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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
EVER TREAT YOU sof
Coffee Acts the Jonah and Will Come
Up.

Coffee Acts the Jonah and Will Come
Up.
A clergyman who pursues his noble
calling in a country parish in Iowa,
tells of his coffee experience:
MY wife and 1 used coffee regular
ly for breakfast, frequently for dinner
and occasionally for supper-always
the very best quality-package coffee
never could find place on our table.
I'm the spring of 1896 my wife was
taken with violent vomiting which we
had great difficulty in stopping.
1T seemed to come from coffee
drinking but we could not decide
I'm the following July, however,
she was attacked a second time by
the vomiting. 1 was away from home
filling an appointment, at the time.
and on my return l found her very
low; she had literally vomited herself
almost to death, and it took some days
to quiet the trouble and restore her
stomach.
IT had also experienced the same
trouble, but not so violently, and had
relieved it, each time, by resort to
medicine.
But my wife's second attack salts
fed me that the use of coffee was al
the bottom of our troubles, and so we
stopped it forthwith and took on
Postum Food Coffee- The old symp-
toms of disease disappeared and dur
ing the years that we have been
using Postum instead Of coffee we
have never had a recurrence OF the
vomiting. We never weary of Postum
to which we know we owe our good
health. This is a simple statement
of facts" Name given by Postum
Company, Battle Creek, Mich
Read the little book The Road tc
MELVILLE" in each pkg
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
MISS ELLA OFF, INDIANAPOLIS, IND.
SUFFERED FOR MONTHS
Pe-ru-na, the Remedy That
Cured.

Miss Ella Off, 1927 Linden St., Indi-
annapolis, Ind, writes:
81 suffered with rundown cOnSfi-
tuition for several months, and feared
that would have to give up my work.
"On seeking the advice of a physi-
clan, he prescribed a tonic. found,
however, that 1t did me no good. On
seeking the advice of our druggist, he
asked me to try Peruna. In q few
weeks began to feel and act like q
different person. My appetite in
creased, I did not have that wOrn-Ouf
feeling, and I could sleep spIendidIy.
In q couple of months was entirely
recovered. THANK you for what your
medicine has done for me. "---EHa Off
Write DIR. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio,
for free medical advice. All cores
pondence is held strictly confidential.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

0AIt0s SuS OF -
What fs the secret of successfs
asked the magazine,
DO write.r said the pen.
BE progressive" said the euchre
pack.
BE exact and on time" said the
clock.
BE careful not to break your word, p
said the typewriter.
Don't be afraid to strike when you
find your MATCH" said the lamp.
Push and pull" said the door.
Stand firm and unyielding," said
the flagstaff.
Don't cnange with every wind that
blows" said the weather-vane.
Never become dull and rusty"
said the hoe.
"C1imb steadily up" said the hill.
Keep bright and don't mind the
Clouds" said the sun.
Cultivate a calm exterior, but be
ready for emergencies" said the in
nocent flower, "even I always carry
q pistil."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Economical Economy.

In St. Louis there is a Yankee who
settled in the Mound City after the
Civil War, and has there built up a
fortune OF millions. The economies
and conservatism by which he has
accumulated his little pile have in
creased with his years. Acquisition
has become a habit.
He has one son, over whose expen-
Gently, this offspring took an uptown
car. The father, who saw him board
the car, and knew his destination,
judged he had spent his fare foolishiy.
That evening, after dinner, the ell
der called the younger man into the
library, saying he had something to
tell him. But first" he interrupted,
rising from his chair, 81 will turn
down the light; we can talk just as
well in the dark, and it will save the
gas" He then proceeded to give rea-
sons why the expenditure of the up
town carfare was unnecessary. AS he
went on explaining the value of econ
omy, out of the darkness where his
son sat he heard a fumbling and shut
fling. Much to his distaste, the noise
continued. At length, heated to i'm
patience, he cried, Sam, what are
you doing?'
Father" came from out the black
ness, Il can hear just as well without
'em. and while we're sitting here in
the dark, I'm taking off my trousers
10 save EN-
For the rest Of that evening econo-
mics were not discussed--Success
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Hereditary spanish Law Suit.

Marquis De Viana and Count Tor
res De Cabrera, two ~Spaniards of
ancient lineage, are opponents In a
lawsuit which was begun in 1917 and
is still sub JUDGE. The case concerns
a pension, and the accumulated sum
in dispute would have reached fabu-
lous millions had not four centuries
Of attorneys, barristers and court of
ficials taken considerable measures
OF appropriation to prevent it becom-
ing too unwieldly to be dealt with.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
scorn of the COLLEGE Athlete.

"The defeated crews captain claims
they would have beaten you if they
hadn't caught SO many crabs" re
marked the spectator.
"Hugh!" snorted the captain of the
victorious varsity eight. 81 don't be-
lieve there ever was a crab slow
enough for them to catch''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Five Dollars Missing.

Teacher-How many bones are
there?
Bright Boy-Five.
Teacher-Where did you get that
idea?
Bright Boy-From my father: he
said this morning that mother took
five bones out of his pocket last night,
and that they were all that he had.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Her Insinuation.

Miss Pechis-I accepted Mr.. Roxley
fast night.
Miss Chellus- Weren't you
nervous?
Miss Pechis-Nervous? No, why?
Miss Chellus-I should think the
suspense would have been so terrible
while you were waiting for his an
swer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Stop Babies Tears

Ninety per cent of babies troubles
are caused by disordered stomach or
bowels. They can all be quickly cured
by a few doses of that great digestive
medicine, DIR. Caldwell's Oaxative)
Syrup Pepsin. 1t digests curded milk,
sweetens the breath, reduces fever and
relieves pain. Absolutely harmless to
mother or child. Sure relief in teeth
ing. Sold by all druggists at SOC and
81. Money back If it fails.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Relatively not so Rich.

Relatively not so Rich.
First Millionaire-Fm poorer now
than was ten years ago.
Second Millionaire-Nonsen You
are worth 100000 now and you were
only worth 81 100000 then.
Eyes. But $1,0OO,0OO was a bigger
fortune then than 100000 is now"
Life,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

If Defiance Starch" does not
please you, return it to your dealer.
If it does you get one-third more for
the same money. 1t will give you
satisfaction, and will not stick to the
iron.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Municipal Ownership.

Church-Do you believe i'll munich
pal ownership.
Gotham-No; 1 think it just as well
to leave it as it is, and let the alder
men own the city.-Yonkers States
man.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
What She Had.

did his wife have anything when
ne married herr"
Three children. You knew she was
widow, didn't your
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

Old Noah may have been little shy
on the principles of high finance, but
he knew enough to go in out of the
rain.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

The Best Results In Starchino
can be obtained only by using Defiance
Starch, besides getting OF. more for same
money-no cooking required.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Resemblance.

ReSemblanceS.
Misunderstanding of facial char
acteristics, do you know that l was
once taken for President Roosevelt?
Biggins-And a man once took me
for the Kaiser.
Diggins-That's nothing; few
weeks ago an old school chum of mine
stepped up to me on the street and
remarked, Holy Moses, is that your
Recipe Failed.
Little appropriate gifts from time
TO time will draw your husband near
er to you"
mo, they won't. I gave my hus-
band box of cigars, and"
"Well?"
well, they didn't draw, that's ALL
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
COLUMBIA NORMAL AcADEM,
Eor YOUNG Men and Women.

For Young Mon and women.
The best school In Missouri in which to prepare for
entrance the University. Enrolment the past
year the twelve approve ed summer schools
in Missouri. New building; board for q limited num-
Der of girls unexcelled advantages in Music and
Execution; splendid training teachers. Find
more by writing to president,
GEO. n. BEAStEY, 1901 Cherry ST.. Columbia. Mo.
Also owner OF Columbia Business College located
city.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

Sanctity is much more than stand
offishness..
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

A wrinkled forehead is no sign of
deep thought.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

The honeymoon wanes when the
sweethearting lags.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Said the Riqht Thino.

Mother-Why did you let him kiss
you?
Edith-We1l, he was so nice about
it. He asked
Mother-The ideal Haven't told
you you must learn to say MOI"
Edith-That's what I did say. He
asked me if I'd be very angry if he
kissed me.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

DON'T FORGET
A large 2-oz package Red Cross Ball Blue, onl1
cents The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
Where the Trouble Lies.

Where the Trouble Lies.
McJigger-That was an odd state
nent you made minute ago.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT was it?
McJJigger-Yof said you never had
any trouble keeping your wife FASH
lonably dressed
ThingumbobrThat's the truth. Ny
trouble comes when 1 don't keep her
dressed.
Sure Sign.
IT think the count is in love with
me-" said the first heiress-
What makes you think so?" asked
The other.
he asked me today how much
vas worth"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12
TRY One PACKAGE,

Spinsters are not partial ad-ages.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1905-08-12

and Toilet Soap for 25c Potter Drug 4 Chem Corp,
Sole Props, Boston. Mailed kree, -How to Care fog
Baby Skin, Scalp, and Hair"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-06

Asthma Sufferers Should Know This.
Foley's Honey and Tar has curei
many cases OF asthma that were con-
sidered hopeless. Mrs. AdOlph Bues-
ing, 701 West Third Street, Davenport.
Iowa, writes: "A severe cold contracted
twelve years ago was neglected until it
finally grew into asthma. The best
medical skill available could not give
me more than temporary relief. Foiey's
Honey and Tar was recommended and
one fifty-cent bottle entirely cured me
of asthma which had been growing on
me for twelve years, ami If had taken
it at the start | would have been
saved years of suffering" W. A..
~ AIorl1ho-fo T-yr--=-t -
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-06

IL. al Key West, Tampa, BralQSn-
own and Pensacola The coast artil-
cry is equipped as infantry, and viii
&c available for such duties in aid OF
lie civil authorities, as are now per
ormed By infantry organizations, at
he same time, the instruction given
hem for service in the immediate
icinity in which they live at such
crtificatiOns.
The following general order recent
: issued from the Adjutant Generals
flee will prove of interest to military
pen throughout the state:
General Orders, No. 10.
State of Florida, Adiutant Generals
Office, Tallahassee. July %, 1905.
/. The following executive order is
published:
State of Florida, Executive Office,
Tallahassee, July 20, 1905.
Upon consideration of the report of
he Adjutant General covering his in
'pectiOn of the various organizations
composing the Florida State Troops
II their home stations, it appears that
companies r. and * of the First
Infantry have fallen below the stand
iTd of efficiency.
Let an order be issued disbanding
such companies. and arrangements be
made for the proper care ana safe
''eeping of all public property which
has been issued them.
n B. BROWARD.
Governor.
Companies Il" and *" First in.
fantry, are hereby disbanded. The
enlisted men of such companies will
5e honorably discharged from the ser
vice of the state. The captains of such
companies will be discharged as soon
a., a final settlement OF their property
accounts has been made.
2. The designations of the following
named officers have been accepted and
they are honOrably discharged the
service Of the state.
First Infantry.
First Lieutenant Henry L. Eel.
Company "B, July IS, 1905.
Second Infantry.
Captain John l. Norris, Chaplain.
July 20, 1905.
Second Lieutenant J. H. May. Com.
pany a." July 81. 1905.
SecOnd Lieutenant Ardie R. Russell.
Company &C" June 8. 1905.
Second Lieutenant Clifford l. An
derson, Company a" July s, 1905.
Artillery Corps.
First Lieutenant Joseph W. Fowler,
First Battery, July 10, 1905.
3. The follOwing-named officers
have been honorably discharged theI
service of the state by reason of the
disbandment Of the organization to
which they belonged:
First Infantry.
Second Lieutenant Edwin c. Dams
by, Company *"
Second Lieutenant Samuel R. Green
bait, Company II"
4. The following-named officer has
heen honorably discharged from thu
service Of the state by reason of expi-i
ration of term of commission:
Second Infantry.
First Lieutenant David McComb
July 81, 1905.
.. Commissions have been issuedI
the following-named officers, ana thew
are assigned as follows:
FIRST infantry.
Captain Nelson H. Cox, to be cap
tain of Company H" with rank from
July Is, 1901, reappointed.
Second Infantry.
First Lieutenant A. Forrest Burns,
TO be captain of Company M" with
rank from July 81, 1905, promoted;
vice Stringer, resigned.
Second Lieutenant James Oliver
Bradshaw, TO be first lieutenant Of
Company &C." promoted; vice Russell !
resigned.
By command Of the governor and
commander-in-chief
]. CLIFFORD R. FOSTER,
Adjutant General,
Major-Genreal, Florida State Troops.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-06
No Cavalry Allowed.


The application from Tampa comes
rom body Of young men who are
-eSiroriS Of OgaEizing e troop o: cav
iiry, but as no cavalry is included in
ne authorized strength of the State
reo7@. this proposition cannot be
eV0Tahly acted upon, and the Tampa
e'P!e have been notified ACCORDINGLY.
"a failure of the law 10 include
5Vsiry in the states military force
% Due. no doubt. TO experience in this
> well as in other states. deyeloping
Re difficulty. if not impossibilitv Of
'alntalnlng such organization on ac-
cunt OF the expense involved in the
maintenance of horses. which would
ave 10 fall upon the individual SOL
der-a burden which few are willing
o 0 bear.
Inc application from Miami was for
permission TO organize a batter, of
'-iIiiery. The artillery organization
the state is limited to a battalion
TOUT units, which may be either
'atter1es OF field artillery or comma.
1les OF coast artillery. There is noU
MY one organization in tho state
ne FIRST Battery Of Field ArtilIerv at
Jacksonville. Under the new natiorol
militia law it is required that tbe or.
hament OF the several arms of the
organized militia shall eorresnond
"ith that prescribed for like arms in
ne regular army. The euuipment Of
4 battery OF field artillery consists of
tour S-inch breech loading feIol riAos
ma the approximate cost of the arn,a.
ment for one battery, exclusive OF
uniforms and other eouipnent e
vi 10000. As this armament can
only be secured through the nationai
appropriation for arming and eouin.
ping the militia, and rs Florida IL
iotment of that appropriation an,o,,n,s
20 only little over nine thousand dol.
'ars year, the impractica hiIit,- 90
addlns 10 the strength OF the feId o.
llIiery IN this state. will ba reo5;I,-
understood. But aside from tbtr !,
would not seem that anv e~iao,a :.
now exists. or is likely soon IN sriso
o cali for additional field sr+i1la-1,
On the other hand, the desire 20 -.
state authorities is to caDforr, -, 49,
general scheme for nationaI doto. ..,e
outlined by the war depart ment - -
encouraging the Organization - - -
panles OF coast artillery an nosts 49,
me United States coast fo-tifeS.i H.',.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-06
Of
INTEREST IN
MILITIA
Necessity For Additional CON-
BanieS in West Florida
Pensacola in Line

There has been a gratifying awak
ening Of interest in military matter,
throughout the state during the pas
TWO weeks. Quite a number of letter:
Of inquiry governing the formation
and acceptance of military companie
have been received at the Aojutan'
Generals Office, among others beinE
those from Ponce de Leon, Crawford
vile, Graceville, Sanford, Vernon
Braidentown, Pensacola, Mayo, Dunnel-
ion, Miami, Jacksonville, Blountstown
DeFuniak Springs, Mona, and Tampa
Under the rule which has been follow
ed, applications for authority TO or
ganize new companies are required 10
be made in the form of tetition ad-
dressed 70 the governor and sent
through the office OF the adjutant gen
eral, signed by the requisite number
OF men who are eligible for militia
duty; the minimum being, as preScrib
ed by law, forty-fve men, the max
mum strength of an infantry compan.
being sixty-five enlisted men al,
three officers. Some of the appliea
tons now pending have fallen shOT
OF the required number of men, an
an opportunity will be given such al
plicanJs TO secure additional signeT.
20 their petitions. 1t is not deemed
advisable 10 authorize the formation
Of military organizations in cOmmuni.
ties so small that in all probabilit!
difficulty would be experienced in
maintaining an effective organization
by keeping up the membership 10 the
prescribed number
Authorized Strength.
AS may be well known, the author
lied strength OF the states military
.crce is two regiments of infantry, ana
battalion of artillery, each infantr!
regiment comprising twelve compa-
MES. The Second infantry is compos-
Cd of companies located in the PENN
sula portion Of the state, and this reg
aent at present has its full quota OF
companies. The First infantry is lc-
rateG in the northern and western
section Of the state and in it there are
AZ present three vacancies, caused b.
he disbandment of two companies az
Pensacola and one at Tallahassee.
There appears to be necessity for ad-
iitiOnal companies of infantry in the
western part Of the state, as there are
az present only two military organi
zationS west of Madison, one located
a Alphabetical and one at Mariana
FOr this reason the applications OF
Pensacola, DeFuniak Springs and
2ther West Florida towns are amonz
hose which are likely 10 receive the
most favorable consideration of the
governor al this time
Notice has been received of the for
nation Of a company al Jacksonville
and If upon the receipt OF its forma,
application for admission it is found
hat this organization has met all re-
luiTements, there is no doubt of Us
acceptance. This will give the CITY
T Jacksonville three infantry compa-
les ana battery Of artillery. and
o. ri secure for the troops the Opportu.
Y OF OF having battalion formations
or drills and parades, an ADVANTAGE
OF now enjoyed at any other post In
be state.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1905-08-06
Asthma Sufferers Should Know This.

Najor-Genreal, Florida State Troops.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-12-08
A Writer of omnIsclent Wisdom.

4 writer i'm lions Herald says concern
ing the inter-church conference recently
held in New York, that the reason for
the manifest approval Of God in every ses-
sion was the clear. absolute faith of the
conference, not only i'm the divinity, but
in the essential deity of Christ The
chief cornerstone-the stone upon which
everything rested-was Christ, the son of
God, Christ God the son. Never possibly
since the Christian church came into be-
ing was Christ more honored and glori-
fed than at this conference. Hence its
spiritual power and the favor of God
which so crowned its every session"
The foregoing is remarkable in at least
one respect, and that is its authors def
mite and positive knowledge OF what God
approves. God has become willing at last
that the churches should surrender all
dogmas but one. He has blessed with his
favor a conference of churches that has
nothing TO say of an infallible Bible, the
eternal DEGREES, the fall of man, eternal
punishment or any other dogma save one
and that is the deity of Christ This is
a concession He probably would not have
made few years ago. but times change.
years to come He may possibly express
his favor for some conference which has
no dogma at ALL but which simply tries
to see what Christ saw and do what
Christ taught, and does not assume that
the great God of the universe is solicitous-
ly waiting to see whether a particular
conference indorses a particular dogma. :"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-12-08
Stage Politics.
Mortified News.1

Lawyer w w. Miles OF Barton gets
the coveted prize Of a supreme court
1udgeship. through the appointing power
OF Gov. Bell The Burlington Free Press
points out the fact that before he was
governor Mr.. Bell recommended Mr.. Miles
for the supreme court to Gov. Mccullough.
and when the opportunity came to make
an appointment himself. there was ap-
parently but one thing which he could
consistently do and that was do what he
had asked his predecessor to do" Under
these circumstances, is not the governor
liable to he charged with a fine bit OF
political theatricals in holding a public
hearing to consider the claims of candi-
dates? Perhaps it is new version of
the old story Of the country justice who
heard a case and fined the respondent.
without naming the amount. When the
prosecuting attorney called the court
attention to this omission. the Judge
answered: THE amount Of the fine will
be the sum you and l agreed on in the
woodshed before the court opened this
morning"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1905-12-08
WESTMINSTER WEST.

]. O. Smith is ILL.,
Ira Miller is visiting his sister. Mrs
Harlow, in Maiden, Mass.
The ladies' aid society met with Mrs
F. j. Houghten Thursday afternoon.
Miss Nora Walker has gone to West
Upton, Mass, to work in the straw shor
there through the winter
Mr.. and Mrs. j. L. Ormsby were i'm
Bellows Falls with their daughter. Mrs.
Edson Thanksgiving day
Mr.. and Mrs. Harlan Goodhue took
Thanksgiving dinner with their daughter.
Mrs, Schwenk in Brattleboro.
Mrs. L. A. Gopdell has closed her house
and gone to Blooklyn to stay with her
daughter Mrs. Lidstrum, during the
winter.
Hugh Goodell. who went to Madison.
n. j., intending to stay several months.
came home last week, the work not prov
ing altogether satisfactory
Rev. E. c. Fisher is absent this week.
attending the Sunday school rallies that
are being held in the different towns Of
the county. Mr. Fisher is president of
the county association.
The schools Of this place began the win
ter terms Monday with Miss Alice Barnes
teacher in district No l. and Miss Lena
Campbell in No. g. The scholars in dis
trict No. are brought to the village
school,
Among the Thanksgiving guests from
out of town were Mrs. Robinson and son
from Springfield, Mass, at j. o. Smiths:
Mr.. and Mrs. +. S. Clark and daughter of
Bellows Falls at j. II. Clarix's Hugh
Wellman at II. f. Wellman's; Mrs. Bertha
Miller at Mrs. Reuben Miler's; c. w.
Powers at ]. NJ. Powers's; Misses Stella.
May and Maud Goodell at Mrs. NJ j.
Goodelrs.