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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-08
Games Today.

Memphis at Birmingham.
New Orleans at Montgomery.
Shreveport at Atlanta.
Little Rock at Nashville.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-08
Chicago 8. Philadelphia o.

Philadelphia, June 1.-The Chicago play
ers found Bender's pitching r. their liking
today and easily defeated Philadelphia by
free hitting. Attendance, 1870. Score:
Ri Il.
Chicago -. -. -. .01O OO4 3V1--s u 0
Philadelphia =. .000 900 00-0
Batteries; AltroclS and Mcfarland; Ben
der and Sehreekengost Time, lao.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1905-06-08

When IT prints good. it n good cut
The Gawk Engraving Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01
SCOTTISH SONGSTRESs
WILL SING TONIGHT

Miss Jessie n. MaclachIan, the Scot
tish prima donna, arrived by the ALA
MEDIA" yesterday, and sings in the
Opera House tonight.
Y The San Francisco Chronicle" of
March % describing Miss Maclachlan's
appearance in that city, says: Miss
Jessie N. MacIachlan, the Scottish pri-
ma donna, stirred all the hearts of her
country-people gathered last evening
in Lyric Hall for the entertainment
conducted under the auspices of Clan
Fraser, Order of the Scottish Clans.
Proving that. there are Scotch songs
to make one laugh, dance and cry, Miss
Maclachlan gave the greatest variety
of old charming ballads. Her voice is
q rnezzo-soprano of good range and she
handles it with grace. There was an
ovation for her after her singing of
Blue BonnetS.'
The other artiStes appearing at the
Opera House tonight are John McLin-
den, solo 'cellist; J. Fulton Dick, hu-
morist and elocutionist, and Robert Blu
chanan, pianist and conductor. The
concert will commence promptly at SIS
and the audience is requested to be in
the seats by that time. The house is
almost sold out and is likely to be fill
ed TO it's capacity.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01
BUSINESS LOCALS.

For rubber stamps call at Gazette
l.Omce.
/ Lutted's Hawaiian poi in pound-cans
Ifor sale by all druggists and grocers.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01

1 For rubber stamps call at Gazette
kofice.
Lutted's Hawaiian poi in pound-cans
rIfor sale by all druggists and grocers.
n The sale of ladies' muslin underwear
at whitney & Marsh's begins this
morning.
twenty-five shares of the Waimea
Mill Co. will be sold today at noon at
SAT Kaahumanu street.
The very latest in Easter clothing
and neckwear at the Globe Clothing
Co.'S clearance sale, Hotel street.
Go to the Criterion. corner of Hotel
and Bethel streets, for lunch. Table
d'hote lunch served as lunch should
be Csc.
Full line of groceries, over 100 potted
palms and a new piano at auction TO-
day. beginning at 10 O'Clock, at Nor
gan's auction rooms
Some land on Maunakea street, near
Pauahi, belonging to the Holt heirs,
will be sold at public auction, at noon'
by Jas. F. Morgan, at his salesrooms-
The Henry waterhouse Trust Co.
have some very desirable property for
rent and sale. List. can be seen at
their office, Fort and Merchant streets.
New silks at Ehlers are "Servisilk,"
a silk of service, 75c a yard and No
sico", 55c a yard. Both of these Will
give splendid wear and are strictly
new.
Tenders will be received at the office
of the Superintendent of Public Works
for furnishing and installing an cleo
trio generator for the the Lahainalu-
ma school,
A lot Of lands, the property of the
late Thomas Cummings, will be sold
today at public auction by Jas. F.
Morgan. See list as published in the
advertisement elsewhere.
- Sixteen shares of paid-up stock of
llhe Waialua Agricultural Co, Ltd,
Syil be sold today at public auction by
las. F. Morgan. at noon, at his sales
rooms on Kaahumanu street.
The leaseholds of some property.
owned at one time by the Washington
Mercantile Co., are to be sold today at
public auction. Sale takes place at
noon at Jas. F. Morgan's auction par
lors.
Todays regular auction sale, at the
Fisher, Ables Co., will consist of gro
ceries. A full list of articles to be
sold will be found in their advertise
ment on page 8. The sale begins at
10 o'clock.
The Manufacturers Shoe Co. is
showing a very stylish ladies' boot,
the make of Z. p. Reed & Co.. for
$3.50. This shoe is made of extra quail
ity kid with patent tip, has flexible
sale and Cuban heel.
All tickets for the Jessie Maclachlan
concert not called for before noon to-
day will be sold. The demand for seats
has been so unusually heavy that the
management cannot reserve seats be-
yond this time unless they are paid for.
Some real estate on Lunalilo street.
near the Boardman property; also
some on Liliha, near Auwai, belonging
TO w. II. Pain, viii be sold today UNI
der foreclosure of mortgage by Jas. F.
Morgan at his salesrooms on Kaahu-
manu- street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01
LOCAL BREVITIES.

Charles P. NELL. Commissioner of
Labor, is expected here about April p.
The public schools We're dismissed
early yesterday for the Easter yaca-
. ton.
William Mckinley Lodge meets this
evening at 1880 O'Clock in Harmony
Hall.
Governor Carter took a late train to
Waialua yesterday to get a rest over
night.
Mrs. Mary D. Hendricks is booked
to leave for the coast in the China
next month.
Mr.. Allen w. T. Bottomley has been
admitted as a partner in the firm Of
Bishop < Co.
Mr. j. A Rath will speak at the Y.
NJ. c. A. meeting Sunday at 3. Subject,
"A Hero's Message"
The sealed compartment for baggage
on the 5. 5. Manchuria will be closed
at 8 o'clock This morning.
The Alexander Young Hotel Grill
Room will be opened this evening after
the concert at the Opera House.
Miss Birch Tanning leaves today in
the Manchuria en- route to New York,
where she will take up a four years
course in medicine.
Miss Maclachlan. the Scottish song
stress. and her husband, Mr.. Buchanan,
arrived yesterday on the Alameda and
registered at the Hawaiian Hotel.
S Kubey. formerly in business in
Honolulu, has opened a big wholesale
and retail liquor saloon in San Fran
cisco on eth and Market streets.
There is no change in the condition
of the two Hawaiian boys, suffering
from typhoid fever. who were brought
to the Queens Hospital from Pelekunu,
Molokai.
F. L. Waldron, the commission
broker. Mrs. Waldron and two chill
dren are booked to leave on the China
sailing April IA. They go to England
for a visit.
a coaching trip to Moanalua will be
made this morning under the auspices
of the Promotion Committee. The
start will be made at $50 from the
Promotion Office.
Haleiwa, the beautiful hotel at Wal
alua, can be visited any time now for
$500 including railroad fare and one
days board and lodging. Tickets on
sale at Trent & Co.'S office, 93S Fort
street.
c. V. Sturtevant leaves in the Ala
media on Wednesday to take a posi-
ton in the San Francisco agency Of
Theo. H. Davies & Co, Ltd. in whose |
local hardware department he has been
for several years employed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry E. Highton have
their residence from Diamond
Head to the Young Hotel. Mrs. High |
ton leaves for New York today by the
TO close up important bust |
ness, and expects to return early in
July
Miss Alice Hueter sailed yesterday for
a months trip to Honolulu. She Will
meet her brother in the islands and
will return here with him. Miss Huet-
er is an attractive girl. who will no
doubt be entertained extravagantly, in
Mr.. Hueter, whom she will
meet there, has been on a trip around
the world.-Examiner.
G.. F. Bush of the Honolulu Iron
Works. leaves today in the ManchuriaI
for New York where he will be met
later by Mr.. Hedemann, the manager. |
They will make purchases of material |
for the new Waikiki mill and other |
sugar companies in the islands. It is |
also their intention to open a New
York Office for the Honolulu Iron |
Works. the plan being to reach out to |
Cuba and Porto Rico, in securing con- |
tracts for sugar mill machinery
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01

Ten new bills came up to the Gov
ernor for his consideration yesterday.
They were the bill to prevent the
dissertation Of the flag by using it for
advertising purposes, to compel vehi-
cles to carry lights at night, the 1eprosy
divorce bill, the bill to protect owners
of bottles. the Dickey juvenile delin-
uuency bill. the bill to publish deci-
sions of the Federal District court, the
new garbage bill, the amendment to
the market regulation bill, the bin
providing for filing maps of lands Of
fered for sale and the bill creating an
archives commission.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01
WHAT CHAMBERLAIN'S PAIN
BALM WILL, DO

For the alienation of pain Chamber
lain's Pain Balm has no equal. Sore
ness of the muscles, swellings and
lameness are quickly relieved by APP
plying 1T. One application will prompt
ly quiet pain in the side or chest and
nothing will compare with it as an
external application for rheumatism.
For the treatment of cuts and bruises
there 10 nothing better. For sale by
Benson. Smith & Co., Ltd, Agents for
Hawaii
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01

There was another light day on the
Stock Exchange yesterday with prices
virtually unchanged. A recovery OF
the sugar market toward the five-cent
basis improves the feeling. The cur
rent dividend list is a goodly one
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01

Deacon Jones-'Tn the better land
everything will he made known" Mrs.
Prye-'-Won't that be finei I've always
wondered how old Sarah Wilson was"
Boston Transcript.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-04-01
NOTICE

On and after Saturday. March %,
the anagement of the Hawaiian Hotel
Annex will charge ten cents admission
for adults and five cents for children
to the beach lawn. Tickets of admis-
sion will be received at the bath house
and lemonade stand for the amounts
they represent.
HAWAIIAN HOTEL ANNEX.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
BUSINESS COLLEGE BALL
GRAND SUCCESS

The annual bal! given last Friday
evening in the city hall by the students
of the Sank Centre Academy and BUSH
ness College proved to be one of the
most successful and enjoyable enter
tainments Of the season. Notwith-
standing the fact that there were two
other dances the same evening, the
hall was packed to overlooking; there
being something like one hundred
couples present. The ball was given
under the management OF Messrs.
Parker and Adams who spared no
pains to make it grand success.
Book and Parker's Orchestra furnish
ed the music which was conceded by
all to be first class in every respect.
Not until the wee small hours of morn
were the merrymakers wont to with
draw when all were unanimous in
voting it one of the most pleasant
gatherings of the season. The boys
wish to take this opportunity of an
nouncing That they will again enter
tain in the city hall on March Sd for
which event elaborate preparations are
being made.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
What Ought to be Done With These
Conqressm

The Winchester Sun Sentinel, a
Kentucky paper says:
"There are about twenty Southern
Congressman that are obtaining
money under false pretenses. They
get this by claiming to represent a
constituency largely of negroes but
do not allow the negro to vote. They
ought to be indicted"
There are also many times twenty
Congressman, Southern, Northern
Eastern and Western Congressman
who claim to represent ''thc people
OF their respective districts. Many
of these ''people" are women, but
they are not counted as ''people" and
they are not allowed to vote. Do these
Congressman really represent "the
people?"
Ida Calvert Obenchain.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
WHY?

WHY do you 60 around with that
lame back?
WHY don't you get that terrible
stomach trouble cured?
WHY suffer with kidney troubles?
WHY have those painful headaches
through the forehead, temples
and eyes?
WHY have an operation for APP
pendicitis?
WHY suffer with any disease of a
nervous origin, when you can
have
DrS. NEWSALT 4 PECK,
Chir0praCtiC Specialists
Graduates of Minneapolis Chiro-
practic College, now in your city
in the Merchants National Bank
Building, remove the cause of
your disease and you get we'll.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
A Conundrum.

When it was reported that the recent
election frauds in Denver were com.
mitted mainly by women, a number
of newspapers claimed this as good
reason why all the women outside OF
Colorado should be excluded from the
ballot. 1t now turns out that the over
whelming majority of persons impli-
Gated in these frauds were men. Will
the same editors now assert that this
is good reason why all the men out
side of Colorado should be excluded
from the ballot? If not, will some
member of ''the logical sex" tell us
why not?
Alice Stone Blackwell
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
Died

The many friends of Mrs. Nj. Lewis
will be shocked to learn of her sudden
death in Billings, Mont, Jan. IA.
She left here four years ago with
her two sons, Bud and Frank, and
located in Billings, where the boys
are running cafe and restaurant.
She had enjoyed perfect health un-
til Christmas when she was stricken
with that dreaded disease, smallpox,
to which she succumbed. AS she was
guaranteed neither Frank or Bud
were allowed to see her which makes
it all the harder to bear for them
She was always kind and loving
mother and all our sympathy goes
out to the boys in their darkest hour.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
ELECT OFFICERS

AT meeting held by the Acme
hose company on Friday evening the
following were elected officers for the
ensuing year:
FOreman-JOs. w. kusba
LIST asst. FOreman-Geo. O'Gara
I'd asst. Foreman-Geo. Bergman
Secretary-Walter Gray
Treasurer-John McGibbOn, Sr.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
GOES TO JAIL FOR
CIGARETTE SMOKING.

Arthur Paulson, fifteen-year old
boy living in Henning is serving
five-day sentence in the Jail at Fergus
Falls, having been convicted of smok
ing cigarettes. Young Paulson was
caught in the act as he was enjoying
his smoke on the school house steps,
The sentence is meant as warming
to other youngsters.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
SPRING Dress Goods
Initial showing of the new things
great style show of the new fabrics.

An event looked forward to by the best or
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
Hunters

Learn to trap foxes. 1900 already
trapped with my method; make SIC
daily. l teach you how to trap on
land, snow, and in water. Write fol
terms enclosing stamp to Frank
Wortz, trapper, 81 w. Madison ST.,
Chicago, Ill.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
Born.

To Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Caughren
on Thursday, January rs, daughter.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02
For Sale.

Frame building and lot on Third st.
Lot 20 1876 feet. Fine location. APP
ply to A. Bucher's Meat Market,
Third St.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-02-02

Advertised Letters.
AKRON Ellengson
Mrs. Lizzie Robidoux
Bert Smith
0. e. Boobar, Postmaster
, 1905-10-04
Can't Take Advice.

Considering the fact that ruling Rus
STA is his trade and that he has worked
at it all his life, it is strange that the
czar can't do a little better job of it.
Evidently he has no regard for the
feelings of the crossroads philosophers
who gather around the country stores
and pick his policies to pieces.
1t seems a pity to have all of this
free advice going to waste. If he would
just cable over and take a sort of ref
erendum of the opinion of the experts
in this country he might make fewer
mistakes or none at all provided his ad-
visers could agree.
But some men get terribly pigheaded
and can't take advice just because they
have a little power. We have them in
this country. Take the case of Carne-
gle. He wants to get rid of his money,
and yet several hundred philanthropists
write long letters to him every day
telling him how, and he ignores them
and goes laundering along, unable to
give away half of what he has got.
, 1905-10-04
Humor qno Philosophy
QUIT DREAMING.
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH

Do not sadly sit and ponder.
Wondering what the day will bring,
With your gaze fixed IA out yonder
Where the golden rainbows swing
Dreaming of a chance appearing
That will make you rich and great.
Such a Visions very cheering,
Blu 1t doesn't pay the freight.
What's the good of foolish notions
Castles built of moonlit haze.
Where with rhythmic, mystic motions
They dissolve beneath the gaze?
Look alive and up and coming,
Then you'll see things clear the way
For the man who sets 'em humming
And keeps at it every day.
There's no room for idle dreamers
In the rush of modern life.
This age is the age of schemers,
Those who do not shrink from strife.
Pensive fancy's long since rowded
From the pinnacle of fame
By hard facts and lies enShrouded
In a grave without a name.
Fancy's Pigments can't be measured
BY the dollar rule at all.
So you never find them treasured
In the exhibition hall
That the world keeps. Quit your
dreaming;
Such bad habits overcome.
Find a scheme that's worth the schsn-
Ing;
Then get up and make things hum.
, 1905-10-04

"How nice! 1 wonder If l could
break down Arthur's good nature In
that way"
TRY it."
II surely will"
II must go now. Don't give up too
jewel"
, 1905-10-04
A Brutal Husband
[Original.l

lOrlBlnal.l
Mrs. Parmelee, you are the envy of
all our set in having a husband who Is
the impersonation of amiability."
Ibid it ever occur to you, my dear
Mrs. Efingham, that too much amiabil-
ity may be as disagreeable as too much
irritability? My husband Is wearing
me out with his perfection Of temper"
You surprise me-"
would that / could find a way to
make him speak m harsh word"
prod him."
"Prod him? Why, I've goaded him.
I've tried
"Your motherT'
Certainly. She was with us for
months. Arthur became fond of her"
"Have you tried a rlval?'
Eyes, 1 encouraged Ned Sparrow to
make love to me. One morning Arthur
returned suddenly from business for
something he had forgotten at IL
o'clock In the morning, and found Ned
here. | trembled for fear of having
gone too far. Arthur begged him to
OldJ oi odJJ ih5 Ohab was cO
lonely"
HIN. 1t does seem to be a peculiar
case. l have it Hire an organ grind
err to stand in front of the house and
grind whenever your husband Is at
home"
80 | have. l engaged one to begin
at 5 In the afternoon and keep 1t up
ti1I OF nioht hirn6 him for a
week. When it ended Arthur hired
him for another. At the end of the
second week l had prostra-
tion."
"You poor N Such perversity
is positively brutal"
Men are SO provoking"
81 should think SO. A man who
won't get angry when his wife really
wants him tt must be very hard to
live with. I'd leave him."
II proposed to go to Europe for a
year, and what do you think was the
result? He was delighted. He said
he would take rooms at his club and
be cheerful till l returned. 1 didn't
60"
VI COURSE you uluu
HE would have had a beautiful
time"
"Why don't you try nagging?"
81 never thought Of that"
cts infallible. A man who can
stand everything else will at last break
down under a persistent nag. 1 al
ways use it when my husband stands
In the way of anything 1 set my heart
on, and l never knew it to fail. When
the Fofwells invited us to dine. Jimmie
vowed he wouldn't go. You see, he
hates Alice Folwell as much as l love
her. The invitation came two weeks
before the dinner. 1 began to nag
the day after 1t came and carried my
point in time to accept a week before
the entertainment"
, 1905-10-04

HOW nice! 1 wonder If l could
break down Arthur's good nature in
that way"
TRY it."
Il surely will"
II must go now. Don't give up too
soon. Remember hat persistency is a
jewel"
Mrs. Parmelee, I'm so glad to see
you. You naughty woman! Why have
you not returned my call sooner? It's
three months since you've darkened my
doors. What have you been doing with
yourself? You're looking miserable"
ITS all Arthur"
you poor, dear thing! l remember
now you were telling me when l called
on you how obstinate he was. Did you
try the remedy | suggestedY
II did"
"Weli, sit down and tell me about It,"
after you called | began a persist
ent course of nagging. | objected to
everything Arthur wished and stood
firm for everything l wished myself. I
Nv LII 1OANto NNDih ~ Ny
from the time we woke in the morn
ing till we went to sleep at night. Ar
thur, you know, Is stone deaf in his
right ear, and he WAS mean enough to
lie on his left side while | was talk
Ing. The result was that he always
went to sleep in the middle of my most
effective nag"
"How ~provoking!'
"Well, | fancied he was beginning to
give way. He did look as If he had
something on his mind, though 1t
wasn't my nagging. was dlsappolnt-
ed In that. At any rate, | had hopes
hat the game would soon be mine.
One morning he appeared nervous and
when he went out forgot to kiss me
as usual. l watched him from be-
tween the Stats of the shutter and saw
hin go in an opposite direction from
his office. In half an hour he came
back wild with joy and told me that
he had Just been to the Doctors. |
asked him what for, and he said that
for three years-evers since we had been
married-he had had a blood tumor, or
something of the sort, which had threat
ened his life. The doctor had told him
that If he permitted himself to get ex-
cited he might die suddenly, but If
he treated the annoyances of life phllo-
sophically and kept cool after awhile
the thing might be absorbed and he
would be as we'll as ever"
"And he kept you In Ignorance of his
danger all the while?'
Yes; he said he didn't want to worry
me-"
"a pretty excuse. How has he be-
haved SINGER"
mot very well. The first time l
said anything he didn't like he raved
like a mailman. He broke up the fur
nlture and smashed my dresser mir
ror."
1.-The fiendr'
Since then he has been dreadfully
overbearing."
How do you like thatr'
much better than his abominable
amiability."
THOMAS BARBER JUDSON-
, 1905-10-04

"Hear about the latest scheme in the
%jungle?"
mo"
on the giraffe SO that the children mon
keys can slide down the long neck and
bump the bumps"
, 1905-10-04
The Real Facts.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does you garden grow?
The flower seeds all turn to weeds,
If really you must know.
, 1905-10-04
Lucid Explanation.

"Pa, why is a commission merchant
called a broker?"
"'Cause those who deal with him go
broke, l reckon"
, 1905-10-04

There are SO many ways of lying that
the practice seems to appeal to people
Of artistic propensities.
, 1905-10-04
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

1t might be a good idea to put off un-
til tomorrow the mean thing that you
meant to do today.
, 1905-10-04

The intellect of some people needs a
tonic about three times a day.
, 1905-10-04

A straw tells which way the wind
blows, but a bale Of hay doesn't say
O word.