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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23
GENERAL REPAIR SHOP
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

BAKER & FOLSOM, FUNERAL d.
rectors aud licensed embalmers.
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parlor.
Two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone Main 75.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23
MUSIC STUDIO.
SEWING MACHINES.

ED EBEN. WHOLESALE AND RE-
tail dealer in sewing machines and
supplies. 200 East Court street, PEN
d.eton. Oregon.
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FRATERNAL ORDERS.

B. p. o. ELKs. PENDLEToN LODGE
No. 2SS. Regular meetings first
and third Thursdays each month.
All brothers visiting in the city most
cordially invited to attend. Hall In
LaDow block, Court street Thomas
Fitz Gerald, E. r.: c. n. Bean, Sec.
PENDLEToN LODGE NO. So A. F.
& A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays OF each month. All visiting
brethren are invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23

]. NJ. BENTLEY REPRESENTS THE
oldest and mest reliable fire and
accident insurance companies. Offic
with Hartman Abstr-ct Co.
JOHN HALEY. JP., U. S. LAND
Commissioner. Specially made OF
land filings and proof. Insurance
and collections. Office in Judd Luilt-
ing room l6,
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PLUMBING.
LIVERY AND FEED STABLE.

COMMERCIAL LIVERY, FEED AND
Sale Stables. Simonton Bros &
Corley, Props. Horses boarded by day.
week or month, 80 cents per day.
First-class livery turn-outs. Aura
street between ebb and Alta. Phone
Black 1921.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23
PAWN BROKERS.

UNCLE TOMS PLACE, OPPOSITE
Pendleton Steam Laundry Unre-
deemed pledges sold. Clothes, watch
es. pistols. guns. Cheapest place in
Pendleton.
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National Convention Women's Chris
uan Temperance Union, Los Ange-
les, October i25-NOyembcr 2. I0O5

Account above occasion. the o. r.
& N makes a rate OF s47.15 for the
round trip. Dates Of sale October 10
and 20. For particulars, call on or
address E. C. Smith, agent o. r. & N.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-THREE-R COT
tage, furnished for housekeeping.
517 Aura street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23
ARCHITECTS AND BUILDERS.

HOWARD G. SWINGLE, ARCHI-
tects and Architectural Engineers.
Practical and reliable plans and speci-
fications and thorough superintend-
ence of all kinds of building and con-
struction. Taylor Building corner
Main and w er streets.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23

CITY LIVERY STABLE, ALTA
st t. Carney G. IAennedy, Props.
Livery. feed and sales stable. Good
rigs at all times. Cab line In connec-
ton. Phone, Main 701.
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BROKER.

D. NICHOLS, ARCHITECT-RooM
3. Association block.
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d. A. MY, CONTRACTOR AND
Builder. Estimates furnished on
all kinds of masonry, cement walks,
stone walls, etc. Leave orders at East
Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1905-09-23

T. M. KELLER, PLASTERING AND
cement walks a speciality. Esti-
mates furnished free. Work guaran-
teed. Leave orders at Goodman cigar
store, Main street. p. o. Box 104.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08
A DEEP SEA GLuTTON.
This Marine wizard Can :. How =
Flsh Irice It, Own ST..


That one animal can devour another
twice its own size az single swallow
Is statement that may seem as in
credible as any fish story ever invent
Ell. writes DIR. Sandersou Christison.
Nevertheless IL is true OF certain fish
es- So far as known such fishes are In
habitants OF the deep Seas. where utter
darkness perpemally prevails. with an
unvarying temperature almost as cold
as ice and pressure ranging. accord
ing 10 depth. from quarter 10 three or
four tons upon every squire inch Of
their body surface. The deep sea is
commonly regarded as commencing
where the rays OF sunlight cease TO
penetrate. which is estimated TO be less
than loo feet below the surface. and
may extend 10 twenty times that dis
lance or even much more down 10 the
bottom OF the ocean. Fishes have been
dredged from below 1900 feet.
a deep sea gsh. the ChiasmOdus nj
ger, six and Hve-eighths Of an inch
long. has been found 10 have swal-
lowed another fish ten and a half lnch-
eS long. The stomach OF the devourer
is stretched as thin as gold beater's
skin. II has sharp. hooked teeth. which
cross each other from opposite sides OF
the mouth and usually point backward.
According 10 Gunther. the fish after
having seized its victim with its cana
cious and very movable jaws partly
presses 10 down as a snake would do
and partly draws itself over II. The
prey Is received into an eSophagus and
lnsa d..
as exteusible as an india rubber pouch.
The stomach when empty Is contracted
and folded up anG projects but little
below the abdomen
When deep sea fish is brought 20
the surface. how gradually and careful
soever. its bones are often like 50 much
touchwood and It's muscles like rotten
pulp, while It's eyes are burst from its
sockets and it's viscera are often blown
out OF the body cavity by the exuan-
sion OF the air bladder IL frequently
happens that deep sea fishes are found
floating heipleSsly on the surface OF
the ocean with large prey I'm their
stomachs. Their appearance under
these circumstances Is accounted for
by the efforts OF their struggling vic
~ W. N'N"l'' AiViA tlitif laW~. cauS-
ing them 10 ascend beyond the horizon
tai zone which they usually inhabit.
Deep sea fishes are commonly black
or dark brown. But. although Il is
claimed that light is essential 20 the
formation OF colors. some deep sea
fishes are scarlet I'm parts or uniform
red or rosy. Others are silvery white.
while. according 90 Alcock. the nco-
copelus Is 'one dazzling sheen OF pur-
PIE and silver and Furnished gold
amid which Is a sparkling constellation
OF luminous orgauS'~
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08
GEORGE L. KILNIER.


III las been said that kerosene like
the hre II is to encourage. is enc OF the
pest servants, bat the worst of masters.
out the oil is safe and excellent fire.
Ishdler II 1t is rightly used. One safe.
way 10 use it is to lay few pieces Of
"Ood on shovel and pour a little kero-
sene upon these before they are put in
.iie stove but an easier way is TO fill
TN can half full Of the oil and mt I'm
as much kindling or as many cobs as.
.he can will hold. and they are ready
ior instant use. and two or three pieces
vi Aihdling or as many cobs are enough
10 start one fire. AS nearly every serv,
ant VIII use kerosene In an extremity.
!. Is wei TO give directions as 10 how
!. can be used without any danger. and
sun another safe and easy way 10 use
she OIL Is to I'LL glass jar about half
III" OF pieces OF brick about the size OF
M egg cover with Oil. and seal. aud
que piece viii make slow and steady
flame
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

turning about 10 assaii the new enemy
Long ordered the bugles 20 sound the
charge. Armstrong; Confederate di-
vision, 1900 in number. occupied the
position I'm front OF Long The latter
mustered less than 1.GOO for the as
sault
Longs men were armed with repeat
Ing carbines and as they advanced
poured a steady stream Of bullets into
the confederate ranks. Despite the fire
OF artillery and musketry which swept
the open space for COO yards the gal
liant troopers pushed forward steadily
and I'm fifteen minutes had cleared the
works between Armstrong and Rod
dey'S brigade OF supports. Then the as
saiiants turned leftward upon Arm
strong's own line. Forrest threw
himself into the breach with all the
troops he could rally. and q portion OF
Longs command suffered terribly for
a moment
AT last Armstrong; line gave way.
and the scene became one OF wild con-
fusion. The Confederate troopers
beaten from the breastworlls. rushed
for their horses: the militia threw
away their arms in flight. and the
streets Of the city became choked with
soldiers, citizens and horses hurrving
10 escape.
Forrest and his generals got away
separately after darkness came to their
relief. Wilson gathered in 200 prison
ers OF war. including 100 officers and 81
cannon. He estimated the garrison Mt
1000. His own force at hand was
5000. with guns. In the brief assault
Longs casualties amounted to 40 killed
and 26O wounded. The leader and
OF bis colonels were shot down while
cheering on their men.
GEORGE L. KILMER.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08
HOREHOUND WATERS.
How to Make an E1ceIIent Remedy
For Coughs.

How to Make an E1ccIlent Remedy
For Coughs.
These are excellent for coughs and
colds and pleasant 10 the taste says
the Pittsburg Chronicle-Telesraph. Cut
small package OF pressed horehound
herb into thirty-two portions and make
pint of tea from one Of them. This
Is done 10y bringing il 10 a boil. Just ns
IN making ordinary tea. Then strain
II and place the decoction in a two
quart iron saucepan. add to IL two
pounds Of GRADUATED sugar and set
over bright fire TO boil.
Wash the inside OF the kettle to the
Sirup's edge and add 4 dlmeful OF pure
cream OF tartar which has been disSolv-
ri in tablespoonful OF water. DO NOT
stir the mixture when il is boiling. and
let Il boil rapidly for ten or twelve
minutes.
AT this point the strip should appear
quite thick. and when a spoonful OF IL
is dropped into cold water and then
pinched between the thumb and fingers
II should be very brittle and snap like
glass. The trouble with such candies
is that they are not allowed 10 boil long
enough, and consequently they become
sticky soon after they are made.
When the portion shows the 'hard
crack ii Is done. and 1t must be re-
moved quickly from the fire and pour
ed in small drops over the surface OF an
oiled marble slab or on oiled sheets OF
Tin.
In ten minutes time they are ready
to serve
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

10 clean macintosh cloak FIRST dip
the garment in cold soft water. chen
win a scrubbing brush and yellow
soap proceed to scrub IL all over. hav.
ing spread IL on The table When the
dirt is removed dip tine cloak in repeat.
Ell waters TO get rid OF the suds, but do
not wiring IL. Hang up in the air or in
an airy room. but do not put near the
IRE Paint or grease spots must be re-
moved by spirits OF turpentine. and
common soap will perform the rest.
The dirtiest part viii need most scrub
bling. In cleaning "A macintosh always
avoid hot water.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

potent / am apprehensive that Grant
may press around my flank and cut our
sole remaining line OF supplies Now.
general" he said. looking me straight in
the face. what is 10 be done2"
With this he laid his paper down and
leaned back in his chair / replied:
Since you have done me the honor TO
ask my opinion. i Will give IT, The situa-
uon as you prOtray IL Is Infinitely worse
than ! had dreamed IL was. l cannot
doubt that your Information Is correct
1 am confident that one OF two things
should be done at once. We must either
treat with the United States government
on the best terms possible or we should
concentrate all our strength on one pOint
OF Grants linc-seecting some point on
the right bank OF the Appomattox-as-
sault him. break through his lines de-
stroy his pontocns. then turn fun upon
the nank OF his left wing. sweep down il
and destroy Il II possible, and then tofn
General Johnston IN North Carolina by
forced marches and combining our army
with his. fall upon sherman"
and what them"
III we beat him and succeed in making
considerable battle. treat at once for
terms. am forced 10 the conclusion.
from what you say. sir. that we have no
time for delay"
finally submitted the plan OF battle 10
General Lee. which ne approved and or
dered executed. IL was briefly this: ITO
take Fort Stedman by direct assault at
night; then send a separate body OF men
10 each or the rear forts. who claiming
20 be Federals. might pass through the
Federal reserves and take possession OF
the rear line OF forts. as IL ordered TO do
so by the Federal commander. next then
TO press with my whole force TO the rear
OF Grants main line and force him out
or his trenches. destroy his pontoons cur
his telegraph wires and press down his
HANK We both recognized IL as the for
lorneSt or foriorn hopes.
Fort Stedmau was made the poIat Of
attack because II was the nearest 10
the Confederate works, being about
sixty rods from CoIquitt's salient
There Were two strong Federal works
on the right and left of Fort Stedman-
namely, Fort Haskell and Fort MECH
'ery-dlstant respectively so and 100
yards. There was also an intrenchad
iine OF infantry and batteries connect.
ing these works and second intranch-
ed line hundred yards in the rear one
nile IN rear or this position Grant had /
military railroad and teleranb ey.
Iendlng the whole length OF h,s a.
erenched camps. Gordon's success
would depend upon his cutting the te1e'
srapn and railroad to delay the bring
ing OF Federal re-enforcements ON tha
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08
forrest S Fight Against Fate
A. FoRrIETH ANNIVERSARY WAR STORY
3 ANNIVERSARY WAR STORY
April IL. 1865

: Hopeless. for. as II 20 render II utterly so
his horse was now severely wounded by
pistol bali I'm the thigh. But II was not
the habit OF the man 20 lool upon aught
as hopeless.
Wheeling his horse toward the wagon.
giving him the spur hercely and lifting
him with the bride. the brave animal
rose into the air and surmounted the oh
stacle az "A bound. going some thirty steps
before he was halted, and Forrest turned
10 survey the field. Scarcely had he done
50 when he was charged by Federal Of
ncer. who lunged at him with HIS saber.
hut Forrest parted the thrust with his
other pistol. which he had been able 10
draw, and firing. killed his resolute ad-
versary Captain Taylor. BY this time
however those whom he hal eluded by
his desperate leap over the wagon had
continued TO pass II and were again upon
him Colonel NJ. C.. Galloway and DR.
Jones OF the stan came 10 the aid OF their
imperiled chief. and each put an adver-
sary hors de combat Forrest killed yet
another and Galloway, wounding stlll
another took him prisoner.
The Federal troopers fought with
sabers almost exclusively in this melee
Forrest and his STAFF were armed with
two navy revolvers each. the men in
the escort with Spencer rifles and
pistols.
At daylight April > Wilson resumed
MS march upon Selma Forests Skin
mishers were encountered about >
O'Clock and driven back TO the FORTH
cations. These consisted OF a FASHIONED
line. on a radius OF three miles. ex-
tending from the Alabama river above
the city 70 the same below. The profile
Of the line assaulted was as follows:
Height OF parapet. six to eight feet:
thickness, eight feet: depth OF ditch,
five feet. width. from ten 20 fifteen
feet; height Of stOckade. FIVE feet
General Emory Upton asked for
picked body OF 800 men TO work around
FORESTS flank and turn Il. but before
he could gather the detachment General
Long discovered a column OF Confeder-
ates riding up on his rear 20 divert his
attention while re-enforcements poured
into the works in front Instead Of
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

the words which Brooxiyn mani
scrawled on an envelope recently be-
fore he fred the pistol that ended his
life. The man had a prosperous bust
ness and a large family. TO whom he
was devoted I'm his sober moments. but
he became enslayed by the drink habit
and saw no way 10 break the chains
that bound him but by ending his ex-
istence with his own hand
Drink did IT, Gold help mer' might
wei serve as fitting inscription over
thousands OF other men who go down
10 ruin and death every year under
like eusiavement. And yet there are
those protesting 10 have the well be
ing Of the community at heart who
would have the drink shops turning out
their grist OF shame and ..hsery not
ouly for six days OF every week but
on the seventh day also.-I.eSlie's
Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08
Had Sold Both Ends Of IN. Bolt.

a Columbus shopper tells this
somewhat amusing story, giving the
incident as an actual happening.
Il was making some purchases"
she said, "in a downtown store and
was directed bv the fioorwalker to
the muslin counter. 4 Young man
was IN charge. and | noticed at first
that he was slightly affected bv hq-
nor. After sorting over number
Of bolts or the shelf he finally threw
down what ] wanted. He looked at
the cloth for a minute. meanwhile
fumbhng for the end. Finally he
said disgustedly: Dick must have
sold both ends Of this. Yes. I'm
sure he did And with that he
pushed his shears across the piece.
and from the end thus made he sold
me the quantity l wished "-Colum-
bus Dispatch.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08
Icopyright. 1906. by C. L. Kilmerl
~ ENERAL JOHN B. GORDONS
March IS. 1865

copyright. 1906 by G. l. Kilr1erl
- ENERAL JOHN p. GORDON'S
& - description of the famous Con-
~ federste attack which he led
against Grants lines at Peters
burg. March %. 1865. I heard from his
own lips In 1873. and about that time
another auditor, Henry w. Grady, put
It in print In the Philadelphia Times.
Having been participant on the Fed.
eral side in repeIling the assault, the
narration was one OF thrilling interest
TO me. In the following extracts from
the Times article are given the chief
points OF the brilliant fOrlorn attempt
TO raise the siege Of Petersburg and
unite the armies OF Johnston and Lee:
You remember the situation OF Affairs
I'm Virginia about the LIST OF March 1866
Grant had massed an enormous army in
front OF Petersburg and Richmond. and
fresh troops were hurrying 10 his aid
Our army covered line OF over twenty
miles and was in great distress.
Ay corps CStonewan JRckson's old
corps had been placed upon the right
wing OF the army. had general instruc-
tions 20 protect the flank OF the army
prevent General Grant from turning IT,
anu. an0Ne al. 70 protect the slender line
or road from which solely we received
our scanty supplies We were almost
continually engaged I'm lighting making
feints. protecting our sksrmsh lines
which the enemy were feeling and press
ing continually. Before daylight on the
morning OF the % OF March 1853 General
Lee sent for me. 1 mounted my horse at
once and rode TO the generals heRdquar-
ters- reached the house I'm which he
was staying at about O'Clock In the
morning
As 1 entered the room 70 which I had
been directed ] found General Lee alone
] shall never forget the scene. The gen
eral was standing at the fireplace his
head on his arm. leaning on the mantel-
piece. the first time 1 ever saw him look
Ing so thoroughly detected A dim lamp
was burning on small center table on
the table was n mass or official reports
General Lee remained motionless for a
moment after I opened the door lie
then looked up. greeted me with hts usual
and. drawing up chair sat down. I sat
opposite him.
u have sent for YOU. General Gordon
ne said. Ito make known 60 you the con-
dition OF our affairs and 90 confer with
you as 20 what We had best do" The
night was fearfuly cold. The FIRE and
lamp both burned low as General Lee
went on 20 give me the details OF the
situation. Il have here" he said ere
ports sent in by my officers tonight
Ind upon careful examination that have
under my command OF all arms hardly
900 men. These men are starving
Their sufferinEs are terrible and exhaust
ing My horses are broken down and irn-
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

The neighbors were discussing the
peculiarities OF an eccentric old resi-
dent Il do think" remarked Mrs.
Higgins, that old Mr. Tightun is the
contrariest man ON the face OF the
earth"
What's he doing nowy~ asked Mrs
Joggins.
Doing. You remember he used TO
say that when he had accumulated
10000 he was going TO Quit saving
money-the old skinhint.-and settle
down 20 the enjoyment OF ity~
YES"
We'll. he's actually done it,
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

There are two standards OF measure
ment OF human life the one 10y years.
the other 10y achievement Measured bv
years. Sidney lanicr's lifc Of less than
twoscore was broken column. meas
ured los achievement his life is not vet
eided-hc is immortal Robert Burns
died nc thirty seven. Byron az thirty
SIX. Foe at forty. Raphael at thirty-slN.
lanier az thirty-uine 10 is whom the
gods love die young And yet who
shall say that the Scottish pillow bow.
or the author OF "Childe Harold. " or he
who sang Of the Raven" or the paint.
or OF the TRANSPORTATION" or the COM
poser % Centennial Cantata." do not.
one and all. still speak 20 Us ina voices
whose echoes viii command enraptur-
ed listeners away down the centuries?
-Lippincott's
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08
On the Safe side

An old woman who persisted in bow
Ing during church service whenever
the name OF Satan was mentioned was
reprlmanded by the minister FOR so
unseemly habit The rcproof had.
however no effect. and the minister
asked her finally in evaporation why
she thought II necessary 10 bow.
wei. she replied. "civillts. costs
nothing. and you never know what will
happen"-Harper's Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

A cychst touring IN southern
France was pushing his machine up
steep bin when ne overlook a peas
ant with a donkey cart. The poor
beast was doing his best. but with
all It's efforts made ittle progress.
The humane cvclist. putting his left
hand on the back of the cart. guild
Ing his wheel with the right. pushed
so hard that the donkey took fresh
courage and pulled mp his load
bravely To- the top. When the SUM
init was reached the peasant CRATE
fully thanked his bcncfactor. "lt
was good of YOU. monsieur. he said.
Il should never have managed that
climb with only one donkey. Dir
mingham Post.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

Common clear glass left exposed In
certain desert regions OF the earth soon
changes greatly in Appearance and nc
qulres color, sometimes rose purple
and sometimes amethyst This change
has been attributed by some Observers
10 alkaline soils. but others maintain
that such changes occur where there is
no alkah and that il must be due to
the great activity OF the actinic RAYS OF
the sun where the atmosphere is very
clear.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

Miss smythe organizing sub
scription dance) - I'm In despair
about our dance. Mr.. Brown. So
many people have failed me, You'll
come. won't yous
Mr.. Brown Really, Miss Smythe,
I'm not dancing man. I don't
dance at all.
Miss Smyihe - Oh. that won't
matter in .he least You'd help TO
fill mp, YOU know.
Mr. Brown-Ah, yes; with pleas
ure. ] will look in about supper
time-London Punch.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

Choose song that tells tale m nos
sihle The vocal qualifications OF most
amateurs are So equal that the singer
whose words have some tangible mean.
Ing In them. though set to slmnie
melody is Ear more likely Co Ice appre-
ciated than the "moonlit river" TYNE Of
love ballad. Songs with complicated
rouiades or long. holding notes are best
avoided in the majority Of cases. Re
member that very popular songs are he
lng sung by more gifted vocalists than
yourself on every hand and YOU viii
suher 10y comparison. There are plenty
or good songs that are but little known
and one Of these. even IL inClnerentlv
rendered. is far more pleasing than the
latest thing from some popular opera
which everybody has heard. 10 not rs
rule. choose song with a difficult nc.
compartment The amateur vocalist il
10 very great extent az the mercy Of
the amateur accompanies. and the lat
Ter is often weak in execution and may
be the means OF spelling one OF your
most ambitious efforts.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1905-04-08

To open fruit Jars without any
trouble insert a knife between the glass
and the rubber. pressing down on the
glass while going around IL with the
knife and the cover will not only come
on with perfect ease. but it VIII NOT
inJure the zinc cover.