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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21
AN IMPORTANT NOTICE.

Business men Of the county, manu-
hs,urrrs. and all who are engaged in
,uy way in any enterprise that they
desire l., have come before the people
o. the state, should secure space in the
columns Of the Industrial Edition Of
The gainesville Daily Sun, which will
PRINT a very attractive edition OF
o uO copies. 10 be distributed at the
S,ste Midwinter Fair at Tampa, No.
Nmber 18th to 30th, with the excep-
ton 4 few hundred copies that will
Be retained here for our local patrons
The edition will set forth the ad-
van ages Of Alachua county in every
detail, showing up her resources, aud
Ei.l be an excellent medium in which
owner. OF land over the county can
Place their advertisements TO bring
them before those who are looking for
LPIsce to settle,
The city Of Gainesville will also be
prominently mentioned in this edition,
Gnd there walIbe printed many fine H.
l,tratious Of its beautiful homes, pub
lie buildings and the natural beauty Of
ne city snd surrounding country 1t
"'hr Intention Of the publisher To
have al illustration OF the State Uni.
7sr'l'y buildings, il the plans can be-
secured ~ time.
s,ery city and hamlet in the coun-
y 'nold make an effort TO see that
Hs' ,ntrrrstsare represented. Every
i'oirs''onsl man in the county should
l''r Do name and profession in this
EDITION. which will be a county direc-
'''j .' be hlsiness and professional
&c.
a." pace reserved for advertising
%" mlted and those wishing TO
h'" alyautage OF this excellent op.
Ir4lt'y should address II n Me.
'''a'F Publisher, Gainesville, Fla.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21
suNsTRokEs.

The man who cells straight tips on
the stock market 10 sure of not losing
The report that Admiral Roles =
vensky Las LETT che hospital il sui.
fcient proof that the war is over.
The market report says that money
continue, To- work elOser," yet il is not
quite close enough to reach very
easily
We ar" "njoyinR 80 much prosperity
in the land that We hardly have time
to watch the ttievinR going on in high
places
Japan j. all right. She wants our
cotton sul will help to keep up the
price, The sales 90 that country have
nearly doubled over she same time last
year.
And now Chicago is infested with
"pirutes," who sail the high seas Of
Lake Michigan and prey upon the good
things on board the pleasure yachts.
The black flag ou the water and red
flag on land keeps Chicago policemen
busy.
The house problem IL getting to be a
serious one in Gainesville. Ii IL 4 hard
matter to get good rooms located near
the business center. II the prices con-
tinue to soar, ID will be cheaper to
build than rent, II you expect to spend
the winter.
The report of Grand Sire Wright OF
the Sovereign Grand Lodge Of Odd
Fellows shows that order to have n
membership of l,2l7,ile and the Re-
bckahs Az ESQ. The increase in mem-
bership for the year WAS 05,474 in the
subordinate and 25,39l Rehekahs.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

Blind tigers are no rrspecters OF com
munilirs, and a. ;hey are probably led
owing to their affection. are sometimes
found in the Jungles that have liz
cense Law 4 few days ago one Of
these carnlvora Was found ia Ybor
City, aud when cornered by the off.
GERS tried 60 escape punishment by
Offering the mlnions ~ the Law bribr
Tigers are no respectrrs ~ localities
They lurk where they can lind any.
thing TO prey upon.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

OFFICE. PORTER BLOCK.
-, ret. = TELEPHONE 45-a
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21
100000 TEACHERS.

There were employed in the schools
and colleges of the United States in
1903, 584 756 teachers There were in
all the public, private, professional
and other schools. and in all the uni
versities aud colleges, lS,lS7.9lS pu-
pills ur students, which would give one
teacher to every thirty.three pupils.
In the public schools there Mas one
teacher tn every thirty seven pupils.
In census bulletin Just issued Pro-
fessor Walter + Wilcox ~ Cornell
University, taking all persons between
the ages of five and twenty.four ~ a
basis of calculation, estimates that
there ia one teacher to every seventy.
one persons OF school age in the nited
States This range IN age includes the
boys and girls IN the several grades OF
the public schools, m the private
schools corresponding TO the element
AIRY and high schools. and the young
men aud women ia the colleges
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

The sstroldgen have made some
great weather blundeTs this year; Also
the prophets who DONE depend go
much on the stsrs. Both should have
their licenses revoked. The weAtheT
bureau Of the United States can spring
enough surprises that can generally be
depended ON. without those other TEL.
lows who cause only worry at best,
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21
Sick
Headache

When your head aches, there
is a storm in the nervous sys-
TEN, centcrink in the brain.
This irritation produces pain
in the head, and the turbulent
nerve current sent 10 the stom-
ach causes nausea, vomiting.
This is sick headache, and
is dangerous, as frequent and
prolonged attacks weaken the
brain, resulting in loss OF
memory. inflammation, epi-
lcpsy. fits. dizziness, etc.
Allay this stormy, irritatcd,
aching condition by taking
DR.. Miles Anti-pain Pills.
They stop the rain by sooth-
ing. strcngthenlng and relieve
ing the tension upon the nerves
NOT by paral,zlng them, as
do most headaChc remedies.
DR.. Miles An,-Pdin Pills do
not contain opium, morphine,
choral cocaine or similar drugs.
sick headache T. lrrcAitAry in my
family Ny fathst ...,ui great
deal, and for mahy ..-v | have had
guslia that were - OIL. % tNAt i was
unable 60 attend o. T r4flnrrs aHhlfa
for a dIy or 20 80 e. 'uH i'utlng q
very severe nttaet - hsr' trhe. took
pf Aiiisa Agtl-rA I..s aId they
relieved me almost .HWsd 1irly. Since
coming on and N % 81. " 20 once
John J Il EHi AIN.
Pres. 4 y. Eng 60 ra4.I li'nd. IND.
Or. Mites Anti.Pa P.it are soid BY
your Druggist, vino a.sTartss thst
the Afst pachaus ~ b~0eft " ~
fats re 49, return ~ nonay
Is dssss, Is esata. ktses ,0i3 IN BULK
Miles Medical Co. Llkhlrt. Ind
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21
500 Reward. 500

The readers 81 the payer vii b"
pleased 90 learn thAt there 10 ~ iea't
one dreaded disease that science has
been able IN cure 10 al 80 stag"s sud
that 10 catIrrh Hall. Catsffh C1f'
IL the only pO-,tiy" cure nov knpWn 10
the medics maternity Caisrrh '".
ing constitutional disease require. e
constitutional treatment Hale Ca
tarrh Curr 10 taken internally a"'ing
directly upon The blOod and moco''
surface. ~ the .yst~m. th-rvty Dc.
siroyinR The foundation ~ ihe iis-As"
and giving tie PATENT sifeogth ~
building up the constitution and 49,
sisttnz natof~ "a dong %. wU'k The
proprietor have 90 moeh iaih "a 90
curative posers that thsy offer nu~
hand rid dollar Tor any eass thA' ii
fails 10 cure -snd fOS Jet o. '~sii-
mouias
AddressF J ChensJ A Co. Io-
ledo, o
Sold by ell druEEisis 1bc.
ngha nAll's Family PiIis Tor s0l'ii-
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

..' .r'lrct Of holding the Pure Food
~ ni1''rial Exposition In Jackson
Vic '''4d be- made 3 permanent
'.'i ,'h winter. The location Of q
.'.a TAI building for the purpose
... ." au excellent advertisement
~ .a','.ryiile sud the whole State Of
'.' Us such an exhibition would be
w.. - thousands OF people passing
UP i.r city
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

The law. delay IL apparent in the
TAggArt divorce Gaze. n the Judge asks
another week for his decision, aud Mrs
Taggart may want to Get married again
before that time.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

"a'lon, president OF the
= LIE Assurance Association,
az ..', a"rraf,er this aggregation Of
,. -''ers will refuse TO con-
4" campaign funds. When
'' they lied about it, and il 10
Al EFFORT for them 20 lie
20 they will do in the future
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

When the trgsl- qult contributing To
the Republican corruption fund. ~e
may expect ht,i- tara reform Bot
/, must not have any pngI~Y connect.
I'd Vith 70
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

A.. 0.ln-the-FRee. the Indian
''almed he allied General
81 standing Rock res-FVa-
81. @b-F l2th. he should BE-
hole-in-the-Eroand. where
... sc can be found
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

...' EOOsevelt sAys he - not
j".low fever and may visit
.'i' 10 October. II he should
20 down With yellow fever
.' Ind Il 20 easy 20 get up
a'F The Pluogef.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

Miami - not satisfied with the real
thing and will establish an artificial
stone factory.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-09-21

'an COOstitotion Gays that
Ter mtg try hs saBcti.
M AtiAntA 4" He could n
'H.'''oh u the city council,
8 Sas = violation Of The
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
LITERATURE AND ART.

Rudyard Kipling used to be an expert
at carpentering and has successfully con-
structcd many miniature ships.
Mrs. Ogden Goelet has had made at an
enormous expense an edition de luxe of
Hyperion" 1t is a limited edition OF
one and that will be placed In her library.
The heroine of annie Laurie" was the
daughter of Sir Walter Laurie, of Max
welltown. The composer of the song
was William Douglas, of England, In the
stewartry of Kirkcudbright.
Leonid Andreyev is new Russian
author whose work is taking its place
alongside that of Gorky in popularity.
He was born in 1871, and his literary
career did not begin until seven years
ago, after his failure as lawyer.
Prof. White, of Ithaca. N. Y, has ar.
rived in Berlin from Florence, Italy,
after he had succeeded in securing the
release from the Italian government Of
the valuable collection Of books and art
objects left to Cornell university by Prof.
d. w. Fiske, the well-known Danish
scholar.
Harold Speed, the London artist, is
pleasantly cynical and witty in speech.
One of his sayings is: "No.gentleman Tin
the ordinary acceptation Of the word)
should be an artist. for either the gen.
tleman or the artist must suffer-" An
other favorite observation of his: Look
a fool. but don't be one" Mr.. Speed is
a bit of dandy, but everything about
him betrays the artistic temperament.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
ODD BURIAL CUSTOMS.

The custom of burying without cof-
fins was formerly very prevalent on
the continent. A sheet was the only
covering used.
The feeling in favor of burying on
the south side OF church is probably
q traditional one, dating back to the
time of sun worship.
The South American negroes have a
queer way of decorating the graves of
their dead friends. It is the custom
down there to make border around
the grave of the medicine bottles used
during the dead ones last illness.
A very curious Old custom is associ-
ated with intermen1s In the cemetery
of Labruck, Connemara. Ireland. A
box of pipes-short clays-is brought
with the coffin, and a pipe with tobac-
co is served out to Zach mourncr. The
pipes are smoked IN silence after the
earth has been filed in and a mound
of stones raised above the grass. the
ashes are solemnly knocked out on the
top and the pipes are !:roken or left
behind.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
Typewriter Pictures.

Artistic picture work is the latest
use found for the long suffering type
w.iter. The equally long suffering Glib
soa girl has been made out Of question
marks on one machine, which also turrs
out some exquisite lace work, all made
out of some of the little used marks. A
young man who is a member Of the
coast artillery reserves and one of the
crack shots of the Thirteenth regiment
of artillery, is the man who has made
a fad of using the writing machine to do
work it never was intended to do. An
other who has found some Of the freak
possibilities of the typewriter is a young
school girl, who poses her subjects and
goes about making their portraits in a
most businesslike manner, achieving
commendable results by means of the
straight and curved lines that are char
actegs Of the keyboard. Who says the
typewriter is wholly materialisuc and
sordidly unpoetical?
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
AND JOHN GOT ms PLACE.
His Detter-Half Was to the Fore and
brought Things Her
Way.

Three hundred motormen, gatemen, etc.,
were in the line in and near the Offices of
the marlborough Railway company trying
to get their Old jobs back when u large
and square-jaw wife led her husband
past them all. No one dared resist her,
says the New York World, though many
OF the men had been waiting for hours.
My husband wants to 90 back to
work" said the woman. Hes platform
man at the -th station she explained.
Been on striker" asked Mr.. Norris, one
of Mr. Hedley's assistants.
Not one minute. wouldn't hear of
such nonsense" sid the woman, swapping
her jaws.
"Repor. for duty every day." asked Mr..
Norris.
Yes" snapped the lady. John, you
reported, didn't you:"
No-o-o!''' admitted the man, timidly.
What cried the wife. Then you dis
Yes, the poor man answered. 1.-The
fact is, the strikers wouldn't let NE go up
the stairs to the station. l tried every
day, but they dragged me back"
"H'mph! I'd like to see em drag me, >
snorted the lady. I'D just like to see 'em!
Well, MIR. Superintendent, does John get
back his position OF don't he?"
Mr.. Norris started as if he had touched
the third rail.
"Er-oh-oh-yes, madam! Oh, certainly
Yes, yes, mere matter of form. Oh, yes
Go right back to work ~ soon as we ex
anime him..
All the waiting men grinned at John
who looked smaller than 30 cents wortl
of radium.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31


the ice, wringing their hands despairing.
ly as they saw loved ones drifting away
to destruction out into the stormy gull
Night fell upon the scene. Long after
the ice field had been lost in the gloom,
the crowd waited, scarcely knowing
what they did in their grief Then, by
twos and three, they walked silently
back to their homes.
At the first CLEAN of dawn they left
their houses and searched the shore.
The sea was still high. and the wind AZ
fierce as on the previous night.
Suddenly cry arose A dozen men
pointed frantically out to sea. In mo-
ment everyone was looking, straining
their eyes, scarcely daring to believe
that what they saw was real. Yes, there
it was-a large white field Of ice-and
fast approaching.
Now they could see many black fg-
ures. Then one cried that he saw horses.
The men shouted and well-kn0wn voices
made reply.
Their husbands were returning
saved! But how? Was the ice foe sail.
ing back?
Then it dawned on them that, unno.
ticed till that moment. the wind had
shifted, and the fierce breeze that had
borne those hundred and fifty men SEEM
ingly to destruction was now bearing
them in safety to their homes!
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
WHAT DID THE CATCHER SAY,
Something the Clans" Would Like to
Know, But Will Never
Learn.

i was the last half of the ninth.
The pitcher had gone up in the air, and
the bases We're rs full Us three goats, re.
lates the Newark News.
The score was ga in favor of the team
in the field. A single would tie the score.
A two-bagger would win the game.
Two men had flied out, and the man at
bat had two strikes against him.
1t was crucial moment.
And, as we say. the pitcher was ratified.
Suddenly the catcher held up his hand.
His right hand.
He removed his wire mask and stepped
toward the pitcher, who advanced to meet
him
With mouth close to the pitchers ear
the catcher whispered something. What
it was no one hcard but the pitcher, who
returned to the box.
The ball shot true across the plate.
Strike three!" cried the umpire. The
pitcher had saved the day.
Now, then, the thing we want to know
10 this: What did the catcher say to the
pitcher?
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
The Reason Why.

Drummond, Wis.,, Aug. 2lst (speciaD-
Whole families in bayfield, County are
s m9 H. the praises 6 Of Dod Kidney ps
ences such as that Of Mr.. L. T. Void, a
well-known citizen here.
II had such pains in my back that l
did not know what to do" says Mr..
Void, and as came across an advertise
lment Of Dodd's Kidney Pills, sent for a
box. That one box relieved me Of all my
them just what she needed need 'I recommend eco
Dodd's Kidney Pills as sure cure for
Backache and other Kidney Troubles"
Backache is one of the earliest symp.
toms of Kidney Disease Dodd's Kidney
Pills cure it promptly and permanently
and prevent it developing into Rheuma.
tism, Dropsy, Diabetes or Bright's Dis
ease,
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
kDR|FT ON An ICE F[OE.
Al ADVENTURE OFF THE COAST
OF FINLAND.
How Pleasure Was Turned to Panic
at the Caprice of the Wind
IAN Il Well That Ends

One evening, early this year, couple
Of hundred men, mostly fishermen, were
sporting on the ice OF Sesskar, small
island in the Gulf of Finland. Many of
them rode horses, for they knew the ice
was several feet hick, and had been for
many days.
A fierce wind was blowing at the time,
but the men were hardened to the cold.
Some had cut holes in the ice. and were
busily engaged in catching fish, whilst
others rode about, bent entirely on en-
joyment. None dreamt of danger, for
the season was early, and the thaws had
not yet begun.
Suddenly long, loud report, not un-
like the firing of artillery. arose from
the shore. A cry of dismay went up
from the crowd. Those fishing dropped
their lines and turned anxiously towards
the island. AS they did there came an
other report, and the ice quivered be-
meath their feet.
With loud shouts of, terror, those on
horseback rushed forward. "The ice
has broken from the shore!" was passed
from mouth to mouth. None waited
longer; even the fishermen forsook their
catch. and joined the fleeing crowd.
A hundred yards ahead score of
horsemen paused, then leapt forward,
vanishing in shower of water. Horror
was at every heart. They could feel the
ice heaving gently underneath them,
and knew that it was moving.
AS suddenly their headlong flight be-
gan it ended. A great gap of water lay
between them and the island. Needless
of this, some of the men, half-mad with
terror, urged on their horses. resolving
at all hazards to gain the land.
News of the accident reached tbs
shore. Men, women and children lined
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
SORE HANDS, SORE FEET.
Itching, Burning Palms and Painful
Finger Complete Cure
by Cuticura.

One Night Treatment: Soak the hands
creamy lather Of Cufiicura Soap. by, and
anoint freely with Cuticura Ointment, the
great skin cure and purest of emollients.
Wear, during the night, old, loose kid
gloves, or bandage lightly in old, soft
cotton OF linen. For red, rough and
ehapped hands, dry, fissured, itching.
nails and painful finger ends ends, this treat.
ment is simply wonderful, single treat.
ment affording the most grateful relief,
and pointing to a speedy. permanent and
economical cure. In no other ailment have
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
been more effective.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
SPYING ON 4 SLY FOX
CAUGHT A v1xEn IN AN ACT
OF THLEvERY.
Watched Her Feed q Fat Hen Which
She Had Stolen to Her Cubs
and Their Battles for the
Lions Share of It,

Il was June, and I arose early in
the morning and went out for q walk.
The sun had not yet risen, and the air
was fresh and cool upon my face. The
grass was dripping with dew and be-
fore had gone 100 yards my shoes
were soaked, and the water was squirt
ing through the laces, as IL had been
walking through a brook. Many wild
flowers there were on hand, ox-eye
daisies being most in evidence. struck
through the fields and had gone but a
short distance before saw clump of
tall ferns move suddenly, as if shaken
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
WHEN THE BABY CONES ALONG

thought twas hard-the toilin', the tide
a-pullin strong
But shouted "Hallelujah!" when the
baby came along.
He coaxed me back to youth time, made
my life Twin song;
I was happy, folks. I tell you, when the
baby came along.
For all the dreary winter, for all the
skies SO dim,
seemed to see my mother in the twinklin'
eyes Of him,
An thousand sweetest flowers in
deserts seemed to throng,
An 1 heard the birds a-singin' when the
baby came along.
Lord bless that little baby-the best one
in the ranch!
He'll be yet there, in the springtime, Just
a-wadin' in the branch;
An God gives him the pleasure Of the
right above the wrong,
We were happy. without measure. when
the baby came along!
Frank L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitu-
ton.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
Railway Values.

It has been estimated that should
anyone desire to purchase the railways
of the world his outlay would amount to
something like SIG, 6S0, 000, 900.
That sum would represent the entire
revenue of Europe for eight years or
one-tenth Of the entire money wealth
Of the world.
It Is remarkable that in 80 short q time
% the steam engine has been in exist
ence railways should have become 30
valuable, yet no one source Of the
worlds wealth exceeds the railways in
importance, and none is 50 generally dis
tributsd.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
HereaY.

.r 1ssS5ti vs vSst' It'd il Sh ss WI e.
most successful man in this part of the
country.
jolly Landlord-Him? Successful? Good
lord, stranger! He's the richest and lone.
soonest man in the state!-Chicago Trib.
une.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
Easy.

"Pop!"
Eyes, my son."
Glow can a man tell he has a very
large fish on his hook, If he doesn't
catch it,"
every easily, my boy; all he has to
do is to get some one to tell Il to-.
Yonkexs Statesman
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK?
Thousands of Men and Women Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect It.
TO Prove What the Great Kidney Remedy. swampsse. VIII
Do for YOU. Every Reader Of This Pager May fiavs
Sample Bottle Absolutely Free by Mail.

It used to be considered that only urinary and
bladder troubles were to be traced to the kid
ali diseases have their beginning in the disorder
of these most important organs.
If you are sick or "feel badly" begin taking
the great kidney remedy. DR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, because as soon as your kidneys begin to
get better they will help all the other organs to
health. A trial will convince anyone.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
LOST u POUNDS.
Was Fast Drifting Into the Fatal Stages
Of Kidney Sickness.

DIR. Melvin M. Page, Page Optical Co.,
Erie, Pa, writes: Taking too many
iced drinks in New York in 1898 sent
me home with q terrible attack Of kid
ney trouble. had acute congestion,
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31

sharp pain in the
back, h eadaches
and attacks of dizzi-
ness. My eyes gave
out, and with tile
languor and sleep
le.4sness Of the dis
ease upon me l
wasted from 1914 to
122 pounds. Atthe
time I started using
Doan4 Kidney Pills
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31

Don't brag about the good things that
you have. Some one will want to borrow
them-Atlanta Journal.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
Curious.

is round, amt it, Doc?
pr. Weeder-Nesrly SO. Why? :
"Ain't it funny that nothin' fits it so
well 40 . square meal?"-Philadelph
Press.
The Cooperstown courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., N.D.) 1902-1913, 1905-08-31
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
DOM accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.