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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
NOT A TRACE LEFT
rheumatism Thoroughly Cured BY
Or. Williams Pink Pills for
Pale People.

There is one remedy that viii cure
rheumatism in any Of its forms and so
thoroughly eradicate the disease from
the system that Che cure is permanent.
This remedy is DIR. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People and the proof of the
statement is found in the experience Of
Mr.. T. S. Wagar, Of No. 70 Academy
street, Watertown, NY. He says:
"The pain was in my joints and my
gufferings for over two years was beyond
description. There was an intense pain
in my shoulders that prevented me from
sleeping and would get up and walk
the floor at night. When began taking
DR.. williams Pink Pills the improve
ment was gradual, but by the time had
taken four boxes ] was entirely cured
and I have not had the slightest touch
Of rheumatism since that time"
Mr.. Wagar's wife Is also enthusiastic
in her endorsement of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. She says: II have tried the
pills myself for stomach trouble and
have experienced great relief from their
use. MY daughter, Mrs. Atwood, OF
Gill street, WATERFOWL, has used them
for female weakness and was much ben-
Gifted by them regard DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People as an ex'
tremely valuable family medicine"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have cured the
worst cases Of bloodlessness, indigestion,
influenza, headaches, backaches, lum.
bago, sciatica, neuralgia, nervousness,
spinal weakness, and the special all.
ments of girls aud women whose blood
supply becomes weak, scanty or irregu.
lar. The genuine DR.. Williams Pink Pills
are guaranteed to be free from opiates OF
any harmful drugs and cannot injure
the most delicate system. At all drug
gists or from the DIR. Williams Medi.
cine Co., Schenectady, N. Y, postpaid,
on receipt Of price, 30 cents per box
six boxes for $3.50.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
why Mother Is Proud.

Look IN his face. look In his eyes,
ROugish and blue and terribly wise
Rougish and blue. but quickest to see
When mother comes In as tired as can
be.
Quickest to find her the incest old chair;
Quickest 20 get to the top OF the stair;
Quickest 70 see that kiss on her cheek
Would help her far more than to clatter,
to speak.
Look IN his face. and guess, II you can,
Why mother Is proud Of her little man.
The mother is proud--I win tell you
You can See II for yourself in her ten
der kiss.
But why? Well. OF all her dears
There is scarcely one who ever hears
The moment she speaks, and jumps to
see
What her want or her wishes may be.
Scarcely one They all forget.
Or are not In the notion to go quite yet.
But this she knows, II her boy Is near,
There Is somebody certain to want to
hear
Mother Is proud. and she holds him fast.
And kisses him first and kisses him last.
And he holds her hand and looks in her
face.
And hunts for her spool which is out Of
place.
And proves that he loves her whenever
he can
That IS why she is proud Of her little
man.
independent.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

In a village In Maryland an old dea'
con, in shaving himself on Sunday
prior TO church time, made slight
cut with the razor on the extreme end
Of his nose. Quickly calling to his
wife, says the Philadelphia Public
Ledger, he asked her IL she had any
court plaster in the house.
You will find some in my sewing
basket" she said.
The deason soon had the cut coy
cred. At church, in assisting with the
collection, he noticed every one smile
as he passed the plate, and some OF
the younger people laughed outright
Very much annoyed, he asked one Of
his assistants If there was anything
wrong with his appearance.
Well. should say there was" an
swered the assistant. What js that
upon your nose?"
Court plasterl"
mo" said his friend, "is is the label
from a spool Of cotton. It says. War
ranted 200 yards"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
TAKE TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED.
Many People Slow in Expressing At
fection and Gratitude.

We take things for granted altogeth-
er too often. We neglect to show
affection and appreciation through a
feeling that these sentiments are un-
derstood.
Perhaps they are, hut expression is
welcome just the same. Perhaps the
understanding is not quite as complete
as we imagine, in which case words
are decidedly necessary.
A certain father was continually
studying up amusements for his young
son, a strangely unappreciative urchin.
One day he lost patience at his con-
tinued failure to draw an expression
of pleasure from the child, and said:
DO you like the deg, my SOM" "Oh,
yes" replied the boy, with a look Of
surprise. why don't you say SO.
then?" demanded the exasperated par
ent. Because I thought you knew it,"
was the calm reply.
Too many grown people take on an
attitude similar to the boys in their
association with others.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Cures Rheumatism and catarrh--Meu-
icine Sent Free.

These Two diseases are the result OF
on awful poisoned condition OF the
bi0ed Ii you have aching joints and
lack, shoulder blades, bone pains,
crippled hands, legs or feet swollen
muscles, shifting. sharp. biting pains,
8nd that tired, discouraged feeling Of
rheumatism, on the hawking splitting,
blurred eyesight. deafness sick stom-
sch. headache, noises in the head, mu-
c0us throat, discharges, decaylng
teeth. bad breath, belching gIs Of ca
tarrh, take Botanic Blood Balm (B.
q b. 1t kills the poison IN the blood
which causes these awful symptoms,
giving a pure. healthy blood supply to
the joints ana mucous membranes,
and makes a perfect cure Of the worst
rheumatism or foulest catarrh- Cures
where all else fails Blood Balm o..
r b Is composed Of pure Botanic in
gradients. good for weak kidneys. Inn
proves the digestion, cures dyspepsia.
A perfect tonic for old folks by Civ
Ing them new. rich, pure blood. Thor
oughly tested for thirty years. Drug
gists. 81 per large bottle, with com
piete directions for home cure. Sam
ole free and prepaid by writing Blood
Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga. Describe trou-
bic and special free medical advice
Beat IN sealed letter.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
no chIorIde Of LIme for HIm

Pat Egan, a plasterer, and a well
known character Of Cambridge, Mass,
walked into a shoe store on Massachu-
setts avenue on Saturday evening re-
Gently to purchase pair of shoes.
says a writer in the Boston Herald.
After looking over three or four pairs
Of shoes he hit upon one pair that
took his fancy He tried them on,
and found that they did not pinch or
chafe but complained that they went
on too hard.
"Oh. thatll be all right, Mr.. EEan;
I'll easily fix that" remarked the
clerk, who Immediately took the shoes
off and proceeded to sprinkle powder
into them.
He was about to try them on Pat
again, when the latter stood wrath
fully up in his stocking feet and shout
ed out:
"Oh. no you don't! No, you don'tl
Mr. Bell Mr.. Bell Come here!
Come here! I've bought shoes Of you
for the lost foive years, but the divil
a shoe will buy Of you again. This
brazen-faced clerk of yours tried to
put chloride of lime in my shoes, but
was too smart for him"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Al Named for Saints.

The vicar Of Membury, Derbyshire,
England, writes: "A hundred and thir-
ty-eight baptisms, and have not yet
had a Sarah Jane'-that delightful
old-fashioned name" Amused, as he
said, by the wears sad wall, parish
ioner replies to the vicar, saying the
reason is not far to seek. The custom
of the parents residing in these parts
is to consult with their incumbent re-
garding the choice Of the name for the
offspring The natural consequence is
that all children born on saints day
are called after the saint. Thus a girl
born on st. Georges day would be
christened Georgiana and one on St.
Clements day Clementina, and so on.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
LAWYER Got His Fee.

A story is told of prominent lawyer
who had an important litigation pend
ing and it was agreed between his eli
ent and himself that if he could Sc
cure $4,000 the lawyer could have
half that amount The attorney finally,
after some negotiations. secured a set
tlement by which the client was to re-
ceive $4,000 and called his client In
to carry through the adjustment. The
story goes that when the client dis
covered that the money was in sight
he made a strenuous objection to the
lawyer getting so large a fee. where.
upon the attorney replied that the pa-
pers were not yet signed and could
be Immediately returned to the other
party and the settlement could be de-
clared off. The client then thought
better of the matter and accepted
$25,O0O
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Growth Of coIleqes

In the future the competition be-
tween the older endowed universities
and colleges, on the one hand, and the
state universities on the other, is like
ly to become much keener than it IS
today. Herein is to be found a pos
sible Limitation Of the student body at
the older institutions which may con-
tinue in force for some years. That
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and such
splendid smaller institutions Of learn
ing as Williams, Amherst and Dar-
mouth have reached their mxaimum
of growth we do not, for a moment,
believe.-Hartford Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Music for Adam and Eve.

The chaplain of one Of his majesty'A
ships, says the London Bystander, was
giving a magic lantern lecture, the
subject of which was Scenes from
the Bible He arranged with sailor
who possessed a gramophone to dis
course appropriate music between the
slides. The first picture shown was
Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
The sailor cudgeled his brain, but
could think of nothing suitable. Play
up" whispered the chaplain. Sudden
ly large idea struck the jolly tar,
and, to the great CONSERVATION of the
chaplain and the delight of the audi
ence, the gramophone burst forth with
the strains Of There's Only One Girl
in the World for Me-"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

The campaign undertaken by inter
ested publications to undermine the
faith OF the people in proprietary
medicines has drawn forth the follow
ing from a high medical authority:
1T must never be forgotten that the
interest Of the manufacturer Is to put
out a remedy which Is not only merl-
torious but safe With a small army
OF enemies constantly on the alert,
ready to seize upon and magnify every
unfavorable circumstance, how few
are the cases Of accident or injury
from the use Of proprietary medicinesl
Complaints in regard to the use Of
such remedies are exceedingly rare
and utterly insignificant, in compari-
son with the amount sold and the mil
lions Of people who avail themselves
OF these remedies"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
How sam ACQUIRED the watch.

Sam Grove, porter some years ago
at the Wilson house, Boston, and
known by all the travelling men Of the
state, and who suffered very badly,
was arrested, charged with stealing a
watch. 1t seems that Sam and a
guest Of the house played poker and
Sam won all of his money; then he
put up his watch against a certain
amount Of money and Sam won the
watch The next day the man had
Sam arrested, charged with stealing
his watch
AT the trial the judge asked Sam If
he had stolen the watch. Sam said
"N-no" The judge asked him how
he came by the watch. and Sam said !:
"T-t-the d-d-d f-ffool b.b-bet on a
p-p-pair of q-q-queens."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

Every housekeeDer should know
that If they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time. because it
never sticks to the iron, but because
each package contains 16 Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches arc put up in Z.paund pack.
ages, and the price is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
Icals II your grocer tries to sell you
12-oz. package 1t is because he has
stock on hand which he wisheV to
dispose Of before he puts in Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large les'
ters and figures "16 ozs." Demand De.
6ance and save much time and money
and the annoyance OF the iron stick.
Ing. Defiance never stirks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Courage Of Arabian Horses.

Arabian horses show remarkable
courage in battle. Il is said that when
Q. horse OF this breed finds himself
wounded and knows instinctively that
he viii not be able to carry his rider
much longer, he quickly retires. bear.
ing his master to a place of safety
while he has yet sufficient strength.
But if, on the other hand, the rider is
wounded and falls to the ground the
faithful animal remains beside him.
unmindful Of danger, neighing until
assistance is brought.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Vitality.

Keep up your vitality and you will
never know disease Of any kind No
disease can exist where there is an
abundance Of pure blood TO get the
necessary amount, eat nutritious food;
to circulate it perfectly, take proper
exercise; to purify it, get fresh air and
sunshine. If perfectly healthy con-
dition of the skin exists and an even
temperature of the surface of the body
IS maintained, It is impossible to catch
cold. Cold water baths taken every
day will do much towards producing
the former; proper food ans exercise
the latter.-London Tit-Bits.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
LEARNED LESSON TOO READILY
Young Doctor Was One Of Those Who
Profited by Advice.

Young Doctor Was One Of Those Who
Profited by Advice.
When the old doctor met the young
physician who used to be his assistant
be inquired how he was prospering.
The young man poured out a tale Of
woe, and said he had very few patients
and they never paid their bills.
Whereupon the old man told him to
cheer up and all would come out right
in the end
And by all means" cautioned the
veteran medlco. do not be SO candid
with every one as you have been to
me about your lack OF success Re-
member that the recording angel
keeps a large sponge with which to
wipe out the white lies young doctors
employ in telling the laity about the
iarge practices they enjoy"
A few weeks later the old man again
met the young physician and asked
him how he was getting along The
young doctor at once began to rattle
on list Of cases he was treating
which far exceeded that under the
care Of half a dozen medical men who
had been in the business for many
years. The old man listened patiently
until the young doctor subsided, when
he remarked:
-But I didn't tell you to lie to me-"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

Why Not In Time Of Storm 40 Well
~ calm7-What Are the Factsa
let me ask III my turn whether
there be no excitement of the poetical
faculty In the clouded night as we'll
a. la the bright one: IN the wrack oi
clouds by which the stars are driven
~ as well as in the purple islands
and crimson archipelagoes Of sunset;
IN the terror-stricken rain fleeing be-
fore the tempest as well as In The gen.
tle and refreshing showers q April;
IN The craggy dangers as well as In
the blue distances on mountains; in
the rush OF the tornado which opens
4 road through deep untrayeIed and
lHmAable forests. as well as Ia the
fainE and fragrant sigh u the zephyr;
in the lightning that skaters some
great admiral. doomed never again
TO be heard OF: Ia the ear-splitting
crash OF the thunder the stricken
pine. the blasted heath: in the tiger
haunted jungies Of the Orient; In the
vast Sahara. over which the sirocco
ewseps like the breath Of hell; in the
barren and lonely cape. strewn with
wrecks and the precipitcus promon-
tory which refuses to preserve even
. single plank OF the ships that have
been crushed against Il: in the fearful
tale suggested by the discovery OF a
human skeleton upon desert Island
in the march Of the pestllence; IN the
bloody battles OF freedom, and in the
strange noises and wild risks OF an
arctic night. when the great pack Ia
broken up ard an arctic storm is
grinding and hurting the foes in thun.
der against each other-Atlantic.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

me like log and made me crawl on
hands and knees | was so crippled
for time that couldn't walk with
out sticks, had headaches and dizzy
spells and the kidney secretions were
muddy and full Of brick-dust sediment.
Doan's Kidney Pills made the pain
disappear and corrected the urinary
trouble. have felt better ever since.
Sold by all dealers. so cents q box.
er-Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
A press Bureau for the Vatican

Pope Plus X contemplates founding
an official press news Office in the Can
celleria palace for supplying vatican
news to correspondents. The idea was
suggested to him by Cardinal Merry
Del Val and Il likely 10 save the holy
father from much 9f the annoyance he
is experiencing now through the circu-
lation of unfounded rumors and the
presentation Of views inimieal to vati-
can interests.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Similar Symptoms.

Well suzz, Ezryl" calculated a
certain citizen Of Pruntytown, upon
meeting an acquaintance. you are
lookin real smilin and satisfied this
afternoon. Betcha it's boy or girl
hey"
"Betcha tain'tl" was the reply.
"I'ye just swapped balky horse to
.Deacon Pettifer for an animal that
ain't got a thing in the world the
matter with him except spawn, the
heaves and a stringhalt That's what
tickles me so"-Tom Watson's Mag
azine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

There IA more Casarr IN this section Of the country
han all other diseases put together aud until the last
few years supposed TO be lncurable. For grea:
many years doctors pronounced II local disease and
prescribed local remedies and by constantly falling
70 cure with local treatment pronounced II ncurabe.
Science has proven Catarr 70 be cunstrutonal dis
and therefore requires constitutional treatment.
HaPs Catarrh Cure, manufactured BY f. J Cheney
1o Toledo, Ohio, "a the only constitutional cure on
the market 1t Is taken internally 10 doses from l0
drops teaspOOnful. II acts directly the bl0od
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any It falls TO cure Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address; F. j. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, Ohio
Sold By Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family PiilS for constipation
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
FLATTgRY woarA TAE MoNEY.
colored Mammy's Enthusiasm Had a
Commercial Value.

colored Mammy's Enthusiasm Had a
Commercial Value.
The young man. dressed IN his best.
was walking along looking pretty well
satisfied with himself. Standing near
telegraph pole was an old negro
woman. AS he approached her she
accosted him.
why Mistah Tom" she said.
Good mawin' 20 yoh" The young
man stopped
Hello, Aunt Nancy he said.
why. Mistah Tom the old ne
gress went on, 'yoh IS sutinly de
pixcher uf prettiness. Yoh lookin'
swell dis mawnin. Nah goodness,
yohs de nices' lookin' young man
Abs seed in month.
The young man was pleased.
Thank you, Aunt Nancy" he said,
strengthening up little. I'm afraid,
though, that you're fiatterer."
No, sab, All isn't, Mistah Tom,
Yoh suahly look delightful. Abs
mighty proud Ter know you. Iou's
de. essence uf sweetness"
The young man smiled and began
TO move away.
Say, Mistah Ton" she called after
him. He stopped. She hesitated.
What IS it2" he asked.
Well. sab, came from the Old ne
gress, "yoh sutinly is looldn' fine an
All was jist thinldH dat es good
lookin' young man es yoh 'ud be
mighty glad ter loan poah ole mig
gah woman er quahtah. kansas
City Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Insist on Getting II.

Some grocers say they don't keep
Defiance Starch. This Is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing only 12 OF in a package,
which they won't be able to sell first.
because Defiance contains is OF. for
the same money.
Do you want 16 or. instead OF IL or.
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch. Requires no cooking.
Charity sometimes begins at home
and ends in the almshouse.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
HAD ANSWER ON TIE INSTANT.
No Doubt Of the Nationality OF This
Damsei

Udm0el
Trust the Irish for quick wit and
repartee," said Rev. Mr.. Thompson,
manager OF the Association for Find
ing Homes for Orphans. Il was
preaching in a little town in MichI-
gam" he explained. "and our congre-
cation was to have an anniversary.
On Saturday different members OF our
little flock were engaged in trimming
up and beautifying the church. I
strolled in there to see how things
we're going along. and Katie Martin,
enc Of the Martin family, was clean
ing around and decorating the pulpit.
noticed some tacks strewn about the
floor and jocularly advised Katie to
be very careful to pick up all the
iacks when she was through with her
work You know, Katie said, that
If should step on one Of those tacks
right in the middle Of the sermon
there is no telling what might hap
PEN Faith, you wouldn't linger long
on that point said Katie without
cracking SMILE. The Gentle
woman.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Huahea, straaaIlna Reard

Charles E. Hughes, the New York
insurance inquisitor, had a wonder
fully struggling beard when he first
came prominently into view in connec-
tion with the present investigation.
On the advice Of friends he has had
his whiskers trimmed into reasonable
shape, and now is much less of an at
traction for the cartoonist, in addition
to which his appearance is greatly i'm
proved.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

King Edward placed the letters "R.
l." after his signature to the congratu-
latory telegram sent President Roose-
velt, and Emperor William reversed
the order, signing Il. r." TINS il the
Usual style of each, and the difference
indicates that in England "rex" is es-
teemed something greater than "im-
perator," while in Germany the i'm
perator9 comes first.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

The United Irish League in Liner
Icit decided to oppose hunting in the
county unless masters Of hounds took
steps to prevent the attendance al
meets Of landlords and agents who
had not restored evicted tenants OF
broken up their untenanted lands
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25

Do the little things, and then If you
have time dream Of the great things.
Have many friends. A chum usually
is disappointing and leaves sore spot
which might have been avoided.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
HInher EducatIon.

Two sisters were sitting In a hotel
writing-room. They audibly were ais
cussing their friends.
"Yes. I've just written aunty aDspst
Mrs. Blank | told her that Of all she
unrefned, uneducated. illiterate peo-
pie | ever saw
"By the way. Emma, how do you
spell illiterate?"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-11-25
Do Cow peas Make Hens Lay7

A poultry raiser tells the Advance
nan that he has discovered that COW
neas make hens lay. Last winter he
left an acre Of the peas uncut aad his
hons ate them. He was surprised to
receive double the number OF eggs
during the winter.-Higginsville Ad-
Hanca-