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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-18
EXTRA SESSION SIGNS.
Promptly 81 Three o'eiock Beth Heuss.
Reasssnabis Fer Business.

Austin. AT II 17s--As soon as the
house met ia extraordinary session
Speaker SeaburJ appointed Messrs.
Dean. Cobb and Terrell Of Travis coun-
o. TO notify the governor that the
house was ready for business and
Messrs. Sharp, Mckinney and Hill to
notify the senate
resolution Teappointing all the
pages and eight OF the thirteen ap-
pointed committee clerks was adopted.
Porters were also appointed
An adjournment was taken until
Wednesday.
In the senate about half Of the clerks
We're retained.
Senator Willacy introduced the gen
eral deficiency bin passed by the house
at the regular session and 1t was refer
red to the finance committee The SEN
ator, who was elected president pro
TEN. OF the senate by unanimous vote
and Lieutenant Governor Neal created
great applause by embracing each other
on the rostrum.
Adjournment until Tuesday
Employees Of the senate presented
Senator Hanger with a morocco bound
chair and Lieutenant Governor Neal
massive oak bookcase.
House members presented Speaker
Seabury with a gold watch. the porters
gave him a handsome suit case and
clerks remembered him with a rotary
bookcase
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sEvEn sTpaY TEMrL
s - q - q s q
Masons of p.Il.s Win Erset sf,uetar
q stems. Steel and Brick.

Dallas. April ls.--site for the new
Masonic temple for Dallas has been
obtained ~ the purchase OF lot
1ooxioo feet on the southwest corner
OF Main and Pearl streets at a cost
of s20.t25. All OF the Masonic bodies
Of the city viii unite in the erection
of building at a cost of about $50
600. or possibly greater sum.
The Intention Is to have a steel. stone
and brick structure OF at least seven
stories. The three stories and possi-
bly, four. from the ground up viii be
used for business purposes and the OBJ
taining OF tenant or tenants for a
long lease win have something 10 do
with the promptness Of the building
operations. Upper floors OF the struc-
ture VIII be elaborately finished and
used BY the blue lodges. Tannehill and
Dallas. the comn1andary. the oak Gift
lnfge and others. and will be the Ma
sonic headquarters for Dallas, Ii is
proposed to have an ornate and COM
pIete establishment
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-18
BILLS PASSED.
Two Hundred and Thirty Nine Meas.
ures Enacted Into Laws,

Austin. April Irregular session Of
the Twenty ninth legislature lasted
ninety-six days During that time
there were introduced in the house
642 bills and twenty five joint resolu-
tiors. and in the senate 32I bills and
twelve joint resolutions total Of 1000
measures. exclusive Of concurrent and
simple resolutions Total number Of
measures enacted was 23S-13s Of
general nature and lei local
Taxation legislation was the most
important work done. Other important
measures enacted were: State bank
bin. drainage bill bills providing for
state. county and city repositories:
general land bin: bill for protection Of
the mineral lands Of the state: bin
raising salaries of district Judges: ir-
rgatio1 bill; general school bill; bill
recognizing the militia.
Measures passed for railroads were:
The Southern Pacific merger bin: San
IA Fe- Cane Belt merger; Santa Jasper
and Eastern Texas merger: Texas and
New Orleans segregation bill.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-18
MADE a NIGHT ATTACH.
Russisas Were panss Stricken ard Isf.
Elaha DEAD on the Flsld.

T@&io Apgu Tfs following Of
MraAl tepart waH issue fYuFn TIRE read.
anaFtsrw - -. japanese affulem In
MAnrhuFta
~oa sh~ ngKAs II Apsu Is Eve squad
Fwssm nf the emxsaYn cavalry enfwFw8 N@H
YemrAan sss ahs F'aAows@n FeWmnaa
Fuma 0aF f@sww snmas nARht mstaTh
ara Fvrasa@zE ahe ~msmw umwth~@sa
TMs wnssmy wmm nsaass sfsssk@m ara ssfs
saxht aemA un the nsAa Our losses
wmew zero Ensn NsssAa
ssFvWuuems esssfxHsss Nsf~e~m emsazFy
msa rstnsssa AZ vastesas piAT~s oshes=
waas there hms seen ms amtsstAA ehssazs
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HOUSTON SELECTED.
Travellers Protective Association Hold.
Next Meeting There.

Dallas, April l7.-Next years meet
ing Of the Texas division of the TRAY
elers' Protective association viii BE
held at Houston.
Retiring President Diehl was pre-
scented by the association with a silver
service set
Chaplain Homer r Wilson delivered
an interesting address. TO the many
ladies present
Adolph Boldt OF Houston was elected
president. c. z. Horton Of Austin. first
vice president. u. r Snodgrass Of
Nacogdoches. second. Arthur Storme
Of San Antonio thid; secret ry treas
urer. Fritz Mitchell Of Dallas For the
twelfth time Rev. Homer r. Wilson
was elected chaplain.
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LOEB TO GO.
Will Visit the President So as to Take
Up Soue Matters.

GIenwcod Springs, Colo, April 1s.--
Before President Roosevelt penetrated
the wilds so far that communication
with the outside world win be next 10
impossible Secretary Loeb. with the
aid OF the courier daily expressed from
the camp. will get on the presidents
tran and visit him in the mountains
The visit viii be for the purpose Of TAX
Ing Up with the president a number
Of important matters that have come
to the headquarters here since Satur-
day. There are a number OF commits
sions TO be signed as well as depart
ment business thar has been forwarded.
Wild stories or the hunt, most Of
them obviously faxed. have reached
here. Secretary Loeb does not cred. I
them.
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CIES SUDDENLY.
One Of Bowie Coun.s's Richest Cit.
xens Passes Away.

Texarkana, Tex, April Is.-peter 8
Ram3seur, one Of the oldest residents ci
Bowie county, died suddenly near hia
home at Hooks, twelve miles west Of
here. He WAS going after Doctor
Rochelle 30 see Mrs Ramseur, who
was It'll. and w.3en IN sight OF the doc
tors house was suddenly stricken with
paralysis He was lifted from his
buggy and taken into the doctors res
idenc". whers he died within an hour
Mr. Ramseur was a wealthy man He
leaves widow. but no children.
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AGED Gardener Gone.

Temple. Tex April I7.-Johnnls
Fitzgerald, the Santa Re gardener at
the Harvey House park. died at the
company hospital az the age Of ninety
years. He Was remarkably vel! pre-
served ola Han. and stayed in active
harness up % within a few weeks q
his last sickness
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Tex Agkara. April lT.-Mrs Leona FL
uott. wife ~ Judge " n Elliott. clerk
Of she United States district court at
this place tTegas sI1el died Saturday
night she was one 81 the original
settlers ~ the town. having settled
here tu 1875
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NEGRO IDENTIFIED.
Alleged TO Have Shot Professor Claude
Hardy Near Pine Apple. Ala.

Waco. April Is-Deputy sheriff #.
NJ. Melton Of wilcox county, Alabama,
Il here and positively Identifies the me-
gro, WIN Ptofny. who was arrested
here suspected of being the negro who
shot Professor Claude Hardy near
Pine Aprle, Ala. last month Har4y
IS wealthy plantation owner and
with two or three other white men
fought Pton1y and his brother Beth
negroes were shot, but managed to geg
away. About twenty-five shots were
exchanged, Reward Of $500 was offer
ed for PtoTny The aght created a sem
sation in that part Of Alabama.
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Wacoite MINI.

Waco. April 1s.-In the Houston
Chronicle loving cup contest at the
state shoot T r. Hubby OF this city
won The cup by a score OF 40 out OF so
targets. Atchison Of Giddings was sec
ond. with ~ anu T. A. Dryden OF Waco
third with &C.
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s fatally Hurt In Runaway.

Brownwood, Tex. April IA young
man by the name of Win Ashcraft
was hurt here by his horse running
away with him and turning the buggy
over IN him. It is thought his iniu-
ries viii prove fatal.
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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-18

Dallas. April ia negro woman of
the name Of Maggie Hunter became TN
comfortable due to Illness got out Of
bed and Jumped out of a window. She
had been sick three years.
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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1905-04-18
TEXAS LADY REPORTS.
Mira. w. n. Johnsen Of Dallas Tells oil
Work Of Rescue Home.

Montgomery. Ala. April 1s,--At the
board Mrs. W H Jobnss,a Of Dallas.
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80 cameammmsa ratfmhmFws o. ctmrsm.
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As "a. Tmza@~-Ml Eamss o. ChAsM@s
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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28
THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL.

Gailmant II heevening Mss Msbslle parsow
solo at the morning service The quartet will IL
Brewer, in the morning, and Savior Breathe an
Evening Blessing, by Ravens in the evening az
a musical service BY the choir as newly organ.
lied for 1906 with Mr.. Nourse as barry tone
and Miss Inez Davis as soprano Miss Davis
Mr.. Nourse will sing ''By the Waters of Baby
Ion, by Howell. IS go
The admission to the Tuttle Universalist church
tomorrow evening will be by ticket Harrington
Beard will give his illustrated lecture, RE
ligious Life as Expressed in Art and by the
aid of the dissolvng stereoptieon about seventy
Of the worlds great masterpieces will be shown.
Rev DR.. P. A. Cool will preach william
Mckinley. tn. Martyred President at the Pros
pect Park Methodist church tomorrow at III am.
At Westminster tomorrow morning Rev. DR..
John r. Bushnell will have as his sermon theme
AN Airy. Domain At the close Of the sermon
Mr.. Morris will sing Mothers Prayer" At the
evening service Rev. Robert H. Ailligan of Ga
boon. West Africa, will speak on ''Strange
Things Out of Africa The evening music:
Organ. andante in F. Wely; anthem, Nights
Shadows Falling" Sparks; ofertory. duet by
Miss Williams and Mr.. Norris, II Win Mag
Nifty Thee" Mosenthal; response, "a Little
While,'' Allen. .a.:s Es.# .#.- =. .@s. Il.
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seen alive, barred his head in the wind
and rain, and said s8E

seen alive, barred his head in the wind
and rain, and said:
Oh! If / could but see her
for five minutes to assure her that I
had really cared for her thruout all
thatl But she never knew it-she
never knew it!
Mary gave the alabaster box Of af-
fection before the Lord Is death. Many
others delay until the flowers they
send are for the sepulchre. Better late
than never. Better never late. The
kind words you intend to say, say now.
The generous deeds you intend to do,
do now. The sympathy you expect to
show, show now. ...
Record your love now in your
friend $ toilsome days; not in the fu-
ture on his dreary tombstone. What
are hot tears on the marble brow-lov-
ing words in the heavy ear-or a fra
grant rose in the death-white fngers9
"You placed this flower in her hand, you
say, ~t:- .
This pure, pale rose in her hand of clay?
Methinks, could she lift her sealed eyes
They would meet your own with a grieved
SURPRISED! 49, T.. r. =
When did you give her a flower before?
Oh, we'll, what matter when all is o'er?''
Behold, now is the accepted time"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28
DR.. A. w. CHASE'S
NERVE PILLS

The world is full of women whose
daily life is one long struggle against
diseases peculiar to their sex-whose
tay5 and pg5ts ere full hada Of nea quiet pa
pain and pressure-tle result of nerve
depression and physical weakness
brought on by uterine or ovarian trou-
ble-the nerves on edge-inclined to
laugh or cry at anything-an ever-pres-
emit dragging in the back. hips and
imbs-a feeling of utter weariness-
lassitude and d3AespSopaeney. To these
are of incompatible value, having, as
they do. the power to. rebuild, to rein
vigorate and resupply every organ,
every nerve, every muscle with the
lost energy, and to insure complete
return to health, strength and vigor
again.
Mrs. John Bailey Of Jackson Street,
Penn Yam, N. Y Says:
~ was told that DR.. A. w. Chase Is
Nerve Pills were a great nerve medi-
cine, and Las as l needed one badly, I got
I lacked ambition and strength and my
heart action was very weak. l used
the Pills as directed and they made
my, nerves quiet and steady-the. heart
action strong and regular and the ap-
petite good, my sleep became restful
and [ feel altogether like another per-
SON. think as a remedy in female
complaints as we'll, they are grand,
curing the headaches, and heavy, drag
cling feeling rapidly and easily-this
I know from experience, and I am glad
to recommend them.' soc a box at
dealers or Dr. A. W. Chase Medicine
Co., Buffalo, n. Y. Portrait and sigma
ture Of A. w. Chase, MD, on every
package.
For sale at F'The Voegei Bros. Drug
Coz two stores, corner Hennepin and
Washington, corner Nicollet and Sew
enth, Minneapolis, MINI.
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Pro s PULL I7
'Postin tom Kindness. !,
q. u. MORRILL,.

Life IS sunshine is braided with
death IS shadow. i have attended hun
dreds Of funerals recent one stands
out with special sadness.
The faithful wife and mother lay
still. and at rest The flowers were
many and beautiful. Always and
everywhere appropriate their perfumed
lips spoke of the eternal gardens and
the lily sang its gladstone Easter song.
The service was over. There was
the last fond kiss and look. AS the
heart broken daughter left the coffin
she said: s.sTl
I" Mama loved fowers-she never
had many-but she has now
Yes, I thought, but how much bet
ter it had been if some Of these beauti-
full flowers had sweetened the mothers
heart before it was stilled in death.
:. Poor CarEslet He little appreciated
the wife who cared for him so kindly
and made possible his literary success.
It all came to him after she died. He
went to the place where she was last
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28
THE CHURCHES
REV. M. B. MORRIS FAREWELL
He breaches His Last Sermon at Beth
any Church Tomorrow.

At the evening service tomorrow,
Rev. Maurice B. Morris, the retiring
pastor Of Bethany Congregational church
will preach his farewell SER
mon. :.
Mr.. Morris has been pastor of the
church for four years and leaves to as
sumo the leadership Of Window Insti-
tute at Montevideo. His passionate
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has been highly successful, and he
leaves the church without a cent of
debt, and in excellent condition for his
successor.
At the morning service, Rev. George
R. Merrill, DID,, State superintendent Of
missions, will occupy the pulpit and will
state the findings Of the council recent
ly held in the church in relation to the
resignation of the pastor which will be
in the nature of tribute to Rev. Mr..
Morris.
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RUSSIA AND RIOT
q. i. Morrill, Will Discuss the Muscovite,
Trouble Tomorrow.

G. T.. Morrill, will speak on g Russia |!
Riot!! Revolution!!!o at the People 3
church, Unique theater, tomorrow at IL
am. Mr.. Morrill, will discuss briefly the
standing Of Russia today; the, causes
leading up to the recent strike; and fin
ally the revolutionary spirit.
In compliance with the fire ordinance
the doors will be closed to late Corners.
Mr.. Morrill, regrets the necessity Of this
action, but soon there will be more COM
modious quarters when all can be ac-
commod dated.
Joseph McCauley of the Unique the
alter will sing an illustrated song,
"When We Were Boys by Leo Feist.
Professor Latourelle's orchestra will
play "Poet and Peasant, by Suppe,
selection, - wang, by Morse, and
march, "True Blue,' by the same COM
poser. E-@.'.
Theatrical people, hotel transients,
and the public at large are cordially in
vited to attend.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28

There are many forms Of nervous
debility in men that yield to the use
of Carter 8 Iron Pills. Those who are
sweats, ETC., should try them. - =
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ASTHMA
riIREn tn SrAv rlt1En

=. Of all diseases of the human race, Asthma Is
the least difficult to relieve OF all the advertised
;nostrums and treatments, there are probably
none that do not ease the sufferer. But to deaden
the pain Is not to cure the disease. To put q
ysnake-like enemy to sleeps very different thing
throughout the country now agree, however, that
the Whetzel system of asthma treatment affords
an actual cure DR.. L. D. Knott. Lebanon, KY;
ryer. St. Paul Mimi. DR.. M. L. Craffey, ST. Louis,
Mo-: DR.. c. F. Beard. s'o. birmingham. Mass,
bear witness to the efficacy of his treatment In
their own cases. ...
FREE TEST TREATMENT
prepared for any one giving a short description
of the case, and sending the names of two other
asthmatic sufferers. Ask for booklet Of expert
ences of those cured. 40 =" s.|-.,~0=
FRANK WHETZEL, M. D.,
Dept Y. American Express elda.. chloaao.
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81 have much sympathy for every
poor victim of strong drink. The worse
his case is the more he is in need Of
sympathy and helping hand. He
needs The Murray Cure above all: That
will restore to him his sense and good
health. The Murray Cure has made
peasSre to OF me- e to 9 hep ohefs
win Murray.
Write for our booklet, which is sent
In blank envelop.
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. WEST INDIA
CRUISES P The n,sss.s
Steamer "Pretoria," $500 Tons

"SCedMeF FTeOOEIa, 1s3OO OnS
sails January 4th. February 9th and March 22d,
1905. to the British, French and Danish West
Indies, Demerara Porto Rico, Cuba and Be-
muda. Rates for these cruises, occupying ~ to
81 days. SLIGO and upwards. "a Y So ), :
For beauty Of scenery and perfection OF climate
these cruises unsurpassed For illustrated
pamphlets giving all information apply to A.. E.
tOUTERBRIDGE s. Co... Agts., Quebec S. S. Co.,
Ltd. 80 Broadway. New York; "a. AHERN,
Sec'y, Quebec. Canada: or O r. BRHKE, 1Hi
IS Sd st. Minneapolis. Min. - .i q
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w eak, Nervous,
Worn Out Women

Bleodless, Irritable, Despondent Wom-
en-, Subject to All Sorts and Va
rieties Of Nervous Troubles,
Find Positive Cure in
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DULUTH BOY CHOSEN
Michigan Selects Him for Team to Nc

Ann Arbor, Mich, Jan. 2s.-As tie
result Of debate held last night to
select a team for the debate on MalHh
81 between the Universities Of Mich g4n
and Wisconsin, on the question Of
primary election reform, the follow4g
men were chosen to represent Michigd !:
James E: Burkey, GAINESVILLE. Ohio; ~
win J. Kenny West West Pill Duluth Nm Mimi
nate, Albert D. Pearce; Pentwatbr,
Mich. Wisconsin will have the affrnfh-
tive side in favor Of primary reform
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28

+ Have us make your spring suit or
overcoat. Thomas & Wiberg, 203 An
drus building.
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Do you like good coffeei Ask for
Mclaughlin IS Coffee. It is the best
and sold at reasonable prices.
Mclaughlin & Co., Chicago Importers.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-28

Lew-means patent packed-that
Lewis is the patentee of the idea de-
livering ola Marlewo cigars to every
one in Minneapolis in their original
shape without being pressed out of
shape and ruined in the box. They
make man feel as good as boy riding
I down hill on bob-sled. The sensation
of smoking such cigars is great. Cuban
handmade, delightful aroma.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-12-10

But ehust den der chendleman nit
der fuzzy he'd toOt hiss vissel und toss
der ball Dot vOs der Iasd I remem-
Der uf dot round. I vos So bitzy try
ing locate der ownerss uf der arms I'D
foots vich was waiting around dot
forgot to watch der game.
Meanwhile. Gus vas egsplaining,
but I vas simply vaxcinanted NIT der
dance, und der egsplanation ditndt
take.
Der resd uf der game vos chust like
id, egsept dot some rah-rah poys nit
swimming tuds on, played part uf id.
Mixed in nit der game vas der fool
ishest looking feet race efer motifs
anyVere. Id Vos a relay hurdle, only
dey vos suppositioned to not chump
der hurdles, but go aroundt dem.
Dey hurried goOt ind blenty, but
ven dey got trough dey hadn't done
anything egsept stir oOp a awful nOis
among der speckteraters.
Speaking uf nOis, id ISIS der big end
uf a basketball game. Fiery .vonee in
a vile some troubled spirit in der
audience would cOmit disorderly con-
duct. und a lot more uf dem would
come in on der chorus, vich ISIS some
ding like desc:
Cloud peda) Yee-yaw-yee. ee-aw,
zee;
e-haw-wee waw-wee- wee-weei
A lot uf dem vot yelled wore yellow
vot made dem yeli-o. (Yoos dot choke
easy, 'pecaus I borrowed 1t from der
Pill Mill Goozette)-
Ven id vos ofer I vos so dazed dot
came back to der offs ind wrote dis.
Der phisican in charge links dot I
may recofer uf gangrene und der
vigilance committee dondt set in.