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Algernon Boyesen of the late professor at
Columbia will receive his friends at the Berkeley
Tvce,rn tonight where his play "A Passion in the
s,,hrrbs >, ia IN he produced by Mr.. keenan,. Last
night was set as the date, but postponement was
foIInd necessary This play is said to be psycho-
1872 Str,dy Of a husbands madness caused by
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Captain Kaempfr. who born In 1885. entered
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Berlin. March 15.-Emperor William has asked
the Hamburg-ArnericaD company to place Captain
c. Kaempff OF the steamer Deutschland In com
nand of the Hamburg during her cruise in the
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Miss Alice Fischer. in a play called The School
for Husbands" will follow Miss Bingham at Wal
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Tony Pastor. the dean of vaudeville managers
IN NeU,-York will celebrate the fortieth anniver-
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an March O. This occasion will no doubt draw to-
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Daniel Frohman announces that the annual bene-
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the Broadway Theatre Friday afternoo- April 4
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Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
sydney smith.

Sydney Smith, the world renowned
wit, was something more than perpe-
traitor Of clever sayings or even than
a politician and agitator for reforms.
He was celebrated in each country par
ish, where by far the greater part Of
his life was spent, as doctor and mag.
istrate, combining these offices with
those Of faithful and hard working
clergyman. The home side Of Sydney
Smith is too little appreciated. While
he still lived in Edinburgh, before he
had taken his second charge as minis
ter, he studied medicine so that he
might be enabled to work upon body
as well as soul in future liyings. He
was very proud of this knowledge of
the art Of healing and not little in
clined to boast to his son-in-law, DIR.
Henry Howiand, Of his cures. The fol
lowing remedy for a common juvenile
complaint was written to friends in
London: we conquered here the
whooping cough with a pennyworth Of
salt Of tartar. What an odd thing that
such 4 specific should not be more
known
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
His Tweifth Bsrthdar.

The late Lord Russell of Killowen
the well known judge, was, during the
early days Of his career, a victim OF
an amusing piece Of repartee on the
part of a witness.
What is your age?" asked the great
counsel.
as it my age you are asking?' re-
piled the witness.
'.Yes. sir. Now speak up ana be ex-
acty'
''And be exact? Well, of all the
1.-THE court does not desire to hear
any comments Of yours. Tell the court
your age
Well said the man, 81 celebrated
my twelfth birthday last week"
do yeu mean to tell the court that
you are not more than twelve years of
age? Why, you look more than three
times that agei"
-Four times would be exact"
"And yet you venture to tell me-
and remember you are on oath-that
you celebrated your twelfth birthday
last week?''
"And it's quite true, but then, you
see, I was born on Feb. %. in leap
year, and my birthday only comes once
in four years
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
OLuIH|CkORY CHIPS.


lAAcAa 0AA <hco0Nide~ AAAffD4ls
President Roosevelt may not be under
the influence of the money power, but
when he asks a partner Of ]. Pierpont
Morgan for Assistant Secretary Of State,
he is getting dangerously close to Wall
street.
Secretary Wilson says the great inyesti-
cation in theaAgriculsural Department. viii
not permit him to take vacation 4 lot
Of the Southern cotton growers insinuate
that be has Just awakened from long
vacation.
While each Democratic policy holder in
the Equitable, was voting his own little
ballot for his principles, his insurance COM
pany was casting $4,000 WORTH Of them
for the Republican candidate.
Whatever estimate the public may place
upon Mr. Lawson's contributions to the
sum total Of human knowledge, it cannot
be said that Tom oversteted the case in
respect to the big insurance companies.
Mayor Weaver promises to send Philadel-
phia's Republican bosses to the junk heap
Why not to jail, Mr.. Weaver
Will the Republican party be able to get
its life insured in the big insurance COM
panies in 1908 !?
Before the Russians can be really great
people, they vii. have to get hair cut and
shave.
According TO the Newark Nesns, Addicks
is going to the Senate If be has to run his
machine oyer the G. o. p, throw esery-
body overheard, and float in on The deck Of
a burning steamer.
Senator Depew should at least explain
how he happened to be satisfied with a
measly $4,000 year, from, the Equitable,
while Andy Hamilton was getting $235, :
GOO in one year from the New York Life.
Beef trust officials are making lot of
fuss over that S25, 1000 fine, although the
consumers have to pay it.
A Carnegie library in Indiana has been
closed for lack Of support. Mr. Carnegie
thudC q hiiceuh1 UECd Lie utOpprQ ltDi1A4
among folks who wrote books instead Of
reading them. - -ss-
The man that threw the bomb at WI
Ting Fang was killed, thus depriving Mr.
WI Of the privilege Of asking him what bis
wages were, amount Of his wealth, if he
was married and loyed his wife, how many
children, and why.
Life insurance companies now understand
the difference between advertising and
publicity.
Those insurance magnates who worked
SO hard for sound money are now finding
that it makes internally too much sound.
Force of habit may move those Chicago
beef packers 10 ask rebate on that S25,-
coo fine.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02

loosen it. The punt careened danger
ously. 1t was a case Of letting go the
pole or getting a spill. Bellingham
chose the lesser evil. The pole was left
sticking upright in the water as the
punt drifted away from it.
Bellingham looked about him help
lessly. AS he did so he heard laugh
ing hall from the bank and turning,
saw young woman just stepping into
punt beneath the willows. She poled
out to him skillfuIIy and brought her
punt alongside his helpless craft.
"Just catch the gunwale of my punt
and I'll have you ashore in a moment, =
she said.
Thanks" said BelIingham, doing as
he was hidden. TITS very good Of
you
Il wouldn't have come out If hadn't
recognized fellow countryman In dis
tress,'' she laughed. ut really isn't as
easy as it looks, is It?'
1--WE discovered it isn't said he
ruefully. VERY kind Of you to give
me this assistance. 1t was a decidedly
awkward fix l was in.''
They had reached the willows on the
bank, and Bellingham helped her
ashore. It was cozy spot. Books
and cushions lay against the trees and
q spirit kettle blazed away cFeerfully
on fiat stone.
You might tie your punt here, and
then Til falya ron ont IN rn41i. faeIa -
She suggested.
Bellinghanl's eyes were resting with
no uncertain meaning on the spirit
kettle.
Perhaps you'd like a cup OF tea
frst," she said. Il suppose. since we're
fellow Americans. formalities may be
overlooked, Mr.
Rockingham, be supplemented.
I'm Miss Holt. she said. and I'M
agine we're both from New York.
Bellingham bowed quite correct, :
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
TREATING YELLOW FEVER.
Washington woman Tells How to
Handle Stricken Patients.

Washington woman Te11S HOW TO
Handle stricken Patients.
a Washington woman who passed
through three yellow fever epidemics
and who nursed hundreds Of patients
kept d record and scrapbook of her ex-
periences, says the Washington Post.
At the outset she declares that her ex-
perience has taught her that yellow
fever is very simple and requires to be
treated differently from most feyers.
All strong medicines and drugs, she
says, are to be avoided as much as pos
sible Tie main point is to recognize
the Et symptoms, which in them
selVe so simple that many people
have had the fever several days before
discovering it, and the danger lies at
the start in letting it run too long be-
fore beginning treatment.
AS soon as the disease is recognized
the nurse must see that the patient is
put to bed Instantly and given a dose
of castor oil, the first and only dose of
medicine necessary. The object from
that time on is to keep the patient in
mild perspiration. induced by orange
leaf tea, and to prevent vomiting
mustard plasters are placed upon the
back and stomach. Talk and company
are excluded Drafts are avoided by
keeping three sides of the bed fnclosed
in sheets, yet at the same time fresh
air must be insured by leaving the
windows open Thus the directions
read through many pages from the
first day to the ninth. when all danger
is past.
The use Of champagne In yellow fe-
yer might be regarded as a joke, but as
a matter Of fact this lady used it with
pronounced success. It is a light, dry
wine such as the patient on about the
eighth day can retain on his stomach.
when whisky or brandy or even port
wine would be too strong and heavy.
Patients must not be allowed to eat too
much, yet at the same time care must
be taken TO avoid starving them, for in
that case they are in danger of dying
from oyereating during conyalescence,
a thing which. according to this lady,
happened in numerous cases in Calves
ton during one of the epidemics.
Precipitation, she says, must be kept
up, yet at the same time care must be
taken to avoid sweating the patient
to death, and when time comes to re-
move the cover this must be taken off
gradually. All the remedies must be
mild, milk must be avoided and care
taken to keep the patients digestive
organs in a condition as near normal
as possible. The treatment given by
this lady has been followed with sue
cess, with minor variations, by old and
experienced nurses in the south for a
century or more
She saved dozens of lives by this
treatment.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
Letter to John HI Leppe.
- IKoodlarq, N. ].

Dear Sir Messrs Leachman & Edelin,,
Grafton, w. Va, had been selling paint
which they thought well Of; and this had
occurred.
They had sold customer IS gallons Of
it to paint his house. A few years later,
they sold the same man Devoe lead-and-
zinc the same number of gallons to paint
the same house He had gallons left.
The point Of the tale is: Ii gallons De
roe paints an 18-gallon house.
Do you want to sell it
OF course, shat isn't all.
Why does II gallons Deyoe go as far as
10 gallons of other paint ? Because it is
all paint, all true, no sham, and full meas
ure
Do you want to sell it2
But that isn't all Devoe lasts longer.
No, no; you haYen't got to wait ten years
TO find that out Ten thousand people
know it. We've got their names. Our
agents know them; they think heap Of
Deyoe. There's no difficulty in showing
your townspeople what to expect of Deyoe.
$40 viii paint SIS house; and the paint
III last twice as long.
Do you want to sell it2
Yours truly,
F. w. DEy0E & Co,
SO New York
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
How to Undress Under water.

Should one have the misfortune to
fall into the water with ones clothes
on they form considerable incum-
brance, not to say, in some circum-
stances, a source of great danger,
says the Pittsburg Press; hence it is
well to practice undressing oneself
in the water. To take of a coat, tread
water and throw off the garment.
Boots are disposed of one at a time
lying upon the back, padding with
one hand and undoing the buttons or
laces with the other. When this is
done, push the boot off by pressing
with the toes of the other foot upon
the heel of the boot that is being cast
away. Trousers are dispensed with as
follows: Swim on the back, giving
short leg strokes, undoing the braces
or belt as quickly as possible. The
trousers may now be slipped down to
the knee. Next, paddle with the hands
and shake the feet, which allows the
garment to slip off.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
Trolley Time Table

Oct. 2. 1905. First car leaves Oar. den tor
Woodbury. at $50 a. M Last car Ills g. m
First car leaves Woodbury. 6,45 g. M Last car
caves Woodbury. 1894. m. Cars 1egve Weod-
onry every 10 minutes for Camden Leave Cana
len every 10 minutes for Woodbury.
Leave Woodbury. for Manfus, A. NJ, As, SIS,
100 500, 800, SIS, 11.o0, lI3o P. NJ u Is. LIS
90 5.oe, 400, 500 $50, co., $50, TO $50 9.15,
1890, 70 Us.
Leave Mantua A. NJ, 500, $50 7.45, s.15, eI5s
10. bills, IL 90 NJ, p NJ, 1915 40, 2l6 BIS
AIS s.ia+ ,.45, SIS. 6.45, 74s IS s45. As IL %
Leave Woodbury. for AImonesaou, A. NJ, ass
83o, aail; 0.3o P. NJ, $50. 4.e0 700 1000
p.m.I on. 81, 337 4.62, 722, 807 907, I022 Ion.
Leave Almanesson for Woudb0ry 4 NJ T. ID
anal: s As, 10 45. +. ~ 2.45. s.4s, tbs io.15.
First car leaves Woodbury. n Sundays for
Nantnn ~ TO g. ~ }esve Mauzua ct 45
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nssson A.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1905-11-02
MUTUAL
CONSOLATIO
BY Sidney HODGES Cole
Copyright, 1905, by R. B. Mcclure

O%C%C~C%G%0@C NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
There is a certain little inn on the
Thames, a quiet, unpretentious little
affair with ivy running all over its low
walls, and stretch of velvet lawn Be-
fore it running down to the river,
where fussy little launches go whisking
up and down Importantly and gay
young couples Ioiter along in punts.
Some one had recommended the inn
to Bellingham long ago, and in his
present state of mind it seemed to him
the very place toShide from the world
until his hearfaehe was over-the very
place in. which to think it all over and
adjust himself to the new conditions
in which Katherine had no part.
Therefore, as soon as his baggage
was released by the custom house, he
sought the little inn on the Thames, en-
gagged rooms for two months, and pre-
pared to blot the memory. Of a certain
young woman III New York from his
mind If such thing were possible.
The inn was well patronized, but
most Of its guests were staid people
past middle life, who sat all day be-
meath the awnings on the lawn, watch
ing the gay life on the river in which
they had no part. 1t was all very
satisfactory to Bellingham. This exag-
gerated quiet was the very thing he
was looking for. He was quite con-
tent, he thought, to spend his days
beneath the striped awnings or reading
down by the river. Very few Of the
other guests tried to penetrate his re-
serve, and these few met with so little
encouragement that even they desisted,
and Bellingham was left to his own de-
vices.
Now, Bellingham was young man
Of normal mind despite the fact that
he believed himself to be the victim
Of melancholia. A week Of this sort Of
monotony bred in him a restless de-
sire for action. He decided to take up
punting, and, with all the American be-
lief that punting is something ridicu-
lousy easy to master, he hired trim
looking punt and set forth:
He had not gone far on his cratic
course when his respect for punting
and punters was vastly increased.
Somehow it wasn't as easy to get the
hang of the thing as he had imagined.
The pole had most irritating habit Of
sticking in the bottom; moreover, the
depth of the river seemed most yarl-
able.
he had gone perhaps mile when
the pole once more stuck in the mud,
and this time the tug he gave failed to