The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-08-31
THISTLES.

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marrifi ny daughter must be rich Impe.
eute-Nell, fir, | d9B's know ofsny better
way 20 ~ rich than TO marry her.
oh, 20, he doten't mind people talking
bach he likes Il lie does, Yes. Hes
Al bue,i9neer
-Bsegn--l SEQ a man recently committed
Suicide By sshllosiss clock key Esber,
Strange way Of Wiadltg up his earthly
Affairs. wasn't Il
You never can tell how children are
going 10 spply things, said public school
teacher. The other dAy ! asked the Glars
what fort was. Oae boy answered, "A
place to put men In Then whst's for.
treasf said !. "A place to put women In {!
exclaimed the class 10 unison.
by the way, what has become OF
Browns book I'OHo Hundred Short Cuts to
Wealth, that be was working 50 hard upon
last year, oh, Brown hoished the book
all right, but was unable to raise money
enough to have Unpublished.
Then so fsr as YOU are aware, said the
lawyer who wss doing cross examining
stunt, your wife was performing her usual
household duties when the accident occur.
redf Yes; answered the witness she Was
talking
II hyah yoah Is into BUSINESS sad
Mani Brown. faas, indeed, MIR. Rsstu,
Piukley. lie raisin' chickens an ssllin' 'em
What's de matters Is you los your appe
tltef
Charles Van Viewpoints new automobile
will seat forty people. Great Scott Die
you say fortys Surel Fifteen doctors
ilftecn surgeons. ak machinists, two fln'
settlers, the chauffeur and Charlie.
She Would you beIieveit' When tn
bride came TO the word obey In the wed
ding service abe suffered terribly. He
Well, she might Just 40 well break bel
word one time as another,
All, said Bragg with view to masins
Miss Brightley Jealous, 81 wss alone fol
quite awhile last evening with one whom
admire very much" All, replied Misi
Bhghtley, "slone, were your"
Love letters should always be writer
only on one aide Of the paper. This vii
make II much more convenient for h.,
newspapers when the letters are read IL
court 10 breach OF promise suits.
LIZA wonder she doesn't take up sth
letics. Doesn' / she believe 10 a strenuoul
lifef Yes, but think she finds husband
hunting sufficiently strenuous accups
tIoss
--Johnny-Paw, did Moses have the
dyspepsia like what you have goty Father
How on earth do know What makes
you ask ,uch question: Johnny-why,
our Sunday school teacher says the Lord
gave Moses two tablets.
In a certain home where the stork re-
Gently Waited there isl sx-year.old son OF
lnquirlng mind. When he was first taken
In 10 see the Hew arrival he exclaimed
"oh, mamms, II hasn't any teeth oh,
msmms, It hasn't any hair, !" Then, clasp
Ing his hands In dIspsir, he cried "some.
bocy has done usb LIS an old baby"
And go all good children 90 to heaven.
Bot II they all 10, mamma, there won't be
any room for playground.
No. weather has is good points. For
instAnoe' Suppose we had to buy m much
Ice 10 summer a. we buy coal 10 winter.
--Gfhee--l actually had three men at
my feet last week. Edith--oh, well, don't
get discouraged, Perhaps you may yet
nnd $ chiropodls, who viii be able to az
ford you relief
What does tbs casiing Of shoe after
the bride meant HISS II some traditional
slgnineshet' a,ked Mss Blossom. don't
know wha, the traditional meaning s, re-
piled Mrs. Tamedowp, but 10 my case I,
meant ,ir pieces OF cut gla., two mirrros,
chandelier and de-t 10 my silver chat.
ing dlsh.
-Qaigg-The plan for improving the
roads and sidewalks was voted on a. the
meetlng lac, night, aud stoke, vi. the
only one who opposed II. Rooi--um I!
Stokes Ia 10 the boot ard shoe business.
The school house burned during the