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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
The President a Cad.
From Bellefontc watchman.)

From Bellefontc Watchman.)
If there ever was doubt that Presi-
dent ROOSEVELT is a cad, his leitel>to
Mr.. ii. NJ. WHITNEY, of Boston, re-
moves it. Mr.. WHITNEY has written
asking for hearing in matter Of
vital Importance in which the Presi
dent had condemned him The
President in Incorporate language
refused the request and practically
declared Mr.. WHITNEY guilty of less
majestic. The German Emperor or
the Gar of Russia couldn't have as.
serted the accusation more clearly
and it may be assumed that neither
OF them would have been as-inine en-
ough to utter it at all under the cir
cumstances.
The truth Of the matter is that the
President has been at fault in every
respect in his controversy with Mr..
WHITNEY AMI that he hat helilllc,l
the great flee he occupies by hi>
fatuity Mr. WHITNEY did nothing
nnbecoming either in quoting the
President ora.king for IN opportunity
to prove the accuracy of his state
ment. Justice aud decency alike de-
manded that his properly expressed
request be acced,d to. But instead
OF such course the President in a
petulant letter which would have
been unworthy an intelligent and
woll-bred school boy refused
Mr.. WnITNEY can well afford TO let
the matter drop at its present stage.
Public opinion will be with him and
time will prove that he has spoken
truly aud the President has faIsified
as he did during the recent campaign
when he vchemcntly assaied Judge
PARKER for stating Il fact that has
since been abuudantly confirmed.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
Stationery for Farmers.

Farmers and others, particularly those
living on the Rural Delivery route ,
should have printed stationery as well as
business men. 1t is not only more busi
ness like to send letter with name and
address printed on the notehead and en-
velope, but it insures the return of the
letter in case it is not delivered. We
are especially well equipped to do this
class of printing and can do it promptly
and neatly. We will supply go note
heads and $50 envelopes, extra quality,
for 81 80 or 75c for either one lot This
is cheaper than you can buy the paper
and envelopes regularly at retail stores.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

She had found man impervlous alike
to her anger or smiles. From the day
that he, stranger, had met her eyes
In calm unconcern she had uncon-
Bciously resented the fact. Now the re-
pressed wrath Of weeks found vent
Il hate you" she reiterated stormily
The next moment she had flashed
through the door and was gone. Ray
mond, oddly depressed in spite Of his
victory, followed slowly.
The world was flooded with the tran
quill glory of the moonlight as he went
out. A narrow path led to the road
where a row Of naples lifted their
leafy branches to the starry skies, and
Raymond, fancying that he caught the
gleam of a white dress there under the
trees, felt his heartbeats quicken.
Somehow he had been looking forward
to walking home with the girl. Then
as he turned from locking the door
Gark figure rushed by the corner of tho
schoolhouse, there was woman's shrill
scream. something heavy struck his
forehead, and Raymond fell.
1t must have been nearly an hour
later when Raymond and Miranda
stopped at the gate Of the girls home.
Hearing footsteps, Mrs. Hemming
came out to meet them.
"Well," she said. 80 1 hear you've
been having trouble with Mirandy.
Tom was here in quite state and
wanted me to interfere. But judged
you knew how to run your own game"
comfortably. "Dld ye meet himY' Ray
mond, feeling the bump left by the
stone ON his forehead, laughed.
"Yes, we met him." he said whim-
sically. "And he left us In no doubt as
to his opinion Of me- Indeed, might
If 1t had not been that Miranda, sus.
pecting there might be trouble, wait
ed But, after all, do not know that
I blame him much," he went on. "IIe
could not appreciate that l was acting
in Mirandas best interests" with mis-
chievous emphasis. Miranda, very shy
and conscious, flushed. Mrs. Hemming
lifted her hands.
what ever am 1 going to do with
that girlF' she calculated. REALLY,
shev growing fairly unmanageable. II
she only had a father" The young
man became suddenly quite grave.
"Will you intrust the task to me,
Mrs. Hemming?" he asked. II think
understand her better now"
"Trust you," cried Mrs. HemmIng.
"Why, ye're nothing but a boy your
ha Co 60
herr" regarding him in perplexed as
tonishment. Raymond bent and pos
scssed himself of the girls slender
hand.
mo, l suspect that l couldn't be a
father to her." he agreed, ''but she has
lust promised to marry me-"
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

There was little vine covered cottage,
too, and out of the cottage came girl
as fresh and sweet is the morning. A
youth leaned over the gate saying good
by. for he was going Off to win fortune
for them both. Then he departed, with
her moist kiss upon his lips, while the
golden morning shone hopefully on the
woods and meadows. And, oh, the
long misery of that subsequent msun-
derstanding. Later news had reached
him that she was married to an old ri
val; after that, no news at all.
James Fawcett went near to the
weeping little woman and laid his
hand upon her arm. kitty" he said
again, its years since We saw each
other"
"Fifteen," said she struggling to be
calm and smiling through her tears.
That's long time. James, and time
brings many changes"
Does it? / don't see them, dear. To
me you're just the same"
At his words the woman fiushed-as
pretty wild rose flush as any maiden
might claim. He drew up chair for
himself and placed it hear her. Then
he set about bringing up old tales that
made her cheerful and gave the dim
pies play. What a dance those same
dimples Used to lead the boys, Billy
and Ben and the rest-did she remem-
Der? And did she recall the wooden
schoolhouse? There was a brand new
brick one now. The old farmhouse
was down. too, and on its site was a
gorgeous brick villa.
Thus, though all the while hunger
was gnawing Sat his heart, he talked
cheerily on and on. Presently he
arose He could bear it no longer.
She was such sorrow laden, pale,
fragile, dear little thing to fight all
alone against the world. He opened
his arms wide.
"Will you come now, Kitty? It's not
too late"
When she laid her hands on his broad
shoulders and said tremulously, "fm
so tired. dear-so tired" he put his
strong arms about her and fondled her
caressingly, just as he might have
fondled the child by the wall or any
other helpless thing. Little Timber
Toes" all the while looked OH and smil.
ed.
And when we go to the woods" she
asked presently, well take dear moth
er along too?"
"Well, rather! answered the man In
queer, hoarse tone as he drew the
woman in his arms still closer.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
a Startled Guest,

Nine. Patti took elaborate precau-
tions against burglars at Craigy-Nos,
her castle In Wales. A guest there
who was spending sleepless night
rose before dawn to open his bedroom
window. Immediately there was n
violent ringing of bells in different
parts of the castle. The visitor made
his way downstairs, only to find him
self in imminent danger of being lac
Grated by whole troop of swapping
and snarling dogs. 1t turned out that
he had unwittingly set the diva's
patent burglar traps going, the dogs
being released from their chains by an
electric connection with the window.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

Washington never made a speech.
In the zenith of his fame he once at
tempted it, failed and gave 1t up, con-
fused and Gbashed. In framing the
constitution of the United States the
labor was almost wholly performed in
committee Of the whole, Of which
George Washington was day after day
chairman, and he made but two speech
es during the convention, of very
few words each. The convention, how
ever, acknowledged the master spirit,
and historians affirm that had 1t not
been for his personal popularity and
the thirty words of his speech, pro.
nouncing it the best that could be unit
ed upon, the constitution would have
been rejected by the people.
Thomas Jefferson never made a
speech. He couldn't do it.
Napoleon, whose executive ability Is
almost without parallel, said that
his difficulty was In finding men of
deeds rather than words. When asked
how he maintained his influence over
his superiors in age and experience
when commander in chief of an army
in Italy he said, "By reserve" The
greatness Of n man Is not measured by
the length Of his speeches and their
numhS..
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
Mexxnfnnti'H Memory.

Cardinal Mezzofantl had memory
little short of miraculous. DR.. Russell,
his biographer, says that tte cardinal
spoke with the greatest ease thirty lam
guages, that he spoke fairly well nine.
that he used occasionally, but not with
fuency, eleven more; that he spoke i'm
perfectly eight and that he could read
eleven more. Taking, In addition, the
number OF dialects he used, some so d.
verse from the mother tongue as to
constitute different language, DR..
Russell says that the cardinal was
master of no less than Ill different
languages and dialects. His German
was SO excellent that he was taken for
q native of Germany, while his French
and English were equally pure. DIR.
Tholuck heard him converse in Ger
man. Arabic, Spanish Flemish, Eng
lsh, Latin, Greek, Swedish and Por-
tuguese at one of the pope's receptions,
ard afterward Mezzofanti gave him an
original poem in Persian and left him
to take lesson In Cornish. He knew
several of the American Indian Ian
guages and nearly all the dialects Of
India
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
A Hum BILE Arch bfsh IN.

Willegis, famous archbishop of
Mentz, rose to that elevated position
from the very lowest ranks. He was
the son of a poor carter, but was never
ashamed of his parentage. He not only
caused the following inscription to be
placed conspicuously in his palace,
"Willegis, remember thy parentage,"
but had the wheels of cart hung up
in the Cathedral of Mentz. From that
time to this the arms of the see have
borne the figure of cart wheel.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

1t Is wonderful how much one can
learn by cultivating the habit of obser-
vation. AS you walk in the street or
ride in the car you pick up surprising
amount Of information. Our fellow be-
ings are intensely interesting, and
they are constantly teaching us some.
thing or other. Do not let your knowl-
edge stagnate. Put it to some practical
use.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
.yOy.

Joy Is prize unbought and is freest,
purest in its flow when it comes un-
sought. No getting into heaven. as a
place, will compass it. You must car
ry it with you, else 1t is not there.
You must have it In you, as the music
Of well ordered soul, the fire of a
holy purpose, the yelling up out Of the
central depths of eternal springs that
hide the waters there.-Horace Bush.
oil
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
The Word "COyey."

the word '.covey" to association with
the partridge, although it has always
been used with grouse and ptarmigan.
Beaumont and Fletcher, however,
spoke of "covey of fiddlers" and Thack-
cray of '.ccvey of trumps." The word
means properly brood, Matching. com
(of q hen Bird, from the Latin "cu-
bare" to recline, whence "incubate"
also sprung.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

eyes as related to the color Of the cats?
is the question which has been answer
ed as follows: A black cat or one
known as n blue cat should have
amber or orange eyes. White cats must
have blue eyes, chinchillas green, though
orange are permissible; orange, cream
or fawn cats must have orange or hazel
eyes; smokes, orange eyes.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

The 1ntelligencer has class of cir
culation that makes advertising in its
columns rich with results. 1t has,
too, a quantity of circulation at rates
that mean great profit to the person
using the paper.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
She WINS willing

"Kind lady," remarked the weary
wayfarcr, "can you oblige me with
something to eat?'
go to the woodshed and take n few
chops" replied the kind lady.-Phila-
delphia Record
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

We still continue to give The Great
American Farm Journal to all of our sub
scribers who pay in advance. Think of
it. Two papers for the price of one, and
only $l.00, too.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

and cheerfulness soon
disappear when the kid
neys are out of order
or diseased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that II is not uncommon
for a child to be born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. If the child urin-
ates To, of,an 90 A.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

81 may run chances of breach of
promise suit" said the foxy old bache-
lor, but there is some satisfaction in
knowing that the divorce court can't
touch me."-Detroi'. Free Press.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

Traveler-Some expressions In the
Chinese language have as many US
forty different meanings.
Little Miss--Same way in English.
You amaze me. Mention one."
mot at home"
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

Husband-I feel in the mood for
reading something sensational and
startling-something that will fairly
make my hair stand on end. Wife
Well, here is my last dressmaker's bill.
Washington Life.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

Mrs. Naggs-I understand your hus-
band is un; BILE to meet his creditors.
Mrs. Waggs-Don't you believe 1t. lie
can and docs meet them much oftener
than he cares to.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

Mr.. Joax-Saw a man today who had
trouble ahead of him. Mrs. Joax-How
did you know? Mr.. JoaX-He was
pushing a baby carriage containing
Washington Star.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

WANTED-BY CHICAGO MANU-
featuring House, person of trust
worthiness and somewhat familiar
with local territory rs assistant in
branch office. Salary $lS paid week
ly. Permanent position. No invest
ment required. Previous experience
not essential to engaging.
Address, Manager Branches, Como
I Block, Chicago. 1-29 06
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, dis.
courages and lessons ambition; beauty. yipof
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
Heart
Weakness.

DR.. Miles Heart Cure has
made many hearts well after
they have been pronounced
hopeless. 1t has completely
cured thousands, and will al
most invariably cure or benefit
every case OF heart disease.
Short breath, pain around
heart, palpitation, fluttering,
dizzy, fainting and smothering
spells should not be neglected.
Take DR.. Miles Heart Cure
and see how quick you will
be relieved.
1t cannot make a new heart,
but will restore a sick one by
strengthening the heart nerves
and muscles, relieving the
unnatural strain, and restoring
its vitality.
81 had a very bad case of heart
trouble. For six months l could not
work: Last July / was plowing corn
down, or fall down, three times. My
heart throbbed as though 1t would
burst through, and had difficulty in
getting my breath. 1 purchased n
bottle of DR.. Miles Heart Cure, and
before / had used half Of it 1 could
lay down and sleep all night. Previ-
ously had to get up from, five to ten
times a night. I have taken several
bottles, and my heart is as regular as
clock work. 1 feel like a new man,
and can work considerable Cor an old
man, S4s years old"
H. d. McGILL, Frost, Ohio.
Or. Miles Heart Cure Is sold by
your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first bottle will benefit. II 1t falls
he will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01


urine scslds the flesh or IT, when the child
reaches an age when it should be able 10
, control the passage, it is yet afflicted with
bed-wetting. depend upon It. the cause Of
the difficulty is kidney trouble, and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due TO diseased condition of the
kidneys and bladder and not to a habit as
most people suppose.
Women as we'll as men are made mis-
cradle with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect Of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. 1t is sold
by druggists. in fifty EE
cent and one dollar A4HS1 M 1s::s.%s:ts %+ss:::tls
sizes. You may have i! ss;sEi;i H.
sample bottle by mail assls.slsssseWo s@W
free, also pamphlet tell Home of sv,amp Root.
ing all about it, including many of the
thousands OF testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing DR.. Kilnisr
& Co.. Binghamton. N. r., be sure and
mention this paper.
Don't make any mistake, but rememncr Inc
name Swamp-Root, DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, and the address, Binghamton. N Y, n
every bottle.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
SOgTlVAaD

Daily. ! Daily, except Sunday. Stops
only on notice to Conductor or Agent, or on
| signal.
Trains leave South Danvill as follows:
For IittStOn and Scranton, 10 II IN and . q
ana 81 p m weekdays; 10 IL a IN daily.
For Pottsylle Reading and Philadelphia
| ii a m and ? u m weekdays.
| For Hezleton, II IN and 81 and 80 pm
| weekdays.
For Lewisburg, Milton, Williamsport, Lock
Haven, Remove and Kane, II 10 p IN week.
| days; Lock Haycn only, 8 II "A IN and 81 y IN
week-days; for Wiliamsport and Intermedi
ate stations, . II Il m and 81 p IN weekdays.
For Bellelonte, Tyrone, Phillipsburg and
Ciearheld, . II a IN and u 10 p IN weekdays.
For Harrisburg and intermediate stations,
. II a IN, II 10 IN and 81 p m weekdays
| 81 p M daily.
| For Philadelphia (vla Harrisburg Balti-
more and Washington, II a m and and II 10
ana 3l N weekdays; 81 p m daily.
For Pittsburg (via Harrisburg 9 II Il m and
| =! 81 p m weekdays; 81 p IN daily; (via Lew
| istown JunctiOnl 8 II a m and II 10 p m week.
| days; lvia Lock Havenl 1t IN and ~ 10 p
| III weekdays.
Pullman parlor and Sleeping Cars run ON
through trains between Sunbury, Williams
| port and Erie. between Sunbury and Phlla-
| delphia and Washington and between Harris
| burg, Pittsburg and the w st.
For further information apply TO ticket
agents.
W. w. ATTERBURY, j. X. WOOD,
| General Manager PnSs'r Ira flic Mgr
GEO. W. BOYD. General PaSs'r Act.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01

Published every Friday at Danvillc, the
county seat of Montour county, Pa, at Sl.OO II
year in advance or sl.25 If not paid in ad-
vance; and no paper win be discontinued
until all arrearage is paid, except at the
option of the publisher
Rates of advertising made known on ap-
plication. Address all communications to
THE INTELIIGENCER,
DANVIL' e, PA.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-12-01
VITAInInc Cure Nervous Diseases

HSXg DIR. Oidman's Prescription
Strengthens the nerves, Builds up worn out men
and women, Price SO Cts,
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-03
PERSONAL.

w. ]. Mcdonald of Gilroy Hot Springs
is at the Occidental.
Z. S. Moulton, a well-known orange
shipper Of Riverside, is registered at
the Palace
John Paul yelling, vice president Of
the Illinois Central road, is a guest at
the st. Francis.
Seeley W. Mudd of Los Angeles, an
engineer for the Guggenheim Explora-
tion Company, is at the Palace.
C. V. Inderrieden OF Chicago, who is
a large importer of California fruits,
is registered at the st. Francis.
DR.. n. Rosencrantz leaves to-day on
the steamship Zealandia for Nome,
where he is interested in several min
ing properties
H. C. Grigsley. a well-known young
mining engineer and a graduate of
Stanford University. leaves to-day for
Nome, where he has accepted the posi-
tion of assistant superintendent of the
Opfir mine.
Rev. NJ. Philips of Buffalo and Rev.
John Burns and Rev. William McMulien
of Pfttsburg were among yesterdays
arrivals at the Grand. They are on
their way to the knights of Columbus
convention in Los Angeles.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-03
HEAD-ON COLLISION
BETWEEN TWO TEMPERAMENTS: I:

Every hour, all over the city-in homes,
in factories, in stores, in offices-colli-
sions are occurring between incompati-
BILE human temperaments. The house.
wife is conservative, likes to keep her
china and furniture intact; the servant
is iconocfastic-a collision between
temperaments" occurs. and want ad .
tells those girls who can read that a
servant is wanted at a certain home.
The factory foreman. always opposed
to square pegs in round holes finds that
one of his workmen is a misfit. Again
a temperamental collision, and a work
man who is round peg" finds a want
ad. that offers better job for him than
his present one; and the other man ad-
vertises for a job where square pegs
are needed.
A store manager finds that a certain
clerk has not an ounce of salesmanship
in his makeup Collision again.
want ad. brings another clerk to
the store: and finds job for the ex-
clerk where sa1esmanshfp is not a re-
quisite.
In the Office the stenographer got to
running the business"
Boss was brute" and believed he
could manage things himself.
Simply another Collision Between
Temperaments Want ad found a
boss" for the young lady who rather
liked to be managed; and found stem
ographer for the old boss" who didn't
"grate on his nerves.