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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1905-04-11
Aualorons department.
The Lord and Master.

Mr.. Fussleigh had telephone In his
residence, but as 1t is principally used
by Mrs. Fussleigh and by her many
friends it is perhaps natural that she
and they should identify the instru-
ment solely with Mrs. Fussleigh.
Not long ago, being alone in the
house, Mr.. Fussleigh answered the
phone when it rang violently at about
the hour Of nine. The following con-
versation ensued:
"Hello!"
"well?"
"Is this Mrs. Fussleigh?"
mo"
'T mean, is this Mrs. Fussleigh's
phone?"
1T Is not The ownership lies with
the telephone company"
"Ha, ha! That's pretty good! But
tell me seriously, is this Mrs. Fuss
leigh's house?"
Really can't say. Until lately 1
had thought not, but as every one
else seems to think it is, perhaps am,
after all, quite mistaken"
You're a great joker. aren't you?
Kindly tell me whether Miss Fuss
leigh is there"
"She is not"
"who Is this talking?"
This? Oh, this is only Mrs. Fuss
leigh's husband. the father Of Miss
Fussleigh, the man who lives at Mrs.
Fussleigh's house, and occasionally
does odd errands for Mrs. Fussleigh.
She got him with the house, you
know."
"Oh. she did, did she?"
Sure thing!"
Pretty tough on Mrs. Fussleigh,
isn't it?"
whereupon Mr.. Fussleigh hung up
the receiver, and determined to give
orders the following day for the re-
moval Of the phone.-Chicago Record
Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1905-04-11

ANECDoTE ABOUT OYAMA.-Field
Marshal Oyama is not much of q
beauty, but he is good deal of man.
Once he was the judge advocate OF
the Japanese army. and well known
for his justice. He attended a ball at
Toxic one night. and was standing
near a door, when European woman
of unusual beauty passed him. He
watched her for an instant. and turn
ing to a friend said, What lovely
woman"
She heard him, turned, recognized
him, and said. What an excellent
Judge"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1905-04-11
UNDERTAKING

UNDERTAKING in all its branches
~ from the cheapest Pine Coffin to
the finest State Casket. Robes for
children, ladies and gentlemen Of all
ages Slippers, etc. Hearse and
Hearse Wagon, Grave Mounds. Funer-
al Notices, etc. We do Embalming.
State License No. Sc.
THE YORK FURNITURE CO.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1905-04-11
CHAMPION ROLLER MILLS.

Zeno. s. G.
TT gives us pleasure to inform the
lpublic that our mills have been thor
oughly overhauled, and that we are
prepared to furnish our patrons with
the finest flour that can be made In
this country.
Custom is solicited from all who may
be seeking the best.
G. L. RIDDLE. Proprietor.
July % TT II
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1905-04-11

III No amount of proficiency In the
quotation Of scripture can atone for
deficiency in the practice of 1t.
8J One Of the first fruits Of the clean
heart will be clean hands.
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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1905-04-11

EFF. REID, G. p. A., Chester, s. c.
CONNECTIONS.
Chester-Southern Ry., S. A. L. and
L. & c.
Yorkville-Southern Railway.
Gastonia-Southern Railway.
Lincolnton-S. A. L.
Newton-Southern Railway.
Hickory-Southern Railway.
lenoir-Blowing Rock Stage Line
and G.. & N.
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r5 Big clocks do not keep the best
time.
I'll Conservation and kill-joy are not
even on speaking terms.
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.tH Send The Enquirer your next or
der for Stationery.
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GASTON.

Gastonia Gazette, April Z: Little
Sloan Falls, the third son Of Mr..
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01
Badly,
Shaft cred Nerve $
and Weak Heart.
Too Nervous to Sleep
or Pest.
DIR. Miles'Heart Cure and
Nervine Cured Me.

A shattered nervous system nearly always
leads to some affection of the heart, espec-
tally where the p TENTS heart is weak from
hereditary OF other causes DIR. Miles Heart
Cure is not only great heart regulator, but
It is a blood tonic which speedily corrects
and regulates the hearts action, enriches the
blood and improves the circulation. 1t will
build you up Just as il did MIR. Crawford
whose letter follows, and greatly improve
your general health:
II have been so greatly benefited by DR..
Miles Nervine and Heart Cure that freely
recommend them as the best remedies for
the diseases they are recommended to cure.
When | began taking these medicines
weighed scarcely lao pounds, my nerves
were badly shattered and my heart troubled
me great deal had pain in my left arm
and shoulder, had difficulty in sleeping On
my left side, bad frequent smothering spells
and my heart would hutter and palpitate.
| could eat scarcely any kind OF food without
suffering great distress, and was so restless
and nervous that l slept little night or day.
Now l am never bothered with my heart,
my nerves are steady as die, sleep well,
eat well and weigh 1863 pounds. am happy
now and am trying to make back the money
| spent for doctors who did me no good
while was HIT. X. CRAWFORD, Center,
Texas.
All druggists sell and guarantee first bot
lie DIR. Miles Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart diseases. Address
DR.. Miles Medical CO.. Elkhart. Ind.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01
=. Pro'r and Pub.
..kF0RT. APRIL l, 1905
THE REVIVAL.
Splendid Congregations and Large
Ingathering.

The revival that has been in
progress in this city has not, at
the time we write, shown any
signs of abatement. On the con-
trary, the people having turned
out in larger numbers than even
last week showed.
Owing to circumstances control
ling affairs, none but the regular
services have been held at the
First and Southern Presbyterian
Churches.
At the Ascension Church only
the regular Lenton services have
been held, but these have been
well attended.
At the Christian Church large
congregations have attended every
night, and Rev. G. r. Hudson.
the pastor, has preached strong
and attractive sermons, which,
together with the sweet singing of
Prof. Cappa and wife, and the
children's chorus, have rendered
these services unusually solemn
and impressive.
At the Methodist Church, Rev.
J. o. A. Vaught, the pastor, has
preached heart-searching and ten
der Sc rmons, setting forth the
truths of the gospel with unusual
clearness and power. Full houses
have greeted each service, and
great solemnity has prevailed.
At the First Baptist Church,
Rev. DR.. Preston Blake, has con-
tinued to preach twice a day to
very large congregations; that,
especially, of Sunday night, filling
the big auditorium, the Sunday.
school rooms and the balcony,
until but few could have found
selts.
DR.. Blake's power is in the
great simplicity and directness
with which he appeals to the
minds and hearts of his hearers.
He INDUCES i'll no clap-trap, such
as evangelists usually employ, but
81 nply takes familiar truths and
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01

throws the lime light of reason
and common sense upon them
showing the great superiority and
power of true Christian living,
even looking at it from strictly a
worldly view. His sermons are
short and to the point. He does
not attempt to arouse fevered or
unhealthy excitement.
Throughout this whole series of
meetings the aim and object of
the ministers Ill charge has been
to arouse Gods people to a sense
of their own shortcomings and
culpable indifference, and to draw
them closer together, in order
that the work of the Master may
be regularly and Systematically
done.
The resultant good has been
that the Spirits work has over
flowed from Christian hearts, and
outsiders have been won in large
numbers to the standard of the
cross.
The work that has been accom-.
plished has been done in the indi.
vidual churches, but the member
ship of all have been drawn nearer
to each other and the preachers
have been as a band of brethren
seeking alone the glory of theil
God and King.
Never, in all our knowledge
has there been such cordial fell
lowship among the different peo
Piles OF this city.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01
VETERANS OF KENTUCKY
STATE BATTALIONS ASKED
TO UNITE IN URGING PEN.
SION LEGISLATION.
Elmville, Ky. March, 1905.

Elmville, KY, March, 1905.
Notice to the Kentucky State
Batualions. who served in the
wears of 1864 and 1865: / would
like to hear from all officers and
privates who may see this notice.
NV desire is to have them, at all
county seats in Kentucky where
the mem bers of these battalions
live, and organize and appoint
delegates to meet in Frankfort,
Ky., some time in June of this
wear 30 form some kind of organ
ization imd send resolutions to
the Congress OF The United States
asking for the passage of law
giving to those who served in these
battalions a pension for services
rendered in behalf of the United
States Government and for dis
abilities received while in the line
of duty. I served in Company
F, First Regiment of the Frank
fort, KY, battalion in Capt. Joel
G. Busey's company of Bath coup-
ty rangers. If any officer or pri-
vate sees this notice would be
glad to hear from them. My
address is Elmville, Franklin
county, KY. Other State or
county papers will greatly oblige
if they will copy this notice.
JOHN HEDRICK.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01
OvERTURES FOR PEACE.

Russia has asked the French
Prime Minister to ascertain what
terms Japan will ask as a condi-
ton precedent: to peace.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01

Group instantly relieved. DR..
Thomas Electric Oil. Perfectly
safe. Never fails, At any drug
store. y
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01

Dr.. Weaver's Syrup
Purines the blood: Cerate (ontment> for the skin.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01
For Thin
Babies

Fat is of great account
to a baby; that is why
babies are fat. If your
baby is scrawny, SCOTS
E m ulsion is what he
wants. The healthy baby
stores as fat what it does
not need Immediately for
bone ard m us Gle. Fat
babies are happy f; they do
not cry theS are rich ;
their fat is laid up for
time of need. They are
happy because they are
comfortable. The fat sur
rounds their little nerves
and cushions them. When
they are scrawny tn os e
nerves are hurt at every
ungentle to u c h. They
delight in SCOTS Emul-
sion. 1t is as sweet as
wholesome to them.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1905-04-01

q and
on the Railway
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-08-17
Disciples of Christ Conference.

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. Aug. IL
Several hundred delegates and as
many lay members of the Christian
church, or Disciples of Christ arrived
mere yesterday and this morning to
attend the annual conference of the
church, which was opened this morn
ing with a meeting in the First Con-
gregational church. The conference
is an international affair and there are
delegates from all parts of the United
States and from many foreign coun
tries in attendance. The headquarters
are at the Native Sons hall. The large
evening meetings will be neld in the
auditorium of the Young Mems Chris
tian association, while the business
ings will be held in the First Congre
gational church.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-08-17
Hold a Silent Catherine.

ELMIRA, N. Y, Aug. 1.-THE EN-
pire State Association Of Deaf Mutes
opened its 26th annual convention in
the city hall this morning. The morn
ing meeting was merely an informal
gathering to enable the delegates to
become acquainted with each other.
The first business session was held in
the afternoon. The mayor of this
city welcomed tine delegates and mis-
words were translated to them in the
sign language by an expert Then
President Edwin Allan Hodgson deliv-
cred his annual address. Committees
were appointed, and the reports of the
officers read, but not a sound disturbed
the tomblike stiffness of the council
chamber, where the session was held
Several interesting papers were read
in the same silent manner The con-
vention will close Saturday with a pic
mic and a visit to the Elmira reforma-
tory.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-08-17
JUDGE TAFT HAS AMBITION TO
SUCCEED PRESIDENT THEO-
DoRE ROOSEVELT.
Buzzing of the Bee Is Becoming Very
Audible at the National
Capital.

Men very close to Secretary Taft
declare that the secretary of war has
turned his eyes away from the supreme
bench, and now mas them riveted on
the presidential chair. They say the
secretary has been listening intently
to the buzz of the presidential bee
until he has lost all interest in his
prospect of becoming chief justice of
the supreme court. They further de-
clare that the secretary has now
reached the stage where he would de-
cline the offer of the chief Justice
ship, fearing it would injure his
chances for the presidency, is the re-
port that comes from Washington
City.
This may be so. Secretary Taft has
not spoken of it publicly, and no one
can speak authoritatively, on the sub
ject But it is only natural that he
should have experienced a change of
spirit. Most men would prefer the
presidency to the Office of chief justice,
especially when there would be pros
pect Of securing the latter office after
a term in the white house. Taft
would not be blamed, if he declined to
become chief justice, if he is serious
ly nursing a presidential boom, and
his friends assert that he is.
Judge Taft's Aspirations.
In the days when Judge Taft was
running things in the Philippines, and
even before he was selected for that
duty by President Mckinley, he aspired
to a place on the supreme bench. At
first he would have been content with
a mere place. but after he had made
success of his administration in the
Philippines, his ambitions rose, and he
aspired to become chief justice. Since
then Judge Taft mas made a wonderful
record as secretary of war. Like Elihu
Root before him, he has proven him.
self to be a man Of the Roosevelt type,
man who docs things" And what is
more, he does them properly.
AS Judge Taft has grown in promi-
hence he has grown in favor, and as
his popularity increased, there has
been more and more talk of nominat-
ing MIN for the presidency in 1908.
Naturally these f1attering reports have
come to his ears, he has been assured
of the loyal support of many leading
republicans. While Secretary Taft
has never launched his own boom, his
friends have attended to that for him,
and they have met with much en-
couragement The reception accorded
the Taft boom might very naturally
induce the secretary to decline a place
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-08-17
Neary to Fight Finucane.

DENVER, Col, Aug. 17.-Charley
Neary, the Milwaukee pugilist, who
went west to meet Herrera, the Mexi-
can pugilist, but was legally prevented
from so doing, will fight a twenty
round battle with Billy Finucane, of
Chicago, tonight. Both are to weigh
100 pounds at three o'clock this after
noon.
There is strong probability that
Neary and the Mexican will meet
shortly before one of the Pacific
coast clubs. Several clubs have al
ready made bids for the fight, but
Herrera demands too high a guarantee.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-08-17
ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE AND
INTERESTING AT THE PORT
LAND FAIR.
Includes Many Relics of Early Days
In the State of Washington
Will Go East.
Correspondence:

Special Correspondence:
PORTLAND, Aug. ia small but
very unique and interesting part of the
fair is the pioneer exhibit of Ezra
Meeker of Puyallup, the author of Pho
neer "reminiscences of Puget Sound;
the Tragedy of Leschi." Mr.. Meeker
occupies a place to the left of the east
entrance of the Washington building.
He has an entire building to himself.
1t is about II feet in diameter, made
of the bark from a section of larke
tree, and is a very pretty and unique
structure. A hole six feet high is cut
in one side for a door. Near the door
is an old splint broom made by S. A.
Holcomb prior to 1S47 also an OK yoke
that came across the plains in 1914,
lantern of 1S49, and crosscut saw
used by F. x. Matthew in Oregon in
1912. The walls of the interior are
covered also with pioneer relics, some
of them owned by Mr.. Meeker and
some the property of other pioneers
or their descendants. There is a rifle
brought across the plains by Mr..
Meeker himself. There is a grain
sickle made in 1915 and used in Penn
sylvania, Illinois and Oregon. Also
an old-fashioned threshing fail, which
as the description says, caused the
young men of fifty or sixty years ago
great discomfort. There are also many
other articles, including a saw, ak,
lantern, weapons and instruments and
implements of various kinds, all of
which were brought to Oregon or made
there in early times. The exhibit is
altogether one of unusual interest. 1t
is also interesting to know that Mr..
Meeker intends to make the trip east
next year by ox-team, the same man
ner in which he crossed the plains over
half a century ago.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-08-17
BARGAIN PIANOS,

A cheap Piano is never a bargain. A
good piano at a fair price is a real bar
gain. You cannot afford to be deceived
You buy a piano but once.
You should select it with due care
buy a piano of known value-buy II
from a reliable grm-buy it at tn.
Stanley Music House.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1905-08-17

on the supreme bench, for it has been
demonstrated beyond doubt that Taft
is one of the two strongest candidates
the republicans can produce in the next
campaign.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-29
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

A New Jersey robber, sentenced 20 thfr-
teen years In prison, has asked justice to
to the baleful influence OF the unlucky
number. The court refused his request.
Because the Pullman car in which they
were travelling smelled OF tobacco smoke 4
party Of delegates 70 the national meeting
OF the Woman's Christian Temperance
union at Los Angeles insisted upon having
IL dropped from their special train and
another car substituted.
One Of the most unique efforts 20 or
ganize a semi-labor Organization occurred
meeting Of all OF the cOnstables Of West
moreland county, the plan to form a union
OF constables was proposed
The hot baked sweet potato machine Is
one OF the latest additions TO the streets
Of Gotham, II Is said 10 look like small
combination Of street roller and locomotive,
and you get a ration OF butter and salt
with each sweet potato,
Colored people Of Chicago have issued q
blue book showing among other things
that they maintain thirty-siK clubs, six
teen OF them for women; publish seven
papers, have one architect eight artists.
thfrty-nine Clergymen. nine dentists. forty
eight attorneys, thlrty-eight doctors and
eighty-hYe public officers
Harve Durand, a wealthy pioneer resi-
dent OF Fond du Lac, Wis. has finished
constructive his own ,n grave as well as that
has had no premonition that the end IL
near, but he has a horror Of what he
terms "sunken graves BY building a
ace OF the ground and placing a heavy
siab OF stone across the top. Mr. Durand
believes that the graves will not sink. as
the earth can be tamped over the slab
the vault. Nj. Duraud erected a large
Himself ana wife in the family lot al
Rienzi cemetery some time sSa
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-29
LEGAL NOTICES
BOND SALE.


once Of the, city clerk, South Omaha,
Neb., october 10, A. ID. 1906.
Sealed bids addressed TO the UNDERSIGNED,
and plainly marked proposals for Refund.
ing Bonds" will be received at the office Of
the City Clerk, South Omaha, Neb, until
o'clock y. IN. October 3Qth a. ID. 1875,
For the purchase of the following de-
scribed issue OF city bonus of the City Of
South Omaha, these said bonds 50 offered
for sale being general obligations OF the
Seventy thousand and eight G7O,OO0 DOL
lars of city refunding bonds, issued for the
purpose Of refundins seventy thousand and
eight (SI0,O0S) dollars in city funding bonds
dated November l, 1870, now outstanding
under a reserved option.
These bonds so offered will be issued and
numbered, consecutively, from one to $40
or 10, both inclusive except number one,
which shall be of the denomination OF SOS
or $10OS, as the case may pei sapd Will be
of the denomination of 5000 or N,OO0 each at
the option Of the purchaser. dated NoVem-
Der l. A. D. 1905, due and payable in twenty
(2O) years after date, unless sooner re-
deemed under the legal option of the city
bearing Interest at the rate of four and one
half l41tgol =, per cent per Snnum, payaole
each year, interest installments evidenced
by coupons attached to the bonds bonds
and the interest coupons payable at the
fiscal agency of the state OF Nebraska, in
the City Of New York. state OF New York,
United States or America.
These said retundlng bonds are Issued for
the purpose OF redeeming and rsfuuding
certain outstanding funding bonds of series
dated November /, A. d. 1900 which fund
ing bonds were issued and sold under ex-
istlng constitutional and statutory provis-
ions Of the City of South Omaha, Neb, and
/ il is further certified that the faith and
| credit of the City Of south Omaha are
| firmly bound and revenue powers are ire
! vokably pledged for the prompt payment OF
/ these said TefundiDg bonds and interest
1 thereof semi-annually, and at maturity
thereof
/ Also that the total indebtedness Of the
/ city, Including this issue of bonds, has not
exceeded the constitutional and statutory
limits and that an annual tax, and other
4 taxes and assessments to pay principal and
/ interest as the same respectively fail due,
| shall be levied and made
Each bidder must state separately the
! amount he will offer for this issue entire
| as to principal and premium" and that
! accrued interest" will be paid to the date
and delivery of said bonds also as TO the
! amount of the charge, II any, that will be
made additional, by the purchaser, for the
| printing and lithographing of this said
! series Of bonds.
! or an unconditional certified check on a
| registered national bank, in the sum of one
/ thousand Isl COO dollars, and made paYa BILE
/ to the City OF South Omaha, Neb., as an ev-
idence of good faith on the part Of the said
| bidder.
The City Of South Omaha, through its
! City Council, reserves the right to reject
any or all BIDS or to waive defects should
/ they appear.
! BY order OF the City Council
JOHN ]. GILLlN. City Clerk
| OctlS lat