The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-03
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HERE is every indication that the Russian party
is full of trouble the fat trying to pour him
self into his the top berth of Pullman with
out bullying the edge when there Daughter of Re-
bekah, with her berth made up, sitting comfortably her
seat the aisle.
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One of the hardest Jobs bearded man has is to live up
General Lnevitchs latest picture indicate that
the old has been pushed thru the center for four yards
gain and has been jumped by the heavyweghs of the
opposing 'eevens. go.
scientific writer who has dabbed in photography WON
ders because right side up who is not satisfied
with things visible they should on his head and
relieve his mind.
On, do you remember Mary Lucy, Jane Ann Annie
Sarah Alice, Elizabeth, Lizzie Susan Julia and Fannieq
And today playing around Iva Gwendolne Violetta
Desiree and Gladys.
want to them old girls!
The Brooklyn Eagle has discovered that the emperor Of
Japan is also Irish being McArdoo
Obese persons will be learn that their fairness
is sign Of degeneracy Dr. e. K;soh Of Prapna has Az
am1ned 4SS Of fairness found the seata
OF degeneracy in many Of them In where
the fat appeared infancy, the was always able to
ma numerous signs OF degeneracy In those in whom
obesity developed later in life the symptoms were less COM
but could still be found in many cases. Now them
Fatty will you chase nothing around the block before
BREAKFAST $500.
Rev. Dr. shanks Of Milwaukee has played pretty mean
trick his infant Little Lean Shans be the name
of Dr. Shanks boy despite the mothers vigorous protests
The given honor Of Dr. Little Of the
cal school, Evanston, Ill., and Dr. Lean presiding elder Of
the Milwaukee district Of the Methodist Episcopal church.
This is unhandsome advantage to take Of the little fe-
low Think how he is going suffer from it when he gets
out among the boys who will doubtless call him Fatty
Shanks.
The cgae fend is not booked for that comfortable spry
feeling many of old fellows have 80
and square off in front Of vcuals This partly
by Uncle Sans opinion of the cigaret fighter
E'seventeen young in Enporia Kan, examined
for the here few days ago., says William Allen
White Ony three accepted The others rejected,
each and every of them, for defects inrmtes
caused by the of tobacco and 80 per Of those
jected smoked cigares These young yet and
looked strong and hearty In ten twenty years. accord
to the DOCTOR they will begin to break and their earning
capacity will begin In thirty years. when they
should in the prime their manhood between As and
S. most of these young will be the SHELF burden to
their famiies.''
Don't wallop your kid. Show him.
Evangelist Billy Sunday swooped down on Canon City,
Co.. the other day and took the town by storm In fact he
has caused bigger sensation than hot political campaign
Thus far in his assault Mr. Sundays sedgehammer blows
have been directed largely at the ministry and Indifferent
church members Many Of the latter he Declares have be-
'sou1ding brass and tnkng oymbals'' He states
that churches have to seed and have become mil
dewed In recent sermon he shot this bolt:
Being church member will not you; hell is
full Of church members that their feet sticking
out of the windows.
This has aroused the antagonism Of Of the church
people and the consequent srup causing bitterness Mr.
Sundays brand Of salvation is not first peaceab, then
GENTLE easy to be entreated etc., etc. He hits tn ebal
the and sometimes travels way around the bases
foul tip But he the and his roofing is
thing to be remembered
When Rev. Charles Erdman speaking 1900 people
in West Philadelphia "Fanny Crosby Sunday Little
Tootse crushed by the weight Of nfane sud
denly burst into tears loud and plenty. The babys sob
bng could have been heard for four blocks and would
thrown blush of shame into factory whistle AS it be-
evident that the infant going into permanent
mourning it quite plain that Mr.. Erdman annoyed
But he is resourcef and at the time tactful
and he suddenly announced that he thought would be vel
for the audience to sing the hymn of Fanny Crosby about
which he then speaking Twelve hundred voices took
the refrain but and above them all triumphanty
Tootsies shr pan for Toots had both lungs htched
it's little wall and pumping noise for keeps But by
the hymn began to get the advantage Everybody caugh
the spirit and in little time and by strong perseverance
on part of the audience the notes Of the famous
switched noisy baby off the quiet sdetrack of
while the meeting again swung safely forward the mal
line.
The next time baby loosens it's song at starting tn
nails from the shingles and knocking out the panels Of tn
chamber DOORS might be we'll to of Fanny Crosby
soothing syrup songs the infant. "A. j. R.
What Women Want to K1z0w.