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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-10-06
BLOCK ISLAND, r. |.
Deli shtful Trip to Quaint Bit Of Land
to Lovers of the Pic
turesque,

New York.-Many there are who
love the sea and even worship its
vagaries, who fish and are content il
only memories of nibbles and bites
remain when the day is done, who love
to sail and are not weaned from this
pastime even when the wind fails to
serve or they are forced to drift with
the tide for hours.
A multitude exist who are happiest
when they look upon the salt water
and feel it's soft and cheering influence
come to them when zephyr or gale
blows across its surface, yet do not en-
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-10-06

arrival were remembered, and he be.
came Earl Roberts of Kandahar.
Americans who meet Lord Roberts
will find that. like nearly all really
great fighters. he is modest to the
point of shyness. He has been rep.
resented at times as a severe critic
and a jealous rival of Lord Wolseley,
and as a condemner of the methods
and work of Gen. Butler and other
officers. AS a matter of fact Lord
Roberts never has criticised any act
Of his fellow officers. He has held
opinions, but has kept them to him
self.
Nevertheless it was Gen. Buffers
failures in the operations against the
Beers that brought Gen. Roberts &C,
lively before the present generation as
a soldier. He was sent to South
Africa as commander in chief of all
British forces, and with Lord Kitch-
ener as his chief of staff quickly and
successfully ended the war which
previously had entailed one disaster
after another on England's troops.
Lord Roberts physically will not fill
the American ideal of a soldier. He
is small man, but with his erect car.
riage he makes the most of his inches,
and he has a natural dignity which
is impressive of force. England looks
upon Lord Roberts as the greatest of
its generals since the days of yelling.
ton.
Lord Roberts has been likened time
and again to the American soldier,
Grant. Their personality is much the
same-silence and force predominant
ing. General Grant is considered by
Gen, Roberts to have been one of the
great masters of war.
In England there has been a ten
dency to rank Lee as a soldier above
Grant. Lord Roberts is credited with
saying: They were both great sol.
diers and deserving of the highest
praise, but Gen. Grant had the genius
required for saving the union and
he ought not to be placed second to
any modern commander"
When Gen. Roberts arrives in the
United States the secretary OF war will
detail an army officer to accompany
him in his tour of the country a. hon
orary aid.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-10-06
DR.. KEMMEDY'S
vO 9!
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.

DIR. David Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is not disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable ingre-
dents and does not heat or inflame the
blood but cools and purifies it. In all cases
of Kidney troubles, Liver complaints, Con-
stipation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which afflict women, the ac-
ton of DR.. Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
in letters to DR.. Kennedy; and with a
warmth and fullness of words which mere
business certificates never possess. 1t
makes no drunkards-eXcuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. In it's coming there is
hope, and in its wings there is healing.
We challenge a trial and are confident of
the result. Your druggist has it. ONE
DOLLAR Bottle. Bear in mind the
name and address DR.. Ddotd KENNEDY,
Rondout, New York.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-10-06

Invention Made to Supplant Present
Pneumatic Tires)
slightly. The principle of the pneumatic
tube is there, though removed from the
dangers of contact with the ground.
The diameter of the wheels is 80 inches,
and midway between the hub and outer
rim are two interior rims, between
which rests a three-inch pneumatic
tube.
The upper rim is suspended from the
hub by iron spokes and the lower has
similar connection with the inner rim.
The construction is of steel and bronze
and a three-point suspension gives
strength and rightly, while shocks or
jolts are absorbed by the pneumatic
tube.
The weight of the wheels is nearly 100
pounds each, though this, it is expected
will be reduced to about 60 pounds each.
The claim is made that not only are
these wheels stronger and more durable
than pneumatic tired wheels, but that
they add speed to the car.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-10-06

joy or cannot stand even a day upon
the calmest sea.
To all these classes that quaint bit
of land lying out Of sight of shore,
called Block island appeals most
strongly, It's shores most varied in
character, running from its ideal
beaches to it's high and deeply fur
rowed cliffs surmounted by a light
house, its interior rolling and made
most picturesque by bowlder-fences
rising and dipping with the rounded
hills.
Many are the evidences Of the olden
times, big roomy houses constructed
largely of stone, wide deep chimneys
heralding hospitality and cheer, old
knockers, colonial doorways and COM
Portable quarters for the live stock
and poultry. Gardens fenced in by old
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-10-06
Found Ont

He-I always say just what l think.
Sho-I have often wondered why
you were so quiet.-Chicago Record
Herald.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Ceremonious Forms OF Express
sion that Appear Vastly Anus
ing to the Listener Belonging
to the Old World.

Very curious are some OF the rules
of etiquette observed by Chinaman.
Emile Bard. who has written book
on the subject of Chinese life. says
that In nine cases out of ten, however.
the form of etiquette has replaced tae
substance. With the Chinese a refusal
or unpleasant truth must be expressed
evasively. II Chinaman does not
wish to accommodate friend he
never gives the true reason for his
refusal: that would be diseourteous.
He lies politely. The ceremonious
forms of expression used in ordinary
conversation seem very amusing to
the European listener. 1t is ixed
rule that one must speak Of himself
and Of all belonging to him In the
humblest Of terms and use the most
exalted language in referring to the
person or property Of another.
Whether two mandarins or two beg.
gars meet and accost each others this
is sample of their conversation:
What Is your honorable name."
your Insignificant brothers name is
Wang" Where is your noble dwell.
ing?" "The hovel in which hide
myself Is in -" designating the
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sax.a fr.n suIelse hy aa,h.

A keeper al the county jail in Jer.
sey City made the discovery a few
days ago that Nicola Murdaco. a con-
iemned Italian murderer, was in scd
Of. bath.
The tip was furnished by EdWs.i
TsPeIey. negro murderer. who Is
under sentence 10 hang one week be-
fore the date set for Murdaco's execu.
lion Tapeley said he strenurusly OBJ.
iecIed 70 confinement in the same
cell with the Italian unless ''the dago
had a wash"
durdaco was ordered to get into the
ba:htub. but refused. He said he
would die first. and then six attend.
ants ranked his clothes on and wash.
ed him. Murdaco's yells were heard
in every part OF the Jail. Three or
four men held him down while others
scrubbed him from head 10 foot.
Murdaco tried to kill him self the
ether day by twisting and pulling his
tongue until It bled at the roots. The
keepers believe the Italian had an
idea that he could commit suicide by
allowing the pores OF his skin to close
up. and for that reason refused to
wash himself
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Mad 10 Wear Ola Hat TO weddins
=, tho Result OF Hubby's Care
le.sness And He Thought nc
Was Clever.

A friend Of mine from town ove'
in virginia came 10 Washington a
week or SO ago TO buy hat. says q
writer in the Washington Post We
went about from shop TO shop. she
and I. and We couldn't find a bat she
fancied anywhere At last We came
upon a mIllIner who had somethiss
that would have been exactly What
nv friend wanted II Il had not been
he wrong color. The VirsiuiA woman
wanted either a blue or tan-eoiored
ore. and she'd have 10 see both be
fore she could decide which 10 taxi
In the end the uiilliner agreed TO make
up two hats OF the shape nv frieni
iyked and let her see them After
ward. the Iady fron vIrsi-iA decided
70 leave the task o. selection to ne
and Ne went hose said eeny,
nseay. -aIay. no % TIE bats wher
hey uere -aEe. azt the 'zz-coloret
s-s vas t. Wro;e % ~ triezt
sAs-, q. ana tod hsr the hat uas
-rasv uhsaxve- sks shczl1 order =
sem mere was % BE- 4 ~rcdti-g 10
rat VE---,iz tovu- art the kussaz3
q the Ec=1r In tsII-S you aho-'
azs 10 wasAzzEtoz &C tse tAy Ss.e-e
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Record Of Yellow Fever.

Yellow fever has always been re-
garded as an American plague. its
earliest and greatest ravagez being in
the West indies and in American
ports. In 1904 and 1914. however, 1t
was very violent at Gibraltar, and dur
ing The next quarter Of a century there
were number OF virulent outbreaks
in various Spanish citie. Norfolk
and Portsmouth. Va. were -svaged in
1885; Wilmington. " C. in 1862. and
Savannah. Ca in 1876 Between 1s47
and 1858 there were six periods Of
scourze IN New Orleans. the mortality
in each case Averaging about $500.
II 1889 Memphis was almost depop-
uiated. there being $50 deaths in
1878 and fs5 In 1879. though the Iarg
er part of the population had fed from
the city. There were feyrr ravaxes
during the ssrne years In Ssg Orleans
and osher gulf and so1rh Atlantic
ro-ts- the fo<al number Of Death
f-oz tie seoGrze IN the United State,
ts-.az that year icing IL 90.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Heartless Joke on Lovers

After an interval we heard an i'm.
patient Hello! What is it,"
Mr.. B in?''
No-he's never In this time O. day.
Call up green-double-p -pink.o."
Then he waited few minutes at
Billy's window. glancing now and then
at the charming scene across the
street in B---'s once. Billy went
back to the phone and again called up
Spriggs
Again the interval, followed by the
impatient:
s:3o." " 'e'
Strange" returned Billy; they told
me at his house that he left Tor tn
once a quarter of an hour ago."
Bang" went the other phone and
Billy and hastened to the vindov,
Such scurrying! She couldn't nnd
her hatpin: then her handbas -,
shy; but she was out Of that once "a
forty seconds BY Billy's watch. ons
minute later we saw = stv,ishIs
dressed and very rosy young lady hur.
yiug north ON Third street. wins Z
somewhat agitated.appeariis youn
nan hurried pueth - ths sane rave
~ ~ ~ = snjsy i: - IN,
z - ~ !. 4 y lii "a ca e M I Gs's -
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Grew Q. Wrecked French BARK
Has Al Experseoce Scrrse~hAi
Similar 70 Thai Of the Swiss
Family Ec5insor-

/ e.-se ru-zEzl 70 Soze the ?
7s--r-ss -eccrEe,5 = SWtss FIE.
40 z-s-c- Is cz-zst-Ht - 80 sx7s-r
fr-az & s1z crsE & he urscS1-
s-s-,a vessel lSzrru- Tts ss--Viycrs
---.usE Il W1-sa-E,ts II uehsr IA.
~ S-5sz- VA crsE et tEs-sy-sv1
II a I-z, C e1ru- Isc Syt1sy &C
EI- - E-r FE=uE-. AT vas oTs
-.st- - sEzr@- Eht=h drive T.
&C fsz r-cas Ecr A. sEtf-s -iskt I-e
c-=E -e-1E-sL OF ~ stafi1s shlp
. t.e Icy q TIE Eavr<- sad rhsa
=,-zi-E cane they found taIt ttsy
Esrs ~tthln = few hG-5r,i yarI.s q
had. but towering above thcu vas =
Aurs cll1- The crsE embarked u
;sres o. the ships boats Tie ship's
ca at the last moment Jumped INTO
ozs q the boats and 4 feE minutes
later TIE Au!ol settled aid SIN
FOR hours the wrecked men searched
for a. Inlet. while their fraii boats
we're flung hlther and thiiher by the
huge seas. Toward night they ef.
fec.ed landing on the island
on exploring the Island the marin
ers found a shelter containing 4
small store OF food-one Of those
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
sscnsr eol,cs OF eARls.
-Four Branches Of Organization. Win
Varying Duties.

.You cannot go anywhere In Paris
without meeting the secret police. al
though ycu would rever recognize
them" observed Briton familiar
with the French capital. There are
four divisions OF these uniformed
crime detectors The first division Is
known as the Surety. the business OF
witch is to track down known cFimi-
nails and capture them. They are dar.
ing. WHY and resourcefui fellows. ana
Il Is a clever malefactor Indeed who
caa evade tsem. Another body of TINS
.plain clothes police looks after the
tenants OF lodging houses and hotels
They take note OF all the arrivals and
departures. and gather statistics re-
carding the workuen in the factories
the sick in hospitals and private
houses. and so forth. \ third division
occupies Itself With political pioiiers'
sgi,stors and gamblers, Al meetings
of a seditious character they ntusie
with the crowd, and ito disarm sls-
riclon) applaud as loudly A. Anyho7y
aud ioln in teruncia;iocs o: the GOV
eminent. They appear u Eano-iEs
ters as gamblers the1selves- aad
they also keep a quiet watch o. TIE
regular police The remaining tiv-s-
ion consists o. elegantly dressed Per
sors VITO vatch oys- the F7ss.de1i
and protect hin -; ozly from zSs2s-
sins. but also froE borss and e-z-ks-
-Cassel-s Saturday Journal
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Queer Rules of Etiquette

place. How many precious sons have
you?" Il have only five stupid little
pigs
A Chinaman. wearing his finest
gown of silk. called at q house where
he happened TO disturb n rat which
was regaling itself out Of jar OF oil
standing on a beam over the door. In
its sudden fright the rat upset the oil
over the luckless visitor. running his
fine raiment. While the man was sttll
pale with rage his host appeared and
after the customary greetings the Wis
itor accounted for his appearance in
this wise: .As I was entering your
honorable dwelling frightened your
honorable rat: while 1t was trying to
escape 1t upset your honorable jar Of
oil over my poor and insignificant
clothing. This explains the contempti.
Bile condition In which find myself
In your honorable presence
II is gross offense to call . native
by HIS name. A superior may do this.
but he becomes furious II even q twin
brother thus addresses him. II must
be either honorable older brother" or
honorable younger brother" or some
such form of expression. Foreigners
usually solve the dificuity by apply.
ing to their servants the names Of
their functions. as boy. coolie, gar.
dener. cook, mafoo (coschman) and SO
on.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
CLEMENIINA GONZALES.
OF CENTRAL AMERICA.
RESTORED TO HEALTH.
PE-RU-NA The REMEDY.

Miss Clementina Gonzales, Hotel Pro
vincia, Guatemala, c. \, in reeen.
letter from 247 Cleveland Ave, Chicago,
Ill, writes:
81 fook Peruna for q u-orn-o0f con-
tfifion. Twas so run down thsf eo1d
nor sleep Al nighf. hsd no appetite sn1
felt tired in the morning.
81 tried nsny fonicS, bu: Peruns
WIS the only thing which helped me Ia
the least After hsd taken buf bsh
boffIe feis much benrr. ! continued
dts use for three weeks snd AIS COM
piefeIy restored TO heaifh. and ~ss
able 10 take up my studies which hss
been forced 10 drop. There Is nofhinS
better than Peruna 70 build up ths
system. .'-Ciemendns Gonzales
Address The Peruna Medicine Co,
of Columbus, Ohio, for instructive tHe-
literature on catarrh-
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Lesson for Women.

Jersey Shore. Pa. Aug. 2sth (Spe-
ciaD-"Dodd's Kidney Pills have done
worlds OF good for me-" That's what
Mrs. c. d. Earnest Of this place has
to say OF the Great American Kidney
Remedy.
II was laid up Sick" Mrs. Earnest
continues. 'and had not been out OF
bed for Ave weeks. Then l began to
use Dodd's Kidney Pills and now ! am
so can work and go to town without
suffering any. would not be without
Dodd's Kidney Pills. have good rea.
son to praise them everywhere
Women who suffer should learn .
lesson from this. and that lesson Is
cure the kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills and your suffering will cease"
woman's health depends almost en-
tirely on her kidneys. Dodds Kidney
Pills have never yet failed to mako
healthy kidneys.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
False Message That Told Of
Papa's Impending Arrival Put
lmmediase Stop to That Dave
Billing and Cooling.
ee that said Billy W.

See that" said Billy W.
"Ths." vas nothing less than q
styiishly but simply dressed young
lady. just entering an ONCE building.
Yes
We'll, that Is old man BIS daugh.
ter. Shes going up to the old mans
once to pin one Of those roses In the
buttonhole Of young sprigg. the old
mans clerk. They're sweet on each
osher. but they Tear the 'atern parent
5on know The old man always goes
home or TO his club about $3.50. and
ssscr teiephoning- the young lady goes
cp Tor little chat with Spriggs, tete-
a-tete. you know
BOZ Good for them. Lore vii
ind way. won't it7-
-snre. but think Of the possibilities
the situation Oilers for little jo,ke,
now-e 'phoney JOKE
DIT
-oh, coalAy m shos you.~
Bn1y ~ ~ ~ upsesiss q ~
lOvn 49, - - - 80 Avosoif1 "
- eshee. aFl.1 1 4 80 Z 70
- --.s's p
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Mrs. Snigglefriz's Hard Luck

I, - Inv the present his wife had
very nearly selected when she wss
here. As he started out. she sai'
10 him. using simple language IN Or
der 10 avoid muddiing him;
-Now George. want you to go 70
the address I've written on THIS caru
and say wan, the champagne Men
day. Don't forget"
George said he wouldn't and nc
didn't All he did was to lose the
card with the address on II. and that
didn't matter bit. because he knew
,sdraSs Of their wine man without
having II written down. He ordered
a case OF champagne 10 be sent Mon
Bav Then he bought the bonbon
tish wedding present. and went BACK
to Virginia. His wife met him at the
door Of their home.
where's my hat7" she demanded.
''Dldut you bring it
-Ycn didu't say a word about
hat he said. You said to order
Champagne
I wrote the mnlIuer's address down
for yout" she cried. Champagne
uss TIE color OF the hat. and Monday
q. the uame they give that shape
Now I've got TO wear my last years
s1t 70 the wedding. George snigsie-
frls. you certainly ought to be tapped
I1- The simples.'
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
see ce.sas-. r.az II

: Ear s sesr-s Ts-T s;rsaz..~ szbs r,<su-
Ex-- -z1-
wsrss : ss...sssa. raa-i 20 ais ps,s.nf
r1sgrx D1f@.
Tt.s; 71ss r-r.- ceee< - ils. 5oszr sre4.
s2sz<- Xxr.
var Z gay ss larx e,rs. Car oz s.es
-greS .sy- stxk<1
1slsxn fs>rs ss>sna>d In her ere .sss
rz< rzxr< u tear.
,<p.ssd-
'syhy, yo1 s4>.n sp forget yb>r. .
widow my DEAR
-Thpssss 3. ckrYssai IN Se- rost Her
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
Thrown on Desolate Coast

a-ec.ed by the New Zealand govern.
-sut oa the desolAte coasts Of these
-s,ants. on Feb. $ TIE captain wrote
.- his diary: Killed fifteen alba
t-osses. and keeping ten for to-mor'
-uu. We are all frozen with cold aud
Esak from hunger We ate the alba.
r-osses haIf-ra~" Thursday, Feb. 3:
N1ts 4 large FIRE and dried our
cioyhss- KILLED some more albatrosses.
We caught some alive and tied lids
q tn cans. on which We scratched
zs<s o. our plight, round their wings
zat set ikem free"
Later they found an old pot, relic
ot some former wreck. In which they
Esre able to boil water and cook mus.
sels. An expedition across the island
vas made on Feb. 20. and further
store of food was found in another
hut. Shoes were also discovered.
which the men afterward strengthened
With wooden soles. Two wild goats
Eere killed next day. Spoons were
nade out OF shells.
An improyised flag had been hoisted
on the ciin. and at last. on May Z. a
ship was sighted. II was the H!ne-
mona. commanded by Capt. Bollan.
- for twenty years has been re-
yictualing the government depots on
these inhospitable coasts. The ship
wrecked mariners -ere taken TO sgd.
ney
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
GIRL Fascrss7ss = LION.
Fair Dsueer pst.s- s-e~tis0sssis- -;
ser Esss Is ssrs:ens.-

Fair Os-eer Sst.s= sHe-tf--ste'sr -;
t-er Ease Is S>rs:-ae=
50 great vas ;hs izF-sssi1- -sleS
a fascinating dancer =4Es G l1-
xhus she Vas pzyl=s 4 VISA 20 -
SIC hall where u vls sls-to-=szE tett
the azI-tl at-s- z-sz7,I--ES -
- sozs IKE. So C IS 1srs- zs-Tt'i
c1 IN hs= szrretso-- A. slEzS :
7zEs th7ozss re SH-S ct --s t-ss-
-oak Eult o Ae- Asss EaS 5It--tt -
face a-ecs51=A-f,y
C-sdrr--1-s-y. SE1s11 fI1 -7l'-s-ir-
s5 sith5-l ais slIvs. Nalst 1-7H IL
'azssr skz1 q Ia -rf-E dI-icsr- II
z.c-- ssH-s. re --Ial-s q EtIcf "
a. yl-asn t.5--lT. 1srt- E-sl7F'5lI-
las --szIt q ylEIg v1llt ,chs--E-ss
have Hs-e- -arT-5st Il L rost sac,
-; E-sz-E Nay 70 f-lEIIE,H Ia Er-,-
s-ssaaz1l 1r--Ic--s usl,sss C Ia CIcs-
r. Sp1-a-1 kbs aEs -LEs- jarI- -
's5z Ezzt-s- 10 sr-;rrE-;r & -ss
pace o. s-.s--tzzz5a--- JIur =
ciAin .o- ELzErss - Ia ID1-z- &
y %.
Tie e1sz k1s szs- h-ssz Er-uSAs -
.1rs 0-s o re PX-zs c1z--s. ~, A.
The defendant s as711E @ h-s5-sss.
The hearing has been 15ioz-us: uatl
November. when the judges nay have
l better opportunity for forming al
exact opinioa OF the injury which the
charms OF the fair plaintiff have sus-
;ained al the paws OF the susceptible
Samson.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
cuTlcuRA GROWS HAIR.
Scalp Cleared Of Dandrum and Hair
Restored by One Box Of Cutieura
and One Cake Of cutieura
Soap.

A. w. Taft OF Independents. va.
writing under date Of Sept. Is. 1905.
says: Il have had falling hair and
dandruff Tor twelve years and could
get nothing to help me. Finally I
bought one box Of Cuticura Ointment
and one cake OF Cuticurs Soap. end
they cleared my scalp Of the dsndrun
and stopped the hair falling. Nov
my hair is growing as we'll rs ever. !
mn highly pleased with CuticurA Soep
as toilet soap. tsignedD A. W. Tan.
Independence. Va"
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
For Pre.erxina Timber.

A process for preserving timber.
patented by an Englishman. consists
in injecting II with light syrup Of
raw sugar from the cane or so-callcd
beet root. raised to boiling point In
closed chamber. When the timber
is dried in n current OF hot air the su-
gar becomes crystallized In the pores.
and the inventor asserts that timber
SO treated can not decay. split or
warp. while being protected from de-
structiye fungi
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01
ARIZONA horsLA
chlnk waters and All ousdsess ~ >
esdroom. : &,

A Walt to southern Arizona In An.
,rs, VIII convince one that Licutea'
snt peary's expedition 10 no whore
near, The atmosphere seems 10 ~ set
IN Are and the earth feels 31ke . hot
brick kiln. Everything sceus TO nave
retired from view: people. are scarceiy
seen during the day and even the anil.
mals betake themselves to some quiet
nook In the shade.
II YOU get to one OF the better towns.
you will only meet the people In the
evening and the shops have the ap-
pearance OF undertaking establish.
ments.
You eat your meals at . ChInk
restaurant. The pig.tailcd walter asks
you II you will have legs siait lup.
ham or slake, kloffee or klec." You
say "yes" and get fairly good meal.
The legs OF the table sit In tomato
cans filled with kerosene: this IL 10
that the ants will run up your legs,
and not the table legs.
You put up at what Is called no.
tel" pay 81 for room and occupy
space out In the yard on cot. you
will drop to sleep In time. but not be
fore you have heard the distant yelp
and kl.kl of n pack of coyotes and the
bray OF the patient burro. About day.
light YOU awaken and find yourself In
bed room as large as Arizona. and
wonder for a moment II you have not
passed the divide" and woke up In
the next world: you take tumble.
wrap the sheets about you and scud
for the room. Before dressing you
must shake each garment thoroughly.
II you have several. turn your shoes
upside down and shake them In order
to rid your clothing OF scorpions.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-01

Every housekeeper ,Ao,u (
that II they will buy Des,...
Water Starch for laupdr, ..
will save not only time, ~!
never sticks to the Iron. bu, n !.
each package contains ls m
pound-whlle all other Gu \
Starches are put up In s.Dor,. |.
ages. and the price is Ina -.
cents. Then again bec,u,. ~
Starch is free from all injurio, J
icals. II your grocer tile, d =
. 12-oz. package II Is becsur {
. stock on hand which be -
dispose OF before he puts ia ~
He knows that Defiance S,,s
printed on every package Ia l,r.
ters and figures 'l6 ozs." D,r,';
lance and save much time IA 2
and the annoyance Of the l,u
ing. Defiance never stlcks.