The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1905-03-26

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Every woman, deep down in her m.
e,s,,,tai1te heart az hearts kas q secret
hankering to see her husband in poiitlcs.
~ rather to see hin, n successful pol'ti-
ctnti which however. lis a gray morse
Of another color ~,
& IL fsve,, the queer critter VINO wants Dill
OF particulars every time this phiiosopIsI'
rr,bhles home after 1859 +. M, has more
sflan once limited that he is not suiiicieht-
il, prominent In public affairs. She says
/; would delight her soul TO have MIN
rj.bc part ;n the temperance meetings
,,,f sneak nit the educational conventions,
r,;,t si.o can't fool iier nominal lord and
rs,asser. II isn't THO elevation Of the
human race she's after; it's the gloriii-
cation OF our own family.
For he II known that vonan--oe she
queen or .txasiilaag"--tss eaten up Win
a:.;bition--nnd both IN laundry and palace
one can find more Mrs. Machcths 'h ;i
one can shake stick a.
Not knowing much about poli,ics--and
/ ne gods forfcnd that siiey ever should
ire average dame thinks that this is
q tsu1t The QUICKEST Of al roads 10 tame
:a;.d glory. Srtne men think so. ioo,--a
1srs., But TIC lister ieart. better IN the
guinness OK time. The women. on the
{ ttses' hara. merely sci jolly MAD *nsii
ts1surs &c wrong, AID are with Difficulty
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raising saad.
Wei does his writer recall that no.
.Ys.ie campaign in EIarotfe- In the early
s.nreas:ss -siiaa he, al Inc earnest soil
ss.ssttsga OF i:lnntuerabie friends lwho
sssr.te ROW dEtrsGisd eyTsty most astotnsn-
.-ssiy on siesticn day sought the honor
+ ssh1s ofs.ca OF justice OF The peace ne ne
b $50 far. at least as tats Ie ai
statesman was coacer-leti-was conducted
though ii yssss proved 70 his, as well as
$es. sse-j y,epple's satisfaction. that he was
4 con. ons!sss thief, liar, murderer nd ALL
r,,i,rd scourdrsi of the deepest dye. SO
e convincing were the arguments atdueeaS
10 shatte, ana pulverlze his reputation.
4 that no did not even essay TO PICK UP me
i debris. 8,
But not so the Con,inan der-in- Chief S i'e
wanted to give everybody IN hanover I z
piece OF her mind And altnouslli w. !,
I $1,ppulatfon was considerable and the
$i5 ruod woman's cerebral apparatus some
what smaller than George 1sliots. the
,,,os,ect Of getting a t'piece' OF the AZ ore
fl said mind (however small the fra gment,
3s& &c intimated the electorate hat ne caH can
fltdatc OF the Commander-in-Chief cap.
rs tJred the Office Capturing an once
however, is one thing. and "a remaining
glued TO 1t another And though few care
StoSbludgeon o. man Win q ...,i,
;tsdoth amaze tojfsee how many VIII
stillctto his respected ribs with the Sc
cret ballot In other words TINS pm l!l-
u nsopher, Snfter one NJ term as N mas istfate
3t saw his post Of honor jump off from nm
sa5 with all the ease and agility OF az grass
Pepper skipping over a wofmwood fence.
There's Just enough malice in some som OF
Il us menfolks-us wise old foxes who nave I'f
held office or tried monstrously hard TO
get 4 "a grip on some slippery eei-llkc
public trust--to long to see at least one
campaign conducted, bossed begun and
terminated by that Whimsical ca sex when
though, uncertain. coy and hard to please.
at least Is no doubtful II quantity N
speaking out In meetin.'
Surprising that the petticoater noml-
mating convention ever a djonrned-on the