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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-08-15
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On account Of It's frixhtfui hl8saas.
mess. Hood Poisoning 4 commonly
called the King Of All Diseases. II
MAY D. either hereditary or contract
- Unee the system Il tainted Nith n
the disease may manifest itself IN the
form ~ aeruftita, Eczema. Hhaums TIC
palas. S4iff or Swollen JatatH. Hsruu-
Tons ar Copper goiursd Enots On tha
Fana o. Body. little Uiesrs in the
mouth Of on the tongue. Sore Throat
Swollen Tnuaiia. Failing uat Of tbs
Hair ~ EyshFo~s. and fuaiiy = fsep.
~rtfesflks Decay Of the Ffesh ard
Bones n you have any or fhese Or
similar Hfmp1qua, get BROW = q
BLOOD CURE IMMEDIATELY. This
treatment l. practically the result o.
life WORK u contains no dangerous
drugs or injurious medicines = any
Ind BE- goes 70 the very bottom ef
fhe disease ard forces oul every par.
tieis a inpurity. 3ooa every aiFu
and symptom dtsaPpeaFs, completely
ard flfs4sF The blood, the tissues.
the flesh. the bones and the whole
EFafeu are eteauaed. purified and re-
Hfofsd 10 perfect hfaiths and The pa
tent PREPARED snsw for The duties and
pieaauree Of Itfe. BROWN s BLOOD
crHE. 10 a bottle. lasts . mouth
Il ade - BE BROWN. - Arch 81
FhilaHe frilfa For sale IN fsatfis only
- Quaker Drug Co. Wl3I0a first
Avenue
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-08-15
DOPE SHEET

Frances position relative "a the
Bennett cup race appears similar 10
that Of the awiuish youngstar who
said that he wanted 20 be fair and
wanted only half Of the bed but he
wanted hls hair In the middle and
was willing % lat his brother gather
his half "a best he might or sisep
On each side Of hlm-if he could
Franee wants only her fair share ~
representation in the race. lt Ia
claimed. bust she holds her fair
share" II Be a. least twice A. many
cars as ans other nation has
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-08-15

Touring and kindred matters are
what busY the American Automobile
association mostly. although il
racing affairs. which bring e. IS The
controlling body. most frequently
into public notice. cannot BE- neg
iected An active campaign for IN
dIfiaual maln hefshIps. on 4 basis -
s. a year dues and no initiation fee.
Is nuw in progress, all antomobiliata
and others interested. whether club
members or not. being eligible
since this policy was inaaeufated
the national organization has been
bounding forward. The office o.
Secretary A. q natrheldeF. at 81
West fstrty second street. New Nork.
Is at present being bealeEed With
requests for touring Information
Whleh are responded to gladly An
efficient touring department. which
VIII yield members special adyant-
ages In the way nf maps. has been
Instituted and plans are gotag for
Nard for the bestowal Of many
other benefits upon the Individual
mambera.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-08-15

FuH Herd o. oiraffts Herds Of Elephants
au
Tts qRAnogsr AND MOST COSTLY SHOW PROJECTED.
p Open
o Seat
10 Years, Half rice.
to
tickets
al
grounds
owing stupendoua of STREET PARADE
Will RI GIVEN ON THE SHOW GROUNDS hour before
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-08-15
NAPOLEON 1 2a2 9 fS;. 6 sss c;~s
STANDING or RUS Gums.

CLEARANCE SALE |!
odds and ends OF $3.50 % $1,000
Suits nov At .s... ..t+-s -. 90
Sea, them In our windows
LION CLOTHING HOUSE
lat Ave. 50. and Main st.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-10
- GRIEvISH,
OP7I0An
With White & MacNaught, jewelers..
Ewes Examined. Glasses Fitted
407 MlooIlet Avsaus, Minneapolis

AMERICANS HONOR PRINCE.
Stockholm, Feb. 10.-Minister Thoma1
and Mrs. Thomas gave dinner and ball
at the American legation yesterday even.
ing in honor Of Prince Carl. third son Cd
King Oscar, and his wife, Princess Inge.
borg.
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A'.,S1,1,.g Of Good Stories.
HAD TO KEEP IT MOVING.
= canaof ten low the truth may -:
say the tale - 'tNas SAID 70 me. -

THOMAS W. LAWSON was talking about sharp practice
Sharp practice is the rule he said 1but is the
willing to be deuded7 What is the matter with the public
anyway. Upon my word, have and women hug
and worthless stocks Washington White nused his
watch.
Washington White7 Oh he is Boston colored man.
Zone day friend met him on an underground train,
The friend sat down beside him. Washington rocking
himself to and fro in curious waysomethng like man
with the collie.
s;HoW d., Washington?' said the friend.
/" How do, Calhoun, said Washington, and he still
rocked to and fro ss@r
The friend regarded him curiousy.
- You hain't sick, Washington, be you?' he asked
"sNo indeed, Calhoun was the reply
"1Then why in the O. common sense nah FRIEND
am you rockn self to and fro this away all the timeY'
Washington White made pause his regular oscila-
tions he said:
Calhoun, you know Jerome McWade? Well he done
sold silver watch for free dollars and if stops
amovn like dishyere, de watch don It go no MOI"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-10
What the Market Affords.

G ALMON, IS to 20 cents pound.
- Whitefsh, 1921 cents pound.
Crappies, 10 cents pound.
Pickerel cents pound.
Fresh herring 5 cents pound.
Fish Is served often family table here as
IN the east in other countries, as often as
should be- substantial fish dish may we'll replace meat oc
casionay for dinner and where is wanted
fish is desirable The Sunday usually more
acceptable addition. 49,. 1885," -.-.. *'-
There s better way Of cooking salmon than to boil
II. Have the fish cut in two-inch steak wrap in CLOTH
put in kettle Of boiling water and simmer twenty minutes
Serve with lobster shrimp These sauces are
made by taking the recipe for drawn butter which is familiar
% cook add to it cupfu Of boiled lobster or shrimp
chopped fine, and cook for five minutes
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without any security whatever the hope that you will make
good all this risk have want you to sign this
paper pay So week for the next ten weeks Will you
do it?''
"Do t?'' said the youth. "I'l do it gladly Why,
mister, you have saved my good for You have
saved my job I'll pay the twenty and make you pres
ent besides.''
1sThey all talk like that said the other cynically.
tLater they talk different Pay the money, and I'll
be satisfied
Thus conversng together the two departed The house
sergeant of the police station said:
.sThe old fellow professional nepayer-a good and
: necessary business.
Nearly every drunk and disordery is penness at the
magistrates hearings in the morning yet really all these
men have The fnepayer appearing in the
nick of tme them from Of two evils the morti
cation Of sending to borrow from their friends the
HORROR Of serving short prison term The nepayer has
earned the gratitude Of many dissipated millionaire
believe he Makes in the hard drinking winter months about
twice much do. - <
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NTH the Long Boo.
Nv. u.turs.. wallis shoot foLy ~ II Mss..'
:" Eye nsfurs's wallis, shoot fol

n HERE are few if any mules in the eastern war The
Japanese remembered how the mule nearly lost. the
British the South African by stumbling his toe on the
English forces. 1890 . sss5s
In less than ten weeks the boys will be bathing in
the public water supply.
Speaking Of ncknames, little boy living street
is known as The Joyful Noise
5YM4 81 ssa
How would you like lay few submarine mines around
the who refuses to shovel off his sidewalk
-
Out on his Hennepn poultry farm, R. F. Jones
has fowl that makes like carpenter pulling rusty
nails out Of walnut plank.
ExCongressan Eddy in his newspaper tells how he
about the greenest elected to congress. 1.
"There those he adds, 'swho assert lost
this distinction and always remained the greenes and most
inexperienced congressman long was member.
gazed with reverentia at my fellow members and my
mind filled with wonder to how got there After
time this feeling away and suppanted by Of
to how the other fellows managed to get
/ there
These feelings often shared by the entire country
One town in the northwest in which Will Hubbard Ker-
worked, has been discovered Mr. Young of the Car
Elevator company who stationed at Northwood N. D.,
in 1885, recalls that Herman arrived at that place Sep
TENDER of that year and work the Northwood
Headlight, then in breezy by named
Edwards The boys turned out pretty hot sheet hand
press SnOp, insured, burned
December The editors hung the until they
drunk the insurance money and then fitted Edwards
said to have to the Pacific coast where he afterwards
reformed and became something of revivalst Next
-
Two Young Ones at Window in Cottonwood county,
who went to set their marriage license got the office
OF the judge Of probate and Informed him they wanted
get married He sent them the clerk Of they
returned with the license The judge married them quicker
than cat drew his So and gave them certificate The next
day the young people back at the clerks
license The clerk told them they had the license The young
nah produced the marriage certificate and asked if that was
it. The clerk told them to keep and get it framed
showed they married They denied they married.
but said elaborate plans had been made for the wedding
and when all ready the preacher asked for the license
and handed the marriage certificate The wedding had
to be postponed, the preacher suspicious They
thought the marriage at the judge Of probate office was but
piece Of official red tape.
When it all out they breathed hard but finally Sc
cured certified copy Of the license and preacher then
made the necessary racket them the presence Of
flowers and the fearful families just like real marriage
It is figured that if this does hold nothing will
s#..-.. ..t.-.... Fl. "A. j. R.
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IN THE BUREAU OF SEWERS.

yIIILIIAM H. NIICHALES, superintendent the bureau
w Of sewers Of New York, said the other day:
1--WE hear strange things in this office sometimes Some
Of the stories inspectors bring hardly credible
For instance, i'll the matter Of ignorance Of the most
elementary kind of sanitation:
An Inspector went day to inspect old house in
the country There good deal Of smell about the
place. The inspector walked about shifting.
Dear me, he said, what unpleasant odor. Can it
be the drains q
The Of the house shook his head positively.
" 1T can't be the drains, be said because there ain 4
none. 3
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-10
PATTI AND VICTOR HUGO,

DINED Floors Castle one night during the Christ
holidays" said an American complacenty
Foors Castle know the Duke of Roxburghes place.
"We talked during dinner about Patti Patti had made
in December great hit in Petersburg We contrased that
Petersburg hit with the flat failure Of the American tour Of
the aged diva
''Then we talked of Patti in her glory of Patti as
young woman when the world adored her.
IAN aged marquis said that Paris he had heard Patti
sing IN her youth private house. Victor Hugo the
idol Of Paris at that time. When Hugo talked was
custom to hold the hand and say III pare' Che alks)
thus getting instant silence But when Patti came to Paris
Victor Hugo had to take back seat
He had front seat in the house where Patti sang on
the evening speak Of and in the breahess silence
of PATHS cearest roulades he made some remark to his
neighbor in hoarse whisper. 800
= Hush, said the hostess tHush Patti is singing
And Victor Hugo is speaking returned the poet.
And he got up, all red and trembling with rage rushed
out Of the house,"
BEGGAR AND BUSINESS MAN
Ohm LA FARCE, the painter, talked in New York at
- the Arts club Of the wit of beggars.
''Beggars need to be witty, he said. sThey live by
their Wits you know solid and respectable business
hurrying along Broadway the other night when beg
gar accOsted him.
TThe night cold and raw. strong wet wind was
blowing from the The beggar shiverng He had
overcoat and gloves His hands wrists stuck
out Of his tight short coatsleeves red stiff and coldookng
'ttCan you give little help, sir?' he said.
'sThe business took dime from his pocket.
Look here he said, IF give you this dime, you won
get drunk on it, will you9'
''Oh no, sir said the beggar. Il shall go at once and
dine at the St. Regis ,"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-10
TWO DIE IN FLAMES
Old and Helpless Couple Perish Near
Unity, Wis.

Unity, Wis, Feb. 10.-The residence
of Carl Hoffman, two miles from this
city, was destroyed by fire today. Mr..
and Mrs. Hoffman were cremated, their
charred remains being found in the
ruins. Mrs. Hoffman was blind and an
invalid, and Mr.. Hoffman was old and
feeble and not able to save himself.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-10
!. Cw,y0s and Oddities.
THE STAGE VILLAIN GETS A LETTER,
MS psssiss stranss!''

etHE matinee gets Of notes from dong Young
j girls said stage villain IT and then get
murderous note from feeble minded individual who
Identifies my personality with my parts. /
Playing in stock company, naturally to seem
houses regular attendants pretty bad customer
for as the advances a murderer now a
forger pirate, miser safe-robber, now
ody-snatcher, rake, and on
In last weeks play murdered old woman, abducted
girl forged will and set house fire. consequence
got two notes Of admonition Here one III read it to
you.''
The stage villain took out his pockebook and read
Be on your gard For a long time have bore your
bass actions with patience and has Others your
dirty sneak and coord will You never seece to tor
nent the young lady if not vowe and dicar will f
waite for you mite outside the show and brake your
head.
HOW TO CHOOSE A PUP.
r HE litter Of little dogs Struggled up to their mother in
l great clean basket of straw
II don't know which to choose, = said the young girl
tDon't choose said the fancer Let the mother do
your choosing for you.''
She laughed
ssYou are joking = she said
tsNot at all, said he ssWatch.,
And he pointed to another basket the mother
transfer herself and her thher She understand
ing perfectly took up Of the puppies in her mouth and
started off. @3st- .sss
sThere, said the There is the dog YOU want
There is the pick Of the litter.
1T always the case that the mothers choice Tho mn
which the mother takes up first when she is moving her
family the best Of the lot It is the handsomest the
strongest, and the most intelligent always
CoRKs AND SCREWS
WISH the corkscrew would disappear off the face
of the earth Ny business would then increase ire
mendously.''
The speaker was dealer in secondhand corks AS he
spoke, he drilled with sharp instrument the utated In
sides out OF lot Of corks that had been corkscrewed
These rings that have left = he said tare only good
for beer bottles Corkscrewed corks
are called IN the fetch very little They
have to be cored see and the rings that are left
amount to much.
Unscrewed, unmuated corks, with little pairing, come
out the again. Hence they bring good price,
Those that fetch the best price are the cors of fine quality
chat eome from fine wine bottles
fashionable cafes youwl often notice that the
walters extract the corks without mutlang them The
corks the walters perqusite The men make money
by selling these unmutiated corks us secondhand deal
" eEz SIS
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POLISH WOMAN WAS ia.
Beaver Dam, Wis, Feb. 10.-Mrs. Marg
Borwhk Of the town Of Westford, neat
Beaver Dam, is dead at the age Of ia
She was born in Poland.
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4 Professional Fine Payer:

DUNG man, you were drunk" said the
magistrate, "and this policeman de-
clares that you were Impairment to
him. Ten dollars or ten days"
The young mans CHASTITY face became
more CHASTITY in the gray light Of the
winter morning.
"Judge, your honor" he said, :can
you trust me for this fne9' 3.2s-e.-
Certainly not s. ss 5fs.,
? "But listen, judge. I spent all my
money last night, and there's no one I
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He stands reason if asked him for loan for such
purpose as this, would fire Your -judge-Id
lose my job.'' -,
Ten days. if you have money! said the magistrate
indifferenty. "Ca the next case''
Ten days away from work! His Imprisonment reported
in the newspapers His job lost and his reputation lost all
thru bottle of Scotch whisky With groan Of despair the
young turned to enter the black Maria that waited at
the door.
''Ill pay that there young feer's fne."
Who spoke those noble words? thin old man with red
eyes, He handed the magistrate ten-doar bill Then he
took into quiet the overjoyed youth he had saved
'FHow thank the youth began, but the old
man interrupted him impatiently. sE.a :sG
"Ths amt matter Of thanks; he said. It's matter
Of dollars and cents have paid your ne putin, $40
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What Women Want to K1z0y.
FOR TOMORROW.
70 CLEAN OSTRICH FEATHERS.-C YOU

EHOOSING Wallpapers colors in wallpapers
best for north and south rooms? Can you give any
general hints that will aid in selecting papers p
Mrs. P. *~
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03
sundIny's Results.
Paducah 4. Hopkinsvillc q.
vincennes 3. Cairo 2.
Henderson /. Princeton ?.

Chief Lloyd and his band of red
skin warriors celebrated the return
to the reservation yesterday by a
shutout in an exciting scalp taking
contest with the Lunatics. The game
was witnessed by over one thousand
fans. and was snappy from start to
finish.
"Rube" Perdue. the star boyman.
next to Bomar, forthe Lunatic aggre-
cation, opposed Piatt and pitched
a gold game, but was unfortunate in
having the Indians bunch hits
The Indians scored in the third
asd fifth innings. making one in
the third and three in the fifth in
ming III the third inning Land
knocked a liner to Sullenger who
muffed it. Land making first base.
Piatt struck out and McClain sacri-
feed Land to third base and Gill
gan's timely single TO left center
scored the run. Bohannon flew out to
Barlow and the inning ended.
In the fifth inning by an error
and a punching of bingles, the In
dams Fan three more men across the
rubber. Land went out from Hender-
son to Meyers and Piatt drew a sim
gle TO right field McClain singled
and also did Glligan. two runs be-
ing scored. Bohannon went out from
McAndrews TO Meyers and Gilligan
scored on the throw. Taylor drew a
walk and Perry singled. Potts hit a
grass cutter TO Henderson and was
retired. at first.
Nothing more was done in the
run getting business after the fifth
inning and the only time it looked
like the Lunatcs had run 5agged
was in the sixth inning when three
singled and filled the bases. Perdue
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

had gone out aud Harlow and Me
Andrews and Morris had all sin
gled. With one man out and three
sacks filled it looked like a cinch
that the Lunatics would make at
least one run. Meyers selected a
heavy stick and went after two. He
met the third ON the nose but Perry
scooped 1t mp, helded to Potts nd
Potts helded to Gilligan, completing
a fast double play and shutting on
The run.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03
The Infants win.

Princeton, July -3.-The Infants
waded knee deep into the Hens
yesterday and took the second game
of the series from them In a hard
fought scrap, Witnessed by a large
crowd II was a pitchers battle aud
neither man had the advantage
Morgan, for the Hens. allowed but
Ave and pitched an elegant game,
though he was less fortunate than
his opposing artist in keeping the
safe ones scattered. Rossen was the
man on the firing line for the local
bunch and the Ave hits secured of
him were kept well scattered with
the exception of one instance when
they netted the visitors Que run.
Srorpl
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

Charles Dearmond, late Of Gin
cinnati Nationals, but now third
baseman wants to come To paducah.
He is a friend of Chief Lloyds and a
fast ball player Thrc Is talk of max
ing a change IL he rs secured, and
putting one iniielder in the ont
field, making a regular inheld and
regular outiield all the time.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03
Amateur Games.

There were few amateur games
Of ball Sunday between junior teams
but the city league did not do much
The only game played yesterday by
city league teams was played by the
Famous and Central teams and re
suited in a victory for the Famous
by a score OF TO I. the contest last
ing through ten innings
Batteries for the teams were
Douglas and Brahic for the Famous,
Block and Smith for the Centrals.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

vincennes. Jnly Gus Bonno
proved too greai puzzle for the
Mud WALLPAPERS C s1ve yesterday
afternoon and won his game by the
close score of to 3 A large crowd
was present to witness Bonnos first
effort with the local team aud all
are more than satisfied with his
work.
Up till the ninth inning the Mud
WALLPAPERS had secured but one hit
off Bonno Marie started the score
making ball rolling in that inning
by getting a single. Captain Roland
drew a base on balls and Hippert fol-
lowed with big two Dagger scoring
both men. The next three men were
outs and the side was retired with
the game lost to them by the mar
row margin of one run.
The features of the game were
two Dagger each by Lemon and Bon
no and the brilliant accepted chances
by Marie. Hippert and Roland.
Bonno pitched an elegant game,
allowing but three hits In the nine
innings. he had all sorts of speed
and control and had the visitors
guessing from start to end of the
game. Bittroff also pitched great
ball, but the Kolbites had their bat
ting clothes ON and found him for
seven opportune hits. Score:
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

Lloyd had rs chances in three
straight games ON first base without
an error. The only error he made at
all on the trip was in right Held
when he struck tho fence trying 20
catch a long fly and lei II drop. This
should have been a hit under the
circumstances.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

Cairo has wired transportation to
the following players. who all come
from Ohio and Pennsylvania with
the exception of Street: Outflelders
Dan Riley. Aaron Kerr. Joe Drake.
Burke, Quinn and Miller; lsielders
Tom Reynolds; left han:ed pitchers.
viii kommer and Walter Ellston !;
catchers Charles Street and Doggie
Ortlieb. St Louis has claimed
Street. but an effort will be made 70
have them waive claim ON him 90
Cairo
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

Eddie Brahic and Dutch Dicke
battery for the Cherokee Indians,
have not signed yet but II Is prob
able they win go with the Famous
team or the l.. A. LIS
Brahic is thinking of going to
Hickman, where he has an offer TO
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

Eddie Taylor and Bobbic Barlow
OF Ironton. o.. have been playmales
for years and last winter gave spar
ring exhibitions in lronton. The
next time Hopkinsville comes TO Pa
ducah they will probably pull of a
benefit match at the Wallace park
Casino.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03
American Association

AZ Louisville Louisville 4. Co
lumbus B.
Al Minneapolis Minneapolis z,
Kansas city 3.
Al ST. Paul Milwaukee 6. ST.
Paul 1; Milwaukee 8, st. Paul /.
Al Toledo-Toledo 8. Indianapolis
"a
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

Catcher Harvey, who was reloas-
ed by Cairo. has been taken back,
and thus added to the Tadpoles'
troubles. After his release Hender-
son signed him and he wore n Hen
derson uniform two days and then
being offered his old place with Cal
no, went back. Henderson has tele-
graphed tn Secretary Farrell. Of the
National committee. sss5,s that Cal
no be not allowed TO play Harvey.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-03

LLOYD had chills tho last few days
of the trip and was forced to 80 to
bed yesterday. Tie, was out today.
however.