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The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
THE NEIGHBORS ALL
 USE THEM NOW.
Quick Cure of Attenuation by DOdd's Kidney Pills-HOw They Snved the shop of Kansas Black smith - Cure Was Per-
 manent Too.

Goodland. Kan. Feb 2Oth.-(Special1
 So quick and complete was the cure of \. F.. Albertson, local blacksmith, that 1t almost seems like d miracle. lie had Rheumatism so bad he feared he would have to giye up his shop. One box of Dodd's Kidney Pills drove away all the Speaking of his cure, Mr. Albertson says:
 T had Rheumatism in my shoulders and arms for years. Part of the time it was so bad l could not sleep at night. My arm hurt 50 that 1t seemed J would have to give up my blacksmith shop. l went to the drug store and bought one them. 1 have not had the Rheumatism since. A great many of the nelghbors are using Dodds Kidney Pills since they saw how they cured me.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Beginning of the Trouble

Howe had invented the sewing ma chine.
 "Of course he said, plenty of other fellows will invent sewing machines, after they have been shosn Howe"
 Chuckling at the whimsical conceit, he left to some other man the invention of the sewing machine agent. - Chicago Tribune.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

cines to cure my kidneys. l do not think that any man ever suffered as l did and lived. The pam in my back
 was so bad that l could not sleep ,at night. l could not ride a horse, and sometimes
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The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Studying Economy.

in the day time.
 She-Why?
 Its more economical. We can save on the gas"
 Well, look here, We've been econ omizing on the gas all during our court ing days; it's pity if we can't blow a little in on gas on our wedding dayi''- YOnkers Statesman.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Absolutely Truthful.

Bacon-He says he doesn't owe for 8 thing he wears between the crown of his head and the soles of his two feet.
 Egbert-Why, he owes for the wig he wears and also for the shoes,
 Well, those things are outside of the territory covered by his statement" -Yonkers Statesman.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
AIS Fair. Etc.

Esmeralda-What did Gwendolen say about my getting Jack IIarnsum away from her?
 Miss Tartun-O. she admires your skill because you had so many natural disadvantages to overcome, She says you practiced kind of mental jiu- jitsu
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

10 ride in a car My condition was critical when l sent for Deans Kidney Pills. 1 used three boxes and they cured me. Now l can go anywhere and do as much as anybody. l sleep well and feel no discomfort at all.
 TRIAL FREE-Address Foster Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. Y. For sale by all dealers. Price. 50 cents.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Millions ia Oats.

Salzer's New National Oats yielded in Mich, 240 bu.. in Mo. 25s bu., m N. D., BIO bu. and in 30 other states from l50 to 300 bu. per acre. Now this Oat If gen orally grown in 1905. will add millions of bushels to the yield and millions of dol lars to the farmers purse,
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Italian Productions.

She-Do you go to the opera much? He-Never
 But I understood your wife to say you were passionately lend of Italian productions"
 50 I am. love earonis'-Yon- kers Statesman
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Look Out for the Paint

He kissed her on the cheek
 Ii seemed a harmless frolic; He's been laid up a week They say. with painters eoiic. -Yonkcrs Statesman.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Strictly in It.

MT. Clifton-Are you one of the Daughters of the Revolution Miss Lakeside?
 Miss Lakeside (of Cleveland Sure. Pa owns three merry -go-rounds.-Cin- cinnati Enquirer.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Millions of Vegetables.

When the Editor read 10000 plants for Ice, he could hardly believe it, but upon second reading finds that the John A. Salzer Seed O., La Crosse. Wis. than whom there are no more reliable and ex tensive seed growers in the world makes
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Pas Edict.

Ma Twaddles-,Iohn. I'm interested in this .Jiu-litsu I've been reading so much about i'll the papers
 Pa Twaddles- Mrs T.. if you bring an other Of those new breakfast foods into the house 1 leave Now that settles it. Cleveland Leader.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

The chief trouble with the man de- signed by nature fer the small-potato con tingent lies in the fact that he will per. sist in fancying that he Is in the s5Iae- pumpkin set.--.jndge.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease Ii cures painful, swollen. smarting, sweating feet Makes new shoes easy Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores Don accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Address A. $. Olmsted, Le Roy, \. '.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
The Silence of Oysters.

II would improve some people Who oft are heard, l ween. To initiate the oysters
 And say just what they mean. N. '. Sun.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

"Wid some folks, said Uncle Eben, "ben' out O work is misfortune. an wid others 1t s a habit W ashington Star.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Pa Knew a Thing or Two.

The Father-Ef give you some mon ey to spend while ye be in London, ye won't go to no music halls or gambling places, or drink champagne with it, will ye?
 Son-No, pa.
 The Father-Well. then, here's a shil- ling, an mind ye keep yer word.-Royal Magazine.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

Some of us are too apt to confuse grati- tude with the rate of interest .-C hieago Tribune
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund themoneyii it fails to cure. E. W Groves signature is on each box 25c.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

Civilization advances, but poverty grows "Ne ask you for predigested bread" :" cry the poor, and you give Us an uppasteur- ized stonei i"-Puck
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump- tior has an equal for coughs and eolds-J. F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind, Feb. l5, l900
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

The less polish man has the more re factions he Is apt to cast.-Cheago Daily News
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles. Your druggist will refund money If PAzo OINTMENT fails to cure in to Ii days. 50c.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Flea in His Ear.

Pop"
 'Yes, my son.
 Are not fleas very hard to catch?" Very hard. my boy"
 How is it. then. that mamma gets 'em so she can put 'em in your ear all the Statesman.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

Up in Michigan an editor tells of hol- low tree that was so full of squirrels that their breathing broke the bark
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
Also HIS Train.

Hey, mister,' yelled the urchin. as Subbubs rushed by with his arms full of bundles.
 What is it?" asked the nervous com muter, stopping to examine his bundles. What have 1 lost?"
 About two minutes" !" replied the boy, dCdeing out of the way.-Philadelphi Press.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

To boast of ones honesty doesn't al ways prove it.-N. Y Times
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03

A. C. sprague, stock dealer, of Nor fnal, Ill.,, writes: For two whole years 1 was doing nothing but hnNinr medi.
The Forrest City times., 1905-03-03
TORTURING PAIN.

Half This Mans Suferings Would Have Killed Many a Person, But Doan's Kidney Pills Cured Him.
, 1905-01-25
CHILDREN TO
MAKE CHOICE
WILL VOTE UPON SELECTION OF
FLOWER To BECOME EMBLEM
OF STATE OF WYOMING.
Letter Received by Superintendent Lee
From State Superintendent lyman
and Matter Already Under Discus
sion Among Pupils Of East Side
Schools in This City.

The following letter. dated at Chey-
enne, January "a, from Stale Superin-
tendent T. r. lyman, was received by
Superintendent F. w. Lee of the city
schools and read in all the rooms this
morning:
Dear Sir:-A joint resolution is be-
ing presented to the legislature to
name a flower for Wyoming as the
states emblem. The legislature is de-
sirous of a%scertaining through the pu-
pills of the schools their favorite flower.
| would be pleased to have you have
the children vote upon this at your
earliest opportunity and write me the
results. Your schools being in session,
there should be no delay in taking a
vote on the proposition"
No 10 had the matter been sub
mitted thai the pupils took hold of it
with avidity, and already it has been
discussed at some length. 1t is ex-
pected to vote upon the proposition at
100 O'Clock tomorrow afternoon, i'm
mediately upon the r~eassembling of the
schools from the noon recess. The
flower nos talked about is the blue
gentian, selected as the states floral
emblem by DR.. Aven Nelson, the bot
anist at the University of Wyoming
and the curator of the Rocky Mountain
herbarium. and it is believed that flow
er will go through with little opposi-
ton.
Some Of the children, in a spirit of
fun, have named the dandelion as a
candidate, but the troublesome and
handsome little pest will receive few
votes from the children who have been
set year after year to Kidding the lawns
at home from it. The dandelion has
friends. but they are not numerous,
and it will fall by the wayside as far
as the votes of the kids are con,
cerned. The flower selected must be
a Wyoming bloomer, common enough
to be found in every section OF the
state and with beauty enough to com
mend it to the attention of the lovers
Of flowers.
, 1905-01-25
ADAMS DRAWS THE
SEASONS LARGEST HOUSE.

G. Faith Adams opened his annual
engagement at Roots last night to a
packed house, the largest of the sea
son. The play selected for the open
ing was a new one to our city entitled.
THE Secret Dispatch" 1t was one Of
the strongest military plays that we
have had. The staging was good, and
the caste the strongest Mr.. Adams
ever brought to Laramie. Miss Marie
Dale, the new leading lady is a fine
actress n established herself a favor
lite at once. She is good looking, acts
her part naturally, n in the part of
Miss Kenyon she had a great chance
to show what she was capable of doing.
Mr.. Fred E. Hawley as Lieutenant
Hawksworth was every inch a soldier,
his military bearing being perfect. He
is a good actor and was well liked. E.
, 1905-01-25
@MEIu Model Market.
Have You Ever
Visited E1orlda7

Here Is what 4 visitor has to say Of
Ormond: waving palms. pungent
pines. groves Of glossy leaved orange
andlemon trees their branches bending
under the weight Of the golden globes
Of fruit, tropical drives and walks, the
Halifax river with IT. launches and
boats. inviting to fishing parties on ono
side. and the great ocean on the other,
all combie to make Ormond one Of the
drawing cards on the east coast Of
Florida" Low rates to Florida points,
New Orleans, Galveston and San An.
tonic will be given and attractive lit
erature sent on application.
I. 4. FISHER.
q. r. A., G. Z 8. Ry..
mch31 Dsnves Colo.
, 1905-01-25
PROGRAM FOR
PROCEEDINGS OF THE TWELVE
DAYS SESSION TO BE HELD
At STATE UNIVERSITY.
It Will Begin on Monday, January 30,
and Will Conclude on Saturday,
February II, With an Address by
Governor Brooks and President
Tisdel Tuesday Night.

Following is the program Of the
short course for ranchmen in stock
judging, to be given at the university
and agricultural experiment station,
in this city, commencing next Monday
and continuing until February II, In
Guiding the reception and formal open
ing to be held at the university audi
torium next Tuesday evening:
FIRST WEEK.
MONDAY, JANUARY 90.
$50 to o:3o a. m.-Lecture on Beef
Breeds and Types, G. F.. Morton.
10 a. III. to IL m.-Score-card Judging
of Beef Cattle.
? to AGO p. m.-Judging Beef Cattle.
TUESDAY, JANUARY 81.
$50 a. m. to IL m.-Judging Beef Cattle.
2 to AGO p. m.-Ju6ging Feeders.
8 p. m.-Addresses by President Tisdel,
Hon. c. P. Arnold and Governor
B. B. Brooks.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 1.
$50 to o:3o a. m.-Feeding and Breed
ing for Beef, Professor c. ]. Griffith.
10 a. III. to IL, m.-Judging Pure-bred
Beef Cattle.
? to 4:3o p. m.-Types of Dairy Cattle
and Judging.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY ?.
$3.50 to o:3o a. m.-Lamb Feeding Ex-
periments and a Balanced Ration,
Professor B. c. Buffum.
10 a. m. to II m.-Score-card Judging of
Mutton Sheep.
? to 4:3o p. m.-Judging Mutton Sheep.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3.
$50 a. III. to II m.-Judging Mutton
Sheep.
2 to 4:3o p. m.-Judging Feeder Lambs.
8 p. m.-The Possibilities of Stock Feed
ing OH the Laramie Plains, Mr.. E. J.
Bell.
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 4.
$50 to 9:3o a. m.-Lecture on Fine
Wool Sheep and Fine Woods, Mr..
John Seely.
10 a. m: to 12 m.-Score-card Judging
of Fine Wool Sheep.
2 to AGO p. m.-Judging Fine Wool
Sheep.
8 p. m.-rhe Improvement of Live Stock,
Professor G. f. Morton.
SECOND WEEK.
MONDAY, FEBRUARY e.. .
$50 a. m. to IL m.-Lectures and dis
cussion on Common Diseases of Live
otoSk, lSu ny LII. HcOTRe II. IlONer
and A. w. Whitehouse.
2 to ago p. inflow to Examine a
Horse for Unsoundness, DR.. G. II.
Glover.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 7.
= 80 to 9:3o a. m.-Lecture on Market
Types of Horses, Professor w. L.
Carlyle.
10 a. m. to IL m.-Score-card Judging
of Light Horses.
2 to ago p. m:-Judging Light Horses.
u p. m.--Pure Foods and the Food Law,
Professor H. G. Knight.
Analyses of Stock Foods and Their
Value, Professor F. f. Hepner.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY g..
$50 to $50 a. m.-Breeds of Horses and
Horse Breeding, Professor w. l..
Carlyle.
10 a. m. to IL m.-Score-card Judging of
Draft Horses.
2 to 4:3o p. m.-Judging Draft Horses.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 9.
$3.50 a. M. to IL m.-Judging Animals to
Be Used in the Slaughter Test.
2 to AGO p. m.-Animal Breeding; lect-
ure and discussion.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 10.
$3.50 a. nj. to IL m.-Judging Lard Hogs.
2 to AGO p. m.-Judging Bacon Hogs.
~ p. m.--Faculty Entertainment at the
Auditorium.
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY II.
Block Tests and Carcass Demonstrations,
Hon. John Costing, Kansas City.
Mo.
, 1905-01-25
FOR SALE-One roll top desk, one
typewriter desk, one office chair. All
first-class. w. A. Stoddard.
Cure Lumbaqo.

A. B. Canman, Chicago, writes
March 4, 1908: Having been troubled
with Lumbago at different times and
tried one physician after another; then
different ointments and liniments, gave
1t up altogether. So 1 tried mi more.
and got a bottle Of Billiards. Snow Lin.
iment, which gave men almost instant
relief. can cheerfully recommend 1t,
and will add my name to your list of
former sufferers" 25c. Soc and 81.
Sold by the Red Cross Pharmacy.
, 1905-01-25
EXCELLENT PRODUCTION
AT THE NEW GRAND.

The Presentation of the rural
drama, For Mothers Sake at the
New Grand last evening by Marie
Heath and her excellent company was
well received by a very a~ppreciative
though not large audience, due prob
ably to the fact that the play has been
seen here several times before. The
acting and staging of the piece last
night was all that could be asked,
while the costuming was appropriate
and pretty. The play is a nice clean
one throughout and carries interest to
the very last.
, 1905-01-25
Kind Of Music oox.rnm.n. Had.

A certain congressman who takes
an interest In musical matters lately
presented a bill advocating a larger
appropriation for the care of the music
in the Congressional Library. lie
spoke briefly on the subject and
after the session a fellow Congress.
man approached him confidentially.
II say" he said in a low voice. 81
like that bill of yours; but tell me-
what sort Of music does the govern.
ment have over there In the library
is 1t . band or Just . hand oreani-
Harper's Weekly.
, 1905-01-25
African Jumping Hare.

One OF the rarest and most utter.
esting OF the wild animals in South
Africa is the springhaas, or jumping
hare. 1t lives in small communities
on the open Teid;, DOti, in the plains
ard In the mountain. ranges, and
makes large and deep burrows in the
ground. whence it energies toward
sunset, being rarely seen in the bright
daylight. When chased In the open
it proceeds in great bounds like a
Jerboa or kangaroo. for which its high.
ly developed hind legs are admirably
adapted, and is even said to move
faster up hill than down. Its food
consists of roots and green stun. Its
flesh is good to eat and Ia much ap-
preciated by the Hottentots and
Kahirs.
, 1905-01-25
CHARITY BALL AT
THE MAENNERCHOR HA

Arrangements are being made for
one of the best balls of the a at
the Maennerchor hall Friday night,
that being the annual charity ball.
Governor and Mrs. Brooks will be here
from Cheyenne and the dancers are
expected to be led in the grand march
by the distinguished visitors. The at,
tendance will be larger. from present
Indications. than for several years.
, 1905-01-25

The Danish Brotherhood will give it,
annual masquerade ball ut North Star
hall Saturday evening, February I. A
good time assured. All people may -
cure tickets from the committees or
ticket ONCE. 142t6-W3
, 1905-01-25

DEACON played the comedy part of the
play and made the most of it. Fran
els Hiaght as Wilburs Ann was a
favorite from the start. Mr.. Crane,
Mr.. Atkinson and Mr.. Gladstone all did
good work and Will Hammer as the
soldier who was a coward, and the
william Of the play, gave a good per,
Torrance. One of the best pieces of
acting in the performance was thai OF
Mr.. DEACON as the Indian chief. The
specialties were heartily encored as
were the Illustrated songs. The play
tonight will be another new play to
this city, entitled, The Buffalo Mys-
terry
, 1905-01-25

Most married men keep their bache-
lor opinions that love is tie dearest
thing on earth.
, 1905-01-25
ALL SCOTCH PEOPLE
INVITED TO BE PR

All Scotch people who have nc been
invited are welcome to come to North
Star hall tonight, at the celebration of
the birthday of the poet, Robert Burns.
, 1905-01-25

4 Job of printing done in The Rsnnt-
tca1 once 10 . guarantee that H. :.
lone right and according to the ve
atest ideas.
, 1905-01-25
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9 Washington. D. c., Jan. 25.- G
@ Weather forecast for Wyoming: {;
. Partly cloudy tonight and Thurs c
. day; possibly snow 1urries to- 9
9 night; rising temperature. q
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, 1905-01-25

Most parents appreciate the help o:
their neighbors. except when it. comes
IN namin' the baby.
, 1905-01-25

You can make hay while the sun
shines, but Grass will not grow with
out clouds and rain.
, 1905-01-25

However Incorporate 1t may seem,
church bazaars always havc booths"
, 1905-01-25

htSLipCld IL may oCCLh,
church bazaars always havc booths"
Many a nan would be rich IL he
did not try so hard to appear to be.
A young man may be an enthusiast
tic botanist. but he seldom picks q
wallfiower.
The Lady or the Tiger: some hen.
pecked husbands claim there is no
distinction.
The author OF a volume on anthro.
pology is q "bookmaker" on the
human race.
The French version of an old say.
ing Is that "Absinthe makes the heart
grow fonder."
On the high seas a sailor shuns .
bar. but N shore some can't get to
one quick enough.
The lot Of dumb animals is not so
hard; every saddle-horse, for In.
stance, has . "cinch."
1t isn't always a woman's dress
that's on the bias; sometimes it's her
nsighbor's opinion Of 1t.
A visible typewriter Is . good thing:
but when your wife calls at the once
she had better be invisible.
A great deal is said about patience
on a monument; it's more likely to
be patients under a monument.
A man who has set before him the
modern sawdust breakfast food has q
right to complain about his board"
There is . little difference between
being tanned" by the sun ON the
seashore and by father in the wood.
shed.
When people denounce the theatef
a. an unholy institution. they forget
that 1t is generally supported by
angels"
Isn't 1t rather paradoxical that after
. successful baseball game q couple
Of full pitchers and . lot of fans
should have . hot ume.-Don M,
| Compton in Chicago Record.Herald.
, 1905-01-25
ABOUT M EN-.

An honest man has nothing to fear
from honest men.
, 1905-01-25

The kind of game some folks bring
home depends on whether they STA
with a gun or a lantern.
, 1905-01-25

One reason for divorce Is that men
don't know that all women are alike.
, 1905-01-25

There's a heap of fellers with o
enough sense to keep hogs out of he
aornfield that think they can run t..e
government.
, 1905-01-25

everybody could make money as easy
as they can make trouble.
, 1905-01-25

The Denver Music company pianos
and pianolas at the Laramie Drug COM
pany's store. II
, 1905-01-25

You must keep up with the prcces-
sion if you want to hear the music.
, 1905-01-25
UNCLE BIJAH ABOUT WOMEN.

Women are better than men, but
when they forgit 1t they forgit SO
dunn hard that it's discouragin'.
A man an a woman started to
travel together. He went by reason.
an h by instinct. What about 1t?
Nothin'; only she was the one that
got there.
It's the unexpected that happens
with men. 'Tain't so with women;
they're sorter got to %expectin' the
time fer washin' an wipin' dishes to
come round regularly, an it does.
Podger says that he don't take no
stock in releegion; but when I says
to him, says |. "Podger, did your old
mothers prayers ever seem to lead
you astray any," you oughter heard
how still he kept.
Needin' one hand to hold her
satchel, an another to feel an see
if she's hangin' together behind, it's
h a Nacher didn't give lovely woman
another hand fer ger'ral an miscel.
lanyus purposes.
| look on this New Woman move.
ment with 'spicion. The Old Woman
was so blame much better'n be
that if they're goin' to improve her
I'm 'fraid she'll git out O. my sreer;
an If they amt. what's the use O.
monkeyin'?-Four Track News.
, 1905-01-25

Old papers. Is cents . hundred, q
The Republican oface.
, 1905-01-25

Many a man would be rich If he
did not try SO hard to appear to be.
, 1905-01-25
Al y.pan.ss Are Gardeners.

Japan is . nation of gardeners.
Every man. woman and child is pas
honately fond of flowers. GARDENING
10 . religion.
, 1905-01-25
WISE WlSPs.

Why does a man get blue when he's
"raked over the coals?"
, 1905-01-25

If a Teller wants to get found out
dll he has to do is to get married.
, 1905-01-25
Wrong Time to m

There is q time for everything" re
marked the Observer of Events and
Things; don't tip the waiter whe,
he's bringing in your SOUP"
, 1905-01-25
FENCE RAIL PHILOSOPHY.

A big barrel with a little leak soon
becomes empty.
, 1905-01-25

Some rich men give millions to &C. l.
leges and universities, yet they kick
like a bay steer when the tax asses.
sor comes around for their share OF
the public school fund.-Farm Life.
, 1905-01-25

A young man may be an enthusiast
tic botanist, but he seldom picks a
~wallf1ower.
, 1905-01-25

Daily Republican 50 cents . moats
, 1905-01-25

Weekly Republican only u = year.
, 1905-01-25

Isn't 1t rather paradoxical that after
. successful baseball game q couple
Of full pitchers and . lot Of fans
should have . hot time.-Don M.
Compton In Chicago Record.Herald.
, 1905-01-25

Women are better than men, but
when they forgit 1t they forgit SO
dun hard that it's d~iscouragin'.
, 1905-01-25

When people denounce the theater
- an unholy institution, they forget
that 1t is generally supported by
ANGELS"
, 1905-01-25

"cotrtesy Of th! wyoming STATE Irc5ivss md 9i !
, 1905-01-25

The Lady or the Tiger: some hen.
pecked husbands claim there is no
distinction.
, 1905-01-25

There Is . little difference between
being tanned" by the sun on the
seashore and by father in the wood.
shed.
, 1905-01-25

A man who has set before him the
modern sawdust breakfast food has .
right to complain about his board"
, 1905-01-25

A great deal is said about patience
on a monument; it's more likely to
be patients under a monument.