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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-20

Mrs. Brown-My husband doesn't
go to church. but he often contributes
for the conversion OF the foreign
heathens.
Mrs. ones-I suppose so. A great
many Of the domestic heathens do
that.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-20
ThreM Him Over.

Gertrude-What are you giving
Hortense for a wedding present?
Babette-Why, erin giving her
the room-Detroit Free Press.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-20
More Than He Could stand,

Il wouldn't get so sore just because
fellow called me an ass"
Neither would | II that's all he
called me. But he called me a pig
headed ass, and ! want ii understood
that I'm no sideshow freak"
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-20
The Sympathetic Man.

Groosum-You were so kind and
sympathetic the last time told you
my troubles, l want to thank you for
that and now I've got another
Cooley Oh, pray, don't mention IL.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1905-07-20
Cause Of Delay.

Friend-Hayen't you named the
baby yet?
Proud Mother-No, we must be very
careful TO give him a nice one. be
cause there will be so many named
after him when he is president.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
SPORTING NOTES.

Young Corbett will not go to San
Francisco to fight Fred Landers.
Myer Prinstein expects to COM
pete in the Olympia games at Athens
next year.
At Birmingham, Ala, Thursday,
Sewanee defeated Alabama at foot
ball, AZ to 6.
Jim Sullivan, secretary of the A.
A. T., sailed for Europe Thursday
for a two months stay.
Unk Russell will box in New York
tonight. He meets Jack Lee before
the Hudson A. C.
Dave Sullivan bested Young Miss
issippi in a three-round bout at New
York, Wednesday night.
Tim Flood, the Old Brooklyn sec
ond baseman, has been suspended
by the Pacific Coast League for as
saulting Umpire j. Ira Davis.
Dave Mcdonald, of P~ittsburg, has
secured a promising ~two-year-old in
Wilderness, 2.29A, by Wilton, out
of Tennie G. He paid $500 for the
mare.
John Hummel, the Brooklyn Ma
tional second baseman, who expect
ed to go to Cuba with Jesse Frysing-
er's team, will not go on count of
the serious illness of his mother at
Bloomsbury, Pa.
Pitcher Bobby Keefe, of Tacoma,
shut out Oakland 3 to 0 without n
lit last week. Had it not been for
Truck Egan's tumble of Devereaux's
asst grounder in the third inning not
IN Oaklander would have reached
irst base.
Arthur Brown, the former star
layer on the Bloomsbury Normal
baseball and football teams, and who
asst summer player with the Wilkes
Barre team of the New York State
league, leaves today for Cuba, where
lie will play ball for the next few
months.
Tommy Ryan, manager of Marvin
Hart, has arrived in Chicago from
is Michigan farm. Hart and Ryan
making many stops and giving
,hows enroute to San Francisco,
where Hart will try to get a match
With the winner of the Fitzsimmons-
)Brien battle.
Eddie Keevan, manager of Jimmy
Walsh, received Il letter from Mr..
]~ettinson, manager of the National
sporting Club, of London, Thursday,
Offering a purse of $3.50 and $3.50
expenses for a bout between Walsh
md Owen Moran the first of next
ear. AS the purse is TOO small,
XeeVan will not accent IT,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
NOTES OF AUTOMOBILES.

A Buffalo firm of automobile
makers has offered to the city fire de-
partment for two years trial, free OF
charge, a motor chemical engine.
The company will keep the vehicl
in repair and running order durin
that time, the department being un
der no obligation whatever. All tn
company asks is that the proper at
thorities shall, at the CONCLUSION c
the test, submit an official opinio
as to the efficacy of the machine as
ire-iGhting apparatus.
The automobile restaurant is nov
a fact, according to Italian reports
The owner of a restaurant in Pisa /
said to have ordered a motor car sin
liar to a large omnibus, but havfn
two sections, the first being used g
a kitchen, the second for dining. tn
ear is to have seats for eight people
and in order to make the enterpris
a paying one, the proprietor vii
charge a high price and serve an eA
ceptionally good meal.
A Los Angeles (Cal.) genius ha
invented an automobile tire initiate
which is said to work very success
fully in actual practice. The sourc
of pressure is q tank. removably al
tached to the car, and containin
LIQUID carbon dioxide. This tan,
is provided with a valve, from whic
extends a pipe, conveying the gas t
and through the water tank of tn
motor cooling system of the car. Thi
piping of the gas under pressur
through the water tank is TO warI
il and thereby expand it. From tn
water tank the pipe line extends t.
a pressure gauge on the dashboard
whence the gas Is taken TO any whee
tire by the usual hose and valv'
coupling.
Adjutant Preston, of the Volun
teers of America, has introduced !
gospel motor car into Grand Rapids
Mich. 1t will be used this winter t.
collect donations and in visiting sicl
and needy persons. 1t will bear ap
propriate inscriptions for the worl
in which it is engaged.
A company was recently organized
with a capital of $150,000 to operate
an automobile line in the Philip
pines.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25

BASKETBALL GAMES.
YOrkvilIe Champions Would Like to
Meet Any Local Team.

A letter received at the NEWS Of
flee this morning from the manager
of the Yorkville basketball team of
New York. says that the team will
shortly make a o III through this
section of the country and that they
would like TO hear from all local
basketball teams.
The Y%orkvilles have held the
championship in the Yorkville c
ton of New York city for a number
of years. They have just reorgan-
lied, and should be able to play good
games. The monager is Theodore
c. Jung, 1873 East seth street. New
York city.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
WILL SEE THIS SCRAP.
Sports Going to Philadelphia
Thanksgiving Day.

4 number of sporting men of this
city and New Brunswick will go TO
Philadelphia Thanksgiving Day to
see the fight between Charles Nor
gam, of this city, and James Manley,
of New Brunswick. The scrap,
which will last six rounds, will take
place before the National Sporting
Club. The side bet is for $500, it is
understood. Morgan has been put
ting in considerable practice the past
few weeks and should be able to hold
his own. The main bout of the eve
ming will be between Johnnie Dryer,
also of this city, and a New York
scrapper.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
BROCCER HAS RECORD.
Has Been on the Rutgers Football
Team Four Years.

The Rutgers football eleven plays
Fordham College on Nelson Field,
New Brunswick. this afternoon, and
Rutgers expects to close the season
with a victory. This will be Adolph
Brogger's last game with the Rut-
gers elecen, as he graduates next
spring.
In his place at tackle, the local
boy has been IN or the strongholds
of the team for four years, and for
about the last two seasons, he has
practically been its mainstay.
a number of local people went ov-
er TO see the game.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
SPEAKING OF YOUR VACATION
TRIP.

You can't spend your vacation
time to better advantage than at
n of the thousand resorts reached
by The Michigan Central, THE Nj
agara Falls Route Regardless OF
what your tastes or desires may be,
there is a readily accessible point
reached by this road that Will fit in
with your plans perfectly. The SER
vice is the finest in the land and we
will gladly assist you in every pos
sible way in planning your outing.
Just write to J. w. DAILY, Chief Asst.
Genl Pass. Agent, Buffalo, n. T.,
for vacation hints. 1t pays to go ov-
The Michigan Central.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
Every Ounce You Eat.

Every ounce of food you eat that
fails TO digest does n pound of harm.
1t turns the entire meal into poison.
This not only deprives the blood OF
the necessary tissue-building mater
ial, but it poisons it. Kodol Dys-
pepia Cure is a perfect ~digestant,
1t digests the food regardless of the
condition of the stomach. 1t allows
that organ to rest and get strong
again. Relieves belching. heart
burn. sour stomach, Indigestion, pal
pitation of the heart, etc. Sold by C.
A. Sexton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25

The Adirondacks in September
are well worth a visit If only to
breathe the celebrating atmosphere
and see the glory of the autumn col
oring. Reduced rates at hotels.
The superior train service of the
Delaware and Hudson Railroad will
be continued the sane as during the
summer. Through parlor and sleep
ing cars from New York to Lake
Placid and intermediate stations.
Tickets and information at New
York Offices, 81 ,Cortlandt street and
1854 Broadway.
13L29.9--15-tr.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
PUBLIC SERvICE TIME TABLE.
EnecLlve lam. 81. f90h.

ETfecIlVe Jan. %, IJJD.
Cars leave Railway Junction for Railway Ice
formatory every 80 minutes from S 10 a. m. until
II 40 p. III.
/. Cars leave Railway Jun,s n for Woodbridge
Greek every hour from +. 10 q. IN. until II 10 p. m,
connecting with New brunswick cars II after
the hour. $40 p. m. car from Railway Junction
last car that makes connections for New
Brunswick.
Cars leaving New Brunswick at As n. m. and
every hour until As =. III. connect with car for
Sewaren, Woodbridge, Railway and Westfeld.
Cars leaving Perth Amboy ferry at 5.57 a. m
and every hour until 9.57 p. M. then 10.42 p. m.
and 11.d2 p. IN. connect for Sewaren, Wood
bridge, Railway and Westfie!d.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
A LIQUID Cold Cure.

A Cough Syrup which drives a cold
out Of the system by acting as a
cathartic on the bowels is offered in
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar.
Clears the throat, strengthens the
lungs and bronchial tubes. The
mothers friend and the children's
favorite. Best for Group, w%hooping-
cough, etc. A liquid cold cure and
the only cough syrup which moves
the bowels and works all cold out of
the system. Sold by C. A. Sexton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
Noted skipper In Hospital.

NEW YORK, Nov. 25.-Captain Hank
Half. the world famous skipper who
piloted not only the Americas cup de-
Tenders Volunteer and Defender TO
victory, but handled a host Of other
celebrated vessels, is in the German
hospital here under treatment for stom-
ach trouble.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25

Do not be deceived by counter
feits when you buy Witch Haze
Salve. The name of e. c. evil
& Co. is on every box of the genuine.
Piles in their worst form will soon
pass away If You will apply DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve night and morn
ing. Best for cuts, burns, boils,
letter, eczema, etc. Sold by c.. A.
Sexton.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
BoHNsACK HIGH SCORES.

High scores on the Bohnsack al
eys we're made as follows last night:
}ichwood: ZIG; l.. b. Moore, 23l;
". Kline, 209. No prize will be put
Up at these alleys for Thanksgiving,
nut a hot dinner consisting of a roast
zig, and all that goes with it, will be
served.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
L KIRRY'S TURKEY.

Herman Albrick rolled high o
IN the Kirby alleys last night for the
.wenty pound turkey TO be awarded
o the best bowler, between now and
Thanksgiving Day night. He made
226. Other scores were made by
arthur loft, 215; Clausen, 2O4 and
203; Joseph Rose, 202.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
FOOTBALL TODAY.

Everything is now in order TO-
the football game between the loca
high school team and the team from
the Ocean Grove high school, which
will take place at Amusement Park
this afternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
MOIdENSON IMPROVING.

Manning Mollenson, the popular
baseball player, who AS told in the
NEWS is In the P~lainfield Hospital,
is improving slowly. A number of
friends visited him yesterday after
noon and they were told that he
would recover.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
ARE busy.

A number of the members of the
Amarite bowling team will be out
or a practice game on the Bloodgood
llleys this afternoon. They are try
ng to get in as much practice work
S possible before the Interstate
league games Monday night.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
BOWLERs AT BLooDGOODs.

The bowlers We're out in force on
the %Bloodgood alleys last night and
a number of good scores we're rolled.
Those who rolled over the 200 mark
were as follows: Lewis Ernst, 217;
Brooks, 247 and 210; Weed, PIP:
Benescher, 233, and Eyerkuss, 203.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
STATEN ISLAND
RAPID TRANSIT r. r.

Time table in effect November 18th, 1905.
Perth Alnboy to New York-5.15, 6.15,
100. 1888, 1888, 500, $40, S.47, 9.41. 11.t7
Gas, las. S.4S. lois, dli,iS-P. NJ
sundays and Legal Holidays.
G.02, 747, S.47. 9.f7, 1871. ll.l7 \. NJ.
d2;47; ~ 80. Bar, AZ, 5.47' G.47, SIT,
New York to Perth Amboy-G.OO, 100.
500. 300, 1000, LOO a NJ, lS.$9, i.$0.
7.30, 900, 1900, 1L00, s12.00 p. NJ.
sundays and Legal Holidays.
$50. 900, 1000, 100, 1900 NJ, 100,
zoo, 800; 400, 800 500, 100, 500, $50,
Ferry between Perth. Amboy and Totem
vile.
Leave Perth .Amboy--5.15,- G;15, 6.$5,
$sssA. ,M K osi$tss3. e1iot!s, ss..!a$$$', 355.is t I35',
iii0I.iis, Ills ii'.4G5 +. NJ 1850 &. An N. ''''
90 sundays ana Legal Holiday ,o47
11.47 a. NJ. 12.47. la. 2.47. S.47, Az,
2.47, CAT, 747. S.17, 947. 1920, leo
Leave T%ottenville Daily-1.Os, SIS. g.
rs, Gas. 7,OS, 7.45. S.is, 9.O5, 9.S5. 1906,
11.05 A. NJ. 1905, 1855, 2.35. 1856. 40,
4.35. $40, 5.35, G.19. $50, ia. 7.33, S.33.
$50, 1903, 11.oS, 1913, 1908 T.. M. LOS
Sunday and Legal Holidays.
$50. 7.15, 500. s.35, $50. 1905, 11;05
A. NJ. 12.05, Los, 2.05, 3.05, 4.Q5, 5.02'
1903 A. M.
Express train leaving Perth Amboy at
7.33 a.. NJ. viii stop at New Dorp only at
7.57 A, NJ
Express train leaving New York at
$50 +. NJ. will stop at New Dorp My az
COS +. M.
Express train leaving Perth Amboy at
500 4. M. win stop at Pleasant Plains at
S.14, %ilugucnot at Sis. New Dorp at S.2I.
illegal holidays only.
Twill run holidays but not Sundays.
GEO. j. BROWN,
Gen'I Traffic ACT.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
No CHANGES IN SCORES.

High scores on the Hartmann al
leys for the prizes are still the same.
The bowlers will try to break the &C.
ord tonight.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
PLAY AT ST. GEORGE.

Trainers Private School football
team expects to go to st. George, S.
l., this afternoon, where they are to
play the Curtis high school.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
WOODBRIDGE VS.. SOUTH AMBoY

The Woodbridge high school foot
ball team expects to go to South Am
BOY, Thanksgiving Day afternoon,
where they are to meet the high
.chool team of that place on the
yridiron.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
WILL TO-DAY.

This afternoon the Perth Amboy
Gun Club is holding its much talked
of shoot at the club grounds neal
Florida Grove.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25

RICHMOND. Va. Nov. 2~5.-Cephas
Poindexter. the murderer of Deputy
Marshal u. b. Wade. was hanged at
Rocky Mount. Va. When taken to the
scaifold he was asked il be had any
thing TO say. mud lie replied, They are
hanging an innocent man.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
AMARITE AVERAGES.
How the Members of the Team
Stand Up TO Date.

The following are the averages of
the members of the Amarite bowling
team so far this season:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1905-11-25
LEHIGH VALLEY R. R.
Time Table in effect May IA, 1905.
stations In New York foot Of Cortlandt, Des
brossee and West 29rd streets, Penna.
r.. X. Ferries.

X. K. Ferries.
TRAINS LEAVE STATE STREET STATION
FOR NEW YORK
$40, T.35 a. M, and rs p. m, t.32 .. IN. daily
connects all way train for Bound Brook, Mauch
Chunk, Weatherly, Hazelton, Pottsville and in
termediate points.
FOR SOUTH PLAINFIELD
GIG, 7.35 n. M, 1.S2, 4.28 p. m. Sundays S,15
a. III. LIZ, 6.l5 p. IN.
FOR OTHER POINTS
7.35 a. m. daily except Sunday connect with
express train for Easton, Bethlehem, Allentown.
pottsvile, Buffalo, Niagara Falls, st. Louis,
Chicago. Parlor car Bethlehem to Buffalo con-
meets with local train at South Plainfield for all
points east of Mauch Chunk.
6.15 a. m. Sundays only, Express train for Buff
falo, Niagara Falls, st. Louis and Chicago. Stops
at Pennington Junction.
4.29 p. III. daily except Sunday express for
Wilkes Barre, Scranton, Hazelton, and principal
intermediate stations.
G.15 p. M. Sundays only through train for Buf-
falo, Niagara Falls, Suspension Bridge, Et. Louis
and Chicago, connects for New York.
TRAINS LEAVE SOUTH PLAINFlELD
FOR PERTH AMBOY.
$40 a. m. 3.45, 800 7.45 p. m. Sundays, 1915,
a. m, 500, IA p. m. Trains arrive Perth Am
boy, 900 a. m, 4.05, 3 25, STOP. M, Sundays 1i.07
a. m, 5.25, $40 p. IN.
Tickets sold to all western points.
For further apply to ticket agents
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-09
Tie American Accent.

There is no such thing as the Amer
lea accent except in a few words such
as advertisement" wherein America is
superior as to pronunciation and prac-
tice.
Nor does the American born man
talk through his nose" The real diff
ference that we all notice is a differ
ence in the general pitch of voice The
American voice is pitched in slightly
higher key than the English, and here
you may find the reason why the
American assimilates French so easily.
Put roughly. the case is this: The
Frenchman talks from his palate, the
American from the top Of his throat,
the Englishman from his chest and the
German from his diaphragm London
Chronicle,
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-09
COLONfS'E
Ln,y One-StaY secnnd Clas. Kate

Low One-St'ay second Glass Kate
To San Francisco, Los Angeles, Port
land, Tacoma, Seattle, Boise City
Spokane, Walla Walla, Ogden, sals
axe City Butte and other points in
Montana, COLORADO. Utah, Nevada. and
the Pacific coast, via the Chicago,
Union Pacific & North Western line
March to May 10, 1905, inclusive
Daily and personally conducted ex-
cursions in Pullman tourist sleeping
cars, ouly ST for double berth from
Chicago accommodating two people,,
through to the Pacific coast without
change of cars. Choice of routes. Elk
cellent train service. Dining cars,
meals a la carte). For tickets and full
information apply to agents Chicago
e North Western railway.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-09
FIRST OF the Lnzy Men.

During the civil war a captain of a
company which had sixty men in it's
ranks, none OF whom was as energetic
as the officer thought he should be-.
hit upon a plan which he believed
would cure the mems habits Of lazi-
ness. One morning after. roll call the
captain, addressing his command, said:
i have a nice. easy Job for the lazi-
est man in the company Will the
LATEST man step to the front?'
Instantly tifty-nine men each took a
step forward.
Why didn't you step to the front??'
Inquired the commander Of the one
man who did not come.
g II was too lazy, replied the soldier.
Philadelphia Ledger,
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-09

Order to show Cause on Application OF
Guardian tor Order of Sale of Real
Estate.
County Of Hughes hes In County Court
In the matter of the estate of Fannie Ellen
McCumber, Incompetent
1t appearing to this court, from the petition
this day presented and filed by Samuel G. Var
nell the guardian of the person and estate of
Fannie Ellen McCumber. incompetent. pray.
ing for an order of sale of certain real estate
belonging to his said ward, that it IS necessary
for the benefit of said Fannie Ellen McCumber
that the real estate hereinafter described
should be sold.
1t lis hereby ordered that the next Of kin of the
estate. appear before this court on the nth
day of March, A. d. 1905. at ten O'clock a. NJ
ut thecourt room OF said court, at the city of
Pierre in said county, then and there to SHOW
cause why an order should not be granted for
the sale of such estate. The real estateS5so PEE
| titioned by said guardian to ,be so sold is TIE
8, p. Ii Of Sec. IS, r. IL N. r. 70 W, 9th P. NJ.
| And Ills further ordered that a copy of this
! order be published at least three successive
/ Weekly Free Fress. Il newspaper printed and
/ published in said Hughes County.
tsDated February Ii. 1905.
4 By the court: j. X. Breeder,
i Judge of the County Court.
I Attest: Claire E. Besancon,
Clerk Of Court.
Sealof the county court,
Hughes county
/ South Dakota.
4 Burdett G. Thayer,
Attorney for said guardian and petitioner.
4 + il 81 as M W 81
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-09
VERY Low RATES
no Mardi c r:,s ..nd wln,er Resor.~

Via the North Western line. On
account of the Mardi Gras, excursion
tickets will be sold to New Orleans,
March to 5, inclusive, also to New
Orleans OH March 6. for trains arriving
at New Orleans by noon of March Z
with favorable return limits. Excur.
si,n tickets are also on sale daily at
reduced rates, to the principal winter
resorts in the United States and Mex
leo. For full information apply to
agents Chicago &North- Western rail
way.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-09
R El'nls's'
OF Horses Shipped and Inspected b,
Samuel Logan. Sheriff.

Pursuant to chapter 1873. Laws of 1909 the
following horses were shipped out of Hughes
county. and inspected by Samuel Logan.
Two branded II left shoulder.
Two. no brands
One branded L 0 left shoulder.
Five branded Q left shoulder.
Two branded left shou lder.
Two branded n g left shoulder
Six branded i right shoulder
One branded p left shoulder
shipped by Andrew Olson and r. Davis
Feb. q, 1905. at I O'Clock a. m. from Pierre
s. d.. TO Omaha, Neb., via. G. s. n, w, Ry.
W. A. King,
County Auditor.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1905-03-09
AN OFFENDED BISHOP.
The Why Fond Mothers Joke on
Her SON Went Astray.

The Why Fond Mothers Joke on
Her son Went Astray.
4s4..Bi shep Maxwell. Is it not9' inGnir-
ed Mrs. Spaulding cordially as her
guest came down to breakfast, suit
ease in hand II feel that know you
through my son, and was so glad
when he arranged to have you stay
! with us on. your way through the city.
/ But what does this luggage mean?
l You're going to stay a day or SOP
mo, thank you, Mrs Spaulding,' re
4 turned the bishop. Il must go right
! on today
i"Oh, that makes 1t doubly unfor-
tunate that had to be away last even
ing | hope you found my message of
explanation? The friend was called
| to was very i'll, and / felt sure you
| would understand, but the fact that
Mr. Spaulding was out of town, too,
made ME regret going especially.
do hope my maid took care Of you
on1fortably and that you rested well.
thought yon must have been weary
when came in at 10 and found you
had retired"
The bishop replied politely, but there
| was an odd constraint in his manner
] which lasted until he had bowed him
self out of the house after breakfast.
What can be the natter" puzzled
Mrs. SpauldiEg as she watched the
distinguished gentleman stalking down
the street. "Dick was so anxious he
should like u.s."
Then a sickening thought struck her,
and she darted up the stairs.
1T had been Mrs. Spaulding's custom
during the boyhood of her only son to
correct his failings by posting about
the house little placards which gently
/ pleaded with him on the error of his
ways A week or two earlier, when
Dick was coming home for a college
vacation, she had unearthed some Of
! pinned them up in his room. like old
times They had been taken down
| later but she remembered now that,
after being summoned to the sick
friend the morning before, she had led
her new-and not bfilliant-maid to
Dicks door and had said II want
| this room swept and arranged for Bish-
op Maxwell exactly as We did it for
Mr.. Dick last week. Do you under
stand?"
With wings on her feet Mrs. Spauld-
| ing flew to the room the bishop had oc-
cupied. but at the threshold she paused
and gasped,
| On one of the pillows was staring
| notice to this effect: .Please put your
/ bed airing in the morning.! Over the
mirror, "Please don't spatter the glass;
| On the window curtain. please don't
| throw your shoes on the floor noisily!'
| Everywhere, on pictures and wall:
please don't leave your coat on a
/ chair. Hang it upp' please don't
| leave you toothbrush in the bath
roomw Please turn off the hot water
faucetr'
There were at least fifteen of these
| placards. the please" underlined three
sor four times in each, but-horror 0f
horrorsthe largest of all was this, or
the inside of the-door: IF you take a
bath please wash out the tub Its dis
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