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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

You can't eat your pie and still
have it, and you can't get licked
and yet growl about not being vii
ling to submit to any" humiliating''
terms Columbia State.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

1t seems now that the eminent
specialist, DR.. Jack Frost, will
have to be called in at New Orleans
ere the danger and trouble there
is ended.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

In his ninetieth year Russell
Sage can console himself with the
thought that he has given nobody
an opportunity to get up a quarrel
over whether or not his "tainted
money" would be acceptable.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

The consensus of opinion of the
men who have had experience,
both shippers and railroad people,
is that the making of railway rates
had better be left where it is.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

Mayor Bridges Smith desires to
be his own successor as Mayor of
Macon. Broadminded and pro-
gressive, he has done vast deal
towards making Macon one of
GeOrgia's best and foremost cities.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

The terms of peace are before
the car and his bureaucratic adj
visers. Let US hope that the ha-
raised Russian ruler will speak
the word which will bring peace.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

1t is now given out that Mr..
Cleveland accepted the position of
Equitable trustee because he need
ed the salary. He is declared to be
a poor man, his entire income not
exceeding 5000 year.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15
AMERICUs. GA. AUGUST Is. 1905

The Georgia Legislature is wrest-
ling with the liquor license ques-
ton, with the probability that the
state license will be raised to $500.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

0mcizl Organ of the Cityof Americas.
Omcial Organ of Sumter County.
0ncial Organ Of Webster County.
omcial Organ Of Railroad Commission .
Georsfa for the Sd Congressional Dfstrtc..
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15
Gin OUTFIT FOR SALE.

Miller gin, feeder and condenser.
press, etc., entirely new; also Frick en-
CINE and boiler. Will sell outfit cheap,
if sold at once,
j. e. PILCdER, Americus, GA
w. A. PERRY, ElIavilIe, Ga.
ExecntogH.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15
Want a Saw Mill.

I have large body of tim
Der, desire to get mill
man to- move mill on place
near Mattox, saw the lumber
per thousand. price to be
agreed upon Confer with
Mr.. George English, at Mat
t0z' Ga. Ware Orchard Go.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15
DO You GET UP
WITH A LAME BACK i?
kidney Trouble Makes You Miserable.

Almost everybody who reads the news
papers is sure to know Of the wonderful
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

My Cream, Rye and Graham Bread
has no equal. Why not get the best at
Ct. M. Brsgg's Bakery.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15
To Resume in Sept.

Mrs, I. L. McNair will resume
her class in music September LIST.
Studio in postofflce building,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

cures made by DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
the great kidney. liver
and bladder remedy.
It is the great medi-
!: cal triumph Of the nine
tenth century: dis
, covered after years Of
! scientific research by
] Or. Kilmer, the emf
nent kidney and blad-
der specialist, and is
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

wonderfully successful in promptly curing
lame back, kidney. bladder. uric acid trou-
bles and Bright's Disease. which is the worst
form of kidney trouble.
DR.. Kilner's Swamp=ROot is not rec
commended for everything but if you have kid.
ney, liver or bladder trouble it will be found
just the remedy you need. Ithas been tested
in so many ways, in hospital work, in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to pur.
chase relief and has proved so successful in
every case that a special arrangement has
been made by which all readers Of this paper
who have not already tried it, may have 8
sample bottle sent free by mail, also book
telling more about Swanp-Root and how to
find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
When writing mention reading this generous
offer in this paper and Ef
send your address to q. s 90
Dr. Kilmer & Co. Bing y 49,
harnton, N. Y. The @z=s4al. E.!.. .s.EEEsE1
regular fifty cent and Home o. sWamp-Rook
dollar sizes are sold by all good druggists.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name. Swamp-Root. DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root. and the address. Binghamton
". T., on evesy bottle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

offer in this paper and
send your address to
DR.. Kilmer & Co, Bing-
harnton, N. Y. The
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1905-08-15

Home OF Swamp-Rook
all good druggists.
stake, but remember
Root. DR.. Kilmer $
.ddress. Binghamton,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
APPROPRIATE coIoRs FOR HOUSE Of CONGRESS
Whatthe Market affords.

rELERY is much appreciated as salad ingredient and
~ relish, but it should receive attention cooked
vegetable At this the small, tender home grown
celery begins give way the ranker growth Of California
celery and this be advantageousy served cooked
The cooks who serve celery cooked vegetable usually
go farther than stewng it serving with
concoctng Of celery soup The Delneator
responsible for appezing lot of recipes among
which are the following: " -. /. .5~.rx ~>-s -
Celery With Marrow.-S Select three heads Of we'll
banched celery off the leaves making the punches
uniform LENGTH wash horoly and tie each bunch at the top
and blanch in boiling water for FIVE minutes Drain and
place in with pint Of brown and simmer
gently for threequarters Of hour Arrange DISH
the strings and set place. Add to the
the pan dozen slices of beef half an
inch hick cook for three minutes being careful not to
break the slices the celery and with
fingers Celery cooked in this way makes fine enree.
Celery Loaf With Butter Sauce-Cook two tablespoon
fus each of butter and flour until bubbng and smooth add
acupful of seasoning Of salt and pepper and
pnch' Of powdered mace; cook to thick cream, then
add cupful of finely chopped cold cooked game fowl
chpfu Of chopped cooked celery and four
eggs buttered mold bowl set in pan contain
ing hot water to the depth Of nches and place in
moderate oven for thirty minutes Let stand few
afer from the oven then nvert chop plat
ter, gaInish with celery pumes and Immediately
To make butter sauce melt one cuful Of butter over hot
waer add the Of two lemons and generous busting
of paprka:zzssa
Mold of Celery With Noodes.-Foow the recipe for
celery loaf emitting the and using double the quantity
Of chopped celery When cooked from the mold onto
bed Of noodles and pour all egg sauce Excellent
noodles sold by the package the shops is cents
Creamed Celery in Cheese Shell Cook two cupfus Of
celery cut in small boiling milk water (equal
Of each) until tender Make pint white sauce
using cupfu Of the liquid which the celery was boiled
and cupfu Of two tablespoonful of butter
and -four two satspoonuls of salt generous busting
Of white pepper Add the drained celery and turn into the
shell Of Edam cheese Cover the top with four table,
spoonfuls Of grated breadcumbs mixed with two table
spoonus OF grated cheese and busting Of papka Place
in slow oven and remove when lightly Drowned
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
COULDN'T LEAVE THE BEAT.

tlTHERE was letter carrier
! out in Omaha, = said
Representative Hit c b ok,
''who had not taken a vacation
for twenty-five years. He
worked every day. One after
noon he created great con-
sternation in the postoffice by
applying for two days. leave.
'1He went away for two days.
Then he came back and went to
work again. Everybody was
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24

Trixie, the educated horse, who comes
back to the Unique theater this week,
has been taking music lessons since her
visit early in December. She now plays
Home, Sweet Home, by. striking
with her nose bells strung in a row.
She also runs the scale and will strike
any note called for from the audience
played on a violin or piano.
w. II. Barnes, her trainer and owner,
thinks this last test should convince
everyone that Trixie really thinks, and
does not simply go thru tricks guided
either by instinct or following signals:
A good many musicians, he says, could
not strike bell corresponding to note
from a piano or violin, and as he is not
a musician, and does not know one note
from another, he cannot be suspected of
furnishing any assistance to the horse.
Trixie tells time by watch, makes
change from cash register. does sums
in addition, subtraction and division,
selects sp16Ea andsgoes I'm q long
repertory of tricks.
Mr.. Barnes said today: bought
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
U2ith the Long B0aU.
Eve u.furs,s walks, shoot folly hes. !"
!" BYE natures walks, shoot foil

has just come that the pioneer woman ypewrtress
has been patting the keys Tor thirty years ana IS
still a widow. Girls, isn't that just horribly
Many woman who has won notable place in society
is thrown down by the cook.
Lillian Russes latest Health and Beauty Hint tells
how to massage and fix up the to nduce dimpes
to nest Them We had to do anything to our arms
The dimples nest in them just naturally Inc Beauty
Hint then continues:
The with naturally long is she whose usual
fear that the upper part Of that charming member will
grow feshy" @ %,.s
When it begins do this necessary, according the
aIin, to the and to take little proper
cise perhaps with the broom, tho Lillian does not say
openly Ea@ ~
day going print the secret of fresh,
artificial bloom and loneliness. #ass~sss @@ss
Little Willy emptied tacks
In baby's milk !; .*@>@ = *-'+ }"."
Baby since has been affecting ~
Finer IN silk.
Willy put the pounded glass
On Grandpas toast, #~~
Grandpa's voice is heard among > =, a:@r:
The heavenly host - - .~....r
WHY'S censured him,
And my - ..@...s. go .s.... ...*
That night Willy only had ,.s>~
One cut Of pieI e. ~ ..,..=>: - .r"@.@:
The Chinese ambassador at Toxic and his suite were to
he given banquet AT least that the plan Of the
able Japanese minister Of foreign affairs. The emperor
listened while his minister outlined the scheme which he had
in mind.
'That is all very WE'LL" said his majesty after the min
lister had Finished "but may ask what is your Interior
motive in banqueting these Chinese7'' '.-~
49, just to fill up the Chinks, your majesty" 49,
The looked thoughtful but finally relieved look
stole into his face. l., *.* >@..-.:@ g: -" -
1.-THE honorable minister Of foreign affairs politely
requested to commit harikar " he said smilingy. "
That settled it. -..-..
Feeling considerable interest in laundry work. visited
last week the sacred spot where they Shirt
much interested in the wonderful The
laundry is different very different from the od-fashioned
widow who presided at the family tub took genteel
ing and sent two thru college and married off four girls
well after giving them fine musical education. This widow
had feeling for the that lov
ing touch The spirit Of commercam is much evidence
In the modern laundry .~-.n 49,
Entering the laundry about thousand shirts and
billion collars with every evidence Of having stayed out
night and slept the alley After being put thru an
acid BATH they the official stretcher It place to
them thru machine that stretches the collars Of the
shirts and tears the sleeves at the shoulder thew
to the sawedger who them thru machine cuts
little notches in the collars and shrbands They are then
given quick in water to get the acid out dipped
into starch and rolled out sitter than stakes Then thew
mark your initials where they be seen by the eager
throng the public streets After this they pinned
with pretty tissue paper to make you think you are get
ting WORTH andthats ALL Except you throw
the shirt away after trying it on. "A J. r.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24

= - : -. : 70 : @ =,
unmarried in Circassia.
eff you saw, glidin
beautiful girl in the
world, you'd have no
ri.ht to speak to her,
no matter how much
her loneliness might
attract you. Red
trousers is a sign the
girl is married. Red
= danger = hands off.
tBlue tro US ers,
again, is all right. If
your Circassian girl
has blue trousers on,
..-.- ~. = =. -, -.r-r/
step up to her as free
as you please, tell her
she. is slookin' well, and
ask: her if she won It
take supper with you.
She'll not be offended
if. you look respectful
and polite. Her blue
trousers shows she is
a widow.
"Circassia, Cad, us
the place for a single
man to go to that is
fond Of the ladies. He
,r.a-.s1 80.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24

wells, sashes, trousers.
Their trousers is what
I am goin' to; tell you
about. II
'.'Only three colors
in trousers is worn,
red, white and blue.
;, "Supposin', in Cir
cassia, you saw a girl
walkin' in front of
you in white trousers.
If you was a single
man, the thing for you
to do then would be
to get ahead Of her
and, lookin back, size
her up. If you liked
her looks, you might
speak to her in a re-
spectful way-ask her
to take a sherbet, for
instance. She. wouldn't
be offended. Why not?
Raoanco waariin, white
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
THE GREAT MANUFACTURING BUSINESS

ttTHERE firms in New York that manufacture CRAFTS
for tramps,'' said policeman Here is the cata
log Of one.'' s
He took from his pocket cataog illustrated with crude
The first few pages devoted to begging cards for
the blind the deaf and dumb the MANNED and The
prose cards hundred the ones ST. They had
stsnge titles: t'The Crppe's Appeal, " 1sPity the Rail-
road Man, = Born Blind. =
One Of the poetcal begging cards began;
Ny name is Marshall Saunders
Pity and aid,
For ] am: blind and always live
In the blacklist shade.
Also, good friends, I have at home
~ "a wife and children nine,
The wife is bedrdden,
4 ISL saa And five Of the children are blind.
another part Of the cataog pewter spoons at 20 cents
dozen listed These spoons it pointed out
all labeled sterling There we're spectaces with gold
rims marked twenty-five carat, S said the cataogthat
could be bought for So Dozen The spectacle graft
uar among tramps. tramp stops at farmhouse and
shows a pair Of spectacles to the farmers wife.
IT just found these = he says They re
You have them for dollar The solid gold frame alone
/, is worth more.
Rings, marked twenty-five carat, to be bought as
low l0cents apiece Various kinds Of medicines put up
ii small hatbore the inscription price
sale for cents apiece.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
DUBOIS SAW "a GHOST.

1101o01p 0xAW a U11SSo1
United States senate ghosts up of the past
- to At the Smoot hearing, Ex-Governor Mcconnell of
ldabo known locally Shirt TAIL = the stand de-
Tending the Mormons .3s ..6
have here he said, "a newspaper article which tells
Of the Mormons, will read it. It comedies with my
views -, ..r< e4s. es ..s. ~ ass.s@7s.
He then read statement which told Of the of the
Mormons ..st.. *.4s .7@.
From what do you readq" asked Senator Dubois Of
Idaho the leader Of the anti Mormon crusade.
"Iread,' said Mcconnell looking at Dubois with grin
that maddening from interview given in $685. with
the Hon. Fred T. Dubois, senator from Idaho''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
What Women Want to K1tOw.
a GOOD SOAP.-How you tell if a soap is good 70
~ skin without chemical analysis It's nritu

a GOOD SOAP.-How you tell if soap is good for
your skin without chemical analysis as to It's purity9
Ignorance 4s7s =z.#. 81.
One cannot always judge the quality Of soap by The price
One may pay for scent color instead Of quality Plain
CASTLE soap the only kind you may be YOU
try discover for yourself whether soap good
ing harsh and singing do not it second time
skins much delicate than others and require more
delicate soap and less Of it. good soap scrub twice week
quite enough for the face Of the most cean Even then
should not go to bed without applying cold
ward.
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW.
BOILEDr STARgH--WiH you please tell me how to make
boiled starch for fine laundry work SO that it will not
stick7=Mrg.s G. IS s-S=H-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
A String Of Good Stories:
A SCOTCHMAN'S PRAYER.
cannot tell how tho truth maybe;
I say the tale as twas said to mo-"

sCoTCHMAN, being influenced by the advertising Of
cheap land in Canada, made up his mind leave the
land of the benny brer bush and oatmeal with his family
and settle in Canada. He happened to get into Irish
eghborhood The Irish being rather istasteful to him.
especially about the 18th Of March, he thought incumbent
him to call for special dspensation providence
So after reading his Bible for the family he kne down to
pray. His prayer ran thus:
'Oh Lord approach thee this NIGHT in the attitude Q,
prayer and likewise o. complaint When to Canada
oh Lord expected to find the Ian flowing wi milk and
honey, but instead o. that Oh Lord we fon "a place peo
Piled WI ungody Irish. Scor :'em OUT Oh Lord drag em
er the moth of the bottomless pit you medina let them
drop in Rather send them into the backwoods Canada
make them hewers O. wood and drawers water and Won
have special favor to grant, Oh Lord, any Ian to
81 away g it to your peculiar people, the Scotch and
thy alone which is worthy shall have all the praise
Amen" "
FRANK NYEs LAOHRYMosE WITNESS
INTERESTING study in welltrained witnesses is
a furnished by incident told by Frank NJ Nye Of Min
neapois. s&*
Mr.. Nye and Robert L. Penney were defending an old
country accused Of murder The defendants wife was
interesting and observant witness question of law
raised by the defense The jury and MI
Nye addressed himself with all the fervor and
eloquence Of which he is master.
E'While arguing says Mr. Nye IT noticed my
clients wife begin to weep She shed copious tears and
kept up until after had finished and nv motion had been
denied' *.:
Upon adjournment inquired Of my colleague as to the
cause OF the woman grit Mr. Penney my establishments
replied Oh, it just little misunderstanding The
woman thought that was your closing argument
And the best Of it all that she had plenty Of tears
left when finally made my closing to the jury"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
THE TARIFF ON SHINGLES.

ENATOR FRYE, president pro TEN of the senate was
~ confined to his with attack of Shingles
s1Dear Frye wrote his colleague, Senator Hale in
nurng after his health IT hope you are better By the
referring to the question Of tariff revision what your
attitude toward shingles ~ $50. ##sszs 81
Dear Hale" Mr. Frye wrote in reply. II am getting
better As to attitude toward shingles am favor
free trade enemies high protective wall for my
friends
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
along in red trousers, the most
4!
-
IRnnK
II I,nn
q 4,

she'd be single girl. White is only by the
unmarried in Circassa. s.-. go, ..@#. *@
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24

can't make mistakes there, whereas here, jmny!"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
BIRDS OF PASSAGE.
They are fitting, they are flying
To some warmer southern cline;
They are leaving Minnesota
In the good old winter time.
C1rcnsan1t Glrl's Trousers.

YER been to Circassia9 ~ said the
sailor.
''No. Of course not,' the drug
gist answered.
"Then I'll tell you about the trous-
ers Of the Circassian girls. Gimme"
said the temperate sailor, "a mock
cocktail. I'll tell you about them
trousers while you re mixin' up the
drink. It i.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
Stories Of the Statesmen.
Told BY q Washington Rac0nte,sr.
COURAGE ooZEs OUT.

ttrTHERE seem to be a lot Of
men in the house, = said
Judge Clayton Of Alabama to
Representative Gro nor,
who strongly oppose tariff
revision. . q.
There are, said Grosvenor,
"a whole lot Of them, when
they are in the house Of repre-
sentatives. But they seem to
lose their standpatness when
they get to the White House. u
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24
HON. &. M. HITCHCOCK, OMAHA

= ~ 111oHooon' o"AA curious to know where he had
been, and finally Of the clerks asked him he had
had good time 1870. E ~ -. ~.
!" Fine said the carrier. =. -. = 49,: ...--.~.
What did you doq persisted the clerk. +.
:" oh said the carrier, Il spent my time walking
around my beat. = i. - x-".ss.. -.
APPROPRIATE coLoRs FOR HOUSE or CONGRESS-
\A7HY do they have yellow for the senate side of
w the capitol and green for the house sideq''
asked constituent Of Representative Bowers of Mississippi
INo particular reason, guess, answered Mr. Bowers
Except that the senates got yellow streak and not
green as the house - ~. . .. ot. - . g,5
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24

"In Crcassia, Cad, the girls all beautiful They have
straight noses clear eyes, white teeth and heavy hair They
slim, and they bright clothesred Shoes fown
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-24

Trixie five years ago when she was three
years old. She had already been taught
tricks ordinary with performing horses.
Iigent, and possessed reasoning powers.
Training animals had always been a
passion with me and / determined to
develop her. This last accomplishment,
that of understanding and playing
music, [ maintain is the most wonderful
feat ever performed by horse.
A fine Roman pavement of mosaic
work has been unearthed at Reggie df
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-08-26
Deadly robson Discovered.

\ poison so subtle in its workings that
the inventor dare not put it on the mar
ket less widespread death might be the
result is in the hands of l.. ID. Cooley of
Kalamazoo, Mich, Although he claims
that it is powerful enough to rid house
of all vermin by a single application. Mr..
Cooley fears that the user might perish
m applying the poison. Mr.. Cooley will
not even tell whether his poison is pow
der, liquid or gas. Recent experiments,
attested to by reputable business men,
show its efficiency. \ restaurant was
cleared of flies in three hours In pre-
pairing the death-dealing matter Mr..
Cooley was assisted by the experiment.
ing chemists of the University of Mich.
igan. -Four chemicals were used. each
harmless in itself. II will not put il
on sale" said Mr.. Cooley. for it might
become the universal murder agency. 1t
leaves no trace of its use. simply a dead
body. Such thing is too dangerous
to permit of general handling"