The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-20
With the Long Boo.
Eye naturv's walks. shoot folly as II flies"

II MET a the other day who stated that he had
'taken cod liver oil for several years He could not
that it had done him any good and he confessed
that acquired for the delicate shy confec
ton asked him, 1sWhy take it, them" and he couldn't
tell Having tasted cod liver oil in the eighties decided
that violent death preferable to tasting again. Did
you know anybody to get well taking cod liver oi
When it that there several profits coal,
Of them reaching about 81 lot Of people claimed to be
astonished.
Pennsylvania man whose house occupies the angle in
turn of the road is much annoyed by automobiles butng
it, So far three big lv1d locomotives have handed out
os farmers abode and he has put sign request
ing them to keep their side Of the fence.
49,
The example set by the king few weeks ago wearing
white topper'' hats caught the English imagination.
The white top hat light weight and is made with
bm of greater lesser curl according the style Of the
wearer 4&8ooaa 9sz sJs
The advent of the white top hat " said leading West
End society halter in discussing the subject twill kill the
already moribund no-hat crusade"
there is anything the halter does not for, it is
the present nohat movement Some extremists have been
going about London and the country without hats and
surprised find what convenience it The matters
seemed to have much trouble in getting the dea
49, III .-..--.. ....- ..a
Trenton, N. j. has mathematical puzzle that show
Ann The PASTORS newspapers and professors are all
busy on it, and of them mad already. The
started from wager that the Y. NJ c. A. baseball team
would twice many the Waldrons At the
end game the stood to O. Immediately fierce
discussion The papers columns of opinions
Some say be others say the men betting on the
y. M. G.. A. team g.. - d.. .... ..-.....,
'One is 1000 per cent more than o'' sit is 100 per
more and cannot be considered twice much These
are samples of the "soutions People who settle
simple problem that should apply to the perfessor
What this suffering country needs to leap into the
breach another statesman like George Francis
Train.
Old Tom Platt, 70, and rather the world,
says that life has been worth WHILE Many Of his
countymen have suspected this for years and years.
strange case has been under observation in New
York hospital of wetodo merchant from the country,
Who when he arrived in town. found that he had completely
forgotten himself. Dr. Morton says of him:
minutes after he arrived by roundabout
at private sanitarium He was cheerful even humor
his he searched thru his pockets and produced large
roll Of bills but nothing to Identity himself fraoon
my and where live butt by jmmny, must be some
body somewhere to be carrying as much money as this
around.'' :
It must be great relief sometimes to forget
himself but can be carried far if you business
49,
Several months ago Professor Andrew N. Fox Of the
chair Of Biblical languages in the German Institute Of Chi
cago Theological Seminary sent the following telegram
John D. Rockefeller:
John D. Rockefeller, New York City, n Y: Wanted
professop endowments for foreign missionary work
million lives touched Check accepted
face value No questions asked. .-..
Whether the insult of the 'no questions asked" got
Mr. Rockefellers whether the seminary author
tiles did not relish the professors semposed task Of try
ing reach Of the Standard Oil wealth is not known
At any rate Professor Fox has been dismissed.
Undoubtedly professor considered that telegram
very witty bit of literature would be interesting to
known what John D. thought Of it. "A j. R.