Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1905-05-06

Do We want a docthor? Pat-A dr.
thor, We fule! Afther bein' runned
over by trolley car? Phwat OF wan,
is lawyer.
Mrs. Casey-Sure, tn goat has ato
all av Maggie's piano music! Mr.. Ca.
sey--Thank tn lard! Now. If haa
only ate tn pianny, Odd pension him
fer loife-Puck.
He declares his wife made him all
that he is" quite likely. And T
should judge that she didn't waste
more than half an hour on the iob."-
Harper's Bazaar.
At The Hague: whats that build.
ing, pap That, my son, is the Temnle
Of Peace" What's it for?" IFS a
sort Of club where nations wrangle be-
tween wars. Life.
80 Silas was charged with having
seven wives. Was tn Judge severe
Gil him?" Awful! He DISCHARGED
him with all of his wives waitin' fer
Allu III III COTTluOT.
He-Like all young men, | have nv
faults. She-Yes, but they are so in.
significant that no self-respecting girl
would feel justified in marrying you to
reform you.-Illustrated Bits.
The Doctor-You don't like travel
ing on the cars? Well, enjoy it well
enough, except for the dust end Gin
ders. The Professor-Cinders? Eye!
There's the rub.--Chicago Tribune.
Patent Medicine Proprietor - Did
that chap we sent the gross of medi-
cine to send us testimonial? Secre-
thanks from several Of his heirs
Puck.
Scripture verified: Hearing Of tax
assessor who had been waylaid and
shot by robbers Brother Dickey said:
How truly do de Bible say, DE way
of de tax assessor is hard! Atlanta
Constitution.
"Why, Johnny, how much you look
like your father" remarked visitor
to a 4-year-old. "Yes'm.' answered
Johnny, with an air Of resignation
that's what everybody says, but
can't help It."
Doctor, how can | make sure tnat
the ice l nse on the table Is free from
germsT Boil it." and the good Fam
lily physician at once made two-dol-
lar entry In his day -book.-Detroit
Free Press
Miss Lovelace-Alicia-w you not
consent to be mistress Of my estates!
l cannot tell you how much | love
you" "Oh, MISUNDERSTANDING you
can give me a rough esumate-in
acres" Life.
Her Mother-Mr. Sloman has been
coming to Sc you for quite a long
while. Maude. What are his inten-
tons! Do you know? She-Well, |
think he intends to keep on coming
Philadelphia Press.
Young man." said Dustin Stax, Il
had to work for my money" WELL
father" was the chilly reply. "erough
people in our set are throwing that up
to me without your talking about It"
Washington Star.
Tom-So Miss Turner refused you
Ell? Did she give any reason for 90
! ing so? Jack-Yes, indeed: two OF
them. Tom-What were they? JACK
Myself and another feloW-Su-
perior (Wis) Telegram.
Old Lady-Meat Is very dear, butch
err. can hardly afford to buy any
Rutcher-Why not turn vegetarian
mum? Old Lady-No indeed; | was
born and brought up a Baptist, ana
I'm not going to change my religion
at my time of life.
He-Do you think marriages are
made in heaven? She-I don't know.
Perhaps they are, but I'd be satlsneu
with one made in-or, that Is OIL
course, | wasn't thinking what-on'
Charlie, do you really mean t!-ChF
cago Record-Herald.
A little fellow in saying his prayers
one night entreated blessing on MS
aunt, who was dangerously ILL., ana
gravely concluded with these words'
And please, God, don't forget her au'
dress. She lives at Blank street. on
/ the third floor to the right
hewitt see great statisticiah
says that considerably more than one
half the worlds population is rem
mime. Peppery-Ridiculou II that
were 80 how would he account for the
fact that "one-half the world doesn
know how the other half llves?'
Mrs. Wearie-This is the last tins
I'll have a girl who can't speak Eng.
lish. Husband-Why don't you senu