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Tonopah bonanza. [volume] (Butler City [i.e. Butler], Nev.) 1901-1909, 1905-05-27
GENERAL NEWS
OF The WEEK
Johann HOch, the BIeamIst. to
Hang AdOIph Weber Gets
$50, OOO--Big Sanitarium
for COnsumptiVeS.

The caucus Of republican members
of the Connecticut legislature to
nominate a successor to the late
Senator Q. H. Platt, chose Congress.
man F, D. Brundegee Of New London
on the thi~rty.seventh ballot,
The Greek who was arrested some
time ago and thrown into jail at
Hawthorne on suspicion Of being
Tortorici, the San Francisco muir
derer, has begun suit against Es.
meralda county for $4,000
The Krupps' immense contracts.
partly for the re-armament of the
German artillery and partly for
Russian-Japanese and Turkish orders
have required the company to ii.
crease the number Of workmen from
about "a, 900 to more than 30, 900.
1t is estimated that Klondike's
output of gold for the current year
will amount to $l2, 900.
China Ed, a Delamar Chinaman.
is reported To have uncovered a
ledge 100 feet in width, ~assaying
from ~ to $37 a ton, -four miles from
Delamar, in eastern Nevada.
In the distribution Of the estate OF
Julius Weber, valued at $50, 600, one.
half Of the estate goes to Adolph
Weber, the convicted murderer.
With this amount Of money he will
probably be able to secure a new
trial.
Johann Hoch, who, by his " con.
iession. is several times a bigamist
and who is charged by the police
with having married at least forty
women in the past fifteen years, was
found guilty Of murder this week in
Chicago and the death penalty was
recommended by the jury.
In accepting the 81, 600, 600 tender
OF the Santa Fe railroad and the
10, 900 acres donated by the city OF
Las Vegas, New Mexico, the National
Fraternal S~anitarium for Consump.
tives, acting in the interests OF the
5000, 900 members OF fraternal orders
in the United States, have put their
new city-Fraternal City-on the
map Of New Mexico, six miles west of
Las Vegas.
Judge Stone, one OF the pioneer
residents of Nevada, died at Carson
City Tuesday evening, aged 81 years.
He leaves a wife and three grown
children.
Abe Attel Of San Francisco almost
knocked out the iistic wonder, Bat.
Ting Nelson, in a six.round bout at
Philadelphia on Tueday evening last.
Attel had the better Of his opponent
in every round but the fifth and when
the gong sounded at the end OF the
sixth round Attel was hammering
Nelson with rights and lefts.
High class Office sundries only at
the Union Drug Store.
Tonopah bonanza. [volume] (Butler City [i.e. Butler], Nev.) 1901-1909, 1905-05-27
Growlne Aches and Pains.

Mrs. Josie Summer, Bremond, Tex.
writes April 10, 1902 81 have used
Billiards. Snow Liniment in my family
for three years. would not be
without it in the house. | have used
it on my little girl for growing pains
and aches in her knees. 1t cured
her right away. have also used it
for frost. bitten feet, with good sue
cess. 1t is the best liniment ! ever
used" 25c, SOC and 81. 90. Sold by
Union Drug Stores, Tonopah and
Goldfield. ~
Diamondfeld is the coming town
no boom prices. Write to JACK
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Tonopah bonanza. [volume] (Butler City [i.e. Butler], Nev.) 1901-1909, 1905-05-27

High class office sundries only at
the Union Drug Store.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

The dedication Of the sew sehoe,
building will tsks piacs nsxt Thurs.
dsy svsnisg. nse. n. Thsss Will b.
. teskss sestai ln sssnsssIoa with The
otoss sAeseisss esl . Gsnsrai esod
the Il saSsstsl. The pspsselc We
Sse ~ Mbfasy lns1. 9hls = : -.
teoss neeslsg e We9 ~ 3 nleetjns
~ ~ seaaG 1slta ~ o1nsaaleaSi
I - wl1t - 1leesesed ~ ~ a
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Antelope Lake Items.

We had . vtntis Lssszs here tbs
other dHy that dlstprhsd our hay
. scks. tnads "roiiins stock" Of every
thiny ieoss oa the pfsnasss sud did
considerable damsys 70 M, Hswk's
w,ndmiil.
NJ Blows 10 helping NJ. MeDss
Put . cAsisg iu bis vel, this wsss.
Ar. Hawk IL dolsg soms fsaessg on
; y prsiuisss.
Mr.. Aka u psspAriss to Do cess &.
ssAbis ssnciny this wistes. Hs will
pat sbess 800 aerss sndsr iencs.
Enofy Msssy and ionn iasss visit.
ID orAwAy Ssndsy, The latter hes
ossn stoshisd with "a alesssssd tooth
which cs@ssd - shsessa
We srs glad that The little eh,ll Of
4. AdsHs pad wife, whU hss bees "a
siss, 10 rsRofssd hs.tss.
Church services we're held at bah
G ssk sehssl house eao44y.
Tss Literary 1.elssy v Aovrl. h.ss,
lts nsstiugs Sss hsia % Tsss4ay svs
nings. a'
Ass. Jeass sa4 Ma ", n. psssls
went 70 v,sit Mrs.. Wright sNsdsy.
bat abe, 10 tssn. hsd gese "a vlslt hss
dassntsr. Ars. Myrsa rsstss, - ora
WAY. Thsa they ssoppsd u Vie tsue
ef Ass. Pediso, bat shs he'd slss gess
70 ordway. 10 they csiisA % Mss.
Lssdshis whe By ixsky chsses Wss
~ home.
The sewing Circle Het q ne heae
NJ Misc Nsn Evsssts Thsseeay. o.
Thasksxivisg day snsy gave ! 1lssA !
- ~ Aeheet sesas whleh ~ me- I :
~ go whsfs tksss wsre nsee sss6
sssess se sst tA4n ~ eyer, saw tSlsse
- 80 plass 4 ~ sss itese 1 ll'' q
capsiso. 4
- oare1 e. 70 80 - a1 y.
\ = u. !! ~ - M n n {. (,
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
THE EXPERIENCE SOCIAL.
How One Lady Earned Her Con-
trlbuslon.

The experience social at the home
Of d. G, Roberts on ThanksSiving
evening vas suecess both socially
and fnssctaiiy.
The isdiss respoudsd to roll cali BY
dcpositing their dollar, and most Of
the ladies' told ta weii.writien rhyme
how the dollar was earned. After
this part Of the progss. the guests
were inyited TO the dlnlag room where
the table vas very dsinsiiy spread
and Mrs. Garfield and Mrs. lies sesva
coffee. chocolate and cake. Twsstv.
t~o dollars were collected Of the as
subscribed BY the L,adlss' AID 70 psy
on the new church psws.
Ms. d. c. Roberts had. perhaps.
the most sniQss asthod Of ssrning
the dollar. She composed rhyuss for
tss diHcrsnt business men. sdvssti,-
Ing them, for which they paid her ten
cents each.
The following are tho sdvsrtise-
ments;
Listen my friends and you shall hssr.
How msds this dollar 70 me 90 dear.
No tainted coin 10 this l hold,
nut honestly earned - yos shall bs
tuld.
In casting abeut for = piau to dsvIse,
I thought I'd Ten merehnnts advertise,
I'd tell Of their wAres all In rhy me,
Aad charge each one silver dime.
Their varied supplies, may yon sur
prise,
50 spend money at home if yos Or.
wise.
For Q stock that's compists of good
thIngs TO eat.
Choice cute Of meat, tsudss, Juicy aut
sweet,
Candy, too, that 10 quite treat,
Thlngs TO wear that are exec sdiugij
neat.
For . hne display, and service polite
Yes'ii ssy. Gaiiavsa's store IL jas
abost right.
u you want "a buy iaud ssd osy j
dirt cheap.
Go to Erlcts n 4od got 4 farm to hss,
Yos csn pay for Il al right aews IL ,
Asap,
II you FsI.s . good crop Of shs ssgal
| bsst,
shouid ysu stsh your toe OF eraet you,
head,
Or q Tha nksglviss diaper b evsrfst
60 70 JsMsry, WIN will use his srs
10 cure sit Ills ssvs b, eksp heart,
Perhaps yeu wsHt iumbsr 90 stsesl
and true.
70 build you = Aovss both large ant
rev,
Yoa can buy Of snaa With % uncem
mon name,
OF naussexs family Qults hsawa I,
faus.
Yos'ii bsilsvs, ! an ssss. that thls h
NO myth,
whss I teii yes bic nsas u A. p
tsaiti,.
Fer farmlng iapipnssts. hsrasss o.
alfalfa SEED,
lof hay, or .rain, Of asy fssd,
90 y Dowasy Dres. asd ~ eli 70,
need,
Asd ~ tssis beast, thsy kesp ~
~ GsAAs ssdss pest.
~ " aii whsn y aay ssssefas
ssessass4 shsis ~ = ese1.
shsui4 ~ ~ssts : tsAs tsiit ~
& gyeaeoDt eaee, ~
1eltt ~ tsseev y ~ y ~ ve6e.
4 ~ pspt - ~ ~ 1olnl
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

TAsey lron hsdstssds asd aii kinda
Of Iron beds without nanbsr. Also
everything else you nssd, such - ras.
gee. stoves, estisfy. silver wsrs. etc.,
~ the Ordwsy Hardware and Tvsul-
tufe Cs.'s.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

We are sgsin isformsd that work o.
the ordway Trading Co.'S new bulle :.
log Will bs commsncsd ss once and
thsy sxpset 70 occupy abeut ths frat
Of the 5saG They will hsvs ~ hsrry
II they do.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
A Clubbing Offer

We are not sssaily In fsvos Of N.
Ing - ssssi: for other papsfs, hss
~ will for . vsIy short time oaes IN
New Yort Tribune Farmer ffss 10 siI
sew cash sWbseslbsts, and to sii vhs
ssttis ~ svseaSsgss and eostisss
thsir subscriptions. This offer wv
hold good only . short time.
The New York Tribune Yssas u
psbilshsd weekly. II 10 : large .,
rage sgsieslisssj journal. somp'sss h
al its vssIoss deparssats. j b
pshitshsd by the New Yosh Tttsss
o., asd Of cossss 10 q ssbstssiisi ~
hsasios. Yos can go ssmp'ss u tAh
slles. Harry sp snd get two god "
pspsSs for the price Of one.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
uoWs.

when making up your nisa what
to get for . Christsas gift. Sos mig ht
- wsli select something that 10 sse,
fui - we'll - orsamsatal. You will
md many sueh at the Osdway Hare
w.rs and vurnituss co's stoss. YUN
will siso hsd the psiess right aud
wIthin your msaus,
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

The National Sugar Manufacturing
Company 10 now prepared to make
eon,rRc,s with the bsst growers on
the sapas tsrnss - now ssistise.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

While We have but iittip rain OF
snow. there has hcsa plsuty Of Il Ia
the moantaiss. The prospects arc al.
ready good for an ahunds acs Of wstsr
fJf ifgts alton.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Miss Lou Green, sister Of G. II.
Green. 10 nov employed - type writ.
sr Ia the Office Of the ordwsy Trading
CoUpauy.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

The iron covered building south Of
ths saloon. has bssu somovsd BY tbs
Dewssy Bros TO their place st the
s,u,h end Of the block,
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Revival services 10 the Evsageiicsl
Church continue asd will Be held fol-
some time yet.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Corrugated iron SHEDS have been
built back Of the livery sable which
will furnish 70 q shelter for stock.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

The new bank building hss bsen
plsstered. and the wood work nearly
finished. The occupants will soon be
moving in.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Mrs.. George Cailavsn and child
ren returned last Friday afternoon
froma visit with her parents at Foun-
tain.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

The material 10 On the Rround fo
laying u concrete sidewalk IL front o
the new building.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Lou Walter Was appointed Fire Wa,
den b. The Board Of Trustees st thl
last meeting.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Mrs.. W. W. W. Griffin has scturusd
from her visit with her sister at Flor,
escs.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Harry Brosdbcnt WAS home from Ia
Ja,t, to spcnd the Thanksgiving hoi'
idaSs.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Ths fine weather 10 sivlng workraea
> fine chance to rush the work On the
new bui!dlngs now uadsr way.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

DO IL for you with utmsst skill.
M,he Il complete from garrett - sill.
And DO Il all for snodsst bill.
II any tims yos should fail III.
Want qaIstue tabist Or . eaioosi
pill.
Go to Grinia and you may get yers Aii
Asd to cure you he will sss his best
skili.
Hats, caps ssd shoes. and dty goods
galore,
And groceries too. jsst brought 70
yosr door.
You cas- Ill yosr houss fuii Till u
holds 10 more,
And stiii theSs'ii be pleaty ss ksapf
Osdwsy Trading Co. has nash TO sell.
II you deal with then they trsst you
we'll.
PaIsss. oils. lime and plaster. to vssa
OF disaster,
Hardware asA saiis and ve1y Aus iua.
bsr.
Asd more ssbsts ntisis thaa cas- ssn
hss.
And whsa their stsek you have thor.
ouKhiy sees,
Yos will bay sone g0ods Of NJ. Cssss
Now ! have bsea N nkisg, you Nay
need . me psisting.
The Ns~ Era once ls qaits conpists.
Asd tsfBs out work that ID very Rsst,
And surely yos Will not Wish 70 lose
4 ehAues to ssbserlbs ios esr weekly
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

- olu1R q 10 - - s ~ y.
- Z! ~ /. 4. \ &. I. N
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

mot only In Egypt. but all over the
world. the English are always the
leaders In sports" writes an Egyptian
traveller. 1T Is so anoat and ashore.
In Egypt the English visitors get up
polo matches. tennis. croquet, golf and
bridge tournaments. fancy-dress balls.
smoking concerts and organize Eymk-
hanas. Those who know the dimcul.
ties of keeping up . golf club In 4
green and well wasered country. where
there are permanent residents to pay
the dues. can readily conjecture what
must be the dimculties in . dry and
desert country. where the only per
manent residents are Arabs and don.
keys and where the golf players come
only three months In . year. Yet
there are not few golf clubs In the
land OF the Pharaoh.
There are many humorous things
connected with golf In Egypt. There
are what might be called extra.has.
ardous hazards: for example. At ose
links. IN Upper Egypt. the golf course
wound Its desert way past an oasis
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22
The Miracle of Memory

often IL conscious OF An effort. and the
brain may be very much wearied in a
long-continued effort to recall impres.
sions which have been partially eff.
faced. The mental effort consists In
energizins the nbers SO Is to make
them project forward their delicate
endings. thus making numerous con-
tacts. perhaps millions, with different
calls. until by and by the particular
cell or group Of cells in which the de-
sired word or other impression was
made IL recognized. When one IL
weary. It IL often dimcult. sometimes
impossible. to recall names or data OF
various sorts which may be entirely
familiar. This is because of the i'm.
possibility of energizinE the nerve
cells sufficiently to make the desired
contacts. Anything which benumbs
the nerves. as alcohol. tobacco. tea.
coffee. opium. may have the effect to
benumb the nervous sensibility
and lessen nervous energy. and thus
operate deIeteriously upon memory.
Memory. however. 10 perhaps most Sc
riously injured by loss OF sleep. where
by brain energy becomes exhausted.
Sometimes the memory may be for the
time being almost entirely efaced BY
long-continued loss of sleep.
Depreciation Of memory In old age
is one of the first Indications OF fail.
ing mental power. II is interesting to
note. however. that the memory Of
events which happened in early life
are often remembered. while others
OF recent occurrence quickly pass from
the mind.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

tiers would bring to 4 stable. = pretty
fair sort of business In itself. or At
least = sure starter. and do business
for other peoples daughters. too?
That's all there was to II. was
certain Of zone business and was
willing to take a chance on the rest.
And everything went all right. My
daughters gave me all their patronage.
and they used more carriages now
thar they ever had before-they said
they wanted to see their father do
vel. and got my full share Of the
patronage Of other peoples daughters.
and the volume OF 1t was great.
In the course Of time my daughters
all married and they all did well: very
comfortably. TO say the least. Every
one Of them now keeps carriage Of
her own. and keeps 1t in my stable:
and 80 the girls. nice girls. every one.
that once cost me SO much. though ]
never begrudged EN- . cent OF II. r',v
send me money. every one.
Their business alone IL something
tidy. but they are really only . few
Of many profitable customers. and
have never regretted taking up the
livery business.
But 1t was sort OF funny. nov. how
came TO 60 Into II. wasn't III"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22
The Thorouehbreds in Action

The snowy spendshr,fss' eyes are Asst.
Their nance nov trailing on the bresss.
Resisti~ss - big btltous crashing.
They surge and swesp nhs sonoroas
seas.
auberb q stately squadron sailing.
They MOVE majestic - . song:
The chivAleous cavalcade coW~ thrilling.
70 rovss sAs rapture Of the throuS.
otou. Ensiish fAA your fame has viesa.
iISs sweet stars that es1 the night.
Shy peepinG fro9 their soMher .pvs.nH.
Otl Ttms, lhSy say. loe0s last a11 esst.
Time ilmps . Asgard In yoss train.
on vhat nsscs delight uhsn siesds are
A.A : smSslIas on I'll. wilma .-.s. p...a.
ws: .:;,.! IT. Ia 'A' *'- Tor.
Whoss kesis hsvs ~ tn tssf o.. ass.
Relentless - aercs ruNb,lnG thvndss.
M Titan hsayt would never tire.
HoWnd consy lslAn1's SEQ gtrt region.
~ sutks a. AcAitee IN nsfcs 1tHdain.
fNs tsuFslsd tesAes n itlhs lsGtoa.
Nig tlAsnan Of the wind and rain.
TNe Pschst'a taken an their Weasvrse.
It, peoWts ahead In etsAltht sutse.
No aleAed The tprtr- 0rookiyn trsasufes
Az ro.tse1 TIE rabsas's hoarss sur'
NJ.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

1.-the A. big Irish grey. hound ieapins:
A. swift a. wind 'sitd hahhling trces.
Relentless ~ eret phantom creeping.
BIG brother 70 the ootstsfovs bfssoe.
ssanch Irish Lad has pro~eA . wonder.
A. supple ~ Aao etrenvoue sire.
Hls hoof heats ring lthe rvMbling thundse,
lie seems 10 st The turf on DIRE.
A. the buoyant bu9ss's stlvssy pealtnG
Floats rippatns On brisk whispsfiao
Its haunting esA.ne. er..p,y stealing.
Thin slna stfaias fso0 fairy ssas.
Each gallant shorouehbssd 10 ssyaiainG.
wits faaa.aseAsd mouth and tnssla0
crest.
aysonby lite Q AsnA y shining
Hie buiidel pluck ven atoa1 TN. test
The Rama Rem cot roNs sosv1y faster
Than whiapestng wind at rtpe,in1 raia:
otanch Agiis nsighs and scorns afonstSS.
And snllops Ger the vi11.sWspt p1aia.
Herr. .vsliiast es,ss. ssss tahs this rsst.
~ =! I:i:;S. ,:s". IT.: 2. ~ .s,;,
Ana hsssa A..p nA.ssA. ee..s..
W. crown ysu cNlsf u Nj. = easssa.
sssn.h eAamesoas a ths East and
JAMne &. kiNssl,s.A
REGISTRY Dlviitea, CAtsass fs0ss16sA
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

One Of the most remarkable Of all
the mental processes is memory. How
are sight pictures and sound pictures
and other impressions stored in the
mind. and how are we able to recall
them? Here. again. we ore in the
presence OF = wonderful miracle, and
at best We can only seek to make clear
the fact by illustration and compari-
son. There are certain bodies pos
sessed Of property known as phos-
phorescence. After having been ex-
posed to daylight for 4 time. these
bodies give OF light in the dark. They
store up certain portions Of the sun
beam. and give them on again. This
10 sort Of physical memory. These
phosphorescent bodies simply continue
In the dark that which they do In the
sunlight.
In some way the impressions made
throug hthe eye. ear and other senses
induce such actions and changes in
the nerve cells which are connected
with these organs that under the right
sort OF stimulus the same action may
be reproduced. and brought within the
range OF consciousness. This repro
duction Of past Impressions Is secured
through the connection Of that port
ton OF the brain which is the seat OF
consciousness with other portions in
which Impressions are stored by
means OF the delicate nerve branches
previously described. The numerous
connections Of these nerve hbers bring
them in direct or indirect association
with all the different parts Of the
brain. In trying to remember. one
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

"smacks II Treason" 10 the caption
Of an editorial In the washington
Post We have not read Il. but pre-
sumc Il treats Of the kisses bestowed
BY . married man % the pretty house
maid.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

The bisnisghan Aes.Herald says:
~ Richmoad pastor has Induced the
wonsn menbsrs Of bis congregation
10 leave their hats u Aoms. Tue piaa
viii WORT ail right uatii Asst April
fhsa there viii b treubie."
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Human nature Is queer. Thousands
Of people now would like TO see those
photographs with the newspaper girls
picture In them that the president has
ordered to be destroyed.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

The Boston Oiobe iavites 10 to
Imagine . daily newspaper writtea
IN the style Of Henry James" But u
they eaaaot imagine sect . thing IL
Bostoa. ~ deat ~ how We can BE-
expected 10 DO 70.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

We have noticed that since the re-
sui, Of the ocean yacht race was an.
nounced. Sir Thomas Upton isn't
talking 80 much abou, taking part In
the next one.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

A literary critic says In painting
women. she must be made either an.
Eciicaiiy radiant or heroicaiiy dia.
bolic." Let US strike the golden mean
and say "sugeiically radiant"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

We owe an immense debt TO medi-
cal science" rays the Detroit Free
Press. Same here. brother. and the
doctor is beginning TO get disagreeablt
about II.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Who knows! II Russias dream Of
an alliance with Japan Ia realized.
some day the cxar may be friendly
enough with the mikado to call him
Mix"
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

A French engineer thiaks . railway
could b. built around the earth. 10.
cludiug . tunnel under Berins strait.
for o3so. 900 900. Probably . few more
shinks might cause hia 10 alter bis
figures . little.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

War is serious matter and not q
picnic. as you might imagine from the
way some European nations behave.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Fashion struck = death blow TO the
waiting hoopskirt industry when It de-
creed that only women who are over
thirty should wear the things.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

There is in New York policeman
who has made $25o.000 in real estate.
Evidently he was not always asleep
on his beat.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

France and Germany should note
how Sweden and Norway settle their
little differences.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Now that the automobile has been
invented the next thing is TO have It
tanned and made the servant Of man.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Henry James may be right In saying
that the American newspapers use
sloppy English" but at leas, II can
be generally understood.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

In Japan 1t is extremely bad form
for woman to contradict her hus-
band. Banzai!
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Now old Pelee is impolitely elbowing
In between the dove OF peace and Tom
Lawson for n front seat In the glare
OF the limelight.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

II cos; an Ohio man 500 TO swear at
n woman over the telephone. Here
is case where long distance bravery
did not triumph.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

A monument is to be erected t.
John Smith. Not you. gentle reader
the Pocahontas Smith.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Here's hoping that n sudden turn
of events won't make the dove OF peace
feel that 1t has go, mixed up In
demonstrating match.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Garden seed four thousand years
old have been discovered In Egypt.
but Egyptian Congressman are not
sending them out to their constituents.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

The Italian singer who mistook nj
tra'e Of silver for water must have
been in the habit OF taking his drinks
solid.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Men do not die OF hard work." says
the Boston Globe. We knew man
once who died OF hard drink, though.
A cake OF ice fell on him.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

DR.. Wiley has gone into executive
session to pursue an investigation of
limburger cheese. Science also has
It's martyrs.
The Monte Vista journal., 1905-07-22

Some men are as hard to get along
with as balky horses.
Evening journal., 1905-11-11
Thanksgiving Party

A Childs Thanksgiving Party.-The
billiard room on the thirl floor was the
scene Of this charming party. Shocks
of corn and oats were artstically ar
ranged about the room, and there WIS
a frieze of red and yellow ears of corn.
partially huslSed. interwined with strings
Of red pepper. Suspended from the ceiling
with yellow ribbon were pumpkin and
gourd lanterns with faces cut in their
sides, these lanterns also peeoed out from
the shocks and every other available
place.
At one end of the room was the bill
liard-table which had been converted into
a miniature farm. The table was first
covered with ap lain board top with a
two-inch molding an around the edges. so
the table would not be injured. This was
filed with sand, which was covered with
moss and sod, with pretty cottage
nesting among trees, in front of which
was pond on which foated toy ducks
There were fields and the usual things
seen about a farm, but the orchard with
trees on which were fastened apples, or
anges. and bananas, was the most inter-