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The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
Press reporter, w. G. T.
Found a Cure for Dyspepsia.

Mrs. S. Lindsay, of Fort William, On
tario, Canada. who has suffered quite a
number of years from dyspepsia and
great pains in the stomach, was advised
by her druggist to take Chamberlain
Stomach and Liver Tablets. She did so
and says, 81 find that they have done
me great deal of good. | have never
had any suffering since | began using
them" If troubled with dyspepsia or
Indigestion why not take these Tablets,
get we'll and stay well? For sale by w.
j. Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
Jimmy's Remarkable Story.

A school teacher who was CIV
ing a lesson on Food" was inter-
rupted by one of his pupils.
"Please. sir" be said, Jimmy
says he knew baby that was
brought up on elephants milk, and
it gained ten pounds in weight
every day"
"James ought not to tell you
such rubbish" the teacher said
James, whose baby was it thai
was brought up on elephants
milk?"
"Please, sir" answered James
lit was the elephants. "Harper'I
Weekly.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
Milking and Counting.

A Hiawatha young man says he
has gone with thirty.three girls
during the last five years and that
for the time being he thought he
was in love with each one. His
love affairs were after the order of
one that "Oklahoma" Dan Payne
one had. Payne lived on a farm
when boy and his raiment con-
sisted of lindsey sack with holes
for his head and arms. He was
deeply in love with neighbor
farm girl. One evening he went
over and spanked the girl while
she was milking the COW. She sat
on one side of the COW and he
squatted on the other so he could
look her in the eyes while she
MIXED. Dave felt his love for the
girl growing rapidly. 1t affected
him in peculiar way. Som ething
warm woeld chase itself up and
down his spinal column. He was
sure it was it was love. Just when
the sensation was the greatest the
girl remarked: Dave, the calf is
chewing the back out of your shirt.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

The whipping post law for the
punishment of wife heaters went
into effect last week in Oregon,
The law provides that man con-
yioled Of wife beating may be pun
ished with public whipping, not
exceeding twenty lashes. This is
in addition to the regular punish
ment for the crime.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
Dying of Famine

liz, in :its torments, like dying of con.
sumption. The progress of consump.
ton, from the beginning to the very
end, is a long torture, both to victim
and friends. "When had consump-
ton in first STAGE" writes VIM. Myers,
Cearfoss, Md, latter trying different
medicines and good doctor, in vain, l
at last took DR.. Kings New Discovery,
which quickly and perfectly cured me"
Prompt relief and sure cure for coughs,
colds, sore throat, bronchitis, etc. Pos
itively prevents pneumonia. Guaran-
teed at all drug stores, price SOC and
$1.00 bottle. Trial bottle free.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
AID. Sense.

Advertising never did pay-fSS
the man who only though he was
advertising.
If you would be real kind to-
your competitor, don't advertise
If your store is the best in towD
whoop it up in your advertising.
The getting up of a special cir.
cular. especially in the smaller Cit
les, is good advertising provided
the printing is an not inexpensive
and the distribution is properly
attended to.
Advertising-of the right kind
always did, does now and always
will lay. But it must be of the
right kind. Take more interest in
it; show your personality in it.
George w. Ritter in Brains,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

Potato growers, plant a heavy
fall crop. Prepare your ground
now, or as soon as you can, and
keep plowed until August and then
plant. Potato seed has never sold
for less than dollar for the last
seven years. A fall crop is earily
made and easily saved, Citizens
Journal.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
. a So ru 60 IA. IA.
Bears the Tho Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature Of LIxN2zzzMI

While the amount of cotton now
moving is not large it is claimed
that an unsual heavy per cent of
that being shipped is damaged. If
proper care ia not taken of the
bales the advantages to come from
holding cotton may be fully Offset
by injury to the staple,.-Farm and
Ranch.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
A Guaranteed Cure for Piles.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles. Druggists refund money if PAzo
OINTMENT fails to cure any case, no
matter of how long standing, in 6 to IA
days. First application gives ease and
rest. SOC. If your druggist hasn't it
send SOC in stamps and it will be for
warded postpaid by Paris Medicine Co.,
st. Louis, Mo. jo
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
A family mansion in Cleveland,

A family Mansion in Cleveland,
Ohio. has been torn down and
shipped to Muskogee. 1t will be
rebuilt exactly as stood in Cleve-
land. This is the longest house
move on record. The house is
thirty. five years old.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

Anna Tardy, the boat recently
purchased by G. w. Young and
others, to ply between Albion and
Arthur City, is expected to arrive
next week.-Clarksville Times.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
Accept no Substitute.

There is nothing just as good for
malaria. chills and fever as DR.. Men
denhalls Chill and Fever Cure. Take
it as general tonic and at all times in
place of Quinine. If it fails to give sat
isfaction mail the front of the carton
to J. G, Mendenhall, Evansville, Ind.
and get your back. Sold by The j. F.
Crow Drug Co.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

The laxative effect of Chamberlain s
Stomach and Liver Tablets is so agree
able and SO natural that you do not re-
alize it is the effect of medicine. For
sale by w. j. Sedberry.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
"All for the Best"

Singing, or signing,
Work time, or rest,
Let us keep hopin'
"It's all for the best"
The rose for the reaping,
Or thorns at the breast.
It's life worth the living
"It's all for the best"
And, deep under daisies,
Be this word expressed:
'In the starlight and silence,
It's all for the best!'
F. L. S., in Atlanta Constitution.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

Estimates from the fourteen
leading wheat states show that the
wheat yield of 1904 will be equal
to the bumper crop of 1908.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

A laboring man knows the value
of dollar, and a shopping woman
knows the value of SO cents.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

A Cooke county farmer expects
to clear $1,000 from the sale of dew
berries raised on his premises
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

The United States is to begin
suit tor payment of a debt made in
1858 in which land in San Antonio
and adjoining coun lies is involved
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

'Tisn't safe to be day without DR..
Thomas Electric Oil in the house. New.
er can tell what moment an accident is.
going to happen. For sale by The ]. F .-
Grow Drug Co,
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

The statue and pedestal to com.
memorate the memory of Sui Rose,
will cost $4,000.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

If you want Job Printing
of any kind let the limp
figure OH it.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17

President Roosevelt has issued
an order that no convict labor shall
be employed on any of the govern
ment public works.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
A Royal Steak

Fit for King, but to grace the table of
a free and independent American, A
fair sample of the lucious meats sold by
LATHROP & GRAY'S Market, where
all that is good, superior, tender and
JUICY in beef. lamb, mutton, veal and
poultry is awaiting yonr orders.
LATHR0P & GRAY'S MARKED.
The Jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 18??-1907, 1905-06-17
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Sc Edited by MRS. II. A. BENEFlElo. e.

SS Edited by MRS. II. A. BENEFlElo. &
The w. G. I. U. will meet at
Assembly Hall Thursday, June
22nd, at 4:30 p. m.
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ERROR CORRECTED.
In last weeks communication,
Longfellow's bugle call call to
hearts that are trying, should have
read:
Act! actl in the living present,
Heart within and God Ger head.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
INCUBATOR ON DESERT.
Birds in Vast Wastes Cool Their Eggs Instead of Giving Them
 Warmth. ss

Many a person who has watched a mother robin nestling patiently on her eggs in a blossoming apple tree has wondered how the little creature or her ancestors ever learned that the long process would cause the eggs to hatch. A greater puzzle is set for them, says the author of 'The Land of Little Rain" " in the great desert, where the same birds have learned to cool their eggs instead of warming them. In the unsheltered nests of the sandy plains it becomes nec- essary to keep the eggs from cooking. One hot, stifiing spring in the Little An telope, a traveller had occasion to pass and repass the nest of a pair of meadow larks located unhappily in the shade of a very slender weed. The birds were never sitting except at night, but at midday they stood or dropped above the nest. half fainting, with pitifully parted bills, spreading their wings between the sun and the eggs. Sometimes both of them together, with wings spread and half- lifted, maintained spot of shade in a terrific temperature, Their patience was in this case rewarded, for the com- passionate traveller at last spared them bit of canvas, which sine mounted over the nest as a permanent shelter.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
"SMART SET" AT RAT PITS
Fashionable Society Women at French Resort Enjoy Revolting
 Spectacles.

The latest attraction for the smart set" at Ak les -Bains, France, is a rat pit where fashionable foreigners gather on Sunday afternoons to witness rat and dog fights. At recent fight the grand stand facing the ring was packed with screaming women, who seemed to revel in the proceedings. Inside the wired ring was a man who let out so many rats for each dog. Some of the rats were already so feeble that they could scarcely crawl. and had to be kicked toward the dog that killed them. Scores of rats were left half dead. and lay writhing, while the well-dressed sight seers shrieked with excitement. H. V. Barnett, an Englishman. who was pres ent, ventured to protest against the cru city of the affair. and was promptly turned out by the police.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
JAP COMPANY FOR ARMY,
Majority of Sandwich Islanders Hail from Far East-Are Organizing
 Militia Command.

It may not be generally known that the United States army of the future -xt!l include command of Japanese soldiers, but this is fact, claims the New York Herald. They will not come from the armies which are fighting in the far east, but will be enrolled from our Japanese citizens in the Sandwich islands. It is needless to say that q very large portion of the population of the islands, and especially of Honolulu, is composed of this nation. They are found among the bankers, merchants and professional men. and are included among the wealthiest residents of the city. One of the principal schools of Honolulu is attended exclusively by Japanese children, and here has been enrolled a command of cadets which is to be mustered into the United States militia as soon as it's members are old enough It is drilled by former Japan ese army officer, and although organ ized but few years ago, this battalion has already attained 8 high standard of efficiency. It is frequently seen on parade in Honolulu and attracts much attention.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
BERRIES FOR MARKET.
h Pays to Raise Them. Provided the Crop Is Disposed Of in the Right
 Way and Place.

Having been asked, by farmer sub scriber, if it will pay to grow berries for market, in reply I will say yes if the business is managed right, and the crop disposed of in the right way and place. A good many of our towns are not properly supplied with berries; what they get if any. are second class-the overflow or refuse from the cities, where the market is often glutted. The commission men send circulars out before the berries are ripe, giving prices of berries shipped from the south, inducing many home growers to ship. By the time their ber- r!es get ripe the demand Is supplied. prices drop, and the berries being per ishable product, have to be sold for what they will bring.
 My advice is to grow berries for local market towns that are not well supplied. Such places can be found in the west; land can be bought for less than half that close to large cities, pickers are cheap, and. as rule, more reliable. Berries that get too ripe on account or rain, and which will not do to ship. can be sold in the home market; all the rough handling of the railroad men. shipping expenses, commissions, etc. are saved, also crates and boxes. Then when consumers get fresh, wholesome. home grown berries, they often get twice as many, and the growers iR the local market often can regulate the price.
 It Is a mistake to plant too large an acreage. We have to pay two cents a quart for pickers; one cent for straw berries and blackberries and one and one-half to two cents for raspberries The pickers can make good wages. have had boys and girls under 16 years old make dollar day. I, IS years ago, sold as high as $40 worth of straw berries in a day. I remember selling five dollars worth of raspberries from one picking off one row the length of ten acres. Blackberries, F or more years ago, were not profitable, as so many grew wild; but of late years, growing blackberries has become more profitable
 Jacob Faith, in Midland Farmer.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
REMARKABLE CURE OF { RHEUMATISM.

Michael Doran, employed by the
 ican Bridge O., Youngstown, O.,
 Is:.'I want to say for the benefit E fellowmen that have been suf- tg for a long time with acute fmatism in my knees. I had tried kind of remedy, including an
 nsive course of electrical treat !, but all of no avail. One day at Suggestion of my druggist I took bottle of Paracamph to try. The ect of it's use was magical. I got lief at once, and after using three four bottles I believe I am perma- ently cured. It is certainly won erful remedy, and upon my advice humber of friends have tried Para nph, and tEe vesdicty is Inanimous it will 1o all that is claimed for
 DonA suffer from Rheumatism, E AbaGo, Sore and Stiff Joints. Use %anph. It has cured others and
 Alre you. Your druggist will sell
 you on guarantee of satisfaction Mtoney refunded. No cure, no pay. ,sT a bottle to-day. Trial size 25c; asaini1y sizes soc and $1.OO. If you have never tried Paracamph we will send you a trial size free. Write to-day. The Paracamph Co.,, Louisville, Ky.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
CARE OF BRITISH TROOPS
It Is Reported That Officers Are Very Much Dissatisfied with Their
 Uniforms.

But, for some inScrutable reason, our soldiers appear to think their uniform is a badge of shame, or, at least, of yervjaude, says the London Truth. Any 3elf~respecting officer, so far as l can Bee, would rather die at the head of a rorlorn hope than go to theater or restaurant or a private ball full of reg mentals. A nOncOmmissiOned officer who sees brother warrior privileged 70 walk down the street in plain clothes turns sick with envy No soldier ot any rank seems to consider that uni form can enhance his attractions to the female eye, and the only way iE which I have ever heard of it's being used for this purpose is by the humble, impecuniOus private, who charges fe- male admirer so much an hour-t~o pence, I believe, the usual fee-fo' walking out in company with him.
 What makes this the more strange is that it is entirely peculiar to the Brit ish army. In every foreign country soldiers-and officers most of all-seem to be extremely proud of themselves therein. The effect of smart military uniforms in brightening up crowd, whether out of doors or at any evening assemblage. Is undeniable. AS 8 mere matter of aesthetics most people will agree that 1t would be decided im- provement if uniforms were worn in England as they are on the continent. And from the merely professional point of view I cannot help thinking that it would be of advantage to the army if soldiers of all ranks were expected to take more pride in the kings livery. and not encouraged so much as they now are to consider it privilege to appear as civilians.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
NEED ALL-ROUND EDUCATION
Desire for Physical Development Comes to Parents Slowly-The
 Views of One Mother.

1t Is curious fact that the desire for physical development for their children comes to many parents more slowly than that for intellectual development, says Youths Companion. It is pretty well acknowledged now by everybody-from the illiterate immigrant to the poor white''-that "book-learning" is good thing for the children. But the schools in England meet the same opposition as those in America when they try to put the development of muscle on the same basis as that of memory. Many school principal has listened to protests sub- stantially like that of the good woman who carried her views of education to the grammar school-teacher:
 "I want ye to teach me girl readin' with, and 'rithmetic," said she, "but physical torture. If it's jumpin' she needs, c'n teach her jumpin' meself!"
 Presently we shall make good our re- turn to the Greek system, which in- cluded music and gymnastics as essen- tials to education, and so produced wonderfully balanced creature-with body. mind and spirit in such due pro- portion that no one could overtop the other. The professional athlete, the puny scholar and the religious fecluse are each the result of the separation of one department of education from the others. The symmetrical man is the re- suit of the well-considered union of all the departments.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
Starting Ea.ly Vegetables.

trench four feet deep, hll with horse ma nure well packed Gown and made moist. put on six inches fne soil, cover with sash and lot stand few days Thea plant sweet potatoes, cabbage, tomatoes and celery. If the bed is big enough. cut choice Irish potatoes to one eye. fIl small pasteboard boxes with soil and plant one in each When soil Is warm enough they can easily be transplanteS. Cover the bed with heavy straw mattint and boards in cold storms. The back part of the bed should be raised so the sash slopes to the south to catch the rays of the sun and carry of rain.-M. Peet, in Farm and Home.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
Mountain Air to Blame.

A new guest arrived at New Ham, shire farmhouse where Boston gentle. man happened to be holding forth on the piazza, says the Rochester Herald. The newcomer was much impressed by the speakers fluency. 'I declare" he remarked to the landlord, "that man has an extensive vocabulary, hasn't her" The landlord was nightly pleased.
 That's so," he said. That's what mountain air will do for man. He ain't been boardin' with me but two weeks, and I know he must have let his aistband out much as four times"
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
Nerve Fag. If You Wa ste Your Nerve En ergy, After Awhile You Will
 Suffer For ft.

You can waste nerve fore by excess, over-wosp worry, anxiety. tc.
 You e. ! we koy yourself es' not eating proper | oG C; securing s': ient "eat to renew t,s1 cerve ac~~.s.y Gse t;',
 The rrc-fr tl f;aant i addition to good pis&. aatie 3a3 IS wfoie meal ,ve.l pge gc2ls, etc, ia Dr. Nls Nestor.llfe l,4fvi-la.
 This is a. trLi. 9 brain and nerve food as any food you could eat, and be- sides furnishes strangth and tone of it's own, which goes to the weakened nerve system and sets it to rights.
 Dr. Miles Restorative Nervine Is a re- freshing, revitalizing tonic food-medicine for the brain and nerves. It reconstructs worn-out nerve tissue, and fills your languid brain with new life and vigor.
 --a~- Niles Nervine has made so many
 latus cures. of people so sick the
 ,,s- thought they were incurable,
 yit is today the standard medicine -.n many thousands of American homes.
 Thl3first bottle is guaranteed to help you, or druggist returns your money. '.The extreme heat. close confinement and Intense mental strain incident to the banking business. has caused me to suffer with nervousness and insom- mia. 1t gives me pleasure to say that | have used pr. Miles Nervine with very satisfactory. results in the treat my fifth bottle, and eat and sleep, we'll; in fact have almost forgotten that I possess nerves"-R. l.. DALEY, Asst. Cashier, State Bank, Texarcana, Ark.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
The Right Way of Pruning.

Set a green hand to pruning trees. where limbs of any size are to bs re- moved, and the chances are ten tc one that he will commence on the upper side of the limb and saw 1t of, saving through until, by its own weight, it falls. tearing down the bark and wood, infl.ct- Ing an ugly wound which it may require years to heal, and which, if not carefully protected from the weather, will cause such decay as to destroy the tree. To prevent injury to the tree, saw one fourth or one-third through on the under side, and then saw on the upper side, or, with very large linn bs, to have them sup ported by a crotched pole. held by an as-
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
PROTECTION FOR PLANTS.
\ Simple System Which VIII Pay for Itself in the Course of
 Single Week.

Market gardeners, and even the mak- CT of . kitchen garden, feel the need of some wholesale means of protecting newly set plants from the drying effects of sun or air. A cloudy day ts usually taken for transplanting, but the sun may come out with scorching heat at any moment, and much harm be done to unshaded plants. Make reel, as shown in the accompanying illustration, and a lot of wire supports. using No. 12 wire. Make the reel roller and the wire sup ports about foot wide.
 Now buy lot of cheap cotton cloth
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
PROTECTOR IN OPERATION.

yard wide, ard as long as the rows of rlants over which it is to be used. The cloth can be divided into three strips, earh strip being tackled at one end to a reed, and at tho other end to 15-inch rod of wood. Stick the sides of the reel into the earth at one end of the row with wire supports at intervals along the row. and pull the cloth along over the plants. fastening the end at the lass wire sup port, as shown in the cut. Occasionally slip a wire support down over the cloth to keep the latter from blowing off the wire supports below 1t. Wind up the longer need cover. - Orange Judd Farmer.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
Pneumonia Killg rhousands.

During the months from November to April one-fifth of all deaths in the large cities of the United States are from pneumonia, while but one-ninth are Gom consumption.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12

The milker should wash his hands thoroughly with soap and water just before milking. Under no conditions should the hands be wet during the milking.
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12

rDTr Write to us for Free Trial Pain Pills, the New Scientific Remedy for Pain Also Symptom Blank. Our Specialist will diagnose your case; tell free. DIR. MILES MEDICAL CO.,, LABORATORIES, ELKIIART. IND
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12

p.,d the Daily and Weekly aeOendent
Newport daily independent., 1905-01-12
This Picture on Every Bottle)

This Picture on Every Bottle) ..... mills. Fevers. Malaria. Bilious vus' Take it as General Tonic and at all p''s' ;. nlace of Quinine. Breaks up Coughs. ups a, = sad ,aGrippe, NO CURE. NO PAY V !. c. MENDENHALL.
 .- Evarsvjlla. Ir6ians