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The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03
Coal ORDERS Promptly Filled.

l will deliver Consolidated Coal Co.
deep-mined coal on short notice You
can order by telephone, No. Ga. have
TO pay cash and must receive cash on
delivery Of coal.
z.4.tf "A. VAUGHN, Agent.
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03
Shsf yo1e 0yoo, 0p0n your ss0uf,
and o0O what Issok will hrIn0 y0v."

Many a woman is weak and sick,
nervous and discouraged. She suffers
from headache, backache and other ills
She wants to be well, but all she does
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03

ABSTRACT OF STATEMENT FOR THE
YEAR ENDING DECEMBER 81, 1904.
OF the condition and affairs of the Phenix
Insurance Company of Brooklyn, N. y,
organized under the laws of the state Of New
Of the state of North Dakota, in pursuance
of the laws of said state.
President, George p. Sheldon.
Vice President, George Ingraham.
: Secretary, Charles F. Roster.
Principal Office, 16 Court street, Brooklyn
New York.
Attorney for service in the state Of North
Dakota:
Name, Commissioner of Insurance.
Location, Bismarck.
Organized or incorporated, September 10,
1858.
Commenced business, September 10, 1858.
CAPITAL.
Amount Of capital stock paid
up in full .......... -. s., 200, 900. 90
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03

ABSTRACT OF STATEMENT : FOR THE
YEAR ENDING DECEMBER 81, 1904.
OF the condition and affairs of the Royal
organized under the laws Of the Kingdom Of
Great Britain. made to the commissioner Of
insurance of the state Of North Dakota, in
pursuance of the laws of said state.
Principal Office, SO Wall street, New York
City.
Attorney for service in the state of North
Dakota:
Name, Commissioner of Insurance.
Location, Bismarck.
Organized or incorporated, May 81, 1846.
Commenced business in u. S., 1851.
ASSETS.
Value of real estate owned by
the. company ........ 80. 81, ,57e, 900. es
Loans on bonds and mortgages $40, 200. 90
United States stocks and bonds,
railroad bonds and stocks,
state, city, county and other
Bank stocks and other corpora.
tion stocks ......... ..... 222, ,l5s. AZ
Cash on hand and in bank 80. l22, 1885. II
Interest due and accrued -. 40, csc. 40
Premiums in course of collec.
ton and transmission ...... $40, ,632 20
Bills receivable, not matured,
taken, for FIRE .....;.. -. s.1sb.s4
Rents due and accrued 5000. II 1871. 81
All other sums due the com.
Unadmitted assets ..... ss,lls.u
Total assets ........ $. 40, ,sa2 81
Gross claims for
losses adjusted
and unpaid -. $ SO, ,652.17
Gross claims for
losses upon which
no action has
been taken -. 425, 5,l65.lS
Losses resisted by
the company :. 5e,25s.oo
Total gross amt
of claims for
Deduct e reinsar. II; '''S '''''''
ance and salvage
claims thereon 13l,s96.SS
Net amount of
unpaid losses 5 400, lie. .02
Amount of .unearned premiums
on all outstanding risks -: 1854 1896. .e7
Due for commissions and
brokerage ...... .... ..... l5,624.57
Total ........ go. ....... $4,e5o. .lls. .se
All other liabilities .......... 404, ,s4l. .46
~ ~ RECEIPTS. ''''''''
Premiums received during the
, year i'll cash .............. S., ,a65 ,678. 90
Interest and dividends received
during the year ...... go. 1877 ,242 80
Rents received during the year It's, ,o7O. .12
Amount received from all other
sources .......... 49,. :. 1889 .2ss .as
DisBURsEMENTS. '~'''''
Losses paid during the year. s.. .seo, 200. 10
Paid for commissions and
brokerage ........ :. ..... 8S5, ,5<S. As
Paid for salaries, fees and
other charges ........ 80. So5, ,0:s. .ce
Paid for taxes ....... ...... 1883, 1855
Amount of all other disburse-
ments .......... :. ...... 1905, ,4sl.6e
Total disbursements :. -. 50, sos, los. 80
NORTH DAKOTA BUSINESS.
Total risks taken during the
year ...... 71A ,Oo7 5S
Total premiums received dur.
ing the year .......... -. IL, ,305 ~
Total losses incurred during
the year ........ ......... 4,l22 80
Total amount of losses paid
during the year ........... 5,107.l7
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
OFFICE OF COMMISSIONER OF INSURANCE.
I, L. c, Cooper, Commissioner of Insurance
of the state Of North Dakota, do hereby
certify that the foregoing is true abstract Of
the original statement now on file in this
Office.
In testimony whereof, l have hcreunto set
my hand and affixed the seal of this Office
at Bismarck, this goth day of April A. D. 1905.
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
OFFICE OF COMMISSIONER OF INSURANCE.
!, Z. c. Cooper, Commissioner of Insurance
of the state OF North Dakota, do hereby
certify that the foregoing is true abstract Of
the original statement now file in this
Office.
In testimony whereof, | have hereunto set
my hand and affixed. the seal of this Office
at Bismarck, this goth day of April, a. d. 1905.
Z. c. COOPER,
(sEAL) Commissioner of Insurance.
A. ROLLING DeDutv
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
OFFICE OF COMMISSIONER OF INSURANCE.
/, L. {. Cooper, Commissioner of Insurance
of the state Of North Dakota, do hereby
certify that the foregoing is true abstract Of
the original statement now on file in this
Office.
In testimony whereof, l have hereunto set
my hand and affixed the seal of this Office
at Bismarck, this goth day of April, A. D. 1905.
- E. c. CooPER,
(sEAL) Commissioner of Insurance.
\. ROLLING, Deputy.
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03

NORTH DAKOTA BUSINESS.
Total premiums received during
the year .........$ SS4.oS
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03
STATE OF. NORTH DAKOTA,
OFFICE OF COMMISSIONER OF Insurance.
COMPANY'S CERTIFICATE OF

Whereas, The Phenix Insurance Company
of Brooklyn, corporation organized under
the laws Of New York, has filed in this Of
flee a sworn statement exhibiting It condition
and business for the year ending December
81, 1904, conformable to the requirements
of the laws Of this state, regulating the husi.
ness of insurance; and,
Whereas, The said company has filed in
this Office a duly certified copy of its charter
with certificate of organization in compliance
with the requirement of the insurance laws
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srATE OF NORTH DAKOTA.

=. STATE OF NOKTH UAkOIA, =
OFFICE OF CoNMIssIoNKR OF INsulANcI.
I, E. c. Cooper, Commissioner of Insurance
of the state Of North DAKOTA, do hereby,
certify that the foregoing is true abstract Of
the original statement now on file in this
Office.
In testimony whereof. have hereunto set
my hand and affixed the seal of this Office
at D'snsarekp is'seth day Of April, a. p. 1905.
(sEALl Commissioner Of Insurance.
A. ROLLING Denutv
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03

Total disbursements 49,. -. So, ,7O2 ,736 /;
NORTH DAKOTA BUSINESS.
Total risks taken during the
year ....... ...... .......s CIT ,254 .ot
Total premiums received during
the year ........ ...... :. 5,OS2 %;
Total losses incurred during the
year ........ -. ........ 0,421. 8;
Total amount of losses paid dur
ing the year ........ 49,. IL ,lSO. 8;
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03

Value of real estate owned by
the company ........ .....
Loans on bonds and mortgages
United States stocks and bonds
Railroad bonds and stocks %.
State, city, county and other
bonds ....... go. ........
Bank stocks ...... ..........
Other corporation stocks 500.
Loans on collateral security :.
Cash on hand and in bank. :.
Interest due and accrued ....
Premiums in course of collec.
ton and transmission .....
Rents due and accrued ......
The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1905-06-03
LOTS!

We own and have for sale
the following lots in Dickin-
son, N. D.:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
THE WISE JUDGE.

REPRESENTATIVE Dnsmore Of Arkan
as tells of a rural justice of the peace
in that state who was approached by
man desiring a divorce. The jus
tice was in a quandary. Calling the
bailif o his side. he whispered;
whats the law on this p'int?'
you can't do it, was the reply.
IT'S out of your jurisdiction"
The husband, observing the conful-
ta.ion between the two officials, anx-
iously interiected: I'm will.n' to pay
well; got the money right here Is
this sock!"
At this the justice assumed his gray
est judicial air Adjusting his spec
tacles. he said:
"You know'd before you came here
hat twarnt for me 20 separate huS
band and wife; and yet you not only
take up the valuable time of this here
court with you talkin' but actually
propose 20 bride me with money! Now
how much have you got in thai sock
Bout six dollars and a half, yo
honah"
IAN right, Then fine you - iol
bribery ana SI5l for takin' mp my
time with a case outer my jurisdic
ton. and may the Lord have mercy
on your soul!"-Collier's Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
BRYAN AND HIS SON.

Tic following good Story Is going
The rounds of the press: .t
JUS after young Billy Bryan's AR
gument' with his rrOfes. OF that gain
ed for him a suspension from schoo'
and a subsequent readmission on the
grounds that he was right In his con
tenton the youngster fell afoul OF
William j. Senior The wo we're dis
Gus ing he Buckner movement when
Mr.. Bryan was defeated for thc presi-
dency. With his usual fervor MT
Bryan declared that those so-called
Democrats who supported BucSner
were traitors. yes. my son. do not
call tIem boilers. They we're far
worse. They were traitors. sir.
But" replied young William ar;le;'-
~ hoping to catch the old gentle
nan for once. Just tell ne, sir, how
I shall call these former Republicans
who embraced the cause of free sill
vcre" Quick as 4 flash Mr. Bryan
gave answer Cali them converts
nav boy Yes. converts Is thc bes'
name 7 can think of on 50 hort q
notice"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
I 4 COOP IMAM GONE.

The sudden- death Of John A.. Miller
Sr.. At niselsome in this city last night
removes-'from Cairo one of its best
known most uteful and highly es
feemed citizens. He was man of
strong personality, great force of char
acter. and large capacity. Prominent
IN the business and commercial life
of the city, a man of progressive and
enterprising spirit, broad ideas and
fine generosity. he has played prom
linen. and worthy part in the affairs
OF Cairo for many years. He was in
many respects most unusual man;
in all respects a strong one. BY his
thorough business methods he accum-
uIated a comfortable fortune, But
his was no misery nature and al
though his influence grew gear by
year his charity grew with it and Cal
no had no more philanthroplc citizen
Many homes in this city of which
the world does not know could tel
eIoquently OF his kindness and sym
pathy.
Much could and should be writer
about John A. Miller, but in this has
IN tribute, penned just as the Bulle
tin is going to press, justice canno
be done His death comes with sucl
a shock that words are bat poor We
hicle for the grief the Bulletin feels
The citizens of Cairo will learn will
sadness this morning of their loss
Only yesterday he was in good healtt
and a live, moving force in our bust
ness and social life. This morning
he Is gone. I. is tragic lesson o
the uncertainty Of life and the immut
ability of death
A great and good man has passe'
10 his reward.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

still further refining.
eTolst6i illustrates both tho turning
over Of a new leaf and growth in
righteousness. He was As years cd
when he exchanged the rewards of
Ii erature for the delights Of moral
philosophy, and for twentyn.ne years
his voice. more and more distinct
above the hum of business the dis
cord Of politics. and the clash of arms
has been repeating to the uttermo-t
parts of the earth. Thou shall love
the Lord, thy God, with all thy heart
ana thy neighbor as myself
"Hopc stands next to love in tho
Influence which it oxerts With l.
mans possible helpfulness dehes fix.
ed mutations; without it, his power
for evil is almost boundless. Victor
Hugo has defined the mob as the hi
man race in misery. and misery
might be defined as hopeless suffer
ing. Hope enables us to bear our
trials with patience. Mich is but the
beginning Of the day to one who
awaits the dawn and the day itself
is dark to one to whom the sun is hid
den
I'VE owe il to others as well as to
ourselves 10 make the most of cur
opportunities. for no one liyeth unto
| himself. Our lives are so interwoy-
IN with the lives about us that no
one can fan without hurting his com
rades aud no one can resist tempta'
len without strengthening his fe'-
lows Through hope we fix our eyes
upon the ideal and then we endeayor
to make our lives one long ascent
toward the realization of that ideal.
mo conception of life Is a worthy
one that is not broad enough to in
clude both the mortal and the immor-
tai and no ideal is a noble one that
does not lead to the harmonious de-
velopment of body. head and heart
The body can not be neglected for II
is the earthly tenement of the mind
and the soul II must be strong to do
ITS masters work. The food. the drink
the apparel, the exercise and the re-
creation that fit the body for the
maximum Of usefulness are desirable
this is the test. Any less Is insult
fcient, any more would be harmful.
All. habits of body or mind that con-
tribute to ones usefulness-and all
habits either help or hinder-are
good habits; any habit which i'm
pedes cne's progress is indefensible
and should be abandoned.
IF to "a sound mind in a sound
body we add sound heart we have
basis upon which to build the highest
type OF manhood and womanhood.
Every consideration Of self, Of fam
iIyl of nation and Of church impel
rs TO dedicate each new year to
! greater endeavor and to larger ser
vim -
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

nay roll was m. tNrongh md hen
The lucky ones received fu!i back pe
for all the time they hal waited Tor
their assignments NJ st Of the 100
janitors and policemen went home
and presumably received their future
earnings by mail The Chicago com
mit:e had not commenced to come
doyn and things were pretty quer.
Il frequently thought abont Rec
and often wondered if be had man1s
ed 70 get fixed. One day noticed
his good-lumored face sin che aring
he urroundirgs It didn't lo-k r ght
to me. Ii he hadn't got ais lob he
wouldn't lie in Springfield. and if he
had got It he shouldn't be In the capt
tal. Il seemed like unjust discr.ml
nation. if he had job, 70 single him
out and keep him away from his fam
iIy and business just TO draw as lit
tie old warrant every two week..
During a lull in the house one day
we met and asked him what he was
doing.
Why he said, hey fo'd me
would ju [ have 80 az around.
but, said, didn't yon get your
job?
ibid he get his job? Vel should
say ne did. He wasn't minister to
Dahomcy He va assistant up1rin-
'endent Of ven ilatien, in charge OF
three windows on one side of the
house. If the session had lated until
summer he might have been asked 10
open those windows. As II was his
activities were Of on confined 20 draw
ing hts pay in person, under the cir
cumrtances a most unneee. sary hard.
ship. could never see the justice OF
forcing him to stay in Springfield
when he really needed the time in
St. Louis"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
NAVY PROMOTIONS.
Secretary Morton VIII See That
These Receiving Them Merit
Them.
Rr the Associated press.

BY the Associated Press.
Washington, Jan. G,- Score airy
Moron will socn take up the question
If examinations for promotion in the
navy. He believes these examina-
lions should be the real test of an
officers fitness for promotion and
he meanD to make them so. An Of
1cer who cannot pass an examination
for promotion to the next higher
grade will be required to remain IN
his present grade until he can pass
3uch examination.
Minister Allen has informed the
state department that he has been
advised by the Korean government
that a Japanese vessel has landed
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
MRS. CHADWICK HAS
100000 WORTH OF DIAMONDS

BY the Associated Press.
Cleveland, O., Jan. G.-The Plain.
Healer says investigation into the
charge that large quantities Of "a
nonds and jewels were smuggled in
10 this country by parties returning
from Europe with Mrs. Chadwics has
resulted in the location by the Unit
ed States of some 100000 worth of
gems and diamonds. Admission was
made that the location Of the jew ls
has been unearthed but further than
this the authorities refuse to lis
cuss the matter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

The above Is a correct statement of
the circulation of the Cairo Bulletin,
daily and Sunday, on the dates stated,
month Of December, 1904.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager
Subscribed and sworn 70 before me
this thirty-first day Of December, 1904.
E. L. GILBERT.
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
@HoPE."

Following Is the New Year editorial
Of William J. Bryan in this weeks
Commoner under the heading Of
Hope"
Hope presides over the years
birth and bids Ils be of good cheer.
Old things are passed away; behold
all things are become nevis a
greeting which contains infinite en-
couragemcnt. The page is clean; we
can write what we will upon il. Mem
org whispers. Make 1t brighter
page than the last one. and Hope
answers will Hope is the begin
Ming 81 refern; and who has passed
heennd us need1 None SO good that
they may bot improve: none 50 bad
that they might not De worse; none
81 young bit that some false steps
AafE already been akoa nan9 % old
<.f.fz1f4.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
TO DEFEAT THE eRAFTERs.

Democrats in the present Illinois
legislature are numerically weak,
Dut what Is lacked In voting strength
s more than made up in aggression
md watchfulness of the public inter.
es.s. The scant minority In the legls
lature that has just opened has al
-eady rendered a large service to the
eoplc Of the state in the prompt and
vigorous warfare on the system OF
graft" which has of late years been
all 100 noticeable and successful In
IT'S operations at the state capitol
Chief among the schemes employed
recently to illch money from the
treasury to pay political debts of the
party in power is padding the pay
roll" To such an extent has this
,rown that It has become nothing
hort of a disgrace. II is estimated
has nearly Two hundred persons
rev salaries during the last legsla-
u-e for which they gave absolutely
othing in the way Of labor. They
we're placed on the pay rolls as super
tenden and assistant superintend-
lnts of this and that, and many Of the
inecures were so absurd that II
! you'd be amusing il II were not such
| serious matter The state treasury
was by these political tit suckers
'ooted OF thousands Of dollars, The
irst thing the Democratic minority
| iidgwhen the caucus met at Spring
4 ieid this week was to adopt ringing
resolutions against this nefarious
,ystem OF plumber. Committees were
appointed to further the war on It
and IL is gratifying to state that
enough Republicans have joined with
he Democrats to formulate a plan
By which this wholesale graft will be
! defeated at the present sitting.
The Democratic party, therefore
has therefore already rendered tbs
people Of the entire state a great and
faluabld service.
"a good Illustration Of the padding
the pay rolf graft is brought out in
1 m interview in the Chicago Record
Herald with Mr. Hoyt King of tha'
city. secretary of he Legislative Not
ers' league.
Il was an interested spectator from
seat in the lobby of The first days
ioings at Springfield during the las
session" says Mr.. King. Il was there
o learn something Of the mysterie;
If special appropriations, and one o
my first and best ms meters was |
pleasant. affabie young colored MAJ
named Rice. He came up TO me OF
he first day. cordially said, Howdy
md sat down TIE conversation
lrifted from one topic to another un
ill finally asked him if he was INFER
rs. ed in some bill.
mo, he said. I just came up {
gil on de pay roll.
THAT TO me was a rather novel wa,
If putting il. / wondered in wha
. special capacity he wanted 20 sery
the state and made further inquiry
:; oh he said, most anything.
r lust want 20 git on dc pay roll. Wan
TO e.. it fixed up 50 | can git away
! got some business in St Louis 10 d
soon as can git away
1T developed that Rice was an al
! torney from Mound City, where b
! aizo held a political job He wa
{ bright and capable and did not que'
I ion his ability to hold two polltica
: jobs at the same time.
s 4 did not zee much Of Rice afte
4 the e~st day. Some forty days clap
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
SHERIFF Will SELL a CITY.

BY the Associated Press.
South Bend. Ind. Jan. G.-The sher
III of Laporte county was gwen au-
tnority in a writ Of execution isrued
IN TIC circuit cour in South Bead
to-day 70 sell Michigan City. Ind, 10
satisfy d judgment against that c.,y
fer eleven thousand dollars in favor
of Agnes II. Phillips. The writ is a
result Of a suit sled IN the Laparte
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
Can't Afford 1t.

Mrs. Jenks-I haven't heard you
speak of Florida this winter Blu. then
your lungs are not weak this year.
Mrs. Wise-No. and they're not
likely to he unless my husbands bus
mess improves.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

The exports Of manufactured irCn
and steel from the United Kingdom
In 1903 was the largest for many
years. There was, however, a re
markable decrease in the export of
jthe plates and shee s from England
o the United States in the years 1902
lnd 1903. During the year 1901 10.
s22 tons were exported in 1902, 6b,
l42 tons. and in. 1908. 5D,G7i tons.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

extended search in Alaska the United
States may again include tin among
It's important metallic produc S. Lode
has been found in the Lost River dis
sfict. about thirty miles east Of Cape
Prince OF Wales. Prospecting is now
going on in tbs locality, and the ont
look appears to be good.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
DIR. HlRscH ILL.
Rx the Associated Press.

Chicago. Jan. Or Emil 6. Hlrsch
a well-known Jewish leader and pas
tor of the Sinai congregation, is sick
with an aggravated case of bronchi-
tbs and la grippe. No symptoms OF
pneumonia have yet been manifest.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
FOREST coNcRzcs RESOLUTION


Wa h.neton. Jan. G.--The commit
tee on re oludons presented its re-
port to the Forest congress his afl
tcrnoon. The resolutions as adopted
urge on all legislative bodies full pro-
lection and preservation of forests,
ana make suggestions having the
same end In view.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
CIRCULATION STATEMENT.

Average daily and Sunday for
one year, ending December 81,
1904 .................. 1923
Average daily and Sunday for the
month Of December, 1904. 2065
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
"Frenzied Finance"

4 saw case of frenzied finance
this morning that interested me very
much"
Where and what was i.?'
Couple of women on the straet
car Each one insisted on paying the
others fare
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

Col. Henry Watterson who Is win
tering in Paris complains hat the
French capital isn't as gay as il used
to be. Still. the colonel can make it
cut. as he doesn't complain of it be
ing dry.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

Andrew Carnegie spurns a British
peerage offered by Scotland. To be a
great American citizen is good enough
for Uncle Andy, and he honors bo;h
himself and America in his decision.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07
couIdn,t Afford II.

Physician-"Do you have any
chronic trouble with your stomach"
Patient with an impatient snorD-
Doctor, my salary is only sl4 a
week
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-01-07

A New York preacher says: Don't
get drunk in the first place That's
right diversity your patronage -
Memphis CommerciaI-Appeal. =