The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-07
With the Long BolD
MR. RocKEFEILER drew s1aoooooo dividend out
eye NATURES walks. shoof folly as II flies

as common as air. as certain taxes and the
grocery bill On the principle that them as has gifts John
not only has but he will have His taihot is firm AS
that of the agile who shpwreked in the middle OF
the pasture with the BULL and who has secured grasp
cauda appendage of the crer, we'll knowing that
slengs go allowable under the rules of the game
The brings the that Mrs Cation and Marshall
Field travelling in Italy and the Alps when they were
engaged. It while they climbing the Matterho1n
in buggy that Marshall first put his arm around Mrs
Cation waist The lady shook off and remarked,
but not very Indignantly:
"How dare you9"
'"Wen," said Marshall, II don't just know how did
dare but it sort of natural.''
"Too natural to you I'm afraid" .
see here Dela,' replied Marshall earnestly, what's
the harm in old fellow like putting his around
your waistq'
ssoh no harm at ALL" replied Mrs. Caton with great
dignity sWhy both armsand why not take the public
square for it7'' .....,
"oh, all right if you say 500 replied Mr.. Field,
dropping the rens Any thing to please the ladies' Far be
1t from me to dsappoint-" " - |+~
'.Mr Field, what do you mean, such actions am not
used to- What do you mean?"
''Well III tell you what mean, Della I've got $780,
100000 in the savings bank and nice business under way
and what's the matter with us hitching upY>' 49, -
'FThis is sudden!'
ssuddenl You wouldn't want one to drag out pro-
posal two days. would hold threeweeks peace
conference it, would you?'
f. 'No-no." -' .-'~' - q st"'. ~~":"
stof course you wouldn't We've got the money and the
time too, and don't anything standing In the way OF
us running over Lundon hiring Westminster abbey for the
day and putting up check for the services
of the Archbishop of Canterbury to make the necessary
racket u.s.
ssOh Mr. Fied-Marshal-you get at these things
SO rapidly! So unconventionally. l am fustered!
''Of course we do hasn't got million years to
live after he naturally he feels in haste lest
his teeth drop out or of those New York dudes with
billion dollars the good carry off the sweetest thing that
4 in huOUv at 3 ~
d. "Oh, Mr. Field, what will the papers say?''
/. "Say? They'll give it two coumns!
fWell suppose I'll have to give in. ~
"Of course you will. We'll have wedding that will
1 church row. .. r
And so the great Chicago merchant drove with hand
Of the way and they went the Matterhorn and
II down the other side and never mountain
Dr Valentine Malpasse a wellknown French physician
who practices in Paris has out opposition to hand
shaking the ground that is not merely unhealthy but
possible danger likely to convey Infection He makes the
that infection by transmitting microbes IS likely "he
ever hands clasped
IF mere hand shaking is dangerous how serious must
conditions when holds the hand of his best girl
for hours at stretch. It clear that this kind OF grip
must form bridge which four billion microbes might
easily pass dyshod We glad earlier youth past
! It close call.
The Hankinson N d. News states that John Hell, Jr,
there to residence Wner
son mans wife asks him who that strange man was she
saw him talking WITH on she be surprised when he re-
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fl .e>:~ 49, $751;. "t< &~s>:' $50 - +:
Will D. Wallace of Lisbon N D. lover Gazette office)
teny young Of good moral character
Ito take up the study of band and orchestra instruments
Those with knowledge of music prefered'' 1t the
Lisbon Gazette listens aenvely it will hear something
Ito its disadvantage.
Kansas is beginning to suspect that independent com
many in the oil stands about much show bed
hug on the drvewheel Of locomotive. & s2raas
"4." @H@ @1uz 4>u'4 IL. 4-@-
Starting coal fire the Sd Of September makes ma,
feel like selling the piano. A a. h.
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