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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
REORGANIZATION
OF WAREHOUSE co.
Officers Of Farmers and
Merchants Warehouse.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Geo. l.. Pitts is Manager With Strong
Board of Directors at
His Back.

AT recent meeting of the stock
holders of the Farmers and Merchants
Warehouse company a reorganization
of the corporation was effected with
the election of the following board of
directors: j. H. Sullivan, w. l.. Gray,
j. A. Copeland, O. b. Simmons, H. e..
Gray, r. b. Pitts and Geo. l.. Pitts.
AT subsequent meeting the directors
elected o. B. Simmons, president and
treasurer; H. E. Gray, vice-president;
Geo. l.. Pitts, general manager.
The Farmers and Merchants Ware
house company has paid in capital Of
$12, 900 and is equipped in every way for
handling cotton at minimum cost to
those desiring TO store their cotton.
Money will be advanced on cotton
and all customers will be protected at
small cost. Several thousand bales can
be stored with this company. The
Farmers and Merchants was organized
several years ago and has always had
good business, carrying large guam
tity of cotton every season.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
25-CENT COLUMN,

NOTICE:-Pa Parties desircng TO see
me in Laurens will please call at the
Ben Della Hotel on Mondays and Sat
urdays from 8 a. m. to 3p. m.
12-lt N LEAK
WANTED: The farmers in lauren;
County to know that will paw a pre-
MUM on Floradora cotton M.
COPELAND, Buyer for Laurens and
Watts Cotton Mills. I'D
WANTED AT once several cords of
good dry pine wood l.. b. Blackwell
Advertiser Office, Laurens, S. C.
WANTED-A few more girls to work
IN overall factory. Remember the ma
chimes are run by power. Apply to S
). Jones, Supt. IL 1t
WANTED A three and half or fo,n.
gallon milch COW. j. Wade Anderson.
Laurens, S. C.. IL 1t.
NOTICE Just arrived a solid car of
Danish Cabbage. Wire or mail in yo,Ir
order. l IL cents pound loose and
10 cents barrel for packing. T.. w.
StaInaker. Wholesale Produce Dealer.
Greenwood, S. C. 12-2t.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
UNION MEETING.

The Union meeting of the first sec
tion of the Laurens Association will be
held with Warriors Creek church on the
fifth Sunday, and Saturday before, be-
ing the 18th and 10Th inst.
10 a. m. m.-Devotional exercises by
Il. j. Hughes.
III a. m.-, Organization.
1l.3O a. m.-First Query: Are our
Unions accomplishing the purpose for
which they were organized? If not
why not? Discussed by Jno. A. Put
nam and Sam. M. Riddle.
l p. m. ----Recess.
2 p. M. --Re-assemble and discuss
Second querry, viz; Is or is there not a
disrespect shown the house of God by
those who remain out doors after SER
vices have begun? Discussed by Alvin
j. Martin, William Coker and John A.
Powers.
3p. m. Adjournment.
7.3O p. m. Temperance lecture by
Rev. A. f. Miles.
10 a. m, Sunday. Addresses by j. w.
Lanford and Geo. T. Cook.
IL a. m. Missionary sermon by Rev.
A. r. Miles with Rev. o. L.. Jones all
ternate.
j. r. Martin,
w. M. Stevens,
For Committee.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
TOPICS FROM CARROLL.

CARROLL, Oct. 21st THE farm ers
are about through gathering. The cot
ton is short but the prices are fair and
everybody seems to be hopeful.
Miss Julia Turner left for Manning
last week to take charge of school.
The meeting is still in progress at
Bethabara, conducted by Revs. Ray
Anderson and Hodgers.
Quite crowd will leave here for the
Fair next Tuesday.
Mrs. b. F. Corley, formerly of this
place, but now of Winnsboro is visiting
friends in this community.
Messrs. w. p. Turner and G. r.
Turner went over to Greenwood few
days ago.
Mr.. Murry of Atlanta was here q few
days age taking measurements of the
river and putting in water guage at
Watts bridge. We do not think the
time long until there will be established
big power plant that will furnish
Ninety Six, Greenwood and all sur
rounding towns with all of the electric
ity that may be needed.
Mr.. Robert Hill has been quite sick
but he is better at this writing.
Fellow farmers, stand pat, as Harvie
Jordan would say, and lets have il
cents for our cotton
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
COUNTY TEACHERS
HAVE ORGANIZED
First Meeting OF Year was
Held Saturday.
SUPT. NASH PRESIDENT
The Teachers Reading Circle Promises to
he one Of the Interesting Reatnrers
of the Meetings.

The Laurens County Teachers Asso-
citation was reorganized at very well
attended meeting, which was held Sat-
urday morning in the court house. The
meeting was presided over by Supt.
r. w. Nash.
In the selection of officers the follow
ing were chosen: President, r. Walter
Nash, county superintendent of educa-
ton; vice president, Nathaniel M. Sal
ley, superintendent of the Laurens City
Schools; Secretary, Miss Bessie Hud-
gems of the Chestnut Ridge school.
An executive committee was also
nominated, Supt. Salley, Prof. B. Y.
Culbertson and Miss Lucia Barksdale
being elected.
1.-The Teachers Reading Circle" was
the subject of very interesting and
instructive paper read by Miss Bessie
Hudgens. Upon the conclusion of the
paper the Association decided to adopt
this feature in connection with the
regular work of the Association as re-
Gently recommended by the State Su-
perintendent of Education. A majority
of the teachers present agreed to take
up this phase of the work and no doubt
the Reading Circle" will prove one of
the most popular features of the
monthly meetings.
Another paper which was much en-
joyed by the Association was read by
Miss Madden whose subject was "Some
Needed improvements in the Schools. I"
The Association should enjoy an un-
usually successful year as it certainly
has started off auspiciously. Prof. H.
B. Dominick of Fountain Inn who did
such satisfactory work in the summer
school here last summer, was present
and participated in the proceedings of
the meeting with his usual interest and
enthusiasm. Messrs. w. P. and B. Y.
Culbertson are faithful and efficient
members whose loyalty to the Associa-
tion is often remarked upon. They
rarely ever miss meeting. OF course
there are many other faithful and en-
thusiastic members and their work in
the Association and in their respective
schools is known and appreciated. The
Laurens Teachers Association does a
good work and every teacher in the
county should belong to it and attend
its monthly meetings. You will find it
interesting and profitable.
Those present for the reorganization
were: w. P. Culbertson, B. Y. Cul-
bertson, H. B. Dominick, r. w. Nash,
Misses Carrie Lou Dorroh, Carrie
Peden, Mamie May Hudgens, Bessie
Hudgens, Lucia Barksdale, Matte and
Annie Putnam, Bessie Byrd, Matte
Hunter, Ethel Mcdaniel, Mary Bell
Mckenzie, May Madden, Pearle Blake
ly, Ella Peterson.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE.

Mr.. M. l.. Cheek of Princeton was
here on Thursday.
Mr.. w. r. Henderson of Gray Court
was in town on Saturday.
Mr.. Dennis Owings of the Rabun
| Creek section was in town Monday.
DIR. j. r. Culbertson of Owings Sta
tion was in the city Monday.
Mr.. G. w. Long of Waterloo was in
town Monday.
Messrs. Brooks Nash and Marvin
Medlock of Merna spent Sunday in the
city.
Mr.. j. N. Leak, the largest real es-
tate dealer in the county. was in the
city Saturday.
Miss Beulah Bale left Monday for an
extended visit to Roanoke and Phila-
| delphia.
Mr.. Alex Long of Darlington was in
the city Monday for the mill directors
meeting.
Mrs. G. l.. Broadway of Sumter Wis
| tied her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. w.
Grumbles, near Gray Court last week.
The Piedmont Fair, which will be
held in Greenville next week, will at
tract many visitors from Laurens.
Mr.. j. L. Mahaffey of Eden was in
town on Thursday. He says the cotton
crop is pretty we'll all open in his sec
ton and will soon be picked out.
Mr. Fleming Smith, manager of the
Company's store of the Darlington
Manufacturing Co., moved his family
to Darlington this week.
The Denver Express will be at the
Opera House one night only, Wednes-
day, Nov. 1. Seats on sale at Laurens
Drug Co.
Mrs. w. j. Mulligan of Philadelphia,
who is spending sometime in the city
has gone to Newberry to visit friends
for few days. She will return next
week for the Chrysanthemum Fair.
Messrs. j. I. A. Ballew, M. A. Rid
die and A. M. Morris, who will be con-
nected with the State Fair, went to Co.
lumbia Thursday to remain until the
show is over.
Miss Margaret Miller, daughter of
Mrs. Virginia Miller of this city and
graduate of the Graded Schools, has
been elected teacher of the Horse
Creek School, near Princeton. The
school opens about the middle of No
vember.
MIR. w. w. Ball and family of Char
lesion cameup Saturday. Mr.. Ball at
tended the meeting of the mill direc-
tors Monday and returned to Charles
ton in the afternoon. Mrs. Ball and
children will spend sometime in the city
with Mrs. B. w. Ball.
A happy reunion of the family of Mr..
and Mrs. John A. Pickett of Tip Top,
was held at their home last Sunday.
The families of Messrs. c. Wash Long,
H. c. Sims and John H. South were
present and the day was pleasantly
spent.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24

Gov. Hayward was the guest of Gov.
Terrell of Georgia on the occasion OF
the Presidents visit to Atlanta last
Friday.
Gov. j. X. Vardaman of Mississippi
will attend the State Fair in Columbia
this week and on Saturday he will adj
dress meeting of the Cotton Associa-
ton.
Mr.. r. w. Simpson, Jr., editor of
the Greenville News for the past two
years has resigned to accept the editor
ship of the Raleigh Evening News, Raj
eigh, N. G. He will enter upon his
new work Nov. 1.
Upon the recommendation of Chief
Constable Hammett, Gov. Hayward has
decided to put State constables in Pick
ems again. After the Dispensary was
voted out the constables were with
drawn, but it has been found neces-
sary to send them back to enforce the
law.
Daniel Zimmerman, for ten years
bond clerk in the State Treasurer of
flee is under a very heavy bond charged
with making away with $12, 500 worth
of State bonds. The loss falls on DR..
Bates and DR.. Zimmerman, former
Treasurers and Treasurer Jennings. DR..
Zimmerman will be the heaviest loser,
as it appears that during his term of
office bonds to the amount of $40, 700
were stolen.
The validity of the "Brice Law" is
to be passed upon by the United States
Court, attorneys for a dispenser at I'm
ion having applied to Judge Pritchard
for writ of mandamus to require the
Board of Control of Union County to
restore to j. G. Howell his job as dis.
penser at Union. G. Duncan Bellnger
and r. II. Welch of Columbia are the
attorneys and the hearing is set for
next Monday at Asheville.
President Roosevelt, accompanied by
Mrs. Roosevelt and party of friends
and officials, left Washington last We'd
nesday for tour through the Southern
States which will be concluded at New
Orleans. He will return to Washing
ton from New Orleans by boat. On
the trip down the President stopped at
Richmond, Raleigh, Charlotte, Spar
tanburg, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Mont
gomery, etc. Before reaching Atlanta
the President visited Roswell, the old
home of his mothers family. Great
crowds have greeted him everywhere.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Time Expires Today,

John M. Marcy, the young white man
who was sent to Jail for thirty days on
vagrancy charge by the Clinton au-
thorities, having served out his SEN
tence will be liberated today. Young
Marcy's father who lives in Atlanta
made repeated efforts to get his son
pardoned, claiming that ne was put in
Jail on trumped up charge and had
been punished unjustly.
Tie ChrysantIiemum Show.
Next Thursday and Friday, Nov. End
and 3rd, are the dates for the chrysan-
themum fair. The preparations for the
show will be complete and those who
attend this year will find as usual some
thing of great intest and plenty of en-
tertainment for both days. The doors
will open at 1890 a. M; no admission
fee. The prizes which are to be given
for the best and largest single chrysan-
themum out of collection of tweve,
and for the best collection of the same
number will be awarded at O'Clock on
the first day.
Again the ladies Of the county are
specially invited to come and bring
your flowers. Come and meet your
friends and acquaintances and spend a
pleasant day.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
DEATH OF Mr.. H. j. DUVALL.

Mr. H. j. Duvall, most highly re-
spected citizen of the county, died at
his home near Waterloo last Thursday
after few weeks illness at the age of
62 years. He was laid to rest at Union
church on Friday. Jimmie Duvall was
true, loyal friend and by his death
the county has lost good citizen and
the survivors of James Battalion a gal
liant and brave comrade
Mrs. Duvall, who was Miss Jones,
and four children survive, one of whom
is Mrs. j. w. A. Boyd of this city.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Cross Hill Matters.

CROSS HILL, Oct. 4.-Dr. T.. w.
Pinson spent several days in Atlanta
last week.
Mr. E. 3. Rasor, Jr,, Of Donalds was
here Monday.
Rev. James Bradley and Mr.. r.. A.
Austin represented Liberty Springs
Church at Synod, which met at Rock
Hill last week.
M~~ mnler and sister, Miss
Virginia Black, went to Greenwood
shopping the first of the week.
Miss Carroll Chase of Columbia went
home Tuesday after spending several
days with relatives and friends.
Misses jamie Pinson and Laura Hol-
lingsworth spent Thursday and Thurs
day night in Greenwood.
Mr.. jim Crisp went to Laurens Thurs
day.
Quite number expect to attend the
fair.
DR.. j. H. Miller went to Atlanta
Thursday.
Mr.. III. f.. Hit visited his family the
first of the week.
Mr.. j. b. Hollingsworth left last
night to accept a position in Virginia.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
AT Gray rt.Owiugs Institute.

On Monday, October 30th ar artistic
entertainment, consisting of Wit, HUI
NOR, Fun and Pathos will be rendered
at the Gray Court Owings Institute by
Eva Marie Miller, North Carolina s
most noted reader, entertainer, imper-
senator and monologist. This enter
tainment is for the benefit of the Gray
Court-Owings Institute and it is ex
pected large number would be pres
emf
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Cheated Death

Kidney trouble often ends fatally,
but by choosing the right medicine, t..
II. Wolfe, of Bear Grove, Iowa, cheated
death. He says: "Two years ago had
Kidney Trouble, which caused me great
pain, suffering and anxiety, but took
Electric Bitters, which effected a com
plete cure. | have also found them of
great benefit in general debility and
nerve trouble, and keep them con
stantly on hand, since, as l find, they
have no equal" Laurens Drug Co. and
Palmetto Drug Co. guarantees them at
so cents.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Startling Mortality,

Statistics show startling mortality,
from appendicitis and peritonitis. To
prevent and cure these awful diseases,
there is just one reliable remedy, DR..
Kings New Life Pills. M. Flannery, of
"They have no equal for i Constipation
and Biliousness. 25 cents at Laurens
Drug Co. and Palmetto Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
MERCHANTS NEWS

See our ladies underwear 25 and soc.
the garment. The Hub.
We are showing a beautiful line of
pictures with different styles of frames.
BE sure to let us show you our line be.
fore you buy.
S. M. & f. H. Wilkes & Co.
See our ladies misses and childrens
Cloaks and Jackets. You can't match
them for the price. The Hub.
You want the best quality of goods
for, your money, goods that viii last
and give satisfaction. That is the kind
you get when you buy your house fur
nishing goods from
S. M. & f.. III. Wilkes g. Co.
New lot of Ladies Belts Silk and
Leather, % and soc. The Hub
In our advertisement last week we
showed some of the many articles i'm
house furnishing goods that we have i'm
stock and it will be to your interest to-
see our line before you buy.
S. M. & f.. III. Wilkes g. Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
The Four Pickerts.

The above is an organization com
plete with Comedy, Music and Drama,
refined and of the highest order. This
Company will appear at the City Opera
House, Thursday, Friday and Saturday
nights, Nov. 2, 3 and q. An entire
change of bills nightly. Good special
ties. Seats on sale at Laurens Drug
Co. Prices 25, 35 and so cents.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
MILL DIRECTORS MEETING.

A meetnu &c tL- L-~.UvIS OF botn
Laurens and Watts cotton mills of this
city was held Monday.
Both mills were shown to be in fine
condition and to be making money. In
the case of the Laurens mills the show
ing was especially attractive. The
board of directors for Laurens mills de-
clared the usual per cent semi-annual
dividend, payable the last of December.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
JOneS..sMartin.

Mr.. Linwood w. Martin, an indus
trious young farmer residing near the
city and Mrs. Josephine Jones of Mount
Pleasant were married at Cross Hill
last Tuesday afternoon, the Rev. Jodie
A. Martin officiating.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
A Daredevil Ride

Often ends in sad accident. To heal
accidental injuries, use Buckien's Ar
MICA Salve. "a deep wound in my
foot, from an accident" writes Theo-
dore Schuele, of Columbus, o., Caused
me great pain. Physicians were help
less, but Bucklen's Arnica Salve quickly
healed it," Soothes and heals burns
like magic. 25 cents at Laurens Drug
Co. and Palmetto Drug Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Not Until November |.

1t is reported that hunters in the
county have been shooting and netting
birds already. Sheriff Duckett re-
quests us to state that the season does
not open until Nov. l.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
SECOND LYCEUM NUMBER.

The second lyceum attraction of the
season at the Laurens mill auditorium
will be S. M. Spedon in story, song,
recitation and impersonation, Friday
night, Nov. 10.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Annual Gala Week and Coast Fair Asso
CiatiOn.
j. r. Martin,
w. M. Stevens,
For Committee.

Charleston, S. c., November Gil,
1905. Round trip rate via Charleston e.
Western Carolina Railway, one first class
fare, plus 25 cents. Tickets on sale
November 9TH to l0thinclusive, and for
trains arriving at Charleston before
noon of November 11th, with final re-
turn limit November 18th.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Special Notice.

While visiting the Schools, as required
by law, persons having business with
me will find me in the Office on Satur-
days of each week until further notice.
r. w. NASH,
County Supt. of Ed. Lamens Co.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
Synod Meets Here Next Year.

The Synod of South Carolina whose
sessions were held at Rock Hill last
week adjourned to meet in Laurens,
Monday, October 90. 1906.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
w. l. Royd. Lanrens. S. c.

Knows it for fact that the l.. e. M.
Paint has the reputation of being the
leader all the world over. ThGt its
actual cost is only $1.20 gallon.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
w. l.. Boyd, Laurens, S. C.

Who sells the l.. & M. Paint, wants
every church to know that a liberal
quantity of l.. & M. Pure Paint will be
given whenever they paint with the l..
d M. Call for it.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1905-10-24
STATE AND GENERAL NEWS.

Gov. Hayward was the guest of Gov
Terrell of Georgia on the occasion of
the Presidents visit to Atlanta last
Friday.
The Washington times., 1905-06-27
LADY GREY-EGERTON
OBTAINS A DIVORCE
Baronet's Wife, Formerly Miss May
Cuyler, Granted a Decree for
Desertion.

LONDON. June 21-The divorce court
has granted Lady Grey-Egerton Qor-
merly Miss May Cuyler, daughter OF
Maj. Wayne Cuyler. L. S. Al, divorce
on the ground of the desertion of her
husband Sir Philip Grey Egerton-
The suit Is the sequel of previous
case, when the wife sued for restitu-
ton of her conjugal rights. and OBJ
tanned q divorce, which, however. Sir
Philip refused to obey.
Lady Grey-Egerton, who was Miss
May Cuyler, of New York, daughter OF
the late Mai. ]. Wayne Cuyler. OF the
United States army, on her marriage
with Sir Philip Grey-Egerton, twelfth
baronet. in 1893 was one of the most
r,Cted figures in court and society cir
cles on account OF her beauty Twin
sons were born In 1895. Philip de Maipas
Wayne being the heir. and daughter IN
1893.
There was no indication that the mar
riage was other than a happy one until
In the spring OF last year separation
took place, Sir Phiiip GreyEgertor
going TO India. while Lady Grey -Egertor
pra ctically retired from society. devotine
herself 10 her children at the family
estate Oulton Park. Cheshire.
Determining not to have her position
misunderstood, she brought u suit Ii
the divorce court for restitution of con
1ugal rights" and the court made de
cree directing Sir Philip to return anc
live with his wife or else to show in Q
fed In abandoning his wife. Sir PhiliT
refused 60 obey the mandate of the court
and Lady Grey Egerton took the subse
quent proceedings for deseftion
The Washington times., 1905-06-27
wal

When Cowper longed for lodge
In some vast wilderness, some bound
less contiguity of shade, where ru-
NOR OF successful or unsuccessful war
might never reach him more, he
voiced sentiment that comes to us
ALL
Bat. despite it's horrors. war will
persist as long as the struggle for
existence. the effort of -preserva-
ton. and the economic contests of
trade engage our attention. Despite
the efforts of the amiable gentlemen
and polite old ladies who meet at
stated intervals at the SWEETEST re-
sorts and. dressed in that perfection
OF taste that avoids ostentation, de-
liver beautiful addresses on universal
peace to the Joy and contentment of
them all: despite such powerful in
centives as their invocation and bene-
diction: despite the fact that these
lovers Of peace are OF those who
have succeeded economically: despite
all this there are 100 600 600 people in
the world to whom every day is "a
Gay On the firing line with hunger
and want for enemies and of these
large numbers are ready at ali times
to convert that silent battle into the
more noisy one of arms
Of wars and rumors of wars there
will be no end until humanity is
evolved into something higher than
it now is. Nevertheless, useless wars,
wars OF mere vainglory. wars waged
only for mere prestige, should be re-
stricted. and can be. There is occa-
!. sion now fer the world to bring pres
sure to bear upon William of Ger
many. Unless he can be quieted. un-
less his impulsive nature can be
soothed into something like rest, he
will precipitate a war that must be
disastrous to his own people
The Washington times., 1905-06-27
The Princes Trousers.

The illustrated Lunnon papers are
in. Their arrival is the one bright
spot in the week, 1t is the oasis that
makes the rest Of the desert worth
crossing, they are like letters from
home.
As one turns their pages from week
to week the thing that strikes, one
most forcibly are the trousers worn
by H. R. H. the Prince of Wales, and
the cute advertising of the hotels Of
dear old Lunnon. Now, those trous-
ers, in style, are nothing new at all,
quite the contrary; they are creased
in the same broad effect and freedom
of style with which Aunt Dinah used
to iron your white ducks-straight
across, forming Dutch wings on the
sides. AS a matter of fact, your
pajamas now come from the wash in
that very style. z
Washington is ready for the change,
but its sympathy goes out to New
York The new style may so we'll
enough elsewhere, but what about
that historic coach that plies in the
season" from the Waldorf-Astoria
to the Ardsley Club? There is not
room enough for all the parasols and
frou-frou when the men crease their
trousers fore and aft. When they
spread out amidship, from starboard
to larboard, so to speak, either the
ladies will have to leave the coach or
that noble institution must retire.
There is a law of compensation even
for New York