The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-01-05
7HISTLES

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ipsak 70 pttsotf That is the trouble
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utE that u sb't Interesting
1, ibeft's snylhing hate its = con-
ceited person, and that Bloxley 10 certain.
ly ue limit Whist makes you think Tim
c9tcdtc' lie told some che be knew ~
Mual >, ksos.
-lafoid-i can't get any sped out Of
that aatr You cold me. You told me you
bad been arrested tlr times 10 It. Hobart
$50 un, old chsp, For obstrucling the
highway.
E'ilh-M smms, Albert has been com.
INK 10 sec me for four years. What would
BE- AZ appropriate Christmas present TO
give him. Motbef--l think you had better
give him the shake.
Wow I'm going to dentist and have
this tooth out. Christian Scientist our
tooth doesn't sche. You only imagine 1t
does. Then In have the DENTS. extract my
Imagination.
Your symptoms, pronounced the phys.
khan, Indicate hydrocephslus. what's
thAtf Water on the brain. IL can't be
that, doctor, said Mr.. Jsgwsy, greatly re-
lieytd, haven't drunk drop OF It for six
months.
-- We can trace mary OF our sins TO Adam,
sald the breakfast philosopher, but there
IL one that we cannot. What may that be
asked the hat clerk. Walking around with
hands 10 our pockets.
Villain, he hlssed with a stage hero
gesture, harm one hair Of her head and your
lie shall pay the penalty. Why 60 to such
extremes Inquired the other. A wig Ike
hers wouldn't cost over elk dollars.
What 10 you sge asked the jastice. /
dunno, sub. After freedom broke out !
quit counlin'! Single or married. My,
my ledge 1T you'd A-seen dat lick got
side de head st home dis mawnih, your
"a. thought wuz married sbo' nuf
What would you do II you were king
asked the man OF yaulting ambition.
don't know, answered the matter .of-fact |
person | suppose ia follow the fashion
AID wear look OF worry and 4 bullet.
piC0' shirt.
No PAY; Well, sir, brusquely inquir-
ed he girls father, what can do for you
why--gT--l called, cir, stammered the tim.
id sutton, to see if.-er--er-you would give
assent 10 my marriage to your daughter.
Not a cent, cir, not cent. Good day.
--henry, ssid bis wife, what do you ne, d
10 take SO many bottles along for wien
cure Only soiog fishing, 50 we can have
u netting to cork up messages 10 ard
throw overheard, dear, he replied, II any
y log should happen to the boat.
Il wonder why the Jsp, don't take Port
Atttufi III tell you. Why Bscaufe
heyro waiting until the Chadwick mys-
,Iy Is solved. They probably wouldn't
/, noticed on the hrst page Of the pspers
I hey took ror. Arthur to-day.
Teacher Whist 10 The DIN renee Tom-
NJ, between local trains and tIpiess
ains' Tommy, {, brish, boy who knows
~ alton, the subway Local trains stop
it the stations and expires. trslts sop be-
keen stations. l.
~-sympsthetic fhend--l see your ton
sas Injured a, cellege WAS II from plsyirgl
oo,bslli Parent--No; he was dropi ed
vice.
Mira. Rather-Has M. 6oidcoiu, with
shom you have been dAntag all the even
ng, at lsst declared his intentions, Mabel
dAbel--ies, aunt. Mrs. Rushef--I am so
Had And what did be cay MsbeI-He
declared he would never marry.
-noelor after feeling pulse, looking ct
Cirque, etc There 10 nothing copstItu-
loually wrong with you, madam, and /
hculd advise ycu to marry again. Youth
you single, doetors Doc
OIL am, but doctors never prescribe fof
themselves, you know.
MR.. PArkltson- Why, Henry, are you
mosin2 Aid las. last night 30 resolved
o stop using ttb,eeo durirg 1906, Mr..
arsinson--i'm not uslng tobicco. Julia.
Ills IL one Of those cigars hat you gave
10 for Chrlsimas
~-Blscf-J1s, look At the smoke pouring
d, OF the windows Ct Mr.. Browns house.
'aka, call the Are ef gInes, siaci Don't y
&, excited. Brown sxore IN smoking CO
$50 N.xfts krd has. rrsklro pr 20, i~att