The Dolores star. [volume] (Dolores, Montezuma County, Colo.) 1901-current, 1905-09-01

DOLORES STAR
Pubalshs1 Weekly.
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Dools come hisA h New York's -
elsty. bat It feels Il must have u least
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An American bank has failed IN
Manila This shows that It y not .
natter of climate.
Judge Blizzard IL running for once
n West Virginia He should be . good
heated-term candidate.
Even the president Of . glue com
pany could mot stick to his place. It
- filled by new man
Any fool can start . war. but wise;
men are needed when II comes to!
deciding on the indemnity.
Edmund Clarence 6tedman says,
there isn't much money in poetry
Nor in prose either. for that matter.
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War has broken out between the Hip
Sing Tonss and the On Leong Tongs
in New York. They ought to be
plnched.
Az long as J. p. Morgan likes the
companionship of that small grand
daughter. you can't make people be-
lieve he's bad.
An eastern paper is discussing "the
origin Of pie" 1t may be observed.
in passing. that everybody knows what
the destiny of pie Is.
Quinine candy Is said to be . nov
city that the children cry for. What
We need now is q pill that doesn't
have to be swallowed.
A defunct sea serpent may not be
much to contribute to civilization, but
Nevada trusts civilization will take
the will for the deed.
Russell Sage attributes his longev-
fly to his sticking to work. Clipping
coupons must be healthful ~ wen IS
. pleasurable exercise.
Prof. Ross says Americans are "en-
sulfed in . sea of fads." One Of our
fads IL listening to queer remarks
from college professors.
The playful idiots who put apple
JACK IN . can of church lemonade
should have another kind Of stick ap-
Piled to them externally.
p. Mammalian. the Hindu mission
airy, says wealth In the American peril.
He doubtless comes to remove a.
much Of the peril % he can.
That Massachusetts, Judge who says
IN umbrella 10 private property doubt
less win forget all about It when he
happens to be out on . rainy day.
Luther Burbank suggests that men
Ne cultivated ~ plants are cultivated.
Men would hardly be worth the trou-
BILE. Plants have no innate depravity.
The valued New York Herald 70
ports: Fatal Deaths In New Orleans.
Forty-seven." Yellow Jack seems to
be more virulent than ever this time.
King Edward 10 said to be annoyed
when beautiful women enter into open
rivalry for his smiles. He might avoid
the annoyance by making them form
. line.
IL win be hard to make ths expert
enced boy believe that pie-making
machine with capacity Of forty pies
. minute can turn cot the kind that
mother makes.
A Jersey City girl slapped man
because he called her Q Nan Patter-
con. She II probably sorry for It now,
though. Only one New York paper
published picture Of hen.
Lord Byron's record swim to the
island Of Lido in Venice has been beat
en- by Prof. Zennaro, but II Prof. Zen
marc IL wise he won't undertake to
beat Lord Byron's other records.
A Buffalo Judge fined man $41.20
for stealing kiss from girl Of that
city which is evidence that they are
stin charging Pan-American prices
there. So don't let them put you OF"
A railroad charged . consignee fvs
cents for demurrage; the latter de-
INJURED to paying the sum; the road