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Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-08
WHEN THE WORM TURNS
Cook Finished Her Questions and
the Mistress Took
Hand

How many be's there in the family"
Three. My husband, myself and
daughter"
AN how many help do yez keep"
Three girls"
How many afternoons out do yez let
them OFF,"
Every third Sunday. and one every
week"
Don't they have any evenin's to
themselves"
"Certainly-every evening after their
But don't they get any whole even
in's?"
"Oh, yes. One every week"
well, mum, that bein' the case,
think I'll give yez trial for awhile
anyways"
''oh, thank you. But just moment,
Do you play the piano."
The PLAINLY, is it? No, mum. do
not"
well, I suppose you can mimic, or
skirt dance, or cakewalk, or give dra-
matte readings from the poets or some
thing like that?"
Tn no actress, num-"
Hum. Well, have you many eXpen-
sive gowns, dinner dresses, ball gowns,
and so forth ?"
II dress dacint."
Can you play a good game of
bridge?"
"Divil a bit, mum. But forty-four!
Ah-h, I'm the great cheat at forty
four"
Dear me, this is too bad But don't
you golf, tennis or go in for athletics
generally"
Its myself is no tomboy."
THAT is too bad, too bad. But per-
hops you have had your voice cultivated
and can sing divinely?"
A long stare of wonder and question,
NO? Then I'm afraid you won't do.
No really you won't do at all. You
see, want somebody who can entertain
my guests while 1 do the work. Alex
Ricketts, in Puck.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-08

ratified the straw little and he opened
his eyes and looked at me as much as
to say:
You can't fool old Shadrack, for 1
am on to you"
l walked away behind the hyena
cage and Mr.. Lion got up and stretched
himself and walked to the place where
l put the paper of snuff, put his foot
on it and broke the paper, and then he
put his nose down and shifted sniff
that drew the whole stuff up into his
nose and lungs, and insides generally.
An Awful Sneeze
Gee, but you never saw such a
change in a lion. The crowd of visitors
were right near his cage when he
shifted, and when he got the snuff into
him he began to heave his sides like q
man who is preparing to Sneeze, caught
his breath a few times, and let out a
sneeze that sounded like the explosion
of an automobile tire. 1t threw cut
feed all over the audience, and every
one ran away yelling that the lion had
busted.
He kept on sneeZlng and looking so
astonished as though he couldn't make
out what had got into him. Pa heard
the COInInOJlOn ana CAME running up ~
the cage to find out what allied the lion.
After | had gone around to the other
cages and put snuff in all of them,
came up to the lions cage. The lion
had stopped sneezing and was roaring
and jumping up and down, with his
mouth open, trying to catch his breath,
like a man who has taken too big
dose of fresh horseradish.
Pa said: What you been doing to
Shadrack?"
| told pa ! had woke Shadrack up.
and that in about minute he would
find that the whole animal kingdom
had got a bellyful, and would join III
the chorus.
Pa tried to soothe the lion by going
up to the cage and stroking his name,
but the lion looked cross-eyed and
stopped prancing and gave sneeze
right at pa, which blew pa clear across
the tent to where the sacred COW had
just got hers. When the stuff began
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-08

stupid tourists. This the Sequoya
league takes pains to discourage.
The Group Plan
Senator Flint saw several locations
that are proposed as reservations on
which all the Campo Indians can be
grouped together with the advantages
that they can earn Il living by working;
that they can have a general school
where all the children may be educated
and that they may have also a reserva-
ton farmer, who can train and encour-
age them into proper methods of farm
ing.
About ten miles this side of Campo
we met comfortable looking old In
dian on horse. He stopped for mo-
ment to talk to us. lie was going to
San Juan, a little Indian settlement
where some religious ceremonial was
going on. When we reached Campo
Mr.. Weegar, the local representative
of the Sequoya league, "A grizzled,
honest old frontiersman, a father to
the Indians asked us if we had met
"Old Mike" on the road. We are sur
prised to find that the comfortable old
Indian on the horse was "Old Mike"
centenarian Indian formerly attached
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-08

Indian families have come in from Man
zanita. Cuiapeipa and other reserva-
tions so that their children may be able
to attend the school.
All these things have put a differen,
atmosphere over Campo. The Indians
are beginning to see that perhaps life
has. something beside misery and pri.
walton for them too.
The Sequoya league has been doing
a great deal lately to encourage the
native art work of the Campo Indians,
All the baskets the women can make
are taken and paid for at good prices.
Several hundreds of dollars worth of
these baskets have thus been handled.
AS d result we found the women
making baskets quite generally an
even some of the young girls are learn
ing. At one time the basket industry
at Campo was threatened with extinc-
ton.
The league encourages the produce
ton of the old Enthusiastically Indian
patterns and colors. The tendency we
found in some places is to copy the
jacquard patterns of lace curtain or Il
soft pillow-a tendency encouraged by
many well meaning but unfortunately
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-08
Man and Beast

The president of the trust, in an
affable, after-Iuncheon mood, stopped
to converse with old George, a stable
man.
We'll George, how goes it?" he said,
taking a dollar cigar from his mouth.
Fair to middlin', sir" George an
swered. Fair to middlin'."
And he continued to currycomb a bay
horse While the president smoked and
looked on in a good-humored silence.
Me and this here boss" George said,
suddenly, has worked for your firm
sixteen years"
well, we'll" said the president,
thinking a little guilty of Georges
seven-dollar salary. And I suppose
you are both pretty highly valued,
George, eh?"
Him" said George. THE both Of
us was took sick last week, and they
got doctor for the boss, but they just
locked my pay"
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-08

time fetching water. Senator Flint made
Il careful examination of the practical
bility of piping water from a spring in
the mountains for this household use.
He was immensely interested through
out the trip, asked searching questions,
examined everything and made copious
not rs.
when these matters come up in
Washington he said, II propose to
know what l am talking about"
The Pachauga Indians are under the
immediate care of full-blood Indian
school teacher, j. W. Lewis, who
taught for many years among the
Sioux He spoke feelingly of the eX-
IRENE poverty of these Pachauga In
dams, and asked that 1 would make
an effort to get clothing. particularly
stout shoes for the children who range
between 6 and IL years old.
Los Angeles herald., 1905-10-08
A Good Thina

Mrs. Newbryde-I got some hams here
last month that my husband liked very
much. Have you any more of the same
kind?
The Grocer-Yesm. Got about a
dozen left from the same pig.
Mrs Newbryde-Oh, that's nice Give
me six of them.-Cleveland Leader.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
OPERA HOUSE NEXT WEEK.

From the Carbonate, (Ill) Patriot
Tae Kingsley-Russell comapny has
been doing good business at the
opera house tn s week. On Monday
night there was standing room only.
and very little Of that. On Tuesday
night, although the mercury outside
was several degrees below zero, nearly
every seat in the house was taken, and
the company gave .fine presentation
of the old favorite drama East Lynne.
Miss Juno Barrett's admirable rendi-
ton of the part Of the abandoned wife
was so true TO life and SO touching in
every tone and gesture as to bring
tears to many eyes. Last night the
True Kentuckian packed the house.
This company viii commence a
weeks engagement in this city Mon
day, May /.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
Patriotism.

love my country, though in such strange
No season Of the mind must rule this
passion.
Her dear blood purchased glory.
The calm that best her naughty trust be-
Her dark and ancient day otehallowed
story:
'Tis none Of these that prompts ms hap
pier dreams
love her steppe q know not why II Isl
Better. the steppe and the cold silehcess
And river foods. big trimming like sea.
And oh. sleigh that posts
Along byway track--and unaware
You meet tardy beam that prirks the
proof
shadow Of night fthe spirit Of hearth
and roof
Far out upon the alrli
The trembling fire some wretehed howell
boasts!
Give me the smoke Of stuhblenelds alight.
A caravan OF nemad walns that Winds
Across the enormous weaids
And on the hill, in the dun falloa
a pair y stems. two blrehes gllstenihg
whitel
take such JOY as many men know not
To see barn floor heaped straw
matched cot. .N
A window and the oarven shutter
blinds.
Some dewy holiday evening I'll sit by
To watch them dance long hours. MOI
tire~-npt r.
OF TIE t.amp!iuE, and the whistling
The heart g hear their talk. these tip,
gy ladsi
Translated in the London Saturday Re
view from the Russian OF Lermontov
r4-a- " = as - ss
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
RECTOR
HAS REMARKED
AND IN so DOING HAS ABANDON
ED CHURCH WHICH HE HAS
so FAITHFULLY SERVED FOR
YEARS.

Canton, Ohio. April PA conquest
of love over the ties of church was the
marriage last night at the home of the
brides mother. enc of the city's most
palatial residences, of Rev. Elmer e.
Essalburn, formerly rector of ST.
Paurs Episcopal church OF Canton. to
Miss Mary Harter, daughter of Mrs.
George D. Harter, by Rev. ]. A. Hall,
pastor Of Trinity Lutheran church.
Rev NJ. Essalburn. formerly of Lodi,
Ohio. educated at Kenyon College and
at Bexley Hall, Gambler. divorced
from his first wife, preached his last
sermon Ea ter Sunday, and abandon
ed the church because of its canon
against the remarrlage of divorced
rectors.
The bride is one of the city's wealth
lest families, and her mother is rank
ed eighth in the list OF the countrys
most heavily insured women.
Rev Mr.. Essalburn. during his pas
tcrate. attracted attention by his un
convent anal sermons and his predi
lection for athletics.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
OUR VISITORS.


A public reception to the rivers and
harhors committee is a good idea II
will afford the congressman an oppor-
tlinity to meet and mingle with ALL
the business men ef Cairo and not just
q few and 1t will afford an opportunity
FOR the business men TO put In some
good strong words for Ohio river i'm
nrovement to the nine foot stage.
We must show to our visitors how
much In earnest we are and how deep
" we feel on this matter, and they
may imbibe some of our enthusiasm.
A great deal is frequently accomplish
ed BY tho exhibition Of earnestness
and intense interest did you ever
see people SO intensely in earnest
about anything? We must do some.
thing for them" That's the way we
want 70 set cur visitors to talking
among themselves.
A trip around the belt should also
be arranged. The Street Railway
company, The Bulletin believes, woulc
he only TOO glad TO place its cars a
the disposal OF the committee on ar
rangements. Let's show the congress
men something Of our city, its schoo
buildings, public buildings, parks, II
brary, its great industries, factories
etc,fors after all, we've got goodll
city and need not be ashamed a tril
around the belt should be considered
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
A REAL HERO.

There's many a plain but gallant
chap IN humble walks-ef life
Who's never heard the cannon roar
nor known the battles strife:
And of these knights OF times OF peace
the bravest one, by jung!
Il seems to me is he who wears the
first straw hat Of spring
In slumbers now most men are brave
as every chap will own.
You'll do lot OF things that way you
would not dare alone:
And when TO tile and Derby still the
,,her chaps W II cling
The man is brave who dares to don
the first straw hat Of spring
let others laud the warrior chief th'
bravest OF the brave,
And loudly praise his triumphs from
the cradle TO the grave;
But shall twang my tuneful harp an
all my paeans sing
On sole behalf Of him who wears III
FIRST straw hat Of spring,
louisville Courier-Journal
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
HAD NEVER BEEN MARRIED,

Kansas City. April 27. w. H..
Wilder lived in this city with his
widowed morher, Mrs NJ A. wilder
Mrs. Wilder said tonight that her son
was not MARI ed. She said he left
home SIX weeks ago and she had not
heard from him since. He was 80
years old, and for time was a mem
Der Of the Kansas City live stock ex-
change He came here with his moth
err three vars ago fro Huntington.
iowa, where the family Is well known.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
HYpE's LUXURIOUS STABLES.

James II. Hyde. the storm-center of
the Equitable fight. is reputed TO have
the most splendid stables In America.
There is special room devoted to
the harness. spotless and shining as
table liver. In case are curbs. bits,
bells. stirrups and whips. There are
carved wooden cases. containing a
veritable museum CT old stirrups. pos
tillion whips and hunting horns and a
great hall containing not less than rs
carriages.
The stables are ruled over by Fran.
co.'s Guillot, true Partisan, who
served w. X. Vanderbilt for ten years.
\ lady visitor TO the stables admired
one OF the horses extrayagantly, and
Guillot turned to her and said simply
and earnestly: you will only have
to tell Mr.. Hyde the horse please'
you: am sure he will give II TO you.
Mr.. Hyde has an Office In the table
a room full OF telephones and eIectri
bells. furnished with fine carpets oil
mahogany furniture, sporting photo
graphs and prints, coaching trophie
and hunting horns. Next TO his offic
4 the kitchen. which permits him an
Ills guests 10 come when the whit
scizes them and have rupper in IN
stables more freely and gayly than
the chateau remember very 10
i've supper that we had there with II
thermometer outside Is above ger
where ladies' donned old postillion ha
or bull nyhter bonnets and blew hur
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
DOGS Kisses Caused Tumor.

The danger OF kissing dogs Is Illus.
trated by the experience OF young
lady which Ia told In the London
Lancet. She had been In the habit Of
fondl!ng and kissing pet dog. and
when she developed humorous
growth Il was discovered that her
trouble was due to the presence Of a
number OF worms which had been
transferred from the dog to the It's
ues Of her cheek.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
Wanted Medicine fer Right side.

"A woman came into my store the
other day, remarked the druggist.
''and asked my assistant to give her
something for a pain she had In her
right side While the young man
Was compromising i, the mixture, the
woman approached ME ana said Are
you sure he will give me what ] need2
Tel film to be sure and make up the
medicine for the right side.sR
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
KILLED IN A SALOON.

Springfield, ILL.,, April 27 Frank
Kalanquin shot and instantly killed
W. P. Thomas, in the formers saloon
in Divernon, twelve miles west Of this
city Kalanquins wife came to the. sa-
loon at four this morning and sought
entrance Thomas went to open the
door against Kalanquin's orders and
Kalanquin fired three shots, two Of
which struck Thomas. causing death.
Kalanquin escaped.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

The Ohio--At Evansville and MI.
Vernon. viii commence rising within
the next "a to 80 hours, and rise Tor
two or three days. AT paducah ana
afro, VIII rise during the next sew
eral days.
Tho Tennessee Florence tc
below Johnsonyille, will rIre durlnf
Tho next two or three days.
The Mississippi---From below 81
Louis 10 Cairo will continue rising.
p. n. SMYTH, Local Forecaster.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
DOUBLE MURDER COMMITTED
AT HOT SPRINGS

Hot Springs, Ark, April "a
probable murder followed by suicide
occurred tonight in rooming house
here when w H. Wilder. of Kansas
G ty, Is alleged to have shot his wife,
the ball entering near the left eye
and penetrating the brain After the
shooting Wilder blew out his own
brains. Mrs. Wilder cannot survive
the night.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
2l95

The above Is correct statement
Of the circulation of the Cairo Bnlle-
tin, daily and Sunday for the year
1904 and for the month Of March.
1906. CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this FIRST day Of April, 1905.
e. l. GILBERT,
fSeal) Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
Naturally.

Miss Angeline Ito Capt Brown. who
has been cruising in Alaskan waters)
II suppose, captain. that in those
northern attitudes during part Of
the scar the sun doesn't set till quite
a while after dark? Womans Home
Companion
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
Musicians Must Work Hard.

Rubenstein-tha thunderer OF the
keyboard-is credited with the follow
ing dictum; III do not practice for
day know It: II ! miss two days
my friends know 1t and If | miss
three days the public knows it,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
rhs PAST.

MORN for the Rose
The Rose who left her vernal halls I'M
blown
And fronting all the winds with bosom
hare,
Was overthrown,
Mourn for the Past,
The Past that was so pleasant once. so
bright:
The Dawn. the Noon. before We felt the
Eve
That brings the Night.
The temple falls,
And the bird buildeth in the ruined
tower:
And We, who once were strong, are crum-
bling fast.
Power by Power,
No Life. no Love
Resumes its morning What is past Is
pastl
AZ, even Time. II Hebrew sons be true.
Must die at last.
Harry Cornwall
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

An Old lady at York. Pa. says the
Louisville CogrierJournal, has left
her estate. worth $40 600. to a fayorite
carriage horse. placing the property
in trust, po. sibly in apprehension of
his fondness for wild oats. Incident
ally it's a horse on wa ting relatives.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

IN ono Of his Texas speeches the
president declared that ctuld the men
of the south and the men OF the north
meet and m'ngle they would become
fast friends and there would no long
e be sectional differences. In this
the president Is doubtless correct. Elk.
perionco has demonstrated the fact
time and again. incidentally, II Is
also fact that whenever a northern
man makes his residence in the south
even for short time, he becomes az
thoroughly imbued with the impossi
b lIty OF negro domination as thu
southerner, sometimes more so. Al
least, he has less patience and les,
compassion for the negro than has hi
southern Deighbcr Had Presiden
Roosevelt promised to permit tn,
southerner TO solve the race problem
without interference from Washing
TN. aud without attempted dictatio
from the Republican party he coul
have safely prophesied that from tina
date on nothing more would hav
been heard Of the north and the sout
as sectional opponents However tn
president VII doubtlcfs learn niue
from his southern trips and the lea
ers Of both parties have aIrca ~ lear
cd grcai deal. II was noteworth
fact ahat Senatsr Daniels Of Virgin
WAS thN orator selected 10 pronouu'
fta anlogy IL the late Senator Hot
* The laitcr's home In worcestt
MAHsachuaetts, The other day. nj
thst the Virginia senator. who has n
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
The Old Reliable

Step aside, say, and let me pass.
demanded the fair young girl
"One kiss first said the leering,
-hrawed villain.
Beware! | understand jiu iitsu."
So do l."
Also | have hat pin.
Then the villain wilted.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
Looks That Way.

Looks That Way.
McF'Iub So you don't believe in In
iicting the trusts?
Sleeth No sir. / do not.
McFIuhAnd why not?
SleethIt only reminds 'em Of what
4 cinch they've got, and they imme
iiately boost the price another notch
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

That Texas prohibition battle in
which a congressman, Pinckney, and
two others were killed might have
been worse. Think what would have
happened had Congressman Champ
Clark been there with his bowie.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
PRINCIPAL difference.

Sarcastic Guest-"You call this an
omelet do you? Would il have been
any different if had ordered scram
bled eggs?"
Waiter Giri-"Yes, sir; there would
have been a difference of 10 cents IN
the check"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
$1,000 REWARD.

THE BULLETIN COZ PANY
WILL PAY A REWARD OF
TEN DOLLARS FOR TIE
ARREST AND CONVICTION
or ANY Pc n SON FoR
STEALING TIE BULLETIN
FROM THE PREMISES or
SUeScR BERS.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

only always been loyal southerner
and sIauneh Democrat. but who
fought for the Confederacy, delivered
a beautiful tribute TO the statesman
who had always voted with his party,
irrespective Of his convictions.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
L.onu and Snort of Il.

Consider the long distance tele-
phone unused the professor count
ing mis- change to SEQ If he hal enough
to pay his fare homeward. How
quickly 1t makes yon short. - 81
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

The steel trusts profits for the first
quarter of this year were $23.000,000.
]. Pierp viii see to il that precious
little of it goes to foreign miss on
boards
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

graduation confirmation ock this model IS once
white point despri net over the new dope wa
requisite ne
the LETT SIDE
be coral pink best SUITS the young
This touch
the latest styles and Is 70 be seen upon az
cotton The round yoke = IN platte lace
unnd
look hint OF baroness There Der
and the full bishop sleeve
baggng into the velvet belt The
the hips and back n yoke syend Two
rcd headings and two rows o. lace
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

A messenger boy was hit on the
head by board in the riot at Chicago
yesterday Had he been any other sort
Of boy he could have lodged it
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
Summers COMING.

And now the time is drawing nigh
When all my winters hoard
In two brief weeks. alas. will fly
In pay for summer board.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
Exasneratina.

There is only one more exasreTating
thing on earth than balky abEse. and
that's the man who refuses TO- BE-. con-
vinced when you have. presented plain
proof that black is white.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

The Bulletin 10 on sale at the fol
lowing places:
ccIemsn's, 2f4 Eighth street.
Halliday House news stand.
Walkers, 10 Sixth street:
Union News Co., Union depot
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
SHEARS AND PASTE.
In 1855.

Nordy-Well, that was a great vic
tory the people won yesterday in Chi
cago.
Butts-I'm little rusty on news.
What was the question:
Nordy-Municipal ownership CT air
and sunshine.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

Mr.. Rockefeller finds II hard mat
ter to counteract Tom Lawson's liter
aturn With m ssionary donations.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28
And Sends En- Out.

The funny man now stirs around
And through his ash bin pokes
And prods about until he's found
His last years shortcake jokes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

Grand Duke Alexis is in hiding and
nobody knows where be Is. That's
enc good thing the Russian revolution
lists are rel ponsible for
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

Mayor Parsons Is doubtless Of the
opin on that he rs fully able to select
his officers without any outside help.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-04-28

If Togo has really let Roiestyensky
get through 10 Vladivostok X is one
point-and a big one scored against
him