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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22
Best for ChiIdren-

Mothers be careful of the health NJ
Eour chlldren. Look out for Coughs
tEboads' Group and Whooping Cough. Stop
me mem IN time,One Minute Cough Cure Is
lne pest remedy. Harmless and Mica SAINT
contains no opiates. A. L. spafford
postmaster at Chester. Mich, saws: a0nr.
little pri was unconscious during a s,,d-
doses half an hour apart OF One Ninrts
,otgh Cure speedily cured her." Sold he
WEBSTER q co ~
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There IS No Use Fighting Nature

Dr. kehnedy's Favorite Remedy does
nothing of that kind. 1t acts tender
" and in sympathy with what Natrra
i Tying TO accomplish. Do You have
'rouo,e WIN your digestion. your liver
CT kidneys2 Does rheumatism pain and
,"ch you Is Your head thick and
ne''FH II VII charm away these oil-
h'rhts almost crc YOU are av,r.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

Drummond. daughter of Hon. Jacob
Drummond. = former mayor of Bangor
in 1861. Mrs. Ncallcy died in 1871. an
only daughter, Mary Drummond Neal
ley, ard two brothers, William F. Neal
ley of this city. and Henry Alison Neal
ley formerly Of Bath and now of BOs.
ton. and tWO sisters. Mrs. George II.
Hughes and Mrs. John Gregscn, both
of I.ath. SurNiVc
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

IL VIII pay you to investigate the
llneral contracts Of The Mutual Life.
10 millions to policy holders in 1904.
millions dividends 1905. F.. E. New
nert, special agent, Augusta, Maine.
Sept.22d1t.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

Ed H. Barnstead. Jr.. agent for me
Two Sisters Company which will aE-
pear at the Opera house. Friday, Sept.
90. is in the city looking after adver-
Using of the above attraction. 1t Is
eight years since Mr. Barnstead has
been here and he would be pleased to
meet cid friends
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22
LOCAL NOTICES.
Spiritualist Meetings.

A grand opening of the progressing
Spiritualist Societys meetings at G. A.
X. hall. Sunday. Sept. "a, at go and
$50 p. M. Mrs. Minnie NJ. Soule OF
Somerville, Mass, the Banner of Ligh.
medium will address both meetings
and will give Spirit messages after
each address. Tho public is cordially
invited. 10 cent collection taken at door.
scpt22d2t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22
Fourteen Indictments in York County

Biddcford, Me. Sept. 21.-Thc grand
jury III the York county supreme court
at Alfred reported IA indictments. to-
day. Thirteen Wfr" made public. There
were 10 liquor indictments.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22
New Advertisements Today.

Grape-Nuts.
Wanted-BCoks.
Manifestations.
Wanted-Table girl
Dr. Miles remedies.
Boston Sunday Globe.
For Sale-Jersey Stock.
Wanted-Adams Hause.
To Iet-Furnishcd room.
To LIFETIME rear office.
For Sale-Laundry stove.
Wanted-Handy Jobbers.
Misunderstanding Manager
Wanted-A frst-class tinsmlth.
For Sale-Pair of work harses:
Wantcd-Ladies to Demonstrate.
Wanted-Ar elderly trusty man.
Wanted-Man and wife on farm.
Wanted-Tcamsters and choppers.
Iyanted-Horses and Colts Wintered.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22
Daily kennsbss Journal
Friday, September q, 1905
Cards of thanks, obituary notices, res.

Cards Of thanks, obituary notices, rss.
olutions OF respect ETC., will be
charged at the rate Of ten cents Der
line. No charge less than seventy
five cents.
All advertising announcements Of en-.
tertainments, whose object Is the
raising Of money, will be charged at
the rate of fifteen cents a line.
Advertising notices, news form, will BE-
excluded from our local columns. ex-
cept such as refer to advertisers &C.
cupying space in our advertising
columns, and will be run under a
separate head on one Of the local
pages.
Subscribers who fail to receive the
Journal promptly will confer favor
by notifying the office Immediately.
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LOCAL MATTERS.
Journals Telephone Call, 1ss.

Workmen are shingling the residence
of Col L. NJ. Poor on Gannett street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

DIR. G. NJ. Twitchcll was in the city,
yesterday. on his way to the Central
Maine fair at Waterville. where he has
the celebrated Sanborn string Of
French coach horses on exhibition. this
week.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

Mrs. Olive Holway has a crew of
men al work, painting and otherwise
improving her residence. at 142 State
street.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

G.. w. Leadbettcr. messenger 10 the
Governor and Council, has hired the
house owned by Horace North. at No
GA Green street. and has moved in.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

Mrs NJ. L. Wheeler is confined 70 her
home. on Spring street, by an attack Of
bronchitis.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

amount OF dividends earned by Tn,
mutual Lhfe for policy-ho:ders exceed,
tnat OF any other company by more
'nan 20 millions. Z. e. Newbert spe-
cal agent. Augusta, Me. Senta1dt,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

orders for Festival tickets NAV he
leIt with Bertha F.. Holmes, S11 water
street.
sent Qdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

MISS Edlda Esterle Higgins will re-
sumo her classes in pianoforte playing.
October g. santSn,,es
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

Ben Venue Floral Parlors, 81 state
9, Bennett Block. opposite Court
mouse, up one flight. All kinds Of
moral work promptly attended to. Te;-
ephone 303-3. -
,i I1aaet
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Dressmaking. Mrs. Lottic NJ. Rock
wood. 16 Maple St. Sent .22d1wka
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mis-, MISS Chick, .Chiropodist, IS Green st. Y
S na,npOoins. Manicuring. Face an
S'''p Massage. Tel. 215-b. MSs. ed
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mrs g. H. Brickett, teacher of piano
q State street. sant1sa.t
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PITTSTON.
lITCHFIElD PLAINS.

Road Commissioner Geo. l.. Kicker be-
gan work on the State road, Tuesday aI-
tcrroon. at the sand hill near tn" Plains
meeting house" This piece of road being 4
direct route from Gardiner to Lewiston *
thought nv competent judges tn he tray
cl,d more than any other Ill town.
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RANDOLPH.
BEIGE ADE.

William Fl. Wellman died at his
home, here, Thursday, after plotract-
cd illness. He is survived by sister
Mrs. l.. NJ. Lockwood and three broth
trs o. r. Wellman, +. r. Wellman and
l.. L.>Well:nan of Augusta. The funer-
al will be held from his late home. at
10 o'clock Saturday morning.
There will he preaching at the Lin
coin Schoolhouse, in Belgrade, Sunday,
at lG A. NJ
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SOUTH WINDSOR.

The golden wedding anniversary Of
Miles and Ann f. Perkins Moody &C
CURED, Tuesday, Sept. -. Though I'll"
evening was not pleasant, 10 of tl"ir rciit-
lives and friends gathered at their pleas
ant home to assist in tn" celebration OF
their 10Th wedding day. All of the ar
rangemcnts were made by their children
Mrs Charles Welt of Clittondalc, Mass,
and 3. o. Mood5 Of South Windsor-and
came as a pleasant surprise To the pa
rents. The guests were entertained by
music Mrs. ii. u. Cooper sang solo,
and Miss Helena Pinkham sang two
songs in graceful way. Mrs: Wilcox
PLAYING the acComDanimcntS. The sing
imc at some of III" old-tmc songs by Il
quartet composed Of Mrs. CoombS. Mrs
Cooper. \. II. Ware and r. O. Moody,
with Mrs. rnlburn as orGanIst, were well
the chorus An original poem by
Airs s. 7. Eryant was well re-
ccivcd. also 4 rhyme by Miss NJ.
e. Eryant. Some beautiful presents
wrr" +, ccivcd by Mr. aud Mrs Moody.
Tor which they expressed much gratitude"
Dnn. II hanusom" chair Frank tolbirn
was delegated to present. which no dld IN
a happy WAY. Later delicious refresh
mcnts were served. and when II" tim" Of
separation came. many were the good
wishes extended for TIL" futur" w"lfar"
and happiness of this worthy couple,
Pelham T. Ford Of PcmaGuid. is a guest
AT Miles Muooy'a. Mr. Ford will return
home in i few days. accompanied by
Mrs Ford. who mas been in the place Soy
cr.Il weeks.
Mrs. NJ. J. DouncH and Miss Bryant at
tended the funeral of Mrs. hcnfy NhlSht
at East Pittston. Tuesday
Dana Merrill. i'll with typhoid fever. is
now considered somewhat better. MI
Jones'. 4 trained nurs" from Augusta si'ld
his symptoms were more favorable
LiTCHFIELD.
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy Cram and it'll
son, of Watcrvillr. have been visiting
Mr. Grams mother, Mrs \; X. Cram.
Hirdina Gumrr spent Sunday AT home
with her parents.
Mrs. \. II. Bartlett who has been Wis
thing in Bath and Brunswick, returned
homo, Monday.
Mrs. i. \. Adams. who has been visit
ing Der brothers in Bath aud Portland tor
the past week. returned home" Tuesday.
Mrs. Erwin Cram and daughter, Doris.
have been visiting IN Portland the past
week.
!. X. True IF Portland Is in tUwn fer u
few days.
q. \. True has gone to Portland to at
tend his reunion
MIR. and Mrs. Erwin Cram and daughter.
Doris. have gone to Wai'rvillc to VISIT
MIR Grams brother and attend the Fair
PITTSToN.
Rufus Heath returned from W"ons"rl
ct. Il. I. Saturday. after u short visit with
his son.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Heath returned tn
their home in IInllUwcll, Sunday tit'r-
noon. after passing Il week ut Mr.. Heath :
former home.
John &. French of Pllinvillc Mass. and
Fred Addition OF BuUdoinham. called on
relatives III this place. last week
Miss Rcna Heath is visiting friends and
relatives in Portland and vicinity.
Mrs. Walter Mansir has returned from,
u short visit with relatives IN Alma.
The ladies' Of the Woman Social clE'
will hold their first meeting at III" Near
in their club room. Wednesday afternoon
Sept - All members are requested t.
III present.
LITCHFIEID PLAINS.
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WE WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT

our new fall and winter line Is; beginning
to arrive; will 10 complete tho last oil
September. 1t consists Of men and boys
clothing. ladies' suits, coats, skirts,
waists. fms, rain coats, millinery ana
lrwclry. also chldrcn's coats. All the
latest New York styles and best material
at lowest prices. cash Or credit, as you
like. Please can and see us. Boston
Credit Co. 172lE Water St. Augusta. Me,
up one flight. Open evenings. sl3dlmo
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elijah" Frank w. Sanford. leader
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FOR SALE

THE ALLEN LAMBARD HOME
.tead in this city. Very large lot. nne oid
house. excellent stable. beautifui snaoe
trees. bafsaiA' 1uly3odtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22

A MOVER TOP BUGGY, GOOD AS
new. At Ferrar's Carriage Shop, Gage
St., Augusta, Maine. JulyiVoth
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1905-09-22
ONE LARGE NATL CASH REGIS

EIGHT FiRsT-cLAss COWS AND
two colts. . years old next spring. Must
he sold at once. ADDRESS Albert W. De
Nai'' MT 'N s21d8tS
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STATE NEWS.
kENNEBEC.
NORTH MONMOUTH.

Edward +. Raymond Of Tewkesbury.
Mass, died at. that place, Sept. Il,
aged So years. Mr.. Raymond was born
in Wayne, and lived there until few
years ago. His death was sudden as
he was taken i'll the 18th and died the
next day. Heart and kidney troubles
were the cause. His remains were
brought to Winthrop, Wednesday, and
then taken by Undertaken Hiram Sin
clair to the Baptist schoolhouse in
Wayne, where services were held. Rev.
+. T. Adams of Winthrop, officiating
Rev. MIR. Sturtcvant of Dyer Brook, an
old friend of Mr.. Raymond, offered
prayer. Mr.. Harrington, Mr.. Maxim,
Scott Frost and Willis Gordon were
bearers; and j. L. circuit, superintend-
anti Mr.. Raymond is survived by a
widow. He was brother of Elder
James r. Raymond Of West Winthrop.
His wifes sister and husband. George
W. Merrill, of Lowell Mass, came
with the widow and remains. He was
buried in Evergreen cemetery, Wayne.
A large number of friends and relatives
attended the services
RANDOLPH.
There will be no preaching at the
Methodist church, next Sunday, Sept.
"a on account of the absence of the
pastor. He expects to return mex.
week
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MUST BE SOLD AS | AM GOING TO

movr. household furniture containing
considerable many ANTIQUARIAN pieces
Miss S. A. Robertson IS Noyes Pl, last
Side Augusta. E-IutI
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PAIR OF FINE GRAY oELDlNes. {

ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE
ad in the Journals classified ad column.
15c. for one insertion: DC. for each addl-
tional insertion.
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STRAWBERRY PLANTS, so CENTS
per hundred at 81 Oak St. Augusta.
sept15dSt'
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HOUSEHOLD GOODS CONSiS iNS
of chamber sets and some odd pieces
Also coal. wood and Oil stoves. FOR SAFE,
Thursday. Friday and Saturday at ID
Gao street. iept21d3t~
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AT ONCE GOOD LOOKING COON

kittens, any color taken. will pay E0c.
each and take all you can bring in. Bring
or send in at once. G. i. Wakefield, ~!
Green ST., Augusta, Me. June20dtf
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

W dD VIZ
story ever told, but
after we discovered
our mistake about
the identity of the
man, we changed
our mind in a sec
ond.
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GrOMIeyoM.

Once there was giant who very big and strong,
would about the land and grunbe this song
= Growleyowley oweyowleyow:'
He would through the field when shadows
at night, g
Peer into the windows where he saw pleasant light
sing, h the trembling people with alright
/" Growleyowle yoweyowleyow!'' b s
All the people shvered when they heard him coming
his voice rumbling, and scaryke queer:
#53 . Growleyowleyo wleyowleyow!'
But there fairy who bold and handsome too
Went to the giant and What's the good you
Nothing said the giant This is all that
s Observation-Disclosures
SO the fairy caught him In trap he could break
Then the giant beloved till the ground began to shake:
" OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
But the fairy tied him when away he tried to Jerk
Saying: . Mr. Giant, you will have to work.
Mercy!' cried the giant Wont they let me
shrk2
Growleyowleyo wleyowleyow!'
Listen! Can't you hear him almost every place go?
At his work he grunbes in his accents deep and low:
Il g Growleyowley oweyowleyow!"
He has set working spite Of his disguised frown
In buildings that found in every
Hear him while he lifts the elevators and down:
I" OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
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the pest pOSitlOnS any man tCOulQ ue-
sire. It paid me $40 a week, and
did not have much to do. My employ
er was worth $4,00O,000, and he had a
beautiful daughter. One day she came
to the office, just to see how her papa
made his money, and I showed her
through the place. After that she
came about once every week, and ii
was always I who had to talk to her
Z and explain the workings Of her
fathers business OF course this at
tracted attention. and within six
months found myself without my
position, as had married her and
didn't have to work any more.
M PERCY FLADGE.
[Subnote.-This must be the idle
persifage we have read about.
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-. "Wil the cows bite me, little girl 2
Not unless you re a grass widow, mum
5-s :. (.
Familiar Character.
looking its
confidence innocent child
of
as
write
published after
are i.
chewing "A
.ts a
a
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01
Good Way to Lose a Job.

LNote.-The following communication evidently was
intended for Editor of Workers Maya
zine but since it accompanied by note begging that
be printed the Top O. the Mornin page give it
space here.] -
Dear Sir: have not worked lick In five years, all
because Of the way lost my job and my experience
may contain valuable lesson for the others who
once was, slaves of toll. Five years ago had of
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

them in that old
bible of ours, and took particular care
it at the page holding the birth Records
Old man Giddles has begun tellin
many times he had his straw hat clean
summer. When he begins this his ne
know it is time to build the fire in the +
10000
The unhappiest folks are those who
in everybody and those who disbeli
everybody.
If a man would work as hard all t
as he does Just before he goes on a
vacation he would be six weeks ahead
with his work right along.
There are several varieties Of mean
men, but the meanest is the one who
changes his mind after promising to do
a favor.
Hp<%~
You may know you are getting old
If it initiates you to hear younger fell
lows talking about the clothes they
have ordered.
~ a='S
DIDN'T WORK.
Her glances pierced him through and
She thought: emo, have scored.o
He merely said: 10, lady, you
Have gimlet eyes: I'm bored!'
II every man would tell what he
honestly thinks he would confess that
he believes he is being made a martyr
In some way or other.
s:.43>:.
NATURALLY.
read 1t in book;
did, I tell you truly:
She froze him with looki
He took it very coolly."
0oD0e
We believe that when an artist
makes picture and doesn't know
what to call 1t or what to do with 1t he
sells 1t for a magazine cover.
LIES.
The light that lies in woman's eyes
May be Illuminating.
Sometimes one learns with sore surprise
It is prevaricating
Ever notice that when you have
company and ten them they are to :
consider themselves as part of the
family, hash never comes on the table
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

mere Is nothing
remarkable in that
fact, is there?" asked
the man who has a
calm, practical way of
looking at things.
+" It doesn't seem to
have much reason,
argued the first man.
!" But isn't a big city
always noticeable for
it's bustlef"
~ %
1t may be a divided
question as to where a
child gets its badness,
but there is never any
doubt as to where it
gets it's good looks.
A man in Okla homa
has invented a match
scratcher. He should
have turned his atten-
ton to the promotion
of artificial ice plants
in Alaska.
CO u TT s h I p, with
many men, is showing
the girl how little he
thinks of a dollar, and
matrimony Is showing
his wife how much he
thinks of a dollar.
o. .--
We expect to live a
long while, but we do
not expect to live long
enough to learn why
people think they have
to raise the voice when
speaking to a foreign
er.
Ever realize how
much fault is found
with you for finding
fault with other peo-
pie?
o.
Time flies - except
when a woman tells
you to wait a minute
until she puts on her
hat.
Pride, my son, is
that sensation you
have when a telegram
is delivered at a time
the neighbors a r e
looking.
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Gen, AIENdIIUET.
, e.. " Not a bit of it, "
replies the shade.
I" On my last cam
paign I got the hay
fever somewhere and
the historians of
course had to explain
the affliction in a no.
BILE manner
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

We hate to say it,
but the burden Of the
conversation Of most
of us is: " What I
Would Do if I Were
So-and-So."
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Once there was q
man who suspected
bis wife of Irritation.
but before he blaz-
ened his woes to the
world he discovered
that she was merely
trying to buy him a
birthday IRE S e n t
without his finding it
! out. ...G
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Lots Of folks are.
working hard to- earn
this epitaph: HE Did
Nothing but Seek a V
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Don't listen to folks
who tell their troubles.
It will get you in the
habit, and you'll spend
half your time trying
to think Of a bigger
trouble than the next
man has.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Ever n o t ! Q re that
every man who loses
was betting on a sure
thing?
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NO DOUBT.

strange always referred to as
always trying to solve the o
b tn ca -. u1e a. W ~ 49,.
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STRENGTHENING HISTORY.

tnayb puto
him.
a mnw
mow Mr.
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Relief is that sensa-
ton you have when
you find that folks
who were criticising
you were not talking
about what you know
is your greatest weak
ness.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Womanly pride is
of e n construed as
m e a min 6 that she
would be ashamed to
have people know her
husband cannot afford
to buy her whatever
she wants.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Pride, my son, Is
that sensation you
have when a telegram
is delivered at a time
the neighbors a r 9
looking.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Ever realize how
much fault is found
with you for finding
fault with other peo-
ple?
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Trade
-: +.
Just
hadgo butter parsnps
request that
divorce
o
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

my wife," said the man OF the house, told
me to come in the kitchen and inform you that you
are discharged
''she did, did she7 Well, had an idea that
your wife was woman with some kind of mean
disposition, and now know it. The idea of her
sending you here on such an errand as thatI"
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

Time flies - except
when a woman tells
you to wait a minute
until she puts on her
hat.
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

The light that lies in woman's eyes
May be illuminating.
Sometimes one learns with sore surprise
It is prevaricating!
The Minneapolis journal. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1888-1939, 1905-10-01

(. Ever notice that when you have
company and ten them they are to
consider themselves as part of the
family, hash never comes on the table
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The Designing Thing.


friend" I'm
Why, Agnes? repro mother g