Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1905-12-06
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IF stout woman is rich we speak
OF her as embonpoint. If she is pool
she is simply fat.
- If you really want that foot com.
fort which is worth all else, in addition
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No man is so fond Of animals as To
welcome the wolf at the door
Many a man would exchange a
family tree for load of fire wood.
"A fool and his money are lucky
ever to have gotten together IN the first
place.
1t is just as hard to live up to a
good reputation as to live a bad one
down
When a man seeks oblivion he can
either commit suicide or marry IA
nous woman.
What a blessing il is that so few
women marry the fellows they were in
love with at 10
Pie is largely matter oferust, but
that is no reason why Iious people
should be crusty
You can't tell how generous man
is at home from the way he treats a
crowd in a barroom.
"A great deal of time is wasted in
making excuses to explain the mis-
takes we have already made.
You can make man listen to rea-
son by choking him into insensibility,
but when a woman Will.
-Hush-money is apt to talk pretty
loud at times
When doctors disagree it's up to the
undertaken
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The failure of the peach crop new
er seems to interfere with the supply
of chorus girls.
-Otner people never know half our
troubles, but it isn't because we have
not tried to tell them.
"A good listener maketh [good
husband.
There are just fas good fish in the
sea as have be caught, if you know the
right bait.
Enthusiasm always starts Off well,
but soon springs leak.
Pretty servant girls are responsible
for lot of domestic trouble.
Some men who swear eternal love
during the courtship are eternally
swearing after marriage.
Any boy who would rather go to
school than to a circus will never break
into the strenuous class.
Some people even try to convert
the golden rule into cash.
Its when fellows down that he
feels it's all up with him.
Even when club has a waiting
list the walters are not on it.
The people who give advice are not
so quick to take 1t back if it's .damag-
ed.
Occasionally a society bud deve-
Tops into wall flower.
A man usually thinks of the wrong
excuse at the right time.
Only q fool worm would wait I'M
til trodden upon before turning.
BE sure of the obese veal before
essaying the role of prodigal SON.
1T keeps a hypocrlte busy trying to
convince himself that he is honest.
- Every man knows of a sure re.
meuy for cold that he wouldn't try
on himself.
Once hero always hero to the
hero himself-but not to the tickle
populaee.
Some women use their husbands
to make other women jealous
Those who have once loved car
never be satisfied with common friend
ship.
When a man becomes too shiftles.
TO give advice he has reached tht
limit.
Most people meander down tn,
path of life and never realize their Owl
uuimportanee.
A doctor is bound to lose a few
patients occasionally-but that is be
cause they refuse to do as he tell
them.
Milk wagon horses are so accus
toned to seeing women with their hal
up in curl papers that they refuse 4
scare at anything.
One of the signs hungry man be
lieves in-"Free Lunch.
Even hunger isn't an infallibl
cure for laziness.
Never judge a woman's beauty b.
her makeup.
Most men are the better for know
ing the worst of themselves.
cupid takes day off when tn
feminine matchmaker gets busy.
Don't pour secrets into a man
! ears unless you have control of hl
/ tongue.
When a man is long on energ
and short on the ability TO use it he
TO be pitied.
Go to the honey-bee young lady
consider her ways and keep sweet.
When a doctor encounters a dis
ease that puzzles him he blames II o
a microbe.
Ignorance loves TO weaI borrowe
plumes and sit in the same pew wit
| wisdom.
A woman usually knows her hu.
band is liar, but she wants him to /
/ truthful about it.
You can't train up child in tn
/ way he soouid 90 by throwing col