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The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
NAUTICAL KNOWLEDGE.
The Acquisition of Which Would Assuredly Fit One for an
 Exciting Cruise.

Having been saiiing one afternoon with a friend, you notice how simple It Is to manage boat, you buy one-whet ther II IS a center board or d tin-keel boat YOU don know and It doesn't make any dif ference long as you like the color says the Chicago Daily News.
 Ask hali dozen friends to act as crew Great care should be exercised m choosing only men who know nothing about sal ing, otherwlse they might make sugces- tons as to the management of the boat ar better h t tor you to train the men after your own ideas of sailIng-and you stand much better chance of getting d picture of yourself and your boat into the papers.
 After sailing around the harbor a few times without damaging any of the other beats, you Wlll be m posIt lon to invite your gul frcnGs to go sailing II experl- enoed yachtsmen tell you that your boat wii with safety carry ten invite twenty trends. Ii you bring them all back you wlll establish 6 precedent
 Never postpone sailing party because Of an approaching storm. This would look cowardly, and by all means establish a reputation for daring even If you have 10 tisk the lSes of all your friends
 Always carry full cany as-hefore souail and during IL Once outside the harbor tle your main sheet down-ln hard knots ii possible. Thus will make the trip more exciting.
 By carefully following the above rules Nou will gIve the newspaper reporters q chance to write columns on Yachting as the Most Dangerous of Sports" and will alse help the life saving crew to earn tneir salaries.
 rpnv,
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

western exchange is of the opinion that when man won't give his wife any money nor pay the preacher nor contribute a cent 10 build up his town or country some people call him a hog but that is slander-slander against the hog. The hog does pay. declares our wellinformed contempor- ary. He pays the doctor, the preacher. the storekeeper. builds new house for the wife, buys organs, pianos, bug gies and sends the children away to school Don't ever compare a mean. stingy man 10 a hog again.
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
Hints to Eouseworkers.

Nothing IS more important to the hard working housekeeper than to keep her liver properly working; otherwise, that pale, sallow look, and tired feeling. Will make her look and feel as suck as a dog. Nothing will keep you up to the mark without injurious stimulation. so well as Dr. Caldwells tlaxatiye) Syrup Pepsin. It IS pure liver tonic-a cure for Const- patton, Billousness, and Indigestion Sold by all drugglsts at 5Oc and Sl.0O Money back If 1t fails.
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

The Maintenance of Way forces af the Ere are now engaged in laying $50 miles of 9opound steel rails on the man track 4 larger mileage has never been laid ID any one year before The Erie has d. ways been noted for its good track, and the management finds that 1t IS necessary 10 use . heavier rail on account of the weight of the several hundred new engines that have been purchased in the last two years Much of the rail being removed has only been in track four or five years and will be used on branch lines.
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
Deviled Eeos

Boil eggs hard and let cool. Cut in halves take out yolks and add to them salt, sugar. red pepper mustard and vinegar to taste. Return to the whites and serve very celd or else well heat ed by placing in hot oven.
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
His Idea of r..

What IS the vcrmiform appendix2" asked the teacher of the class m anatomy and physiology.
 Its little eurlicue on the inside of you, responded Niliie. that's all right until you find out you've got It, and then you have to get the doctors to take it out. Chicago Tribune.
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
The Cause

Mrs. Blox-Miss Black says she al- ways uses lemon juice on her face; it's good for the complexion.
 Miss knox-l wondered what gave her that sour look-Detroit Free Press.
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
Conversational Need.

Money talks" sadi the impudent erafter.
 Yes" answered the member of the grand jury, but fl IS about time there was some sort of grammar to hold 1t down to proper discourse Washington
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
Not Fnll-Chested

Only four per cent. Of the men in he British army have chest measure ment over 40 inches. and 2o per cen. between 3S and 40 inches
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

When once aroused the public conscience sighs and sobs and sheds blood with great terver. It then closes lts eyes and gently sluHbers once more
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

If ttwere only eonscience that made COW. aI,is of us all there would be no lack oi bravery tn the worId.-Puck
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

All up-to-date housekeepers use Red Gross Ball Blue. II makes clothes clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

' GU may know that thine IS thorough lY artistic when you cannot tell for the Lie of you why tt Is artistlc.-Chicago Tribune
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump ton has an equal for coughs and colds -J [. Boyer, Trinity Springs Ind. Feb. b, 300
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
:" The Simple Life"
Proper Food is Really the First
 Step in Right Living.

One of the evils of our copnlex ma, ern way of living, is our unnatural and unhealthy foods.
 To have really good health and {. good stomach it is necessary r. e,, simple nourishing food. EGG-O-srr is the ideal food, and reaches ,ha proper requirements in this directSOn more nearly than any other cereal now on the market
 To make EGG-O-SEE the kernels ot the choicest California white wheat are first cleansed by brushes, then tho,. oughly steam cooked, then faked and crisped to maple tint and delicatelv favored with natural fruit juice and pure grain sugar.
 In these delicious fakes, lies the mighty strengthening power of the whole wheat grain that evenly nour ishes every part of the body, and gives physical and mental energy that means splendid health and successful en. deavor
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18

Some men are poor because they are honest. and some are honest because they are rich and can afford to be.-Chieago Daily News
The Forrest City times., 1905-08-18
QUALITY IS OUR Morro,
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BEST BECAUSE Sfs % NAhA OVAL TO . and Cigars Are Leaders of ihe World CO.,
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30
Of Locally
 Interest.
THE WEATHER

Local Daily Weather Report for The
 Arizona Republican.
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30

Forecast for tOday-Fair.
 Data for 24 hours ending S D. m. yes teTday:
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30
NO?

WELL-If you don't go to church, the evening of Febru- ary 1st will be a good time to start that beneficial habit by going to hear
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30
Dr.. Francis E. Smiley

who will begin series of meetings in the Presbyterian church of this city on the eve nina of FEBRUARY 1st.
 HE is PREACHER of EX- OPTIONAL ABILITY. HE is an INTERESTING TALKER and is said by those who have heard him, to possess the pow CT to interest both the cultured and the iIIiterate.
 The strength of a speaker lies in his sincerity, earnest ness, logic, and eIoquence. pr. Smiley is said to possess these qualities to an exceptional deg rec.
 EVERYONE in Phoenix who can should go to HEAR HIM.
 pr. Smiley is accompanied by the singing evangelist, Prof. Hanson, who is a musical dir ector of ability.
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30
FEBRUARY MEETINGS How the WOman's Club Will Busy It.
 self Next Month.
Program 1904-19O5. FEBRUARY MEETINGS.

Program 190i-19OJ.
 FEBRUARY MEETINGS. Club Room. First Baptist Church
 FEBRUARY :.
 Traveling Library Day:
 Mrs. F. L. Shaw. chairman. Vocal Solo, Sweetheart, by Neid- finger. Mrs. F. H. Richards Reports. s.............. Mrs. F. L. Shaw Address -.... ...-.. ....-. ...-.... Mrs. Mary C. Bradford, cx-Presldent of the Colorado Federation of
 WOmen's Clubs. MusiC.... .... .... .... ..-. -..--. Book Shower of Boys Books. to be do~ mated to the Industrial School
 at Benson. Hostess. ss..............M Mrs J C. Hurley
 FEBRUARY II.
 Arizona Day.
 Department of History:
 Mrs. J. II. McCIintock. chairman Song: The Days of Forty-nine. tune of AuId Lang Syne, by Mrs. Lloyd IT. Richards and members of the history department. Piano SOIo-God Hurricane.... ................NI Mrs. Shirley Christy Greeting from Mrs. McClatchie. read by Mrs. B. V. Cushman. Interpretation of a Pima History Stick. Miss F. W. Kandrlck Pima Legend of Deluge. ........ Hal Antonio, a Pima Indian Poem, My Arizona Bedroom. ................N Mrs. l.. II. Richard Archaeology Alive. .... .... ...... .......... Miss Aletheia Hamilton Indian MeIodies-Some Forgotten Romance and Tragedy. .................M Miss SharlOt M. Hall Some Arizona Relics. cs................ ...............M Mrs. Dwight B. Heard The Passing of the Cliff Dwellers- An Apache Legend. Mrs. F. l.. Shaw Cowboy Song-Words by Will C. Barnes. s............A Mrs. Ancil Martin Hostess. .-.............. Mrs. F. II. Cooper
 FEBRUARY 21. Department of Art: Miss Elizabeth W. Kendrick. chairman. MUsic-Piano Solo,. Mrs. Grimstead The Life of Whittier. er................ ...............AI Mrs. G.. r. MerryInan The Work of Whittier. er.............. ..............N Mrs. Dwight E. Heard Music-VocaI Solo...... ...... .... ,...........M Mrs. Irving II. Andrews Hostess. ....... Mrs. J. w. Mccormack
 FEBRUARY 28 Department of Music:
 Mrs. s. F. Craveus. chairman The program postponed from Jauu- ary 24.
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30

Eye defects have numerous symp- toms. some of which may be easily rec ognized. This "aH mixed up" condition is one of the most common. You read for a short time, when a blurring comes and the print all mixes up, you wink and blink. or close your eyes for mo- ment to get good vision again.
 The next time this blur comes to you, just close your eyes and think about us.
 We it glasses to remove that mixed up'' condition. to relieve defective and overworked eyes. That's the only help for them.
 See through our glasses and see right.
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30
PHENOMENAL CHAMPAGNE
 RECOPR

The importations in 1904 of c. II. Mumm's Champagne aggregate 131.- 33O cases, the largest on record. The magnificent quality, purity and natural dryuess of c. II. Mumm's Extra Dry is responsible for this showing. I'm mense reserves of the superb 1898, 1899 and 1900 vintages guarantee main tenance of quality.
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30

Maximum temperature, g; mini mum temperature, 43 Average relative humidity, 51 per cent. Total precipitatiOn-O. Forecast for today-Fair.
 L. N. JESUNOFSKY,
 Section Director.
Arizona republican., 1905-01-30

DOwd's is the little drug store with the little prices. Washington street next Ford hotel
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19
The difference.

Uncle Jared and Uncle Benjam.
made sorry pair. True there wa.
blood Oh Urc.c Beajamin's foreLea,l
aad he looked white a,sl faint Bai
Uncle Jared vino tried 70 support him
walked with very pronounced imp
dlsI..ge Daiy me coat tail where two
should hare been and was rumpled and
De1-ags.ei generally in a way 10 sug
gest tipat.On in a riot
Wits happened 70 you twoT" ask
ID t5.HaaaH
Tit pcssy colt Of Benjamin's ruu
away I'D t..rgwe1 hin just as came
along, si'ncIe Jared answered. I'm
giving blu 2 lift along toward home.
Look as though you needed one
yourself" pronounced the lnquisitOr.
What's been hapgenin' to youE"
"Whof Ne: Why. nothln' TO speak
Of-just beea 70 town 10 SEE the big
procession Got more Or less hustled
round and tromped Oh. but He
stooped painfully to adjust a shoe
which bad been ripped open 80 that
naf Cf the uppe' Mapped az he walked.
Don't see much difference betwixf
ye. judgiu by the display o wrecks gs !"
the nelghbor persisted.
'TAerGs considerable difference ]
take IL" Uncle Jared answered. Wit
conclusive dignity "Benjamin's aief
with Q accident. but I've been pleasur
In'"-Yonth's Companion.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19
In. TaIIor,. ArEnment

In "Thrums" lived q merchant tailor
WHO ordered from friend, a boos
agent q complete get 81 an encycl0
pedla which vas being published .u
monthly parts. All weat well til til
delivery Of the last volume, which
proved to Be about o3e half larger
than any Of tie others. De4very wa
refused on tie ground that the 70.
ume was not according % sample anG
broke the uniformity Of the set. Sir
Comrie Thompson was then acting
sheriff substitute for Forfarshire, and
the resulting case came before him
The plaintiff stated BIS case. and III.
Thompson then advised tie defendant
to take delivery, adding
"Now, Mr. -. don't be foolish. II
the book Is larger. they don't propose
to charge you anything extra, and you
ought to consider you are having 6
bargain"
well" pleaded the defendant. I'm
a tailor, and II your lordsbip were TO
order coat from me. and quoted a
price and afterward delivered the coat
a half size bigger than you wanted 1t
you would, have no doubt. refuse &c.
livery. And / might then say: Don't
be foolish, sheriff. The coat, it's true,
Is much larger than you want, but the
cloth is the same, and won't make
any extra charge. You ought to con.
slider you are having a bargain"
This rather tickled the court, which
expressed Its appreciation Of the point
somewhat noisily. Verdict for tie
plaintiff. With costs.-London Tit-Bits
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19
Two Passengers.

A negro hack driver Ia Washington
was driving gong the street when he
encountered funeral A long line Of
coaches was behind the hearse, which
was moT.ng along at lively rate. The
negro was superstitious and did not
want to cross between the carriages IL
the funeral procession. He tried u
drive around in front Of the bearse. but
could not make sufficient speed. After
driving alongside the hearse for two
blocks the negro called out to the drly
er: Say, boss. hold up an let me &C
past. Ny passenger is in a hurry and
yours isn't"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19
ohio In Japan.

Cincinnati IS IN Ohio, and Ohio Is
also a japanese word meaning good
morning" said a native Of Tokyo.
when you 90 out On the street in a
japanese village the people you meet
will all say y you Ohio They do
not wait FOR an Introduction. 1t Is con
sldered courteous to greet strangers
thus
An American whose home was in
Kentucky. but who did business in
Cincinnati. was travelling In Japan and
was considerably perplexed that ey-
cry one who met him on the street
should accost him with the word
Ohio lie was Of an old Kentucky
family and, like most Kentuckians.
was proud Of the state Of his nativity.
Tie second day in Japan, when he was
met with the same greeting. he turned
to his interpreter and said:
What IN the name Of all that is
mysterious makes these japanese think
that came from Ohio? Even if
did come from that state / would not
want to have # thrown NJ to me con
tiuuaily.'
Before the guide had chance to
reply a young man passed and again
saIuted the American with an Ohio
''Ihe Kentuckian turned on the Jap
anese young man and said:
See here, sir, You have made a
slight mistake. / am not from Ohio.
live across the river. am a Ken
tuckian, and my home is in Coving-
Ton louisville Herald.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19

! rs-a- z1L.y Intelligent e.rl-11T
working tew years ago q z neH
bridge II Ceylon had 2 young one =
which sic vas devoted Il died. arc
SIZE 5ez1 ans I-cOnsoiable.
Formerly The gertlest Of creature
she grew i-ritzbIe and even dangerous
one 1.o--l1g gtl. LToEe tle Cd II
which co1s1ad her and escaped int
the forest
One 1.-tt about ten days after her
escape tie Office who had been Il
charge II her weLt out 70 lie in wait
f0- bars at q pond IL 4 Jungle a.
soule distance
- - md bis native attendant wars
rctl-asa- -srly in the morning the IA
tire s5.r-.Iy Judged hin and they
saw n ~ dim gray light an elephant
with h. calf making their way towsr'
ti.- caa,, Trey both sprang be,..l.i
trees. ~.lI wien the elephants ia
passe1 tire I.atire insisted that the oil.
g one US thei- old fred the lncnn
solabl- Uio.Ae~.
when tller reachel b. camp tie.
found that ttle tTus NJ ha.i returned IN.
had gone from on@ person 70 anpth.s-
touching each with her trunk. IS II y
hiJit.a2 her adopted child. vhic.. 81.
aad evidently begged borrowed -
,tolen IN her absence.
Her good temper and usual dociiity
eturned ~ once. and her owner
blessed the good fortune which Lad
snabled her to procure . baby ele
Ehant
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19

-zts-s and j. s--e l--s- -@T- - -
Ce1.--.z ezt.e- z-. 80 5.l1lz s1-
-zzL.lz u s--tz1z s1--
Considering t1zt r1srs s-z as,.t =
llClDg poz11s 4 stL11so- s-.- L---ez@-
resting Epc1 eTe-y are u lz11 end
thzt Z e poss.5.s - Obtain E1-.1.-=-
r.-zutitles u Ll.-3zez from liz z.- tof
TIE Css O. fz--1 c-ops al Q, z Tery
sr1zli est t1s t1eT.tz5.s c51c.1 s.o1 =
tEzi IL ar = Ire store tso1 which
we must draT u MAINTAIN t1s -osi
pr11.zb.e crap yie.t-
I, + of-ea stated tsa- .@g-r1ioo1s
plants. such as c.1Tes. have p5~sr q
obtain free nitrogen froz. tLe 1.- T-t~
IL not sr.et.y tue Red c.1T-r 10.
example. Lzs l5 power II .tseI = -e.
nitrogen fzo- TIE air. Il 4. r-..e. how
erer. that tae l-.cr.scsc.C o-e---sl--s
wh.cA commonly live = tG5eFc.es upoa
tie rats " tie c.1~ec plant d. have
t1e p1wer u take FREE nitrogen from
tie a.- AMI csuse ii 70 mite with otle-
elements ~ form compounds suitable
for plant Tod. Tie clDver plant then
draws upon THIS combined nitrogen II
ire root tube-c.es and makes use Of i
IL its own growth both II tie tops ana
Ia tie roo-s d me p.zat
The nitrogen gathering bactsri4
I've Ia tg5e-c.as upol TIE r0ots q "a
r.o-s lequn.1o1s plants, s1cb a rel
clover. zl.te cioTer. alfalfa sweet CD
rer. cowpea- s3T beans. vetca. fed
pezs. garden Ieas. fed and garden
hans. etc. These tBDe-cles vary II
s.zz from Z p-llezd u z pea being
vsry lsrge upon cowpe2s ana sog
besaz The t1Dercles ere Il co1rse
easily seen with the ere. Tie bacte-1
themselves nay x sen b. means u
the most p1Terfgl microscope. Sererai
million Dzcter.a Day lahab!t single
t1beEcle. L Las BEEN demonstrate
TIA, there ere different Epecies u bac.
ter.s for different species q plants.
Tie cCt shows Z cowpea rot With
t15ercles 1Do1 i, u which TIE natural
size % abcur ss large g the SGD u
or1,14ry. garden peas. T. is doubtful u
- - i&1-t-e-sG+ ~ = - We ~ ~ mr.
With c1wpeas % iuoc-late the sol
some fen t15aTc.es almost Invariably
de9e.op 81 c9zpea roots he Grst yea:
t1ay are seeded. even when they have
never beeo grown betore. and II seete4
tie secoad year o. tie saue land the
pants arc usually a5la1autly fur
listed with rot tl5ercies
Just why ths co=pas bacteria de~@.
~ 20 rapidly even without s1ecizl iu
ocu.at31 ls zs- definitely Known Il
seems likely ta-- he bacteria are
brought WITH tie seed IS . a.-ttor =
fact. tie CO.. harvest g.
dirty. Tie CROP Is grown D. -@'..
plowed la1d and f. s9naura@ cI.t.
waited Cowpeas arc commonly D..
vested with Uowi1c usr..or e1
then raked CT o. io9se g-ocl1 SIZE
they are thrasle1 more or ias el.tr
mains with the sec1 fa----e
the see1 coats are lat i.s-olua,.
cracked. thgz PROVIDING az eze.Ienl
place for the Judgment o. particles 0;
soil.--Dr Cyril q. Hopkins, illinois
Experiment Station.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19

vLiCa VIII y E-ve--=i Eitl impressive
ce-e-19-5=s o. NJ = Tbs satire
& zf- . - intel SITES fr01
Ec-r=t3- VIII q Germany OF
tl@ eL-5-1le--=-< . IL gift s3--e Dis
c-ss5o1 sr0Sc q u tie r-3r-.@-y D
Accepting Z statue o u3az--h toE
erection Il tie capital o. Z republic
IT, decision vas 4 faT5- II rse@-v-1g
the s-atls and 1sEa57i=Igzlg By aD
p-5---z-e ce-e-- 1-1-s IL friendly spirit
q TIE Gegla1a ruler II presenting T.
Tli- -zarI- < Z replica y 0-.e u-de
aba-r - years ag3 By Professor Up
h-es. eedilz German sculptor. 7
uoE stal s O. lie Arcane o. Victories.
Il P9--1 m AM i d narble- The
statue p--~e--- = Aue-ic = o
bronze and Of heroic size. being sevet,
FEET in height L was brought 70 this
country recssltiy
On the OCCASION Of the ur-e.iing tie
army and navy viii e well represent
81 an many o1ce-s Of German de
scent vii X sese--
Frede-tct IT. 81 Prussia. who became
EnoTg Is FTe-ie-ick the Great, was
bon II I-1Z and rs reign lasted from
17=J unit. his death il 1Ts6. During
this long -eigl the extent OF the king
don q russia increased By more than
296'T s-re miles. while the popula-
tio1 ilee4- 80 from 224O.0C'1 70 500
90. Ia.Gs--y and the arts Of peace
501r.s e. tle condition % the people
Tas Improved. aEi Frederick. Eho was
h.us-F prolific wrt-e-. gave the Ell
corr - en- U as patron = % az
t19-S. sh1. - musicians and workers
n the L. -.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19
SHALLOW LIVES.
A Point Re- emily Discussed Amor
suceessfzi T-xzs Bee Keepers

At tie rea-t contention 81 be- keep
- IL Tex 2. NJ Sel3l.. Il recon-
-.eld.lg L shallow Live. said: That
he s.-al.o- l.ve T. -dra-tz- e0us 4
-a-y wa r 3se "a. e-r-r.e-ce IL e
fouad GU ctle-- w4o hare tr.eJ
hem fou1l Item LOT 80. perhaps for
Tie reason hat tLoy I'D not U.s. tie :
lightly. We Know Of cases vhe.e lis
was 90.
Most u tie bee keepe-s are us.- :
.ha.l97 s1rers for co15 holey. And
many are rising them exclusively IA
ATTRACTED Lo-ey TO, For t.ering ~
.nd fo- many other r-aso1s d shaI
w sure Is better Formulation o.
1s-te- r-a-rL- an h r-sezI Il them. f5r
Jae e9yI rezsol-suc.l foundation lrs1
e used for fancy c9a5 honey.
Then when 2 shGil0wer s1pe. Il plt
o. tie Ices are n0t placed % far from
the brood rest and that causes then
70 b,-,sa work IL he SUPER eariie-
Tie. amount Of roon can &
gaug.-I letter with tie shallow suCeT
according 20 tie honey flow. Bees VI.
Gil shallow sgrer al times when theF
would not 5egin n 4 deep one.
The rnaaiPuIati3as u the brori
nest In tie early spring al swsrmi1y
during tie honey flow. and, il fact, 81
ell times Of tie year. are much nore
advantageous Over the deeper franz
hives and therefore allow Of more h
Ing accomplished with less labor. This
Is a factor That should u considered
vel By every bee kee-e-"
Mr. LANG remarked: The ob.ectiy-
that IS most often raised against to
standard Langstroth live IS that the
depth Of the frames Is 80 great that i
,or6ids the use Of Thin foundation. and
also that il Is difficult 70 get al the
combs well sealed that we wish 70 cut
and use in our bulk comb product
with these faults notice that sons
u our bee men have looked to a shat
lower hive with which 70 secure al.
well sealed. white combs Of honey
built On this foundation. Notably our
worthy secretary. Mr. Scholl. has such
e hive IN extensive use and reports that
It is indeed an IDEAL hive for the pro
ductlon Of bulk comb. as well as fog
section honey"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19

SIR. Popinjay How did you Ike my
acting at our dramatic entertainment
Lady crlticaI-WelI. don't think yOn
made the most Of your opportunities.
Mr.. PopinJay-You don't think 50. chi
Lady Critical-No YDu had several
opportunities to get of the stage much
sooner than you did.--London Opinion
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1905-05-19
Pedfcuring a.. ,.Irpnnnt.

The tools for trimming elephants feet
IRE a carpenters drawEnife and a rasp
Cor the sOies and a hOrssshOer's knife
end sandpaper Tor the toe nails. The
operator places a beer keg Or a strong
box behind one huge hind foot, lightly
prols the thick ankle with his elephant
hook and commands the beast 10 Hold
up" Up comes the mighty foot. slowly
and heavily, but o.jedi-ntly as tie vel
yety paw Of kitten. The foot Is rest
Ell on tie box Or the Eeg. where it re-
mains while the expert works on II
much as a horseshOer pares the hl-f Of
a horse. Great sliyers Of the horny
sole are sliced OF uatn it Is cut nearly
to proper thickness. when tie rasp Il
used 10 smooth or Similarly the toe
nails are treated with tic knife and the
sandpaper. while tn. BIZ patient stands
with swinging trunk and an occasional
wag Of an ear, too full Of satisfaction
for utterance. Wh"n the turn Of the
forefoot comes. the great beast is made
to lie down on lts side and the hOofs
are propped up and L eated.-McClure's-