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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-12
Acci0nes

Banco de Pto. Rico . Is 40.
Ranco. .Territorial. sKf&16.
Ranco Popular. =. $3.50 as.
Buques anuncIados
vapor espanol <Migusl Gallard,
con proc sdancja de Barcelona etca.
las intermedias sali6 el 80 del paaado
Golsta smsricana <Mannie Swan,
sali6 de Nueva York para ssta el 2
del presente.
Vapor amariclno <Ponce, sali6
del puerto de NV York para ell nues.
tro el del actual.
Vapor cubano <Julia,, estar& en-
puerto ell II del corrlents procedents
de Habaaa y escalas.
Vapor frances 90 iabec, hacla ell
II de ests mos, recalara con proce len.
cia de Puerto Plata y seguira viaia
para Europa via Sao Thomas.
vapor rspafl il .B lenos Aires,.
Ss aguarda del 20 al % del corrIente
procedents de Colon y escalas aegui-
ra viais para Csnarias demas puer.
tos de su rata.
Vapor aleman <B .livias hacia ell
Is del actuaI estars aqul pcocedeute
de Europa.
I0n,drOa puerto:
Vap alemaa <venecias de Europa.
Goleta <Elenas de Ponce.
Sc hatilaaron de salida:
Vapor alsman <Venecias para
Eurooa con o'god6n por G Stubba.
Vapor americana <Coamo, para
New York.
Buques on puerto
TRAVSEIA
Georgia Gilheys cargando.
<Grabielles peadients.
COSTANEROS
Gala Blancss AgdIla y Mayagu ez
<Msria Artaus Viequss.
<Vascos cargand).
<Porto R.cos i'd.
<Elens, descarg ando.
En- esta imprenta Sc ven
de papel vleJo a 81 qulntal.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-12
sECCIl0N l|';I0 MERCANT TIL
Aotas con,IcIa|es de- San Juan
Precios MIN de los articulos
que S0 defaIIan an

Preci0s MIN de los articul0s
que SO detaIIan en-
almaoanes
ARROZ. Jsp6n 10 % 80 q 81 ,Idem
~ s3.40 3 so americana eorrienss dc
e3 20 ! 3 40.
Aios de 20 ctvs. q 80.
IAmoasa % q 81
Quesos anscs. . sI5. Pasagras l8.
Tocino, 4 l5i.
Jao6n. A.s0 as 5 RocamorA;
Ansrloano, 81 IA.
Pasta del pals SIT
Manteca On ; en- lataa de
"a 10.
darina de al 1851.
HabiShuelsa blsncss del pals ssa .
ansrldAaAs s3& q 4.
Coiorzdas del pals 81 "A.
Amsricansa biaucas largas IS.
Garnanzos sst A9}
Bscalao e7t
Gsoollas At4i.
AAnteluillA, de sl5 l6
sasta amerlcsaa Ell calss de una
Arf3oa y s6.
rapAa ansricaaaa do " 1t.
Id isieiias S2s
Tasaio . 10.
varios articulys del pals
Preolos corrieates
A1tcxr para el consume:
Mosca ado claro de "a. a s4t.
De miel claro 1878.
Centrlfugs olaro de 10 q s5s
Americana de lsa54 as.
De Ponce at q S.
Algodon de Al q St.
Almid6n . a II
Cate corriente s11t IL
Cueros dulcas t16 ia II
Cocos dc Is u IL millar.
Ron 80 grades Cartier a 81 so cen.
To 'os gallon pag s1os R. Iussraa,.
Maiz . 81.
Saoo s4a q.q.
TRbacO, nominal.
camDi0s 00rrientes
Londres check 5 4s9
PARIS q 1t D.
HAmourxo is44x
New YORK 20 q 3 ctvs p.
Espaha div 25t 4 26 D
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-09-12

En- esta imprenta Sc ven-
de papel viejo a 81 qulntal.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-27
Warum timer nid)t alinifer wur0e

Wie ale 8ourbpnen, mar aud So
mig 2ubpis XVIII. bon 6ranfrei9 Elm
gepaltiser @fer, aber als Mann BON
Geiit audi elm Seinf9meder. gires
Sases lub er einen Ibgeorbneten our
Safel, pel6er in Der &ammer eine
&,be bon pirfli9 itaatsmGnniI9 er 8e>
beutung gebalten batte unb Der gans
bus 3eug gu einem guten Minifter 81
baben f9ien. 8ei Sofel berbielt iid
bieier Sat bes &0niss febr a%uriidbalz
tenb unb f9ien gang in @ebanfen an
ernite @laatsgei9dfte pertieft. PlDB=
li9-mon bate eerabe Elm 2eibseri9t
bss &Onigs uufsetragen-panbte iit
bieier ON 1einen Sat nit Der Srase:
mWas fasen sic gu biefer Shufel,
mein 9err?"
Ser Seputirte, Der nur on bas Tim
pintenbe portefeuile ba6te unb iid
aGs Man:l aeisen poIte, fir ben mate
rieue @eriife teinen &eia baben, begging
bic Summbeit, benz eefrDnten Gour=
manb gu ~antpprten: Sire, i9 befiims
mere MIDI niemals barum, mas id
e1e!"
30 BADEN sic unre9t, mein 5err,"
ertpiberts Der &Onis, Imam mub INNER
auf 5pei Singe a9t geben: auf bas,
mas man ibt, unb auf bas. mas mar
fast."
sSn ben Suilerien aber fpeifte Der un=
bsba9tiame &oitberG9ter, Der natiirlid
MIDI Miniiter nurbe, mad ienem Sage
ni9t tpieber.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-27
fpsar feben, OBJ ib ni6t etnas gr.
fprieRlides fir Sit thun fann."

fpsar feben, OBJ ih nidt ettpas Gr.
fprieBlides fir sic tbun tann."
nWas benin, 9err-9err 9of5abn>
ar5t9 9ababa! gs l9eint, sic finb
in ~enGbieer 2aune."
SD nil, in @nbetrd9t unieres Bis
BERGEN guten Ginoernebmens, unb neil
Sic mein serebrter 2ebrmeifter finb,
mid bantbar beipeiien unb periu9en.
Sbnen beniel6en Sitel gu perf9uffen,
freiliG bieleiGt o6ne Ge6alt."
nSa, tpenn sic bas fSnntsn! Nber
:nie poqen Gle bds md9en?"
rSerr SambiIot, sic haben cine
neue, perbeferte Metbobe in 9eaus auf
bas @inieBen finifliGer 3G1ne erfua>
ben."
-Satpobl. Sas 1T mein @ubm."
sd tann's aber ebeniogut pie Sic"
nWeil @ie es bon mir gelernt baz
Gen."
Ser &Onig bat cine bGBlife 3ubn=
hide, Die i'm entIteat. Srei Sabine
nebeneinanoer feblen linn. SD fperbe
ibm Die @infeBuns funitli6er 3d9ns
na6 Sbrer nelien. bortrefflihen Me.
tbobe anratfen uno auglei9 sic ielbft
als ben groben Meiiter. Der bies am
beiten gu MAIDEN peritebt. 9ebt CT
barauf Elm, mas i9 faum be3peifle,
bann pirb ii9erli9 Der eriebnte Sitsl
audi fir sic Der 2obn fsin."
gambfHot umarmte potter Gnt5iden
ben jungen Mann.
nGortreffli4 ausgeba9t!" rief er.
,Sd, 20 ipirb fi9's MAIDEN lafen. llnb
penn sic nonten, 10 pereinigen mir
als f0nisli6e 6~ofsabnGr5te uniere Sc
i9Gfte bier unier einem unb bemielbsr
prGdtigen Wappenf9ilbe."
n@s lit mir re9t."-
Yaul &iquet tesab ii1 alsbdnn ellie
na9 benz S9lofe. 4ues ging sul
audi Der @ori9lag, fi9 bon 8ambinot
brei 3dbne einfeben gu la1en, purbt
bon Seiner Maieitdt hulbbon ange.
nOmmen. S9on am foigsnben Sage
mubte Ydul 1et1en btsbert9en 9errr
unb 2ebrmeiiter mitbrin9en. Sem SD
nige tpurben brei fiinItli6e 3dbne ein.
geiebt, 10 proftif9 unb bequem, buf
Seine MujeitGt bariiber serabe5u II
@nt5iiden 9erietb.
Ser Sitel r&0nieli6er Sofaabn.
arot" mar bes sei9idten Meiiteri
2obn.
Oie beiben 9ofSabnGrste betriebe:
fOrtan semeini9aftli9 lire geI9Gfi'
in bemielben 9auie, bas Elm pra4tpol
les Wdppen i9miidte. Yaul purb'
fpGter 8ambiaots S9pieeeriobn uni
ni9t nur grbe ieiner ausgebebntel
Praris, fpnoern AUDI feines @ermD.
gems. unb bas batten bic 3a6nf9mer
gen bes 8Dnigs unb Die S~reitusstnei
pereien bes 9errn 8ambilot autpese ee
bra9t.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-27
S%tflfnWan0erung.

Bel elmer heiteren Mittassgsisne
f9dft, Bel pet6er ou9 Der befannte Sc
beimratb Softor Seim anipeienb mar,
panbte ii1 Die llnterbdltune auf Die
Seelenlpanberung. Gin bo9geIteater
Stdatsbeanter meinte, fpenn feins
Seele bsreinIt in ben 2eib zines Shisres
fabren folte, 70 mO9te er cine @lpenz
fub pGblen, tppbei er ben berrlihsn
Spmmeraufenttalt. Die blumieen, Mir
5ieen Weibsn in Der reinen 8ereluft,
bas frieblide, forelofe Daiein jener
Sbiere umitdnbli9 urb nit lebbaften
6arben T9ilberte.
9eim bebduptete bagegen, ipenn IS
auf tbisrif9es 8ebaeen antomme, 70
qete ni1ts ii6er bic Natur zines
S9peines. Sisfes bleibe bis gum Wap>
mente bes alien fterbliben @eien un@
permeibliGen Spbes bon ben Qudles
reien Ger Msni9en am meiften pers
f9ont, tperbe forgiam sepflest unb seSe
BEL alien feinen Geniihen bic poafte unb
bauernbite 8efriebisuns gu erfennen.:
8eim Museinanbereeben nabm iener
Staatsn;am bas GefprG9 pieber auf
unb Guberte gesen 9eim: n@s bleibt
alio babel, lieber 9eim; ipenl uniere
Geelen ipanbern, 70 fabren sic in Elm
Shnein."
nOas tDnn.e meinettpesen sefdeben,"
a~ntpprtete !6eim. sd freue mid faen
barauf, gurr GrceIena als Hinbpieb
al b~egegnen."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-02-27

....6abrseit Der 8hse...
Abiobrt 2nfuni
ZoIeso. sbteosO uuo ginisau egpres.-f 7.l6 Ross
Eolsbo, Detroit Hub Chicago eim .....s1s.ao SIS
Rtaigon Stir, gtuneis u. safapsttee pI.t 7.ao t1o.a5
. toQr1 t arsssuommsn Sonntaas.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
The Chinanian in London.

When the Londonef wishes to study
John Chinaman at his leisure there is
no need to go abroad for the purpose.
He has only to take a cab to the
causeway at Limehouse to find himself
i'll little Chinatown. There he will see
slant-eyed o 4 of the Orient, some,
with English names and some without
some even with English or. more
likely, Irish w~ives-and all looking as
calmly picturesque as it is possible for
a "hathen Chinee" to look. He will
find several Chinese shops with Chi
nese Iames en- the doors and Snug c.
lestials within waiting to overreach
either a countryman or a Britisher in
a bargain. They have been there near
~ twenty years now. and they seem
quite as clean and respectable as their
neighbors. Strange to say nobody in
that district has a word to say against
John as 4 citizen.-London Mail.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
GUARD FOR BABY'S Bed.

The means of keeping a baby or even
older child in bed after it has been ten
derby placed under the covers by us
mother is one which Is a matter or
concern to parents. Children are all
prone to toss or roll, and painful acct
dents are often the result. A great
deal of gray matter has been eXpend-
ed in various means of listening the
Youngsters in their beds, but such
schemes are frequently a source or
danger in themselves. particularly
when rope or cord Is used.
A recent patent has for its OBJECT
the accomplishment Of the purpose IN a
simple manner, consisting of a barrier
of metal bars which is supported from
the floor and fastened 10 the frame or
the bed. forming a very substantial
guard. The standards resting on the
floor are clamped to the bed rail, and
will adjust themselves to a bed Of any
height. The guard rails are secured to
these standards toward their ends, and
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
o. Ne VS.
WASHINGTON

Judge W. J. Calhoun, who was sent
by President Roosevelt as Special Com
missioner to examine conditions in
Venezuela, has arrived here. He has
prepared a report as TO the difficulties
with Castro. d
The famous woman in blue" Mrs.
Lucy G. Lee, of Manhasset, L. l.,
who made several unsuccessful at
tempts TO call upon President Roosevelt
at Oyster Bay, was arrested at the
White House.
Brigadier-G General Williams, COM
handing the Department of Columbia,
in his annual report recommends the
retirement Of every army captain at
the age of forty.
Attorney General Moody was direct
ed by the President to begin proceed
iags to break UP the monopoly exist
ing at st. Louis. Mo-. where the:owners
Of bridges and ferries have entered
| into q combination in restraint OF
| trade, exacting terminal charges from
| the railroads entering st. Louis.
At the Cabinet meeting at the White
| House it was decided that the building
| Of the Panama Canal should remain
under the supervision of Secretary
Taft.
Secretary Of Agriculture Wilson will
| ask the Cabinet to consider plan un-
| der which small packers may have
meat inspectors as well as the larger
houses.
In order that the damages resulting
from the recent typhoon in the Philip
pine Islands may be at once repaired
the acknowledgements Of the army:
| has cabled to Manila that an extra al
lotment of $4,000 has been made to
meet the expenses.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
LUTHER BURBANK,
I5s MIR AcLE MAKER OF GARDENS

The hundreds Of valuable new fruits,
nuts, grains, grasses, flowers and
vegetables emanating from the expert
mental farms Of Luther Burbank at
Santa Rosa and S%ebastopol, California,
have made his name a household word
the world over, and so marvellous are
these creations that men and women
everywhere are watching the progress
of his work, and seek to know more Of
his methods.
Varieties of fruit have been produced
that are more prolific and harder,
growing in regions where the old varie-
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01

ties failed; the fruit season has been
prolonged several months by early and
late bearing varieties; keeping qualities
have been developed Sc as to stand
long distance shipment; many years OF
costly waiting have been saved the
fruit growers by precocity in trees;
fruits have been much larger, stones
removed, thorns eliminated, shells
made thinner, favor, color and odor
improved, and entirely new fruits pro-
duced. Grains and fodder plants have
been made larger, more prolific, more
nutritive and to have less waste; cot
ton, rice and sugar cane have been i'm
proved.-The National Magazine.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
TIE LAND Of REGRET.

is a city whose gates are wide,
Its pavements pure and clean,
Where shadow forms fit side by side
On the road called Might Have Been"
But folks walk there with their heads
bowed low,
Asd heavy eyelids wet,
For ev'ry corner is haunted 80
In this, "The Land of Regret"
They meet the ghosts Of those other years
In dreams of memory sweet,
land wet with passionate, frenzied tears
The graves which lie at their feet;
But never, long as their lives shall last,
Can they again forget
WHO once have walked with ghosts of the
past
In this, "The Land of Regret
They feel the touch of hand grown stIN,
Its fingers softly press.
THE tender passion of kisses thrill
Their own in a fond caress.
'IAh, me-but pity the folks who stray
Where long the sun hath set,
land walk with the ghosts who're laid away
In this, "The Land of Regret"
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
BUSY Preserving SEASON.

The crusade CT the pure food author
tiles and the educational campaign be-
ing conducted by the Governments ex-
perts in Washington have brought
about a change in attitude toward the
one-tlme indispensable preserve closet,
and a new vogue is promised for 1t
during the coming year. 1t Is to be ex-
pected, therefore, that the crop of
preserving jar inventions and acces-
sorry contrivances will be unusually
large. The one-time. universal screw
ton jar Is to have a. rival in the shape
Of a patent cover, 1at-top jar, with au-
tomato fastener. One style is Illus
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
No Demi-Tasse For Him.

Some years ago Thomas B. Reed
went to Ohio. On his journey out
there he went into a little railway sta
ton to have dinner. at the end of his
order lie said:
Bring me a demi-tasse, also"
The waiter stared. whats that?"
he asked.
"a small cup of Coffee" Mr.. Reed
exclaimed. "a small cup Of black
coffee; see that it's good coffee, please.
Demi-tasse means half a cup"
CAV, g'wan," said the waiter. 81
amt a-goin' to bring you no half-cup.
We don't sell nothin' less than five
cents here."-Boston Herald.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Labor World

Labor disputes in Canada last year
involved a loss Of 1,450,O00 working
days.
The quarterly New York State labor
bulletin shows much improvement in
trade conditions.
Orders for 100000 tons Of shipping
have been placed with Clyde builders
at London, England.
There are now affiliated with the
American Federation Of Labor ZIG in
terpational trades unions.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
trated herewith, and is the work of

trated herewith, and is the work OF a
Canadian inventor.
In connection Herewith a fruit jar
holder is shown which is intended
for use with the old-style jar, both for
screwiAg and unscrewing the top. This
is a simple wooden collar that clamps
the jar securely while the lid Is be-
ing removed or fastened. Tension is
obtained by the use of set screws. AS
the pressure is applied at the base
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
None Too Taintcd For Him.

"Would you refuse a tip from me i:
YOU knew it was tainted money"
asked the customer in the restaurant
as he finished his meal.
mo, sir" replied the waiter; l.
not refuse it. sir, even if you had to
run it through that piece of Camem'
bert cheese, sir!"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
A Clever ~Shoplifter.

The Philadelphia police say that they
have discovered a shoplifter, Il wo-
man. who brushes the valuable ar
ticles, such as silk waists, off counters
in stores, and then picks them up with
her foot aud tucks them safely under
her dress. They claim to have caught
the culprit and proved her guilt.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
No Angler.

Miss Gabble-"No, indeed, I'm not
accustomed to fish for compliments
Miss Pepprey-"I car see that. Any
one who is accustomed to fishing real
ICES that one isn't likely to get any
thing if one else talks too much
PHILADELPHIA Press.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Sure Sign.

Grayce-"I want to introduce you to
Miss Soandso."
Reggie-"You needn't bother. She's
too ugly for me-"
Grayce-"How do you know tnat!
You've never seen her."
Reggie-"True. but everybody says
she's such an awfully sweet girl
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Japanese Dead II, 4

Advices from Japan say the official
returns Of the casualties of the Japan
csc Army throughout the war show
that 46,180 were killed. 1870 died
from wounds, and $1,000 died from
disease, q total Of TR.450 dead.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Two Girls!

Elvira was dressed for the ball when
her girl chum dropped in.
chow do 1 look in this new gown
Stella" she asked.
positively handsome" answered
Stella. "Why, I really didn't recog'
nize you at frst."-London Tlt-blts.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Instead Of Late Ones.

Senior Partner-"What are you read
ing about"
Junior Partner-"The early settlers"
Senior Partner-"The early settlers.
eh? By hoky, I wish we had more OF
that kind upon our books"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Hearst For Mayor.

William R. Hearst for Mayor, john
Ford for Controller and J. G. Phelps
Stokes for President of the Board Of
Aldermen is the ticket named by the
Municipal Ownership League, of New
York City.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01

"That's what they are" replied the
man in the fashy clothes, respectfully
these four-fushers that pretend they'd
like to meet Observation-Disclosures
Press.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
OUR ADOPTED ISLANDS.

T., Major General Gorbin and his wife
from Manila, P. L., for Australis
on a two months leave of absence.
The arrival IN hawaii OF thousands
of Japanese laborers has driven out
many American workers from Homo
lulu and the country plantations.
Hawaii is importing minnows to de-
YOU mosquito larvae.
Government reports show that In
the recent storm at least 200 natives
and twenty-five Americans and for
eigners were killed in the Philippines.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Two Good Reasons.

Goofer-"In speaking of your auto
mobile, why do you always refer to it
in the feminine gender, as 'she?'"
Shoofer-"Well, the auto is 80 hard
to manage and so blamed expenslve!!"
Brooklyn Life.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
aid Answer Her Purpose.

Beatrice-"So Ethel is engaged to
Algy Hicollar? Well, I'm" afraid she
will find him a very shaky reed to lean
on"
Angeline-"Oh, she don't want him
to lean on-she wants him TO sit on
Brooklyn Life.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Not an Ardent Lover.

Butts-"Does he love money!"
Nordy-"Only in a platonic way. He
doesn't love it we'll enough to work
for it,"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Many Like Him.

HE never forgets a favor"
"No; always remembers it and comes
round and asks for another on the
strength Of it."-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Reason Enough.

Tube-"I say, old man, why do you
look so sad?"
Shelton! I was fired without any
notice." - New York Evening Tele'
gram.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
his job.

eyes, he doesn't do anything but pick
up pins all the time"
"Well, we'll; that's a queer supersti-
tion."
mot at all. It's an occupation. He's
employed in a bowling ailey.'-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
The Trouble in the Case.

81 thought it was a case Of love at
first sight"
eyes, but he had three days grace
and changed his mind"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01

The immigration to this country for
the fiscal year ending June 30 foots up
1927, 429 people.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
Mutual Money For Republicans.

"uLUdI NIOIIey NOI IttpUUIICdIo.
Officers of the Mutual Life Insurance
Company testified that $92,500 Of the
policy holders money was contributed
to Republican campaign funds in the
last three Presidential elections.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1905-11-01
A Snggeation.'

The. New Woman-"I am determined
to have Mabel educated so that she
will not have to depend on any man."
Z: The Old Man-'Why not make. her a
plumber"
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The Boer colony established in the
State of Chihuahua, Mexico, two years
ago is doing well.
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Agreed on That,

"These box parties are all chatter.
complained the nan who had been at
the opera.
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FELT THE APPROACH OF DEATH.
Engineer Stops His Train to Get q
Drink Of Water and Expires.

Albany, N. Y.-Feeling the approach
Of death, Engineer Joseph Marks, on
a Delaware and Hudson locomotive,
stopped his passenger train filled with
people as it was approaching Albany.
stepped from the engine to get a drink
of water in q switchman's shanty
alongside the track and dropped dead
as he was raising the cup to his lips.
His presence of mind averted a dis
aSter,
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WITH the Funny
FeSloSOS
Properly Seasoned.

1t made the young recruit hot;
No wonder he was hustered.
The foeman peppered him with shot
Right after he was mustered.
Philadelphia Press.
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The Limit.

First Cabman-"What did you
charge that stranger for driving him
around the corner to the hotel"
Second Cabmen-"I charged him
four dollars and ninety-seven cents.
First Cabman-"Four dollars and
ninety-seven cents! That is a queer
figure. Why didn't you make it five
dollars"
Second Cabman-"Because four dol
lars and ninety-seven cents was all
he had."-Lippincott's.
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of the jar, where it is best able to re-
sist same, the danger Of breakage is
reduced to a minImum.-Philadelphia
Record.
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each rail consists Of two telescoping
parts so as to adjust themselves to a
bed or crib of any length.
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Ipcoryenient.

Physician - "You will be glad TO
know, madam, that your husband Will
almost certainly recover"
Wife-"Oh, dear me. doctor, what
shall I 4 do"
Physician-"Why. madam, what do
you mean? Aren't you anxious that
your husband should get well?"
Wife (sobbing)-'Yes--only. when you
said last week you didn't think he
would live a fortnight went and sold
all his clothes. "-Harper's Weekly.
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THE CREW THAT
EaL.
SUFFERED FROM THIRST


L is sixty years since I was
serving as a midshipmar
on board II. NJ. S. Keno
phon in the South Seas.
She was one Of the finest
frioetps then ahOat.