The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-09-17
tcopyrght BY s. S. Mcclure & Company

~ found Kirksy resting, with his pipe lit smut-faced
and blue overallcd
,I'Tis fair afternoon, said, 'bnt bids to be colder
ibid ever yo.'' began Klrksy honorably, about
the time Henry Horsecolar and took photograph
to South American and ! felt ashamed OF my subter.
ugc and dropped the wooden chair he kicked toward
Henry quarerbree-d, quart err back Cherokee
educated East In the idoms of football and West IN
cohtrabaid whisky, gentleman. same as you or
me, He easy and ronpng IN his ways; q man ABOUT
Six foot with a kind OF rubbertire movement. Yes, he
was n little man about five foot five. I'VE foot eleven
lie what you would call medium tall man OF aver
age smalness Henry had QUIT college once. and tho
Muscogee jail three tines-once for introducing and
twice for selling whisky in the Territories Henry horse
hind him. He didn't belong to that tribe Of Indians
Henry and mo met at Texarkana and figured out
that photograph scheme. He had $3.50 which came to
him allotment in the reservation. 4 had
run Little Rock account Of distyessful
scene witnessed the street there A stood
on box and passed around some gold watches, screw
case stem w!nders Egin movement very elegant
Twenty bucks they cost you the coun;er At 50
the crowd fought for the tIcke The happened to
liko putting hot biscuits on plate. The backs
hard but the crowd ita ear to the
and they licked modifying and agreeable Three OF those
watches genuine tckers; but the rest. they
only kickers Hey? Why empty cases with one Of them
horny black bugs that ny around electric lights In EN-
Them bugs kick Oft minutes and seconds industrious and
beautiful The man was speaking Of cleaned up s2ss.
time to wind watches In Little Rock etomoogist would
be needed, and he wasn't one.
so. AZ say Henry had $3.50 and I had $685. The
phonograph Idea was Hcnrys but took to It freely be
Ing fond OF machinery OF all kinds.
''Thc Latin IN his
q idoms he learned at college are peculiarly adapted to
victims Of the phonoginph They the artis
e tic temperament They for music color
saiety. They give up warnpnm to the hand organ man
4 with the grocery and the brcadfrult tree
s" Then T. well export canned to the
Latns; but I'm mindful Of Mr.. Julius Caesars account
Of EN- where he says omnia Galla in tres dvisa
est" which is the same as to say. I'VE will need all
OF our gall In deysing to them partes,'"
hated to mako show OF education, but disIncined
TO DO overdono in syntax by Indian to whom we
is situated.
I'VE bought1a fine phonograph In Texarkana-one OF
packed UP. took r. aud p for New Orleans
From that celebrated Of and DISTINGUISHED
South America or a1extcol am full Of biy divulge
the location Of tits the rural delivery route
eoored yellow on the map and branded with the literature
I'VE landed on smiling coast at town they de-
nounced by the name recolect. OF Sore
toe-kangaroo. Twas a palaabe enough place to look
at The houses We're clean and white. sticking about
among the scenery ko hardboled eggs served with
lettuce There block OF skyscraper mountains In
the suburbs and they kept pretty quiet. like they
And the sea was remarkng sh shsh the beach,
and now and then ripe coccoanut would fall kerbp in
that after Gabriel quits blowing his norm the car
starts. with Philadelphia swinging last strap
toa.kangaroo will wake up and ask II anybody spoke
THE captain went ashore with and offered con-
duct what he seemed to like call the obsequies. He
introduced Henry and me to the United States Consul
and roam man, the head of the Department Of Mer-
cenary and Licentious Disposition way upon
his Sign
@ 81 touch here again a week from to-day, says tho
" captain.
by that time told him., wen be amasslng wealth
IN the ntror towns with galvanized prima donna
correct limitations OF sousa's band excavatlng
march from a tin mine
Any gentleman in the audience who kindly steps upon
the stage and looks this country in the win be
verted to tho hypothesis but ny in the Elgn
Yen be standing knee deep IN the surf wait-
Ing for me, and your machine for making HAMBURGER
of the hitherto respected art OF music Will be-
playing There's No Place Like Home = s 8&&
Henry skinned twenty Off his roll. and received
from the ercenary Dispositions paper bear
Ing red seal and a dialect story, and no change,
Then got the Consul full OF red Wine and struck
him for horoscope. Flo was thin, yolngsh kind Of
man, should past fifty sort Of French Irish in his
attened kind Of man. IN whom drink lay stag
was kind Dutchman. being sad and genial In his
ways.
people have heard it. They would not believe It.
II they should Sophisticated children Of nature
progress has never condemned them the work
OF opener overture, and mgtime might I'M
otto them bloody revolution But you can try the
populaee may not wake up when you play There's two
way says tho Consul they may take It. They may be-
listen listening a M9 Through eorsa or they viii
get excited and anspose the key OF the music With an
axe and yourselves into dungeon n the later case
says the Consul III do duty by cabling 10 the State
Department. and III wrap the Stars and Stripes around
you when you come to be shot and threaten them with
the vengeance Of the greatest gold export and financial
reserve nation earth The flag is full of bullet holes
now says the Consul made in that way Twice
The first time the department sent me pair Of gum
boots The other time when mah named Pease
was going to be executed here. They referred that
appeal to the Secretary OF Agriculture Let us now
Orb the senior behind the bar subsequence of the
Thus soloquzed tho Consul of Sore. toe kangaroo to
mo and Henry IIorsecollar E6
but, notwhstand'ng we hired q room that after.
npala ~, giro thai