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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

alone in the house the backache has
been SO bad that it brought tears to
my eyes. The pain at times was so in
tense that was compelled to give up
my household duties and lie down.
There were headaches, dizziness and
blood rushing to my head to cause
bleeding at the nose. The first box Of
Doan's Kidney Pills benefited me SO
much that continued the treatment.
The singing pain in the small OF my
back. the rushes of blood to the head
and other symptoms disappeared"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by ell
dealers. so cents per box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
The OUTRAGED Butcher.

A lady recently stopped at an East
end open butchers stall and purchased
a joint at Sd a pound. She returned
shortly after and complained that 1t
was saturated with naphtha from one
Vt the butchers lamps.
"S'whelp mel" remarked the butch.
err; you gels don't want much-not
art. You've, got wing rib of a bull.
lock wot was bred by King Edward
hisseff for threepence a pound, and
now you amt satisfied. You're askin'
too much. mum. If you want your
Sundays joint favored with heau-de.
cologne you'll have to spring another
'apenny!"-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
Rather Different.

Mrs. Jenkins had missed Mrs. Brady
from her accustomed haunts. and,
hearing several startling rumors con-
corning her, went in search of her old
friend.
'"They tell me you're working ard
night an day, Sarah Ann?" she que
ried.
EYES," returned Mrs. Brady; I'm
under bonds to keep the peace fer pull
In locks of hair out Of that old scoun-
drel Of husban' Of mine. and the
magistrate said if come afore i'm
agin. or lay me 'ands on the old man,
he'd fine me forty shillin's!"
"And so you're worllin' ard to keep
out of mischief"
"I'm what? I'm workin' ard to save
up the fine!" ....
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

Peruna has always been a great
favorite with the military men, both in
the army and navy.
The strongest. kind. of. testimonial,
are received fraan officers of high ranl
concerning the virtues of Pernna for al
catarrhal ailments.
Only small per cent. Of these can b
used for publication for want Of space.
Mr.. Harrison L. Dean, Burnside Post
No. 8, Department of the Potomac,
Colonel cncampment No. 90. Union
Veterans Legion, Colonel Green Clay
Smith Regiment No. II, u. v. u, De-
partment Of the Potomac, Military
Order Loyal Legion, Department Of
Columbia, Major 18th Indiana Veteran
Volunteer Infantry, writes:
"There Is no longer any question "a
to tho curative qualities Of Peruns ID
all catarrhal troubles. Its successful
use by many of my friends entities ~
to confidence and Reimbursement"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

Hard by our inland ocean,
Far from Chicago's roar,
You watch with keen emotion
The waves curl on the shore;
You see the white sails flying,
Soft as sweet summer signing,
You hear the sea gulls crying
To drown the wild uproar.
No silvery stars to tighten
The gloom that cloaks the night.
No gracious moon to brighten
Or clothe with radiant light.
Wan. weary winds are waging
A whimpering war, and raging,
AS II In strife assuag1ng
Their zest for strenuous fight.
Here every tire is shaken
With fitful gusts Of rain,
Weird. wailing winds will waken,
To sigh and sob in pain.
The water roars and Kisses
Foaming spray from foul abysses,
And stings like sterile kisses,
That scar the soul and stain.
In this tempestuous weather
No bird takes heart to sing,
But budding close together,
They brood on jocund spring.
When the sun sheds azure showers
To revive fond frozen flowers,
To bloom in beauty's bowers,
Where ripping rhyme will ring.
The sea spray. hercely splashing,
Drenches all the brooding air.
Big white caps-Titans crashing
Their kingly rapture share.
The black horizons we1rdly cleaning,
No refulgent moon is beaming,
The drowsy dawn sits dreaming
Chaste vestal in her lair.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
A Confidence Dog.

4 butcher narrated the other DAY
story illustrative of the intelligence of
logs.
"a patron Of mine." he said. ''had
collie that came to me one morning
with slip of paper in his mouth.
Halloa, doggie!' said I, and the
collie wagged his tail and dropped the
paper on the floor at my feet. I open
ed 1t. 1t was signed order from his
master for piece Of sausage. I gave
him the sausage. He ate it and went
home.
"rime after time the collie came
with these orders to me, and finally l
stopped reading them. Each, 1 pre-
sumed, was for sausage, and each pro-
cured sausage. suppose, all told,
the dog got as much as twenty pounds
OF sausage from me in two months.
But the master. when I presented
my bill. kicked. He said he had only
given the dog about a dozen orders,
whereas, must have honored nearly
hundred.
well, the upshot was that the two
OF us got together and did little de-
tective work. And do you know what
We found? Why, we found that this
cunning dog, whenever sausage hun
ger seized him. would grab up a piece
OF white paper, any piece he could
ind, and bring it to me-
Il had been careless, you see, never
looking at the paper. and through my
carelcssness the collie had fooled me
for two months"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week TO
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, GIL and 912 Pioneer
Press building. st. Paul, Mimi: John
Anderson. Little Falls, Mimi, bobsled
runner; George Barth, Red Lake Falls.
Mimi, truck: Martin Flegle. Minneap.
oils, Mimi. trolling float; Thore Ha'
gen, Grand Forks. N. d., mustache
guard; Edward Hammond, st. Cloud.
Mimi. grain car door; Charles Jack.
ell. Warm Springs, Mont. train con.
duit; John Keegan. Watertown. s. D..
grain elevator. a..
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
How 1t Should Be Used.

Two molders were once out of work,
and were at their wits ends what to
do for a living.
At last one of them conceived an
idea. They went to the place where
they nsed to work and begged some
sand, which they made up into packets,
and sold them as certain destroyer
Of beetles" They had no difficulty in
disposing of them.
An old lady bought the last packet
ana asked how to use it.
One of the men then said:
"Well, as you have bought the last
packet will tell you. You first of all
catch the beetle, tickle it with feafh-
er til! 1t laughs, then drop some of the
sand down it's throat and choke it"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

Here foam fringed waves are crawling
Like creeping things to die,
While rude and rough and brawling
The storm rules in the sky.
The waves must first deliver
Their full tribute, as the river,
Which with delight will culver,
And with despair will die.
Big brooding clouds are drifting
To choke blonde haggard moon,
As her ivory arms uplifting,
Prays for life's gracious boon.
Shy baby stars are peeping,
Like rosy toddlers creeping,
Rubbing dewy eyes from sleeping
In balmy air Of June.
The lightning rips asunder
The inky cloak OF night,
While growls the jovial thunder
Exulting in his might.
And sulks In caves disdaining,
AS from the strife refraining,
AS sick Of stress and straining,
Afar in fierce delight.
share the lordly rapture
That surges through the gale;
That fierce delight 1 capture
Which makes the weakling quail.
Outside the rich mans palace,
I quaf nights trimming chalice,
sip the winds wild malice,
hear his dying vail!
Inland the town is quiet.
AS swathed in soothing sleep.
No fierce tumult or riot
AS we our yigils keep.
Bound by the spells of slumber
We bow our heads and number
Tho hours sweet dreams will cumber
Ere dawn broods DER the deep.
JAMES T.. KINSELLA.
Registry Division, Chicago Postofflce.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
Mamma Was Shocked.

"Mr. Higgins asked me to marry
him last night" said the blushing
damsel.
"And what did you say?" asked her
mother.
why" replied the fair maid, 81 told
him to ask YOU
"Ask met" exclaimed the astonish-
ed parent. @fWhy, my dear, you sure.
ly wouldn't want your poor old mother
to commit bigamy, would ou?"-Co-
lumbus Dispatch.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

what I suf-
fered no one
" i'll ever
know. I used
about every
known RENE
dy that is said
to be good for
kidney COM
p la I MT .OuC
without d e.
irving perma.
nent relief.
Often when
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
Absent-Minded Willie.

Teacher-Now, Willie, you may
close your geography and recite.
Willie-Suddenly throwing off his
disguise, the great detective cried,
"Ha, villain! You little thought Dick
Harter was on your k.".-Puck.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
His knowledge.

Ascum-I suppose you know a good
deal about the ms and outs of married
life?
Henpecl-Well, know that a good
many of the foolish men who are in
want to get out, and other foolish men
who are out want to get in.-Philadel-
phia Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

Even the slight that shineth more
and more unto the perfect day" must
be kept filled and trimmed.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

Even kind word, when you can do
no better, will help to stay the pangs
Of hunger.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
itching, Blind, Bleeding OF Protruding Piles Your
druggist will refund money II PAZO OINTMENT
fails TO cure you In to "A days. Soc.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
a woMAN's MISERY.

!. Mrs. John LaRue, Of lis Paterson
avenue. Paterson. N. J., says: Il was
troubled for about nine years, and
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

He who will fall before he will be
false need fear no failure.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
DR.. J. Il. RINDLAU6 <speciaIist),
Eye, Ear. Nose and Throat.
Fargo, NJ. D.
These Widows.

"Well. well, old man, your marriage
to the widow was surprise to me-
''It was to me, too."-Houston Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
A Definition

A Definition.
Little Clarence-Pa, what is an op-
timist?
Mr.. Callipers-An optimist, my son,
Is a man who doesn't care what hap
pens if it doesn't happen to him.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
IN FIELD OR BARRACKS
PE.2U.NA IS EFFlCACiOuS.

The constant exposure to the ele-
ments experienced in an door life is
not so apt to cause coughs and colds as
sedentary habits.
Those who are brought face to face
with the weather every day in active
life are much less liable to catarrhal
diseases than those who are housed up
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03
ALL CLASSES
ARE SUBJECT TO
CATARRH.

The soldier as well as the civilian finds
it frequently necessary to use Peruna
on account of coughs and colds.
No one is exempt. The strong and
healthy are less liable than the. weak
and i'll, but none entirely escape.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-02-03

in lily ventilated
rooms. And yet both
Of these classes are
more or less subject
to ca tarrh and
catarrhal diseases
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10
Grave Trouble Foreseen.

1t needs but little foresight to tell,
that when your stomach and liver are
badly affected, grave trouble is ahead
unless you take the proper medicine
for your disease, as Mrs. John A.
Young. of Clay, N. Y, did. She says:
"I had neuralgia Of the liver and
stomach, my heart was weakened and
could not eat. I was very bad for a
long time, but in Electric Bitters I
found just what 4 needed, for they
quickly relieved and cured me-" Best
medicine for weak women. Sold un-
der guarantee by Tallman & Co.,
druggists, at soc a bottle,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10

Horses are valuable just now II we'll
broke. A spoiled horse or an unbroke
horse is of no account until he is
broke and taught to do what you
would have him do. will train
your horse for any purpose for which
a horse is intended. Even the Wild
est can be tanned and controlled. and
can show any man how to keep him
so. have added from $50 to s1eo
to the value of horse in 20 days.
1t is cheaper for you to have your
horse broke by one who is prepared
to do the work and understands the
business than to endanger your life
by trying to do 1t yourself buy and
sell good horses all the time at the
Dutch Henry feed yard.
Lee Kennnrd
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10
Needing Of Anthropologists.

Iowa City, Iowa, Feb. 1o.-The
Iowa Anthropological association,
which began its annual meeting here
today, win discuss many problems OF
general interest. Among the distin-
guished participants are Prof. Fred
erick Starr of the University OF Chi
cago, Arthur McLane of Harvard uni
versity. and DR.. Duren J. II. Ward OF
Iowa university. as3H
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10
COMING EVENTS.

February 12-1o0th anniversary Of
the birth of sacajewea's baby at Fort
Mandan, with Lewis and Clark's ex-
pedition.
February 2s-March i-Umatilla
County Sunday School convention,
Milton.
June 1, 1905-Opening Lewis and
Clark exposition.
June 22-2S-National Woman's
Suffrage Association. Portland.
July 11-14-American Medical AS
ISOLATION, Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10
PoIaons. in Food.

Perhaps you don't realize that
many poisons originate in your
food, but some day you may feel a
twinge of dyspepsia that will convince
you. DR.. Kings New Life Pills are
guaranteed to cure all sickness due to
poisons of undigested food-or money
back. 2sc at Tailman & Co.'S drug
store. Tfy then-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed bids wiz be received by the
school board OF district No. 1s, Pen
dleton. Ore. until Tuesday. p. m,
February IA, 1905, for the plumbing
in two eight-room school buildings
now in course of erection. Each bid
must be accompanied by certified
check payable to John HALEY, Jr.,
clerk. for 6 per cent Of the amount
of bid. Plans and specifications can
be had at the architects Office, room
12. Judd building. Pendieton, ore.
The right reserved to reject any and
all bids.
~ ~ JOHN HALEY, JR.,
Clerk.
~ . C. E. TRoUTMAN,
a. - - Architect.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO

STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO,
Frank J. Cheney makes cath that be b
senior partner OF the nrm Of y. J. Cheney
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said firm will pay the sum Of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for each and eyery sase
OF Catarrh that cannot be eursd b. tbe
use Of Halls Catarrh cure. -
PRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence. this, 9Th tlay, Of Deeenser
tSeal) A. W. GLEASON:
..,-sff ~ Notary Public.
: Halls cafarrh Cure h taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood kSd mn.
cous surfaces OF the system. Send for
testimonials free.
v. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggist, price 75c-
Take Halls Family Pills for esastips,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-02-10
IRRIGATION TESTS
RESULTS OF EXPERIMENTAL
WORK IN CALIFORNIA.

Agricultural Department Studies the
Best Methods OF Applying Water to
Land-Cost of Pumping Water for
Irrigation Purposes-RelRtive Mer-
its Of Irrigated and UnirTigated
Fruits Discussed.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
BIRTHPLACE CASH GONE
Gathered to Buy Roosevelt Home in New
York-Big Graft Is Said to
Have Been Discovered.

NEW YORK, Dec. 23.-In the reor-
ganization of the Roosevelt Home club
it has developed that scores Of cash sub
scriptions toward the purchase of the
Presidents birthplace at % East Tween
tieth street never have been accounted
for. 1t also has been found that siren
uous effort was made to realize $4,000
on Henry G. tricks note for $4,000
given some time ago. contingent upon
the club acquiring the property.
The extent of the alleged embezzle-
ment is unknown, but will reach into
thousands. The organization was start
ed two years ago. While things were in
this chaotic state there appeared among
the members l.. p Glazel +. Glazel
was elected president.
AS far as the organizers have been able
to learn he not only wrote letters to peo-
pie asking them to subscribe, bit he
told other members they could have a
percentage of all the money they indi-
vidually collected Glazel has been ex-
Delled
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
COMBINE ALL TRACTION.
Sale of Ryan Stock to Belmont May
Cause Consolidation of Manhattan
Island Systems.

NEW YORK, Dec. pa consolida--
ton of the subway, elevated and sur
face traction lines Of Manhattan Island
is believed to be probable as a result of
the sale of the interests Of Thomas E..
Ryan in the Metropolitan Street railway
system to August Belmont. The Metro
politan system included practically all of
the surface roads on the island and Mr..
Belmont is president of the INTERIOR
ough Rapid Transit company which op-
crates the elevated roads and the sub
way.
BALTIMORE, Nd, Dec. 22.-The
Ruhstrat committee which was formed
soon after the Ryan-Blair plan for the
reorganization of the Seaboard Air Line
railway was promulgated, to protect the
interests of the non-assenting stockhold-
ers, and with which about $4,000 shares
of preferred and common stock was
pooled, announced to-day that it had
sold the stock to Middendorf, Williams
& Co. of Baltimore and John T.. Will
liams & Sons of Richmond, for $780,
900.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
FRIENDS SON A ROBBER.
New York Democratic Leader Is Beaten
Until Unconscious in Office by
Youth Who Wanted Money.

NEW YORK, Dec. 23.-John H. Bon
nington, former assemblyman and Demo
cratic leader in the Borough of Kings
was assaulted in his office early today by
William Seims, son of his friend, bank
er and wealthy real estate dealer. Bon
nington will recover.
Seims is under arrest and according to
the police has confessed that he was bent
on robbery. He is 20 years old Mr..
bennington had worked at his desk all
night when early this morning he heard
a noise on the roof. Upon investigating
he found the skylight of the adjoining
building broken and man lowering him
self into the building. Mr.. Bennington
commanded the culprit to come out. The
man reached the roof and started for
Mr.. bennington, who retreated to his
office where he was beaten until .uncon-
scious. Policemen who heard the vic
TINS cries rushed to his rescue and saw
Seims disappearing into the office of his
father in the same building. He was
finally taken after a struggle
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
OPEN DOOR IS GRANTED.
China Finally Agrees to Give Worlds
Commerce Port Priv
Ieges.

WASHINGTON, D. c., Dee. 22.-Im~
portant details of the treaty between
China and Japan signed at Pekin today
have reached the state department by
cable.
China consents to lease to Japap the.
Lao Tung peninsula, at the southern ex-
tremity Of which is Port Arthur and
Danny. This territory formerly was held
by Russia under leave from China.
Railway Control Yielded.
China comedies to Japan the control
Of the railway on the peninsula north
ward as far as Chang Chin. This is one
Russian Siberian railway system and
the point named probably will mark the
division between Russian and japanese.
control.
China also comedies to Japan the right
to build a railway from Yantung on the
Yalu river to Mukden, the ancient capt.
tai of Manchuria, probably along the.
line of the famous old military or cara
van road. It is provided, however, that
at the end of a certain period the road
may be purchased by China
Open Door Is Granted.
Most important of all the provisions of
the treaty is an article whereby China
agrees to open to the worlds commerce
and trade sixteen principal ports and
cities in Manchuria, including Hardin,
the modern Russian capital of the prov
ince, and it's most important railroad
center, thus marking, in the opinion of
the state department officials, the final
success of the long struggle by the Unit
ed States for the open door.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
BIG TRADERS TO
LAND IN COURTS
Prospects of Clash in Chicago Between
Board of Trade and States Attor-
ney Are Increasing.

CHICAGO, H., Dec. 23.-There is a
prospect of a clash between the states
attorneys Office and the officials of the
board Of trade if trading in privileges
continues under the recent decision of
Judge Gary. At present the transac-
tons are called bids and Offers in
stead of puts and calls" 1t has been
understood that the legal end of the fight
would wait for another test case in the
courts.
Now it is rumorec that the proper legal
authorities have in pointed manner
called the attention Of Secretary Stone
to the fact that these privileges are being
tolerated by the exchange in violation of
the law. It is limited that no further
delay will be tolerated.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
ENVOY FREE OF SCANDAL,
President Roosevelt Vindicated D. E.
Thompson, Ambassador to Brazil,
and Will Send Him to Mexico.

WASHINGTON, D. c.. Dec. %
Especial. president Roosevelt has de-
cided to make the following appoint
ments in the diplomatic service:
David e. Thompson of Nebraska. amhas.
sador to Brazil, to be ambassador to Mex
leo.
Lloyd c. Griscom Of Pennsylvania. minis
ter to Japan, to be ambassador to Brazil.
Herbert ii. D. PIERCE, third assistant sec
rotary Of state, to be minister to Norway.
Mr.. Thompson's transfer to the CITY
of Mexico means his vindication of the
charges preferred against him by Eu-
gene Seeger of Illinois, consul general
at Rio de Janeiro. These charges re-
fected upon the morals of Mr.. Thomp-
son, and the President deemed them of
sufficient Importance to warrant a thor
ough investigation.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
COLORED MOB
MADE TARGET.
New Colony Town in Georgia the Scene
of Wild and Fatal Dis
order

VALDOSTA, Ga, Dec. ga report
reached here this morning from Ewing.
between Fargo and st. George, the new
colony town, that a mob of negroes tried
to mob a white man who was manager
of large turpentine still at that place
last night. He barricaded himself aud
opened fire upon them, killing five men
and two women, wounding seven others.
Another report from Ewing states that
it was negro riot in which the killing
occurred last evening large number of
negroes being at q frolic. A general
fusillade occurred.
Two WERE. killed instantly, three were
fatally wounded and eight others We're
more or less seriously wounded by bull
let's. Several women were among the
wounded and one woman was killed.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-12-27
ARNOLD DAILY IS HELD.
Actor Held on Charge of Giving Immoral
Play, "Mrs. Warren's Profession"
at New York

NEW YORK, Dec 23.-Arnold DAILY,
the actor, was held in 500 bail in the
Tombs police court today, charged with
giving an immoral performance in pre-
senting George Bernard Shaw's play,
Mrs. Warren's Profession"
This drama appeared for one night
only several weeks ago at the Garrick
most crowded opening nights of the year,
and after the house had been sold out
for many days ahead, the play was
stopped by Police Commissioner Nc
Adoo.
Samuel Gumpertz. manager of the Gar
rick theater, was also held on the same
charge with Mr.. DAILY today in 500 bail.