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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

I George Scnnlfng, the American, who
started to walk around the world In a
paper suit has just been married in
Newcastle, England, to woman with
whom he fell in love at first sight.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04
a TRuE RHYME.
HADN'T TESTED IT.

He-"It's impossible to please every
body in this world, isn't it?y
She-"I don't know; never tried it.
Detroit Free Press.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

Fox hunting seems to be ON the wane
in England. N.Y.-14.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces infiamma-
ton aIlaYs pain cures wind collie. 26c. bottle.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04
Pe-ru-na, a Natural Beautifier.

Peruna produces clean. mucous mem
branes, the basis Of facial symmetry and a
perfect complexion.
The women have not been slow to dis
cover that course OF Peruna viii do more
toward restoring youthful beauty than all
the devices known to science.
Many a girl has regained her faded
beauty, many matron has heightened the
days of her comedy appearance by using
Per1lna
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

In summer time the air used for ven
tilating the House of Commons in Lon
don passes through blocks of ice.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

The Royal Military College at Bang
kok now accommodates 800 cadets.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

Elder-"Why, Sandy, lad, heard
that ye was drowned"
Sandy-"Na, that was ma me. 1t
was me eldest brither."
Elder" Eth, mon, what pity! What
a most awfu' pityY-Jester.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

In Spain Hebrews are not permitted
to erect and maintain houses of wor-
ship
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

In 1890 the last instance of boiling to
death took place in Persia.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

After an absence Of $50 years sharks
have again made their appearance in
the Baltic
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

'That man has perfect right to die
tate to his wife" How SOP "Oh,
he married his stenographer. - Prince
ton Tiger.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04
HOW TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ESCAPED
PELVIC CATARRH BY AID OF PERU
Female Weakness Is Usually Pelvic Catarrf.
ru-na Cures Catarrh Wherever Located.

Ss$$e%$S~~ %SS&&&S<S A%1x@<A<@114As
Mrs Lizzie Redding, 8ls4 Clifton Place, St. Louis,
Mo, writes:
found after trying many different medicines
to restore me to health, that Peruna was the
only thing which could be depended upon. / be-
gan taking it when was in decline induced
BY female weakness and overwrought nerves.
began to feel stronger during the first week
took Peruna and my health improved daily until
now an in perfect health and enjoy life as new
er did before. ---Lizzie Reddine.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

FITS permanently cured. Motifs or nervous
ness after first days use of DIR. Kline's Great
NerveRestorer, $2trialbottle and treatise free
DR.. r. H KLINE, Ltd. .93l Arch St. Phila.. Pa.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04
AaAhe Parson Told II.

A bee that works only at night is found
in the jungles of India
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

lido not believe Piso's Cure for Consump-
tionhas unequal for coughs and colds.-JoHN
F.BoYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. Is, 1900.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

Copper money in France is being re-
placed by aluminium.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04
THE STRAIN OF WORK.

Best of Backs Give Out Under the Burden
of Daily Toll.
Lieutenant George g. Warren, of No.
8 Chemical, Washington, D. O., says:
Its an honest fact that Doans Kidney
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04
Thousands Of Women Cured Every
Year by Correspondence---Th This is
What DR.. Hartman Proposes to
Do For You Without Charge.

dences presented here. We have thousands
Of letters from grateful friends who tell the
same story
Half the ills that are peculiarly woman s
own are of a catarrhal character. Female
weakness was not understood for many
years.
Dr. Hartman deserves the credit of hav-
ing determined its real character. He has
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

Peruna cures catarrh, whether of tn,
pelvic organs or any other organ of tn,
human body.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1905-04-04

made catarrh and catarrhal dis
eases, including pelvic catarrh, a
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Dickens found It, and as one ap.
proaches II one is struck by its ideal
situation, hemmed in, as Il were, by
the chief high roads Of the surround.
Ing country, everything fresh and
glowing In the summer picturesque
ness, and the whole place nesting in
peaceful seclusion. One can well i'm
agine Dickens falling in love with II
as ne did, by rambling through the
green lanes to such a charming vii.
lake so perfectly English In all its
characteristics.
Little David, as everybody who has
read his personal history knows, was
born In the Rookery. and there can be
little doubt that the Rectory OF to-day
was the house which Mr. Copperfeld
bought" and named the Rookery,
because "he liked TO think there were
rocks about It," There are still elms
In the garden, but the strong wind
which made them bend TO one an.
other, Ike giants who were whisper.
Ing seciIts," and causing the wealth.
erbeaten ragged old rocks nests bur
denlng their higher branches" to
swing like wrecks upon a stormy
sea-" had given place when visited
1t, 10 light summer breeze which
quietly tanned their leaves. There is
anolhe; house Thunderstorm hall
which als made claim to being the
rOo%ery on account Of the fact that
Dickens description Of the interior
Of Davids birthplace comedies more
fully with 1t than 1t does with the
Rettory. And, further, when Dick.
ems was visiting the spot and called
at the hall for the purpose of becom.
Ing acquainted with It's interior. he
male himself known to the old house.
keeper who was in charge of the
place at that time, and had her per.
mission TO enter
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Among a lot Of applicants for nat
urallzation who appeared before Judge
Chamberlain In the superior court at
Nashua, Mass, a while ago was a
good.lOoking sen of Nova Scotia. He
had been in this country ten OF fifteen
years, and appeared 10 be an unusual
" good subject for naturalization un.
IN the Judge inquired II he belonged
TO any anarchIstic or nihihstic orders
Eyes, your honor" was the aston.
ishing reply.
"Whas are tbey?" asked the Judge
"The Odd Fellers."
Re got his papers.
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Just rest In the old patch work cushions.
And gaze at the pictures enlarged.
There's father and mother and William,
And poor little Ben who Is dead
And Ia fat little shaver,
With hair plaStercd close TO my head;
And sister and Susan and uncle
All hung In their black oval frames,
Suspended from nails In the plaster
And under the pictures the names!
Yes, I'm weary OF hoping and striving,
OF shaving all day In the din;
| long to go back TO the country
And think II all over again;
To get new grip on the throttle.
Get steam for the mountainous land,
To gain inspiration and courage
That comes from the firm, horny hand,
So at nightfall It's OF to the sleeper,
That waits In the heart Of the noise,
20 speed to the land OF my birthplace.
Where once ! was 'one Of the boys"
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She Felt Faint.

The young chaps in swelldom were
talking unguardedly in an elevate |
car about their experiences With some
girls. Cholly said: Did you ever
take a girl out to lunch when she
felt little faint?" Emo" replied
Tafy. We'll, never do, took Miss
Buddy Hart into Sherry's At first
she declined, but then said she be
lieved she did feel a little faint
Did she eat anything?" Did she eat
anything? She grabbed the menu
glanced over It, said she didn't feel
very hungry, and ordered" We'll
what did she order?" oysters
bouillon. lobster outlet. sweetbreads
and peas, chicken. Maryland style;
shrimp salad, biscuit glaoe, maca
rooms, coffee and a creme de menthe
II cost me $40" We'll, you ought TO
be gladl" "Gladr What forT'
why. glad she wasn't hungry
New York Press.
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am weary Of lock-outs and, coal SMOKE,
or railways and cobbles and noise;
long TO go back TO the country
Where once | was "Une Of the boyr' :
To eat mush- and-mllk with the natives
And swap stories down at the store:
To sleep on the fat feather bed-tick
That's built away up from the noorl
/ am weary Of lodging and crowding.
OF handles and lackeys and SUCH
long 10 go back to the country
Where show ia not overly much.
To eat mothers doughnuts and fapjaCks
And holler across our back lawn
Al neighbors knew when a youngster.-
Those neighbors Of thrift and OF Drawn.
/ am weary OF toiling and hoping.
OF toiling and hoping again;
/ long 10 go back to the country
And slip TO bed promptly at 10;
To sit In the od-fashioned parlor
And rest with all trouble discharged,
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So !. .shIna to BE Glad For.

A popular comedian Of heroic stat.
ure, one who has contributed much TO
the amusement Of New York, has a
wife who at one time was of dollllke
proportions. OF late the lady has 10.
creased so much in weight that she
has left the stage to her more slend.
er sisters in the business, though she
still bankers after the atmosphere of
the footlights. Many an evening finds
her in the comedians dressing room.
and not infrequently she Is given TO
fault finding over some fancied short.
coming Of her spouse.
On recent evening she ensconced
herself In her husbands dressing
room while he was on the stage.
When he put in an appearance she
made known her cause OF grievance
In no measured terms. The CONVEX.
sation proved Of interest to the occu.
pants Of adjoining rooms. In answer
to some accusation, he answered:
well. what Of Il? What were Won
when | married your"
Every ear was alert for what was
10 follow.
Well, what was when you mar.
ried me?' screamed the lady.
"only ninety pounds and look nj
you now" and his big laugh fllled re
place.
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Rather Apt Comparison.

The usual crowd gathered on the
lake front the other day to watch the
men engaged In sinking piles and pre-.
pairing for the ill that is to be made.
One after another the tall shafts OF
wood were swung into position and
after some careful manipulation low.
cred into the ground point downward.
Among the interested group were
several lrishmen. who had watched
the proceedings for probably a half
hour. They had INDUCED in various
side remarks on the manner In which
the work was progressing and seem,
ed skeptical as to the skill OF the
men performing the undertaking.
Just then the foreman Of the gang
came close to the Irishman and stood
directing the movements of the labor
ers. He Immediately was the BUTT Of
some good'natured jests, to which for
some time he gave reply for reply.
why, that amt no work at all.
called one lrishman. 1--WE done more
hard work in one hour than you have
ever done in yonr life
Il guess that's right, but in this |
use head work." replied the foreman,
tartly.
"Humph, that's nothing" gruntcd
the lrlshman; so does a woodpeck.
err" Chicago Chronicle.
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Dickens, Faithful Geography.

Dickens Faithful Geography
Apart from the "Rookery." the chief
interest In Thunderstorm fo' Dickensl.
ans is the church. II has a rysund tower
mot splre, as mentioned In the
book in common with many churches
In the district, and dates back TO the
Norman period. Its antiquarian in.
terest Is very great but we are cen.
cerned with II Just now from a Dick.
ensian point Of view Davlds chron.
lcled recollections of It hold sOod TO.
day. There is nothing half so green
that know anywhere, as the grass
OF that churchyard." he says; moth.
Ing half so shady as its trees; moth.
ing half so quiet as It's tombstones,
The sheep are feeding there, when |
kneel up, early In the morning In my
little bed and | see the red
light shining on the sundial." The
high-backed pews to which he refers
In the same chapter have been re.
moved. but the situation depicted in
his early impressions, when he went
to church with Peggotty, is easily re.
called. The window near the high.
backed pew, "out Of which our house
can be seen and is seen many times
during the mornings service, by Peg
gotty, who likes to make herself as
sure as she can that It's not icing
robbed, or Is not In flames" IS he
same as when the good soul satisfied
herself on those points. On any
bright sunny day one can see the
same picture as David saw, minus
perhaps, the sheep, II look at the
sunlight coming in at the open door
through the porch, and there see
stray shsep-I don't mean a sinner
but mutl1n-half making up his mind
to come into the church.
Although 1T is only a story" as We
tell the children who have been listen
ing to fairy tale, II all seems pre-
cisely true, as we stand there In the
midst Of II all. And II we cannot find
the grave beneath the tree
which Peggotty's own faithful care
had ever since kept neat
which lay little way of the church
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Sent Because Of His cIother.

In the early days, when the people
sent their wisest men to make the
public laws, a man OF peculiar traits,
but Of sterling worth. was sent to the
Massachusetts, legislature from the
town OF Douglas. He wore an old
fashioned farmers frock, which was
sadly ont Of place in the legislative
hall. where some OF the fastidious
statesmen from Boston and Other
cities WED with each other in the ccr
rectness of their attire.
Soon after the arrival Of the Dots.
las man, one OF the Boston represen n.
tatiyes, seeking an opportunity %
have fun at his expense, called out 20
him: Have they no smarter men
than you to sezG to the legislature
from your district"
The man from Douglas smiled "a.
nocently as he replied: There's a
heap O. smarter men up my way, bht
the devil Of 1t is they hain't got 70
clothes good enough to wear down
here"
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A new $40 counterfeit is in circula.
ton which we are told may be dis
tingulshed by les size, being longer
than the genuine note. What Is want.
cd Is a S1O.bill that will not merely
look longer, but last longer
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A farmer in Berks county. Pa. aged
90. has his third set Of natural teeth.
Imagine the trouble Uncle Methuselah
may possibly have had, with thirty or
more experiences in cutting teeth.
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Maybe the ameer Of Afghanistan
really needs the dentist whom he has
summoned from a distance and may.
be this is merely his willy oriental
way Of bidding for the worlds sym.
patty.
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The latest report Of the coming mar
riage Of King Alfonso is semioficially
denied When you get your invitation
TO the wedding you'll be sure.
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oavld's Birthplace.


1t is a fact that Peggottys kitchen
ard the long passage leading from Il
to the front door, the dark storeroom
that is place to be run past at
night and other features described
In the nook, were to be found at the
Hal t.nd not at the Rectory How.
ever, that Is the license Of the novel.
LIST, and was often Dickens way ON
the other hand there are other and
weightier reasons for believing that
the Rectory was the house Dickens
had In view when making the "Rook.
cry the birthplace of David AS q
matter OF fact. the Hall can have no
claim whatever from a geographical
point OF view. In the first place. the
gravestones in the churchyard cannot
be seen from any window in the Hail.
whereas they can from the Rectory
The same applies to the sundial over
the porch, which David saw from his
mothers room. II is true. there are
or were, elms In each OF the gardens
but no one remembers a pigeon house
on pole with no pigeons in IT, in
the garden Of the Hall, while such a
piece OF architecture is clearly recall.
ed at the Rectory. And. again. It will
be remembered that David met Mr.
Murdstone and Mr. Quinion, after his
mothers death, while he was turning
tho corner OF a lane near" his house
aud after strOlllng with them he re.
turned home. Looking back" ne
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The "anesthetic highball" is likely
TO become popular, but many chronic
sufferers will continue 10 take the
highbah without the anesthetic at.
tachment.
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e! was born In Blnuderstnn, in Suf-
folk, or thereby as they say In
Scotland" says David Copperheld In
ITO first chapter of his autobiography.
Being in the neighbOrhood of the
thlnly disguised village Of Blunder'
stone recently, made a pilgrimage
to the delightful and picturesque spot
Dickens selected for the early scenes
Of the best OF all his books. One
comes upon the correct name of the
Ilaee for the first time on signpost
at the crossroads between Lowestoft
and Yarmouth. a similar signpost to
that which attracted Dickens himself
when, In 1S4S, he stayed for a time
at Yarmouth, as mentioned In his let.
tiers.
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The wages OF sin remain the same
as heretofore, but frequently the sin.
ner has to wait a long time TO get
what is coming to him.
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No one need have any difficulty in
identifying New York after this. II
is the town that holds the worlds
baseball championship.
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Diamonds have gone up again, but
this is a hardship that isn't likely to
bother the man whose last years coal
bill is still unpaid.
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Now that they have fixed up a rap.
prochement between France and Ger.
many the sultan Of Morocco wiz
awake to the fact that the drinks are
on him.
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Courts uphold a Buffalo man who
put a rattrap In his trousers pocket
and caught his wife. Dissenting opin-
ion filed by wife.
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An old man used a want ad." to
get wife and then he paid $4,000
to get rid Of her. She will testify that
want ads" bring results.
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Especial Correspondence

says. as turned into the front ear.
den, saw Mr.. Murdstone leaning
against the wicket OF the churchyad
and Mr. Quinion talking with him.
This would not be possible from the
Hall, but II any one will take up a
similar position al the wicket gate.
the Eectory will be seen, and one will
recognize how particular Dickens was
as to his minute geographical details.
Another point In favor of the Rectory
being the 'Rookery" will be found in
the hedge Of the front garden, which
divided Mr.. Murdstone on his horse
in the roadway from Davld's mother
in the garden. when they walked up
and down conversing. Then, again,
take that delightful little incident Of
Peggottys, when David was packed
of In Mr.. Barkis' cart on his way to
school. David and the carrier had
gone some little distance when Peg.
gotty burst from a hedge and climbed
into the cart and presented David
with bags Of cakes" and purse con.
tanning three bright shillings whicA
she had evidently polished up with
whitening Dickens had studied The
geography Of the village so well as to
make this little incident possible
The cart would have to travel the
road on two sides Of the field adjoin.
ing the Rectory. and Peggotty would
have just had time to reach the sec.
ond corner by taking a diagonal run
across the field, which no doubt abe
did. This would not be possible Ia re.
gard to the Hail.
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Miss Susan p. Fowler OF Vineland,
y. j., has worn trousers for fifty
years. and expects to die with them
on.
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kissing may be dangerous. as that
doctor says, but you may have noticed
that more people haven't died from
It than have.
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Harry Liberty Is In jail at Burling.
ton, VT, charged with stealing
horse. Somehow the pun suggested
by his name doesn't come out right.
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As Rockefeller says, money is not
the only thing in the world. There
are humps, measles and banana
skins.
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II Is kind and considerable on the
part OF Mr. Edison, but the obstinate
people Of this country will go on
pounding their ears and clogging
their intakes as heretofore.
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THE GRAPHIC

Business Is war" says a magazine
writer, and Gen Sherman told us what
war Is.
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A Connecticut man went out to haul
his lobster pots, and came back with
a live deer. Here, here! Stop that!
II this keeps on, We shall all be In the
dizzy house.
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People say they might as well be
hung for a sheep as a lamb. but that
only shows lack Of discrimination in
appetite
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A Pttsburg man who is the father
of fourteen boys has adopted a little
girl. This case would seem to upset
the theory that hope springs eternal
in the human breast.
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A woman is suing for divorce from
her husband on the ground that he
hasn't taken a bath for twenty-five
years. Naturally she wants to duck
him.
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Sergius White, after looking over
New York City, declared It q clearing
house Of undigested nat.onalitles."
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We knew It would come some day.
Somebody wants photogrc ply taught
in the public schools.
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A Chicago pugilist is writing popular
songs. Prize fighting is a fearfully de-
moralizing pursuit.
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The principal thing noticeable
about women's attire this fall is its
multifariousness.
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Can a husband be cruel to his wife
by too much kindness?" Well, few
husbands are.
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yard path. in a quiet corner" we seem
to feel II is there all the same we
leave the church and turn toward ,us
village. On the way we pass 'ns
pound and the spot under the reSs
where the pond was. and visit the u'S
village Inn, "Our village ale house,
in the parlor OF which David was con
hdeAt that Commodore Trunn'Os
held that club with Mr. Pickle
From here started Mr. Barkis' the car
rier, who had his prototype In q n'.
Barker, the real carrier Of Blunderslo1,. I.
at the time: and even to-day there :
a good substitute for Peggoitys au.
band who takes the identical roaa ="
Yarmouth that Barkis did.
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Walk With Dickens

thunderstorm, the Home Of David
Copperfield, Typical English Village
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Typical English Village.
The lapse Of half a century and
more leaves the village practically as