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Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-24
A Queer Beast

Bobby was learning by the gentle art
of asking questions.
Papa" he inquired at the breakfast
table, what is roast beef before it's
killed?"
Papa laid down his morning paper
and answered benignantly: IT'S steer
or sometimes a cow"
well. what's a chop before it's
killed, pop?"
"A chop is part of sheep or a
lamb, Bobby" and he resumed his
paper.
There was silence, during which
Bobby thoughtfully disposed of several
interesting portions of his breakfast.
Then he laid down his fork, settled
back suddenly in his chair and said:
"Well, I'd like to know what hash is
before it's killedl"-Harper's Magazine.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-24
A Lesson on Blood Circulation

The Kansas papers tell how school
teacher was giving his pupils a lesson
regarding the circulation of the blood
IF stand on my head, by way of IL
lustration. the blood rushes to my
head. doesn't it?" Nobody contradicted
him. Now" he continued. when
stand on my feet, why doesn't the
blood rush to my feet?" Because .
answered a daring youth, your fee.
amt empty"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-24

that they rushed into was the first of
the houses inhabited by the house COB
Inns.
You may imagine the delight of the
goblins when, Immediately on entering,
they beheld the fireplace of the house,
and in 1t what appeared to be a glow
ing mass of embers large enough for
choice meal.
at is nothing but wood" cried the
goblin leader. nevertheless, it will do
for a beginner"
Meanwhile the house goblin lieuten-
ant smiled horribly aud gobbed por-
ridge as fast as he could.
Do you know that goblins always
gobble. and that's why they're called
goblins? And a very good name for
them it is, too.
Well, the head town goblin ran up
to that beautiful burning log if you
please, and he took just the greediest
kind of bite, not waiting until the
others had even spread their napkins
out. And then, if you please, he emit
ted a roar of rage. For would you be-
lieve it, that beautiful burning log was
cold.
"Oh, dear me-" said the old goblin
angrily,. why, it's just as cold as can
be-"
Perhaps it is because you're used to
eating burning Goals and this is only
burning wood" said the lieutenant of
the house goblins sweetly.
"Oh, yes, that must be it," shrieked
all the town goblins, headed by their
disappointed leader.
"On to the burning Goals. Let us
leave these wood fires quite alone"
Crying and chattering among them
selves the goblins dashed madly out of
the first house. The old leader held
his tongue between his thumb and
finger because it hurt so much. You
know when a goblin of this sort tastes
| anything cold it hurts him just as
| much as too hot things do us.
Well, then they tried the next house
inhabited by the house goblins, OF
course there were other inhabitants in
the house, but they didn't count. The
goblins never noticed them.
In this house, just as in the first, the
very first thing they saw was beau
| tiful glowing fire. "Oh, hurry!" cried
the old leader. Don't let 1t get cold,
and again he dashed forward, and be-
fore any of the others could get their
napkins out of their napkin rings he
! was snatching up a handful of Goa
for this time it was a sure enough
coal fire When he picked up the Goals
the old leader blocked the path to the
| fire so that no one else could get uI
to it. All the other goblins stood
around patiently waiting until he
should get his fill of hot Goals. But
suddenly to their great surprise they
saw a shiver running up and down the
back of the town goblin leader and
he dropped all his Goals without evei
tasting one
cold, cold" he shouted. They're al
perfectly cold" And sure enough they
were More than that, the goblins hac
never seen such coal fire before, fol
when they picked UP the Goals they nj
longer glowed nor had the appearance
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-24

Fifteenth street, Class B.'..'.'SS'oo
ORA L. MITCHELL, 1861 Los
| Angeles street, Class A...'..s2'oo
- PEARL EDDY. 17o5 East
p1rrH KENNEDY, 1903 South Fig
II - a..oa+ class .$1.0O
Los Angeles herald., 1905-09-24
The Japaneae schooIaIrI

In school the Japanese girl modifies
somewhat the style of her hair dressing.
1t is put loosely back from her face,
knotted at the back of the head or on
the neck. and in front is really nothing
more or less than the western pompa-
dollr
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

We would call the special attention of Review readers to the splendid of fer we are making old and new sub subscribers in another column of this issue. As our readers will very read fly understand, it requires a great amount of labor and time to collect the Review subscription accounts ey- cry month, and to eliminate a portion of this, and as an inducement to new subscribers we have decided 10 give free the Cosmopolitan magazine, mail ed direct from New York, to every subscriber to the Review who pays his subscription in advance.
 The offer of the Cosmopolitan free with the Review is ont that can and should be taken advantage of by all most every one in this section of Ari zona, as it is the best C., obing propo- sitiCn ever offered.
 Think of it! The best daily in Southern Arizona and the best maga- zine in the United tSates for $7.50 a year. Or, you can get the Review and Cosmopolitan for 75 cents a month, even though you only desire to pay your subscription one, two or six months in advance.
 Come into the Review office and pay your subscription in advance and have your name placed on the Cosmopolitan mailing list.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23
REAurIEuL WOMEN.

Plump cheeks, flushed with the soft glow of health and pure complexion, make all woman beautiful. Take a small dose of Heroine after each meal; it will prevent constipation and help digest what you have eaten Mrs. Wm. NJ. Stroud, Midlothian, Tex, writes, May 31, 1901:
 "We have used Heroine in our fami- ly for eight years, and found it the best remedy we ever used for constt patton, bilious fever and malaria.
 Sold by Rinehart's Pharmacy.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

they will be ready to amdit that Ari- zona is not only fitted for statehood, separate and distinct from any other Territory. and that the time has ar rived when the boon of self-govern- ment shall be gran led.
 It is to be hoped that the itinerary of the visiting party will include Douglas, as here they can get an i'm pression of Arizona and its rapid growth not to be received at any other point Here they will see a city almost equal to any in the Territory of New Mexico that has grown within the space of four years; here they will find the largest copper shelter in the world. built for the accommo- datioa of ores from the Warren dis trict: here, in addition to the great reduction plant of the Copper Queen, they vii find the large reduction plant of the Calumet and Arizona, which is rushing to completion additional fur naces to accommodate the constantly increasing quantities of copper ore coming down from Bisbee.
 When the itinerary of the congress ional party is made known at every point where it is to touch the people should arrange for it's reception and entertainment. as well as for provid- ing each of the party with all desired data which will show the conditions in Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

those same mines were assessed at only $38O0
 Now for the question: Can any thing be more unfair to other taxpay- CTS, more unjust or more absurd than placing the assessable value of those mines at such a figure?-Globe Reg ister.
 The Copper Queen has been the most liberal mining corporation in Arizona, always, in the matter of pay ing taxes Witness: This company returned property to the assessor for the present year of a valuation of over $2.O0O,O00, a sum far above any other company, VI en actual values are considered. Why should the Queen be compelled to pay more for government expense than other min ing enterprises in Arizona. which it has always done? Will the Register answer
 It is not the Copper Queen which has been so outrageOusiy injured in Cochise county. That company is able to fight a case in court when it feels that injustice has been done to it. The Territorial Board of Equal ization. in order to reach the Queen with an increased assessment of less that s1.OOO.OOO, placed an increase of nearly s3,OOO, 900 against the non-pro- ducing mines of this county Here is where the "prodigiousness" and ''unfairness" comes. and here is where this paper rests it's protests against the Governor-collared Territorial Board of Equalization Will the Reg, ister endorse the s3,OOO,0OO on the non-producing patented mines of Co., chise county along with the added assessment valuation put on the non producing mines of Gila county?
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23
WHY NOT AN
 ARIZONA JUDGE.

Many promises of home rule for Ari- zona have been made by the Repub- ncan party, but none of them have ever been kept. The last two judges appointed to the bench of the Terri tory have been chosen from the states Chief Justice Kent hailing from Colorado and Judge Tucker from Ne braska. Judge Kent is regarded as an able man, and Judge Tucker is rated as not above the ordinary Arizona justice of the peace practitioner. Now, according to report. Judge Tucker is to be removed because of serious charges preferred against him al Globe
 This paper hopes that Presi lent Roosevelt will choose the successor to Judge Tucker from among the able lawyers of Arizona. F. s. Nave ha. been mentioned for the position, bu we do not regard him as filling tn bill, so far as having home judge i concerned. Nave came to Arizoni with a federal commission in hi pocket; if not in his pocket, it wa handed to him very soon after his al rival. He has held the position c United States attorney for severs years, and We have never hard hi distinguished abilities as a lawye commented upon to such an extent a to be suggestive of his fitness to be judge.
 The name of Mir Stoneman of Glot has been mentioned as the probab successor of Judge Tucker, whom 8 agree is slated for early retiremer Mr. Stoneman is a bright lawyer al would be a credit to the Arizona jut eiary, but he is a Democrat and
 such we consider his chances for g ting the position very slim, but it to be hoped that the President " choose the next judge for Arizo from among the lawyers of ArizoI He could not do better than to l; point Mir. Stoneman to the positit
 but if he must have a Republic
 there are many in the Territory v
 are worthy and deserving of the
 sition.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23
OlrectorA

.. Williams, J. A. Packard. W. Brophy, M. J. Cunningham
 for
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23
OIAzs sEVENTY-FWE YEARS.

Mexico has just observed the sev- enty-fifth birthday anniversary of its president General Diaz was born on September 15. 1890. and has been at the head of the Mexican republic for close on to thirty years. From 1877. when he first went into office, dpward to today he has been the Mexican gov ernment. For four of these years an other man was nominally president, but the real executive then, as during the four previous years and all the succeeding ones. was Porfirio Diaz.
 Said President Roosevelt a week or two ago, in answer to General Diaz's telegram of reorganization at the sue cess of the Portsmouth peace confer ence: No telegram could have given me greater pleasure than yours, since under your wise direction Mexico of fers a notable example of progress as the direct result of that peace and or der which make the world better" This is very effectively said. Previous to Diaz's days at the head of affairs, | insurrections were more common in Mexico than earthquake shocks, and the seismometer in that country is sell dom still As a student of universal history, especially of the history of the various countries of the Western hemisphere. President Roosevelt cer. tainly knows the value of General Diaz's services in abolishing the pro fessional reyolutionists in Mexico, and in helping to take away the stigma on Latin-American government.
 Mexico has made more progerss 1T the past twenty-nine years under Dia; than in all the previous centuries since Cortez. It has gained railways schools and all of the accomplishment ' of the highest order of civilization Its credit in the money markets of tn ' world stands high. Vast sums of car
 ital from every country which has an . money to spare is invested in Mexico The United States has $500, 100000 (
 money in industries and activities (
 various kinds in General Diaz's coul
 try. The republicanism which Ger
 eral Diaz has established IS a littl
 different from what we call by tn;
 name in the United States, but it
 the only kind of republicanism whiC
 would be of any use in Mexico. Ge eral Diaz is a benevolent despot. F
 has given his country the sort of ru which Marcus Aurelius would hay ,,t liked to give to Rome. It is gra
 ually leading. too, to real republica
 ism. One of the worlds greatest fl UT ures is General Porfrio Diaz.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

Under a misapprehension of what had been done a few papers gave en- dorsement to the action of Kibbey's Territorial Board of Equalization. but when the facts were all known nearly every one changed the tune, and now the Phoenix Enterprise is practically the only paper in the Territory that is supporting the Kibbey war on the patented mine owners Of the Territory. It is estimated that of the s11,O00.000 mine raise in Arizona twO-thirds of the amount goes against non-producing property.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23
PRODIGIOUS
 BUT UNFAIR.

The howl that has been sent up by those papers of Cochise county that claim that a monstrous outrage has been perpetrated upon the mines of that county by the Territorial Board of Equalization, is prodigous, and is as unjust, unfOunded and unfair as it is prodigous.
 Let us call their attention to just one fact, matter of record, and then ask them if they do not think their howl is too loud and too long. It is a matter of record that in the trial of the case of COchise covnty against the Copper Queen company, which went to the supreme court, the evidence showed that certain mines had returned a clear net profit to the company. over and above all expense, oi more than $1.50e, 600, and that
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

M J. Cunningham. cashier J. Douglas, president s
 Mexican sold. Branch, Arizona S
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

The large attendance at the begin ming of our public schools this year re- minds that there is prosperity in the educational industry as well as in all others in Cochise county.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

The Democratic party has the man for President and with tariff reform as an issue the Republican party will be up against the real thing again in 1908 Bryan will be the logical Demo cratic candidate unless there should be some radical changes in present conditions.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

Judge Campbell has adopted heroic measures to preserve the dignity of his court. Tn the meantime the Tue son Star is engaged in heroic effort to maintain the freedom of the press. Both the judiciary and the perss must be kept pure and undefiled.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

While the sentiment of New Mexico is divided on the question of state hood. the people of Arizona are be- coming more and more determined that they will never agree to joint statehood.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23
| owelI Branch Office,

A Branch office has been establish d at Lowell in the building occupied Iy Lowell Drug Go. News items and advertisements left there will be giV- en prompt attention.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-23

This parer is kept on Tile at Law rence's Advertising Agency. 4O1. Ex- sniiner Bldg. Los Angeles Cal, where contracts for advertising may be made.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12
Candl landl landl

| have quite a few choice farms in
Guthrie county ranging from $35 to
$40 per acre. They vary in size from
a garden patch up to 300 acres. sell
on straight commission and deal fair.
| have few choice quarters would
take an 80 in exchange if taken soon.
Call on or write me at Wichita, Iowa.
ID. L. CANAL If.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12

Three pairs mittens. Owner call
here and prove property.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12
Hides and Butchering.

We pay the highest market price for
hides and are prepared to do butcher
ing in the country at the lowest price.
Call phone 65. G.. A. KRAFT.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12

See Hays & Baker if you are in
need of winter hats. Everything in
hats at greatly reduced prices in Or
der to close them all out. If
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12

Our -four is guaranteed. Try it.
Corn, oats, hay and mill feed always
on hand. Phone 141.
If PAT MCCALL.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12
Scale Books.
Found

Scale books for sale at this office.
Bound in books, one or two to the
sheet. If
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12

Black Langshan cockrels for sale
Reasonable prices.
MRS. A. KITSON.
Iva Phone AS, Audubon, Ia.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12
For Sale or Rent,

The V. E. Horton property in east
part of town. Apply to JAS. LAW.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12
Poultry Wanted,

I will pay the highest market price
for all kinds of poultry.
|. w. BAKER.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12

hereby certify
cember 3ls 1904
| Signed c. L.
|
o of Audubon state hereby certify that the above and
collections
disbursements by c. reuma during the time therein specified
examined approved this the 9th
of January 1907
Signed John c. BoNwEML, N. D. HAMIIN F. D. sEARLEs,
| board of
January
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12

family of happy children in an earthly
home built on foundation laid by
Jesus. The Cry of a distant locomo-
tive broke in upon my calm revery
and reminded me that | must hasten
to the railway station to catch my
train
| deem the day not idly spent,
If at its quiet close,
Some firmer is our faith in Christ,
And sweeter our sepose.
DEATHS MOST CRUEL BLOW.
The day she died my soul took flight
With her soul DER yon mystic
stream
And left me here, a shattered dream,
To haunt the somber hooks of night.
AS one sweet life were she and |.
When she was glad, | too was so:
But when she grieved, my light
burned low,
And when they said that she
must die,
y chill blast blew upon my heart,
Then all grew still and cold
and dark.
| heard the silent-moving bark
That bore her far away, depart.
Disconsolate and sad / stand
Beside a new-made grave, and keep
A fruitless vigil as / weep
Der ruins of the joys we planned.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1905-01-12
Chester White Hogs For Sale.

CHESTER White Hogs For sale.
A pedigreed Chester White boar for
sale. A fine hog coming two years
old. If TAGGART & STEMM, Audu-
bon, r. F. ID. 3.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Special to The Oil Review.

Special to Inc Oll REVIEW.
London, April 10.-Opmion is
expressed at the japanese en-
bassy here that Admiral Togo
will not attack ROdjesvensky un-
til the latter has reached Japa-
nese waters. Secretary Koike OF
the embassy, stated today that if
opportunity occurs Togo will GER
tainly try to capture Rodjesven-
sky's feet. 1t is now believed
the navy will wait until the Rus
slams reach the neighborhood of
Formosa or Japan before a gen.
eral assault is made.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
NOT
YET IMMINENT

Russia has played her last check
on sending the feet into the far
eastern waters. Naturally, out
come of this movement is await
ed with the greatest interest. If
Rodjesvensky can elude Togo en-
tirely and reach the japanese
coast or defeat the enemy Rus
sia's position would be helped
wonderfully. On the other hand,
a defeat is we'll understood.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10

The citizens generally through
out Tyler county will regret to
learn that w. E. Kirchner OF
Middlebourne, is financially en-
barrassed. Mr.. Kirchner has con-
Quoted a general mercantile busl-
ness at Middlebourne for a num-
Der of years, and is held in the
highest esteem by the general
public. His present financial
trouble, we are pleased to state,
is only of a temporary nature,
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Electric Chairs Saps Life
From Murderer's Body

cution was successful in every
way. Eblt was the fifty-frst man
electrocuted here. Two contacts
of 1910 volts were required to
produce death. On Juy 4 last
Eblt strangled his wife and
placed her body in an abandoned
sewer at Mt. Vernon.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Baltic Fleet Sighted.
necial TO The Oil Review.

Singapore, April 1O.-Confr-
maion of report that the Russian
fleet was headed toward Amanda
group of islands was brought by
the British steamer Radnorshire
on her arrival today. She saw
the Baltic fleet five miles from
Pulodami. Just what purpose OF
Russian feet is in anchoring near
these islands. if reports to that
effect are true, can only be guess
ed at.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
W. E. Kirchner
Financially Embarrassed

and each and every creditor will
receive dollar for dollar.
Hon. Joseph R. NaylOr Of
Wheeling, has been appointed as
signee and went to Middlebourne
this morning to arrange for the
disposition of the stock Of goods
of Mr.. Kirchner. Mr.. Naylor was
accompanied by William BOoher,
C. d. Wolff and Mr.. Lancaster of
Cameron. who Will appraise the
goods. Mr.. Kirchner's assets are
about $4,000 and his liabilities
about $1,000.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Rainst0rm Wreaks
Great Destruction

Hail was remarkable for size and
fury Of its precipitation. Con-
siderable damage resulted from
the storm. Wire communication
is badly interrupted. One man
was killed at Schlenly park by
severe lightning.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Trial Postponed on Account
of Absent Witnesses

Patterson, the actress charged
with the killing Of her lover,
Caesar Young, the trial Of the
Floradora girl was postponed
this morning for one week. COun-
sci for defense made a strong ar
gument against pOStponement.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10

Special to The Oil Review.
Ossining, n. Y, April 10.-The
electric chair in Sing Sing prison
deathhouse claimed its youngest
victim at 5 30 this morning, Mar
tin Eblt, "a years of age, confess
ed wife murderer, and the electro
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Special to The Oil Review.

Pittsburg, April 1O.-At lib
this afternoon a terrific wind
storm and rain broke over this
ideal sunshine and spring warns
city, following a morning Of ideal
sunshine and spring warmth.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Garfield in Kansas to
Expose Standards Methods

might to begin investigation Of
Standard Oil methods III Kansas.
Mr.. Garfield is accompanied by
three employees Of his bureau as,
sIStantS.
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10

Special to The Oil Review.
Topeka, Kan, April 10.-Jas
r. Garfield. Commissioner of Cor
porations, arrived here Sunday
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10

Special to The Oil Review.
New York, April 1O.-Because
of extradition proceedings in
Ohio, which seeks to bring to New
York, j Morgan Smith and wife.
brother-in-law and sister Of Nan
Sistersville daily oil review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1902-1905, 1905-04-10
Great Excitement.
Special to The Oil Review.

Special to The Oil Review.
St. Petersburg, April lO.-The
most intense excitement prevails
here and people are anxlously
waiting for news Of Rodjesven-
sky's fleet. All newspapers say