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The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
THE OTHER FELLOWS JOB.

There's a craze among us mortals that
Is cruel kard 10 name.
Wheresoo'er you end human and
win ind lhe case the same.
You may seek among the worst q men
OF seek among the best,
And yoa'il ind that eras person is
precisely like The rest
Zach believe ,hal BIS real callins i
aloag some other lire
Than the one at which he's working
take fof instance yours and
mine;
From the meanost "me-toa" creature
TO me leader Of tho mob
There's universal craving for the
other fellows job.
There are millions 81 positions in The
busy world today.
Each a drudge to him who holds it,,
but 10 him who doesn't play:
Every farmers broken hearted that in
youth he missed his cali,
While chat same unhappy farmer is
the envy Of us all.
Any task you care 10 mention seems
a vastly better lot
Than The ore special something which
YOU happen To have got.
There's bur enc way Il smother aavy's
heartacho and her Sob
Keep too busy at your own to want
The other fellows job
Success.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
WOMAN STATION AGENTS.

According 70 special Dispatch from
lndianaPolis, tho Lake Erie ana West,
efn railroad has been experimenting
with women AS agents for the smaller
stations with results so satisfactory
shat the idea may be adopted as 4 boil
toy of tine road. The FIRST woman agent
was appointed at small station lt-
tlc over q year ago She soon drew the
attention of Her supcriors BY the neat.
uess 81 her monthly reports ana nv
valuable suggest ous she offered tn
make the road popular wish the people
along the line. Recently the general
officers or the road, who had been ac-
cusiomed To Strry through the smaller
stations were induced I'd stop on tq
inspect her station. and found II to BE
the best kept in the state. They learn.
Oh that the depot Hail ceased ID be d
loating place; hat there had hean uo
rcwdyism there since the woman took
charge; that tho floors and benches
were always clean; the stove ana win
dows polished ana the Office III gener-
al az tidy as q private residence They
also learned that The passenger bust.
ness had been greatly improved BE-.
cause the woman took more pains 10
pleare the travellers and displayed
more tact In dealing with them.
II II said the road nsw has a mum
Yer nf ogher women N charge 81, other
small oiI cqs. ;he iniprovemcntsssa each
case being 80 marked rs 70 be notice
4 ablc.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
sralPBuiLDlNG iN GERMANY.

In 1904 the German shipyaras turn
ed out a7s teamships Of 210.599 gross
registered TONS ani 256 sailing vessels
.of 1912 gross registered toms AT the
beginning of 1905 they had under con
struction 152 steam vessels OF 2S5, $50
gross tons IF which . were men-of-
war Of total of G9.640 tons. The
production for 1904 includes 22 steam
OTIS and some sailing vessels, III about
10000 tons In all, built FOR foreign ac-
count. shiphnilding IA one III the
most noteworthy features III Ger.
mans's industrial progress and cam
mercial expansion Formerly the
ships employed in German commerce
as also her war vessels, were built in
Great Britain and Ireland, whereas
now German sfipyards turn ont the
largest and fastest steamships Id the
world Richard GueHther, Consul
General, Frankfort, Germany.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
jim BLUDso or THE PRAIRIE
BELLE.
BY the Late john Hay.

y
Wall. not can't tell whar he lives,
Because he don't 1--we, yon see:
Leastways, he got out af the habit
OF Twin like you and me.
Whaf have you been for the last three
yeai,
That you haven't heard folk Tell
How Jimmy Bludso passed In his
checks
The night Of the Prairie Belle?
He weren't no saint-them engineers
r. all pretty much alike
on~ wife in Natchez unaer-the.Hll
And another one here, in Pike;
4 kcerless man IN his talk was Jim.
And an awkward hand In row,
hut he never dunked and he never
lied
j reckon he never Enoved how
And this was all the religion he had
To treat his engine we'll
Never 70 be passed On the river;
10 mind the pilots bell.
And II cver the Prairie Belle took
fire.
A thousand times he swore
He'd hold her nozzle agln the bank
Tai the LAST soul got ashore.
XII boats has Their day ON the Mlssis
sir,
Ana her day ccme at last
The Movastar was a bettepsiyoat,
! Bur the Rflh she WOULDN'T be
passed
And 80 she came tearin along that
night
| Tire oldest craft On the line
With q Niger squat on her safety
valve,
And her furnace crammcd roslr
and pine.
The iire burst ont Al che cleared the
bal.
Ana burnt q hole IN the night,
/ And quick an a flash she turned ant
madi
\ For that willer bank on the right.
There was runnin' and cussin', bu
Jim yelled out,
Over oil the Internal roar
I'D hold her nozzle agln the hank
Y TIL the last galoots ashore
, Through the hot black breath Of til,
bnrnin boat
Kim nludso's voice was heard,
And they all had trust in hts cussed
\ nCsr,
And knowcd he would keep hi
\ word.
And surc's you're born. they all 10
of
Afore the smokcstacks fell
N And Bludsos ghost wsnt up alone
n IN the smoke 81 the Prairie Belle.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

" after publication of the government
report today. showing condition Of cot
ton At II per cent or lower than even
the small crop in the year 1893. The
report was a great deal worse than eN-
peeted and caused a stampede in gem
erai buying. Prices jumped one cent
4 pound within ten minutes after pub
licatisn of the report Tn was
equivalent &c 5 bales and tIsiing was
on an enormous scale. and the market
WIS., s lumul. oveg t@o hours rhous
ands OF bales were thrown owes by he
bulls.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
CUBAN PROSPERITY

I'll his weekly Sunday letter "a Tile
2nd, Frank G. Carpenter, the we'll
known newspaper writer. tells of tho
wonderful prosperity 81 Cuba. He
says:
Cuba has put Oh The seyen-laague
boots Of modern progress and IL
marching double-quick, toward pros
perity and wealth. It'll surplus this
year IL greater per capita than that
tot any country on earth. Sugar has
gone slTyward, and the crop will bring
s4o00no00 more than the usual price
Hin addition Cuba has more than SEQ.
a000U9 from the bonds which have
been recently allowed TO the soldiers
From these two sources alone II has
now $G0a00.000 more than a year ago
and all this In a population OF 500,
GOO sonls This means an average In.
crease In the country or, at five 10
the family. an increase Of $500 per
family. To realize that. suppose chat
every family in Tive United States
could suddenly ada 5000 to ts present
| pile Suppose that every mothers
son Of you and eyesy mothers daugh-
| ter, too, had $40 more than you had
Last year. Or IN any year preceding,
and you have the condition of the
/ Cuba Of today Such an increase Id
tha United States would mean the sud-
den addition Of about $3,50o,oo9, 900
~ orr national wealth; and alto that
4 his vast sum would almost all 90 into
| immediate circulation for the booming
/ and building up Of the country.
That II what they Aaye today in
4 Cuba"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
IN LIGHTER VEIN.

He vas a good narured German ana
his face fairly beamcd as he walked
into drug store Tie first thing tha,
caught his attention was an electric
fan buzzing busily on the soda counter.
He looked at it with gF~at interest
and then turned 70 ne CLERK:
Ply goliy!" he said smilingly. "dat's
a lilly squirrel vot you got in dare.
ant il?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
THE AuTocRAT.

~ teacher, what's an aatocrata
a hated parsonage, my child.
Who drive OH aale through the wild
Defenaeless proletariat.
And who's the proletariae
The luckiless masses, who would Hike
With bricks, the antocrat to strike,
Or rope him with d Iariat.
mark You this. when one of that
Indignant throng amasses pslt,
He buys an auto-car himself
And il Eheneeforth an autocrat.
II life.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
Tn Cleanse ciEt Frames

To clean gilt frames, use a piece
Of soft sponge warm water and SOFT
soap. Obstinate Spots may require
q little diluted ammonia; INIT It liz best
I'd nse soap only, II possible wash
away oil soap with cIean. cola water.
and put in warm place to dry.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

Why did you lei him get away from
your Numbered the chief.
Why er-- he took a mean adyant-
age of me- replied the new detective.
He ran across the grass IN the park
"Well2'
We'll. there was a sign there;
Keep off the grass"
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
$1,000 REWARD

THE BULLETIN COMPANY
WILL PAY a REWARD OF
TEN DOLLARS FOR THE
ARREST AND CONVICTION
OF ANY RSoN FOR
STEALING THE BULLETIN
FROM THE PREMISES OF
SUBSCRIBERS.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
CIRCULATION STATEMENT

Average daily and Sunday eircu
lasion for one year, ending De
eember 81. 1901. ..-...........ie4 1915
Average daily and Sunday crcu-
lation for month Of January,
1906 ........s............-....2o4s
Average daily and Sunday circu-
Iation for February. 1905. 2o34
Average daily and Sunday circu-
latson for March 1905. .,..... zoos
Average daily and Sunday eircu-
lation for April, 1905. ,..,.,- 222o
Average daily and Sunday circu-
lation for May 1906 ...........2 i72
Average daily and Sunday circn-
latioa for June, 1905. ..,....... 1856
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
ride over the law very frequently,

8. W. Vincent. the new real estate
broker. pW an advertisement in The
Bulletin Sunday and Monday morning
and sold three lots on the strength Of
1t yesterday. In Monday mornings
Bulletin City Attorney Frank II.
Moore advertised for 81 clerk and II
O'Clock that day he had received elev-
en- applications. II you want q job, Ct
help. or have something to lell or lose
something, or find someth ne. or if
you have need Of anything of any
kind whatever. try an adj. in The Bulle-
tin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
June, 1905,

The above is correct statement of
the Caro- Bulletin, daily and Sunday,
for the year 1904, and for the FIRST six
months Of the year 1906
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn 70 before me
this first day Of July, 1905.
IT, T.. GILBERT,
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

Two years ago today there were iGG
persons Killed and 1888 injured as a
rasuIt of Fcnrth az July celebrating.
One year agD the victims were 1Ss
dead and aSyU injured. IT is To be
hoped tltAt today's record will show a
propHriionnte do crease In the fatal
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
WHAT We Thounat.

II hate a mean man. observed the
pohick philosopher, "but when rye
got the money in a haak ia i heap
nther fer the president to he known
aa 4 sltinaiat Ihan as q rattlin good
feller.''- Louisville CoariarIourraL
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

According 10 Secretary Taft and
President Roosevelt, n was highly dis
honorable in young Engineer Wallace
Sto resign his $4,000 Job at Panama to
accept one Iii New York at 100000, but
I'M Mas all right for that pure minded
patriot, the Hon. Paul Morton. 10 quit
nn 5000 Job at Washington to &C
CART one III New York at 100000.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

The output Of coal oil III the United
States increased 100000 barrels last
year. Still the price of oil IL kept at
athe same Old figure while John ~
I Rockefeller eases his conscience for
robbing the poor Of this country by
occasionally giving away million to
education or 10 "enlighten" the
heathen
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
POINTS ABOUT PEOPLE

Admiral Togo is said TO receive n
salary of $4,000 a year fcr his services
to his country.
The duke OF Connaugh5, Prince Ar,
thur Of Great Rtitain. who has just
entered his seth year, Was re god
ION Of the duke OF Wellington,
WhiteIaw Reid ,the Amer. can am
hassador, pays Capt Holford of Ion.
don approximately $4,000 d year for
the use Of his residence ia Park lane
Modieska hopes 10 sell her ranch
in California for enough 10 allow her
10 return % Poland ana pass the rest
OF her life la her native land
United Stres Commissioner Shields
Of New York put an bis first pair Of
shoes a few days ago, Up to that me
Ae had stuck to old fashioned boots.
Count Won Bell. d member of Ger
man nobility. has accepted d position
AZ foreman IN railroad shop in aiich.
igan City, Ind. In order To secure a
thorough knowledge of Am sriean meth.
DDS OF railroad work.
sawa Moroshof. the Russian wool
king, II deal, aged only A. He en-
ploTed 10000 workers. Al the begin
mig Of tho war with Japan Ne made
his government present of 100000
blankets which never reached the
army in ManoAuria
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

From reports coming from the Fed
~ral prison. where Ne III q prisoner.
BANKER BcclSmith III Minneapolis, is
cnrtnjnly 'liy.ng easy Hill head was
|ilxSs FsiAvpd WI was not forced 10 don
SiRrlS 0n xiirb Az doesn't have % eat
lxlith tho common" prisoners, and nv
|s9crupics a room specially fitted up
I0t kfra. There IA an Ola maxim that
4IlI6 NJ " M AN respecter ot person, but
N \! nAn \ has " n| \ Y Y AZ cau
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

The most welcome fireworks that
cculd be touched off today III Caro-
would be some sky rocket home runs
hs Capt. Roland and his colleagues out
ait Sportsman's Park
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
After the Bail.

When the ball was ever Wisdom
met Folly on the steps as he was go
ing out.
I've been looking for you here all
the evening, said Wisdom Strange
thar you were not around"
~Yeu should have looked in the con
seryatory, said Folly
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

The expectation Of ostriches from
South Africa has practically been pro.
hibited by an export tax Of s4s7 each.
Intended to preserve to that country.
rs far as possible the monopoly Of the
lucrative trade Of ostrich farminss
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

The mayor Of Springfield has pnt
Nhc ltd on the capital city, "a II Is
announced II Il mighty easy to SAY
the iii Is on.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
smokaIeaa Powder.

"smokeleaa powGef" is class
nama rather than that 81 any one
product +frtalrite' invented by chas
III Munrce. an American IN 1889 and
E3ade as Newport. r. 4. was probably
tic earliest so-called sInokeless pow
Tpr
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

"A Butte tMont,) Judge has decided
that man Is entitled to one drunk
month, and that as long as he iu-
tlnlges To this extent and does II de
GENTLY hc shall not be amenahle to
the law
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
SHEARS AND PASTE.
Disturbed at Night.

Gotham Isn't Brooklyn quiet
place To live i'm"
chnrch--"Well Yes, during the day,
but there are altogether roo many
children over there for II TO be quiet
at night
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

Notwithstanding the orders Of the
ehef Of police 10 Migrants there still
seems I'd be number of them In The
city who are needing money
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
spitefuI.

What's the subject of Elias es
saye'
Harmonies
And now does she illustrate it,"
BY putting q blue ribbon in her
ojinHs mop of red hair
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

When II came to deciding between
lolding HIS Job and refusing to enforce
the law Sheriff Herpel Of st. Louis
decided that he would hold his job.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

There was once a man from Cologne
Who called up his Eirl On the phugne,
4 sut she talked like the Dutch
And Al cost him SO much
That hereafter he'll leave her alcgne
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

The Bulletin Il on sails NJ the fol
ewing piacss:
Goienan's, 214 Eighth street.
Halliday H0uss news stand.
walkers, 10 Sixth street.
UnIcn News Co., Union depot
Blue Front Restaurant.
Wilhelm q Fsrriman, paducah. Nv.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

A horse named Henry Waterson won
II race ut Cincinnati Saturday At the
same time the original Henri was also
stepping some Id gay "Paree.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
Inconsistency

IhNoIlstahcY-
Why doesn't he eome!" the maiden
sighed.
20 love you are late, you are slow"
But three hours later her lend heart
cried
My goodness! Why doesn't he
go2i
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04
Ehcotive.-

IA can't get Hold a any money
complained tho inpecunious citizen,
ia wish I had the Midas touch"
We'll, 40 far aa getting money ~
concerncd, responded the citizen
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

There are a great many men to-
whom Secretary Taft would not have
talked as lie did to Engineer Wallace.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

He weren't no saint-hut at jedgn&nt
I'd run my chance with Jim
Longside Of some pious gentlemen
That wouldn't shook hands with.
him
lie sean his duty. a dead-sure thing
And went for il thar and then:
Aud Christ amt a-sein' 10 ho TOO hard
On maa that died foi men.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

LET Hi have safe and sane Foath
ln Cairo,
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

who has been there a number OF times,
the touch you've got is a pretty betty
one
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-07-04

Have oil the, fun you want but don !
spit on the sidewalks
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-05-25
"JAWN L." ANGRY.
Called charlie Mitchell q ilar~triends
butisd IN,

4 dispatch from Seattle says John l.,
sullivan and Charlie Mitchell two old
time gladia,ors of the ring viii meet on
sept 10 NJ Recreation park, Tacoma,
n a l5'round boxing contest under Quocns'
berry rules,
Tho agreement has been signed boy both
men, Instead Of q forfeit they are placed
on their honor 90 appear ~ ~. 20 per
cent " the receipts 20 80 ~ the old
timers tho winner VIII receive Ia. Tho
contract was Rlgnod IN NulllNnn'R room
Tom ConsIdlQe a hoelrlcal mAnugoG
represented Mitchell, Frank Hall nps
poarod for SULLIVAN ana Willie Grcon
acted an promoter.
Mitchell reached here yesterday morn.
ing from British Columbia aud was in
papers and saw whore John h. was
quoted Hs saying ho would mako him
Jump into the bay II The ring was pitched
close enough, HIS blood was up ana with
Gonsidnc nc insisted ON going u JOINS
room and slfalghtoning matters oiu,
"Bllo, JaNn old chap 'ow are your"
said Mitchell grarplug the blk follows
hand, ~ John l. rolled over IN bed
"ltlno Charlie, and want Ia say you ro
lho. best man ! ever whipped replied
"You peyor whipped me- Jawn, ana,
bCNl1oH M hoar you have boon saying "a
whole lot Of ihlnW about mo In The
" You're llNf thlItl DNpk sullivan uN
he sat bolt upright IN bed
Mitchell epranR from hH chair but Han
aud tOnhdlno rushed him out Of tho
ROOM Down stairs In the hOlol Mitchell
rayod over the occasion ~ much thai a
police sergeant was called 10 qulol him.
when the men met 10 slgn thoy both
tried TO forget what had happened few
hours before
IN was q bic bitter last night, Jawn,u
said Mitchell "liut I don't believe,
Jawn youll ever mako u crack like thai
again
"Aw, cut ont the mud slnglng ana Wgn
M RiOwlul sullivan. ana after A fow
minutes The details were arranged TN
only point NJ dispute was the time of
the llghl Mitchell wanted II within two
weeks while sullivan declared he could
not gul IN shape before four months,
"lll leave II 10 Jnwn,' said Mitchell,
ana the date was nNud
AZ the two stood together Johns logg
sagged Al the knees from carrying All,
immcnso bulk Mitchell h Trim and nonl
nppoarlng, Both are confident Mitchell
VIII train hero, white John i, expects To-
nnlsh his theatrical tour nud 10 east 10
prepare lor the battle,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-05-25
A DANGEROUS SPORT


\ H. Macdonald, who recently made
al ormond with q 20 II, p, car ave
miles IN 70 lllllc over three minutes ia
u prudent no less than u sklltul chaut.
dour
Macdonald has no patience win
rockies motoring he believes thpI
WIN ordinary care and caution, ap.
odcnle might be- altogether omln.
1lrl Ne ull the other day.
IT Fi shame that horrible fatalities
so uilCn occur IN nulumohllinR Il n
% shame that NJ motor pcoa, ID rs
possible 10 near what heard not long
since,
IAN important race wac ia br rum,
bul M lho hour ~ starting ihprr was
Homo delay Tho pcopo bccumn lmpa.
lleni over thW delay man IN %
brown ponytkin uoal urvOslud one ut
The officials ana heard him hyi
'Jhc Wro NUf scheduled lor 90 ami
hero II ~ almost % Wh0t Ia the lrouho3
NhN an this waiting"
'Vho ulilpinl answered politely
THO ambulance surgeons '.r. have
not SET arrived 900
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-05-25
BAD TANCLE IN
FIGHTING GAME.
~--->--------.------.----s-
Sam Bergsrs New Club at San
Francisco Receives Body
Blow
the BRITT'NELS0N CONTEST.
At Present II Looks Like New lIOcOln
Club viii Land the Coveted
Permit.

The following h from 'WilN luWg
Of the San Francisco Chronicle
quite a new twist 90 iho pug.lisuc
Kaleidoscope was that " rhwtduN whou
Sam Bcrgcrs managerial aspirations Woro
nlppcd In the bud by cruel police com.
mtlcc Not that the turning down nj Bcr
ger was moXpoclodrthcr was nothing
surprising about thOtabu Nh, recon,
monding VI trn Augusl permit lo Che Tin.
coin club was p thing 10 think Un The
Lincoln club II nm entirely new uctor
IN the game Of professional Nighttime pnd
vnY not seriously considered uNil the
committee took action Those who proc
fcescd tu be ON the igsidr Of Inv curious
jumbo NJ politics ana Oylicuila uy.uvd Ia
advance that Tho committee would no.
ommcnd a permit Ia a lhlrd r'ub. but
these wleo ones thought tho Horg''lrlt
combine wlN to ho favored 81 vouIEo
hY the hnurd ut suprtYiNurH ANA n w. luNl
possible that tomorrow meeting may
llnd some obHluClo M the way ul m
Lincoln people, Tho chances are, though
hat tht bourd VIII grant lhC Hayes Vale
ley club the july nnd the Lincoln tlub
The August permit without objection
From the present outlook then tho
Hayes valley club Viii match juhg White
Win the winner of thr llmluusIulbHlt
nghi FOR the july date, ana the Lincoln
club viii pul ON the much. desired llrltr
Nolson light I'm August Whatever club
handles lhM lirlll.NplHou nRW viii have
10 give the lighters % per cent NJ tno
GROSS receipts 10 start with and in add.
ZION, unless The entire plan NJ the uuls
verso " changed meanwhile, hand Jimmy
lirltt Il handsome bonuN Morris Lryy Ut
the Hayes Valley club balks ut giving any
bonus nnd that lets him ont The lin,
coin club, which X oNonNhly manage
by Eugene pmolno as aHsomhlNmnu. viii
give almost anything % have the honor
Of NlaRlng thu biz battle, And that ~ the
way tho cards IT, ~ present
Uncertain quarters lholo " u dccp,lo.d
suspicion that Jimmy ionloth N "tho
man behind the Lincoln club N Au. The
willy James II saying never word about
IT, Az u matter of fact, tunruth has
been accused AZ dlforonl times Of being
behind rnch new club that has lrird Tor
a permit the hawthorne, the Western
the Lincoln Whether or not the super.
vlsors believe him 10 be- interested IN the
last named win be- shown by tomorrow %
vote, " certain members detect Mr. nno
Italian hand IN the deal II Wll be- "pur.
lAlus' for the Lincoln club lur with on
faction ~ majority ronrolh II dcpld'
tUlN PERSONA non HIHlH.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1905-05-25

row r'".r 0r0m' M, r,Oo' n yen tml Il.