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The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
A FINE FARM FOR SALE.

800 acres located in Johnston COun-
ty. on the public road between Clay
ton and Smithfeld, one mile frcm
Southern Railroad; 100 acres fine cot
ton or tobacco land; $50 acres in
woods; timber enough TO saw 100000
feet OF lumber. A fine location for
truck or stock farm. Six good mules.
gin outfit. engine and boiler, all neces-
sary farming tools, also store with
new stock Of $4,000. The store alone
VIII pay 10 per cent, on the wnol"
Investment. six nice dwelling houses,
all newly painted. This farm must Toe
sold by October LIST or u viii not be
for sale Reason fur sclIing, my time
is all taken up with other business. |
also have for sale small farm OF 81
acres with good 4-room house on 1t.
Address JAMES A. SANDERS,
Raleigh, y. e.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
DYING PRISONER PARDONED.
Governor Glenn Wired Gift of Mercy
TO Dayton.

Yesterday morning Governor Glenn
received a telegram from the trial
judge who sentenced Stephen Dayton
a white man, to twelve months on the
Union county roads for retailing
whiskey without a license
The judge said in his message that
Dayton was critically ill and liable to
die before pardon reached him, and
asked the Governor to wire the par
don. Governor Glenn did this, max
ing the pardon unconditional. All
work in the Governors office was sus-
pended while he was treating this
matter
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
Until you see LUMINA you haven't
seen the SOuth's greatest pavilion.
interpretations.

The Peacock &s Gold Company. of
Greensboro, flied certificate of
change in its name to which is now
Gold & Gold Gnc.).
The New Hope Academy Company,
Of Randolph county, was chartered
with no capital The incorporators
are: j. w. Loftin, c. c. Shaw and
others.
The Thomasville Loan & Real Es-
tate Company, of Thomasville, with
$4,000 authorized and $4,000 paid
in capital stock. was chartered. The
incorpOrators are: J. L. Armfleld.
A. f. Larus and NJ. l.. Jones, all of
ThOIDaSNiIIp
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court will meet mex
Monday for the examination of APP.
plicants for law license, and on Tues
day following the appeals from the
first district will be called. There are
ten appeals from this district, as fol
lows:
Board of Education VS.. Makely.
Jennings VS.. White.
Hinton VS.. Moore.
Daniels VS.. HOrner.
Williams VS.. Hughes.
Davidson VS.. Bardin.
Bonner VS.. StOkesburg.
Johnson VS.. WilCOtt.
Moore VS.. F'OWle.
Altrand VS. Lumber Company.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
MUSIC

Prof. J. Ievin'S Orchestra and Band
will be a liberty to furnish music for
all occasions, Germans, Concerts and
Receptions. etc. Any number of men
desired with or without piano, at very
reasonable terms. Special prices will
be given on contracts given me. All
the latest and most popular music,
up-tO-datc prompt attention given to
all combinations. Satisfaction guar
anteed. Address, PROF. j. LEVIN.
p. O. Box BAT. Interstate Phone 512.
Raleigh, N. c. Office All West Har-
gett Street.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
COTDOratiOn Reports.

The Secretary of State is sending
out blanks to corporations which have
not reported, and calls attention to
the fact that the new law requires
corporations to report before the first
of September, instead Of within thirty
days after the meeting Of the stock
holders. The same penalty exists as
under the former law.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
LUMINA makes Wrightsville popular
Sunday school Picnic,

The West Raleigh Baptist sunday
School win have its ANNUAL Picnic
al Ellington on Thursday, August "a.
The fare viii be -yS fvr Adults and
children under - years 40c. Tickets
will be on sale at Union Station and
on the train. The train leaves Union
Station at 7.45 a. m, Caraleigh juno
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

United States Commissioner John
Nichols yesterday gave Gillian Hen
derson, colored, a preliminary hearing
for conducting a blind tiger, or re-
failing without license, on East Mar
tin street between Wilmington and
Blount streets. Henderson was found
guilty and bound over to the Federal
Court In default of a 500 bond
Henderson was sent to Jail
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

superintendent Mann of the peni-
tertiary, said yesterday that the au-
thorities had never heard a word from
Hauser. the Swiss convict, who es-
capped from the penitentiary about
seven months ago. Hauser was an
old man, sixty years of age, and would
have been pardoned a few days later,
had he not run away. 1t was said
that he had inherited an immense
fortune.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
WE HAVE A PEW SLIGHTLY

scratched latest improved Singer
Machines, that can be purchased
for very little money. Call early
at Singer Store, 1870 Fayetteville
Street, Raleigh. sun. tues.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
WANTED.-A RELIABLE. COMPE-

tent experienced travelling salesman
to represent us in North Carolina.
selling the manufactured products
of our factories, which consist of
Saddlery goods, Stoves. Sad Irons.
Hollow-ware and Trunks. In writ
ing for information, references
and state salary expected. Address,
Gray & Dudley Hardware Co., Nash
Vile. Tenn. 8-19 St
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
II Per Cent Sure

If you were absolutely certain that
that you could plan your funds so as
to net you II per cent per annum
payable monthly-$500 yielding you
$500 per month, and larger or small
er sums yielding in proportion
would you make the investment? If
SO, call at my office, if convenient and
make your order.
IL. f. PRINCE,
Raleigh, n. G..
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
A PIANO BARGAIN-NEW "sOH

mer," no higher grade made. Terms
to suit purchaser. Address, Sohmer
care this office.
S-17-2W
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

WANTED!- POSITION AS BOOK
keeper by a Massey Business Col
lege Graduate. Address, w. f.
Dunn, Wise, n. c.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
AGENTS MANTED-TO SELL TEAS.

Coffees, Spies, Extracts, Soap, Bak-
ing Powder in North Carolina direct
to consumers. Big inducement for
customers and liberal commission
to agents. Address Grand Union
Tea Company, PIG Church St, Nor
folk. Va.
S-19-3t
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
NEWSPAPER FOR sALE-A RARE

opportunity to purchase, at a low
price for cash, a good evening daily
and weekly newspapers in one of
the best town in the CarOlinas. Good
reasons for selling. Write at once
care Observer 24-tf
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
FOR sALE-ONLY DRUG STORE IN

a good eastern n. c. town of 500
inhabitants. Good location; . miles
to nearest drug store. Good oppor-
tunity for some one. Write quick.
Address, "Salol," care News and
Observer
S-17-tues. thurs. sat. sun-2w
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

Dr. G. a. Roberts, Assistant State
Veterinarian, left yesterday for Rock
ingham to examine dairy cows and test
their milk for tuberculosis.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

Mr.. L. A. Carr, of Durham, was
here yesterday. He has just returned
from Lake Toxaway where he spent
a month with his family.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
NTED--LICENSED DRUG CLERK

Small town; short hours. Apply TO
Daniel & Shaw Drug Co, Winton,
n. c. S-12-10t
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
Never Heard from Him.

ton at 1850 a. m. Returning, leave
Ellington at 4:30 p. m.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
WANTED-A GOOD AIL.ROUND

first class, sober maChinist. Regular
employment to good man. Apply al
once to X. B. Johnson, Cardenas, n
c., and state salary wanted.
S-1S-1W
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

WANTED! POSITION AS CLERK
or bOokkeeper that has had expert
ence. Address Il. NJ. B., Ontler, n.
G.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

The Seaboard excursion to Will
mington will leave promptly at s
o'clock this morning and those not
there on time will certainly be left.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
MEMS FURNISHING PUNCHED
IN BARGAIN LOTS

Price reductions talk here again
with no uncertain sound.
The Beacon. light weight Summer
SuSpcnderS-reduced to......... 19c.
Fancy Half Hose, open work, Lace
patterns aud Merscrized Cotton in
plain cOIors-werc soc. marked down
to csc.
soc Panama Hats ............ Csc.
500, S1.50 and $500 Straw Hats
for SOC, 75c. and $1.OO
Clearing the remnant of Knit I'm
derWear.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
Parker & Hunter-Real Estate.
THE WEATHER TO-DAY.

Local forecast for Raleigh and vi
Cinity, Thursday partly cloudy.
Weather Yesterday.
Maximum temperature, So mini
mum temperature, so; Railfall at
Raleigh. "a hours end p. m...
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

Capt John Duckett left yesterday
afternoon from Sampson county where
he will deliver several educational
addresses.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

| WANTED POSITION AS GOVERN
ess. "a care News and Observer.
! S120tf
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

The Leesville High School opened
yesterday with an enrolment of 40
per cent. more than last year.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
WANTED: FTRsT-CLAss SET OF

BarroOm tiXtures. Send clear cuts or
photograph with full description
and lowest cash price. Address Geo.
Haar sos, =. 18th St, Wilmington,
n. c. 8-192t
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
TEN CENTS PER LINE
(Slx Words to the LIne)
CASH WITH ORDERS.
NO ADVERTISEMENT TAKEN FOR
less than rs cents. Special Discounts
assured.

FOR SALE-APPLES BY THE BAR
rel, in small or large lots. Address
j. E. Hall, Box PAT, Waynesville
n. c..
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

WANTED-POsITIO BY LADY
stenographer. Experienced. Refer
ences. For particulars address e.
this office.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
We Give S. & Co.'s Green Trade Discount Stamps Free
THERE'S A WIDE GAP 'TWIXT
PRICES AND VALUES.

the
weighing
sell
the
in
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
THE NEW FELT HATS.

The Millinery stock presents the APP
pearance of having been swept by a
WhirIwind. This Is the outcome OF
successful selling and demonstrates
the necessity of an early Fall Opening.
The work rooms are busy with special
orders. JUST now we are showing the
advanced Autumn styles in French
FeltS, in White Tan-CastOr and
French grey-for street wear, in the
high roller and Cavalier styles, trim
med with Silk Ribbons and Wings
also with leather strappingS-S2.2 20,
$3.50, $3.50 and $500.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

Mr.. A. II. Goodwin. a representative
of the Miehle press builders, is here
experimenting the erection of a fine
new press in the office of Sherman &
Co.. printers.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
WANTED. POSITION AS ENGMsl

instructor in private school, or col
lege. Teacher" care News and OBJ
server. 20 II
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
DAMASSE AND ORIENTAL
PORTTERES

Special showing of heavy Woven
POrtiereS i'll fancy stripes and Da-
masse patterns. Heavy fringe, bought
for Special Sale and underpriced at
$500, $500, $500, $500 and $6.75.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

Rev. John f. White, of Atlanta, Ga,
was the guest of Mr.. J. w. Bailey yes
terday. DR.. White has recently re-
turned from the worlds Baptist Con-
gresS in London.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

WHEN IN RALEIGH FOR A FEW
days shopping, stop at Mrs. w. NJ.
Rogers. lis North Wilmington
street.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
THE SUMMER GARMENT CHANCE

You'll be wearing thin Summer out
fits for two months to come. You
can buy these outfits at less than the
cost of making.
Two piece Suits i'm Bingham Lawns,
SO. 90 values for ............... $500
Childrcn's Suits ..... soc. and ST 90
Shirt Waists .. 49C., 75c. and S1.OO
silk Waists, $3.50 for. ......... S2.25
Separate Skirts ......... soc. TO $3.50
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

Mr.. Josephus Daniels left last night
for Greensboro, called there in the
hearing of the case of Osborne against
Leach and the News and Observer, set
for hearing today.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
TABLE LINENS AND DAMAsKs.

After this weeks selling all that is
left over of the BIcaChed and Brown
Linen and Turkey Red Table Damasl<s,
Towels. will be taken of sale. Now
II your chance.
Linen DamasIlS IS, 80. IS and SOC.
Turkey Red Damasks. 30, % and 45c.
Table Napkins .....S1.25, $50, $500
Iucl< Towels ............15, 30, CSC.
Damaslt Towels ............... Csc.
Bath Towels. .........12 IL, 20, 25c.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
BRIDAL TRUNKS.

A round discount is now made on
all Roller Tray, Automatic Tray and
Box Tray Dress Trunks for this week
only. Will pay well to see these be-
fore buying-$1O.OO, $500, S14.OO.
LAST CALL ON MEMS
OXFORDS AND BLUCHERS
Patent Calf, Wei Kid and Russia
Calf Oxfords and Butchers.
We're ............,.,. $500 and $3.50
Now observation-disclosures. $500 and $3.50
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

Mayor Johnson is writing health
certificates every day, and this is con-
Stunning much of his time. Magistrates
and the clerk of the Board of Health
can also write these certificates.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

DR.. TAFT Butler. State Veterinarian
left yesterday for the Biltmore
farms sale of Jersey cattle and Berk-
shire hogs. He goes then to Henderson
where he will conduct a farmers In
stitute.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

State Veterinarian TAFT Butler has
returned from the National Veterinary
Association meeting in Cleveland, O.,
and left last night FOR HendersOnVille,
where he will resume the farmers
institute work.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22
LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S

LADIES' AND CIIlLDREN'S
KNIT HOSIERY.
The remnant stock of Silk and LisIc
Thread Vests for Ladies' and children.
Cotton, LisIe Thread and Silk Hosiery
in black and colors-plain, deep stitch
and Lace patterns for all ages. The
prices are Ii, 1-3 and IL off.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1905-08-22

The Epworth League of Central NJ.
T. Church meets tonight at s o'clock
and will be led by Mr.. c. o. Alternately.
Mr.. Abernathy is student of the
Medical College here, and is a young
man of strong mental power and is
very forceful and entertaining speak
er. The public is cordially invited.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15
HOLIDAY GOODS.

The holiday season is here. so
to speak, and you are thinking of
what you are going to buy for
your friends, your,wife, your hus-
band or your sweetheart. The
Fry tDrug Co. is opening an ele-
CANT line of holiday goods. The
stock is about all in and ready for
your inspection. Don't buy your
Christmas goods until you have
seen his stock. He has the pref
test line of goods ever brought to
this market, and the prices are as
low as good goods can be bought
for in the city. look up his an
nouncement on another page and
see what he-has to say.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15
CHALK LEVEL.

Editor THE CHRONICLE:
[ see in your last issue a Demo
crat from Decatur County calling
for S. l.. Peeler as our next State
senator. / certainly endorse ev-
cry word he had to say in regard
to Mr.. Peeler. / think he is the
man for the place.
Come'on, Mr.. Peeler, and get in
the race, The fifteenth district
will be on hand with her part of
the goods. 0. p. LAsHLEE.
Chalk Level, December IL.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15

Postoak Camp No. AZ Woodmen
of the World elected the following
officers at the regular meeting on
Tuesday night: |B. ID. johnson,
council commander; L. A. Wyatt,
adviser lieutenant; T. Ell. Bateman,
banker; L. r. Watson, clerk; M.
G. McGlohn, escort; G. I'll. Har-
per, Waterman; Max Brandon, SEN
try; Will S. Weatherly, manager,
and f. q. Hudson, physician.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15

G. B. King of Holiday was in
the city-one-day this week.
Bud Fry of Sugar Tree was in
the city one day this week.
John Anderson went to Mem
phis the first of the week to work
in the postoffice.
Be liberal; buy your friend or
yourself a nice tie or muffier for
Christmas at Bowles & Redick' S.
"Sana Claus says our suits,
hats, pants and shirts are all right
for swell dressers.
BoWLEs & REDIOK.
w. p. Saunders is building a
new dwelling near the site Of the
old home Alsobrook place. which
was burned few years ago.
Ray Pafford is building a new
dwelling out on Paris street We
learn that two other dwellings will
be built near by Mr.. Pafford.
The many friends of Register J..
E. Brown are glad to4known that
he has recovered from his recent
Injuries and is able to resume his
official duties.
The canning factory is a sure
thing, and it means more for the
farm owners of this locality than
they will fully realize until the
factory is in operation.
Miss Towards elocutlon class
will have an entertainment at the
seminary this evening, beginning
at 7.30 o'clock. The program in
cludes recttations, dialogues, etc.
Dock Harris and his wife have
united in marriage again, after a
separation of a few years. They
we're married Sunday, Justice A.
G. McRae officiating. We extend
congratulations.
The little child of Mr.. and Mrs.
r. l.. Bridges of louisville, KY,
died last week, and Mr.. Bridges
brought the body here for burial
Friday. Much sympathy is felt
here for the family.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15
MHEATLEY.

Regular correspondence.
Uncle Dave Stagner continues
to improvein health.
j. w. Metheney made his regu-
lar semi-weekly call at Mrs. Has
sells Sunday.
W. j. Gearheiser has let the
contract tc clear up his unimprov-
ed bottom land.
For the last week killing hogs
has been all the go, and as the .peo-
pie are about through gathering
corn and cotton, the are ready for
Christmas.
New Portland;Lodge No. 208 T.
and A. Nj. elected the following of
ficers at it's regular meeting at
Danville Saturday: T. j. Hall,
worshipfulc MASTER 20. H. Wheat
ley, senior'w warden; nj. Garter, jun
Tor warden; w. f. Grofenreed,
treasurer; j. G. Parker, secretary;
John Lerch, senior deacon; John
Averate, Junior deacon, C. Ber-
ery and J. w. Lhovers, stewards; J.
Nv. Atchison, tyler; A. Ell. Wheat
ley, chaplain.
WHEATLEY, December IL.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15
PEOPLE AND
THINGS
WE SEE AND HEAR OF

Alex Bivens of Huntingdon was
here Monday.
w. L. Morris was in Nashville
one day this week.
d. B. Thomas visited relatives
at Waverly this week
Miss Sallie Arnold visited in
Carroll County this week.
Hon. J. Z. Peeler Of Hunting
don was here Wednesday.
S. T. Robins of Big Sandy was
in town Tuesday. Paris Partisan.
Pet Fry of Atlanta, Ga, is at
home for the Christmas holidays.
The new home of w. s. Wealth
erly will soon be ready for house
warming.
Ell. Ell. Rogers is preparing to
build new dwelling in the east
part of town.
Baby, mother and grandpa can
find their wants for Christmas at
Bowles e. Kedick's.
Carl Wick of Liberty has moved
to town, and occupies the rooms
near the Bell House.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Joe j. Cole and
daughter, Miss Virgie, of Garfield
visited here Wednesday.
Neal McElyea Of Nashville has
been spending a few days here
with relatives and friends.
Choice candies ( in boxes) just
the thing for aChristmas present,
Just received at McCullough's.
E. Tippett, who has moved to
his new home near town, contem-
plates making new improvements.
The dwelling of Il. O. Thomas
is going up rapidly. 1t is nine.
room building and is well located.
While hunting near Pleasant
Ridge the latter part of last week
Clerk and Master A. G. Mcdaniel
killed young wildcat
The Ladies' Aid Society had a
very interesting meeting Tuesday
afternoon. The next meeting will
he with Mrs. A. ". Bowles.
Horace Presson and his mother
and sister moved into their new
home Monday. We are glad to
welcome them in our midst.
A few couples spenta delightful
evening atthe pleasant home of Mr.
and Mrs. w. 2. Redick Wednes-
day. Mrs. Redick is a charming
hostess, and "old man" Phillip was
fully equal to the occasion.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15

The stockholders Of the canning
factory held meeting at the court
house Wednesday afternoon. ~.
A. Potts, Il. iE. Davis, l.. A. Wyatt,
j. G. Presson and Henry +. Stigall
were appointed a committee to Sc
lect site and superintend the con-
struction of building. A solicit
ing committee was also appointed.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15
ITO THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN COL

SCHOOL,.
n is from
II and
on
nc t
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Deparm and the
IL he is oings much
and lower hal i n herf IS 10
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The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-12-15

Arrangements are heing made
at the Methodist Church for an
entertainment.for the children of
the Sunday school on Christmas.
1t was decided not to have tree
this year, but to arrange an enter
tainment exclusively for theechil-
dren.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
KISS ONLY I'M PARLOR
WITH A LOW LIGHT.
Philadelphia Judge Declares Safe Os-
culation Is That After Which
No Tales Are Told.

Philadelphia.-Judge McMichael. in a
charge to a jury the other day, in a case
involving a stolen kiss, said:
There has been much rubbish writ
ten by poets and others on kissing.
Cyrano de Bergerac was a notable ex-
ample of a poet who raved over the mere
pressing of the lips by two infatuated
persons. The only kind of kissing per-
MISSILE under the law is the kind that
occurs in the parlor when the lights are
turned low.
kissing is dangerous and should be-
avoided. The cause of the Trojan war
is generally attributed to a woman and
a mans desire for kisses.
The only safe kiss that can be given
is the one after which no tales are told.
"A stolen kiss is no different from
any other stolen article. No restitution
can be made, and it is therefore more
grievous"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-02-04
A Marvellous DOG.

In a big apartment house in New
York lives a collie, who has we'll
earned his name Of Marvel He
dwells with his mistress on the sew
enth floor, and would get very little
exercise were he less clever. Marvel's
mistress trusts him to go out alone,
Old this is how he goes about it. Does
he tramp down seven flights of stairs7
No, indeed. Marvel walks to thu
elevator, stands upon his hind feet.
and with his front paws presses the
button" which summons the elevate.
to his floor. In saunters Marvel. When
lie has been out long enough, he again
rings for the elevator, and reaching
his own apartments rings the door
bell.
Marvels conduct suggests a conun-
drum. Why is Marvel like the rider to
Banbury Cross? Because he has rings
OIL his toes.-Washington Star.