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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
DIED..

| BARTLETT. The remains of EDWIN c., Jr.. only
and beloved son of Edwin c. and Drusie A.
vault at Rock Creek cemetery and inferred in
the family lot Saturday January 4 1905, at IL
am.
BRADSHAW. Members of Local rs, Bartenders'
Brother GEO; BRADSHAW from his late resi-
dsR January sn 1905 at ss pm on sa'
COOPER. On Thursday morning. January 5, 1908,
street. MARY j. NJ BIRCKHsaD, wife of
Samuel b. Cooper, In her SEVENTEEN year.
Funeral services at residence saturday, January
2. at II m lnterment private. Kindly omit
flowers.
GROSS, On Friday morning January 6, 1905, az
$3.50. at her residence, 1922 18th street north
west, Mrs. A. G. GROSS. beloved wife of Al.
Notice of funeral hereafter
MoNAHAN; Departed this life Friday. Janu-
agy s. 1s4' Of at sm AHsIE the dearly 'e-
Notice of funeral hereafter
NAIL. On Thursday, January I, 1905, at s:4S
am, JOSEPH l., beloved husband of Susie
Funeral from his late residence No. S1s street
northwest, on Saturday, January Z, at clock
1905. ARTHUR B. PROCTOR, aged sixty
Funeral services Saturday January !. at PM,
a At 11i5 street northwest. Interment gsi'
SPRAGUE. On Thursday, January B. 1905. AZ
1:15 am, at his residence, i0J Mount Vernon
place northwest, WILLIAM c., beloved hus-
band of Carrie H. Sprague, In the sixty-third
year Of his age.
Funeral from is late residence Saturday. jamie
airy T. at 1:S0 pm. Friends invited to services
Interment private.
WILVER On January L. 1905. at s:25 PM,
JOSIAH WILVER, dearly beloved husband OF
Emma Wilyer. in the sixty ninth year OF his
age.
Funeral 4ervices at the residence of bis sonn-law,
William 7. Buell. 744 9th street southeast, at
l o'clock Saturday. January Z. lnterment at
Congressional cemetery. y
In Memoriam.
BUTLER In sad but loving remembrance Of our
ever faithful and devoted wife and mother,
MARY FRANCES BUTLER, who entered into
rest one year ago today January 9, 1904.
When we get home TO the mansions above,
With the loved ones gone over before,
Oh who tell what joy that will be,
There TO live and rejoice evermoref
Angels will praise, the Redeemer will smile,
And loved ones well clasp by the hand:
Free from all pain. far beyond earthly stain,
We shall dwell in that beautiful land.
BY HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER.
MACK In loving remembrance Of our dear
mother MARTHA A. MACK, who sweety
nassed aWay one year ago, January q, 1904.
BY HER CHILDREN.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

Prospect became the wife of Mr.. Hugo
Michaelis OF Philadelphia. DR.. Nicholson
of Trinity M. f. Church oficiated, after
Which buffet luncheon WAS served TO the
relatives present and few out-of-town
guests The bride was becomingIy attired
In handsome gown of champagne eolienne
over SILK, and carried v!oIets. She is the
daughter of the late Augustus Prospect L.
s. N. and formerly of Annapolis. At home
after January IL. Pancoast, East Capitol
street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
NORWAY SLIM ARRESTED.
Copy of Local Indictment Forwarded
to Baltimore.

A dispatch from Baltimore says: Charles
Nor. alias Charles Norway, alias Norway
SLIM" one of the alleged yeggmen arrested
in a recent roundup by the police in Ball
timore. was committed to Jail yesterday by
Commissioner Rogers to answer the charge
of entering the post office at Brookland, ID.
c., on May 13 last and stealing $3.50 in cash
and postage stamps.
The witnesses for the government were
Post Office Inspector Samuel T. Hooton and
Captain of Detectives Humphrey. The In.
spector testified that the accused had been
indicted at Washington on the charge of
breaking into the Brookand post Officer
Capt Humphrey testified that Mrs. Mary
Mastan, postmistresS at Brookland, came
to Baltimore and identified Nor as the man
who committed the robbery. Harry b.
Wolf appeared as attorney for the defense.
The United States attorney for the Dis>
trict of Columbia has mailed to Baltimore
copy of the Indictment returned here
against Norway SLIM" and with 1t a.
bench warrant. 1t is stated that the United
States marshal at Baltimore will send the
prisoner to this jurisdiction within a few
days.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Mind "Gets Scattered"

Mary Jefferson's husband complained to
Judge Scott this morning that his "ole wo-
man had not been doing just right during
the holiday season.
She's a mighty good woman he told
the court, but when she gets her liquor on
it's different story
He concluded his complaint by telling the
judge that her mind gets scattered when
she has been indulging.
Judge" said the colored woman my
ole man had a pint bottle of liquor yester-
day and he divided with me. l took some
of it, and now he wants to chuck me out
Of the way
so that he may drink it all by himself?'
queried the court.
Il guess So"
The court directed that Mary be sent
down for a month unless fine of SO is
paid.
by that time" concluded the judge,
"she will probably get her mind together"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Bottles Not His own.

John H. Berger, who conducts grocery
store at list and K streets northwest, was
defendant in the Police Court this morning
in case involving charge of filling regis
tered bottles that belonged to other deal
ers. Detective Charles e. Flinders. who is
In charge OF the establishment of the bot
tiers exchange, was the prosecuting wit
ness. Upon the occasion Of recent visit
to the defendants store, he declared, he
found one dozen registered bottles there.
The bottles that Mr.. Berger had filled be-
ment, the Washington brewery and Her
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

SO many Washington people have lost
money by investing in so-called mines that
the unequivocal statement published by
the Capuzaya Mining Company is attract
Ing wide attention. Mr.. Eugene Davis,
Vice president of the Capuzaya Mining
Company, says the statement they have
made to the public is a strong one 1--WE
have carefully looked up the history of
mines and mining" says Mr. Davis, land
nowhere have we found anything even an
preaching Capuzaya. 1t is q geological and
mineral phenomenon, and within a year
will create a sensat ton world wide"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
Henry s. Stow and Ella c. Morris
"liiiam r. Tibbs and Elinor C. Pendleton.
John W. Wilkins and Maggie Coates.
Leon Thennissen and Elizabeth Upper
man.
Asa NJ. Janney of Loudoun county. Va,
and Blandna E. Altrup of this CITY.
Richard Brogsdale and Nettie Webster.
Frank Marchetti and Amelia Arndt, bot h
of Richmond Va
Louis A. Green and Emily Kerstetter
Charles j. SeizIe and Lucy F. McKenna
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
First offense Forgiven.

Joseph Padgett appeared in the Police
Court this morning for the first time and
answered charge of intemperance
Il was in town yesterday" said Padgett,
and drank little too much. This morn
ing when 1 woke couldn't see anything
about me but iron bars and"
And" interrupted the court did you
see any snakes?'
mo, SIR"
The court forgave him for his first trans
gression and released him.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Congregational Meeting.

Zion Evangelical Lutheran Church. 9th
and P streets northwest, held it's annual
congregational meeting Tuesday night,
with large attendance. Reports of the
various branches and societies were en-
couraging and showed progress in every
line The election Of officers resulted as
follows: Elders, Messrs. ]. Wagner and
VIM. Hosselbusch; deacons, G. A. Wagner
and B. Lerch; trustees, c. Herold, VIM.
Schlueter and II. Brandt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Building Association Officers.

The German-American Building Assoca-
ton. No. 8, at the fifteenth annual meeting,
held last night, elected the following Off
GERS for the ensuing year: Henry Buttner,
president; VIM. ]. Vonderheide, vice pres
ident; P. Vierbuchen, secretary; A. Field
ross treasurer. Board of directors-Au-
gust Getz, John Vierbuchen, George w.
Pratt, August G. Hermann, Fred. Miller,
DR.. VIM. P. c. Hazen. Francis E. Smith,
Louis Hartlg. Attorney, Lawyers Title and
Guaranty Insurance Company.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Proposed Memorial to Master Leader. n

AS a memorial to the late master lead.
err" Theodore Thomas, a movement was:
inaugurated in Chicago yesterday. to
change the name of the magnificent new
permanent home of the Chicago Orchestra
to Thomas Hall. Many notables among the
supporters Of the famous musician, includ.
ing President w. r. Harper of the Unver-
sity Of Chicago, have Endorsed the project.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-01-06
Marriage Licenses.

Mrs. Victor G. Fischer will be at home
the second and fourth Mondays In January.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
PREXY AND THE BOY.

PEFORE President Angel Of the University Of Michigan
u had attained to his present high position young
hopeful entering college recommended to his consdera
ton:
"Try the boy out professor criticize him and tell both
what you Think the parents said
To facilitate acquaintance the professor took the boy for
walk After ten minutes silence the youth ventured
"Fine day, professor"
."Yes,'' with faraway look H.. r.
Ten minutes and the young man, squirnng all
the time, venured "Ths is pleasant walk, professor
eyes" -: ~~ .--.>
For another ten minutes the matrculae boiled to his
bones and then bted that he thought they have
rain
eyes" And this time the professor went fYoung
have been walking together for half hour, and
you have said nothing which not commonplace and
stupid.'' " 49,
'True' answered the boy, his wrath passing his mod
esty "and you indorsed every word I said.''
Then they laughing shook hands, and word went home
from the professor that the boy all right and that they
were great friends. ..e..
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
"A SHi11gof Good Stories
THE UN1NTEL1Ia1BLE IS GREAT.

THEY discussing Sarah Bernhardt the other night
at Broadway chophouse, wondering if her American
season this year will be successful of old.
moved to narrate what he said he considered the
artistic performance he the Frenchwoman give
It was in Detroit, and the play Of those nnu-
merabe pieces where the wife, discovering the husband
faithful protests in stormy that she will 60 forth
and do likewise This sat in the pit paying little aten-
ton to what occurring the STAGE when suddenly his
caught unfamiliar in Bernhardts TRADE
He sat up and listened To his astonishment the actress
while weeping and scoding and sorming at her husband
quite she should delivering herself in choice French
of nvectve against Detroit hotels in general and
hotel where she registered in particular The food
bad, the service worse and if she to that
house again might she hope to die and dwell forever in
-America. So she spoke and fell weeping at her stage
husbands knees The audience thrilled by her consum-
mate art burst into rapturous applause The in the
pit gazed around for sign of appreciation in fellow
listener but in vain Nobody him understood French
'Wel said Of the to whom the story told,
"Im free to admit that all actors great to who
speak language cannot understand"
There is than grain Of truth in that remark.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
With the Long Bo,u
How an Old Maids Home, Strictly Unsectarian Was Pre-
from Appearing in the Daily Press Strictly
Insectaran '-Caous Proofroom Defes Temptation and
Corrects the Error
Eye natures walks, shoot folly as It flies. -

THERE are moments when the proofroom great family
paper does want be alone It longs to share its
gems Of literature and thought with the great hars grind
ing world outside. -
Such an occasion that Of last Tuesday when, in the
description of workngnan's home Of great family
hospital of kind matters not what, the
writer onged say that it unsectarian'' and did
write It that way with his little pen and ink.
But when it into the proofroom, the printer with
almost human intelligence had entered into cousion with
the Megenthaler to have it read:
''Stricty insectarian.''
So great the unhoy joy Of the proofroom that they
nearly prepared risk their positions the
paper by letting appear fate evidently intended
it should strictly nsectaran Unhappiy it couldn't be
done.
eastern novels the Indiana brand the has
much lobster in it that it terribly at night when
hero and heroine stand beside it and look far OUT
etc. etc.
lover of the COW writes to this column to protest
against certain variety Hndoo oath having to do with
the vain Of the Of the milk producer There the
profane excamations, "hoy cowV and By the stomach
Of the cow These Hndoo words OF great
erceness and antiquity and probably correspond to the
American farmers hostile invective, "by hen.' Then
there's grandma's basphemy in times Of great Stress
"Cat's foot!''
Evidently the mind needs familiar figure from which
to explosivey when things go wrong Eugene Field 3
favorte by the dog should not be forgotten this
necton for it is often very soothing
''Boots'' is Mr. and Mrs. Arthur K Lords dog. For
eighteen years Boots has had his bones with hunk of the
tenderon left For eighteen he has been the pet
of the Lord family in little old New York On his eighteenth
birthday Mrs. Arthur K Lord gave Boots fash
onabe luncheon. Surrounding the board prom
nent society," The guest of honor Boots seated at
the right hand Of the hostess and all things considered he
behaved himself we'll. His consisted of It'd bits Of
beef rice and Bread and he went thru the bill in
that could not but be pleasing to all concerned Boots had
ionaby grown dogskn with silver collar decoete
down in the neck Now and then he emitted slight bark
when the beef didn travel his way quite rapidly enough
1t swell affair throut and Boots is to be
graduated having picked his family to such advantage
to himself.
Speaking of Wagners "Siegfried' Tosoi says that he
actor 'wh white, weak gentee hands, beating
impossible sword with unnatural hammer, in way in
which a hammer, and, at the same time
opening his mouth in unnatural way singing
thing incomprehensble" you young and have your
best girl beside you you do not mind little things like that
A j. R.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
What the Market Affords

DABBITS 20 cents each.
N Turkeys, % cents pound.
Egg plant, Is and 20 cents each.
Caulifower, Is, 20 and 25 cents each.
Garlic, 20 cents pound.
S.. Green peppers, cents each; three for 10 cents
e, Celery, Is, 25 and 85 cents dozen.
Catawba grapes, 20 cents basket.
Tangerine oranges, 80 cents dozen.
! Ounces, 60 cents peck
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
THE EDITED COMEDY.

CLYDE FITCH enjoying musical comedy.
~ %It is superb, he said to Of the authors. But
that gentleman, with smile, replied:
'You not complimenting You compimenting
the manager I confess don't recognize my book
at all.'' .~ 80. '.~''- H.. w. -.
Mr., Fitch laughed. -" - = ...
*'Take that in good par he said. ''You coming
money! Then take friend of mine in London did
cat musical comedy in London, from my seat in the
stalls, noticed young of the boxes laughing
uproariously. My companion critic said to him:
:" "'That chap in the box to be enjoying himsef'
HE is the author,' said my friend
|Wel then, said l. I think he ought to have better
taste than to laugh so loud
sOh said the critic, he is the author, but he
heard these jokes before They put in by the
dan.' -
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24

Ihru the afternoon,
while Mattson figured
up his reports, he and
the dog grew to know
each other better, and
he began to realize that
here was no common
cur; that beneath a
rough and shaggy ex-
terror there beat the
heart Of a true dog.
Their friendship grew
with each passing hour,
and when Mattson
started home, at 5 pm,
the dog trotted after
him.
At Eleventh street
and Nicollet a great
thought flashed in upon
Mattson. The dog
would want to eat.
What should he give
him?
Back down Nicollet
thew started. There
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
ITALIAN RAILROADING.

\ LBERTO FREDERICK, the head Of New York's roast
II chestnut trust organization not to be despsed
prasng Italy in cafe.
The only bad thing about Italy is its train servce he
said I shall forget winter experience Of mine
railroad that along the Mediterranean from Ven
tmle to Genoa.
I boarded this train at Ventimile one morning. bound
for San Reno Off started, snow-covered mountains
orange groves and farms about US, blue
sea on our right, and after minutes stopped.
" rs this Bordighera?' said to guard
NO. It's cow he answered. There's COW on the
track ~
"Wel after while the driven off, and we cot
under way again. Some few miles were traversed in a
lesurey way, and then-we stopped again.
"Another cow?' I said to the guard, bitterly.
"'No,' he REPLIED tThe one'" .-..
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
WOMAN's INCREDIBLE INDUSTRY.

THE late Edward NJ Paxson former superior justice
Of Pennsylvania, praised at dinner in Philadelphia,
womans industry. .>%H
'.sttng certain case, he said IT heard attorney
say Stnessa pale and slender witness:
Now tell the court, please, what you did the
ing in question between the hours of and 9?'
WELL that slender and pale lady began, first
dressed the three children and that their breakfast
properly served. Then darned two pairs Of stockings
mended hole my husbands pocket made the five beds
bathed and dressed the baby cured its hair and heated
biscuit and milk After that busted the paror dining
room watered the plants and picked fresh flowers for the
paror Then ordered the meat from the butcher
the bread from the baker and the vegetables from the grocer
It time to-
Here said Justice Paxson 1.-THE good woman was IN
terupted Who knows otherwise how long would
have continued
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24

eyeash but dog in trouble touches his heart Instantly
he went to the ANIMAL and the two friends for
dogs have instinct and know the who to be trusted
''Poor brute," said Matson 'I'n take care Of you'
But the market turned duty Called and Mattson for the
pit. Take him back in the ofce,' he called of the
oiceboys, "and tell the bookeeper to keep him for -
When the gong struck for 115 and the tension of the
pit relaxed Matson hastened back and there was the
dog lying the floor and looking conented and happy
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24

several attractive butchers shops along the route
most Of them crowded. there ladies in them buy
ing meats and carriages outside and the Chamber Of Com
did not feel like bracng in and buying soup
bone Clear down Ncolet they continued the dog
losing sight of his protector At Third street they turned
for the Provision company just around the AS
they reached the front the dog dared in and lay down under
counter: |Wonderfu INSTINCT, said Mason to himself
'fThe brute knows it's meat shop" .s-
'Give me- said Mattson, ga large bone for dog.''
eyes, sr'' said the man, and he wrapped up bone,
took Mattson's dime, and smiled
'FGot good dog, ,Ssr? .- 49,.
IA poor wandering brute that picked up,' said Matt
"He appears to have quality. Come here!' He
snapped his fingers and the dog got Tere he % said
Matson "What do you think--'' $751; III.
But the gasping. ''What!'' he cried. .What!
That dog? Why man, that my dog That's old Billy he
been around here for year, .. " -.
Mattson looked at the for a long time. Then he
looked at the dog Then he looked at his brown paper
parcel, then back at the man, and back at the dog
"Well' he said, II guess you might as well give him
this parcel.''
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
Mattson and the Dog

WAS just before noon when the dog came in
on 'change. Everyone stopped to look at the
animal, and the messenger boys began to
= pet him. He looked too well-fed and re-
spectacle to be tramp dog, yet clearly he
was without master. The doorkeeper
hustled him out, for dogs have no business
on the trading floor of a great commercial
institution like the Chamber of Commerce.
AS the dog skunk down the hall, Mattson,
trader, came out of Watson s office and
started for the pit. Mattson loves dogs. He
can beat down the price of wheat, or squeeze
the shorts Inv hiddino It III without tn1ninr
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
GOOD CURE FOR WIFE-BEATERS,

ssNA7IFE-BEATERS said magistrate, care wisely pun
w ished in some German towns
The wfebeaer is not imprisoned He is compelled to
do his work usual But his salary handed over each
week to his wife, and he from Saturday night till Monday
morning, is kept in jail
'sThs punishment usually lasts about ten weeks One
administration Of It cures the wife beaer rule And
how much wiser punishment it is than the we give
which, imprisonng the man, obliges his wife and children
during his imprisonment to suffer for of money and
even food"
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24

Turkeys still remain higher than they this time
be advance before Thanksgiving, and Of course they
may drop bit in price, There are rabbits in the
market not many there will be later when the weather
is COLDER but enough to give those who fond of rabbits
TASTE.
Skin the rabbit by cutting slit under the throat and
pulling the skin off, Cut off the feet and head then draw
wash, and let soak for fifteen minutes water to
draw out the blood The rabbit may be boiled, curried
fricasseed fried To curry the rabbit joints
put in stewpan with two tabespoonfus Of butter and
three sliced onions let brown, pour pint Of boiling
Stock tablespoonful each Of curry and -four smooth
Y in little water and put in the pan, with pepper and salt
and few cloves, if you fancy them simmer half hour
more, squeeze in the juice Of half lemon, add little
parsley and in the center Of platter with rice
border. Water may be used instead Of Stock and little
apple and grated stewed with the curry, if
liked.
When dressed lettuce served for the salad cheese
quees novelty to pass with the course butter
biscuits passed. too according to the December
Woman's Home Companion Scad threefourths Of cupfu
of milk with two slices of onion and then the onion
Melt four tablespoonfuls Of BUTTER add three table
spoonfuls Of -four and pour gradually, while stir
ring constantly three-fourths of cupful Of hot
milk Add threefourhs of cupfu Of grated soft cheese
with salt and cayenne and spread plate to COOL
Shape into balls about and oneha inches in diameter
dip in crumbs egg and crumbs again, fry in deep fat and
drain brown paper. Arrange plate covered with
folded napkin.
The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-24
SHE SAW THE TRAGEDY.

G ENATOR TIILMAN of South Carolina tells of little
girl whose statements always exaggerated until she
became known in school and Sunday school little
Her parents dreadfuly worried about her. and made
efforts to correct the bad habit One afternoon
her mother overheard argument with her playmate Willie
Bangs who seemed finish the discussion by saying en-
phaticay: Im older than you cause my birthday comes
first in May and yours don't until September
tsOh, Of your birthday frst,' sneeringly
answered little Nellie but that is you came down
first remember looking at the angels when they were
making you"
'|Come here, Nellie; here instantly!'' cried her
mother It is breaking mothers heart hear you such
You remember what happened Ananias and
Sapphra, don you?"
''Oh, yes mama; know. They struck dead for
lying. T them carried into the drug store
ALSO LACKING.
4 4 GENTLEMAN and his wife who are both near SIGHTED
II to Atlantic City not long since When they came
down breakfast the wife picked up the card but
after moments effort pushed it her husband ex
claiming she did
s1You will have to choose for both Of u.s. john have
left my glasses upstairs
He took the card and began to tumble in his pockets
vainy it proved for he had forgotten his ALSO Turning
the mpassive and rreproachabe darky behind chair
he said
you please read it for u.s. waiterq We have both
forgotten glasses
The waiter bowed and replied with grim
Deed, All lax to bige yo suh but All ain t got no
educashun netherl'