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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-29
Neuralgia
And Other
p a / n.

All pain in any disease is
nerve pain, the result of a tur-
bulent condition of the nerves.
The stabbing, decorating,
darting, burning, agonizing
pain that comes from the prom
inent nerve branches, or SEN
sorry nerves, is neuralgia, and
is the "big brother" of all the
other pains.
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
rarely ever fail to relieve these
pains by soothing these larger
nerves, and restoring their
tranquility.
DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
leave no bad after-effects, and
are a reliable remedy for every
kind of pain, such as headache,
backache, stomachache, sciat-
lea, rheumatism and neuralgia.
They also relieve Dizziness,
Sleeplessness, Nervousness,
Car Sickness, and Distress af-
ter eating. - 't@e-
For many years have been a con-
slant sufferer from neuralgia and
heada che. and have never been able
to obtain any relief from various
headache powders and capsules, until
] tried DR.. Miles Anti-Pain Pills.
They always cure my headache in five
minutes time" FRED r. SWINGLEY,
Cashier 1st Nat. Bank, Atkinson, Neb.
Or. Miles Ahti-Pain Pills are sold by
the first package will benefit. II Ii
fails he will return your money.
rs doses, rs cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-29

OphthaImic.
1t is all very well, Bobby Burns, to de-
clare
That you wish that the power wad
gle us
The giftie to see our curious selves
In the light that ither foik see US.
But methinks We're the sight so wished
for vouchSafed,
We would some of us die of the shock
Willie opticians and SIGH in week would
be rich,
And smoked glasses would be out of
stock
New York Herald
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-29
The SaIve That Penetrates

DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve pene-
trates the pores of the skip, and by
it's antiseptic, rubifocient and healing
influence it SubdueS inflammation and
cures Boils, Burns, Cuts, Eczema,
letter, Ring Worm and all skin
diseases. A specific for blind, bleed
ing, itching and protruding Piles
The original and genuine Witch Hazel
Salve is made by E. G. Dewitt & Co.
and sold by Hansen & Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-29
2epartee Among ire Kissing Generation
Short Sermon on the Evils OF Bet
ting-Dansers Encountered by the
Budding Author.
The Original

Foley & Co., Chicago, originate
Honey and Tar as throat and lung
remedy, and on account of the great
merit and popularity of Foley's Honey
and Tar many limitations are offered
for the genuine. Ask for Foley's
Honey and Tar and refuse any substi-
tute offered as no other preparation
will give the same satisfaction. 1t is
mildly laxative. 1t contains no Opt
ates and is safest for children and
delicate persons. Sold by all drug
gists.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-29
Sprained Ankle, Stiff Neck, Lame
Shoulder.

These are three common ailments
for which Chamberain's Pain Balm
is especially valuable. II promptly
applied it will save you time, money
and suffering when troubled with any
OF these ailments. For sale by Han
son s. EmeIsO
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-29

"A woman would much rather
man would tell her pleasant lies than
disagreeable truths.
1t is awfully foolish for men to get
crazy over women. If they would
only remain quiet the women would
get crazy over them.
If there was a law that mothers
should be we'll spanked for the same
offenses for which they spank their
children nine mothers out of ten would
have to sleep on their stomachs most
of the time.
AS long as nine little girls out of
ten would rather play with doll than
anything else there is no immediate
danger of race suicide.
There is something radically
wrong with a woman that does not
admire pretty clothes.
The man who remembers his wife
is as fond of confectionery as his
sweetheart was, never has to fasten his
suspenders with single nails.
There is often more sense in
women's follies and inconsistencies
than in mems wisdom.
"A man ought not to think he is a
scout or Wild West show just
because he can follow trail, especially
if the trail is on dress.
"A girl takes great comfort in
making herself believe her lover has
lot of good qualities she knows he
doesn't possess.
When a man tries to fool young
lady there is always doubt in his
mind which one is doing the fooling
act.
There are innumerable married
women that would scratch the eyes out
of other women if they would say the
mean things about their husbands
they say themselves.
When a girl kicks for the first
time because her skirts are too short,
everybody knows she has captured
her first beau.
Lots of women hug themselves in
delirium of self-congratulation be-
cause they did not marry the first man
to whom they were engaged.
Whether a girls hair is a sunny
auburn or plain red depends largely
upon the size of her fathers bank
account.
$50 &*s
1t is called the honeymoon because
when the honey is gone the singing
begins.
Nothing makes girl so hopping
mad as when she tells young man
she will scream if he kisses her, if he
don't test her to see if she is telling
the truth.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1905-06-29
MEMS COLUMN

"A girl never had bashful lover
but she wished she could change
places with him for quarter OF an
hour so she could show him how to
make love.
"A woman with a mission never
has accomplished half as much for
the world as the woman with baby.
There never was a father or mother
that did not sit up nights to mourn
over the degeneraey of other peoples
children.
Girls sometimes shoot their lovers
for making love too coldly, but never
because they make love too violently.
"A woman's heart is easily captured
by an assault but you can lay siege
to it thousand years without success.
50
II wife judged her husband by
the same standard she does other
men, mighty few of US could live at
home.
If married men treated their wives
with half as much consideration as
they do their sweethearts, divorce
lawyers would starve to death.
Whenever fool woman brings
breach of promise suit there is always
bigger fool man for a defendant.
"A mother often gives her young
son a good licking because she isn't
big enough and strong enough to lick
his dad.
"A two-headed family is as much
of a monstrosity as a two-headed
child.
No man ever regrets he has wife
and children when the icy hand of
Death is placed on his brow.
Many times woman keeps her
husbands grave in better order than
she did his kitchen.
Most of the articles about the
"duties of wives" and show to train
children'' were written by old maids.
"A wife who has to be told how to
manage her husband never ought to
be wife.
If young ladies knew all about
ball games it would be no fun for
young men to take them to the ball
parks.
When a young lady is forced to
make a choice between fame and
husband its cinch the husband wins.
Nine tenths of the deviltry women
commit is done to please men.
***
There isn't one married man in
thousand that ever commits crime
at the request of his wife.
Whenever a girls girl-chum gives
her a good hug she always wishes she
was a boy.
AS long as boy is ''tied to his
mothers apron strings" he never gets
into the penetentiary.
"A girl always prays her brother
may be good boy. She isn't so
particular about her lover.
If women were voters, ribbon
counters would do as much business
as cigar stores.
When a girl is punished Dy ner
father she thinks she has been naughty
and deserves it. When her mother
corrects her she always thinks she has
been treated unjustly.
Men drink up and smoke up more
money every year than all the ex-
travagancies of all the extravagant
women in the world cost in century.
Men are more to blame for
women's faults and follies than
women are.
The girl with dimpled elbows and
pretty ankles, even though she be
ever SO modest, will contrive some
means to make the fact known.
No man ever makes fun of the
"sweet girl graduate if she is his
On r<< 20
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
CANDIES IN COOKERY.
Filings and Decorations for Cakes Made
Attractive by Them.

Various forms of candy are now used extensively
ir, desserts and other dishes Marsnmalio"s. ior
instance are found adaptable in several good ways
Msrsbmallov paste used for cake filing can be
made at home-a rather tedious professor from
marshmallows bought of a good confectioner II
the latter are used chop them fine. mix with an
ordinary icing and spread thickly between Gaze
layers Just enough frostng should be used 10 hoio
the chopped pieces together.
Some one has suggested using marshmallows In
Ire cream In this case they should be mixed with
the cream just before II is served as they may
harden into icy bits If allowed to stand any length
of time in tine frozen mixture
A dessert of rnarshmallows which has already
taen recommended In these columes has the adj
vantage of being quickly prepared. Chop in coarse
bits a box of marshmaows. add few spoonfuls
If finely minced hickory walnut meats and pour
over the mixture some rich fresh cream
Canded violets and rose leaves other con-
fect,ons that add sttractiveness TO various dainty
dishes A violet ice cream is made follows
scaid one quart OF cream and one cupful of sugar
navoring with an inch piece of vanilla bean. Cool
and steam and add violet colorins Freeze in the
usual way ard mould IN the shape of ring
circle When firm turn II out upon crystal platter
and III the centre of the circle with pyramid OF
can6ied volets and whipped cream.
An ice cream made in the same way, but colorsd
pale pink. may have q similar pyramid OF candied
rose leaves and whipped cream
the fFostne desoSang and Minis q layer cakes
Color the rnse cake delicate pink leaving the
and color the frostlng pale pink,
Very dainty little violet cakes are made as fol-
lows. Prepare a sponge batter and bake it IN
large shallow tins When cold cut into small
cakes with q cutter. With smaller cutter cut
piece from the top of each cake. taking not
70 allow the cutter to penetrate TO tho bottom OF
the cake In the cavity put a teaspoonfu of
sweetened whipped cream. 70 which is added
few candied violet petals. Replace the piece cut
from the top and ice heavily with white icing
favored with violet. Decorate each little cake with
large candied violet
Other small sponge cakes cut In half. thin
layer OF Jelly spread between and the top of eacn
cake ornamented IN various ways with eaadied
violets. rose leaves eanded orange and lenlen
peel
other forms of candy can be used IN cake.
walnut layer cake looks more festive with deeqta
ton OF walnut creams Undecided in the frostins,
Individual squares Of walnut leaf cake may nave
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
BEST IN AUTUMN MILLINERY.
Lord & Taylor's Fall Opening Contains Many
Gems of Fashion.

When the spring millinery was launched. with its
many extreme features in hat shapes and color
combinations, IL was the general opinion that the
modistes had reached the climax of eccentrcity in
head adornment. But such was not the case The
fall millinery far surpasses in elaborateness any
modes that have been created for many years.
The finest and smartest expressions OF these are
now exhibition at the fall millinery opening Of
Lord & Taylor. Broadway and 2nth-st and 9TH
ave and 1sth-st.
All shades Of violet and plum as well as green
the leading colors, with white and gray as
close seconds. Silver and gold cloth and Persian
embroidery are among the new trimmings used TO a
great extent. Many OF the hats are large and
sdashy," with trimming of pluEnes and tuIe One
French hat is of black velvet with a HIGH croJ-n
and broad brim. trimmed with white plumes and a
hand of silver cloth around the crown. Another is
and trimmed with black plumes. The back is
turned up and filled in with the black pIunes
which fail gracefully down the hair
turban has of grax mir
raj Folds of silver cloth around the brin and three
small tins at the left SIDE fastened with a rosette
~ the silver cloth. A toque of white velvet has
ite naradise feather fastened the left side ana
f.iine over the back and facing of SHRED tuIJa
me noupadour shape is of violet velvet trimmed
with six large plumes and a band OF silver cloth
aIsu !.iae of a bonnet has crown Of violet vel
81 nil, 2 niece of beautiful imported embroidery
over the brim punch , 9I f fss lavender tips at
IL fsre Another bonnet is OF light blue velvet
viii lei brin1, black aigrette and long ties
But one could go on ipdeifiteIy with descriptions
80 RATS hoth imported and domestic that show In
tbei Various Characteristics the unfaling hand OF
the artist. I,.-t,o,, ~ hate =.
me there are also some exceptionally pretty ones
s ~ hI5ro- Ar9ony them the dear little poEe hon
res Of white felt trimmed with tips. bows and
rucnlngs Of satin ribbons.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
OKRA.

For Aunt E. Harrison, n. Y.-okra is generalis
dried for future USE not canned. 1t is poor
economy. as a rule, TO attempt canning vege-
tables at home Perhaps the following way Oh
driving obra will be of use to you: Cut it In hair
inch nieces and string it for drying Hang the
string thus prepared in a dry clean pace s''''-
il will soon be ready to put away IN d Dag
II can then be used regularly for soups one
authority says that it even can be stewed, as
= vegetable. in it's dry state. Give it more time
to cook than when green W. ~ -
Brooklyn.
For Aunt E.-okra is sometimes canned With
tomatoes for winter soups. Cut the okra In
slices and pack in jars with the tomatoes IN
the nrouortion of one-third okra TO two-third5
tomatoes Follow any good rule for canning
tomatoes. Tomatoes keep better than most
vegetables when canned. Few housekeeper5
know that corn though it will not keep well
canned alone. will keep If put up with tomatoes.
Ok-a could. perhaps, be canned in the same
Wv that string beans and other vegetables are
at home. but it might not keep. The safest
way is to dry it for winter use. u NJ. w
Manhattan.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13

For years conservative musical critics have
discountenanced the playing OF the r.ano by
mechanical aid proclaiming it inartistic and
bourgeois While this superstition held. the man
ufacturers of pianos Of the first class refused TO
allow any combination of piano-playing device
with their product.
But highest musical opinion has changed The
almost superhuman genius which originated and
developed the Angelus, the pioneer OF all piano
playing devices, has brought conviction to the
most stubborn musical critics
Today the Angelus stands proven to be sus-
ceptible to the most artistic rendition OF music
In the hands of a capable performer. While
there are other pianoplayers that render music
In pleasing style, the Angeius stands absolutely
alone In the highest possibilities of distinctly
artistic character. The Angelus alone reproduces
the sensitive human touch. in perfect control of
the player. In its wonderful tone-building
phrasing. and the delicate shading of expression.
it has not successful imitator.
year ago VIM Knabe Co. were convinced
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
The KNABE~ ANGELUS
ProcIaims and Establishes the Artistic Character
Of Piano Playing by Means of the ANGELUS

that the time had come to combine the Angelus
with their splendid instruments
Today the worlds greatest music may be
played on one OF these superbly great pianos, by
whoever wishes to enjoy It, whether possessing
q musical education or not. And the beautiful
Upright Knabe Piano has the player hidden away
in its case and cabinet beside it is necessary.
one of the highest musical journals in the
country has said, The Knabe-Angelus must
appeal to the public NO other existing COM
bination can"
These wonderful instruments are coming very
slowly from the factory, and sold almost as
quickly as they arrive. Today few more are
here, but they will be gone quickly.
Remember that we will take the old piano.
which you cannot play-no matter what kind 1t
may be-in part payment for Knabe Angelus
that will make an artist Of any one who loves
music Easy monthly payments. If you desire
Ses and hear the KnahsAngeius today IL
possible, while we sure Of having one to
show you. Piano Store Fifth hoor
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
W. C. T. U. CONVENTION,
responsibilities Of Fatherhood Discussed by
Mrs. Grannis

For thirty years the Woman's Christian Tenn
perance Union taught concerning the respon-
sibilties OF motherhood" said Mrs. Elizabeth
Grannis. president Of the National Association OF
Christian Women, reporting before the New-York
County Woman's Christian Temperance Union yes
terday afternoon In all that time never heard
single church, single pastor. say one word
about the responsibilities Of fatherhood. and
never heard the Womans Christian Temperance
Union say very much about it. either. If the great
army Of tire woman's Christian Temperance Union
81 this nation would feel and teach strongly
upon that subject they have upon the respon-
stbilfty Of motherhood II would have a wonderful
effect in improving mems morals.
this organization. Through the State outside OF
NeW-York City. IL has great influence. It can
effect legislation IL i becomes sufficiently aroused
with those Of this country Mrs. Grannis said:
Our clergy and statesmen agitated over
the increase in divorce l had the pleasure Of in
PRODUCING a resolution. which was passed BY the
National Council OF Women, 100000 strong to the
effect that we should cooperate with the clergy
and other organizations IN learning the various
causes leading to divorce. and seek TO remove
those causes
Z cannot refrain. in closing. from referring 10
the Subway saloon.
The subway saloon was the most diabolicai
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
CONTRIBUTIONS.

Miss Annie NJ Morris sends some extracts for
publication in this column; Annie c. r., Of
Wakefield, some fancy bags as her yearly dues;
J. E. C. some outgrown spectacles, and half
dozen pair of kid gloves have been sent anony-
mously r. S Alcoke sends clothing, and the
Rhinebeck Mission Band contributes a box Of
beautiful flowers
The president of the Rutherford On. j. branch
reports a contribution of clothing from Mrs
CarIcFtter, and hats. woods. quilt pieces, etc.
from friend.
Life, like war, is series of mistakes; and he
is not the best Christian nor the best general
who makes the fewest false steps He is the
best who wins the most splendid victories by the
retrieval Of mistakes.-(F. w. Robertson.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
Housewi,0es EXCHANGE.

baking green peppers, giving full details" The
following is one 1 safely recommend:
Choose the sweet variety. as they are not nearly
so hot. Cut the tops off about an inch below,
remove every seed from them and the lower
part of each pepper and soak an hour or so In
strong sailed water Drain well and fill each
with stufflng of few slices of cold meat pref
erably veaD chopped very fine with bread
crumbs or two or three slices OF cold toast, one
small onion and one large or two small raw to-
matoes chopped with the meat Season with
salt and little pepper and add two teaspoonfuis
of butter melted. Mix we'll and fill the peppers,
pressing the stuffing in hard and replace the
top on each one This quality Will I'LL six
medium sized peppers. Place in pudding dish,
add two large spoonfuls OF cold water and bake
half an hour in a hot oven putting pan OF
water under the dish to prevent burning on the
bottom. Mrs NJ W. b.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
CHILDREN IN FLATS.
"Their Evil Reputation Due to Their
Mothers. Not Landlords"
.he rditor Of The TRIBUNE.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: cannot let your editorlal OF Suhoay-
.r,bii5rea in Flatsr--pass without word Of com
rnsndstion as il contains the only utterances on
the subject which state the facts But you should
come out plainly let the truth hurt whom it may
The trouble with children in fats and apartment
houses is laid at the door Of the landlord ana
janitor only by those interested IN these unruy
Young hoodlupas who have created a state OF at
fairs in which good and bad suffer alike Scenes
can be witnessed on any street in this city, as you
say which may well cause one 10 ask, what
kind of men and women they going to be-"
Children properly brought up are a delight to
any one but a crank a disappointed man or
woman. and when they are not SO brought up the
fault lies right in the home want 10 can your
attention TO few things one can see any oay
in this city.
ind? II is loaded TO the guards with women. The
res e bfs Wife Chance torrat? Look after her
sbre ms and tend 70 her honsehod duties? Oh
no. She hustles into her 'gIaddest" rairnent and
roTded adYerfisemenT telling her She can get a
~ bill for s. IS having entered into her woman
fsre she must have it before Mrs. Nextdoor does
Nov Mr. Editor where are me a1 tey earn
ing and what are they doing? II. II You want t Ine
The women of to-day in this city. speaking gen
IS Ike silk. The mother guides The little mind and
sets the little feet in the right path. This IS not
privilege Can she do this and spend the time the
woman of to-day does away from her childrenP No!
The child Of the rich man Is equally TO be ptied
with his poorer fellow who lives in the tenement
house Go into Central Park and watch these poor
little souls They imnaculate-shoes shined,
kid gloved, hair curled and, worst of ALL in the
custody of a paid attendant, whose only desire is
TO kill time in gossip with his or her fellows. What
must be the bringing up of such a child? Well.
I'll tell you: Failure to do mans. or wonan's,
work in the world--just that.
When mothers (for fathers generally scratch
ing living and it is hard scratching. too.
fines) come 10 realize that children given
them for good not neglect q speak OF the ordinary
mother Of to-day TO be brought up TO respect the
rights of others TO be courteous TO respect their
elders, this complaint of landlords viii be heard no
more Mischief inpertinence and falsehood do not
belong TO the manly boy. The little girl will never
win respect by practising them r. A S.
Sent. 1896.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
Won1en's
Raincoats

Rain-or-Shine Goats, to call them
justly. Handsome in any weather.
Latest English rain-proofed ma
terials.
The fuu-Iength styles. Full of
dash and character. Loose and fitted.
Sis to S23.
The mem 50-inch models. Smart
and novel. Made in q brand-new
striking style. S1o.50.
Second floor. Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-09-13
Muslin Underuear

1t will be a joy TO replenish
your wardrobe from these
bright, new masses of fine
white underwear. Full IN
proportion, exquisite in finish,
daintily made and trimmed.
Prices are small for worth:
White PettIcoats In Walking
Length
At s5c-Deep fiounce with
cluster plaits and hemstitch-
ing.
At s1-Deep fiounce with but
tonhole edge; pIaits above.
At sl.50-Deep 1ounce OF
blind embroidery; cluster plaits
above.
At s1.75-Two rufies Of en-
broidery: neat scalloped edge.
All of excellent cambria.
Nightgowns
At S5c-Of muslin or main
sock; high or low neck;
trimmed with torchon lace or
embroidery and plaits-
At sI-Of muslin or MAIN
sock; square or v neck; yoke
of embroidery and plaits. or
trimmed with embroidery or
ribbon.
At s1.sO-of nainsook or
cambria; v or round neck;
yoke of fine embroidery, or
trimmed with hemstitched
plaits, lace and ribbon
At S1.75-Of nainsook or
cambria; square, V or round
neck; trimmed with lace and
insertions, or fine embroidery.
Extra Size Underwear
Beautifully made, in large
sizes.
Nightgowns. of cambria.
muslin or nainsook, at 65c.
S5c, 81, $3.50, s1.75. 50. to $3.50.
Chemises, of nainsook or
cambria, at Csc, 81. s1.50, S1.75,
to s3.25.
Corset Covers, of cambria or
nainsook, at S5c, soc, csc, 75c,
81, TO s1.75.
Drawers, of cambria, muslin
OF nainsook, at SOC. 75c, 81,
SIPS, to S3.25.
Second floor.