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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
Was "The Boy"

The late Laurence Hutton, the all
thor, once stopped in a Chicago hotel
on his way east, and, being short of
funds after his summer outing, the
hotel clerk required Identification be-
fore assigning him a suite of rooms,
Mr. Hutton looked around the lob
by, and noticed Joe" Jefferson, to
whom he confded his predicament.
Mr.. Jefferson went to the desk, and,
shaping Mr.. Hutton on the back, re
marked to the clerk: II don't know
who Laurence claims to be, but he's
the. boy" He was given the pick Of
the house.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
CONSTIPATION AND STOM-
ACH TROUBLE CAN BE
CURED
j. s. Jansen, President of the Mil
waukee Retail Druggists Associa-
ton, Talks on the Dangers of
Constipation and Stom-
ach Trouble.

Have you noticed the large number OF
cases of typhoid fever lately?" said Mr.. j.
D. Jansen to Daily News representative.
10 my notion typhoid fever, malarial fe-
YER appendicitis and many kindred COM
paints are the result of constipation, which
IN many cases is allowed by the patient to
run along without proper treatment. You
NJ Mn Ienenlper when you were enid ana
the doctor was called, his first prescription
was q dose of castor oil All physicians
know the value of having the bowels thor
ouShly opened. People when they grow up,
allow constipation to become chronic
through lack of attention. Consultation is
the failure of the bowels to carry off the
undigested food. which collects in the ALI
mentary canal and there decays. general
Ing poisonous disease germs. These germs
find their way into the blood by means Of
which they are carried to every tissue The
FEVER thus created affects not only the
lungs, Kidneys stomach heart and nervous
system, but in fact any organ of the body
is liable to break down as a result. The
blood becomes thin and watery. The suf-
ferer loses in flesh and strength. Castor OH
and pills will not cure an affection like this.
something more than a laxative is needed.
There are many physics on the market and
we sell great many, having probably the
most popular store of the kind in the city.
l do not often talk about manufactured
medicine but the high esteem in which
MulFs Grape Tonic is held by the drug and
medical fraternities has impressed me ana
l know from actual experience right here
constipation and stomach trouble positively
and permanently
"Grape Tonic is not physic, but it inn
mediately clears the bowels Of the decay
Ing food because of the peculiarly strength
ening effects it eXerts over the organs of
the digestive system. AS tonic it is SUI
perior to the nauseating cod liver oil COM
pounds. 1t builds flesh faster and creates
strength quicker than any other prepare
tion known to medical science. The ingred-
tents are positively harmless made mainly
from crushed grapes and fruits Although
a full bottle might be taken at once. no
Inconvenience would result. ! only wish
that people paid more attention to these
little details, which in themselves in the
beginning are of so slight Importance. but
which grow in magnitude until the most
serious trouble and some deadly disease
fastens itself on the constitutions. There
is really nothing easier to take than Mulrs
Grape Tonic. | hope you, through the in
fuence of your paper can bring the read
ers to a sense of the gravity of allowing
constipation to become chronic"
WRITE FOR THIS FREE BOTTLE TO-
DAY
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
PARROT ON WITNESS STAND.
Bird Decides Question of Ownership
in Short Order.

in Short Order.
Magistrate Baker in the Harlem
police court was called on to decide
the question of ownership of a parrot
and he wisely determined to allow
the bird to speak for himself
The parrot escaped from a cage in
the home Of Joseph Jacobs, 106 West
One Hundred and Thirty-third street,
and was captured by Charles McDon-
aid of One Hundred and Thirty-sec-
ond street and Lenox avenue, who
climbed tree to get the flyaway.
Mcdonald gave the parrot to a
friend named John Herman, whose
finger it bit. Mcdonald urged that the
bird was his because of his tree
climbing and Tiernan pleaded that it
was his on account of the lacerated
finger. Both he'd that in any case
the bird no longer belonged to ia
cobs
where's the parrot?" asked the
magistrate.
"a court officer put him out be-
cause ne was 1SOrderly-ShOutng-
yer honor" said Mcdonald
Bring it in" ordered the magis-
trate
When the parrot was brought up to
the bench Jacobs said: Eyer honor,
I'll show you he's mine"
eco ahead" assented the magis-
trate.
Whats yer name?" said Jacobs to
the parrot.
Jacobs" replied the bird.
How old are you?"
"Three years
you're nice Polly, amt your
well, I'll be good and we'll
hee-haw.''
"That'll do" said the magistrate,
''talle the parrot"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
OBITUARY,

Cyrus I. Bewley, president and gen
eral manager of the Oregon Foundry
and Machine company of Oregon, H.,
is dead.
Arthur Foster Bowers, formerly
city editor CT the New York Tribune,
died Of paralysis at his home in New
York City. He has been on the staff
Of the Tribune for thirty years.
Louis Daltroff, a we'll known Mem
phis, Tenn, politician, died suddenly
CT heart failure in that city. He was
regarded as one of the heroes in the
yellow fever epidemic OF 1878 in Mem
phis.
Adolph Moses, who died at Ashe-
Vile N. c., was one of the leading
lawyers Of Illinois and the west and
was active in public affairs of Chicago
for many years. He was the founders
and for years the editor and president
Of the National Corporation Reporter,
a legal journal. He was 68 years old
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
Clever With his Pen.

Hes clever with his pen"
"Is he poet?"
mo"
:1fe writes prose, eh?"
mo"
well, what in blazes does he
write, them"
'1He can't write. He's a juggTer,
and he losses a pen up in the air and
catches it behind his ear nine times
out Of ten. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

BILE so badly they were agonized with
pain in the back, head and loins, rheu-
matte attacks and urinary disorders
1 am glad to recommend such a de-
serving remedy.
(Signed) MARCUS r. MAYER.
Sold by all dealers. so cents box,
Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

Coquelin and other
famous singers and
actors. writes:
Gentlemen: wish
as many suffering
men and women as |
can reach to know
the excellence of
Doan's Kidney Pills.
| was greatly benefit
ed by this remedy and
know it cured several
who had kidney trOl-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

1872 FREE BOTTLE COUPON HIS
Send this coupon with your name and adj
dress and druggists name, for free bottle of
MulPs Grape Tonic for Stomach and Bowels to
MULL's GRAPE Tonic Co., Fl Third Ave.,
Rock Island, Ill.
Give Full ADDRESS and Write Plainly
The 81 90 bottle contains nearly three times
the soc size and about six times the CSC size.
At drug stores.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
Bio Fire in Nebraska.

Lincoln, Neb., Nov. 4.-Fire at Hast
ings, Neb., yesterday destroyed the
large department store building owned
by Former Senator Dietrich. The
loss is 100000.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
College Education Expensive.

is it expensive senGing your girls
to college?"
Il should say so! My wife takes
advantage of their absence to dress
about twenty years younger than she
really is"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

junction order of Judge Holdom the
men were urged to ignore the court
and continue the fight against the
typothetae as formerly.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
A PARODY.

All situations stand in need
Of great reforms to right 'em;
And these reforms need new reforms
And so ad infnitum.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

money alleged to have been lost -Dy
fraudulent and engligent.
King Oscar has notified the Nor
wegian government that all the mem
bers of the Swedish royal family re-
linquish the ranks they have hitherto
held in the Norwegian army and navy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

The genuine has date and number
stamped on the label-take no other from
your druggist
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13
GRATIFYING PRAISE.

Letter from Marcus Mayer, the Great
Patron of Music and he Drama.
Marcus r. Mayer, who brought to
America Nine. Patti, Duse, Salyini.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1905-11-13

American interests at Riga and
Rostoff-on-Don are reported to be IN
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
CUTrCURA, q SET, LOO.
Complete Treatment for Every Hu.
mour, from rimplcs to Scrofula,
from Infancy to Age-A Set
Often Cures.

Cuticura Treatment is local and consti.
sweet and wholesome. Battle the affected
surfaces with Cuticura Soap and hot wa
ter. to cleanse the skin Of crusts and
scales and soften the thickened cuticle,
dry without hard rubbing, and apply
Cuticura Ointment freely to allay itching,
irritation and inflammation, and sootho
solvent Pills to cool and cleanse the
blood, and put every function in a state
Of healthy activity. More great cures
Of simple, scrofulous and hereditary
humors are daily made by Cuticura RENE.
dies than by all other blood and skin
remedies.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
THE END Of THE GRIP
REACHED AFTER E1GHr YEARS OF
COMPLICATED TROUBLES.
Deafness, Kissing soundsi In Head. Stomach
Disorder, ralpitntion of Heart md
Debility Overcome at Last.

Deafness, Kissing soundsin Head, Stomach
Disorder, Palpitation of Heart and
Debility Overcome at Last.
Mr.. Newman certainly had a very
tough time with the grip, and it is nc
wonder that he thinks that the remedy
that cured him can't be beat. His case
shows how profoundly grip poisons the
system and how o~bstinately it resists oil
ordinary efforts TO eradicate 1t.
Fewcases can be worse than Mr.. New.
mans for he had head. heart and stom.
ach troubles combined with great weak.
ness. He recently said
"The attack Of grip which I had eight
years ago left me in a very bad fix. !
became nearly deaf and my head ached
continually and was filed with kissing
and roaring sounds. My heart futtercd
and had regular running-away spells.
Ny stomach was so sore that I could
hardly bear n touch OH that part Of my
body. I had a great deal Of pain in the
region Of my liver and the doctor said
that organ was enlarged. My kidneys
eched SO at times that I could hardly
stand"
Didn't you give up and go to bed?"
he was asked.
"No, 1 simply wouldn't. My head
and my back ached dreadfully, but !
obstinately dragged myself about, kept
growing worse and finally ran down tc
almost nothing"
What did you do to get relief?"
First ! tried a doctor, but he did me
no good. Then I took all kinds of ad.
vertised preparations but nothing proved
helpful until began to use DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. AS soon as I got them ]
knew that I had at last hit the right
remedy for my case. The very first box
did more for me than anything else
had ever taken. They gave mo relief
right away aud in three months they
positively cured me. I think l was
scarcely ever in better health in my life
than l am mt present."
Mr.. William A. Newman is e we'll.
known Camden county farmer, living at
Sagrada, Missouri. His case was q SO.
we're test for any remedy, but DIR. Will.
linms' Pink Pills met every requirement.
Other remedies merely drive the poison
OF the gripinto hiding, but DIR. Williams
Pink Pills drive it out Of the system.
They are sold by every druggist.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
ERUPTION OF STR0MB0LI
The Volcano 10 Throwing Out stone
and Lava Is Flowing Down
the Mountain Sides.

New York, May Mount Stroin.
boil is in eruption, cables the Herald's
correspondent at Canania, Italy, There
has been a heavy fall of stones and
much lava is flowing in W. streams
down opposite sides of the mountain
The eruption is accompanied by Sigh,
earthquake shocks.
A German scientist, Or. Schultz, who
tried to approach the mountain, re-
ceived serious injuries.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
THE SI0RK COMING AGAIN
The Wife of the President Sews and
Smiles softly to
Herself.

Washington. May 1.-The sweetest
and dearest experience Of a woman's
life, as the immortal Louisa NJ. AL
colt, In Little Women expressed 1t.
is once more to come to Mrs. Theodore
Roosevelt, wife of the president.
Having returned from her series OF
little outings, she is at home for some
time to come, and puts In her time
sewing and smiling softly to herself
like any other wifely woman.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
A Bloody Riot.

Chicago, May /. The bloodiest work
Of Sunday occurred at Crosby and
Oak streets at eight O'Clock in the
morning, not far from the scene OF
Saturday nights barn fight. A moi
of more than 1000 persons, among
whom were many women, attacked two
men. threw them from their wagons
kicked them insensible and then cu'
the horses loose and turned the wagon
upside down.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Write to s. G. Warner, G.. P. & T. A..
Kansas City Southern Ry., Kansas City,
Mo, for information concerning free
ff Ssstions, fmp nS%Sd'} fsr%ss. Ni sw Sio oGSRsy'
Rice lands, and Timber lands and for
copy of Current Events" Business On.
%portunities, Rice book, X. c. S. Fruit
book. Cheap round trip homeseekers'
tickets on sale first and third Tuesdays OF
each month. The short line to the Land
Of Fulfllment." "
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
A VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.
Rev Jacob D. Van Doren, Of 81 Sixth
street, Fond Du Lac, Wis, Presby.
terrain clergyman, says: ~ had a..

tacks OF kidney disor.
ders which kept me IN
the house for days at a
time, unable to do any.
thing. What I suffered
can hardly be told.
Complications set in,
the particulars Of
which l will be pleased
to give in a personal
interview to any ono
who requires informa-
ton. This l can con-
scientiously say oan's
Kidney Pills caused .
general improvement
in my health. They
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

brought great relief by lessening the
pain and correcting the action of the
kidney secretions."
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. Price, 80 cents. Foster.Mil-
burn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
Lad Meets Death Uudcr Roller.

G%nsenfeld, H., May "A seven
year old son of William Cluster. a
farm r, was instantly killed by falling
In front of an iron roller attached to Q
wagon his father ives driving
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

II your stomach troubles you at any time
take Stomachic.n viii relieve you at once
and cure you. Save druggists profits. Sold
only direct-delivered to you for 81 90
StOmachic Co., Sturgis, Mich.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
MADE Trouble.

Elder.Do you really think lie danger.
kidder-1t 10, indeed. knew Q fel.
low about your age who did it and the
first thing he knew he was married to
z widow with five children. -Philadelphia
Press.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Box SO, Waller, Texas.
Our daughter took Pusheck's Kuro ac.
cordlng to directions and is completely
cured now. John Never
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
An Awful Jolt,

He-Some men are only witty when
they've had a glass or two of wine.
She-According to that, l suppose you
never drank a drop in your life.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05
In a Pinch, Use Aliens Foot.Ease

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot. Ease.
q powder. II cures Corns. Bunions. Painful,
Smarting, Hot. Swollen feet. At ali Drug,
gists and Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Bread is the staff of life, and it fire
quently is the indigestion Of life, Also
Sunset Magazine.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Us a man thinketh before breakfast, SC
Is he.-Chicago Tribune.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Many, people seem to think that the
chief advantage Of friendship is that it
authorizes them 20 say disagreeable things
to their ntimates.-N. y. Times.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli
Bile medicine for coughs and colds.-N. w
Samuel, Ocean Grove. n. j., Feb. II, 1900.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Some people are too conceited to be
jeGlous.-N. Y. Times.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-05-05

Practice makes purgatory-for the neigh
bors.--N. y Picayune.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10
Mil Employe Injured.

Ed. Shank. an employe Of the Dor
cas- mill met with quite . painful
accident between six and seven 'clook
last night while trying to throw .
belt onto wheel. In somU manner
the belt did not remain 10 the posi-
tion he had placed 1t aud in flying Oft
struck him and It Is said no was
thrown downward distance Of about
fifteen feet.
He has several severe bruises about
the body there is confusion about
the bip and shoulder. He also
suffered bad nervous shook.
The company phyiioan wAs called
and relieved ths man Of pain. II he
10 injured Internally the symptoms
had not s1sswn up shis morning.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10
Chosen Grand Manager.

Mrs. CLARA 2 Hillix and daughter
arrived home yesterday after month q
stay In Los Angeles. California.
where they had been attending the
grand session Of the Women OF Wood
craft. The session was prod uctive Of
much good to the order.
Il WAS voted to establish permanent
headquarters at Portland. Oregon.
aud erect . suitable building for the
accommodation Of the grand officers.
The noxt grand session will be held
In four years instead of two years as
has formerly been the custom. This
speaks wcll for the confidencs the
order has In the grand officers.
Mrs. Hillix was honored 1t this ses-
sion by being chosen one Of the two
grand managers who are to act on the
finance board for this term.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10

Attorney g.. H. Wilkes and o. H.
Bissell officisted with others as judges
in Canon City last evening at the
oratorical contest for the Harding
prize. between Canon City and South
Canon High schools. Judge Morton
8. Bailey presided at the contest,
which was held at the Presby .eriAn
church. The church was we'll filled
with interested listeners and all con.
testants acquitted themselves with
much credit. The orAtions were
original and reflected credit upon both
the contestants and the schools which
trained them. The winners and
their orations were, 1.-THE Worlds
Sccptsr." Geo. Hsdden, frat prize !;
II Win the Battles. Josephine Wins
Nc the Hearts," Ona Pittenser. sud
prize
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10
THE SCHOOL BOARD.
Holds Interesting Meeting But Was
Lacking In Harmony.

Lacking In Harmony.
The old board Of education met in
the Ex Parte office last night. finished
up the unfinished business before thew
adjourned to allow the new board
member 20 take her seat. The most
important business to come before the
old board was tho psssage Of reso-
luton that the president Of tho board
under the direction Of the county
treasurer issue coupon bonds In such
denominations ~ seem advisable at
~ per cent per annum payable semi.
annually and redeemable 10 fifteen
yeArs after date. The bonds will be
for fundiug the $50. 900 indebtedness
Of the school district. The secretary
Of the board was authorised to adver.
tise for the bids for said bonds. Tho
bids for the bonds must be In sealed
envelope k5c accompanied BY . e50O
certified oheok. The bids will be
opened and the bonds disposed Of at
8 O'Clock on the morning Of June 30.
The money secured In the sale of the
bonds will be used In paying OF the
indebtedness of the school district.
The old board then adjourned and
the new board WAS reorganized. N.
f. Lewis WAS elected president Of the
board to au .ceed W. L. Morris and
W. T.. Morris was elected secretary
to succeed r. A. Moore. Mr.. Moore
took the floor and stated that he
thought Mr.. Draper should be given
that position especially since Mr.. Nor.
ris already WAS holding = public office
and was In business. therefore he
preferred seeing Mr.. Draper elected
to the of'oe Of secretary. To do this
was 10 violate = time honored rule Of
the members and Mr. Morris receiving
the majority Of the votes was declared
elected.
President Lewis then named the
following committees:
Finance Cham piou aud Moore
Text books. study and library
Champion and Morris.
Teachers and salariss-Lswis and
Norris.
Buildinss. ground and jAnitor-
Draper and Champion.
Rules. regulations and discipline
Moore and Morris.
Supplies and ineidentais Draper
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10
/. Purely Personal .
Fred Burch of Pueblo is in Flor

Fred Burch of Pueblo Is in Flor.
ence this. afternoon.
Attorney Wilkes is transactine
business In Pueblo this afternoon.
County Surveyor McFall ID
transactinR business in Cauon today.
will McCreery came down from
Cripple Greek today and will remain
here several days
-Adolph Anderson, an employe Of
the Union mill left for Alma today to
work In one Of the mines.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10
and Moore.

and Moore.
Examination and certificates Nor
ris and Draper.
A petition from the patrons Of the
High school ing for the retention
Of Prof. II. A. Kenyon was read, &C
oepted and fled.
II was evident that bad blood exist.
ed between certain members of the
board and some mighty spicy and
snappy conversation passed between
them
The board members saw that moth
ing definite In the Kenyon matter
could be done 90 An adjournment was
taken.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10

The merchants do not expect to
hear anything further from the Santa
Fe or Rio GrAnde railroads In refer.
enoe to . reduction Of the freight
tariffs in this part Of the valley until
next week. General Agents Moore
house and Wild said they would
make some change In the prese mt
schedule and a. soon ~ this is done
the local people will be notified. It
10 not though the new rates will go
into effect before June /.
The daily tribune., 1905-05-10

The Knights of Pythias last night
initiated FIVE members into the rank
of Knight. The Rev. DR.. Mohorter
Of I uehlo who has been assisting in
the revival meetings went up to lodge
late In the evening and made an ex-
oellent talk to the delight Of all pres.
ent. Those present report = splendid
meeting.