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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
'rh- uncomfor,nble uoraen.

Tie clepEant's bovtlah is that bed OF
Rrocrnstcs IN which one can neither
sit nor stcnd with any approach to
reasonebic ease, and in which re-
cumbent attitude Is impossible. Its ad-
vaEta3rs are. first. that, standing III It,
man cen shoot OH every side Of him (;
second. that IL is convenient for the
caiTiags Of the. occupants parapher-
MALTA, his guns on racks on either side.
bis ammunition in trough In, front,
bis other requisites in leather pockets
here and there on the sides of the ma
chine or, az 20 that, bee blanket on his
seat, and, third. that In the hinder com.
portment an attendant can sit or stand
TO bold that monstrous umbrella over
bis lead or, when quick loading is re-
quired. take from his hand the gun
just fred and recharge It. Those are
advantages; otherwise the howdah Is
an Observation-Disclosures woods Mag
a.De
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
Aa H.penalve nurla, urorna.

Burial in Westminster abbey i, ep
expensive honor. although the sums ex-
acted are considerably less than they
were up to the middle OF the last cen.
fury. The fees for inte7ment are ar.
ranged OH the following scale: To the
Fabric fund, Egg. f36 or f46. according
to the degree OF the person to be buried.
Other fees to dean. canons. choir, off,
GERS. vergcr. etc. f34 2s. ID. III lieu
Of scarves, etc.. for choir, etc. f3t
2s. 3D.. making altogether f91 IS. 3d..
f1o1 4s. Sd. or ELL "a. Sd, according
to degree. Formerly the fees amounted
to ESQ OF GIi0. besides the scarves,
hatbands and gloves charged III the VIZ
dertaker's bill.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
TROT or GALLOP7
4 Problem For People With Even
Very Sharp Eyer.

= Problem For People With Even
Very Sharp Eyer.
Here IS problem for people with
sharp eyes: AS we all know, horse
wien walking or trotting. advances
only one leg Of each pair ut time, but
when salloping lifts both forefeet to-
i;etl,er and then both hind feet. Now,
tic question is how other animals man
age this matter. The birds, Of course,
flap both wings together, but which
birds run and which hop2 We human
beings "trot" when we walk and "gaI-
lop" when we swim--that is. II we are
using the plain breast stroke. The dog,
however, "trots" for both. Now, do
the amphiblous anImals-the seals, OF
tiers and the rest--swim like men or
like other four footed creatures?
Then there are the fish. One would
rather expect that, as they move their
tails from side to side, they would Zap
alternately with the fms, which are
their hands and feet. Who can tell
all fish at all times follow one ruler
BY the way. how does frog use Its
"bandsT The great aDatom.st, E. Ray
Lapkester. hes pointed out that, while
the Thousand legs" such az our com
mon galleyworm, advance two feet of
pair together, the centipeds, which
are much like them. do exactly the op-
posite, and the swimming worms also
alternate the stroke of each pair O;
paddles.
Few people can tell on which system
tina m fprn,llnr m ma CON tao 101o,, nv. e,
legs or whether the adult insect walks,
tiots. paces,or gallops on It's six. How
does the spider use eighth Altogether,
this ia large field for observation. q
Geld, too, where any one may discover
new facts as yet unrecorded, and thus
add TO the store of knowledge.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
ADVERTISED THEIR TRADE.
Chilling of Professional Men Once
Told By Their Dress,

Told By Thetr Dress,
professional men do some things
better than they used to-" droned an
attorney who doesn't practice IL he can
help 1t.
THAT is," he went on to explain.
professional men don't do some things
they once did, and / think they're the
better for 1t. There was time, when
1 was growing up, when they advertis-
cd their calling by means of their
dress. You could pick out clergy
Wan as far as you could gee him, and
1t was much the same with lawyers
Nowadays preachers and pleaders
wear raiment which makes them look
like prosperous business men or high
toned sports, and they seem to be
more npproachoble and companionable
whether they are or not,
"Hut the greatest change In this re-
Spect has taken place among the ply
Sicans, not SO much their clothes, per-
haps. US their manner. can remember
when the old fashioned doctor entered
sics room you felt that the Jig was UP,
even if you were suffering from moth
ing more serious than Il scratched ear.
aud YOU were sorry You hadn't led n
better life. He'd tlptoe in with face
that reached from bis forehead to his
knees. clear his throat. whisper to moth
es, take out bis watch, feel for your
pulse and saze glooInily into space--tbc
epac'est, farthsst away space ever.
Ibeu he'd whisper TO mother again,
write prescription md steal out
us there no hopct' l used to ask
mother.
However,. rs 7 said. that's all gone
Ivy. They're cheerful and breezy when
they appear. IN odor of fresh mir and
maybe The smell of II cigar are clingiue
10 lbetu and they laugh at your fears
and talk out loud. That's 4 sight better
than medicine IN most cases. The
trouble is I don't often have the luck
% be III ately.'-Providence Journal.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
A. Natural ConcIusion.

A little New York girl, whose brief
experience of life was confined to ex-
astence In an apartment house, was
visiting In Philadelphia not loug ago.
One afternoon. to amuse the child, her
cousin showed her number OF pho
eoSraphs aud Views, meanwhile ex-
planning and answering questions con-
corning them. One OF them WINS pic
fure Of Windsor castle, which. she was
told, was The residence Of the late
Queen Victoria. After looking at it q
moment she innocentiy inquired, What
door did she live -LIppincott's
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
An Irterresnuun.

When President. Hadicy succeeded
the learned and witty Timothy Dwight
as president Of Yulc university the. e5.
ercises attendant upon the transfer OF
authority were merred BIZ heavy fail
OF rain. 1t came down suddenly Just
as column Of people. President
Dwight and Professor ,Hadley at the
head, were crossing the campus. Some
one handed the couple an um brella,
and Professor Hadley was about 10
open It when the older man took it iron,
him, saying as he uDfoldcd it:
Let me carry it. professor. YoW.
reign Will began. tomorrow"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
The Nution,, T,w.ke.n,r

Americans get their correct time from
q little room In the naval observatory,
located on Georgetown heights, IN the
suburbs OF Washington. The observa-
tory was originally intended TO detect
errors in ship chronometers and to
regulate them properly. This work
constitutes one department at the in
stitutIon, but perhaps its most i'm
portant function is tist OF being the
nations timekeeper.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
4 Few. Christmas i,on.,,.

Don't fuss. don't hurry, don't worry
sont fret. Christmas has come ana
gone many times and will come and so
again. Don't do one single thing, then,
for at least two weeks that will jar
YOU into forgetting that it was the
birthday of peace and good will.-Phil
adclphia Record.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
laid Bis Fortene e. Her ree,.

HE done toll me-" seid Miss Daphne
Oalrymrle, dat if would marry him
he'd, lay his Fortune at my feet"
AN Gid he do in" asked Miss Nj.
arni DrowI, ~
/ ''Yas. he eho' did It took his ias'
cent to pay foh fonteen yahds OF In.
kvein Observation-Disclosures Star.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
Tho Captain,s PLACE.

What do you mean by writing
Among The prettiest girls at the dance
was Captain Andrewsr The captain
10 man."
"5es. but he spent most OF his time
among the prettiest girls there
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17

MIR. Thomas W. Lawson does not
yet seem willing to admit that the
System" is bigger man than he.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
Homo Seekers. Ateentionl

See the 7-room and bath dwelling
on fwenty-siXth street We offer for
s1,2i5. Reasonable terms. We always
have the best bareeina. See us before
buying: NELaIs. MARYB, BoYEN-
TON 81 CHAPLIN. Inc. real estate. In
surance, loans and investment bonds.
III. "a ~. ~ ! 12,I0-et
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17
Broken yows.

"Sou promised. madam, To obey me-
when we married, and you've never
done It."
"Huh. You endowed me, sir. With all
your worldly goods. and you never had
lany.'-Haltimore American
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-12-17

The candles burn on the Chsistmes tree:
They burn with IA ruG5y flame,
And the little Eskimo locks with CLEO
Upon picture book and game.
He dances ia ecs.aaies OF delight.
And he ciaps his hands for JOY
And then climbs into the branches brigh.
Where jingies the rosy toy.
fhsA with an expression OF peace suprems
Ana twinkle OF heartfelt fun
Fac cendisa he piucks In lotos dream
And Eobbles them one b. one.
~. +. Aunxittricl, In Now Yo1!; Herald
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-17
Church of God.

P. NJ. Neil, Ohio State Evange-
list for the Church of God, will
begin series of meetings in the
City building Saturday evening,
June II. Services at s p. m.
Subject: 'The advice of the
Lord Jesus Himself, Seek first
the Kingdom of God.
A most cordial invitation is ex-
tended to all to attend these SER
vices. Services Sunday after
noon at 2:30 p. m. Sunday even
ing at 8 p. m, and each evening
during the week at 8 p. m.
Come, bring your friends, ask
questions, take notes. You will
be made welcome. No collections.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-17

R-S&-
d AT THE CHURCHES. q
m-#-@-@-@-@-@-@
Episcopal.
Morning prayer and sermon at
II p. m.
Sunday school at 3 p. m.
Evening Prayer and sermon at
Is p. m.
Saturday being St. John, the
Baptist's Day, there will be holy
communion at 10 a. m. d
Presbyterian.
Rev. Thomas A. Anderson, Pas
tor. -.
Children's day exercises at II
a. m. Preaching at 8 p. m.
Sunday-school at 9:45 a. m.
Junior and intermediate En-
deavor at 2:3O p. m.
Senior Endeavor at Z p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday at
8 p. m.
Christian
J. w. Yoho, Pastor.
Preaching by the pastor at IL a.
m. and 7:45 T. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening at 8 p. m.
sunday-school at 9:45 a. m.
All services at the City Hall.
Baptist.
- No preaching services on Sun
day as the pastor is absent on MS
vacation.
Sunday-school at 9:45 a. m.
Bible classes for men and wom-
en-.
PRAYER service Wednesday at
s p. m.
Seats free; offerings voluntary. !
A welcome for all.
Methodist Episcopal
Preaching at II a. m, and 3 p.
m.
Morning subject: "Father-
hood of God"
Preaching at 8 p. m.
Evening subject: CA Strlk-
ing Contrast"
Sunday School at 9:45 a. m.
Epworth League at Z p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday ev-
ening at 8. /
All services in the High school
auditorium.
Holy Rosary. |
Masses will be held at 8 and
1870 a. m"
Sunday-school at 9 a. m.
Vespers and benediction at 1880
in the evening.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
eREENHoRN MANAcEMENr

One of the most prolific sources of failure in mining operations, is direct ly attributable to green horn manage ment.
 The enterprise has enlisted private capital in the east. The new man agment made it's money out of corn and hogs and horses and poultry. The president owns a pair of bobtail rail. roads a dozen sunflower farms and a couple of dinky banks. He Is all right. There is not a more honored profession or calling than that of the farmer, but he can't keep corn out of his sulphides, nor oats out of the concentrates. nor shorts out Of the tailings. All his calculations involve horseflesh. hogs or Jersey cows.
 Not long ago a prominent mine own CT from Oklahoma while visiting the hills near Naco, and when the mineral landscape should have held him en thralled, suggested that if he could
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

As to the unanimous action of the Phoenix convention. of which the Re view fondly prstes, the Oasis has here tofore made plain that the gathering so fondly paraded was packed for the purpose. They dared not invite all AriZOnians to discuss the situation Had they done so they would have got 9 jar from which they would not soon recover. They are going to do SO yet. Oasis.
 The above is a clear case of sour grapes. The editor of the Oasis stat ed. through his own columns, that the governor had extended him a personal invitation to be present at the anti joint statehood convention. The re- maining three hundred present assem- bled pursuant to the published call. which clearly stated that all Arizon- ians were welcome to participate in the deliberations of that body The Oasis editor went to Phoenix prepared to make the effort of his life. When the time came he weakened. Yes, the joint statehood convention at Phoenix was packed-packed with loyal citi- zens of Arizona, determined to give expression to their opposition to a pol icy inimical to our welfare, and the editor of the Oasis was the only indi- vidual present that day who was not in harmony with the movement.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
An Imrudent Karr,rar Lenbr.

Governor La Toilette has joined the Democratic governors in urging legis- lation that would destroy secret lob bying In a message to the legislature of Wisconsin he strongly denounces ''the impudent railway lobby" which, he says, has cost the state millions of dollars and has been a nuisance and disgrace in the legislative halls of the state. The senate of Wisconsin re gently killed a bill dra Tn along the lines of the governors recommends ton. but new measure. it is said, will now be presented. When Govern or La Toilette takes his seat in the United States senate what will he think of the railroad lobby at Wash ington. which will be larger and stronger than usual this winter in con sequence of the important legislation that will be pending? Perhaps Presi- dent Roosevelt will follow the exam pie of Governor La Toilette and in a message to congress recommend legis- Iation to curb the evil of ~the impu- dent railroad lobby" at the national capitol.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
AMERIcAN MlNINe coNeRgss

The annual meeting of the American Mining Congress. to be held in Fl Paso, should attract the enthusiastic atten. tion of the people of this section of Arizona. Bisbee, Douglas, Globe. Mo renei and Clifton should become inter ested in this congress and especially should Douglas be alive, as being the nearest city to the place where the na- ticnal congress should meet What Douglas should do is to interest the mine owners of that part of Sonora tributary to this city in making a dis play of their minerals at Fl Paso dur ing the congress and also supplying the delegates who will be in attend ance with comprehensive descriptive matter of the wonderfully rich mineral country now practically undeveloped.
 These mining congresses always draw together not only accredited del egates from the various mineral states, but also capitalists and their agents who are on the lookout for favorable opportunities for investment in prop critics for development purposes. Ari- zona and Sonora both present a field if conditions are made known, which ought to attract as much attention at Fl Paso during the session of the min ing congress as any other section oi the United States.
 It is not too early now to begin the work of preparing for large represen tation from Arizona to the Fl Pasc
 congress. It is estimated that the mum Der of delegates to the congress vii
 not fall below fifteen hundred. Every county in Arizona should be represent ed and Douglas should send a delega
 tion of twenty at least and the Sonors
 country south of this city should hay, a strong delegation.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

cross bear grass with fuzz top, he could habilitate the range and make g fortune, that a compromise between pnchushlon cactus and early Dutch drumhead cabbage ought to eradicate the spines on the former and improve its flavor in the estimation of the juvenile bovine. that a procreative al liance between the bird called the jack rabbit and a silver tip bear ought to produce the out-runningest, out. fightenest terror that ever cucumber ed the plains. All of this time, the romantic brow of the serene San loses scanned with dyke and ledge. had nc attraction for him. His mind was on pumpkins and corn and cattle.
 If these gentlemen would content themselves to employ tn rough. com. ptent. experienced mining men and allow thm to run the works. all would be well. If they would stay at home roll their pumpkins, husk their tur. hips, thrash their cookie burrs and only appear on the ground at stated intervals, then conduct themselves like other strangers, collect their di yldends and go back to their corn pile, they would make money.
 Rut no becalse they can guess "i0%ei L -rn> body else in regard t. the age ol a colt the weight of g shote or the height of a stallion, they ,nlagine they can run a mine. They sead all of their worthless and impe cunfous brothers-in-law. cousins and nephews out to act as superentendent straw and jigger bosses. they don't know a retorted pocket piece from g | petrIfied ginger snap, a gold brick from a brass journal block, a chunk of sand carbonates from a lump Oi bees wax, a block of carbonates from 2 demoralized crazy quilt, an Arm strong from Q direct hoist. a tunnel from drift, a shaft from a well, a winze from a shaft or a raise from a crsyfish hole, and yet they expect 10 declare dividends
 Napoleon attributed most of hts military success to the wise selection of his marshals So mine owners will find in the end, that. assuming they have paying proposition, the best investment they can make is in the salary of honest. competent, eX perienced men from superintendent down to powder monkey. and when once you have such men in your em ployment. keep them and do not in terfere with them, and they will make you money.
 FRANK ALLEY.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
TORRES q PRIETAs RY.
Time Card No. 17. In Effse'
 June 27, 1908.

Time Card No. 17. h Effse'
 June 27, 1908.
 Train No I leaves Siinas PrietGs A' $500 a. m.. arrives at Torres 6:45 .. n Train No. ? leaves Torres at s:4s Train No. leaves Torres at 7:30 ? m., arrives 8. Minas Prieras at S:1k All Trains Connect at Torres Wltk Southern Pacific tSonora Railway to and from hoesIes and GuayH1as, Guaymas and Vice Versa.
 Wells Fargo & Co's Express a1G Telegraph in operation between MinC . from Minas PTietas to ths Lbovi named places.
 Advanced charges paid on AH Eooe consigned to railway, which are I'd ceived, forwarded and warehouse. free of commlss ion and StorASs charges.
 At Minas Prietas depot kAesI al ways ready to make trips to @AJ q .ke above named points at reasonable rates.
 Prietas and all parts of the world. Shortest and best roSte to YAaEi river, BarrancA and San MsrcisI ec= fields, SoyopA Sahuaripa, Ures, hs Buca, Ia Dura. Yaqui SAeltinx q Re nning and Yaqui Copper Companies.
 Freight can be consigned to r. 2 Seymour to be forwarded by tsa1
 2. B. SEYMOUR Prsa-ProB.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

and prerogative is reserved for the czar. The latter must ratify whatever N. Witte may put into the form of an agreement between Russia and Japan. But Ii. Witte stands well with the czar and his power as an adviser of his sovereign should not be overlooked as a factor in the approaching conference He is a man of peace.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

The Nogales Oasis and Tucson Star are the champions of joint statehood in Arizona. Both are republican or gans and are simply staying with that party, regardless of the desires of the people of Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
Cannon and tbe President.

If a majority of the Republican members of the house of representa- tives really favor reform they should show their good faith by eleeting q speaker who favors that policy. Un der the rules the speaker has almost unlimited power and can aid or delay legislation Ia many ways. He can ap- point committees that will carry out a stand pat policy or that secretly ia vor the railroads and can refuse to recognize" members that do not agree with him. It Is hardly necessary to say that Speaker Cannon Ia a stand batter. and the speaker should be in sympathy with the policy of the ad- ministration
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

The joint statehood organs are kick ing up dust in favor of the joint statehood bin with the FoFaker amend. ment incorporated. They don't want ans such bill, if they are in favor of joint statehood. A poll of the votes in this territory would show returns 1OC to 1 against the pet scheme of A. J Beveri6ge, et al
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

If the republican majority in con gross are determined to pass the joint statehood bill at the forthcoming ses- sion of congress the least Arizona could expect would be the adoption of the Foraker amendment, allowing a vote separately upon the adoption of a constitution.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

The Mexican judge at Moctezuma has showed a "blue stack" into the Fl Tigre jack pot and lawyers. principals and hangers on have scattered into the brush.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
lowell Branch Office.

G Branch office has been establish --X al Lowell in the building occupied .Fy Lowell Drug Co. News items and advertisements left there will be giy- sssn prompt attention.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

Mir and Mrs H. E. Wells have re- turned to the city from visit at Ben son and Globe.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

This paper is kept on file at Law -rgmee's Advertising Agency, 4Ol. Ex- z1sner Bldg. Los Angeles Cal. where srCu1raets for advertising may be Elzzlia-
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09
": ], I%ga ?, ., s4ses=. 14,i~

Velvet Ice Cream at the Alhambra
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

IFoI IIVNd EhNIIIsNJs
 This fact is well known to drug gists everyN here, and nine put of ten will give their customers this iTepaTa- tion when the best is asked for. Mir. ODe Witmer, prominent druggist of Joplin, Mo, in a circular to his custom CTS, says: There is nothing on the market in the way of patent medicine which equals Chamberlaiu's Colic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy fer bowel complaints. We sell and rec ommend this preparation" For sale oy ali des;1rs in patent medicines.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

Yhe Review is delivered by carriers su the following towns: Naco. C4nanea. Douglas. Tombstone. Benson. South Bisbee. Paradise. Don Luis. Fearce.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-08-09

Ncihing on the Market Equal to chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
 Diarrhoea Remedy.