Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-02-18

myself alone? Heidi you think L
loved you for your mother sooner
vile Journal.
Mr. and Mrs. Nubride have Joined
the church" why not? Turn about's
fair play; didn't the church join them2"
Philadelphia Press.
Lady-Did you ever feel as though
you'd like to work. Tramp-Yes'm.
wouldn't mind being lneman for
wireless telegraph company.-Judge.
"Brainleigh tells me he is writing
a popular novel" Eyes, his doctors
insisted on his resting his mind for
while!'-New Orleans Times Demo-
crat.
lie Got 1t: The Woman--No, | can't
give you meal. The Tramp didn't
think you could, mum; you look too
young and inexperienced to know how
to cook.-New York Sun.
Church. see the Attorney General
Is going to stop all this guessing busi-
ness In the newspapers Gotham
Whom do you suppose that's aimed
at? The weather bureau ?--Yonkers
Statesman.
Lucky Stars I've had a very sue
cessful season. said the prosperous.
looking theatrical manager "Wen,
you can thank your stars for that" re-
piled the seedy -looking manager.-
Yonkers Statesman.
He-Do you remember your old
school friend, Sophy Smythe? She
Yes, indeed, do. A most absurd-look-
ing thing. SO silly, tool What became
of her? He-Oh, nothing. ONLY
married her.--Boston Globe.
Mamma-Fighting again, Willief
Didn't l tell you to stop and count
one hundred whenever you were an
cry? Wnlie-But it didn't do any
good, ma. Look what the Jones boy
; did while I counted!-Harper's Bazar'
Cholly-So Miss Tartum loosened up
and said a good word about me, did
she? Archie-Yes; she said that when
one got better acquainted with you
one found you were not half as Dig
J. a fool as you appeared to be.-Chlcago
Tribune.
4 One Advantage: Rimer-Do you
| really zsrsfer TO have long poems sent
i in to you rather than short ones? Edi-
4 tor-Yes. When they're long, you see,
/ don't have to think up any other
excuse for rejecting them.-Philadel-
phia Press.
II don't believe the woman who re-
Gently moved into the fiat across the
hall Is any better than she should be-"
remarked Mrs. Naggsby. "Of course
not, my dear" reJoined Naggsby; who
ever heard Of a woman that wasp
st. Louis Star.
Miss Plane-Yes, Tom proposed last
night, and 1 accepted him. See this
ring Miss Wise-Indeed? By the
way, dear, don't attempt to cut glass
with that diamond, as | did, or you'll
make another nick in the stone.-Phil-
adelphia Press.
The Child-Aunt Mary, nurse says
when it thunders, it's the Lord scodin'
us. Aunt Mary-Perhaps 1t Is, dear.
The Child-Well, don't see what he's
got to be 80 mad about. Use done
everything to-day 'cept brush my teef.-
Brooklyn Life.
W1fe-Henry, what makes you In
such a furious temper Husband-Tm
irving to read Scotch dialect story.
The plot Is fearfully exciting, but
can't hurdle over the language fast
enough to keep up with the heroI-
Detroit Free Press.
Rural Adorer (bashfully)-You didn't
go to Mile Meadows party. Don't
YOU like kissln' games? Pretty Maid
No. | don't. Rural Adorer weakly
Why don't you? Pretty Maid (encour-
agingly)-'Cause there's so many look
In on.-New York Weekly.
He (reading about the latest society
weddlng)-They have a lot to say
about what the bride wears, but they
have nothing to say about the poor
bridegroom. she-They have no need
to- because it Is well-known fact
that he usually wears worried look.
Boston Globe.
Madame Qn busy street In Parls|-
Oh. NJ PAgent, is 1t true that 1t II
dangerous to stand with the foot on
the electric tramline? III. PAgent-N9
madame, it Is not dangerous 80 long
as you do not stand with one foot on
the line and the other on the overhead
wire-Pick Me Up.
Miss Flyrty-Jack Hanson was tell
ing me about a romantic adventure he
had at the party last night. II seems
he bumped into a girl in dark hall
way and kissed her; and he doesn't
know yet Miss Elders-Oh! tee
heel That was l. Miss Flyrty-What2
oh, for goodness sake, don't tell him
now. Let him have his romance
philadelphia Press.
Miss Hoamley-Didnt you hear Miss
Knox tell me yesterday that was 1.-THE
Anmalinsf girl In onr set2n Miss Good