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, 1905-05-25
DEFINITIONS,

Pork chop, a luscious fruit. 1t grows
on hogs and Is a mighty juicy pitce of
work. Some people don't like 1t be-
cause it is not fit to eat. Others do
because it is. Pork chops to the hui
man stomach are like anthracite to a
heating stove-they keep the building
warm. You should be awfully careful
not to swallow a pork chop whole-it
might get sore and refuse to work.
Colored people and pork chops are very
good friends. They seem to have a
perfect understanding with each other
and are very seldom at outs. This
is because there are more hens on the
roost than there are in the oven.
Temper, something that everybody
much.
There is, therefore, an over supply
Of this particular breed Of cats. What
can be did? Echo answers, "What?"
Hitching post, a very good thing to
tie to.
Adjective, a word used to modify a
noun, pronoun, proposition or conjunc-
ton and is the shortest distance be-
tween tow points, provided they are
not too close together. You can al
ways divide an adjective by eighty
four and have ten or eleven to carry.
1t might be we'll for you to write this
last statement on a Uneeda Biscuit and
eat it. That will give 1t a chance to
percolate through your entire system
and will be a good advertisement for
the bakery.-Guernsey Gazette.
, 1905-05-25
A True Sacrifice.

A society woman in Paris, who will
not publish her name, is nov the pos.
SCISSOR Of a beautiful plat of golden
hair for which she paid 5000. This
plat has a romantic history. It orig.
inally belonged to a young girl of
Normandy who. to pay a family debt
and ave her father from disgrace,
sold her unusually fine hair to a hair
dresser. who gave her the magnificent
sum Of $50 for 1t. He disposed Of It
in Paris for 5000. to a coiffeur who
In turn sold 1t to the lady for the
sum mentioned above. One wonders
whether the girl in Normandy ever
heard Of the last sum paid for her
sacrifice.
, 1905-05-25
RIVER NOT AS HIGH
AS LAST HIGH MARK

Hon. c. d. Oviatt of the Boswell
ranch says the Laramie river is not
near up to last years high water mark,
and he does not believe it will be this
terday about rs feet per second was
flowing through the river. which mas
probably increased to 100 feet by this
two feet below the highest point reach
ed last year.
, 1905-05-25

The gardens and the factories Of
the world empty themselves into thu
lap Of London. There Is hardly q
little island set in the midst of thu
seas which does not grow somethins
or make something with brown I'm.
gers to send into the cold. gray port
Of London. As you walk through
the warehouses your nostrils are
6lled with the scents Of the earth
cinnamon. nutmeg. musk. vanilla, COT.
fee, tea. tobacco-evesything that
once lived and drank the air in gresa
and beautiful gardens across the seas
, 1905-05-25
HAS A BIG BUMP
OF PUBLIC SPIRIT,

Agent l. w. Emmons leaves tomor-
row for Laramie, having been trans
ferred to that place as agent for the
Union Pacific, says the Rawlins Re
publican. His family will accompany
him. The change is a promotion for
Mr.. Emmons, otherwise the many
friends of himself and estimable fam
lily would very likely petition the Union
Pacific to let him stay. He has be-
come a figure in public matters gener-
ally and has a big bump OF public
spirit.
, 1905-05-25
BRIEFLY MENTIONED.

A little rain at noon.
| Cloudy this afternoon.
Lawn sprinklrs, Csc, at Lovejoy's.
Lawn movers sharpened by Lovejoy.
Building association meeting to,
night.
Brands will clean and sharpen your
lawn mower.
Order your flowers and plants for
Decoration day. Golden Rule. Mrs. Wall
Rauner's shoe sale is attracting al
most as much attention as the library
fair.
NJ. T. Pryor has returned from a
weeks trip overland into the Iron
mountain country.
Tim T. Keliher, secret service man
for the Union Pacific, was here last
night, in consultation with the police
department of the city.
Melvin Nelson, the young man from
whose eye a piece of wood was taken
a day or two 6 by DR.. McCollum,
will probably be sent to Denver for
further treatment.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Greenwood have
rented the Dunning house, on Fifth
street, between Garfield and Custer
streets, and will move from the Daw-
son house at once. Mr.. Symons will
put carpenters and others to work on
possession, when it will be repaired
and placed in excellent condition as a
residence for the Symons family.
, 1905-05-25
RAILROAD WATCHMAN
is NOW TRAIN GUARD.

yards here during the daytime, was
this afternoon assigned to duty
as a train guard on the Wyoming di-
vision and sent west on train No. 5,
all the old train guards having been
restored to duty. Mr.. Lawson was
succeeded here by Mr.. Vansickle, the
night man having not yet been named.
, 1905-05-25
LUMBER ARRIVES FOR
JENSEN BUILDING.

The long delayed shipment of lum
Der from Oregon for the Jensen build,
ing at 2i3 Second street arrived last
night and Contractor Jacob Berner will
now push the work to the limit. The
iron has arrived and much of the brick
for the walls is on the ground.
, 1905-05-25
WILL LOSE SIGHT OF
ONE OF HIS EYES.

Melvin Nelson, the youth from whose
eyeball DR.. McCollum removed a splin-
Ger of wood day before yesterday, will
may also have to be taken out. He
will be sent to Denver for an examina-
ton and possible operation. The splin-
deep.
, 1905-05-25
OPERATED UPON AT
A DENVER HOSPITAL

Mrs. p. l.. Williams. wife of the I'm
ion Pacific agent at Sherman, was OPP
Grated upon yesterday at St. Johns
hospital for appendicitis, says the
Cheyenne Tribune. She rallied well
from the shock and is progressing as
f~avorably as could be expected.
, 1905-05-25
RETURNS AFTER ABSENCE
OF SEVERAL MONTHS,

Mr.. and Mrs. r. r. Sears returned
to the city this afternoon, after an
absence of a year and a half in Can
ada, New York and other eastern
points. Mr.. Sears says Laramie is
good enough"
, 1905-05-25

FOR SAlE-At a bargain, household
goods. Fine Home Comfort range,
organ, sewing machine, writing desk,
rockers, dining chairs, lamps. carpets,
linoleum, tables, small bookcase, etc.
Call any time up to 6 p. m. Friday.
713 Seventh street,
, 1905-05-25
Trees! Trees! Trees!

1 will be in town on the LIST of June
with 100 choice silver spruce trees,
which l will sell at a very reasonable
price. Parties wishing can leave or
ders at The Republican office.
245t3 ROBERT GEARHART.
, 1905-05-25

FOR RENT-One first class room
over our store, with steam heat, will
rent either furnished or unfinished
as desired. Can be used for an office
or living room or both. The Laramie
Grocery Co. tt
, 1905-05-25
PHYSICIAN

TN HOSPT NJ.
DR.. A. w. Barber, the well known
physician Of Cheyenne, is in ali Olna-
ha hospital, where he underwent an
operation for appendicitis. Tie opera
ton was performed by DR.. Jonas. the
chief surgeon for the Union Pacific.
, 1905-05-25

That's what people are calling Rau.
ner's shoe sale. The saels so far have
been truly wonderful, but there are
still great bargains left in all styles
of shoes.
, 1905-05-25

$25 reward for the arrest and con-
viction of the party who poisoned my
dog Tuesday night. Richard Eber-
hardt. 245t5
, 1905-05-25
THE PEOPLES WANTS.

If you have anything to sell from a
setting of eggs to a house try The Re-
publican columns to let the people
know and you will get results.
, 1905-05-25

FOR sALE-At = bargain, n drop
head Singer sewing machine; also
a New Home as good as new, at the
Laramie Grocery Co.
, 1905-05-25

LOST-Mexican drawn work hand.
kerchiem at Maennerchor hall We'd
nesday night. Return this Office. 245t2
, 1905-05-25
MORE MEN At WORK
AT THE SIOME OIIARRN

Gus Johnson, who is operating the
Herbert George stone quarry lear the
city springs, started four more men to
work today and by the first of next
week will have twenty men at the
quarry. ~
, 1905-05-25
MRS. MANASSE ATTENDS
SMITH-HALEY WEDDING.

Mrs, William Manasse attended, the
Smith-Haley wedding at the cathedral
last night, coming over on purpose to
be present. Miss Helen Manasse was
already in the city.
, 1905-05-25
FOUND FINE DOG
IN YARD

POISONED IN YARD.
Richard Eberhardt found his valu-
able dog, Sport" dead from poison
yesterday. Next to his wife and baby
and the bakery, he liked that dog best.
and would give a good many dollars to
get his fingers in the hair of the vii
lain who poisoned the animal.
, 1905-05-25

DON'T FORGET RAUNER'S SHOE
SALE If YOU WANT TO FIND BAR
GAINS IN FOOTWEAR. 244t2
, 1905-05-25

FOR sALE-Horse, harness and
trap and two dozen purebred Plymouth
Rock chickens. Charles E. Carpenter.
244t2
, 1905-05-25
MRS. JAMES MARI
HOME FROM SCOTLAND.

Mrs. James MARI of Walden, who
has just returned from a visit with rel
atives and friends in Scotland, will
park. She was met here by her hus-
band, who left for the park today with
a load Of supplies, Mrs. Mari going
out with Mr.. and Mrs. f. l.. Cook and
their mother.
, 1905-05-25
HERE FROM HEBRON
TO MEET MOTHER

Mr.. and Mrs. T. L. Cook of Hebron,
Colo, are here to meet Mrs. Hamilton
Scooley of Mound City, Kas., the moth.
er of Mrs. Cook, who will visit with
her daughter for the summer. They
will leave for home tomorrow.
, 1905-05-25
WILL INSTALL NEW
PASSENGER SERVICE

The Colorado and Southern las in
a%ugurated a new passenger service
from Cheyenne northward, the first
exclusive passenger train TO- some
years.
, 1905-05-25

FOR sALE-My residence property
at a bargain. ]. II. Symons. 241ti
, 1905-05-25

FOR SALE-Fine cabbage and caul-
flower plants at George Fischer's. 553
north Fifth street. 243td6 wit
, 1905-05-25

GIRL WANTED-Corner Sixth and
Grand. If
, 1905-05-25

No young man should excuse his
d~issipated habits by saying. II am
sowing my wild oats" Such grain ID
sure to produce evil results, the same
as good oats produce good quality
chronological Journal.
, 1905-05-25

FOR SALE-Household furniture.
357 west Garfield street. 245t3
, 1905-05-25
Notice to Trespassers.

Anyone found trespassing on our
ranch at night Is warned to beware
of the consequences.
HERMAN MAHS.
, 1905-05-25
AND so SHE TOOK 1T BACK.

She went to the store
And bought a little sack;
The thing didn't suit,
And SO she took it back.
II
The next one was blue,
She thought she wanted black
She really thought she did,
And so she took it back.
And so she took it back.
w.
And so she took it back.
v.
And so she took it back.
vi.
And so she took it back.
Denver Times.
, 1905-05-25
English Imported
Marmalade in stone
jars, SOC, at P~eabody's.
Certificate of Publication

Insurance Commissioners Office,
State of Wyoming, Cheyenne, Wyo,
May goth, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that the st.
Paul Fire G. Marine Insurance Com
pany, of Saint Paul, in the State OF
Minnesota, has complied with the In
laws of this state and is auth
orized to transact the business of fire
insurance in this state for the current
year.
Witness my hand and seal of office
the day and year first above written.
(Seal.) Leroy GRANT,
Auditor and Ex-Officio Insurance Com
missioner.
, 1905-05-25

FOR sALE-High desk. E. A. VIII
kinson. II
, 1905-05-25
NEW IRRIGATION~ExPERT
AT CHEYENNE OFFl(

Prof. F. c. Hermann, expert in
charge of the irrigation office at Chey-
enne, has returned to that city from
California with his family, bringing
with him Prof. E. w. Roeding, who has
been connected with the Spreckles
Sugar company in California and is
an expert on sugar beet culture.
, 1905-05-25

FOR SALE-Ticket from Laramie to
Omaha at big reduction. Inquire this
office.
, 1905-05-25
Q 9 coo Q @ G G @ @
. WEATHER REPORT
FOR WYOMING.

. Washington, D. c., May 25.- {
= Weather forecast for Wyoming: c
. Partly cloudy tonight and Friday; {
Q thunder storms in east portion; c
. showers in west portion tonight. {
. Q Q 9 q @ @ Q g @ . c @ @ {
, 1905-05-25

THERE ARE STILL WONDERFUL
BARGAINS LEFT IN SHOES AT
RAUNER'S SHOE STORE. 244t2
, 1905-05-25

90 TO RAUNER's FOR FINE
FOOTWEAR At REMARKABLY
LOW PRICES. 244t2
, 1905-05-25

Daily Republican so cents = month.
, 1905-05-25

Do not wait until tomorrow; do
your best work now. Examine your.
self and see II your good intentions
In life have not been lost for want
Of effort.
, 1905-05-25

HAD RIGHT HAND HURT
At RAILROAD SHOPS.
]. E. Fleming. a machinist in the
Union Pacific shops at Cheyenne, is
suffering with a crushed hand, sustain
ed in a machine in the shops.
, 1905-05-25
FOR LIES

Fortify yourself against the evil Of
procrastination.
No not nurse your troubles, but
plunge ahead, and get above them.
Want of concentration is the thief
that robs many young men of C
When you are consistent, then you
will be true to others as we'll as to
yourself.
Be strong yourself; then you can
point others to the way that has
helped you.
Clear the rubbish away from your
" doorstep first; then you can get
out to help others.
Care more for elevating your char.
acter; then your reputation will stand
IN solid foundation.
You must know yourself first; then
you car be natural. When you are
natural. then you will be consistent.
Optimism is the other name for
effort, or rightly directed energy.
Pessimism kills success in the bud.
Work by the clock, II you have no
other outside incentive. and see how
much you can do in the time at your
disposal.
Gravitate toward some great OBJ
5ect, and you will be surprised with
your approach toward 1t, when you
really make an effort to do so.
Do not wait until tomorrow; do
your best work now. Examine your.
self and see II your good intentions
In life have not been lost for want
of effort.
No young man should excuse his
dissipated habits by saying, II am
sowing my wild oats" Such grain ID
, 1905-05-25

Gravitate toward some great OBJ.
5ect, and you will be surprised with
your approach toward 1t, when you
really make an effort to do so.
, 1905-05-25

No not nurse your troubles, but
plunge ahead, and get above them.
, 1905-05-25

H. N. ROACH, Agent, Laramie Wyo
, 1905-05-25

Fortify yourself against the evil Of
procrastination.
, 1905-05-25

Weekly Republican only 81 a year.
, 1905-05-25

Work by the clock, If you have no
other outside incentive. and see how
much you al do in the time at your
disposal.
, 1905-05-25

Want Of concentration is the thlei
that robs many young men Of success
, 1905-05-25

"courc95y q IA. wyoming 5t-ts Erchivss ln'
, 1905-05-25

When you are consistent, then you
will be true to others as well as to
yourself.
, 1905-05-25

Optimism is the other name for
effort, or rightly directed energy.
Pessimism kills success in the bud.
, 1905-05-25

Care nor for elevating your char
acter; then your reputation will stand
on solid foundation.
, 1905-05-25

Be strong yourself; then you can
point others to the way that has
helped you.
, 1905-05-25

You must know yourself first; then
you can be natural. When you are
natural, then you will be consistent.
, 1905-05-25

Clear the rubbish away from your
W doorstep first; then you can get
Out to help others.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05
The Presidents Message

titious damages, or of a concession,
a free pass, reduced passenger rate,
or payment of brokerage, is Illegal. 1t
is worth while considering whether
it would not De wise to confer on the
Government the right of civil action
against the beneficiary of a rebate for
at least twice the value of the rebate
this would help stop what is really
blackmail. Elevator allowances
should be stopped, for they have now
grown to such an extent that they
are d~emoralizing n are used as re-
bates.
THE possible regulation of
rates would, of course, be that reg1I-
lation secured by an honest agree
ment among the railroads themselves
to carry out the law. Such a general
agreement would, for instance, at
one put a stop to the efforts of any
n big shipper or big railroad to dis
criminate against or secure advan-
tages over some rival; and such
agreement would make the railroads
themselves agents for enforcing the
law. The power vested in the Gov
eminent to put a stop to agreements
to the detriment of the public should,
In my judgment, be accompanied by,
power to permit, under specified con-
ditions and careful supervision, agree
ments clearly in the interest of the
public. But, in my judgment, the
necessity for giving this further pow
er is by no means as great as nee
essity for giving the Commission or
administrative body the other pow
l have enumerated above; and it
may well be inadvisable to attempt
to est this particular power in the
Commission or othter administrative
body until it already possesses and is
what regard rs by far the
most important of all the powers l
recommends indeed the vitality i'm
portant power-that to fix a given
maximum rate, which rate, after the
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

Inasmuch as President Roosevelt
selected Herbert j. Hagerman for
governor of New Mexico, 1t is fair to
assume that the Pecos Valley man
had as much influence in securing a
recommendation of the President that
gambling be prohibited in the Terri
tory as the President had in shaping
the views of the new governor on
the statehood question.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05
NOW YOU'RE

1t is said we will soon have a joint
statehood governor, but it is hoped he
will exercise his opinion in the mat
ter as well as other political con.
Germs, as Mr.. Hagerman, not as Gov
ernor Observation-Disclosures Stock
man (Dem.)
The Record feels safe in assuring
the Stockman that Mr.. Hagerman
will do just that thing. He will not
make any effort at coercing his ap-
p~ointees to do anything but work for
the best interests of the whole Ter,
ritory. On matters in which there
is honest difference of opinion he
will allow them to reach their own
conclusions.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

President Roosevelt selected for
governor a man from the first large
city of New Mexico to prohibit gam
bling-a man whose father was large
ly responsible for the general move
ment against gambling in the Terri
tory. The President now asks con
gress to prohibit the licensing of
gambling in all the territories-and
Roswell and Artesia are farther in
the lead than ever.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

The President demands economy
in public expenditures, the abolish
ment of useless offices and the intro
duction of business methods into the
various departments Of government.
under the new governor and joint
statehood. Half the Offices Of New
Mexico and Arizona will be abolish
ed under jointure, and in the mean
time Mr. Hagerman will Introduce
economy and business methods into
the Territorial government.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

All Advertisements to insure inser-
tion In the same days issue of The
Record shouId be in the printers
hands before eleven o'clock in the
morning. Orders for taking out any
standing ad. should also be in the Of
nee by eleven o'clock to prevent its
being run that day.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

const1tutionally be extended to Gov
er interstate transactions in insur-
ance.' Recent events have emphasiz
ed the Importance of an early and
exhaustive consideration OF this ques
ton, to see whether it is not possible
to furnish better safeguards than the
several States have been able to fur
nish against corruption of the flag
rant kind which has been exposed. 1t
has e only too clearly shown
that certain of the men at the head
of these large corporations take but
note of the ethical distinction
between honesty and dishonesty
they draw the line on this side of
what may be called ~law-honesty, h
of honesty necessary in order to
avoid falling into the clutches of the
law. OF course the only complete re-
medy for this condition must be found
in an aroused public conscience, a
higher sense OF ethical d in the
community at large, and especially
business men and in the great
profession of law, and in the growth
of a spirit which condemns all dis
honesty, whether in rich man or in
poor man, whether it takes the shape
of bribery or of blackmail. But much
can be lone by legislation which is
only drastic but practical There
is need of a far stricter and more uni
form regulation of the vast insurance
interests of his country.
The Revenues.
There is more need of stability
of the attempt to attain an ideal
perfection in the methods of raising
revenue; the shock and strain to
business world certain to attend
any serious change in these methods
such change inadvisabls un-
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

Roswell is happy to have led both
the new governor and the President
of the United States IN settling the
gambling Ques4on,-and what Is
more. it was settled by a Democratic
city administration,
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

The President disposes of the
statehood and gambling questions in
few words,-which Indicates that no
argument is considered necessary.
or in the words of Mr. Hagerman.
that the time has come for settling
the question"
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

centuries G 1t vas necessary to
safeguard the accused" in criminal
trials-but now it has become more
necessary to safeguard the state
from the criminals who make the
laws for the benefit Of the trusts.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

The big corporations and trust
must be controlled, even if it becomes
necessary to amend the constitution
and regulate the courts.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

The President wants the land laws
revised to prevent large bodies of
the public domhin falling into the
hands OF specul$tors and thieves, and
to promote the lcreation of small ir-
rigated farms.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

The President recommends that
congress take action providing for
national care Of the graves of Con-
federate dead.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

As the President hints at several
points in his message. everything
congress doe Isl subject to revision
by the courts. little legislation for
the control of tie courts might not
be a bad idea.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

The new town of Mountainair goes
Roswell one better, and prohibits sa
looms as well as gambling.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

Read the Presidents message care
fully. There is lots of good Demo
cratic doctrine in portions of it.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

No wonder Teddy doesn't want to
run again. He recommends that cor
po~rations of all kinds be prohibited
from contributing to campaign funds.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

o may be sure that President
Roosevelt knows something of the
Pecos Valley and the first large city
in the Territory to prohibit gambling.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

The new bank at Dayton has open
ed for business.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

we are all anxious to know what
h new governor will see when he
takes of the lid."-Springer Stock
man.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1905-12-05

AS President Roosevelt suggests.