The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1905-09-16
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Cannibalism in scotland.--Lady in
district would like two gem
tlemen for dinner daily. - Glasgow
Herald.
Lady Can that parrot talk2 Dealer
Talk Why, say, lady, you'd fink
ne Wuz brought In a box at de op-
ery.-Puck.
Miss Psweet - Excuse me, but
%here did you learn to dance? Mr..
Splay--In correspondence school
Chicago News.
Farmer Blake lat New York res
taurant)-Waal, Miranda, here's spin
ach sixty cents wonder II that's a
peck or bushel-Life.
whats Stevens doing now3"
Nothing" "But I was told he was
holding government position" "He
is."-Milwaukee Sentinel.
you say his course was not quite
satisfactory to the labor unions"
"Why, no. He worked ten hours
day to secure the passage Of an eight
nOuf idWI-EX..
IT might have known better than to
trust my money to that broker"
''Why sol Are appearances against
AimT' ''No, confound him! It's his
disappearance."-!Town and Country.
Nordy-Insure in your company
With your highest officials fighting
the way they are? Butts-Sure thing.
You can see for yourself that we must
have assets worth fighting over.-Ex.
Edwin have to go to Scotland
next week. You will be true to me
while I am gone, won't your An.
gelina--Of course. But-er-don't be
gone long, will you dear?-Pick-Me
Up.
Johnny, who was Peter and who
was Paul" "Them was the guys wat
robbed each other to pay each Other
without lettin' their left hands gel
WISE" - Cincinnati Commercial-Trib
une.
TITS curious" said Uncle Eben, "tt
hear tell bout how many geniuses ha,
been allowed to starve an how man.
lazy folks manages to git Twin b.
pretendIn' to be geniuses."
ton Star.
Friend Of the Family-You are yer,
lucky, my boy, to be the seventh SOL
It will bring you everlasting fortune
: Son No. TIT hasn't SO far All IT
d brought yet Is the old clothes Of m
six Observation-Disclosures Free Press.
Il "And did you tell God about it, an
I, ask His forgiveness2" inquired he
q mother Of the little daughter whor
b at last she had let out Of the close
10 "Why, no. I was so bad didn't thin
J. you'd want it known outside the fan
sr Ay."-Ex.
It "Myy' exclaimed the good old sou
q looking up from her paper, these co
"a lege games are getting to be horribl
'r rough" whats the matter now
u asked her husband. "Here's a repo
u in the paper about a harvard ma
N beating all his rivals with the han
L. mer"-Philadelphia Press.
Bishop Goodman dmpressively)-
Only think, children! In Africa the
Ia are ten million square miles Of teri
H. tory without a single Sunday scho
where little boys and girls can spe1
in their Sundays. Now, what should Y
Is all try and save up our money to d.
a. Glass TN ecstatic union)-Go to AT
,ll caI-Judge.
The young woman In the stern
be the little boat had whispered soft
ID. the word Eyes" "But stay right whe
lis you are, Jack" she added, hastily;
you try to kiss me you'll upset t
e. boat" How do you known" hoarl
'R ly demanded Jack, horrible sus
1t cion already taking possession of HI
Vn Chicago Tribune.
V1sitor-Quite a neat little pla
nS that one with the green shutters. W
Ma lives there? Host-That's Coope
nu house. He had rich uncle, who X
60 him all his money. Visitor-Oh! A.
whose ia that magnificent mansi
vs. over there7 Host-That belongs
- the lawyer who settled up Coope
uncle's affairs.-CaselrS