The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1905-01-19

do tell me-" she entreated. "The
parlor maid arranged my head In such
q position that | was never able to see
anything except the ceiling"
That's a trial" he conceded. "My
head turns, too, but was placed where
/ could see everything going on. |
think she really places me here to
guard the contents Of her desk. Ny
eyes are turned at the exact angle nee
essary to read every letter she writes
or every one that she takes out to an
swer."
"Do 90 on and tell me what was the
cause Of trouble with the sweet dears,' y
said the rabbit impatlently.
He chewed his real feather muzzle
refectively. ut was as sudden as q
whirlwind,' he finally narrated. "He
wrote her note telling her be couldn't
keep an engagement to take her to the
theater one night. She happened to be
on the car the same night and saw him
q few seats ahead of her with anOth.
er girl Geel / never read such q
scorching letter as the one she wrote
him that night. She sat up till l
o'clock to finish 1t. just knew II was
going to make trouble. / spent the
whole night wishing ! could get to II
and chew 1t up, for 1t was a positive
certainty that 1t would cause trouble"
"And well 1t might! Men were al
ways perfidlous creatures" hissed the
rabbit, winking an angry tear from one
glass eye and a sympathetic shower
from the other.
"Now, you hold on" the dog ad-
vised loftiIy. Females always would
Jump at conclusions. Wait till you
hear 1t all. | never saw any one so
unhappy as she was She positively
wore the polish off this desk weeping
on It,"
ITO think that her happiness should
have been destroyed at one blow by
such villainy." And the small rabbit
mouth duivered 80 she could scarcely
hold the carrot.
"Now, there you go again." he
growled. "Just wait till / finish this
story. After he had stayed away for
weeks he came walking in one day
and said in very dignihed manner
that he insisted upon her hearing his
exclamation, because he didn't care for
any one to consider him a dlshonor-
able cad"
The rabbits eyes bulged with ex.
cited interest, and she intlmated with
a breathless manner that she wished
him to continue.
The dog enjoyed his auditors sus-
pense. "There was the simplest kind
of solution to the affair. A cousin
Of his had passed through the city un'
expectedly, and he had been obliged
to take her across on the ferry to
make connection with her train. !
had confidence in him all along, and
you ought to have seen her smile Of
rapture when she heard his eXplana-
ton. She was standing right beside
this desk, and in her nervousness her
fingers fell upon me with a tight
clutch. He saw how she felt, and he
did just what any man would have
done. He walked right over and took
her in his arms. She forgot to put
me down, so got crushed against his
breast. That's the way lost my leg,
but twas well worth It,, he sighed.
"That has been months ago"
"The poor, sweet dearsP' the rabbit
breathed sentlmentally. 'Im 80 glad
they lived happily ever afterward," !"
and screwed her head over on hls
shoulder in satisfied comfort.
When the maid busted the desk
next morning she grlnned with appre'
citation.
'They are the most unnatural era
tures," she said, twisting their heads
until they gaxed into each others eyes
as If there had never In the world been
a feud between dog and rabbit. Then
she took them and started out of the
room.
"she said her baby moight lolke to
play with them"