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Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
Poets as Husbands.

The Chicago woman who is seeking g divorce from a local celebrity known as the "janitor poet could not have had an extensive knowledge of bio graphical literature concerning that class of writers or she would never have fallen a victim of his rythmic wooing.
 According to the Chicago complain ant, the 'janitor poet" was an ideal lovemaker, but a complete failure as a husband. When he should have been out circumventing the beef trust in order to provide steak for dinner he was in the basement trying to make "Inamorata" rhyme with father"
 When he should have been providing groceries for his spouse he was in his cellar sanctum. according to the testi- mony, devising ways and means to prevent his loving wife and daughter from turing him into a bathtub and disgusting his person in a clean shirt.
 Instead of inditins sonnets to his wife's black eyes he contented himself with presenting her with the black eyes
 Although we have never heard the sounding trump of fame proclaim the sibilant name of Hintz, it must be that he is a poetical genius, for his marital experience corresponds closely with that Of other and more famous sweet singers who entered upon domestic relations.
 Almost every great poet whose name is readily recalled was equally unsatis- factory as a husband. No good pur- pose could be accomplished by naming the men who have left imperishable stanzas upon the pages of literature, but who were behind with the rent and on the delinquent lists of the grocer and tailor.
 To make a good husband out of q poet is like trying to mix oil and wa ter. The poet is an idealist; the model benedict is a realist. The only figures with which the poet is familiar are fig ures of speech, while the domestic man has to deal with actual prosaic mathe- matics in order to meet the weekly or monthl-y bills.
 The mental attitude of the true EOet is one of abstraction or introspection. while the model helpmeet must DC a man whose wits are ever awsne and one who is constantly looking out in stead of in.
 There have been notable exceptions
 
 ity among poets. Some have avoided it by remaining single in their exist ence free from the temptations of the bath and the tonsoriaI parlors. A few who have combined a rare optimistic philosophy with the art of versificatiou have successfully undergone the trans formation from poet to husband, not ably the old literary autOcrat of his day, Dr. Johnson
 It may be said, however, both in the way of explanation and eXtenuation, that the doctor was not much Of poet.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
PHOENIX. ARIZONA. MAY 10, 1905
The Visit of the Irrigation Committees

The forthcoming visit of a large number of United States senators and congressman to Phoenix is a matter which should engage the early atten- tion of the board of trade in order that all proper measures may be taken for the entertainment of the visiting statesmen.
 As scheduled, they will arrive here about June 1, although the exact date is not yet determined. Nor is it known exactly how many will be in the party, but it is certain that it will be the largest delegation of senators and rep resentatives that ever visited this sec tion. The visit will be an official one, of the part of the irrigation com mittees of the senate and house of rep resentatives. The senate committee comprises thirteen members, and the house committee eleven, but 1t is cer- tain, of course, that not all of the members will come.
 Phoenix is to be the first place offi- statesmen will look at the canal system of the valley and will then go to the Tonto basin, where the greatest reser- Voir ever undertaken in the United States is under construction. After the trip to the reservoir the party will return to Phoenix and then go to Yuma, then to the Imperial Valley then to Redlands, Los Angeles, San Francisco Sacramento Valley, Reno and other places. They will arrive at Reno on the 17th of June, which is the third anniversary of the passage of the Reclamation act, and on which date water will be turned into the Truckee- Carson canal system, which will be the first water actually divert ed under the reclamation act.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10

Frank Plumley, of recent Venezuela arbitration antecedents, gave a smoke talk at Hanover. N. H.. where Dart mouth college, is, Saturday evening. He reports that the educated Venezuelans are fine linguists: he met few who were not conversant with four lan- guages. He found Caracas a city of culture, art and music Castro. a little man physically. impressed him as "a bundle of energy" masterfuI and far from ignorant. T do not know much about the claims of the New York and Bermudez company" he said Saturday night, but if I were the United States government I would scan very closely the company's claims before engaging in any altercation with Venezuela. During the sittings of the commission, of which I was umpire. the claims of the American Steamship company were carefully examined, and the com pany got all it deserved when it was awarded s30,000 of the $3,000,000 which it claimed. This incident is a fair ex- ample of the attitude of American companies towards Venezuela Amer jeans go there for the purpose of get ting rich quickly. Instead of sending honest drummers to represent Ameri- can concerns, American concerns send cheap, lame men to get the trade and don't succeed. When American com- panies do get orders they send a poor class of goods. The result is that Ven ezuela has a very poor opinion of the United States"
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10

Irrigation is expensive-but land once put under the benign influence of irrigating ditches, great or small, is a very good sort of land to own or work. When a few more great irrigat- ing plans are carried through in Ari- zona, for instance, it may be that now sparsely settled territory will presently become so populous and rich that she will not have to humbly entreat con gress for that separate statehood which she has begged for vainly on more than one occasion in the recent past, but will be able to demand it by apparent right.-Cincinnati Star,
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10

menclature end allow us to dwell peaceably under our own titles, even though the railway mail clerk from PodsviIle may rebel and wonder gross ly how people pronounce San Jose, or who on earth would like to live in San Ruenaventura.
 But better still, let the Postmaster General take a lesson from the Secre- tary of War, who changed the caco- phonus Ord Barracks back into the poetic Presidio ce Monterey, and cease to decree that we must write taEe ugly looking DcsDalos for Dos Palos and Elrio fo- Fl Rio.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
A KANSAS ZEPHYR.

Kingman, Kansas, May 9.-A wind storm here this afternoon did much damage to buildings. One two-story brick structure was demolished and John L. Franks was fatally injured. The wheat crop was not much hurt by the wind.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10

The graduate of the school of exper- fence has more respect for his alma mater than a thousand college boys Philadelphia Record.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10

The small boy who plays marbles for keeps may be giving away pub lie libraries in afte, ears.-Clhicago Navx-s
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
FACIAL TREATMENT.

PROT. DOW, M E.-DermatOlOgist. re- moves all hIemiShes by ElectucitE. Electric treatment and Massage, 5l5 N- Center street
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10

No woman knows the secret of be- ing able to keep a secret-Chicago News
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
MINING ENGINEER.

--------~-------~-~~------~-- s. F. SHAW, E. M.-Mine examination. q. velopment and management Box
 Phoenix, Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
PIANO TUNER.

". D, ROBINSON-PianOs tuned and repairei Leave orders at The Wiley B. Allen FlE.l Co.,. 1IO-I2 W. Washington St.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
PIANO AND VIOLIN.

MISS BLANCHARD, teacher of piano violin and other instruments will receive pupils at 36s, V. 5th ave, for the summer months
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
OSTEOPATH.

DIR. D. L. CONNOR, OsteOpathic Physi- elan. Office West Adams st Phone office Red 14s4: residence Red SA
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
PROFESSIONAL
AssAYER AND META.LURelsT,

J. O. KING, Assayer and MetallursisL CVaI.,fe concentration, mi1 and s-us- ter tests. IS N Second Ave, Phoenix Arizona
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
cHIRoPoDY.

-0-~---~---@---~|-[NT~|7 PAINLESS removal of corns or bunious. Drices Sd cents each Privacy assured. Day or night All instruments sterilized Fashion Barber shop 43 N- Washington St. OIp- Santa Fe office. Telephons Red 96s-
 InsroWing Nails a Speciality
 FRANK SHIRLEY.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
HAIR. WARTS AND MoLEs.

SUPFRFLUOUS hair warts and moles perman- ently removed by electricity Della F. Smltl, Specialist, 36S \. 5th ave.
Arizona republican., 1905-05-10
sANITARIUM.

PATENTS-Hazard & Harrnam Los
 Angeles. Send for free book on patents.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

Washington synod In the absence
Day services will be conducted in
the Presbyterian church in the fore
noon and womans missionary
praise service in the evening
T. J.. Stephens of Mabton is in the
city for day or two.
A marriage license was issued this
morning to Edwin r. Korytkowski
and Miss Helen b. Kossowska.
A. T. Darby has moved into the
property recently purchased of JAS
per Mikkelson, corner B and Mckee
avenues, which he has greatly i'm
proved
c. E. Fowler, president and chief
engineer of the International Con-
tract company, is in the city in the
interests of the company in connec-
ton with the letting of the contract
for the Selah Bridges.
T. /. Boak, head consul for the
w. o. w. is expected to be in the city
on the 10th inst. rhe local camp is
arranging for good time, when 1t is
planned for Mr.. Moak to give one of
his great lectures on Woodcraft at
the Christian church.
L. A. Dash and wife of Rolfe, Iowa,
are here on snort visit 10 the lat
ter's brother, E. G. Peck, and family.
They are on their way to Portland,
where they will take in the closing
DAYS of the fair Mr.. Dash is sta
ton agent at Rolfe.
Walter Hanson returned last week
from Rochester, Wash, where he has
been spending about year recuper-
ating. He is in much better health
and says he has returned to Yakima
to stay. He was accompanied by
his grandmother, Mrs. Goodwin.
Hugh Stewart was over from ket-
tie Falls last week ON business. Mr..
Stewart is engaged in large contract
on an irrigation project in eastern
Washington, which will take some
time to complete. when he will re-
turn to North Yakima to remain.
Mrs Alex Bowman was arraigned
Monday morning in the superior
court on the charge of grand larceny,
in connection with the cases in which
fhe McMahons are involved, and
pleaded not guilty. She was allowed
to go on her own recognizance.
Not more than ~ oters of the city
of North Yakima can vote at the
special election to decide the. sewer
bond question, which will be held on
October 18th, as that is the number
who registered with the city clerk
as required by law. This is but
about one-half of the number who
are eligible to register and vote.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

The growers name is withheld until
the premiums have been awarded.
ine North Yakima Nursery has
display Of Young trees of various va
rieties at different ages.
c. II. Lilly Il Co. Seattle. Alfred
Rasch, salesman, have a booth in the
north enu of the pavilion from which
delicious coftees are served by way
of demonstration; the Superior Can
d. and Cracker company of Seattle
also have an attractive display, this
being the first year these two com
panies have exhibited at the fair.
Some of the prettiest grapes in the
pavilion are the two immense
lunches of white grapes grown by
f. s. Hedges of kiona.
Racing Is Good.
The racing for the opening days
of the fair has been good. The
track fully meets tie expectations
of visiting horsemen, who are
unanimous in declaring it to be the
fastest in the state. There were
some excellent races yesterday after
noon. principal among them being
the 2;2o pace. won by La Conner
Maid; Horse Heaven Maid, second;
Idylwise, third ume, FPS, 1928
trotting race. won by Sam Bowers in
three straight heats. time as follows:
2:21 e; 2;21 and 2:22. Kitty
Glover won the first heat of the race
in 2;22.
The races scheduled for today and
the entries are as follows:
First race. selling. p furlongs.
handicap--Lady Keeneena, 104;
Belle Morell, 1O1; Billy Chetam,
l01; Ricefull, 101; Lady Ninora, sc.
Second race, selling. / mile and
100 yards, -Goldfnder,
1903; Jardin de Paris, 100: Blue
kage, 100; lone, 101; J. V. CURLY,
100; Baldo, 100; Sugden, 101 The
Ripper. f01.
Third race, running, six furlongs,
handicap--The Councillor, 101; An
ME Burke, 109; Mabel Bates. 1O4;
Headwater. 109; Miss Raphael, 100;
Trapshooter, 100: Sir Christopher,
104.
There is no lack of good music at
the fair grounds. Wagner's famous
band pleases the crowds as it has
done in former years. and is giving
programs that are much appreciated.
The Yakima Indian band, composed
of first-class musicians, also comes
in for it's share of praise, and neither
organization is stingy with it's
music.
The exhibit in the cattle pens is
the largest and comprises the great
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

representative of his fine orchards.
VIM. Lee, Jr., is the exhibitor of
fine farm display, which also includes
large variety Of fruit
RicheY & Gilbert Of Toppenish
show a large assortment of fine fruit.
vegetables and grasses, we'll ar
ranged,
NJ. n Richards exhibits some of
the finest fruit in the pavilion, and is
taking a lively interest in all the
fruit exhibit.
Sunnyside's exhibit is conspicuous
by its absence greatly 1otthe regret
Of many who remember the splendid
collection of products shown last
year
The displays of exhibitors Of
manufactured products of various
kind in the pavilion are numerous
and attractive. The Northwest
Light and Water company show all
kinds of light and water fixtures.
electric cookers and heaters. etc, and
give demonstration Of the workings
of the water meters showing how
they are made and how they operate.
Manager Arrowsmith's humor vents
itself in sign reading: I'VE have a
plant on which currents grow, and
We sell en- by the shock.
The Buckeye Flayoring Extract
COMPANY of Olympia gives out sam
pies of a popular brand of havoring
extracts
peo, Hards has a fine showing of
plants, cut flowers and bouquets from
his greenhouse. and the State Floral
company occupies the center of the
pavilion with a fine display of pref
~ flowers and plants.
One of the most attractive displays
in the building is that of Hughes &
De Kay. of the artificial ice factory
and cold storage plant. They show
great cakes of ice weighing 300
pounds. as clear as crystal. in the
center of which are frozen fruits. ber-
ries, flowers, fish, etc, making a
novel display that holds attention of
crowd all the time The advan-
tages of keeping fruit in cold storage
are demonstrated by some finely
kept specimens of early peaches, APP
pies. berries and cherries
Robt. Johnson, proprietor on Rock
land Fruit Farm. Fruitvale. is after
three premiums with his fine fruit
display-the best exhibit by grower.
the best exhibit of not less than
twelve varieties and the best collec-
ton of apples shown by the grower.
The biggest apple shown is a Wolf
River, perfect and beautiful speci-
men measuring II inches around.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04
1.-THE Star Show Girls"

The new crop Of burlesqne and
vaudeville organizations which will
be seen for the first time on the
greater Empire circuit during the
season of 1866, will present no
more novel, unique or entertaining
performance than il promised by the
Star Show Girls which will make
its inaugural bow on the local stage
at the Yakima theater commencing
with the performance on Thursday
evening and continuing for three
nights. In organizing the Star
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

est number of fine cattle, horses
sheep and hogs ever shown at a state
fair in Washington. Many of the
prize winners and champions at the
Lewis and Clark exposition have been
brought here, and it is doubted if
any display made for years to come
will equal that of this year. The
stock raisers of the country seem to
have taken more interest than they
have formerly displayed, and have
sent in greater number of exhibits.
The poultry show is fine. and ex-
cites great admiration. A detailed
description of these and other depart
ments of the fair will be given in
next weeks Herald.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04
CITY new IN BRIEF,

Miss Dibble of Tacoma is a guest
of Mrs. George Candy.
John Buwalda has gone to Seattle
to spend the winter months.
Mrs. Frank Bond is suffering from
an attack of malarial fever.
E. H. Kohlhaase of Seattle is a
business visor here this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. ID. Doust returned
Saturday from a weeks visit in
Portland.
E. w. Sankey has gone to Tenino
on combined business ana pleasure
trip.
Laura A. Geisseman has sued
CHARLES F. Geisseman for diorce, al
leging cruelty.
The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs.
Bert Ressler died Monday and was
buried yesterday.
DR.. c. J. Lynch attended the meet
ing of the State Medical society in
Tacoma last week
Attorney Bridgeman came up from
Sunnyside Tuesday to attend the
meeting of the county commission
ers.
The marriage of Miss Ethel Gale to
|. j. Oder will occur at the home of
the bride. west of the city, this even
ing.
H. NJ. Hawks is a recent arrival
from the east. and will take the posi-
ton of night ticket agent in the N. p.
office.
Mrs. George Grist of the School
Section is enjoying visit from her
mother. Mrs. Joseph Kiser, of Sc
attic.
Deserrion is charged against Mrs.
Sarah w. Wisig by her husband, Os-
valid A. Wisig, who is suing her for
divorce.
County Commissioner Cline of
Sunnyside is in the city in attendance
upon the session of the county COM
missioners
DR.. j. s. Kloeber of the hotel at
Green River Hot Springs, who Is q
breeder of fine cattle, is in the city
during the fair.
The shoot between the Tacoma and
North Yakima teams of the National
guard did not take place Sunday as
planned. The Sound shooters were
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04
THE STATE FAIR IS NOW in PROGRESS


-..... ct. i .-.,.,.,- -, J., tho
ne Sta'e i"l' y p'o' ih7 ~ oe 'ne
best that has ever been held' lhere
never has been so extensive display :;
+bie ie true Of tvery department
~ -. -. ~, a,,a1 .La
ne s'o'N' Pens al w" '''''"'
1ndlVldual eHhl6lts DelhS large; Ihe
machinery hall is crowded with
products of the greatest factories in
a.. r-.4..a -t,+o-. .,,,, NOV. .,+ ho11
'l4V N"'''" ''' " ''
oYeriIoWS WIN paintings fahcN WORK
fowers, plants and the products of
tho cu1ina,,. art. the navilion Is filed
from door Ia door with one of the
largest and finest disnlavs of the
rrnducts of farm. field orchard and
garden eve. seen in the state and
certainly better than ever witnessed
at any nrevious state fair There is
anonhg TO see To keen the visitors
talking for the next twelve months
and The showing is so varied as TO set
forth in the most forcibIe yav nossi-
HE the wonderful possibilities Of The
state Yakima county supplies the
greater portion of the djsnlays. mar
ticularlv Of frnit. bur there is no GER
.sintv thar tho nrer,iuu, for hest dis
plav Of counties win 90 To Yakima
The interest manifested nv The neo-
nile Of the state ar large and of This
countv no legs Is very GRATIFYING The
attendance has nor Ieen as 1arge as
was expected for the first three days
t,,t tL;e 10 undo,,b,odi,. aro 4o ia
facr that The weather has been nm
nronitio,,s and wnen Tho rain was
NOT falling n tbreatoned IA do so
INA ,hie Lent ,non,- az how v,,n
would have otberwise heon on tho
fair grounds
The new art hail is inst inside tho
main gate. and is the first Mace
visited NV ma iority of all narticu-
larlv the ladies The bnildinp is
used this wear for the first time and
it's canacitv is taxed by a varied and
heautfnI displov Yakima county
furnishes ali the floral eyhihit in This
building and this department is in
care of NTrs A # Larson Nrs NJ
r Blanker and Mrs w l. Wright
The Scott studio has a craai,ab,e
and attractive disnlav of nhoto-
rranhic worl, In the cast end nf tho
hall Neyt To mis- is an attractive
showing Inv he yeauv G. Perrin the
architects
Miss clara Graham, Mise ua,en
Wright Mrs vestaI Snvdar and Mrs
G G Case have charge of mo fancv
work denartmen+ which 10 eIIad
with everv nroduc+ If ,h, toeta ond
skill of ladies in ali narts ~ Tho
state
Mrs casa ond ,rrs crabo,, ,.o
side over the culinary danartn1ant in
which are many entries for nren,i-
inns
Most of the disn1avs in tho M
yilion wore in nIace Tuaedov NOM
ing The fruit mon oil agree tb Of
rho horticu,tnral eybihi+ ;s not onIy
larger and 6ner tban ,bot ~ ant
nrevious vaar brt ~ &c arrangad ~
much better odvantayo tn hn;,d
inp of tho art baii hoe nror,dsa .
more suitahIn n,ace fnr ME ciass of
disnlavs and has groa,,v o;dad in
the ARRANGING of OHIO thinas s+;ii
every foot of snace is tal,an nm
Entering the door nearest tho fair
grounds entrance tho s,.st d;sn,n,,
that attracts The eve is tbat 90 th .
apiarists Here evervtbin~ in con
nection with the bee indnstry onav
in combs and strained haaswax
foundations. heehiyes ere sbowino
the product of the nee at everv stape
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

A Pennsylvania man of but 40
years is the father Of twenty-three
children He is now section boss,
but as soon as the president hears
about it, probably he will be invited
to take a seat in the cabinet.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

FOR SALE OR RENT-About Nov
LIST, Groom house. Inquire G. H.
Hoffman, 200 s. hatcher avenue.
40-4t
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

FOR SALE-Large 7-room house
with city water and small fruit.
Inquire Mrs. Sarah Bush, 1913
Rainier ave. 40-4ts
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

You will be surprised at the ex-
tremely low prices for all lines of
new and up-to-date millinery at Mrs.
G. w. Cary's.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04

PIGS FOR SALE-26 head brood
sows and pigs. Write or see 2.
H. Benton, Nile P. o. 40-2t
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1905-10-04
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

WANTED-To buy fresh or dry
cows: must be first-class. Give
lowest cash price, age, breed. ETC..
and number of head if more than
one. Mrs. r. S. Tang, care of
Herald office.