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The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
APAIR OF BIRDS,

isn't the doctors wife beautiful
She has neck like that of swan"
quite so. And the doctor has o
bill like that of pelican."-Judge.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
LOST AND FOUND

Lady-"Oh. that big dog isn't the one
advertised for. My dog was little
fox terrier"
Boy-"Yes'm. Your dogs inside o
dis onew-Puck.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
MIRACULOUS.

"Where've you been?"
"On deer hunt"
How'd you come out?"
Fine! Wasn't mistaken for a deer
once Fort Worth Record.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16

A cautious grand juror, at the Old
Bailey, London. brought his own Bible
with him, to be sworn upon. and so
took no risk of microbes.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
TECHNICAL DEFENSE orFERE1

what reason does he give for not
paying his wife alimony?"
lie says that marriage is a lottery.
and hence allmony is gambling debt"
Golfers.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16

The cold wind
and rain, slush
and mud of win
ter are especially
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
LIBERAL-MINDED TO A DEGREE.

Ii bEhaL-MiNDED ~ A DEG hEfs.
Nell-"Maude is rather liberal-mind-
ed, isn't she:"
"Liberal-mlnded? Why. she
can't open her mouth without giving
herself away. "-Philadelphia Record.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
Pe.ru-na Contains No Narcotics.

One reason why Peruna has found
permanent use in SO many homes is that
1t contains no narcotic of any kind.
Peruna is perfectly harmless. 1t can
be used any length of time without &C.
quiring drug habit. Peruna docs not
produce temporary results. 1t is pcrma-
nent in its effect.
1t has no bad effect upon the system,
and gradually eliminates catarrh by re-
moving the cause of catarrh. There are
multitude of homes where Pcruna has
been used off and on for twenty years.
Such thing could not be possible il
Peruna contained any drugs of q mar
cotic nature.
Address DIR. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
All correspondence held strictly con-
hdential.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16

THE OPPRESSIVE MOTOR-CAR.
Pinned beneath touring-car,
Jane smelt gasolene and tar;
And she felt a vague unrest
From the weight upon her breast.
Sunday Magazin-
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
Florence e. kenah.

but have purchased several bottles to
give to those without the means to buy,
and have noticed without exception
that it has brought about a speedy cure
wherever it has been used. Rose
Gerbing.
The Elbert County tribune. [volume] (Elbert, Elbert County, Colo.) 18??-1920, 1905-03-16
: . o q q y q q .
Pluck, Homanee |
and eAdvenfure. I,
FIGHT WITH A sMUGGLER.

HE immigration Bureau
Washington, has just re
ceived a report from In
spector Thomas Darcy
0f platfShur- ~ "
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
MADAME CURZON

Pronounced by press and pub- lie to be the greatest seer" of modern times, will be here one week only. She simply takes your hand in hers and your past, present and future appear like an open book. She settles lovers quarrels and tells you how to de- velop your personal magnetism to win anyone you want, wheth- CT they will or no. Can tell at a glance if husband and wife are true and if any trouble is over- shadowing you. Will tell you how to prevent consumption and retain the bloom of perpetual youth. She will tell you what you are best suited for and what to do to make the most money. Girls, she will tell you how to be attractive and win the admlra- tion of the one you have long de- desired. Married ladies will learn something especially to their advantage by consulting this lady. Parlors crowded all the time. Come early and avoid the rush. The Madame will call at your residence when so de- sired, but those desiring her to call must make the appointment two days in advance. One week only at the Newport Hotel, room IA; Phone 78.
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
ONE WAY RATES.

Every day from March 1 to May 15 the Union Pacific will sell one way colonist tickets at the following rates from Mis- souri river terminals, Council Bluffs to Kansas City inclusive:
 $2O to Ogden and Salt Lake City.
 $2O to Butte, Anaconda and Helena.
 $22. 50 to Spokane and Wenat- chee, Wash.
 $25 to Everett, Fairhaven, Whatcom, Vancouver and Vic toria, via Huntington and Spo- kane.
 $25 to Portland and Astoria, or to Tacoma and Seattle via Huntington and Portlund, or via Huntington and Spokane.
 $25 to Ashland, Roseburg, Eu-
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
DEAFNESS CAN-
NOT BE CURED

NOT BE CURED by local applications as they can- not reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deaf ness is caused by an infamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infamed you have a rum bling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and un- less the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to it's normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an inf1amed condition of the mucous surfaces.
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
 F. J. CHENEY & Co.,, Toledo, o.
 Sold by druggists, 75c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for cop ctipafiOp
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
n'S N,e Best f0 Buy.
Established f853. H0Hes,he1:g Music Go.
 Factory WarerOOms: 317 Main s., Lille Rock.
Established 1853.

gene, Albany and Salem via Portland.
 $25 to San Francisco, Los An geles, San Diego and many other California points.
 Correspondingly low rates to many other California, Oregon, Washington, Montana, Utah and Idaho points.
 For full information call on or address
 J. H. LoTHRoP, G. A.,
 903 Olive Street, 669 St. Louis, Mo.
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
MARDI GRAS.

Special rates account of Mardi Gras via the Iron Mountain route to New Orleans, Mobile, Ala, and Pensacola, Fla. Tickets on sale February 28 to March 6, inclusive, return limit March 25. Rate, one fare plus $2 for round trip. T. H. REAMEY,
 58dtd Agent.
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
eNA>NNAANAN>~NNNNN1 { HERE AND THERE. S SNA~~~NANANANNA~N|

Don't fail to read Jacock's ads.
 I. D. Price for garden seed in bulk. 55btf
 Fresh garden seeds in bulk at l. D. Prices. 55btf @C. w. Beard visited Little Rock Thursday.
 Sweet peas and other flower seed at I. D. Prices. 55btf
 If you don't trade at Jacocks' drug store you "orter. !" 59b7t
 Weather strips, rubber and part rubber at Jacks sons. 42dtf
 Weather strips, rubber and part ruhber at Jackson 42dtf T. J. Klais of Tuckerman was Newport visitor Friday.
 J. c. bills of Pine Bluff was a guest of Hazel Hotel Friday.
 Nothing too good for our cus- corners. Jacocks, the Druggist. Telephone John T. Jacocks for drugs, etc. Everything deliv- cred. 59b7t
 See our big line of 5c laces, also embroidery at BoWen's Cash Store. 6lbtf
 If we please you tell others; if we don't, tell us. Jacocks, the Druggist. 59b7t
 The Mite society will meet to- night at the home of Mrs. s. w. Mcfarland.
 Services at Catholic church Sunday by Father Cattani at 10 o'clock a. m.
 For Rent Cheap-Three nice unfurnished rooms with bath, 519 Walnut st. 59d6t
 Oscar T. Knight of Jonesboro called on the dry goods mer- chants Friday.
 Charles Meyer is expected home from the St. Louis and Chicago markets Sunday.
 Tell your Doctor that you want your prescription filled at Jacocks' drug store. 59b7t
 We want to meet every man, woman and child in Newport. Jacocks, the Druggist.
 z. M. Horton of Mountain Home passed through Newport Friday on his way home.
 Lost-Gold watch fob. Finder will please return to Dr. c. K. Stephens and get reward. 63d3t
 J. w. Lindley, a prominent citizen of Bird township, was down Thursday on business.
 Jno. w. Terrell and E. R. But Ter from Batesville were guests of the Hazel Thursday night.
 Plant sweet peas now if you want them to come early. I. D. Price has fresh seeds in bulk.
 Be sure and see the swell 1arge-figured silk organdie ~vy <rr << xr
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
Qualify Tells!
|4OO,OOO
 ! IKin1haHS| ! Have Beer, Sold

4OO 900 KIMBALL Pianos and Organs have been sold; think what it means400 900 people have selected and bought KIMBALL'S because they concluded it was the best buy This number includes tens of thousands of Colleges, Schools and Musicians, and hundreds of the Greatest MUSICAL ARTISTS the world has ever known
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03
THE BANK OF NEWPORT

Solicits the accounts of depositors who desire the accommodations of a frst-class, we'll equipped and reliable banking house.
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03

w v dl = llCW III 4NCW POl' DNS not new in the drug business. Jacocks, the Druggist. 59b7t
 Plants Pure and Sure" gar den seed are the best. For sale 1 in bulk at I. D. Prices. 55btf
 Anything new in shirt waist material can De found at Wolff Goldman Mer. Go.
 Dr. c. D. Clements, a promi- nent merchant of Auvergne, was in the city Thursday and Friday transacting business.
 Little Miss Helen Bracy came up from Little Rock Thursday night for a visit to her uncle and aunt, MT. and Mrs. w. R. Thomp- son.
 Mesdames w. A. O'Neal and Lockard Randy arrived home Thursday afternoon from a de- lightful few days visit to Mrs. Harry Williams at Jonesboro. Representative Dene H. Cole man and wife came up from the capital city Thursday night, leav- ing Saturday for Batesville to spend Sunday with home folks.
 Owing to the unsatisfac- tory collections for the month of February we will continue to self for cash during the month of March. Wolff Goldman Mere. Co. 61tf
 New Lunch Counter-Bell 6 Maynard have opened a new lunch counter in the old Bordwell sa- loon building, corner of Second and Walnut streets, where they will be pleased to see their friends and promise good service on all short orders. Everything new and clean, good cooking and only the best used. 43b4w
Newport daily independent., 1905-03-03

1arge-figured silk organdie at Wolff Goldman Mer. Co.
 Yes, we'll run a soda fount, and will make the best that ever ran down your throat. Jacocks.
 Tell your Methodist, Baptist, Presbyterian and Episcopal friends to trade at Jacocks' store.
 Don't fail to see our big line of spring dress goods and waist ings. Bowen's Cash Store. 61
 Charles Shoffner is able to be out, but is using crutches, owing to an injury of the back received Monday.
 Dr. R. B. Willis returned to his home at Searcy Thursday, after spending several days in this city.
 No man in the state can fill your prescription better or cheaper than we. Jacocks, the Druggist. 59b7t
 For Sale-New Schaffer piano with mandolin attachment, for cash or by installments. Call at Elfrank's. 35btf
 Red snapper and Spanish mackerel baked and delivered on short order to any home. Little Gem Lunch Room. 5Sd6t
 Wanted-Two or three furnish ed rooms for light housekeeping. Two people. R. l. Morse, Pal ace Jewelry Store. 61-2t
 Lancaster Lustre, the very latest cotton material for shirt-waist suits, at 26c Yd. ,59 5@ Wolff Goldman Mer. Go.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
CATHOLIC EDITOR DEAD.

Manly TeH3. Vino ssrves IN che Cor
fetsrste Army, DIES Al Cleveland
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
MEN-WOMEN-CH DREN.
6
Week Kidneys Cured Forever.

II you have a pain or dull ache in the
back It ia unmistakeable evidence OF kidney
trouble. 1t IS a warning to tell you trouble
il ahead unless you remedy the cause im-
mediately,
Lame back Is only one symptom OF kidney
trouble. Other symptoms are, being Obliged
to pass water often during the day and to
get up many times during the night, In
ability to hold your urine, smarting or irri-
tation, passing brick-dusb or sediment IN the
urine, catarrh of the bladder, uric acid, con-
slant headache, dizziness, sleeplesness, nerv-
BUSINESS, irregular heart beating, rheumatism,
boating irritability, wornout feeling, lack
OF ambition and sallow complexion.
Hooper's Parsley Kidney Pills are proving
to be the most wonderful cure ever gotten
out for weak and diseased Kidneys.
British Pharmaeal Co., Milwaukee, Wis.,
Distributors.
aPrice 80 cents q box.
For sale by
HE'S KE.L'S DRUG STORE SOLE AGENT
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
AN EARTHQUAKE
SHAKES INDIA

Calcutta. April 4.-Much damage
caused by an earthquake throughout
india today At Nussoree it was iu-
possible for a person 10 stand with
out support. Eleven shocks We're dis
tinctly felt Considerable damage was
done. The sharDest earthquake
shocks within the memory of the liy-
ing inhabitants were felt at Lahore,
and most Of the people left their sway
ing and creaking houses 10 seek safe
~ n the open. Damage was extensive.
It is feared there was considerable
loss of life.
SimIa Deli and Agra We're severe
~ shaken.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
RECORD BREAKING
COUNCIL MEETING
A Short Session OF the City
SOl0ns Held Last Night
NO ONE VOTED NAY"
AND EVERYTHING PASSED OFF
AND EVERYTHING PASSED OFF
UNUSUALLY sMOoTH-MANY
BUILDING PERMITS
WERE PRESENTED.

Without a dissenting vote the coun-
Gil meeting hald last night passed
quietly into history as being one Of
the most remarkable on record. 70
begin with all the aldermen were
present when His Honor Mayor VIM
ter called the meeting TO order shortly
after s o'clock. The remarkable part
Of ii. however was that the meeting
passed of without an argument or
squabble Of any sort.
The minutes Of the last meeting
upon motion of Alderman Meehan
were approved without reading.
The reports of the various city Of
hcials were read and ordered filed and
tho salary bills and tho claims and
accounts were read and ordered paid.
The report Of the city taller was re
ferred to the city comptroller for yer
ification,
The following building permits We're
granted:
Silas French to erect a barn on lot
81. block "a, First addition,
Charles Arnold to erect a one story
cottage on TAT 10, block q.
L. Miller. TO, erect a oue-story frame
house 10 cost $1,000 on lot Sc, block
81 First addition.
The following building permits were
read and referred to the building com.
mittee
Fred Neliis, to erect a one-story Of
fee to be covered with iron. 1GX30 feet
on lot 4, block SO, and to erect a stable
1fxG0 feet in the rear.
Mrs. Selma Swoboda, to repair and
move house ON lot 25, block 49, First
addition.
Henry Christmas TO build an addl-
ton 10 his cottage at lot %. block "a.
Sarah G. Durham, TO build six
room cottage to cost $t,500 on lot is,
block 19, Hookers subdivision.
Bette Quinn, to build a four room
cottage to cost $500 ON lot rs, block %.
| First addition.
! s. Richardson, TO build a cottage on
lot no. block 81, First addition, to cost
5000.
Henry Hixon. to build a onestory
store to cost $500 on lot 7, block 49,
/ Dir. f. S. Dickerson, to build addi.
ton to dwelling on lot Z, block &C.
| Henry Thompson, to erect a five
room cottage to cost $500 in block H..
The petition Of Alderman Nellis
praying permission to remove his
scales to in front of his new Office on
Sixteenth street and Commercial ave-
nue. was referred to the street com
mittee.
The. petition signed by some two
hundred citizens asking the council
and the mayor to appoint a competent
plumbing inspector, whose duty it
shall be to inspect plumbing condi-
lions when placed in buildings in ac-
cordance with the state law The pc
tition was referred to the ordinance
and board of health committees ami
Attorney M. J, OShea.
Petitions for sidewalks, catch ba-
SINS etc, were referred to the street
committee
The wholesale liquor bond of the
Uncle Joe Whisky company was read
and referred to the finance committee
John +. English was selected to
serve as judge Of election in the First
ward in the place of Joseph e. Muel
Ter, who has become a candidate foi
city treasurer.
The meeting adjourned at S:3-
o'clock.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
DEMOCRATIC WAVE
SWEPT COLORADO
pEAeoDYIsM GETS A SINGING
REBUkE IN ALMOST EVERY
CITY. THE VICTORY BEING
NOTABLE.

Denver. April "A Democratic
isn5slide struck Colorado. where mu-
aicinal elections were held today in
aii cities AID TOWNS excepting Denver.
I'm Pueblo. Colorado Springs and
Ieadv.llc. normally Republicans. Dem
oeTatlc tickets were successful. in the
latter case. the first time in 90 years.
u the smaller towns, where party
fines were drawn fhe Democrats won.
notable exceptions being Cripple
Greek. Victor, Golden and Central
city
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
pavs pearln for stamP.

For using on envelopes Two stamps
which had already been through the
most. an Irish schoolEaster has Just
been fined E1o0. Some of woman S
little daily economies often prove IN
the end expensive.-Loudon Globe.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Estate of Lucien X. Faleoner deceased. p! be
UNDERSIGNED, having been appointed admlhis
tratrix nf the estate Of Lucen r. Faleoneii
late OF the county Of Alexander anu s ~,
If Illinois. deceased hereby gives NOTICE tina,
she wifi appear before the county court %
Alexander county. at the court house ID Oalro
IN, at the June term. on the nrst Monuay
il June. next. at which time all person,
having claims against said estate are notlhed
snd requested 10 attend for the purpose q
raw az the same adjusted. All persons N
a.pted to said estate are required 20 make III
mediate payment to tho Undersigned
DATED This a0th day of March, 1907 49,.
LIZZIE o. FALcoNER, ADMINISTRATIVE
Miles Fred'k Gilbert, Attorney.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05

invariably say THE farce comedy has
ia thereby indicating drst finish ln
popular favor The well known musi-
cal melange Rudolph and AdeIph,
of Broadhurst and currie, that VIII he
seen st The opera house on Monday
AurH 10Th. BIAS had this blue ribbon
oil success pinned upon it for three
seasons past and starts in the present
season with tbo hall mark of approval,
ga 10th pullic ard press. The story
oft The play IS simple and uninyolyed
quotation of mistaken identity.
and much of the fun hangs upon the
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
ARDS
Cash Grocery { Meat Market
WILLIAM ARD PROPRIETOR.
2703 Commercial Ave Bell Phone Brown 26il

is a guarantee of fine quality. All the
Groceries we sell are good, pure and
economically priced. We have a
FINE STOCK
of Canned Fruits and Vegetables, De.
licious Jams, Specially Fine Tea and
Coffee and all household supplies
Our customers receive every consider
alton.
We make a specially of Fox Brand
Groceries and Meats, Fresh Fish and
Country Butter.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05

Laugh and the world laughs with
you is as potent and powerful an ep
igram as when first uttered. Even the
seething whirl Of an election cam
paign cannot down il for the speaker
who makes his audiences laugh is the
one who achieves the greatest popular
esteem; so If is with theatrical per
formances. When the seasons the
atrical race has been run the judges
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
EXECUTORS NOTICE.

l,state Of Harriet p. Williamson, deceased
The undersigned, having been appointed exc,
p. Williamson, late OF the county OF AleAan'
der. and state Of Illinois, deceased
hereby gives notice that he Will appear Deiors
the county court Of Alexander county, a.
the CONT house, In Cairo, at tn june term, =
u, 1875. of said court, on the first Monday u
June next, at which time all persons haylna
CLAIMS against said estate are notiii5u .. nv
ree n@sted to attend for the purpose OF having
The same adjusted. All persons indebted 70 Salo
estate are requested to make immediate pay
rleut to the undersigned, oo.
Dated this DIST day OF March, A. D. l5O7-
PHlLANDEB G. BARCLAY, Executor
Miles Frederick Gilbert, attorney.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05

Cleveland, Ohio. April f-Naniy
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
HYDE ASSUMES
THE AGGRESSIVE
concluded from First Pase)


Second Vice President Tarbell is
the target OF open statement given
by Alexander S. Beacon, counsel Tor
the concerns poiicy-holiers. TINS
statement declares TarbeH is the real
loader Of tho Alexander forces ana
brings up the charges thai Iarbel'
i1sl Dr'or TO tha beginning of the pres
emit controversy sold back to The
Eou table for $4,000 all HIS inter
ests jim renewals or future business
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05

mo-e. Later be was attached to the
star Of jefferson Davs. Upon one
occasion he was captured By lnloe
troops and confined IN Rock Island
prison. from which be escaped.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05
- d spenlna smIsn.

a German resident in PortHs
whose paJFonymie is Schmitz. or oa
famous English Smith, has been wa
ms home 10 Cologne eomplainins
TIE spelling cf his name adopted =
various Portuguese sronaent
Here are sew Of them Smhsls
sciuithz. Xamite. Chemiiiz an
Schemeth
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-05

TeHo. former Editor OF The Catholic
Universe. the official organ VI the
Catholic clurch Of this diocese. IS
dead. aged 81. During the civil war
TeUo was g colonel Ia the Confeder-
are army under General Harry Gii-