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The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Great Things Yet to Be.

The world is only beginning. We
have done nothing. said nothing. sung
nothing The history of the past is the
history of one empire at Il time. Now
several empires must compete together
among them, that miracle OF con
quest and greater miracle of slow be
coming. set dispersedly about the
world, but linked together grasped
and held by the embracing sea. our
own ocean state. imperial Britain.
mighty and aware" The world will
yet know greater men than Caesar AMI
Napoleon, deeper passion and wider
humanity than Shakespeare's. a musi =
still more elemental than Wagner's, II
sadder soul than Schopenhauer a
more triumphant intellect than Metz
sche's, beauty more enthralling than
Helen's. - John Davidson in London
Outlook.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
A Fish to Avoid.

one of the most peculiar fishes of
American waters is the Johnny Grin.
die or dogiish. but more generally
called the bowfin and mudfsh. It's
characteristics are striking, and IFS life
history, so far as we know IT, is Curl
GUS and interesting. 1t is said TO bark
Ike dog, TO be as voraclous ms n
shark, more tenacious of life than nm
eel to guard its spawning bed and pro-
tect Its fry with the parental courage
of n black bass, to swallow its yoynr
on the approach Of danger, to tump like
an athlete and fight like a bulldog. But
with all these attractive traits this fish
Is absolutely without SAVIOR and worth
less as table fish, and as such II has
been tersely described by an old Mich
lsan guide who, on looking at a nile of
grindles which couple of guileIess
eastern anglers had brought into camp
exclaimed:
Nav. them's dosfish. A Norwegian
wouldn't eat EN-. Their meats like
mush. Hang 'em in running water
an It'll wash all the flesh often their
bones; lay 'em In the sun half bour
an therell be only a puddle loft
Throw 'em out! Throw 'em outr.-
Field and Stream
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Italian Br-g;'n'l-.

German -rutlcGEaa was one even
m- rI,liu. along the public highway
r4s- IuInla when his horse threw nm
and boiled He picked himself up ana
lighted match To see what time IL
was but found that his watch haa
stopped. Just al that moment TWO
hlryclisrS hove in sight. and he went
forward making signs for them 10
sion. but the men pednled furiou>lE
of sight. About two months after thr
gentleman was readin: an account OF
travel in Italy when he came across
the following passage:
..nua evening we had an adventure
with n brigand. We We're blcycihs
near Imo!a when an individual III a
long dusty cloak suddenly spranG from
the ground and with small lsh'eu
torch which be tiourished with FURIOUS
gestures, demanded our watches. we
with great agility. but by the SKIN OF
our teeth. avoided the i'll intentioned
fellow and. shouting that we had no
watches. made of as fast as we could
Whether followed or not we did not
wait TO >ee."-Romc Letter 10 ran
Mall Gazette
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
DOCility In DOxn.

Will people who talk about dogs ev.
er learn to differentiate between intel.
ligence and docility? The word intel,
ligent' is used almost universally in
talking and writing, when people real.
ly mean docility-i. e.. the readiness of
the animal to accept instruction. Now
be an evidence of second rate intelli.
gence. and the degree Of intelligence is
likely to appear when the animal is do
ing things on his own hook. 1t makes
no great difference, but to the man
who tries to think accurately the con
stant parade Of an Obedient animal as
one Of exceptional mental ability is
painful.-.JOseph A. Graham in Outing
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
His SeidIitx Powder Cartridge.

How a mans life was saved by 4
common seidlitZ powder is described
by Il German physician, DR.. Franck,
who was called TO treat 4 man who
had swallowed Il large piece Of tough
meat which stuck in his gullet. As it
was impossible to dislodse the meat
by natural means and as the patients
condition was critical. the doctor tried
the efficacy of the gas which is gener-
ated when the constituents of seid-
litZ powder are mixed. He directed the
man to swallow the two halves of one
of the powders separately, and the re
sulting pneumatic pressure, aided by
the man. who shut his mouth and
closed the nasal passages, was sutfi-
cient to drive the piece of meat out Of
the gullet into the stomach.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
The Approacb to La..a.

An English traveller in Tibet thus de
scribes the approach to Lassa: BE
tween and over the glades and wood
lands the city Of Lassa itself peeps, an
adobe stretch of narrow streets and
fiat topped houses. crowned here and
there with n blaze of golden roofs or
gilded cupolas. But there is no time
to look at this. A man can have no eye
for anything but the huge, outstanding
mass OF the Potala palace to his left.
1t draws the eye Of the mind like Il
loadstone, for. indeed. sheer bulk and
magnificent nudacity could do no moro
In architecture than they have done in
this huge palace temple of the grand
lama. Simplicity has wrought mar
vel in stone 900 feet In length and tow
ering seventy feet higher than the
golden Cross Of st. Paul's cathedral"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Making Wives Hnppx.

''It seems to me that the way tC
make woman happy is to give her all
your sympathy and affection" says
DR.. Edward Brooks in Rochester Her
aid. "AS for overlooking any faults. a
man ought not to see any faults in his
wife II it does happen that there are
few very patent ones-and suppose
there are some women who are not eX-
actly angels-a man ought not to see
them any more than he sees the spots
on the sun when 1t is shining brilliant
ly in the heavens, and he ought to re
member that no matter what disillu-
sions he may experience after mar
riuge it was he himself who undertook
the responsibility Of taking to himself
young woman that he promised to
love and honor
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Baltimore Crabs

The price of deyiled crab In Balti.
more runs down quite II scale Begin
ming with II cents In the fashionable
hotels, 1t drops to 10 at the ordinary
eating bar and then to > when bought
from the greasy basket Of the good ma.
tured crab man. In the tiny Italian
cook shops deviled crabs can be en-
1oyed at the rate of 3 cents each. and
In the saloons along the water front
they are often stacked up In huge
disA on the free lunch counter. With
all these opportunities for fensting on
the well seasoned 'debbl" It is little
wonder that BaltimOreans are consid
ered the crab connoisscurs of the ma
tion.-New York Herald
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Hidden Treasurc In En- Gla nd.

In England when hidden treasure Is
found the law requires the coroner to
hold an inquest over it. Formerly 1t
was coroner's duty to hold an in
quest in case of a burglary. statute
Of Edward |. DEGREES that when cor
oners are commanded by the king =
bailiffs or by the honest men of the
county they shall go to the places
where any be slain or suddenly dead
or wounded or where houses are bro
ken or where treasure is said to be
found and shall forthwith command
four of the next towns. or five, or six
to appear before him in such a place"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
HOnesf Reinforcement.

Let the touch of assistance offered IN
those who stumble be freIghted with
such buoyancy. strength and encour-
agement that it will prove an impetus.
1t Is often in the establishing of ones
roofing that the balance Is lost-for
the lack of poise or some indefinable
something. There is infinitely moro
credlt In honest retrievement than in
the even rut of moral being and con
tihuahce-New Orleans Times Demo-
crat.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Mans Vest.

Man has one purely rudimentary gar
ment. The coat and trousers yield to
the ravages of toll and time, but the
vest ever preserves its pristine fresh
ness. The history Of mans clothes
can be written from the old vests
stored away in his wardrobe The coat
he wore at graduation and his wedding
trousers become but myths, but he can
always show you the vests he Wore
upon those august occasions. The tai
lor who inyents a style of dress that
Will omit the vest has fortune and
fame in store for him
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
ODD ENGLISH CUSTOMS.
ONLY one Peer of the Renln WAY
Keep EudS guard.

Keep Eud guard.
Every family Of ancient line -e has
some custom wAic- * faiyA.-.T o1-
served by each Succeeding genasa..lA'
though its origin may be !o>i a 15-
scurIry. Two of lie most rem sable
have been prevalent in the Iuar OF
RutIaud's family sirce the midGla a-a>,
Those who visit Belvoir casr.e may
be astonishr,i tn see u watch,n ll l---
ing the battlemenrs throuchuur the
night with haIberd over his shoulder
Every hour he calls aloud the time ami
the condition OF the weather. tAaa c3..-
t!uucS his patrol rs before unit day
break.
This observance has been zca.gus.E
carried out ever since the bes!uu.a- o.
the seventeenth century, and ii 3, only
lately that tn watchmcn haya been
permitted 10 abandon the Elk leJ!.aa
costume they formerly Wore.
The second custom for whi-L the
dukes family Is famous is even more
curious. At Oakham castle is perhaps
the most remarkable collection OF horse
shoes extaut. because the Baron de Fer
rars, who was responsible for tLe cree
lion OF this palatial residence. made l-
Imperative for every titled per-uu on
passing through the city for tn first
time To leave horseshoe at the castle
gates.
As the custom was in vogue Ia the
sixteenth century, when Queen Eliza
beth herself left a horseshoe there II Is
scarcely surprising that the collection
of these commodities which adorus the
castle walls runs into several thou
sands.
The tenure of the Lee and Carnwath
estates depends on a remarkable func-
ton. Every year race has to be run
on the village green. the winner being
rewarded with red stocking. II no
competitors enter for the event the
member of the family who owns the
estate must run the course himself, in
forfeit the property
Only one peer Is permitted to retain
an armed bodyguard. and that is the
Duke of Atholl. At Blair castle Perth
shire, are twO companies of retaInerS.
the regulation height for admission TO
one being six feet one and half inches
and to the other five feet ten and three
quarters inches. and the periodical in
spection of this little army Is always
a memorable event.
Although ii is really Illegal for any
subject of the realm. titled or other
wise to maintain an armed force not
in the service of the government the
claim Of the Duke of Atholl was recog
nized by Queen Victoria in 1874, when
she presented set of oolors to his
bodyguard
Very romantic is the custom which
has been observed for ages by the mar
Quises of Ailesbury on the occasion OF
a visit from any member Of the royal
family to their family seat at Saver
make forest The royal guest is proyid-
ed with an ivory drinking vessel for
use during the visit. which he Is after
ward requested to take away as n me
mento.
This custom Is said to have original
ed during a visit from Henry VIII.
who always drank from an ivory COB
let, which he took with him wherever
he went To save him this trouble,
therefore, the marquis there and then
offered to provide him and his success
ors with one on the occasion of any
subsequent visit. the estate being Il
crown grant,-Stray Stories.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20

; ; THE CLUBS.
observation-disclosures
North Side Country Club.

The North Side Country Club was
hospitably entert aimed by Mrs. Jas
Graham at her home near Seeley
Lake last Friday afternoon. kolI
call was answered with quotations
from Will Carlton.
Mrs. Anna Hopkins gave very
interesting paper on Western Re
sources. - Points of interest about
the Louisiana purchase exposition
were discussed by the members
after which several select numbers
of vocal and Instrumental music
were rendered by the Misses Grahan
and Mrs. Ben Reinks.
The club adjourned to meet viii
MIS-. Sawyer, July Is.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
The brotherhood OF Mercy.

The "COmpa guia della Aiisericordia'
brotherhood of Mercy of Florence
Includes men of all ranks, who attend
by day or night in cases of accident, 10
carry the wounded TO the hospital. or
the dead to their burial, 10 nurse the
sick in their homes or to assist at fires.
receiving no money or food in any
house they visit The great bell OF the
tower tolls 10 call the brothers on duty
al the time. and even the grand duke
has been seen to withdraw from table
and silently respond To the summons.
They repair quickly to their chapel by
Santa Maria Novella, where their black
glazed cotton robes are kept in locked
and numbered drawers BLACK stoled.
black hooded. like dream you may
meet the procession at night, masked
and OF unknown Identities. passing
along by torchlight with strange,
wild chant, bearing the bier.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
WEDDINGS
Ingram Cushnan.

Last Wednesday evening Miss LII
liam Grace Ingram and Homer Cush'
man were united in marriage at the
home of the brides uncle and aunt,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Jacobs. The
Rev. Il. j. Hunter performed the
ceremony in the presence OF about
30 guests and relatives.
The bride is the daughter OF
Edward Ingram of Middle Park,
but she has for the past three
wears been assistant in the State
Normal library, after graduating
from that institution.
The groom is an Eaton Young man
and partner in the Smiley hard,
ware store.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
EtOn and Harrow.

One of the Eton and Harrow school
cricket matches recalls an amusing
incident. Eton had a monotonous Sc
ries Of wins for some years. and one
day the Harrow captain received the
following:
Oh, ye boys of Harrow school.
OF cricket ye have no knowledge
1t is rot cricket but the fool
You play against Eton college.
The Harrow school poet was hunted
out and commanded to send a fitting
reply. This clever response made him
famous:
II, as you say play the fool
No wonder we were beaten.
For at that game no other school
Could eer compete with Eton.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
une OLD Wan CnCtus.

Nature INDUCES in an occasional
Ioke There is found growing in the
desert region Of North America Il spe-
Giles Of cactus known to botanists as
PiIocereuS senillS. or the ''old man cac-
.tus" There is in this plant wonder
full resemblance to human head coy
cred with gray hairs. The plant Is
slow of growth. and small specimens
are more frequent than large ones. lhe
plant is covered with long white hairs.
which completely hide the body or
stem OF the plant. These hairs are ire
quently gathered into locks, adding to
the resemblance of the frowsy head or
an old man Plants known 10 be tweh-
ry-iive years old are but few inches
in height. yet specimens are found
which are twenty-five feet tall and
foot in diameter. representing. II Is De
lieved, the growth OF several hundred
years. In these gigantic specimens or
.old man cactus the term old Is
quite the most appropriate part of the
title
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
DEATHS
Morgan.

Mrs. Emiline Morgan, wife of j..
W. Morgan, of 1870 Seventh avenue,
died suddenly from appoplexy at the
home of Walter Capps, 4 neighbor,
last Friday afternoon. Only 4 few
minutes warning in the way of ILL.,
ness was given.
Mrs. Morgan has lived in Weld
county for the past ten years. She
leaves, besides a husband, five sons
and two daughters.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Perfectly Snfe.

Bridget, have to 90 out this even.
ing and | want you to see thar your
mistress gets this note without FIJI, os
soon as she comes In
ISIS, sor, I'll just leave IT In tho
pocket Of the trousers we've tg,.nn Of.
que De sure TO 90 through them."-
London Taller.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
ONT of Senann

Mrs. Hi uppe-Dear, did you see anv
OF those fine old aquelucts while YOU
We're in Italy? Mrs. New Rich-Never
seen duck. And while we was rid
ing across Germany we kept a lookout
FOR some of them German peasants
but never seen such scarcity of
FOWL no place. Kansas City Drovers'
Telegram.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT

Estate OF Brailard ID. Harper, deu
The undersigned, having ;.
pointed administrator oi the {.
Brainard D. Harper. late OF the Y
Weld, in the State OF Colorado, ds
hereby gives notice that he will
before the County Court OF sal
County, at the Court House in 81 n
said county, on Monday, the. IN
July. A. ID: 1905, at the hour OF iein!
q. m. of said day at which time all
having, claims against said ~
purpose Of ahh harinng rfineeSS.ea the same M aada;
persons indebted to said estate
9uested to. make immediate paI'
the undersigned.
Dated at Greeley, Colorado ~
day OF June, A. ID. 1908. -.
} b. McCutcheon, administra.a
estate OF Brainard d. Harper, dei,sl
Frank /. Ewing, "
First publication in the Greeley
June Is 1905. last publication Ju'|
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
His Audience Warmed In,

Hi Tragerdy-Hamm made his debut
as a star last night, and hear his a,l-
dlence was very cold. Lowe Comerdy
Yes; they We're at first. Hi Tragerdy
All! Only at first? Lowe Comerdy-
Yes; then they remembered they had
Ole Standard and Times
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
The Abash h ed Shark,

In recent article on Americans an
English writer gives the following as
characteristic American after dinner
story, its subject being a politician IN
bathing: "All at once shark, a man
eater, was coming the other way and
swan up sQuarely in front of him.
lhey eyed each other for moment,
and then the shark -blushed and sped
away"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
NOTICE

State OF Colorado,
County OF Larimer, ss'
In the District Court.
The Water Supply 4
Storage Company,
Petitioner, In Re App
VS.. Tor transs
The New Cache la appropri,
Poudre Irrigation water IA
Company, ct al, the POn
Defendants. prOprlati
The referee in the above enti,la
having made his report OF his in
fact and conclusions OF law, and
recommended a decree: said rep
ing been made on the Sd day Of u
and the court having by order in
3lst, 1903, at . O'Clock a. m,, as
and hour which it will sit to he'd
tions, il any, that may be made
said report and proposed deer
having fixed that time TO hear u
any exceptions that may be made
report and proposed decree, andt
mine decree to be entered.
Now therefore, by order OF saV
notice is hereby given to all pen
terested in appropriations OF wal
the Cache la Poudre river in VA
trict No. 3, that on said 31st dayl
the district court sitting in and l
mer county at Fort Collins, Colon
be in session for the purpose oil
any and all objections to the n
said referee. to his findings and p
decree, and also to receive, hesf
termine all exceptions that mayb
to said report or any part thereoi
the form or substance OF the prON
cree. John f.. DavidsO.
Clerk OF said
First publication July IL, l"oi
Last publication July -, 1905
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLE"
In the matter OF the

IN tne matter OF tnt tSt'''
O,Hara, deceased. r,,.onG
Notice is hereby given, / i6a'' q ied
one OF the regular day. ol ~ iEly,Sniy gn1y
the County Court oil We'd W9StEtId
State Of Colorado, ] Nernon, HI II Spps Ss
ministrator OF said estate Y III Iprrsi..a
fore the Judge OF said CouIrhi, is.trsI
final settlements such adii,l~,e ,,ae. lil
pray the approval OF the st''is as d
then apply to be discharEGu,,e and
ministrator. At which tli,' apri
any person in interest tll'S .alle,
present objections to 'uo
Dated at Greeley. Colorado :
day of June, A. ID. 1909. .,,i,tratil
Vernon McKelvey. nd nnl,iiiiI,ra det
the estate of Charles II. !, iiisaIsy II
First publication in tTi,,,iy %.
June %, last publication J"N
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
The Churches
First PRESBYTERIAN.

Rev. r. j. Hunter. pastor. Next
Sabbath there will he service in the
morning at 10:45. In the evening
the congregation will join in the
union services in the Christian and
United Presbyterian churches.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
hsr'S \prI.x

Not SO very long ago a man who .,
mitted the possession of nerves ,,on,,
nure D'en regarded as an effeminatc
'h'iksop Nowadays, However, he is q
'tuci more frequent sufferer from ,bo
ing Modes. o''''
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Dead Mems HOnea.

Alexander the Great, seeing Dioge-
mes looking attentively at a parcel of
human bones, asked the philosopher
what he was looking for. THAT which
cannot find" was the reply, the diff
ference between your fathers bones
and those of his slaves"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
True ErIenls

"A friend cannot be known in pros.
perity' and an euemy cannot be hi5
IN adversely. True friends visit us in
prosperity only when invited. bur in
au'ersi'v they come without an invi.
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The Real Dimcu,,x

,'sny-lt must take remarkahl.
skin to raise n check. Hardrn a. :,
IN" IN 49, Know It's how to get hold Of #
~ tne hrst place that can't ,ao
'nroush.-Dctrolt Free Press
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Friendly Encour,y.u

ear!-All of their friends advised
'helA to elope instead of being mar.
aieu III the regular way. Ruby-I don't
see why their friends should cora
ehri-'h' yes! Elopers never cxnoct
wedding presents Chicoya w.. Ni'ec'
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLE
In the matter OF the estate
a. O'Hara deceased.

III tne matter OF tne taN"''
a. O'Hara deceased. a
Notice is hereby given, that on; 9na
the eth day OF August, A.D; lTit n
one OF the regular days gl itthtti thtt "A 4
Of the County Court OF veg
in the State OF Colorado, |, Ne.a,
kelvey, administrator OF SAID eS,'' ~
appear before the Judge OF sas u
present my final settlement a. ~ Y
mlnistrator, and pray the apptu,'1
same, and will then apply III
charged as such administrator,, X
time and place any person !.nio., ~
may appear and present ool'''''-
same, il any there be. hI
Dated at Greeley, Colorado u
day OF June. \. D., 1905, .-,,,to
Vernon Mckelvey, admin 4lSlta.s Io,s
estate OF Mary a. O'Hara, detfIaTr h
First publication in he gltggI II9lJ|
June 30, 1908, last public1llon'"
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Trained.

Don't you think her husband Is
naturally a gentle, patient MANI"
Sometimes l think he is and some
times l think she's got him scared. =
Houston Post.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20

~ depends on education to open the
gates which lead to virtue or To Woo
to happiness or to misrn Do.
ter. ior
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
At His Own OptIon

Pessim'st-Yes. sir, I hold tho ,o..
gage on most Of the troubles of this
world. Optmist-Well, you don't have
10 ioreclose If you don't want to-. DO.
troit Free Press
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20

Slap an extinguisher upon your irony
II you are uuhappily blessed with a
vein Of it.-Iamb.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20

iou cannot dream yourself into =.
,o,aa You must hammer s.d
'orse one for yourself.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Holy Trinity.

Morning Service lo:45. Evening
service 30.
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H0 sources

|, C.. n. Jackson, cashier OF Il
named bank, do solemnly ,wen
best OF my knowledge and belief
above is IA full, true and compI.
ment OF the affairs OF said barj
close OF business on Monday, JuI
1905. Z. n. Jack son, c
Subscribed and sworn to beior.
lth day OF July, 1908.
Alex w. Ferguson, Notary
My commission expires Jan. il,
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R-I-P-A-N-S Taou'''
Doctors ma
A good preserrIpt'0'
For mankind .

Tha bosnt paokst II enough fof .spP1
family bottle 10 osntsi contain
Ail6r1E4ists ell then.
The Greeley tribune., 1905-07-20
Statement OF the condition
Weld County Savings

Located at Greeley. Color,
at the close OF business Julvg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-12-18

Charles Haekcnaehmidt. cousin %
tho worlds champion wrestler. has
arrived in this country from swez
den. fie came with the expectation
u Immediately meeting Jenkins or
Gotch On arriving iu New York
city he learned through Pollock.
Jenkins former manager that the
champion had retired aud was
teaching az West Point. Ele did not
know the whereabouts ~ Gaich.
and came % Chicago From there
he went Ia uas Muinca. Ia. where
he defeated Farmer" Burns. the
third best man Ia America.
Both 81 the ilaekenHehmidfa are
3 years old With George i2 days
the senior On their tuaf the men
kfea she NIahrst seafs g,hrs#fHan !