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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

II Is human nature to take all the
credit to ourselves for our virtues, and
TO blame our vices on the influences
of heredity.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
TEA

The cheapest nice drink
in the world is tea; and the
finest.
Your grocer returns your money " YOU don't
Ike Seedlings Best
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
rs ABSOLUTELY PURE
NATURES OWN REsToRATlVEs
IN FAvoRITE PRESCRIPTION.

Or. Pierce Announces the Ingredients
Of the Family Medicines Which
Have Made His Name a Household
Word In the World.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
A WoMAN's MISERY.

Mrs. John La Rue. of 115 Paterson
Avenue, Paterson, N. j., says: 81 was
troubled for about nine years. and
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. THos RoBBINs
Maple Street, Norwich. N. Y. Feb IL 1000
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softens the gums reduces m
asmmatlon, aays palm, wind colo. CSC bottle
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
e-baCk your money.

You cant tell from the way a man
dresses how much he is worth. Some
OF the most gorgeous flowers haven,
got q scent.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

Auto Law In England.
A motor driver was fined Sis in the
town of East Wolseley, England, for
passing a cart on the wrong side.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
War Prisoners Are Beheaded.

War Prisoners Are Beheaded.
Prisoners Of war are never spared In
Morocco; they are beheaded, as are
the wounded foes, and their heads
placed on the falls in cities as a warn
ing example.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
TEA

Think of US once a day at
least. If you don't like it,
take-back your money.
Your grocer returns your money it you don't
IKE schii.lng's Frst
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
,E.A

We don't grudge the
money; we want you TO
have it, if you don't like your
tea; for we want you to like
your tea.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
IKE Schnlng's Fest
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

DON'T FORGET
A large 2-oz. package Red Cross Bail Blue, only
cents. The Russ Company, South Bend. Ind
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

You will find no poor tea
in packages bearing our
name. If you find any such,
you know what to do.
Your grocer returns your money II you don's
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

NJ had Innamatory Rheumatism. but am
we'll now, thanks TO Dr. David Kennedy Fsvorite Rem
sdy It's my best friend" Garrett Lansing, Troy, NJ Y
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
The Fool and the Lazy Man.

Inc FOOL and the Lazy Man.
The fool doesn't know a good thing
when he sees 1t, the lazy man doesn't
seize a good thing when he knows It.
philadelphia Record.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

The modern siren is the lady on the
dollar,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02

When business and pleasure are
combined, business generally gets the
worst end OF the deal.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
T EA

We tell you the truth;
and moneyback shows it.
We tell you the truth;
and moneyback shows it.
Your grocer returns your money IL you don't
nis sohilling's Best.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1905-08-02
HIS Excuse.

Your grocer returns your money II you donr
Ike Schilling's Best.
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
OTHER MARKErs-RY TELEGRAPH.

Chicago Feb. 1.-CATTLE-Receipts q 900 head; mar
ket steady to weak good to prime steers 50 50GS6 %;
poor medium. SO 65 stockers feeders $50
"a % COWS 81 25qS4 %; hefers S2I$5; Gamers 81 ESQ
81 90 bulls S2Q$4 calves. 81 1891 HOGS-Receipts,
5000 head; market &c higher closed weak; mixed and
~ 80 rough heavy 81 65QS4 10: light $4 60d$4 bulk
OF sales, 81 70Q$4 So SHEEP Receipts 5000
sheep strong; lambs higher good to choice wethers
- l5$9 CO. fair TO choice mixed S4 1UQS5 native lambs
East Buffalo Feb. 1.-CATTLE-R Receipts i.Ent prime
steers 50 25qS5 90: shipping 40S4 50: butchers
4S4l helfers. $3 26qS4 90: 81 J0Q$4 10: bulls
~ 'o9$4 stockers and feeders 81 250S4 10 VEAIS-Re
cepts 100 head; active 81 95aS5 25. HOGs-Receipts
q 95q$5 Workers. 81 90Q$5 pigs 81 s5@S4 80: roughs
$4ds4 40; stays, S3GS3 so SHEEP and LAMBS2Receips
s00 head active sheep steady lambs 1Oc higher lambs
ewes, $54S5 so; sheep. mixed. 50 50F$5 so.
Cincinnati, Feb 1.-HOGS active, 671Oc higher;
butchers, $5; So 9OQ$4 so. CATTLE steady;
fair to good shippers $4Q$4 75: common S2G7$2 90
SHEEP 50 75Q$5 %: lambs easy. 81 1887 75
Kansas City Feb. 1.-CATTLE-Receipts, g. 500 head
including 500 Southerns; market beef
strong others steady 10c lower choice export and
dressed beef $5G$5 75 fair good SO 5Oa$4 50
Western fed 50 50qS5 4o stocers feeders 50
asa %; Southern So 6$4 50 Southern 50 %
@S325 native cows. 81 75@$4; native heifers 81 500
ceipts 10000 head; market steady to 5c higher top
81 9215 bulk Of sales 81 603S4 s7lR; heavy, 81 S59
81 922 packers 81 70ds4 So and lights So 90d4 50
SHEEP-Recepts, 1000 head; market strong to 1Oc
higher native lambs $6JST native wehers 81 75Q
50 40; native 81 50Q$5; Western lambs. S6Q$7 40
yearlings So 1885 40 Western sheep S4 ESQ
S5 Is stoekers and feeders So 50G$5 so
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02

readiness therefor: but the court finished tts sas
SION without my case having been called | asiSed
. .pr an explanation from the lawyers and received
,he astonishing reply that urgent nrivate hIsinase
si nau prevented their continuing the case-and this
OF securing other counsel - ~ '|P0t 'uiit's
ssr AS was about leaving the country for stay of
action then ~ 'NA0 A"i eiiei
an that could do was to insert notice in ."The
3tnaca journal forbidding the telephone company
because of forfeited contract to the wire cross
ing my land. But no attention was paid to n
Now, what recourse is left me? / am inforned
that 1t is a misdemeanor to cut down a mole Vet
some punitive measure should be devised wherehv
the, the 1eckleSsness Of these tree butchers can be
curoed This particular company is not the only
versed by another telephone company, which has
never asked received permission to string ifs
wires, yet has brutally massacred my trees; tons
are cut off limbs Topped off and lying against other
trees at all angles, and what pretty
ppleee Of woodland. q pleasure to the eye and de-
nghtful summer retreat, retains scarcely a trace
Of its former sylvan beauty. It Is humiliating to
sit quietly under such outrage.
Montclair. n. J.. Jan. 2s 1905 A. V. RAND
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
EUROPEAN PRODUCE MARKET.

Liverpool. Feb. CLOSING: WHEAT spot, nominal;
California. stock; futures steady March, IS 14sd
May IS sd; July. IS nominal CORN. spot. American
new, easy, IS 11l2d American mixed. Old quiet
Is lQ!4d; futures steady; March Is 5bd; May IS ID
winter steady 9s Cd. HOPS. in London Paeife coasE
66s Sd. PORK easv; prime mess Western 61s 3D. HAMS
short cut Il TO l6 n. easy 40s Cd BACON Irregular
8es long clear middles light, 2s to "a ID, 37s; long
clear middles heavy 50 to 40 ~ 3Gs Cd: short clear
backs l6 70 20 b. sos clear bellies Il to 16 10 Ais "a
SHOULDERS square. II to IL 10 quiet. 82s LARD
quiet: Western. in tieIces 35s Cd American
fined, n pals 35s. BUTTER nominal CHEESE steady
white 52s Sd: American finest colored
SIS 81. TALLoW. prime city, steady OBS. TURPEN-
TINE spirits. steady 3Ss 81. ROSIN. common firm
IS I'D PETROLEUM, refined quiet. 3D. I1INSEiED OIL
nnc Ia
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
LONDON WOOL Market.

London Feb 1.-The first series Of the 1905 wool
bales were cataiogued which $4,000 bought by
the home trade 81 900 by the Continent and 1900 by
America The opening showed prices unchanged to D
per higher for merinos which sold quickly through
out especially Wasty descriptions closed at
a less of per cent. Fine crosshreds from unchanged
prices at the opening improved slightly American
support but o unchanged. Coarse
ana medium crosshreds bought freely the No
venber level they declined and closed 10 per
cent lower. The decline due to the Withdrawals OF
American support tho arrival at trade centres OF
large quantities bought cheapy in the colonies recently.
Cane evenly and closed unchanged. At to-day 8
saIes 65OO bales were offered. The attendance
smaller than Crossbreds closed hrm. Following
are the sales: New-Souh Wales 700 bales; secured.
iilidQls "a greasy 5g1hd Queensland 600 bales; ao
bales secured Is 3D. greasy edg1s I'D south Ags avs
lid West Australia 900 bales: greasy 6glld New.
Zealand 1900 bales; greasy, 6AdUls I'd Cape OF Good
Hope Natal. 200 bales; secured, lsQls "a greasy
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
For Men-Evening Dress Wear
That Lacks No Detail Contrib
utimg to Garment Excellence.

FL.
At S2A Dress Suits made Of Venetian vvOrsteds,
the coats lined with Mervelleux Silk
the IapelS FACED with grOs grain silk
At Sl4.84 -silk-lined Tuxedo Coats to match.
ZA-Dress Suits made Of fine unfinished
4AN %A7>'O wOPStedS, the lined with Mer-
veleux silk the lapels faced with grOs grain silk
At S17.40 -Sik-lined Tuxedo Coats to match
AT S2O 40 "A collection Of Young Mems Dress Suits,
1AN *7N-'' sizes 34, 35 and SO; reduced from SS749
and S39.9e.
At 1884 Mems Mems tuxedo Goats , made OF me me 1 un-
facing.
~F 49, ~ " made of dreSsy ThbetS in
dunn weights; the coats lined with MerveilleuX silk
faced with grOs grain silk, the vests finished with
silk These Suits fashOnaby cut and per-
fecty finished.
For Dress Suit Occasions Chesterfield OVerc0ats
made Of dressy Thlbets velOurs and vicunas; prices
range from S12.49 to $3.50.
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
wHIskEY AND WOOD ALCOHOL.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: I should be glad to some explanation Of
the statements of the appended paragraph, which
have been several times printed:
Chemist Wiley of the Agricultural Department,
reterates his statement that 'at least 80 per cent
the United States is not straight whiSkey 1t is a
compound Of the neutral spirit or alcohol, artif
sences. and sometimes. mixed with more or less
straight whiskey give it flavor" The statement
ought to be effective temperance document. all
the s. since the effects or TINS compound
bear out DR.. Wiley's analysis.
have no connection. direct indirect, with the
manufacture or sale of whiskey and a con-
sumner of it a very limited extent, and not usually
"over the bar l consequently may be quite wrong
in my understanding. which is that neutral spirit
alcohol is the result or a further elaporatlon
Of the crude whfskey. the product of the disula-
ton of grain by redstilation filtration and other
processes having the object OF concentrating and
deodorizing it. If l correct. these processes
all involve expense. in addition to that of the
'fayorfng extracts and artificial essences it is OBJ
vious that the cost Of its manufacture in this way
would be greater than that of straight WhiSkey,
even after allowing for the cost of keeping the
It does not seem TO me TO be IAN effective tenn
perance document" but rather one of those false
arguments by which good causes are frequently
.'MethyI" or wood alcohol, is in some countries
mixed with grain alcohol intended for manufactur-
ing purposes TO prevent 1t being used as a bever-
age Is there any process by which its character
istic offensive odor and taste be eliminated
that it may be used adulterant of whiskey?
NewYork, January 80. 1905. y
Whether or not neutral spirit is cheaper or
more expensive than straight whiskey, this
much is beyond question Many connections
are sold for whiskey which cost less than the
genuine article. No amount OF refining will de-
prive wood alcohol Of its poisonous qualities.
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
LIVERPOOL COTTON MARKET.

Liverpool, Feb l. p. m-CoTToN. spot IN fair de-
425d; good middIing 395d: middEng. 3s3d; low mid
ding aid; good ordinary 357d; ordinary 341d. The
sales the day bales Of which 1000 for
speculation and export and included 9G0O American re-
ceipts 20OG0 bales ali American; futures opened firm
and c.osed quiet and steady; American mlddling
- -of- mn and Ma, I'D. 1Tav and June 2 7qd
June and July 3s2d; July August 3s4d; August and
Sertenber September October 3SSd; october
and November, 3s9d: November and December 399d.
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
WONDER AT USE OF WORD "cApET."

To the Editor of The Tribune
Sir: AsC a member of many OF patriotic
cieties and daughter OF a soldier. may add my
protest against the of the honorable word
..cadet' in the nefarious business mentioned by
IAN old Soldier" in his communication OF January
OK and published in the issue of January %?
Cadet stands for so much that is pure and true
anS honorable that one is led to wonder why and
bnw ~ should be used In such degrading sense.
nv A DAUGHTER OF 4 c. A. R. SOLDIER.
Naurark n J. Jan 90 1906
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
ANOTHER OBJECTION TO "cAoET."

To the Editor of The Tribune
Sir: The letter to the Editor of The Tribune,
Don't Foul the Uniform and signed "An Old
Soldier in to-days issue is well timed and strikes
a sympathetic chord: 1t had seemed to me that
though the tenn cadet had been appropriated M 9y
have substituted more appropriate one, and the
good old Tribune Will be the greater appreciated
II the suggestion can be acted upon.
GIRARD l. MENTEE.
Kinxsfon. II, Y. Jan. Is, 1905.
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
NAVAL STORES.

Tho business spirits Of turpentine fairly good
with the undertone steady and ransactons were on the
machine made barrels ana oot2c Tor OIL
barrels Business in rosn was in small lots 6at the % tota
ss,t an a. basis OF 81 s7k good strained
s yas steady with moderate obbing business. at 50
for oil barrels. We Quote -, q.
sPIRITs TURPENTINE-o and machine barrels %
Qb4lsc.
TAR-S5.. aso On. n oz
asa IL. n Ss i5as3 20 g. So 209ss 25i H 50 soqS3 4o
S S5GSSs fO K "a 35qs4 40; M 81 sOgs4 so N 70 loi
" a. So 3Oas5 80; W w. IS 80.
STOCK on HAND.
- 9gs
i'ooi
Savannah Feb. 1.-TUTaPENTINE nrIn, Die receipts
es hs: xaes 100; shipments. o. ROsIA nTn receipts
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02

e9gs2 e9SsS 80; g s9as2 S2}; e g. e2sQs2 e7
- %; nj. 81 80; n. S4T5; W c. 50; w w, IS To-
Chsrieston, Feb. 1-TURPENTINE and ROSIN-Noth-
Wilmington. Feb 1.-sPIRITs TuRPENTINE 51lko
DIG; receipts 10 bbls ROSIN-Nohing doing; receipts
73 222 hss TAR.Firm s. co. receipts, 24s bhis CRUDE
~ IHPENTlN1 firm. SO SO, So 20: receipts 80 bbls
,1deenSdon Feb 1-TURPENTINE-Sprit 3Ts TIAd.
f'OSlN-Alnerican. strained, Is 10d; fine, lis Cd.
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
WORK WANTED.


Male
STEAM and PIPE FITTER.-American,
aged 80 married understands ironwork.
pumps, elevators, boilers and dynamos;
references: can furnish tools. Address f.
y HORAK. ia 6th-ave.. Long Island
wATCHMAN.-By young man. 80; fve
years reference. MALONEY, Al west
45th-st.
YOUNG MAN. in a business house.
JOSEPH ]. KELLY. 179 Duffield-st..
Brooklyn.
YOUNG MAN. So at anything; experienced
bookkeeper and general office Work good
penman; quick. accurate hgurer; tine ref
erences; small salary. o. WALKER,
Charles-st.
YOUNG MAN. 81 employed by the gov
ernment, desires an Office or clerical
place; has knowledge OF bookkeeping: hours
10 10 3; compensation very moderate. Al
dress A. NJ. Box II, Tribune Once
office as assistant: is very anxious TO
learn Office work p. BARRAII' 04S west
42d-st.
Young NAN. Italian: intelligent; speaks
and writes English; best references. BI-
DELLA. 260 East Houston-st
Young MAN. 20, in real estate office or
banking house; three years experience
with large corporation: hest OF references
C. WILLIS, 132 West l29th-st.
YOUNG MAN. in hotel: good cleaner on
silver: salary desired. SO month; good
reference. DICK TOUGHLAGlAN' lS4
East 27th-st.
YOUNG MAN. II: technical education; ct
anything, with chance OF adFancenlsnti
best references A BRAINSTEIN, S619
StantOn-St.
-
and blueprinting- T. MLAUGHL1N, 81
Schaeffer-st., Brooklyn.
Young MAN, 20. at anything: some
chance for advancement. H. HOFMANN,
1882 1st-ave.
YOUNG MAN, 2s ct anything; speaks.
reads and writes German and English;
3ls years good references MAX J.
SCHULZ, 327 West 2lst-st.. basement.
YOUNG MAN. from Scotland in private
family; can vat on on T ranle' mas Ielei
YOUNG MAN. 81 at anything; trade pre-
ferred. 1.9sG 2d-ave.. care OF P'lkington-
YOUNG MAN. married. wishes place Of
any kind. with chance for advancement
BOPP. 797 East 16lst-st.
YOUNG MAN. %. swede. handy with
tools desires place at anything; speak
+-'-AA@
SON. $50 West 26th-st
YOUNG MAN. 81 at anything; trade pre-
ferred. 1856 2d-ave.. care Of Pilkington
YOUNG MAN. o. foreman embroidery con-
Germ handling hands. attending orders. AT
ANYTHING in or out of town. BEN LAZA-
RUS 90 Eldridge-st.
Female.
ADDREssER. FOLDER or INsERTER.-
BY young lady: understands Ming; two
wears experience Miss l.. BAKER. $50
Atlantic-ave., Brooklyn.
COMPANION. CHAPERON or HOUSE
KEEPER. By French-Swiss. middle aged
LADY OF executive ability and refinement; ex-
perience: best references. Mile. l. II. w
$40 West 30thst-
GIRL. II. graduate. in office or store, at
writing. SARAH LIEBERMAN, III East
I09th-st
GOVERNESS. SS.-Nursery governess; North
German; good sewer; city references; city |
or country; best references; wages, S2o. |
Call at LANG & BOECHERER CO.. IL |
West 27th-st.
FREE MESSENGER |
SERVICE.
Advertisements for The Tribune Will be /
received AZ regular rates at any American
District Messenger ONCE in the city until
D. M, and forwarded to Publication ONCE
without charge for messenger service
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02
DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.

STENOGRAPHER and TYPEWRITER
BY refined young lady having mad about
two years experience; operator on Smith.
Remington. Underwood; best references.
Address l. H, 9 East 131st-st
STENOGRAPHER and TYPIST.-Expert; 4;
as secretary or correspondent; six years
experience; rapid, accurate and thoroughly
competent; renned; highest credentials; $16
SMITH l East 131st-st
New-York tribune., 1905-02-02

To the Editor of The Tribune
Sir: I should be glad to some explanation OF
the statements of the appended paragraph, which
have been several times printed:
Amador ledger., 1905-02-17

woman has the dearest baby. She can
not die and leave the poor little thing
all alone"
did you ever think, Miss - Miss
Carleton" said the man, watching her
curiously, "that the baby might be bet
ter off If the mother died? The wom-
an is poor. You or some other rich
woman might adopt the child and give
it a better home than the mother ever
could"
mo, you don't understand. So many
men say such things because they do
not understand women = and babies,
1t isn't the home; it's the love-" She
had forgotten that the man beside her
was a servant. She was thinking only
Of the baby that had cooed confidingly
In her arms while the doctor worked
over its mother. 'I've seen it curled
In her arms. If she died, no arm would
encircle 1t in just the same way. No,
you can't understand, because you are
man. But 1--we felt always that 1
was cheated out of something some
thing that every other girl knew had
"a mother. There's a loneliness Il
can't just tell you what it is. Some
times it comes in the dark when you
are alone and sometimes when you are
among other people and see other girls
with their mothers. / can't describe
my feeling, but just felt as if must
save the mother to that baby"
The man did not answer, but the ma
chine did. 1t gave a despairing groan
and shot up the incline in way that
would have made its makers proud.
The touring car stood outside the
humble cottage until the girl came out
again. Her eyes shone like stars.
1--WE got here In time. She is alive.
1 thank you very much. Is Mr.. Bene-
dict coming home today"
The man nodded and put hand on
the lever.
"Will you please thank him for me?-
and I will do so in person when we
meet"
"Mr. Benedict, If you are very good
you may take Miss Carleton out to din
ner," said his hostess. "You know she
has developed into naughty Berkshire
beauty"
Little Name Carleton?" he MUIR
INJURED.
"Yes; only since she is old Charley
Carleton's heiress they spell it with
'y'-'Mayme'
They crossed the room to where Miss
Carleton was chatting with her host.
She extended her hand cordially.
II am glad to see Mr.. Benedict home
again, and especially glad to have this
early chance to thank him for his tour
Ing car, which 1 borrowed SO uncere-
moniously this afternoon"
"And my chauffeur?'
At sound Of his voice Miss Carleton
looked around as If for support, but
host and hostess had drifted away.
IL thought
"Of course" he said, with quizzicaI
laugh, 'it has been five years since last
we met-and then there were the Cog
gles." He was looking at her hair. "I
think like 1t best tied down with
veil," he remarked irrelevantly.
"Please send your carriage away and
let me take you home in my car" he
urged. She hesitated, then gave the
order, and they went back over the
harrington road
1--WE broke the record right here" he
said gleefully as they slowly climbed
the hill. Then his voice turned serious.
II like to break records-and yet here
I've wasted five years away from you,
wandering the world over. 1 never real
lied until this afternoon why it was
that I was lonesome too. I've been
wanting just you-and didn't know
it."
And then the big car shot into the
Amador ledger., 1905-02-17
Kiwi the Oldest of Birds.

In New Zealand is found the kiwi,
strange bird of the ostrich family. Os-
triches have two toes, but the extinct
moas had three toes; so also have the
existing emus, cassowaries and rheas,
Dr. South American ostriches. The kiwi,
however, differs from the other stru-
thious birds in having four toes. Fur
ther, the kiwi cannot be said to bo
quite ostrich-like, for in size 1t is not
larger than an ordinary barnyard fowl.
1t has small head, with a large and
muscular neck and long slender bill,
with the distinguishing feature that
the nostrils are placed close to its tip.
The legs are short, but the muscles on
the thighs are well developed, and the
feet are strong and powerful and pro-
vided with sharp claws. The kiwi is q
bird devoid of any external trace OF
wings, and there is no trace of tail Wis.
lble, while 1t is covered with long, mar
row hairlike feathers, and on the fore
part Of the head and sides Of the face
are struggling hairlike feelers.-Chica.
go Chronicle. -=-...
Amador ledger., 1905-02-17
A Difficult Case to Cure.

Once 1 was assistant to an elderly
doctor in Ontario, who also ran a drug
store. He was as peppery as a cay
enne pod, and from time to time GUS
toners and patients sprang jokes on
him just for the fun of hearing him
growl. On one occasion a well dressed
young fellow called at the shop and
asked the doctor to prescribe for a
breaking out and q rash on his left
arm. The doctor examined the limb
and pronounced 1t to be bad case Of
eczema.
Il suppose, doctor, you can cure it?''
said the patient.
"Why, certainly" replied the doctor.
"How long will 1t take to get wellf'
"Oh, 1 guess about two months" J"
said the doctor.
"Quite sure, sir. Is it bad caseT
Positively the worst I've SEEM
"Then I will leave 1t with you and
call for it again when cured" solemn
ly said the patient, slowly unfHstening
his arm, which was an artificial one
and painted for the occasion.-Pear-
sons Weekly.