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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-26
Valuable ManOa
Properties.
AT AUCTION
ON SATURDAY, DEC. is
AT 70 O'CLOCK NOON.

At my salesroom, S57 Kaahumanu
street, 1 will sell at public auction the
following valuable properties of the
HENRY WATERHOUSE ESTATE,
situate in upper Manoa valley, in the
vicinity of the residences of Mr.. E.
b McClanahan and Mr.. J. Ena.
LOT NO. CONTAINS an area of 81
$40 acres and comprises valuable resi-
dence sites and pasture and agricul-
tural land This land has a frontage
of about 1900 feet On the new govern
ment road in eastern Manoa.
LOT NO. "A finely situated tract
of / 75-100 acres. making a lovely home
site. Quite long frontage on new
government road.
LOT NO. 1851 100 acre of taro patch-
es now under cultivation.
LOT NO AUST the property asked
for every day 2 11-100 acres. comprls-
ms, a. good country residence with
large cottage, stables, and bathing
pool. The residence portion is We'll
grown with fruit and shade trees, ana
has a stream running through. Ihere
is a good portion of this lot that can
be used for fruit and vegetables, ana
pasture. Frontage on new government
road.
LOT NO. $50 acre of growing taro.
LOT NO. 6-S9-100 acre of growing
taro.
These are ideal properties for invest
ment or for residence sites in the love-
Hest of Oahus valleys and reauliy
reached by a pleasant drive from the
CITY. Maps and further particulars at
NV Office, S57 Kaahumanu street.
Las Z MORGAN.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-26

The gambling fraternity are becon1-
ing afraid to stand trial, evidently.
The following short record in the po-
brevity:
Friday, November "a, 1s05.-The
Territory of Hawaii VS.. Chas. Moore.
From November q, 1905. Charge en-
tered November 9, 1906. F. E. Thomp-
son, Attorney and Defendant.
Defendant withdraws plea of not
guilty and interposes Plea of guilty
Sentenced to pay a fine of $500 and
costs of court, $500, and police fees,
81 OO''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-26

the Koolau district of Maui, and east
ern Kauai
Ocean steam arrivals for the week
have been the Doric from the Orient,
I. S. n. tender Supply from Guam, the
Mongolia and the Nevadan from San
Francisco. Departures have been the
Doric for San Francisco and the Mon
gOlia for the Orient
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-26
BLACKLIST OF DRUNKARDs.

All Honolulu drunkards have been Of
ficially blacklisted. so that they may
be refused drink in the saloons. A
correspondent states that nearly all
on the list are steamship men" But
if Honolulu's blacklist law does not
work better than London's the marin
ers have no need for alarm.-Examiner.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-26
JAS. F. MORGAN,
AUCTIONEER.
A Fine Chance
FOR
INVESTMENT
FROM MONDAY, NOV. 81 UNTIL
DEC. 81, 1905,

FROM MONDAY, NOV. 81 UNTIL
DEC. 81, 1905.
/ will sell valuable lots in the Kapio-
lani tract, King street, near the Ka-
mehameha schools, at very low prices.
The size of these lots are so feet by
100 feet, and contain 5000 square feet.
These lots were formerly sold at $500
each, but during the time mentioned
above, will sell them at $3.50 each
The purchaser can pay $40 down and
the balance at the rate of $40 per
month.
The title is good, and agreements to
buy, and deeds of sale will be given by
Mr.. A. Lewis, Jr., Attorney.
The first purchaser can have first
choice of lots. Call at my office, where
maps can be seen.
We will show intending purchasers
over the property.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-11-26

The teacher had been telling the class
about the rhinocero5 family. Now,
hume soma things said she that it
IS very dangerous re get near to and
thac have horns "Auton1obiles!' re-
piled little Jennie Jones, promptly
New York World.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
His Wisest Pupil.

AS a teacher, Carlyle was a strict
and gloomy discip1inarian, whose
large, glowing eyes constantly shot
forth wrath. His mere scowl, writes
a Scottish lawyer in some reminiscent
es Of the days when he was one OF
Carlyle's pupils in Kirkcaldy, would
hush the whole school, while he often
made us writhe under his sarcasm.
One morning just as we were enter.
ing the schoolroom, a donkey ap'
peared on the playground, and one OF
the scholars, named Bill Hood, rushed
to mount the animal, and attempted
to ride it into the classroom. The
dohKey was induced to carry it's rider
over the threshold amid shout OF
laughter and cheers from the boys
Just as Bill was squirting the donkey
into the masters desk Carlyle ap'
peared.
We expected a tremendous explo
sion of wrath, but instead the Chelsea
sage burst into a roar of laughter.
Finally, the master spoke.
THAT" he said, els the wisest and
best scholar Kirkca1dy has yet sent
me; he is fit to be your teacher" He
tapped the donkey's head, as he was
wont to do ours, and continued:
There's something here, far more
than in. the skulls of any of his breth'
ern before me-"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
WOMEN As POLE HUNTERS.
Need Less Oxygen Than Wen and Al.
ready lave Cold Feet.

Need Less Oxygen Than Men and Al
ready Have Cold Feet.
Tire women r. going with Peary
on his polar exploration trip. But
they are only booked for a part Of the
way. When the real difficulties may
be expected they will turn back to
warmth and civilization.
This is disappointing. If women
want to put a stop to such accusations
as that recently made by .Labouchere,
that they cannot. fight and therefore
should not vote, they ought not to
back out of such expeditions as that
Of Peary
By nature, women are adapted to
discovering the poles. The scientists
tell us that women breathe with the
upper part of their lungs and need less
oxygen than men. That is why they
can stand corsets and keep warm in
diaphanous garments when a mar
wants a summer o%vercoat. That is
why they are so partial to ices. That
is why they seldom complain of cold
feet after tripping through the slush
in slippers. What is needed, in order
to speedily find the North pole, is ar
expedition whose members won't get
cold feet.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Gratitude Well Expressed.

Sault Ste. Marie, Mich, Aug. 14th.-
Mr.. G. L. Smith, painter and decora-
tor, whose home is at 800 Anne street,
this city, makes the following state
ment:
II vas laid up with some kind of
pains. Some said it was Lumbago,
other Sciatica and others again Rheu.
matism. A few of my friends sug
gested that it vas lead poison, but
whatever it was it gave. me a great
deal of pain; in fact, almost complete
ly crippled me. l had to use two
canes to walk about, and even then it
was a very painful task.
"A friend advised me to try Dodd's
Kidney Pills and l began the treat.
ment. After l had used the first box !
was able to throw away one of the
canes and was considerably improved.
The second box Strengthened me up SO
that l could go about free from pain
without any assistance, and very soon
after I was completely cured, we'll and
happy, without a pain or an ache
Dodd's Kidney Pills seemed to &c
right to the spot in my case and. they
Will always have my greatest praise
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Good Foliage; Good Fruit.

@
There is a saying among some
orchardists that good foliage means
good fruit. While this is not true in
every respect, yet it is true that good
foliage is necessary if we are to have
a large amount of fruit. The growing
apple cannot use food material that
has come up through the tree directly
from the roots. 1t must pass up
through the tree and into the limbs
and leaves, in which latter place it is
combined with the carbon from the
air, and is then ready to be carried
back to the fruit, into which it passes
and is used in the development of the
tender cells that form the flesh of the
apple as well as every other part of it.
1t is obvious, therefore, that the
amount of fruit the tree can produce
will be regulated largely by the amount
of material that a be prepared in
the leaves. If, therefore, blight and
rust, or caterpillars are permitted to
destroy the leaves, the preparation OF
food is stopped, and no more
fruit car be developed. Many a farmer
has seen his trees defoliated when the
fruit was half grown, and has seer
that fruit ripen without increasing in
size. This was because Of this same
lack of foliage. Therefore the protec.
ton of the foliage becomes one of the
most important objects of the intelli.
gent o%rchardist. Therefore he sprays
his trees with fungicides and with in.
secticides that he may have a healthy
foliage during the entire growing sea
son.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
The BLIGHT spore.

Professor Craig, of Cornell Uni.
versity, has for several years
been studying the cause of blight
on the pear tree, apple and
other fruits. No greater result has
been obtained, and none more neces.
sary to the understanding of blight.
than his discovery of the character of
the spore itself. 1t has always beer
supposed that blight spores were
blown by the wind, and that certain
warm winds, in moist weather, carried
the spores to numerous trees, where
they terminated quickly. But he has
discovered that the spore is g%lutinous,
that is, sticky, and is transported only
by adhesion to some moving object.
The object most commonly used as a
point of adhesion for the spore is the
honey bee. Hence the problem re.
solves itself Unto several others. one
of which is the coating of the tree
affected by the blight with something
that will prevent the bees from visit
ing it and carrying the spores to the
blossoms and tender leaf ends of
healthy trees.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Dr.. Braman and the FiddIers.

The Rev. Milton P. Braman, D. D.,
for thirty-ive years pastor of the
First Church of Danvers, Mass, retir.
ing in 1861, was widely known as a
preacher and theologian. He was,
however, conservative to the point OF
bigotry, and eccentric withal. One OF
his eccentricities was his determined
opposition to instrumental music in
church, which he seemed to regard as
little short of sacrilege. Therefore, it
may readily be understood that when
the parish introduced a first and
second violin and bass as accompani-
ment to the singing of the choir, the
Doctors ire was aroused, and he took
no pains to conceal it.
On the Sunday after the %introduc.
ton of the carnal instruments, when
the preacher rose to nounc the
first hymn, he did it in this wise:
THE choir will now please to fiddle
and sing to the glory of God the Tooth
Psalm"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
JUDGE Peabody,s yrate Client.

Some years ago the husband Of an
irish lady in Portland, Maine, found
himself in difficulty, requiring the ser.
vices of an attorney. So the wife,
who managed affairs, went to a lead.
ing C which she'd employed be.
fore, only to find it had been secured
by the other side. Inquiring who
she'd better employ, Lawyer Peabody,
now a justice of the supreme judicial
court of Maine, was recommended. He
was engaged, but the opposite party
won.
A few days later an acquaintance,
referring to her misfortune, asked
the lady If she had counsel.
Yes, l did," she emphatica1ly re.
piled. II had Paybody, and l might
just as well had nobody"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
In Doubt About the Head.

Patrick Murphy, while passing down
fremont street, Boston, was hit on the
head by a brick which fell from a
building in process of construction.
One of the first things he did after
being taken home and put to bed was
TO send for a lawyer.
A few days later he received word
to call, as his lawyer had settled the
case. He called and received five
crisp, new 500 bills.
"How much did you get?" he asked.
1.-TWO thousand dollars" answered
the lawyer.
1.-TWO thousand, and you give me
$500? Say, who got hit by that brick,
you or me?"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
The Dukes Little Joke.

The late Duke of Buccleuch pos
sessed a fund of genuine humor.
One day his grace called at the
manse of a parish where he was the
sole heritor.
"Now," said the duke to the min
lister, you're not to bring any bust
ness before me to-day. have JUS
come in a friendly way to pay my re
spects to you
After getting his grace some re
freshment the minister said:
"You must excus me, your grace
but I want you to take a look at the
church for a few minutes. l won'1
detain you"
They went to the church, where the
minister pointed to a decided damp
ness on the wall facing the pulpit
and asked that it might be remedied
"Ill tell you, Mr.. - how well
easily cure that. Well remove the
pulpit to. that wall, and then it will
soon be dry enough"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
in China.

The persimmon is highly es-
teemed in China by natives and
by many foreigners. 1t has the
characteristic flavor of the Amer.
lean persimmon, but is less astringent.
It grows~to good size and keeps we'll.
Near Picking the most popular sorts
of persimmons have rings or grooves
near the stems, which give them the
appearance Of having had strings tied
around them when small and of hav.
ing grown around the strings. The
varieties in the southern and central
portions Of China are smooth, large
and very handsome. Some bersimmons
are picked green by the natives and
ripened in lime. Thus ripened they
have a firmness Of flesh that is much
esteemed.-United States Consul An.
derson at Hangchau, China.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
HORTICULTURE
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,ESA :-NH
Fruits on the Farm.

1t has been my observation that
the farm that has on it a complete
array Of fruit-bearing trees, canes and
vines is the farm that sells at a fancy
price in the market. The ordinary
mortal, if he has the money with
which to purchase a farm, will pay a
good deal more for one on which are
the different kinds of fruits growing
in considerable quantities than he will
pay for a few farm buildings and bar
rem land. The money value of a we'll
ordered farm is out of all proportion
20 the money that has been put into it.
AS an illustration of this I have in
mind a little place on the edge
of a neighboring village. A man had
bought a lot for 5000 and put on 1t
a $500 house. Then he spent a few
dollars in trees of various kinds and
set them out. He did nothing more,
except live on the place for a few
years and incidentally take care OF
the trees and shrubs. He told m that
he thought he could get $3.50 or $500
for the place If. he wanted to.
But in the meantime the little place
had grown into a thing Of beauty, and
anyone passing would say that it had
the best arranged yard On the street
and that the shade trees were artis'
tically arranged. A man living IN the
street was looking at the place and
admiring it and asked the owner what
he would take for it. ooh, a thousand
dollars" he replied, thinking this
price one that would stagger the
other. But the other man quietly said
"Ill take the place." and he did. The
few years of growth in the trees and
shrubs had done the work. They had
been growing into money while the
owner was sleeping.
Fruits on the farm are no less en-
ticing to the buyer, but on the Other
hand endear the farm SO to the &C
cupants that they seldom want to lei
go of it. If you wish to wean your
family from the old place, don't plan,
fruit trees, fruit canes or vines.-Mil
ton Knight, Cherry Co., Nebr., in Far
mers' Review.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Blind Men Used Striped Paint.

A short time ago a salesman from
the Pennsylvania Institute for the
Blind came to Fall River to sell
brooms. In the course of his talk.
he explained that the brooms were
made by blind people, of whom he
was one.
After he had departed, one of tho
men who heard him tell his story
said: II believe all he said about
blind men making the brooms, but
how can they paint the stripes on the
handles?"
"Oh," said another, they use
striped paint for that."-Boston Her.
aid.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Somerxille Nicholson

roMMoDoRE somerville Nicholson
" of the United States Navy, in a
letter from 1897 r. Street, North
west, Washington, D. c., says:
"Y0ur Peruna has been and Is now
used by SO many of my friends and
sC~quaintances Al q sure cure for ca.
tarrh fhaf'I an convinced Of its curs.
tive qualities and I unhesifatinRiy rec
Onn1end 1t to ali persons suffering
from that complaint.
Our army and our navy are the natural
protection of our country.
Peruna is the natural protection of
the army and navy in the vicissitudes
of climate and exposure.
We have on file thousands of testi-
monials from prominent people in the
army and navy.
We can give our readers only a slight
glimpse of the vast array of unsolic-
tied endorsements DR.. Hartman is con-
stantly receiving for his widely known
and efficient remedy, Peruna.
If you do not derive prompt and salts
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to DR.. S. B. Hartman,
President of The Hartman Sanitarium,
Columbus. Ohio.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
FOUND AN EASY VICTIM.
Boston Photographer Falls to Very
Old Trick -

Old Trick.
A man went into Boston photo
grapher's gallery the other day. Men
have done this before and survived
even though taken from life. The
mar was on the usual errand, a fact
that he carefully impaired to the
artist.
MAKE the best presentation you can
of me, gentle SIR" he said in a court.
eous way. "And while l need but one,
a dozen will not come amiss. Let
them be your premier cabinets, for
would not curtail the expense"
The photographer rubbed his hands
together in a purring way.
Il will try to satisfy you, sir" he
said. Pray be seated"
The subject smiled as the artisd
posed him.
II will admit" he said, "that I de
sire to look my very best. A hearts
happiness this portrait makes"
Il fully comprehend" said the artist
The sitter glanced at his vest.
Seems rather dull and tame t,
me-" he said. "Ought to be bright
ened up a little. Here, suppose you lie
me wear that watch and chain o
yours just as a catchy outward dec
oration."
So the smiling photographer passed
him the gold watch with it's heav.
chain and the sitter donned them Will
p%erceptible pleasure.
"That'll go fine with the rest of tn,
makeup" he said, and a moment O
two later after the photographer hat
stepped out to get a dry plate o
something he returned to find that tn
watch and chain had gone with tn
rest of the makeup to parts unknown
And all this happened in simple oil,
Boston.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
His Maiden Name Was Moses,

When the writer first taught in a
southern college she vas much inter-
ested in the negro problem, although
not connected with a school for the
blacks. Meeting a shiny-faced little
ragmufin IN the college campus one
day, I said: well my little man.
what's your name, please?"
The miniature Hottentot pulled off
his tattered hat and replied: "Dey
calls me Pete, missis, but my maiden
names Moses."-Boston Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
The Better Half.

Eben-f ali evan mahry a woman
ah'm goin' ter mahry a little, one SOS
she kin weah misses size buds.
Rastus-Go long man. If you're
gwine ter mahry git a big m SOS
she kin do two washin's a day if you
take er notion ter git de rheumatic.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
PATENTs.
List Of Patents issued Last Week to

List OF Patents Issued Last Week ia
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, Oil and 912 Pioneer
Press building, st. Paul, Mimi: Will
lam Brueske, Wimbledon, N. D.,
whiffletree hook; Oliver Crosby st.
Paul, l%ubricating device; Gustavus
Duncan, Deadwood, S. D., fltering
cell; Charles Higgins, Aberdeen, S.
D., milk pail attachment; Nels LOT
stan, Detroit City, Mimi, vegetable
sacking device; John l.. Mckay, Min
neapolis, Mimi, cigar holder; William
Smith, LaCrescent, Mimi, snatch
block.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
A Wise Plan.

Andrew Carnegie says he always
finds out Def Ore Offering money wheth-
er it will be accepted or not. It's a
wise plan. No rich man should run
the risk of being Inundated for the
mere sake of keeping his conscience
from rocking the boat.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
DR.. j. II. RlNDLAUB, Specialist,
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, NJ. p.
charlemaune's Little Joke.

Charlemagne was in need OF amuse-
ment.
why they asked him, "do you
have such a large number of court
testers in constant attendance on your
royal %person?"
Because" he replied, with a right
regal chuckle, Il could not earn the
surname of The Great were I not
careful to keep my wits about me-"
1t is said the courtiers died laugh
ing.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
It Was an Heir,

An English servant of one Of our
great houses much astonished the fam
lily minister, who had called to make
inquiries on the occasion of the birth
of a child.
"Is it a boy?"
"No sir"
ooh, a girl?"
"No, sir"
the inquirer gasped, and the ser
want continued with dignity:
Madam has given birth to an heir
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Beware of The Widows.

Elderly Wooer-I hope you are moi
impressed with the silly sentimental
lists who hold that because you've
married once you ought not to marry
again?
Pretty Widow-Don't let that worry
you, dear; I've no prejudice. My own
dear mother was married three times.
and l only hope that in all things |
may follow her example,!
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Of Course,

Little Ike (who has an inquiring
mind)-Papa, ish it true dot ter per
ish mightier dan der sword?
Old Un-Yase, uf course. How
could = man put his broberty in his
wife's name NIT a sword?
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Her Eavorites.

AS back on the prospect
My memory looks.
I always have carried
Elizabeth's books. ,
When speller and reader
So potent held sway,
/ blissfully burdened
Myself every day.
When, grown up. we courted,
l kept at her call
Live sonnets and poems
OF Browning ct al.
Now. married, ! carry
Her favorite sage,
With PAY to the order"
Engraved on each page.
= -McLandburgh Wilson.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Cleanliness in tho Da;rv.

To have healthful milk and butter, abso-
lutte cleanliness in caring for it is neces-
sary, as nothing will absorb impurities 80
quickly as milk. Many housekeepers who
are otherwise careful, overlook this when
they wash milk utensils with cheap soap,
made from filthy fats. Use Ivory Soap and
thoroughly scald and air all pans and
buckets. ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
No Reason.

Joe-But, my dear fellow, is your
income enough to justify you marry
ing?
Fred-I'm afraid not.
'"Then what reason have you for
taking 80 serious a step?"
Il have no reason. I'm in love-"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24

First were invented of
stone; then came those of bronze, iron,
steel and words, in the order named.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24

~ had Infiamatory Rheumatism. but I am
vel now, thanks to DR.. David Kennedy's Fayorita Rem
ely. It's my best friend.' Garrett Lansing. Troy. i.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24
Tho oddness Of Human Nature.

"An' here's another funny thing
about human natur' that I've noticed"
said Deacon Blimber. "You call a
Teller a melancholy cur an he'll fare
up an want to fight you; but you ear
give him a punch in the ribs and say.
You're a sad dog and it'll tickle him
jest about all to pieces"
Courage is a common quality, perse-
verance a rar one.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1905-08-24

The little girl who picks her doll to
pieces will do the same for her female
acquaintance later on.