The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-04
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THEY had violin solo at the church the other Sunday
with the idea of attracting the unchurched masses. -
When Signor Donkini out to play Mrs. L. leaning
over the pew back, said to her friend. Mrs S.:
.sThat may be violin all right but it looks to
actly like fiddle"
It was also Mrs. L. who when asked if there were any
orchesras in town. replied that thought they could be OBJ
tanned at the drug store
One of the first fruits of redemption from gang rule in
Philadelphia contract for twelve miles of asphalt paw
ing at so yard The difference between $152 and $3.50,
the price under gang administration, represents saving OF
good deal $2ooo00 The will have to pasture at
the lunch counters if this keeps up.
It is the little things that count. little daughter
marked at the table yesterday: .&s.Ss 4
"Papa, you's eaten eight biscuits"
Senator Dryden head Of big life insurance company is
going to pay $4,000 for his Washington house. Dryden
is the boy his pile all hooped roped and baled and
is now willing to let the government supervise the nsur-
ance business 2. .-..#
New York police are out after Black Hand" society.
The society easily disguise itself by the of
- 49, .a.
If you know Of anything that tastes better than
r. baked squash please it-From "Bxby's Sc
lect Dishes.' ,..
Baked squash is all right if properly prepared The
squash first be carefully picked out and knocked
with knuckes This does not indicate anything but
feel better for having done it, After the vegetable is cut
sections about large the hand piece Of bacon
must be skeered to each section Of squash by silver Of
wood box of toohpcks in handy here The bacon
bakes to crisp and gives the squash just that flavor that
the vegetable has missed by ITSELF s . -. 4sss ...
After having tasted this dish once, settles back
and feels that he eat his weight it. Sliced tomatoes
and nut bread recommended side Dishes who
has not parayzed his of taste during the day by
tobacco gum will find in this simple service at pm.
of the gods and he will to bed feeling like 100000 in
the bank. 49,.
G. B. Moses is out again after very serious sickness
that large number Of his friends cheerfuy predicted
his The maady while ran had several htched
it, each inch long, Of which cal
culaed to we'll Mr. Moses says that the
physician "changed his medicine him. number of
times showing that he hurting his prescriptions vaguely
Mr.. Moses "sysem" without knowing exactly what he
going to bring down.
One day when everybody had given the patient up and
Mr. Moses felt about useful to his family and to the
world dead horse thrown the embankment into
the swamp at the north end of the pasture lot he got hay
idea that he wanted lobster salad His wife, weeping and
leaning the bed, caught feeble whisper to this effect
She didn't pay much attention to it at rs thinking that it
the raving of deirum, but Mr.. Moses persisted.
If-I could haveone of-them lobster salads-such as
they used-to set out at Shiek's-I could-eat it."
'Why, dearie," said Mrs. Noses ''lobser would be
deadly to sick you Let get you little
nice toast and Cruel"
Moses wouldn't have it for moment
"Lobster salad, he moaned weakly.
When the doctor Mrs. Moses made known the sick
mans request The doctor grinned.
"Lobster's about good for him as barbed-re salac
for cow.'
But don't you think might get him little to satisfy
his mind9 He couldn't eat it, you know"
The doctor thought Moses couldn't live anyhow, HI
finally assented to let him taste it. When Moses was tot
that boy had been the restaurant the eep-se
dainty he frightened little and began to take notice
When the compound came evidently literally dosed will
choppedup onions and olive oil, to say nothing of sala
dressing Mrs Moses put overturned chair with pillow
it behind her husband and he sat up feey and ooke
greedily at the DISH
Moses reached and secured fork She detained
longer than she expected. s-.. ,-.. IT,.
When she returned she found Moses had bolted th
whole thing and was just dropping back with sigh O
content 49,. 49,.
You may not believe it, but from that moment he bega
to mend The color back into his face and the futte1
ing Of his heart stopped The doctor in took his TEN
perat1e and bolted out without saying word Mr. Nose
had another the next day and up inside Of week
It's pretty good idea to give sick about what
wants. His "sysem" has occult ways Of knowing what
needs A T R.
LETS US ALL OUT E
EROME McWADE Of Kankakee
#f#sas - With money which not his own.
Forsook his wife and children three
And went abroad, but not alone.
At last they found the fugitive,
but not alone) in gay Paree. g..s