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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-24

The Elks cinched their hold on the
second series and the 1905 pennant
little tighter last Saturday. In the
first game the II. A. C.'s not only field
ed nine full innings without an error
but hammered young Mr.. Castle into
the likeness Of a punching-bag, easily
winning a to game. The Puns were
SO anxious for home runs that they
collected but one hit each of the re-
spective deliveries Of Mr.. Joy and Mr..
J. Williams. In the secopd game there
was another merry swatfest with the
Elks banqueting off Amoy's curves In
q manner delightful to Richardson ct
al The Herd gathered 6 runs and then
got careless enough to allow the Ma
lies 4.
4 4 q
The first game was in the nature Of
surprise. Everybody knows that the
Reds can play bang up ball when they
want to, but even the wise ones had
figured on the Puns making a much
better showing. There was nothing the
matter with the Puns' fielding-it was
above the average-but Castle was
simply walloped from SOUP TO nuts and
back again. Every run the Reds made
was earned by good. clean, honest hit
ting. OF the twelve hits torn of by
the H. A. C.'s, very few were Of the
scratchy order. Cunha. who came to
bat but once, and Aylett were the only
Reds who failed to smash safely, Joy
leading the bunch with three good ones
to the outfield.
The Harvard man will have to dc
some tall pitching hereafter to wipe
out the taste OF Saturdays lombard.
ment.
On the other hand. the Puns wer,
equally helpless before Joy and Capt
Williams. Joy filled the box for fiv,
innings. and Major Van Vliet and Bol
McCorriston were the only Puns I
hit safely. RIP Van Wrinkle" got on
; In the second session when he hit tn
first ball pitched for clean singl
over shortstop. McCorriston hit I
right In the fifth and that was all.
Joy went behind the bat in the slxt
inning, Cunha to second, and William
to the box. 1t looked like bad move
for the Puns got their only tally RICH
there. But Williams frightened up, tn
Puns failed to solve his under-han
shoots, and never saw home again. /
fact, they rarely reached first, onl
four being left on bases.
The II. A. C.'s went after Cast
right from the start, and grabbed thre
runs before the long fellow fairly wok
up to the situation. With one ma
down ]. Williams led off the gran
promenade with a single 10 secon'
Joy, A. Williams and Soares then sir
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-07-24
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DIAMOND HEADS.


Earned runs-Aalas |, Diamond
Heads 2.
Two base hit-McCorriston.
Sacrifice hit-Ulukou.
Stolen bases-W. Ayau, Anderson,
Walker, +. Ayau. Desha 2, Chilling
worth. McCorriston.
Struck out-By Anderson II, by
O'Sullivan ).
Bases on balls-Onf Anderson T. of
O'Sullivan 3.
Hit by pitched ball-Kuhina.
Double play-Luning to Kuhina to
Luning; +. Ayau to Boyle.
Lest on bases-Aalas-6. Diamond
Heads 6.
Time Of game hr. 80 Minis.
Umpire-Moore.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-12-15
Chemists Odd Iobs.

Mankind is suspicious" said .
chemist of the board Of health. >"Only
last week a millionaire CLERGYMAN
sent me a piece of pumpkin pie for
analysis. He suspected that his daugh-
ter, beautiful and good girl, wanted
to put him out Of the way. THE
pie contained, of,course,. none butethe
usual ingredients.
Some people send me pickles.
sauces, neutrality-suspicious. and
widely advertised compositions that
they want to learn how to duplicate
and ven3 themselves.
There isn't a wellknown. patent
medicine that hasn't been submitted
to: me for analysis twenty or Thirty
times" New York Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-12-15
Il ! 5.
. Baking =.
Powder
pssfsot- In apallty.
92as!a q ~ psloo.
SMILE THEIR STOCK IN TRADE.
eesfeot In. quality.
MeHeSs!!!aeto u pelq0,

SMILE THEIR STOCK IN TRADE.
French and Japanese ,Worqen Know
V" Value 81 Parted lips. " 7'%f}
The next of the French beauty 9se-
crets relates to, tie smile: The, French.
woman smiles great deal. It 10 .
queer little smile! and s0mstimes3 like
her shrug, it looks artificial. . But Il
Is her stock in trade. Without her
smile the Frenchwoman would be far
less attractive thana she Is. 4 " -, -, ~ 7
The only other. nation In the world
that understands the art OF smiling y
the Japanese, continues the Boston
Herald. The Japanese woman knows
all ""out t. O srsile.
Tie Frenchwoman understands the
secret of the File and the value or 1t.
At your first -bonrmoti she will smile.
At your second she will smile and
shrug her shoulders approximately.
She will smile at your witticisms iand
hatter you, into thinking they ars, good
She is wonderful in her, smile, is ,the
Frenchwoman. It is q wide, beau tful
smile, and she shows a&fine row of
perfectly kept teeth. Smile often and
show your teeth is one of the French
beauty precepts.
The ,Frenchwoman will bleach her
cheeks until they are clear ! and
creamy, but lsheiwillk keep ,hertlips red.
for she knows that red lips get lon
white teeth and make the mouth win.
ming.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-12-15
~ n Local News. ~

Is ~ AVV3ss ASV~vv~s
..>~.~~~>~~~.~sersSlaaJ
..,Mrs. Albert Leistico visited friends
At Brewster over Sunday.
Z. M. Denny of Sioux Falls was In
the city. Tuesday on business.
W. M. Thompson, of Lorian was q
visitor in Worthington Monday.
G. W. Wade of Bloom township
was in the city last Monday doing
trading. =
The Whist Club will meet with
Mrs. R. M. West next Saturday eve
ming at 8. Il
The infant OF Robt. Reed and wife
died Dee. z. The funeral was held
last Friday.
Mrs. Jacob Bizang, who safaicted
with consumption, is reported to be
very low. 81.
Druggist Moorland entertained 9
friend T. M. Parish of Chicago,
over Sunday.
aRaplh Beckley has returned from
Round Lake where he has been
working in a meat market.
s.. B. Miller and w. A.. Wright of
Luverne were business visitors }at
Worthington last Saturday. ".
Miss Maud Howes OF Pipestenes
was a visitor at the H. s. Monday
as . guest of Ethyln Patterson. !
J. P. Biltgen left last !, Saturday
for st. Paul where he will visit dur
ing the greater part of the winter.
With the good ice on the lake and
the beautiful evenings, skating has
taken possession of the students
mind. 49,.
Miss Edith Pritchard of Thief
River Falls, Mimi, is a guest at the
home of DIR. Gholz for a week. She
last Saturday.
Mrs. Malcolm Weikel, of Marshall,
was the guest Of her sister, Mrs.. A.
R. Albertus, and maly Worthing-
on friends, the past week. ,er
E. l.. Nance returned last week
from Randolph, Neb., where he had
been called to attend the funeral >of
his father.
Rev. Muehlhusen was called to
Wilmont last Saturday to conduct
the funeral of Mrs. Levina Geisel,
who died Dec. lst1.
Will. Bartlett made a business "trip
to Adrian, Wilmont, Lismore and
Magnolia last Friday. He reports
taking q fine bunch of orders. II
W. S. Lewis returned last Satur-.
day from visit to Mable, MIMI,
where he spent a week visi ting at
the home Of his daughter, Mrs. LIE
Roi Tibbits.
The Lucky Thirteen Euchre club
met with Mrs. L. r. Gholz Monday
afternoon. Mrs. Dodge won the
head. prize and Mrs. J. j., +Kies the
consolation honors.
DIR. A. H. Clark returned last
week from trip to st. Joseph, Mo. :,
where he attended the annual meet
ing of the Rock Island. R. R.
Surgeon g Association.
Chas. Gholz, who has aeena here
on aiyisit To- his son pr. Gholz,y left
this week, for: his home in. Cali
fornia. he recently disposed of
his farm in .Goodhue county. u He
had also; visited a son at Hibbing,
MINI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-12-15
kjeptomaniac M, P's.

"A myterious outbreak Of kleptoma-
MIA has invaded the house of COM
mons. The origin Of the disease has
been traced to case which happened
two or three weeks ago, when six
cakes of house of commons soap were
found bullying out of a legislators
coat pocket:
Since then the malady has spread
with alarming persistency. One men,
Der of parliament, who in fit of men.
tai. abstraction took pair of hair
brushes stamped with the royal arms,
was taken before the sergeant at
arms and gently admonished, but even
then the disease was not extermi-
mated.
Table napkins have, been mystic.
riously spirited away by one over.
worked legislator, while another un-
consciously took somebody else's
check book.
Recently the, kleptomaniacs have
confined their attention to silk hats,
and so many have disappeared that
some members now think it necessary
to put skull caps in their pockets as a
safeguard against going home bare
headed.
Every night now when the cry is
raised Of SrfWho goes homer: it is
found that there are not enough hats
to 60 round.-London, Express.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-12-15

stations arc, as. good az have eveE. b
eaefi. NV Percherons and German co
three-year-olds and asq'tihej assist
5000 to $1,000; German Coachers, ;
" i also have full line of American
1900 pounds to 1000 pounds; you &c
fabulous prices for stAllions has pass
have ever been offered to parties y
spirited, stylish, active, high-goiuEt!
deep IN chest and stifie, an ebund anes
| : Jack owners! Register your jack g. u y
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-12-15

Chas. Gholz, who has. ,aeen here
on a;yisit To- his son Dr. Gholz, left
this T.. week, for: his home 81 in Cali
fornia. BE: recently disposed of
his farm in Goodhue county. u He
had also visited a son at ! Hibbing,
MINI.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
WOODBURr.
THE HOTCHKISSVILLE NEWS.


 Norman and Hubert Roswell and sister, Mrs Albert France, have re- ceived their portions from their grand fathers, Thomas Bodicut's, estate.
 Mrs COrnelia BOtSfOrd was called to illness of her daughter -in-law.
 Mrs George F. Morris have returned from visiting her daughter in New Haven.
 Mrs Thomas Arlington is entertain ing her friend, Miss Beardsley, from Pennsylvania.
 Miss Jennie Cartledge is living at Mrs Lindsley's in North Woodbbry. Mrs Owen E. Norton has been visit ing her sister in -TOrrington. George F. Morris anniversary sale commences the 18th and continues un- til Thanksgiving.
 The cutlery shop shut down, last Saturday afternoon, to enable the en- plOyes to attend the town meeting in Woodbury.
 At Sunday school the superintend- ant, Frank R. Ford, of North Wood bury, gave short but interesting re. port of the Sunday school convention at Hartford. MT Bloomfield, pastor of the Congregational church in Wood bury, taught the mems class and after wards made a brief address on "ketch- up" to the kindergarten children. The little ones were much interested and promptly, if not correctly, answered all questions on the subject.
 Arthur Burns of Bridgeport spent Sunday with friends in the village.
 James Butters of Bridgeport spent Sunday with his parents here.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
BRIDGEWATERs
C0NeREGAr1oNAL CHURCH NOTES,

CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH NOTES.
 Mrs Gorton entertained her Sunday school class at the parsonage, last Fri day evening.
 The Sunday school sent as delegates to the State Convention at Hartford, last week, Rev D. D. GOrtOn and Sup erintendent William Marsh. Each gave partial report, last Sunday. A further report will be given in Sunday school, Sunday, sNovember 19.
 The great convention song was en- titled, "The Song of the New Cru sade." Come to Sunday school, next Sunday, and learn to sing it.
 At the meeting, last Sunday even- ing, the little booklet, "Tbe Song ot Our Syrian Guest" explanatory of the Shepherd Psalm, was read The read ing was interspersed with songs ex. pressing in various ways the senti- ment of the Psalm. The pastor is en- deavoring to make these meetings in- teresting and helpful. Come.
 The committee appointed for the Christmas exercises are Misses Cert trude Trowbridge and Mabelle San ford.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
NO POISON IN CHAMBERLAIN s
 COUGH REMEDY.

From Napier New Zealand, Herald: Two years ago the Pharmacy Board of New South Wales, Australia, had an analysis made of all the cough medi- cines that were sold in that market. Out of the entire list they found only one that they declared was entirely free from all poisons. This exception was Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, made by the Chamberlain Medicine Company, Des Moines, Iowa, U. s. A. The absence of all narcotics makes this remedy the safest and best that can De had; and it is with a feeling of security that any mother can give it tos her little ones. Cham berlain'S s Cough Remedy is especially recom- mended by it's makers for coughs, colds, croup and whooping cough. This rem edy is forsale by R. H. Beers X Co.,, New Hook; w. N. Hurd, Long Hill; A. B.. Blakeman, Botsford; s. J. Parks, Trumbull.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
RoXBURY.
NEWS IN BRIEF.

Mrs M. McGoldrich returned to her home in Bridgeport after spending a few weeks with her parents, MT and Mrs McNiff.
 MT and Mrs James Barry and chil- dren were calling on friends, Thursday.
 Mrs Charles Anderson is convalesc- ing after a severe illness.
 Mrs Alice Benson is visiting friends at Wassaic, Dover Plains, N. Y., and other places.
 Mrs H. Mallett returned home, Mon- day, after pleasant visit with rela- tiveS in Waterbury. Mrs William Spargo is very sick at this writing. William Allen is under the care Dr Pons, suffering with an attack of rheumatism.
 ofSome of the carpenters working on the creamery are stopping at Mrs s. BensOn's. MT and Mrs W. B. Seward enjoyed a trip out of town, last week, returning Friday.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
LOSS OF THE HALL.

The people all deplore the loss of our hall. It was built by the Good Tem- plars, some IT years ago. It has been used for social entertainments and re- ligious meetings of different denom- nations. The Mission rented it for a number of months, the chairs, lamps, stove and organ were bought through their efforts and number of lamps the place. The dishes belonging to Christ church and the old church me lodeon were destroyed, also the Christ Church Choral club lost their instruc- tion books and yards of bunting. MT and Mrs James .Tomlinson kindly of- fered them the use of their large ahd commodious house for the entertain ment that was advertised. It was a success, there was a large company present and the receipts were about XS1
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
BULLS BRIDGE.
THE LOCAL NEWS.

Miss Cora B. Evans of Sherman called on friends in the village, Tues day.
 Albert s. Lane of Kent is fixing up around the house and grounds of A. E. Mallory for the winter. MT and Mrs Chester Newton and little daughter, of New Haven, were at Ralph Peet's, few days last week.
 Mrs George Studley of Cornwall Bridge was the guest of Mrs Mallory from Wednesday until Saturday. Mrs Studley called on Mrs E. Hatch of Gaylordsville and was at Ferncliff, the home of MT and Mrs F. R. Lane, to dinner Friday. Eugene Potter of Gaylordsville will spend the winter with his father and mother in the village. Mrs F. R. Lane and Miss InZe Urqu- hart were in New Milford, Saturday. Those who called, the past week, on A. B. Mallory, who is in poor health, were w. W. Foote of Danbury, H. s. 1 Mygatt of New Milford, Stanley Titus of Webatuck, Henry w. Post of Mace donia, George Coggswell and Henry l Lane of Kent.
 Mrs Charles E. Cummings and Miss
 Dorothy of Wingdale, N. Y., passed through the village, Saturday, in an auto.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
A SOCIAL EVENT,


 Miss Mabelle F. Sanford gave very ham, Wednesday afternoon, November 8. Miss Sanford arranged so that Miss Peckham and her sister, Mrs H. w. Treat, would be the last guests to arrive and as Miss Peckham stepped from the hall into the parlor she was very much surprised by "shower" of dainty parcels, which proved to con- tain gift from each of the guests present. Tea was served in the din ing room, which presented very pret- ty appearance, the table decorations being especially charming. Miss Peck ham was given the seat of honor at the head of the table, where there awaited her another surprise, consist ing of a favOrite recipe from each guest, written on Bridgewater souve- mir postal cards The rooms were beautifully decorated with dark re d oak leaves and ye How and white cbrys- anthemums.
 Bessie Carlson, the 11-year-old daughter of Albert Carlson, had the misfortune to have her arm badly cut with buzz saw. She is now at the hospital and it is hoped that the arm can be saved.
 William Scott of Providence, R. l., is spending week at the home of H. w. Treat
 Miss Mabelle Sanford and Mrs Bur ton Garfield are very much pleased with the rapid way the souvenir pos tai cards have sold. They are expect ing new supply about the lst of De- cember.
 MT Candee of Litchheld will inspect the Grange, Wednesday night, Novem- Der 22, after which the harvest feast will be enjoyed.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
MIpDLEBURY.
PEACEFULLY BURNED.

Howard Graham, son of MT and Mrs c. B. Graham, who live near the Wa tertOwn line, was very seriously burned by hot water few weeks ago. He crawled between his mothers feet, throwing her down. In her fall she knocked the kettle of hot water off the stove, fearfully scalding the boy. MI Graham, with great presence of mind poured a jug of molasses over the boy which prevented it from burning in DrVariell was summoned and the boy has pulled through, thanks to the lov ing attention and care of the mother It was one of the most severe cases o1 burning the writer ever saw.
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
OBITUARY.
HELEN FRANCES STURGEs

Helen Frances Sturges, whose death
 Monday evening, November 6, was a
 severe shock to her family and friends.
 During this last summer her health
 began to fail, obligipg her to break u D
 housekeeping in Great Plain. and
 with her husband make their home
 with their daughter, Mrs George H.
 Bard of 481 BalmfOrth avenue, Dan
 bury. Although in poor health, she
 would not give up, and was always
 busy, doing something for those she
 loved. Mrs SturgeS was born in Paw
 ling, N. Y., December 3, 1843, resi- d.
 ing there in her early girlhood. In
 1860 she was joined in marriage to
 William H: Sturges: and of this union es, and Mrs George H. Bard, both of
 Danbury. She also leaves three
 grandchildren: William H. Bard, Jen-
 nie Frances Sturges and May Alice SturgeS; and three sisters and two
 brothers: Mrs Philetus Sturges, Miss Sarah Woodin, John Woodin and Le-
 grand Woodin, all residents of Sher-
 man. Her funeral was held Thurs day afternoon at o'clock, November g.. Rev B. Jay Teagarden of the Church of Christ, conducted the serv- 1CcS. 1Il0 luUeTneQU Was dU VOOSUcl
 cemetery, where the loving mother and grandmother was laid to rest among choice flowers, the offerings of
 children, ,.grandchildren and friends, in the 63d year of her age. MOTHER HAS FALLEN ASLEEP. Mother was tired and weary, Weary with toll and with pain, Put by her glasses and rocker. She will not need them again Into Heavens mansions she's entered, Never to sigh nor to weep, After long years with nfe'S struggles Mother has fallen asleep. Near other loved ones we laid her, Low in he churchyard 10 lie. And tho our hearts are mOst broken Yet we would not question "Why." She doth not rest meath the grasses Tho OCT her dear grave they creep, She has gone into the kingdom" Mother has fallen asleep. Rest the tired feet now forever, Dear Wrinkled hands are 50 still, Blasts of the earth shall no longer Throw OCT our loved one chill Angels through Heaven will guide her, Jesus will still bless and keep. Not for the world would we wake her, Mother has fallen asleep. Beautiful rest for the weary. | Well deserved rest for the true, When our life's journey is ended We shall again be with you. This helps to quiet our weeping Hark! Angel music so sweet, He giveth to his beloved Beautiful, beautiful sleep. -lRev G. Thom pson
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
SOUTHBURY.

OLD FASHION NEW ENGLAND SUPPER.
 The Choral society of the Methodist church will give an Old Fashion New England supper at the church vestry on Thursday evening, November 23. Price-Adults 200; children 1Oc. Doors open at o'clock. All are invited.
 Miss Jessie Coepaugh was the guest of William Colepaugh, Sunday. Leroy Cole won the baby ring at the show, and his aunt, Miss Colepaugh, won the watch. George Breuer was out of town Sat- urday and Sunday. H.C. Everts of Stratford was the ! guest of his sister, Mrs B. Curtis, Sun day.
 Mrs Keefe entertained her son, John, l Sunday.
 | Prof Queen and wife will show in South Britain one week. MT and Mrs Tepels have returned ! after short vacation. | Mrs Nelson Hicock has been enter | taining her mother, the past week. George Miner is gaining slowly. Miss Rosie Wheeler, daughter of T. F. Wheeler, is quite low at present. Miss Daisy Osborn is expected home, | Wednesday, after l0-weeks' stay in Denver, Col. Mrs Howard Hickox from Water. town has visited her mother, Mrs M l $. A AtwOod.
 Rev MT Crawford from the theolog. ical seminary, Hartford, preached ar 1 interesting sermon in the Methodist church, last Sunday afternoon. HermOn Perry attended the Sunday school convention in Hartford, last week.
 The German Medicine Co.,, after be ing in this place 10 days dispensing with their medicine to full house. have left with their pockets we'll filled
 with money, judging from the crowd l they drew.
 Mrs Walter Cole is quite poorly at
 the home of her father, MT Colepaugh
The Newtown bee., 1905-11-17
A SCHOOL ENTERTAINMENT.

Last Friday afternoon, Miss Clara D. Hawkins, teacher in the Bower Hill school, gave her scholars and the Quaker Farms school 9 lecture on ou II native birds, illustrated with magic lantern pictures. A number of adults were also present.
 Mrs 0. c. Ryder is visiting he1 daughter, Mrs c. B. filling, of Stan. ford.
 All members of Oak Lodge, No. 246, l. o. G. T., of Quaker Farms, are re quested to meet Saturday evening November Is, at the residence of w G. Tomlinson, at ! p. m. Edward Meigs of Waterbury spent a few days with his parents, MT and Mrs c. A. Meigs, last week. We were again visited by fire, last Tuesday night, barn with five tons of hay less than half mile south from the hall was burned about D. m.
 B. D. Tomlinson of Five Mile Hill who has been very sick, is better Mrs E. D. Tomlinson has been i1 Bridgeport, the past two weeks, re ceiving treatment for her eyes of D. | Wilson.
 A. J. Hinman, who entered the em ploy of the Diamond Match Go. o Southford short time ago, has moved his family there.