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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17
For the Man Who Thinks Quickly.

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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17
A Bush Holder.

When planting currant or goose
berry bushes, try planting them in
tiles in this way: Set the bush,
then place a good sized tile over it,
sinking it into the ground deep
enough TO make it firm. 1t will
also be supported from the outside
by the mulch applied to the roots
of the bush. The stems will grow
up through the tile, being thus held
away from the ground, SO that they
will never root down. They cannot
sprawl over the ground, which
makes it much easier TO pick the
fruit, and there are never any he--
ries solid by contact with the earth.
1t also makes it easier to Spray the
foliage TO destroy worms, as each
branch stands upright. 1t seems
more necessary TO trim such bushes
properly, to keep the old wood cut
out, so that the bush will not be.
come crowded, which is in itself
quite an advantage So many peo-
pie think it entirely unnecessary
to spend any extra time on cur
rants and gooseberries, as they dc
we'll enough anyway.-Country
Gentleman.
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TIE MISSOURI PACIFIC R'Y co.
ST. Louis, Iron Mountain & South
ern Railway Co.

Special Low Excursion Rates
from st. Louis to Denver, Colo. ;
Portland, Oregon; Los Angeles and
San Francisco, Cal, on sale certain
dates in April, May, June, July,
August and September. $4,000 to
California, tickets on sale daily to
May 10. also from September 10 to
October 81. Personally conducted
Tourist Sleeping Cars from st.
Louis 30 San Francisco and Los
Angeles WITHOUT CHANGE.
Round trip Homeseekers' Excur-
sion Tickets on sale every first and
third Tuesday of each month at
greatly reduced rates to all points
in Oklahoma and Indian Territories,
also TO certain points in Missouri,
Arkansas, Texas, Kansas, Colorado
and New Mexico; liberal stop-oveT
privileges; return limit of twenty
one days.
For particulars address
A. A. GALLAGHER, d. p A,
4l9 Walnut St., Gibson House
Bldg Cincinnati, o. 4O-tf
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17
For Sale.

A number one type writer in
good condition; will sell it for $50.
Terms, small cash payment bal
ance in weekly or monthly pay
ments; so that the machine may
day for itself. Apply at this Office
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17
The Overland Limited 10 CalifOr-
MIA.

Leaves Union Passenger Station,
Chicago, COS p. m. daily, arrives
San Francisco the third day in time
for a dinner. Route-Chicago,
Milwaukee d. St. Paul Railway,
Union Pacific and Southern Pa
cific Line. All ticket Agents sell
via this route. Ask them 20 do so.
Handsome book, descriptive OF
California, sent for six cents post
age. F. A. Miller, General Passen-
ger Agent, Chicago, or w. 5. How
ell, 3S1 Broadway, New York.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17

A lein will be retained on all colts got
ten by the above stock until service fee is
paid. Money due when colt is foaled,
and in all cases when the mare is parted
with or bred elsewhere. Grass furnished
at reasonable prices and special care taken
of mare from a distance. 4I-4t
Stables bOsiH1eLy aoSed on .SHHday.
VIM. H. WYATT, Camdrgo, Ky,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17
Blue JEANS, JR.

a rare combination Of two of the leading
saddle horse families of Kentucky,
Blue Jeans and Dilla.d Dudley.
This season only BLUE JEANS, JR.,
will be permitted to make the season
at the low sum of
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17

Bad blood and indigestion are
deadly enemies TO good health.
Burdock Blood Bitters destroys
them. ~ st
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17

The Paris City Council granted
twenty two saloon licenses, from
which the city only receives total
revenue of S.. 500.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17

Also at the same time and place will be
found :Yo of the best Mule Jacks in
the State.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17

Connects at Georgetown Union Depot with
2. &C.
Connects at Paris Union Depot with Kentuc
ky Central.
Connects at Frankfort Union Depot
L. An.
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gse Missouri Pacific Railway Co.,
st. Louis, iron Mountain and
Southern Railway Co.
HoMEsEEKER's EXCURSIONS.

To the West and Southwest. Tickets
on sale first and third Tuesdays in Janu-
GTy, February, March, April, May and
,Inne, 1905. Final retsrn limit OF twenty
oue DAYS. Liberal stop-overs.
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Insurance, Real Estate
AsYICE. MONEY.
4. CLAY MCKEE
& SONS COMPANY.

z. CLAY MCKEE. ATToREEY-AT-LAw.
No. IS W. Main Mt. sterling. ~.
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oA1IFoRN1A VIA THE IRON MOUNTAIN

cAIIFoRNIA VIA THE IRON MOUNTAIN
RoUrE.-(The True Southern Route.)
Daily through Pullman Standard Sleep
ng Cars, St. Louis to Los Angeles, CAL,
via the True Southern Route. Quick
time and elegant service. New Tourist
Sleeping Car Excursions via Iron Noun
tain Route and FL Paso leave St. Louis
every Tuesday and Saturday. Service
and equipment strictly up-to-date.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17

low coLoNIsr RATES TO THE WEST
AND NORTHWEST FROM ST. LOUIS.
Rates to san Francisco, Los Angeles
and intermediate points, $50; to Portland
and Seattle, $50; to Spokane, $3.50.
Tickets on sale daily from March I, 1905,
up to and including May 18th. Also
daily from September 18th up to and in
Guiding October 3D. 1905.
NOW IS THE TIME TO VISIT HOT
SPRINGS, ARKANsAs.-(The Great
National Sanitarium.)
Quick time and elegant service via the
Iron Mountain Route from St. Louis.
Hot Springs Special leaves ST. Louis
daily 500 p. m, arriving at the Springs
following morning at 500. Through
Pullman Standard Sleepers and Free Re-
Ginning Chair Cars.
For berth, reservations, descriptive lit
.erat1re and other information, address,
n. A. Gallagher, d. P. A., 4I9 Walnut
q, Cincinnati, 0 3Iu
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TO CALIFORNIA THROUGH SCENIC COL
ORADO VIA MISSOURI PACIFIC AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE RAIL-


Daily Through Pullman Standard
Sleeping Cars, St. Louis to San Francis
CO. Elegant Tourist Sleeping Car Ser
vice every Tuesday and Thursday from
st. Louis.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1905-05-17

GEO. B. HARPER, SAMUEL Z. HUTTON
Pres. and Gen1 supt. G.P A
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-23
ReYiSta de TribunaleS
TRIBUNAL SUPREME
session. DE A Y E r
Desahucio de n fincas
TRIBUNAL SUPREME

Ell Licenciado Lopez Landr6n, en- el
juicio de desahucio pendiente tambien
entire los sef5ores Sobrinos de Ezq1iaga
y don Modesto Mnnitiz, defende Ia
improcedencia del desahucio de II
fncas &c los primeros contra el &c.
por estar este en- possession de las mis-
mas en- virtud de un contrato y cuyo
p azo no Sc ha cumplido por ell reite-
RADIO cumplimiento de hacer su defen
dido periodicamente Ell abono regular
de la cantidad preestablecida. y ade-
mas porque no ha mediado ell reque-
rimiento previo de un mes para pro-
ceder al desahucio segt1n sef5alaba
nuestra anterior ley de Enjuiciamien-
to civil, one Ell zee vicente en- este ex-
tremo por no haber precepto en- Ia vi
genie expresamente derogatorio 6 en-
conflicto 4 oposici6n con el mismo.
Ademas cita una resolucion de Ia
Corte de New York que establece
analogo criterio. @
Sc extiende el Lcdo. Lopez Lam
dron en- consideraciones sobre la ine-
xistencia de possession en- precario de
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-23
De Rio Grande
Dicie mbre 20 de Ioo5.

El dia IS celebro tenida ordinaria
la Logia .Estrella de Rio G.ande" con
Ell fin de eligir los miembros de go
bierno de esta institution. FueI on
electos los sefiores siguientes:
Venerable maestro. don Federico
Garcia Rivera; Primer V,gilante, don
Jose Gonzalez Cruz; Segundo Vigi,
lapte, don Salvador Pescador-O Ora
dor, don Manuel Ben1tez Flores; Secre.
tario, don Luis Sanchez Vahamonde
Tesorero don Aur clio Garcia; Exper-
to, don Miguel Garcia; Hospitalaris,
don Tomas de Jesds; Maestro de Ce
monia, den Miguel Mir; Guarda TEN.
plo, don Miguel Lliteras; Arquitecto
revisor, don Eustaquio Aramburo; Ad-
junto Orador, don Genaro Marchan.
Rio Grande progresa cada dia
mas, todos los sehores que componen
lei gobierno municipal asi como tam
bien los demas elementos que for
man esta cu)ta sociedad, ponen sus es
fuerzos y sus iniciativas favor del
adelarto que Sc We en- todos los ramos
Cuenta este pueblo con GALES y ace.
ras bien construidas, dos farmacias
temple cat6lico. una plaza
p1blica que no la mejora ning1n pue-
bio de su categoria, asa-escuela de
primera clase, selecto alumbrado &. &
Rio Grande esta llamado Ia ser una
poblacion de gran importancia, no So
lamente por sus condolences topografi-
cas-, 81 que tamblen por los elementos
de valer que es an al frente de su az
ministracion.
Corresponsal
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-23

Pero les possible ese case? IEstarfa
dentro de la realidad dominicana? En-
I'm pals en- que las revoluciones Sc ha
cen para "murciar como dicen en-
UNI comedia de Mcratfn--los ingresos
aduaneros iquien harla contra el Pre-
sidente Morales una revolucion sin Fl
nalidad?
Aquf, el gobierno espera que haya
paz en- Santo Domingo hasta que Sc
reuna el Congreso y Sc lie someta ell
tratado por ell cual Sc epcargan los
Estados Unidos de las acuanas de
aquella repdblica. Hoy como va he
dicho, los administran a1nericanos, pc
70 nornbrados por Ell gobierno de San
to Domingo; ratifcando el tratado los
empleados serau nombrados por Ell go.
bierno de Washington. Hay mas pro
babilidales que el afio pasado de que
la Alta Camara ratifque y en- I'm buen
sintoma cue ell Senador Cullom, Pre-
sidente de la Comision de Asuntos
Exteriores. antes partidario tibio del
tratado. ahora 10 patrocjna resuelta-
mente.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-23
Carb De DstitoI De San Juan
Session de hoy

Esta mafiana tuvo lugar la vista de
TN importante pleito sobre concurso de
acreedores, en- el que informaron los
abogados ssefores Guzman Benitez
(don JOSEF y Hord.
p Il. S.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-23

Vayan, pues, estos datos como pro-
1egomeno de la historic que Sc hara
de la Central Coloso, en- su oportuni-
dad 6 dfa."
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-23

A.. E..
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19
LESSON IN PROMPTITUDE

A PHILADELPHIA lawyer was one day
IA discoursing upon the Importance of i'm
pressing upon the young mind the necessity
for cultivating the virtues of regularity and
precision.
Early in life," said he, 81 had this lesson
impaired to me by my tutor. He was a
Frenchman by birth. l can never forget the
earnestness with which he used to descant
upon the subject. For punctualty, young
SIR he would say, permit me to commend
to you re example of re sun, which rises
exactly at break of day, nevaire before, nevaire
AFTER"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19
TOO HIGHLY THOUGHT OF

ONE of the faculty of university in New
~ Jersey tells of professor there who never
lost an opportunity to rebuke any bumptious-
ness on part of the students. On one occa-
sion, when the professor was taking leave
of a certain graduate, he is reported to have
said:
Sir, your felow-students think highly of
you; | think highly of you; but, sir, no one
thinks more highly of you than you do your
self.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19
The Hippodrome
By Carolyn Wells

once there was a man who went to
~ the Hippodrome. And when he got
there and saw all its marvels, he said
1t can't be real must be hippo
dreaming" But he liked it so much
that he said: rs this a hippodream?
Then let me dream again"
So the next night he hippodrome
again, and this time he hippodreamed
that he liked it better than ever. And
he got the habit, and as he entered the
lobby he always hummed softly: Il
hippodrome | dwelt in marble halls" At
last he began to wonder what might
be the derivation of the word "hippo-
drome, and as he was long on scholarly
lore, he knew that hippo was Greek for
horse. So he realized that the whole
thing was a horse dream, otherwise
translated nightmare.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19
"The Goal +"

Copies of Will Grefe's double-page pictures,
" The Yellow PERIL" which appeared in the
Magazine Section for October IS, and " he
Goal" IN this Issue, printed on heavy paper
for framing or home-decoration purposes, will
be mailed unfolded to any address on receipt
of ten cents for each. The price Is nominal
one, as we wish ali oar readers to have one of
these reproductions. They are equal IN every
respect to the art-store prints that Usually sell
for $500.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19

D1S1mG@gT@GlOm of
Peggy
By Carolyn Wells
While the moon shone fair above,
Jack told Peggy Of his love.
With a blush of shy surprise,
Pretty Peggy dropped her eyes.
Very fortunately, Jack
Picked them up and put them back;
But, SO inexpert was he,
Peggy's face fell suddenly.
Rescuing the pretty face,
Jack returned it to its place.
At the fattering words he said,
Pretty Peggy lost her head.
Diligently hunting round,
Soon the head by Jack was found.
Worn out by her own caprices,
Pretty Peg went all to pieces.
Then, as might have been expected,
Patient Jack the bits collected;
When new sorrows filled his cup
Pretty Peg was all broke up.
Vainly then the lover strove
For to reconstruct his love.
Unto fate he bowed his neck
Peggy was a total wreck
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-11-19
RusifoAm
RusToAm

is more than a dentifrice - it is a
Matchmaker, destroying and pre-
venting bacteria in their hiding places
about the teeth and gums. where
disease may lurk.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Faith and Fact.

Faith is good but fact is better.
Years of earnest work and faith
produce a fact about medicine
that is deserving of mention here.
If people troubled with general
weakness through overwork, pr
exposure, can get a remedy that
will make rich, red blood, their
return to health is assured. Weak,
sick people who suffer with indi-
gestion, dyspepsia, sick headache,
dizzy spells, no ambition and al.
ways tired, can be cured sound
and well with DR.. Gums Blood
and NerveTonic. Sold by drug
gists for Is cents per box. A
tablet to take at meal time. Made
by DR.. Bosanko Co., Philadelphia,
Pa. For sale by Arthur Corbitt.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
THE WORD 4NITsHERo."
Does More Service Than Any Other In
the Russian Language.

The one word that does more
service than any other in the Rus
sian language, says a writer in the
Contemporary Review, is nitshero.
1t means nothing" or, rather, lit
is nothing" Most often it is heard
as a deprecatory rejoinder to an e1-
preston of thanks, like the English
'Don't mention it." But there
seems to be no situation in Slavic
life that does not resolve itself into
nitshero.
A Russian diplomatist once said
that when Bismarck served as Prus-
sian ambassador in st. Petersburg
he wore an iron ring with nitshero
engraved on it. Somebody asked
him what the word signifed to him.
Count Bismarck replied, "All Rus
STA" Asked to explain himself, he
told this story:
One time when he was driving to
bear hunt over mountainous
trail the muzhik who held the reins
drove so wildly that he came near
dashing the sleigh to pieces. Look
out there" said Count Bismarck.
''or you will kill u.s." The muzhik
only shrugged his shoulders and
said, "Nitshero." His driving be-
came more furious than ever.
'If you don't take more care,
shouted Bismarck, clinging fast for
dear life, Il shall be tossed out OF
the sleigh"
"Nitshero," responded the driver.
Presently one of the runners
struck rock, the sleigh upset, and
the horses, shyiRg, backed the over
turned sleigh into a deep ditch,
where it broke through the ice.
Count Bismarck rose from the
wreck, his face bleeding from
bruises. In his wrath he turned on
the muzhik and threatened to thrash
him. But as he advanced on the
culprit with uplifted whipstock the
man met him with an apologize
smile and, wiping the blood from
BismarcRs forehead, said soothing
ly, "Nitshero, BARN"
Count Bismarck burst out laugh
ing. He considered the incident SO
characteristic of the Russian charac-
ter that he had the ring made from
some of the wreckage of the sleigh
and hcnceforth adopted the word
''nirshero" for his talisman while in
RusSio
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Huge Task.

It was a huge task to undertake
the cure of such a bad case of kid
ney disease, as that of G. F. Col
lier, of Cherokee, Ia, but Electric
Bitters did it. He writes: "My
kidneys were so far gone, I could
not sit on a chair without cush-
ion, and suffered from dreadful
backache, headache and depres-
sion. In Electric Bitters, however
I found a cure, and by them was
restored to perfect health. I rec
ommend this great tonic medicine
to all with weak kidneys, liver or
stomach. Guaranteed by D. A.
Henderson,, druggist. price SOC.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Mcdonald.

There is more catarrh in this
section of the country than all
other diseases put together, and
until the last few years was sup
posed to be incurable. For a
great many years doctors pro-
nounced it a local disease and pre-
scribed local remedies and on
their failure pronounced it incura
Bile. Science has proven catarrh
to be a constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure
manufactured by F. j. Cheney 8
Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only con-
stitutional cure on the market. 1t
is taken internally in doses of from
ten drops to a teaspoonful. 1t
acts directly on the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundrer dollars for any
case it fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
Address, F. j. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Pills for constlpa-
ton.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
GIVING OUT.
The Struggle Discourages Many
q Citizen of Sistersville.

Around all day with an ach-
ing back;
Can't rest at night;
Enough to make any one
"give out"
Doan's Kidney Pills will give
renewed life.
They will cure the backeche.
Cure every kidney i'll.
Mrs. j. L. Morgan, wife Of j. l..
Morgan, merchant, of GIG Second
street, Moundsville, W. Va, says t:
"Mr. Morgan complained of back
ache some time ago, and knowing
that Doan's Kidney Pills could
be depended upon, because I had
used them some three years ago
myself, and they had proven TO
be an excellent remedy, | insisted
upon Mr.. Morgan taking a course
Of the treatment. The remedy
acted just as promptly and effec-
lively as in the first Instance,
when they came to my notice. Mr..
Morgan and I very emphatcaIly
endorse Doan's Kidney Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price,
so cents. Foster-Milburn COM
pany, Buffalo, N. Y, sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan s.
and take no other.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Bull Rina Slaughter.

A Spanish contemporary says, ac-
cording to the Indianapolis News,
that in 1904 nearly $4,000 bulls
were killed in bullfghts of the coun-
try. The bulls killed about 10000
horses. The best and most valuable
bulls for the arena are raised on
the vast estates of the Duke OF We
ragua, in Andalusia, who has made a
fortune out of this business.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Just What Everyone Should Dc


Mr.. j. T. Barber, Of Irwinville,
Ga, always keeps a bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy at hand ready
for instant use. Attacks of collie,
Cholera morbus and diarrhoea
come on so sudden that there is
no time to hunt the doctor or go
to the store for medicine. Mr.
Barber says: 81 have tried
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy which is one
of the best medicines I ever saw.
/ keep a bottle of it in my room
as l have had several attacks of
collie, and it has proved to be the
best medicine l ever used" Sold
by Hill Bros.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Cigar Box FACTORY IN Ohio.

$4,000 will buy real estate and
plant in working shape; orders
for all he makes; location In cigar
manufacturing district, on main
line of the B. & o. railroad; en-
ploying from 10 to Is hands.
Snap bargain for quick buyer.
Write w. F. Richmond, Barnes
Sille, Ohio.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
San ura Ointment Cures Burns
And Prevents Scars.

Gilbert Hard, of Rinard's Mills
Ohio, says: My arm was badly
scalded with steam and was very
painful. 1 applied San-Cura
Ointment, which stopped the pain
at once and the arm healed rapid
ly. always keep it in the house.
San-Cura is a wonderful Ointment.
Druggists, Is and 80 cents.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Waterproof Dressing For Shoes.

Spermaceti, four parts; pure gum
rubber, cut very small one part.
Melt with a gentle heat, and then
,Sld tallow or lard, ten parts; copal
varnish, five parts. Mix well and
apply the composition to the leath-
er with a paint brush. Be sure to
let the rubber dissolve without stir
ring. It will take four or five hours.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
His Work.

'Young man." said tho old mer-
chant sternly, Il caught you kiss
ing the typewriter when ! returned
to the office this morning. What
have YOU to say, SIR"
why" replied the bright clerk,
"you told me to attend to all your
duties in your absence. "-Philadel-
nhia Ledger.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
An Optimistic Waiter.

pop"
ayes, my SON"
"What IS an optlmist?"
IAN optimist is a man who be-
lieves that everything comes to him
who waits
"And if he waits and nothing
comes, what is he, pop"-YonkerS
Statesman.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Happy Rittie.

oh. look what a pretty kitten, pam
mar exclaimed small Harry.
YES" replied his mother. land fms:
think. II never cries"
well. no WONDER" rejOined thr
youngster. 1T doesn't have its neck
washed. "-Exchange
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
His, Preference.

ut is a positive delight to meet a
man you feel you can trust" remark
ed the individual with the high fore
head.
"Oh, / don't know. I-prefer man
who pays cash." replied the man who
kept the grocery store.
Sistersville daily review. [volume] (Sistersville, W. Va.) 1905-1907, 1905-06-10
Those Girls.

Edith-Have just had my photo
graph taken. What do you think of
It? r
Bertha-Why, it's perfectly splen-
did. It's beautiful picture! No
body would ever think it was taken
for you.-Boston Transcript.