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The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
COFFROTH
A CONFERENCE

Manager Jim Coffroth will announce
tonight at o'clock the status of the
proposed Britt White fight He has
asked Charley Mitchell, representing
White, to meet Britt and himself at
Harry Corbetts at that hour when he
Will divulge his plans. He has proved
game fighter against tremendous
odds and is not willing to acknowledge
defeat.
When 1t seemed he had won Super
visor Bent over to his side it was be-
lIeved he had carried the day. Bent
would not change his stand, however,
so il seems impossible for Coffroth to
promote the fight this month. 49,
He has been advised by men well
versed in the law that he could defeat
the present boxing ordinance in the
courts The Supervisors make it a
crime TO do what the Legislature al
lows. The State law covers all points
regarding prize fighting, but does not
require that a permit be secured. The
law allows domestic incorporated
clubs to promote boxing. There is
no mention Of athletic clubs" The
word athletic" was eliminated by the
Legislature in 1903, the amendment
being introduced by Walsh of Ala
media
Coffroth was closely associated with
courts for fifteen years and has no de-
sire to NEEDLE with the law, so he will
hardly fight In that direction.
If he tries for permit during the
next two months he will probably have
the same opposition of the politicians,
together with that of the other club
managers, who claim the right to pro-
mote fights in those months
With all these conditions against him
his chances of carrying out his con-
pact with the boxers seem small
White is said to have been guaranteed
$4,000 win, lose or draw. Whether
this will be forthcoming if the fight is
abandoned is a question. Morris Levy
would like to put White against Han
Ion next month. If he could defeat
Hanlon handily he would then be In
line to fight the lightweights.
Battling Nelson has accepted an
offer of $4,000 for two fights to take
place before Philadelphia clubs about
the middle of next month His oppo-
nents will be selected from boys who
are familiar with the six-round game.
Nelson may also fight Jack Clifford
at Grass Valley, a liberal offer having
been made for such a fight.
Rufe Turner OF Stockton has been
challenging Nelson. Manager Nolan
has made the following offer on behalf
of his protege: Nelson will sign ar
ticles to fight Turner at once if the
latter will post side bet of $4,000.
We viii not give him the chance to
pick UP a big losers end of a purse"
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
Weller to Captain Stanford Team.

STANFORD UNIVERSITY, April
21.-M. J. Weller. better known to
college sportsmen as Sunny Jim We'll
ler," was elected captain of the STAN
ford track team to-day to pilot its
fortunes through the season of 1906
Weller is one of the best performers
on the cinder path, making the car
dinal team as freshman and winning
seven points in the intercollegiate
meet with the University of California.
He is a broad jumper and a hurdler.
The prospects for the Stanford track
team for next season seem = rosy.
Hurdler flanagan, Whitaker. the pole
vaulter, and Crawford, the hammer
thrower, are the only men whom the
cardinal will lose. With the addition
of the freshmen who have expressed
their intention of coming to Stanford
Captain Weller thinks his team will
surely come out ahead in the next in
tercollegiate meet with the blue and
gold.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
SAN JOSE AND LOWELL
SCHOOLS WILL HOLD MEET
City Track Team TO Compete With
Athletes OF Garden City
To-Day.

The track athletes of the Lowell
High School will journey to San Jose
to-day TO compete with the high
school boys of that city in a dual meet.
The trip viii serve to give the young
sters, who have trained faithfully,
pleasant experience as we'll as build
up a strong aggregation to represent
the red and white next autumn on the
cinder path.
The local boys are thought to have
an excellent chance to carry off the
honors. San Jose expects to outclass
the visitors in the field events, while
on the other hand Lowell has a num-
Der OF track stars. The Lowell en-
tries will be:
5o-yard dash-B1ske Read, Kenealey: 1oo-
yard dash-Blake. Read Kenealey; 22o-ysrd
dash-Malinson. Buttgenbach Tallach 40
yard run--Makinson Tum Suden, Buttgen-
bach; sso-yard run--Doud. Maundrell; ofe-rniie
rnn-Maundrell. Myer, Garvin; two-mile run
Garvin. Myer. Trowbridge: 120-yard hurdles
Leid and Barkan; 22o-yard hurdles-Barksn;
pole vsult-Lieb: high Jump-Bressi. Jeib;
broad Jump-Leib Tallac, Tum Suden; shot
put--Buttgenbach. Bressi; mile relay team
TaIlsch. Makinson. Tum Suden. Buttgenbach,
kenealey. DoUd.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
KELLY BREAKS
UP GAME AGAIN
Angels Come Through With
a Rally and Beat the
Giants Out.
Bernard's Two-Bagger Fol-
lowed by Smiths Single
Tells Tale of Defeat.

PORTLAND, April 21.-Ten innings
were necessary for the defeat Of the
Giants to-day. The Loo Loos won by
the score of 8 to 2. They might have
been scoring yet had they not been shut
off by neat double play. The Giants
opened up by hitting Dolly Gray hard
They made four hits in the first, which,
together with a weird double heave
gave them two runs as an appetizer.
Van Buren, singled, McCreedie failed
to sacrifice him, but Van went to Sec
ond on his out. Schlafey few to
Cravath. Householder put one past
Cravath and in the tangle reached
third. Then the next move Toman
threw the ball so 1t hit Householder s
shoulder and rolled off q mile and
Eddie fell on the hearthstone In the
tenth, McCreedie, Schlafiey and House
holder all went out and Los Angeles
won by Bernard's two-bagger and his
homecoming on Smiths single
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
SEATTLE TAKES sCRApPY GAME
Pitcher Fitzgerald Gets a Bad Start
and Never Receivers.

TACOMA, April 21.-Seattle won a
scrappy game to-day. Fitzgerald get
ting started badly. Kane was passed
and Miller's home run scored both
Eagan's error followed and Hall and
Burns singled. On McLaughlin's wide
throw from the field Umpire Davis al
lowed q score and Hall tailed while
Graham was disputing. The latter will
protest the game on the ground that
bases are allowed under the agreement
only on passed balls from the pitcher.
In the seventh Seattle clinched the
game. Kane doubled Miller and Dash
wood singing.
Truck Eagan made another home run
to-day. In the eighth another hit
would have won. Mclaughlin was
passed. Kane juggled Graham's sacri-
flee, Doyle doubled and Sheehan and
Nordyke singled, scoring three. Both
pitchers were hit hard. There was some
fine fielding, Hall, Houtz, McHale,
Doyle, Lynch and Sheehan doing spec
tacular stunts. Score:
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
STATE ATTORNEY HEALY
AFTER THE RACING MEN
Declares He VIII Not Allow the WASH
ington Park Track Officials to
Run the American Derby.

CHICAGO, April 21.-Derby day is to
come in for State Attorney Healy's at
tention when he starts his anti-race-
track crusade, unless Mayor Dunno
previously announces he will close
Washington Park track Healy to-day
reiterated his declaration that he would
ferret out the gamblers and prosecute
them, declaring he does not accept the
old argument that Derby day is the
wealthy mans pleasure day and that it
should not be molested.
Mayor Dunno was asked about Wash
ington Park track to-day and said he
had received official notification the
track was to open. When told Healy
would proceed against the track unless
he did, the Mayor said: "Mr. Healy
knows his own business
Lawrence A. Young, president of
Washington Park Club, refused to
make any comment upon State Attor-
ney Healy's plans.
ed" Wagner, one of the owners of
Worth" track, which meeting opens a
week from Saturday, also refused to
comment on the question. I'VE expect
to open on the date announced" he
said.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

Cruzados. the star of the Baldwin
stable. CARRYING "Handriding' Kelly
and 1872 pounds, captured the six fur
long handicap from rather sprigntiy
field of sprinters yesterday at Oakland
Cruzados ran coupled with Amerl-
cano, a younger brother, the entry
ruling a to choice. Sad sam, quite
a finished mudlark by the way, out
broke the others at the start ana tried
TO make runaway race OF II. BEFORE
three furlongs had been traversed
Cruzados passed him, and while the
Texas halfbreed displayed unusual
gameness, the favorite led him across
the line handy winner by more
than a length in lis. Tocolaw. after
meeting with some interference on the
back stretch, ran a bang-up third.
It seemed Collector Jessup might
cut a figure at one stage of the race,
then his light flickered and went out.
Nigrettc pulled UP lame, which &C
counts for the poor showing made by
the mare.
THREE FAvORITEs SCORE.
The first three favorites went by the
board, after which better luck attend
ed the efforts of the remaining three.
The track was muddy, making fast
time an impossibility.
One hundred and eighteen pounds
to negotiate didn't appear to bother
I'm Joe any more than If it were a
sack of feathers to carry in the two
year-oId scramble. He looked hot
bird ready to match q cold bottle and
at odds of to / breezed home ahead
of SypIion Girl, the favorite. Tooman
succeeded in getting away last with
Lady King, thereby fooling vast
coucourse of peOple
Strangely enough the price, climatic
conditions, track and everything else
pertaining to the game suited G. Mil
Ter. the astute pilot of Serenity. and
he let the mare down in the six-fur-
lone. selling sprint at odds of 20 to /.
Miller has been accused of being timid,
but that must be nursery rhyme.
Yesterday the Dayton & Kahn rider
would have attempted head-stand on
a buzz saw He turned Eldred around
on the stretch turn. and. slipping
through a crevice two inches in width.
won easily at the wire from DR.. Sher-
man ard Dorice. Dan Collins. the
favorite, foundered at sea, and all
hands were lost.
GLOOMY GUS BRIGHTENS UP.
Possibly the new owner of Gloomy
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
IOKERS DRIVE
YOUTH INSANE
Special Dispatch to The Call.

LEWISTON, Idaho, April 21.-Ray
w. Names, the Indiana young man
who was recently the victim of a mock
hold-up at Lake Waha, has lost his
mind as a result Of the joke. He was
taken to the Blackfoot Insane Asylum
to-day. Names is in a pitiful condi-
ton. His mind is total blank as to
his past life He has no recollection of
the hold-up, neither does he recognize
his friends who have called at the
County Jail to visit him.
His commitment to the asylum is the
climax of the sensational disclosures
made in a damage suit brought by his
attorneys for $4,000 against the Jokers.
who are well known residents of the
Waha country.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
Irene Lindsay Beats Rosetint.

NEW YORK. April 21.-Aqueduct racing re-
suits:
Room won. Old Guard second. Speedway third
Time. SO
won ARABIC second, Lord Badge third. Time
1:2S 40
Third race, the Rockaway stakes. six fur
longs-Gold Ten won, Monet second. Jerry G
third. Time, TIA 1-5.
Fourth race handicap. six furlongs-Irene
Lindsay won, Rosetint second. Wotan third
Time, 1:15-
Fifth race. seven furlongs-Tipton won, Billy
Roche second Fiat third Time. 1:29.
Sixth race, four furiongs-Phyllis A won
Edna Jackson second Rythia third. Time
:4SL.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
BIG STRIKE
THREATENED

CHICAGO, April 21-The teamsters'
unions have Informed all business
houses which have been delivering
goods to Montgomery, Ward & Co.
that they must stop, or a general
strike of all the union teamsters in
Chicago will be called. It is expected
that the demands of the unions will
be without exception refused by the
employers. They declare that the
very nature Of the demand made
by the teamsters makes any sort of
compromise impossible. It is consid-
cred unlikely that the strike, if called,
viii be in effect before Monday.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
Trapshooters Go south.

A number of well known trapshots,
including Holling, Reed, King and
Hoyt, have gone from this city to Los
Angeles, where they will compete in
a bluerock shoot to-day and to-mor-
row. From there they will go to
Santa Ana. where another two-day
meet will be held.
The old time shoot of the Lincoln
Gun Club will be held tomorrow on
the Ingleside grounds. The various
events will be held under novel con-
ditions and a large gathering of trap
shooters Is expected.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
TWO MORE WIVES OF HOCH
TURN UP IN BALTIMORE
Four of the Women He Married APP
pear in Court During
Trial

CHICAGO, April 1.-TWO more
wives of Johann Hoch have been dis
covered, according to letters received
by the States Attorney to-day. Both
wives are in Baltimore. Selection of
jury to try FIoch is proving diff
cult task. -Four of Hoch's wives occu-
pied seats in court to-day and listened
with interest to the proceedings.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
steeplechase for MFR. Rose.

NASHVILLE. April 21-Cumberland Park
racing results:
First race. five and half furlongs-varie-
ties won. Easter Joy second. Wexford third
Time, III ~.
Second race, steeplechase. short course-Mr.
Rose won. Bank Holiday second. Beana third.
Time, 3:11%.
Third race one mile-Hortensia won. Ojibwa
second. Orient third. Time, :4I&
Fourth race. six and a half furlongs-Eleata
won. Belle Dodson second. 0gontz third. Time.
1:25h.
Fifth race. four and half furlongs-Ro-
mola won. Thistle second. Polly Prime third.
Time, :5SL
Sixth race six and a half furlongs-Redman
Won, John Doyle second. Gendon third. Time.
1:2t-
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
CONDITION
Is NOT so FAVORABLE e

WEST PALM BEACH. Fla. April 21.
At midnight Frank jefferson reports
the condition of his father as about
the same as when the IL O'Clock bull
letin was issued The patient shows
signs of rest1essness. but there seems
to be no cause for immediate alarm.
While his condition is not so favorable
it Is not regarded as alarming. and
some Of the members Of ths family
have retired.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
PREPARING BIG WELCOME
FOR PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT
Residents of GIcnwood Springs VIII
Give Executive a Reception Before
His Return to Washington.

GLENwOOD SPRINGS. Colo, April
Preparations are under way here
10 give President Roosevelt a royal
welcome on May Il, when he will ar
rive from Redstone to spend the night
before returning to Washington. The
pelt Of the bear killed by the President
is being mounted as a rug. The<skin
OF the head will be drawn over a paper
msche form, but natural teeth will be
used. The skull is TO be added to the
collection Of c. Hart Merriam, biolo-
sist Of the Department Of Agriculture
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
SUMMARY.

Errors-Garvln, Dillon. Cravath, Toman
Struck out-By Garvin 6. by Gray 5. First
base on error Portland 1. Bases on balls
Off Gray 3. Two-base hits-Schlaffey Smith
Dillon, Cravath and Bernard. Double plays
Cravath to Flood to Toman Runkle to schIaf-
ley. Sacrifice hits-McCreedie Householder,
Toman. Murphy and Flood Stolen bases
Schlahey Atz and Eager. Wild pitches-Gar-
vim l. Gray l. Left bases-Portland s. Los
Angeles y. Time of game-One hour and fifty
minutes. Umpire-Klopf.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
SUMMARY.
stnien hases-Kelly. Kruger. NOM

StoItn Dasts-fNeIIy, hrVBtr, hc8Iulry' DuII-
leavy. Errors-Kruger. FTancks, Spencer.
Two-base hit-Irwin. Sacrifice hits-Murphy
Hildebrand. First base on errors-San Fran
cisco g Oakland !. First base called balls
or Graham 8. Left on bases-San Francisco
f. Oakland f. Struck out-By Henley T. by
Graham g. Double plays-Kruger to McMur-
ry; McMurry to Kelly. Time of game-One
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
Virginia Carroll Passes AWAY.

NEW ORLEANS, April 21.-James
J. Carroll. better known as Virginia
Carroll, for many years one of the
most noted figures on the American
turf, is dead Of cancer, aged AZ years.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
SUMMARY

Errors-Eagan. Kane t2) Hall Struck out
BY Fitzgerald 4. by Shields 4. Bases on balls
BY Fitzgerald 6. by Shields 4. Hit by pitcher
-Esgan, Burns. Passed ball-Graham. Wild
Pitch Fitzgerald. Stolen bases-Kane Miller
Houtz Two-base hits-Eagan, Doyle (2),
Kane. Home runs--Miller. Eagan Earned
runs-Tacoma l.. Seattle 3. Sacrifice hits
Graham, Hall, Miller. Double plays-Lynch
to Nordyke; Sheehan to Nordyke Left on
bases-Tacoma 49, Seattle Z. Time of game
1871 umpire-Davis.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
BOSTON LOSES FIRST GAME
ON IT'S HOME DIAMOND
Champions Are Beaten. Although
Gibson Strikes Out Eleven Men
During the Struggle.
AMERICAN LEAGUE

AMEfSlCAN IL.
BOSTON April Pin the presence of 1s 900
people Boston lost the opening game to-day
in This city. Up to the eighth inning Gibson
hit and striking out eleven men. Attendance
is. 800. Score:
Pbiladelphla -.-...... ..........,5
Boston ...... ................ g 1
Batteries -coakley, Waddeli, Powers and
Schreck Gibson. Farrell and McGovern
ST. LOUIS, April 21.-The Cleveland ST.
Louis game was postponed on account Of wet
NEW YORK. April 21.-The washington
New York game was called at the end of tha
fourth inning on account Of rain.
NATIONAL LEAGUE
CHICAGO April 21.--Two costly errors and
Lundgren's wildness presented the visitors ali
their runs and the game to-day Chech pitched
in good form for Cincinnati. Maloney being
the only local to solve his delivery. Attend
ance. 2000 Score:
Cincinnati b 8 2
Batteries-Lundgren and King; chech and
Phelps Umpire--O' Day.
NEW YORK. April 21.-The Boston Brook
lyn game was called in the third inning on
account of rain.
PHILADELPHIA April 21-The New York
Philadelphia game was called in the first
inning on account OF rain. New York had
scored 4 runs and Philadelphia q
PITTSBURG April 21.-The Pittsburg- ST
Louis National League baseball game was
called in the third inning to-day on account
of rain. The score was: Pittsburg @; ST.
Louis O.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

ALLENTOWN, Pa, April 21.-Twenty Hum
garian laborers were chloroformed last night in
q boarding house at Onrod, near Allentown
and robbed Of several thousand dollars
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

SEOUL April 21.-M Hayashi. the Japa-
nese Minister to Korea. left here to-day for
Japan.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

EDITED BY
r. A. SMYTH
HORSES SELECTED
ON BEST FORM.
BY FRED E. MULHoLLAND.

First race T.. W. Barr.
Father Catchem, Abe Meyer.
Second race-POssart, Invic-
tus. Iras.
Third race-Stilicho. Ocyrohe,
Iredeus.
Fourth race-Andrew Mack,
Briarthorpe, Military Man
Firth race-Hainaut bod
Anderson, Trapsetter.
Sixth race-Prince Brutus.
Albert Fir, Sea Air.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

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The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
SOCIALISTS
FAIL TO AGREE

ST. PETERSBURG, April 22.-
Many demonstrations on a grand scale
throughout the empire is the pro-
gramme of the Socialist wing of the
reform party, as announced at the
Pan Russian Congress of Journalists,
which closed yesterday after pro-
traeted and stormy session. At the
conclusion neither side was satisfied
with the programme.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

Turin, one OF the largest cities in
italy, has not single building with a
first class elevator.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22
HANDICAP DRAWS
OUT FINE FIELD

The handicap over one and three six
teenth miles. with an excellent field OF
starters. will" be the feature to-day at
Oakland. The entire card is an excel
lent one
Following are the entries:
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

Time :251s, 81. 1:1SA. 1:4511. At pos
2. Calculate, place, 2; show, 1. Jer'
Maiden. Trained by j. Krause. Ser
Rolls. Start good. Won all driving.
al Red quit Cotillion wonder pos
in the rough. Pousse Cafe looked rea
disappointed his stable.
So.Sa 1cOIrI,rr rrII p ACE,-Gtxr f,1rlor,zs.
The San Francisco call., 1905-04-22

RUNS AND HITs BY INNINGS.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-08-31


is now engaged making off the tax
tickets for 1905.
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HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Chief of Police Geo. w. Mays, OF
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well this week attending to some bust
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stylish. Prices to suit all.
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The Democrats will hold conventions
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HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Messrs. T. A. Repass, Jr., and w. L..
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Ladies' tailor made suits and skirts
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Harrison & Gillespie Bros.
James Osborne who was triedyin the
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of killing Reese Lester was acquitted
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HARRISON & Gillespie Bros.
Mrs. Fagg has rented the Chapman
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Don't fail to see our display of
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Harrison g. Gillespie Bros.
Mr.. ]. B. Boyer has rented the dwell
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The case of May VS. May which was
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Harrison & Gillespie Bros.
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musical world, in which he holds dis
tinguished position.
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while here. They spent few weeks at
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while pleased with that town are more
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Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1905-08-31
That Explained 1t.
Minneapolis Tribune.

Minneapolis Tribune.
The old colored man, at his gate with
a crutch under his arm, had sent a boy
of his color, about ten years old, to the
postoffice for mail and the lad had re-
turned empty handed.
81 don't see how dat kin be, >" unused
the old man. "You inquired for Moses
Whitbeck, did yo?"
"Yep."
"And did de postmaster dun look or
only shake his head?"
"He dun looked. I"
"And he said der wah no letters or
papers?"
Oats what he said, uncle"
"Wall, can't make it out. Did yo'
call me Nose or Moses?"
"Moses, l reckon, but it might have
been Nose"
"Huh, but dat 'splains it clear as
mud" exclaimed the old man. "When
| hain't sendin' to de postotflce FUR
mail Pm Nose or Moses, but when I'm
'spectin' letters I'm Mr.. Worthington
Johnson, Esquar, and you dun orter
know it. Yo' didn't get any letters.
Now, den, young man, yo' git right
down dar an sagatiate de mistake wild
such an egostical circulishun dat he'll
know who 1 am and send me up dem
leben or fo'teen letters waitin' for me.
Shoe! When anybody expects dat a boy
ten years old has got deliashun in his
head he suah to git combusticated."