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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

D4 course the White Sex wouldn't
pave done thing to Wichita Tuesday
g 81 had not rained. If" you under
.land.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

HOW thankful the trusts ought to be
khat legislators are not usually trou-
aled with any qualms about tainted
money!
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

~ France doesn't enforce neutrality
little more strictly. Japan is liable to
sE,Ea her for an innocent bystander.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

president Roosevelt says the Chi
HagO News, unlike the average man
eFom tidewater. will not expect to find
bears and buffaloes in the streets Of
Chicago" Still, Mr.. Gates could prob
-ahly point out q few bears to him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

me innocent bystander in a strike
Beta treated the same way the com
lenpeepur' are treated by the trusts.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11
KANSAS c0ArBEENT.


The sighting of fleets in the far east
continues to be the favorite pastime,
but it has brought no results.-Law-
renee Journal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11
AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Some of the friends of Banker Bigelow
are now explaining that he was not a
good business man. Everybody knows
that now. A good business man would
not have risked other peoples money
on May wheat.-Wichita Eagle.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

A big volcano in Hawaii is threat
ening to blow off. Probably it is get
ting ready to celebrate the Fourth in
true American style.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

At any rate business is good with
the surgeons while the Chicago team
ster's strike is on.-Wichita Beacon.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

Mark-''Longbeam told me how he
lost his right eye, today. It seems he
had an encounter with an Indian .
Nosit-'sYe-es. that was it. He was go
ing home drunk and he ran into a cigar
sign. ''-CIeyeland Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

do you believe in government own
ership?" That depends" answered the
trust magnate, ''on whether you mean
that the government ought to own US or
we ought to own the government. -
Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

Judge-"One month in Jail!' Prisoner
But, judge, run summer hotel.
and the season is about to open!
Judge-rEight months!'-E+uck-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

PelI-"Did Hardup ever hear from
that uncle of his who made fortune
out west2" MeIl-''No, his uncle heard
of him first. Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

A Choice Of Evils-Tommy dressed
for evening party)-"Mother. shall I
wash my hands or put on gloves p
Punch
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11
When Eggs Were Costlv.

Hens eggs were worth their weight
IN gold,' writes Thomas z. Parish in
one of his stories Of the very early days
in San Francisco. "a couple OF young
men recently landed from Tennessee
dropped into Aldrich's for breakfast one
morning. Not being aware of the rari-
ty and consequent prices of eggs in
California and having five dollars still
left with which to pay for breakfast
for two they calmly ordered their usual
breakfast of eggs and toast. When the
bill was presented the young gentlemen
saw, to their CONSERVATION, that the
amount was ten dollars. They had only
five. What was to be done?
After a consultation together it was
decided that one of them should remain
while the other went out to look for
Col. Gift, an Old-time friend whom they
knew to be in the city. The colonel
was soon found. who, after hearing the
story of his young friend and asking
who was with him, inquired what they
had had for breakfast. Eggs was the
reply;
Did you not know, you blanl1ety-b blank
fool. that hens lay gold in California p
I did not, but 1 do said our young
friend. Well, continued the colonel,
kindly handing over a fifty-dolIor gold
slug, take this and remember after this
that you are not in Tennessee, where
eggs are given away ''-Chicago News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

Gracious, Elsie!' exclaimed the little
girls mother, why are you shouting IN
that horrible fashion? Why can't you
be quiet like WiIlie?'' Hes got to be
quiet, the way we're playin'," replied
Elsie. Hes papa coming home late
and I'm you. "-Philadelphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

SharpIeigh-"T There's Dusenberry; he's
slept only two hours a day for the past
five years" Snodgrass-''dow remark
able" Sharpleigh@"Yes, he's had
government job that long and takes the
remainder of his rest at night. -
Washington Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

Are strikes frequent at your shop? p
"Gee, yes! Strikin' all the time. :
where do you work?' CLOCK factory. .
Cleveland Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11
A Market Primer.

what is the man doing behind the
counter?
He is selling meat. Let US watch him
What is the lady going up to the
counter for?
To buy meat from the greasy man
with the white apron.
What does she ask for?
A five-pound roast of porterhouse.
What does he give her2
A seven-pound roast.
Then does he charge her only for
what she asked for?
No, indeed. He charges her for what
he chose to give her.
Didn't the lady know what she want
ed?
Evidently the man didn't think 50.
Can't he tell the weight of a piece Of
meat when he picks it up?
Certainly he can. Otherwise he would
never be able to know that he is al
ways selling you piece of meat sew
eral pounds bigger than you wanted
Why does the man do this?
It is impossible to associate constant
~ with greasy things and not become
pretty smooth yourself. Now run and
play.-Baltimore American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

Inscription for a Missionary Box-Lei
him who is without sin among you cast
the first coin.-Life.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

Say, mister" began the husky hobo,
Pm loolxin' fer somethin' ter do,
am well, just keep on looking s.
said the icy-hearted citizen. You can't
do me."-Chicago Daily News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

A small boy at the Auditorium tn
other evening tried initiating Taft an,
sat on lid. It is safe to say that tn
man who owned the lid didn't approx
his efforts.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

yes" says the first beauteous
damsel; At had five proposals at the
reception last night" Il had but
one" remarked the demure damsel
but it counted the same as five. The
man suffered. Judge.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11
HUafoR o. LIE OAY.


A Choice Of Evils-Tommy dressed
for evening party)-"Ndother. shall I
wash my hands OF put on gloves =
Punch.
Judge-"One month in Jail!' Prisoner
But, Judge. run a summer hotel.
and the season is about to open!
Judge-"Eight months!'-F'uck
PelI-"Did Hardup ever hear from
that uncle of his who made a fortune
out west?" MeIl-"No, his uncle heard
of him first. Detroit Free Press.
do you believe in government own
ership2'' THAT depends answered the
trust magnate, "on whether you mean
that the government ought to own US or
we ought to own the government. =
Washington Star
Sharpleigh-'There's Dusenberry; he's
slept only two hours a day for the past
five years" Snodgrass-' How remark
able" Sharpleigh-"Yes he's had
government job that long and takes the
remainder Of his rest at night. -
Washington Life.
Gracious. Elsier' exclaimed the little
girls mother, why are you shouting IN
that horrible fashion? Why can't you
be quiet like Willie?'' Hes got to be
quiet, the way we're playin'," replied
Elsie. Hes papa coming home late
and I'm you. "-Philadelphia Press.
Inscription for a Missionary Box-Let
him who is without sin among you cast
the first coin.-Life.
Are strikes frequent at your shop?"
"Gee, yes! Strikin' all the time"
where do you work?" CLOCK factory
Cleveland Leader.
Say, mister" began the husky hobo.
Pm lookin' fer sometEin' ter do
am well, just keep on looking
said the icy-hearted citizen. on can't
do ne.''-Chicago Daily News.
yes" says the first beauteous
damsel; IT had five proposals at the
reception last night" 81 had but
one" remarked the demure damsel;
s'but it counted the same as five. The
man suffered. Judge
me she said, Il don't like cats.
They're so cruel; they kill the dear lit
tie birds" yes" replied the sarcastic
man, Its too bad you tender-hearted
girls can't trim your hats with cats,
isn't it?'=Philadelphia Ledger.
Strategic.-"You are still trying to
find the enemy?'' 1--WE are not ex-
actly trying to find Them answered
| the Russian officer. I'VE merely want
to learn their whereabouts and take
precautions against their finding US"
washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11
JOURNAL ENTRIES.

New York is advertising for farm
hands This looks like encroaching on
our Kansas copyright.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

mo" she said, Il don't like cats.
so cruel; they kill the dear lit
tie birds" Eyes" replied the sarcastic
man, Its too bad you tender-hearted
girls can't trim your hats with cats
isn't '-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

It doesn't take a very big small boy
to decide off-hand that a sane Fourth
of July would be absolutely crazy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

Ever hear of Emil Stengel? Prob
ably not, although there was an item
in the press dispatches about him the
other day when he died. You thought
of him as Madame Sembrich's hus-
band. Obi
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1905-05-11

trategic.-"You are still trying to
find the enemy?'' 1--WE are not ex-
actly trying to find Them answered
the Russian officer. I'VE merely want
to learn their whereabouts and take
precautions against their finding u.s.
Washington Star.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04
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She sends You away much wiser and hap
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The happiness OF your future life may de-
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There are no mistakes in the predictions
made BY the great and wonderful psychic
You may wish to know IL II Is advisable
marriage
Shall 1 succeed in my new undertaking."
can i obtain my hopes. my wishes, my
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shall ever enjoy the luxuries OF wealth.
when shall 1 marryz'
Docs another share the love that right
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IF SO. whom
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when shall my absent friend .returnT'
Hours 10 TO s.. Daily and Sunday
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The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

Now you are TO
Have and to Hold"
a beautifully tbut
partly furnished
apartment house OF
100 rooms
$4,000.
\ cash and NO IN
TEREsT.
Monthly profit $241.
II - is = our-best
high-class proposition.
1t especially appeals
10 any lady of culture
and refinement.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

WHY NOTe
Look at that 1s-room
house In which the
furnishings are ap-
praised at s2594-
Price reduced to
500
Terms 4 cash and SO
monthly.
Good location?
Shoul6 think so.
It's east of
Van Ness Avenue.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

OFFICE building CT
=l2 Offices
All rented TO high
class tenants: fine To-
cation: PRICE 5000: Il
cash and SO monthly.
II is an a No. /
BUSINESS
PROPOSITION.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

AM BOUND
to sell this 46-room
Apartment house. then
I'm of TO Goldfeld-
It's a snap at $500
I'll take $500
Terms part cash: low
rent, $50: fine loca-
ton; north OF Market
See
MARION GRIFFIN"
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

S-p-e-c-u-l-a-t-i-o-n
S140Q-
- will - buy - a -
42rroom house on
Bush St
Fine sunny corner
Rent $1S5-
Notice it-Rent Sl35.
Highly respectable
1t Is surely q good
chance for
q speculation
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

SUFFER- ST
SIS rooms
$3.50 profit per month: I:
monthly profit 500.
Well furnished.
Full OF nice people.
WE PROMISE
To furnish you
The proof
Big hay windows
Front and back
You would surely
LIKE IT.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

~ rooms
Price reduced
$3.50 takes IT,
Cost S775.
Must - be - sold -
in - a - few - days.
% blocks
North of Market
Rent only $50
Rooms newly tinted.
House newly painted.
It-IS-a-gift.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

so rooms
Price $1,000.
Cost $500.
Rent 500.
Terms 1-3 cash and
little installments-
New and modern
A corner house and
well adapted for steady
roomers or boarders.
In a very accessible
location.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

Are you looking for q nrst-class investment
cent per year, This new modern 1sS-room
downtown house. offices and billiard-roon1 on
ground floor: well furnished long lease; an
up-to-date proposition; owing TO death in fam
fly will be sold at sacrifice; part down. bal
long time low interest.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

3 Eddy St. Market and Powell
Headquarters for RoomIng- Houses Hotels and
All Kinds OF business Chances
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

High Glass
New and Modern
80 rooms
so rooms so rooms
so rooms
There is nothing OF that size
in San Francisco TO equal II in !
elegance, in location and as a
Sure money-maker-
VELVET CARPETS FINE
FURNITURE.
Monthly profits bout
$500 to $40
If
You have
$1,000 in cash
We
know
We Cab
Arrange the terms
dear reader. for you
MARION GRIFFIN.
Office sol. Sth floor,
James Flood Building.
$40 Market st
Opposite The Emporium
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

Big snap; 2 well-furnished rooms; rent $50;
water ana janitor service free; all light and
sunny rooms: choice location: on Bush 81 /;
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

"a rooms
s4oo s4co
-9 rooms
Do You
want a little transient
house with
a-big-business7
1t is
near Market st.
AND
S4o0-
TAKES
Call and inspect 1t.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

II you looking for first-class up to-
date downtown thoroughly respectable room
ins-house this Al sunny-rooned house. eie-
gantly furnished. where your profit would be
$50 above all expenses. please call and we
viii take pleasure In showing above house
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

Any one looking for nice little home where
you live rent free these 10 weil-fnrnished
roOms; fine block on Geary St. (; rent $50, water
free: everything good shape and on account OF
leaving city VIII go al S4c0.
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04


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The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04
LoDGING-HoUsEs FOR SALE.

a. CAMERON & Co--Phone South lost
The San Francisco call., 1905-06-04

A--Fa nils liquor store and bar: fine location,
iCrg lease; well stocked good fixtures: every
nine strictly frst-clsss; make offer. See
CAEELJN & CO
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-22
LIBERALS RAISE A SCANDAL
Say Brewing Interests of Great
Britain Control Conservatives
Through Contributions.

LONDON, Oct. 21.-(Special Cablegram to
The Bee.)-The disclosure of the investiga-
tons now going on in New York to the
effect that the New York Life Insurance
company and the Mutual Life Insurance
company have contributed large sums of
money toward carrying on the republican
campaigns has caused the English news
papers TO congratulate themselves that no
such attempts to influence parties are made
by the big corporations of the British isles.
But the liberal newspapers are now retort-
ing that the conservatives are the absolute
slaves Of the brewing interests. II is said
that large contributions to the tory or
ganization funds" are regularly made by
the brewing corporations, and the result
is that the licensed trade enjoys the sup
port protection aud patronage of the tory
party in Parliament. Yet. although the
fact that the brewers are among the larg-
est contributors to the Carlton club fund
Is quite notorious, Il is never thought to
suggest that these contributions have
corrupting object or effect. But the mo-
ment similar transaction is discovered
In the United States 1t makes a sensation
The liberals are now claiming that IL the
sources Of revenue Of the tory party fund
were disclosed it would also create a pro-
found sensation.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-22

stood the ramifcations of finance he would
have asked. But where does the interest
that is to be paid on this imaginary $1O7.-
000,0 900 come fPom? And then the outrage
perpetrated on the American people would
be plain to him. The public pays the in
terest the public living along the Burling-
ton lines; 1t pays 1t m~high freight rates
which cannot be reduced. and passenger
tariffs which remain the same each year.
though the traffic along the line wakes
greater with the increase of population.
The growing prosperity of the nation should
lessen the burden of each consumer; but
the railroads, like other institutions, have
capitalized this prosperity with just such
issues of stocks and bonds, and the public
can have no surcease, for the augmented
interest charges must be paid"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-22
HUNTERS FLOCK TO FIELDS
Many Omaha GunnerS Go to Places Where
Game is Good.
BOATS RUN ON RIVER TO FLORENCE
Reports show Chicken Shooting still
Good, Although Most of the
SpOrtsmen Are After
Duck.

Old firearms have been pulled from the
shelf and polished up and new ones brought
into requistion to head OFF some of the
numerous ducks which are vending their
way to the south for a winters rest along
the gulf coast Numerous parties have
gone from Omaha and others are daily
jumping out for days shoot among the
numerous lakes for which Nebraska is be-
coming so noted.
The steamboat which did service on Cut
on lake all summer has been pressed into
service on the Missouri river by the owner,
II. j. Enewold, and hunters are taken from
Florence to the. lakes to the north The
boat leaves every Saturday AFTERNOON at
ESQ and Sunday morning at 7. These lakes
are within a mile of the river and hunters
can reach them at small expense.
In bringing in game on the trains hunt
ers should be careful to comply with the
state law, which requires all bags to be
marked with the owners name and the
number and kind OF game. The game
wardens are busy at this season OF the
year ana have the right TO confiscate game
II not properly. marked. Many are negli-
gent about this matter. often entering a
chair car with their bags Of game, and
then going to the smoker, so that when
the warden enters the car he has no way
OF telling to whom bag OF game be-
longs.
Reports show chicken shooting is still
good, although the majority Of hunters
are after ducks. Nearby lakes are good
for the latter. which the recent cold snaI
has brought down in hordes. although the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-22
LAWSON ON BURLINGTON DEAL
Chapter Of Frenzi.d Finance Tells Of Jim
Hills Coup.
BIG SCHEME OF GET-RIcH-QUICK ORDER
Better Than the SIeight-Of-Hand
Trick that Makes Gold Pieces
spring from Lips and
Nose.

In his latest installment Of "Frenzied
Finance Tom Lawson gives what pur-
ports to be the inside story of the absorb
ton in 1901 OF the Burlington system by
Jim Hin and his Great Northern crowd.
This is the way Tom Lawson tells the tale:
James ]. Hill desired to control the
Northern Pacific railway 5,06 miles),
competitor Of his own Great Northern rail
way. In the interest of harmony Har-
mony' would be stil further conserved IL
the linked systems also possessed the Chi
cago. Burlington & Quincy railway @75i
miles). another competitor. These rail-
ways belonged 10 what is called the trans
continental group. in that they traversed
the western half OF the American conti-
nent; they represented hundreds of millions
IT dollars of capital. and were the
means of transportation OF millions
OF good American citizens whose farms
they crossed. Harmony is the battle cry
OF the Wall street raider, for TO him It
spells profitable opportunity, and when II
is raised the frenEied inanciers flock TO the
standard like coyotes to a carcass. In this
Instance, however, the harmony was 10
De OF the distinguished Morgan brand. for
lanes ]. HIN had allied himself with that
great reorganizer OF railway properties,
and thereby had insured for his plans Sc
srecy, security. and the concentration Of
The profits in a few capacious and deserv-
ing pockets rather than their distribution
among the Wall street masses No one
vas better equipped TO execute a vast deal
Y this character than J. Pierpont Nor
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-22
TOM WORRALL'S BOOK is OUT
"Grain Trust BUSTER Issues Volume
Number One Exposing Methods
of His AdVeraaries,

Tom Worralrs book is out. Fresh from,
the press 1t is going out to the farmers
OF the state, TO whom, and to whose wives
and families IL is dedicated.
Mr.. Worrall's book Is called THE Grain
Trust Exposed" 1t is a Al-page, paper-
bound volume, with the picture of the
veteran grain man on the cover. The pre-
face is unique. In It he says:
My story is Of band OF broadclothed
respectables, who have grown rich at the
expense Of the farmers
That he is competent to tell the story
is shown in another paragraph, which
reads:
Il was one Of them For several years
I belonged to the band. / was on the in
side, had voice in the connecting of the
schemes, and an active hand in their
execution"
Some of the most interesting chapters are
entitled: 'Throttling Competition" "The
Trust Grows Stronger" Birth of the
Price Committee" Handling a Legis-
lature." Pooling the Farmers" worried
BY the Omaha Grain Exchange" Ham
mered by the Trust" "Boycotting Farmers
Shipments" Appeal to the Courts"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1905-10-22

1T is impossible to say definitely at pres
ent whether we shall ask for a rehearing
or not. We must first have a chance TO
see and analyze the opinion of the court.
1t is possible that the opinion leaves no
ground on which to ask rehearing by the
court I intend to consult with other at
torneys interested in estates concerned be-
fore taking any further action"
In the meantime, until MIR. Pritchett
reaches decision as to carrying the mat
ter further, Judge Vinsonhaler will NOT
appoint the appraisers asked for by the
county attorney and out OF which request
the appeal to the supreme court arosa.