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The Washington times., 1905-08-06

''N .. sa ne ct Ss 4 = -sis ,5 h.
thread from her lace
sleeve
81 heard SO" said young Ives. drop
ping his hat. and muding i. as hn tried
TO catch it. .'and l came around "a wish
you a pleasant voyage"
''Of course you heard it. said Ho-
noria coldly sweet, ''since We have had
no opportunity of informing you our
selves
Ives looked at her pleadingly, but with
little hope.
Outside in the street a high-pitched
voice chanted, not unmusically, a COM
mercial gamut of ''Cand-ee-ee-ee-s! Nice.
fresh cand-ee-ec-eest 80
ITS our old candy man." said Ho-
noria. leaning out the window. and beck
oning II want some of his motto kisses.
There's nothing in the Broadway shops
half so good"
The candy man stopped his pushcart
in front of the old mansion avenue
house. He had a holiday and festival
air unusual TO street peddlers- His tic
was new and bright red, and a horse
shoe pin. almost Iife-size. glittered speci-
ously from its folds His brown. thin
face was crinkled into a semi-foolish
smile. Striped cuffs with dog-head but
tons covered the tan on his wrists.
'I do believe he's going TO get mar
ried,'' said Honoria. pityingly- I pever
saw him taken that way before, And
today is the first time in months that
he has cried his wares. I am sure. ''
Ives threw a coin to the sidewalk. The
candy man knows his customers. He
filled a paper bag, climbed the old-fash-
toned stoop and handed it In.
II remember said Ives.
Wait said Honorta
She took small portfolio from the
drawer OF a writing desk and from the
portfolio slip of fimsy paper one
quarter of an inch by two inches in
size.
This" said Honoria, infiexibly. was
wrapped around the first one we open
ed"
1T was a year ago" apologized Ives,
as he held out his hand for it, and the
poetry OF candy kisses is
As long as skies above are blue
To you, my love, 1 will be true.
This he read from the slip of fimsy
paper.
I'VE were to have sailed a fortnight
ago" said Honoria. gossipingiy. 1t has
been such warm summer. The town is
quite deserted. There Is nowhere TO go
Yet I am told that one or two Of the
roof gardens are amusing. The singing
and dancing-on one or two seem Il
have met with approval" Ives did no
vince. When you are IN the ring you are
not surprised when your adversary tap
you on the ribs.
II followed the candy man tina
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The Other Passengers Butted in.

Fragments of Bottles We're Grouped
Carlessly about a spot of Brownish Vel
low that bore the Tell-tale Tint of jump
sons Juvenile Juice COllabOrated with
the By-product of Common Cow
The Carpet was Red. and aside from
other Annoying Features of the case, the
Color Scheme was bad
The people in the Cabin all sat and
looked Sweet sympathy. intermingled
with Profound Shock. To help Matters,
they said: Poor Baby! Is! rs. Isl
making that Plying Noise that re-
sembles the Sound of Man with a Mus
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7 HATE to Tell it. but il may Com
fort some other Male Being who has
been up against u Similar PROPOSE
tfion.
Now, 7 am one of Two Joint Proprie-
tors of a fine specimen of Kiddus Ful-
garis, of Common Child.
I speak without the consent of the
other Joint Proprietor in making this
Statement.
She thinks it is not a Common Child.
and so 90 L
am simply trying to take an I'm
partial, Broad-minded view such as the
World takes of such Matters.
The child is Uproariously Healthy,
with Lungs like those with which a
Blacksmith Bellows. and with an in
satiable Appetite
She eats everything she can Reach.
After partaking of a large Bottle of
Jimpson's Juvenile Juice or other Ap-
proved AdoIescent Appetizer. she al
ways. unless restrained violently, takes
a Bib or PiIow-case for Desert.
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Too Bright to Live.

However. the Plans of Providence
never included q Mother who would be-
lieve her Infant was Strong and Rugged.
Friends of a Young Mother who want 10
Work the Aforesaid Y Nj. for favors Of
various sorts, invariably Manage 10 Con-
vince her that the Child is Too Bright
20 Live. They say, in flushed and
Rapturous Tones:
Il never saw Anything Ike it In All
my life. Why, you'll never RAISE
herr"
Well. some OF these Willing Workers
had been Buzzing 10 my Babys Mother
until she had begun to be Really Uneasy.
They had told her;
You can't keep the baby Healthy
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And that was a Good While.
By the time she was Through [ had
Retracted my Acceptance of the old
her.
For IAN a Nervous Person who
breaches Optimism ard SmiIe-On 10 9TH
er people. but Seldom Practice it in Pri-
vate Life.
But the lady had Gone.
Before we Reached the Boat the baby
was showing Symptoms of Sunstroke
and 1 had Both Handkerchiefs. thor
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unless You take Boat Trips with her
She ought TO be taken to Muddville-
or-the- Marsh. The Boats run there in
the Afternoon and You can go as well
as Not. The Fresh Air will do her
Good
When the Distressed Mother had told
me this and had cried because laughed
at the idea of our Husky Youth need
ing anything but More Food or a Check
on her Appetite. We Planned for a
Boat Trip.
Really, I didn't mind the Trip 1t
was the Object only that Amused me.
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Women Got Excited.

Then the good Women In the Cabin
Clustered around and began Buzzing.
Talk about Mems Pockets! They're
nothing TO the Grips women Garry, fer
Oddly Of Contents
IN eleven minutes by the Clock, and
Hundred Years by my Feelings, those
Helpful Souls had my Wife almost Hid
den behind a Barricade of Bottles of
GarIick's Saited MIX, Beagle Drank Re
duced Milk. Smiths Improved Nearmick,
Afearone' s LOwrated TaIk'em Powder
and other Things that were or Re
sembled Babyfood
}ykat al those Won1ei-some of them
oirste-s-Meant by Carrying Drug
stores about in their Portemonnaies is
more than I can Guess.
With Iessening Soos nv Wife told
them that she had Tried every one OF
the Things they had Offered, and that
none of them Agreed with Baby.
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Il was 10 be Jlmpson's Juvenile Juice
or Famine.
Finally I went below into the Base
ment OF the Boat and hired a Coon, for
only Twenty-Five Cents, to warm the
remaining Bottle and agree to Heat
some Water few hours Later Sweeten
1t and thus Fight off Starvation until
we Returned.
The Captain had Informed me, in An
sweT 10 Queries of q Somewhat Excited
Nature. that the only way to get back
Across the Eighteen miles OF Water
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tache, drinking Coffee at a Lunch
Counter while the Conductor Of his
Train yeIls, "All Aboard
NV Wife ArtiCulated:
"S-six whole hours for B-b-b-baby to
go on just one B-b-b-botue! The p-p-p-
poor little thing will st-st-st-starve!
And the candidate for Starvation
Gurgled Joyfully as she opened her
Mouth and Deposited a Sample of the
last Previous Bottle on her Mothers
white lace Shoulder.
What could l say2
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Minutes before Starting Time. when We
had only time to Run the Four Blocks
intervening and get the last Chairs
without Backs III the Glaring Sun.
Baby had been giving the Banshee
Cry at intervals of two Seconds during
the Festivities.
The Joke didn't make Hit with any
of us. Particularly not with Me. as
hadn't intended 1t at All
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Carried Lunch Box Upside Down.

The Older Child had dropped her White
Wrap and let the car Run over 1t. and
was Carrying the Lunch Box upside
Down until Discovered and Remon-
strated With
Also 1t was noted that she had Ne
elected washing anything more Extend
ed than a Blaze IN her Face, while the
Trans AuricIe regions were lying Failow
with the Forenoon's Encrusting of street
Dust and Perspiration.
These things add Merriment to a Trip.
My Wife had forgotten the Baby 5
Comforter and bottle OF Sweetened
Water with the Slow Nipple
My part of the Afternoons Practical
Joking was to take them to the Wrong
Pier and keep them there until five
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ried my Icy Form into the Presence of
the Great Grief.
There sat my Wife. holding the BABY
Close and Sobbing at rate to make
the Death Valley Miners Coyote Spe-
ciaI seem like Molasses in January at
Nome City.
The tears fell Twinkling like Stars
into the Milky Way that lay on the
Floor
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Gradually MademoiseHe began 10 no
tice the candyman stepping to mop his
brow and cool himself beneath her win
dow. In the hands OF her maids she
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was deprived for the time of her voca-
tion-the charming and binding 10 her
chariot of man To lose time was dis
Eleasing 80 MademoiselIe. Here was
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oughly saturated with Jinpson's, dry
ing on the Guard-Tai
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previous to the Return of the Boat, was
to Walk.
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/ said il.
IT was Plain, Inaudible, Intangible
Nothing.
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MUST HAVE A DAILY SHOCK.

Copyright, 1865. by $. S. Ctine.)
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kkx Pc sail at in the morning
n I on the Celtic, said Ho-
v v noria, DIucking loose
thread from her lace
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05

Miss Mildred Lee, the youngest
daughter of Gen. Root. f.. Lee, died
in New Orleans Monday night. Miss
Lee was one of the most cultured and
accomplished ladies of her time and
inherited many of the splendid traits
of her distinguished ancestry.
The planters and merchants of
Baldwin have organized . bank,
which will be known as the Bank of
Baldwin.
Rudolph Krsuse, w. H. Msnsgsn,
and Arthur Wachsen have purchased
the Perkins 4 Miller lumber plant at
Lake Charles.
DR.. Beverly Warner, who went TO .
Philadelphia church recently. has
resigned and will return to New
Orleans.
The State, weekly paper Of Baton
Rouge, became IN afternoon daily
yesterday.
A large number of cattle and horses
have died in Bossier parish, caused
by Buffalo gnats and IN unknown dis
ease resembling pneumonia.
The sales of rice st Crowley show 4
good average, being 9. 100 pockets for
each business day Of The year.
A five-mill tax for ten years has
been voted in West Carroll parish in
aid Of the Alexandra. Bayou Macon
and Greenville road.
A municipal election will be held in
Jennings, April 10. A proposition to
vote 90, 900 for the construction of Z
school building will also be submitted
ct the election.
The fund for the new Senses hos.
pitxl in New Orleans now amounts X
go, 900. The estimated cost Is $50,
600.
A mass meeting was held last weel
in. Abbeville to discuss the proposes
issue Of eA5, 900 bonds 10 aid Of /
system 81 mdnicipfl watefworls q
sewerage. It is believed the propo
sition will carry by large majority
The Lloyd Prater Grocery Co., o
Lake Charles, has increased IL
capital stock to @75, 600.
The Lake Arthur Commercial Clul
was organized Mar. .. The object
are to look after the general Interests
of the town and especially to in
duce the investment of outside capita
there.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05
GEOGRAPHY CONTEST
Between Pupils Of Scott School
and High School Proves q
8 Draw. Five Hundred
People Present.


AT 7:89 o'clock last Friday
MOrvants ball at Scott was filled
to OvernOwing with people from
nearly a4 parts OF the parish.
and the number 10 estimated to
have been something like five
hundred. All were waiting
anxiously for the beginning OF
the contest in geography that
was to take place between three
nth and three sixth grade pupils
from lafayette and q like number
from the Scott school. At eight
the contest. conducted by L. j.
Alleman. began, and lasted for
more than On hour. The ques-
tons were limited to the United
States In general, the State of
Louisiana, and the parish of
Lafayette, and were questions
that tested more the reasoning
powers OF the children than the
memory. and was an indication
- to how geography should be
taught in all the schools by all
the teachers.
The people were = enthusias'
tic - It It had been q political in.
stead OF > school meeting. and the
children contesting were equally
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05
General Hews.

New York Republicans make no
concealment of their disgust at the
result of the appointment of William
H. Anderson, the negro politician, as
collector of internal revenue at New
York. They are strong for the rights
of the negro in theory, but not 50 en-
thusastic when brought to close quart
ers with him.
The efforts of the Department of
Agriculture to exterminate tho boil
weevil by bringing the Efforts OF
Guatemalan ants to bear against
the pests are failures, as nearly sll
the ant colonies transplanted In
Texas soil are dead.
A special cable to the New York
Sun says that the confusion In sli
government departments is owing to
the Cars ten weeks seclusiOn at
Tsarkoe-Sel0 and also to the fact
that it is becoming increasingly diff
ficult for the Emperor to give sustain
ed attention to any subject. This
mental trouble is ascribed to the
effects of q blow administered him
during . visit to Japan by . fanatic
fifteen years ago.
The internal situation in Russia
il reported as daily becoming worse.
Riots, disturbances and revolutionary
spirit exists in various parts of the
empire. Conditions in Warsaw are
very serious. A popular uprising Is
predicted for the first of May.
The Simplon tunnel connecting
Switzerland and Italy, and the long
est tunnel IN the world, was opened
Sunday with imposing ceremonies.
A heavy. storm accompanied by
snow ragged over Colorado for .
hours, subsiding Sunday.
The reports Of probable peace ne
gotiations between Russia and Japan
continue and alsoshe denials. Mean
ftime Oyams is ssid to b endesvoring
1Wns1E HsS. ,Linevitch. s:.-sses.
Rojestvensky's neet Is said 70 b
proceeding eastward, but under re-
duced speed owing to the fouling OF
bottoms by barnacles.
E. J. Breckon, Of Manchester, Iowa,
has purchased 1880 acres Of pine lands
in Southeast Mississippi on which he
1expects to locate Northern farmers.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05
School Entertainment.

The town public schools will
give an entertainment on the new
school lot, corner Main and JET,
ferson streets, Friday, April 28
to raise money to pay of sdame
debts owing.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05

; Ladies' will find our beautiful
line of dress fabrics very attract
i've. We have an unusually hand
some line of trimmings. Levy
Bros.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES.

For Mayor.
G. o. MOUTON.
For City Councilmen.
SIMEON BEGNEAUD,
o. B. HOPKINS,
A. r. TRAHAN,
p. KRAUSS,
C. D. BOUDREAUX,
F. E GIRARD.
G.. A. MARTIN.
For Town Constable.
A. EDWIN CHARGO1S.
For Town Tax Collector.
A. J. LEBLANC,
For Town Clerk.
J. p. COLOMB.
For Treasurer Town Council.
A. T. CAILLOUET.
For Town Jailer.
ABRAHAM HIRSCH.
For Members Democratic Execu
tive Committee.
FELIX e. VOORHEES,.
VIM. CAMPBELL,
A. e. MOUTON,
RAOUL PELLERIN,
ALFRED HEBERT.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05

Groceries.-Every intelligent
housewife win appreciate our
groceries. We have solved the
problem Of catering to the wants
Of those who appreciate good
hings.-MOrgan 4 Debaillon.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05
Change in Firm.

J. w. Beeler has withdrawn
from the firm of Moore 4 Beeler,
photographers, and the business
will be conducted by Mr.. Moore.
who guarantees to the public the
same high class work for which
the firm has always been known.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05
Completed.

Lafayette street from VermiliOn
to South Main has been widened
and the concrete walks on both
sides have been completed.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05

sard, Ella Daniels, Selemene
Boudreaux, Alice Daniels, Fanny
MOrvant.
On the 28th of this month the
Public Schools are to give an en-.
tertainment on the School
Grounds, and all the people who
ere interested in the welfare of
the children of this town are
cordially invited. Tell your
neighbor about it and then re-
mind hiw Of i again pretty soon.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1905-04-05

Don't forget to ring up Bunt
during Lent for oysters and fish.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-31
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AdamSOn-COChran.

On Monday evening at s 80 o'clock
Miss Cochran, of this city. and Mr..
Joseph x. Adamson, of San Francisco,
we're united in marriage, ~ the home OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Cloud, 104 Sonth
X street, Rev. Charles McDermoth off.
ciatng.
Miss Cochran has been a nurse in st.
Joseph's hospital, and Mr.. Adamson is
purser on the steamer Norwood. plying
between Aberdeen and California ports.
The ceremony was witnessed only by
the members Of the family and Captain
J Martin. of the Norwood, who acted as
best man, Miss Rhcda Cochran, a sister
OF the b'ide, acting as bridesmaid. Fol-
lowing the ceremony, Mrs. Cloud. as
hostess, served an elegant wedding sup.
per, and it was well towards midnight
when the party broke up.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adamson started for San
Diego and San Francisco Tuesday morn
ing. and expect to return to Aberdeen in
about three weeks, where they will
make their home
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-31

Billy Buster is at the corner of Market
and u streets.
Button - Button Button Bitton-
Where? Jeff's. If
The boys around town have been hunt.
ing for Btlv Buster.
Dr.. Il. +. Oh ,mberlain. Rooms s. 9
and 10, Dabney Block. If
Souvenir postal cards fourteen Aber.
deem views. Evans Drug Co. If
Mrs. w. J. TAFT of Tacoma, is the
guest of her sister, Mrs. A. W. Plympton
Of this city.
Call at the "Home of the stylish hat"
for newest fads and fances in early ia l
millinery. 1t
The Order Of Pendo will give one of
their popular social dances in Springer
hall, September 2, to which all will he
made welcome. The usual 25 cents will
be charged for guests. Ladies free. Ice
cream will be served during the evening
for 10 cents.
Pretty soon G street from Market to
Heron street will be among the best in
Aberdeen. Ii the property owners would
now cover The plank with a phalt to
keep them from brushing, it wonld be a
numhnr of years before the street would
need repairing.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-31
Norris E. Garfield Buried.

Morris E. Garfield, 9l6 Stewart street,
while working on the new Office of Will
son Bros, Tuesday, fell from the staging
At II a M, striking on his head, and
breaking his arm and jaw. He was re-
moved to the Grays Harbor hospital, and
remained uncon scious until 2:30 p. M,
when he passed away.
Deceased was born in Chautauqua
county, New York. June %, 1855. On
March l3, 1875. he WAS married to Miss
Wyman, who with the four children,
Mrs. Inez Little, Acron, COL, Mrs. Grace
Little, and Russell and Grace Garfield,
OF this city, survive him.
Mr.. Garfield had been member OF the
Order of Maccabees, Odd Fellows and
Carpenters Union, although it is under.
stood he receives no benefits from the
first two. The three orders have repre-
sentatves at the funeral this afternoon
at the M. E. church, the Rev. w. F..
Thompson conducting the services
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1905-08-31

De sure 10 YET Il buttOn. Jtu u
DR.. Smith, Osteopath, rs P. o. block.
The latest magazines. Evans Dug Co.
Miss Rose Davies. of Montesano, is
the guest of Mss Ella Fox.
! pair Of shoes free at Jef's. Boys and
girls ask for Button. tt
A. A Brauer is at the Grays Harbor
hospital being treated for rheumatism.
/ Girl wanted to assist in housekeeping
ago East Second street, corner Of F.
Pool table and outfit for sale cheap.
Inquire at the HERALD Office. l0J.1m
Guy Halferty left for Portland thi.
morning, where ne will meet Mrs. Hal
ferry.
Walk on air. Our Tenderfoot powder
enables You TO forget your feet. 25c at
Evans Drug Co. II
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. p. Dudley and Claude
Rawlings who il their guest, returne /
from an OUT at Cohassett Tuesday.
Mrs. Solomon Metcalf, of Montesano.
who has been the guest of Nr. and Mrs
w. B. Fetterman returned to her home
this morning.
Miss Helga Anderson left for Grove
yesterday. to get ready for her work as
teacher in that district. The school
commences next Tue day.
| The Review Club were entertained at
the home of Mrs. tanning Tuesday. In
the absence OF Mrs. Lanning who is in
Portland, Mrs. John Clune acted as
hostess.
! Mr.. and Mrs A. p. Johnson, Of San
Francisco, who have been the guests Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Wilson, left on TIE
steamer Lindauer for their home this
morning.
The B. Y. P. w. OF the Baptist church
will give an ice cream social at the
church Friday evening lee cream and
cake for Is cents. A musical and liter.
airy program will be given. Mabel and
Ethel Hendricks will play the violin.
Manager J. M. Read, is again adding
to the convenience of tee Boston store.
His latest is gallary on the north side
of the room which will be utilized not
only for spare stock but also as place
to show special samples.
The Rev. B. F. Kroese, the newly
elected president of Whitworth college
Tacoma will speak in the Presbyterian
church next Sund,v evening at 1880
Eo'clock. He come under the tongue Of
good report as a public speaker and
preacher. t~4
Mr.. and Mrs. H. w. Swift, OF Fresno,
CAL, were the guests Of Mr.. and NJ g. A..
H. Farnam tl,is wsels. Mr.. Swift is one
of the largest stockholders in the Fresno
Lumber company. one Of the largest in
California, and his visit to the Harbor
has opened his eyes to the natural ad.
vantages of Abtr cen.
The trustees Of the city library petit
toned the city council for permission to
use the la room in the city hall, de.
signed for the court room Of the police
Judge, as a 9 ty library and reading room.
The present quart RS are not sufficient
for the rapidly growing library. and at
present there is no place for museum.
AS several cit y ms have valuable speci.
mems which they are ready to donate to
to the city as soon az a suitable place is
secured, the trustees ire anxious to move
/ into perma nent quarters.