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Declined With Thanks.

A Keeper was cleaning the hycnas'
cage at Hall by the Sea. England. one
of the animals improved the oppor-
tunity to turn uron the man In an
ugly mood. The keeper promptly de-
Tended himself. and. to teach the AMI
NAL manners. gave it drubbing until
1t skunk into corner. One OF tie
spectators. a dear old lady. then re-
monstrated with the keeper and
thought Ire had acted cruelty. The
man stepped out OF the cage. and. ad'
vancing to the lady. said: 'P'raps,
mum. you'd like to come inside and
manage hfm.' The Invitation was no,
accepted
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'EA
Puhlls Baths for Dogs.

Dresden has developed curious
idea. The public baths Of that city
will shortly receive au addition that is
probably without parallel The new
annex will consist exclusively OF bath.
Ing establishments for dogs. organized
on the strictest lines OF class distlnc.
ton. There will be first. second and
third class. subdiyided into swimming
and single wash baths. Il Is even
gravely stated that there will be a
hairdressins department Tor canine
customers
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Homemade Rosy Cheeks.

Gladys is an anaemic child. with
PALE cheeks and she is eight years old.
Much to the annoyance of Gladys her
playmates have made the absence of
color In her cheeks the subject OF con.
versation. even in her hearing. Evi.
GENTLY the young lady determined to
put stop to criticism and appeared
the other day with cheeks glowing like
the rose with most beautiful and ar.
tistic pink. "Oh. Gladys. where did
you get the pink cheeks?" cried her
playmates In chorus. Casting down
her eyes the discreet damsei replied
Mamma told me not to tell"
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Are You Tired, Nervous
and SleepleSs Z?

Nervousness and sleeplessness nre u.s.
ually due To the fact that the nerves are
not fed on properly nourishing blood:
they are starred nerves. DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery makes pure.
rich blood. and thereby the nerves are
properly nourished and all the organs Of
the body are run as smoothly as machin-
cry. which runs in oil. In this way you
feel clean, strong and strenuous-you are
toned up and invigorated, and You are
good for whole lot Of physical or mental
work Best OF all. the strength and in
crease in vitality and health are lasting.
The trouble with most tonics and med
icines which have large, booming sale
for short time. is that they are largely
composed q alcohol holding the drugs In
solution. This alcohol shrinks up the red
blood corpuscles, and In the long run
greatly Injuries the system. One may feel
eNhilarated and better for the time being
yet in the end weakened and with vitality
decreased. DIR. Picrce's Golden Medical
Discovery contains no alcohol. Every
bottle OF y bears upon Its wrapper The
Bddgc 9f Honesty. In q full list OF all its
several ingredients. For the druggist 70
offer you something he claims is Just as
good Is to insult your intelligence.
world-famed Golden Medical Discovery
has the unanimous approval and endorse
ment Of the leading medical authorities
OF all the several schools Of practice. No
like purposes has any such endorsement.
The Golden Medical Discovery not
only produces all tho good effects To be
obtained from the use Of Golden Seal
root, In all stomach. liver and bowel
troubles, as In dyspepsia. bIliousness, CON
stipation, liberation Of stomach and
bowels and kindred ailments, but the
Golden Seal pot used In its compound
Ing is greatly Enhanced In IL curative &C
tion b. other ingredients such o. Stone
root, Black CherfybArk, Bloodroot, Nan
drske root and chenically pure triple.
refined glyceFine.
sThs comnon ssnss Medical Advises, :
ls eoae frep in pAper Govern On rocelDt d
s.sfsnt ass7fs Z - n go sae
siIss|l I|l.. - 9 : : ]
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Noble Heart The First R.ov,.l,..

Above all other things woman
who would be charming must possess
. true and noble heart. full OF love
and sympathy for her fellow beines.
and an Intelligent mind. capable Of
seeing matters from more than one
standpoint. Any woman thus endowed
by nature t1ndsaiably has within ~.
|. .eelS the .pose)bllities Tor ideai weanas,
hoeo ~ ffon thess ehasnoot 1j(15r
qpetaG ~ - iltl1e ytztjl Nl(
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MILK CRUST ON BABY.
Lost an His Hair-soratehed Tlf
Ciood Ran Grateful Mother
Tells Of His Cure by Cuti.
eura for 75c.

When our baby boy was three
months old he had the milk crust very
badly on his head. SO that all the hnir
came out. and II itched so bad he
would scratch until the blood ran. I
got cake OF Cuticura Soap and n box
of Cutieurl Ointment. applied the
Cuticura and put n thin cap on his
bead. and before had used halr Of
the'b II was entirely cured. Ills hair
commenced to grow out nicely again.
and he has had no return of the trcu-
Bite. tSigned) Mrs. II. p. Holmes.
Ashland. Or
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Boiling eaa. ssisn,lse.l,x.

In lecture before the Royal Insti-
tute In London. an English scientist
showed new exact way Of timing the
boiling Of eggs. The egg was suspend.
ed from the beam o; a pair OF scales
and dipped In pan Of boiling water.
The sand from an hour glass trickled
into the scale which hung from the
other end Of the beam until the egg
was cooked. Then the weight Of the
sand lifted the egg out Of the sauce.
pan and rang an electric bell.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Muapsa N rAlaev FoR dAlN dAI
Ways Of Civilization LIksnsd 70 Ihess
AZ 0avsues.


After years OF residence among tne
head hunters OF Borneo an Ensi'sn'
woman writes OF them as follows
don't want to stand up for head.haht
Ing: It isn't nice. The civilized ma
tions call 1t murder, and 1t is murder,
but are we to throw stones? Arsh
the means we take to satisfy our "h
quenchable thirst for gain. MURDER
Tailoring. shirt-making. straw p'ai.,
Ing. lace and box and nailmakins anu
how many more? DO any OF them
bear looking into II we want TO zee,
that. as country. We do not murder! !!
Isn't the whole destruction OF pouy'
soul and spirit which drink and gam
bling and immortality are carrying on
hourly at our very doors, and insido
many of them. filing our hospitals
and lunatic asylums, and graves
isn't that murder? And In our mnr'
der are any good qualities necessary
None. But fighting brings out TIE
noblest parts of a savage. and In his
home life love and content reign but
civilized murder means misery ana
discomfort and homes turned to hell.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Most Ancient Of Alm.hev.e..

What was probably the Oldest aims
house In the world has Just been
closed after an existence Or ~ yesrs.
ID was founded ct Wanslsdsl, Bavaria.
By Christophsr Wannsr forty-one yearc
before Christopher Columhus dieoev.
efed America for ~ - who Won
pelete4 white heasls ~ peee ~
e(etatne soe ~ loanl ~ h ~
4! ~ IN -
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the catheter. took to my bed. ana
the doctors failing to help, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. The urine soon
came freely again. and the pain gradu'
ally disappeared. have been cured
eight years, and though over 10, am -
active as boy"
Sold by all dealers. so cents q box.
Foster-Niilburn Co. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Chris;ian Science.

In the United States there -re
about 800 Christian Science Churches.
with about 100000 adhercnts Accord.
ing to Mrs. Eddy. its founder. the
church is making tremendous strides
in popularity. in which respect 1t re-
semblss Pillsburys vltos. the popular
cereal food.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

In bad weather
brought kidney trou.
bles on me. and |
suffered 20 years
with sharp. cramp-
ing pains in the back
and urinary disor.
ders. | often had to
get up a dozen times
at night TO urinate.
Retention set In. and
| was Obliged 10 use
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Naval College Clock.

The clock In the tower of TIE new
Naval College at Dartmouth. which is
to be opened shortly, will mark time
as kept onboard ship, striking eight
six. four bells. etc, and viii be the only
clock OF its kind in England.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
eslsium's Colonial Area.

Though Belgium has an area OF only
1879 square miles. which is less than
one.fourth the size OF the state OF
New York. and population OF only
6.5O0.0OO. II has accomplished within
twenty years mighty task. openins
mp TO the world a vast territory in ar.
ricl covering 100000 square miles.
with native and white population or
about 30.00O.OO0.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Submarine Cables.

There are $40 submarine cables In
the world. the length OF which
amount TO 17s,sl9 miles. Most OF
these belong to private parties, only
25 900 miles being owned by the vari-
Gus governments. AL however, bring
daily orders from every land on The
globe. for Pillsbury's vitos. the all
day food.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local Applications. q. they cannot reach the i>-
ea.ed portion OF the ear Tnerc j. Iuiy n- eay 90
cure deafness aud that .. by constitutional remedies
peafnrs- Is caused by "A lnfamri condition - The
nurons lining OF the Eustachtan Tube. When TIT,
tube Il infAnied you have rumh..ag spuud ur i'm
perfect hearing and shcn it Il eLtrry closed Deaf
mes. Il the result and unless the Inflammation De
taken and this tube restored 90 ~ normal c1ni.
tion hearing will be destroyed forever nine
out of ten ave caused by aarfh. which \ nothing
bat infamrt condition OF the muclgs surfaces
We viii give one Hundred Dollars Tor any cas- q
peafnes. caused hY raiarrhl that cannot be cured
by Halls CaiAffh Cure. send for circulars, free
p : CHENEY & CO, Tp.eIo, o,
Sold by DraEE.sts, sc
Take iialrs F.uii!y rus ior 15Hs;lpsti1a.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
To Prevent Cha ped Hsndsl

9rany women who do their own work sre
much annoyed in winter with chapped
hands. This may be avoided By using Ivory
Soap for dish washing and toilet purposes.
Dry the hands thoroughly each, time after
they have bccn In water, and rub, VIII .
little oatmeal-watcr or some good lociDu.
ELEANOR Il. RARkER
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Don't be afraid OF me. miss. said
the mnsher: Il wouldn't hurt "a fcn. "
No, l don't think you would. said the
Kill "A flea
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

f'iso $ Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections OF the throat and iungs.-wM
o. EspsLEY, vanburen. Ind. Feb. 10. 1900
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

You neve. hear any one complain
about Defiance Starch" There IL none
to equal II In quality and quantity, Is
ounces. 10 cents. Try It now and save
your money.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Hives Of great men all remind us
hoy easy 1t Is to be a small man.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

6oRR permanently cured. Sonts ervou.n.s- after
Uuu = hrrt day u-e OF tr kas -Brsat Nerve e-tor.
sr Send for fREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
D6 r. H. KLINE, Ltd. y'i Arch street. Phiiad ilpbia Pa
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

why" asked the senior partner.
have you marked this mahogany table
DOWN. Because. explained the
junior member Of the firm. 1T is
scratched up"
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

II see a man is working on a meter
to record how long a man talks uu the
telephone" why syon't the gas me-
ter doy'
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

III. Istakes a big man to eat crow grace
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Cowardicc is a nightmare that trou-
bles some men when they are nwnke.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Fortunately the child doesn't nealiz
that ne is the father to the man.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Money doesn't sit around on empty
dry goods boxes when It talks.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing syrup.
Yov children teetins. softens the gnras reduces ~
nanmAuon, aays pain. cures Ind coiic. DC bottle.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Usually when man reaches the
turn in the lane he finds that 1t turns
In the wrong direction.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Mary" said the forsaken one N
you can't return my affection. / think
sou ought ut least to return the dia-
rnord ring I gave you.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
II CONSTANT AGONY.
4 Wsse vIrsInian's Awful olstrsss
Through Kidney Troubles.

W. L. jackson. merchant. Of Park.
eraburg. w. Va. says: Driving about
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

The fellow who waits for something
to turn up has his eyes liked "n mis-
toes
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

1t Ia easy work to convince woman
II you try not to.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Il should Judge by Slowits looks
that he weighed as much as n ton
"Yes. no doubt. "A simpleton.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

Many a mans winning ways are due
TO the way he de1ls the cartls.
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

1t is awful hard q believe all tho
things you want your children TO-
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

More Flexible and Lasting,
won't shake out or blow out; by using
Defiance Starch you obtain better re-
suits than possible with any other
brand and one-third more for same
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08

lsS.ssaasss. =. aosh max. es~.sss =
The Ordway new era., 1905-12-08
TEA
We want no money for
unsatisfactory tea.
Don't be shy!

~ e,ss.v f.s.f.s sssr ssas5 2 = -
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12
Norse Legend.

According 20 a recent work on Nor
way. the scantiness Of the soil in that
country is explained by some Of the
country people as follows. At the crea-
ton OF the world the angels whose duty
il was to scatter the soil forgot Nor
way. Seeing this. the guardian ange
Of the land made complaints % the Crea-
tor what was 70 be doneg lmpossi-
Bile to restart the whole Of the creation
for the sake Of Norway. Come my lit
lie angels. said He: look carefully and
perhaps you may still find little earth.
The conscience-stricken angels swept
the floor Of Heaven. and the little dust
they found they gathered in their drap-
cries and scattered over the Norwegian
Tocks.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12
Smoking in Turkey.

Probably in no nation under the sur
is smoking a more prevalent habit than
in Turkey. II is now chiefly in the form
of cigarettes that tobacco is consumed
and as Turkey produces some OF the best
kinds Of the weed for use in the daiuu
tubes We may expect the cigarette TO be
come increasingly popular. Strange a.
il may seem. cigars are in many parts q
Turkey cheaper than cigarettes, and this
naturally causes an increased demand
for these goods.-Cigar and Tobacco
World
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12
sIoNERS OF DECLARATION.
All Comparatively Young Men Who
Stood for American In
dependence.

They were all aware Of the danger
that might result from their action,
out were proud TO meet II. They de-
serve the great honor from each sue
ceeding generation. and the Fourth Of
July is a good time 10 express il, says
The Washington Star.
They were all young men-compara-
tively--their ages averaging 43 years
and months. Edward Rutledge. Of
South Carolina. was the youngest, "a
years, while Benjamin Franklin was
the Oldest, 20 years. The occupations
they represented were: Doctors, 8 /;
lawyers, 80; farmers, Z; merchants
and mechanics, 2; surveyor, shoe
maker. /. and printer tFranklin), /.
Some one suggested TO Charles Car
roll that as there were a great many
men Of that name, II the cause should
tail. England would not know what
one TO arrest. yes, they will. and
Immediately wrote "of Carrollton" af
ter his name.
AS the paper was being signed John
Hancock said: I'VE must all hang
together"
"Ay," answered Ben Franklin, we
must all hang together, else We shall
All hang separately"
II is a remarkable coincidence that
Jefferson, the author Of the Declare
ton OF Independence. and John Ad-
ans. its great supporter. both after
wards presidents Of the United States.
sied on the same day, and that In
aenendence daY. 1896.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12
SPIRIT OF THE PIANO.
nisconstrued by Musicians Who
Use the Instrument in Public
Entertainments.

The fact that the piano is descended
from the spinet and the harpsichord is
still a stumbling block to amateurs Of
music; the fact that in tone and reson-
ance it has lately been enormously de-
veloped is also a stumbling block to
those who write for it. The first class,
says the National Review, have entire
ly neglected the harpsichord-a perfect
and fully evolved instrument, the
spirit of which is altogether different
from that Of the piano; the second
class have been tempted by the dy-
namies of the piano to treat ii too
much like an orchestra, and To forget
that it is not only a solo instrument,
but really chamber instrument.
Its utterance, which Chopin under
stood so well, is really chamber music;
and there is always something lament
able to me in the contemplation of a
great artist distressing himself and his
instrument in the attempt to fill a
large concert room with exaggerated
expressions of a delicate and intimate
temperament The effect is never en-
tirely satisfactory. however great the
artist may be; for that note OF int-
macy which is surely the very essence
and spirit of the piano cannot possibly
be maintained in the presence OF a
large and miscellaneous audience.
When we consider among all our i'm
pressions of pianoforte music the mo-
ments that have given us memorable
pleasure, we find that they took place
in intimate assemblies, where some
one played and some one sang, and
where the atmosphere thrilled with
just that amount of electric disturb
ance which we call sympathy, which is
born with the meeting of friends and
dies when they disperse.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12
The Chicken Joke Again.

Senator Daniels tells of an ole
darby who was asked whether in hi
experience prayer was ever answered
well. sab" replied Nose, some
pra'rs is ansud an some ain't-it de
ponds on what 20 axes TO. Just artel
de wah. wen il was mighty hard
seratchin' TO de cullud brederin. / no
ticed dat wenebber | pray de Lord 10
sea one a Marse Jenkins fat chick
ems TO de old man dere was no notice
took of de ptishun; but wen ! pray
dat He would sen de old man TO d.
chicken de matter was tended to befo
sunup de next mornin' IN. Y. Her
aid.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12

'arinsceous gruels of arrowroot, farinf,
etc. may be given, and later on sage,
with milk toast, baked custard, wine
and beef jelly, mush. baEed apples
stewed prunes and oranges Go from
this TO more substantial food very grad
aally.
The above directions, carefully fol
lowed out, will go far TO remove the
terrors OF scarlet fever, and trust that
many may be benefited.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12
OREGON NOT ALL STOLEN.
Plenty of Good Land Left in the
State for Investors and
Settlers.

Oregon has for years been afflicted
with a cancer known as the land con-
science. II has fastened itself upon its
highest as well as it's humblest citizens.
But there is yet good land in oregon
that has not been stolen, says Golfers
Weekly, and the judicial disinfectant
which the United States government is
now applying is fast retaining much
Of the land that was appropriated.
The patriarchal boards were wise
wise enough to lay claim to a good
thing. oregon is great state. AS an
agricultural state it is as old and well
tried as Minnesota. Kansas or Nebraska.
The Willamette river valley is match
less farming land. II was the Mecca Of
ambitious agriculturists before gold was
discovered In California. The dairy
products of that one valley alone amount
to $1,000 600 a year, and the prize beef
at St. Louis last year came from there.
It's a country where the farm hands get
well fixed so fast there is no one left
to milk the cows.
Coos county, Ore, is typical of the en-
terprise. industry and thrift Of all the
northwestern states. There is county
of farmers and lumbermen with l25
miles lying between il and the nearest
railroad. and yet they erect at the Port
land fair a $4,000 building in which to
exhibit their wares. The banks Of Ore
gon have deposits TO the amount Of
$4,000 TO every man, woman and child
within its borders. and Oregon is not the
praasact Of fhaca states
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12

All communications for this depart
ment should be addressed TO DIR. David
II. Reeder. Laporte, Ind. and should
contain at least four cents in stamps.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12
RaL VERMONT RAIL WAY.
Corrected 20 Aug. 10, ise5.
GOING SOUTH


COMO SOUTH
N ls leave Randolph a. ioll0wsi
|o n. M.
T|& Express. daily, FOR Boston and an New
81 IT points Through Coaches and
d. ne cars for Boston via Lowell. also
y Hagheld
II a. M.
IN eek liays fur Worcester. Boston and
|&4 1rk. Parlor car 10 New York without
d J.. NJ.
N&~ England states Limited" daily for
|14& and flr New York, via Springfield and
I'D fs .u New Jun ION. Through Coaches
n1 parlor Car - Boston. Pullman
'4 Ear Co -Pringheld.
|0 -. MI.
- rrar week iavs for white River juno
|Q& sleeper FOR New York except satur-
= II. M.
IN only Tor White River jet with sleep
Sew York Via Springfield without
GOING NORTH
|0 n. MI.
e Express daily for Montreal and the
week DAYS FOR 0gdenshurg. Richfurd
~ taRa. Sleeping car 90 Montreal.
L. "A. MI.
y niger daHy for St AIbans, Mont
Ottawa and RlchfOrd. connecting at
X vtnn for Troy and Albany; on sundays
~ My as Oar as 81. Adams.
II. M.
IT, nud Express week days for Burling
~ nmbridge Junction,St. Adams. Rouses
~ ugdensburg, Riohford and Montreal,
an Parl0r car 70 Montreal
II u. MI.
y England states Limited daily for
rea ant Chicago. Cafe Parior ear 20
real and Pullman sleeping car to
Hs
g. JONES.
General Manager.
=. BENTLEY,
Gen r. Ptssen er Agent.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1905-10-12

why are you pretending to b.
broke. old man? I happen 10 know
a bank that would honor a mighty big
check for you"
Il have some OF the kind Of 'frineds'
that fly al the sight Of an empty
purse, and I want to see them run
ming. Detroit Free Press.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-05-07
/ CHESTNUT HILL AND
HIGHLAND PARK

Miss Nettie bfosby has returned to her homo
on Fourth Ayenle. after spending some time
4 III Louisa. .ss1 s55s ~ a5et
Miss josie Booth is now able to be out after
being. confined to tho house for several days
past by sickness. n ss III * 5iIss
Mnnds hlyssay entertained yer! de-
People 9 3 Social Club togethers with several
other young friendsSInt her home, on Third
hour aans
Ssse. Rsnns
vie. olle5 T!nbsriake The notice Of the next
MI John r. ':Livesay has returned to his
home on Third "a venue liter IN extenoeo
M, JOSEPH Tou,a g Chestnut Hill.
Mrs. Scissor Is now able to be out after
being confined to the house for several days
Professor Maurice will give a stcrcopticnn
nn ghH,nd Pqrk
sspoes au Of
s Mr.. and Mrs. r. B.. Catlin have returned
to their home on Fourth Avenue, % fter spend
r. ~ Fred Bryan has returned t. her home
Mrs. sW. n. pollard,sof Chestnut fnil
j. G. Bowman. Of Fourth Avenue. Ia 55i
Rev. Beverly Ilstell. OF Louisville, KY, 5la
the guest Of his sister, Mrs Garland II,
At -tthe residence OF Mr.. William Dunn. q
I Third Avenue. quiet but pretty. marriage
took place thursday morning the contracting
| Colvin. The ceremony was. performed by the
Rev. =. r.. Odel. after which the couple left
rossn extended northern .s
Little ROCK, Ark. were the guests last week
Of Mrs. J. T.. Sparks, Of Fourth Avenue.