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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1905-01-28

n d G O m m e n t
H.B. Lund, practical matchmaker
Store building to rent. [. j.
MOORE.
500 bushels of fine seed barley for
sale, Absolutely clean. 10 Arnold,
Sec. 26, Synnes. 81
DR.. O. c.. Nelson goes to Hancock
on the 18th and 18th and consequent
ly his Morris office will be closed on
those days.
Miss Mamie and Clarence
O'Malley returned last Saturday
from the coast where they enjoyed a
a three weeks visit with friends,
Clarence returned to the cities Sun
day evening".
Mrs. !. r. Perkins and Mrs. P. W
French have opened a dressmaking
shop at the home of Mrs. French
back OF j. d. Goods house. Giye
us a call,
For your timing, bicycle repair
ing stove repairing and gun repair.
ing, call on Will Light, First class
workmanship and reasonable prices
A client of mine will exchange a
$4,000, equity in improved farm
near Morris for a desirable residence
property in this City and smaller
farm. ANDREW ROWLAND,
TlI brave the storms Of Chilkoot Pass
I'll cross the plains Of froze0 glass
I'd leave my wife and cross the sea
Rather than be without Rocky
Mountain Tea. @ r. @. John
son.
Next Sunday at morning service
Dr.. Shetland will preach to business
and professional men on Chow tt
Prosper"- In the evening he will
address young people on How tc
Succeed"
AGENTS WANTED at once tc
canvass the farming, thrashing, anc
milling trade. Salary or &c mmissioI
Address The HARVEY Oil Go
Cleveland, O.
Eye sight restored, By Dr.. BrokaW
eye specialist at Kruegers drug store
Morris the 9Th aud 9TH Of every
month. Painful head and eyes made
painless. Prices always lowest,
Constipation and piles are OWNS
They kill people inch by inch, sap
life away every day. HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea will positively
cure you. No care no pay. IS cents
Tea or Tablets. G r. G. johnson
Morris Encampment No. z [. O.
0. F. was enstalled "Wednesday
evening, by Grand Patriarch Aug
Hohenstein and Grand Scripe c. r
Wilkinson of St. Paul, after which
refreshment were served.
A bachelor one day set the table
in his lonely abode with plates fol
himself and an imaginary wife ano
five children. He then sat down tc
dine, and as he helped himself tc
food he put the same quantity OIL
each OF the other plates and survey
ed the prospect, at the same time
computing the cost. He is still q
bachelor.
Here is some advice from an ex.
change: Keep your money in circuIa-
ton. Don't salt it away. Paw your
debts as fast as you can. Have
patience with one another. Buy
your goods of your home merchant.
Encourage home Industries and
home enterprises and give the home
all the work yon can let
out.
The authorities say that rusted
wheat will not, when sown as seed
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1905-01-28

Judge Of Probate Babe holds gen
eral term of probate court on the
first Monday Of each month and a
specia1, term each succeeding Monday,
Address or telephone Hancock.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1905-01-28

Barn for rent. Enquire at this
office.
Smoke the Big Stone cigar. 1t is
made in Morris
Oscar Flatner of Winnipeg, is
visiting at his home here.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1905-01-28
For Sale or to Lease.

j. C. SHELL AND, Pastor.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
BEATS THE LAMB MARY HAD
II VIII Chew Tobacco, waltz to Any
Whistled Air and often
Runs to Fires.

A lamb that will chew tobacco waltz to
any whistled waltz air that is not too
dreamy. chase cats and dogs and is the
Judas who betrays it's kind to the knife of
the executioner, is pet at the Poughkeep-
sic branch of Armour & Co.'S big Chicago
packing house. The lamb has been named
Dick Armour. The branch employees are
now somewhat perturbed over a rumor that
Dick will have to go the way of most
lambs before they become mutton. If neces-
sary to save il from this fate it will be
purchased in the regular way and provided
with private pen. with tobacco and waltz
music ad libitum.
Dick is a regular figure on the city
streets, seated beside one of the Armour
companys drivers on the wagons that haul
the carcasses of the less fortunate brethren
around to meat markets and coolers. IT
has the run of the Armour plant and sleeps
in the barn with the horses, going right
into the stalls and sleeping beside the head
of one or another as the fancy selzes It, 1t
often passes day with Cashier William ].
Davis or Manager Charles Wright and is
also friendly with the clerks in the ship
ping department When disappointed it eN-
presses its chagrin by butting everybody in
sight.
1hC IlCilcu hnOW OlCks lOT lnt ldinu
often runs to fires. In its trips around
town when 1t encounters a dog too big for
It to handle 1t will drop in between a team
OF Armour company's horses, where It will
trot along in safety. The horses will draw
apart to give Dick plenty of room. Dicks
favorite companions are the Armour horses
and six or eight cats around the big cooler
in this city. The only cat 1t dislikes is Ice
house Jimmy, so named because it lives In
the refrigerator. where the air is kept de-
grees above freezing, and cannot exist out
side. A few minutes in the outer air causes
Il to drop In commissions. Dick saw Ice
house Jimmy in one OF these commissions
and ever since has kept shy OF the cat
Dick meets incoming hocks Of sheep and
pilots them through the town 10 the abat-
toir, where they are placed in the buck and
have knives stuck through their throats by
butchers. For its services in this line APP
plication may be made 70 have it pen
stoned. Certainly it is too cute and clever
TO travel the road that leads to chops and
roasts.-New York Sun.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
MakinE sure OF the TIP.

Bring the change in quarters" said
the man who had paid for a four-dollaF
luncheon with hve-dollar bill
why did you specify the denomination"
asked the woman opposite.
Because il I hadn't that fellow would
have brought in half dollars and then ia
have to give him ffty-cent tip. That is
a trick most walters have. When IL is
possible TO bring the change in dollars and
half dollars they do It. so the tip will be
correspondingly large. OF course. in res
taurants where twenty-five cents is the
usual tip they are not quite so greedy and
get the change so cut up that It shall con-
tain at least one quarter. They are afraid
that If that is not handy they may get
turned down without anything, and they
don't want TO take chances OF losing all
the way round. In all restaurants dimes
are avoided in making change whenever
possible. Every waiter considers his serv-
ices worth more than that, and he takes
precautions to prevent a patron from dis
gracing himself by Offering him one.
Cashiers are all In on the game OF
change. They take care 10 make It in
coins that will insure the waiter salts
factory tip; so unless the customer has the
forethOught to ask for little chicken feed
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
Sporting Hrevities.

The Boyles' college team will play the
Alumni on Creightop university campus
this afternoon at 1880. The game promises
to be an interesting one
The Shamrocks will meet the Starlights
at Vinton Street park Sunday afternoon.
The Starlights are said to have annexed a
put up a stiff game with the Shamrocks.
The latter are confident of winning
Minnesota has protested johnson. the
crack end of the Nebraska team and
Eager. on the ground they have played
on the Nebraska team more than four
years. The Gophers do not protest very
hard and leave the matter entirely In the
hands OF Coach Booth, well knsalng Ne
braska, knocking for recognition at the
eates of the Mig -Four, cannot afford to
rules
Haskell Indians have called into service
their old coach, A @. ElncK OF Omaha
Indians for their battle with Kansas
University, Saturday afternoon Ellick is
4 former Michigan player and coached
ne Indians four years ago when the in
aving a team capable of competing with
he large colleges and since that time these
anne Indians have been wholesomely
expected on every grid. on which they
nave played. i, Ellick, also coached the
Creighton team the year IL had a team
worthy OF the institution and when such
stars as Eddie Creighton, Harry WEIGH and
Callahan were thrust forth into the foot
ball world
II DtBlnS 10 look as III the whole nigh
school would accompany the team to
Manawa saturday, when Ii goes to play
with the Council BLUFFS high school team
for the Championship of the two cities.
Intense rivalry always has existed between
these two schools and il does not lessen
with the years. The result of this game
always Is uncertain, first one team win
ming and then the other. The purple and
white will be seen on all sides at the game
Saturday and IL consistent roofing can
accomplish anything the Omaha team
should win. Rooters have been drilled
especially for the occasion and will make
the welkin ring with their hoo-rahs for
the Omaha high school team. II you
want a nice outing at a good summer
resort, go with the high school team Sat
urday afternoon to Lake Manawa.
When the Omaha Commercial college
and the Fort Crook foot ball teams get
together at Vinton street park Saturday
afternoon, lovers OF the sport will be able
to witness the best that Omaha can
produce this year, Since the disarmament
of the Creighton team and the assumption
of Its schedule by the Omaha Commercial
college team, this is the best team here
abouts and should receive the patronage
which II deserves. The receipts OF the
game will go to the soldiers relief fund
| for the widows and orphans OF deceased
| soldiers, most worthy cause which should
receive the hearty support of alt The
officers at the fort back the team, and
| have II equipped with a fall full line OF
paraphernalia. The players are all bis
and strong, thoroughly trained and should
be able to give good exhibition of foot
ball.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18

yThe reward OF 100000 offered by the
government OF Australia to any person who
may devise successful mode OF extermi-
mating the rabbits, whose numbers make
them a pest, is still standing" said A. Nc
Donald Of Melbourne. 1T was offered a
good many years ago and a great many
people thought they saw an easy way of
getting a nice lump OF money, but so far
no effective scheme of eliminating the bun
MES has been presented. No matter how
fast they are slain they breed with such
rapidity as to 1efy extinction and continue
to plague the cattle men and farmers.
They are shipped to London by the thous-
and in refrigerator vessels, where they are
eagerly bought by the English, who seem
to prize them as an article Of food In
Australia few people will eat them."-
Washington Post.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
bATTLEROYAL ATEEW HAVEN
Intense Interest in Foot Ball Game To-day
Between Princeton and Yale.
BOTH TEAMS IN p,NK OF CONDITION
Local Eleven Has Better Record for
season and Betting, which H.
Light, IL 2 20 L Against
visitors.

NEW HAVEN, Conn, Nov. 11.-Banners
of Yale blue and here and there color
splash of the orange of Princeton, and
throngs of lively. cheering graduates ana
under graduates upon the city streets were
the most striking evidence of the fact that
this is the eve of the annual foot ball con-
test between the two universities Every
thing is in readiness for the contest and,
as the best of weather is predicted. the
crowd promises to be record-breaker
The talk on all sides tonight was almost
wholly upon the subject of tomorrows
game. A score in double figures is ex-
pected by Yale, but, as it is college ira
dition that Princeton always plays its
best game against the blue, the under
graduate body seems to be prepared for
anything
Few wagers Are Made.
The men Of old Nassau were not so much
in evidence tonight as in the years when
the Princeton team came here for over
night quarters. The making of wagers on
the outcome never has been so insignih-
can't A few bets, with Yale giving odds
of 2 to /, we've reported in cafes, but ac-
tually very little money was in sight Yale
has been consistent in winning its practice
games and has not yet had its goal line
crossed, while Princeton fell before the on
slaught of Dartmouths eleven and has
been scored on by other~ teams. 1t is be-
cause of the somewhat remarkable show
ing of Yale, with team which, owing to
it's light weight, has been unable to use
to any extent the heavy tackle plays Of
the past years. that the sons of Eli are so
full of confidence of winning. Both teams
have been playing the so-called "open
game" Yale to a more pronounced extent
than it's rival, In which end and quarter
back runs have been frequent.
The Princeton team stopped over in
New York tonight, but members of the
vanguard from that college who have
reached here report that every man is in
prime shape and full of courage and espe-
cially happy over the prospect of good
work Trainer Mack of Yale says that
every man who has been prepared for the
Princeton game is in good condition.
signal Practice at Yale.
A short signal practice at the Yale field
this afternoon and another in the gym
nasium tonight was all the work done by
the Yale team today and in both of these
Erwin was at left guard. 1t was not un-
til today that the coaches decided to start
Erwin at guard Erwin is lighter thar
Hockenburger, who is the heaviest man or
the squad, and during the last week fairly
won his position by his great work witt
/ the scrubs.
The makeup of the teams as they will
face each other at 2 o'clock is:
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18

FALsTAFFs.
"It's Up 10 You"

II was a plain. unadorned declaration OF
conditions and not theories that caused
some merriment In the circuit court in
Joplin. Mo. according TO the Globe OF that
place. the other day when the keeper OF a
negro club was arraigned before Judge
Dabbs on a charge of selling liquor with
out a license. The negro stood trembling
before the bar OF justice, and was quite
as white as the nature OF his complexion
would allow well. don't know what to
do about your case" said his honor. with
seeming sternness, but with heart tenn
pered with mercy: Il can fine you from $50
to $500. What do you think ought TO do
with your"
IL don't know, judge. It's up-up to
YOU" suffered the negro, with such abject
earnestness that the court, judge and all
burst into laughter.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
Troops TO ProtecI Boy.en.

THERMOPOLIS, Wyo., Nov. 16.-(Spe-
cial.)-As a result of the blowing up Of the
diamond drill outfit of Asmus Boysen on
the Wind River Indian reservation near
here last week, the government has ordered
the stationing of squads of United States
cavalry from Fort Washable at Thermopo-
lis, Red Canyon and on the Wind river.
Any further attempts to harm Boysen or
modest his property, even though he is not
on the reservation, will meet with drastic
military measures. The identity of the
raiders is still mystery. Tracks of two
men were found leading from the scene
OF the dynamiting, but the trail was soon
lost and the men have probably escaped.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
Gold strike Near Meeteetse.

MEBTEETSE Wyo., Nov. 1z-(Special)
"A rich strike of free gold and native cop
per was made in one Of the F1ockhart
claims at Kirwin. forty miles south of this
place. and messenger was hurriedly sent
to Meeteetse to wire the news to the east
ern stockholders who are working the
properties under lease. c. l.. Tewksbury,
resident of Kirwin and manager for the
Wyoming Mining and Development COM
pany, composed Of Pennsylvania capital
lists, is in charge of the work on the Flock
hart group, and regarded the strike Of such
Importance that the messenger was not
even held until an assay could be made.
Aside from a small strike of free gold on
Middle Fork, near the Smuggler mine, this
/ is the first find of any importance, all the
rest Of the ores being refractory.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
Mans Homertend Entrien.

PIERRE, S. D., Nov. H-(special) 1.-THE
filings at the land office in this city keeps
up for this month almost as well as they
did for October. For the first half of the
month there were 1856 homestead and thirty
declaratory entries making a total Of 165
quarter sections, taking up over a town
ship of land. The demand for land is
causing a great deal of contest business
for the Office and the man who is not
living on his claim pretty well in accord
ance with the law is likely to find himself
called upon at any time to defend his right
to the tract on which he has filed.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
OLD RESIDENT DEAD IN CREEK
the water by Passing
Train.

LEAD, s. D., Nov. i7.--CSpecial Tele-
grant about noon today the dead body Of
Michael McDermott. well known resident
Of Lead was found in the waters Of White
wood creek near the 3. & NJ. tracks Just
above Kirk McDermott, who had been
visiting out in the country, evidently
started to walk into the city in the early
morning hours and was either struck by
train and thrown into the water or else
had slipped from the embankment in try
low.
At the point where his body was found
the bank is about fifteen feet high and very
rocky and steep and in falling McDermott
may have been rendered unconscious, and
falling in the water which was but about
q foot and a half deep drowned.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
BASE BALL COMMISSION ENJoNED
Manager Kelley of 81. Paul Gets Tenn
,~r-rv order Against His sale.

~or-rv order Against His sale.
CINCINNATI, o., Nov ia leg Il CDptest
against a decision of the National Baseball
commission was begun in the United States
district court in this city today when
Michael j. Kelley, the manager of the st
Paul American association team, hled
petition for an injunction against the com
mission to restrain il from putting into et-
feet its decision that he should play with
the st. Louis American league team. Kelley
declared that he was not under contract
to the st. Paul club and could not there
fore be the subject of a sale by Owner
George Lennon OF that organization. he
stated that ii he should. after the decision
of the commission undertake to play with
any o'her than the st. Louis club he would
even from engaging in baseball as means
OF livelihood. He declared that OF the
members of the commission, August Her
man and Ban johnson, as well as John ~.
Bruce the secretary of the commission,
had a pecuniary interest In the discussion
and that these members of the commission
are nreindiced against him His reouest TO
the commission that the sale Of himself to
the St. Louis club be set aside had been
denied by the commission, which would
announce to the baseball clubs that fact
with any other club. He therefore asked
for an injunction restraining the members
of the commission from any action whereby
any professional baseball club in the
United States is prevented from engaging
him as a player for the next season. A
temporary restraining order was issued to-
night until Monday morning, when the case
Will be taken up Tor nearing.
The adoption Of the following additional
rule by the National Baseball commission
was announced today:
Rule 39-No sale of minor league player
by one minor league club TO another shall
be permitted within six days of the first
drafting day of each year. All sales of
minor league players by one minor league
club to another shall be reported by the
secretary of the National association to the
secretary of the National commission at
least four days before the first drafting day
of each year.
Tho commission finds the adoption of this
rulo absolutely necessary In order that the
defini ly known before the drafting season
commences
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
Donne wins a Hard Game.

CRETE, Neb., Nov 17.-(special Teler
Eram.)-Doane played St. Mary's at 81
Mary's Kas. The game was very sin
Gular one, ending IN a score of q to II
in favor of Doane. St. Mary's made two
touchdowns In the first half before Doane
was able to, cross the line. The half ended
in two touchdowns for each side. In the
second half St. Mary's again scored first
and with a five point lead to overcome the
more touchdowns and victory. The work
of the Catholic tackles and quarter back,
with the plunging of the Doane half PACK,
were the features. The Kansas offense
was very strong, their tackle backs being
especially successful Doane plays the
Nebraska university next Saturday NO
her
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
MINNESOTA NOT 50 CERTAIN
Prediction Score in Nebraska Game Will
Be Small One.
LINCOLN HOOTERS OFF FOR THE NORTH
two TrninIOads VIII He ON Hand TO
shout for the COrnhuskers
when They Meet the
GOphers.

MINNEAPOLIS, Nov. 17.-Cspecial Tele-
gram.)-fn mass meeting today the Mime
sofa rooters adopted a new yell, which is
shorter and snapper than the old one:
Rah-Rah- Rah- Rah- Rah- Rahl
Skl-U-Mahi
Minnesota!
The old yell will not be abandoned. but
the new warwhoop will be used principally.
The Nebraska team arrived in st. Paul
today about noon. This noon It was taken
for long ride and then for signal prac-
tice. It is a husky bunch and the game
will in all probability be hard fought and
the score small. Both sides appreciate this
and neither seems inclined TO make any
predictions.
Representatives Of both teams met today
to debate the question of the eligibility of
Eager and johnson. Nebraska seemed to
think that the men could play, and they
will probably appear In the lineup.
Three trainloads OF rooters will arrive
here tomorrow from Nebraska prepared to
cheer their men on to victory.
Lincoln ROOters Go to Game.
LINCOLN, Neb., Nov. 11-Cspecial) "A
big bunch OF Nebraska foot ball rooters
left for Minneapolis this evening on three
special trains. A great crowd was at the
station to see the NebTaskans take their
departure.
Mayor Brown headed the Lincoln dele
cation. Accompanying the party were a
number of state officials, among them be-
ing Auditor Searle, Secretary of State
Galusha and Land Commissioner Eaton.
Deputy Supreme Court Clerk Seymour and
other employees of that Office Joined the
party and Clerk H c. Lindsay would have
done so but for his ailments He went so
far as to make a proposition to take his
physician along and pay his expenses If
the medic could guarantee that he would
stand the strain, but the medical man re-
fused to do so.
Tomorrow practically all business will be
suspended in the city during the afternoon
in order to permit the crowds to watch
the bulletin boards. No recent contest, not
even that with Michigan, has ELECTED any
thing like the interest shown in the pend
ing game.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18

American was said to weigh 15i and beside
his antagonist looked slight
In the first round CocRane drew blood.
The gong saved the American from a
knockout in the second and he was on his
knees taking the count when the gong
closed the third and last round.
No decision was given by Referee Shar-
key, but he said the cup for which the men
fought would go to Cockane as having
OF the British fleet was COckanes second
and Billy Rodenkamp was in the Amerl-
cans corner
The hail was packed. None of the higher
officers OF the feet were present. There
appeared to be no betting, as the unknown
countrymen cautious
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
spring Company Buys Plant.

NEW YORK, Nov. 1.-THE Railway Steel
Spring company announces that IL has
closed negotiations for the purchase Of the
Latrobe Steel company at Latrobe, Pa.
The purchase will be financed by an issue
of A.500.000 of 5 per cent bonds of the
Railway Steel Spring company. These
bonds will be a first mortgage property OF
the steel company. The Latrobe Steel
company manufactures principally steel
tires for car and locomotive wheels.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
He Was Wise.

How do you like your husband, Ma
bel?"
"sh. I believe he has deceived me and
is widower"
what makes you think SOP
why. the first night we were married
he sewed up his vest pockets Columbus
Dispatch.
Omaha daily bee., 1905-11-18
VIM De ChanEea Faith.

A southerner was telling OF an old col
ored man in his nelghborhood who first
Joined the Episcopal church, then the
Methodist and next the Baptist where he
remained. Questioned as to the reason for
his church travels, he responded:
We'll. sub, hits this way; De 'Piscopals
is gemman, sub, but l couldn't keep up
wid de ansWsFin' back In dey church. De