The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-05-11
LIVE roPIos AMOUR TOWN.

In the hunt for the donor Of Hamilton
Hall 70 Columbia University reporter
called up W. r. j. Pisl, a Columbia senior,
who was supposed to have been the giver.
In answer 10 an inquiry Piel's fat or, who
answered the phone. said that no was
not al home
Perhaps you can tell me something
about whether your n was the one who
gave $4,000 TO Columbia. said tie re-
Il don't know. said the elder lei, slowly.
I'll ask WI INN when he comes home
+ sNo matter how badly a man Is hurt,
Il be can walk OF can got some one 70 help
him along the drug store is his haven
Of refuge said a drug clerk. He may
pass a hospital or two, but he would n
more think Of going tlere than he would
x nan came In TO me 10 entity wiz
q deep cash In his head,
Fix y Up Doctor said he and III
that's bad cut, ] answered. You
ought 20 60 to hospital and have Il
'Wot. he cried. me go to horsspltalP
Not on your natural They out you up over
there, and II you kick you get the black
sThen put some cotton on the wound and
per uaded the man TO go TO physician
The women. with their varicolored linen
spats TO match the SuitA they wear. are
not 10 have all harmony In tint to them
selves Thin strips Of duck to be worn
inside mems waistcoats come now in all
oolors They are to be buttoned inside
the collar The salesman In Broadway
hAberdasher's in charge Of this novelty
explained that II did not much matter
what these Colored hands matched. II
might be the shirt or the tie or even the
taste OF the wearer. He insisted that the
only rule was TO avoid too sharp a contrast
In color.
An ordinary telephone booth gives pri-
vsCy enough for most persons, but a broker
downtown Is not satisfied with this arrange
Inent His private telephone-not con-
nected with the ONCE switchboard-is In
booth lined with three inches Of cork.
The door Ia covered with the same device
TO deaden sound. and once II h closed there
u no possibility Of learning what may
happen inside.
why do We keep such necktiesl' re- |
peated the salesman as he glanced at a !
bunch Of salmon pink scaTfs. why, we |
stock the kind Of ties that men Of taste |
would buy We would never be- able to /
meet the demand Of our customers. Some I
I lines such combinations Of color come in I
that ! despair Of sailing them. But We /
usually get rid Of thel'l AFTER q while. II
he men don't buy, their wives do; so we
don't lose anything
4 stunted messenger boy with a SLOUGH
ing gait swung open the door Of Prof. Gid
dings's lecture room at Columbia Uni
veTsit and Etrolled in before the assembled
class.
Say he inquired Familiarity OF Prof
is dis room IlO?'
The professor answered hastily that
room ll0 was around the corner. The
BOY slouchAd out again, leaving the door
open. A moment later he sauntered IN
into q class in philosophy which
Prof. Woodbridge was addressing, and
again Saluted the professor amiably.
Say, Is dis room hS''
'Wsn, hin youse tell me whore Devery
8, cause / got Q measaEe for him.
At the mention Of the Chiefs name the
.tvdents Of philosophy looked aghAst.
Prof Woodbridge hastily seized the mes
saEs from the boy's hand. It was Rd-
dressed to Prof. Dewey.
There Is wo IN the camp Of the plain
clothes men. The other day the ukase
went forth that flashing the tin would no
longer 20 on the elevated and subway
trains. The significance Of that new order
Is that cops not in uniform must pay their
way. Ever since the subway was opened,
and for years on the elevated, the shield
was enough TO carry policeman from one
end Of the town to the other
II isn't often that a mans name fits his
business as well as II does a saloon keeper
whose place is opposite one OF the entrances
of Central Park. His name y Beer
The young attorney was making his first
argument before the supreme Court and
was impressed with the importance Of the
event. The two witnesses for the other
side were an eT-convict and a private
detective.
the cruz Of this whole case, your Honor
he began.
The two witnesses looked insulted, the
Judge smiled and the lawyer for the other
side was on his feet In a minute.
sCrooks3' he repeated. May ! ask the
learned counsel for tho defense whether
be Is speaking latin or English
LATIN he replied, and IL was not until
the argument was over that he understood
why the Court was 20 amused and the
opposing attorney so indignant.