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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
KEEPING UP.

From the Houston Post.
 ''These burial associations have cut the prices of funerals of late, have they not?"
 Yes" replied the uneertaker; "our profits are not so large on single funeral but since the auto. came to be the rage we have twice as many funerals
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
Doesn't Know the Negro.

Fl om the Prattville Progress
 That Brooklyn preacher who advises all the negroes to leave the south, knows very little about the negro's fondness tor sunshine and "watermillions."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
WHAT HE NEEDS.

From the Louisville Post.
 Says the Birmingham Age-Herald: Zion City needs steaks and potatoes more than it does leaves of healing or Dowie's delusions," but it seems that Old Lige is in need of stake" him self
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Mr. New, chairman of the republi can national committee, is not an ad- mirer of the elongated Fairbanks. He cannot be trusted to boom him for President next time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
In Colorado.
7rom the Florenee Tlmes.

From the Florence Times.
 The busting of Governor Adams of Colorado by Governor Peabody after the senate had declared him duly elected. is an outrage that will rank with the Hayes usurpation of the presidency, and the Beckham-Taylor affair in Kentucky.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
DE CASTRO.

From the Florida Times Union.
 The Birmingham Age-Herald refers to Castro as the handed" Those who have had dealings with him probably find him high priced.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

It is announced that ball playing is cure for insanity. It has always seemed to have the opposite effect on the spectators.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

A New York man is suing two wo- men for wagers which they lost. He ought to have known that a woman is never in earnest when she bets, ex. cept when she wins.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
ALABAMA PRESS
Peace Is Wanted.

From the Montgomery Advertiser.
 It is fervently to be hoped that the talk of peace will not end in talk. Let us have peace" and lots of 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The first plank in Judge Dunne's platform, who is the democratic candi- date for mayor of Chicago, is family of ten children.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The fact that sun worshipers are flourishing unmolested in the United States shows just how tolerant this country can be.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Castro's navy is safe at any rate, for he can load it on the cars at any time, and send 1t to retreat in the mountains.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The Earl of Roslyn has married a chorus girl. That is more laudable than trading his title to an American heiress for her wealth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Dr. Chadwick will play Mrs. Chad wick's $3000 organ for consideration of $100 a week. She certainly played him to a finish.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Now that Mrs. Langtry has become grandmother she will no longer be able to hide the fact that she is grow ing old.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Ever since the first woman shook the first rolling pin at her husband womans clubs have been a menace 10 married men.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Alexander Dowie is seventy years old. thus showing that pudgy men live long even in the prophet line of bus mess.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The Kansas will be christened with crude oil from Kansas, and 1t won't be drawn from a Standard oil can, either.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

An Ohio murderer spent his last hours on earth playing a guitar. He was probably anticipating his golden harp.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

his salary is about the average. he probably had to swap horses or starve to death.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Dowie is settling in Mexico so that he can settle with his creditors in Mexican money.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Addicks has never been in public life, although he has long been on the ragged edge of it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Dowie considers his creditors very worldly just at present.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The Japs have their appetites cul- tiyated to a point where they would appreciate few grand dukes for de- sert.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The trouble with the Russians is that they don't know how and they have no Show Me" clubs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

'Lige Dowie is travelling "in our private car" so he writes back to Zion City to comfort it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Oyama is the favorite in the Harbir sweepstakes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Cordova is to write magazine story. Heaven deliver us!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

A Louisiana preacher is on trial for being an inveterate horse trader. If
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Governors are thicker in Colorado than colonels in Kentucky.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Senator Wolcott had hot time al his life and his body was cremated after he died.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The Russian army would be more welcomed at Harbin If it had not brought the Japanese along.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The hens have routed the cold stor- age warehouses filled with eggs that no one will accept as a gift.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Japan has avenged the retreat iron Moscow.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Hold the line, On LlneVitcn,
 Be careful what you dol
 If you don't hold the line, Oh Linevitch,
 Oyama will hold you!
 WHEN PHYLLIS WALKED. Phyllis went to town one day Her head held high in air. My! l really believe she paints!' Heavens! Look at her hair!' She's had that hat century, They say she makes her clothes" Her father was butcher and Yet she tits her nose" "That walk? Ridiculousl
 It almost makes me smile" q think she looks quite passe.
 She hasn't bit of style" You know, they say she failed to get Young Parsons when she tried. She certainly did run after him; I'll bet she nearly died" ''Mable says she's pretty, but
 can't see it that way" "She's always on the streets, you know Goes shopping every day" Did Phyllis hear unkind remarks While tripping along the street? Did she blush for very shame And gaze down at her feet? Not if she knew her pretty self!
 It made her smile the sweeter And every man she passed that day Swore he'd like to meet her. When womanl1nd begins to knock And waxes really spiteful The victim knows it's envy and It makes her feel delightful
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
TIRED,

If money grew on cherry trees And we were told to take it. I wouldn't want a cherry tree
 Id be too tired to shake it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The Foraker boom is not intended for this climate, and the referees need not attempt to dicker with it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

A canal cannot be dug in a country in which liquor costs 25 cents a drink. It Is a physical imposibility.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

The more the government investi- gates the trusts the more the trust managers slip away to Europe.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Charley schwab has sailed for Rus. sia and seems to be in earnest about providing the Gzar with a new navy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Japan is also in favor of more war, but she expects none of the bitter.end sort.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Marconi got married in order to cut off reports of his matrimonial engage ments.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

They will soon be off for the pen nant.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Roosevelt hunts mountain lions, and Oyama bears of the Adamzad sort.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Harbin is becoming a great resort. Many pilgrims are Hooking to it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
From the Richmond News-Leader.

From the Richmond News-Leader.
 NN HAT is the matter with the W American masaziues' some are becoming constantly more yellow, sensational and scrappy. Others which undertake to be dignified and to cater to the artistic and aesthetic ele- ments fall into marvellous stupidity and inanity Some infection of dullness seems to have smitten the entire outfit.
 We are especially interested in the mag azine poetry, which has caused us much uneasy wonderment and bewildered spec ulation. Who does 1t, and why and un- der what provocation? We are disposed to think sometimes that somewhere hiG- den away among the sequested hills of New England. there is a magazine poetry factory, where the thing is done by ma- chinery and with stencils, the product being shipped in bales, branded and as- sorted to meet the demands of the trade and the requirements of the season, like shoes or dress goods. It is all so much alike and so invariably destitute of mean ing and purpose. Our suspicion is that every morning in this factory the super | lntenuenI, UT TOOtl poSSt UT WiiO cNNi ho is dumps a pile of words, which skilled workmen, earning three or four dollars day by piece work, proceed to assort and fit together for magazine use. The results are like this, taken from one of the most prominent American magazines for March:
 GOLDEN GORSE.
 Childy, childy, childilSin,
 I'll make you a wreath O flower O the
 whin-
 "oh, but the prickles will tear my skin :" Childy childy, love O the May,
 I'll pull the prickles all away
 "Oh, but wee one's sure to stay" ChilGy childy love O the year,
 Crowned or not, you are queen, my dear Give me my crcwn, have no fear. Love O the year and Love O the May, Love of a life and Love of day Love is life and today is May
 Now, will somebody kindly indicate what sense. purpose or meaning there is in this or what justification there is in 1t for presenting it to presumably intelli- gent readers? Would any man in pos session of ordinary reasoning faculties have devised such performance? It has some flavor of that other fine poem which, we believe, however. has never
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
IT's IJP TO LINEVITCH.

Hold the line, Oh Linevitch, Be careful what you dol If you don't hold the line, Oh Linevitch, Oyama will hold youl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

L. H. Russ, M. W. Carlisle and W. F. Jordan are the only authorize traVehng representatives of The Age-Herald In US circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Entered a the Birmingham, Ala.' post office as second-elass matteE under ac' of Congress, March s, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

No communication will be published without its authors ns ne. Rejected manuscripts will no. be retIr.. unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

An eastern bride has set an admirable
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25
THE PosTULANT.

Her trinkets gone, her laughter spent, The gypsy year repentant goes. And in the woods dim cloister bent, She takes the veil of snows.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

his salary is about the average. he probably had to swap horses or starve to death.
 An Ohio murderer spent his last hours on earth playing a guitar. He was probably anticipating his golden harp. --s- The Japs have their appetites cul- tiyated to a point where they would appreciate few grand dukes for de- sert.
 Charley Schwab has sailed for Rus sia and seems to be in earnest about providing the Gzar with a new navy.
 
 A canal cannot be dug in country in which liquor costs % cents a drink. It Is a physical imposibility.
 -s- The more the government investi- gates the trusts the more the trust managers slip away to Europe.
 
 The Foraker boom is not intended for this climate, and the referees need not attempt to dicker with it.
  The hens have routed the cold stor- age warehouses filled with eggs that no one will accept as a gift The Russian army would be more welcomed at Harbin If it had not brought the Japanese along.
  The trouble with the Russians is that they don't know how and they have no Show Me" clubs.
 
 Lige Dowie is travelling "in our private car" so he writes back to Zion City to comfort it. Addicks has never been in public life, although he has long been on the ragged edge of it. --.a.- Dowie is settling in Mexico so that he can settle with his creditors in Mexican money. Senator Wolcott had hot time al his life and his body was cremated after he died. Marconi got married in order to cut off reports of his matrimonial engage ments.
 - ----s- Japan is also in favor of more war. but she expects none of the bitter-end sort.
 Roosevelt hunts mountain lions, and Oyama bears of the Adamzad sort.
 Harbin is becoming a great resort. Many pilgrims are flocking to it.
  Governors are thicker in Colorado than colonels in Kentucky. Cordova is to write magazine story. Heaven deliver us!
 
 Dowie considers his creditors very worldly just at present.
 
 Oyama is the favorite in the Harbin sweepstakes. Japan has avenged the retreat from Moscow.
  They will soon be off for the pen nant.
 
 DE CASTRO.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1905-03-25

Washington Bureau Age-Herald. 1421 G Street, N. ".
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01

El que suscribe pOua go con, >ci.
mento de sas numerosDs psrroquia-
NOS, que desde esta fe ha, y or mi Sc
gando comedor, los preclos essarAn
en- re aoi6n con la sltuaci6n actual
Un bIstek. IL ctvs. Una tsrners em.
panAda, 10 ctvs. Un arroz con galli.
M, 10 csvs, Un caldo g4llego, 10 ctvs.
Un bscal 30 s la vizcaina, 10 ctva. Uus
sopa con csrne, 3 ctvs. Una sops DE-
gallina, 6 csvs. Una mixts, 8 c,va
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01
Rafael Pa|acios Rohguez, Abogado- o-Notada
Raul Be0edeto GeigeI Abpgato Rsgstatn Ssthh de
S6rr juan

Patriotism us amigos pGbco general nado una
hcne ud notara
opaes ercen cdo los Tbunses Corte Fedora
oupan d Ge goes los Ofcse
vision ce IL tasacon de Ia propiedod - -
Nse odas las escrras
Horas DE obctna: de : q III a. de 6 SPIN.
ohclna Gale de Allen 81 90 po Aoartado
Telefono n1mero pa San Juan Puerto Rico
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01
N..AMERI(Ak INSTITUTE
dI'I9Id0 cof Don Jose Domingo AuSsIE
67 w. o7th ST. NEW YORK

| lns'ra"eion en todos las ramos
'G"ndncclfn sdecD ada en- los estudiog
Trato dlfeuct6n concentrates al carac.
ser de la razs lattna-Perieccion 4 amiso
to 60 el idioms espanol, fin de q. los
lovenes Que M oos envfan no yuelyan
luego q sus paises hacienda napeles
ridiculos, sin aaber hablar bien, nj al
aapsdol,ni q !ngl6s. -Eusodanza rApi
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01

y asi suce vsmente tcd1s los demas
platos.
Tambien Sc hscen ahOnos para
familias q precios limi.ados, 6stos cor
quincenas sdelantadas
Un cubi-rto de II d | y de 5 q I er
oil Restaurau., SO ctvs.
Los iueves y domingos 81 hace uL
se|ecto caldn gallegO, los sabados
paskeios y R.tscas Goa polio.
JUA.G ARCIA
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01

da etca2 de osse ii.acia lQda1o
de familia- -Comida ls 5epantlu
Cossambres, religion nadicorer
patrias -Mesodos de ooseNanza ana
ricanos -ldioma obJtgasorto eilugl6A
Nuessras esnecIalidadao. Comercio
ldsomdS. Reierencias da 67n A.
quieran J como .e quiarSn
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01
Anuncio

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madas 9 indS1itaa. n qs. h4srsse
comprar algsnas pssot dir sssss &
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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01
la Catalina
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Gran rebaja de precos en- beneicio del 5publco.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01
Dr. F, del Va||e Ati|es

MEDICO CIRUJANO
Ohcina: san Jose no 6. Horaxde
copsnlts; d. 9 b IL de 2 a 4. Resi-
d nci FortslezH so.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1905-11-01
Sc VfNDth 4 PREQO NODI(O

(ELos estabeamontos de herreria fundici6n de
vvenda radlcados Ia nmedac6n de la careera de Qua
yama Arroyo h que los desee puede drgirse dona
Nataia de Santiago vuda de Caussade don Federico
Curet, de Guayama,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-31
NEW YORK NEW HAyENa HlRTFORDR ,R,

Trains depart from Grand Central Station 42d
81 aud 4th aV.. as follows for
BOSTON. Via New London and Provide nee -
f..tOOI. 'IGiOu2 a. NJ, '!I:o0. .xliOS 4 800
'tH5O1. 1901. 'i2Uo p. ~
BOSTON. Via Willimaniic-f1s;OO a. N. y % p NJ.
Boston. Wa Sprlnsnc,d-iso0 AN. 'gi2OO. 400.
mo- p NJ
FiTCHBtRG. via Putnam q WorccSter--is00 = NJ.
IAKEVIILE a NORFOLH--'s.50 A. NJ 1881 j. NJ
PiTrSFlELD--'4.50 $40 i. NJ. 1881 r NJ
WATERBURY, and NtNSTED-'4JO. $500 $500,
1902. 1902 to Waterbury, !. NJ. u %, = 80.
i'50i, 800. 500 TO Waterbury, p. NJ
Ticket ofilces al Grand Central station and ci25th
ST. ALSO At ciiS. col. iiS, csS4 broadway g PARK
Place. c2b Union Square. els? Finn avenue GAS
Columbus AVE. ei9 Madison Ave. o273 West i25th
ST. l'3 Fast l25th ST. In Brooklyn CO Court ST.
sen Fulton ST. 800 broadway " D.
DAILY. 4ccpt sunday SUNDAYS ony stop
at i25ih ST ISiop a. l25th St Sundays only. .PAr-
lor Car Limited Has dining car. cParor and
Sleeping Car tickets also
c. I. HEMPSTFAD. Gen. PAS. Agt.
Q. NJ SHEPARD. Cen Snni.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-31
THE REAL ESTATE MARKET.
PRIVATE SALES, AUCTIONS AND
Public RECORDS.

Deputy Police Commissioner AcAVOy
Takes PROFIT on Uptown Lots-New
HulldinE for G. G. Shayne-GOod List
OF Deals In and Near Firth Avenue.
Property in the Fifth avenue district Was
in excellent demand yesterday. Quite Il
number OF private houses there figured in
the trading. Several high grade dwellings
on the West Side also changed ownership.
The block just north OF the Waldorf-As-
toria was represented by two transactions
"a sale Of No. 20 West Thirty-tfth street
and lease of the Leggett Building at
Nos. 81 and % West Thirty-fourth street
The lease Is for fifteen years, at an aggre-
gate rental of s35O,Ooo. 1t was negotiated
by Albert b. Ashforth. The lessee Is a
well known Broadway house. The Leg
gett Building Is an old dwelling remodelled
for business purposes. and occupies plot
j0xCS.9.
Announcement was made that c. c.
Shayne will erect new building on the
site OF his pre- sent establishment, iii Forty
second street. between Sixth avenue and
Broadway, from plans by Albert Gottlieb
OF 1853 Fifth avenue The plot has frontage
OF 40 feet on Forty-seooud street and runs
DaCk SOO feeJ 10 fOrty-lISL stTeeI ms
building will be six stories in height, with
an ornamental cupola. The work Of razing
the present structure will begin on March 1.
The contracts for the building have been
awarded, and the contractors agree TO
have the new building ready not later
than Sept. 10. The structure will be de-
voted exclusively to Mr.. Shayne's fur
business.
The Charles f. Noyes Company nego-
tiated a $4,000 lease Of the st. George
Building at Nos, 81 and 80 Beekman street.
northwest corner Of CliF, for the j. L. Mott
Iron Works TO the j. T.. Linde Paper Com
pany. The latter secures an option to pur-
chase the property at about 100000. The
buildings cover plot Of Is, 900 square feet.
Possession will be given in 1905 The j.
l.. Mott Iron Works have in turn. leased
through the Charles +. Moves Company
and Dennis 4 Preston the new eleven
story building which the Eugene A. Hoff-
man estate is 10 erect at the northwest
corner of Fifth avenue and Seventeenth
street. This site is 52.6x1lO and contains
5,775 square feet.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-31
SH0ULD MARRIED WOMEN Work.
Penns, lNanla Professor says Yes, Within
Observation-Disclosures In Leisure.

If We are going to be progressive. we
must keep our women in industry; we must
have our women work., said Prof, Patten
Of the University of Pennsylvania in his
lecture on THE Young Married Woman in
Industry before the League for Political
Education last night, The professor has
made special study Of this subject. He
gave to the public these results of his work.
"A woman should not withdraw from
industry until her husbands income ia
equal TO their combined incomes at the
time of their marriage, for the life Of the
family should never fall below that main
tanned by the individuals before marriage
The woman must take this stand-that her
support does not fall upon her husband
until his income is sufficient to properly
suprort them both
THAT il the stand she must take II she
will be economically independent. And
we never can expect her to be true and
straight with us unless she has independent
environment.
IF we are to progress-if we are TO save
our race-we must have the women de :
velop with the men: We can't have them left
behind. lt's In the work element that
women must grow, along the same lines as
mem
ITS against this idea Of keeping women
In leisure that / want 10 talk. The idea
Of most men is to keep their wives in leisure
or 70 stay single until they are able to.
This il real injustice 10 the women, for
II keeps them economically dependent.
For, as all the classes are initiative, 1t fol-
lows that If you get up in your realm a
leisure woman it will spread TO the whole
social race, And there IL n real danger
In these leisure ideals, For with the leisure
women the tendency 10 decreasing birth
rate ia shown, and II this goes on through
all the classes we will have no race progress
sion, but a general deterioration"
Prof. Patten used many charts taoked
up on the wall for reference and discus
sion. They contained such statements as
THE mothers working day should not
exceed in length the school day of her
children. Are the faults of woman due
to her natural character or social environ
ment, Should women be selfsacrificingf
After the lecture the audience discussed
the subiact
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-31
AGENr mHIrNEl,s PURCHASES
Former Parkhurst Man In Tombs Court
on Larceny Charge.

Edgar Z. Whitney. former Parkhurst
Society agent who vanished when he was
subpnnaed as a witness during the trial
Of Devery's wardman. Eddie Glennon,
only to be arrested later. was again pris-
oner yesterday. In the Tomls court
George Brodsky, a furrier, Of II West
Thirty-niuth street. made complaint
that Whitney bad obtained 1915 worth Of
furs from him without paying for them
A representative from store kept by
Alice Maynard OF $40 Fifth avenue was on
hand with a similar story. A few minutes
later A. sill. a commission merchant ia
Washington Market appeared and said that
Whitney had secured so pounds OF turkey
from him some time ago on promise u
payment the next day. but that he had never
settled.
Whitney said that he was an exporter.
importer and comm sion merchant, with
Offices at 2Si-s6 Pearl street He was held
in $500 bail by Magistrate Pool for ex-
animation tomorrow.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1905-01-31
FOUND DEAD ~ SNOWBANK.
Astoria Police In, estigatlnE What Looks
Like Il Murder

The body OF an Italian, about 40 years
old with several wounds in his head, was
found at 10 O'Clock last night lying in a
suowbank on the Shore road between
Woolsey and Hoyt streets, Astoria. The
body was discovered by two civilians who
were passing by and was still warm.
The police believe the man was murdered.
There is big cut under the left eye. APP
parently made by some sharp instrument:
another cut on the forehead and possibly
a fracture of the skull The man wore
dark clothes, was of medium height, with
dark hair and was well built. There was
nothing in his pockets 20 give the police
a clue to his Identity The body was
taken to the Astoria police station, and
the reserves were turned out in the neigh
borhood where the body was found TO look
for poss BILE suspects.
The dead man was identified at midni ght
as Dominica Desylet;o by his brother
lie was 20 years old and lived at North
William street, Astoria. Il IA supposed
that lie was on his way home when he was
attacked SO far as h brother knows, he
had no enemies. The police do not be-
Iieve that robbery was the motive for the
crime as there WAS about $3.50 in change
IN his pockets.