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Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Every housekeeper should knOE
that II they will buy Defiance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use hg
will save not only time, because Il
never sticks to the iron, but becauss
each package contains l6 OF one full
pound-while all other Cold Wata
starches are put up In s,pouni pack
ages, and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chen
icals. II your grocer tries TO sell you
a 1901. package It Is because he bai
a stock on hand which be wishes %
dispose OF before he puts in Defiance
He knows that Defiance Starch has
printed on every package In large let
tiers and figures "l6 ozs," Demand DE-
hance and save much time and monl
and the annoyance OF the iron stick
Ing. Defiance never sticks.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

George Could has gone into the poul.
'ry business. and he is making 1t pay
That man has such genius for
finance that he would doubtless be
able 10 make living even out Of
poetry.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06
Which School to Attend

All our young people at this line o.
the year are carefully considering Ihls
question. Because OF the superior sa'
yantages offered by large cities ue
majority OF those who want business
course will go 10 Denver. ,
The Barnes Commercial School o.
that city makes a specially Of raining
Young people for Office positions Ihe ,,
new catalogue just issued contains iull
information. Il will pay our youns
people TO write for a copy. address
President E. c. Barnes, 1925 Champs
street, Denver, Colorado.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

People continue TO get killed climb.
ing the Alps. but swimming the Mag.
ara rapids has become comparatively
safe.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Alfred Austin sees England supine
on q couch " peace Well that's
better than humping the bumps in
south Africa
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

A man who claims that he is Russell
Sage is going around on Long Island
giving away money Yes, he's crazy.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Il fewer Americans are born than
formerly. as statistics seem 20 show
there ought 70 De more time for the
proper training Of those ,ha, DO come
into the world
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Th.r,y.tVo ca-'er snakes have been
born 10 'h, Bronx Z1o. calling at,su.
lion 90 ,hs vas'stu'ctss oi nature In
ro' providing complementary stocking
snakes
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Just 20 show tina, i- is really setting
abreast 81 oCc.t,n,a, nations China
tisc,oSes plot 20 assass!ua.e the
towagy- empress.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Tha, Arizona federal court judge
who is cha-ssd with Sitting with his
Zee, on The table would De pleased 20
have the government inform him what
a table is iC-.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

The sm-rt st has discovered that
many Of It's fads do not strike the
popular fancy.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Automobiling may be poetry OF mo-
ton until the machine breaks down
then il is blank verse.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

L is impossible 20 Judge one
wouaus Ike or dislike for another
by the manner in which they kiss
wher they NEE,
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Arsenic will ward of yellow fever;
but there is sometimes a chance TO re-
cover from the fever.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

The burglar whose snoring betrayed
him took chances with the never
sleep variety OF detectives.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

The YaQuis are wise to seek peace
while there are some of them left TO
sign up the papers,
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Prof Ross classes golf as a fad. Il
must be one among the people who
play IL with the thermometer al IS or
more
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

The Kansas took water" at its
christening from the Governor Of its
namesake bu; It will never take wa.
tel" from a foe.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

4 Chicago man Jumped into the lake
ari drowned himself because his wife
told him 20 90 50. Good boy. Any.
,h.rs 10 ct 81 he ladies.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Only women over thirty may wear
the hoopskirt, fashion says, That set
ties IL.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Rich Uncle-Well Annabsl. have
YOU named the baby for me- Young
Wife-N.no, Uncle James, but We have
come as near to It as We can. We call
her Jemima.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Doht you know that Defiance stai,,,
besides being absolutely Superior
any other, IL put up ie ounces N 90
age and seus a. same price
ounce packages Of other hnda'
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

Even a silk hat is useful to cover a
bald spot
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

There was once woman who knew
when TO talk and when to keep still.
But she died.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

One Of the odd awards offered BY
the French Academy Of Scienoo is that
Of $4,000, established by Pierre Gul
mann. for the discoveries OF means
of communication with another planet
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

mir. Bjones complains that his wife
is hard to please" She could not
have been when she married him."
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

There are no more chips Of me "
block; they are splinters.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06
TEA

Every woman knows how
to brew tea-her own way
and she likes to have her
own way.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

When you hear a married wg,,.g,
speak Of marriage as being o.s
Ws doUghnuts 10 fadge that she o's"
blank
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06

What a satisfactory old world Wv
would be u we were all paid WHal ~
think we are worth-and aeIuaH
earned the money.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1905-10-06
TEA
How much does it cost to
moneyback tea3
Depends on the tea.

Your grocer return, your monsy 10 yaa soaI
like Schlungs BEST
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
IMPORTANT FACTS
FOR COW OWNERS

The mechanical Cream Separator has
become . vital feature Of every homo
dairy Just - Of every butter factory.
Its use mans much more and much
better cream and butter, es well -
saving Of water, ice, time and room.
The difference IN results p not small
but big. Few cow now pay without
separafor. DAfrying Il the most profit
able kind Of farming with one.
o86 q the creamery butter Of the
world = now made with De Laval
machines, and there are over 100000
farm uss9s beoides.
Send for catalogue and name Of nearest
local agent.
THf bE LAVAL SEPARATOR So.
cH,cseo NEW yssx
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
NOT A PRESENT NECESSITY
Democratic Counsel Can Be Dis
pensed With by the Re-
publicans.

The assumption that the party must
now decide whether 1t will nor will not
revise the tariff, and when revision
shall be undertaken, is purely an arbi-
Irary act without authority. The party
may not elect to do the bidding of the
revisionists, says the Trenton IN. u
Gazette.
The truth Is, the matter was passed
upon at the last national convention.
The national platform does not lea
any issue to be Compromised" The
revisionists sought to have that done.
but the convention declined.
The attempt to force the issue now Is
nothing more than a bit of personal
politics upon the part of certain ambi-
tious but discontinued republicans who
hope to profit by promoting factional-
ism in the party.
When the necessity arises congress
will revise the tariff. That necessity
does not now exist. To force 1t Is to
invite commercial and industrial ca
iamity. 1t is to be conceded the demo-
cratic leaders do not concur in this
view, but the republican party has
never taken democratic counsel with
advantage.
1t Is difficult to understand why GER
tain republican papers are so solicitous
TO camp on democratic ground. They
must know such a course could only
wreck the party and place its political
ppponets in power. What has the coun-
try or the republican party to gain by
such q sequence?
Every argument for immediate revi
sion has been threshed over and
proven untenable. The country has
not forgotten the plea that protective
tariff is shelter for monopoly" nor
fhe Cumminsesque statement that "the
consumer is more entitled to COMPETE
ton than the producer is to protec-
tion," nor the other ephemeral propo-
sitionc, all borrowed from the demo-
cratic pandora box.
None of them has been incorporated
In the republican creed by the national
conventions, and none will be. The
country continues as prosperous as
ever under the present policies. and
there is no sane reason for the party to
shift its attitude on these questions.
The duty of republicans is to MAIN
tain their organization intact, avoid
schism and stand by the national ad-
ministration.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
GOOD BLOOD FOR BAD
rheumatism and Other Blood Die
easss IRE Cured BY Or. Wiiiiams'
Pink Pills.

I'm the lead mines was at work on my
knees with my elbows pressed against
rock walls. in dampness and extremes OF
cold" said Mr.. J. g. Meukel, OF 1910
jackson avenue, Dubuque, Iowa, IN de-
scribing his experience to q reporter
land it is not surprising that con.
tracted rheumatism. For three years
had attacks affecting the joints OF my
ankles, knees and elbows: MY ankles
and knees became so swollen couid
scarcely walk on uneven ground ana
little pressure from q stone under my
feet would cause me SO much pain that l
would nearly sink down. was often
Obliged to lie in bed for several days at q
time. NY friends who We're similarly
troubled were. getting no relief from
doctors and / did not feel encouraged 70
throw money away for nothing. by
chance read the story OF Robert Yates,
of the Klauer Manufacturing Co., OF
Dubuque, who had very bad case OF
rheumatism. / decided to try DIR. VIII
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People, the
remedy he had csed. In three or four
weeks after beginning to use the pills. I
was much better and in three months
was we'll The swelling OF tho joints
and the tenderness disappeared, could
work steadily and for eight years have
had no return of the trouble. My whole
family believe in DIR. Williams Pink
Pills. Both my sons use them. we
consider them household remedy that
we are sure about"
What DR.. Williams Pink Pills did for
Mr.. Meukel they are doing for hundreds
of others. Every dose sends gallopinR
through the veins, pure, strong, rich. REQ
blood that strikes straight at the cause Of
ali i'll health. The new blood restores
regularity, and braces all the organs for
their special tasks. Get the genuine DIR.
Williams Pink Pills at your druggists
or direct from the DIR. Williams Medi-
cine Co.. Schenectady. NY.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
YELLOW FEVER SITUATION.

The New Orleans yellow fever rec
ord to date is: Deaths, 1923; total
cases, 2,413.
DR.. Charles Chassignac. Of New Or
leans, gave up practice worth $751;
600 a year to go as volunteer to
Tallulah, La. where yellow fever is
beyond control.
President Roosevelt will visit New
Orleans in October. as planned. de-
spite the yellow fever.
New Orleans authorities are disap-
pointed over the increase in yellow fever
cases. fearing the people are becoming
careless in sanitary precaution.
At least five persons afflicted with
genuine yellow fever arrived In Gin
cinnati over the Queen & Crescent
line. They have been isolated.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
MORE THAN MAoNANIMoUs
Uncle Sam, Prosperous Beyond Com
pare, Gives Everyone Work
and Good Wages.

Under the operation of the Dingley
Law Uncle Sam has sold abroad $4,000
100000 worth of goods more than he
has bought.
That's a drain we cannot stand"
says the foreigner.
I'VE must not repose In fancied Sc
curity that we can forever sell every
thing and buy little or nothing" says
the revisionist, half quoting Mckinley.
Well. let us look into 1t, suggests the
American Economist What has be-
come of the $4,000, 100000 balance in
our favor? What are we doing with
the S40O,000,0O0 balance in our favor
last year? Draining our customers and
holding 1t in our strong box? Not a
dollar of It, We have spent 1t or given
II out right among them. We have not
a cent of 1t In our treasury. Some $780,
100000 of 1t We pay in freight charges.
Fully $100,G00,000 we spend in having a
good time abroad, bringing home in ex-
change only pleasant memories. Mil
lions more are sent to the old countries
by our prosperous immigrants to those
left behind. These millions are gifts
of gold, for which we get nothing In
return. Other millions go to pay divi-
dends and interest on foreign invest
ments.
So every dollar of our balance stays
right among our customers. 1t Is well
that both they and we should under
stand this. He is certainly a magnan-
| ,h0 m
goods in town, spends all that Is due
him in buying other goods, in sightsee-
ing, in food and drink and presents to
old friends.
Uncle Sam is the most generous, the
most magnanimous merchant in the
world. He not only takes care Of his
own people, but after selling more
goods than any other salesman he buys
literally and then scatters what is due
him among his customers.
This is ideal reciprocity indeed. Much
more than 500, 100000 is being spent
by American tourists in Europe every
year in pleasures that are consumed on
the spot and not brought home. Why,
from 100000 to $4,000, 900 are given
by liberal tourists in tips and gratui-
ties alone. And besides all this liber-
ality 1t is said that we give these for
eign customers an occasional bargain
when we can, selling them goods below
cost or at an unusual discount, just as
the department stores do at the end of
the season.
A very prosperou. merchant is Uncle
Sam. And well he may be, for he is
prosperous beyond compare, always
busy, fully employed. well paid, used
to the best of everything. lots of money
in the lank, well insured and well pro-
tected in every way. And so he is able
to welcome each year million of those
who want to enjoy his opportunities,
and to these he gives labor and good
wages, and soon they. too, help to scat
| ter his wealth throughout the world.
What pity it would be-what a
crime it would be-to alter a tariff
with such beneficent results to all man
kind
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
MISCELLANEOUS.

The battleship Mikasa, the central
figure in Japan's victorious navy as
Togo's flagship, was destroyed by fire
and the explosion Of one of her maya
zines at Sasebo, and five men were
killed, 251 are missing and 243 were
wounded.
Patrick A. Collins, mayor of Boston,
died at Hot Springs, Va. The immedi-
ate cause of his death was a hemor-
rhage of the bowels. Mr.. Collins was
one of the nations leading democrats.
He served six years in congress and
was United States consul general at
London from 1893 to 1897. He was the
presiding officer of the national demo-
cratic convention OF 1883.
According to the police estimate of
casualties during the recent rioting in
Toxic, 3S8 constables. 16 firemen and
two soldiers were wounded. Among
the mob and bystanders nine were
killed and 4S7 were wounded
The town of Monte Rosso, Italy, an
almost inaccessible place of 1900 in
habitants, was destroyed by an earth
quake. 1t is believed that hundreds of
lives have been lost.
Vice President Perkins told the legis-
lative committee that the New York Life
donated $4,000 TO the republican cam
paign fund last fall. The transaction
was hid from the finance committee, He
admitted that the 100000 over night
sale was to fix the books
Marquis Ito denies that the recent ri
OTIS in Toxic were directed against
Americans. He says there is not a
semblance of i'll feeling against Ameri-
cans or President Roosevelt.
Joseph Ramsey, Jr., president of the
Wabash railroad, made public declara-
ton In Pittsburg that he expects to beat
George J. Gould in the contest for the
control of the property.
Necessity for United States interven-
ton In ehalf of the Albers brothers. i'm
prisoned In Nicaragua, is said in Wash
ington TO be past
Descendants OF Kosciusko. the Polish
hero who aided in the American revolu-
ton, claim that the site of Chicago was
granted him by congress, and will pre-
sent bill of AZ, 100000 marks.
A syndicate of New York capitalists
made - 100000 by the sale OF contract
rights to the stock OF the Cincinnati
Hamilton q Dayton railroad.
A girl suicide in a New York hotel
was identified by her father as Ella
Berry, Of West Bedford. Mass. who
killed herself because OF the shame fol-
lowing false story concerning her.
Railroads hope TO forestall rate legis-
1ation by concessions as to private car
lines and terminals and thus defeat the
program Of President Roosevelt.
Judge 7. J. Simmons, chief justice of
the supreme court OF Georgia, died in At
lanta.
Bud Rogan, the Tennessee negro
giant, is dead at his home in Gallatin.
Rogan was eight feet nine inches tall
His hands we're ~ inches in length. and
feet 1914 inches.
One man was killed. and two seri-
ously injured In w.eck on the Chi
cago Terminal Transfer Railroad com
pany, In Chicago, caused by spreading
rails.
1'ammany plans to elect Mcclellan
mayor Of New York then governor,
then president.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
i, SUMMARY OF A
J WEEKS EVENTS
MOST IMPORTANT HAPPENINGS
AT HOME TOLD IN CON-
DENSED FORM.
LATE FOREIGN DISPATCHES
Interesting Items Of News Gathered
from All Parts of the Globe and
Outlined in the Briefest Manner
Possible.
RIoT1Na IN THE CAUCASUS.

A holy war has been proclaimed in the
Caucasian districts OF Zangezur and Je-
brazil, where Tartars are massacreing
the Armenians without distinction OF
sex or age.
In a clash between social democrats
and Cossacks in Tifis % were killed
and SO, wounded and many others
trampled to death.
Reports received In st. Petersburg
state that the rioting in Baku is in
creasing and that the troops have
fired upon the mobs, killing IL work
ingmen.
Russia has sent more troops to the
Baku district in an effort to prevent
further strife between Armenians and
Tartars.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
RARKIS Is VERY WILLING.
Nothing Slow About Bryan When a
Presidential Nomination
Is in Sight.

Mr.. Bryan's felicitous If not alto
2ether novel remarks at the jefferson
ian banquet will be read with interest
Especially do those sentences com
mand our admiration in which Mr.
Bryan graciously conveys to an await
ing world the impression that he will
not resort to extremes TO escape an
other nomination, says the Chicago
Post
Many imaginations would be unequal
to the feat of constructing picture of
Mr.. Bryan being pursued madly around
his farm by committee charged with
the duty of throwing a nomination
about his neck There are those in
deco. who have believed that he could
be approached without danger and
even that he would stand while the
'-honor" was being fastened upon him.
There should now no longer be any
hesitation over the matter, and CON-
mittee may be made up to push MIR.
Bryan's candidacy In the full assur-
ancc that lives will not be sacrificed.
Mr.. Bryan announces that he expects
to remain in politics for rs years,
which places beyond any doubt his
willingness to run for Che presidency
on the democratic ticket. and, as is
necessary inlthat case. to keep running
for a generation or SO.
II should be noted In this connection
that MIR. Bryan is about to start on a
trip abroad, where II may be assumed
he will interview prospective citizens.
who la the course OF the said rs years
may be in position to support this
candidacy.
Mr.. Bryan's peculiar brand OF dem
ocracy' has It's strong hold among the
late arrivals.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23

rTIf the free-traders think there is
q great demand for revision OF the
tariff why don't they wait until after
the next congressional election and see
how many congressman are returned
on free-trade leltform?-Salem
(Ore.) Statesman.
1Mr. Bryan has very few comments
to offer on public affairs. To feel,like
complImenting the administration is
pleasant, but 1t hampers originality
Washington Star.
UThe denial of John r. Mclean,
usually Of Washington and sometimes
of Cincinnati, was going to Ohio for
the purpose of conducting the demo-
cratic campaign was unnecessary. Nc
Lean conducted a campaign in Ohio
when he believed he might be elected
governor, and since that time the state
appears to have lost ell interest for
him as q political possjbility.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch (Ind.).
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23

DThe time to revise the tariff Il
when revision Is really needed to pro
mote the business. Industrial and farm.
ing interests of the country. That con
dition does not exist now. And re.
vision may safely come when protes.
ton is SO universally recognized as the
settled policy of the United States that
the democrats. or free-traders, will not
make It party issue. -Burlingto on
Hswkoye.
DThe statement that the democrats
and prohibitionists have decided upon
fusion In Pennsylvania is a plain
hint that the lid is to be kept in q
constant state of agitation st. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
DIf We we're TO adopt. the principe
that our tariff must be trimmed down
to correspond with tariff concessions
granted by other countries. how, then,
would we deal with Great Britain,
which imposes no tariff at all? Should
we not, In all fairness and consistency,
be compelled to remove our tariff al
together on imports from Great Brit
sipi
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1905-09-23
FINANCIAL IMPROVEMENT.
Democratic Soothsayers All at Sea
Regarding the Treasury
Condition.

With third of September ended. the
governments income for the month
has been $1,200,000 in excess of it's out
go. For the first ten days of Septem-
Der, 1904. the balance was on the other
side to the extent of about $4,000,
Expenditures for September thus far
have been slightly above those of the
corresponding time last year, but the
revenue has made a much larger in
crease Customs and internal revenue
have each made gains in this month,
as compared with year ago, but the
receipts from miscellaneous sources
have fallen OFF somewhat, says the St.
Louis be-Democrat.
Some of the democratic papers a
week ago were figuring on a treasury
deficit of $4,000, 600 for the fiscal yea:
which will end on June 80 next. They
were saying that the treasury officials,
from Secretary Shaw down. were Ss.-
ting uneasy over the outlook. The sit-
uation at that time did not justify any
fears. Since then the situation has I'M
proved. 1t is safe to say that neither
Secretary Shaw nor any other treasury
official is feeling the slightest uneasi-
ness over the financial prospect.
From the beginning of the fiscal year
1906, which started on July 1. 1905,
the deficit has been $17,000.000 For
the same period year ago the deficit
was s24.000,000. That s24000,000 of a
shortage at the end of the first third of
September, 1904. remained unchanged
to the close of the fiscal year on June
SO, 1906 The deficit for the year was
$24.0O0.O00. On the same basis Of cal
culation the deficit for the year which
will close at the end OF next June
wouio be about its present figure. ST.
100000. 1t may vary a few millions
from this amount, but there Is as good
a chance that II will be below this
mark as above it. In any case nobody
is alarmed. In September. 1904, poor
Parker and some of his associate dupes
were proclaiming on the basis of tia
deficit along to that time, that the
shortage at the end of thu year on
June 30. 1905. would be $3.50, 1000, 600
1t was $24.00o.0-0 instead. The soctn
savers who have been foretelling a
$4,000, 900 deficit for the current fiscal
year are likely to be nearly as far
astray in their forecasts.