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The Washington times., 1905-12-06
SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.

wANTED-By coiored boy. place g. dish
washer or house boy. S22 Patcans-Nan alley.
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WANTED-By frst-class meat ard pastry
cook. colored. place at a moderate salary
where ! room: city or country Address
BOX 252. Times Office. de6-2t
NANTED-By colored boy place as house
boy. Address BOX 30. Times office. de6-2t
WANTED-work Of any kind. morning and
evening. Address BOX PSI. Times office.
dc5-5t
WANTED-By baker and pastry cook Al
references position. $40 + st. de6-3t
WANTED-By expert stenOgrapher. work
from author. Address Bon 2S4, Times Of
fee de6-St
WANTED-Position by registered druggist:
good experience and references. Address
BOX 246, Times office de5-St
WANTED-Postion assistant bookkeeper.
collector or time clerk by middle aged man
OF character. Al references and bond Ad-
dress BOX 247. Times Oruc-. de5-St
WANTED-Young man with some experience
would like position in drug store Address
BOX 2f2. Times Office. de5-2t
WANTED-Position a helper or horseshoer.
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FOR RENT-weil furnished front and back
rooms; light housekeeping permitted. 6iS sth
ST. nv de4-3t
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FOR RE1NT-RoOms. first OF second floor
housekeeping 5D1 = St re6-3t
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FVH SALE-GrOcery. provision excellent
stand rent. Sl5 only. IS st NV ee6-st
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FOR RENT-FurnisfIed parlors and bed
rooms; Is, and I'd floors: light housekeeping.
SO an 81 NV deI-lf
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THREE large second story rooms for light
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TWO LARGE rooms; reasonable 725 I2tF
81. NV fae-2r
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9is New York ave.-HandsOmeIy furnished
Weil-heated parlors and other rooms; perrna-
nent transients de4-3f
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FOR RENT-One large newly furnished front
room at 323 St with p-ivate family;
for gentlemen only. de4-2
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
With tie Long B0au.
Eye natures walks, shoot folly II flies -
Eye natures walks. sho

NJ EW YORK has secured or about cheap gas
IN Out here the legislature has adjourned.
The queen Of the May suffered little from cold feet this
year.
Golf is pretty good exercise but has the aaround
Desarte features the agricutoorast works when he
tickles the potato patch with the slender hoe.
The president seems to have the varmnts skinned to
finish Denver dispatch saws that the of bears
that he has killed have been received at Colorado Springs
to be dressed and cured after which they will be shipped to
the White House.
Santos Dumont is working on Arship No 49, If that
airship doesn't fly the COOP there's nothing in supers
Henry Phpps' 100000 house. Of Fifth
Eghty-seventh street, New York. being fitted with
furnishings imported from palace in the Punjab India
The household treasures the property OF Indian
prince arrived recently in ship from India Mr.. Phpps
bought outright the fittings and furniture of the palace dur
ing his sojourn India few ago. We wish Henry
could old mahogany bureau .-...s j..
While that delightful old friend of youth and young
manhood Mr. Nat Goodwin, has been wounded to the quick
by friendly criticism, be grated to know that Lon
don audiences taking very kindly to Miss Maxine Elliott
tho there criticism of the fact that her leading villain
bright blue socks This is considered quite too
American for the London stage Whatever nadequay to
several occasions has been noted in Mr. Goodwin he
has not at least bowed down to the altar Of blue sock
The country is pleased hear from it's old friend Prof
Starr Of the University of Chicago the matter of tainted
money and the heather who in his blindness cannot dis
nguish between the tainted and the spotess medium of
change. Prof Starr thinks that the pagan will worry along
pretty comfortably without spiritual and commercial
insratons, and expresses the belief that clancy
drinks rum Shoes stiff shirts and alarm cock' products
of AngoSaxon civilization, do not add to the of human
happiness. done up stiff shirt with fancy drink
two concealed under it and tight shoe two
constituencies is not in position to appreciate the
real benefits Of civilization Add to this the alarm clock and
you have combination that in the unforgoten and unfor
gettable language of Dr. Morrill, is calculated to
make the inferno and all sensitive angels In fact
heather made rather than saved from wrath by
the fancy drinktg alarnclock combination Many
good boy not naturally heather, has become vessel of
wrath thru the simple nstrumertality of tight SHOE
If the heather tainted untanted wealth
in the requirement of tight shoe and hardboed shirt
and then melts and himself into them, may least
begin understand why the heather rage and the people
imagine a vain thing. "A. j. R.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
A GARDEN FANCY.

HCIVEN imagination, said the gardener, ''you do
" great deal with garden. Once when I was
working for English countess made Shakspere garden
garden that grew specimen Of every plant and
tree and flower mentioned in the works Of the immortal
bard-rosemary ladysmock ruen all 800 different kinds.
Another time got up friendship garden. Every visi
tor the house of the countess planted bush
flower When these began flourish the garden fine
thing and every growth in it connected with dear
friend.
I'm my private garden I.have thirty rosebushes,
and each of these bushes given me by poet. =
Here the gardener smiled.
sSTheres telling what you get out of poet, he
said eff you write him theuight kind of a letter."
WORDS OF VIOLENCE.
stXAIORDS of violence nearly always begin with sp !"
Wv said poet.
9 How do you mean?''
81 that words of violence like spank, begin with
the two letters, and p For example, besides spank
word of violence have the SIP beginning for such
words as squirt, split spring, spluer-shal go on ~
- Yes, go s
a .spasm speed spill, spin splinter spurn, SPAR spur,
spike, spat, splatter, and SO on s
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03

thought what he had DONE He rembed he looked at the
clerk axiousy strange indeed his demeanor that
the became suspicious He looked about the shop
missed the cheese at knew what had happened
'The farmer good customer and good citizen 1t
would be unwse to ruin his reputation. The clerk, he
made out the bill for the WOOL asked himself how without
exposing the thief he might get back the cheeses value
tSuddenly thought struck him
'''By crinus he said, 4 cant remember how many
pounds of wool that was
g 'Ten pounds said the farmer, promptly.
8. 1T like more to me, said the clerk. Are
sure it, WASH t more?'
2. Ten pounds I'm positive was all, the farmer said
ssThe clerk took the bag from the mans hands.
Just to make sure he said, well weigh her again
sAnd the bag put the scales second time registered
Of additional five pounds the weight of the stolen
cheese for which the farmer paid at so cents the rate
per pound for WOOL instead Of 12 CENTS the ghfu for
cheese Then this amateur thief sung his bag his
shoude., and departed with gloomy, sour look. =
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03

The opening Of spring. after long.
dreary winter, fills the world with sun
shine. The happy notes Of the birds, the
budding of the trees, together with the
balmy air, make every one feel grateful
that for time we are thru with snow;
we hailed with joy the Easter and in our
qualification over personal comfort and
pleasure we will be only happier if We re-
member that there are many living in this
same beautiful World who are not in a
position to enjoy it as we do, and in our
exchange of greetings we might send one
to the distant friend who has been forced
by adversely to some little corner of the
earth; or to the invalid next door, who is
compelled to lie all day shut-in from the
beautiful sunshine.
CYNTHIA MISSIONER Alden.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
A GENTLE SPIRIT.

ct HE late Frank Croker said New York man. 1thad
l quiet and kindly manner. He was modest and
diffdent, and averse to giving pain
sCroker had the misfortune to employ dishonest
valet He overlooked the mans first two three hefts,
thinking that perhaps there might be Soon tho
he obliged to speak about his cgaresfor he smoked
very expensive brand imported from Cairo and hafdozen
times running he caught the valet with Of these cgares
in his mouth.
traed well his gentle and kind nature.
He opened in the Wallets presence box originally Of
100 cgaret and pointed the hole that had been made
the theft of half of them Then with embarrassed smile,
he said:
'tThs is going too far, Hodge We smoke, fear,
great deal too much. =
There few rising young III this world, but the
majority keep their seats in a crowded car.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03

Every one whose home is within the
borders of the. state of Minnesota will
doubtless agree with us that nowhere in
the world is there more delightful in
MIGRATING climate; more glorious days of
sparkling, joy-giving sunshine than right
here in our own beloved Minnesota, and
the people-the people are second to none
anywhere as to intelligence, industry and
all that pertains to successful life.
1t is the earnest wish of the president
general of the International Sunshine So
ciety that our state be thoroly organized
for Sunshine work, and it is our desire
that Minnesota shall not only equal but
exceed every. other state in the union in
the work of giving good cheer and scat
tering of sunshine.
1t is hoped that there may be some one
in every community in the state who will
take the initiative in the matter of organ
izing branch of the International Sun
shine society, and write US for informa-
ton. which will be promptly and cheer
fully furnished.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
-Renort Easter Lily Branch.

The regular April meeting Of the Easter
Lily branch of the Sunshine society was
held at the home of the secretary. Miss
Daisy Dunn. The meeting was opened
with our Sunshine song. Scatter Sun
shine There were eleven members pres
emit Many Sunshine letters have been
written to different shut-ins 1t was
voted to send lily at Easter as greet
ing to our beloved organizer and Sunshine
friend. Mrs. Mary j. Crawford, Whose
kind help and loving words have given US
the true meaning of the words of the mas
ter, ~"Of such is the kingdom of heaven
It was decided to begin to piece a quilt
at our next meeting. A few delicacies
were sent to two of the members who
were not we'll enough to attend our April
meeting. Refreshments were served, at
ter which songs, recitations and piano
solos were given by the different members.
Adjourned to meet with the treasurer.
Miss Blanch Simmons. 1911 Fourth
street Sc. Miss DAISY Dullh' =. +
Secretary.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
Give truth, and your gift will be pal
Easter Sunshine Social.


An Easter Sunshine social was held at
the home of Mines. Crawford and Dunn,
1113-1115 Fourth street Sc Minneapolis,
by the members of the sCrowford Sunshine
club. ..- --..... -,..
The house was beautifully decorated
with ported plants and cut flowers, the
Sunshine color yellow and white),, pre-
dominating. --- 4
There was a most interesting program
arranged for the entertainment Of the
guests, the first number being song by
the members of the Easter Lily Sunshine
circle, followed by piano selections by
Mrs. Cox and Miss Genevieve Lawrence;
song by quartet, Mrs. Cox and her sis
tiers, and recitations by Mrs. Dunn and
Masters Kirk and Dunn. All of which
were greatly enjoyed by the large mum
Der of members of the Sunshine society
and their friends who were present.
Refreshments were served and silver
Offering yielded substantial addition te
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
A LOGICAL INFANT.

I TITLE 2year-old William lived in city fat Great was
his desire to join in the play with the other children
the nearby terrace His mother fearful he should stray
from home forbade his leaving the steps of the house. tell
ing him if he did the bears would him. One day the mill
lister CHANGED by when the children at play and said
William, why don't you come down and play?''
So Mama said the bears would get me- said the boy
''No, William, there bears here. Go tell mama
| said the bears would not get YOU
William went.
''Well, William, is sorry she told you story let
get down and ask God to forgive for telling lie
''No MAMA, replied the boy ''youd better let ask
Him. He might not believe YOU
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03

look these hefts Why for the sake Of few cents, dis
grace for life? Sometimes tho, they able to
retrieve their loss with interest," yet without tanting the
amateur thief's good I'll tell you of in point
One Of Chcagos greatest mllionaires began life
clerk in general store in the country He good
clerk. He had his employers interests we'll as his
at heart.
con certain morning there entered the store rich
farmer The farmer bought pounds of wool at 50 cents
pound and them when the clerk back turned grabbed
up ve-pound chunk of cheese and dropped in his bag
top Of the wool.
'Ths honest farmer you see had been unable to resist
sudden great temptation. He scared at the
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
What Are You Doing?

What are you doing to make the world
better and brighter for yourself and i
others? A little, every day in your own;
home and for your own kith and kin?
Well and good.
Now, begin today and do a little more
than you did yesterday and a little more
tomorrow than you do today.
You can find the time and the Oppor-
tunities if you try. -''--1@-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
What Women Want to KM0av.

DAD BREATH.-Is there any for bad breath?
u Also what will hairs from the face?-A
Reader. .s..
There is why anyone should be troubled with
bad BREATH which always hints of neglect and caressness
You have neglected teeth and not had them prop
ey cared for by the dentist you may have dsor
der Of the mouth stomach In the latter you should
consult physician Proper of the mouth and teeth
with the occasional of simple mouth wash lister
ine few drops Of myrrh in glass Of water char
tablet will keep the mouth if there
no other trouble.
The only way hairs from the by cleo
tricity
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
Thanks.

The state officers of the Sunshine So
ciety desire to express their appreciation
of the kindness of the Thursday Musical
in so generously contributing a number
of dainty boxes containing sandwiches.
cake and fruit which were promptly
passed on, carrying comfort and cheer to
many who were exceedingly grateful for
such substantial sunshine.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
A LOVELY ERRAND. =

IL e was cherubc youth of 4, with beautiful, blue
/ eyed countenance and an angelic sme-the kind of
boy that honest persons long nstnctvey to kdnap He
the fence swinging his heels and hummpg kinder
garen song. $751; .....>.
Oh you darling!" cried impusve young woman,
bouncing upon him and giving him hug elias your mother
any like you? Have you any little brothers?'
'Yop,'' replied the angelic boy ''got three. Me and
Jack and Billy and Frank
(Which one do you like best?' - '>
'Jack guess replied the youngster after moment
of deep thought. ''Yop like Jack best''
t:And why,'' asked the young woman, edo you like
Jack 'best?'' !: =: -. -. @@
y Cause he did such lovely errand for once
sWhat that lovely errand?''
''e bit Billy the eg,' replied the sweety serious
cherub.
sNhy, pursued the young woman, "didnt you do your
bitng?''
Cause hate the taste Of Bilys legs, was the calm
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
THE IGNORANT LANDsMAN.

captain KAEMPF Of the Deutschland entertaining
~ a little group of passengers with sea stories
.Why it, said Captain Kaempf, that andsmen
80 ignorant of the sea? Seamen not ignorant
OF the land 1t is only, in fact thru knowing
the land well enough to avoid it, that keep their
ships a1oat.
stBut landsnen ignorance of the seat is deporabe
9 In Bremen, day, I saw farmer looking at the
shipping in the harbor. longshoreman explaining
to him. Finally heard the longshoreman say:
Il g Tt is low water now, sir
The farmer took his pipe out of his mouth and pointed
solemnly toward heavily laden tramp steamer that
passing.
good thing for that vessel going past that it is
low water he said. The waters the edge Of
her now .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
EFFERVEsCENT.

TITLE BOB had tasted soda-waer BEFORE knew
l. nothing about the after effects Of the foamy drink.
Uncle Lewis took him to the drug store and reated
him to glass; and BODY gulped it down, then in
put his hand to his face, saying:
"Oh Uncle Lew, my feels like my foot is aseep!''
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
AN ALPHABETICAL MARVEL.

little IRNIA had been excursion to her fathers
II downtown office and saw for the first time type
writer in
''Oh mama, she said her return home, 'dont you
know the funniest sewing machine down to papas
office 1t sewed A. B, C's!'
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
A GOOD REASON.

7ILLIE had been naughty and his father going to
w whip him.
''My son. he said stemly as switch in hand, he
fronted the lad, edo you know why am going to whip
your
EYES, dad, replied the little fellow, 't's because
you re bgger'n am
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW.

DYE FOR THE HAIR.-Can you tell me how to make
stain dye for the hair My hair going gray am
only25 want something harmless but lastng-Canada.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
CMr10s and Qualities:
"'7is passing stranqe!'
A BONANZA BILL OF FARE.

81 ERE is bonanza bill of fare, said the forty-niner
EHere is sample of the hotel grub that you got in
California when the gold fever ragged
The faded bill of fare printed wrapping
paper Some Of the items on it
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
What the Market affords.
1919 cents.
. Pickerel, 8 cents.

CRAPPIEs 1919 cents
" Pickerel 9 cents - =: 80. - -. 81. .>...-
Trout 1919 cents. 3
Pike II cents. 49,: :: :.> -.... :: :..-
Lake Superior whitefsh is cents -
Chickens, ii to II cents. -
Chves 5 cents bunch. $500 49,
Dandelions, 20 cents peck.
Beets, 10 cents a bunch .*-:
Carrots, 10 cents a bunch 49,, !".-. -
Asparagus cents. -=...>' ,**s= = =
New potatoes, 6Icents: -, ~' ',~ '@@>&@t~ a@* z~*
With the opening of the fishing scrappies have
come into the market and welcome addition to the
spring for they the finest native pan fish and
prime condition. All Of the saabe Minnesota fish
market for black bass be offered for sale and
the open for that fish does not affect the market
The appetite greens and the may be grated
with either dandeons beets Chives have made their
first appearance this week. The bundles of these look like
blades of grass but they belong to the onion family and
have very delicate flavor much liked. They parc-
larry nice with cucumbers. Is. .-..~ - :-..%
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
4 GOOD Clerk.

LLIAM A. PINKERTON, the head Of
the noted detective agency, was talk
ing in Chicago about amateur thieves.
"There are" said Mr.. Pinkerton,
"more amateur thieves than you
would believe-men Of good standing,
even chllrchmen, who suddenly yield
ing to an overpowering temptation,
a steal pen from a stationer, tooth
brush from druggist, a. book from
~ the house Of a friend.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
Give the Best You Have.

There are loyal hearts, there are spirits
brave
There are souls that are pure and true;
Then give to the world the best you have,
And the best will come back to you.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
odd Sayings Of PrecociOns Youngsters.
From the May Lippincott's.
FROM WAY BACK.

TWO children stood with their fattened against
! case in the Natural History museum
What's Injun doin Donnie?'' asked the lit
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
DIvIS 10 ~
SpringtIme Sunshine.

our fund for scattering sunshine to those
in need of cheer
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03

Her smashn' She's the Oh squa, !" explained
Don superior and convincing tone. She's maxim the
brefus food
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03

Then give to the world the best youhaVe,
And the best will come back to you.
Give love, and love to your life will flow,
A strength in your uttermost need;
Have faith, and a score of hearts will show
Their faith in your word and deed.
Give truth, and your gift will be pain in
kind,
And honor will honor meet;
And smile that is sweet will surely find
A smile that is just as sweet.
For life is the mirror of king and slave;
Ills just what we are and do;
Then give to the world the best you have,
And the best will come back to you.
Madeline S. Bridges.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-03
HEADQUARTERS.

SO Fifth avenue, New York. Cynthia Yves
over Alden, founder and president general.
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