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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
oAKylLLE HAPPENINGS

The dance given at Judd's hall last evening by the village baseball team attracted pretty good crowd and was a success. Cams orchestra furnished the music.
 Irving Nelson recently caught a sucker which weighed four pounds.
 A telephone has been installed in George Stanley's residence on Knob Hill.
 Irving Andrews of Riverside street is confined to his home by illness.
 H. D. Smith is caring for Edson Peck who is i'll.
 John Egan. the carpenter, has com pleted large poultry yard for \. A. Adt.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Lengthy Boy.

Near Parsons, Tenn, there lives a most remarkable young man, a veritable giant for his age. His name is-AFnold, and he is not yet IS years of age. He stands seven feet even in his stocking feet and wears a No 13 shoe. In the com munity in which the young curiosity re- sides he is called Big Six" The boy is rather sensitive in regard to his gigantic size, and is rarely ever seen on the streets of the village. His parents are both average sized people.-Nashville Banner.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Unwilling to Risk It.

He-May I call on you this evening? There is something that I have long wanted to say to you.
 She-Yes. but here's a doorway in which we can stand without being seen. So many things might happen before night, you know.-chicago Record Herald
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Needed Changing.

''You say you don't like my drama? Why?"
 Well, you have the hero kidnaped In the second act and the william killed in the fourth"
 "Well?"
 Well. kidnap the hero and kill the william in the first act, and then let me see it."-Houston Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
uncl. Sam want. That Cent Y

J. W. Gilstrap and w. J. Clutch of Woodstock have been notified by the government of the United States that ex-Postmaster Haffenden of Woodstock is short in his accounts to the amount of one cent, and that either Mir Haffen- den or his bondsmen will have to make up the amount and send it to the post office department at Washington at once.-Portland Oregonian.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Wrapping Paper.

The German daily General Anzeigef publishes an editorial announcement tha; ia future two of it's daily editions will be printed in ink uhich vfll not in- ure any meat or butter which house wives may wrap in the paper.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Unfortunate Slang.

Hello, old man! Is there a dollar in your jeans that isn't working?"
 "I do not know. My jeans are up at the farm, where slowed them away last summer"
 And the tone of the reply so discour- aged the would-be borrower that he made no attempt to put his inquiry into more regular Chicago Sun.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Weighted Down with Coin.

An English laborer arrested on . charge of theft which proved to be false vas found. on being searched al the po- lice station. to have gold. silver and bronze coins ia various parts of his st- tire 10 the amount of ss70. The weight Of them was l6 pounds.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Told Out of School.

Stranger Stopping to admire the house)-That's a pretty little tower on the top of tbis building. What do you use it for?
 Johnny-I heari papa say there was . 'cumbrance on the house. guess that's where he keeps it - Chicago Tribune.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Tn. Cars childre,

Some of the czar's children are fully aypreclative of their exalted rank The small Grand Duchess Olga often speaks sharply to bystanser who has failed to accord her the attention due an en- v<rurIs daughter.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
A Literary Phrase.

', let me introduce you to o.t that debu. IL, tante,"s : said the T hostess. She is } poem."
 Yes" answered the eligible man. T feel that she is one of the poems ought to know."-Washingto Star.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
At Last.

Magazine Editor-This is not poetry, sir-this is the veriest trash.
 The poor poet grew pale and trem- bled. He knew he was about to make . sale at last, and the shock quite un- uerved him-Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
David Stein,
 CORRECT TAILORING 298 NORTH MAIN ST. Telephone.
Maybe You
 Don't Need a
 Set of Teeth

You may think you do and so may your den- tist. but you may both be vrong-your local dentist may commit tue i-reparable blsnder Of extracting your teeth. when II he mad Dr. Kings up-to-date science of saving them he might have avoided a deplorsble error. placed without the usual set or partial set Of teeth which in nearly every case shows an artihciality that Is objectionable.
 pr. Kings latest patent GoldorIdge method of replacing teeth is absolutely perfect IL IS impossible 10 detect the teeth on the Gol6- bridge from your own
 Don't let anv dentist extract your teeth See pr King frst-he can save and improve them for you. pr. King has performed won ders ia this line IL Is not expensive,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Tangible Worth.

My dear, hope you are getting a man of real worth," said the old-fash- toned aunt.
 Why. you can just bet your life am. auntie," was the modern maiden's reply. Harold is worth a million if he's worth the price of a pack of cig- rettes."-Pittsburg Post.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
As a Safepuard.

Bateman-I helped my wife put down . carpet yesterday.
 Ross-What part of the job did you do?
 Bateman-Oh, did all the manual la- that didn't put my thoughts into words. Cincinnati Enquirer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
No Place for Work.

Constituent-Now, Mr. Wunnout, wish you'd do your best to get my boy a good government job.
 Congressman-Well, what can your son do?
 What can he do? Great Scott. man! If he could do anything I wouldn't be botbering you!"-Cleye- land Plain Dealer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Unmentionable.

Let me see," said she, what is 1t you call these men who run automo- biles?"
 Pardon me-" remarked the gallant man, "Pm too much of gentleman to tell you what call them. ."-Phila- delphia Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Same Meaning.

The commandment dida't say ~Tho1 snzIt not Iie.- fl said Thou shalt no< bear false witness against thy neigh bor.- That's . mighty different thing Iron 5ux piaia I5inG-N- IT, TInm
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Was Hungry,

Look at that fellow with a hungry look in front of the crockerv store" Don't you recognize him?"
 NO. Who is he?"
 why. he's the glass eater from the museum. ."-Clevelan Plain Dealer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Unnatural.

-cnolIy doesn't set like hfnsen- ~So.-
 No: he acts ss fl he had someshini 0 his rs-S --Hous,on Post
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
sricYc, BiSSct X Holland.
 3S and 40 BANK STREET. TELEPHONE 58a R1cfNTs FOR STANDARD PATTERNS
 Saturday Night Specials ION SALE AT 6 O'CLOCK TONIGHT.

WOMEN'S CAMBRIC OR MAIN
 SOOK GOWNS. Trimmed with lace or embroidery, regular price 9Sc. tonight 79c each WOMEN'S TOP COLLARS. Lace or embroidered, regular price 25c, tonight TIC
 WOMEN'S WRAPPERS. Navy grounds in neat stripes and figures, regular price 79c, to- night 59c CHILDREN'S BLACK TAFFETA
 SILK COATS. Regular price s3.9s and S4.9S. to- night S2.9S each BURMAH PONGEE SILK. \ wonderful imitation of S1.25 silk, special tonight 59c yd
 FANCY MOHAIRS. All our half dollar line. every one new this season, special tonight
 Bic yd FANCY SATIN LIBERTY FOU- LARDS IN SHORT LENGTHS. They represent the seasons best styles and are just the things for girls dresses, 59c quality, to- night 35c yd EICHLEN SPOT yOILES. A stylish spring Wash Goods in woven colors, light and dark. regular 25c goods. tonight 121ac yd WHITE DOTTED SWISS. Three size dots, regular price 19c a yard, tonight 125c yd
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
GrieVe, BiSSet G Holland
STEIN METHOD TAILORING.

We know that there is method in, your work. Many points we do not know. To learn would need explain ing. Why not do the same with us allow us to introduce points about STEMS METHOD OF TAILORING? While no different from what tailoring is supposed to be, there is vast diff ference and superiority over many so styled tailors-a few things they can not equal and makes Stein's Method of Tailoring of importance to you.
 All grades of materials, in the piece,
 Finished garment being properly gut and correctly fitted.
 All done by skilled hands.
 For short time We are making Suits from special suitings for TWEN- TY DOLLARS.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06

NUNS WHITE NEGLIGEE SHIRTS. A perfectly made Shirt in excellent styles of white cheviot and Madras, regular 75c quality, to- night 47c each MnNs ALL LINEN HANDKER-
 CHIEFS ! Full size, A and k-inch hens, regu- lar price 121sc, tonight Sc each z PRESIDENT" sUsPENDERS. Regular price 5Oc pair, tonight
 25c pair WOMEN'S LEATHER AND SILK
 BELTS. Have been 25c each, tonight SC each PRoPHYLACTIC TOOTH BRUSHES Regular price 25c, tonight 19c each
 PERFUME. Carnation. Liberty, Rose and Crab Apple Blossom odors, regular price 25c an ounce, tonight 19c OF MISSES PLAIN BLACK COTTON
 HOSE Regular price 121ac, tonight 9c pair WOMEN'S WHITE RIBBED VESTS. Low neck, sleeveless, regular price 1Oc. tonight 7c each WOMEN'S. 2-CLASP BLACK KID
 CLOVES. 
 Regular price 75c, tonight 49c pair
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Svnmthetic

Jack-You shouldn't take her reiec ton 90 to heart
 Cholly-weIi. can't help feeling sorry for her-Brooklyn Life
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
Splendid Showing
 OF '@'a Millinery
A. large and select collection of trimmed hats for street and evening wear.

The assortment of spring headgear which we are now showing is a tre- mendously long step ahead of past sea sons. Up to date smartness and cer- tain originality is stamped on every hat in our store. They have certain individuality which you will not find elsewhere, and, moreover, no two hats trimmed alike.
 We are showing countless effects in the new polo, short-backed, rose and Charlotte Corday Hats.
 A handsome line of novelty ready to wear hats. You miss treat if you don't see them.
 We also carry an exceptional fine stock of straw braids in all patterns.
 Prices quoted on our millinery are very modest compared with that oth- CTS ask.
 For this week we offer: s Trimmed Hats at .......... S2.9s 8 ready to wear Hats at ...... Si.9s S5c Children's Sailors at ........ 39c S9c Childrens Silk Bonnets ...... 19c
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06

Life in the Suburbs. Little Son-Mamma, there's a tramp coming in the gate. Mrs. Suburb-Mercy me, You go up- stairs and stamp around. so he'll think f's your father. and I'll put some tobacco on the stoye.-N I. Weekly.
 True. T called on my fanoee this afternoon and found her out"
 Well. that is better than waiting un. til after you are married to find her out Houston Post
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-05-06
FOR SALE.

A very desirable place. house con tsins eight rooms. with running water from a fine spring five acres of good land. Also six large building lots on watertown Heights. with stone ready for two cellars Address
 A. E. INES0N, 0akvi!Ie.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
Woodbridge

May II, 1t will be within the nov er Of
any N of citizens TO hear a very
fine concert, given by the Dominant
Suclaty, IL they will buy a ticket, which
VIII be for sale, for fifty cents, and come
to the Methodist church. Miss Josephine
Emerson, who has already played twice
In Woodbridge to very enthusiastic
audiences will again be present Mt this
concert and an excellent flutist has also
been obtained. Now, Remember! And
bear In mind this mpslcal treat on May
H.. Tickets may be obtained from
Everett Ensign, r, l.. Perry, Miss Ger
trude V. MCGOWAN. e.-.Etct-
Rev. and Mrs. Scott B. Rathbau and
family will return TO the rectorv May |.
Frank Valentine had his auto smashed
In Newark last week by n News,
wagon, running into him.
Woodbridge citizens ale warned to be
on the lookout again. for chicken thieves
are around. Avenel, Iselln and Colonia,
have lately been the scene of several
thefts.
Miss Anna Carpenter, who has been
visiting in town, has returned TO New
York. ~
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Pearson, and
Mrs. Frank Ma2zui were IN town on Sun.
day.
Mrs. Jackson's brother. Mr.. Anderson,
has been very ill.
Don't forget thst the Congregations
lists will have no prayer meeting We'd
nesday evening. Tut will have a special
service on Friday evening. which all are
urged to attend.
Anna Amelia Chrlstlana Erickson,
aged eight months was chrlstened on
Sunday last, by Rev. W. Fl. jackson.
The ladies met With Mrs. S. b. Hius,
dale Tuesday afternoon.
The services In the Presbyterian church
have not been well attended this week.
BABY Stewart, - has the measles.
Dale Filter had his tonsIls taken out
this week.
DR.. Florence L. Voorhees, was success
fully operated Oh for appendicitis on
Monday. a the Hanaman Hospital, New
York.
Miss Laura Williamson Is entertaining
a friend from ont OF town.
Mary Harvey's baby Ia sick with
measles.
Mrs. John Gage is beginning to recover
from nervous prostration.
Miss Laura Voorhees, celebrated her
second birthday Tuesday afternoon with
an informal tea.
Rev. and Mrs. Ernest Brown, of Carte.
ret. are TO be congratulated on the birth
of a son.
DR.. Barron, OF New York, attended
the meeting OF the trustees of the Barron
library, OF this town. last week. Ii was
at this meeting that hereafter
the library will only be open on Monday,
Wednesday aud Saturday afternoons from
3 until ) and OIL Saturday evenings from
to Q.
Mrs. Forbes is recovering from her re-
cent illness.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
, Preferred the Daughter.

"HorteDsia," cautioned the mother
"ff. that young Mt. Lovum were to cal
on me as be does on you, and were to ask
me to kiss him as he does you, l should
show him the door instantly"
YES. mamma" replied the dutiful
daughter.
After the young mans next call the
mother asked Hortensia:
.Didyou follow my advice with regard
to Mr.. Lovum?"
Yes. mamma. l told him you said
II he asked you TO kiss him you would
show him the door,"
-"Ah! And what did he say to that?"
He said he wouldn't ask you to-"
-Tt-Bits.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
carteret

. The Christian Endeavor prayer meeting
Of the First Presbyterian church will be
led by Rev. e. K. Brown tonight. Mr..
Brown will conduct a special meeting on
Good Friday evening in the Sunday
school room.
A prayer meeting Will be held at :
O'Clock on Sunday morning In the Pres.
byterian church.
Rev. Il. R. Brown gave a lecture In the
Presbyterian church Friday night. en-
titled Washington and Mt. Vernon
He also told of bis experience while Their,
on his honeymoon. 1t was very muct
enjoyed by. those present.
Easter exercises. principally by thu
children, VIII be held at the First Pres
byterrfau church Sunday night. A
cordial welcome is extended to all.
Mr.. r. T. Beam and family of Port
Reading will move to Sewaren this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Myers have moved from
Emerson street.
Jack Davis. OF Chrome, has accepted
a position at the Wheeler Conden ser and
Egineerlng Works.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
SOUTH AM BOY
NEWS ITEMS.

John Scullv, of Augusta srteet. has
purchased q large lot OF plants to beau.
tify HE garden.
Today, Holy Thursday, viii be celehra.
ted as usual In st. Mary's church and a
great many lilies have been purchased by
t he members for their children to carry
and place on the altar.
One of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry DIlls little
boys Is very III with scarlet fever at
their home In Main street. The house has
been q~uarantined.
The new porch being built IN f. ".
Bostwick's residence In Main street. Is
receiving a great deal OF admiration. 1t
ls said to be something extra and a great
improvement TO the house.
One OF the p. Il. r. engineers declares
1t was impossible for him to get any
sleep last week, it being his week to be
on the foad nights and sleep days for
all of his %neighbors were cleaning house
and they kept him awake. He said he
was just about as angry az they make
EN-, but that didn't cut an Ice, house
cleaning went on all the same.
j.. B.. Jones. foreman in the p. II. r
machine shop has resumed his position
after several days illness.
John Gaul and sons OF Bordentou, were
calling on friends In the borough We'd
nesday.
Mrs. James Allen has returned to her
home In Elizabeth, after spending Tues
day and Wednesday with her sister, Mrs.
Joseph Compton, of David street.
Miss Media Slower, teacher In school
No. |. of this borough and Miss Ruby
Slower, teacher in Rutherford, will not
teach school for several days on account
of having attended the funeral OF their
nephew Lester Slower, ut Sayreville.
Mr.. and Mrs Jte A. Sexton, left town
for the west by the l. 81 train Wednesday.
A crowd Of friends gathered at their
home to bid them good bye and wish
them al enjoyable trip.
Arthur AIervIne Is spending the Faster
holidays with his parents 10 Second
street.
Owing to the rush OF business at the
AcmeU Underwear factory the forelady and
two assistants were busy Wednesday
evening finishing off work.
G. r. Rose entertained Malcolm Blu
chanan, of Trenton, at his home on the
Heights Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Gertrude Petty enjoyed a spin In
Joe A. Sexton's handsome automobile
Tuesday.
Charles Grover spent Tuesday evening
at Sayieville.
Owing to the low tides about fifty
clammers were seen along the beach
Wednesday. Some OF whom dug as many
as two bushels of soft CLANS.
Rev. Father Brady was a New York
visitor Wednesday.
All the mssons at ParlIn Powder Works
were laid off Wednesday, the cottages
that are being built not being ready for
plastering.
One OF the bosses (M,. %.Iones) at the
Parlin Powder Works Is seriously III at
his home in this borough.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
STATEN ISLAND
RAPID TRANSIT r. r.

Time table in effect on and after October Q, 1904
Perth Amboy TO New York-Leaves foot OF
smith street, daily except Sundays and Legal
SIS, 9.55, lbs II M, 12f5, 10, 2.5l, 3E5 4.&1,
5.Sl,6.l2' as, 800. ION ll.i5 j. nj
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
Go, 7.55. SIS, a.55, 1875, ii5 a. m. 1855, IS,
2.55. 355, 4.5l, $50, ESQ, $50, 40 n. m.
New York TO Perth Amboy- Leave foot Of
Whitehall Street, daily except Sunday aud
Legal Holidays, SIS, G.45, 500, SEA. 1000, Il a.,
IA. ~, 1880. 1Sl, ESQ, $50, $50, $40. $50. So,
b.ij, TBS, 80, $50. $40. HOS, p. IN. l2.25 a. m.t..
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
ZOO. 9O0, 1904. 400, a.. m, 1900 noon, 100. 200.
S.0e. 400, 800. 6.G0. zoo, 500. 900 1I.O5 y. m.
Ferry between Perth Amhoy aud notteuyille-
Leave Perth Amboy-
x5l5, x6l2, 6S2, X5.5s. x7.s8, Ks 90, HS55, 9.2j,
Nq.j3. lO.5o, Xll.2J, a. m, l2.2a, Sl2.h5, Z1-50,
N2.Tl. Mss. N4.S0, 40, X5.3O, G.0J, St.42. 7.O5,
f.SG. N5.55. 5000, 9.55, xl0.So, xil.16, 7. m, 1880
a. m.
Sundays and Legal Holidays, xGe1, 6.f, KISS,
KISS, N9.55, Nio5a, KILLS., a. m, Xl2.5j, Nl.S5,
x2.55, XS.5S, xid9, S'ts, No.5o, xi.5o, $40, Na.fo.
1881, ll.f1 p. m.
Lenve Totrenville daily xlS6, 5Ei. G.22, 6d2.
x1.l0, as, xS.l9, N91o sac, Xl0o5, X1l.05 IA,
x1205. 1910, Xl.$5, X2%, X3.3,, ITO, x4.S1, SIC,
x5.S7, SG20, KISS, N9.I5, MO. XSlSf, 1891.
lu.I5, x10,45 p. IN. Nl2.lu, Nl.S0 q. nj.
SUNDAYS and Legal Holidays,+t.& 10, NS.lO, $50.
Nl0.t0, Milo "a. M, MIRO, M,lO, N2.iO. XS.lu,
N+.i0, N5.iU, XG.l0, KID, Xsl0, Nel0, Sl0l2.
io45 p m, Xl2 10 q. m.
Legal holidays only. tWillrun holidays
xHas Train Connection. hut not Sundays.
GEO. j.. BROWN.
Geu1 TRAFFIC Az
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
BAR NEK0v & PETE
Explain Why Paracamph is q Safe
Speedy, Certain Cure.

IT rs SAFE-Because Paracamph is
prepared only from high.grade refined
CanIphor, the remedy of our grandma
theirs, combined with pure, soothing es-
sential oils, and being an external remedy
cannot in any way injure the delicate
tss1eS lining Your stomach or siatter and
ruin your nervous system like many
strong drastic internal remedies for the
relief OF Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Catarrh,
Eczema and Plies.
1T is SpEEDY-Becausc when applied
1t opens the pores of the skin promptly
and penetfates directly TO the seat of the
paiii. whether in the Muscles, Joints or
Diseased Membranes.
" is CERT.AIS-Because when it reach
es the seist OF the ailment it Immediately
sootthhes the aching, infiamed parts, re-
moves the congestion and draws out all
lever, soreness and inflammation by In
daciiag sweating; it destroys the germs
and sSyeats out the disease. This is the
only safe.and sure way. q
1--WE do mo- hesitate to guarantee Para
caniPh to cure Rheumatism, Swelling.
Neuralgia, Catarrh, Throat Troubles, &c
zeliia, letter and Itching or Bleeding
Piles, because many of our Customers
report TO us daily that they have been
cured by its use and Furthermore because
WICKLOW that Paracamph will do exactly
what the manufacturers claim for it.
Paracamph is a clean, safe, household
remedy which every family needs every
clay j1stlie year. 1t is truly a First Aid
to the Injured and should be Kept in
every M3t1e. n you have not used It try
ParacaHiHM To-day on our guarantee to
return iii6iiey II 1t fails to do what We
claltItfor 1.-THE ~Paracamph Company,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
OTTENVILLE
POLICE r DRILL.

The Tottenville force under command
oil SergeRnts BoutIller and John II.
Hearce, and Roundsman James Lonergan
ven to New YORK yesterday afternoon
where they were put through a drill by
Capt. Dillon, commander OF tn 9th Pre-
cihc'' In The l2th Regiment Army elst
street and Columbus avenue. Dnring
thelr absence mounted patrolmen were
on duty In Tottenville under command of
Bonndsman Frank Hodge.
IL Is understood that a number of the
staten Island policemen viii be retired
on half pay after the police parade, May
r.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
hoMlNc WEDDING.

IN f. Montgomery's popular
CLERK jamIn Stra user and Miss Laura
Batzell fVersoll, will be married Wednes
day n orrthg, April 90, at Miss Eversoll's
house. NJ. 20 David street, by Rev. H.
NJ. F.. Peavse. Miss Louisa Strauser. the
BRIDES Sister, Will be the bridesmaid and
George Batzell will be the best man.
Aftef the ceremony a wedding breakfast
VIII be served to the guests who will
consist OF relatives and intimate friends
and later on the happy couple Ito be)
VIII atari on a weeks wedding trip. The
house has been put In thorough order
and many improvements made. 1t is
completely furn ished and ready for
hou sekeeping.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
Hope.

do you think that your boy Josh will
make q %lawyer?"
Well" answered Farmer Corntossel.
IF he a be as persuasive with a jury
as he is with me when he wants more
money. there will be no beating him"
Washington Star.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
Too Disa agreeable.

rs it true that you and Bliggins no
longer speak,"
Yes. He is n of those hopelessly
disagreeable people. He insisted on call
ing attention to how much better time
his dollar watch keeps than my $500
chronometer. Chicago Sun.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
Quite Different.

"As the proverb says remarked the
demoralizer, Eat, drink and BIZ mar.
ried."
THAT isn't right" protested the
morali2er, ITS Eat, drink and be
merry
oh" exclaimed the demoralizer, IT.
disgust, that's altogether different"
Chicago Daily News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
Fish Trust Prices.

A fish trust has San Francisco 10 its
grasp. Salmon, which not long ago
sold at retail for seven cents q pound.
now costs 25 cents, though the waters
OF California are crowded with the
fish. Striped bass. which was five
cents, now costs 90 cents. The retail
ers and the public are helpless.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
Social Clearing House.

In johannesburg The Ladies Social
and Talking Club" has just been formed.
ut is a sort of clearing house for social
obligations the present conditions not
being favorable TO that important func-
ton. the polite call" Apparently dis.
tances are so great. ana communication
SO slow.-South Africa,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-04-20
Well Secured.

Employer-Where Is that scrap of pa
per with the combination of the safe on
it? | told you to put 1t away very care
fully. you know, and I can't open the safe
without il.
New Typist-I locked it in the safe,
sir.-Cassell's.