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The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06

Rdsuam odIlApssd 1t the AnnsunOsu
ofths jury BOT Agssisg.


New York. May 4.-HsvIng failed 10
reach . verdict and declaring they we're
hopsisssly disagreed. the jury in the
Man Patterson eass was formally dis
charged e $50 O'Clock this morning.
Az 1850 O'Clock this morning the jury
was called into the court room BY Re-
eoFdsF 0ofl. when the twelve men
we're 10 their places and the court on
eIAIs had AIl arrived the recorder asked
Khy the defsadantha not been brought
into court A deputy Sheriff replied
that she hsd been feeling III and had re-
tired. but Was then being dressed. At
tsEa walt ef twelve minutes Miss Pat
tsFsOn nppsarSd. lssking pnis and IA .
highly nervous state.
.'GentIemen. have you been able 70
reach IN agreement" asked the rseor-
der Of the jury.
sNo, SIR" replied the foreman.
''Es there any question Of Law or Of
evidence in which / can instruct you9
Is there any way In which the court can
help you2s
The foreman looked for an instant ct
bis fslIow-msmbers OF the 5ary, then
turned 70 the recorder and said: "No,
sir, don't believe you can help us"
"Then you viii retire TO feeonsIder
the matteF.E
The jury aled out sud the court room
was cleared. Recorded Cor remained
1in his chamber ready 10 receive the YER
diet II rendered or 70 further instruct
the jury.
Miss Patterson collapsed on the jury's
announcement and tainted dead away.
She was assisted from the court BY one
Of her counsel and revived IL IN ante
room.
On the second return Of the Jury Rs-
eoFdar Coz made . personal appeal 70
the foreman 70 eBdeAvoF again % reach
3 verdict. The foreman entered ths
jury boz and poIIsd the jurors IL open
court. butthey were not able 70 agree.
The recorder then asked them again q
there vas not some p0intin iawor scme-
thing 10 could do By whieh lhsy nigh
hs ahls 70 reach ; veFdIea. but he iur.
ars rsmaIued steadfast sad Gnpllg Do.
slarsa thsiF xeralet alsagEssHent.
Future procedure II shs eass e m.
csrtAia. Il has beer tntimsted BY tn
district attorneys ONCE that the peopl'
probably would not attempt anothe
trial. Should this be the ease Hiss Pat
tsFSon would be released eltheron no
nInal bail or under her own recOguiz
ancs apd The indictment eventually b
auashed.
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06
BOILER ERI0IS HIls one MI


shay saeine No. 4hlsu up lass satuF-
day night. April 20. atEsfe killing Lee
McNatt and badly wounded two Msxi-
cans. The aeeident occurred Il Russia
logging camp en the Alahsgordo Gssra-
mento Mountain read. sene fourteen
miles east OF here 10 3D. msnntains.
Frank Sturdeyant IVES snkinesF On the
shay and had juat stoppe1 Tor snppsr ~
the camp boarding heass md va away
from his sngine only slgttnlnutes when
the blow-up kappsnsa The lhlIsF sas
lifted up high % the air spd ten aasse
$50 feet away end smashed into she bed
room adjoining tie dining room where
8 number wefess suppelf The enelas
L : complete Nrsck. THEY'VE hlesIcans
were In . ilstcsr nesfby when the ex-
pIcsion occurred and the csF vas iifls1
up and ths fall vas etal injured lhe
men. MeNatt wac maeklnlst helper
and was there 70 look plisk some work
about the englne when Ne explosion
happened. His remains vii be buried
st MayhIIl whers reIeiixei live. The
injured men were bEoasft here and
placed In the company hosplAl.
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06
BlUTIEUL SlUIEERL WEDDING
AZ the Shsrr0d Joass MarriaEs the
Floral DsOorations wsre tis
Most Luxnriant Ever Sees IN ths
City.

NNNAM4 n9@4ANes~-A VIZ -
Most Luxnriant Eyer Sees IN TIE
City.
n Paso Sunday Timsss
The prettlest wedding Of the year was
Witnessed at the First Presbyterian
church Wednesday evening st , O'Clock
with Miss Eta Jones and Benjamin
sherrOd as the contracting parties A
stranger in the city stepping Into the
church at that hour could have easily
have imagined Ri Paso the homes Of dow
eFs. II was q beautiful southern we'd
ding, and the floral decorations we're
the most luxuriant ever seen in this city.
The seats we're 90 arranged as tO.make
one broad aisle in the center Of the
church. The back Of the church, In
Guiding the altar was ysEitable canopy
Of green foliage and white flowers.
Near the altar was q separate arch Of
green studded with brides roses and
Easter lilies. and under this the we'd
ding ceremony took place. with Rev. b.
w. Moore officiating. A large stalk Of
Easter lilies stood ct the end Of each
bench abutting on the aisle, forming 40
aisle of IilIes through which the bridal
party marched from the front door 70
the altar. As apFelude TO the ceremony
Miss Haggart sang with exquisite en-
preston sWithin Your Heart and "Stllf
as the Night In response 10 the skill
full touch Of Mrs. w. b. Brown the or
gan breathed forth the joyful measures
ofthe wedding march from sLoheugrln,N
and the bridal party entered. Messrss
Frank and Otis Coles Of this city and
Messrs. Clark and Sullivan Of Alsmogof
do, the uahers, came first, and at the
sane time Rev. II, w. Moore. the groom
aud his best man, Mr.. ,Sherrod enteFed
q door 81 the rear Of thechurch. After
the ushers came the matr0n Of honor,
Mrs. A. p. Coles, looking beautiful In an
artistic creation Of sea green chiffon and
. white hat trimmed with white flowers.
She carried = bunch ol Easter lilies and
looked herself queen ofthe floral king
dom. Last came the bride leaning gfaes-
fully upon the arm Of Mrs. A. p. Coles.
She looked queenly In gown Of cream
liberty. satin. richly trimmed in real
duchess point lace. A pretty bridal veil
covered the graceful head, held there
with clusters Of orange blossoms, and
swept down over the gown. She carried
O bouquet OF brides roses. After the
ceremony the bridal party left the church
70 the strains Of Mendelss0hn's wedding
march. From the church the bridal
.,.we, anA fuvfkad Uuoata panalrad m fha
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06
Nhmtai Daath.

Kidney trouble often ends fatally but
By choosing the right medicine. &. HI:
Wolfe, OF Bear Grave, lows eheated
death. He says. two yaaFg 80 / had
Kidney Trouble, which cansed ne great
pain. suffering snd anxiety. bet took
Electric Hlkieras which effected i com
plets cure. i have also found them Of
great benefit In general debility and
nerve trouble, aud keep tham constant
u on hand. since, at Lind theY have no
equal All dFugglsts, guarantees tAaIh
afS0e.
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06

Az !I.z Nss . 4 Psse Wednesday
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06
llRILLI his | @IlIFEIVE


. Large Smelfsr There.
Last Monday she paFsY q Missouri
capitalists. headed b. ii g. Mullen.
were at JaFilla % perfect plans for the
erectloe Of the large custom smslter.
Among the vIsltors Monday were ex-
Governor Francis. Magos Wells, and
other ST. Joseph. No. eapllallts. Sc
are Insormed that within thirty Aays
work wlll eommence The puIIdlpg oI
an extansion of The rallsoaa b As % pat
allthe mines ii this eompaAy 10 touch
with the road ii one Of shSeras things
70 be done aad altogether thousands Of
dollars are 70 Be invested.
Mr.. a. J. King has done much IN
bringing about thls undertaking end
this gentleman has ever hsd lAith 10 tie
future AZ the JarilIa mines IND n0p thAt
something i ~ sight this aiming camp
will soon bscOms : aiming elty - well
Is mining center for thia ssstidn.
The smelter will do custom work and
We are told that ore anywhere from II
% 20 per cent can he shipped there and
worked with 3 preflt, and per cent ors
can Be used from the mines oi The Jar
lila groups.
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06

Wheh leading physicians said that w.
M. EmIthart. Of Pekln. L., had incur
able consumption, bis last hope vanish
ed; bnf DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. Coughs snd Colds, kept
him EFT of BIS grave. He says
-.Thls great specific completely cured
ne, and saved my life. Since then, /
have used Il for over 10 years, and con-
alder Il 8 marvellous thFoat and lung
cure.H Strictly seientIle cure fOI
Coughs, Sore Throats Or Colds; sure pre-.
ventlve of Pneumonia. Guaranteed, SOC
el.O0 bottles at I'll dFugglsss. Trial bot
10 free.
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06
TnE uNl0N MEETIN0s.

The Union Rsviysl Meetings are still
10 progress at the Baptist church. The
morning cottage meetings held IN var
ious parts of the city have been very
helpful % those who attended. There
has hssn good attendance ct theieven-
ing services and many hare come out on
God's side. The sermon BY Dr.. SmlIey
"Wednesday evening on ''Deserters,r
sas most forslbls putting d that ques-
sion. On Thursday evening aiter the
sermon On 'sWkAt mast lido % Be Lostg"
. which the emphatic answsr vas,
Nothing, only neglect, large number
went forward determined @ acespt
Christ This company Of beginners IN
cluded children. young men, young
women. ard these Of mature years.
There vii Be no public service On sat
urdsy. except choir practice on Easur-
day evening", There viii be three gen
sEal services o. Sunday. The several
sabbath schools viii meet 81 their own
churches s. The usual hour. AslIam
Dr EnIIey viii preach on ..What Is Sal
vstlon. e the Baptist church. AZ
> y III tie Park. tie snbjses viii Be.
..Klesl Lodge On Earth" At7:4s , q ai
the church. the subject i, '.FooIs
Ths musical programme L - follows;
ia. NJ.
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06

Chozas chplg Trusting y Jesus.
~ Hansaa TIne "a Eternity
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06
SIETI Il gNIlL AlT sod
90 Wirsa Prssidsnt y B. Andrews q
That Rad to the Hew HsxIcan.

New Mexican:
In Saturdays issue Of the Albuqner-
que Citizen IL wss stated that reliable
Information bad rsaehed Albuquerque
10 the sheet that the Santa ne Central
Railway he'd been sold e The Chicago
Rock island a Pseiae Interests md that
shereGore the building o. the AlbuqueF.
que Eastern vas assured The New
Mexican teIsgfapked . Delegate W. q.
Andrews. presldent n the road. whp
wss d RItlsbuFg:
Plsssbusg. Msy isl. 1905.
Kew 1EezicAn. santa r.:
Your tslegram received. No truth 81
she report oE the road being sole.
". Il. ANDREWS.
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06

Ofz.aome kinds-aEe conveyed hY d
zunisa 81 pipe Iihess bit tbo Til STAT
Eaksz Al ether oils ldtIenIlcaht q eon-
ssp6d ID bottles. Its Hua1't hIkhfning
oil. zad - nis,|on e 90 eaFe fouF
anfaIaA. cuts, barns. hrQIzaa, aehes An0
pains and 4 Gees =
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06

Wkllo billions attack Is doofdsnlr
unpleasant i ID quickly ever whan
Cha 1eE|alnk Sl1Aa1h nd Ifgcr Tab
lele ~ ussd. of'ssls bY W : Warren
The Alamogordo news. (Alamogordo, N.M.) 1899-1912, 1905-05-06
AsRxIco,s eFOuaTM OF JULY.s

Friday morhIng early FissEaMAss gSsesr
"a with areing 81 guns aad he sost.
sweet echoes Of Mexican music, Tho
occasion being Mar 81. O. MexlsoS
s.EouFth II July.
The following prograp sns given -
Park Friday night 81 Y. 0alinde's Band.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
SOMEWHERE.

Unansg sred ye the prayer y.ur lips
have pleaded
IN agony of hear rbese many
Does ialth beeH r fail Is hone d.
ciuiug
AND rhak ou ali Fl fain taosa fan
inc ears2
sag ao he Father has not heard
olr prayer;
You shall have your desire. sometime,
somewhere!
Unanswered yet--though when you
first presented
The one petition at he Father
throne
1t seemed you could not wait the time
of asking,
So anxious was your heart to have
it done?
If years have passed since then, do
not despair,
For God will answer you, sometime,
somewhere
gn 81 A f PIT ts4 nH &H
Unanswered YETI But you are not un-
Needed.
The promises Of God forever stand.
To him our days and years alike are
equal
Have fsith in Cod" 1t is your
Lords command.
Hold on 70 Jacobs angel and your
prayer
Shall bring blessing down, some
tims, somewhere.
Unanswered YETI Nay. do not say un-
answered.;
Perhaps you part is not yet Who'll
ly done. a N Il
The work. began when first yourspray
W. : or vas pttefedss
And God will finish what He has be.
gun.
Keep incense burning at the shrine Of
prayer.
And glory shall descend, sometime,
somewhere.
Unanswered yet? Faith cannot be
unanswered;
Her feet are firmly planted on the
Rock,
Amid TIE wildes. storms she stands
undaunted.
Nor quaila before the loudest tnun-
der-shock.
She i. knows Omnipotsnce has heard
her prayer,
And cries, 1t shall be done sometime
asomewherei
--Ophelia Browning Burroughs.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

duced, the president, who had an en-
gagement to address the Press club,
waiting to hear the Iowa senator.
Senator Delivers Speech.
Senator Dolliver said in part:
no American, south or north. re-
grets that the war TOR me union end
ed as il did-that We are not enc
m es. but friends, nor can | help be-
lieving that the words which he has
spoken here tonight have brought the
president of the United States near
er to our brethren beyond line.
once so real, now happily so imagln-
airy. which formerly divided and es.
tranged aur people. Thanks be unto
God we are one nation and even in
our partisan traditions We share in
the her tage of a common faith. in
the institutions founded by onr faith
ers. As Democrats we repeat the
words, equal rights to all, special
privileges TO none. AS Republicans we
answer. An unfettered start and a
fair chance in the race of life The
doc rine Is the same, nor is the day
as far off as some think when people
without regard TO divisions Of their
political opinions, shall treasure. in
thankful hearts, the blunt and fear
less platform of Theodore Roosevelt,
A square deal for every man. no
less. no more. The doctrine Is the
same; and if It Is nof'irue there Is no
foundation for institutions such as
ours But the doctrine Is forever
true, and by the memory of Abraham
Lincoln. tAe Republican party stands
pledged to make it good, and TO keep
1t good for all men and for all time
10 come. $50
In the course of his speech Senator
Dolliver made reference to the SEN
ates vote on Saturday last on Presi-
dent Rooseveltt's treaty. proposition.
which brought the diners 10 their feet
with laughter and caused the presi-
dent to smile The senator said:
Abraham Lincoln had treaty OF
peace which was never sent 10 the
senate. II made him the ally Of the
Lord Of Hosts"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

= II
rhe speech of President Roosevelt
at New York lass night will be re-
g-rded as one OF the most notable de
II erances he has made. Tie PRESS
degI devptedt 9ost ofthis time 10 the
nsgkns Gikstiohs raAd bis arsharks,
brohtaad y seaiamsht'u f patrIbtlt sym
batky and frlendship 'fdT the f6utk in
the solut.os I u nS aaRieaft problem
from is soaiSsSFh 'E1sSESeN Hf,sg''''
The president r4ccgaizes The 'pe-
cnlkgr, ftEupssRe@ss at the ssoilth,
whihhS maze ,tise sdgr4 quess,pHfSAera
sssnhiSse acute ilan il any aAkr Sec
fsEsdf his eydissy ana he saAs that
5he south d6saFSss the .aympathA' Of
Van cieaassishdeh! and generous fisn
IL hyrh9 il STyng, IL the'i;face
stati ssTcaSgs o. :iac1 ?
pi es 81. gg. s., g SO fhes
I've - 49,. 1ss;; -
e aaiaa .festtia rrofg 10 fo the
hAnbes - hacl ~ the tso sc isag.
" ne,ah has 6I,-Ao better sbia She
south As re blacs mana fact hhat
sias hssoIe pallpahle "a rfceri war
The entire spesch 10 "a nj ~
coaelidtlqn and fretsrnai frsndsh.p
sight n The neEro is slronglt as
I'D ar 'ttcaFTcs be "a ] taSl ! q
.iis.f3 ,a lie sFesiks $
pnthsd Cd such plane of ynlpagh.
or, the southern people that it Mn
i use ! only commentator :, fF6m
thern ss.f -
The south has always admitted the
r.eif. OF. the heg.o to labor. to eduea-
tionf and civil liberty. 1t has spent
h. lreds Of millions to teach h IN and
h children 1t has protected and
will continue to protect him In his
right to labor and the southern peo-
pie are always ready TO help him to-
xTrd a higher life. In this respect
the south has done better by the nc.
GO than the NORTH. for several north.
5 ates lave even denied hin tie
rssht to work.
rhe main problem n the south as
to the negro is bis rigAt 20 hold of
hee and help govern. The southern
paaplc deny that right. President
Roosevelt AMI most northerners as
cert IL. Here Is the difference o.
opinion But as TIE president ssyu
.3et us Rotserr IN the side Of yindic
tf,eness toward those who die
from Us al 70 tie method of attaining
the right, because. as he truly sayi
'the waite man who Is the nesroi
nesfsSt nsighhor 5 she one MAJ whl
naa help him more than al otbsi
w.ise men put kpgether.r
One Of the frues1 things Of hi
whole speech Is the presidents state
sAens lhat 4isziness and shif.lessnesI
sre eviis mere potent for harm 70 tn
black race than all scts Of opprea
In 81 ste waite Der Put togetner.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
Force of Dynamite.

Dynamite explodes so rapidly that
its force is exerted in the direction
from which the greatest pressure
comes. That is. If the dynamite be
placed on the ground. the explosive
force is down; if it be hung agains. a
wall its force attacks the wall; If Il be
hung under an object its fierce is up
ward
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
SENATOR BuRkETT ORATOR.

Kalamazoo, Mich..4 Feb. 1s.-%Sena.
tor-elect Elmer j Burkett of Nebras
ka, delivered the principal address at
the Lincoln birthday banquet tonight.
Other speakers were Congressman
Walter Smith OF Iowa, and w. w.
Wedemeer of Ann Arbor, Mich.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
AT NEW HAVEN.

New Haven, Conn, Feb. f5.--The
birthday of Abraham lincoln was
celebrated tonight by large gather
ing of Republicans. Congressman
Bede of Minnesota. was the guest OF
honor and the chief speaker.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

The above IL o correct statement Of
to- circulation Of the Cairo Blifiatip,
d ily and Sunday for the year 1904
and for the month of January, 1906.
CLrDk SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
subscribed and sworn to before me
IRIS thirsyrfrst day 81 January. 1905.
q. L. GILBERT.
Notary Public
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

AZ we understand Uncle joe
Cannon's Queensbury rules, anything
goes in the house, so you dom. start
Anything.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
New zeaIand,s Prn.nscts.

At present New Zealand Is distinctly
an agricultural and dairying Colony.
hui recent Investigations by engineers
as to the possibilities of deriving eiec-
trio power from rivers and waterfalls
indicate that it may become a great
Manufacturing center
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
CAPTAIN JAMES LEE IS DEAD.
Head OF River Steamboat Line Leaves
Ee ste CT S2,ooo zoo.

ar Es ,te CT 100000.
Memphis Feb i2-Capiain James
Lec. taai RI tie LIE lne of INSISTS.
pn 'ver steamboats,. a.e3 Dis
homc ia TIA city at 5:45 o'clock thts
morning after al .lDcsl Of about
tS7ee t-se',s p THO f4heral services
vili aAc place from l.a 1 uca FL
q tbFl a.&t4a & 7a;3 frnHNNuI IL.
eeruen. ail he Il Elna ood Gene
Besides being at the head Of the
esntoai line Capt Lee was identl-
aed with many business interests Of
the city. He was for yeara slperin.
;endent Of thu Boblen-Huse ice com
pany and vice-pres den: of th,e First
National bank.
Capt. Lee was born at Dover. Tenn.
near p. Donelson, in March. 1882. He
was educated at the University Of
Nashville and gradual ID from Prince.
ton To 1853 with high honors.
He was afterwards admitted to the
bar and formed the par nership OF
Valentine aud Lee ana la:eT was a
partner succesfively OF General Jas.
R Chain srs and Major II. {. Warri
ner
Capt Lee retired from his practice
Of law in 1877 and engaged in bust
ness on the river with his father
James Lee, ST. The boats Of the lie.
line nov ply from Vicksburg to Gin.
cinnati and 81. Louis The Lee es.
ta;e is conservatively estimated at
81. 00e. 600.
Captain Lees two sons. Captain
Robert +. Lee and Bayless Lee. con.
template the erection OF a $3.50, 00C
building as a memorial 10 their father
and the site of the building, at Main
and Madison streets. has already been
acquired.
The Lee estate now has in contem
plstion the expeudlture Of sppuxi
nstely ,l.o0O.O00 in new STEAMBOATS,
zDd grain elevators.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

It seems that Mr. Roosevelt is not
bigger than the United States senate
after all In some respec this is a
good thing. In others il is misfor.
tune. ~. -.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

The Unitei States senate has IL.
tie regard for the peoples demands,
but IL has very great regard for its
own freyed out privileges.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

Mr.. Hearst didn't write 1t, but he
islands by it, Mr., Hearst is not
much al ";Titei but he's HI as a
stand Dyer"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

: Now see here. Mr, Weather Man. If
you ARE waiting to be bribed, just
name your ngure.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

NctwI' hstanding the cold wave
Senator Mitchell doesn't feel comfort
/ BILE In the hot, water he finds himself
In,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

It seems that Cairo's present city
officials are pretty we'll satisfied with
their Ms
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
In passint.

81 Jones and his daughter Susannah
On cyclone rode through Ind
Amt IL breezy" said she:
Well, I guess" chuckled he.
They'd call this. back East. windt"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

Mr.. Sullivan Ct Massachusetts hits
like he nigh, be close KIN to John
u. -
~
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
Had Heard Enough e oxerdtatt.

Col. William Seveley OF Muskogee,
Indian Territory, was thoughtfully re-
garding himself In looking glass that
strangely enough was within his Wis
ion, when that vision was not OBJ
scured by a man in a white Jacket
I'm some manner" said Col. Seveley.
IL ovcrdrew my account at one of tho
banks in my fourishing town. Next
day happened into the bank. Mir.
Seveley.' said. the cashier, you have
an oyedraft.'
"'All right replied. Next day
happened in the bank again and was
reminded Of that oYerdraft, and the
same thing happened on the following
day.
"Thcn | stopped that species of
annoyance Now, look here said.
If you don't stop Fostering ne about
that overdraft I'll move It to another
hank.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
A Praetisloner.

Why do you style yourself Doc
tori" We ask Of the upholstcrer. who
has affixed that title 10 bis name on
lis simboard.
Why? Because treat invalid
chairs at times" he explains.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
Lazy.

Don't be so lazy. There's plen y
If roonsau the top and you're clever
enough 70 get there"
But" replied the lazy genius.
hink how clever il is Of me to find
place at the bottom where there
isn't so much room"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14
ThA Lamb

When stocks so mp he'll praise him
self
For judgment brave and Jus.
When they go down. he'll sadly frosu
And blame L on q trdst.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1905-02-14

. New York woman who was suf
FER from tuberculosis was cured
~ sleeping In the open air with the
thermometer below zero. However.
II your lungs are in reasonably good
shane. we would advise you to stay
IN the inside.