New-York tribune., 1905-11-25
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

"The Carnegie (Okla.) Herald" extends thanks
after this wise: Miss Helen Petty caused the Wis
age of our devil to assume angelic features this
week upon tho presentation of a beautiful bouquet
of fqehrysanthemums to this office. Thanks
THE LITTLE BUNCH OF RAH-RAHs.
With Wit & little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat
He wasn't up on class room rules. but had the
And a little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat.
e You oog his gaud eP as he
And likewise hear the rainbows that he wore upon
And the little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat.
In all athletio branches he sssaysd to Dc h stunt
He'd sure have made the leVen had ne not peen
With his little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat.
But he never missed a football game and N.Y. now
The girls around him couldn't hear a locomotive
He had horn. a megaphone a cow bell and. to
That little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat.
Where'er he went the people knew he was a college
Rv The little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat
It made his heart exultant bound in mad, unbrioled
rboSt little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat.
To run a team without his aid the coacnes care
He reused the brave eleven when ne gave his
But in the class room not answer ever did get
That little bunch OF rah-rahs in his throat.
You'd think the cigarettes and pipes he smoked
The little bunch of rah-rahs in his throat.
But such an end was not to be- though quite as sad
BUNCH Of rshzrahq h IN his his threat sTss mis-
He caught a cold and grew so hoarse he scarce
Oh, was wasn't that an awful thing. to sit clear
wthouf 'G Single s rah-rah in his throat2
A firm of manufacturers in England received this
note from a native of the Gold Coast: Having
F0r nm
panies of London I have determined to come down
and sit with you at London In order that you may
look me to attend school there. You may please
send me ticket If you do acquiesce to what nave
said In Our Gold Coast I cannot get any good
man to look me for schooling. shall be wonder
that have not you before, and yet am tell
ing you this In receipt of this letter take 1t into
great consideration, and then send me a reply. AS
I have not abode with you before whether am
good boy or not you would not know, but you will
know after trial is given. Hoping you will grant
me my request, Yours obedient servant. etc"
The Peach and the vegetarian.-"Can't see why
why, because she's so deucedly pretty
Wel, sdI' great Scott! I'm no cannibal That's deep
enough for me."-(Cleveland Leader.
A couple of mechanics were chatting on a train.
where does your brother work now?" asked the
elder A pained, shocked expression came over the
face of the younger. "Oh, my brother don't work;
nv brother has a position!" he exclaimed proudly
There are grades in the dignity of labor
All the Respect Due-Goodfellow-Sa what you
viii, Americans admire commercial integrity.
We cvsicusWyes si bow to it and pass on-(Boston
Transcript
An interesting paperweight has just been given
to Epworth University at Oklahoma City 1t is
section of the brass pump rod of the steamship
Sirius the first steamer to cross the Atlantic The
trim was made in 1885, and the vessel left Cork on
Anri1 and arrived In New-York ON April %. The
shin was lost ON the English coast in June 1S41,
and was savaged in 1896, ffty-one years later Ihe
metal work of the vessel was purchased py the
afasons a firm of Birmingham, England, ship sup
pliers where the pump rod was cut into sections
and the souvenirs made The paperweight is about
half an inch thick and four inches in diameter 1t
looks as bright if it had never seen the bottom
of the sea.
Very Likely" Where there's smoke there must must
seemed to ring true to me / wonder who first
s"iS Some me woman probably upon hearing an i'm
probable story about neighbor philadelphia
Press
pretty story of the meeting of the King of
Portugal and his wife is told in 'Fhe Springfield
Republican" One day when the crown prince. as
he then was was calling the French am
bassadress his attention was arrested by the photo
graph of a sweet faced fair haired girl Taking
IN the photograph TO examine IL more closely. he
said 10 the ambassadress, What charming
o,,n, Iady!" Yes" was the answer: land she is
as charming as she looks. She is the Princess
Amelie of Orleans" On the following day the
nrince was ON his way to Paris. and a fortnight
later his engagement to the beautiful princess was
formally announced to the world
No" he said I'm not sure whether my wife's
Christmas gift 10 me was meant 10 please hhe ef
sae had e Hsss by an