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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
Metric Photography.

Il. Bertillon, of anthropometry fame
among the police of the world, has
just conferred a lasting boon upon
photography. The taking of a photo.
graph which should reproduce dimen-
sions and distance with any approach
to precision has long been almost de-
SPARED of by experts. The problem,
however, has been solved by NJ. Ber-
tillon. He has just perfected an ap-
paratus and process which he names
metric photography BY this method
dimensions, spaces, distances and the
relative forms and positions represent
ed on the negative can be determined
with the greatest exactitude.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
Force of Heredity.

Sylvester, aged nine, had been so in
terested in a simple lesson in what
words mean and how they may be as
ISOLATED with others that for days he
had been thinking out some for him
self, and usually he was not far from
right.
Then one morning, after period of
deep thought, he astounded his mother
with this: "Mudder, is it because little
Injun kids are Injuns that they walk
bow-legged and like arrowroot?"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
Wrong Kind.

Investor-What's the reason I'm not
getting any dividends on my stock?
Officer of Company can explain
that. We are using our earnings now
in making extensive improvements in the
plant. For the last six months our out
put has been, in round numbers
Investor-It's the round numbers I'm
objecting to, siri It's time there was a
figure of some other shape at the left
hand side of themi
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
HS%.l 9.HM1yy Ill
ExS@SgHGA7E0A
TO. CLEANSE A DECANTER.

When a decanter becomes so discol
ored inside that shot or fine coal will
not cleanse it fill the bottle with finely
chopped potato Feelings, cork tightly
and let the bottle remain for three
days.. when the Feelings will ferment.
At the end of that time rinse the de-
.canter with warm water and the
stains will be- found TO have disap-
peared.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
None Like the Old One.

while he was under thirty his
parents had too much sense to let Lin
marry"
YES
while he was under fifty he had
too much sense to we'd"
81 see."
"Now that he's eighty-ive-"
"Well?"
Hes going to take a wife
Louisville Courier Journal.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
CARE OF SAUCEPANS.

Hang saucepan lids on nails in one
part of the kitchen. If this is done
the temptation to put pots away with
their lids On will not exist. The bad
practice of putting clean saucepans
away covered is the cause of the heavy
odor of cooking hanging to the iron.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

BILE so badly they were agonized with
pain in the back, head and loins, rheu-
matte attacks and urinary disorders.
/ am glad to recommend such de-
serving remedy.
(Signed) MARCUS II. MAYER.
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

WAL remarked Farmer Korntop,
just returned from a visit to the me-
tropolis, New York's big place, but
In one way faint so big as this hyar
town O. Rubensile."
Dew tell" exclaimed Jay Peters.
"Ya'as, sir; why, the place is so
dinged small they hev ter build the
houses right spang up agin one anoth-
er ter git 'em all in."-Philadelphia
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
DURABILITY IN BED LINEN.

If durability is the first thing to be
considered by the housewife in re-
plenishing the bed linen, then un-
bleached cotton should be selected. 1t
has soft finish, becomes white rapidly
in washing, especially if borax is used
freely in the water and wears splen-
didly.-Rochester Union Advertiser.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
PERPETUAL PASTE.

One ounce of gum tragacanth and
pint and a half of cold water. Let
stand over night aud then stir we'll to
get out Jumps; add or 6 drops of the
oil of wintergreen and it will not sour
or mold. Keep tight in glass jar
when not in use.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

Coquelin and other
famous singers and
actors, writes:
Gentlemen: l wish
as many suffering
men and women as |
can reach to know
the excellence of
Doan's Kidney Pills.
I was greatly benefit
ed by this remedy and
know it cured several
who had kidney trOu-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

In sitting, place one foot slightly in
advance of the other, as a Frenchwoman
always doe There will then be no effort
needed to rise properly-it is done with
out strain on any one set of muscles,
and is natural, easy and graceful.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

Miss Cushing suppose you find life
q bed of roses, Mr.. Millyuns?
Young Millyuns-I should hope not.
Miss Gushing-Why do you say that!
Young Millyuns-Beeauss rose bed
is anything but clean.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
RED CROSS
BALL BLUE

II Is pure and is guaranteed not to
iniure the most delicate fabrics. Good
housekeepers everywhere endorse it
and one trial will be sufficient to con-
vince you of it's merits. Sold by grocers
everywhere. Large package SC.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

When all hatred, revenge and jealousy
will be regarded as boomerangs which
infiict upon the thrower the injury in
tended for others.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

/ have used Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton with good results. 1t Is all right
John w. Henry, Box GAP, Fostoria. Ohio,
Oct a. 1901
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
ryy
it
Now
Cautious Youth

Sh-Oh, don't doubt your love for
me now, but will you be faithful to the
last?
He-Sure thing. But I'm not prepared
TO say that you will be the last.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
Omen to Argument.

Still, it is often impossible to tell
whether the life insurance director or the
life insurance policy holder is the greater
dummy.-Atlanta Journal.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

A happy thought, Mrs. Austin's Pancake.
for breakfast. Ready in a jiffy.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

Toulouse, France, has canal
which was built entirely at the ex
pense of one man.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

"Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Resedy, Rend-
out, N. Y. cured serious kidney trouble. gained
% pounds" s. Wardel Burnsville. NJ. Bottles 81
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

If you are wise to-day you can afford
to risk being otherwise tomorrow.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

Violence in the voice is often only the
death rattle of reason in the throat
Boxes.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
GRATIFYING PRAISE.

Letter from Marcus Mayer, the Great
Patron of Music and the Drama.
Marcus r. Mayer. who brought TO
America Nine Patti Duse SaIyipi
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

happy thought. Mrs. Austin's Pancakes
for breakfast Ready in jiffy.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
wASHDA

means a day of hard labor to house
keepers. But there is great satisfaction
in seeing the line full of clean clothes.
You can always rest assured that the
clothes will be snowy white if you use
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

Mrs. Wlnslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
seethinR; softens The gums reduces Inflammation, Al
lays pain. cures Wind collie. Is eOnts bottle.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

Russia doubles her population every
fifty years.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09

When you are bilious
and have headache, back
ache and bad taste in the
mouth, send to your drug
gist for the best cure for
biliousness-Celery King,
the tonic-laxative. 1t only
costs Is cents to get well.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
CARE OF BREAD BOXES.

O<A4hL vi OlAlIAD DO<h1O'
Bread boxes are often neglected by
even careful houseeekpers, who wait
until bits of crust begin to mildew be-
fore they have the boxes freshened.
This is altogether wrong, for any
germs that gather on bread to be eaten
are directly transferred to the mouth,
carrying possibilities of real sickness.
Every other day bread box should
have it's contents removed. Then the
receptacle should be washed with soda
water, dried and set on top of stove
for moment to evap0rate any ex-
cess moisture After that set it in a
window for half an hour, preferably
in the sun. Do not put acbk any
stale bits, but if those are saved
keep them in separate place. Bread
should alwaybs be kept in metal and
not stone, as in the lat er it gathers
moisture quickly and mildews.
Baked Salmon-One can of salmon,
two eggs. one Tablespoonful of melted
butter, one cup OF crumbs, pepper,
salt and minced cucumber pickle
Drain the liquid from the fish and set
aside for the sauce. Pick the fish to
peices, then work in the melted butter,
seasoning, eggs and crumbs. Put in
a buttered bowl, cover tightly and set
in a pan of boiling water. Cook in a
hot oven one hour, then stand the bowl
in cold water for a moment to loosen
the pudding and turn out on hot dish,
French Dressing-Half teaspoonful
of salt, half teaspoonful of pepper, a
little cayenne, about six tablespoons
full of vinegar and the same amount
of salad OIL Mix the ingre lielts
then stir in the oil, then add the vine
gar very slowly, and beat until all is
thoroughly mixed; pour over the
salad. Toss lightly. Always have
the ingredients cold.
Nut Salad-Equal parts of apple and
celery and one-fourth part nuts. Cut
celery in crescent shaped peices, as it
naturally slices, and the apples sliced
Crumbie the nuts. Use French or may.
onnaise dressing.
Sweet Tomato Pickle-Slice one
peck green tomatoes, two quarts
onions and, if liked, six green
peppers. Sprinkle with one cup
of salt. Next day drain, add one cup of
sugar, one cup of grated horseradish
one rounded tablespoon each of ground
clovers, cinnamon and allspice, cover
with vinegar and COOK till tender.
No. 2.-Prepare all as above, let
stand twenty-four hours in cold spiced
vinegar. Wash well, drain, put in hot
sweet pickle. When hot put in glass
jars with layer of oil over and they
will keep years.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
Improved Mailbag Catcher.

A happy thought Mrs. Austin's Pancake:
for breakfast. Ready in jiffy.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
4 TRULY IDEAL WIFE
aER HUSBANDS BEST HELPER
vigorous Health Is the Great Source of
the Power to Inspire and Encourage

One Of the most noted, successful and
richest men of this century, in a recent
article, has said, " Whatever am and
whatever success I have attained in
this world l owe IA to my wife. From
the day / first knew her she has been
an inspiration. and the greatest help
mate of my Efe.n
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-11-09
FREE BOTTLE COUPON.

Good for aillng children and nursing
mothers.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

Elizabethtown, the county seat OF
Essex, in the Adirondacks, possesses
comedy Jail, according to the Philadel-
phia Ledger. 1t is small, having Win
dows secured by wooden bars and
jailyard inclosed by solid fence OF
hree-quarter4nch boards, which
healthy male could push over with his
shoulder. But the prisoners rarely, II
ever attempt to escape. Some good
stories are told by Judge Kellogg,
Judge Hand and other residents. 1T ls
a custom to allow the prisoners out
on parole, so that they may cut the
grass on neighboring lawns, do gar
den work, or repair roads for the vii
lage or county. Recently one prison
er, who should have returned at eight
o'clock, did not apply for admission
until nearly an hour later. The wer-
den angrily demanded to know the
reason, and added: Don't let this
occur again, or l will not allow you
to come in. I lock the door at eight
o'clock, and won't open it in the future
for you" Another accused of and
awaiting trial for mansla lighter, over
stayed his parole and pleaded as an ex-
cuse that as it was Saturday he
thought he would 60 and spend Sun
day with his wife, returning to the Jail
on Monday morning.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04
Tons of LeM,l ore Fired mt the Artful
DOdger AS He Wings His way
Southwark.

The snipe, properly Wilson's snipe,
Gallinago Delicata, but commonly
known as English snipe and wrongful
ly called half a dozen other names, is
a widely distributed species. 1t visits
every state at some season; its north
ward migration extends within the
arctic circle, while it is known to go
southwark to northern South America
and the West Indies. Comparatively
few of the birds which move north
ward from February until May breed
south of the international line. IT is
quite true there are breeding grounds
at various points of the northern
states, but the great breeding range
extends from latitude AZ degrees
north to some undetermined point
much nearer the pole than most
sportsmsn will venture.
Some time in September the first
south-bound birds pass below the
Canadian grounds, and soon most OF
the suitable marshy bits OF east and
west have their share of long-billed
prizes. Then begins an astonishing
attack which extends from ocean to
ocean and generally sweeps south
ward from Canada to California.
Proba bly, tons of lead, half of which
is wasted, are fred at the artful
dodger.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04
MODERN SURGERY.
Everything Depends Upon the Clean
Illness and Excluxtvensss OF
the Operation.

Your modern surgeon OF note is a
sterile" man. The operating room, al
most Theoretically sealed and alta tenn
perature of 100 degrees or therea bouts,
is purified daily by means Of hose
throwing a solution of bichloride of
mercury over ceiling, walls and floors.
The surgeon arrives in an anteroom in
his civilians garb. He is required to
be clean shaven, like monk, says the
New York Press His clothes are re
moved. Two attendants in the steriliz-
ing room hand him white duck gown
reaching from collar to heel, and cowl
of the same material, which covers
tightly every part of his head except
eyes, nose and mouth. The sleeves of
the gown reach to his elbow. He in
cases his hands in the thinnest, finest
sterilized rubber gloves These gar
ments are handed to him in sterilized
tongs There has been NO human con-
tact Thus equipped, he is prepared to
sow and slice.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04
INVENTOR OF THE BATON.
who First Introduced the Band
:, Leaders Wand

The inventor of the baton has been
discovered. According to the investi-
cations Of Frenchman the credit be-
longs to Lully, the composer, who
eventually had cause to regret his in
ventiOn.
Before he adopted the baton, con-
ductors were in the habit of pounding
on the floor with their feet or clapping
their hands to mark the time. Lully
found it wearisome to keep his foot
constantly in motion, and so used a
stick to strike the floor and beat time.
He used pole six feet long.
One day he brought down the pole
with such force that it struck his foot
and made deep wound. He paid no
attention to the matter. The wound
grew worse and ultimately caused his
death.
After his time conductors tried
more and more to improve the baton
and it was ultimately brought to it's
present form.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

Cubans show a semi-savage prefer
ence for such music as is made by
band composed Of stamp-mill
sort of a crank piano, a pair of sugar
kettle tom-toms and a man with
horse-radish crater called a giro"
and fat file with which to scrape it
the combined outfit producing dis
cordant potpourri that might easily
dislocate the teeth of any self-respect-
ing handsaw, says the Detroit Free
Press. This example of music as the
Cubans fancy it is even worse than
the fnger-drumming and wire-snap-
ping musical murders committed in
Tunsian bazars and Algerian cafes
chantantes The lauded but lugubri-
Gus Cuban national hymn is best es-
teemed when performed by one of
these bands of inhnrmonic banditti,
and the national dance, that monoton-
Gus combination of motions that sug
gests that the dancer is trying to shoe
a flea off the small of his back and
also go easy on stone-bruised heel,
can only be adequately performed to
the music of these African agitators of
cat-gut, raw-hide and perforated tin.
The truth is the Cubans will have to
learn music all over again.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

A record of the height of indiana
soldiers in the civil war shows that
out of 11S,254 there were 15,O47 feet
10 inches high, S,7O6 feet II inches,
6,679 6 feet high, ASIA feet 1 inch
1887 s feet two inches, 4O6 feet 3
inches, and 336 over feet inches.
Commenting on these statistics, DR..
Gould, actuary Of the United States
sanitary commission, writes: ut is
evident from our statistics that the
Indiana men are the tallest of all ma
tives Of the United States and these
latter the tallest of all civilized cOun
tries"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

WANTED Ladies aud Gentlemen
in this and adjoining territories, to
represent and advertise the Wholesale
and Educational Department OF an old
established house of solid financial
standing. Salary $3.50 per day with
Expens es advanced each Monday by
check direct from headquarters. Horse
ard buggy furnished when necessary; ;
position permanent. Address, Blew
Bros. & Co., Dept. 4, Monon Bldg,
Chicago, III.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

Early Exploits of the Two Sons or the
Archduke Karl Ludwig.

Two young Austrian princes, who, by
the death of their father, Archduke
Charles Louis, are brought into the line
of immediate succession, bear popular
ill-repute which would have been eXces-
sive even in the Munich or Stuttgart of
a generation ago, says the Saturday Re
view Both are reputed to be unable to
read and write correctly any one OF the
languages in which an Austrian ruler is
supposed to be proficient.
After the suicide Of Archduke Ru-
dolph, in 1889, an effort was made to
train the mind of the elder of these
cousins. Archduke Francis Ferdinand.
He was sent on tour around the world,
and the pretense was carried to the
length of issuing a record Of observa
tions which he was said to have written.
All that he really derived from the jour
new was a malady from which he is now
slowly dying.
He is the prince who scandalized
Vienna in his youth by halting peas
ant funeral procession which he met
while riding, and compelling the mourn
ers to hold the bier while he leaped his
horse backward and forward over the
coffin. His uncle, the emperor, thrashed
him with a stick for this exploit, al
though he was at the time grown man
and an officer in the army. His brother
Otto is the hero of another exploit in
volvng public insult of the grossest
kind to his own wife, for which the Aus
,rians were delighted to learn that he
also felt the emperor's cane.
In explanation, though not in de-
fense, of their vicious worthlessness, it
IS remembered that these young men in
herit not only the worst qualities of the
degenerated Hapsburg blood, but are
rrantlsons Of that criminal lunatic
whom Englishmen still remember--the
| Neapolitan "Bomha."
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04
Military Spirit in Can Il da.

Figures have just been published
which the Canadian press claim as an
indication Of the military s! !;;rit which
eniina+es young Carada. The state cf
New Eork has a population CT re2rly
2,GoG coo more than the entire Don iniOr
of Canada. yet its national suard has an
enroll N ant Of only 4468 men. Canada
on the other hand, has $4,000 men in
it's active militia, and thousands of 9th
ers who have gone through militia
training and are now on the retired
list.-Chicago Chronicle.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04
ORIGINAL.

"You seemed surprised when | gave
YOU that sonnet to read, said the would
be poet. Perhaps you didn't believe
1t was original"
81 knew it was original the first mo-
ment l saw it," replied Crittick.
"Yes?"
eyes. the first moment saw 1t was
some 20 years ago, when l was reading
Shakespeare. ."-Standard and Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

1t will bring rich. red blood. finn
A. an and muscle That's what Hol' 8.
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea will do
Taken this mouth. keeps you we'll all
summer. 35 cents. Tea or Tablets-W.
P. McMillap, Lexington Oregon.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04
Poor Fido.

What is the matter with Fido?"
"Oh, isn't it horrid! l gave him to
the laundress to wash, and she starched
him"-New Yorker.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

Friend-How l admire your HUSBAND
master OF seven languages.
Wife-Thats nothing. am the mas
ter Of him with his languages.-Meg-
gendorfer Blaetter.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

The news of both hemspheres-ln The
Weekly Oregonian.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1905-05-04

The jury at Helena, Mont,
which heard the case Of Il. q.
Pritchard, against the Great
Northern, awarded him the entire
$4,000 for which he sued. His
claim was for the reward offered
for information leading to the ap-
prehension of the Bearmouth train
robbers. The reward was also
claimed by the Spokane police.
D. K. Pearson, a Chicago phil
anthropist, has given $4,000
cash to five small Southern COL
leges.
The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-07-19
An Oklahoma Phenomenon.

Tipping is not looked upon as
necessary in the Southwest, and it is
said there are not more than three
towns in the territory where it is at
all necessary to give a waiter money
to have him carry in your rib ends"
Two hungry travellers landed in
town in Kiowa county the other
night. 1t was far past the supper
hour, and the chances for anything to
eat were not promising, but the land
lady said If Mary, the girl, was willing
to prepare and serve the meal, her
guests would not go hungry. When
a platter of fried steak with country
fried potatoes were set on the table
one Of the men, in an urban way,
slipped a quarter to the corner of the
table. The girl stood in embarrass.
ment for moment and then turned
and walked to the kitchen. a call
for more coffee brought the girl to
the table again and the travellers eX
planned the money was only to show
how glad they were to get the meal.
Mary finally accepted the money
under protest that she felt as though
she was not doing right.-Kansas
City Journal.