The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-12-21
With the Long Bolu
Eye NATURES walks. shoot folly g Il flies.
Paris Dressmaker Plays Low Down Two Society Queens
New YorkTwo Social Leaders Provided with Dresses
Exactly Alike Glare Furiously Across Each Other
the Opera -
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ART-BURNINGS to burn order at the opera in
New York the other night when two social sat
higher society circles in gowns exactly alike Both Of
these Partisan products Of amethyscolored gauze
heavily with spanges The glared each
other but braved out tho music had charms Beholdes
amused goodnatured remarks the expense
social leaders. The day the cable to Paris
kept busy roasting the ''dressmaker'' .". a
Us men know exactly how they felt Have not bios
trousers only have entire business
day spoiled by seeing trousers Of precisely the roser
ing the shapeess limbs of business rival? Incidents
like this may we'll make doubt whether the universe
designed to promote happiness "% @.."". :.
~ 1921. =. ".'.-
The evening passing pleasantly and socially in the
basement when the furnace brought forward idea that
labor union Of all the underground workers ought to be
formed
.*I'm agreeable' said the Shovel 'but think the
Coal ought be arrested for being full again last week.
'sI don't know why the shovel should pick OUT said
the bin injured voice. ~ noticed that he had an edge
on after scrapng out the last of the coal''
'Here, here said the Check Draft, "stop that quar-
reng. I'm here to put stop to this hot-air business
80, you're getting Tightly the cellar stairs re-
sponded the shovel But let's get down to business
.fNy attention called this matter continued
the furnace 'by friend the gas meter. He is being
worked overtime right along now"
Here the screens that were resting peacefully side
Of the cellar broke in.
"Why can't you fellows let we'll enough alone9 We
all right This is the easiest time we've had for
a month";
There are no flies on the screens said the Ash Pan
soto
Here the Cellar Broom fell down, cloud of dust
that arose checked further conversation. '. -
correspondent legal description Of certain
real ''stuate Lubec Washington county, which
is in Maine. This piece Of property "begns at the south
the house adjoining the street, thence weste
y said street SO feet land Of Jabez Mowry thence
noery along said Mowrys land 80 feet to post thence
eastery adjoining said Mowrs land post thence
ery about u feet another post with the norhery
Of the Mowry formerly Root barn. to the northeast
about % Feet thence souhery to said Mowry barn
along the east side thereof A feet to John Harris lne
thence easery along said Harris and Pixies land about Is
feet James Boys land thence southey along said Boys
and Cers' land rods and links to the street first
toned thence westerly along said street the Of the
house first mentoned.'
Some scoundrel will pull up of these posts day
and about all the zeal estate titles in Lubec will have cloud
On them.
You have noticed carrying baby in the streetcar
have you notg What would you think if baby should
denly bark leap from mother and rush into the
street barking furiously?
This is exactly what happened at Louisville KY: Monday
last Miss Margaret Hickman had experience at that
that likely remember. There is law
vile which prohibits the carrying Of dogs Miss
Hickman dressed her pet in long baby clothing including
fris, aces and baby Shoes Them covering the ''baby
with a thick veil, she boarded Fourth street Now
and then she leaned and whispered to the sleeping infant
and everything went we'll until the Seelbach hotel
reached There the gave sharp longpet-up bark
and with bound out Of the and into the street.
Passengers laughed, Miss Hickman rang the bell sharply
The animal in and out Of the passing trailing the
long baby clothes and creating excitement and wonder
females who marveed baby darng recklesy among
the carriages Miss Hickman finally captured her pet aces
and ALL and fed That night little Fanchette put to bed
without her usual bone. Naughty, naughty! "A. R.