davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-08-24

= Damsky spolek Hvezda zapa-
du, s. p. j. chysta Sc K pofadani
zmrzlinove zabayy sfni G. $. r.
S. We 6tvrtek vecer dne 81. srpna.
Zabava bude We prospech sboru a
sstnpne ssatanesenc ie "a deset cen
til. Kazdy ie uctiv9 zyan.
fv Kdo by 81 pfal dyousedadlovy
ss, kEassr se sses i;rs j;:sss ass5 arssh kosa RI
VOID neb VOID, nechf Ne zastavi v
elsie 583 W. 7th 81. tt
= Dva zylAstni zeIeznisni vozy,
veznncl rs nalsch d1tl stafi nd 2 do
B roki jelly nasim m6steIn tyto dny
4 Chicago I'm eestE do SeseTHf Da-
kotv. kde budou dodanv do dobrtch
rodin. DGti pochazf iisttho Chi
cagsktho sirottince d byly provaze-
NJ matronou. Mnohe Mich lsom
nalezenci uIic Chicago d nyni do
stane q jim dobrsho zaopatfeni.
zS potfebujete-li natfeni neb
barveni domd, vylepent pokojd, ia
drovani (graining) aneb jakykoliv
druh ynitfnich a vcnkovnich praci
XII ozdobe vasich domd, poslouzim
ochotris. Kazda prAce zarudenA. Ma
pozadani se dojde vsady. josef
Brogk, 1876 Custer ST., st. Paul,
Mimi. 25-tf.
= Odvazny pokns zastaviti spla-
Sene konG a tim zachraniti diva lid
ske ziyoty pred hrozicfm nebezpc-
.cim zdaFil se Thos. L. Wannovi,
jenz je znam We meste jako vyte6ny
athlet. Kone zapfazene do lehke-
ho yoziku, stall uyazani pred New
York Life budoyou, kde polekali "
napiru v6trem hnaneho a utrhnu-
vse Sc dali se divokeho bshu dolu
po Minnesota ulici proti poulicni
kafe. kdyz v tom pan Wann vysko-
iii proti MIN q chodnfku a popad
nuy iednoho IA izdu, je zastavil
Tax podafilo se mu hrozfci nebez
PEEL odvratiti. aGkoliv sam byl pr
tom nekolik kroka vIeten. V zad
MIN sedadle poyozu sedela sletn:
TaHs;ghan-ova, nsi!es u sehe mall
dite sye pfitelkyne. Diky odyaz'
Wannoy9 40 osobam temto MECH;
nestalo.
PTrffHiaste sc. Hoiiatc-ii na
vsteyovati tento podzim obchodn
skolu, Haste se u mfstni administra
ce sfinnesoisikyyciil Noyirl. .Isme
postavenf usetfiti yam penize nj
skoinem nejlepsfcf obchodnfcl
skolach st. Paul Minneapolis.
Za prudke elektricke bouf'
minuleho tydnc udaly q dyd ncho
-dy osobam, jez "a boufe uzfvaly to
lefonu. Stephen Lenway, aktua
Calvary hfbitoya cht6l tclefonoyat
svemu pfiteli, sotya vsak wal "a te
lefonove sluchatko, byl odhozeI
pres celou syetnici a ma nejakou do
bu znstal bezvedomf. Podobn.
pfipad stal sc tez manzelce polici
sty Jos. Pugleasa, jez byla delsi do
bu omradena d Cd te DOLBY, 90 naby
In v6domi, nemdze mlnviti panuj
.obavy, ze fGinek dderu bude trvaIy
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-08-24


Paul 197,025 obyvatel. Cd zaloze-
nj masta ievi se pfirnstek obyvatel-
stva nasledoyne: 1850 -- f,112;
1860 - s0,401; 1870 - 20,030 /;
1880 - 41,473; 1890 - 133, ,156;
1895 - 140, ,292; 1909 - 163,o65.
v pate warde bylo napodteno 49,
734 obyvatel, cemz je obsazen pff-
ristek 1896 osob "a poslednich 5
let.
r Phi kupovani barev mejte
vzdv ma mvsli. be tv neilepM isou
nejlacinsjsi. Stearns barvy pokryji
vice plochy a uspokoji lepe, nezli
jine barvy trhu. Jsou zaruceny ma
s rokha. Ma prodei ii vsech prvnff
tffdy obchodnfk6 barvach ma
Sem obchod6 American Paint Mfg.
20, 20 Fast ard st st Pau.
36-tf.
= Michael Platter. dGlnfk nraen-
jicf Y kamennych lomech ma zapad-
nj strane m6sta, udal policii, ze mu
nekdo wal kapsy $3.50 V dome ie-
ho stravovatelky pi. Fisher. ma Con-
cord 4 Livingston ul., kdyz spal.
Muz jmtnem Kelley hyl zatten na
Foinyineni Krnieze.
E Stavebnf dffvi yseho dru-
hu, dyefc, okna, chilly vnbec vse,
co do oboru toho nalezi. Pfijd'te a
|pfesv6d1te se neil koupfte iinde.
Northwestern Lumber N Wrecking
Co., IA. & Broadway, Dale and
University and 730 w. 9TH st. st.
Paul Albert Zachar, fiditel.
2g-tf.
r Nezapomehte, ze liz pfisti ne
deli odb5van je v5let fadem Cesky
Lev, Y. G. b. J. do Jordan, Mimi
|vyletni ylak yyiede y Union nadra-
Izf re st. Paul 9:25 hod. rano.
Okruzni cena listku je 60 cent? a
lie je obdrzeti pisarne Minnesot-
skych Noyin a v hostinci Stransky
,& Dolejs. Strachotova Citizens
Orchestra bude ma yyletu lcinko-
vati.
T MAte-li n1co ma prodej aneb
iiieiate-ii nsjaks zarrs5stnAns, nebu-
! de vas oznamka stAti mnoho, kdyz
/ to date do Minnesotskych Novin q
isme jisti, be se yam to vyplati-
| Zluste To- tt.
= Nastavajicim mesicem obraci
&c opet pozornost roditd a mladeze
ku skole, ktcra je druhou kolebkou
" niz vychovaya se titla mysl detska.
proto ie iilezito, aby skola fteli
'svtmu vyhovovala. Sprava vefejnd
skoly jest jednou nejddlezittjsicl
lstarosti kazde skolni osady. zde
!. tfeba, ably ysichni ii, kdoz mali prd-
vo ma skolnich zalezitostech Sc po-
dfleti. TAX einili, zvlaste pax rodi.
tie, jichz ditky skole nalezi- Zane
jslb:ss slsbasa;sE a.i;sEE tssto PoFiaIaosti ma sasts
.zApzti mnohA nedorommanl, kite.
,rSm jinak dalo by Sc pfedeiiti. e.
lfastenstvf taknve ma mimo iine do.
,bre stranky i dobr5 vliv ma yolbu II
|citele. Stava se, ze skolnf vybor Ca
.sto osobnich ohledi daya pfednosl
iucitelsk5m silam, nez ysak nechtejt
lprojeyenou vnli vatsiny ignorovati
lpodrobf se Skola, ktera trpf nasle,i,
|kem lhostejnosti sveho obcanstys
stane se smntns proslulou ma uko'
|vsf dnstojnosti, cti vaznosti. Ma
|rodi6ich zalezi, ably dftky jejich pil.
Inc skolu naysteyovaly, ably alespof
Ifyto obecnou skolu dokontily. il
Ito krok osudnJ, kde mladez nejle'
lpsfm rozkvetu mlAdi pfedtasns u
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-08-24

dojista nasf povinnosti petovati .
to. ably nam nikdy budoucnosti ta-
koveho pojitka nechybelo. Tako-
WIN jsou Minnesotske Noviny, a Ia
slouzi 81 dojista yseobecnou podpo-
ru, ably mohly vydatne pdsobiti Y
zaimu q XII prospechu vsech Cechh
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-08-24

skoly odchazi. Takovy dospivaiici
mladfk nebo divka nejen ze nema
pochopenf pro vyssi ncel zivota, ale
ie rovnez malou silou ozdobou sve-
mu narodu, jehoz minulost zfize-
III ffifeiiiissiii sc ifiiaats ziiasi Bsl cas- Gas is ky
lid povazoval 20 zbyteene jakekoli
vzdelani vyjma to nejnutnela. Vsak
ten cas- minul. Proud casu media sc
zadrzeti q podobna ma se to i pod
statou Mvota, ienz befe ma sebe tvaf-
most smer doby, niz zijeme die
nfz kazda generace must Sc ffdit,
TAX ably spolecne zaimy jejf byly po-
vyseny.
T PojiStSni proti ohni, blesku
vetru u tech nejlepsich spolecnosti
yam obstara dobfe a spolehlive II.
B. Matlach V pfsarne Minnesotsk5ch
Novin. 27-tf
= Ucinili jsme zminkl1 tom
minute, Re pfiibbf5Ysaa pfiibbf5Ysaa seifl nyili niece
novfch pfistahovalci. Kdyz 0 tom
uyazuieme, be 6esti osadnici pocali
se llsazovati nasem staIu pred pa
desati lety, tn Sc nam mimovolne
vnucuie otazka, proc zistal nas stat
"a Wisconsinem Towou a proc
pfedstizen bvl Nebraskou. kde osa-
zoyanii ceske zapoGaio 0 dobr}ch de-
set LET pozdaii, nezli We statu nasern.
Nemnze 70 byti snad proto, ze BY
bylo Minnesota obyvatelstva nepfi-
hs{s:ale sE tclik tclik, jake jake tenn so..sednfsn
statnm. Za tech 40 roki od roku
1860 do r. 1890 pfibylo obyvatel-
stya We statech zapadnfch iak nasle-
duje: Minnesota 1,579,371, lowe
A .55s. $40, Wisconsin, 1,293,16 !;
Nebrasce 1,037.45o. y toho je videt,
re Minnesota tech letech vzrostla
" tech ctyf statd nejvetsf merou.
Vsak ale We yzristu Geskeho obyva-
teistva Minnesota pfece ien ziistala
pozadu. To musi mfti neiakou pff-
cinu. Kdyby mas byly tyto staty
pfedstihly souhrnnem vzrdstu o.
|byvatelstva, tedy bychom shledayali
to zcela pfirozenym. Vsak ale
Minnesota celkem vzrostla merou
nejvetsi piece ma pocet Geskeho pfi-
|stGhovalectva nemGze Sc tenn ostat-
MIN sousedfcfm rovnati. Y tom mu-
III byti nejaka pficina zvlastni. A
|iaka jest to? Nam zda Sc vse Jas
|nym a zfejmSm. Wisconsin,. Ioma !
iVebraSh'a msly fesks 6asopisy. kaez-
ito Minnesota Iasopisu postradala,
wilma lraticke DOLBY, po kterou w
ehazeI zde "0bzorv ieden neb diva
pokusy jine, ucinene yydayani &C.
|skeho tasopisu. Zninene sousednf
staty mely casopisy, kterez uvadely
Nv sirsi znamost ceskeho obyvatel-
stya po cele zemi vyhody, jez ony
ssssastsys ssss.astsys poskytoyaly proto ttenaf-
stvo bylo ma ne upozornoyano, kdez'
| to Minnesota takove pomdcky ne
lmela. Myslime, ze SO mnze tyrdit !
Iupinou jistotou, ikdiybv byia fnela
Minnesota casopis cteslkyS od let 81
desatich neb sedmdesat5ch, ze by
| lnyni 6itala vetsi pocet ceskych osad.
insissi, nez kter9kniiyak ze statii I'd.
padnich. jest vern mnoho co Ito
watt, ze cestf osadnfci nepecoyali 9
Ito. aby vlastniho teskeho casopisu
m6li. Dojista, ze by nejen byl ii
skal stat mnoho ma ceskem pfiste.
hovalectvu, nybrz bylo by to TO-
muto samemu velice prospelo, ne
bot omen ziyot yefejnl, narodni, bl-
wal by mnohem rusneisi mezi tenn
lGeskymi osadami v Minnesota byls
Iby yzajemnost vatsi a lepsi, kdyby-
lchom byli m6li cd sameho pocatkr
6asopis, kteryz by nam byl slouzil
l. ILL -
Minnesotské noviny., 1905-08-24
K Zprdvy re St. Paul. x

Die Die AAfeldiffiifIio AAffeldiffiifhIio setfta1 seffta1f mi St. St
Paul 197,025 obyyatel. Cd zaloze-
nj mesta ievi se pfirnstek obyvatel-
stva nasledoyne: 1850 - i,112
1860 - 10,401; 1870 - 10000
1880 - 41,473; 1890 - 1885
1895 14o, ,292: 1909 - 1e3,o65
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
FAMOUS MASSACRES OF HISTORY
Fearful Tragedies Blot Many
Slaughter Of Unarmed Peaceful Citizens of
Troops Under the Command of La Fayette.

The prisons are now empty Marat
and Billaud issued, in the name Of the
municipality of Paris, circular letter
to other municipal bodies urging them
to initiate what had been done in
Paris. In some cities the advice was
acted upon the prisoners murdered"
In August, 1898, the commune of
Paris sent an army Of 10000 men
against rebellious Lyons. The city,
after prolonged siege and the en-
durance of innumerable woes, was
captured. The convention decreed
that it should be utterly destroyed,
and that over its ruins should be
reared a monument with the inscrip-
tion, Lyons made war upon liberty,
and, behold Lyons is no morel" Six
thousand of the citizens of Lyons per
ished in the massacre following the
capture of the city
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
cireumstantIaI Evidence.

Senator Depew. at lawyers din
ner, talked about circumstantial eyi-
dence.
"Circumstantial evidence may be
conclusive enough, he said. There
is, for instance, the old case of the
frog that hoped out of the pail of
milk, thus affording conclusive cir
cGmstantial evidence of the milk's
watering, and the other day | heard
of new case of positive proof that
circumstantial evidence had afforded.
"A young and pretty girl had been
out walking.
"On her return her mother said:
Where have you been, my dear?
Only walking in the park, she re-
piled.
WHO with? pursued her mother
NO one, mamma, said the young
girl.
No one, her mother repeated.
No one, was the reply.
Then, said the older lady, 'ex-
plain how it is that you have come
home with walking stick instead of
an umbrella?"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
BLESSINGS Of an Alphabet.

Few people realize" said Prof.
Frazer formerly of Johns Hopkins
University, that the twenty-six SYM
bols we call the alphabet represent,
singly or in combination, all the
sounds of all the languages upon
earth. BY forming letters into words
we are able to embody thought; to
render it visible, audible, perpetual
and ubiquitous. Embalmed in writ
ing, the intellect may thus enjoy a
species of Immortality upon earth and
every man paint an imperishable por-
trait OF his own mind, immeasurably
more instructive and interesting to
posterity than those feeting likeness
es of face and form intrusted to can
vas or even to bronze and marble.
What myriads have passed away leav-
ing not wreck behind them, while
the mental features Of some contem-
porary writer survive in all the fresh
ness and integrity with which they
we're first traced. Literary painting
is the greatest of all delineation. For
it we may thank the alphabet. and
the Phoenicians for the alphabet.
1T was Gibbon, think, who said
that Phoenicia and Palestine would
ever live in the memory of mankind,
since America, as well as all Europe,
had received the alphabet from one
and religion from the other"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23

"Sheep are in strong demand in
the picture market" said the manag-
er Of a department store art gallery.
IF l were a painter Of animal studies
l would confne myself entirely 10
pictures of sheep They sell better
than any other animal pictures. |
suppose the reason is that sheep lend
themselves to more artistic poses than
any other quadruped subjects They
can be more effectively grouped, and
the contour Of their bodies is in soft
and rounded lines well adapted to ar
tistic work. Then sentiment is fac
tor in the popularity if these pictures.
The women and children are always
attracted by them, especially by pie
lures Of sheep lost in storm, which
appeal to their sympathies. Cows are
a poor second to sheep in popularity
and the demand for horses Is very
light. The horse is a somewhat con
ventional subject and one very diff
cult to portray artistically. while the
sheep can be. easily and effectively in
troduced into a picture. ."-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
N N.1L4LEI2ZZA . LZZzZ5 - LD1ZAIED

city's gates, and Danton secured the
passage Of an order for the hoisting
OF the black flag of death" upon the
towers OF the city hall. a.
Even as the voice of Danton had
echoed and re-echoed through the
great hall OF the assembly" says His
torian Watson. the Shrek of doomed
prisoners rang wildly through the
streets. The September massacres
had begun. Some 200 butchers were
let loose upon the helpless men and
women huddled in the prisons and
told TO wreak vengeance upon them.
Commissions signed by municipal Off
GERS authorized suitable agents to hold
courts in the prisons, to deliver in
stant Judgment and to have imme-
Ciate execution done. The prisoners
are dragged from their cells, are halt.
ed for a moment before this sham
tribunal, are examined with brevity
and are delivered over to the murder
ers, who stand ready at the door.
Death before the dishonor Of swear
ing allegiance to the terrorists was
the answer of all heroic souls. Con
duct madam out, says the Judge, and
madam is led to the door. is struck,
is stabbed. is brutally beaten, till life
is gone; Is hewn asunder. her head
fixed on a pike, her dripping heart
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
PEN PICTURE OF GEN. GRANT.
How Famous Soldier Looked in Early
Days of the War.

How Famous Soldier Looked in Early
Days of the War.
In Col. Clark Carr's The Illini,
the author tells how Gen. U. S. Grant
looked in the early days Of the war.
while thus waiting / noticed a gen
tleman come down the gang plank
and approach us, seemingly for the
purpose of spe1king to us. He was
of medium height, had broad and
rather rounded shoulders, auburn
hair, sandy whiskers, clear blue eyes,
very quiet, modest expression and
appeared to be perhaps little more
than 30 years of age. He wore a
blue sack coat and blue trousers,
somewhat worn, but we'll brushed and
cared for, which | afterward learned
was the fatigue uniform of the Unit
ed States army. He was smoking
cigar, which he removed as he came
near us and raised his hat, but gave
us no other greeting. We soon saw
that instead of being interested in
us he was interested in Roses Ken
lucky mare He looked the mare over
with great interest for considerable
time, putting away at his cigar, but
without speaking. Then, again re-
moving his cigar ana raising his hat,
he returned on board the boat"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
French PoIIteness.

There is an agitation in France
against the fiowery politeness which
winds up a letter Frenchmen are
asking why they should write: "Ac-
cept the assurance of my most distin-
guished sentiments and believe me
your very humble and obedient serv-
ant? 1t is long and abject. Your
devoted" is considered more digni-
fed, as well as concise, if the person
addressed be a man. But if one is
writing to a woman he may be flow
cry still There is story Of Victor
Hugo, who was listening to speech
from an old republican colleague. The
orator addressed his audience con
stantly as "Citoyens, citioyens" At
last Hugo broke in. Il am a pretty
good republican" he said but when
/ address a woman call her my SOW
ereign, my queeni" The company
seems to have taken this protest with
perfect gravity
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
JURISDICTION A VIDE ONE.
How Supreme Court Justices Drank
Wine Without Breaking Rule.

How Supreme Court Justices Drank
Wine Without Breaking Rule.
In Chief Justice Marshall's time the
Supreme Court of the United States
lived apart from the rest of the world,
and dined together at sort of mess,
only once year dining in public at
the White House Justice Story was
once rallied on this aloofness, and ex-
planned it drolly.
The feet is, we Justices take no
part in the society of the place We
dine once a year with the President,
and that is all. On other days we dine
together and discuss at table the ques-
tions that are argued before us. We
are great ascetics, and even deny our
selves wine except in wet weather"
Here the Justice paused, as if think
ing this last statement placed too
great tax on human credulity, and
then he added, slyly:
What / say about wine, sir, gives
you our rule, but it does sometimes
happen that the Chief Justice viii say
to me when the cloth is removed:
Brother Story, step to the window
and see if it does not look like rain
And if | tell him that the sun is shin
ing, Chief Justice Marshall will some
times reply: All the better; for our
jurisdisction extends over so large a
territory that the doctrine of chances
makes it certain that it must be rain
ing somewhere Philadelphia Record
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
Not Ear on.

Charles D. Hine, secretary of the
state board of education of Connecti-
cut, made in Hartford recently hui
morous address on the topic Of exami-
nation papers.
Mr.. Hine had collected a great mass
of children's examination papers, and
had culled from them a number of
amusing and quaint answers.
Now, here, said Mr.. Hine. in the
course Of his address, here is an an
swer containing good deal of un-
conscious truth-an answer that
seems to me to hit the nail on The
head
The question refers to famous
town. What, it runs, is this town
poted for?'
"The answer is, 1t is noted as a
watering place
"Hghat is a watering placer is the
next question.
answer, "A place where people go
to drink
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
YOUNG MAN WAS CONFIDENT.
Bride Might Not Promise, But He
Would See She Obeyed.

Bride Might Nok Promise, But He
Would See She obeyed.
DR.. William T. Manning, the new
bishop Of Harrisburg, was asked by a
Harrisburg reporter If it was true that
young brides sometimes objected to
the word "obey" in the marriage SER
vice.
"Yes, that is true" said Bishop Man
ming "a great many young brides
think that the marriage service should
be altered-think that instead Of say
ing they will love, honor and obey
their husbands, they should be allow
ed to say that they will love, honor
and cherish these fine young men.
Sometimes, urged on by his bride,
bridegroom suggests to the officiating
clergyman that the service be altered
for his benefit. He wants the clergy
man to substitute, on that particular
occasion, cherish for obey But the
clergyman. smiling family, explains
the impossibility and the irreverence
Of such a substitution.
OOmo young men, do say, want
the ceremony changed. Others, taking
an opposite view, uphold the ceremony
as it stands, and would under no cir
cumstances permit cherish to be sub
stituted for obey if that were pos
sible.
Il heard Of such a young man the
other day. While he was getting mar
ried, his bride, plainly very modern
young lady, hesitated when the time
came for her to say obey She said
love and honor very promptly and
sincerely, but at obey she hesitated
"The minister paused He was
alarmed. Till the young woman fin
ished the sentence he could not pos
sibly, he felt, go on
Some thirty or forty seconds of
silence ensued, and then the bride
groom leaned toward the clergyman
and whispered in a tone of encourage
ment:
"'Go on, sir. Whether she says it
or not it don't matter I'll make her
do it; that's the main thing"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
Ane and pinIomacx.

While corporations are refusing to
employ men older than 80 years. Jo-
seph H. Choate. at the age of 7S, is
to return to the active practice of
the law in New York city. says the
New York World. There are Gndoubt-
edly many corporations, as well as
individuals, who will be glad to avail
themselves of Mr.. Choate's services,
despite the fact that he IS more than
twice as old as the age limit which
has been arbitrarily set by so many
employers.
Mr.. Choate's successor. Whitelaw
Reid, is g. So is Gen. Horace Por-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-02-23
JOHNNY KNEW TOO MUCH.
Observation and Remark That Failed
to Please Hostess.

Observation and Remark That Failed
to Please Hostess.
Out in the West oysters are more
often. seen in cans than in shells. An
economical housekeeper conceived the
brilliant idea of making one set of
"half-shells" serve for a second meal.
She gave one dinner and had another
on for the next night. She had oys-
ters on the half shell at the first din
ner, ana she just ordered the cook
TO save the Shells She purchased
oysters in the bulk and gave orders
for them to be placed in the shells
and served as the other had been the
night before. It happened that little
cousin Johnny was at the seaside last
summer and was an oyster expert in
a small way. When the dishes were
served he looked at the oysters be-
fore him in a quizzical manner for a
few minutes. and then said, in loud,
shrill voice: Why. mamma, look what
funny oysters. All Of mine grow the
wrong way in the shells. New York
Tribune.