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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-01-05
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RY RI. M,

Inebriety the hammer they
commandments.
Even proposal from average old maid
happy clam at high tide.
The newspapers give up his nose
give him puff when he turns up his toes
1t is said that Elijah will try Mrs Chadwick
ISM Lige knows gold digger when he
It wasn't ST Cornose Zeb Hayseed Whippetree that
Cassie Chadwcked, but big, smooth financial giants
Ii trust magnaes fat the paint them don't
how they crawl through such small oophos the law
Harry Lehr his the side
ought swing with big No 10 rogan and put Harrys
coat tails
who at time district Judge has been
prison in Iowa. He probably realizes that
give than to receive.
writer in the Chicago Tribune
There plenty here who could him good definition
OF the word and define it by ample illustrations.
The show New Day was a crackerack The moving
and highly appreciated especially
the otme residents who have anything like before
The committee that investigating Senator Shoots say
they will not Mormon the witness stand They
evidently realize that impossible the whole truth of
apostles better one-eghth
There matrimonial club in Kentucky Of girls which
tempting enough to make
Mormon down Kentucky marry whole
policeman Cleveland Ohio kissing
bakers wife, but at his trial he convinced the judge that he thought
she servant and he discharged This that
girls kissing apparatus legitimate target polcemans
osculatory battery.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-01-05
HAPPY New YEAR.
The WeW Year and the Old.

New YEAR has been ushered in, and the
events of the Old Year are now history. The Old
Year. with it's troubles, it's sorrows, it's joys its
crimes it's wars, its treaties Of peace etc. has
shed over the Great Divide. The New Year casts
It's light the pages of history yet fair to
look upon. Its pages still await the hand of the
Omnipotent. Whether they will, at the end of the
present year, disclose greater events in human
achievement, time alone Will tell.
The Old Year has left the tablets of Time
many poignant sorrow. In this brief but auspi-
cious year many momentous changes have been
wrought. Many have seen their hopes and expecta-
tions attain their fullest developments others have
their carefully laid plans 60 astray, their bus
mess prospects temporarily ruined and their reputa
tons injured In reviewing the events of the past
year there many acts deserving Of the highest
dorsement-acts which we as nation can point to
with pride. There are also many events which are
deserving of severe condemnation. But nations, like
individuals, profit by the experience of the past
To us in here the New Year will bring freedom
to many. A new career will have been mapped out;
new start in life will have been made and the past
with it's wrongs and it's disappointments, will have
been left far behind. Those of us who remain must
hope on, striving with might and main to do our
duty our conscience dictates Whether we have
made any sef-lmprovement during the past year, is
best answered by each one Individually. But we
state authortively that there are many inmates
within these walls who do not look upon their I'M
prisonment as so much time wasted. To them the
three hours in their cells every evening is like being
IN a classroom. They divide the time in studying
history, arithmetic, and spelling and IN improving
their penmanship. AS they review the past year
they the wonderful progress made, and have
the satisfaction of knowing that they are keeping
step with events and in better position to
the responsibility of Individuals as well as
the responsibility Of nations than they formerly
Let us not regret the passing of the Old Year.
but turn and face the New Year joyfully With
conscious knowledge as to ownership let us partake
of its happiness its possibilities and face it's dangers
courageously
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-01-05
ODDS AND ENDS
BY n. j. B.

IOPE battle life other day
happy, hopeful heard congratulate himself the
approach of his liberty Ony 1859 days. said he b
fore get shaving ticket and then I'll only have months
How comforting look forward such brief period
as 1859 days. Who wouldn't be happy and hopeful?
THE Saturday Evemg Post few weeks ago, had interesting
editorial advantages good addess-ood
Now when good clothes the writer always liked them
WELL perhaps anybody but he tried get
conversation and while good address truly 0aR
should bear that it matter thing
far Front always allied with brains and very frequently
the sole for stupidity There
nothing
nothing but venethe cheapest coas and most worthless mi
There real quiet unassuming
force Of the who good thinker than i'll the who all
talk and all show.
TOW make the that they hate liar,
perhaps said ourselves. But
this declaration liars themselves hated all the
acquaintance would mighty friends
s the whole thing right down tacks this whole
world of composed of lie of truth.
white blackstone uttered and
Thousands of writer's kept ndusousy working
supply millions of readers with written lies stories etc.
e stocks of goods e advertisers % e
agents le gold
everybody else lies But pleasing that there
Cornwhea County, Minnesota who going reform
indicated by editorial the Prairiewoods 7h eve have
decided editor of that moral guide om this
forth to write During seventeen
been running this moudr of public opinion
told lies patch Hades about all
simply please patrons Joshua Snowman
ge Esygo who the only store town. declined
put dollar advertisement in the 70c Many
times being
honest and esteemed citizens and time penned the omp
mentary knew that lying; for
of fact these keep the worthless stock of
They sell behind the their patent medicine
department drinks hate his
mother-in-law"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-01-05
ROOseUeZHS ADhOriS7,1.

81 WISH" said President Roosevelt in a recent
address in Washington "to see in the average Amer
lean citizen the determination not to shrink back
when temporarily beaten in life, each will be
now and then, but to up again and wrest
triumph from defeat" Mr. Roosevelt is considered
THE greatest president America has produced. Not
since the days of John Quincy Adams has the pres-
DENTAL chair been occupied by of such high
intellectual attainments possessed by the pres
emit incumbent. In his political speeches and in his
public addresses there lies substratum of philoso-
ply that is full of wisdom and encouragement to his
fellow countrymen.
"Come Mb again"
The world sympathizes with the man who is
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-01-05

published the Minnesota State
edited
home to
prisoners acquant
public disseminate pathological
dpeng prejudice which has been
entirely
dependent time there
surplus
prison library
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1905-01-05
N0TIc E..

ALL PERSONS receiving copies Of THE MIRROR who
not regular lists will please consider such as
copies IT, after reading, conclude that THE
MIRROR is worthy Of patronage send to this
Office trial subscription published above.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
wise Sister Mary.

Mary had a little lamb. its fleece
was white as snow; II strayed AVA
one summer day where lambs should
never go. Then Mary sat her down
ara tears streamed slowly from her
eye; she never found the lamb be.
cause she did not advertise. And
Mary had a brother John, who kept a
village store. he sat down and smoked
his pipe and watched the open doos
And as the people passed along ana
did not stop 10 buy. John still sat
down and smoked his pipe and biinked
his SLEEPY cye.
And so the brokers seized his stock.
but srill he fingered near, ana Mary
came to drop with him a sympathetic
tear
How Is Il. sister. can you tell Why
other shoppers here sell al thsi,
goods so quickly AMI thrive from year
70 year7"
Remembering now Ter own bad iqck.
the little maid replies. These othef
fellows fatten. John. because they Al
vertis~ '--JOndon TIT Bits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
ELECTED FROM COURT ROOM.

Sioux City, Iowa NOV 28.On order
Of Judge Hutchinson Of the district
oourt, Attorney II f. Beyington, oac
81 The most prominent lawyers of lows
ana an influential politician, was forl
bly, elected from the court room by
bailllfs, In protesting against the az.
cision by the court Bevington Is re-
ported to have repeatedly insulted the
Judge.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
STILL IN THE KINDERGARTEN.
Thore Who Can Be Interested in Moth
Ing That Is Not a Game"

''f~~N WV SoH ot iNtefesAtd N NOM
Ing That Is Not Game"
After an intelligent and watchful
mother had sent her children to q
famous Kindergarten for several
months she withdrew them because
she found TIA, they were being ruined
~ "gcttiug the attitude OF regarding
everything a. a game'--that Is. in
stead u learning through games how
to 60 about the serious business Of
life. they we're learning 10 approach
everything IN the careless. make
believe spirit OF play.
There IS a hint IN this for our col
ieEes- There IS hint In II for all
those who DO puzzles. and play chess.
ana ride ~ hounds. and fool with rings
and bars TO develop their minds and
bodies. TIE word IS cursed xlth tens
q thousands Of human beings who
have the test natural advantages. but
can get uD the steam ~ enthusiasm
only Tor some game" that = useless
II its aha. ana o. E.cre useful in Us
method tian IFS couespon1i1g real
rs would &C.
u l. - crr.eir zs cause ard eject
Lat he Sho takss plas seriously vii
take serious things pisyfuily -sstur
dsF T=enizz posk
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
Changes in National Features.

Whether We loOk al portrait gal
over illustration In old books. il il
evident that some physl0gnomical
change has been taking place The
stout, plethoric. muscular. ruddy -facel
man Of stoiid expression Is becoming
exceptional. and his place IS being tai
en- By a thinner. more alert active
type. The modern face Is more keen.
.eaHeI AMI # less coarse mould than
those Of the cider pioneers WHO laid
the foundation Of their couEtry's
gleatness. Aspects o. Social E4cll
ton.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
70 TAKE CONCERTED ACTION

Buffalo, n Y. Nov 2s.-Grand
Chief Stone OF the brotherhood 81
Locomotive Engineers said tonight
The four big railroad brotherhoods are
preparing TO take concerted action
against government r, gulstion cf rail
road rates.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
BURGLARS BLOW BROWNS BAhk

Mt. Carmel Ill, Nov, 2S--Thq
American Exchange bank, owned BIZ
], M Mitchell this city, located n
Browns. a village fourteen miles west
of here was burglarized early today
The burglars secured about s. 900 Init
overlooked So 900 concealed under the
carpet Of the floor of the safe. Part
IF the safe was blown through the
building and across the street. The
building Of frame, was badly wrecked
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
COLD 2WEEPlNG MONTANA.

Butte. Mont, Nov 2SThe coli
wave is sweeping Montana In Butte
this morning the thermometer regis
cred low as nine below zero In The
mountains 1t was IL below The tenn,
perature range from zero to 10 below
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
Big -Four Route
BEST LINE TO
New York, Boston
AND ALL POINTS IN THE
East and Northeast.

indianapolis, Muncie, Cincinnati
Dayton, Columbus, Cleveland anc
points. in ohio, Indiana, and Illinois
Through sleepers from st. Louis tc
New York, Boston and Washington.
Trains Leave Cairo as Follows:
No. Sis a. m. Eastern mail and
express. Mt. Carmel, Vincennes. Par.
is. Danville. indianapolis, Cincinnati.
New York, Boston. Direct connection
with the famous Kniekerbocker Spec
ial
No. 2-2.50 D. m. Mall and express
Carmi, Evansville. Vincennes. Indian.
apolis. Louisville, Chicago, Terre
Hauue and Cincinnati, $50 a. m. from
Vincennes to indianapolis $50 D. M,
LOO p. m.
Nc. 54-Local accommodation
Mound City, Grand Chain, Vienna and
Harrisburg.
Trains Arrive at Cairo as Follows:
No. 55-4.3O p. M, Harrisburg, vi
emma and Cairo Accommodation.
No. 3-1250 p N. Vineennes and
Cairo mail and Express
No $50 p. m. Danvllle and Cairo
mail and express.
All trains daily exceptSunday. For
fun Information and particulars as
TO rates. tiekeis. limits. etc. cali or
write Elmer Smith, ticket agent, II.
II Hardy. T. P A., Cairo, III, c. Nj
Hilleary, A G. P. A, st Louis, no.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
SLOWS
Your Stomach"

y the way people in China say
Good Morning" The greeting Of
almost every nation II III inquiry
alter health The Chinese have the
root 81 the matter A strong stom-
ach Is the foundation, Look after
this organ and the general health
cares Tor itself Man is 50 consti-
tuted 1t cannot be otherwise 1t I'LL
the mission Of III
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

"a Message From Mars" Is a
comedy tina teachaa a moral more
ffectiFeiy so il is said, than could a
million sermons, simply because you
do nor feel you are the one beins
taught ! It's your neighbor David
Proctor and the original London com
don company will present ii here at
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

Howard WeLster and Kerher Nor
tens work in mus cal the comedy
Hans an Nix Is credited with more
song hits than any musical production
81 lac years. II comes to The opera
hor9a for Thanksg wing matinee and
night Thursday, Nov Both
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
BEECHAM'S
PILLS

to keep the stomach well, the liver.
active and the bowels regular. They
dispel sickness and create health.
Dyspepsia, Indigestion. Bilious
ness or Constipation cannot exist
when Beecham's Pills are used &C.
cording to directions For over 50
years they have cured disordered
tomaehs. and are now world-fa
nous remedy They merit your
confidence.
sold Everywhere. In boxes Zoe. and PIC.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

Slow lrstei " R.zs.a.
Few Russian trains travel at a fast
y rate than twenty-five miles al hour.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

best end men Ia the United States
formed a truss On nlinstrelay, every
thing goes IN the fget rank that has
Barlow, Wilson, Primrose Or Vests
name 10 II.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29
"0UTCASTS ENTERTAIN
Bachelor Organization Gives Dance,
Banquet and Social Function TO
Their Lady Friends.

4 The "Outcasts" surpassed every.
thing SO far given this sea- on in local
society circles at their dance, ban
quet and social given last evening at
Ascalon Hall There was nothing
1 missing that would make the event
complete The hail was tastily decora.
tod in the club colofs green and white.
4 The banquet table was bountifuliy
ladened with dainty viands while Jokes
and experiences related by the out
casts Kept the party merry all the
while. 70 the SWEEP strains Of music
rendered by a str ng orchestra, seclud.
I'd by screen, the entertainers and
heir lady friends enjoyed the twelve.
dances Tho menu prepared by r G.
Gcullin was az follows
Menu
Blue Points
Celery Radishes
Queen Olives Dill Pickles
Cold Turkey
Chicken Salad Cranberry Sauce
Potato Salad Nut Salad
Ontcast Punch
Sliced Tongue Cold Ham
Ice Cream Assorted Cake
Cheese Crackers
Cctfee Cigars
During the progress Of the banquet !
81. Hpriae nf talDc ,,paa :, ,ta,i,t A. -, I
subjects RECALLED file party. They |
were included in this program
Program.
$. A. Buchanan POSTMASTER.
Cntcasts..f............J. II. Sullivan
The Lad ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Chas Halliday
Jew Jokes. ...,..,.,,,,...M j. I.ally |
Why ! am an Outcast ~ II. A Egan
How to Win ilome~.,.......
-.-;:...+.t Strothers f. Smith
NY Maiden Speech. .....M. Calvin
Tow to Be Real Nice .E. J. Stuart
Ny Bachelor Experience. ...
.....-......,.,,.Ja James Mcnamara
How Happened to BE Married
,,.,.....,...,..... V. Lydon
Those present consisted of members
md their lady guests.
Members
Messrs j. II. Sullivan, Chas. Hnili.
lay NJ J. Lally, r. A. Egan, S. r.
smith, M Calvin, Il. J. Stuart. w. V.
-ydon. s. A. Buchanan, r. D. Barrow,
'ritz Weber, j. p, Cavanaueh Lee
Dick Renfro, James Me.
Iamara.
Guests.
Misses Abbie VIII ans, Nellie
Brian, Loretta Fitzgerald, Josie
Rowena Stack, Annls Foster
'rancls Farrow, Veronica Fitzgerald,
lildren I4ickox, Mary Galligan, Mollie
heehan' Monte Barrow, Florida Fitz-
erald, Mrs. w. V. Lydon.
n hrus l. !
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

chln--s FertiEizer.
Beaa cake Is the chief conrsrcisi
fertilizer Il Gina
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

Barlow and Wilson's Minstrels hold
forth at the Cairo opera house Thurs
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

day, December 9TH The date is auspl.
eious and the company well known
Since the days of old when four of the
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

The best Is always the cheapest.
Advertisers use the Bulletin.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

Everyone who enioi7 good old fash
ioaed plantation buck and wing dan
z ng and coon songs should not fail
70 attend the performances Of "1'he
Moonshiner's Daughter which ap
pears a the opera house Saturday,
December "a, matinee and night The
pay IL too we'll known here for Us 10
ao into detail, hut season after season
n has come back TO rs always carry
ifg q good company and pleasing the
public
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

The mll 4ical score 81 THE Isle Of
Forg Bong which 's to be the offer
las q ne opera AoG 2 Friday, Decem-
.E#f lst, ~ repleta with excellent SONGS
anl effective music Among, The strli.-
Ing song successes may be mentioned
Diplomacy" My Uncle sam" IF !
Were the Man in the Moon, "Oh the
Deuce What's the User" ASK the
Man Tin Lonesome for yon," THE
sReyet Of the Brownies" and the cap
tivat ng number, Heap love- re-
ductlYe Indian Serenada.
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

w - . 90 . . - o. - . .
The Cairo bulletin., 1905-11-29

Misses Abbie Williams, Nellie
OBrian, Loretta Fitzgerald. Josie
Winters. Rowena Stack, Annls Foster
Francis Farrow, Veronica Fitzgerald,
Mildren Hickox, Mary Galligan, Mollie
Sheehan, Monte Barrow, Florida Fitz.
gerald, Mrs. W. V. Lydon.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-28
PROSPECTS BIG DAY.

Great Celebration When Soldiers Monument Is Dedicated Next Summer
 Prospect will have a big time next summer when monument in memory of deceased veterans will be erected in the center of the town. The State, as will be recalled, after a stubborn fight appropriated $1,O00 at the last session of the General Assembly, and 1t is ex- pected that this amount will be in- creased several thousand dollars, by private subscription, and an appro- priation from the town treasury
 Representative Layerne G. Clark, who represented Prospect at the last session, with the assistance of Senator Finton J. Phelan, was to a large extent responsible for the States assistance. MT Clark made himself very popular in the House, and also made many friends among the members of the Senate. AL though there was considerable opposi- tion to the appropriation for fear 1t would establish 8 precedent. MT. Clark was successful in getting the resolution through. Both he and Senator Phelan made lengthy speeches in favor of the bill.
 If possible the monument will be de- dieated next Memorial Day. Arrange ments are being made to secure num- ber of speakers, including Judge Cowell and Senator Phelan of this city.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-28
LIST OF PATENTS.

Issued from the U. s. Patent Office Tuesday, December 19, 1905, for the State of Connecticut, furnished us from the office of Seymour sS Earle, solicit- ors of patents, sos Chapel street, New Haven, Conn.,:
 J. R. Coe, Ansonia. Spinning-ring.
 F. L. Cross, Mystic, assignor to Cross Paper Feeder Co. Paper-feeding ma. chine e patents).
 D. Higham, Bridgeport, assignor tc Hoghamophone Co. Phonic apparatus
 T. c. Johnson, assignor to Winchester Repeating Arms Co.,, New Haven. Fire arm.
 B. W. Lewis, Plainville, assignor to Stanley Works, New Britain. Pintle- retainer for hinges.
 c. Madeira. Meriden, assignor of one half to J. H. Baldwin, southington Domestic boiler.
 I. E. Palmer. Middletown. Hull of vessels.
 W, B. McElney, Meriden. Extension bit.
 G. W. Phillips, Mianus. cofree-hop per.
 J. Sachs, assignor to Johns-Pratt Co., Hartford. Fuse-plug. . D. l.. Smith and J.. J. Buchanan, as- signors to Waterbury Buckle Co.,, Wat erbury. Garment-supporter clasp.
 F. E. Stanley, assignor to Scovill Mfg Co.,, Waterbury. Ornamental button.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-28

ter the employ of the Peoples bank. Miss Anna Carey will be the typewrit- ist.
 The Peoples Bank and Trust com pany is prepared to furnish depositors every facility consistent with conserv- ative banking. and solicits accounts of corporations, firms and individuals It is the purpose of the bank to pay in terest on deposits subject to check when the average balance and the character of the account warrant such payment. The bank is also prepared to execute trusts of every description and will have for sale the safest investment bonds and securities on the market
 The quarters of the new Peoples Bank and Trust company has already been visited and it's quarters inspected by many of our leading citizens, and is receiving many congratulations and well wishes. Many of the leading mer- chants and prominent men of this city have allied themselves with the new institution, and no doubt it will have a most successful career.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-28
GOING TO PORTO RICO.
Dr. ottman Granted Leave of Absence for an Important Mission.

Dr. ottman Granted Leave of Absence
 for an Important Mission.
 Rev. Dr. Ford c. ottman, pastor of the Presbyterian Church, has been granted leave of absence of two weeks by the session of the church, in response to an invitation from the Evangelistic committee of the denomi- nation, to accompany Rev. Dr. J. Will bur Chapman to Porto Rico, to assist in the evangelistic work which is to be conducted on the island under the aus pices of the committee. Rev. John Robertson of Glasgow is to have charge of, the Stamford Church durign the aib- sence of the pastor, and services will be held every day at 4 p. m, in the lee- ture room of the church. r h. '-&
 The mission to Porto Rico is regard ed as of much importance, and the se- lection of Dr. Ottnan to accompany the well-known evangelist is a proof of the esteem in which he is held throughout the church.-stamford Advocate +
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-28
soUTHBURY MANs sUCcEss,

George r. shelton, Yale n, formerly of Southbury, now of Butte, Mont, has been chosen one of the directors of the new Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway Company of Montana, which has just been incorporated with eapi- tai of s2,000,000. This Is the form the project takes for extending the Chi cago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Rail- road through Montana to the Pacific Coast which will add 1,600 miles to the present total mileage of about 1000 miles. Mir Shelton is one of the coun- sel of Senator William A. Clark in his great railroad and mining enterprises and has recently appeared before tho October term of the Supreme Court of the United States. in the case relating to public lands, of the United States against William A. Clark, being an appeal from the decree of the United States Circuit Court of Appeals for the Ninth District Court of the United States for the district of Montana.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-28
MUST BE MUZZIsED

The justice of southberry have or dered that all persons in the town own- ing dogs must have them safely muz- zled and keep them tied up from, now until, Feb, 1, 1906. This order was pas- sed on account of the mad dog scare which has been caused by the visit of @ mad dog in that section. In South bury the original dog bit three other canines who quickly joined his class. One man. Ezra Pierce, was slightly bitten. His wound is rapidly healing and no serious results are looked for. The order is one of the most severe ever passed in this town, as every resi- dent owns at least one dog, and several own between two and five and six.
 The originel hydrophobia victim and the three dogs he bit have been killed.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1905-12-28

A few evenings ago Mr. and Mrs Morris Fenmark celebratedtheir silver wedding anniversary at their home, 16O Front street.
 Albin Nelson, a driver of D. M. Welch & Sons big truck, is confined to his home, IT Clifton street, with com pound fracture of the collar bone. sus- tained Tuesday in driving out of the barn.
 The Christmas entertainment for the Sunday school of St. James church wifi be held this evening.