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The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
ONE FOR THE MARINES
: Richmond (Ind.) Palladium.

Richmond Qnd.) Palladium.
2 While cleaning out an abandoned well
near. Eaton, Ohio, workmen found a crock
of butter apparently as sweet and we'll
preserved as if only a week old. The
family says that over fifteen yearsI ago
the butter was dropped into the we'll and
forgotten until found again recently
After. being exposed to the air the butter
gradually evaporated, leaving only the
crock, which is saved by the family as a
souvenir. - s-s"Et
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
OMAHA's ANNUAL
Gross Earnings were $11,925,9e9.92 for
.. .,..s.- Year

- Gross earnings of the Omaha road,
shown in the 2twenty-fourth annual re-:
port, were ST. 1925, 999.92 for the fiscal;
year. The net income was 1854 ,26S.07.
The operating expenses, with taxes,
were. ST., 676, 528.07. The betterments
cost 100000: The passenger earnings
increased $15,344.89, and the net in
come, $155, $685.. .s--....- 49,.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
EDWARDS GLAD RAGS

Indianapolis News.
King Edward appeared on the prone
made at Marienbad attired in a green
Tyrolese hat with feather In it, blue
suit, brown shoes and red tie, which
gives us supplemented citizens Of a.
republic some idea Of the immense scope
the privileges of royalty have attained.
He was not shot at.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
IGNORANCE is BLISS

Harper's Weekly. ~
. First Citizen-That new neighbor of
ours, Mrs. Jones, seems an ill-natured
sort. ......-
= Second Citizen-How so?
First Citizen-Why,. I called her up on
the telephone yesterday and asked her if
she had any idea where her, husband was
staying, and she rang off without an
swering me. .s-. 81.
Second Citizen-I don't wonder-he's
dead %-~.- ..., a--..s -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

!. New York has policeman who com
poses music as he walks his beat, and
prisoner he puts him to sleep with a rat
tat-tat of night stick~in perfect time.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

ii The press l1umorists are to hold a ma
ttonal convention in Philadelphia next
year. There is perhaps no part Of the
country that needs more education on
their line of endeavor than Philadelphia.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
yDIscovERED!

80 >f st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
A few years ago everybody stood in
awe 2of the, word diplomacy. In these
enlightened days the fact is generally re-
allied that a skillful diplomat is only a
horse trader in disguise. a.e
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
UP-To.DATE INTERFERENCE
Huntsville co,,r,er-Journ,

Louisville Courier Journal.
Maw-Paw, paw, here's two men
a-aghting like sixty! Run out an sep
arate 'em. -
Paw-Not I, Maria. That AIM t. the way
things is done these days. I'll just set
here on the stoop a spell. an if receive
any limitations that my good offices
would be acceptable may amble out an
offer 'em, but not before.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
or COURSE He COULD
Philadelphia Press.

Philadelphia Press.
I'm surprised that Roosevelt hasn't
outlined a real remedy for the trust
evil said <Tawklots.
Perhaps it's rather a hard thing to
do suggested Wise.
Nonsense! Any fool could frame one
up I'll frame one up for you
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
THE FIRST BLOW
Philadelphia Press.

5tE.El. Z. Philadelphia Press.
Ascum-I was surprised to hear you
ask Harduppe for the loan Of dollar.
You really didn't need it, did you?
. Wiseman-No; but I suspected he
needed one and simply forestalled him.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

DENMARK-Journal on file at q. S. Legation.
ST. PAUL oFFICE-420 Endicott building. Tele
phone N. W Main 22O
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Castro is exploding his face once more
in the presence of the whole world. There
is nothing he likes better than to bait
dogs which could eat him up at a bite.
It cannot be said of him that he picks
upon people smaller than himself.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Mr.. David Belasco has written play
concerning which he is very, reticent, for
Mr.. Belasco. The most he will admit is
that it will be powerful, original and a
genuine surprise Mr.. Belasco might
have told more, but just at this moment
he ran out of fresh cigars and the re-
porter was obliged to withdraw. .,....,,
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
LIFE IN CHICAGO

~ "a Chicago News. 4:
s, she., (sentimentaflyl- How like life are
the waves Of lthe sea-!
He-You bet. Come to the shore in
great style and go away broke.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Former Senator Pettigrew is out in a
statement in which he says he differs
from most of the politicians He certainly
differs from the live ones in an important
respect. J. -. :. :. .....--5s. =, ~. -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
HILYER GUILTY
Youth Convicted of Breaking Into q
Jewelry Store.

Adrian Hilyer, the youthful pal Of
James Lane, who robbed the Paegel
.Jewelry company s store, was convicted
of burglary in the third degree by
jury in Judge F. G. Brooks court yes
ferday. He was remanded for sentence.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

A comedy of wholesome, interesting
and legitimate type is 1.-THE School .foc
Husbands to be presented at the Metro
politan for three nights and matinee
commencing next Thursday evening, by
Alice Fischer and company of uniform
excellence. - b ~ b. -'@t '~s-s~ ri +f.'"@
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

A lake of whitewash has been discov-
cred in the Philippines. 1t is too bad it
was not discovered in New York, where
it is badly needed. 81. ~.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

George Ade'ss "Bad Samaritan is said
to be a bad play. Well, George could not
expect to write good stuff all the time
without a stomach. .-.E>
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
ITALIAN COMPOSERS NOW
BANDA ROssA WILL PLAY THE
MUSIC TT LIKES BEST AT THE
AUDITORIUM TONIGHT.

All schools of music have their
friends, and if the Wagnerites turned
out in numbers on Tuesday evening, the
rag,time devotees were especially in
evidence last evening. Altho both
schools have their followers, the Italian
devotees as many, if not more than any
OF the others. It is in Difference to
the lovers Of the 'sbel canto,' and the
music of the modern Italian school, that
Sorrentino has gone to the works of his
compatriots for a program to be rem
dered at the Auditorium by the Banda
Rosa tonight.
The later Italian school has numbered
in its rolls many brilliant composers,
to contribute to the evenings success.
Verdi is represented by sAroldo" and
a selection from Ernani." Maseagni
contributes the intermezzo from ''Ca-
valleria Rusticana,'' of course. Miss
Bonsall will sing an aria from La
Gioconda'' and uI' Pagliacci,' by
Leoncavallo, will be represented. 1t will
be a program long to be remembered. !.
namaf5S~ afts cRopns asS
March" than which nothing in the
Banda Rosa s entire repertory is bet,
ter rendered, appears. The famous
"Prophet's March, by Meyerbeer, is
also ron the program. For lighter mum
:bers, the Era Diavolo'' overture, the
Waldteufel waltzes, and Godfrey. s
" "Reminiscences of All Nations Will
be played. Nine. Ciap:arelll Will sing
Tosti s lively "Amore. - 49,.
The programs follow: -. ~
THIS EVENING.
ITALIAN PRoGRAM-PARTsI (
"Great Western march sorrent1 :.
Overture,
Intermezzo. "Cavalleria Rusticana". .Mascagn
Trumpet solo, Signor Bottega.z
Romanza, LA Cieca," from "La Giocon' :
da,' ....................... .fonch1eii
81 IT,: Miss Bessie Bonsall. :
Grand selection from ''Manon" ........ .fuccln
PART II.
| t'The Stars to the Moon serenade: :sorrentin
Grand selection from I'll Pagliaccf' Leoncavall
| 1.-The Voice of Love" .Schuman!
Settimino from ''Ernani' ........... .Ferd
| Nine. Giaparelli, Miss Bessie Bonsall. Mon
sgnor Albert Quesnel Signor Salvatore
| Nunyiato. .
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

If President Roosevelt gets the Nobel
peace prize it would be just like him to
invest some Of the proceeds in new rifle
and a bushel of cartridges.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

That Mrs. Temples Telegram" Will
duplicate here it's success in New York
and Chicago is evidenced by the large
demand for seats today at the Metropol-
ttan for the engagement the first half Of
next week.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
A DILEMMA
PHILADELPHIA Record.

Pn1ladelpn1a RECORD.
President Morton earnestly declares
that the insurance companies ought to
keep out of politics as much as possible.
But how is 1t possible when there are so
many politicians In the insurance COM
PAM
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Some folks are of the opinion that Gov
'ernor La Toilette is still the greatest
actor in the family
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Mr.. Alton B. Parker does not seem to
remember anything back Of the campaign
Of 1904. It. probably was a hard strain
on him. - = ~ -
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
ADJUSTMENTS
= Foyer Chat.

Saturday will open the football season
and, according to- custom, the event will
be celebrated at the Metropolitan. The
varsity football squad will occupy the
boxes at the performance of 'The For
hidden Land" ..'-"-
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Will be found an excellent remedy for
sick headache. Carter S Little Liver
Pills. Thousands of letters from peo-
pie who have used them prove this fact.
rry them. - x 80
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Nearly a year has elapsed since the
Unique theater established its Friday
amateur nights. Only in state fair week
was this rule ignored. The amateur show
fgiven lastGweek was the most successful
of the season in point of talent, and the
number Of volunteers applying for the
privilege of appearing tomorrow night
guarantees an equally strong BILL
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Smith & Campbell, former stars In AT
Gay Coney Island are delightlng many
thousands by their nonsens1cal conversa-
ton and foolish songs at the -Orpheum
this week.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

Mr.. Hill is probably the last man in the
state who can afford to go about making
speeches calculated to create class
feeling.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

The realistic sensational melodrama,
Queen of the White Slaves Will be the
attraction at the Bijou next week. ms
play, written by Arthur j. Lamb, Is based
on a series of thrilling adventures In
which San Francisco branch of the high
binders, known as 1.-THE Terrible Nine"
two beautiful women, a brave detective
and a comedy negro figure. y e -.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

The Lyceum is attracting large audi
ences this week with Ora Cecil, the pretty
young woman who enters mammoth
cage filled with snarling, swapping Loop
ards and compels them to do her bidding
The act is highly sensational
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

s t.Her First False STEP is pleasing large
audiences at the Bijou. The company is
a meritorious one, and the stage settings
more. than usually pretentious. e
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

z If Youswant hurry-up job Of roof
inp done, telephone w. s.. Mott Co.. 376.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21
TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
PART I.

March, 'The Prophet -....-........ .Meyerbeer
Overture, ERA Diavolo Aubef
Maznrka .............. Sorrentno
Solo harm ,,,..............Se Selected
..' Signor v. Fanellf
Grand selection from .'La Gioconda" PonchieD1
Chorus Dance of the Hours and Galop.
PART III.
Romanza, "Amore'" .Tosti
Nine. Gina Ciaparelli.
Waltz. 'Tres Jolie'' ........... .Waldteufel
"Reminiscences of All Nations ....... Godfrey
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

SOTO. lorD
Sipnor " Fanelli.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-09-21

NEW YORK OFFICE. Tribune building,
r.... D. A. CARROLL, Manager.
CHICAGO OFFICE, Tribune building.
w. Y. PERRY. Manager
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15
BOB TAYLoR'S BACK DOWN

Bob Taylor and his friends assign two
reasons for his declining to meet Mr.
Carmacx on the stump. One is that il
would be injurious to the party; the
other is that Taylor does not want to
draw crowds for Carmack. Neither OF
these reasons are sincere; the last one is
ridiculous; and contemplate, consider
ing the seriousness of the subject under
consideration.
The alleged presidents Mr.. Taylor
gives in his card are no presidents at
all This is tie first Democratic Stat
Senatorial pr imary ever held; and there
fore there can be no precedent for or
against the joint debate. And the fur
ther contention that Mr.. Taylor is shap
ing his campaign with an eye single to
the party's good, is palpabIe attempt
to deceive the people, and should be re-
sented and rebuked because OF its insin-
onity. Mr.. Taylor has represented him
self as a mighty lion, roaming the
States seeking whom he might devour
If he could ever get hearing before the
pecple tc present bis claims for the Sen
ate. Every once and awhile he would
twist his own lion tail and make it
roar, until he has educated tho people
to believe that all he wanted was the
chance to devour all his opponents, if
be could only get them in the arena
with him. He has created this demand
for primary; and yet when his bluff
is called his lionship sinks away to a
safe distance and barks back it's dema
gogic appeal "for the party good"
The hypocrisy, insincerity and coward
ice of all that is contemplate; and MI.
Taylor had better have stood before
Carmack and taken the drubblng he
would have gotten, rather than to lose
the respect Of the general public by a
rlain, square, back down.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15

The Retail Merchants Association q
Nashville is sending out circular letter,
! setting forth the merits of State Fair,
and asking for stock subscription to the
same. This is very commendable work
upon the part of the Retail Merchants
of Nashville; for anything that VIII
draw the crowd to Nashville, and induce
the railroads TO give cheap rates to Nasi :
vile, is a good thing for Nashville; Just
like our Fair is a good thug for Column
bia. And we commend the public spirit
of any community or commercial bod
seeking to build up "theiI town. - Bus
there Is nothing IN name. This fair
the retail merchants of Nashville are af-
ter is not a State institution in any true
sense, and cannot be; and all we ask is
that our friends in Davidson will give
heir own show, just like we are taking
care of ours, and not seek to put an I'M
lust State tax upon the other towns and
counties of the State, to promote the
general good of Davidson county, and
the special interests of the retail mtr-
chants Of Nashville. Nashville has pat
ronized our Fair, and we will patronizs
heirs; but We are opposed to one dollar
of State aid to either.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15
LIFE INSURANCE
EXTRAVAGANCE

| The Nashville American says:
From the evidence given before the
New York Legislative Committee, II
seems the Equitable is not the only life
insurance company thar pays its Off
GERS salaries out of all proportion tC
their duties.
According to John G. Mccall Sec
retary of the New York Life Insui
ance Company, the President Of that
concern, John A. Mccall, receiver
500, 900 a year, the First Vice Presl-
dents $25, 600, S35, coo and $40 600 Ie-
sptctively, and the three Second Vice
Presidents $50, 600, S2l, 600 and $lS, 900
respectively. Secretary Mccall also
receives $l4, 900 year. Vice Pre'i-
dent Fish, of the Metropolitan, adj
mltted that he received $75, 900 year,
the President S25, 900 more and the
lesser officials from $25 600 down,
The President of the United States,
Chief Executive over so 900, 600 of
people. receives $50, 900 a year.
mo wonder life insurance costs far
too much when officials of the com
panies are paid princely salaries, many
of them for doing practically nothing
And the fire companies are doubtless
equally as extIavagant -
These figures show that Life InsuI-
ance, as an investment, is mighty
poor investment; and the business
world is beginning to look with ask
anc9 upon Life Insurance at all. A
business man does not mind paying for
anything what it is worth. But for
a conservative, economical business
man to find out that he is helping to
pay such princely salaries as these,
for either fire or life insurance, makes
him stop and think and after think
ing very many of them will cut out
the life insurance entirely, and cut
down their fire policies as low as their
creditors will permit
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15

So far as tb- business interests of
Nashville are concerned, nothing could
happen that would be of more general
benefit than the consummation of the
reported deal by which the Illinois Cen
trail would take over the Tennessee Cen.
trail from Nashville to Hopkinsville, and
the Southern take over the Tennessee
Central from Nashville to Knoxville
Nashville then would have the railroad
connections it needs, and the t. & N,
would have to be trihe more consider
ate of the rights, feelings and interests
of others.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15
WORKS WONDERS
A Wonderful Compound. Cures Piles,
Eczema, Skin Itching, Skin Erup.
tiOns, Cuts and Bruises.

Doan's Ointment is the best skin
treatment, and the cheapest, because SO
little is required to cure. 1t cures piles
after years of torture. 1t cures obsti-
nate cases of eczema. 1t cures all skin
itching. 1t cures skin eruptions.. II
heals cuts, bruises, scratches and Jabra-
siOns without leaving a scar. It cures
permanently. Columbia testimony
proves it..
Mrs. Josie Brooks, dressmaker, corner
of Sth and Embargo streets, says: 81
used Doan's Ointment and can recon-
mend it as marvel fer healing and o
laying irritations. For some time | wac
troubled with eczema on ny face, and
although used everything could hear
about nothing relieved it. At times
when would get warm or become over
heated the irritation was always in
tense. A lady friend of mine who had
similar trouble and was cured ~
Doan's Ointment insisted on my trying
this remedy, and procured box At
Adams IL Martins drug store. On Re
ginning the treatment / found thaH a
few applications stopped the irritatH
and it was only short time before HE
affection was er Girely removed"
For sale by all dealers. Price so centAs
Foster-MiIburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y, sob
agents for the United States II
Remember the name-DOAN'S-aA "a
take no other. SO
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15

Bob Taylor showed the white feather
by not appearing before the State Elk
ecutiye Committee Saturday He and
Senator Carmack were twice invited to
appear before the Committee. Mr.
Carnack appeared and did his own
talking both times, as manly man will
always do. Taylor, though in the same
building, sent substitute las towards
do in war times) and talked by proxy
The people of the proud old Volunteer
State of Tennessee will never send a
man to represent them in the United
States Senate, who is afraid to meet bis
opponent 10 joint debate. Ia reference
to this joint debate, Mr.. Taylor has
been heard to say, II do not want to
go over the State drawing crowds
for Carmack. But that is not it, He
Ia not as conceited as that answer would
imply. his reason is one OF two; either
he knows that Carmsck's English and
eloquence and logic would make his
grimaces and jokes look like 60 cents, or
else he is afraid of his own record, which
he knows Carmack knows and is impa-
tlent to expose to his very face.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15

Speaking of Columbia, its growth, it,
needs, its future, very thoughtful man
said recently, lone of the thugs the
Herald should advocate for Columbia is
a Savings Bank. Every now and then
the impulse or good resolution comes to
every man and woman, to save some
thing; and while that spell is on them,
they will start an account in a Savings
Bank, if one is convenient, and has
their confidence. Once started, nine
times out of ten that account will grow;
and the owner of it will practice almost
any sort of economy and self denial rath
OF than disturb it. When it gets Dig
enough, it will be invested in home,
perhaps, and without that small begin
ming that man or woman would never
have had home. And Cnce you get a
man or woman to owning a home in a
town, and thy are there to stay, as a
rule. Nothing helps the individual Oh
the community more than Savings
Bank" We think the suggestion good
one. A Savings Bank would help Co
lumbia, and Colombia would give splen-
did support to such an institution prop
erly officered.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15

Maury county is rich county; Co
lumbia is a rich town. We have begun
a splendid new Court House let's com
plete 1t without evincing the least
psrsimony. On top of the tower there
should De weather COCK; 1t is lmpor.
tant sometimes to know which way
the wind is blowing In the tower
there should be the best clock that can
he had; an accurate time keeper and
one that will strike the hours The
tower from top to bottom should be
Illuminated brilliantly every night.
like the dome of the Capitol at Nash
vile is. That would not cost so
much, after deducting the lights it
would save.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1905-09-15
CONGRESSMAN PADGETT.

We clip the following from the Hlck-
man County News:
''CongIessm Lemuel 2. Padgett
spent Monday at Centrevllle renewing
his acquaintance with his constituents.
he will probably make the lace with
out competitor, as he has proven
such faithful and efficient servant
that the people will hardly tuIn him
down for an untIied man. He is ever
busy looking after the public welfare,
and by vigilance and activity he ac-
composites things.
The anove is true, and expresses the
sentiment not only of the press, but uf
the people of this district. Occasionally
you hear some talk of somebody solicit
ing somebody else to make the race
against Mr.. Padgett. but the movement
10 not from the people, but from the
''sore toes - there are always some
people never satisfied.
The great body of the people are
learning more and more to appre ,iate
the services of sober, industrious public
ming to ask the reason why" when
a new man hobs up for any old man"
place, If that "old man has done ant
is dong his duty, impartlally, intelli-
gently and we'll. More and more are they
beginning to discount the fight of the
outs against the ms, and more reluc
tant are they to take up the personal
quarrels of men, at the sacrifice of tn
public good. More and mole arc the
people beginning to look upon politics
as a business; public Office as public
business, and public officials as mep
to do the public service. Ana the
more they look upon the public service
as a business proposition, the more
reluctant they become to sacrifice ?
good man simply because some per-
sonal enemy has it in for him. OF some
untried man wants to break into public
life.
= AIR. Padgett is good Congress nan