The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-09-07

rccted IL brought to the attention OF
the publisher.
Ardmore, Thursday, Sept. 7, 1905.
Witte is a great man and he wants
the world to know IT, Wen, the gods
of old sang their own praises.
Those good people who are praying
for frost to come and abate the yellow
fever should not pray too much lest
il come and kill the cotton crop also.
Haven't heard anything about the
Japanese celebrating the news from
Portsmouth by erecting triumphal
arches. or by forming grand process
sions.
At a cobwob party given in Carthage
recently, Zach boy was permitted,
when he was spider, tu hunt around
the lawn for his ravorite girl and kiss
her.
A PENNSYLVANIA minister has just
been acquitted on the charge Of kiss
ing a 1G-year-old girl. lie claimed that
it was a spiritual kiss. Spiritual kiss
es. however, are Just as intoxicating
as any other sort.
Colonel John 4. JoyCe's cup of joy
is now running over. His claim for a
pension OF $50 a month has been al
lowed with prosperity of this kind
he might he willing to forgo the cred.
it of writing "Lansh and the world
laughs with you
Herr Most says he wishes he was
In Odessa or Warsaw. II he viii give
good and sufficient bond guarantee
ing his permanent residence in either
of those cities it is quite likely that
n collection could be taken up in
this country with which to buy him
IA ticket across.
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A week or so ago New York den
tist was arrested charged with having
about thirty-hve wives in different
different parts of the country Now
comes an Indiana man whom it is said
has sporadic cases of wife in many
cities. Il appears that Johann hoch r
developing subfocl in various parts
of the country.
The Norwegian and Swedish com
missioners who are in conference to
establish terms as to the separation
of the two countries dined together
Sunday at the invitation of King Os.
car. II must tickle tie dove of peace
nearly to death TO watch the affection.
ate war going on between these two
countries
New Orleans costly lesson is no,
likely to be soon forgotten in the beau
tHul Crescent city and the work nj
sanitation viii be one Of her chief con.
cerns in the future. Southern cities,
the commerce of the south as well as
the commerce of New orleans and
her very existence demand this The
millions lost 10 the people of New Or
leans have not been few, but If these
losses could be confined 10 themselves
it might be- passed over as their own
afiair with which the country AT
large has nothing to do. The country
at large is Interested and that very
deeply. Fever at New Orleans means
fever elsewhere and a general disor
ganization Of businesss. Texas, Arkan
sas, Tennessee Mississippi Alabam,
and contiguous states should organ
keeps her hands and face clean IN
company. II conditions had been
known, quarantine would have beer
declared against the infected city Ions
before it was done. II New Orlean
is given 10 understand that unless sh,
keeps herself In sanitary condition
she will be shut out from communica
ton with the world from May tu OctC
ber, she will bestir herself ana Ivoi,
the penalty Of filth.
80
For Cuts, Purns, Old Sores, Eczema
Piles and all Skin Diseases, there I
NO remedy equal 10 Hawkeye Fami
Salve. 25 cents City Drug Store, "
B. Frame, Proprietor.