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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

The Organ Grinders Union of Phila>
delphia is about to establish a censor.
ship over street music. Perhaps, it
isn't too much to expect the Whist.
lers' Union to act next.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Foxhall Keene is said to want his
marriage tie broken. He has broken
nearly everything else, in the hunting
field and on the polo grounds-records
and bones chiefly, OF course.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Down In Connecticut there is a man
who is using the motor of his automo-
bile this winter to operate a churn
and run a fodder-cutter. There's no
use trying to keep down Yankee in.
genuity.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

1t costs only IS cents to trespass on
William Rockefeller, and the man who
was convicted says it's worth the
money. 1t is more expensive and less
satisfying, however, to tread on John
DIS corns.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Russia's population is said to be in
creasing at the rate of 100000 year.
This indicates that it is easy to raise
oeople almost anywhere.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13
CANNON FOR UNIVERSITY.

To Be Placed on the Campus as a Me.
moral to Student Soldiers.
Washington, Jan. TO- Senator Mel,
son yesterday introduced resolution
giving the University Of Minnesota a
condemned cannon ~ be placed on the
campus as a memorial to the students
who were killed in tao Spanish Ameri.
can war and tho Philippine insurrec,
ton. IA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

A Nashville hotel clerk has received
$4,000 for kind act performed ten
years ago. This should be clipped out
and pasted over the register every
lay.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Do You have trouble in remember.
ing M. Bunau-Varilla' name? "Bu.
reau" is easy, and vanilla" is easy
Just swap the ''r" and the en-" and
here you are.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Now that the supreme court has re-
buked the Missouri river for taking
liberties with the territory of a SOW
ereign state, perhaps it will stop it's
meanness.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

A New York preacher says we
should not condemn the rich for their
disposition Of their money. Nor do
we-when rich man disposes of his
money there is always rejoicing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

The Pinero play which shocked Lon.
don has been produced in New York
with the shocking part left out. New
York has decided to stay away from
The disgusting thing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

San Francisco has had another
earthquake, but she wants the rest of
the world to understand that it was
Just a little rocking, as gentle as a
lullaby.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

The duke and duchess of Manches-
ter are going into the poultry bust
aess. Perhaps Pa Zimmerman was on
the wrong side Of copper.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Even if the moon is cracked, as the
California star-sharps say, lovers will
continue to swear by it. It's the only
moon we have.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

That Berlin magistrate who decided
in court that poker is not game Of
chance had apparently been Up
Against It..
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Plans to "beautify" Washington are
all right, of course, but certain lobby
lists find the place too attractive al
ceady. .-'
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

The automobile climbing contest up
Pixies peak next August will be great
sport. but it will be the biggest fun to
watch the automobiles coming down.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Prof. James Hall OF Northwestern
university is to wed Miss Johnny
Carpenter, the famous golfer. It's to
be hoped that the professor has taken
~ long, serious look at the photograph
of his bride,tc-be "at the top Of her
,sEging =
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

There is considerable difference be-
tween the talk of the mosquito expert
and the talk of the expert mosquito.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

II two men are seen talking togeth-
er for any length of time in Russia
che police send in a riot call.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

The man who uses perfumery has
no moral right to criticize the woman
who smokes cigarettes.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1905-01-13

Il the Chefoo liar ever takes day
OF he puts on thoroughly compe-
tent understudy.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
The Hicks Almanac For 1906.

The Rev. Irl r. Hicks Altman
&C will not be published for 1896.
but his Monthly Journal, WORD
AND Works, has been changed in
to large and costly Magazine,
and it will contain his storm and
weather forecasts and other as
Economical features complete. The
November number, now ready,
contains the forecasts from jan
uary 10 June, 1906. The January
number, ready December 2oth,
will contain the forecasts from
Tuly 20 December, 1906. The
price of this splendid magazine is
ONE DOLLAR A YEAR. See it and
YOU will have. The November
and January NUMBERS containing
the Rev. ri R. Hicks forecasts for
the whole year, and more com
plete than ever, can be had by
sending at once Is cents to Word
and Works Publishing Company,
22o1 Locust street, St. Louis, Mo
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
Everybody Busy

Making costumes for the Mask
Bali which will be held at the
Lyceum opera house tonight. A
large crowd is expected from. the
neighborlng towns and Eagle Riv-
er will no doubt turn out for this
novel affair. The RhinelanGer
Band will be here with new uE-tc-
date music. Dancing is to con-
tinue from 9 p. m till 2 a. NJ. SO if
your looking for a good time
don't fail 70 come and join in the
fun. Plies are being offered FOR
costumes most deserving. Masks
IN sale a, this office aud also at
the hal. Tickets SO cents each.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
Woodmen viii Have No November
Assessment.

The Modern Woo Imam OF Am
erica will skip their November as
sessment which will make three
s.ssments skipped sirce Jan. l.,
10 s, This society now has on
hand in the benefit fund more
than 100000, and it is est
mated that there will be On hand
at the close of the year about
SI,eoo,ooo in this fund with only
nine assessments paid in by mem
bers during 1895.
The local camp, No. go has
not only been greatly increased in
membership, but the camp owns
a fine two story building, and as
nice lodge rooms as any in the
northern Wisconsin and great
activity in being taken by all the
members.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
First Arrest of the Season.

Jacob Pollock Of Manitowcc,
was arrested Thursday by Deputy
Game wardens, working under the
direction OF Game Warden Ober-
hotter. Mr.. Pollock was caught
with a deer before the season op-
ened, and upon pleading guilty
Municipal Judge Alex. Higgins
fined him $50 and costs total of
S73. This is the FIRST arrest this
season but the hunters are being
closely watched by several game
wardens.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
Villas County School TeacBefs' and
Boards Conference.
and

The following article was hand
ed in last week too late for our
issue.
The drst Villas County School
Board and Teachers Meeting was
held in Eagle River on FRIDAY
Oct. 27th, at the Hioh school by
County Supt. Grant Cook.
All the Teachers near TINS Vi
lage and quite number from cut
side responded to the morning
roll call. The time was pleasant
~ passed in visiting the grades of
the Eagle River schools until
noon. Both the visitors and the
visited reported an enjoyable and
profitable time.
The afternoon was given up tc
reports Ct the country and graded
,chools of the county. Many in
teresting features were presented
at this meeting. After a short
recess, Rurai Inspector Wood of
Madison, presented very ably in
a terse talk, the needs of the ,ut :
al schools. Mr.. Wood is an IN
teresting speaker and well under
STANDS his work. His talk will
prove neiciaE to the teachers
and school board members who
were present.
The following school officers
were present. DIR. A. b. Kosen-.
berry, Arbor Vitae; Henry Sim
onds, Woodruff; represented the.
town of Arbor Vitae; Fred H. Rll-
cite of Lac du FIambeau; while
Geo. H. Thompson and NJ. Frank
Il represented Eagle River.
The entire village force of teach
ers were present. Prin. RalE h
Carnes of Arbor Vitae; Miss Mauo
Marsh Of Woodl uff; Prln. F. E.
NJ l,ugh and Miss Dickinson
OF fiaekley; the Misses Enogene
G man, tiazel Avery, Mae IA s.
er, Elsie Mayo, Fife Full er ano
Kay II Gibson from the counts
schools near here We're in ,tenG-
ance.
An Informal reception to all YVES
held in the evening where yer,
pleasant time was enjoyed by al
The teachers left Tor their re-
spectiye home advoc ating another
meeting before the close of the
school year.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10

Mr.. and Mrs James White are
enjoying visit from their neph-
ew Charles R White, of ard Reg,
Y. S. Cavalry, located at Fort
Smelling Mr.. Whites regiment
has been ordered to the Philli-
pines, and will leave fer that place
Dec. ID, and he is enjoying his
first visit with his uncle and aunt,
Il. Neidnes of Milwaukee. has
spent the past week in 4ying the
new tile floor in Mart Hirzel's sa-
loon. This is the first tie floor in
town. and is very attractive and
endurable floor and will make A
great improvement to the inter-
ior Of the saloon II
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
High School Noes.
Maud Patten, Scribe.

The Bo'anv class are taking up
the study Of agriculture.
The program which was pre-
pared for last Fr;dly evening for
the Literary soci u, will be given
Friday afternoon.
The pupils are much interested
in Alice Browns new book, Para
disc, which is being read by Mr..
Fuller. The characters seem to
sprung from real life.
The Freshmen are learning to
use the correct form of Personal
Pronouns.
A few days ago the eighth grade
was given a test in Grammar.
One Of the questions was: DE
cline pers onal pronouns. One of
the boys did not knew What de-
cline means, SO, after consulting
the dictionary and finding decline
means refuse, which made hm
perplexed than ever. he raised his
hand and asked the teacher to ex
plain what decline means. He
was told to go TO the dictionary
and find out, when he said, "Do
y3utwant the II refuse to ans er
III: question?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
University Of Wisconsin, College of
Agriculture.

The students registered IN the
long course in agricultur', Uni
versity Of Wisconsin. number 1873,
an increase Of $ per cent OF
these Wisconsin furnishes Io6, Hi
nois ID, Indiana 2, Iowa /, Cali
fornia I, Georgia I, Mexico 2,
hil'ipine | lands 3. Argentina ?
and Chill I. Am ing the gradu-
ate students we have che from
Copenhagen Denmark and anoth-
err from London. England.
The Dairy school started N ~
ember Ist with an attendance of
l42 the first day, with others sill
coming. This is the largest :eg-
istration we ever had at the be-
ginning Of the term
The short course in Agriculture
designed to give practical instiuc-
ton to the young farmers of the
state, starts December 2ld. r.
creased facilities enable us to
make this course more interesting
and instructive than ever. Ap
plications are coming in daily.
Any enc desitlng to attend shou d
make application at once.
D. III. OTIS,
University Of Wisconsin.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10

The new school house will be
opened next Monday. 1t VIII be
Fquite treat for our school child
ren TO get in a nice school room.
l.. M. Sagendorf I'd family re-
turned from Grand Rapids. Mich.
Wednesday where they speat a
few weeks vacation.
nd Brazell was IN town a few
day, this week finishing the wiz
ing of the new school house.
Mrs. John Bowers has arrived
from Anawa to make her home at
this place.
Mrs. Miedel and son of Anawa,
are the guests of her sister, MIS-.
John Bowers.
The Modern Brotherhood lodge
will give grand prize mask ball
Saturday November Nov. II, ev-
erybody is invited.
Mrs. VIM. Williams has return
d from Grand Rapids, Mich.
where she was visiting friends.
Chas. Lewis spent few hours
in town Wednesday. We are
Glad "a note tha, Charlie is al
most recovered from his recent
attack of Typhoid fever.
Alex Higgii s Of Eagle River
was business visitor here Wsd-
nesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Bouck are
the proud and happy parents oil
son which arrived at their h mt
Monday evening.
Harry Frank came over from
Lac Vieux Dessert Monday to at
end meeting Of the Town board.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
Church Notes.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.

VA
There will be regular services at
the church next Sunday morning
and evening. All are invited 70
attend. Good music at beth ser
vices.
The Ladies Aid Soclty Will
meet with Mrs. w r. Dixon on
Tuesday afternoon as usual, al
the ladies are invited to come ana
sew.
The Bible Study class started
out very nicely last "Wednesday
evening. Pastor Dixon furnishes
the syllabi for the class to study
On for the next meeting. 'Exo-
dus" will be the subject next Wed
oesday, all are invited to attend
All interested in the trouble IN
Russia and the prosecutions OF
the Jews. come to the service Su' :
day night as the address will De
alono that line, you are all cordl-
ally invited. :.
Mrs. J. Fl. Dixon OF b 81 ..
state Visitor for the ". W. r - :
~ !. ,s;+;no her son, Rev. w. r.
Dixon and will speak 10 the la
dies Sunday morning at 1880
o'clock.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1905-11-10
Personal and Local,
o c;oars by all dealers.

81 For SaIe-d 50 ~ :
ter. &c. at this office: u
urs. David Seward returned
from RhineIander Monday
Mrs. Frank Singler was down
] f.om Watersmeet Tues day.
o.bkosh Veneer and building
brick for sale by Mart Hirzel.
Lea St. Louis and family will
move to Amigo to make their
. future home
Hanford DonelIy of Milwaukee
.,;stpd with old friends ia our
town Tuesday
r F Colman transacted bust
mass at Grand Rapids, Mich, the
first of the week.
Mrs. Noel ST. Louis departed
st Saturday for Wausau to visit
with her parents.
Olo Rosen was over from Rhine
Under Monday on business for
the Blue Grass Land Co.
Mrs. Harry Frank was down
from Lac Vieux Desert the first OF
the week visiting relatives.
Notice-This office will . be
closed from Saturday till Tuesday
the devil has gone hunting.
Eff. Hayward stopped off here
the last of the week on his way
to his homes, at Rummels.
Remember the Mask Ball at
the Lyceum opera house tonight
Big tlme-b 6 croWd-good mus-
Ic.
Dan Turk went down to his
home at Three Lakes Wednesday
fOr a few days visit with his fam
lily.
Harry Frank of Lac Vieux les
selt, shipped two live deer, Wed
Iesday to VIM. H. S ,hulenterg OF
Milwaukee
Mrs. Chas. Halpop and 9augh-
terrctuned home Tuesday from
Ilgerton where they visited r.la
tVeS.
George Steinmetz returned
home Wednesday from an extend
ed visit at Milwaukee and Poyf
Washington and other places,
Mrs. Robt. Felt returned home
Wednesday from al extended
visit with friends and relatives at
Milwaukee,
Kew. Geo. NJ. Babcock was over
from Rninelander Thursday and
held Episcopal services in the eve
ling.
County School Superintendent
Grant Cook, departed Monday on
sW:eks visit among the schools
across the county.
Or. i. c Loope of Eureka,
passed through here Thursday for
Twin Lake on a hunting trip, he
"aS accompanied by several Of
his friend.
;, Mr. and Mrs, Robt. Moon and
r al, george Moon, were up from
T"caso the first of the week on
oSal business connected with the
Heorge Moon estate
40 morrow the open season for
OesIns' and nearly all the
,a '" III town are out or are going
~, pa' TO the brush after their win
ES'S supply Of meat.
viii nne 'hiIdren's dancing class
S bI', beginning with to-day, be
every Friday afternoon from
s ~ 0 o'clock instead OF SATURDAY.
'tternoon. oa'
ny VII account of my removal from
fo. present location, | will sell
ms 10" to the 18TH, I Will sell
s.., entire stock OF Millinery
s ss'os' at half price. Cal early
@alle the stool.
The statesman., 1905-01-13
"Summum Bonum."

"shield US. o Power supernaig' Thus ws
The mighty forces :, it's hand o'erwhelm.
And puny strength OF mortal may not
stay,
momest or an ell. the rushing tide
That can efrses nope, srort-llke itfslf.
We need all strength there is from life
to gain:
We need each hour to view the tOpmos,
OF our endeavor-to know that falterers
Oftener fall than they whose every
strength
Is iavishly outpoured.
Us. dsuntless, yield ourselves to contests
that
Arouse the sleeping energy locked in
The inmost soul. but which we only find
As we encounter threatening forms-faD-
RuIn-whIch we may turn to victories.
To SEQ, to feel. that chletsst blessings
flow
From supreme effort; that in our re-
solves,
And in resolves again. there lies con-
The prize most valuable OF mans desire
This Is the wisdom that surpasses all;
But only In the road which virtues acts
Do pave shall good endure,
In that wide realm where lie the acts
Each gift oi nature or of circumstance
Means more for him TO do who so .e-
Think. not there Is a bounty that shall
From labor and tho souls commands,
except
At sacrifice Of that which noblest is.
The statesman., 1905-01-13
a Shifted PREFERENCE.

don't care foh desc early birds sing
in in de trees;
don't care foh no mockin' bird a-swing-
in at Its ease;
/ used to banker for 'em, but de music
dey has made
In de shade.
know dat l was sighin' foh de roses
an de June,
But didn't name July an Angus when
sung dat tune;
likes de bees an butterflies an all
dat kin o. stuff
But goodness, gracious honey. knows
when rs had enough!
doesn't want no whip-poor-will a sing
in at a star;
tells you. mistuh song bird, yous a
pest-dats whot you are
But lis waitin' an Is longin' for
feathered friend or two,
rs wishin for a snoa bird. II it's all de
game to you.
Washington Star.
The statesman., 1905-01-13
EplToRlAlETTEs.

1t is strange how hot the admonition
to keep cool makes the average clti,
zen on hot day.
II is the duty of every farmer to
feed his turkeys well. for they viii
come In handy after a while.
The age waits, and with vast i'm.
patience, for the crowning blessing
that Of jawless mother-in-law.
The energy wasted in useless kick.
Ing would operate all our large fac.
tories and still leave little to spare,
We insist upon 1t that the weather
man give us more breezes. The peo
pie should band together and demand
them.
All brides should be prohibited by
law from baking biscuits until at
least one year after the marriage
ceremony.
The statesman., 1905-01-13
PAPER NAPkINs IN THOUSANDS
Made In This Country in Great Mum.
hers and Of Fine Appearance.

"Suc WI Inns SOuntfy III dFcdt Nufn-
hers and of Fine Appearance.
Up TO within ten years all of the
many millions of paper napkins an
nGally consumed in the United States
were imported from Japan or China,
but now a large proportion of them
are made here. This proportion is
constantly increasing, and now Amer.
ican paper napkins are exported to
Europe.
Some Of The napkins produced in
this country are printed with designs
Japanese in character, but the great
bulk are original In every way. They
include napkins printed with various
flowers. which are reproduced with
fidelity to nature, both in drawing
and in color. and which are also in
many cases arranged with most ar
tistic effect upon the paper.
And then there are napkins with re.
productions in color OF playing cards,
and others with the flags of various
nations. And then there are napkins
upon which are printed yacht flags.
and napkins printed with music, and
napkins with other designs.
There are still other napkins that
are plain white, without ornamental.
tion; and then there ars napkins
printed with some simple design in
one or two colors, and there als nap
kins with pattern embossed, and
napkins with a border printed with a
pattern In gold or in silver; and gold
and silver are used also on some Of
the napkins printed in colors to en-
hanee the decorative effect
These napkins are, in short, pro-
duced in scores Of styles, many OF
which are artistic. In fact. to any
body who had never seen one, ths
sample book OF an American manu-.
faoturer OF paper napkins would be a
surprise.
Some American napkins are sold
for less than any imported, while
some Of the finest cost more. There
is. for example. an American napkin
of tissue paper and printed with two
colors that is sold at wholesale for AZ
little as 80 cents a thousand. This
napkin is printed from continuous
rolls of paper on presses similar In
operation to the fast presses on which
American newspapers are printed
New York Sun.
The statesman., 1905-01-13

Perhaps the hardest lot is that OF one
Who stands relieved Of homeliest wants.
and so
Escapes the discipline OF wearlness,
OF efforts that appear without requite,
But who must seek, Of his own will. re-
suits
That honor him as man.
Success Of December, 1901
The statesman., 1905-01-13

Wanted Information OF long losi
brother who left Springfield, H., in
1881, coming to Denver with hotel
man, Leaving his only sister, Miss
LonisaE Ross.
Any information of his whereabouts
will be thankfully received with re-
ward. Address all information to
this office, or Mrs. Louisa Ross Dun
uigsn, 1912 short Larimer ST.. Denver.
The statesman., 1905-01-13
DEPART M MENTS

Normal, Normal Preparatory, Agricultural Indus
trial, Business, Music and Military Science.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-03-27
FIREBUGS SAID TO
BE AT WORK AGAIN
Blaze of Alleged Incendary Origin
Damages North Main Street
Building

Another fire of alleged incendiary
origin, which the police have been
asked to investigate, occurred last night
at 1880 o'clock at 1456 North Main
street. The prompt response of the
fire department to an alarm turned in
from box 1872 prevented the loss from
amounting to more than $500, but the
blaze caused considerable excitement
among the occupants of the building,
who threw themselves and their be-
longings out of every window when
they heard that the place was on fire.
The building, which firebugs are sup
posed to be after. is a three-story
frame. and is occupied on the ground
floor by a barber shop and a grocery
store belonging to George Gatreno. The
two upper floors are used as a rooming
house and are conducted by Mrs. N.
Biziano.
The fire broke out in the barber
shop, and when the department inves-
tigated they could find no cause for the
blaze. The roomers on the upper
floors were badly scared, but aside
from the damage to furniture by
throwing it to the ground there was no
loss. The building is owned by ]. r.
Olens, whose loss is about $3.50, covered
by insurance
Los Angeles herald., 1905-03-27
IMMIGRA ION FIGURES
WILL BREAK RECORDS
Aliens Arriving During Winter and
Spring in Unprecedented
Numbers
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
NEW YORK, March 26.-With total
for the last week of $4,000 aliens and
with the prospects of at least 2S,O0O
more to come in on the steamships ar
irving this week, it is probable that all
immigration figures will be broken be-
fore the spring is ended. From all
parts of Europe aliens are booked to
arrive and the resources of the station
at Ellis Island will be taxed to the
utmost.
Robert Watchorn, commissioner of
immigration at Ellis Island, after a
conference with e. p. Sargent, COM
missioner general of immigration, an
nounced that at the next session of
congress Mr.. Sargent will ask for an
appropriation for the establishment on
Ellis Island of a display of the various
states resources.