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THEY HAD MET BEFORE.
Business Mans introduction Decidedly
Humorous.

"The most curious break ever
made" said young business man the
other day, was at my club. was in
the library talking with a man who
was in my class at college and whom
knew intimately. As we were nit
ting there in walked another member
Of the club whom we both knew. We
both greeted him. Then the conI err.
sation continued, only three were in
it instead Of two. Suddenly II oc.
CURED to me that perhaps my two
friends had not been introduced. T'eg
pardon, | said; I suppose you men
know each other. Mr.. s., lar.
T They laughed, but they grave.
ly shook hands and said they were &c.
quainted. and all that sort Of thing,
and then they looked at me and
laughed again, only harder than ne.
fore, Then It all dawned on me- The
newcomer bore fairly strong reese m.
blance to another man whom alsu |
knew well at college, and | had as.
sumed, not having looked at him Gle Sc.
ly, that he was this man. But he
wasn't, after all, and the man lad
introduced him to was his oSD
brother"
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LIKE ANY OTHER TEA.
Nothing Wonderful in Mixture That
Brought About Revolution.

A little Western girl visiting Boston
for the first time was told that the
museum actually contained some OF
the historic tea that was thrown into
Boston harbor in 1913.
Nothing else in Massachusetts so
appealed to the little maids magma.
ton, and she straightway became in.
tensely DESTROYS of seeing the article
that had made so much trouble and
about which she had heard so much
in school An obliging uncle under
took to crafty this modest wish, but
was greatly surprised at the outcome.
As the child gazed at the famous
relic her eyes slowly filled and finally
overlooked with tears.
why, my dear!" exclaimed the as
tonished uncle. What in the world
Is the trouble?"
1T l.llooks like any other old tea,
sobbed the disappointed little girl
The Sunday Magazine.
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NERVOUS HEADACHE
MARRIED A YOUNG w0MAN's HAP
PINEss FOR SEVEN YEARS.
Interfered with Her Social Duties and
Threatened TO Cause Her Retire
mcnt-HOw She Was Cured.

mcnt-HOw She Was Cured.
Every sufferer from nervous headache
knows how completely it units one for
the duties and pleasures Of life. Any
little excitement, or ovcr.cxertion, or ir.
regularity brings it on. Sometimes the
pain Is over the whole head Again it
Is like nail driven into the brain, or n
wedge splitting it open, ora band tight
cning about it. At one time it is all in
the top of the head, at another it is all
at the base Of the skull.
Most headaches can be traced to some
faulty state Of the blood. When the
blood is scanty or charged with poison,
and the nerves are impcrfectly mourishcd
aud the digestion weak, one Of the com.
monest results is frequent and severe
headaches.
The important thing is to get rid Of the
diseased condition Of the blood that
causes the attack by the use Of remedy
that will do the work quickly and
thoroughly. What is that remedy? The
experience Of Miss Ellen McKcnna fur
nishes the answer. She SAYS:
For more than seven years | was n
great sufferer from nervous headache and
dizziness. My stomach was disordcrcd,
aud became so restless that | could not
sit still any length Of time. Dizziness
interrupted my work greatly. AT first
/ the attacks were not 50 severe, hut they
gradually grew more violent, aud finally
/ became So acute that was on the point
Of relinquishng my membership IN the
different organizations TO which he.
longcd."
"What saved you from that necessity
"a very simple thing; the call Of a
member of one Of the clubs, who strongly
advised me to try Dr. Williams Pink Pill,
before giyingup acted on her suggcS.
ton ut once, and after steadily using thi,
great blood and nerve remedy for two
months, my headaches and my dizzi
ness entirely disappeared.
Miss Mckcnna is secretary Of the
Associated Ladies' Guild, aud resides AT
No. As Wait street, Roxbury. Mass. DR.
Williams Pink Pills have cured many
hundreds Of similar cases, aud can h,
confidently recommended 10 drive al
poiSonS from the blood and to give needle,
strength TO the nerves. Every drugsis
keeps them.
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II Smgcth low In every heart,
We hear u each and all
4 song OF those who answer not,
However We may cal;
They ;hroug the silence Of the breast.
We see them as NJ NOrC-
The kind the brave, The true, the sweet
Who walk with Us no more.
It's hard to take the burden up
When these have laid It down:
rhey frightened an the Joy Of life,
They soitencd every frown;
But, oh, It's good To think of them
When We are troubled sore
Thanks be- tn God that such have been,
Although they are no more.
More homolike seems the vast unknown
Since they haN" entered there:
70 follow them were not so hard,
Wherever they may fare.
They cannot be where God Is not,
ON any sea az shore,
Whatc'tr hctid,s. Thy love abldCs,
our God. for cNcrm0re.
john White Chadwick.
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Worry Too Much About Health.

Most sincerely to be pitied is the
man who looks at his tongue every
morning and keeps a clinical ther.
mometer But II Is quite certain that
the number Of such folk is increas.
ing. The most to be commlserateJ
weigh their food, observe their ton.
CUES in the glass every morning, and
carry pepsin powders. They avow thar
this and the other article of diet al.
ways upsets them, as II certainly will
II they expect 1t to do so. Nine out
of ten Of these good folk have just
as good digestion as anyone can ask
fora Physician in the Pail Nal.
Gazette.
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Keeps Customers In Line.

A Watervile barber has a untrue
contrivance in his shop, II is a la .ge
erunciator about two and one.half
feet In diameter and works on the sa me
principle as the date indicator on the
face of clock The numbers run
from one to forty, The idea is that
when a man goes In he takes a card
from a spindle on stand by the door
end every time a chair is empty the
barber presses the electric button and
tho indicator moves up a number.
When a mans number rings up he
takes his turn.-Lewiston (Me.) Jour
mai.
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Children.


What the leaves are to the forest,
with light and air for food
Ere their sweet and tender juices
Have been hardened into wood
That To the world are children;
Through them II feels the glow
or brighter and SUMMER climate
That reaches the trunks below.
Come TO me- o ye children!
And whisper In my ear
What the birds and winds are singing
In your sunny atmosphere.
For what are all our contrvlngs
And the wisdom OF the books
When compared with your caresscs
And the gladness OF your looks?
We are better than all the ballads
That ever were sung or said
For We are living poems,
And all the rest are dead,
-Longfelow.
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Energy Expended in couohlno.

A patient German scientist of a sta.
tistcal turn Of mind calculates that
the amount of energy expended by a
person who coughs once every quar-.
ter of an hour for ten hours Is equiva.
lent to $50 units Of heat or the nour.
ishment yielded by three eggs or two
glasses Of milk, Coughing is thus
seen to be an expensive luxury. The
reason for the waste in force entailed
by Il, or one reason at least lies In
the fact that while in normal respIra.
ton the air is expelled from the chest
at the rate of four feet a second, In
violent coughing It may attain a
velocity of 800 feet
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The "AIms Cow"

A curious custom still holds good
IN the village fSWaddesdon. In Buck.
inghamshire, England, where, on any
morning or evening of the year. you
can claim a free drink Of new milk
from COW specially kept for the
benefit Of thirsty wayfarers. This ami.
NAL Is known locally as the "alms
cow" and when she dies another has
TO be provided by the parish authorl.
ties.
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EARNS GIAEN Away.

10000 farms OF 100 acres each, situ-
utcd In the lintah Indian Reservation
very shortly. Don't you want to home
stead one and make Yourself q home
This land Is the best adapted To stock
raising and farming of any land In
Utah. Send - cents for book and mar
telling about the country. how u
homestead and route to get To the land
THE UINTAu COLONY co,
Box i9S, Denver Colo.
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Foods for Brain Morkers-

According to a celebrated health *
pert, blancEcd almonds give the hi III.
or nerve or brain and muscle food and
the man who wishes to keep his brain
power up would do well to include
them in his daily bill Of fare. Juicy
fruits give the same In less proper.
ton and are eaten by all men whose
living depends on their clear.hoadnd.
ness. Apples supply the brain with
rest Pruros afford proof against ner.
vousnoss, but are not muscle feeding
They should be avoided by those who
suffer from the liver. But II has been
proved that fruits do not have the
same effect upon everybody. Some
men have never been able to eat up.
pies without suffering the agony of
indigestion; to others Strawberries IRE
like poison.
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II you don't get the biggest and best
It's your own fault. Defiance Starch
is for sale everywhere and there Is
positively nothing to equal 1t in quail
ity or quantity.
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Storekccpcrs report that the extra
quantity. together with the superior
quality OF Defiance Starch makes II
next to impossible TO sell any other
brand.
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The yellow eur ran bowling up the
street. Il may not point a moral" said
the tin can, as II bumped over the
cuhhleStones Just behind him, but
certainly do adorn u tail"
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Father" said the small boy. why
do they call speech made ut "a ban
Quct u toust"' My son: was the
are so dry
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powntown-"Iio did Bnkcrs the
rich architect, become 80 moore Upton
lie built house for himself
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Nordy Wonder what that Denver
mule thought he was voting FOR? Butts
lie probably thought he was voting
for more stable form Of government
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'Dr. David Kennedy's FaVorite Remedy
cured OF nrghtt Disease and Gravel Able physician
failed Mrs.. y. r. Miner, Burghill. o, u0o bottle
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1T Is said that cauarics can he
taught tn talk" well. II IL Ia be hoped
they won't call in the parrots to teach
them"
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woman hates to see her first gray
hair come almost ~ much IN her nus.
band hates To see his last one go.
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\ man never realizes how old he rs
until grown NJ girls try 10 make him
THINK they don't believe lc wears false
teeth
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40 not believe Plso'S cure for Consumption
has an equal fOr coughs and coldS,-IoHS +.
BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb, 10, 1900
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Write for orr knowledge Book. h.scluuf &
Company, san Francisco.
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Fortunate IS the man whose wife
doesn't CIvy spinster.
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Alabastine
Your
Walls

Are you satisfied with the appear.
ance OF your walls' DO they come
up to your ideas, Are you putting on
coat after coat OF sticky, dirty wall
paper. making sandwich with sour
paste betweenl
AlabAstine is clean, hygienic
and wholesome and more than that, 1t
is beautiful. The most artistic effects
can be produced with AlabAstine.
The ALABAsTiNE Co. will furnish,
without expsnso 10 you, color schemes
] and harmones for your rooms. II you
are building or remodeling, simply
ask for color schemes, giving size,
use and direction OF light Of rooms.
Buy your ALABASTlNE
in original packages. Any dec
orator can apply il, or you can put it
J on yourself. Simply brush il on. is
permanent, durable, wall finish.
Outwears two walls done any other
way.
J The best dealers sell Il II yours doesn't
J send US your name and we will see that you
J are supplied
, ALABASTINE COMPANY
! Grand RAPIDS. Mich. New York City
; uu8uuua = wna = = ~ Z
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TEA

The modestest thingin the
world is tea. It is only tea
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TEA

Tea is coarse or fine, tea
or weed, harsh or smooth,
keen or soft, heavy or bright;
but words are empty.
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ALL SICK WOMEN
SHOULD READ MRS. FOrS LETTER
In All Parts OF the United States Lydia
e. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
Has Erected Similar Cures.

Many wonderful cures Of female Ills
are continually coming to light which
have been brought about by Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, aud
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
Mn Rosa AdQRI

for some time; head has ached and
back also; has slept poorly, been quite
nervous, and nearly tainted once Oh
twice; head dizzy, and heart-beats very
fast then that bearing-down feeling.
and during her menstrual period she l.
exceedingly respondent. Nothing
pleases her. Her doctor says: Cheer
up: you rave dyspepsia; you will he
But she doesn't get "all right" and
hope vanishes; then come the brood
ing, morbid, melancholy, everlasting
BLUES.
Don't wait until your suferings have
driven you to despair, with your nerves
all shattered and your courage gone,
but take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. See what it did for
Mrs. Rosa Adams, of $40 18th Street,
Louisville, KY, niece Of the late Gen.
eral Roger Hanson, C.S.A. She writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
II cannot tell you with pen and ink what
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has done for me. I suffered with female
troubles, extreme lassitude, the blues
advised to try Lydia E. Pfnkham's Vegetable
Compound, and it not only cured my female
arrangement, but it has restored met perfect
health n strength. Tho %buoyancy of my
younger days has returned, and I do not suf-
fer any longer with dependency, as I did b.
fore. I consider Lydia e. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound . boon to sick and suffering
women"
II you have some arrangement Of
the female organism write Mrs.
Pinkham, Lynn, Mass, for advice.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
sPINsTERIAL sAPIENCY.

The man who knows most OF women
In general knows little OF women in par
,tiCular.
A man may have all the wisdom OF
ages and It's sages and yet be lacking
in understanding.
No man IL as good u . good woman
thinks him. No woman Is as bad as .
bad mar thinks her.
In his desire to be fair to one woman
. man should not forego the amenities
OF civilization with another who has
oever injured him.
A man should provide a good mother
for his children II he wishes to elevate
the race and himself. Blood tells, but
most In the mother line.
A woman may garner up wisdom till
she has . basketful. and then put her
foot In 1t and tip 1t over; but the wis
dom Is there Just the same.
The happy marriage is an anomaly
many seek, but few find. Philosophy
and forbearance are twin comforters,
and often the first fruits of marriage.
Only exceptionally weak and excep-
~tionally brave women dare unequal
marriages. Unequal marriages include
Inequalities Of birth. age, education,
character. Some women are SO hurt by
q mans suspicious that they cannot DO
natural
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
COMES A TIME
When Coffee Shows What It Has
Been Doing.

"Of late years coffee has disagreed
with me-" writes o matron from Rome,
N. Y. Its lightest punishment was to
make me 'logy' and dizzy, and Il
seemed to thicken up my blood.
1.-THE heaviest was when 1t upset my
stomach completely, destroying my ap.
petite and making me nervous and ir.
ritable. and sent me to my bed. After
one Of these attacks. In which | near.
ly lost my life. l concluded to quit
and try Postum Food Coffee.
1T went right to the spot! found
1t not only . most palatable and re-
frsshinS beverage. but a food az we'll.
"All my ailments. the 'loginess' and
dizziness, the unsatisfactory condition
of my blood, my nervousness and ir.
ritability disappeared In short order,
and my sorely afiicted stomach. DO.
gan quickly to reoover began to
rebuild and have steadily continued
until now. Have . good appetite and
avn rejoicing In sound health, which
! owe to the use OF Postum Food Cot.
ece." Name given by Postum Co, Bat.
tie Greek. Mich.
There's . reason.
Read the little book. "The Road to
MELVILLE" found In each pkg.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
Gen., BLACKMAR
HAS PASSED away
The Commander-in-C Chief Of the 6.
A. r. Answers Final Roll.Call.
DEATH CAME AT BOISE, IDAHO
he Was On . Tour Of the Grand
Army Posts Of the Northwest an0
was III When He Arrived ~
Boise, July 10.

Boise, Idaho, July 17.-Gen. w. W.
Blackmar. commander-in-chief Of the
G. A. R.. died Sunday Of interstitial
nephritis.
His wife was with him during his Ill
ness. The body will be embalmed and
taken to the home Of the family at
Boston.
The general arrived here on July 10,
on q tour, when he intended to visit
Grand Army posts throughout the
northwest.
He was Ill when he arrived and grad
ually failed. The seriousness of his
condition ives kept from the public at
the request OF his wife.
Gen. Blackmar was born July Is,
1S41, at Bristol, Pa. He enlisted in the
Fifteenth Pennsylvania cavalry and
subsequently Joined the First West Vir-
ginia. He served with distinction
throughout the war, and at Five Forks
was promoted on the field by Gen. Gus
tel to the rank Of captain. Throughout
three administrations. those Of Cover
nors Long, Talbot and Rice. he vas
Judge advocate general Of Massachu-
sets. At the last national ercamp-
men of the G. A. r. he was el,cted
commander-in -chief.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
us1ofAMAHDw1r1ulA

Josef Holman, the great pianist b
Q clever electrician, and devotes nearly
al his spare time to the science.
Prof. Angelo Heilprin, who conduct
I'd N exploration Of Mont Pelee. 10
working ON . new edition Of the PRO
nouncing Gazetteer Of the World"
DR.. Richard Strauss gets $500 10 an
honorarium for conducting q perform
ance. It IL supposed to be the largest fee
paid to . composer for conducting the
reproduction Of his own works.
Mrs. Luke, the author Of that popular
hymn: Il Think When I Read That
Sweet Story Of Old" is to have . tribute
paid her. The Fulwood Congregational
chapel at Staplebay, England, Is to bs
restored and opened free Of debt on hee
birthday, August 10. Here the hymn
wa first sung.
Prof. John X. Blaine. who has Just
retired from the chair of music at Har.
ward, 10 s6 years old. For just half his
life he was connected with the depart.
ment Of music at Harvard, first Is in.
structor and afterward as full profess
sor. having been the first occupant OF
the chair.
Sarasate. the great Spanish violinist,
has, like most musicians, a belief In
talismans. His particular mascot is in
the form Of . tiny replica in silver Of the
famous Guarnerius violin on which
Paganini used to play. Sarasate would
not dare to play at a oncert unless this
little violin we're somewhere about his
person.
There is something almost pathetic in
remarks with which Nine. Paderewski
Is credited-that her husband simply
dare not cut his hair. He might desire
to have a head as trinity neat and
smooth as a greyhound. says his wife,
but the public would not let him. Were
he to abate his ambrosial locks to even
half their present proportions the music
lovers of London and New York would
cry out. and II he persisted in shorten
Ing his hair they would desert him for .
new idol.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
VOICES PRESIDENTS VIEWS
Secretary Mctcalf Thinks the Better
Class of Chinese Are Entitled
to Consideration.

Seattle, Wash, July 18.-Victor NJ.
Metcalf, secretary Of commerce and la
Dor, passed though Seattle, Monday.
en- his way to California. He came to
the coast for the purpose of investi-
eating the Chinese exclusion question.
He stated while here that he believed
the most friendly relations should ex-
list between the United States and Chi
ma. as the latter country is just awak-
ening, and that it will be to the advan-
tage of any country to receive the
bulk of her trade II possible. He said
that II the better class Of Chinese wish
to educate their sons in America they
should be allowed to do so.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
OUR LADY Of MOUNT CARMEL
Notable Celebration Of q Religious
Feast IL New York City.
Including Pilgrims from OtlcR
Cities anticipated.

New York, July 1S.-More than 1C0..
900 Italians congregated between One
Hundred and Fourth and One Hundred
and Sixteenth streets, the Little Italy"
Of New York, to celebrate the feast Of
Our Lady Of Mount Carmel. They
came from % far east as Boston and a.
far west as Pittsburg. From 30 miles
around New York, Italians came on
foot, many of them barefoot as q still
greater penance. All day was spent in
simultaneous religious festivities. About
the colony was scattered affairs of wood
and tinsel. before which the Italians
knelt in the streets, and on which
many OF them laid wax reproductions
OF fingers, limbs or other parts of the
body, which their prayers to the saint
would heal. At a street parade, the
rear end was made up Of barefooted
women and children, carrying candles
melting under the combined heat Of
their own light and the SUM-. Candles.
many Of which were expensive impor-
tations from Italy, were an important
part of the festival, and it was estimat-
ed that more than seven tons of them
were used.
Hundreds of pilgrims from out Of
town were forced to live in the streets,
and 300 policemen we're detailed to pre-
serve order.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
. FAMINE IS THREATENED
Russian Crops Total Failure In Cen
trail and Northern Sections, and
Outlook 10 Gloomy.

London. July 17.-The st. Petersburg
correspondent Of the Daily Mail says
that the threatened famine in central,
eastern and northern Russia will far
surpass those of 1891 and 1897. The
crops Of winter and summer grain.
peas. beans and cattle food, have total
ly failed. The misfortune Is increased by
the fact that all able-bOdied men have
been summoned to Join the reserves,
women. children and aged men alone
being left. The government ia doing
nothing to relieve the distress. There
will be q very good harvest In south
Russia.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
sHERIDAN'S RIDE OUTD0NE
A Wyoming Doctor Rides 100 Miles
in Less Than Eleven Hours to
Attend Injured Miners.

Meeteetse, Wyo., July 1S.-Three
men were killed Monday by an explo-
here.
The dead:
NJ. A. Chubb, shift boss.
William Goss and James Miller, min
ers.
Four others were seriouslty injured.
When the explosion came there was
no doctor within call nearer than Their
mopolis, 100 miles to the southwest, but
DR.. Richards, at that place, covered
the mountainous distance in a little
less than II hours. Four relays were
used by him in making the trip. ranch
men along the route supplying tho
horses.
Morgan County democrat. (Versailles, Mo.) 1900-1906, 1905-07-21
COSTLY FIRE At LOUISVILLE
The Union Passenger station ~
Tenth street and Broadway Toe
tally Destroyed.

Louisville, Ky, July 1S.-The Union
passenger station at Tenth and Broad
way was destroyed by fire Monday
night, entailing a loss of over $3.50, 900.
The amount of insurance is not known.
The fire was discovered about $3.50
o'clock on the top floor of the four
story stone structure, and although
every fire engine in the city except the
reserves was on the scene within half
an hour, the flames gained steadily,
and two hours after the start only the
walls were left standing. Defective in
sulation of electric wires is thought to
have caused the fire.