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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-19
Most Deadly of Insults.

From the Cleveland Leader.
 Fweddle-That creature actually told me to mind my own business, y'lnow.
 Cholly-The impertinent wretch!
 Fweddie-Positiyely insulting. As if to insinuate, don't yknow, that l was in business.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-19
Nothing Like Knowing When.
From Puck.

From Puck.
 Farmer Corntassel.-Ye dcn't mean t tell me ye've stopped smokin'!
 Farmer Longjaw.-Yep; threw away m pipe this mornin'. Been smokin nigh onto 5; years an was afraid if didn't quit pretty soon I'd get the habit
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-19
A WINTER COLD

Is always hard to get rid of and un- less given instant and careful atten- tion may result in Pneumonia. Hostel ter's Stomach Bitters Is leader among medicines to prevent chills and Colds. It keeps the system Tn strong. healthy condition and thus insures you against the most inclement weather. Then it also cures general Debility, Kidney Troubles, Dyspepsia, IndioestIon and Constipation. We urge a trial.
 HOSTETTER'S
 STOMACH BITTERSs
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-19
Other Positions.

Keep the liver and kidneys in order. Hoods Sarsaparilla Is the remedy to reg ulate these organs
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
new BOOKS.

THE BALANCED LIFE. Bv c,areroo
Lnthbury.
published by the Nunc Llcet Press
Philadelphia. Pa. For sale by all book
sellers, Price 800. metz
This new book by Mr. Lathburv reaches
happy medium between the simple"
and strenuous life. II is serious read
ING ana makes the reader think even
after the book is finished The author
misnt oe considered somewhat of an opti.
mist for he looks AZ things iust as ,ho,.
arc, and tells In forcefu language vh.,
his IDEAS r7on certain conditions are az
they exist today
HIS theories and conclusions are veIl
Thought out, and this new book will in.
deco prove an interesting volume 10 the
serious reader.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

would ineffective above The abolition of baehps
and the founding schools the the end toward
which he points.
To be real gentleman is known OF all that first be
real In these days is longer necessary for civilized
continuously his physical strength for sefproec
ton Civilization which the fabric OF human institutions has
been built relieve him of that necessity AS between and
nations however these nstutionthe police the and the
social which dominate and the individuals that make
civilized with
DEGREES such be estab
lished so long national sovereignty maintained
While it is possible for arl~ndydual to pass through life
appear always gentleman because he the of
proving himself possible for nation escape that
1t clear then that while nations should be
they always be strong they be what Mr. Schurz calls
gentlemen"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
CHAUFFEUR ARRESTED BUT
MRS. HANAN BAILED him

New York. June 2s-Touis BTette. auto
driver for John II. Hanan. the shoeman,
was arrested at Fifth avenue and Forty
seventh street tonight by Roundsman
Casey. who chased him on a motor cycle.
The cop said the driver was sending the
machine along % miles an hour.
A. the Tenderloin station Brette asked
the sergeant to telephone TO Mr. Hnnan
at his home. 14s Riverside avenue The
sergeant obliged. and found that Mr..
Eanan was out yachting with friends
Get Mrs Hanan." said the driver.
Mrs. Hanan answered the phone. She
said she would he at tho station house
as soon as she got fixed up.
An hour later she appeared. wearing
"A lowered silk dress and n rope OF pearls
How much?" she said
THE bill Will be 500" said the
sergeant
II have not that much cash" she said
How will my house at % East FIFTY
seventh street do? IL is worth sl65,0O0 and
there IL no mortgage on tt
"Excellentiy well' said the sergeant
and Brotte was released
Mrs. Hanan did not like the arrest uf
her driver very well. who did IT, said
she.
That man. said the Sergeant. pointing
10 Roundsman Casey
"Humph"' said Mrs Hansn II thought
knew all these biclcle men, but don't
know that one
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
@ddYSa~yaN
COTTON
FIGURE
JUGGLING

Washington June 26.--1mportant devel-
opments In connection with the cotton
bulletin scandal" in the department Of
agriculture are expected this week John
Hyde. chief statistcian in charge OF crop
reports. has returned from Europe at the
request Of Secretary OF Agriculture VIII
son. and will confer with the latter today.
The best information obtainable is that
Mr.. Hyde's aid is needed In prosecuting
the inquiry in the division OF statistics
Secretary Wilson will submit 10 Mr. HYDE
all the charges made by Richard Cheat
ham 81 Atlanta, secretary OF the South
ern Cotton Growers association. and ac-
quaint him with the fact that they are be-
ing investigated by special agents OF the
United states secret service.
Mr. Cheatham. who is responsible FOR
the present investigation went South last
night. He does not expect TO come here
again unless his presence becomes neces-
sary. He was I'm New York last week and
~ is understood that he was assisting se-
cret service agents who arc working on
tho cat SO at that end
Mr. Cheatham expressed confidence that
q report TO be made public some time this
week would show practically tho condi
tions complained ~ by the Southern cot
ton growers and he said he fclt satisfied
that the guilty person or persons would
be punished by dismissal. and the proper
remedy applied to- prevent leaks In the tu-
turc
lie expressed the belief that not only
had there been leaks IN the division of
statistics rs to Information but that fr-
ures had been tuEeled with n view to I'm
nuencing the market Mr. Cheatha-n pro-
fessed ignorance IS 90 how tno system
had been operated.
The secret service agents are fast COM
plcting their work Several NJ them were
sent % New York. while others have been
engaged IN tho agricultural department
Secretary Wilson turned the whole mat
ter over 20 them
He asked them n ascertain the facts
and has assited them IN every possible
way. lie will know ncthine ~ the resllts
until they have been placed before him
In the form Of a report.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

Owing present conditions unwise permit the Chinese
coolies labor and compete with the who have
get wages their children The
China should all the freedom of citizens of other
friendly nations There those who believed the Boston affair
break the Chinese exclusion but
this have been the 1t is
we'll therefore president should the official respon-
b the charged with the enforcement
immigration should the law and should be careful
to keep within their limits.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
THE DUTY OF THE CITIZEN.

There remain but four full days registration
There marked increase activity
qualify themselves only by placing
registry lists will find themselves debarred participation
meetings and exercising
November The apathy during
fixed registration for only on the ground that
they do realize the Importance questions
decided by the people the before
safs nave the interests
vtay stake they will be
there existed such absolute necessity the banding together
believers popular
the city and of the individual citizen
placed still the OF hostile majority
made of representatives the right
the individual be all but stripped every
who qualify himself by registering perform
that and before Friday night
thus fit himself do mans share securing pre-
rogaye already ched resisting usurpaon others by
designing ringsters a the house.
Every worthy the deserving
to exercise the rights of citizenship knows the the spoa
ton to Which this community has been subjected through the
commission law. He through
this the largest city in the largest
England has been robbed of what ought right
of home and that the spend annually $780, of the
taxpayers the choice of the people Providence
of the representatives the country together
have total of eight and oneha population
Rhode Island And this mischevous and American
remain in force until there the general
that will only amend it. but that will
through the nstrumntaly
of elected equitable population
No citizen who understands how vitality his individual rights
affected by the proposed amendment constitution
tted approval rejection people November will
neglect qualify to cast his
ballot against this amendment Those who supporting pro-
change fundamental employing plausible
that will give the city of Providence representa-
ton in the house of representatives than hashat
increase the membership from which this
allotted against which is She present number.
On its face this looks like give municipal
ty something approaching just the lower
of the general assembly but 1t anything
cunningy coak scheme gerrymander the partisan
and rob the ballot of the Individual citizen
and effectiveness Not only the
provide for increase in the house membership but
for the division of Providence assembly districts
What of division likely be made when
the of the hostile partisan country have
the last and decisive word be judged by the
ton and usurpaon the rights of the people of Providence
And should this gerrymader be thrust the
ua citizen will find that instead of casting ballot
of candidates for the house
Of twentyvean abridgemen of his ought
resist with every power his command.
These menacng and mschevous changes will be
decent citizens themselves action registering
city hall before o'clock Friday qualify
thwa by their ballots sinister scheme gerymander city
abrdge their franchise.
REGISTERl
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

"rt Is a reasonable supposition that See
rotary Taft took into consideration the
fact that Mr. Bowen had made grossly
,a,se charges against Mr.. LOOMS ana
that the latter was in consequence entl-
,iea IN as Ienient treatment as possible
being in the position OF an official unjust
IL assailed by a subordinate. But nooouy
who has read the Seeretarys tepor,
carefully will call II 'whitewashing
document for Mr.. LOOMS or WIZ nnu ~
{, mstincation for his promotion In the
service. New York Globe
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
For Over Sixty Wear.

MRS wINsLows SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used for over go years by mil.
lions OF mothers for their children while
teething with perfect success. II soothes
the child. softens the gums. allays all
pain: cures wind collie. and Is the best
remedy for Diarrnoea. II will relieve the
poor little sufferer Immediately. Sold by
Druggists In every part OF the world
Twenty hve cents a bottle. Be sure and
ask for Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup"
and take no other Kind.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

III former Minister Bowen assimilates
all of the vigorous statements made by
President Roosevelt in bis letter ordering
dismissal from the diplomatic service and
annlles then, 10 his future career he Will
probably pay a much stricter attention 20
his own business and less 20 the affairs or
Others New London Telegraph.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
THE FIELD
G@sssaisso IS
OF LABOR

The following unions will hold sessions
tonight:
Carpenters $40. Labor temple.
BARRIERS. Labor temple.
Electrical Workers, 50 Exchange place.
Hod Carriers, Labor temple.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

Ihe announcement that the 1oomis-
Bowen investigation, which has heen
pe"u'hs TOT month or more has termin-
ated unfavorably TO Mr. Bowen will crs-
S,..s AZ 70 surprise The scandal has heen q
raIe,I., u,."oIe one both personally. as ar.
lalsh,ng an officer OF the governr-n, .,
sucn torm' and bringing into disren,,,a ~ ~
@ GOO name OF the department. t."~Tonis.
Vile Courier Journal LOUIS
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
MOTORS AND MOTORING nv uorrv

J, Spooner
Puhlished by Dodd. Meade and comnanv
New York city For sale by all book.
sellers Price so cents. metz
For owners or prospective owners of
motor cars this little handbook will be
found invaluable. II gives one clear
insight into the mysteries. SO 10 sneak
OF the mechanism and how to run ana
doctor machine after YOU once have
one ~ VIII save the owner money aud
tells him n lot OF things that undouh,ediy
hc didn't know before Every auto owr.sr
should have this little book-enourh said
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
STRENGTH AN ESSENTIAL.

In the OF his address the
the Wisconsin university the Hon Carl Schurz
republic should stand the gentleman par excellence among nations
modest the consciousness OF strength carrying Justice
and ooncaon his tongue benevolene his hand
II republic endure and be successful highest
put rather schools than batteships" This
ideal admirable but isn't practical His method achieving
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

Attention called to the fact that the reduction for the
public utilities really makes better
of those utilities Fair dealing with the
powerful American citizen They wise who show
people that the big corporations quite avarciou
they could be-
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

Altogether spart from the individual
merits of the recent Bowen-I Isomis incl
dent, the prompt and vigorous action OF
the president is healthy sign II Is evil
dent that the President intends that the
government OF the United safes shall keep
its skirts clean on foreign shores, ana
that our consular and ministerial corps
shall he like Caesars wife above re-
proach '-Pittsburg Gazette.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

"1 1,oomis gets off with mild sco'dins
for his indiscretion' while Bowen
bounced bodily from the service Govern
ment officials viii infer that Whatever
else they do. they must heeP
their mouths shut about the other teho"s
IN the service Albany Argus
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

Though Of the revelations being made add but little
the pride
greater than Men and will be better
the exposing and Furnishing from which few suffer be-
forces home with irresistible force the fact that wrongdong
does pay. Graft owrks its destruction.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING IN TIE
NEWS.

ic. per word first insertion: &c repeat.
iwk. Sc per word; wks. Sc per word;
swks. 1s. per word; limo. sc. per word.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

good public servants OF any kind II Is to
ne hoped that before appointing Mr.
LoonNs as ambassador 10 Mexico. Mr.
EooseVet VIII ponder these words OF Mr.
Taft.'-Boston Herald
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

As be expected Admiral Clark repudate docy
his brother about turning the warriors picture the wall the
Vermont capital oppose capital punishment without
beraying asninity.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

1T is found by Mr Taft that Mr.. Loom
Is is an honest man, but he accompanies
this exeulration with the remark that the
assistant secretary % state has been in
discreet Indiscrset men 40 not make good
diplomatsts. nor do they usually make
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

There that the Japanese and Russian plenpo
tentares will Washington and is fortunate for
them that their arrangements will have be ratified by the
United States
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

MIR Roosevelt did only hair ot the
work he should have done He eliminated
only one man from the diplomatic service
when he should have eliminated two
Norfolk Landmark
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

great pianist $1,000 from the New York Central rail
road for Jolt Panists less jolt the public without offering
any recompense.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

1t should not be forgotten that it Thomas W. Lawson who
touched off the Equitable hre-cracker
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

Yesterday thousands of Rhode Islanders sought pleasure
relief from the heat the many cool and beautiful with
the abounds
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

the Russians obtained the word "hurrah, but
seems no present occasion for returning ii o them
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
The Growler.

A MAN out near
Washington Park.
so the story goes.
some time ago
bought a parrot
that was guaran-
anteed 10 talk.
But IL didn't.
The man endeav-
ored in all ways 10
get the bird 10 use
hts vocal cords.
with little or no
success. once In
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

There will be great dongs Danvie Ill., week from
morrow Uncle Joe on the Fourth
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26

awhile the new acquisition would give
out that stereotyped expression, Pretty
poll but that was the limit
Finally. one day the owner having ex-
hausted all OF his efforts TO get speech
out OF the bird. picked II up. cuffed II
roundly. shook IL. and then threw IL I'm
a corner OF the back yard.
When Poll came TO, so TO speak, he
opened one eye. lifted his head and saw
the cat eyeing him from behind an ash
barrel. Poll struggled 10 his feet and
then said 10 the cat. Say. where in
hell were you when the cyclone struck
@o
Unfortunately the name OF the author
OF the following poem is unknown IT
was published many years ago and was
very popular from the fact that the senti-
ment expressed is so very applicable 10
the life Of almost every human being It's
worth repetition:
Once in Persia reigned a King
Who upon his signet ring
Graved a maxim true and wise,
Which II held before his eyes
Gave his counsel at a glance
Fit for every change and chance.
Solemn words. and these are they:
Even this shall pass away
Trains OF camels through the sand
Brought him gems from samercand;
Fleets OF galleys through the seas
Brought him pearls 10 match with these.
But he counted not his gain
Pleasures OF the mine or main:
What is wealth" the King would say;
Even this shall pass away
n AZ 90
At the zenith OF the sport.
When the palms OF all his guests
Burned with clapping az his jests,
He. amid his figs and wine.
Cried oh loving friend OF mine
Pleasures come, but not 10 stay;
Even this shall pass away"
Fighting on a furious field
Once a javelin pierced his shield.
Soldiers. with a loud lament.
Bore him bleeding 10 his tent
Groaning from his tortured side.
Pain Is hard TO bear" he cried
But with patience day by day,
Even this shall pass away"
Towering in the pualc square.
Twenty cubits in the air.
Rose his statue carved in stone
Then the king. disguised unknown,
Stood before his sculptured name.
Musing meekly. What is fame?
Fame Is but a slow decay
Even this shall pass away -
Struck with palsy. sere and old.
Waiting at the Gates or Gold.
Said he with his dying breath,
Life is done, but what is death?"
Then. in answer 10 the king.
Fell sunbeam on his ring
Showing by a heavenly raw:
Even this shall pass away"
The "Colonels' aggregation Of ball
players are certainly doing great work.
Let's see-Proyidence plays Newark to-
day. and the Grays should win. Jersey
City. now second IN the league with
Providence close second. crosses bats
with Baltimore. who leads the list. The
orioles ought 10 win this II the above
comes out. as The Growler predicts. to-
morrow will sec tho Grave a, $1,000
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
MR.. GRACE RETURNED.

MIR. GRACE hG II tSNE
Mr.. L. A. Grace has returned from the
west. where he has been for several weeks
in the interest Of the International and
the local here.
Mr. Grace arrived here during last
night. though he started from Chicago
during the middle OF last week. He
was one OF the passengers on the flyer
that was wrecked. 1t was said by the
men this morning and 1T was owing 20
the delays connected with that that
caused him to arrive in this city so long
after starting.
Mr.. Grace was very thankful. however,
for having escaped with only few slight
bruises He was however, we'll shaken
ND and II will doubtless be some days be
fore he has completely recovered,
As 10 the situation in Chicago and the
mission upon which he left this city ne
would say nothing preferring to make
report TO the members OF tho union first.
BAKERS IN SESSION.
The meeting OF the bakers last Satur-
day evening was very interesting ses-
sion though the business done was most
ly OF a routine nature The delegates 70
the Central Trades and Labor union made
a renort on the business transacted at the
last meeting OF the body.
The membership committee also made
report on the number OF members taken
into the union during the past few
months 1t was a very interesting report,
showing that the body had gained In
numbers quite substantially.
There were several communications con-
sidered that were OF import 10 the union,
and after a discussion they voted to place
the matter OF replies In the hands or
the secretary.
The remainder Of the time was devoted
70 a general discussion of the best ways
OF increasing the strength Of the uLor
| EXECUTIVE MEETING OF CARPEN-
TIERS,
The situat tion among the carpenters re-
mains about the same. There are now but
| few Of the men out OF work and these are
| being taken care OF by the union and the
| International This morning there was a
! meeting OF the executive board but the
| matters that transpired there have not
| been made known 10 the public as yet.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
TYPOS MET.

There was a meeting OF the typograph-
ical union Yesterday afternoon but for the
most part only routine matters were dis
posed Of The session was rather brief
owing TO the pleasing qualities OF the
weather and the desires on the part OF all
10 be out.
The business OF the session that was not
taken up at this time will be disposed of
at the next meeting
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-06-26
what Others
Are Saying

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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-09-25
Ley Municipal

Acaba de editarse con todo
esmero y Sc halla a la venta en-
Ell BoLET1N MERCANT1L I'm vo-
l1men conteniendo la Ley Mt
nlcipal anotada y las leyes con-
cordantes y relacionadas con la
mismas que torman So apen-
dices.
Para los Ay untamientos, fun
cionarios municipales, abogados,
propietarios, ETC., es de sumo
lnteres la adquisicion de dicha
obra, en- la que sc encuentran
reunidas las mhltiples y disper-
sas disposiciones legales refe'
rentes a la organization MUM
cipal, a las facultades y debe'
res de los Concejos, ETC.. etc.
Precio del ejemplar: $1.so.
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La Sastreria de moda. =:
SsH

En- ell acreditado establecimiento de
de Don Gerardo Meri-
no, Sc scaba de recibir I'm surtidc
excelente de casimires franceses, in
gleses. lanillas, franelas de. Ultima
novedad para la estacion del calor,
driles mallorquines y catalanes y cha
lecos alta novedad y de colores varia-
disimos.
Fin telas para forros ect., hay tam
bien un su1,ido extraordinario.
La prontitud, ell esmero en- la con-
feccion el corte elegante que es ell
distintivo de este establecimiento de
SASTRERIA. le han conquistado Ell
envidiable credito de que. goza, real
zado ahora por las grandes 1mporta-
clones de telas acabadas de recibir.
Una vista al esta blecimiento, es la
meior manera de convencerse.
Fortaleza 10. frente al BoLETIN.
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