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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-10
SORRY HE SAW HER FIRST.
Game OF Hide-and-Seek at a House
Party and Its Sad Ending.

Party ana It's Sad Ending.
It was not so very long ago that a
jolly party of young men and women
from the capital went on a weekend
visit to Miss Dash whose father has
country house not days journey
away, says the Washington Post. II
was not the sort OF house party you
read about In smart" novels. They
didn't play bridge nor hunt; they
romped like a lot of children Mr.
and Mrs. Dash we're away one evening
and IL the house had not been very
solidly built it would have been torn
down. Nobody ever heard such rol.
licking laughter, such mad scamper-
ings as went on. Somebody suggest
ed hide and seek. The young people
hid in the attack and the cellar and
in every possible place between. A
normally sedate young man was the
seeker. He galloped about madly
shouting and searching. He opened
every door ne saw and in one room
his keen eyes espied somebody trying
to hide in bed. He pounced forward
and seized the figure.
Get out of that he cried i've
got you. You can't hide from me-"
Wild shrieks and the noise of com
bat rent the air. Furious invective
and stammered expostulation brought
the rest of the party in no time at all
The usually sedate young man had
found the cook and nothing he could
say had any weight with her. She
came of fighting stock. She BACKED
his eye and-well, that's why the
Dash country house is now minus a
rnnly
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-10
How Canoes Are Formed.

Canoes are gems formed from
precious stones. having two distinct
layers of strata of different colors.
The darker stratum is left to form
a background, the object to be repre-
scented being left in relief by cutting
away the surrounding parts. The
onyx is generally used for this pur.
pose.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-10

A FAMILY of the Newport set, who
number among their occasional guests
an austrian count, took on new par
Tor maid. She was hardly up to the
everyday handling of titles. and was
evidently much impressed by the i'm.
portance of the visitor. for she was
overheard by member OF the family
TO ask another maid. in an awestruck
tone:
is the king coming today"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-10
Mice pile TO Own.

A cleveland, Ohio, statistician has
eo,,red that 100000 one dollar bills
laid one above the other hatwise
would make pile nine times the
height of a 16-story building
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-10

over one million acres OF land In the
Uintah Indian reservation will be
thrown open for settlement August 2Sth
REGISTRATION begins August LIST at Grand
Junction. Colorado, continuing TIL August
Pueblo. the Colorado Midland is the short
est route TO Grand Junction or reserva-
tion points. Write c. IL Speers G.. p.
a., Denver for booklet, giving informa
ton regarding land rates, etc
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1905-08-10

Many "A man lives like a lord be-
cause his wifes folks are willing to
stand for it.
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That Certain Sense

of vigor in the brain and easy
poise OF the nerves comes when
the improper foods are cut out
and predigested
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29

Carbon Elastic Roof Paint
cold only at Coanolly Bros.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
AN ATLAS FOR $l.00

The Great Northern Railway
has issued an Atlas of 56 pages
containing up to date maps of
Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota,
North and South Dakota, Mont.
ana, Idaho, Washington, Brit
ish Columbia, Oregon, Kansas,
Missouri, Nebraska, Wyoming,
Colorado, Alaska, Hawaii,
japan, Philippine Islands,
China, the United States and
all of the World.
In addition to this, the Atlas
contains valuable statistical
information relative to the
states named above, is printed
OF the very best quality of
paper, shows the lines of the
Great Northern Railway, aud
is in every way a comendable
work.
This Atlas will be distribut-
ed at the actual cost of produc-
tiAn and will be- sent to any
address upon receipt of $1.OO.
Address, F. 1. Whitney, Pas
senger Traffic Manager. Great
Northern Railway st. Paul.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
THE CENSUS

The following are the returns
given by assessors of the pop
ulation in each of the towns
and townships in the county
ae reported to the county
auditor which show a healthy
growth from the figures of the
census of 1900 when the total
population ,of the county was
1887, though as is almost un-
iversally reported from the
Dakotas and Minnesota the
gain il he towns show a
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
DAKOTA THURSDAY JUNE 49, 1906
ORDINATION.

Last Thursday Jure 22 Rev,
Gerhard Wilkes a newly ordain-
ed Catholic priest celebrated
his first mass at the church at
Mantador. The people of Man
dator and of the surrounding
parishes Hankinson and Moore
ton thronged the church to
assist at the joyous celebration
Many priests were there, among
others Rev. Studnicka, the tor
mer pastor of Rev. Wilkes, Rev
A. Ridder and Rev. Gaydushek
from WBhpeton and many
others. The sermons were rend-
cred by Rev. Bernard Gaydu.
shek the rector of the Seminary
where Rev. Wilkes has prhpar-
ed for his priestly career. Rev.
Studnicka also delivered a
most eloquent sermon in which
he extrolledthe dignity of the
priesthood. The church was
for this occasion decorated
with garlands and other dec
orations which gave together
with the effective ceremonies
and superb singing an aspect
of most singular solemnity.
Rev. Wilkes is the first priest
of the North Oak. catholic cler-
gy that was born in the state.
Mr.. Henry Wilkes his father
is very successful and we'll
to.do farmer near Mantador.
With a farmers pride he had
not only killed one fatted calf
for the occasion but many, and
invited all his friends in num-
Der about 600 to his house to
participate of the feast he had
prepared. A few days ago Rev
G. Wilkes received his appoint
ment to his new field of labor,
all his friends wish him suc-
cess in the vineyard of the
Lord.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
PROMOTING A RAILROAD

Tip Proper, a former well
known resident of Wahpeton,
who has spent several years in
the west, is at present a visitor
in Grand Forks, and before he
returns he expects to get two
prominent attorneys of North
Dakota interested in the San
Francisco, Idaho aud Montana
railroad company, which is
now constructing a line from
San Francisco to Butte, rum
ming through portions of Cali
fornia, Nevada, Oregon, Idaho
and Montana. Mr.. Proper is
one of the promoters of the sys-
tenn, which runs through the
great sugar pine belt and a
fne stock and grazing country.
There are q number Of Mime
sofa and North Dakota men
interested in the enterprise,
and Mr.. sPro2pers trip east a,
this time 10 said to be for the
purpose Of getting q compile oi
legal men interested in the
proposition. one of whom resid.
60 In Grand Forks.-Herald.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
FRUITS

We handle nothing but the
finest and best assortment Of
the tropical region. always
fresh and healthy.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
OOLFAX

To The wahpeton Times.
F. Dietz returned from Iowa
the past week.
A. III. Site made a business
trip to Fargo Wednesday.
Oscar Krause made a busin-
ess trip to Barney Monday.
John Fettes is in Barney
building a granary on his farm
at that place.
Ida Crofoot returned from
Wahpeton Wednesday where
she has been visiting friends.
Ed Reede of Winnistikiwin
Alberta 10 expected back Satur-
day Ed has many friends here
who will be glad to Gee him.
r. ]. BONN finished very
successful term of school in
i Grafton district No. 1. giving q
school picnic in Gilbert Tostee.
zen grove.
i Don Clark and wife, Mrs.
i Charlie Losinge: of Abercrom.
bic and ed Moulton of Aber.
|deen s. Dakota were visitors al
Warren, Crofoot's Sunday.
Emil Bonin i painting hi,
house a fine woodbine green
lcolor trimmed with white
!! which gives It q very nea,
J appearance Emil 10 up to thu
times.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
CIRCUS WRECK.

Four freigh hit cars were stand
ing on the side track. unbrak-
ed Wednesday morning aud wan
dered down to the coal shoot.
When the Gollmer Bros, train
came down the grade it crash-
ed into the cars, almost COM
pletely demoralizing the engine
and totally wrecking the car
in which, the horses were ship
ped. Two beautiful animals
were instantly killed a third
30 injured that it had to be shot.
It was q serious loss the circus
equipage, but under the cir
cumstances it might have re-
suited far more disastrously.-
Devils Lake Inter-Ocean.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
FACE TO FACE WITH IT.
Corporation Lawyer Samuel Untermyer, /
the New York Timee)

Corporation Lawyer Samuel Untermyer, in
the New York Times.)
This country is face to face
with the most critical period
of American industrial history
My personal belief is that the
best solution of some of the
troublesome problems is offer
ed by government and muni-
cipal ownership, conducted, OF
course, on safe and sane, sound
and solid lines. The hands OF
the interstate commerce COM
mmision must be strengthened
as an initial step in the perman
ent readjustment of things.
What we need most cf all is q
national corporation law model.
ed somewhat after the English
corporation acts.
Every profit made by pro-
moters, bankers and other inter
mediaries must be fully reveal
ed. Such law here would
create a revolution in the ex-
ploitation of corporate enter
prises by safeguarding us
against most of the frauds that
have been perpetrated of late
years. 1t would also have
rendered impossible the flota.
tion of most the top-heavy, in.
flated enterprises under which
we have been end will long
continue to stagger. Our exist.
ing corporation law puts q
premium on fraud.
We have as many or more
hohest men at the helm OF
affairs than we have dishones,
ones, and everyone knows this
else certain hysterical critics
would be taken far more ser.
iously than seems to be the
case.
A trust in the popular or un
popular meaning of the word
cannot and never will thrive
save at the expense of the com
munity. The enormous in
crease in the cost cf living
may be traced directly to them
aud to no other source. II
there are any good trusts in
this country they mnst be. dead
ones-very dead.
Unless something is done
and done soon-to keep oper
the channels of home competi
ton, the entire protective
system will-must--go by the
board in the desperate deter
mination of thepeople to shak.
off monopoly at any cost. l,
cannot be denied-for it ha,
been proted repeatedly-tha
the country 10 honey-combet
with deceptive institutions con
ceived aud reared in a fraudu
lent atmosphere. Under tn,
wing of class legislation in tn,
guise of tariff laws, the opera
ton of economic laws has bee,
prevented.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
TYLER.

To The Wahpeton Times.
Miss Horseman is visiting her
sister Mrs. Elsworth.
Miss Moe spent Monday at
the home of Mrs. Larson.
The farmers are hoping for
dry weather and sunshine for
the benefit of the crops.
Mr.. Hasty's carpenters return
ed Thursday morning after a
few days outing at Lake Clith-
erall.
There was a good crowd at
the picnic Sunday end from all
reports every body had a good
time.
Mr.. aud Mrs. Wilks of Berlin,
Wisconsin are visiting at Tho.
mas Connollys. Mrs. Wilks is
a sister of Mrs. Connolly.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
RICHLAND COUNTY NEWS.
ABERoRoMIB1E.
ro tha Wahpeton Times.

To the Wahpeton Times.
First Congregational Church
Society organized 1857 Sun
day services II a. N. and 2 80 p.
N. Rev. William Edwards,
Pastor.
Emanuel Norwegian Luther
an L. A. S. held a bazar in the
park, Tuesday. Pastor Void
delivered an address. The
sale realized a large sum for
missions.
Word comes from Willie Ness,
stating that he visited Wash
ington's cabin, and his grave.
He is glad that he belongs to
the U. S. Navy, because "Uncle
Sam" shows you more than
you could learn on q farm.
great satisfaction. He will
make a trip to Enderlin, Ran
som county; where he will
assist Very Rev. T. H. Dahl in
the dedication of the new
church. Sixty churches have
Joined the United Oh urch dur
ing the year.
Rev. A. Void has returned
from the great meeting of the
Norwegian United Lutheran
Church.. He was elected Dis
trict visitor for the Fargo dis
trict for three years. He has
held this Office for six years be-
fore and his selection gives
On Friday the spirit of Mrs.
Louise Homme entered into
rest. The funeral was held at
the First Congregational
church, Monday morning. Rev.
, William Edwards, pastor, de-
livered a discourse. from the
words: "The wilderness and
the solitary place shall be glad
for them; and the dessert shall
rejoice, and blossom like the
rose." Hymns of consolation
were sung, Mrs. HI. e. Coope,
presiding at the organ. The
interment was made in the
American cemetery at Nc.
Cauleyville, the pastor officiat.
1 ing. The departed was e5 years
of age. For many years she
spent her widowed life with
her children, for whom she ex.
| ercised a mothers care and
fondest love. Her neighbore
and friends loved her for hel
qualities as a woman. Hel
life was the expression of hum.
BILE trust and confidence in God
The large number who attend
ed the last rites bore witness
by their presence of the high
esteem in which che was held
by all. She leaves the follow
ing children to mourn her loss
Mrs. Mckay, Aitkin, Mimi.
Mrs. Wynule, of Algona, Iowa
Mrs. Bennett, wife of Judge A
In. Bennett. The Misses Lena
Mary, and Clara Homme, Mes
srs. E. and L. Homme. Pal
bearers, X. S. Guinness, T. O
\ |Quarum, John Smith, Mat
Loft, w. G. Scoville, Erici
Mickleson, NJ. NJ. Borman, un
dertaker.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
CANDIES & BON BoNS

with all the delicious davors,
such as maple, orange. straw.
berry, banana, ,wintergreen, va
nilla. bitter sweet;l in fact the
finest assortment In the city.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
ULsAKER e FINsETH,
Farm Lands
Farm Loans
Wahpeton, North Dakota
RoBT. McM1cHAEL.
AucrloNEEa.

Sales attended In any part of the county
Charges Reasonable. satisfaction1
Guaranteed.
Leave orders at Post ONCE or my Office ovel
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
METHODIST CHURCH NOTES

The Ladies Aid of the church
had Mr.. Pirschbacher paint
and paper the inside
of the church, audience and
lecture room. 1t is a very tasty
job, and the whole affords a
very neat and restful appear
ance. The Ladies deserve
much credit for their enthus-
iastic energy.
According to the report OF
Miss Michaels, which she gave
last Sunday evening to the
congregation, the Fargo Dist.
rict Epworth League Con
vention at Lisbon, N. Oak.
must have been very enthusi.
astlc and inspiring in it's nature
The local league meets Sunday
evening next at 2 p. IA. all
young people are cordially
The Baptismal and member
reception service on Sunday
evening at the Methods,
church was very impressive
and helpful. Everyone should
identify himself with some
evangelical church as means
to develop the moral and
spiritual elements of ones
character.
Services at the NJ. E. church
both morning and evening a,
the usual time, the pastor will
preach. All welcome.
Sunday School at IL m.
Prayer and Bible service or
Thursday evening at 8 p. N. {
cordial invitation to all.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
p0NATH PARLOR

We have one of the neatest and
up to date Ice Cream parlors in
the City. We also carry in stock
fine line Of
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29

PANTORIUM
Clothing of all Description g
Cleaned Pressed and Repaired.
Work Neatly and Promptly Done
at Reasonable Rates.
Out-of-town orders promptly at
tended to. {:
VACHON AND COMPANY.
One Door West of Opera House.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
CIGARS HAND MADE

The L. ronica. Fam abella. Racy
Seal Of Montana, Cremo, Elisa
dore, Robert Walker, Gov! sar-
les. % and many other staple
brands.
The Wahpeton times., 1905-06-29
GREAT BEND.

10 In0 Wo000oOn Times
Roads are in a tad condition
in this vicinity.
Subscribe for the Times and
get the news right.
Miss Hunt closed a success
full term of school on Thursday
last at this place.
The Farmers Elevator is
progressing finely and will
soon be completed.
John Strissel will return here
from Fergus Falls where he
has been working at his trade.
The band boys are continu-
ally practicing and expect to
make quite showing OH July
4th.
A beautiful monument was
recently placed over the grave
of Richard Koves in the Zion
Cemetery.
VIM BRANDED finished a we'll for
VIM. Beling on his farm, known
as the Schramn place six miles
east of town.
At the school election on
Thursday, June Goth, John
Phimster, was reelected for
school director.
Herman Zietlow road over
seer for district No. 1 is doing
a good job grading up our
streets and grading up the new
road.
H. E: Strissel has the brick
work on the bank finished and
is now at work on the founda-
ton for the new drug store for
Rossof Bros.
The Y. P. A. will be holding
their convention here this week
and a large number of the
members and delegates will be
here from June 28 to July 2nd.
Herman Warner and Albert
Bohn with families returned
from Fergus Falls Minn.where
they have been visiting with
relatives and report a pleasant
time.
The NJ. w. A, expects to rent
the building now occupied by
Rossof Bros. as soon as they
get their uew building ready.
The place will make a good
hall for their purpose.
Come everybody to Great
Bend on July 4th and witness
one of the grandestcelebrations
the county ever had. Noexpen-
se will be spared to make the day
one long to be remembered.
The sun., 1905-10-08
INVESTIGATE, SAYS CASSIDY.
Renominated. He Says He Wants the Public
to Appreciate His Administration.

The Democratic borough and county
conventions in Queens were held yester-
day at Schuetzen Park, Broadway and Stein
way avenue, Astoria The borough con-
vention came first, and Joseph Cassidy
was renominated for President OF the
borough by aoclamation. His was the
only name presented to the convention.
Cassidy was escorted into the hall by
committee and he made an address, in
which he reviewed his administration and
said that if elected he would perform his
duties faithfully as he had always tried
to do.
He invited the public to examine the
books of his department and to invest'-
gate all appropriations and expenditures, 50
that all may be satisfied that his duties have
been honorably performed He said he
would give all the assistance in his power
to any one desiring to make such investi-
CATION. AS soon az Cassidy had finished
his remarks, there being no further busi-
ness to be transacted, the convention ad-
journed.
The county convention was then called
to order and the following ticket was nomi-
mated: For District Attorney, George A.
Gregg, the present mount ent; for Coroners,
Carl vogel Of Queens and Herbert F. Harvey
Of Flushing: for Magistrate, Matthew }.
Smith. the present incuml ent.
Mr.. Smith was appointed by Mayor Van
Wyok and his term expires this year. There
appears to be question whether the Office
is an elective or an appointive one and the
matter s in the courts. To be on the safe
side, however, it was decided to place Mr..
smith in nomination. After the ticket had
The sun., 1905-10-08
feeopfhp fsD ADtefap acDhLs
Deasned fef Pail n Winter ssfues

county fairs on the old Flimhaminian
Way. Asked II it were true that he had
said that there were only thirteen jokes
in the world, he refused to answer on the
ground that it might ineriminate himAfr.
Jerome confided to the Master Workman
Of the union that he rad seen four bears
on an iceberg while of the banks which
were all closed. as il was after O'Clock
in the afternoon. alth ough he got cold
draft from them. He positively denied
that he declared that the creatures looked
like his own fortears. Then he cleverly
lodged several passes made at him by the
Master Workman.
Mr.. Jerome said he had often met Mark
Twain and talked Of the serious things Of
life. as a rule of the International Union
debarred shop talk, except in Office hours.
when the jokesmith Is alone with his awful
The sun., 1905-10-08
. Neckwear for Women

se.25 Lace Stocks and Cuffs at S4'75
Stocks and pointed cuffs Of real heavy baby Irish
crochet lace in various designs
75e Stocks at 45c
Of point saze lace batste combined with Venice lace
or heavily embroidered linen.
The sun., 1905-10-08

thoughts Mr. Jerome said that Mr. Kip
ling did not belong to the union and wrote
real poetry.
Mr.. Jerome will lecture here He tried
some of his merry quips and quirks on an
audience aboard ship made up chiefly Of
returning Americans. and he said that they
manifested swift appreciation Of the points
Of his story, sometimes even anticipating
the climax, as was the case in the days Of
his first appearance in vaudeville and uttered
sentiments now popular on the Broadway
stage
Cant you give us something original
was asked.
"No, fear I cannot; as'they used to write
in the albums of my anoes stors and their
ancestors and-ad infnitum, There's moth.
ing original in me except original sin.
The sun., 1905-10-08
The weather.

rvas warmer yesterday In the upper Mississippi
Valley ana upper Lake re gions. but elsewhere the
tendency of the mercury was downward Frosts
pennsvIvan,a, and the temperature reached the
fire. z,ne point at Binshsrnton N. Y.
The violent hurricane scheduled by the Weather
nuYr.u 10 traverse the Atlantic coast yesterday
and TO day came to nothing more manifest than
s,oht cloudiness over Florida and South Atlantic
States.
The position Of the center Of the high area over
New York aud New En- gland caused brisk north
.ss.ehy winds on the entire coast,
There was continuation OF the ary weather
., ,ho ,nteyIor OF the country yesterday, and the
wcathcr was fsir In all sections except Oregon.
where rain fell.
In this city the day was fair wind brisk northeast
average humidity So per cent; barometer. corrected
10 read to sea level. atsA. NJ, $3.50; SP' NJ %'as.
The temperature yesterday. as recorded by inc
ot,ciL thermometer, Is shown In the annexed
The sun., 1905-10-08
Saks 4 Qntt1pattt r':.... .. % q, l ..5

flua,nsss conditions cfOfnes cfsats opportunities ~
Inc advent ~ season whtch are quite extraordinary
to,b IN ,hs ehsssetsf ~ he merchandise md the
efioss This Ia sn instance
involved are some ihsss bnnjrsd and fifty hth Sfade
waists n sk lined NIL over acss and nets md 81 sk
rnsssslins affs,s ersps de chine IN black and solid
ooofs together With checked plaid and striped teffeo
IN q vaflsty of eclcts and washabls hsh weight
hennsis fof Toll and early winter service
The sntise eollee,lon has been divided into Two
classes and Ia offered at the above extreme price con-
esssons
$3.50 Madras Waists at SIS
Plated model Of figured white madras In comples
series Of sizes from ID 10 "
The sun., 1905-10-08
JOKESMITHSGREETJ. JEROME
HE SAW FOUR POLAR BEARS, BUT
SHUNS THE POLAR BEAR JOKE.

Declines to Commit Himself About the
Original Thirteen Root Jests. From
which So Promising Family Has
sprung-Hss Come Over to Lecture.
REPRESENTATIVES of the Jokesmiths Inter-
national Union were at the American Line
pier yesterday morning to greet one Of the
most distinguished Of their members,
Jerome X. jerome, who declared In serious,
nprofeasional momsnt that everybody
was pronounoing his name wrong when
they made it eound like that Of the District
Attorney; that it should be uttered as il it
were spelled 'Jerrum-k-j jerrum." The glee
club Of the union greeted Mr., jerome thus
as ne came down the gangplank:
We are the folks who lmprovsc
The things that make you grin:
In tests the many languagcd world
Is pretty close to kin.
The chestnuts that were wormy when
They built the Pyramids
VIII still bave vigor left to charm
Our great. grandchildren kids.
Let warriors boast Of those who Kill
The greatest deeds are done
No, by the man who shoots but by
The man behind the pun!
In response to questions by members
Of the union Mr.. Jerome said that he was no
relation OF the District Attorney, although
he had no doubt that remotely he may
have been connected with the jays Of Rome
that used to be taken In annually 'St' tn