Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1905-05-04
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Day Boiled Down to
Focus foI Busy
Readers.
A story is going the rounds to the

A story is going the rounds to the
eject that man tried to com mlt
suicide because his friend has lost
$500. l. appears that the Trend ,'oao
tha Uae to stay INN self, If he conSIder-
Ell that life held nothing more worth
$500. But OF course, If the other tel-
low wanted 10 slash his pipes with a
razor, and really felt bad about the
Ii alter, lie should not be cenoui ed.
1t Is pre-emInently d mans own af-
fair v hen he lakes his ltie.
A reu-headtd glee club is being
Uf touring the country. The young
women c, imposing the cInb style
themselves Titan Elonds. The real
purpose et the organization Is to
prove TO the nation that all red
headed women are not ugly aud that
oOne of lilem can sIus. -Ine auburn
halIed glte club should prove lLn-
meuoeiy popular and Wlti advertise
itself, regard ,eso OF the fact that the
blood of old Ireland viii predomI-
nate.
The world is moving right along.
Que does not nave his aesthetic SEN
sibilitieS shocked Dy stirg the word
''GenIs" half So often TO-DAY as ne
did Yesterday This most unpard-
enable otfbnoe against the English
language is being Committed less
frequently, now that the populace is
beginning To recognize its euornIty.
May the blissfuI day be near al hand
when "Gents" Will take its depart
ure forever and no longer vex the
eye with lis Vugarlty or begulie he
e.r with its suggestion OF the Bow
cry and girls VINO chew gum.
You will observe that the Solom-
onesq que individuals who are always
telling the world how to Wag are
sometimes them selves discouraglng
ex tnp!es and can not manage lhelr
own small affairs. TIE men who
tell YOU how to get rich probably
draws a salary of $25 week and Will
never make over $4,000 year. Sim
ilarly, the experts on happiness are
not always themselVesem
of bliss. The best course to follow
in a matter Of this kind is to stay
away from Don't Worry" clubs and
be happy according to your own way
of thinking.
A Chicago man who is named
Scheuck, and is probably of Ge'm man
stock, has abandoned his wife be-
cause she insisted on keeping up the
honeymoon to such an extent that 1t
interft red with his business. In a
few words, he was ''lOved to death"
and in order to escape the deluge OF
aft ction he left his happy home.
One f the complaints made by the
unfortunate man is that frequently
his wife called him Up over the tele
phone a short time after he haC
reached his Office and when he Wen
lack in hot haste to find out VIVA
was the IN alter she asked, NV h1
didn't 90 tlss oo's honey bunch Gil
morning?' 1t looks like II, uck il
entitled 10 something, but the judg
who has this case under 'adVisement
needs all the 'thoss'' sense in hI
anatomy.
John w. Gates is receiving scan
syml athy in his failure to con ner III
wheat market. Instead there is
note of rejoicing heard everywhere
The people are easily aroused Whe
they hear that ''the staff of life'' !
menaced by speculators and whe
the gIadIators of finance are WOrste
in spectacular battle in that are n
which is the pit.the popuiace turL
it's thumbs down. Still, John "
CAFES Is not believed to trouble hin
self great deal over what the pet
pie think OF him, and his heav
los es in this wheat campaign Wi
uOG hCCp 1AuA OAG Va AAAoNhtOA III -
future. He Is not the man to ''hollt
calf rope"
Calvin Baird, an old negro, VIII
several weeks ago, ATTEMPTED to COZ
nit suicide by hanging himself to
tree, but who was discovered in TIN
to save his life, was tried in the 5
perior Court at AshevilIe on Mond;
upon the charge of attempting Sc
destruction, convicted aud sentenc
by Judg Neal to two years on t
chain gang. One Sunday night Sc
eral weeks ago Baird left his hor
and securing piece Ofrope proceed
to hang himself. He was discover
the following morning in an unco
scious condition, cut down and inet
cal aid given him. Baird was lat
taken to Asheville and placed
Ill, where he has since remained.
English SPAWN Liniment remoy
all Hard, Soft or Ualloused Lum
and Blemishes from horses, Bio
Cnovina- OurbS. Splints, SW0ent