Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-09-09

The Sultan OF Turkey Is beginning
to wonder how those reports that hs
had the worst government In Europe
originated Washington Star.
The Kansas convict who was pa
rolled and sent to work In the harvest
field now has an idea of what real
punishment Washington Post
When the beef trust remembers how
Commissioner Garfield lured It on
at any governmental knocks.-Chicago
News
Mr.. George j. Gould Is going inte
poultry farming. or course. his ex-
perience with geese that lay golden
eggs will be lot of help to him.--Bos-
ton Transcript.
Oklahoma shows strong reasons why
1t should be admitted as State, but
does 1t expect the United States Sem
ate to be swayed by mere reasons?--
Chicago News.
Despite his latest gift of S10,0Oo,000.
there is reason to believe Mr.. Rookie
Teller has laid away enough In safe
spot so he will not suffer during his
old age.--Detroit Free Press.
If education is the greatest moral
force 1t might be a good thing for Mr..
Rockefeller to attend some of the col
leges which he is helping with his
money. Norfolk Va) Landmark.
The beef trust can expect little SYM
patty In its battle for the markets OF
the world as long as 1t is endeavoring
to escape trial on the charge that 1t Is
robbing the American consumer
Pittsburg Dispatch,
Peary says that his expedition may
open up 100000 square miles OF
country hitherto inaccessible. 1t will
be some time, however, before the
why pay rent" sign follows his trail.
Washington Star.
Abdul Hand, Sultan of Turkey, il
reported to be in a critical condition.
The case wouldn't be so bad If the
Sultan co-ld only feel sure that the
doctor wasn't trying to poison him.
Chicago RecordHerald.
In the light of past performances on
the part of Russian gunners, 1t would
have seemed safer for those Odessa
/ mutineers to bid defiance to the rest
of the fleet and take chances on being
} sunk.-Detrolt Free Press.
Secretary of the Navy Bonaparta
has rejected "Nestor' and "Orestes'
MS names for Golfers. He points out
that one suggests antiquity and the
other insanity. Another one Of "thcm
literary fellows" In offlce-Syracuss
Herald.
Undue attention Is being given to
the Missouri judicial decision that a
wife is entitled to "frlsk" her hus-
bands trousers and take any money
she finds No judicial determination
could alter or affect that custom
Washington Times.
The Chinese officials who were once
regarded as being pro-Russian are fast
vanishing as the situation changes.
They are all entertaining grateful feel
ings toward Japan. Diplomatically
there will be some subterfuge played,
but on the whole Japan will get all
St4N " anus univ hedils
According to the best Judgment that
can be formed at this distance, we
are unanimously Of the opinion that
Mayor Weaver has wiped up the
earth with the gang In Philadelphia,
There may be some fragments, but
they are not able to sit up and take
notice.-Montgomery Advertiser.
The State of Kansas has reached
| the conclusion that 1t has no power
| to control the traffic Of the Pullman
cars, as the Pullmans are not common
carriers. They're certainly not COM
mon carriers, nor even common
charges-they're just plain, ordinary
common plunderers.-Pitts Times.
If 1t be true, as NJ Witte declares,
! that NJ. Trepoff is the real Car Of
Russia, then Nicholas Alexandrovitch
| Is relieved of the responsibility for a
vast amount of folly, stupidity and
cruelty. Whether the creature can be
greater than the creator is a question
for casuists, however Chron-
icle
How providential 1t seems that the
only man in America who is known
to have two hearts is a plain, indus
trious carpenter who earns his liv6li-
hood with his hands at New Rochelle.
n. Y. Just contemplate for a minute
the effect on society OF two hearts In a
man like John d. Rockefeller.-Kan-
sas City Star.
II the exclusion law is to be so con-
strued or modified as to admit Chi
nese students, Wen probably find that
about 100000 Cinnamon have sud
denly become inspired with the most
Intense desire to study everything in
the books from Confucius down to
Laura Jean Libbey and Mary Maclans.
Los Angeles Times.
Tear this up" enjoined Statlstician
Holmes, OF the Department of AgrL-
culture, In one OF his discriminating let
ters. There is no known preservatiys
OF written matter whose action is 80
sure as burn this letter" or tear this