Middletown transcript., 1905-07-29
OUR WOMAN'S COLUMN
Little Paragraphs That will Interest Every
Member of the Household

| Cinders and pretty girls are hard to re-
move from a mans eyes.
The quality of neither woman nor
: cigar depends on the wrapper.
M woman who is true to her sex is
afraid Of the man she is married to.
When woman takes it into her head
to have the blues she just has 'em.
In Holland the cap woman wears
signifies whether she is married or not
II water sold fr 10 cents a glass it
would I've more popular with some men.
Mr.. f. Barefoot and Miss S. M. Boots
were married at Roswell, n. NJ, June
1ith.
new engagement ring and a new
bank account often happen at about the
same time.
The demand for girls for general house.
work in Chicago is mucli larger than the |
supply.
Every man should so live that his wife |
will be glad she did not marry the other
fellow.
The late Mary A. Livermore was once |
called 'the Daniel Webster of American
women"
Extravaganza is a moth whose particu-
lar business it is to eat holes in ones |
pocket book. 4
One of the novelties of the season has
been shirts for women just like those
worn by the men.
A hot sandbag is as efficacious as
hot water bag, and is both more durable
and less expensive.
If you were girl again what would
you do? Would your life be different I?
Try to make the best of it.
The gigging girl is always getting her
self into trouble and being accused OF
being rude, thoughtless and what not.
A San Francisco woman who founded
All institution for destitute women in
1868 has lost her money and entered the
home.
Modjeska, it is said, will sell her ranch
in California and will return to Poland to
pass the rest of her life in her native
land.
The Nebraska woman who has opened
up dress making establishment in the
penitentiary ought to be an authority on
stripes.
A real estate firm of women at Cotton
wood, Kan, recently negotiated the sale
$4,000 acres of land in the western part
of the state.
Forty-three young women took their
degree of doctor of medicine at the fifty
third annual commencement of the
Woman's Medical college of Philadel-
phia.
''Oh, wel," replied the man who had
just returned from the summer resort,
"whats the use of that? It's as easy to
fiirt with a married woman as any other
kind.'-
One hundred and fifty farmers in
Oklahoma are advertising for five hundred
wives If they get them and there is no
public interference, we may look for
another rush in that direction.
Mrs. Herman Oerichs is said to have
made $20,0O0,000 since she took her
business affairs out the hands of her hus
band few years ago. No wonder Her
man has been philosophical about it.
Mrs. Mary Huber, of New York, claims
that her husband, whose salary is 81
week, has been leading a double life and
supporting two families. There is
financial expert who seems to have them
all beaten.
At Solomon, Kan, farm of 160 acres
is operated entirely by five women-a
mother and four grown daughters-and
hoy of 12 years. Each of the women
has her own department. The labor is
distributed equally among them.
Our girls do not marry at SO early an
age as their mothers and their grand
mothers did. They are not too easily
pleased and are sometimes repeled by
suffers who would make them excellent
husbands because OF some lack of polish
or OF veneer in the men.
Another "oldest woman in America
has Just died as Augusta, Ga. She Wa
known as "Aunt Easter" a colored lady,
who before the proclamation of emancipa
ton had been slave in the Clayton
family. The record shows that she was
born in 1770, so that her sge was 135
years.
A high school principal was once mucI
criticised for giving this advice to hi
pupils: Don't take yourselves too SCI
iously Don't be too eager to get int
business or a profession. Consider cart
fully and for long time what you wal'
to do. Keep away from responsibilit.
and be giggling girls and mischievou
boys as long as you can.
; Miss Jessie hartmann OF Sharon, Mimi.
is only a schoolgirl, but she recently ex
hibited an amount OF sense and heroisr'
that few older people would be capable
of. She and her father were alone onr
day in their home aud Mr.. Bartmain
was cutting wood. His ak slipped and
he severed an artery in his foot. Hi
daughter had learned how to apply =
tourniquet at school, but Mr.. hartmann.
was SO feslIy that she knew she could
not twist bandage tight enough to stop
the flood of blood. The patient could
give her no help, as he had tainted, but
she thought OF another plan and quickly
executed it. Cutting off the shoe and
stocking and trousers to the knee, size