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Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
Differences in Charges.

A lawyer charges n man $40 for ten
minutes conversation, says an eX-
change, and the man insists on pay
ing it. A doctor charges 81 for a
prescription and the patient says,
ooh, pshaw, is that enoughP' An
undertaken conducts funeral and
charges 500, and he is just perfect
ly lovely" with 'veryone inside and
outside the family; a man buys go d
brick and apologies for not having
bitten before; an editor walks a mile
in the hot sun to get the fact of the
death; wedding or social function,
spends three hour, in writing it out
and tells lies and praises people up
till he hates himself. Then if he
makes one insignificant omission or
error, charges 5 cents stra' ght for
three extra papers, he's a stingy,
good-for-nothng cuss, who never gets
anything right; he is most any old
thing and ought to be run out of
town. Talk about the ice man.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
HIS OWN EXECUTOR.

Stephen B. Roath, wealthy octogenarian of
Norwich Conn, has just distributed a second 81 =
100000 among his relatives. He adopts this
course to avoid any contest over his will after he
is dead"
This plan has some obvious advantages. The
money goes where its maker and owner desires it to
60, without dispute, without depletion by lawyers
fees-and incidentally without the payment of an
inheritance tax The giver is alive to receive the
gratitude of his benefciares and to enjoy the salts
faction of seeing them happy.
This is one side. The other presents the pain
of consciously letting go'' of great riches toilsome
ly acquired. The passion for accumulation is one
that is apt to increase with age. A man must have
great faith and truly generous spirit to become
his own executor. But it ought to help him to re-
member that ''there are pockets in the shroud, "
and to reflect that of the most mocking ironies
of life and death is the heaping up of great fortune
for heirs to quarrel over.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

Daly. J Daily, except Sunday Stops
signal. Vi heeh'' vi y"
trains leave South DanvIlle as follows:
rpr Ilttston and Scranton, 7 ii a m and 22I
anu ~ IN weekdays; 10 IL IN daily
r For Pottsyille, Reading and Philadelphia
II IN and q p m weekdays
For Hazleton, 7 II a m and 81 and SEQ nm
weekdays. 80.
For Lewisburg, Milton, Williamsport. Lock
Haven, Remove and Kane, II Is d IN week.
days; Lock Haven only o il n IN and 81 d m
weekdays; for Williamsport and intermedI
ate stations, IA a m and 81 p m weekdays,
For Bellefonte, Tyrone, Phillipsburg and
Clearheld, ii Il m and II l5 p m week DAYS.
For Harrisburg and intermediate stattops.
IA IN, II 10 p III and 81 p m weekdays:
81 p m daily.
For Philadelphia (via Harrisburg) Balti.
more ana washington, II n IN and and II l5
ana ol IN weekdays 4 81 p m daily.
For Pittsburg (via Harrisburg) . n n m and
5l p IN weekdays; 81 IN daily; (via Lew
lstown Junctionl Ii Il M and II IL % IN week.
days wa Lock Havenl Ii a m and II l5 p
!, Pullman Paror and Sleeping Cars run on
through trains between Sunbury, Williams
port and Erie. between Sunbury and phiin
delphia and Washington and between Harris
burg, Pittsburg and the West.
For further information apply to ticket
agents.
w. w. ATTERBURY, j. r. WOOD,
General Manager Pass'r Ira ffic MGR
GEO w. BOYD General Pass'r Agt.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
SPEED MADNESS.

On the Florida beach course where Frank
Croker and his chauffeur ''scorched" to their death
Saturday, William X. Vanderbilt ir, on Sunday
running his racing machine at the rate of mi e
in thirty-nne seconds. Another autoist made at
the same time thirty y-ive-second burst of speed
The death of Mr.. Croker is not expected to il /;
terfere with the Ormond races this week Thel e
was tragedy just before the Vanderbilt Cup rae Q
Long Island last fall which scarcely cast shadow
on the event. And killing and manning which
marked the race itself did not prevent enthusiastic
Endorsement of the meeting.
Speed madness permits those whom it afflicts o
learn nothing. They may not understand even the
shocking pitfulness of purposeless sacrifices of life
and limb. Whether they menace pedestrians in
city streets, open courses invite the
gravest personal risks, their alteration is the same
There seems to be cure for the s'scorchng" mad
ness.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
WHEN A WOMAN RUNS.
(From the Portland Oregonian.)

(From the Portland Oregonian.)
Prof. Mason, of Washington, says
that woman is not built for running,
adding that "she may walk like
goddess, but she runs like hcn.'
There is good ground for the out
spoken Prof. Mason's remark, as con
temporary observation discloses, but
one cannot justly attribute it to any
more deep seated reason than skirts.
Diana, who would hardly "give unto
the flying hart space to breathe, how
short soeven,n was not encumbered
with tapping pctticoats, nor did
Atalanta outdistance her panting-if
pautless-suitors under the handicap
of even rainy-day skirt. Nor, if
magazine illustrations arc to he be-
leved, do the young Amazons OF the
girls colleges run 100 yards in eleven
seconds or there about in the garb
they wear at dance. The winning
wave, deserving note in the tempestu-
Gus petticoat. has nothing 10 do with
winning foot-races, and Prof. Mason
should attribute woman's (alleged)
hen like gait to the fashion OF her
clothes rather than to the fashion OF
her making,
Even under this handicap some wo-
men can run more like hares than
hens. Detective Hawley could in
form the Washington educator on
this point. Although not exactly
built to rival a Duffy, Hawley can
catch up with most of the truant boys
he has to arrest, but Julia Shea, a
sixteen-year old girl, an rings around
him and finally disappeared under a
bridge. Anyway, some hens can run
f,ster than others.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
AUCTI0NEER
Real Estate or Personal Prop.
erty Disposed of at
Public Outcry.
Best Resuhs Guaranteed
Address,
Michael BreCkbiiI,
Rural Route 4, DanviiIe, Pa.

Wednesday, March !, 1905, Chas
Cotner will sell Horses, Durham Cattle
and farming implements at Strawberry
Ridge, J mile from depot, at 8 O'Clock
sharp Diehl & Iiunty, auctrs.
Thursday, March 2, 1905, John S.
Dennen will sell on the premises in
Anthony twp, Montour county, horses,
cattle, hogs, farming implements, etc.
see large posters.
Monday, March l3, 1905, Thos. Dennen
will sell on the premises in Anthony
twp, Montour county, horses, cattle,
hogs, farming implements etc. see large
posters.
Thurs March IS, Geo. NJ. Lelghow
will sell, on the farm on the road leading
from Danvile to Rloomsburg, 3 miles
from Danville, horses, cattle, hogs, farm
ing implements household goods, &c.
Sale to begin at 10 o clock a. m. Michael
auctioneer.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
B A K G A | N S
that are
B A r G A | N S

From Jan. Doth, until Feb. 21st.
We will give you such bargains as
you never had before. Our loss will
be your gain, so come early.
An elegant lot of dress goods that
were SOC to close at 33c yd.
All fannelettes that were 10, 121,
15c yd to close at SC.
36 inch wide Silkoline, 124c quail
ity, at SIC yd.
36 inch wide Percales, l24 quality,
at SC yd.
All SOC Underwear at 4lc.
All 25c Underwear at 2lc.
Laminated Cotton Down Comforts
that were ours at 50. 80 are yours at
S1.75.
All Blankets at greatly reduced
prices.
A big lot of all kinds of remnants
at half price.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
THE "EMBATTLED' FARMER.

The ''embattled' farmer throughout the United
States has been doing pretty WELL thank you, this
year, according to the report of the Secretary of
Agriculture. If he were so disposed he could pay
off the national debt from the proceeds of the corn
crop alone. His helpful hen in single month could
take of the interest the debt for the current
year.
When it comes to the value of the total farm
products the figures are so stupendous to be be-
yond comprehension. Persons with mathematical
turn of mind may figure out how many miles high
pile of 1000, 000 600 silver dollars would be, or
how many times they would encircle the earth if
laid side by side along the equator. 1t may add to
the understanding of the Secretary's figures to re-
call that in two years the American farmer has pro-
duced more wealth than has been dug from the gold
mines of the entire world since Columbus discovered
America.
With his comfortable returns from the years
work, with the exception of rural free delivery
with the spreading of telephones and trolley lines
and the impetus to the good roads movement the
farmer has occasion for satisfaction in the life that
now is.
Furthermore, the country as a whole has rea-
son to share in his complacency. For the prosper
y of the nation is founded on the well-beng of the
farmer
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
Big Fire at Wilkesbarre.

A disastrous fi,e, which for time
threatene the business section of the
city of Wilkesbarre st,rted at 1O:45
s SInday night aud damaged the store
and stock Of Simon Longs Sons to the
extent of $50, 900. This was the most
disastrous re Wilkesbarre has had in
years, although it might have been
more serious.
The fra is said TO have originated
on the third flo of the building, be-
ing three stories high. 1t looks much
higher owing tn the manner in which
the glass front is ixel. The exlct
cause of the ire is not known but as
the store is heavily wired with electric
light wires it is believed that this was
the cause, although no defect could be
found in the wiring.
The early bird catches no worms
thaaa morninua
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
"UncIe Joe" is Honk, Honking Now.

Washington, Jan. 20.-"Uncle Joe''
Cannon wore hickory shirts when he
was Representative. He put on
hite ones when he was elected
Speaker and went to high. priced
tailors Then he installed private
telephone in his house and began CIV
ing the swell est kind of dinners. Now
he has blossomed out with an auto
mobile. in which he scoots up and
down the a-phalted streets.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
THE NEW YORK WORLD.
WEEK EDITION


THE THRIcE-A-WEEK WORLD has made special
rangemens for the year 1905. Its already great
vice has been extended and heretofore will report all
important events promptly. accurately and mpartlally
An original and striking feature of the THRICE-A
WEEK WORLD in 1905 will be its serial publication of the
strongest and best fiction that has appeared in the
columns of newspaper The novels already arranged
for and which by writers known throughout the world
CARDIGAN by Robert w. Chambers.
brilliant opening days the Revolution depicting
life what then the border the New York with the
powerful tribes of the Six Nations and thrilling description of the Battle
of Lexington Contains love told with force and charm
BEFOBE THE DAWN. BY Joseph A. AItsheer.
powerful story the Civil War; describing the last days of the
Coneeacy in Richmond vvdy depicting conditions the worlds
drawing close Contains strong love story and the
mighty struggle of Lee and Grant in the wilderness through
THE REDS OF THE MIDI BY Felix Gras.
story the French Revolution, the greatest the history
the modern world boy who marches with the tremendous ba
DEATH the Maee column, tells how they overhew the French
monarchy and achieved the of Europe The love Of sngu
lar delcacy
THE CARDINALS ROSE. BY Van Tasscl Sutphen
in mOdernity. The hero a
nuous performance New York City, He bogaph
which his which leads him remarkable
adventures the world and the of the hand of
princess.
THE BLAZED TRAIL BY Stewart Edward White.
Mr. White has opened absolutely field and he perhaps
the famous of all the American writers This of the
northwestern logging camps and tells how the character of powerful
built and how finally ofned by the influence
of woman's love.
addition the THRICE WEEK WORLD
negotiation others equally good.
THRICE-A-W WEEK WORLDS regular subscription price
only 90 year. and this pays for 1856 papers, We offer this
for $3.50.
The regular subscription price of the two papers $500
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

(J. T.. Sousa in a London Interview.)
The vital necessity for the qualities
of inspiration reality and magnetism
was brought home to me when / was
a schoolboy fddling at college func-
tions. l saw speakers who came for
ward, and who-well, just spoke so
many words. Then would come an
orator, man who acted the part,
who lived the part, who was the part
because he believed it, and so swept
the people off their feet.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

John 7. and Michael Il. Welsh, the
well known showmen, have dissolved
partnership. They have had tent
show on the road for ten years under
the name of Welsh Bros. and frequent
ly ltyel in Danville. In the future
the show will be coniucted by John 7.
Welsh. The show is in winter quart
ers at MacGrann's Park, Lancaster.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

Some of the senators and representatives are said to
be protesting against the contemplated call for extra
session of congress the ground that they have laid
other plans for the coming and these might be
seriously disarranged by spring session of the next
gress But congressman paid for all their time and
not for part of the time. How would it do to cut off
their pay while they filling their other plans for the
summerY'
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

For school directors--men of hon.
esty and capabilty, whose only aim in
seeking election is the proper educa-
tion of the young and the economical
affairs of the school board.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

The women's clubs of Cincinnati
are organizing anti-spitting bands in
the schools of the city in order to
create sentiment against the habit
of expectorating on the cars. The
city superintendent of schools favors
the movement.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
Suspended the Newspapers.

The newspapers were all suppress
ed. Workingmeu left their places
and refused to work save under
guard. The city is under the control
of the military but the belief prevails
that the army is with the people
What viii be the outcome cannos be
told, but the revo ution is on.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
Chance for Life.

Eve have not asked much; we
have asked hut for means of liveli
hood, without which life is a burden
and labor continual torture.
"Our first request is that our
masters should investigate our case.
They have refused. We have been
denied the right to put forward our
claim, it being held that such right is
not recognized by law.
"Any one Of us who dared raise his
voice in the interests of the people of
the working classes has been thrown
into prison or transported. Kindness
and good feeling have been treated as
a crime. The bureaucracy has brought
the country to the verge of ruin by
shameful way. 1t is luIing it TO its
downfall.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

The gambler who deals out cards or throws the dice
is not the only kind of gambler who can be relied on
for getting into politics There several forms of do
ing business by chance that need the protection of the law
or the law defenders
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

Gov, Douglas is strictly in business in shoes and poll
tics but he has strike settlement his credit affecting
the work in the cotton mills at Fall River The strike is
said to have cost five million dollars. The have
turned to work. and the governor is given credit for the
settlement
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
Periodic
Palms,.

DIR. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
are a most remarkable remedy
for the relief of periodic pains,
backache, nervous or sick head
ache, or any of the distress
ing aches and pains that cause
women so much suffering.
AS pain is weakening, and
leaves the system in an ex-
hausted condition, it is wrong
to suffer a moment longer than
necessary, and you should take
the Anti-Pain Pills on first in
dication of an attack.
If taken as directed you may
have entire confidence in their
effectiveness, as we'll as in the
fact that they will leave no dis
agreeable after-effects.
They contain no morphine,
opium, chloral, cocaine or other
dangerous drugs.
'rFor a long time I have suffered
greatly. with spells OF backache, that
seem almost more than l can endure.
These attacks come on every month,
and last two or three days. / have
never been able to get anything that
would give me much relief until I be-
began the use Of DR.. Miles Anti-Pain
Pils, and they always relieve me in a
short time. My sister. who suffers
the same way, has used them with
the same results" MRS. PARK,
121 s. Michigan St., South Bend. Ind.
Or. Miles, AntI-Paln Pills are sold by
your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first package will benefit. II II
falls he will return your money.
25 doses, 25 cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

William Jennings Bryan did not have reference to
anyone in Danve when he said in recent issue of his
paper, The Commoner, that 'every crook bribegver
brbetaker corruptonst and lover of darkness would
help Governor Pennypacker to get his libel law
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

In all experiences and thoughts we are conscious
of hand Whatever touches u.s. whatever thrills u.s. is
hand that touches in the dark and that touch is
reality. You might well say that sight which
makes you glad, blow which brings the singing tear
to your eyes, is unreal say that those impressions are
unreal which have accumulated by means of touch
The delicate rembe of a butterlys wings in our hand
the soft petals Of voets curling in the cool folds of their
leaves or lifting sweetly out of the meadow grass the
clear firm outline of face and limb the smooth arch of a
horses neck, and the velvetly touch Of his nose-all
these and thousand resultant combinations which take
shape in our mind constitute our world
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

Both Democrats and Republicans to be falling
each other in their haste to get there the Railway
rate regulation Mr.. Bryans presence in Wash
ington and his call at the White House may have done
something to promote the great and harmonious stampede
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
For Popular Government.

1--WE pray your majesty to gracious
ly receive our demands, which are
inspired OF desire for your maieSty's
and our welfare, and the conscious
ness of the necessity of escape from
an intnleraJIe situation. Russia is
too great and her needs are too vari, d
a I'd numerous for officials only to
rue.
"Natinnal representation is ind l.
pensable, rs only the people them
selves know the country's real needs.
''Refuse not thy aid, but order n
convocation of representatives of all
classes. including working men. Let
all be free aud equal in the elections,
and to this end permit the election of
a constituent assembly Ivy general
secret ballot.
"That is our chief demand, in
which all else centers. 1t is the sole
balm for our wounds, which will
otherwise speedily bring us death.
These, sire, are our principal
needs, satisfaction whereof can free
Russia from slavery and misery,
make her prosperous and enable work
men to organize in defense of their
interests against the capitalist exploi
tation and official robbery which are
sitting the people"
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

Three millions of dollars have been cut off the Dis
trct of Columbia appropriation BILL and the excsion is
perhaps popular in Texas, New Mexico, and Danvile,
illinois, where the speaker of the House, affeconatey
called Uncle Joe Cannon, lives and thrives and is
elected.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
TO eonsuMprIxss

The undersigned having been restored to health
by simple means after suffering for several years
with severe lung affection, and that dread
disease Consumption, is anxious to make known
to his fe ellow sufferers the means of cure. To
those who desire it, he will cheerfuly send (free
OF charge) copy Of the prescription used, which
they will find sure cure for Cousumpkion.
Asthma, Cafarrh, Bronchids and all throat and
lung Maiadies. He hopes all sufferers will try
his remedy, as 1t is invaluable. Those desiring
the prescription, which will cost them nothing.
and NAV prove blessing, will please address,
Rev. UEDWARDA.WILS0N, Brooklyn, New York
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

Great quantities of potatoes being shipped from
the United States to Cuba The dear Cubans coming
on famolsly.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

1t is not much that Chinas conduct has been de-
plorabe in Russian eyes, but that Japan has acted SC
badly.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
A DMHNIsTRATRIX NOTICE!

A DMINISTRATRIX NOTICE!
Estate Of Charles VI. KIM, dereuSed tate o. the
BOrOagh Of DLnUHe, M0atOttr 90, Pa.
Letters of administration on the above es-
tate, having been granted to the undersigned
all persons knowing themselves inlebi,d to
SAID estate are hereby requested to make i'm
mediate settlement and those having claims
are notified to present them properly auticn-
ticlted for payment, to
Mrs. MARGARET KIM, Administrators,
DInVillc. Pa.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
"Order reigns in Warsaw"

''Order reigns in Warsaw ''They make solitude
and call it peace" at is mob" said Louis the Six
teenth looking from the palace Versailles 'No, sire,
is revolution" said a courer Happy the nation
that make progress by evolution Since Lincoln is
sued the Emancipation which loosed the bonds of four
million African slaves the Car of Russia has issued a
proclamation giving freedom to many more millions of
serl and in both countries it has been proved that lit
tie freedom is dangerous thing But what are we to do
and what are they to do? Humanity and civilization
forever grope in darkness The world is full of advers
ed remedies and for political as well as physical
ills but they quack nostrums The worst despotism
is preferable to anarchy Nevertheless, we believe that
desposms like anarchie will be-mus be put down and
that from their revolution bloody boodless better con
dtons will finally emerge.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27
d. AUST LUTZ, Editor and Proprietor

THE INTELLGENcER Oldest weekly,
this section the distinction
having circulation than all the weekes
bined county,
and read by thousands Republican weekly
Friday Danvil the Monour county,
slO advance s25
will be discontinued unt all option
of the publisher.
Rates ofadvesing made known application. all
communications
THE INTELLIGENCER Danville, Pa.
Danville intelligencer. [volume] (Danville, Pa.) 1859-1907, 1905-01-27

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