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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
GOAT TALK
BEATS HIM
A HiIo Legislator Loses
Boys Trick.

To bIeat like goat. under oath at
that. is what a grave-faced member Of
the Legislature was asked TO do in
Judge Robfnson's court yesterday.
Representative ]. D. Lewis of Hilo
was the witness asked to perform this
feat of vocal magic. He was unable
10 comply, saying it was so long since
he did the stunt that he was out OF
practice. If he had complied it would
rave been useless for counsel for the
defense to move that the evidence be
stricken out, for even such an expert
stenographe as Col. Jones hasn't got
a word-form in his photographic lex
icon to represent the bleat of a goat
Hence the evidence could not have got
into the reporters notes to be stricken
out. any more than the bleat could be
labeled as exhibit *" by Clerk Simon
ton to have its admissibility ruled for
or against
1t came about in this wise. Mr..
Lewis was put on the stand by the
defense in the Jones murder trial. On
his direct examination he testified con-
corning the defendant, E. NJ. Jones,
when he was schoolmate Of the wit
ness at the Gulick boarding and day
school in 1871 and 1872. Jones, the evil
dence of Lewis ran, was dull and
backward as pupil, and disposed to
h &c feS
his peculiarities Jones was the butt of
considerable guying while attending
that school. Among other pupils in
the institution were Charlie Clark,
George w Nawaakoa and f. 3. Mi
kalemi. The witness regarded young
Jones as somewhat unbalanced men
tally.
Mr.. Peters subjected the Hilo legis-
lator to a rigorous examination
lasting two or three hours. The wit
ness admitted under the stress of ques-
tions he himself at school forgot the
correct spelling of words and additions
of numbers. though he might have
studied them never so hard. Yes, the
other boys, besides Jones and himself,
often found themselves at the foot of
the class in spelling matches and 9TH
er exercises. 1t came out, too. that
Jones was an outlander at the Gulick
school, respecting the great privilege
of birth on the island of Oahu. His
father was a Hawaii ranchman, for
which the little chap from the big is
land was prosecuted.
THE COATS CRY
His fathers ranch was commonly
known as a goat ranch, wasn't it?"
Mr.. Peters blandly inquired.
Yes" the affirmative answer was
echoed, and you boys used to call
Jones 'Goathorns, didn't you?''
Again the answer was a yes.
And sometimes Crooked Horns?'"
well, I don't remember that"
You made noises at him the same
as a goat makes, too, didn't you
Yes and the witness gave
reminiscent smile.
Now" Mr.. Peters went on relent-
lessly, repeat to the jury the noise
like the goat makes, the way you used
to do it to annoy jones'
We put our hand to our throat like
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
POSTHUMOUS TESTIMONY RE
JECTED.

An important ruling against the de-
Tense was made yesterday at the out
set of the presentation of its case. At
the trial of Jones for the murder of
Mrs. Parmenter a deposition of the late
Mrs. Jane S. Reid of Hilo was admitted
by Judge Gear. Deponent was old and
feeble and a commission was issued TO
take her testimony, which went to show
that Jones had suffered from typhoid
fever at an early age, which had left
him permanently feeble-minde
Before the strenuous contest ensuing
over the Deputy Attorney Generals OBJ
lection to the admission of Mrs. Reeds
testimony was decided, the court sent
for the Attorney General to ascertain
if it was true as Messrs. Robertson
and Dunno claimed, that he had stipu
lated with the defense that the deposit
ton might be used in both trials OF
Jones.
Mr.. Andrews stated that, on the con-
trary, he had opposed the issuing of
the commission to the best of his abil-
fty, but had been overruled by Judge
Gear.
Mr.. Peters clinched his contention by
showing that the commissioner was
authorized but to take the testimony
of Mrs. Reed lin this cause" m@lnlng
only that of the murder of Mrs. Par
menter. He had already argued upon
the exclusion of any evidence offered
by the prosecution relating to the Par
menter case. Also he had maintained
that there was no testimony showing
that Mrs. Reed was an expert on fever,
and, moreover, that the death of Mrs
Reed in the meantime precluded the
introduction of evidence to combat her
testimony.
Judge Robinson ruled that, there be-
ing nothing in the records to show that
any arrangement was made for the use
of the deposition in this trial, the OBJ
lection was sustained.
The ruling destroys the basis of much
OF the famously long hypothetical ques-
ton put to the medical experts at the
former trial.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
TRESPASS NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that any per-
son found within the enclosed bounda-
ries of the lands of Hoaeae and Pouha-
la, in the District Of Eva, Oahu, lying
above the upper fence of Oahu Sugar
Company's cane field, for the purpose
of shooting game or otherwise without
written permission, will be considered
IS trespassers and poachers and will
be prosecuted to the full extent of the
law. NJ. P. ROBINSON.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
Castle J. Cooke, Ltd
HONOLULU.
COMMISSION MERCHANT
SUGAR FACTORS

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation Co.
The Waialua Agricultural Co. r+s
The Kohala Sugar Co.
The Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
The Fulton Iron Works, st. I,ou,x
The Standard Oil Co.
The George F. Blake Steam Pumn.
Weston's Centrifugals.
The New England Mutual Life Tn.,,-
ance Co. of Boston.
The Aetna Insurance Co., OF 8.-+-
ford, Conn.
The Alliance Assurance Co., of ran-
don.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10

defendant F. W. Beardslee and J. H.
Thompson. The following jury was ac-
cepted: e. NJ. Cheatham, Jas. Steiner.
L. M. Vetlesen. NJ j. BisseIl, Chris. J.
Willis. Chas. O'Sullivan. E. L. Sharratt,
E. Ingham, Chas. Lambert, J. w. Ran
kin, s. K. KamaiopiIi and NJ. Brasch.
Witnesses called for the plaintiff
We're; w. o. Barnhart, Geo W. Smith,
Ed Towse, John S. Andrade, A Me-
Duffie. Leon NJ. Straus, S. F. Chilling
worth, Arthur NJ. Brown, c. F. Chill
lingworth and Clinton G. Ballentyne
When the plaintiff rested the defend
ant moved for a nOn-sUit which was
argued in absence of the jury and de-
MED
For the defendant Manager BaIIen-
tyne, Attorney Whitney. Superintend-
ent Pratt, Motorman w. Stansbury,
Conductor Elias Jonas and Attorney
Wilmington We're called.
DECISION RENDERED.
Judge De Bolt has rendered a decis-
ion in the case of Whitney & Marsh
Ltd. VS.. Elizabeth K. Pratt, award
ing the plaintiff $3.50 with interest at
6 per cent. from October %, 1902. attor-
ney's fees and costs Of court. Jury was
waived Defendant made no appear
ance Thayer & Hemenway represent
ed the plaintiff
EXECUTION MISCARRIES.
L. A. Andrews sheriff of Hawaii. re-
turns the writ of execution for $235.12
in the suit of Fl. Hackfeld & Co. Ltd.
VS.. IOkua MaIuo as ''unserved, the time
for service having expired When the
writ was handed in TO his office on Nov
,. it was with a request that service be
delayed until a bond of indemnity be
furnished. together with a list of the
property to be levied on. The writ was
deposited in the clerks safe. Sometime
later counsel for plaintiff brought in
a memorandum of the property, but for
some reason which the sheriff is I'M
able to explain the list could not later
be found. He says the service of the
writ was overlooked until Jan. 80. when
attention was called to it by counsel
for plaintiff.
COURT NOTES.
Mark P. Robinson, a creditor. petit
lions for letters of administration to
himself on the estate of the late John
Riley. It consists of shares of the
stock of Wailua Agricultural Co. and
four lots near Diamond Head, the total
value being about $500. The heirs are
a widow and one daughter living in
New York.
J. NJ. MonSarrat. examiner, has filed
a report upon land on the southwest
side of King street. near Kekaulike
street, area 9.273 square feet, for which
George J. Campbell seeks a registered
title.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
NOTICE.

Don't drug yourself with poisons for
headache and tired feeling when q
pleasant draught of Our Celebrated
Bromo Pop" will do the trick.
Our Chocolate Creams, Cal. Lemon
ade, Root Beer. Orange Cider and all
kinds OF aerated drinks are the best
DE the market.
ARCTIC SODA WORKS.
127 Miller ST. Honolulu H tt
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10

The great good Lydia z Pinkharn's
Vegetable Compound is doing among
the women of America is attracting
the attention of many of our leading
scientists, and thinking people gener-
ally.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10
IT'S MERIT is PROVED
RECORD OF A GREAT MEDICINE

a Prominent Cincinnati Woman Tells
How Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Completely Cured Her.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1905-02-10

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
The Passing of n Joke

other lampooned rdeued and Il
beled the hoy
maid badheaded moher-n-aw, the bach
jokers-an have their limitations boy easy subject Tor
jokes minded while tho aeat
,ests concerning commonly all seriousness
hoy central characters
In passes longer the symbol Of
usurped his place The person-
cation Of lazinoas aud ohtusoness s tho office boy.
Of jokes expense settled popular beliefs
Of grow Jokes until the
passed hidden nom
understanding appreciation behind Of blood
and thunder novel
hut the boy finding suddenly shown the
Jokes and subject for
The testimony by legislative COMMITTEES
made fictitious
boys In order to arcum
. regulations Of the Prussan government
There nothing o. boy such
mighty swim boy who make loan Of sooaeeo aud
ercumvent a government all In the minute
Il appears Ryan head Of the
Equitable restricted borrowing he
had a
boy s20ooo0o loan loager 70
laughed a subject oarieaure The
psrsouiaeatton of laznes and dullncsa
the eaEied Incorporation o. trusts under the
office q
lawyers Organise companies
practice boys and office boys
corporations millions
peoples money controlled.
boy Al okeNmiths knew
his commanding fig
n fenzled finance
lie sFeAt gap maehinemade humor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

we're 90 be had originated IN AriY
August. Farmers Il said. at liafau.
= n. and thcreabonts we're frantic
to pay zoe an hour.
A. the start OF the boom every
freight from the east Was covered
with harvest hands.
The story from Huron was re
Ieatcd from other wheat eeniera
swarma of men fell into the Efaap
~ the groWcrs
The whole nchsmo vas worked
out By the Dakota wheat baruua
The growers assessed themselves
and hired a good press agent
n ia now a uew scheme. The
barona wofk II every year. Thlu
year the press aEen waa an e1eep-
ilonnily good one
The nos disiilusinnea ones who
struck Huron alone this year mum
bcfed Ia the thousands.
The harnus expect suckers 10 bite
at the bait nest year Ia Just the
same old way.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

ny that time sou would adore me
So paaslouafsiy that you wouldn't
notice r. am an acquired tnaie.
buf once acquired. never lost"
WIN IL make you concsited II !
tell sou aamethIuE4T
impossible
We'll. It Isn't you 1 object 10. tie
the being married al all just yet
sSuN. that IL a concession. My
suit. then ! take is practically smiled
upon Tell me the worst Arr you
woman wIth q mission -
Well. I suppose am. IN n way.
saHt - paint"
couldn't you 80 on painting when
Tau we're Mrs Me-
or course mol. should get lany
We could work together. also
am an artist 81 peculiar merit"
You
Decidedly You didn't see the
comments ~ the press on my last
years Academy picture. thcuT-
@Na. pid you
Na That. however. was simply
because there vas no such picture.
Vow look here. Marjorie wc are go-
ms . make sporting bargain. We
yin zach paint a picture for the
Academy this year. and whoever
paints the better one has III. 81 her
0t l. nat likely 60 be herr wsy lu
the matter. Do you agree"
Very veil Is very silly"
silly Good gracious itH iIfe
and death matter with me
MWiarfe left ne1t day A fortnight
later met her IN town. was COM
ins down The stems ~ my club and
uuH wsYs. by some extraordinary
coincidence. happened 60 iie In the
aHHas direction
How does the picture progress v7'
I asked Personally I have chosen
an ailegpflcal subject. cau o.
y aiiluE
THAT ia original"
isn't itz Originality h. quite n
hobby Of mine intend 20 repre-
sent beautiful young lpdy dressed
tn neat creation ~ white. stand
ms on rustic bridge with hvr back
10 rather sweet thing So Turner
eaque sunsets
4 see And how does the title
applYs"
She n supposed 10 be- waiting FOR
a gentleman 70 whom she ~ devot-
edIy attached lie is present not In
sight Hut In one corner % the can
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
PILGRIMAGE OF ILLUSION

The story Of the fabulous wages
raid In the hoFveat fields OF the
nakatas h a myth.
Hundrnis OF men from the eas
are returning home dlaguEtcd--
braka-by freight or upon money
sent - friends
They thought that the fancicd 81
dorado Of wheat would yield them
from g. 10 g. Or more n day Tor the
asking
Those remaining are receiving o.
for shocking aud g. ~ for working
Nth a fhreHhiug outfit.
Three Of four men Ia a thrashlnE
outfit do gef from 81 10 o. FOR skill
81 work These are separator. en-
Eiuesr and spike pitchers
These are also all local men.
Eighteen hours constitutes a
days work
Heavy dews and rains frequently
delay tn. work All time Lost IL de-
dEeied from the wages.
The story Of the great wages that
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

Now II the common tubcr-cufo VIII eheek tHps'
Cutp.luHla.
The oEariy Rose" variety. Of course. would stop
The man OF golf whose game Is Off should aiao use
And bunons would be rcmcdled completely By toe.
mate-ora,
or II the use OF turnlp Juice stops turn-up Of the
1t seems reddish" might bo used to cure ford
hut II the patient atm preferred to be winevauIt
Nigh, feel Inclined to change his mind after course
OF ccllcry!
'ris said Boston patient came to life iuioe Of
An lrlshman did bc,ter on the pure extract Of
uors.radlsh had a fine effect upon a zorrel steed
And coue-nower cured rabies In dos Of shepherd
breed.
Rhubarb Csome,lmes called ppo-pan'j gave anok
er quick rehet
Though doctors Of the old school a,l luellne cab
.,saso Of s,ssi.piau, has ben tried with Tine effect
And onion ace Tor ochy hearts sometimes poatponea
autopsy,
II one has eaten brcakias, food until he's near the
tomb.
The treatment "a simple condensation Of munh-
room.
That uyias bects cure half dead-bea's Is cited as
pu, 1t Is charged the doctors treated PATIENTS Win
severity.
would swamp hts mine
The house physleian promptly soaked him elkhteea
carrots fine.
And though discharged as cured the pailentk "a
And Ia the future says hell stick 70 pure sxifaetN
conl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
How He Won the Wager

vas un angel form. In whom the
acute observer will readily Fesag
uizr Fame. hefaidH his approach
with u few notes from a gold trum
pot An expression Of inteHas bu,
natural publication shines On the
face OF the beautiful young lady
II suppose So"
"And how r. yours getting on. and
what u o. 90 be-
~ nm painting ianaaeape'
with fFufeaF'
There's euh In one eofuer.'
Nothing elare'
"Nu."
Then feel secure Tile pfeal=
don't wagering between the merits
Of our respective landscapes. viii re-
member my beautiful young Indy.
ana the thing viii be done. see
him at thia moment. his face one
large cHpauHe Of admiration
'lndgedt
yes Now perhaps under the
circumstance you would like 70 re
tlrr from the contest and aeAHaaI=
'aAf ny HAiHi Tot tt#
= shall do nothing Of the sort I
don't believe YOU are painting a pic
turr az alL don't believe gau can
paint"
Good morning. Miss somefvllte. "
| said. After that. you viii hardly
expect me 10 speak 10 you Here
we are az your door. aud vii take
my wounded self off In a hanson e
SendiuE-lH day came aud went
ana one morning ! called at the
Homeryiile's aud asked To- see Mar
lori". fhe started up as | came IN.
and endeafore1 Ia mend SOME tfou-
bic Or other with a wholly made
qunte pocket handkerchief
said Marjorie. do tell me- what
n the matter. liaa the picture been
rrlccted7"
yea" sob from the aofa.
Never mind. We're both in the
same"
= see now how silly Vas ever to
think I could paint"
Marjorie. aay wee"
Yes IN a whisper from the
sofa
Marjorie said. after long 81
lonCT. do you know Why came
today7 I wanted 70 ask you 10 take
the in spite OF that absurd wager
nut you won It
NO. n Was a draw game. Ny
aiirgory failed 20 impress The COM
mittre."
What You we're refused
MY picture was. VAS accepted
BY YOU. Don't move"
Another long silence.
Wen take to photeRfa nhy.s /
said az last thonsbtfuuy. share the
same camera and develop of the
same plate
Marjorie sat un suddenly.
Do you know. Z" she sid. I don't
mind % very. very much about the
picture. never did think very
hiEhly ~ the academy. You know.
It's 800
Yes. isn't IT. said. Exactly
what have always thought about
g. Don't move"
She did not move
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
Like Finding Money"

re events In news or in fiction take such upon
as finding hidden
mythical OF gold At the end Of tho rainbow which fires
youth aymbolres through
a great fortune by merely lining OF the earth
There superstition Of luck"
lucky find Of treasure hidden from
Other eyes But the ider only really
industousiy from the carefully titled
IA, for buried treasure much Of the worlds most fascinating
romance dun pioadns
fortune shining heaps
nakes rs nearest approach to the hard practical
From Traverse bay. Michigan
according uneontrsdsd report have Just dug 'sooo
a
I, supposed e Chicago
time Of the great fire Is also stated hs spanish s Ie
united
finding Of It which alone Is aud Interesting.
It IS WE'LL
ngurayely speaking goldpated prateal
That there the old days thick poll
indspuable
independence That their practice
when their ships became overloaded with gold bury somewhere
she 5
there records
husiy
gagged loading his ship with gold and buryng
time to dig it again.
The pleasant pasime taking fallen to
The phrase IKE finding money Of the most familiar In
popular speech This shows how humdum
Is permeated the seductive notion
hardly anybody money. one does II Is
usually dime nickel In the gutter The phrase home
y thinking finding money
they actually finding IT,
That brokers' certainly showing how easy
then.
Cassie Chadwick way
Ramsey Wabash pressure extend his
vacation that they don't want give the
having anyway.
growing goes
old maxim that AS everything
Rockefeller split his million
twos in the hope a L be tainted
deferred policy holder sick
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
VA STAR DUST

SAYING SOMETHING NICE
The young ladies Of the Thompson
Dry Goods company invited us in
the other afternoon 20 drink lemon
ada with them. prefacinE the inu-
tati8n With the remark that We must
az something nice about them In
the paper And of course Ne could
not do otherwise. for they are all.
without a single exception. Just as
nice and eweet as they can be. aud
our only wonder Is that they have
been allowed 20 remain single so
long and some Of them. oh. so
long Marion fKanl Record.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
aWA,TtHa" PROVED MORE sue
CussTul THAN THH Cow IN
THI CORNER"

lIN l. a. NuinhuuHr.
Marjorie was sitting under The
cedar on the tennis lawn. u seemed
Co me that the best way Of spending
mY morning would be o. ~ ana alt
under the cedar uu the tennis lawn.
too.
Marjorie. F" I said.
Prom constantly playing Juliet 10
ny Romeo. Marjorie has developed
"A hahIt of reading my thoughts
which At times I nnd distinctly In
convenient
4 should make you wretrhcd, she
said.
Not At ALL" said politely.
Marjorie appeared 60 ponder
You'd hato the sight OF me IA n
couple OF yeafa.' said She
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
Buried With
Great HonOrs

st PETERSBURG. oct 9-The
body Of Mai Gen KondratenkD.
eammaudeg ~ the Eleventh siberian
ltIflea. Who was killed in the bat
lie Of Port Arthur. arrived here and
wa buried under the most impress
Hlge ceremonies Witnessed In his
city since the early days ~ the war
All CLASSES Of people turned out 10
pay their respects 10 the hero. In
the regiments which attended tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

Upon tho affidavit Of Assistant
Prosecuting Attorney John +. Nil
Ter. warrant for the arrest Of Eva
Body Kelly, the defaultlng com
pialning witness In the case Of OLE
Maroelle. was asked Tor In the gu
parIor court. Miller. in his affi-
dayit states that he believes tbs
gri ran away 10 British Columbia
aud abaented herself purpoasiy.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
UNCLE HENRY THINKS.

You en- go home
Whrn you can't 60
anywhere else. - IN
HaYiu an some fcl-
fsra can't 60 home
tn they can't go
anywhere else.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
UNCLE HENH1 3 PRIMER.
O.. ~ .,,Ifts - 81.

UNCLE HENRY ) PRIMER.
Sec the milk BOTTLE.
II isA wonder tui Invention.
II h. i'm Pcr-yi-ors 20 water.
That Ia Why the milk does not
leak from a.
The dairy man sets a fresh bot
tie Of milk on our doorstep ever y
morning. That Is hla lay. but he
Ia no hen.
You leave a milk Ticket where
no can soc H.
Where does the miik-mAn pro-
cure the milk
All. that Ia the quea ton. But
you can't pump the milk-man.
However. u Il said he gets II from
tho COW.
But II H. a long cry from the COW
90 the milk bottle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

Balboa had crossed tho isthmus
and discovered the Pacific
All" said he. all need now
4 canal survey 10 make me n
100000 man g
Then he wrote home telling every
one 70 stay away from there
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

fsnarhI proeesslon uefs aeen aIl
styles III Uniforms ka4oHa IN tbs
R1aalan army. Th8uaanas n peo-
pie stood In drilling rain and OIL
lowed the body to the grave.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
WASN'T a PUNISHMENT.

Y AaN 7 = To NT0TI ~ N \
In the last Issue of the Times Wa
stated that our friend. MIR +. w.
Thomas. sprained his back while
working on sunday This error We
wish to correct. as Brother Thomas
il a Christian man and does not be
lieve in working on Sunday. He
was hurt on Tuesday instead 81 sun
day. KinEsville TEX TTimes.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

There Is a large crack In the wall
OF the federal court building In this
city. This goes 10 show that u is
no stronger than any other building.
even II It Is supported by the gov
eminent.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
IN THE MATTER or BALD
HEADS

A bald head Is not necessarily The
sign of brains or talent Hanch
Gi0ver'a head IL ns destitute OF hair
az a peeled onion and his skull Is
30 hard and his head 80 empty that
be should wear a husher in his plug
hat to keep II from clanklng when
he puts II on.--Howard (KanD Cou-
rant.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09

Joe Phillips climber up a tree 70
watch bis watermelon patch. guess
he was afraid of snakes - Ebenezer
correspondence sequaehee tlTsnu1
News.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1905-10-09
The New PanaCea

ny ronu VANCE COOKE.

The physltana OF ork hospitals wonderful Re
treatment OF eohsuma
News
snula atmiitbun curnutur-Od proverh.
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once Cadly (OD Democrat.
GIfNH A lIIIIfn

SUCH A CUTup.
The patent medicine man was on
our streets three nights last week
He seemed 10 pocket a good deal OF
cash. What was the matter With
Sambo's hat? About tire sizes too
small for him -Jewett correspond