The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-07-12
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Eye natures walks, shoot folly a. nies.'

HE oldfashoned whoopskirt will reach the dimen
sions had at the time aunt married At that
happy distinctly recall that this respected relative
covered such wide Of territory that the best
had hang by his knees the chandelier order to kiss
the bride.
Harry Lehr in Newport again and society is preparing
to have grand good time Mr. Lehr was quite seriously
injured this spring when he pecked by his After
treatment by famous New York specialist however, he
rapid recovery has reached Newport in time for
the season.
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It is not much Of art to get back from vacation
before anyone has missed you.
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The Arctic explorer desires to find 100000 before
starting for the POLE with that vast ought to
be satisfied to to the pole Winnipeg and to
buy pair of good field glasses.
The directory claim that Chicago has 22726o popu
ation of whom either spit the sidewalk,
strike recovering from the same.
The Rev. G. L. Morrill, has sent back fom Europe what
look several Chinese laundry bills 1t suspected that
Mr. Morrill, trying to communicate with his friends, but
so Asyrologsts Of the university have been unable
to decipher the epste
Frank Eddy Of the Sank Center Herald whose long but
futile attempts elevate the emineny fitted him
for the part threw together Fourth Of July GRAFTON this
year which you could hear the proud bird of the free flap
its wings for two blocks But the gentle rain from heaven
fell the Fourth and the Grafton sderacked Hence
the following advertisement in the Sank Center Herald
magnificent July oration not used account
Of rain but kept under shelter and dry
delicate and intricate international questions fully settled
Terms peace between Japan and Russia prescribed The
tariff revised railroad nfaibe way
elect republican governor pointed out Address with stamp
Herald editor, Sank Center, MINI. -..
The Herald is feeling good that it also whoops vciousy
the marriage Of Miss Jacobs. It says:
lie Taco edit of The Ente
prise many years. devoted principal part of her
has sold her sheet and done and cot married she
could write dageeabe truths in disagreeable
way any editor who pushed Fabe But just to
show we harbor malice we trust 'peace river may
attend her way We are glad she is married We extend to
husband we extend our sincerest considerations
E. A. Days Pelican Rapids Press has added it's force
farreachng mule The duties Of this Missouri canary lie
in the subscription department, where he supposed
register kicks to the delinquents But Mr. Day says:
obliged to bed the other morn
ing to devise for combining his mueship within
over irae neighbors lawns we concluded that he was emi
nenty fitted for sporting editor
And the Pecans, rapids and Slows in reading the
Press smile ndulgently and speaking Of IDEAS say
each other: ''You tell what Day may bring
forth"
We are making progress all the time. Eight or te,
years ago you could hardly pick up newspaper wthou
reading Of the explosion of soda fountain and Of curly
haired clerk two being borne to the hospital where tn
busy doctors picked out from their anatomy of OLE
BOTTLE lead ppe goose necks and shattered marble counters
After time manufacturers took tumble to themseve
and made fool proof soda Fountain which does not lie
go like shimose shell little provocation Til
world is certainly moving Our drug clerks too hand
some to be sacrificed in this wanton manner.
And, by the way, have you noticed that of late on
has used his person to prevent the fodingbed from
lapsing? Can anyone explain this9 A. j. R.