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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
GRIPS UGLY SEQUEL
KNEES STIFF, HANDS HELPLESS,
RHEUMATISM NEAR HEART.
BIrs. Van Scoy Experiences Dangerous
After nects from Grip and Learns
Value OF u Blood Remedy.

BIrs. Van Scoy Experiences Dangerous
After-Enects from Grip and Learns
Value of u Blood Remedy.
The grip leaves behind it weakened
vital powers, thin blood, impaired di.
gestion and over-sensitive nerves.
condition that makes the system an easy
prey to pneumonia, bronchitis, rheuma.
tism. nervous prostration, aud even con.
sumption.
The story told by scores Of victims Of
the grip is substantially the same. One
was tortured by terrible pains at the
base of the skull; another was left tired,
faint and in every way wretched from
annlnia or scantiness Of blood; another
had horrible headaches, was nervous and
couldn't sleep; another was left with
weak lungs, difficulty in breathing and
acute neuralgia. In every case relief
was sought in vain until the great blood.
builder and nerve-tonic, DR.. Williams
Pink Pills, was used. For quickness and
thoroughness Of action nothing is known
that will approach it.
Mrs. Van Scoy makes statement that
SAptOlCb VAl6 CAttlIu ouo says.
II had a severe attack Of grip and, be.
fore had fully recovered, rheumatism
set III and tormented me for three
months. I was in a badly rundown
state. Soon after it began was so lame
for a week that I could hardly walk. It
kept growing steadily worse and at last
l had to give up completely and for
three weeks was obliged to keep my
bed. My knees were SO stiff couldn t
bend them, and my hands were perfectly
helpless. Then the pains began to
threaten my heart aud thoroughly
alarmed me.
While I was suffering in this way I
CHANGED to run across little book that
told,ab0ut, the merits Of Dr.. Williams
Pink Pills. The statements in it i'm.
pressed me and led me to buy q box. These
pills proved the very thing I needed.
Improvement set In as soon as 1 began
to take them, and it was very marked by
the time I had finished the first box.
Foar boxes made me well woman. =
Y Mrs. Laura N. Van scoy lives at No.
10 Thorpe street. Danbury, Conn. Dr..
Williams' Pink Pills are equally well
adapted Tor any ptherof the diseases that
follow in the train Of grip. They are
sold bysall druggists. IT AZ -sg ~. D q
IA E y =. y * 4
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
On the Safe Side.

An old woman who persisted in bow
ing during church service whenever
the name of Satan was mentioned was
reprimanded by the minister for so
unseemly habit. The reproof had,
however, no effect. and the minister
asked her finally. in evaporation, why
she thought it necessary to bow.
'"WeN." she replied, "civility costs
nothing. and you never know what will
happen"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
Cruel to the Old Man.

De Style-Why did that Pennsyl-
vania banker want to kill the editor
of the Society Screecher?
Gunbusta-On account of an abbre
Walton in his paper. You see. when
the rich mans wife left for Europe
an item appeared reading: MRS.
Goldust has locked UP her old Pa
home until she returns from abroad. :"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26

eating, and my limbs were badly
swollen. One doctor told me it would
finally turn to Bright's disease. | was
laid up at one time for three weeks.
I had not taken Doan's Kidney Pills
more than three days when the dis
tressing aching across my back disap-
peared, and was soon entirely cured"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
Almost Human.

Montague McScsh-Great guns, Ma
fla! don't expect so much of me! he
member that I'm only human.
Mrs. McSosh-Well, l do try to re-
member it, but from your actions its
sometimes hard to believe.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26

Private Murphy-The bullets would
pass over my head, sergeant.
"Quite right; and what would hap
pen to me?"
Private Murphy hardly know, SER
geant. I'm afraid ye'd get lodging be-
hind the house.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
on the safe Side.

An old woman who persisted In bow
ing during church service whenever
the name Of Satan was mentioned was
reprimanded' by the minister for so
'ulseemly a habit. The reproof had.
however. no effect. and the minister
asked her dnaAE in evaporation, why
she thought 1t necessary to bow.
''Well, she replied. "ciyility costs
nothing, and you never know what will
happen" "a
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
No Need Of a Bakery.

Clapper-See that tow-headed young
chap over yonder, with glass in one
eye, and struggling with a cigarette?
Snapper-Yes. He doesn't look half
baked.
Clapper-Worse than that: he's all
dough. Old man left him five mill
lions!
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
Nerve.

Say. boss" began the beggar, "I'm
outer work an
See here" interrupted Goodart, Il
gave you SO cents last week.
"Well, yer've earned more since
amt OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Ledger.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26

mico County,
says: II suf-
fered with kid
ney complaint
for e | 6 h t
years. 1t came
on me gradu-
ally. l felt
t ire d a n d
weak, was
snort OF DreaCn
and was trou-
b | e d W i t h
bloating after
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
The nOldyke Gold Mystery.
By JOHN r. MUSIcK,

Asthsr ::sf "Mystssisus Mr.. Howard" "TAl
Dark Stranger" "charlls AllsnAale's
Deubls." Bic.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
ANOTHER LIFE SAVED.

Mrs. G. w. Fooks, of Salisbury, Nd.
wife of G. w. Fooks, Sheriff of Wico-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26
Keenness Of EIephant's scent. \

7fl 'NSSE'V!SSo - s.'Spt'dUe SCSIII.f3..
An elephants sense Of smell is so
delicate that the animal can scent
q human being at q distance Of a 900
yards. 4. 81 n,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-05-26

The people of Cakes were we'll
pleased over the seed wheat special
over the 500 5ss Il
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Esouimos Said to Suffer,

London. Dec. 20.--George Cleve-
land. native of Massachusetts,, who
was in charge of whaling station
on the northern limits of Hudson
bay, and who was compelled to live
with the Eskimos, his boat being
burned, says that something ought to
be done for the Eskimos. Inter-
viewed upon this topic he said:
Something ought to be done to
relieve the terrible privations of the
natives. In the long winter they are
on the verge of starvation. Yet at
little cost, companies trading with
the Arctic regions could provide suf-
ficient fish to last the people through
the winter. On some of the islands
where trading stations are estab-
.lished all the game is killed for the
skins and the natives are dying of
hunger"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
DO DAYS
For Carrying Pistol Imposed ON An
Indiana Man.

Terre Haute, ind, Dec. 20.-An ef-
fort Is being made to obtain the re-
lease of Ed Cooper, who is serving
the longest sentence ever imposed In
Indiana on a charge of carrying a
concealed weapon. but Judge Walker,
who sentenced him to Jail for $40
days, is steadfast in opposition. The
sentence is really to serve out a fine
of 500. He has been in jail seven
months.
Cooper was brandshing his revolv-
er when arrested. Ordinarily the
fine would have been few dollars,
but Cooper had been at liberty only a
few days after acquittal on q charge
OF killing woman. He testified
that when he was about to leave the
room the woman playfully tried to
keep him from putting the revolver
in his pocket, and that 1t was acct
dentally discharged. His father sold
his small home property to pay for
his defense. Since then the father
has become an invalid, and not long
ago the aged mother walked Sixteen
miles TO Terre Haute to visit uthe son
in jail.
One of Cooper's experiences at
tracted national attention. He Is the
soldier who was compelled to sit
astride a saw-horse at Camp Alger
by Col. Barrett, of an indian regi.
ment. which disciplinary punishment
sent the New England directors into
parozysms, resulting in an order by
the secretary of war forbidding such
punishment.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Ito BE Continued).
Coughing Spell Caused Death,

Harry Duckwell, aged % years,
choked to death early yesterday
morning at his home, in the presence
OF his wife and child. He contracted
a slight cold f.w days ago and
paid bat little attention to It. Yes
terday morning he was seized with
a fit of coughing which continued for
some time. His wife sent for phys
iciGn but before he could arrive. an
other coughing spell came on and
Duclwell died from suffocation. -
st. Louis Globe Democrat, Dec. list,
1904;
BaIard's Horehound Syrup would
have saved HIM. 25c, soc and s1.00
at Alvey & Lists drug store.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
TOBACCO AND CANCER
DO Not Necessarily Go Together
Doctors Discuss Question.

Chicago, H., Dec. 2O.-Because
Actor Frederick l.. Power was COM
PEELED TO undergo an operation for
the removal of his tongue and part
of his throat to eradicate a cancerous
growth said to have been Indirectly
induced by excessive smoking, sur
geons and physicians discussing the
case agreed that there was no reason
why a healthy man should eschew
tobacco, and no one would say that
the use of the weed was entirely re-
sponsible for Powers affliction.
The most that would be said by
the profession against the use of to-
bacco was that 1t might easily be a
contributory cause of cancer. but the
same thing could be and was said of
the sharp corner of tooth, or any
other irritating influence upon a par
ticular part of the tongue If there
were predisposition to the disease
1.-The conditions must be right or
the irritation of the tongue will fail
TO produce cancerous growth" said
DR.. Chas. b. Reed ''rhere must be
predisposition to cancer. As an
irritant, tobacco must be reckoned
with, but the constant irritation of
the tongue by sharp tooth is just as
serious"
Constant or frequent contact of
the tongue with the mouthpiece of a
pipe, which produces an irritation
said Dr. G. Frank Lydston, sis recog-
nized as one of the prolific causes of
cancer where there is a predlsposi-
ton to the disease"
DR.. e. Fletcher ingalls, holds to
the same opinion as DR.. Lydston.
DR.. William n. Sem, an authority
on tumOr and cancer, said: "The
man who smokes a dozen cigars q
day is apt to hold the cigar on the
right or left side of the mouth. This
naturally causes irritation in a par.
ticular place, and should there be
any suggestion of cancer in the sys-
tenn it is likely that the growth
would be attracted to that spot"
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Remarkable Cure.

81 was much afflicted with sciati-
ca" writes Ed c, Mud, of Iowaville,
Sedgwick Co., Kan, ''going about on
crutches and suffering a deal of pain
| was induced to try Billiards. Snow
Liniment, which relieved me.
81 used three soc bottles. It Il
the greatest IMMINENT ever used
have recommended 1t to a number of
persons. ALI express themselves as
being benefited by 1t. now walk
without orutches, able to perform
a great deal of light labor on the
farm" 25c, soc and $1.00 at Alvey
& Lists.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
IMMENSE SUMS
Sent by Americans TO Relatives in
.....,. Europe.

New York. Dec. 20.-Since Decem-
Der 2, in fourteen days, there has
been sent in money orders to Europe
the sum of $4,142,699.94. For the
fourteen days the grand total of or
ders is 2G9,S79. Week in, week out,
the immigrants from Europe send to
their poor friends at home every
penny they can spare.
Last Saturday Malone there-were
27,24S money orders for King Ed
wards realm, representing $780,
9SS.71. The greater part of this
sum went to Ireland, where, for more
than half a century, the landlords
have been paid their rents out of the
money earned in United States. To
Italy on the same day went $751;
263,2O, and to Germany $73,310.96.
Russia was remembered with s60,-
399. O5, and the Swedes sent home for
Christmas S74,99S.29. The Christ
mas presents from the cxiles of Hun
gary sent today amounts to &c.,
1864, while s6,053.66 was taken
by the Philadelphia for Switzerland.
Austria gets s63.227.46, Greece ST.
G55.O6 and Belgium s2,3S1.91. The
Danes seat home s13, 026.27. and the
children of The Netherlands mailed
81, 665.2G, the smallest sum, SS43.71,
going TO Luxembourg.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Mr. Barnett held up his hands.

mr. Burnett Hctd up Hts HuHus'
the regions OF fancy and romance tic
killed. me, aud broke forth laughing.
"Ah. we'll" said lie. grinning sympa'
thetcally. 1--WE might make 1t 1880
with immediate possession"
MIR. Barnett" said l gravely, ''your
client seems TO have been born too late
by hundred years"
Il dare say. Mr.. Greatorex. that my
client would go TO the length OF 10000
upon my advice
Then | should certainly keep my
advice 70 myself, Mr.. Barnett" was
my retort.
begun TO see Il respect for me dawn
In his eyes. lie gathered his papers In
his hand and reached for his hat with
The other.
Il fear that my Intrusion has been
u useless" he observed
said nothing, but waited Tor him &c
reseat hlmself. lie did not, however.
hut walking 10 the window, looked out
/ anon the pars.
beautiful" he cried. Charming
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
GOOD WORK
Done Daily In Paducah-Niany Citi.
zens Tell of IL.

Nearly every reader has heard of
Doan's Kidney Pills. Their good
work In Paducah still continues. and
our citizens are constantly adding
endorsements by public testimony.
No better proof of merit can be had
than the experience of friends and
neighbofs. Read this case:
Mrs. George Roman, OF 1875 Ten
nessee street. says: For three
years my back was lame and ached
severely, particularly under the
shoulder blades, despite the use o.,
medicines. tried Doan's Kidney
Pills, getting them at Alvey e. Lists
drug store. They are easy to take,
they cure you without causing any
annoyance, and II can judge from
my present condition, when they
cure you stay cared"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. FosterMilburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Unit
ed States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Pain


Do you realize that pain is
weakening, and exhausts your
vitality? Don't you remember
how completely worn out you
felt after that last attack of
headache, neuralgia, backache,
periodical or other spell OF suf-
fering? Nearly every case of
Inflammation, apoplexy, paral-
ysis, epilepsy and insanity is
directly due to the weakening
influence OF pain upon the
brain nerves? For this reason
every one who suffers from
pain of any kind should not
fail to get relief as quickly as
possible.
You can do this by taking
DIR. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
others do.
II have used DIR. Niles Anti Pain
Pills for years, and can say they have
never failed. l always keep them In
without sugar than the pills. Pre-
vious to using them | had always suf-
fered with sick headache, sometimes
being In bed for three and four days.
! had tried nearly everything | ever
heard OF; some would seem to help
at first, but after n short time the
effect would wear on II is five years
now since I began taking DR. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills. and the results are
as good as at first"
MRS. w. IL. MARSHALL.
LIf Sopris Colo.
Or. Miles Antl-PaIn Pills are sold BY
your druggist. who Will guarantee that
the first package Will benefit. u Il
fails, he Will return your money.
- doses, 20 cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical &c, Elkhart, Ind
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Cured PARALYSIS.

w. F. Baily, p. o. True, Texas,
writes: "My wife had been suffer-
ing five years with paralysis in hei
arm, when l was persuaded to use
Ballard's Snow Liniment, which
cured her alt right. have also
used 1t for old sores. frostbites ami
skin eruptions. 1t does the work"
Sold by Alvey & List.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20

shone very flcrcely upon the white
roads, throwing black shadows from
the trees. dropped from the roadway
into rude moss grown track that ran
into the heart Of the valley, and pres
emily, leaving the more open parts Of
the forest, struck into the deeper
brakes and tangles below. The little
stream ran here In the bottom very
pleasantly, sometimes brawling over
shadows and mt other parts more ST.
lently In eddies and drifts over darker
and deeper pools. AS l followed its
course / came shortly upon a spot
where the channel made an elbow al
most at right angles with its former
direction, and here | deserted the form
of Captain Sercombe. A sound of
voices reached me, and. cheered by the
prospect of a companion with whom
to exchange sentences. uttered short
''Hellov' and dived through the under
growth toward him. When | emerged
upon the open space upon which the
captain stood my attention was caught
by rustling among the branches. and
appearing into the wood. | stopped
with my eyes fastened upon the point,
for something familiar in the incident
struck me all of q sudden. That lean,
slim figure. that swift, preclpitate rush
these were as impressions recovered
from some past experience. Captain
Sercombe was lazlly whipping q deep
pool. n pipe between his teeth. and,
turning his head, he hailed me:
"You have frightened any fish, SIR
said he.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Heart Fluttering.

Undigested food and gas in the
stomach, located just below the
heart, presses against it and causes
heart palpitation. When your heart
troubles you in that way take Her
bine for a few days. You viii soon
be all right, soc bottle. Sold by
Alvey & Lists drug store.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Give her box of our Ladies'
all-Iinen, northumberland, in
itial handkerchiefs - $3.50 a
RUDY, PHILLIPS & co.

"The race is not always to the
swift" said the Sunday school teach
er, impressively. Can anyone tell
mo why?"
Because sometimes their gaso-
line tank explodes." promptly re-
Piled the up-to-date little boy.-Bal-
timoro American.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20

The Sun has some handsome box
es of fancy stationery for Christmas
gifts,in holiday boxes. They are
beautiful things and make excellent
gifts. We can sell you box OF very
pretty paper for soc.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20

Every pretty trife which FASH
ion dictates this Christmas may be
found at Warren & Warren's Jewel
ry Store. One door from Fourth
and broadway.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
NEW
TELEPHONE SUBSCRIBERS
NEW

kEkEk uVNE 0OO0NAlDGnS
List of new subscribers added BY
the Rast Tennessee Telephone
company today:
1SS2-Rogers, L. E., Res, 1927
s. Third.
47S-Hite, Lee, Groc.. 10th and
Husbands.
1329-a-Perkins, ]. NJ, and j. E.,
Groc., Sth and Husbands.
5O1-stavely, Walter, Res, 9th
land Adams.
s55-a-surgis. A. NJ, Butcher,
Market.
5O9-a-Amerlcan Reserve Bond
Co., Campbell Bldg.
Like other commodities telephone
service should be paid for according
10 It's worth and value.
According to the last telephone d.
rectories issued we have In the CITY
about $500 subscribers or five times
as many as the Independent Co.;
outside the city and within the coun-
ty, we have So times as many sub
scribers as the Independent Co. Yet
we will place a telephone ~ your
residence at the same rate the indie
pendent Co. is supposed TO charge
and provide In addition long distance
facilities which will enable you to
leach 50,000,000 people from you'
home.
Call 800 for further information.
EAST TENNESSEE TELEPHONE
COMPANY
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20
Pretty, nice gift for Christmas
an Eidcrtlown Comfort.
RUDY, PHILLIPS a. co.

Fine Briar and Meerschaum
Pipes. Cigars i'm Holiday Packages.
Princes Smoke House.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20

A pair OF plaid, all wool Blan-
kets would he "a pleasant gift,
wouldn't they? $40 to 800.
RUDY, PHILLIPS a. co.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20

Engraved cards and plate at The
Sun, from s1.25 up. Order now
Christmas.
The Paducah sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1898-1906, 1905-12-20

An umbrellas for Xmas. A
special showing at $1.OO each.
RUDY, PHILLIPS & co.
Perth Amboy evening news. [volume] (Perth Amboy, N.J.) 1903-1959, 1905-04-08
WAS RESCUED BY
DETECTIVE HUFF
Local Man Was on the Spot When
Man Fell at Newark
Station.

Detective Sergeant Huff, this morn
ing, was one OF four or five men who
extricated 4 man from an unfortunate
plight, at the Pennsylvania railroad
depot, Market street, Newark The
man, who wanted to board train GO
ing one way and who had not suffici-
ent time TO descend to the street to
get to the other side. attempted TO
climb over the high iron picket fence
between the north and south bound
tracks. He was halfway over the
railing when he sliped and his head
and face became caught between two
of the pickets, which are several inches
apart His body turned over and he
would doubtless have been strangled.
His face took on a blush hue, when
Detective Hut and several other men
ran to his assistance. The man soon
reeained his normal condition.
Detective Huff was on his.way with
girl who was committed TO the House
of the Good Shepherd.