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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

pounds, while he is churning and sell
ing his butter much after the manner
of Smith. Some may say this is a
dream, but Jones actually does 1t here
in Iowa. on land worth S35 per acre.
1 still think that for most country
dalrymen the dual purpose COW pays.
Even If she shouldn't much more than
pay her keep In butter, the calves at
an average of Sc or more per COW, with
about SIG off Of feed, will figure the
balance on the right side. But a little
pains will get herd of cows that will
bring both milk and calves in paying
veins. Smith says it doesn't pay to
raise cows. He can buy good, young,
grade cows with calf at side for $50
to $50. What if one happens to prove
a poor milkerf He turns her dry and
converts her into another cow.-Ex-
change.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

Col. McSchwartz was telling the
caller how wonderfully the town had
grown.
why, when moved here with my
wife and daughter, twenty-sev-'
Papa" interposed Miss Nc
Schwartz, there's mosquito on your
neck. Let me pinch it off,
"Ouch." exclaimed the Colonel.
Gas l was saying, when We moved
here, quite number of years ago. .
&c.-Chicago Tribune.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

half-starved kittens and chickens,
wrenched from their true orbits and
set to the task of solving human puz-
zles. or aiding to the understanding
of other creatures closely resembling
ourselves and of adding to the sterile
and paralyzing sum total OF human
folly."-Philadelph Ledger.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06
TRAGEDY IN THREE ACTS.
Sad Fate of a Joke Buffeted About on
Two Continents.

60Q Fate OF q JOKE BuuetcQ ADont On
Two Continents.
ACT 1. (at railway station).
Lord Algy-Aw-bah Jove. See that
intoxicated person trying to crawl
ovah that valise.
Jack Josher-He's not drunk, poor
fellow!
Rob Roller-Oh. come, now-not
drunk?
Jack Josher-No; can't you see that
he's just getting over the grip?
Rob Roller-Ha, ha, ha! Good!
Lord Algy-Beg pawdon?
Exeunt, explaining it,
ACT Ii. 1.-TWO weeks later.
Lord Algy (alone)-Bah Jove, hyuh's
where we saw that drunken chap who
wasn't drunk at all, it seems-and
Josher made some inexplicable remark
about him
(The Light Breaks)
oh! Very good, bah George!
Ha, ha, hal Capital joke that must
jot it down in me note book as typi-
cal American witticism Ha, hal It's
good enough for Punch, on me honah!
ACT III. IA London Club.
Lord Algy-And tn chap made
bally good joke, y know neatly
made meself Ill lawfng when l saw
tie point A drunken bounder, who,
as it proved, was not drunk at all, y
know, but quite I'll, was climbing upon
a bag. Hes not intoxicated" said
Josher, who's deuce of wit; "cawn't
you see that the poor chaps just re-
covering from the infuenzaY Well.
you chaps don't catch it, 1 see-I
didn't at first, meself. One has to be
educated to American humor. But it's
blawsted good
(Curtain)
Cleveland Leader.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

the situation, he had great admira.
ton for the 'checkess' battery, and as
he fondled the guns little later said:
I was been Id fool long enough.
win now be a soldier And he was,
but he carried through the service the
nickname of 'Checkess Battery and
seemed to be proud of it."-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06
wise and Foolish Dairymen.

John Smith and Tom Jones are both
in dairying somewhat. They don't
both dairy alike, although both seem
to be doing quite we'll. Smith keeps
cows expressly for milk. He sells his
calves at 81 to SO per head, pours his
separted milk to his hogs and churns
his cream into butter, which he ships
to some Eastern market.
Jones doesn't sell his calves, but
buys Smiths calves. He doesn't feed
his separted milk to the hogs; he feeds
It to his calves, including what he
hought Of Smith ana others till he
averages about two calves per COW.
He supplements It with oats. oil meal,
corn meal, etc., and the fall after they
are yearlings they weigh 100 to 500
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06
Line Breeding.

Lac breeding is another term for
inbreeding. not haphazard, but scien-
tific inbreedlng, says d. ]. Coyne, Jr.,
in Commercial Poultry. For example,
a breeder starts with trio or pen
of unrelated or distantly related BIRDS
The next season he must not mate
their progeny alone, for that would be
dangerous inbreeding-b ana
sisters-and the stock Is all young
Experience has taught us that such a
mating produces iaferriIe eggs and
young stock lacking in vitality. The
proper maungs are to mate the cock
bird to his pullets and the best cock
erel to the hens, aud so on year after
year the birds are mated, young to
old and old to young, without the In
PRODUCTION Of strange blood, the OBJ
ject being to avoid mating brothers
and sisters, birds too closely related
or Immature birds.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

Watch for insect pests on the shade
trees, and attack the elm beetle with
arsenate of lead.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

With a pillow throw up the earth to
the potato drill, and keep cultivating.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

The butter and egg crop of Iowa
last year sold for more money than
the entire corn crop of the State.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

Dig out borers in the peach trees
with a wire
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

Brahmas and Cochins are good
hatchers, but their clumsiness breaks
q good many eggs and kills quite a
number of chicks.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06
Chickens in the Garden.


Under some conditions chickens may
be permitted TO have the run of the
vegetable garden and will do but little
harm until they are half grown. They
will scratch more or less, but after the
plants are we'll started the scratching
will do little harm. The chicks will
consume vast quantities of insects and
save many plants that would other
wise be eaten by the insects. 1t is
not a good plan, however, to turn
chicks into the vegetable garden unless
they are fed regular rations, and also
have an opportunity to get green food
In other places, for they will probably
tear at the plants and destroy more or
less. If one will watch the chicks it
is entirely safe to give them an hour
or more daily in the vegetable garden.
In that time they will hunt out and eat
more insects than one could gather in
half day. Turn them in after they
have had the morning feed, and they
will DO little or no harm.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

When General Ben Butler was run
ming for President he. catered extrava.
gantly to the darky vote and was q
great favorite among the colored breth-
rem.
On his campaign he was banqueted
In Southern city by club Of colored
men, The first toast to the guest Of
honor was as follows:
"Heah's to Genial Butter, gentlemen!
His body Il white, but, thank 0od, his
soul Il blaekP-Lippincotts Magazine.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

The Wisconsin free library commits
sion runs a book wagon, a library on
wheels, to provide reading for resi-
dents of rural districts.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

Experiment station bulletin No. 126,
on Handled Calves" has just been
issued by the Kansas State Agrlcui-
tural College experiment station. 1t
treats in a thoroughly practical man.
ner of most of the difficulties to be
contended with by farmers who desire
to make butter or sell milk or cream,
and at the same time produce strong,
profitable calves. This bulletin gives
the results of experimentation at the
State Agricultural College, extending
over several years, and shows how
the aforementioned results may be
secured 1t may be obtained free from
the agricultural experiment station,
Manhattan, Kan.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

The moonfower, or evening glory.
has large, trumpet-shaped, white flow
ers, which open during twilight and
sometimes last until noon of the fol-
lowing day. They usually expand so
fast you can see them move, bud
often becoming full-blown flower
within q minute.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

If there is any place where ginger
bread and fancy work is expensive 1T
is about a hen-house. Square corners
and straight, plain Sails give less
homing for vermin and less work in
keeping clean than does artistic dis
play.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

The japanese and Chinese pinks are
snowy flowers, three inches across,
with a curious mixture of colors. They
will stand cold weather, but not wet.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

In general, roses are pruned too Sc
verely. because the owners are follow
ing rules laid down for the English
climate, and for people whose first OBJ
ject Is to exhibit.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

A New York man counted the apple
maggots in one square foot in his or
chard, and estimated that there were
II 600 worms under one big tree. He
Immediately invested in Bordeaux
mixture and a big sprayer.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

Bowel trouble that carries of many
chicks when one or two weeks old
may be often corrected b. taking
away their drinking water and giving
scalded milk instead.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-07-06

When corn is five inches high, cult
vate 1t both ways. Cultivate the hills
and make the ground loose every three
weeks and keep the weeds out. In the
last hoeing in June SOW turnip seed
to gather in the fall.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-06
USEFUL FACTS
About Coughs, Colds and Bronchial Troubles Given to the People of New
 Haven by Oar Druggist, Vim. H. Hull

Tn conducting large drug business We naturally meet great many people at this season of the year who suffer from coughs, colds and bronchial trou- bles.
 As these troubles are easily con. trolled if the right means is taken we want to say to the people of New Ha- ven that We guarantee our cod liver oil preparat ton, VinoI, will cure hanging on colds, stubborn coughs, bronchial and lung troubles, quicker than any preparation we have ever sold, because It is the most perfect preparation or cod liver oil ever compounded. It con- tains no oil or grease to clog the sys- tenn and upset the stomach, yet 1t does contain every one of the fifty odd medicinal elements actually taken from fresh cods flyers in highly con centrated form, and is therefore the bast cod liver preparation obtainable. VinoI is not a patent medicine; every thing in it is named on the back label of the bottle and you know what you are taking, so without reservation We indorse and guarantee Vinol to strengthen every organ in the body to do its work as nature intended-to cure coughs, colds, bronchial troubles, in creasa the appetite, build up the run down, tired and facilitated, and create strength and renewed vitality for the aged. .s
 If Vinol fails to do what we say We will refund avery dollar paid Sor it.l You know us and know we will do asl We agree. e."-HulPs Corner Drug Store.I
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-06
A GREAT PHYSIOLOGIST
Once Said That the Way to Keep the Stomach Healthy Is to Exer-
 else It.
Hut He Did Not Tell How to Make It
 Healthy.

But He Did Not Tell How to Make It
 Healthy.
 The muscles of the body can be de- veloped by exercise until their strength has increased manifold, and a proper amount of training each day will accomplish this result, but it is somewhat doubtful if you can increase the digestive powers of the stomach by eating indigestible. food in order to force it to work. .-. ...
 Nature has furnished us all with a perfect set of organs and if they are not abused they will attend to the business required of them. They need no ab- normal strength. 4. :...
 There is limit to the weight a man can lift, and there is also a limit to what the stomach can do.
 The cause of dyspepsia, indigestion and many similar diseases is that the stomach has been exercised too much and it is tired or worn out, Not exer- else but rest is what 1t needs.
 To take something into the stomach that will relieve it from it's work for a short time-something to digest the food-will give it a rest and allow it time to regain it's strength.
 The proper aid to the digestive or- gans is Stdart's Dyspepsia Tablets, which cure dyspepsia, indigestion, gas on the stomach and bowels, heartburn. palpitation of the heart, and all stom- ach diseases.
 Rest and invigoration is what the stomach gets when you use Stuart s Dyspepsia Tablets, for one grain of the active principle in them is sufficient to digest 5000 grains of food.
 The Tablets increase the flow of gas. tric juice, and prevent fermentation, acidity and sour eructions.
 Do not attempt to starve out dyspep- sia. You need all your strength.
 The common sense method is to di- gest the food for the stomach and give it a rest.
 stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets do not make the cure. but enable the organs to throw off unhealthy conditions.
 Perfect digestion means perfect health, for under these conditions only do the different organs of the body work right and receive the building-up material found in pure blood.
 stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are nat ural remedy and are a specific for stomach troubles. The ablest physicians prescribe them.
 The Tablets are pleasantsto the taste, and are composed of fruit and veget- able extracts, golden seal and pepsin.
 At all drug stores-50 cents per pack age. .a
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-06
Jamestown TercentenniaI.


 I again heartily commend to your favorable consideration the tercenten- nial celebration of the settlement at Jamestown, Virginia. Appreciating the desirability of this commemoration, the Congress passed an act, March g. 1905, authorizing in the year1907 on and near the waters of Hampton Roads, in the State of Virginia, an international nav all marine and military celebration in honor of this event. By the authority vested In me by this act, have made proclamation of said celebration, and have issued, in conformity with it's in- instructions. invitations, to all the na- tions of the earth to participate, by sending their naval vessels and such military organizations as may be prac- ticable. This celebration would fail of it's full purpose unles it were enduring ir it's results and commensurate with the importance of the event to be cele- brated, the event from which our Ma ton dates it's birth. I earnestly hope that this celebration, already indorsed by the Congress of the United States, and by the legislatures of sixteen states since the action of the Congress, will receive such additional aid at your hands as will make it worthy of the great event it is intended to celebrate, and thereby enable the Government of the United States to make provision for the exhibition of it's own resources, and like wise enable our people who have undertaken the work of such a celebration to provide suitable and properentertainment and instruction in the historic events of our country for all who may visit the exposition and to whom we have rendered our hospi- tality.
 Pensions.
 It is a matter of unmixed satisfac- ton once more to call attention to the excellent work of the pension bureau;
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-06
Publtc-Land Laws.

Once again I call your attention to the condition of the public-land laws. Recent developments have given new urgency to the need for such changes as will fit these laws to actual present conditions, The honest disposal and right use of the remaining public lands is of fundamental importance The in iquitous methods by which the monop- olizing of the public lands is being brought about under the present laws are becoming more generally known
 but the existing laws do not furnish
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Crookston Lumber Company
Closed Its Plant in This
City Yesterday.
SEASON WAS MOST SUCCESSFUL
IN HISTORY OF MILL.
Planning Mil Will Be Operated
During Winter - About 100
Men to Be Employed.

The Crookston Lumber CON-
pany yesterday closed it's mill in
this city for the season after the
most successful run in the his
tory of the plant. The mill has
been operated night and day
since April 8, making the season
seven months and 20 days in
length.
About 300 men are thrown out
Of employment on account of the
close down, but the planning
mill will be operated during the
the entire winter, and about 100
men will be employed by tt 9
by the company.
The season just ended h; s
been a remarkably successful
one. The mill started operations
much earlier than in former
years and the plant was operated
at least three weeks later than
the company's plant at Crooks.
ton which closed down Nov. /.
No estimate of the amount of
timber cut during the season can
be given by the officials of the
company.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Steam Loader Hit by Train.

An accident which might have
caused serious train wreck oc-
Cured about a mile this side of
Kelliher this morning when one
ofIthe cars of the train, which
was loaded with logs, struck a
steam loader standing On a spur.
The steam loader was badly dam.
aged. The train was not delayed
by the accident.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
DOde Fiske.

Those who attended the Dode
Fiske concert and dance last
year, and that was nearly every
one, will look forward eagerly to
the company's reappearance
here the evening Of Decem Der 1.
The concert given by the com
pany sis.a musical treat of rare
merit and the dance music to.
gether with the spirit Of fun
infused into the dance by Mr..
Fiske himself made the dance
last year the most enjoyable Of
the season.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
SERGT. WITTE
CANNOT LIVE
Former Bemidii Recruiting
Officer on Deathbed in
Duluth Hospital.


Word reached the city yester.
day from Duluth, where Ser
geant Wltte, formerly in charge
of the Bemidji army recruiting
Office, is confined at st. Mary's
hospital, that there was absolute
" no hope for his recovery and
that the attending physicians
had given him up. Sergeant
Witte took sick while at Grand
Rapids with pneumonia and. it
was reported that hefwas recov-
ering. Later, however, compli-
cations set in and he was taken
to Duluth for treatment.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
State Auditor IYerson Will
Sell Stumpage in Bel
trami County.
LIVELY SCRAMBLE BY LUMBER
MEN is PREDICTED.
List Includes Tract Upon Which
Much Valuable Timber
Is Located.

The state stumpage sale for
Beltrami county will be held at
the court house commencing at
9 o'clock a. NJ. Tuesday, Nov. %.
The sale will be conducted by
State Auditor Iverson and will
last one day only.
Lumbermen. interested in the
sale are making preparations to
bid for the tim Der, and lively.
scramble is expected. Climber
prices are rapidly rising, !" said a
prominent lumberman yesterday
'and every timber owner in this
section will make an effort to Sc
cure as much of the timber as he
CAM .=a
The list is made up of several
hundred descriptions, and sew.
eral tracts with valuable timber
upon them are included in it.
The bulk of the timber to be dis
posed of it's spruce, taularack
and cedar, but some of the tracts
have considerable pine.
The terms of the sale are cash
and the payments are to be made
by certified check or check on a
Minneapolis or St. Paul bank.
The purchasers are allowed two
years in which to remove the tim
hor
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Car Load Of Sugar.

Is Purchases Of goods in car load
lots are not infrequentin Bemidji
and with w. G.. Schroeder, the
Minnesota avenue merchant they
are very frequent. Mr.. Schroe-
der's latest is the purchase of a
car load of sugar which has just
arrived.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Initiate Class of Eight,

The Modern Woodmen will
hold a meeting this evening at
which eight new members will
be added to the local lodge. Fol
lowing the limitations a banquet
will Re served by the Royal
Neighbors.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Card Of Thanks.

The undersigned hereby desire
to express their heartfelt thanks,
to all friends and neighbors who.
so kindly assisted US in the last
sickness and death Of our hus-
band and father, julius Miller
Mrs. julius MILLER
AND FAMILY
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Wolf License Issued.

County Auditor Wilmann yes
terday issued a wolf bounty to
Nick Mccartney of Liberty
township.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Married Thursday.

Charles Tiller and Miss Maude
Dirst of this city we're married
Thursday afternoon by Probate
Judge Clark.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Episcopal Services.

will be held at the I. @. OF. hall
tomorrow evening at 7.30 by Rev.
b, S. Murphy of Grand Rapids.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Additional Locals
Observation-Disclosures

Ole Benson Of Blackduck of
is transacting business in Be
midi today.
Nate Houghton returned this
afternoon from Inkster, N. d.,
where he spent several weeks.
Miss Vera Cameron of the
Tenstrike schools arrived in the
city this morning for a short visit
here with her parents.
Charles Mosebaugh and Ed
ward Ross will leave this even.
ing for Northome to spend sever.
al days in that vicinity.
H. S.. Annette has returned
from a business trip to Park
Rapids, Menabga and other
points south.
Miss Vilettia Brant arrived
this afternoon from her school
at Wilton for an over Sunday
visit in the city with relatives.
j. P. Signel left this afternoon
for Grand Rapids, where he will
spend a short time on business
for the Duluth Brewing com
pany. /.
A. E. Underwood and sister,
Miss Grace Underwood, arrived
in the city this afternoon from
Solway for a brief visit here with
friends.
The dance given last night at
the Grill hall by the ladies of the
Episcopal church was we'll at
tended and an enjoyable evening
was spent.
Game Warden A, G.. Rutledge
returned last night from an ofic-
ial visit to Nebish, Puposky and
other points along the Red Lake
railway.
James Lappen returned this
morning from Blackduck, where
he has spent several days on
business for the Crookston Lum-
ber company.
George Gaslin of Blackdnck
arrived in the city this morning
and today purchased a valuable
team of heavy draft horses from
J. A. Ludington.
V. L. Ellis, editor of the Shev-
lin Advocate, arrived in the city
this, afternoon and will spend a
few days here with his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Ellis.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Bailey have
broken up housekeeping and
have engaged suite of rooms at
the Markham hotel, where they
will make their home during the
winter.
J. J. Opshal returned last
night from the hunting lodge Of
the T. j. Miller party north of
Red Lake. He states that the
other members of the party will
return Tuesday or Wednesday.
Ole Rankainen of Menahga and
Knute Kiel of Wilton are in the
city today on their way home
way home from the Rapids river
valley, north of Red lake, where
they secured valuable home
steads.z
Manager A. E. Harris of the
local telephone exchange and his
assistant, William Ferris, left
this afternoon for Cass Lake,
where they will straighten out
the last accounts of the Iron
Range Telephone company.
Deputy Sheriff John Bailey
and Chas. Fish returned today
from Fergus Falls, where they
took Casper Cloos, the home,
steader from Maple Ridge town
ship, who was com mitted to the
state insane asylum by Judge
Clark.
James Jerrard, manager of the
st. Cloud Journal Press, was in
the city today on business. Mr..
Jerrard is one of the most enter
prising and successful news
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25

Two Marriage Licenses Issued.
Marriage licenses we're issued
today at the Office of Clerk Of
Court Rhoda to Levi Henry Price
and Miss LeVina Margaret Car
yer, both of this city and to VIM.
H. Nelson Of Crow Wing county
and Miss Julia Grunden of Bel
trami county.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1905-11-25
Unusual jpVehy!
To those seeking gifts that

shall be original
dainty and at a
moderate price,
we suggest an
inspection of the