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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

TWO experienced marble and grants
letterers. r. Mckenzie. ~ State street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

IRA NELING salesman FOR ttah terri
Tory, staple line with entirely new and
unusual Inducements TO the trade; hiEh
commissions with expense advances. Man
ufacturer. Box 52t. Detroit Mich.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

TRAY ELlNG salesman h. old estabA
lished house for Utah to call on general
stores; splendid position for right man
Drawer s. Chicago
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

Provo March 17.-FUneraI services over
the remains of Mrs. William J. Brickey
will be held Sunday at the Congregational
church, commencing at , o'clock.
Richard Dyes funeral will DE held to-
morrow Saturday. Services Will be held
in the second ward meeting house, COM
mencing at o'clock.
The "Outcasts Daughter will be pre-
scented in the Second ward house by the
ward dramatic association next Friday
night for the benefit OF the Sunday
school.
Judge Booth is holding court IN Heber
today.
The sale of DELINQUENT Beck Tunnel
stock yesterday showed only 800 shares
delinquent, and the delinquency is be
lieVed 10 be the result of an oversight on
the part of the holder. They were bought
in by the company.
Court SteuograDher Homer went to
Salt Lake this afternoon
Professor :. II. Clark of the University
of Chicago gave two dramatic recitaIs to-
day at the Brigham Young university, at
tended by large and interested audiences.
Fred Lott of Pleasant View, aged q,
and Bitha Norton of Nephi. aged IS,
were married here today by Judge
Chichester.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
LEGAL.

MADE TO THE SECRE-
TARY OF STATE OF THE STATE OF
I-TAH BY THE
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

Salt Lake Brokerage company has re-
moved to A East Second South street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

EXPERIENCED 80 ses,rilau. or phvsicfs,
not practicinE TO sell to doctors ostah-
lshed trade; permanent. rcnauneratiye K,
Q. Box SIS. Philadelphia
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
PROVO NEWS NOTES.

Provo, March 18.-John D. Dixon is
down from Salt Lake.
D. L. Harris. Colonia Juarez. Mexico,
IS here visiting relatives on his way to
Canada.
The Primary association convention
Will be held in the stake tabernacle to-
morrow.
The speakers at the funeral services
over the remains of Richard Dye held
today. were Elders Philauder Brown.
Beugh Johnson. jr-. / p Nelson. John
Ritchie. :. z. Eggertsen and Bishop L.
l.. Nelson. A large congregation Of
relatives and friends attended the serv-
ices.
In the estate OF Peter =. Christensen,
deceased. and the guardianship of Cath
crime Christensen ct al. minors. an or
der was made by Joseph Booth today
directing y. G. Hansen to deliver the
keys of the property of decedent to Ole
Anderson, who had been previously
appointed guardian and administrator.
The case will be TeOpened on April S
on motion to revoke the order ap-
pointing Anderson guardian and ad-
ministratOr. Hansen lives in Lehi. and
the children OF whom Anderson (who
lives in Pleasant Grove has been ap-
pointed guardian live with Hansen and
prefer to remain with him. They have
been permitted to remain there till the
case is finally disposed of on a rehear-
ing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19

State Of Utah. Office of Secretary of
State-SS.
1, Charles s. Tiugey, secretary of state
of the state of Utah. do hereby certify
that the foregoing is a fun true and cor
rect copy OF the statement of the above
named company. filed in my office on the
9Th day Of March. 1905.
Q. s. TINGEY.
Secretary of State
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
TOM BSTONE s.

FOR t0mbStOneS and monuments and
markers. go to Dover's - ". So Temple
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1905-03-19
Total liabilities ........

2. W Madsen- being first duly sworn
according to law, depOses and says that
he is president and manager of the above
named company that the statements
made in the foregoing are true and cor
rect, and that said statement contains a
full and correct exhibit Of the condition
of said cOmpany's business at the close
of the year 1904.
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? ". MADSEN-
President and Manager.
Subscribed and sworn TO before
(Se3L1 me this 9Th day Of March. 1905.
JAMES ING EBRE TSEN-
Notary Public.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
DENTAL DECAY.
BAD Teeth. 1t Is Claimed, May Lead
to Appendicitis.

Dad Teeth, 1t Is Claimed, May Lead
to Appendicitis.
Appendicitis IL often due to bad
Ing at Gresham college, London. The
same organisms, he said, We're present
both In defective teeth and IN the dis
tased appendix. which proved that den
tai decay was capable of causing ap-
pendicitis.
Il see no evidence to show that our
teeth are deteriorating to an alarming
extent with the growth Of civilization"
he declared, and he pointed out that an
even larger proportion Of diseased
teeth had been found among Egyptian
and Roman remains than existed at
present.
Tobacco has an Injurious effect on
the Digestion" he went on, but l do
not think that nicotine has any more
effect on the teeth than alcohol. But
tobacco certainly blackens the teeth
and SO causes many persons who are
careful of their personal appearance
to brush their teeth more often than
they would otherwise do"
He had found cod liver oil amazingly
successful in promoting the growth Of
teeth In children, and he recommended
the toothbrush drill as part Of the cur
riculum OF schools. DR.. Thompson al
so urged the practice Of washing the
teeth after meals and rubbing them
twice day, and particularly the last
thing at night.-London Mail.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
LITTLE BITS
MAKE BIG BITS

r. IKE pigmies we dot the limitless
- expanse of air and stars, plead
Jag for single concessions. And the
giant hills, built of little grains Cf
sand and powdered matter and the
spreading sea, made up of little drops
of water; and the blue sky, composed
of atoms of ether; and the lives that
stand out on the pages OF Time, great
because of their mastery of little
things-all these point us back to the
common road, whereon the patient
multitude is climbing. TO pick from
another's doorstep a newspaper that
has just been placed there by the car
rier, may seem very trivial; to borrow
one from neighbor may be considered
neighborly, and to carelessly pick one
up, occasionally, off library table or
from those of the y. NJ. c. A. rooms
and stick it into ones pocket, may
be thought nothing, but all these lit
tie things may lead to Il disruption
that may cause everlasting shame to
come upon one.
1t has been noticed that thoughtless
or otherwise malicious persons have
been invading the reading rooms of
the Y. M. G. A., repeatedly, and ap-
propriating to their own use items
that interest them by clipping the
same from various contributions, and
thus rob from other readers matter of
interest to them rs well.
This is not all.
The Intelligencer is sent to the Y.
NJ. c. A. weekly but, we are in
formed, is hard paper to find there.
Almost every week some person bor-
rows it and neglects to return it.
We would kindly caution such per-
sons, for ignorance of the consequen-
ces may lead to bad feelings some day
when they are reminded of their little
ielonious tricks.
Furthermore, don't belttle yourself
by borrowing your local paper, but
support it with your subs bscription in
advance. The Intelli gencer far sur
passes all other papers in this section,
and costs no more. Think of it, we
give two papers for whole year for
only s1.00.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
CHATEAUBRIANO IN LONDON
A Picture of the English Capital of
n Century Aro.

A Picture of the English Capital of
Century Ago.
"All the English are mad by nature
or by fashion," Chateaubriand writes
nonchalantly in the book of his en-
bassy In London QS2D, but he had a
very gay time with the same lunatics.
We hear of dinners, Almack's and 10
beau monde. The day was thus dis
tributed in London: At o'clock In the
morning one fastened to Il party Of
pleasure, consisting OF breakfast in
the country: one returned to lunch in
London; ore changed ones dress to
walk in Bond street or Hyde park; one
dressed again to dine at 1880; one
dressed again for the opera; at mid
night one dressed once more for an
evening party or rout. What life Of
enchantments! should hundred
times have preferred the galleys." One
smiles and reads OH. He found London
full Of recollections OF Bonaparte. THE
people had passed from the viliiication
of Nick to stupid enthusiasm. His
colossal bust by Canova decorated the
Duke Of Wellington's staircase"
At an evening party at Lord London
derry's, the English premier, Il was
presented by his majesty to severe
looking lady seventy-three years old.
She was dressed in Grape, wore black
veil like n diadem on her white hair
and resembled a queen who had abdi-
Gated her throne. She greeted me In a
solemn voice with three mangled SEN
tences from the Genie du Christian.
isme;' then she said to me, with no less
solemnity, 4 am Mrs. Siddons.' If she
had said to me, 4 am Lady Macbeth I
should have believed her"-John ].
a'Becket in Catholic Quarterly Review.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
A LOVER OF SNUFF.
The Queer VIII and Funeral of .
Queer EngIishvOman.

The Queer VIII and Funeral of .
Queer EnRlishwOman.
The will of Mrs. Margaret Thompson,
which is preserved as curiosity at
Somerset House, England, is tribute
to the delights and consultations Of
snuff The testatrix directed that In
her coffin should be buried with her all
her handkeIchiefs and sufficient of the
best Scotch snuff to cover heE body.
This she preferred to flowers, as moth
ing could be more fragrant and so re-
freshing to me as that precious pow
der" Further, the six greatest snuff
takers In the parish Of st. james, West
Minister. We're to be her bearers. Six
old maids, each bearing In her hand a
box filed with the best Scotch snur to
take for their refreshment as they
walked, We're to bear the pail. Before
the corpse the minister was to walk,
carrying and partaking Of n pound Of
snuff. At every twenty yards hand
full of SNUFF was to be delivered to tie
bystunders, and at the door Of the tes-
tatrixs house We're to be placed two
bushels of the same quality Of snuff for
gratultous distribution. In order to in
sure the carrying out of her wishes the
testatrlx made the legacles given by
the will dependent upon an exact and
literal fulfillment Of the conditions
above named. In closing she bade all
concerned to regard SNUFF as the grand
cordial Of nature.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
JerIniah Grimes, Esq.
In Which are Recorded Some
Happenings of the Recent
Democratic State
Convention

LIBERY ToNsHIp, JUL II, 1905.
DEER EDITUR:
The other day Bill Giles, my nab
or, came down and sez, Jerry, did
YOU ever hear abot that ther last Stat
Convenshun wich was held Al Arfis-
burg t. Illuminate SUR am Cort
Jedge? | tel you it was CRATE. You
no Scot Am man was candidat, and
IIoras Bloc called the Dimmycrat
county Cummitee togethr to elect
delegate to voat for Scot. They
clicked Cholly Chalin delegat to voat
for Scot, and sum feller by the name
of Kiswill as an alienation. Well,
Cholly Chalfn got sore toa and
codn't ware his patent lether shoes,
so he wood not 90 down and make
the numnashion speach and voat for
Scot. Cholly is IL particlar kind of a
chap that way and everything mus be
rite up to the scrach. Kiswill he got
loss sumwher in the bushes and didn't
shew up. Now Scot he headed vots
as bad as ever my old wiskers needed
trimmin, and he says to Sine Hufe-
men, you jes cum along and make
the numashion speach and voat for
me, and we will keap quite abot it as
it is slitly unreglar percedin, not
stricly accordin to HOil. Sim he say,
by gum, | am your hucklebury. So
Sine he went down to 'Arrisburg and
made the nomnashun speech. | tell
you Montoor coanty had IL rite to her
representation, and sumtimes you hev
to strain point in politics, just like
/ the ole women must strane the hare
and corn kobs out of the milk, but
them thear fellers in the las Coanty
Conversion they strained the thing
so COL durn hard that wen they got
throo they didn't hev emmy milk lief
in ther buckt. But | mus tel you
abot Shines speach. lie saz me
name is Nowal on the Champion
Hills, me fawther feds his sheap and
rares hiz focks. I'm the rip roaring
ring tailed smasher from Montoor
coanty, cum down to hev my say ON
dis occashun. | kin out-talk, out
jump, out-run, throw OF wallop any
, other six fot-too of human mater in
this here conversation, if emmy budy
hear doan belief it jes let him step
up on the platform. | lum.nat our
Scot Am men for Supream Jedge, an
ennybudy hear as sez he's not tit air
a liar an Il thief to boot-Ber-r-
vow VOW chowf Bout that time
sum teller up in the gallery hollered,
o, Civ us a rest So Sine said he
didn't no the rest and set down. |
tel you Cholly Don'ly an his Fill
delphia crowd looked skeard. jim
Guvey hid in his closet an did not
cum out until the mex day wen he sed
did they tax thet man Ufmen away
This is wat Bill Giles, my nabor, tole
me, an Bill he's purity smart chap.
He taks the Telligencer an the Mon
toor Dummycrat both, an keeps red
up on politics an the like.
Yours trooly,
JERMIAH GRIMES.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
THE PARSON BIRD.
The TUT of New Zealand Can Talk
Crow and whistle.

The TUT of New Zealand Can Talk,
Crow and whistle.
Among the feathered inhabitants of
New Zealand there is bird called the
parson bird, or "tui" 1t Is about the
size and shape of blackb!rd, but has
pair Of delicate white tufts at its
throat and is glossy dark green 9th
erwise, which looks black In the sun
shine. 1t can be taught to crow, to
speak, to whistle tunes, and, besides
these Il lcks, 1t has IL repertory which
Is not often equaled by any other
feathered songster. At vespers 1t has
note like the toll Of bell or the
clear, high note of an organ. 1t can
mimic every bird in the bush to per-
fection. 1t will break Off In the middle
of an exquisite melody and indulge in
a strange melody of sounds which are
impossible to describe. but II you can
imagine 1.-THE combination Of a cough,
laugh, sneeZe. with the smashing
Of pane OF glass" 1t will be some ap-
proach to the idea.
The "tur' nests twice or thrice II year
and has large families. Like the other
birds Of New Zealand. It seems to be
unconscious Of danger from man. 1t is
a pity that the birds of this island are
becoming so scarce. for they speak TO
us of Il time when nature was harm
less, when the snakes, tigers and fal-
cons did not exist.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
Poetry For the Jury.

"I once won case with one of James
Whitcomb Riley's poems," says Con.
gresham Brick of Indiana, who is a
lawyer, "and so l stand for him.
was defending man charged with
stealing silk, and it looked so bad for
him that | decided on an appeal TO the
jury. l did the best could with the
evidence, but l banked most on the
fact that the defendant was u young
man with a wife and child and that 1t
would go hard for all or them to have
him go to the penitentiary for term
Of years.
"My whole argument led up to the
point where closed with Riley's little
poem Back From Two Years Sen.
tence.' When finished. the jury was
In tears. and even the judge and the
attorney for the prosecution We're af-
fected. The jury took just one Duliot
and returned verdict OF not guilty."
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
Sir Walter seott.. Funeral.

That is touching story told of the
funeral Of Sir Walter Scott: The road
by which the procession took Its way
wound over hill, whence can be seen
one Of the most beautiful of land
scapes. 1t was his habit to pause there
to gaze upon the scene and when TAX
ing a friend out to drive he never fall
ed to stop there and call the attention
Of his companion to the most beauti-
full points Of the view. Few could re-
frain from tears when. carrying their
master on his last journey, the horses
stopped at the old familiar spot, as 1t
were. for him to give a last look at the
scene he had loved so we'll
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
Italy and Her Criminals.

In Italy whenever a famous criminal
trial is ON the newspapers take sides
violently, search for evidence and as
sumo all the prerogatives of the court
That they are even more sensational
than the American press in this regard
is indicated by the fact that Italians
reading accounts Of great cases in the
American papers are always struck
with the moderation Of tone shown and
wonder how It Is that Americans take
SO little interest In what concerns the
whole world. THE Americans are a
great people" say the Italians. but
cold; they don't even warm to their
own crlminalsv'
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
RICE TABLE.
The Principal Dish Mt the Midday
Meal In Jnvn.

The Principal Dish mt the Midday
Meal In JAVA.
In Java, as in most really warm coun-
tries, 1t is customary to rise early and
10 take cup of tea or coffee, together
with a biscuit and some fruit, imme-
diately on leaving ones bed. This Is
followed by more substantial break
fast, but the first really serious meal Ia
served at half past 12 o'clock and is
the equivalent of the French "dejeuner
n Ia fourchette" or the Anglo Indian
tiiiin. This meal is called rice table
'rystafel'-from the principal dish. a
very elaborate curry, in the preparation
of which the Malay cooks are especial.
ly skillful
The popularity of the rice table con.
slsts in the number and variety Of
dishes presented. From these dishes
the guest has to select the materials
which, together with the rice upon the
soup plate before him, are to consti.
tute his curry. 1t Is also as well to
know beforehand that one Is not re-
qulred TO lunch solely on curry, but
that the rice table is succeeded by
courses of ordinary luncheon dishes
1t Is case. therefore, of "embarras de
richcsscs"
The secC nd danger is that of making
up ones curry mot wisely, but too
we'll" and leaving neither appetite
nor capacity for the beefstcak or for
nny of the other solid dishes which
subsequently appear ard which under
these circumstances only produce a
feeling of mingled horror and conster-
nation. 1t is then that one suddenly
realizes that the rice table Is merely a
sort OF tremendous "hors d'oeuvre"
There are two dangers to be avoided.
In the first place, 1t is quite possible,
in spite of the number Of the dishes
presented singly, to say nothing of an
octagonal tray containing n separate
chutney in each of its nine compart-
ments. to get no lunch at all, for moth
Ing is easier than after saying "nein"
to n succession of frivolous compounds
to dismiss the one solid and palatable
dish.-Pearson's.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14

1t is amusing to learn that Burns
when just emerging from obscurity
jocularly anticipated that his birthday
would come to be noted among other
remarkable events. In letter to his
early patron, Gavin Hamilton, In 1880
he says. For my own affairs am In O
fair way Of becoming as eminent as
Thomas Kempis or John Bunyan.
and you may henceforth expect to see
my birthday inscribed among the Won
derful events In the Poor Robin and
Aberdeen Almanacks along with the
Black Monday and the battle Of Both.
well Bridge"
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
An Interesting Proposition.

In another column of this paper
appears an advertisement directed to
boys and girls who are ambitious to
make their spare moments productive
through clean, pleasant and remuner-
ative enterprise. Adams's Magazine
is 32-page illustrated monthly mag
azine devoted to the home. 1t con-
tains departments on fashions, en-
broidery, household hiats, table dain-
ties, flowers and plants, garden and
farm. Beginning in the July number
will be serial story by one of the
most noted and famous writers of ro-
mantle fiction in the world. The sub
scription price of the magazine is 10
cents a year, half of which is offered
to the boys and girls who become So
lictors. The publishers have set aside
500, 600 in order TO introduce the
magazine in every locality in the
United States, and it is by virtue of
this appropriation that this liberal of
fer is made to young America.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14

Daily. ! Daily except sunday. I stops
only ON notice to Conductor or Agent, or on
signal.
Trains leave South DanvIle as follows
For Pittston and Scranton, II "a M and . u
and % IN weekdays; 10 IL "A III daily.
For Pottsvile Reading and Phiiadeip phia
: ii II IN and q p III weekdays.
For II ,zleton, : II n IN and . q and 5 80 p IN
weekdays.
For Lewisburg, Milton, Williamsport, J. ock
Haven, Remove and Kane, u l5 u III week.
days; Lock Haven only, y II II IN and 81 p IN
weekdays; for Willamsport and mtcrmedi
ate stations, 8 IA m and 81 p m weekdays
For Bellefonte, Tyrone, Philipsburg and
Cleilrheld, II a IN and IL 10 p m weekdays.
For Harrisburg and intermediate stations,
II Il m, II 10 p IN and 81 p m weekdays
81 p IN daily.
For Philadelphia (via Harrisburg) Balti-
more and Washington, II II IN and and II 10
and d p ~ weekdays; 4 81 p IN daily
For Pittsburg tvia Harrisburg . Il IA m and
81 p IN weekdays 1 81 p IN daily; (via Lew
istown Junetionl II a m and II Is p III week.
days lvia Lock Haven) . II II m and II ID -
IN weekdays.
Pullman Farlor and Sleeping Cars run ON
through trains between SuhLulv, Williams
port and Erlc. bctweea SuubuIy aud Phila-
dciphia and Washington and betw e, II Harris
burg, Pittsburg and the W ST.
For further information apply to ticket
agents.
W. W. ATTERBURY, j. r. WOOD,
General Manager. Pass'r Traffic Mgr
GEO. w. BOYD. General Pass'r Agt.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14
Unfortunately Put.

"Uncle," said the impecunious neph-
CIV, 'you ought to 60 and see the new
play. You would just die laughing"
The old man merely glared. In few
moments later there could be heard the
sound of a scratching pen as he altered
his will for the forty-fourth time
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14

A young man who was about to be
married was very nervous and while
asking for information rs to how he
must act put the question, 'Is it kiss
tomary to Gus the bride"-Brookl lyn
Life.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14

The Democratic State Conven-
ton will re-convene at Harrisburg on
August 10th, to name candidate for
Supreme Judge.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14

Published every Friday at Danville, the
county scat of Nontour county, Pa, at sl.00 1,
year in advance or sl.25 If not paid In ad-
vance; and no paper will be discontinued
until all arrearage is paid, except at the
option of the publisher
Rates of advertising made known on ap-
plicaton. Address all communications to
THE INTELLIGENCER,
DANVILLE, PA.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-07-14

The liar generally passes his time
boasting of his hatred Of liars, thinking
thereby to cover his own defects
Lavater