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Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30

ated in the Uintah Indian Reservation
In Utah. Will he open for occupancy
very shortly. Don't you want 10 home
stead one and make yourself home i?
This land is the best adapted to stock
raising and farming of any land In
Utah. Send 70 cents ior book and map
telling about the country. how TO
homestead and route to get to the land.
THE UINTAH COLONY CO.
Box i9S, Denver, Colo.
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30

Now it is said that the Russian
fleet is to go to Togo.
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30
FARMS GIVEN AWAY.

The mercury in the thermometer
isn't always an early riser
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30

It's easier to begin nt the top and
slide down than II In to begin at the
bottom and crawl up.
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30

Lucky is the actor who fares well on
| his farewell tour.
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30
TEA

There is deal Of comfort
ard ref, eshment cheer and
positive Joy in a timely cup.
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30
Denver Directory

You take ne
chance whom
buying a har-
ness from ua.
every set war
ranted to be
as representa-
ed. This dou-
BILE team har-
ness complete
with collars
and breach
ings. Concor4
style. 2 linen
traces. I o
$500. Sold
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30
S18C. O. D.

everywhere for s27.oo Send for free cat
alogue of saddles and harness Lowest prices
In the u. s. The Fred Mueller Saddle & Har-
ness Co.. 1413-i9 Lariiner St.. Denver. Colo.
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30

The New England Electric CO.. 1851 Blaks
W. Wre or ea.ssens flor sSar ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30

KITCHEN TABLE sbRet worth arss4 & ssns ssss "iea ioa
list. Bon 1. Look. 10th and Blake. Denver.
Gilpin observer., 1905-03-30

Peep o. Day Sweet Corn. Old Trusty Incubat-
ors. Handsome catalogue free. The HaineD
seed Co.. 1921 Fifteenth ST.. Denver. Colo.
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-10-17

er G6neubampfer, nel9er Cor
- mittags bon &Oln rbeinauf@
q pdrts fdbrt, mar oiemli9
6i9t nit &eiienoen beiest.
Giner 0erielten ftanO borne am Bug.
auf bas Geldn0er ii9 itiBenb, uno
blidte binab auf Die Crime, leidt ges
fpelte 6Id9e, our9 tpel6e oas S6iff
feline Tur9en 5os. 9ier iino Die 1fer
mod rei3los, re6ts unO linfs ebenes
&ulturlano, unO ni9ts fefelt DC
@uge, ais Die in Ser 5erne aumGliJ
peri9pinoenben S6iirme.
Der Heiien0e tpanote it6 plDBlih
nit elmer gepifen 9eftigteit in i:r
9enegun9 ab uno iagte anI9einero
untpiafiirti6 in engliI9er Spra6e
balblaut Dor ii9 bin: .Sas maGt
~pabrbaftig nerpOs."
Gin 6err, Der eben lnn9idm borges
sangen mar, ftanO in Oieiem @uger@
blide binter Gem iungen Manne, unO
lab iiberraf9t auf, oenn es bate gang
Den 4nI6ein, ais pb oieie @prte 81
ibm geiprp9en iporoen tpdren. @uh
Der Spreder mar etpas berblifft, ols
er pl0BliA Jug in Dug einem 6rew
Ben eegeniiberituno. Sn Der @erIegen@
belt sriffen untpinfirli9 geiOe nam
ben 6iten, UNI Tie Elm penig gu liften.
.Nb, penn i9 ni9t IRE, Scr.
gpans!" iaste jest Der 9err unO itredte
Dem jungen Manne Die 9anb bin.
nMel9' elm 3ufaa!"
%, in Der Shat, sic art6 bier, 6err
garon!" Die beioen 9erren f9iittelter
fid Die 9Gnoe. .Nod INNER auf Der
WanOerf6aft2"
nSapobl. i9 bin mod INNER Ser
ru6eloie &c ltbummler. WoGen mir
urs ni6t elm plds9en gum 9luuOerr
iu9eng sic baben sstptB ptel gu ers
5Gblen bon Grfolgen uno Mbenteuern."
Der Baron bate umf9au se5alten
nnb elm tlsines Sif99en entbedt. tpels
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-10-17

= Sus10tbis # E. (Scene aug
Der Sommerfrif9e.) Mann: 4lip,
On bait bonn Senfter aus beobu9tet,
pie i9 unb Der frembe 9err bon Dem
pilbgepOrbenen O9ien berfolet tpurs
ben? Srau: @9 ia, unb cine Sobesz
angit babel dus9eitanOen. Defenders
einmal, ols Sbr beibe einen Moment
tehen bliebt, : la babt SIR tpobl per<
f6naufen miifen? Mann: I9 nein,
ba baben mir uns nur chamber. :.
bprgeitelt!
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-10-17

ultSCLui1ets tluS SSINIAttS SS-u1'@SH"~~A
term aus Dem 0iatonifenbduie 81 be-
itelen, oa Die forsfdItigite Pflege notbs
penOig fei.
r0as fehlts no9!" ieuf3te Ser Sberft
als err Oas 9aus berlieB, nm na9 Der
&aierne gu geben. @or Dem Shore
berielben fam linn elm Wann entgegen,
nelGer bDfli9 griBte unb iteben blieb,
10 Dab oer Oberft iih INN 5upanOte.
r9err Sberit erinnern ii9 meiner
pobl nibt mebr? Ge9tsantralt Spfs
tor &0rnsr. Sd bate Die Gbre, bor
GINGER 3eit in @ngelesenbeit oes 9errn
Pailer nit Sbnen gu p%erbanOeln."
nG6 ia, i1 entfinne mid. = Sun,
Sbr Silent i9psbt gegenpdrti9 5pie
f6en Ge6er uno Soo."
sd babe es ioeben erfabren uno bes
baure iebr Oen unfda, irel6er 9errn
YdiIer g%etroffen bat"
rSie fpoIter ibn ipreden?"
nSa, t9 poQte inn mitt)eilen, Dab
MIes gepronet lit, unb i9 in feinern
Iumen Die Grbiduft ibernommea
babe"
vg8ie lit bies m5gli6? pailer CT
fldrte ia bp4, bub er Die @nnu6me abb
lebne."
nNuerOtngs bat CT it9 in oteiem
Slime geduBert, in0eIien glaubte i9,
feline Borte ni3t ernit nebmen 81 Oirz
FEM"
,Wir lit aber nod INNER unbegreifz
lid, Die sic obne feline 3uitimmung
10 banSeln fonnten."
Der Ge9tsannalt ld6clte.
,9as 1T iebr einfa9. Sin 4ntpdlt
muB oft bas Snterefe feiner Slienten
felbit gegen 0eren eigenen 0iGen nab
rem. Dor MGem aber 1T Der umItano
pi3tig, Oa5, pie ib fdon oamals err
tpG6nte, i'm .Seitamentc bie @eitim>
mung g~etroffen tit. i'm Sole 9err
pdiler geftorben iein fplte, Ods Grbe
auf beiien Na6tommen, be5iebungs=
tpeiIe erbbere9tigte @erpdnOte iibers
qebe. 8e6arrt 9err Yailer cuff feiiler
Beigsrung, Damn Dertpalte i6 einfdt)
oas Grbe fir feline Ha9fommen."
rSGs miro nobl Elm eintrdglid)es
9ei6Gft iein," bemerfte Ser Sberit CT
mas farfafii9.
.@arum IpG i9's le,lgncn," entgegs
nete rubig Ger Qntpalt. SD muB arr
6eiten unb peroienen; i5 babe ia cine
Samtlie SIT perTorgen, unO Oa pciTt
mar cine eiinitige Gele9enbeit ni9t 10
lei6t BON Ser 6ano."
rGie ieltit baben alio Elm lebbaftes
Sntereife ="
Ser &eG]tsanpalt fiel tim in Sic
9feoe. rWiro irgenO SSSemanOes SnteS
ref1e gei9dOist?" fragte er ni4t pbne
S6drfe.
rSomeit i9 es b~eurtbeilen fam,
l~lIerOingS ni4t."
Stun, Damn fann man mir audi feis
men GprtpurF MAIDEN"
9amit perneigte er fi9 b0fli9 unO
gina feines Weges.
rQud( Iol6' Elm Su9s, Ser nit
&niffen uno @9li9en auf ieinen eigez
nen @ortbeil ausgebt." od6te Der
Sberit, man mub Soft Damien, tpenn
man nit bieien 2euten ni9ts gu f9ufz
fen bat."
!Serr b. SinfuB beiudte 5uerif BEN
@errunOeten, in oeiIen 3uitanO feline
@erGnberung eingetreten mar. Der
Stabsar3t meinte, Ods ein3ig giinitige
Mpu.ent pdre, oab pailer eben nod
nidt ~geitorben lei. Sn Ser &dn5lei
empfing ser Nbjutdnt ietnen G6ef nit
Der Na9ri6t, oaB bereits Selegramms
bon Dem .ommanoirenoen 9eneral unS
oem Miniitsrium eingelaufen feien, in
peI6en Seri9te berlungt unO bas Gin
treffen bon &ommiiiionen ange5eigt
piiroen.
gMir tperben ia re9t u%ngnebme 8ez
f9Gftigung baben," meinte 9err n.
SiGfub, un0 Der 4oiutant i%euf5te:
rSebr angenebme!."
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-10-17
13. q dbiteI.

SAer G9neubampfer, tpel9er gor<
- mittags bon &Oln rbeinaufe
= pdrts fdbrt, mar aiemli4
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-10-17

-9ie fonfequente 3eu<
gin. .Wie alt finb Sie9" = 20
Sabre, 9err prdibent!" r29 eaben
sic AUDI Dor 2 Sabren an" = Sc
piB. SD bin feline iplde. bic beuts 70
unb mOraen 70 fast!!"
Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-10-17
Gortfebuns foIst(

= 8ir fdGBen MIR BEN geiis, BEN
mir eef1br0et ieben.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
Al ADimai Story For
Little Folks
A Sad Ending

Fishing was poor. Little Bill haa
DANCED his bob in the river all the
morning. lie had baIted his hook with
the choicest WORMS extracted from his
mouth, where he had been carrying
ihem because he couldn't ind a can.
Bet tie fish simply wouldn't nibble.
ITS dead mean he rnuttered. kick
ing the grarel into the water. .Ther
always bite j. school time. but they
never will VIXEN It's vacation. Seems
as II they sorter snted to tempt a fel-
leF 10 play hockey" But white he FISH,
81 there was something going on in
Fishia.ld, just under the waves.
Perfectly ridiculous; perfectly ride
ulous. snapped Mr.. Sunfsh.
What is?" mee'ily asked his wife.
Why, to ina CINE fiat We can't take
vacation too. DO you sse that worm
uansiihs Just above uss it's been
there all day, and there It can stay for
all the trouble shah give 1t. | tell
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
YOU'LL NEVER COVE BACK

YOU. It's ridiculous. I've struck. Here
we are expected to spend our time bit
ing Oh STAY wriggling worms day after
DAY and day after day all summer. Just
TO keep these fishermen amused"
What can you do about It'll" his wife
feebly suggested.
II shall take q vacation myself. Id
said decidedly. Get my things ready!.
Never heard Of such d thingn' ex
claimed his wife excitedly. IA fish
taking vacation inst like the common
schoolboys and poor teachers. You
must be daft"
Daft, nothing. Get my grip pack
ed Mrs. Suntisli obeycd, and soon.
Ar. =. was ready.
Where DO you got'' she asked.
70 the sea, Of course, you sillyr
You'll never come back she said
sadly And he never did, for the salt
water killed him, while Mrs. Suntish
died Of broken heart, all Of which
shows that we don't always have to a.
away from home to be happy.-st. Lou
is Post Dispatch.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
en- PhiIadelphia--as Usual.

II f. Rogers has added a good
humored contribution to the WITH
sssms, deserved Or otherwise, prcva-
lent about the Quaker City.
On an iron grille around an elevator
smart Ct the ground floor, dial with
figures corresponding to the floors ii
lfaFerEed BY an Indicator which In
forms waiting passengers Of the cars
progress up or down,
I ooh there remarked Mr.. Rogers.
pointing as the hand began to move:
~ Il any wonder they jeer at the pace
IN philadelphia
Why. The ear Il coming unusually
last, observed bis companion, A. j.
Cassatt.
What did 1 say?" continued the
tiagnate, roiatsng. at tie Indicator Iii,
sistently. II started at twelve and
s4dn't get here until SIX BY the clockin
Success Napazina
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
Let me Toast PAS.


FFrori "1hv sclyecl for Eeay.u.l"1
H.res 10 the maiden os basllfnf alstaen
Here's to the widow of Rftr.
Here's 90 the Haunting. extI4l ar.asgt
And hsis'a 10 Tie housewife that.
thrifty.
Let the toast pass.
Wen ai ink to lie l1ss
III warrant sheil prove an excuse fot
the glass.
Here's ID the charmcr whose dimplcs W.
NOW % The maid who nas none in;
Hefe " the gfl with pair az Bite
And here's to the nynph with but one.
Let the toast tssss.
Wen dunk to che iass
III warrant she'll prove am excuse Tor
the glass.
Here's to the maid gfth Bosom of snow
:. Now 70 her that's "a brown az hcgrv:
Here's 70 the wife with face full Of Woe
And now TO tte 1afnse THAT'S merry.
Let the tNRst pass
Wen drink to the l4Sq.
~ warrant shell prove en- excuse for the
glass.
For let EN- te clumsy III let an W. slln
Young or anc' mt, ! cars mot Il feather;
Z. Young " at- ! care not feather.
so M pint per quite ulY I'd tie hrffn
20 iiii np your glasses, nay, iii to the
And let us IN toast them together.
Let the toast mass,
Wen drink to the lass,
AZ W7frant shell prove ar excuse for the
Richard Brinsiey sheridan
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
EGG MEMBRANE a HEALER.
Valuable When Used in Gases of Earn
ina or Liberation.

Valuable Wi1en Used in Cases of 2Grn.
ing or Liberation.
At a recent session of the Therapcu-
tical association Of Paris DR.. Amat lee
tired on the Use Of the membrane CT
eggs In the treatment Of wounds. He
has observed Ter some time the good
results Of placing these membranes
upon the surface of wounds and re-
rcrts two flew cases, th&t OF a young
girl suffering from d burn on her foot,
and q man, 40 years old, with a large
ulcer On his leg Roth wouuas were in
process Of healing aud were covered
with healthy gtanulations.
The surgeon cyersrrcad them with
SIX Or eight pieces Of the membrane
Of eggs which was covered with tin
foil and fastened with dry antisaptic
bandages. After -four days the ban
dages and tin foil were removed and
II was shown that the membrane of
the egg had partly grown into the It's.
sues and had caused the growing of d
good skin That the egg membrane
had contributed much TO the healing
process was demonstrated iii the fur-
Their course Of treatment.
II seems, however, that the Nom
brane does not always adhere The
process GENERALIZATION Is not only has
tened, but the wound heals exception.
ally well and leaves hut few percantl.
he traces
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
TIRED our HIS OPPONENTS.
Secretary Bonaparte Secured. Victory
by Repeating Speech.

by Repeating Speech.
While Charles j. Bonaparte, tho new
secretary Of the navy, was connected
with the Baltimore Reform league 1t
was decided to investigate the con
cuct Of a prominent federal Office
holder Friends cf the crooked official
earned this and resolved to pack
4 he eouncil 50 that the report might
HE voted down Mr.. Bonaparte
listened attentiyely 40 the arguments
against the report, aud then rose to
~lye his own views, bitterly attack.
It's the official and urging that the
changes BE Immediately accepted. He
saw, however, that his words would
have little effect on that portion or
his audience which sided with the
accused man. SO when he had finished
his discourse he began over again RET
peating his speech word for word,
cause for pause, gesture for gesture
not once, but dozen times, until
toward morning the friends Of tho
accused official were fast asleep. Mr..
ROnaparte and his associates then
aErrnved the rnnnrt
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
The sAbsent.Nilnded Minis,sA

AT the Chautauqua Assembly 4
number Of stories about absent.,aind.
edncss were being told.
There Was the story Oh the absent.
minded doctor who handed dis patient
" fes and took his prescription hin,
self me story OF the. professor VIA
coming home 70 dinner too early. and
seeing the table cleared, went bac)y
upstairs again. muttering that he ma
quite forgotten having dined; ana
there were many other stories told
But Bishop Vincent. among ali
these anecdotes, carried Off the nal n,
with a story about an absent-mindeJ
minister.
There was a minister" tho Bishou
said, who was 50 absent-minded thai
he once lathcred and shaved lis "a.
hection In the mirror
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
InsuItIna sl.anin.A. !.
ks--What,s the MAJ ! \ }

Winks- What's the mater? You
look mad as IA hornet.
Jinks-- ought to he fraa. I've been
grossly insuIted, and by my own
preacher, TOO,
Your preacher"
Yes, my. preacher. Ite. stopped r1e
on the street and said heil noticed
that on two Or three occasions lately
Ia left the church lust as the cont.fbu.
ton box started around.
did yon leaye?"
Yes; but YOU don't SUPPOSE Il was
to avoid adding FAIRY ,i!tno to thc
church fur Y. 10 yon2 The idea! II
makes me boil 70 think that preacher
my own preacher. too should sur-
gest such q thirg, It's outraseousts
But Why. dia ven leaye%
IT was raining IA forgotten nv
umbrella. and knew there were only
few IN the vestibulc. - New York
Weekly
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25

Last Saturday we announced that
there was q survivor Of Waterloo bi,t
a little while ago. John Vaughan Il
stu alive. and he was a bueler bov
IN the great fght. Il saw him AZ VA.
sail railway station two months acna,
writes \ correspondent, sand MA \
conversation With him. III the course
OF WHEN he told me lie was born N
Aldershot, March, 1901 HI oar
walk well enough still but two wopnSs
IN the left Lex make help necessary
when It comes to getting into ra,i
way carriage. He sells bootlaces Al
we said. for tho veteran finds hc I'm.
net live on bis countrys gratitude
which comes 70 seven shillingy Y
week Surely We might d. d little bet.
ter than that for John Vaughan. VI
London Chrpnfcle. nm
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
Governor Can Pitch Horseshoos.

! ~ O1FI Y kVIF FIUTEEEhoGs.
Gov Jonn II. Mickey Of Nebraska
re other evening made good his claim
20 bs one Of the best horseshoe pitch.
YRS In the state. Paired with ranch.
nan named Derby, he played the old.
fashioned game against his private
ecretary, A. ,. Allen, and DEPUTY
state Auditor Antilles. The two last
named were regarded as the crack
5layers Of that section until tho oc.
'aslon named, when they went down
~ defeat nearly 3 to / The match
Tas played back Of the executive man.
son in Lincoln while the mercury
food over 30 in the shade.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
BIRDS SENSE OF HuMoR
Man Of Experience Awards palm 70
Roast Duck.

noaaf 0NSk.
l was reading q magazine article
me other day-I'm always readins
something. said the hardware me-
chant that had it that DR.. Kenr . }
had discovered that birds have a seuse
OF humor One of his anecdotes was
TO the effect that robin was feeding
Ter young with earthworms. when z
crow. feigning lameness. appeared or
the edge of the nest with open mouth
and claimed share of the meal. The
robin looked the intruder over nicked
up a bit of dead twig that resembled
worm, and hastily thrust it into hts
throat. The crow was so greedy that
he nearly choked 10 death before he
realized that he had been deceived. 7
can easily believe that, but I've al
ways thought that the bird whose
sense OF humor was most highly de
yeioped was the duck. Al roast duck
viii have more fun with you In q
dumb solemn kind OF way than any.
thing that wears feathers. DOM
except women or Indians.
Eve taken carving lessons and /
know just where the joints of a duck
ought to be, but they're rever where
they ought to be; the~'re always
somewhere else. What's worse. tie, 'fe
never located alike in any Two ducks
Again, If you have enc duck You can
make 1t go around, and If YOU have
more than one there's too much Anf
the way a duek'll bound and spring Of
from the knife ard go under the table
with you. II you're net careful. Is won
derful A roasI duck always seems to
say to me:
" You've got me where r cant do a
iot TO you. but you'll be sorcier than /
am, at that, before were through with
orc another"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
A Snub for the Advocate.

IN former years the Edinburgh par.
lament house was regarded lis the ox.
elusive preserve Of the Scottish arI.
stocracy.
Shortly after Robert Forsyth was
allied to the bar, says biographer, a
1retentious young advocate, who vas
lcauainted with FoFsyth'sa humble
risin, had the audacity to say:
Who are you that would venture TO
thrust yourself into the faculty? Arc
sou not the son Of the beadle Of Big
sur?"
\ am indeed" sarcastically replied
7orsyth, 'and | have d strong impTes-
DIN that If you had been tho son Il q
9eadle you would have been a hcadle
tnr1U
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
MISTAKES OF The YOUNGSTERS
Echoes From the kindergarten Heard
at the Teachers Convention.

]SHoes FROM the kindercarten Heard
at the Teachers Convention.
Il larry of teachers at the conven.
ton ct Ocean Grove recently were dis.
ensslns tie mistakes made BY chill
aFen' especially in the matter of single
~eF6s. Sea4e Instances we're cited.
kindergagtner told CT che young.
sier in her class who in'eraret i The
IKE in a school soag. There's q giant
IN me hid as referring u something
wrong with his head. And indeed
even those who have not the least
SI2in OF Gaelic in tleir blood may
una weird and peryerse tendency
N that Phrase in me hidn to suggest
strange meanings.
Another teacher told of little girl
In Sunday school c.asS this time
VINO IN the hymn Onward. Christian
Soldiers" sang:
Christ, the railroad master.
Leads against tho foe
IL was the same pupil who origin.
a'ea ms reading OF sentence in the
lwenty'third Psalm: MY cup dumped
over" feu
One child rendered a line in a song:
bachies it over his dirty back, for
sturdy back and another tot. In re
peatlng the Lords prayer. suddenly
stopped to call for an explanation Of
TIE line which he recited Give us this
day our dirty bread"
me sensitiyeness OF children was
Illustrated In the last story.
4 have been drilling class for
some exercises at a school entertain.
nent,' said one teacher. THE chill.
dren We're divided into battalions and
me leader Of the first group was a
foungster Of unusual precocity very
fright indeed, but often led by his
ci'yerness into mistakes which the
more stupid pupils would never have
made
me first battalion is going too
iast, ! corrected. and this little chan
breaking into tears, ran to a seat and
lala MS head on the desk. sobbing.
II took several minutes to comfort
ana console him, and assure him that
hadn been making fun Of him.
lie thought had said: The first
italian Is goirg too fast and he r..
scnted IT."
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
ca pwLs1 q n,,ntrN

tiaH yoH9 7irner lfst lis SAVIOR
,iAs spiir glee ting lost its cheer?
y goiii daily sturt lurdena
ID Sicnr Esrgntef haif Il suenp9
There's a medicine to cure you
here's q way 10 lift ctr Ioal
With II horse and sadGie and Il ,n,la \,
open eaad.
- yors egehall gfnwttg bilious?
IL Nbfif temper gettiag short?
II thls lifa d Hind decision
tJr d grim Gt{luvelI sgortg
There's h wofld Of haalth ana bea,,tv
AAenes 4 iEelu thas cannot fail,
+a day bealld tht bur9os
On Gusty mountain trail
Come out Old man, were going
90 lard that's free and large
Where tie fa!nless skies are Tcstirv
I ~ q sa1wg rnpuAtain ,nafge
A,flen uis camp IN Gods oWn eonrtrv
You VIII find rrUrself again
With q fire and h blanket ana tbo sta,.
ulcn tho plain!
Bllss Catman.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25

Y a Ghirgese giant who had been on
exhibition in Hamburg was found on
the streets Of that city In a starving
condition. Some people took him to
"a restaurant, where he ate three
plates Of beef soup. four pounds of
beefsteak, three portions Of ham and
eggs, two heapcd UP plates Of pota.
toes and cabbage and fourteen apple
tarts, the whole washed down with
six pints of beer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
L-ttle AnuIs

For some considerable time the pa
tient schoolteacher had been endeav-
oring to explain the meaning Of the
word angle to the infant class.
Towards the finish of her effort she
pointed to a corner of the room.
There she said, "that corner.
children, forms an angle. Now can
can any scholar tell me what an
angle is?"
Little Doris Tresser's hand went
up.
Please. teacher" she said ian
angle Is place to put bad boys in"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
!. CLICK MoIasses.

Gavin bread cn black iaolasses
Is better IN honey en- hash
Fer de fahmAhan coon
En- de oetyroon.
Along Wid dc pc white trash
Tou pours hit out FUN de jug lax dis
You seps hit UP FUN de- pan.
En- hit bees so good
Hid he'rs yn' Aoad
En MT makes you a turble man.
Go'se hits hetter Wild cooter gravy
Fin buttermilk he'ps hit some,
I'm n piece Of catfish
On de side er Dc dish
reels tWlS yo' finger en- thumb:
RMt dss De bread en- de. 'iasses;,
.Widuut any dotn' en- dash,
IL enough ier az coon W
Fin de oetyroon
I'm enough fer de po' white trash.
CHARLOTTE Observer.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-09-25
Pedts Cream Candy Only 10 Cents Pound
OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE - ETIT,
Eortlfy Ysur noax AaaInsr riaaa.,

Above al il ie necessary to build
up the general health and strengthen
the natural deieEcas of the BODY. 50
that Invasion Of disease may be resist.
cd. Healthy tissues and strong. actiye
organs possess great power in wardlng
of disease Pure blood forms one Of
the most important defencos Of the
body. Robust, glowing health IL the
best safeguard a Person can have. A
sound stomach producing healthy gas.
trio juice y ableto destroy germs and
render them harmless.