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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

Visitor lin boom toWn)-You have a
fine country here, haven't your
Citizen-That's what they say.
Visitor-Is it a good coentry for poor
MANI
Citizen-Wa-aI, I reckin it is. I come
here twenty years ago with nuthin' an
I'm still holdin' my own.-Dallas News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

Willie-Pa, message isn't good to eat is
it?
Wfllie-Why. Mr.. Tangler, our Sunday
school superintendent, kept telling US all
the time today that rEsau sold his BIRTH
right for a pot of message. philadelphia
Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

why don't you go to work7% demanded
asWeIi, yer see began the gray-haired
old loafer. i've got a wife an three
children TO SUPPORT
But If you don't work how can you
support"
an three children to support me. Chi
cago Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

Nero ordered that the chariots be dump
ed in the sea and that lion fights be
abolished from the Coliseum.
But, your highness,' protested the Ro-
man senator, what other exciting sport
can we get that is as fatal and CORY as
those you are about to do away Witl2
why, college football and hazings and
I shall Introduce them this week.
And, sending courier for hundred
additional physicians the great emperor
began TO read up the latest rules of the
gridiron.-Chicag News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

Wiggs-He's had a great many ups and
downs in his life.
Waggs-He certainly has had a check
cred career, but he's very wealthy now
Wiggs-Yes. you might say that his ca
reer is ex-chequered now, eh2-Phila-
delphia Public Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

"And then, what do you think? IN
stead of approaching it I overheard
that Simpson man tell some one else
that he'd never in his life met a girl
who could say as many mean things
about other girls in five minutes as I
could I just can't get over it The
hateful thingi"
''Well I don't wonder" said the girl
with tan shoes.-Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

Naoni-Young Goodwin tried to kiss me
last night and I told him to behave.
F,loise-And did he kiss you?
Naomi-NO: the idiot actually behaved.
Columbus Dispatch.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-10-18

And is the little man a literary genius.
too?'
Eyes, indeed. He is the most successful
of them all"
And what are his most successful
books?''
q Fudge and Kindred Sweets and
Cooking Under Three Administrations >"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
A Russian Visitor

Abraham BeaLke arrived in the
City yesterday and is the guest Of
his cousin, ,. Lubman. He is a
Russian having left native land
about two months ago and stop
ping some time ii New York be-
fore coming west. Mr. Bealke
comes from the northern part Of
Russia lie is unable to speak
any English. Mr.. Lubinan inform
Cd 2 reporter that his cousin was a
mechanic and had worked as fore
man for q contractor. On one oc-
casion he had been favored with
an exceptionally good position ir
this capacity working for wealthy
lbrother-inlaw For his service he
had received a little over $40 per
ucDth. This was considered very
high wages for a workman. On
the other hand, however, the
workingman could live on from
Sf.oo 10 81. So week, 70 that he
was able toe accumulate a small
capital and engage in business.
Being asked what his cousin
thought about The war, Mr.. Lnb-
man smiled and said that no one
outside d the cities knew any
thing about what was going on.
Papers are published only in tue
1arge cities and the government
censors tiielI 50 hat little real in
formation reaches the middle
classes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
GOOD SPIRITS.

Good spirits don't all come from
Kentucky. Their main source is
the liver-and all the fine spirits
ever made in the Blue Grass State
could not remedy a bad liver or the
hundred-and-on i'll effects it pro-
duces. You can't have good
spirits and a bad liver at the same
time. Your liver must be in fine
condition if you would feel buoy
ant, Leppy and hopeful, bright Of
eye, light Of step, vigorous and sue
cessful in your pursuits. You can
put your liver in fine condition BY
using Green's August Flower tie
greatest Of all medicines for the
liver and stomach and a certain
cure for dyspepsia or indigestion.
Il has been a favorite household
remedy for oyer thirty-6ve years.
August Flower will make your
liver healthy and active and thus
insure you liberal supply Of
good spirits. Trial size, : 5cts
regular bottles, 75c. AT all drug
gists West Side Drug Store.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
The Mutual Life Insur-
Co. of New York

F~s,Y Nntnal Not staek comsanT
IT'S Fast assets 81 over $45o, ,oOo. 900
5eiongs absolutely to policy hold
ers. There are many good COM
panies but none better than the
Mutual Life Different kinds of
policies are written to meet the diff
ferent circumstances cf the peoP.e
ard tic varied purposes for whsch
insurance is taken. The poor mar
To protect his family, the rich man
to protect his estate, the business
man to protect bis financial stauf-
ing. the salarie5 man for ECONOMY
and investment. Women are writ
ten Oh the same terms and co1di-
tious of men. Over $500. 300 were
written u this city and community
last year. The assistance az ~.
III Redwine, a aspecialist in insur-
ance matters, has also been secured
for a short time. IF you are inter
esfed in any way. either for new IN
surance or information concerning
any policy you now hold drop a
postal to a. ". FREDERICK.
District Manager. Once over
Clay DClOvan's. corner ard and
-hickasla. Office Phone TO- resi-
ience phone 5i7
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
Special Services
For Railroad Mon III Baptist Church
Tomorrow Night

There viii be the usual services
At tie Baptist church tomorrow
morning. Sunday School gas and
preaching III a. m In the after
noon Junior Union I.4s, Senior
Union s q clock. In the evening
there VIII Be q special service for
railrood men The pastor, Rev. J
II Bennett VIII preach sermon
prepared especially for the occasion
and 70 those who have heard him,
If is unnecessary to say that it will
be a sermon well worth hearing
Special nlusic i being prepared for
the OCCASION and an effort will be
made to make this a particularly
attractive feature Of the service
"a cordial invitation is extended
to all railroad men and their fami-
lies as well as tic publicin general.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
NIcHT WAs HER rERRoR.

~ would cough nearly all night
long writes MRS cHAs APPLECATE
Of Alexandra, Ind, and could
hardly get any sleep. / had con
sumption 50 bad that if walked a
block I would cough frightfully
and spit blood, but when all other
medicines failed, three 81 90 bottles
Of DR.. kings New discovery wholly
cured me and ! gained So pounds. "
It's absolutely guaranteed to cure
coughs colds, la grippe, bronchitis
and all throat and lung troubles.
Price soc and SI.oO trial bottles
free at Brown & co. drug store.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

To the Public have secured
the services Lof Mr.. J. H, Hinze
who is thoroughly experienced and
graduate optician, jewelry,
watch repairing and fancy engrav-
ing. I will in the future make
this line a speciality and guarantee
all work done by him to give per-
feet satisfaction. ". .B.LUBMAN If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

For Rent.-Furnished or unfur-
nished rooms, suite or single.
Wells Bohart Flats. 4-2S
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

For Sale:-Nice buggy horse, 5
years old; gentle for lady to drive,
weight 1000 lbs. also Jersey
mich COW, the best one in town.
Apply at 9I3 Minnesota Ave. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

Money to loan on Cliickasha
property; lowest rates, best terms,
all option Of prepayment. Money
on hand, no delay.-LEsTER l..
PRICE, Office over Sarbachs. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
Money Te Loan

Money to loan on city property.
See S. w. Bird at Scott Jone.
Real estate office. 3-27
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
Special Clubbing OfsT

The Twice-a- week Repubiic 81
ST. Louis. the best semi weekIy
newspaper il the country. anC
Farm ProgTesz. Americas leading
agricultural and home monthly
VIII BE sent 10 any address-5r "a
separate addresses. when 50 re-
quested-for one dollar 4 year.
The Twice-a week Republic for
nearly half a cectury has earned
and maintained The confidence Of 4
half million resders. II CO ver
the B@~s of the world thoroughly
and a. 1ateIy, and issues special
state editions, each containing the
latest and most reliable reports Of
the particular locality in which il
circulates- II IS published every
Tuesday aud Thursday-eight
pages each issuesixteen pages a
week.
Farm Progress, issued on the
first Thursday Of each month, con
tains sixteen or more fnll, standard
size newspaper pages filed with
up-tO-date farm literature and
special departments for the home,
fashions, boys and girls, fiction etc.
II IS published by the Republic
guarantee of its excellence and
high character.
It will pay you to take advantage
Of this special offer now.
State Of Ohio, city Of Toledo.
Lucas County, IS. Frank ]. Cheney
oath that he is senior partne
Of the firm Of F. ]. Cheney & Co.
doing business in the cityof Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and
that the said firm will pay the sum
Of One Hundred Dollars for each
and every case Of Catarrh that cam
not be cured BY tie use Of Halls
Catarrh Cure-FRASK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day Of
December, A. d., 1886. (Seal. A.
w. GLEASON, Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
aally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
send for testimonials free. IF,
CHENEY & Co, Toledo, O. Sold
BY all Druggists, 75c. Take Halls
Family Pills for constipation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
Rust
Proof
Oats

Everybody is asking us
about seed cats. We have
succeeded n purchasing at
Southern Texas points sew
eral cars best variety Texas
Red Rust Proof Oats, Most
of tins shipment Is already
sold to farmers located near
our elevator points. We
Will keepout enough 10 sup
Ply or home demand if or
ders are seGit in at once. III
order 70 introduce a good
variety we bought the best
obtdnable and Will sell for
seeding purposes at actual
cost
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

Miss Murphy, Public Stenogra-
pher and Notary Public at G. NJ.
Fechheimer's ) Law Office. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

Found:-A thermometer for hot
water heating was foand on the
street. Owner can have same BY
calling at this Office and paying for
notice. zI-2s.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28
B.
P
s.

# stray stock trouble you, phone
the pcundman. .s62. #
Get that good bread and those
delicious pies, etc, at the White
swan Bakery, ATS Chickasha Ave. If
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

If you want to eat the best Mex
ican chill made by the Mexican
cook Antonio 7. Velasco go to 4o5
Chickasha Avenue. Valasco
Gomez. f.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-28

All kinds Of scavenger work done
On snort notice. Leave your order
at Kemp's furniture store. If
J.B. Boatright.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
The Shortest Names.

Many years ago there was a shop
kept in the Rue de Louvain, il
Brussels, by Therese o, and there is
a Nine. 0 living with her two chill
dren at Molenbeck, q suburb of tho
Belgian capital, according to. the
Buffalo Commercial. In the Rue
de l'Angle, in the same commune,
lives Mr.. 0 with circumfex ac-
cent?, who is no relative of Nine. O..
In 1866 among the Belgian recruits
was young man named 0, who
could not write and signed his name
with a cross, yet he could so easily
have learned to write his own name!
In the department of Somme there
is a village called Y, in the Zuyder
zee there is q bay called Y and Am
sterdam has the river Y. In the
Chinese province Of Honan there is
a city called o, and in. France there
is a river and in Sweden q town re-
joicing in the name of A.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
Human Hair Market.

The human hair industry is very
active one in France, the depart
ments most frequently visited by
the hair merchants being those of
Correze, Creuse, Allier, Cher, Dor
dogne and Haute Vienne. The av-
erage price given for a full, long
head of hair is from 8 shillings to
rs shillings for the very best quality
and color. The girls of the districts
mentioned above, which are exceed
ingly poor, stipulate that their hair
shall not be cut short in front and
conceal the shorn appearance at the
back by draped colored handker-
chief. The best shades of light and
blond hair are obtained from Ger
many and Switzerland, and for these
high prices are paid.-I.ondon Mail.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
pN A AERMRY.
ls 60 Not Pleasure to Either the Eye,
Fer or btoso,

ls 10 Not Pleasure TO Either the Eye,
Fer or k!ose.
a writer describes as follows the
abode of colony of herons near q
large cRy in this countrE ''The her
onry of which I am writing is situ-
ated in piece of swampy woodland
not more than 400 yards from
main travelled road. Let one at
tempt to enter the confines Of this
city of birds and he will immediate
ly be made aware of the nature Of
the place. At first he will be greet
ed by few croaks from the outly-
ing members Of the colony, the
suburbanites, as it were, and then,
as he inadvertently sters on dry
twig that breaks with a cracking re-
port, such din will suddenly arise as
will cause him to think he has en-
tered bedlam. BirdsSappear by the
hundreds where before not one could
be seen. The air is full of the rustic
and rush Of wings, and each bird
vies with his fellows in making the
most noise until their combined eff
forts produce a racket that can be
likened to nothing I know of and
that can easily be heard from a quar-
ter to half mile away. The voices
of the night herons are anything but
musical.
Everywhere are pieces Of half
digested and decaying fish and the
bodies of young birds that have met
an untimely end by falling from the
nests, and consequently the odor is
not what might truthfully be called
savory. Altogether it is hardly the
place one would choose for an early
morning jaunt unless one had par
ticular object in doing SO, especial
ly as there is but little solid ground,
the rest being mud, water and de-
caying vegetation. And yet, despite
all these unpleasant features, it is
altogether a delightful place to visit
for one who is lover of birds.
occasionally a resounding thump
coming from some part of the swamp
announces the fall of young one
too eager to obtain its portion of
food. These falls when the herons
are fairly well grown seem to trou-
BILE them not at all, even when the
drop is fifty OF sixty feet. But they
must be able to climb again into the
trees or provide for themselves upon
the ground if they would live, for
the old birds appear to be entirely
oblivious to the cries Of the fallen." 2"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
Better Blood,

In the home of New England
farmer there are two small heir
bright little fellows, six and seveA
years old, named Will and Eugene.
Like most other lads, both of them
dislike work, especially "chores,"
and when these small services are re-
quired each frequently cvinces de-
sire to have the other take the la
boring oar. Once le family physi-
clan was calling at the house in at
tendance on the mother. AS he was
putting on his gloves to go away he
ran professional glance over the
two youngsters.
''A1rs. Fuller" he remarked, "the
younger OF your two boys, Eugene,
is more robust than Will. He has
greater vitality. His blood is bet
ter"
About an hour later, as dusk was
falling, the mother said: "Will, you
must fill the wood box for morning.
Fetch in four arnfuls."
''I don't want top whined Will.
"ATake Gene go. His blood's bet
term mine" youths Companion.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
Infantry.

Some have supposed that the name
infantry was applied to foot soldiers
from the fact Of the page boy or un-
der attendant in feudal times being
unmounted, while his lord rode off
to the battle. "A far more likely der
ivation of the term is seen when we
remember that the infante is the Of
fetal term of the heir apparent in
Spain, as the dauphin is in France.
Infantry, therefore, was originally
a particular army of foot soldiers
raised by the infante for the purpose
of rescuing his father, who had been
.overpowered in one Of the many
contests with the Moors in Spain.
The name finally passed from the
particular to the general use and
was adopted by other countries. a
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
Rritishers Do Not EIatter.

A Boston lady who had been re-
ceived with much favor by the Folk
lore society in London rather ques-
toned the sincerity of her warm re-
ception and said she supposed, like
the French people, the English fat
ter. "Not at ALL" was the protest
of London friend. 'sYou need not
consider it possible for an English
person to f1atter." And then she
gave an instance. Some one looking
at q painting said to the artist whose
picture It was, cit isn't so bad, you
know" '.tNow don't be fulsome,"
was the reply.-Boston Herald.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
Periwak Feathers.

On the apex Of the Prince Of
Wales crown, which he wears on
special occasions, is a curious feath-
:er, or, rather, a tuft Of periwak
feathers, the top of which is adorned
with a gold thread. This feather is
said to be worth 10000 and has
the distraction of being the only one
Of its kind in the world. It took
twenty years to procure it, and it
caused the death of more than a doz-
en- hunters. The reason the pursuit.,
Of the periwak is so dangerous is bes
cause it inhabits the jungles and
other haunts Of tigers. q
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
Snakes and Eating.

Snakes in mcnageries often fast
many months. Cases were recorded
at the Paris museum of rattle
snake which refused food twenty
six months and python which fast
ed twenty-nine months. But, the
record belongs to a Japanese python
which arrived in Paris in Novem-
ber, 1899. 1t died in April, 1902,
after having refused food for two
years, five months and three days.
During that time its weight had de-
creased from seyenty-fve kilograms
to twenty-seyen.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
Her Money'a Worth.

During her sojourn at hotel q
lady broke an article belonging to
toilet china set. On leaving the
house she was charged with the en-
tire set. AS remonstrance was un-
availing, she paid the bill and, plead
ing the excuse of having forgotten
something, returned to the room and
broke each and every article Of the
set for which she had paid. And
some people say women are not clev-
ori
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
OURS, NOT MINE.
A Simple Plan THAT Might nrevont
Many home Tragedies.

A Simple Plan THAT Might nrevont
Many home Tragedies.
'ft- is minew
~T tell you, you are mistaken; it
is nsam."
Divorce court.
Which is terse way of putting
the sad history d many a marriage
disagreement oaer the things minc
and thine and th.S domestic misery
that follows.
The way to settle such disagree
mcnt is for both parties to say, at
is ours"
Because of the struggle for mine
and thine the records of history are
rolled in blood, nations have fallen,
barriers of hatred have been raised,
brother has fought brother. Envy,
dissension and division have come
because men have contcndcd for
that which is not theirs, but "ours."
Organized seliishncss in our dav
has manifested itself in the great
corporation spiders that have spread
their webs far and wide. controlling
the avenues Of approach, Watching
for victims with their many facetcd
eyes, gathering to themselves what
is not theirs, but "ours."
The world is ours.
Sky and earth-ours.
Sunshine and shadc-ours.
Flowers and birds-ours.
Fruits and fertile fields-ours.
And the Master of US all taught
us to pray, "Our Father
Ladies and gentlemen, everywhere
is needed this doctrine of "ours"-
in the family, city, state, nation,
world.
The solution of all earth's prob
lens is wrapped up in the one say
ing:
Everything is ours" milwaukee,
Journal.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1905-05-03
SPRING CATARRH.
Changeable Weather Causes Disease.
Breathe Hyomei and Cure Catarrh.

The ohangeable weather Of Spring,
with it's warm days and cold nights,
is responsible for great increase in
the number Of cases Of oatarrh. It is
now that Hyomei, che oaly guaranteed
treatment for catarrh that cures with
out stomach dosing, should be used in
every home.
ss Hyonei is q scientific method by
whioh pure air impregnated with Ma
turs's own remedies for the cure Of
catarrh, can be inhaled by every suf-
ferer in his or her home. Breathed
through the neat pocket inhaler that
comes with every outfit, its healing,
volatile, antiseptic fragrance reaches
the lungs and air passages as no stom-5
ach dosing possibly can do. 1t gives
immediate relief and makes lasting,
cure. ~
Proof that the Hyomei treatment
will do all that is claimed for il is
found in the guarantee under which
Evans Pharmacy sell it. an agreement
to pay hack the price, IL the purchaser
can cay that Hyomei has not given
satisfaction. Complete outfit $780,.
extra bottles 800. .5;lss, b
hen q mans married his pow
erty begins. S
3; The. joy Of living is chiefly avoid !.
ing the pain of dying. 81
There is something about q rich
wife mig ghty fascinating till you are,
married TO her. a;
As man carries on terribly about.
'the coal bills but nobody ever hsard;
him him cla;in the liquor bills are too
high. sEsS 81
Ie is possible for any man TO be-
fcome q millionaire in this country
with the possible exoeptisn Of your.
solf. Il,
It ii hard for the leek 10 soc why.
spsonle prefer tho lily. 81.