Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1905-09-16

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Mr.. Rockefeller is learning what the
colleges think of the man behind the
bundle
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There Is gas scandal over at Ma
Mia. Evidently American ideas are
being taken up by our island wards.
a picture of Emperor William ana
his five SONS going to church could
do duty any time as snap shot of a
military parade.
When the wife Is too fond of dry
goods and the husband of wet goods.
the financial finish of that family is
not hard to forecast.
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DR.. Washington GLADDEN. has recent.
~ been discussing new sins" Has
somebody been revising sin in order to
have II more up-tO-date!
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every bride. but he doesn't count for
any more than father at Il mothers
congress.
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DOwic has been preaching to his fol-
lowers on Graft" What bowie says
on that subject is worth hearing. He's
an authority.
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Frccklcd girls are said to he the
most amiable. Not if they are rcd
headed.
Between the money man needs and
| the money man wants there is n
wide cxpansc of open country.
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1t is charged against the 1I.ycar 10.
| Gust that IL sometimes gets its dates
mixed and comes out ahead of time.
| The Queen of ROumania rises at 4
o'clock every morning. but not. ",
must add In sorrow, to get the king,
breakfast.
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A Topeka bank has failed. with de
posits of S1,5OO.OOO. The man who i,
responsible may as well get ready t,
do bookkeeping for five or six years.
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| Would that twO-heartcd man, wht
offers his remains for sale rs an ana
tomlcal freak. be guilty of bignmy 1
he gave II heart each to two women?
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The question rs to why the college
are comforting so many degrees ol
prominent men Is easily answered.
advcrtiscs the colleges and costs moth
ing.
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Sarah Bcrnharlt says meas attn
Is ridiculous. Someone must have toll,
Sarah how she looked In IT,
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Lots of time" to get across rail
road track ahead of the train not IN
frequently turns out to bc eternity.
| As IN the case with the other d.,
nominations the new so bill will u
about as hard to acquire ms to initial,
Plush ear seats have been baniShc
from Kentucky, owning to their dat
gcrOusncss. The gun Is still rcgartc
as harmless there.
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4 Connecticut man who set trap l.
catch deer and caught his mothcr.iI
law Is trying awfully hard to show hi
disappointment.
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1t has about reached the point wher
some college will have to face the mu
SIC and show its appreciation by con
fcrrlng Il degree on John ID. Rocke
Teller.
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That lachrymOsc saurian. the croco
die. would be moved TO envy at tn,
spectacle of our German ana Britlsl
friends deplorlng the Chinese boycott
on American goods. Anybody but ;
crocodile will be likely to laugh, how
ever.
\ good many people, when they &c
to the next world viii find u shor
check on their neck and Il set of har
ness on them while they will he hitch
cd out In the sun, with flies bltln!
them everywhere AMI their horses vii
look at them through screened win
dows ami laugh.
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II the late Paul Jones had beer
lucky enough TO lose an arm or Il IL;
IN glorious combat, MS other grea
commanders have done, the identified
ton of his remains would have BEEF
comparatively easy.
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Somebody is calling attention To In
fact that the combined salaries of foul
teen prominent university president
do not equal the salary of life insul
ance president. If the university pre-
idents are the men TO blame for til
college boys clothes they don't desery
any more pay.
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Great Is the helpful hen! Accordin
. TO the last government census. tn
American hen produces annually 1881
1921 in products. Last year sli