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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

In the political activities of Montana a new,
brave and clarified note is sounded says the Helena
Independent. The old days of rancor and corrup-
ton have passed. The press is less tranlmeled,
more liberal In its views patriotic in It's SEN
timents A spirit Of wise cooperation, never
known in the past is now apparent in the relation
ship of the cities Democrats and Republicans are
showing similar intention of advancing the best
interests of all Montana regardless of partisan
ship.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

''The very ones who object seeing Catholics in
high places, we notice never utter murmur ct DIS
sent when a Catholic shoulders musket and
marches off to fight for the country. On such oc-
casons the anti-Catholic bigot stays home and
keeps mighty quiet"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

Josephine Soignac. niece of Archbishop Cha
pcle. is endowed with all the real and personal
property OF the deceased preate situate in the de-
parment of Lozere, France, which is only modest
inheritance. This niece was the faithful attendant
and companion of the archbishop. All other prop
erty, real and personal, is diverted to the church
in Arkansas and New Mexico
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

1t used to be said of Queens Mary II. and Anne
Of England that they were granddaughter of a
washewoman; that the mother of Annie Hyde,
their mother, had been laundress before she mar
rled brewer and afterward Earl of Clarendon.
Now Ida Tarbell is spreading information about
the low lineage of King Rockefeller but nobody ex-
poets that the Standard Oil sovereign will worry
about a family crest.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

neighbors refuse to be driven into and subscribe to
the freakish notions of the Daughters of lem
perance'
The priest that allows such an organization to
exist in his parish is preparing the way for heart
burnings that will remain for years after the So
cety is banished
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

AT the launching, of the battleship Kansas the
other day water instead of champagne was used
in christening That act ought to cause more re-
ioicing among the W. c. I. [. than if Carrie
Nation had demolished ninety-nine saloons with
her hatcher.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

Something Is wrong concerning the number of
meals eaten by the special police during the Chi
cage strike and the number of tickets turned in for
the city 10 settle The difference is $4,000, and at
30 cents meal, the amount is considerable. When
official keptomana descends to meal tickets it viii
not be long before it starts graft in shoe strings
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

Speaking about Missouri, one newspaper says
the senatorial race is narrowed down to a contest
between buttermilk drinker and whisky drinker.
Shades of 'Silyer Dollar Dicl!' When did butter
milk begin to figure in Missouri politics?
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19
TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS,

The Intermountain Catholic goes into nearly
every Catholic home in this diocese lis circulation
in Montana, Idaho, Colorado, Wyoming, Nevada and
many other states is very large Only reliable firms
and business men advertise in the paper. All sub
scribers will find it to their advantage when about to
invest, purchase or consult business matters, to
read over the Visit Of our advertisers. We not only
recommend, but ask for them the patronage of all
our readers.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

Archbishop Chapelle was the second head of
the church in New Orleans to succumb to the
plague of yellow fever. Bishop Neckare, fourth
bishop of the diocese, died of the disease there in
1888.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

Outside the number busted in the sublime plans
of higher education, very few persons in Salt Lake
watched the eclipse of the moon on Monday night
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

Addicks--you remember Gas" Addicks-is now
editing newspaper in Dover Delaware. Look out
for some frenzied flaying of Tom Lawson,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

The wife of Senator Dubois of Idaho risked her
life to save that of child in Manila the other day.
Such woman is worth more to Fred Dubois than
all the honors the state could bestow
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1905-08-19

Some place in the capitol building at Washing
ton should be set off for hall of shame in addition
to the present hall of fame.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Doesn't Like English Spelling.

~, Senator Ponrose objects 10 having
American publishers use the English
style OF spelling. Here is an interest
ing bill, in full. which Penrose intro
duccd by request, and is called bill
for the promotion of education:
THAT it shall not be deemed an In
fringement of any copyright granted
after July !. 1905, for any person to
reprint and republish any book. maga-
zine. newspaper or periodical in which
words like harbor. candor. armor and
honor are spelled with the insertion OF
"u" before the "r." or where such
words az recognize. antagonize and au.
thorize are spelled with an IS" instead
Of "Z." or where such words as in.
Quire. inclose and indorse are spelled
with the initial letter an "e," or where
such words as stories and tories are
spelled as to the final syllable "eys":
provided that in the reprint what Is
known as the American way OF spell.
Ing Is adopted"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Dean Swift and His Visitor.

The great Dean Swift was noted
for his sharp speeches, which we're
oftentimes cruel. but were sometimes,
as in the following story, richly mer-
tied:
He was one day visited by Dublin
printer. who had just returned from
London, and was dressed in a rich
coat of silk and gold lace, which he
had purchased there.
When he entered the room the
printer saluted the dean fam;liarly
as If lie we're an old acquaintance, He
seemed so proud of his grand coat
that the dean resolved to humble
hin.
So he pretended that he did not
know the printer: said that he was
an impostor, and baue him leave tho
house.
The printer saw the mistake which
he had made, and, returning home he
put on his usual dress Then he again
went to the dean, and this time was
warmly welcomed.
"Ah, George" said the dean "J am
so glad to see you. fer there has been
an impudent fop here in silks and
gold lace who wanted to pass himself
off for you, but knew you IN he al.
! ways a plainly dressed, honest man.
just as you are now"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Oldest liyino Thjno.

An old yew tree stands in the
churchyard at Fortingal, in Perth
shire, which De Candolle, nearly cen.
tury ago proved to the satisfaction OF
botanists to be twenty-five centuries
old, and another is still standing at
Hedsor. in Buclas, which is 3.24O years
old. How de Candolle arrived at an
apparently correct estimate of the
enormous age of these living trees is a
simple thing, and the principle is
doubtless well known to-day to all. The
yew, like most other trees, adds one
line, about the tenth of an inch, to it's
circumference each year. But the
oldest living thing in the world to-day,
so far as known. is cypress tree in
Chapultepec. Mexico. that is 6.260
years old.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Especially for Women.

Champion, Mich. Jan. 9th-(Spe.
ciaD-A case OF especial interest to
womes Is that OF Mrs. A. Wellatt,
wife Of well known photographer
here. 1t is best given in her own
words.
II could not sleep. my feet were
cold and my limbs cramped," Mrs.
Wellat states. Il had an awful hard
pain across my kidneys. l had to get
u1 three or four times in the night.
was very nervous and fearfully des-
pondent.
81 had been troubled in this way
for five years when | commenced to
use Dodds Kidney Pills. and what
they caused to come from my kidneys
will hardly stand description.
by the time | had finished one box
OF Dodd's Kidney Pills l was cured.
Now l can sleep well, my limbs do
not cramp, do not get up In the
night and l feel better than l have in
years. l owe my health to Dodd's q
Kidney Pills"
Women's ills are caused by Dls-
eased Kidneys; that's why Dodd'a q
Kidney Pills always cure them.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
"The Yellow Blessing"

In . recent issue OF a japanese
magazine. Gicho Sakurai writes under
the title THE Yellow Blessing" He
believes that, for various reasons.
which he lays down in detail. what the
Russians call the yellow Peril" Will
be really blessing for the world In
brief. the argument is to the effect
that. first the present war has proven
that Asiatic races are net morally and
physically inferior to Europeans; sec
ond, that they are not inferior to the
West in matters Of lofty moral ideas
and humanitarian conception; third.
that it is their vocation to spread the
humanitarian principles more widely
than they have ever been spread be-
fore; fourth. that the Japanese soldier
Is really fighting for constitutional
government and against despotism:
fifth. that japanese triumph will
mean a triumph for religious freedom
as against Russian religious bigotry:
sixth, that one Of the causes of
Japan's victory is the education which
is given in Japan without any distinc-
ton of caste or creed: seventh, that
this war is holding up before other
Asiatic races good example OF what
education and liberal ideas can do;
eighth, that with the termination of
the war, Oriental nations will be in a
position to improve their condition
along the ways of peace; ninth, that a
Japanese triumph VIII be of immense
advantage to the commerce of the
Orient; and. tenth. that the Russian
people will themselves be benefited by
japanese victory.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
II Made Great Difference.

Uncle Jared and Uncle benjamin
made a sorry pair. True. there was
blood on Uncle Banjamns forehead,
and he looked white and faint. But
Uncle Jared, who tried to support him,
walked with a very pronounced limp,
displayed only one coattail where two
should have been, and was rumpled
and bedraggled generally in way to
suggest participation in riot.
whats happened to you?" asked a
townsman.
THAT pesky colt OF Benjamin's run
away and throwed him just as came
along" Uncle Jared answered. I'm
giving him a lift along toward home"
Look as though You needed one
yourself" pronounced the inquisitor.
What's been happenin' to you?"
'Who. me? Why, nothin' to speak
of-just been to town to see the big
procession. Got more or less hustled
round and tromped on. but" He
stopped painfully to adjust shoe
which had been ripped open so that
half Of the upper tapped as be walk
ed
Don't see much difference betwixt
ye. judgin' by the display O wreck.
age" the neighbor persisted.
There's considerable difference. I
take it." Uncle Jared answered, with
conclusive dignity. "Bonjamin's met
with an accident, but I've been pleas
urin'."-Youth's Companion.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Hard Work to Keep Down Eat.

Arthur n. Sager, Republican circuit
attorney.elcct Of st. Louis. has decided
10 employ boxing instructor and will
go in for vigorous physical training.
Mr.. sager, who is feet . inches tall
and weighs 24o pounds, feels that he
Will need to keep himself in pei feet
physical trim to attend to the ardu.
Gus work that lies before him. and
says he is desperately afraid hn yi)l
get too fat unless he takes precau.
tionary measures.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Mackay Fond Of Sports.

Clarence H. Mackay. who since his
father died has been the head of the
big telegraph and cable system cs,ab-
lished by his father, is arother enthu-
siast about all sports. He is fond of
horses and lately has taken great
fancy to yachts. He used to be an ex,
ccllent shot and is very fond of hunt,
inG big game.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

disappears. Then catarrh is per.
manently cured
If you do not derive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use OF
Peruna, write at once to DR.. Hart
mann, giving a full statement OF your
case, and he will be pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis.
Address DR.. Hartman, President OF
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus,
Ohio.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

IS mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely derange the whole system when
entering It through the mucous surfaces. Such
article, should never lie used except on prescrIp-
tions from reputable physicians as the damage they
VIII do Is ten fold to the good you possibly de.
nfe from them. Hairs Catarrh Cure actu red
by F. j. Cheney Co. Toledo o.. contains no n,er
curry and Is taken internally, acting directly upl
the blood and mucous surfaces " tho system, II
buying Halls Catarrh Cure he sure you get the
genuine II Is taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio, by F. j. Cheney ca. Tc-lim"uials free,
Sold by Druggists. Price, I5c. per bottle.
Take llairs Family pllls for conslipatun.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

Every housekeeper should know
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time. because 1t
never sticks to the iron. but because
each package contains IL Ozone full
pound-while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in y pound pack.
ages. and the price Is the same. 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem
lcals. II your grocer tries to sell you
a l2-oz. package 1t Is because he has
q stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts In Defiance.
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package in large let.
ters and figures "l6 ozs." Demand De-
dance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the Iron stick.
ing. Defiance never sticks.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
The Easiest Way.

Tcachcr-Nellie. I'm afraid you
didn't study your lesson. What will you
grow up?
Nellie taged siXl-oh, I'll be a
teacher and make other little girls
study.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
A Rare Good Thing.

"Am using ALIENS FOOT-EASE, and
can truly say would not have been without
It 80 long, had l known the relief it would
give my aching feet. think it a rare good
thing for anyon having sore or tired feet
Mrs. Matildn Holtwert, Providence, r. L"
Sold by all Druggists, 25c. ask today.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Try One Packaoe,

II Defiance Starch" does not please
you, return 1t to your dealer. If 1t
does you get one-third more for the
same money. 1t wilE give you satis-
faction, and will not stick to the Iron,
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

There are two tnlngs." reflected
Uncle Allen Sparks that money won't
huy-happineSs and hair. Look at
John D.. Rockcrellers face. and then
look at his head"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

Many who formerly smoked lOc cigars,
now smoke Lewis single Binder straight {
&c cigar The best combination of the best
tobaccos. Lewis Factory, Peoria, ILL.,
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Sensible Housekeepers

will have Defiance Starch. not alone
because they get one-third more for
the same money. but also because OF
superior quality.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
TEA

How different tea and
coffee feel! even good tea
and coffee.
In every Package OF S,hIilIns's Best Tea lsa
booklet; How to Make Good Tea.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

l am sure Pisos Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years aso.-Mns. THos, Robbins
Maple Street, Norwich, N. e., Feb. II, 1900
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

Our first President probably neve
shot a mountain Ion. but what he did
do to the British lion was amply sufti-
Client
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

Have YOU read anything about our
new locomotives" No, but am sure it
has plenty of puffs.'
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

\ pair of deaf mutcs, who were re
Gently married. are said to be un-
speakably happy.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

wager in his home city OF Newark,
made on the recent election for gov
ernor of New Jersey.
Ten of our Republican business
men," said the senator. decided to
guess what the Governors plurality
would be. 1t was agreed that the one
who guessed nearest " the vote should
order a dinner for the entire number,
ard tn t the ore whose guess was the
farthest from correct should pay for
the iepast.
The lowest guess was 5000 Repub'
licsn majority. the highest $1,000. The
actual majo ity was about $4,000"
Were you one Of the ten, Sena-
tori"
NO" he answered. smiling with sat
isfac,ion. 81 had something better
than that. was the invited guest Of
the ten when the dinner was eaten"
Congressman George D. McCreary
Of Philadelphia tells story that hap
rened to him while he was travelling
in Ireland An lrishman came down
hill driving a cart the side of which
had been lcttered with the word
"O'Brien." The letters. however. had
been displaced. and the visitor. seeing
this, said to the driver, jestingly:
what is your name?"
"O'Brien is my name" was the
ready response.
"Ah." replied the other. as that so?
There is nothing to show it."
YES" was the reply, Its on my
cart"
ut might have been" answered the
other. but it's obliterated now"
"It isn't Obliterated." rejoined the
Indignant Irishman, Its O'Brien."
well. it was OBrien," answered
tho other. but It's Obliterated now"
And they parted without settling
the con ntroyersy.
Congressman Robinson Is authority
for the story of an interesting device
invented by the editor of country
newspaper in one of the little interior
towns of Pennsylvania. The editor,
who tried to make his Journal bright
and interesting. was kept In hot watet
constantly by indignant residents OF
the town. who disputed his printed
looking for the editor "to give Kim a
piece Of their minds" This became
so annoying that he finally engaged
ar old gentleman VINO was stone deaf
as his chief assistant. Whenever an
indignant subscriber called to protest
against the course of the editor, he
was at once referred to the deaf jour
nalist, who sat and listened to the
inevitable TRADE without change Of
countenance.
Representative Curtis told a COM
panion story to that of his consulta-
tion with palmist in Southern Kan
sas. The palmist assured him that he
would make a good public speaker If
he kept at 1t long enough.
"a lawyer friend with me on that
OCCASION" said Mr.. Curtis, "had his
own hand read at my urgent request.
The palmist studied the lines intently
for time before making several OBJ
servatiOns. the last of which was:
You are evidently barber
No. said my friend
"'Then what are you?'
"'A lawyer
1Nt,' said the ladv. much to my
friends discontinue, will you tell me
what Is the difference between being
shaved by a barber and skinned by a
lawyer?'"
On recent claim day in the House,
while the few interested members
were doing business a bunch of South
ern Representatives sat in the Demo-
cratic cloakroom and talked of claims
they knew about.
"Funniesr one | ever heard Of" said
Texan. was put in by man down
at Austin. He was stranger. They
found him one night at one of the
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The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

The SOubrette-The leading lady
claims to have been married to one
man for seven consecutive years. Low
Comedian-Huh! some women will dc
almost anything to gain Il little no
tOriety!
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

He said l was an addle- pated jack
ass " hat had | better do about it?'
ASK veterinary surgeon"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

mo matter how carefully you train
your boys" remarked Uncle Allen
Sparks, when they grow up to be
men they're likely to go into politics.
jNst the same"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

Your cook strikes me as much SUI
perlor to the ordinary run. Hist.
DO you want her to strike me for big
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

1t is easier tC return complm n 8
than borrowed umbrellas.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

No more do we talk
OF the man with the hoe
Here's the man with the shovel
TO clean Off the snow.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

THAT punch bowl" said the West
Baltimore hostess. lis a genuine cut
glass" That's right" remarked her
husband; cut from 50 to sl.yS"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

"Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
Fave me prompt and complete relief from dyspepsia md
LIVER deranSoulent" b. I. lrowbridse, Harlem H. X, iiY.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

1t takes r,ore than creased trousers
to make gentleman
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LaNaiNa Brumo uulnne Tauiet.. All drug.
ei,t, refund the Ipucy II 1t fails cure. J.. VI.
Groves signature Is oL each box 25c.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

Remember the poor while you are
not one of them.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

The Best Results in Starchina
can be obtained only by using De-
fance Starch. besides getting 4 or.
more for same money-no cooking re-
Quired.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

The red nose of an old topper has
been described as his cardinal feature.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
When You Buy Starch

buy Defiance and get the best, 10 OF.
Tor 10 cents. Once used, always used,
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

'If some men imagined dey had
money" said Uncle Eben, "as easy as
dey imagined dey has brains, dey'd be
In trouble all de time foh overdrawin'
Geir accounts"
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

-" mo-" "'"" l." always with US,
but the miser Is closer
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

Catarrh is systemic disease cur.
able only by systemic treatment. A
remedy that cures catarrh must aim
directly at the depressed nerve cen
ters. This is what Peruna does.
Peruna Immediately invigorates the
nerve-centers which give vitality to
the mucous membranes. Then catarrh
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
Another Prominent Physician Use!
and Endorses Pe-ru-na.

DR. LLEWELLIN JORDAN. Medi-
cal Examiner of the U. S. Treas
ury Department, graduate OF Co
lumbia College, and who served three
years at West Point, has the follow
ing to say of Peruna:
"AIIow me to express my Crafi'
fude 10 you for the benefit derived
from your wonderful remedy.
One short monih has brought
forth a vast change and ] now
consider myself a well man after
months of suffering. Fellow suf-
ferers, Peruna will euro you"
A constantly increasing number OF
physicians prescribe Peruna N their
practice. 1t has proven its merits so
thoroughly that even the doctors have
overcome their prejudice against So
called patent medicines ami recon-
mend 1t to their patients.
Peruna occupies a unique position
in medical science. 1t is the only in
ternal systemic catarrh remedy
known to the medical profession to-
day. Catarrh, as everyone will admit.
Is the cause of one-half the diseases
which afilict mankind. Catarrh and
catarrhal diseases afTict one-half of
the people of United States.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You usve Always Bought.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
EABY'S TERRIBLE SORE
Body Raw With Humor-caused Un-
told Agony-Doctor Did No Good
-Curicura Cured at Once.

MY child was a very delicate baby.
A terrible sore and humor broke out
on his body. looking like raw flesh.
and causing the child untold agony.
My physician prescribed various rem.
cdies. none Of which helped at all.
became discouraged and took the mat
ter into my own hands. and tried Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
with almost immediate success. Be-
fore the second week had passed the
soreness was gone, not leaving trace
Of anything. Mrs. Jeanette H. Block.
2S1 Rosedale ST.. Rochester. N. T."
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13
EA

Tea is fine; that is, fine
tea is fine. Tea thoughts
are fine; that is fine tea
thoughts are fine.
The Grit-advocate., 1905-01-13

! Robert n. Roberts. NJ. D., Wash
}ington, d. c.. writes: !
I "7hr0ugh my own experienced !
Jas well as that Of many Of myt
{friends and acqusinfances whot
lhave been cured or relieved of ca
1faSrh by the use Of Harfmsn'st
}Per0ns, ! can confd .nfIy recon-. !
mend Ii to those suffering from such !
disorders, And have no hesitation In
fprescribing 1t tn my patients. ~
SR0bs7 K. Roberts.