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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
Rev. Henderson Seriously Il,.

Rev. Mr.. Henderson, we are sorry to
state, is confined to his bed, suffering
from an abscess. While in Minneap-
oils on the 18th, where he went to be
fitted with a pair of spectacles, he sub
mltted to an operation in the nasal
passage. From this operation the
channel became infected and an abscess
is the result. We trust the reverned
gentleman will shortly be enabled to
resume his duties as pastor.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
Will be Welded,

John B. Odegard, one of the prom
inent young business men of Santiago,
will be married at the Lutheran church
in Glendorado on Monday next. Oct.
80, to Miss Alma A. Grove, daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. e. P. Grove of
Greenbush. Miss Grove is a most
estimable young lady and highly es-
teemed by all those favored with her
acquaintance. The Union offers
congratulations in advance Of the
nuptials.
= wedding reception will be given
att the home of the BRIDES parents.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
WhY Not.

Touching on a controversy between
two western politicians which had
reached the stage of "You're a liars
and the retort, YOU'RE another, ;, the
New York Evening Sun declares that
both can't, be telling the truth. -
Pittsburg Dispatch,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
LOSES $1.1G.

az
Market for Mere Vengeance Sake.
Gottwerth was feeling around the
posoms of crate of spring (?l chick
ems on Saturday afternoon in antici-
patton of purchasing the cargo from
a farmer when Fred Newton happened
along. Fred can assay a potato all
right by merely feeling it's hide and
looking into it's eyes, but he knows no
more about chickens than Fullerton
dpes about the game laws. Now,
mused he, I'll have revenge upon that
cpnfounded sausagemaker, that dog
chopper, for the trick he played me
yesterweek. "Well," said Gottwerth
to the farmer, ''I'll give you 7 cents a
pound. !" ''Eight!" cried Newton, and
Gottwerth walked away. Newton did
not want the birds,-he had no use for
them, but he expected that Gottwerth
would bid again. Gottwerth didn't.
Fred paid the price, and, as he drag
ged the crate down town, Gottwerth
hee-hawea from his door. Day passed
to night, and just as Gottwerth was
closing shop, Fred appeared at the
alley door with the crate of doubtful
springsters. ''You can have 'em, Colt,
Just give me cents a pound.' Cali
right" said Colt, ''I'll take .'em. -
He weighed them in and bought the
birds. Fred didn't care, he'd had re-
venge (?) and lost but S1.16. So goes
the tale as told by Colt.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
Newspapers as Text Books.

Newspapers have been ranked as a
textbook at Northwestern university.
Chicago, and hereafter students in the
American history class of Professor
j. A. James must come to the recita-
ton rooms prepared to answer ques-
lions on the news of the day.
In the course of his lectures Profess
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
Greatest of All Advertisers.

" Theodore Roosevelt is the king
PIN advertiser, the greatest advertiser
OF them all, said Charles Emory
Smith Of Philadelphia, to the mem
bers OF the. International Advertising
association at its first annual banquet
at the Waldorf-Astoria, New York.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
Always Vice Versa.

Is my hat on straight" she asked
him.
He looked at her headgear in dumb
amazement
|. II dunno,n he answered "When
it's straight it looks crooked and
when it's crooked it looks straight .
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
A Metallic Touch.

THAT pianist has very metallic
touch.''
I've noticed that: he borrows
money OF me every time he comes to
town. Detroit Free Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
aid and departed.
OberG Before Justice Norton.

Frank Oberg was arrested by Mar.
shall Newton on Sunday and cast into
the village refrigerator for allowing
himself to move about upon the high
ways and byways while in a state OF
abnormal standardization. He was
given chance to sober up during the
night and on Monday morning intro
duced to his honor, Judge Norton,
who adjusted his spectacles and de-
creed that the prisoner either pay a
fine Of SIS and costs, aggregating SO,
or return to cold storage. He paid
the fine and returned to his OCCUPATION
of potato digging.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
IN JUSTICE COURTS.

Frank Sawyer Fined for Using Language
Contingencies ~f;tatate.s---4
+ On Tuesday evening Frank Sawyer
was arrested upon warrant and ar
raigned before Justice Chadbourne
charged with using abusive language
to Eugene Leathers. He was found
guilty by the court and fined IS and
costs, amounting to ss.45, which he
paid and departed. -
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26

80" Sit down.. you ASSN
He promptly retorted with: -s... +,
"Who'h you CALM ass? You'm
one yerself.'' u.
At this third man got up and said,
tartly:
''Sit down both of e. You both
asses!"
"Whereupon,'' Dr.. Mcnamara
continues, Il made a distinctly false
move. I said:
''There seems to be quite an unusual
number of asses about tonight. But
for heavens sake let only one bray
at time'
1.-The first man turned sharply on
me and, pointing at me with his index
finger extended, shouted out before
you could say 'knife:'
":Well, you 60 on, then!' "
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1905-10-26
Good One on English MI. F

The heaviest fall DR.. Mcnamara,
M. P, ever had in the course of
twenty years of platform work is de-
scribed in some "reminiscences. :"
It was at the hands of a Devonshire
agricultural laborer. The latter had
stood up, interrupting the politician,
to make some comment, when some
one near also stood up and shouted at
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
SCIEN TIFIC
Bun Spots Stump Scientists.

6un Spots Stump Scientists.
The observance Of two enormous sun
spots close together on the sun, some
what above the center and to the right
side, has caused furry among astron-
omers since July IA. The diameter Of
the spots was estimated to be 100000
miles. At first they were not easily
visible, but later they could be seen
with piece of smoked glass or when
the sun was low by the naked eye.
During the hot spell speculation about
the influence of the sun spots required.
These are the largest spots observed
since 1892.
Peary's Ship Sails North.
After many delays the polar explor-
ing ship Roosevelt finally left New
York July 16, starting on her jour
ney toward the north pole fully
manned and equipped. Commander
Peary went by rail to Sydney, @. B.,
where he was to join his ship. The sur
geon who accompanies the expedition
is DR.. Louis James Wolf, young Ore
gonian, who has been for the past six
months in the Bellevue hospital dispen-
sary at New York. The cost of the ex-
petition so far is S150.Q00.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
FARMS

Improved farm homes at prices and
terms in reach of all. We have lust
purchased another tract of 5000 acres of
hardwood timber land, timber consist of
maple, Eastwood, birch and hemloCk, no
pine s1ashings or sand. Lands are all
within to miles of railroad, near gooG
market town, schools, churches and
creameries, good wagon roads to all OF
our lands. With every purchase of land
we build good log house IS fl wide 26 fit
long, II fit. high, with good roof, floor
windows and doors all complete, ready to
move into at prices with house complete
SIS. to SIS. Per Acre.
Terms a cash, balance in equal annual
payments at per cent interest.
SAW MILLS WANTED
to cut one hundred million feet hardwood
timber, Here IS a chance for man WIN.
a small portable mill to buv small
tract of timber and do custom saving for
his neighbOrs. We own several thousand
acres of timber that will cut from to 10
thousand feet per acre.
Buy your tickets to Cable, on c & N, W
Ry. Low rates to land seekers, r. r. fare
refunded to purchaser of land. For maps
and further pa circulars address .-.
UECkE'S LAND AGENCY,
Cumberland, Wis.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
EDUCATIONAL
Chicago Professor Dismissed.

Chicago Professor Dismissed.
The fact that Professor Andrew N.
Fox had been dropped from the faculty
OF the Chicago Theological seminary
became known with the publication of
the autumn roster. In an article for
the Kirchenbote, a German Congrega-
fsfionaiist weekly, Professor Fox lays
luis dismissal to the telegram which he
sent to John D. Rockefeller inviting
the endowment Of two professorships
with this laconic remark: "Check ac-
eepfed on face value; no questions
asked"
RocksfeiIer Gaggins Educators.
The leading editorial in the current
s1sSne OF Golfers boldly assails John D.
Rockefeller's latest exploit with the
American college fraternity. In imagi-
nation 1t puts into his mouth the fol-
aaCwing soifloquy: $50 you criticised
sfhe Congregationalist for accepting
my 100000, did you7 Well, I'll buy
IRE Nhoie lot OF you. Miss Tarbell and
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
MISCELLANEOUS
Sale of JuIiet's House.

The city of Verona has secured pos
original is believed to have lived, pay
ing $4,000 when the house recently was
put on sale at auction.
Accidents.
The accident bulletin of the inter-
state commission for the first quarter
Of the year shows that % passengers
and 204 employees were killed, while
1,16S passengers and 2,092 employees
were injured. The total number Of &C
cidents was 1887 collisions and 1921
derailments, resulting in $2,449,2 49
damages. ~
An aeroplane designed by Professor
Montgomery at Santa Clara, Cal,
while being tested, July Is, became IN
manageable at height Of 1000 feet
and fell to the ground, causing the
death Of Maloney, the aeronaut. 4.
At 1915 a. NJ, July 81, the boilers
Of the United States gunboat Benning-
ton, at anchor in the harbor of San
Diego, CAL, burst, causing the death Of
Ensign Perry and thirty nine seamen
and the known injury Of seventy-six
men, while twenty-one others were
missing. The vessel was beached to
avoid sinking.
Deaths.
Major General Napoleon J. T. Dana
died at Portsmouth, N. a., July Is,
aged eighty three.
General J. W. w. Blackmar, com
mander in chief Of the Grand Army of
the Republic, died at Boise, Ida, July
16, while on a tour Of the various de-
partments Of the organization. His
home was in Boston
Gustav A. Schurman, bugler for Gen
eral Phil Kearny In the civil war and
playmate OF Tad Lincoln, died at New
York, July 49,. He was known as ''the
Youngest civil war veteran"
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
DENMARK.
Copenhagen.

Danish farmers will this season re-
ceive an excellent crop. The win
ter wheat, which has already been
larested, is the best received in many
years The condition of small grains
in general are fine and fruit and
vegetables there are in abundance.
There have been copious rain and good
pasturage has been a great boon to
the dairy industry, for which Den
mark has such fame. There is every
prospect that Denmark VIII this year
export more butter than during any
previous year of her industrial history.
Captain Lind, of the United States
navy, passed through Copenhagen
few days ago on his way to Stock
holm to present the Swedish navy his
newly invented submarine boat. 1t is
reported that Lind sold his invention
to the American government on con-
dition that he be permitted to make a
present of the boat to his native land.
The vessel is supposed to discharge
six torpedoes simultaneously.
The Scandinavian Shippers union
held their annual meeting few days
ago in Copenhagen, there being 500
delegates in attendance. This organi-
zation is backed by an industrial fund
of more than 10000 crowns. It's aim
is to encourage and protect the
shipping industries in the Scandi-
navian countries.
The Northern Athletic association
held it's annual meeting during the
early part of the month. There were
500 delegates in attendance. The next
annual meeting will be held in Stock
holm.
Attorney Logstrup, of Odder. died at
the Finsen sanatorium in Copenhagen
few days ago, aged 50 years. He
was a prominent attorney and leaves
a considerable fortune.
The Hoibygaard, near Aartus, the
property of A. Christensen, has been
sold to J. Jorgensen Of Holding for
$1,000 crowns.
MARION S. NORELLUS.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29

tress, such as hunger and thirst, but
it does not demand weak submission to
wholesale robbery"
Bible Study In Shops.
Frank W. Ober in the Congregation
alist says that "half a million men
have attended the shop classes and
meetings Of the Young Mems Christian
association in the past year." Meet
ings are held at all hours ranging from
4 in the morning until midnight A
Of Christ is generally used.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
SHOWN GREAT couRTEslEs.
Secretary Taft and Party Highly Hon.
ored by Japanese.

ored by Japanese.
Toxic, July 28.-The bankers and
merchants of Toxic entertained Secre-
tary Taft and Miss Roosevelt at the
Maple club during the day at a Japa-
nese dinner, during which there was
geisha dancing. The clubhouse was
handsomely decorated and illuminated
and American and Japanese flags
crossed were displayed throughout
the building. Shiba park, surrounding
the clubhouse, was Illuminated and the
driveways were thronged with crowds
that cheered Miss Roosevelt and Sec
rotary Taft as they departed from the
clubhouse. The streets in the center
of the city were Illuminated and there
was a brilliant display of fireworks in
honor of the Americans. The popular
demonstrations and official and pri-
vate courtesies shown the visitors have
been the most remarkable ever shown
foreigners.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29

Deputy Sheriff and Chief of Police
ALI Church Of Woonsocket was known
in his day as a man who was straight
forward and blunt in all his dealings.
One day a grocer went to Alf for in
formation about a certain Joe White,
who had applied for credit and book
at his store, and the following dia-
logue ensued:
"Good morning, Mr. Church"
"Mornin'."
"Do you know Joe White?'
eyes"
"What kind of Teller is he?"
"Putty fair"
''Is he honestP'
"Honest? should say so. Been ar
rested twice for stealin' and acquitted
both times"
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
Insurance Inquiisition Called
For by Governor Higgins
After Hooker Escapes Re
moval-Root Urges That
Weaver Prosecute Phil
adelphia Ringsters Who
Masquerade as Republic
ans-President Denounces
Holiness Zemstvo Con-
gress Adopts Constitution.
Bennington Blown Up.
Concluded from page 7.
Concluded from page 7.

John Mitchell of the United Mine Work
sers said that wages do not stand still,
that they either go higher or lower
and that it is best for the miners to
lions. being never satisfied with exist
ing conditions. He added, eff you get
a 20 per cent increase tomorrow,
would have you ask for more" At a
convention held there, a resolution of
demands was adopted calling for an
eight hour day, weighing of coal, uni
form rate, uniform scale for rock,
slate. water and all dead work and an
agreement between the operators and
miners
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
ARRANGING FOR INDEMNITY.
European Fnanciers Confer Regarding
Russian Loan.

Russian Loan.
Berlin, July 28.-In view of the prob
ability of an early peace between Rus
STA and Japan, the terms of which will
involve the payment of a very heavy
indemnity by Russia, the financiers OF
Europe have been holding conferences
to the end that the peace indemnity
may be paid without seriously disturb
ing the finances of the world. The
Memberships, the Berlin bankers who
have been for many years the repre-
sentatives on the Continent of the Rus
sian government and who have nego-
tiated many of the Russian loans, have
formed an alliance with the Roths-
childs in respect to the matter and
have held communications with all the
leading financial institutions both on
the Continent and in England. They
are about to send their representatives
to New York with view to enllsting
the cooperation of the larger fnan-
ciers of the United States. 1t is likely
that a Russian loan for the purpose OF
paying the indemnity will be scat
tered and that a considerable portion
of it will be taken in the United States.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
SOCIOLOGICAL
To Stop Trade In Women.

To Stop Trade In Women.
The treaty between twelve European
countries for united opposition to the
Illicit trade in women and girls, which
went into effect July 1S, requires each
country to establish Il bureau for the
collection of information regarding
this traffic. These bureaus are then to
exchange the data collected, so that a
strict watch may be kept at railway
tatiOns and seaportS to detect any one
known to be engaged in the white
slave trade. At the same time efforts
will be made to secure information in
the resorts of vice. Each country also
agrees to assist girls who have been
enticed abroad to return home. Spe-
cial attention is to be paid to agencies
or persons advertising positions for
women and girls abroad. No Ameri-
can country is party to this conven-
ton.
The College Girl Analysed.
Professor Mills Of Vassar asserts
that the graduate of women's colleges
is apt to have a perfectly normal in
terest in the other sex, instead of too
little He thinks she is generally a
fairly healthy and very lovable girl,
who has normal interest in school,
sports, social affairs and domestic af
fairs, and who is tending toward mar
rage at the same rate as those Of her
social class who are not In school or
college. He insists, however, that she
is frequently only slightly interested
In the intellectual
The Cost of Living Less.
The bureau Of labor has completed
an investigation into the cost Of living
based on retail prices. The official re-
port Is not due until the last Of August,
but preliminary figures indicate that
there has been slight decline in retail
prices for staple food products during
the last year. Thus the bulletin issued
just before election last year is con-
nrmed.
British Incomes Analysed.
The British treasury has issued its
list of the assessments for the income
tax during 1908. 1t shows that twenty
persons receive incomes Of more than
S25O.000 a year. Upon the gross as
ssessment tax of $500, 100000, 433,O17
people paid the tax, while 2S,050 cor
porations paid on 81, 165, 100000. From
these assessments it was estimated
that the pay Of corporations and gov
eminent officials had risen 100000
BOO in the last ten years, while during
the same time the incomes from farm
Ing had fallen off s1O,00O,000. The in
comes of property owners have in
creased $15O,00O,o00, and those Of pro-
fessional and private business men
have increased ,$15O,OOO,OOO.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
Earthquake In Maine.

State Geologfst Lee Of Maine SAYS
that the earthquake which was felt
throughout his state on the morning of
July Is was caused by the slipping of
rock on the side of assure at some
considerable depth, probably two or
three miles, as result of continued
strain. The shock was between seven
and ten seconds in duration and was
violent enough to awaken most of the
people from their morning maps.
Gigantic Indian Skeletons.
The skeletons Of eight gigantic In
dams supposed to have lived a thou
sand years ago have been found near
the Choptank river on the eastern
shore of Maryland by employees Of the
Maryland Academy Of Sciences. The
bones were found under thirty feet Of
sandy soil beneath the remains of a
camp of Indians. Above the graves of
the giants were heaps Of oyster shells
and fragments of cooking utensils.
None Of the skeletons was complete,
but the bones comprise those of men,
women and children.
Falling of the Great Lakes.
The National Geographic Magazine
for July tells Of newly discovered
cause for the lowering Of the levels
of the great lakes. 1t is the result Of
an investigation by Robert e. Horton
Of the geological survey. He has col
!lected statistics showing the extent
of deforestation, drainage and land
cultivation for the state of Michigan,
and it is believed that these changes
have been sufficient to decrease the
average flow in the streams from to
20 per cent. In order to determine the
question more definitely a set of in
struments for measuring the evapora-
ton, wind velocity and temperature
Of air and water are to be placed on
Beaver island, in the northern part Of
Lake Michigan.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29

Mark Hanna say that I am money
mad? What do you think Of $4,000
600? 1 will invest that in collegiate
silence and celestial dtHidends. Hadley
is the boy that suggested social ostra-
cism for such as me. A special million
for Yale ought to make him about as
tactful in the future as President
Harper, or any other good, wise edu-
Gator that knows his business"
Manual Training Scholarships.
Twenty-fou scholarships Of $500
year each have been endowed by r. T.
Crane to be awarded by the Chicago
Normal schools. They will be open, to
young men who are residents of Chiea-
go and graduates of the Technical
High school.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29

Virgil P. Kline
In regard to the
Corrigan case.
The Examiner
thinks she does
not judge Rock
efeller by the
Golden Rule, as
she claims, for
the Golden Rule
"does not mean
that you should
allow yourself
to be overreach-
ed and defraud-
ed. The Chris
tan law Of life
does indeed re-
quire the relief
0f hO1iJV dis
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29

Irish sectarianism Wanes.

The issuance of a manifesto by a
section of Ulster Orangemen appealing
for the subordination of religious diff
ferences and the union Of Catholics and
Protestants for the promotion Of the
countrys welfare shows that the day
Of rabid sectarianism Is on the Wane
in Ireland.
The Golden Rule at Issue.
The Baptist Examiner again comes
to the defense of Mr. Rockefeller in it's
comment on Miss Tarbell's reply to
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
Best Not Always Best.

1t is mistake to have the best. The
reasons are two-one is that directly
you have the best Of anything you
have closed an avenue to enjoyment,
the enjoyment Of waiting for a wish
to be realized; the other is that one
becomes sorry for those persons whom
one sees stumbling along with the in
ferior article.-E. V. Lucas.
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
Trade superstitinna.

Dressmakers will not "ft" with
black pins, and regard it as unlucky to
tack with green cotton. MilTiners re-
gard as of happy angury the drop Of
blood falling on hat from a pricked
finger.--London Notes and Queries,
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
NORWAY.
Christiania.

Says the Skandinaven Chicago III
its issue Of July 10: "a reader writes
TO know IL 1t is true that president
Morris tribune., 1905-07-29
SEVERAL KILLED OR WOUNDED
Attacks on Jews Reported Near kish-
ineff, Russia

Kishineff, July 28.-An attack on the
Jews, in which several were killed and
wounded, is reported to have occurred
at Ruska Novska, New Russia (prob-
ably village near Kishineff). The
number of fatalities has not been esti-
mated
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1905-08-16
a PRACTICAL ARMlsTIcE.
General Agreement That No Battle
VIII Take place Until Negotia-


Portsmouth, N. H., Aug. 10. - II
seems to be taken for granted among
the attaches of both the Japanese and
Russian missions that there will be
no general battle in Manchuria while
lhe peace negotiations are on.
Oyama is known to be prepared to
strike the moment they fail and there
may be more or less skirmishing and
outpost engagements while the troops
are getting into position. but 1t is ad
mitted on each side that If either
Oyama or Linevitch should deliberate
ly bring on a general engagement
which might cost $4,000 or 100000
lives. his country would be accused Of
bad faitn.in the negotiations here and
would inevitably lose prestige in the
eyes of the world
In the larger sense, therefore, 1t
can be said that an armistice already
exists in Manchuria Should the ne
gotiations be prolonged and II become
evident that they are to be fruitless,
the advance of Oyama or Linevitch
might be the signal for the final rup'
ture. The unexpected attack on Port
Arthur might be repeated below Har'
bin.