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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
NOBODY SPARED.
Kidney Troubles Attack Jefferson
Men and Women. Old and
Young Alike.

Kidney ills seize young and old alike
Quickly come and little warning give.
Children suffer in their early years
Can't CONTROL the kidney secretions.
Girls are languid, nervous, suffer pain
Women worry; can't do daily work.
Robust men have lame and aching back
Old folks weak, rheumatic, lame,
Endure distressing urinary ills.
The cure for man, for woman or for
child
Is to ours the cause.-the kidneys
Doan's Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys
Cure all the varied forms of kidney
suffering.
Jefferson testimony guarantees every
box.
E. G. Goodman, proprietor of restau-
rant, at Lafayette and Walnut sts., Norh
Jefferson, Texas, says: "For several
years my wife suffered with kidne troub-
les. She had dull, grinding pain in the
small of the back extending at times to
the top of her head. The kidney secre-
tons were irregular and of an unhealthy
appearance. She was feeling so bad that
she told me to go to the doctor, and it
Just happened at that time that an adj
Vertisement of Doan's Kidney Pills at
trected my attention and we sent to The
j. f. Crow Drug Co.'S. store for box.
Mrs. Goodman began using them and
the treatment so effectively rid her OF
the trouble that | have never heard her
complain of her back or kidneys since
She feels better in every way than she
had for years."
For sale by all dealers. Price SOC.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y, sole
agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
| take no other.
For sale by The j. F. Crow Drug Co,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

The recommendation Of the Sec
rotary of Interior, Mr.. Hitchcock
that the officers of Register and
Receiver in the various land office
be combined into one is popular
everywhere except among the men
who hold these officers AID the
Congressman who control the APP
pointments to them. By the See-
retary's plan $250,000 will be
saved annually to the Government
and one competent man can easily
do the work that has heretofore
been assigned to two. 1t is up to
Congress to sustain this effort at
economy but it Will be an uppopu-
lar one in that body because it re-
stricts to a measurable extent the
patronage of number of its men,
bers. Office plums are exceeding.
~ seductive for voters and reduc-
ton in the number of Offices is just
the last thing desired by Congress
men aspiring to reelection,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CHRIST CHURCH-sunday School at 10 a. m.
Morning Prayer at II II. m. Holy Communion
First Sunday in month,
Guild meets every Monday at 3 p. III.
Rev. Chas T. CoERR, Rector.
Preaching ut the Methodist Church every
sabbath by Rev. ], W. Holt ut IL a. m. and 7:30
q, M Sabbath School 9:i5 Il. M, l.. S. schluter,
superintendent Prayer meeting Wednesday
7:a0 D. m Senior League Thursday $50 p. m.
Junior League Sunday 3 p. IN. Woman's Home
Missionary Society, first Sunday in each month
. Sa.3 y. III. Choir, Saturday 3 p. m.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-Services every
sIrd Sabbath. Hours, II o'clock am and 500 pm
sabbath School every sabbate at 945 n. III.
X. r. RAMSEY, Supt.
All friends and strangers in the city most cor.
daily invited TO worship with u.s.
JOHN II. BELLOT, Pastor
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18


The Bishop Of London says that
drunkenness is deplorably com
mon amopg the students of Ok.
ford. Students of Kanyon Col.
lege IN Ohio are being tried for
having tied freshman to railroad
ties and leaving him to be run
over by an engine and train, Cor
nell students recently gasssed the
tracks of the street railway and
caused GER full of people to slide
down hill at perilous speed. All
other High Education sashas to be
a strenuous affair these days
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
dec, was the first 10 mako np am nttern.

tice, was the first 10 make up an utteru-
the extract OF native medicinal roots,
WITHOUT A PARTICLE OF ALCOHOL, which
purifies the blood and tones up the stom-
ach and the, entire system in Natures
own way. The uGolden Medical Discov-
cry" is just the tissue builder and tonic
You require when recovering from a hard
cold, grip, pneumonia, or from a debii-
tating fever. No matter how strong the
constitution the stomach is apt to get
rout OF killer now and then, and in con-
sequence the blood is disordered, for the
stomach is the laboratory for the con-
slant manufacture of blood. DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery strengthens
the stomach-puts IL in shape to make
pure, rich blood helps the liver and
kidneys to expel the poisons from the
body, and so cures liver, and kidney
troubles. II you take this NATURAL
BLOOD PURIFIER AND NERVE TONIC you
will assist your system in manufacturing
each day a pint of rich, arterial blood,
that Is invigorating to the brain and
nerves. The weak, nervous, rundown,
debilitated condition which over-worked
people experience Is usually the effect of
poisons In the blood; 1t is often indicated
by pimples or boils appearing on the
skin, the face becomes thin--you feel
"blue." DIR. Pierce'S Golden Medical Dis
covery cures all blood humors as well as
being tonic that makes one vigorous,
strong and forceful. DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery STANDS ALONE as the
one medicine for stomach, liver and blood
disorders that has the ingredients printed
upon the wrapper of every bottle leaving
the great laboratory at Buffalo, n. ",
which cures in Natures own way not
only does 1t STAND ALONE in respect 30
its ingredients being knewn, but also as
the only tonic and restorative which abb
Soutely contains no alcohol.
III was taken with a severe cough. weak
ness in my back. glimmer' over the eyes,
had a bad breath, and stomach was out OF
order" writes III, Gaddis of 1923 South Tanna
Avenue. Tacoma. Wash 81 felt sluggish.
did not care for anything. had no life, it was
almost misery to move appetite very poor.
j read Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser and went right away and purchased
two bottles OF his Golden Medical Discov-
cry and before had taken all of one bottle
| felt better. IL any doubt the truth OF this
testimonial they may write to me-"
ESN,o~,sa DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
NETsAsSS, cure bad. foul stomach and
HeWeSs constipation and so help to cure
nearly every disease OF man
kind. They regulate. tone up and invigorata
Stomach, Liver and Bowels.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

The Anna Tardy steamer, en-.
gagged in hauling lumber to Sawyer,
l. T., is stranded on saddbar in
the Kiamitia, The boat, it will be
remembered, met a similar fate
two or three months ago, remaining
at that time tied up until released
by heavy rain reveral weeks af.
terward -Clarksville Times.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that
Contain Mercury,

AS mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering it through the mucous surfaces.
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Hall S Catarrh
ledo, o., contains no mercury, and Is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. IN buying
1t is taken internally and made in Toledo, Ohio,
by f. j. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free.
Address: F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall Family Pills for constipation.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

The Government Printing Office
is under Investigation and being
accused of wasteful and even vic
ious extravaganza, but what of
Congress who authorizes the print
ing and distributing of these vast
numbers of useless documents
with which it is constantly trying
to buy votes?
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
Sells More OF ChamberlaIn's Cough
Remedy than of All Others Put
Together,

Mr.. Thos. George, merchant at Mt.
Elgin, Ontario. says: II have had the
local agency for Chamberlain Cough
Remedy ever since it was introduced
into Canada, and sell as much of it as
l do of all other lines 1 have on my
shelves put together. Of the many
dozen sold under guarantee, have not
had one bottle returned. l can person
ally recommend this mekicine as l have
used it myself and given it to my chill
dren and always with the best results"
For sale by all druggists.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

There are five thousand fewer
post offices in the United States
now than four years ago. This
might look like decrease in the
postal business but that is not the
case for it is the rural free delivery
routes that have showed the little
post Offices out of business. While
the Post Offices are fewer in mum
Der the Roosevelt post Offices have
been rapidly increasing. Eight
years ago there was not an office
of the States and n ere are
seventeen in as many different
states, with seven extra ones
named Teddy.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Kansas statesmen, no matter
how they are handicapped other
wise generally manage to achieve
fame by dress. Congressman Reed
er bids fair to become as famous
for his celluloid cuffs as Jerry
Simpson was for his lack of socks.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

The President says that he put
the gag on the Cabinet not to prev
ent the giving out of news but to
prevent discussion of trivial things
with the news paper reporters
The Cabinet probably will resent
the explanation more than the
order.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

J Pierpont Morgan bought an
old piano in Europe for seven
thousand dollars. This is extra.
vagance even for rich man when
old pianos are selling at every auc
ton for from five dollars up.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

This country imported last year
1877, 900 pounds of pure Java and
Mocha coffee, but the National
Grocers' Association report sales
of the absolutely pure articles to
the extent of 8 100000 pounds.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

The Government Weather Blu
reau says that Chicago is no longer
the "windycity." New York dur
ing the present campaign has
probably broken Chicagos record.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

1t is noted with deep concern
that there is a partial failure of the
persimmon crop this year. The
crop of poles, on the contrary, is
simply immense.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Charlie Cleland of Mt, pleasant
has sued the Cotton Belt railroad
for $50, 900 for personal damages.
He was run over and had both legs
cut off while switching in the yards
at Mt Vernon some time ago.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Mr.. Roosevelt never WINGED un.
der the Populist Endorsement.
Having been stuck by trolley
car and thrown through a boat
window by a collision he is getting
accustomed to shocks.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
81 Thank The LOrd!"

Cried Hannah Plant. of Little Rock,
Ark. ''tor the relief | got from Buck
lens Arnica Salve, 1t cured my fearful
running sores, which nothing else would
heal, and from which | had suffered for
B years" 1t is marvellous healer for
cuts, burns and wounds. Guaranteed
at all druggists; 25c.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Energy all gone? Headache? Stom.
ach out of order? Simply case of tor
pid liver. Burdock Blood Bitters will
make new man or woman of you. For
sale by The j. +. Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Mr., Taft has reached the 18TH
mus and made an examination of
Canal conditions From his re.
ports it would seem that Utopia
had been at last discovered.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

The factory cost of the best sew
ing machine made, exclusive of
woodwork, is less than $40.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

A Fort Worth bank recently re.
ceived shipment of $1,000 in
nickels from Philadelphia. The
weight of the consignment was 200
pounds.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

A Cleveland woman ia accused
of having put love portion ina
mans coffee to win him. Why
didn't she simply try to make
good coffee. Very few men but
can be won by that.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

The United States is congratula.
ling itself that Prince Henry of
Battenburg visiting the country af-
ter Newport Season had closed.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Chicago has completed her new
post office and the antiquarians are
looking up records to see when it
Sras begun.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

II Mrs. Hearsts promises were
votes his election would be a sure
thing.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

NJ, x. Be r.
EAST BOUND.
M. 222, Mail and Express. 1885 p. m.
No. 224, Night Express. ... 400 a. m.
WEST BOUND.
No. 22l, Mail. and Express. .0S p. m.
No. 223, Night Express. .12:45 a. m.
M. P. O'CoNNoR, Local Agent.
Jefferson Texas.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

A man who practices what he
breaches is generally silent man,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Another million acres of Texas
school land will be thrown on the
market in January next.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18
Railway Time Gard

Texas &c RaGIfIG.
WEST BOUND.
No. l01, I. & g. N. Express. 1859 a. m.
No. l, Mail and Express. 1888 a. m.
No. 3, Night Express. ...... .l246 a. m.
No. b, Cannon Ball.......... 1:50 p. m
EAST BOUND,
No. 2, Mail and Express. .... 1897 p. m.
No. 1, Night Express. ....... 1853 a. m.
No. 104, |. & G. N. Express. 200 a. m.
40. 6, Cannon Ball. ......... 1:51 p. m.
r. T. HAZARD, Local Agent.
Jefferson, Texas.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Remember you have not sinew
whose law of strength is not action
you have not n faculty of body.
mind or soul whose law of i'm
provement is not energy
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-11-18

Entered at the Post Office at Jefferson, Texas,
rs second class mail matter.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08

Leased wire Geographic service by
Pnblishers' Press Association. Special
correspondents at Charleston, Park.
srzburg and ether sim the State.
The West virginian is fol sale at
the following places:
A. G. Martins book store, Main st.
Clyde Hollis cigar store. Main st.
Kinkead news stand. Main street.
Mercer's confectionery. opposite
Watson Hotel.
Yost Billiard Parlors, Kairmort
venue.
A. Merrifeld's store, Locust avenue.
Fred Harris confectionery. Water
street.
. W. orr's news stand. Monongah.
Claude Higginbotham. Company
gtore. Watson.
Emmett Ices news stand. Manning
TON.
Abbey Bmke, agent. Rivesville.
Miss sallie 3. Martin, p~ostofice.
Tairview.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08
FARMERS INSURE
AGAINST FIRE
ORGANIZATION OF ASSOCIATION
WILL GIVE COUNTRY PEG
PIE INSURANCE AT LOW
RATE.

The organization Of the Farmers
Mutual Fire Association is now com
plete and there is hardly any question
that there will be fairly a scramble
to get into the e company. The
older companies, many Of them, re-
fuse to insure farm properties alto
gether, and those that do charge ex-
orbitant rates. The average premium
of the old companies is 81 on 800 for
three years, while the rate charged
by the recently organized nce is
25 cents on 800 for the same time.
To insure a house and outbuiidings
for $4,000 last week cost the Marion
county farmer $50; this week 1t costs
him $3.50.
Beyond the first membership fee of
81 and the 25 cents on a 500 there is
no premium or assessment to pay ex-
cept in case of actual loss to some
member of the association by fire or
lightning.
100000 worth Of insurance will be
written before it becomes binding.
The officers of the newly formed
insurance company are the following.
+. n. Meredith, president.
A. s. Prichard, vice president.
. Lloyd w. Kelley, secretary.
Fairmont Trust Co., treasurer.
Executive committee, F.. M. Mere
dith, c. D. Conway, A. N. Satterfeld-
Tusca Morris, statutory attorney.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08
RAILROADS AS TAXPAYERS.

It Is hard to beat reason into a
Democrat. He nerves himself against
truth and appeals wholly to preju-
dice. The latest exhibition of this
narrow-mindedness is in the case of
the assessment OF railroads recently
made by the Board of Public Works.
The glaring Inconsistencies display
ed in the criticism show how unfair
these knockers are. They have all
along seemed worried because the
railroads were not 10 be ruined by the
Republicans. while at the same time
they were posing before the railroad
owners a their only friends. Just
now a great deal is being said be.
cause the taxes paid by the railroads
on this years assessment will not
be as high as were their taxes last
year.. How could 1t be otherwise?
The property of railroad companies
does not differ from property of in.
diyiduals. 1t Is assessed at so much,
placed on the books and added in with
that Of every other class of property
and then becomes subject to the levy
laid by the proper authorities. II
there is a general cut in the levy, the
railroad companies, in common with
all other property owners, are bene
flied by It. AS we have stated before
In these columns, the Board of Public
Works assessed the railroads on prac
tically the same basis this year as
last, except where new property was
found or where the valuation was
found to be too low. Next year, rail
road holdings and all other kinds OF
property will be brought up on a com
mon level, that of the true and actual
value, and there will be a correspond.
ing decrease in the levy, as is shown
In the case OF Mcdowell county. On
the r-eassessment valuation, Mcdowell
county can raise a little more money
next year than will be raised this
year with the rate reduced from $2.4O
to 70 cents on the hundred dollars.
Twenty-Five cents on the hundred
dollars! How does that sound to Ma.
rion county tax payers who have
been paying from two and one.hali
TO three dollars on the hundred? II
you have to fret, fret easy over the
new tax laws, for they will work to
the benefit of the people Just as sure
as the sun shines.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08

- HA-H 81 $3.50. 80 tHaafE VafaI. INaufr .HHa
The farmers and small property
owners of Mcdowell county will have
an easy time Of it settling with the
sheriff next year. The large coal
holdings have SO increased the valu-
alton that the rate of levy a be re-
duced from $40 on the hundred dol
lars to the paltry sun of % cents on
the hundred. A man who has been
paying at the rate of $1,000 on a
thousand dollays' worth of property
will next year need to pay but $3.50
on the thousand. Thete will not like.
ly be enough Democrats in Mellow.
ell next year to serve as election
commissioners; they will Just con.
clude to make it unanimous in favor
of the e tax laws and let it go at
that.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08

gin our Almanac for many years past we
have given unusual advice to those attic
ted with coughs, colds, throat or lung
troubles or consumption. We have told
them If they did not receive n special
benefit after the use of one 75-cent size
bottle of German Syrup, to consult their
doctor. give did not ask them or urge
them to use a large number of bottles, az
is the case in the advertising of many
other remedies. Our confidence in Ger
mar Syrup makes it possible for US to
give such advice. Owe know by the ex-
perience of over IS years that one 75-cent
bottle of German Syrup will speedily re-
lieve or cure the worst coughs, colds,
bronchial or lung troubles-and that,
even in bad cases of consumption, one
large bottle Of German Syrup will work
wonders. qNew trial bottles, a5c.; reg.
ular size, 75c. At all druggists.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08
Better Than a pullman.

Mr.. Geo. NJ. Jacobs, clerk of the
County Court, left to-day for his sum-
mer home at Mt. Lake Park. He had
been here since Sunday evening. Mr..
Jacobs seems very proud of his new
automobile, of which he is becoming
a champion chauffeur. He says an
automobile is the best vehicle on
wheels, the Pullman palace car even,
not being in the same class with it.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08
RETAIL eRocERs
Decide to Unite For the Common In
terest of All.

An enthusiastic meeting was held
at the Courthouse last evening for
the purpose of forming a Retail Gro
GERS Association. A good majority of
the grocers Of the city were present
and the organization was effected and
George B. Morgan elected president.
The object of the association is to
secure the more thorough protection
of grocers' interests in the city;
systematically to blacklist the dead.
beat; to provide for the shipment of
staples in large quantities; to insist
OF the fulflment of country produce
contracts; and to combine on many
other important measures for the
groceryman's welfare.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1905-08-08
Jumped From the launch.

LONG BRANCH, N. j., August 81
James R. Roosevelt, a nephew of
President Roosevelt, and a summer
resident Of Sea Bright, with a party
of men friends, had an exciting time
yesterday off Sea Bright. They were
returning home, when a fare was
discovered in the naptha launch, caus-
ed by a leak in a pipe. The gasoline
fire spread, causing much alarm. The
naptha launch was beached of Great
Meadows. after the party had jumped
into the river and swan ashore.