The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1905-12-30
Dineo from the mino
BY
JAyES BARTON ADAMS
1nEtNevirAsLE RESULT.

1HE INEVITABLE RESULT.
seemed To be imbued with hu-Jie and crea ted
quite hustle when he came to Town and
opened up store
Quit. regardless of expenses he bedecked vho''
miles Of fences with marking brush il
lettering galore
with rubber stamp be printed fancy la,,si
head. and squin,ed with delight in thins
ing row he'd saved his ''ehink:''
Said he wss too wise TO ssuander precious mon
ey over yonder at the little shop that smei., d
Of printer ink.
Then he waited and he waited for the trate
that seemed telated, wore his trousers froE
much sitting through the seat.
And he wondered what attraction made his J
ers all get action on his advertising rive
down the street
With his rasteboard signs the niggard had /.
store front door all disfgurcd telling Of tra
many things he had t. sell,
But The people all would eye EN- s'pieioo,ly
they pas by EN-, seemed ~ idoks b. gs
to go u grass.
Now IL. state Of sad OBJECTION be Is working or a
section of the road for dollar nan a dAy.
Aud hi slgs upon the fences and other evi-
dences Of hts business shrewginess % SLOW y
fade away.
While hi 4d, cruising rival shows again how fr e
survival ofthe fttest i the rule the VIII -
world o'er;
He is overrun with patrons, sous and daddi
maids snd matro-s and is building an al
ditian to his store
This the lesson that II teaches. You may see III
longed for peaches hnnsins on the busin, $
tree with bloom afu,h.
But you never eau secure them, cannot frou
their p aces lure them with the awkwa
flourish ofthe marking brush.
You msy plaear1 all creation with lampbla
invitation for the gems To fall and 'rou
your trotters roll
But your Cheap John Schemes will fail you, 70
the cross win surely pail you, you must kno ,
him With the advertisement pole.
Millionaire Corey should have needed
the ancient advice; "Be sure you are
off with the oil love before lay ing in
new stock of goods
A New Jersey footpsd demanded leash
or kisses from young lady whom be
held up. She reached home safely and
net penny out.
An eastern editor explains that bears
sleep in winter because the presiden
doesn't go bunting iu that season, ami
they must have some time TO sleep.
A gidiy young maiden of Lincoln
Told her fellow: TO my way of thincoln
The girl who would we'd
Is Il foolish saphead"'
And it drove the poor fellow to drincoln
1t is said that Congressman mick -
Longworth proposed seven tunes to
Miss Alice Roosevelt before landing her
Most any other girl would have gobbIed
the wealthy and distinguished young
man the first dash out Of the box.
I'VE sit supnely down while being
robbed - says Governor Hoch OF Kansas
Not in Colorado, governor. We stand
perpendicular up with our hands in the
air.
why don't you give that dirty yonng un bath9
The minister asked with showing of wrath.
And the mother replied Cause | haven't no
I've sewed on his clothes for the winter you
know"
Sir Archibald Geike, the famous
geologist, predicts another deluge.
There be many who think another
one is needed for the same cause that
brought the irst one.
Ian Maclaren says if he had his life to
live over again he would preach shorter
sermons. Recall this fact, dear Young
ministers, when your hearers begin to
yawn and show evidence of fear that the
Sunday dinner may get cold.
Congressman Longworth is member
Of the house committee on foreign
affairs, but will soon devote much at
tention to domestic affairs.
The moon and stars in splendor grand
Begem the blue December skies
As he and she go strollins, and
Cast at each other googoo eyes.
He swenrs by those same stars above,
In words that set her heart swhirl,
Her life shall be a dream of love,
And she believes 1t all-poor girl,
Charity now covers a multitude of
shius in New YORK A woman of that
CITY has uiyen 10 ono pairs Of socke 70