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The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
Not ssLaghtw,ight.

you've made mistake in your pa
par" said the Indignant man, entering
the editorial sanctum. II was one OF
the competitors at that athletic match
yesterday, and you have. called me the
"Weli, aren't you!@ said sa1t0e The editor.
mo, I'm nothing of the kind, and it's
ccnfoundedly awkward, because, you
see. I'm 4 coal merchant" STRAY
Stories.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
Intelligent Spider.

"A superstitious subscriber who found
. spider in his paper wants to know if il
is bad omen. Nothing of the kind.
The spider was merely looking over the
paper to see who was not advertising, so
It could spin its web across the store door,
ard thus be free from disturbance.-Kiowa
(kan.) Signal.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
HISTORICAL GLEANIN0s.

One Of the fads Of ITO was tha
wearing of two watches.
The drum is said to have been the
0rst musical instrument OF the human
race.
. Four shillings per annum was tho
rent of q flve-roomed house in Henry
Wills time.
Records OF Firfax county, Virginia,
show that George Washington owned
at the age of ~ $4,000 acres Of land,
end in 1890 the Washington family had
killed $50 hogs for their use.
New York was first called Gotham by
Washington Irving and J. Ks Paulding
IN their humorous work "Salmagundi,"
in sarcastic allusion to the singular
wisdom of, it's Inhabitants. There Is .
Gotham in England, seven miles from
Nottingham, the people Of which. are
d. usually styled z"the wise men of Goth
am," because for hundreds Of years
they have been credited with saying
and doing the most foolish things:
Automatic cooking boxes were In
general use among the Hebrews nearly
1000 years ago. The Greek and Ro-
man writer's frequently refer to them.
In his edition of "Juvenal," for exam
rle, Friedlander cites a commentator
who refers to "the Jews who, day be-
fore the Sabbath, put their viands hot
into the cooking boxes, the pots being
covered with napkins and wrapped
about with hay, so that they may have
warm food on the Sabbath"
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
Too Much SO,

Fuddle-You know Stocks, don't you3
Doctor-He is q patient of mine.
Il should :sy 20. I'm nSa treating him 70,
insomnia. STRAY Stories.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24

Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken OF
I've, n, Minneapolis. MINI, Jan. 8, 1900.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
90 East via the Nickel Plate Road.

90 East via the Nickel Plate Road.
Lowest rates via the Nickel Plate Road
and its eastern connections to all points
in Eastern and New ENGLAND States.
Three elegant through trains daily to
Cleveland, Buffalo, New York and Boston.
Meals served in Dining Cars on the Ind.
yidual Club Plan, at prices ranging from
Luxurious Sleeping Cars on all trains. No
excess fare charged on any train on the
Nickel Plate Road, and service as good a.
the best. For full information regarding
rates, connections, sleeping car reserva::
tions, etc, address J. Y. Callahan. General
Agent, ll3 Adams st., Chicago, Ill.
You can never make a man believe that
for his dinner in q restaurant where every
body is looking at him as he can at home
n. Y. Press.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24

While the little dog is barking tho
big one il likely to quietly abscond with
the bone.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24

Authors Wife-A penny for your
thoughts, my dear.
Author-Please hold that open till l
hear from my publishers.-Puck.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
WASTED TO A SHADOW.
But Found 4 Cure After Fifteen Year
Of Suffering.

A. H. Stotts, messenger at the State
CAPITOL. Columbus, O., says: "For
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
Two Glasses.

Two Glasses.
Great Statesman (amazed)-You
don't seem to take much interest in
politics. - -
Citizen-N-o. I'm earning my living
In another way.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Worthington advance., 1905-11-24
AUNT JAMES
TURKEYS
BY WRIGHT A. PATTERSON

N OLD woman like mo
don't have many reel
pleasures" said Aunt
Jane Hamilton to Ma
tilda Crawford, one OF
her neighbors. II could
count my annual pleas
nroa On 0na finger. on
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19
4 MONUMENT TO
 BAD MANAGEMENT.

More than a year and a half ago provision was made by congress for the construction of the Panama canal Now we have the news from the isth- must that ''it will be the beginning of next year before the present reorgani- zation plans of Mir Shonts and MT. Stevens show any effect"
 Apparently the completed canal is further away than it was when con gress passed the enabling act.
 It was generally understood at the time the act was passed that lock ca nal plan had been determined upon. Today the engineers are discussing the basic question whether they shall dig lock ditch or go to sea level. And President Roosevelt has just been in prolonged consultation with members of the canal commission and the engf- neers, presumably with the object of settling that point
 Nothing but disappointment has been LCdllLtu LnuS AdA l1OAA lAC VI A6Ab Na pectation that followed the start given by congress to the canal project, says the Los Angeles Herald. The work accomplished during the long interval since the so-called beginning of it has hardly equaled the snsil-like progress of the French company.
 The changes that have occurred in the general management are ample evidence of incompetency, and the rev elations of a close approach to graft ing by trusted officials have tended to destroy public confidence.
 The energy and determination of President Roosevelt, potent as they have been in other lines of public af- fairs, appear to be feeble in the effort to make dirt fly on the isthmus. He has almost absolute control of the construction work under the special authority delegated to him by con gross, and direct responsibility for the
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

After being fined s200 by Judge Campbell in Tucson Editor hughes of the Star took up his pen, ulpped in the gall sack an4 wrote the following:
 "Ex-President Lerdo of Mexico was most unmercifully abused by the press of the republic. When some of his advisers urged am to place a censor ship upon some of the publications which were abusing him, he replied: Never Let them alone; they will purify themselves. None but towards and dishonest men are afraid of news paper abuse or misrepresentation Let the press of Mexico alone; the people will not long sustain an unjust or a dishonest newspaper, any more than they will patronize a dishonest mer- chant
 president Lerdo was right. Look out for those who attempt to suppress the freedom of the press. They are not to be trusted. Look out for those who try to suppress the fullest publi- cation of events. They are not to be trusted It is the thief who fears the fashlight of the police. It is the grafter, the dishonest official, the DO litical miscreant who fears the cal cium light of the press"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19
.Mre Bessfe Mas/eu

To be such a successful wife. to re- tain the love and admiration of her husband. to inspire him to make the most of himself. should be a woman S constant study.
 If woman finds that her energies are Tagging, that she gets easily tired. dark shadows appear under her eyes, she has backache, headaches. bearing down pains, nervousness, whites, irreg- charities or the blues, she should start at once to build up her system by a tonic with specific powers. such as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound.
 Following we publish by request 8 letter from young wife:
 Dear Mrs Pinkham:
 Ever since my child was born I have sui Tered. as hope few women ever have. with in hammatlon, female weakness. bearing-dowu pans, backache and wretched headaches. It affected my stomach so l could not enjoy my meals, and half my time was spent in bed,
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made me well woman, and I feel so grateful that am glad to write and tell YOU of my marvellous recovery. It brought me health new life and vitality. Mrs Bessie Aiusley. Gil South 10th Street. Tacoma, Wash.
 What Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound did for Mrs. Ainsley it will do for every sick and ailing woman.
 If you have symptoms you don't un- derstand write to Mrs. Pinkharn, at Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free and always helpful.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

Yavapai county; there is the Citizen at Tucson; the Globe Silver Belt u Globe; the Arizona Bulletin, the Cop per Era and the Morenci Standard in Graham county, and practically all the papers in COchise county have con demned the action of the Republican Territorial Board of Equalizers. The only papers that have seen fl to ''yawp" about these papers that have seen fit to defend the mining industry of the Territory against a palDa5le outrage are the Phoenix Gazette and the Phoenix Enterprise. Let the al falfa eaters howl all they want; they are disturbing no one, at least in this section.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

The civil service commission issues information that the southern states are not holding nearly the number of appointments due them in government offices under the apportionment sys- tem, and it proposes to begin cam paign of education in the south, with view of instructing Democrats that they have as good a chance as Re publicans to obtain and keep positions. It may be that one reason why south ern people are not seeking office is that during the last fiscal year they furnished 4 per cent of the exports from the United States. They sent abroad s431, ,9S0,911 worth of products. They are not to be blamed for being too busy in profitable industry to play politics-at least, that form of politics which consists in chasing up cheap clerkships.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19
A PLAN FOR
 PERMANENT PEACE.

In the COmmoner this week the fol lowing letter appeared, addressed to President Roosevelt, by William Bryan:
 ITO President Roosevelt: Circum- stance placed you in a position where as chief executive of the nation. you were able to bring Russia and Japan together to effect an honorable peace
 You performed your dtUy in a man. ner creditable to yourself and to your country. You have been hailed as peace maker and you realize how the peaceful victory thus achieved by you outshines your military exploits. Why not use the present opportunity to put on foot a movement for the establish ment of permanent peace? Last winter you asked for authority to en- ter into agreements which would be in effect arbitration treaties and the senate (wisely. l believe). refused to surrender the treaty making power. But now if you had been intrusted with the authority asked you would have hesitated to submit a question involv. ing the nations honor and it is not always possible to know in advance what questions may be involved. Why not ask congress for authority to sub init all international questions (when an agreement cannot be reached by the parties interested) to an impartial board for investigation and report. h. vestigation will in nearly every case remove the cause of complaint and reconcile the parties. Questions which a nation might be unwilling to submit to arbitration in advance could be set tied by investigation by an impartial international board.
 i'It was @ glorious thing to end the war between the Russ and the Jap, but it would have been more glorious to have prevented the war and saved the frightful loss of life. The moral prestige which our nation now enjoys would in all probability enable it to lead a successful peace movement. The congratulations which you have re- ceived from the heads of European governments strengthen the chances of success. If the leading nations Of the world would enter into an agree ment to join in the creation of such board for investigation before declar- ing war the danger of war would be reduced to a minimum. Few men have bad it in their power to do so much for humanity-wilI you improve the opportunity"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

of the work rests upon him. But the fact is palpable that his energy has produced no visible results thus far. The reports from the isth- mus are discouraging in every feature The present situation gives no satis- factory promise that the canal will be in service within the next score of years.
 It is a stupendous task that the United States has undertaken at the isthmus, but one that is none too large for the nation that has tackled the job The Panama canal will be an estab- lished fact in time. the only question being the age of the twentieth century when the first vessel passes across the isthmus But is there any reason able hope that the work will be fairly ttarted within the three and a halt years remaining of President Roose velt's term?
 Dealing with the facts as they ap pear today. contrasting the present situation with the allurirg promise oi an isthmian canal within seven Ol eight years, it is glaringly apparent
 that the whole project is thus fal nothing but a monument to bad man agement.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19
LOWELL HEARD FROM.

Read what one or your ne1ghbors has to say about Natures Remedies and the wonderful cures they effect: q have been a sufferer from sciatica rheumatism for the past nine months, confined to my bed most of the time; could not be up but from two to five minutes at a time, and the doctors here could do me no good. Friends of mine recommended the new discovery, Natures Rheumatic Remedy, and can now say that after taking one bottle am up all the time and able to attend to my household duties, and must high ly recommend this great remedy to all sufferers, and will be glad to answer inquiries
 MRS. B. WOODHEAD,
 Lowell, Sept. 6, 1905. '' Doane & Richardson, Tucson, manu- lecturers. Bisbee Drug Co.,, distrib- utors, Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

The Hon. Champ Clark of Missouri thinks the Republicans will be up against a lively scrap when congress meets. There is a large and growing deficiency in the revenue of the coun- try to be considered, and that at a time when the Republicans of the northwest are already in open revolt because of the continuance of the mo- tariff. The prospects do look good for political scrap.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

The yawp of the Phoenix alfalfa-fed editors about the Subsidized press" and the "collared organs reminds one that these papers seem to be wearing the collar of the Republican Governor who is holding them in line for the outrageous attempt to confiscate Jhe non-producing patented mines of the Territory by taxing their owners be- yond endurance Let us see just who are included in the 'collared yaUp" of the Phoenix papers. There is the Prescott Courier and the Jerome Min ing News, the leading newspapers of
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

Int fact that Marshall Field paid the highest tax is not convincing evil deice that he is the richest American. It is merely evidence that MT. Field came nearest to telling the exact truth about his possessions.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

Bisbee is the best mining town on the map. With more than 2OOO miners drawing $3.50 per day for eight hours work and the certainty that during the next six months 1000 more will go into the mines, indeed, the conditions here are unequaled in the mining coun- try.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

Fl Paso is excited over the discovery of a sulphur mine. Unless Fl Paso mends her ways she stands to get enough sulphur in the next world with out bothering to hunt for it on this side of the great divide.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

One of the most noted, successful and richest men of this century, in a recent article, has said. Whatever I am and whatever success l have attained in this world owe all to my wife. From the day first knew her she has been an inspiration. and the greatest help mate of my life"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

The statement that Mir. Rockefeller never tasted liquor in his life does not necessarily mean that he has never been fabricated"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19
lowell Branch Office.

A Branch office has been establish. d at Lowell in the building occupied y Lowell Drug Co. News items and advertisements left there will be giv- en prompt attention.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

It ought to be gratifying to the rail road managers of the country to con template the fact that the President
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

This paper Is kept on Tile at law rences Advertising Agency. 4O1. Ex- aminer Bldg, Los Angeles Cal. where contracts for advertising may be made.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

has substituted the 'big dove" for the "big stick"
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19
A TRULY IDEAL WIFE
HER HUSBANDS BEST HELPER

Vigorous Health Is the Great Source od the Power to Inspire and Encourage All Women Should Seek It.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

The Review is delivered by carriers tn the following towns: NacO. Cananea. Douglas. Tombstone. Benson. South Bisbee Paradise. Don Luis. Pearce.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

In the Commoner this week the fol lowing letter appeared, addressed to President Roosevelt, by William J Bryan.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

Issued Every Morning Except Monday
Bisbee daily review., 1905-09-19

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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-07
CANADA THANKS
YANKEES CROCUS
To Consul Taylor and His Love
for Flower the Northwest
Traces Boom.
Special TO The Journal.

Special to The Journal. t.
Winnipeg, July 7.-Everybody in the
United States should know of the love
which the people Of Manitoba bore Con-
beautiful way in which they keep his
memory green. He has been dead for
er forget him. He is remembered as
the most popular and most efficient con-
sular official who ever has come to the
people Of Winnipeg placed his likeness
in OIL. life size, in their city hall.
During his consular service, Mr.. Tay-
Tor became greatly interested in the de-
velopment Of Manitoba and the country
north of it. It was his custom, each
prairie crocus. He was particularly
fond Of the small purple flowers, and
vase filled with them could always be
seen, during the blossoming season, on
his desk at the American consulate. His
Investigations af ED led him to believe
! that the blossom1iing time. of the crocus
: was not materially later in upper Mani
! toba and the Mackenzie river country
than in Minnesota.
: In order to make sure regarding the
exact dates, he one year asked for defn-
ite reports as to the time of the appear
ance of the crocus flowers in st. Paul,
and north from there 1900 miles to Fort
Dunvegan and the Pea ce river country.
These reports showed that the crocus
appeared in st. Paul just one week
ahead of it's appearance on the far
away Peace river. This discovery was
intimately related to the subsequent de-
ing Of field crops on a large scale. MI:
Taylor, thru his love for the crocus
had unconsciously done for the country
service of the highest Importance.
In the spring Of each year, when the
crocus blossoms, loving hands place
them in profusion beneath his likeness
in the Winnipeg city hall, and this has
become one of the fixed customs Of the
city.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-07
new WED PAIR IN
lion CAGE PARADE
81
Question Now Arises, Was Prank
Of Bridal Couple S Friends
q Joke?
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Pittsburg, July There is diff
ference of opinion in the police depart
ment today between Director Harry
Moore of the department of public
safety and Alexander Wallace, super
intendent of police, over what consti-
F. C. Zimmerman of Hackensack,
N. J., and Miss Louise Timmins of the
East End, Were married in the home of
Rev. MIR. McAnnly, pastor of the Ro-
man Avenue Christian church, last eve
ming. 1t had been arranged after the
ceremony there should be reception
in the home of the BRIDES parents and
there were many carriages to convey
the bridal party to and from the min
lister. .---..-
There was also brother of the bride
who had brought lions wagon from
circus menagerie,, and as the bridal
couple vas leaving the house, the
down upon them and, despite their eff
forts to escape, thrust them into the
cage and locked the door.
A brass band had been engaged. It
" headed the procession and, followed by
the wedding guests in carriages the
march thru the principal streets of the
East End began.
The guests burned red fire and blew
horns, while the angry occupants of
the cage beat their hands against the
bars in futile efforts to escape. Chairs
had been placed in the cage for their
! comfort and finding that all efforts to
escape were useless, they sat down and
tried their best to. bear it. The parade
lasted for an hour, and was viewed by
thousands.
Director Moore issued orders for the
arrest Of the participants on the charge
of holding a circus parade without a
thought it was good joke, and it is not
likely that there will be any arrests.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-07
LIVES WITH BULLET
THRU HIS HEART
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
New York, July with a bullet
hole thru his heart and thru the tissues
Of his left lung, Harry Nowak, youth
out Of danger Of death in St. Vincent IS
hospital, Staten Island.
q Harry started out for day of pleas
ure on the Fourth, but while crossing
the bay on the ferryboat Castleton, he
was hit in the left breast by a bullet
from a revolver which Max Dascher, a
friend, was displaying to party Of &C
Quaintances.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-07
POUND AND A QUARTER
BABY In BROOKLYN
New York Sun Special Service.

New 7ofK Sun Special sef7ice = -
New York, July THE west has
been boasting Of small babies, but the
trinlets of Mr.. and Mrs. John MCGOWAN
of Brooklyn are the smallest in the
world. The tiniest has been placed on
public exhibition, being confined in an
incubator at Dreamland, Coney Island
She weighs just one pound and quar-
ter, and from the top Of her head to
the soles Of her feet she measures seven
inches. Yet the little miss seems won
derfully healthy, and DR.. Fischel thinks
she will grow to normal size.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-07
Low Rates to California and Return
Via Chicago Great Western Railway,

Tickets on sale during the months
of May, June, July, August and Sep
TENDER to San francisco, Los Angeles
and San Diego and return. Tickets
good ninety days. Choice Of routes may
Be had. For further information apply
to R. H. Heard, General Agent, corner
Nicollet avenue and Fifth street. Min.
peapolis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-07
Sec Stockweu Soon-That life insur.
hnce--The Penn Mutual. Andrus BLDG.
Northern Pacific Excursions to Yellow
stone Park and Portland Exnositinn.

stone Park and Portland Exposition.
Nowhere else on earth can be seen
The natural wonders and beauties that
abound In Yellowstone Park The
<fNorth Coast Limited'' and stPacific
Express,'' via the Northern Pacific
Railway, carry visitors right to the Of
fetal entrance Of the park. For Vel
lowstone Park folder 'E'' and informa-
tion about rates. etc, call on or. write,
6: +. Mcneil, city passenger agent, 10
Nicollet block, Minneapolis. MINI.
Pain from Indigestion. dyspepsia and
by taking one of Carter's Little Liver
Pills Immediately after dinner. Don It
forget this.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-10-19
Saved His Life.

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believe Billiards. Snow Eminent saved
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