Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-03-11

keep you must lay them in cool
place" "AlI roight. num-" said the
obedient servant, "O1l minition it to
the hins at once."-Ex.
You meet these people every few !
days described in the A uchison Globe,
as follows: sit is the opinion of the
Wise Guys that diet of baked apples |
will cure every disease in the world
save small pox, and that fresh lettuce |
will cure that" Well lettuce be care
full
The Florence Vindicator, Valley
Falls, says: s.Tie yourself to a post
some day. counsels the humane edi-
tor of the Jewell CITY Republican,
land let your horse go in. and warm
and loaf aroud for two hours" Then
come to this office and tell us how you
like it.
Brethren said man in the meet
ing, $50 many sinners are dying every
day / have come to the conclusion
that hell is full" He sat down, when
an old deacon in the amen corner
raised the hymn: There's place re-
served for you brother, place resery-
ed Tor you.
An exchange points out that the
wear 1905 began on Sunday and will
end on Sunday, and will therefore
have fifty-three Sundays-somethin
that will not occur again in 10 years.
Yet there are people so engrossed
with private business that they never
would have missed this thrilling in
formation.
1t is the memories of yesterday and
the shadow of tomorrow which makes
today the failure that it is. Dread
ing what never comes, or regretting
what has ceased to be, put wrinkles
on our brows and tears in our hearts.
After all what are these bugaboOs of
the past and future that they should
terrify the Observation-Disclosures Re-
publican.
We never knew in what safe hands
Kansas was until we discovered that
the old state has an editor governor,
another editor his private secretary,
an editor auditor of state, another ed
itor state superintendent, two editors
in the senate and three in the house
and another editor secretary of the
senate.-Osborne County Farmer.
An exchange well says: Twenty
years hence the boys of to-day will be
men. They will be the doctors and
drunkardS, lawyers and liars, senators
and sneak-thieves, editors and ediots,
ministers and murderers, democrats
and republicans, and so on down the
line 1t is impossible to tell to a GER
tainty in just what class your boy will
be, but it is possible for your boy to
be put into such influence that will
steer him in the right direction Fol
low the boys of twelve years, and in
twenty years some of them will be in
congress while others will be in jail
what class is your bow training for?
A farmer had bad dream. He
dreamed he raised a thousand bushels
of wheat and was happy. Then he
dreamed he sold it for a dollar
bushel and his happiness was COM
plete. He then dreamed that he sold
it to thousand different people at
dollar a bushel to each and no one
paid him. This made him sad and
1 he awoke Accusing his wife he said:
s.Rebecca. have had solemn warn
Ling. and 1 know the meaning of it,
am going right to town and pay
that printer the subscription 1 owe
HIM for the paper.-Ex-
The Phillipsburg Dispatch says a
counterfeit ten-dollar-bill is in circu-
lation and it is well for persons who
handle great deal of money to be on
their guard. The bill is a very good
one and any one is liable to be deceIv-
ed by it. 1t is what is known as
sBuffalo Bill" that is. it has the cut
of a buffalo on its face The only
thing that is missing are the words
/ ..series of 1907 just above the red
seal. The counterfeit does not have
these words and the red seal is moved
up just close TO the numbers. Detec-
tives of the treasury department are
giving the authors of this counterfeit
bill a hard chase. There are great
many of them in circulation in Kan
SaS.