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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
AII had TheIr Preferenees.

1t is reported that on recent oc.
casion when Arthur Balfour, Joseph
Chamberlain, Lord Charles Beresford
and the Japanese minister were dining
out together Mr.. Balfour. who was
standing treat, asked Mr.. Chamberlain
what he would have. Thanks I'll
take Scotch, Arthur" was the re-
spouse. And what will you take, Lord
Charles?v I'm take Irish, Arthur"
"And what win you take?" addressing
the Japanese minister. eIll take Port
Arthur. thanks" was the answer
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
NOW THE MANHATTAN SMASH.
New Drink That Pleases Both the
Eye and the Palate.

Il tNCW bflUh " Udh FICdSCS BOLT tnC
Eye and the Palate.
Now, the Manhattan smash, made
first by Tom Powers, Is made in a
champagne glass;" says the Kansas
City Times you pour three different
colored liquors into the stem Of the
glass; so. You must do it carefully
SO they don't mix. Then you drop a
cherry into the bowl on top of the
stem and shut the liquors in; they
don't mix with the top drink at ALL
They're there just for the color effect.
But they come down in the end and
give you the tang that makes the Man
haitian smash the ordinary Manhat-
tan with a difference. Then you take
a long glass and smash an orange in
1t, fill it with broken ice and over
that the ordinary Manhattan. Last
you must pour that into your cham
payne glass without disturbing the
cherry or the liquors in the stem.
And when that is done" said the bar
keeper, handing the glass to his friend,
you have the manhattan smash. Try
It,"
The guest held the glass with its
murky, orange-tinted bowl up to the
light. At the base Of the bowl lay the
red cherry Shining like good deed
in naughty world" and under that
the stem of three colored liquors. He
drained the glass. "It's Manhattan"
he said, "and a sensation" Half a
dozen men along the bar counter had
listened to the exposition with curious
interest. The curious guest turned
with an ineffable light in his face.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
THE COUNTRY OF The NASAL

finite tact and resource. He had fire
works, he was skilled in sleight OF
hand, and, most wonderful Of all, he
could take out his teeth and put them
back againl The most remarkable
magicians the Nasal ever saw had
never done this. They let him pass
because he was a great wonder work
er and good fellow.
But it was the rife OF the white
pioneers that finally opened their
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
The Mall of the Weary.

ne wall OF t0e weary.
l hop they won't hold any more exposi-
I'm weary of pictures and buildings and
things;
or tales OF attendance sublime SUPPOSE
tons
And songs that the money bought
boomer man sings.
I'm sick to my soul of the liberal arts
building;
OF mining and forestry" fishery
I'm weary of architects taking and gild-
ing
confound the old half-tones, I'm tired
Of them ALL
I'm tired to death OF the bum reading
matter
Sent out with the pictures without any
charge;
I'm filed with ennui at the wearsome
Dispensed with the pictures both little
and large.
They all look alike since the one in Chi
2ago;
There's nothing uniquie about them
any more
Each boomer is busily making his jaw go
And wearying every one down to the
I hope they won't hold any more exposi-
I'm dopy on half-ton Of buildings and
or faked-up ATTENDANCE sublime sup
positions
And tales that the money bought bark
erman brings.
I'm awfully sick Of the fisheries build
Ing"
OF mining and bee raising" dairy
maids hall'':
I'm tired Of architects taking and GID
ing
Confound their old pict.fesi I'm sore
Ion them ALL
s. w. Gillian in Baltimore American.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
Booker washInaton,s pauobter.

Miss Portia M. Washington, daugh.
ter Of Booker T. Washington, was one
Of the twenty-five young women who
were graduated at Bradford Academy,
Haverhill, Mass, this year. Miss
Washington is the first colored wom-
An to receive diploma from the in.
stitution. She took course in music,
and will shortly go abroad to study
music In Berlin.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
Graft.

II want you to put in your Lost and
Found column an advertisement like
this: Wallet containing considerable
sum of money and papers, Finder will
keep money; return papers," said the
man.
Don't you think" suggested the
clerk, you had better add no ques-
tions asked'?"
mo, but you may say no questions
answered. I'm the finder
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
RUSSIANS LOOK TO JEWS.
Men OF Finance to Be Heard in Peace
Negotiations.

Russian peace envoys are consult
ing with American bankers in the hope
of securing loan, presumably to pay
indemnity to the Japanese government
for its losses sustained in the war.
Among the financiers summoned to
Portsmouth are the Seligmans and
members of the firm OF Kuhn. Loeb &
Co. The present head of the Seligman
family and leading member. of the
banking house of that name is Isaac
Newton Seligman, who succeeded his
father in 1880. The Seligmans have
branch banks in New Orleans and
San Francisco, as well as in London,
Paris and other European cities. The
firm in days past had much to do with
floating the bonds Of the United States
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
Circulated Some.

"Have you a library in your town.?
asked the New York man.
"Oh, yes" replied the westerner.
"A circulating one?"
well, 1t wasn't intended for that
sort of library. but we had two or
three cyclones out our way that circu.
lated it considerably"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
TAKE TIME TO SMILE
HUMOROUS ITEMS MEANT FOR
QUICK CONSUMPTION.
Phase Of the Much Discussed "Hlsh
Finance''-Where Willie Had the
ACCOMPLISHMENTS in Crimson
Gulch.


What are you cogitating about?'
inquired the ringtailed marmoset OF
tine laughing hyena.
Il was thinking what fools these
poets be" snarIed the uneasy Quadru-
ped.
Amy particular verse or line dis
please your" queried the marmoset.
well, yes" the hyena replied
Some chump poet has said Laugh
and the world laughs with you, but
notice that when | laugh / laugh
alone. ."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

rs there a man named Binkeboc
living in this nelghborhood? I've asked
the policeman on this beat and the
night watchman and the assessor and
the grocer. Nobody seems to know"
us the man married?"
mo"
rs he an eligible sort of fellow?"
"He's said to be good looking and
has little money"
Just wait minute and I'll go in
and ask my unmarried daughter"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

crossing OF Masailand by Joseph
Thomson in 1884. He was the first
to describe those boundless plains
teeming with game and cattle. the
Great Rift Valley and the towering
highlands beyond where white men
are settling. He won his way by In
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Walter Sanger Pullman. last re-
naming male child of the late George
M. Pullman, was 30 years old. His
twin brother, George M. Pullman. Jr.,
died two years ago. also in California.
The boys were much alike In char
acter. When their father died 1t was
found that his will had granted to
each Of them an income Of only $4,000
a year, the viii explaining that Mr..
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Philadelphia is Dragging that 1t is
so big it takes more than one shower
to cover it. Philadelphia is also so
sleepy that It takes more than one
thunderclap to awaken it.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
A Distinguishes Parent.

They had given the cantata Of .po,
shazzar' in our town with local talsn,
:. % RAISE money for the church sais
the Sunday school teacher. 'a'u
The following Sunday l though,
GOULD take the opportunity ws., Sasn.
matter laae was fresh in their minds =, 4
round my class on the BibIa s, ~. 2
thae, na,er 4, rnlShed. ll., started to exambe
mem EN-, On what had told them.
arrl.o,., %nO was Belshazzar?" iuoulnd
,.a instantly an eager little SS'1u. W..
O0Tst ont He waa my father. wee
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
Sensational journalism.

81 understand that Crimson Gulch
has a newspaper"
yes" answered Broncho Bob. "Bui
the fellers around here is so sensitive
that they dasn't print anything about
'em."
TITS editorial staff must have many
difficulties"
Mister, that amt any editorial staff
That's a suicide club"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
NAVAL VETERAN is DEAD.

Rear Admiral Benham Succumbs at
Age Of 70.
News has been received az Wash
ington of the death at Lake Mahopac,
N. ", of Rear Admiral Andrew z. x.
Benham, retired, at the age OF 7S. He
was a member of the Schley court OF
inquiry. in 1s47 Rear Admiral Ben
ham, who was then junior member
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

"All wives" says a woman physi-
clan. should become hypnotists and
put their husbands under the infiu.
ence." The great trouble with this
scheme Is that so many men are poor
hypnoticaI subjects.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

How brown you are, Miss Bosting.
You've been in the sun lately, haven't
you?"
How preposterous! The sun is
not accessible to us by any method OF
travel I've been in the suns rays. II
that's what you mean"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

man in Pittsburg is paying debt
incurred at game of cards by omit
ting his regular daily ablutions for the
space Of one year. His appearance on
the streets Of Pittsburg. however, is
not likely to occasion any remark.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Her-W.y did you laugh when /
told you that joke was original with
me?
Him-Because caught you in a
misstatemont
Her-Ohl you doubt my word?
)iim-No. but you told me last night
yo1 were only %. II you composed
that ioke. you are at least &c. That's
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

In one day recently 200 wives APP
piled at the New York police courts
for warrants, charging desertion on
the part OF their husbands Married
people should keep away from New
York.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
A Lono.FeIt Want.

Flannery--"W What's the matter wild
ye. Mixer"
Finnegan--" 'Tis near kilt was be
fallin' down an open coalhole."
Flannery-"Well, well, it's too bad
they can't invint coal hole thot'l
stay shut whin it's OPEN"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Plttsburg splnster willed $500 900
to her old sweetheart, who had mar
ried another womah But wait. Don't
get excited. She provided that he
would have to secure divorce from
the other woman in order to get the
money.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The Illinois Automobiles Associa.
ton will ask uniform laws for the
regulation Of motorists. Without the
aid or consent Of any old pedestrian
gentlemen2
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

A telegram from Boston says a IA
NOUS poet OF that town has broken
down from overwork. Possibly he hac
been trying in his Bossonish way to
ind out why he should be criticised
fer making banner" rhyme with
'aozanna."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Simeon Ford's chauffeur ran away
with his automobile. The joke is on
Simeon, but he doesn't see any mate
rial for funny story.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

AS to the monkey that died in con
sequence of being deprived of Its
daily allowance of coffin nails, let us
try to be resigned. It was not a prom
Using monkey, anyhow
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The Troy, N. Y, baseball team has
gone on strike. Some of the Troy
fans are unkind enough to say that
not before this season has the team s
hitting been worthy of notice.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

In case her creditors kick at getting
only seven mills on the dollar, Cassie
Chadwick can point out with force
that they are in luck to get that much.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

A crockery trust with a capital OF
s40,000000 has been organized. It
smay be dangerous to start bull
movement in that stock.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

A bunco man of wide experience
says that "a sucker is born in New
York every thirty seconds" Yes, and
when he grows up he gets into the
smart set.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Paul Morton and James H. Hyde
danced in the same set at Newport.
Paul will soon feel his salary needs
bracing up or he will be resorting to
allied interests.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

A Philadelphia paper says that
MRS. Harry Lehr now has a pet poo.
die as her constant companion" An.
other whack at Harry?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

A Pittsburg man has invented ma
chine that will make and bake forty
pies a minute. Where is the gatlIng
gun now?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The early publication Of "Fads and
Fancies' is now promised. It has been
well advertised by smart advance
agents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

It is to be remembered, furthermore,
that J. Pierpont Morgan can afford to
buy new suit Of clothes every day in
the year. II he feels like 1t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The actress who wanted her green
eyes made brown would have saved
money II she had conquered her ieal-
lisy without going to doctor.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The Massachusetts, Judge who has
decided that an umbrella is private
property probably knows who has his,
and hopes the warning is sufficient.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

A western novelist recently went to
jail in search Of local color. Most
men would prefer to get their local
color in nice fat public Offices.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The postmaster general has invent
ed new kind Of money order. But
it will be Just as hard to get as ever.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

There is one thing in favor OF the
50-year-old school marm--she is going
to stick to her business.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

AS Mrs. Langtry talks OF going into
vaudeville 1t looks as II she is about
ripe for pension.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

can't wizard Burbank be induced to
try his hand on a mosquitolass sum
mer2
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Willie-Bet can make the ugliesI-
face.
May-you ought to, with nature to
help you.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

In the celebrated case Of gasoline
fumes versus mosquitoes Judge Nose
reserves his decision
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The national bank circulation now
amounts to over s500,00O.000. very un-
evenly distributed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

Dodson-The president of THE
Hide and Seek Bank" speculated.
Hobson--And, naturally, was unsuc-
cessful?
Dobson-Why do you jump at that
conclusion?
Hobson-Because they don't call II
speculation when bank presidents
win.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The stigomay is big mosquito well
supplied with yellow streaks. It means
business In every attack.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02
AcclDsn- a FATAL ONE.
Walter Sanger Pullman Victim Of
Horses Runaway.

Walter Sanger Pullman. son Of tho
late palace car magnate OF that name,
died at his country residence at Bel
mont. thirty miles from San Fran
cisco, Cal. Aug. IS.
Mr.. Pullman was thrown from his
buggy while returning home frora San
Mateo, being unable to control his
horse. which ran away.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-09-02

The Late Admiral Benham.
of the East India squadron, was
wounded in the capture OF piraticcl
Japanese junks. He was in the home
squadron Of 1851, an instructor at the
Naval academy in 1853, passed mid
shipmas in 1853 and commander se
1864. During the civil war he served
in the south Atlantic and western gnlf
blockading squadrons and took part in
the battle Of Port Royal and other inn
portant engagements During the
Spanish-American war he was prize
commissioner. stationed at Savannah.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-30
potarmined b Lac > Ilbrary.

That Salem is to have a public ii.
brary building, seems to be tho deter
mination Of the Woman's club Of this
city. At a meeting Of that organiza.
tion held Saturday afternoon, the mat
ter was discussed, and committee
appointed to investigate and see what
can be done In tho matter. The pres.
ent plans are for the erection Of a
building that will cost in On neighbor.
hod Of $4,000.
Saturdays meeting was held at the
residence Of Mrs. J. NJ Martin, on
the corner Of Twelfth and Court
streets. and was a very enthusiastic
one. The principal address was by
Miss Marvin, secretary Of the Oregon
Library Commission. Libraries in gen
cral. and the Carnegie library in par.
ticular, were tho subjects Of her die
course.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-30
Nnhrn.ta poonlo a. aalnm.

Charles Graham and family have re-.
Gently located at salem, coming from
Nebraska. Mrs. Graham's three sic.
terra two Of theri widows, and her
mother have come with them, and all
seeking a mildor climate, than whero
tho only change In winter is between
tho Wind blowing three days from The
south and then turning around and
blowing thrco days from the north
That country is very much ON the blow
aud a large part Of the time Il blows
dust or snow. These Nebraska friends
expect 20 80 10 tho ocean In summer,
which is a pleasure an Willamette val.
Icy people can enjoy about ~ cheap
az staying at home. W. A. Adams a
90. arc building Mr.. Graham now
house., about 90K9o, and a oneatoTy
kitchen, with porch on two sidea II
IL 20 be hard anishsd, and viii cost
about $1,000 Mrs. Graham has
brother coming out soon who will make
bis home here II hs likes H.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-30

Tho Republicans Of this strongly Re.
publican city should put their best
mon forward for The Offices Of alder.
mon a. tho coming city election.
Tho fact that there Il no pay and a
great deal Of work handling about for
~ thousand dollars year Of busl'
ncsa, necessiiatea this.
II was predicted that running tho
city under a Republican adminislra.
zion would give bad results has not
como true.
The council has made mistakes, COM
mittod errors Of commission and COM
mission, but, on the whole, has loft tho
city better than II found Il.
All know that the best and mos,
successful business and professional
men cannot bo got 10 take the o1iee of
alderman,
Lawyers and physicians look upon
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-30
WHY DOCTORS FAIL
AND Mas. PINKHAM SUCCEEDS
Plaln Reasons Are Here Given to Explain
Why Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound Cures When Doctors Are POwerless

Awomanis sick; soRe disease peculiar
20 her sex Is fast developing in her sys-
tenn. She goes 70 her family physician
and tells him a story, but not the whole
story.
She holds something back, loses her
head, becomes agitated, forgets what
she wants 20 say, and finally conceals
what abe ought to have told, and thus
completely mvstifies the doctor.
Is Il any wonder, therefore, that the
dootors fail 20 cure the diseaseP Still
we cannot blame the woman, for u ia
very embarrassing 20 detail some OF the
symptoms of her suffering, even 70 her
family physician.
It was for this reason that years ago
Mira Pinhham, at Lynn, Mass, de-
teruiined TO step In and help her seH.
Having had considerable experience In
treating female Ills with her Vegetable
COMPOUND, she encouraged the women
OF America 90 write 20 her for advice In
regard 30 their complaints, and being a
woman, it was easy for her ailing sic.
ters 70 pour into her ears every detail
Of their suffering.
In this wav she was able 10 do for
them what the physicians were unable
10 0Of NIAIlN WNNMMHN aAAN AhN-
proper information to work upon, and
from the little group ~ women who
sought her advice years ago great
army Of her fellow-beings are to-day
constantly applying for advice and re-
lief. and the fact that many thou
sands OF them have been cured by
following the advice of Mrs. Pinkham
during the Last year IL indioatiyo OF the
grand results which are produced by
her unequhlcd experience and training
No phyaician IN tho world has had
such a training, or has such an amount
/ OF information at hand 90 assist In the
treatment Of all kinds Of female Ills,
from tho simplest local irritation 20
the most complicated womb discasea,
This, therefore, n tho reason why
Mra. Pinifham. IN her laboratory at
Lynn, Maaa II able % do more for the
afling women OF America than the
family physician. Any woman, thero-
fore, IL responsible for her own suffer
ing who viii not take tho trouble 70
write % Mra. pinkham for advice.
The testimonials which we arc con-
atantly publishinR from grateful wo-
men establish beyond n doubt tho
power of Lydia y. Pinkhama Vegetable
Compound " conquer female diseases.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1905-10-30


The Commercial Club, Of Portland, Is
going to send delegation to see the
people up in the country-western Or
egon.
A special train. bearing so Of the
members Of The Portland Commercial
Club, will spend three and a half days
with rs.
They will have sleeping ears and a
dining car, and win stop at all the
smaller towns and receive and be re.
ceived
A similar trip TO Lewiston was such
n success that it has been decided to
extend the olive branch to the "into-
rior."
That IL what would be called in the
ancient game Of checkers "a good
move.u THE EXCURSION WILL BE
WELL RECEIVED.
70 will be chaperoned by business
manager Of the oregouian, A. L. Craig
Of tho Hartman lines, and Tom Rich.
ardson
Portland has been allowing tho
country people to drift away little,
but this will DO great deal TO got
them 10 feeling right again.
Az our city friends are coming Ia
sec us LET ne meet them half way, and
be just - friendly and civil as they
are.
Tho big city and the country have
many interests In common, and some
not 10 common. ON OUR COMMON
uNTEREsrs LET Us UNITE.
Lot us remember our friends AZ
polouius advised faertosi "Tho
friends thou hast, and their adoption
tried, bind them 10 thy soul with hoops
Of steel"