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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1905-12-23
DUBLIC SALE
TWO HOUSES AND LOTS,
In Westminster, Md.

BY virtue Of the last will and testament of
Maria j; Stoner, ate of Carroll county Md;
deceased, and of an order of the Orphans
Court of said county, the undersigned, as Ex-
ccutor, will sell at public sale, on the prem
ises, Nos. 1876 and l57 West Main street, West
minister, Nd, on
GSTTTDnAN nErEMDED on 1OO5
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1905-12-23
gnetrg.
WHY SANTA LAUGHED.

BY Alice Lotherington in Kindergarten News"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1905-12-23

at p. M, Two Lots fronting 80 feet each on
Main street, running back 1913 feet to an alley.
The improvements are two 2! Story Frame
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Grpree-Glerf nnS iiber bnnbcrt-
tnnienb Collars iiub Der.
idDlpmnDen.
Sitts6 ura, Yo.

Stffs 5 II I q, Ya., IL. 2tf.
Sie 9eiamnlte Naihinerie Der
glonms GrpreB Company lit III ge.
meairng geiest poroen, nm Sen Glerf
Goparb George Gunliffe, Der I'M
gerOabt itebt, nit iiber 100000
Ourhgegangen 3ll iein, su fangen.
@unlifie, Der am @elbihalter be.
i6Gftist mar, nnbm am Montog ein
Eodet nit 100000 in 8aargelo
cntgegen, lpeldes bon elmer Yitts.
burger 8anf an cine 9onf in Gin.
cinnati abreilirt mar. slls Die gr.
pres @eiellibait geitern Wtorgen
ibre Sbiiren oifnete. befano iidy
Gunlifie nidbt an ieinem Ylab. lins
oa feline Gntihuloiguns eingelaiiien
mar. puroe cine llnteriuhrng anae.
itelt, Die balo ergab, bob $1,000 Der
6onos Der grpreB- B-@eieaihaft per-
lhmunben maren. Spdter fam oas
Seribminoen oes YanfgelSes gum
Sorihein. imo @ebeimpoli5ilten be.
goben lid nuh Gunliffe's Saus, I'M
i'm Su iud)en. slls ieine sSrou er.
fllhr, morlln es lid banoelte, Dur0e
lie bplteriid; ibrc pier fleinen Sin.
Der murbe bon gtohbarn ln0
6relnoen III Sbblit genomnlen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Ucid)Gftslcute iuullsn Gin cisenartises
Wirtbihafts.W .Wonpppl sriinbcn.

Sos gtngeles, Gol. 8. Sft.
Man eripartei. baB man bier OaS
logenannte 8otbenburger-S Spitenl in
9esug ouf ole 200 @irtbibaiten,
pelbe III Der Staot erlltieren, Elm.
iiibren miro. Ser 8oriflag
itanmt bon leitenoeu @ei6aitsmdn.
nerll DER Staot, oarltnter pieliahe
Miaiondre; tie idlagen Dor, DER
Stabt iGbrlih $180.000 9i5enien
iiir Die @irtbihaften 81 5ablen, ba.
fiir aber oeren 3abl auf % 8u
reonSieren; bic @eieIlihaft ioa Oie
@irtbidJaften oen iesisen 8eiisern
abfailien. Tte 9eieaihaitsmit.
glieoer ioaeu bann nod glb5ug Der
9i5ensfoiten 6 Trosent 3inien oiif
ibr slnlagefapitul 5ieben uno Der
Heit Der Groiite lol III Ole Stobt-
foiie flieBen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Ter firslidle Sppbun M Der d)ineii.
iden &iiite ridltctc ifredlihes
ltnbeil am.
@ictoria, .. 6. 8. Oft.

Ter Sampier ,Sartar", Der aus
Dem Srieut bier angefommen lit,
bringt gtahri6ten aus Sbnngbai
iiber ole Wienifenuerluite, pelhe Der
Eppbon, DER gnbe September los.
bruh, an Der Wtiinolmg beS S)aug
Siefina anaeridtet bat.
Yie ,9tcrtb China gtemS" in
Sbanshai iugt bariiber:
Seitlih bon Samaignen iinb 5luei
SSnieln bon Dem Meer iiberilutbet.
Gs miro berittet, baB aui oieien
mo benohbarten Snleln 10000
Wenihen Den Sob i'm Woiier aeilm-
ben haben.
@1hreno beS SturmeS iii Der
Gampicr .Yehia", Ger iriibere rIic
@ranoe 90 Sui, an Der 0iiinbuna
bes 3ana Siefma umaeihlaaeu. Die
aus 81 Monn beitcbenoe @eiasuna
,@llsSe. ppu Dem eeptiAen GaulpteI
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Nbidcnlibc Sdliek.gtfiaire in eincm
Sootcnsimmcr.

&onios Gitp Wto., 8. Oft.
slus '0altings. 9tebr.. miro berif.
tet: lleber Der Seihe ieiner Wiutter
ihoB geirern friib Sobn guoenet
leine Shpeiter, ieinen Sruoer uuo
ieinen Shwoger. Sri. Sroncis
Suoenet, - Sabre alt, fpuroe IN
ole rehte Snno geihoilen. Safob
0ubenef, 80 Sabre alt. erbielt einen
ShlIB iiber Dem rehten gluge, Yeter
Smeall muroc in ous rebte gein.
in oen llnterleib, IN oen Shenfel
lrno IN Die linfe Shulter getroiien.
9estere 9eioen befineen lih I'M tier.
bcnoem 3uitanbe. Gie SdieBcrei
ianb I'M Sobten5immer in Dem
onlie BON Serrn uno Srau Yeter
Smeaa, 1850 @eit 3weite Strabe,
ltatt, 100 ,srau 9uoenef geitern
Nbeno nm 1890 llbr itorb. uno
ipor Der @ipielpimft eines sSamilien.
itreites, Der ieit ,Sabren eriltirt bate.
,Srau VuOenef iuobnte in DEM Snuie
ibrer Sohter t5rau Ycter Smeaa
lmb infolee Der isalnilienitreitigfeit
bate ibr Sobn feline GrlaubniB er.
balten, lie lpobreno ibrer &ranfbeit
Sl leben. slls Sobn 9eitern AbenO
ben 600 ieiner Wtltter erhlbr, be.
ihloB er. Die 9eihe inter allen I'm.
itdnoen 81 ieben. &ur5 noch Mit.
ternaht brana er ourd) Die 3iibe
in loas Smeaa'ihe Sous eiii. Sn.
ben er iidb leiuen @eg Su Dem Ster-
BEGINNER bobnte llno eintrat, iano
cr Ole gauge Sanlilie INN Die 9eihe,
Die DEM Scihenbeitntter bel ser @or.
bereitung Der 9eihe our 9eeroiguns
5uiab gln Die 2eibe berontreteno.
leate ,Sobn ieine Sanoe mf oieielbe
uno ioate: Lies lit meine Nutter." :"
Seine Sdlpeiter iaate etiuaS III
Eolniid al ibn, lporuui er lie
id)lug. Ianu 6oe er eiuen 9e.
polper rno idoB ieine ShpeIter
iiber ole 9eihc Ger Wiltter. g6e
er iiberwdltigt mcroen fonnte. bate
er ieine Sdpeiter. ieiuen 9ruoer
uno ieinen Shmnaer aeihoiien. :.
Vuoencf III I'M 8eiGuaniB.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Sebauptct, Der SiR zines Waohcms
ici siftiscr, ais Der einer
Sd)lnnge.
u cn 9lorf. u. s


Eroieilor 8. 3. Miler bon Ser.
lin bielt, lpie ans Yfiooleton, Cont.
berihtet miro, ben Stuocnten oes
@eslepon College einen Sortrae, Der
ibnen gelpiB elm lnangenebmes @rn.
icln bereitete, oenn er erflGrte ibnen,
oo6 DER 9iB eines WiGobens einer
ifnelleren iinb lbredli6eren SoS
peronlaiien fonne, ais Der Bib elmer
Sdlan9e.
Erof. g)iiller bat i'm 9eionoeren
oie I'M Wfimoe befinoliden 9ofterien
inioiert. Gr cr5Gblte, oaB er Dor
filr5er 3eit Serlucbe onltellte inrn
ianp, baB eiu Yieil, oeiien Spise II,
oeu Speibel eines Wtaohcns seta,ldlt
piiroe. oas Oopon getroffene Spiar
lhneller IN oen Sob ienoen miirbs.
ais oas Slit Der eefabrlihiten
Shlanee. Gies lei cine 2ebrc fiir
3abnGr5te. Gbenio iollen fleine
ainoer baran perbinoert iperben. ihre
Singer 5li iauaen. ba oieie @eiuohu.
belt leidt tobtlide 6olsen baben
Tonne.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Sfiisicller Scrift iibcr Sas jiingite
Grbbeben in Galabricn.
II o III. 8. Oft.

u III, 8. Sft.
Gem lesten offi5iellen 9eriht
iiber oas grobeben IN aolobrien Sll-
folae, lpuroen bel oieier 8elegenbeit
300 Torfer 5eritort. Ter Wieber-
aufbau lmS Die gSieberberItellung
friiberer 3iltanoe, ioipeit lie in
Wcniheunaht liesen, lpiiroe minoe.
items 150,000,000 2ires foiten. Gie
bis ieBt einselaufenen lonos be.
LAUREN lid, aber falnn uuf 1000, 900
2ires.
Ger Tapit lno Die italieniid)e He-
gierling befinoen iih in GROCER 9e.
iorgniB. oa oos oitBergemobulif
fulte Serbitpetter mir Ole pielen
Sauienoe BON Oboahloien b0hit
empfinOlih iii.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17

@liidsbllrg, 9tidte Der OeutIhen aoi.
ierin, lit nellte IN benz idJ6nen flei-
neu ShloB ibres 6eimuthsortes in
8egcnluurt BON etipa iiini5ig @ertre.
tern tonigliher Samilien Dem Ser.
5og &arI @ouaro bon Snhiens4c.
burg uno 0otba ansetraut iporoen.
Inter oen Sohseitsgditen beianoei
iidl oas Oelttibe aaiierpaar unn
lGmmtlihe faiierlihe Srin3en, mit
sllsnabme oes 3ronprin5en Sriee.
rid Iilbeln.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Eplitifer nmo Sctriiser entsiebt ii@
bmrdj Selbitmuro ben irbiid)en
8cridDtcn.
u @ 10 9)prf. u 8

slrlnitage Dtathems, Hehtsampolt
ino SefretGr oes republifariihem
Golrttp. Gomites, hat heiite Morsen
Selbltmpre beaaneen. inbem er al,s
Dem 6eniter ieiner @obnlmg in oen
iteingepflalterten Sol ieines Soilies
lpruna; er ituno inter Ser s(nfldae,
bcn @eiBel' 'lhen 9tahlaB, Der unter
ieiner Geriuoltllng itanb, betrosen
81 baben @r ihlug nit Dem 8opf
mlf oas Eilaiter, 5erihmetterte iid
oen Sf)Gbel uno itorb binnen ipeni.
gen Wfinuten.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
OaS 0ie(er(ei uno Oct 6duigc Bi(6er=
me6lel IN oer 0o(6Sl6n(e.
Gou "Htinaut".

H d. mrdtc sen Wann gndJcs, Nltcu Sruno.
2e 'as or nnS Iene Sedtisnng amd Der @ulfsidnlc.
~ at mcngn yndern fam Der @ufsduifuabe in oc Sdmlc
- mmO pcrek nit InS Ii id aemmtniin reid belaScm
oeebe prianS lcn, rids dreben nnO III rcdnn,
Owc id rids amsuornten Sic atcu @ofsIdnlsu p Yarr
dnlcm baen Srei SauptntrrridjsgegeniGnoe ci-
gipu SpraDc nmS Geduen 3u Ncison it, ME
aen aat Die oeiddc anscntet Sprad Gciem
Hcdmen Nc muorrne apobatc" Grsbnngsfmnl Die Dcs
tbOS Der an ucraim nub belaoe oas Sinh NIT Msnsc
gebrbndrrn, Die er oft mandmal abrld gemedie
6noc Der @erdnier Merger Der Gcrn mmo snm Sda
Den Der Sinor Scr pGcnb iaa besbe5nsld Nefer in nr
r&ofsdue": Sas bette 2csbnd fam Sano trGscn,
nnabigsn nnsedaftem Sercrs Sebrn mcns nieem nnO
gefebr wS cin fehgcr, iascr, gdfter Serer
aud don nit ne Selebndc luas SrScndcs etem, uelhs
enc Wamse bar, 10 bGR wr and bier sewcn Simne
asen fOnnen as Smdl lit 9ebrcr Ole 3cbrcrim).
Sin tmdgr SeGrer (&ebrcrin lcrnt 0cbramdl
Yndes oecn &orsIae WGnge fcnncn ansbcmen Scc
nmgeben Sein br) @u bandit nberan Dem tUocn Sndaben
Sbsn Sinh sm cruarmcn m crbbcm ausu-
ipornen 5n gieldlcr seiitaer Sbdafet.
Sem natnracdidltdcn llntcrrdt lit Der Sosdnc madjt
&cancr Scn Wornnr rScet Ht germ i'm Grreme, Nian
arbctet picad mis- uoltc ale &naben III Natmrfprs
derm MAIDEN. iser aiii, bdrcibt init aensidfcit pbmc
sn dlSern daraftcriiru, nesed nncrdb, pra
par pc an cnf in spirits trsbt iumit ciscni
Sas Se6en Natmr berans , bore" 10 agt beric6e
Sc vOak mir %psdmcn abcr
Sas nmo nbe micndaide Yrablereen binams
fommen" 1cic rTic" lirbenOc Sebrcr, Sebrernucm
r@ctbOoniisr", w mir c in Oen mpOcrnn sdmm iimS mO
Scmte, me &sncr micocrnm iag ocmen Die rcte 2ebrer
~eib ieblt, melde abr ibre imnere seere nit
6escnba II kcrm dl miners nerSefen mOdlteu. Sbnn
sehn bic yScGScn" nnb ySebgGnse" mber Mlcs. in
Wafc, uelcm ser 2cbr Die 9ehrern iriid pbcr
uertGnoscr rUmmcr cu it, uoa 2cbcnsrait
cniat, pOa 8efMs fir Oas Gole GOidc Oem
Waf wiro Die MetbOoe @ babem cSciu Snnc Ses
sSprtes Gcbrcr (Sebreri NJ ein
Sa gueder bat rcd,t, ast: Gin ieifigcr,
fGbiger unS &c dl dter Yebrer (8cbrerim mirb
idom nit enem secbm6e Neitfabem wcldcs
icine Mangel hat, ctmas Srocntlid1es letHcu
Sarnm lit bas dl el Cd Dem oas Sdjnl.
pcrOnal O bcacm miro, i'm @nsmenen befGmpicm IN
pcrwsrsn neil i'm glgcmcmem pom suaem, peiad fcucm
Wnbcn fir e brcr nnb dM Mlcr
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Ter bcriibmtc Sd,auipicler, Sit
!Senrp Sruins, piOslid) bonn
Suoc abbcrufen.
= 0 II b o II. t3. !

Sonoon, f3. Oft. h
Sir Senrp SSrpina lit geitorbe&
Ser SoO oes beriibmten ShouipWs
lers erfolgte beilte 9lbenb plosli@
III Sruoioro. @r ipar pollItGuoie
rlnerluortet SSruing lnad)te cine,
aunitreiie ourd) Die Bropill5en un4
trat ieoen 9lbeno ouf. Sir Senrp
ipielte beilte glbenb lpie geDobnlih
in 9raoforo uno febrte aus Dem
Sbenter nod ieinem Sotel 5uriid. 100
er einen Sbnnoftsunfall befam.
@r itarb nm IL llbr 30 Ninuton.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
SuSesiGlc inn @ricae.
@ictorio. 9. s.. 9. Of

Sictoria. .. g., 8. Oft.
9tod bier einaetroifenen 9fahrih.
ten gebt aus Dem oiii5ieQen Serihtc
iiber Die iapaniidcn SpoesiGae mib.
reno oeS arieaes berpor, oaB 49,.
$50 0tanu geiallcn, 1890 OIL Ser.
pinolngen geitorben mo $1,000
al aranfheiten 9eitorben limo. mas
einen 8elammtuerlllit bon 72,450
5ooten ergiebt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17

ipebrte lmo i'm in bie 9rult ihnitt.
Silisiberiifs pollten i'm nah Soin.
bridge bringen, als lie BON einem
9feaerbalfen anae9riifen rpurocn.
Ger 0erbreher muroe uuf einert
0aaninlt geSogen unb iein 8orper
nit al,geln gelpift.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
@ieoer Gin GrSituf in aalabricn
NJ onteleone, aolo6rien.

VI onteleone. Solo6rien,
8. Sftober.
Gin beitigcr groitoB muroc ge-
tern glbeno unl 10 llbr geiiiblt.
Ger nod inter ocn tSolgeu Der
jiinsiteu 9ataltrophe ihper leioen.
oen 9epobner bemGttigte iid puni.
Iher S6refen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Sin Neasr ipiro uon ieinen eigenen
Naiiegenoiicu selpmd)t.
Uoinhriboe q 60. 9 Sft

Yainbrioae. 60, 8. Sft.
slht Wieilen BON bier lit geitern
ehn Neser non ieinen eiaeneu Hoiie.
senoiien aclpud)t iporben. Ier
Sallunfe bate eiu HesermGoden
friminea ansesriiien uno bate Der.
iilht. oasielbe 9erbrehen on einem
aapfren aW heaehga Sa& ilA iepQdj
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
Siiritenpaar isiert SOdDscit.

8liidsbura, If. Oft.
Yrin5eliin Sittoria gloclbeio, Ole
oItelte Sohtcr oes SerSogS 8rieorih
bon ShIeSpig.SoIlt teilbSpuSerblira.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17

-sllbenga" na6 beroiidJcn slu.
ltrengungen aerettet. aber ollie an
Soro befinoliden Gbineien iino er.
trlmfen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
9nblque Soma, 9ieusmg bem II. Sftobu 1908.

beiten Huf, a6er Der Srif Der
offentlieben Wteinung miro boffent.
lid ein llebri9eS tbun."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17

yeril5ernnesgel0ern.
"slms anOerer sente 0aat 1T
gut Miemen lhneioen." +"
@clo flicft formlid in oic Saidlcn
Der 0amilienansebOrigen oes
ErGiioenten DER Wntnnl
Sifc Sninrancc Go.
pun Nep Nurf.
SGbrlid)cs @ebalt ocs
ErGiiocnten 9tiharb
WcSnrop $ 10000
Spprtcln, lpeld)e M lei
nen Spbu, ncbcu einem
8ebalt BON $4,000
pro Sabr, besablt ,unr-
Den 81, ,799, ,11S
Sporteln, iueld)e am
icincn Shluieseripbn,
Sonis u. Sbebanb, be.
Sablt mnroem $ 932,S23
is itellen mcbr SebenspcriidDes
rnngS.Eplicen ans, als es tSamilien.
bGnpter in Den @ereinistsn Staatea
gibt. Sas amerifaniIdc @ulf be.
sablt mebr 8elo am GcbcnsperiidDe.
rnnss'8 s'8ciellidaftcn, ais iie fir ben
1lnterbdlt Der 8ercinistem Staaten
entrihten nno Die IcrpflidDtmnsen
Der Gcbcnsperiidfrnngs 8cieQ-
idnifrn iino Dem Wertbc iammtlider
Giicnhnbncn ocs SanOcs gleid).
Sc ipeiter Die llnterluhilng aegen
bic groBcn @eriiherungs @elell-
idbaften oorluGrts idreitet. oeito
mebr treten @in5elbeiten iiber ole
gerooe5u fobelhnite 8roBm,ltb an
Den Sag, NIT me!her Ole 9eamten
lid lelbit. ibre Sermunoten lnO slb.
bofeten iiir lire 3ienlte belobnen.
0ie 3eigen-s -slllsiogen in Der
llnterludung gcgen Ole vgiutilol"
boben bisber oos iolaenbe 81 Gage
>gc6rad)t:
9ak 9iobcrt u. WcGnrop, Der
Gpbn bes Eraiioenten, ais Smpcr-
intenbemt Der anslGnOiid)cm Ibtbei-
lung Spurtsln besOa pon icScr 81.
lice, ueld)e in Guropa, Initralien,
Sapan, Sio.Nirifa, Eortu Rieo nno
ben characterization Hepnblifcn
ansgcitellt wnrbe. Sicic Sportcln
beliefen iit in mandJen sSsbren ani
iiber $4,000. gnfcroem erbielt er
elm SabreSgebalt pon. $4,000. Scit
benz Sabre 1884 iluReu non ben
Ginnabmcn Der ,Nintnal" S1,S94,.
11S in bic Saidlen Sieics Wianncs.
Saf Gonis u. ShsbanS, Sdluic.
ecriol)n ocS ErGiioentcn WcGnrbp,
felt benz Sabre 1898 bic Snmme
Dpn $932,S23 ais Sportcln ami
Goliecn, mclde in Yiclu s)orf, Staten
sSslano nnb Gong SslanO ansgcltcllt
iunrocn, crbielt. Sicic Snmmc
fdIlicht nidJt bic Sportcln Gin, pcld)c
CT icit Sem 81. Scscmbcr 1904 or.
biclt. ,Sm Sabre 1901 bclicieu lid
oieielbcn amf $4,000.
SaR Die Menu gorf Sifc gegcn.
tuGrtig bcn Werth ibrcr Siiicc.Wc.
bGubc in ocn perid,ieocmen StGbtcm
hcrabictt, nm 81 5cigen, ban Die &a.
pitalanlagc iid 81 31a Yrosent per.
sinit, iuGbreno in Wirflidfcit Der
9icingr,uiun iid) bios ani elm Ero.
gent Der mirflid)cn &uiten Der @e-
bamoc bclGnft.
Charles g.. SuabeS. slnmalt nes
1lntcriuhunas Gomites. pcrlonate
on cinem Ger lcbtcn Gage sIusfilnft
iiber Die 0eb1lter Ger Scnnten Der
.Wutllol". 9ie @ebGlter Siitc
mllros porgelegf uno ael9t ole Su'
lGre leit ocnl Sabre 1877. ,Siir
hoS lebtc Nobr 1904 erbiclt ErGli-
bent WcGlrop $l50,000, 5lpei Sice'
ErGiiocntcn erhicltcn ie $4,000,
eiu 6lpciter Sice-YrGiioent befom
$i7. 800, Der brittle $4,000. Ter
GcitGitlibc Sciter befum cinen @e-
bait BON $25 900 lcbteS rSabr. Gic'
les So6r miro bcrielbe oli $4,000
iielacn. Ser SboBmeiiter Der
,Vfllhlal Siic" bate Elm @imfommen
pon $4,000,
@eitcr itcatc eS lid berouS i'm
2nufe Der Tcrbonolingpn DAB nid)i
MIR ole 9romten IN gteiu sorf. ion-
,,H, ,,,An.S,,,., ~,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1905-10-17
G,elo flieft f0rmlidj in Sic Saiden
DER IamilienansebOrisen Ses
ErGiioenten ocr Wntnal
Sifc Sninranec Go.
pun gteiu yorf.

IS itellen mcbr GebenspcriidDe.
rnmsS-Eplieen ans, ais es tSamilicn-
bGnpter in Den @ereinistsn Staatea
gibt. Sas amerifaniIdc @ulf be.
sablt mebr 8elS am Gebcnsperiid)e.
rnnss'8 s'8ciellidaftcn, als iie fir ben
llnterbdlt Der @ercinistem Staatcn
entrihten nno Die IcrpflidDtmnsen
Der Gcbcnsperiid)ermnas 8cieQ-
id)nifrn iino Dem Wertbc iammtlider
Giicnhnbncn ocs 9anocs gleid).
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-15
Penalty for Boastinu

DR. John II Russell If New York,
whose emissions of fats and com
pounds Of vegetable juices have done
40 much for the cure OF consumption
said at a meeting Of physicians thar he
ala not wish 10 praise too ardently
his discoveries.
For they who speak overhighiy of
their work. he said are always lit
tie ridiculous, and sometime they
stumble like certain innkeeper into
ia pitfall.
This innkeeper, New Hampshire
man, was noted for the fine quality
Of his beer
"A Joker from Sunapee, q gentleman
named perley. said uIie day that be
would put IN Joke on the iDukeepei
and, AZ he sat al a table with some
friends In the inn, he poured d lot u
vinegar and pepper in glass Of beef
before him
Then Perely made horrible face
and roared out:
Dreadful, It's shame. This Is no
beer; IT'S poison
Il Pale with rage the landlord hut
rled in.
What's the matter with you, Pei
ely?' he said That beer Is all right
"All right, Is ity said Perely, winl
ling at his, companion. Welt, Jus
taste II and see " It's all right
"'rhc landlord put the full glass {
doctorcd beer 10 his lips. He draine
!. the vile mixture 10 the last dro
| Then determined to stand NJ for hin
J. self at All costs he said:
\ IAN excellent glass ~ beer ne
III tasted l,ctter."- Kansas CITY Jotl
N Inal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-15


We have a ,leal of trouble getting
aeckhands TO man model harges on our
part CT the river" said a river captain
at the boat store yesterday. and some
times our experiences are peculiar.
Model barges have a tendency 10 be
topheayy at tines, and once in a while
wiz turn over, and thar causes our
trouble.
One of the last men hired was an
Irishman. and | put him on one of our
worst harges / did net toll him that
he was liable 10 wake up in the water
in the morning. but ] trembled to think
of the first time it should turn over.
"A few lays ago one Of my pilots
was turning tow which contained tais
particular barge. The beat was mex,
the towboat, and a little twist of the
.towhoat sent ii careening On its side.
IN turned over, and Pat, who had been
standing on the gunwale,. near the
towboat, jumped far out into the water.
"a second later he was pulled
aboard, wet and gasp.ng
Why didn't you jump on the low
boat when that barge went oyer?'
shouted the captain as he was pulled
out.
Sure, now an lid yez think was
gain to stay on that barge an set
wsf2' gurglea Pat between gasps.
He quit the Job that night"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-15
A Nearo's Peculiar Request.

There III much unconscious hum0r
in the negro race sail travelling
man who has recently returned from
his vacation in Virginia aF the Hall
day yesterday afternoon The other
DAY iii Richmond an Old negro an
preached the ticket agent IF a railroad
and asked the price of round trim
ticket fer d corpse from Richmond tn
Fredericksburg "a round trip ficket
for eorpse2 inquired the agent Ii
lamazemeni Yes-sah. replied ght
aged darkey. dat's what | wants This
agent. curious I'd know tho mfaning 81
such a strange request, asked The ne
gro why he wanted such Ii ticket 'Yot
see. boss, it's DIS way continued the
old African. my boys done died ant
he had lot Of kin folks up at Freder
licksburg who's wanting I'd come dowr
ID see lie corpse Dare's 30 many III
dem dat thought 1t would be cheap
er fer me I'd take de corpse up to Fred
ertek sburg and let EN- wee 1t dan tel
hab dem all come down here. wa
going to bring him back here fer burla
after dey see him The old darke,
vas disappointed when told thar TIL
/ ailroads made no special rates L
| meet such contingencies
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-15
Reds Story about Greedy

Whitelaw Deid was interviewed on
the eve ok his departure for England
Fly d Young political writer He re-
ceived hts visitor good humoredly
control 4 paper of my own. said
NIL. faid, and III / had anything i'm
3rrtant to divnlge should use ii. hnt
yun care for matter of the kind, !
can tell YOU about d conversation |
Hnce han with Horace Greedy.
One day MI Greedy called me into
his office,
~ belf@e this copy was turned iii
BY YOU he SAIL, showing to ma some
loose sheets which recognized Y0u
say III this copy that Daniel Webste.
vas fond IL telling an interesting
story about President Harrison,
Nhat have you done with thar story?
WHY don't yoa turn Il in2"
follows my statement 10 the copy
/ | hammered
',NTaat, this he exclaimed "It il
no more like Harrison than SOU
apple. Neither II there anything ii
| it THAT III interesting. This story i
dull
Re tossed 1t III ths waste basket AM
| vent on.
/ Young man. when you write stor.
don begin il BY saying you arc goin
TO DO II. ANA don't say that it will u
| interesting, humorous, exciting. Or an
thing else. RI you do your work WEI
he reader win see the point for him
self
r never forgot Mr.. Greely's words,
continued Mr. Reid. Perhaps writer
nowadays in general will find them {
value
= shall use the story" declared th
caller
"tfow would SOU advise me to i
gin il, MIR Reid
The Ambassador smiled and sal
, with twinkle in his eye:
Int saw that Mr. Whitelaw RE-
Is fond Of telling an interesting stoi
about Horace Greedy"
New York Times.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-09-15
FACTS AND FANGlES
The Curse Of Drink.


There is Cairo policeman who
formed the habit of striking
people about the hip pocket with his
club and he spoiled q suit of clothes
for a well known young man and
causai him TO lose trip 10 Mounds
one night all because of il.
The young man had dressed care
fully in a light suit and carried no
baggage except a pint botIle of whis
key in his hip pocket. When the
depot was reached he met the police
man. who inquired where ne was
going They held a short CONVERSE
tion and when the train pulled in
and the young man started to board
IL the officer earelsssly struck his hip
pocket with his Cuba sort of part
ing love lick
There was a crashing sound ami
the young man turned and looked
about in establishment He felt for
his bottle. but too late. ii had been
shattered and the contents had run
down his pants and completely ruin
ed them for the time being His
clothes smelled so strong of the liquor
that he hal To abandon the trip.