The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-21

A TAYLORS FALLS boy tells story of the mean way
n poet threw gait him. At the time the dsreputable
slang about the wind feeling annoyance at whiskers
ing this poet had written published by Lfe
Puck the refrain of which told how the hisk blew thru his
windows and had achieved quite reputation He was
stopping Tayors Falls the time and had listened with
deep interest the recas of the boys regarding the
ectured of Indian relies the bluff above the
day he suggested youthful friends that they
take spades and overu the the brow of the HILL
The nventvenes of the poecal mind led him to secrete
Indian arrowhead in his pocket This relic; after the
digging had proceeded for time without result he
dropped into hole when the boys backs turned and
at proceeded to discover it vociferousy.
The boys excited the find that they nearly
ruined landscape Tayors Falls by turning it upside
down in their eager search Nothing turned up however,
but gravel and few hard boiled bouders that had nothing
under them but gravel The friendship Of the boys for
the poet nearly ruined by his subsequent confession OF
his
The poet afterwards travelled abroad and married lady
who could speak word Of English except what he taught
her. Among other valuable msnformaon he told her the
name for biscuit dambiscuit. And her first visit
to friends in America she caused great CONSERVATION at the
table by sweetly saying:
'Please pass the dambscuit.''
These incidents merely show how is when he
doesn't make efforts to his natural propensities
j. J. Furong mayor of Concord, MINI, sailed into Aus
tin this week behind his charger with hot box his
wagon hub The Austin Herald says:
eff John had brought 500 Poland China hogs, each fitted
with attached there wouldn have
been half much noise Every rushed the doors
ask mayor of Concord if 'axle greese had riz'
X The mayor escaped with his life, but it
squeak.
correspondent who swears and does not wish so to
do has been making study of the habit He finds that it
is not necessarily desire to- condemn something
body that occasions profanity, but that is simply
plosion Of words For this that he may be
careful in the of explosives offend the sensb
ties Of others he offers for consideration very useful
bnaton of words that he finds helpful whe he feels the
internal working to the surface His pous ejacula-
ton is this:
"Godfrey Daniel blast and fu11acemaker!''
The writer then adds this testimonial to it's efficacy:
'This, when said quickly and with proper emphasis has
proved emineny satisfactory. On occasion when
found necessary admonh truckma for wrongdoing
this congomeration which to without premedita-
tion not only had the desired effect Of relieving my feelings
and bringing him metaphorcay) to his knees but raised
high in the estimation of his fellows, who had never
heard word.''
certain amount Of profanity is not HEARTFELT but is
used for the given in the sentence above, viz
raise the estimation of his fellows. You naturally
think that who in the face Of high heaven such
terrible profanity must in the Language Of BERTHE the Lamb
be ga hell Of fellow" But BERTHE hastens add We
not And high heaven does not seem to mind it
much either. :,.. .. az. :,y3~ o.. 49, or .%.o ).
Victor Hugo stated that the reason for Napoleons
fall that Napoleon had grown such mighty stature
that che annoyed God This like saying that mathema
tics is annoyed when the choolboy his sum wrong
that harmony out punish the girl when she strikes the
note in her piano practice Of were
mathematics and harmony would be in stew all the time
We have not noticed much agitation of this SORT
because his mind imperfect and does not
function properly When have arrived at the perfect
consciousness profanity will be found quite unnecessary
Look back along the of your spiritual evolution and
where the habit of profanity dropped you
IS an interesting study. sfa4 Eo2 "a. j. R. p