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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

frlendS by haNlng his picture taken with one hand to his face, after the fashion popular among country poets and sweet young things who have just perpetrated their first novel
 Chaplain Bradford of the Illinois House of Representatives has offered up prayer for MT. Roosevelts safety on his present hunting expedition. It is not the Presi- dent who needs praying for, but the lone. half-starved coyotes that the imperial party has been destroying with such gusto.
 The Massachusetts board of fish and game commissioners. in it's annual report, states that the lobster fisheries show conclusively the same decadence of supply that has characterized the lobster fishery for many years The outcome, the com mercial extinction of the lobster is as sure to result as day is to follow night" After reading this statement the minstrel bethought himself as follows LAY OF THE LOBSTER. Like the Indian and the noble auk
 The lobsters doomed. to die. Soon we'll take him off the card
 And sadly say goodbye. He's always done his duty and
 He's had great career, While filling up the chorus girls
 And bringing us good cheer. We really hate to see him go.
 There's comfort in him still. He's occupied an honored place On many cafe bill. Farewell, sweet lobster we must part Excuse these briny tears But we will always think of thee And love thee through the years. Again we fain would say to thee,
 So long, sweet lobsterette l But alack alas. we must confess. i There are 'lobsters' yet. you bet! Surgeon Major Charles Woodruff of the United States army states that the ne- gro inherited his black skin and night proving habits as a protection from the 1 sun which gets hot along the Congo in l the day time. However. the Major failed to explain the relation existing between q negros night-prowling and his propensity for chicken roosts. Chickens don't roost 1 in the wilds of Africa, or did not when the country was really wild. It appears that the darkey's black skin and fondness l for walking at night are inherited, while
 
 when the moon hides hehind a cloud is acquired
 , Ice cream has been tried as cure for hiccoughs. Don't The fear of ptomaine poison has not deterred sum- mer maids from consuming ice cream in large quantities, and if ever the re- port gets out that ices are good for any complaint their appetites will be immense.
 PRIDE,s ETC. i He always thought he owned the earth
 And held his head very high, i But cemetery lot was all he got l When at last he came to die l Secretary Loeb had a little rabbit hunt of his own as a side line to the big show being put on" by President Roosevelt in Oklahoma
 Ambassador Meyer rode in golden car riage to greet the Czar, but he saved his A1nericanism by wearing dress suit. PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
ALABAMA PRESS
Throwing Mud.

From the Guntersville Democrat.
 The editors at Tuscumbia and Sheffield are indulging in mild exchange of mud balls.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

If the tapeworm is to serve as a cure for tuberculosis, there should be a distinct understanding with fne for mer as to when he is to get out alto gether.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
Tears Would Be In Order.

From the Anniston Evening Star.
 We are not so sure that the Easter hat and the Easter weather will be in har- mony. In the event of discord between the two a free flow of briny tears may b. expected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Gates is billed to lose several mil lion on May wheat, but he will make it upon the next thing that comes along, not including the merger in this district.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
Corrected.

From the Eufaula Times.
 Judge Dunne is indeed a wonderful man, jurist. poet musician and the father of thin on children.-Age-Hera
 He is also Mayor of Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
Country Not Suffering.

From the Roanoke Leader.
 The country doesn't seem to be suffer- ing while President Teddy is recreat- ing in the wild west.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

From the Pensacola Journal.
 What becomes of flies in winter and chorus girls in summer?" asks The Age Herald We pass. Give us an easier one,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

A Kentucky gir. refused to tell little white lie" so that she could get married. That girl is worth waiting for, if it takes all winter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
In Jacksonville.

From the Florida Times Union.
 The Birmingham Age-Herald says strawberries there are within reach of the masses.' So they are in Jacksonville when the fruit dealer isn't looking.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

The King of Denmark is ST years old, and he goes on living and reign ing regardless of our late Mr. Osler.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

A Philadelphia woman is suing an ossified man for breach of promise. He probably found it easier to break his promise than himself.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
Westward. Hol
From u

From the Talladega Mountain Home.
 All eyes are turned westward as Ter rible Teddy does his fast succeeding stunts
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Now it is reported that Omaha butchers have been selling horsefiesh as beef. Maybe they were trying to counter on the beef trust
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Rojestvensky and Tog) are literally at sea, or rather we are who are try ing to locate them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

There is deep impression that Togo has something up his sleeve for Rojestvensky.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Japan accepted friendly offices" once and was robbed of Port Arthur. She wants no more of them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Over in Atlanta a bridegroom faint ed during his wedding ceremony. At lanta ought to improve the metal of her young men.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Unless MT. Roosevelt kills a few 'possums he need not expect to get the colored vote again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Rojestvensky will yet ascertain that shooting at fishing smacks and shooting at Togo are two different things.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

The British are disproving in all seriousness the Osler theory, instead of taking it as a joke.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

When allotments are to be made there are always babies enough in the Indian tribes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

II. Rider Haggard says living is high in this country. Evidently he has been watching hign life.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Fiction reading is declining in Gin cinnati, and it is believed the beer drank in that town is at the bottom of it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Rockefeller is still able to get men and societies to accept his money. His hypnotic eye does it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Who's planting cotton? The farmer, of course.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Jim" Corbett in a George Bernard Shaw play would put us beyond the reach of further surprises.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

It remains to be seen whether the Japanese fleet will be Roiestvenskyed or the Russian fleet Togoed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Everything is clear now. President Shonts of the Panama canal commits sion is named Theodore
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Henry Clay Prick is still itching to get into the cabinet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Watch the antics of Sammy Sneeze and Buddy Tucker in next Sundays Age-Herald
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Western farmers are all right if they do not strike oil.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

and how she went to rest with prayer on her lips for you. And now 1t is too late. and the crickets play their lone- some melody, while a white stone in Gods Acre marks where mother rests after her work is done. Remember moth- yet time to show our appreciation of her love. See her hair; it is as white as snow, and it has been bleached by care of us. Watch her steps how they falter. Cherish her. Show her your love. Court her as you would a sweetheart, if you would make her happy. All too soon this mother will be gone, and then God grant the cricket song will bring us naught but kind memories
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

The President is having the time of his life, but it is hard on dumb crea- lures.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

The Rockefeller hypnotic eye was a failure when tried on Miss Ida Tar bell
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Belasco is now our best trust buster.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

The man who rocks the boat will soon be in our midst.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
JEWS TO CELEBRATE
 A SESQUICENTENNlAL

fathers, after a longer Journey and en- during greater trials than those from Plymouth at last arrived. Aitnough Peter Stuyvesant would have expelled the im- migrants, orders from the Dutch West India company, in which tie Jews of Amsterdam were stockholders, compelled their admission.
 Preceding the arrival of the sea-worn group other Jews had arrived in New Amsterdam. The records of the West India company show Jews on the muster rolls of soldiers and sailors sent to this country. On November g. 1754, Jacob Bar simson, the first Jewish settler, whose name has been handed down, came in the ship Pear Tree. Not. however, until the arrival of the Caterlina in 16S5 was there a distinct Jewish colony. From the small seed of 25O years ago has grown the now mighty umbrage of American Juda- ism. As other prosecutions have followed and as the freedom of America became known, the enterprising of the race have come until now America mas the third largest Jewish population in the world, and seems destined soon to be second.i American Jews look back with pride on what their race has accomplished and with gratitude on the fact mat at last. the first time in nearly two thousand years, the race has been given chance to demonstrate that the old prejudice against it was without warrant-that it's mem- bers could give to an adopted land a patriotism as unselfish as it was useful.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

May the discussion of tainted money" rest in peace.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Washington Bureau Age-Herald, l421 c Street, N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

The quarantine against Rockefel- ler's money is relaxing in some spots.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
PASSED.
1irnaI

Now you can pity the Colorado bear.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
About Persons.

| R. McNally of Sheffield is at the Morris.
 John P. Carey of Mobile is at the Nor ris.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Secretary raft will not take Bacon on his Philippine tour.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Santo Domingo is second now to baseball and garden making.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

R. P. Dawson of Indianapolis. repre-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Secretary Loeb had a little rabbit hunt of his own as a side line to the big show being put on' by President Roosevelt in Oklahoma.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

IhIDFsI ID I V. He always thought he owned the earth And held his head very high, But a cemetery lot was all he got When at last he came to die.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Chaplain Bradford of the Illinois House of Representatives has offered up prayer for MT. Roosevelt's safety on his present hunting expedition. It is not the Presi- dent who needs praying for, but the lone. half-starved coyotes that the imperial party has been destroying with such gusto.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Entered a the Birmingham, Ala, post office as second-class matteE under aet of Congress, March .. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14
COMMENTS ON MEN AND
 MATTERS OF FIFE WORLD

friends by having his picture taken with one hand to his face. after the fashion popular among country poets and sweet young things" who have just perpetrated their first novel.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

L. H. Russ, NJ w. Carlisle and w. F. Jordan are the only authorize travehng representatives of The AgeHerald in Its circulation department
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Ambassador Meyer rode in a golden car riage to greet the Czar, but he saved his A1nericanism by wearing dress suit.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

No communication will be published without its authors n, ne. heoecteo manuscripts will no. be retIr unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-14

Ice cream has been tried as a cure for hiccoughs. Don't The fear of ptomaine poison has not deterred sum- mer maids from consuming ice cream in large quantities, and if ever the re- port gets out that ices are good for any complaint their appetites will be immense.
The Bourbon news., 1905-08-08
a REAL COMFORT
for every home.

Many comforts and conveniencesfo for the
home are denied the masses of the people
for the reason of their expense. There is,
however, one comfort that is in the reach
of every family from the day-laborer to
the millionaire, an article which is needed
and can be used to good advantage every
day. This article is PARACAMPH.
First Aid to the Injured, combination
of cooling, soothing, healing oils and
camphor, especially prepared toquicklyre-
leve the aches and pains OF every member
of the family. Mothers of course realize
the necessity of such an article in their
homes, and as the use of Paracamph has
proven that it is far superior to and more
useful than Arnica, Witch Hazel, Vase
line, Liniments, ETC., it is to the interest
of every mother to try Paracamph atonce.
Paracamph is absolutely pure, clean and
safe and its powers for quickly relieving
and curing pains and aches are truly re-
markable. Don t hesitate; try Paracamph
to-day. Every bottle is guaranteed. Trial
size 25c; family sizes SOC and $I.OO. The
Iaracamph Co., Louisville, KY. U. S. A.
G. S. Warden & Son, Special Agents.
The Bourbon news., 1905-08-08
Paris. KY, Tuesday, August 8, 1905.

THERE can be no doubt about the popularity Of Democratic
principles That those principles growing in popularity
open question Ask any admrer Of President Roosevelt
why he popular and you will find that is due his
cacy of principles and policies that Democratic Nothing
brought applause during his first administration than
settlement of the anthracite coal strike And how did he settle
it? By arbitration Now the Democratic platforms 1896
and 1900 demanded arbitration while the Republican platforms
silent the subject But he only there
great suffering and loss before proposing arbitration
did nothing aerward permanent arbitration board
for the prevention Of strikes he popularity by small
application of Democratic policy would he more
popularity if he had urged the establishment permanent
board?
He again popularity by recommending railroad regua
ton The Democratic platform demanded that the Re
publican platform silent the subject The
cism has from the shielding of Morton-that
cratic He strong when he is Democratic when he
departs from Democratic ideas He being commended
for enforcing the criminal law against the Beef The
publican platform is silent the subject Would be
popular fhe enforcedth criminal law against the trusts
That would be Democratic
If president achieve popularity by being spasmodcal
V and sporadcay Democratic what would be the popularity
of president consistently and persistently Democatic
The Bourbon news., 1905-08-08

In another column will be found notice the property
owners by order of the Board HEALTH have premises
sanitary condition ndeed strange that property
will obey these orders the Health Board when they
selves the same benefit from these pevenves from cpl
denies the public large No. they will until the cpl
demic here and then everybody will begin clean up
dnfec their premises but then will be late We
stand this will be the last order the Board will give
obyed the parties refusing will be proceeded against according
ito law
The Bourbon news., 1905-08-08

II plainly shown Saturday morning how Paris citizens
Disseminated against by the L. N railroad There
fifteen Paris citizens the depot bound for Canada the
Knoxville through train due here 80 three hours
the H. n refused to the train from Lexington through
the party make Cincinnati been
through passenger from Lexington the train would
have been through, is always done when the Knoxville
train is late Lexington always gets the and
compelled take the skinned milk.
The Bourbon news., 1905-08-08

ONE of the best signs the times the made against
the CRATER Maybe because grating has become
and notorious whehe the public has last
aroused do know but thing Throughout
the length and breadth of the land investigations being
made and the CRATER being exposed and driven this
does be merely pasmodic effort but it is backed
sound public opinion and in is followed
practical reforms Our people honest
and when aroused may be trusted to do the right thing
The Bourbon news., 1905-08-08

WE heartily in of the State Fair but oppose the
methods used by several Lexington papers regard adve
1t looks very much boost for Lexington and
peca advertising scheme for the several paperof that city
The Kentucky Farmer and Breeder especially working
much in the interest of that journal is for the interest
the State Fair Some people want the earth for nothing and
after getting it want you to throw in the fireworks.
The Winslow mail., 1905-06-17
Hardware Department.

JUST RECEIVED - A large
stock of Gasoline Stoves, also ovens
at prices in reach of all For this
coming week we are Offering Water
Glasses at 40c per doz. This is one
of the best values ever offered for
the money, so don t fail to put in a
supply. Our stock of Furniture.
Crockery and Household Supplies is
made up of the best goods for the
price ever offered in northern Ari
zona. AS for the rancher we can al,
ways supply his wants. Now is the
time for Garden Hoes, Rakes. SHOW
els, etc, also Screens and Screen
Doors. The latest designs Of Wall
Paper.
The Winslow mail., 1905-06-17
Gents furnishings.

Our spring line of Shirts, Neck
wear. Shoes, etc. are here and we
are prepared to show you the very
newest in furnishings.
Shirts in plain and pleated bos-
oms from 75c to $500
Underwear in blue, pink, black,
and white. 81 90 to 50 so a suit.
We have special mesh garment
something cool and pleasant to
Wear-at 500 a suit.
A new line of Patent Leather
Oxfords just received. They are up
to date
Straw Hats, Neckwear, Fancy
hosiery and everything in up too date
gents furnishings
The Winslow mail., 1905-06-17
Dry Goods Department.

Something cooling for summer
wear:
Imported Japenese Crepe,
Granite Cloth.
Argyle Zephrys Ginghams.
Radium Silks,
Organdies,
Thistle Silks.
Embroidery Linens Dress Goods.
A complete line of Shirt Waist
Suits.
A new line of Oxford Ties in
Patent Leather and Tan.
Sandals for women and children
with two or three straps.
The Winslow mail., 1905-06-17
GROCERY DEPARTMENT.
Groceries and Table DeIicacies.
TEAS.

Schillings Original Packages,
Folger's Original Packages,
Heekins, Original Packages,
Liptons Original Packages.
Japan,
Gunpowder,
English Breakfast,
Oolong,
PeCCO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-29

La SaStreria de mOda

En- ell acreditado establecimiento t7c
lSASTRERIA de Don Gerardo Meri-
no, Sc acaba de recibir TN surtidC
excelente de casimires franceses, in
gleses. lanillas, franelas de Ultima
novedad para la estacion del talor
driles mallo1quines y cataIanes y cha
lecos alta novedad y de dolores varia-
d1simos.
Fin telas para forros y ETC., hay tam :
bien un surtido extraordiuaric.
La prontitud, el esmero en- la con-
feccion y el corte elegante que es ell
distintivo de este esta bleciniento dc
SASTRER le han conquistadc ell
envidiable credito de que goza, real
zado ahora por las grandes 1mporta
clones de telas acabadas de recibir.
Sc hacen trajes a la medida, desde
S 1900 hasta S 5000.
Una vista al eStablecimiento, es Il
mejor manera de convencerse.
Fortaleza 70 frente al BOLET1N.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-29
Buena nOtiCia

En- el antique y muy acreditado es-
tablecimiento Bazar de ropa hecha y
Sastreria de R. Monies, Sc acaba de
recibir IN immense surtido de cast
mires ingleses y franceses, les que
ofrece 4 su numerosa clientele y al
p1blico en- general.
En- ropa hecha tambien hay un ex-
tense surtido de elegantes trajes, los
que Sc detallan desde 81 a $14. Cuea-
ia tamblen e Ba74r con un surtido dc
abrigos para caballeros y nif1os, propios
para vjajes. gorras, caniisas, cuellos,
pudos, tirantes ciuturones. ligas. Cal
zoncilllos corbatas, medias, y muchos
m5s artfr11' del ramo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-29
Ell GAMING DE LA GLORIA
i63

lremos las bocas de Cataro Prevesa, en- la costa
de Da'macla. le traeremos de nuevo Venecia
Entablara usted reaciones con mi sobrino lin Ste
ward que ha legado esta maana de Chicago para dar
rae cuenta de la marcia de nusstros negocios
No es mdsico como Harry mi hija Es ell "busi-
ness-man en- toda la extension de la palabra
LIE contemplate usted con 81 asombro de I'm savaie
de Far West, comprenderz absoutamente NADIA de
su genero de vida nosotros que somos sus parien-
tes nos desprecia ya.
Vaya por el Ariel por las bocas de Cattaro por
Jim Stewsrd Ell hombre de la naturaleza-dio Derstal
alegremene.
-Conheso que tengo necesidad de reponerme del
quebrano que mi espfru han causado las fecacio-
mes de esa magn{fca pero atigosa noche Respiremos
el alre libre, huyamos de los perodstas
Harry Sasana estaran muy contentos mi queri-
do amigo pues estan enusasmadfsimos con usted SON
dos artistas.
Aquela misma noche, a bordo del "Ariel", Ders-
tai Sc encontr6 por primera con Jim
Ell barco, anclado enfrente de Dopana. esperaba SIN
patente.
Bajo el toldo que cubrfa la popa Ia seora Brandon
susanna Harry estaban medic tendidos en- 'rochig-
chairs
Un j6vsn alto, zubs ancho De espadas de sjos azu-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-29

Al dia siguiente de aquela inolvidabe noche, la
que Dersal haa saboreado las decias de la
gloria los Brandon Ell pretexo de al atsta
la curosidad ardientenente desencadenada de los i'm
portunos lie habfan levade al hotel Danie instaan
dose despues todos juntos hordo del yate Ariel"
-Permanezca usted con nosotros durante una sema-
pa-haba dcho Brandon al mtisico-El tempo necesa-
rio para que enfre passion de los veneciano dsi
nuya Ell cello de los repoite 81 de los per6dcos volve
ra quiere instaarse de del panadero
para termnar opera.
Pero, lecaso puede o-ted trabajsr bordo de mi
barco7 lei Ariel" hara sentir las ardentes fanta
sas del gran Shakespeare Vamos no habIemos mas del
asunto.
Permanecera usted navegando durante ochs dfas
con nosotroS.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-29
GAMBIA & STUBBE
SAN J U A N
VENDEN
ABoNo PARA CANA "PUERTO RICO"
ABoNO PARA ALGODoN,
A
COnCurSO para ell tranSpOrto

de $4,000 pies cuadrados de ma
dera de pichipen, desde el alma
cen del Sr. Crosas. en- San Juan
hasta el Puente "Caguitas" Ca
guas: Sc admiten proposiciones
hasta el dis 80 de los corrientes,
en- Hato-Rey, parada IS, casa
del ST.. Paniagua.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-29

Dice LA Voz de la Patria', en- ST
edicion del ll1nes:
"Circula con iusistencia el rumor de
que el incendio ocurrido en- la casa d.
don Isaac Martinez no fue casual y s.
intencional Esta es la opinion gene
raj. Dlcese adenas que varios dlas
antes el sefIor Martinez habla side
anne azado con csc incendio. A l.
polcia tcca averiguar 10 que haya d
cierto en- Ell aSunto".
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-11-29

En- la librerfa dei BOIETIN Sc halls
de venraura nueva ediciGn del Codjgc
Civil, completada con "a appendices. cue
contienen las leyes que han modifca-
do 9 derogado dicho cuerpo legal.
- Ed la mistna librer1a sigue de
venta ell Codigo de Enjuiciamiento Ci-
vii, con 81 APPENDICES conteniendo otraS
tantas leyes 6 disposiciones del orden
procesal civil.