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Bisbee daily review., 1905-02-18

Spring wagons, delivery wagons and all kinds of wagons can be foun' at the Brophy Carriage Repository a Lowell.
Bisbee daily review., 1905-02-18
:$2 95
TIME CARD NO. 3,

cananea, Yaqui River G Pacific R. R..
 Co.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

One Of the charms Of travel, partlcu-
larly among historic scenes, is the
privilege Of realizing more fully that
part of which we have read and
thought and dreamed. But much read
ing and thinking need to be done be-
fore the traveller starts for a country
so rich in memorials of the past as is
Greece. The author of 1.-TWO English
women In Greece" repeats a story
which filings a stone at an American.
OF course the lover of art or Of archaic
ology should avoid all miscellaneous
alliances, and If he cannot fall in with
those who know let him take n guide
and worry 1t out by himself. Other
wise he will receive shocks such as
greeted the ears Of n party Of enthu-
siasts who, STEPPED I'm classic lore, as
cended to the Parthenon one moon
light night, when column and ar
chitrave, rock and ruin alike seemed
wrapped In silvery silence.
Here, burning with religious ecstasy,
pulse beating TO throbbing thought, the
deep stiffness Of the hour was cut by
the shrek OF Athene's owl, but the
words II said were strange:
"There is a smell up here that puts
me IN mind OF a bucketful Of buckle
berrles!'
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

was looking mean. Barnet he says
then. getting klnd-that girl never
could stand anything mean-'Barnet,'
he says, I'll give you the boat SOS you
can get back to the raft and save your
Job He started for the boat Wen, I
sec he knew we were going to lay In n
mile below. rs the captain said. I'd
be doing him a double favor taking
that boat back and getting myself out
Of the way too.
@'Well,' says I. I come ashore to
say a wor,l with this girl and'-I could
hardly taik-I amt said quite all Of 1t
yet
"That ~clerk-well, he went over and
started to take the girl by the arm to
walk of. His shoes were shined. You
know, she wasn't I'm any hurry.
"Took a-here. 1 didn't come ashore
for nothing. as I explained / says. l
was hungry and beginning to get mean
inside like the clerk.
"'Thls man. she began saying to the
clerk. my brothers got some dry
clothes she went on, and I'm going
to take him up 20 the house and have
him put 'em on. He'll catch cold.
YOU she went on to the clerk, you
can see me some other time"
"she made a little sign, and, you
know, that girl and me started of. I
kept my eye on the clerk. though. Well,
We hadn't gone three steps when, you
know, the fellow on the raft let out a
great yell. There they were, plump op-
pOsite now, drifting in. The captain
was waving his hat to us. They all
cheered again, aud then they called
something TO the clerk. l don't know
what II was. That girl waved back.
Next thing they were all singing. l
raj hear 'em now. / didn't pity the
clerk then, poor devil. / don't know
what became of him."
Barnet slipped down ont Of his chair,
sent the "slow bell" signal to the boiler
room and walked over to me. His pipe
was out. A lock of gray hair fell oven
his forehead. boy" he said to me,
''Ill show you where that girl lives by
and by-we're coming to 1t. W. got
the best Jersey COW in our pasture you
ever saw"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18
FABLE OF hi ANsY
The FamiIy of Six Tint IL Contained
In the Flower.

The Family Of Six That IN Contained
In the Flower.
A pretty fable about the pansy is
current among French and German
children. The flower has 1--WE petals
and five sepals. In most pans:es, espe-
cially Of the earlier and less highly de-
veloped varieties, two Of the petals are
plain in color and three are gay. The
two plain petals have n single eepal,
two of the gay petals have II sepal
each, and the third, which Is the lar
gest of all, has two sepals.
The fable is that the pansy represents
d family consisting Of husband and
wife and four daughters, two of the
latter being stepchildren Of tho wife.
The plain petals nre tho stepchildren.
with only one chair; the two small,
gay petals are the daughters, with a
chair each, and the large, gay petal
is the wife, with two chairs.
To find the father one must strip
away the petals until the stamens and
pistils are bare. They have a fanclful
resemblance to an old man, with a
flannel wrap about his neck, his shout
ders appraised and his feet In a bath
tub. The story Is probably Of French
origin, because the French call the
pansy the stepmother.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18
RABBITS AS ROOD.
Ne Sure They ARD Young ana Then
Cook Them with Onions.

Nc Sure they Are Young and Then
Cook Them with Onions.
Comics, the parent rabbits, were long
considered as lndigestibie, provocative
Of melancholy-a black meat, breeding
nightmares-but young rabbits have
long been approved by thoughtful eat
ers. They were once eaten very young,
and Topsell protested quantity against
the practice of cutting them out of the
mother: II trust there is no man
among Christians SO inhumanely glut-
tonous as once to devise or approve the
sweetness of so foul a dish" Tame
comics are not so good as the wild
ones, for every creature doth partake
in taste Of the air wherein he liveth,
and the air Of the rabbit warren is not
favorable.
The hare was praised -extravagantly
by Horace and Martial. and Ap4cius
gave many recipes for dressing 1t, but
the rabbit was not much esteemed
among the Greeks and Romans. To-
day there are many ways Of cooking
the lotteP-brown or white fricassee,
young rabbit in curl papers, croquettes,
flllets. gelatin, gratin, rabbit pie, pud-
ding, soup, scallops, mince Of rabbit
au fumet, rabbits a Ia venitienne, white
gibelots, turban Of nllets, kickshaws
with Italian snuce, and. best Of all
how the SAVIOR arises az we writel-
rabbits and onions. But the rabbits
must be ~young-those whom the gods
love eat them young.-Boston Herald.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

A man who was too economical to
subscribe for his home paper sent his
little boy to borrow the copy taken by
his neighbor. In his haste the boy ran
over a four dollar stand of bees and
IN ten minutes looked like a warty
summer squash. His cries reached his
father, who ran to his assistance, and,
failing to notice n barbed wire fence,
ran into It. breaking It down. cutting
a handful OF flesh from his anatomy
and running a Eve dollar pair Of pants.
The old cow took advantage Of the
gap IN the fence and got into the corn
field and killed herself eating green
corn. Hearing the racket the wife
ran, upset a four gallon churn Of rich
cream into Il basket OF kittens, drown
ing the whole flock. In her hurry she
dropped a twenty-five dollar set OF
false teeth. The baby, left alone,
crawled through the spilled cream and
into the parlor, running a twenty dol
lar carpet. During the excitement the
eldest daughter ran away with the
hired man. the dog broke up eleven
sitting hens, and the calves got out
and chewed the tails or four dne
shirtA-Kansas City Journal,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18
SERMON
In English Churches They Are Only
Admitted on sunerance.

In English Churches They Are only
Admitted ON sunerance.
Sons n who evidently speaks from
knowledge writes IN the Homlletic Re
view Of '1he Experiences Of a Sermon
Reporter" His remarks on the differ
ent rules in English and American
newspapers ON sermon reporting and
his statement that It Is necessary to
verify Scriptural texts are not without
interest. Possibly. there is a text for
a sermon not preached by the preach
ors in the following paragraph:
Reporters are invariably welcomed
to American churches, for American
preachers seem fully alive to the value
Of the advertisement obtained through
newspaper notices. Some preachers
even maintain their own press agent"
IN order to secure the utmost publicity
for the occasionally brilliant and, it
may be, eccentric statements which
they deliver. In English churches the
reporter is only admitted on sunerance.
Under an ancient law, which has never
been repealed, the taking Of Shorthand
notes Of IN is n mlsdemeanor
characterized as "brawling' and pun
ishable by Imprisonment. In a few
American churches special desks are
available for reporters. They are, in
any case, treated with the utmost cour-
tesy by the ushers and provided with
seats Immediately below the pulpit.
On a rare occasion In a crowded
church a reporter has been allowed to
seat himself on the pulpit steps, and
on one extraordinary occasion 1t is re-
corded that a stencgrapher was con
cealed within the pulpit itself.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18
Gave the wrong Card.

The late Governor Russell was a
fine conversatlonalist and always en-
joyed talking. He was asked to adj
dress q meeting in one of the small
cities Of Massachusetts one evening
and went by train. The cars were
quite well filled when he got in, SO he
asked a gentleman If the vacant scat
beside him was engaged and, receiv-
ing a negative nod in answer, sat
down. Immediately no started a con-
v~ersatlon, which he carried on until
the city was reached, where both men
alighted. Before they left the train
they exchanged cards and shook hands
cordially when they separated on the
station platform.
Governor Russell arose to address
the meeting and commenced by max
ing iattering remarks on the city and
people and said: 81 met one of your
citizens on the train coming here to
night, and we had a most enjoyable
conversational fact, l don't know
when I have had such a delightful.
talk as l had with him. BY the way
he gave me his card" taking 1t from
his pocket and reading the name on It.
At this the audience was convulsed
with laughter. The governor was
somewhat taken aback and failed tc
see the point and so asked a friend
about 1t after the lecture was over
The friend said, "Yvhy. that man ia
deaf and dumb."-Boston Herald.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18
A DOG is ALWAYS HoNEsT.
lie Can't GrOwl and waR His Tail nt
the Same Time.

lie Cane GFOVVl ana Wua HIS Tail at
the Same Time.
There Is one peculiar thing about
dogs" remarked a we'll known local
fancier and huntsman, and that is you
never saw one pant and wag his tail
at the same time. A dog is not capa-
BILE Of a double emotion. He can't
growl and wng his tail at the same
time, for It is impossible for him to
be mad at one end and glad at the
other.
IF a dog is glad to c his master
he will bark and wag his tail. If he
wants to get into the house he will
paw at the door, whine and wag his
tail, but they are all symptoms of n
and the same emotion. But If his mas
ter opens the door he will cease to
show anxiety Immediately by whining
and will show pleasure only by the
wagglng OF his tail.
SIN order to get a mans temper M
must watch his eyes, but for n dogs
you have to watch his tail. The dog is
likewise incapable OF deceit, and hence
he is nothing Of a politician. He de-
ceives no one, not even his master. IL
he is overjoyed every emotion is in
dicative of that fact, and his whole
makeup gives ample testimony to 1t.
II he is displeased or angered it is the
same wAy."-Houston Post.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18
"A Fair
Advantage
By JOHN G. BOWMAN

Copyright, 1905, ~ John a. bowman
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18
How T1,en waIk on wlndow Panea.

How NIicB WIKI on WINDOW FnneHs
The microscope reveals the neat con-
trivance which enables a fly to walk up
n window pane OF defy the laws of
gravity by gliding along, back down
ward, on the ceiling. The magni6er
shows the foot to be made up Of two
pads covered with fine. short hair. each
pad having a hook above II. Behind
each pad is a bag filed with a sticky
liquid which oozes out whenever the
fly puts his foot down. The amount
which is pressed out OF each foot is
very small indeed, but taken all to-
gether, 1t is amply sufficient to hold
the insect in any position he chooses.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

John Kendrick Bangs once ran across
a gift copy of one of his books in a
secondhand b~ookshop, still having this
inscription on the fly leaf: "To his
friend, J. c., with the regards and the
esteem of J. X. Bangs, July, 1890"
Mr.. Bangs bought the copy and sent II
to his friend again with a second in
scrlptlon beneath, This book, bought
in a secondhand bookshop. is repre-
scented to J.. G.. with renewed and re-
iterated regards and esteem by J. K.
Bangs, December, 1892"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

what makes you think you have
great business ability" laughed the
successful business man. "Why, you've
never made u dollarp'
but you forget, dear" replied his
energetic wife, that l made your
Detroit Free Press.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

Nordy-Your wife seems TO think
you'll get bunkoed If she lets you out
of her sight. You must have once
done something very foolish to have a
woman looking after you like that.
Butts-I did. 1 married her.-Louis-
Vile Courler-Journal.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

Mamma-Playing Indian Is so rough.
Why are you crying? Have they been
scalping you again? Spotted Panther,
alias Willie-No. mamma. We have
been smoking the pipe Of peace
Stray Stories.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

Miss G~add-There goes Jack Poor
ley. My, he looks ns solemn as an un-
dertaker these days! Mr.. Bachelor
No wonder. He's going to undertake a
wife next week.-Exchange.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1905-08-18

"Yes, she's pretty, but a poor con-
v%ersahonalist. She seldom says a
word. l can't understand why so
many men propose to her."
Il can" sighed Heppeck.- Houston
Post a
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22
The Dogs Sleep.

Dogs, which are at once the drowsi-
est and most wakeful Of domestic ami
mails, according to their state of mind
and circumstances, seem to sleep light
~ or heavily at will. Nothing a be
more slow, reluctant and leisurely than
the enforced waking of a petted dog
when it does not wish to be disturbed.
1t will remain deaf to a cat, twitch it's
feet if tickled, but not unclose its eyes,
and finally stretch and yawn like a
sleepy child. But mention something
interesting to the same dog when
sleeping, such as the word walk"
or click the lock of a gun, and it is on
its feet in an instant and ready for en-
terprise:-Lordon Spectator.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22
The Regents of Miseducation

That very highly cultured
body of gentlemen, the regents
of education, met Wednesday ir
this city and sat down to a feast
of crow. They had refused tc
re-elect President Garrett
Droppers to the head of the state
university but in his stead had
selected President Chalmers OF
the state agricultural college,
Regent Spafford had picked ur
this unsavory tramp preacher
for some inscrutable reason and
foisted him upon the state as
president of the agricultural col
lege. Droppers is too big a man
for these regents to tolerate.
He was not in their class; his
very emminence as an educator
they felt to be a reflection upon
them. They determined to de-
pose him, and conceived the
notion that they could make his
dismissal more humiliating by
supplanting him with this clerical
faklr who, quite naturally, had
proved a failure at Bookings.
But in this action the regents
over-reached. During the year
which has elapsed since CHAIN
er's election oVermillion,t to take
effect at the end of the present
year, his unsavoryrecordh has been
coming to light and the machine
boss told his regents to throw
their pet overheard as there was
already stormy weather enough
ahead. Then their next move
was to appoint Prof. Akeley OF
the university to fill the vacancy.
but the latter refused to act and
joined with the rest of the
faculty and the students in a
petition to the regents to retair
President Droppers for the bal
ance of the school year at least
So, the regents, who have
brought much discredit upon the
state schools by their malad'
ministration, we're notified BY
their bosses to re-elect Droppers
to fill the vacancy and try and be
decent atleast until after election
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22

Bourke Cochran in his recent
scathing denunciation in con-
gress of the crimes OF high
finance says that it is absolutely
impossible to put the possessor
of $40, 600, 900 in any Jail in this
country. Bourke ought to know
as he is one of that class of
100000 a year lawyers upon
whom the criminal rich rely to
shield them securely from the
hand of justice.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22
The Northwest Passage

The hardy Norwegian sailors
have an indispensable record as
navigators and discoyerers. Ice.
land and Greenland, they dis
covered and colonized, while their
venturesome crafts we're steered
still onward through unknown
and uncharted seas until thew
touched the American continent
long before Columbus was born.
Captain Roald Amundsen, the
latest Norwegian navigator to
win signal fame, has lately com
pleted the first voyage through
the heretofore mythical North.
west passage, so often attempted
in vain that it grew to be re
garded as one of the impossible
ties. Since leaving Disco islander
the west coast of Greenland he
and his seven companions have
sailed their little craft 246O miles
through the dangerous ice fields,
during two short artic summers.
till they landed on the northeast
coast OF Alaska. His course
westward was fully 1900 miles
south of the pole.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22
Vicious P%artisanship

The republican party mana
ayers are becoming frantic be-
cause President roosevelt has
appointed a democrat to serve as
a member of the Interstate Com
merce commission. It is a
characteristic of the machine re-
publican that he wants every
thing connected with the adj
ministration of the peoples at
fairs thoroughly partisan, and
the public service must be made
subservient to party. There is
a striking Illustration of this
vicious policy in this state. In
'97 when the populists secured
control of state affairs, one of
the first laws passed by the
legislature was an act making 1t
it the duty of the governor in APP
pointing the board of regents to
select the membership from the
different political parties exist
ing at the time appointments are
to be made. This 1audable move
was made with a view of making
the board Of regents a nonparti-
san body. Immediately upon re-
covering controlflthe republicans
repealed the law and promptly
made the board a mere agency
for party advantage.
The deplorable result is now
apparent in the demoralized con-
dition of the leading educational
institutions of the state.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22
DUN OF THE OLDEN TIME.

A Style of Courtesy Not Cultivated
In These Days.
1t is often remarked that with the
forefathers courtesy was a studied art
that recent generations do not have
time to cultivate. This is illustrated
in the following letter:
Whites Town, June 16, 179S.
Honored SRA few months ago you
did me the honor to become my debtor
for the purchase Of goods at my store
amounting TO IL dollars and IS pence. I
have no doubt that a small transaction
Of this nature may have slipped your
mind, and I trust YOU will pardon and ex-
cuse me for mentioning it to you upon
this occasion. If YOU could find it con-
venient to forward it by safe hands the
same would be greatly appreciated, for l
am In expectation of the receipt Of some
nine barrels Of extra fine rum for which
l shall owe the consignor a part Of the
purchase price, and which I desire to pay
at the earliest convenience. If you should
not find it convenient to forward the
same, take no thought of what I nave
written until you might chance to come
this way, when you may quit the indebt-
edness in your W time.
l should be pleased at any occasion to
receive a visit from you, and should you
be in need of rum, axes, log chains or
some very heavy boots for self or serv-
ants, 1 should be pleased to sell them to
you. Y'r ob't servant,
VIM. GREEN.
Mr.. Green had a small supply depot
near Oriskany creek, and his polite
and apologize dunning letter $50 diff
ferent from the please remit at once
of the present day. was sem to a man
named DoXtader, who resided down
the Mohawk valley somewhere neal
Fort Plain.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22
In next weeks DEMocRAT. wi

In next weeks DEMOCRAT, will
begin a new serial entitled
Brewster's Millions, by George
Barr McCutcheon, author OF
Graustark and one of the most
popular story writer's Of the day.
There is nothing dull about one
of McCutcheon's stories. There
is plenty action in them and the
interest becomes intense as the
tale proceeds. Don't miss this
story.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22

Two new ventures in the local
newspaper field are the Warner
World and the Claremont Re
corder. The amateur puts up
decidedly the best paper.
The Aberdeen Democrat. (Aberdeen, South Dakota) 1???-1909, 1905-12-22
Tragic Christmas Dnv.

Christmas. which is usually regarded
as the happiest day Of all the year, has
frequently witnessed tragic events.
Diocletian began one of his persecu-
tons Of the Christmas in 3O3 when
on Christr day he burned a church
full of the followers of the Nazarene,
William the Conqueror is said to have
slaughtered 100000 men, women and
children on Christmas day in the year
1908.
IN ITO Thomas a Beckett preached a
Christmas day sermon that caused his
death four days later.
John Wyclif, the great reformer. died
on Christmas day, 1884.
In 1868 Christmas day in London
saw the great plague at its height.
One thousand people were dying daily.
Water Cure for Constipation
Half a pint Of hot water taken hal,
an hour before breakfast will ns,1aI1
Keep the bowels regular. Harsh
c~athartics should be avoided. When
a p%u!rgative is needed, take Chamher.
laln's Stomach and Liver Tablets
They are mild and gentle in their
action. For sale by all druggists.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-06-10
Acute Rheumatism.

Deep caring or wrenchiDg pains, a
casionedbv getting wet through: WON
when ut r..st. or on first moving IN
limbs AMI n cold or damp weather
cured quickly by Billiards. Snow Lan1
ment. Osca' OlesOn. Gibson City, llL|
writes, Feb i6. 1872: "A year ago
was troubled. with II pain in my back
soon got so lad could not bend .osel,
One bottle a Billiards. Snow Einimen'
cured me-" Csc. soc. $l.O0.
Sold by FralkliD Drug Co.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-06-10
Just What Everyone Should Do.

Just What Everyone Should Do.
Mr.. j I. Barber, of lrWinvile, Ga.
always keeps bottle of chamberlain 5
Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
at hand ready for instant use. Attacks
of collie. cholera mnrbus and diarrhoea
come ON so suddeRly that there is no
time to hunt !. doctor or go to the store
for medicine Mr. Barber says: |
have tried Chaml erlain's collie. Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy which is one of
the best medci es | ever saw. l keep IA
bottle Of it in my room as | have had
several attacks of collie and it has proved
to be the best medicine ever used >
For sale by A. j. DclahOussayc.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1905-06-10
J. E. Harvey
lie N T l S T
CFICE OVER
DeIahou>aye'S.Dr Store ;.
FRANKLIN, LA.
Found Cure fc Dyspepsia.

Mrs. S. Lindsay. O,Fort William
Ontario. Canada, VIII, has suffered
quite IA number of years from dyspep-
STA and great pains in he stomach,
was advised by her druggist to take
Champerlain' Stomach nd Liver
Tablets. She did so and sa.s, II find
that they nave done ME geat deal
of good. have never had an. suffer-
ing since | began using ther.'' If
troubled with dyspepsia or iniges-
ton why not take these Tables, get
well and stay well! For sale by \ J.
Delahoussaye.