The Vinita weekly chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1905, 1905-07-20
WORRY THE CLERK.
woMEN GUESTS IN HOTELS ARN
VERY TROUBLESOME.
Expect the Man with the Big piA-
mond 10 Put Stamps on Thsir
Letters and Otherwise
Tfuckla

'eTo the amateur student 81 human
nature. observed the philosophical no.
tel clerk. "thc average Nomau Ia a ho-
tel aiords rare opportunities for the IN
crease Of his stock of knowledee of the
other sex
osho rings the boil three times 10 q
mans once she apologltea and ex.
plains 20 prof,iaelt % the beiiba, that
the lad eomes downstairs without the
least idea o. what BE- Is 10 60 YoaF iadg
ia a hotel vii lBdiie SOME uine o. ten
letters a dRy. and each euxel0pe seema
q contain at least thrse sheets of The
hotels paper She viii send tbs mis-.
sifea down. nne hg one. 20 b. posted. and
each time she sends the naive messase'
ASK che once q pat a stamp an tar me
She nsvef makes out a wash ltst nui shs
Just Knows what she bad. and one pair
hasn't been returned She Indignantly
refuses 70 canhae m0re % ghe Office
when he inquiries. b0i sac Aaorls a
wealth % deail that ia 30 vas helps
matters
~For some oesalt reason she always
regards The elefs as the oihce. never ~
memhsfiuR thai BE- has feelings iusi
like anyone aise She puts al sorts "
things Ia The safe bat she IS perfectly
SURF she handed ia several thinss thar
weren't there This makss & 3 tri3s
awkward iof 3ha oniee. because he can't
prove aaythlns and she alaays issi
knows Nefy frequently she is ihun-
ierstruek hy TIE amount ot huf bills and
5a such octaslous she likewise just
knows there Is mistake nlls are pro.
laced. hul she dagset remember rereivs
ies certain saot1 al an or buyius them.
az au4thlna about them Sometimes sha
subsequently, reeoliecfs the littio trans.
aef!ah aad comes a0Nn 10 The ofiice TO
apologize which makes she uniarlan-
ate clerk feel somewhat better
AT times she becomes a little cnn-
science STRICKEN for ringins gbe hsll -
often rhen she'll run out of her room,
riae 80 tht elevator hay ana giYs him
orders Vet people wonder a. these ele-
gAior disasters A. The old joke has 4;
An elevator h0ys life has ils ups and
towns q truth that Is apparent enough
when We consider These additional da-
Ties on Ms part
The lady IN a hotel expects the
chambsrmald 10 see % This thar and the
other lhlne she is expected 20 sew on
a button here. take . stitch IN thai help
hans up the soNns aud Incidentally a.
ford aid 10 geliing them on. She doesn' {
reflect. q caurse that the poor eham-
hermald Is a drudge. with enough % her
oun wofk 70 o.. and thai the ylsllant
eYe ef the huasekeepef iA eFer upon Der.
s. lhs lady slll say .froa these aui for
me. Clara there Is s soaa girl ~ Lace
Iur these. there's dear o. ~ fhis for
ne. Clara I'm leasias thIs afisfaoon
often QUE lady patron vii iaak pho.
ios on The Vaii and = ben she s charged
far this liffle diversion she vii maks 4
terrible aatrry rishi lB fhs ofses
Cards ane oaiiefs Heaven sead ihs
aice palieneei
t expect 4 gentleman s. about nine
he vii femare Please say { an oHt
if ans others come shpR them ElEht ~
The gentleman Is late and e sent up
Peer Dnseel
When 3 card awaits hcf she aili iake
Ihe afhcs lngo bee confidence
Oh dear. I'm 81 sorTy she ex.
lclalms When di1 be cali' Oh. yes
iihe ilme q Ha lhs card lf ynu bad
lnig told him q wait ! kuoe { aldet
/ ilease INSTRUCTIONS Bui then yoe zee
+ I lad 30 idea B. would eall ! didat
fven kaoa BE- aas ln iawa Was lha
taby aloae soez - dear I've sever
seen the hads % sas born anl8 last
year and
THERE'S ne uae ialkias the eaee las
+ ia troubles