The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1905-08-26

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'aek TN museum)-Thls collection
q stuffed animals Is said to Be- yaIued
g thousands Of dollars. Flo-Ia 4
possiDiel What are they .f5,fya.f
with New Yorker.
Deacon Jones-In the better land
sssfyhing will be nlads known Mr.
rrye-Won't that be fine, rvs alwavs
wondered how old Sarah wilson VS.
Boston Transcript.
The automobile has not aeeomn,ssh.
"a much In actual business" ssia ~.
u','itarian- -Oh. yes, it has. II has
~ accident Insurance. a great
neai--W Washington Star.
his meat protested the boarder
. oYerdone." Not exactly. IT amt ,
replied the waitress: ITS done over
his Is the same meat you had res
Observation-Disclosures Press
flatbroke-rm sorry I can't nav
lnae Oil noB-you'n have to wait
a"nne. And I'd like suit this spring
700. Tailor-You'l get IL I'm going
20 start one to-morrow.-clevelaud
Leader.
Tired Mother Ito restless ch,vd,-
row you set still. I've drug you ten
Niles 70 enjoy this entertainment and
you shall enjoy It II have to pulI
every hair out OF your head-Ksnsas
City Independent.
You can always tell an English
man. began the Britisher. boastfuIly
But It would only be a waste Of
breath" Interrupted the Yankee. be
cause ne thinks he knows 1t ALL
Philadelphia Ledger.
Bessie, haw many sisters has vour
new playmate "she has one, nam
ma. She tried to fool me By saving
she had two half-sisters; but guess
she didn't know that I studied rrac-
TONS. Washington Life.
Typewriter Agent-Pardon me air.
but may l ask what Is the style of
your typewriter Merchant (enthusi-
asticallsJ-Right up to date. Elbow
sleeves, lace insertion shirt-waist. and
all that sort OF thing.-New York
Weekly.
What kind OF looking man Is that
chap Gabbleton you just mentioned1 I
don't believe have net him" well.
II you see two men of In a corEsr any
where and one OF them looks boxed to
death. the other one Is Gahbletos.~
Puck.
What conclusion did your Literary
and debating society reach last night?r
"Oh," answered Miss Cayenne. sthe
conclusion was as usual-chicken
salad, ice cream. and Goodnight; had
perfectly lovely time Washing
ton Star.
Mr.. Dresser-Didn't that new nurse
come that | engaged for little Clar-
ence1 Mrs. Dresser-Oh. yes, but she
wouldn't do. She had nothing but blue
dresses to wear. and blue you know Is
only for girl babies Pink's for boys.
Philadelphia Press.
Are you going to Europe this sum-
merT Il don't know" answered Mrs.
Cumrox; going TO Europe isn't what
it used to be. you know. When a man
travels now lot Of people turn up
their noses and wonder whether a
grand jury is after Washing
ton Star
Wee Hostess-Mamma,s shall invite
Lucy Littnsy 10 my party, Mamma
Certainly. She is the ministers daugh-
ter. do ministers daughters get In
vited everywherer Always" They
has lots OF fun. l s'pose? 1 wish my
papa was a minister stead Of a miser-
able sinner"
Mrs. Highhorse-Of course, am
particular about the family my son
marrfes into. Is there any faint in
your blood, such as lunacy, for In
stance. Mr.. Newro1-So, madam, and
there's not going TO be eitherl l told
nv daughter II she married your son
I'd cut her OF without & eent.-De-
troit Free Press.
Mrs. Mudge-I do admire the women
you draw, Mr.. Penink. They are so
beautiful and so refined. Tell me, who
is your model MRS. Nudge rises in
Mrs. Penink's opinion.l Penink-Oh,
my wife always sits for me. Mrs
Nudge with great surprisel-You
don't say so. Well, think you're one
Of the cleverest men l knowE IMrs-
Penink's opinion Of Mrs. Nudge falls
haioxr xaro. Punch.
NY dear said a patient wife who
had been studying the war news. IL
I were to marry again I would marry
4 Russian" whats the trouble
now y inquired the husband tremulous-
". when you came home last night
YOU left your hat and umbrellas on the
dining room table. your collar and
necktie were under the chair and your
watch this morning Is run down A
Russian can at least retire in good or
derr'
Mrs. B.-I suppose you find your
daughter very much improved by her
two years stay at college7 Mrs.
Proudmcther-La. yes. Mary Eliza-
beth Is a carnivorous reader now. and
she frequently impoverishes music.
But she amt s bit stuck uP-she's
unanimous to everybody, an she never
keeps a caller waitin' for her 10 dress;
she lust runs In nom de plume. an
Won know that makes one feel so COM
tortable.-Lippincott's-