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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
W'ATSA USE?

Watsa use for gattin mad
JUS baycause you feela bad?
You gon feela worse an worse
Fer you gona stop an curse
EVra time ees som-theeng wrong
You no gatta leeve so long
Wan, two. tree, four year. bimeby
Mebbe so you gonna die,
So ees best from day to dav
Maka sunshine weetha hay.
Don't be gattin' mazda while
You can haVa time to smile.
W'atsa use?
Padre Smeeth he tai me, too
Justa like ! tai to you.
Wan day he ees say: Halo,
wat ees max you growIa SO?
Ezra time you gatta mad
Eet ees MAX diablo glad.
Justa laugh. an donta care.
Den you max diablo swear"
smila now, an den bineby
You can smile wen you die.
Grow!a now, an you weel YET,
Weeth diablo down cen-weu.
W'atsa use7
Catholic Standard and Times
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
Store Clerks and CouTtesu,

Those who watch American Jour-
nalism have been impressed for sew
eral years with the rapid growth of
American trades journals. The hab-
erdashers, shoe manufacturers, gro
GERS, wholesale merchants. confec-
TONERS, cotton growers, farmers, ma
chinists, engineers of all kinds. and
every department CT union labor all
have their official organs, and some
have two or three
The influence of these publications
is largely problematical. They Go not
enter the field of the daily newspa-
per at all. They hardly conflict with
the general magazines. Yet they are
read with avidity and their editorial
comment has the air Of authority.
That influence, whatever it is. is
now under mild strain. Many of
the journals which reach merchants
have been urging on their subscribers
the need for more courtesy among
their clerks. They point out with
much force the trade-bringing and
trade-holding power of the salesman
who serves the possible customer
with alacrity and politeness and they
cite specific instances within the
knowledge of the writer's where the
advantage of superior wares and low
prices have been outweighed by the
disadvantage Of surly Or listless clerk
service.
Washington clerks as a rule are
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

willing and polite. The exceptions
can hardly be reformed by admoni-
tions from trade journals. But the
course of this campaign can be fol-
lowed and their influence in such a
matter gagged by interested Wash
ingtonians in the columns of these
same publications. They are certain
to note the improvement if any is
made, and reasonably likely to con-
tinue the agitation if there is no i'm
provement.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
CHURCH CLUB
GOES TO BERWYN

The Y. NJ. S. C. OF the First Presby-
terrain Church held its regular BIZ
monthly meeting at the home of NE,
and Mrs. Wilson 2. Miller. in Berwyn.
Md, last night. The club. numbering
twenty-five in all, left Fifteenth and G
streets at p. m, and arrived In
Rerwyn at I o'clock. They were met
ut the station by a wagon and after
enjoying a shost delay, caused by dee.
Maryland mud, arrived safely at their
destination. After short busino So
meeting the club was delightfully."- enter
tanned with few musical selections by
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
CLERKS FORMALLY OPEN
THEIR NEW QUARTERS

The Clerks Mutual Benefit and Pro-
tectiye Association celebrate ted last night
the formal opening of their new quar-
tiers in the American Home Life Insur-
ance Building. corner of Fifth and G
streets northwest, with an excellent lit
erary and musical entertainment and a
supper.
M d. Rosenberg, attorney for the as
socia ton, delivered the address of the
evening. He spoke of the purpose and
growth of tho organization. Others who
Contributed 20 the entertainment were:
Lewis A. Eberlt pianist; E. r. Levy,
Benjamin Dreyfuss, and Messrs Sey-
mour and Shakelford
Officers of the association are: c. w.
hummer. president; A. Stern, l.. ]. Sill
Verman and j. II. Homage.
The committee in charge of the enter
tainment We're a. c. Fisher, chairman
Joseph d. Dreyfuss. A. J. Kelley and ].
l.. Kolb.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
ENGAGEMENT
ANNOUNCED

Mr.. and Mrs Chesivoir, Of 1895 L street
northwest. rendered q reception las
night to celebrate The engagement of
their niece, Miss Sadie Berman. to NJ
Smelansky.
Among those present were the Rev
Mr.. Ora ffInan. Mr. and Mrs. NJ. Cohen,
Mr.. and Miss Grady. Mr. ard Mrs
Wise, Mr.. and Mrs SulDlan, Mr. ana
Mrs. Scott, Mr.. and Mrs. Robert. Mr.
ard Mrs. II. Cohen. Mr.. and Mrs. Nit
Ter Mr.. ana Miss Orokowsky, M Yed-
lison, Mr. and Mrs NJ Breman. Mr. anu
Mrs. Chcsivoir. Mrs, r. I.offier, b Der
man. X Fannie. +. BeImdn. M sSmelan-
SKY. Ii. Balnut, NJ Mslimeck r
Schwartz. Mi. Eskin. and Mr.. Loft
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
FUNERAL SERVICES
FOR JESSIE M G00DA0

Funeral services were held at o'clock
this afternoon over the remains of Miss
Jessie NJ Goodno, at the family resi-
denee. The body was inferred in Glen
wooa Cemetery
She was the daughter of Charles E.
Goodno. OF the Department or Justice,
and at her death Monday was eighteen
years Of age.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

ton of fat with them. of VEN
geance and satisfaction; of atonement
and grace-a hodge-podge OF irrational
premises that never would be accepted
IL presented for the first time to a man
OF sound reason, and can only MAINTAIN
itself by incubation in early childhood.
AS taxpayer and father of son ia
the public schools, 1 am therefore bitter
~ opposed to the project now before the
public Of keeping this three in one ana
one in three system alive there. The
curse or the world is the curse Of
rivalry, of struggle for show and prorni-
hence The chief thing drilled into the
minds OF the young Is TO get ahead In
the world Where this Is the main
spring Of action. there cannot fail to
be all sorts of evil consequences. What
tae church needs is to get away from
Faui sad back to Christ, and recognize
In hin, its God, and the moral atInoS-
pnere VIII clear. J. II. SMITH.
Washington, March II
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
Points in Paragraphs.

Congregational ministers in New Eng
lard have refused s100, 900 offered to them
by Rockefeller for foreign missions. The
money can be spent otherwise.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

These seem to be the days when the
erstwhile bloated bondholders take on
rather the general appearance of a
bloated string. Wall Street is paved with
such attenuations
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
RELIGION IN THE SCHOOLS
If Not in the Schools Morals Will
Not Be Taught.

the editorial today further
subject
will of
Times them
arg interest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Charlotte Perkins Stetson Gilman has
stirred the ladies Of England py Tell
ing them that men are more beautiful
than women. Charlotte has been Io5k-
ing in her glass.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Somebody arises to defend wood aloo-
hoi as not being the worst of drinks
or course II IS not There's nr,,seio
acid, for instance
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

We used to say "in a Pickwickia1f
sense New we remark .fn a Chad
wickian sense" which stands for a lot
more money.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Both armies are marching in the same
direction" is the word from the 'front.'
that is, from the japanese front and the
Russian rear
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

castro seems to desire to know Nv
personal experience whethaw that hi,
stick has the bark on.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

There are some people down in Vir-
GINA who will do much campaigning
this spring by writing letters. ANYHOW
it's better than writing checks
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
Des Portes Are Hosts.

The Counselor of the French Embassy
and Mime des Portes de Ia Fosse were
among the dinner hosts last night. hav-
ing to dine with them Mrs Rodgers.
Mrs. Benedict, Mr.. and Mrs George
Howard, Frank Ellis, Herr Schiller, of
the German embassy, Mr.. and Mrs.
Welenkin, of the Russian embassy: Mr.
Wauters, of the Belgian legation, and
Mile. des Portes dc IA Fosse
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Pouring oil on the troubled waters Is
a charitable act-but not in Kansas II
you use Standard oil.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

While the Pacific Coast is much agi-
tated over the brown peril il has nor
reached the Russian degree of excite
ment about it
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

The japanese are learning that VIC
tories are the best bases for war loans.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

colorado settled the muss just as soon
as Gen. Sherman Bell got home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
This is the question:

Il the Car went to the front. how
long would it take him to get back to
ST. Petersburg and recall himself? The
approaching return of Linievitch will
PROBABLY throw light on the difficulty
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Senator and Mrs Dryden viii leave
today for several weeks stay at Allan
tic City before going to their home at
Newark where they will pass the
spring. going later to BearnardsvilIe,
y. j., where they will pass the summer
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

On account of the continued indispo-
sition of the Mexican Ambassador,
Senior de Azpiroz, his trip to Mexico,
upon which his wife, Sonora de AzpiroZ,
was to accompany him, has been de-
ferred. The ambassador is suffering
from a severe attack OF grip and as
soon as his condition warrants, the
journey will be undertaken
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Senior Epifanio Portela. at present Ar
gentine minister to Spain, has been ap-
pointed minister TO Washington as the
successor to Senior Garcia Merou, who
has been promoted to Berlin. The new
minister is expected here some time
this spE-ag.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Dr.. McArdle has returned from visit
70 Atlantic City.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Senator and Mrs Elkins and Miss Ell
kinS left yesterday for New York to re-
main until next week
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Hamilton Fish Webster
have joined the large New York contin-
gent passing the spring season in Wash
ington and are now established in the
Horstman residence, ITO Rhode Island
avenue which they have leased for the
severe months
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Mr.. and Mrs Calf also entertained a
dinner party last evening. having among
their guests Baron and Baroness
BusSche, of the German embassy; Com
mander and Mrs. MuIligan, Capt. and
Mrs. Morton Henry. Mrs. Nooley, Miss
Lowering, Miss McCaufey. Miss Calf.
Representative Robert Gillette, and Mr..
Lee
The Ladies' Auxiliary Of the Sixth
Synagogue gave most clever enter
tainment and hop last night at the Ma
tional Rifles Armory, for the benefit
of their new temple fund There was
beautiful musical program first, con-
sisting of violin solos by Prof. Anton
Kaspar, piano solos by Mrs. Frank
Byram, and vocal solos by Mrs. A. Law
Olmsky, after which comedietta.
Mrs. Tubb's Telegram" was very well
acted by a few young women. The
floor was cleared for dancing az about
1890, and everyone voted the affair
not only a financial success, but also
an artistic one
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Mrs. Birney II New York.
Mrs. Theodore w. Birney is visiting
Mrs. Aldacc F. Walker, of New York
city.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

The Brazilian Minister, Senior Nabuco.
who was expected here some time IN
March, probably Will not arrive until
later in the spring.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Mrs. Whitehead. widow of Charles
Whitehead, of New York. mas purchased
as a permanent winter home the former
home of Justice Gray, 1901 / street.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
O'Shaughnessy's Sail.

Nelson OShaughnessy, secretary OF
legation at Copenhagen, and Mrs.
O'Shaug who have been recent
guests Of Mr.. Ridgely and Miss Ridgely,
in this city, sailed on Monday for Dem
mark.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Mrs. Burrows, wife of the Senator
from Michigan. has gone to Atlantic
City to pass several weeks. Mrs. Bur
rows will return to Washington In April
and remain at her Massachusetts ave
nue. home until after the annual con-
gress Of the Daughters of the American
Revolution. which will open April Il.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22
Sc NOR De ASP|ROZ
Ill At EMBASSY
His Trip to Mexico Delayed
by the Grip.
NEW MINISTER FROM SPAIN
Personal Gossip Of the Diplomatic
Corps-M,s. Shaw Slowly Re
gaining Health.

On account of the continued indispv-
sition of the Mexican Ambassador,
Senior de AzpiroZ, his trip to Mexico,
upon which his wife Sonora de AzpiroZ,
was to accompany him, has been de-
ferred. The ambassador is suffering
from severe attack OF grip and as
soon as his condition warrants, the
journey will be undertaken.
Senior Epifanio Portela, at present Ar
gentine minister to Spain, has been ap-
pointed minister TO Washington as the
successor to Senior Garcia Merou, who
has been promoted to Berlin. The new
minister is expected here some time
this snE-ag.
The Brazilian Minister, Senior Nabuco.
who was expected here some time IN
March. probably Will not arrive until
later in the spring.
Favorable news Is daily received from
Mrs. Shaw, wife of the Secretary OF the
Treasury, who recently underwent an
operation at the Johns Hopkins Hospi-
tai in Baltimore.
Mrs. Teunis Hamlin has gone to New
York for visit with Miss Helen Gould
Miss Julia kellogg. whose marriage to
Andrew Y. Bradley will take place
Saturday noon at the Church of the
Covenant, is confined to her bed by
temporary illness, and has Cancelled all
engagements, absolute rest and quiet
having been ordered by her physician
until Saturday,
+ Mrs Morton Henry gave a small tea
this afternoon in compliment TO Miss
Prince, of Boston
O'Shaughnessy's Sail.
Nelson O'Shaughnessy, secretary of
legation at Copenhagen, and Mrs.
O Shaughnessy. who have been recent
guests Of Mr.. Ridgely and Miss Ridgely,
In this city, sailed on Monday for Den
mark.
Mrs. Burrows, wife of the Senator
from Michigan. has gone to Atlantic
City to pass several weeks. Mrs. Bur
rows will return to Washington In April
and remain at her Massachusetts ave
nue. home until after the annual con-
gress Of the Daughters of the American
Revolution which will open April II.
Senator and Mrs Elkins and Miss Ell
kins left yesterday for New York to re-
main until next week.
Senator and Mrs Dryden viii leave
today for several weeks stay at Allan
tic City before going to their home at
Newark where they will pass the
spring going later to Bearnardsville
y. j.. where they will pass the summer
DIT. McArdle has returned from a visit
10 Atlantic City.
Mrs. Birney II New York.
Mrs. Theodore w. Birney is visiting
Mrs. Aldacc f. Walker, of New York
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hamilton Fish Webster
have joined the large New York contin-
gent passing the spring season in Wash
ington and are now established in the
Horstman residence, ITO Rhode Island
avenue, which they have leased for the
sewers months.
Whitehead, of New York. mas purchased
as a permanent winter home the former
home of Justice Gray, 1901 / street.
Miss Irene Sickle, who has been the
guest OF Miss Edna Weyl this winter,
has gone TO Baltimore for a visit TO rela-
tives. She will return here for a short
stay before going West TO her home in
Chicago.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Miss Irene Sickle, who has been the
guest OF Miss Edna Weyl this winter,
has gone to Baltimore for visit to rela-
tives. She will return here for a short
stay before going West to her home in
Chicago.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Favorable news Is daily received from
Mrs. Shaw, wife of the Secretary of the
Treasury, who recently underwent an
operation at the Johns Hopkins Hospi-
tai in Baltimore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Ernest Ellsworth Fisher and Miss
Ruth kidwcll. both of this city. were
Md. by the Re-" ". F. Locke. pastor OF
the Methodist Episcopal Church
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Edward Perkins Stephenson and Miss
| Eva Jones Dronenburg, also of Wash
| ington. were married in Rockville yes
terdas,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1905-03-22

Mrs Teunis Ham1in has gone to New
York for a visit with Miss Helen Gould.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-06-21
THE HEATHEN ESKIMO.
- Il Good HUNDRED With HIs queer
CnstOma mud nellefn

NhNtOnA nuu belteta.
Professor Myths Eriksen. writing OF
the heather Eskimo In northern Green
land, says: "lIe lacks Imagination. but
his powers OF observation are very
acute. In spite Of the fact that his life
is an uninterrupted struggle for exist
ence the Grecnlander Is always In a
good bumor. and his bolsterous laugh
can be heard sounding far over ice AMI
snow fields. His way OF telling stories
is short and abrupt but comical fea
lures are strongly emphasi1v His sto-
ries consist generally OF his own ad-
ventures, old legends about fights with
nelghbOrs and wild animals, about Sc.
we're winters and great famines, about
the creation OF the world and about
supernatural beings. II Is considered
highly credltable 70 he able to tell sto
ries so long that the audience Is lulled
to sleep. An orator who achieves this
feat is solemnly welcomed on the next
morning, and every one thanks him
profusely for the pleasure which he ac-
corded the night before.
ideas OF beauty are peculiarly devel.
oped In the heather Eskimo. He re
CARDS beauty solely from the stand
point Of utility. For instance. rock
projecting out OF water only appears
beautiful 10 him when II Is visited In
summer by water birds which breed
there. A foamIng torrent is only beau.
tlful IL II contains many salmon.
Clothes are not put together with any
idea OF regularity OF color. only their
practical utility being considered. Huts
are made Of snow and stones, with
domcd tops, but without any architec.
tural design.
"Only the spirit conjurcrs (angakoksl
occupy an exalted position. being re
gardcd as priests and doctors. Their
task Ia 60 establish a connection be-
tween the visible world and the hidden
spirits. and In this way they obtain a
certain influence over their nelghbors.
The angakok asks his spirit for ad-
vice and then informs the invalid that
his illness has been sent by the spirits
as punishment for certain deeds"
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-06-21
D~viA nraIasra aaa Vals.

In the course Of = talk on the life Of
David Bralnard at l>ongmeadow the
story OF his sxpulsion from Yale col.
lege came out. Brainard lived in the
time Of the evangelist Jonathan Nd.
wards and ''ths great awakening"
with which both men were identified
Brainard entered Yale IN iTaD and was
expelled IN his junior year after being
found guilty ON the charge o. having
given currency TO the statement that
certain tutor bad no more religion than
q chair.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-06-21
A TALE OF TWO SCOUTS.
Marrow Escape FroIh = Rather sRd
q Hand of Indians.

Marrow Escape FrOm = Rather aRd
Hand Sf Indians.
In Cyrus Townsend Brady's Indian
Fights and Fighters" In a tale OF two
scouts. Trudeau and Stillwell, who
carried 20 General Carpenter through
an Indian infested country the news
that Major Forsyth was being besleged
In the sands OF Beecber's island by q
thousand warriors. Here Is one incl
dent Of their journey:
During this day a large party Of
scouting Indians halted within 100 feet
Of the wallow where the scouts were
hiding. simultaneously with their ar.
rival a wandering rattlesnAke made its
appearance IN front OF the two scouts.
who were hugglng the earth and ex-
pecting every minute TO be discovered.
'In his way the rattlesnake was ~
deadly AZ the Indian. The scouts
could have killed him easily had II not
been for the proximity Of the Chsy.
ennes. To make the slightest move
ment would call attention 90 their HID
ing place. Indeed. the sinister rattle
Of the venomous snake before he struck
would probably attract the notice OF
the alert Indians. Between the saw.
age reptile and the savage men the
scouts were In a frightful predicament,
which young stIllweIl. a lad OF amas.
ina resources. instantly and sffeetually
solved.
HE was chewing tobacco Ht the
time. and a. the snake drew near him
and made ready 20 strike stIIlweiI
completely routed him By splitting Co
baeco juice in his mouth and eyss and
all over HE head The rnttiesnaks aad.
he could not stand such a dose. The
Indians presently moved on. having
noticed nothing. and 30 ended perhaps
tho most terrible half hour the two
men had syer experienced"
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-06-21
GRANGER MADE A HAUL.

Brought Eight Gamblers and Another
Offender to This City Tuesday.
Deputy Sheriff Granger made . big
haul near Komoko Monday night,
when he arrested eight gamblers aud
one man charged with selling liquor in
. dry county.
The prisoners we're arrAignsd in
Judge MasOn's sours, and the gamblers
were sdjudged guilty and sentenced
70 pay fine Of SO aud coats or three
months In the gang cash. Judge
knight, the party accused Of ceiling
liquor, was placed uRder bond OF $500
for HE appearance 81 the next term Of
che circuit court, which WAs given.
TIE gamblers will be sent TO the pen.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-06-21

Judge MASon's court was q busy
scene for q few hours Tuesday. the
ease Of A. d. Nelsoa W. the Seaboard
Air Line Railway Company having
come before the court. The case WA
q clam for the lOss Of two cows, al
legged 10 have been allied b. the tsains
Of the defendant company, and the
Jury returned vsrdiet for the plain
ti6 In the cum Of go.
The jury in the case vas as follows {:
ID. A. RObsrssoa, foreman; n. b.
SANDER. 4. G. MeMAhsn, A. y. Har-
rod. n. @. McCarroll, W. o. Tisoa.
lodge J. A. Carlisle represented the
plaintiff. while Attorney ". Z. Baker
appeared for The defendant.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-06-21

ssa 90 Fsrdsh sga6ag
T. r. HAREkh, Oeasnal saesgtatsndSna.
J. ?. Hill. AashI J. D. WATKfHs 0sssFal Aasat.