New-York tribune., 1905-11-24
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The sale of ty2eWriters has been forbidden by the
police in Russia This was done to prevent their
use by revolutionists in issuing circulars
FOR THE RHYMES SAKE.
being Moral Lesson the Advantages of Having a
Lived in Eastern lands.
Where he made hebdomedary
Trips across the sands
Carrying reticulated
Silks and garments rich
Jewelry, and sch.
He would drink on Monday morning.
Til the following sunday, scorning
But @sii when nj he aiieviated
NJ Then ssna his sns thirsf, s6,bPeviated he tade
He would drink lake. .
Well flIi he h j had Stas no Srgin opposition
Once evolved a proposition
For railroad train;
When perfected. made
On the whole revolution
In the desert trade
But our friend the clever camel
Those long trips where never mammal,
Save himself had gone .or
Bumps the trial spin,
anu nc ''s'' cleveland Leader.
A Boston public school teacher was trying to
give her pupils a definite idea of volcano with
red chalk she drew on the blackboard fiery flames
was done she turned to the class before her. and
said ''CAn any of you tell me what that looks
JiIe?" One boy Immediately held up his hand, and
the teacher said We'll, joey, you may tell u.s."
1T looks like hell, ma am repheo joey with
startling promptness.
TO A FASHIONABLE BEAUTY.
All ladies at the last Newmarket Meeting
You easily outshone;
In popularity. that gift so 1eetng,
You stood unmatched, alone.
Take care you don't get vain
They called you fast as well, but no one blamed
They only praised again.
The Press, which viewed the Quality parading
twas long and rough" no seams pleats,
All humber danes, take note
So voung-so fattered-yet no tale of folly
Against you can be told; ,, ,,.. M,
The World is al your feet1th9pgh' Pretty P0ny
Invitations to weddings in Wales are very busi-
nessiike When the parents of the brde-to-be bid
her friends to the ceremony they bid them not to
come empty handed. The cards say: what
ever donation you may be pleased to bestow will
be thankfully received and cheerfully repaid when
ever called for on a similar occasion The parents
Of the bride and bridegroom-elect desire that all
gifts due to them will be returned to them on the
above date and viii be thankful for all favors
granted"
Young BachelOr-You made a funny error in con-
gratuiafin the brides father, instead of the bride
sI9TI' Sid Renediet-No. 1 didn't I've daughter of
BE Bits. own anu A''0" what '''' U' ''''1''' ''@D
Goal oil will knock any cold silly" said C. c.
Warren. in "The Baltimore News THE idea of
drinking coal oil may repugnant TO some
aesthetic tastes but one tablespoonful will fix the
business for the most stubborn cold in head or
bodv Turpentine is another fine thing for general
conditions l firmly believe that if man will
take fifteen TO twenty drops of turpentfne In sugar
once every two months he will never really be
sick IT'S an internal Turkish bath in effect, and
yes the system thoroughly cleansed and in good
shane to take on new strength There's no excuse
for a cold and it's a dangerous thing TO pass by.
..Promise me- Jack, that you will go to the
dogs lust because l have refused you"
fOh pshaw of course not
You mean thins?'-CIAfe
History repeated itself at the Bendigo gold fields
- Australia youth named George Washington
o charged with illegally cutting timber on the
arovyn lands" He pleaded guilty. The judge thus
a5drassed him: Even though your name be George
I.ra.bington YOU have no right to go into anothers
obard and cut down trees even though they be
- cherry trees You will be fined SIS. with the
ortton of twenty-five days Imprisonment
Easily Accounted For.-An Irishman. upon ar
riTing EInsHi in america, asked his name az Ellis
iSsqe speak louder" said the officer
re !sIon6eTS again said the officer why man. your
voice is as soft as woman's! n. o+rsr
,s . eitr woman. ."-(Iadies' Home Journal