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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22

her domineering ways. or satisfaction
from being able to boast Of her pow
ers. in the event Of marrying q man
weaker than herself. who allows him.
self to be henpecked. But It ID
very poor enjoyment when compared
with the happiness Of the woman who
lives in true harmony with her hus-
band 1t IL even worse when the mas
terful woman marries man who,
while not allowing himself to be hem
pecked In any way. considers 1t best
for the happiness and comfort OF both
himself and his wife to keep away
from the domestic hearth as much as
possible, and who therefore proceeds
to spend the greater part Of his spare
time at the local club or with boon
companions. This promptly brings
forth an accusation Of neglect from
the wife herself. who upbraids her
husband for losing all Interest In her
self and the home. ignoring altogether
the fact that she herself is responsible
for the state of affairs.
1t is well. perhaps, when the mas
terful woman marries man whose
will is stronger than her own. and who
insists OH being master Of all things
In his own home. In such a case.
there are far better chances Of both
ultimately enjoying great happiness In
strong minded man IL not 40 unreason-
able as the masterful woman. He IL
willing to consider his wife's opinions,
so long as she recognizes his right as
master. But once let a strong minded
man get the idea into his head that his
wife is trying to rule the roost," az
the saying goes. and he will prove az
obstinate as a mule in the thwartiny
her wishes.
And yet 1t Ia quite possible for every
wife to be practically mistress and
master. too, In her home. The weak
est wife can rule the strongest hus-
hand. II she only goes the right way
about 1t. But she cannot really exer-
else an influence over her husband un-
less she wells her powers. Perhaps
the secret Of the woman who rules her
husband is best described in the fol.
lowing lines written by the immortal
poet Pope:
"She who ne'er answers tlIl husba nd
cOols.
Or. II she rules him, never shows she
rules.
Charms by accepting, by submitting
sways,
Yet has her humor most when she
obeys."
The best way for a wife to rule her
husband is to take care. In the first
place, that she never loses his love
A man likes nothing better than to be
tied about with silken letters. This.
too. is the most dignified and delight
full kind Of sway woman can exer-
else. Combine this love with a little
tact and forethought, and a wife can
bend her husband to her own way Of
acting and thinking In a surprisingly
easy manner.
1t Is the woman who does every
thing in her power to make the wheels
Of domestic life run smoothly together.
shows how anxious she Is to contribute
to the happiness and comfort OIL her
husband and children. and who in a
quiet. womanly manner states her
views, opinions and wishes when nec-
essary. who gains control over homo
and husband. 1t Is to such a woman
that man naturally turns for advice,
and whose wishes he IL always most
anxious to carry out.-Home Monthly.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22
Wife May Rule Husband.

The masterful. strong minded wo-
man. who starts married life with the
main idea that she is going to be mis-
tress in her new home and manage its
affairs as she thinks best, irrespective
Of the opinions o. the man she marries
will, in nine cases out Of ten, wreck
the happiness II that home In less
than twelve mouths. There never was
q more mistaken or foolish policy on
the part Of q woman.
1t 10 true that she herself may de-
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22

dropping" which has been the bane Of
rural telephones for years. And what
say the men about this BIZ nefactor Of
the human-sh-h-h. Talk lower, broth
er; the new invention has not yet been
applied to the wires.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22
|FX Bound by a Spell 81

This last. II observed by Mr.. Mont
gomery. conveyed no meaning to him, as
] had told the episode. to which it re-
ferred. only to Martha.
Had I seen and attended to those ad
vertisements. how different might have
been the catastrophe OF this story.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22

A man Is never so on trial as in the
moment Of excessive good fOrtune.-
Lew Wallace.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-03-22
Putting Children to Bed Early.

IL you have to look after your chill
dren yourself. don't let them sit I'D
late. as rule. on any terms. You
need and ought to have scme time to
yourself for rest and creation, and
1t will be bad for the children as well
a. for you II you don't get 1t. Tho
important thing II 10 get your thoughts
directed into fresh channels, or in time
You will nnd 1t difiicult to talk or
think Of anything except the house
and the children.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-05-06
UNIQUE ACTION OF THE TIDE
Reversible Waterfall at st. John, New
Brunswick, Canada.

We have reversible vests, revers-
ible windmills, and all sorts Of rever-
sibles nowadays, but st. John, in New
Brunswick, Canada, has the only re.
versible waterfall in the world. In
the morning there is fall downstream
of Is feet, but in the afternoon the
water runs upstream and falls over
the other way. This phenomenon is
caused by the strength of the wonder
full tides of the Bay of Fundy, which
meet and overcome the water from a
river $50 miles long, which empties
into the harbor of st. John through a
narrow gorge less than 500 feet wide.
There is a suspension bridge over the
gorge where this daily marvel occurs,
and hundreds of people go to see it.
At half-tide the water is smooth over
the dam and vessels go up and down
in safety. The tides of the bay Of
Fundy are the heaviest in the world.
If you are ever in New Brunswick
and it's time for the tide to come in
you want to make for the bluffs if you
are not fond of the water.
Vessels come into st. John harbor
and when the tide goes out the water
runs clear out from under them and
they settle down upon the gravel bot
tom of the slips. Wagons are then
driven alongside and cargo is trans
ferred direct. It is an odd spectacle
to see schooners sitting up high and
dry, with no water near them, look
ing as though the only way for them
to get to sea would be to fly. Some
writer has remarked that water makes
an astonishing difference in the ap.
pearance of a river, and it certainly
does make a big change in the looks
of the st. John water front.
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throng. He was dressed IL the garb
of civilization, and his long, white hair
and beard gave him a patriarchal ap-
pearance. His face was grave and
kind.
"My son, kind Providence has won
derfully preserved you, We will go to
church to return thanks for your great
deliverance, and then we will hear
your story.
After songs and prayers Paul was
taken to the home of the patriarch,
where he Jared sumptuously, after
which he narrated his strange adven-
lures to the good old missionary.
so you are another, my son, who
has come to dig gold from the earth
in the frozen north" Then, taking the
arm of the youth, he led him from the
house, and, pointing to that great old
mountain, which, grim and gray, tow
cred into the skies, and with his eyes
wildly dilatlng, said:
I'm mOckery, at the grim gateway of
Alaska, towers that mountain of gold
upon which no white man dares lay
LIS uuS0I.
Paul gazed at him in amazement,
and began to wonder if he had not got
among a race of madmen.
How was the gold discovered?" he
asked.
tits not discovered save by the In
dams and perhaps one other than
yourself. But come in and I will tell
you what other white man than your
self knows of the island and the noun
tain of gold"
When they were seated in the coy
parsonage the old missionary proceed
ed to tell Paul the story, but they
were interrupted by the arrival Of
some Indians with a prisoner. The
story told by Father Duncan we have
heard before from the lips of Clum
Ralston. No sooner did Father Dun
can see the captive than he said:
ct is one Of the two sailors who did
away with the poor captain
When Paul saw the prisoner he ex-
claimed:
Great Heaven! 1t is one of the
men who captured the old hermit in
the caVern!"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-05-06
THE END OF THE GRIP
REACHED AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF
COMPLICATED TROUBLES.
Deafness, Kissing Sounds in Head, Stomech
Disorder, PalpitatiOn of Heart and
Debility Overcome at Last.

Deafness, Kissing Sounds in Head, stomach
Disorder, Palpitation of Heart and
Debility Overcome at Last.
Mr.. Newman certainly had very
tough time with the grip, and it is no
wonder that he thinks that the remedy
that cured him can't be beat. His case
shows how profoundly grip poisons the
system and how obstinately it resists all
ordinary efforts to eradicate it.
Few cases can be worse than Mr.. New
man s for he had head, heart and stom-
ach troubles combined with great weak
ness. He recently said !:
"The attack of grip which I had eight
years ago left me i'll a very bad fix. I
became nearly deaf and my head ached
continually and was filled with kissing
and roaring sounds. My heart f1uttered
and had regular running away spells.
My stomach was so sore that I could
hardly bear touch on that part of my
body. had q great deal of pain i'll the
region of my liver and the doctor said
that organ was enlarged. My kidneys
ached so at times that could hardly
stand"
Didn't you give up and go to bed?"
he was asked.
emo, [ simply wouldn't. My head
and my back ached dreadfully, but I
obstinately dragged myself about, kept
growing worse and finally ran down to
almost nothing"
"What did you do to get relief?"
"First [ tried a doctor, but he did me
no good. Then took all kinds Of adj
vertised preparations but nothing proved
helpful until [ began to use DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. AS soon as I got them I
knew that I had at last hit the right
remedy for my case. The very first box
did more for me than anything else
had ever taken. They gave me relief
right away and in three months they
positively cured me. think I was
scarcely ever in better health in my life
than am at present"
Mr.. William A. Newman is a WELL
known Camden county farmer, living at
Sagrada, Missouri. His case was a Sc
we're test for any remedy, but DR.. Will
liams' Pink Pills met every requirement.
Other remedies merely drive the poison
of the grip into hiding, but DIR. Williams
Pink Pills drive it out of the system.
They are sold by every druggist.
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Indian Head, N. W. r,
Jan. goth, 1904.

Jan. ZULn, I9U4.
immigration Branch, Department of
the Interior, Ottawa, Canada:
Am sending you the return Of two
fields of wheat grown on my home
farm vast year. These returns are
perfectly accurate, and not over-esti-
mated.
summer-fallow about one-third Of
my farm every year, and afterward
take off two crops and summer-fallow
again. The summer-fallow is ploughed
twice during the summer, first shall
low, afterwards deep and no weed al
lowed to grow. The stubble is left
as long as possible when cutting the
first crop, and is burned the following
spring, drilled directly afterwards, and
narrowed after drilling. This gives
much better result than fall-plough-
ing.
Field No. /. Quarter-section fall
lowed 1903, yield 81 bushels per acre.
This wheat is netting at present time
88c per bushel.
For 81 bushels, per acre. ..... $32,56
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-05-06
The Same Old Cow.

A man was once travelling by rail
in the Transvaal when suddenly the
train stopped. Putting his head out of
the window he asked the guard what
the cause of the delay was.
"Only a COW on the line" answered
the guard.
The train soon started again on its
journer, but, after few hours, again
came to a stop
The same passenger, again putting
his head out of the window, asked the
guard the reason of the stoppage.
Another COW on the line, guard?"
"No, sir" replied the guard, solemn.
ly, cts the same old cow"
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suffered for more than seven years with
a very complicated form OF female trouble
accompanied with nervous prostration, and
after doctoring with six physicians (all bear
ing excellent reputations) was informed that
unless an operation was performed l would
be an invalid all my life. Hearing of the
wonderful cures effected by DR.. r. V. Pierce's
remedies and believing that there must be a
cure for almost every ailment, / determined
Pierce and will never forget his kindly adj
vice, telling me to follow his Instructions
faithfully and not to submit to an operation.
In five months my improvement was SO no.
ticeable to friends that they began TO inquire
about my method of treatment. was
pleased to tell them of the wonderful means
of cure that | had most fortunately found.
and. as SO many ladies applied to me for
information regarding Dr. Pierce'S world
famed medicines and his plans Of treatment.
felt in duty bound to give them the benefit
OF my experience, SO, told them the facts.
The large number Of positive cures effected
by DR.. Pierce'S remedies alone. used by my
recommendation. seemed, In one years the.
nothing short of a miracle | couldn't have
believed it had | not seen the parties and
known the facts"
Weak women are made strong and
sick women we'll by the use of Doctor
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. 1t is
the one reliable regulator. It dries
enfeebling drains, heals Inflammation
and liberation and cures female weak
ness. 1t nourishes the nerves, invlg-
crates and regulates the entire wom-
anly organism. 1t makes the baby's
advent practically painless, and gives
strength to nursing mothers. Accept
no substitute.
If you want to know about your
body, read DR.. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser, which can be had for
the cost of mailing, 81 cents in one
cent stamps for the cloth-bound book,
or 81 stamps for the paper-covered
volume. 1908 pages. Address Doctor
R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets clear the
complexion and sweeten the breath,
they cleanse and regulate the stomach,
liver and bowels and produce perma~
nent benefit and do not react on the
system, One is O gentle laxative,
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-05-06
S1OO Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there is at least one dreaded disease that science
has been able to in all its stages, and that is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease requires cOnstttu'
tlonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternaly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature in doing its work The propretors have
much faith In It's curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t falls to
cure. Send for list of testimonials,
Address F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75C.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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He Mas Safe.

A teacher in one of the public
schools asked little Irish boy why
he had been absent day, to which the
youth replied
"My mother had the mumps and
had to go and get the doctor"
"But don't you know that the mumps
is catching, johnny
Eyes, but this is my stepmother, and
she never gives me anything"
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covery do not contain opium or other
harmful drugs. They are compounds
of medicinal principles, scientifically
extracted from indigenous roots that
cure the diseases for which they are
recommended. They are medicines
which have enjoyed the public conf
dence for over third of century.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
cures women's ills when all other rem
edies fail. This is what Mrs. H. Har-
rison, prominent woman, living at
No. 112 West End Street, Sioux City,
Iowa, says about it:
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WILLING to Work.

Weary Wraggles-Leddy, I'll saw
some wood fer youse if youse'Il GIN
me some hot grub.
Mrs. Firstfiore-But, my good man,
can't you see this is a fiat? We burn
only gas.
Weary Wraggles-Den, Teddy, I'll
turn on de gas fer youse.
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tacks OF kidney disor-
ders which kept me in
the house for days at
a time, unable to do
anything. What l suf-
fered can hardly be
told. Complications
set in, the particulars
Of which / will be
pleased to give in a
personal interview to
any one who requires
information. This |
can conscientiously
say, Doan's Kidney
Pills caused a general
i'm Trnunnon ~ nv
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health. They brought great relief by
lessening the pain and correcting the
action of the kidney secretions."
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all
dealers. Price, so cents. Foster-Mil-
burn Co., Buffalo N. Y
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Manv Children Are SIckIv.

Mother Gray S Sweet Powders for Children.
used by Mother Gray, nurse in Childrens
Home, New York. Cure Feverishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
Atall Druggists ,25c Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
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I'LL H.

Stand DR.. Pierce's Family Medicines in
a class by themselves, being the only
proprietary medicines manufactured
and preserved without the use of alco-
hol.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
and DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-05-06
IN a Pinch Use ALLEN's FooT.EAsE.

A powder. 1t cures painful. smarting. nerv-
Gus feet and ingrowing nails. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for
sweating feet. Sold by all druggists, Csc.
Trial package FREE. Address A. S.
OlmSted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-05-06
An Aggravated Case.

Dustin Stax strikes me as being
purse proud said one citizen.
"No. he doesn't bother about any
thing as small as a purse. He's ma
tional bank proud"
The Ladysmith news and Ingram news. [volume] (Ladysmith, Wis.) 1905-1906, 1905-05-06
Ea sy Cures.

DR.. Dosem---To what does DR.. Cutter
owe his immense success?
DR.. Bleedhanl-He confines himself
entirely to office practice.
DR.. Dosem-Well, don't see
DR.. Bleedham-People who are able
to walk into the Office aren't very sick
they just think they are.
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Cautious Investor,

Farmer-How much fer a ride ter
taOwn?
Cabby-Fifty cents with all that lug
gage.
Farmer-Wa-al, the so cents amt
bad, but gosh eff I'll throw in the lug
gage.
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Girls.

A girl Is known by the solitaires she
keeps.
It's a wise father who knows as
much as his own daughter.
Once girl always a girl
Never lock chorus girl in the
mouth.
One good summer girl deserves an
other.
Girls are not all born; some of them
are made.
To love one girl exclusively is an in
suit to the rest Of them-and they al
ways resent it.
Every girl is as old as she doesn't
dare to think she is.
An open secret is the shortest dis
lance between two girls.
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I do not believe Pisos Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN T.
BOYER, Trinity Springs Ind. Feb. Is. 1900.
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There Are others.

"a clergyman has said that it is a
disgrace to be rich"
'"Well, I wish l wern't so darned re-
spectacle"
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A woman is very helpful around a
sick room, because if hot water
doesn't help you she tries cold water
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RulIish.

Patient-But l thought your price
for an appendicitis operation was only
$500?
Specialist-Oh, that was yesterdays
quotation. The market opened this
morning at 1926 and advanced brisllly
to 33712.
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The religion that makes you feel
like fighting your brother never came
from your father.
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DIR. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, thu
Great Kidney and Liver Cure World Famous. Write On
Kennedys Sons Rondout, N. Y for free sample bottle
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Vanity has place in the heart, nc
matter what the condition nor how
humble the protestations
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There is no service without sense
of the sacredness of things.
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5TS permanently cured. No ts nervousness after
FIRST days DR.. Eline's Great Nerve Restors
or Send for FREE @2. 90 trial bottle and treatise.
d. R. H. KLINE Ltd, 931 Arch Street, Phiadephia, Pa
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A VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.

Rev. Jacob D. Van Doren, of 81
Sixth street, Fond Dr. Lac, Wis, Pres
byterian clergyman, says: Il had at
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Love that can be measured is never
worth measuring.
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Every sorrow may be the seed Of
some great joy.
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Time to Qui'

Time to Quit.
Doctor guess I'll have to give Slo-
pays case up.
Wife-Why? Is he incurable?
Doctor-No; but he's broke.
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Innocence that is advertised usually
hides some iniquity.
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A little smile will break up some
mighty big clouds.
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Profit from one blowing. $43.70
am sending you the yield Of these
two fields which are both in my home
farm. I thought they might be inter
esting reading for you. Had $4,000
bushels of wheat on my different
farms, and between 5000 and 5000 OF
oats and barley.
I remain,
Yours very truly,
(Sgd) Alfred Wilson.
Agents of the Government of Cana
da will be pleased to furnish full in
formation as to rates.
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~rrx windows Soothing syrup.

For children teethirg, softens the gurus, reduces n
ammatioa ellays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
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NV N U mo. 1s- 1905
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Fer acre.
Cost of summer-fallow-
ing in 1903. .......... 1920
Seed wheat and seeding. $50
Harvesting ............. .65
Threshing Owners ma
chine), &c per BUSH. IA
Hauling to elevators at
&c per bush. .......... IA
$7.63
Profit after allowing expenses,
per acre. ................. s24.93
Field No. 2.-Stubble field, 80 acres.
Have sold the wheat at sc per bushel.
acre - $1,000
Cost Per acre.
Seed wheat and seeding.$1.50
Cutting, stacking. ....... 90
Threshing Owners ma
chine), &c per bush... so
Hauling to elevator, &c
per bush. ............. 90
$315
Profit after expense. ........ $18.S5
Profit from one blowing. -. $43.78