The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-08-19
Humorous


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Cannibalism In Scotland in
sandyford district would ike two gem
uemen for dinner daily. = Glasgow
Herald.
Laoy-Can that parrot talkf Dealer
-laikf Why, say, lady, you'd think
ne wnz brought In a box at de on.
ery.-Puck.
Miss Psweet = Excuse me. but
Wnere did you learn to dance? MI.
spiay-in correspondence school
Chicago News.
Farmer Blake tat New York res.
taurant)-Waal, Miranda, here's spin
ach sixty cents wonder II that's a
peck or busheI.-Life.
What's Stevens doing nowY
Nothing" But l was told he was
holding government position" He
Is. milwaukee Sentinel.
You say his course was not quite
satisfactory to the labor unions r.
Why, no. He worked ten hours a
aay to secure the passage of an eight
hour law."-Ex..
4 might have known better than to
Just my money to that broker"
Why BOT are appearances against
MIN n no, confound him! It's his
disappearance. Town and Country.
Nordy-Insure in your company i?
win your highest officials fighting
the way they are? Butts-sure thing.
You can see for yourself that we must
nave assets worth fighting over.-Ex.
Edwin have to 90 to Scotland
next week. You will be true to mo
while l am gone, won't your An
geiina-Of course. But-er-don't be
gone long, will you dear7-Pick- Me,
Up.
Johnny, who was Peter and who
was PaulT Them was the guys wat
robbed each other to pay each other
without lettin' their left hands get
wise" = Cincinnati Commercial Trib-
une.
Its curious" said Uncle Eben, ito
hear tell bout how many genluses has
been allowed to starve an how many
lazy folks manages to git a Twin by
pretendin' TO be geniuses. Washing
ton Star.
Friend Of the Family-You are very
lucky, my boy. to be the seventh son.
1t will bring you everlasting fortune.
Son No. Tt hasn't so far. All It's
brought yet is the old clothes of my
six brothers.-Detroit Free Press.
And did you tell God about 1t, and
ask His forgiyenessT inquired her
mother Of the little daughter whom
at last she had let out Of the closet.
why, no. / was so bad | didn't think
you'd want 1t known outside the fam
ily."-Ex.
."Myw exclaimed the good old soul,
looking up from her paper, these col
lege games are getting to be horribly
rough" What's the matter nowT
asked her husband. Here's a report
In the paper about harvard man
beating all his rivals with the ham
mel" -Philadelphfa Press.
Bishop Goodman dmpressively)-
Only think, childrenl in Africa there
are ten million square miles of terri
tory without a single Sunday school
where little boys and girls can spend
their Sundays. Now, what should we
all try and save up our money to do:
Glass dn ecstatic union)-Go to Afri-
ca!-Judge.
The young woman In the stern OF
the little boat had whispered softly
the word yes" But stay right where
you are, Jack" she added. hastily; I'll
you try to kiss me you'll upset the
boat" How do you known hoarse-
ly demanded Jack, a horrible suspi
cion already taking possession OF him
Chicago Tribune.
visitor-Quite a neat little place
that one with the green shutters. Who
lives there? Host-rhat's Cooper {
house. He had a rich uncle, who left
him all his money. yisitor-Ohi And
whose is that magnificent mansion
over there7 Host-That belongs tc
the lawyer who settled up Cooper's
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