The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-01-26
7HISTLES

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that ihfr make il cot Of.
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b. "a ett' 'gsit Browte-- VIII, be loos,
qsits pfo'pgrout Thst set Ct bis 10 qsiis
Rev. Tawne-- Yt', thsls shy ! cay b.
m0E b 70 asht
-shs ios bad leyey time 1t The
hAfqses ls,t isai, didsl youf he How
DO yos k1os' sAs--B etsss you look "a
pcriop,lg tsiul lbis morBin.
Year mo her 10 lax rtytr phys ,ou 4
long yl,li. isd obc man TO sBoiher. Bow
10 that. Hss cid enes bul got my mott er
70 come 90 yltil At the same time.
"A msbs vote /, TOO precious TO be
sold, ssla The patriot. rsrhspt, answered
senA.oi Sorghum. althsugh q number Of
people nv aeqaslnlares regard Il as too
Yslust Z 10 be given away.
lfeu.i bsa ,sV,d up a thousand do!-
lars writ 4, pirehIrg my,tli without
pineh.e. urseB. without pinching my
.ui. Then hos did you know rou were
hRske.
II assure yeu I'm always willing to tc-
srlwlcdge my faults when | see them.
I ais all fight, hu, III bet you never
AZ znowltdge them when your neIshbors
ssts them,
1T u.ad TO plfs,e me, said oden, TO
have the barber SAX me II wanted = shave
when wAss youDgster. Yes. Yes, and
row he scmstlmes nstters me by asking II
want hair cut.
Blirens seem, very proud Of the fact
that be has q bark sccount. Yes, II as
developed him Into fiuspcier OF the con-
tlruous type. How 1. thAtf He che cks
bis money out last for the pleasure Of Iut-
tlng Il back again.
Farmer Cornlsssel-le don't mean TO
tell me we've stopped smosin' Farmer
Long Jaw Yep threw away m pipe this
norma. Been smokla' nigh on TO fiity-
seven years an was sfrsii n didn't quit
pretty soon ia glt the habit.
II believe, said the msn with the for-
Bile chin, that whatever Ia is light. Yes,
responded the bartender, even this swear
log OF business ain't 40 bad. II gives ne
a few hours time In which 20 take IN inyen-
tory Of my stock.
stranger Y GU are the only gentleman
In the room. Gaest--ln what way, sir
Strange ,rIpped In the dance and
went sprawling on the hjor, tearing ny
fair partners dress, you were the only one
Ia the room who did not laugh. Guest
The lady Ia NY wife, ard ! paid for T. q
dress.
Does the bsby talk yet asked friend
Of the family. No, replied the baby. dlI
gusted little brother the baby doesh't ne,
10 talk, Doesn't need 10 tslki No. All
The baby has to do Is to yell, and 1t g,ts
there Is 10 the house that's worth |
having.
Please, cir, pleaded tho beggar, I'd
Ike to get a tgasre meal, l. Heie,
poor fellow, said klosemsn, hers a penn y !
Tor you. on, thsnk, you sir; but, part on |
n, you hsven't got dyspepsia tablet
you, nave you | slwsys suffer WHEN
,yereat.
This payroll Il too big, exclaimed Il 9
tie mansger Of the "Hamlct" company,
AMI we get along with less people, You
eight give up the ghost, suggested ont Of
he gtavediggers. AID the msnsg.
: rorgly thinking the susgeslion r,feutd
p timbelf, discharged tbs humorsi irstsn.
r.
We'll, little boy, ssii the kind-hesrlt d
/ niist. does the tooth hurt yosY dot
COS whether il's the tooth or whether its
at me. sloantd the boy. But I'm blamed
are ths.if you'il sepsrstc US the psinll o
way. sIiil he hnwltd Justify when tie
enlist effected the separation.
-liassins-By the way, Who was he
q nan IS, your weddInsk WlllowbJ
40 psrson seemed to BE- feeling the bes'
iou .er, Il was all pref. for him and 10
lax whatever.
do you favor the Idea Of a whipping
oct for wife bcatefs' No, cub, ,answered
frs Euphemls Cooler. While | kin hsn1e
nop stick ora n,t iron, III ten to dat
ID mysel's. Den IN know is's done right
ron-Do you tbluk your cousin Julia
'oula mAry ms II | asked herr Jaet
Veil, ! have always considered bera itn.
Die sort Of cir i,ili, che might.
Church II had 10 walk lhe' floor all
ight with the baby, Can ytu think Of
anything worse than thai G1thau- Yu:l
ou might have married GU, Ia Greenland,
here the nights are sir IN Dnihs long.
--Ali ! need, remarked tie college youth (
iho wks takipg an examination, isa little
me 10 collect my thoughts. From var.
us pockets spd other places of toaeeal-
ieng be drew rumbcr Of crib,. He
anei. y
Yes, she ssld, ! Always Try TO give
stful thlpas oh ChiisimM .llngs that II