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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
GREAT TOBACCO SALE.
Over Half Million Pounds Sold at
South Boston in One Day.
'(Sneciall to The Times-DIs,

Especial to The Times-Dispatch.)
SOUTH BOSTON. VA, November g.
Not since South Boston has been to-
bacco market has there been so much to-
bacco sold here as was on last Tuesday
Over half a million pounds were sold at
prices which were In the main satisfactory
to the farmers. The average price was a
little over eight cents a pound Since
the commencement Of the new tobacco
year. September LIST, more tobacco has
been sold than In any previous year with
in the memoryNof the oldest people,
The people OF this section were never in
a more prosperous condition. The corn
crop was a good one. the bulk OF which
has already been housed. Hogs are quite
numerous, and with plenty OF corn to
make them OF heavy weight, pork and
hominy" will be plentiful In Halifax. The
seven banks In the county all report de;
posits as large, which is the best indi-
Gator Of the condition Of the people,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03

on the prgromme. Miss Allen brought
the question before the children: What
should be done with this money just
taken?" Several places were suggested
and then 1t was decided almost unani-
mously, to send 1t to Miss h1athews's
school in Hang ChoY AS the injecting
broke up and the children turned Ito go
they faced a gayly decorated end OF the
room. where Japanese screens. pictures,
drapcries and acknowledgements GU
rios invited the interest OF all Close
up to these came one and all, and for n
half hour or more they fingered eagerly
looking and asking questions. 1t made
a very pleasant ending to a very enjoy
able programme.
Young Peoples Meeting.
or the delightful services held during
the session OF tile Woman's Missionary
Union of tho Synod OF Virginia, none
We're more interesting and inspiring and
than the Young Peoples Meeting" held
In the lecture room Of the Grace Street
Church Saturday morning. Miss Calvin
presiding. Miss Camp led the devotional
service
Questions as to "yHhat is written in
the aw?' How readest thou2" the Wis
ion of the field, the personal respon-
s!billty and the object OF service were
answered in Scripture by various girls
in the audience.
In an able paper by Miss Kate Talley.
the recruiting agency of the church was
shown to be her ''Young People; hcnce
the responsibility OF evangelizN,g tho
world rests upon them. What Is being
done to interest and prepare them LOT
this responsibilities In tho three training
schoos--the "home. the church, the
Sunday school"-she well presented.
Echoes OF the Conference a the
; young Peoples Missionary Meeting.
held ut Ashevile In June. we're given by
Miss Wilson; her impressions OF inc
needs OF the foreign field OF inc ms,
sion study class, OF the Morning Watch
cnthused many present UNIV 'hes
"rhe Girl who Knew and Never Toid,
tho Girl who Never Knew" were pre-
scented In striking contrast by Miss Bes-
sic Cook. 'The mission study Glass; inc
| object In View: how 70 attain II by PONY
| OF contast by organization, BY enuig-
| ment," was clearly given ny pr A. -
| Phillips. 49, .,....ad
| Question: and Miss Matthews, OF me
!, Hangchow school brought all race 70
face with the Need and Privilege or
Mission Workers In China" Miss Allen,
/ OF Lexington, newly elected 10 the posi-
ton of secretary OF the young people
4 work In the Hynodical Union. was intro
duced, and, In u few well chosen worns'
4 showed the absolute necesslty OF hhha-
/ to-hund work, The trumpet call 70 ever,
girl TO "etand in line" was enecliYels
given by her. This service was f'ofcn
with prayer by Miss Allen, ~ teehnb
4 that ineed It was good 20 nave beci
there"
Woman's Auxiliary.
The annual meeting Of tho Wom4n's
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03

Floyd county, Va; Southern Cross, Salem
Va: Tazewell Tazcwe!l, Va; Stoncwall
jackson, buchanan, Va; West Point,
West Point, Va: Fincastle, Fincastle,
Va; Ashby, shenandoah county, Va;
Bowling Green, Bowling Green, Va;
Magruder, Big Bethel, Va; Chesterfield
Chesterfield, Va; Hope-Maury. Norfolk,
Va; Slower Camp. Stmsburg. Va; John
w. Daniel. Newport News. Va; Carro"'
lillsvillc, Va: II. II. Dickcrson LEBANON,
Va; Blue Ridge. Hamilton, va; Warren
Rifles, Front Royal. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
CHURCH RECEPTION.
Congregation Of Second Baptist
TO Have a "House-W farming"

The congregation Of the Second Baptist
now new and m elegant edihce. corner of Adams
and Franklin Streets, tonight. They pro-
pose to make It time OF Christian ro-
mittees in charge cordially invite all OF
the friends of the church, whether mem-
bers Of the church and Sunday school
or not, There is perhaps 20 set pro-
REFRESHMENTS and other enjoyable fea-
tures, 1t - certain. there will be no
experimenting for says one OF the
strictly Christian social time; time
for hand shaking and getting acquainted
with ono another, We want all or our
friends TO DO with u.s.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
CHEAP RATES ETo&ALL WINTER RE-
SORTS VIA SEARoARD AIR
LINE RAILWAY, THE
FLORIDA SHORT
LINE.

now on sale by all seahoard agents to
winter resorts at greatly reduced rates
via the souboard Air Line. Tho Sea-
board is the shortest line to Florida by
many miles, and has the fastest time and
most complete schedules; service unsur-
passed, Two daily trains running to
Florida without change, Tho only d.
rect line to Camden. Pinehurst and other
Carolina resorts,
For all Information as to ties or
schedules call on any Seaboard agent,
Richmond Transfer Company or to
II. S, Lizard w. NJ TAYLOR,
Dist. Pass. ACT. City Ticket Agt.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03

.on and wiltshire upon the charge OF
son ano SO from Roscoe simmons when hen
the officers requested the an e, to-, s stes
slider himself under a arrest wIfh sc some diffi-
s s,rt,,u mat he was finally landed IN inc
rel, a. the First Police Station.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
WINTER TOURIST RATES, VIA THE
ATLANTIC COAST LINE

Winter Tourist tickets are now on sale
n ali Southern Winter Resorts, via the
Atlantic Coast Line. This line is tho
Shortest. quickest and most Elegantly
Equipped between the North and South.
1t offers to health and pleasure seekers
chnnee to Florida points; have two
through trains daily.
Full information. apply to agents OF the
Company or
Richmond, Va,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
Box Factory Burned.

ST, LOUIS. NO. Nov 2--Thc Columbia
box factory ut 18Th and North Market
street was destroyed " IRE to-day. The
loss is estimated Mt si75.aoo
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
ARCANUM ENJOINED.
White Man Passed Raised Ten
,r-.WkY1&a ~, Narro A~art

Dollar NOte vi NceIo fteelll.
(special to The Times-D ispatch,)
SALISBURY, N, c., Nov. 2,--Injunc-
ton proceedings were instituted against
thn ROYAL Arcanum officers of Salisbury
Council. No. 272, yesterday restraining
the lodge from forwarding moneys to
the supreme Council In payment for as
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03

Landed After a Fight.
George Williams, alias Hunt, alias
Brown a negro man, wns arrested yes
terday afternoon by Detectives Tomlln-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
Ruskell-Phillips.

A quiet but pretty marriage took place
last evening at o'clock In the home Of
General and Mrs. A. l.. Phillips, No. 1906
Hanover Avenue, when Miss Essie Phil
lips became the wife of Mr.. George Chan
ming Ruskell. Tho Rev. DR.. F. T. Nc
Faden, OF the First Presbyterian Church.
performed the ceremony. The bride and
groom stood before an altar erected
against background of palms. and Miss
Mabel Sims played softly during the cere-
mony, ooh. Believe Me II All Those En-.
dearing Young Charms"
The bride wore stylish costume OF
gray cloth. with hat and gloves to match.
and carried La France roses. She was
attended by her two little sisters, Misses
Margaret and Elizabeth Phillips. who
wore dainty frocks of northumberland
null over pink taffeta, and carried
maidcnhair ferns.
Mr.. and Mrs Ruskell left for a North
en- tour, and will be at home after De-
cember LIST, at No. 1907 Hanover Avenue.
Z The bride, who is a handsome brunette,
Is the daughter Of General a. l.. Phil
lips. ono OF Richmond's most popular and
progressive men.
The groom is the sergeant-at Arms OF
the City Council.
Assembly Ball.
Halloween has become very popular
season for receptions. parties and other
gay little affairs. Many enjoyable affairs
we're given In the State on last Tuesday
night. j.
In Portsmouth, the first assembly, ball
was given on that night. Decorations
were In yellow, and jact-o' lanterns and
pumpkins played conspicuous part, IN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03

Miss Marion Graham. who has been
spending some days in Richmond. left
yesterday for two weeks stay in Balti-
more. She will go from Baltimore to
Boston, where she will enter the Conser
vatory OF Music and spend the winter.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
Art and Music.

Richmond society is much interested In
the exhibit now being given by Mrs.
Preston Preston, OF Virginia, OF miniature
painting on ivory and vellum. The minia-
lures shown arc lovely and of exquisite
workmanship.
Mrs. Preston will be in Richmond until
next week. She will return then to her
studio work in New York.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
Reception to Ministers.

The Misses Binford's cotilon class will
not meet tomorrow night on account
of the performance of Professor Nnpol-
con. which Is to be given at the Academy
under the auspices of the Richmond Light
Infantry Blues
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-11-03
Personal Mention.

Misses Mary Joyce, Lewis and Nora
Fowler OF Gaylord, Va had n narrow
escape from death in a runaway smnshup
last Saturday. They We're saved by the
GOODNESS and bravery of Miss Lewis.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31

Soil Stinulants.

A man is sometimes deceived as to
the value of fertilizer, or a so-called
fertilizer, by merely putting it on the
land and getting large crop from it.
Some of the things that are thus ap-
piled to the land and have obtained
popularity among the farmers, are
mere stimulants. A real fertilizer is
a substance that adds plant food to
the soil. A stimulant is. something
that causes the plant food in the soil
to become more quickly available. 1t
is therefore taking out of the soil the
latent plant food, and by so much is
impoverishing it. When it does give
out, it will give out all at once, be-
cause the plant food will be exhaust
ed. Such soil stimulants include in
their number freshly-burned lime, gyp-
sum or land plaster, and salt in mod
crate quantities. There was a long
period of time when gypsum was sold
as fertilizer. Farmers applied it to
their lands and believed that it was
adding great deal of fertility to them
because they found that after it's use
they were able to get larger crops for
some years than they had previously
done. In the end, however, farmers
learned that gypsum did not really
add anything to the soil. 1t merely
helped them get out of the soil what
was there. Gypsum and lime not only
liberate plant food, but in doing so de.
stroy the humus, which makes the
land less able to sustain drouth. l
do not advocate the use of soil stimu.
lants when they are to be used as
stimulants. Both land plaster and
lime have a place in our agriculture,
but they are as correctives to the soil
rather than stimulants. Lime, either
in the form of burned 'rock, or in the
form OF ground unburned rock, cor.
reefs the acidity of the soil and per
mits the soil organisms to flourish
The caustic lime rather destroys the
humus and doubtless also has a ten
dency to destroy soil organisms
J. Y. Hudson,
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
The Stone Drain.

On farms where the land is
stony, stone is used extern
sively in the construction of drainage
bitches. The work of building a drain
of this kind is much greater than it is
of building a tile drain, but when it is
built it often proves very effective in
doing what was required of it. The
ditch must be made wider than in the
case of the tile drain, and there must
be room for man to work at the bot
tom. There is, however, the advantage
in favor of the stone drain that it does
not have to be below the frost line as
does the unglazed tile drain. The
floor of the drain must be hard and
even. The sides are made by putting
up stones of nearly uniform height.
The top consists of fiat stones placed
on top of the sides. Over the fat
stones are thrown in smaller stone
and very small stones on top of those.
Usually hay is thrown in and an even
layer made and on top of this is placed
the dirt. The hay will rot, but by that
time the soil will have compacted
itself and is not likely to work down
into the drain.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
VANDERBILT EGGS s1-A DOZEN
Baltimore Hennery Not Proving FL
nancial Success.


It has taken long time for the
prediction to be fulilled-it was made
seven years ago-that George w. Van
derbilt would abandon his Biltmore
farm. The family told him he never
could make success of it, and they
spoke truly, for the farm was really
so dreadfully and fearfully scientific
that it was overcapitalized with
with knowledge. There is no doubt
the Vanderbilt piggery with it's butter
milk fed hogs and the hennery with
its specially dieted hens we're the
finest things of the sort in North Caro-.
lima, but the ham was not much SUI
perior in flavor to the ordinary sugar
cured product, and the eggs were no
fuller of meat than the eggs laid by
the common barnyard fowl. A dollar
dozen to produce eggs was just a
trifle too scientific. The superintend.
ent of the hens got a bigger salary
than most bank clerks, but he couldn't
keep the hens from striking in mid
winter. The farm will be sublet.-
New York Press.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
WHY NOT "PuT A SMILE?
New Expression and Odd One, but
Helpful.

Helpful.
1t is an odd expression, but it sticks
in the memory.
Put smile.
Who coined it? you ask. Not any
one that you know. 1t came from
bright-eyed, happy-hearted little tene-
ment lad as an injunction to some of
his playmates.
reporter and newspaper artist
were visiting the densely crowded ten
ement district in search of story
and some pictures. They found at
last a number of children who were
boiling over with happiness because
some godly-minded woman were to
send them to the country for a two
weeks outing. Preparation for the
picture was watched by the group of
children who were about to enjoy the
new experience of sitting before a
camera.
One little lad was particularly glee-
full. His eyes danced He was not
one of those in the picture, and he
was not going to the country, but ne
was happy for all that. His JOY was
uncomfortable. 1t broke out at the
critical moment, and in an ecstacy OF
delight he shouted the injunction,
Put a SMILE
The smile was put" Could you
have helped it?
1t is pretty good advice, though,
isn't it?
If the weather man continues per-
verse and the hot days sap your
strength and warp your character
put smile and endure as best you
can. The smile will help wonderfully
If worries overtake you and sorrows
come to you and your heart seems
breaking with the load
Put a Chicago journal.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
Cole

Girls modesty and oversensitiveness
often puzzle their mothers and battle
physicians, because they withhold their
confidence at this critical period.
A mother should come to her child's
aid and remember that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound will at this
time prepare the system for the coming
change and start the menstrual period
in young girls life without pain or
irregularities.
Miss Emma Cole of Tullahoma, Tenn,
writes:
81 want to tell you that am enjoying bet
ter health than 1 have for years, and owe
it all to Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound.
When fourteen years Of age Isuffered al
most constant pain, and for Two or three
years had soreness and pain in my side,
headaches and was dizzy and nervous, and
doctors all failed to help me.
"Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
was recommended, and after taking it my
health began to improve rapidly, and think
it saved my life. Isincerely hope my expert
ence will be help to other girls who are pass
ing from girlhood to womanhood, for know
your Compound will do as much for them"
If you know of any young girl who il
sick and needs motherly advice ask her
to write Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn, Mass.
and she will receive free advice which
will put her on the right road to astrong.
healthy and happy wOmanhood.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
EVELYN WALSH, CHAUFFEUSE.
Millionaire Miners Daughter Drives
$4,000 Automobile.

Blase Newport has been awakened
into a semblance of interest by Miss
Evelyn Walsh, the beautiful daughter
of Thomas F. Walsh, millionaire miner
of Colorado. Miss Walsh is the boss"
of a $4,000 automobile, which she
drives herself without the aid of a
chauffeur. She knows the mechanical
makeup of the machine as perfectly
as the manufacturer, and it is treat
for the enervated Newporters to
watch her make ready for spin,
which she does by a close examination
of all the working parts of the car.
She is a cool and careful driver and
while fond of high speed has lively
appreciation of the rights of pedestri-
ans and of horse-drawn vehicles. She
has never had an accident or break
down, and can put many of the profess
sional chauffeurs to blush when it
comes to skillful handling and turn
ing sharp corners.-New York Press.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
CLEMENTlNA GONZALES,
OF CENTRAL AMERICA,
RESTORED TO HEALTH.
PE.RU.NA THE REMEDY.

Miss Clementina Gonzales, Hotel Pro-
vincia, Guatemala, G. A., in a recent.
letter from 247 Cleveland Ave-, Chicago,
ILL.,, writes:
al took Peruna for q WORKOUT con-
ditiOn. Twas so run down that could
not sleep at night, had no appetite and
felt tired In the morning.
81 tried many tOnics, but Perfume
was the only thing which helped me In
the Least. After 4 had taken but half
bottle 1 felt much better. continued
it's use for three weeks and was COM.
pIeteIy restored to health, and was
able to take up my studies which had
been forced to drop. There Is nothing
better than Peruna to build up tho
system. -Ciemenfina Gonzales.
Address The Peruna Medicine Co.,
of Columbus, Ohio, for instructive free
literature on catarrh.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
WOKE THE WRONG MAN.
So Peddler With BIackened Face
Thouuht When He Looked il. Glass.


Frank Bush, down at Brighton
Beach, tells of Jew peddler who ar
rived at country hotel one night in
a blizzard The storm was so bad
that he could not proceed farther, yet
the landlord had no room for him,
unless he was willing to occupy bed
with a negro. The peddler baked at
this for some time, but finally became
so sleepy that he accepted the situa-
ton and turned in with the black man,
leaving an order to be called early
Then the boy about the hotel got in his
funny work and blackened the ped
dler's face while he slept. In the
morning the boy called the Jew at the
appointed time, but when the guest
had arisen and looked at himself in
the mirror, he returned to bed, saying:
"Vell, l go back to sleep. Dey hat
woke de wrong man."-Brooklyn
Eagle.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
Concerning Mcpherson.

PhersOn?
Second Scot-A gey queer kin q
man l went to his hoose and he askit
me to talk some whusky. When he be-
gan to pour it cot l said, Stop! stop!
and he stoppit! That's the kin O.
rnal, he is.-Chicago Chronicle.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31

restoring those organs to a condition
OF health. My experience with your
valuable remedy was equally as graft
tying as that of several of my friends.
Yours truly,
(S1gned) TIMOTHY d. SULLIVAN.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
For sale by all druggists. Price, so
cents per box.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
Needed Investigating.

"Why are you going back to town
in such hurry?"
II just received letter from my
husband"
''Is he ill?'
mo; he sent me big check and
told me to stay as long as l wished
Fort Worth Record.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
cuTlcuRA GROWS HAIR.
Scalp Cleared of Dandruff and Hair
Restored by One Box of Cut;cura
and One Cake Of Cuticura

Soap.
A. w. Taft of Independence, Va.
writing under date OF Sept. Is, 1904,
says: 81 have had falling hair and
dandruff for twelve years and could
get nothing to help me. Finally
bought one box of Cuticura Ointment
and one cake of Cuticura Soap, and
they cleared my scalp of the dandruff
and stopped the hair falling. Now
my hair is growing as we'll as ever.
am highly pleased with Cuticura Soap
as toilet soap. (Signed) A. w. Taft,
Independence, Va"
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31

Senator Sulli.
van writes:
ut is a pleas
ure to endorse q
r e m e d y like
DOan's Kidney
Pills, h a v l n &
found them of
greatest value
in eliminating
the d i 8 t r e 8 s
caused by sick
kidneys, and in
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
Oreoon Water HemIock,

This is one of the poisonous plants
growing in our pastures, especially to
the west The root stock is vertical,
as shown in the illustration. 1t con.
tains most OF the poison found in the
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
PATENTS.


List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
Press building, st. Paul, Mimi: Peter
Conklin and r. p, Gayville, S. d.,
loader; Peter Dahl, Clarkfeld, Mimi,
rotary engine; Thomas Freeman, Sioux
Falls, S. D., ballot box; S. F. Pierce,
ST. Paul, Mimi, rail joint; Bruno Kip
pels, Moorhead, Mimi, merry-go-round;
Arthur Padmore, Lead, S. D., clothes
drier; Martin Wallum, Binford, N. D.,
floor Jack.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
Qualified.

Visitor-I have here an article on
the rearing of children and duties of
parents.
Editor-Are you married?
"No, indeed"
"Well, then, you may leave the arti-
Gle and we will look it over.s-Balti-
more American.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
Couldn't Keep Up.

"She went west at the age of eigh'
teen to grow mp with the country"
"How did she succeed?"
Not very well. She is till eigh.
teen."-Grand Rapids Press.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
Sure Enough.

Little AMI (who has an inquiring
mind)-Do you s'pose, Uncle Bill, that
a hen knows the difference between
real egg and a wooden one?,
Uncle Bill Bilderback-Sartin she
does, AMI. Ye never heard of hen
layin' a wooden egg, did ye?-Town
Topics.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
CRISIS OF GIRLH00D
A TIME OF PAIN AND PERIL
Miss Emma Cole Says that Lydia b
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
Saved Her Life end Made Her Well

How many lives of beautiful young
girls have been sacrificed just as they
were ripening into womanhood How
many Irregularities or displacements
have been developed at this important
period, resulting in years of suffering |!
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
High Finance.

Cobwigger-I presume he lives be-
yond his income?
Merritt-Why, man; he lives beyond
other peoples incomes.-Puck.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31

1t is difficult to follow an obscure
allusion, but still more so to follow
good advice.
Rosebud County news. [volume] (Forsyth, Mont.) 1901-1906, 1905-08-31
On the Audience.

WAS Westinghouse new comedy
funny?''
Il guess SO. The audience treated
the whole thing as a huge practical
joke."-Cleveland Leader.