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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
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Der nab iabrelangem 2eioen Qebeilt
prb, Oeffentfibe aunngebungen
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mar siemlih gut, biz meine Gleren
anfingen, mir Sbmieriefeiten sll be-
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biidte Dber etna5 bob unb bas an
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9eieren Billen nabu, Die i'm Berar
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GprinaaQ'S MpDtbefe su baben itnb.
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Ngenten fiir bic Ser. Staaten.
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unb accepttrt tein Subititut.
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rBerl. Taaebl. fplaenbes bibibe
@efhibtheu mitseteilt: Sier batten
aus Nnlab oes ShiqertageS ale
Shulen frei befommen, nit Muse
nabme oes &antonal @bmnaliums.
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oieier Wnitalt nabmen bas niht rubie
bin. iOnoern oon edit Shileribem
Treibeitsorange beieelt. baben iie am
ShiQertaee einfah geitreitt. I'm
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oem @pmnaiium uno soaeu unter
tlingenoem Spiel burb Die Staot,
um vMuf Der SDbe" Der BON ben ans
oeren Shuleu aemeiuiam aeplanten
Seier beisumObnen. Muf oem sfeits
plas. NOD eine .@biqerlinbe" aes
pflanat merben iollte, tuaren AUDI be-
reits einiae fir bieien Ntt gemdblte
6erren anmeienb. unb nad Gufftel.
lung Der Gbiiler gina oas Bflanaen
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u0r iib. unb als bann Die 6erren
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8iigen bic 5btler aller anberen
Shulen eintrafen, tonnten lie nur
feitfteqen. baB fie post festum ee.
fonmen waren. Die begeiiterte
ftreitluitiee Shuliu9enb aber brahte
bel elmer Sammlung mod 200 syrants
5uiammen, Die elmer moltdtigen gtif.
tune iibermieien muroeu.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
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ben Sonitulus, am Misienbentma
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pagna TN Sriibltngstletoe.
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TN Qlbansrgsbirss, sbe mir mad SlO.
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
Giffubaba Ylall.
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llbfahrt.

Rad alien Norb@3erass 9antten ....
500 9Drm,
Rad ct. 9ouis, laernpbis unb bem
Often. ........1 l1hr na6m,
Nab Norb 3eras, Sanias gitp unb
5t. Qouis Is a6enbs
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funft.
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Son ct. 9Dni8 unb benz Often: 9.55 abenbs
8Dn 9areb0 unb MerifD . l2:40 nabm.
unb. .7:50 abenba
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
Bereh htiot.

.Da iebe ih eben. onB Smitb lein
NutomDbil nab oem Namen Ieiner
Srau genannt bat III oas niht cine
lonoerbare Sbee ?"
Sang uno aar nidbt. gr lieR ben
Namen erit auf Die Walbine malen,
na6oem er berausaefunben bate, baB
er fie nibt lenten fann.@
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
iEortiesunq fDlQt,H
sc TIT feiu 0ehetmuts,

oaB nidts : 10 pirfiam sesen 9hnitt
nno granbpuaben, @eidpiire etc, iit,
toie Budlin's Nrnicas@albe. sic it
tpie in meinem Sale, gut fir i6limms
Iusen, idreibt 8. 8, Gregory bon
Sope, Eeras, 25c BEL S, @alteDer &
Sobn, @eo, s, S. sdmibt, Gs. unf
Nbolf DreiB.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
M1tmng.

Oas Gransp0rtati0nssaomit Der
..9briltian @noeauorers" bat bas
Jrtsco Spitem als Die offiaieQe
Goute pon Nort Wortb nah ct.
Souls CUR 80nbention in Baltimore
ermGblt. Nbfabrt BON Sort Wortb
am 3. Suli 1850 mpraens, Nnfuuft
in baltimore am 5. Suli 1856 nad=
nlittaga. Vile 3eilnebmer m6gen
iih pegen Der @inaelbeiten penoen
an S0bn st. Reepes,
Wtanager Transportation.
Dor Is, Tort gSortb, 9eras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
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gD1afberm Yacif8c N5aba,
NbfGhrt
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peitDn t6gfi6 6..,........ IL. 40 BORN,
unb 10 Nbenos,
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unb DfeItfD ..............9 300 SDrn1.
Nnfunft.
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neft0n td9llcD ...........7.35 Nor9ens
unb 600 Wa9m. ....................
Son gl HaiD. galifDrnteu uno Werifo
800 Nbenb8.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
aetne &oraen tpeaeu ber Wlitrpb ben,

8Dr bunberten pon Sabren tparen bic
alten Bernbarbiner Nbnbe i'm aurieren
bDn arnnfbeiten eans ebenio erfolqreib,
tple es 9DftDren Der Neuaeit iinb, mno oae
BET batten bic Wbnbe niemals BON Neifrr@
ben, ieuen fleinen 5ieren, geb6rt, pelfe
in ben &6rper einbringen mnb Nenihen
t6ten. Die W6nd9e lieBen bic stinitige
Seit nlbt nnbenuBt nerftreibeu uub auf
oas erfte 3ei6en zines 2eibens gaben ne
tie oas elm, mas iest ai8 bic srDBen st.
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oieie traftigten unoerrpeilt bic 3eber, reis
nigten bas Blut, itellten 8eiunbe Ser
oauuna Der un6 i6afften ale abgeftorbe.
men. giftigen Stoffe. Nifr0ben, u. +. 10,
9ana aus benz Sbftem beraus.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07

sH s, @ah, Shubnaher, be,
ebrt itb ieiuen 8unoen unb Ereun.
ben ansu8eigen. oaB er 'iein @eIhdft
nod SEQ. l13 Siib.glamo. straBe
oerleat bot.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
6aIfh merit anbeu.

.Sagten sic mir nibt. bab Sbr
0effe. ben Sic mir etnpfahlen, lhper
arbeiten fam ?"
sSG. er arbeltet pirflib iduer,
oas heiBt, th meine. er arbeitet nid3t
gerabe iebr niel, aber ib babe mod
niemanben eeiebeu, BEN bas Nrbeiten
ihmerer falIt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
Sui GhDre 4abu.

Nb bfabrt.
Narb 9anernia, Sutberlanb Gprin9s
GtDdhafe, tdglib, 800 Born.
Mnfunft
B0n StDdbale, Sutberlanb Springs unb
3aberuia. taQGGh. ...... 2:30 Naclm,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
Siibmelttrras mifrldlt GndY

g8eun Sbr @ud irgeaomo uleber.
laiien mDllt tbut es entlaug Der 81,
ME Der
Gam Qlntnntu Il xsrGafns
YaB Sabm,
i'm Oartens9iitrift oes States. 8e.
lunobelt unb Glilna uniibertroffen
Billige 2dnoereien fiir ben Sarmer,
Warftgdrtner. Obits uno Btebsiibter.
g8eaen @inselbeiten menbet@ub an
@eD. s. 2upton, 8. 4s. a..
Snn Gntpniu. 1eTGs.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07
Edglide Eourttten sGlatmaaen

Xdgli1e SOarttten S9latmagen
nab @alifornien. ebeuip nab ct.
2ouis .nia 9eras & Becific Babn
obne Webiel. 9dreibt an iraeno
einen 9idet Igenten peoen oieles
neuen Dienites ooer an 6. IS. 9ur.
ner, General 8aiiaaier.Ngent, Dals
taS. 9eras.
gI SIR 9amem. - s5alten entternt
Banqen uufgeflut; Sals, Mrme, 8tiite
entroideit: @efthts=@aiio8e. @rabuirte
gtep Yort Sbule Der gbiropeop uno Ser.
matolo8p 2O3 9S. @ommerce.StraBe |.
S5tod @ltes Eel. ll6l. Reues 1l91.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1905-06-07

S SIN S0mmer iit's ingneuer.
meger's Vart am an9enebmiten.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Jerery Jud.on. the nx.r

One Of the most notable Of dwarfs
was Jeffrey Hudson, who was intro
duced to Henrietta Maria, nso Of
Charles l., In a noble venison pie.
when the pie was opened. out step
ped Jeffrey In all the dignity Of, his
eighteen inches and made a courtly
obeisance to the astonished and de-
lighted queen, begging to be taken into
her service, a favor which was prompt
ly granted.
Jeffery was a man Of stout heart
and adventurous spirit. He fought
two duels. n with a turkeycock and
the second with a Mr.. Crofts, who fac
ed the little man armed with a SQUIRT
and was forthwith shot dead. Twice
Jeffery saw the inside Of prison walls
once when he was captured by the
French on his way across the channel
and again when he was captured by
Barbary corsairs-and to crown his ca
reer Of adventure he was accused Of
being mixed up in the popish plot and
ended his rather troublous days in the
Gate House in 1852.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Women and Tobacco.

Master Prynne, the weak, we'll mean
ing Puritan who in 1853 wrote an at
tack upon the stage, tells us that in
his day tobacco pipes were offered to
ladies at the theater in lieu Of apples
between the acts. A French traveller,
M. Torevin de Rochefort, who pub
lished his journal in 1877, confirms
this by telling US that he found smok-
ing a general custom in England, as
well among women as among men.
Both sexes, be adds, held that life
without tobacco would be intolerable
because, they say, it dissipates the
evil humors of the brain.'
When ladies stopped smoking they
took to snuff. Women Of quality about
a century ago would not stir without
their snufboxes, beautifully enameled
receptac!es Of perfumed mild rappee.
Lord Boiingbroke said Of Queen Anne
and her grace Of Marlborough: 1.-The
nation is governed by a pair Of snuff
ers. No wonder the light Of its glory
is Observation-Disclosures Standard.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
HEALTHY MOTHERS,

Mothers should always keep in good
bodily health. They owe it to their chill.
dren. Yet it il no unusual sight to see
a mother, with babe in arms, coughing
violently and exhibiting all the symptoms
ofa consumptive tendency. And why
should this dangerous condition exist,
dangerous alike to mother and child,
when DR.. Bosohee's German Syr-
up would put . stop to it at once? No
mother should be without this old and
tried remedy in the house-for its time
ly use will promptly cure any lung,
throat or bronchial trouble in herself or
her children. The worst cough or cold
can be speedily cured by German Syrup;
so can h%oarseness or congestion of the
bronchial tubes. 1t makes expectora-
ton easy and gives instant relief and
refreshing rest to the cough racked Jon
sumptive. New trial bottles, Csc; largo,
size, 75c. For sale by Burke & 90.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Warsav's sssocinl Glass"

The town Of Warsaw, Russia, may
be called the milk producers Eden.
There is probably nowhere such a
milk town." Restaurants are but lit
tie frequented. On the other hand, the
public frequents the various dairies in
great numbers in order to chat with
friends or read the newspapers to the
accompaniment Of black or white cof-
fee or a glass Of cold or warm milk.
To close a bargain or to talk business
the milk saloon is resorted to. Chess
and billiards are allowed to be played
ia these recognized places Of public re-
sort.-IOndon Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Tea Times Easier.

1t is ten times easier to cure coughs,
Group, whooping-cough and all lung and
bronchial affections when the bowels are
open. Kennedy's Laxative Honey and
Tar is the original Laxative Cough Syr-
up. Gently moves the bowels, and ex-
pels all cold from the system. Best for
Coughs, Colds, Group, Whooping Cough,
etc. Remember the name, "Kennedy'a,"
and see that the red clover blossom and
the honey bee Is on the bottle. Sold by
Burke e. Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Just Streets.

"The highest street in the world"
said a globe t%rotter, lis Main street in
Denver, the richest is Fifth avenue in
New York, the widest is Market street
in Philadelphia and the shortest is the
Rue Bile in Paris. This street is only
twenty feet long. The dirtiest street
is Tchangtsi in Nankin, the cleanest
Is the Via CASTLE in Seville, the most
%aristocratic is G%rosvenor place, Lon.
don; the most beautiful is the Avenue
des Champs Elysees, Paris. The mar
rowest street is Via Sol, Havana, which
has a width Of forty-two inches. The
ugliest street is considered by many
foreign artists and architects to be
Broadway, New York, with it's sky
scrapers ."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
LEwIs-CLARk CENTENNIAL EXPOSITION.

At Portland, Ore, June | to October 15-Ex-
curslon Rates to Portland, Oregon, from all
North Dakotan Points.
To Portland Ore, and return, from all
North Dakota points s45. Dates of sale:
May %, "a, 25, %, 80, 81.
June l, 2, ID, IA, Is, 10, %, "a, 27, %, 20
30. UP to and including September %.
Final return limit 80 days from date of
sale, but in NO case later than Novem-
Der 30, 1906. Transit limits. and stop
overs: Going trip must begin on date
of sale. Going via Great Northern Rail-
way, stop overs will be allowed 9west of
OF Larimore at any point up to destina-
ton withinsfnal limit. Children: For
children five years of age and under
twelve, one half of the adult rate may be
used. For further information call on
the local ticket agent.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
How the Nutmeg Grows.

"A nutmeg tree" said the gardener,
looks like a laurel. The nutmeg tree
begins to bear ct the age Of ten years.
1t keeps on bearing until it is ninety.
The fruit resembles al apricot and
when ripe it bursts open, showing at it's
heart the black nutmeg inclosed in a
network of scarlet. The nutmeg after
plucking must be dried. 1t is dried
over a slow fire, and the process Is te-
dious. 1t often occupies two months.
Before shipping the nutmegs are al
ways stepped in sea water and lime.
This is to protect them from insects.
They have nothing but insects to fear.
In an insect proof condition they keep
well, they keep practically forever
Minneapolis Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Quality vs.. QUANTITY,

Hard muscles and strong body do not
depend on the quantity of food you eat
but on it's perfect digestion and proper
assimilation. When you take Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure your system gets all the
nourishment out of all the food you eat.
It digests what you eat regardless of the
condition of the stomach and conveys
the nutrient properties to the blood and
tissues. This builds up and strengthens
the entire system. Kodol cures Indiges-
ton, Dyspepsia, Belching, Sour stomach,
Weak Heart, etc. Sold by Burke & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
Couldn't Sec to Go to sl..p.

George, aged three and one4haiS
years. with his mother and baby broth
er, was visiting his aunt in the country.
When night came mamma put the
cnlldren to bed upstairs and for con-
Venlence left a light burning in the
upper hall. The baby promptly went
10 sleep, but George, excited by the
events OF the day, was restless and
could not settle himself. Pretty soon
a small voice came from the upper
regions calling mamma, and when she
went to Investigate she was met with
he plaintdve request Mamma, won't
you pleathe put the light out? I can't
thee (see) to go to thleep."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
SPECIAL LOW RATES TO ST. PAUL.

On account of the Grand Lodge,
Patriarchs Militant and Rebekah As
sembly, 1. o. o. F. of Minnesota, June
1916, and the Installation of Civil War
Flags and Trophies at the new State
Capitol Building June l4th, the Great
Northern will sell tickets to st. Paul
and return at one fare plus fifty cents
for the round trip, tickets on sale June
18th only, with final return limit June
18th. See local agent for full parti culars
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
The SaIye That Penetrates.

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve penetrated
the pores of the skin, and by its antisep-
tic, rubifocient and healing influence it
subdues inflammation and cures Boils,
Burns, Cuts, Eczema, letter, Ring
Worm and all skin diseases. A specific
for blind, bleeding, itching and protrud-
ing Piles. The original and genuine
Witch Hazel Salve is made by E. G. De-
Witt & Co., and sold by Burke & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
When Saddles Were First

1t is supposed that the saddle was in
vented about the middle Of the fourth
century, but the fact, in the opinion Of
some, has not been positively proved.
Zonaras, the historian, tells us that
Constantine the younger was killed In
the year $40, when he fell from his sad
die. The word translated into saddle
also means, however, the back Of the
horse or the place where the rider sat.
It is true. nevertheless. that Sidonius
Apollinaris used the word that unmis-
takably refers to the saddletree.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15

Tired out, worn out woman cannot
sleep, eat or work; seems as if she would
fly to pieces. HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea makes strong nerves and rich
blood. IS cents, Tea or Tablets. Sold
by Burke & Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Lucky Children.

"Ah, madam" said the French maid,
''1eetle Fido weel not eat re bonbons."
1.-THE dear, Intelligent little doggie!"
exclaimed Mrs. Swellman. There
must be something wrong with those
bonbons, Celeste. Give them to the
children" - Catholic Standard and
Times.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15

Mistress (angrily)-"see, Bridget. \
can write my name tn the dust on Tits
m~antelpieee." Bridget (admiringlx)~
There's nothin' like eddicaaon. affAs
all, is there mum?'
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
An Easy Way.

A sentimental poet writes, "How car
! meet my darling?"
After some deliberation over the
question we have come to the conclu-
sion that he can meet her by approach
ing her from an opposite direction.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15

Makes digestion assimilation perfect.
Makes new red blood and bone. That's
what HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea
will do. A tonic for the sick and weak.
35 cents. Tea or Tablets. Sold by Burke
& Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Very Queer.

"Mrs. Popley was telling me about
her baby today"
yes? 1 met Mrs. Noomar today, and
she was telling me about hers. She
says It's just the sweetest and ppet-
test little thing in the world"
How odd! So is Mrs Popley's.s-
Philadelphia Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
strong Temptation.

81 thought he said he'd never speak
to you again"
$50 he did, but he saw l had a cold.
and he couldn't resist the temptation
to tell me of a cure for it."-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Use For the Handle

Enpeck-My wife told me to buy her
q good broom.
Dealer-Well, here's one with q hfck-
ory handle-warrnnted not to break.
Enpeck-Great Scott, do you think
my skull Is made Of cast iron?-ken-
sas City Independent.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Proof of Love.

Uncle Charles-Do you really believe
Martha is very fond Of her husband?
Aunt Junction. can you ask such
a question? Don't you know she has
hardly opened her piano since they
were married?-Boston Transcript.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Not a Mere Clerk.

"OS WcCe CAeTK.
wealthy Parent - What! Engaged
yourself to young Tapester? Out
rageous! The idea Of a Van Juneberry
marrying a mere store clerkl
Daughter-But he isn't a store clerk
now, papa. He Is a gentleman of lei
sure.
"Eh?"
Yes; he's been discharged."-New
York Weekly.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
A Dissatisfaction.

"How do you like that speaker"
'He is neither one thing nor the 9TH
err" answered the mar who is never
pleased. "His remarks are just stupid
enough to make you sleepy and just
loud enough to keep you awake
Washington Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Getting His Moneys Worth.

Seasoned Passenger ION ocean liner)
Why did you go to the table and try
to eat a meal when you were already
sick?
Haggard Passenger Ceaning defect
edly over the railrI have to pay for 1t
just the same, don't I?-Chicago Trib-
une.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
A Simple Statement.

1t is told Of a certain minister that
sermon With the following notice:
brethren, l have forgotten my notes
and shall have to trust to Providence,
but this evening will come better pre-
Daral."
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
The Chndren's Fayorite.

For Coughs, Group, Whooping Cough,
etc., One Minute Cough Cure is the
children's~ favorite. This is because it
contains no opiate, is perfectly harmless,
tastes good and cures. Sold by Burke &
Co.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
cunning

Counsel-I wish my client was here
instead of, as l expect, lying in bed.
His Honor-Perhaps he is better ~
Ing in bed than lying here. London
Tit-BitS.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Prevents Blow Holes.

For producing steel castings free
from blow holes. M. Meslan advises
adding an alloy Of aluminium and cal
cium to the molten metal. He has
found that the combination Of these
two metals absorbs all gases present,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1905-06-15
Sour


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