The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1905-05-16

Guthrie woman bikes bread Sd
iignt that her husband says to cut q
Is like carving foam from the top o
blass Of beer lie was kicking {,
her about IL yesterday "The atmos
phere YOU waste In the bread is ranl
eNtruvagance. he said; Il do moi
want pneumatic loaves."
Roy Barrett who is stenographer
on the Newport" Of the u. ;. navy
Is with his ship IN San Domingo
where there is revolution. He writes
his father that the man who brings the
sailors their laundry and sells them
fruit, Is one OF the leaders Of the rev
oiution and that the people are SO lazy
It is a wonder they can get up a revolu-
tion.
A Logan county man failed IN busi-
ness lately who could have tided over
the trouble II $500 in outstanding debts
had been paid on "a certain morning as
agreed. All Of Il was owned by local
people, and all Of it was In small
amounts. They had promised to pay and
didn't II you were one Of them. you are.
IN degree morally responsible for the
failure Of man who trusted you.
Old story: An entertainer went TO
Hot Springs Arkansas. and gave what
he thought was a good show. There
was no applause The entertainer was
much disguised. and complained to the
local manager because the people didn't
clap their hands. Those people would
give thousands Of dollars IL able to
I clap their hands" tie man said; "they
are here for rheumatism.
! Did your father when YOU were boy
say family prayers every morning?
And did he say a new prayer every
morning or use the same one year in
and year out? Did he say a new blessing
at every meal. or invent new one three
times "a day? And II he used the same
prayer every morning and the same
blessing taree times a day, can you re-
member them?
over at Muskogee 1000 people attend
Sunday afternoon bah games, and the
preachers are preaching against sun
day ball. This has led to a fight by the
BAN players who have secured promises
from every fan IN town that he Will
refuse 70 pay TO the support OF any
preacher who denounces Sunday ball
The preacher has time to play bali on
week days. there are others who haven't |
As related in The Leader the other
day Mrs. Sleat Fasset, Of Elmira. n.
Y, gave a stork party al which her
daughter. Mrs Frederick Gray Hode-
son, Of Atlanta, a newly married wo- /
man. was the guest OF honor. In ad- 1
dinon 70 menu cards decorated with 1
storks, stuffed stork occupied the CEN /
ter OF the table with its bin pointed to-
ward Mrs. Hodgson OF course. YOU
know what It means, but was II not
mdelicate?
The Chicago. Rock Island & Pacific
and the Atchison Topeka & santa Zee
railroads have asked the Kansas state
board OF railroad commissioners that
they be allowed TO abolish the commodl-
~ rate TO Misslurl river jobbing points.
These points are Kansas city st. JOS
eph' Atchison Leavenworth Fort Scott
and Pittsbung. II is proposed to leave
the rate tn effect for the interior points.
a fight win be made on the PROPOSE
A Guthrie man was ia Kansas city
and imblbed little TOO freely. He was
due back IN Guthrie thot night to meet
his wife He Went 20 telegraph oper-
ator at the Hotel Baltimore and asked
her TO take telegram to his wife He
dictated; Mrs, Blank, Guthrie. Okla. 49,
Darling Wife: Impossible to get home
tonight. Am compede~ to go to osa-
tonight. Am compelled TO go TO Osa-
ask. How do you spell osawatomieqr
The man replied. changed If / know
Make it Fort Scott
Topeka Journal; A man Is elected
mayor Of town. Within few months.
people begin finding him out" Then
hey look about for perfectly satis-
actory man for the office. They find
'ne. AT the next election, he is elected.
dter very hard work Then within a
.ew months. they begin finding him
'ut,' and the new man IS abused as
much as the ther men were abused.
fhis is the experience Of Kansas iCty H.
md Topeka regularly; it is the expert /,
nce Of every town that doesn't adopt
he peace and decency policy
Leavenworth Times: when news
aper takes it into IFS band TO turn re-
ormer Ct can start whole lot of a
roubie few months ago when .
lusas Citys new charter was defeat
d The Kansas city Star laid The
ame on the brewers ana saloon +"
eepers That paper Immediately be-
nn warfare FOR tho closing of the sa--
'ons on Sunday with the avowed object =
teaching tbe brewers and saloon y
eepers 20 keep their noses out OF poll
Tics Do Kansas city Governor FOX
ell in line and the saloons Of Kansas =
'ity are now closed ON Sunday not
ontent with its victory n Missouri.
be star Immediately seesn came "