The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-03
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Ohm W. INGALLS, portrait in the Literary Digest
y to show that Mccall wouldn't your watch,
but he might pass your dividend.
The difference twixt tweedledum and tweededee is so
and clear that insurance president with
billion surplus hand should forbear making it work
for him little while it is loaing.
When the glorious harvest hangs it's sickle the
west, the storm sash futers uneasly in the basement
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Montana Burbank has vineless potato that has the
BUG faded While beetle sitting around waiting the
potatoes to appear the plant is moding the delicious ber
MAN fruit underground.
The gas companys expires before many years.
No wonder the price holds up steadily.
exchange end yesterday stated that he liked to have
his neghbors because they returned of them
the books and other plumber they had borrowed:
A Photographer insists that a always dislikes
other who tries to be smart he is Suppose you
write little thing, say like this: .:s* -.
Hello, said the tree the lawn is getting little
rake-of but it's nothing mey I'll give it leaf.''
This strikes you pretty good when you hard up
for material But let another party get it off and you pass
it by with snort of indignant soorn
The Leesville (Mo) Light has this interesting item:
tCaptain Henry saylor went down to the depot last
night meet his cork leg which arrived the Kansas
City train.''
his leg when they meet Obviously it is not the thing
to attempt to shake hands, should show emotion in
the presence of the limb Possibly the might his
hand nonchalantly and remark, Ah THERE while the limb
might wiggle it's toes kick twice. After these
little exhibitions of affection they might walk off together
T.. 49,
When the sleeping has turned twice and landed
it's roof with jolt and the seats wrenched away and
fall accompanied by semunks, heavy suitcases
and other baggage when showers of spntered glass
ting around and there os and crashes and like
series of eghory buildings falling down. it is cnch
that railroad wreck is out after you What is do?
1t is related Of General Grant, who overtaken in
railroad wreck where the train left the rails and
take shortcut the fields that he to leap
into the aisle of the grasp seat back in each hand
steady himself with these four elastic points support
while he waited for the either to tip and
to itself that it making mistake and quiet
to find out what the trouble
This might be good rule where the not perform
two three revolutions and land it's roof In such
all rules fail and there nothing do but to pray hard and
wait minute You come out on top and you may
out with the top on you you may not out at all.
After incidents like Sundays wreck, people tell one an
other how dangerous to travel It is equally dangerous
to stay at home. coming out of the postoffice
in eastern city the other day. There two doors of
exit He hesitaed which to take and finally took the other
one just as he stepped out coping stone weighing
two fell from the conce and landed the step the
door he did not take If he had chosen the wrong door he
would have been hattened like accordeon
About all about railroad wrecks that it is
dangerous to be in them The railroads do enoy them
either, tho it may sometimes otherwise.
"A R.