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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Moulton Advertiser: The great national wind mill at Washington has been turned loose on our country.
 Gadsden Journal: At least we can con graduate ourselves that James Hagen Hyde did not represent us in Paris
 Centreviile Press: If the railroad freight rate in Alabama is Just. fair and equitable the railroads should have no fear of an investigation.
 Mobile Item Clean politics is what wins. The man who carries around with him bucket of black paint is always the first to become smeared.
 Sumter Sun: Alabama has many things to be thankful for this year, not the least of which is the escape from the yellow fever epidemic the past summer.
 De Kalb Record: Cunningham and Co., mer are handling each other with velvet gloves now but they will have plenty of time to wear thin before the mill is over.
 Fort Payne Journal: Considerable talk is floating around about third candi- date for governor. Is 1t scheme to draw voters from one or the other of the candidates already in the field?
 Collnsville Courier: A Springfield, Mo-, man mistook carbolic acid for whisky and drank bottle of it. Thus he accomplish ed by one drink what it takes some men tz 11 tt,a In ct a plan.
 Montgomery Advertiser: The Ports- whole punches of tears for the gang of insurance looters who, according to their own showing, are headed direct for the poor house We can't squeeze out one tear.
 Pickens County Herald: It is reported that Booker T. Washington has lately been in consultation with the President in regard to the distribution of federal pie in the south. Those who want to get a share had better make good with Booker T.
 Marion standard: The reports of the canvass of Dr. Cunningham and MT. Co., mer have been reduced in space until until the head lines about tell the story. We repeat, the people are too happy on the road to prosperity to take much in- terest in campaign thunder at this time. pr. Cunningham and MT. Conner might profit by the example of Colonel Bankhead and Captain Hobson by falling back and letting their guns cool.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25
MOBILE ITEMS TRADE EDITION.

The annual trade and industrial edition of the Mobile Item has been received. The issue contains 76 pages and is on accom- plishment that reflects much credit on the Items efficient staff. The reading matter is abundant, well edited and neatly printed. while the advertising pat ronage Is an evidence of prosperity in the Items business department. The Mobile Item has made rapid strides forward since it's establishment and it's trade edition for this year is what one would expect From a progressive newspaper.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25
STRONG.

STRONG.
 Johnny had little goat
 Its odor was immense.
 He was just like an auto car,
 Without the cars expense. A Pennsylvania scalper has been en- joined from applying the word "scab' to any person for one year. Looks like the freedom of speech is being tempered with.
 Now that we are confronted with what Is believed to have been an artificial dogs ta1l-the tail was artificial, not the dog-people are beginning to wonder where the adulteration of food products will end. Even sausage is not exempt. While Mr. Roosevelt Is no doubt grate- full for the gift of three elephants tusks from King Menelik, he will continue to use his own for some time to come. The president of a master plumbers as- sociation was presented with a set Of silyerware and tainted. People who dilate et length on the aplomb of plumbers should read this paragraph and reflect.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25
HOW HETTY GREEN SPENl l
 HER 71ST BIRTHDAY

she was swallowed up behind it's gray walls.
 An attempt by World reporter to in- teryiew Mrs Green, resulted in her put ting her head out of the window and ask ing to be excused.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

although he keeps we'll abreast of the marvellous system that he sprung upon startled world. Every year Is add ing to the field of wireless telegraphy, and in a short time it will no doubt be- come as efficient and accurate as the systems that employ wires In the transmissions of currents.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25
SUGGESTIVE.
pensacola Ionrnal

From the Pensacola Journal.
 The Birmingham Age-Heraid says the passenger who leaves the door of a street car open is a degree worse than the end seat hog. Must be getting wintry. up there
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Mme. Flames sang into phonograpn and when she heard the notes repeated she remarked that she never knew be- fore how her voice sounded. The chances are that she doesn't know yet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

It has been decided to make the Kan sas paupers shave. There is no reason why a man should cease to be gen tleman just because he is pauper.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Marie Dresslers effects have been seized by a constable because she owes candy bill of $500. Marie must spend a large part of her time eating candy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

A wedding ceremony was performed in nine seconds in Chicago It is grati- flying to know that few people are still taking the risk in Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

President Roosevelt was inaugurated at cost of $145,491. It costs almost as much to put him in office as it does to keep him there four years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Two thousand women saw the Britt Nelson moving picture show at Kansas City. Whats the use to knock the dear creatures?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

It took King Christian just five min utes to accept the throne of Norway for his grandson. With such expedi- oncy is history made!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Football Is sharing in the national prosperity this year Yale will receive $63,000 from the Princeton and liar yard games.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

A New York man who was run over by steam roller probably knows now what 1t means to be hard-pressed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Vice President Fairbanks has taken a house in Washington, but it is not the house he wants
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

The "rambunctious man" says he got only $450 a year and should be censured for his lack of enterprise.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

M. Witte is reported to have been stricken with paralysis. His job IS enough to paralyze any man.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Miss Roosevelt had such time on her junket abroad that she Is i'll and can now reflect
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

The famous House of Mirth" at AL bany Is for sale. There are no more laughs in the house.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Herr Numperdinck has come over to our shores. Herr Numperdincks spe- cialty is "moosic."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

No, MT. Perkins did not see Judge Hamilton while abroad. They didn't have anything pleasant to talk about.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

KubelilS has insured his fingers for $50000. His hands are his fortune.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

King Christian of Denmark has five thrones in his family and is becoming throne magnate.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

The price charged for opera seats in New York reminds one of the prices charged for seats on the stock ex- change.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Henry Clay Barnabee is again a star in his own company. Here's hoping.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

We are to have another big circus next year. We can't have too many in the field.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Marriages are increasing in Bir- mingham. There is hardly an institu- tion In this district that Is not growing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Secretary Root wears the smile that won't come off because he missed that Panama canal job.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

It pays to forget, whether the mem- ory be one of sorrow or one of graft.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Society is still speculating on the future of Andrew Carnegie's coachman son-in-law.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Up in Chicago there Is a man who still dreams about municipal owner. ship.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

The automobile burglar Is successful in his business. He can get away rapidly.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Mayor Mcclellan was mistaken for an actor. He has hard role to play anyway.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Henry M. Whitney says he has been snubbed. There Is no doubt of 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

f@ ENERAL TREPOFF," says a
 S correspondent, 'is man of
 - the most aristocratic appear ance-tall dark and handsome, not un- like the late Prince Alexander of Bull garia-while his manners are highly pol ished." Now that General Trepof has been escorted to seat in the extreme rear, he will no doubt be able to console himself with the thought that he is good looking No one In Russia or anywhere else had any complaint to make of the generals personal appearance-it was his way that brought about trouble.
 The coaches, traps, harness and stable effects which cost James Hagen Hyde $2OO, 900 were sold for $500 at auction. The shrinkage in the second combination of figures is an eloquent illustration of how rapidly MT Hyde has himself decreased. It is hard luck to be born with a golden spoon in ones mouth and a job ready made.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

What, will you make yonker of mine inn, but l shall have my pocket picked?
 king Henry w.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

WORD TO CHAPTERS.
 Pride goes before a fall,
 Look before you leap;
 Also before you take
 Anything to keep.
 "Eve's Diary" by Mark Twain, is be- ing read with interest. When married man knows as much about another wom- an as Mark seems to know about Eve. it is time for his wife to sit up and take notice. Where is Mrs. Mark?
 Have you ever noticed asked Smath- CTS, 'how seldom you hear the Lords name mentioned in politics?"
 While the second husband of a Cleve- land woman was trying to choke her, gentleman who had the honor of being her first husband came up suddenly and gave the second husband drubbing that he will remember for some time. The Incident proves that the first husband of the lady had not lost all his appreciation of her worth.
 William S. Manning, "the friend up the river" who has become famous, is a benevolent looking old chap, according to his pictures. MT. Manning wears long. white, patriarchal beard and looks just like Santa Claus. He is not Santa Claus. however. He played the part of the little
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

ana let the insurance companies be Santa Claus
 FAME
 Altho want to be renowned
 l don't think that I would bother If had been the author of
 Everybody Works but Father" married man got mad because his wife left him four times. By the fourth time he ought to have been used to it. John w. Gates walked up to the hotel office and Tipped down a 5000 bill. A trembling cashier started to count out the change after deducting the price of MT Gates visit, but the celebrated Mr. Gates stopped him with infinite contempt. My wordl I can't carry that truck around with me. Send my bill to New York and l will mail you check" It was as if MT. Gates had a press agent standing near.
 Mme Nordica has lost 25 pounds and doesn't want it returned. Wonder what becomes of all the fat people lose?
 HUSTLE
 Go where glory waits thee,
 Hurry up your gait;
 Glory's just a-pausing-
 Has no time to wait
 It appears that the Woman in Blue'' is sometimes dressed in white. Mean things who insinuated that she had only one gown will now retire crestfallen. "Jumpl" cried J. Pierpont Morgan. but he wasn't talking to the bulls and bears of Wall street He was talking to one of his grandchildren on board the Oceanic. James J. Corbett has become a banker. Alackadayl It is painful to observe the transition of a famous man from out the bright, white light of publicity to the obscure and commonplace walks of com mercial life.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

The system at Annapolis is to blame md the system should go.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Centreviile Press: If the railroad freight rate in Alabama is Just. fair and equitable the railroads should have no fear of an investigation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Gadsden Journal: At least we can con- graduate ourselves that James Hagen Hyde did not represent us in Paris.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25
ALABAMA PRESS

Moulton Advertiser: The great national wind mill at Washington has been turned loose on our country.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF THE WORLD
FAME.

y and let the insurance companies be Santa Claus.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Mobile Item: Clean politics is what wins. The man who carries around with him bucket of black paint is always the first to become smeared.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

why? Again ask you. Why?" cries President Castro of Venezuela to La Belle France. "Why are you treating me thus Typ We will answer, Gas. It is because your republic Is so small.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

It appears that the "Woman in Blue'' is sometimes dressed in white. Mean things who insinuated that she had only one gown will now retire crestfallen.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Go where glory waits thee, Hurry up your gait; Glory's just a-pausing- Has no time to wait.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, post office as second-class matter under act of Congress March s 1SN
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

The government is planning to raise cheap Easter lilies. It is a pity that some way cannot be devised to raise cheap Easter hats.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

"Jumpl" cried J. Pierpont Morgan. but he wasn't talking to the bulls and bears of Wall street. He was talking to one of his grandchildren on board the Oceanic.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

FAME. Altho l want to be renowned, l don't think that I would bother If had been the author of Everybody Works but Father"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25
THE TuRKEY SINGS.

THE TURKEY SINGS. Gobble, gobble, gobbie, My days are rather few. Gobble, gobble, gobble, I don't know what to do; Gobble, gobble, gobble, I wish I was cat, Gobble, gobble. gobble, And wasn't getting fat.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Have you ever noticed" asked Smath- CTS, ''how seldom you hear the Lords name mentioned in politcs?"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Mime. Nordica has lost 25 pounds and
 doesn't want it returned Wonder what becomes of all the fat people lose?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Gentlemen who damned public opinion are now apologizing profusely.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

Sumter Sun: Alabama has many things to be thankful for this year. not the least of which is the escape from the yellow fever epidemic the past summer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-25

l.. IT. Russ. George D. Britain and F. D. Pickens are the only authorized travel ing representatives of The Age-Herald in its circulation department.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-01
IN THE POLICE COURT
Nnmbsr of Men in the Deck Showed
 Evidencs of a Busy Thanksgiving

From the number of men In the dock in the city court to-day it was quite evident that the police had a busy Thanksgiving. But nothing out of the ordinary demanded their atten- ton. Judge Peasley held court.
 The cases against the two Italians, Permutico and Ferrande, for assault ing with intent to murder ,a fellow countrynaan, were again continued. Bail was fixed in each at 5000. Their counsel, Attorney Guilfoile,s stated that there was no prospect of their getting this bail, and also that the wrong men were in custody. It has been said by parties in a way to know that it will be almost impossible to convict these men, for to testify against the Mafia, of which they are said to members, means death if not marked for life. The injured man is still confined to the hospital.
 William Doran kicked up a TOW i'll q restaurant yesterday and was fined S6 and costs.
 Thomas Garfield was fined the same amount for intoxication.
 Patrick Shea overindulged. So did Thomas Kelly. Theye were each fined $5 and costs.
 Howard Marvin varied his perform ance. The fred house. on Abbott ave nue was the scene of his operations, and he came near cleaning it out. He was fined $20.
 Andrew Lapine drank too much "Tom and Jerry" and paid s and costs for his indulgence.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-01
NUTMEG CRAVINGS.
Interesting Items Boiled Down for The Benefit of Our Busy Readers.

Charles Hopkins, aged 70 years, a dyer in the woolen mills at Woodbury, dropped dead yesterday while putting his horse in the barn of Thomas Wiley of Southport. He had driven to the home of Wiley to enjoy q 1sanksgiv- ing dinner.
 While Mrs Catherine Hobson was enjoying Thanksgiving dinner yester- day at the home of her son. Harry Hobson. at the corner of Pearl and Lincoln streets in MiddIetown, her home on Church street in Portland caught fire. The fire ruined considera- ble furniture and nearly $500 damage was done.
 Fire at 1:3O this morning in Forest vile destroyed the barn of Mills H. Barnard, located a mile and a quarter from the village The place was also used as the manufacturing plant for the White Rock ice cream and all the manufacturing implements were burned. The fire department was un- able to make hydraHt connections un- til to late to do any good. The loss is S4.0o0. partly covered by insurance.
 Amuel Riser, aged about % years. of Norfolk. died Friday night of an over dose of medicine. He had been in for several months and Friday called Dr D. w. Brown of WInsted. The doctor left him some medicine and told him how to take it- Riser took some and lt made him feel SO much better that be decided to take all the rest the doe tor had left him and he did %. When found he told what be had done and died soon after.
 The body of a Pole believed te be Andrew PfVarilk of New Britain was found hanging to tree about a mile east of the railroad station In Newfng- ton yesterday afternoon The man had climbed the tree and hanged himself with a piece Of clothes line. The tree was in a vacant lot far from a high way and the body was discovered by chance Tn his pocket was a pay en- veI0pe bearing q name. which appeared to De A. Pivarifk. and q tieket on E10 rad piece rsEef o1 at fair at Turn er hail En New Britain Saturday night The ticket was uunbeFed 2s7. II wss found that the ffckrt vss sold te An drew PfvarlEk- but the man could nct be found HIS friends could ncf zr- ccunt fer his ah<szcs s16 uhs1 tkeJ hezrd the fe<xfrfH-n sf fks dead u<n alx ht u1<t ts FfrEi[k.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-01
NEW ENGINE HOUSE
Captain George Dedeser in Chnrss On
 North Willow Street.

The North Willow street engine house, said to be the finest in the city, went into commission yesterday.
  George c. Doderer, for some time a hoseman in engine company No ?, was appointed captain of the house at the meeting of the board of public safety held Wednesday afternoon. The ap- pointment is said to be popular. The only other applicants for the position were Joseph H. Bagley and William F. Sqllires The reason Bagley was not appointed was that his application was later than Doderers and he has not been as long in the service.
 The old chemical engine will be in stalled in the new house and Thomas E. Bywater of chemical engine com pany No 1 will be driver.
 The force to be stationed at this house will consist of six men, the cap tain, the driver, and Fred V. Moon of the Burton street house. William Pow CTS of the Scovill street house, Joseph B. FOrtin and John Guinan.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-01
Give us a. Trial

We carry a large stock of DIA- MONDs, WATCHES, JEWELRY and sILyERwARE for Thanksgiving which we sell at half price. We also carry a large stock of all kinds of Musical Instruments. We believe in Quick Sales and Small Profits. Our expenses are low so that we can af- ford to sell cheaper than others and you will benefit by buying of us. We do fine Watch and Jewelry Re pairing. All our work is guaranteed. We also loan money on all kinds of personal property at low rates. Busi- ness strictly confidential.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-12-01
CATHOLIC WOMEN
Successful Party Held Last Might In
 City Hall.

For a few long minutes last even ing 1t was thought that the party giv- en by the Catholic Women's associa- ton in City hall would meet the fate of several entertainments that were held Thanksgiving eve. But before St Johns tolled the half hour after 8 there was no longer any room for doubt that the evening was to be one of the most pleasant in the career of this popular and very useful organiza- tion, that 1t was to be one Of the fifl- est successes financially and socially of the season. The almost intolerable cold of the evening had no effect on those who had made up their minds to attend. And that same cause ap- peared to have been the means of in- tiucing the ladies to don their pretti- est dresses.
 Whist and dancing were the fea- lures of the entertainment, and play ing began promptly at 8:30. There were 100 tables and had there been as many more they could have been occupied, for there seemed to be more spectators than players. The follow ing members of the association acted as patronesses:
 Mrs Cornelius Maloney, Mrs c. P. Hayes Mrs J. H. Tirley. Mrs Mark Mcguire, Mrs Martin Quinn. Mrs Thomas Kilmartin. Mrs F. ". Me Donald, Mrs John Gaffney, Mrs Viii liam Scully, Mrs James O'RourKe, Mrs P. F. Gallagher. Mrs S. E. Ste phen, Mrs Thomas Fitzmaurice. Mrs Michael Joy. Mrs Christopher c. Rus sell, Mrs John Kilduff. Mrs Sarah Hayes, Mrs T. Fl. Hayes, Mrs John O'Rrifn, Mrs c. F. Finleg2d Mrs IFrank Miller, Mrs Patrick Regafe Mfs RiHhg ard English, Mrs Frank Histon, Mrs Martin Brennan. Mrs'P. H. Carroll, Mrs Thomas c. Quinn, Mrs James Hodson. Mrs John Phelan, Mrs, Lu- cien Wolff, Mrs Terrence o'Brien, Mrs Daniel Cronan. Mrs Frank Hod- son, Mrs Thomas Fenton. Mrs Charles Roper. Mrs I. E. Russell. Mrs E. P. Fitzgerald. Mrs Mark Lydon. Mrs Anna Reed. Mrs Martin Hannon, Mrs Stephen Wilby, Mrs Herman Herring CT. Mrs T. H. Hayes. Mrs P. Cunning ham. Mrs Matthew Cassin. Mrs Roger Connor, Mrs Joseph Garde and Mrs William Bergen.
 The aides and scorers follow:
 lFirst-Mrs John ]. O'Brien and Mrs c. c. Russell; scorers, the Misses Hell en Reilly, Margaret Reilly. Rose Coughlan Mary Hartnett Second Mrs William T. Scully and Mrs T. F.. O'Rourke; scorers, Misses Mary King, Hannah 0'Bren, Anna Keefe and Kftte McNally. Third-Mrs Mark Maguire and Mrs Frank Histon: SCOT CTS. Misses Kittie Mcguire, Laura Ma guire. Ella Burke and Helen Tobin. Fourfh-Afrs ]. Fl. Hurley and Mrs r. F. Stephen; scorers, Misses Sarah Da- vidson. Margaret Duggan, Florence Gilbert and Margaret Tobin. Fifth Mrs Martin Quinn and Mrs c. Fl. Car roll: scorers, Misses E. Mae Keefe. Anna OBrien, May Mccarthy and May Turley. Sixth-AIrs Thomas Fitzmaurice and Mrs John Bossldy; scorers, Misses Elizabeth Tobln. Brid- xet Dunn, Jeanette Charters. Bridget Muleahy. Seventh-Mrs Cornelius Maloney and Mrs Lucien Wolff; SCOT CTS. Misses Julia Loughlin. Anna Lud- dy, Mary Heffernan and Elizabeth Quinn.