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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Getting Back at Him.

A taciturn man went into bar
ber's shop the other day and began
bv pulling out of his pocket paper
on which was written:
mo: | do not wish to nave my hair
cut. 1 want to be shaved. | do not
require any brilliantine or crimpoline,
or anything else ending in inc Nor
do wish to be singed or shampooed.
All / want is to be shaved in perfect
silence"
The barber read the document, and
then pointed to a notice on the wall,
which ran:
The proprietor begs TO apologize 10
his customers for not entering into
conversation with them, as he is deaf
and dumb."-London Tit-Bits-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
DINNER PALS roo TEMPTING
Israel Taylor Was Hungry, So He
Emptied All Four.

Israel Taylor Was Hungry, So He
Emptied All Four.
"Ah wuZ hongry, boss-Ah means
jedge, yo' onnor. All wuz dat hongry
wud er ct er muel. Mer stummiclS
sho' did poster me-"
Which was the excuse Israel Taylor
offered for corralling the contents Of
four dinner buckets belonging to four
of his brother laborers and quickly
and incontinently consuming their con-
tents, says the New Orleans Times
Democrat.
$50 you believe in the full dinner
pail!' said Judge Fogarty. "Or, bet
ter still, you compound your belief and
multiply your political convictions by
four. Perhaps, however, | am mis-
taken-you may believe in the empty
dinner pail, after ALL"
"Ah reck'n dat mus be so, jedge,
yo' onner," responded Israel, with a
serious look on his face. "Ah jes' cum
min long de street en- l seed dem 70
dinner buckets stan'in' dab lookin'
kinder lonesum like, en- All ak merse'f,
wat dem bucket doin' dab? Hit look
like ter me dat somebody mighty keer-
less ter lef' dem bucket out dab all
by dey SET, en- bout dat time mer
stummick done begin fer ter poster me,
en- All jes' reich down en- op'n one
uv'm en- All seed er whole big piece NV
fried chick'n en- some braid en- gravy,
en- All jes' tuck'n tuck er little bit er
tas'e, en- hit tas'e so good All tuck'n
tuck ernuther, en- fus' ting All knows
dey warn't no chick'n ner no braid ner
no gravy lef' in dat bucket. Den All
look in de yuther buckets fer ter see
eff dey mouter got in dab, en- sho' nuff
dab dey wuz! Leas' ways dey look
like de same, en- fus' ting All knows
dey warn't no chick'n ner no gravy
ner no braid in emmy er dem bucket t
all. Dat sho' did 'sprise me. jedge, en-
den dose yuther men en- dat piece
nun cummed up en- 'scuse me er eatin'
lit all up. Dat mouter been so, jedge,
yo' onner, but dey didn't seen me ct it.
Dat all whu l gotter say, jedge."
well, it isn't all I've got to say"
replied Judge Fogarty, crisply. ''If
you're so hungry you can't leave other
mems dinner pals alone I'll give you
free board and lodging, where you can
get enough work to justify your appe-
tite. Five dollars or thirty days"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
SCREAMED AT NIGHT.


Baby Scratched Until Face Was Raw
and Bleeding-Eczema Cured by Cuti-
cura.
For over two years my little baby
girl suffered with a raw, itching and
painful eczema on her head and face
the pain causing her to scream day
and night, and my wife could get no
rest. We tried several doctors, but
without success. Unless we kept her
hands tied she would scratch until
her face was like raw beef. One cake
of Cuticura Soap and two boxes OF
Cuticura Ointment completely cured
her, healing her face without mark
or blemish. (Signe0 W. ]. Morgan
Orchard Town, New Lambton, New
South Wales, Australia"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Boston, tells women how to avoid such
suffering; she writes:
Dear Mrs Pinkham:-
81 suffered misery for several years with
| irregular menstruation- Ny back ached;
had bearing down pains, and frequent head
aches; could not sleep and could hardly
drag around. / consulted two physicians
without relief, and as a last resort, l tried
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
to my surprise, every ache and pain left me:
Igained ten pounds and am IN perfect health
Miss Pearl Ackers of 327 North Sum-
mer Street, Nashville. Tenn, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
az suffered with painful periods, severe
backache, bearing-down pains, pains across
the abdomen; was very nervous and irTita-
BILE, and my trouble grew worse every month
MY physician failed to help me and
Compound. 1 soon found it was doing me
good. All my pains and aches disappeared,
and no longer fear my monthly periods"
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is the unfailing cure for all these
troubles. 1t strengthens the proper
muscles, and displacement with all it,
horrors will no more crush you.
Backache, dizziness, fainting, bear.
ing down pains, disordered stomach,
moodiness, dislike of friends and society
all symptoms of the one cause-will
be quickly dispelled, and it will make
you strong and well.
You can tell the story of your suf-
ferings to a woman, and receive help
full advice free of cost. Address Mrs.
| Pinkham, Lynn. Mass.
pound Succeeds Where others Fail
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Secret OF Success.

my success as a fiction writer" re-
marked the man with the ink-stained
fingers, "has enabled me to pile up quite
a large bank balance"
Indeed" exclaimed the new club
member. "It's queer 1 never happened
to get hold of any of your books"
'Oh, 1 don't write books, replied the
literary party. my speciality is writing
advertisements for summer resorts"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Inflammation of the bladder, having
experienced relief the second day Of
using the medicine.
(Signed) J. A. GOULDEN,
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, y. Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Uuspoken Words,

Charitable Lady-My good man. what
would you say to steady job of work
with three square meals a day?
Meandcring Mike-Fd stay all right to
de tree square meals. ma'am, but wot
I'd say ter de steady job NV work
cor Idn't be said in de presence Nv lady.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Saphead-Bifkins actually had the au-
dacity to call me donkey this morning.
Miss Caustique-Did you have that
suit on then?
Saphead-Yes; but why do you ask
Miss Caustique-I can't understand
how he nistook clotheshorse for dom
key.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Light on the Subject.

81 want a loaf of bread" said the
lady as she entered the bakery, "and
want it nice and light"
.'Yes'm,' replied the new boy whe
was anxious to please, Eve have some
nice pound loaves that weigh only 'leven
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

trlct or New YORK,
also trustee of the
Soldiers Home at
Bath, N. Y, writes:
Gentlemen: a 8
many of my friends
have used Doan's
Kidney Pills and
have been cured Of
kidney and bladder
troubles, l feel it my
duty to recommend
the medicine. From
personal experience
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
To wash Black stockinps.

To prevent black stockings from as
Stunning a greenish hue, wash as follows:
Dissolve a liberal amount of Ivory Soap
in gallon of water as hot as the hands
can bear. Wash through several suds of
this preparation: rinse through two warm
waters, adding to the last a tablespoonful
of vinegar. Dry and press on the wrong
side with cool iron.
ELEANOR r. PARKER.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Real restitution is rarely seen in
Janan. Though some OF its inhabl-
tarts are very poor, yet all seem to
be fairly well fed.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
An E.xllianafioa.

The shades of night were falling fast, y
So runs one of the poets lines;
He was just passing a mansion grand
As the servant pulled the blinds.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Refort Courteous.

Miss Elderleigh-What Your baby
10 months Old and can't walk yet! Why,
1 could go it alone at the age of z
months.
Mrs Youngwife-Yes. and l notice
you have been going it alone ever since.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

The Ginnelle lock on the Seine is 81
constructed that one man can open o.
shut it by simply touching an electri,
button as he sits in his office.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Possibly the mikado waived indem-
nifty because of his knowledge that
Russia had not the cash to pay, sug.
gests the Richmond Times Despatch.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
A Strenuous Part,

do you find Hamlet a difficult role 2
asked the inquisitive person.
"No," replied the transforming TRACE
dian, ''but l have to hump myself when
ever / tackle Richard HIP
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Identify Easily E.tabli.bed

What kind of looking man is that
chap, Gabbleton, you just mentioned
l don't believe / have met him."
well, if you see two men off in a cor
ner anywhere and one of them looks
bored to death, the other one is Cable
ton"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

An American inventor has brought out
gun which will propel a projectile
weighing 100 pounds 80 miles. 1t is said
that the shot will pierce a six-inch steel
target at the end of the journey.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Ifyou wish beautiful, clear, white clothe
use Red Cross Ball Blue Large OF
package, cents.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

A large percentage of the people il
Brazil go barefoot except on Sunday
and holidays.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

We are never without bottle Of Piso'a
Cure for Consumption in our house.
Mrs. E. II. Swayze. Wakita, Okla, April
II 1901
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
NOTES AND COMMENTS.

The girlless telephone is coming
and the horseless carriage is gong
at a tremendous rate, observes tae
New York Tribune.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

The war is over, but earthquakes,
volcanic eruptions and al manner OF
disasters keep up the worlds strenu
Gus life.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
CONGRESSMAN GOULDEN.

Finds Ouick Relief from Bladder
Troubles Through Doan's Kidney Pills
Hon. Joseph A. Goulden, Member of
Congress representing the 18th Dis
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

DIR. David Kennedy's Fnvorite Remedy f. excel.
lent for the liver Cured after eight years of
;ng." S. Pepron. Albany. n. Y. World Famous. 81
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

In the copper belt Of Shasta county
CAL. ore has been found 25o rect dep
or than it has been found hitherto
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Mrs. Wirslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething; the gums, reduces Inflammation, al
lays pain. cures wind collie. Is cents bottle.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Sewing on buttons is not wifel
duty in Japan. There are no buttons.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Very Low Rates to California via
Wabash X. r.
From Sept. 18th to Oct. 3lst Single trip
eolonist tickets on sale at all stations.
Write any Wabash Agent or address G. s.
Crane, G. P. & T. A, st. Louis, Mo.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
FREE BOTTLE
10l45


The genuine has q date and number
| stamped on the label-take no other from
your druggist.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Are your clothes faded? Use Red Cross
Ball Blue and make them white again.
Large OF. package, 5 cents.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
PIJRREP STANDS

RUBBER STAMPS.
All kinds Of Rubber Stamps Made to Order
SeIf-Inking Daters--something new. Ink and
linking Pads. Send for Catalogue to Lock Boz
zIo. Fort Wayne Indiana.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Poor Ma!

Visitor-What nice dolly! l suppose
you love her better than anybody except
your ma?
Elsie-Oh! dolly's much nicer than
ma.
Visitor-Oh, you don't mean that!
Elsie-Of course / do. Dolly never
interrupts me when I'm speaking.-Phil-
adelphia Press.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Modern business enterprise has
overcome that impossibility of our
youtn-to eat ones cake and have
it. There's nothing easier to finan-
cier than to sell bonds and own them.
remarks the New York American.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
Hundreds of Cures.

Dr. Hartman is constantly in receipt
of testimonials from people who have
been cured of chronic and complicated
kidney disease by Peruna. For free
medical advice. address DR.. Hartman
President of The Hartman Sanitarium,
Columbus Ohio
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

School gardens have passed the ex-
perimental stage. They have eStab-
lished their educational usefulness in
many cities.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12
HAVE YOU COWS?
If you have cream to separate good
Cream Separator is the most profitable In
vestment you can possibly make. Delay
rrnaanr daily rrasfa of

time, labor and product.
DE LAVAL CREAM
SEP A IA TORS save
$10.- per cow per year
every year of use over all
gravity setting systems
and So per COW over
all initiating separators.
They received the Grand
Prize or Highest Award
Of CT To,1ia
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

The most significant Of the new
movement is the changed attitude of
the Chinese mind toward Western
learning, the Baltimore Sun states.
Till recently this attitude was of the
litterati to the merits of anything the
foreign devils could teach. The sue
cess of the Japanese-wno have ASST
inflated Western earning-against
themselves and against even the Rus
slams in an object lesson which they
can no longer ignore.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

All the sea-going nations will SYM
pathize with Japan in her loss of the
Mikasa, says the New York Times.
To have survived all the perils of the
war and to be destroyed at last by
a commonplace accident. an accident.
moreover, which indicates lapse OF
that skill and care which have made
the Japanese Navy so terrible in war,
this is an inglorious fate for the most
famous ship in that navy.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1905-10-12

Pnkhams veSet.As Compound Succeeds Where others Fail
The daily sentinel., 1905-01-20
Ma u lhe .nIr Elrr,,e

Some OF the Peabody republicans
are asserting that the appointment
Of Judge Walter S. Sullivan TO the
vacancy on the bench OF the county
court was the work Of the big five
They argue that. with full repub-
lIcan board of county commission
ers, republican should have been
appointed to this good position.
The Sentinel believes that II the
appointment was the work Of the
big FIVE" hail to the big fve,"
for their discrimination in the mat
ter. This paper has always main
tained that the Office Of county Judge
should be filled by man who is
learned in the law. and that to have
someone else TO assume to perform
the duties Of that Office who has not
taken regular law course Is a great
presumption. The public is happy
TO know that Judge sullivan VIII ad-
minister the affairs. Of this Office for
the next TWO years. and Il is hoped
for many years longer. as he is In
every way equipped for its growing
and important duties.
The daily sentinel., 1905-01-20
Chnngc in Hnllrond OnlcinIs.

quite an important change Is siat-
ed to take place in railroad circles
in this city on the first OF the month.
For some time no master mechan-
ic has been located in this city. the
duties OF that position having been
filed by an acting general foreman.
For many years the position was
filled by Alexander struthers. now
connected with the Monatt road In
an important position
On the first OF the month Tray
cling Engineer Hardy Of the Midland
road viii come to this city and as
sumo the important duties Of master
mechanic OF the fourth division Of
the Rio Grande road. The present
acting general foreman, Mr. Mahon-
ey, has resigned his position and VIII
accept a position in the machine
shops Of the road In this city.
II is said that. with the coming
OF the new master mechanic. the
shop froccs win be largely Increased
and thar much more work win he
done here than formerly
The daily sentinel., 1905-01-20

The new addition TO the Grand
Valley National Bank block will be
completed and ready for occupancy
BY February l. The Ladies' Empor-
ium will have elegant quarters in
the building.
The ministers and members Of the
Law and order League are circulat
ing a petition and securing sigma
lures to the same. in which it is
stated that the league will put out
a candidate for mayor and city
ticket that win stand on the princi-
pies and for the policies advocated
by the league in its recent cam
paigns and crusades in this city. The
persons who attach their signatures
to the petition pledge themselves TO
support the candidates the league
places in the field The names OF
the prospective candidates are with
held from the petition
The daily sentinel., 1905-01-20
inst Plain Facts

People like to know when they are
getting their moneys worth When
they pay their money they feel good
if they know they are getting the
best possible article in the line they
want that thar money can buy
There has ever been a class Of
people in this world who. on seeing
that their standard Of excellency is
not as high as that Of some other
class. begin 10 knock and knock day
in and day out in an effort to hide
their shortcomings by a curtain Of
false fabriearions woven at a COM
petltor's expense
When daily paper realizes that
its service is far inferior to that of
contemporary. and all efforts to
equal or smpass that service have
failed, the knocking begins. When
a paper declares every day that it
is THE best paper. that the other
paper steals from its local columns
etc, etc. and at the same time can
not back its assertions by a compar-
ison Of the papers. a reader of that
he is patronizing the wrong paper.
Just 10 show eonclusively that The
Sentinel publishes more news than
any other paper in the city. we take
mp last nights edition and make a
short resume Of the news given
The Sentinel last night gave its
readers five important headed local
items that appeared in no other pa
per in the city. A terrible accident
happened in the Fruita community.
an account OF which appeared ex-
clusively in The Sentinel. Thou
sands OF dollars changed hands in
big stock deal the news Of the
death Of a prominent citizen reached
the city; the Red Men held big
meeting and installation Of officers.
Charles Wah, the we'll known China
man. departed for his native home to
spend the remainder of his days
all these things transpired, yet no
other paper heard anything about
them and they appeared exclusively
in The Sentinel The Sentinel gave
fourteen important local items Of
over five lines each that were ex-
elusive. and twenty-seveu smaller
news items thar were given by an
other paper. Seven items that The
Sentinel had given before were pub
lished in another paper last night
Three OF these were given our read
ers the night before and were re-
produced yesterday in another pa
per. One Of the seven was given FIVE
nights before TO The Sentinel read
ers
However. the readers or the other
paper viii ct all Of these items pub
Iished exclusively in The Sentinel
either tonight or a little later in the
ohter paper.
Truly The Sentinel publishes
more news. when 1t Is news. than
any other paper ever published I'm
the city, and When YOU see lt In
The Sentinel today you will see it
in the other paper tomorrow"
Alaska sentinel., 1905-01-26
Kitten Aroused Dogs Jealousy

A curious instance of dogs intelll. gent Jealousy is reported from Llani- shen.
 A happy family there consisted of a lady. cat. kitten and a Yorkshire terrier. All four were on excellent terms until the terrier took umbrage at attentions which it's mistress be- slowed upon the kitten.
 The terrier srraightway began to dig hole in the garden, and finished it's task to its satisfaction in three days.
 Then the kitten disappeared. A search was made. and as the terrier was seen putting down the earth over the hole which il had refilled, the soil was removed. and the kitten was found to have been buried alive.
 The dog was punished, but 1t took the kitten to the grave again, and the following day took it to ditch and left it there.-London Daily Express
Alaska sentinel., 1905-01-26
: E s ] |zzzEDITORlAISszgz2 ] Opinions of Great Papers Important Subjects. <
 

makes newly married couple for home of their own like life in the average boarding house. And then they get home. There isn't much money They realize that they than they should wedding fxngs and Charley discovers that he attention to business and less household he continue to draw his weekly stipend
 The girl who doesn't know how and dust and sweep. and make beds and home, miles deep in hole She is going realize 1t sixty. y.three times day and nave little weep time the awful fact comes home to her She is going read cook book and feel more hopeless every time she recipe She s going to lose some of her looks and good deal of her sweetness while experimenting in the kitchen hot stove and unless she has the disposition of angel and her husband is ripe for halo the first quarrel will occur at mealtme with poorly cooked grub for It's foun dalton.
 There should be necessity of school for brides There should be without the home educa ton necessary make them successful and happy But things are not what they should be in this world and let's hope that the Philadelphia experiment will success and that host of girls will he graduated Into useful wiyes-Cincnnat Ii Post.
Alaska sentinel., 1905-01-26
How to Live.

is we'll to live many years If we provided try
 at least to make the years useful. Each year
 three hundred and sixtyye days of possible effort \ each day has its twenty four hours in which good thought or noble ambition may be born. But de vote altogether much time this thought of long life and good health. We should adopt def mite plan of sefcontrol and sedeniai with the hope living to be old
 But the plan thus adopted should become matter of constant habit working without thought effort the hear works in it's lifelong pumping physical plan of life is mapped thoughts should be diverted from It. From that every particle energy should be devoted the of ourselves useful We should concentrate lives upon form upon many forms of mental activity. We should compel ourselves the important that is being done around well the things that ha we been done in the past.
 We should resolve 10 add something matter how little good work that have If cannot least spread knowledge. If do the things, talk about them ntellgently in that will stir ambition in the minds of those that are younger and abler--New York Journal.