The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-08-08
With the Long B0aU.
Bye uature's walks, shoot folly as II hhss."

"A saying when interrupted of the best health
~ this continent is Fourth street S, just off
Ncoet The air there always good and the asphalt dust
and coal Crime to cut it when the too
stimulating. The water is excellent There is running
spring the reporters fed by the water cart people
and old bed spring in the alley If it is substance
want, the city water always with Mosquitoes and
malaria absent and week the business office
loosens up little and you draw your salary This fur
nishes simple form of that is both agreeable and
profitable. There is almost always away that
you obtain extra work moments notice. have
been doing, and the rosy hours pass eagles wngsor
rather should pnions There health resort like
the good old office.
The czars insomnia does not readily yield to treatment.
This variety must have been caught from the baby:
The Indians the 500 celebration report good time
barring the slight touch of encyclopedias in the oratoy
But, of course, nobody is expected to enjoy that
Little Frank was working out his arithmetic with
tended tongue when he became tangled the matter of
"quarters' and asked father.
"say pop, how quarters of thing are equal to
the whoeq
''Now, you think about that YOURSELF said his wise
father.
~ have'
: "How many quarters make dolarq'
: "Four.''
"Wel that's the whole dollar, isn't it,"
eyes Then what want to know is are the old horses
fore quarters the whole horse?''
(Father down and out)
farmer at Adrian opened hill Of potatoes and five
bushels before he could close it again. This must
have been for the Adrian Democrat the five bushels
Of potatoes the next day.
The Miller S. D., Sun brings news Of an actor named
OConnell who took claim fortyve miles from that place
in the SOS and cured his wife of the consumption by having
her sleep farm box at night Just before arising
in the morning she thoroly wet down with ice cold
water viii treatm during he
The got we'll and again went the stage. They
gave their first performance after the at Faukton The
play heavy Romeo and Juliet and went off we'll
Senator Smith, to accommodate played the role OF corpse
and while taking the part sneezed violently The asounded
but delighted audience passed it the ground that
the senator not a professional.
M4
Colonel James 1>iton Lewis, now Chicago states
man. his physician that his whiskers
of his defective eyesght The doctor does not
claim that this optical nefecveness is due to the dazzling
endor of the rich crop of alfalfa raised by Colonel Lewis
for ornament but to the terrible drain his system IN
keeping whskers up their rich lilac tone. If
to question of sacrificing whskers sight, may be
sure the colonel will deprive the people of the rich
autumna tint in the sight Of which they have been
revel It would be crime against both nature
and art.
Encamped at Wyndygoul, home of Ernest
Thompson Coscob, Conn., tribes of the
Seton Indians living tepees, playing Indian games and
enjoying all kinds Of aboriginal sports. Mr. Seton is med
Of the Snawo tribe composed OF his boy neighbours
Besides these dusy inhabitants of the woods 10000 other
boys in this country look to him their great chief
The reason he does hold that title because national
meeting has yet been held but is being planned one
delegate to be sent from each tribe.
The tribes the east Flying Eagles, Of Rutherford
N j.; Red Traers of Moncair, N j.; Setting Suns, of
Riverside Quopocks of Manus Sinawo of Coscob, and
the Mohegans and Owenokes Of Greenwich Conn.
How would you like to be Red Trailer and trail the
willy oughnut its pantry lair chase the fiery cooky
the kitchen prairie?
We recall Indian encampment in the 70s that was
suddenly broken by the black and tan dog G throwing
one of the gorgeous and dark blue fits with trimmings
on it ever thrown by small hot dog in Braeys pasture
Every Indian thought that Gyp had gone mad and
all the aborgnes fled fercely for home About hour
later Gyp in little shaky but all right He Tapped
up gallon Of water hand at time and
prominent the dog fight front of Lyman Barers house
at p. m. A j. H.
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