The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-02
With the Long Bow
TT rs about time for foot bawl.

T IS about time for foot bawl. ss
It is difficult for a surgeon to meet Tooze Rogers on the
street without watering at the mouth.
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Alice Roosevelt accepted tainted pearl necklaces and
other Jewels from the dattos and small sultans of the Orient
to the value of 100000, is one correspondent s guess. Where
did the dattos get this plunderq We pause for a reply.
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Democratic poIicyholders in the New York Life Insurance
company are SO mad because their money was contributed
by Mr.. Mccall to help out the republican campaign COM
mittee that they have been unable to gnash their teeth ana
froth at the mouth much yet. We are likely to hear from
them later, after the effects OF the first paralysis passes OH.
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The man who wrote "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" had
the satisfaction Of seeing the little star follow his instruc-
tions.-New York Sun. Similar happiness was vouchsated
the author Of "Roll On Thou Dark and Deep Blue Ocean,
tRoll!'-Boston Globe. Nor must the equally delighted old
gentleman who cordially said: ~"Blow, Ye Wintry Winds"
be forgotten.-Cleveland Plain Dealer. "But," exclaims the
Chicago Tribune, ."alas for the person who said, Backward,
Turn Backward, Q, Time in Your Flight! Time didn't 40 II.
Then there is the fellow who wrote ''Just One Girl" The
girl left last week to get married, and be is now haunting the
intelligence office. v 49,. -
A few alcohol-cured hams at Milton, N. D., are complain
ing Of tsParadise LOST since that town closed the blind
pigs.
The Courtenay IN. d. Gazette has suggested that Mr.:
Hoffman, a Stutsman county farmer who married a widow
with eighteen children, deserves one OF Carnegle>s hero
medals. Not at all. Hoffman was shrewd enough to- get an
entire family at a stroke instead Of waiting years to build
it up. 1nurrr. nc -. IA =. ~s .r-..,. u/ y.
The Philadelphia man, who has tried it, advises the newly
married never to go on a long automobile honeymoon. He
says: .
"Just think of having knocked down all the barriers OF
conventionaaty which practically shielded you during the
courtship to find yourself for eight or ten days in such close
companionship with your better half as is offered on an
automobile honeymoon! It's awful when you think of it.
We were only three days on the road when I was reminded
of the man who turned to his wife during their honeymoon
and said: Don't you wish some friend would come along?'
'Oh, yes. DEAR she sighed, or an. enemy, even" 80
Half the charm of cou1tship lies in battling some
scoundrely father, who comes in, sits around and talks
politics and weather when you want to be alone with the
Loved Object. It was Ingersoll who praised the distractions
of life:
''From foiled light leaps color's flame; the stream i'm
peded has a song.'
You will notice that some mothers and fathers are too
anxious to get out of the way at that momentous time when
daughter is making her throw. Don't do it! Get in the
way a little and let them have the fun Of schening how to
be "alone at last.'
0, we are willy at giving advice. "A: j. +.