Bisbee daily review., 1905-07-09
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A couple of us live and abide in a stcOp sheuldered shack in the ~rhu- barbs" of Naco. My partner is an officer His kit of destruction i'm plements includes four six-shooters, two sawed eff shot guns. one 30-40. a
 Lucger, Q Mauser. three cases of soft nose ammunition. bottle of nitro gyicerine and demijoha of rye. The
 last named article is the deadliest
 in the whole collection.
 When the air seems a little bit
 close we get up and fire four CT five
 shots al the picture of Q colored gen |tleman on the wall, it rains spnn,ers on the outside and we have more ven
 tilation. incidentally we use those
 splinters to get breakfast with.
 Just a. present l am laboring un-
 der an attack of nervous prostration-
 1t was the result of running unexpect- .edly on to 9 ten dollar bill. I was cut hunting the Pugnacicus turtle dove and came to narrow opening
 when I saw ten dollar william glued .lo a diminulive cholla. It must have
 blown from Los Angeles as the wind
 was coming from that direction at the
 time and l know there was not that
 much money this side of there. At first 1 thought it was a Mexican cig
 wrapper. bat concluded to investi- gate. When 1 was a boy about five
 years-old 1 found paper five cent piece. l. was early in the morning
 before anybody else was up and have been an early riser ever since and have become stoop shouldered from looking at the ground. The closer got, the more that bit Of emerald paper locked like a piece of money. When got in about eight feet Of it saw what it was. I grew faint with emotion. I wanted more air, my head reeled, and ] was afraid l would collapse with heart failure circled around it about six feet away end T. looked more like a tenner. My heart was pounding like a stamp mill. l was afrald to advance directly to t for fear that ] was delir9us, dream ing or Iaboring under the effects of an optical illusion. l c.rcled ft again l and at about three feet you could have felt my pulse through a pair of box i ing gloves. l finally crawled eau ticusiy forward till was within arms | length. could see every lineament ! .u the features Of the martyred Gar field on tho ten dollar pill. The fig | ares SI0' looked bigger than a grocery | sign, you could hear my heart beat l eiea- across the free zone, it was 1 ten dollar biii reached out with trembling hand to draw it 10 nsv when } little Naco twister lifted it from it's perch and in a bewildered sort of a way 1 saw it sail out of sight I man aged to crawl home and Doc Brandon by the liberal use Of Q galvanic bat cry and horse brush managed to keep me alive, and from HOW on you will understand why am a broken 2earted old man.
 I am getting up the most gorgeous that the Naco bull ing ever produced. For fearful de- ails and wild ferocious effect the gladiator is on the bum. IL will be ] fight to the death between a blood hirsty road-runner and a ferocIous 'ottontan rabbit
 The bare mention Is sufficient to command unprecedented crowds.
 Special rates will be granted from il points on the Osborn, Sodtown sad elsewhere railroad. Don't fail 0 avail yourself and mother-in-law 'f this opportunity to see 8 contest # which future generations may write but cannot initiate. Kodac and dnetiseope men are barred as we de- ire little scoop in that line. Phono- srapb people win have to pay liberal y for the privilege of recording the fierce err. of the terrible bird and the roar of the ferocious Come one come all and ample our gall.
 The fellow who said Naco would lot have a celebration lacked a mile md a half of knowing what he was alking about
 The committee did heroic work in he successful endeavor to bring off ! happy little occasion, sll because hey have children of their own md the little folks wer made happy.
 I am organizing an association for he purpose of establishing a batehe- prs home at Naco. Every old chump ' sho is satisfied that the female is not ct born who is fool enough to ac- ept him will be eligible any in- nate caught with red hair clinging o his collar button will be fired bod v Flat frrs-7c 7-o11frar nine yro-f4o