Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1905-08-23

in the ground, and the stock had been
offered for one cent share, the par
value being hundred dollars, so man
who got share for cent would, when
the mine got to paying, get hundred
dollars for every cent he invested.
Dad filled out one of the stock certifi-
Gates for 100000 shares, which would
represent capital equal to all the
debts of Turkey, and we went before the
sultan, and we couldn't have been
treated better if we had owned brew
cry. Dad told his story to the sultan,
through an interpreter, while l looked
and tried to think of something to do
to wake them up.
Dad said he came right fresh from the
American people, and was authorized
by his mining company to present the
sultan with untold millions, for pure
love of the Turkish people, whom they
had seen riding and leading camels at
the Chicago worlds fair, and dad pro-
duced the stock certificate for 1 900 600
shares of stock in the Golden Horn
Gold Mining and Smelling company
and took out handful of $40 dollar
gold pieces and showed them to the
crowd as specimens of gold that came
from our mine.
He said our people did not expect any
thing in return, but just desired the
good will of the Turkish empire. He
said that President Roosevelt desired
MIN to present his warmest regards to
the sultan, and to invite him to visit
America, and if he would consent to do
so, an American war vessel would be
furnished for him and the white house
would be turned over to him for his
harem, and dad said the president
wanted him particularly to impress
upon the sultan that if he came he must
bring his folks, all his wives that would
De apt to size up for beauty with our
American women.
Well, you ought to have seen that
slckly looking sultan brace I'D when
| dad handed him the millions of mining
stock, and he grabbed the paper like an
| Old clothes buyer would grab dress suit
that wife had sold for 60 cents, belong
| Ing to her husband He also wanted tn
see the gold that dad had shown as COM
ing from the mine. and when dad
showed him the yellow boys he took
them as souvenirs and put them in his
glrdie, and then 1 thought dad would
1alnt, but he kept his nerve like poker
player betting on a bobtail flush.
| The sultan asked so many questions
about America that l was afraid dad
would get all balled up, but he kent his
nerve and lied as though he was on the
witness stanu trying to save his life
Dad told the sultan he was authorized
by the American people to inquire into
the industries of Turkey, and what he
particularly desired was an insight
into the harems, as a national insti-
luton, because many American people
were gradually adopting the customs
OF the orient, and he desired to report
TO congress as to whether we should
ndopt>the customs of Turkey. with he,
dried -prunes and dates with worms
in. and her altar of roses made of pigs
lard; her fez, to cure badness, and he,
nutlandish pants and peaked red Mo.
rocco shoes, and her harems.
| The sultan said he would like tc
show us little bunch of the
cream OF the harem, who would dc
a stunt in the way of dancing, to cele
brate the good feeling of the American
people. and the visit of the distinguish
ed statesman and gold miner to his