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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23
INVENTOR OF WATCH.
Statue of Peter HeIe to Be Unveiled
at Nuremberg.

Statue of Peter HeIe TO Be Unveiled
at Nuremberg.
The city of Nuremberg. Germany, is
preparing to honor the memory of Pc
ter Hele, who is generally credited
with the invention of the watch. Hele
was a clOckmaker of Nuremburg and
lived early in the sixteenth century
statue of him has been designed,
forming the topmost figure in a foun-
tain, and it Will be unveiled the COM
ing summer. The parent of the watch
WAS the ancient tower clock. The in
vention of the spring to take the place
of the weight to drive the wheel train
made possible the construction OF a
portable timekeeper. In the first
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

- - - - -
from q cigar fac
tory. Mr.. Stokes
belongs to a family
noted for it's wealth,
its culture and its
philanthropy. In
stead of devoting
himself TO the ad-
vancement of his
own fortunes or TO
q life of idleness
and social pleas
ures he decided to
live among the tene-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23
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for the varying colOrs OF different races
black. red. yellow. copper and white
1t is only absent in albinos.
The negro's natural armor Is only
protective against artificial heat In a
dark atmosphere the black skin ceases
to throw of heat. and the negro suf-
fers. In a stokehole. for Instance. he
is usually the first man TO collapse
where white men are unaffected"
Sick headache results from a disor-
dered stomach and is quickly cured by
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets. For sale by all leading druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23
Long BAN Game. Looked For.

Twelve and fifteen inning games,
with low scores, are going to be plen-
tfful during the present baseball sea-
son, according TO many close students
OF the sport. and legislation TO increase
batting will be forced upon the rule
makers. The reason for this is the ad-
vent of the famous spit ball. The use
OF the spit ball is almost universal
now. and it is a great reducer OF
scores
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

ami postmaster gen.
eraL At forty-three he is at the head
or the postal service OF the United
States and is discussed for the presi-
dency of one of the largest business
Institutions in the country. In the
years intervening since he took dicta-
ton from the fourth assistant pOstmas-
ter general he has been stenographer to
President Cleveland, also 10 President
Mckinley. assistant private secretary
and then private secretary to Mr.. Nc
kinney. private secretary TO President
Roosevelt secretary of commerce and
labor and chairman Of the Republican
national committee. Mr.. COrtelyOu has
earned every advancement he has re-
ceived by faithful service Ii is said
that COrtelyOu owes much of his sue
cess to his adherence to System. spelled
consists In the fact that. as an &C
quaintance put It, "Cortelyou never
gets ratified" This was In evidence in
the tragic days at Buffalo in 1901 when
the modest secretary rose to the pro-
portions OF a national character 1t
was Cortelyou who directed the selec-
ton Of surgeons. the arrangements of
the house where the president lay and
the announcements for which the world
waited. No matter how great the strain
In all those anxious days and nights,
Cortelyou kept his head.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

tclA NAAAh IA CC4
ing. who. when
Manchester placed
a form t,n the rail-
before him in readi-
ness for the APP
preaching collection
plate. Ostentatious-
ly put beside IL a
sovereign. His grace
raisedhis eyebrows.
but dipped down
into his pOck [
again, and a second
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

Win I u e charge
that Assistant Sec
rotary OF State
/ o o mi s miscon-
Quoted him s e ] (
while minister to
Vene Zuela. Mr..
Russell was for
eight years secre-
tary OF legation at
Caracas. serving
under Mr.. Bowen.
and also during the
p iod of Mr..
y - - - - =,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23
People
Who Are In the
Days News

he talk about Post.
N a ter General
George Bruce Cor
telyou as the next
president of the
Equitable Life AS
suraDce socie ty
again directs atteD-
ton to the re-
markable rise of
this comparatively
young man TO infu-
ence in the world
OF politics and bust
ness. Twelve years
ago be was taking
shorthand notes and
operating a type
writer In the office
of the fourth assist
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23
These Men Are H,tttpx Some.

''Sox" Seybold. the heavy hitter OF
the Philadelphia Athletics, pIunked the
ball safely eight times in his first
twenty times at bat this season, an
average OF just 400. Pat Dougherty
has done the trick nine times in TWEEN
ty times at bat, q percentage OF 40.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

II StIenuous lie III
promoting aboli-
ZIONIST principles ia
Kentucky before
the war, was ap-
pointed minister to
Russia by PreSi-
dent Lincoln. 1t
was while serving
at st. Petersburg
that he gave y ire
mendous shock TO
the diplomats there.
ma. s.HFsn - .w.rsn -
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

The post Of envoy extraordinary and
minister pienipotentiary Of the United
States to the republic of Venezuela has
usually proved a difficult one to Ill,
and William W. Russell. who has just
been appointed to it. takes il at time
when relations between Venezuela and
the United States are far from cordial.
His difficulties are increased by the
fact that the minister whom he sue
ceeds. Herbert W. Bowen. has been
summoned to Washington in connection
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23
WHY THE NEGRO is BLACK.
Army Surgeon Says IL IL 10 Protect
Him From Tropical sun.

SASS ~ - 10 fFotect
Him From Tropical sun.
Surgeon Major Charles Woodruff. u.
s. A, now stationed in the Philippines.
In treatise just published in England
on the effects of the tropical light on
the white man incidentally answers the
interesting question, Why is the negro
black?" His answer is that the ne
grO's blackness is a defense against the
dangerous rays of the sun, and he thus
reasons:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

n bout 1,UOO. ana
one OF its leading
patrons is the Rus
sian minister Of
railways. Prince Mi
Chael ChIIk off.
Prince CEilkoff
looks very much
like a New England
deacon. and he is a
pretty good Amer
lean In many re-
spects. for he lived
in the Unite d
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

1t was announced at the worlds con-
ference Of Young Mems Christian as
sociations in Paris that $4,000 had
been given for the construction on one
OF the leading streets OF st. Peters
burg or fine Y. NJ. c. A. building
The St Petersburg branch OF the Y. NJ.
G. A. has attained a membership OF
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23


how 1.-THE other half lives that he
might understand better how to aid In
bridging the social chasms which he
deplores. 1t was quite by accident that
he met Miss Pastor, who from roll
ing cigars in a factory in Cleveland
had risen to the position of writer
on a Jewish newspaper in New York.
She was born in Russia. once lived in
the Whitechapel district In London and
all her life has fought with poverty
and restitution. Mr.. Stokes recOgniz-
ed her innate worth and admired her
for her capacity to rise above discour-
agements and her devotion to the hap
piness Of others. They plan to live aft
er their marriage In a simple manner
and devote their joint efforts to the ad-
yancement of the ideas for which the
settlement movement stands.
Mr.. Stokes, for the past two or three
years. has led very active life as a
settlement worker and done much for
the Improvement Of the poor.
A MarbIehead fisherman reports
hearing while out one day in the bay
this hit of repartee between Thomas
W. Lawson of "Frenzied Finance"
fame and young woman, evidently
no respecter Of persons:
AS Mr.. Lawson passed in naphtha
launch the rowboat containing the girl
she called out: Hello, Tom. How's
copper
Instantly came the retort: First rate
How's BRASS
According to the New York Times,
Rider Haggard, the novelist, tells d new
story OF the Duke of Manchester. who
IL will be remembered, married Miss
Helen Zimmerman OF Cincinnati and
who was recently angered by Andrew
Carnegie's remarks about American
girls who married worthless dukes :"
The duke Glanced to be seated in
Church next a young snob Of better an
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

, Brutus J. Clay, who has been ap-
pointed minister to Switzerland by
President Roosevelt, is a leading Re
publican OF Kentucky and one OF the
four sons Of the noted abOlitiOnist. the
late Cassius NJ. Clay. He was United
States commissioner to the Paris ex-
position of 1900. but aside from this
post has not held public office before
Mr.. Clay was delegate TO the last
Republican national convention, re
sides upon a large estate in Madison
county. KY. and is man Of wealth
and culture. His father, who had such
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

in Venezuela as minister. He has been
the friend of both men and in view of
the feud between the two now finds
himself in a delicate position.
Minister Russell is a native of Mary
land and a son of the late Admiral Rus
sell He was himself trained for the
naval service and is n graduate OF the
United States Naval academy. About
sixteen years ago he was ngaged in
engineering work In Venezuela. and in
1885 President Cleveland appointed
him secretary of the American legation
there. which post he held with much
credit under three presidents. On the
establishment of the republic OF Pana-
ma lie was appointed charge d'affaires
at Colon and later was promoted 10 be
minister of the United States TO the
republic of Colombia. He will leave
BogOta soon TO take up his duties as
minister TO Venezuela.
One Object of the social settlement
movement Is the bridging of the grow
ing chasm between very poor and very
rich. But it is not often that this
chasm is bridged by the matrimonial
method, as in the case OF J. Graham
Phelps Stokes, the young multimillion-
aire settlement worker. and Miss Rose
Pastor. the poor Jewess who but re-
4
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

large oil painting of the scene Is now
hanging in the Corcoran Art gallery 81
Washington.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23


years and, despite his princely birth,
worked for wages. In railroad shops
like an ordinary mechanic. 1t was due
to his sympathy with the ideas OF free
dom that he came to America. for
when the serfs were liberated in the
reign OF Alexander II. he advocated the
reforms then undertaken and quarrel
ed with his father over the subject.
leaving Russia In consequence 1t
proved a lucky thing for the Russian
empire that he did come here, for he
learned railroad construction and oper-
alton from the ground up in this coun-
try, and II was his genius in this field
that enabled him to do work OF great
value I'm the development Of the Rus
sian transportation system and espe-
cially the building of the great Siberian
railway. which has been OF such i'm
portance IN the war with Japan.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1905-05-23

In the O'Brien bout Kelly, according
TO his friends, had the advantage in
every round except two, which were
O'Brien's by a clean margin. Kelly
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

fllr5en 3mii6enrdlmen Sarn ab.
0ieier lit nitt ielten nit 9lut ODER
Otter gemiidt. gemerft man on
Sbieren, bel oenen einige Seit Dor.
her Nodgeburtsitorungen poreefont.
men iinO, oerartige Spmptome, 10
iGume man nift, alsbalo eineit
Sbierar5t bei5u5ieben, Der ourh Die
ltnteriuhung bes Sbieres uno pes
Sarns Die aranfbeit oes Shieres bolo
feititelen fam. Cine 9ebanblung
bat in oieien 6Gaen wenig ausiiht
auf grfolg. Sobalb man Die
aranfbeit feitgeiteat bot, ioate mor
Die Sbiere ihlnften. Sc iriiber bie
6eititeaung uno slbihlahtung err.
folgt, beito gerineer lit Damn Der
mirtbidaftlihe Shoben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Wiais.Scl.

Cine nere SitbmItrie, beren yrrrag
I'M lesten Sabre cine @eiammtiumme
BON 10000 6diiern erreiht bot, lit
oas Wais-S Del. 9as Del miro aus
benz Maisfeim gepreBt, wenn Mebl
II. +. M. beraeitellt miro. 9ieier
1beil bes Samerls cling tbatiGflif,
oerloren, bepor oas eegenp1rtige
Gerfabren Der SeIgeipinnuna ent.
bedt war. 9ei Der @orbereitung
miro Der Maisfeim ungeiGbr cbenio
gepreBt unb seauetidt, pie Der 2ein-
unb gaummoaiamen bel Der 9erei-
ting bon Gem. uno 9aumpoliaut-
Del. Sci benz Yrc5eB Der Mais.
olbereiting giebt es eigentlih fem
@ebeimniB, uno bod lit ieoer SSabrif-
orbeiter beitrebt, gemiiie Yro5eiie ge.
beim 81 balteit, eberlo mie BEL Der
Meblbereitung. lie Walhinenein.
ridtung iiir Die aeimertrabirune lit
patentirt. ooh lit oas @erfabren fein
@ebeimniB i'm eigentlihen Gimme hes
@ortes. Iie eroBte Waisol- Sabri.
fantin lit augenblidlih Die Slucoie
Manufacturing Gompanp. - Sbre
iGbrlide Iusbeute betr1gt 10000
Safer, lponon 20 Yro5ent bon glei-
weiB., 6arben- iino Seife-S abrifan.
ten gebrauht miro. - sln ailsp1rti.
gen El1sen miro es our SeriteQung
BON lpeifer Seize pertpenoet nno loa
cine berporrogenbe Gualit1t oieies
IrtifelS ~Iiefern. Maisoit beoing
einen bobefen Treis, oils Die anberen
5n bieiem 3ipef benusten Dele. Gs
lpiro aiif, gebrauf)t. Inn oas Safelol
5u perifneioen. gs ldbt iidj niht
reinigert. bat cine belle. bernltein.
selbe, %poafommen ourhiif)tige Sarbe.
angenebmen @eihmaf, uno miro
nift ran5ig. Wan fam es audi
gum Sbmieren gebroud)en iinb ais
9rennol perpenben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Scr critic Wild.M ntuma,

miirbe in Stodbolm I'M Sabre 1902
auf einem Der sroBen Warftpldse
.aufgeltcllt uno beiite iino nift niir
III Stodbolm, ionbern audi in anoe.
rem Stdoten Sdmeben's unb Slim.
lambs iolhe Iutomaten 5u iinoen,
Die in iebr fur5er 3eit cine auBer-
oroentlihe 9elicbtbeit gemonnen ba-
ben. so muroen beiipielsmeiie aus
amei Iutomaten in 45 1agen $4,000
gefer mariner Mild) entnommen.
Gin iolher Iiitomat lit Elm Solsfa.
item. etpa brei SUB brett uno tief uno
iehs Sub bod. On Der poroereR
Seite befinoen iih auBer Dem Sflib
our Iufnabme oes @eloitiids 5rpei
anopfe, Die nit 5pei &obren in Ser
binoung iteben, uito Sipei angefettete
9ed)er. Sinter einem fleinen @las-
ieniterfen perfiinben Sablen. pie
piele 9efer Milh Der Ipparat lto6
entbdlt. Sm Snnern befinoet iih
elm GROCER @aiierfaiten, in Den Der
Wfildfolten geitellt miro. Tas @aI-
Ter miro burdD cine reeulirte 8os.
famine auf ungefdbr 70 @rao Gel
iius erbist. Nad Sineimperien Der
Miin5e - Der gpparat lit 10 con.
itruirt, bob er aaes Nnoere oils Die
porseifriebene Wiin5e 5uriidgiebi
- fommt suerit betBes 0aiier siiim
&einigen oes 8ehers uno crit Damn
Die morme Wilh. Cine Gontroa.
moidine perSeidnet. miepicl 9ed]er
Wilh ansgeifGnft porben iinb, nnb
cine anbere Sorridltuna idlieBt oen
Ipparat, menn feline Wild mebr
oorin lit. Die Museaben iperoen
ourf Die ginnabmen unaeiGbr ee-
oedt. MIR ole @nibaffung Der auto.
maten. oeren ieber 1915 foitet, nub
our Serfiigiing aeitelt merben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22

ten: so, III lat Den 3lig ton Giibel
tnbren!" Sortfp1breno miid)t er iif)
Die 5ablreihen Shpeibtropfen bon
Der Stirn. Ibcr Elm linn gegeniiber.
ltsenoer Serr bat Die 8orte onidei.
iteno init MiBtrauen anaebort.
oMein 2ieber", reject or bus Bauer.
lein ialbuirgSuol an, .lpenn mir 5itm
5eltfel fohren, bonn fiibrt inns Der
8eg ober 5ur Sole" Sat is
med (mir) gon5 egol", ermioerte Der
Ingereoete, ef (if) for meme Yer.
Jon bopme n u etourbilIet."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Sdiitct bic SbitbGmme sesen oi,
Sunne!

9enn gerabe ourh Ole unaemohnte
@rplrmung infolge mebritiinoiger
einmirfung Der Come miro Die Sc.
fabr oes gririerens erbobt. Sorm
beoede man Spaliere mo In Der
Mdbe BON @Gnoen itebenoe 9dume
10, oab lie BON ben Strablen Der
Come nid,t ~sctrpifcn werben, lei
SofitGmmen trGgt Die helle 6orbe
nes aalforitrihs sur @erminoerimg
Der 6roitbeihGoisuns bel
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
@cioc fir Sdlwcinc.

9os n2ipe Stod Scurnol" tbeilt
NIT, Dab nan in Gnglano iest piel-
fad) periu1t, Die Sdipeine auf Die
@eioe 5i treiben. 3uerlt beniiste
man oa5r S6afpeiben. iGet aher
ieet beionOere @eiben fir Die
Sdmeine ar. Sielfa6 bort man Die
gniift, oab es faum cine before unO
biligere Wetbobe our Speder5eit-
guilg gebeu fam, oils Die, Die
S6meie ben CONNER ilber auf
Taps. unb 9leefeloern 5u balten
uno lie i'm Ser6it nod 6 bis 8 90.
diem bel eutem Waitfutter auf6ultal.
len. IS miro b%ebauptet, bob
Sdpeine iif I'M Sitter bon Z Mona.
ten auf oieie 0eiie in @eitalt. ano-
den uno @llds sur grobten 8ol-
fommenbeit entmideln unb bel gutter
8eiunobeit bleiben. @ibt man
ibnen nebenbei nod etpas Wfilh
unb Slittermebl, 10 ioaen lie aiid)
babel id)on gut Sped aniesen. Gu.
tes @ras, Slice ODER @ifen unb Slice
gibt ausse5eibnete Shlpeineweioen.
Bel H~apsfeloern naren Die Heiul.
tote nod giinitiger. @roBe Shmei-
neanitalten loiien auh in Ieutif-
lanD Die Sdipeine meioeit, uno ole
oiesbe5iiglid)en grfabrungen limo
reft quite.
@egeniiber Ben slderlpeiben bot
Die @alomeiDe ben Tor5ug,
oaB Die Sdueine iomobl bel llnpet-
ter als aild oil beiBen Sagen Stus
Su finoen permogen. Sielfof
berridt nod Der 8laube, Dab ourd)
Gintrieb bon Shipeinen in ben
@alo mir ben gaumbeitano Sdaoen
erpafien fonnte. 9ieie Innabme
lit ieoof unrihtig; es miro i'm &c.
gentbeil Die gntwidelung Der Sor.
item ourh einen ~peritdnoigen Gin
trieb bon Sdpeinen MIR geforoert
meroen. Sie Sbiere trogen sur
Soderung bes 8ooens bel. uno es
miro lire @iiblarbeit oaber beion.
oers On CUTE Griolge baben, mo- Ser
8ooen perbGrtet ODER gor pertorft
lit. Sm 3uiammeibQng nit Der
gobenloferung finbet audi cine
Surfliiftnng oes 9ooens ltatt, mas
oitf Die Soslihmod]ung BON gt1br.
%itoften urb aui Die gntiaurung bon
giiniti9em GiniluB lit. Sobam
perben burf Die Shpeine piele
ih1olihe Snleften pertilst, 3. 9.
Maifafer, begin. oeren 2arpen, Sic.
iernipinner, aieiernidwarmcr unb
10 peiter.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Siibner i'm @artcn bcs Nadbars

berumidarren 5i laiien, balten
manf)e 2eute iiir biaiger. OILS oieiel.
ben ielbit 81 fiittern, aqein es be.
5ablt iih nidt, @efliigel anf bieie
@eile 81 balten, 5nmal elm giltes
ginperncbmen Sipiifen Hafborn
mebr pertb lit, oils Der Yrofit. Den
man BON Siibnern crSielen fam. lie
bette Metbo0e. NM iolhe @renSper.
'lesungen 5ll permeioen, lit, ole Siib.
ner altf Den eigenen Sof bnrf einen
geeigneten 3aun 5u beifrdnfen.
Gem leiDenoen Had)barn itebt slpar
III Der Ingelegenheit Der Weg 5it
einem Shooeneriat : Yro5ciie pifen,
aaein oerartige alagen permehren
lllir Die boie Stimminlg mo limo
auBeroem g~emobnlif f~oItipielig. Die
bette Silfe lit Selbitbilfe. gs emf
pfieblt iif ). g., einen gliten Sunb
sur gnpenoung 81 brineen. Sat
man einen iolden nift, 10 fam mani
lid i'm ood) pobl aiif elm paar Gage
leibweiie peridaffen. @enm Der
Suno es iid cine Seit lang gum
6elfGit maht, Die unaebetenen
Sennen aus benz 8arten 81 iasen,
10 oft lie in bemielben iino. 10 mer.
Den iie bolb 81 Der grfenntniB font
men. bob man lie bort niht baben
mill. Mnn pergeiie audi nift, Die
cigenen Siibner 10 lange aus Dem
8arten 5i iager, bis oieielben aus.
iinoig gemadt habeiL Dab ibr Tlas
nn0ersrpo lit. /.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Observation-Disclosures

ais SolgeSuitano bel Dem Suriid-
bleiben Der Nahgeburt. Dor eini.
gen Sobren lit nahgepieien iporoen,
Dab iniolge BON observation-disclosures
gen nidt ielten Observation-Disclosures
eintreten. Die imrner Sum Sooe fiib-
rem. SGngen Naheeburtsreite Ian.
gere 3eit 5iir @urfipalte beraus. 10
manoern 9ofterien, Die bel Dem
Nnnlperoen Der bermmsbangenoen
Hahgeburtstbeile en%titeben, IN Ole
Sarnrobre, Die 9Iaie unb our6 Die
Snrncnn1lfen in ooS Hiereilbeden
cir. Sn Der Niere angefpmmen,
peronloilen lie cine 3eritoruna Der
Niercnlibitan5. Ger a%ronfbeits-
roSeB gebt meiitens iebr langiom
Dor lid. Nah @oben uno Iono.
ten belncrft man crit cine Storrue
in Dem @cirnobeitsSultano Der
Sbiere. Sie GrfranfnngsSeid]en
beiteben IN p%erminoertem gppctit
rno laneiomer Abmagerung. Gle
Sbiere iesen unter SrGngen in
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
0clnnacne Nnsreoe.

Hidter: y@ns be5pcfteu Sic bo.
init, oab Sic NIT Sbren aneipgenoi-
len IN fat nlen Stroben irieoliden
Siiraern Die Seniter einmarfen?"
Stuoent: .Wir mollten Dem @la.
ier.G ongreB, Der am anoern 5aoe in
itnierer Staot 5uiommentrat, cine
Iufmerfiomfeit ertpeiien."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Gr hattie Gin Ictpmrbiact.

AMI elmer Standardization Der
2iineburger Seioe ereienete iid fiirS.
lid elm ergoeliher 3niihenina. als
l,1ntlid Der 3ug gerohe obfabren
wpQte. fommt In bellem ShmeiBcciu
@1nerlein angelauien. ipringt idpteil
in elm Gonpee mo laBt iih eritopft
aui cine 9onf nieoer init Den @or.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Cine praftiidlc Sansfram.

Nfanm (brumrneno): 0S6one
@irtbihaits, an Dem cinen Scmo
fehlt Der Fedte Iernlel unb al Dem
anoert Ser linfe!"
Sr6ii: nMiln Damn 5iebe bod ein.
fad bei0e ilbereinonoer AM"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Ser cipia 8lcihe.

Como: ,Nun, Serr Troieiior,
parum baben Sic oenn einen anoter
in Der llbrfette2"
Hrofeiior: Gas lit Elm Wittel,
fpelln i'd. nod Der ltbr iebe. mid an
Den artoten III nleinem Saihentud)
5ll erinnern."
Came yllnb mas beoelitet oas2"
Grofeiior: Ser ioa mid. ipennl
ids Saifentlif aebrauhe, oil ben
¬en in meiner llbrfette mobnen. -"
Ganiea aIber po5u baben Sic
oenn pic auoten gemuft."
Hroteilor; rSa, oas bab' ib wirf-
lid gariS bergeiien!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
9ogiid)c Tulacrnng.

I'D borte, Ssbre Srar @emahIin
iei ourdgebronnt! SIT bos mabr,
Serr Yrofeiior2"
uSeoenfaas, oenn if erinnere
mid, Dob es beute Mitiag feline
S5ene CAB, als id obne &eseni6irm
nad Saitie farn!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Gnfant terrible.

Snfel (pon ieiner ronfbeit erS1b-
leno): .Gtei Stmioeu bat mid Der
slrSt unteriuft."
Ter tleine Neffe: SD benfe bier.
sebn Gage, Snfel2"
Snfel: .@ielo2"
Ser fleine &eiie: .Muu, Topo
iogt boh. 9u bGtteit pier5ebn Gage
IN llnterluhunia aeieiienl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Sas sefdbrlid,c gmsbGmseidilb.

sluf einem slusbGngeifilo in elmer
Stabt 9euti6lano's befinoet iih fol.
seiloe In5eige.
.Sier meroen Siloer untcr 0lnS
lnlo Mnbmen geiest. aild) perfanie id)
Die beriibmteiten WGnner Der @e.
genmnrt lammtlif 5urn @ui.
hGnAer."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
eeiScnssefGbrti

Wtutter: ~gber Slnge, maritm
oriidit Glt oenn Die Stiefel 10 eng
an Gein Ser5?"
Spbn Vebriunge): .@eil ipir
SeioenSgeiabrten iino."
Mutter: y@ieio oenn."
Sobn: YNun, neil mir belize I'M.
mer geiuidit mcroen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
8rnnS gcmng.

.Sino sic anh Ger Meiurne, Dab
ole Yreiie eine @roBmoht iit?"
o3meiielloS ib bab' cine Srau
NIT 100000 Marf ourb lie be-
tpmnen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
Shlehtc &pit.

Griter Ir5t: aN!tln, wie eebt Shire
Traris nj Dem fleinen Srte, no Sic
iih nieoerlniien?"
3meiter Ir5t: .Scbr ifledlt, cine
a%nitdnoiae aranfbeit forintt gar ntd)t
Dor, if muB fat allein bon oen 31b-
nen leben, Die th 5iebe."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-08-22
grandbarc Strait.

Siusl: nYurgermooito, | moft'
mi "a olfnebma laii'n in 8erein sur
Sebrng oes Srem0enperfebrsl"
9iirgcrmeiiter: .Sa. Sosl, mas
miait oenn Iu in Dem Serein?"
Siasl: sSurfbauen unb auBi.
ifmeiB'n, bal Dana ifimpft!"