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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
SPECIAL VALUES IN LADIES'
 HOSIERY AND UNDERWEAR.

] SPECIAL VALUES IN LADIES' HOSIERY AND UNDERWEAR. Ladies' heavy black fleece lined Hose. value IF cents.
 Tonight and Monday 121a cents Ladies' 25c quality Black Cotton Hose regular made,
 Tonight and Monday D. cents soys' and Misses fine ribbed Hose. heavy weight. Tonight and Monday pair for 5Oc Boys heavy weight School Hose, wide rib, sizes 6 to To-
 Tonight and Monday 1215 cents Ladies fleece lined Vests. long and short sleeves, pants open and closed,
 Tonight and Monday p cents Ladies fleece lined Combination Suits. buttoned down the front.
 Tonight and Monday IS cents Children's fleece lined Vests and Pants, white and natural.i small sizes.
 Tonight and Monday r cents lnfanrs' wool ribbed Vests but toned down the front. all sizes.
 Tonight and Monday 25 cents
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
aRn FLnoR sPECIAIS

3so pafr Lace Curtains. regular
 s1.aS Special at SIPS 555 pair RufHp Net Curtains. regu-
 lar Sf45 Special st % cents GenuiDe old fashion Rag Carpet.
 regular En cents, Special 25e a yard fnlafd Ifnoleum. regular S125
 quality. Special at aJc yari Flfsur on Cloth. rpxular z5c quaI-
 ity, Special at I7c a yari
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
RIBBONS.

RIBBUNS. New Persian Ribbons iE pink. white and blue. special for
 Saturday and Monday l0c yard "A J-inch plaid Ribbon in all the new combinations. special for Saturday and Monday 39c q yard "A new Omhre. also G-mch plain Ribbon. all new shades.
 Saturday and Monday Pic yard All our 25c Plaid Ribbons
 Satu1iay and Monday 19c a yard Ianeta and Satin Ribbons in inch width, including black.
 saturday and Monday 12hc
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
6 sPECIALs TN SHnES.

Ladies' Wei Kid Patent Tip Lace or Button. hand Sewe4i Shoes.
 Special price g. iS Ladies Tici Kid. kid tip. common sense heel. Lace ShoeS,
 Sperial price S1.Sg Ladies patent colt. Biaeher cut. Cuban heel Shoes.
 Special price S1 .gS Ladies box calf. Blucher cut. double sole shoes. S19s Ladies blue and rpif fur trimmed Iulieftss. Special price 7g cents Misses' box calf. I0w heel. school Shoes. SpesiaI price SID
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
BURNS sl5,OOo FOR SPITE.
Thought Man Had Married Her to
 Get Her Wealth

Chicago. ILL. Nov 1S-aIrs Charlotte M. Weigltman, believing her hushand had married her for her money taId Judge brentano that she threw $l5,0OO ln cash and papers into the stove and watched them burn shortly after her marriage. She was fin court suIny eharies A. Weightman. her husband. bookkeeper. for separate malnten. ahce. A decree ordering the sIefendant to pay $2S a month was issued
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
HANDKERCHIEFS.

hANIkEKJ JHIEFN. Gents Silk Initial HandkercIliefS. large sieZ. regular .0 cents for
 Tonight and Monday 3ac each Ladies Silk HaMlkerehiefs. regu- lar 2J cents. for
 Tonight and Monday 19 cents
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18

5 SPECIAL VALUES IN READY TO
 WEAR GARMENTS. Ladies Coat. 30 inches long. made of mannish mixtures. several styles.
 Tonight and Monday S10.50 Tan Covert Coat tight fitting and Empire styles. s#
 Tonight and Monday S12.T5 Tailor-made Suits, long tight fit- ting coats, large sleeves with M cuffs. newest pleated skirts.
 Tonight and Monday $1S.50 Heavy White Cheviot Shirt Waists. tucked front and back. value $1.25.
 Tonight and Monday 75 cents Black Sateen Petticoats, several styles, value S1.3S.
 Tonight and Monday 9S cents
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
NECKMEAR-

NECkWEAR Lace and silk Chemisettes. speciaI
 Saturday and Monday 45 cents Windsor Ties. all colOFs. includ- ing black. for 12Is rpnts Fancy Silks and Lace Stocks. reg ular 29 cents. for
 Saturday and Monday 2l rents Liberty Squares in all colors. reg ular gS cents. for 6q cents
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18

4 SPECIALS IN BOYS AND MEMS
 FURNISHINGS. Boys and Mems Astrachan Gloves black and grey, regu- lar 25c values. ..f
 Tonight and Monday 19c Mems Black Cashmere Half Hose, grey heels and toes. Poe values.
 To-night and Monday 12!@c Mems all silk Neckties. dark and light effects. French or reyer- sible styles. 50c values. ss
 Tonight and Monday 25 cents Mems Fall and Winter Negligee Shirts in cheyiot. Madras and heavy Percale Cloths. sizes IA to IS, regular 90 cent values.
 Tonight and Monday 8 cents
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1905-11-18
CuFral Dry Goods Co Extra Specials For Tonight and Monday. READ EVERY ITEM CAREFULLY.
 z
10 SPECIALS FROM THE NOTION

! 10 SPECIALS FROM THE NOTION
 DEPARTMENT.s@ t Sample lot of Nail Brushes, regu-. uar 50 cent brushes, for
 Tonight and Monday l9 cents Hose Supporters with pad and belt, in all colors, for
 Tonight and Monday l9c par Large boxes of Borated Talcum Powder, for Tonight and Monday } cents box Pint bottle of Florida Water for ,ses
 Tonight and Monday Sc bottle New line of Wrist and Envelope Bags in brown and black, Wal rus and Morocco leather, -H F.
 49c. 9Se. S125 and $1.49 Lyons Tooth Powder for a Tonight and Monday 16c a box Shell Hair Pins. for ets Tonight and Monday Sc a dozen Colgates Antiseptic Tooth Pow der. for s..s. X
 Tonight and Monday He a box Full line of Eaton and Hurlburt Linen Writing Paper in white. grey and blue. for
 Tonight and Monday 25c box Pears Unscented Soap. for .aS' ..'
 Tonight and Monday Sc cake
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09
PERSONAL


Hon. Richard McLish Is a visitor
from Viola
W. A. farrell. South McAlcster
business man, is here
Garnett Johnson had business in
Gainesville yesterday.
Gus Bonner was in the city yester
day from Mannsville.
B. {. I.ogsdJn, mayor Of Marietta,
Is visitor to the city.
Mr.. and Mrs J. H. Griffin have re-
turned from visit to sulphur
VIM Byrd of jackson, Mo, is here
visiting with his brother, Ed Byrd.
Mrs. Robert Henry has returned
from months visit TO Greensboro,
Ky.
Charley smith was on the streets
yesterday after ten days siege of
fever.
. DR.. W. NJ Wells Of Corsicana is in
the city visiting his son-in-law, G. =.
stephens.
w. c. Dean of Paris, Texas, is a
guests at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
J. n. Dodsor.
Lee Robberson Of Robertson IS in
the city to remain here on business
for several days
Robt. Lowden of El Paso. Texas. Is
in the city the guest of his sister
Mrs. j. n. Dodson.
Mrs. Matte J. Chapman of Gaines
viile was i'm the city yesterday look
ing after her property interests here.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. G. Albright and
Mrs Martha Stovall departed yester-
day to visit with relatives at Purcell.
Misses Lula AMI Eula Finley and
brother. Oscar. are here from Fort
Worth visiting ths.r Gather 7. T..
Finley.
j. :. Buchanan professor Of his
tory in the Oklahoma University az
Norman. Is in the city in the interest
of the university.
Mrs. j. w. Orme and children ar
rived here today en- route home to
II aaldton from months visit to Mis-
souri,. They are pow at the home of
J. 8. McCharen.
Miss Lillian Suggs who has been in
the city for several days the guest
of relatives, returned to her home
at Berwyn yesterday. accompanied by
Miss Vera Olive, who will visit nj her
| home come time.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09
Swan for Their Lives.

Friday afternoon an accident which
might have ended seriously happened
to c. l.. Anderson and w. o. Duston
while they We're fishing at the Rod
and Gun lake. They were in boat
Mr. Duston was trawling for bass and
in changing positions with Mr., Ander-
son the boat dipped, causing 1t TO sink,
They swan for the shore Both had
on heavy rain coats and Mr.. Anderson
had on a pair of rubber boots and the
swimming was very hard, but as they
were only about fifty feet from the
bank they succeeded in reaching II
safely. Had they been in the middle
of the lake it is probable that they
could not have reached the shore as
they were hampered to a great extent
by their heavy clothing.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Word was received by u. r. ReXroat
that a party Of prospectors would ar
rive here today These are the same
gentlemen that Mr.. Rexrult met in
Kentucky on his recent trip, and
whom he reported would be here soon.
They will be shown over the town and
taken TO the country west of here
where they will inspect the land with
view to locating. They are all farm
ers and want to engage in farming
here and will probably locate.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09
VIII Not Accept.

Rev II. L. Walker pastor OF the
Cumberland Presbyterian church OF
Ardmlre will not accept the presi'
dsncy Of Indianola Synodical College
at Wgnnewood This position was
rendered him some time ago but ar
tor due consideration he is unwilling
u s. .er his relations as pastor at
Ardmore. He is very much interested
in the college and enjoys college work
and has found it hard to decide upon
his duty. He IL glad to announce the
decision
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

The residents of Ardmore are here
by notified that an expert wood finish
er is in town and prepared to repolish
pianos and all high grade cabinet
work and furniture. No bottle and
rag, but the factory process. This
is your opportunity. Leave orders AT
Lukes Music Store. Stay limited. .
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

julius Kahn and family have return
ed from a four days fishing trip to
Henry House creek. Mr.. Kahn says
that he has lots Of fish stories to tell.
but that they are not for publication.
He caught plenty of fish, he says, and
the scenery around the falls Is as
pretty as he ever saw
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

The Fidelity Loan and Trust com
pany have moved their Offices from
the Noble building to the Frensley
building on West Main street. They
also moved their safe which has been
in the First National bank building
to their present Offices.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09
Licensed to Wed.

Marriage license was granted yes
terday 10 the following parties:
G. n. Grant and Miss Ella Hin, Cor
nish.
Edo Brewster. Durwood, and Miss
Bonnie Steele, Provence.
w. j. l.. Smith. Lone Grove and
Miss Irene Williams, Reok.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

The examining trial in the case of
j. r. Gulley I'm the commissioners
court, charged with introducing whis-
ky, resulted in his release. He es-
tablished by competent witnesses that
the suit case in which the whisky
was found belonged to a man by the
name Cole, and that he was ignorant
of his contents.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Landrum Bros have a fresh line of
butter. eggs, chickens and all other
things that go to make a first-class
grocery house. They are at the cor
ner of C and Main street. 8
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09
GOOD THINGS TO EAT.

Plenty new tomatoes.
Plenty new corn.
Plenty country lard.
High gBde -four.
Maple syrup.
Country butter.
Chickens.
Eggs.
Melons on ice and
Everything else good TO eat at the
Cold Storage. PORTER STAPLES,
The Red-Headed Grocer.
Phone SO 9-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09
Notice 10 Contractors.

Sealed bids for the erection of a
two.story frame building in the town
of Durwood will be received up TO 4
D. IN. Saturday. July 10. Plans and
specifications may be seen at the shop
of j. II. Smith at Durwood. Address
all communications to A. M. Ramsey
secretary of building committee, Dur
wood, ! I. "a
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

All women's mems and children's
OXfordc and Slippers go at 20 per cent
discount at Hamilton e. Cos Shoe
Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Asa. son Of Conductor and Mrs. c.
l.. Hcth Is dangerously III with ty-
phoid fever at the family home on
West Broadway. Everything that pro
fassional skill and careful nursing can
do is being done for the young suf-
fprpr
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

The Ladies' Aid Society Of the First
Baptist church will meet at the church
Tuesdai afternoon at $3.50 o'clock.
MRS. A. C. BAGBY, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Mrs. Sara j. Pryor and Mrs. Conger
Of Oklahoma City are here as deputies
for the order OF Royal Neighbors, an
Auxiliary branch of THE Modern
Woodmen. They will meet with the
NJ. W. A. camp on Monday night.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Don't get Xcited. A real cleanup
sale begins Tuesday at the Ardmore
Dry Goods Cos
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Take your pick while pickings' good
at Habiton a. Cos big Slipper Salet
Spot Cash. Nothing charged.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

For Sundays dinner desert phone
Kahns aud have him send up some pf
,hat fin Crsam. 9-l
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Dr.. ]. G. Abernethy, dentist, will be
absent from his Office until July 90
I'll
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

There will D. something doing at
the ArJmure Dry Goods Cos. Tuesday.
BE there
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Who said watermelons?
Plenty on ice at
Cold Storage.
PORTER STAPLES.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

A Sale, Yes, real sale begins al
the Ardmore Dry Goods Cos. Tuesday
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09

Uvalde honey brick cream,
switzer and imperial cheese at J. A.
SkipwOrth's.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1905-07-09
OFF FOR 10 DAYS.
-

All our Wichert and Gardnor's 800
pairs Gibson Ties and oxford Tan Pat
ent Kid or plain toe
$3.50 grade for ................S 60
$500 grade for .................. $50
HAMILTON a CO.
Evening star., 1905-11-04
WANTED-APARTMENTs.

WANTED a sIx-RooM FURNISHED APART
ment for six months. Address r. +. g., Star Of
fee 1t
WANTED-ON FIRST OR SECOND FLOOR, AN
unfurnished housekeeping apartment of good
sized rooms and bath; light and airy. Address
q. W. W.. Star office. no4-3ts
Evening star., 1905-11-04
LEGAL NOTICES.

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF CO.
lumbia. holding Probate Court.-No. 1928. Ad-
ministration-This Is to give notice that the sub
scriber. who was by the Supreme Court of the
District OF Columbia granted letters Of admn.stra-
tion the estate of Nathaniel Il Thompson,
otherwise known Eldridge N. Thompson de-
ceased, has, with the approval Of the Supreme
Court Of the District Of Columbia. holding Pro
bate Court, appointed Menday the 10th day OF
November, 1906, at 10 o'clock a. m. as the time
and said court room as thu place. for making pay
ment and distribution from said estate under the
courts direction and control. when and where all
creditors aud persons entitled to dstrbutive shares
OF egaeles Or sesioae are no.ned to attend n
with their claims against the estate properly
youched. Given under my hand this I'd day OF No
Fember, 1905. THE WASHINGTON LOAN AND
TRUST CO., by ANDREW PARKER Treasurer
(Seal) By JOHN B. LARSER. Attorney Attest:
WA. g. Taylor Deputy Register Of wills for the
District of Columbia. Clerk OF the Probate Court.
no4-law3t
Evening star., 1905-11-04
STORAGE.

100 sRPAnAla STORAGE HoONs-HAULIN0,
packing and shippine. Scad - year eeods y
D0WtINo + CO.. IA = - ~. mi hsla 81.
Evening star., 1905-11-04
FOR RENT-HALLS.

HALLS FOR RENT-1719-21 PA. AVE. NV; I'd
and 9TH floors; "a BY 40 feet; rent moderate.
THEO. FRIBBUS, Room %, Bank bldg, cor.
18th and G NV. po4.8S
FOR RENT-CARROIL. INSTITUTE HALLS
10th and K SITS. n.y. The most complete and
thoroughly equipped halls in the city for socie-
ties banQuets. entertainments and receptions
Terms reasonable. Apply at hall. no2-tf
Evening star., 1905-11-04
WANTED-ROOMS.

WANTED REGISTER YOUR FLATS WITH
WASHINGTON RENTAL BUREAU, Metzerott
bldg; have applicants ready to take them noi2'
WANTED-IF YOU WANT HIGH CLASS TEN
ants go TO FIELDS RENTAL BUREAU, III
18th. Ten years established. Reliable. Great
demand nO4-7ts
WANTED-i OR 5 UNFURNISHED HOUSEKEEP
ing rooms; apartment residence in northwest
Address Box 1IJ. Star office. no4-2t*
WANTED-BY GENTLEMAN AND WIFE, OR
completely furnished rooms, with private bath
for Ink. Would prefer fiat in apartment house
convenient to pension office. Not over S22.50 per
month. Address Box 1870, Star office. no3-2t'
WANTED-REGISTER YOUR ROOMS WITH
WASHINGTON RENTAL BUREAU, Metzerott
building, to have them quickly filled. no3-6t'
Evening star., 1905-11-04

TREASURY DEPARTMENT.. OFFICE OF THE
ber Sd. 1e05.-SEALED PROPOSALS viii be
ceiyed at this office until O'Clock pm. the 18th
n3sting and placing the lighting nxturei for the
q. S. Bureau Of Engaving and Printing tKest out
hutJdfng) washington, ID. c., in accordance with
drawings and specification, copies Of which may
be obtained at this once at the dseretion Of the
supervising architect. JAMES KNOX TAYLOR,
Supervising Architect. no4-6t, ,so,exSu
Evening star., 1905-11-04
WANTED-HELP.
MALE.

wANTED-A GRADUATE OF AN AGRICiu-
tural college, not in the government service. WHO
can correct examination papers from students er
general agricultural subjects. Evening work
COLUMBIA CORRESPONDENCE CoII1EGH %
Pa. nof-Zt~
Evening star., 1905-11-04
WANTED-ROoMs AND BOARD.

WANTED-BY YOUNG LADY EMPLOYED ROOM
and board in clean well-kept house with refined
people: substantial breakfast and good dinners:
no lunches: price, $50 per month. Prefer new
thought" family. Address STENOGRAPHER, Star
ofice. uo4-3ts
WANTED-SOUTH AMERICAN YOUNG GENTLE.
man, with best references. wishes room and
board In only a private American family; state
fun particulars and terms In letter. Address
R. A L., Star Office. po4-2ts
WANTED-RoOM AND BOARD FOR COUPLE
and stxyear-old child; second story front; south
ern exposure; steam heat; northwest; give loca-
tion and terms Address c. R. L. Star Office
noA-2ts
Evening star., 1905-11-04
DOGS, CATS, ETC.

list RECEIVED BOSTON TERRIER JAPAN
ESQ puEs. white poodles. fox terrier, collies and
other breed ef doEe also Maltese and Ansora
NV. noz-U
i4TH ST HOSPTTAL FOR ANIMALS. 11f6 I1rd
ct. NV. phone N. 1908: ample facilities foR
treafinw sick animals: separate wards; warm
quartss. with exercise yards: dog cemetery.
Evening star., 1905-11-04

No advertisements run
free or bought with pre-
miuns.
What costs nothing is
generally worth nothing.
Evening star., 1905-11-04
WANTED-AGENTS.

WANTED - BEAUTIFUL HOLIDAY BOOKS;
finest set published; COZ commission TO sgents
send Immediately Soc. for express charges eno
get free complete sample books In handy car
ryfng case; secure choice Of territory; managers
and travellers wanted to establish agencies; sal
, ary $50 a month and expenses. THE BELL
PUBLISHING COMPANY. Philadelphia. Pa
oc1s-SaSv
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05
ro rs aoSrISusna
IMsEppEo IN STONE.

Live Frog Found by Kentucky quarry.
men-Isad Been There for Year..
A knotty problem was presented the
other day to scientists by Gordon VIII
liams and Stephen White. two stone
quarters in the southeastern part Of
Fayette county, KY. near the Ken
lucky river bluffs. The quarry in which
the men were at work was opened a
year ago, and has been industriousiy
worked by various persons all that
time. The character Of the stone is the
solid blue or Trenton limestone, as dis
tingaished from the gray of later for
nation. II Is thick and strong, many
of its lodges running uniformly from
four to six feet in thickness. Early one
morning a blast OF dynamite was put
In two feet deep into a six-foot ledge
aud exploded Then the work OF re-
moving the broken mess was begun.
Three feet from the upper surface OF
the stone, between two fragments OF
the broken stone, was found a fully de-
yeloped frog in the solid rock, having
only a cell the size of its body to mark
its abode of ages. The space was lit
tie more than half the size Of a goose
egg. but longitudinally, and in outline
resembled the body Of the frog. The
little animal when released from his
prison life seemed in no wise discon-
certed. took his own time to make his
first hop, hesitated about the second,
and when he had reached about a rod
from the start stopped deliberately and
scratched his left ear with the toes
of his left hind foot. The question is,
how did he get there, how long has he
been there and upon what did he sub
sist during the ages OF his coniine.
ment-s solid stone at least two feet froir
the closest air hole?
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05
Ruined.

81 feel sorry for poor Biilson.
whats the matter with him."
"Oh, for a long time his wife talked
about his wages. and they managed
to live on it and save little. Not
long ago she made the acquaintance
of some new arrivals in town. and
from them learned to talk about her
husbands salary. Since then Billsop
has been unable to make both ends
meet. The ComUoner.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05
Her only Chance.

"Why does Mr.. Creeper come here
so often, Maud?"
HE comes to see me-.
what are his intentions?"
II don't know, ma"
"Well, doesn't he know that he IS
keeping other young men from paying
you attentions?"
Il don't think he does, ma"
well, you know, don't you?"
mo, ma haven't enough I'M
agination to think out fairy tale Ike
that. cleveland Plain Dealer,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05
Both.

LADY, kin you give me bite and a
few pennies to help me along in my
undertakin'?"
What is your undertaking, my good
mani"
I'm a explorer, and, like Columbus,
I'm goin' from door to door. raisin'
the fund to launch my bark"
well, | can give you both a bite
and a bark" said the kind lady, "Sic
efo Tige. ge."-Cineinnat Commercial
Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05

Thin letter carriers" remarked
Finnigin. SIS moighty irreglar in their
habits"
How so?" queried Mulcahy, who
usually played the goat.
'They do ahl their a-atin' betwane
mails" replied Finnigin.
And it was Mulcahy's time to buy
Baltimore American.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05
Great Scheme.

"rve written a novel that will be a
winnerl' exclaimed DeScr- lbler. 1T
can't help being at the head Of the
six biggest sellers.
Historical. problematical, sensa-
tional, realistic or rural?"
Nothing Of the kind"
"Well. what's its main feature?"
"It's printed backwards SO the wom-
en- can read it without turning the
leaves from left to right. The Com
moner.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05

Nov, my boy said the man to
the messenger boy; don't be an
hour going few blocks with this mes
sage"
But" replied the boy, feeling in
his pocket for his dime novel; @,iou
must remember, boss, dere's a speed
limit in this town." -Yonkers States
man.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05
A Gentle Hint.

Mr.. Meekly-Please call me a little
earlier than usual tomorrow morn
ing. I've got some work to do.
Mrs. Meekly-O! nonsense. why
can't you do it tonight before you
go to bed?
Mr.. Meekly-Impossiblel I never
could thread needle by gaslight; /
must sew a button on my vest.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05

You don't really believe there Is
any virtue in that medicine, do you?"
i know this much. One bottle OF
It, judiciously used, relieved me OF in
somnia."
Insomnia? Why. it's a cough med
icfne"
"Yes, but used the bottle to throw
at some cats that were disturbing my
sleep. Philadelphia Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1905-01-05
Belated Information.

"That man says he knows a great
deal about horse races.
YES" answered the medical man.
Like most people who interest them
selves in that pursuit, he is not much
on diagnosis, but accurate in post
mortem."