The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-26

 magnates who are in danger of an in vestigation will be among the rushees.
  Peace Is to be concluded at Tokio, as Kuropatkin predicted. but the dictation part of the business comes from the other side of the house, the yellow side.
  5 Balance Wheel John Hay has at any rate the good wishes of the entire coun, try. All hope to see him become strong and well again.
 A woman has been made deputy sheriff in Colorado. It remains to be seen whether she will use a six-shooter or broom.
 The trouble about raising steam on ships with petroleum is the danger of raising the vessels at the same time'
 
 MT. Addicks and MT. Neldringhaus should meet and condole together. They cannot get comfort from anyone else.
 -.s.-- Talking about drinking sulphuric acidi Massachusetts brewery company has been putting sulphurous acid in ale.
  Rojestvensky is said to have a search warrant for Admiral Togo, but Ire seems to be in no hurry to hand it to him.
  The Russians have had enough of such war as the Japanese keep on top, and are seeking indirectly terms of peace.
  Henry James has made the mistake Of criticislng the American girl when she is conceded to be above criticism One hundred girls at Smith college wrote their opinions of the ideal husband They will marry ordinary men.
  Addicks has created four senatorial deadlocks in ten years, and it is time nis deadlock career was cut short.
  fudge Parker will come out of his hole on Jefferson day, but the groundhog has been out at least two weeks Coroners were summoned in nearly 12,OO0 cases in New York city last year. Carry the news to Coroner Paris.
  John w. Gates has announced that he is still in the game. Spectators don't care for him to prove it.
  Count Cassni Is still optimistic. when even Frenchmen are not, nor are his own countrymen at home. Ii any section has any gray wolves on hand 1t will find the President ready to take. down his gun. ----s%--------- Motormen who run down little children in Greater New York have to answer to a mob on the spot. The battefeds from Port Arthur to Harbin will swarm after peace comes with glooe-trotters. Tn Mother Eve's day spring shopping at the fig tree was strictly within the Simple Life.
 Poor cooks may or may not make drunk ards but they are responsible for iot of profanity.
  l Peary's new vessel is named after Roosevelt. She will bust ice and not trusts. i The Coal Barons found their own pitcher | . ..,,..1o t,,op +bax- cou1d solve | .-----------. Birmingham needs full observatory, no doubt. but it also needs parks.
  Washington 's not going to lose any sleep over the Venezuelan imbroglio. New York is trying to -at rid of the iee- bergs in it's streets and slips. Jimmy Hyde has a bodyguard and he looks like the czar, too. Kuropatkins job stood by him all the winter long at any rate Boilers burst even when inspectors in- spect in Massachusetts. ---s-- | INuSSld WOhiu io hNiiVi SoAA AOp1 but pride forbics. | The April first jokes will soon be put on the market.
  The ''House of David" seems to be foolish house. --..-- The Giants cannot win their pennant in the south.
 Chicago Is also affected with gray wolves.
 Dingleyism + so protective it creates deficits.
 All true Kansans are now Ida Tarbel- Hans | The yellow peril Is one to Russia only. |
 COME AT LAST. From the Washington Post. A Boston authoress declares that men are far more beautiful than women. We knew that if we kept still long enough some one would say it for us. SUCKING AGAINST THE SINNERS. From the Florida Times Union In Birmingham divine named Stagg Is | now hucking m aRainst the