Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1905-01-13

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ivei Mr.. Broken but would like
70 have a Ave for change.Ex
Jurgs Knox On the court room)
I've lost my hat Attorney That's
nothing lost suit here yesterday.
-Ex.
He-It's hard to keep secret some
times. isn't it, she-I don't know;
I've never tried it. Detroit Fres
Press.
a little boy was asked his name, and
answered: well, they call me Jim
mile, for short; but my maiden name =
James,
'I'm sure he said he was out Of poll
itics for good "You must have mis-
understood him. He's out for the
goods IN politics. Philadelphia Press.
Edith When accepted Jack be
said he was IN the seventh heavenl
Ethel Quite likely; he's been engaged
to six other girls this season.-Jester.
Minister So you saw some boys
fishing on the Sabbath, my young man.
Did you do anything to discourage
them7 Small Boy Yes sir; / stole
their bait.
Hawkins That pickpocket they
caught is really very intelligent fell
low sampson--No doubt Of it. He
proved that By his ability to locate .
lady's pocket.
Jaggles- do those noblemen who
come over here to visit us acquire
many Of our cuytoms7 Waggles-I
presume 20. At any rate. they borrow
great deal from us.
my kingdom for a horseF' cried
Richard the Third. And a moment
later he was seen slowly emerging
from under his ballKy automobile
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr.. Gooder-Here's book I'd very
much like to have our daughter read.
1t contains some good advice for a girl
Of her age. Mrs GOoder-Yery well.
I'll forbid her to touch it.
"A mighty poor sermonF' said Knox,
as they came out OF church. what
a would you expect for a cent? an
!, swered Cox, who had seen what the
F; kicker had dropped into the plate
/ Clones borrowed dollar from me
yesterday" EYES," 'He paid me back
!, with the same dollar / loaned him.
That's strange" ''No. couldn't pass
it either Cleveland Plain Dealer
Just Too Lovely: eyes" said the
s first actress, i've got lovely new
= play for this season" "What IS itr'
Z asked the other. "A society drama Ii
? four acts and I'VE new gowns INK.
kissing Bugs: He-Let us cit out
on the lawn and watch for shooting
4 stars. She --Oh, somebody might zee
us. Let's cit inside the grape arbor
5 and watch for lightning bugs. Judge.
YES" said Mr.. Borem. .I'm disap-
pointed in these shoes. It's funny now.
J, adays how ones things wear out be-
d fore one knows it." Eyes" replied
o Miss Weary, with a yawn. especially
g ones welcome"
4 Teacher Now, then, Tommy, you
i have no good excuse for staying away
from school yesterday. Tommy Well.
it wasn't my fault Teacher-It
I wasn't? TommyNo ma'am. done
I, my best to think up one.
!; "Oh, children You are no noisy to-
: day. Can't you be a little stiller and
! better2" Now, grandma, you must be
a little considerable, and not scold us.
IN You see, II it wasn't for us you would
is not be grandma at ALL
s, She-And you say you would die for
e. me2 Mr.. Boresome-A thousand tines.
IS She Would you mind doing it just
once -straightaway7 You know papa
has been appointed coroner, and he
d hasn't had any practice yet Boston
q Traveller.
{ Burly Party-Are you aware, sir.
that you deliberately placed your UNI.
breIla in my ear last EVENING" Little
20 Binerton-Very careless OF me, I'm
I surel wonder what became Of 1t
- and Would 1t be too much trouble
4 TO ask you to return -Tlt-Bits.
Jones-It is just impossible for me
to keep a lead pencil. People are al
I'd ways borrowing, you know, and they
Sc always forget to return. Brown Why
e. / never have any trouble. See, Nv,
ia got whole vest pocketfu1 Of pencils
Jones-Doesn't that prove just what
said7
he WILLIE met our new minister OF
my way to Sunday school, mamma
and he asked me II 1 ever played mar
bles on Sunday. Mother-H'm And
what did you say TO that2 WILLIE
M said, Get thee behind me- satang ant
nd walked right of and left him. Lon
to don Tit-Bits.