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Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

You can be just as
happy, even if you are
poor as the man with
many millions. and
you would be. too, II
he didn't have the
many millions.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
The Laws Extremities.

pcrcyal Fitzrusher rown and his automobling
when hailed the justice charge of
CgudIup tine speed limit
It's outrage! he asserted, vehemently and repeated
sndly he from Mr. Footloose
Freddy taking things easy swaybacked chair
watching the proceedings with interest Mr. Foouoose
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

The widest Of all re-
formers is the one
who wants to reform
the rCfOrmCTs who
want TO make public
speeches all the time.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
Passed Them On.

Some shrimpsl asked the man Of Antietam
" No, thank you really can't eat EN-
But il you insist
I've a notion that-Whist!-
Wen not waste them; we'll make my aunt
eat en-"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

Ifa man feels that he
has the confidence OF
the public he knows
about how a horse
would feel If II knew
il was a favorite in the
betting.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

We pity the man
who is uuappreciated
TO the extent that his
wife does not believe
his smoking on tLl
porch will drive away
mosquitoes, and hat
he really smokes 70
keep the mosquitoes
away from her fair
skin.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

The average man is
very proud on hearing
his wife tell the neigh
bors that she only
spent 81 cents for the
material i'm her dress,
but he cannot help
feeling worried over
the glances given by
the same neighborsr
as if they thought he
were stingy.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
zee
Just for SDffe.

a exceptionally
observe re % n
did
soul to
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
OOOo
The Difference.

dollars dinner and altogether Il cost him
thing like fifty thou"
But" interrupted the first woman, Il talking
about a honeymoon a honeymoon
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

with great interest the
working Of the hay
baling machine which
had been hauled to
the farm and was be-
ing operated in the
lower thirty.
As the big bundles Of
compressed hay were
tumbled to the ground
she studied them at
tentively, then asked:
" What do you do
with that?"
A" Feed ii to the
stock, o. course" I" ex-
planned the son of the
landlady.
90, to be sure. /
'hine to make bFeakfa Ct
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

To decide a bet viii
someone tell US If IL
really helps the music
for a band conductor
10 swing his baton as
he dOos2
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

Freddy was also
u n q er arrest
His c a s e " a $
called first, and
he was fined so
for V a e r aucy
Then the charge
against Mr.. FitZ-
tusheT was on,
and he, being
guilty, was also
assessed twenty
and costs.
" It's an out
rage, "a miser-
able OlltrageN"
he repeated.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

II is fer a fact" agreed Footloose Freddy.
Which gratutous consolation pleased Fitzrusher
paid Footloose walked from
the justice continuing his upon the
raEoousness Of the proceedings
There's such thing justice n this community
assorted Mr.. FitzrGshcr.
should say pard" agreed Tootoose Freddy. why
look Dcy nabs you for .povin still Where
does "a git
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06

suppose this is a machine TO make breakfast
food for the horses and cows"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
A Partial Similarity.

\
che auda who @
o
%
Really? cNcam the onc % uuliu
t S.
CURSE" thu ,or OF a u
time to time ustan of k, ness nougy IN
is 10
do o
We hay
in a be-
sooner or
h asst he man $ ae e S
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
FOOLED THE HORSE.

"Ha, hal" laughed the philosophical
man, after his horse had thrown him.
"It's a good joke on you. You are rum
ming to Greenville, and am going to
JOnesbOrO"
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
Society Notes.

bet your life he laid down his hand right away
Omaha daily bee., 1905-08-06
Little Henry'S Slate
Her Impression.

The pretty summer boarder watched
NTH s-r.ot f,4 Io
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10
Hester's Weekly Statement,

New Orleans, May 8. .Secre,
tary Hester's weekly cotton
statement issued today shows:
For the five dars IF May an in.
crease over last year of $4,000
and In increase over the snme
period year before las. of 1903, 600
For the 247 days of the season
that have elapsed the aggregate is
ahead of the same days nf last
year 2,173,0 600 and ahead of the
same days year before last of L.
100000.
The amount brought into sight
during the past week has been
1S2, 1O2 bales against 46 961 fo,
the same seven days last year and
90, 700 year before last.
The movement since Sept /
shows receipts at all United
States ports to bo s,7O2,4S6
against 6,9l0,22s last year.
Overland across the Mississippl.
Ohio and Potomac rivers to north
ern mills and Canada 94S,e64
against SS3, ,685 last year. Inter.
ior stocks in excess of those held
at the close OF the commercial
year $40, 142 against 1853, ,977 last
year; southern mills takings l. =
100000 against 1,56O,OO1 last
year.
The total movement since Sept
is II, 600, S92 against 8, ,517, SOL
last year.
Foreign exports for the week
have been 176, 1O6 against "a, ,O9s
last year, mailing the total thus
far for the season 7,Os5,7sO
against 5, 562, 339 last Year.
The total takirgs of American
mills, north, south Canada, thus
far for the season have been 81
G57, ,S2l against 1854, 1O6 last
year.
Stocks at the seabpard and the
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10

70 leading southern interior CEN
ters have decreased during this
week 81, 1885 bales against q de.
crease during a corresponding
perin,l last season pf S5,32i.
a Including stocks left over s,
ports and interior towns from the
last crop and the numb.r of hnl, =
brought into sight thus far from
the now crop the supply 10 date Is
1852, $50 against 9,Gs5, 600 for
the same period last year.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10

h's plAcs Of business with five
weesilq that hSd heen caught that
daN, sncwiDg that they were al.
ready out Of win,er quarters and
ready TO do hnsihtss.
GhAIN SUPPLEMENTS CeTroN.
zoe course | nm gratiiod at
the stand Texas is taking. From
Dallas | came here via Fort
Worth with Mr. j l. LATHAM. We
passed through thousands of acres
planted in oats and corn, in which
were last years cotton stalks.
Why the actual conditions oxist-
ing here have not been given to
the public Is II mystery. Wha, |
have written can he verified by
hundreds of the best men in this
State.
"As to the vast sales of spot
cotton, | find that no one here
knows anything about it exec ot
what they see in the newspapers.
There Is spot cotton being held in
this State. Every farmer l have
seen q made my first address TO.
day to Texas farmers) declares
their intention to continue to
hold.
A RUSE OF THE srECULAToRs.
cit really seems that something
is wrong somewhere about this
spot sale, because when May
notices were posted there was
practically no spot to hedge them.
Judging from the tenor of the
market today and the wonderful
acrohatic feat Of Mr. Theo. Price.
it really looks like those of us
whose faith in farmers has been
steadfast will he justified.
81 am Informed that there is a
fund guaranteed In this State to
retire 100000 bales, and that
operations will begin Monday.
The reason this has not been done
before is because the company has
been waiting TO he convinced as
to reduction in acreage.
The farmers and merchants are
alive to the necessity of ware
houses, there being practically no
provision for storing the crop in
this State. They are forming
companies rapidly to build these
much needed facilities for storing
and handling the crop.
"I will be in the State of Texas
10 days perhaps. l speak in
Galveston Monday and Houston
that night. wind up my tour
in TeXarkana on the 11th of
May"
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10
Notice to Farmers"

Our Nitrate uf SJda has arrived
and we shall he pleased TO fiji your
wants. Also have on hand acids
and all kinds Of Soluble Guano
for corn. Lancaster Mer Go.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10
$lOO REWARD !!

A reward of 800, will he paid
for the arrest and conviction of
the party or parties who set fire
TO and burned my barn and stables
about three miles North of Van
Wyck, on Wednesday afternoon
April 12, 1905.
j. d. Nisbet,
April 90, 1905-2t.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10
An Estray Cow

Strayed, from my Bear Branch
place, about three weeks ago, one
small, brindle, horned COW, about
q years old, will find calf soon.
Any information Of her where
abouts will be appreciated.
II. N. Sowell.
May ?, IoO5-2t
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10
SHOES

We are expecting II call
from you. We now have
II complete line of Tan
and White Cnuvis Rib
hon Ties, just the thing
for summer any price
from $1.00 up. We call
special attention to our
High Grade line of
DBESSY low cuts. Ed
win Clapp for men In
France for women.
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10
Mr.. E. D. Smith Says
Texas is SteadfaSt.
Planters in That Big State Have
Reduced Acreage The Rains
and the Boil Weeyil

III VIII Oe yru'llylnS 10 inc peo-
pie in South Carolina to know
that Texas is keeping the faith,
and that between the reduction Of
acreage, continued heavy rams
and the prompt appearance of the
boil weevll, the crop in that State
will be very short This is true
also of Mississippi and the rich
delta country.
Mr. + d Smith, field organizer
for the Southern Cotton pSsocia-
ton, left here a few days ago for
trip of 10 days through the
great State of Texas, and the
news which be sends to the office
of the State division of the cotton
association is indeed gratifying.
Yesterday Mr.. Francls Fl. Wes-
ton, secretary of the South Car
Ollna division, made public the
following letter just received from
Mr.. Smith:
"There has been SO much guess
Ing and speculation as to what
Texas was doing in Keeping the
pledges Of the Southern Cotton
association that it was with n keen
interest that | accepted the in
vltation of ,the Texas executive
committee to meet them in Dallas
on the 9th.
"l reached Dallas at s o'clock
Thursday morning and found the
executive committee waiting and
ready fer business. Among other
things the chairman, II e Smith
Sherman, Texas, the alfalfa king,
called for the report of the organ
izers and inspectors to whom had
been assigned the duty of gather,
ing information as to acreage, the
holding of cotton and organizing.
To each Of these men had been rs.
signed a group of counties, the
whole comprising practically the
cotton belt of Texas. These
gentlemen were of the best farm
ers and business men of the State.
Among them were j l. Latham of
Dublin, E s Peters of Calvert,
Prof Connell, editor of The Farm
and Ranch; Editor X D Hudson
of Waxakackie in Ellis county,
the largest cotton growing county
in the world, making $50, 600
bales. These men from personal
observation declared unhesitating-
ly that there was a reduction of
Is to 80 per cent. throughout the
entire State.
THE CONTINUED RAINS.
"Now, |, personally, wonld
prefer to take the word of these
gentlemen, who would rather
never see 10>cent cotton again,
than to deliberately make a false
statement, than the wild guesses
of the speculator. From sBirm-
lngham, Ala, to Dallas, Texas,
through the Mississippi delta and
the rich black lands of Texas, |
saw but few fields of cotton up.'
AT least one-half of this territory
was not pIowed at NIL. 1t is wet
TO do any field work in this terri
tory from Meridian, Miss, TO
Dublin, Texas, and while | write
the rain is pouring and has been
since noon today, and 1t is now 10
o'clock p. IN.
"When it is taken into consid-
Grafton that ordinarily the cotton
In this country Mt this season is
beng chopped to a stand, and he
ing plowed for second time,
whereas this year practically half
of the land is not prepared for
planting, some idea can be had
OF the prospect. 1t must alsc be
hnrnn
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10

i vii. exchange good plug
mule for Il mule or horse colt.
c l. McManls,
The Lancaster ledger. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1852-1905, 1905-05-10
1br Fs. G.RCIliOtf.
Lancaster, :. G..

Resi! ucn phone No ls7. Office,
DAVIS RuiIri ~. corner Main and
Dunlap at, Gets; phone Nu?2.
VIII practice il both town and
county OF Lancaster. Allcalls, either
day or nigh :. will receive prompt at
tantion
Jan. 10, -l905.-tf.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20
purpose by pr. osler, the former Ann

purpose by Dr. osler, the former Am erican professor.
 pr. Bacon explained the way in which Sir Thomas was knighte6 somewhat after this fashion. In the days of the restoration King Charles H., in the progress of a tour through England, visited Norwich, and was ex- ceedingly pleased with the hospttable way in which he was entertained there. He accordingly cast about for some prominent citizen of the town to confer knighthood upon as a fitting, and economical method wherewith to acquit himself towards the town. The intended honor was directed first to- wards the mayor of the town, but that official having no ambition for knight- hood at the hands of Charles II. de- clined. Thereupon the king bethought him of one Thomas Browne, and So forthwith the beloved doctor was made a knight of the realm to the delight of the people of Norwich.
 In speaking of the fact that the Re- ligio Medici" was written during the time when Dr. Browne had leisure in his early practice, Dr. Bacon said that such a person as a literary doctor to- day would lose repute and be neglect ed for not devoting his spare time in keeping up with the latest advances in medical science.
 Upon the conclusion of the address Professor Palmer of the German facul- ty arose to express the thanks of the Modern Language club and the audi ence to Dr. Bacon for his splendid essay, and in the course of these re- marks he said that they were very thankful to the doctor for having dem- onstrated during the evening that we have the literary doctor still with us, a compliment which was approved by the doctors hearers with enthusiastic applause.
 Before the commencement of Dr. Bacon's address Professor Phelps read cablegram from Norwich, express ing a feeling Of the community of in- terests in this event between the uni- versity and the English town. A ca blegram of response was sent back by the Modern Language club last night.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20

were formed between the rows or chairs, while Chief Wrinn and Captain Woodruff, of the police department, de- tailed a large squad of men, several of whom were detectives, to see that there was no serious disturbance
 At the production it seemed as though the audience, which numbered over 2,1OO, fully appreciated the difti- culties under which the performers were working, and that it also realized that the actors and actresses were do- ing their best. Only one "ktck" was heard during the evening and this was when the play was about half over, when student went to the manager and demanded either seat up in front instead of the middle of the hall, where he had been sitting since the start, or else the return of his two dollars which he said he had paid for such a seat. He was reminded that he had already seen about half of the play and that 1t would then be impossible for him to get a seat in the crowded front" but as he continued kicking his money was returned to him.
 While there were hundreds of college men in the house, there was no "hors- ing at several little minor mistakes which were unavoidable under the con- ditions. Instead. the applause, while loud and included many cheers, was orderly and sincere. Just before the finish of the play a few streamers were thrown from the galleries among the audience. Still, it was done in the best of spirit and was so received.
 MT. Weber stated last night that he wished to express his sincere thanks to all the people in this city who had been so willing to help him in the difficulties which he had encountered, and espe- cially Chiefs Fancher and Wrinn.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20

lads patrimony. Nevertheless he was quite able to obtain his education. He first entered the famous Winchester school and upon completing his stud ies there matriculated at Pembroke college, Oxford. He obtained both of the arts degrees at this famous univer- sity.
 For one ambitious for the medical profession study in the great contin- ental universities was then very nec- essary, so Brown spent two years at Mont Pelier in France, and at .Padua in Italy, returning home at the age of twenty-eight.
 It was during the waiting time that comes to a young professional man upon commencing practice that the book upon which his fame was built, the "Religio Medici," was written. The work lay in manuscript some seven years, but got about and became cor rupted in large part. In 1642 the work was published anonymously, and with out the authors knowledge from a de- prayed manuscript.
 Shortly after publication it became a subject for learned commentators, not because Browne's writing was ob- scure, according to Dr. Bacon, and needed elucidation, but because the commentators wished to display their vast knowledge upon subjects not al- ways closely connected with the sub ject. matter of the book.
 ;yo+a 1o. guages, which soon followed, Dr. Browne was made man of letters of the world. These translations were not very exact transcripts of the or iginal.
 While to-day the ''Religio Medici" is considered an example of the intensity of the sectarian narrowness of that age, according to the speaker. it was regarded by the authors contempora- ries as very unorthodoX, and Dr. Browne was accused of atheism, de- ism, pantheism, Romanism, and so forth. The book was ordered to be burned by the common hangman, favorite method of stamping official disapproval on literary work in those llIueS, WHICH III IIllS CdSe, dS LIT. bd- con humorously remarked, was super fuous, as the book was so clever any way, that people would read it with out that courtesy.
 Dr. Bacon characterized the "Religio Medici," as a soliloquy. Browne, he declared, lived a very calm, prosperous and happy life, spent in a considerable degree in the pursuit of knowledge
 On the occasion of his seventy-sev- enth, birthday, Sir Thomas died at Norwich. Later his skull was present. ed as a gift to the Norwich hospital, and is still kept there despite numerous requests to restore it to it's, original resting place. It now reposes securely in a glass casket presented for the
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20
WE'RE ENTERTAINED.

The Mothers guild of St. Paul's par ish were delightflly entertained at the home of their rector, Rev. James De- Wolf Perry, on Wooster street yester- day afternoon, from until 5 o'clock. There were about forty members pres ent. Miss Prentice presided at the pi- ano, while Mrs. Haesche rendered sev- eral songs. Recitations were given by Miss Alice Guild. The children were taken care of by Miss Rogers, who did much for their amusement, and the rector later presented the tots with big handfuls of candy kisses.
 Others who helped to entertain were Rev. MT. Bell and Mrs. Bell, Mrs. Franklin Knight, Mrs. Ingersoll, Mrs Rogers and Miss Rogers. The mothers all expressed their appreciation of the event as being one of the most pleas urable of the season.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20
The Chatheld Paper Co. sssss sgssos s5qset Mo., ComnIete Line af Paner and Irvine N sto,.

broken, uneasy sleep the adoption ot only a very simple device is necessary. The last thing before getting into bed take a watch or clock and turn the
 hands to the hour at which one wishes to rise and gaze at this justsslong enough to fix the hour firmly on the re- tentive memory. Then if no other ab- 'sorbing thoughts intervene between that and the moment one is locked in slumber the nights rest will be easy and unbroken, and promptly at the
 hour in the morning, as rule, one will find oneself released from sleep and
 wide awake, There is no need to re- peat it over and over in the mind. All this makes, the brain uneasy and re- suits in the disturbed slumber. Sim-
 ply look at the watch or clock, as I have indicated, and the influence of the mind over matter will be clearly demonstrated in the morning. Try it
 some, night and observe how smoothly
 this physiological fact works, l..
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20
8 ' --I7F VI z Going to Bed, Hungry.
1t Is All Wrong and Man Is the Only
 Creature That Does II.

The complete emptiness of the stom- ach during sleep adds greatly to the amount of cancellation, sleeplessness and general weakness so often met with. There is a perpetual change of tissues in the body, sleeping or waking. and the supply of nourishment ought to he somewhat continuous ana rootI taking just before retiring adds more tissue and yigor is the, result. pr. W. T. Cathell says: All animals except man eat before sleep, and there is no req son in nature why man should form the exception to the rule"
 If people who are thin, nervous ana sleepless would take a light lunch of bread and milk or oatmeal and: cream, and at the same time take a safe, harm. less stomach remedy like Stuart's Dys- pepsia Tablets in order to aid the stonn- ach in digesting it., the result will be a surprising increase in weight, strength. and general vigor. The only drawback has been that thin nervous. dyspeptic people cannot digest and as3 simulate wholesome food at night or any other time. For such it is abso- lutely necessary to use Stuart's Dyspep- sia Tablets because they will digest the food, no matter how weak the stomach may be, nourishing the body and rest- ing the stomach at the same time.
 Dr stevenson says; T depend aI- most entirely upon Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets in treating indigestion, be- know just what they contain, a com bination of vegetable essences, pure pepsin. They cure Dyspepsia and stom- ach troubles, because they can't help but cure" Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are sold by Druggists everywhere at 50 cents per package. They are in lozenge form, pleasant to take, and contain nothing but pure pepsin, vegetable es- sences and bismuth, scientifically com pounded. Your druggist will. tell you they give universal satisfaction,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20
THE WAKING PROCESS.
Easy Scheme to End Your Sleep at
 Anv Hn1l1. Ynl1. Wish

Easy Scheme to End Your Sleep at
 Any Hour You Wish.
 "We hear it frequently asserted that if persons will impress the thought firmly upon their minds and continue thinking about it until they have fallen asleep that they desire to awake at a certain hour in the morning they will do so without fail," said Dr. Joseph Boehm in the St. Louis Globe-Demo- crat. But how many people have tried this method of insuring a prompt awakening at a given hour in the morning only to ffnd-,their rest through out the night disturbed and uneasy.
 "The brain will usually respond to the will and awaken one in the morn ing near the desired. hour under any circumstances, but to prevent the un-
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20
PREPARATIONS AND RESULTS.

MT. Weber Thanks People of New Ha-
 ven for Their Hearty Support.
 Although Music hall was not engag- ed for the production of 'The College Widower'' until about 3 o'clock yester- day afternoon, still, so speedily were things managed that at o'clock all arrangements had been practically completed and the orchestra had re- hearsal while the electrician was test ing the lights.
 Fire Chief Fancher visited the. thea ter with President Well, of the fire commissioners, to see that proper isles
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-10-20
NEW HAVEN STEAMBOAT LINE.
STEAMER RICHARD PEcK,

From NEW HAvEN-Steamer leaves 2:l5 a. m, daily, except Mondays. Pas- sesngers may board steamer at any time From NEW YORK-Steamer leaves 4:90 P. m, daily, except Sunday. SS Time between New York and NeN; Haven about five hours. < steamer arrives at and departs from Belle Dock. New Haven, and Pier 20. E R., foot of Peck Slip, New York. - For tickets and staterooms apply 1t the office on Belle Dock, also at Bisls op & Co s. 715 Chapel street, and ,lt Purser.s office on steamer. .' NJ X The NEW ENGLAND NAVIGATION GO.
 GEO. e. BLACK, Agent,
 Belle Dock, New Haven.