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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-02-09
WHITE SALMON.

The woman's club organized lately
in Cooks addition met last Thursday
afternoon at the Mrs Wilson's. The
club is gowing and has now l3 mem
bers Mrs. Peck is president and
Mrs. Martin, secretary.
Mr.. Clark and son John are busy
clearing the land they bought of Mr..
Bowman. They have made a good
showing this winter.
Gilbert Knutson is contemplating a
siX-months' trip to st. Paul, MINI.
TO take some more lessons in the jew
olers' trade He will start the first
of.Narch and be gone until Septem-
ber. His family will stay in White
Salmon.
q. Rankin went to Trout Lake last
week, for few days to Chapman Bros
camp.
We note many strangers in town
lately looking around. A good many
people are here from the logging
camps.
L, Myers, sr, has some stock at Bin
gen in Judge Byrkett's pasture. He
Ia going there every day from White
Salmon feeding them.
Mr., Shaw of Glenwood is reported
better
The literary society held its usua
meeting Wednesday night and al
hands had an agreeable time. The
subject debated was: Resolved, That
the parcel post is of more benefit than
the present system.
In the future we hear we will have
a bettor and more complete local phone
5y tenn.
The B. p A. had their first meeting
after organizing. All report a gooC
time Supper was served at Mrs
| Green 5 restaurant before going home
Burdoiu was at the blacksmith shoE
having his tools repaired to work OF
the road. His road is making nice
progress.
CIaterbos sold his telephone line Il
/ Wyers & Grow of White Salmon
They are putting up line in gooC
| shape.
County Commissioner J. p, EgaI
is hracing up the bridge over DRY
creek canyon, for the boiler of Thomas
a Mccoy to pass over.
Frank Groshong is busy shoeinl
horses these days There are alway
people waiting for work He wishe
to retire from the blacksmith shop
and viii rent it tools and all. Her
is good opportunity for some one
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-02-09

There was a lively discussion over
the local option measure and the
Jayne bll. Other questions of interest
we're also discussed. The society meets
again on Saturday evening, February
II. An invitation is extended to all
to come and take part and help to
make it instructive as well as inter
aStinp
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-02-09
Afraid of Strong Medicines

Many people suffer for years from
rheumatism pains and prefer to do so
rather than take the strong medicines
usually given for rheumatism, not
knowing that quick relief from pain
may be had simply by applying Cham
berlain's Pain Balm and without taking
any medicine internally. For sale at
Williamsl Pharmacy.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-02-09
In the Sun.

A certain clergyman, who is autho-
rity on sun-dials, was asked recently
to prepare a suitable motto for one to
be set up in parishoner's garden.
Without hesitation he wrote the fol-
lowing sentence, which will be recog-
nized as the motto of city news
paper, Isl id sole vides, ita est -
LiDDpncOtti 8
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-02-09

as could be ascertained.
We saw three or four long faces last
Saturday evening, when word was
received that Cascade county was not
yet fact. Better not banker after
Office, bows.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-02-09

When you want physic that is mild
and gentle, easy to take and certain to
act, always use Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets. For Sale at Will
Jams Pharmacy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29

do something else II it hadn't been
for the storm and the big fish episode
Jonah would never have gone TO Nine
web at all Look into the history Of the
modern JOSIAH and you'n find that, at
some period of his career he has made
a miserable failure. Having failed
himself, he doesn't see how anybody
else has any right to succeed.
The best way to do is to pay no at
tention to the Jonah. After all, you
must work out your own salvation. l.
the people of Nineveh had believed that
their destruction would be sure they
would have made no attempt to avert
it. They did try. though, and they sue
eeeded. So let your Jonah croak as
much as he pleases- If you do your
best the chances are decidedly that you
will succeed, and if you fail you will
a least have the satisfaction of know
ing that you tried
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
EXCELLENT MARKsMANsHlP.

I f CRAFTSMANSHIP could be used
as an argument for statehood then
Arizona should be admitted To the hap
py sisterhood instanter OH the show
ing made in Nogales on Friday by one
Catalina Kid" whose real and true
name is said to have been Ferdinand
Walters. Walters was discharged from
a gambling house formidable dictu-
using marked cards for winning the
money of patrons of the place. This is
the really fishy part OF the story But
probably the proprietors figured that
in the ordinary course Of events the
percentage in their favor was sufficient
and they did not have to resort to
downright robbery.
The Catalina Kid" did not take his
discharge with the calm philosophy
that characteriZes most knights Of the
green cloth. He was very angry in
deed. AS he left the place on Wednes-
day night. when he was discharged, he
remarked that before long there WOULD
be a few dead men lying around. Fri
day Walters, to use sporting express
sion, made good" He walked into
the gambling house with his trusty re-
volver, fired three shots and then
walked out. He left three dead men
behind him. In the street, as a friend
of the dead was preparing to pot him,
Walters fired another shot. This time
the weapon was turned against himself
and he fell dead.
~ Four gamblers in four shots is not a
bad record at all. Evidently the open
season for gamblers is on in Arizona.
Walters evidently thought he was linn
tied to three, though it is not to be
supposed for a moment that there is a
legal limit However, we are not dis
posed to quarrel with the Catalina
Kid" AS the poet puts it. "He done
his durndest; angels couldn't lay over
that" But it is pity that such an ex-
cellent marksman could not have been
spared to continue the work he began
with such vigOr
We are inclined to the belief that
Arizona will be better of without the
citizens laid low by the unerring ain,
of walters, and even without Walters
himself. While we would not advocate
a wholesale slaughter of the gambling
profession we would not object serious
~ TO some movement calculated to
make them earn an honest living in
stead of preying on the public gener-
all
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29

country are decreasing The country is
filling UP with people. Civilization Is the
cause of that.
Turkey raising is Improbable on small
farms Whecever small far-e comes
into existence the tiller of the soil ascer-
tains that there is more. money in other
things besides turkeys. A turkey requires
as much range as a Texas steer.
And that IS why We get more turkeys
now from Texas than we do from the
New England and the middle states Of the
west There is plenty OF range in Texas
for the bird. and that is why the Texas
turkey is better in every way than the
turkey that is raised in the east. Ii
won't be many years before the president
mas turkey from the state of Joe Bailey.
You people who think nothing but tur-
key Will do for Thanksgiving and Christ
mas had better get right busy pretty
soon Some OF the prosperity grabbers Of
New York have already given the. turkey
the shake and are ordering English pleas
ants
Il tell you as an old tradesman that the
turkey is doomed I don't know what viii
axe its place. but il Is vanishing.
Let me tell YOU another thing that you
may not have noticed The turkey OF To-
day is not as tOothsome as 1t was. IL Is
deEenera ting.
Just hunt up some old granddaddy whs
has tasted wild turkey and he viii tel
YOU that there Is no comparison betWeei
the strutter of the forest and the pam
pered eird of the pen. The wild bird hdf
gamey flavor that your tame one cal
never approach.
Il reckon YOU know that the turkey il
England is now only a recollection. -
il will be in the United States within I'M
next ten wears.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
PATRIOTISM VS.. PARTISANsHIP,

n NE OF THE GREATEST compli-
" ments that has been bestowed
upon President Roosevelt was uninten-
ticnaliy paid him not long ago by dis
contented Republican. This man.
speaking to a Democrat, said: you
have 10 reason to complain over the
defeat of Judge Parker. Mr.. Roosevelt
is better Democrat than Parker would
have been. He certainly is a better
Democrat than Grover Cleveland ever
was The fellow has just about stolen
all the Democratic thunder there is
Ii is true that Mr.. Roosevelt seems to
be sincerely i'm favor of strengthening
the interstate commerce commission so
as to make rebates and freight rate dis
examinations impossible. he believes in
a revision of the tariff and he would
smash the trusts. Those are good Dem
ocratic doctrines and so great "a leader
as William Jennings Bryan has pub
licly endorsed the presidents attitude
on these important matters.
The Herald has frequently comment
ed adversely on actions of President
Roosevelt. During the campaign ana
since it has taken occasion to point out
our belief that he was wrong, when il
thought he was wrong. 1t has taken
occasion to commend Mr.. Roosevelt
more than once, and it hopes to find
other occasions for praising him. This
leads uD to the excellent talk made by
Governor Folk of Missouri the other
day He said, in part:
craftsmanship is good thing some
bf1f nat hef all
the time. PartisanshiD is well enough
when il does not conflict with PATRIOTISM,
but patriotism is a higher virtue th2n par
isanShip. The legislator who sells his
vote traffics in the honor of a sovereign
people and prostitutes the trust TcpOScd
in him. There can be no offense which,
If allowed to go on, is fraught with gTaver
consequences Il is more fatal T. civic
life than any other crime. for il pOlluteS
the stream of law at its source l. makes
the passage of laws mere matters of bar
gain and sale, thwarts justice, en- nrones
iniquity. and renders lawful government
impossible.
''If ali official acts were for sale we
would have government not Of, for, ana
by the people. but "A government II. for,
and BY the few with wealth enough TO
purchase official favor. II is the highest
duty of every legislator of every Official I.
and of every citizen TO do all that he can
10 eradicate this evil, which is the great
est enemy TO free government and the
greatest danger that COnfrOntS this ma
ton today. IL Is not always b. taking
money that an official may prostitute his
trust. He does II whenever he Uses the
power given him to be exercised for the
official can cmbezzle public power we'll
a nuDliC nancy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
MAILED HAND WINS.

n NE OF THE STORMIEST weeks in
" all the stormy history of Russia
closed yesterday with the lid apparent
ly securely in place upon the cauldron
once more. While the reports from St
Petersburg. Moscow and Warsaw are
conflicting. it appears that in many in
stances the strikers are returning to
work For the time being the rebellion
has seemingly been crushed. The dead
are buried, the wounded are being cared
for. Once more the autocrats will point
out the wisdom of the mailed hand
policy has been indicated.
But it has been indicated only 10
the extent that there have been no
serious conflicts between the strikers
and the soldiers since last Sunday: it
has been indicated only in the sense
that the people are sullenly resting on
their arms. The strikers who have re-
turned to work have not returned be-
cause of any paltry concessions that
have been granted them. They have
returned because it was necessary for
them to work or die. Given a time of
rest. a time in which they will at least
nave SoiieAhiilS 70 eat ana lIley VIII re-
turn, to the conflict with renewed en-
ergy, with fresh determination.
The next outbreak. in Russia will not
be quelled as easily as was the last.
The time cannot be far distant when
the masses all over the empire will rise
as one man and demand their rights.
They may be crushed again and again.
but eventually they will compel the
autocrats to give them all they are
now asking and perhaps a great deal
more. Il is pity that the rulers are
unable 10 recognize this fact. And they
would recognize it if they did not de-
liberately blind themselves.
The only salvation for Russia is in a
constitutional government. 1t is the
only Christian--if it can be called Chris
tian-country in the world that has a
government in which the people have
absolutely no voice. The principle IS
grievously wrong. other nations long
since abandoned the theory and it n
high time for Russia to abandon it. If
the ear would save his head he should
listen no longer to counsels unfFiendly
to the people and definitely promise
the installation of a constitutional gov
eminent on definite date
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
Thoughts of a Great One.

Speaking of prima donnas.' re-
marked the young man from Chicago,
reminds me of a time when l was a
student in Chicago. The Grau opera
company was giving season in the
town and I, with several other young
men of the university, secured a think
ing part in the production. We We're
dressed becomingly in shields and
things and appeared en- masse at the
proper times TO constitute a crowd.
| was young then and wildly anxious
to learn something OF the private talk
of the great singers. One night my
opportunity came. l was standing in
one of the wings when Madame Games
and another of the singers came UP
behind me to watch the scene on the
<lge. Now 1 thought, i shall hear
the great Games say something. Her
first remark was addressed to me. 1t
was:' Get out of the way, kid. L want
TO see this myself l got out of the
way but fingered near. a moment
later. as one of the women on the stage
threw out a hand Games addressed
herself to the man standing by her.
What do you think of that for a ham.
huh?' she said. That was all 1 heard
Games say in private"
If one could only know which cor
porations are back of the various cor
poration bills that have been intro
duced it would be of material value
IN sizing I'D the measures.
Still. it is thought. General Miles will
not be remembered only as a victim
of bureaucratic spite.
If Messrs Lucas and McCIoskey can
secure control of all the bats and balls
in the country there is no question but
that their fight against our baseball
league win be successful.
However, IL the Democrats were in
control il would not be difficult TO per
suade Republican leaders that parti-
san boards are Ubiquitous.
To date none OF those who pronounce
Stoessei a coward have signified a de-
sire to go to Port Arthur for the pur-
pose of taking up Soessers job where
he left off.
Any bill TO reduce The size of the city
council may be regarded as a measure
of safety.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
REGARDING JoNAHs.
But it displeased Jonah exceedingly,
and he was very angry"

But it displeased Jonah exceedingly,
and he was very angry.
I ONAH HAD BEEN SENT by the
Lord 10 Nineveh with instructions
to cry out against its wickedness. In
stead of going promptly he went down
to Joppa and took a ship bound for
Tarshish. En- route TO Tarshish he en-
countered various troubles with which
everybody is doubtless familiar. After
he had escaped from the interior anat-
omy of the whale he concluded that he
ought to obey the Lord. So he went
to Nineveh.
On his arrival there we are told that
he entered into the city a days jour
ney, and he cried and said, Yet forty
days and Nineveh shall be over
thrown" The people of Nineveh be-
Iieved Jonah. At once king and COM
moner put on sackeloth and sat in
ashes. A great moral wave swept over
the city. We imagine that the gam
bling houses and the saloons were
closed, that the churches were thronged
with citizens who honeStly repented of
their sins.
when the Lord saw the people of Nine
veh turn from their evil ways he re-
considered his determination to destroy
the city. That displeased Jonah might
iIy. Therefore now, O Lord prayed
the discredited prophet. take, I be-
seech thee. my life from me; for it is
better for me to die than to live" Jonah
would have been perfectly happy if, in
stead of sparing Nineveh. the Lord had
utterly destroyed the place. He would
have wanted TO live on and on, prophe-
sying evil happenings every day
Do you know that there are a great
many modern Jonahs?~ If you cast a
mental glance over the list of your ac-
quaintances you will doubtless find a
few. They are the men who make
themselves and others miserable by pre-
dictions of failure for every enterprise
that comes under their range OF vision.
Let somebody start movement for a
great manufacturing enterprise. In
stantly the Jonahs spring up.
They take a stand as near the center
of the city as possible and declare that
the enterprise can never succeed. that
freight rates are too high, that the cost
Of living TO the workers is too dear.
that a sufficient amount of capital can
never be gotten together. that the plan.
is too far from the market. But you
know the arguments they use Then. ii
in spite of all their croaking the enter
prise is successful, they are miserable
until another opportunity for doleful
prophecies presents itself
And your average Jonah is just about
the type OF the Bible Jonah. The orig
inal jonah proved himself utterly un-
quaIihed for the trust reposed in him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
Live Wires.
Hiawatha Learns Something

Years ago said Efiawatha.
Our tribe had famous hunters,
1 have known some noted slaSerS
OF the wolf and the coyote,
OF the lynx and of the wild cat,
Oh. the bear and mountain lion.
Men who thought they had an mixing
OF the shaving of wild creatures,
OF the chase and OF the stalking
And. in those DAYS. we considered
Gamo more mum rouS than at present
Now / know We were mistaken.
Now / know we just imagined
We had game and mighty hunSers-
We had neither; our great hunters
Work was raw and amateurish
And our game was scarce and skIttish-
Things have changed" said Hiawatna,
Since the DAYS when Dog His rootStepSs
Kill En- Quick and other hunters
Chased the bear and mountain lion
To their lairS and bravely slew them
This know from my perusai
o. reports of bounty payments
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
DYING OF CIVILIZATION.
Will the Turkey Be Extinct in the
United States in Ten Years.
lNeW York Sun.


You fellows who insist on eating tur-
KEY will have TO take steps to procure
some other kind CO meat before many
moons. said Washington market dealer
TO one OF his customers who said he had
never got enough turkey meat. IF the
demand OF the last few years keeps on
increasing there won L be enough turkeys
in this country in twenty-five years to
count.
You have read that old story about
the vanishing buffaio? Well. sir. the next
story win be about the vanishing gObbler
and his mate
IT'S all account of too much civil
tzation. The Drogenftor. Of the turkeys
you have been eating all your life was
the wild turkey. When the Pilgrims hit
the Massachusetts, pike the turkeys were
untamed as the Indian.
''rhey had their wings. and as the pale
faces BEGAN TO spread out the turkeys
took to their wings and travelled west.
They knew how to live They didn't have
10 be penned up and pampered as they
now are In Rhode Island.
The turkey tastes best when IL raises
Itself on the range. You do not nce7 any
Sta tjsiirs I'd prove that the ranges IL this
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
Needed a Guardian.

senator's and others in the senate
chamber the other day the talk turned
to pFecocious children. Il met one i'll
Denver several years ago" said Pres
ident 5. H. Love. she was the caugh-
ter Of my host and an exceptionally
bright little girl. During dinner her
father and l were discussing a boxing
match scheduled for that night, and
we decided to, attend We did not sup
pose the little girl had paid particu-
lar attention to our talk, but later we
harmed she had given IL considerable
thought. Shortly after dinner her
mother repeated. to our vast amusement
the closing sentence of the little girls
evening prayer. II was, And dear Je-
sus. please bring papa and Mr.. Love
safe home from the prize fight.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
A JUST CRITICISM.

To The Salt Lake Herald:
To think that persons would or coutd
leave a concert hall cas- at the Melbst
concerO during the singing of that most
glorious composition Of Handel S, Inc
HaIieIujah Chorus" amounts. almost to
the sacreligiOus-
To say the least. such action eelittles
the grandeur of the music
1t is moreover. often customary for the
audience TO stand TeverentlS during the
production. and il would be courteous OF
those who do not care to listen TO SIT
quietly while others enjoy il.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
Money to Burn.


N-~APbAAcc~ =
That confederate money was never
taken seriously is well illustrated in the
following story told ~ the late General
John Il. Gordon and which, as far as can
be asceTtained, has never appeared IN
print:
One day during a temporary cessation
of hostilitfes between the opposing toces
a tall. strapping Yankee rode into the
confederate camp on q sorry-lockiug old
horse to effect trade for some tobacco
''Hullo. ysnki' hailed one of number
of confederate soldiers i0iiing about on
the grass in front OF a tent, that's a
right smart horse youall got there"
Think so?' returned the yank-
Yes; whatlt you take for him -
''Oh. I don't know.
Well. III give you 5000 for him. !. ban
tered the confederate.
You go to blazes!'' Indignantly re-
turned the yank: i've just paid $4,000 Of
your money to have him curried.-'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
Bishops Face Changed.

tBoN- Elder NeWS.)
United States Marshal Haywood called
at Bishon Lorenzo n. Stohfs residence
Monday evening and taking a paper from
his pocket. said, PECULIARLY. 'tWell bishop.
Two got that little letter for YOU" An
being read He had visions of sump-
tuous sleeper and diner on the Overland
limited speeding towards Washington and
of delightful visit in the nations capital
all at the expense of Uucle Sam. When
the reading was finished the marshal
said, Your first name is Olecn. isn't It,.
bishop?" Presto! What a change. The
erstwhiie beaming face of the bishop was
long as an ak handle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
George and Ted Are Great.
CTintic AIincr.o

The two greatest living statesmen now
President Roosevelt and SeDator-elect
Sutherland. they send forward their cam
Paign managers to the Republican con-
VcntiOn and CaucuSSes and to 3li oppOS-
ing candidates say silence and their
nominations and elections are unanimous.
These are truly great men.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
Any Downtown Street.

cleveland Plain DealerO
When 1 catch him I'll wipe up the
street with him."
II don't know whether or not he
needs il, but the street certainly does"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
She Knew.

philadelphia Public LEDGER
HUH" snorted the boarder. who was
temporarily out. of employment more
stories from Port Arthur There's
nothing i'm these idle rumors''
True" replied Mrs. Sarvem. mean
iDgly. idle rOomers seldom pay their
board promptly" --------
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29

A Chicago anarchist says the assas-
sination industry is dwindiing because
OF lack OF funds. Isn't il about time
for some of them to come forward and
ask for protection?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-01-29
information Wanted,
CStockton Sentinel. }

Talk about ''Reubens. alfalfa, hay
seeds, etc What about the city iavs
who were so easy that "RcubrnS," al
falfas.' etc. could work the state
through, them for thousands OF dollars.