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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

Says The Danes Chronicle: "a
young man in a neighboring town
promised to give 50 to the church
just as soon as he sold calf. Last
Sunday he went into church just
as the choir was singing: The Half
Has Never Yet Been Told He
thought they were saying: The calf
has never yet been sold, and started
to fight. .>AG
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

Her Friend-Yes. my ancestors
moved in the best colonial circles.
they were tories, you know.
The Colonial Dame-Yes? Then, l
dare say, my ancestors helped to
keep them mOving.-Puck.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

DR.. Fannie Waite, Eyesight Spe-
cialist, has opened permanent Offices
in the Miller block. She invites all
who have eye troubles to call, es-
pscially those who have had
trouble in getting glasses to suit
heretofore. 1-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05
For Mich Cows.

The great milk producer. Gluten
Shorts. Try it. Coffin Bros. 17-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

THE most unsatisfactory thing to
hold" remarks the Nebraska State
Journal, sis a grudge." Ever try
holding a creased pig?
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05
More Likely Caution.

"Mr. Meekton says he never spoke
harsh word to his wife"
YES answered Miss Cayenne,
but I'm not sure whether that is due
to kindness or caution. "-Washing-
ton Star.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

Finest in the City-Jackson's
tonsorial parlors, Yakima avenue.
Shaving, hair cutting, shampooing
and baths. Special attention given
to children's hair cutting. 6-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

H. w. Hoffman, resident piano
tuner. Pianos tuned satisfactorily
or money refunded. Repairing a
speciality. $50 So. Seventh street;
phone 654. 43-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

Turkestan Alfalfa grows without
irrigation. For sale by Coffin Bros.
14-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

When you want to write letter
drop into my Office and use my stuff.
e. G. Peck. 25-tf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05
North Yakima, Wash, Ju

North Yakima, WASH, July 1.
Following letters remain uncalled
Tor in the postoffice in North Yaki-
ma. One cent Is due on each.
In ealing for these please say
they have been advertised.
Askin, Grover.
Bromley, Emma
Baker. J. A.
Carter, Charles c.
Chapman, H.
Clark, Raugh
Cobb, Mrs. M. F.
Conner, H. A.
Campbell, Miss Merriam
Ebbers, Christian.
Forman, Joseph
Fairs, S. F.
Canes, Mrs. John
Green, J. vs.
Garrison, M. w.
Hansen, Herman o.
Hays, Mrs. j. c.
Irby. J.
Jones, Jack
Jones. Herbert
johnson, ]. L.
Knapp. A. D.
hecley, JdHleS
Lewis, Elliott
Mckee. Mrs. Jos.
Mannett. H. ].
Nelson, Robert
Osborn, Mrs. Nancy
Orsbon. Mrs. w. o.
Olson, Thomas
Parker, Jefferson
Perkins, w. r.
Peltier. Faubin
Roberts. Nina
Robinson, Virgil
Rolph, Miss Jessie
Ross, r. J.
Snyder, C. A.-2
Syler. E. l..
Sutton, A.
Sartor, j. w.
Sanbourn. Mrs. H. La
Scott. James N.
Stockton, Mrs. Ollie
ThurstOn. R. c.
Tower, Roy
Weight, Lee
w. L. LEMON, P. NJ.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

that does not send home your shirts all
torn, spotted with iron rust and blued
too much? It's right here in this town
sns Is or s sCnps the wS ss
work. BY our improved methods the
life OF your linen is prolonged many
months. Don't be afraid to send your
pretty colored shirts and shirt waists to
US. It's our speciality and we send
them home bright as new and beauti.
fully finished. We guarantee to please
you. Low rates for the family wash.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05
Advertised Glitter List.

ADVERTISED Glitter List.
Yakima, WASH, June 80, 1905.
Berlin, Mr.. Claud
Bollinger, Bent c.
Britain, Mr.. Earl
Case, Mr.. B. w.
Church, w. A.
Hill, Mr.. and Mrs. l. c.
Hill Miss Susie
Hudson, Mr.. l..
Miller, Miss Allie
Miller, Mrs. Frank.
Navarro, Mr.. Chas.
Smith, MIR. Spencer
C. H. TAYLOR, P. M.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-07-05

HUT He Had a Good Time.
A pistol toy
Gave much Joy
To a small boy
Bang!
He'll no more fire,
He's gone up higher,
And the choir
Sang.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-31

The three requisites of facial beauty are rounded
Ion and she Is a wise woman. blessed with these
favors who will strive by every means to pre-
serve or, II lost restore them.
Dr. Charles Flesh Food. the greatest OF beaud-
fers today Is the result of years OF study and ex
perence by DR.. Charles. physician OF high stand
Ing in his profession, and his preparation Is the
only one In the world recognized and Endorsed by
the medical fraternity. II is positively the only
preparation known to science which without the
use OF medicine and tonics Will round out the
followed thin cheek scrawny neck with firm
healthy flesh For removing wrinkles from the
face neck and hands 1t acts like magic-one ap-
plication often showing decided improvement
especially when the furrow Is deep
For developing the bust or to make the breast
firm largo and beautiful. nothing can equal IT.
To prevent the breast from shrinking, mothars
should always use DIR. Charles Flesh Food after
weaving baby. 1t will also restore bosom TO
It's natural contour and beauty lost through this
cause.
We earnestly ladies to avoid substitutes
OF DIR. Charles Flesh Food. See that the name
and portrait Of Dr. Charles Is on the box before
purchasing We also ladies not to use any
other cream on the face. DIR. Charles Flesh
Food is guaranteed not TO promote the growth OF
hair.
on sale at O'DONNELL'S DRUG STORE, 9oi F
ct NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-31
JACOB TOME INSTITUTE.
Closing Exercises at the Maryland
School Arranged.

The commencement week program of the
Jacob Tome Institute, Port Deposit, Nd. as
announced by the faculty thereof, contains
a number of events of more than ordinary
interest The commencement exercises
proner will not be held until June u and
IL, but the seven days preceding Will be
filled with athletic events of an interclass
character which attracts considerable at
tention through the prominent part the IN
stitute has taken in interscholastic athletics
this season. Next Monday the events Will
be started with the beginning OF the annual
tennis tournament and the interclass base
ball games. These games will occupy the
time Of the students Monday, Tuesday.
Wednesday and Thursday. On Friday the
annual interclasS handicap meeting will be
will be devoted to aquatic sports. and in
the afternoon the base ball finals will be
played between the two teams which DEM
onstrate their superiority during the first
four days of the week.
Sunday Rev. J. G. Butler, DID,. of this
city will preach the baccalaureate sermon.
and on Monday the commencement exer-
cises proper will begin. The program for
the day calls for the annual convocation at
10 o'clock in the morning. Class day exer-
cises for the boys school will be held at 1
O'Clock in the afternoon, and in the evening
at 7:30 o'clock the girls class day exercises
will be held. At $50 in the evening the
girls choral society will give concert, and
later a reception win be held at the direc-
tors residence. The campus and buildings
will be brilliantly Illuminated during the
evening. On Thursday morning at 10
o'clock the annual commencement exercises
will be held. The address to the pupils will
be made by Mr.. Robert Henry Smith of the
bar of Baltimore.
In the evening the institute orchestra will
give the concert. and at O'Clock the
weeks program will be concluded with the
annual promenade.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-31
w. b. MOSES & SONS, EST, Cor. nth:


a legal subject assigned yearly by the lacs
ulty were awarded to Guy Il. Kelly OF
South Dakota, c. II. Shaffer or Maryianu
and Paul NJ Clark of Colorado.
The Davis S. Hendrick prize IN insurance
law announced by Professor Clephane, was
awarded to L. Russell Alden OF the second
year class.
Professor Church announced that the
Ellsworth prize for the best general excel
lence in the study of patent law, as deter
mined by class work and examinations was
awarded to Joseph c. Stack of the District
of Columbia For this prize Benjamin IT.
wing OF Oregon received honoraple meh-
ton.
Medals for Debaters-
To the men who had represented the
George Washington University in intercol-
leRiate debates the college gave medals
last evening The team which DEBATED
against the University of Virginia was
composed of C. A. Badger. w. II. Wood
well and G. A. Malcom. The team when
met the team from Georgetown UnlVer-
sity was composed of r. B. Pharr. Leone
Bone and Samuel Edelstein.
Owing to the failure or the jury TO agree
the prize in the department of jurispru-
dence and diplomacy could not be an,
nounced last night but will be announced
publicly later.
The greatest prize of the department.
which carries with 1t the title of honor
man of the class, was the last announced
There was almost breathless silence as the
words of Prof. w. r. Vance were pro-
nounced. The prize is awarded to the man
making the highest average in series OF
about sixty examinations In law, extending
over the entire course of three years. Great
applause greeted the announcement tnat
the award went to ]. w. Beller. Three men
were given honorable mention in the FOL
lowing order: P. NJ. Clark. j. l.. Baldwin
and E. Q. Moses.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-31
woman,s Auxiliary Meeting.

The woman's auxiliary to the trustees Of
the Stoddard Baptist Home has arranged to
hold convention. lasting for two days. at
the Zion Baptist Church. F street between
Sd and AZ streets southwest, beginning to-
morrow morning at 10 O'Clock. There VIII
be three sessions daily. The program In
ciudes q number of interesting addresses.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-05-31

resided. the estate of that jurist, the bulk
OF which was left to Winchester, has
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
Just Turkey.

The turkey being native Of Amer
lea, was not known in the old world
prior to 1865, when the Mexican spe-
cies-the only domestic variety-was
imported. Once arrived in Persia the
scholars began analyzing the dialect
and soon declared it to be very good
imitation of the Persian language,
crude, it is true, but still Persian in
character. These scholars were, ey-
en- so early, in advance of Prof. Gar
ner, of African fame, who declared
the monkey tribe to have a language
of it's very own. The Persians rec
ognized a new dialect of the Persian
and, without further delay. accepted
the wing creatures as branch of
their family tree.-Elizabeth Grinnell,
In Sunset Magazine.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
A Wonderful Cannon.

Tie inventor of the new American
gun is man named ]. Hamilton
Brown, though the work of construct
ing this particular six-inch experiment
tai piece is in charge of Col John M.
ingalls,, retired United States army, an
artillerist of high standing and reputa-
ton. Despite the incredulity of con-
temporary gun-builders, Col. ingalls,
and the officers with him assert that
this six-inch gun will throw 80 miles
projectile weighing 100 pounds,
which will pierce six-inch steel tar
get. A 10-inch gun of this construc-
ton, with powder-chamber of 1929
cubic inches and using $50 pounds Of
smokeless powder, would hurl a 600
pound projectile distance of SO miles.
Increasing this ratio, a 16-inch gun
would have an extreme range of more
than 100 miles, and equipped with such
coast-defense rifles, England and
France could shell each other across
the channel.-New Fighting Machines,
Everybody's Magazine.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
Fishing by Telephone.

A Norwegian has invented queer
way of finding out where the fish are.
A microphone, which is an instrument
that will catch and transmit the least
little bit sound, is lowered into the
water from a fishing smack, and wire
from it leads to a telephone aboard
the boat. Now, as the herring, cod
fish and mackerel schools number
thousands and tens of thousands Of
fish, their passage through the water
naturally causes rushing sound,
which can be heard by the fishermen
at the telephone, and thus they are
enabled to lower their nets at the
time and in the right place.-New
York Evening World.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
Burnt Onion Redinqote.

A triumph in the way of elaborate
tailoring is in the shape of a cloth
redingote.
1t is nearly full length.
In color it is the pretty burnt onion.
Most interesting of all is the way
the fullness is plated in from the hips
up. There are Is plaits, stitched
down to look like tucxs. ION each half
of this garment. Extending from the
shoulder to well over the hips these
plaits are made to take in extra full
ness until the garment fits with ex-
quisite perfection. The fullness at
the tops of the sleeves is tucked in to
a depth of three inches. and the full
ness is again tucked in at the waist,
the ends falling in ripping effect. The
narrow revers are tucked bias. while
the narrow vests are beautifully EN-.
broidered in the Persian colors.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03

ffy-three
industrial enterprise four dollars the United States hundred
of
as she
choolroom
1900 people there is but single physician.
a
in
for her railroads and half times which
in it,
crisis evil
dull BRITISH its praft often degraded
its
a grotesq weaklng-Wold's
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
Riqht to the Claim.

The enthusiastic lover is going over
in detail the Incompatible points of
his lady love.
. "She is perfect; she is divine. She
is the most wonderful woman imagin-
able" he exclaims. She is one in a
thousand aye, ten thousand"
Come, comet we reply; you must
not be too extravagant. You know
such claims
But" he interrupts, smiling a
smile of superiority and raising his
voice in triumph, you have not heard
all. She gets off a street car the
right way!" And we have nothing
more to say against his claims.-Judge
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03

I'VE will be friends" was her re-
ply by dropping her handkerchief.
She led him on pitilessly and cruel
ly, because of those words: He laughs
at you," until he again signifed his
love.
She drew hers through her hand
scornfully, which means
II hate you"
He was surprised, but thought it
only a joke, and continued:
YOU are cruel"
81 am sorry" was the reply.
Again:
wait for me-"
81 am engaged" she replied, by wind
ing her handkerchief around her fore
finger, and Il hate you, again." then,
deliberately putting it in her pocket,
left the room.
Her handkerchief Irritation had fair
ly commenced and ended
She went up to her room, thinking,
HE shall never laugh at me again"
He did not come for weeks. Madam
Clarence sent for him at last, and the
two SO curiously estranged met again.
They bowed as the most distant of
ces-coldly, proudly serene
ly, as though nothing had ever passed
between them, and it was SO for weeks
after, Mr.. Stanley coming because he
could not help it, and Miss Dean meet
ing him because she couldn't avoid it,
and Madam Clarence watching both
and thinking how little they had to
fear from Lucy now They met often
at concerts, parties and social gather
ings, looking at each other with en-
dress one or the other with other than
the merest commonplace. Thus an
other year passed, and Lucy Dean,
knowing that she could never love an
other man as she loved Vane Stanley.
prepared to give him up; because he
acquaintance, it was more eXasperat-
ing than GOODNESS could have been.
Rumor said, too, that Laura Clarence
would soon be his wife. Indeed, she
seemed to be his choice. for he was
with her continually at various places
of amusement, and Lucy's heart sank
with kind of dread when she thought
how soon the hour would come that
would make it sinful for her to think
of him as other than friend.
She went down to the parlor that
night, and thinking herself alone and
unseen, began mechanically using her
handkerchief in various signs. She
was not alone, however, for Laura and
Lily came in Immediately, followed
by Mr. Stanley and several other
friends, who soon went out upon the
croquet lawn, bearing Lucy with
them. The game was at it's height,
Miss Dean, almost unconsciously,
dropped her handkerchief Mr.. Stan
ley picked it up and handed it to her,
whispering:
''Will you be nothing but friend?"
She did not reply but watching him
furtively saw his sign of Il love you"
again. This time she did not throw
him off adroitly, but answered with
the same, turning to carnation red as
she did so. Two minutes later he was
by her side again, upon pretense of
sending her ball through an arch, but |
really to say:
Tell me the truth, once and forever,
Lucy; do you love me or hate me?"
Il do not hate you"
Then you love me, and you will be
my wife,"
Eyes"
The game was up; the handkerchief
Irritation ended, and two hearts were
made happy at last, much to the dis
gust of Madam Clarence and her
daughters.-New York Weekly.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
CAPE OF GOOD HOPE.

Cabo Tormentoeo the sailors called II arst
ANA stormy Cape all mariners shall and
IL evermore
The passion OF the hurricane an t+s iron
rocks Is nursed
Veering winds OF huge desire that thwart
the plunglng bark,
Pale, witchfres gisten on the wave and
beacon from the shore.
And shlpwrecked voices bid beware of
gramarye accurst
cape Of Good Hope We seek 1t far across
the waters dark
But Cabo Tormentoso the sailors named 1t
hrst
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03

Ry this wild cape the mariners go TO their
splcerie
Wcather-wasted mariners with dreaming,
dreaming eyes.
Behind them toss the sullen leagues or mon
ster-haunted sea
Before them, oh before them lift the
breathing groves Of mace,
Nard and Glove and cinnamon, where ira
GRANGE never dies,
Where amber balsam drips from the flame
shaped incense tree.
Cape of Good Hope Year In, year out,
the reckless sailor race
Throw scorn upon your tempests for
watt of spicerie.
-Kctharine Lee Bates In The Century.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03

Two men were charged with steal
ing slippers from a. church at Clon-
tara, Ireland, and tee slippers were
found on the premises. Later it was
discovered that sacrilegious dog had
stolen the slippers
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03

Thery, of French team, won inter-
national automobile race. starting
from Saalpurg, Prussia. for Bennett
cup; Jenat2y, German title holder
second.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03

point
nober enters into
anybodys English
minded like olowng
washed oungers and novelreadng
panhopc citizen
his
awake
the pubgames for kindergarten babies Libraries
all buoc
ee-Life
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
Cause of Trouble Removed.

She-You married me for my money.
He-Well, don't grieve over it now.
It's all gone! Answers.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03

FIN Empire of Graft in High Places Burst
ing Of the Bubble of its Terrible Greatness.
BY John Foster Carr.

REAT fear Russia has hung the world for than
quarter of century, but today after nine months with
Japan its dreaded power has become almost aughngtoc
Russia has great size Joined with great of
the of its lethargy incurabe Others
backward civilization. The roads military
The postoce handles piece of mail for fifteen pass
through For two miles of telegraph
sia have ve and for each mile of telephone
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1905-02-03
ElGes>spv>~A~-~o e-~s~~~~t~ssSE
T Anything to {
Al71use the Public .
! If Free Books. LJhy Not Free Tea and Coffee y
G3GSSs%~rr~~e~~ao BY agnes ReppLer. s~sS~A%~sG9S3
If Free Books. Uhy Not Free Tea and
BY HgneS ReppHer.

HE booksellers of London have been utteng some business
like heresies anent free Libraries Sober Engshmen de-
void enthusiasm asking themselves and their neigh
bors whether library is unqualified blessing or
unmgated nuisance In view of the fact that eighteen
hundred ffty-nne novels published in England
last they might be pardoned for doubling the aoVsa
bility of learning to read
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-08-31
Followed the Fashions.

The little daughter of a fashionable
mother is accustomed to hear great
deal about the things that have ''come
in" or "gone OUT Of style. After a
visit to Sunday school she attempted to
repeat to her younger brother some of
the miracles performed by our Lord.
He was a most attentive listener, and
when she had finished said:
''Do you believe that, sister,"
"Why, Of course I believe. it, Jacky.
It is true
81 didn't know things could really
happen like that"
ooh, they don't now" she replied in
a superior tone. "All that sort Of thing
was years ago and has gone entirely
out of style"
Upon one occasion she had visited
several stores with her mother during
the autumn millinery openings. AS
they were returning home they passed
a market, with it's wares displayed in
the window
ooh, mammal she cried, s'look,
quick! Turkeys are coming in style
again. TIE windows are full Of them"
New York Times
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-08-31
Lewis and Clark Exposition.

For the Lewis and Clark expooi-
tion at Portland, Ore, the Omaha
will sell tickets daily until Septem-
Der Both, good returning 80 days from
date of sale at the rate OF $47 90 for
the round trip. These tickets per
nit passengers to stops at any point
or points at or west ofSt. Paul with
in final limit of ticket either on the
outward trip or returning. We will
sell tickets via any line from ST.
Paul and with the privilege of re
turning via a different line if so
desired. We also sell tickets at
same rate via Omaha and the Union
Pacific with privilege of returning
via same route Or via any OF the
Northern lines,
IF you are thinking Of making this
trip you should not fail to give US a
call before deciding to go via any
other line.
Be sure and get your tickets via
the Omaha
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1905-08-31
One of His Liabilities.

During a recent financial panic GER
tain city magnate, like many others,
found one night that his real estate
was unstable, his firm bankrupt and
his money locked up in a suspended
bank. In deepest dependency he walk
ed slowly home and greeted the com
panion of his joys and sorrows.
Mary" he said, I'm ruined. Sos
the bank Sos the firm I've lost my
money and my house and everything
everything"
mo, no. john cried the loving wife
IS she cast herself upon his breast,
mot everything. You haven't lost me-
That's 50, Mary replied the unfeel-
ing brute; that's SO. never supposed
that any of the liabilities would disap
r."-London Times.