Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-09-11
Held TWO PASSES
TO HILLEU UPLAND

There were no Police Courts in the
days of our alleged first parents. Adam
and Eve, and the rough places in the
path of love (see page 1852 in the
Standard Dictionary for definition OF
'love'D had to be smoothed over out
Of court.
1t is long call from Adam and his
wahine to this mornings scene before
Police Magistrate whitney, but conju.
gal science hasn't made any discoer.
les since then Except in the physical
culture magazines Shrine of Love de.
parmenU and the subject is always
new because It is so cobwebby with
age.
Rex Hitchcock, Assistant County At.
torney, sang ont for Daniel Smith and
Daniel came to Judgment.
Now Daniel seems to be a pretty
decent sort of a citizen, although he
may never have heard of the Civic Fed
Grafton. Perhaps his chief fault lies
In the fact that he prefers hard drinks.
9S per cent. alcohol, to the exalted
beverages dispensed at T. Richards
Honolulu branch OF Bishop Potter's
model tavorn-with alcohol cut out.
He was accused OF promising to give
the wife of his bosom transfer to tho
hereafter by the trigger line. All of
which transpired on Friday night.
Daniel said he had gone home thai
uight to find his wife out of doors
with lady friend and her husband
81 wasn't very drunk" he said.
He and his wife snapped compli.
ments and later retired to their room,
where, said Daniel, she made him crazy
and he reached for a revolver and put
a bullet through the floor by way 81
relieving his feelings.
Call Madame Smith," said the court
A swish Of skirts and the bobblna
Of big black hat, la Gainsborough.
accompanied the poor, defenseless, lone
q position alongside her lord. She shot
0 fetching glance at His Honor and
tried to pout, but II was all off with
the hysteric and abused womanhood
stunt Just as soon as Whitney, j., got q
fair view of her map and manner.
Mrs. S. spun her yarn, or rather, re-
lated the unfortunate circumstance
which placed her in the humiliating
position of having to call in the law
to correct her dear husband.
UUbo, ala nanioI tb,aatnn 80 chpot
you for?" asked the judge.
~ don't know" said Hortense, or
whatever her name may be Qt did not
grace the calendar).
"oh, yes, you do, know" said the
wide-awake court.
II was only out with lady friend
and her husband for a stroll Nm the
moonlight. / did not think Dan was
home. When we went to our room
he threatened to shoot me.
"Youll be dead woman tonight
he told me, and shot bullet through
the floor. He said, I've two more left.
One is for you, sw-e-e-t heart, and the
other for me; don't care to livo.'
81 was dreadfully scared" and she
looked at her husband with "You
will, will you'll show you-huh!"
sort of look and Daniel studied the
floor. Mrs Smith wore clothes that
would take Daniel month to pay for,
presuming he paid for them. and she
shook her imperlous head and tapped
her well-shod foot upon the floor.
What did you do?" asked the court.
81 skinned out" said the lady.
She added: II had him arrested bo-
fore for hurting me-"
"You don't listen to what say"
said the husband.
"And you don't listen to what say"
said the wife. why should obey you,
when you won't listen9 Sometimes you
stay out all night"