The San Francisco call., 1905-08-10

n save John d. Rockefeller. -
I i Governor La Toilette Of Wis
eonsin-
John d. Rockefeller is the most dan
gerous man out of prison in the United
states. Rev. Herbert S. Johnson OF
Boston.
The same, with variations TO suit per-
sonal idiosyerasies.-A few million other
people,
There is neRs high. and there's non"
| so low,
(And / guess that ! know what I'm
| singlnEt
There is nans so fieh or so poor tro~
tAnd the nation It's comfort Is brinsinsl'
There is none SO sanity and none so Vie'
la the attic 90 Ia the cellar.
That he cent add stone 10 the Dig
f0ahnlio
For jaha -, Rockefeller
so it's hey, thefal hustle the stones!
| feit him ahd welt him 10 damage MS
bones,
For he Is a sinner whom nobody owns.
This Jehn y, Rockefeller,
We know very well. both you and |
| (1far zeal in Our boaoms ~ hurning),
| At a chance for his wealth we'd undouot-
ediy shy.
| our noses IN seornins upturnins.
| We may wiekedy live and wickedly die,
Re toted by Nick 10 his cellar.
| But wa still have some stones for the
prongate bones
| OF John ID. Rockefeller.
So it's quick therel gather some rocks!
Chuck EN- and buck EN- regardless OF
knocks!
We can all add few to the various
or John, d. Rockefeller.
Don't think this word in behalf OF him
| there
! CThat isn't the line OF my ditty).
/ For the fellow who robs to the drone OF a
prayer,
! Is scarcely an object for pity;
| And Vet / have noticed a feeling in me
And perhaps in yourself tbs dweller-
That I'd like just grab at the shekels,
you see,
OF John D. Rockefeller.
So IFS hev there! hustle the stonesl
Don't mention the feeling each one OF Us
owns,
For this is the moment Tor psltins tue
bones
OF John D. Rockefeller.
uTHERE is oleomargarines" said the
papa goat, reHectlVeIyt anu OoI-
terine, and the stuff that is sold
from frkins, and a large number Of other
things"
Il have heard that there Is" said the
kid of the reflective mind.
so you see that 1 have plenty Of COM
petition: and yet the papa goat proud
ly lowered his head-'I still maintain the
reputation OF being the strongest butter
of them all"
which is why the kid is very proud Of
his father.
Moral: Sometimes the one who butts in
gets the reputation
PHILOSOPHY IN THE HAYMoW.
It's better 10 be a mejum- sized is than
an overgrown has been
Muscle don't count evrything- My bull
kin lick any critter in the neighborhooo,
but he's gently reckerniZed es dunn
fool
pint of view mounts ter constable. I
notice 1 kin fergive my dog fer chasin'
Sis caows blame sight easier n l kin MS
hens fer scratchin' up my garden
Sometimes a feller loses his reck min
on kids an their prospecs. The derndest
chump in the skule L went tew es in
Congress now; the smart boys in jail
Don't claim it's alters so-ef twas yeW
cd reckon on kids prospects easy
nOugh-buC twas IN THIS case du II
keeps me kinder guessin.
No use tryin' ter make fellew dew
what he amt prepared fer. A settin' hen
amt wuth a dern fer lay1n.
ST Bilkins II skin yew in a hoss trade,
an then lift his voice in prar-meetin'.
He says ole Rockefeller orto be 'shamed
of hisself, an 1 s'pose he he'd.
THE GENTLE LITTLE skEETER-
The United States Marine Hospital
service has issued circular announcing
that ''the infection of yellow fever is
carried by mosquitoes, and by no other
means"
THE gentle little skeeter, with his
gentle little way,
Who comes about my lowly couch to
hum his gentle lay.
I used to wonder what he said; wonder
now no more.
For here's the song he's singing, as he
whets his bill to bore:
Tz-Z-z-ze-e-ee tZ-z-Z-zo-o-ooi
Here's Yellow Jack for YOU
Tz-z-Z-zo-o-oo tz-z-z-ze-e-ee!
Inoculate you free.
1 used to wonder what he sung while
waging hopeless war,
Till the doctors kindly told US what the
pesky imp is for.
1 think perhaps I'm skeptical, for painful
doubts will come
I've noticed doctors theories do some
times wobble some
That Yellow Jack might still exist with
no mosquito near,
1 yet must fear. for oft at night this
little song I hear:
Tz-z-z-zoo-o-oo tz-z-z-ze-e-eel
The doctors tickle me.
TZ-Z-Z-Ze-e-ee tZ-Z-Z-Zo-o-ooi
They really, really do.
I'd like a cure for Yellow Jack to help
the stricken throng
But also 1 should like a sure to end that
drafted song!