New-York tribune., 1905-04-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

woman was arrested in Paris for shopIifting
not long ago, and it was noticed that she carried
a bright looking King Charles spaniel on her arm
The police happened to examine the pup rather
carefully. and surprised to find that IT was
trained to help the at her trade. The dog
was schooled to snatch piece Of lace in its mouth
and then hide its head under the womans arm.
Explaned-'T think" ssd the reporter that
IN the ,, public t would like to know how YOU managed
BY perseverance" replied the centenarian Il
They tell story in Paris Of Pierre woIn the
dramatist nephew OF Albert WolR the critic and
sworn enemy OF the manager. Antoine. When
Pierre took his first piece to Antoine it was ac-
cepted condition that he should put into it .as
much as possible of everything that is abomina bic
TO your uncle. the critic" He did this with such
good will that he scandalzed his uncle the pub-
lie. the stage hrenep the dressers the prompter
and NJ. Antoine himself. who went about at re-
hearsal rueSing his hands and saying One can
not go too far, and no one shall keep me from
putting in me advertisements. Play by Pierre
Wolff nephew Of Albert Wolff When the dra-
matist called his uncle. Albert shouted Mis-
cradle had a fortune I'd disnherit your
"Disin me all the same suggested the
nephew 1T will advertise me-" Very we'll then
have nothing 10 leave, so won't leave it to your
WHY?
Why need a pretty woman chat
When, from her sweet, shut lips
A language, we'll worth looking at
Why need clever woman speak
Each man she meets dun mild meek
Feels her superior?
Why need an Ugly No I fall
Back to simple cry
Why why need women speak at all?
There is no reason why! (Puck.
THE London Daily Express" has discovered the
most important publication OF last year, and gives
this account OF how it was made: But the book
OF the year was not written by one IL had
slxty-eight authors most Of whom had never writ
ten book before. They were thrty-three doctors
six school and factory inspectors eighteen secre-
taries and social workers a bishop. a Salvation
Army colonel, two generals. two teachers three
authors and two members Of Parliament. Their
book had 5O4 pages and 10000 words and il was
published under the title, Minutes OF Evidence
Taken Before the Interdepartmental Committee on
Physical Deterioration. There is not a page in
this astonishing book which does not TEEN with
original facts and suggestions and the whole OF it
is vital to the nation. Yet though it costs but a.
Id, only few hundred people have bought it, for
1t is only Il Blue Book"
observation-disclosures Partner-The bookkeeper has
been married nearly II,.i5I SIX months now.
Junior Partner-Well he hasn't asked for raise
In salary: ,,
accounts eXamined-(Philadeiphia Press.
Another steel plant at Plttsburg. starting out with
a backing OF $5.OOOG0, likely to run up into the
hundreds Of millions time goes on, will servs
to render that city than ever the, iron and
steel capital Of the world syndicate OF its busi-
ness men has just paid SGO0OOO for six hundred
acres OF land AllegTppa the Ohio about
fifteen miles from the city. and the work is to be
carried forward with a rush. In addition to steel
mills. a large blast furnace and plant for the
manufacture of pressed steel cars ara be built
Big Contract.-Bacon-I your friend working on
any ESebert-Yes he's trying to get up a sachet pow
der that will make an automobile smell sweet
(YonkeTs Statesman
Justice Mcfarland. Of the California Superior
Cent was recently asked by stranger in the
STE u that was its highest legal tribunal Yea
aruAd the Justice lit is the OF ultimate con-
lecture
..1t doesn't pay to poke fun at a girl says the
oy1jcai bachelor. The frst thing you know she'l
Sst even with you by marrying YOU Philadelphia
Record.
Hampton Moore. the new chief OF the Bureau
~ Manufactures Of the Department Of Commerce
ana Labor is noted in Philadelphia for his par
sD,cacItv Sim. quick. bright eyed. Mr. Moore has
,bo snpearance OF young % elegance and
Isisu-e He Is instead Of that hard and success
y,I worker and in Philadelphia mis- advice upon
erancal matters is valued highly according 10
The Cincinnati Enquirer
Young woman the other day said to Mr. Moore.
Il have inherited $50OO. hesitate whether 10
invest this money In government bonds which nav
only per cent in Zaza gold mine stocks. which
nav Is per cent What do you advise me to do:''
Mr. Moore smiled
III you want TO dine Well" he said, choose the
gold mine investment. But choose the other II you
want TO sleep Well"
Fr,end-I suppose the baby Is fond OF you?
Papa-FOnd Of me? Why. he sleeps all day when
I'm not at home. and stays up al night just 20