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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1905-04-02

Jimmy Garfield can't understand
why a grand jury should investigate
the beef trust when he has Just proved
there isn't any. But it is evident there
are great many things Jimmy can't
dard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
0tNtNNY

An impetuous citizen by the name OF
Diniuuy, is out with a declaration that
If the American" party does not carry
the city this fall a thousand men will
leave Salt Lake before the New Year,
himself among the number Valuable
as is Mr.. Dninuy's presence 10 the
community, and much as we should re-
greet 10 lose the gaiety which he con-
tributes, We can imagine worse things
than the luIl in conversation which
would follow his departure
u IS characteristic Of Diuinny that he
should assume 10 be spokesman for the
soreheads who refuse to play unless
they can be II" In a long and active
career here he may possibly have been
satisfied Tor a moment or TWO with the
management Of the universe; but il he
has, the fact has been concealed most
carefully. Like a good many other men,
he cannot be content unless he is kick
ing. and when he goes TO his heavenly
home he'll be threatening to move I'M
less the administration Of the New Je-
rusalem is adjusted to his own partic-
ular views Of what il ought to be,
The Dininnys of this world must have
some useful purpose. but it seems to be
a little obscure unless one explains it
as the old Methodist explained carbun-
cles, when he said they were probably
means Of grace. but failed in his case.
When IL comes TO statistics, Dininny
does not let fact interfere with mag
inaJion a little bit. He estimates the
loss to Salt Lake IN the contingency OF
American" defeat. at a thousand men.
Assuming that population is the chief
thing desired in a city. We could even
endure the loss of that many feather
less bipeds. provided we were allowed
10 select the thousand who were TO
leave; but we do not believe a thousand
or a hundred or even ten desirable citi-
zens viii leave salt Lake il the Amer
leans" lose.
On the other hand. if the "Ameri-
cans" continue to knock Salt Lake and
SOW broadcast the sort of stuff they
have been distributing for two years;
IL they vouch for the truth of the dec
laration that the city is unfit to live
in, that life and property are endan-
gered, that all. or practically all of its
citizens are traitors TO their country,
that there is no possibility of profitable
business enterprise here-if they con-
tinue that sort OF attack on the whole
community regardless of the result, the
influx OF population naturally viii be
stopped. But even then, those who live
here win not leave unless they are Of
Alhc class that IS continually moving
- eausd d cln succeed nvWheTc,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
THE cowARo's WAY.

he morning organ OF tHe AineFl-
can" party in its series OF reasons"
why the Kcarns ticket should be elect
ed. yesterday made wholesale charges
OF crime against the present city ad-
ministradoR. The first OF these charges
is that the taxpayers ARE being sys-
tematically robbed by several employees
of the Morris administration" The
second charge recites that "a city off,
ciaI borrowed from salt Lake City a
large sum 20 square himself with Salt
Lake county last year.
Another charge is that the head of a
department is padding the payrolls
and dividing up with the employees. "
Finally, after making the statement
that more than $5O,O0O was stolen from
salt Lake county during the past three
years" the American organ says;
The chanees are half that much has
been stolen from Salt Lake City within
the past twelve months"
We are told that the immaculate
Ezra Thompson and an American"
party council would send these alleged
criminals 20 the penitentiary. Why
wait for the election of the Kearns
ticket?
II the American" organ knows OF
any misrepresentation of funds. any
crimes of any kind that have been or
are now being committed by employees
of the Morris administration, it is the
fa- # In Fa ~
fore the county attorney.
Could Il better campaign argument be
imagined than the conviction of present
city employees for embezzIement of pub
lie funds? Would it not be a much BET
Ter argument than a coWardly attempt
To discrcdit the entire Morris admins
tration with "a blanket accusation of
fraud? We have no patience with a
man or a newspaper that lacks the
courage TO fight in the open. 10 fight
fairly and honestly and honorably in
stead of Sinking cur-Ike behind a
breastworS of anonymity.
To cOncede that the organ of the
American" party has sufficient evil
dencT to support its charges is to con-
wet the organ OF absolute idiocy. for il
it had the proofs the facts would long
since have been laid before the proper
prosecuting officer. The truth is, there
is no proof. There is nothing but
sroundIess, baseless Fumor i'm support
of the lying accusations,
We challenge the organ Of the
Americans to produce a scintilla Of
evidence against any head of a city de-
partment, and if it does produce such
proof We give our pledge here and now
To join with it in an endeavor to punish
the guilty whoever he or they may be.
regardless Of its effect on the campaign
now being waged IN Salt Lake City.
Give us the proofs. give US the speci-
fications.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
SIR HENRY IRVING.

In the death Of Sir Henry Irving the
stage has suffered a serious blow. At
this time there is no tragedian in Eng
land or the United States, with thepos-
sible exception of one. who seems NOR
thy to succeed him. The exception is
another English actor, Forbes Robert
son, whose Hamlet has. been accorded
the highest praise on botn sides of the
Atlantic ocean. But Mr. Robertson is
yet to be thoroughly tried Sir Henry
Irving had met every test.
His career was a conspicuous example
OF the theory that stage greatness. as
greatness in other walks of life, is not
achieved in a night. The exceptions to
THIS rule are SO few that they might
be noted on the fingers Of one hand.
Irving's success came through work.
work, work. Even after he had reached
heights of which he hardly dared to
dream in the days of his early strug-
Cling. he continued to work. With in
finite attention to detail, with the most
careful study of every part he under
took, he earned his right to his title of
the greatest tragedian of his day.
In his time Sir Henry Irving played
many parts. Some he played better
than others, but all of them he played
To the best of his ability. Irving was
born sixty-seyen years ago in Keinton,
near Glastonbury. At the age of IS
years he decided that the stage was his
vocation, and he never swerved from
it, though his discouragements and
failures were frequent. He played in
the provinces for three years before, in
1859, he undertook London engage
ment.
His first metropolitan venture result
ed in failure but, undismayed, Irving
returned to the provinces and worked
harder than ever. Seven years elapsed
before he considered himself far enough
advanced 20 again appear before q Lon
don audience. In 1866 he returned and.
in The Bells" Charles l." Hamlet, f"
Richard H." Macbeth" and Louis
XI," he won a hold on the affections OF
London that he kept until the day of
his death.
Sir Henry was as we'll known in the
United states as in his native country
through his many visits here. And he
was one of the few English stars to win
the affections of the American public.
Through the force of his magnificent
genius he commanded a large follow
ing, and thousands of American play
goers were looking forward with keen
interest TO his promised appearance in
the United States this winter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Beware of 0intments for CatarTh
That Contain Mercury,

As mercury will surely destroy the sense
OF smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering ii through the mu-
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from rep
utable physicians. as the damage they will
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Cure, manufactured by L. ]. Cheney &
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sure you get the genuine. IL is taken in
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Sold b Druggists. Price, 15c per bottle.
Take Halls Fanuly pills for constipa-
ten.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
UNNA DEFINES A CAUSE.

European Skin Specialist Says Dandruff
Is Caused by Parasites.
Upon that theory, proved beyond a
doubt, cure for dandruff was sought
after. Scientists, chemists. druggists and
physicians all took hand and the sue
cessful issue is the present product known
as "Newbros Herpicide."
This remedy actually kills the para
sites that infest the hair bulb. does Its
work most effective and contains not an
atom OF substance injurious TO anything
else than the germ alone. Herpicide
causes the hair to grow as nature intend
ed il should. soft and abundant
Sold by leading druggists. Send Toe in
stamps for sample TO The Herpicide Co.,
Detroit Mich.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
and attributes failure to everything but
individual ineompetency.

and attributes failure to everything but
individual ineompetency.
$50
well known lawyer in the Amer
lean" party declared in its convention
he was going to leave town because
the Mormon question had driven him
out OF business. He did not attempt
to explain why Judge Dickson or ". NJ.
Bradley or Judge Henderson or any
other Of a large number Of lawyers
have attained success here, and like the
place Well enough to stay. Everybody
but himself knew that he failed be-
cause he deserved to. and that he would
have succeeded if he had deserved ii.
The same condition applies in bust
ness: competition is keen, the CONNER
cial possibilities are limited, the pres
ence in business of the Mormon ques-
ton" undoubtedly restricts opportunity.
but in spite Of that, such types as the
Auerbachs and the Walkers and num-
berless others have achieved great sue
cess. In mines. in railroads, in a dozen
large lines, the non Mormons have al
most a monopoly of achievement, with
failures as well as triumphs. but no one
attributes the failures TO the lack of
support for the American" party, or
threatens to leave if that party dies at
the polls,
The cold fact is that the Americans"
Of the Dininny pattern threaten to
leave in mach the same spirit that q
child threatens to quit and go home
when anything happens to thwart It's
pleasure; and like the spoiled child.
what they need most is to be spanked
aud sent TO bed, Which will happen on
election day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
NEW WORKS NEW PLAYS
sY FRANKLIN FYLEs.

Torrance. but can't make it perfect
Thomas Jefferson looks like his fam
| Gus parent. as prepared for this role.
speaks and moves like him. but 1t is
ali a physical copy with a near APP
preach 10 mental resemblance, but with
no duplication of the original charm of
humor
This isn't Joe Jefferson's Rip as l
last saw IL" said one.
If IL were" another retorted 1T
would have an old mans wrinkled face,
a mock sun-baked like an aHegatoF's
hide by fishing in Florida bays and a
set of false teeth TO make the Dutch
accent hiss and sputter. This is Joe
Jeferson's Rip as it was half a century
ago"
But that can't be so. Joseph Jefer-
son must have made Rip loYable from
the outset, else the miserable sot
couldn't have got into the public heart,
nor the absurd play survived, even in
that time of crudity in native stage
craft. The younger Jefferson was well
coined cordially by big and handsome
audience. He passed through the fun
OF Rips encounters with his Scolding
wife and the scheming Derrick prOmis-
lngly and the curtain was raised six
times. He had some trouble with the
drunken maltreatment of Gretchen, for
ne couldnI keep our sympathy from
going 20 the tortured woman, although
she was played with purpOsed harsh
ness, and no tears dropped when the
Virago drove the scamp out OF her
house, Joe used to make US feel that
Rip was the abused one, but Tom let's
US use our common sense, and that
won't do IN this case. There were four
recalls at the close of the second act.
1t was not until Rips adventure with
the Hendrix Hudson spooks In the
mountains, however that the audience
made up its mind positively. In that
entire act, from the meeting of the in
ebriate with the keg-laden dwarf TO
his drink of magic gin with the dumb
crew, no one save the single actor ut
tiers word. and he has but seventeen
sentences besides mere CALCULATIONS,
Yet Joseph Jefferson used to express
as much of establishment, curiosity and
dazed alarm, all quaint with quiet hui
NOR, as though he had talked half an
hour. Thomas Jefferson coHld not do
more than carry the keg. The impal-
pable burden OF interest was too much
for him TO lift from the ground and he
did not once get in into sight. After
the curtain fell on this act, the audience
applauded barely enough to bring the
new Rip Van Wrinkle out twice. Broad
Way had decided to accept him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

A morning contemporary would have
is successful all future semi-annual
conferences of the Mormon church viii
be held III Provo. Yes. indeedy, they
are going TO move the temple. the tab
ernacle and the assembly hall down to
Provo right away. They are going TO
move Ensign peak and the joint city
and county building.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

The inquisitors are going to ask Pres
ident McCurdy how it is that his fam
lily has so many fat places in the Mu-
tual Life Insurance company. Mr.. Nc
Curdy will doubtless explain that he
can't AFFORD to support all of his rela-
tives. even if he does draw a fat salary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

No, We really do not think the HER
arch ought to be blamed for the fact
that the duck shooting this year has
not been as good as usual Still, the
ducks may be keeping away from Utah
because the hierarch is in control OF af-
fairs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Mo "sunny Endearments'' for Him
Chicago News.1

NN-IIINltzU VIZ
After that last article on woman's clubs
Grover Cleveland should perceive the de-
STABILITY of a retreat to the most Sc
ciuded fishing ground he can find.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

Having already tasted the bitter cup
Of defeat, Mr.. Arson, nominee Of the
Americans" for the council in the
Fourth. will know how TO be philosoph-
ical this year And. come to think of
it, so viii the other nominee, Mr.. Ferry
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

1t was right mean of Mr.. Hartman
TO throw Mr.. Hyde out OF the Union
Pacific board of directors. Mr.. Hyde
could do a lot for Mr.. Hartman in a
social way.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

Professor Dougherty of Peoria seems
TO have tried to see just how far he
could so in the line of stealing money.
And the length to which he went shows
the value of a good reputation.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

A twenty-hve-year telephone fran
chise in New York City is estimated to
be worth nearly S7,5OOOOO. Yet there
are people who say that talk is cheap.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

The Progressive Stage Society helped
itself last Sunday, 10 the first Of Ib~
sens realistic dramas, and, oh, if the
old man had been here TO see what else
happened 10 it! Although Ibsen was
an actor and a stage manager in his
earlier life, he for many years wrote
none but POLITICALLY imaginative plays
and all in blank verse. His departure
into what we know as Ibscnism was
made with a piece the title of which
has been translated The League OF
Youth" and THE Young Mems Club. -
He has more impressive dramatizations
OF poor humanity as he saw il around
him in Norway. and he has treated its
theme-which is hypocrisy among COM
mercial and political magnates-more
powerfully. And he has imbusd. the
brutal candOr Of later plays with thcat-
rical skill TO make them possible for
entertainment as we'll as for education.
Throughout five long acts of this initial
drama in his realistic series, however.
the young men of a reform society talk
and talk and finally fail of their pur-
pose.
Now. our Progressive Stage Society
embodies the desire OF some cultured
people TO have what they regard as 1T
erary plays performed educationally.
But their ambition O'erleaps their abil-
fly, and in this case it fell fiat and hard
on the further side of serious consider
alton. Their amateur actors made ID
sen ridiculous. They couldn't memoir
iZe the words, much less give the mean
ings to them But worse than that was
done 10 Ibsen. The Young Mems club
listens 10 some addresses at a meeting
in the first act. and II was meant that
the assembiage should be as graphic
in pantomime as any mob ever was in
Julius Caesar" But the fellows whom
the oratorical hero won over TO his
cause had been brought IN. | fancy,
from the longing corners Of the Bow
cry. and, instead of the usual half-dol-
lar. they were to get seats in the bal
cony during the rest of the play. Their
service on the stage didn't help the rem
resentation and their conduct in the
audience hurt 1t dreadfully. They de-
velOped a dislike of Ibsen. guyed the
play and at length almost broke it uD
by noisy retreat This Is q bad week
for stage literature.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Distance Lends Enchantment.

(Chicago Review
From this distance the Ohio Democrats
have the outward appearance of being
pretty good Republicans
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
WITH THE PARAGRAPHERS.
Now, VIII Grover Be eOOdf
Chicapn NeNs.l

Susan b. Anthony says MIR. Cleveland 5
article on the suffrage question is ''fu-
gitive lot of generalizations couched IN
the big words OF which he is so fond.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
livery Little Bit Helps.
(Chicago Review.

(Chlcago Review
1t appears that ]. p. Morgan & Co.
never Jailed to get something out of a
transaction, even If only a paltry few
hundred dollars of interest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

Henrik Ibsen was visited last sum-
mer by two of our theatrical managers,
who extended their European pleasure
tour TO Christiania on the business err
rand of hiring the Norwegian to write
a play for them. They took along as
q translator that man from Norway
who, as Mrs. Pat Campbelrs advertis-
ing agent, had augmented her publicity
by covering the pavement in front of
the theatre with sawdust. ostensibly to
deaden the noise of hoofs and wheels
to her sensitive ears, but really TO bring
on a row with the street cleaning bu-
reau. Thus il was sure that the right
thing wouldn't be said to Ibsen in the
wrong way.
Mr.. Ibsen" one of the managers re-
marked, you are greatly admired in
America" and the Interpreter put that
into a wOrdier Norwegian compliment
What is Americas smallest coin?"
the Viking among dramatists asked.
"A cent sir"
well. admiring Americans have new
er paid a cent for my work.
The intermediate operator was not
abashed. In the frank tone of one Nor
wegian to another he said: There are
a hundred cents in a dollar. and these
two Americans will pay you five thou
sand dollars for the option on such a
play as you can write for them"
They may help themselves to what
7 have written" was the reply. II shall
write no more. Ny work is done"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

No Best Beloved. the given name Of
Mr.. Flammer, nominee for district at
torney in New York. IS not Film, even
If he is a Republican politician.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
This Settles His Chances.
lPitfshurg Disnafch

We gather that our esteemed coHtem-
pOrary, the NOYOe Nreyma, is not in favor
of Roosevelt for a third or any other
term.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Won't Happen for a Few Years.
(Atlanta Constitution.

NlALIdIItd NUIIs Ut q LIUII.J
We feel vastly relieved since we learn
that Nikola Tesla is the mysterious sci
enlist who proposes TO throw this planet
out of its orbit
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Maybe the Breweries Cot II.
(Chicago Record- Herald

There is a deficit of 81, 10000 in the
Dutch treasury. The dispatches do not
say whether IL was stock gambling or
the ponies
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Has a Foxy Aim.

Detroit Free Press
When Castro buys guns the Inference
is that he is going TO shoot at something
with a view of missing il.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Nay Be a FIIna Il russell See.

Thomas y. Edison's remark that he
doesn't associate with men whose lives
are devoted 10 getting money sounds like
a hint 10 deadbeats 10 keep away.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

There is some reason for believing
that if Chief Lynch is elected mayor
he VIII appoint himself to his present
position and then resign the mayoraIty.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
They Didn't Know He Was Loaded,
lAtlanta Iournal.

Word comes from Indiana that Mr.
Fairbanks and Senator Beveridge are b.
ginning TO fear Governor HanN. Wonder
what Fairly and Bey have been doing
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
Can't Get Rid of That Bee.
Detroit Tribune.)

No matter what sort of gathering Sec
rotary Shaw addresses, or what his topic
he has that same seif-conscious look.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

The hand of TIE ihieraych Is fastening
Itself upon poor old Ogden The street
railway system there is to be improved.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15

Nor is this week any better for stage
art as newly disclosed Trseph .Teffar-
Van Wrinkle as his father did. The
failure of the earnest effort is not rIdi-'
culous-it is entirely respeetable-yef ii
is sure, Practice may improve the per-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-10-15
A Drop in the Bucket.
lNeW York Herald.

NEW York HeraId.l
Mr.. Perkins testifles that he saved $40.
900 for the New York Life. THAT ought
to help some"