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Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13
aECENT REFLECEIONH.

No. ? lamp Chimneys at The Racket
80 each. wASSc
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs.. Bert Dun
Hap, ason.
VIII we see you theree Where
At the Junior Play, Of course.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
ASpley. Q son.
The Racket will show you some Co.
100 and 100 counter bargains Satur'
day, April 99nd. Don't fail to attend
George Huffman sold 90 horses
yesterday for slS5 each. or $500
cash.
You'll find 1t at The Racket.
&C. @. Towner 10 moving his office
into the rooms on Second street for
merry occupied BY DR.. Buck.
--R. B. Jacobs 10 having o hand
some cement walk laid aTound his
residence property on North Spruce
street.
The Racket has postponed its open
ing until Saturday, April S9nd.
w. A. Kern is now agent Of the
Calgary Colonization Co., Of Mani
toba, Canada, and Is selling land to
colonists.
Minnie Hilton brought suit for
divorce against Albert Hilton on
ground Of abandonment. G. 9.
Towner is her attorney.
Frank Smith, who has been tax
ing course in pharmacy at Lawrence,
has successfully passed the state exami'
nation. He will probably have . po-
sition in one Of our drug stores here.
The base bali fans are getting
ready to open the season. No games
have yet been arranged but there is
some talk Of getting visiting team
here next week. Abilene will have q
stronger team than ever this year.
The city assessor. J. Shane, has
appointed j. B. Edwards as deputy to
assist in his work, the large amount
Of extra statistical work asked for BY
the state makes more work than one
can do and get all work done on time.
-HsrlngtCn Times: Miss Curtis
OF Abilene has been employed az
saleplsdy in Miss GOheen'S millinery
parlorS. The lady is quite well
known In Herington and needs no In
PRODUCTION. She would be pleased to
meet her friends.
--ManChester news: Go00 c0nn'
try butter has been q very scarce
article in this market the past few
weeks. The cause Of this Is prob
ably due to the fact that many farm
ers have recently purchased separa-
tors aid are now taking their cream
to the Dreamer.
Saturday, April 22nd, The Racket
opening.
-. S. Baumbaugh writes from
Fostorla, Ohio, where be Is loan agent
for the Union Central Life Insurance
Co.; 1--WE could not think Of getting
along without the REFLECTOR, 1t Is as
good as letter to US. We always
long to receive 1t. II 1t comes few
days late we begin to wonder what is
the mAtter.n
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13
Plant Your Trees

From Cutter q Sons sale yard cor.
eth and Buckeye, Abilene, whore you
viii fad the largest and most com
plata assortment Of fruit trees. shade,
svsrgreeh', yard lhrubbsry. roses,
Etc., in the county. Sale yard open
until May 10Th. Trees all sizes ana
prices 10 suit the purchaser Phons
q Bakers barn 52l.
MD. SEfTLr
SLIT haaagur Of ysrd-
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13
In New Location.

Al. G. Newton has moved his livery
stock to the barn formerly occupied
by Joe Badger on Spruce street north
Of the REFLECTOR Office. He has Q
fne line Of rigs and good horses and
Is equipped to feed teams for farmers
as usual. Give him a call and be
convinced. t&c
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13

The farmers Of Liberty oenter srs
buildings telephone line into Wood
Dine. They viii sxtsnd the line into
chs Pearl central thus giving the
Pearl and Plssssnt Hnl mutual em-
trails connection with Woodbins. The
Dhonss On he new line running into
Pleasant Hill ars; John Schneider,
John Adans. cliht katt and A. Z
anish. oth.rs win b addsd e S0Ol
e ~ ptosss srriEa.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13

River Brethren Have Convention
Many prominent members OF the
River Brethren church are here from
various parts Of the state to attend 3
convention for the discussion Of church
affairs and matters Of interest. The
Sunday school convention held at the
church yesterday was we'll attended
and an interesting program rendered.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13
Nsw store at Pearl.

The Weissepfluh Brothers who have
been running a general merchandise
store Of LyOnSdals have moved their
store to Pearl and are occupying .
handsome new store building there
The young men are busters and have
an excellent stock Of up-to-date goodI
Of every kind. The store is one thai
will please the people Of southeast
Dickinson and will add to the sttrac
tIons Of Pearl.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13
ABOUT PEOPLE.


M. Sullivan was in from Talmage.
Frank Parent went to Chicago FOL
a rest.
R. L. Broughton is here from Clay
Center.
B. r. Eye Of Talmage was . RREIEo'
TOR caller.
J.. Eugle, the Talmsge merchant
was In town.
j. e. Brewer returned from bust
ness trip to Topeka.
@. w. Staats Of WOodbine was Q
REFLECTOR caller.
Hiram Springer Of Dillon was the
guest Of A. BohannOn'
M. p. Sandborn came up from Chap
man to look after business matters.
Elias Dodge. enc Of Talmage's
wide awake farmers, was in the clty.
Rev, e. r. Brown Of Enterprise
drove '.Sand Springs" to town today
s. q. McElhenny and Frank HUI
OF Sherman we're in the city over
night.
Il. W. Ballweg is here from Spring
field, Ills, for few days. visit with
relatives.
T. J. Rexroat has gone to Morgan
willie where he was called by the ILL
ness Of his mother.
Mrs. G. E. Rice returned to Strong
City after visit with her daughter
Mrs. s. j. Ashby.
Mrs. E. J. Parent went to Humoolt'
Kas., this morning to visit her daugn'
tor, Mrs. j. e. Ross.
Howard N. Haskell left Tor mis-
homo in Boston after visit with his
uncle, J. D. Haskell.
Sheriff Favor returned from OSa-
watomie where, he placed Gottlieo
Hahn, insane, in the asylum.
Mrs. D. W. snowden and daughter
who have been visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
D. s. Clarke left for home' South
Bend, Ind.
W. e. Nottori. Henry jacobson ana
W. r. ohmie OF South Dickinson we're
pleasant REFLECTOR callers. They
report the wheat in their section look
ing fine.
Mrs. DR.. Quinn was Ia the city
She and her husband are making q
great success Of the WacOnda Springs
hotel and sanitarium. The season
opens April12th.
A.v. Huffman and wife Of Pueblo
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. G. 9. Hun
man. Mr.. H. is slowly recovering
trom his experience in a wreck :
month ago in which he received
broken arm, broken collar bone, thre'
broken ribs and other injuries. IL
is an express messenger.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13

because most Of the farmers have be-
longed to the association and no out
side dealer could get any grain with
out paying more than the farmers
could get out OF 1t by shipping it
themselves.
This 10 the provision that Attorney
General Coleman has pronounced to
be In violation Of the antitrust law.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13

: Invitations have been issued by
Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Lynn for the mar
risge Of their daughter. Florence, to
Mr.. David L. Campbell at their resi-
denCe near Acme Wednesday. April
10, at 8 p. m.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13
Vote for nay Queen.

The vote for May queen becomes
more interesting each day, While
the positions Of the candidates did not
change, both Miss Cooper and Miss
CrAmer made gains on the leader.
The fnllnWinO IN the vnta:
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13

Pricas for craamely butter ~ points
nkmsd for week eading today. Dickinnon
e1unil p!iss * eezs ~ tAaa HsS Fora
go o'II-isssT ss5sl.aor ~. asis1
, (, '':s''1's's-o...--gssss - '.'4 %
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13
Zoo Wet 10 PloW.

Have your pillow and cultivAtOr
work done ct Toliver's Machine Shop,
Abilene. They POLISH them. 2s.4
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13

Grain markets corrected every THURSDAY
morning By ". B. Giles. ErAln and eoAil
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1905-04-13

/ second hand buggy. $50.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
Listening to the Fishes.

For listening to the noise made by
hshel In the depths ut the seas. n Nor.
wpglan inventor has devised n telephon,
TO be lowered overheard from fishing
boats. with this he claims q fisherman
can detect the progence Of fsh. their
numbers and even their kind. Hcrrlngs,
or smaller ash. when they come In large
numbers, make n piping. whistlins
sound. while cod make a roaring noise.
when they come close to the submhrina
telephone the movements Of the indi.
yidual ish n he distinguished. Tho
instrument consists OF a microphous
In q acknowledgements steel box. II
Is connected by electric wires with a
telephone In the vessel above, Every
sound In the water below is intensified
BY the %microphonc and conducted by
the electric wires to the telephone
Stray Stories.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
rrcxr.xseur Z

Prof. sylvester Durham was once
asked by n Of his not very ln1us-
trlous students whether he thought
Hebrew would be the language In
Heaven. The genial professor replied:
Il am not sure: but II would DO safe
for you TO be prepared"
A man who Is always on the look
ont for novelties. says the 81. James
budget. recently asked . dealer In au-
tomobiles II there was anything new
In machines. There's . patented i'm
pro,ement that has Just been put on
the market" replied the dealer. "A
folding horse that ats under the seat"
A lawyer named Pstcheli recently
had q case In an Irish court. where the
plaintiff in . breach Of promise suit
asserted that tho defendant kissed her,
but that she did not return his salutcs.
"weil, I never came across q girl like
that" remarked Lawyer Patcheii.
-we won't go into these personal rev.
Citations here. Mr.. Patchcll." said the
Judge.
senator Proctor. Of Vermont, d re-
ported 10 have said that the finest
speech he ever made consisted OF only
-four words. Senator Hoar In a speech
In the course Of which he chancd
ood.naturedly the senator from the
Green Mountain state. made this lit
lie thrust: NO man In Vermont IL
allowed 10 vote unless he has made
$4,000 trading with Massachusetts, PEG
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

one Of the royal family. mumbiinG
'Ene-meue-mony-my. and opening the
flask In front Of zach one. and pretty
soon they all began to get nervous
and scratch themselves. and the en-
peror slapped his leg and pinched his
arm and put his hnsers down his collar
and scratched his neck. and the crow
prince jumped up and kicked his les
and scratched his bach. and said.
Say. Mid. you are not hypnotizIns uA
are you," and l said. "Ene-mene-
mony.my," and kept on touching he
stopper.
BY and by they all got to scratching,
and the emperor turned sort Of pale
but he vas going 10 see the show
through to the end. ~ long a. he had
a ticket. and he said. what Ia the
joke. anyway" and kept on saying
"Ene-mene-mony-my." and walking
around In front OF them, and dad be-
gan to dance around. too. and dis
under his shirt bosom and ssratch his
leg. and they all scratched In uni
son and laughed. and q little prince
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
HONEST PHYSICIAN
Works with Himself First.

-
u - "'.''N' 10 assume '"a' Pn'e'-
Clans a'o AWAY Shep''ea' ns 10 ,he
ou's'''o pioPe'''pS ot "h''h'"s ei'e
'hah utusr
'hu'el' 'he pest DOCTORS are 'hosc
VINO seen 10 nee' WIN as ',''e use o.
utuss as poAhule u ny 'he nse o'
eotFoet 1000 M utlhk, a physician
writes from Valli' 10 yen row ne maze
a wen man ot hi'hsei' win Na'u'es
f.meuy'
oe'o'e ! eamc rom Europe "here
was oorh' ne aays. III was my Gus
,om W Inc oo"ee win miih 'e"'c Nv
iat' WIN ny morning. mea,. . shh''.
cup 'e'ie ho'E, ni'et my u,nner ava
W. - ""a,''na' sm' '"pN 7"
my eiup uu'l"s 'np eNeh'hs.
ume h.r'paA ssmp.vms ae,sf
ops', WIZ pn 2" ."e e rs'oa'
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

asked how long before they would
know what Il was all about. and / said
my ene-mene, aud looked solemn. ana
dad said. what you giving US" aud
| said, Never you mind. this "a my
show and | AN the whole push" and
everybody had raised UP out Of hi,
chair and each was scratching Tor ali
;hat was out. and finally the emperor
said. Il like . Joke rs well as any
body, bu, ! can't laugh until I know
what ! am laughing about aud he
told dad To maze me show what was
In the bottle. and ! showed the bottle
and there IA nothing In II. and there
they stood scratching themselves. and
| told dad We better excuse ourselves
and 20. and We were going all right
enough when dii said. what Is t.
you are doing. and "a we got almos;
TO the door ! said. Your majesty.
have. Distributed. impariially. ! trust
In the royal family OF Germany. n half
a pint of The hungrlest ileas that Egypt
a produce, Tor they have been In
that flask three weeks with nothing 10
eat except Themselves. aud I estimate
that there were a million Cairo teas
In the flask. enough TO set up house
keeping In your palacc, with enough to
stock the palace Of your crown prince
when be Ia married. and this Il that
you may remember the visit Of Peaks
Bad hoy and his dad.
The emperor was mad nj first. hut
he laughed. and when We got out Of
the palace dad leaned against a lamp
post and scratched his back. and said
10 me. "Hennery. you never ought to
have did Il, and | said. "Wha, could
a poor boy do when called upon sud.
denly TO do something to entertain roy
alty?"
We'll" says dad, II dom, care for
myself. but thls thing IL apt o bring
on international complications and |
said. ayes. II will bring Persia into It,
cause they VIII have to use Persian
Insect powder 10 get rid Of them and
then We vent 10 our hotel and fought
Meas all night. aud though, OF the
sleepless night the royal family were
having.
Well. 10 long. old Pu~mmorn!ckel.
Yours truly.
HENNERY.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
OLD WORLD ODDITIES.

There can b. seen In Northampton
q gentleman who wears a mustache the
ends OF which reach down TO his vest
pockets
Having borrowed the money 20 buy
II ticket. Johann kur4. a poor Tyrolean
farmer, has s'cr-si the chief prize
Of es.o0 ~ The annual Austrian
charity lo,icty.
ON the occasion OF q cyclists wed.
ding at Epplnv near London. the other
day tho bride and bridegroom rode
10 church on slnsle machines and re
turned on a tandem.
In turning over the leaves o. n book
which he had brought Tor thrccpcuce
NJ n London books,all. the purchaser
found therein two c5 notes which
were dated May, 1875.
Edwin Weber. a London money
lender. has % n into bankruptcy. Tie
Judge OF tho bankruptcy u said
webbor wa. the only bankrupt money
lender he hal ever heard OF.
\ woman OF Lancashire. England.
sen, tnis note 70 the local postmaster:
"will you please send me word II I
can send two girls to--ta Yorkshire
town. by parcel post. and how much
will Il cnst?'
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
1xLIaIous wo1xHRA

-. u.x n Marshall u.stov -
a, nsrr.h~s, rp,scouaI church. =
r,s,vs, Colo for n years. has
cTc,s,.s =, snoa b.ptisms. aIsoO
s,r.r,,, .oa 4 q v.ddInss
49,. M 80. ola no hv res.nn
~ NJ. l,rs.ss and are has been the
vsx,..,.sd hssd Of the Confueianists n
~. ~, ~ Yor.. vhere the p~re.pytsr.
"a u,IssIo1 fas been holding evanec-
Hattie services. has nov, accepted Chris
sfsrI,v m. .on has long be~a
ChrI.siss and = church leader.
rnra p.a.,,rk tooxn M the
.pr..chor pcsr" ouen delivers 70.
,ir,ous sadrssse. bo,h IN london and
the p~roylnces. He actually founded In
Russia the sect known a the Pash-
koffski. which may be best described
A ynouymou with Bil', Christians,
hut The hol, synod drove him Out Of
Russia
Rev n 81 y Ranch. oas,or al the
Reformed church s,rouasburv. pa.
4. an ..,n.., rs,,L., .u,nv IN. youns
u.onl. M ,h., ma. sams OF them.
member. on liz obureh propo.sa TO
y,x. . ,,,,.,,.l .h,v and Mr. Raueh
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
FROM FIELDS AFAR.

A. Calcutta a society has been
formed for the protection OF wild an!.
mails.
The German department OF roads
and communities has ordered the at.
tcndants on sleeping ears 10 wear
gloves while on duty.
The provincial legislature OF brit.
ish Columbia has passed a law abolish.
Ing the wearing Of wigs as an ac-
compartment OF othclal attire.
The struggles for efficiency In the
Drl,bh army proceeds apace. The
var once o proposes to alter the
pitch OF the bands Of the guards.
The teo-year enlistment plan Ia
France II likely TO deprive the French
army OF It's banda. An efficient bands.
mar Ia not to be made In two years.
Thirty-sev.n rabbits which had been
inocnlated with the typhoid bacillus
have been stolen from the bacteria
iosicN institute a. ~saarbruea. Prus-
s.x
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
The BAD Boy Finds Germany very
Much Like Hilwsukss-Hs Plays
Humblsty Peg with the German
rrinees-Hs Entsrtains the Royal
Family with 80 Trick"

NJ hun. tEpHbE w ttth.
Ux.Covcrnor VI Wisconsin. Former Edito
CT Peaks sun. Author OF "Pcck'a
had boy. . Etc)
Copyright. isc. by Joseph u powlesD
Berlin. Germany.-My Dear Old
PummernlckeI.-Now We have got
pretty near home. and you would en-
Joy II to be with Ia. because You
couldn't tell this town from Milwaukee,
except for the military precision with
which everything Is conducted. where
you never take a glass Of beer withpu.
cracking your heels together like a SOL
der, and giving a military salute to
the bartender. who Is the commander.
in-ohief OF all who happen to patronlEe
his bar, everybody here acts like he
was at a picnic In the woods. with n
large barrel Of beer with Precipitation
oozing down the outside. aud a spigot
Of the largest size. which nlis a
schooner at M turn of the wrist. aud
every man either smiles or laughs out
isud. and you feel as though there
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

was happiness everywhere. aud tina,
heaven Vas right here In this creates,
German city. There IL laughter every.
where. except when the emperor drives
by, escorted by his body guard. on the
fne,t horses In the world. then every
citizen on the street stops smiling aad
Laughing. all stand Mt attention. and
every face takes on q solemn. patriotic.
almost a hghtius look. ~ though each
man would consider II his happlest
duty and pleasure to walk right up
To the mouth Of cannon and die In
his tracks for hia palc.faced. haggard
ana loved emperor. And the emperor
never smiles on his subjects a. he
passes. hut looks into every eye on
10th sides OF the beautiful street with
an expression Of agony on his face.
but a proud Hight In his eye. a. though
he would say, "Acn. Colt, but they arc
daisies, and they would hRht for the
fathcriand With ,.e last breath In
their bodies"
The pride OF the people Ia that
rnous,ached young man. with the look
OF suffering. Is only eQlalled by the
pride OF the emperor In every German
IN Germanv or nnywbors 40 ,ho -
Of Tho rlohc Tbero 4. ,nno ., ~
.ueIlo nan a,.h NJ wa -. ~
America whon Tho n,.sito,, a."
,hrouph bis naon,o. ,,onx -, -.
x.ii "Iiolt, T-etay - ,,h1,a -. -
| teeth and Ianpbs and s,,,ds wn a. NJ
.ar,Iaya a,d az. ILL., Nj. So
n, rccngrI,es an ao,nstn,,n"a o.,
,ho.e samo attcIlo puir ,,nar 80
urobabIy i,,,, AZ loyai ,a ,ha,r RI,
vhercver h. NAV ho .rI u.r,a al,
A. hard ma ina loyln, co-,nns g",It
mr. thelr hcro1p,ry .n,orn
sunnos ,here il sonohoav woxLtan
An Derlin I'm, Il sa.us :, ,s 10, ,aa
whole nnnnlnti,n "a f,r a.. .an 49,
scen "a hen, nm on,ovi,, oy.r, 49,
xaltinr The s,r,c,s Il, eoni oIn,sas
giving military sniu,s. a,, ,.,nLtn.
bccr be,vcen m,,ls ana ,srp,n, 49,,
vhn, GERMANY would Al ~ nm o,amr
n h -ever.nrrs.n, chin an ,ha s,on,aa,
shonid bo l.nc.kn, or oyo, aa"iIant
auy put ,boy an soem A. ,oyo 49,
,ra and when we re,,s,.,.d ,, ~.
hotel ,rom vIivanlse WI a.
citizens becnn ,n ga1hc s,onnJ ~ an,
nst about reI,tives n, am ,,o,,a 1hay
seom ,o thinL I'm, ever Gorm,, ,'so
bas set,ie1 In u,iw,nkee o.n.a -,
.,y .rd ,ha, MI ara ,foh $3.50,
some dav ,hsv Mn "ono h,c,- ~ c.
,,sny and sne,G Tho mn,aS a,a az,
,ar ,,s arnarar ~ ' "s
ws a,a no, nav. ,ho haas, J.. col,
,,.n ,ha, au ,ha narmsas ~ M,
~,atos wars "oIng n s,aS ,,aro ana
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

any mAsquerhds ciotnes 70 cs'i On q
smperot OF 'ine you &C wnen
you VISIT royaity In turkey ana nsyp',
~, soou irock cost a sI.k nat
~" uAAs 10" IN tne nay
my. ana = swAao.-.a'i u zen
oer ~ nisn,. 30 uad put oh ~ .tocN
eoa' anu SAN nat, Jus. ~ ne ~ou,u 70
~ anu a',ena an a'sesnocn ~soains
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p.''os. w"ss .nsso.
nss'ns 'ua VIVA ne auu
.uc e"p'sss w. uoms '"me ns''e
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an nme'''an sen,.cmsn .aa 1s Wy
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emp''o.. VIM ~o.c "
sur. WIN nv m' '.""', on'
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plus'u mun'pl''y pes VI" Vae '"p',
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a u"''s ''n i"' JIM %. ~
rea' f''hH nAn my a"u ! 'nH"N
ene omIeIo' "nn onp'.r1 .a'c .no',
as'u mem Va '"elr "'eN'nn', '"',"
"uss ,oIu me VI se''ra u''es 'n's
hau p'as'u on thsi' "lr'. ,ne cn'
p.ior' WHEN they hau 'up'e' llon u"e
nan boy ahl " mane nv o,usH
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w. U 'nlh ,h'm irpm WAT we W
america heafn anout we EMPEROR "
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anyDody 'ha' play'u a lf'ok on n,n.
u they sad ne "on'a s'ahn any'nihs
rom ,he oniiufeh' ahu ENJOY " ou,
u grown men a,'eihp'ea 10 monke
win MN the iur "ouih ny iar
crown prince 'aihn IN anu was miro
d"e-a 10 me ana No seemed ptouo 10
see me, cause nus unol", ''ihoc ',.n-
~ had 'olh MN "oou' oo'us = ",'-
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that to"h were 'he hahus"'nest ne ha'
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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

Good citizens" said tie reformsr
should band together and get control
OF the primaries"
But what method would You sd.
vise'" asked his friend. 'Jm Titan mr.
plain assault and battety."-Puck.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

40 you think YOU have tho roqul'
sites Of a successful political %carccry"
Il don't know about the reaui-itcs.'
answered Senator Sorghum" but I've
got the porqul ltos all rlght."-was
lngton Star.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

He-Here Is one OF those articles on
how to live on nine dollars a week.
Ills Wife-Well-i suppose IL could
be done,
''oh. yes, hut the writer doesn', tell
you how to chuck a blum so as TO make
folks think you are living on ninety
Puck.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15

NO" she said, II don't like cats.
They're so cruel. They kill the dear
little birds"
"ies," replied the sarcastic man,
Its too bad you cant trim your hats
with cats, isn't N:"--Philadelph,s
Ledger.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
Post Mortern.

Ills hair has all changed color"
due 10 dylng?'
Guess Il g. u looks doai."-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1905-09-15
Had To.

81 see Bilklns eiopcd with his
cook"
what did he do that for"
"No way out of Il. She was the best
cook they over had. and she gave no.
tice. Life.