The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1905-12-11
NEWSLETS

Now the patron OF the drama sees his
troubles fade away:
No longer will he spend his mon. and
kick himself next day;
The millionaires have guaranteed the
stage 10 elevate
And give us shows that with the tax will
be commensurate.
There'll be no frosty "ad lib acts in Con
ried's nawless house;
There'n be no bum comedians 10 make
us cry "Heraus"
In fact there'l be an absence OF the rot
ten stun that pays
In the plutocratic playhouse for purely
perfect plays.
No moro we'll see those Hanllets who
should be laying brick;
No more will whining Juliets OF Shakes
peare make us sick
No moro tho moving pictures Will be
flashed upon the screen;
No more will vaudevilains make us creep
with their 81 seem
No more OF Western dramas, that but
parody the West:
No more OF heavy farces that are shy of
mirth and Jest:
In fact there will be nothing TO remind
MS of these days
In the plutocratic playhouse for purely
perfect plays.
All the money making playwrights will be
locked out IN the rain;
CLYDE Fitch. George Ade and Bernard
Shaw will try the door i'm vain:
The populace will tear its clothes 10 get
In line for seats
For dramas of psychology by william
Butler Yeats.
Count Tolstoi Henrik Ibsen. and the tur-
bid Maeterinck
VIII nuisate for the herd instead OF those
who think they think;
And then. with buried hammers, Will the
critics Join the praise
For the plutocratic playhouse for purely
perfect plays'
Denver Republican.
Francis Albanese was fined SIS and costs
In the police court today for revellng on
Atwells avenue Saturday.
Edward r. Gil was sentenced TO the
farm for one year by Judge Rueckert this
morning on the charge OF being an idle
person
One Of the Rhode Island company snow
ploughs jumped the rails on Brook street;
near Manning. yesterday morning and
broke n sewer manhole.
JJsSph Kilvak, Pole. was fined $40
and costs i'm the Sixth district court today
for defacing doorsteps. valued at 81. the
property of Harris Goldberg.
Peppa Froll was held in 500 by Judge
Rueckert today for trial "A week from to-
morrow on the charge OF making an as
saut upon Antonio Infressi.
Edward j. Campbell OF 272 Doyle ave-
nue. reports that while he was at the
corner Of Doyle and Morris avenues. Sat
urday. dog bit him upon his knee.
Thomas Eldredge, Is years old, was
fined N5 In the Juvenile court today for
the theft OF a pair OF boxing gloves.
valued at $3.50 the proper.y OF John
Flynn.
Robert Sullivan was sentenced To Jail
for 30 days by Judge Rueckert this morn
ing for the theft OF a violin and box.
valued a S. the property OF William Sui
livan, his brother.
William Gentry. 73 years old, died sud
denly from heart failure at POP Cranston
exertion while shovellinE snow. Medical
Examiner Perkins gave permit for
burial
George Arkebaur. an engineer on the
steamer Powhatan OF the Merchants a
Miners Transportation Co, reports stolen
from his stateroom an overcoat. pack
age OF postal cards and set Of children's
blocks.
Patrick Morgan OF 600 Potter avenue
complained to the police yesterday that
had enticed him to Pine street TO get him
a drink and thence TO Kinsley avenue.
knocked him down and took from him
s. I'm cash and his watch. Morgan was
intoxicated when he made the complaint
and was locked up.