Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-03
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Our Audubon societies have now
succeeded in getting every sort of bird
| pretty we'll protected except the stork.
New York Evening Mail.
Notice list of deeds John D. Rock
efeller has done in year. A list OF
individuals would be more to the point.
New York Evening Telegram.
The only returning Russian general
who has had a triumph at st. Peters
burg unfortunately achieved it by get
ting killed.-New York Evening Mail.
A California paper says bad water
kills as many people as bad whisky.
| Maybe it does, but we don't have to
buy it at Is cents pint.-Ronceverte
(W. Va) News.
Senator Depew says it is not wise
for corporations to contribute funds to
political campaigns; indeed, it's quite
otherwise If it gets found out.-Hous-
ton Chronicle.
If Mr.. Rockefeller can convince the
coal barons that there are things better
than mere money getting" he will
have done the country real service
Chicago News.
1t begins to look as If Secretary
Taft didn't sit upon that Chinese boy
colt long enough while in Hongkong
to accomplish its complete collapse
| Detroit Journal
Some men are born Infamous, some
gradually lose their regulations and
some have their regulations taken
away from them by committees Of in
stigation.-Houston Chronicle.
| If it is true that w. T. Stead says it
Is every husbands duty to whip his
wife once in while, evidently anoth-
err term in Jail for w. I. Stead might
be wholesome.-Buffalo Courier.
Hereafter the Beef Trust is to pay
for the inspection tags which have
been costing the government $4,000
year. Rather, the beef consumers are
to pay for them.-Atlanta Constitu"
ton.
Miguel Gomez insists that Uncle
Sam ought to take hand in the Gu
ban situation. 1t looks as if Uncl1
Sam would get tired filling the job Of
wet nurse after while.-Birmingha
| News.
| China's determination to get her rail-
roads out Of the hands Of the foreign
ers may be due to WI Ting-fang's OBJ
servations of the part our railroads
| play in the rnment.-Pittsburg
| Dispatch.
Three burglars in New York claim
to have robbed 400 homes. It's a great
record, but it looks dim beside the rec
ord of three insurance companies, who
have touched about 100000 honies.--
Montreal Star.
The denial from Secretary Taft that
be is On the outs with Chairman Shonts
is welcome news. Another change in
that official family is the one thing
| the government cannot afford at this
| Pittsburg Dispatch
Pat Grove now admits that he in
tended to kidnap John D. Rockefeller
and hold him for a 100000 ransom.
| Pat Grove talks like a man who does
not know the Rockefellers.-New
York Evening Telegraph.
When one observes how Stoessel,
alive, is disgraced by his government,
and Ko1 tradenko, dead, is honored, one
may be excused for surmising that
good Russians must be like good In
ns-Indianapolis Sentinel.
Always learning something. Mr..
McCurdy now informs us that mu-
tual insurance company is an eleemos-
ynary institution, which fact is infer
entially set forth in it's circulars
New York Evening Telegram.
The Pennsylvanians who used odious
libel laws to gag the newspapers have
awakened the people Of Philadelphia
so wide awake that it is plain they
will never again sleep without one eye
open.-St Louis Globe-Democrat.
One of the life insurance presidents
who was authorized to fix his own
salary drew the line at $500 a day,
Sundays included. This moderation is
tempered with the idea Of a frequent
raise.-St Louis Grobe-Democrat.
Mrs Russell Sage has donated $75,-
coo for a public school building at Sag
Harbor. A few more Of such often
sive performances and Uncle Russell
will be coming in for some hot shot
from the anti-weath agitators.-
waukee Sentinel.
Hon. William E. Chandler feels pref
ty sure that neither this session nor
next session will bring forth any rate
regulating legislation to which the rail
road companies and the $13O0O,O0O,OOO
behind them seriously object-Hart-
| ford Courant.
parson in Akron, Ohio, declares
| that Christians have the same right to
gamble or speculate in stocks as in