The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-05-18
THISTLES.

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lol q mafsY ialo a res church orgsr.
s,9shSt l'sghsp' b. tLitks be can blow the
mini cut Of Il 10 that way.
--s'uhat--- the ldes q naming q cigar
after that bsOdlitg poiilicsr' thick ia
IN oatrtgs. PcnI-- 50 do /. lie 10 40 bad
hey ,hte.d have rsmes a cigarette after
ilm.
MIS- Elderly seems 10 be = person q
advanced iitAs, Wen, Why Dot 10 there
dsys AZ Cd woman msY be rev woman
sd beN Somln may be ~ old wo-
mAn.
AND bat was the lI,,le girl we met in
tie side-,bow OF the eIfcusi on, that ~
ihe child u the whiflIpg eetsi.h. Al, q
dsuahier q The revelation, eh'
iei, ny wife calls her little skye ter.
fief Samson. That's queer name for such
a pGny little thing, Wei, you see, he'd be
oalbIng without his hair.
"A mAa 10 public lie should learn to
ray no.. Yes, answered the beef msgpate. |
And whoa there "a an Investigation on he
should learn TO tay 4 don't know,
II every body was "a lucky AZ he thinks
be ossh; 10 be, said Uaele Eben. dsr
wonlda't be nobody LET to do de regular
wurk dat hiss to be tended TO-.
Old Hsrpan - Nc, young man, nv
daughter can never be yours. Young
spuukton Vel, that's all right; don't
wan, her to be my daughter. want her
to be my wife.
-Elhel-l don't see why II Is considered
aecessary for man TO be wicked to be In.
Now, Charles Isn't wicked, and
he's Interesting, kstheryn-H He's interest
pg as - curiosity, Ethel, not as a man.
Judse-whst were you doing In the
ienhouse, sambo' sambo - Weller
edge, nah misius wsh fcelia' polly, en-
leh doclsh declared che must have poached
ggi, ! wah 10 p0achin' few, isdge, &C.
ordin' 10 odahs.
Father, said the small boy, what 10 the
iierenee between statesman and a poll
icianf A statesman, my son. 10 the man
'ho gives advice gratis, and the politician
. the one who gets the situation.
--0ussle--Ycs, Harold had the heiress
Ut 10 bis automobile today. He Is anxious ,
D marry her. Reggy-But what does he
'ant with an heiressf He Is rich enough
. own an automobile. Gussie-Yes, but
Q Is pot rich enough to pay his fiaes.
do you feel that you did anything for
he good Of your coontr, asked the &c,
us citizen. don't know about that, al :
sercd the congressman. But feel that :
I've better record than some 10 not doing
~ dsmsge.
- Her tsnxiously Have you ever loved
.foref Him positively No, desr--have
~ Her (doubtfully)-N but you kris
&c and old hand Him (.csusingly)-
ow do you know
500 Agent came to deliver your book on
Iiog 10 Play the Piano" Lsdy-But | o
in't order any such book. Agen, (cor y
iog bis note boob Have you q next
10 ntlstb,r named Jonosy LsdI Yes 5(
Il Tor herr Agen. No; she ordered 1t
! sou. Il
Mr., Bligains talks great deal abe Ut A
nself, doesn't he's Yes, answered Miss
: enro. He Il evidently one Of the peo- "a
3 who believe that the most trifilng
lies may be made interesting IL properly p
Idled.
Mrs. Gadsbout-DId Hepsy Jones ever
! anything to you about me, MirAndy 7 az
.. stayabit-Not one word, Jane. II
psy Jones can't say sonetbi, good Of q rs
son she don't say anything. "a
do you like wagner's musicS asked the =
Ter. Nc, said the young woman at the
no. hate II. Why do you play It
'rs Because this instrument 10 dread "
iy Gu. Of ture, and II played any other O
d Of muslc you'd notice It. '
-E.hel-Msmmi. why Ia the wife Of 8
q called Lady" Mamma Because
Z Ia her title. EIhe' But can't people 4
that she's lsdv without being told
-Astchlsh,d Traveller twenty. 1--WE years
&c Why, this isn't Niagara Fails, Ia A
Dclseted Native - No, msau lest
CARA.
Voc are sllowcd to niris asked the VI
ing mac ~ho had oidered Holsters. Yes,
He'd he pretty waitress. But why Ia II Al
fifl With old fcsies who lock ~ II they Pc.
. going to bite tsnpenny rail 10 half ,.,o
The b5ss psyt ne extra TO dirt with =
q and keep them from complaining
81 be I sd.