The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-16

not hesitate to get off by the pay
ment of an undignifled sum.
Observation-Disclosures Sherman of
Illinois rises to remark that Wash
ington is the most aristocratic, pluto.
cratic, money-ridden, dubstocraitc
place in Christendom.
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Goodbye, MIR Alexander. Good
bye, Mr., Hyde. You led merry life
for while before the people, and
now you must step back into OBJ
security.
David Bennett Hill was the only
| American statesman who was over
looked when they were selecting q
new head for the Equitable Life.
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1t will make no difference to the
Russian people whether Japan or the
grand dukocrats and bureaucratic get
| that billion of dollars.
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The fiscal year is nearly ended and
a $26,000,000 deficit, created by re-
publican extravaganza, stares the peo-
pie in the face.
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Who can reasonably blame King
Oscar for kicking! His salary is cut
by Norways action to the extent of
| 100000 year.
4
Linevitch will soon be in posi-
ton to tell what he would have done
to the laps if peace had not stayed
his fell hand.
Grover Cleveland can be trusted to
do no greater wrong in the Equitable
Life than the splitting of few iniini'
tives.
Crown Prince Gustav, Jimmie Hyde
and the Car look as much alike, in
pictures, as three cherries on one
stem.
/
Admiral Enquist now has time to
get his whiskers trimmed. All in
termed whiskers should be trimmed.
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The anarchists know better than to
try to kill presidential candidates in
this country. The crop is too large.
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The peace conference will be held
at Washington, The Hague or Gen
eva, and Washington has the pale.
twenty-five thousand veterans at
| Louisville! The sons and daughters
were too numerous to be counted
|
With Grover Cleveland sitting on
| the Equitable lid the CRATER will have
to proceed shyly AMI evasively.
| Russia wants peace at bargain
prices, but she was barred by Togo
from the bargain counter.
-
Linevitchs army should pass vote
of thanks to President Roosevelt and
send 1t on by cable.
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Banker Bigelow is working for the
state now, but he will not be permit
ted to finance it.
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Oyama is held In check by the
Mikado with difficulty. His guns are
| loaded for bear.
It is strange that the June bride
and the June bug should appear
simultaneously.
East Lake postoffice has risen to
presidential size. jefferson is full OF
such towns.
Oyster Bay hopes to be 1T in the
course of the next thirty days.
The collision of wireless messages
is still imperfectly understood.
|
Hoch hopes to rival Patrick in
utilizing the laws delay.
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The summer of the almanac begins
on Tuesday next.
Norway's flank movement was a
| genuine surprise.
Mr.. Roosevelt has also bagged the
dove of peace.
|
! ALAS!
! From the New York Herald.
The Iowa saloon keeper who kept The
| Road to Helr' Is dead. but the roads
| open.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
Content is small part satisfaction and
a large part resignation.
1t is better to be a servant of someone
| else than be slave of yourself.
There is a lot of satisfaction in being
dissatisfied with what people expect to
satisfy you.
| Good manners in man makes you
feel he doesn't treat you so pad as ne
might even II he robs you.
There is so much charity to do that
n people did It somebody would have