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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08

night was well attended and all en-
joyed fine time.
Miss Sherman of Morgan and Lulu
and Ray Munsel of Morton attended
the Otterson party.
Joe Sherman has seeded about 20
acres of wheat, and several others have
been dragging their land and expect to
begin soon.
Will .Mench is going to build house,
Charley Bluhm a house, Herman
Bluhm barn. and several others are
talking of building this summer.
If taken this month. keeps you well
all summer. 1t makes the little ones
eat, sleep and grow. A spring tonic
for the whole family. HOLSTERS Roc
ky Mountain Tea 35c. Tea or tablet.
Sold by all druggists.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
BankruDt's Petition for Discharge.

In the matter Of Conrad Haak, bank
rupt In bankruptcy.
To the Honorab William Lochren Judge
of the District Court of the United States
for the District of Minnesota.
Conrad Haak of Sanborn, in the
county of Redwood and State of Minnesota
in said district, respectfully represents
that on the 29th day of November, 1904
last past. he was duly adjudged a bankrupt
under the Acts Of congress relating
to bankruptcy that he has duly
surrendered all his property and
rights of property, and has fully Complied
with all the requirements of said acts and
of the orders of the court touching his
bankruptcy.
Wherefore. he prays that he may be de-
creed by the court to have a full dis
charge from all debts proyable against
his estate under said bankrupt acts,
except such debts as are excepted by law
from such discharge.
Dated February 27th, 1905
CONRAD HAAK
BanRruDt
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
FOR THE CHILDREN
How Many Gan You Guesst


z Why is the letter A the best remedy
for a deaf woman? Because it makes
her hear.
Why is bread like the sun? Because
when it rises it is light
Which was the largest island be.
fore Australia was discovered? Aus
tralia.
What trade should be recommended
to a short person? Grocer grow, sir.
When is money wet? When it is
due dew in the morning and missed
(mist) in the evening.
What is the difference between the
Prince of Wales, an orphan, bald
headed old man and the gorilla? The
first is an heir apparent, the second
has ne'er a parent, the third has no
hair apparent, and the fourth has a
hairy parent.
Why is watchdog bigger by night
than by day? Because he is let out at
night and taken in in the morning.
Under what condition might hand
kerchiefs be used in building wall?
If they became brick (be cambric).
If Rider Haggard had been Lew
Wallace, who would ''She" have been?
She would have Ben ur"
Which is the most dangerous season
Of the year to walk in the woods, and
why? In the spring. because the trees
shoot, the flowers have pistils and the
bulrush is Dull rushes) out
If the alphabet were invited out to
supper, which of the letters would get
there late? All those letters which
come after Il"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
Worms In Horses.

After starving the animal for twelve
hours give two ounces of turpentine
shaken up in a pint Of raw linseed oil;
repeat in ten days unless securing. In
feed night and morning mix one dram
of dried sulphate of iron and one-half
dram Of powdered sulphate Of copper
for one week, then skip ten days and
repeat. Avoid hay from low lying, wet
ground. Do not feed carrots or mash
es while giving the medicine. Have
teeth attended to.-Breeder's Gazette.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
PAXTON.

Mr.. Alex Dennistoun was in this
vicinity last Thursday.
Seeding is near at hand unless we
have another freeze up.
Miss Anna Plapp spent Saturday and
Sunday at the home of G. w. Lussen-
hop.
The attendance at the Sherman and
Paxton Literary society was not very
large.
A few of the Paxton young folks at
tended the dance in Morton, March Sd,
and fine time was reported
Messrs. G. w. and w. l.. Lussenhop
drove to Redwood Falls Saturday to
attend the annual creamery meeting.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
Prince Henry,s idea or Royalty.

NAAA&% kAGhNt w &MNh ~ A&OS AAA%s
The French professor Of Prince Hen
~ of Prussia one day read to him
the following exercise for translation:
Sovereign ladies have not merely an
air Of majesty. but gracious deport-
ment peculiar to them" The prince
laid down his pen and raised his hand.
Have you any remark to maker ask
ed the teacher. "Only this: Do you or
do you not wish to teach. me to be
truthful Certainly. wish to teach
you truthfulness.'' Let me tell you,
then, that l have known sovereign la
dies all my life and never noticed in
them any majesty or peculiar grace of
department Quite the contrary Ought
we not, therefore, to omit the phrase
you have just read?' The professor
said that he respected the scruples Of
his pupil. He could not, however, cor
rect an exercise book which had been
carefully inspected before being set
down on the list for study Besides,
the taste of boy of twelve differed
from that of an adult. He might here
after see majesty and grace where he
now sees none. Henry took up his
pen and wrote out the phrase in
French. He then uttered a groan and
observed, Its an awful shame to foist
such books upon US. London Truth.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
ORDER AND NOTICE THEREoN.

ORDER AND NOT1CE THEREON.
United States District Court. District of
Minnesota. SIS. Second Division,
On this 4th day of March, A. D. 1906, on
reading the foregoing petition, 1t is ordered
by the court. that hearing be had upon the
same on the 18th day of April, A ID.
1905, before said court at Minneapolis in said
district. at two O'Clock in the afternoon: and
that notice thereof be published in THE RED
WOOD GAZETTE, newspaper printed in said
district, and that all known creditors and
other persons in interest may appear at
said time and place, and show cause. If any
they have, why the prayer Of the said petit
toner should not be granted
And 1t is further ordered by this court thai
the clerk shall send by mail 10 all known
creditors copies Of said petition and tdEss
residence as stated
Witness the Honorable William Locnren,,
Judge of the said court, and the se2lthereof.
at Mankato, in said district. 1 the 4fh day
of March, A. D. 1905
CHARLES L. SPENCER, Clerk.
BY A. O. EBERHART, Deputy Clerk
10. S. DISTRICT COURT SEAL SILT
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
A Destructive Fire.

To draw the fire out of burns, or heal a
cut without leaving a scar, use DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. A specific for piles. Get
the genuine. J. L. Tucker, editor of the
Harmonizer. Centre. Ala, writes: II have
used DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve in my fam
lily for piles, cuts and burns. It is the best
salve on the market. Every family should
keepit on hand" Sold at Hitchcocks drug
store
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
For Sale Chean.

Cedar Cliff farm. in section 25, town
of Delhi, joining city of Redwood
Falls, 240 acres, 100 acres under Guilt
walton, so acres pasture and timber,
the balance meadow. Good house,
barn and granary. Inquire Of J. B.
Robinson & Co., Redwood Falls,
Mimi, or Mary L. Southworth, Wa
basha, Mimi. 30-3t.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
Settlers Rates to Minnesota and
Dakota.

The NJ. d st. T.. will place on sale
each Tuesday during March and April
very low rates for benefit of settlers to
points in Minnesota, North and South
Dakota. etc. Thru trains daily to St.
Paul, making direct connections in
Union depot with northern lines; no
change of cars en- route.
Don't fail to consult Minneapolis &
st. Louis agents before buying your
ticket, or address A. B. Cults, g. P. &
T. A., Minneapolis. Mimi. 27-10t,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
SHERMAN.

A number from here attended the
play and concert at Morgan Tuesday
night.
Joe Schluck has sold his farm to
Gottlieb Moody, the consideration be-
ing "a, 1000.
The party at Orm. Otterson's Friday
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
A Guaranteed Cure For plies.

Itching, blind. bleeding OF protrnding piles
fails to cure any case. no matter of how hong
standing. in 8 to IA days. First application
gives ease and rest. SOC. If your druggist
hasn't got II send SOC In stamps and IL will
ne forwarded postpaid by Paris Medicine
Co.. ST. Louis. Mo. 10-26t
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
ovERrLbw LOCALS.


Something doing in wall paper at
the Redwood Falls Furniture & Un-
dertaking Go. g. store.
Tomorrow at 2:3O, annual election
of Kings Daughters, at Miss Ever
ett's.
Arthur Athey was in the city on
Monday, his mother accompanying
him home to Vesta.
Call on the Redwood Falls Furniture
Co. for wall paper at the lowest price
ever sold in Redwood county.
The suite Of ROOMS over THE GA
ZETTE Office was vacated last week,
and is for rent. Apply at this Office.
Mrs. R. E. Fuller represented the
local w. r. C.s at their state con-
vention in st. Paul yesterday.
Good draft and driving horses for
sale by Farrell & Keefe of North Red
wood. 28-tf
Rev. John Orchard, the Sunday
school man, will be the attraction at
the Sunnyside mems meeting next
Sunday afternoon.
Cashier Maurer of the Gaylord
state bank was in town few hours
the early part of the week on his
way home from Mankato.
Friday evening next, commencing
at $50, the ladies of the Presbyteri-
an church will serve supper in the
dining room of the church.
U.G. Banks and daughter, Mrs
Mortimer, arrived home from Spring
Valley a few days ago, and will be
followed by Mrs. Banks at the end
of this week.
Marriage licenses were issued to
Henry Mueller and Lena Goetzeien-
sen of Vesta and Frank I. DeGroat
and Anna Cronk of this city during
Inc past TOUR Gays.
The district Sunday-school con-
vention next Monday is likely to at
tract a number of visitors and the
church people are planning to invite
them into their homes.
Messrs. Bebermeyer and Weldon
of Wabasso were over last Saturday
to meet with the farmers club and
boom the farmers institute at Wa
basso, beginning tomorrow.
Echo Enterprise: Miss Ruby
Curtis and one or two other fine
singers from Redwood will be pres
ent at the meeting at the M. E..
church Friday evening, and you
are assured of some fine singing.
Franklin business men are or
ganizing a company for the purpose
of constructing a new hotel in that
town. 1t is proposed to erect a
hotel that will cost about $40, 900
complete in every detail, according
to the Tribune.
w. H. Gold and sisters, Mrs. Wal
lace and Miss Gold, started for Big
stone Monday morning in response
to telegram announcing that their
brother Sid was in a critical condi-
ton. The latter was not helped by
his trip south early in the winter,
and came home recently to be with
his family.
The death of r. j. Mccormack, a
former resident near Wabasso, oc-
Cured at Elgin, ILL.,, on the 23d ult.
Mr.. Mccormack was a little less
than So years old, and when we last
saw him few years ago seemed the
picture Of health. He was a big
framed, warm hearted Christian
man, and will be sorely missed. He
is survived by the widow, six sons
and three daughters. He had hoped
to return to his homestead near Wa
basso this spring, but providence
ruled otherwise. Acute Bright's
disease is given as the cause Of
death.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
A Philadelphia BegEar'. Method.

One of the professional beggars
whose lay is along Broad street from
Chestnut to South has evolved a new
style of approach which is bringing
him in large returns. He studies the
feet of passersby, and when he sees
a man coming along in new shoes or
in shoes that have been recently
shined he takes stand directly in the
way of his intended victim and stares
hard at those same shoes. OF course
the pedestrian stops short and looks
down at his feet to see what is the
matter with them. Then the beggar re-
marks as if to himself, but in a tone
which you may wager the victim hears
well enough:
'My, | wisht had pair of shoes
as good as them ISL
Thus the beggar has accomplished
two things. He has forced the pedes-
TRAN to stop and pay attention, which
is half of the professional beggar's
game in every case, and he has secur-
ed fine introduction for touch"
There is usually nickel in 1t, at any
rate, and sometimes there is a pair of
shoes, which can be conveniently
pawned.-Philadelphia Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
Spring Hum0rs

Come to most people and cause many
troubles, -pimples, boils and other
eruptions, besides loss OF appetite,
that tired feeling, fits Of biliousness,
indigestion and headache.
The sooner one gets rid OF them the
better, and the way to get rid of them
and to build up the system that has
suffered from them I'm to take
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08

$50 acre farm near Lamberton in Red
wood Co. for sale at a bargain, on easy terms
inquire at once for particulars.
TIC JONES,
$50 Fuller ST., st. Paul, MINI.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
S Corner
Grocery
Masonic Block.

Our customers say that
our prices are a little. bet
ter than they have been
paying for first quality
goods at some other places.
We invite comparison, and
would be pleased to show
you any of our popular
leaders in
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
Dissolution.

TOY MUTUAL CONSENT THE PART
D nership of G. 6. Mckay and h. F. Buch-
ner Is dissolved, Mr.. Buechner to assume all
bills and collect all accounts of said frm.
G. 4. MCKAY,
HF BEUCHNER
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
A Matter
OfHeaMh

There is a quality in Royal
Baking Powder which makes
the food more digestible and
wholesome. This peculiarly
of Royal has been noted by
physicians, and they accord
lngly endorse and recon-
mend it.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1905-03-08
Hoods Cdrsdparilia
and Pills

Forming in combination the Spring
Medicine par exceAence, Of unequslled
strength i'm purifying the blood aa
shown by unequalled, radical and per-
manent cures Of
ecrofuia eals Rhcum
ecaid Head Bolis, plmpise
Al Kinds ~ Aumer Psoriasis
bleed Pelsonln@ RheumatIeEn
catarrh Dyspepsia. ITO
Accept NO substitute, but be sure to
get Hoods, and get Il today,
The progressive farmer and the cotton plant., 1905-07-11
THE MARKETS
BALTIMORE PROVISIONS.

BALTIMORE PROVISIONS.
BALTIMORE, Md, July 10, 1900.
Flour-winter patents go g o. 90
Spring gpatents..........'.''..o o.oo q sI I64 62
Mneas 'a;...r,;iht 'aS3rfharn ..,. 80 q 90
" neaS, ttorn Wbjta 60@61h
Oats No. SS00@s'o|2
Rye, No II a Is
PPtt' rSncy creamery ........,......21 (12lA
Ptter stors na ok al '............... IA a 10
Butter, sCSre paoA eO''''''.'. '''.......... II
EGGS Trrc iO4@10s4
Sugar, coarse granulatsd e''o'
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-06-06

ness or the weapons for an application OF
Togo tactics. But when the will TO do and
the power to perform are joined woe. be-
tide the unlucky wretch who essays to
scrape an acquaintance unbidden. For If
there is force In nature that may be
properly styled irresistible, It is the angry
woman. On the other hand, If there is
a more pitiful spectacle than the frightened
flight of timid woman from the leering
attentions of brute It remains to be i'm
agined.
No set rule can be laid down for guild
ance. The husbands. brothers and best
young men are qualified to deal with the
cases as they arise. There Is virtue In
court prosecutions, more virtue In pun
ishment by the hands OF the woman her
self, but most virtue of all In thraShing
by some able-bodied man to whom the
masher can be identified And q woman
can generally depend upon finding cham
pion wherever she may be IL men are near
when loafer tries to force his attentions
upon her. There Is no more contemplate
act and none more quickly punished when
observed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-06-06
Governor Douglas,

Inc case of Governor Douglas of Mas
sachusetts Is one which both politicians
and business men should consider 1t
conveys suggestions and instructions for
both.
Was 1t worth while for a rich merchant
without training for public office or ambi-
tion In that direction, to turn out of his
path for year of official honors? He had
no thought of election. His purpose was
only to finance a campaign. His party
needed an angel" he had consented to
play the role. To his surprise, no less
than to the surprise of the public, his
candidacy was successful The people. in
spirit of Impotence with the opposition.
put him where he had no serious desire to
be, and thus he confronted situation at
once strange and difficult.
To his credit, and as was to be expected
from man of his character and course
in the business walks of life, he turned to
his new duties with an earnest purpose to
master and discharge them to the general
advantage. With no knowledge of politics
he did not attempt to play politics, but saw
only the business end of things and dd
dressed himself to promoting them. This,
of course, soon embroiled him with the
managers of his party, who had only or
ganization ends in view. His aim was the
states good. Their contention was that
the states good was best to be forwarded
by Strengthening the machine.
Gov. Douglas desires to return to the
management of his large and profitable
business. The decision probably is wise.
At his time of life and with his training,
political leadership is not for him. A man
does not in our affairs turn so readily from
one thing to another and repeat in a new
field the success achieved in an old. We
speak of politics as game. and in a sense
it is game, and to be played well needs
to be studied. An amateur, with the best
character and intentions. may go all wrong,
and injure both his party and the public.
With his retirement from the field in
Massachusetts ends of course all7 talk OF
Gov. Douglas for the presidency. He never
took prominence in speculation, but the re-
suit last year encouraged for a time COM
pliments for a man who had won a local
fight against heavy odds and in crcum-
stances testifying to his great personal
worth.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-06-06
Day Dreaming.

Amt no use o sleepin' when the weather is
in tune
An the joys of all the seasons has been
melted into June.
When the butterflies Is drinkin' In the
fragrance of the flowers
An the river is a-singin' light an happy
through the hours.
When the breezes come an send long,
gentle pillows through the grass.
With the will flowers all a-noddin' an sa-
lutin as they pass.
It pears to me I've got bout all the rest
that 1 kin take.
There amt no use o. sleepin', cause I'm
dreamin. wide awake.
The world seems kind an lovin' toward the
creatures here below.
You're counted In fur all the good that ma
ture kin bestow.
The glories that the day brings forth unto
your wonderin' eye
Excels in splendor anything that wealth
Will ever buy.
The air is sweet an balmy, an the Ian
guorous perfume
Brings sweet forgetfulness OF all the bygone
winters gloom.
1t doesn't seem like life contained a sorrow
or mistake.
Amt no use O. sleepin', cause I'm dreamin'
wide awake.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-06-06
King Alfonso.

King Alfonso is having what In the case
of an humble Individual out on his nrst
journey is called the time OF his aae'
Everybody Is content, and everything u
spick and span for him to see. The worio
is fair, and all things are his. II there are
malicious people plotting against fnstitu-
lions and fancying that they can revolu-
tionize society with bombs their attempts
against him but make those who surround
him the more solicitous for his safety ana
happiness. He will. 1t is to be hoped,
complete his program. and return home
benefited in every way by his look around.
He is young, his country, freed from many
old embarrassments. is on the upgrade once
more, and from now on there should De
something of Importance doing in Spain.
All the older rulers wish him well, and he
has but to apply at home what elsewhere
has been tried and pronounced good 10
make a name for himself in this day OF
earnest activity.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-06-06
Proper Punishment for Washers.

The war excitement has died down some
what with the complete veritication of
Japan's sweeping victory at sea; Nan Pat
terson has ceased to arouse interest: the
Equitable row has palled: Wall street is
quiet and there are no specially fragrant
municipal scandals in evidence. New York
Is consequently bereft of its usual sensa
ton. There is, in the Bowery phrase.
nothin DOM" So the town has turned to
sociology for diversion. and is now seri-
ously debating the question, What should
a woman do who Is annoyed by the atten-
tions of 'masher'? There are two schools
of thought on this line One side insists
that the woman should punch her unwel-
come admirer in the eye, jab him with
hat pin or otherwise put a sharp check
upon his enterprise. The other side insists
that this is unwomanly and that the victim
of DOORS attentions should evade him
quietly and seek protection from some
stout man. II she cannot flee the scene of
her troubles.
1t would seem to be all a matter of
temperament, coupled with qualifications.
There are women who are capable of de-
Tending themselves, and yet shrink from
publicity. while there are others with the
spirit to engage In defensive fracas. but
lacking in the strength or the fistic clever
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1905-06-06
Delcasse Resigns.

It is to be aeplored that NJ Delcasse has
finally decided to resign his portfolio as
French minister for foreign affairs When
he undertook to do SO few weeks ago the
chorus of regret that arose from every
European capital attested to the esteem in
which he was held His persistence In re-
signing. after withdrawing his resignation
so recently, suggests that the French min
istry is at odds over important matters of
administration, or possibly of foreign re-
lations. Just what connection there is be-
tween Delcasses resignation and the peace
negotiations is for events to disclose But
whether there is any connection between
the two matter or not, the fact remains that
France can i'll afford to lose his services al
present, with the most delicate and i'm
portant questions coming up for adjust
ment. Whether the powers succeed in per-
suading Russia to open negotiations with
Japan at present, or fail in their tentative
maneuvers, the French relations with Rus
STA. are SO close that the man who holds the
foreign affairs portfolio at Paris will in
evitably be called upon in the near future
for some mas terly work. With M Delcasse
at the head of the foreign office in France
the world was assured of the best Judgment
in all things, The full story of his retire
ment and the reasons for it will be
awaited with the keenest interest