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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

A New York business man has had
his tongue removed in order to save
his life. But suppose, in addition to
everything else, he had been a wo-
man!
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

The New York woman who agreed
to give $1,000 volume for the works
Of the late Charles Dickens must have
overlooked the fact that the novelist
wrote several of them after he was
40 years old.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30
gecond the Motion.

So far his testimony warrants the
belief that any time he would like to
have an IN" placed after the last let
ter of his name, Senator Shoots re-
quest will be cheerfully granted.-Chi-
cago Inter Ocean.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30
The First Plano.

A Boston man has the first Amerl-
can piano. Boston ought to worship
an instrument that has never had rag
time played on it, and that has never
been hitched tandem in front of a me-
chanical player.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Flowers will not be allowed in the
senate chamber any more, the sena-
tors doubtless feeling they are sweet
scented enough as 1t is.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30
His Excuse.

Mrs. Caudle-What excuse have you
for coming home so late?
Mr.. C.-M'dear, l had an exshellent
one when l left the club, but l fancy
must have lost 1t getting out Of the
cab
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Some recent portraits of John D.
Rockefeller bear out the general i'm
preston that personal comeliness is
lot the octopus strong point.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Talking NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and Edi-
son are the best; cash or payments, 81
weekly. Write to-day. JENKINS MUSIC
CO., KANSAS CITY, MO. 10000 records in
stock, Mention this paper.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Incidentally, would it not be a good
idea for the Philadelphians to put in
a few minutes praying for them
selves?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Wanted-Representative in every
community. Money.making home bus
mess. Any one can do it. Find out
what 1t Is. Send address. M. A.
Donohue & Co., Chicago.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Through some strange oversight no
college professor has taken a fall out
of the wicked bachelors for a whole
week.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

According to old records found in
Genoa, it cost $1,000 to discover Amer
lea. And the money was certainly
well spent.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinlne Tablets. All drug
gists refund the money II II fails to cure. L. W.
Groves signature Is on each box. 25c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

II Napoleon we're alive to-day, he
might remark: Through the Simp-
lon tunnel lies Italy!"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

A man is very apt to complain Of
the ingratitude Of those who have ris-
en- far above him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Wall street has had another slump,
but the visible supply of lambs wool
has not been materially reduced.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Sometimes as a woman grows old
er she becomes less dressy and more
bossy.-Puck.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

The report that John L. Sullivan
has lost his voice probably originated
in the old proverb that money talks"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

DR.. Loeb predicts an era Of ma
chine made babies" Why not? Look
at our statesmen.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

To keep lemons fresh long time
invert over them a glass dish that fits
closely.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Lemon juice and salt will remove
iron rust.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

The less polish man has the more
reflections he is apt to cast.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

A jackknife in the hands Of a boy
is almost as dangerous as jackpot in
the hands Of man.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Catarrh of the Bladder and Kidney Trouble
absolutely cured by DR.. David Kennedy'h Favorit0
Remedy. World famous for over 80 years o. a bottle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Mrs. windows Soothing Syrup.
For children tsethng softens the gums, reduces IN
nammAton allays palm cures wind colo. Csc bottA.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

All Up-to-Date Housekeepers
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be-
cause 1t is better, and OF. more Of It
for same money.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

A man is compelled to lie to wom-
an occasionally If he would retain her
friendship.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

It's whisky strait for the topper
who hasn't got the price.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Although Of peasant extraction Os-
car ii. of Sweden has for so many
years been the most imposing and ma
jestic-looking figure among the sover-
eigns of the Old World that the news
OF his having been forced by illness
and old age to surrender his scepter
to Ills eldest son and to step down
from the throne as incapable of full
filing any longer the onerous duties
Of rulership will be received with a
feeling Of regret even in this country,
Where popular sentiment Is so aveIse
to monarchioal forms of government.
Oscar was until a few months ago
superb specimen of manhood, tower
ing head and shoulders over every
other king and emperor in Europe
with the exception of Leopold of Bel
GUM, while his wonderfully varied
gifts and talents, his unusual culture
and his singularly sunny disposition
Impaired to his manner an extraordi-
nary charm and fascination that made
themselves felt to all those who had
the privilege of approaching him.
Indeed, for those who believe in the
advantages of blue blood and Of an
cient lineage 1t was difficult to realize
that this grand-looking prince, so tru-
ly kirgly in appearance and yet with
al so simple and so democratic in his
ways, was the grandson of Pyre-
mean peasant and the gr5at-grandson
on the distaff side of l. Marseilles
shopkeeper.
The Swedish DyAnsty.
There are few stories more roman
tic than that of the prevent Swedish
dynasty. Gustavus w., the last mon
arch but one of the House of Vasa,
was brought to the throne at the
early age of IA by the assassination
Of his father in that very palace at
Stockholm where Oscar a few days
ago turned over the reins of govern
ment to his eldest son.
Gustavus w. proved a most unsat-
lsfactory ruler, and in 1909 was de-
posed by means of military pronun-
ciamento, forced to sign his abdica-
ton after a most dramatic hand.to-
hand struggle with General Alder.
kreutz and the officers implicated in
the conspiracy and was then ban
ished, along with his consort and his
children, his uncle taking his place
on the throne as Charles XIII. The
latter being childless and an admirer
OF France and of Napoleon, selected
the French Field Marshal Bernadotte,
who had been born as a peasant near
Pau and who had risen from the
ranks, to become his heir, induced the
national Diet at Stockholm to ratify
his choice and established him In the
Swedish capital as Crown Prince.
Bernadotte, who took the name of
Charles John, soon made himself the
real ruler Of the kingdom, associat-
ing himself heartily with his adopted
land, and in 1918, when Napoleon's
star began to wane, joined the powers
which were striving to crush the en-
peror. His services in bringing about
the latter's overthrow caused the
Congress of Vienna to leave him UNI
disturbed in the place which he had
attained at Stockholm, and in 1918,
on the death Of Charles Kill, the last
of the Vasa line of kings he assembled
the throne under the title of Charles
XIV, his wife, Desiree, daughter of
the Marseilles stockbroker Clary and
grand-child of Marseilles shopkeep-
err, becoming Queen of Sweden and
Norway.
Napoleon Tilted Her.
Ouaan naeirao ~ NAV 10 .llz1
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Archie-Yes; she said that when
one got better acquainted with you one
found you were not half as big fool
as you appeared to be.-Chicago Trib-
una
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Who would not rather be a victim
Of prosperity than Of adversely?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30
curlous Recelpt for Pew Rent.

Mrs. Frank Bingham Of Bristol, N.
a., has a printed receipt, Oct. 20,
1927, for the sale Of zone pew situat.
I'd in the Congregational meeting
touse in said Bristol, on the floor Of
the same, and numbered 10, at Sc. by
TWO several notes of hard of even
sate herewith; one drawn ,,ayable to
the town of Bristol for "a On demand,
with the interest annually the other
drawn payable to the treasurer of the
First Congregational soci-ty IN Bris-
tol, or order. for 81, in four months,
and interest"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30
Napoleon Tilted Her.

Queen Desiree. 1t may be added,
was at one time betrothed to the first
Emperor Napoleon, who Tilted her,
Her grandson, King Oscar, is the au-
thority for this assertion, and 1t will
be found likewise in the novel which
he published some years ago under
the pen name of 20. Frederick" and
entitled "a Romance of the Times of
Napoleon and of Bernadotte."
Desiree was, according to her
grandson, King Oscar, almost heart
broken when Napoleon abandoned her
for Josephine de Beauharnais, and
never forgave him. For, after indig.
nantly refusing Gen. Junot and Du.
pilot, as we'll as several other suit
ors supported and sponsored by the
emperor. she finally accepted Berna.
dotte, not because she loved him, but
because in her eyes he was the only
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

A good way to rid plants OF lice is
to wash them with soap suds which
have no odor.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

A Doctors generosity usually ends
with the prescribing of large doses.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

DON'T FORGET
large 2-oz package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
cents The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1905-03-30

Not Quite Such a Fool as He Looks.
Cholly-So Miss Tartun loosened up
and said good word about me, did
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
PARIS, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY SEPT 20. 1905.
A Gala Day.

Next Tuesday will be a gala day
with the BOURBON News and every
body connected with it, for on that
day our long expected and much de-
layed illustrated History of Paris and
Bourbon county will be issued from
this Office as a supplement to this
paper. We have receiyed telegram
from the printers that the books will
be shipped us Saturday.
We already have orders for a large
number of extra copies of this book,
and those who desire a copy should
call as early as possible after Tuesday,
as we are afraid the supply will soon
be exhausted.
To all parties who have ordered
copies, we request that you call at
this office or send us the price, which
is 25 cents each, and we will mail
them to you.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Another Small Blaze.

The Fire Department was called out
to extinguish fire at the residence of
Chief of Police Geo. NJ. Hill, on High
street, yesterday afternoon, and after
working under difficulties managed to
get the fire under control. Loss several
hundred dollars, which we understand
is fully covered with insurance.
This was another fire which showed
how the fire department is handi-
capped by not having ladder wagon,
not ladder that would reach to the
roof of a second story house. The
ladders carried by the hose wagon
would not reach to the top of a good
size chicken coop. Wait until we
have big fire, then you will hear
talk about a ladder wagon. ,
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Will Probably Tunnel Vine Street L
g N. Crossing.

Since the several new trains have
been put on the L. & n. railroad it
has been difficult matter to keep the
crossings near the depot clear for the
passage of travellers from the country.
TO avoid this Inconvenience of the
public Supt w. H. Anderson, of the
L. & N, Judge H. G. Smith, of the
County Court. d. G. Parrish, of the
City Council, and Hon. G. M. Clay,
held a consultation in regard to the
matter yesterday. Supt. Anderson
favored tunneling the Vine street
crossing and said that if the gentle
men would get up petitions from the
citizens asking for this, he would
forward them to headquarters and ad-
wise that it be done. The city agreed
to make good street to intersect Win
chester street. This would be of
great convenience to the people who
live on the Winchester pike and it
would also make the distance1down
town nearer Each Of the above
gentlemen are getting many signers
to petitions that the tunnel be made.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
GALA WEEK AND FESTIVAL.
Week Commencing Monday, October
2-The Famous Robinson
Amusement Co.

Within the confines of this great
American continent there cannot be
found any amusement that compares
in grandeur, magnificence or merit
with the vast combination of ex-
hibits which the master mind of Dan
R. Robinson has collated in his great
and strictly moral enterprise. His
genius and experience, added to his
managerial ability has aided him in
carrying out his great aim in life,
which is to have control and manage
for the pubfic's entertainment and
amusement devoid of immortality, one
that would please, amuse, edify al d
instruct its patrons, one undes erving
of censure, an amusement in every
way fitted for the patronage of all
classes of the people.
Many, varied and wonderful, will
be the attractions to be presented
during the week of the Paris Fall
Festival.
Then the music, the delightful melo-
dy of the unrivalled Royal Italian
Band, will enliven the occasion to-
gether with the multitudinous start
ling and sensational free acts, which
will all combine to make the week
one always to be remembered as a
red letter week in the history of
Paris.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
ANNOUNCEMENTS

We are authorized to announce T..
T. Templin as alR publican candidate
for Magistrate or the Paris district.
Election November z.
We are authorized to announce
Dan w. Peed as Republican candi-
date for Jailer of Bourbon county.
We are authorized to announce III.
T. Ingram, of Riddles Mills, as a Re-
Publican candidate for County Judge
of Bourbon county.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Object to Outside Counsel.

Attorney General N. B. Hayes, be-
fore A. M J. Cochran in the Federal
District Court, objected to the en-
ployment by the State Board of Valu-
alton and assessment of McQuown &
Brown as counsel for the Common
wealth in the national bank back tax
suits. He asked that their names be
stricken from the records as counsel
for the Commonwealth. Eli Brown,
of McQuown & Brown, replied to the
motion, and Judge Cochran reserved
his decision.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Special Rates.

Commencing October 1st the L. &
N. will sell special Communication
tickets between Paris and Lexington
at the following rates:
Business tickets, A trips, rate $3.50;
good two months.
Family tickets, 20 trips, rate $500;
good two months.
School tickets, As trips, rate $50;
good one month.
For further information apply to
w. III. HARRIS, Agent,
or d. S. JORDAN, T.. A.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Petitooned to Resign.

A petition is being circulated in
Harrison, Nicholas and Robertson
counties asking E. K. Renaker to re-
sign as the Democratic nominee for
Senator from that district. This is
the outcome of the verdict for $500
returned against him in the SANDER
suit brought by Miss Elizabeth Whit
taker. Renaker has concluded to
pay the amount of Judgment without
taken an appeal.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Judgment Against L. & N.

Judge R. L. Stout, in the Franklin
Circuit Court, rendered Judgment
against the Louisville & Nashville in
favor of the Commonwealth for $12,-
200, alleged to be due as penalty and
interest on franchise tax paid under a
ruling of the United States Supreme
Court
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Startling Mortality.

Statistics show startling mortality, from
appendicitis and peritonitis. To prevent
and cure these awful diseases, there is
just one reliable remedy, DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. M. Flannery, of IA Custom
House Place, Chicago, says: "They have
no equal for constipation and biliousness. :"
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
The Christian Church Convention.

The Annual State Convention of
the Christian Church at Maysville
this week was one of the largest and
most enthusiastic ever held by the
church, $50 delegates were in attend
sance. The convention adjourned last
night.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Seed Wheat ana Rye.

Northern Ohio Seed Wheat, we'll
adapted for Kentucky soil and climate,
also Kentucky grown Fultz Seed
Wheat and Northern grown Seed Rye
for sale by
15-1mO r. B. HUTCHCRAFT.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Not Guilty.

The jury in the Judge Hargis con-
tempt case, at Winchester, brought
in verdict of not guilty late yester-
day afternoon.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Suits of the Finest.

The fairest line of suits at the
fairest prices are now being shown at
J. w. DAVIS & Co.'s.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
Gay Wins Cup.

Jake Gay, of Pine Grove, won the
silver loving cup at the two days
shooting tournament at Olympia
by breaking 81 out of 100 clay pigeons.
A large crowd was in attendance.
The Bourbon news., 1905-09-29
A Cordial Invitation.

Visitors to the FAIR are cordially in
vited to make or house headquarters.
J. w. DAVIS & Co.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-10-01
The CIotbinR Problem.

Frances Power Cobbe was born in Dub
lin in 1922 and educated at Brighton, and
now. In her old age is living at Hengwrt.
in North Wales. She has been active all
her life as a writer and worker for hu-
name reforms. Atithe age of SO she under
takes in an article on THE Valetudinar-
ianism Of Women" to formulate the laws
which should govern dress; and here is
what she says:
Human clothing has three raisons detre,
which, in order to precedence are these:
I. Health. II. Decency. III. Beauty.
Health demands
l. Maintenance of proper temperature OF
the body by exclusion OF excessive heat
and cold.
g. Protection from injury by rain, snow.
dust dirt, stones to the feet. insects, etc.
g. Preservation OF liberty OF action to
all the o. ans Of the body and freedom
from pr sure.
Decency demands
T. Concealment of some portions of the
human frame.
8. Distinction between the hsbiliments
of men and women SUFFICIENT to avert mis-
take.
8. Fitness to the age and character of
the wearer.
Z. Concealment when possible, of any
disgusting personal defect.
Beauty demands
g. Truthfulness The dress must be
genuine throughout. without any false
pads. false hair, or false anything.
9. Graceful forms of drapery.
TO- Harmonious colors.
H. Such moderate consistency with pre-
vailing modes OF dress as shall produce the
impression of sooiability and suavity, and
avoid that OF self-assertion.
r. Individuality; the dress suiting the
wearer as II It were an outer body be-
longing to the same soul
This is tabulation of fundamental
truths worthy Of the attention of modistes
the world over, and also worthy of the at
'tention of every woman OF intelligence who
desires to dress in a manner that will
avoid frumpiness and not endanger health.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-10-01
Hints for HouseNives.

New York woman recommends a novel
remedy for cinder in the eye, viz, loop
course, the hair should be thoroughly
sterilized before being used
The tops of wardrobes and cupboards
have papers laid over them not only to
keep dust from sitting down, but to tighten
the monthly house, cleaning
A novel way for ones overshoes to be
identified is to fasten them together with
a clothespin bearing ones name A more
practical idea, however, is to have the name
written in each shoe with red ink.
When the wash-boiler is rusted, place
the clothes in bag or old pillow slip be-
fore putting them in to boil, writes a
correspondent But why not try the up
to-date soaps that do away with the boil
ing.
Small pieces of cotton batting, slightly
steamed, make good busters that should
sized camel's-hair paint brush is most
useful in busting the carving of furnl-
A quick-witted woman stopped the flow
from a cut artery in the leg by putting
the foot in three inches OF -four In a large
jar and packing flour to the top of the
jar. beating the four down with piece of
1t is suggested that bit Of wrapping
cord be placed around the edge of a but
tonhole with the loop to the front and the
stitches taken over II. This is recon-
mended for children's clothes that will
have hard usage
II newspapers are spread on the floor
before the stove when ashes are to be re-
moved much work will be saved, for the
papers can be gathered up and burned
and there will be no necessity for sweeping
The ashes should be sprinkied with water
before the pan is overturned.
All kinds OF leather shoes can be cleaned
and polished with milk, which should be
polished with dry flannel Rubber soled
tennis. shoes have proved most desirable
In which to do homework, as they save
both noise and jar. They are also pre-
servers OF hardwood floors, and seldom cost
over so cents.