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The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
The Laundryman.

There is one branch Of trade which
runs on in an even tenor regardless Of
prices and crashes. That, Is the laundry
business. People who p%atroniEe laun-
dries never economic on their linen.
A man will average about so many
shirts, collars and cuffs q week when
he is cutting down or his drinks and
cigars and his theater tickets. And.
this observation recalls the fact that
the laundryman never has any innova-
ton in his business. He will ruin about
50 many shirts and collars and cuffs
every three months and never say a
word about 1t or make any deduction
|if you keep qu1et--Chicago Tribune.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
DEiTiEs or AhclENTs

How the vesta1 virIk1hss WSrs Hon
ored By the Romans.
The principal wind deitiesSs we're
Boreas. the north wind; sZephyyrruA the
west; Auster, the south, andsEury,s. the
east wind. The first was remembered
chiefly onaaccount Of i love scraue.
He Tell In love with b nyInph. bot
could not speak softly and found him
self unable to- sigh ats.af. Knowing
that It was impossible to make love
without soft speeches and signs, he
was about to give up lovemaking as a
bad job and 80 back to his regular
business Of blowing, but took advice
Of an expert, who recommended him
to carry OF the girl He did q. She
soon got used toihis blowing. ard they
lived happily ever afterward.
vesta was the goddess Of lifs and Of
home. Fer altar stood On every
3hearthstone; her fire burned on the
floor Of every public building. Emil
grants when leaving their country al
ways carried with them hre the
public hearth. The Yestal virgins
spent thirty years in seryice--ten In
learning their duties, ten in prscticing
them, ten In teaching novices. After
this term had expired they might, IL
they chose. leave the service Of their
divine mistress or marry, but few did
%. Honors were showered upon them.
They rode in chartots, a privilege In
Rome accorded only to royalty. The
best seats in the amphitheater were
reserved for them. They pardoned or
condemned the gladiators. Ia crimi-
nal led to execution met a Vestal he
was instantly released, no matter what
his crime. .SE@
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
appointment Meets Approval.

President Roosevelt has appointed
N. c. Lawrence postmaster at Dickin-
son, to fill the vacancy caused BY the
death of ]. c. Thompson. Mr.. Law
renee is an old timer of the west Mis-
souri, country and held down the state
s%enatorshiP a number of years ago.
Congratulations will be extended upon
his appointment as postmaster. Tri-
bune.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
so.e wonderf.I M<.re..

Some Wonderful Nsares.
Figures on the light and heat Of the
sun r the most startling that can
possibly be presented. The astrono-
mers measure the amount OF heat and
Light emitted BY the sun BY estimat.
ing that the earth intercepts about the
two billion three hundred milltonth
part Of II. Thus It ID found that IN
every sscpnd1o OF time the sunsemfts %
much heat astwould result froanSth
sudden combustion q n, .o0o.-
600 tons Of pure coal. II may be inter-
esting to the reader tesaknow that each
portion Of the SUMS surface as large
40 this earth emits az much heat per
second as would result from the COM
bustion Of 1.ooo.0oo,e0e tons Of the best
anthracite fuel.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
An Arab In the Rain.

An ArdD IN the kSa1m.
.'Those who are not accustomed to
rain are frightened by 1T" says a
writer. Il nee saw an Arab rained
upon for the first time. He was alb.
jectly terrified and demanded to have
his passage paid from the country
Sicily-in which the dread phenomenon
occurred. He had been conveyed from
the Sahara, I think, by a Europeans
whose servant he was, and he evidently
thought his master was behaving abom-
inably to him in permitting him to get
wet. Blythe first steamer he returned
to his native desert, abandoning excel
lent wages, and shaking the raindrops
~furiously from his slippered feet"
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
CoRPULENcE AND SANITY.

The Gospel Of Fat ~ Applied to the
Mentally Amicted.
Are the majority Of folk OF weak In
tellect? Is insanity on the hcrease7
Are we all preparing ourselves for ln-
natic asylums? These startling ques-
lions have: occurred to me after read
ing an article IN q medical-Journal On
the gospel Of fat % applied 70 the
treatment Of mental disease It seems
that. the more YOU. jfatten up tie. men.
tally satilicted the saner they become,
bnt. Of Course the dificnlty ltes, u pfo-
wiling tie lninaatic with aadipbssS tissue.
q heree. j. nothing nike brain Sdisease.t1
cause 10. too solid sdesh "a melt.
The aim ot most Of u nowadays II TO
keep down what opr transatlantic
friends, With their genius fosE lulsinlsls tie
ugliest word for everything uucomn-
promtsinlgslys! call ''nesh = We battle, We
massage We diet, We ~ to these and
thoss1 waters, we ~ all manner o,f
cures and put Ourselves into various
kinds of straps and pastes and. take
violent exercise with the aim Of timing
ourselves down and keeping stoutness
at ;bay.
Does this decided disposition on tho
part Of men and women to avoid cor
pulence and the successful thinning
down" that we notice on, all sides por-
tend increase Of lunacyl nsso. dieting
and the taking Of waters and massage
ought to be forbiddenaby act Of parlia-
ment. BY the way, Hamlet was fat
and scant Of breath, bat he was GER
'tainly far from sane.- London World.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
The Hore IA Rascal..

Our newspapers might be much bet
ter. They could easily be made more
to the taste Of the people Of taste. But
their unlovely crying Of crime. disa--
igreeable as It u, Is an exceedingly i'm.
fportant public duty, and In their faith
fulness and veracious fortitude in
keeping 1t up lies really the biggest
part OF our hope Of a. higher standard
OF honesty il public and private life.
There IS hope for any kind Of rascall-
tyS as long as 1t can be kept out OF the
papers.-Harper's Weekly. z
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
WOUNDS. BRUISES AND BURNS.

WOUNDS, BRUISES AND BURNS.
Byapplying an %antiseptic dressing to
wounds, bruises. burns and like injuries
before inflammation sets in, they may
be healed Without maturation and in
about one-third the time required by
the old treatment This is the greatest
discovery of triumph of modern surgery.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm acts on this
same principle. Il issan antiseptic.and
when applied 70 such injuries, eaaneess
them 70 heal verYquickIy. Ii also al
lays the pain and soreness and prevents
any danger of blood poisoning. Keep
q bottle of Pain Balm in your home and
it will save you time and money. MOTTO
mention the Inconvenience and suffer-
ing such injuries entail. For Sale by
all druggists.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
seaweed Sauces

The Japanese have many curious;
recipes for cooking seaweed. which,
with fern. is almost a staple articles Of
diet In China, Japan and the Asiatic
archipelago. a number OF species Of
seaweed are eaten. Some are soaked,
others are dried. Many OF the Jap
anese and Chinese sauces are made
from seaweed. Under the name Of.
""asakusa-nori," one variety is put up
In neat tin boxes and largely sold In
the Tokyo markets. SS
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
The Festiyal q Minery..

The most notable festival at Athens
was in honor Of Minerva. All classes
of~,citizens on this day marched IN pro-
cession. The oldest went FIRST, then
the young men, the children, the young
women, the matrons andst the people OF.
the lower orders. The mostprominent
object IN the parade was q ship pro
PEELED BY hidden machinery and bear
ing ct its masthead the sacred banner
Of the goddess.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
His Ambition.

Uncle Horace (who is something OF a
sage and philosopher)-My boy, it is
time for you, to begin to think seriously
Of the Kind Of future you intend to map
out for yourself. To sum it up In a
word, what epitaph are you ambitious
to have engraved upon your tombstone2
Nephew Gust beginning his career)eHe
got his share.--Chicago Tribune.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
a cra.Y rdea.

Haven't you ever thought Of going
10 work. asked the farmers wife Of
sauntering Sam.
"Yes'm,"" replied the veteran tramp.
II thought oft once, butt was dee
lseryus at de timle.""-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14

The glory Of ancestors sheds a light
around fposterity. It allows neither
their good nor bad qualities to remain.
IN obscurity.-Sallust.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
$500 1900 WkE@yg2 $3.50 -. a9N49 fatt
Vim. Holton Dye was 10 the city this

II 1900 - $780, 49, - ~ ----
VIM. Holton Dye was in the city thi,
week.
g. M. Dinsdale ! suffering from !
broken collar bone.
Martin McHenrv is supposed ID have
moved to Billings, Mont.
Landlord and Mrs. M. Mckinley are
back from their western trip.
Fall andwinterjackets and coats for
ladies. misses and children, have just
Ibeen opened at Crowl& Co.'S. o,23 It
Peter Indergaard Of Belfeld, was
transacting business in the city Satur-
day. Mrs. I~ndergaard accompanied her
husband. Il
What width shoe do you weaI7 Ii
doesn't make any difference whether ii
is Aor ZEE you can get your 1T at
Cartwripht's. s8 q.73-tt
While on their trip OF Inspection last
week at the Berthold reservation and
country northeast. E.. Phelan and
Miss Phelan drove 75omiles.
Improve your sight and personal APP
pearance by patronizing our optical de-
partment. First class work guaranteed.
7. ]. Greene & Co. o-23-tf
Ole T. Olson of Schafer. was in
Taylor the past week and said that he
would probably ship q car Of cattle. the
Ist of November.
Miss Una Milne, representing the
Odd Fellows Review of st. Paul, was in
Dickinson on Wednesday, en- route to
Anaconda to attend the Montana grand
lodge meeting.
Lous Metz who has been threshing
northwest in Billings county the past
four weeks, was in Dickinson Monday
and reports wheat in that section going
eight to ten bushels.
With the Kodak developing machine
a person absolutely without experience
ian make as good photographs as the
expert photographer. Mcdonald &
Pomroy sell all sizes Of these machines
as well as everything else, used in pho
Biography. Out-of-town orders will re-
,ceive careful attention. 4-I.tf
Mr.. and Mrs. Maurice. Donnolly have
been out from indianapolis for some
days and e 4 enjoy the country
around Dickinson. Mr.. Donnolly is
secretary Of the Northwestern Ranching
Co. and expresses himself as well
pleased with their investmen. south Of
this city.
Geo. Hancock of Hancock Bros, the
Fargo architects, wa9 in the city this
week looking over the building work of
the season and making plans for 1906.
Mr.. Hancock has designed many-of our
best buildings, as our readers already
know, and has several prospective jobs
for 1905. He expresses himself as much
pleased with Dickinson's building re-
cord of 1905, and he tells us that the
prospects in this line are very fattering
ftot,.loo6. not only here, but throughout
the state.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14

schiller's Liking For Apples.
One habit Of Schiller's was a pas
sion for the smell of ansapple. He,
used to cut an apple into quarters and
keep them In the drawer sof his writ
ing tablet, P.'s Weekly.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
Another victim 81 III. curiosity.

Heat what age do~you think a girl,
ought to marry? She--Wel1, I couldn't
think Of setting the day before next
October, George. whenI shallssbe just
twenty-nine.-Somerv.lle Journal.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
City lpts for Sole.

have I5lots on4Main street. west 81.
the .ss F'instlN aiienal Bank Tbese
are the best Observation-Disclosures totsS
II. city. Thos. Evans. Gladstone.
For prices inquire at Press Office
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14

On HIS Last LeEs.
do you buy rags and bones1'
Eyes, certainly" l. y
''Then put mo IN the scales. WIN
you?'-Papagallo.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
Cosl Orders Promptly filled.

I willSdeliver Consolidated Coal Co.
deep-mined coal on short notice You
a order by telephone, No. 6-2. i have
to pay cash and must receive cash on
delivery of coal.
2-4-tf IA. VAUGHN, Agent.
The Dickinson press., 1905-10-14
Fatal TAirtoea.

Fatal Th1rteen.
Bi1l the Brute--Thirteen:s my unlueky
Tnunbsr.. EPseethaDip-W makes sr.
1tink sol Bil-W,enever Isees twelve.
men intde box and one on de bench I
know I'm goin' ter take q trip ove1 do
road.-Cleveland Leader. sss#y#
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
WANT MONTE CARLO
OPEN At SARATOGA
Some Would Establish One
Big Gambling Club.
SPORTS DON'T LIKE IDEA
Heavy Plungers Do Not Ruck Cam
fields Tiger-Citizens Con-
tent With Situation.

SARATOGA. Aug. 3.-There is no fear
entertained here today that Governor
Higgins will interfere with the wide
open policy of the gamblers, as his pre-
deceSSors in Office. including MI ROOSe-
velC, have deemed it good politics 10
leave it in the hands of the Saratoga
county officials.
1t is said the governor has no official
knowledge of the situation, and 1t IS
thought he viii let Saratoga alone.
Every body here talks gambling. The
fever is becoming u delIriuIn, and con-
versation on the hotel piaZzas is all
ab0It betting. 1t is predicted that un-
less the lid is forced down Saratoga will
have the greatest August in Its history.
That there will be any serious attempt
to fasten down the lid NuTing the pres
age Sara tOga resident, who IS satlsheo
with the status quo. because II draws
money here from every direction.
Many leading citizens beWa1 The fact
thar IL is not possible to have Il priv
ileged Monte Carlo here with the Sara
toga Club house open and the other re-
sorts closed, but there seems TO be no
great delight of the sporting fraternity.
While the sports assembled here have
not made any sensational OF spectacular
PLAYS. there has been very heavy Samb-
ling by professionals, who usually avoid
Canfields clubhouse.
One of the heaviest losers of the night
was Young Corbett.' who had had a
phenomenal day at the race track He
had backed John Sanford's 5 stable in the
Saratoga Handicap at big odds and his
winnings are said TO have been so great
that he had money left after losing 5000
at faro and purchasing a cottage III Re-
gele street.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

There is now no question as 10 what
team will land the flag. Epiphany
Chapel has such a lead that she cannot
be overtaken.
There VIII be no more games in he
league until next Monday when the
Georgetown St. Johns team plays the
Washington Christ Church OUTFIT, al the
Bureau grounds.
Robertson contributed pair of singles
and q double, which was the best stick
work done by any of the players. He
also accepted fifteen out Of his sixteen
chances.
Schaffer did the best work for the
losers. He ripped out two singles scored
once ana got every one of his six
chances in the field.
When 1t came to base stealing Brooks
had them all distanced He succeeded
IN pilfering four sacks.
FOURTH CALVARY.
-Four thousand fans. including the
Bureau brass band(?), saw the game
Charley Lord turned his floral horse
shoe upside down and all the good luck
ran out.
Reuben had his smile with him. but it
could not be seen while the third inning
was progressing.
Things looked pretty blue for Fourth
until Bielaski laced the sphere to the
woods for four sacks in the fourth.
Symanosk's bunt through short in the
third scored two runs. Cheers.
Taylor's slide for home In the third
was close Bradley had a right TO say
few things,
The Bureau lads. Lord and McCauley
had large following with a brass band.
There We're also q few people from the
Postottice, but they did not make as
much noise.
The game decided Calvary's chances
for the pennant. but il can say IL ran
a good race and had Fourth on the. jump
the whole nine innings.
Burroughs stop OF Aitchesons bound
ing grounder in the third was all to
the clever.
When the Bureau band played "Reu-
ben, Reuben, / been thinking" etc, in
the fifth. Rubc smiled the limit but he
did not loosen up with any runs or hits
Lord made the mistake of the game in
the fifth when he threw 20 first to catch
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
COMMENT ON YESTERDAYS GAMES

McKenny, instead of throwing to sec
ond to stop Bielaski- Bielaskf would
have been an easy out
Umpire Belts at the end of the fifth
announced that a collection for the
benefit Of the associations medical fund
would be taken. Everybody contributed
and quite d large sum was raised.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Chicago viii be the guest at National
Park this afternoon. Manager Jones
will probably send Smith in to serve EN-
up for the White Sox, while either
Adams or Townsend will be on the rub
ber for the Nationals. It is Bill Wolfe's
turn, but as his salary fin is a little
weak Stahl has decided to give him
rest.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

FIRST base by errors-Washington, l;
Detroit, g. Left on bases-Wa ashington,
4: Detroit, 8. First base on balls-Ofr
Jacobsen. /. Struck out-By Killian, l.
Sacrifice hit-EIilI. Double play-Jacob-
sen to Kittredge to StahL Hit by
pitcher-By Killian, l. Wild pitches
Jacobsen, Eillian. Umpire-0' 'Loughlin.
Time of game-1 hour and 30 minutes.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
L :: ROWING : SHOOTING :: TROT'TlNC
An't Them Nationals
The NauQhtiest Ever!
The Way They Skun Them Detroit Dubs
Was Simply SCandalous- -S'eIp Me,
They Made 1t Four Straight

man expected a double play. but when
he went to touch Stahl the manager
ducked, Schaefer dropped the leather,
and was just able to get 1t in time to
throw Anderson out at the plate. Hick-
man. however, had gotten home on the
play and the game was won.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
BLANKS OVERWHELMED
BY THE C0LUMBlAS

BY the overwhelming score of % to
9 the COlumbias downed the Blanks yes
terday, in the Government Printing Of
fee League. Reudy was pounded again
for long and short hits, all OF which
ConnLed for something Eha- scnr.e-
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Earned runs-Epiphany, ,; Epiphany
Chapel. g. TwO-base hits-Norris, Hunt
er. and Robertson. Sacrifice hit-Clark.
Left on bases-Epiphany Chapel Z;
Epiphany, +, Stolen bases-BroOks, 4;
Lawson. >; Chambers, and R Rogers.
Hit by piJcher-Chambers. Struck out
BY Smoot, e; by Gordon, 13 Umpire
Mr. Caesar. Time of game hours.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
EPIpHANY-EPIPHANY CHAPEL.

Gordon pitched fine bah for the win
ners, but the six errors behind him came
near costing his team its third game Of
the season.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
COLUMBIA-BLA

Reudy pitched six innings and was
hit for twcnty-three safe bIngIes. In
the sixth inning they made five runs off
him and he was taken out
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
EPISCOPAL LEAGUE
LEADERS WON AGAIN

Ephiphany Chapel the leader in the
Episcopal League, defeated the Ephi-
pkary team yesterday Dy s to 6.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

The Blanks came very near getting
blanked. It looked like q whitewash un-
til the third
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
COLUMBIA-CARROLL

Carroll suffered from the absence of
Jack Leonard. the regular pitcher, who
is playing at Norfolk. L-
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Hunter Hill grabbed Coughlins rap in
the fifth without moving. but it was so
easy that he commenced counting the
stitches and then threw SO low he pulled
StahI off the base.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
ST. PATRICK-S ST. VINCENT

Up to the seventh Chunk Wheatley
pitched good ball. but ne had one bad
inning, and enough runs were scored
10 break up the game. Meiser got one
where ne wanted it and Strengthened it
out for q homer
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

There was not a game in the Ameri-
can League yesterday that was won By
more than one run.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Deakins at third played n good game
for the losers, as the box score will
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Rube Waddell had to make the sea
sons record of fourteen strikeoutS ~;
order to put the Athletics in first place.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Move Boston and Washington each up
a peg. and the race as ii then stands
viii be about the order that they will
finish maybe.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
National League.

New York. 8: Pittsburg /.
Cincinnati S; Brooklyn. Z.
Boston, +: Chicago. 8.
Philadelphia, 4; ST. Louis. 2.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

In the fourth Hill stabbed Schaefer's
liner with one hand He didn't have
lime to recover himself. but a pretty
SCOOP BY Stahl at the other end saved
the play
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

With the exception of Harry ZannelHs
errors, St Patrick's fielding was per
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Dutch Schaefer made a pretty over
the shoulder catch of Hickman's blast
IN the opening session
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

One of the best games Of the season
is expected this afternoon when ST.
Martin and ST. Paula clash They are
the two leading clubs Of the league.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Look out for that water cooler. -
yelled the fans every time a foul flew
into the scorers roOst. Wonder if Ben
Minor will put something besides water
in that cooler this afternoon?
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Stone let Carroll down with three hits.
and most of the chances were easy.
Columbia all together had only four as
sists.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

show He made several nice stops also
tilstt are nos IN the score,
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

No less than five triples WhcatIev.
tn" Zannclu brothers. MarcerOa. and
MerriIet each got one.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

During the absence of Keane. Billy
torsythe acted as captain. He lived
UP TO his reputation as a slugger yes
terday when Stone fed him with
straight speedy one. and the Institute
player. smashed il so far over the fence
that the game went Oh without the bali
that he hit.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
American League.

Washington. .: Detroit. /.
New York. 4; Cleveland, 3.
Philadelphia, i. Chicago, 3.
Boston. Z St Louis, 8.
Boston, ( ST. Louis, 2.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

McCmrg, of the winning team. was
the star with the willow. Out of seven
times up he lined out five hits
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Joe Cassidy's prettfest play was in
the sixth. when he gobbled I'd McIn-
tNre'S nasty drive.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Quinn WAS the stuff on the sacks. He
purIOiucd as many as five
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
NOTES OF THE NOTABLES.

Every club in the American League
except Boston moved yesterday.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03
TODAYS GAMES.
American League

Chicago at Washington.
ST. Louis at New York
Detroit At Philadelphia
Cleveland at Boston.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Washington went along until the sixth
without making a hit, and 1t remained
for Jacobsen to poke the first puncture
in KilIian's delivery.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

There is now no question as TO what
team viii land the flag. Epiphany
Chapel has such a lead that she cannot
be overtaken.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Totals ............... l3 a 6
Epiphany -..-.-......1 0-6
Epiphany ChapeI...0 , 3 / O-S
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

When the Bureau band PLAYED "Reu-
ben, Reuben, / been thinking" etc, in
the ffth. Rubc smiled the limit. but he
did not loosen up with any runs or hits
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Lord made the mistake of the game in
the fifth when he threw 20 first to catch
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

Burroughs stop OF Aitcheson's bound
ing grounder in the third was all to
the clever.
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

There VIII be no more games in he
league until next Monday when the
Georgetown St. Johns team plays the
Washington Christ Church OUTFIT, al the
Bureau grounds
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

The game decided CaIvary's chances
for the pennant. but il can say IL ran
good race and had Fourth on the jump
the whole nine innings
The Washington times., 1905-08-03

The Bureau lads. Lord and McCauley
had large following with a brass band.
Postottice. but they did not make as
much noise.