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The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
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uant sales with your wife. -scraps ssa when her s~axs We sst hons nome, 50 many
 Yes. There is one thing about the police men of this town own. said a, Manor Blowe. can always rest assured that he is not likely to be robbed" q don't know--there's the church fair this week." Teacher-what is the most ferocious Johnnie--Psw, when he is on a drunk.
 One View of It. Pa. what is meant by elastic cur Trying to make one dollar cover sev- eral bills you've got to pay. 'It's all right to court fayor.'~ says is likely to git married to it..
 MT. winter. Howdy. MT. winter Whut makes yo seem so shy. You'se backward comin' round dis yeah You gwine toe pass us by? M CDIIStiItdS 6tu d COuihH But you am kinder late Tell us, Mistah Winter. What makes you hesitate! De watah meIlon's long been vanished Long. long time ago. Time to eat de punkin pies Time fo TIT snow. Co'se we ain't complainin' Bout how long you wait, But dis am hog killin' time. Why does yo' hesitate?
 A Difference. Don't abuse the red men; always thought you considered the noble In- dian 9. most picturesque character. Well. I did until they began using them as subjects for popular songs.
 Seeing Things. I believe everyone has a double. We'll my wife certainly had last night-when I came in from the club.
 Willie. wiIIie's ma told him to go
 know.
 you
 this
 like
 bed
 to Upstairs Then when she left and he tried to play Sliding
 down 1hs <sn ass
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
s.op Signs in Japan.

Clarence Ludlow Browneil, in his hook. 'The Heart of Japan" tells amusingIy of some signs he saw in Japan on the shops of merchants who were bidding for English and Ameri- can trade: Barber to Shave Beard or to Dress Hairs Away, The Genuinely Risr Buy the Health for Drink" "of Smokes Our Tobacco is Pressure to Our ron gue and Give the Healthiest to Hers and Hes! Also All People By It. "covmeat and Pigmeat and Kamune so,da Sasupre zinsinbiya JinjyaeI.p This last means lemon, soda. sarsas- narilla, ginger beer and ginger ale,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Teore.ee. Auother Flood.

lure delivered at Cambridge, on the evolution of the landscape, declared that a universal decay of the land was going on at such rate that. even should it's progress not be accelerated. a conparatively short period would suffice to reduce most of the dry land to the level of the sea. and threaten another flood,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
A Lively Time Ahead.

Henry D. Clayton is very popular with his people and if MT. Martin wins out in this race he will have to do some hard work and change many vot- present incumbent Mir. Martin is in favor of changing officials freaueptly and passing the, pie around. M we ediror of The Ozark Tribune is capable of making things lively before election day
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
CorporntIon pirectors.

Chauncey NJ. Depew is Q director in seventy-four corporations. James H. Hyde. formerly Vice President of the Equitable Life Assurance Society, was director in fifty-five different cor porations, George F. Baker, President of the National City Bank. is in fifty eight corporations. William Rocke- feller, is in forty different corpora- tions George J. Gould is in forty-fiy% corporations. and his brother. Frank Gould. in about twent.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Crowds in Mobile.

Tie streets of Mobile these days have the crowded appearanos of the largeiV from the interior of the stafe. aaf principaiiy farmers and planters. with fair reserve of the staple on hand. They arc in. Mobile shopping and our merchants are being crowded to the very limit of their capacity. Mobile is to the front as he head mar ket on the gulf coast. and people from all over the gulf States VIII Dc seen among the shoppers.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
What State Papers
 Are Saying
Public BuiIdiDgs.

IIUy Messenger. ,,l
 The Andafusia News will p'opaply remember that town could nevsf get>a public building unless DIT every insfance if takes more than the first effort to secure the building. Now If Andalusia is growing like some meo- iums and some citizens rom that ssGi t,i reach her ten thousand before she gets the public buildings. and perhaps the congressman had this in mind Troy is larger than either Anoalusci nus, or Greenville and she IS now reaoy for her public building.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Cotton All In.

Haynevile Examiner.
 Wagons hauling cotton to Montgom- cry do not pass through our town so freuuently as they did few weeks ago. This must mean that most of this years cotton crop has been gathered and taken to the market.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
1hose Mho Lose say Nothing.

Dothnn Eagle.
 Every little while you hear of man making money on cotton futures. You hear but little Sf the droves who fall tn make any, and that's why the les- son won't stay learned.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
The WorId,r Grentest Humorist,

| (1enGVa ReaDeTs
 Mark Twain has long been regarded l as the worlds greatest humorlst But ] here comes B. B. Conner. However, there is difference: Goner n iba }ninHs nSonie ne l is serious. or tries to make the pcople | think SO.
 For instance:
 During the course of q speech in Union Springs the other day he said. and. people. we want to- direct your attention to it: .,,
 ders may be honest ling where I am but their environ and putting on ment makes them two men wno % representative of would be impos- the people could siple 10 o9 any do nothing. ltnlhS, anu luae they advocate IL. Will you look at it. people? solemn attention to it. We take that back. We don't expect the impossible; for how could anybody. regard those if be MT. Conner? Really. we are con cerned for his mental condition. For what does he take the people?
 If he Is sound sntaI or mna nanacit1 s 1is off the 'espiF But then, such an estimate of the mental equipment or the pehopie h s IS onls confrmatry evidence 2r the absence of mental capacity in him.
 Do the statements need analysing?
 As an excuse for running TOT gov whose environment makes them see the railroad way. he as the represen... as ' President of the railroad commits sion.
 with two men who. think as do" he says. that 1t would be impossible 10 two men who'd be on his side. or against the railroads know that 1t would be impossible to. do anything
 It is worth while to waste space in regarding this man. this Unique Ab- surdity. seriously?
 which he would feed the people. ex- pecting them to swallow It.
 If he couldn't do anything with way of thinking, why does he blame his two present associates fo~ his fail- ure to do anything? Are two men Trnpe wnU arc rewePtni %Tt Y than m T two men % whe
 Dossn't it stick out ike pot leg
 %f Gna if s he aIer sSond es gov aHa ernor what could he do? Nothing absolutely nothing.
 As native Aiahamian we have want to see it represented bv compe- tencv dignity and refine ment, you can bet your socks" The quotation is from Mir. Corners eIegant dietion.
 Does Alabama want him?
 Poor old Alabama, She has had many aflictions in her time. but mo- thing equal to lN's; and he threatens camnaign Are there no quarantine rerula tions covering the case? s~.
 verIlv, u is to laugh y
 The two statements quoted are not used consecutivelv in Mr Cnner's rpeeeh, but. they are used. and in the same speech. Isn't t frivolous? Are they or the man who utters them wor- thy of rational consideration? Gov
 Mir. Corners DIea bears evidence that he is pulling ,'dn hill with a load. And before he reHches the top we expect to see a cDllapse.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Rate MSklns-,he Crack fin the Door.

The (Demoeatic minority in the House of Representatives can do little toward deci ding Legislation except when the Rzpublicans R are divided. but the minor ity can speak its mind and warn the dountry of all measures 1t regards as ples and proclaim them even in the face of an overwhelming vote
 This is what the minority will do ae- cordinE to its leader. Mr John sharp WilliaYns says t is his purpose to pre- sl.su-. EA> iAAn4itv ssS in n1anAs.ss,sas ef
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
op,o.cd to CrippIirs Rairroads.

MouItOn AdVertIser. -,
 Right here we wish to say that with out railroads our State today would be but little better than howiing Will derness and we are opposed to in any way crippling them.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Need. Another Road.

Clayton COurleT. =,
 It behooves us in tnis locality to ex- ert our efforts in the direction of an- other railroad. Nothing could Keep us down and no town could outstrip us II we could but secure another railroad.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11

n & Noble. Circulation Manaser of The Ncutkemery Advertiter. being duly sworn. The foregoing statement ot The Adver- da0r,s circulation for the month of Octo- Der. teo6 is true and correct. and compiled after all returns from news boys. news A3ents and leftover copies have beer. de- eucted- N NOBLE.
 Circriation Manager. sworn to and subscribed before me this
 F. W. JACKSON,
 fHesL) Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Aid To Socialism.

Florence Times ,,
 The loose morals developed by legal companies and the trusts has done more to aid socialism and other like issues than all the preaching of Debs and his crowd.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Let None Despair.

Tuscaloosa Times-Gazette.
 With Eli Smith and Charlie Greer both married. hope ought to De strong paper men in the State, who are young CT than either Of these bridegrooms but less fortunate.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
A Big Lot of stuff.

Jones Valley Times,
 The biggest lot of stuff we have had brought to our attention Is the talk about Roosevelt being taken nv the Democrats. No. No, A thousand times no.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11

It is something of surprise to find The Buffalo News out in an editorial protest againsr the service pension pro- jcct The. News Is such thick-and- min Rspublicap paper that we expect
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
Too Much Cotton Does Harm.

Dadevflle Courler.
 Don't forget that cotton is tricky. There is no danger in it unless 1t fs allowed to run everything else off Of the place, then he Is dangerous and treacherous.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
The Eagle Back in Place.

Marion Standard.
 The eagle may now smooth down its ruffIed feathers, the turkey will not be the national bird again until ChriStmag
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
SWORN STATEMENT.

SWORN STATEMENT.
 The Advertiser is enc Of the fifteen or tNsnty papers in the United States that pup lfeheG every day in the year sworn pe- tSi1Sd Circulatton Statement, showing the actuai number of copies circulated ana PAID FOR each day.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11
ItH IIUH NV FNs
 HCnnamiSsiOner

Commissioners Tunstal and San ders may be honest but their environ ment makes them see the railroad way. and l, the represent tative of the people could do nothing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11

City subscription should be paid to the following authorized collectors on.y: T. 1apes City circuiator; E. ". Mccain. A. Mccain, ,. B. Cogburu. Frank Pttts.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-12-11

1 "Men who ad-
 vocate my stay 1 ing where I am and putting on
 two men who
 think as I do, l know that it l would be impos- 1 sible to do any thing, and that
 is the reason
 they advocate IL.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Local mention In a minister's home
afternoon paper. the Albuquerque Cit
isen: REV. Thomas Harwood says he
does not believe In wrestling and box.
ing matches. nor ven In base
ball. but, after all, since they
had to wrostle, he is glad that his
nephew, Arthur Upton, of Las Vegas,
threw the Jap. Young Upton Is at
tending the naval academy at Annapo-
lis, and has become famous by recent
~ throwing a Japanese professor Of
flu jitsu In a wrestling match"
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

The Baptist church has called a
council Of the sister Baptist church Of
Santa Fee association. to sit in counsel
here. Sunday morning, April 2. to as
sist in ordaining their pastor. II. II.
Treat. Next Saturdays paper will
print a partial program Of the order
Of the day. The public is invited TO
attend these services.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Marcelino Sena has had a hearing
before a west side justice Of the peace
and acquitted on the charge Of having
murdered Gorgonio Sabreda OF the
upper town. who had despoiled the
home OF Sena. and. being caught with
his wife, was fatally beaten by the
husband.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Governor Otero at Santa Fee yester.
day morning appointed the following
members of the board Of optometry
created during the recent session Of
the legislative assembly: DIR. w. X.
Upton, Of Las Vegas. as physician and
oculist: O. q. Myhre. OF Silver City.
and S. T. vann, Of Albuquerque.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Take the 2:20 a for the fair
grounds. The game between the VIC
tors and the Blues will begin tomor-
row afternoon at $50. A good game Is
In prospect for the opening Of the base
ball season. The Tom Ross will be
utilized.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25
LOCALNUCCETS
-
} Race Meet. Z

. Race Meet.
. June 5, 8 and 7 a race meet will .
. be held In Las Vegas under the =
. auspices Of the Western Racing cir. =
. cult. The best horses In the west =
= will be here. Liberal purses will +
. be offered and the program will =
. be attractive. Particulars will be .
. given upon application to r. e. =
. T%wltcheIl, president, or r. J.. Tau. =
. pert, secretary Of the Las Vegas =
. Driving association. =
~ -
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

A man named Rosa. who halls from
Omaha, has been indicted by the ter
sitosial grand jury Of this county at It,
recent term on the charge of having
obtained money on false pretense from
local merchants. New Mexican.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Mrs. II. A. Harvey Is reported very
SICK at the home Of Mrs. Daley in
this city. the services Of a professional
nurse being necessary in her case.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

II IL rumored from a source that
ought to know that the Coors Lumber
Co, will erect and operate a modern
plant for the manufacture Of cement
blocks for building purposes.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Bernardo Perca. one Of Uncle Sans
veterans OF the civil war. made final
proof yesterday on his homestead OF
160 acres at Trementina.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Deputy assessor N. d. Rosberry has
established an office for the receipt
Of assessment returns for precinct
30 at 6t3 Douglas Ave. Returns
should be made promptly. 3.l1i.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Church Of Our Lady Of Sorrows:
First a at $3.50 a. m. every Sum
day. third Sunday of the month ex-
cepted; second mass at $3.50 a. m.
This is especially for the chill.
dren; sermon In Spanish: music rem
dered by the young ladies of the par
ish under the direction Of the Sisters
of Loretto: third mass at 10 q. m. Du.
mont's masses executed by male
voices Of the choir; sermon In Eng
lish the first and last Sunday Of Zach
month. Every Sunday sermon In
Spanish. At I p. m. vespers and bene-
dlction. REV. p. GILBERTON. Pastor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Church Of the Immaculate Conception
First Mass At 1880 q. m. Second
Mass at 1000 q. m. Benediction Of
the Blessed Sacrament at 1880 p. m.
Daily Mass at 500 .. m. The cate
chism class Is taught every Saturday
morning at 900 for the Spanish.speak.
ing children by Father Pouget and at
10000 for the English-speaking child
rem by Bro. Archemian. Services held
Friday evenings at 1880 during Lent.
HENRY C. POUGET, Pastor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Mrs. Josefitn Estrada de Sandoval
died at 1880 yesterday afternoon, aged
forty-six years and eleven days.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Particular attention Is called to the
fact that the opera house curtain will
10 up tonight promptly at $3.50 o'clock.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

The Moore lumber company makes
an alluring spring talk today that
win appeal to everyone.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

First Presbyterian Church-Rev,
Norman Skinner. pastor: Morning
worship and sermon at IL o'clock;
At 1880, union meeting at Baptist
church by Young Peoples City Union.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Christian
Endeayor at $50 p. m. A cordial
invitation to all people.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Miss Minnie Matheson, the graduate
nurse, Is reported to have passed the
danger point In her illness.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Capt. l.. c. Fort Is reported very Ill
at the home Of his daughter, Mrs. w.
X. Etter, In Topeka, Kansas.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Between eighty and ninety pupils
ate nd De La Sale institute, the Broth
crs' college, on the west side.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Epworth League benefit supper at
Duyalps a week from tonight, 8 to s p.
M, price 25c. 3.1o7
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

At Duyall's April list, s to s p. m.
3-107.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

First Baptist Church-The Sunday
services at the Baptist church will
be as follows: Sunday school at 9:45
in the morning. sermon at II o'clock,
theme, "The Effect Of Sin" Chris
tian Endeavor meeting at $50 p. m.
At 1880 In the evening the devotional
meeting Of the Young Peoples City
Union will be held In our auditorium.
A cordial invitation is extended to all
these services.
HARRY II. TREAT,
Pastor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

First Methodist Episcopal Church
Services at the M. T.. church tomor-
row as follows: Sermon by the pastor
at II am; Sunday school at 9:45
a. m; Epworth League at $50 T. IN.
At 1880 the congregation will attend
the union service held by the Young
Peoples City Union at the Baptist
church. The public is cordially in
vited.
A. G. GEYER Pastor.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25

Jefferson Reynolds and wife have
left Florence. Italy for Paris. France.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1905-03-25
Church Announcements

Christian Science--Subject for Sun
day, March 81: Unrealty service be-
ginning at II o'clock. Wednesday
evening service begins at 1880. All
are welcome. Sunday school at GAS.
ST. Paul's Memorial c~hurch-Sun.
day school at 10 A, NJ. Morning
prayer. Communion and sermon at
II a. M. Evening prayer and sermon
at 4:30 p. m, RI. Rev. J. Mills Ken.
drick officiating.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1905-01-21
Greatly in Demand.

Nothing is more in demand than
medicine which meets modern
requirements for a blood and sys-
tenn cleanser, such as DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. They are just
what you need to cure stomach and
liver troubles. Try them. At L.
j. Liable drug store, 25c., guaran-
teed.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1905-01-21
Bought Chamberlain Cough Remedy
and Sent it to Friends.

Mr.F. w. j. Fletcher, druggist in
Victoria, Australia. says: "a customer
of mine, was so pleased with Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, which she had used
for her children when suffering from
colds and Group, that during fortnights
time she obtained at my shop, nine bot
ties, which she sent to her friends In
different parts Of the state, telling them
how much good it had done and advls-
ing them to give it trial" For sale
by r. J. Liable, the druggist.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1905-01-21
Sickening Shiverinp Fits

Sickening Shivering Fits
of Ague and Malaria, can be re-
lieved and cured with Electric Bit
tiers. This is a pure. tonic medi-
cine; of especial benefit in mala-
ria, for it exerts a true curative in
fuence on the disease, driving it
entirely out of the system. 1t is
much to be preferred to Quinine,
having none of this drugs bad af-
ter effects. e. S. Munday, of Hen
rietta, Tex, writes: my mother
was very low with malarial fever
and jaundice, till he took Electric
Bitters, which saved his life. At
L. j.. Liable drug store; price SOC,
guaranteed.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1905-01-21
Sad Death.

Death is sad! sad at all times
and under all circumstances! But
some time it is sadder, to the sui
ferer and sadder to the parents
and those who watch every move
ment of the innocent little victim.
The death of little Marie Oline
Halphen, the dear little girl of
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Halphen, af-
;hicted with tetanus, was a sad one
and the grieved family have the
sympathies of the entire commu-
nifty. Oline was a pupil of the
schools of the Sisters of Mercy,
she was a model child, and all the
small children who came in con-
tact with her would say. "Oline
was so kind and good" and these
expressions from her little compa-
mons endeared her to all, who took
an active interest in her sickness.
Oline who was aged 10 years 6
months and days was attending
Cathechism, and in her sickness
had all the tenderness of the good
Sisters and priest, and made her
first Communion on her death bed.
dimes death was sad one and
ibled the heart of those around
her, but she was a courageous lit
tie christian, and she will be a
bright Jewell in the Kingdom of
of Heaven.