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The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25
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JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND leo
and they will send you their big plant and
seed catalog, together with enough seed
to grow
1000 rich, juicy Turnips,
1900 blanehing, nutty Celery,
1000 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1000 splendid Onions,
1000 rare, luscious Radishes,
1000 gloriously brilliant Flowers.
In all over 10000 plants-this great offer
is made to get you to test their warranted
vegetable seeds and
ALL FOR But leo POSTAGE,
providing you will return this notice, and
If you will send them 26e in postage, they
viii add TO the above a big package of
saIzer's Fourth of July Sweet Corn-ths
earliest on earth-10 days earlier than
Cory, Peep o Day. First of AL. etc. *. IL
This world would be far more dismal
than it is if the public found out about it
every time anybody made. fool of him.
self.-Chicago Record Herald.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25
Temporary and Permanent Yoss.

$50 the specialist said you'd have 70
give up smoking for awhile, eh? z"
Yes, AMI he also said I'd have to give
up SIS for good. Golfers Weekly.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli-
BE medicine for coughs and eolds.-N- w.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gum and Mullen is Natures great rem
sumption sum s and ali throat troubles bip. AT At
druggist, &c. SOC. and sI.o0 per bottle.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25
rar1ieat Graen nnlona.

The John A. salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, always have something new, some
thing valuable. This year they offer
among their rev money making yege.
tables, an Earliest Green Eating Onion.
II IS a winner, MIR. Farmer and Gardener
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25
BARRIERS in Manila.

Perambulating BARRIERS shaving GUS
toners in the street are no unusual
sight In the side streets ct Manila.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

The man who said a person can get
used to anything probably never tried liv-
ing with his relatives.-Puek
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

"a pretty telephone girl may be pref
cradle, but a plain one will answer
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

San Francisco is putting on additional
metropolitan airs every day. Her police
force now is found to be utterly corrupt.
Los Angeles Express.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

Despite all we hear about the door
always being open to ability, it is usu-
ally the man who knocks the hardest that
gets On the inside.-Judge.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

Hope is the one thing you can't bunko
the average man out of.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

| Applause is the spur of noble minds;
| the end and aim of weak ones.-Colton.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25

itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles
Your druggist will refund money if .PAzo
OINTMENT fails co euro in s to Il days. SOC.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25
A euaranSeed cure for piles.

Only the chosen few are fitted for sue
cess.-N. Y. Times.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25
Paw for Hoe Air In Advance.

what is retainer. pep?
a retainer, my son, is the money peo-
pie pay US lawyers before we do any
work.
aoh, I see. It's Ike thoss pay gas
meters. The people have to pay the
money before they get any gas
Tonkers Statesman.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-03-25
To Cure a Cold in One Dav

Take Laxative Bromo Quiniue Tablets. All
druggists refund the money ii it fails Co cure.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
Worsteds.

Fine Mixed worsteds in blue and
brown thar sold for 7sc, now SIC per
yard.
ChaIlies.
Wool Challies, just the thing for
kimonas, $500 values, now soc per
yard.
Wool Challies, soc values, now
3Sc per yard.
Wool Challies, 38c values. now
nc per yard.
The above will give you an idea Of
the bargains we are offering in this sale.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
Buy Them
Now
Wash Fabrics

EWW EVERY WOMAN who reads this ad sure be inter-
M esd in this money saving department. Our ready selling this
MA section has with many lengths OF about shirt waist suit pat
A ferns or less these have welded the price with
oav and now if for YOU gather rich harvest of specials White Goods
and Wash Fabrics Not only Wash Fabrics represented but WOOL GOODS
and GARMENTS figure very prominently this sale PRICES TALK
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Seats now on sale for The Village
Grocer.
j. f. colbun went to Bethel today
on business.
aicWhorter can supply your under
wear wants.
DR.. J. II. Winch Of Mortified was in
the city today.
William Durkee went to Burlington
today on a visit.
81 +. Ayers went to Groton Pond on
business Saturday.
S. A. Batchelder OF Plainfeld was in
/ the city today on business.
J. W. Grady went to Montreal Satur
day night on a business trip.
Roy Thorpe of Lisbon, n. H, visited
friends in the city over Sunday.
| Frank Small and Harry NJ. Ream went
to Hardwick this morning on bust
ness.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. II. Watkins returned
this afternoon from a weeks visit in
Rutland.
II William Newton Of Montpelier began
| work today as barber in Scofield and
Layers shop.
H ROYAL Kinney left this noon for his
Il home in Boston after a business visit
| in Marshfeld and this city.
II Mr.. and Mrs. Lynn Schofeld leave to-
/ morrow for Belgrade Lakes, Me-, where
/ they will spend the summer.
HI nj e ~ &c NTa,t1o.,e >, ,.h;nI
II was postponed viii be given at the Uni.
II yersalist vestry Wednesday evening
II Mr.. and Mrs. G, L. Woodwork moved
II today into their new house on East
II street, which they recently purchased
II Of Mrs. w r. Davenport.
II Clarence Foster finished work Satur
H day night as barber in Woodworths shoI
III and began work today as piano agen
HI at the ingalls, Music store,
III P. F. Mccarthy, national secretary o
HI the Quarry Workers Union, left las
I'll night for Hurricane Island, Me-, beinI
II called there to settle the strike whicl
II is on.
HI Peter Simo was arrested last night b.
Hi Officer Faulkner for intoxication. l
iii city court TINS morning SlmO pleaue
III guilty and paid a fine Of SIS with cost
Ill of 1854.
HI A breach OF peace case OF stat
III against Joseph Jacques of South Barr
Hi is being tried in the city court rooi
III this afternoon before jury and Jude
II Fay as justice. Grand juror DR.. 9. !
II Barber is prosecuting the case, assiste
III lby R. A. Hoar, and NJ. NJ. Gordon
III defending.
- Mrs. Emerson III. Tracey, wife of Ga
"a Tracey of Grand Army and Loyal Legic
y circles Of California, paid Barre bril-
= visit Saturday. Mrs. Tracey, who
i we'll known public speaker, was d
- lighted with the apparent energy AZ
= enterprise Of Barre. She is bound +
Montreal, where she is to deliver .
he address the latter part Of the month.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
TALK OF THE TOWN.
Local Happenings Tersely Told for Busy
Readers.

Trade with The Village Grocer Tues
day night,
Exclusive patterns in hammocks at
MeWhorter's.
New belts and new neckwear at The
Vaughan Store.
See the mohair shirt waist suit at
Abbott's for only $3.50.
John P. Corcoran went to White River
Junction today on business.
Ladies and gentlemen's solid gold
watches at i. E. Burr & Co.'S.
The latest styles in shirt waist sets,
watch fobs, bracelets, etc, at Miss
Walkers.
The annual banquet Of the Epworth
league will be held Friday night at the
Methodist church.
L'avanguardia Socialista diretta da
Mocohi Labriola 81 yende presso Ia
barberia di G. Miami.
Hiram Bickford Of Elmira, n Y, 8
| former resident here, is visiting friends
in the city for few days.
|
All children accompanied by the hold
er of a reserved seat ticket to The Vii
Iage Grocer will be admitted free.
All persons dissatisfied with the pro
duction Of The Village Grocer can hav
money refunded at close Of second act.
! John Connick and Henry Baldwi
! went to Roxbury this morning in tn
i formers automobile to spend the da
fishing.
4 William A. Kidder of Rutland, for
lnerly manager of the local Singer sew
ing machine office, visited friends in tn
city over Sunday.
I, An invitation is hereby extended
all societies to participate in the Ml
mortal day exercises. Those wishing
do so will report to DR.. }. w. jackson
, marshall. Per order Memorial day con
mittee, A. +. Dodge, chairman.
The Good Templars win hold soeii
and entertainment Wednesday evenin
in the Foresters' hall, Worthen bloc
A farce entitled "A Niger Boardir
house, will be presented. An orchestl
of five pieces will furnish music. u
Piano to be used for the occasion is Il
Harvard, manufactured by the John
J Church ca. New York, and is for sd
J at the Wilder Music store, Montpelier
- |
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
which Is Most Valuable

cream or skinned milkg Well, Com
fort Powder is no more like talcum
powders than cream is like skinned
milk. Comfort Powder is far more heal
thy for the skin and a hundred times
more healing and soothing. If you use
anything but Comfort Powder on your
self or baby you win make a mistake.
All our druggists sell it.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
THE BARRE DAILY TIME.
MONDAY, MAY 8, 1905.
Weather Prediction.

Fair tonight, except showers in the
northwest portion. Tuesday fair and
cooler in the northwest portion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
White Waistings.


One lot sold as high as 75c and
none less than soc per yard. Now
5Sc per yard.
Ginghanis.
Red Seal Ginghams that sell tor Ioc
per yard. One lot now zc per yard.
VOiies.
Special values in Voiles, Sc val
ues, now II Tx per yard.
Sateens.
Mercerizeu Sateens, soft, pretty
qualities in patterns that initiate Fou-
lard silks, regular Sc values, now
&c per yard.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1905-05-08
Silk Pongees.

silk Pongees with silk embroidered
dot, "a inches wide, that sold for
SI.z5 per yard, now &c per yard.
Toxic Pongees.
This is Of Silk and Linen combina-
ton and beautiful fabric for an even
ing gown. in figured and plain, a
sI.zs value, now SIC per yard.
vOiles.
Fine Chiffon and Nubbed Voiles
that sold for sI.zS and sI.38 per
yard, a. inches wide, now SIC.
voiles Of about one pattern to the
piece, extra values at sI.oo per yard,
now 6oc per yard,
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
~URELY VEGETABLE.


have seen something Of legal prac-
tce on both sides Of the Atlantic, and
my opinion is that our profession
.:culd gain immenely by combining
the two branches pretty much as they
are combined in the United States and
Canada, says a writer in the London
Saturday Review 1t is obvious that
the solicitors would profit by such an
agreement. They would have the right
of audience in ali courts and the op-
portunity to qualify themselves for
promotion to the bench.
In America the young lawyer goes
into an Office, where he makes his
merit known by steady attention to
business. There will always be two
kinds Of lawyers those who stay in
their Offices, dealing directly with eli.
ents and attending 70 matters of rou-
tine, and those who advise on points
OF law and argue cases In court.
These two orders Of men are clearly
distinguished in America, but they
work together as partners to the great
advantage Of the client
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
CASTORIA
- For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature sssss seo Of &MzZzza
Trick of the Trade.

Madam" began the peddler as he
opened his red satchel, "can sell you
something this morning."
mo-" snapped the elderly matron,
raising her broom ominously, land
you better move on"
Just as you say, madam. l was
going to offer you the greatest wrinkle
remover on earth, but l see you don't
need It,"
"Ah, L"
"And also this wonderful remedy
for restoring gray hair to its natural
color, but you have no use for that,
either"
why, how kind OF you to think so!
/"
And this little volume entitled How
to Remain Beautiful Forever But it
would be superfuous to offer 1t to you.
Good-day, madam"
Come back here! Come back here
this instant | do not need them. as
you say, but will buy them and give
them to some friend. l always en-
courage truthfulneSs."
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
Buying LARGER FARMa.
Rural Population DecreasinR 4
Wealth Increases.

rural POPULATION Decre4stnR A
Wealth Increases.
1t seems a paradox, but Is neverthe-
less well established as true, that In
certain of the best farming regions of
the United States great and Astounding
agricultural prosperity has resulted In
decreased rural population. A no less
striking than surprising illustration of
this is given in a recent State census
report of Iowa, which is reported to
show falling of OF per cent In the
population of that great and glorious
State since the general census of 1900
OF course, such a result was not ac-
ceptable to Iowa's pride, and 1t was
not readily accepted. Close inquiry,
however. is reported not only to con-
firm the general correctness Of the
new count but to show a sufficient
reason for its disappointing result.
The explanation offered is that it Is
all due to the land hunger of the pros
porous Iowa farmer. Having money
ahead and well knowing that good
farm land in the Mississippi valley is
one of the safest and most profitable
of investments, he has been buying in
the adjoining farms Of his less fore
the reports say, that vacant farm
houses dot every township in the State.
Many of these vacant farmhouses may
again be occupied by the sons and sons
in-law of the purchaser; some of them
will be abandoned, and the newly ac-
quired lands consolidated into larger
farms. And if Iowa follows the course
of development that has been going on
for many years in the magnificent
farming regions of Central Illinois, the
consolidated farms will be leased in
tracts of so or 800 acres, or more, to
thrifty and prosperous tenant farmers.
The process as it has gone in Illinois
for a number of years is that the
Weather land owner buys out the 40
and 8O-acre farms of his neighbors,
tile drains and otherwise improves
them. often renting the same land or
lar.er tracts to the vendors, who gen
than they had done as owners. The
tenant farmers of Central Illinois put
their capital into the best of farm i'm
plements and machinery and live stock.
Their prosperity is seen in their COM
Portable and we'll furnished houses, the
we'll kept vehicles and horses which
their families drive to church and to
country gatherings. In Central ILL
nois just now the tendency is to larger
farms, the tenant generally desiring to
increase his area and the landlord regu-
lating the quantity of land he will
lease by the proved capacity and sue
cess of each tenant. For its best farm
lands Iowa appears to be approaching
the same system.-Springfeld Repub-
Iican
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23

Uncle Erastus, the village plasterer
and Whitewater, who had married
and buried four wives, was about to
acquire a fifth. He went to the house
of the Presbyterian minister, veneer
able man who had otticiated at several
of his previous weddings. to make ar
rangements to be married there the
following evening.
"Of course | shall be glad to marry
you to your new wife, Uncle 'Rastus,'
said the minister This will be the
third or fourth time for me, won't it:
How does it happen, uncle, that you
never have a colored preacher tie the
knot for you?"
"Well, sah," he answered, as kind
O. got in de habit o gittin' a white
man to do my marryin an | recon
I'll alIus do 1t. rs turrible sot in my
ways, Mistah Pa'ker."
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
he GAVE WHAT he HAD.

East Avenue, on the beautiful cam
ms OF Cornell University, is shaded by
a row of elm-trees, each end of the line
marked by a small brown stone bear
ing the inscription, "Ostrander Elms. =
Henry w. Sage. whose name stands
next TO that Of Ezra Cornell on the roll
of the benefactOrS of the university,
told the story of these trees in an adj
dress at Cornell several years ago.
After speaking of many things that
had been done for the young college,
he said:
And last, not least, gift which has
always had for me a fragrance akin
to that of the widows mite immortal
lied in Scripture. John B. Ostrander, a
man remarkable for his integrity and
humility. after having served me TWEEN
ty-five years in the forests Of Canada
and Michigan, returned at the age OF 70
to Dryden, his native town, to spend
there his declining yeads.
/ Meeting me one day, he said:
Henry, have been to the univer-
sity grounds and seen the work in
progress, and feel as If | want to do
something to help it along. Now have
no money, but l have some fine young
elms In my woods, and | can bring
down thirty or forty and plant them
there. They will look well, and will
make a shade for somebody after you
and are gone"
replied, They are just what we
want Bring them. and they shall be
known as the Ostrander Films"
Those are the elms on East Avenue,
and a stone at each end marks the
name of the donor. The shadow of
death has rested over his tomb several
years, and not long hence will rest
over mine, but the elms remain, and a
hundred years hence the shadows of
their graceful foliage will attest the
+ loving gift he made us-'they will
make a shade for somebody"
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
A NOVEL ADVERTISEMENT.


LOnuOn Ne"SpHpeEs
A HOPELESSLY INCOMPETENT FOOL,
with no qualifications, social or intellec-
tual, totally devoid of knowledge on any
conceivable subject, thoroughly indolent
and untrustworthy, is DESTROYS Of obtain
ing a remunerative post in any capacity.
Address l. h. 3, MacliSe road, West Ken
sington.
The sublime candor Of the above
advertisement which appeared in a
recent issue of the London Times has
caused some amusement and attracted
a great deal of attention among bust
ness men, says the London Express.
Many declared that Il. F." was 3
practical joker; others that he had a
definite object in view when he made
himself out to be a fool.
That this latter solution was the cor
rect one an Express representative
learned yesterday from Il. F." him
self. His object, he said, was to at
tract the attention OF employers by
going out of the beaten track.
Il. F." who is about 27 years old,
is rather more ALERT and intelligent
than the average man with an ordi-
nary public school education. and his
face is a particularly honest one.
II thought If 1 said exactly the OPP
posite to what most people in search
of a billet insert in the newspapers,
he said, II might stand good chance
of hearing from employers tired of
superlative virtues, and 1 have not
been disappointed.
IL have this morning received two
genuine offers and appointments fer
interviews from the heads o. good
firms and large number o: letters
and post cards from practical jokels.
1t was inevitable, of course, thar three
or four Of the writer's should have
advised me to apply at once to the
war office, where would be sure of
a billet
81 have been schoolmastering seven
years, and although l have a small
billet now, l wish to better myself"
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
Chinese Ruler

The Empress Dowager>of China was
sold into slavery at the age of eleven,
o save her family from starvation
Afterwards she was presented to the
ate emperor, and, upon his wife's
death, became Empress. Her feet
we're never bound, and she was taught
to read after persistent pleading. The
sterling qualities of this wonderful
woman, like those of Pillsbury's Vitos,
have overcome every obstacle. And
she holds herself at the head of China,
as does Vitos at the head of breakf fast
foods.
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
Not Built For Two.

When Michael Burke Joined bis
brother James in this country. the
money he brought over, added to
lanes savings, enabled them to 90
INTO the ice business. In course OF
lime their custom increased, and Il
became necessary for them to have an
office. In this James soon installed q
1ice roll-top desk.
1.-THE one desk will do for the two
If u.s." he explained, the day it was
set us. "And here are two keys; one
for you, Micky, and one for me-"
Michael accepted the key, but seemed
70 be studying the desk.
"That's all right" he said. "But
where is my keyhole?"
The new age. [volume] (Portland, Or.) 1896-1905, 1905-12-23
All the Comfort. of Home.

"Nat" Goodwin, the comedian, once
possessed a fine country house on the
banks of the Thames River, near New
London, Connecticut. Every summer
he used to invite some of his Thespian
friends to join his house party.
On one such occasion Goodwin de-
livered himself of a bon mot that is
worth repeating.
NAT" said some one, you certainly
have a fine place here. Just think OF
it, a lawn right on the riverw
eyes" drawled Nat" tits fine. In
the spring we have the lawn on the
river, and in the fall we have the river
on the lawn"