The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-01-20
With the Long Boau.
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THERE who love money and hate work. who wills
nearly break dropping nckels into some other
4 fellows slot machine $50 .$.#F %sss.3ss
This weather glorious pretty girl lined up at
4 the ice cream counter. .8# #s
My boy, save your pennies. Then, day your boy
gan go college and blow your dollars ''on the team
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Do you patronize laundry where they hire special
to cut saw-edge in the collars?
How can twelve agree on a verdict in case like
against Dr. Koch? We can agree with ourselves
say nothing of agreeing with eleven other who
equally ignorant Of the exact facts.
s At Mino Robert Love and Alice Wink and Henry Van
derby and Elizabeth Redpath married after five years
of counting adjoining claims. Not minute too long,
either. 49,. -. ....- -.:. ~>-<
There is a man writing for New York paper who
claims understand women. ....%~ .~~zs@,=
called this office the other day highly edu-
paed that difficult to hold conversation with him.
State Chemist Ladd publishes several columns Of i'm
pure foods sold in North Dakota, while the chemist of the
South Dakota food commission the presence Of the egi
lature extracted enough coal from bottle of port
TO color nine square feet of heavy wooden CLOTH He
hed about the amount from bottle of catsup. We
contend that parties that do this getting too much pro-
tecton. 49, -.
49, H~s. |@1'5."@ X I. .
The Shawnee News Of Guthrie Okla. is going to
b edited by Mrs. Nation Feb All the cigarette
dudes who work for the paper likely to have the nails
forcby extracted from their faces the day Mrs. Nation
does the thought moulding z..-~~ ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS"
The Drake On d. News reports saulatutary vaedic-
tatutory made somewhere else by educated Indian
whose former Crick-n- SHACK. Crick said in
part:
My friends, I do not propose to excite
hosilities by advancing the proposition that we
stand on the threshold Of life. leave that to
the pale-faced graduate of athletic
II; rculum I come from town of 300 souls and
4. eighteen real estate agents. On my return my
S.. klnsmen will stroll out Of the tepee to greet
their brother and ask him where he got that
hat, while the dusky daughter Of Bay-Horse-
wth-theGlanders will don her pink waist.
All that the red man is today he to
the pale-face. We have been benevolently
assimilated that measly government agent
round up and herd a whole Indian reserva-
ton. The pale-face lobster gives bottle of
whisky-with string tied to it. And the string
reaches to the federal courtroom, where we lie
around for couple Of weeks while the
nesses cashng in their pay vouchers Then
walk home in a snowsto1m =
The sun of the red man is setting in the
west. Soon will his coppercolored tribes be
assimilated by the copper trust, and he will be
extinct. You may put him into a bicycle suit
and tan Shoes but he will continue yearn for
,planked muskrat and Jamaica ginger His DAYS
numbered. For a few short wears he NAV
powwow with the smooth government commits
sloner, but he is fading away and you all
see his finish. I have spoken.
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Valentine factories in the reported to be work.