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The sun., 1905-12-04
VICTIM OF CIGARETTES?
BOY Has Bcrn Unconscious Most OF the
Time for q Week.

At the City Hospital in Newark Is four.
-year-old boy in semi-conscious con.
dition He was sent there on Thursday
night by DR.. Gustav H. Fredericks, who
meningitis. The lad is Edward Kirschner
Of 4lO South Eighth street. Newark. He
was removed tc' the hospital on Friday,
having been i'll for two weeks and uncon-
scious most Of TIM time since Monday last.
1t il believed that his trouble is due to
excessive cigarette smoking. DR.. Fred
ericks's opinion is that the inhalation OF
tobacco smoke affected his eardrums and
that the trouble spread to his brain cover
ing.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21

Col. W. 3. Deboney, Mr.. r. True,
Mr.. l.. s. Graham and Mr.. Carl
Norman attended the funeral OF
Mr.. VIM. Broyles, at Switzer, Mon
day.
Mr. John b. Lindsey, Jr., of West
PascagOula, Miss, who has been
the guest of his father. MI. J. b.
Lindsey, Sr., returned home Tues
day.
Mr.. W. II. Negus, wife and daugh-
ter, of Greenville, Miss, who have
been guests of her parents, Gen. ID:
W. Lindsey and wife, have returned
home.
Mrs. Anna vanDerveer, who was
called to Hamilton, Ohio, by the
death of her brother-in-law. Mr.
Henry VanDerveer, has returned
home.
Miss M. Lockett Smith, Miss
Emma Payne and Miss Lou A.
Wizard will attend the Ashland Ed
ucatiOnal Association, at Paris,
to-day.
Mrs. Geo. A. Lewis, who has
been the guest of Mr.. b. Todd
Crutcher and Mr.. N. M. Crutcher,
for several days, returned home on
Wednesday.
Miss Sarah Burnam, of Rich
mond, who has been the guest of
Miss Virginia Chinn, was called
home by the death of her uncle,
Judge j. r. Burnam.
Mr.. Geo. A. Lewis, of this Office,
who has been at French Lick
Springs, Ind, recuperating from a
spell of illness, has returned home
much improved in health.
Mrs. J. S. VanWinkle and daugh-
ter, Miss Louise, who have been
guests of Mr.. A. G. VanWinkle and
wife, Shelby street, have returned
| to their home in Danville.
A delightful dance was given at
the Country Club, on Monday mig bit,
| in honor of Miss Louise VanWinkle,
of Danville, who was the guest OF
her brother, Mr.. A. G. VanWinkle.
Mrs. W. S. johnson was called to
Knoxville, Tenn, on Wednesday,
by the sudden death of her sister,
Mrs. w. w. Woodruff. Her daugt-
ter, Mrs. Frank Barrst, went with
her.
Mr.. James b. O'Connell, ex-Ser-
geant-at-Ar of the Court OF Ap-
peals land Republican candidate
for County Clerk of Montgomery
county,, was in the city Tuesday,
leaving for Louisville Wednesday
morning.
DR.. U. v. Williams, DR.. l.. T.
Minish, DIR. o. b. Demaree, DIR. N.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21
SOD THE KINGS DAUGH-
TIERS LOT.

The Kings Daughters lot at the
hospital is standing in need of sod
ding. Mr.. G. H. Mastin has kindly
consented to donate two loads of
sod and put it down. While this is
a nice gift, it will hardly begin the
good work.
It has been suggested that the
farmers and other parties, who have
sod, be requested to assist In the
work. We hope there will be enough
sod donated for the purpose.
If those desiring to assist in the
matter and will furnish sod, let it
be known to the directory, and then
kindly deliver the stuff at the hos
pital NEXT TUESDAY. Other
parties will see that it is properly
put down.
These ladies are doing a. noble
work and deserve help. They are
not able to furnish the sod them
selves. Let's hear about it.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21
F. & ]. HEENEY

M. Garrett, DIR. j. g. South and
DIR. Flora Mastin attended the State
Medical Convention, at Louisville,
this week.
Mr.. George Coleman and Mrs.
Lula Coleman, of Jeffersonville,
Ind, and Miss Lucinda Stith, of
Meade county, were guests Of Mr..
A. G.. Jeffers, this week, called
here to attend the funeral of Mrs.
Elizabeth Cain.
MI. Henry Wright and wife and
mother, Mrs. Jane e. Wright,
visited Mrs. Carl Terbune, in Shell
by county, Friday last. Mrs.
Wrigh ht, the elder, is ~ years of age
and stood the 81 mile drive as well
as any of the family.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21

berich wedding.
Mr.. W. l.. Porter, of Bowling
Green, attended the Court of Ap.
peals Wednesday.
Miss Sarah Baughman, of STAN
ford, was the guest of Mrs. S. M.
Saufiey this week.
Misses Mary and Virginia Gray
have returned from a visit to rela-
tives in Louisville.
Miss Margaret Reading attended
the Venable-B wedding, in Lou
isville, Thursday.
Rev. J. NJ. Rash, of Winchester,
came in Saturday, and preached at
Bridgeport Sunday.
Miss Emma Thompson, of Will
more, KY, is visiting her cousin,
Mrs. R. M. Trumbo.
Mrs. W. o. Bradley and daughter,
Mrs. John G. South, visited in
Louisville this week.
Rev. VIM. Grove attended the
Southern Presbyterian Synod, at
Louisville, this week.
Mr.. Ed. o. Leigh, who was called
to Paducah by the illness of his
mot Ter, has returned.
Capt. Thos. j, Hardin and Mr..
VIM. Hardin, of Monterey, were in
the city on Wednesday.
Mr.. Jos. Rupert and wife spent
Saturday, Sunday and Monday at
his old home at Grayson.
Mrs. N. NJ. Crutcher, of Duckers,
was the guest of her sister, Mrs.
Geo. A. Lewis, this week.
Mrs. W. Henry Gayle, who has
been visiting in Danville and Lex
ington, has returned home.
Mr.. w. II. Lindsey, wife and chill
dren and Miss Annie Samuel left
Wednesday for TryOn, N. G.
Mrs. J. W. Gayle, Miss Ruby
Macklin and Miss Eva Macklin
went to Louisville Tuesday.
Mrs. ]. L. Butler, of Bowling
Green, is the guest of her parents,
Mr.. w. J. Hughes and wife.
Miss Mynhier, of Mt. Sterling,
who was the guest of Miss Florine
Havens, has returned home.
Mr.. Murry Brawner, wife and
son, who have been at DrennOn
Springs, have returned home.
Rev. l.. N. Thompson, of Louis
Vile, visited his mother, Mrs. f.
Porter Thompson, on Monday.
Miss Maragret A. Lewis left yes
terday for Paris to attend the Ash
land Educational Association.
Miss Frances Wallace, of Kansas
City, Mo-, is visiting her cousin,
Mrs. W. J. Lewis, at Woodlake.
Mr.. J. Buford Hendrick and
daughter, Mary Swigert, visited
friends in Louisville this week.
Mrs. W. S. Scott and son, of Paris,
" were guests of her parents, Mr.. @.
G. Hazelrigg and wife, this week.
Mrs. P. II. Evans, of Indianap-
lois, Ind, was the guest of her sis
ter, Mrs. Albert Umethun, this
week.
Miss Mary Jesse, of Versailles,
was the guest of her grandparents,
Mr.. George Huffman and wife, this
week.
Mr.. Dudley Lindsey, of Owens
boro, was the guest of his parents,
Mr.. John b. Lindsey and wife, this
week.
Mr.. Jerome Conners and wife, OF
Syracuse, n. Y, were guests OF
Mr.. George Baker and wife this
week.
Mrs. Robt. l.. Greene, who has
been spending the summer in
Bracken county, has returned
home.
Mr.. George Watson, of Wichita,
Kansas, who attended the wedding
of his siser, last week, has returned
home.
Miss Sue Scott, of Lexington,
who has been the guest of her sis
ter, Mrs. Guy Briggs, has returned
home.
Miss Nora Miller, of this office,
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21
WARDS OFF PNEUMONIA.

All coughs, colds and pulmonary
complaints that are curable are
quickly cured by One Minute Cough
Cure. Clears the phlegm, draws
out Inflammation and heals and
soothes the affected parts, strength
ems the lungs, wards off pneumonia.
Harmless and pleasant to take.
Sold by ]. W. Gayle.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21

spent Sunday in Georgetown, the
guest of her uncle, Mr.. John A.
Herring.
Mrs. Frank E. Dorsey and chill
dren, of indianapolis, Ind, are
visiting the family Of Mrs. r. M.
Trumbo.
Messrs. Lee Penn, Zack Church
and j. G. Noel have gone to Indian
| Territory on a three weeks hunt
ing trip.
Mrs. L. b. Weisenburgh, ST., and
son, Mr.. Phillip Weisenburgh, left
Tuesday for Winnipeg, Manitoba,
to reside.
Mr.. Will A. Lewis, of Hartman,
Tenn, who has been spending his
vacation here, returned home on
Saturday.
Miss Nora Marshall, of State Col
lege, at Lexington, spent Sunday
with her parents, Mr. Ben Marshall
and wife.
Rev. W. S. Grinstead, of Ver-
sailles, attended the funeral and
burial of Mrs. Elizabeth Cain, on
Wednesday.
Miss Cora Belle Kenney has re-
turned from visit to her sister,
Miss Verlie Kenney, at George
town College.
Mrs. J. J. McMurtry and daugb-
ter. of Pulaski, Tenn, who have
been visiting friends here, have re-
turned home.
Mrs. Ellen Hammond, of Smith
field, who has been the guest of her
son, Mr.. A. b. Hammond, has re-
turned home.
Rev. ]. b. FIaDtz, who has been
assisting Rev. Lewis n. Thompson
in a meeting in Owen county, has
returned home.
Miss Mary Keith Miles, of Lex
ington, spent Sunday here, the
guest of her parents, MIR. John f.
Miles and wife.
Mrs. r. M. Bergman and son,
Western, of Irvine, were guests of
her parents, Capt. /. T. West and
wife, this week.
Mrs. A. T. Newman and children,
of Sweet Water, Texas, visited her
parents, Prof. ]. H. Fuqua and
wife, this week.
Miss Helen O'Rear. of Science
Hill, Shelbyville, spent Sunday
with her parents, Judge e. T..
O'Rear and wife.
Mr.. John W. Reading and wife
and Mr. @. Steele Reading attended
the Bird-Venable wedding, in Lou
isville, this week.
Mrs. Stephen Kellar, Mrs. Kate
Selbert and daughter, Miss Kate,
Of Cincinnati, attended the Weitzel-
Berberich wedding.
Miss Louise VanWinkle, of Dan
vile, who has been the guest of
her brother, Mr.. A. G. VanWinkle,
has returned home.
Rev. Robert Christie, ID. d.. and
wife, of Pittsburg, Pa, who at
tended the Clay-WatsOn wedding,
have returned home.
Mr.. John S. McKendrick and
wife, Of Shelbyville, are guests of
his brother-in-law, Mr.. W. j..
Hughes, Murray street.
Hon. W. l.. Cannon, wife and
children, of Midway, were guests
of Mr.. Geo. f. Berry and wife, at
Juniper Hill, this week,
Mrs. A. b. Alexander, of Green
vile, Miss, who has been the guest
of Mrs. A. w. Overton for some
time, has returned home.
Mr.. q. M. Browning and MI.
Thos. H Dean, of Versailles, at
tended the funeral of Mrs. Eliza
beth Cain, on Wednesday.
Mr.. J. Andrew Cain and wife and
Mr.. T. r. Todd and wife, of Yer
sailles attended the funeral of Mrs.
Elizabeth Cain, on Thursday.
Mrs. Knox Brown, of Gratz, who
attended the marriage Of her neice,
Miss Jane s. Watson to Mr.. W.
Herrick Clay, has returned home.
DR.. Joseph l.. Wilcox, of Spring.
field. Ills, who is visiting his
daughter, Mrs. Clarence Wilson, al
Smithfield, was in the city Wednes-
day.
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21
PERSONAL

Mr.. H. G. Mattern spent Sunday
i'll Louisville.
Mr.. q. Steele Reading spent Sun
day at Christiansburg.
Miss Nan Hammond is visiting
relatives at Smithfield.
Mrs. George Darsie visited friends
in Lexington this week.
Miss Dowell Clore left Saturday
for a visit to Louisville.
Mr.. Clarence Wilson, of Smith
field, was here yesterday.
Miss LYDIA Edelen has returned
from a visit to Lexington.
Mr.. Russell Bridgeford, of Gin
'cinnati, spent Sunday here.
Mr.. E. ]. Roberts, of this office,
spent Sunday in Cincinnati
Miss Ella Wolfe. of this Office,
spent Sunday in Lexington.
Judge E. G. O'Rear has returned
from visit to Mt. Sterling.
Mr.. R. Lee Hulett, of Louisville,
was visitor here this week.
Miss Virginia Gray has gone to
caldwell Institute, Danville.
Mr.. Guy Briggs went to Paducah,
on Monday, on legal business.
Col. Jas. A. Scott left Monday
for Grayson on legal business.
Col. John A. Walters and wife are
visiting friends in Atlanta, Ga.
Mr.. Gavin Morris made busi-
ness trip to Louisville Tuesday.
Judge J. H. Polsgrove went to
Owenton on legal business Monday.
Mrs. Hiram Berry and Mrs. W. l..
Cannon are visiting in Cincinnati.
Miss Sallie Pence has returned
from a visit to Springfield, Ohio.
Miss Jean Wilcox, of Springfield,
His, visited relatives here yester-
~day.
Miss Spicie Belle South has re-
turned from a visit to Springfield,
Ohio.
Mr.. VIM. b. McEnnis, wife and
daughter spent Sunday in Louis
willie.
Miss Otta Cash, of Paris, was the
.guest of Mrs. J. S. Darneu this
week
Miss Laura Hall, of Lexington,
was the guest of friends here this
week.
Mr.. W. II. Giltner, of Paris, was
the guest of Mr.. Geo. A. Lewis yes
erday.
Rev. W. L. McEwan, d. D., and
bride came in on Wednesday
evening.
Judge W. II. Holt, of Louisville,
was in the city on legal business
Tuesday.
Admiral j. Crittenden Watson,
U. S. Navy, visited relatives here
Saturday.
Mrs. Frank Robinson and daugh-
Ter have returned from Indianap-
oils, Ind.
Mr.. John b. Lindsey. ST., left
Thursday for Toledo, Ohio, on legal
business.
Miss Fleming, of Louisville, was
the guest of Mrs. Clarence Julian
1his week.
Judge VIM. Beckner, of Winches-
ter, attended the Court OF Appeals
Wednesday.
Col. E. E. Albeit left Sunday
night for points in Nelson and La
rue counties.
Mrs. s. X. Ford, of Cynthiana,
is the guest of Mrs. E. G. O'Rear,
Shelby street.
Mr.. Fred Kellner. wife and chill
,edren, of Louisville, visited relatives
here this week.
Rev. John H. Burdin and daugh-
ter, Miss Ethel, of Mt. Eden, were
here this week.
Mr.. John Kellar and wife, OF ON
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21
Take Advantage Of tie Following
Buy Your Cloaks and Dresses
Where You Can Save Money.

Children's Long Coaks $275, $500 1915, $4.oo and
$500
Ladies Jackets, S. 90, $3.50 and 5000.
Ladies' Long Coats 81. so. $1,000 $780, and up
Ladies' Waterproof Goats, $3.50 $50, etc.
Ladies' Cravanette Coats, $40 90, $3.50, and up.
Suits positively worth $25.00, for $3.50
Samples coming in daily.
Dress Goods SOC, 65c, 75c
The very best Lace Curtains, Carpets and Rugs
The Frankfort roundabout., 1905-10-21

Is it burn? Use DR.. Thomas
Eolectric Oil. A cut? Use DR..
Thomas Eclectric Oil. At your
druggists.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
jim H0WARD'S CASE.
Argued in the Supreme Court and
Submitted for
Judgment.

Washington, Nov. 10.-The United
States supreme court today heard
argument in the case of James B.
Howard, three times covicted of the
murder of William Goebel. The ar
gument was on the motion of How
ard to have his case transferred from
the state to the federal court, on the
ground that he has been denied a
fair trial on account of his politics.
Howard was represented by William
M. Smith, formerly district attorney
of Kentucky, and the commonwealth
was represented by Attorney Gener-
al N. B. Hays. The case was taken
under advisement.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
SOME HUMAN FREAKS.
Cases of Extraordinary IHdiyidu
ais Who MiStify Sci
entiStS.

a very strange lady is Miss Eva
lima Tardo, who was born on the
island Of Trininad some 80 pears ago.
From childhood she has never eXper-
ierced the sense Of touch, and medl-
cal men are Of opinion that there is
no connection between the sensory
and motor nerves in her body, aud
she is, therefore, utterly devoid Of
physical feeling. Doctors have
thrust needles in her limbs and IN
der her nail applied redhot irons to
lie soles Of her feet, and cat her
flesh with a jagged knife; yet all she
SID she could feel was slight jar.
Mss Tardo can control the beating
Of her heart, stopping it at will and
then permitting it to beat az ain.
She is prof against poison and dis
ease, and typhoid germs have not
the slightest effect upon her. Alto
gether she is veritable wonder.
A young lady of Narebone posses
ses the strange gift Of being able to
see with the naked eye as if With "
rays. Her wonderful achievem ent
has created a furore in scientific
circles, and she has been found very
useful by surgeons in diagnosing
fractures and examining the inter
iors Of patients bodies. Dr. Ferroul
OF Narbonne, and DR.. Grasset, of
Montpelier, who have Xeamined her
declare that she can see through
Opaque bodies as clearly and penetra-
tingly as if her eyes generated Roen-
tgeE rays.
In farmhouse near the Delaware
River in Hunterson County, New
Jersey. resides family Of chronic
laughers. The parents and their
children have an affection of the
muscles of the mouth and throat
that compels them to give vent to
apparent merriment at frequent in
teryals during the day. The malady
first appeared in the father. While
seated at the dinner table one day
he. without any apparent cause,
burst into . nd fit Of laughter, and
~''u- 1phnP for several
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17

answer involves considerable
stretch Of the Imagination. Here is
a startling Illustration of its vast
volume.
If the water OF the sea could be
gathered into q round column. reach
ing the 93, 600. 600 miles which sepa-
rate us from the sun. the diameter
of this column would be nearly two
miles and a half.
1t is perhaps even more difficult to
realize that this mighty mass of
waters could be dissipated in a few
moments, if the column we have
imagined could become ice and if
the entire heat of the sun could be
concentrated upon it. All would be
melted in one second of time, and
converted into steam in eight second.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
To COnSumptiveS.

The undersigned having been re-
stored TO health Dy simple means, af-
ter suffering for several years with
a severe lung affection, and that
dreaded disease Consumption, is anX-
ious to make known to his fellow
sufferers the means of cure. To
those who desire it, he will cherfully
send free Of charged a copy of the
prescription used, which they will
find a sure cure for Consumption,
Asthma, Catarrh, Bronchitis and all
throat and lung Maladies. He hopes
all sufferers will try his remedy, as
it is invaluable. Those desiring the
prescription, which will cost them
nothing, and may prove a blessing,
will please address. Rev. Edward A.
Wilson, Brooklyn. New York. 32yr
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
Wild Geese Board Steamer.

Wild geese have been more plenti-
full this fall hereabouts than for
many years past, says the Maysville
Leader.
Innumerable focks have passed
up and down the Ohio river the past
week, and 1t was a poor shot indeed
that failed to bring down more than
two birds at one fire.
A singular and funny accident &C.
Cured to the Lizzie Bay on her up
trip the other night.
1t happened that just at the mo-
ment the electric head light was turn
ed on a large flock of geese was pas
sing, and the glare from the light
blinded them so that they flew right
into the opening of the forward cab
in of the boat.
They pelted the steamer like dis
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17

hours. Doctors were consulted, but
they were forced to admit that the
malady baffled them completely.
Some weeks later Susie, the youn-
geSt child, burst into similar fit
during one Of her fathers attacks.
From that time onward she laughed
without cessation for four or five
honrS at : stretch. One by one the
remaining members Of the family
fell victims to the strange complaint.
Charles, the eldest son, had his first
attack while proposing for the hand
Of girl at Wilkesbarre. The maid
an accepted him, nevertheless, and
her children were taken with regular
attacks at the same hours as their
father.
The entire family including the
grandchildren, have laughed inces-
sanity for years, and this has had a
a strange effect on their voice. Both
men and women talk in the same
tone, resembling the voice Of an alto
singer.
A well-known publican of st. Louis
is living chalk man. His whole
body has become thoroughly impreg-
mated with chalk as the result of
bad attacks of govt. His fingers
have turned to chalk, and when he
was visited by delegates of a surgi-
cal society he actually wrote his
name on slate with one of his little
fingers.
Herman Harms, of st. Charles, in
the State of Minnesota, has been
asleep for over a decade. He fell
asleep after supper one evening and
since then he has scarcely ever awak-
en- Of his own accord. When he began
his remarkable period of rest he
turned the scale at 1S2 pounds, but
within three years all flesh vanished
and he is now a living skeleton,
weighing only 81 pounds.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
A Merchants Experience.

A merchant who had two stores
in two small towns tried an expert
ment. He put a bargain counter in
each store containing the same ar
ticles at the same prices. In the
newspaper of one village he adver-
tised the special sale counters. In
the paper of the other he did not.
In one month in the village where
he did not advertise he sold 1884
worth of goods. In the store where
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17

he did advertise he sold the same
goods amounting to S1,72l. In com
menting on the result Of the expert
ment the merchant says: People
who got the paper with the adver-
tiscment would pass by one store
and drive for miles to the other one,
for what they could have gotten at
the same price in my store at their
door but they did not know it was
there"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
hARGIS GIVES UP
OethrOHSd Political Boss of
Breathitt Takes TO his Bed
Election Day.

Lexington, Ky. Nov, ll.-Judge
J. j. c. Back, of jackson, council
for Judge James Hargls, the de-
throned political boss Of Breathitt,
county, who has been here since the
election, stated to-day that he would
advise against a contest in Breathitt
county, as he believed the election
had been fairly won by Fusionist and
that it would be so decided by any
court.
Judge Back said he had received
Won that Hargis was confined to his
hone and had not been seen on the
streets of Jackson since the after
noon of the election. Judge Back
came to Lexington on the afternoon
train the day of the election in order
to be away and out of Sight of any
trouble which might possible break
loose that night. He said the town
of Jackson was as in a turmoil. and
he looked for trouble, but now that
the election had passed without any
serious outbreak he would return to
his business in Bloody Breathitt. 1t
is understood here that Hargis will
make no contest.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
Creeping Death.

Blood poison creeps up toward the
heart, causing death. J. f. Stearns,
Bell PLANE, Mimi, writes that a
friend dreadfully injured his hand,
which swelled up like blood poison
ing. Bucklen's Arnica Salve drew
out the poison, healed the wound,
and saved his life. Best in the
world for burns and sores. 25c at
z. Wayne Griffin, Bro. drug store.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17

charge from a Calling gun, and
when the fusillade was over more
than fifty stunned geese were gath
cred from the floor.
The passengers were aroused from
their sleep terror-stricken, thinking
some dire calamity had befallen
them.
The culinary department was re-
plenished with enough wild game to
supply the table for several days.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
Cleared for Action,

When the body is cleared for ac-
ton, by DR.. Kings New Life Pills,
you can tell it by the bloom of health
on the cheeks; the brightness of the
eye; the firmness of the flesh and
muscles; the buoyancy of the mind.
Try them. AT z. Wayne Griffin Bro.
drug store, 25 cents.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
Sounds Plausible.

An ingenious man has recommend
ed new remedy to thin people who
wish to get fat. He advises them
to fall off the roof of the Flatiron
Building, and assures them they
will come down plump.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
Not To Blame.

Some of the eggs you sent me"
said the housekeeper, were bad. -
well ma'am," replied the dealer,
that amt my fault; amt no hen. "
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
An Intelligent Spider.

A superstitious subscriber who
found spider in his paper wants to
know if it is a bad omen. Nothing
of the kind. The spider was merely
looking over the paper to see who
was not advertising. so it could spin
its web across the door and thus be
free from disturbance.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
So Sudden.

did she look surprised when you
proposed"
Il don't know; | couldn't see her
face"
why. how was that?"
"She had both arms about my neck
before had finished"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1905-11-17
A Stretch of Imagination.
[Pall Mall Gazette ]

How large is the sea? This is a
bold, big question, and any possible