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The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08

FOR CHICKENS-Ground Bone and
ems laying. as well as keep them healthy.
At F. C. ROBINS & co.
4 7-t4
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GETTING WORK DONE AT wAr,H-
MAKERS

III you have any watches or jeweliy
needing repairs and wish to be sure q
getting first-class work, take or send
Them to Kepler. the Winnemucca je weller.
who guarantees all work. SIT II
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08
AT LOvELOCK.

Father Burns is at Lovelock and viii
hold services there tomorrow
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08

FRESH CAKES in packages and bulk:
also new crackers in packages and bulk
many varieties Try them. AT
4-7-tf f. c. ROBINS & co.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08
STOCK MOVEMENTS.

One car Of mules passed Winnemueca
today en- route from Battle Mountain to
Reno.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08

NEW sILKS-From SOC per yard up
wards These are the perfection of crea-
tions and must be seen at
4-7-tf f. C. ROBINS & co
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08

JAMS. JELLLIES, MARMALADE and
FRUIT BUFFERS in jars. par excel
lence. at f. C. ROBINS & co.
4-7-tf
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The cast of a Cheerful Liar" to be
presented at Armory hall next Saturday
night. comprises the best talent In Win
nemucca. <-3-S
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08

Fresh Creamery Butter and Ranch
Eggs at f. C. ROBINS a. co.
4-7-tf
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08

CALICOS Dutch Calicos, heavy)-al
patterns Come and see them at
4-7-tf f. C. ROBINS & co.
The daily silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1903-1907, 1905-04-08

NEW DENNIS. CREToNS, ETC., at
4-7-tf f. c. ROBINS & co.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
The Methodist Conference.

The annual conferences Of the
M. E. church are usually red
letter season among members, and
in that respect the Methodists oi
this section of the State, will be un-
usually favored in the coming con-
ferences, as there will be three in
convenient distance Of Bloomsbury
The first will be the Philadelphia
conference at Allentown, on March
I2th, Chaplain McCabe, presiding.
The next will be the Central
Pennsylvania conference at Ber-
wick, on March a3rd, Bishop Fitz-
gerald presiding.
The third will be the Wyoming
conference at West Pittston, on
April 5th, Bishop Cranston pre-
siding
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
Way Down East" Delighted Good
Audience.

William A. Brady's Company in
=" Way Down East" delighted a
good sized audience at the Opera
House Thursday evening. The
company is capable and we'll
balanced one, and in handling the
play, they strip it of all staginess,
and impart that satisfying sense of
restful actually which means so
much. In the character of " Anna
Moore" Claire Mcdowell was excel
lent. She is an actress of ability,
and her impersonation of this char
acter, left nothing to be desired.
Mr.. Barnes as the Squire" " was
good as was also George R. War
ren, as Rube Whipple, D." the town
constable. The play requires an
immense amount of scenery and
stage mechanism, all of which was
supplied. The snow storm was
particularly natural and effective.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
Jersr ytown'

This little village is looking for
ward with the most sanguine hopes
to the incoming event, celebrating
the fourth anniversary of the dedi'
cation of the Methodist Episcopal
Church the coming Sabbath, Jan.
uary Sth, 1905. Rev. D. Y. Brouse
of Port Royal will preach in the
morning at 1880 and Rev. ]. A,
Buckle OF Buckhorn will preach il
the evening at 7;5o. The after
noon will be devoted TO a sacred
musical. The Y. M. c. A. quartet
OF Bloomsbury State Normal Schoo
will be present and assist the loca
quartet of Jerseytown, in connection
with instrumental music. The
choir will likewise sing severa
selections during the day.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
Want your moustache or beard
abeautiful brown or rich blackp Use
Elected Mercantile Appraiser.
William Oieterick Chosen From o Field
Of Eight.

The office Of mercantile appraiser
had many aspirants when the matter
was taken up by the board Of
county commissioners on Friday.
When it is taken into consideration
that the place pays about four
hundred dollars for as many weeks
work the anxiety to secure the ap-
pointment will be understood.
There were eight applicants. Three
ballots were taken without result,
and then William Dieterick OF
Espy was elected unanimously.
The duties of the Office are to
call on the different dealers through
out the county and classify them.
The classification is regulated by
the amount of business done. Mr..
Dieterick is especially we'll fitted
for the place. He is careful, con
servative business man, and beside
he has been a lifelong and active
democrat.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
Called From Earth.

The death of Mrs. Daniel P.
Butler occurred at her home in
Northumberland Sunday morning
following long illness with can
Ger Mrs. Butler was a daughter
of the late Peter S. Harman. She
had suffered long and patiently.
The end was not unexpected. She
was endowed with kind, cheerful
disposition and her memory will
long be cherished.
There is much regret at her
death and deepest sympathy is ex-
tended to her husband and family
by many friends who knew and
loved her.
Beside the husband there survives
two children, Frank and Florence,
aged ten and six years respectively
and the following brothers and sis
ters J. Lee Harman, John G..
Hartman, Paul Z. Harman, Mrs. A.
H. Stroh, Mrs. w. E. Hartman
and Mrs. DR.. c. S. VanHorn all of
Bloomsbury. The remains were
brought here Tuesday afternoon
and taken to the home of w. E..
Hartman where services were con-
Quoted by Rev. Mr.. Nichols of the
Episcopal church. Interment was
made in Rosemont cemetery.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
Eager and. Nipping Air.

Now that the season for Colds,
Coughs and Neuralgia Painsis with
us, the careful man is on the look
out for such preventive measures as
will guard him against the "eager
and nipping air" that may prepare
the way for a winters sickness.
1t is not necessary to look far for
a preventive and cure; at the nearest
drug store you will find DR.. Hum
phrey's "Seventy-seven." Those
who habitually carry and take 1T"
at the first sneeze or shiver rarely
have serious Cold or illness.
AT druggists IS cents or mailed.
Humphreys Medicine Co., Cor,
William and John Streets, New
York.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
TO ELECT BISHOP.

The Vestry of St. Paul's Episco-
pal Church will hold regular
meeting Friday evening, at
which time deputies will be elected
to 90 to the convention to be held
at St. Stephens Church, Harris
burg, OIL January 81, at 7.3o o'clock,
to choose a bishop for the new
Harrisburg Diocese. The deputies
to the Lancaster Convention, which
elected DR.. Manning, who declined,
are eligible to become deputies
again, but the canons of the church
require that new elections of depu-
ie he held.
Among the ministers who have
been mentioned as candidates fol
bishop are Rev. Frederick P
Davenport, D. d., of Calvary
Church, Memphis, Tenn.; Rev
William F. Faber, of Grace Church
Lockport, N. v; Rev. Henry Lu'
beck, LII. D., d. c. L., of Zior
and St. Timothy's Church, New
York; Rev. John Henry Hopkins
of Epiphany Church, Chicago, III.
Rev. James H. Darlington, D. d.
Christ Church, Brooklyn; Rev
Charles c. Slattery, dean OF the
Cathedral of Our Merciful Saviour
at Fairbault, Mimi; Rev. Edward
]. Knight, OF Christ Church, Tren-
ton, N. ].
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
THE FEBRUARY JURYMEN.
The Following Persons Have Been Drawn 10
Serve at the February Term.

GRAND JURORS.
Adams, L. j., Briarcreek.
Briggs, A. g., Bloomsbury.
Greasy, Charles w., Catawissa Twp.
Clayton, J. c., Catawissa.
Huttenstine, A. NJ, Mifilin.
Hill, j. p, Sugarloaf.
Hummer, G. b., Sugarloaf.
Hess, H. c., Miffiin.
Jones, A. W., Fishingcreek.
Kramer, VIM, Bloomsbury.
Kressler, Clark, Bloomsbury.
Lahow, Wm., Madison.
Speare, Chet, Benton.
Smith, Mole r., Benton.
Sands, G. L., Mt. Pleasant.
Shaffer, Jacob, Bloomsbury.
Titman, Isaac, Bloomsbury.
Taylor, ID. D., Briarcreek.
Tribelpiece, Ray, Orange Borough.
Tubbs, Timothy, Benton Township.
Watkins, Thomas, Cleveland.
Whitenight, Daniel, Fishingcreek.
Welliver, John, Bloomsbury.
Yost, Clark, Franklin.
PETIT JURORS, Rs,-FIRsT WEEK.
Ash. II. NJ, Center.
hPIiSihoh. " ip'i NiNSu Noou.
Adams, Elliot, Briarcreek.
Broadt, Abram, Montour.
Bucher, Charles, franklin.
Berger, Theodore, Berwick.
Beishline, Gideon, Berwick.
Conner, J. w, Orange Borough.
Chamberlin, John, Madison.
Greasy, w. f., Benton Borough.
Coleman, w. g., Benton Borough.
Group, Frank, Scott.
DENIM, Isaiah, Mt. Pleasant.
Dunlaye, John, Conyngham.
Diltz, Samuel, Jackson.
Deily, Curtis, Bloom.
Eyer, Matthias, Fishingereek.
Farringer, Emerson g., Centralia.
Geiger, Harry, Bloomsbury.
Greenley, j. W., Madison.
Hicks, Joseph, Berwick.
Hippensteel, John, Scott.
Hoffman, Jacob, Roaringcreek.
Hess, Alfred, Fishingcreek.
Kelchner, III. f.. Benton Borough.
Laubach, w. S., Sugarloaf.
J Leiby, James, Locust.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
R0BBED ZEN COOP.
lanes Hummel Up to His Old Tricks Again.

The presence at F. P. Pursels
store of Miss Edna Keiffer, Friday
evening, where the purloiner had
gone to dispose of his booty, led to
the detection and subsequent arrest
of lanes Hummel. 1t would seem
that Hummel has a mania for steal
ing chickens. 1t has not been very
long since he served six months in
Jail on the same charge.
The victim of his theft on this
occasion was Mrs. w. H. Har-
mony, of East Fifth Street. Her
flock originally consisted of ten.
Some time before Christmas, thief
visited the hen house and stole six
of the largest ones. These were
not recovered. Friday morning she
carried some feed out to the re-
naming four. In the evening OF
the same day, she heard noise at
the hen house, and going out found
that they were gone.
The next day, when she men
toned her loss to Edna Keiffer, the
latter informed her that she had
been in Pursel's store the night be
fore when a man came in with four
white chickens and sold them. He
first wanted ten cents pound in
money, but finally left them at the
store, for nine cents pound in
trade.
Mrs. Harmony went to Pursels
store, and found the chickens. She
identified them and Immediately
caused a warrant to be issued fol
Hummel's arrest.
Before Squire Jacoby, he denied
the charge. Said he had sold four
chicken S at Pursell's but not the
ones in question. The evidence
however, the Identification of Hum
mel by the girl, and also by Arthur
Werkheiser, clerk in the store, who
bought the chickens, was so direct
that he was held in the sum Of $500
to answer at Court, and in default
was committed to Jail.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05

The Good Will Fire Company
pres ented 1.-The Two Scouts " or
Fighting for the Flag" before a
good sized audience at the Opera
House Saturday evening. The boys
made the best of a very poor
vehicle. The piece is little more
than conglomeration of words and
gun play, and the audience could
not follow it understandingly
Some very pleasing specialties were
given, among them, and one which
is worthy Of special mention was
that of James Goss, on the con-
certina. His turn possessed artistic
and musical merit.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05

McKelvy, G. W., Bloomsbury.
Masteller, William, Hemlock.
Masteller, William, Sugarloaf.
Mccarthy, w. H., Hemlock.
Moss, NJ. W., Benton Township.
Neiswinder, JAS, Conyngham.
Pohe, G. L., Catawissa Borough.
Parr, John, Milllin.
Roberts, Clarence, Montour.
Runyon, Harry, Madison.
Sones, Edward, Jackson.
Stiner, Jacob, Bloomsbury.
Schwartz. Lewis, Hemlock.
Suit, A. j., Berwick.
Sands, J. f., Bloomsbury.
Snyder, T. W., Fishingcreek.
Tubbs, Jackson, Sugarloaf.
Werkheiser, James. Bloom.
White, A. b., Scott.
Walton, Lewis, Montour.
Vanhorn, Robert, Greenwood.
JURORS FOR SECOND WEEK.
Brown. Addison, Mt. Pleasant.
Baker, John s., Benton,
Beagle, Robert. Greenwood.
Beaver, w. L., Main,
Campbell, jackson, Locust.
Greasy, Wilson, Mifliin.
Greasy, j. W., Miffiin.
Calyberger, Adam, Berwick.
DIETRICH, Frank, Bloomsbury.
Evans, Harry, Hemlock.
Furman, G. c., Bloomsbury.
Fisher, w. B., Beaver.
Hagenbuch, Wm., Orange.
Hagenbuch, j. s, Center.
Hagenbuch, II. W., Scott.
Hauck, Samuel, Roaringcreek.
Kelchner, ID. W., Briarcreek,
Keiter, George W., Bloomsbury.
Kline, f. j., Mt. Pleasant.
Kressler, A. ", Mt. Pleasant.
Moser, Joseph, r., Conyngham.
Meyers, VIM. W., Hemlock.
Meixell, Terrence, Sugarloaf.
Miller, Wm., Berwick.
Mensinger, j. c., Main.
Morden, Wesley, Bloomsbury.
Nagle, It, j., Center.
Rantz, Steward, Jackson.
Rhodes, M. H., Bloomsbury.
Snyder, Joseph, Cleveland.
Smith, VIM. s., Hemlock.
Shultz, Vincent, Madison.
Shaffer, John, Millville.
Snyder, VIM, Locust.
Unangst, Rudolph, Berwick.
Yocum, G. NJ, Roaringcreek.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
THEATRICAL.
"NEW YORK DAY BY DAY. B."

Types of character that exist no
where outside of New York are
seen in the melodrama New York
Day by Day" at the Opera House
tomorrow evening. The German
hot sausage vendor is an amusing
creation, and the hearty Irish
cop" the inpish bootblack, the
blind flower girl, old Mother Can't
we'll who keeps the thieves den on
the East River front, the English
foot-pad and the wharf rat, are
peculiar to the busy life of the me-
tropolis.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05

VIM. Mcbride of Bloomsbury
visited his sister Mrs. Charles Cad
man last week. While skating he
met with an accident by which he
took an involuntary bath. Some
of the boys soon fshed him out.
Millville Iabk9k
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
AN EXTRAORDINARY ENGAGEMENT

AN EXTRAORDINARY ENGAGEMENT.
No dramatic event of the season
is surrounded with such genuine
interest as that which is announced
to take place in the latter part of
February when the only and origi-
nal company will present that
beautiful and king pin OF all rural
plays, " The Old Homestead" in
Bloomsbury. The engagement
takes on all the more Importance in
the fact that the production will
visit only few of the towns in the
state outside of the big cities. In
order to secure the show the Opera
House management has bee n
obliged to submit to many demands,
including the largest guarantee ever
given any theatrical company play
ing this town.
An effort will be made to get
special trains on the B. & S. and
the P. & R. Railroads, which will
give people up the creek and at
Catawissa chance to see the big
show.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
For Rent.

Front room rs by 80 feet, third
floor, Columbian building. Water,
electric light, steam heat, all con-
veniences. Eight windows. APP
ply to Geo. L. Elwell. If.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
ELECTION NOTICE.

The annual Meeting OF The members OF The
Columbia County Agricultural horticultural
Court House IN Bloomsbury, on Saturday, jan
udrg 81, 1905. at 100 O'Clock p. NJ for tle elec-
ton or officers FOR TIE ensuing year
Jan. 4, te. Seo1efa,,,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
Catarrh

Is q constitutional disease
originating in impure blood
and requiring constitutional
treatment acting through
and purifying the blood for
its radical and permanent
cure. Be sure to take
Hoods Sarsaparina
Nasal and other local forms Of catarrh
are quickly relieved by Catarrlets,
which allay inflammation and deodorize
discharge.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, all druggists, 81.
Catarrlets, mail order only, so cts.
For testimonials Of remarkable cures
send for our Book on Catarrh, No. q.
c. l. Hood Co., Lowell. Mass.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05

If your druggist does not have Cal-cura
Solvent, write to the Cal-cura Company,
Hondout, NY; but ask your druggist first.
$l.O0 bottle. Only one size.
Guarantee: Your druggist will return
your money If Cal-cura fails to cure and
The Cal-cura Company will pay the drug
glst. Remember, Cal-cura Solvent cures
ysS OF all cases of Kidney, Bladder and
Liver disorders.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1905-01-05
kidney Disease CURED
BY the New Medicine, Cal.c .cura Solvent.
Your Money Back II II Docs Not Cure.
UTICA, N. Y, March 10, 1902.

UTICA, N. Y, March 10, 1902.
My Dear Sirs:
1 received a sample bottle of DR.. David
Kennedy's neD medicine, Cal-cura Solvent,
few months ago. was greatly pleased
with it, and decided to try large bottle
Il therefore purchased three bottles Of
Mr.. Sheehan, and am pleased to inform
you that / have been greatly benefited by
it and consider myself cured. If my kidney
trouble ever asserts itself again (and am
sure it will not)I will not hesitate to con-
tinue the use of this grand medicine.
wish you would send some samples to
the parties on the enclosed list, all friends
OF mine, who are suffering from kidney
trouble. do not wish you to use my
name publicly. Yours very truly,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-13

with the cadets, and on the return trip
| overheard them talking about the
West Point boys
They were awtully polite and gal
liant, ulia, weren't they said Flossie.
| Yes, but all this gallantrv is very well
sometimes; then again, gallantry can be
overdone'
Why, how can it be overdone.
Julia?'
"'Well, Cadet Johnson did it. After
we had fiirted and danced through three
round dances in the warmly lighted ball
room, pointed to the cool and tarkened
veranda, and asked him if he ever read
Longfellow's poem where he says:
Kisses are sweetest in the dark. "
And of course he took YOU right out
on the veranda, didn't he?'
No, the idiot! He did nothing of
the kind! He just sat there like stick
and said: But when a girl is as hand
some as you are, Miss Belmart. | think
darkness would detract from the pleasant
ness of the occasion"
go But that was a nice innocent COM
plimcnt, wasn't it, | said
! Innocent compliment - nonsensel
/
know that there is a time to talk COM
pliments and time to act!''
He vas a young man, sentimental. and
wanted to be complimentary. Coming
on the train at Portsmouth. he looked at
me quizzically and inquired:
4 beg pardon, sir, but might | ask
you if you-if you are the gentle
man who lectured in Portsmouth last
night"
Il am" 1 said with feeling OF
pride.
We'll, | want to thank you for that
lecture. | don't know when | ever en-
joycd myself more.
You are very complimentary" | said,
blushing with pride Il am very glad
that my humble effort was worthy OF
your praise"
YES" continued the young man, 1T
did give me immense pleasure. You see,
| am engaged to a Portsmouth girl and
her three sisters all went and | had my
girl in the parlor all alone to myself
| do hope you will lecture here again"
\ big crowd was waiting to get into
the car in Terre Haute, and two dear
old women stood on the car steps and
held the crowd back with this interesting
conversation:
'Good-by, Miranda"
'Good-by, Kate! Come down and see
us soon"
Il will"
"Good-by! Don't forget to come
soon"
"No, l won't. Don't forget to
come up
Il won't. Be sure and bring Sarah
Jane with you next time.
Il will. I'd have brought her this
time, but she wasn't very well. She
wanted to come awfully."
Did she now? That was too bad
Be sure and bring her next time"
Il will. And you be sure and bring
baby"
Il will l forgot to tell you that he's
cut another tooth"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-13
LITTLE STORIES
By Eli Perkins
Melville D. Landon)

spreading psychology and logic they
come home and astound their parents
with their wit
When our little girl came home from
her first year in Vassar we were startled
at her growing wit The next morning
after her arrival one of her old COM
panions in the public school called to see
her. She had great secret to tell.
In fact she had just become betrothed,
and girls always feel unusually big the
first, second or third time they are en-
gagged.
This is the way the public-school girl
announced her engagement. | give it
as an exact copy from nature-pure
humor ending in wit:
Ethel" began Maud hesitatingly.
We'll, Maud, what have YOU to say"
Ethel-did -you- know was
engaged
What? You engaged"
Yes. Tm-I'm-e-n-g-a-g-
Whom are you engaged tor"
'Im-Im engaged toto George"
What? My old George in the public
SCHOOL,"
Yes, I'm engaged to him; but, Ethel,
don't want you to think | accepted him
the first time he proposed!
mo, Maud, " said Ethel, smiling wisely,
You couldn' t-vou weren't therei"
While in London twenty years ago,
venerable attache of the American le-
CATION took me to kensington Museum
and showed me some of Bosworth's manu-
oh Lob,
manuscripts described Johnson's proposal
to his second wife. 1t taught us lesson
of truthfulness and frankness.
My dear woman" said the great
philosopher, as he looked the one he
loved fondly in the eye, Il am a hard
working man, and withal something of
philosopher. | am, as you know, very
poor. | always have been respectable
myself; but | grieve to tell you that one
of my uncles was hung"
Il have less money than you, doctor,
said the sensible woman; but | shall try
to be philosophical too. None of my
relations ever has been hung; but l have
several who ought to be-.
Providence and philosophy have evil
IDENTIFY mated us, my good woman" said
the wise doctor, as he printed a kiss upon
her truthful brow.
General William Tecumseh Sherman
hated a dude worse than a hornet He
never carcd for fine clothes. In fact. he
Judged men for what they could do.
One day at Saratoga a real dude was
presented to the grizzled old soldier.
The dude looked through his monocle at
the warrior and tenderly inquired:
law, Gen well, what would you do if
| were you and you were me?"
''Oh, you must excuse me-" said the
General modestly
What would l dor" growled the old
soldier when the dude had gone away,
what would | do if | was it," pointing
to the disappearing dude. I'm tell you
what I'd do! If | was a dude | would
throw away that vile cigarette, cut up
my cane for frewood wear my watch
chain underneath my coat smash that
monocle and stay at home nights and
pray for brains =,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-13
A New Nuisance
By Carolyn Wells

a new gnu came into the Zoo,
And you said: Pray, what can we do
He will not eat meat;
So what can he eat?'
At noon the new gnu knew you knew
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-08-13
Too Tart for q Tartar
By Charles S. Putnam

A tar bought two tarts from Tartar
Said the tar to the Tartar: Too tart are
These tarts Now, a tart
Made out of cream o tart
But "Ta-tal" to the tar said the Tartar
Fitzgerald enterprise., 1905-12-28
A Delightful Christmas
Day Entertainment

On Christmas day Mrs. +. A.
Spillcr entertained several grown
up and aged Orphans" at her
pretty country place on Roanoke
Drive. She was assisted by her
daughter, Miss Ann Spiller, and
Miss Kathleen Hecker, OF At
larta and Antonio Garcia OF
Spain. Covers were laid for len.
The centre piece of asparagus
fern and mistletoe was made up
of ten tiny china shoes hlled
with the decorations and attached
to narrow ribbons extending
from the centre to each pla'e
where it was interlaced IN an
autograph card for the guest
Professor Peterson, who is a
fine performer as we'll as excel
lent teacher of music, entertained
the guests with some old time
music-much to the delight OF
some of the aged orphans.
Only those we're present who
were far from relatives with nc
one to give them Merry
Christmas" They we're from
the states of Pennsylvania, Ind
lana, Illinois, S. Dakota, and two
representatives Of. the kingdom
of Spain.
The guests were Messrs. G'
w. and V. Barley, ]. H. Bartlett,
w. B. Todd, Prof. J. ID. Peterson
and little son James, Augustine
Bravo, Trueman Hall, and Mrs
Nell Smith and Mother Eater
prise.