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El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02

Els interesante el retrato de Jesu-
cristo hecho por Pulio Dentulo, resi-
dente de la Judea, en- 81 reinado de
|Tiberio, en- una epistola dirigida al Sc.
nado Romano.
"Ha a~parecido entire nosotros un
hombre de grandes virtudes llamado
Jesucristo, los gentiles lie han recibido
como a un verdadero profeta, pero sus
discfpulos .dicen que es hijo de Dios.
Resucita a los muertos y cura todoge-
nero de enfermedades. Su estatura
es mas que mediana; sus maneras cir
cunspectas y su presencia muy vene-
rable, de modo que cuantos 10 ven, 10
estiman y 10 temen. Su cabello es
castano, espeso, y liso hasta las orejas
de ALI para abajo es amarillento y lie
cae Ell forma de ondas sobre los hon.
bros, partido en- ell medic de la cabeza,
como 10 llevan los nazarenos; su rostro
no tiene marca, nj senales nj arrugas,
y es de un bello color rosado; su nariz
y boca son perfectas. La barba es un
POGO espesa y del mismo color del ca.
bello, pero no es larga nj partida. Su
%fisonomfa respira i~nocencia y austeri-
dad, y sus ojos son pardos. claros y
vivos' Cuando condena es terrible y
cuando reprende 8 ~aconseja es cortes
~ moderado. Su conversation es
agradable y LENA de gravedad. Nadie
10 ha visto jamas reir, pero muchos 10
han visto llorar. Las preparedness de
cuerpo son ~perfectas. Las manos y
los brazos son las mas bellas que Sc
pueden yer. Su palabra es modesto
y sensata y su belleza es tan singular
que excede a la de todos los hijos de
los hombres.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02
lLo consIauio Rarato.

Muy bien puedo creerlo que 10 consiguic
barato, quien despues de haber contriado
constipation o indigestion, Sc halla a mode
de restaurar perfectamente su salud. Ma.
da hara este ma que las Pfldoras de Nue.
va Vida del DIR. King. Una pronta, placen-
terra y cierta cura para j~aqueca, constipa-
cion, etc. 25cts en- la Botica de Fischer y
Cha.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02
Mujeres Hermosas

Mejillas llenas, ~adornadas con la suavi
dad de buena salud y pura complexion, ha
cen a todas las mujeres hermosas. Tomest
n pequena dosis de Herbina despues dt
cada comida y luego pronto y SECURE ayu
dara a digerir 10 que haya condo. La
Sra. William M. Stroud, Midlothian, Tex.
escribe, Mayo 81, 1901 "Hemos usado Her
bina en- nuestra familia por ocho amos. J
la halo la mejor medicina que hemos usadc
para constipation, fiebre biliosa y malaria.
De venta en- la Botica de FFischer v Cha.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02
ATENCION.

Ell Sr. Lie. II. L. Ortiz es' nuestro
abogado apoderado para traer pleito
encontra de nuestros suscritores de-
li%ncuentes para enforzar ell pago de las
cuentas debidas por subscription al
Nuovo Mexicano. Y diremos que 81
tiene TODD poder para obrar segun su
discretion.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02
pREclu DE suscRIc1oN.

Las leyes de los Estados Unidos re-
quieren que cualquiera persona Ipaga-
ra por I'm pericdico mientras continue
tomandolo de la e~stafeta, aunque ell
tempo por ell cual Sc suscribio haya
expirado.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02

El Manual Legislative para 1905, 8
Libro Azul para Nuevo Mexico, com
pendio de valor historico y Official para
cada hombre de negocios y Official y de
interes para cada ciudadano. 3O4 pagi.
mas. Precio $1.50. Dirijanse q 10
Compafia Impresora del Nuevo Mexi
cano.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02

Mama les Kuropatkine un paja
ro?-pregunta n preciosa nina Z
su mama.
No hija; dpor que preguntas? d.
10 la mama.
-Porque este periodico dice
que lie han cortado ell ala derecha.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02
Un Remedio sin IauaI.

Halo que las pastiIias de Chamberlain
para est6mago 8 hfgado son mas beneficio
sas que cualquier otro remedio qu, he usado
para malestares del est6mago." dice J. p
klote, de Edna, Mo. Para cua1quier des
orden del est6mago, biliosidad 8 constipa
cion, estas p~astillas son sin igual.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02
Sc NECEsITAN AGENTEs.

Agentes para procurar suscriciones
Sc necesitan en- todas parties del Terri
torio. Sc pagaran comisiones liberia
les. Dirijanse a la Compania Impre'
sora del Nuevo Mexicano por particu-
lares.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02

Ell Nuevo Mexicano Sc envia a todas
las ~estafetas en- Nuevo Mexico, y tiene
una circulation grande y creciente en-
tire la genie i%nteligente y p~rogresista
del sudoeste.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1905-09-02
UN ANo LIBRE DE sUscRIcIoN.

A cualquiera persona que nos man
de ell dinero por cinco suscritores nue.
vos, por un ano cada uno, lie mandare-
nos Ell Nuevo Mexicano libre por I'M
ano. Veanse los precios de suscri-
cion arriba.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
Lost ChordD'

eL HHHl A.4Nt E& -r
Perhaps the most successful SONG of
modern times is '''T1he Lost Chord"
whose sale In Great Britain has e <
ceededs250.O0O copies. The story OF it's
composition, as told by Mr.. Willeby
In his Masters Of Eniglish Music" II
Illustrates that insart, d In statesman
shin. success came to those
Who knew ths' ssasops when to take
. Occasion by the hand-ss.
nearly three weeks Arthur sey:
lnaour Sullivan had watched BY the bed
side Of a dying,sbrother One night,
when the end was not far on and his
brother was. sleeping, he CHANGED to
55cpznets ACROSS some verse of. Adelaide
33PIrocter!'s which Ave years before he
bad tried insvain to set to music.
ln the silence :of1ethat night watch he
read them over again and almost in
gstaMAtAly their musical expression was
conceived. A stray sheet Of music
paper was at hand and he began to
write. The music grew and he worked
on, delighted to be helped while away
the hours of watching. AS be pro
crossed he felt sure the music wa
what he had sought for and failed to
;dnds on.the occasion, Of his first attempt
to set the words. In a short time 1t
was complete and not long after in the
publishers hands.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
8-26-tf$ 1.
Msil Service.

Sealed proposals will be received by
the second assistant Postmaster Gener-
al until $50 p. m. December S, 1905 for
carrying the United States Mails, in
Guiding the depositing and collecting of
mail along the route. for. the term from
July y. 1926. to June. 80, 1910. on the
following described routes.
Dickinson to New England, six times
a week. 800
Dickinson to, Oakdale, three.times a
week.
Haley to New England, three times a
week. y.
Fayette to Beicegel, once a week.
Taylor to Halliday, two times a week.
Richardton to Mott, three times a
week.
Richardton to Marshall, once a week.
Carrier must reside on line Of route.
Contractors are paid monthly.
GEO. B. CoRTELYoU.
Postmaster General.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
TYPHOON IN MANIIA,

! Nanilas Sept. "a typhoon
swept over this city yesterday.
The storm lasted three hours and
at n. the wind attained !
velocity Of los miles an hout.
Tbs & properly damage is estimat-
.ed at 10000. natives were:
killed and ,sls 10000 rendered
homeless. The botanical gardens
and telephone ,systemS were
wrecked. Slight damage was
done to the United States quarter:
masters storehouse and the city
was vas thrown into darkness The
weather is clear to-day and the
clearing Of wreckage is progress
ing. : =" e
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30

~ LIKED IN
TOBY ENJOYS sOF NOR
Az
SESSION, ~ CO. AZ 80. 49,, 4 III. - :.
Sep. s25.AThheKlss:
ISOLATED Press has Has ssatssssadedl "a.
securinggth The text4sof the protocol
signed at Karlstad Saturday slB51 BY
the Norwegian Swedish delegates
appointed TO arrange terms sfof
the. dissolution of the union sof'
Norway and Sweden subjee tSs 70.
the ratification of acknowledgement,
storthing. The historic .docsn1f:
meht which will become a 8. treaty K sl,t
when ratified by the two parliaa
ments consists Of FIVE main
articles and thirty-6ve sub-classes.
Article T.: ideals with arbitration;
the second e el1 :, With 5tae. neutral gone:
and
the third with reindeer pastures,
etc; tthhee fourth With inate:r-tramc,
andlthee. fifth with common water.
WAYS. c;s s-s.s SRI 1S:ssss E2e,'
-: Z. -. ss:.a .s@+,,sfs5 az I'D ~.
The aagglI4emenlt provides .s<for:
compulsory arbitration before The
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
seBond. Of Freedom.n

II marriage without love is not mar
riage, SO also love. which does violence
to marriage is not love- The marriage
ceremony is not a proclamation of i'm
prisonment, but Of opportunity. It's
bond is not g fetter, but a garland.
Still, 1t may not be disdained or
broken. The browning does not make
the king, you say. No, but it places
upon the man whose head receives the
crown the obligation to sacrifice, II
need; be, everything that is mortal In
BIN to its htoneF.E;Nort u American. Re
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30

aA Ahltesaaddquarters staff and garrison
may be maintained at Fredrik-.
sstenstosthesa SAM extent as prior to
Tile erection Of the new fortiica-
Nonew Notifications will
beperrmitted nor new fortsesect-
ed within ten kiometsrso TIE
Eoldsfortress of Kongsuingresr.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
CHICAGO
PANY NEW, 7

~ S9Tg11.Et- So
Y~ORKCROWD. d
Chicagp, Sept. The, inyesti-,
cation into the affairs Of the:
Western Life Indemnity company.
yesterday 81 the state INSURANCE..
examiner developed tRe fact that.
thksclaims Of thousands ofpo Ii Z
had been wiped out
through the manipulation of Of.
fcers. &. ; ~
twas as: shown own. that hat twenty-eightt
small assessment e were.
merged with the Western Iln.-
demnity company in such a way
as 70 practically n1rllffy thse.iiff
policies, although the insured
still continued d. their payments
ss'uupposingFthat they were insured,
As arespits Of the investigation
i .is,said other disclosures will Be
made: In the meantime a re
e,ei ! viii be asked for the com
P%anpyysSttoday on the ground that it
is insolvent. ),
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
Notice.

Any and all persons are hereby warn
ed not to cut or remove any timber from
any of the following described lands un-
der penalty Of the. law, viz: Sections /,
9, $, 7,o, ii, 10, IS, TO-, ~, 10, II, %, IS, ~.
20, 81, 80. IS and So, township 134, range
1902; also the same sections in township
1874, range 1903; township 1876, range Io2;
township 1856, range 1903; township 1856,
range 1o2; township 1856, range 1o3.
LITTLE Missouri HORSE Co.
By LAC. Hnidekoper,
lo-8-a !-''H Preside Mt
LAND FOR SALE-East Y and N.
w. X, section .!7,I3o-92. Also S. w.
4, section 4, 1902. located in town of
Richardson. First class in every res
pect. Make best offer to the undersign-
v JESSE {. cooGAN,
o-l6-tf 1870 Snd ST., Milwaukee, Wis
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30

Is. .a@H EGEIPFS. - =
Cash on hand March LIST, 1906. .r..-.. r~,.+.. .mx "..a Me-. e7 81
fnee:". ".:".: :""". "".'. ."e. m.! .siH """ s"" :-" :v.." .:.E 3BS ID
mCy ".,..... ...., .....:... 1901 8
... ... .,.. Ha..a. H...a. q .""@". ] .."... 22 So
Dog Tax. 1880. ...., ..ms. S.. ...*&:. ....... 1000
ameAsment ..a $1,000. .. r..I AVS x,...... ......: .... So IS
Auditor Act Fire Department.. -. ..I 81. 90. 80. -, ... go. ...... 2A ls
sasoad, Pou.ns ..~~.s. a".M. "aA. a...: 1914 So
:":. FOO
=. ..:. "... .:.. .:t ~. swt eMr.. ~. ..".. ..... $533
en- wa u E RAYAE sst s 49,
n<varrauts GU Gen. Fund Pad. ......" -. $500, .a D., ...s. .:..,.. ....... $685. r.
aEnRine warrant" .."!. ..... N.:.. ..J" I. s..... ....... $40 90
w. 3. Walton Act. Fire pt"...a: .-a PAS IS
lis ]. White City Treasuer Salary jan 10 Jun ives E...: : 80. DN
nCash on hand to bal Sept. 1t1& 80. 1M2 A
Total. Observation-Disclosures. .M:.. ... $1573@.
aaAssets Of City at close Of business, September. 1s, 1905.
Taxes .." .... $50. mt. ":.. $n 81
CITY buildings" ... ..... :. 3!.n. /. n.. ..... $500 90
Fire aperaps -.":.- ........ ..S@.:sn .".aI: .,.:.: r... $4,000
Real estate. ,...-. ........ $500 q
Road machinery ..": .". ....". @O
City Team. .r.... .: -. .:: ."+ $50. JU.. ....... 800 90
Cash on hand odd Fund.- ,a....... .L.. H.aIa a.. ...- -.-... IG A
IS Total, $500. 49,. ... ""-- rr": $ll6a%
Liabilities of City at close of.blsipess. September LIST, 1905;
,nGea.F mi warrants outstanding . ::e Ell pas. aaaJ?. - ~. :. . sH @
1H#sss@1&sSs ~ ! sS . a@.$@ =" ses @4sa:8 A, J, OSBORN, q
49, ~" d,sa hs,r..s .% &c" City Auditor.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
Warning Notice..

All parties are hereby forbidden to
Craze stock or cut hay on the. railroad
lands in Twp 1860 and any person vie
.lating this notice will be proseo uted to
the full extent ofthe law.
FRED WHITE, Agent.
7-22-tf CIR. McHuGH. Owner.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30

Frank B.. Chapman, National bank:
examiner, was married in Minot last
week to Miss Alma c. Elterieh of Phila-
delphia, who has been spending the
at Glen Utlin with a sister. Mr..
Chapman has many friends who will
join in congratulations.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
49, 90 1000 S~N mea~@~ go ""R"%0E*" IT" - - !"
City Auditors SemiAnnual Report

ss@@ ~ E*%1sa5l - fDrKrNsoN, NORTH DAKorA.
.-SzaH@ sSsN@ sS s@ ys.,1fsi azsi ~ September i, 1905.
,T1sths Honorable Mayor and City Asncl Of the CITY Of Dickinson,
North Dakota, AerewaA FEnaS Bsma:Amnual report Of city Apdaer
: Ter The period ending Aug~st> 8 1se 1906 ~ - - ~ ~
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
Suitable Reward

q > Suitable Reward
Will be given for the return Of one
,sorrell horse,e2 years old, branded 5 on
right shoulder.
Scott Benz. WEBB, Richardton.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
CAP1TAL INJUNCTION POST
ass PONED.

Grand Forks, Sept. 2s.-The
capital Injunction case is post
poned until October %, whenit
WILDE heard on its merits by the
court at Bismarck. s..Y
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30

! J ! ! ] ! | ! | ! J J J; ) !: ] ! ] ! ! |! ] ! ! !; ] !; | | ] ! / ! ! / ! / | / | / 4
0X . II $4&nRE 80. -E.=E -.
Germs can't be avoided.
They. are in the air we
breathe, the water we
drink.
The germ can only pros
per when the condition Of
The system gives 1T free N.I1!!A
scope to establish itself and WAX
develop. When there is q III
deficiency of vital force, u i.l3l1. i
languor, restlessHess, q SAL VAlI@&-
low cheek,..a h0ll6Wf eye, 49, i
when the appetite is poor S9S I
and the sleep Is broken, It
is time to guard against the
germ. You al f0rtify the body against
all germs by the use llOf Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. 1t increases
The vital power, cleanses the system sof
cl0gging impurities, enriches the blood,
puts the stomach and organs of digestion
q nutrition iAE5working condition; SO
that the germ finds no weak or tainted
spot In which to breed. atGolden Medical
D%isc2yerys contains no elcohoi, whisky
or other dntOxicant.
wYour Golden Medical Discovery Is :;
Esa.. I %1ss ssaIaasea; s xsasss sSef fnt 9; aatnssi
brotherhood OF Teamstersl,f 2eD0 CalifOfnia
Street. Denver. Colo: the past seven
years my health gradually failed. Host my
very Respondent and unable to sleep No.
medicine helped me until I tried Dr.. Perce,s
Golden Medical Discovery. It put new life
tntg my veins and Increased vitality until I
business Eight bQttles effected I complete
cure q gladly do recommendil
DR.. Plerce's Pellets-only one or two q
day Will regulate and cleanse and inyig-
crate Q foul, bad Stomach, torpid Liver.
or sluggish Bowels.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
Vaccination Notice.

y sSs WCSG!ls0ItO
The state law, requires vaccination
of all children: and All parents should at
tend to the matter at once if they have
not already done {.
GEO. A. PERKINS.
Scott City Health Officer.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30

'GARSoN HAD BOTH LEGS
y OFF BY
Medolra, n, p, Sept. 49, "A.
man named Carson. while attempt
ingsto get on the brake beamssof
8faoving train here, fell andshad
5hoM legs cut off.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30

4s..3~ us %HgGasS& a9sstEy ss 5aAN vi
u. ..- y. PR I ,:ls Me. !, !. u. ...
stark and Billings. Counties SIS. Convention
DICKINSON, n. 3. SEPT. %, 80 AND OCT. I ~
=. IT,. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES =.s ...s.5
i zaa5a. $. a ..*I1 nADEKs!
- n.,;s Rev. John Orchard, Fargo. ND. {.
> t,s Mrs.s P. Johnson, Grand Forks
ati FRIDAY MoRNnNG..
1880 Conference with Primary and Junior
workers. Mrs. S. p. JOHNSON.
Il o'clock Conference with Pastors and Super
intendents. Rev. JNo. ORCHARD.
1880 Business.
FRIDAY AFrRNooN. 1865
2:3o Prayer and Praise led by REV. McCLouD.
800 Reports from delegates.
$3.50 Preparation Lesson by Rev. ORCHARD. 4
400 A Lesson Thought Mrs. S. p JOHNSON.
$3.50 Pastoral Teaching Rev. E. Y. RoMSGER.
FRIDAY EVENING.
1880 Greetings, Prayer and Praise b.
.ES..# u. Rev. F. w. GREss.
500 Black board Illustration Mrs. S. F. Johnson.
$50 Live Wires REV. JNo. ORCHARD.
Offering, Song and Benediction.s : &l
SATURDAY AFTERNOON. ss%. .5
Grand Mass Meeting, with all s. S: children at
Three o'clock. Conducted by the, State Primary !.
Secretary g. MIS-. S. T. JOHNSON. &
. SUNDAY OcroBER 1st:
Morning $50. Regular Service.
Noon ~ S. S.
800 The Business end ofs5the Sunday School
..a 4. Rev II. ". RoMnNeEK.
81 I 1.ss The Il zElEgyyss a.tioqsI end. Of the S. 5.
~ as@as HMys a2@ssszNIV@ f#5L.F F. CRAWFORD.
$50 -gsss Il s The sspiiritpaaa end Of the S. s.
81 ss .sss Sssss.s S z#$ss ME-. MISS Mona .ONrRAM.
400 Child Studya Formative period,
# as,.s. Mrs. s. F. Johnson.
$50 Boy Study RFfv. JNo. ORCHARD.
ssz5ssSlssss zsass s NnANY iEyNHHtINae.
United Rally for early service at 600
200 Praise and Devotional State work
Rev. JNo. ORCHARD.
1880 The power Of the Story Mrs. S. P. JOHNSON.
Offering, Song and Benediction.
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
Many people are afraid Of ghosts. Few
people are afraid OF germs. Yet the ghost

and the
germ Is g.
fact. II
the germ
could be
magnifed
to q size
equal to
its terr0rs
it would
app ear
more ter.
Pfh1o than
any fire.
breathing
The Dickinson press., 1905-09-30
LATE %IELEGRAPHlc news
BUTTE MADHOF-FfRF.-

~s
Butte Mont. eept
consumed the entire business por-
ton of Butte lying Between the
.shodair block and Rsisl,aa alley.
on West Park street, causing loss
Of ONT, miil1iison'doe1tfars. '''''11'ees :
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-17

one woman in twenty-five but what
suffers with some arrangement Of the
female organism, and this is the secret
of so many unhappy homes.
No woman can be amiable, light
hearted and happy, a Joy to her hus-
band and children, and perform the
duties incumbent upon her, when she Is
suffering with backaehe. headache,
nervousness, sl~eeplessness, bearing.
down pains, displacement of the womb,
spinal weakness or ovarian troubles.
Irritability and snappy retorts take
the place Of pleasantness, and all sun
shine is driven out of the home, and
lives are wrecked by woman's great
enemy-womb trouble.
Read this letter:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham,-
Twas troubled for eight years with irregu-
~larities which broke down my health and
brought on extreme nervousness and desp0n-
dency. lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound proved to be the only medicine which
helped me. Dayby day l improved IN health
while taking it until ! was entirely cured. ]
can attend to my social and household duties
n dthoroughly enjoy life once more, as Lydia
Il. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has made
me a well woman, without an ache or a pain
Mrs. Chester Curry, 42 Saratoga Street,
East Boston, Mass.
At the first indication of i'll health,
painful or irregular menstruation,
pain in the side, headache, backache,
bearing-down pains, nervousness OF
"the blues" secure at once a bottle Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and begin its use.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-17
Saved In DYnamite.

Sometimes, a flaming city lie saved by
dynamiting q space that the fire can't
cross Sometimes, a cough haugs on
80 long, you feel as If nothing but dyna-
mite would cure it. z. T. Gray, Of
Calhoun, Ga, writes: "My wife had q
very aggravated cough, which kept her
awake. nights, Two ply sicians could
not help her so she to K DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds, which eased her
cough, gave her sleep, aud finally
cured her" Strictly scit tifc cure
for bronchitis and La G ippe. At
Davis & Bell drug store, price SOC and
$1.O0; guaranteed. Trial bottle free.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-17

The Chicago News drops this timely
word o. caution: lyon will never g
greet the time lost IN going around the
block to avoid a riot"
The average American boy always
looks forward to warm days, when he
win be able to meet bic chums down
at the old swimin place
Composers are usually considered
wise people, but persons who have
g elf compose are usually the ones 70
get the mort consideration.
The shah Of Persia is to visit the
car Of Russia. He may quiet the
cars anxious mind by teaching him
the gentle art Of knitting socks.
John L. Sullivan says he Is the only
man in the Uuited STATES who has made
q million dollars honestly. Where did
you get it, and where is It, joint
Probably the reason Mr.. Carnegie
consented TO his neice marrying q
poor eoachman was because he be-
lieved in the get-rich- quick plan.
Petropavlovski is now said to be the
destination Of Rojestvensky. A place
Of similar name also marks the dnal
resting place Of Admiral Makaroh.
Anew York. woman swallowed q
small pair Of scissors yesterday. Now
she will be able to make some very
cutting remarks about her neighbors.
The French Interpretation OF neutral
ity is establishing q uischievOus prece-
dent for future wars, to say nothing Of
its potentially for trouble in the pres
ent a
The latest new from Admiral Ro-
jestvensky says he was hugging tae
French shores of the islands in the
China sea. He ought to be ashamed
Of himself.
Evidently that New Jersey man who
deserted his bride at the altar in order
to join q circus was not aware OF the
circus possibilities of the holy bonds OF
matrimony.
Late dispatches state that Admira.
Rojestvensky's fleet Is bound for
Pefropoalovski. IL the admiral doesn't
find 1t to tie to there he had better
give up the ghost.
Castro is foxy. He knows If he car
induce Sherman Mars Bell to come L
Venezula the intente between the two
republics is secure so long as Roose-
welt is president.
After President Roosevelt is through
examining Mr.. Bowen aud Mr.. LoomiI
he might do well to examine Mr.. Gar
field and other sham trust busters o.
his administration.
Doubtless General Kuropatkin, by
way Of reciprocity, will shortly b
given the opportunity to point on.
wherein General Linevitch has made
an unnecessary retreat.
If the trouble-makers ipS Chicago
can only be compelled toFlisten t.
President Roosevelt speak three Of
four hours, we feel sure they will sneaI
home and never do it any more
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-17

The first thing Russia knows Gen.
Decentralization win come along and
capture the whole army.
It must be regarded as q question
still unsettled whether Il Is worse TO be
''Chadwicked' II "Bigelowed.'
II is truthfully known that love is
blind but that makes no difference
so long as II is promulgated In the
dark.
II Is said the only trouble with New
Yorkis an-night bank 10 finding q man
the projectors can trust through the
night.
Now that President Roosevelt is on
his way back to Washington. the Wall
street bears r getting ready to make
a sneak.
It is needless to say that that mag
azine monograph or "Housework as
Exercise and Recreation was written
by q man.
A scientist thinks man descended
from a fish. Well, there are q few
scaly specimens left to prove bis
contention.
Chicago has Just purchased ten bears
for it's zoo. Teddy will feel at home
when he arrives in the city Of strikes
and hot air.
The boil weeviL hasn't as many hu-
man enemies as it had before the d.
mansions of last years cotton crop
we're know.
A Western clergyman assures us
that the world will last two more years.
That's plenty long for most OF us to
play the fool in.
The average woman lookssvery pen
sive in a morning gown, but when she
is dressed for the evening she appears
very expensive.
This is the time of the year when the
s~uburbanite is figuring whether he
will have a nice garden or a lot of fat
spring chichens.
Russia can't understand why the
Japs don't seem to care whether Ro-
iestvensky and Nebogatoh make 9
junction or net.
The sultan Of Morocco has offered s.
apiece for the heads of his enemies
Raisuli has a better thing than head
hunting, however.
Linevitch is a bit slow in establishing
his s~printing record sbut he lie waiting
for Oyama to flush him. Bet he car
run like a kangaroo.
A st. Paul oculist has discovered
raw onion diet for defective vision
The diet should result in strengthen.
ing something, any wsy.