The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-06-15
THISTLES.

Yft. tbsi mAlfim stisl tSfaS made
rresi ,eoom I, uaistti,d W, ~ bosne'
lvura aus msfisss tbfm 90 70 the, meet
hetsNfal scmen. Kos ia tbs world id y
,,trsa ths hstuiiisl wsnctt Easy. ].
la, eatoS has s. las iPfrlsl bargain esT'
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tbits erssrl 10 III sfoubd ereatins about
boz uesh mags isssliisenlly be eculd sn'
isr v,Alth ltas the areitgs feh msn do'''
VI, ttkss yea PRETTY long time 10 de-
az hsttoas dosss1 ~ ifgslnd Pep
tstr wsu. ,tplled chally, sbfn aaaiiy
d. d 3 ~ nj saini slick t. Vs. Tier
cossl En-. siray tate. Yes. tie eonsl''
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- "a Ctssi--I have called, 'lr' 10
.,i ptimla,i5H 10 pay M addresses TO your
asush,es GA MaG--oh, thsts all tight
dett otl G., bat ! dobt tsow What The
haidtsa oihtr fellows shs'a eng'gsd 10
~ll sv abost u.
-Dlstn ititk wtm'a are hIier than
mcst ~ led. Ne. replied The old bach
sAr. ghit IL there = man who would
work - hard n any tblrs IS the s'efsge
Somns dos 70 fol people on Der sgef
-sasirs @ John. who las jos, buried
his ,hlfd VIII sorry TO hear sou have
Lost your nlfe. Joha. Jobr --oo,sye, iboy
do Got , g.ib'.
-Tf man who was surveying fjr . rail-
~ay psusei to inquire Any mosq uitce'
around hei,' Yep, answered the resident
M.hnaf Yep. What makes you want to
stay IL such plfc,' | dunno. reckon
Rsh mystery, same as what makes you
~sni 20 fetch people here.
Here. said Miss P4sssy, 10 an amateur
por,ysil o, me that consider quite good
or coarse Va rather faded now, but Yes
.sld Mis- Psrt; ii's very lielike.
oar eattier. said the bank president
has recently sequird hall interest In
Yacht. Well, rel llned the vice president
hope he won't become sfull fsdged ship
per,
Life u getllsg TO be an awful burden
said the man with the crimson besk Nc
wonder, r,j)luCd bis good wife. You are
ueariy always loaded,
Pa, tArd llttle Willie, who had been
rcaolog treatise on phrenology, what Ia
bump Of destruclyenessi Why-er-i
railroad collision, suppose.
Why, Jimmy, whst's the mstter' Wha'
arc you crying forf Bb-boohool R-se
cause lt'sso lorg TIL my next birthday
lis your son industriousf II depends
answered Farmer Corntossel. He's lisbl'
10 tske bis time doin' cbofef, but II yo'
ever get him on second base with goot
hitter up he's liable to be about the busies
thing on earth.
--Thi', said the peddler, lisa little devic'
especially designed for use in our summe
weather. What 10 1t; Il may be used on
minute rs a fan and the next to shovel Of
the snow.
--Bigga- Your friend L peck SPEAK
four or i've languages, doesn't he' Dig
He did before his marrisge, but he sci
dom gets chance 10 speak any now.
-CIaude-Don't you think my mustscb'
coming, but {. hasn't got there vet.
Junior Psrtner-The bookkeeper hs
been married nearly Fix months now. Sen
10, PArtner-wclls Junior Partner--Well
ne hasn't ssked for raise In salary. Ssnio
Psrtner-Htavers, we'll have to have hi
accounts examined.
--upgMdsor -Wha, has bee OF you
new sutomobileS | haven't seen II for
month or mere. A,om-I don't know.
haven't either. |. blew up soon after 60
L.
Yes, he sctuslly tried to kiss me In th
darn. Butnhy couldn't he obtain the sam
result by merely closirg bis eye.'
--shs--They say the japanese wome
make excellent wires. He--l suppose 60
The JApanese are great fshters, you lnow
-shs--Do you notice, dear, what beau
,fcl aEaro tints the sun lends to TIE Dos
Z the ocean, He--Ths,, my dear, Ia ID
dve cut Of scme OF those chesp bathin
dresses,
That sitter dinner speaker took every
body oa hll feet, didn't hef II Was ID
only thing left for him to do. They wer
on In their heads before he began to tall
The Dade--I am connected with neal
iy all the country fsmilie,, bah Jove Ploi
sie--Reslly BY telephone, ! supposes
Marriage, remarked the woman OF ID
world, briggs man out. | guess that
right, sighed the ubsophistics,ed woman
Since I've been married my husband Ia
been out about five nights week,
Mr.. Grabsll- - More money wbs
would you 40 II you lost me- Beg Tor "
suppose. Mrs. Grsbsll-well, you don
,hink TIA, would be suythirg new for me
do You' ~
Mis- Btecber--Are you going to ID
haseeall game tomorrow, Mr.. Fam Far
-wtll-er--yss, thought Of goirg. Ms
Blescher-- kloee, Mr.. Fsntf PAnn- on
no; shAll take On umbrellas.
Me. CtstlIc-My offering VAS In
iente i,srcd ,hst should never live {
tell tie tale. Mr.. Chs,tle--i see. !, wssn
The idea a. dsipg ,hst made you 81 f'er, BIT
the fear that you wouldn't get to tell u
tale.
-R!snmsn Ia loolirg for anothe
slrl; CT JsSi, mstriuony. A.eun Why,
thought Mlsi PsesIs bad ecsp.ed yot
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