Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-05-05

The Maid SHAH dust the brsc-a.
brac, muml The Mistress Not to-
day, Nora. don't think we can az
ford it.-Pick-Afe-Up.
Mike--Aro you much hursed. Patti
Do ye want q docthOr7 Pat-A doc
thor. ye fulel Afthor bein' RUINED
over By trolley carr Phwat Of want
Is a lawyer.
Mrs. Casey Sure. tn goat has ate
all nv Maggie'e plano muslcl MI. Ca
sey-Thank IT, Iardi Now. II he'd
only ate III PLAINLY. Odd pension him
fer loifel Puck.
HE declares his wife made him eli
that he f." ':ouite likely. And !
should Judge that she didn't waste
more than half an hour on the job. -
Harper'a Bazar.
At The Hague: whats that build
Ing. par That my son. Il the Temple
Of Peace" what's It 6orgg tits
sort Of club where nations Wrsngle be-
tween WITS Lite.
80 silas was charged with having
seven wives. Was tn Judge sewers
en- himr' Awful ne discharged
him with an Or his wives waitin fer
him A tn corridor"
ne Like an young men, / have my
faults. She Yes, but they are "a. ln-
significant that no Self-respecting glrl
would feel justiHedfin marrying you "a
reform you'll illustrated Bits.
The Doctor You don't like travel
ing on the cars7 Well, enjoy It wen
enough, except Tor the dust ana Gin.
ders. The Professor Cinders7 Eyel
There's the rub. Chicago Tribune.
Patent Medicine Proprietor DID
that chap we sent the gross OF medi-
cine to send Us testimonial2 secre-
tary-Well, no; but we got cards oe
thanks from several Of his heirs
Puck.
Scripture verified: Hearing Of a tax
assessor who had been waylaid ard
shot BY robbers. Brother Dickey said;
''How truly do de Bible Say, DE way
OF de tax assessor Is hardF Atlanta
Constitution.
why, Johnny, how much You look
like your fatherF' remarked visitor
to a 4-year-old. ''Yes'm." answered
Johnny, with an air OF resignation;
that's what everybody says. but I
can't help It"
doctor, how can make sure that
the ice / use on the table 10 free from
germsY' ''Boil it." and the good fam
lily physician at once made a twO-doi-
lar entry In his day-book. Detroit
Free Press.
"AIiss Lovelace zAlicia-will you not
consent to be mistress Of my estatesl
cannot tell you how much ! love
yOu." "Oh, Reginald perhaps you
can give me . rough estimate-in
acres, Life.
Her MOther-Mr. sloman has been
coming to &c you for quite a long
while, Maude. What are his inten-
tions7 Do you know7 She-Well,
think he intends to keep on coming
Philadelphia Press.
young man." said Dustin stax. II
had to work for my money" "WelI,
father" was the chilly reply. enough
people in our set are throwing that up
70 me without your talking about II. !"
washington Star,
TOm-SO Miss Turner refused you,
chi Did she give any reason for do
ing 80? Jack-Yes, indeed; two Of
them. Tom-What were they7 Jack
Myself and another fellow.-Su-
periOr CWis) Telegram.
old Lady-Meat is very dear, butch
eF. / can hardly afford to buy any.
Butcher-Why not turn. vegetarian,
NUM- Old Lsady-No, indeed; was
born and brought up Baptist. and
I'm not going to change my religion
al my time Of life.
He-Do you think marriages are
made In heaven7 She-I don't know.
Perhaps they are, but I'd be satisfied
with one made in-Or, that Is, Of
course, wasn't thinking what Oh,
Charlie, do you really mean IT. Chi
cagO Record Herald.
A little fellow in saying his prayers
one night entreated blessing on his
aunt, who was dangerously III, and
gravely concluded with these words.
"And please. God, don't forget her adj
dress. She lives at o Blank street, on
the third door to the right"
hewitt see a great statistician
says that considerably more than one
half the worlds population is fem
mime. Peppery Ridiculousl II that
were 80 how would be account for the
fact that sone-half the world doesn't