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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05

We'll, are you going away this sum
mer, old mali?" asked Flitte
mo, said Flatte. Il shall stay righ
in dear old Harlem.
But you said you needed rest and
quiet?'
wen, I'm getting them The six
children downstairs went away, the
singing girl across the hall has ton
silitis, the piano fiend has broken heI
arm, somebody's stole the parrot. and
my wife has gone to the country. ~
New York Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05

A negro woman named Dora Smith,
aged forty-two years. died very sud
denly at her home in Park City. KY.
She had been in her usual good health
and attended church, and after return.
ing home sat down on the steps and
ate some watermelon. Suddenly she
became III and was seized with a
coughing spell and died before ply
stefan could be procured.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05

..Bingler's wife was English, wasn't
she2'
Yes. And one Of his daughters was
born in France and the other in Ger
many And his son was born IN
Italy,
"A squabble in the family must be
interesting"
.'Squabbfe! It's more like an in
ternational WARP Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
HER UNHAPPY WAY.

THAT girl has an unfortunate idea
&C repartee.'
Yes" answered Miss Cayenne.
"She has an idea that she is saying
smart things when she is merely say
ing things that smart. Washington
Star.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
PROVED He WAS FOREMAN.

Lady lin party viewing stone quarry
land which is the foreman?" -.
Casey proudly) -"Oi am" ~'''
Lady Really?"
Casey-"Oi kin prove ut. Calls to
laborer). Kelly. Kelly, yer foiredP'-
Judge.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05

+ 1t is in a country in which the women
are most eoquettish that civilization
has attained its zenith, ayers The Bou-
doir. 1t is to the coauetry of women
that one owes the refinement Of man
.a1r.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
MORE CONTAMINATION.

"They have discovered graft in great
quantities in Phiiadelphia's filtration
plant"
What are they going to do now?
Go back to boiling the water ?"-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
a GREAT IDEA.

did you ever notice that most OF
the sudden and disastrous fires are
due to spontaneous combustiong'
mo, but Eve often thought sponta-
neous combustion would be splendid
thing to keep on tap for lighting the
kitchen fire Philadelphia Ledger.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
TIRED YOUTH.

Tommy Going to the circus this
year, Willy? l ann
Willy-"Yes. OF course. we don't
care very much about it ourself, but
papa limited SO desperately that we
really felt obliged to begin teasing. -
Puck.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
THE RNASON

Now, why is it, asked his father,
that. we celebrate your birthday,
Willie?"
Because wasn't twins, guess"
replied the penetrating youngster.--
Puck.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
an EASY HOE.

Mrs Crawford-"W don't your
husband buy you an auto?''
Mrs. Crabshaw-"He says we can
run into debt fast enough now without
employing machinery Puck.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05

= Governor PennypaclEer's proposal for
mniform divorce legislation receives the
endorsement Of a majority Of state
iExecutives.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
moo BAp.

He-"I only know that love you"
She-'Ob, dear; thought you knew
Eli about an automobile, tool"-Smart
Set.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05

# observes the Pittsburg Gazette;
s'War has been declared against the
dealers in medicatcd meats. Pure
meat or none"
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05

"A The price Of chloroform has been rel
duced forty per cent, 1t is evident
that DR.. Osler has not succeeded in
causing the demand to exceed the sup
s,1v
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
FRO AND con.

That the early bird catches the worm,s
Is something we've often been taught,
And yet we may state, if the worm had
slept late
It surely would not have been caught.
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
Rafnaed 3 resslsr.

"a member of the London Stock Ex
change. who failed to go into the witt
ness box in q case in which ne inquired
as defendant, has been suspended fol
two years. n
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
A sEAsoNABLE ARTICLE.

He-"Do you believe in platonic af-
lection. theny'
She Certainly. I think it is an ex-
cellent thing for the summer
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
POSSIBLY.

'But the railroad men say the inter-
state commerce commission has had
very few complaints from shippers"
Il dare say the shippers know bet
ter than to complain. Puck
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
QUITE LIKELY.

Little Willie-"Say, pa. what does
this paper mean by ties of blood?'
Pa-"Must be new shade Of red
neckties, my son. Chicago News.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-09-05
REMINISCENT.

officer Doolan-"I once pulled in the
Yale crew.
Yalevard-"W What had they been do
ing?s-Life
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Ordinance No, 66

An ordinance amending,sectiOns 1, ?, 3, 14, and l5, of Ordinance No Is, the same being sn "Ordinance providing for the manner and time of holding municipal elections for the Town Of Skagway, Alaska anC for other pur- poses" Be it ordained by the common council of the Town of Skagway, Alaska that sec ions l, ?, ,, II, and 10. of Or diuance No IS, be and the same are hereby amended so as to read as fol- l lows, towit:
 Section l. An annual election shall be held, each and every year, in the Town of Skagway Alaska on the first tuesday in April; said election shall commence at clock a. m. and con- tinue until : o'clock D. m. of the said day, without closing of the polls. Section ,. At each annual election there shall be elected, by the qualified voters of the Town of Skagway, seven councilman, who shall hold there of fees for the tern of one year and until their successors are elected and quallf- ed. That at the annual election, he d on the first Tuesday in.April 1905, there shall be elected by the qualified vuters Nl NAlC NNhOOA NA0AAANb NA NhAN AN"A VI Skagway, a school bOarj consisting of director a treasurer, and a clerk, who shall hold their officers for the term of one, two and three, years respect iyely and until their successors are elected and qualified. At each annual election, thereafter, there shall be elect ed, by the qualified voters of the school district of the TOwn of Skagway, one member of the School Board, who shall hold his office for the term of Three Years and nntil his successor is elected and qualified.
 Section 3. That every male person, twenty-One years of age, who is citl- zen of the United States or who has declared his intention of becoming such, and who has resided continuously one year, next preceeding the election, ID the Districi of Alaska and six months, next proceeding the cleo ion, in the Town of Sksgway, shall be qualified e e'ectOr to vote for members of the com mon council at the annual election. That all adults, who are citizens of the United states or who have declared their intention to become such, and who are residents of the schO ldistriUt shall be qualified electors to vote for members of the School Board at the annual elc'- ion.
 That section l4 of Ordinance IS be and the same is hereby amended by striking out Ihe following paragraph thereof, tOwit; 1.-The other packages the Clerk must produce before the Board of Common Councilmen when in session for the purpose of canvsSsing returns" and by adding thereto the following paragraph, lOwit;
 The judges of ele,tioa shall declare the seven candidates for couucilm n, and members of the School Board who have received the grestes5 numt.r of votes for their respective offices, duly elected and shall issue and de iver 10 them cer ifcates of their election.
 That section 15 of said Ordinance be and the same is hereby repealed.
 That this Ordinance shall take effect and te in force on an after the date of Its passage and approval.
 Introduced Feb. 2 tn. 1905.
 First reading Feb 2 tn. 1905.
 Passed. approved, and signed by the mayor, February 2 tn. 1905.
 l., $. Keller
 Mayor. W . McKaan Clerk
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
LOOKS GOOD
Big Shipments Come For
 Skagway House

The shipment of merchandise from the south for Skagwsy wholesale houses do not indicate that Sksgway is a back number. On the last Humboldt the firm of RosS-Higgins received the largest single shipment of hams and bacon and one of the largest shipments of coffee that ever came north, besides great quantities of other merchandise for i,s Skagwsy store. The hams and bacon and coffee shipments, according to the ships manifest, include IS tons of hams and bacon and l6 tons otcotfee.
 It Is learned that this great quantity O, goods has not come north to fill or ders for the interior, but they are a straight buy for the wholesale and re- tail trade of the Sksgwsy house
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Ordinance No. 64

To provide for clearing of sidewalks uf snow and ice. The town Of Skagwsy does ordain as follows:
 All occupants, owners and agents of pruperty abutting upon streets which are provided with sidewalks shall keep the sidewalks in front of their respective property clear of snow and ice.
 It shall be the duty of the town m r. shSl when the condition of suy sidewalk on account of the accumulation of snow and ice shall become a menace to the safety and convenience of pedestrians upon sad sidewalk 10 notify the Occup- ant of the sbutting property to remO c such snow or ice forthwith. la case such abutting property IS unOCcupied, ther the marshal shall notify the owner of the property 10 remove such snow or ice. and in case the property is un- occupied and the owner thereof resides outside the town of Sksgway, but has an agent residing thereon whose duty 1t Is to care for such property, then the town marshal shall notify such agent to the same effect. If any such occupant, owner or agent above mentioned shall, after having been notified by the town marshal as above provided, refuse or neglect to remove such obstruction or snow or ice within one day after having received such notice, such occupant owner or agent shall De deemed guilty of A misdemeanOr an0 shall upon con- viction thereof before the municipal magistrate be subject to fine of not less thau Ave or more then twenty-five dollars. Passed the Council January l6 tn 1905
 Approved January l6 th 1905
 L. $. KELLER, Mayor and President of the Council. W. $. McKean,
 Clerk.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
IN LINE
Skagway People Are 0bserv'
 ing St. P,trick'S Day

Everywhere in Skagway today are vis- ible the shamrock and the green of old Ireland in celebration of St. Patrick's Day. They appear on the apparel Of men and women and boys and girls, in the windows of the stores' and on the desks in the offices. Homes are deco rated and public places. Everybody are paying tribute to the Emeral Isle and its patron saint.
 The only public celebration of the occasion will be the Elks' dance to- night, It will probably be generally attended.
 Word comes from Whitehorse that there is a general observance of the day in that town. There vii be sev- eral functions tonight including an Irish dinner to be given at the Vancou- yer hotel by Barney McGee and the ap- pearance of Miss Longacre and Miss Spalding, in concert at the athletic club,
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
WHITfHORSE LIKES
 SKAGKAYS MAYOR

Dr. L. s. Keller, after six weeks pleasantly and prOftably spent in this place, returned to Skagw' y today, but will be back in Whitehorse for few weeks after the fishing season opeus. Dr, Keller is very popular here and has done much, by his excellent music, to aid the social life of Whitehorse during the past few weeks.-Whitehorse Star.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
PERSONAL MENTION


 William Lawson will leave tomor- row morning with Frank Bishoprick for Whitehorse. Mir. Lawson will as sist Mir. Bishoprick with his large stock of goods to Fairbanks, where he will remain for a time.
 A. S. Dautrick, agent for the Alaska Steamship Company at Juneau, who came up on the Humboldt, returned to his home on the Dolphin.
 Miss Sorenson, the Dawson milliner, left on the train for the interior this morning,
 Thomas Tugwell, who arrived from the south on the Princess May, went to Whitehorse this morning.
 J. L. Hershberg, the Dawson mer- chant, left for the interior this morn ing.
 Abe Stein and his son, Mark, left for Dawson this morning.
 A. J. Baker has returned from a trip to the states at the south.
 NJ. J. Mclaughlin will resume his duties at the summit tomorrow.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Electric Masssgs TreA'msnt

The Principal Barber Shop. has SC cured the great Carpenter Vibrator, and is prepared to give the best cleo tric massage treatment that ever has been devised. They are an absolute cure for headache, rheumatism and other disorders, improve the circula- tiOn and give nervous strength. We have private rooms for ladies. Priuci- pal Barber Shop.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Invaluablo for Rhsumatism

have been suffering for the past few years W th severe attack of rheuma- tism and found that Ballard's Snow libi- meut was the only thirg that gave me satisfaction and tended to alleviate my pains. March 74th, Iso2, John c. Deg nau. Kinsmsn, Ill. 2Sc sec and sI.oo. Sold by Kelly Drug Go.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
WORK BEGINS ON
 DAWSON RAILROAD

The work of construction on the Klondike Mines railroad began Tues day. A dispatch in the WhitehorSe Star says all legal Instructions were finally removed.and the franchise gran ted. There was no demonstration on the turning of the first dirt.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Chamberlain Collie. Cholera and
 Diarrhosa Remedy

The great success of this preparation in the relief and crre Towel complaints has brought it into almost universal use. IL never fails, and when reduced with water aud sweetened is pleasant to take l. is equally valuable for children aud adults. For sale by Kelly Drug Go.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17

have sold my entire express busi- ness and good will thereof to E. McC. Weste, of the Merchants Express De. livery, who will receive all orders and deliver the same promptly
 F. NJ. Lucavish. Skagway. March l, 1905. 321w Office Phone 90. Residence S4.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Fountain Pen Found

Fountain pen found on Moore wharf. Owner call at office on wharf and prove property. 10 Zt
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Coming From Russia

A doctor who can cure rheumatism will cure one person free for a trial, for the cost of medicine. Call phone l0I.
 3-ll-2t.
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Wanted

A secondhand tent of about 5Ox35 feet dimensions. Address: Peniel Mis- sion. 373t
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Al Wholesale Prices

The Mascot saloon sells liquors. either bulk or case goods at wholesale prices. All the old brands always on hand. l0I tf
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Fresh Meat

The Frye-Bruhn Co. keep all kinds Of fresh meat constantly on hand. If
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17

New hair combs, belts and stocks, at HarriSOns'
The daily Alaskan., 1905-03-17
Notice to Public

w. S. McKean, Clerk.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19
WILLIAMS
IN DARK
fas Heard Nothing of
the Game With
Punahous.

According to the three evening pa
pers published yesterday, the Puma
hous and the H. A. C's are to meet on
the diamond next Saturday. the game
to be for cup and to decide which
is the best team.
There is no good or sufficient reason
why these teams should meet again.
They have already decided the ques-
ton of supremacy to the satisfaction
of the sporting community.
Moreover, Captain and Manager Jim
my Williams of the Honolulus has not
been approached on the matter.
Anyway, the champions would not
undertake another game, for, apart
from sentiment, Fernandez is leaving
town and ALI. Williams is unable to
play.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19
GEMS FROM
MPORARIES

1t was an all red Regatta Day all
along the line, with just enough rep
resentation Of the blue TO remind them
that they'll be there next time.
Regardless of the excitement over
the national game, Honolulu always
has the crowds to turn out for the
strictly Hawaiian Regatta Day events.
Last Saturday was a red letter day
in Honolulu-the scarlet in the harbor
aouatics and the crimson on the dia-
mond field
Regatta events brought forth the
usual crop of kicks and protests. 1t
is a pity, for the sake of the sport
loving public that racing conditions
may not be so we'll understood that
disputes would become impossible.
Captain Gus Rose laments the failure
Or partial failure-of the Hawaiian
team at Seagirt, but, as an apology, in
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19
SporticLes.

Senior baseball pau.
Enter the footballers
Who said another baseball game?
Joy to the other league pitchers is
as Napoleon to bunch of pigmies.
Hampton pitched a good game on
Saturday, but in the giddy sixth and
festive seventh, the Reds. with their
eyes on the pennant, slammed his
curves all over the lot.
AL. Moore enquired yesterday if there
had been a game on Saturday.
Hole of the Elks is champion whittier.
Some of the senior league players
spoil many a swat by sacrificing gray
matter TO muscle.
Winter League Scorer Newman Off
ciated at the big game on Saturday.
Joy has all that winning pitcher
needs-speed, control; slow. tantalizing
ones and fast, sharp breaking balls and
pitchers assets.
Saturdays game made it eight
straight for the H. A. C's, a record in
its way.
The Rapid Transit and Armour cups
fall to the league winners, also the pos
session of the Spalding trophy for an
other year.
The seasons games in which the
FllkS and HonoluluS participated re-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19

Well, the season is over and the
Honolulus are again on top, twice
times winner.
With four other teams against them
and a disastrous losing streak expert
enced at the commencement of the sea-
son, the H A. C.s have won out.
And so for another year the flag will
, fly from the Honolulu's pole.
Why did the reds win? Well, per-
haps, the simplest explanation is that
the other teams don't class with the
champs.
It can not be denied that the pen
nant winners have the ssclass'' and are
the logical winners of the flag race.
Glass is hard thing to define. Tt
is sort of a will-o' -the-wisp attri-
butte which is stamped all over cham
pions, whether they be of the prize
ring or the diamond.
Take the H A c. team and segre-
gate it, and you will say that individ-
ually it is not classy team. Take it
as whole and you will have to ad-
NIT that as team it plays classy
baseball
It is the best organized team in the
league.
Every man has fitted into the place
assigned to him like cog into a per-
fectly contrived piece of machinery,
and the brand of baseball that they
have served, for their last eight games
anyway, has been of the team brand
not of the Individual star variety.
To Captain and Manager Jimmy
Williams must go great deal of the
credit for the seasons victory. There
is little question but that his whole
some, enthusiastic spirit has animated
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19
YACHT KAPOLEI
GIVEN SECOND PLACE

In the same spirit with which it was
carried on, the dispute over the award
ing of places in Saturdays yacht race
was ended yesterday afternoon in true
sportsmanlike way. Vice Commodore
George F. Renton, misunderstanding or
not being fully informed as to the
course. did not bring his yacht Kapolei
over the finishing line. Judge L. de L.
Ward by the rules gave Commodore
Picker's Spray first place and Sorenson
& Lyles Hawaii second place. Renton
made an amiable protest to Ward,
showing that to the best of his in
formation the course he had sailed was
the correct one.
Yesterday afternoon Judge Ward ana
Mr.. Sorenson met in Commodore Pick
ers office. 1t was Immediately ac-
knowledged that the misunderstanding
was a regrettable one and both Messrs.
Sorenson and Picker stated that it was
their desire to eliminate technicalities.
Then Mr.. Sorenson of the Hawaii stated
that he felt that the Hawaii had really
been beaten by the Kapolei. THE Ka-
polei sailed over the same distance and
had she continued over the line would
have beaten me. L am quite willing to
second place to the Kapolei.'
In view of>so sportsmanlike a pro-
posal there was nothing to do but
acquiesce in Mr.. Sorenson's frank sug-
gestion and now the official record of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19
Fire Insurance
THE B. F. DILLINGHAM; CO.,
LIMITED.

General Agents for Hawaii
Atlas Assurance Company OF London.
Phoenix Assurance Company of Lon
don.
New York Underwriters Agency.
Providence Washington Insurance Coma
pany.
Fourth Floor, Stangenwald Building.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19

the 1905 regatta's first-class yacht race
stands thus:
l. Spray -. Commodore HE. Picker
2 Kapolei. -. Vice-Commodore Renton
3. Hawaii ............ Sorenson & Lyle
This closes an incident regretted by
all in a manner that speaks well for
the yachting in Honolulu and it's abso-
lutte cleanliness.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19
SUGAR FACTORS AND
VIM. G. IRWIN & CO., LTD.
AGENTS FOR THE

Royal Insurance Co, of Liverpool.
England.
Alliance Assurance CO., of London
England.
Scottish Union g. National Insurance.
Co., of Edinburgh, Scotland.
Fire Association of Philadelphia.
Alliance Insurance Corporation Ltd.
Wilhelma of Magdeburg General In
surance Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19

The committee of the Fiji Jockey Club
are determined to bring their course up
to date in every respect. By the last
steamer from New Zealand they have
imported an upto-date total1zator ma
chine, which will be of considerable
advantage to investors. The commit
tee have also ordered several starting
gates of the latest pattern.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19

the teams playing. Primarily Will
halls is an enthusiast, and any one
who gets close to him feels the con-
tagion.
Always on the bench, always pres
emit with cheerful, encoura ging words,
he has been real mana ger-a man.
ager in the best sense of the word.
Of course the Reds have been lucky.
In more than one of their winning
games it has been very apparent that
they have played in remarkable luck.
But this good fortune wasn't entirely
responsible for winning. Far from
that. It helped, certainly, but the in
trinsic merit of the team as team,
was most largely responsible for
success
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-09-19

There has yet to be a first-elass
yacht race without a squabble.
9.9.1.l..slsssls-s.-sp. -S.9..0-.0-eS.-S
quires: How could we help it? There
we were, a lot of colonies, majors, cap
tains and all the way down to pri-
Yates, shooting against a lot of briga-
dier-generals and the like. How could
we shoot against big fellows like that?"
That bears out a suggestion that all of
the men in the Hawaiian team should
have been commissioned and uniform
ed as generals before they left here.