Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-08-04

han this at home.
noctor-Ah! out for constitutions
1, she-Yes; l walk two miles be-
y. breakfast every morning for my
~ Doctor-Is the drug store
! Ar as that?-Exchange.
NJ A. Chromo?-Mrs. Newriche
md who is this by? Picture Dealer
mat is a chrome, madam. Mrs.
,,rrobe-Oh, yes, of course it is.
Eow that you mention it. 1 recognize
bis style.
Softlelgh-When I-aw-awsked her
II her hand in mawriage her bwutal
stber thweatened to--aw-bwain me,
,.ncber know. Miss Cutting-That's
~ like her father. He always was
and of joke.-Chicago Daily News.
rrsual Invitation-A lady was asked
another where she and her hus-
and had taken up their abode. "Oh, /"
n replied, I'VE are living by the
anal at present. We should be de-
rbted If you would drop In some even
BE-"
Proper Study.-Wall Street-So
nur son is studying law. Do you ex-
sct that he will stick to 1t? Specu-
,tor-Oh, no; just want him to know
rough about it so that he will be able
4 eyade II. successfully.-Detroit Free
hess.
Fight in It.-"As Shakespeare
uysD remarked Cassidy, who was
hnd Of airing his book larnin'" oc-
sdonally, whats in a name%
Well" replied Casey, "call me wan
bat OF don't like an Ofll show ye."-
Philadelphia Press.
Bearitt-Things were awfully dull
Change to-day. Absolutely moth
BE- doing in stocks. The buyers and
alers failed to get together. Mrs.
Ssahtt-Why don't you mark some Of
b stock down and advertise a bar
bin Chicago News.
Maude graduated from your cook
b school last spring, didn't she|
Ies but she's going to take a post
nduate course this fall" "Then she's
rlly going back to the school?" "Oh,
b she's to be married to a poor young
llnH-Catholic Standard Times.
Real Curiosity.-That is a curious
Okng cane, major" said the visitor.
a memento of the war of the rebel
lon, suppose% Eyes, a Christmas
resent" replied the old veteran. ut
VlS made from the hollow log occu-
led at the famous battle Of Bull
aun"
LgeS-Did you ever come across a
lore cOnceited fellow than Bulger2
hey say he is an atheist; and l be
Be he is. Bonter-I wouldn't like
90 so far as that; but / do know
BAT he doesn't recognize the exist
zee Of superior being.-Town and
santy.
The Strange Hen-You'd hardly be-
eve it ladies, but in that part Of
Y country from which / came In
lOators are unknown. The Modern
iel-Goodness graciousl / suppose
supplemented folk out that way
ll believe that a hens sphere is her
st-Town Topics.
directions for Use.-The inventor Of
new feeding bottle for infants sent
the following among his direc-
9as for using: when the baby is
We drinking it must be unscrewed
laid In a cool place under the
uant If the baby does not thrive
fresh milk it should be boiled"
Deacon GOod-Don't you think It
ls Tor you to draw a fish out of his
a'e element by a sharp iron hook?
Suef Boy-It's no fault of mine.
lVn I'm just giving a worm a salt
'er bath, what does a fish want to
"a himself onto my line for? It's
BUSINESS of his.-Boston Transcript.
uOnest Policy.-An Irishman some
IS ago entered Mr.. Hanna's office,
Y Oh his hat politely and said: "The
y, the mornin' to We, Misther Han
i've been told ye're wantin' O.
I have very little to do re-
y MT Hanna, with quiet smile Of
ruOE "Then," said the Irishman,
! ne boy for yez. It's little l care
~ uOln', sure; it's the money I'm
-4Vsmatory Rheumatism Martha,
sOlored washerwoman, was COM
4ulllg Of her husbands health to
VI ner patrons. Hes ve'y poly,
aI' ve'y poly. He's got dat ex-
u9'Ory rheumatism" "Yoh mean
lulmatOry, Martha. Explanatory
,Om exclaim, which means to cry
Yes, MISS" answered Martha,
n conviction, "dat's what it is. He
y all de time"
a public school one Of the boys
Sass had committed some grave
svuon of discipline. The teacher