The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-03-25
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At Party-Rudolph, can you en-
your own meat" THumphg, said ri,
oolpn' who was saving away. "Can,
~ I've cut great deal tougher ufaa
than this at home"
Doctor-Ah! out for a constitution,
an She-Yes; walk two miles he
Tore breakfast every morning for m,
complexion. Doctor--1s the drug stor1
30 Tar as that?-Exchange.
Mr.. A. Chromo?-Mrs. Newriche-
ana who is this by? Picture Deale,
-Ihat Is a chrome, madam, Mrs
NeWriche-Oh, yes, of course 1t ia
VOW tnat you mention it, recognize
this style. -.
sottleigh-When I-aw-awsked he,
ron her hand in mawriage her bwuta]
rather thweatened to-aw-bwain me
doncher know. Miss Cutting-That's
just like her father. He always was
FOND OF q joke.-Chicago Daily News.
Usual Invitation--A lady was asked
by another where she and her hus.
Dand had taken up their abode. ooh"
sne replied, I'VE are living by the
canal at present. We should be de.
lighted II you would drop in some even.
ing.'
A Proper Study.-Wall Street-So
your son is studying law. Do you ex.
pect that he will stick to it? Specu-
lator-Oh, no; just want him to know
enough about it so that he will be able
to eVade it successfully Free
Press.
4 Fight in It.-"As Shakespeare
says" remarked Cassidy, who was
fond Of airing his "book larnin'" oc-
casionally, whats in namew
"Well," replied Casey, "call me wan
that OF don't like an Oin show ye."-
Philadelphia Press.
Bearitt-Things were awfully dull
on Change to-day. Absolutely moth.
Ing doing In stocks. The buyers and
sellers failed to get together. Mrs.
Beautifully don't you mark some Of
the stock down and advertise a bar.
gain sale?-Chicago News.
"Maude graduated from your cook
Ing school last spring, didn't, she?"
Yes; but she's going to take a post.
graduate course this fall" "Then she's
really going back to the schoolT' "Oh,
no; she's to be married to poor young
man."-Catholic Standard Times.
A Real Curiosity. That is curious
cane, major" said the visitor.
"A memento of the war Of the rebel
lion, I suppose?" Eyes, a Christmas
replied the old veteran. ut
was made from the hollow log 1 occu-
pied at the famous battle of Bull
Rum"
Lyles--Did you ever come across
more conceited fellow than Bulgeri
They say he is an atheist; and l be.
ieve he is. Bonter-I wouldn't like
o go SO far as that: but I do know
hat he doesn't recognize the exist
nee Of a superior being.-Town and
Country.
The Strange Hen-You'd hardly be-
ieve 1t, LADIES, but in that part of
he country from which | came In.
are unknown. The Modern
Ien-Goodness gracious! l suppose
he simple-minded folk out that way
till believe that hens sphere is her
Topics.
Directions for Use.-The inventor of
PnnSf~cp srp |
ut the following among his direc.
IONS for using: when the baby is
one drinking 1t must be unscrewed
nd laid in cool place under the :
ydrant. If the baby does not thrive
q fresh milk it should be boiled"
Deacon Good-Don't you think II
ruel for you to draw fish out of his
alive element by sharp iron hook?
Usher Boy-It's no fault Of mine. {
Ihen I'm just giving a worm a salt
'ater bath, what does a fish want to
ook himself onto my line for? It's
D business Of his.-Boston Transcript. |
ears ago entered Mr.. Hanna's Office, {
ok off his hat politely and said: This J
p Of the mornin' to ye, Misther Han {
4. I've been told ye're wantin' O. {
elp." II have very little to do. re- t
led Mr.. Hanna, with a quiet smile of
lmor. '"Then," said the Irlshman,
IN the boy for yez. It's little care q
,out dom, sure; it's the money I'm s
ter"
Explanatory Observation-Disclosures, e
e colored washerwoman, was com e
aiming of her husbands health to n
lie of her patrons. Hes ve'y poly, b
a'am; ve'y poly. He's got dat ex- a
lmatory rheumatism" You mean u
Martha. Explanatory b
from exclaim, which means to cry t
t." Eyes, miss" answered Martha, r
It'll conviction, "dat's what it is. He t,
Tiers all de time" ID
At a public school one of the boys s
a class had committed some grave n
fraction of discipline. The teacher Il
nounced that he would thrash the II
lole class If some one did not tell le
N who had committed the offense. Il
! were silent, and he began with RI
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