The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-06
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" OlHce ueIedIlHg .IIllHOlS, NeuIdsh"
las taken heart Of hope and the corn:
luskers are rafting their shuck- Scared
lists in the wooden mittens and talking
IF doing things toe Minnesota next
year. Doc Bixby, the bard of the Lin
colin town, has torn off the following
threat in the Nebraska State Journal:
Yes, we bowed beneath the spell, ~
-! Minnesota; %f .-'
And you tore line to bits
Minnesota; ~
Yes, you handed us bunch
That was mighty hard to- MUNICH;
Now, please kindly take a bunch, f..
There's future-never fear
Minnesota; e,-e Il 49,. b.
And We'll come again next year,
Minnesota. ~; ..a,..- .-. u.s.. g.
We will fall upon you then
With whirlwind team of men--
You can't eat us up again,
None at all to thirty five,
- Minnesota; r. 80
s Gosh all hemlock. Sakes alive,
Minnesota. .- ra..-
Do you think we would stand pat
~ And be beaten twice like that? ~
No, our heads are not SO fat, ...-.. =
Minnesota.
can see our vengeful crew,
Sc 81 Minnesota - ss53s,s,..-,. ys5-- =.--
Some day getting back at you, ga
~ y "' Minnesota ;A#s ~ 7sGN ~ ~
And the tear-drops that now CLEAN
On the scarlet and the cream
VIII be dried-this is no Dream
Mime ~ - s 80 q :,
In our present deep disgrace 's@2r - -
$50 Minnesota; :. ,...--s FL. ---r--.s
We accept your frosty face, IL
Minnesota; 80 f"'. s. =,
Tho it's GOODNESS makes us blue. t.
z When We come with strength anew IT.
We won't do a thing to you, ~. 81,
- Minnesota. -,
Two games of sevenup and a coast
ing party down one of the hills marked
the opening of the winter sporting sea
son in st. Paul last night.
The footballs rules committee has 60
hump upon its august self for once
Walter Camp has ordered hurry-u]
meeting for Saturday and steps vii
be taken to make the pastime as lady
like as biscuit-biting battle at a
o. clock teatattle bee. This is done t.
around and saying: "Heavings, Clar
ence, ain t these football players put
fictly killin'.' 49,
Nebraska wants Minnesota to com
down there and spend next Thanks
giving on the gridiron What s tn
use? It would just turn holiday int
a time Of weeping for the whole stat
Of Nebraska. --.S.. r..
Jim Harmon. writes in from Winon
that he was protected athlete a
Minnesota. He says he got a job O.
trained for the footbalL team by NOV
ing potatoes around commission-hous
basement with a shovel-at ID cent
per hour. James is certainly a probes
sional athlete and - commercialized'
football player if this confession is t
be believed. <%
Doc Osler might get busy and hustl
around with his forget-it bottle and tn
sleeper over on lot of these broker
down professional athletes who al
skindicating the papers with tiresom
drivel about the greatness of othe
days.
Bob Marshall was the king of tn
hall at a big dance in Chicago las
Thursday night. When Robert, the al
western end, appeared upon the foo
in his dress suit and Spanish he'
pumps, Michigan, Chicago and Wisco1
sin naturally quit, for one night {
least. Robert stood up under the foo
Of alteration with becoming modest.
but there is no denying that he We
the king Of Chicago that night: TIL
night before, in the football sleepe
he had to fight for his life in defens
of chunk Of pie swiped from an A
bert Lea lunch counter, but In Chlcag
there were no others.
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The Minneapolis Journal is respol
sible for the statement that we :
Sleepy Eye are about to erect bronl
monument to Joe Cutting, who has {
wonderfully distinguished himself ]
the university football games. YOU
mistaken, Mr.. Journal. Joe is a lo1
way off from being corpse. AS soc
as Captain Current finishes his unive
sity course we expect to see Joe ca
tain of the team and next year clea
| out Michigan and Wisconsin. SleeI
Joe than erect a monument for him
/ Sleepy Eye Herald.