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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
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auS alien @auen Oes Oeutiden Sci.
Dies, iiberull pom 4uslanbe, mo Dsuti6e
leben, unO aus uielen StGbten Der Ser.
Staaten trsffen ermutbisenoe Seri6te
Elm iiber enersiide SOrfebrunsen 81 Der
Shiller=6 eier. 9tur in scranton lit es
mdus6enitiue. 8ie beiBt's oOh sleid !:
Su Scranton lit Ru9!
uno neil in Scranton Rube lit,
90 lit In Scranton Dub!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
Hnlte0 etat 6 Cou,t
Jdlt rirr %Gntidribuna INN S6ntr
ocs pub ifHHs grsrn q 6ubmuns
bon 3 rni's alprHtrGuier
SIntbrlcbcr.

Vim II. NOuember 1904 iGl1te Der
6i6ter 0cnrp y. Sman I'M Suuoesae.
rihte oes Diitriftes Wiihi9an 9e9en 0e.
wrlie 9tadahmer pon Sorni's glpen.
trGnter Slutbeleber cine @utiheioun0
neren moralilhe NSirtun9 iid in meitcn
Sreticn wohItbdtig fiibIbar MAIDEN wiro.
Us oiirftc wObl all9emein befuunt ieiu.
oaB in ben letten Sabrcn ucrihieoenc
ofahabmungcn BON SOrni'S 2lIpcutrdu.
ter Slutbeleber in Den 0anbel sebrad
muroen, nno oieie 6dliduugen baben
niht inr unter bcn ar9loien SGuieru
ptel llnbeil an9eri6tet, l~onpern aud
irri9c auifuiiun9en iiber ben 98ert Ses
ehtell SeilmittclS perbreitet.
Gte Wage 9eitattete lih idlieLlih 10
crnit, NaB Der Sabritant nidt umbrn
%fonnte, Den Sdue oes Sunossseri6tcs
aniurufen.
Son cen ueridieoenelt Sla0er, lpelde
Dor Dem genannten Tribunal ~anbdngia
iino, lit cine iCsben ourd Den GrlnE
elmer eno9iilti9en lito oauernben Ser
fiSung entihieOen wotbsn, welte es
Den Sefla9tcn, 6rnri, Seunsr & &c.,
Oercn ascnteu, Glcrfs. 9ln9citetlten uno
Ueoieniteten perbietet, Die Scilmittel
oeS SldgerS (Or. 6abrneD) mad, III.
abnlen ODER ibren eigeuen WieOi,inen Die
gleihen ODER dbnlihen 0iamen bei;ule.
gen wie lie Die Or. SabrncDidcn fiib.
rem. nGnlih Alprutrduter. 0eilOl,
WtasenitGrfer unO Uterine.
Oa Die 8efla9ten Dem tcmporiren
ScrbOt bes SunoeSgeri6teS nitt Sc.
boriam s~eletitet batten, wuroen JIG ieet
WtiBa6tun9 elmer ritterlideu Ser
iii9ung ihnloig qeiprOhen. 3n Dem
wuroe 9leif;eiti9 cine in Dem
ocs @OuntD &oDne III per.
biiBcnOe 6rcibeitsitraie iiber JIG per-
welhe CUR 8ouitredun9 9elan9t,
weun bic Sbnen aufcrleste GelObuBe
uno Die Soften nift innerbalb 30 Ia:
gen seiablt werOen.
Der naditebenoc artifel lift Der rGuc.
Mug 9iens" in Detroit, Did,, am 1s.
1904 eutnommen
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
Ncucr 1 Gcnt5 0aOcn,
:. s. 0abtDig $40 0atatDanna Nbr
StH MHh GonHtb

- @eneral Samuel Reariou reiite
am 6reitas nod 9iew gOrt uuO pom
bort am Samita9 mad Sene;usla. no
CT cine SurentOlOnie gu 9riinOen beab.
iihti9t.
- Sine fir Oonnerlta9 abeno anbcs
raumte 8eriummluns bes Common
Council fountc ni6t Pathfinder, neil
iih nur neun;ebn Wtit9lieoer einitelltcn,
wdbreno SmanSi9 fir Elm Quorum no.
tbi9 iino.
- Ourd einen pl0sli6en 9Sediel in
Der Semperatur fam lei6t ein glnfall
non RbeumatiSmus bcrbei9efiibrt per-
ben. Wian wenoe ct. Satobs Sel flei.
zig al uno oas &eioen miro in turSer
j3eit peridwinocn.
- Die 8enuiDluania @aIualtD Soms
panic beabiihti9t. ibr Sapital BON
100000 auf 100000 gu erb0ben,
Bonn Oas oerflOiiene Sabr mar fir Die
@eIellIdaft ein prosperirenoes uub Die
@rbObun9 mirb 9ema6t, nm oaS Sc
l6Gft nod mebr %aussuoebnen.
Der neu @ountD Sdatmeilter
9. 8. @onnor bat am Donncritas ais
feline @ebilfen Charles 9. Rolar BON
Der Siibieite uno GSm. g. Gifts BON
Starts Summit ernannt, am sleif.n
Gage ieincn amtseir ab9ele9t uuo trat
oann am 6reita9 feline Stelle al.
- Son afr ben i6redli6cn 9eioen,
Die ben meni6liden S0rper befallen, lit
feinss 10 abidredeno. nie oas burb
Nbeumatismus ueruriadte. Yiit ru
elm Spier? rlnmittelbare 9inoeruu9
uno baloi9e Seiluns folst Dem @ebruus
DIE bes meltberiibmten rNnfer" Raiu
@rpeller. Preis rs @tS. uuo 80 @ts.
= @ebiilfs Ser. Staaten Wtarl6au
s. Us. Sngoer bat Die @ntoedung &C.
ma6t, oa6 elm Mtann, ben er felt einis
gen Wonaten iuhte, i'm County Sc
%fdnsniB einen 9ermin wsseu Sleinoieb.
itabl abiist. Der Serl beiBt g8alter
Srussr unb pirb in Yerbinoun9 nit
Der Seraubuns oes @lt Sil Poitumtss
%perlan9t.
- Sobn 3bornton BON @oulosborn,
beiien Wtutter an 9. S8aibinaton aue.
mobnt uno Der ole BremIer oil Der Nas
dawanna Giienbabn an9eitsllt mar,
puroe uOrleste Wtittwob 0ia6t wdbrs
emo oes ~itarten Sturmes, oils er eineu
3u9 fla9siren wOllte, BON eiuem binter
ibm anfabrenoen 3u9e nieoer9sfabren
unb 9etObtet.
- Der am Donnerltag 9ia6t in Der
@uffeuballe oes 10. Resiments absebal,
tene 8Obltbdti9teitSs Bali, gum Senefii
beS Sabncmanu uno Oes S6winbiu6t
SOipitals, seitaltete iid iOwobl gu sinem
finaniiellen, pie aud 9eie1iduftli6en
@riol9e, beun tros Der berrl6enosn uns
a%neenebmeu Witterun9 batten lid sesen
2000 Rerionen ~ bemielben eingeitellt.
Der Geiuertrag Der 6eitli6teit betrd9t
$4,000, cine summit, Die ben beioen
Snitituten gu Suite tommsn miro.
- Clarence Softer, Der Dor @o6eu.
friit inSiusbamtOn perbuftet parO, neil
er Die @ebr. SrOtoSfD S6eune nm Der.
iAiebene Saten bcitoblcn bate, uno
am Moutas abeuO Suriidsebra6t
wurbe, entflOb am Dienitus Sia6mittas
aus ieiner Belle in Der itdOtii6sn FOli-
S%eiitation in Der S%tuOtballe. @r bate
gu ciciem 3wede Oas S6loB al Der
2biire entfernt, uber pie ibm cies &c.
lang uno wie ct Oann unbemerft aus
Dem @ebduoe ms Sreie selanste, mar
Der %OliSei CUR 3eit elm 9fatbiel. Die
RoliSei madte lid iofOrt an Die s(rbeit,
ben 0efanQener aui;ufiu0eu, 0oh &c.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
Ybotograpbii6es
Mtelier
BON SemrD 0rcD,
421 9adapaHHa abeHue,
Scranton. go.
TbOisarapbii&s arbeitsn i,btr grt pfresn bon
ins prompt, gut uub biais bsiprst.
Yin q d1ttae.

Der n~uitlet&ntfs. btr bur& Gin stp5bnIidts
Wittsl CUR @tiunbbtii piser bsrstftat puret,
natpsm CT tiniss SABRE lang an tirtr fbpsTsn
eunstnfranfbtii unb an psr stfiI6tstsn arauf-
btit S6pinbluht atliitsn battt, bat Gin srpess
gsrlanssu, isinsn Miilsiesntsn bas Wititl bu
ptiluns btfannt ~ mahtn. aatn btujtnissu,
bic 70 psrIars'n, pirf r frtuneliaf iolfsnfrti
zine Abl6rift Der 3uttrsituHe fdidsn, psIht Ne
dls cine itnt 5eiluus fur S&pinefuHt alb-
ma, &niaTrb, 8rcnGttis une ale Sals- unb
eunatnfrauibsiitu inetn ipsrptH. Or bpHL eae
aat e%sibsnpsu ttn 9tilmttttl prObirsn psrptn,
ea 20 lsbr rtribpol ~. DitisnissH. rtI&s bic
3ubtrsItuns ptl ,nesn, ptlhs ibntn ni6ts 10.
ten piIe uub Gin Stssn fur fs ftin mag. pOatn
stfiaisf
Chr. Geparb @tIfpn,
SrOpflyu, u. D., aertfitu.
GrHGbut bitft 3situHs.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
OlodOem giflous WaccOro Cam.

flag 9taft megetl unoroentlihem Setra'
gen perbaitet wOrOen mar, fauo man,
OaB Der Serl gut bemaiinet mar, bonn
er trug einen 3tepoluer uno ,ipei geidbr.
lid auslebeuoe WteiIer. am Sonnta9
musts er bann $500 Siir9ihait fir iein
9erihtlihes @riheinen %ltellei. neil er
uerborgene 8aifen tru9.
- Guf Die antlage beS 98iliam
Sleigbt pom @larf'S summit wuroe an
Dienitas Senrp ShlOB pom 9arriiOn
9luenue we0en Dem Oiebitabl pom $50
9auben uerbaitet unO fir ietn geriht'
Tides @ri6einen inter $500 Yiir9ihaft
9eitellt. Der 0iebitabl ioll iih i'm per.
flOlieneu CONNER ereisuet buben.
-@fit Der Mafia MiDrOerbaube iaei.
men weoer @eihworene nod Gihter uiel
SeOerleleus MAIDEN gu wollen. oenn
9eitern wurbe eiuer Der 8anoe, Sauto
@ariiaro. BON ben @eihworenen uad
einer Seratbung pom 10 Wtinuten ihul.
big beiunben uno pom Hihter GOwaros
iOfort gu 5 Sabreu unO 8 WtOnuten
3u6tbauS perurtbcilt,
= Das Oeluofrutiide Sta6t Gomite
bat ii6 ourd bic Nabl Der ~iol9enoen
Seumttn ~orsaniiirt (: Yoriieer, 9Yi1aro
VI. Yunnell Sefretdr. 9bomas u.
DOnaboe Sdatmeilter, Charles @raf.
Die Seamten beS slciden @omites Der
9tepublifuner linO YOriiser, %. 9.
Diebt Si;esg Oriieer. y. Z. Guptor /;
S6aemeiiter. 6runt 5ummler Setres
tar, @osar u. Sones.
- Sn benz @ebauoe No. 211 Spruce
StraBe brad 9egen 4 llbr 9eiteru Mor.
gen Elm Seuer aus, Oas Der obsuauf
wObnenoen @riiiltbs 6umilie bcinabe
uerOerblid 9ewOtOen wGre. Sin sidbri.
9cS Wi6ohen ermadte ourf Den 9tauh
uno mar %imltanOe. Den Yater aui;une.
den, Der oann ieinen fleinen Sobn uuo
einen Sruoer rettete. 0aS Seuer, mel
DIES in Der diueiiihen @Giherei I'M M.
Stodwerte ausbra6, ri6tete eiuen
Sbaoen pom $1,000 an.
- Der 9llarm o Saiten 20 am
Oieuitug 8Ormitta9 wurre ourd eiuen
SranO in Dem aOitbaus Der Srau
Satob Smith oil Ioams apenue %perursI
iaht. bod fonnten Die 6lummen Dor
Der Seuerwebr bewGlti9t
weroen. 6rauf Chapman, Gin yada.
mama 3eleSrapbilt, siinOete jufdlt9
Elm NOtbfal 8arnun9siisual al unO
ais er oaiielbe Su IOihen ueriudte,
er uon Dem 0taube iiberwGlti9t
unO muBte BON einem SrSte %bebanoelt
neroen.
- 0tadoem ie lih nit Den itdOtlihen
oiesbeSiislih ueritanOist bate,
initulirte am Sreitas Die Steusr,abler
Yereiui9uu9 in benz Department Der
0ffentlihen 8erfs einen auoitor, nm
cine 9riiuolide Briifuns Der bidder Dor.
Sunebmen, nobel oerielbe weosr j3eit
nod Soften iparen ioll. Mapor Sons
nell ertldrte in 8%erbinouus nit Der Sas
DIE, oaB benz aubitor iebe m0sli6e llu'
teritiisuu9 seseben wiiroe, nm feline ars
belt sriinoli6 uno ,ufrieOenitellenb mo,
den Sl f0nuen.
n9- Pcrtrait photographer, SAINT.
liens uuo @eieli6aitsbilber. in bslisbis
ger @rOBe unb biibider Susfibruns,
Rsprobuttionen ieber art YilSer, 9anb.
idaftss unO 9duierauiuubmen, i6One
Sreiben' uuO 8aherfarben. ROrtraits,
II. I. I. Bette 3ufrieoenheit in Srbsit
ionic Preis wiro suseiiaert.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
@aaren ;,ttt ba(ben Yretie.

SSir babem Den 9eiammten NDrratb bes @alfb
SeOpitdten Nafaites un sSppmin9 Apenne aa9efamft
Mmb ba tpir ~cemielben ;m brinabe peni9er ais Dem
balben 0erfanfspreife crlangteu, 70 ffnp mir in Den
GtanO 9eiett, mt rem &unbsn 9rO6arti9e NDrtbeile
5n bieten, Denn Die SSaarem perD tt, 70 lan.e ife aus:
balten, 80 einbalbem &Sreiie pber nccb WeniSrr los.
4eiblasen. S5ier 1T Die G;cle9cnbeit fir ~uirflicbe
Nprtbeile permift iTe MIR nicbt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02

- =
SrmDiaDrS
gr6Tnmm8
bon releit
StiGereien.

8ei9eno cine 9robe @uspabl
bon pradtuollen neuen Oeilin8 in
Na6abmun9 Der edten Sanoar'
belt auf 4elnpanb uno feinen
8auSe Waterialien, pie Cream
8atiite. Swib, @ainioof uno
4ariS Muu.
8ir fonnen nur elm paar Der
meilt pOpuIdren @ouitdten anflb'
tefl.
.,&aglaiie Embroidery"
,,8oie Soint,"
nYOmpaoonr," vMeoaQions, ="
in ueridieoenen Muftern.
. Gnaliib embroidery"
iapaneiide @rbeit.
nMaris antoiastts.
8reite uno en9e &dnoe init
pa6enoen ginidsen. in Den Der.
l9ieoenen StDlen BON Stiferei.
.,9enis Sloaaees"
fir 8inoerfleioer.
Weftdte &leioerz& Stolen, etc.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
5taat StiU. sOIseu.l

rutap NV 90.
8ranf 3. Gbsnsp bsibpUrt, bab tr Der
GlttTs PARTNER her 5irna 8 s, @btntp &
80. II ptlbt 9eib6fts in etr Stdet 5pIthr,
In pbengenanntm 9puut5 uub Staats, tbut.
unb bab bsGagts 6irma bic Summs BON tim
bunptrt Dollars fir isttn GaQ BON 8a.
tanb br3ablsn tpiro, Der burt btu @tbrnuH ppn
pall's aatarrb. Sur nibt gtbsilt MFR.
ben fam. 8rauf 8. 9btnsp.
t, Sd6poren Dor mir unb unttr.
Siestl idritbsn in mtintr @tasnpart
49, am 6. September " .. S6
VI. u. @ttapu, 6ftntlihtr Roiar.
Sal's 8'iarrb- Sur pirp inntrli6 stnOmmtn
uue pirft btrtft auf has Slut uub bic ltItimi-
gen Sbuf66tu ots Spisms. eaet Gub 3tus-
niTt frti iuibidtn.
q. 5. GbtntY & Co., 5SItep, ..
Sd"Ssrfaufi pen alien ApOibtfsru, 75e.
5aa's 6amllltn-g tltn iinp BIT btifsn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02

- Commander 9iiles uon Dem Suns
Oestreujer Bottom" tbeiIt Der aiiociir.
ten Preiie nit, oaB 9lle an SOro ocs
n SOitOn". Die am seIben 6ieber litten,
wIeOer bcr9eitc1t iiuO.
@uau GbOmas. Der friibere 9rdii,
bent Der Dem Yorfer BrOouttenbOrie,
ttel aus einem 6eniter oes pierteu Stods
leineS BObngebauOes, an Neit 8. Str,
uno blieb auf Der Stelle foot.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
Oentfcber Sebrtftieter

cber elm iunstr Naun NIT Grfabruns ale folder
tpire icfcri prrlnuet tn Der sWo6tublatt" Of
fee, SIT 9adapannd Aptnut.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02

- Die cauaOildeu Sapiermiiler bus
ben lih fir Elm Yerbot Der ausfnbr
BON Saumltdmmen unO SOlSbrei err
flIrt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
Oeutfdber Rnabe perlanat.

Gin aufsttu fdttr, bravtr andbs I'm aItsr BON
i5-t7 9dbrtu, hsr aud ssl6ufs Gusiii6 fam.
Rdbsrt Ausfunfi trtbtilt R. !. Butter.
TIA 0albinetOu Aptnut.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02

Observation-Disclosures O9ri9t. = 9in'
y terlaieni6aft bes uerit. Sobu
Platt, lestbin BON Der Stab Scrarl'
ton, Sadawauna County, Ha.
5tfdmtntariiht Bolmaht In ptr Obigen pin.
tsrlafsul&aft IN BEN llntsrtfitnttsn b~tpiliet
rorptn. alt perIcntu. ptlhe Goreeruustn
gtstn hisi,lbt babtu, ptrptu ioltt jur Stiabl-
uus sinri6tn, uub ptr %Oerislbfn ItuIbst, m5st
ipfOrttss 3abluns MAIDEN
@ m. COOL. 9rtfuicr,
S37 9idOrp StTabs,
SO SCRANTON. pa.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02
Dsntfde 9riefltfe.

q. Slod, Sri. 9iSSie Suntele,
SOispb Sofner. Sruu Sar. Wti6els,
SuOwi9 Wtuiiia, 6raut s. Stapf,
80. s. S9i6, Yaul Sterling,
s. q. @olfe.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1905-02-02

China Speiies mn Ghees3 eller, 0roos
mo BUTTER eller. Oatmeal Shilielu.
Waren 10 9ts.. Oieier Yerfauf nur ) 6
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
Mra Bessfe MsssIey


10 be such successful WINE, to re-
tain the love and admiration of her
husband. to inspire him to make the
most of himself. should be woman's
constant study.
Ii woman finds that her energies
are tagging, that she gets easily tired,
dark shadows appear under her eyes.
she has backache, headaches, bearing
down pains, nervousness, whites, irreg-
ularities or the blues, she should start
at once to build up her system by
tonic with specific powers, such as
Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound.
Following we publish by request a
letter from young wife:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:
Ever since my child was born have s,1f
Tered, as 1hope few women ever have with in
hamnation, female weakness, bearing-down
pains, backache and wretched headaches. tt
affected my stomach SO l could not enjoy nv
meals, and half my time was spent in bed.
Lydia &. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
made me well woman, and / feel so grateful
thatI am glad to write and tell YOU of NV
marvellous recovery. 1t brought me health
new life and vitality. Mrs. Bessie Ainsley.
GIL South 10th Street. Tacoma Wash.
What Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound did for Mrs. Ainsley it will
do for every sick and ailing woman.
II you have symptoms you don't un-
derstand write to Mrs. Pinkham. at
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is free and
always helpful.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
CRAFTY MAN WINS OUT.
Neat Way In Which He Dupes ~
HAnoel Of HE ifAU

Neat Way IN Which He Dupes ths
Angel of His Life"
Mr.. Smuthe reaches home for din
ner and finds his wife in an unusually
taciturn mood.
They go through the meal almost
quietly; the only speech being from
him.
The evening progresses in the same
fashion.
At last he asks:
Aren't you feeling well to-nights
"Oh, yes" she tells him. coldly.
"Then what is wrong with your"
"You ought to know"
"How should l know? Have sale
or done anything to offend your"
mo; you haven't said anything OF
done anything"
Then what on earth makes you act
this way?"
II suppose you have forgotten what
day this is?"
mo. This is the 25th day Of Aug
ust, 1906"
"And it is my birthday, and you for
got that it was, and you never for.
got 1t before, and you"
Zone moment, my dear. I did not
forget that it was your birthday"
She smiles through her tears, think.
ing OF diamond sunbursts and things
like that
ooh, you dear thing!" she exclaims.
"You did not forget it, them"
mo. What birthday is it?"
"Why, my thirtieth, of course"
well, angel of my life, do you not
think it is more gracious of me to
seem to overlook your birthday than
to remind you of how old you are
growing?"
Next day she tells the neighbor that
dear John is the thoughtfullest man
that ever lived.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
Forcing the Youthful Mind.

There is very general cry that chill
dren are becoming every day les.
childlike, that they are being pressed
far beyond their strength Of course
the fanatics tell us that it is not so
that all this outcry is the outcome O
misplaced sentiment and of Ignorance
of the true inwardness Of educationa
methods. But this we know, tina
forced minds are very like forced
plants perhaps, but no
such as the experienced cultivatoI
keeps as stock" Nature is very zeal
Gus for her musings. You may foo
considerably with adult specimens
even to the degree of making then
hideous; you may experiment almos
indefinitely with this, and the othe1
kind of pruning. grating, but let {
cold wave or hot wave but once blow
upon your tender musings and the,
are gone without hope OF resurrection
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
A Mere Matter of Size.

She was corpulent and on her way
to Chicago from New York, and was
travelling with her two children. aged
respectively and years. AS far as
Buffalo she had not been asked to pay
for the children, but at that point the
train crew changed and the new con
ductor, gruff, surly-looking individ
ual, looked askance at the children
and asked for their tickets.
why, have none," said the moth
er.
"How old are they?" snapped the
man in blue.
''The girl is and the boy 4, SIR"
.'They look pretty big for that" was
the gruff rejoinder.
well" said she of the avoirdupois,
eff you're collecting fares according
to size, you'd better get another ticket
for me-"
Needless to say, she did not pay for
the children.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
Young Fool and the Old.

rnere's no fool like a young fool
When fireworks are concerned
Behold them all. the victims small.
With hands and faces burned,
Behold the famed and killed and manned
Their needless sufferings:
There's no fool like the Old Fool
Who gives a child such things.
There's no fool like young fool
In glorious July
To fire bomb and lose a thumb
And tear away an eye,
To touch a light to dynamite
And scatter death and noise:
There's no fool like the Old Fool
Who gives child such toys.
There's no fool like young fool
To make the Fourth a crime
When every nurse and every hearSe
Is working overtime,
When East and West and North and
South,
The lists appalling grow:
There's no fool like the Old Fool
Who thinks a child should know.
There's no fool like the young fool
Who smells the powder smoke
But the awful play that mars the Day
Has ceased to be a joke,
Yet Satan tempts the Old Fool
To chuckle meath his breath
And put among the needless young
The instruments of death.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
Cures Rheumatism and Catarrh-- M edicine
Sent Free.

Cures Rheumatism and Catarrh-- Medicine
Sent Free.
These two diseases are the result of an
awful poisoned condition of the blood. If
you have aching joints and back, shoulder
blades, bone pains, crippled hands, legs or
feet, swollen muscles, shifting, sharp,
biting pains, and that tired, discouraged
feeling of rheumatism, or the hawking,
splitting, blurred eyesight, deafness, sick
stomach, headache, noises in the head, mu-
cous throat discharges, decaying teeth,
bad breath, belehing gas of catarrh, take
Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. b. 1t kills the
poison In the blood which causes these awful
symptoms, giving pure, healthy blood
supply to the joints and mucous mem
branes, and makes a perfect cure of the
worst rheumatism or foulest eatarrh.
Cures where all else fails. Blood Balm
(B. b. b. is composed OF pure Botanic in
gradients, good for weak kidneys. I'm
proves the digestion, cures dyspepsia. A
perfect tonic for old folks by giving them
new, rich, pure blood. Thoroughly tested
for thirty years. Druggists, 81 per large
bottle, with complete directions for home
cure. Sample free and prepaid by writing
Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, GA. Describe
trouble and special free medical advice
sent in sealed letter.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
Old Couple Take Marriage Vows.

George Apologize, an octogenarian
of Bethlehem, Pa, the other day took
out a license to we'd Mrs. Augusta
VAIL, also of Bethlehem, and so years
I'D. Before doing SO he placated his
children by giving each of them $50
a00 Mr.. Apologize is rich man, and
IS be SAYS. will have enough left" for
himself and his elderly bride.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
Plain Spoken.

81 hope, senator" ventured the up
right citizen, "that you never allowed
anyone, to hint about bribe in your
presence
81 should say not" replied Senator
Doodle, with much emphasis.
"Ah, am so glad to hear it."
NO, sir, / never allowed them to
lint because it took up too much time
# they wanted anything crooked done
they had to say it right out and then
I'd listen"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
Japanese Costumes Popular.

At the fashionable watering places
near New York Japanese costume
dances are all the rage. This does not
necessarily mean general pro-Japanese
sympathy among the butterflies Of So
ciety, who probably would have taken
up the picturesque features OF Russian
costume had the fad struck them that
way.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy Of Sweet Gum
and Mullen Is Natures great remedy-Cures
Coughs, Colds, Group and Consumption,
and all throat and lung troubles. At drug
gists. &c., 50c. and $1.00 per bottle.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09
ECZEMA FOR TWO YEARS

Little Girls Awful Suffering With Terrible
Skin Humor - Sleepless Nights For
Mother-Spsedy Cure by Cuticura.
"My little girl had been suffering for
two years from eczema, and during that
time could not get nights sleep, as her
ailment was very severe. had tried SO
many remedies, deriving no benefits, l had
given up all hope. But as a last resort
was persuaded to try Cuticura, and one
box of the Ointment, and two bottles of
the Resolvent, together with the Soap, eff
fected permanent cure. Mrs. l. B. Jones,
Arlington, Ind. T.'
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

Winnipeg, Manitoba. now has a popu-
lation of $4,000.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

Greater London contained 924,l lab inhab-
tied houses in 1901.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

Bean cake is the chief commercial fer
tilizer in China.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

Mrs. Wins ow's Soothing Syrup for Children
testning ,softens thegums, reducesinfiamma-
ton ,allays pain cures wind collie, Csc. q bottle
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

FITSpermanent.. cured. No Ats or nervous
ness after first day use oil DR.. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, $2trial bottleand treatise free
DIRK. h. KLINE, Ltd, s31 Arch St., Phila., Pa
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

Lapanders not lnfrequeRtly cover l5(
miles day on their skates.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

lam sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.-Mrs. THOMAS Ror-
ERTs, Maple St., Norwich, N.Y., Feb. II 1900
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

The cactus is coming into fashion in
England and Germany.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1905-11-09

r AND SCRIP Takes Government Land Quickly.
LWrite. Also progressive men changing location
should come here. Hugo SeaberY. Ration, N. Mexico