Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-12-21
Man About Town
Hang up clean. new stocking.
With no holes IN the hce.
For SIuta'l do some kuocl,ir,-

For sartal do some knocking
If an outlet he should feel.
There is smile on the face Of the
kids these days that you could not wipe
off with a crash towel.
Christmas shoppers should }ooI,
sharp at their change. $500 counter
felt bills are in circulation.
1t IS better to give than receive.
Don't forget the unconverted; they are
perfectly willing to receive.
The Laundry Trust raises prices again
the first Of the year. People will have
to turn their collars and shirts. and
Brother Hilliker is now using glucose
instead of starch.
Pedestrians along the Rialto Sunday
evening had the assurance of the visit
to some neighboring hen roost of one
of those i'll scented animanls-the smell
was rank.
Postmaster Seger is contemplating
holding fair in the basement of the
postotfice after the Holidays to raise
currency to pay the twelve million
postal deficit.
A person in town known for his love
for the filthy lucre and his hatred for
women. A lady remarked the only
women he ever loved was the one on
the silver dollar.
Brother Pyle of the Sun Life lnsur-
ance Co., is not in any way alarmed
about the Investigations. Says the
Suns surplus is what keeps the Bank
of England running. Says where the
English language is spoken the Sun is
a household word and it's methods of
doing business favors the under dog.
Prof Ericsson is scheduled some time
in the near future to read paper be-
fore the Sinnamahoning Liars Club.
Subject, Dynamite, its utility in pro-
crossing people towards the Sweet
| Bye-and.Bye." The Prof told bright
little girl, the other day, if she would
come to church she would see him play
the organ. Innocently the little one
asked: "WiIl you have a monkey2n
We have claw hammer coat, cellu-
loid shirt bosom and white ueck.tie to
rent New Years day. Callers can gov
ern themselves accordingly,
The towel used in our press room fell
from its roller few days ago, and
striking the floor, broke in two.
man went into Uncle Peter Beattie,s
Tobacco Exchange, the other day, and
says: "Peter, can you change a fiveg,
mo" says Peter, II wish J had five
for change" A suburbanite was tell
ing him how man i'm one of the lumber
camps m de perfect fitting shirt out
of hemlock bark and wore II two weeks
without suffering any Inconvenience.
WELL said Peter chats the worst
shirt taiI' ever heard.n Says when
he was q boy in the Province of New
Brunswick he saw the wind blow SO
hard he flew q kite made from an iron
window shutter and used log chain
for tail, man standing by watching
him was caught IN the mouth by gust
OF wind and was turned completely
wrong side out Tie tells this story.
"a sirI living Hrru Hicks ruu
1ue day whom Hul homework saH done,
said. da gtuf.lr.
Twill tIII u bear
Aud loaded her uId btber's sun.
She walked ur the creek quite asa.
where she Thought tbe hs1F= uuFHtth stay
-Hu stepped uu Hkuuk
AuH came down kurHuuk
IHat rHdtI tha hunt foe that aas
When She came nagk tH ths house
she came tu aH HtHt as wuu.t.
Hut She haH thv surll
AuI fhF people d.i sen.
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