New-York tribune., 1905-01-18
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Housewives what's what
bet had Ladies xSsy Thsn Of s r01be %h S enG fePy,
When the sun is shadow and day is as night.
When everything's wrong and when nothing IS
Don't sit down and weep at your pitiful lot.
But send off at once for The Housewives What's
Ps 4PS hnit. thps mqy y3g end g5osF 5 eb as %
For here you Will find all the woes that exist
Deep Wrinkles which hasfenE1nirabile dictu-
To smooth from your brow all those lines which
aflict you.
You al have nothing to DO but to look under A.
Is Butterscotch wanted or Black currant tear
Under c you win md in this wonderful book
How to blow out a Candle or blow up Cook;
Under D there are hints for the feminine sex
On the checking of Draughts and the Drafting of
cheques
While eating one is astonshed to
Included with Everything Else under F.
And how to behave when a Gentleman Gares
foninn 1ef ISLANDS, Jute JeIies H ana Jams
KaIe Ketchup and kidneys. Kid gloves. Keys and
Lamps Loipops, Lard and insurance of Lives
Under Medicine you'll @ find @ mythoogieaI ,sa lore
For though it G wOSld doG9tess s 0GsuT o to most men
I think 1t unlikely that many will know
That thee, Father Of Medicine: who lived long ago.
Was called "Ossenlapius'-(see under o..
Next we learn about Painters, Pots Parrots and
ouinine. Quinquageglma Sunday and ouans.
Rails,
How to brander Steak, cut Skirt shop, at Sales,
Make Tart. wear Train, or concoct little Tales.
The nature Of Vinegar, yermin and Wells,
Warts, Waterproofs, Whiskey, Welsh rabbits and
Whales.
THE Green Bag" tells this story:
Your honor" observed Mr.. Bailey. my
fortunate CLIENT
There tho court is with you" gently interrupted
the judge, with grim smile.
And the future Senator from Texas lost his case.
Tn going TO endow one of the universities said
me Char Of 5at nscd ID his fPend
Well don't know what you'd call it for short,
teach graduates how TO get a job."-(Brooklyn
Life
The new woman. It Is said. has reached Japan
and "the little women. garted in gay kmonos are
being Influenced by the strenuous spirit OF West
ernism creeping in. and going to clubs plung-
ing into modern movements for the welfare of
everybody, except their families at
least. says DR.. Jamel Kin lady of far Cathay.
who has been lecturing in Buffalo The fact
moreover that Chinese woman has taken the
platform in America 70 tell of what American
women doing in Japan shows that the Orient
knows how to revenge itself for the Westernism
that is disturbing what used to be called
the unchanging East
In After YeaFs-Gld Eogy Fashegm4Iy father
horses. theatre parties. late dinners and the Ike
family than you did.-(Chicago News.
A Rochelle man thinks his custom OF taking
icy baths in Echo Bay has saved him from con-
sumption. Perhaps. but should It come to a choice
between consumption and taking a daily bath
among ice foes good many people would take
their chances with consumption.
Difficult. Indeed.-Old Friends your part very
difficult play2
meal day and playing the role OF with the
gout,-(Detroit Free Press
If there is still any one In the United States
who has not seen the stage production of Uncle
Toms Cabin. ne or she would do well to improve
the next occasion when II comes to the village
town hall An Iowa reformer Is after the show
and wants to reform IT off the earth The contract
is big one but the bigger the contract the better
II pleases crank
Domestic economists, don't let II trouble ,o,I
II you find that the list ends abruptly al "
For really but little remains TO he said
BY the time YOU are landed at Y, and
-Purch.
The great Halifax dockyard. established one hun
dred and fifty years ago. is be abandoned nv
the British Admiralty. its closing with only a
weeks notice threw three hundred men out or
employment The chief for the closing
were the expense its payroll amounting TO $50 Oo0
a year. and the fact that. in the opinion OF tie
Admiralty Board. its maintenance was no LONGER
necessary in the new scheme of imperial defence
you at the lecture on the Simple Life
Mrs. CatteFson-Why no. I had no idea II wa.
goins to be such a swell affair.-( -(Brooklyn Life.