The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04

take a hand at waruiu' me- He
ketChcd me in the dressiH room after
a game one day, an proceeded to hand
me some good advice It made me
mad
Pinch says I you've knuwed me
for a good many years. an I'll admit,
as YOU say, that baseball an wimmen
won't mix I believe I said that the
time the willy Mis- Higgins ruug the
dinner bell on Hungry Cash TOrrey
But ] don't intend that my base ball
playiu and Mis- French shall mix.
! intend TO keep her separate an dis
tinct from the great national game
She'll be as much away from it as I'm
q part of it Ketch what L mean2''
4 see what YOU mean says Pinch.
"but you've started wrong. No two
winner is alike. an circumstances
alter cases What is Mis- Higgins
pison may be Mis- French's meat Mis-
Higgins an the national game didn't
mix, but I'm afraid your intendedII
mix too durn well with it,
she might like to- says L But she's
EDiu' to be kept sep'Tate an distinct I'm
ir, as I said. I won't allow her to go
To bah game, SO there won't be any
fear of her mixiu' in an sffectin' my
play. If that's what YOU an Josh are
afraid Of"
What was that YOU said?' says
Pinch. THAT YOU wouldn't allow her
10 go TO a ball game"
Exactly wot I meant to convey, 90
says T.
Excuse me-" says Pinch "I know
Mis- French better than that. She's
one o them kind o. Wimmen that does
the alIOwiu' herself Wen you're hitched
up an settled down you'll find yourself
smokin' one cigar d week an eatin'
With your fork. an tUrnin' over your
envelope ON pay night untouched. b
sides, 10 she says she'll go To a ball
game shell go Home Run Haggerty
not heiu considered"
I'd like 10 get hold of a future book
layiu' odds on that proposition" says
J. ia bet a little that she won't go
If I say no."
Yours on" says Pinch I'll bet YOU
q tIve-dollaT note that she goes to the
game tomorrow afternoon"
81 pulled out my five and we put ND
the money IN Josh Haugood's hands
Then l went home an found Mis-
French Waitiv',
You dear. bad man. says she. You
arc au hour late. an your dinner is all
dTyiu' uU iu the oven. B'Sjdes. I wanted
You TO beat that stair carpet tonight.
We must bee prepaTiu', yoB know"
, thought It about time TO show Z ]
was boss SO I said I guessed the car
petd wait
That carpet'H be done tonight" says
she. a kind n funny smile shown as
she shet her lips
Who'll DO it2" says 7.
You VIII says she.
'MizzOory." SAYS /
You brute says she, flynn into a
great passion all to once. Who has
dared hldckeu my character To YOU that
YOU thus defy me-" An then She sunk
into chair am begun TO sob
I looked questions Everybody knows
show me- which was all 7 meant But
mere was new complications. an i'm the
midst Of II all the tears began to droT
Ike raindroTs. and fore I kuowed il
had gathered her i'm my arms like the
big mutt that / was, an had kissed
them away. An after 7 had explained
v0t ] meant by "'Iizzoury." ketChed
LOOK out of her eyes am went an beat
the stair carpet. maxim b'HeVe all the
while il was Pinch HOBBS an he was
sayin' that the wilder wouldn't mind
me
Well. the next monin' Ioafed down
stairs an had a late breakfast with the
missus. The other fellers was gone @
practice. an 7 kuowed 7 was late. but
didn't care. She opened the BAH.
Peter says she, Il never seen a
ball game in my life. Amt that fun
NY
-'Elizer." SAYS l. very brisk. for
knOwed what was comm. You ain't
never gOiu' 10 see one the rest o. your
life: an amt that funnier2''
She b-idIed Up. who says I ANTI
she snaps
II do says 7. Baseball an my i'm
tended must De ken strictly apart She
shan't be defled by association with it
''AH very nice" says she. But YOU
ought TO know me wei enough 10 know
that no bah game could defle me"
It knOwed It," says I. very gallant.
Then I'm goin' this afternoon" says
she.