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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
The Key that Unlocks the Door to
Long Living.

The men of eighty-five and ninety
years of age are not the rotund we'll
led, but thin, spare men who live on
a slender diet. Be as careful as he
will, however, man past middle age,
viii occasionally eat too much or of
some article of food not suited to
his constitution. and vii need a dose
OF Chamberlaip's Stomach and Liver
Tablets to cleanse and invigorate his
stomach and regulate his liver and
bowels. When this is done there is
no reason why the average man
should MOTIVE to old age. For. sale
by all druggists.
When you want a pleasant laxative
take Chamberlain's Stomach and Liv-
er Tablets. For sale by all drug
g:sts.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
A Certain Cure for Group.

When child shows symptoms OF
Group there is no time to experiment
with new remedies, no matter how
highly they may be recommended
There is one preparation that can al
ways be depended upon. 1t has been
in use for many years and has never
been known to fail, viz: Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. Mr.. M F.
Compton of Market, Texas. says OF
it. Il have used Chamberlain Cough
Remedy in severe cases of Group with
my children, and can truthfully say
it always gives prompt relief" For
sale by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
Pirating Foley's Honey and Tar.

Foley & Co., Chicago, originated
Honey and Tar as a great throat and
lung remedy, and on account of the
great merit and popularity of Foley's
Honey and Tar many limitations are
offered for the genuine. Ask for
Foley's Honey and Tar and refuse
any substitute offered as no other
preparation will give the same salts
faction. 1t is mildly laxative. 1t con-
tains no opiates and is safest for
children and delicate persons. Sold
by all dealers.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

was ably presented by Senator
Parks.
The institute was one of the
best ever held in northern Indi-
ana, and we hope to give some
of the salient features next week
for which we have not space to-
day.
c. w. Newman was elected
president for the ensuing year
and c. w. Helm was reelected
secretary. Vice presidents were
chosen from each township.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
No Opium in Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy.

There is not the least danger in
giving Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
to small children as it contains no
opium or other harmful drug. 1t has
an established reputation Of more
than thirty years as the most success
full medicine in use for colds, Group
and whooping cough. 1t always cures
and is pleasant to take Children like
it. Sold by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

The mission of Early Risers" is to
clear the way and give Nature full
sway. These famous little pills rid
the stomach and bowels of all putrid
matter, thus removing the causes OF
headache, constipation, sallow COM
plexion, etc DeWitt's Little Early
Risers never gripe or sicken A safe.
pleasant. perfect pill Sold by Fred
Wenzler.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

Beautifying methods that in
jure the skin and health are
dangerous. Be beautiful without
discomfort by taking HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. Sunshiny
faces follow its use. So cents,
Tea or Tablets. The Peoples
Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
No Case of Pneumonia on Record.

We do not know of single in
stance where cough or cold resulted
in pneumonia or consumption when
Foley's Honey and Tar had been
taken. 1t cures coughs and colds per-
fectly, so do not take chances with
some unknown preparation which
may contain opiates, which cause
constipation, a condition that retards
recovery from a cold Ask for Foley's
Honey and Tar and refuse any SUBJ
stitutc offered. Sold by all dealers.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
King of All Cough Medicines.

Mr.. f. G. Case, a mail carrier of
Canton Center, Conn, who has been
in the u. S. service for about sixteen
years. says: I'VE have tried many
ChamCeria.ns Co-gh Remedy is king
OF all and one to be relied upon every
time. We also find it the best rem
edy for coughs and colds, giving GER
tain results and leaving no bad eff
fects." For sale by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

Thousands of little ones die every
year of Group. Most of them could
have been saved by few doses of
Foley's Honey and Tar, and every
family with children should keep it
in the house. 1t contains no opiates
and is safe and sure. Mrs. George
H. Picket, San Francisco, Cal.
writes: my baby had a dangerous
attack of Group and we thought she
would choke to death, but one dose
of Foley's Honey aud Tar relieved
her at once after other remedies had
failed. We are never minute with
out it in the house, For sale by all
dealers.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
An Emergency Medicine.

For sprains, bruises, burns, scalds
and similar injuries, there is nothing
so good as Chamherlain's Pain Balm
1t soothes the wound and not only
gives instant relief from pain, but
causes the parts to heal in about one
third the time required by the usual
treatment. Sold by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

Group, Coughs, Colds, Whooping-
Cough, etc., have no terorrs for child
rem or adults who evacuate the bow
els with Kennedy's Laxative Honey
and Tar. This remedy expels all cold
from the system and strengthens the
throat, lungs and bronchial tubes
The Original Laxative Cough Syrup
and Liquid Cold Cure. Sold by Fred
Wenzler.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

kAA problems of the future, gives
y nm " first place to the necessity of
SAWk1IE fighting the bacteria which
give us our diseases Next
~ to the actual bacteria of dis
ease, the mosquitoes and flies
are the most dangerous enemies of man.
The mosquito with its bite injects into our
veins malaria, yellow fever, and other fatal
troubles. The fly, with spongy feet, collects
the invisible germs of diseases, spreads
them over our food and poisons us with
typhoid, cholera and other plaques of the
human race.
/, Dr. Pierce, the eminent phi MUSICIAN of Buff
falo, n. Y, says, rIf each person will con-
slider his system as an army of men which
he controls as a general, and will see to its
proper provisioning and that it has plenty
of ammunition in the shape of good red
blood, he will be able to overcome the
enemy in these germs of disease" Every
healthy man has five million red blood
corpuscles to every square millimeter of
blood. The best tonic for increasing the red
blood coTpuscles and building up healthy
tissue is no doubt DIR. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery. This medicine has been on
the market for over a third of a century
and numbers its cures by the thousand.
Many popular patent medicines or torics
are made up largely of alcohol aud will
shrink the corpuscles of the bio I'd and
make them weaker for resistance. What
is needed is an Alternative extract like DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery made
of roots and herbs without the use of alco-
hol, that will assist the stomach in assimi-
lating or taking from the food such ele-
nients IS are required for the blood. also an
Alternative that will assist the activity of the
liver and cause it to throw off the poisons
in the blood. When we have accomplished
this we have put the system in fortified
condition so strong that it can repel the
germs of disease which We find every
wherein the st-eet-cars, the shops. the
factories, the bedrooms, wherever many
people congregate, or where sunlight and
good air do not penetrate.
Accept no substitute for Golden Medical
Discovery" There is nothing rjust as
good" for diseases of the stomach, blood
and lungs.
Neglected constipation means headache.
heartburn, sour stomach. foul taste in the
mouth, bihousness, pimples, and palpita-
ton of the heart. Constipation is promptly
cured by DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One
Tor mild cases, otherwise two.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

The season of indigestion is upon US
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure for Indiges-
ton and Dyspepsia will do every
thing for the stomach that an over
loaded or over-worked stomach can
not do for itself. Kodol Digests what
you eat-gives the stomach rest
relieves sour stomach, belching, heart
burn, indigestion, etc. Sold by Fred
Wenzler.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
OA9TozEA.
Beam sAs ImEiad you Ilsn AlMss Bought
S', & &HzzzM<

HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea is simply liquid electricity.
1t goes to every part of your
body, bringing new blood.
strength and new vigor. 1t
makes you well and keeps you
well. IS cents at the Peoples
Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

Clear thinking, decisive action,
vim and vigor of body and mind,
The sparkle of life, comes to all
who use HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea. IS cents, Tea or Tab
lets at the Peoples Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
Christmas Marriage Licenses

Christmas Marriage Licenses.
Thomas A. Lee and Bessie A..
Rhodes, Oliver A. Snyder and
Carrie M. Conrad, Harry L. Por-
cher and Laura c. kimmel, Anna
sa Edgerton and Ella Hubbard,
Clyde A. Stilson and Lula M.
Shafer, Edward c. Johnston and
Carrie Castleman, Herbert Pu-
terbaugh and Bertha E. Roose.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28
ADVERTISED LETTERS
GENTLEMEN:

VIM. Streck
Jerome Filson
Beecher & Varney
The Diamond King Co.
F. Henderson
B. F. Smith
A fee Of one cent viii be charged
letters please say "adtertised"
]. A YOCKEY. p. n
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

Ga 0TozIA x.
Bsais Tie The Kind You HAN AIHays Bougti
'''.s'''' EzH2Zzzzs
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

The Tribune $3.50 per year.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-12-28

IOMAS A. EDISON, the iu-
ventor, in mapping out the
problems of the future, gives
first place to the necessity of
fighting the bacteria which
give US our diseases. Next
to the actual bacteria of dis
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
How Twain Got Rich.

Mark Twain says that in his earlier
days he did not enjoy the exception
al prosperity which came later in his
career. It is commonly the lot Of gen
ius to suffer neglect at first, and ex-
perience did not affect his abiding
good nature. In conversation with
Dean Howells on one occasion the sub
ject of literature vicissitudes was
preached by the humorist.
my difficulties taught me some
thrift he observed "But I never
knew whether it was wiser to spend
my last nickel for a cigar to smoke
or for an apple to devour.''
ri am astounded," observed Mr..
Howells, chat person of so little
decision should meet with so much
worldly success"
Mark Twain nodded very gravely.
"Indecision about spending money"
he said, lis worthy of cultivation.
When / couldn't decide what to buy
with my last nickel, kept it, and so
became rich. Success.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
SANDALS NOW THE FAD.
Result Of Idea In Fertile Mind Of
Yankee Drummer

YANKEE Drummer
The footwear of antiquity has be.
come the fashionable footwear of the
present year of the twentieth century.
The large stores all over the country
not only show sandals for children,
but also display them for adults.
More than a million sandals were
made iii Lynn, Mass, shops for this
summers trade ind thousands OF
pairs were manufactured in other New
England towns. They have been scat
tered broadcast from the Atlantic to
the Pacific.
While some persons think that the
sandal fad grew out of the health cul-
ture fad, especially the Kneipp cure,
yet, for fact, it was developed III the
fertile mind of Yankee drummer.
This salesman, returning from Eu.
ropean trip, noted that two children
who were playing on the steamer
deck had pieces of sole leather bound
to their feet instead of shoes. They
appeared to enjoy their crude foot,
wear. The salesman caught the idea,
and he didn't rest easy until he got
back to his Lynn factory and had
some samples made up and shown to
his customers. These first sandals
were for children only, and they
proved popular.
Now sandals are worn by men. won.
en- and children.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Both Were Satisfied.

N. J. Neer, prominent railroad
man, had to spend an hour recently
in a station waiting for train. OBJ
posite him sat stranger whom he
had never seen before. Each had a
peculiar fascination for the other and
each was careful to avoid being de-
tected in the scrutinizing exchange.
When one looked up the other drop
ped his gaze. Others in the waiting
room noticed the curious mutual by
play and wondered what it meant.
They observed that both scrutinizers
worked industriously with pencil and
paper. Then the principals of the
little drama woke up to the fact that
something unusual was taking place
and each grinned. Mr.. Neer stepped
over to the side of the stranger,
smiled guiltily and said:
BEG your pardon, want to con.
graduate you on being the man I've
been looking for these many years.
promised my wife that if ever | met
or saw a man who is homelier than
I, would draw picture of him and
take it home to her Here's the pic
ture," and he exhibited his pad
"Well, by jinks, that's a funny coin
cidence, amt it? I promised my wife
the same thing Think that does you
justice?" And another pad was pro-
duced as exhibit 2.-Chicago Record
Herald.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Do Ducks Commit Suicide?

Several correspondents have writ
ten me touching the question raised in
my September notes of wounded
ducks committing suicide. Four or
five cases have been brought to my
attention of wounded ducks that have
dived to the bottom and held fast to
some object till they were deaG. / do
not dispute the fact. l only differ
from my correspondents in my inter-
probation Of the fact. My explanation
of it is this: The wounded bird has
but one impulse, and that is to hide
from its enemy. If it were on shore
it would hide in the grass or the
weeds. In the water it dives and in
its death agony holds to some plant
growth at the bottom In all such
cases the bird is no doubt mortally
wounded and dies quickly. When it
is not wounded unto death 1t swirns
under the water, seeks the shore,
creeps out very cautiously and tries
to escape in that way. The intent of
deliberate suicide is of course, absurd.
John Burroughs, in Outing.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
The SOrCerer
Of St. Giles
CHAPTER xlx.-lcontinued)
By PROF. WILLIAM HI. PECK.

\
The pastille did not make report
like torpedo, but it exploded noise
lessly, and then burned steadily, CIV
ing off much smoke.
Sosia tossed another of the pastilles
into the room, the second one falling
into platter which lay upon the floor
near Martha. Had she been awake
she could not have failed to see the
face Of the sorcerer as he tossed the
second pastille, as in doing SO he was
compelled to reach so far into the
room that his whole head appeared in
the opening for a moment
A curtain was hanging before the
grated window, placed there by Mar
tina, to keep out the wind from the
shattered sash, SO that but little Of
the smoke from the pastilles could
escape from the room there; and as
soon as Sosia saw the pastilles well
aflame, and that the sleepers had not
stirred he drew across the opening
through the floor of the room In which
he was blanket, which he had for
this very purpose, and across the
blanket a heavy board.
He did this to concentrate and con-
fine the smoke of the pastilles, and
when he had done this he hurried
away into the darkness of the build
ing, after boldly lighting small lamp,
muttering:
Nov to visit the retreat of those
charming innocents! Now to go on
rapidly with the vengeance Of zeno
Sosia!"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Marked According to Order.

A story of British stolidity is going
the rounds. A certain wealthy Amer
lean in London dropped into shop to
purchase set of decanters.
As the purchase represented more
money than he had on his person at
the time, he gave his address at the
hotel and instructed the assistant to
mark them G. o. D. The assistant
made q note of the request, but the
purchaser was surprised to find the
goods left at the hotel without de.
mand for payment. When the parcel
was unDacked, however, it developed
that each decanter had been beauri-
fully engraved in entwining letters,
g. o. D."-Philadelphia Record.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
FATE READY FOR HIM.
Not Written That He Should Escape
Double Collection.

Double Collection.
A very dear old person, who has no
regular church home, but who wan
ders abroad and takes in the cream of
pulpit oratory, was complaining the
other day about his hard luck.
Its mighty queer" he said, "bur
1t would almost seem to- me as if it
was a put up job. 1t must be fate,
though. Every time go to church
nowadays they bring a double collec-
ton on me. l don't mind the usual
plate bit, but this matter of slipping
in extra demands for gold jars me.
1t is driving me from the church habit
altogether"
Never mind" said the dear old per-
sons. dearest friend. Come to our
church and you'll be treated squarely.
We've got a good minister and good
habits"
Last Sunday the man visited his
friends church. And for the first time
in the churchs history there were
two collections. One was the regular
and the other was for the benefit of
little struggling church. away down
South in Marshall, N. G.
1t was fate with big F, but the
dear one paid up like the little man
that he is.-Brooklyn Eagle
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
NAMES BEST DOCTOR
MR.. BAYssoN PUBLISHES RESULTS
OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE.
A Former Pronounced Dyspeptic He Now
Rejoices in Perfect Freedom from
Miseries of Indigestion,

AseJolCcs III IeT1eCt IreeOOn from
Miseries of Indigestion.
Thousands Of sufferers know that the
reason why they are irritable and de-
pressed and nervous and sleepless is be-
cause their food does not digest, but how
to get rid of the difficulty is the pnzzling
question.
Good digestion calls for strong diges-
tive organs, and strength comes from a
supply of good rich blood For this
reason Mr.. Baysson took DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for the cure of indigestion.
They have been my best DOCTOR" no
says. 81 was suffering from dyspepsia.
The pains i'll my stomach after meals
were almost unbearable. My sleep was
very irregular and my complexion was
sallow. AS the result of using eight
boxes Of DR.. Williams Pink Pills, about
the merits of which I learned from
friends in France, I have escaped all
these troubles, and am able again to take
pleasure in eating.'
A very simple story, but if it had not
been for DR.. Williams Pink Pills it
might have been tragic one When dis
comfort begins with eating, fills up the
intervals between meals with pain, and
prevents sleep at night, there certainly
cannot be much pleasure in living. A
final general breaking down must be
merely a question of time.
Mr.. Joseph Baysson is native Of
Aix-les- Bains, France, but now resides
at No. 2439 Larkin street, San Francisco,
Cal. He is one of a great number who
can testify to the remarkable efficacy Of
Dr. Williams Pink Pills in the treatment
of obstinate disorders of the stomach.
If yon would get rid of nausea, pain or
burning i'll the stomach, vertigo, ner-
vousuess, insomnia, or any of the other
miseries of a dyspeptic, get rid of the
weakness Of the digestive organs by the
use of DR.. Williams Pink Pills. They
are sold by druggists everywhere.
Proper diet is, of course, a great aid in
forwarding recovery once begun, and a
little book, ''What to Eat and How to
Eat, may be obtained by any one who
makes a request for it by writing to the
Dr. Williams Medical Co., Schenectady,
NY. This valuable diet book contains
an important chapter on the simplest
means for the cure Of constipation.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Boudoir Counsel.

Coined as a political phrase, "bou-
doir counsel is too good to be lost.
We have long wanted it to describe
those little airy, wise things which
women utter among themselves; those
announcements upon the affairs Of
the world spoken over the rim of a
teacup; the recommendations to great
men which never reach their ears.
"Boudoir counsel" surely is the wis
dom of butterfys in session.-Lady's
Pictorial
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
The Joker's Fate.

1t was q sad-eyed humorist.
Who safe him down to coax
From out his brain funny twfgt
Or two to tickle folks
In short, to write some jokes.
The day was very warm Gee whiz!"
Said he, what shall do?"
III roast the fend who asks you, Is
IT hot enough for your
wonder il that's new?"
He sighed, and took another sheet
OF paper, and he wrote
About the man you often meet,
Who always rocks the boat. W
r Twas old enough to voted =44 ~
He wrote about did shoes and rice.
And Mrs Youngbride's breaks,
About the man who brings the ice
In microscopic cakes,
And green-fruit stoma cll-aches!
And people came and slew him there.
Whose Jokes had made them Ill.
And buried him with tender care
And gladly paid the bill.
(E1e Hes at Chestnut Hill!
'ss Cleveland Leader.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Orchard Repartee.

The small boy stood beneath the ap-
pie tree with a wry face.
You may think am sour" said
the little green apple on the top
branch. s'but am the sweetest thing
that ever happened"
Get out, retorted the small boy,
grimly. you give me a pain" Which
was more truth than slang
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Perhaps 1t Was Intuition.

Il suppose said the landlady
scornfully, you think you are smart
to lock up everything before you
leave your room?"
Il had not thought thing about it,"
replied her lodger; 'but now that you
mention it, perhaps it was. Houston
Post.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Experienced.
Drawing the Line.

Househunter--We have three dogs,
Y four eats, two parrots six canaries
and a mocking bird.
eholder-T That will be alright,
ma.am,
Househunter And We also have a.
hem "a very small -er--an exceed
ingiy small err baby.
Householder-G Great Scott. ma'am.
! | wouldn't rent you the fiat for a
thousand month! Puck
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
Here is Relief for Woman.

Mother Gray, a nurse in New York,
discovered pleasant herb remedy for
women's ills, called AUSTRALIAN
LEAF. Cures female weaknesses, Back
ache, Kidney, Bladder and Urinary
troubles. AT all Druggists or by mail
Soc. Sample mailed FREE. Address,
The Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N. Y.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
is YEARS OF TORTURE.
Itching and Painful Sores Covered
Head and Body-Cured in Week
~. ga

T7cdu anu oooy-SuFeo IN week
by Cuticura.
"For fifteen years my scalp and
forehead was one mass of scabs, and
my body was covered with sores.
Words cannot express how 1 suffered
from the itching and pain. l had CIV
sn up hope when a friend told me to
get Cuticura. After bathing with
Cuticura Soap and applying Cuticura
Ointment for three days, my head was
as clear as ever, and to my surprise
and joy, one cake of soap and one
box of ointment made a complete cure
in one week. (Signed) H. B. Frank
lin, TIT Washington ST., Allegheny,
Pa"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27
4 Poor LOT.

es,' said she, thoughtfully. amy
husband is the best man In the world.
But. !" she added. still more thought
fully, that isn't saying much < SOM
Serville journal.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27

He who has hopes for tomorrow
seldom worries about the failures of
yesterday.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething the gums reduces In.
hammetion aays pain, cures wind collie. CSC bottle
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-07-27

Rough roads collect high tolls. The
smooth way is both merciful and
cheap.