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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-09-08


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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-09-08
'"osooSn INSTRUCTION UNDER POSITIVE CHRISTIAN
INFLUENCES AT THE LOWEST POSSIBLE COST.

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have received Normal training all applicants diplomas
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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1905-09-08

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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
DIED OF HIS WOUNDS.
George Bell, Who Was Shot by Hilley
B, Holmes.

George Bell, colored, who was shot and
seriously wounded on the It'll of last month
in rear of 521a Hanover street, as published
in The Star at the time, died this morning
at his home, q Hanover street. Hilley B.
Holmes, who did the shooting, is prisoner
in the District jail Holmes Is member Of
the 9Th Cavalry and is stationed at Jefferson
Barracks, Mo. He came here with Sergt
Robert Wells to assist in bringing James E.
Jones, an insane soldier. to st. Elizabeth's
Hospital for the Insane. Wells and Holmes
were to have started upon the return trip
the day the shooting occurred, and when
the private failed to meet the sergeant the
latter went in search of him and found that
he was under arrest.
After delivering their insane patient to the
physicians at the hospital the two colored
cavalrymen sought out Magnus Chinn, a
former cavalryman. They found him at the
had spent part of the time with him during
their short stay in the city.
A saloon on North Capitol street was
visited by the men, and while there they
became involved in words with Bell, who
was under the influence of liquor. Holmes
and his friend left the saloon in order to
avoid trouble and were passing through the
alley when, ii is claimed, Bell appeared with
a shotgun and pointed 1t at Holmes. When
this was done a second time the soldier drew
his revolver and fired one shot The bullet
struck Bell in the mouth and he fell, after
running short distance. The wounded man
was taken to Freedmens Hospital and was
afterward removed to his home where his
death occurred this morning. Coroner hewitt
gave directions for an autopsy to be per-
formed upon the body and Will hold an in
quest at the morgue Wednesday morning.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
Hotel Arrivals.

Ralegh-Clarence Fullerton, jamestown,
n. Y; F. C. Shipman, Pittsburg; II. S. Pro-
basco, Chattanooga A. E. Muller, New
York; A. G.. Simpson. New York; II. s.
Milton, Richmond; Joseph C. Ross, New
York; Hayes Bigelow, Brattleboro Va;
o. D. Sharp, st. Louis.
Arlington-Rev. j. Nevett Streete, Now
York; A. Ketz, st. Louis; Lester p. Edge,
Spokane, Wash; w. T. Morrison. Pasadena,
Cal; e. L. Young, Cleveland, Ohio; c. j.
Penfield Chicago; A. H. Green, New York.
Shoreham-Geo H. Roberts, New York;
George NJ. NIX. DeadwoOd; NJ. ]. OConnor
Boston; H. d. Hiner; ST. Louis; T. J. Wal
lace, New York; T. r. Carly, West Rutland;
Miss Wallace, New York; Agnes Caps,
Vermont.
Riggs-R. NJ. Tuttle, Duluth; A. vandiver
San Juan, p. r.; c. w. Nelson, Chicago;
w. w. Gates, Pittsburg.
New Willard-Capt l. Craig Barr, Scot
land; John r. Williams, East Orange: r.
II. Parkinson, Chicago; Richard Cheatham.
Atlanta: Lee Kaufman, Cincinnati; c. Nj
Demond. New York: J. A. Dennison Mary
land; John Z. Bowling, New York; w. r.
Moss, Chicago.
st. James-James Rowe Chicago; F, Bel
din, Mexico; w. R. Swan aud wife, Knox
Vile, Tenn; r. B. Brady. Providence. r.
l.; R. L. Hatch and wife, Waterloo, Wis.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

street northwest
Robert Wilson. fifteen years. Sumner
row northwest
Caroline A. Baker. seventy-six years goo
Wisconsin avenue northwest
Dennis Bond. sixty-four years. All Sd
street northwest.
Goidina Boulder, five years 144i Sd street
northwest.
Samuel Brooks, seventy-one years. Provi-
dence Hospital
John Chesley. fifty-nine years. Providence
Hospital.
Helen Carter, seventeen years, Freedmen's
Hospital.
Mary Crutchfield. forty-seven years, Car
field Hospital
Ellsworth Dorsey, twenty-six wears 30t,
Sd street southwest
Lucy +. Davis. hfty-five years. 4o5 IL
street northeast.
Robert Digs. eight months. 2ii2 nth
street northwest
Jane S. Earle. hfty-two years. 1927 3Oth
street.
Moses Freeman, sixty-ive years. 1911
18th street northwest.
Martha T. Gaegler fifty-seven years, 1918
Sth street northwest.
Margaret C. ellison, twenty-five years.
4o22 9Th street northwest.
Joanna Gordon. sixty-five years, 10th and
A streets southeast.
Mary Gotz thirty-six years. Sibley Hos
pital.
William Jackson, ffty-hve years, Freed
Ann Jeffco,t. forty-six years. Garfield
Hospital.
George Kelser, forty-nine years, 1905
street northeast.
Anna X. Kraus. one year. 3Is street
northeast.
Ella J. Ludlam. nineteen years. us 9Th
street southwest.
Hattie Merdelsohn, eighteen months, GlS
street northwest.
George Miller sevonty-three years, 422
Massachusetts, avenue northwest.
Mary Roberts. two months, loi f street
northwest.
Cornelius Robinson forty-hve years, Po-
tomac river.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
Celebrated Too Soon.

John Martin was arraigned in the Police
Court this morning on a charge of disorder
ly conduct, and the result of his trial will
compel him to pay $40 at least, If he is to
celebrate the Fourth of July. 1t was the
premature celebration of the glorious
which got him into trouble, and 1t would
seem that his celebration will be limited to
that early celebration.
Officer Guillot of the fifth precinct station
testified that he saw fireworks going on on
9th street southeast fer several hours. FL
nally, he. with Officer Weber, went to the
scene of the MISUNDERSTANDING. When
they arrived most Of the boys ran, but two
were arrested and taken to the station
house. Martin was one of them.
Martin stated to the court today that he
had not taken part In the fireworks, but
had watched them
You were part of a dfsorderly crowd
Ten dollars fine." said Judge KimbalI.
Martin will spend the next month q the
workhouse.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
Demanded Jury Trial.

To satisfy the thirst brought on by the
warm weather some women, living In the
rear of Nos. 2222, 2224 and 2228 Sth street
northwest. sold liquor TO persons who would
buy of them yesterday. Some men from
the eighth precinct station house, led by
Lieut.. Williams and Sergt Kilmartin; also
went there with the crowd. When they
came away they were accompanied with
3 the three women barkeepers and with a
large stock of bar materials. The women
gave their names as Sarah Garrison, Sadie
Hawkins and Mary Taylor.
All three were charged this morning with
keeping Sunday bar and were arraigned
In the Police Court. Through the advice
of their attorney. T. L. jones' they de-
manded jury trial and the cases will be
tried later in the summer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
Sent to the Asylum.

Jerry Collins, colored, was found yesterday
morning giving his three-ycar- child a
bath at the hydrant In the yard and threat
ening to kill his wife.
1--WE been in the insane asylum" he
shouted, "and they wouldn't do anything to
me If L killed her,
The records show that he spent less than
two months in the asylum about eighteen
years ago, and was discharged as cured
1t is stated that Jerry has been drinking
lately and that the red fluid probably had
something to do with his changed condi-
ton. Collins, who is waiter, was sent to
the asylum this afternoon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
MR.. HAYS HYMN.
To Be Sung at Christian Endeavor
Convention in Baltimore.

John Hay the late Secretary of State is
best known as a diplomat of the first rank
and as an editor and historian, but the
members of the United Society of Christian
Endeavor, who will come from all parts
of the world to the International conven-
ton of the body beginning in Baltimore
Wednesday of this week, will remember
him particularly as poet.
When the worlds Christian Endeavor
convention was held in this city a number
of years ago MIR. Hay was asked to write
a hymn to be sung on that occasion. He
wrote the following verses, entitled HUI
mility':
Lord! from far-severed climes come
To meet at last in Thee home
Thou who hast been our guide and guard
Be still our hope, our rich reward.
Defend us Lord from every i'll:
Strengthen hearts to do Thy will.
In all plan and Ill do
Still keep US to Thy service true.
O let hear the inspiring word
Which they Of old at Horeb heard
Breathe to our hearts the high command,
go onward and possess the land"
Thou who art Light, shine on each soul
Thou who art Truth. each mind control!
Open our eyes and make us see
The path which leads to heaven and Thee!
The hymn was sung to an old tune and
sprang into popularity almost at once. Not
until recently, however, was II Incorporated
in the new Hymns of Worship and Serv-
Ice"
When the plans were being considered for
the Baltimore convention Mr.. PerC, Foster
Of this city, who is one Of the most popular
leaders of the big choruses which are fea-
lures of every Christian Endeavor gather
ing of any size, was asked to compose;
music for Mr.. Hays lines. This he has
done, and 1t is understood the composition
has been accepted by the officials of the,
United Society at Boston and will be a
part of the program of the 1905 convention
which will be issued officially Wednesday
next.
The hymn, with both music and words
written especially for the society, will be
sung for the first time at this convention
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
John Gaines and Mary E. Young.
George Johnson and Alice Smith
Raymond B. Killers and Grace f. Miller.
James A. Carter and Cora A. Perkins
both of, Louisa county, Va.
Charles r. Coulthard of Harrison, Ohio,
and Clara B. Cone of New Haven. Ohio.
John Ash and Daisy Reed.
Onofrio Cannatella of this city and Car
RE A. Dorsey of Laurel, Md.
James Clinton and Martha Robinson.
Claiborne Scott and Jane Scott.
Fenton Valentine and Emma Hill.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
GOING TO PORTLAND
To Attend Meeting of Charitable Work
ers of the United States

Secretary Charles F. Weller of the Assoc
ciated Charities will leave Washington to-
night for Portland, Ore, to attend the an
nual meeting af the charitable workers of
the United States, which meets in Portland
July 10, for ten days session Mr.. Weller
will be Joined in Chicago by his wife who
has preceded him by few days
MIR. George s. Wilson, secretary of the
board OF charities; c. III. Skinner, super
intendent Industrial Home School ana
Louis Zinkhan, superintendent Washington
Asylum, all members Of the national as
ISOLATION will depart for Portland next
Wednesday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
Fined for Assault.

Charged with making an assault on his
wife. Abe Wheeler was arraigned in the
Police Court this morning. He plead not
guilty, but when he made his statement to
the court he did not absolve himself from
guilt Judge Scott imposed penalty OF
$50 or ninety days Wheeler will be con-
fined in jail for the three months.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
Deaths in the District.

The following deaths have been reported
to- the health Office in the last twenty-four
hours:
John c. Smith, sixty-two years, Washing
ton Hospital.
Bernard E. Squirrel, eighteen days, 9O3
Hutton's court northwest.
John A. Thornton. eleven months. 1851
street northeast.
Mary Wilson. hfty-fvs years. 1881 2sd
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Former Senator and Mrs Don Cameron
intend to occupy their house on Lafayette
Square next winter. Mrs. and Miss Cam
eron are at Newport for the summer and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Mr.. and Mrs. George III. Westinghouse
gave a house party at Erskine Park. their
place at LenoX, Mass. for over the Fourth
of July. Their guests include former Secre-
tary of the Treasury Lyman j Gage.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
MAIL COLLECTIONS TOMORROW.
Three Divisions of the Post Office to Be
Closed

The following divisions of the main pos
office will be closed to the public tomorrow
Cashiers division, money-order division
registry division.
A delivery by carriers from the mair
Office and it's stations will be made at 7:3t
am.
Carriers window will be open for delivery
of mail to clerks in the departments from
8 to 1920 am, and for the general public
from 6 to Z pm.
Collections will be made at the main of
flee and Station G at $3.50 am, 5 and II 81
pm; Station A, at $50 and $50 am, {
and 80 pm; Station B, at 7:30 m,
and II pm; Station D. at 8 am, 8 ano
1880 pm; Station F, at am, and 1915
pm; Station H, at II am and pm.
Station K, at II am. and pm; Takoma
Park station. at II am. and pm.
Brookland station at II am. and pm
and Benning station, at am. and p. m
The following named stations will be
opened to the public for the transaction OF
business:
Station A. 6 to II a. M, go to pm.
Station B, to II a. M, $50 to pm.
Station C, Z to 10 am.
Station D. 6 to II am, $50 to Z pm.
Station F, $50 to II am, $50 to pm.
Station G, to II am, s to pm.
Station H, to II am, 8 to pm.
Station K, to IL am, 5 to 7.p.m.
Brookland. s to II am, to pm.
Takoma Park, to IL am. 8 to Z pm.
Bennng, to II am, to pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Among the recent arrivals at Poland
Springs are Mrs. Nellie Grant Sartoris and
her daughter. who are to remain till the
middle of August and then go abroad.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03
MARRIED.

BROWN-McGfNNESS. ON July l. 1903. by Rev.
James f. Krug WALTER BROWN of Peters
burg, Va ard MARGARET McGlNNESS OF
this city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Mrs Shaw, wife of the Secretary of the
Treasury, and the Misses Shaw are now at
Camden. Me, where they will spend the
summer
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Miss Lena Wilkins of this city is mem
Der of large house party now being enter
tanned by Miss Daingeriield and Miss Cor
don in Richmond. Va.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Mr.. and Mrs. H. Geary Johnson have
taken cottage for the season at Spring
Lake N ].
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

While generally known by their friends. the
engagement has just been made public of
Miss Mary Kimball daughter of DR.. and
Mrs. E. S. Kimball. and Mr. Howard NAL
colin Kitchin, the marriage to take place
next October. Miss Kimball is among the
leading pianists of this city, and Mr. <itch-
In, while a native of Wisconsin. has lived
here lately and is connected with the Treas
ury Department, with frequent terms of
duty in Alaska. Miss kimball has gone
away for the summer and will make visits
to several friends.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Miss Florence Wiseman, recently graGI-
ated from the Millersville Normal School
of Lancaster Pa. is the guest of Miss
Marian Larner of 24th street. A bus party
to Great Falls will be given In her homer
on Independence day.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas F. Walsh will MAX
Beauliu. the Aston place at Newport, this
summer as famous if not more so than any
previous tenant They will give a series
of dinners. musicales and a garden fete
and a cotillion, which Elisha Dyer. jr., will
lead
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Miss Georgia E. Miller of Capitol Hill has
gone to Denver and other points west to
remain three months.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

The marriage of Miss Sarah Greer to Mr.
Louis G. Julihn took place Saturday, July
I, at noon, at the home of the brides
mother, Mrs. Elizabeth A. Greer, COZ Q
street northwest. only the immediate rela-
tives of the contracting parties being pres
ent. The house was tastefully decorated
with ferns potted plants and daisies. The
bride, gowned in dainty white dotted NOUS
seine and carrying shower bouquet of
white roses, was attended by her sister.
Miss Mamie Greer The ceremony was per-
formed by Rev. William r. Bushby,
cousin of the bride After a buffet break
fast Mr.. and Mrs. Julihn left on the ITO
train for Atlantic City and New York On
their return they will reside at COZ Q street
northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Mrs Minna Schafer is delightfully."- located
in her cottage at Spring Lake, N. ].
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Mrs. Emma Excl and daughters are at
their cottage, Spring Lake, N ].
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-07-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Eric b. Dahlgren have the
old Arson Phelps Stokes place, the Home
stead, at Lenox, Mass, this season. They
have nine children.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

~ Margaret. Preston.
How much would / care for It could
That, when I am under the grass or
snow,
The raveled garment Of life's brief
day
Folded and quietly laid away,
The spirit let loose from mortal bars,
And somewhere away among the
stars
How much do you think it would mat
ter then
What praise was lavished upon me
when,
Whatever might be its stint or store,
It neither could help nor harm me
more?
II while was toiling they had but
thought
To stretch finger, I would have
caught
Gladly such aid to buoy me through
Some bitter day had to do;
Though when It was done they said
maybe
To others-they never said to me
The word of applause so craved,
whose worth
Had been the supremest boon on
earth
II granted to me then: 1--WE are proud
to know
That one of ourselves has triumphed
So"
What use for the rope If It be not
flung
Till the swimmers grasp to the rock
has chung?
What help in comrades bugle blast
When the peril of Alpine heights Is
past?
What need Of the squirting paean roll
When the runner is safe beyond the
goal?
What worth in eulogy's blandest
breadth
When whispered in ears that are
hushed In death?
No! no! II you have but a word OF
cheer
Speak 1t while I am alive to hear!
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

drew a howl from Bruin, who wa<
pitched head first into the chaparral.
and the last we saw of him ne was
frantically crashing his way through
brush and brier. making all speed to
his lair in the hills.
Mike turned and regarded for few
moments the waving bushes which
marked the bears retreat, and if he
did not grin-well, then mule never
did. Shaking himself as if to be sure
he was still intact, he strolled back
to the fire and stood over the re-
mains of his interrupted meal, evil
IDENTIFY Illuminating over his encoun-
ter. His old reserve gradually folded
about him like mantle. the youth.
full, joyous glimmer died from his
eye, and he fell to eating once more,
while Carr, and /, assured that peace
again reigned, slid from our perch
and followed suit.-B. M. Waddell, in
Forest and Stream.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
Letharaie Sleep.

Lethargic sleep, over periods more
or less prolonged, is becoming rather
common in France. Several remark
able cases have been reported during
recent years, and now another has
occurred in Paris itself. The patient
is a young woman living in the Rue
de Belleville. A week ago. from
causes not explained. she fell into a
profound sleep, from which. up to the
present, it has been found impossible
to rouse her. Nor does she show the
slightest symptom of a return to nor
NAL conditions. The doctors. how
ever. declare that there is not the
least cause for anxfety.-London
Globe.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

passenger accommodation daily, 200.-
900; men at work, about 10000; time
required for trip under the Hudson,
two minutes. In projecting this en-
terprise the engineers believe they
have solved all the problems which
baffied the most daring engineers of
twenty-three years ago.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
Facts About Our Tunnel.

(, Among the interesting facts about
tie new Pennsylvania Railroad tun-
mel and terminal in New York are
these: Total cost. 100000. 900, in ad-
dition to the s10,000.00O for the sta
ton site, on which were about 300
dwellings: daily train capacity, 500;
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05


things
corrected
Miss still
conviction
If undertaken Con-
punish
doubt
that they
be
bring
otne engines
whit
VIII will
industrial
will food
their heasw and gadness-The Christian Register.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
iRussia's Financial Weakness
By Walter J. Ballard.


Minister Of Finance boosted: I'VE can
IN they? It Is safe to
III finances are In most
critical of the Russian loan
IENNy which france!
London Tor
of Well posted nnanclai
received Its queus
usually
hollow thing
ALREADY neav
financial losses
a means CONDUCIVE 70
French Russian securities
in DESTROYED and captured
It be
entaing
earning Is greatly
the withdrawn industrial and capacity q tine nuaaeH
Justify estimate OF this loss but must Do
loyalty to the Government IS
centres Not sign has yet oee
by the Russian
the Japanese to put al
financial
bornei s
increasing
things considered we'll
longerNew
Sum-
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

In Rhode Island each town and city
elects senator, no matter what its
population.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

Fruits grown in China are usually
inferior in flavor but superior to ours
in keeping quality.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
RUN IN THE FAMILY.

"You are smitten at an early age"
remarked the beautiful girl, shaping
at the first mosquito Of the season.
'It's heredity," murmured the dy-
ing insect. my father was only Two
days old, when he was mashed on
a fat girl at a summer resort!"-
Cleveland Leader.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
IN THE LONG RUN.

IN THE LONG RUN.
AMadge gave up that English earl,
didn't she?"
eyes, she's after a Russian count
now"
well, she'll probably catch him II
she studies Oyama's tactics-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
A GAINFUL LOSS.

A GA1NFUL LOSS.
Eyes; she has just lost her nus
band"
"Poor woman! Shall We not con-
dole with her?"
Congratulations would be more IN
order. She lost him via the divorce
court. Louisville Courier-Journal
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
AN EXCEPTION.

Biff-Do you think perseverance ID
a good quality to cultivate?
Bang-No; had to propose to my
wife four times before she accepted
me, and if hadn't persevered SO
I'd have been a free man!-Detroit
Free Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05

lv0@M&1v called When
through aratur
the mutual arracuons
electric
motion Of its axle being transmitted to an axle OF the
"a a
through the third rail- or in the case OF the
All essential
conducting medium iron rail or copper wire sn form
central dynamo
generated
visit
tn affair suggestive to the mind OF
essentially construction
which drives the train That to say Its unit construction
Of
eromagne Here however the sequence OF phenomena
receiving electricity
belt adjusted its axle and driven by
socaed
which the two poles OF the magnet and
toeywre and ultimately to prop the
motor HARPER
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
WORST EVER.

Mrs. Brown-My husband has the
worst case of insomnia I ever heard
of.
Mrs. Green-1s he unable to sleep
at night?
Mrs. Brownies, and he can't even
sleep in church.-Detroit Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1905-05-05
IRIS rorAL pEPRAvrTY.

The Good Trust-You know you
have run up the price Of eggs because
you've got the visible supply cornered
and there are no fresh eggs to be had.
The Bad Trustees; the hens JUS
tify the Chicago Tribune