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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15
An InsinuatiOn.

AH IEISINuHCIOn.
He-Do you believe in ghosts?
She-No; do you?
He-Yes; I saw one last night.
She-How did it look?
He-It appeared in the form Of dom
key.
She-Were you standing in front of
mirror when you saw it?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15

"You may have one WISH" said the
good fairy, ''and it will be granted"
"Well," replied Johnny Wise, II wish
I may have everything I want"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15

The most necessary learning is not to
unlearn what you have learned.-Laer-
thus.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15

Have used Pisos Cure for Consump-
ton nearly two years.. and find nothing
to compare with it.-Mrs. Morgan, Berke-
ley, Cal, Sept. 2, 1901.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15

sTwent Home to Die from Gravel TrssblA
Doctors failed. DR.. David Keanedy's TRyorits Es8
sdy cured mo-" Mrs. O. w. Brown. Petersburg, u. u.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15

Don't try to kill two birds with one
stone. Use a shotgun.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15

Mrs. winslow's SOOTHING srRuR for ChildreR
teething softens the gums reduces inhammatten, Ah
lays pain. cures wind colic IS cents bottle.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15
HISTORIC FOREIGNERS.
Spanish Minister Descendant Of Com.
panion of Columbus.

Many Of the diplomats who are now
serving in Washington are bearers Of
names which mean much to the stu
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15
Lydia e. PkHakksa7s,S
NeMeEaEXe GOzssksOszssd

&Y0kA EE f~KkEsakSS1EN -
Vegetable Compound
IL a positive cure for all those painful
ailments of women. 1t will entirely
cure the worst forms of Female Com
plants, all Ovarian troubles, Inflam-
nation and liberation. Falling and
DisplacementS of the Womb and con-
sequent Spinal Weakness, and is
pecu iarly adapted to the Change of
Life. Every time it will cure
Backaches
It has cured more cases of Leucor.
fhea than any other remedy the world
has ever known. 1t is almost infallible
in such cases. 1t dissolves and expels
Tumors from the Uterus in an early
stage of development. That
Bearing-d0Wn Feeling,
causing pain, weight and headache, is
instantly relieved and permanently
cured by its use. Under all circumA
stances 1t acts in harmony with the
female system. 1t corrects
Ls's'egWzas'ifys
Suppressed or Painful Menstruation,
Weakness of the Stomach, Indigestion,
Bloating, Flooding, Nervous Prostra-
ton, Headache, General Debility. Also
Dizziness Faiaf18ess,
Extreme Lassitude. "don't-care and
"want-to-be-left-alone y feeling, excit-
ability, irritability, nervousness, sleep
lessness, hatulency, melancholy or the
blues" and backache. These are
sure indications of Female Weakness,
some arrangement of the Uterus. For
Kidney Complaints
and Backache of either sec the Vegeta-
bic Compound is unequaled,
You can write Mrs Pinkham about
yourself in Strictest confidence.
LYDIA z. PINKHAM MED. CO., Lynn. Mass,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15
k,E'egExEaEsifyy

Suppressed or Painful Menstruation,
Weakness of the Stomach, Indigestion,
Bloating, Flooding, Nervous Prostra-
ton. Headache. General Debility. Also
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1905-07-15
Backachea


causing pain, weight and headache, is
instantly relieved and permanently
cured by its use. Under all circumA
stances it acts in harmony with the
farm ale SvStan II corrao+c
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
From the Sunny South.

Away down in West Virginia,
Far far away,
There is a place where they keep boarders
Both night and day,
Right on the banks of Green Briar River,
Near Travellers Repose,
Lives ]. E. Rhoades with his wife and chidre
That's the way the story goes
Now listen while l tell you something,
What do you think?
One day there came along fellow
And they said it was Ned Brink.
Then he and the fair young Edyth
Went to Warrington
And when they came back, two days later,
They two had made one.
While there they had been married.
The preacher was an ME-
Then of course they were as happy
AS ever they could be.
The bride was gowned in blue silk
Satin and lace of white
And as they start upon life's journey
All the world seems very bright.
Then Mr. Fleck did take an engine
And special car
With. MIR. James who is a fireman
Just longing for a cigar,
Inen tney brought TINS hRppy couple
To their home again,
Where many loving riends did meet them
And the rice began to rain.
Then, at the home of the brides parents
Wedding feast was served
But to tell the truth, not much was eaten
Every one seemed so unnerved,
Only few friends were invited
Shall tell their names?
Mr.. and Mrs. James Cassidy
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles James.
And Misters Peabody and Norris
And Mr.. Lowe,
Indeed there were several others
Whose names do not know.
There were many beautiful presents
Given this happy pair,
May their life be long and happy
And free from every care.
One thing most forgot to mention
Twas the 30 of July,
Mr.. Brink and Miss Rhoades were married
Rev. Pope the knot did tie,
Let US send congratulations,
To Mr.. and Mrs. Brink
The good wishes of Cameron county
Will follow them thiEk.
BLUE BIRD.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
The Only Way,

There is no way to maintain the health
and strength of mind and body except by
nourishment. There is no way to nourish
except through the stomach. The stom-
ach must be kept healthy, pure and
sweet or the strength will be let down and
disease will set up. No appetite, loss OF
strength, nervousness, headache, consti-
patton, bad breath, sour risings, rifting,
indigestion, dyspepsia and all stomach
troubles that are cureable are quickly
cured by the use of Kodol Dyspepsia
Cure Kodol digests what you eat and
strengthens the whole digestive apparatus.
Sold by R. c. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
A Touching Story. .

Is the saving from death of the baby
girl of Geo. A. Eyler, Cumberland, Md.
He writes: ''At the age of II months,
our little girl was in declining health,
with serious Throat Trouble, and two
physicians gave he up. We were al
most in despair, when we resolved to try
DIR. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds. The first bottle
gave relief; after taking four bottles she
was cured, and is now in perfect health. :"
Never fails to relieve and cure a cough
or cold. AT L. Taggart's drug store; soc
and $1.OO guaranteed. Trial bottles
free.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Public Is Aroused.

The public is aroused to knowledge
of the curative merits OF that great med
icinal tonic, Electric Bitters, for sick
stomach, liver and kidneys. Mary H.
Walters, of 546 st Clair Ave, Colum-
bus, o., writes: For several months, [
was given up to die. | had fever and
ague, my nerves were wrecked; | could
not sleep, and my stomach was so weak
from useless doctors drugs, that | could
not eat Soon after beginning to take
Electric Bitters, obtained relief,
and in short time | was
entirely cured" Guaranteed at L. Tag
gart's drug store; price soc.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Deafness Cannot be Cured

Ky local applications, as they can
not reach the diseased portion of the
ear. There ia only one way to cure
DEAFNESS, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
infiamed condition of the mucous lin
ing of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is infiamed you have rumbl.
ing sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the heinfiammation
can be taken out and this tube restor-
cd to it's normal condition, hearing
will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out Of ten are caused by Catarrh, which
is nothing but an infamed condition
of the mucouG surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness caused by
catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Oatarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
FL. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c. Take Halls
Family Pills for constipation.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Is II Right.

Is it right that property-owner should
lose S4.20 to let dealer make so cents?
4 dealer makes more on fourteen gallons
of ready for use paint. at l.5Q per gal
lon, than our agent does on eight gallons
of L. : M. paint and six salons of lin
seed oil, which make fourteen gallons of
the best paint in the world. at $1.2O per
gallon; the property-owner loses just
1920. Is it right2
1t only requires 4 gallons of L. & NJ,
and 3 gallons linseed oil to paint a mod
crate sized house.
Ten Thousand Churches painted with
LODgman h Martinez L. & NJ, Paint.
Liberal quantity given to churches
when bought from Harry S. Lloyd.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Dangerous and Uncertain.

For sunburn, letter and all skin and
scalp diseases, DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve has no equal. 1t is certain cure
for blind, bleeding, itching and protrud-
ing piles 1t will draw the fire out Of a
burn and heal without leaving scar.
Boils, old sores, carbuncles etc, are
quickly cured by the use of the genuine
Dewitt Switch Hazel Salye Accept nc
substitute as they are dangerous and un-
certain. Sold by r. C. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
REPUBLICAN TICKET.
STATE.

STATE,
For Treasurer,
j. LEE PLUMMER, Hollidaysburg.
For Justice of the Supreme Court,
JOHN STEWART, Chambersburg.
For Judges of Superior Court,
CHARLES e. RICE, Wilkes Barre,
JAMES A. BEAVER, Bellefonte,
GEORGE r. ORLADY, Huntington.
COUNTY.
For Sheriff,
JOHN D, SW0PE, Emporium.
For County Commissioner,
JOHN w. LEWIS, Shippen.
SAMUEL P. KREIDER, Drittwood,
For County Auditors,
o. B. TANNER, Gibson,
GEO. A. WALKER, JR., Emporium.
Election, Tuesday, Nov. 7th.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Fiendish Suffering.

Is often caused by sores, ulcers and can.
GERS, that eat away your skin. VIM. Be.
dell, of Flat Rock, Mich, says: II have
used Bucklen's Arnica Salve, for Ulcers
Sores and Cancers. 1t is the best heal
ing dressing | ever found" Soothes
and heals cuts, burns and scalds. 25c
at L. Taggart's drug store; guaranteed.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10

Witte is missing some of the pre-
liminary feeds at Portsmouth, but
probably he will have plenty to digest
when he chews over the Japanese
peace terms.
Mr.. Sato says that he has never given
out any outline of the japanese peace
conditions. Nobody thought that he
was going to and there are very few
who would believe them if they
thought he had.
A whole lot of minor grafters in
Washington can point with pride to
their record, inasmuch as they have
not stolen quite so freely as some of
their associates.
Senator Depew says he is about to
return from Europe. There are many
citiznes of the United States who if they
were safely in Europe would make
every effort to stay there.
ssS
Ex-StatisJician Hyde is not living
up to his name since he has telegraph.
ed home his address in Liverpool.
art
Who is going TO believe the State
Department is really in favor of the
Open Door when it talks of extending
the scope of it's extradition treaties?
-
The Equitable report says that the
company shows a steady growth. The
same claim might be made for any
grave yard.
They seem to have thought in New
York that "Fads and Fancies" we'll
worth buying. Perhaps they know
the reporters. were onto some of the
doings of the smart set that were bet
ter worth suppressing.
sss
A glance at the Congressional Rec
ord shows that great many of the
members who are making most fuss
over the Treasury deficit were the very
ones who helped create it by voting
E'aye" on the appropriation bills.
-
If they are going to reimpose those
war taxes on us, we might as well have
tse fun of getting out and licking an
ether third class power.
-.
There are some press agents who be-
ieve that the presidential bees now
buzzing will lay them up quite stock
of honey before 1908.
-.
China has furnished the ring for the
Oriental championship bout The
question is now whether she will get
any of the gate receipts.
sss
Mr. Hoch of Chicago thinks that
Miss is as good as mile when it comes
to question of hanging.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Pleasantly Effective.

Never in the way, no trouble to carry,
easy to take, pleasant and never failing
in results are DeWitt's LittleEarly Risers:
These famous little pills are a certain
guarantee against headache, billiousness,
torpid liver and all of the ills resulting
from constipation. They tonic and
strengthen the liver. Cure jaundice.
Sold by r. Z. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Peculiar Disappearance.

j. D. Runyan, OF Butlerville, O., laid
the peculiar disappearance of his painful
symptoms, of indigestion and biliousness
to Dr. Kings New Life Pills He says:
"They are perfect remedy, for dizziness;
sour stomach, headache, constipation
etc" Guaranteed at L. Taggart's drug
store, price 25c.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
Warming.

Allpersons are hereby forbidden from
trespassing upon the property of this
Company without permit from this
office, or the Superintendent at the
works.
KEYSTONE POWDER MFG. Co.
Emporium, Pa, August 1st, 1908.
A-tf
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
For Sale.

Good bay work team; eight and nine
years old; weight 280O; for sale. Apply
at PRESS office.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10
HUMPHREYS


Specifies cure by acting directly on the
Sich parts without disturbing the rest of
the system.
No. for Fevers.
No. 2 Worms.
No. 3 :" Teething.
No. 4 Diarrhea.
No. 7 Coughs.
No. Neuralgia.
No. 8 Headaches.
No. 10 Dyspepsia.
No. IL Suppressed Periods.
No. IL Whites.
No. 13 Group.
Nc. IA " The Skin.
No. 15 " rheumatism.
No. 16 " Malaria
No. 10 " Catarrh.
No. 20 ." Whooping Cough.
No. 27 " The Kidneys.
No. 30 " The Bladder.
No. II e" La Grippe.
In small bottles of pellets that fit the vest
pocket. At Druggists or mailed, 25c. each.
Ias- Medical Guide mailed free.
Humphreys Med. Co., Cor. William s. John Streets,
New York.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10

Time may have been made for slaves,
but the convict generally gets it.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10

A woman doesn't stop to think that
mouse might also be afraid of her.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1905-08-10

Ever ybody reads the PRESS.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-05-12
n Tale of Sunerinr.

Oakley. Mich, May S.--(Special.)-"l
could not sleep or rest in any place,H
says FLORENCE Capen of this place in 4
recent Interview. Il had a pain in my
back and hips. If l sat down l could
not get up out of my chair. was in
pain all the time. l got poor for l did
not eat enough to keep II small child.
l could o rest nights.
"Then | sent for Il box Of Dodd's
Kidney Pills and went to taking them
and what do you think that very night
| vent to bed and | slept till morning.
L got up and thanked God for the
nights rest and Dodd's Kidney Pills.
i know that Dodd's Kidney Pills are all
that is claimed for them"
This is only one of the numerous ex-
periences that show the way to build
up run down people is to cure the kid
'neys. Thousands of people in every
State bear witness to the fact that
Dodd's Kidney Pills never fail to cure
the kidneys.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-05-12
N FAMILY MEDICINE
Japanese Humor.

Count lnouye. Japanese minister in
Berlin. was. according to Il. =. O'con-
nor. NJ. >, once converSing at dinner
with the German chancellor. when
Count Won Buelow said Il the Japanese
diplomat: You must know, Count
lnouNe. that we Germans are beginning
to be quite pr ,ud of the Japanese. You
nave gathered from us your Tactics.
Your strategy is also German. and 50
is Tour artillery. Nearly all your doc
tors have studied in Germany. You
have even initiated US by ina~usuraring
Il social democratic movement in Ja-
pan"
Most rue Count Won Ruelow.' re-
FLIED he japanese minister; but there
is one thing we do not share with vou.''
"What is that the German cham
cellor was rash enough to inquire.
Why. the fear of Russia" dexter
ouslN rejolned the diplomat.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-05-12
Continued Next Weekly
MAID AND
Examples of Courtesy Should Be Given
Servants of the Household.

examples OF courtesy should Be Given
Servants of the Household.
Cooking Club: 1t should be plain enough
that examples are as much to servants
as TO children. since in manners and So
cial training servants are as children. If
the mistress be courteous to every men,
Der Of her family, and they in turn To
her. the maid soon feels the atmosphere
of good breeding and unconsciously be-
comes amiable and respectful. But let the
mistress speak sharply to her husband.
or scold the children in public, or let the
master constantly find fault in the pres
ence of tic servant, and she will shortly
discover that courtesy is not one of the
essentials of the establishment, and will,
most likely. add black looks and uncivil
words to the general disharmony.
Servants being initiative. there is more
reason that the conduct of employers be
worthy of imitation. If the mistress CT a
house be careful OF her dress. her speech.
her daily habits, her handmade will, in all
probability, grow more careful of her
own. But the woman who comes to her
breakfast table with dishevelcd and rum
pied gown has no right to find fault with
the maid in a dirty calico and. sloveniy
shoes. Like mistress. like maiD:. as we'll
as like master. li>e man. Unless a good
example be set there is no cause to COM
plain of servants for following a bad one.
They would rather improve their condi-
ton than degrade it. They would rather
be ladies than servants. Their ignorance
makes them mistake the false for the
true. the bad for the good. If every mis-
tress would take pains TO set a fair exam
Pile TO her maids. and aid them now and
then by timely and delicate hints, she
would soon have servants who would be
in fact the help they are in name.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-05-12
COFFEE HEART
Very Plain in Some pcon,e.

L - III SOLlc fcODlSs
great many people go on suffering
from annoying ailments for a. long
time before they eau get their own
consent to give up the indulgence from
which their trouble arises.
A gentleman in Brooklyn describes
his experience, as follows:
Il became satisfied some months ago
that owed the palpitation of the
hearr, from which ! suffered almost
daily, to the use OF coffee q had been
a coffee drinker for 80 years.. but l
found it very hard to give up the bev-
erage.
II realized that l must give up the
harmful indulgence in coffee, but
felt the necessity for a hot table drink,
ana as tea is not to my liking, | was
at a loss for Il While what to do.
"Onc day | ran across Il very SEN
sible and straightforward presentation
OF the claims of Postum Food Coffee,
and was SO impressed thereby that 1
concluded to give it IL trial. My cx-
pericncc with it was unsatisfactory
till ! learned how it ought to be pre-.
~pared--by thorough boiling for not
less than 10 or 20 minutes. After 1
learned that lesson there was no trou-
bic. Postum Food Coffee proved TO
be a most palatable and satisfactory
hot beverage. and | have used it ever
since.
The effect on my health has been
most salutary. 1t has completely cured
the heart palDitation from which I
used to suffer so much. particularly
after breakfast, and l never kave a re-
turn of it except when l dine or lunch
away from home and nm compelled to
drink the old kind of coffee because
Postum is not served. l find that
Postum Food Coffee cheers and invig-
crates. while it produces no harmful
stimulation Name given by Postum
90. Battle Greek. Mich.
There's a reason.
Ten days trial proves an eye opener
to many.
Read the little book 1.-THE Road to
Wellville" in every pkg.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-05-12
NO MORE HEADACHE
GENERAL WEAKNESS AND FEVER
DISAPPEAR TOO.
How n Woman Was Freed from TROUBLED,
That Had Made Life wrrtc,..d Cor
Many Years.

Tho Immediate causes of hcnd,cj,o,
vary, but most of them come from n,,r
or poisoned blood. In n;rn.ia tho blo,d
is scanty or thin; the nerves are impar.
fcctly nourished and pain is the way il,
which they express their weakness. IL,
colds tho blood absorbs poison from fin,
mucous surfaces, and the poison irri,atas
the nerves aud produces pain. In rlleu.
matism, malaria and tho grip, the poison
i'll the blood produces like discomfort i,
Indigestion the gases from the hmm,
matter kept in the system affect Tn,
blood III the same way.
Tho ordinary headachc-cures at bess
give only temporary relief. They dcaden
the pain but do not drive the poison ous
of the blood. DIR. Williams Pink pin,
OH tho contrary thoroughly renew TIN,
blood and the pain disappears per,na.
nently. Women in particular have fouud
these pills an unEailing relief in head
aches caused by annmiu.
Miss Stella Blocker recently said: CDR
Williams Pink Pills did mo a great de,l
Of good. had headache nearly all tho
time. After l had taken three boxes of
these pills | became entirely we'll"
GLOW long had you suffered? 2" She
was asked.
"For several years. I can't tell thu
exact date when NY illness began for ~
came on by slow degrees. 1 had been
going down Hill for many years"
Ibid you have any other ailments?.
was very weak and sometimes Lhad
fever. My liver aud Kidneys were af-
fectcd Us we'll as my head"
elbow did you come TO take tin REM
edy that cured you?"
"T saw in Il southern newspaper a
statementof some person who was cured
of a like trouble by DIR. Williams Pink
Pills. My physician hadn't done me any
good, so l bought q box of these pills.
After l had taken one boz I felt 81 much
better that l kept on until l became eu-
tirely we'll"
Miss Blockcr's home. is att Iean;ler.
Louisiana. DIR. Williams Pink Pills ars
sold by all druggists. Besides headache
they cure neuralgia, sciatica, nervous
Prostitution, partial paralysis and rneu-
lOatiSm
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1905-05-12
The MASTER OF ApPLEBY|
BY Francis Lyndo. ----<
BY Francis L.yndo.


sins the deepest shadow OF the wall.
approached the nearer window. 1t was
open wide. for the night air was Sultry
warm. and from within there came the
clink of glass and now a toast and NOW
a troopers oath.
drew myself by inches to the
easement. which was high, finding
some foothold in the WALL; and
hen l looked within | saw no wedding
guests. no priest. no altar: only this: a
table in the midst With bottles on ii.
and round it five men iounging at their
ease and drinking to the king. OF these
five two. h baronet and the lawyer.
were known TO me. and l have made
them knoWn to YOU. \ third | guessed
for Gilbert Stair. Thu other two We're