Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1905-10-18

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away they could not hear him, and
then he came of his perch, and said:
'Hennery, that little impromptu
demonstration to your father, on the
eve Of his departure from his native
land. perhaps never. to return, ought
to be deep and lasting lesson to you.
and 20 show you that the estimation in
which l am held by our people, is
worth millions to you, and you can
point with pride to your father
Il said rats and dad said he
wouldn't wonder IL the boat was full
of rats, and then we stood on deck.
and watched the objects Of interest
down the bay. AS > we passed the
static of Liberty, which France gave
to the republic, on Bedloe's island, dad
started to make speech to the pas
sengers, but one of the officers of the
boat told dad this was no democratic
caucus, and ;4hat .choked him of, but
he Naa loaded for speech, and knew
1t wss only matter Of time when he
would have to fire 1t of, but I thought
when We got outside the bar, into the
ocean, his speech would come up with
the rest of the stun, and guess it
did. FOR after he began to be sick he
had to keep his mouth shut, which was
great relief to me, for I felt that he
would say something that would get
this country into trouble with other
nations, as there were lots Of foreign
ers on board.
II heard that J. Pierpont Morgan
was on board, and I told everybody l
got in conversation with that dad was
Pierpont Morgan, and when people be-
gan to call him Mr.. Morgan, told dad
the passengers thought he was Nor
gan, the great financier, and it tickled
dad, and he never denied it. Anyway,
the captain put dad and l at his own
table, and he called me Little Pierp,''
and everybody discussed great finan-
cial questions with dad, and everything
would have been lovely the whole trip,
only Morgan came amongst us after
he had been: seasick for three days,
and they gave him seat opposite us,
and with two Morgans at the same ia
BILE it was good deal like two Uncle
Toms in an Uncle Toms Cabin show,
SO dad had to stay in his stateroom on
account Of sickness, a good DEAL
Then dad got to walking on deck
and flirting with the female passen.
gers. Say, did you ever see an old man
who was stuck on hisself, and thought
that every woman who looked at him
from curiosity, or because he had a
wart on his neck, and watch him get
busy making EN- believe he is q young
and kitteny thing, who is. irresistible:
| Gee, but it makes me tired. No man
can mash, and make eyes, and have q
love scene, when he has to go to the
| rail every few minutes and hump his
self with something in him that is
knocking at the door of his palate. to
come cut the same way it went in. Dad
found widow woman who looked
back at him kind OF sassy, when he
bracetl up to her, and when the shi1
rolled and side-stepped, he took hold
of her arm to steady her, and she said
maybe they better sit down on deck
and talk it over, so dad found couple
of steamer chairs that were not in use
and they sat down near together, and
dad took hold of her hand to see II
she WAS nervous, and he told me
could 60 and play mumbletypeg in thu
cabin. and went in the cabin and
looked out of the window at dad and
the widow. Say, you wouldn't think
two chairs could get so close, and dac
was sure love sick. and so was she.
The difference between love sick ant
sea sick Is that In love sick you lool
red in the face and snuggle up, ant