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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04

= AY, old geezer," said the Bad Boy
to his uncle as he settled him
self on one of the groceryman's
cracker boxes. I never wrote you
about our trip across. did / Well, /
tried a dozen times 10 write, but the
sea was so rough that part of the time
the table was on top of me and part OF
the time / was on top, and / was 50
sick I seemed TO have lost my mind,
over the rail. with the other things sup
posed to be insid=of me
oh. old man, you think You know
what seasIcknesS II, cause you told me
o-ce about crossing Lake Michigan on
e. peach Joat, but lake sickness is easy
COMPARED with Jne ocean malady. l
could enjoy common seasickness and
think II was a picnic, but this salt
water sickness takes the cake. ! was
sorry for dad, because he holds more
than I do, and he is so slow about Civ
ing up meals that ne has paid for, that
1t takes him longer to commune with
nature, and he groans so, and swears
some. I don't see how a person car
swear when he is seasick on the ocean,
with no sure thing that he will ever
see land again, and a good prospect of
going to the bottom, where you got TO
die in the arms of a devil fish, with q
shark biting pieces out Of your tender
loin and a smoked halibut waiting
around for his share of your corpse
and whales blowing syphons Of water
and kicking because they are so big
that they can't get at you to chew cuds
Of human gum. and PROPOSES combiuE
your damp hair with their fine tooth
comb fins. and sword fish and sawtooth
pisCatOrial carpenters saving off steaks
Gee, but il made me crawl 7 once
saw a dead dog in the river. with bull
heads and dogfish ripping him up the
back, and I kept thinking I had rather
be that dog, in a nice river at home.
with bullheads that 1 knew chewing
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
The Wit of Women.
Cincinnati Enquirer.)

Senator Depew. at a dinner in Washing
ton, was praising the wit of women
Against this wit he said. g we men are
pOwerIess. Even when all the right and
logic of an argument is on our side wO-
man. with all her wit will nine times
out of ten put US to shame.
Thus a man once found that his wife
had bought a few puffs of false hair. This
disDleased him He hid in the hall one
day. and. just as the lady was fixing the
false puffs upon her brow, he darted in
upon her.
e Mary he said, Feproachfully, why
do YOU put the hair of another woman on
your headT
% Why answered his wife, do you put
the skin of another calf on your hands -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
PECK'S BAD BOY
BY HON. GEORGE w. PECK

hold of her belt and was Keeling her
in all right. when a man who said he
was her husband took dad by the neck
and said he must keep his hands of or
get another nose put on beside the
one he had. and then they all rolled
under d sofa. and how il came out 1
don't know. but the next morning dads
eve was BACKED. and the fellow who
said he was her husband had his front
teeth knocked out and the actress lost
her back hair and had to wear a silk
handkerchief tied around her head the
rest Of the trip. and she looked like
a hired girl who has been out to a
dance
The trouble with dad is that ne
butts IN too much. He thinks he Is
the whole thing and thinks every
crowd he sees is a demonstration for
him. When the steamer left New York
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
STRUCTURE
And Its Scientific. Certain. Safe Cure

COOKS METHOD OF IRRIGATION
by
with
length Of time bordering dangerous
are niger consum
he reason made in treating is be
digests
the of
pain the treat
WhenI haved dismiss
case Of snpIes uicture tina Icanno cure
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
BLOOD
Primary. Secondary, Tertiary, Hereditary.


SPECIFIC sERUM-THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR
o
WILL DEPOSIT
FAILURE
RI
o
Poison which has been handed down from their acquired How
o first sore PIN
ts
/
d M sample nedcfn
and 10 free Of
Bood the
and
q off h effee nst-
col
become red
and crnaII ndremov
m SC
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
Lewis and Clark Exposition, Port
land, Oregon.

Mrs. s. J. Kenyon, Az Larrsbee St,
has a beautiful place, close in, on car
line for visitors to exposition Rates,
S125 per day; room and hearty break
fast. Apply early for accommodation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04

The Bad Boy Tells the Groceryman
About Their Trip Across-They Are
Seasick-Dad Meets a Widow and
Loses His Heart and Pocketbook
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
NARICOCELE
Is a pelvic disease,
and Is simply


CuTdled or stagnant blood similar 10
VariCose veins occurring in any other part
of the body. This overflow and ClOuCu
accumulation are caused by undue eN-
element or weakness Of the sympathetic
or ganglionic nerves that regulate the
supply Of blood in any organism
Every man afflicted with varicoccIe
Of long standing knows that il has
bhgbted his life and that he has made
a great mistake in not having himself
cured The disease not only eHdangerS
by complication every organ In the same
region but by sympathetic irritation deS-
troys the nervous system and renders
man complete wreck physically men
tally and Sexualiy.
Ny treatment is the result Of years OF
experimentation. There is no operation
about nv radical cure for VaricCCelc.
neither any pain nor detention from bust
ness. My procedure consists Of absorp-
ton, by which means the stagnsnt blood
IS transuded into the cellular tissues and
finally elected in the same manner as
all other waste matter Is thrown off
The gangliOniC nerves, the weakness OF
which cause vaTicOcele, are restored b.
the administration of a tonic. and a com
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04

Copyright, 1908, by Joseph b. Bowles
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04

" cuey uNr es money hay uanbe hys h vii
n o be p
m m Especial
A NO large s r % receive
% every the d nd ~ p eg m and @ at
h ma dpSH SO TIT @nko errean cm1au ndf uG
HOW CURE DISEASES INCLUDED MY SPECIALITY AFTER S0CALED
SPECIALISTS FAIL:
LOWEST OF ANY RELIABLE SPECIALIST UNITED STATES.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
RUPTURE

pelvic system. ana Is an escape or pro
trusion of the bowels from the lower part
of the abdominal cavity The tCudeucy
Of Rupture u always progressive. and the
symptoms are usually 50 slight as not
to warn the afflicted. even though he be
in immediate danger Rupture frequently
results in stranEuldtiOu and death Trus-
SeS should not be continuously worn, IS
they only agETevatc the trouble
/ have a sure. safe method for curing
Rupture. Besides being absolutely re-
liable. it is painless and harmless Tt
makes no difference how many times YOU
have been treated / can cure YOU, and
viii guarantee entire satisfaction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04

SPECIAL NOTICE-When I say that
] am the only physician in the city. or
even in the west who employs pelvic
methods for the cure of the diseases I
make q speciality. and that other systems
of treatment are inferior and unreliable, I
make statement subject to investigation
by any council of physicians, and viii
agree to forfeit s. o0G-00 to a charitable
institution il ! fail TO give sufficient eyi-
dence TO substantiate the claim.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
HYDROCFLf

OF an accumulation of Serious fluid and
always involves the entire pelvic system.
depriving the organs and the pelvic sys-
TEN of al vitality. HydrOceIc is common
y caused by injury to the scrotltm. OF
may result from continued inflammatiOu
produced by structure. piles and any
chronic trouble in the pelvic SySIem No
one but a physician who has devoted his
attention to this class Of diseases is able
to distinguish a case Of hydroceIe from
either rupture or vaTicoCele-
The remedy I use to cure hydTOCCle
completely Oblitsrates the tumor at once.
and by the use of q preparation for q
few days no sign Of the disease ever rex
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-06-04
- u NN q a1H
lies

a. tllt INV Ct tDtlllltS u
bowel, OF rectum. Among the chief
causes may be mentioned constipation
- sedcntaTy habits. indigestion and in fact.
any condition that iuterfeTes with the
process of digestion.
They have a most degrading influence
on the general health In fact, many
patents come 10 me suffering with con-
StitUtiOnsI disturbances Of various kinds
which are reflex conditions produced BY
Pile Tumors. and after their piles are
cured. the other troubles disappear i'm
mediatCly- The rectum IS the only organ
Of the aiimeutary canal which receives
its nerve support directly from the spinal
cord, therefore. when the reCtUm Is dl-
SesSed, there is a direct irritation on the
nerve supplying it, which I'm turn irri-
tates the spinal cord. from which the
different organs Of the body get their
nerve supply In this way irritation
OF the Tectum is transmitted to the va
rioUs organs of the body through tho
nervous system
My treatment and success are the re-
suit of years Of experience, and my meth
cd Is distinctly my own ] cure without
cutting nor do 7 use ligatUrC OF any car
bOic acid injections. which treatment has
ruined many a man. There IS absolutely
no pain or detention, and when you leave
my ara for
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
ooLDsMIT1s RETURNING.
Has Made Interesting vislt to Indial f6ss Tribes lm hENxfco. .-.

Has Made Interesting vislt to Indisn
 4as Tribes in Mexico. - auadalaJara, Mexico. Sept. 17.--After spending several weeks among the Co., ra and Huichol Indian in the northern part of the Territory of Topic. Dr. Pe- ter Goldsmith of Salem. Mass. has re- turned here on his way to the United Stats. On his trip he secured hun dreds of Indian articles and shipped them to the United States via the Pa cific port of San Bloss. These articles will be distributed among the Peabody Museum in Salem, Harvard University and the University of Pennsylvania. Dr. Goldsmith had the greatest diffi- culty in getting clothing and other ar- ticles from the Coras, these Indians looking upon him Ss an emisRary sent out by the Mexican government to Se- cnre their destruction so that their lands might be conhscated. The Pro- lessor was compelled to hire Mexicans to purloin Cora souvenirs.
 Few of either the Cora or Huichol tribes can speak Spanish. The Huich- ols use the bow and arrow exclusively. but some of the Coras have modern arms. The Indians are ancestor wor- shippers and make offerings of food and articles of war and personal adorn- ment in sacred caves. In a Cora vil- laEe in the heart of the Sierras. six sea, pr. Goldsmith found the ruins of A Jesuit monastery. The monastery was built in the early part of the eigh- teenth century and the Jesyits tried to convert the coras. Within a. few years after the monastery was finished the priests were massacred and the building partially wrecked.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
HEAVY RAINS CONTINUE
FLOOD SITUATION UNRELEEVED IN
 WESTERN MISSOURI
Railroads and Individual Property Owners Feel Effect of Waters Rampage-N0 Damage at
 Kansas City.

Kansas City, Mo. Sept. 17.-Heavy rains still continue in Western Missou- ri, forcing up streams and causing much damage to railroads and other property. Carrollton is experiencing the worst flood since 1888. At that place several inches of water have fallen in the past twenty-four hours and eleven inches since Thursday. Wa kenda creek is on the rampage and depot except by boat. All residents in the lowlands are moving out and the Standard oil works, the city water works and the electric light plant may have to shut down. The water Is ris- ing at the rate of four inches an hour.
 Six inches Of rain have fallen at Marshall since yesterday and the Salt Fork river near that city is more than q mile wide. The Missouri Pacific tracks are flooded for a considerable distance and much of the track has been washed away.
 A Missouri Pacific steel bridge 180 feet long over the Lamine river at Ot- terville went out today and traffic on the eastern division on the main line will be impeded for a day or so. Mis- souri Pacific trains today from Kansas City were sent north over the Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railroad. Iut on reaching the Lamine bridge, near Cliff ton, the tracks on the latter road were found to be four feet under water. The trains were sent back to Kansas City.
 While rain again fell at Kansas City today, no damage was done. The Raw and the Missouri rivers continued to fall
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
MOTHERS SUICIDE
TRAGIC DEATH OF MRS. CHEMAULT
 AT RICHMOND, KY.
Because Little Son, From Whose Fa- ther She Was Separated, Showed Fear of Her, Woman Ends
 Own Existence.

Birmin gham Ala. Sept. 17.-A spe- cial to The Age-HeraId from Rich mond, Ky, says:
 Grief stricken because her six year old son, from whose father she had been separated a month grew pale with fear at sight of her and refused to come within her reach that she might kiss him, Mrs. Laura Walker Chemault, one of the most prominent society women in the State. commit ted suicide by swallowing carbolic acid at o'clock this evening.
 Her death was one of the most tragic in the history of the country. She was a daughter of Mrs. Dr. O. B. Patton of HuntsvilIe, Ala. About month ago Mr. and Mrs. Chemault separated, the father taking the only child. a boy six years old. Mir. Che mault is one of the richest men in the State and has a country home four miles from the city This after noon Mrs. Chemault telephoned that she would like to SC the boy. MT. ChemauIt brought the little fellow to the house where his wife was stop ping.
 As soon as he caught sight of his mother who was standing at a win dow he positively refused to enter the house No amount of peFsuasion could prevail upon him to do otherwise. which so shocked the mother that she Immediately retired to bathroom where she swallowed the poison.
 Mrs. Chemaults father. J. Stone Walker, was formerly president of the State Bank and Trust Company. Both families are among the best known in the Blue Grass State.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
SURROUNDED
 BY A POSSE Negroes in Canebrakc Will Be Lynched.
 . CLASH BETWEEN RACES Two Bynum Brothers Resist
 Arrest. AbbeviIIe, g. C., Mob of whites Sheets to Death a Biack Murderer, Despite Efforts to Prevent
 the Crime.

Germantown, Tenn, Sept. i7.---Aa & result of yesterdays clash between Con- stable Scott, assisted by several other white men. and a crowd of negroes at the Wolf River race track. in which a negro was killed, Scott and deputy wounded, and three negroes shot, Aba Bynum, the negro proprietor of the raca track, and his brother John are to- night concealed in a canebrake, around which has been thrown a posse of white men and an encounter is expected before daylight.
 Two attempts were made to arrest the Bynum brothers today at their cabin near the edge of swamp. and after several fusilades were exchanged betw cen officers and the concealed ne- groes the storming party retired to Germantown to await endorsements from Memphis and ammunition. Abe Bynum received a wound in the head. but was only slightly hurt, and after the failure of the second attempt to arr rest him slipped off with his brother into the canes.
 Four officers from Memphis arrived here late this afternoon and If the me- groes are not taken before morning will head a large posse In an attempt to capture the Bynums. Abe Bynum took a prominent part in yesterdays hght.
 Eafly today two or the OmcerS Fo1S out to Bynum's cabin and found him in his front yard. He was told to surren- der quietly, but the negro drew q pistol and began firing. The first shot cut the hat brim of one of the white men. By mum retreated into the house. having received a scalp wound Assisted by his brother, the two negroes drove off the whites. who returned reinforced a short time later. Half a hundred shots were then exchanged, but the second attempt finally failed.
 Excitement is running high here and a lynching is looked for if the Bynum brothers are taken alive.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
GIRLS BODY IDENTIFIED.
Augusta Pfefffer Victim of Crimina
 Assault in New York.

Augusta Pfeiffer Victim of Criminal
 Assault in New York.
 New York, Sept. 17.--The body of the young woman found just of Pelham road, In the Bronx, Saturday was iden- tified today as that of Augusta Pfeif- fCr, 22 years old, whose home was fin Pelham Road. only few hundred yards from the spot where her body lay. She was the step-daughter of William Pfeif- fer who was also her uncle, her moth CTS husband having been Pfeifer's brother. Owing partly to, quarrel with her mother over a trivial matter she left home three weeks ago and had been living with a family named Beiner, in the lower part of the Bronx. For several winters she had spent the cold months with this family because they lived near the place where she worked in Manhattan.
 Two weeks ago Augusta returned to her home to get some clothing she had left. She took away part of 1t and made an appointment to meat her brother Paul last Wednesday evening in Pelham Road. near the place where her body was found, to get tho re- mainder of her belongings. Paul kept the appointment but his sister did not appear The girls family have lived in this country twelve years.
 A man and a woman and five boys were held by the police tonight as wit nesses. Captain Burfeind at the same time intimated that the police had a definite clue as to the murderer, but said the man wanted had left the city.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
SHOT TO DEATH.
shsrt work Made of Neere fn sautA
 f-aroaama

short Work Made Of Negro in sausA
 Carolina.
 Columbia. g. C.. Sept fTs-A- apsoi1l from Honea Path, S. C.. to The statA says. <
 About three miles below here, in Ab- beville County. this afternoon. just be- fore sunset, Sam and Jim Moore. two white men, got Into a diffiehity with Allen Pendleton and another negro. A fight followed, in which Jim Moore was cut and killed by Pendleton.
 Pendleton escaped and was caught by a crowd about half a mile below here. He was carried to the scene of the killing and shot by about a dozen men.
 Messrs. c. E. Harper. John F, Monroe and Magistrate Ashley arrived on the scene and tried to prevent the lynehing. The negro was kept till 10:25 o'clock before he was lynched. Most of the parties engaged in the lynching were recognized by & considerable number who were present and not engaged in the affair.
 The crowd has dispersed and though the negroes are greatly excited nc fur- ther trouble is expected.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
D,AURIGNAo DEPORTED.
Madame Humbert's Brother Not Want~'
 L.. II.AtaA afafAa.

Madame HumbeRt's Brother Not Want~
 ed in Unfted States.
 New York Sept. 17.-Romaine DAurignac, brother of Madame There sa Humbert, now serving a sentence in France on swindling charges in connection with the Crawford estate. was ordered deported today by the board of inquiry of the immigration department after a hearing on Ellis Island.
 D'Aurignac arrived in New York Saturday on a French line steamer and In an interview said he came to this country partly for the purpose of observation and travel
 The law under which DAurignac was ordered sent back to France today forbids the entry Into the United States of a man who has served a sentence in prison for other than a political offense DAurignac was con- victed in France of irregular prac- tices in connection with certain insu- rance deals He claimed today, how ever, that his offense was of politt- cal nature, and said:
 T was charged with being an ac- cessory to the forming of an unlawful corporation and was tried and sen- fenced to two years and a half for that ofHense My conviction was due en- tireIy to the influence of my political enemies. My grandfather and his fa- ther before him were both French senators and 1t was through his ene- mics that I was convicted. had no idea that my serving a term In French prison would bar me from landing in your country
 D'Aurignac was taken from the steamship La Touraine today on tne barge which took the steering passen-, gers to Ellis Island. At Ellis Island in answer to questions, he gave his pediEree and made no attempt to con- ceal the fact that he was an ex-con- Vict.
 When after the brief hearing, the chairman curtly remarked:
 "Grdersd depoFted," DAurignac shrugged his shoulders and said;
 "That is what I expected"
 He was then taken to the deteu- tion pen and probably will be sent back on the La Touraine when she
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
~ Fy,.ED ON BY / THE CRUISER Canadian Vessel Riddles
 Big Steam Tug. VIOLATED FISHING LAWS Barnhurst Chased Across
 Boundary Line. Another Exciting Incident Occurs in Middle of Lake Erie, Due to
 Persistent Recklessness
 of Local Men.

Erie, Pa, Sept 1.-The fourth of the fish tug incidents of the last week took place in the middle of Lake Erie today when the Canadian cruiser Vigilant riddled the big steam tug Harry G. Barnhurst with small shot from the rife on the patrol boat.
 Captain Nick Easel of the tug admit ted after he escaped that the Vigilant could have sent her to the bottom If Captain Dunn had so desired. They ran more than eight miles under full head of steam before they crossed the boundary line and escaped from the Canadians.
 More than thirty shots struck the vessel and of these fifteen of the small shells landed with telling effect on the upper parts, So that the boat careened to one side with the mass of wreckage when she came into port. Having been used formerly for a pleasure steamer, the Barnhurst Is of large size. The fireman, Magnus Johnson, fainted in the hold from over exertion in keep ing the steamer going. He was re- ported killed, but was revived after reaching shore. Two fishermen were cut in the face by splinters shot away by the bullets.
 The Barnhurst, according to Captain Easel was about i've miles over the line, drawing nets. when the vigilant appeared. The other Erie tugs Alma, Valiant and Boyd, were closer to the line and ran away when the chase started. Captain Dunn ordered the Barnhurst to stop, but instead of doing 50 Captain Easel put on full steam and started for the line.
 It has become quite the custom for the Erie fishermen to cross the line, regardless of strict orders from the |, ytre exciting brushes with the VigiIant. They never think of surrendering when there is a chance to run away The Branhurst lost large quantity of nets.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1905-09-18
GREAT sEABOARD LINE.
The Southern Pacific frOOm Portland, - Oregon, Into Mexico.


 .--- Oregon, Into Mexico.
 Chihuahua, Mexico, Sept. 17.-News has been received in this city from Guayamas to the effect that good prog ress is being made on the surveys of the southern Pacifc's line between that nIace and Guadalajara, and that con- tracts are being let and actual con struction work will be started in a short time Preliminary surveys have already been run and 1t is the actual location work that is now being done. Materials are being assembled at Guayamas, and the indications are that the work will be pushed forward at a rapid rate.
 According to the contract with the Government, the company is obliged to construct 200 kilometres of the road in one year, and at least ITO kilometres each succeeding year until the road is completed The line from Guayamas will be about 1,500 Kilometres in length and will be one of the most important i'm Mexico. When the road is com pIeted. 1t will give the Southern Pacific one of the longest seaboard lines in the worSd. extending. as 1t will, from Port land. Ore, to Guadalajara, a distance of about 3,100 miles, which is practi- caIIy a seaboard line for the entire dis- tance.