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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

what Is your favOFits poemf',
4 haven't any, - answered Mr.. Gum
fo1i poetry always strikes ma a,
nisisiy an enort on the authors part
70 show on how much he knows sbon,
eapil@l letters and punctuation
arka''-WashingtOH Star.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
Mere thought

New CeFk-I think / understand
the business pretty well now.
EmployeF-Yesi Keep at il four or
hve years Perhaps yOun understand
il then as well as you think you do
nOw.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
BRICK

Brick furnished In large or small
quantities. Pressed brick made to or
der Yard en- State street, south Of
psnitsntiary.
SALEM BRICK YARD.
A. A. BURTON. Prop.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

~ you are troubled with dizzy spells
neaalehs Z. Indigestion. constipation
holhStsF's Rocky Mountain Tea viii
ni-.e you well and keep yOu well II
- iai',. gos your money back. that
n ia@ % sentA Dr.. Stones Dmg
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

NEW LANCE HOTEI

When you vislt Portland. Orr h.
soi soie and stop At The New Lance Ho-
so5 ~ ssts Sa door TO the Imperial Rsts~
zoe and el.o0 per day. Eoetrie
49,. 81 s4A bells, elevator, steam hsae
o- rao.,.. Ds.a 'sse fFee bOA An outsids
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
MiscECCANEoO8.

Salem Iron works-Foundsrs, msshin.
ists and blaeksmithA Manufacturer
OF all kinds OF saWmin machinery.
Hop and fruit drying stoves, etc
Manufacturers Of the salem Iron
works Hop Pres. Ii.2e.lm
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

"AA'ea-ruIkSys. geese, ducks, chick.
ems and All farm produce. Highest
cash price paid for same. Capital
Commission Company, 9e7 oommsr.
eial street. Telephone IT0.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
WANTED

"Anoed-Position BY thoroughly com.
Pesent woman a. housekeepsr, mat.
ron or soamstresa. Best references.
Addfeas, care Of Journal, "M. NJ.
II" II-g9.tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

For Rent-RTninhed room, heat. bath
aud electric light. Inquire p6i Oak
street. 1885,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

The soiey studios Thorough instruo.
tion In music. Mr.. and Mrs. Frances.
90 seley, specialists In Voice Produe.
ton, Interpretation and Harmony.
Opera House Building, rooms and
10. Residence phone Main 57l.
ii-2-iim
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
MUSIC BTUDTos.

Music Btudio.-Frank II. Churchill,
Musical Studio. Associate teacher
Western Conservatory, Chicago, III,
representing Interstate System AZ
Salem, Oregon. In tho Gray bloch,
room 3. Studio hours Q 20 ia and
90 8. s.Io.tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
DREssAfAKrNa.

Mrs. IA Campbell, South Commercial a.,
near eemetery, IL prepared 10 do all
kinds Of drosamaking. Phone, Main
1879. 10.iT.im
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
Patronise Yo0r Home In
dostries and keep YOor mon
eY at home.

Not a new business, but the old black
smith, wagon and paint shop Of Jacob
Arthur very much enlarged. We arc
prepared TO do all kinds Of fancy paint
ING sign painting and buggy, carriage
and wagon PAintingj repAinting and TO
pairing furniture and musical instTu'
mentS A hrSt-elass painter employed.
Light and heavy wagons and buggies
On hand and made to order. Work
'ailed for in any part Of the city and
returned free Of charge by @. W. Johns
or William Gross.
JACOB 4 ARTHUR.
FAoue lass Main. 2226 N. Front st.
0-22-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

Modern woodmen OF AmsrioA.-ore,
gon Cedar Camp, No 5af0. Meets
every Thursday evening AZ 9 o'eloek,
Holman HalL r. Il Mattsn, v. OF
A. l. Brown, Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01
ron RENT.

For Rent for one Or Term OF Years
Owing 20 sickness In my family, !
have eoucludcd 10 rent my hop yard
of 65 acres, or part thereof. ono 4
tho bost yards IN Polk county. Ap
ply 10 Samuel orr, Riekrcall, or.
t.27-im.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

AZ Your stepmother's-The Salem Dye
works is where you can get your
clothes cleaned, dyed, pressed and
refined. buttons sewed on an rips
sewed up, from pair Of gloves to
the most elaborate silk gowns. All
goods paid for II injured Mrs. Q.
II. walker Prop. Phone Main 1245.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-12-01

Hotel scott-Newly furnished. every
thing clean and hrst class. Rooms
AZ reasonable pricoe In cottle
block. Salem. A. Scott. prop. 7-e-u
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

sacrificed Marie and Roland singled,
scoring Marie. The next two up
famed.
Gilligan walked and MeClain sac
rificed him to second. Bohannan
doubled and scored Gilligan going to
third on the throw. Taylor hunted
and Bobannan started in .home Col
Inns threw to first and Roland tried
to shut OF Bohannan at the bag but
the runner scored.
In the 9Th the Indians scored
twice again. Taylor tripled and Per-
ry singled. scoring Taylor. Potts
sacrificed and Brahic singled. Land
singled and two runs were scored.
Frakes sawed out and McClain was
retired on a g;ou Ter.
The Egyptians SO I'd one in the
seventh and another in the eighth
inning. In the seventh inning Har-
vey doubled and went to third on an
error of Land, who threw wild to
second to head him off. Taylor field
ed the ball and threw too high at
third, Harvey scoring. The next
three were retired in order.
In the eighth Marie doubled and
came in on a throw from the infield.
the following three being retired in
order. The decision on Mares
chance at the plate was close, but
the Jumps" said safe and that
tied 'em up"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

After begging TO come back on the
team. then refusing to come when a
chance was offered him. Dutch
Wagner has at last promised to re-
turn and do his best. But he prom
Used to be In Paducah yesterday
morning and was not there when the
game was called. Now that Cairo is
to have Bomar and Asher and Red
Faucets, one OF the cleyerest young
"southpaws" In the business Is to
join the team in day or So. there is
no need of the unruly "Dutchman s.
services and the best thing that could
be done to him would be to issue
him instruction TO lean up against
the river. Cairo Bulletin.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20
LOW RATES
B. S @. S.W.

Mountain Lake Park, Maryland.
On Crest Of the Allegheny Mountains.
Mountains Chantauqua. Tickets will
be sold from all points August
3lst.
Louisville, Ky. National Associa-
ton of Stationary Engineers. Tick
cts will be sold July SOth and 31st.
with return limit August 10th.
Denver, Colo. Fraternal Order of
Eagles. Tickets will be sold from ala
points August 18th to 18th. Return
limit August goth, with privilege Of
extension to September 25th.
Grand Army of the Republic. Ma
tional Encampment. Tickets will be
sold August 29th 20 September ith
Return limit September 18th. with
privilege of extension to October 7th
Pittsburg, Pa. Knights of Pythlas.
(colored,) Uniform Rank, Blennial
session. Tickets will be sold for all
trains august lslh, 18Th and 2Oth.
Return limit August 2sth.
Philadelphia, Pa. Odd Fellows.
Sovereign Grand Lodge. Tickets will
be sold September nth, 18th, 18th
and nth. Return limit September
25th, with privilege of extension to
October 5th.
Los Angeles aud San Francisco,
California. w. c. T. U. Convention.
Tickets will be sold October 18th TO
2lst. Return limit November 30th.
For rates. sleeping car reservations,
or information to time OF trains, stop
over privileges and other particulars.
consult your nearest Ticket Agent, or
address o. p. MCCARTHY.
General Passenger Agent,
CINCINNATI OHIO.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20
Today's Schedule.
Cairo at Paducah.
Princeton at Vincennes.

The Indians took the fourth
straight game from the Egyptians
at Wallace park yesterday afternoon
In the presence of a small crowd, by
a score of to 4, the contest lasting
eleven innings.
"Old Lady" Bittorlff oppose
Frakes for the twirling honors, and
the Long Boy" beat him out.
Briefly summed up the Indians
had ginger while the visitors were
afraid to side step after one, and
were perceptibly nervous.
Both scored two runs in the first
inning.
Fleming hit for three sacks, and
scored on Mares single. Collins
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Vincennes. July 20.-The Infants
arrived in this city yesterday for the
opening game of the four club league
and were taken into camp by score
of 4 to |. The visitors managed to
get six hits on Duggan but they
could not clout one out when Il
meant run. Rossen, for the visit
ors, was in good form but IL seemed
that the only time he was hit was
when safe one would net a score
French, the speedy Henderson
second baseman, who was drawn by
Vincennes in the dice shaking game
at Henderson Tuesday night. was on
second sack for the Alice Men and
played elegant ball. "Swi" Thomp-
son, cracked up to be a world beater
in the outfield. was released, mot
having fulfilled predictions by one
third.
AS the Kolbites appeared on the
diamond they are so per cent stron-
ger than at any time this season. and,
If they do not belle their looks, they
will give Paducah the hardest strug-
gle of her life to keep the lead in the
pennant race. Score:
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20
PLEASED WITH PADUCAH.
Are lnspector-t;encraI Gaines and
surgeon-Genera. Mccormack.

Inspector-General Gaines and Sur
geon-General Mccormack have re-
ported to the adJu,ant general on the
eligibility Of the Paducah .encamp-
ment. Their report was altogethe.
favorable.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20
Score by Innings.
ings, 1924 507SO 10 1T

Paducah. 100000 1000 o ID
Cairo, 200 0Ol1O o o.
Earned runs Cairo, 3; Paducah,3 3.
Three-base hits, Fleming, Taylor.
Double plays, Potts to Gilllgan. Left
on bases, Cairo, 4, Paducah. 8. Hit
by ball, Lloyd. Struck out. by Bit
trolff, .; by Frakes, IL. Bases on
balls. of Bhtrolff. 2; OF Frakes. /,
Time of game, 2;10. Umpire-Ku-
bitz.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

The Cumberland Telephone Co. has
arranged to place a telephone In the
scorers box at Wallace park. and the
results OF the game will be furnish
ed to central Office every inning. and
TO all subscribers who ask.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

job by Manager Mccarthy yesterday
morning Let 1t be hoped that he can
get the play out of the men on the
team they are capable of putting up.
Cairo Bulletin.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

In the eleventh after Lapd and
Frakes had singled and worked a
double steal, Gilligan singled and
scored Land.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20
,eerfuliy Recommended
rheumatism.

o. q. Higbee. Danville. H.. writes
Dec. 2, 1901; About two years. ago
] was laid up for four months with
rheumatism. | tried Billiards. Snow
Imminent; one bottle cured me. !
can cheerfully recommend Il to all
suffering from like aiiiiction."
25c. 50c. 81.
Sold by Alvey Il List. Paducah,
Ky.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Pitcher-umpire sydney Eckstein
has Joined the Rock Island. Ill.
Three ] league team.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Totals, 49,, .3S 10 33 ~ 2
"No one out when winning run
was made.
'Brahic substituted for Lloyd in
seventh inning
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20
Vncennes Takes "a Game From
Princeton--Duggan Did Excel
lent Work for Alice.
SOME DOPE FOR THE FANS
How They Stand.
Yesterdays Results.

Paducah .. Cairo (. teieven IN
nings.)
Vincennes 4. Princeton l.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

is the automobile dealers money
tainted?
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

BdTTtTItS IuHtTVyI IttVtT HIItI
Peitz: Taylor and Bowerman.
American Association.
At Kansas City-Indianapolis, s.;
Kansas city. 2.
At Minneapolis-Toledo, 8; Min
neapolis, 4.
At 81. Paul-St. Paul, 2; Column
bus, IL
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Lard is improving with his sti III.
lie has a new position at the bat
which seems to have tendency ~
make the pitcher place 'em straight
over" and wheL he does the Big
Man generally places 1t where 1t will
Go the most goo !;
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Southern League.
New Orleans, 8; Nashville, 1.
Shreveport. 3; Birmingham, 2.
Memphis, 6; Atlanta, 3
Montgomery-Little Rock, (rain).
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20
Cotton States League.

Pine Buff, 3; Ja'kson, 0.
Baton Rouge. 3; Mobile, 0.
Meridian, Z; Greenville, 3.
Vicksburg- Hattiesbuyg, tsbandon-
IA
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Collins seems to have lost his bat
ing eye.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Manager Lloyd received bad in
jury yesterday. The pitched ball
struck him on the left cheek and
came near fracturing his jaw bone.
He had 10 retire from the game, aad
Brahie took his place.
Gilligan did II again with his little
stick.
Behannan is ltill siuggias The ba'i
10 al parts Of tie field
Potts made a sensational one-hand
stab yesterday and retired a runner
ON what should have been a hit, and
which would have been with any
other second baseman.
Kubitz umpired good, game yes
terday. His decisions were good and
he gets around the diamond and
looks minutely after the hits and the
base plays.
The. batteries for today's game are
Lane and Harvey for Cairo. South
and Land for Paducah.
Piatt has been indefinitely bench
ed by Manager Harry Lloyd for dis
obedience of rules.
Orth Collins is now captain Of the
Cairo team. He was appointed to the
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

BatterIes-Duggan and MattesOn,
Rossen and Downing.
II is said that Cairo has a deal on
to trade Percy Wilder to the In
fants for Arthur Long. The Infants
have an excellent outfield as IL is,
and their pitching stan is where their
worst weakness lies-Cairo Bulle-
tin.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Batteries-Chech and Phelps; PIC
finger. Sutthoff and Doom.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Behannan is still siuggias the ba'
TO al parts Of the field.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Ortiz Collins is now captain Of the
Cairo team. He was appointed to the
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

Piatt has been indefinitely bench
ed by Manager Harry Lloyd for dis
obedience OF rules.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

BatterIes-McFarIan and Ufauy,
Willis and Moran.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

GilIigan did II again with his lltt!e
stick.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-07-20

TIE. batteries for today's game are
Lane and Harvey for Cairo. Soutf
and Land for Paducah.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13
FOUL BROOD.
How to Secure q Surplus Of Honey
from a Colony Of Bees Hav- \
ing That Disease.

A great many bee-keepers all over the
country, when first they discover foul
brood in their apiaries, hold up their
hands in horror because Of the dread
disease which makes such havoc with
the busy little workers. Some of our
largest apiculturists, who have vague
ideas of foul brood as meaning utter loss
Of profits and sometimes their livelihood
for one year, when they discern the
dread disease in their yards commence
to cure the disease at any cost when
there is absolutely no need Of 1t.
While working last summer on one Of
the largest bee-ranches Of Colorado.
where foul brood is almost synonymous
with healthy brood, writes Harry w.
Craven, in Gleanings in Bee Culture, I
found very. effective and practical
method by which the bee keepers Of that
section made large profits from their
fouEbrood colonies. I will try to tell
as best can how it is done.
Let us start in the spring when the
bees commence to fly out, say about
the middle of April. At that time the ex-
animation of colonies Is under way for
feeding and wedding out the foul brood
hives to be treated later. Now comes
the honey-flow. g.. The hives Of foul brood,
when first discovered, have been marked
IF. B." and date Of the discovery af-
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13
IMr9: M KeHman. z.

Tired, nervous and irritable, the
mother is unfit to care for her chill
dren, and hercondition ruins the childs
disposition and reacts upon herself.
The mother should not be blamed, o.
she no doubt is suffering with back
ache, headache. bearing down pains or
displacement. making life burden.
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the unfailing cure for this
condition It strengthens, the female
organs and permanently cures all dis
placements and Irregularities. 4
Such testimony as the following
should convince women Of its value: ];
/" Iwant totell you how much good Lydia r.
PinkhamB Vegetable Comp has done ma
I suffered for eight years with ovarian
troubles. I was nervous, tired and II.
ritable, and it did not seem as though could
stand tt any longer, as had I've ciifldren+t 70
care for. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Cnmpound was recommends and 1t has q.
Sirelv cured me- I cannot tAAFlk you enough
For Your letter Of advice and tor what Lydia
II. Finkham's Vegetable Compound has done
for me.-Mrs. Phi. Hoffman, 100 Himrod
Street, Brooklyn, N. Y" 5
III Mrs. Pinkham advises sick women
Tree. Address, Lynn. Mass. =
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13
YOU HAVE No ri HT
70 Suffer from Constipation, Bowel
&.5}@ and Stomach Trouble.

9. What is the beginning Of sickness!
A. Constipation. sI@1 5,T 4,
Q. What is Constipation? l.. III
f. A. Failure Of the bowels to carry of
the waste matter which lies in the ali.
mentary canal where it decays and poi
sens the entire system. Eventually the
results are death under the name Of Esome
other disease. Note the deaths from ty.f
Choid fever and appendicitis, stomach and
bowel trouble at the present time.
=. What causes Constipation?
= A. Neglect to respond to the call Of
improper diet.
9: What are the results Of neglected
- A. Constipation causes more suffering
than any other disease. It causes rheuma.
tlsm, colds, fevers, stomach, bowel, kid
ney, lung and heart troubles, etc. It il
the one disease that starts all others. In
Digestion, dyspepsia, diarrhea, loss Of
piles, appendicitis, and fstula, are caused
by Constipation: Ito consequences are
known to all physicians, but few suf-
ferers realize their condition until it i
too late. Women become confirmed in
yalnls as a result of Constipation.
q. Do physicians recognize this! M, %s@
4: Yes: The first question yoH y, doctor oct y
assn Jou ~ "Ae iva S~AA0sAS~~'
Q. Can it be cured! r..
A. Yes, with proper treatment. The
common error is to resort to physics, such
as pills, salts, mineral water, castor oil, in
jections, ETC., every one OF which is in
furious. They weaken and increase the
malady. You know this by your own ex-
perience.
O., What then should be done to cure it?
A. Get q bottle of Mul's Grape Tonic
at once. Mulls Grape Tonic will posi-.
lively cure Constipation and Stomach trou-
BILE in the shortest space of time. No
other remedy has been known to cure
Constipation positively and permanently.
@. What is Mulrs Grape Tonic?
4. It is Compound containing 40 per
cent of the juice Of Concord grapes. 1t ex'
erts q strengthening, healing influence
upon the intestines, SO that they :an do
their work unaided. The process g grad
ual but sure. It is not physic. It Is
unlike anything else you have ever used,
but it cures Constipation, dysentery, stom-
ach and bowel trouble. Having q rich.
fruity grape flavor, it is pleasant to take.
As a tonic it is unequaled, insuring the
system against diseases. It strengthens and
builds up waste tissue.
@. Where can MulPs Grape Tonic be
A. Your druggist sells it. The dollar
bottle contains nearly three times the 3D.
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers. A Free Bottle to all who have
never used it, because we know it will
cure you.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13
BEE AND HEN LORE.

Heavy melting, now, means heavy
winter laying. ..s7 s3''',''' ss.>' 3 y
Z A private family trade is more valu.
able than shipping to the open mar
ket. ~" &.,n...
If you haven't alfalfa-feed your
chicks red clover. tt,-r.3a,ss ysssstaa9 :
! Ten or - weeks from shell to mar.
:ket 10 about right. .- - :5:es
~ After all, 1t Is, not 90 much In the
hive or locality as in the man.
Any brood combs not In usa should
be sulphured occasionally. a. It keeps
th0m sweet. -.,f5 s.s1
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13

= Simplicity Of Science. ~,
STUDENT learn that there are cases
in which people have had from child
hood an uncomfortable desire to eat
soap. What is the cause for that? a.
Learned Professor-They are victims
of sappessomania. .s.'. g
, Student-Um-what does sappesso-
mania mean? Z.
Learned Professor-A desire to eat
soap.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13
"What .ForP"

A young lawyer who always tries to
appear busy and prosperous went out
for awhile, leaving on his door = card
neatly marked: ~ .> Il n
Twill be back in an hour" %.&t
On his return he found that some en-
yious rival had inscribed underneath:
What fOr?"-Cassell's. 49, -, >aH-s.~a
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13

Bobby's Idea ct It.
MA" exclaimed Bobby, do You like
anyone to bite your"
mo, dear; why?"
"Well, Mr.. Buttin just bit sister on
che mouth. and she put her arms
around his neck and tried to choke
him. guess she doesn't like it,
either"-Puck. q" N
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13
/. Unfortunate Coincidence.

Unfortunate Coincidence.
tBeggar-Pleas give something tcr 9
pore man wot lost his arm In q railway
accident. &.,., -. g
Jones-You're fake. It's your Right
arm that appears to be gone now;
yesterday it was your left. a.
% Beggar-Well,~ boss, you see go
conclusion O. the brain in the same &C.
cident, and it fixed me so I can't never
remember which arms gone!-clev'e'
land Leader. %@ e.. ~,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1905-10-13
Can It Bee

First Magazine Publisher-Well'
whom do you expose in this months
issue? = - *,'e :"
Second Magazine Publisher-We're
sort of making a novelty of this
months issue. 'E'" "a
:, First Magazine Publisher-Enws
that? IVA
Second Magazine Publisher-We
don't expose anybody.-Chicago Sun