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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-03

OF Saloam Center for the
two strong arms OF the lawto be shaln cenched fists
at one another IN a manner not calculated to in
dictate brother1y love: but there was Squire Dale
fat furious and forty standin' top of his desk,
his face fiorid, his grayin' locks trenholm with
ezctements, Perspirin' profanity and scowln
c0agulated Oratory at Constable futile, and there
was Constable futile, angular ashen and angry,
mounted on chair. oombin' out his long wiry
beard with the fingers of his hand not otherwise
engaged and harpoonin' the court with epigrams
as keen as a bul1-terrier's appetite
Tut tut, tutl'' shouts the Squire, whose flow
Of language becomes chOked IN moments OF accu-
1nulated agitation.
Don't Tut, tut mel" roars the constable,
I'm plumb tired of hearin' you go Tut, tut, tut!
like an old settin' hen every time you talk to me,
and | amt goin to stand 1t. Shouldn't wonder
it would give me nervous Prostration. You've
got TO stop itE'
Il was just tryin' to say, 'Tut-Tut-Tutt1e,' "
snaps the Squire, his temperature risin' by leaps
and bounds. Now tell me, be you or be you not
a officer of this here court, Mr.. Tut-Tut-Tuttle?
says he
Il be - replies the constable, sorrerful
And be you or be you not bor-bor-bOrdinate
to me?" demands the Squire putin out like a
Pouter Pigen.
Il be- snarls the constable.
Then" bellers the Squire, PreciPitatin' his
right fist into the holer of his left hand issues
writ of ttat-tat-tachnent, be it or be it not your
boundin' duty to serve 1t at once, Mr. Tut
Tuttle?'
Boundin' duty be churned!" yels the constable.
Il won't do it. tell you it's Pernferous for that
old skinlint to take the widder's COW, and any
court thatu let him do it isis" He paused,
gaspin' for a word equal TO his feelin's.
For minute Squire Dale a tragic tabeau.
Then he fiercelv scrambled down from his PEDESTAL
grabbed his pen and jabbed it sPitefully into
the ink.
Mr. Tut-Tutt1e,'' he growls, glarin over the top
of his stee-rirnmed specs, If you don't serve this
here writ forthwith and imrnejit, by the eter-ter-
ternal III fine We for contempt of COURT"
HUH" yelis futile Purt' nigh frothin' at the
mouth, ''huhi" he yes, jumpin' down from his
chair and snappin' his fingers under the Squire's
nose can't nobody have contempt for this COURT
It's beneath contempt" says he
The Squire gasPed for breath, starin' spontaneous
combustion in the face. Then he grew calmer
Mr.. Tut-Tutt1e,' says he sternly, if you don't
serve this writ, II will
If You do" yells the constable, Poundin' the
desk with his fist, by ginger III arrest you for inn
rersonatin' officer and-and I'll put you in jail"
'.You-you-'' sputters the Squire climbin
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-03
By EDGAR WELTON COOLEY

But, num-" begins Tut
tie feeby, maxim another desP'ret effort to draw
something from his pocket and failn, you don't
understand"
Don't understand" she interrupts, pausin' in
the kitchen door and glancin' over her shoulder,
coquettish. do you reckon I've laid two hus-
bands under the sod for nothin'? Don't you reckon
I'd oughter know something about the nature OF a
man? All men, says she, smilin' mischievous-
ali men is alike when it comes to eatin' pie
And with that shot she disappeared in the
pantry.
futile took the writ from his pocket and spread
it open upon the table. Now" says he, talkin'
to himself and brushin' the perspiratiOn from his
forehead when she comes back I'll just kinder
show it to her easy and-oh Lord!" says he,
crunap1in' the paper up right sudden and Janrnln
ii into his pocket when he her comm through
the door big, round fragrant, steamin pie in one
hand and goblet of creamy milk in the other.
''Now,' says the wilder, placin the pie and the
milk in front of him and smilin sweet as honey,
If this don't make you glad you called"
Il don't like it," eXpodes the constable bringin
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-03

his fist down on the table, and
by ginger, l won't have nothin'
to do with it," says he, thinllin'
of his GRAND and feelin' I'm
comfortable.
Why, why!" eXc1aims Mis-
Carleton, her blue eyes wide
open with wonder, regardin'
futile curious1y. Don't like
custard-pie just out of the
oven, and rich Jersey milk?
Who ever heard"
"Yes-no-yes, stammers
Tutt1e, shiftin' uneasy in his
chair, and feclin' the blood set
tin his temples afire. L mean
/ do like it. Nothin' better on
earth. Thanky, num-"
IF you find" remarks the
wilder, smilin' to herself and
helpin' him to a quarter-sectiOn
of pie, If you find it a little
better than any you ever put
a tooth into" says she, you
may know it's on account of
the milk. Some folks lay more
on the crust, but / say it's
in the film. If you want good
custard-pie, you've got to have
good milk. Now, my cow
Tutt1e winced-'' gives just the
right kind of milk for pies
futile swore under his breath.
My first husband, " continues
the wilder, was partial to
pies-custard-Pies in particular
l used 20 warn him" she says,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-12-03

were flushed from frequent peerin
into the oven. As she opened the door
there hoated out upon the air and into
Tuttle's hungry nostrils the aroma
of custard-pies.
"Why, howd'y, Mr.. Tuttlel" she
chirrups, beamin' upon him like a
burst of sunlight and brushin' back
a stray lock of hair that was eNer-
cisin' itself on her classic brow.
You're just in time to have a nice
warm piece of pie. Walk right in. "
The constable's hand crept hest
tatin'1y towards his inside pocket,
then suddenly withdrew "Ahem, "
SAYS he, clearin' his throat, ner-
vous1y. "I-I-that is, /"
YES, l know" begins the wilder
cheerily. Il know you never come
here purpose to git any of my pie,
but now that you're here'-she caught
him by the coat and Playfully pulled
him inside know you amt go1n
away 'thout tastin' it"
NO." drawls futile, bewildered,
his hand again travelin' slowly
pocketward. No; but you see,
Mis- Carleton" says he, II hope
you won't lay it up ag'in' me none,
Law sakesl" cries the wilder,
placing a chair beside the table and
almost pushin' the constable into
it. Law salles. the very idee of a
woman invitin' a particular friend -
futile blushed-''to try a piece OF
her pie. and then LAWN it up agin
him. Why you oughter have your
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
Sixty Weeks for &1.75.

The new subscriber to The Youths
Companion for 1906 who at once sends
the subscription price, S1.75 will receive
free all the remaining issues of the paper
for 1905. These issues will contain near
ly so complete stories, besides the open
ing chapters of Grace S. Richmond's ser
ial "The Churchil's Latch String" a
sequel to her story of 'The Second Vio-
lin," which appeared in the early weeks
of this year. Madame Sembrich will
contribute an article on "Sovereigns [
Have Sung to-" and there will be three
stories by May Roberts Clark under the
title, "Tales of Pawnee Hero"
These will give foretaste of the good
things in store for 1906, full illustrated
announcement of which will be sent free
with sample copies of the paper.
New subscribers will also receive gift
of The Companions "Minutemen" calen-
dar for 1906, Autographed in twelve col
ors and gold.
The YOUTHS COMPANION,
LA Berkeley St, Boston, Mass.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

A KANSAS newspaper man gave notice
that for one week he would tell the
truth regardless of consequences. A
marriage took place that week and this
is what he wrote: Married, Miss Syl-
via Rhode to James Carnahan, last Sun
day evening at the Baptist church. The
bride was very ordinary town girl, who
doesn't know any more than a rabbit
about cooking, and never helped her
mother more than three days in her life.
She is not beauty by any means and
has gait like fat duck. The groom is
an up-to date loafer, has been living off
the old folks all his life and don't amount
to shucks nohow. They will have a
hard life while they live together The
editor is still in the hospital
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

MANY people have noticed the fact
that calendars differ this year on the
date of Thanksgiving day for 1905. Some
of them mark November % and others
80. There are five Thursdays in No
vember, which is unusual. The infor-
nation says that it is usual for the
president to proclaim the last Thursday
as Thanksgiving day, but there is an
idea among some that the day proclaim
ed is the Thursday after the third We'd
nesday. This would bring Thanksgiving
on the 23d. Since the calendar makers
have differed and little information is
at hand, the doubtful have concluded to
wait patiently and see what President
Roosevelt says about it,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
The Viking Store.

Every piece of goods in the store to be
sold at some price. Waist patterns in
silk, dress goods in large assortment,
laces, trimmings, braids, fancy and plain
veilings, silk gloves and mittens, notions
of nearly all kinds have to be seen in
order to be appreciated. Price on the
average not to exceed one-half what the
same are worth today. | obtained the
the goods very reasonable. wish to
discontinue business for good. For that
reason have got to make prices that will
move them Call and see what there is
in the store. Graphophone free as per
circular sent out. You have much to
gain and nothing to lose. Many thanks
for past favors. CHRIS OLSON.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

SECRETARY TAFT's oriental trip prom
Uses to be of use to his fellow country
men, and the Chicago Tribune points
out things thus clarified: "The Taft
mission should have the salutary effect
of taking the question out of American
partisan politics for some time to come.
The party which accompanied the secre-
tary on his trip to the far east contained
several democratic senators and repre-
sentatives. Like the republican mem
bers of the party most or all of the dem
ocrats return to the United States con-
vinced that the Filipinos are at the pres
ent time unfit for complete self-govern-
ment. The opportunity which these
democratic statesmen have had of form
ing a correct estimate of Filipino intelli-
gence and character should give their
opinion predonderent weight in demo
cratic councils, in congress, and in the
nation. The issue of immediate Philip
pine independence already was almost
dead, and the Taft mission should finally
dispatch it,"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

The Southern Wisconsin Teachers
Association, representing the entire
southern part of the state and in size is
next to the State Association, will hold
it's annual meeting at Waukesha, Nov. 3
and 4. Great pains have been taken to
provide an Educational Feast" and no
up-to date teacher in southern Wiscon-
sin can afford to miss this meeting. The
work will be inspirational and profession
al to all rural teachers, grade teachers,
high school and college teachers, and
superintendents.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

There is high authority for the state
ment that Chairman Payne of the Ways
and Means Committee, will introduce
upon the opening of the coming session
of congress the original Curtis bill, pro-
viding for reduction in the duty on
Philippine tobacco and products thereof
to twenty-five per cent of the Dingley
act, instead of presenting free trade
measure, as has heretofore been init
mated
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

IT is claimed by the leaders of some
labor unions that they have completed
deal with the farmers organization
called the society of equity" whereby
that farmers society is to cooperate with
the labor unions. If there is one single
bit of truth in this report, it is the
gravest error ever made by any body of
farmers, says the New England Home
stead. If the labor unions can once
monopolize farm labor, the farmers doom
will be sealed.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

The regents of the University of Wis
consin have authorized the publication
of the quinquennial catalogue of gradu-
ates and former students of the Univer-
sity of Wisconsin; and Max Loeb, '05,
editor of the Alumni Magazine, has been
placed in charge of compiling the neces-
sary information. The catalogue will
include the name, residence, occupation,
and Offices, not only of all graduates Of
the University as in previous issue, but
also of all former students.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

CHAIRMAN CoNNoR is reported to have
taken decided stand and putsit squarely
up to the governor to declare himself.
He wants to know right away which
office the governor intends to hold onto
When either position ex-governor or sena-
tor is dropped, Conner wants to be near
at hand holding basket.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20


BROTHER RINDLAUB of the Platteville
Witness, who has just returned from a
six months tour of the old world, thus
describes lace making in Belgium: CAS-
a country, Belgium is noted for it's man
ufacture of beautiful lace. This indus
try gives employment to thousands Of
women. The most beautiful and costly
lace is made in Brussels. The thread is
made from the finest flax and spun in
damp cellars. The only light allowed in
the room is through small opening so
arranged as to have the light fall direct
ly on the work. The dampness and
darkness are necessary because the
thread is so fine it would soon become
brittle in light atmosphere. The spin
ming is all done by hand and by women
There are several establishments in
Brussels, but in many instances the lace
workers do the work in their homes"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

A GAY LATHARIo is that remarkable
Mr.. Heyl, now fighting to retain Schan-
dion millions in the Milwaukee courts.
According to his own testimony the
whole family, save son, was included in
his love making. The case has furnished
a great scandal in high German circles
of Milwaukee.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

AT THE present time there are great
political reformers like La Toilette and
Bryan, who discourse sensationally on
the triumph of corruption and the ruin
of liberty-for an admission fee. There
has always been so much corruption that
some men despaired of the republic and
there have always been men and there
are such mon today-who have exposed
and lamented this corruption, but they
were widely different from La Toilette
and Bryan. They never went around
preaching the funeral sermon of republi-
can institutions for so much head.
They were always glad to find an audi
ence which would, without paying for
privilege, listen to their lesson of wisdom.
Nobody stood at the door taking so cent
tickets from them.-Chicago Chronicle.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
For Sale.

Desiring to engage in other business,
I offer for sale my milk and ice cream
business in the city of Edgerton. Every
thing is new and up to date. A snap if
taken soon. I'll. L. HOUFE.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1905.

The interest which the public exhibits
in the closing games of the league series
indicates clearly that the national game
still has warm place in the hearts of
the American people.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
Notice

DR.. Nicholson has closed his branch
offices at Mcfarland and Lima and will
hereafter devote his whole time to his
practice in Edgerton. 44w2
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
Wood Saving.

The undersigned are prepared to at
tend promptly to all orders for wood or
pole saving. Leave orders at Melon
oughs cigar store. HELLER Bros.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

80 tons of mixed timothy and clover
hay, delivered. w. r. PoMERoY,
Admr. 0. Pomeroy Est.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

Clothes Cleaned and Pressed.
Send your clothes to be cleaned and
pressed to the Pantitorium.
julius AMUNDsON, Prop.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
SO Men Wanted.

For sewer at Edgerton. S1.75 per day.
45tf HARDING e NELSON.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

Dwellings to let by J. P. Towne.
An up-to-date fat to rent. Apply at
office of Wilson Bros
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20

October Chrisantheums now ready
at the Rock River Green house. 46,4.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
SO Men Wanted.

For sewer at Edgerton. S1.75 per day.
45tf HARDING & NELSON.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1905-10-20
Notice

Hereafter our offices will be open all
day Saturdays. A. P.NICHoLsoN,
44w2 J. L. HOLTON.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01

NEW YORK, September 30.-Before a
crowd of 10000 persons Sydney Pagets
CairEgorm, the 8 to 20 favorite, scored an
easy victory in the Brighton cup of two
and quarter miles at Brighton Beach to-
day, defeating Caughnawaga, the only
other starter, by six lengths. The pace
was slow throughout and the distance was
covered in 4:0S 3-5
Cairngorm. on his easy victory over
Caughnawaga in the Cup Preliminary last
Wednesday, was made an odds-on favorite
today. At the start Cairngorm showed in
front and as they passed the stand the
first time both horses were under hard
pull. with the favorite leading by length
and a half.
Favorite Under Wraps.
For the next mile they ran in this order,
the pace being very slow, O'NeiIl having
Cairngorm's head sideways in an effort TO
pull him back. At the end of a mile and
a half Burns sent Caughnawaga up to
within a half length of the leader, but
O'Neil still had the three year under
hard pull. They ran this way half mile
from the finish, when O'Neili gave the
Paget colt his head and drawing away he
increased his lead to six lengths at the
finish.
The Mercury, also one of the features of
the closing day, was won by the favorite,
Big Ben. Hanzarra and Diamond ran head
and head to the stretch. with Big Ben in
third position. In the stretch ONeill
brought the favorite up and won easily
by length and half from Oxford, with
Diamond third, two lengths back.
In the sixth race Brother Frank, backed
from to l to to 10, looked sure win
ner, but when he got within a few feet
of the finish he stopped and kicked, which
cost him the race, Aviston winning by
head.
The Summaries.
First race, five and onehalf furIongs-Disobe-
dent, 1O9 (Martfnl, to and out, won; Benevo-
lent, IL N-ynel, to and even second; Water
grass, 100 lO'NeilD, 10 to and to g. third.
Time, 107 % st. Ursula, Old Guard and Cen
tian also ran.
Second race, Chantilly steeplechase, about two
milesaHylas, los lRay), Z to 10 and out. Won;
DICK Roberts las (Stone), 6 to and to s.
ond; Ruth's Rather, 40 Finnegan), 8 to 1 and
to l. third Time, 425 3-5. Nitrate fell. King
Fox III refused.
Third race the Mercury handicap six furlongs-
Big Ben, lis (O'NeilD, 3 to 1 and 0 to TO- won:
Oxford 11S lyme. to and 3 to l. second; Dia.
mond, 81 CIV. Fisher, to l and to g. third
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-10-01
BRIGHTON CUP TO
SWIFT CAIRNGORM

Time. 1.13. Rose of Dawn New Mown Hay and
Hsnzarra also ran.
quarter eairngorm. Ito so % . to 30
and and out, won; canghnawaga. I25 gBurns, 2 to
Eth ,y Eass one mile and furlong Merry Lark
art Is Ia and sss1nd th kPsef Time
Dafour and Bad News ais oran: uneas fell. N
Sixth race, selling, i've and half furlongs-
Brother Franz ioe iMaptnl to 10 and to 5
second; Herman johnson. l62 RomaneiiD, Is t.,
Listless and Water Tank also ran. '' '--''
Sd snS T s sn and da to T. %on
Pythia, 1o4 tBelD. to and to 5, second; Leo
Time Los Rzabeth to F. aDa e. 10 M seies
ford, Sergeant Tom. Sterling. Royal Income, Rapid
Entries for Monday.
First race. one mile. selling. threeyear-olds and
up-Lord Badge. 115; Andrew Mack, 113; The
Cure. 10: Robador. Jos; Head Dance, 100; Henry
los; Beliindisn. ioa; Wyeth, iei Orc 100; Glow
Right, IS; Supreme Court, %; Gsmara, s3.
Second race; the seventh matron. six furlongs
Az: Blair 1.hol. 70; PenTyhn, lie; Nogi. 100;
t6lles)-B auble lie; Last Cherry, ia; Deviltree,
Early and Often. Ill; Commune, Pervolse. 1os;
Moonshne, 104.
Fourth race. the Jerome handicap mile and I'VE.
sixteenths-Cairng0rm. III; Arlington, 49, Ok
ford lis ,oo Won Tromp 112; Bedoun. Ill; ST.
Fifth race. six and one-half furlongs, two-year-
olds-Sly Ben, ia; Speedsmith Mindas Arklirta,
Hermitage, Kingeydale. ITO; Disobedient, 1O7.
Sixth race mile and furlong, three-year-olds
and up-Alma Dufour 100; Lord of the Vale,
Spring, Broomstick, 119; Louis H.. Ill; Humo,
Ed Ball Pretension, los; Caronal, l01; kiamesha,
100; Rebo, 90.
DETROIT, September 3O.-Results at
Windsor.
Weather clear; track fast
First race, six furlongs-The Belle, to TO- won;
Don Domo. TO /, second; John II. Kirby, s to !,
third. Time, 1.12 3d.
Second race, six furiongs-Gold Mate, to 5,
won; Pentagon, 10 to 1. second; Little Mike, Is
to !, third. Time, liza Is.
Third race, mie-McIvain, to 1, won;
Arab, to 1, second; Hans Wagner, to 1, third.
Time. LAO.
Fourth race, one mile-King of the Valley, to
5, Won; Colonist, TO 1, second; Benckart, to i,
third Time, 1.41 As.
Fifth race, six and one-half furlongs-Christine
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e lineup was as follows:
Rhode Islands Win.

The third Rhode Island Avenue Church
team defeated the third team of the Alex
andria Athletic Club in a fercely contested
game, score to 0.
Turner made repeated gains through the
right of the line in the first half, and in
seventeen minutes after the kickoff stag
gered over the line for touchdown.
The winners were never in danger, and
under the leadership of Captain Burgess
made their opponents line look like paper.
In the second half the Alexandria team
fought their way up the field to the CEN
ter, where they lost the ball on downs.
Lynch was sent through center a number
of times. carrying the pigskn to the ten
yard line when time was called. The line