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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Added to Population Of Bingville

happen. Gabe was terrible excited,
We asked him which it was girl or
boy and Gabe he scratched his head
and said burned it he didn't forget to
find out being as he was in so much
of a hurry to get it into the paper
But he said if there was yet time he
would return and find out and in about
10 minutes he came back with his eyes
sticking out until you could OF
knocked 'em off with a club and says,
by thunder it's twins-two of emf"
Again we asked Gabe as to sex OF
same and he couldn't tell 1t seems
that when he learned they was two
twins instead of one he was so fab.
bergasted that he forgot to ascertain
whether one was girl and one boy
or. vice~versa and as we was late with
the Bugle and couldn't wait any longer
we went to press without the informa.
ton, but will find out by next week
and let you all know.
We congratulate Mr.. and Mrs. Hark,
ness on this crop of twins which has
come to bless their union and we hope
they will grow up and become useful
men or whichever the case
may "Bingville Bugle" items in
the Boston Globe.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Mutiny Quelled by Brave American

2 l did not go to my cabin until IL
o'clock noon, when intended to take
a nap during the afternoon. lay
down on my settee, but had scarcely
fallen into doze when the first off,
Ger tapped me on the shoulder and I
awolie. Did you give orders for that
man (the ringleader) to be taken out
of irons?' he asked. Certainly not J
replied. Well, he's out anyway
II jumped up and made my way to
the gangway leading from the bridge
to the deck. Below me l saw a surge
of riotous Russians, among whom was
the scoundrel recently in letters.
They rushed at me. whipped out my
revolver, and, after warning them,
pulled the trigger, but it missed fire.
The charge had evidently got damp.
Seeing that this was no use seized a
rife and used the butt end as a blud.
geon, with which quickly cleared a
space around me. The ringleader crap.
pied with me.
After hard struggle got my man
under. He was dragged up to the
bridge and guarded by three of my
officers. two of whom had Winchester
rifles, the mate being armed with a
couple of revolvers. Little difficulty
was experienced in quelling the dis.
turbance after that"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Bride Was a Little Mixed.

Rev. Samuel Wilson, the pastor of
Eutaw Street Methodist Episcopal
church, has ofiiciated at more than
800 marriages in the thirty years
since he was ordained to the minis
try.
II always prefer what we call the
repeating SERVICE" he said the other
Gay. But l. had an experience at one
time that made me decide it was not
always wise to urge people to use that
form of service. I was in the midst
of the ceremony and we had gotten
as far as 4, Mary, take theee, John,
for richer, tor poorer, for bette!, for
worse Mary, repeated the words,
but imagine how startled l was when
heard her pledge herself to take
john from richer to poor, from bet
ter to worse Baltimore Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Testimony to Bravery of Japonians

Pixies, they would gather in our Pixies
with their hands to reach us with
their swords. 1t was neere half an
hour before we could stone them back
into the Cabin; in which time we
had killed three or four of their Lead
ers. After they were in the Cabin
they fought with us at the least foure
houres before we could suppresse
them, often fyring the Cabin, burn
ing the bedding and much other stufre
that was there.
And had we not with two DENY
culverins, from under the halfe-decke,
beaten downe the bulke head and the
pumpe of the ship, we could not have
suppressed them from burning the
ship. The Ordnance being charged
with Crossebarres, Bullets and Case.
shot, and bent close to the bulke
head, so violently marred Herewith
boords and splinters that it left but
one of them standing of two and
twentie
Their legs, arms and bodies were
so torne, as it was strange to see how
the shot had massacred them. In all
this conflict they never would desire
their lives though they were hope,
Jesse to escape; such was the desper.
ateness of these Japonians."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Gabe Hardness in State of Great
Excitement Over the Welcome
Addition to His Family-Edi-
tors Congratulations.

Just as we go to press Gabe Hank
ness comes into the Bugle office all out
of breath TO announce to us for pub
LEGATION that his wife has presented
him with a 10 lib. child We therefore
stopped proceedings long enough to
take out few items which we had
written up merely to help fill space
and hereby insert this birth notice in
their stead. If the child had weighed
less than a ten FOUNDER we would not
went to this much trouble, but when
somebody goes to the trouble to in
crease the population Of our thriving
town by a 10 lb. offspring we are al
ways glad to give the suspicious event
place in these columns
We had been expecting this event
to happen in our midst for some time.
Our wife can see Harnesses clothes
line i'll their back yard from our side
window and she has noticed for some
time that there was new baby clothes
hanging out on the line as if they were
expecting something of the kind to
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
GUST THE DEMON.
A TussIe with Coffee.

A TussIe with Coffee.
There is something fairly demoni-
acal in the way coffee sometimes
wreaks its fiendish malice on those
who use 1t.
A lady writing from Calf. says
my husband and /, both lovers of
coffee, suffered for some time from a
very annoying form of nervousness,
accompanied by most frlgn.1ul head.
aches. In my own case ..4ere was
eventually developed some sort of af.
lection of the nerves leading from the
spine to the head.
Il was unable to hold my head up
straight, the tension of the nerves
drew it to one side. causing me the
most intense pain. We got no relief
from medicine. and were puzzled as
to what caused the trouble, until a.
friend suggested that possibly the cot.
fee we drank had something to do
with it. and advised that we quit It
and try Postum Coffee.
I'VE followed this advice. and from
the day that we began to use Postum
we both began to improve, and in
a very short time both of us were
entirely relieved. The nerves became
steady once more, the headaches
ceased, the muscles in the back of my
neck relaxed. my head Strengthened
up and the. dreadful pain that had so
punished me while used the old kind
of coffee vanished.
I'VE have never resumed the use OF
the old coffee. but relish our Postum
every day as well as we did the
former beverage. And we are de-
lighted to find that we can give it
freely to our children also, something
we never dared to do with the old
kind of. coffee" Name given by Pos
tum Co., Battle Greek, Mich.
4, Postum Coffee contains absolutely
no drugs Of any kind, but relieves the
coffee drinker from the old drug
poison.
ThsTs.s : reason.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Writing Three Centuries Aso.
Adventurer Tells of the Die
regard for Life Shown by the
Hardy Little islanders.

In that interesting book, "Purchas
His Pilgrimes," is recorded the adven-
ture which befell John Davis and Sir
Edward Michelbourne, who, little bet
ter than pirates themselves, met in
1905 with Chinese junk full of pratt
cal "Japonians." whose own vessel
had been cast away on Borneo. There
were ninety men aboard this junk.
most of them in too gallant a habit
for Saylers, and such an equalitie of
behaviour among them that they seem
ed all fellowes; yet among them there
was one that they called Capitaine,
but gave him little respect" A num-
Der Of them having been transferred
to the ship while the junk's cargo
was being searched, they suddenly sal
lied out of the cabin at a given signal
and while those in the junk killed or
drove overheard the Englishmen in
charge those on the ship tried to
take possession of it. At the first
onset they killed Capt. Davis.
"They pressed SO fercely to come
to us as, We receiving them on our
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
PAT SAVED THE PENNIES.
Mailed the Letters When No One Wa.
lookjnu,

Looking.
There is a good story told of old
Patrick Green, who has worked at
the Bush stores in Brooklyn for years.
Green's inability to keep up-to-date is
nothing against him. He is watch
man and not poet. So when Fore
man Reilly last week gave Green four
pennies and two letters and told the
old man to buy two stamps and paste
one on each letter, he knew that
Green had to have explicit orders, and
would follow them explicitly. He also
admonished the old man to be careful
a1bout putting the two letters in the
box at the corner after the stamps
had been affixed. Green came back in
about ten minutes, his face aglow. He
placed the four pennies in Reilly's
hand and exclaimed:
There wusn't no one lookin'. Faith
an Oh wuz moighty sure of 1t, too, and
SO just put them in the box an took
it On a run as fast as me ould legs
would carry me!"-New York Globe.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Uprising Of Turbulent Russian
- Soldiers Quickly Ended Cap
tain tho Right Man in the
RiRht Place

Here is a story of modern mutiny
which was quelled by the heroic young
American sea captain in the approved
fashion. There arrived at Colombo,
Ceylon, the other day. an American
steamer, the Garonne, from the far
east to Odessa, in Russia. The Gar
onne was carrying large number. of
convalescent Russian soldiers and sail
ors and Russian workmen. Between
Singapore and Colombo the Russians,
dissatisfied with their treatment, NUT
inied and tried to seize the ship. The
mutiny was quelled by Capt. Lowe,
whom the Times of Ceylon describes
as "a typical American-young, clean
shaven and displaying signs of great
strength, which, as the sequel shows,
he was able to put to excellent USE"
One of the Russian workmen was ring
leader Early in the trouble he was
put in irons on the bridge.
Capt. Lowe is quoted as saying:
When passing through the straits of
Malacca had good deal of RESPONSE
bility upon my shoulders and could
lake but little sleep. In fact. on June
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
The Greatest Health Factor Work

selves and told to do absolutely moth
ing, not even to read. they are sure
to dwell upon their infirmities and
grow thereby morose and hypochon-
driacal, thus increasing their invalid
ism. The desire for work should be
encouraged in all conditions and in all
classes. If ones interest is aroused
even to slight degree, a continuance
in the work will develop a desire for
occupation. One will never feel like
work ii one has nothing to do. Work
will often accomplish what medicine.
however properly applied, will not, for
it is not alone that we must earn our
bread by the sweat of the brow, but
every man and woman should work
for the pleasure of it, as we'll as for
the health-giving. brain-expanding re-
suits, and the benefit OF example,
Medical World.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
FEvER'S AFTER EFFECTS
Did Not Disappear Until the Blood
Was Renewed by Or. Williams :
Pink. Pills.

Typhoid fever is sometimes called ner
vous fever. During the course Of the
fever the nerves are always profoundly
disturbed, and when it is over they are
left so sensitive that the patient has to
be guarded against all excitement. In the
tonic treatment then demanded, regard
must be paid not only to building up flesh
but also to strengthening the nerves. A
remedy that will do both, make sound
flesh to repair waste aud give new vigor
to feeble nerves, is the most convenient
and economical Such remedy is DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People.
One proof of this is the experience OF
Mr.. Charles Worth, of East Vassalboro,
Maine. He says: g had severe at
tack of typhoid fever late in the fall
which left me very weak aud debilitated.
My heart palpitnted, my breathing be-
anne difficult after the least exertion and
there was numbncsS in both hands.
suffered in tina! way for fully six months.
AS did not grow ont Of it, did not i'll
fact see the slightest Improvement as
time passed, | decided to use DR.. Will
lams' Pink Pills as knew of some cures
they had effected in cases like mine.
almost AS soon AS | began taking
them | could see decided improvement
and after keeping on With them for
several weeks I was completely we'll. I
consider DR.. Williams Pink Pills a most
valuable remedy, and l am in the habit
OF recommending them to others afflicted
as was ~
When the nerves ache and trem-
BILE it means that they are starving. The
only way to feed them is through the
blood, aud the best food is DR.. Williams
Pink Pills. They are absolutely guaran.
teed to be free from opiates or other HARM
full drugs. They are sold by all drug.
gists, or may be obtained directly from
the DR.. Williams Medicine Co., Science
tady, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Sure Cure at Last.

Monticello, Miss, Sept 4. Especially
Lawrence county is almost daily in
receipt of fresh evidence that a sure
cure for all Kidney Troubles has at
last been found, and that the cure is
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Among those who have reason to
bless the Great American kidney Rem
edy is Mrs. l.. E. Baggett of this place.
Mrs. Baggett had dropsy. Dodd's Kid
ney Pills cured her.
Il was troubled with my kidneys"
Mrs. Baggett says in recommending
Dodds Kidney Pills to her friends,
my urine would hardly pass. The
Doctors said l had Dropsy. l have
taken Dodd's Kidney Pills as directed
and am now we'll woman"
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure the kid
neys. Cured Kidneys strain all the
impurities out of the blood. That
means pure blood and sound, ener-
getic body. Dodd's Kidney Pills are
the greatest tonic the world has ever
known.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
YELLOW CRUST ON BABY.
Would Crack Open and Scab Causing
Terrible Itchine-Cured by
Cufielira

"Our baby had Il yellow crust on his
head which l could not keep away.
When / thought had succeeded in
getting his head clear, it would start
again by the crown of his head. crack
and scale. and cause terrible itching.
then got Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment, washing the scalp with the soap
and then applying the Ointment. A
few treatments made complete cure.
| have advised a number of mothers
to use Cuticura when have been
asked about the same ailment of their
babies. Mrs. John Boyce, Pine Bush,
n. y"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Absolute Rest Not Always the
Best Thing AZ Recreation for
the Man Used to Life of Siren.
uous Activity.

Congenial work with mind and
hands should be encouraged in all
persons, for it's prophylactic as we'll as
it's curative influences. Rest will prove
serviceable doubtless in numbers of
cases. but its application should be
restricted and carefully studied. There
are many conditions where absolute
rest will not only prove useless, but
really harmful. To send a man from
an active business life to one of COM
astrous, as much so as to prescribe
all food for the obese.
The nervous will complain that they
do not feel like work If left to them
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
CHANCE FOR A FORTUNE.
Wealth for Sock Top That Will
Retain Its Elasticity.

"There's a fortune waiting" said
the furnishing goods man, for the
man who can devise a means of max
ing the necks of sweaters and the tops
Of stockings retain their original
clinging elasticity. When first worn
the ribbed tops Of new stockings hold
them comfortably and nicely in place,
and the ribbed neck of the new sweat
err stays just where and how you want
it; but sooner or later. with even the
very best of knit goods of these sorts,
the stocking stops and sweater necks
stretch and sag."-New York Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Partisan Examples.

Each reimbursement of Paris is
compelled by law to wash, scrub, pol
ish and generally renovate the exte
Tior of its buildings, and all must be
completed by Oct. 1. Two arrondisse
ments are washed every year, and in
ten years the whole city has been
cleansed and beautified. If the same
law were adopted and enforced in
London and our great cities, what a
striking contrast it would make! I'm.
ngine Liverpool washed! - House
Beautiful
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
There 10 No Death! The Stars
Go Down to Rise Upon Some
Fairer Shore Tho Joy and
Hope of the Christian.

There is no death! The stars go down
no rise upon some fairer shore;
And bright in heavens jeweled crown
They shine fopeyermore.
There is no death! The dust we tread
i. Shall change beneath the summer show
f erS
To golden grain or mellowed fruit,
.s Or rainbow tinted flowers.
The granite rocks d.sorganize. 81.
hb And feed the hungry moss they bear;
The forest leaves drink daily life,
From out the viewless air.
There is no death! The leaves may fall,
And flowers may fade and pass away;
They only wait through wintry hours "
The coming of the May
There is no DEATH An, angel form
Walks DER the earth IN silent tread:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
A LEGAL Retort.

"The learned counsel for the de-
Tense" said the plaintiffs attorney,
appears to be afraid Of losing his
case. Otherwise why isn't he ready
to go on?" ~.
1--WE got a good excuse" replied
counsel for the defense.
Nonsense! ignorance of the law
excuses no noe" -Philadelphia Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot.Ease
Apowder. It rests the feet. Cures Swollen,
Sore, Hot, Gallons, Aching, Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. At all Druggists and
Shoe stores, Is cents. Accept no substitute:
Sample mailed FREE. Address, Allen S.
Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Through the Week.

At the sea snore
New Arrival-What lot of loving
couples there are here.
Old Guest-Yes; the husbands don't
get down except over Sundays.
Town Topics.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Here Is Relief for Wonen.

Mother Gray, a nurse in New York, dis
covered pleasant herb remedy for women's
ills, called AUSTRALIAN-LEAF 1t is the
only certain monthly regulator. Cures
female weaknesses, Backache, Kidney and
Urinary troubles. At all Druggists or by
mail SO cts. Sample mailed FREE. Address,
The Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Useless.

Would you be afraid if you saw a
sea serpent?"
"Now, what in the world is the use
OF bringing up that subject? You
know haven't drank thing for five
months. ''-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Brief Sorrow, Short Lived Care

He bears our best loved things away;
And then we call them dead
He leaves. our hearts all desolate,
he pMcks our fairest. sweetest flow
.Transplanted into bliss. they now
AdOrn immortal bowers.
The bird like voice whose joyous tones.
Made glad these scenes of sin and
strife,
Sings now an everlasting song.
Around the tree of life.
Wher',er he sees smile too bright.
Or heart too pure for faint and vice,
He bears 1t to that world Of light,
10 dwell in Paradise.
Born unto that undying life.
They leave us but to come again:
With joy We welcome them the same
Except their sin and pain.
Andhever near us, though unseen,
The near immortal spirits tread;
For all the boundless universe
Is life there are no dead.
--Bulwer LyttsA,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

restoring those organs to a condition
OF health. My experience with your
valuable remedy was equally as graft
Tying as that of several of my friends.
Yours truly,
(signed) TIMOTHY D. SULLIVAN.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price. so
cents per box.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
A Real Receiver,

Receiver in Bankruptcy drawing
up inventory, to his clerk)-Item :
One bottle of cheap claret.
Clerk drawing the cork and tasting
the wine)-But this is prime burgun-
dy.
(Ten minutes later.)
Receiver-Item: One empty bottle.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Senator Sulli.
van writes:

ls q pleas-
ure to endorse q
r e m e d y like
Doan's Kidney
Pills, h avin g
found them of
greatest value
in eliminating
the istr e 8 8
caused by sick
kidneys. and I'm
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

I'D go to the ball, but have no
chaperon,' said Miss Hoamley.
Why, it isn't masked ball." said
Miss Pepprey. IF you don't wear a
mask you won't need a chaperon."-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

A husband is sometimes landed by
maiden effort-and sometimes by
the effort of the maiden's mother.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

A man feels that his life is a failure
as soon as he receives a severe rebuff
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
SENATOR SULLIVAN
Gays He Has Found poan's Kidney
Pills Invaluable In Treating Sick
ki3neyS, !.

Hon. Timothy d. Sullivan OF New
York, Member OF Congress from the
Eighth New York District, and one Of
the Democratic leaders Of New York
State. strongly recommends Doan's
Kidney Pills.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Physicians Recommend Castoria

ASToRlA has met with pronounced favor the part ysans pam
ceuca societies and medical authorities It is used by physicians with
results most gratifying The extended of Catoia unuesonay
result Of three facts The ndsputabe evidence that it harmless
s'eoIhat not aays stomach pains and us nerves.
ates the food 7d- agreeable and perfect substitute
1t absolutely safe It does not contain any OPIUM Morphine
and does not u unlike Soothing Syrup Drops Godeys
Cordial etc. Ths is good deal for Medical Journal duty
ever danger and record the advancing day
for poisoning innocent children through greed ignorance ought
knowledge Csoa remedy which produces composre and health BY
regulating the by supplying and are entitled to
the inOrmatOn-HnI,s Jo177zaZ of ReaN.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

etc permanently cured No dts or ne1vousnesa aftoP
Bb FIRST days OF Dr. Eines Great Nerve Kestor.
Send for FREE re. 90 trial bottle and treatisa.
DE- II. H. KLINE, Ltd s3l Arch Street, Philadelphia, PA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

DR.. J. II. RiNDLAUs. (speciaIist)
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. ..
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08

Misery loves company, and usually
gets it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
TUITION FREE.

TUITION FREE.
One month tuition free. For further
Information address Aaker's Business
College, Fargo, N. D.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-08
Didn't Fail.

OTuHI FdTT.
"Can you let me have a five-spot till
pay day."
"Tve only got a two-spot"
"The deuce! Worth Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1905-07-22

Want ads in The Star bring quick re-
suits, Three lines three times for 25
cents.