The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-22
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Vice PRESIDENT FAIRBANKS is going out on farm
this summer for exercise There is lots Of there if
you hunt for it.
There is gas gorgeous disrepuabe going
in Philadelphia that it makes the coal business look like
Sunday school concert.
The old lawnmower coming out Of the darksome base
ment, discovered to have cors on its racing gear
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Go out and carrenaon the dandelions before it too
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The reckless Of Panama commission in getting
to work reminds of the excessive rapdy Of the who
promised to and put in the screens.
That is Willie Jonesl Why, yes,
Wllie's first one in,' guess.
Waters cold and Wilhe's shiver
Jars the surface Of the river
Mother first will It
Wllie's shirts wrong side out!
Father then will take hand
warming him to beat the band.
Mrs, Adele Rque at the Woman's Athletic club in
Chicago, is teaching stunt called, for short psyche
physical CULTURE She has been telling her pupils that
'every should practice emotions "A woman,
she says shoud practice the entire gamut Of emotions and
should know them and master them. An emotional woman
magnetic" she 81 mpusve one electric Emotions
educated impulses. An impusve person attracts
Hence if you suddenly attracted and held you
may know that magnetic who is trained in psyche
physical stunts has thrown the hs gait into you
The Fargo Forum which pretty to tell at least
good stories day. has account of the bad slam
negligent Fargo husband by his wife It that George
has been less and less at home business requr
ing trips the road Even when in town he frequently
mains night at the club rather than miss an early morn
ing business engagement .... .".-.n
Still the little wife has never complained but when one
cd
down town for at popular cafe she was
with surprise
'sWhere shall I meet you, aeorge9" she inquired.
EGO directly to the cafe DEAR he responded, and
will meet you there.''
''A right, dearest,' she replied, "and=George-'
'sWell, darlingq'' IL ~"..s.rru%z ..-< -. inv .. 49,
ct shall red that you may recognize me.
Since Colonel La Of Sheldon has been appointed
she governors North Dakota he has been learn
Ing the equestrian art The bespangled uniform and glitter
Ing blade did not bother him. these he could to the
born, but when it to mounting meat horse
that snord the colonel not exactly at his Sheriff
Timothy Dwire sympathzng with his aspirations loaned
him broncho with which to begin his disciplinary practice
and suggested that he initiate rough rider president
and gain state wide Colonel De La Bere accepted
the proer gladly and laboriously acquiring the art
Of sitting the saddle gracefully and smiling at the land
scape preparatory to the evouons at the Devils Lake
campmen this summer supporting the dignity Of the gov
enor General Boyden Of the Lisbon Free chronicles
Of Colonel De La Bere's difficulties in getting the
broncho saddle broke'' The colonel first bought
boys saddle and with the assistance of chair mounted his
seed and enabled execute ordinary But
to persistent ralery that cowboys saddle
not sufficiently ornamental he borrowed modern saddle
with wealth of trappngs- With this fancy gear the
broncho contemptuousy unfamiliar but the colonel by
the aid Of the chair mounted usual and then something
happened The broncho had idea that the fancy saddle
something of dude outfit for free prairie boss and he
felt about Dutchman who smokes pipe that holds
pint feels when somebody offers him cigarette The seed
sme of the trappngs snorted twice. and suddenly
up the middle like earthquake Colonel
. De La Bere hit the prairie ~. ..,.... - -.
This might have discouraged ordinary colonel, but it
did have that effect the Sheldon editor eventide
along unfrequented Streets the colonel seen charger
champng the bit and shaking his mane but with the gov
erors staff still top, tho there three dents
in the rich prairie sod along the right of way
:- Vs. So. ~=. ....- "A j. R.