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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1905-11-24

miooag ffal De bape Ceres Julonagt. ssor ppriiat
er 9e ielOfplgeltg ~forpligtet til at iagttage ben opbeite
5opsbeo angaae1loe Ceres Misiiou, ogiaa Der / Berlin.
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1naa bqpe Sel6 mes Gem peo oenne %panifelige 0p-
gape, Der freezer lige iaa n1egen 9aft ion @faooinar-
beo."
~SSeg taffer Gem, ST.. Gireftpr, for Sen perlige
Gillio, Sc piier mig" ioareoe sllien. rSseg fan
blot lobe Gem, at leg ifal beitrebe mig al poerite Gpne
for at piie mig Deres 9ilio %paroig."
Meo ct Saanotrpf, Ser 1eiten bar penifabeligt,
tg Direftpren Mffe6 me6 bam.
DIN Afteren reiite Mlien til 8rpsie1. San foripmte
lite, fsr bar iteg / &oget, at ien6e ct Sort til Sen.
&icteri ife 6an1ilie, ffient ban allere6e bub6e fneogipet
vSbigerpapo" De bierteligie &iliener til De unge @i-
ger.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-31

I wud file his teeth or ilse moozle
him. Pore Micky! I can see him
yit, strooglin' like the brave man
that he waz. Yis, an I room some
precayrious chances av gittin' bit
mesilf, offerin' me condolences.
Av all the consayvible names i'm
aginable not wan waz Effective till
some wan suggested the iffyca-
ciousniss av hot wather. It waz
afther takin' two pals av that, as
the mayor throo the first wan on
Grogan's other lig.
Me thoughts wur annythin' tx
cipt patriotic wild Micky in the
hospital contractin' bludpizen in
wan lig an ampytation in the
other wan. B'jabers! If me di-
ploomacy failed me in maxim a
comprymize wild his wildly, thin
me own pipe wud go out. Wild
such thoughts in me hid [ follied
the parade an saw the balloon GO
up. The main evint av the day
waz held in the square where a
platform had been ericted. Seat
ed aroun' the orators stand wur
the blud av nobility an the ward
leaders.
AS soon as the mayor intro
jooced me [ made a Chesterfield
ian bow an launched foorth on
"In union there is stringht." In
cissant talkin' makes man dry,
so ixthractin' wan av the sifoon
bottles [ aimed it at a glass an
prissed the prisser. Safety valves
an brooms! Yez shud how seen
1t squirt sitter. Swish! Swish!
It whit in me eyes an on the
ground wild painful ifict. Faith
it waz not mesilf that cud be af-
Their seein' to miss some wan ilse
was it? Anyhow, thin barbay-
rians redooced me hid to poolp
befoor they realized the mistake.
I nov always said that outside av
Galvy, Kankakay is the boomest
burg in the state, an that is final.
E. E.. III.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-31

that they lead one on to further
efforts. With a clean body and
clean surroundings, always on the
alert for the ever-present but elE-
sive disease germ, there is much
that will stimulate men in their
ambition for higher morals, for, to
repeat, Cleanliness is next to
godliness. . " E. w. M.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-31
FRAGMENTS
>BY BILL NYE, JR.>

The photographer seems to be
at peace with the world-he gen.
orally takes things as they come.
DIR. Osler says freckled- faced
girls make excellent housewives.
Result: the noses of the speckled
beauties are turned sky high.
Come again, Doc.
An Iowa man has gone clean
crazy as a result of his constant
craving for Packers Tar soap.
He will languish in an insane asy-
lum until his mental organs have
been thoroughly rinced.
& & &
No domestic feuds have been
reported from Kentucky for two
whole weeks. We are at a loss to
account for this unusual cessation
of hostilities, unless a press GEN.
sorship exists.
At last people are beginning to
realize the fact that the earth is
not round. Rockefeller, Morgan
and few other big guns have had
it cornered for a considerable
length of time to our knowledge.
We have often wondered which
class Of birds is the feetest, and
have reached the conclusion that
the ones stamped upon Uncle Sam
uels cart wheels are about as swift
as the rest of them.
The cotton fields of the South
are infested with the destructive
boil. weevel, while the wheat belt
of the North is confronted with
the hobo evil. The East and the
West are still to be heard from.
The corn crop of Missouri and
Kansas will reach 525,0OO,00O
bushels. Tho this is an unprece-
denied yield we are unable to pre-
dict any material change in the
grade Of Irish disturbance.
A certain DR.. Adler springs the
threadbare chestnut that he has
discovered perpetual motion. We
extend our coincidence the moment
he tries to demonstrate the myster-
les of his theories to an enlight-
ened public.
Z The mysterious element which
has caused great Inconvenience of
late in sending or receiving wire-
less messages between New York
City and the outer harbor, has at
last been discovered. It is none
less than the statue of Goddess of
Liberty herself. WomanY OF
cnnrsa. Who else could the blame
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-31
BASEB

Standing of the Clubs in the National
and American Leagues, and
American Association,
August so.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-31
Muldo0n'S Labor Day
Grafton.

whin a comfy av dillygates from
Kankakay axed me, wud I condy-
sind mesilf to room their Laboor
Day parade an make a few oratoo-
rial orations? As a matter av
fact I intinded to spake at Lincoln
Park, but knowing the inconsist-
insy av Chicago min, ESPECIALLY
their abilities to sthrike on amy
ould day, incloodin' leap year an
Christmas, it lid me into dape
meditation. Yis! I had a fooney
presintymint that they might be-
come refractory on Labor Day.
Politicians av the prisInt age
room aginst some hoorybIe timp-
tations amoong the ups an downs
av ticknycal observations. Faith,
it's not mesilf that's a virgin, all
the same it's wild repoognapce I
lux at amy kind av hypocritical
dissimylation. Yis, B'gorry, 1t
takes more than the equivolint to
break me wor'rd voluntarily, an I
tould thin so.
"Arrah g'wanW bawled Nc Carly.
"Tis that we can be fxin' wild
aise; shure we'll give yez twinty-
five extry an hov hydraulic bottles
full av sitter wather on the plat
foorm."
Av coorse, there are momints
whin the volition av a mans psy-
Geological mimbrance is timpoora-
rily soospinded; anyhow, twas
wan av thin an me luv fer sitter
wather that lost me hid. "Gintle-
min,"s SEES I, "fllysophically spak-
in, Kankakay is out of me class, but
remimberin' whin McCarty tinded
mason, tbs wild the humility an
benivolince av me ould age that I
acquiesce in favoor av yer over
whilmin' generosity an unpresy-
dinted honor"
Wild owls an peanoots! Think
av it, the grandillyquince av me
vocal delivery STONED thin some
thin awful. Shure, the acknowl-
idgmint av me acciptince waz SO
incompryhinsyble fer their parry
lized intillictual understandin' that
none av thin had enough prisince
av mind lift to applaud me spach.
IT'S not I that wud insoolt me
contemporaries INTENTIONALLY, but
I want to say that the aristockrisy
not only rooms the airth, but
shields depravity an 1lliteracy
amoong some av the big goons.
"Par bloo!' Doesn't it imply that
both av thin propagate more
international conception than car
barnic acid an distimper COM
bined? Yez can bet a small
national bank that it does more
than that. Not wishin' to cawse
me readers UNNECESSARY fateeg I
will now commince to recapitoo-
late.
Arrivin' at our designation,
Grogan, mesilf, an Grogan's moo
dawg wur met be six brass bands
an tired landaw. livery
wan waz bawlin'.> 'Hooraw fer
Muldoon the mkt presydint."
The Inauguration av me promy-
nince called fer somethin' ixtim-
poraneous, so / touId thin that
munissyple ownership av strate
cares an gas plants wud beni6t
polytics an incydintly redooce the
price av gas stoves. Grogan re-
sponded wild a characteristic exycu-
ton av Casey at the bat" So
realistic waz the rendition that
the dawg cudn't diffyrintiate it
from somethin' wild, an in, a mo-
mint av mintal ALTERATION soonk
his fangs in Micky's lig. Wee
wee! But thin bool dawgs how g
tenayshus grip; shure if I had wan
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-31

perated wife, VINO, AFTER dp-
pealing in vain to her husband
to rock their crying baby, burst
forth: 81 don't care, John, it's just
as much your baby as it's mine;" to
whom John replied: "Well, you
rock your half and I'll let my half
holler." We are often assuming
the attitude of John by rocking
the intellectual half of our make
up and letting the physical half
boiler. And we do this with ap-
parently the same indifference
and with the same unintentional
disregard of the consequences as
the unconcern manifested by John
when he let the half of the baby
holler. In the hope that some of
these remarks may prove to be the
syrup that shall soothe the physi-
cal half that is hollering, l shall
-confne my remarks to the hygiene
of cleanliness as applicable to i'm
mediate and possible practice.
This, of course is necessary, for to
tell you how to apply the science
of hygiene in the home, or in
cases of sickness would be without
much value. We are neither sick
NOR do we feel exactly Eat home"
Hygiene is the name of that de-
apartment of science which relates
ITO the preservation of health; it
embraces everything directly or
indirectly connected with physical
we'll being, except the direct use
of medicines or medical treatment.
Hygiene is really far-reaohing
science; it does not confne itself to
sthe necessity Of bathing, the value
~of exercise or the art of dining; in
fact, it is an important matter
wherever human beings exist. The
application of hygiene principles
lis matter worthy of careful study,
for it is most important factor of
health, happiness and longevity.
James Mcneil Whistler, the
noted artist, once stopped to ques-
ton a particularly ragged and
dirty newsboy in London. GLOW
old are your" said the artist.
"Seven, SIR was the reply.
"Oh, you must be more than
that"
mo sir, I amt" returned the
urchin.
Turning to a friend who was
with him, the artist said reflective
ly: II don't think he could get
that dirty in seven years, do you?'
This illustration serves to show
that the habit of cleanliness can
not be begun too early, for it is
the greatest protection against
NEARLY all disease. Cleanliness
really is the greatest aim of all
hygiene regulations.
There is very old saying that
A'Cleanliness is next to godliness."
sand no one questions the truth of
at. Even ministers have quoted
this expression in the pulpit,
which shows that they also recog-
nize the close alliance between the
hygiene of the body and the hygi-
enc of the soul. In fact, it would
be strange if it we're otherwise, for
it seems rational to suppose that
any person that respects the soul
will endeavor to keep a clean
earthly tabernacle around it.
However, this is moralizing, I will
confine myself to practical facts.
What is cleanliness? Cleanliness,
in the sense intended in this pa
per, simply means absolute free
dom from noxious dirt. Now,
there are different kinds of dirt;
there is what some people are
.pleased to term "clean dirt" and
there is foul dirt. But whether
amy particular dirt is clean or foul
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-08-31
Che Hygiene Of Cleanliness.

ant but harmless, or whether it is
dangerous on account of being
poisonous or on account of the
presence of living disease germs,
and it should be placed where 1t
belongs.
It is true that there Is a great
deal of dirt that, altho unpleasant,
is quite harmless, as far as any
tangible injury to health is con-
cerned. Indeed, an immense
amount of dirt in the form of dust
may even be inhaled if it is free
from poisonous or other injurious
substances. But there is also an
actively dangerous dust, dust
that carries with it not only poi
sonous substances but also disease
germs Of the virulent type. How
ever in the absence of an analysis,
we can only guess as to the nature
of any dirt or dust. In most cases
where there is visible dust and
dirt, there is also actively danger
Gus dirt, that is, dirt that is some
times not visible, but that
contains active poisons. Therefore,
all visible dirt becomes objection
able. Bacteria-laden dirt is a
menace that must be guarded
against at all times. Millions of
bacteria may be present in a room,
or on small part of the surface
of something in room, and we
may even have countless numbers
served in meal without knowing
it, since they cannot be recognized
by taste, smell or feeling.
The paper I hold in my hands
may be so infected with bacteria
as to shatter my nervous system
we're a microscopic examination
made of it. However, it is not my
intention to brighten the hungry
from their meals nor the scribes
from their manuscripts, but simply
to show how ignorant we are of
the presence of bacteria even in
the things that receive the closest
scrutiny. The only safeguard is
cleanliness-reaL cIeanlauess-and
this is as easy to secure as it is
eficacious.
In the particular shop where it
is part of my duty to assist in the
cleaning up each morning, our
main diffic ulty seems to be in
knowing how to sweep. One Of
the boys-either through practice
or the lack of it-has attained the
faculty of standing in one corner
of the room and with his broom
throwing the dirt through the door
twenty feet away. The clouds Of
dust caused by such sweeping are
a source of much annoyance and
are the cause, to large extent,
of the present indisposition on the
part of our president. Another
man has the habit of rubbing
the dirt into the cracks and crew
ices, but this method is more nat
ural and human. Men, particularly,
are noted for rubbing it in 1
believe, that in sweeping, as in all
other household work, except chop
ping wood, carrying out ashes and
lacking down carpets, women are
w
Another baneful habit, and one
often very dangerous to life, is
that of reckless splitting ''to all the
points of the compass so to
speak. This is a habit that in
our surroundings should bring up
on it's head the most pronounced
disapproval and condemnation.
There are men, who, through
long practice and a suitable brand
of tobacco, can hit the bull 's-eye
of cuspidor at twenty or thirty
PAGES, but the average man cannot
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30
Mimic Warfare.

The United States is so warlike that
1t INDUCES in mimic warfare nearly
every year. About the time The hot
weather strikes us and the SILLY sea-
son" is here, then there are battles
with blank cartridges and hostile
events with searchlights. 1t is anus
ing TO an outsider to see how serious
the officers are in arranging the de-
tails of these battles" They were
not as serious during the Spanish war
or when we were using 100000 sol
diers to pacify the Filipinos. The at
tack of the navy upon the forts at the
eastern entrance of Long Island sound
few years ago and the sham battles
at Manassas last year seemed to be
about the limit. but the attacks" on
Baltimore and Washington this year
capped the climax of absurdity. Good
target practice, maneuvers of ships
and the drilling of the soldiers is es
sential and sensible, but these make
believe" fights between the navy anc
the army and the sham battles be
tween two commands of the army
seem to have carried us back to the
days of long ago.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30
Defied Governor.

st. Louisville express directions
of Governor Folk that the Delmar race
track be raided Saturday and all al
legged violators of the antibetting law
be taken into custody were not car
ried out beyond the arrest of eight
persons, quietly made by two deputy
sheriffs, and Sheriff John Herpel of
st. Louis county has issued state
ment to the effect that he was oppos-
ed to the raid and troops would not be
sent until he requested them, and
furthermore he does not believe they
are necessary for the handling of the
situation.
When informed of the statements
of Sheriff Herpel, Governor Folk said
he did not care to be quoted again
on the race track conditions in st
Louis county. but that in addition tc
taking steps to stop the alleged viola
lions of the law at Delmar track he
would take steps forthwith for the
removal of Sheriff Herpel.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30
MISS GENfvlvE MAY
CATARRH OF STOMACH
CURED BY PE-RU-NA

Miss Genevive May, 1917 s. Meridi-
an St., indianapolis, Ind, Member
Second High School Alumni Assn,
writes:
"Peruna is the finest regulator of dis
ordered stomach | have ever found. 1t
certainly deserves high praise, for it is
slillfuy prepared.
81 was in terrible condition from a
neglected case of catarrh of the stom-
ach. My food had long ceased to
be of any good and only distressed me
after eating. was nauseated, had
heartburn and headaches, and felt run
down completely. But in two weeks
after 1 took Peruna 1 was a changed
person. A few bottles of the medicine
made a great change, and in three
months my stomach was cleared of ca
tarrh, and my entire system in a better
condition. "-Genevive May.
Write DR.. Hartman, President Of Th'
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio
for free medical advice. All CORE
epondence held strictly confidential.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30
An Elegant Summer Book.

Just issued by the Oregon Railroad q Naviga-
ton Company.
"Restful Recreation Resorts" the
1905 Summer BOOK issued by the pass
enger department of the Oregon Rail-
road g. Navigation company contains
48 pages and cover. Fifty-eight cuts
being used to illustrate the trips up
and down the. Columbia river, to the
mountains, beaches and inland resorts.
The cover is done in three colors add
ing materially to the beauty and effec-
tiveness of the publication, which may
be had by sending two cents in stamps
to A. L. Craig, General Passenger
Agent of the Oregon Railroad g. Navi-
cation company, Portland, Oregon. II
is good thing to send to your friends
in the East who expect to visit the
Lewis & Clark exposition.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30
Sinks British steamer.

Singapore. = The British India
Steamer Navigation company's steam
er Ikhona was sunk by the Russian
cruiser Terek June 5, $50 miles north
of Hongkong. The crew was landed
here by the Dutch steamer Ponlak,
which the Terek met June 10. The
Ikhona was carrying mails and rice
from Rangoon to Yokohama. The
Ikhona was a steel vessel of 526z
tons, built at Glasgow N 1900 She
was 410 feet long, with so foot beam
and was equipped with electricity
The steamer left Rangoon on May II
Her cargo was valued at $450,000.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30
just Discrimination in Railway Rates.

Just Discrimination in Railway Rates.
All railroad men qualified to speak
ON the subject in a responsible way are
likely to agree with President Samuel
Spencer of the Southern Railway when
he says: "There is no division of opin-
ion as to the desirability of stopping all
secret or unjustiy discriminatory de-
vices and practises of whatsoever char
acter.
Mr.. Spencer, in speaking of unjust
ly discriminatory rates and devices,
makes a distinction which is at once
apparent to common sense. There may
be discrimination in freight rates
which is just, reasonable and impera-
lively required by the complex COM
mercial and geographical conditions
with which expert rate makers have to
deal. To abolish such open and honest
discrimination might paralyze the in
dustries of cities, states and whole Sec
tions of our national territory.
This distinction between just and I'm
just discrimination is clearly recognize
ed in the conclusions of the Internal
tional Railway Congress, published
yesterday:
"Tariffs should be based on commercial prin-
ciples, taking into account the special cond1-
tiors which bear up the commercial value
oil the services rendered. With the reservation
that rates shall be charged without arbitrary
discrimination to all shippers alike under like
conditions, the making of rates should as faI
as possible have all the elasticity necessary To
permit the development of the traffic and to
| produce the greatest results 10 the public and
/ to the railroads themselves
The present proposal is, as Mr..
Walker D. Hines of Louisville showed
in his remarkable testimony the other
day before the senate Committee al
Washington, to crystalline flexible and
Justly discriminatory rates into fixed
Government rates which cannot bt
changed except by the intervention Of
some Government tribunal, and by THU
very process to increase "the tempts
ton to depart from the published rat'
and the lawful rate in order to NEE
some overpowering and urgent com
merclal condition. New York Sun.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30

Philadelphia Press: Consumption
is the disease of poverty. In Ham
burg, Germany, a report shows that
among those with incomes over 1878
year deaths were 1917 per 10000,
Among those with annual incomes OF
$3.50 year deaths were 60 per 10000
skiold larger. The proportion among
the poor is even greater here.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30

A German paper says the kaiser is
extremely fond of fresh vegetables and
that his favorite dish is the British
workman's steak and onions, though
cooked in the German fashion. With
this savory concoction he prefers
mashed potatoes.
Ask myself daily how many I'll
minded persons thou hast shown
kind disposition.-Marcus Antonius.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30

The London Academy tells Of an old
woman who walked into shop and
asked to buy a circulating library"
Inquiry revealed that she wanted re-
volving library.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30

The island of Formosa produced ST.
100000 in gold last year. The noun
famous districts running through the
middle of the islands are believed to
contain rich gold deposits, but they
have not been explored yet.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30

Alexa Sergevitch Suvorin, editor Of
the Novoe Vremya, has been for years
the greatest figure in the Russian
journalistic world, a position he still
holds, in spite of the fact that he is
70. He is self made. having begun life
as a school teaches, and is now the
possessor of great wealth.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30

Joseph S. Knapp. of 79O Jefferson
street, Waverly, sent to the Sun Of
fee an egg weighing exactly a quar-
ter of a pound, which was laid on the
preceding day by an English black
breasted red game hen owned by him.
The egg is 6A inches in circumfer-
ence and 71S inches around point and
butt.-Baltimore Sun.
Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1905-06-30

"Is your milkman honest and con-
scientious?"
Indeed he is. overheard him tell
ing the cook that he boils all the wa.
ter he uses in the milk. "-Cleveland
Leader