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The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
"Me. Him and p at the s.and

Bickel, Watson and Wrothe. three
clever comedians, an excellent chorus
and a Vivacious soubrette combine to
make merry in very goOl musical
farce entitled Me, Him and l." at the
Grand this week. The whole enter
tainment is a huge success. and IS the
most laughable thing that has been at
the Grand this season.
The piece had its inception in bur
lesque and it remains burlesque, but of
the better sort. The play has been ex-
panded and more ornately staged, the
dialogue rewritten and frightened. The
three comedians needed no further
ornamentation nor polishing. They are
a quaint trio collectively and indfvid-
ually. Each displays a distinctive vein
OF broad comedy that compels laughter,
even though dialogue and stage bust
ness be all sheer nonsense. George
BickePs bit of burlesque as the band
master in the second act is excruciat-
ingly funny. He and Wrothe play a
popular selection from III Trovatore"
and also "Hiawatha" with some slight
departure from the correct score that
set the house roaring with laughter
last night. Watson, as the tramp is
quite as funny as his confreres. The
three combined in the singing of "Aber
Nit" a catchy topical song that was
repeatedly encored.
1HS HlGtlI VI the entertainment. now
ever, is not all restricted to the prin-
cipal trio. The chorus is large, spright-
ly and shapely and fairly efficient vo-
cally. In the latter respect the slight
deficiencies of tonal quality are COW
cred by the vim and spirited interpre-
-tation of the musical numbers The
costuming is diversified and picturesque
and even novel in one or two instances.
The equine dress in the last act is an
innovation to the WardrObe
The Vivacious soubrette referred to
is Eta Pierce, who presented a charm
ing impersonation of Seattle Sal.
Somewhat lacking in strength of voice,
she nevertheless interpreted her al
lotted songs most pleasingly and
most popular number was clever
song. Harry, Harry" in which the
spotlight man assisted and with re-
markable precision spotted" the bald
heads in the audience, greatly to the
delight of those whose domes of
thought were we'll thatched. The glis-
tening pate of a we'll known Elk under
the light aroused great enthusiasm.
There are numerous good musical
numbers throughout the piece and most
of them are new. In fact most COM
mendable feature OF the play IS the
entire absence of well worn or even
made over material. 1t is fat enter
tainment, full of action and fun, which
is never allowed to become tiresome.
Creditable impersonations OF the va
rious characters were given by Helen
Spencer as Vera Hartburn, an emo
tional actress; John J. MCGOWAN as
Klondike Charley, Thomas Carlton as
western millionaire or pleasure bent
and by Emily Sanford and Frances
Bayliss as two girl chums.
The scene aboard q yacht and the
klondike scene are picturesque and
the lighting effects are praiseworthy
Bowery BurlesqUeSs at the Star
The entertainment presented by the
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The PundIt,s DAUGHTER

Ethels father. the very learned pun
dit. had made his study respected by all
but Ethel. From the time she could tod
die alone she would have no other nurs-
cry, and her favorite amusement was to
"derange all papa's books that she could
reach, a sport which sometimes caused
Plato to stand on his head and left grave
bishops and divines in acrobatic atti-
tudes. One day, when a meeting Of
scholars was to be held. the very learned
pundit. well knowing the outcries produc-
ed by a command to go, tried the So
cratic method.
Come. Ethel; show papa how you can
run TO mamma.
I'D rather show how 1 can sit in a
'tudy'' lisped Ethel. sitting down firmly
M. Inlay. 60 Weirfield street, Brooklyn,
in New York Globe.
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TODAY'S WEATHER

WASHINGTON. April 16.-Forecast:
Minnesota and Wisconsin-Fair Monday
and Tuesday; warmer Tuesday, fresh
northwest winds.
Upper Michigan-Fair Monday, except
snow fluTries along the lake; Tuesday fair,
warmer fresh northwest winds.
Tuesday.
North and South Dakota-Monday and
Tuesday fair; warmer Monday.
Montana-Fair in east. snow or rain in
west portions Monday; Tuesday fair.
ST. Paul-Observations taken yesterday
by the United States weather bureau,
w. Z. Oliver, observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at O'Clock last night
barometer corrected for temperature and
elevation): Barometer. 1922; relative hu-
midity 81; weather. partly cloudy: maxi
ture, 2S; daily range. 10; mean tempera-
ture, SO; p. IN. temperature, Al; wind at
p. m. northwest: precipitation. o.
Yesterdays temperature at other points:
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Germany and Morocco

The rumor that Germanys attempt
to circularize the powers in behalf of
her Moroccan interests has failed is
perhaps premature, but il indicates the
probable fate of a superfiuous initia-
tive. The only reason for a general
expression In favor of the open door is
that French assurances are not to be
belleVed. Germany is likely
to get little advantage from this sort
of Quixotry I'm the name of commerce,
and ii is well that Secretary Taft gave
no comfort to a rapprochement on so
unreal a basis.-New York Evening
Post
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state, the experiments upon whose re-
based, the improvement of live stock
breeds, and many other things that
make for the betterment of the farmer,
are the work of the school. 1t has been
demonstrated that the agriculture of
the schools is the brand of agriculture
to which the farmer must come. And the
better the equipment of the school the
better service the farmer will get Ac-
knowledging these things, 1t must also
be acknowledged that it is the business
of the state to promote by every posi-
BILE means the welfare of this institu-
ton.
1t has been shown to the legislature
the school. 1t is a fact beyond ques-
tion that there is at present no hall in
which all the students may gather for
lectures or other purposes, and it is
certain that it is needful that the stu
dent body be gotten together frequent
ly. The present need of such build
ing is a pressing one. The amount of
money involved in the appropriation is
comparatively insignificant-consider-
ing all the possibilities of the school.
Let US hope that the gentlemen of
the house will sacrifice something else
If need be and reinstate in the appro-
priation bill this item of $4,000 which
appears to have been cut out without
proper consideration or investigation.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
A Christian Science Kick

On the Morningside Heights lives
Christian science family, in which the
children are brought up most strictly
after the latest methods of the new
light. One morning the mother. coming
down the steps. saw her little daughter
kick her small brother in a most profane
and unholy fashion. He screamed Justify
as though pain in the shin We're not IAN
error and unreality."
Daughter. daughter" cried the moth
er?''
No. mamma; no mamma" returned
the little Eddyite. quite unaba shed; Il
went TO kick Error and it fell on broth
er.''-M. Drisler, $50 West SeveAty- first
street
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
BRIDGE AT ST. LOUIS TO
BE OPENED THIS WEEK
OIdtime Ferry Boat System Will Be
Abolished

ST. LOUIS, April 16.-The new steel
bridge constructed by the st. Louis
Southwestern railway over the Missis-
sippi river at Thebes, H., will be open
ed TO traffic next Tuesday. The bridge
was erected at a cost of $3,5OOOO0
and three years of labor. 1t is q dou-
BILE tracked, high leveled structure, the
plan involving what is known as the
fixed, through and canulever spans.
There are five spans. The bridge is
231 feet high and 3,S07 feet in length.
The opening of the structure to traf-
fic will cause the ferryboats to be
abandoned and result in shortening
the Cotton Belts schedule time.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Among the Merrymakers
A Whistler Story

A friend of the late James McNeill
Whistler saw him on the street in London,
few years ago. talking to a very ragged
little newsbOy. AS he approached to speak
to the artist he noticed that the boy was
as dirty a specimen of the London
"NewSy' as he had ever encountered-he
seemed as smeared all over-literally COW
cred with dirt.
Whistler had just asked him question
and the boy answered:
Yes, sir, I've been selling papers three
years"
How old are you?" inquired Whistler.
Seven. sir
"Oh. you must be more than that
mo. sir, ! amt"
Then turning TO his friend, who had
overheard the conversation, Whistler said.
81 don't think he could get that dirty in
seven years, do you?'-Harper's Weekly.
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Contemporary Comment
Save the Trees

1t is a safe generalization that any
invasion of a public park for any pur-
pose, public or private, should be the
last resort, and that if there is any
other way of doing what needs to be
done the park should be held sacred.
A park to be in the highest degree use
ful needs to be something more than a
sun baked stretch of concrete or as
phalt. Every healthy tree in or around
1T should be a public charge, for the
excellent reason that the generation
which permits it needlessly to be de-
stroyed will never see it replaced
New York Times
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British Rulers in AIaiers

ALGIERS, April fixing Edward
and Queen Alexandra arrived here to-
day on board the British royal yacht
Victoria and Albert. The French and
British men of war in the harbor sa-
luted the royal yacht. Visits were eX-
changed with the governor. The pop
ulation shows great enthusiasm. King
Edward remains on board the yacht.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Ownership of Railroads

Mr.. Bryan is an advocate of govern
ment or at least state ownership of
railroads, but he will not be able to
bring the entire Democratic party into
line with him on that proposition. The
Democrats of the south will oppose any
such extension of government author
ity, which is not merely in conflict
with the American spirit, but espe-
cially antagonistic to the well known
principles of government advocated
by Jefferson.-Denver Republic
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

The statement that the czar has 200
horses for his personal use will be re-
ceived with gratified surprise by the
commissary department of his army.
article of diet than cartridge belts.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

With President Roosevelt and Carter
Harrison both hitting the trail with
gun in hand and blood in eye, the call
of the wild will presently be evolved
into shrek for help.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
MORGAN in Rome

ROME, April 16.-J. PierpOnt Nor
gan of New York was received here to-
day by Foreign Minister Tittoni, who
renewed in the name Of the govern
ment his thanks for Mr.. Morgan's gen
erosity in returning the Ascoli cope.
The minister also expressed the high
appreciation of the Italian people for
the course pursued by Mr.. Morgan.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

The fate Of the Boer general who got
drunk in Chicago, forged some checks
and was sent to prison just goes to
show that because a man is successful
in handling a sjambok he must not as
sumo that he can control the Chicago
highball
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

Perhaps If T. Jefferson could have
peered adown the vista of time and
got peek at the orators who charge
their sentiments to him he would not
have written it.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Pessimistic

Unfortunately, church members as
well as those who are not associated
with any church are apt to be rigid
partisans. So long as men are parti-
sans first and then citizens II is to be
feared the situation will not be mate
rally changed by what Bishop Potter
calls revival of religion in the lives of
our citiZens.-Baltimore Sun.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

The pride that Gov. Folk says he
feels in the Missouri hen is, let us hope.
reciprocal. The esteem of the Missouri
hen is one of the most desirable fea-
lures of life in Missouri.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Goinq Northward

American immigration to the Cana
dian northwest territory has been
steadily increasing. Last year the
number was said to have reached 49,
600, and while there has been some
controversy as to the rate this year
some Canadians assert that the num-
Der will exceed 50,000.-Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Few Naval Desertions

Jumping all the classes. including the
foreign ''flunkies" and dish washers,
together in reckoning naval deser-
tions," a disquieting total would be
shown. But when ii is seen that of
the real tackles" only 1877 per cent
deserted, il appears that the complaint
about the frequency of naval deser-
tions has been rather overdone.-Aal-
waukee Sentinel
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

Also remember that the swat of the
wagon tongue as it hits the. sphere is
not official notice that summer is here.
You will find other signs necessary If
you sit through a game.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

If Mr.. Edward Atkinson patronizes a
clippings bureau he is now convinced
that it is more profitable and satisfac-
tory to deal with mems figures than
with women's.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Spirits

We know that some Of us are OBJ
sessed, indeed possessed, by evil spirits
which seem to be foreign to the genus
homo, but would it make us happy or
comfortable to prove that immor-
tality or eternity is the realm of these
spirits, and that we are to be with
them and of them after we cross the
divide?-St. Louis Republic.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
international Morals

Castro is quoting President Roose-
welt in his utterances against strong
nation taking advantage of a weak ma
tion. The Venezuelan president should
keep steadily in mind the fact that in
ternational morals are something to be
talked about, not something to be OBJ
served.-Galveston Daily News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

In all the circumstances it is just as
we'll that the telegraph took the edge
off the horror Of the battle of Mukden.
If we had been compelled to read the
mail correspondence without prepara-
ton it would have been awful.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
cIark,s Lumber Yard Burns

BUTTE Mont, April 16.-The yards and
owned by Senator w. y. Clark. on Por-
phyry street. together with a number Of
houses on Porphyry street were burned
today. Loss $50. 600 Enormous flocks Of
Wild geese. attracted by the light. contIn-
ually circled around high above the Are.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
clayton's Family Comes Home

MEXICO CITY, April 16.-The fam
lily of Ambassador Clayton leave for
the United States tomorrow, going 10
Des Moines. Ia. Ambassador Conger is
expected here the last of May, when
Ambassador Clayton will retire from
the diplomatic service.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Papa Was Hasty

The beautiful American heircss who
married the dashing duke had returned
home in distress
Has that scoundrel deserted my little
girl2" roared the enraged father
"Papai" she exclaimed Indignantly 'I
shall be angry If you speak that way OF
the duke. He has not deserted me; I am
only out OF money. Judge.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

Perhaps Togo is just holding off his
attack because he wants to get the
Russian feet closer to the junk shop
before sending 1t to the scrap pile.
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His Prophetic Soul

Kindly Stranger-Say, bub, you have
been crying here for an hour. What's
up?
Small Boy-Fm appalled, by an impend-
ing catastrophe. sir, boo-o-o
Kindly Stranger-Bless my soul what
child And what is this catastrophe to
be?
Small Boy-Fishin' will be good about
Saturday. May %. and / am afraid the
weeds ii have to be hoed out of the gar
den. It's an early spring. sir. Boo-o-o
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

Mayor-elect Dunno of Chicago wired
to Glasgow for a municipal ownership
expert Wednesday and the next day it
showed all over the traction plant.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

Rojestvensky labors under a handi-
cap that has not yet come home to
him. He never will be able to lend his
name 10 the making of verb as Togo
expects to-
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Starting Somethlnn

Her Little brotherhood evening, Mr..
Jones.
Jones. my lad-Tm Mr.. Smith
III. l. B.-By gum, 1 never can get
Laura's beaus Strengthened out. Jones
comes Wednesdays, 1 guess.-Clevelan nd
Leader.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Ear From II

In the south they burn the cotton, bless
your soul:
In the west they're burning wheat, and
corn. and such;
In the rest of our fair land they're burn
ing coal.
But It's not because the burners have
too much.
Louisville Courier Journal.
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Important Detail

Anxious Mother-Why don't you marry
young Swanson? He has good looks. good
family, wealth. and everything to be de-
sired.
Pretty Daughter-But there is one very
important thing lacking mamma
Anxious Mother-What is that?
Pretty Daughter-A proposal.-Chicago
Journal
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Can't Let the Man Alone

1t was just like the malicious Castro
to try and keep the lid hot while Sec
retary Taft is sitting on it.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17
Makes Nothing but Friends

Personally and aside from politics.
Mr.. Roosevelt is evidently able to carry
the south by a large majority-Mil-
waukee Sentinel.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

AS A. Carnegie approaches the
dreaded finish, he finds it much more
difficult to get the rubber off that dis
graceful wad.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

Gen. CoXey has gone bankrupt ana
we move that the Keep Off the Grass
signs be taken down long enough to
let the general have a feed.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

River Bulletins a. M
Danger Gauge Change In
Stations Line. Reading. "A hours.
St. Paul Sd -0.1
La Crosse. .......10 7.3 o. 2
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2 sSnrnHiRh
liver Bulletins a. m.

washington time q p. M St. PauD.
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In years to come the lumber baron
will sleep in a magnificent tomb while
the town site and new settlements will
be planting weeping willows on Arbor
day.-Princeton Union.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

. Which of the great political parties
would refuse a contribution of 100000
from Mr.. kefeller?-Goodhue -Coun-
ty News.
The Saint Paul globe., 1905-04-17

Bowery BurlesqueSs at the Star
The entertainment presented by the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-04
LOCAL and GENERAL
Read Wants" on page 6.

Read Wants" on page 6.
Read the Bulletins latest offer on
page 6.
Best cup Hawaiian coffee in the city
at New England Bakery.
We have some dainty new designs
in lunch cards. Arleigh 4 Co.
Just for the fun of 1t. Magazines al
publishers marked price. Wall, Mich
OILS Co.
Neatly furnished rooms at the Pop
ula.. 81, $3.50 and 81 per week. l2ig
Fort street.
Camera views, Paradise of the Pa.
cific, on sale at all news dealers and
curio stores.
Oahu Lodge, No I. X. OF p. will
meet tonight at 7:30 o'clock in X. of
p. Hall, King street.
Orders taken for fresh violets. In
quire Harold Gear, 1886 Emma st.
Telephone Blue 237l.
Homemade pies and cakes at Ram.
says Perfection Home Bakery, Bere.
tania and Emma streets.
THE Adventure Of the Solitary Cyc.
list begins tomorrow. This 10 No. 4
In the Sherlock Holmes Series.
Every few days In this city some
family moves into new home, secur.
ed directly through reading the classi.
fled ads. In this paper.
Judge Lindsay has transferred all
probate and chambers matters now
pending before him, excepting the
Parker case. to Judge Robinson.
Superintendent of Public Works c.
s. Holloway, Paymaster Brown. ]. w.
Waldron. Eben Low, Mr.. Forbes and
Mr.. Gjerdrum will leave in the Mauns
Loa today for the purpose of ascend.
ing Mauna Loa from the Hamakua
side.
The Focus Screen Kodak is provid
I'd with a recess for carrying the
ground glass within the film holder
part Of the camera. II permits focus
| ing upon the screen or ground glass
without removing the roll of film from
the camera. Honolulu Photo.Supply
Co.
The Acting Governor yesterday APP
pointed the following trustees for the
Queens Hospital to serve some for four
and some for two years. The four-yeat
men are A. S. Cleghorn, r. c. Davies,
f. W. Jordan, C. p. Iaukea and G. II.
Wilder. The two years appointees are
f. ]. Lowrey, G.. W. Smith, David
Dayton. W. II. McInerny and E. S.
Cunha.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-04
ARRIVES
FROM THE COAST

The steady old Alameda arrived in
port as usual early this morning, )
days, Is hours and is minutes from San
Francisco with a small passenger list
and seven days mail. amounting to
27S sacks. The Alameda had O pleas
ant and uneventful voyage.
Several well known local people re.
turned on the popular little boat.
A. Berg returned from business
trip to the Coast. Mrs. f. f. Berger,
manager OF the Associated Charities,
was an arriving passenger. Miss Carl
son stenographer with Levers &
Cooke, returned from a vacation trip
to California. ]. W. Bergstrom ar
rived from trip to the mainland.
Mrs. w. j. Robinson, wife Of Judge
Robinson. returned from visit to
California. Other local people arriv-
ing were Andrew Brown, Mrs. w. II.
Mays, wife OF DR.. Mays, and Fred W.
Milverton.
There are several prominent passen-
gers arriving from the States. Among
them Is Hon. Caleb w. West, of San
Francisco, special agent of the United
States Treasury and former governor
of the Territory Of Utah, who comes
to Honolulu on pleasure trip. Major
II. Crawford, OF the British Army, is
making a tour of the world and will
visit the islands for several weeks.
]. II. Langtry, retired business man
formerly connected with the Wells.
Fargo Express, will make a short stay
In Hawaii. Arthur Black, assistant
cashier of the Bank Of California, San
Francisco, is an arriving passenger.
Judge Burton Parker, also connect.
ed with the U. s. Treasury, accom-.
panied by his son, DR.. II. NJ. Parker.
arrived from the States.
o. N. Clarke, formerly chief steward
Of the Alameda, comes to make his perA
manent residence in Honolulu. He is
succeeded in the chief stewardship by
James Norton, formerly chief steward
OF the Pacific Coast Steamship Com
pany's Zealandia.
The Alameda carries 1850 tons OF
general freight. On her passage down
she sighted four vessels. The first was
the Sonoma, on July 30. On the same
day three-masted schooner was sight
ed sailing In a northeasterly direction.
On the 81 four-masted schooner was
seen going In southwesterly direction.
The Pacific Mail liner was passed on
her homeward way at 9:i5 on the
morning Of July 81.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-08-04
AUDITOR FISHER
REPORTS FINANCES

Auditor Fisher has filed his annual
1905. The total receipts are shown to
be s2,35i, ,Sl3.0S as against 1850, ,356.33
for the year ending June 80. 1904. show
ing decrease OF $2O5. 1880. The cur
rent expenses were s2,2i6. .430.4O against
81, ,0i5, ,225.56, showing a decrease of
s593. .251.S6.
The loan fund expenditures were
$s62, ,059.50 against S5O5, ,O36.7S for the
previous year.
In receipts increases are shown in
fines and costs, land receipts under two
heads. public instruction, kerosene
storage, Honolulu water works, Laha-
ina water works, Waimea water works,
support OF United States prisoners,
Land Court fees and assurance fund,
and accrued interest on bonds.
There were decreases in Government
realizations, harbor dues, public works,
prison. treasury, conveyance bureau,
tax bureau and other sources.
The current cash balance on June 30
last was s59,4Os.49, against s56,6l3.29
In 1904, an increase Of s2,795.20, but un-
paid warrants were slS,96i.i6 this last
June, as compared with s2.79O.3l on
the corresponding date last year, diff
ference for the worse Of sl6.17115.
The Territorial bonded debt on June
80, 1905, was s3,137,OO0. against s2,lS5,-
900 on the corresponding date Of 1904,
an increase Of $3.50