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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
THE EDITOR MAKES AMENDS.

WE desire 10 correct a slight error
nat orept into cur columns last week
Ntker through rhe stupidity az the mae
raj cussedness OF one Jim Richards,
hon out Of The & otlnes OF orr hear
Q had taken in in his hour Of need
d gave Job as printer on this pub
cati n. II an art Gle announcing the
ppearanca Of a hook OF poems BY our
steemed townsman. Mi. Ruble
,rowther, we took Ccoasicn to refer to
he gentleman as the ding literary
ight oi Laurel Hill Much to our re-.
ret as we need hardly say. the word
weight was added to our remarks,
aking US, wholly without our know
Sc and distinctly against our will,
peak Of Mr.. Crowther as 'the leading
ierary lightweight" of this city. We
aave only to say that we have d S,
3harged the guilty party and rec m.
nended .Crowther's poetry to all Low.
rs Of genuine literature. We woul5
4lso say IN this connection that cur
b ghly gifted and coming poets father,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
PEOPLE THOROUGHLY AROUSED.


Pre- ideut stuyycsant Fish, Of the
!lllnois Central Railroad asserts that
agiiat ia favor or government reg
ulation and government Interference
with private business. has "all blown
,ve.r Optimism is al right, when it
TIE right kind OF optimism but the
solfdeludea ptimist is due sooner OF
later to a rude awakening Mr. Z Sd.
in common with manv other railroad
managers, oyerlooks the fact that the
railroad business Of the country is not
private business. The railroads do
business BY authority Of the people.
and should be responsible GO the PEG
pie who make 1t possible for the rail.
ads tc o bn i7ess. Tho railroas
aena q. who classes railway traffic
til geaera1 merchanl Using or real es
TO bus neas has studied government
Il affairs to poo advantage. And the
abroad manage who imagines thai
sa people are 50 n to cease their dc
lands far far treatm snt f,on
e railroads Is des ned to meet
It'll d bitter disappointment. The
eople are aroused TO reaiizin
ensa Of the injustice tina
as been heaped upon them, and hay
MS a clearer knowledge OF the
rights and OF their powers are deter
ained % have all that is due them. Mr.
fish may feel good nursing the lie
hat the agitation has all blown over.
uta few g'ances over hts shoul le
a@ reYeal the fact thar the little bio
NJ has t naf rce ~ INIT a fore
~unnar n ala~" following fas
behi a. Tia 1omMonef,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

ton theory which was So ridiculous
il vas good. aud few there are per
haps Who have NOS read what The
newspapers have said about The Dr.
Osler theory Of chloroforming an per
sons over 60 years Of age. The result
is that everybody has heard Il Or
Osler Han. ms gained the desired no.
toriety. Dr. osleT denies that be was
serious whom he proposed the exter
miHation theory, says the Springfield
Republican,
There is no medium like the news
paper for ADVERTISING. If You want no
tcr'ety that IS the way 10 &c. ii. If
y 4 have goods To Ell that is the way
70 let the pc pie RnoV You have those
goods for sale. II you have a house
he rtnt u ii son want 20 rent house
that is the WAY 20 set satisfaction at
one and n FACT there Is no a1yerlis-
ms medium ike the newspaper Some
people foolishly waste money advertis-
Ing other ways. but they ger no "a
uuato returns. There is no denial Of
tho fact thai the greate-t and most
uccessful OF all Advertising MEDIUMS
IS the newspaper. The results ase
simple-to advertise in the newspa-
ners means success. and TO fail TO ad-
yertiso mean failure,
Had Dr. Osler who crayel notoriety
advertised msel in any other way
han through the newspapers, ne
would be as tally in cbscurity today
rs he was three months ago.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
MEDALS or hoNoRy

AT the last session OF Ccngfess al
act was passed to promote the secrr-
ity Of travel upon railroads and To en-
aarsga the saving Of life By til
ward Dit ne ais 81 honor BY the presi
en Of the United sta as 10 Per o1s
islting their lives al great hazard to
ave the lives If Others.
The Bulletin is in receipt Of a copy
il the at VII Oh reads as lows:
Be ii enacted by the senate and
souse Of representatives Of the Unit
ri States Of America in congress as
embed, that the president Of ID
United states be- ana he Is hereby al
hurized to cause To be prepared
rome medals Of honor with suitabl
.emblematic devices, which shall be BE
slowed upon any pers rs who shall
lereafter. by extreme daring, endah
gar their own lives in saving, or en-
eavoring 10 save, yes from any
reelt, disaster. or grave accident, Or
n preventing or enleayoring to pre-
ent such wreck, al aster, or grave &C
sidert- nnon any railroad Wphin th2
United states engaged ~ interstate
@nllfe ~. Provided, tnat ~ award
! said medal snail pc made 70 am
ers"n until snff'cient evidence 81 $
deserving shall have been fnrnishet
nd placed ill9 under such resui2
tors as nay be prescribed BY tht
president Ct the United St9tea.
Sec. 2. That the nresiaept "a th'
Hniled STATE he and he i her by. az
| hcri2ed 70 issue 10 any person q
Thom 4 medal III honor ray z var
lna under tho provisions ef ms act
| rosette or knot W be WIN IN lie
the nedsl, ard 4 h63n 20 Re worr
III the medal; said rosette or knot
md ribbon TO lie each Of Q pattern z
prescribed by the president Of th,
| 'nited States Provided t1at when
yer ribbon issued under the PROV
nns Of this act shall have been LOST
destroyed, or rendered unfit for us'
| ithout fault ~ neglect on the part .
! Aa peron to whom II was issued,
new ribbon shall be issued to sue,
person without charge therefor
| Sec 3 THAT the appropriations fo
a. , 4
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
ADVERTISE.

( Tsko Dr.. Oslo for instance. There
yon have an illustration Of what ad-
sert sing In the newspapers does Who
know Dr. Osler two months ago? NJ
one: absolutely no one. Or, Osler ri
nliaed ihat pnd he crawej fer mote
r'vtv he hit uncn d plan. Thought
M 10 himself. no doubt III wish tc
rslvertjo myself widely and properly
| must net my name In the ncwspa
mrs. md must advertise myself In
en- papers Z What did he do? He
prolhulgAtsd some old age extermina'
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

The acti d Of the members Of the
lower house of the Illinois legislature
in Saying II the eats during the
swearing in Of Representative Franli
b. Comerf re-, thus violating their m
broken custom, did not hurt Mr.. Com
erford, but It showed the members &C
be insufferably small and coarse.
veined. Withholding the ordinary
civiiities of lie III any place tr any
where Ii mighty small business, and
IN an unerring indication either of
lack uf breeding or poverty Of charac-
teE.4A well-bred gentleman never
fails "a be gentleman always and
everYwhere, and to treat his fellow
beirgs as such.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

nj lor c. ". Menzies. of Mount Yer
n-7f1. Ts-i has been nominated for con
rresa BY Ire democrats IF his district.
Pnrap ,ls.r s-Srvies9 We'll If var ~,erg
II t,7e Si. Lonis convention last July
.we,i sew himprovded you looked In
1.-The d rectson Of Yhe sreakers stan
Tor TIE second day To- Mens es wa
here tie veighs abort 500 pounds
3esr renz'as ices and he carries three
fcert of 1t under bis white vest ]
Yves during IA debate on the lll'not
cass tha. Mr, Menzias egsayed e
address ne convention. and answer
BRYAN. Now tux facr was. tha thr
sthoslssnds VINO pncled that conve1'
tsssnShail ,ffo " daT 10 day didn't war.
Ia hear ANYBODY speak hut Mr. Bryan
l.ers- II all didstbey cafe 20 Sea- Men
zIes. So thaytried 70 howl him down
.r''srr yelled ~ kuas Of W t icisms
and jibes at him but still Menzie'
mounted bis Pegasus and scared and
scared Finally one not over refinet
hrt earnest person In on2 OF the gal
D lerirs w-o possessed stentoriar
voice bawled out, take your stomach
ont Of The way SO we can hear you!'
The convention hall roared with laugh
trr and II looked like he mighty Men
zies was endorsed He stammered
heFltatad and at last broke into
laugh mself and soon sat Down
Only those who were there and heart
Il can appreciate the situation as
was presented. We hope II Mr., Men
zies IL elected o congress ae will no
he 40 rudely disturbed when he arise
10 address The house as he was at III
st. Louis convention.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

Real Air Hanson said the fair
sri I'm shocked to Lear you cor
Tess such behavior IN yonr business
dealings Yeu should always do INTO
others as you would have Others d.
unto y0u
You " uldnt have ne 60 that a
ways:7
Certainly, ne replied always
All right Here goesf he cried
and kissed her.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
3 date 4 Irfarn . ion.

That man says he knows a gcea
deal about horse races.
Yes answered the medical mar
Like most people who interest Their
selves in that pursuit he is not much
on diagnosis but accurate in post
mortem. Washington Star
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

The above is correct statement
of re circulat on OF the Cairo Bnlle-
TIM. daily and Sunday for the year
1904 and for the month OF March
1906. CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this first day OF April, 1905,
III. i. GILBERT.
fsealA Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
satlsfed

Estelle-You don't seem to worry at
all about the wrinkles in your face
Jact-No; 3 person can't have ey-
erythiug the way he'd like it in this
world. and I'm satisfied that the kinks
in my conscience don't Detroi'
FREQ Press
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
SEEARS And PASTE.
Two OF a Kind.

Mrs Ptomkins- N, can give you
nothing re eat; this isn't my house,
iust board here Why should a healthy
nan Ike yoa beg tor fod? You're
fully able 20 work.
Ambling Alfred Wy should a
eeally woman lie you live in a
oar rs house2 Yc're fully able ter
lse, p house.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
Annelina,s Yawn.

Augustus mo longer Youthful
Vel, there's ona conf rt--they say at
80 a man S either fool or a physi-
Fan.
Angelina fyawningl-But you are
not c physician.
Augustus
Angelina OH
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

Mir. G. Crowther lately received large
supply OF boots and hoes, hats, caps
ana harness. which il would be we'll 10
examine before buying elsewhere Mr.
Crcwther Il also paying the highest
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

He takes her 10 the theater and to
othe- amusenen;s quite often"
Yes Do you think she permit
him 10 enterta n any hope'-
Gr7 caoust Sha doesn't think Of
permitting him to entain anything hu
he,1
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

PROF.. Hugo Muensterberg Of Har.
ard has refused the chair Of philos
ophy and psychology at the University
Of K enig. burg, Germany. the chair
once oecup ed by Kant.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
rs orlcin.

Choly Gosling Have you heard
bout my family tree?
Manic snapley Nc, but | always
card that you came from the back
wood.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

Gov Warheld a Maryland is a Yale
graduate once remove. A real
tale graduate taught in the log
ehoolhouse where the governor learn
ed to read
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

John WHIT Randall Of Annapol 5.
Nd has the letter written by Thomas
;elfersnn offer'ns the presidency Of
Ae University OF Virginia TO William
VIII.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

Il is said that Jean de Reszke re,
eoiyes monthly at his home in Paris
sAe freshest batch OF "cooas ngs
'r8n an American publishing house
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

a Monument to ReHhrandt is u he
built at Leyden. Holland on t9e site
i Tie windmill Wncd by the painters
alhe,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

The Bulletin Is On sale at the fo'
sewing places;
colerra ans 21a Eighth street
Halliday House news Sand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street.
union News Co. Union depot
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

F.ancls T. F Loveioy, Pittsburg
m llionaire, will build Sl,00o,o00
some ct Colorado Springs
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
TAX n ovgR Win US.

and lei Us tell you why II is wise to
s.lYertise In the columns OF The
Bulletin
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

New YORK. is about los fset square
aBd 175 feet high
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

market price for butter and eggs. See
his ad on page four The Crowthers
are able to trace their ancestry back
in direct line to the Mayhower.
Laurel Hill Lightning Arrester.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average daily and Sunday circu
lation for one year end ng De
caTnber 81. ..-s.t-... 1s45
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation for the month Of March.
zoos ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 2os5
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

The Bulletin presents all the --latest
ocai and telngraphic news
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

Elondvfes. all kinds and fayors, a
Ragglo's. Twentieth and Poplar.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-23

THE SURPLUS WAIST LEADER
middle
shade
narrow
foundation width
velvet.
, 1905-11-09
They Took Them All.

When the boys returned from their
camping trip and the remnants of their
equipment were unpacked the mother
noticed that the large box OF pepsin
tablets which she had added to the
equipment i'll n moment of thoughtful
ness was missing. She asked the
elghteen-year-old about 1t at the dinner
table.
why, we took them ALL" he said.
Something in his voice made her pur-
sue her inquiry.
But you said you were all well?"
1--WE We're"
And you never take the tablets at
home. even when l want you to-
"N-no."
And there were enough of them to
last several men longer thar you were
In camp
Yes, yes. Well, 1t was this way:
Tom and l took turns cooking. and
when l ate the first meal he cooked I
was afraid something might happen, so
1 got out the box and took n pill. He
didn't; but the next day, when l cook
ed. he took two at each meal. l didn't.
The stuff was all right, but his food the
third day gave me n pain, and l took
three. To be mean he took four the
next day. They gave out when we had
been In camp ten duys."-New York
Tribune.
, 1905-11-09

When Alexandra Dumas perc was at
the summit OF his ambition rs an nu-
thor he said, Il wish to finish my lit
erary career by writing Il cookbook"
and in 1873 he wrote the Grand Die
tionaire de Cuisine This book Is as
full of the whimwhams of the man Of
genius as his novels are. The season.
Ing used is n trifie strong for refined
~gastronomic tastes of today. 1t is bet
ter suited. of oursc to the ennuied
palates of men of the world than to
those used to family cooking" Oys-
tiers "a In Alexandra Dumas will serve
as n specimen recipe: Mix n large half
teaSpoonful of white pepper md n
hcaping teaspoonful of salt together.
Add this mixture TO shallot chopped
fine. Add also a teaspoonful of chop
ped chives and half Il t%.aspoonful of
minced parsley. Mix lightly together
and pour in a |teaspoonful of olive oil.
Add six drops of tabasco sauce, a salt
spoonful of Worcestershire sauce and a
gill Of vinegar. Serve the sauce on raw
oysters, pouring a little of it on each
one as you serve them.
, 1905-11-09
Freight Rates.

In regard to the controversy now be-
fore the American people over the
regulation of railroad freight rates,
Senator Warner said: 81 believe in
legislation that will give the interstate
commerce commission, or some similar
body, the power to fix a maximum
freight rate in cases where disputes
arise, and | believe in vestipg that
same tribunal with the power to en-
force that rate"
In the foregoing words Senator Will
liam Warner made his first public an
nouncement last night that at the COM
ing session of congress, he will stand
with thuse who support the plan favor
ed by President Roosevelt for the regu-
lation of railroad freight rates. Sena-
tor Warmers announcement was made
at a meeting in his honor of the Candle
Light club a local republican organic
alton, of which he is Il member. Sena-
tor Warner, in his speech, left no
doubt in the minds of his hearers as to
his earnest support of the policies of
the president.
81 am not Il pessimist," said Senator
Warner. 81 have no patience with
those who cry out against the &C.
cumulatinn of wealth. But l believe
there should be a limit upon the get
ing of w.alth-tbat limit is reached
when wealth is arcumu iated unlawfully.
To-day 4 h -, "a ra fr,stS yh,t rHt no ,i1y,
fix rates and .r,ces, sith- competition
and strike down the oppor' unities of
your sons aud mine. Such trusts are
n of the evils of the age. And l do
o believe it a compensation for
.ealth wrongly acquired t give
princely gifts 10 the charities of the
country"
, 1905-11-09
FEDERAL CONTROL.
OF RAILROADS.
A newspaper of no less

FEDERAL CONTROL y newspaper of no less conservatism than the Wall
OF RAiLROADS. Street Journal advocates that the railroads would be
greatly benefited by federal control. and points ut the banks as an example. In
summing up an argument IN the subject this Journal says:
'Indeed W e would go as far as t say that the value of railroad stocks and
bonds would be enhanced by the establishment of u reasonable federal control
of rates and federal investigation of accounts much as the president proposes
The value of industrial properties would be increased by a system of federal
control of their business as a part of the interstate commerce of the ant
There are n 20 stocks which, o the whole, command a greater respect, for value.
in this country than the stocks of the national banks which arr Incorporated
under federal law and arr! subject 20 Il rigid federal control. The sam result
should be achieved by the application of the anne controlt to the railroad and
industrial corporations
, 1905-11-09
The Order of Gontn.

The Independent Order of Goats, a
New Jersey fraternal organization
which was Incorporated recently ut the
s%tatehousc in Trenton, has its Office
at Montclnir, says Il special dispatch
to the New York Times. The order Is
formed for the relief of It's members,
to pay death benefits and to promote
fraternal interests of its members.
, 1905-11-09

INCREASE in population will bring manufacturing establishments. Wyom-
ing possesses four elements that would make a great manufacturing state, had
she nothing more-ron, coal copper and OIL And these elements exist in al
mos unlimited quantities. a large fuel and iron company sends to Guernsey.
Wyoming, for the iron with which to make its finest steel. The iron can be
manufactured into the finished product in this state. Immense steel plants
could be successfully operated. The coal. the iron and the limestones should be
brought together and the magic wands of capital and labor will doubtless do it
in the ear future. Transportation costs oo much for capitalists to ship rich
"a material to factories beyond the states Observation-Disclosures News.
, 1905-11-09

"THE whole geography of Wyoming will be changed by all of this build
ing said a prominent railroad official. Wyoming is m of the greatest
states in the Union for undeveoped wealth. and these roads will run right into
the hcarto of thisg great country. Mineral wealth untold lies in the hills of
Wyoming, and the oil fields are only waiting n outlet to the commercial
world Cheyenne lis low the capitol of Wyoming, but who can tell how on a
nw capitol will be required porec centrally located. Look at the map. This
big sateh has a railroad running through two corners, the Northwestern build
ing in rom the east and the Burlington from the north, but the announcement
ne lines across the states and the extension of these lines further in
will make it a diherents state. The capital may yet be I'M city not o o IN
the map for there are plenty of places surrounded by a rich country, where
the capitol could be located.-Omaha Bee.
, 1905-11-09

No wonder that John d. Rockefeller is tired of seeing his nam in print,
considering h trendo of most of tn comments containing his name. He hoped
to change matters and have the pleasure Of seeing his IN spoken OF ina more
pleasing manner, so calling his money bags intos service, he made arrange
fnent with a bureau of publication to see to i. that the world should hear of
his many virtues and could realize how badly he had been mhrepresented. The
result of this has made him tired too-sounded Sc copy-bookish.
, 1905-11-09

PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT has been asked to endorse WINS, the Republican
candidate fol mayor rim New York, and has refused saying he cannot interfere
in local contests. He has refused also to help Herrck in Ohio, Lodges candi-
date for governor in Massachusetts and the antigang candidates in Phila-
delphia and the state of Pennsylvania. He will go to Oyster Bay to vote. This
is the only part he will play in the election. Most OF the Presidents close ad-
told him he must lot take part in the New York fight.
, 1905-11-09

to sing God Save the King" at a service in commemoration Of the battle of
Trafalgar may have thought he was doing a patriotic thing. But he va not
vas simply exhibiting his lack of polish N his ignorance of the common
cOurteses of polite society the world e To leave ~ the British national
anthem from a service in honor of British victory would have been singular,
TO say the least.
, 1905-11-09

EVERYTHING now points to TIT immediate constructo oft he Burlington
up the Big Horn and to the south, giving us a direct line to the state capitol
and points in the central par o The state The south line would be built to
nne with the Guerensy branch to Salt Lake.-Burlngton Post.
, 1905-11-09

PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT says: 81 would rather punish my rascals
rIscas of the opposition party. | am responsible fer my rascals, but
responsible for the other fellows rascals."
, 1905-11-09

If all the railway building rumors that are floating around prove to be
true, the map of Wyoming will look like a barbed wire fence advertisement
within a couple Of years. However, all of us can comfort in he reflection that
the state can stand all the railway building that it is likely to get.
, 1905-11-09

company that if they neglect to send their proxies to him they will have only
themselves to blame fr the results: and he might properly add that if they do
they will have only themselves to blame. Tom always ducks the blame.
, 1905-11-09

INSURANCE COMMISSIONER VANDIvER might do just as good work by in
vestgating some of the Missouri state insurance companies and letting the New
York authorities take care oftheir w concerns
, 1905-11-09

THE London Times takes "a long shot at the American p
tton, but for once, at least, an English writer has made an accu
of the popularity OF the American president.
, 1905-11-09

THE Chinese government processes tt be "profouudy humilned" be-
aus o the murder of missionaries at Fenchow. The legal representatives of
hes. missionaries will see. that it is Tor deeply touched"
, 1905-11-09

SIR THOMAS Upton is certainly a"stayer' when ito comes to yatch racing
After having been defeated three times for the cup he has decided to AGAR
challenge the Americans for a a two years hence.
, 1905-11-09

AT this distance it is a triae difficult o d terntne whether the raising
the red flag in the New York campaign signifies anarchy n auction.
, 1905-11-09
CODY, WYO., NOV. 9, 1905.

JAPAN says it has nj Interior designs On the Philippines. For this
should 10 forget o mention Japan in u prayers IN Thanksgiving day.