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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08

The Aiterclap.
He who laughs last. they gay. laughs best.
And maybe II Is true.
But, then. he cannot see the point
TIL all the rest are through.
You mark II with a diagram.
Show how the thing was planned.
And when he secs q light at last
He laughs to beat the band.
II may be much the better way
To laugh at It next dag.
HSt a, I oHcs wsuis sns s4snsr sn my s,,4Ss sides
\ return coupon rarely goes with
ticket to oblivion.
Many girl has found that marrying
money and marrying for money are two
different propositions.
1t Is wiser to pay your debts than to
be talked to death by collectors.
a Ounce becomes n wise guy when
he chances to hit the right side of the
market
A woman isn't really afraid Of bur
glars, but she knows that men EXPECT
her to be afraid, and she doesn't like
to disappoint them.
The real reason why an old bachelor
doesn't marry Is because he spends his
time trying to figure out how he came
to get left.
The man who hasn't enough business
ability to enjoy being with men usually
comes to be spoken Of as a ladies' man.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08
The Autumn Landscape.

The autumn Minds srn signing,
The clouds weep over all;
II makes tho weather sad, indeed.
To see the water fall.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08
SOUTHERN lWAY
HE soUTH's GREATEST SYSTEM.

JneXcelled Dining Car Service.
Through Pullman Sleeping Cars
on all Through Trains-Con-
venient Schedule en- all
Local Trains,
Winter Tourist Rates are
now in effect to all Florida
POINTS. For full information
IS to rates, routes, etc., con-
;ult nearest Sol. .thern Railway
Ticket Agent or
sRooKs MORGAN, R. w. HUNT,
A. G. p. A., ID. p. A.,
Atlanta, Ga. Charleston, S. G..
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08
Add to the Cheer of
Christmas Season

by a drink of delicious, frag-
rant and wholesome Coffee.
What is better than a cup of
the right kind Of Coffee,
breWed in the right kind Of
way and served by the right
person.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Often tho Er1peut 0f bStb Is TIM
reaApys fsrmMs b sn fsdfvdmTs -
r is.s .ss.s-Ss. Ss.i1 s-.ass,..s rs Iass.ifs,-
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08
Not All Free.

Going TO tho horse showi'
What do they do at horse shows
break horsesf"
mo, break the visitors"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08
The Brute.

The Brute,
"Pa, Is music science or an art"
"Sh, don't tell your ma said so-it's
four fush.'
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08

The real reason why an old bachelo
doesn't marry Is because he spends hi
time trying to figure out how he cam
to get left.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08

The man who hasn't enough business
ability to enjoy being with men usually
comes to be spoken Of as n ladies' man.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1905-12-08

A woman isn't really afraid Of bur
glars, but she knows that men exrec
her to be afraid, and she doesn't like
to disappoint them.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-05-18


himself in readiness to retire ut the can
"l his noiGAhprN or to SURRENDER n large
Share Of his timc To- the service of his
community. There are scores Of OIL
cial Positions be- may lie called ON to
ilH. hut in none of them will he receive
one penny of salary. nor nccl lie ex-
poet any material benefit or business
prestige from the holding OF siich an
office.
Mayors. aldermen. councillors. tiIls-
tees and other elective officials in Great
britain serve absolutely without pay.
Tie majority of these mon devote a
LARGE shnrr Of tL,tr time tn tl,r cities
which lave thus hou1rI Them. They
enter into this executive work with as
much or more enthusiasm ms was for
mrrlv di>nlavcl in the alu>,!ng of pri-
y"tc fortunes. They take Il pride and
lcli-lt I'm MASTERING. tie details per
t1iuiur to tlc committees ON which
thew are placed and gradually GcvrloD
until tLrv .rn c,nni,ln of talking clur.,p
of any branch of 1hc mun,cipal service.
/ vo,,I1 tI,t .vnrv careless \uori,au
citi1nn c,uld witness , Session of the
civ c,uu,1 nf N,nchcstcr which is of
. TYNE common in Great Britain. The
momhors of this DISTINGUISHED assem-
hlv ,rr IN fact rs well rs in name the
soi,o,,,,,,.. nf tloir civ Thov are NOT
rl,,.nl in those uositious Of honor be-
cur.n uf a rllrchuSrd ropularitV, with
.,,.,,,,,. of nortison ward heclcrs; they
H. r,, ov.o th.r cloctions TO nomina-
tion. dictotod hv generations in need
or thot, .o,.,icns Tncv are the repre-
=, chain ,it,.
U1o, tho, moot tho Galleries are not
e,,., .i,n = hordo of n.rice seekers No
''''," ,...,..',., ,roi, e,rl. rho roners
' , .,,o ,,ro.oodinos Io not
" nv = ',.,' haaI,i,o, ~. hristlo with
odi,or;,l, dononncin, the --latest alder
'.,,.' a,oal"
''' 49,, ,,o,, +, tho Manchester city
hands oro white from
rortv ar more of wears spent in unpaid
'.ore,h sor,.ico IN fine city of their
, "i", '', 49, adontion The dean of the
WI III VI ,i,an,,,,o Kin, who was
cou'.cI , - i IN 1s5G and mnde al.
s ,' 'o o,a,.on vo,rs LATER He has
ue. .'''," os ,ord ,.vor and in two years
,rar now he win celebrate tie compile
.,o.' """ Ire ~ century Of official life. The
'io'' " =" ,i'' enrvcl ne councillors by
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-05-18

There are also special committees ON
technical instruction. aided institutions,
Alteration of gas profits. collection of
rents. c.cttroiytic action upon pipes and
mains, Manchester Royal inlirmary,
Manchester ship canal. telephones and
ventilation of sewers
Each of the staudiu: committees has
from three To twelve Suhrpmmittc"S,
the vast work of the council being thus
divided among tie lei members, each
one being held responsible for the
faithful performance of one or mOr"
Specific duties. The plan in its entirety
is in almost every particular superi "
to the prevailing organization of kin
drcd bottles in Tie 'niicd States. do
not believe that there is an elective
body in this country which can com
pare with the city council Of MInchcS-
ter in the Elattcr of organization and
in cNccutiVc capacity. The plain truth
of the matter is That, compared with
Manchester ANA Glasgow. or Ancri-
can cities are the mercSt nOvccS in the
science ANA practice of municipal gov
erImcnt.
had an interesting talk with our
American consul in one of the larger
cities of Great Britain. oar convclSa-
ton was confidential. and his name and
station are not material.
"What is the secret of the success of
municipal ownership in this city, |
asked.
"Thc unimpeachable honesty and civ
ic zeal of the members of the city couli-
eli and back of them an honest ana
Jealous body Of electors. was his I'M
hrsitating response. THAT is all that
is secret or mysterious about it, 81
far MS Il system of checks or of book
kccpin- is concerned there is nothing
TO prevent the officials from stealing
the city blind. Any of the cliqucS in
orr great cities would loot this town
and drive it into bankruptcy in year
1t would he like handing tie keys OF Il
safe to a burglar and promising him
immunity from arrest. But the cltl'
zcns of this place elect men whom II
is not necessary to watch. In half q
century suspicion has never been dl-
rooted against Il member of this city
council. Public ownership is a success
here. but that does not imply that II
world he one in the United States
Tic conditions are entirely different
"Hv which you mean that the stand
ard of morality and of civic conscious
ness is higher here than in the United
States:' ventured.
"You may draw your own conclu
sious." he said. Most of your readers
will not believe your statement tla'
thcro is such an institution as an hon
est ANA patriotic city council. ana, ncV
or having seen one they are not TO DC
hlamcd for such unhclicf.
From this gentleman ana from Others
I lcarncI that with the increase III TIC
responsibilities assumed by the vArl
olls cities there has occurred Il CORE
snondlng change in the personnel ol
tie municipal councils. The aciGlrm.
of street railways, gas WORKS. electro
light and power plants an ID" cree
ton of dwellings IT, &c W1rkin'
rlassc, have c.usel ia" c'c ;'r' ID s"ci
nc councillors ilc4 ~ s..n ,ir W1t'. an.
Lls,ncss Interests have .en II. ~; ..'
same lines. \atif..c
architects. DEL
ra.einoors au
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-05-18

Ipl'lIi 'ISA * made IV those NTn0
Ii ga. ,.,,.i,,,,.. r,.,..,,,. ,,.,.. ,,,,.,,..l
q ..,.. ,..
~
y" ''''' mus ''''''''''
10 possess ''' "'''"''''' ''' ''''''' "'''"'
eG-c ami IT," cNi"rI'iI'" necessary 10
The proper administration OF such com
plcx and diversified enterprises as
street RAILWAYS. gas works. electric
r.,l.ti,.... and ,,,,y.r ,,l.rts Tho .i...ttnu
.............,.,. 49,, tu...rl.,.... ..,,d ,,t
............ ..,l..,. ,,.,.1.r
'''''
'"N'''-' "'N"''''' ~ go
Uy thc municipalities "l ''T'"' hII'''''
Next To the fear Of Offering added oI-
portunity for official plumber this IS the
more quoted argument made against
RI. .v.tnn liz tl,.n who discuss ana
u.r..o nf il in H.. 1.n-tnI States
,..,.. ,,..,,. in ,,..
i"iN "''" 80
tnoN" no H"'' must l'''"" ~ ''''
halt on any extension OF the Ael" 81
public ownership. talked with scores
vi UVS 4ll'NN li+'4l anu i'' - l'''l'''''
owners. and it is only the simple truth
to state that without cN't'uoh 'Il'S'
men asserted that no such charge was
even entertained 10y the rcNpollSi''
element of tie community.
1t is difficult for an American 10 com
prehcnd the possibility of a muhciph
legislative and executive bo..I actu1ieu
solely by an Intelligent d"SH" 10 -
administer affairs as to safeguard ANA
promote tie common interests oil eau
zens and taxpayers.
The British taxpayer selects his al
derman or counci.or with me same
care and with the same OBJECT III We"
that actuates him wien he has 'ole
for the choice of directors in private
corporation. He looks for Il man VINO
possesses Judgment, ability ana Nl''lii-
peachable integrity. lie u)cS h"' Wv
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-05-18
VOL. NIL.
HOW BRITISH CITIES MANAGE

Pubic rti'iies The Secret of the Success Of
Municipal Ownership Lie, in the unimper
i,hablc Honesty and Civic Zeal Of Officials
B, Frederick Jphlm hdam>.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-05-18
No. 20.
GIVE US A SQUARE DEAL

Washington is in Danger of Losing Irrigation
Allotment ard Protests are Going up to
President Roosevelt for an Investigation
a Business Rustic VIII Accomplish Good.
Through either neXplicabe methods
Of the lnited States reclamation SER
vice or the inability of Washingtons
congressional delegation to cope with
the situation, this state stands in i'm
mincnt danger of losing an allotment of
81. 800, 600 made by the secretary of the
interior year ago to reclaim arid
lands in this state
An cunts contributed to reclamation
fund from Western states and contracts
now under way under the reclamation
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1905-05-18

service.
STATE CONTRIBU- CONTRACTS
1IONS LET
Arizona 1866, +o3 $3,O00.000
Nevada IS lJ., 5000, 600
California l,07l.9O3 5000. 600
Colorado l,59l, lG7 $500. 600
New Mexico APO. 2O2 27J,000
Idaho l.64j.129 1900. 900
Wash ton 2,713j.3G2 NONE
Il is entirely probable that an inves-
tigation of the acts of the reclamation
service in this state will be demanded
by irrigationio,s of Washington. The
eastern Washington branch of the Ma
tional Irrigation association. with
headquarters at Spokane, has taken up
the ti9ht for reclamation work in this
state |, i contended by prominent
men that the government reclamation
officials have ob'ained practically ev-
er, thlug the, have asked fer in the
way OF lrglelatiun in this state, and
have up 20 the present moment render
den nothing Whatever in the way OF
'Dn ecu Nalent.
Oh tcfDTIStS III With tIt titS mas III
vested millions of pounds.
The statement ha, repeatedly been
made in the United States by certain
writer's that those who have the direct
manag emcnt of these municipal enter
priSes serve without pay. This is not
true. The aldermen and councillors as
well as the mayor and other officials
do not receive a penny in compensation
for their services. and their duties de-
mand Il large share of their time, but
tie general managers and Superintend-
cntS of tramwayS. gas plants and other
undertakings receive the same or more
pay than wOull be awarded to them
were they employed for private rather
than public corporations. The council
committees select these men, and they
search the world for the most capable
experts and executives ut the com
mand of salaries Not the slightest
preference is given to local ability. Sc
lcctions are made on the same principle
which guides Il private board of direct
OrS in search of Il manager who is
capable Of increasing the efficiency of
a plant and Of adding to the revenues
Tie active heads Of the great repro
ductivc mlniciNal departments in
Great Britain receive from $1,000 to
$4,000 year. The cities have outbid
The private comnnn'cs in tie quest for
c~pcs,tiyc ana cl-.asering talent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

The pupils Of Mrs. Frcdgricl, Green
leaf will bee heard in Two piano recit-
ais this weal; in the Broadway Meth.
odist church. Pupils Of the first, sec.
ond, third and fourth grades viii give
a recital on Thursday, June ], and
those of the advanced class ON Friday
June ,. both TO begin at S:l5 p. m.
On Friday evening Mrs. Greenleal
will play the last movement Of tho
G Minor Concerto. by Mendelss0hr
with Mrs. J r. Pennington at The
second piano. and Mr.. Hamilton Bee
will give two vocal numbers, accom-
panied by Mrs w II. Buck Persons
Interested in music are cordially in
vited to be present.
Admission free.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
One-Half Price.

Beginning Monday morning and
continuing until my entire stock is
sold out, | will sell millinery at one
half price.
This is the first really great bar
gain sale every offered on new millin'
cry in Ardmore. | have many of the
very choicest hats of the season. My
entire stock of yelling is made up OF
the newest patterns. My stock OF
babies and childrens headwear is
complete. In the stock are many
choice pieces Of ribbons. Everything
goes at 80 cents on the 81. Come ear
ly and take your choice.
2S-3 RUSSELL SHINHOLSER.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
New Millinery store,

To the Pyopl, OF Ardmore ana vi.
cinity:
take this method Of introducing
myself To yuu, and stating to you that
J have come from Nashville, Tenn,
my former home, to your city TO live
and become one Of you. brought
with me a strictly up-to-date stock of
millinery goods which goods were pur-
chased with a view of going into bus.
mess in a large city, but owing to dif-
ficult.es hat / did not foreseS. did
not engage i'm business as | expected,
an3 these goods were shipped TO Ard.
more, and / am now Offering same
for sale at unheard of prices, consid-
ering the quality and style of goods.
| must Clus' uut this stock in order
to m3ia room for other goods which /
expect Jo receive In the future want
tu scr You and get acquainted with
you. whah. you want any millinery
ar not p',a. .ar at my store be
tween First Nauonal ban, and post
of1co-Nrs Surgeons old stand
and SEQ what ! have TO Offer
Very r.sp,c'u'lE
253w2 MRS. ". C.. WILLIAMS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
PERSONAL

Mrs. L. 4. Jacobs Of shawnee is in
the city
Attorney franklin is here attend.
ing court.
r. u. Mitchell of Gainesville is IN
the city
r. b. Faulkner Of Dougherty is in
the city.
j. r. Britain of Paris is a visitor
to The city.
Z. l.. Bodelle Of Topeka, Kan, is
IN the city.
Judge FJrman came in from Ada
this morning
G. G. Gutmoy of Wynnewood wa
here yesterday
II. Y. Blount of Milbun was in thu
city this morning.
Mrs J. ~ Davis of Wynnewood was
in the city yesterday
}. L. Suggs Of Wyunewood is a Wis.
itor TO the city today
Mr and Mrs. GUY p Cobb are over
today from Tishommgo
r F Richardson. q real estate man
Of Cornish, was in the city today
A. G. Porter of thc Indian agents
Office at NusEogcc is In the city on
! business.
Mrs Daisy Yates Mcconnell Of Enid
IS I'm the city the guest Of her mother
Mrs. r. o. Reynolds.
J. p. Wood. a former resident o.
Ardmor2, but now residing at Al,
IS I'm The city shaking hands with Ei-
old fri. nds and acquaintances.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

! have 'og sal, the w,ll known steel
galvanized lightning roI-Jhe world $
very best malla-and all kinds Of or
nameuJs one could desire. ! buy d.-
rect from the factory; do not keep
travelling outfit al heavy expense, and
can save you big money. This ROD
has the biggest surface on the mar
Eol. I.CM JOHNSTON. 29-G
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
PaImist.

Lady Wright, one Of the best known
palmists i'm the South, reads your
palm scientifically, tells you of your
mistakes in life and advises you in
all business changes. Call and see
her Rooms 22l North Washington
street. $50
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
Made RItter,s erOeery store.

Jacob Dold high grade hams, lac
per pound.
Swift premium breakfast bacon 19c
per pound.
Jacob Dold high grade lard-the
very best-at 10 cents per pound.
Leader and Plansifter flour at S140
per sack.
The very best Eupion oil-5 gallons
for 81.
We mean business. A strict guar
autec with every quoted price.
w. j. BLEDSOE Manager
THE WADE RITTER GROCER co.
2S-C
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

Mrs. l.. ID. Mason, who took ths
blue ribbon recently for the largest
strawberries, has sent the Ardmoreito
a fine sample of her dewberry crop.
The berries are very large and again
testify to tn natural condition of the
soil here as being the very finest for
fruit culture.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
Attention, Music Lovers.

IF you enjoy good violin music come
out Tuesday evening, Nay 30, and
hear solos, Duets, quartetts and sex.
tetts by Ardmore's coming violinists,
at c. p. church. Admission 10 and
25 cents.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

j. D. McCasii OF Pensacola, Fla.
who has very heavy lumber interests
in that state, is in the city on bust
ness He j. greatly impressed with
AIduor..
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

Rcy. w. f IIawlcy Of Oklahoma
city occupied the pulpit of the First
Presbyterian church yesterday DO h
morning ana evening. delivering two
remarkably fine sermons to attent' %
audi noes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
Recital.

The pupils of Miss At"elle Flan-
iken's music class will 81! n recital
at the Cumberland resbytaghin
church Tuesday, May 80. At 10 II. m.
and p m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

A report Las been circulated here
hat Roy Green, who is visiting In
Ulnos, had been hurt in a wreck
$ letter from him TO his mother re-
reived this morning says he is al
light and on his way to Chicago.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

LOST-A small red pocketbook CON
tanning $50 and papers belonging to
G. II. Cloy. Findey will receive lib
eral reward by leaving at Baltimore
Racket Store. 29-ti
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

The Ladies' Aid Society Of the
Christian church VIII meet at the
church tomorrow afternoon at 2:3O
o'clock.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

Fresh dawberries every day
phone i1S. Free delivery. 26-u
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
NOTICE.

| am making special prices on Rus
sells big boil prolific cotton seed.
Cal at once. Il. B. Pugh, Ardmore, /.
7. 14.dw-lm.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

Born 10 Mir. ana Mrs. Joe McFa,
land Of Lindsay. a soH.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

For long term loans on the surplus
alloments of inter-married citizens,
write the American Investment Co.,
AtOEa, l. 4.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

Bivens, Corhn & Frensley nave the
nest lot Of screen doors in the city
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

The South Ardmora Baptist church
will begin a protractod meeting ON
the second Sunday in June. J j..
Tidwell of Decatur Texas, viii do he
preaching.
j. r. ARLINGTON, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

Sell or exchange your old goods
with Hall & Hills. 2S-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29

AeAco's- Are .hc best l5tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-05-29
Sweet Potato Slips

For sale by f. b. Pugh, Ardmore. 2S
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-11-22
IMMIGRATION SOUTHWARK

A study of immigration, to the
Southern States made by Prof. w.
l.. Fleming, of the University of
West Virginia, shows that svste-
matte effort is being made through
out the South to promote the i'm
migration of desirable citizens. and
with gratifying success. Maryland
Is credited with securing 1000 de-
sirable immigrants in one wear:
South Carolina has effected settle
ments of Scotch, Canadians and
Germans, and is now trying to add
Scandinavians, and Louisiana has
obtained very large additions from
Italy and the Northwest. MANY
of the Southern States are advcr-
Using their attractions, with the
result that the recent infiuxes from
Europe and the North are vastly
greater than ten years ago. The
most potent factor. however. ac-
cording TO Professor Fleming, are
The much-abuSed railways. The
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-11-22
CONRAD FOR THE SENATE.

One of the foremost citizens of
Montana, Hon. w. q. Conrad. Is
at the New Willard, accompanied
10y his two winsome young daugh-
tiers. Had it not been for the
Roosevelt tidal wave last wear.
Montana, nominally Democratic.
would have been carried by that
party, and Mr.. Conrad would have
been easily elected to the United
States Senate, for he has been for
years the choice of the great mass
of the State for that Office.
Mr. Conrad comes East frequent
~, and still retains his old home in
Clarke County, Va, from which
ne migrated a good many years
ago, with scarcely enough money
to pay his railroad fare to the
West. Settling in Montana when
1t was in the infancy of its develop
ment, he went to work with a will
and to-day Is one of the richest men
IN Its borders, being the owner of
half dozen banks, extensive herds
of cattle, and flocks of sheep, be-
sides much valuable real estate in
Helena and Great FalIs.-Wash-
ingtOn Post.
Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1905-11-22
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

You can't satisfy some people. Don't
try
II you do disastrous thing careless
~ II Is the same thing as If you did It
ON purpose.
Some peoples idea OF being sincere
Is TO say disagreeabIe things TO their
friends faces.
some houses always look as though
the occupants We're in the midst OF n
house cleaning.
III the women were called upon to
vote for the incest man in town. how
many would vote for their husbands?
Never worry about anything that Won
can put off until tomorrow. Many of
'he worries Of today. if put off until to-
morrow. will take care of themselves
a man and his girl can endure a
great many hardships when they are
counting that they don't know are hard
ships until after they are married.
Atchison Globe.