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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The browning figure is the presi-
dent in the act of signing the procla-
nation. At his feet are Liberty and
Justice, while behind sits Time, watch
ing the hour glass, missioned, as it
were, from heaven. At the base of
the steps leading from the center
structure are the equestrian statues
of leading commanders of the army"
1t can easily be seen from the
above description just how preten-
tious was the monument proposed, and
it is evident from such of the rec
ords as exist that the members of
the association lost interest in their
task before sufficient money was col
lected to enable them to begin work
on the memorial. There are many
prominent men in Washington who
think that Lincoln should have such
a memorial, and they hope that the
awakened discussion of the matter
may lead to some definite result.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
Mr.. William, BuIIion.

Mr. William Bullion.
Ere Bullion struck it rich he ate
PotatoeS with his knife;
But he been cured OF that of late,
His daughters and his wife
haVe taught him how, God bless taeiI
souls,
10 niindls forks and finger bowls
ana fold his napkin up.
Rfs cheW1ng DOESN'T make one think
" pigs IN troughs- and he can drink
MS co1ee from the cup
SINCE Bullion struck it he has learned
10 wear a swallow tall
ana seem at ease and unconcerned
And he can glibly hail
his Wife in French; she halls him too
IN what IS known as .'parley voo.''
FOR they have not sat down
Content with vulgar luxury,
Or satisfied to merely be
Inc richest folks in town.
since he has millions Bullion wears
SIDE whiskers-English cut
Iney lend him dignity. and there's
Pride in his splendid strut;
But when the butler, grave and tall,
Steps forward in the spacious hall
And holds his "topcoat," Bullion still
says Thank you. SIR and backs away
As much the parvenu to-day
AS when men called him bill
s. E. Kiser.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
Bloodhound Sought Lost Miner.

A bloodhound has been put to new
use. The other day it was set in
search of missing workman in a coal
mine. This occurred at the Medom-
sley colliery, near Newcastle-on-Tyne-
England, where a master shipper has
been missing in the underground
workings for a week. For five hours
the dog followed the devious passages
of the mine, but it was found that.
owing to the footsteps of searchers
who had previously been over the
ground, the dog was completely at
fault, and the search was abandoned
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
MR.. HAYDEN'S VIEWS
GIVES HIS OPINION OF THE BEST
TREATMENT FOR PARALYSIS.
Declares That DIR. Williams Pink Pills
Restored the Use of His Limbs When
All Other Remedies Failed.

Declares That Dr. Williams FINK f1i18
Restored the Use of His Limbs When
All other Remedies Failed.
The premonitory symptoms of paraly-
sis are: trembling of the hands; sudden
loss of power in arms or legs, frequently
affecting one whole side of the body; stag
gering; partial or entire inability to use
the fingers; distortion of the features,
sometimes an uncomfortable quivering
of the chin; severe pains; difficulty in
speech. Frequently the first warning is
a vague feeling of headache, vertigo and
muscular weakness.
In a recent interview Mr.. W. J. L.
HAYDEN said g I truly think that DIR.
Williams Pink Pills are a great medi-
cine for they cured me when physicians
and other remedies had failed to give
me the slightest relief. Too close at
tention to business brought ON an attack
of nervousness which finally developed
into paralysis. There were times when
it was impossible for me to move my
hands or to get up from a chair. At
other times had partia. control of my
limbs, but I was afraid to so far from
the house for fear 1 might suddenly be-
come helpless and have to be carried
home.
ssWhile I was in this miserable con-
dition, was stricken with malarial fever
and confined to bed for four months. /
had the best physicians, but while they
relieved my fever, their treatment did
not entirely drive the malaria from my
system, and they did not help my par
alysis in the least.
"I was well nigh despairing when n
friend persuaded me to try DR.. Williams
Pink Pills When had finished one boz
I could see results that encouraged me.
Ny condition kept steadily improving,
and when had taken seven boxes 1 was
cured of paralysis and the malaria was
completely driven out of my system.
For two years now have enjoyed the
best of health and have attended to bus
mess without any interruption.
Mr.. Hayden's home is at No. 252 West
seth street, New York. DIR. Williams
Pink Pills have cured many similar casef
of paralysis, also locomotor ataxia. They
are sold by all druggists. A treatmen9
SO simple, inexpensive and successful
should be tried by every sufferer FROM
partial paralysis III any of its stages.
Charles NJ. Schwab declares pros
poets were never SO bright for pros
perity. Yes; even the ship building
trust ghost is about to walk into the
United States treasury.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
9seellS:s24 4&ls'
KEPT CASH IN HIS POCKET.
Lincoln Had No Confidence in Banks
When He Was Postmaster.

Lincoln Had No Confidence in Banks
When He Was Postmaster.
1.-THE developments in the postofice
department" said Senator Cullom, ere
mind me of the early times in Illinois
when Lincoln was the postmaster of
the town of Salem
THE cash drawer of the postofice
there was Lincoln's vest pocket, but it
was a cash drawer that was sacred to
him. / remember on one occasion
when a postoffice inspector came
around and made a careful survey of
everything in the postoffice. He took
account of stock and figured out just
how much Lincoln ought to have in
cash belonging to the government.
Some of Lincoln's friends were afraid
that he might be little short and
went to him with offers of money If he
needed it. He replied that he guessed
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
writes check on clam she'll.

A SIS check written on clam shell
was presented and honored at the
bank of the Marine Trust company at
Atlantic City, n. ]. The check bore
the date of Dec. %, and was paid to
Leonard d. Alger of a department
store. The bank after honoring the
check, marked it paid" in red, instead
of running it through the perforator,
and Cashier McManee has had it
photographed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
HELD GREAT RIVALS HAT.
Stephen A. Douglas at the Inaugural
ton of Lincoln.


ton of Lincoln.
When Lincoln was inaugurated the
first time there was one little Incl
dent that impressed those who saw it.
The president-elect came forward
upon the platform prepared at the
east front of the capitol, with his
natural awkwardness increased by the
mOmentOus circumstances of the Oc-
casion, and by gorgeous wardrobe,
in which it was evident he felt ex-
ceedingly uncomfortable. The stiff
dress coat, vest and pantaloons of
black broadcloth were enough of
themselves to disturb his mental and
physical equanimity, but to these
were added other membranes in the
shape of a brand new silk hat and a
ponderous gold-headed cane.
The cane he managed to put away
in a corner, but the disposition of the
hat perplexed him greatly. 1t was too
good to throw away, too fine, as he
thought, to rest upon the rough
boards, SO, for a minute at least,
poor Lincoln stood there in the gaze
of assembled thousands, grasping the
hat desperately and seeking in vain
for a safe place to deposit it. Doug
las, who sat mmediately in the rear.
saw the embarrassment of his rival.
and rising, took the shining beaver
from it's sorely bothered owner and
held it during the delivery of the in
augural address.
been told. five years before, that he
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
rhe only high grade Baking Powder
made at q moderate price.
Calumet
Baking
Powder
A Celebrated Apotegm.

Patriotism having become one of our
topics, Johnson suddenly uttered, in
a strongly determined tone, an apot-
egm, at which many will start: Pa
triotism is the last refuge of scoun-
drel." But let it be considered that he
did not mean a real and generous love
of our country, but that pretended pa
triotism which so many, in all ages
and countries, have made a cloak for
elf-interest.-Boswell's Life of john
son.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

One of the college presidents thinks
the higher education will eventually
cause the obliteration of the human
race Are re to un6 -rstand from this
that the time is coming when the man
who confesses that he is father will
at once be listed with the illiterate3
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A Florida girl was wooed by mail,
but when he called to marry her she
refused to become his wife. Counting
by mail is about as satisfying as a
china egg on toast Your true girl
wants to be courted by male-not
by mail.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A correspondent asks us to define a
philosopher. We reply that a philoso-
pher is a man who has nothing that
can be stolen, and who is satisfied
to get a square meal and a good
nights sleep.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
Where Wealth Is pesprsed.

Fashionable Tailor--Go front at
once. Two young clerks there after
SUITS
New Man (whispering)-"Tm wait
ing on millionaire"
Leave him and attend to the clerks.
These millionaires don't buy new
clothes once in five years. A clerk is
good for fresh suit every three
months"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Now that Paris scientist has dis
covered that kissing instead of being
dangerous and deleterious is really
pathologically beneficial, it is possible
the practice will be resumed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Miss Joyce, the perfect model"
leads the simple life to keep a per
feet figure. That kind of argument
will have more weight with women
than years of preaching by Parson
Wagner
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The Washington Post thinks DR.
Hills, after stating for one reason
why young men do not enter the min
istry that it does not pay, wasted
time in thinking up seven other rea,
sons
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
80 Blu. Mac.roni wheat Per Acr..
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introduced by the U. S. Dept. of Ayr
1t Is a tremendous cropper, yielding in
o., Pa, y. Y, so blu. per acre, and on dry
ard lands, such as are found in Mont,
Idaho, the Dakotas. Colo, etc, it will
yield from 40 to so bu. This Wheat and
Speltz. and Hanna Barley and Bromus
!nermis and Billion Dollar Grass, makes
II possible to grow and fatten hogs, sheep
and cattle Wherever soil is found
JCfr SEND 10C AND THIS NOTICE
to the John A. Salzer Seed Co Ia Crosse.
Wis, and they will send you free a sample
OF tins Wheat and other farm seeds, to-
gether with their great catalog, alone
NV. N. III
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A Baltimore girl has sued a man for
1000 because he kissed her with
out asking for permission. If that hap
pened always, and the suits were all
successful. what a lot of bankrupts
there would be-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The horn of a rhinoceros is not join
ed to the bone of the head. but grows
on the skin like a wart or corn
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A Brooklyn millionaire is going to
start hotel in New York where you
can live at the rate of so cents a day.
Russell Sage will be overjoyed- He
can then afford to stay downtown
nights If business is rushing
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
u.s. A22HZLZL L7NCET

was destined to hold the hat of Abra-
ham Lincoln while that individual
was appearing for the first time as
president of the United States the
Little Giant" would have laughed at
the very idea.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A Rhode Island girl who loves a
man of the name of Bumgardiner re-
fuses to be his wife until he gets the
legislature to relieve him of the
'Bum.'' Here again we see the far
reaching influence of slang.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Strange to say, the New Yorker who
tried to eat a whole roast pig on a
wager did not get the better of the
other animal, which was plainly the
smaller of the two.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

John L. Sullivan is delivering a
course of lectures on the fun he had
spending 81 100000. He ought to send
Hetty Green a pass.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Receiver Jim Smith wants 5000, 0ot
for his fee in the Ship Trust case
Receiver Jim thinks in big numbers
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Burglars at Gilberton, Pa, broke
into a smallpox hospital and one OF
them is already breaking out
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A jockey was hanged in Kentucky
the other day. That was where he lost
by a neck.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Another man has confessed that he
was knocked out by whisky The bout
lasted only one year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11
TeIeohone CHRIS Sacred.

In Nuremberg, Germany, man was
fined 1925 for calling a telephone girl
a ''sheepshead" over the wire. In
Vienna a man was fined So for calling
q telephone girl a Chinese"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A colored preacher in New York
thinks hell is only fifty-two miles be-
low the surface of the earth. But,
then, he measures from New York
city.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A Chicago school teacher is cr1tl-
cised for never smiling at his pupils
Perhaps they never give him an OPP
portunity.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Instead of a coreless apple, we neeo
. one that is as big in the middle o.
the barrel as at the ends.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Mrs Chadwick believes it is as easy
to ask for million as for twenty-five
cents, and her method calls for fewer
asks.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

There is a great discussion as to
whether blonde or a brunette is the
most beautiful woman That is not a
question for the blondes and brunettes
to decide.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The man with the least monev can
usually see the best places to L.-A- an
Investment
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

A grown-up man who says he has
never smoked pipe or cigar or kissed
woman or girl may be telling the
truth, but he has missed a whole
bunch of fun.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The man who invented the gold
brick is dead. Each of his victims
should contribute a gold brick to a
monument to his memory.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Drink plenty of water between
meals,'' says Mr.. Rockefeller. Even
Mr.. Sage will agree that this is not
extravaganza.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Prof Loeb of Chicago is experiment
ing in Heterogeneous hybridization OF
echinoderms'' and has firmly refused
to swear off.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Some of the girls will get married
even if this is not leap year. Human
nature is not changed by almanac
dates.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The best part of some sermons is
the conclusion reached by the preach
er.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Sam Small's bow to the public on
taking charge of the Brunswick Jour-
nal is characteristic. I'VE cut out
the 'Salutatory' stunt"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

1t is hard to make the average house
wife believe that there is any greater
business calamity than the cake fall
ing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Suinine Tablets. A.. drug.
gists refund the money II # fails cure. E w.
Groves signature 10 each box.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The spice of married life consists
In guessing what will happen next
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

RuHG permanently cured or uervous,es- afs~u
nrst days of Klfnes Nerve Rector.
r. Send for FREE y. 90 trial bottle andt
- u. y. kL0x LSds ou Arch Street. PhiIadephta p
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

The more we tell our troubles the
larger they seem to grow
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-02-11

Charles NJ. Schwab declares pros
poets were never SO bright for pros
perity. Yes; even the ship building,
trust ghost is about to walk into the
United States treasury.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-11-24

Richard Ellar has bought II. f.
Clark's residence property in the north
part of town.
Rev. DR.. Bruske, president of Alma
college will occupy the pulpit at the
Presbyterian church Sunday morning
and evening.
III. +. Clark and family have moved
to Cumber where they will make their
future home. Their many Yale friends
wish them every success.
An entertainment will be given by
the pupils of the Cole school, Tuesday,
November 28th. Admission 10 cents.
Proceeds to be applied on organ fund.
Wait until the second week in Deem
Der before you buy your Christmas
gifts. The ladies of the Presbyterian
church will have fine selection for
you at their bazaar.
Charles Schmidt, who recently pur-
chased j. &. McKenna's farm, has
moved his family here from near
Sherwood. We welcome the new
corners to our community.
Mrs. Doering and family, of Baden,
Ont, have moved into Mrs. Buffers
house on Mary street Mrs. Butler has
stored her household goods and is now
doing very efficient work as first cook
at The Paisley.
The Sanilac county st. Andrews
society will hold its annual entertain
ment at Sandusky, Friday evening,
Dec. 8. Several attractions such as
Scotch songs. bagpipe music, readings
and recitations have been secured for
the occasion.
There will be Thanksgiving services
at the Free Methodist church Nov. 80,
at 10 o'clock i'm the forenoon. Come
and let us praise and thank God to-
gether for his goodness and mercy to
the children of men. Rev. Samuel
Reed, pastor.
All we have to say of the Otto r..
Cisky Vaudeville and Motion Picture
Company is that the ). II. o. standing
room only sign was displaced before
the cutain was rung up.-Paterson IN.
j. Journal-At Central Hall, Yale,
Monday Nov. q.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Morgan have
moved from their Brown City farm to
one lately purchased three miles west
of Yale. Just before they left their
friends and neighbors gathered at their
home to bid them farewell and present
ed them with a handsome rocker. May
they find their new home as pleasant
as the old.
The ladies of Mechanic street church
feel thankful for the success of their
sale of home made baking and candies.
They Melted fourteen dollars which
was sent to their National G. W. B. Nj.
board in response to a call for special
Offering for Michigan missions. The
young ladies deserve praise for their
willing help. They also desire to thank
Mr.. VanCamp for the use of his splen-
did windows.
We are i'm receipt of letter from
our old time friend John ;. Duffie, san
Pedro, III Onduras, G.. a., i'm which we
learn of his misfortune, and all
others of that town, who were
stricken with a plague. We are pleas
ed TO note that he with the other bust
ness men have resumed business after
six months quarantine and not fail
ure has occurred among them. But few
cases of the fever remain and all goes
we'll with misunderstanding Recorder
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-11-24

Mrs. Dooley and two daughters who
lived in Yale for a time a few years
since, but who have made Melvin their
home lately, will now go to California
on account of Mrs. Dooley's health
Yale friends hope to hear of renewed
good health
The December meeting of the Wo.
mans Home and Foreign Missionary
Society of the Presbyterian church will
be held with Mrs. Ellis on Friday af.
ternoon, Dec. list. A program will be
given from three to four O'clock, after
which light refreshments will be served
ALI are cordially invited.
The many friends Of Charley ELS.
worth will be pleased to learn that he
has been advanced from inside sales.
man in Edison Moore d Co.'S large
wholesale establishment in Detroit to
one of their travelling salesman. Charley
is steady, trustworthy young man
ana is certainly deserving the utmost
confidence.
Sandy Teller an old, veteran of the
civil war who makes his home with
Mrs. Thos. Bell, got up Friday morn
ing last and wandered out into the
pasture field in his night dress where
he was found later in the forenoon
watching the cows. Sandy has been in
poor health of late and il is supposed
bis mind is becoming affected.
John Layalle, jr., of Greenwood town
ship, was married at Belleyille, Ont,
Wednesday of this week. The bride is
Miss Mollie Feeney, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Patrick Feeney. The heart
lest of congratulations are offered by
the many friends of the happy couple.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lavalle will take up their
residence in Greenwood township.
On Thanksgiving Day foot ball
game will be played at Riverside Park
between the Yale team and the Port
Huron Grand Trunk Apprentices
team. These teams met i'm Yale a
short time ago, and the game resulted
in a score OF 9 to 6, which shows that
they are evenly matched. Game called
at 2:30 p. m. and everyone invited,
Adults 25c. school girls, 15c.
William Wilson, of Fremont town
ship, is agent for Peerless Woven Wire
Fencing i'm the townships of Br0ckway
Speaker Elk, Greenwood, Fremont and
Buel. This fence has no equal fol
strength and durability being made of
hard steel wire and IL Is without question
the best material to put into fencing
All Wild expeot.to do any fencing on
their farms should see Mr.. Wilson and
have him explain the good qualities of
che PeefIess A card addressed TO him
II. Il. ID. No. 5, Yale, Mich, will bring
him to your place with q perfect model
Bee him before you order.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-11-24

Next week Thursday the Expositor
force desires to give thanks, and in
order to observe the day properly it
@iii be necessary to take a holiday.
We ask IL as special favor that ad-
sertisers having changes of ads to
bring same in not later than Monday
evening.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-11-24
Sloppy.

With the approach If the joyous but sloppy Thanks
giving season there lot Of people who will want
better footwear and Tubbers. We have them and
want to supply YOU
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-11-24
May We Suggest

that goods
WASH better
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1905-11-24
Turkey Trimmings.

Before another issue of this paper Thanksgiving
will have come and gone We must take time now
TO call your attention to our grocery stock that you
may get in time the little things that go to embesh
this Royal November liird. Spices, Sage Cranber-
rles, Citron Lemon and Orange Peel, Sauces Fruits
Vegetables, Etc. Wen take care of your order.