The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1905-01-12
THISTLES

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tovb rcd if't ops Il iseE, ny sos.
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LAbtsaitd her hsEuiAiCl eemph rAon frou
be- rr.ptEoibsf. Wss hsr gsbemeitsf |
dr1sssa'
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,bsuis ihhk hs tyghi 10 &c. ns lives Ia |
hogss wWh 81, sl'e, bic mother is.la~ sne
SO sefs
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'hf s9t'pUs l1ic. Psltyeu--ies. sol
tnr siias s,a hs % much essier "a
~ ati .eopir vhs, 70 60 than ], 10 ID
90 ,b4E a. enet Ell
-Ff'hu~A 10 500 wsai 20 marry
ar bsaw ny Gear Wei. htw, 60 Jos
ihitk ( e - proper lrs0ssy IN his call
isgY DssRHtr taignartli II should
thick 81. nhT, he's callsd hesfiy every
nlgti fra meath.
--l*. prked up this b OF lac, night,
Ard tcyti tveKgd %, 81 nv chair Until
O'Clock MS ~ slins, G0ooUca Was :,
ltbrfnnlf NJ; 10, eiiai vale Up Ut.
90 ihai tina
Beilie on, mattel. I 1m 10 AZ awful
dilcmuh I've q nnsled With Harry, and
be waais me 70 sEd bis ring baek. Mabei
Thag TOO bad Beskls-Thai Isn't The
worst 4 g. | have iofgoiisn which Is his
ring.
Mhk, has eetn the creates, difficulty
With VI n Iou have bad 20 contend, Mrs.
Il naer "a Y0ur struggle With the servant
slil putitm' Preventing the good one,
se, lrs 4afritd
--Ds oe know, I've heard that all these
tliss, pianos that you see ard hear around
town are own,d by one company which
merely thfes them by the day. The idea
Thss. gdtdlpg monopoly, cure enough,
isntl.
II allus knew Reub would, turn out a
Nj Hearted boy, said the old lady, wiping
hehy tear with the corner Of her, apron.
"iq ibls here letter be az: Please send
MT smother s2i The other all went feed.
los .he kitty"
Conductor, taid the tImid old lady,
ain you feared o. bsin' Killed by The cleo
,ricity 10 these here carr No, ma'am, re-
Piled the msu, as be pocleted four farei
and rang up two. I'm not exactly good
conductor.
The Day After Christmas. Mistress
showing the maid her new gifts OF brit-l.
brac-Aren't these pretty, EIlzaf Maid
weil,,mum, II you ssk me, ! must say th, y
all seem 10 be just so many more dust io-
celyers.
80 you come from Chicago, eh finally
remarked the quiet passenger. That's
Whist proudly remarked the Windy City
man, who had been Boosting about bis
town. Well, you're lucky. Think OF the
poor fellows who have TO stsy there.
1t Is related OF k'plIng that when be
was revising the proofs Of bis last book Of
stories be began TO sing "0l the Road to
haudslay.n His little daughter was Ia Il G
room, and after listening for while che
ssid Father ,d.dn'i you write that songfn
fes, vas the reply. "Well, II leems to me
you should know the tuue better" was the
comment,
-ATdept Lover; ! want TO marry you,
said The rising young suthor bluntly. WHY n
corly asked the great beiress, preparing
{, ravel In the impassioned poetry OF bis
COZ fesslob. Well he replied, 1t wouli be
a great 'Gd'for me.
What are you crying for, my boys II
ann got nobody to play wild. But whore
src your boy frIends' Dey are all at de ie-
torn farm. Oh, Well, don't cry. You'll |
Gee them soon. Al, go long! De juds e |
said wouldn't b, old enough to 90 dere
Tor two years.
--clarenee-l done believe 10 thi.-sv
iclfpalhy' y'krog. A professional mir |
rtndah experimental on me- to-day and the
ilah positively got no wesults a. all, bah
J We FioreCce-Thst doesn't prove any
: <. Bat !; certainly corroborates some
thirg I've long su'pscted.'
--pAlltnt--Grea, Scott. Dle.or. that's
- awfal bill for o1e weeks treatment
dear fellow, IL you knw
what Interesting cme you're was al d
s'rona Was tempted to let I. 90 to
pfa-mortem you wouldn't grumble a.
VI thre times as big as this.
"A rell known Judge on Virginia cir.
,ut Na' recently reminded very forcIbly Of
!, approaching badness By one OF his ru.
'sl seqasln,arces. Jcdse, drswled the far
n T; Il Won't be 80 very long 10 you'll hev
"a tie string sround yer head 10 tell low
'er up to wash yer face.
Wen, Jack, said his chum after Jack
.ai pr posed to the most popular. girl 10
be bwc, ID II all riehis Well, said Jsct
'ueilily, | can hope--,bst. What did
he say She said she'd nle nv pror oml
slih all the Others and cont Ter II when she
Tot down 10 Il.
Positively the wcrs. struggle l ever
bad 10 the water, said the young man who
lad been At sea, WAS one night trying tr
ave man with wooden leg. Mar. SAID
n old ssotehmsu, who vas quietly listen.
ng, sye had 20, = bI, Of rope ye could ha,
ave the mac quicker wit than We could
lac vi ten widen leg..
--Dscior--l am afraid this 1, the btgir.
llns Of al attack Of jiurdiee. Wife Of He
3nsom high Ari)-oh. I'm so gladf
mean, bow lucky Il 10 We hsye ilss altered
be c iiors Of our ROOFS. Now dear Alf,ss