The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-12-16

Is white. and nerves that are trembly.
and no gall to speak Of. why big man
Is liable to be walked all over by a
nervy little man who Is spunky, and
gets mad aud froths at the mouth.
have been having great times with
the monkeys, and / guess the manager
Will make me superintendent OF mon
keys, cause they all seem to be stuck
on me. and will do anything tell them
to. Pa says they think am some new
kind OF monkey, and they look up
to me. lead out the big monkeys
that ride the goats and dogs. and have
a horse race In the ring, and fasten
them on the little animals, and when
they ride around the ring on the dogs
and goats and ponies. they keep look
Ing at me as though they wanted my
approval.
There Is one little monkey that
sleeps nearly all the time, and
played trick on pa with 1t that like
to got me arrested and licked by man
who was mad A man and woman
with baby in little wagon were go
ing through the menagerie, and 1t was
crowded, and they left the baby and
wagon In pas charge, near the monkey
cage, while they went to see the hip
popotamus. Pa is the most accom-
modating man about holding babies
that ever was. The baby was asleep
when Its folks left 1t in the wagon with
pa, but 1t woke up while they were
gone. and pa took 1t out Of the baby
wagon and carried 1t around just as
he would at home, and showed 1t the
animals, and held 1t up on his Shout
der, and took the little monkey and
put 1t in the baby wagon, and 1t went
to sleep, and put a veil over 1t, and
was standing by the wagon talking
with a peanut butcher, when the Ear
cnts of the baby came back, and the
woman raised up the veil to see II the
child was asleep, when the monkey
woke up and put its hairy hands up to
rub its eyes. The monkeys looked
up at the woman with beady eyes and
began to chatter, and she yelled and
her husband took look at the monk,
and he was mad They could both zee
1t was a monkey instead of a baby,
and they asked where the old man with
the chin whiskers was that they left
the baby with, and the peanut butcher
said: What, that old guy with the
checkered vest? Why, he has gone
with the baby over to the lion cage,
where they are feeding the lions. Don't
you see him holding the baby upon
his shoulder" BY ginger, never saw
two people sprint the way they did.
cause guess they thought pa was
sure crazy, and would give the baby
to the lions But I told them the old
man was all right, and would bring
the baby back, and IL he didn't they
could have the monkey, cause didn't
want them to think they were going to
be losers while attending our show.
Then chucked the monkey under the
chin and said: Maybe this is your
baby, cause they change wonderfully
when they get into a show"
Well, just had time to put the mon
key back in the cage when l saw that
couple surround pa. and the woman
grabbed the baby out of his arms, and
the man tackled pa around the legs be-
low the knee, and threw pa down un-
der the ostrich cage,> and said: you
kidnaper! am good mind to choke
the life out of YOU" and he squeezed
pas windpipe until pas tongue run
out, when a canvasman came along
and hit the man in the ear, and he
laid down near zebra, and the zebra
kicked at the man and hit pa, cause a
zebra Is cross-eyed and kicks like
woman throws stone, and no man
knows where 1t listeth.
Pa got up to murder tie man that
choked him, when the ostrich reached
it's head out between the bars of the
cage and picked pas big diamond stud
on his shirt, big as piece OF rock
candy, and swallowed 1t, and pa said
that's the limit, and he called the
manager and asked him how he was
going to get his diamond stud out Of
the ostrich. The manager told pa
to go to the dressing room and ask the
woman who has charge Of the ward
robe for the ostrich stomach pump,
and when he got the stomach. pump the
manager said the ostrich would cough
up the diamond stud. Pa went off
to the dressing room to get the
ostrich stomach pump, and knew
there was going to be trouble, cause
thought the manager was just string
ing pa.
Well, he went up to the woman In
the dressing room, and said he came
after her stomach pump. ostrich size,
and you'd died to see the ruction.
The woman looked at pa as though he
had escaped from sanitarium, and
then she seemed to think he was try
ing to make game of her, and she said:
you old skate, do you know who you
have the honor of addressing am
the queen OF this realm, and they all
kow-tow to me; now you come and
take your medicine" and before pa
could say boo she had pulled big
clothes bag over his head and tied 1t
around his feet, and said: Come on,
girls, we are going to have roasted
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