The star. (Reynoldsville, Pa.) 1892-1946, 1905-07-26
JUST FOR FUN

Eyes, indeed, my husband tells me
everything" "He does? I'm glad you
told me. III warn my husband. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"van Brush says he is welded to
his art" YES" answered Miss Cay
enne. "But they don't get on very
well together. Washington Star.
George-So you love that fellow
from the bottom of your heart? Where
do come in, then? Hilda-There's al
ways room at the top, you know
Judge.
First Passenger-Are they happy
family. Second Passenger-Im afraid
not. The old man is seasick. but his
wife and the girls have mal-de-mer-
Harper's Bazaar.
The Senior-Im due to turn in a
thesis subject this week, and | simply
cant decide on one" Her Sophomore
Sster-How would the Molecular En-
ergy of Fudge do?"-Puck.
Mrs. aWtts Trumps didn't attend
the last session of the whist club,
did she?p mo; she can't talk very
well yet with 'her new set of false
teeth. h."-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
Are you used to looking after
horses and other animals?" Been use
to 'orses all my life" what steps
would you take if lion got loose"
Good long uns, mister!'-Punch.
rs he rich?" asked the seeker after
lruth. "Rich!" exclaimed Mr.. Conn.
81 should say so. Why, he so rich he
can eat with a knife in first-class ho-
tel dining room. Portland Telegram,
The Vicar-How is it that some
members of the choir sing so much
more than the others? The Choir
master-I'm sure | don't know. They
all have the same chants.-Washing-
ton Life.
Honesty" said the man who is
earnest, but not original, 'is the best
policy" 1T may be the best policy"
answered Senator Sorghum, "but you
can't convince me that it's the best
politics. Washington Star.
First Village Dame-Did | bring you
back that basket you lent me last
week? Second Dame (emphatically)
No, indeed, you did not. First
Dame-Thats a pity, for just came
round to borrow it again-New York
er.
81 understand that Russia is on the
verge of revolution" said one South
American. at must be something
worse than that" answered the other.
"They wouldn't have all this difficulty
over a mere revolution. Washington
Star
Mrs. Subbubs Just home from shop
oing)-T saw the loveliest pink lawn
today. Mr.. Subbubs (who has been
moving the grass)-Great Scott! If |
talked about seeing pink lawns you'd
accuse me of being crazy!-Philadel-
phia Record.
The City Mani wonder why stores
In the city won't deliver an order OF
goods free in the suburbs unless 1t
amounts to more than So? The Sub
urban Mani guess they know that
any suburbanite can carry easily 80
worth of stuff.-Harrisburg Telegraph.
Young Mani have called, sir, to
request the hand of your daughter in
marriage. Old Grumleigh-Has she
accepted you? Young Man-Yes, sir.
Old Grumleigh-Then what do You
want to come around and bother me
with your troubles for?-Chicago
Daily News.
Landlord-You paid no rent last
month, sir; suppose you're aware of
that? Tenant-No. Well. l suppose
you'll hold me to the agreement. Land
lord-Agreement, What agreement?
Tenant-Well, when l rented the fat
you said I must pay in advance or not
at all.-Judy.
"All the room in sleeping car ap-
pears to be used for the passengers"
said the inouisitive old gentleman to
the Pullman porter. where are your
uuarters?" We'll, suh." was the an
swer, "Ah totes 'em in a suit case till
we come to de end OBJ de trip, an, des,
All invests 'em in real estate.-Clevs
land Leader.
81 should think" remarked the kind
lady, who had Just staked the husky
hobo to a hand-out. that a strong,
healthy looking man like you would
be at work" AN would be but for
one ting, lady" replied the weary
traveller. "It keeps me so busy lookin.
sor sumthin' t eat dat | amt got no
time fer work."-Chicago Daily News.
A party of Franciscan monks will