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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1905-04-14

idaften 46.998 Mort. Gu fonItiaen
9emetnniiBi9en 3nedsn puroen, ins6es
tonoere an 8ereine. Ole Iol6en 3pedeu
Dlenen, 37,100 Mart getpGbrf.-Die
Staotberoroneten baden fi6 i'm Gins
bernebmen nit Dem Ratbe fir Die @ins
fu6run5 Der S9pemmtanultIation
entiAieoen, Die iiA auf ous oanae
Staotgebiet eritreden ioG. 9ie Soften
iino auf 1,409,000 Mdrt perqnI6laot.
Saint Of Sen. Dor Sturgeon Itarb
infer Iangidbriger 8iirgermeiIter
Georg 5risoel. Der @~erItorbene puroe
am 20. Nuguit 1883 in fein Qmt eins
9epieIen.
QenqenfeIo. BERNHARD Gptb
in Miin6en bat Ieiner @aterItaot 2ens
genfelo Die Summe BON 10000 Mart
ais Stiftungstapital nit Der 8eItims
mung ii~berIonot, oaB bie 3inIen bon
bieiem &apital ulidbrIi6 gu ie etnem
9rittel bieiigen alien uno beoiirftieen
Ginpobnern, unbemittelten S9ultins
Germ uno Der 8erI90nerung Der Staot
5u9ute tommen 1oIen.
pIouen, Sir Die @erdnitdltung
elmer dqqemeinen S9iuerfeier am 8.
Mui b~etpiaigte Der bieIige Staotges
meinoeratb einen 8etrag bon 1900
Mart. 9apon Ipuen ettpa 600 Mdrt
CUR NnT6affung BON S6iuerbii6ers
prGmien fir Schiller uno S6iilertns
men uno Der ReIt fir Die 8eranItaltung
elmer aagemeinen 6eier perpen0et pers
BEN.
Rie a. Sn 9roBou6rau mar Elm
Ser 40olfsbitte su Grofta geb0riges
MobnbduS nieoergebrdnnt. Siino1ts
bin Iino nun Der Sabrttarbeiter Neus
0orf un6 beKen Gbefrau perbaftet
iporOen, ou 8eioe ~oringeno peroG6tig
fino, bos 6euer angeIegt gu baben.
% aGoenb g. Die Ntttpe
oes Sabritanten 9epnbarot bat gum
Nnoenten an ibren berftprbenen Sat-
ten Der Staot elm &apital bon 5000
Mort gum @eI9ent gema9t.
3 10 / d a II. Reoatteur SCHUBERT
bonn pSGdIii9.n @oItsbIatt" fpurbs
tpegen 8eIeioigung oeS 9Dnigs bon
So6fen, begangen bur9 @66rud
zines Montigno os4rtitets Der 8iener
r4rbeiter3eitung," gu a9t Monaten
GefdngniB p%erurtbetIt.
g9ariastf@e Staatea.
Gifena9. Der bier perIammeIte
beutI6e StuOententag beI9toB ems
ftimmig Die @riinoung zines iGmmts
li6e oeutI6en uniperIitdten, Sp9s
f9ulen un0 8ergataoemien umfaHens
ben 8erbdnoeS.
Sena. Die bieIige Dffentli9e 2eIes
bale lit i'm perfpi9enen Sabre bon
1913, 600 9erIonen beiuht tporoen. Sc
Iiegen SGT 3eitungen un0 3eitI9rifteU
auf. Die 8tbIiotbet bat einen &e1tano
BON 1929 8Gnben. &usgelieben
puroen i'm Sabre 1904 110,183
8Gn6e.
3Dburg. S9uGrat6 36eooor
Sedenbdpn, Der frii6ere langiG6rige
S6uIiufpettor fir bas 9er8ogtbum
&oburg. lift geitorben. Gr mar 8era
fofer elmer an5abE 2ebrbi4er fir
8oltsfdulen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1905-04-14
@f0enBurg.

OIbenburs. Sn Dem BON Dem
@rste Or. Gben b~epobnten Sauie fano
cine @aserploiion itatt. bel pel6er Der
MalerIebrling Mabliteot uno Or.
GOen lebenssefdbrli4e 8erlesungen
0dpontrudeu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1905-04-14
1auern.

80 - - - ~ ANTN ~ - ~
%iionirte @enerql ser Snfanterte, Seins
rid Bitter b. 91ldnoer, aus Dem Sc
ben 9e56teoen.-8on einem ungenannt
fein ipolenoer bieItgen 8iirger tpuroc
Der Stoot Elm 8ermG6tnib in 6Dbe
bon 100000 Marf nit ser 8eftims
ning iibergeben, our @rtnnerung an
ole &egierung oes Bring R~egenten am
noro0itliden @noe oes Mdrtmitidnss
pldbes einen monumentalen 4bf6lub
nu9 tiinItleriI6en @nttpiirfen ber3us
ftellen.-9er Bring egent bat anIGBs
lid 1eines @sburtsfeItes elmer 9r0Beren
&nsubl @efangener ben Heit ber
Strafe erIafen.
&ugs b g. Sin9It 1T Ser
friibere 8eiiBer oes 9oteIs ,0tei Mobs
ren," WetngroBbdn6ler s. u. SempeI,
geitorben.
8ao &etdenbaGt. Die Sc
meinbebiirger bon ct. 3sno baben be,
f6lofen, ii9 am /, Sdnuar 1906 in
Die Sta6tgemeinoe 8ao Rei9en6aa
einberlei6en gu taiien.
&el6e | m. Quf ser Strede Ries
oenburgz&eIbeim ipq elm Motors
pagenbertebr eingefibrt fperoen. 9ie
StraBe muB pouIt6noi9 umgebaut
iperoen, oa ie gum @eleiIebuu bel Su
f9mal uno pbne llntergruno lit.
2inoau. Der llmbau oes gdbns
bots, ppmit audi Die @erleoung 6es
eeIdmmten @iiterbertehrs mad Dem
auBerbolb Ser StaOt gelegenen 8ans
gir6dbn6of berbunoen Iein miro, fol-
i'm nd9iten Sabre %be9onnen iperOen.
Die Soften betrugen nube5u 10000
900 Mdrt,
ira a d. Sn SiioneItdfrifa 9es
fallen lit Der SorfIti6beIibersiobn
Mdttbias Sdbn bon @rdBlfing. Der
9efalIene bate aud Die Expedition
nab China mit9emo6t.
90 ii n d b r g. &egierungsrat9
S6nipt, Der ldngjdbrige @orItanb oeS
8e3irtsumtes gerned, puroe gum
Gbrenbiirger Ser Stoot 8erned err
ndnnt.
q ii r n 3 r 9. 9ommer3ienrdtb
8%eroI3beimer uno feline in Nmerifa
leben6en SDbne bdben Der Sta0toes
meinoe Die Summe bon 100000 Mart
fir Ole @riinoun9 zines @oItsbiIs
oungsbeims gei4entt.
g 9 mie6orf {. Sier brad lebtz
bin 5peimal @roBfeuer aus, Dem Elm
Ge6du6e un6 Elm Stooel Der pubens
ber9erf6en MDIferei uno elm Stooel
oes mittIeren Wirtbes gum Spfer
fielen.
@obburg. Sn Sepberg BET 8Ds
f6ing 1T bas grobe MnpeIen oes Sefos
nomen Sprnprpbt. bsftebenb aus
Wobnbaus uno StaIlungen, total niss
oereebrnnnt.
90 il r q b II t q. Ser anqeIebene
Sinhers un6 MalermeiIter 8Gtb, oeIs
fen Sobn uno Elm bel 8Gtb tpo6nens
Der leotger &aufmdm Wldp puroen
inter Dem @erba9t perbdftet, 9iebs
fable in grobem umfang, DEFENDERS
au4 Sabrruos0 iebitdble periibt gu
bdben.
3 10 8aSsr prsgler BON
Sbertreu3berg bebrpbte, als er neuli9
b%etrunten nd9 Suufe Tom, feline 5rau
NIT Dem RdIirmefer. Qls Die Jrau
flii9tete, erbGngte ii4 presler Dor ben
Iusen feiner entfebten 8inoer, bon
oenen bas dltefte d9t Sabre adblt.
r~H- --
gus oct Rbsinpfai,.
Gro s en- b a d. Dem i'm
Sabre 1912 duf Der G(uht aus Rub
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1905-04-14
gus Srr Rbsinpfal,.

g TO s b n . en- B a d. Dem i'm
Sabre 1912 duf Der Sludt aus Rubs
Ianb bier berftprbenen fran5oFIden
Mari9aG Soult min beHsn Gntel bier
elm Sentmal erridten IaFen.
9anoau. Das bieiise ariegss
ridt perurtbeilte ben Sergeanten
8aumann pom %. Snfantsries Re9is
ment tpesen ihtperer MiBbanblung
u~ntereebener 81 orei Monaten Is Sas
gen GefGngnib fotpte our Degradation.
ii d n. Der Staotrat9
bef9lob Die Qnite1uns zines 8erufss
biirgermsiItsrS ab 1. Suli nit einem
alnfansssebalt BON 1900 Mart.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1905-04-14
MeRfen6ttrd.

R It o d. Sm bitter BON e2 Sab
rem lit Der profeFor fir orientaliI6e
pbiloloeie an Der bieiigen uniperf!tdt,
Or. Jrieori4 pbilippi, ge%itorben.
2sraanf6weis. Aa6afr. Sippe.
8raundne g. Das Sdpurs
eeriht perurtbeilte Den 2ebrsr War
&dmmdnn aus 0tbbesoprf tpegen uus
terI9Idgung uno urtunoenfdllhung
gu nsun Monaten @efdngniB. &um'
mann bate als 8eripalter elmer Bolt.
assntur 5tpei poitanpeiiunsen i'm Gss
fdmmtbetras pon $50 Wart unter,
idlagen uno our @erbedung Der llns
teridlagun9sn Die Bidder sefdliat.
Oeiau. Qnldbli9 Der Jeier
ibres ~50idbrisen 8eitsbens psrtbeilts
Die beutf6e Sentimental 9asgeIeIs
I6aft 10000 Mart an i9rs geamten
nno Qr6eiter unO iibertpies Der San6,
perfers uno auniteeperbeidule Su
IeFau 10000 Mart als @eI9ent.
9etmofo. Ser 18id6rige M6r,
Der Wil6assn, Der i'm 9orfs 5osrfmat
Die Srau Mampe erihlus. nuros BON
S9purssridt gum SOoe psrurtbeilt.
Groe8ersosf6Mm SeGen.
9armfaot: Die bier perfams
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1905-04-14

Groe6ersosfenm SeGen.
9armfaot Die bier psriams
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1848-1918, 1905-04-14
Sa6(en.

Dresoen. Die G~rtrdgniFe Der
MenoesS tiftung beliefen iih i'm pers
gangenen Sabre auf 1857 Warf.
Sapon tpuroen 1880 Mlart Dem Res
ierpefonos iiberpieien. CUR unters
itiibung Der 6iHterldfenen bon geams
ten, aanogeiitliden uno 2dnofhuls
lebrern fanoen 29,999 Mart @errpens
Dung; l%aufenoe 8enefi5isn an Witts
tren uno binterlafene Sodtsr aus aez
biIoeten Stdnoen ipurosn 44,971
Marf se5ablt. Sur unmittelbaren uus
~terftiiBung 9ilfsbeoiirftiser. naments
lid CUR GDroeruns Der Grtperbsfdbigs
ieit. aingen an bic Rreishduptmanns
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
The Deprnved Camel.

ANY ordinary horse on the street
might we'll feel insulted at being named
in the same class as domestic ami
NAL with that four legged impasslve
vehicle the camel" writes traveller.
"F'idelity In n camel does not exist. An
artist might as well depict devoted
crocodile fondling lost child as
faithful dromedary standing over the
corpse of its fallen master. Lockwood
Kipling touched the core OF the matter
when he avowed that man might US
reasonably lavish his affection on
baggage wagon. In short, the camel is
an unredeemed boor. more british than
n mule, less sensible of endearment
than even Of extremes Of temperature
and weather. Its virtues are Of the
body, its great endurance compensating
for a mental and moral depravity that
must be labeled nothing short OF
amazing"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
A Robust Ba be.

Sir John Richard Robinson In his
Fifty Years of Fleet Street" tells of
an amusing incident during the visit Of
the SwaZi deputation from the Trans
vaal to England at the close of lS''i:
1.-THE Swazi braves went to /sldSor
and had an audience Of her majesty
Queen Victoria. They were very gra-
ciously received. one of their number
began to speak r nd an interpreter fol-
lowed him phrase by phrase. We come,
o great mother he said, to bring to
you our babe. Take him. O mother, to
thy knees; fold him to thy breast Here
the queen. half frightened, exclaimed:
But where is the child? I don't see
him. Where is he:' Here, o mother.
said the Swazi gravely, at the same
time bringing forward big black
about six feet high and weighing well
over 200 pounds. He is here"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
nl.chnr md Ills Flp".

crnmwelrs Ironsidcs We're si'ohe'''
.nJ large numbers of pipes have peeh
an. I'M from the sites OF " imam lii'
-,mns The wars OF the e.SH'e'h'n
century found tobacco eSteeiileu III a."
orn,,as and Wellington was the oh'!
general who objected to II J., e'' nv
u.,s ruoved to admiration ny lle '.-i
,onscious heroiSm of lillS-ef 4'!'
sa,.vont at Waterloo Every "Aefe !e
,,.,,t RIuchcr was attended by 'hrlS-
tion Henneman. hussar' carr! ms
c,ov nipes and tobacco for the senei'
az rafrashment. AS his share OF the
aim h,run at Waterloo Hluchcr sat
his charger gravely putting away ne
h,d reached out his hand to take Il RI
6lled nine when II cannon ball pio"e''
~, ,h. ground before him. he tN-
claimed. Get Il fresh pipe Tor ne.
Pm going to drive those rhstai!
rranchman back" 1t was evening pe
fore he returned, riding with Ne!iiiis
"a, over the stricken field. Where he
had Ieft him Biucher found lleniie
mon wounded and bleeding, but Win
the pipe ready according to orders
"You have been admring my hlgliiahu-
ers " said Wellington, but what shaii
| say of this brave MANI! "eii' !oui
hirhlauders had 10 tobacco to inspire
them" replied Blucher-London stauu-
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
Jack sheppard a. . Text.

Jack Sheppard had great hold upon
the Imagination of the people Of his
time. The fact that 100000 people wit
messed his execution at Tyburn on
Nov. 1s. 1924. upon the tree that bears
twelve times a yeare' is some witness
to his grim popularity. But one Of the
strangest tributes ever paid him was
the sermon preached upon him in a
London church.
"Oh, that ye were all like Jack Shep-
pard" began the preacher. to the stu
pefaction of his congregation. He went
on to draw a parallel between things
Of the flesh and those of the soul and
to point out that the genius shown in
might have been be-
slowed upon picking the locks Of the
heart with the nail of repentance"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
The Moons MisaiOn.

Some partisans Of final causes nave
Imagined that the moon was given 10
the earth to afford 1t light during the
night, but in this case nature Wou'd
not have attained the end proposed
since we are often deprived ut the
same time Of the light OF both sun anu
moon. To have accomplished this emu
IT would have been sufficient to nave
placed the moon at first In opposition
TO the sun and in the plane or the
elliptic at distance from the earlh
eoual to the one hundredth part of the
distance of the earth from the sun ana
to have impressed ON the earth anu
moon parallel velocities proportional 10
their distances from the sim. In thls
case the moon, being constantly III OPP
position to the sun, would have de-
scribed round it an ellipse similar to
that ,of the earth. These two bodies
would then constantly succeed each
other. and, as mt this distance the moon
could not be eclipsed, its light would
always replace that Of the sun.-Ln-
place
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
rhe fnnecuuioua Turk,

Collecting money from Turkey i
heartbreaking enterprise. \ 4.~tlh'
guished American once Went tA'.t 20
collect debt Of S;CoUuU OWN -n aH
English syndicate, which Include Two
members of parliament and Il cabinet
minister He expected to see The bust
ness through il two or three i-1Hl--,
But Il foreign ambassador uudrrelF'i
him. Say three or four mont.S ana
then you will be rs far OFT from "'-
tanning your money as you are t9aIE'
be remarked Men had gone out there
to prosecute claims. he added. whose
hair had turned gray with the strain
to which they We're subjected and vino
had gone home thoroughly broNeG in
health. unable to obtain a Turks IRA
to show for years of fruitless labor.
One victim of Turkish duplicity ana
procrastination died in a lunatic aSy-
lum. one OF the embassies had been
twenty-five years prosecuting claims
without realizing cent.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
w,. ON Forbidden Ground

a debating society was formed IN
one of the counties Of my district,
said a Kentucky congressman, and
among the first questions debated was.
Resolved. That the negroes have more
cause for complaint than the Indians
"It was stipulated the arguments
should be confined to the United States.
The first disputant on the affirmative
opened with speech to sustain his po-
sition, every word of which was lis
tened to with close attention by the
chairman. The disputant for the neg
attve made a few remarks in answer
and then turned to the Bible and com
menced reading passages for the pur-
pose of proving that some of the points
made by his opponent We're not backed
up by the good book.
"The chairman stopped him with:
Halt right where you are, Jim. Don't
go any further. You have gone out Of
the United States for argument. -
Nashville Banner.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
Admitted the Lie,

Concerning King William ". Of Eng.
land the following story was told, the
Countess of STAFFORD being responsible
for it: "The king was at dinner. Next
to him was titled woman whom ht
was entertaining with some extraordi-
nary anecdotes, which the lady found
1t impossible to believe were true. She
therefore answered. oh, sir l beg your
pardon. but I really do not think that
can be true To her surprise he In
stantly replied, You are quite right,
marin, there is not a word Of truth in
1t. 1t is Il lie, marin, lie. In fact,
marin, we all lie; we can't help it. We
had 1t from our mother" This con-
cludes the Countess of Strafford, twas
the biggest lie Of all, for Queen Char
lotte was very truthful person, never
given to lying"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
MEN AND THEIR HAIR.
Peculiarities That Puzzle the Barber
Who NOticea Things.

The secretive, taciturn barber was
finally induced to talk. He remarked:
1--WE noticed one peculiarly about my
customers that could never quite ex-
plain-the less hair man has the
more attention he pays to it.
There's man who comes in here
nearly every week for hair cut, and
IL shaved him clean from the back
Of his collar to his forehead you'd
never know that I'd touched him. He's
got a short, light colored fringe that
plays around under the rim of his hat
like the sot., fluffy fringe you see on
those shawls the women wear over
their shoulders, but you'd think. to hear
him, that he could braid it and do 1t up
in coils. Wants me to be particular
and trim 1t close on the neck and
around the ears. l humor him, of
course l take a handful Of somebody
else's hair and sprinkle 1t on the cloth
l put on him, and then snip the air
gently for ten or fifteen minutes and
make a great ado when l whisk him
off.
"And when he leaves the chair and
says he mustn't let 1t grow SO hong
again say it was pretty long. l hope
the Lord will forgive me. Nine out Of
every ten of the baldheads are that
way, but men who've got plenty Of hair
will keep away from here until they
look like edges of an old fashioned hay
loft. It's curious, and, as l said,
never could account for it."-Provi-
dence Journal.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
A PRAIRIE DINNER.
rocking Utensils May BE pispenseo
with In Preparing II

Suppose you start on trip across
the mountains. You have rieA'! OIL
grub" but YOU accidentally left your
cookin. utensils behind-not auleh
oven, not a frying pan. not TN lla'''
even n tomato can 10 you suppose
for n moment | would sit down on thal
sack of ,,ou- and Starye? Not quite.
Ruild q hl. fire and when il gets 10"
shove a lot nj good old spuGs under LIE
eouls. II you have fresh meat the wa!
is clear for brSII!ng. Ii not, slice !oS.
bacon, impale II on stout sWitSA &Ad
when your spuds are done break theiH
open and allow the good OLD pa'.Hi
grease to drop on them as IT proiis On
tha end of that stick. You want col
fee Rip tie jacket off that canteen'
bring the water 10 n boil, funnel your
coffee in, and your coffee is ready. Btt
how about the bread: No pan to mix
the dough in, no article In whlch to
bake the bread. You don't Ike ash
cakes: All right. Just mix your bak'
Ing powder carefully in the top OF the
sack. form the flour into a runner
shape, pour in very little water at
time-don't be afraid OF getting your
fingers balled up-miN that dough rish'
there. and when it is the desired CON
sistency roll it out like a snake. Cut a
cane from any old thing. wrap TINS
snake shaped piece of dough around it
in a long coil, turn 1t before the fire un-
til it is good and brown, and you Will
have finer bread than grandma ever
made.
If the average Arizona prespector can
take care of himself when he has plen-
ty of raw grub it is strange.-MeScal IL
Tombstone Epitaph.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
FlOGxinK.

The Jewish rabbis had a legend
which carries corporal punishment
back to the days of our first parents,
which is quantity reflected in that mod.
ern schoolboy's play upon names, "Ad.
am Seth Eve Cain Abel"
OF course there is, too. the warning
Of Solomon, HE that spareth the rod
hateth his son." or the old Egyptian
proverb. THE back of lad is made
that he may hearken to him that beats
it," but if we must go on history alone
the earliest records belong to the RO-
mans, who practiced flogging In sew
eral degrees of severity.
There Were the ferula. fat strip of
leather, comparatively mild persuad-
er; the scutica, harsher instrument
Of twisted parchment and the tiagel-
lum. cruel scOurge of leather thongs.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
Diamonds on Board Ship.

Millions of dollars worth of dia-
monds are imported into this country
every year. In carrying packages Of
traordinary precautions are taken. They
are immured in strong safes and so
carefully guarded that not an instance
has ever been recorded in which dia-
mOnds have been lost or stolen, though
a man could easily walk off with half
a million dollars worth of gems in his
waistcoat pockets We're it not that it Is
one of the most difficult undertakings
in the world to commit such theft or
even to find where the gems are stored
on shipboard..
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
Trout That Are Not Trout.

DIR. Theodore Gill Of the Smithsonian
institution in calling attention to the
misnaming of our native fish by early
settlers instanced among others the
trout. The pilgrims. finding in New
England streams a fish that reminded
them Of the trout of England, gave 1t
the same name, although Izaak Wal
ton would have told them that it was
not trout, but char. In Maine land
locked salmon and in certain lakes an
other salmonid fish We're also called
trout In the south the name trout
was given to black bass. In California
a peculiar fish was named trout appar-
emily for no other reason than its pos
session Of spots. The ella river trout
Is not trout at all.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
COfnna as Eurnfture

A man living at Queensbury not only
uses bis coffin as a piece of household
furniture, but he has also a grave made
In the local churchyard headed by a
gravestone on which his name is set
out in conventional style. Underneath
Is the line, Not dead but waiting"
One man at Tong, near Bradford,
kept his Sunday clothes In his coffin,
and another, who ate porridge at break
fast, used his coffin as meal bin.
Some years ago Keighly man kept
butterfly specimens in his cofiin.-Lon-
don Mail.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
A TACTFUl GIRL.
The Way She Gave james Lesson
In Table Etiquette.

They We're an engaged young couple
and were having quiet dinner While
the band played allurins music. The
girl was sweet and refined looking and
the man big and strong. Her manners
were perfect, but his left much to ne
desired as far as etiquette is coacefA-
ed. After they had finished their meal
an Interested observer noticed that the
big. wholesome man placed his knife
and fork like the crossbones under the
skull. With a blush the girl. whose
own implements We're placed correctly
side by side. noticed the break.
James" she said. with quick tact
looking all around among the tables.
did you ever notice that men and wo-
men eat differently: When man fin
ishes meal lie always places his knife
and fork across each other, while
woman invariably places them side by
side. It's funny, but I've often noticed
It"
(Which Is correct?" anXiously ques-
toned her fance while he gingerly
toyed with the objects of comment.
why, placing them side by side
dear OF course" she said. But. then.
men are so busy that l suppose they
have no time for such details" And
then she became interested In the band
leader, while the errtng James slyly
adjusted his knife and fork according
to regulations.
"There's a woman who is going to
manage her husband without letting
him know it." observed sweet old la
dy who had overheard. "It all de-
pends upon the way you do; whether
you can get a man to come round."-
Philadelphia Record.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
ARe and Work.

Sir Walter Scott began to write his
celebrated novels at forty. Milton be-
gan paradise Lost" at fifty. When
East Lynne appeared its author,
Mrs. Henry --WQod. was forty-five.
Cromwell was forty-one when he be-
gan his public career. The year Of the
hegira was the fifty-third of Moham-
med, and Marlborough reached his In
dependent command at the same age
In spiritual examples Abraham was
seventytive when called of Charan
and Moses was eighty when he stood
before Pharaoh as the champion Of
Israel.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
stor,e, q, the Gr.xed,xpc,,

Grimly humorous is the tale of the
gravedigger who complained that he
did not get constant work
But, George" said the minister ''if
you were to be constantly employed in
the duties of the office you would soon
bury the whole parish"
THAT micht be, sir but hoo am to
keep a wife and family unless | get
regular work? Deed, sir, 1 havena
buried a leevin soul for the last six
weeks"
Harder still was the case of another
gravedigger who was asked to reduce
bis fee for digging a grave because,
mind ye. James, she was an auld wo-
man and was sair spent. nt."-Chicago
Tribune
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
COnspirators.

1t will surprise many to know that
Washington Irving was a confessed
orchard thief. Once, while picking up
an apple in his own orchard, he was
accosted by an urchin of the neighbor-
hood, who. not recognizing him as the
proprietor, offered to show him tree
where he could get some better apples
than those.
But said the boy, I'VE must not
let the old man see u.s.
Il went with him." said Irving, land
we stole about a dozen or two of my
own apples and then went shares"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-05-25
Teachers Make Jolly.

Fourteen teachers, members OF the
Hesperiau drove out to the country
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. y. b. Cope
land. last Saturday afternoon, Ihe
ladies went it alone, dispensing with
even rdiyer. 1t was their inten-
ton TO lunch In the open, but the
storm precluded any idea OF TINS
kind, upon arrival.
Although all the pleasure OF the
visit had to be taken indoors, a
splendid time was enjoyed. ms
was the last meeting OF the year OF
the club.