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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-04-04
~.eiorten6e Aapitel.
4tItbeu eto9Deretaotmobig q,

l. 60ao er bet, bu flyer, Q MenneIe, 6oorfor lbbe
bine &to9er iaa bit? sc bog en- Sang, bOab 6erren %
bans beui9e babe liot! Oh bar enbnu life itaaet imoo
inbti1 globet (0ebr. II, A. Qtt, b0ab bu ltber, er ubsz
tpoeItgt 6ammenligning neb 6bub bine babe Gibt, for
bh0e Iaa itartt a~nfGghbe, faa 6aarbt plagebe o9 poa fa1
mango Ulaooer opebe / Saalmooigbeb. 0eres langt tuns
gere PrpbetIer maa ou i%butomme; bet bill lette big btae
egn. O9 noor bine 9ioelier f%Oretomme big fore, bu
pperpei, ON bet life er bin utoolmooigbeb, Der gBr Dem
isrre, enb De btrfelig ere. Dog, bbob enten be ere fto-e
c1er inaa, Iaa mua % 7aG bu bore benz ale ~-e u toals
mobigt og gub6engibent Stnb.
2. SO tebre bu timber big oine Qioeller, oeto biiee
6onbler bu. og beIto mere mootaeelig bttper 6u for SUBS
Raobes 5rsit. Naar bin Nefe tilfejer big l1ret, bu
fig life: ,Mf ct fodbdnt Wennefe bperten fan eler iii
ig tddle bette; ban er alttor u~rttf9rbig inob mig; ban
befplbet mig for Sing, iOm ig ulbris bar tentt paa.
Nf enbber anben Difbe i9 gerne BABE taalt bet og ftrpbt
at finoe MIG roli9 beri, fun lite al bam." Sbi bette er
en- baarlig 5anfe, Tom rgber, at Di mere fe ben til bet Menz
nefe, Der bar gjort os ltret, enb til bam, Der biz gibe benz,
iom GiOe taafntobig, 2iOIens arOne (Sat. 1, 12). Den,
Iom Sonb6eb er t%uuImobig, fperser life ON, bbem ret
er, Der ober BAN / SoaImobigbeb, om bet er en- af bans
5orefatte eder en- at bans 2igemGnb eGer en- af bans
llnoergibne, ON bet er en- COB og from Ulunb eler en- 1et pg
~u9uoelig, men ban tager of, bbab Der tommer oper BAN,
icm at Subs egen Suunb og anfer oft for en- flor 9iis
hing, 6biIfet bet o9lau er; t6i faliee ere Re, fqer 6errea,
IOm Iibe 5orfelgelf. for getferbigbebs GtpGb; Gimme
RIGGS 3ige er beres (Nlot. s, 10Y.
3. @ar berfor ruFet og rebe til at ternpe, berIom bu
oiG fere. llben Scamp ian bu lite faa ben &rone, iona
Serren bar forfeited Granddaughter. OerIom bu pcg<
trones; men enfter bu at trones, fau Temp mambelig %
lib taalmobig. loeu arbsibe. insen Spile; ubsn aarnp,
ingen Seier.
1#.. Cacyfy~fyeay
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-04-04
Ottenoe Kapitel.
Cubs 8arGi9bsb % Naabe ftot gtmmea
ct pbmDgt 6ierte

" u - > x l / III tu = y VuuUt lQl y { ~ III ~
/ ct %pbmp8t 9ierte
/. Min Sen, oogt big bel for at Fatte bpie 3dntsr
ON big iep, forbi bu feler min Iaabe bbile pber big;
betant Tnarere, 6bor upGrbig Ou er BERTH, oq boor fatti9
og eenbig bu blOe bare, berIom bu life bapbe ben.
Uiange Wtenneter BABE brugt be Raaoe9aber, lea ItGns
febe benz, til bere8 egen 5orbprpeIie, ibet be oiGoe gsre
mere, enb be formoaeos, og uoen at ooeroeje beres Sboqs
beo, mere fulqte bere5 e9ne 3ilbgjeliqbeber, enb 6oao
rem al min Rudoe oplDTte 5ortonb Iagbe benz. Og foro.
be forbriItebe fig til at beg1nOe it6rre Ting. enb jeg bil0e,
iaa table be min 8aobe. De bilbe bDqge beres Gebe /
6imlen, men falbt e%lenoige % b~iRIpelsie tilbage iii beres
forrige Buttigbom pau Sorben o9 larte faolebes life at
Ipoe meo beres egne Btnger, men at bliDe i%ibotnbe title
unber mine.
2. Serre, ieg er tun SteD og Wife, men Dober bog
at tale til big q Moieb. IS, %. 9itbe je9 bolbe mig
for mere, iuu piIOe bu itua op imo6 mig, og mine Spnber
piloe giDe Sanobeben 9ionesbDro, % i9 bioe intet BABE
Of foribare mig meb. Noar fg berimpb agter mig Ieo
ringe, Defender, at jeg fun er Stsb, bbdb ig 10 %Oisieli9
er, ba bill bin Roobe Imie til MIG, bit ems trnbes nit
6jerte, bin araft tbrte og oplsfte mig, bin aanb fplbe
mig meb benig @l9be. Sonbelig, bet er ct fort Timber,
at ig iuu p~Iubfeig optsftes % Iau nuubie tages Sam
at big, ieg, iOm er Iua tung at Nuturen, at jeg, oDerlabt
til mig ielO, MATTE lpnte neo til be neberfe Qfgrunbe.
3. Oct er enc % alene bin 99rliqbeb, 0 6erre, Iom
ger aft bette, fom lben nogen min 8ortieneite % 89rbigs
beb dllepeene fonmer mig Mfsbs, bsbarer mig fra truenbe
Carer Og frelier mig fra utulige lllbfter. Soa Iqnge jg
fsgte nit eeet oe fun eliebe mig Ieb, table jeg mig IeIo,
men fra bet 9jeblit at at is ~begDnbte at Iege big og at
elite big, fanbt jeg buuOe big og mig fen, srtenbte min
egen l~lsfelbeO, men osTua bin Naabe, Tom obergaar all,
bbob jeg turbe baabe pg bebe ON. 8erfor bare bu lobet
og prifet, o Sub, fom bin fore aarligbeb albris opbp.
rer at gre DeI imob os arne MenneIter, Der beb bore
SbnOer ere iuu langt fiarneoe fra big. foa ~uOerbige til
bine Observation-Disclosures Og iaa utatnenlmelige imob bine
8elgernineer. 6. bebbfib bin &9rligbeb at ompenbe ps
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-04-04
,eemte Kapitel
ri ftuIGebonbre Or Sub Sonb6eb
% G~bmnqbeb.

l.. hin Spn. ponbye for nit Qoipu / Sano6eo oq
ipg mig 6iertets GnfoIbig6eo, iaa Il bui bebares for
ben Onoes Iiitige qnIgb, % be l~t9uoeli9es og 5orisrerne5
5rirelIer fu1e life Tabe big. Cab MIG uuberrettc bta
ON, bpab Der er oslbebdgeligt for mig! Cant Pad 0ine
SBnOsr men Sorg og 8ebrspelic o9 Oogt big for ben for
f~Gngeli9e 5nbb.lbing, at oine gooe @erninger Itulbe 9tbe
big ncget Barb; tbi Ou er TIM ct i9noigt gienneife, unbers
tafet mtQen Sfer6eligbeo co biloet mon9e onoe 2piter o9
QibenTa6er. 6oao bu formaar, near ou er operlaot I'll
ria iel9, er intet; let folrer BIZ. buri9 er ou oberpunoen,
mart blber bu foriagt og ban9e Du bar irtet, Iet Inlet.
boorai bu ian rde big; men me9et, iaare meget, hooroper
bu Dor FAMINE big.
2. aao berfor ben 1ante bare langt borte ira big,
at noget al Def, bu ieo bar ubrettet. 1uloe pare tort %
tofeligt eaer fofthne 9eunor.ng og aos. Sntet er Dir
~ieligbeben tort o9 atteradparoi9t uocn bet, iom er eoi9f.
Sunobeoen er eDig; lao ben bare 8enfdno for bin Vt
traal Cab intet bebuge BIG iad me9et iom Sonobeoen,
og iniet misbage big Tau meget JON bin egen usielbee,
bine Spnber % Batter. Cab S%anb6eben frigpre big, iaa
iial ou bare p%irteli9 ri! (SOb. 8, 32).
8. 6erre. bet sr IunOt, boao oa flyer. Ut, LAB bet
Iaukbes fe meb migl CAB bin Sanbbeo %unOerOtie, ooate
oq bepare mig til min iuIige Gnoel Cab ben fri9Sre ma
fra aQe onbe gegprligbeber % urene 9DTter, iOo ig tan
punOre for big 0jsrtets aenbeO og gOmpg6eO!
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-04-04
Gnepte Kdpitel.
@anb9rpTt moa fe9e8 bos@ub otsne.

Sanb3rsft moa fg9es bose Sub alene.
1. Site Der, men bisiet Oenter jg at finbe, bbao
6jerte beg9rer til 9ret og S%uipalelie. aunoe j5
enb fomme 8eIiooelie al ben 8laOe og 3reit, Iom benne
tan gipe, ido bibfte ie9 bog, at bet life funbe bare
lenge, inben ben after fratoges mig. 8arig og fulotome
men 3reIt fan fun finbes Sub, be fattiges SrgIter og
be pbmpges Ben. 81 og Ri, min Sjal, bent pua OPP
of ben %guObommeli9e Sprjattelie, iaa fal Der
gipes big rigelig at ale %1immelfs Sober. Ilen itaur
6u % 2GngIel til timeliee Sober, ba tdber bu De
6imn1elffe. 8e timelige Sober bar bu Sob til at BRUCE,
be %bimmelite foI bu eftertrugte; men ~ingeniinbe maa bu
olemne, at ON bu enb beiab aue timelige Sober, Oilbe bu
Dog life bermeb tunne mette bin Sjel, ti bu er lite
til at nbbe benz; ei better oilbe be bore Stanb til
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1905-04-04

til Dig, Iaa Ri bOer Dag blioe %fromnere, %pbmpgere Og
.tatnemmeige! 9u aene er magtig bertil; tbi bu er bor
5reIie, por StDrte og Dor 5ilfu9t.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
A 7ypical French Child.

Let me take Felice Boulanger
(which isn't her name) as typical
French child of my experience, gain
ed after nearly three years residence
in France.
She is one of five children, ranging
in age from her brother of 16 to the
youngest girl of 6. Felice has skin
like the sheen Of pearl (Which is
marvellous, considering the amount of
indigestible food which she bolts five
times a day.; big, deer-like eyes, long
lashed; daintily shaped but seldom
clean hands; a thin, rasping and petu-
lent voice, even in her merriest mood,
and a physique like that of starved
and homeless cat-narrow chested,
spider-legged and staminaless general
ly. Yet she seems full Of vitality
nervous, irritable vitality-eats as
much food as an English navy, and
certainly has, as my American lady
friend says, "heaps of sense" But to
see the child eating is painful, though
interesting in way.
An English girl of II years, like Fe-
lice, would be sent to bed at, say, 9
o'clock. Felice and her type and her
younger sister sit down to dinner at
$50 p. m. and stay up until II or lat
er, listening to the conversation of
their elders.-London Mail.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
IT ExPATRlATEs HARRINGTON.
Anti-Cigarette Law Will Drive "The
Gentleman From Indiana"

Anti-cigarette Law Will Drive "The
Gentleman From Indiana"
"The new anti-cigarette smoking
law in Indiana said government
official from the Hoosier state, Twill
outlaw Booth Harrington from his ma
tive state. I know of nobody more
thoroughly addicted to the cigarette
habit than the famous Indiana novel
ist. He is simply lost without a 'cof-
fin tack between his lips. don't be-
ieve he could live if deprived of the
pleasure of smoking, so it will be out
of the question for him to return to
Indiana during the enforcement Of the
new law. The statute makes it mis-
demeanor for a person to smoke a ci-
garette, to have one of these articles
on his person, or even to be in pos
session of the makes It is the most
drastic anti-cigarette law ever enact
ed, and Gov. Hanley says he proposes
to see that it is rigidly enforced"
Booth Harrington is now in New
York, negotiating with his publishers
in regard to some literary work, and
if the law is not repealed, or declared
unconstitutional, the novelist will be
compelled to seek home in some
state where the cigarette is not ta'
booed.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
WORTH KNOWING.

The average consumer of baking g
powder does not know that a reaction
occurs In the process Of baking. Food
prepared with cream of tartar bak-
ing powder does not contain any
cream Of tartar. A loaf Of bread made
from a quart of flour leavened with
cream Of tartar baking powder contains
forty-fve grains more Of Rochelle
Salts than is contained in one Seidlitz
powder. Some eminent Boston physi-
clans testified against the healthful.
ness Of Rochelle Salts.
Therefore, why should the consumer
pay forty-five or fifty cents per pound
for the cream Of tartar or Trust bak-
ing powders when the best baking
powder in the world can be made to
retail at twenty-five cents per pound
(the price asked for Calumet Baking
Powder) and leave a fair manufacture
er's profit?
The manufacturers OF Calumet Bak.
ing Powder have for years made q
standing offer of One Thousand Dol
lars for any substance injurious to
health found in food prepared from it.
Bread made from Calumet Baking
Powder is entirely free from Rochelle
Salts, alum, lime or ammonia.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Patti Insisted on BARGAIN

Many of the best Patti stories are
concerned with her early girlhood in
the United States, when she was be-
ginning to realize the great hold she
had on the public with her voice. AT
ter concert in which she took part
in Ohio on one occasion a supper was
given to the singers, at which many
notabilities, including Judge Matth-
ews, we're acesent Supper over,
Judge Matthews pressed little Adelina
to sing Adelina, however, showed no
inclination to oblige, SO Matthews, in
desperation, said, Sing, and I'll do
anything you like "Anything?"
asked Patti. "Anything," repeated
the grave lawyer, decisively. So the
little girl sang Home, Sweet Home" !"
Hardly had she given the last note,
however, that she said, Nov, Mr..
Matthews, please stand on your
head" you're Joking, child" gasped
the Judge "A bargains bargain"
murmured the future diva. WELL
said Matthews, "here goes'-and up
went his feet, amid the frantic ap-
plause of the company.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
53hausted an his strengt thr rin preparing

8
for her:
you must II sleep, too -there!
We are safe for time. s.ls I s5 III &..881 :
Il And with these words the Oblivion of
profound sleep seized all his faculties.
Helen placed a blanket in q roll un-
der his head, and feeling the need of
repose for herself, at last reluctantly
left Sh his side. and reposed upon that
couch which his devoted care had pro-
vided for her. ...s-~
An hour passed, and the lamp which
Helen had left burning in the center
OF the cavern floor grew pale in it's
flame, as the light of day stole more
and more into the cavern through
those assures below, because Of
deep and wide cleft which was upon
the face Of the cliff-this great cleft
being not many feet above that small
ledge which jutted out like lip from
the face of the cliff, just where Clar-
ence had entered the winding passages
that led to this cave in which the lov-
ers now slept.
An hour passed. and then, from be-
hind the great flat rock, which leaned
quite steeply aslant against one side
Of the cavern, peered out the face of
the sorcerer.
This fiat rock, which was a great
Slab, ten feet long, eight feet wide and
foot thick lad doubtless at one time
formed part of the cavern wall on that
side, and been split off by some con-
vulsion of nature, or by it's own weight,
and had fallen down upon one Of it's
long edges, so as to leave space of
about three feet between the bottom of
this ledge and that part of the cavern
wall against which it's top edge rest
ed.
Clarence had not looked behind this
slab, nor suspected that any entrance
to the cavern existed behind it. If he
have discovered that there was pas
sage into the cavern wall, two feet
wide and three feet high at its termin-
alton behind the slab; and that this
passage, if followed, led to that exca-
vation from which Sosia had glided
into the we'll shaft.
The face of the sorcerer appeared
sic WY and noiselessly from behind the
leaning slab at that end of it toward
the tongue of rock behind which Helen
was sleeping.
At first he could see only the pros
trate and slumbering form of Clarence
Darrell.
"They sleep!" he muttered, crawling
slowly from behind the slab. II heard
her say that he had not slept for three
days. He will sleep, then, as If drug
ged; and she will sleep deeply, too,
for hours Well, let them sleep, the
darling innocents!"
He crawled into the cavern, and
rose slowly to his feet, glided in his
slippers of fur to where Helen slept,
and gazed at her.
ITO Be Continued.)
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
News From Venice.

George AIDE recently heard that an
old lady from the neighborhood down
in Indiana where he was born was in
town on visit to granddaughter
Mr.. AIDE thought that theater tickets
would he a fitting attention, and on
consulting her as to her choice OF
plays she explained that she had seen
the "Merchant of Venice" over thirty
years ago, and had always had a
strong desire to see it again. He &C
cordingnly looked to it that her wish
was gratifed.
Calling the next da yhe asked her
how she found that the performance
compared with the one of long ago.
WELL" she replied, ''Venice seems
to have spruced up right smart bit,
but hat Shylock is the same mean,
grasping critter that he used to be-
Harper's Weekly.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Cured the Habit Suddenly.

1key, the new Office boy, was smok-
ing cigaret and putting violently, is
suing large clouds of smoke, when the
manager stopped his work, turned to
him, and said:
'Do you smoke many cigarets?"
"Yes, sir.''
*'Does your father know it?"
20, yes"
"Why don't he stop you?"
"He can't. I've got the habit"
"Well, I'll break your neck if you
smoke any around here" The boy
never smoked another cigaret while
employed by that manager.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
CHAPTER XIV.
The Lovers in the Cave.

"Ah. how thoughtful you are for my
comfort, dear Clarence! and what ter
rible risks you have dared for my
sake!" exclaimed Helen Beauclair. as
her lover arranged place for her to
sleep, in a niche in the cave behind a
great tongue of rock which jutted from
the wall. "Ah, are you ill?" she add
ed, in alarm, as she saw him reel, press
his hands upon his eyes and lean
against the wall.
"Oh, heaven! are you very i'll, dear
Clarence" she cried, rushing to him.
"a vertigo, from want of sleep, dear
Helen," he replied, and overcome at
last by utter exhaustion, he sank
down upon the rocky floor like ma,
in swoon.
"Oh, God! if dear Clarence were to
die!" moaned Helen, aghast at the
seeming Inconsistencies of her lover.
He said he had not slept for three
days. Does he sleep now, or is he dy-
ing? Speak, if but one word, dear
Clarence!" she cried, as she knelt at
his side.
"T need only sleep, dear Helen," he
said. in a faint voice and trying to
smile. "That and nothing more-yes,
something under my head
Helen would have pillowed his head
upon her bosom, but he frowned and
said family, as he made a weak ges~
sture toward the rude couch he had ex-
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
President for a Day,

In learning the list Of presidents
from Washington to Roosevelt ons
name is always omitted. Daniel Rice
Atchison was at the head Of the gov
eminent between the terms Of Polk
and Taylor. Atchison was president
Of the senate, and when Palk's term
expired, on March 4, 1849, it was Sun
lay noon. Zachary Taylor did not
like to begin business on Sunday, so
there were twenty-four hours to be
taken care of by somebody Mr.. Atch-
isOn did it.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Finniuan's FinaIitie6.

Th' mon with tn chronic suspicion
has tn widdy's cruise av lie bate a
mile whin ut comes t. ka-apin' up
constant supply av somethin 'out av
nothin'.
Whin some min come t. collect their
thoughts they find they have mighty
few outstandin' accounts.
Most min wa-ait till they think
they's somebody lookin' befure they
begin t. pla-ay injured innycense.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
"a j rs a D DIPL ON All
JOHN Hay EARLY SHOWED BENT
.~* :.'.45 sa OF HIS MIND. :@.9 +
Simple Expedient Saved Future secre-
tary Of State from Maternal Wrath
always the Defender Of His Weak
er Younger Brother.

That John Hay has always been
diplomat is shown by the following
story of his early boyhood:
In the little river town of Warsaw,
ILL.,, lived two brothers, John and
Charlie. The latter, being the young
er and weaker, was occasionally tor
mented and bullied by older compan-
ions.
But never more than once. For John
Hay, despite his quiet and affection
ate nature, was an enemy to be dread
ca, and many were the blackened
eyes and bleeding noses that caused
the bullies to regret their choice of a
victim.
But there was one boy in the town
who had incurred the righteous dis
pleasure of the future statesman for
no other reason than that people said
lie looked like that Hay boy And
when the news of it reached his ears.
the elder brother was filled with a
hatred so consuming that he lay awake
nights planning revenge and bitter
retribution to be visited upon the one
so luckless as to be considered John
Hays double.
one summer morning the two broth.
ers were dressing in their room in the
Clay street house, which stands at the
edge of high bluff overlooking the
Mississippi. Across the street, in the
early morning shade appeared the
Brown boy, the presumptious double
Telling Charlie not to dress too rap.
idly and not to leave the room until
he returned, John slid quietly out of
the window and disappeared. He was
back in five minutes, and to Charles
astonishment, rapidly undressed and
crawled into bed
In few minutes determined foot.
steps were heard approaching the
front door of the Clay street house,
and vigorous knocking brought the
mother Of the two boys hurrying to
the door.
Mrs. Hay, you've got the meanest
boy in this hull town." said voice
whose tones the boys Immediately rec
ognized as those of the Brown boys
AAOCASA. 1aAu lACl SllC W0uL Ou W CGll
much exaggerated story Of how her
little lamb had returned to the fold
only few minutes before in a sadly
dilapidated condition as to both body
and raiment. "and they amt nobody
in Warsaw mean enough to act that
away but that John O. yourn.''
With firm lips, that BODIED i'll for
some one, the mother stepped to the
door of the boys room and knocked.
1t was tremblingly opened by Charles.
where's John?' was her first ques-
ton, for her eyes had failed to take m
the huddled form on the bed.
I'm bed, mother" said the younger
brother, glad to repay the many good
turns of his hero, while still keeping
within the realms of truth
The mother shook her head in an
swer to Johns do you want me,
mother?" and turned to the woman
on the doorstep.
Mrs. Brown" she said "the next
time that boy Of yours comes home
with any trumped-up tale to explain
how he got his clothes torn you'd bet.
ter Investigate his story before trying
to malign the character of one of your
neighbours children"
And with the shutting OF the door
The incident was closed.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
to Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911-912 Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Minn.: James COL
grove, St. Cloud, Mimi, potato digger;
Benjamin Fowler, Minneapolis, Minn.,
rocking horse; Charles Miller, Mime
apolis, Mimi, store service apparatus;
Orville Rice, Sioux. Falls, S. D., mop
mead and wringer; Franklin Stout,
Baltic, S. D., draft equalizer; Charles
Wyman. Anoka, Minn., vehicle run
ming gear; Nils Zetterlund, Duluth.
Mimi, cable hanger.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Got Worse Every Minute.

James Whitcomb Riley tells Of an
ancient maiden lady who, while wit
ness in court, was asked her age She
became embarrassed, hesitated, and
asked If it were necessary to give it.
The Judge told her that it was, but still
she was reluctant At last, at the ad-
monition of the Judge. she said: *
am-that is, l was" and again she
broke down. Madam, hurry up"
said the impatient Judge; "every min
ute makes it worse, you how."-Bos-
ton Traveller.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. a. they cannot reaoa
the OF the disease Catarrh 10 Blood or consti.
tutona disease and IN order to cure 1t you take
ternal,y. aud dtreotly tho blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure 1s not Quack medt
in this country tor years and IL regular prescription
1t is composed Of the best tonios known, combined
with the best blood purlners acting directly on thS
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination Of tho
two ingredtents1s what produces such wonderful ~
suits In curing catarrh Send for testimonials freo
FL CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo 0.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Wild Ducks In Collision.

Hunters returning from trip to the
Wabash river bottoms lack of this
place report they witnessed an un-
usual sight. The Nimrods saw two
wild ducks flying in opposite direc-
tions. Tie fowls collided, and one Of
them was instantly killed, while the
other was so badly crippled that it
was easily captured.
Old hunters agree that the speed of
a wild duck is something terrific. A
wild duck will fly from GO to 12O miles
an hour.-Owensville Correspondent
Evansville Courier.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Dlstrustful.

Used to have opinions
But I haven't any more,
Used to figure questions out
Until my mind was sore.
Used to wax indignant,
And feel a deep dismay
To find so many people
Who didn't think my way.
But man was made to mingle
In the hustle and the throng.
There couldn't be an argument
II some one wasn't wrong,
And maybe I'm the fellow,
Its happened oft before,
I used to have opinions,
But haven't any more.
= From the Washington Star.
The Cook County herald., 1905-07-01
Will Let Him Know Later.

II have question for you," said the
bashful young man.
Turn it loose?" replied the fair one,
as she shifted her chocolate from one
cheek to the other.
IF, said the B. Y. NJ, "you thought
of another fellow what you think of
me, would you marry him."
"When the other fellow asks me"
answered the fair chocolate chewer,
"I'll let you know by post card"