The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-11-05

T is inspiring to note the admiration
 cherished for each other by the two | candidates for governor The friend liness of the Hon. Russell M. Cunning ham for the Hon. Braxton Bragg Conner, ana the profound regard in which the Hon. Braxton Bragg Conner holds the Hon. Russell M. Cunningham is an ex- ample of political chivalry that should be taken to heart by the voters Such Alphonse and lGaston tactics are con- mendable and in striking contrast to the muddy methods being tried in Georgia Innsmuch both of the candidates ad- mire each other so intensely, and more- u,tl, ld view Gf the fact that both are inning on the same platform, it is to be regretted that we cannot use two gov ernois at the same time. While not wishing to go on record as sour-tempered and hypercrtical, it would be a great relief to know that the Duke divorce scandal was permanently ended. ESCAPED VIOLENT DEATH. Now's the time when
 Mister Fly
 Lays him down to l Quietly die, But he feels he's
 Fortunate Not to drown in | A soup plate. 1 A woman who is raising money by sub scription to pay for a dvirce says: 'I wouldn't marry the best man who walks
 in shoe leather. All the husbands have ever seen or heard of were heartless brutes and not worth houseroom.' Illus ] bands may or may not be brutes, but in a majority of cases they pay for the houseroom they occupy. While cranberries are up and a scarci- | ty of turkeys has been predicted, we can still feel thankful that we do not live in | Rooshia
 | On each of his wedding anniversaries Theodore Sutro writes a beautiful poem to his wife, and the chances are that he never has any trouble in making his wife | believe anything he says. Vote as you pray" is the legend print | ed on cards being circulated in Breathitt county Kentucky. It is not necessary to tell the Breathittians how to shoot. "What!' cried Trubotsky to a mob of I his fellows, You say that Ivan Ignatieff, | the Jew, insnuated last week that Much avodsky. the Russ, was unkind to his wfe's mother?'
 .1of <IoS1 iaJ i, t.t<, populacc of Odessa. and they straight way fell upon the Jews. and slew a great many.
 l A civil war veteran from western state who has married ten women and divorced eight. has applied for a pension. | Inability to pick the right woman has caused him a lot of trouble. | A Connecticut woman who had been l looking under her bed for a burglar for | ten years found one recently and then jumped out of third-story window. As she seems to have been expecting him for ' a long time. she should not have been surprised when the burglar finally ap- peared.
 i DESIRES HAVE INCREASED. | In our days of childish prattle l One red apple caused us mirth; | Then 1t was we cried for baubles; Now, alas we want the earth  ] While the household goods of Miss l Dorothy Russell were being sold at auc- | ton. the sumptuous Lillian was having her diamonds exploited by press agents
 Miss Dorothy Russell seems to begetting about all the troubles due the Family, while Mama Lillian is enjoying picnic in | vaudeville.
 WOULD BE OBJECTIONABLE. If money talked Like some people do To have 1t around Would make us feel blue. The Greek ethicists of St. Louis-imagne | the Greek ethicism of St. Louis!- an- nonuce that man and art can not share . woman's love. Luckily. the girl who