The San Francisco call., 1905-04-11

cheeks in osculatory rapture. When she
had run the feminine gauntlet several
members of the opposite sex continued
the ovation until a fragile looking little
man brought it to an abrupt finish by
donning his headgear in order to leave
both his hands free to embrace her
while he stood on tiptoe and protruded
his lips to meet hers.
Take off your hat in COURT" thun-
dered an unsentimental bailiff.
do you know he's my husband?'' In
Quired Miss Craig, in tone more frigid
than liquid air.
Il don't care what he is," raspingly
Clipped in Clerk Barney" Conlans Il
only wish he could be cinched for con-
tempt
His Honor Judge Cabaniss mildly
suggested that kissing could be per-
formed in the corridor with less dan
ger of official interruption. and to the
corridor Miss Craig Immediately re-
tired, followed by her train of sympa-
thizers, the rebuked little man In the
vanguard.
Miss Craig and Miss Blanche Stewart,
also of blonde coiffure and spacious
millinery, We're arrested in their joint
home on the first block of Taylor street
by Patrolmen Smith and Phillips mas
querading as ruralists in the city for
llIile. uc SlCQlilS SldlCo tHdt liCS
ordered a bottle of beer, which was
brought to them by one Harry Smith,
who was also arrested and charged
with selling the beverage. Mr.. Smith
pleaded that he merely acted as mes
senger boy, and the women claimed
that they did not sell the beer, so all
three were discharged.
In explanation of the gladness caused
by Miss Craig's dismissal it was stated
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open to similar accusation and that her
acquittal was regarded by them as an
agreeable outcome of a test case.
By surreptitiously dropping tacks and
nails into molasses taffy in process of
pulling" several naughty night school
pupils conveyed great annoyance to
young lady clerks in the candy store of
A. H Virgins, 1049 Market street, and
when Mr.. Virgins captured one of the
youths and transferred him to the GUS
tody of Patrolman w. p. Monahan an
adult of the name of W. c. Lowrye
pronounced the arrest a shame and at
tempted a rescue by force, In which
he was successful at the expense of be-
ing arrested himself and charged with
battery and interfering with an officer
in discharge of his duty. Judge Conlan
dismissed the interference accusation
and continued the battery charge Until
the prosecution can bolster it with ad-
ditional testimony.
Lottie Gonzales (colored) made hide
Gus grimace at Judge Fritz when he
sentenced her to ten days for vagrancy,
and when he promptly added twenty
days to the term she bit. her neither lip
TO prevent the utterance of vitupera-
tion, that certainly would have been
imprudent Her husband, a mulatto
named George Peterson, committed sui
eide one day last week after she in
formed him that her affection had been
irretrievably transferred to one "Chuf-
fey" Turner, negro trusty" In the
County JAIL
Nineteen-year-o George Anderson,
convicted of having stolen candy and
scrap iron gasped in sheer amazement
when Judge Mogan intimated Intention
to send him to reformatory school.
why, me folks are willing to pay for
all / swiped." he exclaimed Indignantly.
Come alongi" Kissed the bailiff, jerk
ing him away from the bench.
We'll, can youse beat dat for injus-
tice?" soliloquized Master Anderson.
Hardly less indignant than Master
Anderson was Mrs. Rosie Bearyosa of
San Jose when Judge Mogan questioned
the moral aspect of her seven years
residence out of wedlock with one
Frank Smith, also of the Garden City.
Why, Judge, I'm a widow and he's
a single man." she said, with elevated
eyebrows denoting surprise.
Then why don't you get married ?''
his Honor inquired.
Because / had one experience of
ha nd and .
was the reply.
Mrs Bearyosa and Mr.. Smith were
Quarreling in a Stockton street lodg-
house at o'clock Sunday morning.
when Patrolman P. Riley arrested
them.
Fighting just like married folk. I
presume" remarked the court, but the