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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-07
Church Announcements
Episcopal.


St. Marks Cathedral-Very Rev. James
3. Eddie. dean. $50 a. m holy com
muniOn, 9:45 a m. Sunday school, II a
m, holy communion and sermon by the
Rt Rev William F Nichols. D. D, bish-
OF of California; 3 p. m, childrens mass
meeting; opening address, Ri Rev. F. s
Rev. n. ]. Hersey. missionary to the IN
dams. Jintah reservation, story. Rev. j.
H HOughtOn. Denver. Colo; address ut
Rev James B Funston d D. bishop OF
Boise; s p m, mass meeting in the Salt
Lake theatre. The Episcopal Church IN
the United States" (a) Her Heritage,
Rt. Rev. William r. Nichols. u. D.,
bishop Of California; tb) Her Faith,
Rt. Rev William II. Moreland. d. D.
bishop Of Sacramento; (c1 Her Mission,
Ri Rcv- James B Funston D D, bishop
Of Boise.
St. PauTs Church-Main and Fourth
South streets Rev Charles E Perkins,
rector. Services: s a. m. holy Commun-
ion, 9-45 a. m. Sunday school; IL a. m,
holy communion and sermon by the Rt.
Rev W II, MOreland. =. D.. bishop OF
Sacramento; .. m the congregation
and friends are invited to a mass meet
ing al the Salt Lake theatre where ad-
dresses will be made by the visiting
bishops
St. Johns Chapel-Richmond avenue,
near Ninth East street. The school and
congregation are invited to St. Mark 8
cathedral to services at p m at which
addresses will be made by the Rev. ]. H
HOUghton of Denver. Very Rev Dean
Kinks OF Boise and Rev. Mr.. Hersey OF
the Untah Indian reservation.
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Methodist Episcopal.

First Methodist Episcopal Church-On
Third South street. near Main. Benjamin
Young. pastor. Services at II a. m. and
p m Morning topic: The Supremacy
Of the Christian Ideal" Evening topic.
The Worlds Greatest Need" The mu-
sic for both services in charge Of Miss
Agatha BeTkhoeL Sunday school at 9.45
a m EpwOTth League at : n m, JunI-r
League at SIS D. m All are kindly in
vited to these services
lift NJ E Church-Ninth East and
First South. D. NJ. HeimiCk, pastor.
Communion service following the preach
ing i'm the morning The sermon i'm the
evening will be the first in the series on
the subject: The Church of Jesus
Christ Some very pointed questions
Will be answered in this series of ser
mons At the morning service MesSrS-
Stalter and Butler will sing duet. Sun
day school at 10 a m; EpwOrth League
at Z D m Preaching service in the even
ing viii begin at o'clock Ladies Aid
society will meet at the church Tuesday
afternoon at go. A fun attendance OF
the society is requested by the president
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Scientist.

First Church of Christ. Scientist-356
East Third South Sunday school at 9:l5
a. m; church services at II a. m. sub
lect. Mortals and Immortals' - Each
wednesday evening at s o'clock a meet
ing IS held TO listen TO the testimony of
healing of both sin and sickness. All are
welcomed at these services. Free reading
rooms open daily from 10 A. m to d. m
IN rooms 6sf-5lS Seott-Strevell building,
16S Main street Take elevator.
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Christian.

Central Christian Church-Corner OF
! MIRO East and Fourth South streets.
Dr. l. W Pinkertou. pastor. Services
morning and evening at II o'clock and &
CLOCK Remember that this is home
MISSION DAY. Sunday school I2:30 D. m. /:
Christian Endeavor. $50 n M. Ji1nior
kndeavor. Tuesday at { D. m. This week
the choir meets Friday night with Mrs
1hristy- The choir viii take up the
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Unitarian.

First Unitarian SOciety-Services at
Unity hall. 40 South Second East street,
at IL d m. Rev. Frank Fay Eddy, pas
tor Subject of sermon Men and Mem
cries Special memorial services for the
| Order of Eagles, with special music by
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-05-07

Unity quartette and Utah State band
Sunday school III 12-15. The Walking
club meets at Mrs. Orr's. 216 Thirteenth
East street, at 6 O'Clock Sunday evening.
Regular meeting of Unity circle Wednes-
day at $50 o'clock
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Lutheran,

Our Savior's Evangelical Lutheran
Church-Fourth East between FOURTH
and Fifth South streets Rev. r. G. n.
OVern' pastor Sunday services at 1889
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EXCURSION TO OGDEN.
Sunday. May 9TH,

Via Oregon Short Line. Round trip
only S1.00. Leave Salt Lake ia a. M
1890 a m, 1:40 p. m. and Ala D. IN.
Returning, leave ogden $40 p. m. and
$50 p. m.
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That's So.
n.ouisyIlIe Courler-Journal3

Don't you think we could settle
great many of the troubles by turning
our government into an absolute mon
archy?T
Yes; but other disturbances would
arise. Osler and Pennypack for in
stance would create no end of a row as
to who ought to be court fool"
Or. {. NJ. keysor's Method of Filling
teeth is painless. 162 Main street. Auer-
bach Bldg. Phones 3. 1120-K- Ind H.
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Congregational.

First -Congrega tiOnal-ReV. Elmer l.
Goshen. pastor. Public services and ser
mon at II O'Clock; Sunday school at 12.30;
Young Peoples meeting at O'Clock. The
public is cordially invited to all services
Phillips Congregational ChUrchLFifth
South and Seventh East streets Rev P
A. Simpkin. pastor. Services this day at
II a m: worship, with sermon, In the
School Of God. Evening at o'clock.
with sermon. The Great Salvation.
Sunday school at 12-15- Christian En-
deavOr at 6.f5. Professor Nettietou Will
sing the morning solo Easter music
will he repeated by request in the even
ing with solos by Misses Turner and
Durham The public is cordially in
vited to these services.
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PRESBYTERIAN.

EudeavoUr Presbyterian Sunday School
-6.2 West First North street. Services of
sunday school, 1:S0 p. m. All are cor
daily welcome.
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English Lutheran Church-SS6 South
Fourth East street Rev II. A Hanson,
pastor. Preaching services. II d m;
subject. The Two Great Contrasts
Sunday school. 10 a. m Young Peoples
Society of Christian Endeavor. $50 q m. :
subject. The Making of a Christian: His
Exercise" c. R Strock. leader The
public is cordially invited to attend all
services.
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East Side Baptist Church-Corner Sew
enIh East and Third South streets Rev.
r : Walker. pastor Services: Morn
ing. II o clock. Something to Keep Boys
from Spelling Children and parents
especially invited. Evening. O'Clock.
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Rio Grande Mission ChapeI-Second
South between Ninth and Tenth West
streets Sunday school at 10 d m: George
Paul. superintendent.
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First Baptist Church--Corner Second
south and Second West streets. Rev. ID.
A Brown. pastor Preaching at II a M
and y. m Communion and reception
OF members at morning service. Sunday
school at 12:50; F. L. Evans. superintend-
emit B. J p L at : D. m; leader. Miss
Fanny MARCEL; subject .s-~ba NEaI.iu1 of
Christian: His Exercise" Wednesday
evening service at 7:45 O'Clock
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The Failure of a Great Statesman. and
the First Gospel Wagon This is the
second Of the series on Great Failures.
Music by quartette. Sunday school at
l213; Christian Endeavor, Z p. m. All are
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a. m. in the English language. You are
cordially invited to attend
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Burlington Mission ChapeI-Corner
Navajo street and Indiana avenue. Sun
gay schcot al 80 p. m ! Henry Jacobs,
superintendent. Friday evening service
at s o'clock
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Degrees of Obstinacy.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan always
maintained that the Duke of Wei
lington would succeed in Portugal
while his friend, Gen. Tarleton, had
the opinion that he would fail. The
matter was one of constant dispute
between the two
Tarleton, who had been wrong,
grew obstinate. Consequently, when
the news of the retreat of the French
ct Torres Vedras arrived, Sheridan, by
way of a taunt, said:
"Well, Tarleton, are you on your
nigh horse still?"
"Oh, higher than ever" was the
reply. IF / was on high horse be.
fore, am on an elephant now"
mo, no, my dear fellow" said the
wit; ''you were on an ass before, and
you are on mule now"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
JUST WHAT TO EAT
IMPORTANT MATTER IN THE
SCHEME OF LIFE.
Too Little interest Attached in These
Rushing Days to the Question OF
Diet-Some People Who Seem Ut
terIy Unable to Learn What Suits
Them.

Some women are born beautiful and
with good sense, even with talents.
Did you ever notice how many per-
sons there are in which the lid of the
casket must have fallen before the be-
lated and most important fairy ar
rived with the gift of knowing what
to eat? Not what to order.
Any man with a moderate income
Ind rich friends may learn how to or
Ter. 1t seems second nature to
choose the right spoon or the conven-
;ional fork; but as to what to eat with
them, this Is a habit that simply must
be inborn-a seventh sense that is Of
as great Importance as all the other
six.
A sick cat turns away from food. A
sick dog refuses food, diets himself
most regidly in the spring he eats
juicy green grass between meals. If
this same dog were human animal
he would probably have stewed
prunes, rhubarb, or apple sauce at
this season along with his chops, and
make far more successful banker
than anaemic John Smith.
Now, there Is the anaemic and irri-
table gentleman who is filled with his
wrongs and the unkindness of fate.
He Is sure to eat pork chops and GU
cumbers for his luncheon, with glass
of milk to wash them down. He is
genial in spells; just long enough to
show the kind of man he would have
been had the belated fairy only got
there in time.
The man who eats the wrong thing
will usually tell you about it before
those cucumbers. I never should eat
onions" says he, beginning to look
unhappy after eating seven.
Now the CHEEKY little married wom-
an of your acquaintance, who man
ages her husband without his knowing
1t, she chats to the misanthrope over
a luncheon of baked potatoes and
fresh tomatoes. "Why, no." chats
she. "You see l never eat meat at
noon. Just because l do not care for
It. 1t spells my dinner" She would
not have said that much if she had
not been asked.
Il always think she must have a
wonderfully active liver" said a clev-
er woman speaking of a friend, "for
she is never given to reproachful
spells She never, to my knowledge,
has imagined herself to be wronged. -
New York Globe.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Earliest English Cemetery.

The earliest English cemetery, as
distinct from churchyards and burial
grounds connected with places of wor-
ship, Is that at Kensal Green, which
was consecrated in 1882, long after
the first separate grounds in America.
The word means sleeping place"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Keeping Young.

yourself to think on YOU birthday
that you are year older an. so much
nearer the end. Never look on the
dark side; take sunny views of
everything; a sunny thought drives
away the shadows. Be child; live
simply and naturally and keep clear
OF entangling alliances and complica-
lions of all kinds.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

Nobody should write who is not
firmly possessed of the idea that he
has vocation for literature, and is
not willing to endure the penalties Of
art for the sake Of serving an art.
III person who writes in that spirit
makes a living he earns it. If he
makes fortune he deserves it-New
York Times.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Australian Women as Soldiers.

When the Australian Women's
Liberal Union held it's annual confer
ence recently, this resolution was
passed: THAT all female citizens be.
tween the ages Of Is and 10 should
receive instruction in the use of fire.
arms for the purpose of defending
themselves and their country in case
Of need"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
PLAYING Cards.

Playing cards are known to be of
Eastern origin, but when or by whom
they were first introduced can not
now be ascertained. 1t is, however,
tolerably certain that they originated
in Arabia and were brought into Eu-
rope during the Crusades.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
A Divine Joy.

Suffering is doubtless as divinely
appointed as JOY while it is much
more influential as a discipline of
character. 1t chastens and sweetens
the nature, teaches patience and res
ignation and promotes the deepest as
well as the most exalted thought
Samuel Smiles
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Boer Means Farmer.

The word "Boer," applied to the
Dutch inhabitants of the country dis
tricts of the Cape of Good Hope, is
the German for farmer and agricul-
turist. The English word Door" had
the same origin
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
High Finance.

High Finance.
Willie had a savings bank,
Twas made of painted tin,
He passed it round among the boys,
Who put their pennies in.
Then Willie wrecked that bank and
bought
Sweetmeats and chewing gum
And to the other envious lads
He never offered some.
What shall we DOR his mother said
at Is a sad mischance"
His father said: "We'n cultivate
His gift for high finance"
Washington Star
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

personal experience | thoroughly en-
dorse your remedy, and am glad OF
the opportunity for saying so.
Yours truly,
(Signed) MARY ELIZABETH LEASE
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T..
Sold by all dealers. Price, 80 cents
per box.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Mouse Leads to Wealth.

While pursuing mouse, Nine. De-
latour of Paris broke through the floor
of her room and found in the hole a
brass box containing gold coins Of the
value Of $1,000.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Cleanliness in the Dairy.

To have healthful milk and butter, abso-
lutte cleanliness in caring for it is neces-
sary, as nothing will absorb impurities so
quickly as milk. Many housekeepers who
are otherwise careful, overlook this when
they wash milk utensils with cheap soap,
made from filthy fats. Use Ivory Soap and
thoroughly scald and air all pans and
buckets. ELEANOR r. PARKER.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
has an equal for coughs and colds.-JoHN F.
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. Is, 1900
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
Italians Avoid Bad Hail.

To an Italian, charged in a Ions
court with drunkenness, the ma aon
trate said: italians don't often ISIS 81.
drunk Don't get English wavs SCI
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
AMERICAS BRIGHTEST WOMAN.
Mary e. Lease Feels 1t Her Duty 10
Recommend Doan's Kidney Pills.

Mary E. Lease. formerly poHtlcai
leader and orator Of Kansas, now au-
thor and Iecturer-the only woman
over voted on for United States Sen
ator, writes:
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
EA

The way to buy tea is to
say to your grocer: Il want
Schilling's Best: l lb Japan,
or Ceylon or English Break
fast or Oolong.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

The girl with pretty teeth and
dimple is usually chronic giggler.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

Bluff is half of the game of life, and
brag the remainder.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

"Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
saved my lifel had dyspepsia and kidney disease"
Ex-senator Albert Merritt. Park Place. N Y 81 bottle
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

Fortunes wheel turns for the man
who leans against it with his shout
der.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

The wise one of 20 is usually the
modest old ignoramous of co.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

Use for Sea-Water Serum.
Sea-water serum has been found d,a
tinctly beneficial in the early stages =,
pulmonary disease.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
TEA

Good tea is only a few top
leaves of the twig. Are you
drinking the bottom ones?
Your grocer returns your money IL you dom,
like Schilling's Best.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

Dear SlrS. AS
m a n y OF m y
fri e n d 8 have
u s e d D o a ms
X / d n e y Pills
and have been
cured Of blad-
der and kidney
troubles, l feel
it my duty to
recommend the
m e d i C i n q to
those who suf-
fer from such
diseases. From
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31

A woman can't live without lovo
That is why so many of them seek II.
vorceS.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
DON'T FORGET

large 2-oz package Red Cross Ball Blue, only
5 cents The Russ Company, South Bend. Ind.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-08-31
TEA

Ask your grocer what
m on ~ bac k means. He
knows.
He returns your money IL you dop,t III.
ung's Best. o'nt-
The Washington times., 1905-09-24

Petit wrote many. stories, which
the editors returned to him. He
wrote love stories, a thing l have
always kept free from, holding the
belief that the well-known and pop
ular sentiment is not properly a
matter for publication, but some
thing to be privately handled by the
alienists and florists. But the edi-
tors had told him that they wanted
love stories, because they said the
women read them.
Now, the editors are wrong about
that, of course. Women do not
read the love stories In the maga-.
zines. They read the poker game
stories and the recipes for cucumber
lotion. The love stories are read by
fat cigar drummers and little ten
year-old girls. l am not criticising
the Judgment of editors. They are
mostly very fine men, but man can
be but one man, with Individual
opinions and tastes. I knew two as
sociate editors of a magazine who
The Washington times., 1905-09-24

drew his Colts As and shot seven
bandits as fast as they came in the
door. Now, If a six-shooter could
"Oh, WELL" said /, that's different
Arizona is long way from New
York. l could have a man stabbed
with lariat or chased by a pair of
chaparreras If l wanted to. and IL
wouldn't be noticed until the usual
error-sharp from around McAdams'
Junction, Nova Scotia, isolates the
erratum and writes in to the papers
about 1t. But you are up against
another proposition. This thing
they call love is as common around
New York as ii is in Skeboygan dur
ing the young onion season. it may
be mixed here with little CONNER
cialism-they read Byron, but they
look up Bradstreet's, too. while
they're among the BIS, and Brigham
also If they have time-but it's pret-
ty much the same old internal dis
turbance everywhere. You can fool
The Washington times., 1905-09-24

were wonderfully alike in almost
everything. And yet one OF them
was very fond of Flaubert, while
the other liked gin.
Petit brought me the returned
manuscripts and we looked them over
together to find out why they were
not accepted. They seemed to me
pretty fair stories, written in a good
style, and ending, as they should,
at the bottom of the last page
They were well constructed and
the events were marshaIed in order
ly and logical sequence. But 1
thought / detected a lack of living
substance-it was much as If gazed
at symmetrical array of present
able clamshells from which the sue
sulent and vital inhabitants had
been removed. / intimated that the
author might do well to get better
acquainted with bis theme.
You sold a story last week." said
Petit, about gun fight in an Ari-
zona mining town in which the hero
The Washington times., 1905-09-24

fist far a brakeman L call the stations
there. / sh'd think.
But they seem L be havin' purity
tough Of siege of IL down there, er
over there, er wherever it is. TIL work
men is without any clothes, and one dis
patch said frin' was goin' on night and
day. That probably refers TO the work
men. I'd think a man without any
clothes would want to quit his Job long
enough T. go home and git dressed, any
way. If / was workin' and somebody
called my attention TO the fact that
10 be fired? Nah. 'Twouldn't be decent.
Then that feller that writes from that
totchnologickle institute at Bake-you
says in his extravagint way that people
are starvin and dyin'-jist as II a feller
could starve long without startln' In
on the process of cashin' in his checks
Turrible waste o. understandable. If
they's anything makes me git het up
its Unnecessary gab."
II see. too" said Uncle Eek, as no.
body had made any serious interruption
and he was becoming hypnot;zed with
the sound Of his own voice. that them
feIlers Witte and Rosen that was over
here doin' what the RoOshian army
failed at-gittin' the best OF Japan-went
and planted a tree on the Washington
grounds at Mt. Vernon II was n ash
tree. probably in consideration of the
fact that ash timber makes the best
ax-handles, and that Washington was
the champeen hatcheteur in that town
shin. when he was a boy lookin' after
his daddy's cherry crop
The Washington times., 1905-09-24

an editor with a fake picture of a
cowboy mounting a pony with his
left hand on the saddle horn, but
you can't put him up tree with a
love story So, you've got TO make
it the real thing, Pettit-you've got
to fall in love and then write the
real thing"
Petit did l never knew whether
he was taking my advice or whether
he fell an accidental victim.
There was girl he had met at one
OF these studio contrivances-a
glorious, impudent, lucid. open
minded girl with hair the color OF
Culmbacher, and a good-natured
way of despising you. She was a
New York girl. ] cannot call her
mercenary, even when 1 try TO. 1t
has been miscalled that. 1t Is this:
she is in a prolific and magnificent
garden where millions of the rarest
roses nod TO her, beseeching that
they be piucked. If man come and
offer her dusty, roadside daisies?---