The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-06-07

"Oh!" says he, what q woman yen.
der! what a splendid saieswoman! One
of those English-"
cans" add. E&
"Wait bit!" he replies. with signi-
fcant smile.
As am going ont. notice that the
two Cinnamon are already in the dining
car. and that DIR. Tio-K Kings little book
is on the table.
do not consider 1t too much of a lib
erty for reporter to pick up this little
book. to open it, and to read the title.
which is as follows:
"The Temperate and Regular Life;
Or. The
Art Of Living Long in Perfect Health.
Translated
From the Italian of Louis Cornaro.
Venetian Noble"
And this is the favorite reading Of DR..
io-King. And that il why his disre-
spectful pupil occasionally gives him the
nickname of Conaro.
There is no change in the order In
which we sit down to breakfast. 1 find
myself close to Major Noltitx. who is
looking attentively at Faruskiar and his
companion, placed at the extremity OF
the table. We are asking ourselves who
this naughty Mongol could be.
"Ah! said l. laughing at the thought
which crossed my mind. III that is"
WhoT asked the major.
The chief Of the brigands, the famous
Ki-Tsang."
Have your joke, Monsieur Bombar-
nae. but under your breath, l advise
you."
You see. major. he would then lie an
interesting parsonage, and worth long
interview
After breakfast l went to smoke my
cigar on the platform behind the dining
| car. Caterna almost Immediately joins
me. Evidently the estimable comedian
has seized the opportunity to enter into
| conversation with me.
Sir" said he to me- ARE two French
men going all the way from Baku to
| Pekin without making each others ac-
qunintancc:"
"Sir." / replied when meet a COM
patriot l am only too glad to shake hands
with him. And so, Monsieur Caterna-''
You know my namef
AS you know mine, | am sure"
"Of course, Monsieur Claudius BON
barnac, correspondent Of the Twentieth
Century"
AT your service. believe me-"
| "A thousand thanks. Monsieur Bonn.
harnnc. and even ten thousand. as they
say in China. whittier Madame Caterna
and are bound"
| ITO appear at Shanghai in the French
troupe at the residency. may add.
from sundry nautical phrases l have no.
ticed. that you have been to sea"
Il believe you. sir. Formerly cock
swain Of Admiral de Boissondy's launch
on board the Redoubtable."
At this point Nine. Caterna came up.
She was in every way worthy of her
husband. sent into the world to reply to
him in life as on the stage. one of those
genial theater folks born one knows not
where or how. but thoroughly genuine
and good-natrred
| Il beg to introduce you to Caroline
Caterna.' said the actor. in much the
same tone as he would have introduced
me to Patti or Sarah Bernhardt.
Having shaken hands with your hus-
band said /. II shall be happy to shake
hands with you. Madame Caterna."
| 'There you are. them said the ac-
tress. land without ceremony, foot to
the front and no prompting"
| AS you see. no nonsense about her,
and the best of wives
| AS he is the best of husbands"
| II believe ! am, Monsieur Claudius,' -
said the actor. land why? Because
believe that marriage consists entirely
In the precept to which husbands should
always conform. and that in. that what
the wife likes the husband should eat
often"
| CTo he continuedl
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