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The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

The mission of "Early RiSers" is to
clear the way ard give Nature full
sway. These famous little pills rid
the stomach and bowels Of all putrid
matter, thus removing the causes of
headache, constipation, sallow tom-
plexion, etc. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers never grippe or sicken. A safe.
pleasant, perfect pill. Sold by all
druggists.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

"Billy" Verify has sold his
Wadena Tribune to Chas. Eastman
of the Pioneer Journal and will go
to Oklahoma and take charge of the
leading daily in that state. We do
not believe there is newspaper
man in the state but will be sorry
to lose Verify from our midst.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Governor Johnson has gone to
California on a two weeks vacation.
When he was country editor he
never took vacation and he worked
twice as hard as he does now. In
the language of Dooley "It's them
that gets vacations as don't need
'em."
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
Gard of Thanks

We wish to extend our sincere
gratitude to all neighbors and other
friends and the members of the
Masonic and A. o. U. w. orders for
the kindness and sympathy shown in
our great bereavement, and hearty
thanks for the many beautiful flowers.
Mrs. Harriet Thomason
Mrs. LYDIA Thomason
and children.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
Annual Meeting.

The annual meeting of the share
holders of the First National Bank of
Ssuk Centre will be held at it's bank
ing Office ON Tuesday the 9th day of
January 1906 at 10 O'Clock A. NJ. for
the purpose of electing directors and
to transact such other business as may
come before the meeting.
F. w. Sprague,
3O-4t Cashier.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
IN THE FIELD POLITICAL
CLEAN AND ABLE

A little boomlet has been started in
the interest of w. B. Douglas for
governor. The judge is good, clean.
able man who would bring credit to
the party. He was not mixed .up in
the late unrleasantness to any extent,
and would unite the party as we'll
perhaps, as anyone yet mentioned.
Breckenridge Telegram.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
ELECT OFFICERS
ST. PAUL COURT NO. 662.

ST. PAUL COURT NO. 662.
st Paul Court No. 662 elected officers
for the year of 1905 as follows:
|. Chief Ranger-J. B. Schoenhoff
Vice Chief Ranger-Adam Orth
P. Chief Ranger-Geo. A. Borgmann
Financial Sec'y-J. A. Schoenhoff
Recording Sec'y-S. Schwartzbauer
Treas.-T. J. Killeen
Trustees-Geo. Mann, Conrad Botz,
Mieke Frank
Spiritual Director-Rev. Anthony
Artz
Medlca. Examiner-Dr. A. Kirghis
Dep. Chief Ranger-F. E. Minnette
Officers appointed by Chief
Ranger elect
Senior Conductor-F. P. Minnette
Junior Conductor-Nick Orth
Inside Sentinel-J. B. Orth
Outside Sentinel-Chas. Kortan
Deputy Chief Ranger F. E. Minnette
will install the officers on Jan. 9th,
1906. Every brother is requested to
attend.
B. R. PALMER POST.
At the regular meeting of the B. R.
Palmer Post on Monday night the
following officers were elected:
Com.-Harry Parker
Sr, Vice-Chas. ROhall
Jr. Vice-GeO. LoOmer
0. of Days. Smith.
Chaplain-M. l.. Webb
Sr. Sur.-Dr. J. M. McMasters.
Q. M.-Wm. Pangburn
A. G.-Wm. McCadden
Adjt.-Wm. Williams
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
A PUEF FOR JAKE

The sentiment for J. F. Jacobson as
the republican candidate for governor
seems to continue to be very strong.
and we believe that he is the choice
of large percentage of the rank and
file of the republican party.-Thief
River Falls News. @ =
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
SOMETHING DOING

1t would be plain to all that Jacob
son for governor would mean some
thing. That might scare some inter-
ests. Then. also. some interests need
little soaring, and maybe something
more. There is a general impression
that Jacobson would do something
Little Falls Transcript.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
For Sale at a Bargain.

So tons of hay in stack on my farm
six miles west of town. Also COW,
two calves, pair bobsleighs, wagon
and other articles at my residence in
west part of town. Roy K. Pierce
14-2t-p
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Keep your eye on ''Blacksmith
Jim" of the first district. He now
occupies the third most important
position in the nation and is sure
to 60 higher.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

1t costs more to protect each
moose living in Minnesota than it
would to drain 100 acres of swamp
land. Which is of the most benefit
to the state?
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
THE TRANSCRIPTS TICKET

The Austin Transcript nominates
E. w. Randall for governor and G.. M.
Sprague for lieutenant governor, and
says the combination would sweep
the state and get fine majority over
the present governor.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
Uh CENTRE HERALD
A CARD.

We entirely undsreStimated the
popularity Of the Christmas edition
Of the Herald. We printed 900
extra copies but we did not have hall
enough to supply extra orders. Our
inability to fill orders is one OF those
unfortunate things we like to have
happen.
The Editor.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Our splendid civilization, is the
result of the labor of men who
work with their hands. Where
there are no hand workers barbarism
reigns.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
DODGfNG BOOUETS

G. M. Sprague of Sauk Centre, is
kept busy these days lodging boquets
thrown at him by the country press =
Duluth News-Tribune.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
LOST

A ladies gold watch with fob Dec.
Is. Finder please leave at Scherffius
jewelry store and receive reward. 1t-p
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
RECORD AGREES WITH PLATFORM

The best thing about Senator Lords
platform is the fact that it expressed
the deep-rooted convictions of a man
whose character, abb ity and record are
the earnest of his faith and purpose
the guaranty that what he believes to
be right he will do.-Luverne Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
A GOOD MAN

c. NJ. Sprague of Sauk Centre, is
receiving lively newspaper boom for
lieutenant governor these days. From
all accounts he is mighty good man.
Preston Republican.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21
PROBABLY CORRECT

If Frank Eddy comes as near being
nominated for governor next year as
he did last, it will be near enough.
The people of Minnesota do not want
him for governor now anv more than
they did then.-Dawsou Sentinel.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

1t is good thing that million
aires cannot take their money with
them after death. He'll would be
paved with molten gold if they
could.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

For SALE: The city property of the
late II. Barnett. Also furniture,
stoves, sewing machine, lawn mower,
and canned fruits. Inquire at the
residence.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

If the TIME men spend arguing
with their cotsciences was spent in
doing good what an improvement
there would be in the world.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Every dog thinks his own master
is prodigy.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

The most important Office in the
nation is the President, next comes
the Speaker of the House and then
comes the Chairman of the Com
mittee of Appropriations. Mime
sofa furnishes the third most
important official of the government
in the person of James A. Tawney
of the first district.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Christ revised the doctrine of
hate out Of the religion of the
ancients and he is not the only
revisiouist that has been crucitied.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

If it were not for the poor
citizens who rear the population,
who would the trusts depend on for
their profits?
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

When an Office really seeks the
man it always finds good one.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

The greatest CRATER is often the
greatest jollier.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

There is many millionaire who
would gladly change places with
the most poverty stricken preacher
when dying time comes.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

When you pay a debt of gratitude
two parties are benefited, when
you pay off grudge two parties
are injured.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

The best things of life are the
cheapest. 1t only costs two cents
a week to get the Sauk Centre
Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Candidates always love the people
more before than after election.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Those officials who think their
salary inadaqute, ought to resign
and run country newspaper for a
few years.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

Keep your eye ON 'Blacksmitf
Jim" of the first district. He now
occupies the third most important
position in the nation and is sure
to 60 higher.
1t costs more to protect each
moose living in Minnesota than il
would to drain 100 acres of swamp
land. Which is of the most benef,
to the state?
Our splendid civilization. is the
result of the labor of men who
work with their hands. Where
there are no hand-workers barbarism
reigns.
1t is a good thing that million
aires cannot take their money with
them after death. He'll would be
paved with molten gold if they
could.
Christ revised the doctrine of
hate out of the religion of the
ancients and he is not the only
revisiouist that has been crucifed.
If the TIME men spend arguing
with their cohsciences was spent in
doing good what an improvement
there would be in the world.
There is many a millionaire who
would gladly change places with
the most poverty stricken preacher
when dying time comes.
If it were not for the poor
citizens who rear the population,
who would the trusts depend on for
their profits?
When you pay debt of gratitude
two parties are benefited, when
you pay off grudge two parties
are injured.
The best things of life are the
cheapest. 1t only costs two cents
a week to get the Sauk Centre
H erald.
Those officials who think their
salary inadaqute, ought to resign
and run country newspaper for a
few years.
1t is of no use to declaim about
the evils of gambling to man who
has just won the cigars shaking
dice.
The men who do things are
of much more benefit to the world
than the men who only say things.
No speaker is ever eloquent
except when he is advocating
he believes himself.
The men who pay the taxes have
a right to select the men that
control expenditures.
No man who followed the
religion of his mother ever went
to the devil.
How the devil must chuckle to
hear Alvah Eastman discuss
theology.
Extravaganza in private affairs is
foolish, in public matters it is a
crime.
The candidate that is always
begging for support seldom merits
it.
Candidates always love the people
more before than after election.
When an Office really seeks the
man it always finds good one.
Every dog thinks his own maste,
is prodigy.
The greatest CRATER is often the
greatest jollier.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

A majority of our exchanges
came to us this week in the form of
Christmas editions. They were all
creditable exhibitions of the
printers art and we'll filled with
interesting matter and what the
editors no doubt priced more,
literally patronized by advertisers.
Most men worry more over the
fear that they will get what they
deserve than they do over the fact
that their merits are not appreciated.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

1t is of no use to declaim about
the evils of gambling to a man who
has just won the cigars shaking
dice.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

The men who do things are
of much more benefit to the world
than the men who only say things.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

No speaker is ever eloquent
except when he is advocating
doctrines he believes himself.
The Sauk Centre herald., 1905-12-21

The candidate that is always
begging for support seldom merits
it.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
Getting silly About Alice.
Spokane Chronicle.

Miss Alice Roosevelt may be, and
doubtless Is. a very popular young lady,
but that Is no reason why her coming
wedding should be made an official or
international AFFAIR. to be attended by
representatives of foreign countries
whose only interest in either herself
or her nance comes from the fact that
she 10 the daughter Of the president.
Homage to royalty is to be expected.
but It IL out Of place when shown to
the family Of president of a republic.
Miss Roosevelt may be most estima-
BILE young woman; but. In country
that can claim q million other young
women just as estimable. there's no
reason why people should act spectac-
ularly silly just because she's planning
to be married.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
NORTHWEST EXCHANGES
Let the People Have q Voice.

SOS wv COVVsV 00VO . VVsVOs
Grangeville Standard.
The people Of Idaho are enough in
terested In the question Of who 10
going to succeed Dubois In the senate
next year. that they would appreciate
the chance to say whom he shall be.
There II little doubt that Dubois will
force the issue in the democratic state
convention, and demand endorsement
a. the party's candidate before the leg
islature. There Is no one in the re-
publican party in position to dictate az
he Is, so the people have cnance to
exercise some real choice. The peo-
pie would like to have a little closer
supervision over the election of their
senators than they are able to do by
the circuitous methods Of Legislative
election. II the people want to say who
il to be their senator. and the repub'
lican party does not offer them thu
chance, It Is not living up to its time
hOnored record.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
American Apples in Germany

American Apples m Germany.
Consul Britain. of Kehl, reports that
the shortage in the apple crop in Ger
many last fall has resulted In a de-
mand for American green apples. He
writes:
Several carloads have been pur-
chased for the local markets here, and
I believe there Is good opening for
more extensive shipments. These APP
pies should be carefully selected and
packed, using such varieties and sizes
az will best stand transportation and
present a good appearance when Of
fered for sale. Much Of the fruit Of
fered for sale in Germany is packed
In boxes containing about 40 to 81
pounds each. with each apple wrapped
| In tissue or other thin paper. Wher
| packed this way the fruit commands
| higher price and arrives in a mucl
| better condition. / would suggest tina
parties correspond with Herr Leo Gus
some. neutrality-suspicious. 6, Strass
| burg. Germany. There does not appea
t. be much difficulty in getting tn
fruit into Germany. 1t can be sent t
either Antwerp. Rotterdam, Hambur
or Bremen"
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29

Baker City Is breaking into the news
columns Of eastern papers with startl-
ing prominence. Some one In that city
suggested the other day that the peo-
pie there start an endless chain for
raising 100000 as wedding present
for Miss Alice Roosevelt. The an
nouncement was telegraphed broadcast
by the Associated Press, and the presi-
dents private secretary directed
Roosevelt's attention to the same. Mr..
Roosevelt at once made objection to
the scheme. saying he appreciated the
airit of those who wanted to make the
gift. but he preferred the wedding OF
his daughter and Congressman Long
worth should be conducted as that in
any private home Mr.. Roosevelt again
showed his good common sense in re.
fusing the popular subscription gift
The newspapers throughout the Ian,
gave much prominence to the inciden,
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
JUST SOME STORIES.

The flrst slice OF goose had been cut
and the minister Of the Zion church
looked ct it with as keen anticipation
~ was displayed in the faces around
him.
ssDat's AZ fine goose as ever saw.
Erudder Williams" ne said to his host.
.Where did you get such fine one?"
"welI. now, Mistah Rawley." said the
carver OF the goose with sudden ac-
cess Of dignity, when you preach
special good sermon, neber axes you
where you got It. Seems to me OATS .
trivial matter. anyway"
It would indeed be q queer bishop
who could not tell good story on HIM
self. The late Bishop Dudley Of Ken
lucky was wont to relate with much
relish an Interesting experience which
he once had in connection with waffles
At a fine old Virginia homestead
where he was frequent guest waffles
were always remarkably good.
One morning. AZ breakfast drew neal
an end, the tidy little linen coated
black boy who served at table ap.
preached Bishop Dudley and asked in
low voice.:
Bishop, won't y have 'n'er waffle ?
| yes" said the genial bishop. Il be-
lieve I WILL"
| .Dey ain no mo- then said the nic'
little black boy.
WELL" exclaimed the surprised rev
erend gentleman. 'if there aren't an!
more wafYfes, what made you ask me
/ I wanted another one?"
Bishop" explained the little blacl
boy. "yous done ct ten Already, an
fought v wouldn't want no mo-"
This story is told about ex-Senato
4 ]. s. Clark OF Calias. Me-: One day
while awaiting his turn in a barbe
shop in Calais. he was talking with
friend. and was so deeply interested Il
the conversation that he allowed hi
. pipe to go out several times. Each tim
he would ask Melvin Noble. loca
/. practical joker, for a match.
About the time ne wanted the fit
e match Noble said: II don't begrudg
: YOU the matches. Jed, but l think
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
would be cheaper for you to put crate
in your pipe and burn COAL"

Like chestnuts and Kentucky whis-
key good stories are better when lit
tie aged" said E. X. Leonard. Of New
York, who was at the Seelbach lass
York, land I know of none which bet
ter illustrates the peculiarties of a true
blooded Irishman than this:
"A friend Of mine was the proprietor
of small stable which he kept in New
York state. One summer he hired an
Irishman who had just arrived from
the green tinted isle. After having him
about the place he set him to work
withdrawing fence.
Late in the afternoon he passed
Pat, working away as If all the furies
were closely pursuing him.
"'what's the matter. Pat? You seem
in hurry he said.
"'Sure and I am replied the Irish
man, as he exhibited bucket almost
empty. I've got to finish this job be-
fore me paint runs OUT"
| AS the story is absolutely true, one
l LlS4y JIG PCIIhASSCu w s~AA 49, 49, 49,
San Francisco Chronicle.
| "A certain very little girl had beer
taught to say her baby prayers each
evening, these including "Our Father
who are in heaven" snow I lay me,
and perhaps some others.
One day the tiny miss. being In
conversational mood, asked a question
Of an adult friend. and this was It:
(which one do you like best?"
II fink" the wee maiden answered
",at I like at one bout the wart II
heaven"
"About-what!" was the astonishet
exclamation.
Bout the wart in heaven"
(which one is that?"
"w'y, you know, course. It's the on
at gins Our favver who wart in hea
ven'"
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
s.op. Train to Collect Bill.

Editor Martin Ferguson OF the
Adams (Ore.) Advance and justice OF
the peace OF Adams stopped the Walla
walla- Pendleton train for few mo-
mcnts while he was collecting an over
due bill for printing and advertising
from the Kongo Coons. negro COM
pany. The editor was at the depot as
the train pulled in. expecting to meet
the manager, but ne remained In the
car; consequently Ferguson boarded
the train. The show people refused
payment, but when they found he was
prepared to have them arrested. paid
the bill.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29

port. shich shows IN economical and
satisfactory management Of the In
stitution under his charge. The main
tenance for the year cost $44,503 and
improvements $3.50. There will be no
deficit for the coming year.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
NOTICE TO susscR,sERs.

The publishers Of the Inter. State
News will deem L special favor II
subscribere will netify this office whom.
ever they fail 70 receive their copy 81
~ paper from the dsiivery boy. The
homogeneous Of the Inter. oAats News
petsnt delivery boys, and Il the papers
- any tinse are not delivered properly,
~ the lntsr. 0tats News know e
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
1905 \ PRoseERous YEAR.

But few days remain until we shall
have said farewell to the year 1906
and have extended welcome to the new
year 1906.
In bidding adieu to the old year we
may have reasons to be reluctant and
may wish that the old year might lin
ser with us, for we seem to be some
what acquainted.
IN broad and general sense the
year throughout has been good and
prosperous one. throughout the entire
country prosperity has dwelt. In every
line Of industry wonderful progress has
been made. Conditions Of all labor has
improved materially. The farmer has
been blest with bounteous crop and
good price: the merchant has ex-
perienced q profitable trade and the
manufacturer has been able to extend
successfully. his wares still further
into wider and larger markets.
In our immediate neighborhood we
can see that we have accomplished .
great deal that = TO our benefit. dur.
Ing the present year and may vel
afford to feel kindly to the old year.
For the city Of Lewiston the veal
1905 has been undoubtedly busy one
wonderful strides have been made II
m business lines. The city has wit
messed large and substantial growth
Hundreds Of new homes have beer
crested: many streets and publi
places beautiied: many handsome AMI
modern business blocks have beel
completed. with others under construc
ticn IN fact It can be truthful1y aai'
that Lewiston has shaken on it, swad
ding clothes and entered the list Q
the northwest's cities to claim II
rightful place In the progressive march
Indeed there are many reasons VIII
Ne might wish the days Of 1906 to con
\ tinue. but we cannot hold them. "
shall have to say good bye. but we wi
hold you In kind remembrance. and
We hope to travel with you. 1906, here
to you.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
Pride, Not Anger.
Stray Storie.

Stray Stories.
Miss Prism-Don't let you dog bite
me. little boy.
Little Boyle won't bite, ma'am.
Miss Prism-But he Is showing his
teeth.
Boy-Certainly he il, ma-am, and II
you had as good teeth as he has you'd
show 'em, too.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
What . Dry World It Would Be.
Boise Statesman.

Up in Butte burlesque company
was prevented from giving a perform
ance, a large number of Irishmen
threatening to mob it because it pre-
scented some Irish burlesque characters.
The next thing those Irishmen will be
demanding that all Irish bulls be sent
to the stockyards.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
INTERFERENCE THAT Is EFFEc-
TIVE.

According to Odell and Assemblyman
Merritt. candidate for speaker OF the
New York assembly, the president has
been interfering again with the politi-
cal machine Of New York state.
II am receiving letters from up the
state" says Merritt, "some OF which
ny that Charles the First's head was
cut on for less"
Charles the llrst was beheaded and
IL history IL correct number Of others
1t about the same time lost their heads.
Soma Of them for less cause than that
ofeered BY the candidate for speaker.
The president win no doubt take mo-
tice Of the asssmblynan's note Of
warning and watch out for his head,
keeping strict eye upon the folks
from up the state.
The president has been accused Of
intereference In politics In Missouri
Ohio. Pennsylvania. Connecticut Mas
sachusetts and Indian Territory. In
deed, we believe he has been charged
with meddling In matters political II
pretty near every state In the union
and II election returns count for any
thing his interference was most effec.
tive.
He has meddled in some other AFFAIR."
both state. national and internationa
that have benefited our own people
and the peoples Of other nations. ant
as long as he remains president, hi
Han
ably be felt for good.
Lewiston inter-state news. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1905-1906, 1905-12-29
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