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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
The Vital Question.

What question. most interests the
most people today? Questions po-
litioal and industrial come and
pass, questions of love and mar
riage wax and wane. But the ques-
ton of how to evade the doctor and
the undertaken is steadily with US
all. And. as the world becomes
more and more comfortable, the
interest in this question increases
from intense ito feverish. People
read the newspapers diligently,
seeking for first hints of the dis
covery of the drug that will realise
the Middle.Age Dream of the
spring of the eternal youth. To be
we'll, to be young, to live and onI
Yet the means of accomplishing
this longing in large measure are
at hand, and few take advantage
nf them. 1t lis too much trouble"
to exercise every day regularly.
1t is "too much trouble" to be
careful about diet. to guard the
teeth, to resist the temptation to
repair indiscretions by the use of
drugs that tear away vitality as
they ease pain. Still-not so many
years ago man looked and called
himself old at thirty.fve and a
woman at thirty. 1t is not SO to.
day. Tomorrow poor indeed will
be the creature that suggests decay
at sixty Saturday Evening Post.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
Found a Cure for DHspepsla.

Mrs. S. Lindsay, of Fort William, On
tario, Canada. who has suffered quite a
number of years from dyspepsia and
great pains in the stomach, was advised
by her druggist to take Chamberlain s
Stomach and Liver Tablets. She did SO
and says. II find that they have done
me great deal of good. l have never
had any suffering since l began using
them" If troubled with dyspepsia or
indigestion why not take these Tablets.
get well and stay we'll? For sale by w.
j. Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
LATHR0P 6 GRAY'S MARKED.

Thread is now being manufac-
tured from wood fiber. which be-
ing used for filters in some kind of
cloth. These wood threads are
known as xyloline, selvaline, and
are numbered like other threads.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles. Druggists refund money if PAzo
OINTMENT fails to cure any case, no
matter of how long standing, in 6 to IA
days. First application gives ease and
rest: Doc, If your druggist hasn't it
send SOC in stamps and it will be for
warded postpaid by Paris Medicine Co.,
st. Louis, Mo. is
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03

According to the Poseville (Ind }
News,a dog chased the Office cat of
Nation, Ill.,, Star. To escape, the
cat jumped on the bed of the press
while the press was running. 1t
took two men two hours to get all
the cat picked of the type.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03

Sixty or seventy thousand dol
lars scattered among the farmers
of this neighborhood for potatoes
during the next thirty days will
put smiles on many doleful faces.
Bolton Monitor.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03

A crew of United States life-sav-
ers have arrived at the Lewis and
Clark Exposition, taking posses
sion of the model life-saving sta
ton on the shore of Guilds Lake,
where daily exhibition drills will
be given.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03

Jones-Do you believe that
somewhere your souls affinity
waits for you?
Out Late-I know it; what's
more, she'll ask me where pve
been New York Mail.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
A Bad Scare.

Some day you will get bad scare.
when you feel a pain in your bowels,
and fear appendicitis. Safety lies in DR..
Kings New Life Pills, sure cure, for
all bowel and stomach diseases, such
as headache, biliousness; costiveness,
etc. Guaranteed at all drug stores,
only 25c, TRY them,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
.asssssssssssssssssssss,
{ v. c. I. j. COLUMN. }

-. tOtteu Df mhS. ". \, bENetlelU. &
The w. CT U. will meet at the
home of Mrs. D. NJ Smith Thurs
day, June 9Th, at $3.50 p, m.
/
Our Medal Contest Monday
night was success, thanks to
the patience and skill of Mrs.
Allan Urquhart and Miss Irby
Stallcup.
The singing was fine, while each
little girl rendered her piece ex.
cellently we'll.
Atala Rives won the medal. but
each of the contestants will receive
The Little Crusader" for one
year from the w. G. T. U. as a
token of our appreciation for their
work and Willingness to help us.
We must not forget the dear
little fairies who added life to the
program. Each was so quantity
earnest and sweet in her little role
Just sweet enough to hug.
l.. s. Schluter presented the
medal, making very impressive
talk.
If we could find twenty.four af.
ter the same pattern our cry of
victory would soon be ringing
through this old town.
+ i t
Listen to the advice of successful
men. John d. Rockefeller, one of the
most successful financiers in this coun.
try, said, "If you would succeed in life.
you must master yourself" Mr.. Rock
efeller and nearly all the great business
men of our nation are unanimous in
their opinion that the drink habit is
fatal to young mans chances of sue
cess in life, either in the matter of
health and wealth. None of great bus
ness men and corporations want to
employ young man who has acquired
the drink habit. This being true let us
vote to close the saloon that is con-
stantly inviting our boys to come in
and taste, and thus acquire habit that
will ruin their prospects for success in
life.
t i /
The world has never known a worse
failure than the license system. License
is of the devil. Men licenes evils, but
God always prohibits them. If it is
wrong to license an evil, the case is not
made better by accepting tax. The
higher tax the greater sin.
No class of laboring people is bene-
fitted by the saloon. The farmer sells
bushel of corn for 25c. The distiller
makes it into whisky and sells it for
81. The soloon sells it to men and gets
81. Thus the ''trade" clears $11 while
the farmer would do better to feed his
corn to hogs that are not human.
Will you vote for license and support
that is sucking the life. blood out of
this commonwealth, bringing untold
miseries to thousands of hearts and
homes? Say no, and vote mol You
have nothing to lose and everything
to gain.-Mrs. A. Andruc, Detroit,
Michigan.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
Accept no Substitute.

There is nothing just as good for
malaria. chills and fever as DR.. Men
denhall's Chill and Fever Cure. Take
it as general tonic and at all times in
place of Quinine, If it fails to give sat-
isfaction mail the front of the carton
to J: @, Mendenhall, Evansville, Ind.
and get your back. Sold by The J. F.
Grow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
Sprained Ankle, Stiff Neck,
Shoulder.
Lame

These are three common ailments for
which Chamberlain Pain Balm is es-
pecially valuable. If promptly applied
it will save you time, money and suffer
ing when suffering with any one these
ailments. For sale by w. j. Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03

'Tisn't safe to be day without DR..
Thomas Electric Oil in the house. New
er can tell what moment an accident is
going to happen. For sale by The j, F.
Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
A Royal Steak

Fit for King. but to grace the table of
a free and independent American, A
fair sample of the lucious meats sold by
LATHROP & GRAY'S Market, where
all that is good, superior, tender and
JUICY in beef, lamb, mutton, veal and
poultry is awaiting your orders.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03

Most of the planters in Lamar
country, who had their cotton
crops destroyed by hail, will re.
pleat their land in corn.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
TO Cure a Cold I'm One Day.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
let's. All druggists refund the money if
it fails to cure. E. w. Groves sigma
ture is on each box. 25c.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-03
GA 3T @ R ia.
g nssss the ''' Kind You Have Always Bought
signature as &rNHzz1m

Four months ago El Paso was
one of the wide open towns of
Texas, today not slot machine
turns in the town.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

for religious purposes to equip temples
an churches, and TO administer the
charities OF the Church and the mem
bers are willing 90 pay that annual
tax for that purpose, 1t is not the busl'
ness Of any one to NEEDLE. Certainly
the State should not, and there is no
power less than sovereignty mat can
Just 40, and therefore The Call has
no business TO NEEDLE with II, These
are the chief purposes to which tho
revenues Of the Church are devoted.
But suppose the people OF a Mormon"
settlement depending upon the waters OF
q traacherous stream for their agri-
cultural pursuits and temporal exist
ence, are visited with q flood that
sweeps away much OF their property
and ruins their irrigation works and
bitches, and the Church, out Of the tith-
Ing fund furnishes the means to place
them upon their feet again, whose busl-
ness is that? n some enterprise that
would be advantageous to the Commune
nifty could not be started or carried on
without similar help from Church
funds who has the right to object, II
not connected with the Church by
membership? And anyhow whatever
disposition is made OF the Church
funds or properties, 30 long as 1t does
not interfere with any ones rights and
privileges We affirm that It is no con-
Germ OF any outside papers or persons
and they ought to follow advice that
has become a Mormon adage Mind
your own business.
We once more assert that the Nor
mon Church neither financially nor
otherwise interferes with the liberty
religion, social customs, political opln-
ion or action, or attempts to control in
jure, Cypress or exclude from the State
or from any line Of business any per-
son, company corporation or assoc
citation, and II IL poor work for any
newspaper to engage in to echo the viii
full talschoods on these matters told
from the pulpit by ignorant or mali
clous sectarlan preachers, or from the
platform or the press by dlsgruntled
and unprlncipled politicians,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Just now German writers are paying
a good deal Of attention to the United
states. Not many months ago Hugo
Munsterherg issued his THE Amerl-
cans in which Americans and all 9TH
er things American were given almost
unstnted praise. Then came wilhelm
Won Polenz with THE Land Of the Flu
ture,' in which he went over much the
same ground as Munsterberg, but was
more discriminating in his lauda lions.
Now comes X. Zimmerman with his
Uncle Sam" which is intended as an
antldote to Munsterberg and Won Po-
lenz. One sentence will furnish the
Keynote Of his book. He says; THE
Americans eyil-lookng eye betrays the
depths Of depravlty into which the ma
tlon has fallen.' At any rate the
Americans are attracting attention;
and that is something.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14
ABOUT FALsEHooD.

The San Francisco Bulletin Of recent
date had "a sermonette on "Classinca-
ton Of Liars and Notes on the Spec
cies" Among the notes are some
that bear repeating, Here are few'
"a liar Is dishonest, and, though he
is never IN danger Of the law yet he Is,
nevertheless, criminal though his
crime Is not defined in the codes
Society can protect itself from the
burglar and murderer bat society has
no protection against the lar, ana not
wlthstandiug the fact that man may
be universally dubbed q liar. there is
always some person who places con-
hdenco IN him.
Lying, when pursued as a fine art,
both IN action and In speech, often
proves paying policy for a brief space
OF time"
. his career OF fraud may be long
one and his success, built upon a foun-
dalton Of deceit, may outwardly appear
strong when in reality IL Is founded
upon sand
"a constitutional liar likes to exag-
gerato his own Importance or to
please, while on the other hand,
the confirmed liar lies through
deliberate intent and design, and
lies not only in speech but in
action or the three liars, the liar be-
oauso OF tlmidity, the constitutional liar
and the confirmed liar the last Is the
worst, because he " dangerous"
II Is a curious commentary on the
weakness OF human nature. that pre-
varlcators can exercise any influence
whatever upon their fellow men. II
men and women did really love the
truth, they could not easily be deceived
by falsehood. For they would know
instlnctiyely, when In the presence Of
deceIvers, and they would he able 10
discern between truth and error.
1t Is curious, too, that even the most
constituencies prevaricators are
ashamed Of themselves and their work.
Nothing stinss them like giving them
their true name, Call liar liar and
ne will hiss like snake, and strike, IL
he can, even II hitting only empty air,
He is ashamed OF himself and his pro-
duct aud so he always offers II under
some other name. lie generally pre-
tends to be patriots always valiant
hero; even liberator; ana ut times
an instrument In the hands Of the
Almighty TO right wrongs and ayenge
injustice And all the while he Is pos
ing behind these different Mosques, he
Is well known for what he is. He does
not even deceive all his own so-ealled
friends, who would be ashamed Of the
company were It not for the angelic
form which falsehood endeavors TO as
sumo. II is really compliment to hui
man nature that prevaricators must
sugarcoat their falsehoods, before they
dare to offer them. In this fact there is
encouragement il means that truth
win surely prevail ultimately. for mo
one can fool all the people all the time
only fools will attempt that impossl-
bility.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

A revival Of the old, Wild, senseless
attempts to gain notorety by pretend
ing that "Momons' are assassins and
want to kill somebody, is too late In the
day Ever since that New York news
paper man shot his suspender buckle at
a hotel, as proof that the boodthirsty
Mormons' wanted his life, the cry has
been burlesque to the general public.
SO with the pretense that "Mormons"
want 10 drive "Gentiles' out Of Utah.
Every mouther Of such falsehoods is
viewed by Mormon" and Gentle"
alike as either a crank or a villain or
both.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14
GENERAL CONFERENCE

The seyenty-ffth annual Conference
OF the Church OF Jesus Christ OF Lat
ter-day Saints win convene on Thurs
day. the 9Th OF April and adjourn Fri
DAY afternoon until Sunday morning,
and close Sunday afternoon.
A general Priesthood meeting viii
be held on Friday night, commencing
at 1880,
The special Priesthood meeting for the
General and Presiding Authorities Of
the Church viii be held in the Assem-
bly, Hall on Saturday morning at 10
o'clock.
JOSEPH r, SMITH,
JOHN n. WiNDER,
ANTIION II. LUND,
First Presidency.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Oakland is now IN the throes Of
great religious revival, and The Bee
does not know Of any place where re-
liglon is more needed says the sacra-
mento Bee. or course, you are an right,
but your nelghbors need reform imme-
dlately.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Really It begins to look as though the
controversy over the cause Of Mrs
stalford's death, whether It was natur-
al or due to accidental or wilful poison
Ing, would have TO be settled by arbl-
tration.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14
SMOKE NUISANCE.

The smoke problem is one in which all
the larger cities OF the world are more
or less interested. Some hold that it
can be abated and that American cities
are behind British manufacturing CEN
ters, IN this regard, about half CEN
fury In proof OF this startling pro-
position, the Boston Transcript quotes
what the Scientific American had to say
on smoke hfty-three years ago. as fol-
lows:
Two years ago the cities In England
and Scotland were like smoked hams,
owing to the dense volumes Of smoke
that filled the atmosphere by the use OF
bitumlncHs coal The fields Of grain
were black from the same cause and
the hedges were I'm a like condition
Now all Is changed. The sky is no long
en- like a smoke house; the rain des-
cends IN clear streams; not IN inky riy-
ulets, the houses begin TO look as
though their faces were washed and
the hedges to wear their old dark green
appearance. All this has been accom-
plshed by an act Of parliament making
It penal for factories to let their smoke
escape, The smoke IS all burned by
simple contrIyances OF furnaces. A
commission Of government first estab-
llshed that the burning Of smoke was
perfectly practicable and parliament
then enforced the fact by law. The
factory and mill owners soon found
out how to rulflll the conditions OF this
law and the result Is they save a great
deal of fuel by the operation
our Boston contemporary Justly re-
marks that although this was done
across the water half century ago,
Massachusetts is still without a law
that win save our lungs and eyes from
poisonous contact and our houses, cloth
ing and persons from sooty deHement.
Il Is about time for an abused public
to speak out"
Here, IN Utah, II anybody happens to
comment on the Smoke nuisance" or
make any suggestion whatever in the
interest Of public improvements, a howl
Is generally sent forth from the camp
| OF the enemies Of progress, against al
legged Mormon" Interference with IN
dustral affairs II may therefore as
we'll be pointed out that the smoke
problem Is one that Is seriously consld-
cred all over the country. II cannot be
shouted down. Achilles, deprived Of
his armor through the foolhardness
Of a friend succeeded In driving the
Trojans away 10y shout, the like Of
which no mortal man had ever made.
But he, according to Homer had Mi
neryas mighty aid. And that made a
difference, No respectable Greek del
~ would lend our modern shouters an
oegs. And therefore they should not
attempt the role OF brave Achilles
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Are not the good people OF Logan
rather more wrought up over the Agri-
cultural College question than the facts
warrant? II has no enemies in this
city and we doubt If It has one IN the
State.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

The san Francisco papers are greatly
exercised over the Japanese lnnux,'
as they term IT, There is no overwhelm-
ing danger from that source, What the
san Francisco papers should do Is to
exercise patience and common sense.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

been ashamed at his effort to thrust
hts Presbyterian brother into the sup
posed danger that he dreaded for him
selm? gelahl
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Elk Senator Keorns stlll seeks "the
bubble reputation even at the Cam
mons mouth"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

The Beef trust only makes miser-
able two per cent per annum on It's
capital Il really deserves commlsera-
ton rather than condemnation
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

ard on company I'm Kansas. All he Is
waiting for is the death notice,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Tho Car has summoned a council OF
war II the council Is a multitude
there may be wisdom in IL.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

MIS- Eddy the founder OF Christian
Science denies that she Is dead. The
lady should know.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Just now there Is more slaughterlng
going on In Manchurla than IN the
Chicago stockyards.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Mrs Chadwick has been tried and
been found guilty and wanting
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Mr. Eugene Ware stands ready to
write an obituary poem on the Stand
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

Boston is raising a Hub-bub over the
smoke nuisance,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-03-14

To KuropatRIn: Beware Tie pass"
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1905-09-09
roUND FLoATER.
nsay - Aparew JAsksoa Ross,.r-a srsn.
Fsrean take.

nssy - Anar~w JAsksoa Ro-sser-a frsn,
Fsrsan Take.
Wednesday some boys discovered q
body floasinR near one Of the rocky
Polnta on Fernan Jake. The discovery
was reported TO the authorities and in
the absences Of DE-. sabln. eounty
coroner, Who Was called 20
cabinsi, Justice sChAmherlln took
charge Of the remains and after
securing iy lett lin the water
until the arrival Of the coroner, who
Ttarnei Thursday and made q thor
onsh examinstion Of the body, and
decided that 40 inquest vas not
necessary as no marks % violence
could be found. Whether q case o.
suicide or accidental drowning IL un-
certain.
The Investigation disclosed the fact
that the mans name was Andrew
jackson, the body having been iden.
titled by Charles J. Fritz. a barten-
der. whose card was found on deceas-
ed and Who knew him ~ q saloon
man 80 business At Cheney, wash.
shere be has = wife aud two child
ren.
There Was nc money on The body
and u 10 aid that be bad been around
tosn a few weeks ago spending
money and drinking. which gives
some color 60 the suicidal 4heory.
In Bite pocket were a few Hshing
hooks wrapped Ia q piece OF the
Spokane Chronicle dated July 25 and
IL the opinion Of the coroner that the
body has been In the water at least
ten dayA A bunch OF keys with bis
name aad a knights OF Pythias em.
blem and az emblem OF the Elks we're
found. Members Of the Spokane
Elias lodge were communicated ulth,
also members Of the other lodge Al
Cheney, bat no definite arrangements
have been made for the funeral. The
remains we're badly decomposed aud
are in the care OF County Undertaken
Klopf.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1905-09-09
neaalas r.am Wins

The regular ball team played =
good game Labor Day with the 'Ias
BeenR' aud eyenod up for the defeat
they suffered II the hands Of the old
timers 10 former game, the game re.
suited in score OF 5 to q In favor
of the organized nine.
W. b, Burdick, master mechanic of
the Occur d'Aleno electric road, was
again Ia the box for the "Iiaa Beons''
with HE son "Billy" az calcer. The
features Of the game we're Boucher !
long running catch IN deep left, nlll's
dive into Occur d'Alene lake, Frank
Andrews one handed catch at arm s
length Of hot liner 10 flrst. Haynes
aud Rirhey accepted the largest mum
Der Of chances without an error. sic
Dewitt, an old time league umpire,
but now connected with the electric
road, held The indicator, and Il up 20
date on all the ilns points Of the
game.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1892-1907, 1905-09-09

entire country 1t the time Of the visit
OF these explorers. TIE newspapers
man II side Dy side with the pioneer ln
the van Of civilization and has been
instrumental IN building mp the indus-
tries d the country. The pswspa-
per men we're profuss II expressions
o. the most complimentary nature
over the entertainment given them
during The day and left On their return
trip With the best d feeling for the
lake city.