The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-01-19
THISTLES

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dress - rptveuttiop.
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ni.h slt0s, bitch. Oas 70 bear "
tsl8 elltui liitb The bride blsket
oVi 81 he Aii mitute.
u ..is gaff comes from railr. Tbs
i.ihci q CastmH.fciisr called en- Corot
sts or ats iosud bin 10 ibs SCI Of sisb'
irg 20 ar A Haaefpsof, ,IeaaiD,f
Ne ,bfef mEM LAys u. II 10 youi'
.r1 "a = itd cofo,, tyes sill aat'
tofsy SIS butcher .sd baker bills Of my
iiaslti9uf bat ppof frh nd, J,aa Frstcoi'
MGifi. AFfcst taid the ps,rou, well pleas
"A. 10 N wtie pftterlee 70 hin, ~
thsy meaDpd 10 lfarly 5000, <lbtr
butcpf bo, hktI hsyifg bsn I'D for
twsiv, ythfL
-L're J,htpy THAT ytung usa who
etmts 81 t,e 700 @ust BE- prttly poor com
psuy W tass't any sense a humor. Sis
Ter ny DO yGn tlibk to' Little Johnny
II tod h.m ~ about the funny way VOC
rush ab1ui AID blrg the door when you
get ia i tmptr sd he dlds'f au2h q
~.
There bad b,en AfAllwsy collision uear
scoitlh country iown, ADD "a sstute
local al.ersy bad hurried TO he scene Of
dtsaieg Noticing an old man with a
badly damaged bead lying on the ground,
be approached him with notebook In hand
Hos about damages, my msb'' be began.
The itiafed msn waved him OF with the
remafA ma, ns, yen get nae damages
INC Hits ~ NAtbh bAs tuhk W. itt btoohiih
aud t. sia
kc1 Aunt-lou only visit me when
you s.' money. New Nephew-Well, |
c0a'dR me more frequently, could II
Nj Booh.-My eIplsnsshun--hie- Il
hope + liisfaeiory, nv dcsrsh. Mrs.
Boo r IoUr excuse Is pretty good, but IL
isn as good al father ustd TO make.
she-T6cre Is no excuse for a man
danciug badly. lIe-But II be cannot dance
o;al sisei she-o1, that merely would
be AZ Reuse for not dancing at all.
-istia house you now live 10 your own
Not nov You have sold III No; got
msfiied.
Or. CuiIs-l made an awful mistake
when diaguoied that mans case AZ apptD-
diciGis. DR. Slash What did the operation
dls,loaes ~. Cu,is-That he dldn't have
. cent.
--snobleigh-At the opera last night
Cholly soillegh was very conspicuous. OF
a brilliant box party given by the Van
Pethets he was the centre. Grumpleigh-
Yes, Iare sAy-lhe ihirty-center.
Again the village blacksmith stood un-
der the spreading chestnut tree. juggling
thc coins In his pocket, he spake ~ care
uos who makes the autos Of the nation pro.
yided | make the repairs"
Misttess--I don't want you to have 80
much company. You have more callers In
dsy than have ia week. Domestic
Wei, mum, perhaps II you'd try to be a
liltle more agreeable you'd have as many |
friends as have.
- shht the deuce are you doilg on ~
top u that tree, MIse' Don't you know
that rs being cut down. Mike Yes, your
houor, The last tonne ye had tree cut
dowI Il tell On top Of me, and, begons,
oili he safe this tonne.
a. Dsaaed Son--paps, what Is a phi
be, pheri Father-A philosopher, my boy
h. a mao who ~ill pay hls car fare, forget.
III < that he has transfer In his pool ct,
AaG not get mad when he discovers u after.
Naid.
Dl you think there Is anything re-
n,afkable IL love at first sishli afked 4 ro-
usn,iC youth. Not tall, replied his cy nj.
ca friend. l.'s when people have tctnI
~ klug 81 each oth, FOR four or Ave yeas
lhAt il becomes remarkable
-Ethol-Nho was that man you jult
sed to- penelope That was Dobsop,
The great composer. L he,-A composer,
did you say peneiop, he manufactures
soothing strip.
No work, said the man gloomIly, ard
hot ,hlog In the house to eat. What shall
we dor There is nothing for ~ to do, ie-
piled NJ wife, but 10 take In boarders.
II hould Ike to know when you are
golns 70 pay that bill | can't come here
every Day in the week. What day would
sult vs.. beslf Saturday. Very well, ten,
you Cat eslieyery saturday.
--kr uppagsln., hear they have
passed Q law IN Iowa tina, no degenerste
sbsil be allowed TO marry. Mrs. Upps-
geigst Bot what will be The test Of degcn.
erscyY Mr.. uppagslHs,--oa, wanting to
&c married, ! suppose.
--J9Hef What have VOC got that string
aroma youl dagger for Brow Ny wife
pu, !. NJ 20 lhA, would reme.nber sone-
thing. ! forge. shsi II wss. I'm keel Ina
IL on tow 10 ruind me to ak her what 1t
wGt when gei hsGie this eseslng.
"a receni lfsGe u the Cape MercIry
eolisieed The following advertisement
" Wasted for Gefmsn West Africa, 4 man
10 lock ti.er oLe horse, two cows AND
three piss. oAs Who can lmpsri the ludt
uen.a Of Fnneh, singing srd the piano tt