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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
The Wav Of II

Mothers spend more sleepless nights
than fathers because Of the children
when they are little, but when they are
grown and gone away It is the father
who says most about "ingratitude."-
-Atchison Globe.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Get Together.

See how unevenly things are divided
In this world! Kentucky stock IL suf-
fering from a shortage Of water, while
the Wall street stock Is undergoing
qualmS from too much water. II they
could get together and even up both
would be better off-Pittsburg Dis
latch.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Frost On the Pnmnkin

Susan Brett-What were you with
this season?
Hamlet Fatt-A rural drama called
"The Pumpkin"
Susan Brett-How'd you make out?
Hamlet Fatt-Oh. We got frosted, Of
oourse.-PittSburg Post.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Hint for Gfrla

No sensible man falls in love with 4
hat or q costume. or q dapper pair Of
boots Nothing so scares OF the would
b wooer a. the suggestion OF extraya-
CANT tastes and habits In q girL-ChIc.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
An Adept in the Art

she-They tell me. Mr.. Hefty, that
you have had the shape Of your nose
changed. Wonderful what advances
they have made in science. Who did Il?
He-The quarterback on the other
team.-DetroIt Free Press
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Understand Fnriiah

The countess Of Aberdeen recently
mentioned that when attending the in
ternational congress Of women at Berlin
she was impressed by the fact that near
ly every German woman or girl met with
understood English.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Can't Re none

CALIFORNIA; botanical wizard II too
practical to waste time on blue roses.
He has already produced many valu-
able varieties Of fruit and even hopes to
improve on the Boston bean.-St Louis
Globe-Democrat.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
OF Course,

Bell-Would you allow q man to kiss
you?
Maud Vim-Well, I think it IL our duty
to-er-to make allowances for the
weaknesses Of mankind.-N. 7. Times.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
To Cover IsIIis. or lam.

Pour melted parafin directly onto thu
Jam or jelly, being particular to have Il
touch the glass on all sides 90 that the
air may Be perfectly excluded.-Chiea-
20 Post
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
To Clean Ashastna

When the asbestos in stoves and IRE
places becomes blackened It may b
cleaned by sprinkling It with salt and
allowing the gas - burn for Q WHILE
Household.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11

In Lapland the crime which n pun
ished most severely next TO murder q
the marrying Of a girl against the az
press wish Of her parents.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
No Deserving BegEara.

81 have never known q deserving case
C street begging" was the remarkable
statement Of Sir Eric A. Buchanan, sec
rotary Of the London Mendicity society,
made the other day.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
London,a unsmnlov.d

In one day recently aeity firm rsesivsd
no fewer than eos applications IN ~
Spouse to an advertisement for q clsrk.
The salary offered was 30 EhiIIinSn
W7S0 Per wesk.-London Daily News
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Highest Tide.

The highest tide in the world Is n
the Bay Of Fundy. The tide there
sometimes rises to the height Of II
feet, and the increase Is occasionally
a much as q foot every I'VE minutes.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Our National Weather strin-

A cable to Panama will soon con-
meet the infant republic to its home
base and will make the canal strip q
sort Of weather strip on the edge Of the
republican. Y. Commercial.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Rich Grown for Imara.

Women Of the Spanish aristoeracy
have given jewels valued at RIs,ooo to
make . new crown for the reputedly
Wonder-working silver image Of the
Virgin In Seville cathedral.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
ETDlafnad

Tom-Newrich says his daughter f.
named after a Greek goddess
Diek-H'm! Glad you told me; I
thought II was after some kind of
patent medicine or q parlor car
Cleveland Leader.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Whsn the Hub Speaks.

The situation in Russia is to be con-
Gidered at q mass meeting In Boston
this week. After that the car and his
advisers win know precisely what to
do.-Pr0ideace Journal
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11

Twenty-six million six hundred and
Gtxty-six thousand six hundred gallons
Of milk were oregon's production for
the year 1904. The sale Of this output
aggregated $4,000, 900.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
A Matter Of Wei0ht

Would you marry a girl who was
worth her weight in gold?"
That would depend upon how much
abe weighed. kansas City Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
CnnndancA

SHe In very optimistic, isn't he?"
"Oh, yes! He Is absolutely certain
he can do anything he has never tried
% do."-Smart Set
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
International Stamp.

One of the latest ideas to be pro-
pounded and which will be brought for
ward at Q future international postal
congress is q suggestion for an interna-
tional stamp.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
More Than q Pint.

A recent weighing Of dandelion down
has shown that 1,O0O. 900 Of the dainty
paraehutes are needed to make Q pound.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11

Among the spells Of war taken ct LAO
yang was q pet pigeon belonging to Gen.
Kuropatkin. II In now In Toxic.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
By thu Youne Ida

4 maA's self-estsem oftsn rocstvss
Q tsrriac Jolt from the small boy who
wants to know things.-Chicago Daily
Newl
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Mianndarntnod.

Bachelor (disgustedly)-HuhI Yoz.r
b be married. hear.
oldham-Yes, to Miss PiaynA.
Poor -ehumpl I thought you knew
better"
$50 I do, but none Of them would
havs mA'-PhiIadelplaA PresE
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Cnttnn In Yncatan-

AgricultHrists Of Catnus, Yucatan,
are cultivating cotton with good sue
cess. This year the cotton plantations
VIII be enlarged.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
REMOVAL NOTICE.

Mr.. Edward z. Wilson, attorney-at-
law, has removed his once from 1856
Dearborn St, to the Quincy Building,
113 Adams street, Room $50.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Calling Stafinna-

Of about 30 recognized coaling sta
ions In the Pacific, Great Britain owns
Ct least II and the United States six.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11

Spain has 1027 iron mines, "a coal
and n lead and silver mines.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11

There are four times a. many words
in the English language as In the
French.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
guidsr,s GIue

In the spiders Neb It is the giutinous
beads that catch the victims.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
All Criminala

nsvil thoughts were crimes. Nhst pen
itsntiaries would we need.-N Y. Tines.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Collection Of Heads.

A French professor Is the owner Of q
collection of ego human heads. repre-
senting every known race Of people.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
ghould IA Lat Rat

Too many qnarrels are picked befor.
thsy are ripa-Chicago Daily News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Kitchan Ikam

The dirtiest frying pan viii become
clean II soaked I'VE minutes In ammonia
and water.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Depth Of Desert Sand

It is supposed that the average depth
Of the sand deserts Of Africa Il from 20
to 20 feet
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
It's the Other Ones.

The emergencies that We are always
prepared for never seem to turn ~
n. z. Times.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11

He cannot be a saint who will net Do
. ssrTAnL-GhieaSo Tribuna
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11

Goats milk is found to b immune
kron tuherculosis gsrmG
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
ROOMS TO RENT

Nicely furnished, furnace heat, gas
light and bath. Convenient to surface
and elevated cars BIB Wabash ave.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Saved.

Father-What did the teacher say
when she heard you swear3
Small Boy-She asked me where ]
learned It
What did you tell herr"
II didn't want TO give you away, pA
% I blamed 1t onto the parToGl"-DS
troit Free Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Mrs. Anna 1. Neufby,

- sNf"he - 'N"Sys
First class furnished rooms for rent
to gentleman, with bath and gas.
1888 Wabash avenue.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1905-02-11
Long Flieht Of Pigeons,

DonB EuBht on 14BoouBs
Eight pigeons recently few from
Kimberley to Cape Town, q distance Of
So miles, in IA hours.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-03-02

street. As Mr.. Slack owns lot No. Z on tb,
south side and because of the close prox,
unity OF this lot to his house he desired L
make the recent purchase in order K
straighten his line on the west side.
A rifle match was held Saturday morn
ing in Burlington between teams repre-
senting the classes Of 1906-7-s, u. V. NJ
each team consisting OF the best six shots
Of the class. In the team OF 1906, j. +
Grow made a score OF 81, and e. j. Kibby
score of 65. The possible score for each
man was 70, five shots being fired in each
OF the positions OF standing, kneeling and
lying
w. b. Wall invites all those who find
themselves in straitened circumstances as
regards water to take advantage of tn
abundance at his house, which is not only
provided with spring water but by the vii
lage reservoir also. He will be glad to see
the tracks of his neighbors on the kitchen
floor and wishes to relieve as much as be
can the distress accustomed by the frozen
condition OF the water system.
The Dartmouth Vaudeville company
played last night to a crowded house, that
included large delegation from the Nor
NAL school at the Center and many from
Bethel. The entertainment was rollicking
college boy fun that tickled the risibles OF
the usually sedate Randolph, and creased
Its countenanee with smiles The boys
are talented instrumentallsts, good sing
ers and actors and give an entertainment
without dull second in ii. touch OF
the pathetic relieved the continued hui
when at the last they present
I'd "Ihe Littlest Girl, an adaptation
from one of the Van Bibber stories o
Richard Harding Davis. ssThe littlest
girl was Miss Florence Noble, who took
1er role with the composure OF finished
lctrpgs
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-03-02

Accept no substitutes for
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Randolph Continued.

orson Woodcock was in Montpelier YES
terday
NJ. A. Tewksbury has gone to Boston on
a business trip.
Il. N. Jerd and his son, Mark. were in
Burlington over Sunday.
Mrs. Luke Fisher Of Cabot is the guest
OF Mrs. Alice Fisher. arriving yesterday.
Mrs. Rose Enber Of Lebanon, y. H.. Wis
tied her half-sister, Mrs. Lois Xix, for a
few days last week.
Miss Anne Dubois went to Hanover. n.
H., today to spend a week with the family
OF her cousin, DR.. Gilman Frost.
The senior class of the High school will
have a candy sale at the White Front in
Dubois d Gays hall Saturday afternoon.
George 5. Pope OF Randolph aud Miss
Faye Brewster of Bethel Gilead were
united in marriage at the Christian par
sonage last evening by Rev. Fraser Metz
ger.
Rev. w. 7. Sparhawk preached in Col
chester Sunday and spoke Monday on
Evangelism IN Christian EndeavorH he
Tore the Endeavor conference in Burling-
ton.
Master Royal Townsend came from
Chelsea Monday to celebrate his birthday
anniversary Tuesday with Mrs. A. hi
Powers, whose anniversary falls on the
same date.
Rev. Albert Carswell has been in Bur
iingtou this week, attending a conference
OF Episcopal clergymen OF Vermont with
Bishop Hall at the Bishops House at
Rock Point.
Horace NOulton, who has severed his
connection with the Winchester Arms
company OF New Haven, Conn. IS at home
for d few weeks rest aud vacation befere.
taking up business again.
Mr. and Mrs. Burton Lewis. who have
been living with Air. Lewis grandfather.
John Bean, are 10 move next week 10
farm IN Windsor, which Mr.. Bean and
Dir. Lewis looked over Monday.
g. Il. slack has purchased 81 FLYNN Par
meuter, through the A. B. Cushman real
estate ageucY, let No. @, situated on Maple
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-03-02
Special Low Rates 70 the West.

Commencing March first and continuing
to May 18th, extremely low rates will be
IN effect from New England to points in
Colorado, California and the Northwest,
via the Grand Trunk Central Vermont
Railways, in connection with the Boston
a Maine X. X. San Francisco 1880, Los
Angeles $3.50, Portland, Oregon, $3.50,
butte, Mont, $3.50; correspondingly low
rates 10 other points. Personally con-
Quoted tourist sleeping cars every Monday
and Wednesday from Boston at half the
price Of Standard Pullman berth. Lowest
rates combined with best service via this
route.
Anyone contemplating a trip to any
point IN the West should write T. II. Han
ley, New England Passenger Agent, $50
Washington street, Boston, who will be
pleased 70 quote rates and mail descriptive
folders. 3w
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-03-02
Death Of Mrs. Susan 0utton.

Mrs. Susan NJ. CRowell), widow Of ANA
sa Dutton, died at half past eight Tuesday
evening at the home of her daughter, Mrs
NJ. II. Preston. on School street. where
she had been staying for a month
Mrs. Dutton was taken in Saturday,
February IS. with erysipelas affecting the
left limb, and gaBgrene developing caused
her death.
She WAS born in Tunbridge, the daugh-
ter or Moses Roweli, and was the last II a
family Of twelve children. Her married
life was spent IN Bethel Upon the death
81 her husband 10 years ago. she removed
20 Randolph. vi here she had resided ever
since with her two daughters, Mrs Pres
ton and Mrs. Edward Mcintosh. Her age
was s. years.
She was a woman Of fine character.
l0vaaie ard winning In every respect. and
10 her daughters a mother who called
forth the most devoted Affection
The funeral service IS 20 be held at 2
O'Clock this afternoon at the Preston resi-
degce on school street, Rev. Fraser Metz
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How,a Ihls7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any case OF eatarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY a. CO, Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned, have known Il. j.
Sheney Tor the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in All business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made BY his firm.
WALDING, kINNAN al MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. %.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mtI-
cous surfaces Of the system. Testimonials
sent tres. Price zoe. per bottle. Sold bv
all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-03-02
Church Notes.

cemetery.
Church Notes.
Rev. q. Il. Laid will preach at the union
service in the Baptist church.
The Standard Bearers will meet with
Mrs. X. Nj. Fowler Saturday afternoon.
The ladies OF the Baptist church will
serve boiled dinner and hash supper in
the chapel on town meeting day.
The subject OF the lesson sermon at the
/ Christian Science chapel for next Sunday
is substance
I The Woman's Missionary society Of the
/ Christian church will meet with Mrs. e.
/ h. kllburn Thursday, March 2. at 2 80 pm.
+ The Ladies Missionary society OF the
/ Cong church will meet with Mrs. Nj. a.
o'clock.
Methodist Episcopal church Preach
ing by the pastor al 1880 a. m. Sunday
school at IL o'clock. Epworth League at
$40 p. m.
The Christian Endeavor society Of the
Christian church will hold social IN the
yestry, Friday evening, Mar. 10th. All
cordially invited
The Ladies Ways and Means society OF
the Congl church will hold a business
meeting with Mrs. T.. A. Thomas Thurs
day afternoon, March 9.
The Lords Supper will be observed at
the Cong1 church on Sunday morning.
Monthly conservation service OF the En-
deayor society at 6:30 p. m.
The subject OF the weeks lesson at the
Christian church Sunday morning will be
The Greek Church and the Russian Cri-
SIS" Sermon will be on the text, "And
when he came to himself
Next Sunday is Quinquagesima Sunday.
the last Sunday before Lent. At St
Johns church there will be celebration of
the Holy Communion at 1890 o'clock.
The rector will preach. All are cordially
welcome.
The fourth quarterly conference will
meet IN the yestry OF the Methodist
church Wednesday, March s, at the close
OF the prayer nesting. Every member Is
urged to be present. Those who have re-
ports are requested TO present the same in
writing. Rev. w. NJ. Newton, presiding
elder, will preside.
Baptist church services 1880 a. m. and
. 30 p. m, with union service at 30 D. m.
The pastor will preach in the morning. 4
Communion OF the Lords supper at close /
OF morning service. The pastor will con- I
duet the young peoples conservation SER /
vice al $50 p. m. The Bible school will
meet at " o'clock. The male quartet will /
sing at the 1880 and 7 100 services.
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The Panic Monday Night.

About o'clock Monday evening thosg
fortunate people whose water pines had
RETAINED from freezing up to that time
were thrown into hysterical excitement
upon discovering that there was a slaeken-
ing OF the flow from the reservoir, and It
was Immediately suspicioned that all the
pipes were freezing.
Faucets were turned on full blast ali over
the village, and bath tubs, wash tubs,
pals and buckets were filled in anticipa-
tion Of prolonged drouth. One man,
having drawn supply into everything in
the house that would hold water except
his bber boots, went after those but be-
fore he could get them the faucet ran dry.
The trouble was found to be the l0rma-
tion of ice on the sieve over the outlet pipe
of the reservoir, which prevented the water
flowing freely. The ice was removed that
night but the wholesale raid on the reser-
voir had drained 1t so dry that Tuesday
only small stream was running across
The bottom from the intake 10 the outlet.
The reservoir had been gaining lately,
and the water commissioners enjoin upon
everyone the greatest care to prevent waste
IN order that there may be a chance for
the supply to increase again, Such panic
as the one Monday night might easily par-
alyze the whole system by freezing every
pipe, beginning with the lower levels; for
IN reducing the reservoir, the water from
the highlands would set back into the
lower pipes and speedily CONCEAL.
Prospects are Frightening little, now
ever. For five days no new pipes have
been reported frozen, and experimental at
tempts in thawing are being made. Eli
1t Lawrence has purchased one and one
half horsepower steam boiler with which
he operated yesterday on Summer street
in front Of w. +. Martins. 1t softened
the ground, which is frozen to a depth OF
six feet, enabling him to dig easily down
to the shut-off at the main. BY closing
The shut-off the pipes leading to the houses
can be thawed without danger of lowering
The reservoir and wasting the precious
water should leak be discovered.
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ACard.

We wish to express our sincere thanks to
our friends and neighbors who so kindly
assisted us during the sickness and death
OF our beloved little one also to the men at
the mill for their assistance and sympahthy.
to the Baptist Sunday school and friends
for the beautiful flowers, and to those who
sang,
Mr.. AND Mrs. ALFRED p. KNIGHT AND
CHILDREN
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The Sick List.

s. &. Webster is critically III with heart
disease at his nome on Weston street.
Clarence Seymour is confined to the
house with bronchitis, and his mother is
in very poor health, suffering from can
Ger.
Ernest Luce's children are very siek.
The infant daughter of Mr.. and Mrs, T..
h. Emerson was taken with bronchitis
Monday but is now a little better.
Francis Dickerman has been unable to
be at his blacksmith shop for two weeks
on account Of the grip.
Mrs. Sarah 5. Powers is a victim OF
bronchitis, and her daughter, Mrs. II. j.
Corwin, came from Lowell, Mass. Nom
day to care for her.
Mrs. b. |. Pratt is convalescing from a
hard cold.
Mrs. Dillingham; Waldo, who was dam
gerously i'll with pneumonia last week. has
been gaining little lately.
Mrs. VIM. A. Cole, who was much pros
trated by the after-effects OF the grip. is
also reported better.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-03-02
Spring Medicine

There is no other season
when good medicine is SO
much needed as in the Spring.
The blood is impure, weak
and impoverished "a condi-
ton indicated by pimples and
other eruptions on the face
and body, by deficient vitality,
loss of appetite, lack of
strength, and want of ANNA
ton.
Hoods Sarsaparilla and
Pills make the blood pure,
vigorous and rich, create ap-
petite, give vitality, strength
and animation, and cure all
eruptions. Have the whole
family begin to take them
today.
Hoods sarsaparills has been used in
our family for some time, and always with
good results. Last Spring I vas an run
down and got bottle Of It. and as usual
received great benefit" Miss BEurkH
BoYCE, stowe VT.
Accept no substitutes for
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ger OF the Christian church officiating,
and interment Will be made in Southyiew
cemetery.