The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-02-02
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NEW song written by Nebraska lady Called BY the
~ Aid Of Flower The only flower groWnln Nebraska
now is the stake and that is frozen stiff. szz~
The magazine elbow to Make Money has ssgone broke
by the derisve laughter Of fifty to hundred
American photographers who don't know how, either.
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Were you ever talked to by 'tconversationalist"9
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Philippine sugar and tobacco will never be admitted to
&his country at of duty long and
tobacco agnates need the for their game preserves
If the asrologer told the TRUTH instead of having many
Of born under the influence Of planet other ne
would know that lots of into the world under the
influence of the furnace. j, r*f.,.. >.*~t =
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Last winters plumber joke is ripe again. @v*"
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The English sparrow is earning his salary.
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The 'tsmoky havor'' impaired *genuine Scotch
Is said to be product Of coal tar that makes your heart
pound hardens the walls Of the arteries No wonder
many 'good fellows" mean at home. *
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Will H. Herman the poet, is dead. Herman did not
achieve very much fame because he bitter against
everybody everything His best-known book and that
is not we'll known at ALL called The Flaming Meteor
Compared Herman, Poe cheerful, smiling, sunny,
goodnatured optimist. Had Herman been halfway
cheerful he might have been something Of AS it
was he passes from life dissatisfied with everything and
good deal Of failure far be What
gives out that he gets back again The time has gone by
when it smart to be ulky the mark Of genius to take
gloomy view Of the work Of the Deity. " -
But Extensively optimistic principle in this
that gladly give andote the Lmpets little
knock the professional opmst who defined person
who doesn't what happens if it doesn't happen to him.
Why it that cheerful old friends drop dead and
then such surprising especially after they have
cumuated few hundred thousand dollars prepared
to quit the game take their families Venice for the winter
and buy strings Of beads for all their female reavesq Dr.
Philip OHanlon who has performed hundreds Of autopsies
for the county of New York in his official capacity
that should die before he &c. and might reasonably
live until he 120 or 40 years old, just we'll.
"Nervous waste' is Dr. O'Hanlon's way of accounting
for those frequent where young aud middleaged
die without apparently adequate Pool tickets in the
suicides pocket the irritable Of osed in pub
lie conveyances unnecessary exeron put forth in the
ordinary acts all manifestations Of this waste
Rotous lvng does not necessarily involve use Of
excessive whisky tobacco and nights out. may live
rotously hurryn worrying and endeavorng to skin his
fellow little quicker than nature intended him to be
skinned After few years Of this excessive life suddenly
"Pop'!
Something breaks somewhere and papers have fair
sized headline the fact that Of prominent
dropped dead in the lobby Of the Sh building yeser
resolutions and all that kind Of thng-and where has he
gone in such hurry? go '.>' '~ IL. ,
You may search for this information and the search
will be largely in vain. We form shrewd guess that where
he is he is in hurry and is worrying about how his
business is going without him. -~::. ~ ~
Brethren Of the rush, let take tumble ourselves
WHY drop dead? T p