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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
HEALTH AND STRENGTH
RESTORED BY
PE-RU-NA.

Mrs. Emma Fleissner, 1412 Sixth
Ave, Seattle, Wash, Worthy Treasurer
Sons of Temperance, writes:
81 suffered over two years with ir,
regular aid painful periods. My health
was I'm a very precariOus condition ana
was anxious to find som efhing to re-
store my health and strength.
81 was very glad to try Peruna and
delighted to find that it was doing me
good l continued to use it little over
three months and found my troubles
removed.
al consider 1t a splendid medicine
and shall never be without Ii, taking q
dose occasionally when IfeeI rundown
and tired.
Our files contain thousands of testi.
monials which DIR. Hartman has re-
ceived from grateful, happy women
who have been restored to health by
his remedy, Peruna.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
THE JOKER'S CORNER.
WITTY SALLlES TURNED OUT BY
THE HUMORISTS.

Stretching the Truth-Misfortune
Not ffliction-Another Peace Con-
ference of Considerable Importance.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
The Young Philosopher.

Mother Piece of pie, please pa"
"But you haven't finished your first
piece"
mo, pa. But you know you told me
not to eat fast. And if you give me g
second piece now l shan't eat SO fast
because l won't be afraid that the sec
ond piece will be gone when l gel
through with the first piece. Please
pa"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
Papa Made the Roof.

Little Pauline, after questioning hel
aunt as to who had made their house
and being informed that Jim Welch
had done so, replied:
why, auntie, God made our house
God made our front room and our hal.
and our kitchie, but papa made the
roof" (Her father is a tinner).-
Magazine of Fun.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
Putting a Good Face On 1t.

Young William Makepeace Thack-
cray had broken his nose by jamming
it carelessly against another boy
fist.
We'll, he said, as he looked at him
self in the mirror, I'D rather have a
nose of that kind that one like j.
Pierpont Morgan's."
At subsequent period, however,
he avenged himself by making faces
at the entire aggregation of English
society.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
Wouldn't Stand for 1t.

"Heerd there wuz a big split-up in
Ebenezer church last Sunday"
yep"
What wuz the trouble?"
preacher said somepin' ag'in to-
hacker an Grandma Pankis, Betsy
Haskell, Aunt Prudy Williams an
Granny Stubs took their pipes an
went over to the other church."-De
troit Tribune.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
Serious.

Mrs. Bubble-"Oh, James, that
young De Gaul has eloped with our
daughter"
Mr.. Bubble-Well, let 'em CO. He
can have her"
Mrs. Bubble-"They went in your
automobile and"
Mr.. Bubble-"Great Scott! Why
didn't you say so at first. Telephone
to the police at once'
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09
7 axe That.

81 make a business of knowing
everything"
Eyes, and you try to know a lot of
things that are none of your business
whatever"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-11-09

Higgs-There are times when a
man has to lie to his wife,
Jiggs-And worse than that, there
are times when he has to tell the
truth.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
DR.. Wells The Winner.

The set of china given to the
Emergency Hospital and rallied by
Miss Virginia Mullan was won by
DIR. George Wells. The china netted
the hospital 5000. Sometime ago a
set of china was given the hospital
through friend of Miss Mullan, who
is a member of the Board of Managers.
The hospital did not need the china,
or at least a whole set, and it was
thought best to rattle the china and APP
propriate the money for such pieces
as were needed The result is that
the chief of staff won the china and
the hospital has its to credit $50. 80 to
appropriate to its needs.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03

Question. How many tickets are
there in Anne Arundel 7 Answer.
Four.
@. Can you name them If so, do.
A. The Regular Democratic Ticket,
tne Republican, the Amendment Dem
ocratic and the Prohibition.
q. By whom was the Democratic
ticket nominated
A. BY the Regular Democrats of
Anne Arundel
Q. BY whom was the Prohibition
ticket nominated
A. By the Prohibition convention.
@. By whom was the Republican
ticket nominated
A. BY the Republican convention.
assisted by the invisible hand of the
leaders of the Amendment Democrats.
q. By whom was the Amendment
Democratic ticket nominated
A. BY the certificates of the boiling
Democrats
@. What ought good Democrats 20
4. To vote the Regular Democratic
ticket because il is composed of cap
able, faithful and honest men, and is
tho regular ticket OF the Democratic
party.
Q. What ought good Republicans
to do
A. They should vote the regular
Democratic ticket to rebuke an unhOlV
alliance with the boiling Democrats.
@. What ought the Prohibitionists
TO do
A. They should vote the regular
Democratic ticket because they would
thereby do much 10 stop the unlawful
sale of liquor at Curtis Bay.
q. What ought good citizens gener-
ally do
A. Good citizens onght to vote the
Democratic ticket becauEe the election
of either sof the boiling Democratic
ticket or the Republican ticket means
the continued, and yet greater, "police
protection for the violators of the
law at Curtis Bay.
q, What authority have you for
saying that the violators of the law
have police protection at Brooklyn
A. The authority of the grand jury
of the county and of His Honor,
Judge James Revell, who stated this
as his belief lin charge to the late
grand jury of Anne Arundel.
q. Is this strong police protection
wise thing
A. 1t may be for the political bosses
who get their pay for it. but it is
menace to good order and a black dis
grace to all Anne Arundel that such
unblushing crime should be protected
by officers of the law sworn and paid
to root out and report all offences
against the law.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Lack Of Enthusiasm.

A gentleman we'll known through
out the state while witnessing the
drill Of Midshipmen yesterday after
noon as they passed in review before
the Prince, remarked upon the lack of
enthusiasm of the people. Were
this at West Point said the gentle
man, there would be rousing cheers
and great enthusiasm. The lack of
enthusiasm in the present instance is
characteristic of the towns people.
They are more or less phlegmatic and
don't enthuse. Indeed there are scores
of the best people in Annapolis who
have not yentured outside of their own
homes to see the Prince during his
present visit
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Wreck On Short Line.

There was wreck on the Short
Line this morning which tied up the
line for about two hours, and might
have resulted in serious loss of life.
The accident was caused 10y sliding
collision between big b. & .. en-
CINE, which was on the siding at
Clifford, and the enigne of the $40
train from Baltimore to this city.
The Short Line engine being the
lighter. got rather the worst of the
argument and was thrown completely
off the rails The other engine was
also slightly damaged. The early
train out of this city with Governor
Warfield as one of its passengers. was
tied mp for some time on account of
the accident.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
A CARD

1t has been rumored that the reason
that no general liberty is being allow
ed to the American enlisted men of
the fleet is that the Mayor requested
the men TO be kept ON board.
| wish 10 totally deny this rumor
and wish to state that l used every
PARTICLE of influence that have to get
the men liberty. The granting of
liberty is a matter of inclination on
the part of the commanders in chief
and one that cannot be interferred
with by others. - szsss - sSz
| have always endeavored TO advance
the business as well as other interests
of the city and am surprised that such
a report is being circulated.
John dep. DOW.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Don't Borrow Trouble.

1t is bad habit to borrow anything,
but the worst thing you can possibly
borrow, is trouble. When sick, sore,
heavy. weary ond worn-out by the pain
aud poisons of dyspepsia. biliousness.
Bright's disease. and similar interna
disorders. don't sit down ard brood
over your symptoms. but fly for relief to
Electric Bitters. Here you will find
sure and permanent forgetfulness OF all
your troubles. and your body will not
be burdened by load OF debt disease.
AT Feldmeyer Bros. City Drug Store.
Price soc. Guaranteed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Full OF Trgaic Meaning.

are these lines from j, II. Simmons, OF
Casey, la. hink what might have re-
suited from his terrible cough if he had
not taken the medicine about which he
writes; 81 had fearful cough. that dis
turbed my nights rest. / lried every
thing, but no hing would relieve it. until
| took DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, which
completely cured me- Instantly relieves
and permantly cures all throat and
lung diseases; prevents grip and pneu-
monia. At Feldmeyer Bros, City
Drug Store. Guaranteed; soc and 81 90
Trial bottle free.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Mr.. Nolte Dead.

Mr.. Bernard Nolte. of this city.
died at Baltimore hospital yesterday,
whittier he had been taken from his
home here early in the week. Mr..
Nolte was a we'll known citizen, and
kept a barber shop on West street for
a number of years. The deceased was
40 years of age and is survived by a
widow. Mrs. Margaret E. Nolte. The
funeral took place this afternoon at :
O'Clock from the residence of his sis
ter at No. 110l East Eager street. Bal
timore. and the intern emit was made
in Loudon Park cemetery.
The deceased is survived by four
children. Mrs. Fred @. Smith, Miss
Lulu Nolte and Mr. Bernard Nolte,
and John Nolte.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Surprise Party

A delightful surprise party was
given TO Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Suit
at their residence on Cornhill street
bv their friends on Thursday even
ing, November q a very pleasant
evening was spent and after partaking
refreshments the guests were told by
their hostess TO surprise her again
soon. Among those present were Mr..
and Mrs. @. A. Dillingham;, Miss
Mamie Sullivan, Mr.. and Mrs. Wag-
ner. Mrs. Clarence Jones, Miss Ella
Hyde, Mr.. Benjamin Hyde and
others
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
A Distinguished Visitor

Col. McLane Tilton, United States
Marine Corps, retired, is entertaining
at his hospitable home on MARYLAND
avenue. Miss Katherine Noble, of Bal.
timore, and Miss Mary Sullivan, also
of baltimore. Miss Noble is niece
of Mrs. Oswald Tilghman, wife of the
Secretary Of State. Some years ago
Miss Noble was shipwreoked on the
Mohegan coming from Liverpool and
IS said to have made brave fight bat
Ting with the waves for eight or ten
hours
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Amor G The Yachts.

Among the pleasure craft off An
napolis for the ceremonies attending
upon Prince. Admiral Louis visit is
tho palatial house boat Everglade
owned by Col. Il. NJ. Thompson, VIII
is entertaining number of friends.
The Kaleda, owned by Mr.. w. Brent
Kaiser, of Baltimore, was also oil the
Academy docks last night. Mr.. Kaiser
was attended by number of promi-
neut Baltimore society people.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Moore The Winner.

The last of the semi finals of the
pool tournament at the Y. NJ. q. A.
rooms last night was played between
Messrs. Walter Moore and W. NJ.
Feldmeyer, the former winning by a
score of 100 to % points. Feldmeyer
had rather the best of the game dur.
ing the early portion, but failed to
hold his head after the IS mark had
heen passed. Ono night next week
the tournament will be closed by the
final meeting between Captain II. r.
Riley and Mr.. Moore.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Tomorrow's Game.

The midshipmen will tomorrow af-
ternoon meet on their own gridiron
the strong and heavy team of Pennsyl-
vania State College. While Douglass
and Bernard are stillsout Of condition
aud will not be able to play. it is IN
derstood that sHalfback Spencer, who
is one of the best ground gamers the
Middies have, will play. Tue game,
which will be witnessed by the visit
ing officers from the British and
American fleets, promises TO be close
~ contested aud most interesting one.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Entertains Tonight.

Col. McLane Tilton, U. S. M. c.,
(retired), will tonight entertain a
party of friends at an old time oyster
roast at his well known residence on
Maryland avenue. Among those in
vited for the occasion are Secretary
of State and Mrs. Oswald Tilghman,
Miss Warfeld. Miss Hopes, Miss
Noble, Miss Tunis, Miss Sullivan,
MissBolling, Captain Feland and Lieu
tenants Boyd. Mcneil and Randall of
the Marine Barracks.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Sailors Barefooted.

All the British sailors are barefoot
ed and it is customary for them to go
about myths fashion. Many lady
visitors to the ships have had the shiv-
ers looking at the British sailors bare
footed this cold weather The sailors
of the visiting squadron are sturdy
lot OF fellows and have a healthy
ruddy complexion characteristic of the
Britishers.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
The Ercliffe Crowded.

AT each trip to the ships yesterday
the small steamer Ercliffe was crowd
ed. She carried large parties back
and forth the last three DAYS and is
doing rushing business. Sunday will
be the best day to visit the ships, and
crowds from Baltimore and Washing.
ton are expected here on that day.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Tonieht,s Dance.

The usual Friday night dancing
class of Miss Robb will be held in tile
Assembly Rooms tonight at s O'Clock.
The class for beginners will be closed
at that time and the usual informal
private dance will be held until II
O'Clock. 1t is understood that quite a
number of the young ladies of AMMAN
oils have been invited by Miss Robb
TO attend tonight and the Indications
are that there will be goodly crowd
in attendance.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
viii Sing Sunday.

Mrs. Arthur Curtis Stott will sing
at st. Anne's Church Sunday both
at the morning and afternoon ser
vice during the otfertoIy. Last Sun
day night Mrs Stott sang very sweet
ly at the evening service at st. Anne s
Church. She has highly cultivated
voice Of rich melody and sweet tones.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
To Paint The Dome.

Messrs. Hollidayoke & Hantske. Of
this city, have secured the contract ID
erect O scaffold around the dome Of
the State House, which is shortly Ia
receive new coat of paint. Tho
erection Of the scaffold, which is q
difficult and dangerous Job will be
commenced tomorrow. The pairtirO
OF the dome will be done by X. r,
Strange & Sons. Of this city.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Clergvmen car offciallY.

This afternoon at O'Clock Chap
lain H. H. CLARK. of the Naval Acad-
envy, and the Rev. Joseph p. Nc
Comas, rector of St. Anne's, called
officially upon the six ohaplains of the
six British ships in the harbor. The
clergymen were taken out in the COM
mandant's launch at the Naval Aead-
envy. and called 10y special invitation,
the chaplains of the British ships be
ing all members of the clergy of the
Church Of England Unlike the
American ships. which have only one
chaplain for feet, and he is on the
flagship, the British ships have chap
lain on each vessel of the squadron.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
No Opium in Chamberlpin'o Cough
Rcmo0Y.

There is not the least danger in giving
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to small chill
dren as it contains no opium or other harm
ful drug. 1t has an established reputation
of more than thirty years as the most sue
cessful medicine in use for colds, Group and
whooping cough. 1t always cures and is
pleasant TO take. Children like it. Sold by
Feldmeyer Bros drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Bible Glass Tonight.

The regular meeting of the second
division Of the Boys Bible study class
will be held at the Y. NJ. y A. hall
tonight The class, which will open
at 7. 30 O'Clock, will be conducted by
the general secretary, Mr.. Belt.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
The St. Johns Game.

The plucky team of st. Johns Col
lee will tomorrow meet the team from
George Washington College, Virginia
The game. which will be played in
the morning, promises TO be a most
interesting one. as the teams are about
evenly matched and both will put up
good contests as the men are all in
good shape. The game will be called
at the usual hour.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Bilious Attack Quickly Cured.

A few weeks ago / had a bilious attack
that was so severe was not able to go to the
office for two DAYS. Failing 20 get reliei
from my family physicians treatment, took
hree of Chamherlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets and the next day ! felt like new
nan. III. c. BAILEY, Editor of the News
Chaplin, S. c. These tablets are for sale b.
EelS,uever Bros drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
FOR SALE.

The valuable DRIVING MARE
"Ruby RUSSELL standard bred, to-
gether with the Carriage, Harness.
Robes, &c, belonging to the late Lloyd
Lowndes, is hereby offered to the
highest bidder at Public Auction, in
font of the Court House door, in the
city of Annapolis, at II o'clock noon on
Thursday, Nov. 9th, 1905.
TERMS Cash.
CHARLES LOWNDES,
Admir-. of Lloyd Lowndes Deceased.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
TO THE PUBLIC.

! respectfully announce to my friendsi
that l am connected with the Clothing De-
partment, Of the New York Clothing House,
f02 and o. East Baltimore Street, Opposite
Light Street, Baltimore, Md, as Salesman
and earnestly solicit their patronage. Can
say without fear OF contradiction, that We
carry the largest, and best, assortment OF
Tens and Boys Over Coats, and Suits in
Baltimore. Our prices are Moderate. Quality
and Workmanship not to be excelled by
any. An carly call win satisfy YOU as to
the correctness of my statement.
o28w ROBERT r. BELLS.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Fresh Shocked Oysters

am prepared TO furnish Fresh Shucked
oysters for Families, Hotels, &c, by the
PINT Quart or Gallon. All orders viii be
promptly attended-to If left at lol Conduit
street, or at Johnson's Wharf
w. NJ. BRYAN.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
Notice to Taxpayers.

During the month OF November. 1905. no
discount VIII be allowed on taxes of this
year levy Of 1905, nor will there be any
charged. on all taxes that remain
unpaid after the Both of November. 1905. six
per cent. lntrest Will be charged from the
frst OF Decem Der, 1905. will be reported To
the Corporation. and / shall thereafter
promptly proceed to collect the same by due
course of law.
WINSON @. GOTT.
Collector and Treasures. 1905.
Office p School Street. nj
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
HELLO JACK! HELLO ETHEL /

Say Jack, are you going to
take me to the GRAND MASK
BALL, tobe given by LOCAL
UNION NO. 938 PAINTERS
DECORATORS ANDPAPER
HANGERS at the City As
sembly Rooms, Thanksgiving
Eve, November goth, 1905,
for if you are not ] will 20
with some other fellow.
Surething Ethel, for all the
rest Of the bunch is going You
know they are the Local that
do just what they say, and ]
know that it will be the greatest
affair ofthe season. lO-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03

II you are suffering from impure blood.
tnin blood, de5ility, nervousness. ex. /
haustion, you should begin Fl ONCE with
AVER Safsaparilla, the Safsaparilla vow
have known all your life. Your Doctor
knows It, too. Ask him all about il.
We have no secrstsl ne urssiSs
nc ner1aas q AZ cur medicines. LoEeii. xsss''
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03
A CARD BY BUFFHAM & co.

We wish TO announce that we have
engaged a First Class Photographer
who has had experience in leading
New York and Chicago Studios.
Associated with the above we have
also engaged experienced Fnishcrs.
and with this corps of efficient assis-
tants, are prepared to execute all
Photographic orders in the very best
finish and latest styles in mounting.
Very Respectfully.
BUFFHAM & CO..
Photographers.
so Maryland Avenue. Oh
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-11-03

RowIand's Turkish Bath, Equita-
bic, Bldg. Baltimore, Md. Never
closes till next fire.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-10-28
MADAM HERMANN u
QUEEN OF MAGIC
Will Appear with Her Company at
the Auditorium Next Sat-
urday Evening

One of the most novel and inter
esting entertainments to appear at the
auditorium this season will be that of
the company headed by Nine. Adelaide
Hermann, widow of the great Alex
ander Hermann, magician, which will
show here next Saturday evening.
Nine. Hermann is said to be
equally as skillful in feats of magic as
was her husband, and the audience
will be pleased and mystifed from
start to finish. The company includes
also fourteen speciality artists. Of the
company, the Seattle Post Intelligencer
says the following:
Unique conceptions and magical
novelties, together with an unusually
clever musical speciality By the Ameri-
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-10-28
NO GAME WITH
THE j. OF v. Team
Football Eleven of the State Uni-
versity Backs Away from,
Prospective Defeat

The football game between the State
College and the University of Wash
ington teams, that was to have been
played in Pullman on Nov. 3, has been
called off by the board of control of
the University.
The University tried to force the
State College manager to sign a con-
tract abrogating the N. w. association
rules-a thing which the State College
manager had not the right to do had he
so desired. The eligibility clause in
the contract submitted by the Univer-
sity declares that the N. w. rules
should govern the game except that
no player was to be barred because of
summer professionalism. - This
would allow the University to play
the one professional that the manager
said was on their squad. 1t would,
however, commit the State College to
support professionalism in athletics-a
thing that is entirely opposed by fac
ulty and student body alike.
Manager Kreager submitted to Man
ager Grinstead a contract containing
an eligibility clause which left the ell
igibility of the two teams entirely to
the respective faculties, and offered to
accept without question any player
qualified by the University faculty. 1t
will be seen that this also would allow
the University to play Summer pro-
fessionals" if its faculty believes such
men should play. At the same time
it would not force the State College to.
break the N. w. rules, nor to commit
itself as a supporter of professional
ism. No more just or reasonable plan
of allowing both institutions to follow
the course each believes to be right
can be suggested. 1t was this con-
tract that U. of w. turned down and
dictatorily called the game off. Why?