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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Since little girl was fearfully lac
Grated by rooster and baby was
killed by rat, there may be some
thing after all in the contention of the
bloodthirsty.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
Only Way out.

From the Montgomery Advertiser.
A New York paper wants to know why
men lie to women Without having inves-
tigated the matter we suppose tnat some-
times there's no other way out of it.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Listen to Mae Wood "why does he
PlatD not sue me for forgery or have
me arrested on that charge? I dare him
to do either l dare any of the crowd
to get me into court on any pretext what
ever. I will tell such things they will
wish they never heard of me. And they
will not get a chance to get any more
of my papers. | am ready for the next
attempt for / know what character of
men l have to deal with. Within reach
of my hand day and night is a 44-calibre
Colts derringer, carrying a bah about
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
THERE WAS NO DOOR.

From the Columbus Enquirer-S Sun.
A very moist copy of the Louisville
Courier-Journal came to our exchange ta-
BILE yesterday. The nature of the fluid
could not be determined.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

1t is not surprising that New Jer-
sey preacher will be boxing teacher
in a new church club. The average
preacher sparsr so much with the devil
that he ought to be good on his feet.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
RUNNING \ RISK.

From the Washington Post.
The Ringlings may never know what
chances they took in parading bears in
front of the White House in open cages.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The Augusta Herald says, "The song
of the spring in southern fields is
'Lee-Haw,' and it is being sung with
unison and vim that means fat har-
vest -
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The Washington Post says that a
garter found in the safe of defunct
company is more valuable as an ex-
PLANTATION than an asset. We would
like to know whether the garter was
a deposit or a souvenir.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Oklahoma is building five thousand
cyclone cellars, and tornadoes are an
nounced in that state by shotgun
broadsides and the ringing of bells.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

It is rumored that DIR. Osler may be
kn,ghted by King Edward. He will
probably take "Sir" in preference to
the chloroform bottle.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Private Secretary Loeb should not
be held to strict account for recent
mistakes. He knows, alas, that Miss
Mae Wood is camping on his trail.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The country is happy and prosper
GUS with but one single drawback
Boss Aldrich is coming home.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Russell Sage has just lost a lawsuit
Which will cost him $500. That is
about the only way Uncle Russell can
be made to cough up.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

New York lawyers chew gum in
court, and the public is trying to in
duce them to reform by not working
l. lir jaws too much.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Senator Clark has bought six plants
to furnish material for his mansion in
New York. No wonder the architect
has grown gray.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Senator German is a candidate for
another senatorial term. His present
term does not expire until 1907
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The latest figure in divorce suits is
the "hired sutton" 1t is his business
to furnish evidence.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Chicago begins to think a sympa-
thetic strike is as violent as one of
the plain, everyday sort.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The st. Petersburg papers are CON-
PEELED to say that the hero of Dogger
Bank has become the hope of mighty
Russia.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

With the bill posters holding a con-
vention in town, Birmingham had
good excuse to feel stuck up.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

An Ohio man has been sent to the
penitentiary for five years because he
stole five hats. 1t doesn't pay to be a
common thief.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

J. X. Bangs has quit editing Puck
after years service in that capacity.
1t is no May-day business to edit
Jokes.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The beef packers do not want the
federal grand jury to get onto all their
capers.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Charley Schwab will not be asked
to present an expense account when
he comes home.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The post facto opinions of court Off
cials in the Nan Patterson case are
gratuitous and unconvincing.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The only thing needed to complete
DIR. Harper's cure seems to be a big
Rockefeller donation to Chicago uni
versity.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

judges carefully itemize their expense
accounts.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

A confidential man" has just ex-
planned how the Omaha packing
houses pulled the wool over the eyes
of Commissioner Garfield. Everybody
knew that the trick was done. but did
not know before how 1t was done.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Straw hats are rather timid in New
York. They mature rather early down
south.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Pat Grove may break into the
Omaha jails regardless of Omahas
sleuths.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Rojestvenslly has a chance to be-
come the greatest Russian in history.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

A Memphis man fell to the ground from
the eleventh story Of a skyseraper and
escaped with three broken fingers. Mem
phil must be as hard to kill as a cat.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

An Ohio man wants his brother-in-law,
wealthy bachelor, to have a guardian
because he invested $1,000 in stations and
refused to drink temperance beverage
called "Tempra." The evidence seems to
prove that the bachelor is not crazy but
wise"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

History relates that an eastern woman
imagined that she had SI5 distinct COM
plants and took S75 patent medicine
cures" 1t is unnecessary to add that
she is an omnivorous reader of patent
medicine advertisements.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

1t must be rather embarrassing to John
Hay for the whole world to know every
time he takes a bath.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

No one is surprised that Nan Patterson
has accepted an offer of $500 a week
from Hurtig & Semon theatrical mama
gers, to appear for few weeks in one
of their New York houses and later go
out with one of their road companies.
Moreover, she will in1ict a book on the
public. Some papers are talking rather
harshly about Nan, but that probably
troubles her but little now. 1t is need
less to say that the girls salary will be
on a sliding SCALE" and will decrease
as public interest in her wanes. If the
fates are propitious, Birmingham thea
TRIGGERS may see Nan Patterson next sea-
son as the bright particular star of .
musical comedy.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
A PUT UP GAME.

Said Togo to Rojestvensky:
I'll dodge you and you dodge me.
Well play ring around the rosies
All over the China sea-"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

The standpatters are nonplussed by
Germany's threats of tariff reprisals.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Jesse Bartlett Davis's memorials is
the memory of her own sweet songs.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

A Cincinnati bishop says, 81 care not
what methods you use, so you save
souls. If a man will come to hear the
gospel when the preacher wears red
coat, by all means discard the black coat
and wear the red one.' This doctrine re-
minds one of the rule followed by many
of our successful financiers, stop at
nothing to win a fortune"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
TIE LUCKY MAN.

That man indeed is fortunate
l hold him doubly blest-
Who has the money and the time
To take little rest.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
NERVE NEEDED.

You may not be a brilliant man
Brains don't count at ALL
You can reach the goal you seek
If you have the gall.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
MATTERS OF THE WORLD

the size of my thumb The next person
who attempts to get my papers will sure
~ find trouble. Myl Isn't she awful?
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

HE AT LEAST DESERVES A CHROMO.
Sing the praises of the great
1t is correct forsooth-
But don't forget the honest worth
OF the man who tells the truth.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.

Now we have "frenzied vaudeville
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
REAL TROUBLE.

OF all the woes in this old world
To make a man feel blue,
There's nothing can surpass, / guess,
That hated /. o. u.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
COULDN'T STAY OFF.

We knew it really had to come,
Since she's been all the rage,
That noted Nan would soon be seen
Again upon the stage.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

If ever boy is tempted to doubt the
sincerity of his mother 1t is when she
stays the whip 10 remark, This hurts
me more than it does you"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18
GfEsfuss.'aSFsio
AzsaissHsi

Entered the Birmingham. Ala, post.
oniee az second-class matter under act
OF Congress. March S. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Washington Bureau Age-Herald. 1921 G
Street. N W.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

Daily anu Sunda. age Herald. .........ss.M
Daiiy and sunday, PER month.......... 10
sunday A-s-Hernld, per annum........ eco
Weekly Age Herald, per annrm........ LEO
Subscription payable In advance.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

no communication will be published
without its authors n. ne. Rejected
manuscripts will no. be retLs- unless
stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-05-18

L. H. Russ. NJ. w. Carlisle and w. F.
Jordan are the only authorize travelling
representatives of The Age-IIerald in its
circulation department.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
MansIauqhter Bill Passed.

Mr. Hale Of Portland, took the man.
slaughter bill with the amendment
from the table. This bill defines man.
slaughter and was introduced by Sem
ator Potter of Cumberland.
Mr. Hale explained that this amend
ment WAS simply new draft Of the
original bill presented by Mr. Potter
and was objected to by the Christian
scientists of the State. who objected
n ] nhrase medical treatment" The
hill i aimed at the conditions existing
in Sbi1oh and was reported faVora bly,
nv tho committee on judiciary. 1t was
raconmi,ted to the committee on ac-
,ount Of the objections of the Christian
so;o,+;.ts of the State and came back
amended with the word ''tratment"
substituted for the words medical
+raa,,ney,- Mr.. Hale explained that
the smendment proposed by Mr.. Nor
rison ,yo,ld Bring it back to its original
form and hoped that the motion to
,,,a,d would not prevail.
-, 1Ja,,se bv viva voce vote re-
iac,ad the amendment. The bill was
49,. 49, ,,ren its several readings and
nasaod 70 be engrossed. The bill reads
q. whoever unlawf"lly kills human
continued on Page Eighty
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23

DER placed in a conspicuous nlace 60
u, one suffering injury from accident
-. ascertain what machine was re-
spohslpie. That the speed regulations
s'iouiu De fixed by the municipalities
"S they would know better what WAS
Needed than the secretary of State.
MT. irving grew ironical as he adj
>'iiceo INTO the arguments against its
somewhat unwieldly provisions. as he
'housht, and said with sarcasm:
notice that they have neglected
TO provide for the kind of gasoline
which shall be used and to regulate
the amount of odor which shall he al.
lowed
Mr.. irving did not believe it right to
impose a tax of $40 a year on dealers
in automobiles and discriminate in fa-
vor of carriage makers. This he
said. lis class legislation. Mr.. irving
said there was nothing in the bin
which gave the owner of an automobile
any rights to enjoy his machine.
Senator Potter of Brunswick. spoke
in favor of the bill and in opposition
to the motion of the senator from
Arostook. He said the bill was the re-
suit OF an examination into the laws
of Massachusetts and New Hampshire
governing the use of automobiles. IF
the bill was unwise he did not think
the committee on judiciary would in
sist on its passage.
Senator Irving's motion did not pre-
vail and the bill was passed to be en-
crossed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
MRS. HALLS MIRACLE.
Experiences Similar to This Have Oc-
casioned Considerable Comment in
Augusta.

re" women are better known in
hn'Nr"rt. y. Y, than Mrs. Pattie D.
nan. as she belongs 10 one of the best
.""l''ics and has large circle Of
ilen'is and acquaintances. In a re-
N''l interview Mrs. Hall said:
HE experience l have been through
!" IN" last two years seems like 4
"raoie. | was SO Daily off that life
stunned almost unendura bic, and my
'ela'SS increased so that l could
."rcriN hear anything. The suffoca-
~" IN my chest ana the indigestion
caused by my catarrh. produced very
~'"e suffering. | had five different
musicians. bought everything that
"n!oody recommended to me, but
"'laily gave DIP in despair.
une day my millner asked me if I
A'u ever tricd Hyomei. l began the
u'atment. and can thankfully testify
"nat Hyomei does cure this terrible dis
1So, Since using it my hearing is
s'atly improved. and the only time I
1--WE any catarrhal trouble is when !
Wv" cold. | then use Hycmei, and al
""S' get instant relief. My friends
~ atquaintances marvel at the
T'Nse IN my health aud hearing"
.N"m"i has made many cures of
"'"trh, and i'll connection with Hyo-
.- 'ali'l. of catarrhal deafness. in Au-
80" similar experiences to that of
nan have created large sale
hy"nei with Bowditch & Webster
ani Percy W. Means
;,, .ne complete outiit. including the
'''',r' costs but 81. while extra bottles
W. oot so cents. Ask Bowditch &
v'e.eF and Percy w. Means to show
~ we strong guarantee under which
uiey sell Hyomei. 21-23-..5
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
Automobile Bill.

The bill providing for the regulation
and registration of automobiles caused
a furry of discussion in the Senate.
yesterday morning.
Senator Irving of Aroostook. moved
to reconsider the vote whereby the
bill was passed to be engrossed. which
the Senate voted to do. But his motion
to indefinitely postpone the bill was
promptly defeated by a vote of Is to ).
In urging the Senate to postpone the
hill. Mr.. Irving said that it was not
a wise measure. 1t put the entire con-
troll of these vehicles into the hands OF
the secretary of State. He believed
tina. the necessary move was the prop
or registration Of machines, the num-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
HOUSE..

The resolve carrying $4,000 for the
construction Of a new wing to the
Eastern Maine Insane Hospital at BAN
gOr was passed by a vote of IS to So.
after one of the sharpest debates that
the House has heard this session.
Those who participated in the discus
sion We're Representatives Sewan of
Bath. Cakes Of Auburn opposed to the
passage of the bill and Representative
Whitmore of Brunswick, Fulton of
Blaine. Sargent of Brewer and DR..
Morrison of Eden against it.
Two resolves carrying $1S50O for the
insane hospital in Augusta. for the year
1905 and $23,150 for the next two years
for the Eastern Maine Insane Hospital
in Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
STATE HOUSE.
Initiative Referendum
Resolve Passed by Senate
Labelling Bill Killed in the
House, Vote SIS to a..
Resolve Of $4,000 for Bangor Hospital
Passes the House.

Legislative measures are dwindling
down daily and at present compare
lively few matters remain for consid- :
Grafton. But they are matters which
will occasion long debate when they
are taken from the table in the re-
spective branches. 1t still looks as if
hnal adjournment might take place,
Friday.
The amount Of oratory was up to it's
usual standard in the Senate and
House, yesterday. ana it was nearly
SIX O'Clock when the latter body fin
ally adjourned. The Senate easily took
first honors in the debating line al
'housn the House was a close second.
Both branches adjourned until 10
o'clock, this morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23

The ladies of the Augusta House
gave an assembly in the hotel parlors.
last evening. which proved to be one
ri the most enjoyable Of the many So
cial functions which have been given
in the city during the legisIa tfve ses-
sion. There was large party present,
and music for the occasion was fur
nished by Dennis orchestra. Refresh
ments were served at intermission.
The assembly was one Of the last So
cial occasions Of the season.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
THE EXPERTS
Continued from Page Sikh

A. Yes. sir.
Q. What do YOU say about that. is it
high or low price,
A. 1t seems to me it is a very low
price. without being able TO so into the
details of the business.
@. And what should you say to this.
Suppose it were distinctly understood
that the printer having saved the type
up could have no benefit from that
type but that such benefit was to go to
the state, could man possibly afford
to take a contract 1T those figures?
A. Not in my Judgment.
Undergraduates by Judge Foster.
Q. Do you furnish envelopes?
A. We do all kinds Of commercial
printing.
Q. Do you sell them by the thou
sand?
A. We do.
Q. viii you tell me after examining
that (envelope handed to witness) what
you will sell them by the thousand TO-?
A. l don't know what that envelope
is worth 1t is an extra fine envelope
and 1 could not give you price for it.
@. You know what you get for en-
velopes printed as that is:
A. ! don't believe l should care TO
quote price on it?
Q. You do not:
a. No, sir
@. That is ALL
Mr.. HESELTOE: q. Is il for the
purpose of protecting Burleigh & F1ynt
or yourself:
A. 1t is for the purpose that do not
think the conditions are anywhere near
the same. My business is entirely diff
ferent from, theirs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
An Open Letter
TO THE FOLLOWING
Master Transfers
OF AUGUSTA:
10 HENRY l.. MORRILL,,
j. w. HARLOW,

OF AUGUSTA:
To HENRY l.. MORRILL,,
j. w. HARLOW.
JOE MARSTON,
c. E. EUSHA.
RALPH TURNER.
Have you wagon you've had to put
on the dump heap" because the spin
"lcs are wCrn?
just grease it with our Anti-F'ric-
'ioh Axle Grease and try the wagon
once more. We've resurrected a lot of
wagons that had been discarded on ac-
count of worn spindles.
If our Anti-Friction Grease had been
used in the first place, the wagons
would never have reached the dump
heap.
IL you want to try it-FREE-Write
us letter today. We have the best
Axle Grease in the wOrld-and we want
every teamster in Augusta to try it.
Write US TODAY.
Yours truly.
HUGHES ANTI-FRICTION CO.,
613 Rutherford Ave, Boston, Mass
+. Sour grease doesn't gum up in
cold weather or run in hot weather 1t
is the discovery of an electrical engi-
neer of twenty years experience.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
Afternoon Session.

When the House reasscmblcd at 80
O'Clock, Mr.. Sewall Of Bath took from
the table the report Of the committee
on State printing and the bill abolish
ing the Office of State printer and Civ
en- its several readings Mr.. kimball Of
ROckiand presented the testimony and
exhibits and We're placed on file. Tho
report and bill were sablcd by Mr.. Hiy-
gins Of Limerick on their passage to
be engrOsSed
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23
WaterviIIe News.

!, george ". Dorr. the reliable druggist.
He o,,a large quantities of Hyomei.
Ca,arra dnteeS the treatment to cure
he bn without stomach dosing and says
paw 20, 50 much faith in it that he VIII
tatsss wi ri II himself if it does not cure. He
unless ~ me risk. so there is no expense
nWsSs cure is effected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-03-23

who died. March Il. at the Insane hos
pitai. were taken to the former home If
the deceased. at Salmon Falls. n. r..
on train 10:. Wednesday afternoon. for
burial The age of the deceased was As.
and tht cause Of death general paresis.