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The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
INTERPRETATIONS.

MT. Crowley-Did you give your wife a riding habit for Christmas?
 MT. Horsely-No; I'm trying to break her of the one she has.-Cleveland Leader.
 well" moralized MT. Nevergo, i've are here to-day and gone tomorrow"
 "Yes," said Miss Hotshot, glancing at the clock; I've noticed that about you."-Cleveland Leader.
 The prophet finds in every cline
 Some measure of reproach and woe; Lucky the man who bides his time
 And then remarks, 'I told you so;''
 @ Washington Star.
 Giles-so you've got a place in that banking house? I suppose It was be- cause you knew the president?
 Harris-Partly that, and partly be- cause he didn't know me.-Boston Transcript.
 Boy-I want tupenny tin of rat poison, please .-z shopkeeper-Rat poison? Is it for your mother? .s,. v .->.. 4. F. .ss.. Boy-For mother?. Not much! ' It's for the cats.-Ally sloper. < The poet--Do you know we who write and who listen to the finer and subtler voices in nature have what we call in- spirations-impulses to do or say cer- tain things hitherto undreamed of by the person to whom the inspiration has come? Do you follow? The tout-sure ting. Only we don't call lem inspyrations-we calls lem hunches.--Baltimor American
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
PURE RENEvoLENcE.

An Incident of the Kind Hearted i # West.
 The two men were seated at a table in the furtheset corner of the restaur- ant. ..- .s-. { May ask you for the score-card?" ?" said the one with the bristling mus taehe, pointing to the bill of fare. E .'You may, sir" replied the other, a man with closely cropped hair, but that's all the good 1t will do you. I'm not a waiter" ;. s....-,... .... -4t ! 3 sMaybe not, sir" returned the other. 5"But if you had requested such a favor of me should have taken pleasure in complying" ,..-. .... ..,, Quite likely. Some men are born that way. They'd as lief be taken for a waiter as not" ..s..... "And some men are born boors. They .couIdn't be gentlemen if they tried" Think you'd know @ gentlemen if you happened to meet one? 7
 q think I should. He'd look as dif- ferent from you as he possibly could" i" "How do you know anything about what gentlemen would do or what he'd look like" s.* ~ @ Pm intimately acquainted with sev- erab and they don't any of them act
 like you.'
 That so? Say. who began the con- versation, you baboon-faced"-- E T did, you bullet-headed barbarian.
 I asked you in civil way if you would be kind enough to hand me the
 bill of fare, and you insulted me. You haven't the manners or decency of a walrus. You're hunk of mule meat in
 a shape something like man, with an------
 You can't talk that way to me and
 live! I'll"---
 Don't you do it! If you move your
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
POsSIBLY LEGAL, BUT

William Mills, justice of the peace in Trenton, New Jersey has declared that a man who kisses another mans wife, with her consent, has committed neither assault nor battery, nor a misdemeanor, nor a felony. The prisoner whom he freed by this decision is ra.her warmly named Michele Tobasco.
 Of course If kissing another mans wife with her consent is neither assault nor battery, nor a nlisdemeanor nor a felony, the unsophisticated will do well not to get run away with by the idea that there is no harm or danger in it. All the sages say there is, .ne poetry and prose are full of records of its tra- gic consequences. It Is being made more and more easy to kiss. They say now that the microbes which turk about kissing are not only not harmful but are positively beneficial. But the fact remains, and will remain, that law or mo law, microbes or no microbes, kiss ing must be done with judgment if it is going to be done with even moderate safety. The Japanese. or some other smart people. do not kiss at all, but it is useless to assaii a habit of kissing which, is so general and strong as that which prevails in this country. There fore about all there is to do is to say, Kiss with care.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
CAN Go.OPERATF,

Some people can cooperate to some extent in this country. Assets of more than s60o,0oo,0oo are possessed by the cooperative building and loan associa- tions of the United States. Their re- markable success and great extent were not definitely known until careful canvass of the country was made by the United States department of labor in 1893. At that time the assets of these institutions had nearly reached to $529 ,000, ,000. The report remarked that a business represented by this great sum, conducted quietly, with little or no advertising and without the experi- enced banker in charge, shows that the common people, in their own ways, are quite competent to take care of their savings. These associations originated in Pennsylvania as early as 1881, the first having been started at Frankford, now part of Philadelphia, doubtless through the efforts of English workmen, who brought with them a familiarity with similar associations in their own country, where they had been in opera tion since 17ss. Naturally, Pennsylva- mia continues in the front rank-1,196 associations and assets of nearly $118,- 00o,o0O. Ohio follows closely behind, and New Jersey comes third.
 Connecticut has some of these associ- ations, and they seem to be getting along fairly well here. as others are elsewhere, ,'S ."@
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
GARDENS FOR woRKINGMEN
How the Good Work is Being Extended
 in El11rnraa

How the Good Work is Being Extended
 in Europe. ~.
 France, Germany Holland and Bel gium have joined in. a movement to en- courage the establishment of gardens for workingmen. Although the work is not a new one, it has been consider ably extended during the last year.
 The evil of intemperance has so under mined the health and usefulness of workingmen that this plan, was utilized to interest them in healthful employ ment outside of working hours that should bring them increased comfort and attach them to the soil they culti- vate. An international congress was held in Paris in 1903, and one will be held in Liege during the coming year,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
Suits, Etc.

75. SUITS-We will divide our suit into three lots; they are all this sea- son's fashions and of the latest goods and models.
 Lot 1-Regular price s2S to sso. Now s2O.
 Lot 2-Regular price s2s to sso Now s15.
 Lot s-Regular price SIS to s2s. Now $500.
 CoATs-5 Velour Coats, from $25 to $40 Blouse and loose effects. s1O to SIS. One Imp. Velvet Suit, s1O0. now $50. One Black Broadcloth. Imp. s1oO. now $50.
 15 COVERT COATS. made of import ed Covert. nicely tailored. Regular prices s15 to $S5. Now sS to SIP.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations, Wants, Rents, and other small advertisements, One Cent a Word each insertion. Five Cents word for full week.
 Display advertisements, per inch, one insertion, s1.2o; each subsequent inser- tion. 40 cents; one week, $3.20; one month. s1O; one year, $40.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

But he's not as great a man as Ole olesOn is a great man.
 " Now, look here,' said I, you don't think for 8 minute that Ole Ole son is as great man as George Wash ington, do yOu?'
 " We'll, replied the Swede after a little thought, you know Ole oleson, he's a great man, but then he's not as old man as George Washington ''- Washington Post.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

Dye know, Miss Hotshott," ejacu. lated Ferdy, T don't know why it is but sometimes, bah love, you make m' think"
 tIndeed!" interrupted Miss Hotshott ' ssthen, Ferdy, have not lived in vain' --Cleveland Leader.
 II met, the minister this morning, said the little boy in red nnitts,
 And did you take your hat off?' asked the fond mother.
 No, I took his hat off"
 Tommy"
 EYes, with a snoWball. l."-Chicago Daily News.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

hand one inch nearer your hip-pocket I'll fill you full of holes right here!" :, But the other did not stop.
 He thrust his hand into his hip- pocket, pulled out a silk handkerchief. wiped his glasses. picked up a paper and began to read 1t.
 Then the man with the bristling mustache turned to the unmistakable Englishman who had been sitting at
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
THE EDITOR MAKES AMENDS,

THE EDITOR MAKES AMENDS.
 We desire to correct a slight error that crept into our columns last week either through the stupidity or the natural cussedness of one Jim Rich ards, whom out of the goodness of our heart we had taken in in his hour of need and gave job as printer on this publication. In an article announcing the appearance of book of poems by our esteemed townsman. MT. Ruble Crowther, we took occasion to refer to the gentleman as the leading liter ary light of Laurel Hill. Much to our regret as We need hardly say, the word weight" was added to our remarks, making us, wholly without our know ledge and distinctly against our will, speak of Mir. Crowther as "the leading We have only to say that we have dis charged the guilty party and recom- mended MT. Crowther's poetry to all lovers of genuine literature. We would also say in this connection that our highly gifted and rapidly rising pots father, MT. G. Crowther, has just received a. large supply of boots and shoes, hats, caps and harness, which it would be we'll to examine before buy ing elsewhere. MT. Crowther is also paying the highest market price for butter and eggs See his ad on page four. The Crowthers are able to trace their ancestry back in a direct line to the -fowers.-Laurel Hill Light ming Arrester,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

Even the president of France can't do as he pleases. Awhile before New Years he caused it to be announced that he would excuse every one, in cluding all state functionaries from sending him their cards on New Years day. Ministers instantly followed suit and down to the third class clerks of the treasury every state servant jubi- lated. Instead of sending hundreds or thousands of pasteboards, according to their position and circle of acquaintance or official connection, they would not have to dispatch single one. But a wall of horror went up among the print CTS and engravers. Immediately dele gation waited on M. Loubet. Mr. Pres ident," the deputation urged, respect fully, Eff you no longer, as formerly, place baskets at the Elysee for the wis iting cards of all whom it behooves to send them to you, we are ruined men" Again the kind president late duck. " He sighed, but revoked his former or der.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
Dr00k5AGQ INCORPORATED Chapel Street, Corner State.

the next table with mortified astonish- ment to the conversation.
 We thought you'd like to have a little exhibition of our native freedom of manners" he said, pleasantly, to Use in your forthcoming book, don't you know. Chicago Tribune.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

They don't all live to be old. Sche, nectady, N. T., boasts the death of a man, H. c. Van Benthuysen, at the early age of thirty-four, who has never ridden in am electric car, has not had his hair cut in twenty years and has worn the same hat constantly indoors and &ut for fifteen years. Being treated as a Z ey with harsh parsimony in not be Ting allowed to have his hair cut or to get new hat, he in his bitterness made a VOW to let his hair grow and always to wear the same hat. All that was left of the hat, a Derby, was the top of the crown.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

According to recent prison reports, convict white labor is less efficient than convict negro labor. The white men do their best in a state of freedom, the negroes under compulsion.'
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CITY, 12 CENTS A WEEK, 50 CENTS 4 MONTH. ss FOR SIX MONTHS, $6 4 YEAR. THE SAME TERMS BY MAIL. SINGLE COPIES. CENTS.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

A big New York Sunday paper gives away a life insurance policy, and the Springfield Union wants to Know if it is necessary.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

The Parthenon, the first Greek paper, to be published in Boston,. will be is- sued on February 1, with G. D. Papa georgian and N. Sakelylarious as edit ors.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

Children's Furs in Squirrel, Nutria and Beaver. Regular price $1o to s25. Now $3.50 to s10. &
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17
Fine Furs. Suits. Etc..
AT RADICAL REDUCTIONs.

 of of s a
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

The London Chronicle tells that dur ing the recent fog a military man, ad- vanced in years, lost his way complete ly in the nocturnal vapor. Dumping against stranger, he explained his misfortune and gave his address. ''I ,aSi,qs;E itsSuite weli,''' said the stranger,
 and I will take you there" It was sozae distance, but the guide never hes itated for moment on the whole route. This is your door" he said at last, as a house loomed dimly before them. Bless my soul" said. the old gentle man, eso it is! But how on earth have you been able, to make your way through such a fog?" T know every stick and stone in this part of London, VI said the stranger, quietly, flor am blind!"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

It appears that there are in the Unit- ed States something over 30,000,ooO members of Christian churches, and that in the year just closed the church es have added nearly 6O0,o0o to their numbers. This increase is somewhat larger than that of the preceding year, and nearly all religious bodies benefit by it. The number of churches has in- creased in the last year by 2,310, and there are 1,674 more ministers than in the previous year. It is worthy of mo- tice that the increase in the ministry does not keep pace with the increase of churches, and at the present time lead CTS in all religious bodies are seeking a solution of the ministerial problem, try ing to ascertain why the ministry does not attract the young men of to-day as it did those of former years.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

THE WEEKLY JOURNAL, Issued Thursdays, One Dollar a Year.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-01-17

THE OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB LIsHED IN CONNECTICUT.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

When it IL appreciated that the Pan
anna canal, before 1t is completed, will
coat the people Of the United States
approximately 500. 900 600. or an aver.
age 81 $3.50 for every man, woman and
child in.the country, it is probable that
most people will rise up and call secre-
iaFy Taft pleased for adopting 8 policy
which promises TO cave . considerable
percentage Of the expense. but in the
meantime the stand patters and the
protected Industries are muttering
deep thunder and are sending protests
to the White House by the bushel,
while the stand pat secretary Of the
treasury is writhing in HE mahogany
chair. The beauty OF the situation IL
that even II Congress enaets Law com
polling the purchase OF ell materials
and machinery for the canal in the
United Statss the people will have
been taught . great object lesson by
the action OF Secretary Taft and one
that it viii be difficult for the protee-
tjonists to eifacs.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

The agitstIon for better wages 10
teachers has reached our national capi.
tOl. In the argument IN Congress on
the district appropriation bill 10 was
pointed out that the educational inter-
ests we're not properly cared for and
that the pay Of the teachers was en-
tirely too low, Champe Clark Of Mis-
souFi said that "more money was being
paid Washington policemen to crack
the skulls Of the people than was paid
10 school teachers to improve what was
Ia the skulls."
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23
4 RESPECTED INSTITUTION.


There IL nothing connected with the
East Florida Seminary bat what re.
Aects for the uplifting Of the youpe
ladies and gentlemen who are students
Of that institution, and goes TO the
making OF better men and women Of
the students who are In attendance
aud who are there for the pur.
pose Of acquiring knowledge. The
faculty IL worthy any college 10 the
lsnd--earness in les efforts 20 impsrs
a fund OF whOlssoms knowledge that
cannot fail 10 be Of use in after year,,
II properly applied.
Backed BY the best citizens Of Gainss-
Vile, endorsed by all the churches, the
Seminary has almost become = part Of
their being, and IL il owing 60 its
existence that many owe the discipline
OF our young men who have enjoyed
the advantages IL offers for an eduea-
ton.
Particularly noticeable was the in-
tsrest manifested on Sunday last, when
the Rev. w. O. Lindsay OF ocsla de-
livered the baeealauFeAts sermon TO
she graduating class, the large sudito-
rum Of the KsvsnAuRh Methodist
Church being filled 10 Ice utmost ca
paclty, although the day was oppres-
sively hot.
There IL . general interest man.
iiestsd for the Seminary on account OF
lie being so many years In orr midst
and the Stesdy and healthy growth IL
hss made along with the Advancement
OF the State, and Il 10 winning friends
every IssE and making rpPId steps 70
che front, an expansion. II you please,
along educational lines. which should
command the respect Of every true
sitisen Of Florida.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

], 10 gratifying tn the people OF
Gainesville 10 know that the East
Fiorda Seminary located In thiS city
nae won such favorable comment from
'hc commiNee seut here by the Legis-
lsture TO investigate its conduct. II
$3.50 received = fatteFing notice from
the United States army officer cent
90 inspect lie military branch. The
school IL In the hands Of conscien tious
Christian gentlemen, who are able
educators, thorough in department,
They have done their part with credit,
The Seminary deserves everything
Asked for IL.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23
Deafness canno, be Cured

by local applications. A. they eanuo'
reach the diseased portion OF the ear,
There is only one way 20 cure deafness,
and that 10 by constitutional remedies,
Deafness 10 caused by an innamed con.
dition Of the mucous lining Of ths
kustAchlan Tube. When this tube is
iniiamed you have 4 rumbling sound OF
imperfect hearing, and when u 10 en.
tlrely clOeed, deafness 10 the result,
aud uuless the inflammation eau BE-
taken out and thia tubs rcstored 10 les
normal condition, hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out OF zen
are oaused by catarrh, which Ia nothing
but an inliamed coalition Of the mn-
oous surfaces.
We olisF One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward Tor any case OF deafness eaased By
cataFrh THAI cannot be cured By Halls
CAtaFFh Cure.
y. ] CHxSHT a Co., Toledo. O.
Sold By dFuggtsts. 10.
Take Halle Family Pills Tor eoRsti-
patioa.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

The Legislature, while working on
educational lines, might settle the
question In regard to spelling a few
names OF counties towns, etc. in the
state, Hillsboro county 10 on ths
map. yet many papers spell IL "Hills-
borough" Snwanee county IL on the
msp, but IL often spelled with twO
ne" while Braidentown ia spelled
without the II" by the local papers
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

The Sun labOrs all the time FOR the
bet interests Of Gainesville and Ala
chua county. Some may find fault be-.
,ause IL does not do more. But, dear
reader. when you stop to think the
matter over. ask yourself what you
have done Nor can IL do a. every
citizen desires, ~ discretion 10 many
times the better plan.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

some Of the leading citizens Of Mia.
souri, have become aroused regarding
the "totlng Of pistols" and have de-.
clAred they will break up the practice
v they have TO shoot every man they
find carrying concealed weapons.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

Governor Warner Of Michigan has
signed bill making an Important
change in the libel Law Of that State
Il permits the defense TO introduce ev.
idenee that the plAintid has recovered
damages previously for the poblicaiiOn
u the sane article OF one citing the
same statementa. When persons fhd.
'ng themselves AggVievod By articles
published in several newspapers 70 20
of'ug suite by the Wholesale In IN 20.
'emp' 10 collect an immense amount Of
damages. the bill permits The defend.
act newspaper 20 present suoA taota 70
The lasI. rAs eel is made 70 Apply 70
al pending salas.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23
$4,000

Reward will be paid to any
person who can find on: atom
Of opium, chloral, morphine,
cocaine, ether or chloroform
in any form in any OF DR.,
Miles Remedies.
This reward is offered because
certain Inscriptions persons
make false statements about
these remedies. 1t is under
stood that this reward applies
only to goods purchased in the
open market, which have not
been tempered with in any way.
DR.. Miles remedies cure by
their soothing, nourishing,
strengthening and invigorat-
ing effects upon the nervous
system, and not by paralyzing
and weakening the nerves as
would be the case If these drugs
were used.
For this reason DR.. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills are universally
considered the best pain remedy
81 have suffered for rs years with
severe pains IN my head. heart and
hack, and have tried everything. I
could get and could not ind any relief
until ] got a box Of DR.. Miles Anti:
Pain Pills. ] suffered as long as ~
hours ut a time with sIch severe
pains that I feared wOpid lose my
mind Tho Anti-pnln Pills gave me
relief IN from 10 20 20 minutes. I DO
not hive 20 use Morphine eny more.
! wish YOU would publish this so that
other sufferers may find relief"
|. A. WALKER.
n. r. n. No. g salem. Ind
Or. Miles AntI.paln piila are sold BY
your druggist, who Win guarantees that
the first package will benefit. " u
falls he Will return your moHsY,
rs dceea, % cents. Never sold IN BULK.
Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart. Ind
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

The Chicago strikers have finally
con ,ludsd TO cease hostllItles and have
not gained sufficient TO pay but pre-
c'ous little for the time lost. The strike
Of the typographical union for eight
hours labor and ten hours pay IL the
next on the program.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

A recent issue Of The OcAla Banner
contained something over forty col.
umns Of state and county tax sales,
yet the "ocAlA editor" tells ne that
Marion 10 she most prosperous county
in the State. Phew l--6adsden County
Times.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

The Governors veto OF that charter
bill may be awfully bad on the pOliti-
cal Rrafters, bat In our humble judg'
ment he has done the very best thing
possible for the city Jacksonville Flo
rldIRn.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

Those Jacksonville fellows who On.
deItOok 10 let down the Bars with
that new charter, found j. Murdoch
on hand ready 70 put them up and he
IL stIll IN the fold.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

A revivalist asked all those who
wanted TO go TO heaven 10 stand up.
All stood up but one man, why don'l
you stand upS" be Was asked, "well.'
che man said. "I'm pretty well satisfied
with Crystal River, "-Crystal River
News.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

Owing 20 the fact that che govern.
meni is afraid 10 accepts Febates from
the steel companies, Il viii buy the
Panama canAl supplies abroad.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

Lake Butler gets its latest Legislative
news from The Gainesville Daily Sun,
which reaches "a just ten hours ahead
Of the Jacksonville papers. There are
no spots on The Sun. Lake Butler Star.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1905-05-23

/ Speaker Gilchrist lie at present enter
tanning quite lAvishly. He evidently
thinks that the beat route to q mans
affections lies through his stomach
PalAtka Times. Herald.