New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-03-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

weekly paper. 1.-The Municipal Record" has
been started in Ptttsburg, with the purpose Of
reporting progress in Industrial and those material
and artistic advances that add to the prosperity
and beauty Of the city, of stimulating local pride
in these affairs and of pointing out the wisest So
luton of problems which are peculiarly municipal.
The scheme is ambitious one, but is being car
ried into execution with intelligence we'll
energy. The experiment should succeed
tn 6Ta M s00uS'snFy how came you so late get
Henry-Been down Chic) shoot'n gallery, m.
dear.
IT believe YOU; You lock half shot now Well.
mo, m dear. Jush ash I went shootsh he winked
lis eye an I mished"- Dallas News.
1.-THE equator" wrote an English schoolboy in his
examination paper. sis menagerie lion running
round the centre Of the earth"
AGGRESSION.
What time led a bachelor life,
Exempt from carking and strife.
I had the wardrobe all.
Within its precincts ample spaced
Hung ready for my CALL
I took a wife. and I agreed,
Though twas not written IN the screed
TO store her varied female chaf-
And thought the thing was done.
She took the half and ls stored RED the stun.
OF waists and skirts and suchI
But then began in Russian wise
thought. deal too much.
In vain strove By, day and night,
AS stubborn as Muscovite.
She pressed on my frontiers
Until one - m 70! quite bodily shs
The space held so DEAR
And now where once were hung my things
Her large assortment gayly clngs
And al need 70 of sde o ore awe her
Kneel down and search, while I perspire,
--(New-orleans Times Democrat
An indication of the degree of humidity Of the
atmosphere found by Paris meteorologist In the
state of the pavements. When these remain muddy
there will be no immediate change in the weather,
but a change is indicated when they begin to dry.
'NIr. Ritan Tellit, tho American war correspond
that we should retreat to Klamtung instead Of to
And why does he advance such an ideaP" asks
'IIe says Klamtung will play up better in the
headlines. Judge
The Governor of Kansas is an editor, and Kansas
editors have certain jauntiness with the pen that
their brethren of the tanner East lack Governor
Hoch carries the editorial habit into the executive
chair. When bright idea strikes him. such as would
make pleasant editorial paragraph he sends It
special message to the legislature. A member
OF the lower house recently caused certain bill to
be passed twice. Governor Hoch promptly sent
the second bill back with message saving IT Was
the duty of the author ito set 'em up again {" Now
Kansas is a Prohibition State and the Democrats
in the Senate inquired whether the expression was
a proper one, coming from it's Governor Mr. Hoch
responded that the expression at any rate served
to wake the Democracy into some semblance Of Ufe
This is a mild version of what the Governor wrote
IL the words 'set EN- up again" would shock Kan
sas. the language OF his second message wouId csr
tainly astonish New-York.
Trials of Ghost-First Spool1 (desnairinrI,,N ,.,
no use did my best chain clanking act behind
Second spook-Didn't he yell?
NO ne only Jumped and said eThanIr 1aa1a,f
patch '''SpHs DIS
An enterprising editor in the interior Of N,sso,,
has added furniture and undertaking as stda I,ras
NOW IN order to stimulate business in thasa I,pas
ne Is offering to throw In first class obituary
notice with each coffin
NOT WORTH wHrI.n
Taikin' bout the weather. don't you recoll.ot ,,a
"hea the robin was a-singin'a It's not SO far
AN tne night y, when star dust shimmered an was
While the whi irs cor VIII ws .,nu,.
was goin' TO break. LIMO It's heart
It's hardly worth cOmpiainin' bout the weather of
When weather such as that is not so very far away
day when woodland perfumes are awakened by
Is surely worth tho trouble Of wintry storm or
two. ~~~NN "a
An the clover will DO oowin' in the sunshine an
An the bee win make his customary way from,
flower to flower, -'''i'
When weather such as that /. Just little while
away. -Washington Star.
This ought TO be good year for everybody. II
has hfty-three Sundays
DO you think that diet has anything to do with
Il certainly do ate some devilled ham last night
ana s-A- morning felt like Hades"--<JudX-A