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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08
Pnsterity,a Herenge.

Foreign Visitor lin the year 205O)---
You don't seem to have any family
trees in this country Native American
No. our ancestors destroyed the last
of our forests more than a hundred
years ago Exchange
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08
Al wretch.

Justice WHAT'S the charge against
this prisoner Officer Yer honor he's
public nuisance. He's been goiI
around in Ih dead of night wakin' Gf.
night watcnraen an. then runnin' away.
Cleveland leader
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08
A Continuous Round.

.'Bliyens seems very proud OF the
fact that he has bank account.
YES; it has developed him into a
flnancier OF the. continuous type.
Glow is shat?'
.'He cheeks his money out just for
the pleasure of putting it back again.
cleveland Plain Dealer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08
Tics and Time.

What is the difference between
a made up tie and one You tie yourself?
He-Oh. about half an hour. Cassett's
Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08
..,sr.cticaI. wedding Gift

\ Pearl-Oh. we had delightful we'd
ding and received so many silver pres
ents. Rub That was fine. And cid
your father give. something in silver
too? Pearl mo: he case Us a bottle Of
acid to test the other presents with
Chicago News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08

Some successful men are So per cent
backbone. AID some others are % per
cent cheek Jhicag go News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08
Butterfly Time

Humphrey given to the public more beautiful examples
all the Gr5raya OF ne eH9
agow the enchanting OF casn
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08

It doesn't take any grit to gFumble.--
Chicago Tribune.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1905-02-08

meets the Requirements Of The
entire family. Il 3 popular
alike East, West, North, South,
and none should bs withoutit.
FAxMAND HoaH = 4 national
semi-monthly the ~ num.
bers which comprise Z years
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
THE COLORADO SETTLEMENT.

THE adjustment of the gubernaora Colorado makes
apparent that the head and bloody bones
by Senator Patterson papers justified Adams
the Democratic and Peabody the Republican candidate
geher and made orderly arrangement Governor Peabody
appointed Republican the Supreme bench They
and then Mr. dams given the right of took the
Peabody makes his before the Leg
Governor Peabody shows we'll in the whole affair He
stood beside Adams in the inaugural ceremonies and performed his
polite and formal in welcoming his competitor from
which he will probably him by legal
Governor Peabody like Governor Steunenbeg of dao had
hard duty perform in preventing the subveron of the
itself by the criminal and dsordery element Both enforced
the Both purged the affected communities of element that
murdered and destroyed property and awes alliance
with the local ociary In doing this both incurred and
widely There the analogy The Demo
Idaho Steunenberg under the ban
retired him public life being American and enforcing
Peabody ndosed his administration and fought mighty battle
eeect him. doubt did will appear when the cleo
tion frauds and crimes committed defeat him exposed by the
Legislature.
The already jailed of election officers and
delers of Legislative investigation decided
because there tac that and
jail Yet they ashed tally
and stuffed baoboxes with free hand The Legislature
expose of the female electors without subjecng them
penalties for felony There be those who object to this
believing that who the baobox should take
luck and Jail with who do the But let at least lift
hats the galantry of Colorado
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
irish NATIONAL BIRD.

Good luck to the aigle, Americas bird,
That stands for the land o the free!
Faix I'm not the wan to be sayin' word
That'd ruffie it's feathers. Not me!
I'm proud o the bird as I'm proud o the
land,
An glad to be under it's wing
But there is another bird aiqually grand
Whose praises I'm wishful to sing.
Now let ye not pucker yer face wild a
smile,
'Tis soberest truth that we've got
A national bird in the Emerald Isle
That's aisily king o the lot!
Ay. national bird" He is certainly
that,
Though others may claim him at times,
He's busiest most wild the fortunes of
Pat
At home an in far-away climes.
An. faix tbs the Irish that love him the
best
An welcome his favors the most;
The mans not true Irish that has him
for guest
Widout feelin' proud to be host
He seeks out the Irish raygardless of
At home or abroad in New York
So here's to the national bird Of the
race!
Here's Hip, hip, hurrah" for the stork!
Catholic Standard.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
HOTEL FOR CHILDREN.

Englands fashionable babies are
now the proud possessors OF hotel
of their own.
1t stands in London, in Pembroke
Square, W., and is under the control
of the Norland Institute of Nurses. 1t
has been opened to provide a safe and
happy home for children whose
parents are compelled by business to
travel.
The babies hotel has been furnished
throughout to suit the peculiar needs
of the most fastidious of it's little in
mates.
There are half a dozen>suites, each
decorated and furnished in baby style,
and consisting Of a day and night nur-
sery, under the charge of trained
nurse of the Norland Institute.
The furniture in all the rooms is
lilliputian in size, says the London Ex-
press. Tiny chairs and table, diminu-
tive water jugs, basins and washstands
have been provided for the guests.
One suite is furnished throughout
in white enamel, others are in light
oak. They are known as the Speed
well-the badge of the Norland
nurses = Forget Me-Not," Daisy"
Dawn" Peace" and joy suites.
In some respects the babies hotel
will be more exclusive than hotels for
"grown-ups." The occupants of each
suite, for instance, do not associate
with any other guests, the object be-
ing to test the ability of the student
nurse to amuse her little charges with
out outside help.
Guests may be of any age from l
month to s years, and they are taken
by the week, month or year. Babies
who arrive before the feeding bottle
stage is over pay from lis to f2 2s a
week, according to the suite. Other
children pay from f3S to f100 per an
mum.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
REAL LIFE CAMILLE
:. IMPOSSIBLE :.
BY DOROTHY FENIMORE.

Dumas makes a straight bid for the
favor of the gallery. He throws the
unselfshness of Camille's love into high
relief by means OF her tragic death.
But did Camille die of love? Was it
not passion that killed her? In France
the two terms are synonymous. But
in the United States we have erected
a barrier between these separate ideas
1t is my private opinion that an
American Camille who had the courage
to make a sacrifice of herself for the
sake of her lovers welfare would have
the stamina to carry the affair off
better She would not spoil 1t all by
dying for love. She would try, with
the new light that had come to her, to
turn her hard experiencesto good ac-
count.
do not think that 1t is worth our
while to keep before our eyes in our lit
erature and drama degenerate stand
ard of love. Are our palates so jaded al
ready that we need ginger to stimulate
them? We talk enough about the SIM
pie life, -metaphorically-we kiss
upon both cheeks the apostles Of plain
living who come from foreign shores to
look us over as possible literary ma
terial.
And yet when we have our choice be-
tween common and bread butter
sandwiches with our afternoon tea and
sandwiches that have anchovies or psp-
pers between their covsfs, we pick the
latter off the plate with a daintiness of
gesture that contrasts comically with
oh m
them down.
Why not keep before us our best
standards Of love and our highest es-
innate of womanliness? The first use
of an education is that it puts us in
touch with the worlds finest thought.
The power which women hold in our
land gives them the privilege of realiz-
ing the true dignity of woman, and her
noblest relation with man.
What's the sense~of going out of your
way to walk through mud just because
you have your rubbers on? You may
find to your sorrow that your footgear
is not as we'll made as it looks, that it
leaks at a seam. If you can't avoid
puddles, it Is sensible, say I, to jump
them.
True loves the gift which God hath
given
To man alone beneath the heaven;
1t is not fantasy's hot fire,
Whose wishes, soon as granted, fly;
1t liveth not in fierce desire;
With dead desire it doth not die;
1t is the secret sympathy,
The silver link, the silver tie,
Which heart to heart. and mind to
mind,
In body and in soul can bind"
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
NEW coed at the University Of
Chicago has mapped out a stren-

NEW coed at the University Of
~ Chicago has mapped out stren-
uous programme of reform which
will mark her advent into the
city, says the Inter Ocean. Miss Willie
Curtis is her name, and she is fresh
from an exclusive finishing school Of
Beacon Hill, in Boston, with her head
full of notions which she Is aching to
turn loose on the long suffering citizens
of Chicago.
She is going to assist the powers
that make for good in the uplifting of
the city. She is going TO frame UP a
new charter for the city's government;
she is going to reverse the present City
Hall methods and move the founda-
tions of Western society several inches
to the east, but most of all she is going
to reform the police force.
Dress reform, reform of manners. re-
form of speech, reform of morals-it is
all there in her busy brain, and as soon
as she can get it Strengthened out she
will turn it loose from the Midway in
stitution and let it spread north and
west.
Her first step was to organize a de-
batting team which will wage merry
war on the poor policemen and air her
views on the matter of municipal clean
Illness.
Miss Curtis is also great on political
economy and has pronounced ideas
about the new charter, but she never
'wanders far from the police force, the
piece de resistance of her reform move
ment.
THE Chief of Poice should be elect
ed by the people, and I propose to help
bring this reform about" she said. Il
have heard, among other things, of
these policemen cheating in examina-
tions. and it ought to be stopped.
And the new charter. Wouldn't it be
lovely if we could have hand in making
Chicago's new dress and take the re-
sponsibility from poor Mayor Harri-
son?''
Miss Curtis is the first woman at the
University of Chicago to gain a place
on the freshman debating team.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

the awakening of soul under the in
fuence of love. The idea is worked out
in a manner thoroughly French, and
this fact constitutes my answer to the
question which has been asked me. Ac-
cording to the testimony of many
French writer's, Camille is possible in
the social life of France.
In America, however, the womans
character as it is portrayed would not
appear consistent. Public opinion in
regard to womaniiness and genuine
love is high among us, and we have, in
spite of our reputation for prudery, a
blunt fashion of calling vice by its
right name. You will go far in our
civilization to find any one who believes
in sober sincerity that a pure love can
spring from an impure life, as a beau
tiful flower springs from mold.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
PRIMER Of LITERATURE DIAMONDS ARE SCARCE

The rumors of a scarcity of dia-
monds is verified by Consul Frank D.
Hill of Amsterdam, the center of the
worlds diamond industry. Owing to
the well-regulated labor union of the
diamond cutters, the number of ap-
prentices has been kept at such a
nice balance that the demand for
workmen is far in excess of the sup
ply, and manufacturers are offering
all kinds of inducements to attract the
men, all the manufacturers voluntar-
lily paying higher wages than was
agreed upon at the settlement of last
springs strike. To complicate matters
the demand for cut stones has in
creased enormously, both in the
United States and in Europe, and at
the same time the supply of raw ma
terial has fallen off.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
THE PRESS OF THE NATION.


in
Cabinet
South--Raleigh C.) News and Observer
of
acquiring college
nvesFarmvile
the linight wih
the immaculate
CO.
what might the Baltic heet Russia
twenyfou feet high
that
Observation-Disclosures Post
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

twelve toes. George Hartney team
ster, 2704 Union avenue, brought his lit
tie daughters in to see the Mayor. Mr..
Harrison was told that their names are
Miriam and Myrtle, and that they are
to be 3 years old next October. Which
is Miriam?" he asked. We'll, now"
the father began. This is Miriam"
said Florence, their older sister, who is
the only member of the family who can
always tell them apart. I'VE have a
little boy a week old at home who has
twelve fingers, but only ten toes" she
added.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

What is the Literature of to-day?
Fiction.
How is Fiction divided?
Into Historical Novels and Nature
Books.
What is a Historical Novel?
One that shows no trace of History
or of Novelty.
What is Nature Book?
A volume of misinformation about
animals.
Why are Nature Books popular just
now?
Because they are the fashion.
Mention some recent Nature Books.
THE Lions of the Lord" Pigs in
Clover" The Octopus The Blue
Goose" and ''rhe Sea Wolf"
What are the best-selling books?
Those which sell the best people.
What is a Magazine?
A small body of Literature entirely
surrounded by advertisements.
Why is comic paper so called?
Because it's so funny that anybody
buys it.
A Critic is a man who writes about
the DOOhS nC OOcSH INT.
What is poetry?
Lines of words ending with the
same sound.
What is a Minor Poet?
A poet not yet twenty-one years of
age.
What is Major Poet?
There isn't any.
What Is a Publisher?
A man who is blamed if a book
doesn't sell, and ignored If it does.
What does a publisher mean by
Problem Novels?
All, except Kipling's and Mrs. Hum
phry Wards.
What makes a book a phenomenal
success?
Much bad, much pad, and much ad.
Carolyn Wells, in The Metropolitan
Magazine.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

gers of little girl presented to him in
his office he stopped short. for she had
five fingers, besides the thumb, and
there were not enough little pigs" in
the old rhyme to go around, says the
Chicago Chronicle. The little girl has
twin sister, also, who has six digits on
each hand, and each little girl has
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
Electricity as am Anaesthetic:

DR.. Leduc of the Faculte de Medicine
in Paris has found a way of utilizing
a current of electricity to produce in
sensibility in place of chloroform or
ether. After experimenting on animals
he submitted himself to the process,
and was entirely insensible for ten
minutes, and, after his experience, was
elated rather than depressed, which is
not usually the case after the use OF
drugs for this purpose.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

q ONE one has written to ask what
1 think of the celebrated Lady OF
the Camelias, and has requested a
reply to the specific question:: Do
Won think a Camille in real life
could love as unselfishly as the heroine
Of Dumas novel?"
The theme of both the novel ana
drama of this name is, as you know,
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
Franchise in Janan.

A Japanese must be rs and pay $3.50
a year as direct taxation before he can
vote for members of the Japanese Diet.
The tax shuts out a large part of those
who would vote In another country.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
CHADW LCKIANS.
word to the guys is sufficient.

A word to the guys is sufficient.
Many a man is long on dollars and
short on sense.
The best signature for note is that
of a man of note.
Man is judged by his works and
woman by her ability to work him.
A $1,000 bank note in the hand is
worth two 100000 notes in the SAFE
1t is quite permissible to rob Peter
to pay Paul-if your name is Paul.
Credit no man with his good inten-
tions; make him come up with the
long green.
Had Mother Eve been up to date
what a fool she'd have made of that
serpent!
A woman can make fool of almost
any man if nature doesn't get the start
of her.
Old Noah wasn't much of a finan-
cier, but he knew enough to go in
when it rained.-Chicago News.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
ANSWERS TO QUERIES.

LIPTON-H. NJ. City. The address
of Sir Thomas Upton is Ossidge,
Southgate, Middlesex City Road, E. c..
London, England.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
CHICAGO UNIVERSITY
Girl WILL TRY TO
REFORM THE POLICE
PLANS OF ONE GIRL.

Reform the Chicago police
force.
Revolutionize the methods of
municipal government.
Draft a new charter for Chi
caro-.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

THE YELLOW WAR-O. s., City.
The Yellow or Chinese-Japanese war
was declared August 3, 1894, and 1t
terminated April IL, 1896.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

Special information supplied daily to
business houses and public men by the
Press Clipping Bureau (Allen'sl, 80 Cali
fornia street. Telephone Main 1042.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

TIC win in this world you must have
more confidence in yourself than you
really amount to.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

Townsend's California Glace fruits In
artistic ire-etched boxes 715 Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

ROMAN CROWN-A s., City. The
United States list of valuations Of for
eign coins does not class Roman
crowns" There is no such term in the
catalogues OF dealers of old coins.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

THE YEGGMAN-A. s., City. This
subscriber wants to know the meaning
of the word ''Yeggman," which is part
of the title of the book, Rounding up
the Yeggman.' The word does not
appear in any of the dictionaries of
names, or in the ordinary dictionaries,
or encyclopedias.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
OF COURSE.
q :. p

Mrs. Collier Downe-How can pre-
vent getting ink on my fingers when I
write?
Mr.. Collier Downe-Use a lead pencil
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

POPULAR VOTED. r., City. The
odore Roosevelt received the largest
popular vote ever cast for a candidate.
for the Office of President of the United
States. 1t was 1881, 1862. Since an ac-
count of the popular vote has been
taken for President those candidates
who have received the smallest number
of votes since 1924 have been the fol-
lowing: Daniel Webster. Whig, in
1852, 1870 votes: John w, Phelps, Amer
lean party, in 1880, 707, and J. F. r.
Leonard. U. c., in 1900. 1859. The can
Gidate who received the lowest num-
Der of electoral votes was David Davis
in 1872. He received one vote
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

The Marguerite style of wearing the
hair at least affords great opportunl-
ties for Marguerite's brothers to pull 1t.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

The fellow who parts his hair in the
middle isn't necessarily we'll balanced.
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16
HIS little pig went to mar
ket, this little pig stayed at
home; this little pig"

w iCA 1uoyoA iSoA 81
that far in counting the fin
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

farmer stalk year twentyfour feet hi
States whisky higher thatForida TfmesUni
The San Francisco call., 1905-01-16

nsderng what might happened the Baltic fleet Ru
coming out Of the transaction squadron ahead
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-08

into to market the balance of the crop slowly unless their intentions to cut down the acreage Is put into execution. They have done very well so far and should feel encouraged over their success. As- sistance of a substantial character Is be- ing offered on all sides with the object Of helping the farmer to help himself. Hx- porters have been unable to buy h the country, little or nothing being offered. Great Britain has bought freely thus far and shipments to the United Kingdom total 2,1SS.o0o against 1.6o6,oo0 last year, but trade is very good in England and they will need much more raw material. The continent has taken about the same as last season. 1.s40, compared with l. S050O0, while France, strange to say, has accepted, less than one year ago, 49lioo0 against 5S8,ooo Very little new business was entered into during December, in some cases commitments being trans ferred to January. The continent and France are short of their wants, the lat ter having imported less than last year, when prices were twice as high as they gre today and when the supply was lim- tied by smaIlness of the crop.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-08

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-08
The leading futures ranged as foIlows

Cash quotations were as follows: Flour-Steady; winter patents, s5.10d 52O; straights, s4.sOq5 spring patents, s5 @5 50; straights, s45Oa4.9O; bakers, $2.7o@ 3.S0.
 Wheat-No. ? spring, s1.10a1,15; No. 3, $1a1 IS; No. red. s1 1.16s4@1 .191z. Corn-No. 2, 421kc; No. 2 yellow. 421hc. Oats-No. ?, 20ssc! No. 3 white, aO@slc. Rye-No. ?, 75c.
 Barley-Good feeding. Ss@S7c; fair to choice malting, 4144Sc.
 Flax Seed-No. 1, $.15; No. northwest ern, $1.2211.
 Timothy Seed-Prime, S2.71R. Mess Pork-Per barrel SIP. .15G12 .25. Lard-Per 100 pounds, .s6. 621a.
 Short Ribs Sides-Loose, $6.121R16.25. Short Clear Sides-Boxed, s6.50d6. 6219. Whiskey-Basis of high wines, $1.24 Clover-Contract grade $12.75. On the produce exchange today the quo tations ranged as follows:
 Butter-Firm; creamery, 1Sq2Sc; dairy, 171k@24c.
 Eggs-Steady, 19G25c; frsts. 24c; prime firsts, 26c; extras, 28c.
 Cheese-Steady, nQ12c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-01-08
SELLING ORDERS IN
 COTTON MARKET  Opens Weak at Decline on the
 Reports WORKED UPWARD SLOWLY After the Initial Activity the Market Ruled Fairly Steady and Later
 Became ouIet-Recelpts
 Were s2,176 Bales.
WORKED UPWARD SLOWLY

New York. January 1.-The cotton mar ket opened weak at a decline of 6Q14 points in response to the weaker Liver pool futures market, and the break in New Orleans late yesterday. Large floor brokers had selling orders credited to bear leaders, but yesterdays short sell lers for a turn were taking profits. and the market after the initial break which had been increased by 2 or points. ruled fairly steady and gradually worked up to within 3 or points of last night s finals. After spurt of activity at the opening the market was generally quiet Receipts of cotton at the ports today g. 178 bales against 49.7lO last week and a,4l5 last year. For the week 21O,oOO bales, against 1977OO last week, and 1s2,9O1 last year.