Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-04-01

ers hustles all de kiddies to seats on one
side of de place and grown ups on de
| odder side, and de noise and clatter sends
| IN cop every odder minute to see was
| uere rough house going on. When every
one was seated Mr. Paul gets up and says:
| hiddies and grown ups, ! take pleasure
| IN introducing our host, Master Emmett
fadoen, me fren, philosopher and guide"
AT dat l was proud as Punch but Ouch
! ess says something I'm form Dago langwudge
| L wouldn't translate TO you If l could. But
| she was prouder dan me even, when Kid
] die gets up on his chair and says: Walt
! ers. ice cream for de boys and girls. tea
| for de noisses and whislIey and soda for
de grown ups Step lively please. Bote
doors. All aboard
! Den de grown ups cheers and de band
plays, and dere was more tings doing in
| dat restaurant dan has happened dere since
a hotel was built on de avenoo.
Well, say. | taught dat was a pretty
| lively afternoon 1t lay. but dere was
more of It, When we gets out on de ave-
moo dere was all de seeing New YorK'
| automobiles lined up for block. and En-
met invites de whole party TO get aboard.
Mr.. Paul gets busy too. Get aboard, you
grown ups. he shouts. You never did
see New York right, and it's time you
Joined de glories of dis city where most of
you were born. Get aboard!'
De police had TO draw DER clubs to keep
de crowd back so dat could get into
de wagons, and den We starts up de ave-
moo, wit de people cheering and de meg
phone demons doing DER loudest. AT all
de clubs de demons got on cracks at de
, mugs standing at de window on tips Mr..
Faul gives 'em, and at whiskers clu ,
p'chee. dere de old gent standing at
oe door waiting for his cab. Mr. Paul
! passes a meg phone to Little Fannie and
she shouts. Hello, grandpa! Come and
take a ride
Say Whiskers was never so surpr sed
since de day he was born and he TONED
red under his whiskers. but de kids all
takes up de yell. and he had to climb into
a wagon Wit Little Fannie. sion ffc
on de avenoo.
Were getting along finer says Mr.
, Paul.
! -"Ea.Iy." says Emmett. and we drives to
de homes of each bunch of kiddles and de
excitement in de diamond back district
grew so great dat most all de soivants
i had fits, and mammas and ladders wasn't
more dan jump or two ahead OF fits deir-
selves.
Dat evening after dinner I hears whis-
kers say to Mr.. Paul, Now. young man. IL
you can talk serious for once In your life,
I, for de love of heaven tell me what you
! meant by creating riot on de avenoo and
| sending a hundred children home wild
wit excitement dat dey won't sleep for a
week"
Sir" says Mr.. Paul, II couldn't be Cd
derwise dan serious if ! tried. What I
done dis afternoon was merely by way Of
proving trute 1 has always held; dat
| children never have really wild or impossi-
| BILE dreams of what dey would like to come
! true l said to Chames' lively son. Emmett,
| to tell me just exactly what he would make
| believe If he was told to make believe dat
| he could do anything he wanted He says
| TO me. I'd like to ride around de soicus
! ring wit Little Fannie Well says ], L
| tink note to de manager can arrange dat.
| Anything elso?' Yes, he says, I'd like to
| treat all de boys and COILS Little Fannie and
| / know to ice cream L tink deres din
| ing room in New York big enough to do
| dat, too. Is dat de limit?'
| He taught a while and den he says dat
i he would like to ride on top of n seeing
| coach, and take all DER frens, for added
| de little man shrewdly, no New York boys
or COILS ever does dat, for dey is not let to,
but country boys and COILS do when dey
| comes to New York, and it must be good
| fun
l II assured him dat was de easiest yet,