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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
WHY JAPs DON'T TAKE MukDEN
It is a Sacred City. and China Would
Demand Vengeance.

Aiany newspapers throughout the
world, since the fall OF Port Arthur,
have criticised the Japanese for hav-
ing used up so much energy in captnr-
inS that stronghold, contcndins that il
would have been more advantageous,
from a military standpoint. TO have
taken Alukdcn. the capital OF Manchn-
ria ana The center OF the 1heater Of
the war
there is no doubt that the capture
OF Mnidcn would have been greater as
: victory than the takin. OF Port Ar
thur but Tic Japanese reason for not
doing 50 is somewhat peculiar, if not
startling. Hlulden is q sacred city. in
the eyes or the Chinese. and IT. in the
whirlwinn OF war, il should be icspoil-
cd. the curse and possibly the ycnGe-
ance OF the Chinese would be upon the
nation responsible for it, Mlll1den is
Identified with all that is great and
glorious III the records OF the Manchu
emperors. and within its precincts rest
The bodies OF the Manchu fathers. 1t
is well known that their dynasty is
the Oldest in the world. The AIanch,l-
rians have become SO intcrmingleu
With the Chinese that the veneration
OF the city is a matter Of considerable
hi'iuehl- III SUCH sacred regard mas
the city been held that the Siberian
railroad. which enters SO many OF the
other important cities in Manchuria,
makes a wide detour as it approaches
Ainkden. The Chinese railway from
Shan-hai-kwan instead OF being con
1inucd 70 Mukden, has as its terminus
Sius-min-Tltng, a small town about
thirty miles west Of the capital The
rity stands in the middle OF an alivial
nlain. and The soil for miles around is
rich and highly cultivated-Suc
Magazine.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
rithou, irs knowledge or consent,

without irs knowledge or consent, IS
aimed a, Mayor Mccarthy because q
his recent action in orderius down
certain show bills which were regard,
81 rs obscene Now. the only question
ri issue is in regard TO the legality OF
tho mayors action. If nc exceeded his
authority these who dissent have only
I" demonstrate tho fact. Il The bills
w2r" obscene. in the meaning OF the
law he should be encouraged in his
determination 10 enforce !. statute
which there has boon Il marked :cn-
i!rncy 70 i"no.t.
IT, IS not Il case Tor sarcasm la fact.
Tire injection OF that element into TIC
discussion Indicates that The mayors
c,iiics recognize tho weakness al their
position
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Where They Are inferior,

IS Il tr"e--what President Fannce,
ct Brown saws CT freshmen While
the freshmen Of today. he declares
know more than their fathers die al
INC same acc they arc inferior 10 thyi,
fathers in logical strength. power Of
concentration and the faculty Ci s,ls
'anncd thought. This is ,mpcr,an, if
true But nohody can prove it. Many
college teachers are said to believe i.
and That is all II is understood ,ha,
many freshmen believe that Tic col
'e&c professors nowadays are !amcnla.
hly hclow IL quality tho professors
go 'aE%hl INCL: fathers. Springfield
Republican,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Weiehty Question Decided.

The women forming The Political
Study Club of Bayonne. y. j.. have
finally decided 4 wciMhtv question that
has worried The women or America 10.
many seasons. How shall members OF
their sex salute the nag? They cannot
'ak" OF their hats. Tie vnrv sl@ecs-
ton is; appalling Tangled ccilrurcs
and lost halnins and hairpins are 100
*rcau 4 penalty to pay for p;,trio,is:u.
The waving OF :. handkert lief might
pc m1Hinternretcd by liirtaJious mcr
There is little scope remaining, and
The NayonEe women have proclaimed
1Aa' TIC only proper and in fac, tho
sanctioned Ny 10 salute The fla" is IL
raise 'nc rish, hand 10 The Fol ehcad.
NO" the country can 90 ahead with IL:
mii,or Observation-Disclosures Star
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
THE DOGS COLD NOSE.
IL Origin. According 10 the inn
Book of NDaL'H Ark

The true story Of the dogs cold
nose has been handed down 10 US sail
ols from the log book Of the ark says
Il sailor IN the New YORK Times. Mrs.
Noah went down one morning to the
potato bin in The lower hold for The
vegetables required for the, nnouuay
meal. Her favorire collie dog. Nip, fol
lowed her, rs was his daily custom.
While Mrs. Noah was sorting out the
tubcrs the ark coIiied With Il small
snag. which p,tnciureu 4 small hole in
her side close 20 where the lady stood.
Seeing that immediate action was nee
cSSary. she took on her wooden petit
coat and apron and stuffed them inn
the hole. hu, the pressure OF the water
forced the things OUT. ana SO she pri
them back again ana sal on them, call
ing loudly foi assistance. But no one
seemed 10 hear her. as The animals
were maxi luz such 4 noise. In her 10
sition she leaned back so that ihe
backs OF her arms We're pressed III,
against the cold sides Of The vessel:
hence the backs OF women's arms are.
always cold. The water was corntn"
IN losl. and she began to fear for the.
safety OF lie ark. so she jumped M
and. "rahhin. Nip, put his nose into
The llGr and b:,d,> him stay there until
she went t. the fore hatch ana shout
cd for help. \ carpenters mate heard
her and came icwn into the hold viii,
!, soti pine plug. released poor Nip auu
s,oppc, hc leak. The water ou,s;u-
was Very COLI, and Nip got cold nose.
and hence al healthy dogs have cold
nose =
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
EXPERT OPINION ON REAL CIDER

Perhaps those residents OF Williams
burg who arc back OF INC anli-cidcr
crusade Will be interested 10 learn
clArcs that The mOnki.h 'cidcrisls in
due time shared tho Fate which has
rHe emily bcfallrn their liquor maAin:.
brethren Of the great Charlrcuse, but
Die OF the last century. and the pnlEu,u
vitae, or the apple Of life still pcrpct-
yates their memory in tho shcltc"c<!
and picturesque valleys OF The ,hroc
fair sstc>, shires OF Devon. norsc, and
Somerset, where from time i1nmcm mort
i'll cider has been almost, the exclusive
drank OF successive generations CT
:'talwarl ycnmcn and sturdy peasants.
renowned for their strength activity
and longevity. aud III. cnviabl.. free
dom from govt rheumatism and other
Kindred aillrcntS"
It is not 1t all likely. However. that
the genial beverage to which refer
rn6c is made bore any similarity 10
tn;lt l!lN!u. warranted 10 bite ana
scratch. which has bncn ,aDoocd in the
ancient capital.
Incidentally. II might not be OFT OF
order for the local authorities 10 invcs-
IGalc the status Of The elders sold in
N7wrorl News We recall one case.
which happened several years ago, in
which & ;socd-naturcd young fellow.
:ttcr ,al!n" five glasses OF cider"
vas transformed into Il raviM" maniac
temporarily and aiterward went eli
INTO Il trance" durin& which 4 fellow
i'f'scnor il tic ja! exchanged shoes
with him. Unless there mas boon III,
llnprcNom"r, il, Ihc quality Of tho cider
sold here the local legislative bodies.
n'i'f't wisely fellow Inc example II Tic
W.ilianshura council.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
SARCASM FOR M'cARTHY

= 'schmond News Leader core,
spnnGcnt. VINO signs himself III. 5. /.
and Deg" SAYS
S'.rc"a' q my boy friends anG nv.
SCI Gagged ainn lG) wish 10 l;nc~ j
we can 80 OF tho street without fear G,
arrest IN our present. knee pan,:; suit
0or would you advise our staying ii Il.
VIC got long pants
Also ny lil'n dog. who proul!y
wears a 1905 modal and ,llo=yh, hc,
SCI! safe from arrest, is nov aImcs.
AFRAID 10 80 out until her dress conc
from The dress .makcrs.''
This alleged attempt AT sarcasm /,
Which 4 dnmb brute is inaGr Il scnrr
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

CURRENT COMMENT.
esessseeeeseeaeseeeeoe
DiHerentiatino the Piatss,

Many friends OF United States Sen.
ator Q. u Platr. or Connecticut. arc
DESTROYS Of having ii known On that
the senator is ncl bcin. proceeded
against iooEiny 70 being oustcd from
the ScnHte: to) that the senator is
not Icing sued for breach Of promise
They lhin; il is probably another sen
a'or OF the same name Senator Q. H
P!a,,. OF Connecticu,t his friends say
i'r,hcr has nci ! trouble. ali acne. or
i pain beyond being consumed with
patriotism and i hankcring for old
Fashioned maple srup. ''That which
sc :c1 from Vc'E'on!. says nc. lis Sc
e'hercaliZcd and Srhim"d that il is
impossible to s:"' Tive genuine old.
';'Shicnch article NV York T2'c-
gram
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Entered at the Newport News, Va
rGstnfrice HI seconu-class matter.
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 20 zoos.
THE WAR MUST GO Or.

'l.phrailn il wcddcd 10 idol; Lei
him :tionc!
Once more Ike iallOus rllcr Il Rus
sia las decided tl:;,, TIC war il Man
rhlIlia must continue Sitti"" il.
!ntn,aj darkness rs dcrsc rs that
Which materially chs hroni's Tho bl:Ah
r>t ln2I in his empire krowin: i,ss.>
81 the real conditions when hcect hin.
'!i;:n tE- humbIGst groom in the lnlpc
.l:u stables, THIS stubborn imrp.Iin,sn1
Civilization. rcrchcd upon ,hc crCyl O.
:, political volcano which even now
:tlvrS forth It's warnings. talks CT press
i g the war With cncri:y. lcnIly dc
;Im% llnhry"Hmhcd with slail :nd OF
i'rerrti by incompetent court lavOriics
':;.n i,n!l back 'hr Wall II Japanese
soldiers which has hrcn thrown acr&ss
A!:ncluria.
Meanwhile the lon"-ch,ckcd ole
1i'his cl anarchy threaten 10 over
,lrn~ he bureaucracy ana proclaim iii
~" v&i"" capital O! ;hr Russ las S,i, u Il
1ti@n 81 terror rs viii make tile his.
'oic French Revolution Il j"s,-l con
clifton whicii is perfectly anpalenE 10
al bEt he scIl.s,lisicd young ruler
Who fGOiSl,!t, listens TO tie atlulalion
al his I!aNc,cri and believes that the
Slt,.nl,cn is Wei! III hard
Nic!.ol"s lest dis chance TO make
hcacc win lus people when lie permit
lrd hIs soldiers to Shoot down lhc
wc.krcn il! that Sunday massacre.
'erhaps he realizes that he has gone
TOO Ia 10 retreat ant! is putting on the
hnll iiC:l ~ TIC man Who would make
:, ',l'tir Il; 'hs!!. game" To lh, aver
age i.:;ln il would seem the par; OF
common sense 10 make peace with
Japan order k,ropatkin back 70 K:::-
SlH and saw. lie remnant Of military
prcSt!:av AM confidence row remain
w" IL MS discouraged llC1ps When
mo jap r2lda"S crulni,lc up The Siberian
runway ana lEaE already cvor,"Cr!: Cd
means OF communication entirely gives
rn' he will realize how foolish lie was
70 relieve shat Oyama has no chance
Ct 'dc'c"'in. knrnpatiin" and really
- in !an"cr or defeat himself"
i'u why argue nc n4s.,;cr. The
var 81 AL Russia mas spoken. He
hosdS III his hands the destiny OF 100
''',"hn human beings ana lie passes
Hpon questions Affecting rhcir lives
rs # lt"y ws,e mere wOrirS. uow long
'an TINS an"chrcnism stand The med
ser ~nlri q progress and cisilizcc
liberty? II Japan docs no, pri.!, tho
h''hlc nc Russian people themselves
@1!l neIIcrm ina, inpcrlan, operation
Perhaps il nay DC brcr"h, about bv n
combination Of the Two.
i''i' Voc nn'c the house oi Romaron
Wi''H nc DAY O.! rci:ibutiCn dawns.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
SIGNS or POISON.
what Suideu Flow Of Moa,h water
May Indicate.

Or. Trail mentions the bewilderment
Of i family that was attacked with 81
water rage" incomprehensible until
inyesriGa zion revealed the fact that 4
lot Of horseradish in their kitchen gar
den had sot mixed with some aconite
herbs
The sudden how or saliva betrays
the effect Of some metallic poison
lead perhaps or verdisris toxide OF cop
pery-and suggests the examination or
copper cooking utensils. Old fashioned
silver spoons were often initiated with
olared copper and in course Of time
furnished 4 vlew TO their bottom facts
by turning black. then black with
Sreenish tints, but only after their
secret had been minated by a splitting
epidemic. II is The same witt, lead
Chewing ieauen bullet for Il couple
of seconds makes the mouth water
not as 4 hint as Il desire for additional
supplies. but 10 rinse out the palate
and remove saliva that might cause
mischief by finding its way into the
stomach.
\ decorative painter who never
touched such things AS paris green or
clnnabar without uisinfecrinG his hands
and mouth WAS greatly puzzled by the
morbid activity of his salirury glands
Ec had 10 spit like a tobacco fend and
finally traced his trouble To 4 substance
known as 'brOnze dust" That had set
Ted on his lips and nostrilS and. Under
the influence OF moisture. had been de
vcloring copper poisonS.
pariS green not rarely gets blown
like dust all over the fields il is sup
posed 10 protect from insect plaques:
then, moistcned by dew or driZZliug
rains. forms a paste and clin2S 70 rege-
table substances, where its presence is
never suspected. till their consumers
complain of collie and mouth water
What 10 Eat,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Bakers Faulty Louic.

A;r B'!;rr's logic is IT fault wacn
he insists that il j, was right ID snn..
" message q sympathy wncn Scr%:us
was killed by an assassin ii VAS cuua'
y right 10 forward 4 message express
INK sympathy for the nlcn and women
who were slaughtered by the Gar,
I:coDs. 10 whom would such 2 mos.
sage Ge sent? Ncl tc The Cars GOV
"rnmcnt OF course. Shall the United
States government communicate for
'nally ard officially With rcrolrticna-
r'cs every time there is IN upria!n:
against monarch: or dcSpctisrn in
Europe ?-J :al,i:nc:n sun.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Equipped FOR Business.

III" Department q COtNmercc and
Laser announces that last year it add
ed TO its permanent equipment orc
Bible !; bicycle. one hinocular and
one boring machine. TIC .,inocular
is used TO watch The trusts from afar.
The bicycle 10 ovcrlake ,lrn,, Tie hor-
III. machine 10 penetrate their secrets.
and the Billie 70 swear them With
such {. plan, II il: disposal, the depart
monl Gan lave 10 good excuse 10 offer
il it allows !, single had trust TO ESCAPE
detection and punishment in any cor.
nor CT The naricn.--Ecw Ycrk Sun.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
'Ihs. HriiiaIi lnaSI

The most dangerous part Of tile
British coast is lhat hc1ween fiaiI
borough head and h- North Fore
land. Including rs il does both lh..
Humber ana tie Thames The neat
most dangerous district is that between
Ans!c>ea AMI The Null OF Canlyrc
which includes he Mersey and The
Clyde. Next comes that between
Hartl:,nh point and 81. I'avid'S head
which includes lie bristol channel.
The district between the North Fore
land and 81, GATHERINGS. including, or
course. The strait Of Dover. comes hut
fourth on tbs. list
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
One Fare for Round Trip to Mardi
Gras. New Orleans, Mobile and
Pensacola. Via Southern
Railway.

Southern Hallway will sell round
rip tickets account OF above occasion
II one fare plus twenty-five cents,
!alcs or sale March LIST to 9Th incl,l-
sire; final limit March 18th. E:xtcn-
sion until March 10Th may be secured
by deposit OF ticket with Joint Agent
upon payment Of fifty cents. Alardi
ssras tickets will be honored on the
famous washington and Southwest
arn Limited trains OF Southern Rail-
way--amnne the finest trains in tie
world--without extra cost, aside from
regular Pullman berth rate. which is
$3.50 through from Norfolk to New
Orleans. For further particulars. call
on or write W. w. CROXTON, Pas
songcr Agent, q: CRANKY street (Mon,
tlceilo EoieD Norfolk. Va. 2.l7-tf
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
OystOn Fishery.

Each week one customer OF tho
check printing wagon vii receive as a
present a solid silver spoon a25-l 600
pure silver, otherwise known as ''S!cr-
ling"
Write your name ana address on the
back OF your check. I'll do tho rest.
Banks pay per cent. after year
on your savings. The Oyston Fishery
will pay I per cent. on What You spend
with the check printing wagon; prices
same as the other wagon
Yours for fresh fish.
j. c. ROBINSON.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

Yes, ] used TO be in the insurance
business. once got :: man to take our
$4,000 policy only about u week be
fore lie happened to he killed. He was
mighty hard chap to land TOO had
to talk TO him for nearly six months
before got him
That WAS tough OH the company. I
suppose You regretted after it was all
over that your persuasive powers were
SO good"
married the widow."-Chicaso Rec
ord Herald.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
A Diplomatic Reply.

An eastern potcntatc once asked "a
group OF his scourtiers which they
thought the greater man, himself or
his father. Al first he could elicit no
reply to so dangerous Il question. At
last willy old courier said, Your ia
lher, sire, for. though sou are equal to
your father in all other respects. in
this he is superior to you. that he had
greater son than any you have" He
was promoted on the spot
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Much More Important.

The Prospective Better Halt-But,
seriously, George. am | The only girl
He-Ncw. Amy. dear. don't ASK is
vcu are the only girl that ever loved.
iou know a.. We'll AS
lle-Sou, Amy. dear, don't ask ii
WASH. going 10. George. I started to
lsl I'm The only Girl that would
havc u:"--Pnck.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
CORPSE RINGS.
What They Arc aud Why They Are
Worn by Sailors.

" oEH ~ SHllOrn
Corpse rings. eh:'' said the visitor
Its y curious. Il gscwsome. name.
What are corpse rings
Corpse .in.S. The collector an
swereu. are rings found OH the bodies
OF drowned sailors identification rings.
Look Il this 1hicl cod one. Run
Ming around il OH the outside. YOU see.
there is carved in big. plain letters
William Ea,line. born in Camden.
Me. 1863. Home. Malabar' Ha,line
was lost of the Needles In the big
storm of 1897. Malabar was communi-
Gated With but il appeared that lie had
no rcla lives there.
Nearly every sailor when the blues
over1ake him ina s:ncS he will die OF
drowning. He hates 10 think or his
body washing up on i strange shore,
or his nameleSs grave and Of the anIi-
city OF his friends when he doesn't re-
turn and no news comes OF him. and
therefore he buys himself an idenriri-
cation or corpse ring.
Some Of these rings are costly,
beautiful, strange. Here is an antique
Egyptian one, Il ring OF green bronze
from riried tomb. Here Is ii wooden
one, carved With little demons, for the
thumb. 1t came, think. from Sene-
gambia. This ring Of ivory Is Japa
nese. 1t is Of beautiful Workmanship
The monkeys. holding each others
tails. that GO around it in Il circle. are
quite perfect" Baltimore Herald.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Central African Elephants.

Elephants in the swamp country OF
central Africa" writes II traveller. ARE
different i'll their habits from those
which inhabit the forests In the
marshes they stand throughout the
day immersed ia water up TO their bel
lies and With their backs almost hid
den by The high growth Of reeds. Here
they can always be traced by the white
eSrefs which Invariably accompany
them and which feed upon the ticks
and other insects with which their
hides IRE infested. A herd Of ele-
plants moving through dense grass
can be Kept III sight even though they
themselves are Invisible by the 1iutter-
ing up and down or These white birds.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
New Crop Of Oldest inhabitants.

No doubt the present winter viii
produce 4 large crop OF oldest inhab-
itants' who will cXpa1iatc for the hcne.
lit Of tho generations 70 come on tic
severity OF the cold. the Heavy SHOWS
and tho on rOasta which used 70 take
place on the ice CT the frozen rivers il,
the timc when ,1ey werc ayS Nature
mas taken car" that Tho fashion Of talk
in" ;tbcut cldfashionch winters shall
not 20 on, Of fashion Philadelphia
accord
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
THE DAY FOR EVICTION.
Scene in New York Vixen 4 Poor Fam.
lily Was About to Be Disposssessed

we turned now into ElGridgc stree;
anG drove slowly through lines Of ped
H'H's carts until we came 10 harhrr's
poe n front OF narrow doorway. A
hlac!: barred woman pccrod at us curl.
onsly from q window over rcd and
hl''H announcements, il Yildish. If va
r'"ns balls in tho ncichhor 1'h;a
vas No. 1f4. ,hc hcmc CT .Ahram Ran.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Cause and Eject.

The census bureau tells us that there
IS an overplus OF women in tie cities
and :: shortage in the rural districts
Merely in desultory way it may be
mentioned that there are not SO many
show windows in the country as in the
city.-Cncinnati Post.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Ut,H - aflg pre@s,
rUELiSifEn EVERY MORNING
(E1ccpl Monday
at the
DAILY PRESS EUllnlNC.
gil 'E>w-nty.ffth Street. ny the
DAILY PRESS COMPANY.
G.. r. Thacker. Editor and Publisher.
H. NJ Johnson /. Advertising Manager.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

Tile Daily Frc&H is delivered by car,
r;~r* anywhere in tie city limits Tor
10 cents. Il week; Any irregularities in
delivery SHOULD t." Immediately re
ported 10 Tie Office. nf publication. Or
i+r.s for delivery az the Daily Press To
either residence or places 0f h,sin-ss
may be- m:hc ~ postal card or tcle
nhstnt
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
The BEST Man az his Wedding.

Haskins BY the Way. who was the
best man at you: wedding: Wi!lnwby ~
The pa!snn seemed to be feeling tAe
best You see. it was a profit for him
and no risk whaterer. Boston Tran
script
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Year Makes Bloody BEGINNING.

\ railroad accident il New Jersey
with only ono fatality. but OF Il charlie.
ter that would have caused The cxpec-
'Eicn CT a score III least; 4 frighttui
mine disaster near birmingham. which
imprisoned l05 mon: 4 boiler cxnlo-
SIGN in Ohio which Killed four miners
and injured man: clh1rs--tlese We're.
the casualties OF Monday. l,ishty-,wo
Fatalities since tho hcgirnin: # this;
year i'll the anthracite mines vi The
S1"tc a:c already reported and 81 this
:a'c 1""' threatens 70 be ono CT til.
hlood:est years in The history Of hard
coal mining philadelphia Record.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
= N'aAs,ou, >i.,lu,

SAY. mister said tile talteieL
tramp. ''ran'l yoU$c stake int 10 er
dime: I'm dc Victim NJ en- washOurf'
Victim of 4 wa$hout.i echoed the
i'or,!s citizen in evident surprise.
''Dal'> Nor lejuined the tramp
- Honest. | amt had uurhn' bul water
ler tirnA Ter more'n len days. Chi.
tI.D News
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Misht nav. R.4n ,Hor,.

Church.! had 10 walk the floor all
night with the baby Can YOU think
OF auyth;n. worse than that: Gotham
Yes: YOU might have married ont III
Greenland. where the nights are six
months long Ionkers Statesman
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
Costly National insurance.

Admiral Coshlan says The l!fc Of a
hattlcship in peace is twenty years.
Every time We renew orr navy. then,
We are si!nriv taking out a ,wen.y-ycar
insurance policy against encroach-
menr.--New York Commercial.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

10 'rl.eve i'll putting Z stop 10
swearing: No. don't. II yon prevent
The workinSnan from swearing. ANA
thus relieving his feelings. what wi!!
happen: Why, he will 20 home and
murder his family.G. Bernard ShaM
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26
He Knew.

Father-Buu do you think you can
make my daughter happy? Suitor-
Happy. Say, you should just have
seen her when proposed !-Brooklyn
Life.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1905-02-26

It is 10 he hGpc, tha; i.,c withdrawal
of I'll" y NJ. l. cadets viii no, spoil The
inaugural para!c The Young ncn
should consider the matter thoroughly
it would be 100 bal &c di:s..poinr .ha
Immense lhrOn:s Ct si.htscnrS which
vii be dr.r'n 10 the National Capita?
on March L.