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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02
Bank Statements Out.

,.t,t eS an,one. TIC State banks OF Virginia q
4 ncment recenty compiled, showing the cpn-
alton banks hs aass 81
~ special Interest in financial circles
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If you have small children In Your
home, you cannot afford TO be without
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. For
coughs, colds and Group, II never falls,
For sale by all druggists,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02

St. Anne's Society. a
4 st. Anne's Benevolent Society will hold
lis monthly meeting next Sunday. This
Il also communion day.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02
Major Henry Here.

Major II II Henry, or TaTewel county. 9
prominent gentleman and well known VI lawyer
the remainder Of the week here. He Is IN the
city on private business go "a II
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02
Oakw,iood Association,

oakwood Memorial Assocat Ion NIL hoiM ~
lnporiap meeting & a. are
viteG I 10 meet WITH them. business OF JIM
porlancc Viii be ira nsacted II NJ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02
/ MIR, cARRINGToN TALKS.
Says Majority Of People in Char
lotte Are for Montague. b !.

Z Mr.. j. G. IGarrlngton, memher or the
Strict, and clerk OF tho Circuit Court OF
tEharptte county, was q caller at the
Ghyernor's office yesterday. accompanied
ibyEIormer Soma tor Thomas ~, Scott Of
Drake Branch. a * VII
Both gentlemen saw Governor Montague
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NEWS SCATTERED
.fR0MSI0| [: !. | IL: [ [.
STie Glass Works to Decline %, 81 tltj
From the
|; City, .33s#
PLANT SOON TO BE 81: /. DONE Y !,
.council Committees it, \ Meet Meet
TONIC Bit b,y# e;
Dog. II
PLANT. SOON sol 10 BE- 81: % DONE !, T:

535 lnYnnchester 13treau, Times. Disph tch n
# II S.Es No 51i12 Hull Street. J l3
S8 The Blnir-R,ilile Glass Company VIII,
% The next meeting Of the City Council,
decline to accept the grant Of four &c re
Of land adjoining Mnury Cemetery e1'!i ' ana
will static that they have decided TO erect
their plant In the city limits, on the ne AZ -.
flantic Coast Line, adjoining the fra ms
Brothers shirt factory The glass n' WORKS ,lS.
company has already started on tue !eS X
5cayatlons at the now point, which tlleS
have secured from the railroad con1paa = "
and hone to have the works In shape by
tho time the fall sea son open ~ q G.
ton on the partIof the com pnny co,llo
a. I surprise to tho citizens generally
Four ac,ess were allowed the company t l
long as they used the property for the 9
uses set down by themselves, and 1t WIS
&,reneraliy understood they were sat slls
fled with tho grant.$EI It was found now NC w:
ever. that the ground was too damp Joe
n c purposes for which thc company de-
sired It. @ 81 s ASK !. n (. +. q,
12 No time viii be lost now in pushing the
plant to finish anil the conee RI UT ici-
pa ties "a most successful career.
8 'rhe proposed shoe factory$is proGree:ss-a
nancy In q comparatively short tine IA
Committee Meetings.
IL Tho Alnsho,se Committee met y, regu-
lar session last night, and did routine routine
The street Committee is scheduled r t tc
meet tonight, as is also the 81 ealth SOM :.
mittee and the Cainetery Coinnl'tlec
Nothing Of special Importance vii !, be
done at either these meetings, SO u r :.
as is known at this time. n
Bit by8a Dog.
Mr.. q. ". skiles's dog bit a lady, and
lsDr5l ingram was called to attend her.
11or arm and shoulder were badly LAGER
ated and II the Mayor directed the SdoS
K to be sent out Of town or be Kill M r
Sktles will send his dog out Of towll.Gi =. Q
serious results are expected from me
I bites. tss Tx y 4. 5l &
News From the Courts.
In the Corporation ourt the cases Of
Dobhins, Coles and Mrs. Coles were rost-
poned yesterday to the next term OF court
BIZ, Judge Clopton.
MAJOR Maurice fnad Jack Shepperson
50 30 Yesterday for being drunk Jesse
Randall was fined s.. 50 for cruelty treat,
Ling a horse. IA Il S''$E-
Personals and Briefs.
MIR. Kenneth Smith, who has been sick
\ for some time, is much better
# Mr.. Allie Puckett has gone TO New Yo g tx
on a business trips n 5$ $
Dalmo Khan met last night and had a
/ good time, as is usual upon such occa-
\ sIons. Thsre were musical AMI Literary
i selections and the pilgrims who We're put
! Through tho ordeal were glad when that
part Of the programme was over v
Rev. T. II, Routten, who fell and hurt
himself the other day, Is reported as
being better.
The Finanee Committee will meet or. on
Friday nlylfs. Il. iI
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5Gynnasts and Athletes at the
cadefny. M n aSs5

Y The Lenders Corps of the Central y. NJ. =.
~ gymnasium have been working for. months
on the details OF the annual gyninastic car
nlvai, 4 to- be given a: the Academy OF Music
Friday night. OF this week .t great d deal OF
worl; has been put Into thia and the result
among ,gylnnasts and athletea The du,nb.beii
and bnr-be drlls i are made up OF pleasing
combinations OF exercise. and for the ftrst
time this year are set to music. T hc music
Will be Furnished by the full Academy ORE
chestra, led by Professor Stein Ct ~ Ell "a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02
Speak Of Travelling Libraries.

Mr.. John p Kennedy, librarian Of theVlr-H
gn,a State Library. leaves this morning for
Newport News where he will deliver an adj
dress upon Travelling Librares' before the
Educational Association OF that city.
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COURT SCR|BET0
C0"T|0|#...C|.APl|.T'|'.A||||.l|..
Sergeant Thomas IS Reminded
81 His Campaign With
ellington
p[,RuNKs AT 4. SEM {: NJ DOWN % n \
Tale not Dog Incidents a,i: It's iii. III
Court ofsthe Wise.
City. ~ III

Sii3s .1'm got,er 60 to the inauguration"
said EdgerEtho Scribe. Us lie " pcd his
brow With an \ American flag. 4 And I
have Just engaged headquarters mt VII
lard S for 1884 "a day md have engaged
meals snt Gerstcnborgs d 7 rs cents l'er
meal. That's living pretty cheap. don't
sou sthlnk?"'gsf.5 II ,.ss .S .s
8 There was intense silence for q mo- Z
amentS and then the Wise Guy got ! his hi
breath. si3 Ii III ,& s
5s.l'm't thinking about !, going TOO IRE said,
merely thinklng.""F5 s.% ~
n going With the q ! staff,
Minds mo Of the time j wns
$intho said sergea,,n,t Thomas lay 8
SSe W Whe re I'M Ms!1siGn %sro saa
sstsa ssSff
there lookout dsterinea net
or on a ecolnnoltcr, and ~ lwus54t hero
al alone with the ca tusses and coyotes,
thinking thlngstto write honswhSn
hIndSyonS' gcesberry bishl " and and Fai owl
booted from tho City Hail tower. Bit
ee but faTnssS
self that h8lnillion 1'russlnns were COM
Ing down upon me- had to think Quick,
r.my life was In jeopardy and my In
Into the middle of the road and shouted
Halt 'SnS loud as I could under the cir
tcunlstances, Tho captain Of the oncomlng
throw. down their arms Some OF them
even threw down heir.legs. u surrounded
the bunch and took them prlsoners..ssSs
Ihen$t p Sergeant started to unfold the
/. 3. "'I ;!q oes that remind you Of my trip
to NVashington2''ita asked Edgar. pa sss57
ser Because i is stake. replied the
Tanks Fared Badly.
TIM tanks Jared badly With the 2 Wl.o Guy
n the Pol Ice Court yesterday. They lined up
h In force and most OF them had to 20 down
secure their re.sntranoo Into the s pure ' air Sot
d Ths fir.t ~. Junus Lee. lIo had lnd,s.
tool: him il tow liz was given tho si term Of Of
fringe q the throne. II. Vas not shis first
{o o., nor could he prove an abb. The
/ he accented as gracefully as possible y al
Frank .Crampton and John Jones each caught
saa sRs
Rs s Jefferson zen xas g. With WI q.
Tale of a / Doc.
+ Then came the tale Of a dog. ono 4 ma X
had two dogs Another man went 3 int, his
yard, and somehow, not made Very clear lin
the man who pwns the CANNES got mad
and hit the man who hit the dog. who ran.
tho man who hit the dog and the dogs also
ran cop ra n, too. nd when the man
tho dog he hit him., and that made tho man
who hit the dog mad and he told the cop who
ran. that tho man owned the dog hit him.,
+ the Wise Guy heard tho tales Of the dogs
and the man who owned the dogs. and the
man who hit the man who ran the sum Of
81 TO- (which he; afterwards remit ted, for he
felt that the man who owned the dog had
dog F5 I5s 8. VIZ 5s ri 4. fis5B. 5f
The negro, Robert Ellis paid 5t25 for keeping
fdisnrderlva hollse ON North Second Street,
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To Furnish Badges.

The contrac, for gngnahing badges 70 the
members Of thN street cleaning y FORGE a. was o.
IS cents each, Tho badges VIII be consecutlyely
numbered from i TO 10y. w q. is4 E9
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02

gurnetts Extract OF Vanilla
IMPORTS u superior sieliracy Of flaysr; try
It, use it,---t lAdY,'' ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-02
II ale Of a Dog

he negro, Robert ellis. Il paid &25 for keeping
lisorderly house on North Second Street. 8a
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Tanks Fared Badly.

J. TIM tanks Jared badly with the Wlsn Guy
N the Pol Ice Court yesterday. They lined up
IN force and most OF them had to go down
secure their ire. entrance Into the pure air. lot
u The first was FJunius Lee " IIo had indis.
ere city appeared upon tho public streets lin a
hils rio,,s mood to the disgust OF Il cop, who
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17

found In the morning i SUPPOSE YOU'VE SEEN ANOTHER
papers = c >1 'o o III
There it was the next morning Paint factory in East
Fifteenth street. No loss Of life, but great damage
'*Well them can't blame him long as it wasn't
POKER said Mrs. Roller. 'Anybody would stop to
great fre-tho it is strange never see anything
Was it freq she demanded at midnight, ''or it
another murder? Or what this time? You're seeing
altogether too much, Hi Roller',
"Terribe, terribe!'' exclaimed Hi IT never before
such sight in my life crowd running from
the avenue and with it down to the river what
the matter Some unfortunate had jumped off the pier
and dragging for the body Hour after hour went
BY and tho feared you would be simply had to
stay there until they found the body fascinated"
cob, don't describe it to mel! cried Mrs. Roller with
shudder. 'EWhat did it look ike?'
= wet and weeds clnging to it. The unfortunate's
George Blocker; told by note left behind Don't
ask me to tell any more; it too distressing
There was about/half column in morning newspaper
ri can't understand it, cried Mrs Roller Neyer
there such for seeing things always read about
them in morning he must be speaking the truth I'd
think picks them out of the evening papers only these
things happened after the papers published
And it is be feared that this very evening will find
Mrs Roller wondering whether it will be ambulance
or riot or burglary that will keep Hi away from home till
midnight.
Il would be useless to ask Hi about it. Not for the
world would he tell you that the Poker club is only five
minutes ride from police headquarters and that there
may find out what has occurred at the time and in the
neighborood while might possibly be the way home
from one ofice.-New York Press.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
THE sToVEPIPE sWINDLE.

THE detective pointed to small stovepipe
Fraud to the extent Of many thousands of dollars
committed with this pipe, he said You can't guess
what kind Of fraud sovepipe would commit, you?'
mo- said the listener. "a stovepipe Of all things
seems least adapted for fraud.
..Sme it. = said the detective.
The stovepipe emitted powerful and pleasant odor Of
coffee.
sThis sovepipe used in coffee swindle,' said the
extended four years The swindle would be
going yet only for showed the swnders up They
in jail today.
.sThis is the swindle they used:
tThey would stand the sovepipe up the middle Of
cofeebag they would fill the bag all round the pipe with
the finest the most exquisite coffee But the pipe itself
they wod I'LL with coffee Of cheap grade and then they
would draw that cylinder slowly and carefully out Of
the bag
test bag Of Coffee you stick tube inches into
the side Of the bag and examine what the tube brings
The tube test good one; it test impossible
to except with the stoveppe trick and
matter fact is only with stoveppe that you make
tube test lie.
ssThe swindlers showed up would sell for the best
Arabian Mocha coffee that half chicory They would
have gotten rich il ! hadn't landed Them
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
CMrv0S and Oddlt1es.
T. -.sa "'7ls passing skrsngsl'
ANIMAL DICTIONARIES.
s\X7HEN PROFESSOR GARNER set out

ss\X7HEN PROFESSOR GARNER set out to write die
w tionary and grammar Of the monkey language the
world said publisher, 'tthought that he doing
quite original and unique thing AS matter Of fact tho
dictionary of the cat language had been written many
years before by western named Stark.
"tStark claimed that |a-a-au' meant milk among the
cats, and that 'bla meant meat He had pet cat
that he fed from two Dishes for milk and the other
meat and when he said 'aaau the cat would the
ter. <..'' 49,: ".%~
g Mi-ouw,' Stark said, meant beware Vow was
expression Of rage. 'Pru-uu, meant I content and
happy And 'Tu-hu-ow, meant "a foot and
'beya-ya,' meant 'the body
Al absurd, of But Stark in deadly earnest
He devoted ten years study Of the language Of
don't know why he attained notorety like Professor
Garners His certainly quite great the
monkey man's.' 'S@
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
A. TRIP TO A STAR.

ct EFT suppose railway to have been built between the
l. earth and the fixed star Centaur said the lecturer
'By consideration of this railways workings get
idea Of the distance that ntervenes between
Centauri and
Suppose that I should decide to take trip this
aerial line to the fixed STAR ask the ticket agent what the
fare u.s. and he answers:
" The fare is low, sir It is only cent each hun
dred miles, ~
" 'And what, at that rate, will the thru ticket way
cost?' I ask. 49, .-.5.
" 1T will cost just So, $780, 00000,' he answers.
1T pay for my ticket and board the train We set off at
a tremendous rate. H
" How FAST ask the brakeman, are going?'
'Sixty miles hour SIR says he, land it's thru
train There stops
"'We'll soon be there then, won't we?'
''%FWe'n make good time, sir, says the brakeman.
g And when will arrive?'
*''In just 49, 100000 years. -
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Huh! It's only twenty minutes to 10! You think I've
been playing poker again. now don't you7 WE'LL haven
Ia tell you what I've tonight only you re too
plclous, and that fault in you must be cured"
Then it Mrs Rollers to be restless And then
It was her turn to squirm. And in she said 1Huh"
y suppose" she said ''you think you can excite my
curiosity and put off that way WE'LL what you
that kept you out till this hour7 just what
story invent this time That all. What t?'
Said Hi: 1T murder down in Thirtieth street.
There such crowd around wild reports
that really had to remain and learn all about the case
man named Squeezer shot his wife, There tremendous
exctement!'
TO be Mrs. Roller interested, but she did not
that she should be suspicious The poor had done
wrong, after all, but had simply obeyed very natural
curiosity For IN the morning newspapers accounts
OF the Thrieth street MURDER had been committed by
named Squeezer.
Said Mrs Roller: 'I'l make up for my meanness by
being very nice to him tonigh t.''
But not at all nice she when he rolled home for
was again very late in the evening.
Said sarcastic Mrs Roller IT suppose you We seen an
other murder?''
Seemingly her hurt Hi deeply for he could feel the
note of suspicion in it.
But patiently he said: Its too bad account for
kind hearted to have you suffer the of your
picions No could do otherwise than did tonight.
Most terrific fire! paint factory gone up It's down on
East Fifteenth street, and think did wrong fol-
lowing the engines and staying while to watch the fire.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
AN ICELANDIC POPULARITY.

st on tell Icelander said the sailor stby the long
! nail he always his right thumb You know
how long Cnaman let's the nails Of his little fingers grow
inch Well, an Icelander's right thumbna is
quite as long as that.
The Chnaman's long nails for ornament, but the
Iceanders for use.
In Iceland they great snuff takers and they buy
their snuff plugs like this plug Of tobacco here The
dered snuff is caked and moulded into solid mass
When the Icelander feels like shifting up bit Of snuff,
he takes his plug out holds it in his left hand and
hence the Iceander always keeps long, and hence
always to pick Iceander out Thousand
Of different nationalities''
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Gaines, himself Virginian, asking that
G. V. Daniels, alleged to be negro,
be at once expelled from the college.
baseball game on the Eastman grounds,
where volleys of Kisses greeted him
from the assembled students, Daniels
has been in the college for week. He
claims his mother is full-blooded Por
to Rican, but the objecting students
claim that he is a negro. President
Gaines says that the young man 8
father is of Danish ancestry and his
mother is Porto Rican
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
The Nan U1ho Is SEEING Too Much

LEN Hi Roller came home Mrs. Roller had
nothing. to say. One would think that
this would please Hi, inasmuch as he was
guilty again. But who is it that has told
us that woman's sharpest weapon is
her tongue? Her silence is still--to be
sure it is still, but we mean to say it is
still keener weapon than words Hi
squirmed as uneasily as if he were suf-
fering under torrent of accusations.
Mrs. Roller would not notice him, and
so he said:
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If This is
Your Portrait
You Are
Entitled to a
Prize of 81.
Exclamation of Plan.

These photographs are selected
at random from a number taken
each day by The Journals pho
tographer on the principal bust
ness streets.
Those whose pictures are, pub
lished will receive prize of $1.0O
by calling at The journal office
and being identified before 6
o'clock p. m. of the second day
following the day of publication
Of the picture.
No claim will be considered
that is not presented before 6
o'clock pm. on the second day
after the publication of the pic
ture.
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QUESTION FOR TOMORROW

TO CLEAN A BLACKENED CEILINGS there any way
to clean the paper ceiling that has been blackened
by the smoke from a lamp?-A Subscriber.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
COLOR LINE ROW IN
A NEW YORK COLLEGE
New York Sun Special Service.

New York Sun Special Service.
Poughkeepsie, N. Y, April 17.-One
hundred and sixty students in East
mans college, this city, from the
south, have signed petition to the
president of the college, Clement C.
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QUOTATIONS THAT RESEMBLE SLANG,

t1VOU not literary said the schoolteacher ttyet in
l the mornings you have quoted Sir Philip
Sidney Congreve and Farquhar
81 didn t know it, said the pupil.
The teacher laughed.
Ono, you didn't she agreed sThe quotations you
used have become such that they hardly
like quotations to now-they almost like slang.
When you said, Marry in haste repent at leisure
quoted great literary artist Coneve When you said
Over the hills and far away you quoted Farquhar When
you said God helps those who help themselves you quoted
Sir Philip Sidney
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
What Women Want to K1z0w.

ITO REMOVE BEDBUGS.-I have moved into house
which to be alive with bedbugs. They
have heard Of smoking them with birthstone Can it be
done? If how much should in each room and how
should it be used ?-Anxio1s. <*c;
The easiest way to burn birthstone the form Of sui
phur candles, which obtained from your druggist
in each and that windows and doors are
securely fastened that the fumes will escape If you
cannot get the candles burn birthstone sulphur by throw
ing upon red Goals kettle placed in the middle
the and shut the doors and windows carefully You
will have to burn the birthstone in every in which the
yermin are.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17

~ - w SAA3 0U4A NAA 10
Roller, not, altogether
convinced, II must
say you see a great
deal more about town
than I do. When I go
out 7 never see any
thing but the most
trihing incidents. I
see a crowd around a
window looking at a
new patent Of some
kind, or another crowd
around a peddler, and
little more do I see.
It's strange I never
see fires and murders,
and one right after
the other!''
HI sighed resignedly
and Mrs. Roller made
notes Of his fire to
see whether it could be
found in the morning
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-04-17
What the MARKET Affords.
DEF hearts, 5 cents apiece.
y Oxtails, 5 cents apiece.
Chickens. II cents a 1,onnd

u Oxtalls, . cents apiece
Chickens, II cents pound.
Shelled walnuts, 80 to 35 cents pound.
Crystallized ginger IS cents pound
Salt salmon 1872 cents.
Frogs legs, 1912 cents Dozen "a
Celery cents.
At this when winter vegeabesare poor and most
green vegetables high Of the newer methods Of
cooking celery should be The following are well rec
commended:
Celery TmbalesTo pint Of cooked celery pulp add
busting of white pepper and salt taste; we'll
beaten and half cppful of Mix thoroly fill
welbuttered molds, stand them painful Of hot water
and cook in moderate until firm the center.
Celery Baked in Pepper Cases.-Cook in boiling sailed
water chop very fine and drain, celery to the
pint scad green peppers rub off the SKINS cut off the
stems and remove the seeds Make rich Italian
follows: Fry tablespoonful Of chopped shalos one
tablespoonful Of salad oil until yellow Add sprg Of pars-
ley tablespoonful Of chopped mushrooms and fry
minutes dedge with tablespoonful Of costarch well
and add cupfu Of brown stock When smooth
tablespoonfus Of mushroom casup and the celery pulp
Fill the pepper shells place close together baking
containing inch Of hot water generous lump of
butter and bake for half hour. --~ss. s~