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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

A Cleveland preacher says that the millionaires of his town are the most hopeless people in the world He means that they are the most hopeless, accord ing to his way of thinking. No%doubt Clevelandites of wealth are not altogether given over to despair. They are still able to indulge in a few luxuries and can en- joy a spin in their automobiles Rich people are not worrying about themselves half as much as the preachers are, and none of them are conscience-stricken. so far as can be determined
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
What's In a Name?

From the Mobile Register.
 Old-line democrats feel as lonesome now as old-line whigs. True they have a party name left, but what is in 1t?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Dr. Osler was not married until after he was forty years old, and he was then on the toboggan slide. He had no right to marry at that age.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The Booker Washington school has donated $500 to the William H. Bald win memorial fund. Usually the dona- tions come toward Tuskegee.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The naked fanatics who paraded the streets of Oklahoma City may have been protesting against the sartorial extravaganza of Easter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

A copy of the Greater Vicksburg and national park edition of the Vicksburg American has been received. This number is well illustrated and is very credi- table
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

In Cleveland the baseball folks gave out rain checks when they should have given snow checks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
TO lNsoMiAcs.

From the New York Herald
 Burglar il Brooklyn stole safe weigh ing 700 ponds while the owner slum- bered in the'same room. Philadelphia pa- pers please copy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Henry Watterson says that maybe Vesuvius was thrust up just to show what hell could do It has been an impressive example.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The Acquarium in New York is to have an octopus, the first rival in that quarter of the Standard Oil.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The book agent is abroad. Personal vio- lence is not recommended but 1t is sur prising how much one of these individuals can say before you have an opportunity of bidding him good day. The book agent this year is no improvement" over his predecessors, but is equally as talka- tive.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
CAREFREE.

What boots all joy and sorrow?
 Who cares a rap for fame? There's nothing in the morrow, Let's to the baseball game.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Baron Meyer des Ranches is well come to Birmingham hospitality any old time he cares to come.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
May Have To.

From the Mobile Item
 Can we maintain beef cattle in the south? We'll have to if the trust con- tinues to run the price up
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Mrs. Leslie Carter is almost as suc- cessful on the witness stand as she is on the stage. It appears that Mrs Carter has big, healthy grievance against the alleged theatrical trust and makes no secret of the matter.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The Illinois house of representa- tives is trying to be blind when MT. Comerford approaches and walks down the aisle
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

A Pennsylvania man dynamited his boarding house. That was worse than beating" his landlady.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

MT. Comerford observes a certain coldness whenever he greets any of his esteemed colleagues.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
WITH OTHER EDITORS.

The Brewton Commentary. published at Brewton by W. A. iippen, is a recent addition to the state papers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
ALABAMA PRESS
Will Be Full.

From the Montgomery Advertiser
 Skirts will be full this season." says a fashion item. All of them?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The Talladega Reporter has just com pleted it's sixty-third volume. The Re- porter has had an honorable career and is good for many more years of useful ness
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

There is a man in Ohio who wants to know why he can't wear women's clothes if he wants to. What every other man would like to know is why in the name os common sense he wants to wear them.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The women favor municipal owner ship provided it be extended to de- partment stores.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The campaign against unsanitary whiskers goeth merrily forward. Whiskers ought to be abolished.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

It is almost as difficult to find out just what President Roosevelt is doing in the wilds of Colorado as it is to locate Ro- jestvensky's fleet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The honest truth is Thomas Jeffer- son probably never mentioned munich pal ownership. He had other things to think of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

It was the bear, not the President, that the chaplain of the Illinois legis- lature should have remembered.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

If we could see ourselves as others see us there would be few pronounced baseball fans.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
AN EASY JOB.

AN EASY JOB. Hefty Taft sits on the lid Where he's been left by Teddy. Hefty Taft can hold it down, For he's both fat and steady
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
THE LAST RESORT.

of you love me like I love you No knife can cut our love in two; But in case we cant agree The courts will cut it easilee."
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

When MT. Fairbanks becomes Presi- dent he will hunt polar bears instead of grizzlies.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
UNHAPPY TRUST

The beef trusts up against 1t,
 The courts are working hard; But the beef trusts looking healthy And Is making lots of lard.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

had rather have fool to make me merry, than experience to make me sad; and to travel for it, too.
 -As You Like 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

In garden making, especially after cold wave, distance lends enchant- ment in view.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

They are of after the pennant, and the Coal Barons have made a good beginning.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

It Is remarkable that people who WOO so romantically live such commonplace lives after they are married.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

General Stoessel may be sentenced to go back to Manchuria and fight the rest of Port Arthur in the open field
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Lear the center of deepest interest in the world.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Dr. Osler has recovered his second wind. He now proposes to impose an export tax on Canadian heiresses.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Shad are plentiful in the Hudson and Holsters are numerous along Broadway.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Chorus girl experts are also author itieS on the lobster.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

That machine that stretches short man offers nothing to the man who is short"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Now that President Roosevelt has donned his leather brooches, things look darker than ever for Colorado bears.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Russian caviare comes from San. dusky, O.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Eastern writers who attempt to deniet the southern negro have never success fully touched upon what is known in the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Municipal ownership will probably be applied to things that no one else wants.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20
GET READY TO scRA4 CHI.

Out in the towering fields,
 The cricket ehirps with glee, And the busy little chigger bug Waits for you and me.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

All Russia is in favor of constitutional rule except the Car and the grand dukes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The Illinois house of representa- tiyes is trying to re-expel Mir. Conner ford by deluging him with icy stares.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

A Semitic temple has been discov- cred which goes back farther than the recollection of the oldest resident.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The frost was hardly as welcome as the flowers in May.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

The Equitable press agent begins to feel overworked.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

It is feared that Rockefeller will soon begin to give away money out of spite.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Missouri's new senator is not at any rate a multi-millionaire.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

"Take back your gold" when ad. dressed to millionaires, is said for eff, feet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

MT. Fairbanks keeps an eye on the bears and Mr. Roosevelt.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Bear steaks are also going up-go. ing up a tree.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Judge Lynch seems to be enjoying a vacation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

Washington Bureau Age-Herald, 1421 Street. N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-04-20

oVI tIIIs tlII0 UI tIIS VeII1 WII0I
 lassitude grips his frame and his mind eraves a sureease from the
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
Boston Stock Quotations.

Reported over private wire by Horn ! blower & Weeks. members of New York ! and Boston Stock Exchanges; New IIa- ven office, 27 Center street.
 High. Low. Bid. Asked.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22

help make this in truth a sunshine con- Yention.
 Yours in Sunshine or Shade.
 LUCY P. ANDREWS.
 State President and Secretary. New Haven, Conn.,, September, 1905.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
METDCOs WILL MEET.
semi-Annual Meeting in Waterbur,
 October 10

Semi-Annual Meeting in Waterbury, October 19.
 The seni-annual meeting of the New Haven County Medical association will be held at the Hotel Elton, Waterbury, Thursday, October 19. at in the after noon.
 Several interesting matters will be discussed, chief of those being cerebro spinal meningitis. 1. History-Dr. H. Merriman Steele. 2-Aetiology and Diagnosis-D F. W. Wright.
 S-Pathology and Treatment-Dr O. T. Osborne
 Dissertations-Dr, E. D. Hall, Dr. H. B. Anderson, Dr. E. H. Arnold.
 The following are proposed for mem bership:
 Nelson Amos Ludington, M. D., New Haven, Yale '01.
 Dwight M. Lewis, A. B., M, D., New Haven, Yale '97, Johns Hopkins '01.
 Seymour L. spier, M D., New Haven, Yale '04
 John Edward Farrell, M. D., Water burn, New York university, 1903.
 William Hill Bean, Ph, B., M. D.. New Haven, Yale 'S2, Yale O9.
 Charles Engelke, Waterbury. College Of Physicians and Surgeons, New York,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
Cotton Market.

Reported by Dick Bros. & Co.,, mom. bers of New York Stock and Cotton Ex- che uges. Branch office. B Center Street,
 New York, Sept. 21.
 High. Low. Lasc.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
YESTERDAK'S STOCK MARKE15
Special Stocks Make Striking Advances
 Irregular Close.

New York, Sept. 21.-To-day's early stock market had an appearance of considerable strength and animation and special stocks made striking ad- Vances much in the manner of yester- days market. Restraint developed in the later options and the rate of activ- ny Tell away very materially. The marking up of the call money rate was the potential influence in this result Deals and rumors of deals played a, large part in the principal movements of the day, which were in stocks ~s,1n- posed to be in the hands of pools or, susceptible readily to manipulatfon. Both Canadian Pacific and Reading were prominent features during inc day, Publications of the Reading an nual report proved the high earning power of tha troad, but 1t was obvious that previous operations in the stock were based on knowledge of the facts Of the report. Louisville and Nashville also was brought forward into nro7,,i- nence' The recent strength of N4w York, New Haven and Hartford found US explanation in the announced .nriy- 1lege of subscriptions to S30,0OO O0O of low convertible debentures. Rilmor con- tlnued very active with the alleged pro, 1ect or new issue of Great Northern pf', to the present stockholders and St Paul ngured in a rumor of impending issue of $15,000,000 of authorized stock with subscription privileges to stock holders. Many of the days active move ments are thus seen to be traceable to individual causes. The money mark ct again demonstrated that it's actual position is growing independent of the conditions of the clearing house banks. Rates for call money were firm and higher although time loans were called somewhat easier, the demand for that kind of accommodation having subsid- ed somewhat. It is assumed that the hardening tone of money must have to do with the disposition of the trust companies funds rather than with those Of the banks. The retention of the Bank of England rate was a fav- orable factor in the days market. as it had been quite commonly expected that it would be advanced in order to shift New York demand for gold upon Paris. A renewed fall in foreign exchange re- suited, but the decline was not suffi cient to reach the point of profit for further engagement of gold for import Discounts rose in Berlin but fell in Paris. The irregular tone of the later market continued Up to the close
 Bonds were firm. Total sales par value, $3,335, 900.
 United States 2s coupon declined 3-4 per cent. on call.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
YEsTERDAK,S STOCK MARKET,
Opening, Highest. Lowest. ouotat,on,

On the New York Stock Exchange, reported. by Prince & Whitely, Bankers and Brokers. 52 Broadway, New York, and Is Center street, New Haven, Conn.
 Open.High. Low. Last.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
- STATE SUNSHINE MEETING.
All Day Session to be Held fin New Bri- g. tain September 30.

All Day Session to be Held fin New Brf-
 &5' tain September 30.
 The following communication from the Connecticut branch of the Inter- national Sunshine society is self-ex- planatory:
 Dear Sunshine presidents and friends:
 "The fourth annual convention of the Connecticut division of the Information al Sunshine society will be held in New Britain Saturday, Sept. 30, from 10 a. m. to 5 p. n., with an intermission for luncheon. Those who take a box lunch will be furnished coffee by the New Britain branch at the place of meeting, which, is the First Church of Christ Opposite Central Park, where all cars meet), corner of Church and Main streets.
 "The morning session will be devoted entirely to business. Reports of pres idents and members will be read and should date from September, 1904. The time for reading limited to three min- utes. If you canont come, please send a delegate and report so it may be read and placed on file. Our president general, Mrs. Cynthia Westover Alden. will be with us, and we expect Miss Helen Pitson, state president of Louisi- ana, with several other prominent speakers. The New Britain branch and state president extend cordial invitation. Come one, come all, and
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
GOING TO SCOTLAND.

Will Sail by the Anchor Liner Gale
 donia To-Morrow.
 Mrs Horatio Affleck, of Ward street, will sail for Glasgow tomorrow by the Anchor line steamship Caledonia and will be gone all winter. She will be ac- companied on the trip by MT. and Mrs. Robert Craik, who return to Scotland with the intention of making their home there.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
Consolidated Stock Exchange.

Consolidated Stock ExchUnEcA Reported over private wire of W. B Smith & Co., T Broadway, New York. New Haven office. $40 Chapel street. Norman A. Tanner. Manager
 Opening. Hign. Low. Close,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
ROYAL ARCANUM OFFICIALS TO
 TNTNTTN

There will be a dinner for the grand regents and installing officers of the Royal Arcanum and the deputies of this state at the Hotel Garde on September. 29. The dinner is to be gwen in honor of Grand Regent c. E.. Brayton, of Stonington.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
HAD A RETENTION.

Derby, Sept. a.-Four sisters, daugh- ters of Jabez and Mary Duxbury, who had not met together in forty years, had reunion to-day. at the home of a fifth sister, Mrs. Elizabeth Upton, of Ansonia.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-09-22
CIoAInE Prleea.

The following are the closing prices reported by Prince cs WhIteIy. BaEAer3 and Brokers. 25 Broadway. New York. and l5 Center street. New Haven. Conn:
 Bid. Asked.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27
Game Warden Arrests Three
Men and Seizes Several
Outfits.
WANT a LIGHT SYSTEM
Citizens Of Deli Rapids Are Agitatng
Question of Installing Gas
Piant-7ouitry Show in
Slack Hills.

S!ssrion. : ~ Jan 26 As tho result or
'3'e Vigilance of Game Warden NeajodlN
of tAis county three mon were arrested on
taa eharsc OF Illegal FISHING on Lake TRAY
'9st The game warden caught them w.th
~ nuAntity OF FISH and several nets in lh"n
possession. Tho Offenders were brought To
'5se, 'on and furn.shed bonds for their ap-
pearslee 6, the nest term Of c!rtuit
@purt The samc warden and his dcputies
~ Nasins msassressive Warfare against
th7s" who make practice Of catching
FISH iH olaiion OF the state law
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27
ASSESSORS OBJECT.
Several in Lyon County Resign Be-
cause of mall aIary

Rock Rapids, la. Jan. 26.-At a
inee ting OF the assessors of Lyon coun-
" held at the auditors office Saturday
q number OF them sent III their resig-i
nations 10 the board on account of the.
amount which WAS allowed Them as
compensation for their work. In fix
ing tn" rate in advance the board cit
Rot take into consideration the extra
amount of labor this year in taking the,
census The board met in informal
session 10 take coguiZance OF the mat
ter and il is thought they will appoint
assistants or raise the pay of all as
SCISSORS.
Manuel Klanderud who figured in a.
sensational holdup at Sioux City last
week. is now lansuishing in the Lyon
county jail having been relnanded to
aw5uf the action of the grand jury.
klueger x Lauek implement dealers
of Lester, filed a charge against him
for securing SEQ worth of farm tools
under false pretenses,
Tom Joyce. an inmate of the poor
farm for The past eight months. came
TO town Saturday night with u tale
of woe-stating that H. had BE- n in
hulnanely treated 10y The oversee. the
county board reviewed The evidence
presented To them today and ordered
the old man to return 10 the poor farm.
as it WAS shown that hc was not wis
treated.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27
RUSslA's TROUBLES.
Figures that Show the Burden Under
Which People Are Lab

WhiCn ~eofiS ARE LAB
National debt . $500 600 600
Annual interest on debt $4,000 900
Expended on Siberian and
Manchurlan roads. ..... 500 100000
1900 ........... oo,ooo,ooo
sion in three years 3oo,ooo,ooo
Loss by famines in five
years preceding 1902. -. 5Oo,o0o,ooo
1902. loss ............ 2oo,ooo,oco
Loss to toiiers by $50 to
year ..............-.. 1oo,ooo,ooo
War loss to date ...... 40o,ooo,oo0
Expenses of holy synod,
annually .............. 1s,5oo,ooo
In relation to these figures Well
known writer says:
The simple truth is the Russian
peasant, l0o,000,000 of him. is, under
present conditions. slowly starving to
death. His average earnings in the
central provinces are II and Is copecks
Is to 9 cents) per day throughout the
year during the busiest harvest time
they rise TO an average of 81 to sc co..
peckS (l3 TO l6 cents per day). dur
ing the whole winter he and his family
earn nothing. His diet consists of meals
flour and grits, cabbage ana potatoes:
no meat, excepting three times Il Year.
His diet is Insufficient, and less than
in any civilized country. The hovel he
lives in is two and half yards long
and one and one half yards high, har-
boring the w.,ofe fanny and whatever
cattle he possesses. Thesc data are
taken from official sources.
rs it a wonder that the Russian
peasant has morally and physically de-
generated? That the women are i'm
moral, elreadins maternity, and siven
To frishtful extent to infanticide"
That themen are nomads, leaving
wives and children for months. often
years, trying TO earn something in
town or in far-away districts? That the
recruiting in these central provinces
shows progressively physical unfitness
for the army? That the health of the
women is bad. an dthat the rate of in
crease i'll the population in this black
earth belt had dropped to 0.2i against
10 In the Whole e1npire?
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27

Lake City, Ia, Jan. IS The graduate
ing class OF l304-5 presented their ex-
ercises at the opera house here before
a large audience. This is the first time
q class has ever been graduated from
the high school at the close of the first
semester. The class was composed of
Arthur Bailey. Addie Smith, Florence
Madsen. Lillian Mcpherson. Ida Ole
son and Grace Campbell
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27
ACT AGAINST
TOM DENNISON
Motion Before the Supreme
Court OF United States
Denying Right.
is OUT OF JURISDICTION
Iowa Authorities Carry the Extraction
Case to Higher Court and
Who Want 1t Dis

Washington jan ga motion TO
dismiss The sore What noted Iowa. Ne
braska eXtradition case of Thomas
Dennison was entered in the supreme
court of the United States 10y II. G.
Bronze, who represents the Iowa auth
critics Mr. Bronze alleges that the
federal court has no jurisdiction and
that the case was taken To that cour!
for the purpose OF delay.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27
CATHOLICS ARE WARY.

Church Authorities Warn People Nor
TO Be Too Active.
Rome, Jan. 24.-In reports received
al the vatican regarding the internal
situation in Russia it is announced the
crisis is considered 10 be q Very grave
ore. The Russian Catholic bishops are
recommending To their folks prudence
and abstention from participation in
the political movement, fearing re-
pfesslve measures on the part of The
entt-Catholics.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27
FELL INTO AiRHoLE.
Small Boy Drowned in Mississippi
River at Burlington.

burlington, Ia. Jan 26-A 1o-year-
old son of john GuIick was drowned in
the river near here. He fell into an
air hole.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-01-27
LuRlD PROCLAmATi0NS
Social Democracy spurns the Emperor
and Declares the Government
Must Be Ovcrthroun.

I'pfaret,llre. Qe,..
,.,,,.,.,,,
oi 'he Assoc e'@tea iiess
'oi,'S Grove up lhe AeNsky Prospect
and discovered that Che damage done
TO store fronts WAS more consiaera,l,.
,han appeared last night 4 laIpa
- =
wrecked An e,n,.,,,,,,,. 1890, =, .t,.;,.
ers and ,,.,n,, si,,t,4.o., ,,.,,,,,a,,.,,
ing tba sidawalls ,1d w.. So,
are again il, ,,,f.,..,,il, All ~. @ - :
quiet up 20 mis- 6n',r RAM NN'' ''''' 'ss''
some Hot Proclamatlons.
Tho correspondent noticed several
men distributing proclamations which
We're eagerly received by the people.
The proclamations We're all signed
10y the Russian Social Democratic
Labor Party" one of them reads.
oo'nftaes, so long as the autocfacy
tion. is nossih1e T,,rf' ' ou, eoiiai
tinua f. i,1sS,'ji'e ''e, eipie we con
follo>vin, ti,.,,,',,',,., 3'' o'i 0'''''eis 'ile
N'''''i'''S
A Series of Demands.
Immediate cessation OF the war.
The snmmonng OF i. constitutional
assembly of representatives of the peo-
pie. elected by universal and equal suf-
frase and direct secret ballot
Removal of class and race privi-
leges and restrictions.
~ he inNiolablity OF the person
~ ..r,n',.a,'i s', ,,'iii'vlie f -
press meatine4 st0il.s. ",d s!'pt','i'
dissertations -
4 senonJ ,ro,.i.,,,,o,ion a.,+a, r.
vary % sa%s; i' 'S'' ''''''''''o'' "'''V' 'si'
Cruelty of Autocracy.
The proletariats of all countries are
united. Citizens. YOU Yesterday Wit