The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-08
With the Long Roau.
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Eye walks. flies"
is well spend little money fooshly. We knew
man who was so close that he stepped on himself
Mexico No. has been having much trouble that has
city ordinance limiting automobiles to three miles an hour
Automobng at three miles hour like picking flowers
On Easter day nevitch kissed several hundred
Russian soldiers WE'LL that better than kicking them tho
taste would not run in that direction.
boy never feels the disadvantage Of sonship to his
mother keeny than when she trying to pick out
wife for him. =. ..<~:..
Dear old uncle Russell Sage has retired with $2500000O
after long and frugal Mr. Sage wouldn't worry if
it wasn't for the elegant chances to make more going to
waste.
''We cannot afford to have your temperature high
this said the physician anxously he held the rich
mans hand. 81 afford to have my temperature at
height please, replied the self-made man. gruy never
EXPENSE The healer coughed softly and mentally
added five hundred to the bill to be rendered the estate
Mr. Rockefeller has been putting some money into
church organ which may be trusted not to blow tainted
notes.
John W. Gates all excited dropping few
nollars in wheat 1t would throw strong light Johns
character to know if he is equally calm when Mrs. Gates
ttrikes him for little ready money.
J.Ferpont Morgan who has made himself solid with the
italians by returning precious cope' that stolen
From the Ascot church and sold to him. receiving all kinds
pf honors ITALY, The king received him and conferred
him the Grand Cross of the Order of St. Maurice and Laza;
the minister for foreign affairs has given it out that the
italian going to strike special gold medal in
his honor the of Ascot has made him honorary
czen and the pope received him and refused to
allow him to kneel.
We beginning to suspect after all that perhaps money
is the thing. ..-. -,., -.:-... .
luther Burbank the California horticultural WIZARD has
Gust achieved remarkable change the character of the
Mr. Burbank found the dusty n1icroby piece
of sweeened leather nearly all pit and hide He took the
strawberry rival into his fruit kindergarten patted it
the shoulder few times and told what fine fruit it
The prunes pride aroused and from that moment it
braced and began to study 1t has become large,
meaty juicy fruit, with which rich will be proud to
associate. '...
The press dispatches taken up with war; MURDER
strikes and sudden DEATH that they have little space to
chronicle what Mr.. Burbank is doing in his experiments.
Following the Darwinian hint of ''seection, he has
produced plum the unfadn flower the thorn
less blackberry vne He has trained the cactus to grow
without spines, which that the vast desert
gon be improved He has caused 500 kinds Of apples
tree Considering the lilies and how they
grew without fragrance he has impaired delightful
fragrance to them. modest, crmsontpped flower
has been transformed by him into the glorious and queen
Shasta daisy The carnations have been painted green
retain that color at the wizards bidding The Bubanl
chestnut will be revelation to those who still
acquainted with it. Mr. Burbank is removing from the
grape the qualities which deleterous wnemaking
But of still interest to the northwest he he
make vast improvements In all the grains that grow He vii
wheat rye barley, and double their pres
ent production without the of land And he feel
that his work has only been just begun =. 49,"
Our clearinghouse will look for Mr.. Burbank's gorife
prune with the most interest," If he be induce
molly the steak b take away its tripey heart and Civ
1t heart of fesh there little the American people wou
not do forthe Californian. "A. J. r.