Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-05-04
WILL LEAVE HERE IN PUNCHES.
Somewhat Perplcxet Over the Matter
OF Suitable hsadgear
Etc., Etc,
OFFICIAL YELL FOR THE OCCASION


I'VE have Just arrived over brand
new track,
This IN a hot old time. but we are
going back'
After due dellbcration In strenuous
conclOyc assembled, the entertainment
committee Of the Commercial club IN.
yilation excursion, this morning decide
ed that the above be the official yoll Of
the invaders from salt Lake at all
stopping places ana Los Angeles dur
ing their absence from Utah. This
stun2a the name Of whose author was
mercifully suppressed improves upon
second thought--lt carries the idea that
while Los Angeles may be splendid
city and its inhabitants tho princes Of
good fellows, nt the same time the Salt
lnkors are going homo to the Gem
among the mountains IN due season,
AT the Commercial club there wns
AN air OF s,ronuoslty apparent In the
sccretaly'a utilco much millinery was
displayed upon the table and chairs In
the form OF neat, weird natiy ana I'm.
possible caps and hats of all shapes and
sizes which ontcrpNsing outhtters
with insInuating and dulcet tongues
were cndeayoring To- demonstrate was
Just the proper thing for the invaders
TO assume IN tho way ~ hoadgear
whorewi,h % loo distinguished from the
ordinary pedestrian on the streets of
the city OF the Angels,
Now this II very striking" nnirmod
an energetic salesman as Fisher H.
Harris mrtlycly eyed an object that
lokod like cross between a German
university students duo,lmg cap and a
hot cross bun,
Don't you think the trimmings are
somewhat recherche for, say bald.
headed man, Now really L."
"Dusl's.s.S.2, Blngss g-g,"
II was impossible 10 gel n word In
cdgewny because both phones were
working overtime,
EVERYBODY WANTS TO 90,
As the hour Of noon approached, after
which time no reservations on the ears
were To be taken, the desk telephones
fairly danced and the insulation on the
wires got red hot everybody wanted
10 20 10 Los Angeles, and the club has
only 900 members, more or loss, Mr.
Harris sat, watch IN hand When the
polls eventually clo5od there were,
counting the state ana city officials,
over l5b applications nlcd, and every
third man wanted a drawing room,
The list WAS truly imposing, should
any get sick on board there win be
doctors gRloro 20 hold consultation over
him. Should he die there win be at
least two undcuakers TO see that he is
properly lnid out, while lawyers IN
shoals win be ON hand TO look after his
estate II anybody spends nh his cash
IN seeing the elephants and 200 NJ ralA.
lima island there WIN bo several bnnk.
era IN IN, party 10 discount their notes
As Ia the common or garden variety OF
business men with one eye open for
the muiu chance, their nNno IN Legion
Never before In the history Of Utah
hpe there been such u representative
crowd ms win board the special trLn
which caves the oregon Short Line
depot at i'2O Saturday night
Supt of commisgaly Allan who has
como up from Los Angeles 20 see that
with fronch trimmings q day during
the trip fairly gnspcd No no looked
at the list TO tho News he cone
ildod that he realised he had his hands
fnll ana that ombmon were cplcuros
IN the HupOratiye sense of the word
we VIII feed lhom ALL" no said with
resignation, "and give them the best
dining chr service going, but, my--"
and words failed HIM
II IN understood that Mr., Allan then
made break for tho telegraph ONCE
ana wired for another diner and the
parlor car The latter Ia due Ia arrive
here on Saturday morning from Los
angeles,
FREE TOLL SERVICE
While ON the subject Of tcloglaphlu8
the Commercial club was oillciully uotl,
Ned this morning that every member ol
the clark excursion was invited 10 ugu
the wires Of tho Postal Telegraph come
rany for social aud business purposri
free Of charge during their stay IN Los
Angeles,
Thcre Is lots OF work got 10 be done
before the train starts, Tho wilroud
company hns a rather largo contract
on rs hands, but indications arc that
II win do lla work ns though II had
been IN the excursion business for ~
years instead OF four days
Tho general sentiment Ia that
all those who accept Senator Clurk'a
hospitality shall wear a distinguishing
sian That viii denote that they arc "
the Salt Lake party some are In favor
~ the aesthetic plug hat ana linen
dustcr--a W Low Dockstndcr.-o NJ
caps ana badges, ana 80 II zoos No
agreement as 10 this feature VIII be nr,
rived a, until he potting this evening
Then lhoN are rosters 20 be printed
an olllolal lyric 10 be composed ana re-
corded In print FOR distribution among
tho CalIfornmnsi advertising matter 10
be packed, ana incldcnlOlA especially
the mcIdontols,
THOSE WHO ARE GOING,
Tho roster OF those who have slgu0
Ned their intention Of going, ~ reported
10 the secretary ot noon today IN os
follows IN tho order named as handed
IN
N. NJ wen, Geo, q, Doyle, A. H.
Vogoler Goo, G, Lambert Gus n
Holmes, G. n, DoolItllo, W. H. Young
H. q, O'Donnoll VIM, Holll, G, o. King
j, 4, Ferris, A, g. Horne, r, r, Hanna,
!. q, Hooper John y Crltchlow W. A.
Oycrback doc w Goddard Mosmh
Evans n, !, shields, Cleo, y, Alder, Dr
G. r. Wilcox Wm Dar,ling, NJ -, EV.
ans, H. ], dustin, Lyman u, MnWlneau.
E,A, Trlpp,ex.Gov, Nm, VOLS, Fred A,