoulder. she told him how his mother looked when she was married.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
PRETTY CUSHION COVER.
The Design Here Described Is One at Present Favored by the Fancy
 Work Folk.

The accompanying design is for . cushion cover and can be embroidered on heavy white. green or blue linen, writes Sarah Hale Hunter, in the Phila- delpphia Press.
 If white is used the flowers should be worked ia three shades of pink or yel- low flo floss, using the deepest color near the center of the flower. and tha lightest shade at the edge
 The dots in the center must be worked in French knots in yellow floss. Use
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
SOLDIERS IN PANIC.
Some "Reminiscences Which Show They Occurred on Several oeca-
 sions During Civil War.

"Iu western Virginia saw company that had fought for hours against a reg
 iuent of confeds wilt when one of our own regiments dashed up and pep pered the boys in the backs.~ says the major, in the Chicago Inter Ocean This was too much and for the first time that day the men on the firing line were scared. As they turned to bolt they saw the captain shaking hEs hst at the Twenty-six.h Ohio In our rear. and heard above the confusion the captains Foscs In a swearing stunt that beat the
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24

three shades of dull green for the leaves. putting the deepest shade at the top ol the wreath and the lighfest at the p5ins
 Both flowers and leaves should ba worked in the solid satin. or the Iona and short stitch. If the cushion cover in of blue or green linen, the flowers must be done in white. The dots and ovai figures should be embroidered with c heavy outline stitch, corresponding in color to the flowers
 Mercerized cotton could be used In. stead of flo floss. if preferred. but the silk makes more effective cover.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
Baex.d the Prince.

During the recent German army ra. neuvers. Prince Harold. of Denmark. with his regiment. vas expecting an attack al seven a n. But the enemy had the bad manners to arrive af four and bazgsd the prince and his men while they were asleep. The prince Is thinking of protesting to The HaE1s trfhunzL
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
Distinctive Dinerene.

she-Did It ever occur to you that nearly all male poets and pianssts have very long hair?
 He-Yes; but there is a distinctive difference.
 How so9'
 The long hair of a poet hsner down. while that Of a pianist stands up.--Chicaso Daily News.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
Rn..ian Wit.n.u

The white fas which vas hoisted nr the Ruzzian destroyer Biedovi when Admiral Rotsstvensky surrsndersd to the Jzpansse. has been ssnt to Toxic. IL was a tablssicth in the wsrdruom. the sire being about nine feet by Ave feel II wiIl be placed on erhahftiuu ia the military museum st Tohin.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
ons Csuc. Isft

When a man has succee5sd in mak- ing failure of everything eiss he nay yst bs able to find a boarding houss landlzdy who will marry him and lst him stay around the house.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
Mouu in Bon

Experts calculate that Irish bogs are capable of turning out 50 .0oa. GO tons of fuel a year for 1000 years. and if this were sold it would bring Ia sso eco .ooo a year.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
TnvsI Eorn-

Tt must be fine to be an actor she said Travelling brcadsns the mind So. doesn't it7" Not near as muo5 . be murmured. abssntly. "ss it broad ens the feet--cIeveland Leader.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
CnN Man

Man is said to be close when he Is dis tant to his friends who wantto borrow money.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
wct s~rsts Either.

The -sfr secrets of beauty are set flown as. -simpie food. ~olnd sleep. sweet air. soff water. su@clent sxer- rsss. and serene temper
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-10-24
cn.hmsrs Pafte-ns-

The patterns which adorn cashmere shawIs are copied from the leaf of the bsgunt2
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
The Milk Powder Industry.

During the last few years we have
heard more discussion as to the posi-
blllty OF making milk powder than
ever before. The milk powder aimed
at is one in which the proteids retain
their normal condition, and need only
water added to them to change back
into normal milk. This preservation
OF the proteids in their natural con-
dltlon is considered by scientists to
he the essential requisite OF the milk
powder. There are powders on the
market. but they are merely the result
OF evaporating milk, and can no more
be changed back into milk than cheese
can be so changed There are many
efforts being made to induce farmers
to put their money into these projects,
but the men being solicited should re-
member that up to the present time
there have been no indications that
any discoveries have been made max
ing such a milk powder possible.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Could Get No Rest,

Freedom, Mimi, Sept. 18th (Spe.
ciaD-Mr. R. Z. Coward. a we'll known
man here. is rejoicing in the relief
from suffering he has obtained
through using Dodds Kidney Pills.
His experience is we'll worth repeat.
ing. as it should point the road to
health to many another in a similar
condition.
Il had an aggravating case OF Kid
ney Trouble" says Mr.. Coward, that
gave me no rest day or night but using
few boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills put
new life in me and feel like new
man.
Il am happy to state have received
great and wonderful benefit from
nodd's Kidney Pills. would heartily
recommend all sufferers from Kidney
Trouble to give Dodd's Kidney Pills a
fair trial as ! have every reason to
believe it would never be regretted"
Dodd's Kidney Pills make you feel
like a new man or woman because
they cure the Kidneys. Cured kidneys
mean pure blood ana pure blood
means bounding health and energy in
every part Of the body.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
REMEDIES USED az MILLIONS.
Truth About the Popular proprietary
Medicines"

The recent campaign against the
use of proprietary medicines, conduct
ed in the columns of the Ladies' Home
Journal and Golfers Weekly, has
evoked an answer from the Commit
tee on Legislation of the Proprietary
Association. The committee says:
''In considering the question raised
by recent attacks upon proprietary
medicines. e'ery reasonable man will
admit thar there is wide and legiti-
mate field for the manufacture and
sale of medicines already prepared
for general use and easily Obtainable
at all times and everywhere.
As a matter of fact these medicines
are not patented at all. and the popu-
lar use of the word patent in con-
nection with them is misnomer. Any
pharmacist will tell you that practi-
cally the only patent medicines in
use to-day are those which are manu-
featured either by foreign or domestic
pharmaceutical houses, and which are
now almost exclusively dispensed by
physicians or designated by them in
their prescriptions.
1.-The medicines which are now the
subject of wholesale attack by Mr..
Box and Editor Hapgood are the old
fashioned family remedies properly
described as proprietary medicines
They are the favorite remedies among
millions of people all over the coun-
try; and, Notwithstanding the constant
-
prejudice against them, no one ever
yet heard of any of the millions OF
users of such remedies asking for
legislation or other action averse to
them
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
WON'T BUY soNl A PAPER.
Anna Gould Can Burn Her Money in
O ther Ways.

All in vain have been Count Boni
de Castelline's pleadings for the pur-
chase of the Paris Press His wife,
formerly Miss Anna Gould, still posi-
lively refuses to buy it for him and set
him up as an editor. The countess is
reported to have said that Boni has
had too many expensive playthings to
weary OF and throw aside, and that
she doesn't propose to risk any more
OF her money in what she feels is
nothing lnore than passing whim
The count. much upset by this direful
state Of things, will make no overtures
to end the serious family quarrels it
has caused. His wife, he says, is not
Only withholding shekels but immortal
fame. for the Paris Press is a his
toric paper which was founded by
Emil Girardin, and many of Balzacs
novels first appeared in it in serial
form. The paper is to be sold because
OF the failure of it's owner, who was
caught in recent sugar crash.-New
York Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
SOME ONE-LINE AUTHORS,
Writers Whose Fame Rests Upon a
Single Book or Quotation.

writers whose Fame Rests Upon q
Single Book or Quotation.
1t is one of the many odd expert
ences of life that, while some men in
pursuit of fame write a library of
books and die and are forgotten, other
men, under some happy inspiration,
write single line, poem or volume,
and are forever ranked with the i'm.
mortals.
In some cases Immortality goes
a-begging from the modest shrinking
of an author to claim his offspring,
as in the case of the oracle who
penned the eloquent word Don't" in
answer to Punch's request for advice
to those about to marry.
Very few read Congreve nowadays,
and fewer still could quote half a
dozen lines from any of his poems
and dramas; and yet to many who
have never even heard his name there
are few lines more familiar than the
oft-quoted and misquoted, Music
hath charms to soothe the savage
breast"
Charles Wolfe, the Irish divine and
poet, wrote many poems Of excellence,
but only one redeems him and all his
works from obscurity, and of this few
could get beyond the first line. I'VE
buried him darkly at dead Of night. %
Thomas Gray has left one legacy
only from all his writings, but that is
ILL, IL LII Y,.IA
ten in a Country Churchyard," tho
most widely quoted poem in our lam
guage. Yet those who can recite every
word Of it could probably not even
give the name of single other poem
by the same writer.
Lady Anne Barnard would have no
place at all in the public memory II
she had not written AUD Robin
Gray" U
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
GOOD BLOOD / FOR q BAD |:
Nhsumatism and Other Blood DIS.
eases are Cured BY Or. WiiiIams'
Pink Pills,

a.t E95 Evs. GlnH tStu9s a4.HIEA .u i.
SIN tho lead mines I was at work on my
knees with my elbows pressed against
rock walls. in dampness aud extremes of
cold," said Mr.. j. G. Meukel, of 1915
jackson avenue, Dubuque, Iowa. iii de-
scribing his experience to reporter,
land it il not surprising that con-
tracted rheumatism. For three years
had attacks affecting the joints of my
ankles, knees and elbows. My ankles
aud knees became so swollen could
scarcely walk on uneven ground and q
little pressure from q stone under my
feet would cause me so much pain that I
would nearly sink down. was often
obliged to lie in bed for several days at q
time. My friends who were similarly
troubled were getting no relief from
doctors and did not feel encouraged to
throw money away for nothing. BY
chance I read the story of Robert Yates,
of the Klauer Manufacturing Co.. Of
Dubuque, who had a very bad case OF
rheumatism. decided to try DIR. Will
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People, the
remedy he bad used. In three or four
weeks after beginning to use the pills, I
was much better and in three months I
was well. The swelling of the joints
and the tenderness disappeared, could
work steadily aud for eight years have
had no return of the trouble. My whole
family believe in DR.. Williams Pink
Pills. Both my sons use them. We
consider them household remedy that
we are sure about"
What DR.. Williams Pink Pills did for
Mr.. Meukel they are doing for hundreds
of others. Every dose sends gallopiug
through the veins, pure, strong, rich, red
blood that strikes straight at the cause OF
all ill health. The new blood restores
regularity, and braces all the organs for
their special tasks. Get the genuine DIR.
Williams Pink Pills at your druggists
or direct from the DIR. Williams Medi-
cine Co., Schenectady, NY.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Purchasing Fowls or Eggs.

purchasing fowls or Eggs.
We are frequently asked the ques-
ton if, in starting with pure-bred
stock, it is better to buy the fowls or
buy the eggs. Our answer will de-
pend on the season Of year in which
the question is asked. If in the
spring, We would say, buy the eggs.
If in the fall, we would say, buy the
fowls. If one should buy the eggs at
this time of year, they would need an
incubator in which to hatch them, and
even then the fowls would not be
ready to begin laying until the next
summer. They might even moult be-
fore beginning to lay. In purchasing
half-srown birds this season of the
year, about one season is gained over
the production from the eggs. There
is another thing that favors the buy
ing OF fowls, and that is that one can
tell just what he is getting. In pur-
chasing eggs, it is possible for seri-
GUS mistakes to be made, as it is not
possible from the looks of the egg
to tell whether its parents are pure
bred or not. In developing the pure.
sred flock, it is better to depend on
me purchasing of fowls and also on
the purchasing of eggs.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Fall Work in the Vegetable earder

Fall Work in the Vegetable Garden.
There is much work needed to be
done in the vegetable garden in the
fall. When spring comes there is no
time to properly prepare land that has
to be used for the first garden crops
i'll the spring. The land must be prop.
erly prepared in the fall. must be
plowed and narrowed. and must re.
ceive a heavy dressing of barnyard
manure. This is available for plant
food only after it has decayed, and
If it is put on in the spring, the early
plants do not get the benefit of it,
except in a very small degree. But
where it is plowed in the fall, the
process of decay goes on while the
ground is still open, and nearly all
the plant food is in a condition to be
assimilated as soon as the ground is
warm enough to work in the spring.
The greatest cause of failure in some
farmers gardens is this very ignor-
ance OF the fall preparation. The gar
deners near the great cities never for
get fall preparation of their land. In
no other way could they satisfy the
demands for early vegetables.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Sheep NostriI Fly.

An official publication In Lon
don says that the shepherds
in some parts of the country
are controlling the sheep nostril fly
by treatment with tar, fish oil, and
similar substances. The added pre-.
caution is taken to remove the sheep
from pasture that is known to be in
tested before it is time for the ap-
pearance of the mature flies.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Fuel for Pumping Water.

In these columns at various
great progress being made at
the New Mexico station in it's in
vestisations OF irrigation by pumped
water. The cost of fuel per acre has
been shown to be very small, whether
wood or coal has been used. The sta
cheaper fuel in crude oil. A 22-horse
power gasoline engine was used and
the cost OF the ten-hour run was as
follows: Crude oil. $3.O5; kerosene.
s6.57; gasoline, s6G5. This will be of
great interest to those who are put
ting in plants to irrigate their gar.
lens and plats by means of pumps.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Staining Legs Yellow. Z

Some of the exhibitors of
birds with yellow skin, where
the standard requires yellow
leg. use iodine to give intensity Of
color. The application must be a very
light one, as the iodine will produce
soreness if used in large quantities.
The practice, however, is not one that
can be commended, as every bird ex-
shibited should stand on Its own merits.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Cooperative creameries in lreIane

Cooperative Creameries in ireland.
Cooperation is becoming perman-
ent feature of Irish butter making:
The cooperative creameries there
have made good records and have
proved very profitable. They have in
the main produced butter that has
sold we'll on the English market. The
result has been good returns for the
product of the creameries and good d.
vidends to the co-operators. Recent
reports from Ireland give the number
of cooperative creameries now in ex-
istence there as 367. These have 49,
299 members, and the creameries are
turning out $4,000 tons of butter every
year.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Guess What.

Vow. Mabel" cautioned her moth
er. you mustn't SIT our on that damp
beach tonight without anything
around YOU.
Il won't. mother promised the duti.
fl daughter. George will attend 20
that all right. @-I-ouisyi!e Courier.
journal
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
A Forward Ace.

Back to the Soil'' admonishesH. Ri.
der Haggar p" Back to the people,"
says Brother Bryan. Back to Balti.
more" comes the hur6y-gurdy's re.
frain. This is forward age, my mas.
tiers.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Choice of Evils.

Singleton-Just as soon as a WON.
an can manage man her love begins
to cool.
Wedderly-Yes; and just as soon as
she discovers she can't manage him
she begins to make it hot for him.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
DiSFlGURING HCMOR.

der-Doctor Said Lady Would Be
Disfigured for Life-Cuticura
Works Wonders.
81 suffered with eczema all over my
body. My face was covered; my eye.
brows came out. | had tried three
doctors. but did not get any better
then went to another doctor. He
thought my face would be marked for
life, but my brother-in-law told me to
get Cuticura. | washed with Cuticura
Soap, applied Cuticura Ointment, and
took Cuticura ResOlvent as directed
I could brush the scales off my face
like powder. Now my face is just as
clean as it ever was.-Mrs. Emma
White, Gal Cherrier Place, Camden,
N. j.. April rs, 'O5."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-22
Useless Exertion.

DoctorSo. you. haven't. coughed
much today?
Patient. No; what was the use?
There was nobody in the house to hear
me.