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The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
lst pub Oct At
Notice of Mortgage Fore.
closure.
closure.

Defauft has been made in the on
ditlons OF a mortgage executed by III.
@. Whalen, single, of Kessuth county,
Iowa, to B. II. Crose, of Algona, Iowa,
dated November 10th, 1904, duly filed
on the 18th day of November, 1904,
at 9:05 o'clock A. NJ, and recorded in
book IA OF mortgages, page 235, of the
Office of the register of deeds for
Hand county, State of South Dakota,
which mortgage and Indebtedness
secured thereby were duly assigned to
John Roster, of Kanawha, Iowa, by
an instrument in writing, on May
10th, 1905, duly filed ia said office and
recorded ia book 10 of mortgages,
page 296. That no action or proceed
ing has been instituted at law to re-
cover the debt remaining secured by
said mortgage or any part thereof.
Notice is hereby given that said
mortgage, by virtue of the power OF
sale therein contained, will be fore
closed by a sale of the mortgaged
premises therein described towit;
The south half of section nine
$50 in township one hundred and
eleven, .l11) OF range sixty-eight, f68)
in said Hand county, at public auc-
ton, by the sheriff of said Hand
county, at the hour of ten O'Clock in
the forenoon of Friday, the 18th day
Of November, A. ID. 1905, at the
front door of the courthouse in the
city Of Miller in SAID Hand county, to
satisfy an Indebtedness of sixteen
hundred and fifty-five dollars and
thirty cents, tSl655. 3O) the principal
and interest, and thirty dollars and
seventy cents $3.50. 7ey taxes for the
year 1904 paid by the undersigned, be-
sides the sum OF ten dollars attorneys
fees and other legal costs of fore
closure.
Dated this 4th day of October, 1905.
JOHN ROSTER,
said Assignee Of Mortgage.
j. III. Cole,
Attorney for said Assignee.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
No. 323443

is the lucky number and
draws the steel range in our
Daily Bread Baking Pow
der contest. Who has it?
We will wait until Deem
Der LIST and if this number is
not presented by that time
the range will go to the
next nearest number above.
Hunt up your tickets at
once. Yours very truly,
j. w. Coquillette.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
Notice.

AS | am obliged to stop
all credit and collect all
accounts before invoicing,
] hope those with accounts
will appreciate the time that
has been extended to them,
and be prompt to balance
the same and oblige,
Yours respectfully,
D. A. Mccoy.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
ANNUAL STATEMENT

For the year ending December ri. !
1904. o. TIE condition and afairs O
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15

Bran and shorts mixed at
the mill per ton $40. 1T
Soft and hard coal for
sale by Corcoran Brothers
at their elvator,
We need your No. 1
wheat at the mill. Highest
market price paid for all
grades. Miller Bros. At
Mrs. Young and her
daughter from Miller
visited in Highmore Friday
and Saturday.
There is 1Oc per bushel
for you in exchanging your
wheat for -four. For No. 1
wheat We give 81 patent, SO
second patent per bushel;
other grades in proportion.
Miller Roller Mills. At
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15

Special Clubbing Offers.
The Semi Weekly Sioux
City Journal and the Sun
both a full year for $3.50.
Believing many would
like a Pierre paper we offer
the Pierre Weekly Dakotan
and the Sun both a full year
for $1.40.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
LOW RATES

Chicago, Illinois,
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
THE STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA.
DeDartmapk of Insurance.

THE STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA.
Department. OF Insurance.
Company Certificate OF Authority.
Whereas, The Northwestern National
Life Ins. Co, a corporation or
ganized under the laws OF Minnesota,
has flied In tails Office a sworn statement
exhibiting it's condition and business for
the year ending December 81. 1904, con-
formable 70 the requirements OF the laws
of this stale regulating IA business OF
insurance.; and,
Where's. 9vne said nlpG has filed
in this office q duly certified copy of It's
charter. with certificate OF organization,
in compliance with the requirements OF
the insurance law aforesaid;
Now. Therefore, l. Holm G. Perkins,
Commissioner OF Insurance Of the State
of South Dakota. pursuant 10 the pro-
visions OF said laws, do hereby certify
that the above named company is fully
empowered Through its authorized agents
to transact IL appropriate business Of
Life lAauraua. his state, according TO
laws thegeSf, u3t,l the 2ist day OF De-
cembor. 4. n. i&@N.
In Testinaory Whereof, / have hereunto
set my kanc and n;Eaisl seal at Pierre.
this 18th DAY II each A. d. 1898,
(Seal.) }D1N G.. PERKINS.
Commissioners OF Insurance
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
Regular Meetings of The
County Commissioners.

The board of county commissioners
meet in regular session on the first
Tuesday of January, April, July and
October OF each year.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
ASSETS OF THE COMPANY.

ASSETS OF THE COMPANY.
Book value Of real estate. S25s. S17.12
Cash in office .....,........ 14,643.t0
Cash on deposit In bank not
on interest) ..........,..: 4i,oao.ol
ances SS,so4O7
BOOK value Of stocks and
bonds owned by company. 21S, 45S.3S
gage on real estate. $780,. 1.s41.93o.17
Loans secured by pledges of
bonds, stocks. etc.. ....:.. ,p0
Force "O.........r.... 4,ssl.31
and banks on interest. ..... 22,772.3s
Loans to policy holders on
this company's policies as
signed as collateral ........ 1o8,73s.33
Total assets ......,.t.......S2,tlZ' tsS'iz
LIABILITIES.
Net reserve S,51s, 1882
Premiums paid in advance. 3s0329I
Total policy claims ....s...... Sl.I0o.S9
Salaries, rents, office expenses,
accounts, etc. ........,...... l,loo.Uo
Amount of MI other existing
claims against the company. 7'663.o9
Total .$3,GJ2, 515.s1
Reserve held account policies
terminated ................. 9o,34o.Sl
toned prodts ,............. 14S,75s9e
Total liabilities So, $50, 61s.5s
INCOME DURING THE YEAR.
Total premium income. ,~.... .S1,Il7, 63S.92
AmOu - interest and rents
recei Z$o,'o''fo
Total income 81. 05s, 1913. 40
EXPE%DTFt RMS DURING Il YEAH.
Paid II losses and maturcd
endowtncntS -............... ~Soto'5lo5i
Surrender values ............ lSS,Sts.IS
Dividends paid TO policy hold ~
erS o,0hooh
inspections ..,............. Il, 263.33
Travelling expenses. salaries
and agency allowances, COM
agSnts, mgr, clerks. 2sG, 21O.49
Paid 10 officers usa horne Of
and othGt pergulsites 1922, 95.e71.3e
Paid for taxes. rents, adYer-
Using, legal expenses. PRINT
ing, stationery, postage, fur
niture and department fees. t0o,0lS.1S
Amount or all other payments
and expenditures ........... 5c3,3ui.oi
Total expenditures .......,Sl ,5o4,303.6o
COMPANY'S STATEMENT OF Bust
NESS TRANSACTED in THE STATE
OF SOUTH DAA01A DCt.!4NG IhE
YEAR.
Whole amount Of premiums
received in or from the
State Of South Dakota dur
ing the year. ....s...,...... S4o,Zo'.S
Amount paid for losses in
South Dakota during tue
year LOJ1iobS
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1905-11-15
NORTHWESTERN. HATi0NAL
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY

Of MinReapeIis, organized under the
laws of the State of Minnesota, made TO
the Commissioners of Insurance of thu
State Of South Dakota, in pursuance OF
the laws OF said state. President. W..
me: Secretary, T. J. Sackett. Principal
Office, corner Nicollet avenue n Eley-
enth street. Incorporated September ID,
1885. Commenced business September
q, 1855.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21

ise Of Eve roubies q month for his s1p
port would induce her to accept him
The unfortunate man begged to be ear
ried TO his parents, who be was su,'
would know their son. He was ear
ried there. but even they disownei
him. And 80 the unhappy man wal
carried 10 the village Office and left 9.
live there as best be could
One Of the functions to be perform.
ed by the Prince Of Wales during bis
tour in India win be the unveiling Of
a statue Of General John Nicholson,
the great soldier and administrator Of
the Punjab. who fell, at the siege of
Delhi. and whose dust now lies in tie
historic cemetery facing the battered
Kashmir Gate and Moiree bastior.
Arrangements are being made 20
celebrate in December next. the ami.
versary Of the settlement Of the Jews
in England. Oliver Cromwell granted
them permission to return on the inter.
eession Of Menasseh ben Israel, the
Amsterdam Rabbi. The Whitehall con.
ference. at which the decision was
taken, met on December 4, 1855, and
it is proposed that a public dinner bel
given on that day this year at which
many Of the leading Jews Of England
are expected to be present.
Many amusing tales are told Of the
Sultan Of Morocco, who is taxing the
resources Of French diplomacy. For
jewels be has a special weakness, while
n motor ears, hanson cabs, gold han.
He'd bicycles. gold pianos, and similar
articles, which be does not really want
,ut which be takes to be symbolical Of
European progress, he cannot appar
.ntly have enough. He is said to have
100 bicycles, many Of them with gold
nd silver fittings
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
REDUCED EXCURSION RATES.
To the Seaside and Mountain Resorts
for the Summer Vacations.


On and after June l, 1905, th'
| Southern Pacific, in connection will
the Corvallis & Eastern railroad viii
have on sale round trip tickets from
points on their lines to Newport, va
ouina and Detroit at very low rates
good for return until October 10, 1905
Three day tickets to Newport and
Yaquina, good going Saturdays and re-
turning Mondays are also on sale from
all east side points Portland to Eu-
gene inclusive, and from sll west side
points, enabling people to visit their
families and spend Sunday at the sea
side.
Season tickets from all east side
points Portland TO Eugene inclusive,
and from all west side points are also
on sale 70 Detroit at very low rates
with stop over privileges at Mill City
or any point east enabling tourists to
visit the Santian and Breitenbush Hot
Springs in the Cascade mountains,
which can be reached in one day.
Season tickets will be good for re-
turn from all points until October 10.
Three day tickets viii be good going
Saturdays and returning Mondays
only. Tickets from Portland and vi
entity will be good for return via the
east or west side at option Of passen-
ger. Tickets from Eugene and vicinity
will be good going via the Lebanon
Springfield branch, il desired. Baggage
on Newport tickets checked through
TO Newport; on Yaquina tickets to va
quina only.
S. P. trains connect with the c. & E.
at Albany and Corvallis for Yaquina
and Newport. Trains on the c. & E. |
for Detroit will leave Albany at 1880 |
a. m, enabling tourists to the Hot |
Springs TO reach there the same day
Trains from and to Corvallis connect
with all east side trains on the 8. p.
Full information as TO rates, time
tables etc, can be obtained on appli-
cation to J. Mayo, Gen. Pass. Agt., G.
3 Z. r. R., Albany W. E. Conan,
g. P. A, s. P. Co, Portland or to any
s. P. or c. & E. agent.
Rate from Salem TO Newport $500.
Rate frsm Salem to Yaquina $3.50.
Rate from Salem to Detroit $3.50.
Threeday rate from Salem to va
Iuina or Newport $500. e-l.tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
Ocean and River schoauA

For San FraneiscO-Evsry sr,
at 8 p. m. For Astoria, war !
and North Beaeh-Daily (srss,.
day. at s p. M; Saturday At 10 ,
Daily service (water permitsiu,
Willamette and Yamhil rivers
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
The Best
Insurance

William Boyd Of the Curtis Publish
ing company addressed the Manufac
turers' Advertising club at the Hote
Euclid, says the Cleveland CO., Plai1
Dealer, on THE Preparations Neces-
sary TO a Successful Advertising Cam.
paign." Mr.. Boyd opened with the
statement that unless a business or.
ganization is responsive 70 changing
trade conditions Il cannot be success.
ful He cited the growth OF advertis.
Ing 70 show Il one Of the new business
conditions which every concern must
meet
Trial advertisements are n waste of
money, according 10 Mr.. noyd, ana
he likened the trial advertiser 90 the
tradeHman who sends out traveiina
saiesmen once and then discharges
them. expecting that results from
the single EFFORT win warrant en-
EaEement OF other saIesmsn for n
like single trip.
Mr.. Boyd hkened advertising to a
business Insurance. II an adyertisers
place OF business burns down. even
though be has no IRE insurance, he can
at once rebuild and continue 70 do a
profitable business because he has ad.
vsrtised. thereby creating a demand for
his goods
h is Of course Just as Important
that q
paper ne IL IL 90 have your Insurance
IN a Eood company. Keep "a IA thsss
solumRs.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
Foreign Notes Of Live Interest.

The president Of the Berlin court Of
appeal has addressed circular letter
TO all judges and officials connected
with the court prohibiting them in
future from drinking beer within the
court buildings during the hearing Of
cases.
Tho valet Of the late Herr Krupp
has been arrested at Essen Tor attempt.
ing 10 extort money from Frau Rrupp
by reviving the accusations against
her husband which were current at the
time Of tho scandal three years ago.
The meat famine Ia Germany il now
exciting tho whole country. "open
the frontier TO Russian pork" Is tho
cry now being raised by all classes
but above all by the laborers, whose
staple article Of food is pork. The
price has arisen more than 40 per cent,
making It's purchase by the poorer
classes almost impossible The man
chiefly responsible FOR the existing
Prohibitive prices Is Herr Won Pobiel.
ski, the Prussian who is opposed to the
unanimous opinion Of the remainder OF
the Prussian cabinet that the frontier
should be opened TO foreign meat.
The retirement OF Sir Charles War.
rem from the British army has brought
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
A Bold Girl.
Tha colonel,a Wnterioo

Colonel John II. Fuller, Of Honey
Grove, Texas, nearly met his Waterloo
from liver and kidney trouble. In a
recent letter he says; al was nealy
dead Of these complaints, and, al
though I tried my family doctor, he
did me no good 80 I got a soc bottle
Of your great Electric Bitters which
cured me- consider them the best
medicine on earth, and thank God who
gave you the knowledge to mako
them" Sold and guaranteed to cure
dyspepsia, biliOuness and kidney dis
ease by J. C. Perry, druggist, at soc
a bottle.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21

promotion TO full general rank Of
lieuienant'general, Sir Thomas Kelly.
Kenny, who has spent AZ years out Of
his 65 in the army. In the China war
Of 1850 he won fame at the battle Of
sinho aud the capture Of Tang-ku,
and the Taku forts. Again be got dis.
patch mention in Abyssinia under Lord
Napier Of Magdala, and, on coming
home, served terms az A. A. @. In va.
rious districts, as well as at headquar-
ters and Aldershot. Against the Beers,
all through the war, he had command
Of the 9th division Of the field forces.
A pathetic instance Of the hard fate
Of those broke in the recent war comes
from the remote Russian village Of
Timashovoka, in the government Of
Taurida. During the mobilization a
young peasant, the strongest one in
the village. was sent 10 the war, his
departure being felt by his young
wife aud aged parents, who thus saw
their mainstay taken from them. A
few months passed and the soldier re-
turned, but without arms or legs.
This stump Of man was brought in a
box 10 his wife's hut, but she did not
recognize her husband, and neither
his cross Of 81. George nor the prom.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21

burg, where they won the international
double seull shell race. The two young
oarsmen are members Of the Atlanta
Boat Club, Of New York.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
Special Excursion Rates

August "A and 25 and ssntsmh.. -
iu anu ~, the southern Pacific company
vll sell sO-day special excursion ,iet.
es' 70 eastern points stopOver rant.
- - gong aud returning. For psrtieu.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21

Dr.. swan Heiin. the Swedish e1plor.
sr. who has made himself somewhat
conspicuous in the discussion Of the 20.
H.ieal situation in Scandinavia, by ap.
paaling 70 the swedish-Americans to
raise money for the fatherland's de-
fsnse. Dr. Haiin is a rather excite
able man. and probably does not WELD
the influence in Scandinavian affairs
which be supposes himself to exercise.
However. on account Of his worldwide
reputation as an explorer, his appeal is
attracting a good deal Of attention.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
MARKET QUOTA
TONS TODAY
MAKE salem a Good Home Market

Poultry-at stsiner's Market
Eggs-Per dozen, 25e.
Dueks-e6lOc.
Hens-s0ec.
Fys-l0c.
Baker, Lawrence 3 Baker.
Eggs-Per dozen, zoe.
Fruits, Vegetables, Etc.
PotaiOes-2593Oe.
Ouions-lhe.
Tropical FruitG
Bananas-5isc 10.
oranges-s45O6s5.OO.
Lemons-s5,5O@s5.OO.
Live Stock Market.
Steers-2He.
Cows-lh@2e.
Sheep-4e.
Dressed veal-6e.
Fat hogs-5%e.
Baled COyer-sLOO@sZ5O.
Cheat-s7.
TimOthy-s9@ss.5O.
GTaiR-s7@s75O.
Bran-s22.50.
Shorts-s24.5O.
Eggs Butter and Cream.
By Commercial Cream Co
Butter-30e.
Butter fat-soe at station.
wheat-5s@sao.
Hay, Feed, Etc.
Baled Cheat--slO.
oa's-Choiee white, sl.s5@l4O
Aillstuf-Bran, sls.OO
Hay-HmOthy, $500.
Potatoes-sll5@L2O.
POultry-Chiekens, mixed, lsH6
oei per lbi hens, lse per ID; roOstsrs
ID Toe per lbj fryers 22e per m,
ueks' s4,Oo@9.OO per dOz; geese ga
c per ID; turkeys, l7@lse per Ib,
ls Is'sed' s so@2l1ae per lbj squads, $3.50
1soo per doz.
POrk-Dressed, 715@ss
Bsef-Dressed, sh@5e.
Veal-5@se.
hu'ton-Dressed, 6lk@7be
hoPs-cOntraet, 1905, Ice; 1904 erOp,
&c Tor ehOiesj 2a@24e for primes and
W00i-lso5 clip, valley, coarse 10
.saian' s4h@s51aei hns, 2s1s@sse;
astern Oregon, l9922%s
= Anohsir-NO@inal, sO@sls.
.i nl''sr-FSney s- creamery, 2O@2lHs;
my leh@l7ci store, l5al5He.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21

Incorporation papers have been taken
out for new railread, which il is ex.
Peeted TO build between Portsmouth
and Columbus, Ohio. 1t is STYLED the
Portsmouth, Gallipolis s columbus
Railway Company.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
peafuess Caunot BE Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional rem
ediea Deafness is caused by an in.
famed condition Of the mucous lining
Of the Eustaehian tube. When this
tube is inAamed you have = rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when
II is entirely closed. Deafness 10 the
result, and, unless the Inflammation can
bo taken out and this tube restored TO
it's normal condition, hearing win be
destroyed fOreverj nine cases out Of
ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is
nothing but an inhamed condition of
the mucous surfaced
We win give One Hundred Dollars
FOR any case Of Deafness (eaused by
eatarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
f. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Use.
Take Halls Family Pills for eonSti-
outrages he ever heard of-Roseburg
Plaindealer.
A Bold Girl
Her Mother-If YOU marry him you
need never expect me TO come 20 see
you.
Daughter-Will you put that into
writingi
"What fort"
81 want 20 give it 10 Fred as a
present.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
CORVALLIS & EAOTVB
RAILROAD
TIME GARD NJ q

TIME GARD M g
, No 2 for Yaquina-
Leaves Albany .l2:4s n
Leaves Corvallis ...... las n
Arrives Yaquina ...... 5:R n
No. / Returning
Leaves Yaquina ....... 7:ls II
Leaves Corvallis .......ll:So Al
Arrives Albany ..,...... .l2;l5 PI
No. 8 for Albany-Detroi
Leaves Albany for Detroit 7;So Il
Arrives Detroit ........l2;So p
NO 4 from Detroit
Leaves Detroit ....... l;ao p
Arrives Albany ...... $50 p
No. 8 for Albany
Leaves Corvallis ."... $50 Al
Arrives Albany ....... 7;io Al
No. 8 for Corvallis
Leaves Albany ........ $40 p
Arrives Corvallis .... S;2O n
No. 2 for Albany
Leaves Corvallis ....... 600 n
Arrives Albany ....... $40 p
No. 6 for Corvallis
Leaves Albany .......... s;l5 n
Arrives Corvallis ...,.... s;S n
Train No. l arrives in Albany
time to connect with the 8. P. ~
bound train.
Train No. 2 connects with the
trains at Corvallis and albany, eS1
direct Service to Newport and adii'a
beaches.
Train No. 8 leaves Albany I
Detroit at 1880 a. N, arriving ~
in ample time to reach the Brsi'a
bush hot springs the same day
Train No. 4 between Albany and !
troit connects with the Eugene ~
at Albany, also with local from =
Wallis.
Train No. 5 leaves Corvallis at 81
a. m, arrives at Albany 7;lo a n
time to catch Eugene local to P0f'A'
and train to Detroit.
Train No. 8 leaves Albany for J,
wallis at 2;4O p. m, after the afi'
Of s. p. northbound overland.
Train No. 7 leaves Corvallis i y
p. m, arrives in Albany at $50 ? :
in time to connect with the lOen :
Eugene and way points
Train No. 9 leaves Albany fo'
wallis at o;l5 p. m, after the arri'A
the 8. p. local from Portland.
For further information sPPly |"
J. O. MAYO, Gen. PaA ~
T. eoCKERELL, Agent, Albany
H. H. cRoNIsE. Agent, Corvallis
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
CAPITAL NORMAL.

The fan term opens on sePtsnoS
but afternoon classes viii begih
September IL. The course viii os :.
demic, Normal, Business and o'n :
vice. Address J.J. KRAPs
sslsu, 2
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21
U. ]. LEHMAN

Sash and doors an kinds o. ?.
nniAhing. Phone Isl black AlN
doom Of warehouse for rent; sls'''
and switching facilities
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-09-21

For fuller information ask Or \
your nearest ticket agent, or
A L. oRla
General Passenger Aeu.
The Oregon Railroad & NGyins
Co., Portland. Oregon.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1905-07-10

to a candy pull or something Of the SORT
he met q red haired girl with willowy
form and fell In love with her at the
drop Of TIE hat. He saw her bone
from the party. and be had hardly left
her at the gate before be was ambitious
for place and power. he took jump up
ward from that very hour, and be con-
ttnued to jump, and history has told
you the pinnacle be finally reached. In
due time their cards read, "Mr. and
Mrs. Alexander the Great" and love
was the cause Of II.
You have heard Of Diogenes Of
course. He was the old chap who sat
around in his tub most Of the time, but
upon occasions went about with Ian.
tern in the daytime looking for an hon
est man. He got of lot Of stun he
called philosophy, but 1t was no thick
er than the CRIME on the back Of his
neck. He got the reputation Of being
an old crank, and be would have died
in his tub and been dumped into sew.
er If be hadn't met up with certain
widow named Ladias! She was fair,
fat and forty and had about S100,oeO
IN cash behind her, and old Diog Eas
no chicken,
When he saw that she was a little
sweet on him, he got out Of that tub,
washed his face and had his hair cut
and inside OF two weeks was counting
her and forgetting all about philoso-
ply. He felt the glow Of love from
his head to bis heels, and he got bis
hair dyed and some Of the wrinkles
rubbed of his face, and they were
married and lived happily for years
and years. Under the spur Of love be
opened a bank or a pawnshop, and
the way he did get up among the mil
lonaires was good TO see.
When you think Of Cicero, whose
Oratory made q nation cheer or Weep,