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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

without waiting to don clothes ran to
the lake In his night clothes.
Hogan dived at the point where the
boat went down and recovered the
body of Miss Alta Perkins. He carried
her to the bank where the three young
men who had escaped by swimming
ashore We're lying exhausted.
Miss Perkins was still alive when
brought to shore and Hogan left her
with three boys and resumed his
search for the bodies. They did not
revive her. He plunged again into the
lake and came to the surface with the
body of Miss Mabel Easterly.
Believing that she might be alive
Hogan swan rapidly to shore, holding
her head above water. One of the
young men who had escaped drowning
ran to the nearest telephone and not1-
fed several physicians as soon as he
reached shore and when Hogan swan
to the bank with the second body many
persons had already arrived.
Desperate efforts were made to re-
suscitate the two girls, who had been
brought ashore by Hogan but the
physicians were unsuccessful
Search for the other two girls was
continued under direction of young Ho-
les of Misses Percia Easterly and Ethel
Perkins were recovered.
Attempts to Revive Fail.
Attempts to revive the two girls
proved Intellectual, and the bodies were
removed early yesterday morning to
undertaking rooms in this city.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
An t,.,I I.n~;ish Ballad.

"Greensleeves' is a good old English
ballad and tune mentioned by Shake
speare in the Merry Wives Of Wind
sor" and has been favorite since the
latter part of the sixteenth century.
The tune is much older than the words,
probably as old as the days Of Henry
VIII. 1t is also known as ''The Black
smith and The Brewer" and was a
great favorite with the cavaliers. "A
modified version is found in the BEG
gars' Opera" The tune is still sung to
christmas comes but once year.
and many other songs Of the same
rhythm or with the burden (Which no.
body can deny"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
SOUTHERN BELLE. is MISSING.
Lola Walker, Beautiful and Vivicious,
Disappears from Ashevi!e, NJ. C.

Asheville, N. c., July 31.-Where is
Lola Walker? This question is being
asked by every one in this city, for
Lola was the belle of Asheville, and
Ashevile is noted for its pretty girls.
Miss Walkers disappearance has to do
with an interesting romance begun
some years ago and which had its end
ing i'm "A breach of promise suit for
$4,000 brought by the fair Lola "a
gainst a young millionaire, Robert Ed
wards.
In Miss Walkers romance the pr:n-
ciple feature is a runaway from her
home, in which a well-known society
man of Asheville. Pullman car con-
ductor and a railroad porter were
abettors Miss Walker lived with her
aunt in one of the prettiest homes in
As'heNille. She is just II. She had
many admirers, among whom was
Bob Edwards, who was head over
ears In love, and everybody predicted
a wedding.
During the first few weeks of Bob
Edwards courtship an interesting
scene took place between Miss Walker
and Mrs. Lyon Cullen. her aunt. at
Biltmore station. Late one night it
was discovered that Miss Walker was
not at home. A wef-known society
man, a friend of Edwards, disguised
as a porter, had carried Miss Walkers
trunks from her house to the street and
had them sent to Riitmore Edwards
had said his goodbye the day before,
announcing he was going to Tennes-
see.
Breaks Away From Aunt.
Lola's absence and the fact that her
trunks were missing could only be ac-
counted for by Mrs. Lyon Cullen on
the theory that her niece and Bob
were running away. So the next NOR
ming when Miss Walker attempted 10
board the 6 O'clock train at Biltmore
for New York she found herself con-
fronted by her irate aunt, who had
boarded the same train at Asheville.
Lola wept and struggled to free
herself from Mrs. Cullen's grasp. She
told her aunt she was going to New
York to join Bob" who had gone there
the day before. She was to study for
the stage, she said, and become great
actress. Then she and Bob were go
ing to get married.
Just as the train was moving out
Lola succeeded in freeing herself and
sprang to the platform of the Pullman.
The conductor had watched with SYM
pathy her struggle with Mrs. Culen,
and hurrying Miss Walker to a state
room locked the door. kilograms were
received en- route signed by Mrs. Gull
len to the effect that If her niece was
allowed to continue her trip to New
York suit against the Southern rail-
way would be Forthcoming. The rail-
road people explained to Mrs. Cullen
that Miss Walker was a passenger OF
her own volition and that if she did not
choose to get off that ended the matter
so far as they We're concerned. So
Miss Walker in due course reached
New York.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
ESCORTS FLEE; GIRLS DIE.
Four Young Women Drown-Male
Companions Swim to Safety.

Lebanon, Mo-, July s1-Four girls
were drowned in Horseshoe lake here
Saturday night by the capsizing OF
boat while the three young men who
were their escorts all escaped. Those
drowned were Alta and Ethel Perkins
and Mabel and Percia Easterly.
The party started early in the even
ing for boat ride About midnight
the girls in moving about the boat up-
set it. All were thrown into the water
and the young men after doing what
they could to save the girls started to
swim for shore.
Gus Hogan of st Louis, who is Wis
iting his mother across the lake, was
aroused from sleep by screams. He
sprang from bed at cries for help and
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
PRISONER HAS APPENDICITIS.
Herman Tanner, Of Peoria, Taken te
HOSPITAL From Jail,

Herman Tanner, a city prisoner in
the county Jail, sentenced on July "a
for intoxication by Mayor Ingledue
was removed late Saturday afternoon
to st. Thomas hospital, suffering from
appendicitis. Tanner began to inn
prove rapidly with treatment, and it is
not thought an operation will be neces-
sary. Tanner is a young man, "a years
of agel and gives Peoria, ILL.,, as his
home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
In the orange Free state.

At III examination for admission to
the British Military college at Sand
hurst many candidates in answer to a
question about hydrogen wrote that
the gas was not found in the Orange
River Colony. This puzzled the ex-
aminer, who told the story to an army
coach The coach, after thinking
awhile, said: II have 1t. remember
impressing the fact on a number OF
my pupils that hydrogen does not oc-
cur in the free state"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
CARNIVAL COMPANY CLEARS $50.
chiIdren's Amusement Venture Proved
hinhly Successful.

The children's carnival, which was
brought to close at the DR.. F. H.
Boucher home Saturday night after a
four days run, proved most success
full venture, the Boucher & Ostdiek
Company having cleared $50. The gross
receipts Of the show, including those
of the different shows on the pike, were
$125. The puppet show, conducted by
Ferdinand Schmidt and Robert Bishop
played to the top business Of any of
the percentage shows. The refresh
ment stand, run by Herman Gabelman,
did the biggest business, but the eX-
penses were greater and the profits
consequently not so large.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
Comm, Thro, the Lie.

Gin body fish all nightie
WI his "bait" hard by;
Gin a body. get no bite
Need body lie?
Every fisher has his fishes,
Name. they say, "hae IT,
For every fisherman that wishes
Can buy them on the sly.
Gin the ladies see him struttis
Comm frne the sale.
A. the laddies cry, ''Chestnuttie!"
At. the same cid tale.
Every fisher has his nbbas.
And they wonder why
That a the warl has grown fu' weary
At that same fish lie.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
ocaI Weather Record.

Sundays extremes in temperature
were Sc and 81, as against "a and Sc
for Saturday. At this morning 62
was registered, as against 81 for the
corresponding hour Sunday morning.
Saturday was the first day in week
that the mercury stood above 80.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
Poor FELLOW.

Hicks-For goodness sake, look at
Salladay shoveling IN his dinner!
thought he was dyspeptic.
Wicks-So he is; the worst sort. Hes
burdened with an optimistic appetite
and pessimistic digestion.-Ca Catholic
Standard and Times.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
Ia.Yorrs DsmD1

A subscriber who complained to the
publisher that his paper was damp"
received the reply from the patient and
long suffering editor that perhaps it
was because there was SO much due
on it,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
MANY 60 ON EXCURSION.
Great Western Takes Big Crowd to the
Twin Cities

One hundred and seventy from this
city went to the twin cities, Minneap-
oils and ST. Paul, on the Great West
ern's excursion Saturday night, leaving
here at 1880 o'clock. The special
train of eight coaches passed thru the
city about on time.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
A Puzzle.

He Here's puzzle for you. She
Let's have it. He-Give woman
bunch Of photographs to examine, in
GLIDING one Of her own, which one will
she look at the longest, and why7
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
another view.

Mrs. McSplurge When go out with
this lovely new frock people will think
I've been shopping in Paris. Mr.. Nc
Splurge Maybe they'll think I've been
cracking safe Cleveland Leader.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
shoppins For the Firstborn.

It was in one of our dry goods stores,
and the man had the air of one who
was used to shopping. Said he to the
astonished saleswoman, Give me q
yard of maroon colored flannel to
match baby, please" Correcting
himself hastily, he began again: II beg
Darden! I mean yard Of flannel to
Iaatch a maroon colored baby. Here
NproduciAg a bit Of flannel from bis
vest pccket,. want yard Of thatr-
1Boka6k Tt4Nsc1iqt
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
Criticism.

Hell don't see why you admire the
story SO much. There. is one absolutely
impossible character in it.
She-Which one?
He-The woman who never listens to
ossip.-Baltfmore News.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

New Tooth In an Old saw.
.sThen ne doesn't find that 'all the
world loves q lover?
Not exactly. His experience is that
nil the world rv-1vs q Ioyer''
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
Worthless,

"Blnnk says he cashes his brains for
living
81 don't doubt it. He has reputa-
ton for trying to pass plugged money"
Detroit Free Press.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
Cause of the Change

Dyer-Has there been any insanity i'll
your family?
Ryer-Not since my daughter got
over the notion Of marrying a. foreign
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS On. " News.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Chappie shock made me uncon-
ecious.
Miss Pert-And you never regained
Tour senses ?-Tarrytown IN. " News.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

h Honesty is the best policy, and a
man who takes out such a policy finds
It dificult to keep up the payments.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

A camping party of young people
chaperoned by Rev. and Mrs. w. H.
Scott, left this city Saturday evening
for Marietta. They will enjoy a weeks
outing in Timmons grove. Those who
spent Sunday at the camp We're Mrs.
Scott Messrs. Walter, Ralph and Ray
Scott Lola and Nvinn Scott, Misses
Blanche McLarnan, Leo Henderson,
yala Andrews and Mabel Bussard,
Messa,s. Charlie Darling and CLAUDE
Dawson. Several ether camps are also
established along the river in that VIC
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Couaty Superintendent Mary Hostel
Ter, County Recorder Ida Evans ana
Miss Olive Zug, arrived home Saturday
evening from a delightful trip OF lit
tie over month, spent in the east. The
ladies went east before the annuai con-
vention of the National Educational
Association at Asbllry Park, N. j., and
were present at the sessions. They
have since visited in New York, Bos-
ton. Philadelphia and Washington, and
enjoyed the numerous 81 trips of, in
terest out from. the different cities.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Alymer Reynolds, who for more than
a year has been day foreman OF the
Centrals round house, went to Oska-
loosa this morning to take a similar
position in the conr,any'.s round house
there. He will succeed Charles >.
Johnson, who has been ordered trans
ferred to this city. 1t is not known
whether Mr. Johnson will take the
position offered him or not. The trans
fer fol. Mr.. Reynolds is in the nature
of a promotion, at an increase in sal
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
Gloon Chasers BY a
Sleepy Hollow Jeste.

tyYLD-Enpec does not seem to be
NV very well acquainted with his
mother tongue.
Mack-I'n bet he is with his mother
I 1n-law.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

When bank goes on bust 1t is the
depositors who lose their balance.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Rev. Edgar Ellysosl, of the Christian
Workers Training School, was in Ne
vada Sunday, where, in the morning,
he prea ched the dedicatory sermon OF
the Friends church. The Friends OF
Nevada purchased the old Cumberland
Presbyterian church, have remodeled
it to good advantage, and now have
very pretty little house of worship.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Representatives of different fraternal
societies of the city will have charge
of the street cars on Wednesday even.
ing, August 2, during, the hours OF the
lawn fete at st. Thomas hospital. A
liberal percentage of the receipts OF the
Soldiers Home line will go toward
the proceeds for the hospital.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Mr.. and Mrs. August. Bramer, of the
Rock Valley neighborhood, who have
been visiting at their old home in
Tronas, Sweden, since last fall, arriv-
ed in the city Sunday morning. Mr..
and Mrs. Bramer had a most delightful
journey, and met many old friends
whom they had not seen since leaving
Sweden, many years ago. They will
remain in the city for a few days with
their daughters, Mrs. j. w. Skinner,
Mrs. M. L. Mundy and Mrs. August
Mold, before returning home
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Mr.. S. G. Bell spent Sunday at Mar
ietta with relatives.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Dressmaking, Miss Bessie Follett,
No. 205 East Main street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Mr.. and Mrs. b. f. Paxson, living
seven miles east of the city, are par
ents Of son, born to them Saturday
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Miss Margaret Lalnpman, living two
and ,one-half miles west of town, en-
tertained a few of her young lady
friends at "a O'clock dinner Friday
evening in honor oil her friend, Miss
Elsie Smith. Those present were
Misses Florence Campbell, Anna An
drews, Jessie Cope, Mabel Campbell,
Nina Pemberton. Clara Andrews, Elsie
Smith and Mrs. George Lampnan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

We are manufacturing laxative
tea that is equal to anything on the
market as a blood purifier, kidney
trouble, headache. Indigestion, sour
stomach, torpid liver ana other spring
ailments. Ask for It, Mcbride & Will
Drug Co
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Buy, sell, borrow loan, exchange and
rent thru the William Andrews Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Mr.. e. b. Howard, of Annes, who has
been looking after business matters
connected with his farm near Bangor,
for several days, spent Saturday in the
city, going in the evening to the camp
of his son, Alva Howard, and Charles
Bearlshear, the latter son of the late
President wv. NJ. Beardshear, of Iowa
State College, who are enjoying an
outing on the Howard land, three miles
southeast of Bangor. The camp Is
pitched on the Iowa river, and the
young men will remain for week or
ten days.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

! It difacult to keep up the payments.
Dyer-what was the cause Of your
Ancle's death?
Duell--I don't remember the doctors
name.
a man may know his place, but it
doesn't prevent his wanting the other
fellows.
Dyer-He works harder and has less
10 show for 1t than any man l know
DuelLWhat's his business7
s. Dyer-Bill collector.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Longnecker and
baby daughter came home this morn
ing from Minneapolis, where Mrs.
Longnecker has been visiting her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs j. E. Smith.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

DIR. Cottle, physician and surgeon.
DR. Bullard, osteopath. IS East Main.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Rev. w. j. Hadley, superintendent OF
pastoral and evangelist work of the
Iowa Yearly Meeting of Friends, was
in Searsboro Sunday, where he occu-
pied the pulpit of the Friends church
both morning and evening. Rev. Err
roll Peckham is pastor of the church,
and invited Rev. Hadley to preach for
him Sunday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Engineer John w. Skinner. of the
Central, who is running pile driver
engine on the eastern division, between
Oskaloosa and Monmouth, arrived in
the city Saturday evening, and Will re-
main for a few days visit with his
family.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31
D. A. Collision, dentist. 10 w. Main.

--. $50
Luella Mendenhall, stenographer, FL
delitY bunk.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1905-07-31

Mrs Thomas Dwyer. of 204 West
Railroad street, was operated upon TINS
morning at st. Thomas hospital, for
the removal of a small tibroid tumor
The patient is doing nicely, and has ev-
ery prospect for an ultimate recovery.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04
6oER TOBACCO is STRONG
"n''e Man Cannot Endure Its Scent
or Taste-Blacks 4 Ike IL

or Taste-Blacks Like II.
After Transvaal tobacco. but 8 lone
way after, comes Boer. The nama 10
N reality nowadays a misnomer saws
oou'n AFRICA, for this tobacco is grown
largely in Natal and Cape Colony. II
Is also cultivated in the Orange River
colony, is sold by the roll and can ha
OBTAINED for about So a pound If n
wnole roll is purchased It is also sold
by the sack.
White men buy these sacks, but thew
NO not smoke the contents themselves.
they use 1t to reward the Kaf1ir serv-
ants for working overtime. or doing
any other meritorious action. The
taste for Transvaal tobacco is an az.
CURED one; it also takes a certain
Ilme before man gets used to the
scent NO white man who has come
from distance has so far lived long
enough to acquire liking for either
the taste or the smell, but it has its
uses In the case Of the natives. and II
is also useful if you have an unde-
slrable visitor who you are anxious TO
get rid of. Offer him a pipe of Boer
tobacco and he will never enter your
home again.
The traders purchase this weed
largely; they also use it upon the
natives in the shape of presents. as
every Kaffir who makes a purchase in
country store always asks for a free
gift and the competition to secure the
native trade is so acute that the re-
quest cannot be refused.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04
GARDENS HERE AND ABROAD.
Fundamental Difference In Their ReIa-
ton to the Family.

There is fundamental difference
between the English and the Ameri-
can garden, writes Prof. l.. HI. Bailey
In the Garden Magazine. The Eng
l1shman's garden is we'll nigh as es-
sent1al as his house: 1t is like an ex-
ira room to the residence 1t is for the
family rather than for the public. 1t
therefore works itself into developing
consciousness Of children, and garden
love becomes as much a part of the
person as books and furniture and
music do. An English teacher recent.
ly inspected the study work at Cornell
university. What surprises me-" she
said, lis that you need to do such
work. The English child loves nature
as If by instinct" The American gar.
den Is likely to be all in front yard.
1t is usually Of the look-at-me kind.
1t is made for the public to see. This
may contribute to public spirit and
civic betterment, but 1t loses in origin
atty and vitality
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04

Nervousness is very common among
women. This condition is due to
snemio nerve centers. The nerve
eenters are the reservoirs of nervous
Vitality. These centers become blood
less S, Tor want of proper nutrition.
inns is especially true in the spring
season. Every spring a host of invalids
weak nerves.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04

This can be easily obviated by using
Peruna. Peruna strikes at the root of
the difficulty by correcting the diges-
ton.
Digestion furnishes nutrition for the
nerve centers. Properly digested food
furnishes these reservoirs of life with
vitality which leads to strong, steady
nerves and thus nourishes life.
Peruna is in great favor among
women, especially those who have voca-
tions that are trying to the nerves.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04
IL All Depends.

us it fact that your home is only
two minutes from the station?" asked
the. city man.
ut varies" replied the suburbanite.
Sometimes it's only two minutes and
sometimes it's over an hour.
Depends on whether you use your
automobile, I suppose"
eyes, or whether it breaks down."
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04
Even Mice Were Scarce.

Brother Bill came home late and
went down to the kitchen to look for
bite. He found the larder empty
Ind started back to his room, when
The front door opened to admit bis
brother jim
Anything good down stairs?" In
quored Jim.
Lucky If you find mousse" said
Bill.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04
Worth the Cost.

The Client-Thank you immensely
for your information. 1t will be of
vast assistance to me- Let me see.
How much is your advice worth?
will pay you now
The Attorney-Madam, honor COM
pels me to say it is not worth cent.
But IL you mean to inquire how much
am going to charge for it, l will
say $50 cash and 500 In two months.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1905-05-04
Animosity In the euburbs

Citiman-How's your friend Back
lotz?
Subbubs (haughtily)-Pardon me,
but you've made mistake.
Citiman-Don't be silly Why, you
were telling me only last week how
you coaxed a servant girl away from
him.
Subbubs-Yes, but he's got her
now.-Philadelphia Press.