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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Two-thirds Of what people call prin-
ciple is bullheadedness.
Ever remark how often heroes are
changed A hero seldom lasts three
months.
A man who behaves himself and is
Industrious can get along with mighty
little genius.
Photographs Of mother" never look
natural, because she seems to have
been idle when they were taken.
One of the most pitiful things in towr
is man who is dying, but who is able
to walk feebly on the streets at inter
vals
About every five minutes in con
ceited mans life he imagines the Gus
todian Of gems in the world above
hears Of his good deeds, grabs for an
other jewel and puts it into the crown
that is waiting for him.-Atchisol
| Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
THAT'S NOT THE SAME RING p

that Peters tricks would probably
save her performance led her to ex-
tend the invitation, and for the rest
she had faith in her skill as a social
general to keep Peter away from
Edith.
That her confidence was not mis-
placed was easily apparent to poor
Peter, who found himself blocked at
every turn in his endeavor to steal a
few minutes with Edith. So anxious
was Mrs Furbush to keep them apart
that she made the grave error Of
throwing Tom and Edith together too
much, and the girl was heartily sick
Of her boorish admirer long before the
end of the week.
Peter smiled as he noted these signs,
and, to Mrs Furbush's great delight,
he spent several hours a day in his
room practicing his tricks. It was her
first party in the new house, and she
wanted it to be talked about.
There were several tableaux, in
which Edith and Tom frequently fig
ured as lovers Of history, and then
while the participants in the tableaux
were dressing there were vocal and
instrumental numbers
At last Peter was announced, and as
he stepped upon the platform Edith,
escorted by Tom, passed down the
aisle to where front seats had been
reserved for the participants in the
| performance.
In contrast with the amateurish
work Of those who had gone before
Peters work was positively brilliant.
There were tricks he had never tried
before, and long before the end of his
programme his audience realized that
he was working with some end in view.
For his last trick he had saved the
ring boxes. Borrowing half dozen
rings in the audience, he ground them
in mortar, and, stuffing them into a
gun, fired at a box which had hung on
the stage all through his performance.
From this box he took a smaller one,
and so on until half dozen were piled
upon the stage, before he reached the
last box, within which lay five roses, to
the stems of which rings were tied by
ribbons. These he quickly tossed to
their owners and ran back to the stage
/ SIS there any lady who has not re.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
Peters Best
Trick
BY S. r. ELLISON
By S. R. ELLISON
Copyright. 1905, by K. A. Whitehead

Peters invitation to house parties
and week ends always wound up with
the request, more or less thinly yelled,
that he come prepared to do tricks.
But Peter was not as much Of a
nuisance as the usual parlor entertain
er. PIE was a really clever magician,
who under other circumstances might
have gained fame as professional,
and he enjoyed his performances him
self, though he was wont to proclaim
that he was loved not for himself alone,
but for what he could do.
He did not mind as rule the prom
inence given his work, but he had more
than half decided to send polite re-
grets to Mrs. Furbush when he learned
that Edith Percy would be one of the
guests.
Don't forget to bring your very best
tricks" Mrs. Furbush wrote, ''for we
shall have private theatricals on Sat
urday evening, and they will come in
very handy"
Peter thought Of the scandalous fash
ion in which she had sought Edith Per-
cy for Tom Furbush, and there was a
hidden meaning in his polite assurance
| that he would have some new expert
ments for the delectation Of Mrs. Fur
| bush's guests.
Had it not been for Tom Furbush, he
| thought, he would already have beer
able to win Eyes" from Edith, bu
twice, when he had been on the verge
Of a proposal, Tom had numbered
around some corner with sheepisf
grin to claim her for dance or Il
deliver a message from his mother.
Peter firmly. believed that Mrs. Fur
bush could feel him go into conserva
tory or cozy corner with Edith, ever
though her back was turned. There
would be an additional charm in win
ming Edith under that good lady's yer,
nose.
That she should have tolerated hin
at her house party was not to be ex
planned upon any other ground thar
that she needed him for her entertain
ment, and, truth to tell, Mrs. Furbusl
waited long before she wrote the in
vitation while she weighed the ques
ton of her need. Only the knowledg
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
A Proper Distinction.

Here is a story Of John Fiske which
illustrates his franknesS:
1t seems that one day his wife had
to report to him that their son had
been guilty Of calling Mrs. Jones, a
neighbor, fool and Mr.. Jones a much
worse fool. .....
Professor Fiske sent for the young
ster and when he appeared in the Ii
brary said to him sternly, 'My son, is
it true that you said Mrs. Jones was 6
fool?'
Hanging his head, the boy replied
Eyes, father, did"
''And did you call Mr.. Jones a worse
fool?"
Eyes, father"
After moments reflection the ia
nous historian said slowly, well, M.
son, that is just about the distinction
I should make."-Boston Record.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
"LoOk Pleasant"

What would be the effect upon civil
lization if everybody would keep con-
stantly in mind that suggestion of the
photographer, Look pleasant The
most difficult part of the photographers
work is the effort to get the subject be-
fore the camera to rid himself of the
cold, stiff, set expression Of his face
and to replace it by a genial, kindly
look or smile. He is not willing to
reproduce the sitter until he succeeds,
because he knows that the change Of
expression will transform the photo
graph.
How the habit of looking pleasant
would revolutionize our natures and
civilization itself! If we could only get
rid Of the hard, eager, worried look ha-
bitual to many Of US, not for the few
seconds we stand before the camera
but for all our lives, how bright the
world would grow!
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
Face screen For Lepers.

In the leper colony Of Audijan, Tur-
kestan, there are a number of women
who have become professional beggars.
The sad creatures on whom the fright
full disease has made visible marks use
large fans made Of leaves to shield
their faces when they present their
palms for coppers The oddly shaped
screens are large enough to entirely
conceal the head, and if the hands, too,
have begun to show signs Of the dis
ease pieces Of linen are sometimes
wound over them.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19

ceived her ring?' he called, with an as
sumption of anxiety.
You have not returned Miss Percy's
ding called Tom sharply.
chats so,'' admitted the magician,
examining the box. Il am sure that all
six were loaded into the gun"
.sWell," said Tom complacently, II
guess one of them hung fire, then. I
am positive Miss Percy has not her
ring
Edith, sharing the general belief that
something had happened to spoil the
trick, sought to silence her companion,
but Tom would have none Of it.
The favor accorded Peters tricks an
gered him. He was clever in none Of
the society ways and bitterly jealous
of those who We're If Peter had made
mistake he would force it home; he
| would humiliate him and make him
laughingstock.
II admit that Miss Percy gave me
the ring" agreed Peter, '!but I am also
| positive that I shot it into that box
and not into my pocket Did any Of
you see the charge scatter" He turned
to the audience. None was prepared
to admit the fact
| SIT must be around here somewhere, /"
he Went on anxiously as he raised the
| bits Of apparatus on the table and
peered under them
ut couldn't have gone on the table,
insisted Tom, ''if you put it in the
gum
"No?" said Peter. "Quite to the con
trary; think shot it into this bottle
He tapped the bottle with small
hammer, and it fell apart, disclosing s
turtledove with a ring tied about it,
neck. A mur1nur ran through the audi
ence as the people realized that Peters
anxiety had merely been a bit of by
play, and Tom bit his lips until the.
bled as he saw how he had been LEI
into helping Peter out.
Peter came forward with the dove
and as he detached the ring and slip
ped it on Ediths finger he whispere,
} something.
She blushed and nodded, but Tom
sharp eyes caught a glimpse Of tn
ring.
"Hi," he called, chats not the sam
ringw
SIS that your ring, Miss PercyT h
; asked. ....
TT is" she replied as a wave of pin
swept over her cheeks.
: "But hers was pearl" persiste
Tom. This is a diamond solitaire"
Then the full force Of what the rim
meant swept over him, and he sa
down very suddenly,
"Since Miss Percy acknowledges tn
ring as her own" said Peter quietl!
II do not see what right you have
complain. The pearl ring you will fin
also on Miss Percy's finger"
Tom glanced at the hand and sa'
that Peter spoke the truth. That's a
right" he clustered, 'but what's tn
otherY'
"That," said Peter calmly, lis SOM
thing that does not particularly col
Germ you" And more than Edit
smiled at the remark, for they realize
that Peter Vanes best trick was
place an engagement ring on Edith
finger under Toms very nose
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
An Only Daughter
Cured of Consumption.

When death was hourly expected, all
remedies having failed, and DR.. H.
James was experimenting with the
many herbs Of Calcutta, he accident
ally made preparation which cured
his only child of consumption. His
child is now in this country, and en-
joying the best of health. He has
proved to"the world that Consumption
can be positively and permanently
cured. The Doctor now gives this
recipe free, for two 2-cent stamps to
pay expenses. This herb also cures
. Night Sweats, Nausea at the Stomach
and will break up a fresh cold in
twenty-four hours. Address GRAD
DOCK & CO., 1892, Race ST., Phila-
delphia, naming this paper.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
Charity Begins Mt Home.

The absentminded Professor Lump
lin is always SO shabbily dressed and
presents altogether such broken
down appearance that the other day
on seeing his own image reflected in a
large mirror he drew out his purse to
give himself an alms.-Lustige Batter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
Posted.

Mistress trying on one of her new
gowns Eorah, how does this dress
fit? Norah (without looking up)-Not
very well, ma'am. found it a little
tight under the arrums. - London An
swers.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
Western agency.
Cuban Chemical Co.
524 Boston Blk. MINNEAPOLIS,

II GUIANA is not kept in stock by your re-
tail or wholesale druggist, call or address the
above number, and your order will be
promptly flied.
We prepay freight on all orders of one doz-
en- or more dollar bottles to any part of the
United States.
Putup in two sizes, at so cents and ST. Copper
bottle, or six large bottles for S..
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19

The Chemical Co.,
So old and strong aud healthy without
with Carh for which finally threw
would have been dead had not taking Cub
medicine, o
without had
the
family
all WE'LL will cheerfu
j. DEWITT
1851 West Lake ST.. Minneapolis Mimi
delay Write today
diseased
of
efree
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
OUR GUARANTEE,


We guarantee first, that GUIANA
will cure all the diseases as described in
the above list. We next state to you
that if you find that, after taking the
first large bottle of Guiana, you do not
see any improvement in your case, come
back to US with the empty bottle and
get your money back. We will forfeit
500 for any case of catarrh that we
cannot cure if our medicine is taken as
directed.
Our mission is to cure. diseases, and
werealize that people are tired of being
humbugged into buying worthless stuff
sold under guarantee to cure, and finally
| being swindled out of their money. We
don't want your money unless we can
! help you. We have medicine, not an
| alcoholic beverage which aggravates
| your disease when the effects of the in.
toxicant is gone, and leaves you worse
off than before, with the added curse OF
the whisky or drug habit fastened upon
you.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
CuBANAICURES

Kidney Complaint, DiabetfS,
Liver Disease, Sick Headache,
Bladder Troubles Malaria,
Rheumatism, Consumption,
Dyspepsia, Catarrh,
Diarrhoed, Coughs,
CostiyeneSS, Eczema,
ScrofuIa, Boiis,
Colds, La Grippe Ehimples, Piles,
Blood HumorS, Frequent Urindtion.
Dropsy, All Urinary Disorders
Female Weakness EFysipeias,
ImDotency, All Private Diseases
Painful and Irregular Menstrdtfon.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19

A combination of Roots, Herbs, Banks
Gums and Balsams of the island of Cuba
scientifically prepared and blended for
the prevention and cure Of disease
This medicine has been used in various
forms by the CubaLs for hundreds of
years. The native shrubs and vegeta-
BILE life OF this tropical island are high
ly medicinal, nurtured and warmed by
a tropical sun and rlpened by soft sea
bree1es. They bring the health and in.
vigo1ating properties Of the ocean t.
your very doors.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-07-19
Cured of Running Sores.

Mr.. Julius Rees of Minneapolis says:
For years suffered from running sores in
the ears, caused by scarlet fever when was
wears old. paid out hundreds of dollars
to doctors and specialists in this and the old
country. Found no relief until | used bot
There has been no recurrence of the disease
TN TO the present time,''
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
BlgA1OYECA De .IA DGMOCRAUAs

nvo n.sts ds rsposo bs.ts no habs ee1do reomA
suano pudiera avva recusrdo dc Ia m'dre de Mani Asrs
maba padre dandole opinion soore todas las eosa
mssrtante. vAs sin 10 eservs; slsos declrle en-
aon de shinKa:
-PerfsctamsAts. aabas mas cue yo
Enpsrs an DIS sbasnds sobre oopas de nkS cor
screro mtar favofto lsnz6 una mrsda 50 esnsoe do
{ este r6ndsIs:
-Ts digo Nambs que deses sasogar sspssi una
to vsrks sscsrnscdo cn ssmpa6n per
ignorausa.
Namba por dsmls .gud. vic psrplsjc para contsass
no hzo jugAr torpemente SD De ehee
despu6s NsmbA dio su que has deban esudia
demaAdo debendo concrerse educacn de una escuea
ptblcl.
Mani fuE nina buena inteigente. GusttbaIe gu
padre recb ell ombero de cu9ndo solo contaba dos
aGo Ia levaba nodrza bszos 81 portal despedlrlo II
coraz6n dc nina brzna de rba en- pmavera
aunque cuban las 6mas neves crec 10 obstante cuando
(stss Sc deren las oprimen las pad> La afcc6n
sot6 Mani morir madre fuS demas ado protundo
de ocho a6os iquen podra dudar que egars
desaSrs hormossms flor 81 solo Ia 6a6Ab Ia bondadosa luz
del so Naturamsns age tnidA principle euaAdo
apas6 madss de bosa sranse los oIos go sbsuoa Ell
caheo psnado IL extrsnsa rsIe tan psrtsmido
FGe lie hubiera sdo Ia nadrastra gnEre e eoazoH de
apSae Mani hsher estads tan prevndR coAtrA Ia nfe
Depsvata De tAso egest' peaantesci Ago resusVa sa
esa tarD uha dulee 6ngenua fuera uRs loVsn
"a dearrolda Di6se sempre soa 10 pobre Nm para cue
lEtera trEte fro ell mundo Tea madre pero
pods amsrA tenia hermaHa ladR quererh De
guramprte Qae tents padre I Is Bodrz tia AerHAna
de dsr nAare mucha sfeeo proesarA es
IL tia viva ellis lku cue una crAda como
Ia mAdIstrS vA ocurrfa s saqusr mueiA de
afeso hubiers lido periudei tmboE ooo sue
dIbl padre TODD hAsl e cuaae ae 80
contrAriar Ia mIdras ben 10 hAsa por oeA de Nan
Sofia reprende nina preseLcia de mdre pero espaaN
de m eonsoba con breVes pero sntdW frae' IiH ueha
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
NAMI-kO
no eso sHtar A Ika s nirsbA s ssmsate con sjss

sso saHtar Iku 10 miraba s samkaate son sss
que brilaban de eontento.
-He eantsdo demaaaao tenge sed
Sientc ne haber traidc poso dse dio ID canarara
por via de excusa desasando un paquets decshr6
tortas suihi
Con las naranjss basts die Tskes; nondando una de
elias contnu6: Mira Nsmsan puede nsndar una naran
iaasf.
Oh 81; estoy segura de poaer.
Mi sehor nerrsmpl6 Ia camaers les keeshss que hA
bels eexso estan mezclados ctras hierbAs.
Cudsdo Traas de cubrir falta kalsndola en- otros
do Y'kse. 4so que tiempe ,xradabsl lSe snte une
tan bien
Es efsso que ciele tsa hsrnosol Una pisxa de t,la
como ea hi precloso vGsdo DAMS observe Mani
y qulzis neor para chaqseta de mano. Ql6 fra
gaaca tan deisiesa Escuchs ala cABta uHs alondrs
Ya desssass bsstante tQa6 to parece 81 vsvi6ramesk
Auestra tarea Matsu !-do A nodzA ga cenpARera
smbas SO alejaron coger mss helechos.
-Cuaaao de dear alEunos Iku. lVerdad qus es msy
dSpueIts edadi
ST. en- efecto
-NamsaH, tte sientss fatigldAl
No Me parese que me he divertido tsHto.
Chn mls Vlales per ell mar ne aneuenrs { meaudo cen
hermo vatas; sne especial belxl paje ests
desde cona slevada ives pared blanca que centes
ala pie Ia zquierda EI ShhukAwA donde tonsncs nm
refgerc Ell anino de Ia subds YES aro oue usress una
luego sguendo verteRe del Monte Aksg ben ALI donde
ssblr Ell huno ALA al pie de Ia vertsne aHma ago Kse
pueblo de Msyebhi Qu( aquel ho paeado que se
dv ALA Es ell Tone No puede yer mss eios poroue
confunden las D bos hfb trAido snteojo mo es
verdad Mani Peea auiza dospu6 tsde serS mas pee
tco Ell fohdo ob,curo eo3fnso.
NImi puso Ia msro sbre Ia rodls do TIkso ysuapr6
-iCufnto me sgrsdafil vVr .Qu csntgo semprefdiiO.
Aprecleron dos msrposM de aureoS eoores, tocIndo
gsrsmene mEgl de Mani, proIgueren vuelo entence
ecueh6 de soRrs hebs de proAto
e'yo una somsra al lesgo deInte de loa amsHteG
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05

Total. .$1s4. .s3l
G. r sSoRAK, sueerintendente.
GAEsxA b sTUBsx, Agsntes Generates
JUANk. BAE, KsPressntante Especial.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
N0TICJAS DEL DJA

ker 7. Washington, en- Tuskeegee,
Jimenez, ausioso de un
campo mas accho donde dessrrolar
sus iniciatIvas, va 4 una escuela nor
NAL del estado Pennsylvania,
Ell Inspector de Ssnidad del Dis.
trito Norte doctor Lugo viha, sali6
esta maf1ana para ell Dorado elegir
terrenos para un nuevo cementerio
que va q construirse en- aquella po.
blaci6n.
-Ha sido procesado por ell juez
municipal de Manatf ell individuo
Bernabe Martinez Natal, acusado de
escalamlento. Este ha sido pueeto 4
disposition del fecal de- la Corts de
Arecibo.
Francisco ORTIZ fue multado hoy
con cinco pesos, por II sultos provo
cacionea q 10 seflora Boleslabia Wis.
bal.
Ell cabo Marcelino Sierra, de
Puerta de TERRA, le ocup6 anoche en-
aquel bsrrio una navsja barbera
Carmen Lopez, la cual arrest6 y de-
nuncI6 hoy, siendo castigada 6sta cor
Is pssos de multa.
-DESPUES de probar todos loi
anganosos rsmedios que SO anunciar
es cuando mas sc agradece Ia ehcacis
RADICAL del Digestive Mojarrleta
Guys superioridsd estS universalment'
confrmada para curar las enfermsda a
des del est6mago,
Curaciones desesperadas on perso
aas bien conocidas, q,M 10 tomarol
dnrante tres meses, san las Que 10 hal
hecho glorioso, pero uu solo estuch
produce melor sfecto qua una dozens
de frascos de cualquisr otro remedio
porQue ademas de ser el dnico verd O
dero Curative radical del estomago
ldel intestine, sin enganosa acci6
calmante, es Digestive y Puri6cado
dc los alimentos.
Sc dsbe exigir que cada hosti
tenga grabado el nombre Digestiv
Moiarrieta.
De venta en- las fsrmacias de 10
seilores M. Blanooy c., Ramon Alma
zan, y Fldel Guillermety de San Jus
Puerto Rlco); y enlas princi pales drc
guerfas de Europa y America. Dep(
sito en- Paris, ruedes Haupriettes, 4
M. Msrtinez, j. Diaz otro'
han sido se1te oialos hoy a IS d
mu IA cada uno, pr de,obediencia
la policfs.
Para mahsna estan senalados q
la Corte municipal los ju'cios crimi
males contra Marcelino ORTIZ, por hur
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05
CURA GA7ANTIzADA PARALAS
ALMORRANAS

SiAplss y sangrantss; sxtsrieres
y con picaz6n. 81 no cura no pagus.
Los Boticarios estan autorixados per
los manufactureros del UNGUkNTO
DE PAZO & dsvolvsr el dinero 81 Ia
msdicina dsia de curar cualquier caso
de almorraAas, aunQue Sea cr6nico.
Los casos ordinarios 50 curan en- ssis
dias, los rsbeldss, On catorce. Una
aplicaci6n do alivio y sosiego. La
picaz6n 80 calna instant&ns amente.
Es un nuevo dsscubrimients y el dnioo
que ofrece cen una garantfa positiva
81 81 boticario no 10 tiene 20 10
enviaremos de aquf al recibir sellos do
eorreos equivalentss { so csntavos en-
orc americana, dirigiendo la carta .
PARIS MEDICINE CO., st. Luis,
Mo, e. q. de A., fabricantss do las
PASTILLAS LAXANTES DE BRO.
MO-QUININA, 81 c4lsbrs rsmsdio pa
lra los rssfriados.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-10-05

TO; Jose Soto per hurto; Ramon Agos.
to, por abuse du confsnza; N!comsdes
Ocho.eco, por sgresl6n y Ramon Ro-
Jas, por hurt.
Hoy no Sc han celebrsdo juicIos
en- Ia Corte municlpsl de San Juan.
-Si Sc tranIforma La Presa
con ingenio y ligereza
y obtiene aplauso y loor,
porque toma eervsza
marca sPabs,s que es Ia mejor
Son Agertes dc eata cervsza M. R.
Calde,6r, T.tuin II.
LOS PIANOS cue han sobrssx-
lido en- Sstos iltinos cinso aros y por
Ssta raz6n los reconsndados por 10,
profssorss de mdsisa de mas prsstigio
en- 10 isla, son los dc 10 fabrisa Kshlsl
s. Campbell, dc New York, do Ia sua
ss agsnts On San Juan A. S. Bslaval
Apartado 81, y { quisn pusds usts.
dirigirss para msjorss informss.
r91 Se6ors:? Qliere I'd. tener nj
aos sanos y robustos? lQliere I'd
que su marido viva felIz y contento
Compre I'd. los ar,iculos mas 6nos
selectos en- casa de CERECEDO.
-Por so ctvs 6 81 semanaes com
HrarA usted un reloj de orc do Is 5
dollars. f. Kehrhshn y Cs San Fran
cisco %. Tambien vendemos fuego
altifciales.
E9-VENTA.-Sims6n Rovirs, dut
no dc 10 suarta parts de In casa dc |
cslls do San Francisco So do ssta o.
pit.l, la vsnds. Dirijirss 81 On Agu,
dilla para proposieionss. 1s.ll
PARA curar un rssfriado On u
ua dia tome las ePastillas lax antss {
bromo-suinina.s N boticario 10 d.
volvera oil dinsro 81 NO 50 cura. I
irma dc Z. r. Crevs 80 halla On cad
cajita.