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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
Representative Cattle Sales.
few representative cattle sales
The Horse Market.

Trade on the horse market opened
steady, there being practically no
change from last week. Another big
run booked, but buying force is strong
and all marketable stock sold readily
at unchanged values. Record for d
week was broken again by the arrival
of a total of 4.76S head last week, a.
gainst 4,527, the record established the
previous week. Rural districts are
we'll represented on the market now
and farm chunks are easy sellers at
firm prices.
Bulk of sales range from s9o@12O,
with an extreme range of $65014O.
The paucity of strictly prime heavy
drafters coming indicates scarcity
in the country and this class sells
| readily at strong prices. The range
being from $175@250 and up, while
| medium and common grades sell fairly
we'll at $S50D165. Quite number of
harness horses are coming now, but
bulk are of medium quality and sell at
around $75@150. With such strong
force of buyers on hand market bids
fair to continue steady thruout the
week.
Drafters ~. s110@160 $166@240
Loggers and feeders 75@145 150@190
Chunks ........... 75@1OO 110@145
Expressers ....... 11O@15o 16p@17o
Farm mares and ~
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Omaha Livestock.

Omaha, MARCH il.
Cattle-Estimated receipts for today.
1000; steady to strong; native steers
3.500p5.G0; cows and heifers 3.00@l.25;
stoclsers and feeders 3.7504.35.
Hogs-Estimated receipts for today
$500; steady; heavy 4.s5@495; mixed
4.S0@4.s5: light 4.70@4S5.
sheep--Estimated receipts for today,
5000; steady; 4.75@6.75; lambs 6.75@
40.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
st, Louis Livestock.

st. Louis. March II.
Cattle-Estimated receipts for today.
5000; strong: steers 3.25qp6.O0; stock
ers and feeders 2.50@4.50; cows and
heifers 3.00M4.50.
Hogs-Estimated receipts for today.
1000; steady; pigs and lights $3.50
1856: packers 495@5.10; butchers and
best heavy 5.10M520
Sheep-Estimated receipts for today.
600; steady; 100000; lambs 5000
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
THE DAY BEFORE
(For Co,nparison.>

Chicago, March 10.
Cattle-Estimated receipts for today,
II, 900; market 10 lower; good to prime
steers. 5.156D6.25; poor to medium
3.7504.s0: stockers and feeders, 2.50@
465; cows, 2.s0@4.60: heifers, 800 a
500; Gamers. 1.6O@240; bulls, ASSOC
4.25: calves. 3.00@7.00.
Hogs-Estimated receipts for today.
1000; market S cents lower; mixed
butchers, 4.s505.O5; good to choice
heavy, 5.OO@5.121s; rough heavy, 4.sO@
495; light, 4.70@5.00; bulk of sales,
495M5.05
sheep-Estimated receipts for today,
$4,000; sheep slow; lambs 10 cents
lower: good to choice wethers, 5000
610: fair to choice mixed, 475@5.40:
western sheep, 5.000O6.oO; western
lambs, 6.Oo@700; native lambs, 5000
7.60.
I Representative Hog Sales.
few of the representative hog
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14

Peoria Grain.
Peoria, March IA.
Corn--No. 3 i7h.
st. Louis Grain.
st. Louis, March III.
Wheat--May 1.06A.
Corn-May 47fs m47M.
Oats-May 31m31 Il.
New York Produce.
New York, March IA.
Wheat May, 1.12M.
Corn-May. 55M.
Buttcr--Creamcry 2O@a6. held zoo
,6.
s--l'irsts is, seconds 1Th.
Poultry Chickens 12@1i: fowls
l3; turkeys 15m20.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
RAILWAY TIME TABLES.
Iowa Central Railway

Time Table at Marshailtown, Iowa,
Corrected to August 20, 1904
THE "sHoRT LiNEp
10 st. Paul, Minneapolis, ST. Louis,
Kansas City, Peoria and all
Points Beyond.
Trains Arrive and Leave as Follows:
Arrive North Bound Leave
s:5sa. m. st. Paul Mail DAILY $3.50 a. M.
1888 n. m. st. Paul Ex: Daily) 1850 u. m.
l;55 y. M. Mason City MI Tex Sun. h:30p. nj.
Local Freight Tex. SUM- GAS u. m.
South Bound.
b:56 D. m. st. Louis X. c. Mail daily 6.05 y. m.
2:sb u. m. ST. Louis PeoriaIsX. DAILY 800 u. m.
S:l5 u. m. Peoria Null lex. SUM- 9:l5 u. M.
Local Freight lex. Sunday U:l5 u. III.
Story City Branch
5:O0p. m. Mail (eX. Sunpny) 1876 u. M.
lO:l5 a. M. Mixed Eek. Sunday 600 D. M.
Elegant New vestibuIed Pullman
6Iseping Cars and Coaches. Run Daily.
For Folders. Rates. Etc, apply to
"a. 3. QUITS, J. f. TALLETT,
6. r. & T. A. Ticket Agent,
Minneapolis. MINI. Marshalltown, la.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
TO COMPEL NATURALIZATION.

Wisconsin Legislature Enacts Strin-
gent Insurance Legislation.
Madison, Wis, March 14.-The Wis
consin assembly today passed a bill
for compulsory naturalization Of life
insurance companies from stock COM
panies when a company has acquired
$4,000 of insurance. The bill requires
the company to apply annually 10 per
cent or more of it's surplus earnings to
the redemption of capital stock.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
Chicago Produce.

VIIICuEU, VIuTCII
Pork--May, 12.721a; July, 12.s71s@
1890.
Lard--May, 7.o71a; July, 7.22A.
Ribs May, 6.s71@6.90; July, 7O5.
Rye-March rs.
Timothy--3.00
Clover--12.90. o -
Flax--Cash, 1.27@1.37.
Barley-406D49.
Buttei--steady; creameries 20@24;
dairies 1sm33.
Eggs,-Easy; 17@17h.
Poultry-steady; turkeys 10: chick
ems 10; springs IL.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
ROCK ISLAND WANTS ROAD.

Old Rumor About Deal for Purchase
of Newton e Northwestern.
Chicago, ILL.,, March IA. = The Rock
Island system is making overtures to-
ward the requirement Of the Newton
& Northwestern road, which was built
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
DIES BECAUSE OF FRIENDSHIP
Peoria Man InconsolabIe at Death Of
Mo,,n and Coop Passes Avfav

Woman and Soon Passes Away.
Peoria, March 14.-Declaring ne had
nothing to life for Isaac G. Reynolds,
aged 81, a pioneer merchant, took to
his bed after the funeral of Mrs. e. A.
Havens, lifelong friend, last Wednes-
day, and never arose. He died yester-
day.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
Tho Money Market.

New York, March 1d.--Money steady
az as; prime MERCANTILE 3A I'D "
sterling, steady: d.S6.75Md. 1850 de-
mand; 4.S4.70D4.S4.75 sixty days.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
Kansas City Grain,

Kansas City Grain.
Kansas City March IA.
wheat-May 9sss: July s2A.
Corn-May ASK d4sas; July ASH q
ASS.
oats-No. 2 white ss@ssA.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14

New York Exchange.
Chicago, March id. - New York eX.
change at 20 discount.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
Liverpool Grain.

Liverpool, March Ia.
WheatEasy: March nominal; May
IS 9Ad; July Gs 9hd.
Corn-Quiet; spot as 3Md@4s lid;
March As sad; May as '5Md.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
Ranue Of Prices.

Range of Prices.
The following range of prices are
furnished by A. j. Clark, broker, over
the private wire of the Donovan Com
mission Co., office over West Main:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
c. & N. w. RAILWAY.
CHICAGO GREAT WESTERN R'Y,
Maple Leaf Route.
GOING WEST.

Effective 1901 p M, June IS, 1908.
TRAINS SOUTH.
No. i, d. M. & X. c. Ltd. 4:45 m
No. s, d. MIST. j. & X. c. EN. $3.50 m
No. 8. Southwestern Express 7:05 m
N. Z, Des Moines Express. 4:30 m
TRAINS NORTH AND EAST.
N. 6, Twin City & Chi. Spec. 1909 m
No. 4, st. Paul & Chi. Elk. ..1O:3O a m
No. 2, Twin CIV & Chi. Ltd. 1885 p m
No. s. Oelwein Express 49,. 7:10 p m
All trains daily, except Nos. and s.
j. r. HARDING,
Agent, MarshalItown.
] ]. P. ELMER, G. P. A., Chicago.
E., M. & ST. RAILWAY COMPANY.
Time Card at Pickering.
WEST BOUND.
No. /, Overland Limited,
electric lighted $3.50. 1:50 m
No. 8, California Express. 500 m
No. ii, Pacific Express ;. 4:03 m
No. 81, Local Freight ......11:22 m
EAST BOUND.
No. 6, Eastern Express ..12:12 m
No. 4, Atlantic Express >. 2:15 p m
No. 90, Local Freight 1885. lao p m
F. p. DWYER, Agent.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14

New York Stocks.
The following range of prices are
furnished by A. j. Clark, broker, over
the private wire of the Donovan Com
mission Co., office over s West Main:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-03-14
Representative Hog Sales.

A few of the representative hog
sales are given below:
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
Lightning Rods for the Pyramids.

The Nile valley in Egypt has expert
enced remarkable climatic changes since
the completion by the British of the
great Assouan irrigation system, and
there have been electrical storms of a
character hitherto unknown to the coun-
try, during one of which the Khephren
pyramid, as was cabled weeks ago, was
struck by lightning, an occurrence that
has never before been recorded.
Aside from it's meteorological import
ance, the event is of particular interest
to Philadelphians, as it may result in the
complete equipping of the pyramids with
lightning rods made in this city. In
quiries are now being made by J. G.
Hendrique, who is semi-officially at
tached to the Egyptian service, about the
price and construction Of lightning rods
turned out by local manufa cturers.
A lightning rod system for the pyra-
mids would be a pretty big undertaking,
but eventually it may turn out that the
ancient piles will bear superimposed de-
vices bearing the trade mark, made in
Philadelphia. "-Philadelphia Record.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
PELVIC CATARRH WAS
DESTROYING HER LIFE
PE-RU-NA SAVED HER.

Miss Maria Ducharme, 1872 St. Eliza
beth street, Montreal, Can, writes:
1 am satisfied that thousands OF
women suffer because they do not
realize how bad they really need treat
ment and feel natural delicacy in con-
sulting a physician.
L felt badly for years, had terrible
pains, and at times was unable to attend
to my daily duties. I tried to cure my
self, but finally my attention was called
to an advertisement of Peruna in a
similar case to mine, and | decided to
give it a trial.
any Improvement began as soon as
started to use Peruna and soon was
q well woman. feel fhsf owe my
life and my health to your wonderful
medicine and gratefully acknowledge
this fact. "--Maria Ducharn7e.
Address DR.. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus
Ohio, for free medical advice
All correspondence strictly confden-
tial
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
DAYTON A vINECLAD CITY.
Ohis Town Called the Prettiest to BE
Found Anywhere.

One of the leading landscape archi-
tects of America has declared that, con-
sidering the cost of it's homes, * street,
DAYTON. is the most beautiful street i'll
the world. The chief reason why it is
so is that every house is covered with
vines. Vines have been planted on a
larger scale in Dayton than in any other
city of it's size in America.
Dozens of different species have been
tried and the list for best kinds for pub
lie use in civic Improvement work has
been narrowed to a small number, which
will be found of the utmost practical
value to beginners, especially those who
have little to spend. Good permanent
vines cost anywhere from % cents to
S1.5O. depending chiefly on the ease OF
propagation and the age and height OF
the plant.
Dayton's experience emphasizes the
need of trellises wherever vines are TO
be trained over wooden walls. The sim
plest, cheapest and least obtruslve trellls
is Of woven wire fencing fastened to the
wall on horizontal strips of poplar or
pine two inches square. These strips
keep the vines away from the weather
boarding. preventing dampness and con-
sequent decay.
When walls are to be painted the en-
tire trellis, vines and all, may be taken
down without injury. Over such trellls,
which may be had in the width desired
at every hardware store, any or the
hardy climbers can be trained without
difficulty. Boston ivy may be used on
frame houses in this fashion without
damage to the walls.-Garden Magazine.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
Had Quite Enough.

A very subdued-looking boy of about
II years of age, with long scratch Oh
his nose and an air Of general detection
went to the master of one of the board
schools and handed him a note from his
mother before taking his seat and be-
coming deeply absorbed in book:
The note read as follows:
Mr.. Brown-Please excuse James for
not being present yesterday. He played
trooant, but you don't need to thrash
him for it, as the boy he played trooant
with an him fell out, an the boy Tough;
him, an a man they throo at caught him
an 'thrashed him, an the driver of a
cart they hung on to thrashed him ALSO
Then his father thrashed him, an / had
to give him another one for being i'm
poodent to me for telling his father, so
you need not thrash him until next time.
He thinks he better keep in school in
future. "-Tit-Bits.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
TRUTH

My soul is like my fingers-stained with ink
VI toll and pleasures yellow smoke.
/ know there has been ali too much OF
drink
And quick desire that gripped-then broke
SO, let there be no blindness of your love
/ would not have you close your eyes
10 enc gross fault. If | can climb above
Ihe ancient sin that in ne lies,
NO kind deceit will help me rise.
Il or truth is Truth-yOur love must learn
it all
Such as I am, | come to you
ana bring what was not lost through fear
or fall
But Kept clOSe-hid from cOarSer view
The one sweet faith my soul holds true.
Paxton Hibben in The Reader Magazine.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07

Guatemala Insects Could Not Stand the
Climate of Texas

The severe weather of last winter had
a very disastrous effect on the colonies of
Guatemala ants which were imported
into this country with the view of de-
stroying the boil weevil. Those at the
laboratory at Victoria thrived, but in the
other colonies in different parts of the
state there was no sign Of life when the
milder weather set in.
The department is not discoura ged,
however, and 0. f. Cook, with four as
sistants. was sent to Guatemala to Sc
cure additional colonies which will be
sent to this country, and with the knowl
edge of the habits of the ant which has
been acquired by the experiences or the
past it is hoped that q greater measure
of success will be encountered.
In the nests of the dead colonies were
found a large number Of the bodies Of
the boil weevil, showing beyond all doubt
that the ants had been the means Of
wiping out the pests to great extent.
The weather of the past winter was of
greater severity in Texas than has been
experienced for several years, and it is
thought that the ants will survive any
usual weather of that section.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
TO A CHILD.

The leaves talked in the twilight, dear;
Hearken the tale they told:
How, in some far-off place and year,
Before the world grew cid,
l was dreaming forest-tree
You We're q wild, sweet bird
That sheltered at the heart Of me
Because the north wind stirred.
How, when the Gliding gale was still,
When peace fell soft on fear,
You stayed one golden hour to fill
My dream with singing, dear.
Tonight. the self-same songs are sung
The first green forest heard;
My heart and the gray world grow young
TO shelter you my bird.
Sophie Jewett in Scribner,s'
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
Inspired Botany.

Rev. Appleton Grannin of ST. Mi
chaels church. New York, tells the fol
lowing clerical anecdote on himself:
l was preaching on the spiritual bene
ut that may sometimes accrue from tenn
poral misfortunes," he says, land in the
course of my sermon [ made use Of this
practical illustration:
Some flowers thrive best under the
benign rays Of the summer sun, while
others-fuchsias, for instance-require
the deepest of shade to bring them to
their fullest perfection
In one of the front pews sat little
Old lady of distinctly rural aspect who
followed the sermon with the most graft
thank you for the inestimabe benefit
your inspired words have impaired to
mep
/ started to say something appropri-
ate when she continued:
I've been trying for twenty years to
make my fuchsias grow well, and | never
knew till today that | failed because
didn't plant them in the shade Lip
plncOtt'S
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
What He Took.

You probably remember the schoolboy
who, in a composition on pins, said
Pins have saved the lives of many PEG
ple.''
His teacher was astonished at this
statement and asked him to explain it.
He replied: ''By people not swallowing
them.''
That was not the case with the man il
the following incident:
My DEAR Mr.. Finnicky said to his
wife, Il don't think those pills I have
been taking have done me much good
Why, you haven't been taking any
for three weeks
Eyes, I have; I've swallowed one
three times day as directed
You have? Then why is it that
there are as may left in the box as there
were three weeks ago? What box have
you been taking them fromE
This one-marked for me-
Dear me, John! That is my shoe
button box Birmingham Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07

Cox. Of Washington, d. c., who inner
lted it. The price she received, it is
understood, was $1,000. She delivered the
stand III person at the mansion yester-
day, and it is now in the same room in
Which it was used by Gen. Washington.
The table has the cId-fashioned spindle
legs. There is d lid, and inside is Il mir
ror. There are three drawers. In one
Gen. Washington kept his razors. Gen.
" ashington willed the table TO DR.. Davis
Stuart OF Fairfax, Va, whose first wife
Was q Miss Washington. On the death
OF DIR. Stuart the table Was handed
down to William Robinson, father of
Mrs Cox.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07

How often do we hear women say: "It
seems as though my back would break, :"
or Don't speak to me, [ am all out of
sorts?" These signiicantremarks prove
that the system requires attention.
Backache and "the blues" are direct
symptoms of an inward trouble which
will sooner or later declare itself. 1t
may be caused by diseased kidneys or
some uterine arrangement. Nature
requires assistance and at once, and
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound instantly asserts it's curative
powers in all those peculiar ailments of
women. 1t has been the standby of
Intelligent American women for twenty
years, and the ablest specialists agree
that it is the most universally success
full remedy for womans ills known to
medicine.
The following letters from Mrs.
Holmes and Mrs. Cotrely are among
the many thousands which Mrs. Pink
ham has received this year from those
whom she has relieved.
Surely such testimony is convincing
Mrs. J. G. Holmes, of Larimore, North
Dakota, writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham
"I have suffered everything with backache
and womb trouble-I let the trouble run on
until my system was in such condition that
I was unable to be about, and then it was
commenced to use Lydia E. Pinkhams Vege-
table Compound. If I had only known how
much suffering I would have saved, I should
have taken it months sooner-for q few
weeks treatment made me well and strong
My backaches and headaches are all gone and
/ suffer no pain at my menstrual periods,
whereas before I took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound I suffered intense pain"
Mrs. Emma Cotrely, 100 East 18th
Street, New York City, writes:
kSk Mrs pinkhamye AdyicA-A Won
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
Choate on Texas Justice.

One of Ambassador Choate's legal
stories told at a gathering of lawyers on
his last visit to this country related to a
Texas judge before whom a prisoner
was brought, charged with horse steal
ing. The judge promptly sentenced the
prisoner to be hanged, but his lawyer
interrupted.
"Ycu can't hang this prisoner accord
ing to law, your honor" he said.
Guess you're right" said the judge.
swell, I'll discharge him and [ guess it s
up to the boys to hang him according to
the regular custom. New York Times.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
Success in the Law.

Sir John Bigham has been giving adj
vice to young lawyers. Work hard
he said, ''have noble ambitions; be bold,
have confidence in yourselves, get mar
RED Sir Edward Clarke has said much
the same thing: but Justice Maule, when
giving advice on the same point. declared
sential. THE first is high animal spirits,
the second is high animal spirits, and the
third is high animal spirits. But he
added, IF. in addition. the young man
will take the trouble to learn a little law,
| do not think it will impede his progress
in the profession. London World
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
To Wash Lace Collars.

Shave Ivory Soap in boiling water; add
q pinch of soda and drop the collar in,
stirring it until the dirt is removed. Rinse
in a pint of hot water to which has been
added a teaspoonful Of gum arabic and
a few drops of coffee or real Indian tea.
TO iron, pick out and press on white
flannel, press with a moderately hot iron.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07

teen years L Suuefcu
with terrible pain in
my back. I did not
know what it was to
enjoy a nights rest
and arose in the
morning feeling tired
and unrefreshed. My
suffering sometimes
was 81 mply indie
scribable. When I
finished the first box
Of Doan's Kidney
Pills [ felt like a
different woman. I
continued until 7 had
taken five b oxe s.
Doan's Kidney Pills
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
Saw Contains MANY Gems.

The Atkins saw works has just COM
pleted q large saw containing 200 teeth,
with Brazilian diamond Embedded in
each tooth. The saw was shipped to
Bedford, Ind, to be used in one Of the
big stone quarries there. The diamonds
are about karat in size and are very
dark. Each stone is valued at $50. The
other saws, duplicates of the one just
completed are in course of construction,
and represent a cost of $4,000.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
The Smooth" Answer.

Not long ago two undergrads We're ar
guing at Oxford, and one questioned the
others argument
Oh said the one who advanced it
losing his temper, ANY fool can see
that
There you have the advantage of
me- politely retorted his friend.-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
New Washington Relic Found

One more relic of George Washington
mas been placed in the mansion at Mount
Nernon-the shaving stand used hv the
general every day for years. It is a
handsome mahogany table in a remark
able state of preservation. The table
was presented to Gen Washington by
the first French minister to the United
States. The relic has been sold to the
board Of regents by Mrs. Thomas c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
Happy SchOOIdaVs.

The Parson-Well, my boy, you seem
in a great hurry to get to your school
today.
Boy-Yes. sir. Bill Jones is going ter
git a bird of a licking this morning for
playing hockey, and | don't want to miss
it.-Puck.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
An Expert Witness.

A small boy who was brought as a
witness before an eminent judge was
asked by his Honor if he knew the ma
ture of an oath. We'll, l ought ter
replied the boy: I've been your Honor
caddie fer two years. Harper Week
ly.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
No Use for It.

Auctioneer-What am | offered for
this fine large bath sponge? Going at 80
-gOing-going-lt's a shame | can't
get more for it. I'd buy it myself only
I've just come back from visit at the
Seashore.-Harper's Weekly.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-06-07
In q Pinch, Use Aliens Foot-Ease.

A powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
and Ingrowing Nails. Aliens Foot-Ease
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by
all Druggists and Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample
mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
lie Roy, n. 7.