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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-10-26

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 I do not use large advertisements ana false statements to attract patients which merit has failed to secure. If you fail to be cured by such methods. give me a cal and get well.
 My offices are the most private and quiet in the city. tenth story of the new First Nst.onal Bank building. corner of Second avenue and Twentieth street. Rooms 1o06 and 1oo7. Take one of the fine el-vators to tenth noor.
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Entries for Today.

Hal Pointer. This race promises to be the best harness event of the week
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ON THE RACE TRACK.
At Jamaica.

New York, October 25-Three favorites won at Jamaica today. The Packers stake went to Watergrass, Bay News captured the last race after leading all the way, and Sir Tristan won the second from Hal lowmas. Summary:
 First race, selling, six furlongs-Platoon. 96 (SewelD, to 1, won Grapple, 99l Wiey), to 5. second; Dreamer, 109 (Shaw), to 1. third. Time. :13 1-5.
 Second race. five and one-half furlongs- Sir Tristan no (O'NeilD, b5 to 2, won; Hallowmas, 110 (RomanellD, 15 to l, sec ond; Billy Banaster, TOT (W. Buchanan), 50 to 1, third. Time :0S 2-5.
 Third race, selling, mile and one-six- teenth--chin,ney Sweep. 9S Riley,, to 1, won; D'A-kle, 102 (Miller), even, sec ond; Jane Holly. 1o6 (BelD, to 1. third. Time, 1:48 1-5.
 Fourtk race. the Packers stakes, selling, five and one-half furlongs-W Watergrass, 99 (Wiley), to 10. won; Caprice, 104 (Mc- DanieD, to 2, second; Bribery, 100 (Not- ter), to 1, third Time, :07 4-5.
 Fifth race, selling, mile and on-six- teenth--Lord Badge, 107 (W. Knapp, to l, won; Athlone, 1O7 CUotter), 10 to 1, sec ond; King Pepper, 1O3 q. J. Walsh), to l. third. Time, TAT 4-5
 Sixth race. mile and ne-sixteenth-Bad News, 119 CN Knapp) to 5, won zeala, 107 q. J. Jones), to 1. second; Long Or der, 116 (SewelD, to l. third. Time. 1:F 1-5.
 Jamaica Entries.
 First race, handicap. six furlongs-- Rusk. 126: Frontenac. Wotan, 119 Cloten, 11S Brush Up, 117; Tuscan, 116; Martin mas, 107: Diamond Flush, 105; Floralia, 1O0 Royal Window 9S
 Second race, mile and a quarter. selling The Southerner, 114; Copper. Macbeth, Sais. 106: Palette, 103 Jack Young, Elm barrassment, 101; Our Sister. Critical 100; Fra Filipino, Nine Spot 9S; Bryan. 95. Third race, mile and one-sixteenth-Red Knight, 116; First Mason, Ben Volio, Ca | ronal, 106; Kiamesha 105 Amuskedy 10S Fourth race, Ravenswood handicap, six furlongs-Aeronaut, 124; Handzarra. IF: Santa Catalina, 115; Beestrome, 114: Gold Rose 113; Keater Brush Up, 112: Taxer, Diamond Flush, TOT: Lochinvar, 104 Fifth race, five and half furlongs selling-Mintia, 1oS; Benevolent TOT; Her man Johnson, 106; Andrea, 104; J. K. F.. Delude, 103; Glencare, 102: Syntax, Main, 100; Flavigny Gentian. 99 Birmingham, Inglesde. Wes 97; Bundooran 94
 Sixth race handicap. six furlongs-Bat- tie Axe, 126; Midas. 116; Pantouhe. 112; Mintia, no: Ruth w, Mollie Donahue, 107; J. K. F., 1o5; Old Guard. 9.
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GOOD HEALTH

the pleasures of life a hun dred fold while bad health brings noth-
 ing but suffering and discomfort. If you're sickly, we urge you to build up and strengthen the system by using
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Entries for Today.
 The entries for today's races are as fol- lows:
 2:24 class. trot, mile heats. two in three, purse $400:
 Belle of Roanoke, b. m, Clay King, dam Fanny by Maxminus. S. c. Burpee, Roam oke, Ala.
 Bruna q, b. m.. Gumbro. dam. by Gold gill, c. G. Stiles, Gainesville. Ga.
 Frank A, b. g.. by Conrad, T. 5. Jones' Memphis. Tenn.
 Egodian, b. h.. Egotist-Lwdia Wiikes, Clover Bottom Farm. Donelson, Tenn Free for all, class pace, mile heats, two fin three, purse $500:
 Yokley, b. g.. boy Geers. J. F. Hughes, Montgomery; Lula May, b. m., Joe Black burn, L. Schillinger, Birmingham; Rock port b. g., B. Demerest New York; Baron Grattan, b. B., Grattan, T. B. Jones. Mem phis; Mary Gordon, b. m., Gotham, un- known, J. E. Tracey New Orleans; Min thia, blk. m., Brown Hal, untraeed, VIII Mercer.
 The list of events and conditions for the programme for tomorrow and Saturday is as follows:
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Loveman, joseph & Loeb.

Will give personal at tention for a few days
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DIR. Y. E. HOLLOWAY
 SPECIALIST
 PRIVATE DISEASES,
guarantee

you a perma- nent cure of private troubles and that you may know my guarantee is re- liable I refer you with per- mission. to tho First National oank. Alabama National bank. Steiner Broth ITS, bankers.
 jefferson Coun- { y s a V Tn 2 . bank and tho
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oraanizinq Athletic Club.

Gadsden October 25.-(Special)-J. G. vanZandt is organizing an athletic club for the benefit of the young boys of the city. Temporary quarters have been provided in the old city hall and will be
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NOTICE!

Special cars will be run to the Fair Grounds every afternoon, beginning at 4 o'clock. They will be mark ed: "Fair Grounds" Firm iAgham Railway. Light & Power Co.
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Hsrael's Tailoring Establis hment
 ..2oo7 First Avenue.
 High Glass Tailoring.

fitted up with the material on hand The Elks have donated their equipments of this kind and other donations have been made
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HOSTETTER'S STOM ACH BITTERS

Hundreds of sickly people have ac- cepted this advice and are now well and hearty. It is the best health maker before the public and always cures Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Costiveness, Poor Appetite, Female Ills, or Malaria. Try it.
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CLEMSON RUSHES
 THROUGH ALABAMA
NIMBLE END RUNS AND LINE BUCKS PILE UP THE LARGE SCORE OF 26 TO 0 IN FAVOR OF CLEMSUN.

Columbia, s. C., October 25.-By means of irresistible rushes and nimble end runs Clemson defeated the University of Ala bama by a score of 26 to this afternoon.
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When 1t prints good. 1t is . good cut The Gawk EnRravinR Co. '
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FAIR GROUNDS EXPRESS
 Effective Monday. Oct 18th. Agent will be installed in our depot in the State Fair Grounds Ship your exhibits via Bir- mingham Railway, Light & Power Company.
 B'ham Ryp It. & Pr. Go.
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L0veman, Joseph & Loeb.
L0veman, Joseph X Loeb.
Mrs. M. Mcintyre, of Nashville. Tenn.

  kPowdera nd Curine
  Ii Mrs be short
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18
a RARE CHANGE.
PIPERSVILLE

Mrs. r. Williams, and son Frank went
to Wales, Wisconsin Saturday to stay
over Sunday.
J.H. Perry delivered rye at WatertoMn
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Damms and daughter, Mr.
and Mrs. Frank KOllotf and son OF Con-
cord, spent Saturday evening with Will
Kerberg and family.
Clara Fenner of IXOnia spent Sunday
at her home here.
H. Radtke spent Sunday at Water
town.
The ladies of the NJ. <. church here
will have chicken pie supper at the
home of H. Humphrey next Friday even
ing. October goth. Everybody is most
core tally invited to attend.
Ike Poe of OcOnOmowoc was pleasant
caller on Miss Agnes Shredder Sunda.
afternoon.
Mrs. G. Burdick and son spent one da,
last week at the hCme of the parents Mr.
and Mrs. C. Henning.
Miss Lizzie Kerberg had the misfOr
tune Monday evening to fall down cellar
missing her step. The results of it is ;
broken nose.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18
lxONIA.

Rev. and Mrs. John D. Jones and little
daughter, Mrs. l.. Hughes and Miss Mary
G. Jones attended a convention at Osh-
kosh Sunday.
Arthur Humphrey entertained about
fifty people at husking bee one evening
last week. A good time is reported, but
only about seventy bushels of corn were
husked.
Miss Mabel Reese was an over Sunday
visitor with relatives at OcOnomoWoc.
Mr.. und Mrs. Ed. Edwards and two
children Of Wales, Wis, visited relatives
here the fore part of the week.
John Pugh Of Genesee, was a visitor
here Tuesday.
A few from here attended the funeral
of William Dean at Concord Sunday.
William Humphrey had the misfortune
OF losing horse one day last week.
Thomas Hughes of Minnesota is visit
ing in our midst at this writing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18
N. w. u. Notes.

On Saturday last, Oct. IA, the n.
w. U. football team went to Waukesha
to meet the Carroll football team of
that place. The game was called at
2:30 p. m. and during the greater part
Of the first half the score was 0 to O.
In the last five minutes Of play Zeis-
le", quarter back of the N. w. U. team
made beautiful thirty-yard run, scor-
ing the first touchdown of the day.
Motzkus failed to kick goal. In the
second half Carroll kicked off to North
western. who returned the ball to Car
rolls forty-fve yard line. Motzkus
dropped back for place kick and sent
the pigskin sailing between the goal
posts. After this Carroll scored, a
touchdown, but failed to kick goal.
The most sensational play was made by
Woyahn, who broke through the OPP
ponents line received the ball from their
| q quarterback. and tore down the field
scoring a touchdown after having made
| beautiful run of seventy yards. Mot
| kus kicked goal. The half and game
ended with the score: N. w. u. Is.
| Carroll College 5.
After the game some the town folk
escorted the Mort hwestern team to the
station amid shot shell in the shane of
dirt, stones, and green tomatoes.
When the Carroll team comes to
this city, the townfolks will treat them
as guests as they are gentlemen and
not responsible for the treatment &C G.
orded our home team
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18

WANTED-A bright energetic young
lady to demonstrate and sell to the high
er class of ladies in WatertOWn, two
strictly high grade toilet specialties
that every lady will appreciate after us
ing. For PARTICULARS address j. G. EastOn.
443 Milwaukee, Wis. $50.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18
First Publication Oct. 18th, 1905.
Notice of Proceedings.
ut ATE OF WISCONSIN.

on ATE OF WISCONSIN,
y County Court, Jefferson.Co.
In the matter of the estate of Mary
Thauer late OF the city of WATERFOWL, in said
County. deceased
Notice is hereby given that at special term
of the County Court, to be held in and for said
County, at the City Hall in the city of Watertcwn
A. d. 1905 at the opening of court on that day or
as soon thereafter as the same can be heard, the
following matters will be heard and considered
The application OF Catharine Becker as execu-
triX and Nicholas Fhauer as executor of the last
will and testament of Mary Thauer. late of the
city of WatertoWn in said Jeffe rson County de-
ceased, for The examination and allowance of
their final account of their administration of said
estate which account is now on file in this court
and for the assignment OF the residue of said eS-
tate to the persons entitled to the same.
Dated this 14th day Of October A. D. 1905.
By the Court
GEORGE GRIMM
Skinner Il Thauer, Att'yS. County Judge.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18
Plans to get Rich.

are often frustrated by sudden break
down, due to dyspepsia or constipation.
Brace up and take DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They take out the materials
which are clogging your energies, and
olive YOU a new start Cure headache
and dizziness too. At r. H. Brennecke's
drug store; 25c., guaranteed.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18
WANTED, FOR SALE, ETC.

FOR SALE-South One-half of Turner
Society block No. Is for sale at a bar
gain it taken at once, in whole or in
part to suit purchaser. Inquire of Will
liam f. Quintmefer, II. HilgendoTf,
George Henze, trustees. 5-tf
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1905-10-18

WANTED-Every woman in Watertown
and this vicinity to know that you can
secure MADAME the highest class ladies
magazine absolute free for one wear.
Call at or write this Office for particu-
lars.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
Chorus Girls in The Fortune Teller.
~THE FORTUNE TELLER >

Some idea of the magnitude of the
production of "The Fortune Teller, =
which will be at the Grand, matinee
and night. Saturday, Nov. II, can be
gathered from the fact that there
are no less than twenty-three chang
es Of costume for the chorus. The
equipment which Milton and Sar-
gent Aborn are using is known tc
be most elaborate one. for it is the
original production which was mad"
for Alice Nelson, and her manage
ment spent some $4,000 on the
mountings of the opera. "The For
tune Teller tells a most amusing
story in Harry B. Smiths best vein
and the music, by Victor Herbert
Americas most popular composer, IS
most melodious. Messrs. Aborn are
reported to have got together com
panv which does full justice to Mr.
ITerhcrt's splendid score and Mr.
Smiths excellent comedy. The or
eanization is a large one, made up
Of artists of known ability and repu-
tation, said to be not only one OF the
strongest singing shows of the sen
son. hut a veritable beauty display
as well.
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.eTHE VILLAGE PARsoN. /"

"The Village Parson," new
drama will be presented at the
Grand, matinee and night, Satur-
day, Nov. 4, and a well balanced
company presents it. The play has
not only a well constructed plot, but
is of intense human interest through
out. In the first act, where a hus-
band and wife separate, the scene
becomes one of heartfelt interest and
brings copious tears to the auditors
The sitution in act two is another
strong scene, in which little Myrtle
the blind child does some very clever
and earnest work, and holds the
audience with close attention. The
plav represents number of exciting
clinaxes which enthrall all present
ssThe Village Parson" will be CIV
en- with complete stage settings, the
scenery being brought by the man
qgement. The company includes
,ctors of recognized ability. Prices
for this engagement, Is, IS, IS and
30 cents. A few seats at IS cents
Matinee, Is and rs
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
THE TIDE TURNED.

An elderly woman was walking
along the street the other evening
with her son, a boy of IL. Sudden
" she halted, enraged.
ELook at that intoxicated brute
across the way" she exclaimed.
ssDid YOU ever see anything so dis
gushing? Where are the police ?
Of course, never at hand when they
are wanted. That drunken beast
ought to be locked up for year.
The boy, who had been looking in
tently through the dusk at the reel
ing man, now said in a low voice:
seWhy, mother, that's Brother
At this the woman threw up her
hands with a gesture of horror and
~Oh.'' she cried, sFthe saloon keep
ers have been druggin' that poor
child again"
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THE CAST OF teTHE
FORTUNE TELLER

There are three comedians in the
production of "The Fortune Teller.
which will be seen at the Grand.
matinee and night, Saturday Nov.
18th. Fresco, the allet mbaster, IS
played by James McElhern, the well
known eccentric comedian. Boris.
the gypsy, is interpreted by Her
man Hirshberg, a Teutonic coined
ian of the Weber-Fields school. The
old Count BerezowsLi is played by
Hugh Cameron. the clever comed-
ian who made big hit on the Madi-
son Square Roof Garden, New y ork.
The balance of the organization IS
said to be made up of artists of rePu-
tation, headed by Grace Orr Myers
in the title role.
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LET WELL ENOUGH ALONE.

Don't disturb the bowlegged bulldog
that is gnawing at a bone
Don't disturb a sleeping tiger for
amusement Of your own,
Don't disturb mule to witness how
its hind feet may be shown;
They live longest who remember to
let well enough alone
Don't disturb the bird that MARBLES
a gay ditty in the tree,
And the bumblebee goes humming,
Kindly do not bother me;;"
When the baby's sweetly sleeping do
not bother it to see
What the Unprecedented condition OF
its appetite may be-
Don't disturb the gun that's rusty,
but discreetly shy away;
Though the trigger may be missing,
let the poor old weapon stay
Where your great-grandfather put it,
they live longest who delay
When it comes to hunting troubles
they may find some future day
Don't disturb it when you find a
peaceful stick of dynamite,
Don't disturb the low-browed bully
to see whether he will fight,
Don't disturb the busy burglar whom
YOU hear downstairs at night,
For the world is full of promise, and
the future may be bright.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
HAAfLETes soHLIoUoY UP TO
DATE.

eeDoes is or does it not? That's
up to me, pal;
Is it the proper numebr to forget
The merry joltings of the tough
Or to get wise to all the phony
And sIlI getting next, to finish2 To
cash the hay;
Nay, nay and on the feathers pass
The symptoms of bunch OF tonic
That we connect with Amt that
a finish
All to the mayonnaise? To cash
To % Sleep S' the dream for mine.
Sure, that's the dope,
For in that Twenty-Three what
pipes may blow
When We have cashed our cinchest
one best yet.
Up stage for yours-all in"
oh, finish it yourself
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04

Mrs Anna Creatore is making
things lively for her husband, the
hand leader. He received word that
she has fled an action against him
in the Supreme Court of New York,
askinr for a divorce on the grounds
Of desertion. Signore Creatore, said
eyes. it is true that left my wife
IN 1901 but 7 provide for her. Nine
vcars ago in Naples we just met and
married and I soon discovered that |
had made a mistake. Her soul olu
not respond to my soul. She cares are,
nothing for music in which as well
as bv which. 7 live. I shall not
contest the suit.
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eTHE BEAUTY DOCTOR. .

New numbers, new faces in add,
ton to those who made the musical
comedy so popular when here before
are promised when "The Beauty
Doctor returns this season. In
what Manager Wright calls the S'2d
Edition" of the piece he has retain
ed the favorites of last year and Hdd-
ed new musical numbers that Mt the
present time are being whistled on
the streets of New York where 'SThe
Beauty Doctor" is at present having
its run
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
DIDN'T USE ANY SWEAR
WORD.

A boy of straight Puritan extrac-
ton was called one day by his
mother from the yard where he was
playing with some other boys. In
a tone of mingled sadness and
severity she said: 'FNoble, my son.
I never thought to hear you use a
swear word - "Why, mother,
said the boy, az didn't use any swear
word. 1 oul said the devil. No
body thinks that's swearing" 81
don't care" cried the mother
quickly; cts making light of sac
red things"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
sTHE ISLE OF SPICE. .

s"The Isle of Spice" itwh com
pany intact, and with all the scenic;
costume. mechanical and electrical
effects that went to make the great
success of the long run just brought
TO close at the Majestic Theatre,
New York City, will eb seen at the
Grand in the near future. Things
out of the ordinary are "The Broom
stick Witches" ''Mercenarv Mary
Ann peggy Brady, and "The Goo
Goo Man" and those who like must
cal comedy fr its froth. spice, light
ness and melody, will be charmed.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
.rHE BEAUTY DOCTOR.

A return visit of E'The Beauty
Doctor" Fred E. Wright's big must
cal comedy is to be made at the
Grand, Monday. Nov. 6, and the in
dications are that this really good
funny musical comedy will be given
a ready welcome. Manager Wright :
term for this seasons play is the
ee2d Edition. of "The Beauty Doc
tor" and a great many changes in
the musical numbers, in the cos
tunes, the comedians and the chorus
is promised while all the prime
favorites among the comedians will
again be seen.
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THE IMPERIAL oUARTETTE

The Imperial Quartette will be {"
new addition to E'The Beauty Doe
tor when it reappears here at the
Grand, Monday, Nov. 6, and is one
of the many new features that have
been added to the play since it was
here last season. The members Of
the quartette are all young and with
voices that in the new nmbeIr.
which is credited as being one Of
the hits. 'E1'he Pretty Little Maid Of
Zanzibar harmonic artisticallv,
The ouartette are dressed as four
Zulus in full war panoPly and the
number is said to receive many en-
cores nightly
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
e.rHE NB szrY DOCTOR. +"

When Fred E.HWright's funny
mnsical comedy comes to the Grand
Monday, Nov. 6, it will be in new
dress and under the title of E'rhe
New Beauty Doctor" The receP-
ton accorded 'eThe Beauty Doctor, "
when here last season, left no doubt
as to the excellent impression made
bv the play and Mr.. Wright's splen-
did company of comedians and sing
ersl and now, in new dress, with
new musical features, new ensem-
bic numbers, new costumes and new
fresh voices, the second edition of
fhe piece promises to fulfill the
pledges of last seasons production.
with added and successful features
in the new. '1'm AS Wise As Solo
man Ever Dared to Be-" is new
number that is heralded as a hit
<fCome Down Mr.. Man in the Noon,
is a beautiful new semi-sentimental
ballad, eeThe Piedmont Cuirasseurs
a march song with whistling Tilt;
the seNew Dance of All Nations" and
other features promise much en-
iovment when feThe New Beauty
Doctor hangs out her sign at the
Grand opera house, Monday, Nov 6.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
..rHE roRTuNE HELLER. Z

The score of "The Fortune Tel Is,
ier,' Tie comic opera which Is t. be-
.een at tile Grand in the near future
vas written by Victor Herbert, lle
composer Of many notable sTlece
rs originality and the qua lity 60 y g. s
.ecatchy'' made s'The Fortune ~
lcr,' music extremely popular VIE,
Iii lovers Of bright harmony, all,s
4I,e excellent comedy in the es,l.s
, on it to everyone who likes
= clean and refreshing perforIna'ls..
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..rHE YILLAGE PARsoN z

The Rev. DR.. Lloyd says Of the
.sviIlage Parson," that It Is one OF
he strongest. most pathetic and m
teresting presentation Of q phase q
human life that he ever saw and ne
can consistently therefore reeQlasi7
mend It to all of his fellow citlzslls
+ JTuiontown. both young and .2seli
FREDERIC e. j. Hoy ll'
Ractor ST. Peters Episcopal Gllureh
Uniontown, p
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
MADE TO ORDER.

A small girl was taken violently
i'll from overindulgence in unripc
fruit. Her mother telephoned Tor
thc ncnrest doctor, whose telephone
number proved to be surprisingly APP
nropriate to the OCCASION Eight
one-two-Green."
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
STORM DOORS.

AS soon as the weather becomes
cold enough to warrant it, storm
doors will be installed at the main
entrance to the theatre. These doors
will do away with the draft that
comes in each time the outer doors
are opened.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1905-11-04
A BAD SPELL.

A typewriter maid, quite antique
For long years husband did slque;
Sold She. "A nice beau
fl find. don't you kneau, :.
Shall share my six dollars a wlque'