The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-03-23
THISTLES

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,nelGiu he thread mst. l,urpose you
baiil zee iar yoursci
oh. y,f, Igaye my husband o,or
CO. 90 BE titsoAY. Bat thought be
diInt iiFe motor cars. He dossn't. But
DO
Vas Bllbd ~ho hAs brought up sgsinst
itesIsa tree t9r the ieulh time -I.o.ht
T. shl q an urpcatrablc forest.
Do Seu-s yer tell a3,' ns,d the
laey who bid advertised for msd. Not
I Dyleli, am. aoss,rtd the applicant,
q far toe mhsus.
VS. ou wAichmsb well recommend.
ee' o., not directly. I USED TO zee him
III ehuu and as be stayed awake all
tbr ugh the ,trmon ! CONCLUDED be was
lust he msn ! wanted.
-sut Eiitof-- Here. an account OF a
II sset gcr-boy falling asleep 10 his tricks
sud heiu. run oyer by an automobile. How
lbsll ! head ~ Eiitor-Bstte call II a
iIoftible kidnapping Case
ljfkiaf- Ny dear, elsh you wouldn't
,irg bat cong shout "FslIiug Dew" Mrs.
jofkns- Why not Jorklns-It remind,
me too much Of The hersi rent.
Whist DO you think OF your congress-.
mat We don't think Of bin, answered
fArmtr Corntostel. What we sent him
away 'rom here for was to get him Of or
handi
Don't bcso lazy. There's plenty Of
room At the top and you're clever enough
TO get here. But, replied the lazy genius,
thiuk how clever I. is OF me to lind place
~ The bottom where there isn't 90 mu, b
room
When the stag manager told the heavy
msn be WAS TO play certain part the actor
sali have never seen the play. Doyou
think | shall please the suiiepcef Sure
said The mansger, You die 10 ths frat
ses
rbey were lingering In the hall. Ju,t
one llm, darling, he pleaded, then I'll so.
For goodness take, give It TO him, Marde,
exclaimed htaTse voice from the head Of
the airs, OF he'll stay to breskfa,t.
ola Mr.. Bachelor thinks be has prov.
ID lha, there ia no such thing as a go,d
hus band. llos's thaty He says that II
ms : got sense enough 10 he a good hus.
hald be hs. too much sense to get mar
ritd
MIA. do you tbitk OF Mr.. Bragg, any
WAY exclaimed Tees. whsls the msttr 7
kgd Jess, He told me he couli many |
suy girl he pleased. That's abou. correct,
f1r de- Z believe there's girl living he |
G nd please.
Why, dear, said the poets wife after
the acceptance OF his titst poem by ma, :
az b., wha, IL the natter You seem 10 |
le ASially downcsst. Yes, be ,adly G.
piled. an, I'm worried shout our chile
Ia, sons Of great men seem to have such
~ chance TO turn out vel, you know.
Ilis slster-t iorge, the word .'ha,er-
t defcfbts the feeling q msn has or
N, have for his fellow men, doe,L't
George--iss. HE Siaef-well, wi
y, .he tlmiisr word ths, denotes the feelin,
e oman hss for her fellow woman George
r fhtre lsn'a any so far A. know; sup
! the dictionary makers thought there
wss - use for such word.
-TyseheI-No I'll hear what you have
q say. rommie. Tommle--we | was
goin' along the hall ard spit You mus
not say spit, Tommie. Well, ltpit-- No
pou must not cay spst, either, Wei, then,
sput on the floor, ma'sm
An orioid professor, distinguished for
scholarly habits Of the most pronounced
description, remarked TO his companion al
table tbsl be hsd accepted the Invitation Of
a wcll-knosn peer for a week shooting in
scotland. WHY, Professor Blank, eIclaim.
cd bis companion, didn't know you were
a gun lm not, my dear, sAid the profes.
act. In knife and fork.
Bobby's father bad gwen him a ten.
cent piece and = qusrtsr 81 a dollar, tellirs
him be miahi put one or the other on tb.
con,rieu,lonplA'e. whish ola you give
Bobby his fsiher s,ked, wten the DO,
came hone from church. Well, father, ]
III esht al Ora, ought to put 10 the guar.
lef taid Bohbf, but ,tep iasl In lime 70
incmbcTed, TIE Lord loyeth = cheerfel
sIyer, and J knew | could give the ten.
rent isce great deal more chcerfully, 80
put thai 10.