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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
A Caustic RetOrt.

Prince Herbert Bismarck had the rep
utation Of having a decidedly brusque
n in society. Once at a royal re-
ception he bumped roughly against an
italian prelate, who looked at him in
dignantly. "You evidently don't know
who l am" said the German prince
haughtily. 81 am Herbert Bismarck"
"Oh," answered the prelate, If that
doesn't amount to an apology it is GER
tainly "a perfect explanation"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
LIZA
February %

February %, 1905.
Nick Burr spent Sunday with Ben
Burr.
Miss Emma Neuschwander is on
the sick list.
Miss Martha Woitte spent Sunday
with Miss Ida Burr.
Geo. Wise and family SPENT Sunday
at the Ben Burr home.
Miss Ralph was the guestiof MI.
and Mrs. Riley last week.
Miss Martha Woitte returned home
from Big Stone last week.
Frank Miller has bought a nice big
surrey for his family to ride in.
Henry Burr went to Albee last Sun
day and spent the day with Mr.. Riley.
There are quite a few farmers out
dragging, SO spring must be COM
ing.
Ed Hacke is baching and is look
ing for a good cook. Here's a chance
now. girls.
John Burr left last week for Bal.
four. n. D., where his brother, Ben
Burr, lives.
There was q birthday party last
Sunday at Neuschwander's. All had
= pleasant time.
Mrs. August Woitte and Mrs. Vet
ter spent Sunday afternoon with Geo.
Herbert's family.
GAo. Burt and family left for North
Dakota last week. where they will
stay = week or two.
a 1ne little hoy came to the Her.
bert htu 6 ! st Tuesday and he will
nov make his home there.
There WIS quite . surprise party at
John hoth's last week, and oil who
waeothere enjoyed I good time.
Pinmstead ct the Congrega-
~ church Wednesday even
ginS March 18th.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03

A highlander who sold brooms went
into a barber shop in Glasgow to get
shaved. The barber bought II Of his
brooms and after having shaved him
asked the price Of it. "Twopence," said
the highlander. mo, no." said the 9th
er. II will give you a penny, and If
that does not satisfy you take your
broom again" The highlander took it
and asked what he had to pay. "a pen
n.y." said the barber. II will gle you a
bawbee, and if that doesn't satisfy you
pit on my beard again."-London Tat.
Ter.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03

Item, February %, 1905.

again about March Goth Mr.. Rourk.
the proprietor, is now corresponding
with a buttermaker who, it is eX-
pected, will be here the middle of next
month.
The postmaster al Revillo has re-
ceived communication from the fourth
asst. Postmaster General regarding
the r. F. ID. route petitioned for be-
tween here and the state line, and
which states that an inspector will be
sent out here to investigate which
p%ostotfice the majority of the patrons
favor.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
Is In The
Wheat

Two hundred miles west, on
the new branch of the Milwau-
kee road, is a small territory
that escaped the ravages Of
rust. The wheat raised there
was a fine crop of Number One
testing 574 lbs. per bushel.
We have shipped IN several
carloads of this choice wheat,
at great expense, and are
grinding same for our local
trade, being determined to
keep our VALLEY QUEEN
brand up to the highest stand
ard. This high-grade. wheat
gives our -four a high quality
that is superior to any flour
that comes on this market.
"Just-as-good' flour does not
equal VALLEY QUEEN
the right kind Of wheat don't
go into it.
When you buy flour, insist
on our brand, it costs no more
and is a better bread maker.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03

"What are you thinking SO hard
about?"
II was Just trying to figure out the
percentage OF rich people there would
be in the world If fault finding paid
Chicago Record Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
The Schemers.

"Don't you sometimes think that you
are too much attached to money"
mo-" answered Dustin Stax. III
you knew all the schemes to pry a man
loose from it you'd realize that he has
to be closely Observation-Disclosures
Star.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
ll.MOE

Republican, February %, 1908.
Carl JOrgenson on Thursday pur-
chased the residence owned and oc-
cupied by Jas. Oleson. By the deal
Mr.. Oleson becomes the owner of
a half interest in the meat market
property occupied by V. Oliver. Mr..
Oleson and family expect to depart
for Hutchinson. Mimi. April lst,
when Mr.. %Jorgenson will take pos
session of his new property.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
Reporter, February %, 1905.

Reporter, February %, 1905.
John A.. Munroe. who was injured
last week is getting along nicely, but
expects to be confined to the house for
several weeks.
A. H. Green has traded his farm
in Lake township, north of Bull Head
lake, for a TWENTY acre walnut farm
in San Marcus. California. and the
family will leave for that place when
spring comes. Mr.. Green has been
here for about twenty-five years.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
To Make Her Turn.

Mrs. Fondmar-DoctOr, my daughter
sits and gazes into that mirror for
hours at a time. I can't get her to
take exercise. DR.. Brun-Well. l pre-
scribe another mirror at the other end
Of the room.-Chicago Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
The Bitter End.

A pupil in one of the New York pub
he schools was asked to write a SEN
tence containing the words bitter
end" He turned In the following: "A
dog chased 4 cat and bitter end"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03
Experience or Reniniscencs.

The Authors Wife-How a you
write an up to date sea story when you
haven't been on the water for years?
The Author-Well, I've been married
for twenty years, and yet I can write a
love story.--Life.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03

When q man wears his piety as an
ornament you can depend on Its being
paste.-Chicago Tribune.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1905-03-03

Pinmstead at the Congrega-
tio church Wednesday even
1inC March 18th.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28

houses which have killed quite num-
Der. Pork and sausage seil for 10
cents on the block.
hear there Is a new railroad com
pany organized at Aedford. with i50,-
900 stock. TO build a road from Med
ford via Jacksonville and Applegate.
20 some very rich copper mines. and
eventually into California.
As this place Is very quiet just now.
think Of going down into northern
California next week and looking
around a little.
Ry the way, ! notice in a recent Is
sue OF the +. o. an account OF the
battle between the volunteers and In
dians on the walla waiIa river. in
1856. and II agrees in every essential
particular with an account which /
read years ago. written by a man who
vas there and took part In the fight.
There has been a lot Of maudlln
sympathy wasted on old PeuPeu-
MOK-Ao1. heard a woman eIcus-
ing Indian outrages on the ground
that Peu-Peu- -MOK-AoE was killed
under a flag OF truce.
Ia II LEE.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
JOSEPH MURPHY RETTREs.
Rich Actor VIII Follow the Stage No
More.

New York. Dec. Zs.-Announcemsnt
Is made thai the present engagement
Of Joseph Murphy at the Murray Hin
theater will mark the final retire.
ment OF the veteran Irish actor from
the stage. Mr.. Murphy enjoys the
reputation OF being the richest actor
in America, II not in the entire world.
In a recent interview he admitted
that If he was compelled 10 turn all
mis- belongings into cash the total
would come close to the $4,000, 900
mark
The famous Irish comedian ls II
years old. He landed at San Fran
cisco. a mere youth. without a friend
or a dollar. in 1853. His first work
was an a waiter In a restaurant A
little later he went to a mining camp
called Oroville in the same capacity,
but being handy with the bones. he
and two otherE, a fiddler and an ac-
Gordon player. got an engagement to
play In gambling hall at S17.50 per
night each. Going back to San Fran
cisco with some money in his pockets
he secured an engagement with the
Bachus < Burbank minstrel company.
His first appearance in Irish COM
edy was made In 1851 at Portland.
Ore. In one-act play entitled Born
to Good Luck" He sl6etched out the
plot. scenes and situations for Kerry
Cow" and Fred Marsden wrote it for
him He has played It without in
terruption for more than 30 years
Two years later he secured "Shaun
Rhue." and he has made and accu-
mulated more money than any other
actor in the profession. And he has
made practically all OF It out Of "Ker-
~ Cow" and shaun Rhue." He Is
heavily Interested in real estate in
New York. Chicago and several other
citJea
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
ALASKAN PARADISE
KODIAK ISLAND Is 4
RICH TERRITORY,
Largest Pear in tho World Found In
Great Numbcrs-Iseindeer of DiT-
fcrcnt Varieties AlSo Found on the
Island-Tribe OF Aborigines on tine
Islands known to Have Been on the
Island for 500 Years.

Kodak island Is called by visitors
the Paradise OF Alaska. because Of its
unparalleled scenery and beauty, says
a Juneau correspondent On this lit
tie island are found the largest bear
known to hunters. and a tribe Of abor-
igines whose ancestors were here
long before the Russians came, three
centuries ago The Russians almost
decimated the tribe with their So
called civilization. and the remnant is
gradually losing its originality in the
mixture Of the races.
The village Of Kodiak is the most
important on the Island, and here the
Indians are found in their native sim
pllcity. They follow uniting, trapping
and fishing. The island abounds In
bears the largest in existence. Visit
ing hunters employ ni-tives to assist.
A native takes his post in the top
Of small tree, and when he spies
bruin feeding upon berries and tender
grasses he gives the alarm, and the
fun or trouble begins.
When berries are not in season
bruln ambles along the beach eating
kelp. The natives cruise along in
their bidarkas, or skin covered canoes
and when the bear Is taking his fill
the hunter tries his skill. Another
plan is to watch the salmon streams
at night when bruln ventures out TO
fish. az he IS very fond Of salmon.
Reindeer. OF the gray. brown and
white species are also found on the
island, and the waters TEEN with otter.
Squaws accompany the braves in their
expeditions. and bring home the
game.
They also make what little clothing
Is worn. They show considerable skill
and taste in their designs. They do
not color their skins. but give the
garment color and by sewing together
pieces Of different skins, after the
manner OF a quilt. These patches
from reindeer. bears. otter, mink,
etc. are prettily and even artistically
blended. The belle of Kodiak goes
barefoot, even when dressed for re-
ceptlon, but she wears a fur-skin
dress that would excite the envy OF
the belle OF civilization.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
NORTHWEST NEWS

The new Presbyterian church az
College Place. Walla Walia. was ded-
icated December "a. 1t cost $500, Is
entirely out OF debt and has n cash
balance.
"Dago joe" a miner near Bonner's
Ferry Idaho, was thawing out dyna-
mite in hot water, when 1t exploded.
blowing his head completely from his
shoulders.
At Bonner's Ferry, Idaho. six Itai-
ian section hands nearIy beat thir
boss. Charles Mclaughlin. to death.
All were taken in custody and jailed
at Rathdrum.
"Jokers' poured alcohol over a man
known as "Scotty," in Helena and
set it afire to awaken him. He was
badly burned and is in a hospital AT
the expense of his tormenters
w. II. Kiernan asks for fran
chlse in Spokane to furnish hot water
and steam in the business district He
promises to put in $685. 900 plant,
which will require so tons OF coal per
day.
Wong Bing. Spokane Chinaman.
has gone hopelessly insane from
brooding over the fact that he is con-
stitutionally disqualified from ever at
tanning to the presidency of the United
States.
Peter Hansen, a sailor, got drunk
at Seattle and imagined himself "A
mate on shipboard. He issued orders
to his roommate, A. Gray. and be-
cause the latter would not obey him.
beat him to death.
Burglars looted the home OF A.
Brown, Seattle capitalist. during
the absence of the family, and stole
$4,000 worth of jewelry and silverwaTe
| besides large amount OF clothing
and other valuables.
The Pearson hotel at Starbuck was
entered in the night by two burglars
| who were I'm the act of robbing the
| till when they were discovered and
captured by j. F.. Irish, the city mar
/ shal. and Walter Mossier, n guest OF
/ the house.
| Ellensburg Wash, to raise sugar
beets. has $4,000 cash paid in and
! 1000 acres leased Another compa-
ny viii build factory at ElIensbura
which win he in operation for mex
seasons crop.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
GENERAL NEWS

American and Italian fishermen on
Eel river. near Eureka. Cal, quarrel
ed and fought. Six men on each side
were shot, but no one was fathiIy in
jured
The three-masted schooner Sakata.
OF Petersboro. N s. was wrecked
near Tampa. Fla. and the entire crew
OF seven drowned. including John Co
Ion. the owner and manager.
Mrs. Mary \. Duncombe. a restau-
rant keeper Of Los Angeles. claims TO
have been chloroformed and robbed
Of 1880 while a Pullman passenger
between Kansas City and Denver
Fatal basketball 4 train struck a
coach at Freehold, n. J., in which
rode a basketball team returning from
a tournament. John Benemnn was
killed and every other member OF the
team was more or less injured, four
having fractured skulls.
At Albany, ~ Y. Mrs. Fred Willis
gave birth on December "a to a
daughter. Just four months before
she gave birth to son. Both child
rem are weil developed and apparently
in every respect normal. Reputable
physicians certify to all the facts.
In the church Of Tasow. in the gov
ernment OF Kursk, Russia, the altar
piece is a painting of the Last Judg-
ment. the foreground being a vivid
representation of hades. Conspicuous
among the lost ones in torment is
Tolstoy. o..
Governor General Doubason, OF
Moscow. reports that from 5000 TO
$1,000 persons have been killed in
and around that city during the pres
ent insurrectionary movement, and
that "the revolutionists made no head
way. but On the other hand show no
signs of exhaustion"
The wild lands of Maine are valued
at {30,O0O,00O. They pay In taxes
$l5O.000. The steam and electric
railroads of Maine worth 500, GOO, zoe
pay in taxes S45O.OOO. Together these
properties are worth $4,000. 600. To-
gether they pay in taxes 360o.o0
Farm and village property in Maine
valued at t13O.OO0,OOO. pays in taxes
$500. 900.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
Furious Fighiing.

For seven years" writes George
w. Hoffman of Harper. Wash. 81
had bitter battle with chronic stom-
ach and liver trouble. but at last
won. and cured my diseases, by the
use of Electric Bitters. l unhesitat
ingly recommend them to all. and
don't intend In the future to be with
out them in the house. They are GER
tainly wonderful medicine. TO have
cured such a bad case as mine" Sold
under guarantee to do the same for
you. by Tallman & Co. and Brock &
McComas
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
Opening New y. NJ. G. a. Building.

Little Rock, Ark, Dec. 2S.-The
new Y. N. c. a. building which was
recently finished here, will be formal
ly opened this evening with a benefit
concert. 4 fine musical program has
been arranged for the occasion and
several members Of the board Of
trustees will deliver addresses. Next
Sunday afternoon the first large
meeting for men viii be held in the
new building on Monday, January
/, Will be children's day and children
between 12 and II years will be per-
mitted to inspect the building. In
the afternoon the building will be
open for inspection by ladies. In the
Iyening public reception win be
held, to which every body will be ad-
mitted.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
Dccr Worry Nnmcrons.

Harry Hawkins and"Yilliam Foster
went deer hunting Saturday up near
Hawkins toll gate on Shaffer creek.
They saw 20 deer and got four. but
had a serious time, hs the snow IL four
feet deep in that section. Tho two
had to spend the night in the snow
He found "A pine log tat was full OF
pitch and built good fire. BY keep
ing close and facing about" fire.
quently he managed TO secure small
degree Of comfort. Hawkins found
a cabin and had better nights rest
They were thoroughly worn out wher
they reached town yesterday.-BoisC
CaDital News
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
Whnt IrrIgntlnn Las ponc.

A new world has been created for
about 0O00 people In IL months
The desert has been conquered; arid
conditions have been overcome. The
foundation for homes Tor 2500O0 peo-
pie has been estahlis"ed The cor
ner stone OF one Of the richest. most
fertile agricultural and horticultural
sections on the free of the earth has
been laid, and all In 12 months.
The Mlnidoka and Twin Falls tracts
comprising over 100000 acres, are
being reclaimed, and so far about TO-.
900 people have located on both
tracts, towns have been built,
churches and schools organized and n
splendid citizenship established
Burley Bulletin.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
Pm Mad Chase

Millions rush in mad chase after
health. from one extreme OF faddism
to another when II they would only
eat good food and keep their bowels
regulated with Or Kings New Life
Pills. their troubles would all pass
away. Prompt relief and quick cure
for liver and stomach troubles, Csc, at
Tallman & Co.'S and Brock & Nc
Comas Co.'S drug stores guaranteed.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28

are true remedy for all Kidney Dia-
ease. from its most simple form--pain
in the back. to its worst and very dan
jrous conditiOn-liright's Disease.
We mean II when we say they will
cure you and we would not say II II
we had moi confidence In them. which
Is the direct result of our knowledge
of their cures In cases that seemed al
most hopeless. Sold at soc a box by
Tallman & Co. 623 Main St, Pendle
ton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
CENTRAL POINTERS
PTI'Fs COT ~ YEARS
TOR MANSLAgGHTER.

HiIhs and Mountains CoycrJsi With
9nOvg-Csnbal Point Voted si2, 900
B.0nfs FOX Ncsy School IIouSC,-
Land Under Waicz - E.-I PricsII.
UantTzi-P1sz Has Bns-n n Dry S,zi-
Sou-Dry Summers and Coyotes
Handicap cle Hog FU-iness-Corn
Ped Pork Barfer Than Wheat Pork.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28

Valparaiso, Dec. 2S.-The cable
steamship Faraday. belonging to Sic
mems Bros. e. Co, and having on
board 1850 knots OF cable for the
Central T. South American Telegraph
company. was signed today. Tho ca
Bile Is to be laid to duplicate the Cen
trail e. South American Telegraph
company's system between Valparai-
so-Iquique, Chill and CGllao. Peru.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28

William Peters a linemar, fell from
fifth-storv window TO the pavement
In San Francisco. without contracting
a single obstacle to break the fall.
His only visible injury was a broken
wrist. He did not lose consciousness
nor were there any hemorrhages.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
UNCLE SAM LOSES HYDE.
JameH Hazcn's Delicate Scnsibilitlca
Have Bern Wounded.

New York. Dec zS.-Among the
passengers who sailed today on the
steamer Touraine from this port
were James II. Hazen HYDE, Of Equit-
able fame. and a number Of old fam
lily servants. all bound for France.
which country Mr.. Hyde intends to
make his future home. Slowed away
In the hold Of the ship are hundreds
Of boxes and crates. containing the
magnificent collection OF art treas
ures. furniture, hanglngs. etc. which
had heretofore furnished and adorned
the family residence on East FortIeth
street,
Although Mr.. Hyde kept his lnten-
tion OF removing to France strictly
secret, It has caused but little sur
prise Recent events. particularly the
Equitable Insurance company muddle
and following Investigation had sore
ly wounded his self-respect ana vani-
~ and the notorlcty which he had
gained by his CONNECTION with the In
surance Investigation Jared upon his
delicate senslbllltlcs 10 such an extent
that he no longer felt. comfortable
| amid the old surroundings. Natural
ly he turned to the country which ne
had loved and admired from his ear
Hest boyhood, perhaps even more
than his native couptrT. nae,
Mr.. Hyde has severef hts connec-
ton with nearly all the industrial and
commercial eutepprjses in which he
was Interested. and it IL. believed by
his friends that he will not return to
this country. except for q, short visit
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28
hmatcurs WaDte,I.

wanted-Amateurs lady and gem
tlemen. experience unnecessary; also
piano player. for travelling theatrical
company. Call 30i Aura street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28

It Is no small comfort 10
have Schilling's Best on call
at your grocer's; a pity on"
can't get everything such and
sol
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28

Frank @. BigeIoY,. a the. .defaultIng
and bankrupt bank president OF NIL
waukee. Wis. has settled his personal
indebtedness at cents, on the dollar,
The amount (5 per cent? equals slo7.-
26S.45. Blgelow Is In the federal PEN
ltentiary at Leavenworth.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-12-28

Pendleton Business college has no
equal. Write for catalogue.
Die Eureka post. (Eureka, McPherson Co., SuÌˆd=Dakota) 18??-19??, 1905-05-24
Gin g~antoHelbelO.

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Sa ben AbeuopoIten bin.
nno ou IiehIt mobI obne 9riae,
E1B ib siiuas dasitid, bin
aal, pis 500 i'd Ooh 10 serne,
gieDer. gutter Ilono, init biz,
sans eaol. in ,peld1er 6erne,
ssnr redlt melt. redBt peit BON bier.
Gnicr 1lpaO. Dir bari idl'S tiGsen.
NnS Reia bansso 6er5 bepriidt,
Tori Usrir0nensUolI Dir iasen.
sgae nn meiner Seele smidt.
so, pa gutter ioHIt eS miHsn,
Deil Oh 10 perItiuic9ea bit,
SOuit eridbren. mie 3errsIen
aleine arne Seelc lit.
Eort, IN iehem ounfIcn gartc.
Wo os UieIen 9dnme iteb'n
aleine, aroBe, ihwad1e. itarfe.
sDirit pu oub elm 6duSdDea Ieb'n
GmteI liuo ldlou ale GUNNER.
glnr in einem orennt nodl xidDi,
nno serooe oeiien Snimmsr.
@uter Mono, seIdat mir nidt.
8liuS'Ie aur mol redDt osri:obIen
Sn ben tIeinen Jiaum binein.
rno Der audud Iol mid1 boIen,
Menu on nid1t eribredi nirIt iein.
Sine Srou, nid1t grab beItrlfeno,
9iBt IN ihrem Ne3Iise.
Shilter nnd Der Donoubr bIiteue
ynI benz alteu .Sonupee.
DicIe Wonoubr. bic bel Gage
Stir Die srSBte 5reltce mod)t,
Sit bnB ih 60 cfIcn iose.
wltine 5emoin III Der glad,t.
Md,. lie 3eist ia Ieioer INNER
Aud) oeS glndDtS bic 3eit senou;
llno pnS TinIt're 5roucnSimmer.
Mlono, lit meme Srnu.