The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-05-31
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FRIEND of the paper in the other day to explain
II that he had had little Of late He is
strict in his principles and would more think OF taking
alcoholic stmulant than he would OF taking money from the
poor fund But the other day he tried get glass Of soda
with his wife, and the drug clerk put stiff alcoholic
jolt in the bottom The party concerned did not become wise
the until the liquid partially consumed Then
he stopped set down the glass and said:
'My friend, there S liquor in this Soda
The clerk looked panied and replied:
"Wel, didn't you pass me out the wink ~
81 did not What you evidently took to be signal is
affection Of the eyed which ocuss tell me is very diff
cult to overcome-'
The Adrian Democrat tells how a young lawyer, who
spends much Of his time trying busy and prosperous
out for while, leaving his door neatly Marked
"Wl be back in hour On his return he found that
envious rival had inscribed underneath 'What for?
$685. z@S 'r.@#"@.
dress reformer in the east is holering loudly about
the dangers of the compression of the waist Did
try the coaseeve belt? &&5s*r 49,: ~.
The Japanese quiet people, rule but they may
be excused this week if they make noise than Babys
LIST 9th.
There is to be disturbance Portland Ore June %
and the following days defense Of the unchangng and
Interchangeable principles of human liberty, in other
words the meeting OF the annual convenon
of woman sufragsts My goodness girls what more liberty
you ask for?
The Sank Center Herald, Bro Eddy's paper last week
sewing a
paid local and lost dog ad made two speeches and col
lected spaniel pup subscription Times may be hard
in the country, " says the Herald, "but haven't
ticed it. IT, -tE@5 T. '-- - T..
Sank Center man lost his, pup and advertised him IN the
Herald The next morning the dog returned with copy of
the paper in his mouth f anyone doubts this statement
says the Herald we show the chair where the sat
when he told U.S.
The editor of the Kit.son Gounty Ene tells of pas
turing with gladness ar with singleness cf bsert
Norwegian herring and cola p0tsoes, with sourdocs
tard krackebrod gammaost topped grasICa, dande-
top green's,
bread and onions ought be able mould PabIc
opinion a diet like that. But what is ''gammalost'7
The Blue Earth Post "cas down" this column for
proving the Rev. F. B. Hill for rejoicing in persecution
If you recall advised Mr. Hill to practice what he
preached. The Post says: .-.z
If we all acted on Bro. Russell's concluding
~v evhoration (vz, to practice what you preach)
the most of would quit and Bro R. would
be in the first set Of fours Iii .e1 .,t1g. ...t
After considering this ghfully Of the opinion
that the Post is right Nevertheless, claim to have
made progress. We have preached much about self
control. When the stepped garden the other
morning. and ate off the tops of the tomatoes felt
anger for the misguided beast but shooed her gently
firmly OUT replaced the pasture bars and put tomato
plants at eventde Can the Blue Earth Post point with
pride record like this? When the large white lady dog
buried her bone among the and basams uprooting
ten fifteen of the same, the natural man would have
thought damn regarding the dog. We partially refraned
and afterwards spoke kindly Of her, having in mind the
words Of the collect ~ ..,.# 3. ..z .gflf,yH
"Grant to us, thy humble servants, that may think
those things that good and by thy mercfu guiding
perform the same' .n..::. 4.sg~ztn a
With this explanation we would like to ask the Blue
Earth Post if he see his way clear to put US
into the second perhaps the third set Of fours? Ger
tainy any who has off his newspaper with the aid
of gasoene engine week and week out in possession
of experience which, if properly used is calculated
bring good and moderation into happy alliance with
tenderness and fervent charity "A. j. R.