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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-27
70
Achievements of SHREDS AND PATCHES
By Nixon Waterman
A GREAT HEAD

Hank Sphinx is bout the this world i'll
For havin'e everything work suit his dee
He a thing beneath the hen1n skies
But what together hooks and
his projects all round please him
us makes think his doin's a neve-en1n
The everas itness 0 the things he
just tosh Hank has lot O brains spare
I'm goin cats l. Hank, whereof
And stoppn think fertile brain,
he: 'In have kittery, Maine.
If I'll she's brave enough
To aea OF a powdpuf,
watched a sale
she'd she ventured to assai
She'll twill
To hear the Captains manly voice inviting her to arms
she's Cupds
Since generally agreed that eptaphs lots
Too stretch the truth till thin
It's only and that who devise
being shirk
He took the he could find Without single parallel
divers in the We can't this brief
his pzzlng
with she
paraly
b'gob for don't still
never
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-27
Nonsense Correspondence School
Quoted by Tom Fulle
CLASS IN ARITHMETIC

What number separated fracon The
If would
she get? The peel
example! What I'm
afraid following We follow
How yards the big buildings the business districts cover? Two
The back and the front yard
What do the Turks the basnado? rod for
wo
sign lin
Give an
one umbled after? AS the tumter.
a the
O O
man has
a
a
aet
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-27
PRIMARY CLASS IN NAVIGATION

What ship has soft berths? Hardship.
Requires the best seamen Seamanship.
Do Quakers prefer? Friendship.
Should saints sail in? Worship
Held only twelve persons? Apostleship.
Should always protect its passengers? Citizenship
Should write itself when capszed Cerkship.
Is possessed of every "faculty'f Professorship.
Is looking for its mates? Courtship.
Always has a House under it. Senatorship
Is always made fast to peer? Lordship.
Always managed by than person? Partnership
Made for of its own hands? Stewardship
Is overloaded? Craftsmanship.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-27
FACT AND FICTION
WINSOME WOMAN

Fair woman is a paradox
Without a single parallel.
We can't, in this brief paragraph,
Explain the puzzling parable.
At times she seems paraphrase;
Our fondest hopes to paralyze
But still she is a paragon
Bequeathed to us from Paradise
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
Sickening Shivering Fits

Of Ague and Malaria, can be re-
lieved and cured with Electric Bit
tiers. This is a pure, tonic medi-
cine; of especial benefit in malaria,
for it exerts a true curative infu-
ence on the disease, driving it en-
tirely out OF the system. 1t is
much to be preferred as Quinine,
having none of this drugs bad
after-effects. L. S. Munday of
Henrietta, Tex, writes: "My
brother was very low with malariaI
fever and jaundice, til he took Elec-
trio Bitters, which saved his life.
AT w. H. Baugh's of Shoshone aud
w. V. Iorn's of Hagerman; price
SOC, guaranteed.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20

Special
Jessie.

The river is frozen over abov,
Starrh's ferry so it is perfectly safe
to cross on the ice in few places
Judge Rogers and Il party OF
young people came from Albion
Sunday to enjoy the good ice while
it lasted.
Chas. and VIM. Totten, two pop
ular butchers of Minidoka, were in
the burg the first of the week look
ing for cattle.
Several of the homesteaders were
bothered with heboes breaking into
their houses while they were away
spending holidays.
George and Tom Schodde came
up from Blue Lakes last week
where they have been after hay and
to look after their cattle
Henry Schodde crossed about
1000 head of cattle into Cassia
county last week. Feed is short on
this side and everything is so dry
that the cattle are not doing very
well.
Jessie can still cause a sensation
in the outside world, as was proven
the other day when one of our
neighbors went to Oakley with a
yoke of bulls. When he drove
through the streets nearly all the
girls in Oakley wanted TO take a
ride with him. And they did.
School is progressing nicely with
ten pupils enrolled, which is about
all that the school house built by
Schodde will hold. If the county
would build school there would
be between thirty and forty pupils,
as a great many of the homestead
ers would move their families into
the district and send their children
to school if there were proper ac- !
OCCASIONAL.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
Hagerman Happenings.
OCCASIONAL.

A. H. Conklin is moving his
household goods into his new house
today
We are informed that the little
baby of Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Boyer is
quite sick.
Mr.. and Mrs Brailfords' little
ones are quite seriously affected
with bad colds.
The children of Mr.. and Mrs.
Walter Cook have been quite sick
during the past week.
Mr.. Roberts, the Bliss merchant,
is in town today shaking hands
with his many friends.
Mrs. VIM. Snodgrass of Kanoka
who was reported sick last week, is
SAID to be improving nicely.
Henry Bryant, who is mining
near the upper Salmon Falls, has
been laid up for several days with
lumbago.
Owens Bros & Gridley will give
a masque ball in the City Hall on
the 23rd, which promises to be a
fine affair.
The Jones, Lennon and Barton
Co. are baling hay now, and will
have baled hay for sale from this
time forth.
Mrs. VIM. Justice and her child
rem, who were suffering from the
bad colds that are going the rounds,
are better at present.
Ell Conroy returned from Twin |
Falls City last Friday, where he has
been for some time He says he
had good time while there
Messrs. Corey and Barrett, who
have contracts for excavating on
the Twin Falls canal, were in the
valley last Monday buying hay and
horses. Mrs. Corey and Mrs. J. r.
Schooler of Hagerman are sisters.
1t will be pleasant for them to live
near each other.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
craze fer Gold SEEKING.

When, many years age. gold was
first discovered in Australia. the ex-
element caused has probably never
been equaled in history. Offices we're
deserted. ships were left 10 rot at
anchor by their crews; the prisons
were left unguarded by their wardens,
the streets unpatrolled by the police.
Men in high official positions had to
act as boots" and grooms for them
selves. In Geelong there was left
only one servitor; he had lost his
wooden leg and could not comfort
ably decamp. Every body was gold
hungry. Men slept in the open streets,
in tents, and bare of cover entirely
Convicts robbed and slaughtered;
hulks were bursting with their loads
of prisoners. 1t was rather a bad time
while it lasted
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
One WAY of Looking at II.
L. NJ. H.

Look at this. will you?" exclaimed
the estate and house-renting optimist
I'm this paper there is record of 81
marriage licenses issued yesterday"
We'll, what OF it," said his partner,
the pessimiGt of the firm. who was
leaning back in a chair with his hat
pulled over his eyes.
What of it," echoed the other.
Cant you see? Those 81 marriage
licenses mean 81 marie IS. The 81
marriages will lead to 81 inquiries for
houses. flats, or at least eligible apart
ments. It's bound to stimulate BUSH
ness in our line. and we'll get our
share"
That doesn't follow at ALL Those
81 licenses represent ia persons, don't
they?"
Yes
Probably all adults?'
Undoubtedly. What of it?"
Nothing" growled the pessimist.
except that ia pers' who had
hitherto occupied ia apG. tments wi
hereafter occupy 81. You give me
pain. Go away. Tit Bits.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
To All Members OF Junction City
Lodge No. 10. /. o. o. r.

Take notice that at regular
meeting OF the members of said
Junction City Lodge No. 16, 1. o.
0. F. to be held Jan. %, 1905, at
the regular meeting place, a vote
will be taken on the proposition to
mortgage the Lodge Hall of said
lodge, situated in Shoshone, Idaho,
in a sufficient sum to cover the in
now on said hall.
Gus b. KEEFER.
f. E. GROSS.
FRED w. GooDING.
50w3 Trustees.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
To All Members Of beIos Lodge
No. rs, K. OF p.

Take notice that at a regular
meeting of the members of said
Delos Lodge, No. %, X. of p. to be
held Jan. %, 1905, at the regular
meeting place, vote will be taken
on the proposition to mortgage the
Lodge Hall of said lodge. situated
in Shoshone, Idaho, in sufficient
sum to cover the Indebtedness now
on said hall.
W. f. MILLsAPs.
f. E. CROSSE.
c. w. WERNICKE.
50w3 Trustees.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
correspondence.

Myron Durfee and Dan Jones
each took load of baled hay NJ
to Twin Falls last week. They
had no trouble to dispose of THEN
1 loads.
T.; The two little sons of VIM. Van
Iorns are quite sick today. Dr.
! Munroe was called in and says
they are threatened with typhoid
or pneumonia.
, Joe Costin and Albert Gridley
have invested in some very attract
i've properties, that promises to pay
them a handsome dividend if they
meet with no bad luck.
Mr.. Barton, who is farming the
Dan Jones ranch has been confined
to his bed for the last week with a
peculiar malady which makes him
quite sick at times. Large lumpy
swellings form on his lower limbs,
which produce considerable fever
and weakness.
John Caldwell is cutting cord
wood and hauling it into town,
from an extensive tract of timber,
that is native to southern Idaho.
Some of the trees are fully fifteen
inches in circumference two inches
from the ground, and many of the
trees are all OF four feet high.
On learning of the serious illness
of her little brother, Miss Florence
Owens returned from Boise last
Friday, accompanied by her cousin,
Miss Essie Owens. The young
ladies have been attending ST.
Theresa's Academy. They will
remain at home for some
time.
The Morris, Roberts Co., who
have purchased the Owens Bros.
interests here COM
menced invoicing the stock, last
Monday. Mr.. Morris and Mr..
Martin assisted by the Messrs.
Owens are doing the work. Mr..
G. H. Martin, will be the manager
at this place, we wish the new firm
success.
Mr.. and Mrs. Johnson and o. b.
Jr. took their departure for Salt
Lake City on the 18th, where Mrs.
Johnson will remain for some time
lnder physicians care. For
lbout three months she has been
from something like ty-
,hoid that has seemed to defy a
:ure here, we hope to soon hear of
Ter complete recovery. Mr.. john
on will be absent only few days.
Warren, the infant son of Mr..
nd Mrs. Chas. Owens, was attacked s
With pneumonia last week and for
time it was feared that he could 8
lot recover. On Sunday DIR. {
springer of Boise was summoned |
nd he was with the little sufferer :
NTH Monday morning when he re-
urned to Boise. On Monday even
Nc the crisis came and we are hap
y to say the change was for the
etter, and he is improving nicely,
oday, the 18th.
L. NJ. H.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20
50w3
Notice.

Five hundred tons of hay for
sale, one mile south Of Bellevue, on
Wood river. Good sheltered feed
ground and plenty of water, in
quire of A. L. NASH, Bellevue, Ida
no. 4Sw4
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20

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Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1905-01-20

- -zl.--I- L.,
The Dickinson press., 1905-05-20

Dickinson High school commence
ment will begin Sunday when Rev. c.
T. Dobson, rector of St. Johns church,
will, at the evening service at 8 o'clock,
preach the baccalaureate sermon to the
graduating class. Class day exercises,
consisting OF a musical and literary pro-
gramme. class history, class prophecy.
class will and a farce, will be held in the
opera house Tuesday evening. The
regular commencement exercises, con
sisting of Il musical and literary pro-
gramme, an address by Prof. Hollis of
Valley City, and presentation OF dipIo-
mas, will be held at the opera house
Thursday evening. The class motto is:
"Aim to a certain end" and the grad
yates are: Grace Marguerite Currie,
Nina Lucille Campbell, Jeanette Ethel
Auld, Cora Agnes Walton, Helen Mae
Barber, Anna CuskelIy, Esther Fox.
The public is invited to attend the com.
mencement exercises, all Of which are
free. The Alumni reception and ban
| quet, to which dainty invitations from
the brush of Miss Edna Scofeld have
been sent out, will occur at Senour &
Langley's hall Friday evening.
The Dickinson press., 1905-05-20

building Can be erected at an expense
of about $4,000. Mr.. Kihm proposes to
remove the present Odd Fellows build
ing, excavatc and put in a foundation
this fall and erect a two-story brick
building the coming spring. He has
leased the rooms on the second floor of
the Berry building and can use the new
structure and rooms and the St. Charles
in injunction, affording him facilities
for taking care of the increasing hotel
business Of the city.
E. L. Scofeld, who ~retires from the
mercantile business in Dickinson, is one
of the oldest settlers in Stark county
having resided here for % years last
April. Mr.. Scofeld moved from Glad.
stone to Dickinson If years ago last fall
The Dickinson press., 1905-05-20

and is the only person in the city who
has remained in continuous business IN
der the same name for this period of
time. Mr.. and Mrs. Scoheld have a fine
home on Hannaford street which has not
been disposed of yet. They are unde-
cided as to what they will do in the fu-
ture, but on account Of health Mr.. Sco-
field will likley seek a new location and
with this end in view will probably visit
the Portland exposition and from there
go to southern California where he hopes
to find the desired place. Mr.. and Mrs.
Scofeld will be much missed in this city
and in the entire county. Their loss to
society and friends Of this city will be the
gain OF some other place, and everyone
will join with the PRESS in hoping that
they will find the desired location.
The Dickinson press., 1905-05-20
K. A. Kalmen, the Mandan Mercantile

K. A. Kalmen, the Mandan Mercantile
architect, has gotten out some fine plans
for Frank Stone, ALI White and Mrs.
Mary liner. The Stone house, a Io
structure, will be modern and will be a
handsome addition to the recently built
dwellings on Wales street. Mrs. liner is
to have a E room cottage which will be
desirable. 1t is to be erected on the fine
lot just south Of her home. Foreman
White is having his house entirely built
over and when completedit will be COM
plcte and modern in every particular.
The Mandan Mercantile Co. have the
contracts for the White and Stone
houses.
The Dickinson press., 1905-05-20
This week the Odd Fellows sold their

This week the Odd Fellows sold their
property or Willard street, next door to
the St. Charles, to Frank Kim for
$4,000, possession to be given August I.
Before making the sale, however, the
trustees, Welton Mcdonald, Charles
Bake and l.. A. Davis, bought the
vacant Drenkcl lot on Barnes street for
$500. Thus the order has 81. 200 addi-
tional cash in their locker by the trans
action and it is figured that the new
location is just as good for their purpose.
The plan is to erect an 8o-foot brick
building this season, the first floor to be
fitted as a store and rented, and the
second floor to be designed especially
as a home tor the local order of Odd
Fellows. 1t is believed that a first class
The Dickinson press., 1905-05-20
DICKINSON PRESS.
TWO DOLLARS YEAR.
Saturday. Msy 70. 0

Wrappers at Crowl & Co.'s. 4-I-tf
Ice cream. The Ideal. 5-2o-tf
Paul liner was in from Taylor this
week.
Girls rompers, sizes 3 to 6 years, at
Crowl & Co.'S. 5-I3-tf
Mr.. Schrimpf has rooms at the Brock
on cottage.
New and artistic furniture arriving
daily at Frankenberg's. 4-1-tf
E. H. Hoffman was in from South
Heart this week.
You need only to 60 to the Neil barber
shop to get a bath Tor 3sc. 5.2o.2t
Charles Nolan had business in Glen.
dive the past week.
The celebrated Finch $3.50 mems
shoe for S3.75 at The Bee Hive.' 1t
Miss Welliver was recently the guest
of Miss Crowl in this city.
r. L. Beard is back from Cuba. Mrs.
Beard is still in st. Paul.
Two furnished rooms to rent. Inquire
at this office. 5-7o-2t
c. T. Crowl of Haley was called to
Fargo this week as a United States juror.
Mrs. M. B. Hickman is doing dress
making at the Congregational parson-
age. 2-4-tf
Mrs. Jay w. Reed leaves the first OF
the week on a visit to her parents in La
Moure.
DR.. &. A. Clarke. Dentist, porcelain
filing, crown and bridge work a spe-
cialty. Io-Io-lf
Cement walks are now laid on the
west side OF Cross street from Cakes to
St. Patrick's church.
For plain sewing, also hand painted
rubber finish art goods. call on MIS-. c.
$. Lewis, agent. " tt
G. X. Wannemacher went to Fargo
this week to look after his injury suit in
the United States court.
If you arc looking for the best station
cry you can find it at Mcdonald 4 Pom
rows. 4-I-tf
Gladys Fouts had a birthday matinee
party last Saturday which was greatly
enjoyed by a company of little girls.
Wallis Huidekoper, owner of the Deer
Creek Cattle Co., was in the city on
Thursday. His teams we're also in this
week for supplies.
For sale at a bargain two fve-fooI
show cases, good as new. Mcdonald &
Pomroy. 4-27-tl
Mrs. T. w. Thurston, mother of Mrs
w. T. Best, died at her Mandan home
last week at the advanced age Of 8!
years.
Broom corn, German and common
millet, to be had at reasonable price a
Drenkel's. 4-22-,
The past week while setting up tn
new press in the Volksfreund Office Ed
tor Carter had the end of a finger badl'
mashed.
l am prepared to furnish cream il
any quantities, for parties, socials ett
The Brown Dairy. 4-22-t
Word comes from Wallace, Idaho
that NJ. b. Clark, a former railroad ma
at Dickinson, recently injured himself i
a mine.
We sell Eastman Kodaks. and ever
thing to 60 with them; Kodaks, 81 t
SIS. Mcdonald & Pomroy, leadin
druggists. Al
Mrs. Frank p. Mead was in the cit
this week with her son getting some DEF
tai work done. They have removed
their ranch at South Heart
A full line of art squares, rugs an
tapestry curtains and large line of ne
carpet samples with borders to mate
at Frank:nberg's. Al
Mrs.. Morris Horen OF Skagway, Ala
ka. is visiting at the home of her pa
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. f. G. Paddock,
Belfeld. Mr.. Horen is with the VIII
Pass Ry.
For sale at a big bargain. a Dav
cream separator; can handle milk fro
twenty cows. Also tread power to IT
the same; a dog, sheep. calf, or 60
will run it. E. A. Cusrie. opposite 0
livery. 4-22
The Dickinson press., 1905-05-20
For Sale.

A mixed bunch OF 50 cattle; vii! be
sold at right prices; Can be seen in Dick
inson stock yards On Sunday.
IT MARTIN SCHILLER.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-24
AN EXCITING RUNAWAY.

Bakers Horse Dashes, Into Street Car
, Wrecks Wagon and Dashes Madly
Up Chapel Street.
+. A most exciting runaway occurred on
Chapel street last night about 6
o'clock when the street was crowded
with people returning to their homes,
and that several were not seriously
hurt is considered a miracle. r.
The horse is owned by E. w. Hof-
mann, the baker at .22S-2S0 Dixwell
avenue, and it was attached to a COW
cred wagon. 1t was standing in Greg
son alley and becoming frightened 1t
rushed out into Chapel street directly
into passing trolley car. The wagon
shafts were broken and the horse
freed. He then rushed on a mad run
up Chapel street, narrowly averting
many collisions with pedestrians, teams
and other cars. +"
Luckily the horse kept the street for
had it gone on the sidewalk, as many
expected to see it do at any moment,
number of people would undoubtedly
have been badly hurt. AS it reached
the corner of Chapel and High streets
it was caught by an officer.
Beyond some scratches the horse was
apparently uninjured. The wagon
shafts are very badly broken.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-24
NEW HAVEN THEATER.

Charles A. Tavlors latest play ''Es-
capped from the Harenl' was presented
to a large and enthusiastic audience at
the New Haven. tl1eater last night. The
drama is certainly a powerful one, and
might be summed up as follows: "a
well written plot, full Of stirring
scenes, played by a strong cast and ele-
gantly staged. Sensation, humor and
pathos chase one another all through
the the four acts, and keep the au-
dience spenbound. The play has many
strenuous scenes as well as many me-
chanical effects, which called forth the
hearty plaudits of the audience. There
are lots Of pretty girls who are be-
witching in their Oriental costumes.
The company all through is a splen-
did one, as was evinced from the
hearty applause which was. bestowed
on each, and all of the principals. Es-
capped from the Harum' is well worth
going to see, and large houses will I'M
,doubtedIy greet it at to-night's per-
Torrance, and also Wednesday matinee
and evening, : -3a =
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1905-01-24
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Polls Tbeater.

Jewels Royal Manikans drew crowd
ed house to Polls last night. The the
alter within a theater was one of the
biggest hits this season. Nothing like
the Manisan act has been seen here in
some time, and the one presented last
night was upon a most elaborate and
gorgeous scale.
Herbert's dogs came in for their
share of approval. The 'loep the loop
dog was one of the hits of the bill. He
is here with novel feat of encircling
an eight foot circle at a rapid gait. He
seems perfectly satisfied. with himself
when it is over and the treat is one of
the enjoyable parts of an up-to-date
canine act. The comical attire of the
dog also comes in for good comment.
Edgar Allen and his company in 'The
Victors" are a clever number of art
lists; Loney Haskal, as the rascal, has
q lot of talk that goes with a rush
The Three Westons in pleasing music
al number. Harper, Desmond and
Bailey as colored song and dance ar
lists, and Toledo and Price as the con-
tortionists are the rest of the offering
The electrograpfr has a new series OF
the pleasing motion pictures and closes
the bill.
The bill will be repeated afternoons
and evenings during the balance of the
| week.
Polls prices: Evenings, 10, 20 and 81
cents; matinees, 10 and 20 cents; ladies
at matinees, 10 cents; box seats, 81
cents.