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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Light Gunrd Moves New Armory.

The Wauwatosa Light Guard tool,
formal possession OF the new armory
on Wauwatosa avenue Tuesday even
ing, In addition TO his already liberal
donation, Mr.. +. u. Underwood has
agreed to put in a gymnasium outfit in
the armory, which with other changes
and repairs will be finished in the near
future,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Lost.

Walrus Leather Shopping Rag. con.
tanning y watch, purse aud papers With
owners name on, ON Friday afternoon
on road between Wauwatn,a and West
Park. win finder kindly leave at
home Of owner and receive reward.
+. NJ. KEATS.
- IA East Milwaukee, Avenue.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

An excellent opportunity to get
your local paper, The News and two
good Magazines at Il very low price
For the year 1905 vc make the FOL
lowing oner;
The Cosmopolitan Magazine, regular
price @ioo The Twentieth, Century
llomr regular price St.oo, and The
NauNatosa News regular price 81, 90.
Fun price $500.
Al three To our subscribers for
S. 90
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

Mr.. K. schultz has removed to the
Fingado bldg, West Main street, where
he viii continue his shoemall ing and
repairing business.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

10Y >. Lltlibfldge LETT Monday 10
enter Beloit college.
WI Underwood. of Glencoe, H.,
spent Thursday here.
Mrs. c. I. Everett, of Oconomowoc,
is visiting friends here.
Mrs. Jones. wife Of Prof. Loyd-Jones,
is very i'll at Madison, Wis.
Mr.. Bert Gridley, of GAINESVILLE. spent
few hours here on Friday.
Mr. Leverett Wheeler made trip to
Cincinnati, Ohio. this week.
Mrs. f. NJ. Merica, Of Garrett, Ind,
visited friends here this week
Miss Lulu Owens returned Tuesday
from a 6-weebs visit in Minnesota.
Miss Lottie Rogers has returned
from an extended visit in the East.
Mr. Jacob Rogers, of Milwaukee,
spent Thursday with relatives here.
Miss Ruth Sporleder left on Thurs
day for a visit with frienGs at Eagle.
Miss Ella Kneeland entertained the
Reading Circle on Tuesday afternoon.
IT is reported that II T. Leister made
Il dying trip to Milwaukee on Monday.
On the sick list this week re Mrs }.
Il. Benoy and Asst P. NJ, L. r. Lewis
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard Utz, of Nil
waulee. visited friends here this week,
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Lake spent sunday at the WIN. Men
hlngef nome "feehheld avenue
Miss Angie Lozer, of Funfeld Mich g,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

Groceries With the "Eiche,ieu' brand,
are noted throughout the country for
their excellence and purity. Nettle-
ten, the grocer handles them
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
LOCAL HAPPENINGS
A Record of Recent Events as
Reported to This
Paper.
NEWS IN A NUTSHELL.

The Incomings and outGolngs of Your
Friends and Neighbers. Chronicled by
the News Staff of Reporters and Cor
respondents.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23

AT the meet Of a number of the mem
bers Of the Wauwatosa Gun club ON
September II, the score on fifty birds
nut nn. was as follows:
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1905-09-23
Removal.

WATNER 4 kEiLoGG.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07

The first monument in recognition Of
the heroism of a woman in the civil
war is to be erected soon by the vet
Grams of Illinois at Galesburg. Ii will
be in honor of Mrs. Mary A. Becker
dyke. known TO the soldiers as Moth
er" Beckerdyke. who endeared herself
to the members of both armies by her
work as nurse on the battlefield and in
hospitals. The monument is given by
some of her boys" 1t was Mother
Beckerdyke who instituted the COW
and hen" mission. through which she
was enabled to send Il hundred cows
and thousand hens to the hospitals
OF the west. She took charge of hos
pitfalls In the south and followed the
western armies through Vicksburg.
Lookout Mountain, Missionary Ridge
and Chattanooga. tending friends and
foes alike The monument is the work
of woman. Mrs. Theodore A. Ruggles
Kitson of Boston.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
RESENT TALK OF PEACE
Russians Declare EmphaticaiIy Against
Cessation of Hostilities.

Cessation OF Hostilities.
st. Petersburg, Jan. 4.--The food of
kilograms from abroad bringing talk
of peace arouses only resentment in
official circles here, and even many
liberals who are urgently pressing the
government for reforms, aroused by
the dreadful story of heroism and suf-
fering of the Port Arthur garrison. de-
clare emphatically against any cessa-
ton of hostilities until Russia's honor
is vindicated by victory in Man.
churia Equal resentment is aroused
by foreign criticism of General S;oes-
sci for blowing up the ships in the
harbor and destroying the town of
Port Arthur when he could no longer
defend them.
Admiration here for the heroic de-
Tense is mingled with wonder how
General Stoessel continued to hide the
true condition from the world
1t seems now to be definite that
Vice Admiral Rojestvensky's squadron
will not attempt at present to reach
Vladivostok. The decision has been
reached that he will await the third
Pacific squadron. on which work is
proceeding night and day, and several
ships of which are expected to be
ready for service by the end of jan
uary. 1t is by no means certain that
Rojestvensky will return with his
ships to European waters; he may
await the third Pacific squadron off
the coast of Madagascar and seize and
make his base one of the uninhabited
coral islands of Polynesia.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
PRESENTERS
WITHDRAW
Affidavit of Signers of Talbot Charges
Made Public.
NEVER SAW THE PREsENTMENT

Philadelphia, Jan. 5.-Rev. DIR. w.
B. Bodine, president of the board OF
inquiry appointed by Bishop futile to
take up the charges made by Rev. DR..
/. N. w. Irvine, of this city. against
Bishop Talbot, of the Central Pennsyl-
vania diocese, made public the affidavit
he received from the Huntingdon ves-
trymen who have been drawn into the
controversy. The affidavit is as fol-
lows:
TO the Rev. w. B. Bodine, d. D.,
President Board of Inquiry, Philadel-
phia, Pa:
I'VE. the undersigned, male commu-
nicants of ST. Johns Protestant Epis-
copal Church, Huntingdon. Pa, beg
leave to make affidavit:
Il. That We signed the following Pc
tition: The undersigned. male COM
municants of the Protestant Episcopal
church-W. G. Miller. w. F. Hitler.
A. T. Jackson, NJ. S. Jackson, James
Denithorne. John Langdon-do re-
spectfully ask the presiding bishop to
appoint a committee agreeable to
canon 8, title 2, of the General Digest,
TO examine into and forever dispose of
the difficulties which have existed be-
tween the Rt. Rev. Ethelbert Talbot,
s. T. D., LII. D.. and the Rev. /. N.
w. Irvine. d. D., which committee be-
ting agreeable to the parties, may
bring peace and harmony to the
church.
III. That at the time of signing said
petition, we knew nothing whatever
of the contents of provisions Of title 2,
canon 8. of the Digest of the Canons.
iii. That no specific charges in
writing az st the Rt. Rev. Ethelbert
Talbot, ID. d., Ii. D., bishop of Gen.
trail Pennsylvania, were presented to
us In connection with this petition, at
any time, for our consideration.
Nv. That had such charges in writ
ing been presented for our considera-
ton, or for action thereon, we would
have refused without hesitation to sign
such paper of presentment.
"V. That we believed the petition
which we did sign to have for its OBJ
ject the settlement in an amicable way
of the difficulties which arose in St.
Johns parish, Huntingdon. Pa, during
the rectorate of DR.. l. N w. Irvine.
"vI. That at the time at which we
signed this petition for friendly set
Element. We also signed blank paper,
which was attached to the petition,
which 1t was represented to us would
be filled up as duplicate of the above
mentioned paper.
WI. That we do not desire to be
presenters of the Rt. Rev. Ethelbert
Talbot for trial, and Chat If our names
appear on any presentment paper now
in existence calling for trial or in
vestigation of evidence by any COM
mittee or board of inquiry, we desire
to have our names withdrawn at once" "
The affidavit is dated at Huntingdon,
January 2. and is signed by the six
vestrymen.
DIR. Bodine declined to say what ac-
ton he will now take. but intimated
that he would have something to say
later.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
How to Avoid Pneumonia.

We have never heard of a single
instance of cold resulting in Pneumo-
MIA or other lung trouble when Foley s
Honey and Tar has been taken. 1t not
only stops the cough. but heals and
strengthens the lungs. Ask for Foley IS
Honey and Tar and refuse any substi.
tute offered. DIR. @. j. Bishop of Agnew
Mich, writes: II have used Foley s
Honey and Tar in three very severe
cases of pneumonia with good results
in every case" p d. Cottingham &
Co.. Snow Hill, Lloyd g. Blaine. POGO
moke.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
st. Andrew brotherhood.

The Brotherhood of 81. Andrew was
established about n score OF years ago
by a Chicago banker and has just held
its nineteenth annual convention in
Philadelphia. The Churchman says OF
the convocation that men today. as al.
ways. demand and respond to reality
in religion. The society now embraces
national organizations. 10 local as
semblies. 900 chapters and 10000
workers. ~|
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
Found Dead Standing Against Fence.

Philadelphia, Jan. d. G. MacIis-
ter. aged IS years. of this city, was
found dead on the grounds of the Red
Dragon Canoe Club at Wissinoming.
a suburb. There was a bullet hole
through his heart. The body was found
frozen and standing against the fence.
A few feet away was found Maclis-
ter's revolver, with one chamber
empty. His family believe that he was
shot while defending the clubs prop
erty from midnight marauders. Some
of the police have theory that he ac-
cidentally shot himself while hunting
robbers
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
Coughs and Colds.

All coughs. colds and pulmonary COM
plants that are durable are quickly
cured by One Minute Cough Cure
Clears the phlegm. draws out infiamma-
ton and heals and soothes the affected
parts. strengthens the lungs. wards off
pneumonia. Harmless and pleasant to
take. Sold by Paul Jones, Snow Hill,
Lloyd Blaine, Pocomoke.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07

We would advise all Young men !.
and those of more mature age, for that
matter. never to invest their spare change
in any lottery scheme. nor take chance
in any kind of a rattle. If you win it
will just sharpen your appetite to invest
again and again and thus cultivate your
propensity for gambling on larger
scale. Young men, beware of such
schemes!
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07


suffered with kidney bladder seem
worth living had tried medicines but did get
lief until took Perun really wonderful how much better
after had used this medicine did
would help permanently but doing good
At the end months my
had rid all
certainly have splendid medicine and gladly
Fleissner.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
Pe-ru-na Removes the Cause of the
Kidney Trouble.

Peruna strikes at the very centre of
the difficulty by graduating the catarrh
from the kidneys. Catarrh is the cause
of kidney difficulty. Remove the cause
and you remove the effect. With un-
erring accuracy Peruna goes right to
the spot. The kidneys are soon doing
their work with perfect regularity.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
GAVE MITCHELL $4,000
S. A. D. Puter Makes Confession In
Land Fraud Case.

GdUQ TTdQO OdSGs
Portland. Ore, Jan. As. A. ID.
Puter, recently convicted in this city
with Horace G. Mckinley, Daniel T..
Tarpley and Mrs. Emma Watson of
conspiracy to defraud the United
States government, made statement
In contradiction of statements issued
by United States Senator Mitchell, in
dicted on Saturday last by a federal
grand jury on evidence similar to that
presented at the criminal trial of the
persons recently convicted.
when | said that gave Senator
Mitchell $4,000 to use his influence
with Binger Hermann to expedite
those claims in ILL.," said Puter, 81
told the truth, and Senator Mitchell
knows it,"
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
Children Ate Poison For Candy.

Philadelphia, Jan. 5. = Chocolate
coated strychnine and nux vomica
tablets. prescribed by a physician for
their mother. caused the death of
Laura and Joseph Barsuglia, and 6
years old respectively, at their home
here. The children were playing in
the house. and during the brief alb
sence of the mother found the tablets
In a closet. Believing them to be
candy. the boy ate several and is sup
posed to have given some to his sister.
The children were found in convul-
sions and died in half an hour despite
the efforts of physicians to save them,
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07

Be sure and use that old and we'll
tried remedy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup. for children teething. It soothes
the child. softens the gums, allays all
pain. cures wind collie and is the best
remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty-Five
cents bottle.
IT Is THE BEST OF ALL
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1905-01-07
Died of Yellow Fever.

partment received a cablegram from
Panama that Mrs. John Saeger, wife
of the private secretary to Chief En-
gineer Wallace of the Panama canal,
died Monday from yellow fever Mr..
and Mrs. Seager were married in this
city a few months ago.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28

when l come into my landed estate
I'll bet nobody will put me out" said
a philosopher after listening to tale
Of woe by friend who had recently
lost his place In the country through
the foreclosure Of a mortgage.
why, didn't know you owned any
real estate"
II don't now, but am very positive
of having some later on. It will be a
very snug retreat, too-absolutely pri-
vate, although In populous neighbor-
hood. There will be several other ad-
vantages too. 1t will be free from
taxes, and I'll be exempt from jury
duty"
isn't that fine. l congratulate you.
Wish | could inherit something like
that. Where Is your placer
THE grave"
The other man said nothing further
about the injustice Of foreclosing mort
gages.-New York Herald.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28

In the animal kingdom the birds
seem to be really the class most highly
favoped by nature. Though they are
not placed near the summit OF the line
of evolution. their ability to fly marks
them Off az having some advantages
over nearly all the mammalia. Their
mysterious power Of changing their
polarity or weight In order to dive in
water or soar IN air has been often
discussed. and the almost incredible
velocity Of their motion when mfgrat-
ing, sometimes amounting to four
miles a minute for vast distances. has
no parallel among other animals. In
addition, experiments with carrier
pigeons at night demonstrated beyond
doubt that these birds at least possess
highly developed sense of direction
New Century Path.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28
keith's Boston Theatre.

PROFESSIONALLY the strongest and best
balanced vaudeville program of the en-
tire summer season is bulletined from
Keith's for the week of July "a. Con-
spicuous on the program will be Maud
Harrison, one of the recruits from the
Legitimate, and company, in a one-act
comedy sketch, 1.-The Lady Across the
Hall; Paul Valadon, who will present
a series of original magical problems, in
Guiding the latest mystery, The Drum
That Can't Be Beaten; the William and
Walker Glee Club, an organization con-
sisting of fifteen colored vocalists, which
was one of the big features of Williams
and Walkers "In Dahomey" last season.
Other entertainers on the big program
will be Elmer TenleY, clever monologue
comedian, and the Four Livingstons,
skillful acrobats and tumblers; Harry
and Halvers, comedians, acrobats and
dancers; Hedrix and Prescott, vocalists
and dancers; Grace Leonard, "The
Modern Vesta Tilley" and Arminta and
Burke, skillful trapeze artists and hori.
zontal ladder experts. The Fadettes will
make an entire change of selections and
a complete new list of motion pictures
will be exhibited in the kinetograph.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28

The blade of a digging hoe was sup
ported horizontally ON two bricks and q
fire kindled on the ground beneath it.
On the middle of the hoe was put a
small heap of the seeds of a red fruited
variety of eggplant, and over this was
inverted the half Of a cocoanut shell
having hole in the top. A piece of
bamboo was stuck on to the shell over
the hole by a lump OF clay. AS vapor
issued from the bamboo tube the pa
tent inhaled this by placing his lips
to the top. Then he spat into bucket
Of water, and then again inhaled the
vapor. After a quarter hours treat
ment the patient and friend said they
could see the "toothache worm" In the
water.
And here's a modern Chinese recipe
for painless extraction"
Cook well the bones of a rat, pull
verize and apply to tooth. If 1t Is fore
ordained that the tooth Is to come out
this will bring It; If not, it will become
more firmly fixed than ever.-Sumatra
Straits Budget.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28

Mathematical readers will be inter
ested in the following quotations from
Robert Recorde, who introduced the
sign Of equality into algebra. Recorde
was the first English author who wrote
on the subject of algebra. In his
treatise called milestone of Witte, II
published about 1867, he says: "TC
avoide the tediouse repetition of these
words, ls equalle to, will settle, as !
doe often In worke use. a paire OF
parallel lines OF one lengthe. thus: -
because no 2 thynges can be more
equalle."
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28
RngIish with . French Polish.


There are disadvantages attached to
wealth when one was not born to it or
Is slow in getting used to It, One that
Mr.. Quidsby found, says London An
swers, was that the chef always sent
up the menu written in his own Ian
guage. French, to which the master Of
the household was a stranger.
II should like to know what I'm eat
ing for once, NJ. Alphonse," said Mr..
Quidsby to his chef on one occasion
Let us have the menu in English to-
day"
"Oui, monsieur" was the reply. at
ees YER difficile, but l veel do it SO II
you veel gif me re dictionnaire."
A small but select party came to din
ner that evening and were met with
the following bill of fare:
Soup at the tail of the calf.
Salmon In curl papers.
Chest OF mutton to the little peas.
Potatoes Jumped.
Ducks savage at sharp sauce.
Charlotte at the apples.
Turkey at the devil.
Fruits variegated.
Quidsby and Mrs. Quidsby agreed
afterward that they had never presd-
ed over more hilarious dinner party.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28
INDIGESTION CURED.

There Is no case of indigestion, dyspepsia
or stomach trouble that will not yield to the
digestive ana strengthening influence OF
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. This remedy takes
the strain of the stomach by digesting what
you eat ana allowing it to rest until it grows
strong again. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure affords
quick and permanent relief from indigestion
and all stomach troubles, builds up the sys'
tenn and so purifes that disease cannot attack
and gain a foothold as when in a weakened
condition. Sold by South Side Drug Store,
Bristol NJ. X. Burt, Middlebury.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28
August Magazines.

The National Magazine for August
carries, in addition to its regular table of
contents, forty pages of brisk text and
attractive pictures under the general
title, "Portland's Fair and the Great
Northwest" by, Joe Mitchell Chapple.
The cover design further carries out the
idea of a Lewis and Clark number, and
Edna Dean Proctor brings the final
artistic touch to this feature of the
magazine in her brilliant story-peom,
"Sacagawea," celebrating the glory of
the Indian girl who led the explorers
across the Great Divide to the Pacific.
Poultney Bigelow writes merrily of his
experiences in the recent ocean yacht
race; Dallas Lore Sharp and Ernest Nc
Gafey contribute out of door sketches
Robert McCaw tells the thrilling story of
his experiences as prisoner of DeWet
Charles Warren Stoddard contributes
another of his always charming character
studies, Gail Hamilton's Single Blessed
ness; and Yone Noguchi informs us
concerning Modern Japanese Writers
and their Reading Public"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28

This year Every body's has had unpre-
issue Especial Fiction Number" Its
most conspicuous feature is Robert W.
Chambers admirable love story, 1.-The
Ghost of Chance perhaps the best story
of the season. In the second of his series
of powerful New Zealand stories, In
the Farthest Sea- G. B. Lancaster well
sustains his reputation as '"the new Kip
ling" In their different excellent
fashions Mary Stewart Cutting and Har-
vey j. O'Higgins contribute stories of
profoundly moving sentiment-stories of
real people of today; THE Heritage"
and 1.-The Honeymoon Flat" Joseph C.
Lincoln, the popular writer of sea-stories,
has characteristic tale, 1.-THE Simplicity
of It.; 1.-The Captain" is an excellent
story by Macmillan Foster; and Kathryn
Jarboe has an entertaining story, RIGGS
Circus" There is a strong timeliness in
Hartley Davis's illustrated article, "In
Vaudeville" and the final instament of
Miss Martha Bensley's Experiences of a
Nursery Governess' completes the issue
On September l the subscription price
per year of the magazine will be raised
to $1.50. From the beginning Every.
body's has followed the policy of dealing
with the news-dealers-who make the
majority of its sales--to their best advan
tage. This change, which the news
dealers have regarded as their due, ha,
therefore been made at the earliest pos
sibe moment.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28

Look at me" exclaimed the leading
lawyer warmly. II never took a drop
of medicine in my life, and I'm as
strong as any two of your patients put
together"
well, that's nothing" retorted the
physician. II never went to law in
my life, and I'm as rich as any two
dozen of your clients put together"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28
Comforting Comparison.

Don't you feel foolish peddling
these nonsensical toysr asked the
man OF severe ideals.
YES" answered the street fakir, 1T
feel rather foolish. But what do you
think OF the people who buy emp
Washington Star.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1905-07-28

The people who are most eager TO
share their troubles are usually those
who are most stlngy with their good
luck.-Philadelphia Record.