Arizona republican., 1905-04-30
Little James

(A Melange of Venezuelan Affairs, Peace Negotiations. Presidential Com munications. Reformatory Citizens. Bears, Democrats and Bob Cats.)
 Tn other day Mister Lobe. tn Pri- wit Secrety of President Rooseyfelt he got a Tellygraft. It was marked 'Persnel to tn President" Mister Lobe he sez: II gess better not open it. Praps its Important: mebb them Fur Eastern fellers is tired of dtiE an wants tn President to Arbytrate or less mebbe it's something about Venzooly- Anyway it's pretty Hot an HevVy. I'll take it rite out to tn Camp an give it to tn President"
 Mister Lobe got a Currier to show him tn way to tn camp. He had tn Tellygraft sewed up in his Cloes SOS 'at he cuddent lose it an sos at if Enmies cot him an thrOwed him down they cuddent find it. When ne got to th' Camp he handed it to tn President an ast: Does it Rekwire a anserT" Tn President he tore it open an read it an sez Sorrowfle: ''Wilyum. I made a grate mistake a comin' to tn Wilze of Colorady to hunt fer Bares an foOlin' away my time in Oklahomy 2 chasin' around after Wolfs when they is so much more ats Strenwus a goin' on in other places. Here my Naca- shun is most over before I heers about tn Sport ats in Progrus in Feenix. ATizony. ] jist got t Tellygraft rum tn Feenix Citizens Reformatory Com mitty invitin' me to come down an git my Sheer of it.
 II wisht I'd knode about 1t a week ago. Here I been a wastin my Outin' a killin' of a Hole lot of Domesticated ! InOffensif Fares till I got enuff Pelts to pave Pennsylvany Avenoo fun one end to tn other an back agin. I got sos at Ia most as soon shoot at Mark as at 2 Bare. An as fer these ! here Robert Cats at ] heerd so much | about, they's entirely too common. : You can't go anywheres without ! Stumbhn' over some of 'em. They make me Tired starin' at me where ! ever I go tryin' to tempt me to waste ! my Ammynishun.
 But tn Sport ats goin on in Fee ] nix is a kind at don't Happen offen. l Tn Citizens Reformatory Committy ] sez at it's tn Open Seezen fer Cam bolers an at tn Committv an. tn ] Democrats is havin' Crate Excitement ! catching Republican suckers. They l sez 'at tn only thing at Bothers 'eTu | is at GuYner Kibby Keeps a gittin' ! between em' an tn Game. They want me to ast him to either git a Gun an line tn Persoot or stay off tn l Side Lines while tn Slotter perceeds."
 Tn Messidge to tn President has ! been a Hole lot of Trubhle 10 tn Troo ] Believers an tn Citizens Reformatory 1 Committy. Tn day after It Exploded you could see tn Members Of tn Com mitty Crollin' out of tn Debree here an there an Bunchin up together l Wun he sez to another sez he: Tt didn't work atall like we Thot it
 would. We put too Offal much ex- 1 plOsif into 1t an somebody touched it ] off too Prematoor. I wonder where's
 th' man at was Directly in tn Reer ! with tn Match. We was a little back of 1t an Off to wun Side an jist look | at us. The man behint tn gun mus. ] be in Offal Mangold condishun an l Onreckonizable by his lait F'rens an 1 Pohyticle AssOshiates. Les us don't ReckonniZe him no more When tn
 Indigent Populous gifts here an asts who's at tn Bottom of this here Kit
 tyclasum les pint our Fingers at him an say: He done it; it was Doctor Hues.'"
 Anuthern he sez: Say, if this thing had been Suxess wuddent 1t 'a' been
 grate. If all this here Devastas shun
 had been committed in frunt of tn Gun instid of Behint 1t tn Republican l party in FeeniX cudJent "a been Re- organized fer more'n Ten Yeers."
 LITTLE JAMES.