The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1905-05-27

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THE OFFICE Soy WANTS TO KNOW
# you've heard of that jubilant
victory celebration that didn't come
off?
What became of the wheel-barroH
load of tin horns?
# the Vigilants didn't keep the
horn blowers mighty quiet after max
ing preparations for SO much fuss?
It you would have been able to
hear yourself think if the back-o'-
town boys had captured that trumpet?
Why they didn't turn the tin horns
over to the Volunteers?
II the Volunteer boys didn't have
more right to blow?
seeing as how they didn't blow
beforeh and?
-and won the trumpet?
IT hereafter the Vigilants won't
wait until the race is over 10 do their
boasting?
Il they haven't had good cause to
remember that old saw, HE laughs
best, who laughs LAST?
# they didn't accept their defeat
good-naturedly, all right, all right?
Ii the Volunteers weren't generous
victorss
f there is any reason for the other
companies to feel ashamed for having
lost out in such a warm and close
contest?
When the Volunteers are going to
let up christening the trumpet?
II it's SO they are going to keep ii
up 'til the next Catholic fair?
# good many of them won't be-
out Of the going by that time?
# you know Of any one who Is dis
pleased at the result? s.
seeing as how all the companies
are satisfied?
--the fair management pleased?
and the fair sponsors perfectly
happy?
II Donaldsonville hasn't had more
presentations in the last two weeks
than ever before?
When the Hooks are coming across2
II you think they are not going to
do i5y
II you are not nightly mistaken?
If you won't have proof Of 1t in a
few days?
II you wouldn't like to be a member
OF the press gang this week and nexss
If they aren't going to have a high
old time?
# the trip to Havana won't be en-
ioyable?
How many will be able to hold down
their jobs and other things?
# number won't be in the same
fix as the fellow Juba used to tell
about in his minstrel performances, i. |
e.: He was so sick he threw up his
job?
It the Boss will think of Jnba and
his joke in his happiness?
If he the Boss) will think it's q
joke9
II he won't be about. the only one in
the crowd who will?
Whose cat Freddie has been play
ing with?
-or was it a post he ran into?
-or did the ground just fly up and
smack him in the face?
Il you think ne remembers what
happened?
What was the cause for all Freddie $
celebration, anyhow?
Was it birthday or just on ac-
count of being at home again?
What Freddie you think he is talk |
ing about?
i you think he's using up all this
jalk on one?
# you are right or wrong?
Why the two young society lads |
luarrelled?
Il they had any words before they
ELI out?
What was the provocation for the
dispute?
II it was because one them danced |
,oo often with the other fellows girl? /
Who had the best end OF the argu- |
nent Ernest or Emile?
II they do not know that it isn't |
considered nice to quarrel at a social |
junction?
II they won't kiss and make up?
II you knew there were so many
young after dinner speakers In Dom
II the I. O. c. r. banquet didn't
oring out number?
Ii a few didn't make very good talks?
How much better they would have
lone had they been prepared
If it wasn't strange how SO many
we're unprepared?
H the youngsters expected TO be no.
,ifed that they would be called upou
10 make an impromptu response?
III that isn't the secret of a gond
many Of the older fellows successful
speeches?
TT you don't believe ii?
III you don't think he can prove III !
y referring 70 Benny, Caleb, W alter,
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