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The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
DIFFERING VIEWS OF JOBS.
The Han in the Air Feels Sorry for the Man on Finn
 Footing.

a Chicago architect says that one day he Was obliged in the line at duty. m oIdcr 10 consult With the foreman of the iron-worliers, 10 go up to the sixteenth story of the steel frame of an office build ing then almost completed When he had finished his talk with the foreman he was about to go down when he overheard an amusing conversation between one of the ron-workers and man who was cleaning the windows of similar struc. ture adjoining the new building.
 The man who was cleaning the windows was husky lrishman; and as he swabbed away he whistled merrily. Suddenly he ceased his tune. and. peering into the window on the ledge ut which he was standing, carefully surveyed roomfu of Pale. unhealthY-loolng clerks Then he called out To the nearest iron-worker on the building next door. Say, my boy, just have d look at the lads in here
 The iron-worker did as requested
 Poor tcllows' exclaimed the Get, in tone of deep eommiseration; but, thin, some men will do anything for d lving" And he resumed his task
 That's right agreed the iron-work- CT. turning again to his beam some hun dreds of feet iu tho air.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
Idaho Joins.

Fraser. Idaho, Nov. 27th tSpecial1.- Mrs Martha J. Lee has gwen for publica- ton the following statement, concerning Doda's Kidney Pills:
 Il was down with Rheumatism three times" she says and each time Dodd's Kidney Pills helped me. The last time they cured me, and now am able to get around and do all my work. though 1 am ffty-eight. and can walk to sunday school every sunday Before took Dodd s Kidney Pills was so bad l could use neither hand nor foot. l shall keep Dodd's Pills on hand all the time.
 Rheumatism is caused by lne Ned Ned, ervstalizlng in the muscles. Healthy kidneys remove all Erie Acid from the blood. Diseased Kidneys cannot remove this Acid. which collects in the blood and posnns every vein and artery, Dodd s kidn.v Pills cure Rheumatism by curing the Kidneys: bv healing and strengthen ing them. so that they can nd the blood of all impurities
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
sco-e.l Awar tfe Ghost.

\ jealous Noung 0.fate went to stay with some friends at country house, relates Rams Horn 6u descending to breaGlast each morning he noticed hs hostess inquuug particularly how he had slept and seemed relieved when he sald he hal passed very good night. On the last morning his hostess sad: ''Mr. , you perhaps noticed low very particular we were in our inquiries every morning as To how you had slept but the truth IS that thc room you occupied IS said to be haunted and we were anxious 10 know if you had seen the ghost.
 The ehost." repeated the curate. thouehtfully. Oh. yes; l do remember the first night l was here some fellow came and stood hv my bedside.
 oh" said the company with great in- terest. and what did you to?'
 "I said Please, will you give me q sub scription for my sunday schoolt He in- staa.1y disappeared and never saw him aga!u.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

to. see if there was not some way in winch he could cpen the jaws. But 1t w9s lhe work of TWO men 10 set that trap, and th-n il could only be done with the atd of an instrument made on purpose He tried to move it bod fly, Lat ii weighed several hundred pounds, without counting the chain anG fhe heavy log to which it was stapled IA spite of the low tempera lure the HerspirariOn burst from his pores. and in his agony he cIenched his lists and dug his nails and even his teeth into the earth and the bark O. nearby trees,
 NIght was coming on. and cold wind sprang up eriving before 1t a furry of snow which hissed among the fallen leaves.
 By and hy he felt easier-tho pres sure of the steel jaws upon his leg had stopped The circulation and the limp was becoming numb. Presently tho pam ceased altogether. but there was little cy mfort in the fact for he knew that ihe leg was gradually freezing solid Then he gathered his remain ing strength and shouted over and over again, and the despairing cries echoed back and forth from hill 10 hill But the only answer was the hoot of an owl. and as he realized his probable tate. he broke down and groaned When he left camp that morning he was strong man but hunger eXpOs. ure and the mental and physical suf fering 10 which he had been subjected had made him as weak as a child Fortunately Nature had mercy on him and he fainted. and knew nothing more Of the snow which was slowly shutting off his last chance of rescue by hiding him from those who nigh possibly 20 out to search for him
 ERNEST HAROLD HAYNES.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
CUTICURA, THE SET, $f.0O.
Complete Treatment for Every Eu- nor, from Pimples to Scrofula, from Infancy to Age--A Set
 Often Cures.

Cutieura Treatment is local and consti- tutional- complete and perfect, pure, sweet and wholesome. Bathe the affected surfaces with Cuticura Soap and hot wa ter to cleanse the skin of crusts and scales and soften the thckened cuticle, dry without hard rubbing, and apply Cutieura Ointment freely to allay itching, irritation and inflammation, and soothe and heal and lastly take Cuticura Re solvent Pills to cool and cleanse the blood, and put every function in state of healthy activity. More great cures of simple. scrofulous and hereditary humors are daily made by Cuticura reme- dies than by all other blood and skin remedies.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

eral health was affected when I began using them. Ny feet were swollen. my eye, putfed. and dizzy spells were ire luent. Kidney action was irregular and the secretions highly coiorcd. Today, however. ] am q well woman. and l am con ident that Doan's Kidney Pills have made me so, and are keeping ne we'll
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. 2eater-M36urn Co, Buffalo. V. |.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

and other kidney ills
 will lind comfort in the words of Mrs. jane Farrell, of Gee Ocean Ave, ,jcrscE City Nd who says " reitefate all have said before ir praise of Doan.s Kid
 ney Pills. l had been having heavy back
 aches and my oc cn.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
Ea+al Ternl.

Grayce-What broke up your anti corset meeting?
 Gladvs-0h. some fool woman SUE eested thai Be present a straight fsoa, 10 the enemy. Chicaso Sun.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
AnDlied Art.

First Sweet sixteen Oh my Fritz is very musical He eomposes heavenly wJitZes
 second Dtto=So Is my Hans He even kisses in waltz tme Translated for Tales from Meegendorier Blaetter.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
CONVINCING EVIDENCE
That Dr. Williams Pink Pills Win Cure
 Rheumatism.

" People can cure themselves of q good many common ailments at q very small cost if they go about 1t the right way, :" said Mr Hoar, recently. For instance, l have just cured myself of very pain- ful disease. might have begun to treat 1t sooner, that $ all the mistake 1 made i'll the matter. But l found the root of the difficulty and picked out the right remedy without the aid of doctor.
 :. It was really all in my blood I first felt twinge i'll my left foot and ankle il the middle of last January, following exposure to cold. l realized 1 had rheu- matism and I knew that really comes from bad blood. Cold simply develops it. Then my hands and feet were cold and elammy even i'll hot weather, and numb great part of the time. 1 con- cluded that my blood was thin and poor and the circulation sluggish.
 After a time my feet and ankles swelled so badly that l could only tie my shoes half way up. My legs swelled terribly and 1 could walk only short distance before giving out completely.
 "When 1 read of the cures of all kinds of blood diseases, that had been effected by Dr. Williams Pink Pills, l was con- vinced that they were just the remedy for my case, and so 1t proved. I could see that they were benefiting me before l had quite used mp the first box. Tie improvement was decidedly marked af- ter had taken two boxes. Three more boxes restored my hands and feet and legs to natural size and feeling and then I stopped taking medicine and have since been DpTfeptiV well "
 Mr. F. Le Roy Hoar lives at No. 132 Constitution street, Bristol. R l Any one can get convincing evidence that D. Williams Pink Pills have cured anemia, rheumatism, erysipe'as and other serious diseases of the blood bv simply writing to the Dr Williams Medicine Co.,, Schenectady, NJ.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
A Definition.

Gladys Mamma, what Is "cutsofy MammaZIt is the kind of look that your father gIves when he Wants te swear but doesn't dare Rasl1n News.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

An Irish eptaph: Erected to the memory af John Philips accidentally shot as d mark ot affection by hs brother.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

EzsIy man demands that hs wife be- lieve everything he saNs and that hls daughter does not believe a word young men say to her Atchsnn Globe.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

man may have hs tayorlte doctor, and woman her tavotite preacher, but who ever heard ef q dentist beHg much WeYIa%
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump- ton has an equal for coughs and eolds =J. r. Boyer, Trinity Springs Ind, fcb. l., 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

Perhaps. after all, the best policy. IS never to do anybody any hafm unless thereby you can dc yourself some good.- pugk
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
Its Purpose.

Mrs KHicEer-G see we are to have small opera house.
 Mrs. Beeker-For small alh2-N Y Sun.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
s OF MATERNITY
WaWaE'S BEST HOPES REALIZED
x-s Potts Tells How Women Should
 Prepare for Motherhood

The darkest days of husband and wife are when they come to look for ward 10 childless and lonely old age.
 ManY a wife has found herself inca pablo of motherhood owing to dis placement of the womb or lack of strength in the generatiye organs.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

Yellow clothes are unsghtly. Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue. All groeers sell large oz. package. , cents.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
Sure Enough,

eIm from Es#HsoUa.
 "Ro~teH
 "TEaGs tGe aulV heantowu. isn't itf'
 "Ncll. there's f.lma. 9 Chicago Sun.
 Taylols Cherokee Remedy of SW5at Gum and Mullen Is Nature great remedy =0uIes Coagu>, Colds, Group and tou>umpuea, and all throat aHd lHH4 troubles. AtaIugz -lsts, 2Je.. jOc aAa SI.g0 per bottle.
 Don't place to5 much confidence m q man opluiou ot tm,ch. TEe ass cqE md&e as mucI noise IL the lion
 If yoa 0se Ball Blue. get Red Cross Ball Blue, the best Ball Rlue. Large oz. package only cents.
 contcptmeut IS the best cure for wluhles
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

Lots of girls thinls they have great tragedies n their lives when t Is enly from eating too many sweets. \. l. Press
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells How
 to Find Relief

The thousands of women who suffer hackachc. Iannnnr. nrinHrv di.nrGrrs
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
Mrs. Anna poffS

Freauent backache and distressing pains, accompanied by offensive dis charges and generally by irregular and seanty menstruation indicate dis placement or nerve degeneration of the womb and surrounding organs.
 The question that troubles women is how can a woman who has some fe- male trouble bear healthy children?
 Mrs Anna Potts, of 5l0 Park Avenue, Hot Springs, Ark, writes:
 My Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
 4 During the early part of Hly married life was delicate in health both my husband and l were very anxious for a child to bless our nome, but had two miscarTiageS, and could not GRITTY child to maturity. A nelghbor who had been cured by Lydia E. Plnkhams Vegetable Compound advised me 10 try 1t. id so and soon felt that 1 was growing stronger, my headaches and backaches left me, had no more bearing-down pains, and felt like new woman. Within year became the mother of a strong, healthy .hild, the joy of our home. Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound Is certainly q splendid remedy, and l wish every woman who wants to become mother would try 1t. :"
 Actual sterility in woman is very rare. If any woman thinks she is ster- ile, let her try Lydia E. Pinkham's s Vegetable Compound and write to Mrs. Pinkhan, Lynn, Mass Her advice is free to expectant or would-be mothers.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
Gin nm REWARD to anyone who can 70 4tnUQlS diSnrnVe this statpment
M L. Douglas Strong Made Shoes for Hsen. Sx: 50, $2. %. Boys School (
 Oress Shoes, S2. 50, $2, Sf.75s Sf.5O

GNU ION, ,-Inslst upon haNlng N,L.U0ug- sns shoes. Take no substitute None genuine without his name and price stamped on bottom.
 WANTED. 4 shoe dealer in every town where VI. l.. Douglas Shoes are not sold Full line of samples sent free for inspection upon request,
 fsSf ce'eF sgslsts gsed; they toH not wear brassy
 Write for Illustrated Cataleg of Fall Styles ". l.. DOUGLAS. Broe ekton. Mass.
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30
TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY.

Ccntcptmeut IS the best cure f wrinkles
The Monticellonian., 1905-11-30

of the, California Fig Is printed the front oe package of the gen
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-04

Of Woman's sphere has been gradual
until recent years, during which she
has proved herself mans formidable
rival in many new lines. Tho News
is inclined to suspect that women
have Invaded certain lines which
might haTo been better to Ieave alone,
but, speaking generally, liberty is
woman's means OF avoiding slavery,
just as it is mans means Of avoiding
it, and tho change by which woman 8
sphere has been greatly enlarged is
one of the most important and salts.
factory results that the civilization Of
the Tace has worked out up to this
time.
Aside, however, from ell differences
OF opiniant as to whether oman ehculd
enjoy just as many rights and ohances
as her former lord aud master enjoys,
as 70 whether she is not really entitled
to more rights rather than fewer rights
on account Of her sex, We, are eonfron-
ted BY condition rather than by o
mste theory. Tine condition is known
of all men to exist. There are thou
sands of good women in Washington
and in every other city, some Of them
with working husbands, who must
toll in :exaoting and disagreeable lines
of labor in order to secure for them
selves and those dependent upon
them the necessaries Of life. "Acad.
emics' may spin 6ne theories, reform
ers may wall over statistics and
proud dadLies, in their prime, with
plenty of money and power may pro-
pose airy schemes, but these do not
meet the conditions or change the
facts. Seeing that the women are on
earth, that they must work and even
drudge, the obvious duty Of those who
would help, rather than hinder, them
is to provide easier and better oppor-
.tunities for them before takics away
tue poor opportunities these unfor-
tunates are now bravely able to find.
Ifisis impossible to provide better
opportunities, then it is both foolish
and cruel to talk about turning women
out Of factories and mills. If there
are those who would do this they
should at least be required to produce
g good husband or some better en-
ployment for every voteless unfortu-
nate whom it il proposed to rob of
even the one poor opportunity she
now enjoys. Galveston News.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-04
She Really Was Younger,

ID -t i , - " :
Society these days is exactly like
the Mississippi river, says en- elderly
man, whose name appears in the con-
gressional directory. pilot may
think he knows the river on the down
trip, but when he comes up the next
week he has TO learn shoals and snags
and set.of current all over again. I
met q man not long ago whom I hadn't
seen; for two years. /. knew him
,slightly, and I had met his wife once
or twice. He invited me to dine With
him, and 4 went. My memory for
faces is not good. but / thought the
wife looked younger than I recalled
her. After dinner I said to The man:
ss.ss our wife positively looks ten
years younger than she did when /
last saw her. sl..1 Ss5
@ He smiled in; an odd way. is
SO She 10, he said .%s, .35s !:
~ I took it for idle fattery, but it
wasn't JIG was fact. The man had
been divorced and remarked since T
lad ssen them last.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-04
Know Your Business.

q l. I'd
How many retail merchants in the
South are really doing this2 Do you
keep posted as to the market? Do you
keep posted as to your own business? ?
There are quite o number Of good
trade papers which will help yeu to
keep posted on the market conditions
in general way. Then you must
give some time and attention to find.
ing ont the market on the particular
line of goods you are handling. This
you can DO without any great effort
and i. certainly is worth the time.
You must buy goods right these days
OF close competition il you ere going
to make the success oe your business
you should. Every retail dealer should
take at least one trade journal and
read it closely. Note the following
from trade journal:
And again how many dealers really
know their own business? Have you
got it systematized SO you can tell
each day just what you are doing?
Not guessing at it but knowing. An
drew Carnegie. it is said, spent $780,
100000 annually when he was actively
engaged in business to know at any
and all times just what he X as doing,
Results show that it was worth it to
him. Can you not afford to spend
some money to know the same things
about your business?
How did your business of yesterday
compare-with the business of che day
,before2 The business of this month
with same month last year? The
business of this year up 70 the pres.
ent time compared with last year For
the same period? How much is it
costing you per month or per $1,000
gross: sales to conduct your business? :?
How much is your loss on bad debts?
These and hundreds of other questions
can alwayN be answered promptly il
you nave your business properly sys.
tematized.
4 You may say that to do these things
will take moro time than you can
spare. You can we'll afford to get the
extra help necessary to do this. In
this connection it is we'll to state
right here that q great many business
men load themselves down with details
80 that they do not have any time for
anything else. Get clerks to look, af-
ter the detail part Of it. Give your
time and thoughts to the real conduct
OF your business. No business ever
made much Of success unless there
was, some one ut the head Of it to
think.
Il The frat OF the year is always a
time for changes. If you have been
ooaauoting your business in loose,
unsatisfactory way, start in with the
new year to run it right. Give it
plenty Of thought and work. If you
will do this for one year the results
will surprise even yourself. ~ Carolina
Merchant. .
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-04

=. & ~ y E III 4
A thing is generally fashionable
because it is expensive, and expensive
because it is fashionable.
Only e fool man will refuse to
laugh as bis Wife's jokes.
When q wise man argues with o
woman he says nothing. ,s
d. The average man opens an ao.
count with you when he does you q
favor,
Many Q woman loses out in try
ing 20 make her husbands will her
won't.
- Experience would probably fail
as teacher in q correspondence
school. 4
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-04

q A piece Of . woman s mind often
5disturbs o man piece Of mind.
rich father is TOO often q young
aan' excuse sor being worthless.
5: No young man can surprise . girl
by kisHing herr he only thinks he can.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-01-04

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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-04-08
MEETING OF THE WILMINGTON
pRESBNTERY.

The Prcsbytery Of Wilmington met in
the Elkton Church on Tuesday evening.
April 10th and continued its session to
Thursday, the 18th inst.
Rev. John W. MearnN was elected
moderator, and Rev. Thos. Forster of
Middlctown temporary clerk.
Rev. James Mclntire and Mr.. John
y. Reynolds Elder of the Newark Vii
age Church were elected Commissions
crS to the General Assembly. which
meets in st. Louis on the Bird Thursday
of May next.
Rev. V. ID. Collins of Newark trans
ferred his relations from the New York
and Brooklyn Association to this Pres
bytcry,
Rev. Thos. Forster preached sermon
on Wednesday evening from l Tim. / Ii.
The Peninsula Mission was assigned to
Il special Committee. viz: Rev. John W..
M,HrS, Rev. Adm. ID. Pollock. Rev JAS
Mclntirc and Hon. Willard Hall.
The next stated meeting will be held
in the neighhorng church of Pencadcr,
on the 2d Tuesday of October next.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-04-08

Our North East correspondent whose
letter was crowded out, says:-
Our town begins to assume it's usual
business like aspect. Some of our mer-
chants have received and spread out to
the public an unusually large assortment
of more goo. and better ones" They
appear to anticipate "a heavy spring
trade.
1t no doubt will be remembered by
many. that about two years since Mr..
Ohio Rowland, the keeper of the Rock
Inn at Gravely Hill, had stolen from
him valuable young horse. and has re-
mained in total ignorance of it's where
abouts until yesterday. when his atten-
ton was drawn to an animal being
watered at his pump. bound for the fish
cries. whic upon examination proved to
be the lost one" He laid low and
kept dark" proceeded ut once to this
pace obtained an officer made his way
to the fishing shore and took possession
of HIS property. Any further partticu-
lars on the subject we have not yet been
advised of.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-04-08
LECTIR-, At PORT DEPOSIT.

\ course of six lectures are to be deli
vered in the Town Of Port Deposit. for
the benefit of the necessitous poor of that
town. The first of the course will he
delivered on next Friday evening. the
2Gth inst. by the Rev. l.. Y. Reese.
Editor of the "Methodist Protestant
Baltimore, upon the subject of The
Political Literature of the United
States" Tickets for the course. one dol
lar. which can be procured ut any of the
stores in Port, previous to the evening
of the 10Th inst. when they can be had
at the door of the hall. Single admission
- cents. The other lectures will be de
liv"rrd by men of ability upon each sue
ceeding Friday evening until they are
concluded.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-04-08
APPOINTMENT By THE &C, IL
Nnp

Gilbert +. ChriStfcld, of Chesapeake
City, has been appointed by Governor
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1905-04-08
THE CENTRAL RAILROAD.

Our columns are again well freighted
with railroad articles. The subject is of
great interest at present in the upper
section of the county and the discussion
of the subject will not fail to interest
our readers in that direction Some of
our correspondents write with unbrided
pens and we have had, as they will OBJ
serve. to cut out lines here and there
which might bear II libellous interpreta-
tlnO. Wage your war earnestly as you
wish. gentlemen. but be careful not to
20 beyond proper bounds.