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The Meeker herald., 1905-06-24
A Forcesui Reply.

Tommy-Pop. what is the greatest
force in local politics?
Pop-The police force. my son.
Philadelphia Record.
The Meeker herald., 1905-06-24
Life-savinw Activity,

Keep right on kicking-never mind the
hinGcring words folks utter:
The frog who fell into the churn kicked
up pound OF butter.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Meeker herald., 1905-06-24
FENDL.AiR.

40. h,;i2S.
Pcrclieron, 1850 pounds Mt :; ycmrs.
Black horsr,3 years old. This horse
wns imported to show mt The st. Louis
Fair and plrcia sci by tli,eonipnny.
The Meeker herald., 1905-06-24
Cured,

mo-" said the man in the mackin-
tosh. my wife doesn't give away any
of my old clothes or sell them to the
ragman my more. cured that habit.
effectually once"
"How was that?" they asked him.
'When l found she had disposed OF
a coat ! hadn't worn for several weeks
1 told her here was n letter in it she
had given me to mail the last time l
had it on. And that was no lie. either,
he added, with deep satisfaction.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15

Talking Of the conceit that little
success l. apt to engender in Young
artists. Sir Philip Burne-Jones once
said; MY father used 10 tell OF a
Young English 'nobleman who took
TO painting. lie did pasSable work,
cot innumcrahle commissions from
III llionairc tradesmen and became
In small way a lion. lie insisted
on driving my father 10 his studio
one dav % see lis Sork. Here ar
my two latest things. lie said ID.
their arrival. They are entirely dif
ferent IN subject and in treatment.
but I'm sure You'll like them bo.h
One j. portrait Of my uncle, copied
from an o.i fashioned Photograph
The other Is painting OF my grand
mother doing some needlework. NJ
father looked carefully al boil
paintings for moment. then lie
said, which one did YOU say Vas
your uncle ="
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15

Old Joshua Martin vas noted for
his ability to make a close bargain.
but once in awhile he met his match.
Il say, mister he began a. he
walked into barber shop one mar
ket day while waiting to dispose OF
his load, Earnings mighty bad
nowadays. You ought to lemme
have shave for cents. Why, if |
should tell YOU the price | had to
take for my garden sass
"Mebbe,' returned the barber.
but fact Is ! ought to charge YOU
double price NOW by rights, for
farmers faces are just about twice
as long as they used to be. You
ought to be thankful for being let
of on one fare"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
Poor 6aehelorl

There's no use talking. I'm goinS
10 get married, sald bachelor to
a married acquaintance the other
IA, while bu>lly engaged in sewing.
"ll,rc ! have worked Just twenty
min ties b. tie wv,ch irving To get
Ia, needl threaded. a,l then. Just
Is succeeded. pIllea the thread
ut lin. Is got 1t threaded and
nov after -cwia CA this button fast
nd stru .nd J I'D ii on the
Wrol' I'D. -nd 7 l..." nv work ali
ga Oh
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
hrpne,ism and ma,rinonx.

Why not use hypnotism a. an aid
10 matrimony: This brilliant idea
occurred To lads who listened 10 d
lecture on hypnotism By an eminent
physician. Volunteers from the au-
dlence went upon the platform AMI
were thrown into harmless frances.
80 the lady wrote TO the physician
next day stating that she desired TO
consult him. and he awaited her
coming, thinking ,he was a patient.
"0h, no" she said. Il am quite
well. but am very much in love
with man who will not ask me To
marry him. Now. | want to invite
him and YOU 10 lunch. 20 that YOU
can hypnotic him and make him
propose" The doctor exploded /
mlrth, then suggested that she
should trust to her own hypnotic
attractions But she went away OBJ
serving that hypnotist, are most un-
practical.-London Chronicle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
Definition Of Duty.

There was small boy who went
10 Sunday school When he went
home his mother asked him what tao
lesson was about. Faith" said the
boy. whats that his mother
asked. "Believin' what you've got ey-
cry reason To suppose amt 80" the
boy replied And then" he after
ward remarked. there was some
talk about duty. too" What's
duty" his mother asked him. "Oh,
duty" he replied. Is any old thing
that YOU have got TO do when YOU
want 10 play baseball. y Judge.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
PURIFYING OZONE.
A Powerful Disinfsetsnt Made By Ns-
ture From Air and Water.

All down through the ages When
nothing was known Of the microbic
cause Of putrefaction and when
street cleaners. even house cleaners,
were almost mheard Of. and streets
and houses and men were as dirty
a. they are now IN parts OF Russia
OF China. sickness and death, al
though frequent. were not 80 fire.
quent as they would have been with
out Natures watchful care over her
ignorant children.
Although man knew nothing about
il. there was a powerful dislnfectant
being constantly manufactured in
the worlds laboratory ont Of air and
water. and this substance burned up
the refuse which man did not know
enough 10 DESTROY. This purifier,
which the chemists discovered, Is
ozone. II Is made up Of oxygen
atoms i'm modified combination
and l. sometimes called active oxy-
gen because OF IL strong oxidizing
power. Ii i produced during thun-
der>torms by the action OF the cleo
trical discharges and Is also formed
during the rapid evaporation of wa
ter. Sea air, therefore, contains il
in small amount. and also air IN the
neighbOThood OF salt works. where a
large amount Of water l. constantly
being cNaporaled IN order 10 get the
salt Il l. produced artifcially by
passing an electric spark through
oxygen or. better. by the action of
a high tension current of electricity
without sparkling. Ii Is also made
in decomposing water by electricity.
A mixture Of ozone and oxygen APP
pears at the positive pole
Ozone has peculiar odor whence
lis name, from a Greek word mean
ing To smelD. which any one may
have noticed who has been near
where a lightning bolt struck. Ii
can also be smelled sometimes dur
H. q -A4NM NtN4 llAs IL - AA-AlAtA kdll
by reason of is active power OF OK
idlzlng many substances, especially
when they are moist. and so DESTROY
ing their offensive and poisonous
character Ii Is especially eiiicacious
in destroying the noxious emana-
tons from putrefying substance,
and thus acting as deodorlzer.
When breathed. even in small
quantities, ozone i irritating to the
mucous membranes, and II Is be-
lieved by some physicians that many
Of the respiratory troubles and the
influenza that prevail in damp win
ter weather are owing 10 a weaken
Ing Of the resistant powers OF the
mucous membranes through the re-
/, spired oxygen. ~ outh's Compan-
/ ion
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
M adisOn Township Trustee
Notice.

Notice is given that hereafter the rrus
tee Of Madison township Will &c in Ire
and on the nrst Saturday Of each
mo-lih, and the remaining Saturdays at
nv residence, one mile southwest OF
Ireland, for the pur pose Of atIs1ding 70
Township business, and all persons hav.
lne business with the township are ex-
pectei 70 confne II 70 those days.
The TO 9nship library is KEEP. At Sam IL
keans IN Ireland. where al may
oOtain the books.
The Indiana school books will Be
10 md at Vim. T. IOuns's store at al
q NEE. SAMUEL 4. CLEZEN,
Ian 5 IeO5-y trustee Madison To.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
SOUTHRENRAILWAY

Many miles the shortest and
best road between St. Louis and
Louisville. Lexington and all CEN
trial Kentucky points. Reaches
every commercial center OF the
great Southeast. New fee re-
clining chair cars. Cafe Parlor
cars on through day trains. Only
line TO ASheville. y. c., the
beautiful Land Of the Sky and
Sapphire Country.
Write for free literature.
q. b. ALLEN.
Asst Gen'l Passenger Agent.
7OS Chemical Bldg St Louis, Mo.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
Boone Township Trustees
Notice.

rne undersigned, Trustee Of Boone
township, Dubois county, hereby gives
notice that he will attend 70 al business
pertaining TO the Office Of Trustee, al his
residence, four-miles southwest Of Por-
tersville, on Saturdays Of each week, and
requests all persons having township
business 10 present il on Saturday. Clu-
Eens desiring books from the Township
Library, are notified that the Library Il
Kent Pt my residence.
school books al Mrs. Mary Gitsler'
a. POrtersyille. PETER j. SCHNAKK,
Trustee Boone TIP
AN. 5. l9O5-y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
jefferson TIP. Notice.

Tie undsrsi. ned trustee Of Jefferson
township. putois coanty hereby gives
notice that lie u attend 10 all business
pertaining 70 the Office OF Tnstee At his
residence one mile north of Biriseye on
the Tuesdays % each week aud requests
ali pers ns having township business to
present il on oi.lse DAYS.
JOHN W. ENLOW, Trustee.
Ian Z l1-fvr
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
HARRISON Trustees Notice

Notice lie hereby given bat the under
signed Trustee of Harrison township,
will at. End 70 township business on each
Monday Of the year, al my Office, and
persons having township business 70
transact are required to present it 10 him
on Monday.
The towns mp library will De kept al
my home near Dubois
JJaN l.. HARDER, Trustee.
Ian t~6
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1905-09-15
Get a Home Phone!
Dubois County
Telephone Co.
God Local SsrvIee.i
Lena Distance instruments.

Long Distance instruments.
Full Metallic llnss.
We give our subscribers free tel
ephone service to every point We
reach in this and adjoining counties,
(more thar 100 towns,) and we are
improving and extending our liner
eyery lay.
No Shouting.
No Party Lines.
No Second Hand stuff
~ + Business 81 90 per month
NAo Residences 75c
Call us HONE PHONE" for
short. Office and Exchange in
Kuebler Bloch.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28
Anunico

III que susoribe, ofrece mulas do
madas & ind6mitas. Ell que interese
comprar algunas puede dirigirse &
esta Villa.-ALFREDo AMY.
Coano Iaiio 81, 1aas
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28
AUTOMOBILES
Empresa de R. Pan agui

Ests empress pone al seryic,o pt-
hlico sus autom6viles entire Rlo-Pie.
drss , la Carolina.
Los automobiles partiraa de 10
Estscl6n del Tranvfa 9, e,ectrico en Rio
Piedras, y de la plaza Principal en- la
Carolina.
H0ras de sslids; 81 de la ma1a.
na partira ell primer autom6vil de Rio
Fiedras; & las II de la misma, partirS
de la Carolina.
Los vIAisI se SucslsfGa IImultk'
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28

neamente csda tres cuartos & una ho-
re, de ambos puntos.
Esta empress en- ammonia de sus
intereies con los del pdbllco desde hoy
ragiran los precios siguientes;
Per un psssie sencillo tde dial s0.4O
Por un passie senciIlo (isnochel s0.75
Sc hetan autom5vliss precioS
conveuciopRlss.
Para mas lnformes dirijanse ofci.
mas Cruz A; telefono 17s, Cochsrs 90
Hsto-Rey, psrsdA 35; teletono 1,1O6,
ineo llamadAs.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28
IN-.AMERI(AN INSTITUTE
dIl9IdO p0f Don Jose Domingo SuIs0na
81 w. 9th St. NEW YORK

instruction en- todos los ramos
Conducci6n adecuada en- los estudios.
Trato y direction convenientes al carAc-
YER de la raza latiua-Perfeccion amien.
70 en- el idioma espafol, I'll de a. los
loVenes que Sc nos envian 40 vuelvsn
'uego q Sus paises hacienda papeles
eldlculos, sin saber habl ar bien, nj al
eapahol, nj el ingl6s. En- sef snza raoi.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28
BALNEARIO DE C0AMO P R.
Alberto todO 81 ano

Al roximandess la temporada de
verano, tengo el guAto de informar al
pdhlics en- general que, apsrte de las
hrtilantes y esplsndidas condiciones
que el establecimiento reune como Ho-
tel Restaurant, los haespedes y enter.
mes que concurran & tomar las aguas
de los Bafos de Coamo especialfsimas
para Reuma, Herpes, Est6mago y
osras enfsrmedades secretas, pueden
tener Ia segnridad de que obtendr4n
Immediate alivio q sns dolencias que
dando luego radicalments curados asn
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28

Vapores de doble helice:
Vapor MARACATBO, 1,S0OT1l.
& ZULIA, 1900 &
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28

da y efcaz de este idioma-Cuidado
de familia-Comida q la esparola-
Costumbres, religion tradiciones
patrias-Metodos de ense6anza anne
ricanoa-Idtoma obligatorio. el ingl6s.
Nuestras especialidades: ComerciO E
ldiomdS. Referencias de donde 90
quieran y como Se quieran.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28

los recursos de las medicinss. El es.
tablecimlento tiene coehes para viajes
& todas direciones.
Precios de hospedaje ecompleto con
dos bafios diarios
Por semanas en- 10 Glaze 90. so diario
idem idsm On % idem 81. IS idem.
Para familias precios convencio.
nsles y equitativos ID
Balneario de Coamo.
Juan Boix.
Abril Is de 1905.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-06-28

Precos de de San New York ca
pmera, $50 prmers, $5 gunda Guayra
$40 primera SIS sgunds Puerto Cabelo $ SIS
Passles ida
gratis de esta edad hsa AMOS mitad paa Los
recomendab comoddades
peando de uero Rico New York rededor de
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
BESIDES, He QUALITIES,
THERE'S TIME A-PLENTY
kilograms Hail Him as the Boss, But
He Laughs and Says
Nonsense"

The first reply that Senator r. c
Plat made 10 questions concerning
his views on Gov Odell's "nop" from
Black 10 Depew was to quote this
couplet from Through the Looking
Glass"
The time has come. the walrus said,
10 talk Of many things
OF shoes and ships and sealing wax
and cahbages and kings.
The venerable boss laughed immod.
erately at his own sally He was IN
great humnr as he sat in his apart.
ments at the Fifth Avenue hotel. He
found a stack of kilograms awaiting
him consratitlating him upon pulling
his colleague through the senatorial
fight 90 victo-v Some of the tele.
erams hailed him as the leader of the
party When This was called 10 his
attention he said Don't talk non
sense have no ambition in that di.
rection
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
GIVES LEssoNs IN CARVING.
Young Woman Who Teaches Men an
LrvaluahIc Art

AtfFGlAGBlC Art
There goes woman" said tie tai
girl. according to the New York Press
who Is preparing to confer a hlessc6
boon upon suffering mankind If she
succeeds in her present plans every
man and also every woman who IS in.
terested in household matters will be
ready within year to canonize her
as a saint"
What is she going to do?" asked
the nice young man.
She is going to establish a carving
class for prospective bridegrooms. I
saw one of her circulars yesterday
She has 500 OF them ready for the
market, SO evidently she mems bus
ness, | also saw the list ot possible
patrons to whom she is gong to send
them. It is made up chiefly Of yourg
men who recently have entered or arc
about to enter the married state. She
mas dozen pupils pledged already
The instruction will be thorough.
Each man will be required to wrestIo
individually with all kinds of meats,
from Tue Sunday morning ham TO
the Thanksgiving turkey, and not
until he has learned to, gever joints
and slice cuts gracefully viii re be
granted a degree. Fifty cents a les
son is the price to be charged fer
this Invaluable information. The III.
innate cost win be regulated. of
course, by the ingenuity OF the pupil
A ran with a natural aptitude for
carving will probably get through in
six lessons. At that rate the educa.
tion is dirt cheap, and intend to urge
every man Of my acquaintance to
avail himself of the opportunity to
master difficult art"
The nice young man took note
book from his waistcoat pocket. "Who
do you say the lady isl" he asked,
shyly.
The tall girl laughed. "Well, for
goodness sake" she said, sis that
what ails you? ! have noticed that
you We're acting queerly, but didn't 1
know that that was the cause. Who 4
IS she? When is it to be-"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
THE KITTY LEAGUE
WILL Be STRONG
MEETING WILL BE HELD AT WIN.
cENNES, IND, NEXT SUNDAY
MAY De EIGHT.cLlta
LEAGUE.

Evansville md Jan. I'm. J. Farm
baker the old secretary Of the K. I.
z. league, is mailing biti trip To the
different towns that viii in all PROF !
ability c0mpo. the association she
coming season. and win Rave matters
Ia good shape for detailed repo.i ut
7he session 70 be heli one week from
ne' Sunday at NincenReb Ind Al
the maanates representing the league
cities are expected 90 be present All.
tarnhaker says the prospects for a
sucoe siul league are bright this sea-
ION aud IN his opinion the league VIII
oe much stronger han last year. Ow-
en- boro. Ky, is practically Ger ain 10
be a member Of the league and will
prove strong dra xing card.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
HOW THEY LOST THEIR HOME
Through mo gambling Instinct.

! Through tho gambling instinct
They let heir insurance run cut.
Tnoy bought things they did no
aced because they were cheap,
They id not use gooa Judgmons o.
Tigai proportion IN their expen es.
They subscribed for everything
they could pay for On the installmen
plan
They did not ize how easy + Is
20 SET into dett and how hard it is tc
ges out
They tried 10 90 what cthers OK
psated OF them rather than wha, they
could afford
They could not say no" ana could
not tell their friends q cannot az.
lord it,
They drew their MONEY on. Of he.
savings bank 70 put into some "wild
cat scheme and lost IT,
They did not 10 business In bus.
mess way because they were dealing
with relatives or friends
They signed important papers with
out reading taem or knowing their
ccn;entf Just because they were
asked 70 do SO
The cx,ravagance Of childrcn who
had not been trained TO economize or
to take care Of their pennies swampcd
TIC home
The mania 10 make an appearance
beyond heir means caused them To-
the.r property and ended in
bankruptcy
when the shoe began to pinch they
really did not zee where they could
retrench' Habit had made Injuries
seem necessaries
They entertained too expensivcIy
and sreat deal more than trey
could afford because they wanted
people 10 think they were In good
Their efforts to force their daush, /
ers into the society Of those above !
hem, IN the nope thai they might |
make brilliant Matches involved /
hem hopelesely in debt-Philasel
lhia Inquirer
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
The Mummy and tho RUNNING sIrd

The Mummy and the Humming Bird
The potentialitT of the heater IS
;rea' because It's precepts are objecJ
essons. Drama Is the philosophy o.;
history forced on the spectator. will
he, Mill he. becas-e il is the life s'ce
y of its characters. and the dsdac.
tion OF the inevitable moral. "Tha
Mummy and the Humming Bier
shows thai a gentle answer does ultn
away wrath This Is what makes tine
sweetness of the play The w'le's
folly, or rather thoughtlesaness. is net
met with harsh rehuke, but with the
gentleness Of true love- and so adroi.
is the husband, the dear Mummy"
in extricating his loved one from tho
meshes OF the designing and unprin
cipled "IIHmming Bird" that one
first admires his clegerness then
laughs al the human parasites dis
comiitHre. and finally applauds he
courage and devotion of Lori Lumley
What a part for an actor TO play-.o
stand as the embodiment OF an that
Us good and noble. genie and COURAGE
GUS loyal and lovable Local thedtar.
goers are looking forward eagerly &c
Tuesday. Jan. 8. when THE Mummy
and the Humming Bird will Ia pr,
scented az che opera house.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
elsamy csus. Ct Massacre.

Bigany COMMITTEES by a native and
a hosging for the same resulted in the
massacre Of eleven mission sries in
New Guinea recently. A native, hav.
ing one wife, desired another. Dat ore
OF the priests declined to grant him
divorce The native then had his
marriage with his old wife annulled
according 70 papuan rites and re-
turned to the station with the new
one The foggiug followed. the boy"
threatened the missionaries and made
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
Patience.


Let patience have her perfect work
James /. 3
Lord. give this grace Of Thine TO me.
That ] may live aright:
However dark the path NAV he,
Let patience bring me light.
When ny heart fails me il the storm,
And there Il none to save.
let this friend pat her hand in nina
And patience make me brave.
When strife and turmoil are around
And weak has grown my iii
Let patience axe an angel come
And teach me 70 be still.
let quiet ps tiencc help my soul
henf attn the scourge Of wrong
AM c4leek rsg angry words OF wrath
And turn them liste song
Lord, I'm rery weak ana FRAN,
4 ha am moi sec1 or great.
Yet shaN J nogthicr b. II rhau
Nilt give me- grace 10 wait.
Ard 81 I pray. whatever come
az trouble rain or cave
so patience my companion he
Beside me everywhere
-Narianns Farminxham.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
LONGEST SPAN BRIDGE IN
THE WORLD.

re is now under construction
the st. Laurence AT Quebec a
ever bridge which when com.
will contain the longest span
Y bridge yet erected, not even
rexrfudmg the great eantleyers of the
Forth Bridge in Scotland. The struc.
ture is of the cantileyer type. and
consists of two approach spans. OF
2Io feet each, two shore arms. each
500 feet Id length, and a great central
span. 1900 feet in length. The total
length Of the bridge is 1920 feet. and
although in extreme dimensions it
does not compare with the Firth OF
Forth bridge. which is about one mile
in total length, il has the distinction
Of having the longest span in the
world by 90 feet the two cantilevers
Of the Forth bridge being each LILO
feet in length. The total width Of tho
floor is so feet. and provision is made
for a douhle-traek railway, two road
ways for vehicles. and two sidewalks
IN n canfilever Of this magnitude the
iadiFidual members are necessarily
Of huge proportions. the main posts.
Tor instance. being 325 feet in length.
ana each weighing 75o TOMS eien-
tlfIe American
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
RING GOSSIP

Joe Cans wants to fight Jimmy Britt
for any amount the Californian may
name, and agrees to sign articles to
mill at 1873 pounds at O'Clock, and
If that does not suit James Edward.
he viii make 1t 1873 pounds, ringside.
That sounds awfully strong as com.
ing from a man who was as weak as a
kitten at practically the same weight
when he won on foul from Britt but
few short months ago. That fight
looked squeer" TO the followers of
the game, and Cans made it appear
more 50 when, fifteen minutes after
he left the ring, he said he could
whip Britt easily Is il possible the
frisco sports are awaiting another
trimming2
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
ADJUSTMENTS
Q . . . . > . % o .


Ghosts"
Apropos Of the engagement at The
opera house on Monday, Jan 2. mai
nee and night, Of Claus Bogei in Hen
rlS lbsen's widely discussed drama.
"Gaosts," il may be interesting to
know that the great drama.ist ha
Just passed his 10th birthday. Ibsea
Is one of the great men OF The world
as we'll as the idol Of his own nation
Everything that men do to express
their love and admiration was done
in his honor Kilograms poured .n
from all quarters Of the globe. Dole
cations called on aim The etu1ent
corps serenaded him.
And the LILLE man ia The long. wide
frock coat with the bushy white mar
and beard probably took it an from
behind his gold-rimmed spectacle
smiling ironically the while.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02

Battling Nelson is also after Britt
and says he has $4,000 backing he
can reverse the late decision. Jim.
my cleaned up nicely in his fighte
with Corbett, Cans and Nelson. ana
can well afford to lay off. Nelson also
ell during the year, but came
sing all his earnings when Muir
lew the coop" Teddy playea
ifh Battling, under compulslon.
oe betide the man who accuses
being other than on the level.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-01-02
ono nlreronce

I'd Ike to know what's The differ
ence between a guesser and fore
caster, said Mrs Wonder puzzline
her mind over tho anic election fg
ures in one of the pagers.
"A guesser," explained Mr.. Wonder
simply Jumps his figures, and is
either right or wrong at once; while
forecaster arranges his figures IN 4
table OF statistics and makes you won.
der how on earth he could be any.
thing except right"