The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-06-28

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Ardrore, Wednesday, June 2s, 1905.
Why is II that one never sees the
portrait of an anged in trousers or
of the devil in petticoats?
There is not the least chance that
Secretary Hitchcock will ever run for
governor Of the Indian Territory.
The man who says that It is more
blessed to give than TO receive will
Usually be found at the receiving end
Of the line.
II is evident from the results that
Admiral Toga fights because hel
likes his work, not because the job
pays well He gets but $4,000 year
Occasionally this bright world isl
plunged into the shadow of deepl
gloom. Alfred Austin is to read an
original poem at dinner 10 Ambas
sador Whitelaw Reid next Friday.
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Lord Roberts in commenting on
American avoidance OF world pol
tics said It was impossible TO intro
ducs init the solar system planet
of the first magnitude without more
u, less affecting the orbits Of all the
others.
II seems that Lord Roberts and
Ambassador Reid took advantage Of
the onenous lull in Manchuria to
proclaim King Edward and President
Roosevelt peacemakers Of the world.
All things are now ready, let the
fight go on.
The governor of Vermont has again
iespited Mrs. Rogers, who was under
sentence 10 be hanged, and the case
will now be taken To the supreme
court Of the United States. Every wo-
nan that is hanged in the United
States constitutes national dishon-
CT.
A trip to the Indian Territory and
a changing OF the drinks TO Peruna,
is enough 10 upset any common man,
ind the people OF that territory should
:ot he too severe in censuring VIM.
Y. Curtis, the Chicago correspondent,
although one day he wrote his paper
that the territory was as well equip
ued TO enter the Union as any state,
and on the next day penned that it
is not At for statehood.
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Thomas r Ryan has eYPresident
Grover Cleveland slated for the pres
idency nf the Equitable, the posi-
ton held for years by the busted Mr
Alexander. Mr.. Clegeland is not a
rich man. as rich men are counted
IN the east. His income Is said 10 he
$4,000 per annum. Mr. Ryan is viii
ling to pay him $4,000 TO accept the
presidency OF the Equitable. The Sag
uf Princeton will not be uverworked
should he decide to accept the office
All he Will be asked to do will be "a
attend the weekly meetings Of the
directors and sign the pay roll. Mr.
Cleveland is an eN.presidont, the only
living yY-pI'esident, but this should
not be bar TO his acceptance of a
pickup OF 81 coo a week He will make
pondvrous and eminently respecta
BILE hgurehead and the Equitablg
needs one The club women Of the ma
tion admit that Mr.. Cleveland is all
that has been claimed for him by
his friends. His prosy letter and
Pompous platitudes are accepted by
his countrywomen e5 the concentra
ted wisdom of all the ages, and wher
il comes TO personal integrity he has
a clean bill of health, There was q
time in the long ago when Grover wa.
giddy, but his honesty was always
conceded by his enemies and com
mended by his friends Honest mer
are needed today the country over
Lambs are suspicious and the FISH
os refuses to take the bait.-Times
Herald
On the FIRST indication OF kidney
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