Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1905-04-20
SUNNYSIOE.

ell vineyard.
Grip still fingers. Ant Sally Dill,
who had long seige has got up put re-
lapsed last Sabbath.
s. G, Chaudoin has got able to WORK.
Most OF the neighbors has planted
sum corn.
Uncle will Easterly was planting
corn last week. l felt sorry for him
having SO much to do by hisself-not
exactly nuther-his better half was a.
dom all she could and Miss Martha
wus drappin' or kiverin', one or the to-
Their, and Miss Ella, she made a good
hand. Miss Laura wus in the field to
but she wus no good. I'll be a heep
more sorry for him next year, l guess
thay mout be gal on the bill by that
time.
wus passin' Mr.. Jesse Layne's sum
days ago and herd slappin' OF hands ana
stompin' on the floor. Thinks /, sum
one has received blessin, so | run to
the door and behold ne was just rejoic-
in over the arrival ola tiny baby girl
that had just arrived at his house. /
just said, pshaw, gals Is common rs
bred. 1t will be long time before III
be gully of SIGH as that
Frum the way folks congregate ata
certain house there must be'agoin to be
a wedin in the town of Sunnyside, but
they we're just fxin for double we'd
In In the future.
Mrs. Malissa Griffith was visitin at
s. G. Chaudoin's Tuesday.
Miss Francis Easterly alse made
pleasant call same day.
jackson Banks and Howell eagle wus
fshin In the Squachy the other day, but
made little change in the finny tribe.
I've travelled about bit OF my time
and last week got into double and
twisted trouble. There was lady
draped her handkerchief at house
where had been showing some goods
and wus In the act of leavin but / lin
gered q moment longer, thinkin mits
sell her pare of spex. After passin
few words about the grip, the weather
and garden truck the now lady perceed
ed to unroll bundle and said, IAN
Polly. I've got your nittin gone at last"
and stretched out three pares of grea
stockings, one on EN- the biggist one
ever seed. Tha Amt none of you
store stockings or hoze as they call em
Then Ant Polly says to me, II want tw'
pare OF them garters you have fer th'
little gals" "You want three, dom
your There is three gals" "La, no
tha amt big enough fer Bets. She
nineteen year DID," 1--WE sold EN- 3
folks twice that old" Bets, as An
Polly calls her, said II I'd do the puttil
on and they didn' bust she'd take en-
but IL they busted it was my loss. If
did that thought l ought to hav
more fer em, but was so confiden
that thay wus big a-muff fur any ga
that perceeded to yank EN- on. An
Polly and all the rest wus intentl
watching me when one Of the buckle
flew off and hit Ant Polly on the face
Nuthin daunted l picked up anothe
pare, thinkin to go slower, About tina
that time the old man drapped in an
also couple Of gals and their feller'
raised my hat to them, then laid
down and perceeded with the perform
ance. Thay all acted like that wus In
side show. 1t wus warm but but
worked on, stoppin every few minute
to wipe the purspuration. Presently
stopped thinking was dun. Bets say
! "You haint dun. always ware EN- |
! bove my knees" Thinks l, buckle
: will fly now sure enough, for it SCENE
: like the further thay went the tightt
/, they got. kept pullin and Bets keI
tellin me l was pinchin. Well, final
:. got them to their destination and the
n remarked that it would be in order
pass the hat and sing, Il Am Glad Ss
vation's Free" lost time and none
by being accomodatin. Before Il
!. stockings cum l noticed tn
4 Bets had pretty plump rosy cheeks al
a tole her that she was fat enough
eat but didn't know nuthin to what
}. do now. Bets was a monstrocity.
LOST one pair but she'll lose the next I
the blood can't circulate and she W
want them cut off soon. never expe
to meet another such a gal as Bets.
should they will take garters at the
- own risk. 1t is said when you get in
a scrap you have to either write o,
fight out or back out. always want
keep out
Thanks to the let correspondent.
guest you are hard to please and you a
. right
Rollie from Sulphur Spring, its til
: you were giving US some more moo
You can help your sister in the gard
and have time to write too.
" Bachelor Button, how is your gard
; that you wus bostin about?
Love to all,
:. PETER HAUNCH