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Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-02-15
Public Sale!
Thursday. March 2. 1905.

The undersigned, intending TO discontinue
farming. will sell al her residence. 81 mile
east OF Berrvville ! mile from Marvin
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-02-15
PUBLIC SALE

The farm having been sold where now
hve-situated two miles from Bcrryville on
Winchester and Berryviile turnpike. known
as old Berlin Place will sell there at public
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-02-15
S E E
7 l M

Te experienced fasmcr
has learned that some
grains require far diiIcr-
ent soil than others:
some crops need differ
enthandling than others
He knows that a great
deal depends upon right
planting at the right
time, and that the soil
must be kept enriched.
No use of complaining
in summer about a mis-
take made in the spring.
Decide before the seed
is planted.
de best time to RENE
dy wasting conditions in
the human body is be-
fore the evil is too deep
rooted. At the first evil
dence of loss Of flesh
SCOTS Emulsion
should be taken imme-
diately. There is moth
ing that will ne p air
wasted tis sue more
quickly or replace lost
flesh more abundantly
than SCOTS Emulsion.
1t nourishes and builds
up the body when ordi-
nary foods absolutely
fail.
We 1rEz send yea = Ssr1rle free.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-02-15
Public Sale!
on the Linden Farm.

Owing to a change in my business. will
sell my entire personal property WITHOUT
REsERYE. az public ancti0n
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-02-15
Public Sale!


Having rented my farm, l will sell at
''Woodley," near Briggs Postoffice. 81 miles
south of Rerrvyille Va on
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-02-15

where / now reside, onehalf mile north OF
illMnna and two Inilas eat of d. -
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-02-15
PUBLIC SALE
Friday, March ). 1905.

The undersigned will offer for sale to IN,
highest bidder. on the "Old Joshua Garter
Farm near Vaudeville Va. on
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
Bathing and Health.

A cold bath-we might as we'll get
at the straight Of the thing-is not
really matter Of cleanliness so much
as matter Of getting the skin livened
up and the capillaries and veins next
to the surface full of blood. Ice cold
water or scalding hot water will do
that, but tepid water-no, no.
The skin is almost exactly the same
kind Of an excreting organ as the
lungs The same products seep through
the pores as are carried off in the
breath, and the air purlfies the blood
in the same way. But the greater
part of the skin is smothered up in
clothes day and night. What the cold
water of the bath dissolves is matter
we'll away. And the rubbing dry Is
pretty vigorous exercise if you want
to know. Any rubbing is bound to
push the blood along toward the heart
and help the. circulation, because there
are valves in the veins which prevent
the blood from going in any other di-
rection than toward the heart What
ever loose flakes of outer cutcle are
rubbed Off we needn't worry about
plenty more where they came FROM
The extra food the increa sed appetite
demands will make good that trifing
loss.-Eugene Wood. in Everybody's
Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Rest.
As much sleep as possible should be
obtained in the forepart of the night.
Catarrh of Head.
! Mr.. Frank Cobb, l75 Summit Street,
Deering, Me-, writes:
81 was troubled with catarrh in my
head. | wrote to DR.. Hartman for
advice and he prescribed Peruna.
81 took it and am happy to say it
helped me at once. | feel better than
| have for years"
Bronchial Trouble.
Mr.. J. Ed. O'Brien, Pres. American
Pilot Assn, Pensacola, Fla, writes:
81 heartily give my endorsement to
Peruna as an effective cure for catarrh
and bronchial trouble"
Throat and Lungs.
Frank Battle, Jr., III n. Market St,
Nashville, Tenn, writes:
"Peruna has cured me of chronic
bronchitis.
cit is the grandest discovery oil the
age for throat and lungs"
Pneumonia.
Mr.. "A. =. DanfOrth, st. Joseph,
Mich, writes:
81 contracted a severe cold which
settled on my lungs. l was threatened
with pneumonia.
"Peruna gave me relief within a
couple of days. Three bottles saved me
large doctor bill and great deal OF
suffering"
thousands Of Testimonials.
We have on file thousands OF tes-
timonials like the above. We can
give our readers only slight glimpse
of the vast array of unsolicited endorse
ments DR.. Hartman is constantly re.
ceiving.
Address DR.. S. B. Hartman, Presi-
dent of The Hartman Sanitarium, Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
A PhilanthrOpic Joke.

First halfpenny, then a gold piece,
gave considerable amusement to a
small crowd in the Rue Damon, Paris.
The former coin was placed on the
pavement and lay untouched for an
hour and a half before it was picked
up by an old lady, who carefully
placed 1t in her reticule. despite the
derisive cheers which We're accorded
her by those who We're watching.
An American gentleman then placed
twenty franc piece on The ground,
and as pedestrian after pedestrian
passed without seeing it, they wero
startled by the uproarious laughter
from doors and windows. They
stopped short looked confused and
then hurried away with indignant
glances at the merrymakers.
The louis was at last picked up by
a bent and feeble old man, who hob
bled off with his treasure amid enthu-
siastic cheers.-London Mail.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
HARD RIDING IN NORTHWEST
Halfbreed Who Made 100 Miles In
Ten HOurs.

Halfbreed Who Made 100 Miles In
Ten Hours.
"You people who came here since
the railroads were built have an idea
that we used to have bad time Of
1t in getting about Washington Terri
tory" said the ld-timer the other
day. That's where you are wrong.
Distances were no greater than they
are now. True, we didn't always go
so fast as you do now, but we made
speed that would astOnish you.
Il remember one trip an old friend
of mine made, a big cattle man from
Kittitas County, afterward the owner
of considerable property in Seattle. His
divorced wife was living here, and she
took it into her head to go after him
through the courts for non payment Of
alimony There were number of rea-
sons why he shouldn't pay, but he
didn't care to stay here and argue it
out with the court, so, getting a tip
on what was doing, he decided to go
back to the cattle in Kittitas. About
6 O'Clock one evening, accompanied
to be here with him. he struck out
horseback for Ellensburg. The two
rode all night--it was in midsummer
and at the full of the moon-and the
next morning they ate breakfast In
Ellensburg-10 miles away. And they
didn't think it was much of a ride at
that.
Rides? Why, could talk all day
about rides in those days. One of
the best ever done In the territory,
however, was that by young half
breed during the Nez Perces uprising
his band one of the first things they
did was to cut the military telegraph
between Fort Lapwai up the Clear
water river from Lewiston and Walla
Walla. Fort Lapwal wanted to send
dispatches to Gen. Howard at the post
at Wala Walla, and wanted to send
them bad. At that time nearly all the
Indians on the reservation had half
breed or Mt least one pretty good horse
in his riding string. This particular
young half-breed boy had an extra
good one, and he was selected to carry
the dispatches, being a reliable and
faithful fellow. Well he rode through
to Walla Walla in ten hours. distance
Of 100 miles, and during the ride he
never slowed down from gallon.
That was In midsummer, and if you
ever have been in that Snake river
region at this season of the year you
can imagine that was some riding
Seattle Post Intelligencer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
FLOWERS OF THE OCEAN.
Anemones and Sea Cucumbers that
Grow In Neptune's Garden.


The sea anemone Is one of the com
monest Of Towering animals. 1t is
| found clinging to rocks in sheltered
places along shore in practically every
part Of the world, for it Is not confined
to any special region. 1t grows only
in comparatively shallow water, that
Is, in depths of less than 500 fathoms
although there Is one species that lives
In the open sea, but wherever found
1t is essentially the same In structure
1t Is a tough, leathery tube, spread
out below into base" that fastens
it to rock or other foundation, and ex-
panding above into the flowerike
disk" with the mouth in the center
All around the opening of the mouth
are curling tentacles, not unlike the
petals of modern chrysanthemum
Some varieties are almost or entirely
cOlorless. while in some others the
tentacles are gorgeously tinted. and
rival the flowers in the field; but in
all turks death in certain and hor-
rible form. Watch some little crea ture
De seen to curl inward and wrap the
intruder in their folds as they push it
toward the mouth. The inner sides OF
the tentacles are covered by poison
glands that sting the prey to insensi-
bility or death. and so stop the strug-
giles that might prove disastrous to the
anemone. When the mouth is reached
the captive is pushed into the hollow
interior, and the anemOne shuts up
into reddish-brown ball until Its
meal is digested, when 1t spreads its
fatal beauties for another victim.
| Another great family of Towering
animals is that including the "sea Gu
cumbers," very plentiful in the shallow
waters Of Pearl harbor The animals
have long, fiattened bodies of dark
color that ranges from brown to red
dish-purple and their most active move
ment is a slow creeping along the bot
tom. At one end Is the mouth. sur
rounded by the petal-llke tentacles that
push into 1t the mud and sand on
which the organism lives. The mud
Of the bottom is filled with tiny beings
that really furnish the food, but it APP
pears to subsist on the inorganic mud
itself.
The most curious thing about the
cucumber" is that it takes dodgers In
way. 1t has a large cavity within
it's body that is filled with water and
, into this cavity little fish called the
f1erasfer works its way and then lives
within the helpless host. 1t Is not a
parasite, for it leaves it's lodgings to
seek food, but it merely lodges in the
holothurian for shelter. as the power
Of singing that sea cucumbers possess
to a high degree renders them fairly
safe from molestatiOn. The little lodg-
ers do not seek to do any harm to
their landlord, says the Honolulu Star.
except when several take quarters in
the same one, and then they may in
flict fatal damage by overcrowding
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
New Rival of Mammoth Cave,

to rival the wonders of Mammoth
cave has been found. this time at Lime
Spur, Mont. Its accidental discovery
Is reported from Anaconda. Not many
people know of its existence. The
mouth of the cave Is in jefferson can
yon, about forty-two miles from Butte
on the Northern Pacific railroad. Eight
hundred feet from the mouth of the
cavern the chamber widens ont into
immense halls, In which are said to be
a full quota of stalactite tapestry, col
onnades. arches. festOons ana other es-
yentials of well-equpped cave.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
AFFECTION IN JAPAN.
1t Is Deep and Lasting. but, as Rule
Not OutspOken.

1t Is Deep and Lasting, but, as Rule,
Not OutspOken.
Public demonstration Of affection Is
most repugnant to the good taste OF
the Japanese, and it is the absence Of
this which Is SO generally mistaken
for lack of genuine feeling. | recall
one man who was 50 devoted to his
mother Though | doubt whether he
could ever have been said to have
talked about" herr that when she
died, while he was abroad, his depreS-
sion was so profound that my hus-
band watched him with anxiety lest
he should commit suicide. The stOical
training may render more unsy1npa-
thetic a coarse nature, but repression
to the refined soul brings an exquisite
capacity for pain scarcely conceivable
by those who are free to give utter
ance to every emotion.
Another man said to me, II rarely
speak of my mother, for foreigner
does not understand that Japanese
mother may be just as dear to her son
as his to him and by the Japanese 1t
Is not expected that one should utter
ones deepest feeling That same
son tainted with grief when his moth
er died and when consciousness re-
turned rose to make light of little
dizziness" without reference to Its
cause. TO this day, whenever he goes
from home. he carries with him his
mothers letters, mounted on beauti-
full roll Of ivory and brocade and on
the anniversary of her passing beyond
his mortal ken quietly devotes a por-
ton Of the day to meditation and spe-
cial thought of her. Even to his wife,
despite the closest bond Of love, he
says not, This is the day Of my moth.
er's death. Outlook.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

oeVSre weather.
February is a month of severe storms
and intense cold.
Even in the South where the prevail.
ing temperature is much above wintry
ATTITUDES, February brings sudden
changes of temperature.
Mercury sometimes drops 20 degrees
in single night.
Therefore, the following health hints
are applicable to the whole of North
America:
Ventilation.
The sleeping rooms should be well
ventilated, but SO as to avoid direct
currents of air.
Bathing.
Those in vigorous health should take
cold water towel bath every morning
before breakfast. Those in feeble
health should take brisk dry-towel-
rub every morning.
Diet.
The diet should be a generous one,
including meat, and occas onally fresh
vegetables.
Sunshine.
The nights being long and the days
short, as much sunshine as possible
should be let into the house during the
day.
Clothing.
The head should be kept cool at all
times. The feet should be kept warm
and dry, day and night.
Pe-ru-na.
When unavoidably exposed to cold
or wet, a few doses of Peruna will avert
bad consequences.
Precaution.
When seized with a chill, or even
slight chilliness, dose Of Peruna
should be taken at once.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
Tenement Cooking Glasses.

Teachers of cooking classes in tene
ment house kitchens say that abou,
90 per cent Of their pupils are Ger
mans. and that Swedes and Irish fol
low next. with only now and then
an American. Possibly this may rep
resent about the proper percentage as
to the natlonalities in the tenement
houses; but it is at least significant
that Germans lead. The Germans are
great homemakerS.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
Aye" for "The."

Eye" for the" is not now and never
was a proper form of expression. The
word we as it appears in all old
books and legal documents. should al
ways be pronounced as the" the "y'
being only corruption Of the thorn
letter, symbol which stood in place
of 9TH" and which was formerly used
by printers when difficulties were ex-
perienced in Spacing out"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
HoW's 1hie7

We ofYer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward fol
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh cure.
+. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Props, Toledo, o
We, tho undersigned. have known f. j
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
lions and financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations m ade by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o
WALDING, kINNAN MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gsts, Toledo. o.
Halls Ca arrh Cure Is taken internally act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle
Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
AAAL !.!s4ral

Holly Springs, Miss, March "a, 1905.
While building railroads in Tennessee
sonie twelve years ago number of hands
contracted fever and various forms of
blood and skin diseases. Icarried S. S. S.
in my com,nissary and gave it to my hands
with most gratifying results. can recon-
mend S. s. S. as the finest preparation for
Malaria, cliills and fever, as we'll as all
blood and skin diseases. w. I. MCGOWAN.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

what is a commemorative asked
Mrs. Smithers "A counterirritant,"
replied Smithers. lis woman who
makes the shopman pull down every
thing from the shelves for two hours,
and then buys a penny worth Of hair
pins "-Washngton Mirror.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Ibegan using your S. S. S. probably ten
years ago for Malaria and blood troubles,
and it proved SO good that have con-
tinued ever since using it as a family
remedy. 1t is pleasure for me toreconi-
mend S. S. S. for the benefit of others
who are needing first rate blood purifier,
tonic and cure for Malaria
Arkansas City, Ark. c. c. HEMINGWAY.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

I'm glad you Ike your suit" said
the tailor.
Yes, it's a fine piece Of work" said
Slopay, much pleased. Its certainly
credit to you"
HIN! I-er-hope you won't for
get that it's debt to you."-Philadel
mia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Salzer's strain of this Wheat is the kind
which laughs at droughts and the ele-
ments and positively moclls Black Rust,
that terrible scorch.
It's sure of yielding so bushels of finest
Wheat the sun shines on per acre ON good
u. la, Mich. Wis, O.. Pa. Mo. Neh.
lands and 40 to 90 bushels ON arid lands !,
No rust, no insects, no failure. Catalos
tells all about it.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Now, dear" said MT FoIkley. VINO
had just been accepted, when shall
speak to your father:" You needn't
bother" replied the dear girl. PA
said he'd speak to you tomorrow il
you didn't speak to me tonight. -
Philadelphia Public Ledger
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

That's the best | can do for you,"
said the theatrical manager. you've
been idle all season SO far; now. will
you stay idle the rest of the season. or
take this small part:' I'll take it."
replled the comedian; sin this case a
small role is better than whole loaf"
philadelphia Ledger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Two little maids Of four and six
years., respectively, were seated on a
said, refectively: Don't you think
that If one of us was to get up there
would be more room for meT-Chl-
caCo Record Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

do you love your teacher, Wen
dellT at Is scarcely to be expected"
answered the little Boston boy. that
one can love ones teacher. but l have,
trust, the requisite feeling Of toler-
ance for her."-Chicago Tribune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
Farmers and Land Buyers

Farmers and Land Buyers have
10000 acres of choice wheat land in the
famous wheat belt of Eastern Washing
ton for sale at from 500 to $1,000 pei
acre. on long time and easyterms. This
is raw prairie land ready for the pillow
and lies in country where crops never
fail. The first years crop will more
than pay for the land. Investigate this
Cali on or address Maher and Cotter
315 New York Block, Seattlt.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

1 suffered greatly from Boils, which
would break out on different parts of my
body. saw S. S. S. advertised and after
using about three bottles 1 was cured,
and for the last three years have had no
trouble whatever. A. w. ZEBER.
2I7 Read ST., Evans7ille, Ind.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Giffle-Did you ever actually know
of a man making mountain out of
molehill? Spinks-Well, the proprie-
tor Of the hotel stopped at last sum-
mer came very near doing It in his
prosDectuG Puck
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

That's Mrs. Marrlmuch, our soci-
ETY. leader" explained the man who
knew. MY! you don't say" replied
the plebeian; "shes in half mourning,
isn't She" Yes. You see, three Of
her six husbands are dead."-Ex.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
[zl2VWNNN
JUST SEND 10c AND THIS NOTICE

IVNI ''I'N' IVC AND THIS NOTIIE
to the John 4. Salzer Seed Co.. La Crosse.
Wis. and they Will send you free sample
of this Wheat and other farm seeds. to-
gether with their great catalog. worth
10000 to any wide-awake farmer. p. c. l.. |
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

"By jinks.' said the man who keeps
track Of things theatrical. IL would
Like to see one prima donna who can
sing as well as her press agent says
she can" IF she could" says the girl
who also keeps track Of the way things
60, her press agent would say she
sang a great deal better than that
Chicago Chronicle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
You Can oet AIlen,. foot.Ease FREE.

Write Allen S. Omsted, lie Roy, N. Y, for a
free sam pie OF Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t makes
new or tight shoes easy. certain cure for
corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
gists sell it. Csc. Don't accept any substitute
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
More than Ever Welcome.

She-What. American Beauties
dear. Could you afford them?
He (candidly)-No, | couldn't.
She-How lovely of you.-Smart
Set
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching. Blind. bleeding or Protrudng Piles
Your druggist will refund money If PAXO
OINTMENT fails to cure you In to IA
DAYS soc
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

rI1c Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
TITO after first days use of DR. Klines Great Nerve
Restorer Send for Free So trial bottle and treatise.
DIR. X. IL. Kline. Ltd, 93l rch St. Philadeph Pa
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

The handiwork of some tallors seems
in accord with the eternal mistitness
of things.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money If 1t fails to cure
f. W. Groves signature is on each box. 25c
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Somehow man with bald spot on
his head looks out of place at a young
folks card party.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20
FEMALE DISEASES

and disorders of every nature success
fully treated Also secluded home for
ladies before and during confinement
Consult lady physician, free, in person
or by mail. Confidential. Pars-New
York Medical Institute. Office, d. Esta-
brook Bldg, 1881 Second Av., Corner
Union. 2. o. Box SIG. Seattle Wash.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

"Ah" said Mr.. Borem, sitting with
her in a secluded bower near the
moonlit lake, isn't 1t delightful to be
out here alone" Yes, | was enjoying
1t so before you came" she replied,
promptly .-Philadelphla Ledger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothin,
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Piso's Cure is good cough medicine.
1t has cured coughs and colds FOR forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-02-20

Doctor-You owe me bill OF 500.
Slowpay-Well, il had job l might
pay you. Can't you give me job?
Doctor-What kind of job could |
give you? Slowpay-Well, you might
give me the job Of collecting the bill.
Puck.