Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1905-12-28

with a piledriver, and the crowd wal
SO tickled to have the bully's bluff
called, that they cheered the preacher.
Then he said: I'VE will now open this
jack pot with singing and | shall keep
one eye on the gentleman who was
last up, but who is now seated pretty
low down."
You could have heard a pin drop.
The preacher wiped his face calmly.
and said: I'VE will now sing and | ex-
pect every man will sing, and to that
end will appoint Big Ike, who asked
me how | was going to open this jack
pot, to come down in front of the seats
and lead in the singing, for | know
by his voice, which | heard in debate.
that he is a crackerjack," and the
preacher took hold of the handle of the
blue gun and Big Ike walkeG down
through the rows of seats, and as the
melodeon began to squawk, Ike got
down in front of the audience, and
some Of the boys said: Bully for you,
Ike" and after scratching his head a
minute Ike turned and walked to-
wards the preacher, at the edge of
the ring, and | thought there was go
ing to be the worst fight ever was, and
as the preacher reached for the gun !
crawled under the seat, and neeked out
between the legs of a fat man, but Ike
walked up to the minister and said.
as the melodeon began to cough:
Boys, this tune is on Ike" He started
it and every mar sang.
When it was ended the boys clapped
and stamped for an encore, and they
sang it through again, and the face of
the preached beamed with Joy, and l
saw there was not going to be any
fight and | crawled out from under the
seats.
Pa came in the tent just then, with
a new suit of clothes on, having been
discharged from the hospital as cured
of yellow fever, and l gave him my
seat, and he held me in his lap.
The preacher then preached a sermon
that did them all good. He dwelt upon
the hard life of the Snowman, and gave
them such good advice that when it
was all over and he said he wanted to
shake hands with every mar in the
bunch, Ike marshaled them all up to
the ring and introduced them, and no
minister ever was more cordially con-
graduated, and they wanted him to
go along with the show, and preach ev-
cry Sunday.
The preacher said he couldn't join
the show, but he travelled around a
good deal and he would probably be
in the same town with the show sew
eral times during the summer and he
would drop in on them occasionally
and keep them straight.
Pa was watching the crowd for
the sailor who prescribes cayenne
pepper for yellow fever, and when
he saw the sailor come up to the
minister, with tears in his eyes, and say:
"Parson, l has been a bad man and
killed a mar once, but he was a Portu-
guese sailor, and he had the drop on me,
the same as you did on Big Ike at the
opening Of these proceedings, and l had
to kill him. And l begs the pardon of
this old gentleman for lying to him.
And then pa shook hands with the
sailor and the parson, and the parson
put his blue gun down his trousers leg,
and said: by the way. the bulldog
you were going to let take a lunch off
me, is he all right?"
Then the parson and the girl went
away, and the boys carried out the
m%eloaeon, and the quarantine was de-
clared off. After dinner the boys
took down the tents and put them on
the train that Sunday afternoon, sing
ing decent songs as they pulled up the
stakes and rolled up the canvas, and
on the train, late in the. night, we
could hear "Old Hundred" being sung
as the cars ran through the pennyrial
district Of Indiana.