The Minneapolis journal., 1905-11-25
With the Long Bo,u
"Eye natures walks, shoot folly IS II hiss"
lie sueur sprinter Doing Good-Health Run at Early
Candlelight, Fouls Clothesine and Is Thrown with a
.'Tunl'' That Sounded Like Empty Barrel Dropped
Out of the Garret Window.
Eye NATURES walks, shoe

T~ HE LIE Sue,r Bockhead' tells how Ed Seebeck has
getting himself into condition that is
common thing for Mr. Seebeck to jog ten fifteen miles
country and return before breakfast His latest
fad is to down jackrabbits "a' ..A
/. But the other morning Ed fell. He attempting to
cross the backyard brisk sprint just before sunup while
the lay upon the land and darkness all
the people, About half way to his base he caught the
cothesne just under the chin.
The line mad and took up the slack in way that
threw the athlete into the air. whence he down his
back like little Johnnie dropping the hitchng weight into
the we'll
Mr. Seebeck was not stunned, but he annoyed In
cdentally indignant the lady who did the wash
ing-we He is wearing himself in
sling and seeking the quiet secuson of his own chimney
until he or his bump goes down.
Many worse has the clohesline too late.
It will get you everytime if you don't have your fingers
crossed.
paper had been passed around in LIE sueur and
lacking $3.50 of $00 had been raised for instruments for
the Modern Woodman band When Dr. Dodge that this
sum was shy operated darngy his pockebook and
figures shot $00 when strong rustic poundeth
the striking machine at the county fair.
T. G. Maher 'LeSuers leading eweler, is the leader
and mansay of the band which said to blow around
everything that part Of the state and festa occasions
give out noise like hundred sawmls striking hum
b dred selected pine knots.
A little girl asked to what Byron referred in the
External summer glds them yet,
=: But all, except their sun, has set.''
She decided thought he had reference to
the hens in some tropical country.
The not Optic has had that opened to the short
coming Arvid Olson Hendrckson formerly of Meenes
sofa, but citizen of Nowhere Unknownvie Arvid
has fed
Arvid had charge of the Leland billiard rooms He was
sporting gentleman par excellence and high
society patron shining brilliantly many of the Minot balls
But the between business the streets of
Mnot is:
'FHow much did Hendrickson get you for?''
''Oh, lent him five Sunday at noon,'' said one, and
1T gave him $25 Sunday afternoon said another.
Arvid Hendrickson has left eternal impression upon
the memory of Mnot business The high life Of Mnot
much for Arvd and he carried down with the
everr1shing ana4sis haunts in Mnot with about
$4,000 which he collected between Saturday evening and
Sunday night
If you young stylish gentleman six feet, black
curly hair weight ITO pounds % smoohshaven
goodooking smoking cigars with rubber tip continuously
double watch chain talking loud and expert poopayer
out for him.
The Worthington Advance tells how Judge Quinn, with
reputation for dignity and asterty on the BENCH laughed
right in open last week and impressive
ment in the judicial proceedings.
foreigner had made application for his second papers,
and the judge examining him as to his qualifications
The candidate who had reached the age Of 45
so before coming to this country. He was native Ho
lander and his knowledge Of English limited. The
candidate acquitted himself in proper until the judge
asked in slow and deliberate manner:
''Have you affiliated with any organization enter
tanning teaching disbelief in opposition to organized
governments?'
eyes, the instantaneous reply of the candidate
The judge repeated the question: and the candidate gave
the answer.
F'What this organizationq'
The candidate replied with equal earnestness and soem
nifty II belong to the republican party"
The judge Immediately granted him citizenship