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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1905-03-10


les y oroke shortly after the opening Later raj
ave the market steady and Irke tbs Nav
iAollns preserved q steady tona s6a
ts session In 81. Louis,
No ~ cay the leading influence a prospect thai
I.sIo winter wheat would be The
v-ss, les at 90 penalty on the No. red The south
VS. also seller in the times
sa. reserves cue on Friday varied enough to IN
me trade. but had little direct influence Primary
sSgtegated SIS 900 bushels.
a geA ago IN the afternoon
vas iloucea by the Brooulhall
sse-s tor aTSentine shipments Friday athogh mis-
40 20 SO net higher. with Paris partly 80 points
IA contrast TO decline Of 20 ponts az
explanation OF the IAverpoo FOUND
ne sVa oslnand tor cargoes from Continent Cash
~ Newly ORR closed follows:
SS n NoSthern Duluth, 81 2Sh. No / hard Manitoba
tne sane es on previous days this week the price heng
from Dull quarters Independently OF fluctuations
- re wheat market Thus was steady
g2gnout most OF the session. being generally from
- Elsner than the previous night. started
salg eeesuse recepts at Chicago esti-
later STABILITY was attributed sesdier cables
eeSaons OF liberal clearance from Cuff ports In the
near future and commission house buying The ularket
S,oeca here sac net higher and Chicago about 3Ao
SoVe the previous night Oo6
Dotnel4 compared with z3s,000 bushels last year
SoTteTs took 70 loads. The close in New
ae.A Was oenc elsvator and $3.50 b ahoat; No
W.lte. osEso, and Nc. yellow. 52A z O ahoat OATS
strength and was generally during the day at !
Saso ano eteady hare cash property closing
loNs Mixed % 20 81 10. sfs aSsac; natural white 90
% q ~ SssGase and white SO 70 40 10. S991a RYE
noIdral BARIsEIT-MaTlSst quiet Feeling was quoted
4s&e i'f New-York and mating. 46G5ec Buffalo
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Notice of Summons.

CUPREME COURT OF NEW YORK, NEW
~ York County-Mar1s Meyer. Plaintiff. against
Never, Defendant. Summons. Action
iute divorce. To above named Defendant You are
hereby summoned complaint action.
and to copy OF your answer the PlantIG's
ATTORNEYS witt twenty OF
summons exclusive Of day OF service; and
your failure 70 appear answer, judgment Will be
taken against you BY RELIEF In
complaint.
New York. February 10, 1900
HILIAQCIT & HIILQCIT,
ONCE and Post once Address.
500 Broadway. Borough OF Manhattan New city
To Michael Meyer. Defendant; The foregoing summons
IL served upon you publication pursuant
OF Honorable = MacIan. Justice OF the Supreme
Court OF the York. dated the 2Sth day
February 1905 ana fled with the complaint in the once
OF Clerk Of County Of New York County
Court House Borough Of Manhattan. City Of New
York.
Dated March End 1895.
Yours &C HrLa-QUIT a HILLQUTT
Attorneys Plaintiff once Odce Address No
$50 Broadway. Borough % ManAs ttan New York city
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instruction.
For Both Sexes-City.
For Young Ladies-City.
School Agencies.

AMERICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
supplies Professors Teachers Tutors Goyernessss ETC.
10 Colleges Schools and Families Apply %
Mrs NJ ]. YOUNG-FULTON. 20 Union Square
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THE STATE OF TRADE.

Buffalo March 9-FLoUR steady. WHEAT. spring
No Northern. 81 2O4b winter. CORN strong
Nc fellow 531zc. OATS quiet but strong; white
81 &c; No r4xed, 3SAc- BARLEY firm: Western. 441
65c. RYE No / SEC.
Chicago March 9-The leading futures ranged as fol-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-29

\ night, | have 20 submit "a the annoy
| Nnco of appearing before curious
| crowd OF people and golng through u
| performance 80 al variance with tho
natural order 0f things I'm the equine
world ~ 10 be positively humlllating," v
~ have all want OF H. snorlod
| finally, "'yo had all I want o. w."
At shat moment the ring STOCK boss
and several ~ HIS assistants ap.
| dies. out IN the "blg top M the cir
Gus men call the great Barnum a Raj.
ley exhibition tent tho band was play.
Ing n Strauss waltz, and sultan ana
his associates know that ono or tho
great Hlegrlet.silbon aerial numbers
Was on, There was n final burst Of APP
plauso IN tho "big top" and then the
trainer, Standing In the dressing room
entrance, beckoncd TO the ring STOCK
man,
'Send 'om along" he mld,
The Trakenos prnnood out Into tho
glare OF the lights and gave u half
neigh OF delight as they were vet az
liberty IN the great circle, all but Ab.
dallah, he neither nolghed nor moved
with the Olucrily That characterized hla
associates, Ahdnllnlia associates fell
into limo but Abdalnh tagged behind,
tho trainer asked,
Abdallahs reply was to move back
ward and 10 Kick out ylclonely at Bed
onln, The trainer plunged hand into
D. pocket and produced " lump Of sugn T,
Maybe this VIII llN YOU" he said,
glylng Abdnllnh tho sugar
Abdallahs response was 10 bite Well.
ously az tho trainer Then tho whlp-
/ lash cracked close 10 His glossy cont
II had no offoot upon him, Neither
kndness, persuasion nor threats could
move him,
"Abdallah quoorod the act today, I
don't know what's got into HIM" tho
lrNlnor said 20 the rims boss after tho
show,
And Abdolloh continued to queer"
the act Instead OF getting over hls
M Of nuklnoas he constantly grow
worse A now horse was secured, and
after n few wook'H training he was
ablo 10 appear before the public.
Abdnllah continued 10 be carried
along, lie was "eXooes baggage llo
cost the management money without
bringing IN any revenue. one day the
superintendent came through the
horHo tent with man wearing cap
and dressed IN u tweed suit
That's the horse" said the super
intondonl, pointing 10 Abdallah
"Whatll you Give for him2'
Nothing short ~ $1,000 thought
Abdallah, he know that once before
an Offer Of that amount had boon re-
fused,
Three hundred" said the horse deal.
cn
wen take IT, said tho mpcrinlen.
dent lilo know that Abdal0h's ueeflll.
moss ~ n circus horse WAS ended,
AbdallnhA prldo was broken, llo
dropped hlA head,
~ wish had behaved myself no
nurnurod
AZ the trader led him away, sultan
thought no detected tears In Ahdalahs
eyes
a circus without horses would be
moro unlnlcrosting than the play OF
Hamlet with tho Dano eliminated Tho
horse IA the backbone OF thc modern
circus Such n thing M nm automobile
circus would be an nbsurdIty Those
who attend the linrnum &Ilialloy cir.
Gus IN Salt Lake, Wednesday ana
Thursday Aug and 3, viii be delighted
nt the number ana variety of hlghsclnss
blcodod horses, The horse fair ~ the
ZIG circus " IN Itself worth travelling
miles 10 see
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Strange" remarked sultan one Of
the Trakenc atalllons, with the Barnum
n Bailey circus, strange, isn't H. that
the trainer always picks mo out for
the leader when no wants TO spilng u
new trick"
'oh, don't know encored Adallah,
who was always compelled to take
second place, "gomobody has TO lead
on"
~ think its q great compliment"
murmurod Bedouin, "You can wager
your best trapplngs that Mr. sultan
wouldn't be selected to learn tho now
tricks iirst n the trainer didn't think
he wac oloyercr than the rest OF us Az
for me, I'm Glad enough 10 be able 90
learn after the rest OF YOU get
through"
sultan bowed, but Abdallah shifted
the air dlsdWnfully,
There's no accounting for trainers
tastes he said spltomlly "Thoyro u
lot OF notlonnl people, NIL OF them"
AS for that" responded Sultan,mld-
~, II can't say that ! altogether agree
with you, Trainers are n mighty clever
lot ol men, just think OF tho situation
Hero we area lot OF horscs~-oach
with his own particular idea OF things,
somo naturally good.nnturod, others
lnstlnotlvoy Vicious all disposed 10
bo indolont aud stubborn ON slight
provocatloni and everyone constantly
puzsllng hla head 10 know what on
earth the trainer In driving at II Isn't
our fault that horses aud mems brains
work along different grooves
Personally ! don't mind telling you
that think the horses brain ~ tho su.
perlor But the point | am getting az
" thls To mould an these differing
equine lndiyldualltlos into one CONE
p0slto Nholo-at0 make them understand
things from the human, rather than
the animal, standpoint and TO get them
20 present performances that viii win
applause, requires patience, experience
ana extraordinary intelligence, This,
contend, Ia equally true IN educating
elephants h0raon and all other anl-
mails You gentlemen know, Just ms
well ms ! DO, that these wonderful
things are accomplished by the Barnum
4 Bailey trainers ana ], Tor one, nro-
loeo 70 give them credit for H.
"You say that because you're the
iayorlie," sncorod Abdnll0h,
lNh' hfhI''I NlNNNNNNNN '''N'NNll
with Il glance NJ sultan,
But Sultan only gave vent 10 a dulct
horse lauph
"Aftor all what you Hald u few min
Otes ago, that romo one must lead on,
~ very true" no said, turning 20 Alb.
dullah, "nnd II am selected u " mere.
" mn acknowledgment Of tho fact that
I am probably n little quicker than
some one OF tho others in catching ON
~ what a trainer has IN mind, Iiay-
ing planned the act Tho trainer takes
mo acne 10 the ring barn, Slowly pa
tiontly and porsistcntly he ondcnvors
~ convey his meaning 20 me, fdttls
by little ] gcl the Idea, Then he puts
In Abdnllah or somo other horoc, prca-
entity whom Abdnllah ana both have II,
third and then fourth horse In add
cd, aud, finally the complete net In
ready"
Abdalah Kicked mpatlcntly
~ all sounds very WE'LL ho said,
hut for my part, I'm sick OF the whole
thing, HIRE ! nm, with n royal Arabian
TodiR,eo nv long M n grano'B neck,
with family history unsurpassed IN
thn whole show with handsome flg-
ure and with coat nv sleek M velvet,
and yet, day after day, ana nlght aftor
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register and ne developed q true tenor
Of power ana sweetness, Richter an
Nlgnol 10 him minor parts IN the Wag.
nor operas
A mcmbor Of the l'rclbMg orchestra
IN Bavaria has taken the time 60 write
ON oHro postal card 81 mugloNl compo.
Mtloni that M, ~ national hymns,
some uf Hhlrh are for four voices ana
four compositions for orchestra among
which are the Egyptian chorus IN Me.
hul's Joseph ana Wagners 'ldyllc'
Lillian Russell Ia to stand by the
NhubortF for another season, ana has
signed a contract to continue next sea-
son her tour In Lady Toazlc The
musical Arrangement Of Sherdans
comedy got the money on the road last
year ana N expected 20 DO II bigger
hit this coming season
lIoratlo Parker the well.known
composer professor Of the theory of
music nj Yale has agreed 10 furnish
the musical background und accompa.
nlmenlH TO j. l. G., Clnrko's theatrical
version of Cen Lew Wallnco's "a
Prince Of india" The music, II In IN.
dorstood, VIII he u prominent feature In
an uncommonly Gorgeous spectacle
--------.
Calyo intends 10 sling many folk.
songs during hor tour IN America next
winter She has been studying ana
choosing Thorn from all nations until
eho can mako "A who'll program of them
If she Wishes, Those OF her own prov.
ince ana Of scandinavia most appeal
lo her II would no funciful sho
thinks, ana add 10 the llHvor Of the
iongH, II she wore an appropriate droaa
for each group " them
The Henry Russell Grand opera com.
plny which N the newest musical
venture Of the Shuherlp, IN 10 begin
iie American season IN November Tho
works Of the great composers win be
given by celebrated artists, u chorus
Of eighty and an orchestra OF sixty
all AT ordinary thoalor prices The
organization N now AZ the waldorf
lheator London, whore the biggest hlta
of the season have been made by Calyo
and Alice Nelson
Amsterdam has had l,s "pawIfal"
performances, us scheduled. proHa rope
regentntlyee were not invited, but pro,
fessionala report that tho representa-.
lions were excellent, Wafnors dlrec.
lions being carefully followed, Tho
east Included Nine, Lltylnne NV Kun.
dry MI Forchhnmmer as pnrsIfal,
The American MI Mass, M Gurno.
mang and llrcitonfcls as Amtortua,
Tho minor parts ana the chorusoa were
done by mcmhcra " the local Wagner
society
Among thl artists engaged f0r next
season hy Mr. charlton IL Nine Clad
sM who viii undertake another Amer.
lean tour including govonty,nyo con.
corts her Inst one comprised aiXty,tWo
concerts and was a great success from
ovory point OF view She sings this
summer AT the Wagner festival In
Munich other charlton artists arc
the pianist, Relsonnuer Bisphnm (who
VIII repeat his splendid "cyclo OF song
cyclcsD, Harold Bauer Marie Nochole,
Elsa Ruoggor Van llooee, Holly colo,
Francis llogora and others
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mountains or the sea shore for breath
Of fresh air, not TO return until II is
cooler However collections are FAIR
people seemingly HAVING energy enough
loft to pay their BILLS
Prof w A, Wolgel returns 10 lhla
city the frat NJ tho month from at
tendance on the N, T., 4, convention
IN Now Jersey
Tho attendance ON the organ rocllala
IN the Tabernacle ls better ihnn II was
last yenL aud nm audience Of 1000 "
nothing unusual now
Local admirers vt Bach. are d0sirous
Of hourug hls triple concerto Tor piano,
nj one of the next SoneOn concerts OF
the SYMPHONY orchestra WITH say
profa. Peterson and Mcclellan and MlHs
Geneyo Ell,rbock at the three pianos
Tho names OF applicants for the u,
u. q. university opera school are nee
ginning 10 arrive from FAR ana near
pouthcrn Utah N particularly wei rep-
resented,
The music loving public VIII be m
teroRtcd IN KNOWING mat Mff' Hnnt
Ramsey Moris has not retired from
the Held ~ musical activity, nnd mat
she VIII, os seen by card N tho
musical directory Of the saturday
News, open n studio At her home, 40
south West Temple, Walkers terrace
Mre Morris win nlao ongnge In orntoflo
COMFORT, recital and church work
Miss llnllc Foster viii sling NJ Ia.
Coon tomorrow afternoon, The feature
of singing, uA nu nltmcilon which has
proven 40 successful nj SAliair has
been adopted ~ q regular thlng at
Lagoon,
The rIrt Baptist choir viii sing TO-.
morrow the anthems 80 Taste ana
Soc, by Coos, In tho morning ana 10
the Day Of kcst Dcollnoth' by
Schonckcr IA the evening
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SHARPS and FLATS.

Anna Held made hor theatrical debut
nv n member OF n Ylddlph opera com.
pany at the old Princess IN White cha.
pol, London, " years ago,
Charles ", Dillingham;, during hia
brief trlp io London and the continent
closed deals for two new musical playa
for frilBl Nphof ana Lulu CHASER, 10
see me llshi of gay Ia Now YORK In
tho autumn of 1906
"a music po,krt'' said the tailor
ron, yea Tor professional slngors |
oflon make music pockets They run
across iho hack of me cont ns "a rule,
nhoyc the waist ana they hold, with,
ont crushng q half dozen songs
s"-s--
Tho rprcud NJ music IN elementary
education IN ENGLAND ~ indicated by
the fact that q London manufacturer
the other day received an order for TO-
planoiortos from the Lnncuahlrc ooun.
~ council for use I'm their schools
Joseph Shochun the well known tenor
OF the llngliah Grand opera company,
was elsnod last week by Henry W SAY,
age % continue with thar organization.
Mr. Shoehnn VIII alternate tho leading
tenor roles win Francis Mclonnan,
late Of the savage "parslfUl" produc.
ton,
Miss Alice Nielsen has been convinced
by haf manager IT, NI0gfeld Jr. that
there IN more money IN Coi0lc opera
production next year than IN the PRO.
posed concert tour 80 her coming
American engagements win be IN a now
musical pQy-.tho namo OF which ls not
yet dlyulged,
After singing In America next senson
In THE Catch VI The Season" EDNA
May VIII 90 To London and appear ut
tho Vaudeville thoatcr In u new musical
piece by Ordonnoau, the composer OF
'La poupeo' Then Will como her
| eagerly awaited appearance IN comedy
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-29

a ua, mlgh, ig,o ar sho uld makes ne
stage, want 10 die IN my home, and
] want 10 enjoy two or three years
rest think this viii be my Inst scas
son with Niles Adams, unloss she wants
me 20 10 with her for another season,
Il have enough tu live IN comfort
the rest of my lie without recourse 20
q bentfl, oven " You can't save much
IN profession whore You work Ave
months ana lay on gcyon, one more
active season N the most ! can look
forward TO- and then ! am going TO
laRo my first rest IN N years ! dread
the farewell tour Many PERSONS have
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-29
THEATRE GOSSIP

Washington Nv the scene of action OF
"Tho Embassy BAlL' the new play
when Augustus Thomas has written
for Lawrence d'Orsoy
shuhort Bros, have signed q contract
with Nine Sarah Bernhard Tor an
American tour OF 20 weeks, 10 begin
AZ the Lyric thc0tor Now York, Nov,
next
Frank Daniels, who has been enjoy.
lng short vacation IN London was
induced 20 appear for one performance
IN the English musical comedy, Ser
poant Bue," az the Royal thea,or,
Birmingham, with the English COM
pnnN This " tho character IN which
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-29
Dramatic ~ ! Musical

IONS lio met with misfortune ON
tho cars recently The day being hot,
he dropnpd ~ into slumbeh and whllo
IN Greenland, u rnenkthIof stole his
Ticket and $50 from Mis- pocket The
conductor however remembered thpJ
Mr. CurlgonA lickel had been punched
ana let him through, The money was
not recovered,
ana cabinet organ market ~ rather
llgllcgf lhlB season Of the year. manly
on account 0f the heat People are not
much glyon to interesting Themselves IN
much NJ mYhMs such weather no THIS
beyond ngurlng ON how lhoy can cns
cape from the burning heat Many
teachers ana pupils have fed 10 the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-29

said It was grand Of Mrs, Gilbert TO
d0u nm sho dld'-ln The midst of her
work but To- me II always seemed IN
cxpreshly sad, hope fate has some
lhing better than that In store for me,
II went on tho stage whom l was
years old, and that was On years ago
l have played nearly everything ana !
have always loved my procession, NY
first speaking part WAS In 'Nomoo ana
Juliet even Nomco years ago IN me
west, I don't know how many Juliets
I've been the nurse to'~Mlss Robson,
Miss Adams and many moro, hnd "
was always a different version OF the
play
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door Amusement enterprises upon n
large scale Mr., Brady IL Just now
making his first appearance IN this line
OF amusement catering, and he has
been 70 very successful thus far that
he feels encouraged 10 devote all hls
energies TO the expansion Of bs sea-
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LeanderRiChurdSOn'S Letter
nnnnn lnnnnnn nnnLnnnnnnnnn nnnnnr

Special Corrcanondenoe
Al Ew YORK July A,-Wiliam
mi a, Brady tells mo he viii re-
Y tire from the business OF rec.
ulor theatrical management a,
the end OF noyt se0son d,yoting him
self thereafter TO the conduct Of out
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minus music, a tett ~ her versatility
that win be interesting
Municipal assistance has been grant
ed TO the MuslkgosolachOft Of taele,
switzerland when got into trouble
after thonter fire The city has
agreed 10 pay II 10000 a year, for nyo
years, provided II viii give eight con.
ccrtn each season at popular prices,
Hans Richter has taken great In
torcsl IN young Engllehman, John
Harrison, who was working not long
ago IA a cotton spinner In Lancashire,
ana Ia now an opera singer on coming
90 London no Ralned success M a
baritone, 4 course Of training, how
over, placed hls voice In the proper
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-29

Mr. Daniels has made ono Of hie Big
gest hits w this country and which
was originated by Willio Edouin on the
other side.
Eugenie That's Lawton, after closing
az leading woman with white white
tey, van 20 10 New York under en-
gQgemcnt tn Daniel Frohmnn, she
WIN llNly appoaf with L1Naonee
d'prtay IN Augustus Thomas new play
next November,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-07-29

\ Nermnn inventor nNnVh MhuaNs
hardt has devised an elaborate means
by which thc0tor IL TO be omptiod IN
80 seconds In onHe Of fre or panic, Tho
principle OF tho invention IN the removal
Of the pit, with the boxes attached TO
H. 40 well ~ tho partition walls, en-
bloc into the street, by mcnnA OF r0llora
underneath the floor running over o
track ~ rails continued 10 q suitable
length outside the lht,tor The stimuli
tnnoous rescue of the people IN the bnl-
comics above IN 20 be effected by exits
through specially constructed window
doors" opened automatically all Mt
once, or Ny hand, which lead on 20 sua.
pended galleries lowered 10 the street by
the same mechanism IN that employed
IN the movable pit
~ have not q worry In the world when
| nm with Nlisv Adams" said the yot.
crnn Mrs, w q, Jones 20 an Inter.
viewer rcccntly "slhe looks after
everything for me. Besides, ! have no
ambition for greater things IN the ".
turc, I suppose I ought TO be nmbl.
lloue, like Granny Gilbert" ana wind
up my career ~ q star but tho thought
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Amy Rlcard has been engaged by
Harrison ORGY rlsko 20 play the leading
female comedy part IN Mary ana
john THIS young lady, II may be re-
memborcd contributed literally to- thq
gayety Of George Ade's Tho College
MLdlM.n
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1905-05-10

A great many men carry thelr re-
hgion like their property IN their
wives names.
Art in spring styles e like the re-
suits OF good bread. Much depends
upon the dough.
Poker players an agree that a good
deal depends upon the man who gives
out ga square deai.'
Il's q very good idea to always be
wise a. well as straight. But never
try and be crosswise.
The cotton growers OF the South
know 3 bear they would love TO see
Nimrod Roosevelt kill.
The smoke is not athe smoke OF bat
tie" Ro~jestvensky burns soft coal
and shoots "smokeless.
Life insurance companies oan well
AFFORD to dispense with any Harry
L~ehresque ornamentation.
Some Of the original manuscripts
now being purchased by J.. RiermOnt
Morgan were once rejected.
The graft and get-rich- qnich spirit
Of the age is exempted in that Mil
waukee 81, 4O0, 900 d~efalcation.
Few can put up a stove pipe and at
the same time sing There is No Place
Like Home, Sweet Home
Some woman are 50 contrary that ii
It we're not for the looks OF the thing
they would walk backwards.
At any rate Boston car boast of dis.
covering the salicylic acid. This will
put baked beans on the shelf.
Mr., Gates might try a new role by
reversing the order of things aud go
ing into the banking business.
The most interesting point yet dis
covered in some babies Is the close re-
semblance to its pretty mother.
The earliest vegetables found on the
market these days are those pulled
about O'Clock in the morning.
An Arkansas editor declares that the
devil is always with the fellow who
holds four kings against f~our-aoes.
The best way in the world for a fell
low to break off the smoking habit is
to neglect lighting the first cigar.
When a man decides that he ought
to get married, it's a sign that some
woman helped him to the decision.
Every'railroad man will agree that
their mothers were the only safe ten
ders who never misplaced a switch.
Miss Mae Wood is the name OF a
Pittsburg girl who has brought suit
against a man who never "saw her"
Girls who are not sure of their COM
plexian should never allow their
sWeethearts to kiss them on the cheek.
They say that laughter is good for the
but how in the world is a fellow
going to laugh when he has the bluesf
The house girl can always point with
pride to the fact that domestic duties
generally belong to the "hire'' class.