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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-08
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Indiana tribuÌˆne. (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1878-1907, 1905-05-08

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The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
NAUTICAL KNOWLEDGE.
The Acquisition of Which Would Assuredly Fit One for an
 Exciting Cruise.

Having been sailing one afternoon with manage boat; so you buy whether 1t IS a center board or tin-keel boat you don't know. and 1t doesn't make any diff ference so long as you like the color says the Chicago Daily News
 Ask half q dozen friends to act as crew. Great care should be exercised in choosing only men who know nothing about sail ing, otherwise they might make sugges, tons as to the management of the boat Far better is It for you to train the men after your own ideas of sailing-and you stand d much better chance of getting a picture of yourself and your boat into the papers
 After ssailing around the harbor a few times without damaging any of the other boats, you will be in a position to invite your girl friends to go sailing. If experi- enced yachtsmen tell you that your boat will with safety carry ten, invite twenty friends. If you bring them all back you will establish precedent
 Never postpone sailing party because of an approaching storm This would look eowardly, and by all means establish a reputation for daring even if you have to risk the lives of all your friends
 Always carry full canvas before squall and during 1t. Once outside the harbor If possible. This will make the trip more exciting,
 By carefully following the above rules you will give the newspaper reporters a chance to write columns on Yachting as the Most Dangerous of Sports and will also help the llte-savlng crew to earn their salaries
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
"The Simple Life
Proper Food is Really the First
 Step in Right Living.

One of the evils of our complex mod ern way of living. is our unnatural and unhealthy foods.
 To have really good health and a good stomach it is necessary to eat simple nourishing food. EGG-O-SEE is the ideal food, and reaches the proper requirements in this direction more nearly than any other cereal now on the market.
 To make EGG-o-SEE the kernels of the choicest California white wheat are first cleansed by brushes, then thor oughly steam cooked, then f1aked and crisped to maple tint and delicately favored with natural fruit juice and pure grain sugar.
 In these delicious flakes lies the mighty strength-giying power of the whole wheat grain that evenly nour- 'ishes every part of the body, and gives physical and mental energy that means splendid health and successful en- deavor
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
ODDITIES OF INVENTION.

Prof. Baiardi. Of Turin. has sue ceeded in perfecting his invention of photographing the eye and advo- eates its practical use for diagnosis of diseases of that organ.
 A French engineer named Otto has invented an apparatus for purifying drinking water at home; it's capacity is 60 gallons an hour. and it's cost about the same as that of an electric incan- descent light. Ozone is generated, which kills all germs in the water
 In some parts of the west where irrigation is much depended upon. a current motor is in use which. by an ingenious use of levers and iron blades, makes the water of flowing streams pump itself. The pressure of the current causes the blade 10 swing backward and forward, and the force thus exerted is communicated to ma chinery which runs pump.
 The recent classification at the Brit ish patent office shows that cooking is the popular subject of invention. hay ing been the subject of 3,575 British patents in As years, or an average of 73 a year. Umbrellas brought out l ,457 inventions. and hats 1,411. In vention tends to run in grooves. 1896 and 1897 refecting the enormous de- velopment in cycles, while motor ve- hicle inventions have doubled since 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
BABYS INSTINCT
Shows He Knew What Food to Stick Tc

 Forwarding a photo of a splendidly handsome and healthy young boy. a happy mother writes from an Ohio town:
 The enclosed picture shows my f. yearold Grape-Nuts boy.
 Since he was years old he has eaten nothing but Grape-Nuts He de- mands and gets this food three times a day. This may seem rather un- usual, but he does not care for any thing else after he has eaten his Grape Nuts, which he uses with milk or cream, and then he is through with his meal. Even on Thanksgiving day he refused turkey and all the good things that make up that great din ner, and ate his dish of Grape-Nuts and cream with the best results and none of the evils that the other foolish members of the family experienced. He is never sick, has a beautiful complexion. and is considered a very handsome boy May the Postum Com pany prosper and long continue to furnish their wholesome food," Name given by Postum Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
 There's a reason. Read the little book, The Road to Wellyille," in every pkg.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

One. of the greatest t-iurnphs Of Lydia D. Pinl<ham7s Vegetable Compound is the, conquering of woman's dread enemy. Tumor.
 So~called wandering pains may come from it's early stages, or the pres epee of danger may be made manifest by excessive menstruatlon accompanied by unusual pain extending from the oaaries down the groin and thighs.
 If you have mysterious pains. if there sre indica tions of inflammation ulcera- ton or displacement. don't wait for time Go confirm your fears and go through the horrors of a hospital opera tion, secure Lydia F.. Pinkhan's Vege- table Compound right away and begin it's use and write Mrs Pinkham of Lynn, Mass. for advice.
 Read these strong letters from grate- ful women who have been cured: Dear Mrs Pinkham:- First Letter)
 eIn looking over your book Ase that your medicine cures Tumor of the Uterus. have been to a doctor and he tells me have tu mor 1 will bs more than grateful If you can help me, as do 50 dread an operation. " Fannie D. Fox, ' Chestnut St, Bradford, Pa. Dear Mrs Pinkham:- Second Letterl
 !" | take the liberty to congratulate you on the success have had with your wonderful medicine
 q Eighteen months ago my moathlies stopped Shortly after felt so badiyf sub mitted to a thorough examination by phy- sician, and was told that 1 had | tunor on the uterus and would have to undergo an operation
 q soon after rad one of your advertise lnents and decided to give Lydia E. Pink ham Vegetable Compound a trial. After daking five bottles as directed, che 5umor is entirely gone. I have again been examined gyfii3 E, psnkham's NeSrtabIe cSmDcun
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
LIGHTS IN LITERATURE.

The first volume of the unpublished writings of the late Theodore Mommsen has been prepared for publication by Prof. Otto Hersenheld, the literary ex- ecutor of the deceased historian.
 Rider Haggard is best known in America as a writer of startling roman ces, but in his own country he is recog- nized as an earnest student of the great problem of the poor For years the au- thor has been laboring for the develop ment of the agricultural side of English life as means of relieving the congest- ed conditions of large cities.
 Anthony Hope, the British novelist and playwright, was educated for the law, but says himself in his droll way that he failed to make living at his profession and had to turn to writing in self-defense. He declares that in all his life of 42 years there has not come one incident that is worth telling-he has just lived the average life of an Eng fish gentleman
 It will probably seem strange to some that John Hay in his later life was in- clined to be rather ashamed of Little Brooches" and Jim Bludso." the two of his poems that have always been the most widely quoted. Similarly James Russell Lowell was rather ashamed in his declining years of the "Bigelow Pa pers, which many regard as his most original and effective work. and Minis ter Phelps never liked to be quoted as the author of that immortal poem about Essex Junction
 William Dean Howells has some en- couraging words to say to young as pirants for literary honors. There is room for good story of any kind" he said, recently. Although an editor governs his judgment by what his read CTS have liked before. often rejecting something they would like much better. no good thing in story ever remains unpublished. Some. one will read it, feel, its truth and print it if 1t is true" But he goes on with word of advice. "I do not believe anyone can write novel, with rare exceptions, until he has lived at least 5 years in experience of the world
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
CONCERNING THE CLERGY.

Rev. Joseph W. Cross, the oldest living alumnus of Harvard college and the Andover theological seminary, celebrated recently his ninety-seventh birthday.
 At the late commencement of Ohio Wesleyan university the degree of D. D. was conferred on Rev. Byron Palmer. of the East Ohio conference. author of Gods White Throne"
 Rev Dr Barnard NJ Kaplan, rabbi of the Bush Street temple of San Fran cisco, received from President Roose- welt an autograph copy of his Califor- mia speeches for the benefit of the Bush Street temple.
 Glasgow university has conferred the degree of D. D. upon Rev w. H. Bent ley in recognition of his services on the Congo. Mir Bentley is the son ot missionary, and has given 2 years of service in Africa. He is the author of the Congo dictionary and grammar has translated the New Testament, and is now engaged in translating the Old Testament
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
SAPIENT SAYINGS.

A woman's "No!' is often contra dicted by her eye.
 Keep out of the frying pan, and you won't get into the fire
 The really self-made man never boasts of his architecture.
 Envy is a disease from which those who do their best are immune.
 It is better to make haste in begin ming than to make haste to finish up.
 A man can fly off the handle without the aid of flying machine, but he lights hard.
 A successful man roots while his less prosperous brother stands around and squeals
 Some men and women appear vain be- cause of oyersensitiYeness. They lack self-appreeiation. so seek the apprecia- tion of others as a bolster to their self respect
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
FROM FOREIGN SOURCES.

During the past I5 years London lrsts trebled her debt and doubled lef. taX i rate
 ] A William and Mary copper ferthing. dated 1892. intrinsic value half 2 cent. was sold the her day at auction ill Lon don for S35
 All idiots or cretins in the Alps arc to be treated al government expense. with tablets of extracts of the thyroid of sheep and other domestic animals
 The underground stations on the Loa- don tube railway are to adopt an American idea Each is 10 be painted eonspicuously in different colors.
 An Austrian army officer cut himself under the chin in shaving, the green collar of his tunic rubbed against the cut and he died of blood poisoning.
 Buhl work is said to be very popular now in England It is furniture made of wood, tortoise shell or other costly material, pierced and inlaid with metal or pearl
 The demand for gas works in smell towns down to 5000 inhabitants is in , gas works were established in such towns at a cost of from $22. 800 to $50, GOO,
 The Mendesley (English) parish coun- cil. which struck out a new line in mu4 nicipalization by starting a poultry farm, has realized profits on the first years working which are equal to re- ddction in the parish taxes of cent and fifth on the dollar.
 Cardinal Richelmy has instituted a movement 10 secure funds for the erec- tion of monument to Christopher Columbus in the neighborhood of St Peters, Rome, to commemorate the, four hundred and fortieth anniversary or the great discoverer's death.
 A eommodious building will soon be opened in the Commercial road. in the East End of London, which will be used by the United synagogue as a court house. in which the chief rabbi and other members of the Beth Din" will sit daily to hear Jewish disputes brought before them for adjudication
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
BIBLICAL BALM.

If you have the blues, read the twen- ty-seventh Psalm.
 If people seem unkind, read the if teenth chapter of John.
 If you are all out of sorts. read the twelfth chapter of Hebrews.
 If you find the world growing small and yourself great. read the nineteenth Psalm.
 If you are losing confidence in men. read the thirteenth chapter of First Cor inthians
 If you are discouraged about your work, read the one hundred and twenty sixth Psalm
 If you cannot have your own way in everything. keep silent and read the third chapter of James.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
Sound as A Dollar

Monticello. Mnn., Aug. 7th.-Nr. J. W. Moore of this place stands as living proof of the fact that Bright's Disease, even in the last stages, may be perfectly and permanently cured by Dodds Kid ney Pills.
 MT. Moore says Tn 1898. three rep ntable physicians after careful examna- ton told me that I would de with Bright's Disease inside of year. My feet and ankles and legs were badly swoi- len; could hardly stand on my feet and had given up all hopes of getting cured when a travelling salesman told me that he himself had been cured of Bright's Disease two years before
 He said he had taken to his bed and expected to die with it, but that he had been cured by remedy called Dodd s Kidney Pills.
 'I commenced taking them at once and l am thankful to say that they saved my l1te. After short treatment I was com pletely restored to good health and am now as sound as a dollar'
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
CUTICURA OINTMENT
The Worlds Greatest Skin Cure and Sweetest Emollient-Positivel
 Unrivaled.

Cuticura Ointment is beyond question the most successful curative for torturing, dishguring humors Of the skin and scalp, including loss of hair, ever compounded, in proof of which single amounting with it, preceded by hot bath with Guticura Soap, and followed in the severer eases by dose of Cutcura Resolvent Pills. Is often sufficient to afford immediate relief in the most distressing forms of itching, burning and scaly humors. permit rest and sleep. and point to a speedy cure when all else fails. It IS especially so m the treatment of infants and children, speedily soothing and healing the most distressing cases.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

T think said the patron of the cheap restaurant, "Tll take a shirred egg" "Aw. g'on!" cried the new wait ress. Quit kiddin' me" .'What?" "Aw, you can't fool me. I used to be seamstress, and guess l know it ain't possible to make gathers or tucks in an egg"
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

Doctors told me I had diabetes and could not live. I was wretched and hopeless when I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, but they cured me eight years ago and I've been well ever since. :.
 FosterMilburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all dealers. Price, 50 cents per box.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

kidney trouble so bad l could not work. Backache was persistent and it was agony to lift anything Gravel, W h irlin z head aches, dizziness S and terrible urin- ary disorders ran me down from I6S to 100 pound s l..
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

The Maintenance of Way forces of the Erie are now engaged in laying 350 miles of 9O-pound steel rails on the main track A larger mileage has never been laid in any one year before. The Erie has al ways been noted for it's good track, and the management finds that 1t IS necessary to use heavier rail on account of the weight of the several hundred new engines that have been purchased in the last two years. Much of the rail being removed has only been in track four or five years and will be used on branch lines.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

Don't be frightened. dear So long as you hear the thunder you may know you are safe from the lightning" But that's no comfort. If the lightning strikes me l won't hear the thunder"
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

"I just peeped into the parlor as passed" said Mir. Phamley, and saw quite a freak of nature" Why. Bertha is in there with her young man" "Yes. saw two heads on one pair of shoulders"
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
Mioht Have Settled It.

Bright Pupil Teacher, don. you think I'd better tx over my graduating essay and hring fl up to date?
 Teaehel-Its most too late Mollc
 That's 100 bad l didn't know when l wrote it there was any trouble between Norway and Sweden. '-kansas City Drovers' Telegram.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

Money makes the mare go said the old-fashioned man. Not if it's my husbands money that has been bet on her answered young Mrs Torkins, positively.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

They seem to be very proud of their family tree, Yes, but the only trouble with it is that it grew from small soap manufacturing plant back in the early 30's."
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease 4 certain cure for swollen. sweating, cept no substitute Trial package FREE. Address A. s. olmsted, Le Roy, N. !.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

Say, pa" Queried little Johnny Bumpernickle. what's a peace con gress?' It's Q lot of men who make war against war" answered the old gentleman.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
TWENTY YEARS OF IT.
Emaciated by Diabetes; Tortured With
 Gravel and Kidney Pains

Henry Soule, cobbler, of Hammoaeis- port, N. Y, says: Since Doan's Kid ney Pills cured me eight yearsago, I've reached 70 and hope to live many years longer. But twenty years ago I had
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
Hints to Houseworkers.

Nothing is more important to the hard. working housekeeper, than to keep her hver properly working; otherwise. that pale, sallow look, and tired feeling. will make her look and feel as sick as a dog. Nothing will keep you up to the mark, without injurious stimulation, so well as Dr. Caldwells daXative1 Syrup Pepsin. It IS a pure liver tonie--a cure for Consti- patton, Bilousness. and Indigestion Sold by all druggists at 50e and Sl.00. Money back if 1t fails.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
His Share.

Councilman-Ive come to see. sir. if you will subscribe anything to the town ceme- tery.
 ready subscribed three wives Life
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

The principal difficulty in the way of making goats an article of commerce on the live stock market Is that they might bear the price of those goats which now mas querade as spring lambs Omaha Bee.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

When we see him with a hundred half a block around big house to the back door we have some doubts about liking to be the ieeman.-ln Ind .anapols
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10
SUNDRY SQUIBs.

Say, father, what is a 'nobodyf'" "A nobody, my son, is a prominent woman's husband"
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

When once aroused the public conscience sighs and sobs and sheds blood with great fervor. It then closes its eyes and gently slumbers once more.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

All up.to-date housekeepers use Red Cross Ball Blue It makes clothes clean and sweet as when new. All grocers.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

If twere only conscience that made COW. ards of us all, there would be no lack ot bravery in the world.-Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump- tion has an equal for coughs and colds-J. F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. b, 1900.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

Red Cross Ball Blue should be Tn every home. Ask your grocer for 1t. Large oz. package only cents.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

There is town in Germany of the name of Reiehsdeputationshaupt What
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

You may know that a thing is thorough ly artistic when you cannot tell for the life of you why it is artistic.-C Chicago Tribune.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

A man with pull is worth two n the push-N. '. Times.
The Monticellonian., 1905-08-10

Some men are poor because they are honest, and some are honest because they are rich and can afford to be- =Ghicago