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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08
What the Market Affords.
FRESH clans, 45 cents quart.
Western crabs, rs cents apiece. ~.--
Lettuce, large heads, three for 10 cents.
Asparagus, Is cents bunch. -. -: g.

The Lenten season opens today with good variety of fish
church and approved by the laws Of hygiene AS the closed
season lake fish force the fish offerings restricted
to sea and the trout pike and whtes of the interna-
onal lakes but these afford abundance of choice fish at
reasonable prices Crabs from the Pacific coast
good condition and among the best sellers among she'll
fish. " "
Asparagus made its appearance the local market this
week. but it's high price will make it luxury not to be CON
sidered by economical housekeeper for it really
desirable canned asparagus tips of which enough for
generous meal sold 25cent However the fresh
article will undoubtedly sell just for the sake of having
thing new the table.
delicious chowder for Lenten luncheon is made Of
clans and To quart Of CLANS add cup of cold
water Strain the and clam juice thru two folds of
cheesecoth and in it scad the CLANS Strain out the CLANS
and keep them hot In the meantime cut quarter
pound Of salt pork into tiny cubes and out the fat
slowly to avoid dscolorng In this saute small onion
cut in thin slices Add fourth cup of -four and when
blended with the butter gradually add the strained clam
LIQUOR Heat the boiling point then strain quart Of
sliced POTATOES that have been boiled five minutes and
drained Add little more water if necessary and cook the
potatoes tender Then add the CLANS and two three cups
of canned tomatoes passed thru Add two table
spoonfus butter little bits and turn into tureen
half dozen crackers split and buttered Salt teaspoon
FIJI or more needs be added also, for some tastes
spoonful Of mixed thyme and savory sprig of
parsley part Of bay leaf Half Of this quantity will be
sufficient for ordinary family.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08
KANSAS GETS INTO SOCIETY.

& ENATOR LONG Of Kansas didn't mingle much in soci
~ ETY. when he in the house Of representatives but
he has to- nasmuch he is in the few days
he went with his wife reception at the house of Sen
ator Ekns Of West Virginia. The Longs went ill., The
ator shook hands with Mrs. Eks, who received them most
gracious Then he went down the line shaking hands
with everybody else he The person the end of the
line very dsnguishedlo looking and the senator
greeted him warmly.
''Who that al the end of the line with whom
shook hand? asked the senator of Mrs Long, when they
had greeted everybody.
''That?' asked Mrs Long "Oh, that was the buer' -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08
NOT THAT KIND OF CATTLE.

MAN went into the general readngroom Of the congress
n sona library the other day to get specific data
paper he writing He told attendant he wanted to
find something about papal bulls and asked if
they had any record of anything Of the kind He had
been the readngroom before and he did not know the
limitations of it's attendants desk and
down. At the end of half hour the attendant
turned
II think, SIR he said ''you may find what you want
here' and he laid before him agricultural department
report, opened at an article on cattle. n
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08

with OF Govnor German? He gov nor, SENATOR fust
colonel o. tn OF First m sides all that he fit in tn Mex
can war Well, he did. He maxim speech It Anoky,
femme see bout tn 18th 18th O. April 49, N tn news
come tibet the rebsd fired Sumter En- tn OIL gov nor
called fer volunteers right there, m them at sponded
was the first Union troops listed in tn United States
M he tux the OF First out, N tell he prmoted
n'Jefo t urigmen he let other rig ment get
inch ahead o. tg,Frst Minnesoty. w ", time EN- tn
army in winter quarters, the chaplain to tn OIL
colonel m lets tibet Michigan rig men quarered right
this chaplain did, that tn Michigan chaplain he'd started
revival, m a-getherin his right inter tn fold
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08

sPooNER AND THE SPANISH.

Q ENATOR SPOONER dramatically declamng
y against the admission of New Mexico state in the
exciting debate in the He talked much about the
alien character Of the citizens of that territory
Here exclaimed he holding up paper sis the list
of their council 1t reads like the Of Spanish mill
tary company" e. -.
'FRead some Of the names said Senator Culom.
Senator Spooner tossed the paper aside with fine ges
ture Of disdain. .~a ."" e. @" ~ ~
'rhe senator from Illinois asks to read Of the
Names he said ~ do not speak Spanish and therefore
must decine.' 1~~% }~." @~ -" -. t's
Senator Foraker, advocate of the admission Of New
Mexico, picked up the paper.
II read them,' he said, '@even if the senator from
Wisconsin cannot.' :; :->~ - "'"" ~
Then he read: e. @
''Thonias Smith, William johnson, James G. Robinson,
Charles K Clark and William McGnns - -
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Said the Michigan sky pilot he'd baptized eight es the
night before, N he couldn't git of his boys
in g1nshot Of the mourners bench M tn OF colonel told
him he'd fix that plenty, N he roared out ORDERLY My
compliments to tn adutant Desire him to detail sixteen
fer baptism, m do it right off, Go with the orderly.
chaplain, your Ill be ready fer you in five minutes.
While colonel Of the First Minnesota it amt gon ter
be beat in anything by any blandashed regiment in tn
service M it warn after he omoted, fer that
matter. IN tell you t statoo Of tn oil gov nor cud go
inter this Hall O. Fame n not take back seat fer
man s, less n it be George Washin TOMS Abraham Lin
con's-en there's only mans at kin size up weh
theirn. 2E:~>@e@zs=%<. ~.
TER Il Govnor Germans satoo mightnt be thought the
best cud do what's the matter weth o. Colonel Will
liam Colvle? He took the OF First inter the charge at
Gettysburg m tibet charge thet under the prov dence
o. tn God q Battles, tibet battle n saved this Union
M you + he'd the say, it's o them mems
ID go into tibet Hall o. Fame, n I'd git em both in f
cud.''
And the Old Settler stuffed his corncob FULL gnited the
charge departed leaving odor not at alike the
Rose of Sharon in his wake.
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TWO CELEBRITIES MIXED UP.

LOCAL photographer wanted the picture Of the pres
n dents FRIEND Seth Bullock, the sheriff of Deadwood
who is lead the cowboy bunch in the inaugural parade
He assistant out to round up Bullock and bring
him to be photographed Presently the assistant back
with gay-mustached in tow and announced that his
tow was the wanted The for several pictures
AS he going the clerk in the gallery said By the
way, Mr. Bullock, please give your full name for the
pictures'
s'Buock hel!'' said the man. II not Bullock. I
Morgan Bukeey; senatorelect from Connecticut
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08
WASN'T ON PREFERRED LIST.

s NYTHING in the river and harbor bill for me?'
n Representative Bieder asked Chairman Burton.
''Not dolar,' Mr.. Burton answered.
"You re almost candid two friends of mine in Gin
cinna One of them friend and borrowed 81 00O
The next day he failed with long list Of preferred creditors
You re fine FRIEND said the lender to the borrow
Here you have my $1,000 and in the list
of preferred creditors rep
Oh that's all right old man. answered the borrower.
you know that you get anything and the others
know it for two years'' =" 49,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08
What Women Want to K110ay.

M oURNING FOR A CHILD. Would You please tell me
N how mother ought to dress after the death Of her
child who 10 years old?-Mrs w. F. j.
who has lost child should black and she
may tighten her gown with turnover collars and cuffs Of fine
white lawn. White waists may be in the
house after three months If she wishes to wear veil let
her choose Of black chiffon and dape small hat
Gloves Should of be black but unless she wishes
deep mourning not at all necessary the
bacbordered handkerchefs The question of mourning
arbitrary it used to be and matter Of
individual taste Indeed many people have horror Of black
prefer to plain dark colors after the death Of
alive When black is it should be as simple as
possible and elaborate trimmings Of crepe should be avoided
QUESTION FOR TOMORROW
CARE OF HYACINTH BULBS.-What shall I do to care
for my blue byacnth9 It has just finished blooming-A
Reader,
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What
Proverb
Does This
Picture
--.s T. ,..-as-s
Represent?
Eighth Week Series.)

To the four persons sending in the
most nearly correct and most original
ly prepared solutions of illustrations
representing proverbs, appearing in
The Journal this week, will be given
cash prizes as follows:
First Prize. ..$3. Second Prize. Sc.
Third Prize. 81. Fourth Prize. 81
One illustration will appear in The
Journal each day this week except
Saturday, and all answers must be in
The Journal office by s am, Wednes-
day, March Is.
Contestants must send in all five
solutions together at the end Of the
week. Do not send them in each day
if you want them to be considered for
prizes.
All answers must be upon Journal
blanks, printed with each Proverb
Picture. Only. one answer allowed on
each blank, but any person may send
in as many sets Of answers as de-
sired.
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SOLUTIONS TO LAST WEEKS PROVERBS.
First-'s Never with your bread and butter.''
Second-"A wager is argument
Third-'' Assertion is proof
Fourth--t Fine feathers make fine birds.'
Fifth-''A All roads lead to Rome.''
LAST WEEKS PRovERB PRIZE WINNERS
First Prize-Niss Anna Brightman, Merriam Park Mimi
Second Prize-Miss Hazel B. Wray, Hastings, MINI.
Y4Ehird Prize-Walter Wilson, Waverly, MINI. : y
Fourth PrzeMiss Mary Distler, ST. Paul, MINI. = ~
= SATURDAYS HIDDEN NAME PUZZLE.
First Girls Prize-Mary Clark, Minneapolis
Second Girls Prize-Emma Nelson, Hastings, MINI.
First Boys Prize-Will c. Wheelock, Minneapolis.
Second Boys Prize-Fred A. Cooke, Minneapolis.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08
The. old Settler. Talks.

SEE by the papers as Guv nor McGill IN
smother fellers in tn legislator wants
the state to- put up big fer marble
statoo O. OF Gov nor Ramsey to put
inter the Hall O. Fame; ain t that what
you call it? I take it that IS place
where the hull country's highrollers' pic
lures N statoos is to be gethered. Now,
I amt got nothin' 'ginst !, OF Gov'ner
:, Ramsey, special seem s he's dead, but
eff we want to git about the best we kin
show to mate the men at done big things
of other states-'n' [ take it thet' S jes
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-03-08
SIZED HIM UP WRONG.

EX-SENATOR ''BIILY'' MASON of Illinois went into a
l. furnishing goods store day two ago and asked to
necktes.
Here are fine ones said the clerk 'for 25 cents
apiece,
''Do look like who would 25cent neck
te?'' demanded the senator.
II beg pardon, the clerk replied ''The lucent
oies On the other counter.''
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SOME OHIO NAIVETE.

OHIO who was recently elected to congress
n to Washington to look around and what his duties
He Hospitality received and Wined and dned
great many times by his colleagues
Before he went home he said to his friends BY George
have had good time have had dinners and breakfasts
and suppers galore to In fact haven't had my
knife out Of my mouth since / struck town. =
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-04-14
American cou,.rv Hotels.


Philadelphia Record: One effect of the
automobile is to direct attention to a dis
,inctively American institution-the coun-
try hotel. Nothing like 1t is to be found
amy whete else. which Is fortunate for per-
sons "ho go anywhere else. English nov
elists aud occasional American travellers
have made Us acquainted with the village
inn of England, and 1t comes near TO be-
Ing ideal. However. uupretentious may
be the exterior. comfort, cleanliness and
courtesy make the interior cheerful. The
food may be heavy, being English, and
the ale heady. but the clean beds and
prompt and willing service make the gen.
eral impression agreeable. In France pow
erty is too oftea a characteristic OF the
country auberge-a battered hut with no
floor but the bare ground in the kitchen.
which is also the dining room. sitting and
bed room OF the landlord and his family.
Yet such Is the cleanliness of the place
and the smiling courtesy of the peoplo
hat the amiable traveller is not disposed
TO complain bitterly. He may go hungry.
but al least he is free from nausea.
Even the desperate poverty of the poor
est French auberge is to be preferred a
thousand times to some OF the hotels Wal
dorf and Deimonico which disgrace so
many American villages. Before this typI.
cal hotel or inside the dirty office are
shirt-sleeved ioungers. who have made
the nickel cigar a widespread curse. The
landlord. also III shirt sleeves. does not
remove his shabby hat on the entrance OF
a guest. and perhaps does not suspend
his game of checkers to receive him. No
foreign s~ervility about him. In the dining
room a slatternly village belle prcsides
over the swarming flies and the pine Ia
b!es with sotled covers. Most persons
would prefer starvation to the greasy food
served In such circumstances.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-04-14
Was Cracked Before.

A CHEEKY little fellow was accustomed
to hear a servant i'll the house always
saying when she broke a dish that IL
was cracked before. AS soon as "a dish
Was roken the servants excuse might
have been heard all over the house-"It
tie lad tumbled downstairs, and his
mother cried in alarm. "Oh. Tommy,
have you broken your hcad?' Tommy
got on his feet, scratched his head. and
said. with a grin, "Never ,miae, mother,
it Was cracked before
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-04-14
All in the Dark.

Ida-Wheu Jack told Mabel he was
going to steal a kiss in the first tun-
mel. she satI y wished there We're
TO tunnels on the road.
Belle-You don't say.
Yes; but after they passed the first
she said. h wished the whole road was
continuous tunnsl."-Chicago
Daily News.
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Wholesale Importation of Wives.

1t is such conditions tina have
aroused the attention of the officials of
the compulsory education department.
SuperinteuGeut Bciine asserts the be-
lief that his Investigations, if success
fut. Will. reveal 4 regular system Of
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-04-14

You may be sure I conned these few
brave words till 1 had them Well by
heart; and later, when my voice was
surer and my eyes less dim. 1
ed Darius n babe him tell me all he
knew. And it was thus I learned what
l have here set down of my fathers
en1
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1905-04-14

So" thought I: MY time has come
at last" And while 1 was yet turning
Over in my mind how best to bait him,
the lady passed out OF earshot, and I
heard him say to the two. his comrades,
that foul thing which l would not re-
peat to Jennifer: a vile boast with
which l may not soil my page here for
you. -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-06-11
The Future Mikado

Both his father and the Mikado, when
babies, had their heads shaved daily by
their nurses II is on record that wIsen
the Emperor was seven days old his
mother displayed her talent as a bar
Der by shaving her sons tiny head
Then, as the hair grew. her chief delight
was TO experiment with various designs
TO discover the most becoming Some
times she shaved the top and rim and
left tonsure, some times a scalp lock
and two other locks only This went on
Tor quite six years Although Prince
Mlechi has twenty-five OF the prettiest
little japanese nurses imaginable. they
are not allowed TO practice their decora-
tive tonsorial powers on the wee prince.
Count kawaimura, a lifelong friend OF
the crown prince, is superintendent OF
the nursery, and he regulates matters in
a very stern fashion for Prince MicchPs
well-being. Not even a silken cushion
goes into the nursery unless the count
has first seen it, and has set his own
hallmark of approval and the princes
seal to it
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Administers a Sharp Re-
Duke to the Butte
Smart Set.

loo far as society is concerned. 1
care nothing about IT. II has
~ absolutely no charms for me -
Before Mrs. William Andrew
Clark. wife of Montana's multi-miIlion-
aire Senator, returned to America from
Paris where she had lived since her
young glrlhood, applying most of her
tirne to the cultivation of her rare
musical talent and to the attainment of
general education, she gave express
sion TO the foregoing remarks
The words have familiar sound
sometimes they are uttered nv the
disappointed man or woman. who an
Plies the tactics of Aesop's familiar fox
III describing the qualities of the grapes
that hang out of reach
Sometimes they are uttered nv the
worn-out devotee of receptions and
balls, before seeking elusive repose in
her boudoir at an early morning hour
without altering the determine ton that
the stern call of duty demands a rene
utton of the same grinding round night
after night, until the invitations cease
tc come.
Sometimes they are uttered because
their author knows Of nothing else to
say-which often occurs In society
Usually remarks of this character pro-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-06-11
almond Eye" Eliminated.

Soon after the Princes birth measures
were taken TO eliminate the almond
eye of his race-a painless little Surgi-
cal operation was performed. An incis-
ion was made on the outer point of the
baby's eyelids in Il straight line for the
barest part of an inch The lasheSewere
then drawn into shape and held firmly
by piece of chemically prepared stick
ing plaster. The wound healed in less
than week, and the effect is that
Prince Micchi does not look a bit like
son OF the Eastern Empire. The en-
bryo Mikado Micchi's wedding is al
ready under serious discussion. and
quite three noble young ladies ssoo-soe
ing with might and main in ffowery
land nurseries have been selected as
candidates for the future rulers partner
III life. BY the time Prince Micchi wants
a wife matters may have progressed
Sc much that he will possibly be al
lowed 10 contract n love match. At
present, however, the law forbids il
Prince Micchi's wife will be, may be has
been, selected from the daughters OF
the five highest families in the land.
In addition, he is also entitled to choose
Inferior wives to the number of eleven
from the best families, and the position
Of such wives is recoGnized.-London
Mail
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Nza(2a1kar2n9AByeycA<E sz~aEuna<

comparison with its treatment of the
fair young matron VINO spoke OF it with
scorn.
Dame Gossip has been disappointed
Society was ready to receive Mrs
Clark with open arms. not only because
of her husbands miilions-not only be-
cause she was the wife of a United
States Senator. but because she was in
every way worthy Of society's attention.
1t was not even called upon to exercise
that leniency which it mas been known
to extend where shortcomings are bal
anced either by fat purse or boosted
lineage. When Mrs. Clarll's name was
the subject OF drawing room counsels.
society voted that She was CONNIE il
faut and that i; would like to know her
Mrs Clark didn't care.
AS long as she could she avoided So
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-06-11

for shoeshop, and he is to be found
there every day in the year, barring
Sundays. bending over his work His
sleeping apartment is shut off from
view by harrow partition. which runs
haf the width of the house In the
pack part is small stove, cold now,
but in which the shoemaker keeps a
roaring fire in the winter time. There
is no need for a furnace the stove Is
sufficient
Once. probably. the house had a dis
tinctiye color. but now it presents a
nondescript appearance. cross between
brown, white, and black Inside, the
rafters are stained a dark hue by the
smoke and dirt of years II is sub
stantial little house in spite of its size,
and no matter how hard the wind blows
Waymah never loses a minutes sfeeD
from fear that he and his house will
be dislodged- As he says it is so close
to the ground that the wiad has a hard
time reaching it.
Wayman is not at all ashamed of
living in the smallest house in the city
Indeed, he is rather proud of the dis
tinction- The house, he says, is fifteen
years old, and he has lived there most
of that time. He was one of the pioneers
il that section of the city, and when
he first moved there hardly house was
to be seen for a quarter of a mile
around, and horses nd cows roamed
about the pastures. which lay on all
sides.
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Married in Msrseilles.

Mrs. Clark was married to the Sena-
l'r TOUR years ago at Marseilies, but
'ae marriage was not announced in this
country until last July. She lived abroad
from the time she was fifteen years old
ah9| during her foreign residence the
man 10 whom her father entrusted her
as ward became, first, sutton, and
lheh husbanG- She studied under the
pest masters, and became proficient not
cnly in music but in other branches of
erudition She speaks four languages
French English, Spanish. and Italian.
English, perhaps. more imperfectIy than
any OF the other tongues. All the pho
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-06-11
Her Season in Washington.

| Here In Washington Mrs. Clark was
not required to manifest her tastes and
establish her veracity in the strenuous
fashion she displayed later in Butte
She passed a season here without ex-
citing notoriety-without going out, but
yet not without receiving recognition
She was not in very good health at the
time the Senator brought her to his
nome on Massa chusettS avenue near
Dupont circle, next to the lot upon which
the Stuart castle formerly stood, and
upon which, according to rumor, the
Montana Senator will in future erect
a magnificent residence. She was also
lin mourning" on account of IT, lain
or relative.
as custom requires in the case of the
Wi1e or new Senator, she distributed
her cards IN the homes Of those to whom
the courtesy was due. The black bor-
ger informed the recipients that n re-
turn call was not necessary. Nevertbe-
iess' number were made. and they
were followed by invitations to social
events All OF Which were acknowledged
oul oechheo. by social secretary en-
ployed by Mrs. Clark, it would seem,
solely for this purpose
Home duties and the tender c.-.s 30
nave SO lar been supreme
IN the thoughts of the woman who
really cares nothing for society,"" Mrs.
lark mas daughter over two wears
old. and she declared in the intery,ew
given in Paris. OF which the introduce
ton to this Grticle is a part. speaking
OF her favorite musical instrument
Out now my harp throbs no more
1here you sea it standing, shrouded as
1t mas been for more than two years.
All the music thai is in me goes to NV
baby"