Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1905-03-11

veil; but vot apouit der dead dog,
cat, rat, or odder animal vot may
pc laying nit der vasser in only
few feet apovc! Think coffee und
tea, you say! Der dogdor says
dot it vas poison und dot it makes
boobies nervous. Milkl 1t cost
more. dan peer, und den vot apouit
tuberculosis, vich der dogdor
says We get from der cow Liz
nor vas hurting der morals, but
desc odder dings seem to pc UNI
. healdy for der fisics. Now, vich
vas der pest, vun goot moral or
, yum sound pody! Veil, boobies
:. hat different Ways ov blinking, but
, for mcin part gife me vun healdy
/ pody und you can hat all mein
. morals at vun liperal discount.
Not goot will der morals do mein-
self or anybody else vot vas to get
yum leg proken Ply Thinking pad
, vasser, or falls nit der shdairs
down Ply Thinking coffee, or gets
nostalgia by Thinking infected
, milk! Not does boobies wants mo-
, rails for anyway, ven dey prevent
dem from doing anydings dot
, gifcs dem pleasure! | hat heard
lots ov dings said apouit desc self.
same morals; und l always thought
, dey vas Something's SUPERIOR to any.
dings else nit der world in; but iv
, dcy can pc corrubded Ply thinks
! dey can't pc much goot.
/, LET lis hope dot der mempers
, ov der Legislature will bass no
: such foolish pill as dot to shdob
, liquor dealing NIT Hawaii in. Nv
: dey does-Gott hat mercy nit our
8 souls on, for our podies will pc
4 lost. Nv der mempers thinks den,
4 mein frients, We vas safe; iv deg
r does not, den dey will pc like der
O chent l sboke ov yum fiddle vile
!, ago; DER minds will pc busy dink-
n ing thinks und trinkling drinks und
5 der result will pe-"Trinks. "
@ Should der brohipition pill bass
S den der only dings fit for lis to
n trink, und dot vas not condamna-
/, ton vas soda vasser, root peer und
r dose odder soft thinks. But let's
d see-dey vas TEMPERANCE thinks,
@ und iv We we're to trink dem all der
It dim und nodings but dem it WOULD
n pc yum case ov intemberance on
4; TEMPERANCE thinks. Und dare you
q vas again! Shdumbling against
d yum insurmountable obshdacle. In.
l TEMPERANCE vas vun capital sin, &C,
" cording NIT der Piple, und efery.
IS pody should guard himself
d against it. Mein Colt, vot a pic.
kle We vas getting nit ourselves
r into!
n | did hear dot somepody WOULD
b try to hat der House make vun
i Law requesting eferypody sol
& sells liquor to pay five huntret tol,
D.! lars license. Ov course dot WOULD
d not pc so pad, only it WOULD com.
II bel der goondry saloons und clubs
s. to sell Quit, und dot WOULD not pc
v fair. Vile der city boobies WOULD
d pc Thinking class-fulls ov der re.
II freshing, life Citing beverages at
n der bar DER goondry prothers will
pc catching siggsdy different dis,
ease nit efery mouthful dot dey
trink at der brawling prook; und
der money dot DER city prothers
= shbends nit egsellent, high-fav,
|, ored cocktails, dey WOULD hat to
shbend nit nashdy medicines und
quarrclsome dogdors. Der towns
boobies will pc Thinking liquor und
use der vasscr to wash nit, vile der
goondry folks will hat to use
J. liquor to wash so as dey will not
% hat filthy vasser to trink.
= MEIN frients, iv any ov dose
pills passes der House, We, goondry
n jewellers vas going ub der shbout.
r Fiery family will hat to keeb yum
: drug shdore ov DER own, und eff
8 cry memper shdudy medicine und
gifc some few lessons to der Chi
!: nese cook in case eferypody else
Il should pc taken sigg at der Same
n time. Anodder ding WOULD hab-
!: ben iv der pills passes der House,
n some ov der Clubs WOULD hat to
change DER names in order to keeb
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