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The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
Insist on Gettinn IL.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only IL OF in a package.
which they won't be able to sell first
because Defiance contains 16 OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 OF. instead of IL OF.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

health W a S COM
pletely broken down.
My back ached and
was so lame that at
times | was hardly
able to dress myself.
l lost my appetite
and was unable to
sleep. There seemed
to be no relief until
I took DOan's Kid
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

woman can be handsome who has i'm
purities in the blood, for it will show in
pimples, boils, and eruptions in the dark
circles under the eyes and in the sallow
complexion. After taking rGolden Med
ical Discovery" you are bound to have
pink cheeks and a fresh complexion
The muscles get the good, rich red blood,
that puts on strength. 1t is a flesh
builder, but not fat builder.
As an example of the good results thus
obtained, note the following letter:
rIn the year 1899, had an attack Of
indigestion and got so bad that my home
doctor said he could not do me any good"
writes Mr.. G. Trent, of Gordonville,
Texas. 81 wrote to you and you advised
me to use DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, SO L bought six bottles, end
when l commenced using it / was so
weak could hardly walk about the house.
BY the time | had used one bottle my
stomach and bowels commenced to heal.
There were strips of the lining of my
bowels as large as mans two fingers
in my stomach and bowels, and also in
the rectum especially. l could not eat
anything without having much distress
afterward, but by the time | had taken
eight bottles of the Golden Medical Dis
covery was sound and well, and could
eat anything pleased without suffering
in the least. Could also do as much
work in day as l ever could. | have
not suffered from the trouble since"
DR.. PierCe'S S2se iaPsals temper a %as. Is
ter of good
health, and good health is largely a mat
ter of healthy activity of the bowels. DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure constipa-
tion. They are safe, sure and speedy,
and once taken do not have to be taken
always. One little Pellet" is q gentle
laxative, and two mild
sribs satharts t. IT TIhGy Sgy1gSists nGyer Pellets
The selfish seller who urges some sub
stitute is thinking of the larger profit
he'll make and not of your best good.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

The married man can get a much
warmer welcome by taking home box
of chocolates than he can by taking
home a box of cigars, and the choco-
lates don't cost one-tenth as much.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
QUALITY srings the Businese.

Seven million (7,O00,000J Lewis ''SingIe
Binder straight &c cigar now sold annu-
lily Made of extra quality tobacco. Many
who formerly smoked 1Oc cigars are now
moking Lewis Single Binder. Lewis
Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

at would be nice to be as bright as
Miss Scintillant is ''It would be a
whole lot nicer to be as bright as she
thinks she is''
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

1t is asserted that Russia has no
war maps of Manchuria. That's what
Russia gets for not watching the
American newspapers. which have been
erinting revised editions of them
daily
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
Defiance Starch

should be in every household, none 50
good, besides OF. more for 10 cents
than any other brand of cold water
starch.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE.

A powder. 1t cures painful. smartng, nerv-
Gus feet and ingrowing nails. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for
sweating feet. Sold by all druggists 25c.
Trial package FREE. Address A. S.
Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

If Commander Peary thinks the north
pole is a big stick. ii is perfectly nat
Iral that he should send the ship
Roosevelt after it.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

wilkins: II believe that dog of mine
knows as much as 1 do" Bifkins:
.'Huhi I've seen smarter dogs than
that"
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

Some men hustle almost as hard for
job as some women hustle for u huS-
band.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

We have all heard of the man who
was killed by kindness-but the proof
is lacking.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

Every married man has two wives
one that he really has and the one
he Just thinks he has.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
ALL BROKEN DOWN.
No sleep-No Appetite-Just a Con-
tinual Backache.

Jossph McCauley, of 144 Sholto
street, Chicago, Sachem of Tecumseh
Lodge, says: Two years ago my
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

The self-made man is at least con-
siderate enough to relieve Providence
of the responsibility.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

All Up-to-Date Housekeepers
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be-
cause it is better. and OF. more of 1t
for same money.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

When did Rev. Mr.. Henpeck take or
derS?" He was married in 1891, and
he's been taking them ever since"
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
TEA

Don't buy it out Of a bin or
a canister, buy it in lb or 1l-lb
packages.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
TEA

Tea has more to do with
your thoughts at table than
anything else of your fare?
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

A man may be able to read a woman
like book, but he can't shut her up.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

In every package of schillinE. Best Ts. is book.
kss How To Make Good Tea
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

T am glad to write my endorse
menf of the great remedy, Peruna,
as a nerve tonic. do so most
heartily. "-JuIia MarIowe.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22

Nearly every man would like to pass
Judgment on trusts from the inside.
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
TEA

Your grocer returns your uoA-y Il ysu asa's VI.
6shlling's BskL
The Colorado statesman., 1905-04-22
Important to Mothers.

!, There are no buffet cars on train &
The sun., 1905-09-11

CLIFFORD wEsTLEY; auctloneeI. sell: Jsp.
anesc art evenings, cntlrc week. for SATOW
Rockaway Beach. L. !.
The sun., 1905-09-11
MEMORIES BY BATTERY DAN.
"TWAS BEAT YOU, PADDY;
NOT you Me-"

Right You Are. DanJ-I Mean. Your
Honor" Says the Cop on tho Rridge,
After Which the Cohens, Who Had .
Sauabble Arc Let Go with Lecture,
Jac OBJ Cohen and his wife, Margaret. Of
22S East Forty-ffth street were arraigned
In the Yorkville police court yesterday
ON a ch barge Of causing a c rowd to coll ct
on East Forty-se ond street, near the
Grand Central Station. on Saturday night.
The complaint was made by Polio eman
Patrick Prendergast Of the Grand Central
sub-station.
When the polio eman stepped up on the
bridge with the complaint paper in his
hand Magistrate Finn looked hard at him
for q mon Q It and then said:
Hello, Paddy! I haven't seen you In q
long time. How are you?'
Hello. Judge. It's many long year
since I've seen you. hope you're we'll, :
responded the cop.
.Yes, I'm well. But I'm getting ltt5s
old now. There's silver In your hair, too,
Paddy. It's many years since you and
we're boys in the First ward. Do you re-
member when we went to the Greenwich
street school together2' Battery Dan went
on, as he took of his glasses.
deed I do, Dan'l-I mean your Honor.
I remember the time we'll. Those were
lively times. Do you remember the day
we had the fight, when gave you the beat
ing?' responded the policeman.
Il recollecot 1t well-better than you do
for it was that licked you. We were boys
then and the fight was at ball game. Stir
your memory. man, the Magistrate said.
t~hk Txuoa hat
licked mo, but those were lively days, all
right responded the policeman.
Then PrenderRast explained TO the Magis-
trate that he found crowd surrounding
the Cohen's greatly amused. Mrs. Cohen
had her husband by the ooattails and was
holding him fast. while the husband was
making desperate efforts to get away. He
carried suit case and was headed toward
the Grand Central Station.
Il thought he wanted to leave me and 60
with another woman. and I made up my
mind not to let him Co." the woman said to
the Magistrate.
A lawyer stepped up and told the Court
that he knew the prisoners and that they
were very good young people. They began
their married life with an elopement, and,
he said, the wife was bit Jealous, without
| cause.
sDon't get jealous Of your husband,
Young woman, or you'll make yourself
Unhappy, said the Magistrate to the wife.
sHe tried to fool me by giving me tickets
to the theater so that he could 90 with that
rioi, woman, but followed him." she as
well. now you've got him, hold on to
him. and I'u discharge you BOTH" the Court
announced. Mrs. Cohen linked arms with
her husband and smiled In triumph - the
! two left court.
The sun., 1905-09-11
koLTKE IN; sTEERAGE EMPTY.
Al Prospective Immigrants Discmbarhcd
u Hamburg Because Of Cholera.

' spptcuNe lnH,lRr0ntS DlScHDhThCN
" Hamburg Because OF Cholera.
Tho Hamburg-American liner Moltke, in
yatsrday from Hamburg and Dover,
brought no steerage passengers. A case
q cholera having appeared among the
nossiAn immigrants at Hamburg, the
hamburg officials OF the line decided, as a
Wseautionary measure. to disembark all
ms Aoltke's immigrants and hold them
,4 observation. No illness developed
soons them and they will be brought here
another ship. Among the Mc,the's
"Nn Passengers were:
urfoi, and Mrs. N Dwight Harris. Mr.. and
Es L, Graham, Mr.. and Mrs. Oh aries
tMr. and Mrs. \. w. Burton, {. J.. Gut
Smt,HS r.. ana Mrs. Horace >: Evans, Barton
:Hysls BY the French liner La Bretagne,
o,Sneyalier Fava, Italian Consul at New
InSAns Nine. Pokoteloff, wife Of the Russian
sss sss%sossnsador to China; DIR. J. T.. Frothing-
rfof. W. C. Green, Prof. John q. Hick-
GittsMn.aD, PEBBLES and DR.. and Mrs. A. =.
ASoard the Cunarder Pannonia, in yes
tog from the Adriatic and the Medi-
~anean, were;
rSsoree L. Streeter, Mr.. and Mrs. II: q.
k' Mr.; and Mrs. Henry B. Smell, Mrs.
@ Mathews, Prof. A. G. Flick. the X ev.
n. Cabe and MS. and Mrs. Charles
The sun., 1905-09-11
FLOOD or SONG FOR NEWARK.
All tho United Singers of Brooklyn TO Take
Part In Next June's Festival.

Part In Next June's Festival.
Al a meeting Of delegates to tho United
Singers Of Brooklyn. hold In Arion Hall
yesterday afternoon. II was decided to par
ticipate In tho Northeastern Sssagerfest
to be held IN Newark next June. Nearly
thirty socisties are embraced In the United
Singers and 1t was feared that because the
Arion Society and the Brooklyn Sasngerbund
had refused 10 compete for the Kaiser's
pripe the United Singers would be 20 handi-
capped that they might not be able to take
part In the saoneerfest.
Al Yesterdays meeting the delegates Of
the Arion Society and the Brooklyn Saeng-
crh,md made II known that, although the
orranisation they represented would not
compete for The Kaiser's trophy on aooount
that prise, they would remain loyal to tbs
Singers and do all that was possible to aid
In Winning prises In other singing contests.
The sun., 1905-09-11
SOUSA AT THE HIPPODROME.
Miss Ada Chambers. Now Soprano
Makes . Hit.

Miss Ada Chambers, aia-year-old 30 prano
from Ohio, appearing for the first time in
thi. city, made the hit Of the evening at
sousa's concert In the Hippodrome last
nirht. Her first number was tho waltz
cong from LA Boheme." II was heartily
applauded as were the three other numbers.
Miss Jessie Strauss. violin soloist, met favor
in rendition Of .The Ride Of the Valkyries
from Die Walkuere.'
II was Sousas third appearance in the
Hippodrome. Az on the previo us occasions
there was q crowded house. Tho program
contained only classical music, but 20 pulsI
marches were rendered In response to en-.
cores.
The sun., 1905-09-11
n. A. Cnesebr oush's Lest Stick.

Robert A. Chesebrough, president Of the
Chesebrough Manufacturing Company.
was walking through the park yesterday
swinging an ebony cane with buokhorn
handle, which had been handed down in his
family generation after generation. Pres
emily he discovered that he was simply
swinging the buckhorn handle. The ebony
stick was gone. He reported tho loss at the
Arsenal and offered handsome reward
for recovery Of the stick.
The sun., 1905-09-11
FIRE UNDER THE ELEVATED.
Policeman, With Rope, Pulls Down Blazins
Tarpaulin.

Painters working on the Third avenue
elevated between Fcrty-second and Forty
third streets Saturday strung beneath the
tracks big sheet Of tarraulin. Yesterday
q passenger tossed lighted cigar upon it
and 1t blazed instantly.
Policeman Sheehan OF the East Fifty-f1rst
street station got a rope from the ticket
chopper, tossed it over the blazing canvas
and pulled it to the street. The fire had ex-
tended to some Of the ties, but this blaze
was quickly extinguished.
The sun., 1905-09-11
GERMAN SINGERS IN THE PARK.
Rss Chsrus Pours Forth Meledy-l 10 900
On Hand to Hear.

Tho United German Singing Societies
OF New York gave their annual saen ngerfest
in Central PARK yesterday afternoon.
Carl Helm directed male chorus Of 400
voices whlch gave, among other numbers,
C. Zahn's 'Rsiteriisd.' Steinbruck's Der
Wandsrer am Nicer" and Curtis 1Aorgep-
dAsmmer1lng.'
AZ the side Of the band stand at the head
of the Mall temporary seats had teen uilt
for the societies. Tho Seventh Regiment
Band played in the intervals between
singing.
and around the stand, and It required an
extra force Of Park policemen to handle
The crush.
The sun., 1905-09-11

Tor that reason that it's almost impossible
| to hire a van for Sept. !.
A certain New York bachelor has an old
college chum who became O minister about
the "a me time the bachelor became broker.
Despite this disparity, the friendship has
survived to the extent that the minister
frequently drops in on the broker whom .
hannv chance brings him to the metropolis.
The other night the broker returned to his
Bachelor quarters to find the saver OF souA
stretched out on his lounge and crnoktns 4
in a manner that would have ruined hl'
reputa tion at home.
SORRY to make such a smoke, but was
\ invited TO preach In q jersey town yester-
DIV and STAYED with q family that was 90
hsmed pio,ls didn't dare bring out my
pNe. Ano, soy. have you gos any scotch!>
It was one Of the damp. misty days vhen
salt becomes possessed OF many dinerent
kinds OF evil spirits. Even In . Broadway
restaurant, where the managers sre sup.
posed to obviate all annoyanoes OF thai
kind, the particles sohdined With agra.
vating persistency. In vain 4d the irate
glass and silver cellars; the salt held back
Among all the restaurant patrons thsy<
was only one person who solved tho prob.
lem. That was woman, young ana Seoc
looking. After her frst ine6ect ual At
tempt she removed the lid Of tho CELLAR
took hairpin from her hair and psocsedee q
ooolly to M stiT raMas4 the aggregated crystals to
% The old bachelor opposite stopped eating
oven. III m: swear" he said. .That Is on.
advantage Of betng woman.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
A Robert Louis stevenson's PRAYER.

Lord, behold our family here assem-
bled. We thank Thee for this place in
which we dwell; for the love that
unites us, for the peace accorded us
this day, for the hope with which we
expect the morrow; for the health, the
work, the food and the bright skies,
that make our lives delightful; for u
friends in all parts of the earth. and
our friendly helpers in this foreign isle.
Let peace abound in our small COM
pany. Purge out of every heart the
lurking grudge. Give US grace and
strength to forbear and to perseyere.
Offenders, give us the grace to accept
and to forgive. Forgetful ourselves,
help us to bear cheerfully the forget
fitness Of others. Give us courage and
gaiety and the quiet mind. Spare to
us u friends, soften us to our enc
mics. Bless us, if it may be, in all our
innocent endeavors. If it may not
| give US the strength to encounter that
which is to come, that we be brave in
peril, constant in fluctuations, temper.
ate in wrath, and in all changes of for
tune, and down to the gates of des...
loyal and loving one to another. As
the clay to the potter, as the windmill
to the wind, as children of their sire
we beseech Of Thee this help ani
mercy for Christ's sake. From til,
Works of Stevenson.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
Cures Blood Poison, Cancer, Ulcers.

If you nave offensive pimples or erup-
tions, ulcers on any part of the body, ach :
ing bones or joints, falling hair, mucous
patches, swollen glands, skin itches and
burns, sore lips or gums, eating, fostering
sores, sharp, gnawing pains, then you suf-
fer from serious blood poison or the begin
nings of deadly cancer. You may be per-
manently cured by taking Botanic Blood
Balm CB. B. B. made especially to cure tho
worst blood and skin diseases. Heals every
sore or ulcer, even deadly cancer, stops all
aches and pains and reduces all swellings.
Botanic Blood Balm cures all malignant
blood troubles, such as eczema, scabs and
scales, pimples, running sores, carbuncles,
s~crofula. Druggists, 81 per large bottle, 8
bottles so. so, 6 bottles SIS, express prepaid.
To prove it cures, sample Of Blood Balm
sent free and prepaid by writing Blood Balm
Co., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trouble n free
medical advice sent in sealed letter.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
PAPA's JUDGMENT WAS OFF.
His Boy Very Much Like Other Boys,
After All.

His Boy Very Much Like Other Boys,
After All.
On tfe day The Boy was eleven
years old he visited an artist friend
who likes boys. The artist enter
tanned him royalty. He gave him a
gun and cigarette coupons worth
$3.50. The Boy was proud of the gun,
but he thought still more of the cou-
pons.
What are you going to get with
them. SOM" asked The Boys mother.
81 don't know" said The Boy.
His mother was about to offer a
few suggestions but The Boys father
interfered.
"Just you let Bob alone, he said.
Let him pick out his own prize. He
kno VS. what he wants."
But he'll get something foolish"
argued the practical mother.
NO, he WON'T" said the father.
"That boys got the best judgment of
any boy I ever saw. He won't throw
his money away. He'll come home
with something Notwithstanding
that he needs right on the spot. ]
wouldn't be afraid to bet on that"
So the mother finally gave in. On
Saturday The Boy went down town
to exchange his coupons for a prize
When he came home the family was
gathered at the dinner table talking
about him.
Come, DEAR SAID his mother
"show mama what her little boy got
They sat expectanr while the boy
unwrapped his prize. After a little
they spoke. The mother said. ooh!
oh! OH" and the father said, "Well
I'll be blessed"
The boy had bought a razor.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
WANTED TO SLEEP.
Curious That q Tired Preacher Should
r:rs,~ Have Such Desire.

A minister speaks of the curious eff
feet of Grape-Nuts food on him and
how it has relieved him.
"You will doubtless understand how
the suffering with indigestion with
which l used to be troubled made my
work an almost uncomfortable burden,
and why it was that after my Sabbath
duties had been performed, sleep was
a stranger to my pillow till nearly day.
light.
Il had to be very careful as to what
ate, and even with all my care I ex-
perlenced poignant physical distress
after meals, and my food never salts
fed me.
six months have elapsed since l be-
gan to use Grape-Nuts food. and the
benefits have derived from it are very
definite. l no longer suffer from indi-
gestion, and I began to improve from
the time Grape-Nuts appeared on our
table. 1 find that by eating a dish OF
it after my Sabbath work is done (an6
l always do so now my nerves are
Quoted and rest and refreshing slee1
are insured me. I feel that L could no
possibly do without Grape-Nuts food
NOW thai I know it's value. It ia inva
rlaoiy on our table-we feel that W,
heed IL TO complete the meal-and GU
children will eat Grape-Nuts whe1
tney canno be persuaded to touch any
thihg else" Name given by Postur
CO., Battle Greek. Mich.
There's a reason.
Read the famous little book .rh
A'oao TO Wellvilie." in each pkg.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
-Four Facts For
Sick Women
To Consider
Lydia E. PinkHam's Vegetable Compound
Has an UnequaNed Record Of Cures
Mrs. Pinkham's AdUice Is C~ontaden-
haL Free, and 0lD0ys Helpful

FIRsT.-That almost every operation
In our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect of
such symptoms as backache, irregular
and painful menstruation, leucorrhHa,
displacements of the uterus, pain in
the side, burning sensation in the stom-
ach, bearing-down pains, nervousness,
dizziness and sleeplessness.
SECoND.-The medicine that holds
the record for the largest number of
absolute cures of female ills is Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
It regulates, strengthens and cures
diseases of the female organ NJ as
nothing else can.
For thirty years it has been helping
women to be strong, curing backache,
nervousness, kidney troubles, all utter
inc and ovarian Inflammation, weak.
ness and displacements, regulating
menstruation perfectly and overcom-
ing its pains. It has also proved itself
invaluable in preparing for childbirth
and the change of life.
TH1RD.-The great volume of unso-
licited and grateful testimonials on file
at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, many of which are from time to
time published by permission, give ab-
solute evidence of the value of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Mrs. Pinkham's advice.
FouRTH.-Every ailing woman in the
United States is asked to accept the
following invitation. It is free, will
bring you health and may a " your
life.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation
to WoEen.-Women suffering from any
form of female weakness r invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs. Pink
ham. at Lynn, Mass. All letters are
received, opened. read and answered
by women only. From symptoms given,
your trouble may be located and the
quickest and surest way of recovery
advised. Out of the vast volume Of ex-
perience in treating female ills Mrs
Pinkham probably has the very knowl-
edge that will help your case. Surely,
any woman, rich or poor, is very foolish
if she does not take advantage OF this
generous offer of assistance.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20

trouble. It seemed to settle in my kid
neys. Doan's Kidney Pills rooted it
out. It is several months since l used
them, and up to date there has been no
recurrence of the trouble"
Doan's Kidney Pills are for sale by all
dealers. price SO cents per box. Eos
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
Molasses in Tank Wagons.

A New York nee has embarked
upon the enterprise Of distributing mo-
lasses by tank wagons, fitted to carry
1000 gallons and prepared to deliver
in quantities as small as one quart. 1t
is proposed to make the price as low
as 20 cents per gallon at retail. The
same concern will ship goods by rail
by means Of tank cars similar to those
in which kerosene is transported.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
Jets and Flashes.

Lots of men who figure on schemes to
make millions would be surprised TO
find themselves in POSSESSION OF 80 In
real money.
People would have more faith In q
reformer if he would furnish proof OF
his sincerity by beginning with him.
Self.
When a man stands at the marriage
altar he gets as nervous as ne doeS
when watching the bulletins OF a base
ball game.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1905-07-20
Odds n Ends.

A man. seldom has to work overtime
to make a fool of himself.
More women would go in for vocal
CULTURE 4 they could buy things for a
song.
After singing the boy to sleep a wo-
nan proceeds to talk her husband to
sleep.
About the only fault the average wo-
man has to find with her past is that
it's too long.