The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-14
With the Long Bo1u
Eye natures walks. shoot folly as Il flies. z

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Louise of Coburg has sold the manuscript Of her
Memoirs' Brussels editor for $2O000O and Leopold
has police find that editor and the book
He thinks that tho the story worth publishing it
more worth suppressng. 1t is said to- be frank How
you like to have your naughty daughter down
everything she has heard do IN the last
twenty-five years and print it bookY Perhaps even
getting "mother'' to add few of her recolectlons In
cases like this the divinity that doth hedge about king
has no more than somebody throwing custard pie
would have in stopping Japanese regiment
You are right This is pretty good weather, even when
rains but wait about forty days and you will see the
grand old winter coming in like plumbers bill
King Soomon's immense family of children might well
have sung Everybody Works but Father but it is doubt
full if the would have stood for without ripping
up the palace. 49,. ,5a8G~s ago. zas 1 !. s5a $50
The Russian war office is mounting quick firing guns
motorcars the Russian chauffeur lost his cunning that
he cannot do execution without artileryY
Freshmen registered at Harvard number 1866. Pres-
dent Elliott be very busy seeing that they get
their trunks unpacked and noting whether their winter I'M
derwear is heavy enough -
What do you think of students in the Chicago
university pracng vvseotion7 The class is unusually
large one, and is obliged go the laboratory in two
tons double quantity Of animals necessary
Five women tested the blood pressure of dog the other
day. After administering ether they strapped his feet to
board and thrust iron bar thru his mouth Then they
cut the dogs throat and arranged for him to breathe thru
glass tube Wasn't that gorious Think how tender and
helpful will make young womanhood to hear the dogs
means Of anguish and see the blood flow. @A1@#
The writer forced by his alma mater cherhing
mother to attend class where vivisecton pracced
The and shrek Of the tortured brtes nger along
the halls memory yet Personally should prefer
death accepting life the result of such internal expert
But there people in the class who enjoyed the
sport greatly and sought occasion practice vvsecon OUT
al. hall too thov
raise it wherever they are. = 10y S>-s7
help feeling joyous the way the little
Japanese woman in New York threw the maser over her
head Miss Sofa only five feet in height and weighs 100
pounds. j. F. cCulum the victim, weighs $50 pounds and
feet inches high He lifted his hat to the pretty
japanese girl and followed it up by killing wink. Then he
tripped to her side and-somehing happened. = 49,.
The little woman clutched his coat lapel with eweled
hand With the other she seized his wrist. 49,
Swish! ..@'.. .~.~' ~
The bystanders stated that Macs heels formed the
feet Of paraboa Miss Sofas head. '-.s.,
hundred amazed pedestrians gazed in wonder Nc
Culum picked himself up and addressed the angry girl
apologize: Again he eHt up t6 the air and bit the
earth with slam like bdndle Of shingles falling from a
ladder Here the police interfered and the incident
closed. t-@@ <.'.-~
Two elderly coored ladies who witnessed the perform
laughter that they had to sit on
the curb to cool off, All say is Banza for Miss Sota
AMA *s.r
The three ladies who admitted to the Hall of
Fame Maria MITCHELL physical scientist, Mary Lyon
founder of Mount Hoyoke college, and Emma Willard the
author Of Rocked in the Cradle Of the Deep.''
There serious objection to obtaining entrance to the
Hail. You have not only to be famous but to been
dead ten We happy say that this latter re-
striction bars @7-~
The gentlemen who went in the same day with Maria
Mary and Emma were John Quincy Adams James Madison
and John c. Calhoun. " - .---
Adams offered his to Miss MITCHELL Madison walked
with Mary Lyon and John Calhoun and En- Willard brought
up the Miss Willard inclined to gggle and kep
her handkerchief to her face.
AS they entered the hall Washington advanced from hi
pedestal with Jefferson close second and welcomed them
Deighted, am sure said the father Of his countr,
cordially mot only to greet new immortals but t.
have the pleasure of meeting for the first time in Years wha
my friend ARENAS Ward unhappy us as vet ha
referred to as the opposing SEX We have felt somewba
isolated here and the lack Of woman COMPREHENSIVE an
cheer has been severely felt by Jefferson here
Jefferson started slightly and forced wooden smile
Monroe and Madison exclaimed: 3"Hear! Hear!'' am
capped vigorousy Washington held up his hand 40
silence. e. * ILL., :
"Let us have no levity here.
And now, friends, welcome to the Hall of Fame
rss you will make yourselves at home and that we sha
see much OF each other in the long future that is before rs
There was applause and the new Corners were sn,
rounded by >n eager crowd and heartily welcomed
A pleasant time had. "A J. R.
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