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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14
A 4so-AcRE FARM YIELDS
25 PER CENT PROFIT IN a YEAR
What 4 Mercer County (ohio) Farmer
Received frem One Years Crop.

What Mercer County (Ohio) Farmer
Received frem One Years crep-
Extracts from an interesting letter
( from P. II. Rynhard, OF Starbuck.
Manitoba, Canada, gives an excellent
idea Of the prosperity Of those who
have gone from the United States to
Canada He says:
It bought, August, 1903, $50 acres
OF land, paying $4,000 for It We
threshed 2,973 bushels Of wheat and
between 100 and 1900 bushels Of
oats ans barley from 200 acres But
part OF the wheat went down before
filing and was not harvested except
for hay. The crop was worth at
threshing time, $4,000. Besides 120
acres laying idle except timothy
meadow, which is not included In this
estimate Counting the value Of the
product and the increase Of value Of
land viii pay me more than Is per
cent on the investment Two broth
ers IN the same neighbOrhOOd bought
go acres each six years ago They
have not done a single thing to this
land except to fence il and break and
cultivate about one-half Of it. HsT-
vested last year % bushels wheat per
acre. This year p bushels per acre.
They can get any day SIS per acre.
These are only a few Of many hun
dreds of such chances It looks like
bOasting. but truth IS justihable and
the world ought to know it, especial
~ the hOme-seeker- know Of quite
a few farmers that have made for
tunes in from 10 to 20 years, retired
with from $4,000 to 100000.
Writing concerning another district
in the Canadian West S. L Short
says:
Dear Sir-I have TO inform you
that I have just returned from the
Carrot River Country in Saskatche-
wan, where located land Of the very
finest black vegetable loan, which I
am proud of, and will move in the
spring. Farmers are still blowing
there. A mild climate and beautiful
country to behold. Cattle are fat and
running outside. Wood and water
good. Saw oats weighing ~ pounds
to bushel Potatoes large and well
ripened; also wheat that brought
there 81 cents. The country exceed
ed my expectations. Saw oats in
stock, thicker on the ground than ap-
pears in many of the illustrations
sent out in descriptive pamphlets I
have been in many western states,
but the soil exceIs any I ever saw"
The Canadian Government Agents
at different points report that the en-
quiries for literature and railroad
rates, &c, to Western Canada are
the greatest in the history Of their
work
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14
-, 80 e - noinn.

Postmaster wilcox has a friend who
is the pOssessOr OF an only son One
day his mother heard him sliding down
the banisters Of the froEt- stairs and
asked him what he was tryicg to do.
The little fellow thought a moment
and then said, Il am making a pair Of
pants for a poor orphan boy New
York Times.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14
sawdust in Manure

VIII sawdust injure manure? l am
spreading it on alfalfa three years cid.
w. H Carter, Josephine Co, Ore.
No. The amount Of manure. how
ever, should be greater than that OF
sawdust- Since it is slow to decay, il
affords, after discharging its absorbed
fertility, an excellent mulch for deer
rooted grass crops. Much in expert
ence goes to show that excessive
quantities applied, especially to clay
soils. will produce an undesirable acid
ity.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

I'm going to endow one Of the uni
veTsities," said the millionaire; going
to establish a chair"
Chair Of what?" asked his friend
We'll, I don't know what you'd call
It for short, but it's a chair that's bad
~ needed chair to teach graduates
to get a job"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A scarcity in small silver coins is
predicted. congress having failed &c
provide for the purchase Of the neces-
sary bullion. You may have to fall
back on your children's ten cent say
ings banks.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

In Berlin young men have formed a
society whose members pledge them
selves to snatch birds from the hats
OF women. There are likely to be in
portant developments in the German
capital
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The ball tosser who is thought tc
be wonder" is prominent in the pa
pers all over the country now. AS a
rule, he won't be nearly so conspicu-
Gus two months later on.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

This world, saith the preacher. is
filed with men who are like a watch.
well made and wound, but whose faces
and dial hands point to $3.50 at 10 a.
m They were made right and wound
right and keep going. but they have
never been set right
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

California believes that It has one
third Of the 100000 japanese now in
this country. In 1880 there we're
only eighty-siE japanese IN the state.
When TIE var IS over there IS likely
20 - E rush q Japanese immigrants
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Another man having lost his tongue
from excessive smoking, it is now VI
to some unregenerate bachelor to re
mark that it is a pity that more WON
en- do not smoke.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A French expedition that started
for the south pole some time ago has
returned without having accomplished
its purpose One pleasant thing about
It is that the expedition got back with
out help Furthermore 1t has made
no arrangements to lecture.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14
What the Dentist Saws.

Toledo. Ohio, March 27th-( Especially
Harry 7. Lewis. the well known den
list Of 6O7 Sumit street, this city, is
telling Of his remarkable cure Of Kid
ney Disease by using DOdd's Kidney
Pills.
i was fat on my back and must
say I had almost given up all hope
OF ever getting any help" says Dr..
Lewis.
My kidneys had troubled me for
years. The pains in my back were
severe and 1 had to get up several
times at night I tried different medi-
cines but kept on getting worse till
I was lad up
sThCa 4 friend advised me to try
Dodd's Kidney Pills and in about two
weeks I started to improve. Now
an glad TO admit 1 am cured and
carnot praise DOdd's Kidney Pills too
highly"
If you take DOdds Kidney Pills
when your kidneys first show signs OF
being out Of order you viii never have
Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Dropsyi
Gravel or Rheumatism
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

1t appears that the buffers ana lady
secretaries employed in the house.
holds Of the rich have acquired the
graft" habit Only heaven is left to
hope for
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Prof. Starr OF the University Of
Chicago announces that a substance
that he terms hamirumaha is a per
feet substitute for tobacco. And echo
answers: "Ha! Hal"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The Binghamton Herald notices the
conviction Of nearly every man. who
never tried TO DO it, that he can run 4
newspaper. It is q business which
confident outsiders assume with cour-
age and abandon with enthusiasm and
experience.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Bloch, the military expert, was
wrong in thinking that war is impOs-
sible," but recent. events have made
it plain to most persons that it ought
to be impossible
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The kind newspaper lady who tells
her readers how a woman can look
quite smart on s4O0'' doesn't do much
to help the woman who has only sac
for a limit
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The people of the United States
consume IS pounds Of sugar per head
a year No wonder the dentists have
good pickings.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The world do move. The Chinese.
after having cleansed every nation but
their own, have established a sOa9
factory and a towel supply house al
home
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The conscience stricken person who
returned $4,000 to the government
will be surprised to see how few will
follow his example.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A Harvard professor declares tina,
the solar system is tipping over. Nov
it's about time for people to get to
gether and abolish the tipping cue
tom.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

oyama's wife was educated at Vas
sar- Is any other explanation neces=
sary2
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The modern woman who expects to
have a statue in the hall Of fame
ought to wear Greci-n robes. Gowns"
do not show up we'll in stone.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Supt- Maxwell recommends a course
OF planting seeds and growing plants
for moral instruction. That leaves out
all knowledge of grating.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The tobacco trust has the honor
to report that its net profits last year
were over $22,OOO,OOO Smoke up with
the tobacco trust.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The fact that a SO bill will accumu-
late $4,000 microbes in a month does
not seem to jar Russell Sage a little
bit
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

One brewery owns 1S3 saloons in
Kansas City Nearly two dozen "Oc-
toPuses" rolled into one
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The WATERFOWL Times contends that
genuine education includes character
and conscience as well as intellect
Il does, it does, but the ability Of out
sfders to bring up the conscience and
character OF others cannot be denied.
unless example be made the teacher
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

It might be mentioned that it is
the salt water lobster and not the
land variety that has gone on strike.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

II we saw ourselves as others seq
Us, we would at least have the priviL
eye Of insisting that We were labor
ing under an optical ilIusion.-PucI,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Adam should have been a very hap
py man. He never had to pay q
dress makers bill or discharge the
cook.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14
snI.er.s Home Bander Corn.

heavily, that its proceeds built a lovely
home. See SalIers eatalOg. Yielded IN
Ind. l57 bu., Ohio 100 bu., Tenn. les bu-s
and IN Mich. 20 bu. per acre. You can
beat this record II 1905.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

King Peter Of Servia wants some
rapid-ire guns. Evidently fixing TO
get fred.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14
q % W0O0

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE XIEDs2
10 bu. Beardless Barley per acre.
3lG bu. Salzers New National Oats per A.
so bu. Salzer SpeltZ and Maearoni Wheat.
GOO bu. Pedigree Potatoes PEI acre.
"A tons Of rich Billion Dollar Grass Hay.
so 900 lbs. Victoria Rape for sheep-per A.
l60, 900 lbs. TeOsinte, the fodder wonder
q 600 lbs Salzer's Superior Fodder Corn
rich, juicy fodder, per A.
Now such yields you can have IN 1905,
# you viii plant my seeds.
JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 1Oo
IN stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis, and receive their great cata-
log and lots Of farm seed samples. TW.N. I. ]
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Monahan-" IT'S always tn unix-
picted thOt happens Whin OF whit
home full lasht noight. Oh expected me
wolfe would hit me Wild a poker.
MulheaTn-"An' she didn't" Mona
han-"No; she hit me wild tn fat
iron an pianny sthOol."
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Mrs Charlotte Perkins Stetson Gil
man condemns mans clothing vigOT-
Ously-bUt has she ever tried It?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Say, wouldn't it be fun to see Oya-
ma, Nogi, OkU. NOdzu and Kuroki sit
ting in together at a little game Of
poker?
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

First WorEingman-LOok at the in
equality. Mr. Million, who lives not
ten squares from this corner, has q
dog house which cost 200. What
dc you think Of that?
Second WOrkingman-I think it's q
good thing he wanted it, for I built it
for him, and made 81 600 out Of it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

1t would seem that one of Uncle
Sans banana ships" would be dan
gerOus to any enemy that might slip
up on it
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The student Of farming realizes
more and more that the scope Of agri-
cultural science is infinite, so Tar as
nan is concerned.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A nan has very little use for pro
family at home when his wife never
stopped 70 think whether she wanted
suffrsze or not
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A happy marriage is the usual result
when love is adulterated with little
common sense.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A man always remembers his enc
mics, but he sometimes forgets his
friends.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The people who are most eager to
share their troubles are usually those
who are most stingy with their good
luck.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

It is not good for a mon to be alone;
that is why women refuse to let him
alone
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

1t IS so expensive being married a
man could pay a bachelor tax Of all
his income and be better OF.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

When q girl gets engaged she prac-
tees writing letters breaking il OF, so
a. to cry over how It would be II It
really happened
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Beggar-Kind sir, could you help .
victim OF the trusts, am starTingi
CitiZen-HOW are the trusts resPOn-
sible?
Beggar-They shut down the fac
tory where my wife had job, sir.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

There are men who never pay any
thing they owe except grudges.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A woman gets very suspicious Of heE
husband when he goes q long time
without doing anything that looks
suspicious.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Wonder how mothers ever found out
that men do the things they are afraid
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Blouses that cost more than one
hundred dollars are called ~blOoses-"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Ms J. p. Gues, Everett. Pa Suffered
yeaTa With kinney and gravel trouhie- Cared ~ Dr.
bavtd EsnnsdyI Favorits Ee1edy, Ro7dozt n Z. Gea
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A woman nay be afraid OF nous
but q IS nothing TO the way she feels
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching Blind. Bleeding ProtrudfnE PfleE- Your
druggist viii refund money = PAZO 0IETEEET
l.LIs % cure 20 % - - day. Sc
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Beggar-Kind sir, could You help &
victim OF the trusts, am starviEgi
Citizen-How are the trusts respon-
sible2
Beggar-They shut down the fac
tory where my wife had a job, sir
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

ct don't believe the woman who re-
Gently moved into the nat across the
hall Is any better than she should be-
remarked Mrs. Naggsby.
"Of course not, my dear" TejOined
Nsggsby: who ever heard Of q
woman that was %
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Did Lushman really build that
house? Well, we'll; I didn't think he
could do such good work. No creaky
floors or stairways there"
No. You see, when Lushman built
that house he fully intended to occupy
it himself. He paid particular atten-
ton TO the stairs"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infanfhls
medicine for coughs and coldS-lS ". SAEruELa
Ocean Grove. n =. Feb. a.. ISc0
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A wise woman never gives her hus-
band q letter to mail IL she hopes e
receive an early reply.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Caller-I believe that you're the
man that answers questions. I want
TO know why members Of a legisla-
tGre are called "Solons"
Information EditOr-It's on account
o. a fancied resemblance to a law
giyer Of old. There's no real reason,
sir
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

WiIlie-Pa, what DO these ladies
mean when they talk about q
''womaa's sphere2"
Pa-Their idea OF woman's sphere
my son, is the earth. They think ii
belongs to them
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

A happy marriage is the usual result
when love is adUlterated with a little
common sense.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

An amiable bachelor says that al
most any miss is better than a mile
providing she is neither too old nor
too young.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14
Impertnnt ID Naethsrs.

When a doctor gives a rich patient
up its up to the undertaken.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Ers- F7lnzl0U'a Eoot2EnE syrua-
Pr EErtrE1 teetli1, E1fte1E re TlIza- r.ucs1 -
aa1Eatols al-sss p-n curss ulld ooll- "a be-ls.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

you heard that new opera the 9th
er night, didn't yOu?"
L No
Why, understand you we're
there"
$50 I was, but I was in q box
party"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

Too many Quarrsls are picked befoFs
they are ripe
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative 1ruulo Cui1lue TabieLE- AL druw
Eists refund the Money 60 Go fails 90 cure s. ".
Groves signature Is On each box -
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1905-04-14

The married man can get a much
warmer welcome by taking home q
box Of chocolates than he can by TAX
ing home a box Of good cigars, and
the chocolates don't cost One-tenth as
Bisbee daily review., 1905-12-12
SEWER IS UP TO
 WATER COMPANY
Council Awaits Rates for Flushing Wdter-.- Saloon
 Districts Ordered

The City Council met last night in special session, Councilmen Hogan, De vine, Stacey and Morris, and City At torney Merritt and Mayor Taylor be ing present. The contract with Brune & Zimmerman to build the city hall was read and adopted. The bonds men for the contractors will affix their signatures in the amount of S6,000 to- day.
 For the committee appointed to see the Water Go. as to rates for sewer purposes, Mir. Morris reported the com pany would make 8 rate of $100 Q month to furnish from 4.000 to 10000 gallons day for flushing the sewer mains. The company declined to make rate for domestic sewer pur. poses until it had investigated the matter further, when it would give ghe Council a schedule of rates.
 The committee was instructed to keep after the Water Company and se- cure schedule of rates, so that fur Iher action may be taken toward the sewer
 The Mayor called up the saloon dis trlct ordinance, saying that he had so Tar failed to sign it because he did not think it complete, in that no pro- vision was made for penalty for viola tienl of it's terms. The City Attorney explained that under the general li- .cense regulations saloons could not do business without license unless they put themselves liable to fine, and that therefore provision for fine in the dis trictordinance was unnecessary. Fol lowing this explanation the Council ad- journed without date. The Mayor thereafter attached his signature to 1he Ordinance and it will be found elsewhere in this issue.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-12-12

FL Tigre Shut Down-Thomas Stev. ems arrived in the city Sunday from the Tigre mine. He states that wa. ter from the Yaqui recently cut the property off from direct communica- uen with the outside world, and that men employed were obliged to build a boat to enable them to get out. From here MT. Stevens went to Cananea re gently, not anticipating that work can be resumed at the Tigre under a month
Bisbee daily review., 1905-12-12
A HUNTING TRIP.
The End Made Good for Day of Trib
 uIations.

Come on. get in, and go with us, and we will give you the best day s hunting you ever ha din your life was the hallo of NJ. l.. and Gaston Naquin to g Review man Sunday morning as he was vending his way homeward to spend the day in the warmth of hi9 freside.
 And he went.
 The trip to Lowell was more or less pleasant, but after that, oh, my! From there on to point, which, in the ju3g- ment of the Review man was just this side of Cananea (although M. L. sol. emnly swears it was the old Naco switch), Tom Bailey, who was driving, made that bay team do it's best. Talk about "only hitting the high places; {" Tom hit them all One minute We would be clutching at the tailboard of the wagon, and the next we would be wildly endeavoring to retain our equi- librium on the foot board. After a drive of several hours Tom pulled up with a well, we got here on time all right" And not knowing the record it was the verdict that he beat the reg ular schedule.
 And the hunting.
 For several hours the Review man and the others plodded around in two feet of snow and killed nothing. NJ. L. and Gaston Naquin in the meantime had started off in the direction of Mex ice City, and for three solid hours the others attempted to dodge the snow and Sleet meanwhile anathematizinn the man who wrote Beautiful Snow"
 It was shortly before dark when the Naquin boys returned with the pock-
Bisbee daily review., 1905-12-12

cts full of quail, but no smile of ap- proval was theirs. and not until the crowd reached Lowell and they were invited to partake of the hospitality of Tom and Jerry, did their cold "demean- or relax.
 But then it was great hunt That is the crowd thought so yesterday morning when they sat down to quail on."
Bisbee daily review., 1905-12-12

weapons. He had a pair of brass kIucks which. he said he had found but admitted knowledge of their pur pose. The court was obliged to give him the ten days provided by law, and added S10. Morales was deeply af fected by his sentence.
 Eight plain drunks were before the justice during the morning and drew & each.
 Justice Mcdonald returned to the city last evening from a business trip to Cananea.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-12-12
BARGAINS AND PRINTERS INK
Accounted for the Big Crowds at tho
 Salvage Sale.

NSS0SHeeu TOT tne 6lq CroWcs at the
 Salvage Sale.
 Despite the snow and slush of yes terday, the store of the Southwestern Salvage Company, on Main street, op- posite the floodgate, was crowded with eager buyers from the opening to the closing hour. The crowd was so large at times that it was impossible for the large force of clerks to wait on them.
 Said the manager: q really am surprised at the trade we have had on account of the inclemency of the weather, but it only goes to prove what I have known for a long time, that real bargains and printers ink will get buyers all of the time, because everyone is trying to save a dollar nowadays"