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The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The articles Of incorporation Tor the
Sanders ore Separating Co. were 6lcd
In the Clerks Office last week.
Il provides that the principal office
shall be at Marion. The work " the
plant will be the preparing for market
and marketing Of ores aud other min.
cral products. The buying, selling, lcas.
ins. sublcaslng of lands, mineral rights
leases and timber lands. al,o the con.
construction and operating of buildings.
wagon roads TO and from the init Is
and lands to any railroad or river etc.
l. ltstroyidci that the capital sto,k
shad be $1,000 divided into two
hundred shar,s of the par value oi SloO
each.
The stockholders ate a. follows
Walter Sanders. Of New York. ~
shares. W. Murray Sanders. uf MNilu
~ shares. Cyril c. Sanders. ,i Main
a. shares
II Is provided that the couut ,,tt
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

That person who cheats in small
things, will, if the opportunity offers,
cheat in larger things.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Duty is that solution Of the life prob
lens which determines ones own
destiny.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15
OO

Trust no future howe'er pleasant,
but trust your own self-therein lies
victory or defeat, and il is with ones
self which it will be.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The best structure one can build is
well rounded character.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The Commodore Mining Company
has about completed the installation
Of their air compressor plant which Is
the largest plant oi tms kmu IN
the district
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

=. julius Fohs, assistant Gcologist
of the Kentucky Geological Survey,
left recently Tor Lexington 20 spend
the winter during which time he will
make oat his report on the Crittcndcn
and Livingston mining field Tor pub.
ication. With a corps of field assistants
he made a survey of this district dur.
ing the summer months. the state
having this survey made Tor the pur,
Pose of verifying conclusions reached
IN previous surveys.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

There is formula given in the Bible
which will enable us to arrive at the
solution Of most life problems: What
soever thy hands find to do, do 1t with
thy might"
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The jack Of all trade has passed
with the passing years. Ever 500 30
his trade Is twenty ccntur! .h,
and the one who Is pcrsistci
wise will be- forced to the " uvr
or later. The many sided
genius or a wonderful syst, Dc.
But even the mtnysidcd ms
''this one thing do. al ct
.r..,...,..t a.. .i..hth AL
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

lcoaunuel to eighth p-geJ
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

There is a vast difference between
the wishing to do a thing and the will
lingness to do it. With much propriety
could mankind be divided into three
classes: wanters, wishers andwillers.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

The Marion Mineral Company has
been busy the whole time and the week
has perhaps not passed in which Sec.
rotary johnson Order has not remind.
ci the local agent that he was out u
cars al Mexico. one ~ the company's
shipping paints.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

Dignity is not a starched shirt too
stiff to bend without breaking. II is
that personal bearing that keeps a per-
son above STOPPING to little meannesses.
1t also eliminates the getting even
trait.
The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1905-12-15

During the next two or three issues
the editor Of this column will open the
door to his library and let you have a
peep within, with some general re-
marks ON books and their use and
abuse.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
ON Their. HONEYMOON
Brides and Grooms as Seen at
the Capitol.
ARE NOT ALL ALIKE
FUNNY THINGS SEEN BY A HARD
ENED OBSERVER.
This Has Been a Great Winter for
"Doves''-Always Sign
of Good Times.
ARE NOT ALL ALIKE

Never noticed such big lot of doves as
there are around here this year. was the
observation of Capitol guide to Star
man the ether day.
''Doves?" inquired the man to whom the
remark was made, involuntarily gazing up
into the cornices to see if any of the white
birds were visible
Eyes, doves repeated the guide. Goo
ers. hand-claspers, ear-whsperers, eye
searchers, dark-corner hunters
ooh, you mean newly married people,
We'll, what did you think meant?' said
the guide. Il haven't seen anything like so
many of them in all the twenty years I've
been prowling around this building.
And dye know it's sure sign of good
times, too? I've noticed that during the
periods when the country was in the finan-
cial and commercial dumps, the we-are-the-
only-two-on- hearth folks have become eX
ceedingly scarce around here. But when
the factory chimneys are belching smoke,
as the newspapers and campaign docu-
ments put it when business is humming
over the land, the doves flock and herd all
over this building from basement to dome
in such sleWS and s!athers that you've got
to pick your steps like Shoshone Indian
doing rdS-egg dance, and keep your
eyes straight ahead like buck soldier on
parade, so as not to see them and en-
barraSs them when they are murmurinS
things to each other in shadowy receSseS.
queer thing, too, that murmuring. They
all do it. | never was able to quite figure
out where they find all the things to muir
muir TO each other, but l never got mar
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
How They Appear in Public.

Curious thing, by the way, that the
newly spliced middle-aged doves are far
and away more publicly affectionate and
goo-goo-ey than the young couples The
young ones, you understand, take it all out
in whispering when they imagine they are
alone. When they are treading under the
dome of the sky or Of the Capitol, and in
the suspecting gaze of other folks, they
try with all their might to make it appear
as if they had an intense. not to say ma
lignant, hatred for each Other-try to make
out as if they're in each others company
a result of circumstances over which
they have no control.
But the pairs that have doubled up
after waiting fifteen or twenty years for a
good crop and even the couples that have
been fashioned into one after both of them
have plainly been in state of oneness be-
fore (and who can't spot the ex-widow or
the eXwidower away off through a black
fog?)-these Sunset-of-life doves don't in
the least mind doing their counting right
out in the middle of the rotunda and they
know the business of their parts, too with
out any promptbook.
Il took finely feathered pair of them
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18

that exactly matched the blue of her eyes,
together forming delightful color har
mony with her glowing cheeks and masses
of wayy, golden hair.
Where did you get it?' he asked, va
cantly.
"What-oh, this gown" following his;
eyes. II borrowed it for the occasion. Isn't
it pretty?" Now complete master of her
self, she laughed delcously at his expense.
What's the joker interrupted the hostess
from the end of the table. Come, that
isn't fair. We were led to suppose that
you two had never laid eyes each other
before, and here you're acting If there'd
been something doing between you" Nan
was already falling into her husbands
slangy vernacuiar
Miss Blossoms room mate looked up
knowingly. Here's my solution" she be-
gan. May landed here bearing strange
mans suit case, which strongly resembled
her own. AS she did not relish raising a
laugh ct her expense, ! offered her The
gown she now wears. Then along comes
Mr. Absentminded Author, who hasn't the
grace to put on a dress suit-or Is 1t the
means? Putting two and two together,
and then taking them apart in different
way, 1t might be that he had her suit Use
oh, you can see the rest for yourselves.
Good diagnosis" agreed Jim. But what
became of Jack in the meantimeg'
"Ob, j stopped off at Little Silver.
II thought it was only politicians who
went astray over a little silver" laughingly
averred one of the other guests.
Come, now, COLTS affected me in DIFF
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18

and hurried out, just as the train began to
gather Roadway.
-Four hours later found the weekend
guest alighting within the porte-cochere OF
Jim's summer villa.
We'll. | was almost giving you up as
a bad job the relieved greeting of
his host. But that's the way with these
busy mortals who try TO hog two Jobs at
once. Come right up stairs; it's almost din
ner time. and you'll just have Il chance to
dress. The rest got back from chasing the
balls at Deal an hour ago. but they're still
prnking for the dance. Yes, our trillion-
aire is still here he kept on with his run
ming fire, as he led the way, and so is Miss
May Blossom. Let me give you tip, old
Inan--she's read your last book and likes
it immensely. There, don't let on that l
gave her away"
AS he threw open the door he added, con-
utes for presto change! You know the
way to the dining hall. Ring If you want
anything under the SUM-"
al want an ocean dip about as badly as
anything" sighed Ralston.
'Sh-h don't murmur IT above a whisper.
1t isn't fashionable at Elberon to use the
big bath tub. as my little niece dubbed old
Neptune. The only time you can safely
bathe is at am. IL you wouldn't be for
ever branded pleb
With a final gesture of caution he was
gone and Ralston turned to his suit case.
Hastily unstrapplng 1t he revealed to view
a lacy. fluffy black creation with pale pink
trimmings. Too surprised even to whistle.
he stood regarding the vision with mingled
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
IN SPITE OF HIMSELF.
An Officer Who Simply Couldn't Help
Being Brave

Speaking of war Incidents" said vet
eran newspaper man, "a friend Of mine in
West Virginia who wore the Union blue in
the civil war was the principal actor in an
affair that was unique. He was promoted
from captain to colonel for bravery in
the face of the enemy when as a matter
of fact he was brave on the occasion which
brought about his promotion because he
could not help it. 1t was a case of bravery
being actually forced upon him, against his
will.
ut appears that the Union troops of
which the captains company was a part
had become demoraliZed to some extent
by the fire of the confederates, and the
soldiers We're scattered over the battlefield
in squads. The captain had secured a stray
horse, and soon after mounting the strange
animal orderly dashed up to him and
said:
1.-The general commands you to charge
your men and take those works i'll front
Of your line
Turning to the scattered troops the cap
tain sang out:
"'Rally, men, the general has ordered US
to capture those works ahead
"As some of the soldiers We're lining up
for the advance the captain accidentally
touched his spurs to the TANKS of the
strange horse. With a snort the animal
Selling the bit in its teeth, sprang forward,
and going like a whirlwind, headed straight
for the enemy s works.
"'Come on, men, shouted the captain, as
the bride in desperate effort to bring the
excited beast to standstill. But the more
| he tugged at the bit the faster the horse
went toward the enemy.
"Bullets were tipping uncomfortably
| close TO the captain and he expected to be
| punctured by a mimic ball at any instant
| He glanced backward and saw his scattered
| followers far in the rear. He was close
| upon the earthworks, when, gripping the
reins and closing his eyes, the meantime
yelling whoa at the horse he prepared
| for the worst. With a mighty bound the
| animal cleared the works and was on the
| inside. The sole defender was a gray-clad
| confederate infantryman. who had been
pegging away with his musket at the
| Union line
Surrender, you scoundrel.' shouted the
| captain, partly in terror and partly to ter
| rorize the solitary confederate soldier.
"'You go to Hades, you Internal Yank.'
| replied the southerner. as he dashed down
| hill and disappeared In nearby thiclset
| leaving the captain and his excited. pranc-
| ing steed in sole possession of the works
! he had captured single-handed and against
| his will.
ct was simply rushed into fame and
| glory by n crazy runaway horse. said the
| captain, but when my promotion came,
| with a thrilling description of my heroic
| charge and capture l simply accepted it
| as one of the fortunes of war. although it
| was a mistake and did not deserve it. /
| was glad l escaped with my life
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18

face when modder talked of lowering prices
50 she wouldn't have SO much money COM
ing in.
says. Never lower en-"
Sure, dearie,' says me troubled modder
I'VE tried dat, and de more raises EN-
de more woik de swell ladies sends to us.
and de more COILS we has to hire. It's Il
bad way
Duchess was so paralyzed at de way de
Old ladies looks at de game dat she couldn t
speak, SO L says: why don't YOU and
Mrs. Murphy start saving bank account
and not be boddered wit de keep of de long
green. if OATS what's keeping you awake
nights l don't know what de feeling can
be like to have more long green dan l want
having French gOil for a wife-but if it
is as bad as all dat put your troubles on
de savings banks.
Not in dis end of town, Chimnie,' says
Mrs Murphy. It's wort your life to draw
out your money when you once get it in.
If you are seen going to de bank, and draw
out so much as de price of new apron,
run starts. Dey are good citizens in dis
part of Manhattan, all right-perhaps-b
dey can't be educated to believe dat any one
wants to draw out money unless de bank is
on de blink-and den de panic.
'Dere isn't a Hun or Scandinavian in
dis end of town dat hasn't a tousand in a
savings bank. and what dey has it for sure
1 don't know at all, for dey never uses it.
But let em tink dat de bank is paying out
cent to anybody, den dey all begins TO
TAX IN pagan ldhsWuuSeS 10 once, 10 pun
out DER hairs, poor souls, and de cOppers
wit DER night sticks isn't enough to drive
'em away from de banks. What good is
money dat you don't need for rent and tea?
If you keep it in stocking like your dear
modder and me does, you is afraid of de
robbers; and if you put it in a bank you
can't go near it witout starting riot. It's
to de bad Chimmie'
IT'S de trute as was ever told ME mod
der says. "Dere's a Roosian Teddy on de
floor below us whose good husband runs
ten sewing machines in der bad room
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18

Me good old modder is up against de
hardest trouble of her life-she's making
more money dan she needs for her living
expenses, and she don't know what TO do
bout it. 1 was telling you how she got TO be
French laundress along wit de swell trade
dat Miss Fannie and Duchess drummed up
for her. Duchess made her do business I'M
der a French name-and double her price.
Mrs Murphy is her partner, and dey has
dozen COILS woiliiag for dem, ana all de
trade dey can do When she foist got into
trouble wit making more money dan her
expenses she sends for me and Duchess
ana she says, Me dears,' she SAYS what
Will ever do? Shall ] lower me price or
refuse all de business dat is coming our
way since me and Mrs. Murphy. got 10 be
french laundresses. instead of Irish-Ameri-
can wash ladies. What will / do, me dsars L?
for all de stockings we isn't wearing is
hlllnS wit money and ii is a sore trouble
Wen, you should seen de look on Duchess
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
CHIMMIE FADDEN.
A Heart-to-F1eart Talk on the Use and Value
of Hot Air.
WRITTEN FOR THE EDWARD TOWNSEND.
Copyright, 1905 by ". TownscndD

rush for de bank. screaming. good Teddy.
like she was gone mad entirely as I guess
she had.
DE street was packed wit fighting,
screaming, cursing. ft-trunning gentlemen
and leddies from dis end of town, and de
Roosian Teddy holds up her baby TO de cop
dat was trying to keep order and she begs
him for de love of heaven to let her in dc
bank to get de money for to save de life of
her dear child.
DE cop gives her place in line and gets
her In, and she draws out fifteen hundred
dollars, and she's sitting up wit it now and
hasn't moved a step away from IL for
week. Sure dere's noting but trouble for
dem has money. as we'll Mrs. Murphy
and me knows. But ! cured de little gurrul
dat had de cold. and we has her To wurruk
for us, doing light jobs at four a week-de
saints be praised.
Well, l sees dat what de old ladies was
wanting for Duchess to take of
DER Doodle. She likes to take care of mine
too well. but she was shy of taking care OF
deirs. We coaXed her little. and she has
II now in bank where it isn't de fashion
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18

where de also sleeps, and where you
couldn't swing a full-grown cat by its poor
tail and dey has money in Grand street
bank 1 was down in DER room de odder
day, giving some medicine / got for little
gurrel ten years old dat runs one OF de
sewing machines and dat had bad troat
because she come to wurruk without
and snow and hail and sleet and chill, and
I was having a talk wit de Teddy. 1t is
cruel country, dis. Mrs Fadden,' says de
Roosian Teddy De poor has no chance in
dis country, she says. De rich has all de
money and we poor has noting for to buy
bread wit-let alone medicine for de sick
gurruls we have to pay two dollars
week to-.
..Well, as she was telling me her troubles
n neiehbor comes in de room, trimming fits
as she comes, and she says dat man was
seen drawing money out of the Grand street
bank. and dat de bank was on de bum en-
tirely. You'd never believe de way dat poor,
dear Roosian Teddy acted, She pulls her
hair and frots at de mout, and grabs her
baby-what was sitting on a pile of clod-
ding making buttonholes-and she makes u
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18

Now, / had it charted out that the old
Benedict was a scfty and a mark under
any and all circumstances. But he wasn't,
and you can take it from me. After L had
shown them everything in the building, let
ting on all the time that / was born deaf
and blind. and they were ready to go. the
old boy summons me to corner.
My SON, says he, you're on to your
job all right. and you make a sure-enough
hit with me- and he tips me a wink and
pokes me in the ribs, and then he slips me
FLYER. He was just plain case of joilier
who knew his gait, that's all, and l guess
the answer is that she had the gold in the
outfit when they decided to go tandem.
They're not all cooers, though. | show
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
South Africa for Women.

From the Imperial COl0nisf.
If woman desires to be her husbands
comrade and friend, his true partner, shar-
Ing his real life as well as his joys. and
halving his troubles, nowhere has she a
better chance than in South Africa, where
the comfort and well-being of the house.
hold depends absolutely on the house,
mothers pluck, tact and skill in evolving
comfort and refined surroundings out Of
difficult and unpromising material.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18

ed the scrappiest young couple around the
other day that l ever nudSed alongside of.
There wasn't in either of them, and
yet l could tell by their makeup that they
hadn't been married more than three days
You know the way they're rugged: Man
with fearfully brand-new suit hat, shoes.
gloves and cane, and that wriggly, uncom-
Portable look that some fellows wear when
all of their toys are right off the hook;
and the girl, too, with everything new
from hat to spats, and looking if she'd
appreciate about 10 minutes of a house
pper and sinners q whole lot
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
Reprehensible Conduct in Kansas.
Topeka Capita

rom the IUpeka OHpItdI
We are panied to note that Eddie Wright
persists in wearing his smoking Jacket up
town and during business hours. All of the
authorities agree that this is mot only UNI
conventional, but improper.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-02-18
Hot Air A-Plenty,

Lucille, dream of my life said he, if
you persist in standing in that cruel draft
your little boy will go stark, -taring mad!
OF what possible value would your poor
little bubbsy wubbsy's life be to him if his
ittie-bittie Lucille were to get pneumonia
and be carried away up to tDe stars by the
whitest angel that ever and SO on-you
can fill out the rest yourself, but that was
the general line of escaping steam that the
old boy let out
Never 100 mind Oodzy- Woobzy,' she
replied 'Baby's not going TO cave her
teeny-weeny Bubbsy-boy,' and so on, until,
say, I'd have given $98 to We been alone in
the woods for about minute, SO that
could bust loose and howl like wild man
of Borneo.
'.The funny part of it was that his old
loyelets weighed about 260 and didn't have
four hairs on his head, while the bride
would have got the worth of her money to
the extent of a couple of hundred pounds
in weighing machine, and plainly had too
much hair for it to be all on the level, for
a lot of it got slantwise and came near
blowing off on the trip up to the dome.
Ibid they go up to the dome? Well,
think yes. The old boy virtually carried
her up He wanted to show her. suppose,
that he was still in the game. but he
painted over the job like an overweight
prize fighter after hard bunch of rounds
But he was dead game, all right, and when
he finally got her to the top she tossed
enough nosegays of praise at him for be-