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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
ALPHABET OF PROVERBS.

A grain Ct prudence is worth a
round of craft
Boosters are cousins 10 liars.
Denying a fauI. doubles IT,
Envy shoots at others and wounds
herself e
Foolish fear doubles danger.
God teaches us good things 10y our
own hands.
He has hard wcls, who has nothing
10 do.
II costs more ia revenge wrongs
than to suffer them.
Knavery is the worst trade.
Learning makes a man 1T company
for himself
Modesty is a guard To virtue.
Not 10 hear conscience is the way
20 silence it.
One hour today is ,,orth TWO tomor-
row.
Proud looks make foul work in fair
faces.
Richest is he that wants least
Snail faults INDUCED are little
thieves that let in greater ones
The boughs that bear most hang
lowest
Urright walking is sure walking
Virtue and happiness are moth :
and daughter
Wise men make more opportunities
than they find
Yen never lose 10y do ne good
sci
Zeal without knowledge is fire with
out ligAt-Philadelphi Rscorl.
To have your advertisement read
by the greatest number # people &
must aprea. in The Builztin
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
Hook roo MUCH FOR eRulN.
Fuggng Bear Evidently Gid Not
Knew the Summer Girl,

Knew the Summer Girl.
The e4eat performing Russian bea"
had escaped from the captivity under
which lie bad ehafed for - many
months, but he was finding that }iaer-
ty had It's drawbacks For many
weary hours lie had prowled, bit moth.
ing in the shape Of food hal he soea
Suddenly he gave growl Of Delight,
for. sitting al a stilc he cspied a 7oih-
some little lady, VINO was evidently
awaiting the comiDs of young man,
Bruin did not stop to ponder upon
his enod-fortune: be ecizod her in a
might ,ug, For a while she said
nothi"e ,ut as he eXerted ncte o. his
tremendous strength she murmnred;
Il dout think you are quite go
strong as you were. Gerald.
Then once more melancholy settled
upon Bruin. He had done his Gesti
but the Young ladies' Of this country
We're beyond him.
with a roar OF 6cspai" h" teifoce@
his steps TO the Wen5gvr.e and a7No
himself up without. IL stcl-s --oa-
don Ar. ers.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
joke on Booker I. Washlna.on.

While In hotel few days ago
Booker T. Washington was passing
through a hallway when female head
adorned with curl papers appeared in
a door SAY" exclaimed the lady
shrilly. why don't you bring me that
ice water? I've been ringing half an
hour" The distinguished negro took
&c as a joke that he was mistaken for
a porter Certainly. madam, be re-
sTcndcd gravely. 4 VIII d ID for you
az once did not hear sou ring. He
went for a pitcher Of wafer. handed II
In al The door and then told the story
to he proprietor on learning OF her
mistake the lady sent Mr.. Washington
a motto If arrlorrV
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
WHERE he SAW SNAKES.
Australian Traveller Says Sea Near
,Sumatra Was the Limit.

The worst snakes i ever saw, SAID
r r. Hamliu. Melbourne, Australia,
to a Milwaukee Free Press man was
on journey to the island OF Sumara,
when the vessel was fifty miles off the
coast Myriads Of sea snakes could
be seen swimming about as far as the
eye could reach. They kept on the
surface and several distinct varieties
were recognized by d scientific man
ON board During he calm weather
the reptiles could be seen Stunning
themselves upon the ocean surface. re-
naming motonless except for a slight
undulatinn caused BIZ the movement Of
the water When alarmed they dived
like arrows. leaving a train Of bubbles
behind them.
These water snakes arc marked in
brilliant C0lors ana are more deadly
in their venom than the cobra Their
fangs are very short and do net pene
trate SO deep as the fangs OF most ser
pents, but only scratch is necessary
to produce serious results In spite
Of their death-dealing f2ngs, the
snakes are killed and eaten by sea
eagles and large guils Sharks and
other large FISH prey upon the snakes.
Their food is fish, which they persist
entity follow and sll There was
something sinister and uncanny not
to say akin to he lancfluI Illustrations
Of the hottomlcss pit, about these
great snakes when seen far out from
land, staring AZ the ship with fixed,
elittering eyes. One feels glad to be
on a ship and not thrown overheard.
Being fish-eaterss the snakes might not
feed on human flesh but thcy would
be unpleasant neighbors,"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
GOING FAR FOR PURE WATER
Los Angeles Proposes to Go 24o Miles
Away for Supply.

A notable water works project is
opposed by Los Angeles, Cal. for n
better supply of water, Never before,
80 far as we know, has an American
,ity proposed 10 go so far aiield (240
Tilesl for water. and with the eXcep-
on of the pipe line for the supply Of
ne Coogardie gold fields OF western
Australia do We Tot know of so long
water supply conduit anywhere in the
world The Coolgardie pipe line is
)rly thirty inches in diameter, but it
about $50 miles in length. Instead
# being a gravity line water Is
tQmped through IL TO an elevation Of
: 1913 feet. This lift is distributed be-
tween n!rc pumping stations, and the
toninal daily capacity Of the conduit
and pumps is 5000 . gallons Tho
-auscs for going so far for water m
western Australia and in California
re IN some rcsrecfs nilar. but differ
in at : os Angeles thcre
IS q highly a..-'orcd and prosperous
community io7t g.. - series OF sold
mining camps For years Los An
gries has obtaiur' close at hard wa
ser 7eueh io espFiy its most pressing
needs a last bat f. uture ard tEat
If ho.h tc- aid country around ~
lorc7a up,I p large increase i1 trc
Rster supply. THE uesroy source are
7ot sufficient for she prospective
SAINTS OF the c..s arf : suburbs d
ere more than needed for irriatt. .u
n The future Of tfc city will warrant
50 large an outlay. and fAat future
-eles is to be congratulated pn having
at least solved wafer rrcblc- Which
sas been more perplcXing anil serious
ian outsiders have suspected ard
Cd an mos Of itz own citizens even lct
lglly realize
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
THE DAILY JINGLE
LOVES SHE LIKE ME2

Q say, my fultering heart,
Loves she like me?
l. hers thy counterpart
Throbs il like thee2
Does She remember yer
The spot where we first met
VIII CHI shall ne'er forget
Loves she like me?
Soft echoes still repeat
Loves she like me? p
When on that messy scat
Beneath the tree,
wake my amorous lay.
While lambkins round me play,
And whispering zephyTs say.
Loves she Ike me?
On her think by day,
Loves she like me?
Tdh aer in dreams stray
Ger mead and lea.
My aopes Of earthly bliss
Are all comprised in this,
TO share her pntial kiss
Leves she like me?
Does absence give her pa n?
Loves she like me?
And does she thus atralgn
Fortunes decree?
Does she my Nma repeat?
VIII She with rapture greet
The hour that sees us meet?
Loves she like me?
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
CITADEL or RESISTANCE.

The United States senate Is the cita-
del Of resistance 10 every kind of re-
form. he Port Arthur of all tae forces
of aa1fve EVIL and st0lid indifference.
sg8in. which the reused spirit Of the
Amer can people is arraying itself.
Because The senate Is hardest 10
seach and slowest to change. The
fufcrs - greed and ambition menaced
b. tie reform spirit entrench them
selves shere. The tariff beneficiaries
bold The senate and the house CON
nj ee on rules in their grip and deny
relief g American producers and con
snmz1s Ihe senate vii ecnz.de- Isl
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
"All Keen Your Forks


William w Russell the new minis.
ter Is Ycnezuela, was Icing cengratu-
lated on his appointment
Thank you said Air. Russell Il
appreciate Your good wishes, and
will try to do Wei In my new place.
IA ncw places" he went on. we
an with hard work, may do we'll
New nj Il teferc unexpected and
unr@ccfdrntr uses, we may err but
There II no need far ua to err greatly
to err fir Instance, as did the new
waitress 1T u friend Of mine.
This waitrcr3 was willing int in,
eXreeieneet TIE Get day she pros
pcred. The second day, having deyel-
oped q good deal Of faith in her my
friend gave dinner party. and there
she committed a tremendous sole
cism.
Sire was. it seems. a little short Of
forks. After each course she should
have taken the sollcd forks and wash
ed and dried thc1l in The pantry in
pan Of hct wetor prepared for that
purpose
"BHt alas, instead OF adopting any
such method as that the waitress, as
she removed the plates after the iish
course, said to the assembled guests
in loud authoritative voice:
All keen yer forks
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
Cause for Re soicinc

The Pail Mall Gazette reioices in
the fact that Canada is a chip If
the old block because a steam alp.
with supplies for the Hudson bay
mounted police. has been kept wait
ing at 81 Johns for weeks while the
police department and ministry Of ma
a p se.ue q dispute as 10 vhlch shall
ctntrol her movements.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
Limits Use Of ROYAL Arms.

The London Gazette recently pub
lishcd an official notice that any per
son who. +hou proper royal author
iiy. uses la connection with any trade.
royal arms o. any device. emblem or
title may be restrained By injunction
a. intcrdict from continuing 10 use
'se -ame.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
APHoRISMS.

Mind unemployed is mind uneuioy
ed.-Boyce.
Charm strikes the sight. but merit
wins The soul.-Pope.
Culture and fine manners are every.
where n passport to regard -Paley.
He that may hinder mischief. yet
permits it is an accessory. A. Free.
man
The way Of the world is TO praise
dead saints and prosecute living ones
Howe
Ihe tEc great mererz f rhs human
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

The Atlanta Constitution. speaking
of The probable los to the grand
dukcs of their emolumenis. IN the
even Of a constitutional government,
advise them not to be discouraged.
The life insurance field In Russia has
ret been worked TO anywhere near its
full capacity And what can be made
out CT life insurance would make the
Sally of grand duke look like thirty
cents by comparison.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

Before the election Senator Pen
rose remarked. The republican
party in Pennsylvania has no apology
TO offer" This meant that there was
nothing else TO do but fight. Well, the
fighting Is over, and Penrose is either
among the dead, wounded or missing
We are rot certain which.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

Tsmmany is resisting a recount Of
the ballots. This Is always sign of
weakness. If the recount was not
likely to show that Tammany was dc,
faated of course that organization
would be In favor Of the same.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

The concOb pipe industry in Mis-
fcsri Ia. year melted over a quarter
Of q million dollars TO the enlerprising
makers Of these home mesrschaumsy
And the beauty of it is while this is
all made out of corn priucts there is
nos Bit of disturbance n the prime
obje7f for which corn is grown in this
section.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

II seems. from the actions following
the accusation, that there must have
been something in the charge of Elk
Engineer Wallace that there was too
much red tape in the Panama canal
matter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

The a.ires Of Guam used - catch
fish hy poisoning them with the juice
Of the fruit Of a tree So OWE as the
Barriugtonia suer . The Spanish
government fo-t.fc this wasieful
method. BRIT since ihc island has rass-
ed under American control Is has come
into use aEsin
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
Startling sae,has Of Protection.

Or Bernardo. the London pbrsu-
ihropist. had a startling was Of pro
tecting the papers upon his desk from
che -cEastaiingly tidy hcussmaid In
= waste pauer bsstrf under the study
liable tasf- 'ys. snatrs This ~Wc-k
ed like q cnarm. according fo Co ger
sgnsl friend Of the Gorto-s.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

Those japanese who were so indig-
nant at President Roosevelt because
he assisted in bringing the peace con-
ference TO a satisfactory close, must
be able to see by this time how much
better the japanese are being re-
vengsd In RussR In time of peace.
than could possibly have been the case
IN time of war.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
KING or Ecau-s.
French Police Have Merry Chase for
Crock

Crook.
The French police were put to u
great deal Of trouLl2 sarle tlria ago
| n consequence Of the exploits d
| George Goirand anA exceptionally
sleyer swindler and roEhcr Goirand
vas yeritahle king OF rogucs, and
ITS adventures make extraordinary
reading
One Of his methods was to inycigle
women, over whom, in spite Of his
commonplace and unprepossessing an
pearance, he gained remarkable In
auence, and use them for his own
ends woman confederate WHO was
caught by the police confessed THAT
she had obtained situation as do.
nestle servant al Goirand's euegcs.
ton. and afterward .riaed The house,
handing nc whole of The proceeds Of
her robbery over 70 Goirand
Az one time tho latter lived III the
suburbs Of Paris, ua3es an assumed
name in splendid house a3s
grounds, possessing horses a9t car
riages, as well as motor cars, all Of
which were paid for out Of the r0
ceeds Of servant girls rohtcr,cs,
which amounted to some c15.000 IN
eighteen months. Goirand made
friends with all the gentry and land.
owners Of the place, inviting them
during the season to shoot over lis
preserves, while in the summer time
he went to fashionable watering
places. and associated with persons in
high official position
All this time the detectives were
looking for him. but he knew far more
about them than they ever found out
about him. OF course, they never sus.
pected for one moment that such an
apparently wealthy and respected
ran was the Golrand they were look.
Ing for. He had a wonderful stock
of properties for disguise. including
even different sets Of teeth which |
gave his physiobnomy various express
sious.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
All Illinois Central Mobile ; -

All Illinois Central. Mobile ..s'.
and Cotton Belt trains arrive and -
part form Central station. corp~- =
Second street and Ohio street
All Big -Four and Iroa Hosnp
trains arrive and depart from -
Union station. Second street and Co
mercial avenue.
Mall may be deposited IN the boz <
the transfer station. located ct Csr
trail station. 20 minus, bsfors -,
parture Of any trAlr
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
nistrlct ATTORNEY Ierome Mn ASS

Dtstrict attorney Jerome VIII assist
all that he can possibly do in seeing
that there Is fair count even II
there has not been an honest election
in New York. We don't suppose that
be likes hair n Hearst's head or a
hone in his body, but he Is a great
lover of the square deal and fair play.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
October Circulatio

The above Is correct statement Of
the circulation of the Cairo Bulletin
daily and Sunday fer the year 1904,
and for the first ten months of the
year 1905. CLYDE SULLIVAN.
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 31st day of October, 1905.
lSeal) LEO ]. KLEB,
Notary Public.
My commission expires January 16,
1909.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

The Bulletin is on sale at the fol
lowing places:
coleman's, 2t4 Eighth street
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
Union News Co., Union depot.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

II is beginning 10 look as though
Oklahoma was the real home of the
cyclone
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average daily and Sunday circu-
latlon for the year 1904 -.....,. 1913
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation for first nine months of
1905 ..............,... .St4o
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation month of October 1906 .2f56
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

The only heater that he's and saves
one-third in fuel is Coles Original Hot
Blast sold by A HALEY. sp7 Wash
in-lon aNeEue.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
10 CUBE 4 colo IN ONE DAY

Tale LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money if
fl fails 30 cure r W GROVES s'g
nature D. m sslh boz Csc
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

II looks very much as though the
Id was off in Poland
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pop.
ulasion 16,f47.

Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pop.
ulasion 16,f47.
Mayor GEORGE PARSONS.
Clerk. r. A. HATCHER.
Treasurer. JAMES QUINN.
Comptroller, f. S. DEWEY.
Police Magistrate. A. j. ROSS.
Chiel Oh Police, III. s. EGAN.
Alexander County, Population 22,965.
County Judge. WIN S. DEWEY.
County Clerk, JESSE Il. MILLER.
Clrcu Clerk, LEE b. DAVIS.
Sheriff JAS. S. ROCHE.
Coroner, DR.. JAMES McMANUS.
Assessor and Treasurer, FRANK f.
DAVIS.
County Superintendent of Schools,
! ROF. JOHN SNYDER.
Board of County Commissioners.
J. j. JENNELLE, Chairman.
GEORGE PARSONS.
DIR. EDWIN J. CAUSE
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

Boost Cairo early and late.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-11-16

To have your advertisement read
by the greatest number # people e
must sprea. in The Brilzt.u
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-03
"FADS AND FANCIES"
Evidence Going to Show That Jus.
tice Deul of New York Owns
Interesting Publication.

New York. Dec. 2-"Fads and Fan
cies." the book Of American social
celebrities which came into prominence
several months ago through the an
nouncement that some OF those who
figured in the book had paid many
thousands of dollars for the privilege
was owned by Justice Joseph z. Deul
OF the court Of special sessions Of this
city, according To q letter read in the
police court today.
The letter was written by Colonel
W d. Mann, publisher OF Town Top
les. . weekly publication. II was read
by the attorney for the defense in
suis for libel brought by Colonel Mann
against Peter F. and Robert Collier
and Norman HapgOod. Incidentally
Colonel Mann testified that he (Mann)
owned only one share of the stock of
Town Topics. and that either Justice
Deu or Mrs. Deul owned thirty shares.
"Fads and Fanciea' was printed by
THE Town Topics company.
, Other letters purportftTg Ia show that
Justice DeuI was Interested in the sue
cess OF "Fads and FancieS" were read
by the attorney for the defense. Among
them was one alleged TO have been
written by Justice Deul and addressed
TO Mr.. Wooster, an agent of 'Fads
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-03

Berg at the home of the groom's par
ents. Mr. and Mrs knud Anderson
About ninety relatives and friends were
present Many uSefdl and expensive
presents were. receTTed. A sumptuOus
supper was served. Mr.. and Mrs. An
derson viii reside ia Park CITY
DIR. ana Airs. =. i. Botsomly enter
tanned AIR aud Mrs. Nv. L. Brsack al
dinner Thursdas
The MISE Allie and Fem Smeot
spent Thanksgiving day With their Ia
tner. \. Q. Smoot in Salt Lake.
Mr.. ana Mrs ". J.. Stoker entertained
their relatives from Spanish Fork al a
Thanksgiving dinner
Afr and Mrs. J. ". McAdam enter
tanned at a family gathering On Thanks
giving day.
Miss Ethal Smith was the delightful
hostess at a diHner on IhuFsriay az her
home. ;29 East Third North. Covers were
laid for fourteen
Miss MAY Billings On Eureka was the
guest Of Miss Stella Park on Thanks
giving day
y very pretty home wedding took place
Thursday evening al the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Heber Stubs. when their
daughter Mamie was married to Nj
Byron Clark. the rooms were pretti y
decOra ted and fragrant with s-le perfume
of flowers. The happy couple received
the congratulations and best wishes ef
their friends beneath an arch built OF
flowers and ferns, from which hung a
flower bell. The de was charming y
an elegant gown of white six. carry
ing brides roses. An elaborate weddiag
supper was o~Ve0. The presents were
costly and useful
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-12-03
BINGHAM.

Mr.. and Mrs. W ". Breckou most en-
iOyabiN entertained the BE Lively cum
Of Upper Bingham N a. their COSY nome d,1le
PLAYED Those winning the highest score
for the evening We're: Mrs. Christensen
and ". W. Brc 'kon, while Mr. and Mrs.
Jensen scored next in honor. \ most ap-
petiZinS lunch was served 10 about TWEEN
Miss DoIHlzius Burns. Miss Julia Walk
err Miss McDou0ugh Miss Allen and !.
G. Wood. teachers 20 the Lower Btng-
ham school spent Thanksgiving vacation
In the city.
Among those who entertained a few
friends at Thanksgiving We're. Mrs w.
" Rreckon Mrs Nettit Mitchell Mrs
". s Cannon. Mrs. Stanley Johns, Mrs.
Dean Wilcox. Mrs. Ned Hawkins, Mrs.
Bert McGhee, Mrs. Z. l. COuntiynlin,
Mrs Dell Fnkle Of Highland Boy, Mrs.
A. ". Forman. Mrs ". IT. Dunn, Mrs
G.. IT, Roberts and many others.
The O-dcr of Washington met Friday
evening al Opera hall and elected OIL
Ulcers Tor the next term
Miss Rena Crawford entertains We'd
uesday evening AT the home Of Mrs. Beir-
man in honor Of the Be Lively club.
Howard Sawdy of Andoyer o., IS IN
camp and expects TO remain indefinitely.
Mr. SAVOY Was college chum Of ID. w.
Finklc
Mr and Mrs. r. Kent Smith We're re-
turning gnerims frcm Salt Lake Mon
day
Mrs. Dell FinIe has for her house
guest Mrs. W j. tfai& OF SAT- Lake
AiF. and Mrs Rowland Gibson of High
land Boy spent THANKSGIVING week at the
city. guests OF A. +. Gibson and family.
Mr. and Mrs Lewis Gates returned Sat
urlaN T. cqmD. M Gates has been in
Nevada and AIRS Gates has been visiting
city friends,
Mrs John Jim2son and son, Aaron
Gauchal let MOldav for CalifOruia.
where tho. viii visit Airs. JimpsOn
daughter Mrs. Haskin. Mrs. Jimpson
Will remain possibly month. Aaron
Gauchat VIII spend the winter on the
coast
AIR ana Mrs {. l. Adderlv were re-
turned nilerims fro~ salt Lake Sunday.
Mis Mavqie Davis Is enioyin" Ten
days visit with friends IN Spanish Fork.
Airs. J. J.. Forbes IS spending Thanks
giving wosk al the capital
Mr.. ard Mrs. Berr.' ana children of
salt Lake -arf quests u Mrs Berry S
mother. Mrs " s. Cannon.
Or J. X W BTcckou, NT, and Mrs. J
T. Erection. NTH Edith Brcckon and Q.
n BrcckOu were camp visitors during
the week, guests Of relatives. Mrs. Nettie
Mitchell and family
The dance given Thursday evening at
Opera hall by Ruth Rehekah lodge was