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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18
THE CALL OF The WILD"

A brief dispatch, published early in
the week, announcing the death OF
Daniel Flickinger Wilberforce in a
tribal settlement not far from Free
ton, West Africa. 1t was stated that
wilberforce. native African, after
becoming converted to the Christian
religion, had returned to devil worship
and all the practices he had engaged
IN as an unadulterated heather. 1t
was simply another case of the call OF
the Wild" Wnberforce heard it and
answered
The story of the mans life, though
familiar to those of an older genera
ton. is little known to those Of the
present day. Something like forty-fve
years ago an African baby boy was
brought TO Dr. Daniel Flickinger. then
IL charge of a United Brethren in
Christ mission in West Africa with a
request that he name the child. DR..
Fiickinger proposed the name Daniel
Fiichnger Wilberforce and so the child
as baptized, his last name being the
name OF a famous missionary bishop.
The incident had passed out Of DR..
FIiclxinger's mind when, twelve years
after, he met in New York the African
boy. The lad, brought TO America by
a missionary to be educated, had been
thrown on his own resources by the
missionary's death. Dr. F'lic6inger
took charge of him. He was given his
first training in the public schools of
Dayton, Ohio. After finishing there
n was sent to Wiberforce university
and graduated with a degree that en-
titled him to the rank of a minister Of
the church. Shortly after leaving col
lege, -Wilberforce married a negress Of
Dayton. she bore him two sons and
two daughters. The sons are living in
Ohio now, but the daughters went with
their father and mother to Africa when
the former returned there to convert
his people.
In the beginning ne accomplished
q eat work. Many converts were made
by him. and when. after several years
of service, he returned to the United
States for Iecturing tour, he was able
TO raise a large sum of money for his
mission. He did not remain long in
this country. Perhaps even then the
call of the wild that was heard by Jack
London's great dog was sounding faint
Is in his ear. However that may be, he
went back TO Africa and, after a few
months more of missionary work, he
disappeared.
1t was subsequently learned that Will
berforce had been offered the chief
taincy OF the tribe of Devil Worship
ers. The temptation was too strong
for him 70 resist. He doffed the gar
ments and the habit of civilization.
With a great ring in his nose. with
monster pendants in his ears. with his
black skin oiled until it shOne the one
time Christian missionary dubbed five
wives to his hut and settled down to
rule his tribe.
Wilberforce's name was stricken
from the rolls Of the church. but it is
doubtful If. in his jungle fastness. he
heard OF his excommunication. If he
did hear. he made no sign. And so he
oied. as his ancestors before him had
dIed-a savage heather in a savage
land. Environment and education were
not as strong as nature.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Howood L. Corless to Robert z. Cor
less. part lot 2. block % plot As .
Rhoda r. Coriess to Robert p. Cor
less part lot 2 block p. blot A. so
Harriet Marshall 20 Jno. Herst land.
section 30, township l, south range
r. S. Hamilton TO Oscar Iceberg,
lots ETC. block !. olden park. 10
Glenn r. Boutwell, TO Mary E. Bos-
sen, part lot 6. block Il, plot B.. ?, 10
Fall Lake e. Los Angeles Railway
Co. to Mary Campbell. property IN
Desky's Third Addition ......N
Richard w. Ballard to Richard Il.
Ballard, land. section Il, township
. south range I east ..----.--.---
+. w. Mack 10 E>rick NILSSON part lot
/. block s. plot E............-.......1 I, IS,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18
A Grim Tragedy

is daily enacted, in thousands of homes,
as Death claims, in each one, another
victim of Consumption or Pneumonia.
But when Coughs and Colds are prop
erly treated. the tragedy is averted.
Il. G. Huntley, Of Oaklandon, Ind,
writes: My wife had the consump-
ton. and three doctors gave her up.
Finally she took DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, which cured her, and today she
is well and strong" 1t kills the germs
of all diseases. One dose relieves.
Guaranteed at soc and 81 90 by u. CO
NJ. I. Drug Department. Trial bottle
froe.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Prominent Californians are insisting
cnat our Chinese exclusion law should
BE amended in favor Of the Chinese
right away. 1t is barely possible that
California wants to ship some goods
to China.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18
Not His Style.
Detroit Tribune.)

Now, my lad said the old gentle
man who was always giving advice, try
to grow up to be a useful man"
u don't want to be a useful man"
replied little Ostend.
why notT'
Because ma says pa is a useful man
when he stays home and helps her with
the dishes and duStpans."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Secretary Taft is said to have wept
over the reception rendered him IN
Manila. He'll probably weep again
when he comes home and finds that his
presidential boom is confined to the
Philippines.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Gas" Addicks has become chief edi-
torial writer on the Dover Sentinel.
which he owns. If that isn't calculated
to drive some newspaper men out of
the business we have another guess
coming.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

o. Ruion. Salt Lake: Ida r.
Colin. Salt Lake.
SSS-Henry Pearson. Draper; Marie Jorg-
enson. Salt Lake.
SS7-Charles W. Bird Spokane; Margaret
r Stocker. Salt Lake
SSS-Luke NJ. Quinn Telluride, Colo, Edna
Winans, Telluride, Colo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Really, Anxious Citizen, it has been
so long since we saw any rain that
we'd hate to try to describe it for you
There are lots of children here in Salt
Lake who have never seen a drop of
rain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

No. Best Beloved. it is not an offense
under the statutes to print the list of
winning numbers drawn out of the
wheel at Provo yesterday. It makes
quite a difference who conducts the lot
terry.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

If we have d few more of these cool
days ana nights, il won't take US long
to forget all about the hot spell.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Just drop in and see the new china
store, Davies & Co. 80 South Main.
The newest designs and shapes in china
ware, glassware. cut glass, Japanese
goods, Russian brasses. Everything
marked In plain figures.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

BY way OF varying the monotony
they lynched a few gentlemen in Rus
STA Wednesday
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Wen, everybody couldn't be in the
first ten
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18
s5sI Time Table
94f:I;i IN EFFECT
JUNE I, 1905
ARRIVE.

ARRIVE.
No From Ogden, Chicago.
Gmaa and St BenI louis. Kansas Sis aa
rs Suite Fs nad s 9gdfR P9Etand $50 m
No mediate SmtsG poi6 ogden and inter $50 n
p HaISy and intermediate HIS an
St Louis, Kansas City
P P%fsa Denver and 1.. San 4spn
No. ,,1O-From Ogden. Cache
san SalliFE fa Bas5s; l Portland ana 7:4Opm
DEPART.
No; 5-For Ogden. Omaha.
SShiea s8d 81 P' PSsf: . Kansas 7Isam
5 Bgf5s saa B P5fasisoo and in esGan
N chio a~1oF D S6Ss9' 3 Ransas
CITY: ,.- St Louis. Louis and San lao pm
Ne ley and nt 9Fas9 Gse Bon Hsi ale
No. 3-FOr Ogden. Denver.
E EoaIs and ft Ebles 9@aha: St eos
No. 9-FOr Ogden. Cache Val
ley. Butte. Helena. Portland
a as5 sFP p0lais and inter ll:5ps
L. NJ. SCHUMACHER,
Traffic Manager.
D. E. BURLEY,
@. p. & T A
ID. s SPENCER,
City Ticket Office 2ol Main Street.
Telephone go.
Note.-The train numbers shown Rbovm
are Oregon Short Line train numbers and
do not apply TO the Southern Paciff- west
of ogden. o. the Union Pacific ease
thereof.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Miss Annie Pike has returned from
ton
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Mrs. Z. z. Haskell gives a bridg
party this morning, followed by
luncheon. in compliment to her youn
sister, Miss Flora Rice, who is he
guest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Walter c Brown an
nounce the engagement Of their daugh-
ter, Estella. to Stephen II. McMurrin,
the marriage to take place September
9Th.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

EFFECTIVE MAY ISL. 1903
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

Mrs. R. l.. Brown of Lehi is visiting
Mrs. David Evans for a few weeks
Mrs. Evans and her daughter will leav'
September 1st to join Mr.. Evans a
Venice, Cal,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-08-18

All trains except Nos. l to 6, inclusive.
top at intermediate points
Ticket office. Dooly block Phone "a
l. A BENTON. e. A p. d.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Continued Next Weekly
Why Russian Soldiers sino.

The Nineteenth Century: 1t has
been pointed out to me by an enlight-
ened critic that l must be mistaken
in describing the lot of the Russian
soldier as an unhappy one. Russian
regiments always sing on the march,
he explains, and therefore. of course
the men must be happy. He is per-
fectly right about the singing Rus
sian soldiers are always singing; they
sing on the march. they sing in the
train. they sing While they are eating
their black bread and kapusta (sou1
cabbage), they sing in the kharchevna
(public house,. l have also seen a
gang of over 400 prisoners in chains or
their way to Siberia and they too
sang as they marched to the station
and afterwards in the train. l suppose
therefore, that they must have beer
quite happy and contented.
An American humorist has told US
that certain amount Of fleas is goo(
for dog: he passes the day in scratch
ing himself. and so forgets to brood
over the misery of being dog. ASH
the Russian soldier why he is always
singing. and he will give you much thu
same reason. He passes the day il
singing. and SO forgets to brood ovel
the misery of being a soldier.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

sit and a plain wooden table for a
pulpit. No bell is used, yet the service
hou" finds all the inhabitants at. devo-
tons. No musical instruments are used
in any of the villages or churches. All
praise to God is by the voice.
They practice feet washing and hold
love feasts. They oppose war as in
consistent with Christianity. maintain
ing that If people would refuse to go to
war, ambitious rulers would then have
to fight themselves or dwell in peace.
Oaths are inadmissable because for
hidden by Christ, and they object to
frivolous plays or games as recreations
such as will divert the mind from God.
All address one another as brother or
sister.
The dead are laid away without
music or prayer.
1t is literally true that the society is
patiently awaiting the coming of a
prophet. Not since the death of Bar
bara lehman has there dwelt
among them one inspired. and they
long for her successor. Barbara Helm
death of Christian Metz in 1867. She
was born poor, ignorant peasant
girl in Lower Elsass in 1895. After the
battle of Liepsic her entire community
suffered panic. The factory where
she was employed was closed and she
was compelled to secure work as a
servant. She grew melancholy and
consulted many priests. Finally she
heard of Books band and Joined it, Al
IS she was inspired for the first time
She married George Landmann, wher
the inspiration left her. But she came
to America With the society and the
power returned in 1S49 and remained
with her until her death. No monu-
ment marks her grave: only a small
wooden slab, as at every grave, tells
the name and age of the deceased.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
What the Mikado Eats.

Chicago Journal: The Japanese en-
peror's yearly expense OF living is lim-
tied. For this purpose he draws
$3,000,00O from the national treasury.
His personal wealth Is not to be spent
on his own living. SO that 100000 Is
really his salary as manager of the
country. He is required to pay out of
it some thousand employees.
The emperor's daily fare is Japa-
nese. He is perfectly satisfied for
breakfast with a bowl of bean soup
and a few other dishes. But his din
ner usually appears in splendid style
in some twenty courses. although he
always denounces it as a useless ex-
travagance. When any official feast
is held-the cherry blossom viewing
party at the Kioshikawa Botanical
garden or the chrysanthemum party al
the Akasaka palace. for instance--he
will not spare any expense in preparing
an elegant European banquet.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
GIRLS

guris Is what boys amt, and th-t amt
much i newer cared much for gurls
they are always giggeling and making
themself silly witch is easy for them.
Thare Is kinds of gurs dark gurls
and light gurls and old maids, old
maids Is gurs that newer had no sofa
in thare houses poor old things.
gurls has made trubble ever since
the wurld begann and | suppoas thay
will keep on making trubble until thare
aint no moar trubble to make, If we
was all boys thare would be moar funn
and less sunday schools and moar fish
ing too
My sister Is like all the other gurls
thay all have chose boes call on them
except the old maids sumtimes when
my sisters DO stays long time Pa says
that yung wart of a counter jumper
will be living hear next and Ma says
shut up now and doant mock II all In
the head give the CURL q chance tt git a
husband and Pa jest shifts and then
thay have another scrap Pa and Ma.
l doant know amy moar about gurls
and dOant cair
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
No Demand for Freaks.

New York World: The ossified man,
the bearded woman, the four-legged
boy and the original rubber neck can
no longer make large incomes by ex-
i.ibiting themselves to Il curious public.
There was a time when a good freak
would receive 1925 or $3.50 q week for
sitting on a platform. It has been
proved by the experiments of the last
two years at Coney island that the
more respectable an entertainment and
the more II appeals to the average
well-conducted American household
the more profitable it is. 1t Is good
sign of public development.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
CELEBRATING a Funeral.

: Chicago News: The big apartment
house was Illuminated from basement
TO garnet and sounds of revelry were
heard therein.
"A wedding, l suppose" said a casual
passer-by.
NO" replied one Of the nat-dwellers
who came along just then the jani-
tor was buried today"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

From w. F. Sands Korea and the
Korean Emperor" in the February
Century: Oppressed by her neighbors
for centuries and overrun with war;
her people decimated. her cities, her
temples. and her libraries sacked and
destroyed: her mobiles and maidens
driven off to China and her artisans to
japan; the most ambitious and unscru-
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
a BRIGHT Idea,

New York Weekly: Mrs. Brickrow-
How do you manage to persuade your
husband to buy you such expensive
bonnets?
Mrs. Topilatte--I take him shopping
with me. walk him around until he
can't stand. and then wind up in Il
bonnet store. He'll buy anything to
get home.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Won,t Mead To.

Washington Star: IF yoh husban-
beats YOU mebbe you kin tiab him
sent to de Whippin pos said Mrs.
Potomac Jackson.
IT my husban ever beats me-" said
him to de whinpin' pos II dey wants to. e
But dey'll have to walt till ne gifts
out'n de hospital" Il
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
It's a Raise,

Philadelphia Press-Jack Potts-Our
minister is going to leave US for an
other congregation.
Bill Bluff-In response to call,
suppose.
Jack Potts-A call? No: think mora
likely it's raise
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Followed Instruction.

Cincinnati Commercial Tribune:
Judge-Prisoner do you mean to stand
there and tell me that your employer
told you you might have all the goods
you wanted and that you did not steal
this stuff? F4
Prisoner-Yes sir. That's what I
said. He called me in and said: John,
you can commence taking stock to-
night took two loads, and this off,
Ger arrested me-.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Learned by Experience.

Tired Tatters-Dis paper tells erbout
Teller wot died from ennui
Weary Walker--Wots dat?
Tired Tatters-It's de feelin wot comes
Tired Tatters-Its de feeln' wot comes
10 a man when he gifts SO lazy dat loafin's
hard work
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Didn't Know.

Bobby, how do your father and mother
feel about me?
Bobby don's know, I'm sure. They
told me never to mention your name in
their presence,
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
40 Hour UQith
The Funny man
Just Debts.

Chicago Record Herald: And what
were the provisions of your uncle's
will?"
THAT | should have all he left at
ter the payment of his Just debts"
"Ah! very good of the old man.
wasn't it? What did he leave"
"JuSt debts'
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
sweet Havsnne.5

Philadelphia Inquirer: Meeks Ny
wife called me up on the phone six
times today.
Weeks--What for
Meeks--The last five times were for
the purpose Of calling me down be-
cause I didn't answer the first time
she called me up.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Locked 1t Up.

Judge: Employer-Where is that
bit of paper with the combination Of
the safe upon 1t? l told you to put 1t
away very carefully. you know. and
can't open the safe without 1t.
New Secreta!y-I locked it in the
safe sir. s
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
War Record.

New Orleans Times Democrat: II
was in charge Of a squad of men sew
eral times during the war;"
Commanding them on some special
detail, eh?''
NO: I was being taken by them to
the guardhouse."
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
The Best Lime.

Judge: Ferdy-What's the best
time for me to propose to Ida?
Algy--Right after Christmas-she
will be SO used to accepting things
the she doesn't want that she may ac-
cept you.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Cowardly.

Town Topics: Let's hide in the work
basket" said the mischievous garter to
the fun loving stocking.
mot by long shot," replied the Isle
thread. I'll be darned If l do"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Real Liuhtnino,

New York Sun: Franklin had just
drawn lightning from the sky.
"Huh that's easy" said a meek
looking man; Just hint to your wife
that she Is eNtravagant.
With a sniff of contempt for science
he melted away in the crowd.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
A New Classification.

Kansas City World: do you own
any steamboats,, yachts or Launches"
asked the assessor.
mo, sir"
ANY carriages, wagons. buggies,
carts, bicycles; automobiles
Eyes, bicycle and an automobile"
Huh, huh, Then you also come un-
der the head of tacks dodgers"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
peliahtadI

Public Ledger: Mr.. Fresch-Sr. I'm
looking for situation.
observation-disclosures nothing for you TOD
here
Mr.. Fresch--Dce-lighted How much a
week will you give for doing It?
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Tailor a Pelica n.

e Cleveland Leader Ferdy-That
tailor of yours is certainly a bird.
Cholly-Yes; I'd call him a pelican.
Ferdy-Why?
Cholly-If you'd see the size of his
bill you wouldn't ask.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
A Good Reason.

Hotel Clerk7-I can't quite under
stand why you should refuse to
register?
GuestE ell, you see. I'm the man
that predicted the Russians would lick
the Japs in three weeks.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Waste of Money.

o'Halloran-It's sorry OF am to fond
that yes hov ticket to the play tonight,
McGoverii for Yell not see Sir Hinnery
McGovern-HoE' does yez know that?
O'Halloran-Because was there last
noight and wild me two eyes seen him die
In the last act 5s
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
A Preferred Creditor.

Chicago Record Herald PA, what's
a pre- ferred CREDITOR"
THE kind l prefer Is the one who is
willing to take 1t for granted that I'll
pay him just as soon | can con-
veniently spare the money"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
No Tirne for Climate.

washington Star: isn't the climate
rather bad in your part of the coun-
try"
Yes" answered the Central Amer
lean. But it doesn't make any differ
ence. We az. so busy with revolutions
that nobody has time to notice the cii-
mate"
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
The Reason.

Manager--Tm sure the play that's
here next week Is moral.
Advance Agent-How do you know?
Manager-There's been no advance
so1n
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Two Step ard Auton,ebiIe.s

Two-step ard Auton,eb lis U
Washington STAR: Why don't y0ss
think better of our civilization 7,s
Because" answered the Chinese III
fetal, Il can't see anything IL has doaa
for us except to Introduce the two
step and the automobfle.r sSs;s
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
A Hot One.

Mr.. Boozer e. a. m.)-My dearsh hic
-schientists claim-hic--that alcohol
is a-hic-food.
Mrs. Boozer-You must have had Is
very hearty meal.
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
After He Returns.

New Congressman--Mr. Speaker. in
behalf of my constituents, wish to in
troduce resolution providing for the
laying of sidewalk on.
The Speaker-The gentleman can
see about that when he returns to Chs
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03
Not on the M ap.

louisville Courier Journal: This
here town of Gotham seems to be right
smart of place" said Uncle Goshall
Eemlock, as he put aside his news
paper. "Somethins always happenin
there; you see the place mentioned
mighy frequent in the papers an
The Black Hills union and western stock review. [volume] (Rapid City, S.D.) 1904-19??, 1905-03-03

,Jones-Ive had a terrible time today
at the office, and l am mad clear
through.
Mrs. Jones-Well. dear, wouldn't 1t
be a good time for you to beat the car