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Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-10-20
A L HELP WANTED.

WANTED-Men to learn barber trade.
Moler's System College, Los An
geles.
Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1905-10-20
Don't Borrow Trouble.

J. A. SUMMERS, Clerk.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
a String Of Good Stories.
THE FUTILE ARGUMENT.
III cannot tell how tho truth may be,
say the faIe 40 'fWas said to me-"

uDROFEsSOR BARRETT WENDELL Of Harvard
said Philadelphia lawyer, has a strong feeling
against the harsh and overbearng that
are sometimes permitted IN law COURTS and delights him
to witness turn the tables lawyer
indeed it always delights him to lawyer get setback
Laughing little, Professor Wendell told one day
how he had attended session of court where aged
had been placed in the witness box.
The examination Of this finished quickly
Then, in this way, the cross-examination began
. You know John Thompson, do you?'
:" Yes, sir. I've known him thirty years.
9 Never mind how long you We known him. We don It
anything about that here. Just my questions
without any additions Of your That will keep you quite
busy enough, think
!" Very well, SIR
Very we'll Now, witness, do you remember the after
noon of March 49,
g March last?'
''tMarch last! If I had meant March T. 1907, or
March 4, SO BIC, I'd have said March last, Of
course Do you remember that date?'
9 4 think I do, SIR
g You think you dog Don't you know you do9'
- Yes know I do
''sOn that afternoon did you call John Thompson?'
'''Yes SIR
&" What did he say?
4 object. I object. Your honor, l.
The opposing lawyer had risen In frenzy Of rage and
indignation he obectng The other lawyer sneered at
him.
'You obect?' he said why, your honor, it is per-
fectly clear and plain-and your will
out in this and forth.
Nov, for hour, the two lawyers argued They quoted
from dozen awbooks They stormed and ragged Accord
to the it had for 200 years been the custom allow
witnesses to questions similar to what did he say?
and according to the other such questions had from the be-
ginning of legal history been ruled irrelevant and
pernicious.
FINALLY the judge decided in favor of the
ing lawyer He, flushed and triumphant then took up the
witness again. .-'. ...z
Now, Witness he began, when, the afternoon of
March last you called to John Thompson, what did
he say?
''The witness, with little SMILE replied:
g He wasn't at home - !
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10

championship of Manhattan. The score
stood 50 to SO then and the game would have gone if
the captain Of and the catcher of the other hadn't
been pnched for playing truant
'The boys in the office have got up team, and Saturday
afternoon I'm going out with them, and we'll show the
Staten Islanders something about the game. Have
field down there? No, but Of the fellows has bought
place Casteton -Four Corners and we're going down to
help him celebrate There will be game between the
red and the single for elegantly mounted and
decorated set of porous pasters
'When getting up the game there was almost
deadlock because Of Budegh He has been married and
divorced three times and there dispute to which
team he should play Finally decided he would
pre- because he could sympathize with both Sides I'll tell
you all about the game Monday when meet you the
train. Come down with to the sports. That's the way
spend Saturday afternoon instead of oang round the
beachers Get into the yourself No? WE'LL 50 long
I'll tell you about it,
But he didn It..
Mr.. Fourply came forth that Saturday morning
splendent in suit Of fannewhite it looked at dis
tance but approaching fine blue stripe could be
running rapidly up and down. He also red jockey
cap keep the out Of his and he carried with him
his Toms nit to protect his hand He oah at first
to take this with him. but persuaded when they told him
how soft naction must have rendered his nvncbe
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
Tomorrow.

That is what is troubling men-tomor-
rows temptations, tomorrow's difficulties.
tomorrows burdens, tomorrow's duties.
Martin Luther in his autobiography, says:
Il have one preacher that 1 love better
than any other or earth. 1t is my little
tame robin, which breaches to me daily.
I put his crumbs upon my windowsill, es-
pecially at night. He hops onto the Sill
when he wants his supply and takes as
much as he desires to satisfy his need.
From thence he always hops to little
tree close by and lifts up his voice to
God and sings his carol OF praise and
gratitude, tucks his little head under his
wing and goes fast to sleep and Leaves to-
morrow to look after itself. He Is the
best preacher that 1 have on eartn.
Those who walk the sunshine way do not
worry about tomorrow. They do their
best in everything they undertake, and
leave the rest to God.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
Deer Us. Jersey Farmers

go THEY have begun stock Jersey with deer, ehq'
y said sportsman. .'Well wait few years, and
you'll trouble. Jersey is great truckfarnng state.
Wait till the pretty deer begin to eat the cantaoupes and
peas and BEANS and cabbages of the farmer What howl
then, will go up.
III know whereof speak, for spent last summer in New
Hampshire That is full Of fearless DEER for has been
forbidden shoot modest harass these animals for five
years. and it is amazing how bold the most md creature
strictly protected, will become The New Hamp-
shire deer ravage farmers truck patches They
succuent and costly truck than the visitors.
'sTo multiply its DEER New Hampshire has very strict
game laws and suppose that New Jersey will adopt laws
of similar Nobody will suffer from these laws but
the New Jersey farmers.
~ sat on New Hampshire farmers porch one August
afternoon when two deer eaped lightly the truck patch
fence and began to eat The farmer didn't set his dog
on Them he didn't throw chunks of New Hampshire granite
at them he walked hoeed them gently and tend
ery, you might shoe off beautiful hummingbird
lovely butterfly He didn't dare touch them and the deer
determined to continue feeding till he did touch them
They had eaten before they away dollars worth Of
peas the farmer said he had saved $4 at that if he
had harsh unknd to the DEER had hurt their feel
ngs any way the warden would have fined him $5
ssYou often see in New Hampshire deer loafng along
quiet sundapped mountain lane Don't look it close
", tho, or QUILL be fined.
stCharles Martin, Bostonian has beautiful cottage
New Hampshire Lake Sunapee. One day deer stroed
down from the woods sauntered thru Mr. Martins garden
entered the lake. and started to swim across
Mr.. Martin, much interested, got into his launch and
followed He could go faster than the deer Hence, for
half mile he had the satisfaction of keeping close to
and watching it unusual experience certainly He
could have sroked the deer with his hand if he had wanted
to- It darted this and that trying escape from the
swift little launch Finally it reached the other side and
| up into the woods.
| "A carpenter had Mr.. Martin, and the young
| was fined $25 for sharassing' the deer.
The same sort Of law will maintain, suppose in Jersey
while the deer are multiplying there During the years
multiplication what lot Of fine spring truck will be eaten,
and what lot Of grows will issue from the farmers and
what alot fines will be imposed by the wardens
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10


courage and sailed in. Air.
His chance in the third inning. There two
bases, and the married needed two to tie the
Morris smoe twice at the ball and missed it. Then he
spa his hands and at the third attempt met It fair The
ball sailed out about feet from the home plate The
catcher jumped for it, threw wild to irs and the right
fielder after magnificent stop Of the rolling ball. succeeded
throwing it the head Of the hrdbaseman The two
men, followed holly by Norris home He cheered
wildly and felt elated the thought that he had for
gotten his game
Alas! That wrought his downfall Bascomb, boy
of 90 who played ball all the tme at the bat for the
single He waited for thing and then he smashed
it. Morris hot liner with wings it coming for
space three feet above his head His sporting blood
was and gathering all his strength he sprang lightly
and he fell to the ground doubled up like jackknife
A sympathetic crowd gathered around him. but for full
ten minutes lay breahless and half dead At last he
feeby opened his eyes.
"How did it happen9', he whispered Tin heaven s
name, how high did I jump?
sAbout six inches they told him. sYour eye is not
good You should have stopped for that liner instead Of
jumping for it.
He shook his head and they carried him the trolley
He did work Monday, and Mrs Fourpy sent word
that he still in bed But he not the only one
affected for Of the other members of the
club carried bruises and similar mementoes Of their
tempt to butt into the game again.-New York Press
If man is unable to keep his word he find plenty
more in the dictionary
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
HE WAS LOVE-SICK.

Z RANCIS WILSON, at wedding breakfast in New York.
i talked about the strange effects of love-
II used to know ~ he said, "a young law clerk. No
seader and reliable workman than this young clerk
existed Like machine he in the morning and
tired at 10 at night and like machine he executed all his
employers tasks with silent speed and accuracy
Then it happened that beautiful girl moved into the
house next door to his and he fell in love with her.
t.And behold the strange effects Of love-
'fJenkins said the clerks employer morning, have
you finished drawing the briefs of Hoskn and Maybury?
'tsYes, ducky,' the young answered dreamily.''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
What Women Want to Ku0ay.

G POTS ON WALIPAPER-Will you kindly tell
y how to clean grease spots and fngermarks from
plain wallpaper?-Mrs. w. A. L.
To grease spots from wallpaper, place blot
ter the stain and hold iron it. The blot
ter will absorb the grease. Rub the other marks very
gently with piece of crusles bread about day DID, and
always downward direction AS the bread
is soiled, take piece.
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW.
TO WRITTEN THE HANDS-Kindly inform me what
will whiten the hands? Also tell of good tooth
wash?-A Reader
IENRY E. DIXEY talking at the Lambs club about
Turkish baths which the newspapers at that time
i condemnng as unhealthful.
II overheard the other day. said Mr. Dixey "a Turk
is bath conversation between young and beautiful girl and
her mother
my dear the mother said this IS rather big bill for
Turkish baths Why do you go there often?
1sThe young lady answered:
Where esescan girl go who has nothing to wear7'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
THE WIT OF WOMEN.

G ENATOR DEPEW, at dinner in Washington, prais-
- ing the wit Of women.
'Against this wit he said, eve. powerless.
Even when all the right and logic of argument
shame.
TThus found that his wife had bought few
pus Of false hair This dispeased him. He hid in the hall
day. and just the lady fixing the false ps upon
her brow he da11ed in upon her.
E Mary he said reproachfully, why do you put the
hair of another woman on your head?'
tfWhy his wife answered, do you put the skin of
other calf on your hands, -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10

will be known as the Sunshine scholarship
work:
OFFICERS.
Cynthia Westover Alden, president GEN
eral international Sunshine society and
International Sunshine scholarship work.
Harriet l. Macdonald, president Inter-
national Sunshine scholarship work.
First vice president, Mrs. Theodore
Haynes, Minneapolis, MINI.
Second vice president, Mrs. W. H Gran
dali, Alfred, N. Y.
Third vice president, Mrs J. S. Head.
Portland, Me.
Fourth vice president, Mrs. Edward Aus
tin Tuttle New York city.
Treasurer, Mrs. Helen S. Hodges, New
| York city. E
Secretary. Mrs. c. A Rugg, New York
city.
Recording secretary, Mrs. Jennie Kauf-
mann, New York city.
ADVISORY BOARD.
E. F. Olmsted, chairman; Booth ColweIl
Davis, Phi. DID,: w. II. Crandall, w. R.
Clarke, DR.. Daniel Lewis, Herbert Whip
pie, J. Edgar Amber, DR.. Alfred Prentice,
F. A. Owen.
1t is the purpose of this board to in
terest philanthropic people, the world
over, in movement to secure an educa-
ton for worthy young people.
| At present there are two young men at
Alfred university, sent there by the Sun
sinners, each trying to make a reputation
for himself, as we'll as for the society to
which he is indebted for mis- scholarship.
A great effort is being made to estab-
lish a scholarship in each state, and it is
hoped that fine report can be made at
the annual convention at Niagara, May
t13, 1905.
Donations are asked from those inter
ested in this work. Pledges are signed by
friends willing to contribute 81 or more to-
wards a specified number of scholarships.
This is purely philanthropic work, and
all money raised is Immediately applied
! to the scholarship; the Sunshine society
only claims the credit of the great move
rent. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
The Sunshine Scholarship Work.

There are numerous ways Of scattering
sunshine, and the names Of those whose
lives have been made richer and happier
thereby are legion, for they are many.
Almost every day some new method of
good cheer work is planned and put into
execution by the officers and members of
the Sunshine society.
Not very long ago a board was formed
to establish 100 perpetual scholarships in
Alfred university at Alfred, N. Y, and
the following named ladies and gentlemen
prominent in philanthropic and educa-
tional work were appointed officers and
members of the advisory board and what
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
What the Market affords.
G OUTHERN cabbage, cents pound.

G OUTHERN cabbage, cents pound.
- Asparagus cents. H.
Beet green's 80 cents peck. r.
Spinach Is cents peck ~
Tomatoes 20 to 80 cents pound.
;Watercress, cents bunch
Chives, 5 cents bunch.
California cherries light dark 30 cents pound.
) Grapefruit, 5 to 10 cents.
Strawberries, 10 cents. -,: ~:
The most abundant Of the vegetables from the south
cabbage This very nice and tender and is much used
The beet and dandelon desirable additions to
the dietary and frequently used by those with fondnes
for greens Spinach however, acceptable to larger
Der Of people, a.
The little punches of grassy leaves chves and they
give delicious touch salad containing cucumber
up with plain sliced cucumbers
The potatoes, which plentiful now, especially
good for salad potato should be scrped pared
Boil until tender but unbroken; then while still hot in
slices dice and pour French dressing to which
added teaspoonful Of onion juice Set aside until cold
plain potato salad may be varied by the addition the
time Of serving of CHARTERED hardboied eggs cooked dice
beets carrots peas second quantity of the dressing
should be added after arranging in bowl DISH tufts of
parsley the yok of hardboled egg rubbed thru sieve
make simple and pretty garnish
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
For Another's Joy.

If you wish to be really and truly happy
yourself, do something for anothers JOY.
Millie Stockford, Rola, n. D., is smut
in and would very much appreciate let
ters magazines and anything you may De
pleased to send her that will bring sun
shine into her clouded life.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10

The day started gloriously.
The sun shone. The sky was
without a cloud. And then
when they we're walking from
the trolley and were half a
mile between shelters a sud-
den storm came up, and they
were drenched. Mr.. Four
PHYS new flannel suit chung
to him in terror. His trous-
ers crept up. His jacket
frightened. His jockey cap,
warranted not to crock, shed
red aniline tears. When he
arrived at the field his
clothes fitted him in such a
way that the boys present
all cheered him and declared
he was the only person pres
ent in a suitable uniform.
But he ignored all this and
got down to work. After a
few attempts he found that
he could reach for a ball
without wrenching himself
apart. It worried him to
find that he was stouter and
slower than he thought he
was and that his wind was
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
What, Where, When.

If you want to send sunshine into the
lives Of those who will be sure to appre-
cfate your efforts, we will tell you what
to send and where and when to send it.
Sit down today and write nice, bright,
kind, sunShiny letter or forward mag
azine, fresh and new, Or some little arti-
Gle of remembrance to Miss Nellie Neff,
Stockbridge, VT; birthday May 10. Miss
Myrtle Tallman, Tecumseh, Neb.; birthday
May II.
Now, please do not put this off until
some other time, but do it today. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
We Need You.

We Need You.
There are many sad, lonely, sick and
needy ones in our own home city and
.thruout our state who are hungry and
thirsty for sunshine, and while those who
are already engaged in the good-cheer
work are busy here and there trying by
cheerful smiles, kind words and helpful
deeds to make the world brighter and the
people happier, yet there is great need
of more Sunshine clubs and more active
enthusiastic workers in the branches al
ready organized.
Sunshine is practical Christianity and
when you minister to the suffering and
the needy, you are obeying the Masters
command, and when you let the harsh
word die ,unuttered and check the rebel
ligious feeling that begins to stir in your
breast when angered by some real or
he that taketh city,?
he that taketh a city?"
Come and join us in our labors of love
and scatter sunshine for his sake and the
good of your fellowmen. We need you.
Three Little Words.
Three little words but full of tenderest meaning
Three little words the heart can scarcely hold
Three little words but on their import dwelling
What wealth Of love their sylables unfold.
''For my sake" cheer the suffering, help the
On earth this was my work; give 1t thee.
If thou wouldst follow in thy Masters footsteps
''For my sake" let the harsh word die unuttered
'For my sake check the quick, rebellious feel
That trembles on the swift, impetuous tongue
"For My sake check the quick, rebellious feel
ing,
That rises when thy brother does thee wrong.
''For my sake' press with steadfast patience on
ward,
Attic the race be hard the battle long,
Within my Fathers house are many mansions,
Where thou shalt rest and join the victor
song.
And if in coming days the world revile thee,
If ''for my sake thou suffer pain and loss
Bear on. faint heart; thy Master went befor
theee;
They only wear his crown who share his cross
From Kentucky Sunshine
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
Remeut,zg HIS Xomth.

URE," said Morris Fourply, IT don't
think I've forgotten how to play the game.
I remember I once played second base on
the Yorkville Yoddlers in the game against
the Harlem Invincibles, when we played
, twenty-five innings for the nine-year-old
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
INTERNATIONAL SUNSHINE S
DIvIS 10 IN

STATE OFFICERS.
President, Mrs Noble barrow, S1s Twenty.seo.
md avenue s, Minneapolis.
First Vice President-Mrs. Grace w. Tubbs,
Second Vice President-Ars. ]. A. Brant
Third Vice President-Mrs. N. A. Sprong.
Fourth Vice President-Mrs. ]. z. Wilson,
Fifth Vice President-Mrs. E. w. Kingsley,
Sixth Vice Pre-:dent-Mrs. C. H. Fleming,
Secretaray-Miss Corinne De Laittre.
Treasurer, Miss Eva Blanchard.
Corresponding Secretary-Mrs. a. A. Selser,
organizer-Miss Lillian N. Ellis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-10
TERNAT1oNAL HEADQUARTERS.

INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.
SO Fifth avenue, New York. Cynthia West.
over Alden, founder and president general.
MINNESOTA HEADQUARTERS.
Room g. Loan and Trust building, 31S Niool-
let avenue, Minneapolis. Telephone, N. w. Main
1925
All Sunshine news for publication in the Sum
shine department of The Minneapolis Journal
should be addressed to Mrs. Theodore Haynes.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-09-14
His Sins Have Found Him Out.

John Nipple was born in Pennsyl-
vania in 1885. After studying and
practiclng law and marrying in that
State he deserted his wife and fed for
his own safety to California; and from
thence to Oregon, having assumed an
other name. There he practiced law,
was elected to the Legislature several
times, became Lieutenant Colonel OF
State militia in 1865, served as profes-
sor of medical jurisprudence in Will
liamette University, and was elected to
the United States in 1879, of which
body he has ever since been member
with the exception of one or two
intervals.
Having deserted his wife in Pennsyl
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-09-14
SUPREME SECRETARY


Issues Statement Regarding Final Deter
minatiOn of Royal Arcanum.
The following statement concerning
the final determination of the Royal
Arcanum convention was authorized
by Supreme Secretary Robson:
"The laws were amended by striking
out option ID by very decided vote.
We also make options 'B' and 'C' ap-
plicable to the present membership
only, and restricted new members to q
selection between the regular rates and
option "a.
San amendment was also adopted
for reinstatement without new medical
examination of members suspended
since June l, if they apply for rein
statement before Nov. /.
The proposition to create fraternal
fund by annual contributions of 20
cents from each member, to be used ia
payments of assessments of aged mem
bers, was referred to an executive com
mittee with power to procure the
necessary State legislation, the propo-
sition being contrary to the laws of the
State Of Massachusetts,.
can amendment was adopted pro-
yided that members over IS years may
pay one-half Of their assessments, and
that the remainder may be charged
against their certificates, deductions tC
b9 made when the benefits are paid.
"The Supreme Regent was directed
to act upon the reading of unauthor
ized circulars in the conncils."
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-09-14
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(Ld<GtiVe)
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Everybodyknowsthat PEPSIN isgood
for the stomach, but in combination with
certain plant drugs by DR.. CALD-
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is highly increased.
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is the best thing in the world for cor
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trouble you'll say so wffTh you try it.
DR.. CALDWELL'S SYRUP PEPSIN
can be obtained in both dollar and half
dollar sizes at all druggists, and your
money will be refunded if it fails to
benefit you.
Your postal card request will bring by return
BOOK OF WONDERS" and free sample to
those who have never trieA this wonderful
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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-09-14

q convicted land shark by recent YER
dict of the court, though the charge is
couched in different langdage. Here
is man who forty-fve years ago com
mitted an offense and fled from his
native State, deserting his wife and
changing his name. Now, at the age
of 70, and after successful career,
after fashion, he gnds himself dis
graced. There is material here for the
romancist; also for the oralist. NASH
Vile American.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1905-09-14

vania where he committed an offense,
he married another in Oregon, but
proved unfaithful to her, his conduct
with his wife's sister becoming so out
rageous his wife left him after he had
been elected to the United States Sen
ate. His daughter, beautiful and ac-
complished young woman, we'll known
in Washington society, married a
French nobleman, a brilliant scion of
one Of the Oldest families in France,
and now lives in Paris.
This man, who has been four times
elected to the United States Senate, is
known as Senator John Fl. Mitchell,
Republican Senator from Oregon, and