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The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Only Once in q Lifetime.

It was a pitiful, mistake, anserror
sad and grim. I waited for the rail-
way train; the light was low and dim.
1t came at last, and from the car there
stepped dainty dame, and, looking
up and down the place, she straight
unto me came. "Oh, Jack!" she. cried,
"oh, dear old Jack!" and kissed me as
she spake; then looked again, and,
frightened, cried, "Oh, whata bad mis-
take!" I said, "Forgive me, maiden
fair, for I am not your Jack; and as
regards the kiss you gave, I'll straight
way give it back" And since that
night I've often stood upon that plat
form dim, but only once in a mans
whole life do such things come to
him.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the There is only one way to
deafness and that by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inhaned condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachtan Tube. When this
tube fs infiamed you have arumbling sound or inn
perfect hearing and when it is entirely closed Deaf
ts the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken and this tube restored its normal condi-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten are caused by Catarrh. which is nothing
but an infiamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars. free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists 15c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Effects Of Cold Storms,

A warm rain or heavy wind does
not seem to greatly affect the milk
flow. but cold rain storm has very
different effect. At such a time cows
eat more feed and give less milk.
They also produce less cream. The
fat that formed the latter element
went off-some Of tin the cold air
that swept over the bodies of the
animals. This loss is one that can
never be recovered, for the winds do
not give back the substance that has
been given to it.
1t has been noticed by men having
charge Of such herds that the effect
OF the cold storm is greatest on those
herds and animals that have recentlv
freshened. The newly made mother
is in a condition that responds very
quickly to the varying effects of tenn
perature. It is therefore necessary
to first care for such COWS. Where
possible the whole herd should he
sheltered on the approach of storm.
Some COWS are so severely affected
by the coolest storms that no amount
Of feed will enable them to keen m
the milk flow, and the milk supplv of
great cities will be noticeablv de-.
creased after a heavy cold storm of
several days duration.
The moral of this is that cows eiv.
ing milk must have protection during
periods of adverse weather conditions
in spring, summer and fall, while thew
are on grass. The Hollanders long
ago found the necessity for protection
and cover their animals with blankets
on every cold day. The Austra,iana
to some extent practice blanket;ng
and the same is done here and there
by dairymen in the United States
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Private Car Lines.

The railroads seem very willing to
have the private car lines brought
under the jurisdiction of the Inter-
state Commerce Commission. A rail-
road president is authority for the
statement that lines are paid mileage,
without discrimination, and the ques-
ton Of excessive charges is matter
for the shipper to settle with the car
lines, so long as there is no law to
govern their rates. Car mileage pay
ing has been decided to be as legal as
the payment of rental for property.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
His One Redeemlno s1 raft, ]!

He was very rich, and, as is not 50
unusual lal as some think. he was suc-
cessful in love. At last he had found
his ideal. She was gay, frivolous and
poor, and she loved the great world
and its ways. Money was an object to
her. There are many who do not diff
ter from her very widely. The day
Tor the wedding was set and he began
to grow careless. She did not, be-
cause she had always been so. One
day they quarreled and she said some
things to him that set him to asking
questions of his friends. Then he
came to see her again. He was in a
bad humor.
"so," he said, harshly, ''you are like
most women"
II hope so,' she replied.
He wasn't expecting that answer.
You are like them in loving mon
ey," he continued.
We'll, and what of it," she ques-
toned, with scorn.
"Everything," he said, angrily. "You
accepted me because I am rich, and
are to marry me for my money"
1t was home thrust, and the girl
blushed and hung her head.
Answer me-" he commanded. "An-
swer me, say. Would you marry me
If l had no money!"
The girls wits returned on the in
slant.
Good gracious, Mr.. Cashinhand,"
she exclaimed, "you don't think I'd
marry man without one redeeming
trait, do you?"
And Mr.. c. was sorry he hadn't
stopped before he began.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
building, st. Paul, Mimi: Edward
Arsneau, Duluth, Mimi, road grading
apparatus; Axel Carlson, Ely, Mimi,
sash fastener; Benjamin Fowler, Min
neapolis, Mimi, lamp burner; Harvey
Happier, Minneapolis, Mimi, worm
gearing; Ira Johnson, Sioux Falls, S.
D., wrench; Thomas Lorenzen, Brook
ings, S. D., automatic feed regulator;
Francis Wheaton, St. Paul, Mimi, To-
comotive; Hubert Zins, Nicollet,
Minn., valve.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Returninq a Favor,

Jinks-1m ever so much obliged for
this favor, and if ever have a chance
I'll do as much Halloa! Here comes
Bilkins. Let's dodge into an alley
way.
Binks-Don't you like Bilkins?
Jinks-He did me a favor once, and
the fellow may want me to return it.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

pain. The kidney secretions were
very irregular, dark colored and full
of sediment. The Pills cleared it all
up and have not had an ache in my
back since taking the last dose. My
health generally is improved a great
DEAL"
FOsTER-MILBURN CO., Buffalo, N.
Y. For sale by all dealers, price SO
cents ner hOy
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Why, indeed?

Nice Old Lady Visitor-And remem.
Der, Sissy, it is age that improves and
perfects one.
Sissy-(four years old and ready to
learn-Well, then, what has my baby
brother got two teeth for and my
gran'pa amt got none?
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

~
says: "Doan's
Kidney Pills
proved a very
efficient rene
dy in my case.
I used them for
disordered kid
neys and back
a c b e, fro m
which I had ex-
perienced a
great deal of
frnnh1o and
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

1rate Employer-See here, you
young Rip Van Winkle, I only hired
you yesterday, and believe you've
been asleep ever since!
Sleepy Joe-That's what thought
you wished, sir. Here's your adver-
tisement: wanted, ar office boy,
not over sixteen; must sleep on the
premises"
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Uncertainty.

uncertainty.
1T is hard for young man to tell
just what he is fitted for''
That is true" answered Mr.. Storm
ington Barnes. "Those who see me
play tragedy advise me to play COM
edy, and those who see me in comedy
recommend tragedy"
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Openinu the Season.

The Office Boy Ito his employer)-
Me gran 'mudder's funer'l come off to-
morry an I'd like to-
Employer-Here, don't lie to me,
you young scamp! There's no base
bali match tomorrow.
The Office Boy-No, sor, but de fish
is bitin' bully.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

Every man his own veterinarian h..
been the general farm practice in the
past. We are working out of that
error quite rapidly. Malpractice ha.
besn the cause of much sufferinc
among farm stock.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Manv Children Are SIckIv.

Mother Gray Sweet Powders for Children.
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Children's
Home. New York, Cure Feverishness, Head
ache. Stomach Troubles Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
Atall Druggists ,25c Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
As Others See Us.

Biggs-Is Smawley man of impor-
tance in his neighborhood?
Diggs-Well, he's of almost as much
Importance as a'thermometer on q
pleasant day.-Columbus Dispatch.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Thought He Knew Her.

Mrs.MinksT71 don't want to make a
scene, but that man over there is
staring at me very extensively.
Mr.. Minks-He is, eh? I'll speak to
him.
Mrs. Minks "a few moments later)
-Dod he apologize?
Yes; he said he was looking for
his mother, and thought at first that
you were she''
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

NOIHIH9 Else 1cIt'
What did your cashier leave you
for?"
"I don't know unless it was because
I was out. He took everything else"
Heaven will be sad place for some
folk; there will be nothing left to
kick about ..-
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
BARRIERS Gas AWAY,

0dTUeFS Gas away,
''Why don't you get your hair cut?"
II Will, some day."
you'll have to take gas when you
do, I'll bet.''
Naturally; I'll have to go to a bar
ber."-Philadelphia Press.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

When people who are not very we'll
acquainted, begin to gossip, a boy on
thin ice doesn't feel his way more
carefully.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
Explained.

Why doesn't he call on her any
more?
She was saying, poutingly, II know
I am not as beautiful as Gertie, but"
When he interrupted her and said,
"Well, never mind it, dear. for l."
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

If you have Gods approval you can
worry along without mems indorse-
ment.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

It is poor religion that is always
talking about a bigger church and nev-
er thinks about better city.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

The man who sells his soul usually
accepts. cut rate.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

6lYe permanently cured. No hts nervousness aftaR
~ first days use of Dr. Kne's Great Restor
er. Send for FREE S2. 90 trial bottle and treatise,
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-MRs. THos. ROBBINS,
Maple Street. Norwich. N. Y. Feb. II. 1900.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

n Pinch, Use ALIENS FOOT.EASE.
A powder. 1t cures painful, smarting nerv-
Gus feet and ingrowing nails. It's tho
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for
sweating feet. Sold by all druggists, 25c.
Trial package FREE. Address A. S.
Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
my wife has a remarkable collec.
ton Of curiosities.''
"Was she collecting when she mar
1ied you?"
YES"
That's what thought"
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

pr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
testify to Its marvellous efficacy" J.Sweet Albany n Y
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
The UnreasonabIeness of Woman.

"But YOU never complain at all
about your tailor's bills and they are
bigger than my dressmaker's
Eyes, my dear: But, confound it!
your dressmaker's bills have to be
paid!"
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

No intoxicant breeds such exhilir-
alton as success.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17

The more heart man puts into his
money the less happiness he gets out
Of it.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
A SOLILOQUY.

Mr.. Henpeck-Yes; it's fearful hav-
In SO many children. BY the time
get the last to bed the first one is up.
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
- QUICK RESULTS. !.

W. J. Hill, Of Con.
cord, N. c., Justice of
The Cook County herald., 1905-06-17
PATENTS
Nothing Else Left

n Have Been Benefited by Mrs. Pkhams Advice and Medicine
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ferred to above is tributary, is to con-
tend with Edmonton for the honor of
being the permanent capital OF. the
province of Alberta. It is the most
imposing town between Winnipeg and
Vancouver. It has $1,000 people and
the air Of a town of $4,000 farther east.
With it's cheap coal, abundant water
power and it's advantages as a railway
center, Calgary is certain to have a
population Of $4,000 within five years.
The American Invasion.
It is estimated that Manitoba and
the. territories have doubled their popu-
influx of settlers from Europe and the
United States has been something phe-
nomenal, being as high as 100000 a
year. About $4,000 are now going each
year from the United States, and most
every state and territory in the Union
grafton. The Americans, from their ex-
perience in the United States, are par
ticularly well adapted to settlement of
new country, and where they are
their money may be found in most
every good thing that turns up in west
ern Canada. Thousands of them are
going onto :, farms and hundreds are
engage in various forms Of business.
The population of the two new prov
inces must be at least one-third Ameri-
can now and if the influx from the
| United States keeps up they will be
decidedly American in the future, and
there is every reason to believe that the
Americans will continue to move into
! this "last west,' as it has been called.
in large numbers. There are still avail
able here millions of acres of fertile
government land and other millions Of
acres of land that may be bought
| cheaply. All things considered, there
! is probably no such cheap land any
where else on the continent today. Re-
ports from all over the United States
indicate a veritable exodus to western
Canada this year. The people of the
western states seem to have realized
all at once that the opening up of the
Canadian west is comparable to the
opening up of the American west TWEEN
| ty-fve years ago, and are beginning to
enter and avail themselves of the cream
Of the opportunities of new country.
| -Theo. NJ. Knappen.
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INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION
Much Might Be Done by Careful and
Observing Parents.

One gifted with keen powers of OBJ
servation could readily pick out in the
schoolroom those pupils who would
prove easy victims of consumption. The
teachers are often aware of the pupil IS
disability, but do not consider the con-
dition serious enough to warrant them
in sending note to the parents.
1t is right here that parents might do
their whole duty by noting the change
in the child state, both mental and
physical, such as irritability, capricious
appetite, palencss, loss of flesh and
strength, slight fever, chronic hoarse-
colds on the lungs to become chronic.
These and other signs tell US of begin
ming of disease and should warn us of
the danger.
The home should be center for this
fight against "the great white
plague. y Just think for moment
what it would mean if every family in
this great city could be induced to take
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See Stockwell Soon-That life insur-
ance-T The Penn Mutual. Andrus bldg.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-18

world to look upon, being a parklike
country Of groves and prairies well sup
piled with streams and dotted with
lakes, is more essentially general
farming and dairying country. Already
it t is as well populated as any other part
and is receiving thousands of settlers,
largely from the United States, each
year.
The mineral resources Of both prov
inces, especially of Alberta, are very
important. Ignite coal is to be found
thruout Saskatchewan and Alberta. In
Alberta alone found splendid deposits
of bituminous coal and also hard coal,
the latter being. found near. Banf1f,
operating a mine with a capacity of
$50 tons day, which will soon be
raised to 1000 tons day. AS Alder
ta's western boundary lies along the
Rocky mountains, it is supplied with
many mountain streams that provide
opportunities for the development of
extensive water powers.
City of Edmonton.
Edmonton, which is $50 miles north
OF the boundary and is now town OF
1RG g esDR app i be to nr be aee
Canadian Northern railway and the
Grand Trunk Pacific, and is now the
northern terminus Of the Edmonton
branch Of the Canadian Pacific, which
leaves the main line at Calgary, 100
miles south. It is on the Saskatchewan
river, wide and deep stream navigab BILE
for more than 1000 miles. Edmonton
is in the heart of a fine agricultural
country and is the great primary fur
market of America. 1t is to this place
that the Hudson s Bay company brings
the furs obtained as far north as the
Arctic ocean thru all the great mys-
ferrous north. The value Of this fur
trade, both in. the supplies it demands
| and the furs it produces, is something
| enormous. Often single express car
shipped from Edmonton will contain
100000 worth of furs.
Impressive Calgary.
| Calgary, the center of the winter
wheat and ranging country. and to
which the great irrigation project re-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-18
M0RTON'S SUNDAY s..
RECEPTION SHOCKS
Sounds Of Revelry at British En-
bassy Likewise Disturb
Church Goers.
BY w. w. Jermane.

Washington, March 1s.-Washington
has not yet recovered from the shock
which it received two Sundays ago,
when three social affairs were under
full Roadway while people were going
to and from church, and the offense
seems the graver in that the chief Of
Paul Morton, and his wife. The other
offender was the British ambassador.
but as, the diplomats are a law unto
themselves, and therefore to a certain
extent immune from criticism, Mr.. and
Mrs. Morton are having. to bear the
brunt of the matter. So widespread
has been the criticism that they have
not undertaken to defend themselves
or to repeat the offense, and it is said
unoffcially that Sunday cabinet recep-
lions and dances are hereafter to benlet
severely alone. 1T. = - s%x.E:
The British ambassador and his wife
gave their entertainment in the evening,
and sounds Of music and revelry filled
the air, and made their way across the
street to the Church of the Covenant,
where religious services were being con-
Quoted. The shouting Of carriages by
the loud-voiced turnkey at the embassy
could be heard by those in the: church,
by the Rev. DR.. Teunis Hamlin, and
The Morton Reception. 49,.
But this is as nothing compared with
the Morton performance. On that par
ticular Sunday afternoon there was a
party in honor of Miss Pauline Morton
at Chevy Chase. dancing and amuse-
ments of : worldly character pre-
dominated. About dark the members
of the party returned to town in tally
11e ol~ L
horns en- route, and went to the home of
Secretary Morton, where full dress re-
ception was held from until 8 o clock.
1t is noteworthy that no member of
the cabinet circle attended the Morton
reception. Mrs. Taft, who lives just
across the street, is a devout member
Of St. John g Episcopal church, and was
attending service there while the recep-
tion was at it's height. Nearly all the
other members of the cabinet are Pres
byterians, and they have rather strict
Shaw is Methodist, and she and her
daughter sent polite regrets.
Mortons Are Philanthropists.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morton are the only
members of the cabinet circle who have
no. church connections. Neither be-
lieves in any revealed religion, but both
are deeply philosophical and philan
thropic. Mrs. Morton is one Of the most
charming women in public life, and he1
private charities are extensive. He1
house has been open for charity enter
tainments more frequently than : any
other in Washington, and her, practical
helpfulness to the poor and needy is q
matter Of common: knowledge. But he1
recent Sunday entertainment has made
her exceedingly unpopular with the
church going element in this city OF
fore she RECEIVERS the ground. The
president is understood to have quietly
intimated that repetition of, the en-
tertainment would be distasteful to hin
personally.
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an active interest in this movement
against consumption and would secure
the information how best to prevent it:
This information may be had free of
charge, so that "He who runs may
read.'
If every child whose health is i'm
paired were to receive the rest from
school, the good nourishing food, fresh
air MI ht and day, and the sunshine,
the number of cases of consumption
would be enormously reduced.
Let us all take a little individual re-
sponsibility and do what we can to for
ward this great work. With this alert
ness Of the parent developed, and the
consequent removal from school and
proper care of the debilitated child, we
shall see less frequently that sad sight,
a youth or maid passing over the dark
river instead of crossing the threshold
into his place in the world 8 work.
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Special Correspondence.

Regina, N. w. IT,, March 10.-The
e year 1905 gives every promise of being
q most prosperous one for western Can
ada. The creation of two new provinces
out of the organized territories and the
abasca, will give western Canada new
dignity in the Dominion. The four
territorial districts of Alberta, Saskat-
chewan, Assiniboia and Athabasca are
to be created July l, into the two prov
inces Of Saskatchewan and Alberta,
each Of which h-G VII III have an area OF ap-
proximately 100000 square miles. sass-
katchewan will occupy the terri
tory from the western boundary
dian 1A and from the international
boundary north to Goth parallel of north
latitude. Alberta will occupy the re-
gion between the 10th meridian on the
east and the Rocky Mountains, and the
l20th meridian on the west and from
the boundary to the Goth parallel on the
north. These two provinces will con
tam within their boundaries practically
all Of the good agricultural country in
western Canada outside Of Manitoba.
They have more fertile land susceptible
Of profitable cultivation than any. of
the other provinces of the Dominion,
and will very likely be some day the
most ,populous provinces or states in
Canada.
A Great Wheat Country.
The eastern province, Saskatchewan,
will undoubtedly soon come to be
known as the hard spring wheat coun-
try of the world. Except the wheat
country contained in Manitoba, Saskat-
chewan includes all Of the hard spring
wheat country of western Canada, bar
ring a little in Alberta. There are at
least fifty million acres of land in the
new province of Saskatchewan that
are capable Of raising an average of 20
bushels Of the best quality Of wheat to
the acre. This means that some day
this new province will be producing
wheat. What an enormous develop
ment lies between the present and that
day may be appreciated when it is stat
ed that at present all western Canada
does not produce more than 10000, 900
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enterprise will put water onto 100000
acres. One of the crops that will be
raised on these irrigated lands, as it is
already raised on other irrigated lands
in Alberta, is sugar beets. An immense
sugar mil, the second largest on the con-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-18

BANKS WILL BACK SETTLERS
"Sinews'' for the Worthy Will Be Ad-
vanced by Canadian Institutions.
Special to The Journal

Special to The Journal.
Winnipeg, Man, March 13.-The adj
vance guard Of what is expected to be
a strong immigration movement has
reached western Canada and will push
on to the territories to buy land and
begin improvements.
Many settlers will come from the
old country and when necessary will
be given financial backing by the Cana
dian Bank of Commerce and other
financial institutions Of Manitoba The
Canadian Bank of Commerce has ll3
branches in9@Canada, the United States
and England.
The western country is clear of snow
In most parts and seedin gwill soon be
started. Stock wintered well and the
settlers find all their pursuits in a most
Or omising condition.