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The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
GET POWER.
The supply Come. From Food

me supply comes FROM tooo.
II we get power from food, why not
strive to get all the power we can.
That is only possible by use OF skill.
fully selected food that exactly dts
the requirements OF the body.
Poor fuel makes. q poor fire and q
poor fire Is not a good steam pro-
ducer.
From not knowing how to select
the right food to fit my needs. I suf-
fered grievously for a long time from
stomach troubles" writes lady from
q little town In Missouri.
1T seemed as II 4 would never be
able to hnd out the sort Of food that
was best for me. Hardly anything
that could eat would stay ON my
stomach. Every attempt gave me
heartburn and filled my stomach with
gas. got thinner and thinner until
literally became q living skeleton
and in time was compelled to keep
to my bed.
= "A few months ago I was persuaded
to try 0rape-Nuts food. and II had
Ruch good effect from the very begin.
ming that have kept up Its use ever
since. was surprised at the easo
with which I digested It. It proved
to be Just what I needed. All my un-
pleasant symptoms. the heartburn. the
inflated feeling which gave me 80
much pain disappeared. Ny weight
gradually increased from 9S to l1e
lbs. my figure rounded out, my
strength came back. and am now
able to do my housework and enjoy
II. The Grape-Nuts food did It." Name
given BY Postum Co.. Battle Creek.
Mich.
A ten days trial viii show anyons
sope facts about food.
Z AThert's 4 rseson.-
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
Dove Of Peace. Driven from Homo
by Turbulent Scene. Again
Hovers Over the Charcoal
Flats In Serene Content.

The white.winged dove OF peace
futteTs and coos over Charcoal flats
and bowers trustingly in the ambient
ether even where discord was wont
TO prevail. An armistice has been de-
clared and the peace plenipotentia-i -ies
appeared before Recorder Fogarty
yesterday. morning. when the protocol
was sigred and the snowy.winged
bird liberated. But the dove OF peace
has wary eye skinned for trouble.
for 1t is feared hostilities will break
out anew, despite the friendly inter
vention OF his honor. says the New
Orleana Times.Democrat.
Maudy Gould. dignifed matrol of
Charcoal flats, some time ago caused
the arrest OF Bill Sims. Chink Sims
and Sam Sims on the charge OF in
suit and abuse. and this morning
agreed to withdraw the charge be-
cause the aforesaid dove had put in
its appearance.
Are you willing to let these men
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
FAMILY ILLUAIINANTS.

Little Charlie was very fond of
watching his mother dress. One day.
when she was brushing her hair. he
exclaimed: Mamma. why does your
hair snap so?" Because there Is SO
much electricity In it, she replied.
Charlie sat looking at her for few
moments very thoughtfully. and then
he could contain himself no longer.
when he burst out with: what n
queer family we must be! Grandma
has gas In her stomach and you have
electricity in your hair"
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
1,NcoNsCIoUs HUMoR.

During one of the frequent revoiu-
lions In Haiti. the commander OF the
government iorces at Port au Prince
made a regulation on the authorities
NJ Cane Hsitien for men TO ala IN
nmttIne down the uprising. After a
somewhst rough experience Of two Or
three days, the authorities sof togetne.
the REQUIRED humber Of men and loaeeo
shsm sboard ship. Then the following
r,sesaRe waa sent: sCommandes'
~ 1inneht ForceA Port aui rsince
1f1s i ssnd you pr steamer SAs'see*w Z
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
'6s1@f'W- IS
AREelPESlRH 3
I-NH5

ritters-Sift together one
our. two level teaspOonruls
powder. and one-fourth OF n
of salt; then pour over one
egg and one-thlrd of n cup
then add three tablespoon
Pugar. and four peaches
small pieces; drop big
nto hot fat; drain them on
pixie with powdered sugar;
p-Wash and soak a pound
hen put them In water to
the stoye until very soft.
m the fire. drain. and rub
gh n sieve. And one-third
OF sugar and a spoonful Of
and whip In the unbeaten
Pnr eggs. Turn into a but
set In a pan Of hot water
slowly until firm. When
with whipped cream.
;ucumbers = Fry q sliced
little butter until partly
add six cucumbers which
uartered lengthw Cook
cucumbers are nicely
'emove the vegetables from
an carefully and add to the
IN 1t a pint OF good soup
son to taste, and thicken
fiour-a teaspoonful will
Put the fried vegetables
paration; cover closely and
|nder enough to serve.
ndding-scald one pint Of
uble boiler: beat the yolks
and four Tablespoon
ngar together. and stir In
poonfuls Of cornstarch
p with q little milk. Stir
constantly until II thick.
"a one cupfuI Of peanut
lvor with Z tab,espoonful
zee. Pour Int 1 ~ ding
er with I ulfliai s4ilede
sne whitss & lgelf eiDq
plespeontA y NJ 4
the eye Z
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
THE TRUTHFUL GUIDE.

1t is told Of n lady that. while tour
Ing In the Scottish Highlands one
summer. she was taken TO cave In
which Macbeth. was said to have been
born. She examined the cave atten-
lively. and listened TO the eloquent
speech OF her guide. At the end she
said to the man: Come. now. tell me
truly. is this really the place where
Macbeth was born"
The guide smiled awkwardly. He
shifted about little. WELL" lie said,
Its one of the places. Her
aid.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
rdsy Night supper.

could head nm insurrection
Sunday night supper as II
met. 1t would be swept
sience with a celebrity that
astonishing even In this day
fnnsit. Gone forever would
pper table of one section OF
S-the plate OF cold chopped
led Goldfish. the pile OF white
bread, the little dishes OF
r. the large ginger cookies.
would be that other variety
table which thinks to make
Jack OF savOry dishes by It's
I am afraid even baked
brown bread. beloved as
BY certain worthy beings.
stand against the bosom OF
pf any or all of these the
ble that should suppiant
d be a board of surprises.
~ night supper should be
cted feast OF the week. Al
the family would never
TO look for. One time the
Id be hot and savory; the
buld be cold. but no less
|cw and startling salads
ke their first bow, so TO
the Sunday night supper
il would be the housckccp-
tion TO devise aud search
rs for this meal. Here she
rein to any pioneering or
? spirit she had In her and
mily to equal darins.-Har.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
Laundering woo,-p.,

hdies' Home Journal. we find
ing. which we give In answer
u Mrs. +. c.: Dissolve white
about two pailfuls Of warm
b tub, and add enough dis.
pp TO make n heavy suds.
Two tablespoonfuls of bora 4
of boiling water: pour half
% the suds: shake the white
Zee from dust and put them
kls: work the suds through
Is by lifting. squeezing and
never rub or twist woolens.
machine is excellent for all
brics. Squeeze the water
washed article: rinse In two
wing about the same tenn
Is the washing suds: pu: n
dissolve borax In each rims
and pass through the
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
iasA
INCoNsIDERATE.

A lady who complained TO her milk
man OF the quality Of milk he sold her
received the following explanation:
''You see. mum. they don't get enough
grass feed this time o year. Why.
them cows o mine are just as sorry
about II as I am. cftcn see 'cm
cryin' - regular cryin'. mum - because
they feel as how their milk don't do
'em credit. Don't you believe 1t.
mum." "Oh, yes. believe It," re-
sponded the customer: but wish In
future you'd see that they don't drop
their tears into our can" - uarper's
Weekly.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
A DIPLOMAT.

Mark Hanna once heard boy in his
employ say, "I wish i had Hanna
money and he was in the poorhouse.
The senator smiled grimly. and on re-
turning to his office. sent for the boy.
so you wish you had my money ana
was in the poorhouse. eh:' lie sniu
NOW, supposing You had your WISH
what would you do?" The youngster'
one of the ready-wltted Irish variety.
said with droll grin: well. guess
I'd get you out OF the poorhouse the
first thing" This adroit answer
brought the lad an increase of pay the
next week.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
i..s..ie
THE "IF."

The way freight OH the Coast Line
pulled out Of the yards at Fourth and
King streets and had proceeded about
eight blocks when the head brakeman
discovered that tourist had carelcssly
tucked himself away In a carload OF
lumber. There We're no friendly greet
ings. and none OF the courtesies such
rs the servants OF the corporation are
expected to extend to the travelling
public. The head brakeman lifted his
right foot and 1t caught the tourist
squarcly In the seat of his trousers.
When the tourist gathered himself to.
gether he found himself sitting by tho
side Of the track. with the yardmastcr
inspecting him quite curiously.
Where did you come FROM" de.
manded the yardmastcr.
up around Hopland." said the
tourist.
"And where do you think you are
going:"
We'll, I'm aiming to reach Hot
Springs, Ark. II the seat OF my pants
will hold out."-San Francisco Chron.
icle.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
A PRECAUTIoN.

A well.dressed man who registered
Mt hotel In st. Joseph. Mo-. casually
remarked that he never Travelled with
out his own fire-escape. at the same
time exhibiting the contrivance which
he carried. I'm case of fire." he said.
Il can let myself down from any hotel
window The landlord said. gravely:
Our terms for guests with frees
capes are cash In advance"
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
A DIETETIC DIFFICULTY.

1t Is related OF an Irish coachman
that. being in failing health. his doc
tor prescribed more animal food for
him. Remembering his case II few
days afterwards, he called upon Pat
at the stable. well. Pat" said lie
"how are you getting on with the
treatment" "oh. sure sir" Pat re-
piled, "Oi manage all right with the
grain and oats, but it's mighty hard
with the chopped hay"
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
WHAT 1T SUGGESTED.

A teacher In Boston public school
was seeking to give her boys dehnite
idea of what volcano was: therefore
she drew picture of one on the b'ack-
board. Taking some red chalk sne
drew fiery flames pouring from tue
summit Of the volcano. and when the
drawing was done. she turned to the
class before her. and said: can any
OF you tell me what that looks IKE!
One boy Immediately held up mis- naho'
and the teacher asked: "Well. Joey
YOU may tell u.s." ut looks like haaes,
ma'am," replied Joey. with startling
promptness.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29

Matters!
I..n.if,i lloxer rlere.

keauttfl1 Flower Piere.
utiful flower centreplece MI
bwl with carbonnted water
aiately arrange In 1t nastur-
plenty OF leaves. The How-
bn be covered with sparkling
hitting the coolest appearance.
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
rtsA..
To Din broth,

roth or soup from the kettle
King. and the fat is on 1t.
kettle forward TO the hot
range. making the soup boil
This raises n large bubble
die Of the pot from which n
boup at n time may be dipped
Fat all goes to the sides OF
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
CHAMPION ToRGETTER.

hnfus Choate once tried to get n
Boston witness TO give his idea of ab-
sent mindedness. WELL" said the
witness. who was typical New Eng.
land Yankee. II should say that n man
VINO thought he'd left his watch to
hum. ana took 1t out of his pocket to
see II he'd time to 20 hum and get 1t,
was leetle absent minded"
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
',.onhois. rhat Last.

bg buttonholes In chIldren's
es, after getting the hole
be worked. place n cord Il
hiding twlne) around the hole
part at the front (where the
be button cOmes) and work
e buttonholes will then out
|garment.-A. NJ. b.. In The
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
Scatter the Kindly Words of Praise
If you tell him he's a good one,
And pat him on the back?

II you teH MN nc good one,
And pat him on the back?
There are some who think It's praissne
Not to raise n row and kick, -
And they'll pay nn extra dollar
To a chap that's extra slick;
But 1t Isn't that that heartens-
IT'S the kind word and the thouRht
For the deed done and the doer. = -,
Out OF which the good Ia wrought
As when the weary pilgrim,
Who hus trod the long, hard way.
With Its profits and its losseA
Measured to him day BY day, yt +;
Hears the kind words OF the Master.
Like the songs pf che uhim: s,
Well done. thou ifond and faithful''--
II u Heaven encu ugh for him. j. f ssi
William J. hampton. N Thu 9mea1
MaGnxine. ~, = j, i' M 7 - =
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
Too Often We Wait Until Too
Late TO Bestow Our Exprss-
sions Of Love and ApprsciA.
ton on Dear Ones.

It's an easy thing to say It,
And to say. It good and strong.
And to say. II pretty frequent;
For II helps chap along.
oh, OF course. you pay him money,
Doubtless all that he is worth:
But does money man and brother, it
Represent the best OF earth?
What's the good OF keeping from him
Any good thing you might say
And Il something more than payf
n he's worthy of your .pfHises
. ~ you think that he'll te slacks-
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29

Drol Stories Of the
Passing Moment.


today one hundred volunteers. Please
return the ropes with which they are
tied. Commander ut Port Hnitien."
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29
JUsTIFIABLE DISCRETION.

lrisuineu WHO IOr some time nave Deen
on bad terms with each other. Not
long ago Flaherty had. according to
the notions OF his friends. been the
recipient of what could be deemed
nothing else than an insult from the
other Irishman. So they urged upon
him the dcslrability OF vindicating his
honor by promptly chastising his an
cient enemy.
But 1t would appear that Flnhcrty
was n man OF some prudence. for.
said he. hes more than me equal.
Look ut the size OF him! The mans u
giant"
Every WELL" responded friend. dis
gusted by Flaherty's exhibition OF
weakness. ''lave him go-that is. If
you're wantin' people goin' about sayin'
that you're a coward
well. 1 dunno" responded Flaherty
placidly. AT any rate. I'D rather have
thin sayin' that than the day afther
tomorrow exclnimin'. How natural
llaherty looks. "-Coliier's Weekly.
A DENTAL DEMoNSTRATOR.
NANNY" had been suffering tor
lures with the toothache. but she was
afraid of New York dentists. Down in
Virginia the colored folk believe that
doctors can roam about after dark,
trying TO catch people to cut up. A
negro child can be scared into good be-
havior by the mere whisper OF might
Doctor" Nanny could not be per-
suaded that dentists were not might
DOCTORS" but Mt last the pain got SO
bud that she consented to have the
tooth out. Her mistress tells in the
New York Press Of the old negro's ex-,
perience with painless dentist"
"Did It hurt?" asked. wheh she
came home.
Ian, no, chile" she said. II suttinly,
am glad l went to him. He take an.
hooked them tongs onto my tooth AM
he says. Good thing you didn't 20. to
Doctor Jones downstairs. This II the
way he pulls teeth!
"Then he give a powerful yank, and
let out a screech. !
".Huhv he says. I reckon you hetl
ter be glad you amt got Doc Jones
workIn' on your jaw. An Doc Smith
amt no better. This IL the way he
pulls teethr
"With that he shows me how Doc
Smith would "a done me. and lets
out another screech.
..An' now he says. 'I'm goln' to
'monstrate my. own method Of substrac!
tion.
~ An he gives that tooth Just Z little
twis', easy a. can Be, an out Il comes,
Never hurt I mite. NJ Ian, chile. 1,
suttlniy an thd ] dJdn't a. b nsAe
of tbam csher dcctess. Il 4. Il !
The Ordway new era., 1905-09-29

Few men have faith enough to
leave their umbrellas in the vestibule
OF church.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-23
WOOD WINS THREE RACES
Champion captures Titles In National
 Sk,tin9 ChamD' onshi~s

Caldwell. \. J, Feb 23-The amateur speed skating championships were de- cidcd here yesterday. The ice was in tip top condition and. had he been pushed, Morris Wood, the national amateur champion of the United States and Canada, would have made much better time He won every championship. taking the half mile. the mile and the five mile in faultless style. going right out from the crack of the gun. making his own pace and doing the trick in splendid form. In the five mile event series of tumbles was caused by people crossing the track while the big field of racers were flying around the ellipse. Wood ward Stephen. the Long Branch skater and Arthur '. Sarony. the New York Athletic club captain. were flung to the ice and bruised.
 The Verona Lake associafhn won the team championship. with the New York Athletic club team second. and the individual honors went to Morris Wood and the runner up position to Bellefeuille.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-23
BAD FOR BOOKMAKERS.

The winter racing, marcel as it has heen bv rain, snow and zero weather, las not been profitable one for the tOokmakers. and al naa''y every n"iut the big Ga a"ators are fin ,lir, distress At OaklarI R II Jackman is r"I Irt' {: to have lost S70.00O in two days play. At Los Angeles George Rose has stood the hrunt of the taIent's onslaught and Is renorted to he S3ONOO out of pocket At New Orleans and Hot Springs Il similar state of affairs exists. Steve LMommedieu losing a bank roll at each place. Dave Johnson returned the other day from Hot Snrines dis pusted with the game. He dropped q heavy wager on Roseben and threw m his hands. Joe Yeaeer is also solid loser on his book at the Vapor City Farorites at all the winter tracks to- gether with many good things. have been successful. There have been few fragrant form reversals. and bad look ing races have been limited to a small er number than ever before With such sharn eyed officials in the judges stands as Joe Murnhv. Frank Bryan. A. W. Hamilton and Ed Honner. it seems as if persons inclined to indulge in sharp practice have been up against 1t.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-23
GUARD HITS MAN.
He Was Chasing Carriage and Refused
 f.

He Was Chasing Carriage and Refused
 to Turn Back.
 Washington. Feb 23.-Presidpn. Roosevelt returned from Philadelphia last evening in rrivate car attached to the regular train.
 While the president was c-fving from the Academy of Music to the armory in Philadelphia. where he was the guest of the City Troop at lunch con. an unknown man dashed into the street and got within eight or ten fee. of the presidents carriage. There he was struck with the fiat of a sabre by one of the .fourtroopers who sur rounded the presidents carriage. ana. checked by the force of the blow. he staggered back and was lost sight of fin the crowd.
 The man appeared to he a laDorer about iJ years old. Those who wit messed the incident believe that he merely sought to shake hands with the president. He had run parallel with the carriages for over block and Sc cret Service Agent Tyree. who rode with the president. had ordered him to get out of the way. Tyree finally called to trooper. who quickly drew his saber and. as the man refusezl to stop. struck him . sound blow on the back.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-23
1G-YEAR-OLD ARSENAL.
Mother Has Son Who Read Too Many
 Dime Novels Arrested.

Mother Has Son Who Read Too Many
 Dime Novels Arrested.
 Newark. Feb 23-A malignant case Of dimenovelitis was brought to light in the Newark fourth prerinrt police court yesterday morning. when 16-year- old John Kelly of 46 Eleventh avenue came before the judge charged with carrying concealed weapons. When arrested he wore a belt to which was fastened a home made leather holster tied to the belt by shoestrinC. In the holster was an old fashioned Colt revolver In one of the lads hin pock- cts was small bottle full of gunpow. der.
 When the police asked young Kelly what he proposed to do with the re- volver and the powder he would only say that he had not intended to kurt anybody. But the boys mother has a different opinion She says the boy travels with a gang of had boys. all of whom read dime novels.
 She has watched the influence of lurid literature growing on her son for over a year. and although she has ex- hausted every means in her power to change the hoy she has been able to accomplish nothing. She had him ar rested. she says. in the hope that the police would do something to him that would cause him % mend his ways.
 Kelly win have another hearing to- day. and in the meantime has time to think over his sAoftconingA
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-23
STRAY BITS OF SPORT

Bendigo. Victoria, Feb 23.-Alfred Shrubb, the English runner, won the three-mile run for the championship of Victoria yesterday in 15 minutes 1j seconds. and also won the challenge mile race in minutes 31 seconds. Ar thur Duffy. the American runner, was defeated both in the a and 1O.yard dushes.
 An interesting dumbbell contest was held yesterday at Suizer's Harlem River Park Casino. 127th street and Second avenue. Frederick Luch of the German Hercules Athletic club Of Newark, lifted a 246-pound dumbbell three times, and broke the former rec cord made by Greek at the worlds fair last year with 2i2.pound bell. Luch is an all around athlete. principal ly in lifting dumbbells. He is % years old and began his career six years ago. He was very successful in amateur dumbbell lifting contests and entered the professional ranks two years gao.
 \. A. Stagg. physical director at the University of Chicago. has several sue gestiOns to make to the rule makers when he meets them. He thinks that Walter Camps ten-yard rule is good thing to pass, but with certain restric- tions. He will advocate the numbering of players on the backs of their jackets or jerseys. so that the spectators can better follow the movements of the ball. Stagg is opposed to side line coaching in any form and says the pen altics for such behavior should be made particularly heavy. He has some ideas about the composition of football armor and also concerning the make Up of the pigskin itself. As student of football Stagg rates with the big men in the government of the game.
 Because the Michigan faculty has re. fused to grant him an honorable dis missal from Ann Arbor. Ralph Rose. the young giant. who wants to enter Cornell. declares that he will bring the Michiganders to terms by court pro- ceedings. In the meantime Rose says he will enter some prep" school in order to keep up his studies.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-23
YALE REAT PRJNCEToN. :.

Princeton. N. J.. Feh 23-The Yale basketball team defeated Princeton in fast came last night bv the score of B to 20. Princeton's ten;n work was inferior and cratic goal shooting was also rpsDonsi',l. for tlia lpfeat.
 Kirmev. Yale's forward. alone made 26 of th" 37 noints. His shooting was the featu"o of the game and he made several hrilIiant throws.
 Princeton threw tlra first goal. hut Yala soon tool, tho lead nnd had ton points to snare before Pr",coton woke up. The first h"'f ended with the score 23 to 12 in Yale's favor. Princcton's closest anrrn"ch to tho 'n"d was near the end of tho second h"If when onlv five points separated the teams. The summary:
 Score vnIa 3T. p"a,"nton 3a: goals from field Einnev 70. Rar',er 2. Ivatt 2. Vanderhilt ;. NTcT aan ]. Thorne 2: goals from Souls Hyatt ;. Mclean ;: fouls. on Yale 14. Princeton 10.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-02-23
FUNERAL OF DEAD
 JOCKEY AND OTHER NEWS

Impressive funeral services over the body of Eddie Wenrick, the jockey who was killed at Hot Springs last Friday, were held at his residence, Voorhees, avenue and Twenty seventh street, Sheepshead Bay, yesterday morning. There was big turnout of horsemen and jockeys to honor the memory of the lad who was just mak- ing name for himself in the turf world.
 Six apprentices from the stable of Harry Payne Whitney, where Wen rick learned to ride, were the pallbear- CTS. Mir Whitney paid the expenses of the boys in coming from the train ing ground at Brookdale, N. J. Their names were: George Stonebridge, Willie Stonebridge, Louis Rydell, Frank Sullivan, W. Lanby and Little Herbert.
 Thirty-six floral pieces, mostly sent by we'll known horsemen. made per feet bank around the casket. The ser vices were conducted by the Rev Thomas A. Hyde of St Mathias's EDis- copal church, Sheepshead Bay. while Miss Belle Pickens of St Luke's sang "Nearer. My God. to Thee.'
 A liberal purse has been subscribed by the horsemen at Hot Springs for the mother of the jockey. His body was placed in receiving vault in Greenwood cemetery. When inferred. the jockeys of the country will erect q monument over the grave of their fellow rider, who was one of the most popular boys that ever wore colors.