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The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

There Is more Catarrh in this section of the
country thana all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to
be incurable. For a great many years doctors
pronounced 1t q local disease and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced it In
durable. Science has proven Catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Toledo. Ohio, is the only constitutional cure
on the market. 1t Is taken internally in doses
from 10 drops to o tenspoonful. It acts direct
" on the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. They offer one hundred dollars for
any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address F. j. CHENEY d
Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
TORTURlNG HUMOR
Body q Mass OF Sores-Called In Three
Doctors But Grew Wor5o-Curei by
Cuticura For Use.

my little daughter was a mass of sores
all over her body. Her face was being
eaten away, and her ears looked as if they
would drop off. 4 had three doctors, but
she grew worse. Neighbors advised Cuti-
cura, and before l had used half of the
cake of soap and box of ointment, the sores
had all healed, and my little ones skin
was as clear as a newborn babes. / would
not be without Cutieura if it cost five dol
lars, instead of Is cents, which is all it
cost us to cure our baby. Mrs. Il. j..
Steese, 70l Coburn St., Akron, Ohio"
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

ness, faintness, lassitude, e~xcitability,
ir%ritability, nervousness, sleepless-
ness, melancholy, "all-gone' and
"want-to- be-left-alone' feelings, blues
and hopelessness, they should reme1n-
Der there is one tried and true remedy.
Lydia #. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound at once removes such troubles.
No other female medicine in the
world has received such widespread
and unqualified endorsement. No other
medicine has such a record of cures OF
female troubles.
The needless suffering of women from
diseases peculiar to their sex is terrible
to see. The money which they pay to
doctors who do not help them is an
enormous waste. The pain is cured
and the money is saved by Lydia E.
Pinkhnm's Vegetable Compound. Tx
p~eriencc has proved this.
It is we'll for women who are i'll to
write Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn, Mass.
In her great experience, which covers
many years, she has probably had to
deal with dozens of cases just like
yours Her advice is free and conf
Dental.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

Old DR.. Biggers', in the shape OF MS
Huekleberry Cordial has been the 1anl!y
physician of many a home all over tnls
country, where he has cured SO many po"ei
troubles and children teething, Dysentery,
Diarrhoea and FIux.
Sold by all Druggists, 25 and 5oc. bottle
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
strairht-kaced by the Public Schools.

gtraight-Kaced by the Public Schools.
A bright youngster answered an adj
yertisement for an office boy in a store
in the dry goods quarter, and was
turned down because he wrote too
good a hand. ut is a ledger hand, and
you will never rise above the level of
a b~ookkeeper," said the merchant
New York Press.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
Got Rich ON Tins.

Francois Dumon, a French waiter,
has just left Denver, on his way heme
to France, having made $4,000 in tips
in five years. Of this he made $4,000
last year at st. Louis. He speaks six
languages. His father and grandfather
were walters all their lives, and he
was brought up to the business. lie is
still a Young man.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

taekS Oil HluACy uis
ders which kept me in
the house for days at a
time, unable to do any
thing. What I suffered
can hardly be told.
Complications set in,
the particulars of which
I will be pleased to
give in a pers onal inter-
view to any one who
requires Information.
This / can conscien-
tiously say, Doan's Kid
ney Pills caused a gen.
eral improvement in my
henlth. They brought
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
Called to Book.

Judge-What is the prisoner charg-
I'D with?
Court clerk-He Is charged with
arson.
Judge-sWear the complaining wit
ness.
WiEness-This man, your honor, Is
my husband. We used to be very
rich. | went to our lawyer and told
him that my husband was simply
burning UP his money and asked him
to do something. He said It was q
case of arson.
Judge-Did You catch the prisoner
II the act?
Witness--Did /. Just look at the
stubs Id this check book. your honor.
The people who never read en- con-
tribute to the society columns Of the
daily papers escape much vanity anu
gexatlon oe spirit
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

nauseated. I had an acrid discharge and
pains down through my limits SO | could
hardly walk. 1t was as bad a case of female
trouble as l have ever known. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, however,
cured mo within four months. Since that
time l have had occasion to recommend it to
a number of patients suffering from all
forms of female difficulties, and find that
while it is considered unprofessional to rec
ommend a patent medicine, l can honestly
recommend Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, for have found that it cures
female ills, where all other medicine fails. 1t
is q grand medicine for sick women"
Money cannot buy such testimony as
this-merit alone can produce such re-
suits, and the ablest specialists now
agree that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound is the most nniver-
sally successful remedy for all female
diseases known to medicine.
When women are troubled with ir-
regular, suppressed or painful men
situation, weakness, leucorrh9a, dis
placement or liberation Of the womb,
that bearing-down feeling, infamma-
ton of the ovaries. backache, bloat-
ing Tor fatulence), general debility, in
digestion, and nervous prostration. or
are beset with such symptoms Us dizzi'
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

great relief BY lessening the PAIN ana
correcting the action Of the kidney Sc
cretioIas."
Doan's Kidney pills for sale BY all
dealers. Price, 30 cents. Foster-MA+
burn Co Buffalo, n. =
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

Pisc's Cure cannot be too highly spokeno:
ssa cough CURE. W. O'BEIEN, 322 Thiri
Avenue, N, Minneapolis, Mimi. Jan. 6, 1900.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

There may be oceans of gold In
sea water, but the icemen still prefer
solidifed water al a paying invest.
5A ".%@- .
ment.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

A chief source of wealth of Japan is
her coal, of which 100000 tons were
mined in 1901.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

FITS permanently cured. Motifs or nervous
ness after first day. use OF DR.. Kline's Great
NeryeRestorer, *2trialbottle and treatise free
DR.. r. FL. KLINE, Ltd. ,931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

Most educated Russians are familiar with
three languages besides their own.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

The Greenland whale sometimes attains
the age of 400 years.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never Fails. Sold by all
druggists, 81. Mail orders promptly filled
by Dr.. E. Detchon, Charlottesville, Ind.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
1 VOICE FROM THE PULPIT.

Rev. Jacob D. Van Doren, OF 81 SKIN
street, Fond Du Lac, WIS., Iresps
ferian clergyman, says: 4 haa at
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

Health Is wealth only when the
will to do is also present.-Boston
Cooking School.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

The annual egg and poultry produce OF
Maine il worth $1,000, 600.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

The average of births in London, il
I1,0QU a month.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

Linotype machines nave now got
into Alaska and the automobile will
soon follow. If 1t is not already there.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces indamma-
lion allays pain, cures wind collie, 25c. a bottle.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03

The. imperial pawnshop in Vienna has
twelve auction rooms as %adjuncts.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
The Family Physician,

The Alhambra, in Spain, is in danger of
noJ1anca e
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
New York.
The Peruna Medicine Conpany,

i, New York.
The Peruna Medicine Company,
Columbus, Chic:
Gentlemea-sThis spring for the first
tiane-I have taken two bottles of Pc
runa, and, as it has done me a great
deal Of good, | feel as if I ought to say
a good word for its worth.
During the springtime for the
last ffeae years, 4 haUe taken seq
eraI kinds Of sprtatg tontcs. aud
Asuc never rcceiucd any benefit
tohGfeeer. IAis gear, through the
ddUice OF a friend, 4 hUue tried
PeFttft1 and IL has given S~atisfnc-
i tioas.
81 adcise aU athletes aUh0 are
about to 90 in training to f7y
bottte. for 1t certainly gets the
system isa good saape.u
Yours trHLy.
J0HNI. GLENIsTER.
The Opelousas courier., 1905-06-03
A TRAINED NURSE
After Years of Experience, Advises Women In
Regard to Their Health.

Mrs. Martha Pohlman
Of IS Chester Avenue,
Newark, N. j., who is q
graduate Nurse from tho
Blockley Training School,
at Philadelphia, and for
six years Chief Clinic
Nurse at the Philadelphia
Hospital, writes the letter
printed below. She has
the advantage of personal
experience, besides her
professional education,
and what she has to say
may be absolutely relied
upon.
Many other women are
afflicted as she was. They
can regain health in the
same way. 1t is prudent
to heed such advice from
such a source.
Mrs, Pohlman writes:
81 am firmly persuaded,
after eight years of experience
with Lydia E.. Pinkham's
Vegetable Cceand, that it
Is the safes; md best medicine
for any suffering woman to
use.
Immediately after my
marriage I found that my
health began to fail me. be-
came weak and pale, with So
we're bearing-down pains, fear.
fua backaches and frequent
dizzy spells. The doctors pre-.
scribed for me, yet | did moi
improve. / would bloat after
n,+;,~ o~I fro,,,apflyy hoo1rr
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-07-07

Transient advertisements Square
8 insertions or less $3.50. Each subse-
quent insertion IS cents. Longer adver-
tisements in the same proportion. A
space equal to six lines makes square.
Figure work double price.
Obituaries and Pers onal Communica-
tons will be inserted at cents per line
Yearly Advertisements at Special Rates.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-07-07
A Little Talk to Men.

Your first duty is to your home and
family. If you fulfill this task there will
be plenty of time for play, but if you do
not YOU will forever be a slave and miss
the pleasures which should be yours at
some stage of your existence. You will
never be truly happy with the conscious
ness that you are neglecting this task,
and the money you spend for so-called
pleasure will bring you no true enjoy
ment
Ifyou have no home which is all your
own and are not working with a view to
ultimately possessing one, you are laying
up trouble for your old age. The JOY of
possession applies more forceiully to the
owning of home than the possession Of
anything else. 1t is the wife and children
who need the home. They spend more
time there than you do, and their happi-
ness is in your hands.
The only way to get this home is to
live well within your means. Ignore al
Turing advertisements which say why
pay cash when YOU can use the goods
while paying for them" Do not buy
diamonds, clothing, groceries or furniture
with unearncd money, save i'll an exccp-
tional case. Do not take the chance that
your clothing will be worn out before it
is paid for. Perhaps you must then go
ragged. Easy" payments are far from
easy. You can get more and for less
money by buying judicioucly, and for
cash. Then you can put away what you
have saved for the new home. II you get
your lot paid for, you can erect build
ing with the aid of building loan, and
this is the only kind of loan would ever
recommend. 1t is a case where it is
money in your pocket to borrow. The
interest on the loan will be less than
what your rent would have been.
Become a fixture in the community in
which you live. 1t will help your bust
ness interests and give your family
chance for social and intellectual pleas
ures.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-07-07
Little Brooches.

l don't 20 much on religion,
never amt had no show
But I've got middlin' tight grip, sir,
On the handful of things l know.
l don't pan out on the prophets
And trec-will and that sort Of thing
But b'lieve in God and the angels,
Every since one night last spring.
come into town with some turnips,
And my little Gabe come along
No four-year-Old in the county
Could beat him for pretty and strong
Pert and clipper and sassy
Alw avs ready to swear and fight
And I'd larnt him to chaw terbackcr
Jest to keep his milk-teeth white.
The snow come down like blanket
As passed Taggart'S store;
l went in for a jug of molasSeS
And left the team a the door.
They scared at something and started
l heard one little squall,
And hcll-to-splt over the prairie
Went team, Little Brooches, and all
Hcll-to-split over the prairie.
| was alnl OSt frOze with skecr;
But we rouSted up some torches,
And Sarched for 'cm far and near.
Al last we struck hosSeS and wagon,
showed under Il soft white mound
upset, dead beat-but oflittlc Gabc
No hide or hair was found.
And here all hope sourcd on me
OF my tcllow-crittcr'S aid
Jest Hoped down on my marrow-hOnes,
Crotch-dcep in the snow, and prayed.
BY this. the torches was played out,
And me and ISrul Parr
Went off for some wood to a shecpfold
That he said was somcwhar thar.
We found it at last, and a little shed
Where they shut up the lambs at nights,
We looked in and seen them huddled thar
SO warm and sleepy and white;
And thar sot Little Brooches and chirpcd,
AS pe;rt as ever you see,
II want a chaw of terbackcr
And that's what's the matter of me-"
How did he get thar? Angels.
He could never have walked in that storm
They Jest Scoopcd down and totcd him
To whar it was safe and warm.
And think that saving a little child,
And fetching him to his own
Is derned sight better business
Than loafing around The Throne.
-TOIIS HAY.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-07-07
Ladies Underwear.

The addition to our store has enabled
US to deUote q large space exclusively for
the needs of our lady customers. We are
going to sell these goods at city prices.
As for quality, let US relate an incident
We recently purchased a large stock of
trade goods in this line, and When they ar
rived an inspection proved that they we're
not good enough for our custom. The ship
ment lUas rejected and an entire neV lot
made to order for US WiN take its place.
The q0ods will be here by May 10TH
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1905-07-07
The ,Reis and Intelligepcer.
IS Published EDery Friday.
JOHN D. WORTHINGTON.
TERMS.-S1.O0 A Year IN Advance.

Entered August Is, 1902, as second
class matter, Postoffice at Bel Air, Md,
Act of Congress of March 8, 1879.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
HONEST PHYSICIAN.
Works with Himself First.

II IS mistake to assume that ply
Sicians are always skeptlcai rs to the
curative properties of anything else
than drugs.
Indeed. the best doctors are those
who seek TO heal with as little use OF
drugs as possible, and by the use OF
correct food and drink. A physician
writes from Calf. to,tell how he made
a we'll man OF himself with natures
remedy:
Before l cnme from Europe, where
was born" he sayG ut was my Gus
tom to take coffee with milk (cafe nu
hiO with my morning meal. n small
cup (cafe nOir) after my dinner and
two or three additional small cups at
my club during the evening.
I'm time nervous symptoms devcl
oped. with pains In the cardiac region,
and accompanied y great depression
OF spirits. despondency--l brief, the
blues" ut first tried medicines. but
got no relief and at last realized that
HIl my troubles were caused by coffee.
/ thereupOn quit its use forthwith, sub
shutting English Breakfast Tea.
The tea seemed to help me at nrst,
but In time the old distressing symp-
toms returned, and quit It nlso. and
tried to use milk for my table bever-
age. This l was compelled. however,
to abandon speedily, for while It re-
lleved the nervousness somewhat IL
brought on constipation. Then by q
happy inspiration was led to try the
Postum Food Coffee. This was some
months ago. and still use II. am no
longer nervous, nor do 4 suffer from
the pains about the heart. while my
blues have left me and life Is bright
20 me once more know that leaving
Oft coffee and using Postum healed me.
aud | mnke II a rule to ndvise my pa
tents to nse ~ Name given by Pos
tum Co. Battle Greek. Mich,
There's q reason $50
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
How 10 Know Bugs.

At the seventeenth annual meeting
Of the Association OF Economic En-
tomologists, held recently In Phila-
delphia, the society recommended the
general adoption Of a uniform nomen-
clature for certain insects, these
names being the ones internationally
current among scientiets. These in
sects. among scientists There Ia
forth be known as follows:
American cocl1roach, Periplaneta
americana L; bedbug. KlinophiloS
lectularia L; boN-weevil. Anthrono-
mus grandls Bob; carpet moth, TIL
cophaga tapetzella L; gypsy.moth.
Porthetria dlspar L; house-hy. Mus
ca domestica l.; San Jose scale. AS
pidiotus perniciosus COmst; silk
worm, Bombyx mort l.; tomato-worm.
Phlegethontius sexta job.
With these names in mind, II is
claimed tnat any bug on the sciel-
lists lists may be readily recognized
-Harper's Weekly.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
nn,nh Chilhrsn,. Chsrr,.

Tho gnycty OF deaf and dumb chill
drcn finds expression, not In hand clap
ping alone. but In noisy cheers, The
young inmates OF the Royal Deaf and
Dumb Institute At Derby held a carn!'
val, the occasion bclag tho formal oPen'
Ing OF new recreation ground. They
had races and other sports, AMI the
cheering at the success OF fayorits
was almost M noisy as that % chill
drcn favored with full vocal powrrA
The new system Of education Of The
dumb enables them 20 make intelliR
lblc sounds. -WCstmlnstcT Budget.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
BALLAD OF THE SEEKERS.

We would be free from city Ways,
from strain. from tumUlt, and from test /;
From scag OF faceS. sunless days.
From all that wakes the great unrest.
Then with newly Wakened Esst
We'd seek by forest. hill aud vale,
With one desire in our breast
Show ~ the yet untroddcn trail!
When, rs = bard. one fond!y prsys
For rev theme. he trembies lest
New rhymes, new rhythms. and new lays
l!e yet Old highways NJ their best.
GOn lurking flower, that first nest
The spring flush on the cheek grown pale,
Are but Old stories. oft expressed
Show ~ the yet untrodden trail!
Tclch ~ tho way 10 win new BAYS,
-, with clean, fresh laure.s make us bleAt--
Won. not by dnt Of bold displays
Or.the worlds fancy keenly guessed;
BIT, when the young night dms the
West
And grim despair waits on the ta.c.
Then. when our hearts grow sore dc.
pressed,
Show VI the yet untrodden trail!
Prince though il be a ceaseess quest,
Though ut the end we needs must fail.
Yet shall we seek and deem 1t rest
Show ~ tn. yet untroddrn trail!
james Owen Tryon, in the New York
Times.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
Judae ForsaIth's Little Joke.

A pickpocket was before Judge For
saith in the municipal court the other
day, charged with larceny from the
person. The Judge leaned over to the
officer in charge Of the case and said:
Il guess I'll fine him S25."
but he has only $15, your honor"
replied the officer.
We'll then. turn him loose In the
crowd and he'll soon get the So"
said the Judge in such a matter-of-fact
way that at first the officer was taSan
,n.-BoSton Herald.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
ainrnl.r n..lh Of . n.lrnr.

John Lucas. sailor on l.. II. TIL
lmghnsts steam yacht Aida, which 10
lying OF the Rhode Island Yacht Club
house at Pawtucket. picked up a smnIi
brass cannon to-day aud carried II
along the deck. The lanyard caught
Oh the casing. the cannon went OF
aud Lucas was shot overheard \
boat was lowered and he was picked
MP. but II was found that the charge
ttAn the caonun aad torn 4 hol'' In
hls right side, the wHddisy perrorNt
Ing n !Crgs., lie lived only n few
minutes. -Pcovldcuce Telegram.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22

were too cop!ous and frequent, ana
very bad In appearance. 1t was in
1913 that Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me so quickly and cured me OF these
troubles, aud I've been we'll ever
since"
Foster Milbun Co.. Buffalo, ". Y.
For sale oy ali druggists. Price, %
evnts per box.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
ALL ON HIM.

Look here!- remarked the thrifty
man TO his extravagant wife. you're
carrying too much sail. my lady"
Il don't know why you should
bother about that" she retorted.
Nor said he. Il think ] should
since have 10 raise the wind
Catholic Standard and Times.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22

OF Brigbts us
ease. / am sure.
/ had eye trouble,
bnckache. catches
when lying abed
or when bending
over. was languid
and often dizzy
Ond had sick
headaches and
be Rring-do W n
pains. The Kid
ey secretions
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22

The New York woman who had her
husband arrested for taking dynamite
10 bed with him probably feels that
she is perfectly able TO do all that Is
necessary In the blowlng-up line, Te-
marks the Washington Post
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
MAOt GRAFT or SIATt FUNDS.
'"d'onS Auditor OUsted from Office b,
Order Of Governor Henley.

Alleging that David F. Sherrlck,
auditor Of the state OF Indiana. is
guilty of plain and inexcusabb H.
violation OF the law and a gross be.
ttaysl Of public trust" In that he
Invested funds belonging to the state
In private srairs 20 the extent OF
about $4,000. Governor Hanley has
Issued an executive order In which he
takes eosnI7snce on a vacancy in tho
once and has appointed Warren Big.
Ter Of Wabash - Sherricks success
sor.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
1nnIcAI bEpucTIoN.

SO you think play the fool more
than did ak months ago, eh?" SAID
the husband -FIoW do You figure
IL out?"
Il think II must be due to the fact
that the days are longer now" an
swered the better half Of the combine.
-Colnmbus Dispatch.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22

The Architectural Record recently
called attention 10 the fact that the
rise in the price Of steel, brick and
Portland cement were having the ef-
feet OF making nreproOi houses ss
cheap as or cheaper than frame,
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
DEATH SEEMED NEAR.

nov - Chicago Woman Pound Help
When Hope Yves FaSt Fading Away.
Mira. +. +. Gould. Ola W. Lake ST.
Chicago, ILL.,, says: ~Doan's Kidney
Fills are all that saved me from death
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22
Every FRIDAY Morning.

At any rate. the naughty automobile
inds more than IT'S match when It tries
% butt" a railroad train on the
rack, the Paris QlLJ Beacon declares.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1905-09-22

Once upon n time II was considered
almost improper for n Eirl 10 be- ablo
60 swim. II sho should fall into tho
water II was supposed that Providence
would provide "a man to pull her out
reflects tho London Telegraph There
might OF course be no man. Tut 1t
was better to drown than 10 Oc un-
ladyllkc We hayc advanced 1t IL
no longer unladylikc e. be Mt nomo IN
tho water, Al round the coaut today
elstcrs Grc as keen as Their ,ru,hcrs
on tho morning swim, The public
baths find II necessary to gyo up q
day or two u week to ladies'. This cor
tRlnly IL all 90 tho good,