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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-23
ITO Be Continued.)
HAIR NATURALLY ABUNDANT.
when 1t Ii Free Of DandrulT, 1t Grows
Luxuriantly.

Eair preparations and dandruff cares.
as a rule, are sticky or irritating affairs
that do no earthly good. Hair, when NJ !
diseased, grows naturally. luxuria1at]v.
Dandruff is the cause OF nine-tentts q
all hair trouble, and dandruff is cause
by a germ. The only way to cure 6arN,
ruff is to kill the GERM and so far. th
only hair preparation that will rcsittaela
destroy the germ is Newhros HerpjeiGe-
absolutely harmless, free from creass
sediment, dye matter or dangerous dra3rs
It allays itching instantly; makes "a.
glossy and soft as silk. "DestTcH T.
cause, you remove the effect Sea t
leading druggists. Send 10c. in stamps K
sarnle to TIE Herpicide Co.. Ietrc:t
NJ
For sale by Coon and Bedell, speoja
agents.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-23
THE uNoREss OF sUMMERTIDE.

A contemporary boy In his school
vacation has to wear some clothes,
and in other details shows the eff. 'ts
of civilization. His clothes are very
sight hindrance to complete joy, for
when it is hot he wears ve"y few
Trowsers-apt to be duck; shirt
with the sleeves rolled up. omen in the
neck and the collar band turned in:
shoes. abbreviated stockings, an1
something to hold them up, an !
nothing else worth mentionins-ex
cept. oh, yes, at times, a hathand..
l had almost forgotten the colored
hatbands, and they are one Of the con-
temporary summer times most sig
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-23

cold
Monty she exclaimed irritably,
you are terribly eXasperating. DC
make up your mind that you and Your
million are not the only things IN the
world
His BLOOD was up now, but it flung
him away from her.
Some day perhaps you'll find out
that there is not much besides am
just ~ little too big, for one thing, to be
played with and thrown aside | won't
stand it,
He left the house with his head high
in the air, angry red in his cheeks
and feeling in his heart that she was
the most unreasonable of women. Bar
bara in the meantime cried herself to
sleep, vowing she would never love
Monty Brewster again as long as she
lived
A sharp cutting wind was blowing in
Monty's face as he left the house. He
was thoroughly wretched.
Throw up your hands"' came
hoarsely from somewhere. and there
was no tenderness in the tones For an
instant Monty was daZed and bewil-
dered, but in the next he saw two
shadowy figures walking beside him.
Stop where you are. young fellow"
was the next command, and he stopped
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-23
COTTON BELT TIME CARD
Trains North

No. 2.-Leave Pine Bluff 1925 n.
arrive ST. Louis 7:34 a. m.; arriv.
Memphis 7:30 p. m.
No 4-Leave Pine Bluff 12: 55 IN
arrive Memphis Z a. NJ, arrive s.
Louis 6:51 p. m. arrive Cairo L.:
p. m.
Little Rock Train
Nc. 32-Leave Pine BLUM 3: 80 p. m
arrive Little Rock $50 D. m.
No. 31-Leave Little Rock sos
NJ: arrive Pine Bluff 1926 a. N.
Trains South
No. l-Leave Mempl is $40 a. m
leave st. Louis at SAB p N
arrive Pine Bluff GAS p. m.: arrN
Texarkana 8:35 p. m.
No 3-Leave st. Louis $50 p. m
leave Memphis 800 p. m.: ARR,
Pine BLUFF 1855 a. NJ; arrive Texa'
kama 7:30 a. r
p. q. A. r Trains
Leave Pine Bluff $3.50 p. m.
Arrive Pine Blum 1910 a. m.
Sunday
Leave Pine Bluff 8 p. m.
Arrive Pine BluR q. m.
q Il Dickey. Agent
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-23
Jobbers, Wholesalers and
Manufacturers
OF PINE BLUFF ARKANSAS.

COMPANY .~~~y
Manufacturers dealers Lumber.
buildings. buildings, che.pes,
earth
HOME FURNITURE COMPANY.
Our beds bedroom suits .od side
facts we are
snos'antiate Hold prce
PuDoEPHATT FURNITURE MANUFACTURING COMPANY.
OFFICE AND oAl.EsKouM 42s-425 STREET
street. Cotton Belt DO
po ola invitation Is extended merchants while n the cit, 'o
visit and inspect our line
FOX BROS, HARDWARE
Nails
CUTLERY and Mill Supplies All promptly
Our is Fair Dealing"
toner forever When In need Of anything
QUEENswARR
eylAno ouEsNswARE COMPANY.
crockery tnware frantic
glasses
Headquarters your service ~
>y y
Our Wholesale department .. complete in DR., Goods Fur.A
and delivery
nrons poin. @s "a se and rs Main street. Pine Bua A1A
COMMISSION MERCHANTH
WEsTeRook GRAIN COMMISSION COMPANY.
Plaster Fire Brick. Fire Clay
Corn, oas.
Chops. cotonseed Neal. shpsun. Field sssd stA
Carload lots specially
FOUNDERS.
ojlLEY FOUNDRY COMPANY,
planning mill man ninery Machinery
COLIEGDs
JAMES PRACTICAL BUSINESS .oLLEcE
ambitious and women
Bookkeeping Shorthand anl
MINT sessions ] IN
uNDERrAkERs AND EMBALMERs
co.
Of Rusedn the
quality conhds
hmbalmng and shipping q Teh
telephone prompt
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1905-07-23

Billhoards and posters are net used
In connection with Mr.. r. F. Kcith's
theatrical business He finds hettes
results can be obtained in the news
rapers.-John S. Gray in Printers
Ink.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-22

En- una seuana, Ell escandalo empuj6 Harry Bran
don hasta la celebridad
Los peri6dcos americanos, informados por ell "He-
rad que desde Ell primer momento haba tornado Ia de-
fensa de compatriota, empezaron fuego graneado
en- contra del aaque stemAtico obra que no tenfa
en- contra de ella mas que e del contnente ell
ncdente pubicado las lgeras hoas de papel impre
so, dio vuelta al mundo.
Desde Milan, Berlin, Munich, Londres Nueva York
Sc hacan poposcones Harry para el estreno de "Aa-
la" La espuma eevaba mas abundants, azotada
por pdbica curosidad. 10 nvadfa todo. La cr6nica
Sc apoder6 del asnto los perodstas ntroducan ell
hotel de Brandon pudiendo hacer habar los due
os contenraban interrogando los cados Sc publ
caron descrpcones de las gaerias de objeos de arte
cuadros que posefa el archimillonario.
Ell retrato de la senora Brandon de Ia mujer de
Derstal fueron pubcados La Familia, sin qne Sc
pudese saber quien habia proporcionado los cses En-
cuanto Harry habfa pasado por los obetivos de Bo-
yer, de Nada1 de Reutingler.
lie reproducfan sentado su piano. caballo jugan
do al polo, hacienda el "foot BALI pie.
cazando "Kniker- booker, ayuda de camara de-
tras llevandole las dos escopetas
Toda esta rublcidad, este ruido ests notoriedad
habfan consegudo calmar rritacor. Haia renuncia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-22
JORGE oHNET

Conoeen tu immense merito la primera ocas6n
que les ofrezcas apaudran el nsno entusiasmo
con que otras veces 10 han hecho..
Derstal pensaba 10 n1enos possible aquela prnera
ooasion de que susanna hababa el envio de la patura
Instrumental de la obra prometida medante contrato
Ia opera de Nueva York.
En- las duzuras del lujo, Dersta nconscien-
cia habfa ovdado del compromise adquirdo Lo que
suaci6n habia apreciado mas pronto el
derecho de vv senirse espoeado por la necesidad de
trabajar.
La pereza le habia conquistado mayor facilidad
atn que las obigacones mundanas que habfa debdo
someerse Ell trabajo le mas penoso csda dfa. DIT
aboriosa uventud. Derstal habfa sdqurdo Ia
costumbre de escribir por la mafana.
Sc levantaba las sete. Sc sentaba su mesa ira
bsjaba hasta las esa hos salia para almorzar
ror arde contnuaba labor para resover ell proble
de la vida.
La tarea de la mahana realizads exacta regula-
ridad durante muchos aos habia egado formar pare
tan integrante de costumbres que 81 ccunstsn
ca cuaquiera lie mpeda rabajar horas
del almuerzo, sena fuera de voepto hasa
la noche 81 le faltase algo.
El trabajo habfa llegado para 81 una verdade-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-22
DedaraciOnes del PreS1ents Reyes,
DE COLOMBIA

Las palabras azucaradas del minis
tro americana Barret al Presidente
Reyes. son una obra maestro en- diplo-
xnacia.
El Pfesidente Roosevelt Sc interesa
znucho por Colombia-i"Que me 10
vengan 8 contar 4 mi! '-dira Reyes.
Sublime es Ia ironfa de aquella su res
puesta:-" Mucho celebr yer al seflor
Roosevelt convertible en- campeon de
la equidad y la just1cia" la cual sube
de punto con la consideration de que
no solo Sc desmembr6 Colombia para
propositos mercenarios traducibles en-
pesos y centavos, sino que habiendo
tanto oro que despilfarrar en- Ell canal
de Panama, no hay un solo peso para
1ndemnizar la nacion desmembrada
por la iniquidad de que Sc lie hiciera
vfctima. ...s.
Justicia, equidad; pero lse concibe
mayor sarcasmo? Cuando es possible
tai contubernio de hechos palabras
por quienes presumen de ensefiar mo-
ralidad al mundo, y ri las piedras Sc
abren en- son de protesta lque puede
haber de impossible, con tai que sea
abominable?
Recordamos que cuando. hsce item
po, paso por Nueva York, ell director
propietario de la "Prensa" de Buenos
Aires. lie pintaban como sincere adnlj
rador y amante de la Gran Rep1blica.
Pase 10 de admirador, pues es persona
1nteljgente, pero no 10 de amante, por
10 menos 10 de enamorado ciego y
"porque si''. Ciertamente, no tiene
Hispano America defensor mas de-
nodado.
Los consejos que da los que vayan
como delegados primero a la confe
rencia Pan n-Americana y lusgo 4 la
de La Haya (que conveudrfa fuesen
los mismos en- 10 posible), dejaran, 81
Sc les sigue, despejada la sjtuacion
politico o-internaciona de este hemis-
ferio y cada cual ocupando Ell lugar
que le corresponds.
va proposito de la conferencia de
La Haya. todos debemos felicitarnos
que de Espafia haya partido Ia inicia-
tiva que inf1uy6 en- San Petersburgo.
para que elias fuesen invitadas las
naciones hispano americanas, y ssi
tuviesen la primera ocasion real de
acudir a la palestra del nlundo con la
plena investidura de comunidades in :
dependencies y soberanas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-22
Hotel Paris
GALE MENDEZ V!GO. N: IA
YAGU H

Situado este establcclmiento en- el centre Dc
Ia calle Meudez Vigo, con 1R jardfn al frente,
es el que renoe mayores vent:jas comodida-
des para los seilores viajtros, y ell que ouenta
con mejores habitav.ones frescas, venxiladas,
msgnl6cos banos duchas.
n6T Cemidas 4 tedas hcfaa. "a
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1905-12-22
Secci6sh a'e9igiosa


SANTOS DE MANANA
MES DE DICIEk BRE-
Sabado 23.-Santa Victoria. virgen
y martir.
MISAS DE MANANA.
Catedraa'. "a las 7yo de la maf1ana
San Jose. ...., "71z de la idem.
San Frarc1sco.. IN do Ia ldem.
Convezto de S.
Miguel. 90 de la iden1.
Santa Ana. -. "7H ySH idem.
Pta. de Terra IS = de la idern.
:Santurce ...... de la idem.
Capilla T.O.F' "6A de Ia idem.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22

You don't know why you woke up
Is precious to a farmers boy ~ IA.
Then you suddenly remember that you
are going a hunting, and you hustle
into your boots, homespun pants and
shirt and dads coat, borrowed because
1t has big pockets.
Down in the kitchen she'd you find
the old muzZle-loading rife, the box
Of caps, the wad of woodchuck skin
patches, the handful of silvery bullets,
which you nodded last night over the
fire log with molds like a pair OF
pincers, with corcobs in the handles.
The old dog rises, %shivering, from
his place on the door mat, as you go
out, and is warned to stay ut home.
Already the Unseen sun is making
things gray and the swinging leaves
on the silver maple in sisters garden
show white undersides. In the milk
yard the cows get up and stretch.
Down in the pasture are layers of mist
that feel warm and moist against
your face. The edge Of the woods Is
a mere black line, as you go down the
long, narrow, crooked cowpath, cir
cling stumps about which the poke
berries, mullen and briars grow, leap
ing little moist hollows that are check
ed with marks of the cattle's feet, and
wondering If those hard wrinkles in
your cowhides will wear the skin of
your ankles. Gosh! but they begin to
smart already!
AS you enter the woods the u
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
Words Of Wisdom.

W%estield, ILL.,, Dec. 18th SpeciaD-
AL who are suffering with Brights
Disease, should read carefully the fol
lowing letter from the Rev. q. l..
Good of this place. He says:
81 feel 1t is my duty to tell you OF
the wonderful benefit I have received
from the use Of Dodd's Kidney PMS.
1 am a Minister of the Gospel, and N
nv work. I am frequently exposed to
all w%eathers. Six years ago, l was
laid up sick. 1 doctored with a num-
Der Of physicians, and finally consult
cd a specialist, but without success.
They all told me I had Bright's Dis
ease. I was in a bad way and al.
most helpless when, thank God, 1
heard Of Dodd's Kidney Pills. They
saved my life. I took sixteen
and now 1 am cured. The first day l
took them I felt relief. When 1 began
1 weighed only n hundred and five
pounds, now I weigh one hundred n
sixty-fve and I am the picture OF
health. I recommend Dodd's Kidney.
Pills to all my friends who have Kid
ney Trouble and 1 pray to God that
other sufferers will read these words
and be helped by them"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22

her son-in-law. who was past 90, came
to see her whenever he could.
Granny, was born In Frogtown,
near Valley Forge, Nov. IA, It'll, and
when A years old went to live with a
family named Howell. growing up In
their service. She has outlived all OF
them and their IONS and grandsons. 3
She remembers distinctly incidents
connected with the Continental army's
terrible winter at Valley Forge, and
the correctness OF her statements was
proved recently by one Of the Daugh-
tiers OF the Revolution, who investi-
gated them.
She is deeply religious. and of such
q sunny, gentle disposition that she Is
the favorfte OF the home. For hours
At q time she will Groom old hymns,
and when asked which is her favorite,
says:
ct don't make no difference, 80 long
az It's Nil from the Lord"
After each meal she smokes her
pipe, and has done 70 nearly all OF
her III.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
aow About "Es"Y

No two people In the world have
precisely the same idea as to what
constitutes the highest enjoyment OK
which they are capable. Mrs. Jen'
nings had an ideal which did not ap-
peal at al! to the person who should
have been in fullest sympathy with
her.
go to the picnic? No, I guess not!'
and the energetic woman looked scorn'
fully at the acquaintance who had
yenturod to suggest such n mishap.
~ don't enjoy Juggling my food
three or four miles into the bush for
the sake Of letting other folks crlti-
CHE it, and get all eat up with gnat-
flies into the bargain. My notion of
pleasure is something quite differ"
ent."
What is your notion Of pleasure?"
inquired the visitor, curiously.
- "Well, l expect to have about as
good a time this afternoon as ever l
need,' said Mrs. Jennings, briskly.
We've got a load of Josiah Ponds
elegant stove-wood coming this mor
ing, and when my works done this
afternoon, I'm planning to take my
crochet work out into the shed, where
it's cool and shady, and watch Ez saw
and split for a couple of hours. That's
what l like about as well as anything
I can think Of. I do admire to see
things going on"
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22

weight. down went Mr.. Addison, on to
his nose among them-a contingency
that F%iddlestick, Q. c., mad not fore
seen.
THE Judge made an awful face, and
then, realizing the ludicrous nature of
the scene, his features relaxed into a
smile. Mr.. Addison bounded up of
the floor, books slipping off his back
in every direction, and came skip
ping right ct his learned adviser.
"You did 1t on purpose!" he almost
shouted, quite forgetting where he
was; GUST let me get at him. III have
his wig off" and then, without wait.
ing for any more, the entire AUDIENCE
burst out into a roar Of laughter.
James saw the whole thing, and,
forgetting his position. laughed. too;
and, for some mysterious reason, with
the laugh his passed
away.
The usher shouted silence with
tremendous energy, and before the
sound had died away James was ad-
dressing the court in a clear and vigor-
GUS voice, conscious that he was a
thorough master of his case.
At last he ceased, and amid a little
blaze of applause, for the speech had
really been a very fine one, sat down.
AS he did 50 he glanced at the clock.
He had been on his legs for nearly
two hours. and yet it seemed to him
but a very little while. In another mo-
ment he was up again, and had called
Ills first witness-Eustace Meeson.
CTo be continued.)
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22

Mr.. MeeSOn'S Will


EE8 ..t|FNM bF#MsF <#
forty seconds the our was crowded
to its utmost capacity and still there
were hundreds Of wh!te-wigged men
behind 1t. 1t was a fearful scene.
Good gracious" thought Augusta
to herself, how on earth do they all
get a llving?" n question that many
of them would have found It hard
enough to answer.
Then suddenly an old gentleman
near her, whom she discovered to be
the usher, jumped III and called
silence in commanding accents. hen
In came the officers of the court; and
a moment afterward everybody rose
as the judge entered, and looking, rs
Augusta thought, very cross when he
saw the crowded condition Of the
court, bowed to the Bar and took his
seat.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
GOING HUNTING.
~@o=~

comes up with q rush. Long lanes or
gold spring out between the Tree
trunks. The broad oak leaves In the
hollows sparkle with moisture. Inc
moss on the north side of the white
beeches look like ink. A chlpniunk
whistles and scurries into his mole al
your feet. a red squirrel springs MS
rattle furiously from a nearby iiIlp.
A crow pitches from the bare top or a
dead elm, with a horrible law!
None Of these is your game TO-DAY.
To-day you are a hunter There's no
fresh meat in the house. 1t has Deeh
Goldfish or salt pork pretty much All
summer, and to-day your gun Is load
ed with necessity.
What's that? Something u down
that maple. Thump! thump. goes
your heart. Pshaw. 1t was only a
falling leaf, but you step softly ana
the humming of the bumble-bee, VINO
has been drunk all night on that thor
oughwort, over at your lclt' souii's
like the beating Of a bass drum. 1hefe'
Stand still! Don't move a muscle. "A
small head of gray, with two aiert
ears, two bright eyes and Il mouth luii
of something, is peeping around the
trunk of that shag-bark hickory. us
an awful small mark! Stand like a
statue. Don't move an eyelash. MOS
uuitoes, stirred up from the nettles IN
the wet spots at your feet, allght on
-FOUR nose and ears. Don't stir! Ihats
n gray squirrel on that hickory. Down
he comes and perches mem OH
the base of the tree, with MS me
bushy tall curled gracefully over MS
back. Crack! That's one.
There's a stream of shucks pouring
down from that beech over yonuef.
Crack. That's two.
There are two more from the chest
mt trees in the fence corner, II an
other from a rail of the corn lot renee.
The foul miles, tramp and two hours
time pass for nothing. You string the
SQUIRRELS by passing a Wlthe through
n slit in their lower lips, tie the string
conspicuously on your person. regard
less of blood and dirt, and walk PACK
to the house full Of pride, triumph,
self-glory and most other vanities save
food. And Lord! how hungry you are!
You take your game to the chip pile:
You chop off head, feet and tail Oh
each. You slit the hide on the back.
insert a finger at either side OF the
slit, give a pull in opposite directions
and there you have the skinning done.
While you are helping at the milk
ing mother mixes squirrel and dough
and gravy over the stove, and ut . a.
m. YOU sit down to a feast that the
gods might well fight for.
You haven't, like Emperor William
and other royalty, sat In a chair n
slain twenty deer that We're driven
past you. But you have had what
they never had, and what is only pos
sible for a boy who can wonder at the
sun, see majesty in the great trees,
feel the comforting solitude of the
deep woods and have somewhat OF
love for all that is in them.-Cincinnati
Post.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO
SUFFER
From Constipation, Bowel and Stom'
ach Trouble.
Q. What is the beginning Of sick

Q. What is the beginning OF SICK
ness?
A. Constipation.
O. What is Constipation?
A. Failure of the bowels to carry on
the waste matter which lies in the all
mentary canal where it decays and poi
sons the entire system. Eventually
the results are death under the name OF
some other disease. Note the deaths
from typhoid fever and appendicitis
ent4 time.
q. What causes Constipation?
A. Neglect to respond to the call OF
nature promptly. Lack of exercise. EX-
cessive brain work. Mental emotion
and improper diet.
Q. What are the results Of neglected
Constipation?
A Constipation causes more suffer
ing than any other disease. 1t causes
rheumatism, colds, fevers, stomach, bow
ell, kidney, lung and heart troubles, etc.
1t is the one disease that starts all 9TH
ers. Indigestion, dyspepsia, d~iarrhoea.
loss Of sleep and strength are it's symp-
caused by Constipation. Its conse-
quences are known to all physicians,
but few sufferers realize their condition
until it is too late. Women become
confirmed inTalids as a result of Constl-
patton.
Q. Do physicians recognize this?
A. Yes. The first question your doc.
tor asks you is Are you c~onstipated:'
That is the secret.
Q. Can it be cured?
A. Yes, with proper treatment. The
common error is to resort to physics.
such as pills, salts, mineral water, cas-.
tor oil, injections, ETC., every one of
which is Injurious. They weaken and
increase the malady. You know this
nv yOur own eynerienco. .
q. What, then, should be done to cure
It?
A. Get a bottle of Mull's Grape
Tonic at once. Muli's Grape Tonic will
positively cure Constipation and Stom-
ach Trouble in the shortest space Of
time. No other remedy has before been
known to cure Constipation positively
and permanently.
A. It is a Compound with 40 per
cent OF the juice of Concord Grapes. 1t
exerts a peculiar strengthening, healing
influence upon the intestines, so that
they can do their work unaided. The.
process Is gradual, but sure. It is not
a physic, but it cures Constipation,
Dysentery, Stomach and Bowel Trouble.
Having a rich, fruity grape favor, it is
.equalled, insuring the system against
disease. 1t strengthens and builds up
waste tissue.
Q. Where can Mull's Grape Tonic be
A. Your druggist sells it. The dollar
bottle contains nearly three times the 90
cent size.
Good for ailing children and nursing
mothers.
A free bottle to all who have never
used it because WI know it will cure
vnn
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22

tlcity Of her claim
that she was born
at Valley Forge In
It'll has been es-
tablished by the
Philadelphia pa
pers. "Granny''
McDonald is a ne
gress. Although
abe has lived near
" twice the allot-
ted three score
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
India,s Cotton Industry.

In 1883 the cotton goods industry Of
British India was represented by six
ty-two factories, with 1,554,O0O spin
dies and 15,0CO looms. Now there nros
Factories, 2O5; spindles, 5,164,OOO, ana
looms, nearly A.OOO. The capital In
vested is $6O,o0e.OOo and the WORKERS
number over 100000.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
Those Girls.

81 hate him."
"Gracious, Jeanette"
"And when he calls on me I
fail to let him know it,
"Really?"
"Yes, and I tell him a dozen times
! could never love him."
Goodness! When is the wedding
going to be, dear?
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
satisfYinr Hi. Curiosity.

Dinguss-What's that string tied
around your finger for?
Shadbolt-I am glad you called my
attention to It. l put 1t there to re-
mind me, IL l saw you. to mention the
fact that you haven't paid that last
$40 you borrowed Of me.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
0trange, Indeed,

Belle-Do you believe in second
sight, my dear?
Eya-Sometimes.
Belle-Speaking from experienced
Eva-Yes. l have often told Jack
that he needed q shave when It was
too dark to zee his face.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1905-12-22
,,,o-,uuate Public Men.

ST understand" said the gnileless con-
stituent. ''that some of you public men
in Washington have difficulty in keeping
out of the newspapers" a..
"Some of us do" answered Senator
Sorghum, ''but more of us have trouble
in getting into Standardization
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