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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-14

Knows enough TO carry an umbrella
who carries one when II is only cloudy,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-14

If the figures published by the health
department. are reliable, the health con
dftions In New York are better now
than ever before in its history since
colonial times. The figures are based
upon the census Of 1900 and show \
death rate of 10 per thousand. Allow
ing for an increase Of population since
1900 OF about 10 per cent, would reduce
the death rate 70 about ~ per thou
sand That figure beats all previOus
records
The report Of the health department.
for the hrst ak months Of the present
FISCAL year shows that there were 5o,-
s4s births IN New York, against 4I,2s4
In tho first six months Of 1904 and ST.
T60 deaths against 1890 IN the first
ak months Of 1904. There have been
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-14

what ii costs now to keep the few
prisoners at the Ludlow street jail.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
c. r. I q o

International Epworth League con
vention, Denver. Colo, June so 10
July 4. Rate $24.
Presidential Inauguration ceremon.
les, Washington, d. c., Feb. 2s. March
/ and 2. Rate S3G rs.
Mardi Gras, New Orleans, Feb.
2S, March l, 2, 3, 4, and &. Rate
1885.
Frisco Excursions
Mardi Gras, Mobile, Ala, and Pensa-
cola, Fla, Feb, 2S to March 6, inclu-
sive. Rates 1880 and s2425.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
CITY GOVERNMENT,
list Of Alderm IN.

First Ward. S. McCharen. Ruhe
Hardy.
Second ward-J S. Mullins ]. r
sraley.
sanitary-McCtaren, Fraley, MU.
len.
Improvement-HRrdy, Wbi'dngton,
RandOl and Fraley.
Street and alIsy-Fraley. Randol.
Hardy and Whittington.
Third Ward-R. W Rsndol W,
Pennington.
Fourth Warl-W. F. Wilmington.
W. a. Gillian.
Police-Randoi. Gillian AMI Mullen.
Ftre--Gilliam, Pennington and
Mullen.
Wilmington, FraIey
and Hardy.
ordinance-Mullep. McChareu and
Pennington.
cemetery-Randol, Gillian and Mc.
Charen.
The Aid Society OF the Christian
church meets every Tuesday with on.
II the members.
MRS. G. H. WEBB, Pres.
MRS, MATTE READ, Sec.
The Foreign Missionary Society Of
the Broadway n. z. church meets the
first Thursday Of each month.
MRS. T. X. KEARNEY, Pres.
The Christian Endesvor or the Chris.
tan Church meets every Sunday af.
ternoon at 4 o'clock.
d. A. II. REPLoGI-E, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

The b. Y. p. U. OF the Fret Baptist
church meets every Sunday Afternoon
At the church.
The Aid Society OF the Cumberland
Presbyterian church meets every Tuee
day with one Jf the members.
MRS. J. D. TANNER, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

The salve that cures without a scar
Is DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve. Cuts,
burns, boils, bruises and piles disap,
pear before the use e.
as snow before the sunshine of spring.
Miss II. VI. Middleton, Thebes. nj.
HEs: i was serious,v afflicted with
a severe sore that was very painful
DeWitts Witch Hazel Salye cured
me in less than a week" Get the
genuine. Sold by all druggists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
A Niqht Alarm.
The Sunshine OF snslno

Worse than the alarm OF FIRE al
night is the brassy cough OF croup
which sounds like he children's
death knell and IT means death un.
less something Is dcne quickly. 70
ley's Honey and Tar never fails TO
give relief and quickly cures the
worst forms Of Group. Mrs. p. L. Cor.
der OF Warrington, KY, writes
My three year old girl had a severe
case OF Group; the doctor said she
could not live | got a bottle OF Fo.
ley's Honey and Tar, the first dose
gave quick relief and saved her life. {"
Refuse substitutes. City Drug store
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

"he L. T. LIS meets every sunda.
afternoon from 3 to 4 at the First Pres
byterian church.
MISS MAUD TENNERY, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

The Epvorth Senior League OF tL,
Broadway M. K. church meets ever,
Sunday afternoon at 4 O'Clock at tn,
Broadway Methodist church.
W. @. DITZLER. Pres
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

The Aid Society OF the First Pres
byterian church meets the second and
fourth Tuesdays OF each month viii
some member OF the society.
MRS. A. W. DUNHAM. Pres,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
LITERARY socIEIlEs.

The Pierisn Club will meet ever,
Wednesday from 3 to o'clock with
different members. They will study
the Bay View course. Their object
will be TO beautity the public schoo
building
MRS. JOHN WHITEMAN. Pres.
MRS. C. II. WEBB, Sec.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
CHURCH SOCIETIES.

The Parsonage anu Horne Missio,
Society Of the Broadway NJ. E. churct
meets the first and third Tuesdays o,
each month at the parsonage.
MRS. HESTER woLvERToN.
President
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
MRS. A. b. MAYHEM. Prss

The Aid Society ot the Central Bap
list church meets every Tuesday at 5
o'clock with one Of its members.
MRS. BRUCE. Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
G., c. G. S. r. Ry,

Mardi Gras, New Orleans, La, FsJ
2S, March /, ?, 3, 4. anI &. Rate
1885.
Presidential Inauguration ceremon-
les, Washington, d. c., Feb. 2S, March
1 and .. Rate $36.75.
Annual meeting Sou hecn Bapt.ss
convention, Kansas City May : to Y.
Rate $12.95.
Washington's birthday celebration
Laredo and Monterey. La;Cdo, TEXAS
slO.65. Monterey, No s4.5a.
Feb. 20 and 81.
Sunday excursion to Fort Worth,
/ tebruary 20, Rate Sl.5O. Special train
leaves ArdmOre at 1880 a. m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
A Thousand Dollars rhroMn Awau

y THUusahd UoIIars THROWN Away.
Mr. w. w. Baker OF Plainview, Neb..
writes MY wife had lung trouble
for over fifteen years. We tried q
number OF doctors and spent over a
thousand dollars without any relief.
She was very low and lost all hope
SO when a friend suggested trying
Foley's Honey and Tar, which did
and thanks TO this great remedy il
saved her life. She is stronger and en-
joys better health than she has ever
known in ten years. We shall never
be without Foley's Honey and Tar
and would ask those afflicted to try
IT," City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

Mardi Gras, Pensacola, Fla, and Mo,
bile, Ala, Feb. rs, March /, 2, 3, 4, )
and .. Rate s2425 and $3.50.
Special one way second class colon
ist rates TO California and the north
west March l to May 10, inclusive.
Rate s25, s27.45, $3.50 and $50.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

When a pretty woman has the ways
OF domestic she expects people 10
compliment her by saying she IS do
mestic in her ways.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

Ramsey's Cold and Grip Tablets are
purely vegetable. We lecommeni
them fo" 10th adult and chilCtsn.
l9 Z. j, RAMSEY. Oruggis,.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

The Ladies Aid Society Of the First
Baptist cuhrch wsets with the mem.
bers each week.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
ST. L. q S. g. QN.

Presidential Inauguration ceremon
les, Washington, ID. c., Feb. 2S, Marcn
/ and 2. Rate S36.75.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22
Rock Island Excursions.

One way second class colonist rates
to points in the northwest March ! 70
May 10, Sept. TO Oct. 81, inclusive.
Rate s2Z4J, $3.50 and $50.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

Mothers can safely give Foley;s
Honey and Tar TO their children for
coughs and colds, for II contains no
opiates or othev poisons. City Dr"g
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

There is no place like home" But
no one would be satisfied with any.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-02-22

sgrndln o lksat N
ito ntubu edprofso
the tha
ca nng IAN ndconnu the
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
Diseases OF Animals.

Household pets are susceptible to a
far greater variety Of diseases than
most people imagine. Parrots are
known to be susceptible to disease 81
peculiar to themselves that it is called
from the Greek word for parrot. 'pSit-
tacosis." \ number Of fatal cases l..
human beings of what was at first SUI
posed to be Il malignant influential pneu-
monia were in Paris traced to the bacil-
lus at present thought to be causative
Of the parrot disease. A certain pro-
portion of parrots are known to die
from tuberculosis. Cats are known
sometimes to have tuberculosis, and
that they have in many cases been car
riers Of diphtheria and other Of the
ordinary infections directly and indi-
rectly is more than suspected.-Kansas
City Journal.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
Service-War with Mexico.
WHY Suffer From Rheumatism?

Why suffer from rheumatism
when one application of Chamber
lain's Pain Balm will relieve the
pain2 The quick relief which this
liniment affords makes rest and
sleep possible, and that alone is
worth many times it's cost. Many
who have used it hoping only for
a short relief from suffering have
been happily surprised to find that
after awhile the relief becomes
permanent. Mrs. V. H. Leggett
Of Yum Yum, Tenn, u. S. A,
writes: II am a great sufferer
from rheumatism, all over from
head to foot, and Chamberlain s
Pain Balm is the only thing that
will relieve the pain" For sale
by Hill! Bros.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17

THE HALL OF FAME.

DIV. W. G. Kishler Of st. Marys, O.,
has some tobacco which he grew on his
farm Twenty-Five years ago.
Dorr w. Stevenson, mayor of Arispe,
Ia, is twenty-one years old. but he had
not reached his majority when elected
Professor J. F. Tufts of the Univer-
sity Of Chicago has been elected presi-
dent Of the Western Philosophical So
ciety.
1t is said that Jean de Reszke re-
ceives monthly at his home in Paris
the freshest batch of 'coon" songs from
an American publishing house.
Mrs. Francis B. Cooley and her chill
dren of Hartford, Conn, have present
ed to the Center church of that city a
gift Of 100000 for parish house and
site on which to build.
r. c. Plat of Cadillac. Mich, has
won a Rhodes scholarship. emitting
him to four years instruction in Ok
ford university. He Is at present SUI
perintendent of schools at Munising,
Mich.
Admiral Dewey has been suffering
from rheumatic govt, caused, he grave
" declares, by the reckless high living
Of his Vermont ancestors. The doctor
has expressly forbidden grog and to-
bacco.
i4Dr Edward H. Hume, Yale, '97, and
a graduate of the medical school OF
Johns Hopkins university, has been ap-
pointed head of the medical depart
ment Of the new Yale college in Chung
sha, China -.
ftDr. Henry Daniel Shonts and his
wife, parents of Theodore Perry Shonts,
therman who is to. dig the isthmian wa
terway, celebrated their sixtieth we'd
ding anniversary recently at their homo
/ In Beverly His q suburb of Chicago.
lfThree brothers n.,lncd Watts, mem
.bers of a 'clan that has been fighting
for citizenship in the, Cherokee tribe,
,are, now mayors. Of towns in Indian
Territory-Charles G. holds office in
Wagner. John w. in Salishaw and
Thomas c. III MuldrOw.
The Earl OF Southeast, who died re-
Gently, was ysry proud Of a picturesque
sherd efMshiand ca ttle he owned. When
he-wassdyhg he was carried. at.his de-
sire, irf couch toNa window and the
cattle were fparaded past it that he
1nghtiseesthem once more.
tJoscph Samson has bee. an interpre-
term Philadelphia for half a century.
He is now over eighty years old. He
speaks German, French, Italian; Span
ish. Flemish, Dutch and Yiddish fluent
~, besides having a good working
knowledge of many other languages.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
FISHING LINES.
The Very Finest Are Those Formed
From Silkworm Gut. ~

The Very Finest Are Those Formed
From Silkworm Gut. -,
- Silkworm gut forms the best line for
fishing purposes, partly on account of
its great tenacity and partly because it
is SO transparent % Every year a suf-
ficient number Of Spanish silkworm
grubs are selected for this purpose Aft
er they have eaten enough mulberry
leaves and before they begin to spin
they are thrown into vinegar for Sew
eral hours. Each insect 10 killed, and
the substance which the grub in the
natural course would have spun into a
cocoon is forcibly drawn from the dead
worm into much thicker and shorter
silken thread. 7..' go,
The threads are then placed in pure
water for about four hours and after
ward dipped for ten minutes in a so
luton Of soft soap. The ine outer
skin is thus lOoSened SO that the work
man can remove it withs Biz hands.
The threads must lie Rlf!aH FIJI 1bdHy
place ana are often 'b.eatliedS Will
sulphur vapor until thry asIuire the
bright appearance eff &ounglass. Ahou,
don Telegraph - Z I'LL ~ -
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
to Daily Review.

Special to Daily Review.
York, Pa, May Ito be
branded on the back with red
hot fatiron, to be scalded with
boiling water and half drowned in
cold, to be stripped naked and
dashed with horsewhip until the
blood spurted too fast or the whip
per became breathless, to be fed
on red pepper and knocked down
with stove wood, to receive an
ordinary whipping every day for
four years and have her hair yank'
ed out by the handful-these are
some of the cruelties that thirteen
year-old Efie Jacobs, daughter OF
E. w. Jacobs, of this city, says
were practiced upon her by Mrs.
Laird, wife of John Laird, a
wealthy farmer of Fairview town.
ship, this county.
The Lairds were arrested by De-
tective Stoner and will be prose-
cuted on several charges growing
out of their alleged inhuman treat
ment of their little servant.
Il was slapped or knocked
down every day." said Fife, who
bears the perfect imprint Of a fiat
iron burnt deeply into the flesh
over her left shoulder blade, land
about twice a week Missus would
tell me to strip, and then she
would lay it on with buggy whip
until she got out of breath.
Zone day | didn't wash dishes
fast enough to suit her, so she
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
The POstmark.

Great Britain, it is said, can, without
fear of contradiction, claim the honor
of having originated the postmark. The
first one, which was used in London as
long ago as 1860, was very simple az
fair, consisting Of a small circle divh'
ed into two parts. In the top portion
were two letters indicating the month
while in the lower half the day Of the
month was shown. No endeayor was
made to denote the year, and 1t Is only
by the dates Of the letters on which the
mark is impressed that 1t Is possible to
az the date Of its use.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
How sparrows Were Caught.

: In an old game book published in
England in 1920 appeared the follow
ing formula for the lessening Of the
sparrow pest: Take some lees Of wine
and hemlock juice, temper them to-
gether and steep quantity Of wheat
therein fersthe space of one night. Then
place uR sSahe in a spot where the
birdS resort to feed, and when they
have eaten thereof they will drop down
dead drunk. If Zoo much hemlock should
not be usedr Or there will be a danger
Of poisoning the birds and rendering
them nnwholesome food"
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
BRANDED WITH
RED HOT IRON
Scalded With Hot Water and Other
wise Maltreated Is the Story OF a
Thirteen.Year.OId Girl In Penn"
syIvania.

threw me on the lounge and held
me there while she put an awful
hot iron on my back and pressed
it in. 1t burnt clear through my
clothes, and when l smelled my
flesh roasting it made me awful
sick.
but she slapped and beat me
and made me get up and 60 to
work again. She threw boiling
water on my bare legs once be-
cause she said I had planted some
pansies in the wrong bed, and
then she held my head in a tub of
cold water until l almost drowned.
Mister, he used to kick me,
then, and Missus would make me
chew red pepper till my throat
burned so that J. couldn't swallow.
Sometimes she knocked me down
with stovewood, and she often
pulled handfuls of my hair out by
the roots. I ran away three years
ago, but they got me back again. ="
Efie gave other details which
are unprintable, showing that she
was treated like an animal. Neigh
bors heard of her terrible plight
and, knowing that she would not
run away for fear of being killed
if recaptured, notified her father,
who rescued her on Saturday last,
and preferred charges before a
local alderman.
The Lairds assert Effie is TO.
mancing and deny she was ever
treated cruelty by them.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
TWO CLASSES OF OAKS.
One Notable For It's Wood, the Other
For Its BrilIiancy OF ColOrinK.

One Notable For It's "oO0, the OtheE
For It's Brilliancy OF ColOrinE.
The great oak family might be divid-
ed into two classes-those that ripen
their acorns in one season, such as the
white, post and messy cup oaks, and
those which require two full years,
such as the red, scarlet and black oaks.
To the first class belong the chestnut
oak and the live oak Of the south. This
latter tree for generations played an
important part in shipbuilding, but has
now been superseded by iron and steel.
The leaf which is an evergreen, Is en-
trely without indentatiOnS and is thick
and leathery. The wood is very heavy
and strong. has beautiful grain and
is susceptible of taking a high polish.
At one time this wood was 50 valuable
that our government paid 100000 for
large tracts of land in the south, that
our navy might be sure of supply OF
live oak timber.
To the second class Of oaks we are
largely indebted for the gorgeous col
ors of our autumn leaves. The red,
scarlet and pin oaks. with their bril-
liant reds, scarlets and browns, are
close competitors with the maple in
giving our American landscapes the
most wonderful autumn cOlOrings to be
found anywhere in the world. These
three trees have leaves which at first
glance are quite similar, but by care
full examination may always be dis
tinguished.-St. Nicholas.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
EXPENSIVE FLOWERS.
The Tulip Craze In Holland In the
Nineteenth Century.

During the tulip craze in Holland In
the last century in one year the sales
aggregated 100000 tlorins. Holland
went tulip mad. The bulbs were quot
ed on the Stock Exchange. Ownership
in them was divided into shares. Spec
ulators sold them short. AT one time
more tulips were sold than existed. At
Lille brewer sold his trade and good
will in exchange for bulb, which was
thereafter known as the brewery tulip.
In Amsterdam Il father gave one by
way Of dover with his child. There
after the variety was known as the
marriage -Of-my-daughter. At Rottcr-
dam a hungry sailor, happening on a
few, mistook them for onions and
ate them. The repast became as ia
uous as Cleopatra's pearls and prob
ably exceeded it in cost. At The Hague
a poor fellow managed to raise black
tulip. The runor Of that vegetable
marvel spread. Presently he was visit
ed by a deputation from a syndicate.
For that eve lamb of his the deputa-
ton offered 1000 forms, which he re-
fused. He was offered 10000 tiorinS.
Still he refused. Cascades Of gold
were poured before his resisting eyes.
Finally. tormented and tempted, he
succumbed. There and then the dSpu-
tatiOn tramped that tulip under their
feet. Afterward it appeared that the
syndicate had already grown a gem
precisely similar and, unable to bear
the idea that a rival existed, had au-
thorizcd the deputation, if needful, to
effer ten times the amount which it
4tpid
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
::5F::;:ii;S;:;k'S
s T9T.g SI-'r2ff".'
-z~our, YlI 1mt
-.,7,"-0e T4-.iHHm -

IT, is about = time for Singer
agents, to appear in the country
selling Singer sewing machines at
fabulous prices. / offer the same .
MACHINE + at $3.50 Ito o$24.SO. u, l
hope no lady in this county will
buy before consulting me-, l am
not, selling machines on commls,
sion! The. agent is, and you need
not forget he =, is going to. make
you, pay all his bills, besides ne
can repair and make as geod'ia
new any machine in this county.
Don't trade off. the old machine
until you consult me. .,,- ,!E
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
Descriptive

A very important and exclusive
feature of the WHITE NOUN
TAIN FREEZER is its duplex
malleable iron dasher, being
made in two parts entirely dis
tinet and independent OF each
other in their operation; whereas
in other freezers the dasher is =
single one, being made as opp,
piece. Il
From the construction of thiS
a.
double beater the White Noun
tain Freezer derives its triple mo-
ton.
It's just like this-The can
turns in one direction, opposite to
which revolveS the outside
dasner with double self-adjusting
scraping bars, which scrape the
cream from the inside of the can
as it freezes, and at the same
time an inside beaten rod with
floats turns in an opposite direc-
ton to the outside dasner referr-
ed to, thus producing three dis
tinct simultaneous motions. II
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17

ia TThis," said the man who was show
hg.she stranger around the city, az ne
pointed to a broad stretch Of beach.
2beldhes to old Bigspud. It's all made
'Nndi That's his house back there on
! fhBfftsT:
reei1s, thatipn made land, tooT asked
40. That's on married land. BE
ut II With his wife."-Chicago Trib-
.lun@a1 >noE
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
f1UDUHMbi9H-Sd
A Good Suggestion.

Mr.. G. B. Wainwright of Lemon
City9F as Written the 9HHaainhd
tfasstsafAsatss that smd9hm bettH re-
fsuHso sh6btafnsa fhr a6aMH the eaSe
IgSfp GHsMBefla y cole, q Ch6fsta
taHd Diar fhKUea 4Ree$%edy ihs@sdt6f
fhpos4s taiiHfth dm aaEeahfs colo Aid
fAoSefa nniaoEfbas Bytakf4g titii id va
ter as hot as eani bg HanKT efRat
fwRs8 takeh ffnint tbs Way fhe effect
ffs9 double 'fR1 rapidfttyy,f, cit seems
Wgstt 1t aeg ffffgAtsPot list andy az b
he says. For Sale BY Hill Bros
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
1O7-115A; Cuba Bargain; $1,000

Only 315m from Gibara, Of TO-
900 people; I'm from shipping
point; 75a cultivated; 4Oa tim
Der; dwlg: rich soil; bananas,
pineapples, etc: borders on sea-
shore; American family nearby
will 90 with three buyers. Write
w. F. Richmond, GAINESVILLE, o.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-05-17
Blunket Policy.

Pausing uncertainty before q desk In
the big insurance Office the Hibernian
visitor said to the clerk, "Oi want. to
tex out pawlicy." .2!a'rt If ,!ay
"Life, fire or marine:" drawled. the
dapper clerk, with infinite sarcasm.
IAN three, Oi'm thinkin'," retorted
the applicant. >"oi'm goin' fer stoker
q in tn navy."-Puck. a.ti..- '..'. .'..'